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The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-13
MRS. RoBINsoN,s CERTIFICATE.

VERNON, ITumbnII Co. May Isl, IS93.
This certihes that have been in very moor
health for years, and found little or no relief after
employing number OF physicians. My disease
was Proapsis Uteri had been reduced by thst
and Flouror Abus until had become liberated 10
a considerable extent BY the advice of DR.. @.
Marshall's Uterine Cutholicon which enabled nss
to attend to my husband in his last sickness until
he died, which was about year since. have
taken three bottles since his death, which has made
me able TO labor and supP-ct my family Of thrss
children. The Catholicon has nearly restored me
TO health, II is the only thing that has mitigGtsa
my suffering for which fell very grateful
MARY e, ROBINSON
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-13

A GENTLEMAN undertook TO carve Join
at dinuer' party, and did the work very
awkwardly.
"You shall not be my ''joint-e1ecutor," {"
said bis next neighbor.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-13
Av I,i.hmor heiro o,ted wbo,ho, :

AN Irishman being asked whether he
did not frequently converse with friend
in Irish, replied "No indeed Jenny
often speaks to me in Irish, but l always
answer him in English." "Why so ?"-
Because, you see, don't want Jenny to
know that understand Irish"
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-13
FOR SALE BY

FOR SALE BY
A Cook, Chardon.
@. p. Treat, Caridon.
J. E. Williams. Parkman.
II. L. Bishop & Son, Bidd!eheld
d. O. Kellogg, Munson.
Henry Cummings, Russell.
Lyman g. Scott. Mulberry Corners.
Herrick & Gaines, Newbury.
Tew & Butts, Rapids.
And by Medicine Dealers generally, thrs
out the State.
II. B. KINGSLEY, Cleveland.
Agent for Ohin
March Is, 1859. 47s-en
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-13


lthas cured thousandslS within the last years.
who had given up alllS hopes Of relief as the
numerous, unsoliciIedI= certificates in my pos
session show.
The ose must be- adapted to the temper.
anent OF the Individual = taking it, and used in
such quantities as TO actIS gently on the bowels
Let the dictates Of y your judgment guide
you in the use of the = LIVER lNVIGOR-
ATOR, and il will cure Liver Co m =
plants, Bilious At lacks, Dyspepsia,
Chronic DiarrhOea, x summer com plants
Dysentery, DrOpsy 81 Sour Stomach, IIa-
bitual COstivcness, lCholic Cholera,
G h o era Morbns, p Cholera In fantum,
Fiatuience, j "a u n - dice, Female Weak
nesses, and may be- = used successfully as an
ORDINARY FAMILY MEDICINE 1t will
cure SICK HEADACHE, las thousands can tes-
ilyl IN TWENTY MINUTES, If TWO OR
THREE TEASP0ONFULLS ARE TAKEN
ut commencement of attack.
All who use it are giving their testimony in its
favor.
DJ-Mix wafer in the mouth with INVIGORA-
TOR. aud swallow both together.
Price One Dollar per Bottle.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-13
"Veli, vot 20 goin TO do nit him ?"

IT takes four things to make thor,
ough gentleman. You must be gentle.
man in your principles. gentleman in
your taste, gentleman in your manners
No man who does not combine these quail.
tiles can be justly named true gentle
man,
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-13

How Mr.. GorLIEB BROKE HIS Pow
Chon you reckermemper dat little p!ack
bony pyod NIT the pedler mex! week g?
"Yah, vot of him."
''Notngs, I only gifts sheated burdy
pad"
$50 ?"
"Yah. You see in the vurst place he
ish plint NIT both legs, unit ferry lame nit
Won eye. Den ven you gifts on him to rite
he rares up behint unit kicks up before so
vurser as a chack mule. l dinks l take
him liddie rite YESTERDAY, unit so sooner
| gts straddle his pack he commence dat
way, shust SO like vakin peam on a
poats steam +; unit ven he gifts tone, l was
so mixed up nit everydnks, I viDt mine
zelf zittin arount backwards, NIT his dali
in mine hants vor de pridle."
"Veli, vot yo goin TO do nit him ?"
"Oh, I fixed him peter as cham up
/ hitch him the cart nit his dali we're his
heat out to be den l giie him ap out SO
tozen cuts nit hte cow he starts 10 60
put SO soon he see te cart pefore him he
makes backwards. Burdy soon he
stumbles pehnt, unit sits down on his
hanches, unit looks like he wells burty
shamed nit hinzelf. Den / dakes him
ont, hitch him de right way, unit he goes
rite of shust so goot as anypodY'O bony."
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-13
GARLlCk g. WILDER'S
Improved Patent FENCE.

THE Undersigned, owner Of the right for Lake
l. and Geauga Counties, would call the atten-
ton Of Farmers TO the merits of this new Fence.
applied, and is the bes now in use. Any infor.
nation respecting it mny be obtained from Thorn
as Metcalf or o. p. Newcomb. Of this place; and
asampe may be seen on the Public Square, near
Mr.. Chase's Hotel. II is sold al such reasonable
rates as TO suit all purchasers, and warranted TO
give good satisfaction, The Undersigned will
soon have an agent in this race.
G. c, CRANSTON.
Chardon, December 23d, 1889. 6l91
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-13

ALL our friends, perhaps, desire our
happiness but then it must be in their
own way. What pity that they Go not
employ the same zeal in making us happy
in ours.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-13
SANFORD'S
Liver ERavigOFsa tor

NEVER DEBILlTATES.
AT IS COMPOUNDED ENTIRELY
free FROM GUMS, and has become an established
fact, Standard Medicine, known and approved
by all who have used it, and is now resor ted to
with confidence in oil the diseases for which it is
recommended.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05
Tic existence and virtues ii I'LL Stone, Mr. VANS
Icy has furnished with the following lst of names
and the length of time the stone adhered. and
which in every case has proved permanent cure

There are some twelve others whose names and
residences he has forgotten. Tho stone has also
been applied to about two hundred more who had
supposed that when they were bitten the dogs were
mad. In these cases the stone refused ta adhere,
and he never heard Of any of the above showing
symptoms Of the hydrorhobia afterward. The
superstition il that they were not bitten by rabd
dogs as the stone meyer refused to adhere to those
who were bitten BY hem.
This stone has Been III the possession Of Mr.
Wamsley for the Fast twenty years, and has beer
known ID this vicinity for the last seven years. II
shape is Triangle and is about onehalf inch long
and of the same thickness. In color and hardness
i resembles diamond, and when placed in warn
water d. milk, for the purpose Of extracting tht
v1rus water, small bubbles are noticed on the sur
face;s great many have doubted the existence
q snct stone, but a visit To Mr.. Wamsley b
nose who are unfortunate enough to have ths
have no doubt viii realize and bless the existenc,
Of It
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05

One Of the Penobscot Indians recently appealed
to the Maine Legislature to build bis tribe new
school house, and thus tiguratively described he
old one g The building has become bald with ace.
and Weeps now, within and without, in every rain,
the woods % - =
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05

Old Tom Bates had great story about feet.
Talk about fee, = he used to say 6 why knew 4
Niger named Wilson, down Id Arkansaw, that bad
mud smashers like young steamboats,. That fel.
lers feet were fortune to him. though at last, for
when they started railroad in his parts. the loco
motive feIiers gin him fifteen hundred dollars for
his cid meccasins. They made depot outer one
and an Ice cream saloon outer another. L
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05

A speei0us appearance does much said a
begging preacher to his decorus flock, but an
appearance Of specie does more. Last year, when
preached for the penitentiary, saw nothing but
shilings IN the plate. You must have thought my
brethren that was preaching for t,repene,,,,a.
fe,tfa,af u e'S-
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05

The following dialogue ssaid to have passed be-
tween London Churchwarden and his servant
William:
William, bring me my Wig"
6 Vich Wig, sirsn
Wy, my yte Wig in the wooden vig-box, vich
wore on last Wednesday vos week, ven went 10
meet the Westry.n
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05

A story is told Of the celebrated Paley When
at the University he was giving himself 70 dissipa-
ton. One morning, before he was up, young
Lord, one Of his companions in wild follies, came
into his room. 81 have been thinking said he,
long 70 powerful family 1t is not 50 much matter
What Do here. But you are poor, and have your
own way to make in the world. You are man Of
talent and literary taste. Everything depends upon
your aeyoting yourself to study now, and rou are
fooling away yonr only chance. The future Arch
deacon says that from that momenth he was changed
He gave up all dissipation, and began Immediately
to lay the foundation Of that learning which made
him one of the most eminent men of his time
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05

FAxcy GooDs.-We invite the attention Of the
trade and Of readers generally Msis. r. L. Pes aiyer
enens Of extensive and well stock Of French
patent meat aicsa most desirable article for families also
toys ehdren,s carriages rich Chinese ehessmen and superb
assortment 81 ladies' dress trimmings and ribbons spring
goods Of every description fancy goods csmprsng
III bracelets ivory shell combs backgammon and chess
haards charen games paper acha goods porcelain statu
MIN s3ate
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05

a debating club in Worcester lately discussed
the important question: whether 4 roostsr's
knowledge Of daybreak is the result of observation
or inRtinef. -
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05
aW ersaas gag essaa snpt sht any aauus aarh s. 1860

A mouldy odor seemed to rise around me and
hastily sought TO grasp some friendly hand to put
away the chill my marble visions had cast over
me
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05

MEDIcfsAL.-See advertisements Of Messrs. j.
Wright Co., nc great medicine dealas Who ars for sale
Davis syrup Of Wild Cherry and Ta wdghs Indian regs.
table Pulls sad Winer's Canadian EBrmifags
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05

TEN Extra LIEgLy SLAVES have been received
and are for sss b. Mr. L. eaman Grasisr street. oppo
site tia Varieties Thsaser.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05
THOMAS A. ADAMS, President
GEORGE JONAS, viee. Psesidsnt
r ,oUIsIANA STATE INSURANCE COMPANY

r oUIsIANA STATE INSURANCE COMPANY
OFFICE NO. % CAMP STREET
Capital 100000
pfREcroRs.
j. Iapelre, H. H. Harris
Theodore Froia, J. N Robert,
A. D. Grief j. A. Bonnefon
jacob Zols, Arladeo Landry,
r. GAnucheau.
This Company will be ready business on the lat al
SEPTEMBER NEXT will against the perils Of thu
seas rivers and loss and damage by IRE risks at
the current rates of premiums.
cash return premium Of FIFTEEN PER CENT will Ia
made 10 those insnring in this Office.
r. E. dANuoHEAu, President.
A. PtoeLEr, Secretary
New erIeans August II. 1859 a,lstf
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05

STATE OF LOUISIANA PARISH or ORLEANS,
City of New Orleans.
Be it remembered that the 18th day of Jannar 1890
fore me- the subscriber, Justice the Peace in and far The
cy aforesaid personally appeared Thos soo President and
james Towards Secretary Of the Sun Mutual Insurance Com.
pany Of New Orleans who, being duly swsrn according
do depose and say, that above accounts are nat sn
and correct transcript from the books of company
TIE F,, 49,, e.... THos. sLoo, President
10 ana subscribed before me- this 18th day Of January
iooV. DE-. MITCHELL,
Second Justice Of the Peace, Parish Of Orleans.
The Board Of Directors resolved pay an interest SLY
PER CENT IN CASH, the outstanding Certificates of
froh to the holders thereof to their legal
on and after the 18th day Of February Also to declare
dividend Of FORTY PER CENT. 40 per cent? on the mt
earned premiums Of the Company the year ending Dcc
Der a 1852 tor which certificates will DO Issued on the Ish
March next. -
The Directors, after reserving ONE MILLION OF DOL
LARS OF profits have further resolved that all the
Certificates of Profits of the year 1856 be redeemed
and paid to the holders thereof their legal on
the 18th day of February next The Certificates to bs
produced at the time of payment for cancemen and interest
on same to cease after the 3lst December 1852
THOMAS sLoo President.
JAMES d. DENEGRE Yice-President
JAMES EDWARDS, Secretary.
g DIRscToRs.
James D. Denegre H. j Hart
A. d. Kelly, John c. Kicks
e Hugh Wilson, u stauaar
j. Y. de Egana H. II Lonsdale
= Henry Renshaw, John G. Gaines
a. G. Tremonlet, Thomas soo
ia14 I'm
CTTIzENs INSURANCE. COMPANY
Office No. Carondelet street
Capital, S37I,52O 49,
oMER GAILLARp, President. "A. ssHRIEBER Secretary
TRUsTEEs:
Geo. " West, r. p Hunt, 8
James A. White, NJ Mussou
douglas West, Martin Gordon, Jr..
u. lamisont Eums Augustin,
Ar. Mtenberger Cessre Olivier
y. Leisy, A. BONN,
OTner GsIliard.
The Company insure against pers of the egs and rysrs
and losa and damage BY fire at the premium
DIS ly
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05
T oUIsIAsA MUTUAL INSURANCE. COW.
- PAHY OF NEW ORLEANS 0N1

u n
AA PAaY OF NEW ORLEANS 7
oFFIcE-south of Camp and Matches streets.
Amount of Premiums for year ending February g.
Net earned Profits for the yesy........ sas M. N
Assets the 18th February, 1859. ps7 27 "a
Te Trustees have declared Scrip Dividend Of SIXTY PER
CENT after paying Six per nteres, on outstanding scrp
aud redeem the Certificates of Scrip the years 1855 and
1857
Interest and redeemabs scps payable and after The
SECOND MONDAY OF MAY NEXT, and the certificates of
scrip for the ending February 2 1850 viii be issued on and
after the LIST of june 1859
CHARLES BRIGGS President
m28ly H. P.JAEvIER. Secretary
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05
EAnIILY GROCERY. CORNER OF COMMON ana

FAMILY GROCERY. CORNER OF COMMON and
Carondelet streets
# has been my desire excel in tho quality of BUTTER
nshed to my customers and the patronage have acquired In
the last fourteen years is proof of success
My TEAS being selected by acknowledged Judge in New
York will be found to be choice
the stock of the store changed many times during the year
and therefore fresh full constantly coming in
bought and to be sold for cash.
Country orders solicited which prompt attention will he
paid. Terms, cash Or city acceptance.
II. Il. HEBDEN,
n26 6m Common and carnrae4- SITS New Orleans
I oUIsIANA STEAM CLOTHING MANU-
FACTORY,
165..............C street...,..I G7
new ORLEANS.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1860-03-05

COMMISSIONERS.
GERARD sTrTH, Mayor.
v puPt.Bssrs Comptroller.
ADAM GTFFEN, Treasurer.
NORMAN WHITNEY,
Chairman Finance Committee, Board Of Aldermen.
JNo. N. HALL,
Chairman Finance Committee, Board Of Asst Aldermen.
fei sat o. DKBUYs, Secretary.
Daily national Democrat., 1860-02-03
San Francisco News.

SAN Francisco, Feb 2.
Benchley d Co., one of the largest hard
ware houses in California, doing business OF
Battery street, failed yesterday, for heavy
sum, most of which is due to creditors at tn,
east. The cause is said to have been depres
sion of real estate
There is no news of the Overland Mail.
The Democratic County Committee met
last evening and ordered election for the
Goth. They repudiated the action of the
State Central Committee, and invited their
anti-Lecompton brethren to join in the cleo
ton, the only test being to support the
Charleston nominee.
Judge Terry's trial must take place in the
Court of Sessions. This is the result of the
late decision in the Supreme Court, affirming
the judgment of the District Court from
which an appeal was taken.
Hon. Milton S. Latham, U. S. Senator
elect arrived in this city last night, and will
leave for Washington on Monday next in the
steamer Sonora.
MARKETs.-Pork and bacon, firm; grain
market, dull -four unchanged; wheat, 81 10
aSl,5O; barley, $2,l2aS2,22i; potatoes, 81
a$l ,l0 beef, American, choice, l24c; Span.
ish-frst quality, lOal03c; mutton-chOice,
l6alsc; lamb, 15c pork-dressed, lOallc +;
undressed, 4a5c; veal, nominal, l03c.
Daily national Democrat., 1860-02-03

The MONSTER GUN.-The cannon, the sue
cessful casting of which, at Pittsburg Pa.
has just been announced by telegraph, is of
the following dimensions, viz: Its diameter
of bore or calibre is 10 inches; its length of
bore is 10 calibres-l50 inches; its total
length about Is feet. The greatest diameter
near the breach is three feet nine inches -
The solid ball it will throw will weigh 4l2
pounds, and the shell nearly 300 pounds
The capacity of the shell will be about IS
pounds, and the service charge about forty
pounds OF powder,
Capt. Rodman, of the Ordnance Corps, the
accomplished officer who projected and super
intended the fabrication of this gun, alleges,
in justification of these increased calibres
"Of what avail would be our present calibres
in the protection of our harbors against the
steelclad ships now building in France and
England. We want few guns of large cali.
bre, which will be certain in their effects at
short ranges; these to be placed in the har-
bors and in the approaches to them of our
seaport cities. The engineers have long
wanted larger calibres for harbor defence"
Daily national Democrat., 1860-02-03

A DUTCHNAN's LEGAL TENDER.-A novel
case came up before Alderman Bell yester.
day. A German, residing in Manchester. had
been sued by resident of Allegheny for n
sum of money, and judgment hid been OBJ
tanned thereon. Constable Melby repaired
to Manchester to make levy upon the prop
erty Of the German, as the time had expired.
The German agreed to pay the amount of
the claim-ten dollars and ninety-three cents
and in due time he produced one thousand
and ninety-ttree copers The officer refused
to take the specie" and the German refus.
ed to give him anything else. saying" Dat
ish money!" They repaired to the Alder
mans Office, and as the officer entered the
door he Exclaimed" Squire, here is this
man, loaded to the guards with copers. and
l refused to take them" The Squire looked
on with surprise, as Mynheer began to sheell
out the "reds," first emptying one pocket
and then another. Hold hold |" said the
Squire, I'll not take that stuff" al Dat ish
money" exclaimed the German, at the same
time adding another handful to the huge
pile already on the counter. "Stop," said
the Alderman. in o tone of command. "do
you expect the man to take his money home
in a wheelbarrow2"
The German seemed utterly amazed, and
opened his eyes when he was told that such
a multitude of coppers was not legal ten.
der He left with his Thousand and ninety
three" to make trade with some one who
had not such horror of "specie monish."-
Pittsburgh Press.
Daily national Democrat., 1860-02-03

lover THE UNION LINE.1
EXCLUSIVELY TO NATIONAL DEMOCRAT
Legislative Proceedings.


SACRAMENTO, Feb. I'd.
SENATE-Mr Sharp presented a petition
oil ladies' relief society of San Francisco
praying donation of $4,000 from the State
deferred to Com. on Public Expenditures.
Mr. Logan introduced a bill to create the
office of State Geologist. Referred to Com
on Mines and Mining Interest.
Mr. Sharp introduced bill to amend an
act providing for Supreme Court Reporter
Senate went into executive session to con.
slider the appointment of Mr.. Hitchcock as
one of the San Francisco Fund Commission
ers, but postponed action till March LIST.
In the Assembly, the special order of the
day-the question of division of the State
was postponed to Thursday next.
Resolution to pay James Gallagher mileage
and per diem to date, lost.
A spirited discussion occurred upon the
report of the committee on counties and coun.
ty boundaries, it being charged that bill had
been distracted from its papers, altered and
secretly returned. The matter was dropped
on account of the informality of the motion
upon it was called out.
Daily national Democrat., 1860-02-03
4ailg NationaI 1cmottat.

DEPARTURE or Col. ZADocK PRArr.-Thi.
distinguished gentleman, says the Alta Of
Wednesday, takes his departure on Friday
in the Overland Mail stage for St. Louis II
is somewhat remarkable that man seventy
years of age should be willing to encounter
the dangers and hardships of such a route
but Col Pratt is determined to see every
thing despite the difficulties which may in
terfere in the journey. We understand that
some of those whose expenses he paid to this
country from New York, in 1853, will now
return with him. He has arranged with
the stage company to allow him to stop at
any station on the route as Tonga he pleases,
and to be taken up to continue the journey
at his option. This will allow him to take
leisurely view Of the overland route, and his
influence will be theoretically exerted in its
behalf at Washington. We predict that the
visit of the honorable gentleman will prove
of no little benefit to California"
Daily national Democrat., 1860-02-03


CARSON VALLEY-From the Territorial
Enterprise, of January 1Sth, we clip the fol.
lowing;
OUR PRosPECT.-We hear every day, from
gentlemen who have been on the "other
side of Jordan" of the intended rush in the
spring to this 1.-The promised land" We have
only to say to all who intend to come, that
this is very poor country for a man who is
'constitutionally tired )" our present popula.
ton principally consists of men who are
ready and willing TO brave the hardships oil
a frontier lief and who have ambition and
energy enough to push ahead. To such as
these we extend a cordial invitation, but the
broken kown hacks of politics and loaferism
who iDfest every town in California, will
find this "a hard road to travel" and we ad-
wise them to remain where they are, or else
they must come prepared to perform feat
we once heard one of them say he never
would be foolish enough to undertake
"work."
ArTEMPED RoBBERY.-On Saturday last, as
Mr.. Barrett was driving his team on the
road from Carson City to Vansickles, when
about a quarter of a mile from the latter
place, he was accosted by person with the
remark "Your money or your life" Hav-
ing some regard for both money and life, he
whipped up his norses, and was soon beyond
the reach of the highwayman. but not until
the latter gentleman had given him part
ing salute, with the humane intention o
taking Mr. BIS life 1t is q good plan fol
travellers and all citizens to be on the look
out, as it is reported authenticity that forty
or fifty San Francisco thieves have left fol
this part of the country.
Daily national Democrat., 1860-02-03

FRANCE AND AUSTRALIA Berlin monthly
periodical (the Prcnssische Japrhiicher) has
made curious and startling revelation Of
the motives of Austria in going to war with
France. 1t says; "In May, Immediately
after entering upon his office, Count Rech-
berg openly and officially declared to cir
Gle of diplomatists. that the deposition of
Napoleon H., and the restoration of Henry
v, we're Austria's true objects in going to
war. One of the ambassadors to whom this
declaration was made, looking as though he
doubted the Counts mental sanity the latter
repeated with certain careless assurance ::
OH, cest que nous vOulons, nj Plus IN moins "
C'Yes, that is what We want, neither more
nor less. Louis Napoleon and Francis Jo-
sePh are now "sworn brothers" pro tenn, we
suppose.