The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1860-12-01

80. Jemima % exclaimed husband
vfoss wife presensed him with twins.
eTMs. Doagias' great principle does not
sppear TO draw much interest nov.
cTIndians may be considered the Cop
rsr-fscsd type Of Mankind.
rTHos dsess eor become landed
estate By turning her inso fsld.
rEH pessicoas govsrnnsns Is no. more
oppressive roc than formerly, Is j. serssiSiy
double in extent.
c<Why Is . bot s.oTa iiks nice vo-
mani Because Tvs confsrtsble inssass-
iicn il winter tine.
rF The Cine;rnasi Press tSirts the
SQUADS worst so:ssiop f1r their troubles ~
dis-soiCsior.
.e1r.Kin. Lear said the lightning owed
hin 90 subserip,ion. II il bad owed hin, Is
woeId 10 dosb; have foSksd.
--AYanfes has invented . patent dog:
jas. wiad him up and be viii bark Tor
k3srs.
e~a nan 10 !3re has very iisii. nesd Of
,,etaal.. So il your Iandlady doesn't give
you enough TO cal, just fa!! 10 lore Hi1a ner
daughter.
IT. The Memphis Bulletin thinks, that
sh9ald South Carolina seceds, the best way
20 punish her would be to share her 10
her.eif-io let her alone serersfg."
s5s-Nr.. parsiovton, hearing that yoang
man had go. up fer himself, said 'Peor
fellow. has be no friends that viii set up
Ter him par; Of the time
bAreavei Western widow addressed
the ualI-bearrfs Of her husbands funeral
With, .You .alI-brarers just 90 into the
but,srv and get some rum, and ven start
thi. man right along"
e7rThs Worcester {Mass.) Spy says -
The inEaa. found on Cnshn1u's door step In
Ellington, few days since, 10 10 be named
Stephen 4. Douglas, for the reason ,has
tis. lit,Is sucker vas 10 search Of hrs mother.
rz-A housemaid in the country, boast
Ing OF her industrious habits, said that on
certain occasion, she reese at four, made a
FIRE. pa. on the tea-ke;ile, prepared hreak-
fast, and made al. The beds, before single
s3ul was up in the house.
rz~ What glorious weird this would be
IL al its inhabitants could say with Shak-
spsa.e'a Shepherd :. "Sir, am true la
bsYgcr: earn what | wear owe no man
hate envy no mans happiness; glad OF
Other mems good; c5nteni With my Heck"
fZ~ The wars bave found out the way to
ssttle tbs H,rFeprsssibie eonaiet "itaous
Coming 4, h.9ws. One asserts that the best
wayto sire u Southern hear@ - 20 MAKE
love 10 Soathern belle, and another says
she"cotton region" may be '''rEeeipisated
into regolaii5n' b. masryiEg her.
eZA ybysieian in Cincinnati, bad, for
soms time pass been much annoyed by some
deprsdatog, who drank up the milk left on
isis door step as m early hour. one day
las, week he left 81 smetic in tho pitcher,
and soon after the nllkmaa had passed, the
Doctor foand q policeman in neishborIng
alley .'making his returns"
fY~iI. G.. Of the New York Tribune, ia
reported as say, ng to those about him, on
Wednesday morning, when all was certain
for Lincoln :--.Boys, | feel so happy-wlI
not some ons kick me-" We do not say
where, nor for what parpose, but the invi-
talon WAS meant, we suppose, just 10 take
of the edge OF his enjoyment.
g5r"Sibloy, sibley, sa-ay, you're n
(hiel asmvgogus,' shattered drunken in
,iiyidual who staggered 10 tho front of
crowd which Mark SibIey was addressing.
"And," aaii stblay, with telling emphasis,
and without q momeat's pause, .'lf some one
would pat wisp Of straw around you, you
would bs q dsml john.P
eY- 4 certain divine gave out psalm to
his choristers, who attempted to set II to n
new tuna bat having made blander, the
clergyman, when he came to that part Of
the lytany, "Lord have mercy on US miser-
able .inners,n in bis turn made another
bIuuder, and read it, "Lord have mercy on
our miserable singers
fy~"Mr. Van Buren," said defeated
cliea., sis there any client so low or mean,
or in any case 80 nasty, that you won't IN
dsrtako 20 defend him in ii ?" 81 don't
know" said John, stopping to put away
another oyster then bending down, and
confdsn,iaiiy drawing on. his reply in the
little MAS ear--"wha! hare you been
doing %
~ In the following ambiguous passage
iron, IN odel love-!etter TO young lady,
was recognized somewhat peculiar dellcacy
of compliment "Now | wish, my dear
AdsIina, ms engagements would permit me
to leave town and 90 to see you. 1t would
be like visiting seine old ruin, hallowed by
time, and fraush: with thousand pleasing
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