Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1860-11-14
lQOrtester Dailp Spp.
ARENAS Wards Trials at Salt Lakc.-He
Visits brigham Young.

caStlcul. InJms Is plzin, whar ever found
which .hay Sed | was their Brother, & wantid
toc to smoke the calomel of Peace with me.
Thay then stole my jerkt beet, blankits, etset-
terry, skalpt my origin grinder & Scooted with
Will hoop. Durln the Cheats techin speech
lie sed he shood meet me i'll the happy huntin
grounds. If he duz thare will be a tite. But
enutf of this ere. ReUen, Moose, 4nuttons as
our sko0lmaster, who has got talent into him
cussycally observes.
| arrove at Salt Lake in doc time. AT Camp
Scott thare was Il lot of U. S., sojers, hossten.
sby sent out thare to smash the Mormons but
really to eat Salt vittles & play poker & other
beautiful but Sumwhat onsartin games. l got
acquainted with sum of the officers. Thay
lOOkt putty scrumpshus i'll their Bloc coats
with brass outings onto um & ware very tai.
Cnled drinkers, but SO fur as tittin is consumed
lde willinly put my wax fggers agin the hull
party
My desire was to exhibit my CRATE show in
Salt Lake City. so | called on Brigham Yung,
the CRATE mogull amung the mormlns, aud
axed his permlshun to pitch my tent and on
turl my banner to the jeutle bret zis. He lookt
at me III austeer manner for Il few minits &
sed
''Do you bleeve in Solomon, Saint Paul, the
lnmaculaleuess of the Mormn Church and
the Latterday Revelashuns Z"
SEE |, ''lne on it p make it pint to git
along pesunt, tho / didn't know what under
the Son the old Teller was drivn at. He sed |
mite show.
you are a marrid man Mister Yung, l
bleeve!" SEE |, preparin to rite him sum
free parsis.
81 have eighty wives, Mister Ward, ser.
tinly am marrid."
How do you like it as far as you hev got %
sed l.
He said "middlin," and axed me wouldn't l
like TO see his tameriy, 10 which repde that
l wouldn't mind minglln with the fair Seek &
Barsllln i'll the winniu smiles of his interestn
wives. He accordnly TUX Tue to his Scareum
The house is powerful big & in a exceedin
large room was his wives and children, which
larst was squakwin and hoerin enutf to take
the roof rite orr the house. The wimln was
OF all sizes and ages Sum was pretty & some
was plane-sum was helihy & sum was on the
Wayne-which is verses, tho SIGH was not my
intenshuns, as l don't prove OF putting verses
IN Proze rltius, tho ef Occashun requires ] can
Jerk a Poim ekal to any OF them Atlantic
Munthly tellers.
Only wives, Mister Ward" sed Yung.
"HOur servant, marms, sed |, as sot down
in cheer which red heeled female brawt
me.
Besides these wives you see here, Mister
Ward" sed Yung, II hev eighty more in varis
parts OF this conscrecated land which are
Sealed to me-"
Which % SEE l, gittin up & startin at him
Sealed, sir, sealed"
"Whare bowls z" SEE l.
Il sed, sur, that they was sealed !" He
spoke in traggerdy voice.
'Will they probly continue on in that stile
to any CRATE extent, sir z" | aXed.
'Sir, sed he, turnin as red as 4 billed beet,
'don't you know that the rules Of our Church
is that l. the Profit, may hev as many wives
as | wants %
"Jes Sc" sed. "You air old pie, amt
s,you 2"
"Them as is Sealed to me-that is TO say, 10
be mine when l want unfair at present my
sperretooul wives, sed MIR. Yung.
LONG may they wave ~ SEE |, seem
shood git into a scrape ct dident look ont.
In a privit conversashun with Brigham
lernt the tollerin fax 1t takes him six weeks
to kiss his wives. He don't do it only onct
yere, & SEE it is wuss nor ceanin house. lie
don't pretend to know his children, thare is so
many Of um, tho thay all know him. He SEE
about every child he meats calls him Par, &
he takes it for grantid it is SO. His wives air
very eXpensiV. Thay alters want suthin, &.
eff he don't buy it for um thay set the house in
an uproar. He SEE he don't hev a minits
peace. His wives lite amung themselves so
much that he has bilt a fitn room for tha-e
speshul benefit and when too OF EN- git into a
row he has um turned loose into that place,
WHARF the dIspoot is settled accordin to the
rules Of the London prize ring. Sumtimes
thay abooze hisself Individually. They hev
puild the most Of his hair out at the roots, &
he wares meny horrible scar upon his body,
Iftflip will hrO e
SIGH. Occashunly thay git mad & scald him
with biln hot water. When he got eny waze
cranky thay'd Shut him up in Il dark closit,
previsly whippin him arter the stile of muth-
ers when thare orisprings git onruly. Sum-
times when he went in swimmin they'd 90 to
the banks OF the Lake & steal ali his close,
thereby compellin him to sneek home by Il
sirccotius rowt, dresst in the Scanderlus slile
of the Greek Slaiv. 81 find that the keers OF
a marrld lite way hevy onto me, sed the
Profit, ''& sumtimes | wish Idle renamed sin.
gel" leit the FRONT and starud Tor the tav-
ern WHARF put up TO. On my way | was
oyertuk by lurge krowd OF Mormins, which
thay SURROUNDED me s statid that they was
goln into the Show free.
"Wall, SEE l, ''ef find an indlyidOoul who
is goln round leItn folks into his show free,
lie let you know.
We've had Revelashun biddin us go into
a ward SHOW without payln notlin!" they
showud;
les, hoilerd lot OF female Mormoness-
es' ceaSih nle oy 'lle cole laies swihgln we
round very rapid we re all Soih IN Tree! 30
SEE i t,, he' eni Ut
liat ia hevflaslail g9t 10 40 WIN my
ohow SCI - sg'llng Put'y rIiey' leu Mis-
Ter he t s",u - drawing mVseil up 10
my lui liile anu looHlll i9uilu upon tle orneFy
h,o" va VIZ" " pio"u anu uslal' iie"h' tI''
Staits !"
ooh now lot MS in flats sweet man sod