New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-06-30

PRgNTICIANA,---Well ellington is said to have ex-
claimed in the midst of the battle of Waterloo,
q Up guards and at theni.m Somebody says that
after the Baltimore Convention the Democratic
party's cry to its organs will be, "Up backguards
and at them'
For great many years the Democracy have
been agitating the slavery question, and now, by
way Of reciprocity Of compliment, it agitates them
dreadfully.
The Chicago Times boasts that men of all occu-
pations were in the Baltimore Convention. We
think that the naPefs were the most numerous class
Judging from the number Of fist fights.
The States and Union, the Democratic organ at
Washington, thinks that to require in political
platform full justice to the South would kill every
Democrat in the North Then the sooner the kill
ing begins, the better. 5z
Mr. Douglas immediate organ says that the
Democratic party was founded by him. 1T has cer-
tainly been dumbtounded by him.
The Washington Constitution, Mr.. Buchanan's
organ, says that he is g no thief or blackguard.s y
Then his organ is q most Inappropriate one.
One of the Louisville delegates in the Baltimore
Convention talked about the relations OF ofKentucky.
She has thirty-two, but some Of them are behaving
so badly that she is hardly willing to acknowledge
them.
The Democratic party has been cut in two, one
of the halves having the head attached to it and
the other the legs. We suppose the one with
the head has the most sense, but the one with the
The theory which Mr.. Cobb, Secretary of the
Treasury, has spun in regard to the Tariff is merely
a Cobb-web-and just about as dimsy as those
spun from the bellies of spiders.
Mr.. Douglas Chicago organ says that Old Abe
will have to draw in his horns. We suppose Doug
| las draws his in with straw.
| A New Orleans delegate announced in the Bal
| timore Convention that Louisiana could be saved
/ We guess her Soue will be damned.
/ -
If you are too timid to lay your hands on the gir
or widow you are counting, she will think you are
/ an unfeeling monster.
/ Bennett boasts that his Herald is "a cracl
newspaper 1t ought to be-its editor has a cracl
i pate.
i In Petersburg, Va, a man poured bottle 0
4 lager beer upon a flower. pot eotainng fuschi;
one night, and next day the plant was in ful
| bloom. [EXchange.
I We have known many fellow ponr lager bee
Il into the liquor-pot of his stomach until tina
.sfuschia,' 2 his nose, burst into full bloom
Oh, shame, where is thy blush
Washington Constitution.
If it were where it should be. your master
would be as red as turkey-cock's gills.
The Bell and Everett party is acting upon falls
ground washington Constitution.
| Don'tlie upon our ground, sir.
The Northern squatter-sovereignty bull ha
squared himself in the center of The track and
believing and paving up the dirt evidently ihten
upon fighting the National Union Locomotive.
Douglas, as dehater is never so great as ID re
plying to questions put to him by his opponents
Like water, he rises above hislevel by pumping
The histories of men and parties are best wrttel
after their death. The late Democratic party !
now ready for history. 1t is q maxim TO speak n
evil of the dead, but anything not evil said o. ina
party would be false. 1t did evil and only evil an
that continually. Ii evil in It's BIRTH evil in it
t life and evil In its DEATH Its first breath wa
j offensive, and its last stencil.