New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-26
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IN sxstfe simplicity.

Rustic Simplicity.
i BssaruI BRlDgaRooa.-The Cincinnati En-
ouirer expects its readers to believe the following
improbabe story
Day before yesterday trio of newly welded |
couples from the interior Of Kentucky arrived at |
the Burnet House. and took apartments for the |
night in that well-ordered hotel. II was quite evil
dent that the entire party were unfamiliar with me-
tropoltan sights The roomy corridors, marble |
doors, gorgeous drawing room, and wellspread |
table OF the hotel, drew from them the most ingen-
nous remarks OF surprise. In the evening they |
visited the opera house, and were SO astounaed by
its magnifcence, that even Mrs. Waller's wonder.
full impers0rauon OF Meg Meries y almost failed
to interest them
Nothing more was thought of the yerdant trio
till about o'clock yesterday morning, At which
hourthe boot-black Of the Bdrnet House, in making
Rsnedicts seated in the hall near the door ~ his
room. He naiyeiy asked the polisher of under
standings, il he was the clerk. Receiving a mega
tive answer, he informed the boot-black that he
ments one Of the attentive office-men was Mt HI.
side and politely asked what was needed.
Couldn't syons make me q bed in the parlorgn
said the dfsconsolat looking isIfai
In the parlor7n echoed the clerk. "a am
afraid not
Well, ID like TO have one spread down some.
'erea.N
why don't you go into your own room7 !. asked
Inc clerk. T.
II don't Ike to,. said the bashful Young man.
Why, what's the matter?'' continued he clerk.
+" Has your wife turned you out %
No. said he, drawlingly e but you sec, I've
never been married BEFORE and don't nncb lie
to go in, periekleri in strange place., S- nay
oh, go right In said the clerk smiling .. audi
bly, 4 she WON'T think it wrong, -
Here the door Of his room opened about an inch.
and through the aperture came a eoaxing voice,
ssDo come in John. won't hurt yer. know,d
they'd think strange OF your standin' out there
Come in, won't yers I've done blow'd out the gas,
The odor from the room assured the clerk that
she had indeed blow'd out the gas, 80. pnshinr
open the door, he stopped the ffoW, raised q win
dow and returned to the hall to persuade the ver-
was frutless, however, and lie was connelled IA
assign the simple individual separate room for
the night
The other day, in Paris, u. Marie. in 4 nlea he
fore the Imperial Court in behalf Of NJ Vacherat.
the author OF q book on Democracy which had
been condemned by lower tribunal, began to
read, as part Of his argument, some passages
Parterrieu-Lafoss stopped him, saying that he
could not solersits the reading of doctrines SO sub
yersiye. !. What is that book?n added the Judge,
I. and who is its author e The work" replied
Marie, is entitled The Extinction Of pauperism
and its author is Louis Napoleon Bonaparte,n The
Judge bit his lip and told the advocate he might 90
on. Marie, however, lost his cause, as yery nos
sbly he expected.
The following is literal translation of a letter
in the Imperial Library, Paris, purportng to have
been written by DIR. Franklin, and sent to the
Literary Gazette Feb. 1s,) by correspondent
who youches for its commences:
al M. Franklin never forgets any engagement
where Nj Helvetus Is expected. He believes even
that if he had the prospect OF going to Paradise
this morning, he would beg for permission to re-
main on earth till halfpast one o'clock to receive
the parting welcome kindly promised him at
meeting at NJ. Targets. A Mons,
Monsieur 4 lABRE ROCHE. Auieuil''
If genuine. it il curious instance Of Franklins
facility at catching the tone Of exaggerated COM
pliment common to the times and the society of
which he was then distinguished member.
The late sir William Allan used to tell with great
gee that being sent for to receive the price of his
picture of the battle of Waterloo, he found the
Duke busy counting over whole piles Of bank notes.
Allan, willing to save the Dukes time, observed
that check upon his Graee's banker would serve
his purpose; whereupon the Duke not overpleased
at being interrupted in his calculation, looked up
and said
!" Do you think | am going to let Coutts' people
know what id fool have been?n
young woman named Bigeow who participant
ed in the demonstration of the female strikers at
Linn few days ago, marching about the city in
the midst of rain, hail, snow and mud was at
tackled the same night with Group and died before
morning. The home of the deceasedwas in Maine.
sp@------
In Toronto recently very respectable person
named Vance, an Alderman and father of family
ID his mouth, pulled the trigger with piece of
Irvine, and blew his brains out. They were re-
marked upon a fence near the scene of the catas-
trophe. He was temporarily insane.