Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1860-09-13

SI.s, Splca walls OF tlesktflSt eReasedi IT. Az
= E y tatl 9le7Feso!Eed, aadsFe submit. Ia nnr
I'a, Ttaoets, fair and bearded alike. wlet6cr
M nssasso5 .4's Stngfiss not tropgestiexidcnce
OF tne depth of his sttat2lmcn, He W.
was never before kuoFs6 fo4ti.,5har, an ".1o
plan affsoprse $50 Of ac1tohH, bis life dtrs y
> now tosget sagyyife-z,.i5 5fszion t!,,t rides
Z. s2er like ncceksity aI0ue, could
'itEe eflEen him to it, tgFllis W., E,;s -;
nc Meatd knock at thefI ichen 3.ssss1: 80
:t1eEasiShe women would 81, I,e u.cIsiI,,,in,,
u FFoatIoem rl With siler and aDDles:
ing I he torn1ea4 he irlt sure h;s
divined, and the
stnootned' to It's fiIlf faccomblisbmtentF
Ih9s he gave theEtatlcd~ s;In,I
tEle uoor bprhet, .1tle Ss
OF the .4ciInrc fi1ay;l presented it
Seis before him. .hgThe iIlbodS r,o{,rt al. Il
our aero,s check his soy IiiIipbttie lis
r}Vnl: ITO ihim, Of "a L,Jlte Would u6f e[5
tEe1ss .sss a3s. he quirt.lsfor.
"A oons,ii y was stheT
ISs'sNSE'to wnlcifethe dlNor was poflttctl out.
NuF'"Stock heard no more, bpt ptShiio 3Iy.
ne raShed to the only door ire s;;lyrz ,yb;ri;
".se, was the wrong one, and opened and
PFeclpltated himself into for all tbot ~
cellar. 10y ""9 Ihe,
o NO" = the descent might have been made
> a;S ";,.nr"tly is enough without Injury, by the
) "i0 o' q 4duder: but for once thai convent
.HSe was out ot place, and had it been
mere mere IL ls very doubtful whether he Al '
."at tllne would nave availel himself oF !
H. Even as he did descend by n summer
saui lie might have struck on his ti.rt of-
1St u" manner OF experienced, :sIofty tuu
OF better after the manner fTthe
cat or other feline tuimal-ns it,wns im;o
9 ."!lnS me oppossum, nc drew his knees 4
~nu G!lin together, and performing semi +
l. "lntl2n, q, ne struck, luckily forhis bones
int OF !9e nara !l cellar bottom butplump
IN INTO 20 caIntcions tub Of soft soap. ssTt%iE
philosophical fact not at all obscure nvo,,
70 10 tnc most !nnlcarncd that no. twosl,oZ 4
can occupy the same space atstllr4
s'''e tMe, so that when a stone is thrown
,"t" well the water will spirt 10 ~
melstlt ne. t nd-Ayith . force prOportioued to
s.,., ams '.lrrowness OF the well aud the size
sana "e!Snt OF the projectie There
ti,l tT'e: Us mere was but little space left for
t"e esGaPc otthe soap after the entrance.
INTO the tub Of Kurtzstock k,sf cornnirnI8
oouy, tne soap was forced through thT g
se"ntE interces with a force that drove il
up against the ceiling and back AGAIN IN :,
s',oWSE pom bis head. we aid,to this
Mna' mt him in the firce, filing his mouth
nos'r'!s and eyes, and what he poured
."'o" himself 'by tipping ovcr the ttub in +
"'S 'llan efforts to cxtricate himself, it Q
Z youth n e
twenty ~ three, bound onn love cxpedition. + !
nc was pretty well soapcd. 80 !
foor kurtzstock Assistance soon ~
.e'ched nun, and plentiful supplies of wa h
'ei renewed his smartiug organs-explana-
4: IlonS t9iiowed-but the look that he gave
MIS- MISS i9g5!4YG 5kc nq @ their eyes met told far
life, nndgpitying.a knight who mad gone S
such sore tria1s for her sake, $
should yield him her heart and hand. 1t :
mny be further stated in cxtenuation of NJ
thc'lady's choieethnt the mishap of Kurtz -,-V y
stock aroused his dormant brain, and he !
afterwards became one Of the most intiu-
cntial citizens of Mohawk Valley.
! I
C a nis1n in Washington city II
The Washington Star Of the 1th (;l DEM /
ocrntic Papcr) says
Con no occasion has the regular weekly
meeting of tue Republican Association off,
this 'cIty4becn more largely attended, ORD
grentet enthusiasm manifested, than was
the case last evening. After the tliinsnc-
ton of the customary preliminary bust
ness, the GIee Club; composed OF members
of the association, sung in spirited 1
manner some Of the choicest Republican Z
anthems, after which it was announced
that Mr. Benjamin f. wilkins, who WAS
present, would address the meeting.
'.Mr. Benjamin F. Wilkins, otNirginia, !
was introduced, and proceeded to address
the Association. He alluded to the fact
fthat too little attention had been paid, in
lIhe contest between parties, to the degre-
datiOn of free labor consequent upon the !
competition in the same brnnches between
/ that class of luhovers and slaves. The
recorded expressions of human-teartcd
and libcral-mindcd statesmen and philoso-
tphers in every age had spoken with a
mighty voice for the dignity of labor
Common sense, moral feeling, humanity
aud religion recognised and approved these
expressions and no man or party could
obliterate the record
,.The sthtem6cnt might seem strange (the
speaker said but WAS not less true, that
nine-tcnths of the non-slhvehU!ders OF the
South o0cupiedlthc same gronnd upon the
question of free labor as the Republican
party. They would deny Il possibly. but
Stlhc denial would only prove that they did
stnot understand the. rnntter3 proPerly.-
Munv of them Believed the Republicans TO
bc rank. abitionists, who would upon the Z
election sofs LincoIn5 make wAr: upon thee
South, liheratc the negroes; AMI make
them our equals. Ycttneverthelcss there
, were many sympathizers with the Repub-
: licAus E.efes thoughf thcir personal safety
demtn,led their Silence.
'.Duriug the course. OF hisgrem1rks Nr.
wilkins Introduced II touching episode of
: Mc!zar Gnrducr, who wqs murdered some
yonrssincelt "a P6ptyniouth, IA, forsupl,old-
ingtliei dignity of free %liitc 'laborerS. Mr.
I tG&rdVSTt W,ts editor of the Porlsmouth
> Chronicle and OH Don,iuioW. In view of
= :. the causes witch led TO his sacrifice, the
- speaker :hPpppy acnominatcd him as ithc
: first Republican partyr. = r1t1 Y
u Abraham j. Inc ollA's Int egrtty,-.Inter-
YNF hi hit