The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-11-01
The MI o derm BeIShaZZar--A Spec
tacuIar Hrama in One Scene.


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The MI O derm BeIShaZZar--A Spec
tacuhar Drama In One Scene.
The curtain raises and discovers Buchanan and
his satraps at 1o0ssaiL-pipes and tody IN pro-
fnsien-pork and beans on the table.
BUCH.-Pd give dollar, boys, to
know the fate
Of the free battle in my ma
tive State!
BRECK.--Be sure all's well In that
rectangular place
You know the adage, i'll news
flies apace.
BELL.-We've licked 'em, mighty sir
be sure of that!
DoUG.-If we've not done so, you
may take my hat! ,fr
TAsidel If this abhorred crew is not
laid dead --.e..
BY noble Pennsylvania-take
may headl @
BUoH.-What said my Little Giant!
DoUG.- A mere joke
About my hat! n
Aside He surely cannot smoke
That Forney's sold 'em to the
Wide Awakes?
If he should find that out! oh,
mercy sakes!
BUcH,-Ye sovereign Democrats,
whose love for place
Has brought the blush ofbrandy
to your face; rr
Who stuff the ballot box, and
nobly dare,
By patriot deeds, the bracing
Sing Sing air;
tell you that feel as dismal /
now
AS new comedy or stump-tail-
ed COW,
And were it not for my gray
hairs, I'd go and join niger I
company-that's so! asgei
EvERETr.-Or start comic paper.
DoUG.- Ridiculous!
How would that cure the azure
devils? L'-a 991
EVERETT Thus
By an old rule-Sirnilia Simih-
bus re........-. -...s,r
(As none Of them haze edited a
comic paper they all ldagh.)
During the chorus of anxious mer-
sinaeaat q mysterious hand, aoithout the
rest of the body, passes on the aoGll, on
sohich IS qoritten.: ra#e seaT 4
Pennsylvania been and gone
and done it ..q ~
The Curtin ris by 30,000votes-
Hurrah for the Wide Awakes- (,
Old Bucks weighed-and not
Being wanted; is found want
ing. d. asa51 sasl
BUCH.-Angels and ministers OF
grace defend us,
/ hope that thing there wasn't
meant to offend us! aa5 -ata3
But since Covode's Committee
I'll be darned, ..fu..rs--. :,
If an nnwelcomer thingthan that
I've larned-
I feel all goose fesh-e'en more
so than usual at sUE al
thought your fusion would at
least confuse all. -Fqt
I'm rightly called the public
.famc~tionary,
I funk all over now in dread
quandary, 4lllgag a ~
For Penaasy1vania's Pencils
written plain, .so rrr a.o.. t.8t
"I'm weigbed-found wanting?" !
Is that Pencil cain? 9-'.A g
Run satraps for prophet to ex>
pound, o-sI OF ssaaTaai
You'll find some of those fellows
hanging round
At Tammany, the Tribune and
Pewter Mug, a'09a94a $50
But keep this chalking on the
wall, quite snug, Voad
For by your ears, and melody
of call,
should conclude that you're
Assyrians (Ass ear ians)
all, a9HI
Il E,cit Ydncey.l a~8
BUCH.-I fell, old friends, quite queer
in soul and body
But let her rip! who'll join mo in
toddy? .Hea PIP q
Re-e,ater Y0aacey aoih Horace Gree
'ey.] =
YANoEY-Great pot-en-tate-odI /
BUcH- You should say pot en-
Excuse the pun mysnoble legis-
lators!
WHAT Am sunk SO low that
none will laugh? 2d5 ESQ
You're all as dismal as an ep-
itaph! -,...s'lee5
Now, Horace, tell us what that
scrawl's about!
HoRAcE.-It means, old Buck,
your party is played out--oo' tq
Columbia's weighed you in her i
scale, and found o.f4 III ft.fr
That like stale fish, you're moth
ing worth pound
The loaves and fishes that now
grace your plate 1a lgs bgdl
Shall all be taken from you--soz
says fate ,..r.. 81 "a 3.t,.r.I
In point Of fact you must alb
squatulate! '3
Salt river is your doom! 3l5a y
bUcK.- Oh, dismal news! n
You've given me the blacklist
kind Of blues
But I'll to Bonner, and my ven
geance find, s'14 fA'i
And through the Ledter punish 4
all mankind!
The curtain fa1ls to general grodns
f horror. gzII 4
~ Blondin continues performing
ora Iaryfl foa4o ,,xNx, he rox,o Dnao-k4sEt.