The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1860-11-23
MTsrElIEs OF COUnrsHIP.-"Sally, don't I

! look at you second -
| "lsPect you would"
"Well, the fact of it is, Sally, L"
| ''Oh now don't Jim, you're TOO sudden"
"And, Sally, want to
| "Don't say anything more now I whl.''
! But it must be done immediately, want
| YOU to"
ooh hush, don't say any MORE"
/ 81 want you to get"
"What SO soon Oh, impossible -
Father and mother would be angry at me-
"How! BE mad for doing me such favor
! as to M
ayes dear me Oh, what feeling :"
| ''But there is some mistake for all | want
| TO have YOU do is to mend my trousers =
! Sally could hear no more. She threw up
her arms, and screaming historically tainted
away as dead log.
/ DonGs' FIRST "MorIov.'' .''-Dobbs, during Q
/ his FIRST session as member OF the Legislature,
/ was caught without a speech. He was re-
rnar6abIe for his modesty, and his thirst ior
! 'eed eye"
Oae unlucky day the proceedings being ra-
! ther dull, and Dobbs being rather thirsty. ne
concluded TO go over to the hotel and take a
drink. As Dobbs rose to leave The hall, be
caught the Speakers eye The Speaker sup
! posed he intended TO address the house, and
announced in low voice
| ''hIr. Dobbs''
! Dobbs started as If he had been shot The
/ assembled wisdom OF the State had their ewes
hx4d upon him. He pulled out his pocket
handkerchief 10 wipe away the perspiralon,
ard feeling it necessary to say something, he
| thundered out
''Second the motion"
'fFhere s no motion before the house" said
the Speaker.
t'Nhpn II
The silence was 5reathless.
Do55s could not think OF anything to say.
Bot bright idea came to ban, and he finished
witt
#I more to adjourn"
Pie molion didn't 60 but D25bs did, and
nogl.ng more was seen of him that day.
KISSING THE haNDsoaEsr GlRLs.-A dis
! tns ushed candidate for an Office oi high trust
ina cerain Statr, who is sup 10 thing or
t@o, and has keen appreciation Of hve 6eat-
iy, when about to set off Oh an electioneering
tour recently, salC to ttis wlfr, who was to ac-
paay hlm tor prudential reasons:
LILY dear, IDasnuc7 IS this eleclian is COM
giicatsd, and the canvsss viii be close, I am
a.&iJus to leave notAias undone that would
promote NV POPULARITY. and 50 7 have tt91gbr
il would be q good plan to hiss number of Tie
haaasolaest girls in every place wbeseI may
BE- hoaorsd with public !sceptjon. Don't vou
think It would Be good idca -
.sCanial Z" exclaimed .A. devoted v-,t. l,a23
sr, g,ssi;, IN. bsnds,,,est rrl ,.,;i
rauug pnn,oer Of the han8so6apsl yoao,, M, :,
Tae DISTINGUISHED candidate ~ n-i,aya- has
not SINCE referred 10 tbis nis,s,ne, r,.,s f ,,r,-
u,s,,.v
\ LEAP Year PoPpivG.-"A-berp En5rain
heard something ab1u, you "
LA. now. Miss SoabgIus Won don,t sau
so r.
Yes. indeed thai did and q great ,oa,,.
SAID il foo:
la. now, what was 4. Miss SINH.
lila."
.,On dear. | can't tell yOu" cunning awav
her asa4l
"Oh!Ia, do nov"
"Oh no, / cant.'
'.Oh! yes, Miss Sophrina."
nLa me. Eobralrn. Won do t,ester bodv 50 y,
"Wen. do please 10 tell me, Miss Sonhrina, ,,
"WeIl, heard tbat-''
"What y, f2ut,inr his arm around her
"a,S;.l 3D..
"0n uon SqueeZe NE SO
s, ne near Eha[ tuai.H'' tuning n@f o. ue eyes
t1' ~ ~ r -; :" @''u v ere u
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yonr rnshand NAV nsaIsct 70 n;sa ,o, "n
drsss dn moi snal: rsSsngs ~ ,;r,oo t,n
goo6 dr4ssing, 7As '''''
10 no, hesitate b.,,res, ,bo obo;o, or
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