Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1860-03-22

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~ "Hung be the heavens with B'aek"
u The Ohio River is getting low'
u and lower every day, 1t has almo:
! ceased to run. All who look ut
4 can at once perceive that it exiblt
. very little speed, bat great dec
I Of bottom.
= A young widow has established
pistol gallery in New Orleans. lie
,, qualifications as teacher of the ar
of duelling are Of course uDdoubted
!. she has kIied her iaan
A New England writer says that j
has been found that negroes can ht
better trusted than white men, no
to betray secrets. we suppose thi,
is upon the principle that they al
ways "keep dark"
Mrs. Lucy Hill complains, in on
4 Arkansas paper, that her nephew has
trampIed upon ber rights and tee lings
| The graceless young rascal shouldn't t
be allowed to tramp upon bis cunt
IIin.
A Canadian paper announces the
marriage Of Mr.. Joseph Sterling to
Miss Anne Stirling Love strokes
are not usually severe, but this one,
| it is plain, has knocked an ! out.
A woman in Florida, named Gross.
lately gave birth to an infant son
which weighed only one pound
That Cross wasn't hard to bear.
Two men,J Joseph Sparks and Oscar
Flint, we're assaiIed in the suburbs
of Baltimore, a few nights ago, by a
gang of shoulder-hittefs Flint was
knocked down, but bis companion
escaped by Eight. When the scoun-
drels hit Flint, Sparks .Jqew.
Mr.. William Hood was robbed near
Cerinth, Ala, on the 18th inst. The
Corinth paper says that tue name of
The highwayman is unknown, but
there is no doubt that be was Robin
Hood.
4 Mr.. Bentley has been Indicted /
for striking a stranger with an axe. /
lie says didn't know but that the
stranger was robber. He didn't /
know, and so he axed him.
A qnizzicaI editor in Arkansas.
who rejoices in the r'ither quizzieal
name of Harry Hurry, says that !.
.truth is generally slow in its prog
ress." Probably it is never in such
a Hurry as he rs.
A Young lady Of New 0rleaus,
who recently performed a remarka-
bic feat in rowing, has been present
ed with beautiful yawl. a smack
wonld have been more appropriate.
A man in our State, who attempted
to hug beautiful young woman,
Miss Lemon; has sued her ior stri-
king him in the eye. Why should
a fellow squeeze a Lemon unless hs
wants punch?
Mr.J. S. Fall,a Mississippi editor,
asks when shall we get wise. I'm
ioubtedly before Fail, if ever.
Mr.. Henry A. Rhule says, in a
Mississippi paper. that he has work.
ed zealously for the administration,
Now let him turn aSR work faithfully I.
against it. IT'S 6poor Rule that
wont work both ways.
Mr.. and Mrs. Brewer, Of Wayne
County, have twenty-five children. !
Theirs is, perhaps, the most exten-
siye brewery in the West.
The Beaver Argus records the |,
of John Coburu, only three
feet high. No wonder he wanted to
get splced. -,
A man named j S. Bill has set
set up a shaving shop in one of our
western Cities We know him oil old
Whenever he takes off his beard,i ne !
shaves a bad Bill, l.
An impueenta nonynous cores.
,ondent, signing himself Ned Buck. :
It, expresses the wish that We were
lead. Very well-let him show b
nimself in person, and We pledge
to,kick fhe Buehsf T.
S A Southern lady has abandoned
he Shaker establishment near Hop
ito marry Mr. james Bean,
.ged seventy. five. She must pc
iond Of dried beans.
A handsome young fellow in New |
York, in great distress for want oi /,
money. married last week a rich Il
I'D woman of seventy. He was no
loubt miserable for the wantiot mon
~, and she for the want Of a hus0and;Il