New Orleans daily crescent., 1860-12-10
Msd 0rIsaIs AaiIll Crssttllt,
FUNNY IDEAS.


FUNNY IDEAS. f
The following u from the Cincinnati CONNER
ciAl " shs lst inst
Sy8g The iaea pf tie most deInens5lasiss "
nf te faIaasica politicians cf this st2Es, 81 taal -
themselves out " the ana aae pel.ey sas y
~ nnfguinr to this end caarot fail 70 shggest W
A. / 4snsrisss neoiie vszy serious reflections on
fha ziaht al and the spprec1ation py =
STATE Il special care saking paey ey the geneM5ai M
xsnvkr ,,n,e4,t Louisiana enaafnS 1Ae noun 81 tn
past sfxeen millions OF dol
tas haSg cssh, shas fhe people OF the Missssipps
sras1 Sirilt through their gniiicent river, SO
free ta e nlf with all sss,r eommerce, a e. ana ana
Ha,irs4g she mouth Of this riserShe outiet % We
Ne permit ii 10 he taken from u.s. Are
ye d be sab;eet 10 export duties at The mouts of
sS.sr fise4g Shall we Eeeegnize Independent
Fsssjsiaaa@ II aid pay her tribute wlien she is the
\ r,ssrlsaasssi nropefsg Of the Union And Besides
5sSar ftesn millions ofsdollars for louisiana, we
Aare paid high prices fcr sugar On PIE accennt
,x {s,sssTtss6 s,,syar than The value OF the whole
sasrr sFois 81 TsSuisiaua- III she prove migrate
4 fal. too. WiIl her sugar planters spurn the paps
from which they have sucked gold
{ge - sorry VIZ cannot relieve the distress Of
osr BIsox Republican cescmporary Of Hogopelis.
3,at w carst do Ii ]; positively we ean't-nor do
We think we would il We could. Louisiana vas
Ahout is lose as much valuable trade as his State
eat violations Of national law and individual rights
ygs should sorrow more over tie unrighteous con-
slct IL our people than wesweuld over the loss Of
the Trade, much as we tie latter But,
Is Tpnisiaaa Il entirely gtstless in the premises
" Mill has violated no law nor eofnpaet-and as
1ssf ,erprt il as white as that Of Ohio. is black
MD presttFa she will Withdraw her patronage, and
enforce han reserved rights whenever she sees
s,rpzSer ii exercise her naEenable prerogatiye Of
! severe ii.
THe falk ~ she Cincinnasi Commercial about the
fzns4icai politicians of this State is certainly
raev and fich we regard IT as the best joke Of
season nof prolific in jocular Inventions II the
Commercial oisIy knew how oar people were
wing, quisay and mihout parade, but with IN
$ 8faexiblc determination, controlled alone by pru-
denes and wisdom, 70 resist tc the desth il need
H. she fsIatical politicians y OF Ohio and other
Northern states, 1t would probably change its
Y,iraseology The Legislature of Louisiana meets
next Monday That Legislature will eall q Gonven-
tson Va bis earHy day practicable and that Con
sTention will decide upon the flture course Of the
Stats,
Tiie Commercial tries to reduce the question of
State Sovereignty TO mere mater Of dollars and
cents This il characteristic Of Hogppolis Itso
IappeHH fhnt Tie trainers of the Consultation. and
Ill gFeat exp0unders, never SO regarded it. Nor
IL Ii % regarded amy where on by anybody except
shy Abolition fanatics and pGnderers Quoth the
Commercial N vi paid fifteen millions Of dollars,
hard, cash, that thu people Of Tie Mississippi
Valley ngllt through their magnificent river, go
( free 10 tas Gulf with an their commerce, ana
trade With ail Tie world. This Ii not 10. You
sfan5 do ything Of the SOFT. Id ths.frst place,
you hadn't dollar to pay. or AGENTS worth of
foreign commerce. when Louisiana was acquired. |
ga fax aa foregn commerce Is eoneerned, you are
not maeh better Oh NOW. All your products that /
af1 exported to foreign countries sErst bought
and PAID for hy as, and exclusively thr0ugh our
/ lnaans do tiaey ind 4 foreign market. Wore II I
aot for or patronage, it would matter little or
nothing vs. tsla Commercials constituents whether
sthe moutis of the Mississippi were damned up
y altogether, oF whether navigation remained free
! mud animpeded Besides, but for HEaEx GhAgi
many long years after the acquisition Of Larisiana
stAe Mississippi Monld have been anything hut q
fsee stream I'd eithsE Northern, Western, SeHth
leSn eenmsr ri addition to these facts, Leris- I
iAza haz paid back thousand fold to the Northern
pDrgion W the unioa which now seeks TO degrade
asa roh her the amount which Jefferson paid she
First Napoleon fbrsiaeE acquisition.
III Louisiana chooses to SO out Of the iuAions
Lonsiana viii bold tise months Of the Mississippi
49,, hsr avn I,sonsrtv ~ II viii nst,.,s i'll
;aeyast * r,.,is;ana Z rtl,en co,n s,Fs
l5sI nrobabip seelx Il, aIse advantages of tsaa 4
II Ssy AZ Al f,bio has ii
est III the Promises 70 far as the mouthss the
tfyaz;ss,,,,i corev,pa thar mn. ~
1sfss ~ fs NJ. ,,,rsss, os ,,,t ,,c a u
soul la PATIENCE II thsaOhIo people can sell as
what ma want, cheaper and better than ne can
xlsesiri Hid same artices elsewhere we shah mo-
H. w. ~ II ~ ~
I s, ~ nj. %,
A2t vs. RsssRh Ae aayantage os any;
better market that presents itself. To this Ahel
Chic psDr5Ia can take nd risshtfaI execution and
sasa s;,t ,sf a7sa,,,.t s.asz.,o,, nn,ass ~, a
.ssSs s=s
" 1paasalsa ssa sa ~ iiip sas ot outrage