, 1860-01-02

H0ttA I4el!o1eu Ge11T CT Jz1ehk eAu
PAtcat, fur shssvd Ii the G baler-utxG,
(TA" y pasrats. not 10 knowing by Aalf
Neglected - Iacut their iA..sa.}
Cftth lie eIa.t the French loom Eclyes,
Silk the fnt.t Tie .lEwo:ul lcaret
tAis here potc that IL margln.l)
Though now they're wearing 'bTshsr-s1eevea"
Their VIRTUES are scarcely 'cardinal!'
l;nls of feather, hock always tosrtha.,
And tste ,ck fpest Of f,llow bsl1..~esthcr)
irul ln.y rt'e he wh"le elm m any 1ne day,
Ftx Bsownln the van, slatooai,k broadway.
Il street Is you know desounccd IN tl1e Bile
II St Matthew lived now hsi be aced for The litel-)
it is Broadway
That lcatc lItoa;n,
Aud ,nany b. they
Who walk therein;
Eut:he pasasc a1.ove nerer nclt.as their 1'shs,
Tley view the 1:oSk quoted Il obsolete quite,
Yet. nevertheless,
You'll readily gue.s,
That lie Hight Of the:E {Icca
Craze Church often sracei-
Not 10 70 t.<rr, why ridiculous.
Aad sometimes they prey
In m amnrous way
Rouad tls stsr. Ct ths1r sls!no. St. Nicholas.
It tbs a}lts that pasA
II Is whispered, a!as!
They EQuiIt through 1asa
D.rklv;
But should anT oil fuzzy venture tn bring
A Lint thu: suct. conduit is MT 0ul c ths thing,
ArdcAn only ffon low -Ao.n s!1ablhtssa spring.
Uf their birth they eau bflae cssdentlzi-
lhcy arc Zoos,
Nut snnts-
The difference y-u sac l. s-eLual!
Brt my reader and f..cna, Gu rot .ntend.
TnyT r. Y4,crf ff,n Af.ni III hHv7n
To bs1c you with lengthy details of the elan;
simply propose In coss-the.lot way.
t. follow the fortunes Of ons for day.
F.t1 Brown aro4e early upon New Tears morn.
And h1aced IN Lis nsrys, With 4 duplicate h,En.
The " calls" Of the day were manifold.
So he PRO tclrt him eli to array
In linen rs nns and sf1esh q tho Day,
yc:t1 cnts Lew - the 1eA-btttesth than they
T&.c no: to te hal for any gud.
4 tlalu.y Lat o. Iii. Ii I'd tc wcsc,
With r:m tirrc.! dsia,1y dawa '%:forr.
And ls1nt, Gaze III ldslsahd lie bore,
ASA vdsrhes Ut bis ability
Fa. # scca4 queer fact tAAt since Abel sla1u,
Weincliue u regAri tho marx VI \ cine,
A.amaFk Of decided Es1tIIisy.
lie c.liel \. the mansion II Mrs. Lc Ga!,
nrclxr.4l lc hal u,!y uo1n mt tostay;
Lacked on tl4s ~i3r. k's,e3 his h@u1, midway.
like Tiulc Iu tie rrnl.1 tu- lsso now Eew,
TrruIus Lis ..Ast WITH ii wLoEl he kntw-
Like. cr'er ! 4 called The whole ttsrtt through.
t}a the Eus.aets Ln.ds. 2Ld-Lurd knows wAo.
Til hls yes grew thiH and lit. t;nkHe grew Thick
And the a!pnf Lis ncse WAS n glow like wick
Til!-p!a!niy to erts.k-le was ukLt X brick:
T..r:e'1 dtfum yeu know, ~ tino te.itu..
.T1aesiAsa5!a ttus--An a*e drunk. Il ~ a4--
MIR. .se rnCtc COZ frCt. | EuHlt!y OF lnf.
Than its co..si: Erg1 h. " LII .eutscl With vine,
For, dttp lnher cups, Hypocrisy kicks
Her claak tn the w1ats aud " bricks tecnmc lFck4"
Tia foolshows Lis folly. anu the knavt Lis sEieks,
rsss ii sufficient that the phE2sc bt 1e1eacd.
And We speak Il 4 suan u ~ wiue revealed!
Well, Ftx.lsrovn was drunk, and slightly obuvious
.+As drunk ~ lo-l*-not Lord pcli'eru:-:
When il t!asAcI trorgh his head
Liz. the tass, Of A Fcckc.,
That enc ct1l to be made
Yet na:ued on III. docket
Interpreted.
Thfre WIS wc.!ihy Ms. Gray,
And what would s.u sly
lf1tEertsa?
tIt1 Brown was aSAast-
lie wa. drunk and hc knew IT,
1;ut thls ii vas lis Last,
Aud lie n,ussxo u'reufhit.
Fur Ein3 Il G MnllA5to1 a4c a[tvlFS4 ~ aAe - y
But the .!u Of omission Is far beyond prayer.
slrn:ytA.scaher. - uoverstss7Y.
4 yn,:h III, E,lt ls st:n on lis winding uaE,
lnth- e.cy of the evening 10 sall on Mis- Gray.
Tic reached TIE .tstet door, lie knew that front xtl
41.mountcd The steps. ami then rang the hell;
liz entered liz hail, tie pa1lor stood neal.
and inquired fer Nils. Gray. but grarcors how queer
4 l.zen Miss irays wars Raloplnc round.
And few Of then. had their fell On tAe ground.
oae lady W mt "cobb.ug Arouud" III hsr hs,d.
Ina way. which E4il4ly 70 sF&Ak, Wa Ill arcA,
Yct ro~n did no: dscm II h!s duty to step her.
Though liz saou .hs the rir rs<-. rahez Improper.
Hut he eloxed Its WY through tic rack aud tic riot
To The side Of the Gray that scemrd the most Qulet-
lie s:cn lied hiuse on eslair thas ttood Mar.
And wished the fa'E lsiy. "A Napp! New Hear"
sal"Wunuerfll wel1cs." "Dssry vine fay.
..sti7retY stepping" -"stoetat c*e:hly sasa5"-
l:sc.t chair Lis knee, and himself on hlshat.
Wondered what trick. those ladies' wcsc At:
Tuo.hs hist their inkes were in dcu:ed b.d caite.
Like the sty:s ef dancn-. AMI not very eAAsts.
Found himself next In the street outside
Didn't know Low-couih>t te.!tf lie tried
Thought he wzs c:luhtug rsrJ high hill
Wondered whY streets c!dn't rtand still
Concluded q. length he'd sst on thn Rroaad-
And walt til lis dooE IN is turn sauts 1sunt.
The MON 'ng found Fisx-
Where gentlemen so.
For taking sta
Bsth In the fnow
Tut he baflsl the wtlts,
Ills father. you know.
I1ecla:rl 1t way Fitx
And Tic Judge i; htia -.
MORALE,
My tale II doae; I'll simply ray.
Young mea lewAfr Of falling
Such calls As tAcse on New Yestt Day
A1s diskrscefnl calling.