The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1860-08-09

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u I'D laailed naaei vii take a4gY.
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a f1oin1 10 prevent mall Of cooks il
r.1e-- Have nothing g. broak'as' and
warm 4 up for dinner and upper
WIZ i i that Loun Napoleon cannot IN
cure h.sfe ilecause no one can b found
70 mate ont biz f''ff
Prentice fhv tf # Abraham vAs 0
young woman instead oi 3 man. rer woald
strive much harder 70 get into iAGi boson.
Luysrs have more occa,ion than any Other
class Of persons TO talk pathe,icaly about
The lost arn
4 gentleman having musical sister, bs.
INK asked What branch lho excellei IN, do.
clAsed that the piano wa Aer forte.
! Tic young lady who saw baby withou,
kissing il has acknowledged that her friends
\ bonnet 10 haLdsomer than her own.
What is the difference between truth and
eggsf "Trath crushed TO earth viii yise
again, : ba. eggs won't.
! 4 laiy adstr,isss in the Glasgow Herald
that she wants gentleman for breakfast
aud tea. The cannibal.
Waiter, (bowling TO the cook,) one
roas, lamb and one potato.
Old gcn,lcman--'.No, no Not 20 much
lamb, and more potatoes
"sir," said an enragcd landlady 70 one
Of her boarders, "why do you call this
union butter" Because, 10 union there
is strength.
There is Quaker a, Manchester, In
gland, who IA such an advocate for peace
that he will no, have cisck in bis 'hcale
because il s.rike1
"whcre are you goingt" asked little
boy of another, who had slipped and fallen
down. Going to get up. was the blunt re-
ply
A dashing and fashionable widow says
she thinks on suing some gentleman for
breach II promise, in order that the
world may know she's in market
A. once ny dasslsd eyes ! 81
Where Julis's n.ck and bodice ma.
J She asked whss was sestiss,
, "Thsrs that" said !, 10 thst Nsntssss
Tho lining of your waist, measi" a4
T "Eo sir,' ssid che, that's Pstinl"
rortcrs spiri, Of tho Times has an ac.
. count Of dreadful old fellow, who would
{ rather tell lie on ak months credit than
tell tho truth for cash y The idea Is De.
cidediy original.
. "Don't give mo any more smetics, sid
Pa. TO his ply sicisn they do ne no god:
took two of thin already. and aeishS
Of thin wonlA stay upon me stomach d sll
At ALL" ~
a definition of "bearing false witness
agains, your neghbor. was given By . N
lie girl in school. She said II was when No.
, body did nothing. and somebody went and
told Il.
2 A printer. NEEDING with the verdict Of
4 coroners jury, struck out comma amer
/, the word apeplexy, making il read thus: De.
> ceased came to HE death BY excessive drink.
ing producing apoplesy in shs rsiaAs ofshs
jury. ssn ststsss..
i "f'il take two children. II I can hsse 'sa
cheap said tall Yankee, on entering n
+ oyster cellar in New York The other da0.
nTwo children. What Two childreh!"
"why I ain, got any nyselG and yssk
! sign reads Psmsi'ss ssFphsS. don't ~ I
0 want you to supply ne. 81 7saasasr
= Smith, waggish mechanic, ~ gsise
home last Sunday. from nsiGAbssa9 -
}. vision store. With pisce Of salt pssk, vkisa
c be carried under his arm - nsally doaa =
= a. il il had been Russisp bond esgY q
c Watts on its way 10 ! fashionabls sksfeA
{ "what ye got iherci--a ps1Ssreeekf@
+ bsxied IN seqsainsance. ''1ss, sesenastly,"
y said Smith /" us lissls tp) ssitwl" f,.e.
e PiLrxe rp Jogn. .--Speahisg r. ~
What is more wsesish skaa : aee's IN
8 when h. u pleased ! apeahiAg. q te)ss
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: for instance. Speaking ~ - tnt1lk
}. day ~e saw one II thRse saf11b l1Dh
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