Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-05-12
THE GATAERER.
A snatcher up of Unconsidered Trifes."
-Bacheloric exclamation las
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-Maidsn!y exclamation-Ah men!

e--Bachelcric exclamation A. las
--Madsn!y exclamation--Ah men!
Why is fellow up stairs co m mttIng
murder. like good man7 Because be is
above doing a mean action.
What is that which is often brought
TO the table, always cut but never eaten
A pack Of cards. ''
"A friend Of ours has a dipper with
which philantbropist lately baied ou an
unfortunate debtor . ..
Fast young men smoke a good deal
tor 1t is the nature of rake to have a
quantity Of weeds about him.
Why does the eye resemble school,
master IN the act of tlosging? Because
1t has pupil under the lash
A fellow down South was lately taken
with fever and ague. The arue soon left
h,m Tor he was too lazy to shake
A man with a scolding wife moved
into swamp where tho dumb a.ue was
prevalent. His wife vas eieetuaI.y cured.
An old lady objected to giving her
son collegiate education, after learning
that 'proiane history WAS one of the studies.
There are, no doubt. some ou,spoken
m'ilrrs' but generally they are mealy
mouthed set.
When person is afflicted with a cold
he generally assures You it is bad ons.
Dad any person ever hear Of good cold
"A Frcnchman wishing to speak of
The cream OF the EngIIsh poets forgot the
word. ard said, de butter Of posts"
What bird IS that which it is SO ahso
lutesy necessary We should have at dinner
and yet neither cooked nor served uy p
A swallow
The Welch have 4 saying, that if
woman Was as quick with h-r fee a. with
her tongn', she could eaten hshtning
to hindfe the ire u the morning.
Don't Judge o. moral character by
the face. The fro. is more inr.,.eut rhan
many an animal Ihat has y s8u.I h.hu.
somer phy>iognomy
Why should man On taa occasion 1s
his marriage nat be rxpactri t. nav ali
the ringers. Hecaunc he t,Ngs oue belle
nim .eit
The singing OF kettle in one respec,
resembles the singing ot Stage s,user.-
An attempt to overdo it viii be followed
by hiss.
A popular anrh,~ exc'aims, "Wha, a
p''y some quadrup-ls cant talk!' We
are rather disposed TO say, What pity
some bpei, Con
An English writer SAYS. in his a'yice
10 yoeng mtrst"d women, ".hat their
mo her Eve married garirner." # might
he added tia; the gardener. in couse
qnpnce oi his match. lost his situation.
Billy, what brought you to prison -
"A couple of constaU|es, sir
"Ilaa had liquor anything to 10 with
III, "les sir, my wifo teased NE so
had 10 ick 'er.
PIES PGAN WlT.-rhey have "poet"
At Pixies Pra5, who has pcrpetrated be;
tolio"ing squib:
Luck varies with The men who hunt
W S'''' "a eh .l!aIt,
Some hud the ore Ia rytassS,
W h'ie others seek ~ ceim.'
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day. . belong t. a country upon which
tho sun never sets And H. SAID ran
kee. 'b~lorg to country al which there
can he 40 correct map--it Graws SO fast
that surveyors cant keep up With ii.
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AZ apv widow nsaI ha nlo t.s ,h.a
troiled p 'ssessions ot twenty thous sand dol
lars per annam.
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~" hats that pictnr on ? said a
IN our hearing the other day
IN PRINT store, to the PROPRIETOR, who was
turning over some -ngrav'ngs.
the sun to stand STILL
Ia tell Wall winch Is Josh and
which Is his sou ?
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