Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1860-08-17
MISCELLANEOUS

~ ~ A"~N'NANA - -
railroad who has entirely failed to make the
proper connections.
-"Th-re. John. that's twice you'v come
home and forgotten that lard. la
mother. i, va. 50 greasy that il slipped my
mind"
A man Of philosophical temperament
resembles a sueambSr-lor although be may
be completely cut up, he s,ilI remain. cool.
Whatever the wind may do in winter.
1, can no, Be dcnisd that in spring II" turns
over a new leaf"
The mos, in,ensc way OfeIPres.iug con
tempt in Mlwaukie. Is to szclain-"Go, !
have no more to.ay sOOrn you as | do
gla's Of water 80
III You buy what YOU DO no, want You
will soon have to ell wha, you can not
spare.
An Iri.h lover has remarked that il i
grra, pleasure to b. alone, especially when
your .sva,ehear, !, Md We
LOG. g, Ia, by their PeO'-editor'
never.
Padding i5r jss,or-sue IL.
Il gentleman who spoke Of having been
struck bya ,,ly. beauty, was ad'i-cl TO
ki,. ,hc roj.
WHY ia minister Ike locomotive >
Because We have to look out COZ him when
the bell rings
I,v,u lost y1ar u1.e what woull You d"
franr,hers rs, iac first ,hlt ,urr' up
In d., gam, orrr,, love T'ay' out IT,
hart. wealth trump. In ~,,h diamonds, 'h'
ruaap hriu., down Die e'ah, b1nors are &C.
r. death tak,. o., Isal, The dice take the
DEAF. and ,bs sexton ends the game Will
b. spade.
An uuruly boy generally leave, school
asa Iac5uou,, leaves ,hc dsro'-W''h a
tender behind.
IA Welsh newspaper rcc,n,ly contained
In IT. notice. O. correspondents .--'Ir1'h''
crowded cat thsw-ek.
Tn, saosl,r,.sl friendship OF two h'i
and cunning msn g.. generally an injury 10
Others. and no t,u,6t &c themselves.
Liberty will M, descend to reople,s
peorl, mus, rlt., themselves 10 liberty %
ha bls.s,r: that mus, BE- earned, before i'
can be enjoyed.
y country Ssh,o'ua',rr thus d-'cr'Ne'
Any lender lie serve. you Ia the rr'''
ent ;.s,s rs lsul. in unconditional mood
Iesr. sea-. 900 ..s,-h.uuet,Sc and ruins you
in ihe future.
-"Nn tare.; man. he MODEST work Of
the Lord p" enthusiastically exclaimed
Mard.h % baptist. ard thea. after a pause,
he adJrd. 'Ba, ,h- lord la'n'' had a ]''
10 the world ior fity year'."
We are io'i ,h,t a, a r,cen, church
nsc,ir.. a worthy brother -TeraaT, a ia.
eon-J..lsir, t.e .r,u, betrayed by 'ou"
O. his fellow r1rar.r., aimun.,hel ihsu on
thi. VIE "E-r,nrvn. '' SAIL be-. ''such CONE
duct b.. uo, according O. H1gs"
John Adams. helm: called upon Or a
eou,r,butiou Cor flrri;n missions, remarked
IL bav, u1,hiu: % s,,s or that cause,
bat there are. in ,ais vicinity. ~ ministers.
no, on, Of whom vi'l preach ia The other :
pulpit nov will give a. much auI more
than any one Go, Go ei,i,ii, 'h,'s c'sr:ymcn.
~ s,aI story b. told ola Connecticut
pArs5a. H.. couuiry parish r,i.'i ne al.
Ary from three hundred % four hundred dol
lars. The god mau objected Tor three ia
sous.
"Fir.t. al be "heeauss You can't a..
ford &, give NOR, than three hundred.
Seclni, bsaas, nay preaching isa : worth
NOR than ,h4'.
Tmrl. ',-lp.e have 90 collect nv salary.
which. bsret,'or has been ,hc haiiesi part
OF my lr5r. ,m'1. yau. III have % col.
lsct an additional hundred, IL will ki'' M. 90
II Frcocbman. Wishing O, compliments
girl a,'.a l't lamb, called hers 'smnii
muuc-.