Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-03-24
NUMBER 81.
THE GATHERER.
"a snatsher up Of funcoasidsrsd Tribes"

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eel" LArsser Sfslxo.H--Eggs. .gtfI yaea2
Spare Ribs Upmarrried fsnales. II
"A Subserransan vegstsble-celesy.
The National tuae--The spittoon.
Prints OF DsrknessEa Moashisg ealic,.
Simpsons Streng,h-Mane strength.
Who Governs the South The Mas.
so'' 2 EnarOJF1u aaGuk4orst
The worlds golden rule-Ge, snd
forget. Ia@1Toa 1Hs7 '1qaH "iole@ "f12
'-. ..Adjoaslrinm.nt Of cohsis..s-pro no,
Eucirg.l' OF ssing@'nI s"'l %, 70 a5rd:
a Physicians Rule or Reversion-
Patients under aSmonunent.9 9@a 'ai div
-scriptore for Topers-rhe wages wages 81
Gin 10 death. .Da~,T1.s = - tsssf szif oEaS
when the ire. is great The planter i
dead German IroverJ o. 'ssn' a s'ns.5 Z
TO ie.. the quality Of hale, i.
be JeH Ill over. n'@t aaa'Hs3sts ~ 'l1s@r
A Phenomenon we should ike to see.
Streets Weeping a'h7 @a' afstaaa os
The quickest path out Of The country
-Rsdpa,h la .vo gol1.a" ~ ytal@ggH
The Squatter Sovereign Of the Old
World-The Grand Lama s@ Aaa. wa-s
In India a lac Of rupees Is wealth
here lack OF pence is poverty. . -#n~F"f
"A lady whose dre., is on re may b
said to stand in her own light. s8sn.j 'nnr
In practising benevolence We should
give, rs did the widow, with ali our mite
"A man may be said TO be in . s,ev
when you make his blood boil. n'.f Aaaa
The orator, who deals largely iu quo.
tations, speaks volumes.
The man who challenges comparison
has to 6kht against fearful odds. - 3. %
The man who hunts for wealth hs,.a
to lose the first (s)eent 1# ..s l.a .rr.
A question for discussion in 4 Far.
MRS Clnb-ls the use Of hose beneficial
to c0yas '.. . ---. ...... ..u.m ...f
The Soft Sex-A wnman is like tar
melt her, and she viii take any form yos
please. ..,.t .--.. - =
Notwithstanding the fearful noise
they make. ,hs hay dealers do BUSINESS on
large scale.
a. A had hat taken to an evening party
frequently comes out the next day rs good
as new. "@ @.-@ .5s F@
Seeing a cellar nearly finished, way.
etsh fellow remarked that it was an sxcel-
lent foundation tor . story .--a1-a 70
Great is trnth-gr-a, is Liberty
great is humanity and they nus, aud wilt
presaii.-John Adams r. t.....-
D --Remarkabis Caas of Presence of
Mnd-A Coulter Jumper was discovered,
last week, iwao really had intelligence.
a -HARD TO PLsAss.-Ths more dem
.ists practice increases, the ot,ener he
Looks Down in the Mouth"
Query for "Smilers. Was ever Wes.
tern whiskey seen "Comin' through the
Rye @ a@ ". ~
1t is ,rcmaskable fact, ,ba, no man
who takes and pays for newspaper wss
ever bitten BY mad dog. :" a1
The man who was hemmed in i,
crowd has been troubled by stitch in hi.
side ever since.
Many institutions arc improperly
called semi,naries, Tor they do not half
teach anything. g
Storms cleanse the atmos phare, and
the 'empes,s OF life purify the human
heart
I'VE wonder whether, il q ship is lons
missing. it is charitable to hope that she
may fnrn up.
The class Of people most dear to all
men Of business. and always held in grate.
tni rene n,brance, are the earliest settlers.
-Some Yankee suggest. that it i. on,y
~hen ship is high and dry oron the
beach that you can see the hull Of her.
The captain Of a ship. when an ens.s-
ement isEat hand, "clesrs his deck" The
gambler whips his out ct his pocket.
What 10 that which. although only
tour inches broad and ,hrea inches deep,
yet contains y solid foot "A shoe.
MOP -"Tselve hundred pounds fer mare!
cant be- quota Bagstock. "Oh, that's
nothiogr says CyfAx Richard offered
his kingdom for horse, AID no takers"
va-."Hcw did you like your visi, TO your
sweetheart" "Oh, didn't Ike tho
footing with which was received ky tho
father" q
Men don't generally like 70 be ham
Pered. but, il you are going out ~ spend
. week in The woods, ysu had better hau-
pr yourself. -.a
Dickens says Of mother Who died
with her babe On her bosom: "Claspins
that light spar with her arms, shs drif,.d
out upon the dark and uuknown ssa tbs,
rolls around the world
The newspapers at = couple of Eas-
tern watering places are discussing tho
question. (which springs are the most sa-
luhrious.' We are disposed to give pre-
ference to the Springs Of the year.
The New York Herald sars the Re-
publ'cans Of that State are 'all At sea-
They ought to be. They have been trsv-
cling Seward for . long ti,ne.--N. York
Ledger.
Mrs. Par,ing,on desires to express ber
regrets that the French Emperor has sup
pressed the Universe, and wants to know
how hs did il, and where he co. his
power. s sasaa
AN EPITArN.