The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1860-08-30

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are anell au r. all Paddy, "af man
writes after be dead
4 husband teleerlphod IN hs siti
'Whll m' you Tor breakfast, mi how ~
che hu' The answer omo "BucL
Wheat nk. uul dle muflc,'
4 pH. alnl l.aau loy nono l,n
Ynu ~ Waal0 N lhc nrt u rcnd
i.a bought to pn' on hil brcasi, nnd
pptfpi ~ ihe public streets 90 "poor
NfIou With Z smal children
An advertisement or cheap Shoes AMI
fancy ariIclea IN nm eastern paper, bas the
following
~. B.--Laiics Wishing lhcae cheap
shoes vii dowell tocall soon, as they viii
NOT lat long
The English have strange notions about
our geography. The London Athcncum.
IN fpeaking Of Crapsey's hcw picture Of
"lutumn on the lludsgr." says that il was
! tnl an NJ the mouth Of he river, whore the
tatskili Mountains come down TO the sea at
West Point
Where ARE you going said young
gentleman TO an elderly one in a whitc era.
vat, whom he overlook few miles from Lit
tlo Rock. 81 am going to heaven, my son,
] have bccu on the way there for eighteen
years. "Well, good bye, old fellow, IL you
have been travelling towards heaven eighteen
years and got no nearer to ID tina Arknn
sas, II take another route. GA
"yon have lost your baly, hear" ssti
one gentleman ~ another. - ..s
Yes. poor little thing ], was only Eva
months oll We did al We could FOR It. We
had four doctors, blsicrci It's heal and fcc',
put mustard pouliices al over II. gave Il
MIN. o.lomcI powders. lccchcd it, templer,
had It blcd, and gave i al kinds Of medicines,
and set, gfior week Illness. il died"
a rather green village editor, up coun
Try, was very deIrors of gaining the good
gracca II the nea mini ter, and IN dcscrib.
ing biz iirst entrance into the church,
wrote tins "IIe IL q most venerable sam
pie Of antiquity" But to bis asionishmcnt,
and the ainazemcni Of the inhabitants, 1t
came ont The ncs, morning in the types
'lle n. , most venerable sample n h
iquiiy.'
An cSchange inform us tllat the follow.
! Ing poetic gem should he impressed m the
memory Of every newspaper reader.
"Tell ms, ysangelie host,
W me>DeoRers 81 love.
Shall he'rlsss pr,hters here Lelsw,
Iisse no redress rboYcf"
The angel tnnd replisdi
"To us IA knovlsdss ritsn;
DeliHquents on the printers book
Can never enter heaven
A gentlemen in Knoxville, Tcnn.ss.ycs
The following account of his experience with
The great eclipse of the "a of August in
iha, city; liz was on horseback Ms horse
bounded as u he had been shot, and tried
to run oIi , the report irightsno1 the ami
NAL still more ho succeeded = s,oppina
his horse at the front door II t. house of
an old lady, who ran on, in her night gown
aud exclaimed "Grcat God, sssanser, has
the world busted r. -
The Southwestern independent. published
At Fayetteville, Arkansas, ID responsible
FOR the following:
Ben Cslakcr the other ,lsy wss describ.
ing to TIP Onslo,,, the xii Of a sportsman
why, saii he ~ have seen hlm take
two r..sslsss and let them bosh 90, ons n
front and the other behind him anhkc
woull FIRE anil kill the one in front, and
thsn vhirl End XIII the other.
| "Dii be- have doulls baswIed onoe's
inquired Tip. -.>s
j "wcll." quickly replied Tip, "T nolnl
iha,-I saw man do the sl1ne thine y
single barrel.'
A good joke is ,ola II BcesAw snd Ask
benjamin. On one Il their Deetusine cx.
pedi,lons, they were sidiag = - Seas
railway car. Getting iAl1 ssevesss1ion
shout preaching. Beeshes wss - sssrtsses
as to ask I3enjsmin to coas ovst y Dgosk-
Ilyn souls eabbsah morning ssd hsae ~.
Il do rot knos vh<se - noo(lng-
! house IL. said Beajauin. 49, ,,
"All ron hsys 70 = Il. csup - -
, one of the ferries and iollop he RQvX
"I would comc," continued n -
sbus FOR one reason"
Al sAh r Whist Is thstf" asked Deeehss.
"Besssse,' said Besjsssin. with nsssy