The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1860-06-14
Richmond, Wayne County, Indiana,
Artemas Ward on Pasti.
The "great Snowman" thus gives


The great Snowman" thus gives his
opinion Of the Patti and her troupe:
The moosic which Inc most used to iY
the inspirin stranes of the hand organ. i
hire artistic Italyun TO grind Tor me, payi,.
him his v;tsies Il close, & | spose i. wa
them stranes which first put moosieal tasl,,
into me- Like sli furriners, he has seen
better dase. havin formerly been koun; =
But he amt much akount now, except T..
turn the origin and drink Beer; Of which,
bevrge he can hold churnfull easy. Mis-
Patty is smawl fur hir size. bu: as the ma,
sed about his wife, o Lord! She is well oil
& her complexshun is what mite be called
a Broonetty. Her ise is dark bay, the
lashis bein long & silky. When she smiles
the awience feels like axins her to do
some moor. & to continner doin indetini:
extent Her waete is of the mos. bocti(
full waists ever seen. When Mr. Strack.
horse led her out thawt sum pretty skoot
gal. WHO had jest GRADUATED frum pan,alet4
& wire hoops, was a coomin cut to read
her fust compersishun in public. She cum
out SO bashful like, with her head how'd
down, d made sich effort to arrange her
lips SO ihayd look pretty, that l wanted tu
swaller her Size reminded me oil Susan Skid
ner, who 'dinever kiss the bo? $ at parin bees
till the candles was blow'd out. Miss Patty
sung suthin or ruther in fIrrin tung /
don't know what the sentitnuuts was. Flu,
awt l know she may have bin denounciu
nv wax hgurs & sagashus wild beests o,
PRAY, IL | don't much keer if she did ~
When she opened her mowth army o.
martingales. bobolinks. kanarys, swalers.
mockin birds, etsetlery. burst 4.h & flew all
over the Haul.
Go it, little 1, seq to myself. iu lilly
existed frame Of mind. & ef that kount or
royal duke which you'll be pretty apt to
marry l of these dase, don't do the fair
thing By ye, yu Kin always hav a home on
A Wards farm. near Baldinsvile, lnjanuv.
When she sung Cumin threw the Rye, and
spoke of hat Swayne she de-rly luv+d her
self individoouly. didn't wish l was that
air Swavne No | guess no.. Oh GER
tainly not This is Ironicul. don't nneen
this It's a way hav of joakin Now
that Maria Picklehominy has got married
which | hope she likes il aad lett the pro-
feshun. Adeliny Patty is the chsmp;oness
of tie opery ring. She karries the Belt
Thar's no draw fte about it. Other primy
donnys may as we'll throw up the spurjs
first as last Ny eyes don't deceive my ear
site in this matter. Bat Miss Patty orter
sing in the English tung. As she kia do so
as we'll as she kin in Italvun. why under
the son don't sue do il? What cents is thar
in singin wurds nobody don't understan
when wurds we 60 unlerstan is jes, as
haniy! Why people will persifferonsly ap
plawd furrn lan.widSe is a mistery Ii
remines me OF man onct knew, He sed
he knockt the bottum out Of his pork Barril,
and the pork tell out, but the Brine dident
moove inch. 1t stade 10 the barril. He
seq TINS " as MIstery, bu. II wasn't mIste-
rior than this thing Ime spekin Of.
AS fur Brignoiy. Ferri and Junky, they
air dowtless CRATE. but | think slch able
bodied men cd look better tllin the sile
than dressin thareseives up in black close
and white kid CLAWS aud showtiu in a furrin
tung. Mister Junky is noble lookin old
man and orter lead armies on 10 Battil in
std of showtin ia turin tuny. Adoo.. =
In the language of Lewis Napoleon when
receivin kumpany at his pallison the Bully
wards, Il saloot you A WARD.