New Orleans daily crescent., 1860-11-19

| witness against him, must cause all men, every
| where, to trembie and shudder with deeper
4 horror ~
! Artemus Ward visits brigham Young.
1t is now gon on too (2l yeres, as very well re-
i member, since crossed the Planes for kalitorny,
| the Brite land of Jold While crossn the Planes
all so bold, fell in with sum noble red men Of The
forest IN. B. This is rote Sarcastoul. injins Is
Pizin, whar ever fonnd,l which thay Sed was their
/ Brother, & wanted for to smoke the Calomel OF
Peace with me- Thay then stole my jerkt beef,
4 hlankits etsetterry, skalpt my origin grinder g.
i Scooted with Wild Hoop. Dnrin the Cheats
/ tecbin speech, he sed he shood meet me in the
| Happy Hantin Grounds If he duz, there will be
/ a ite. But enuf OF this ere. Reees Ro0Se Nut
tons, as our skoolmaster, who has got talent in
4 him, euss yeally observes.
/ arroye at Salt Lake in doc time. At Camp
Scott thare was lot Of U, s. sojers, hossiensbly
sent out thare to smash up.the mormons. bat really
to eat Salt yittles q play poker other butnl hut
4 somewhat onsartin games. got acquainted With
sum Of the officers. Thay lookt putty scrumpshns
nstbeif Bioo coats with brass buttings QUITO utn,
wsre very talented drinkers but, far as itiu is
4 consarned, lde Willinly put my wax figgers agin
the hull party.
Nv desire was to exhibit my CRATE show in Salt
Lake City, so called on Brigham Young, the CRATE
rnogu. among The mormns, and axed his parmishan
to pitch my tent and onfnrl my banner TO the jen-
tie breezis. he lookt at me in q susteers manner
for few minits Il sed:
10 YOU bIeeve ii Solomon, Saint Paul, the i'm
macnateness Of the Mormin Church and the Latter
Day Revelashuns Z"
II Sez /, "Fme on it ~ make it a pint to git
along plesunt, tho didn't know what under the
Son the old feller was driyin at. He sed mite
show.
" You air a marrd man, Mister Yung,
bleeve?n sez /, preparin to rite him free
A parsis
aI hey eighty wives, Mister Ward. Isertinly
marrid.''
How do You like it as far as you hey gotY'
n sed /.
He sed G Middlin,' and axed me wouldn't like
to see his famerly. TO which ! replide that
would INT mind mingin with the fair Seek y Barskin
in the winnin smiles Of his interestin wives He
accordingly tux me to his Scareum The house is
powerful big & in a exceedin large room was his
wives and children, which larst was sguawkn and
hoeripg enuf TO take the roof rite OFF the house.
The winlin was of all sizes and ages. Sum
u pretty and sum was plane--sum was helthy &sum
a was on the Wayne-wheh is verses tho sch was
not my ntenshuns, as don't prove Of putin verses
in Proze ritins, tho eff occashun requires it can
! Jerk Poem ekal to any Of them Atlantic Munthly
, fellers.
"My wives. Mister Ward,n said Yung.
z {" Your sarvant, marns,'' sed /, as sot down in
: a cheer which a red headed female hrawt me.
i !. Besides these wives you see here, Mister
: Ward,p sed Yung, I" j have eighty more in varrs
parts Of this consekrated land which air Sealed to
/ | me-
= Which !" sez /, gittin up 4 starein at him.
. .. Sealed, sir, sealed.n
+ q WHARF bowts = seq I.
/ !" 7 said, sir, that they was sealed!'i He spoke
! in a traggsrdy voices
VIII Iley pf0HiY Oh IuhL SGlle 10 any
CRATE extent sir? r. aXed.
= Sif,n sed he, turnin as red as d billed beet,
don't you know that the rules of our church is.
d that the Profit, may hev as meny wives as
! wants ~
Jes so,'' sed. "You air old pie, aint you?''
/ Them as is sealed 10 me-that is to say, to be
mine when wants unfair al present my sperret:
uoul Wiyes,'' said Mister Yung.
Long may they waFe!n sez ], seein shood git
into serape ct dideht lock out.
In privit conyersashan with Brigham ernt to
the follerin fax: 1t takes him six weeks to kiss his
| wives. He don't do it only yere and sez it
! it is wuss cleanin house. He don't pretend to-
know his children, thare is many of um, tho they
! all know him. He SEE about every child he meats
calls him Par, aud he takes it for grantid it is
; | His wives air very expensiY. They alters want
suthin ef he don't buy it for um they set the house
in an uproar. He sez he don't hey minits peace.
al His wives ite amung themselves so much that he
!, has bilt fin room for tbare speshul benefit &
4 when too of um git into row he has um turned
loose into that place, WHARF the dspoot is settled
i accordin to the rules Of the London prize ring
!. Sumtimes they abooz hisseif Individually. They
i hev pud the most Of his hair out at the roots and
!, he wares many horrible scar upon his body, in-
- ficted with nop.handles, broom sticks and SIGH
a 0ceashnnly they git mad and scad him with hilI
Il hot water When he got eny waze cranky thay d
Il shut him up in a dark eost, previously whippin
him after the ste of muthers when thare orfsprngs
Il git onruiy. Snmtmes when he went in swimmin
fhayd go to the banks OF the Lake steal all his
J, close, thereby compelling him to snees home BY
4 srcootins rowt, dresst in the Skanderlous ste o
a tiG 0Feth SlhlV. Hlu tlldl lIt betEs vi d
red life way hevy onto me,o sed the Profit. and
+ sumtimes wish Ide remained singel." left the
+ Profit and startid for the where pnt up to
d On my way ! was overtnk by large krowd q
# Marmins. which they surrounded me statid tha
L they was goin into the Show free
i Wa,n sez l. eff find an indiyidooul who Ii
going round lettin folks into his show free lie lei
!, you know
: !" We've had revelashnn bddin us go into a.
i Wards Show without payin aothn I" they showtid
: Yes,n hollerd lot of female Mormonesses
!, ceasin me by the cote tales l. swinging around
: very rapid, .we're all goin in free! So SEE tht
= Reveashuni'i
4 " What's old Reveashun got to do with my
!, Show F. sez I, gettifg putty Iilsy. Tell Miste
. Reveashun, sed /, arawin myself up to my full
2 hite and ookin round upon the ornery krowd witt
J proRd &defant mean, "tei Mister ReyelashuI
. to mind his own hizaiss snhjeck only to the kon
$ $ stitntion OF the Unitid Stats u
!, . Oh now let US in, that's sweet man. SCI
J, several females, putin thare arms rownd me il
!. lugin stile. Becum Of rs. Becum Preest, j
! hev wives Sealed to you
y y Not a Scalp SELL starting back in horror a
2 the idee.
E "oh stay, Sir, stayn said tawl, gawnt female
y ore whose he'd 17 summars must hev pafsd, stay
!, Il lie be your Jenfle Gazelle.o
Y y mot ef kaow it. you won't" sez ]. aAwi
. you skanderlus female, avail Go & be a Nun
! Reryin That's what ! sed. jes so.
: ~ IL sed fat chunky female, who must he1
I, wade more than too hundred lbs, ~ will be you
: sweet gidn Star ~
Sez /, 'Ile bet two dollars and half you won't.'
= NhaE ear may Rome lie stili be tTo0 q ihee, oil
a Betsy Jane! IN. B..-Beisy Jane is nay wites 81
y naimeJ
! sWiltist thou not tarry hear in the Promis
y Land II sed several of the miserable critters.
tile see yeu all essenshay cussea be Whilst
y roared /, as mad as / Good be at the Internal non
. cents. | giFdd up my Lions & fed the Seen.
y packt up MY daas & left Salt Lake. which is %,
y Sodium & Gomorrer, inhabitid by as theavin
y unprneipuid set OF retchis as ever drew Breetl
y in eny spot on the globe. A. WARD.
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o GIrr Book STORE -Messrs Evans & Co. Civ
notice his morning the eopenng of their GIT book
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