The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1860-10-04
VOLUIE l.---NUMBER
5iIii, faft ara psiIosapbg.
Death comes to good man to relieve
him; it comes to ad one to relieve soci-

him; it comes to . !ad one to relieve soci-
ETY.
The idle should no be clas5cd among
the living; they are . sort of dead men
nct fit to be buried
Nothing is SO cndurin: and malignant
as the hatred Of wom:a who has once
loved you; beware Of vncgar made of
sweet wine.
Out of every twenty y,ung men ina
quadrille at an evening party. who pre-
tend to be making love to teie partners,
ten are remarking that tue com is very
warn, five ase observing tba the polka is
the sgrandost inyention of thesge, and i've
arc asking how the next fgse commen-
ces.
Narrow-minded people, who have not !
a thought beyond the little sphere other
OWE vision, recall Hindo saying:
snail sees nothing but its own shell, and
thinks it the grandest in tie universe"
There is man in New Jersey SO lazy
that he has an artist hired by the month
to draw his breath with lead pencil. -
A printers devil wanting to kiss his
sweetheart, addressed her as follows:
Miss Lucy, can have the pleasure Of
placing my imprint on your bill?'
The little mind, that loves itself, will
thin, and act with the vulgar; but the
great mind will be bravery eccentric, and
scorn the beaten road.
A man who covers himself with costly
apparel and neglects his mind, is like
one who illumnates the outside of his
house and sits within in the dark.
There are great many beams in the
eyes of the ladies, bnt they are all sun
beams.
Pride may decorate the abode of death
as It will, but the worm below mocks at
the masonry above.
Learn in childhood, if you can, that
happiness is not outside, but inside. A
good heart and q clean conscience bring
happiness, no riches and circumstances
ever do.
Be modest like the star,.which, though
rather than the vapor,-.-s-s.ft-.-----y--@.vsn- -
and obscure, lifts itself to the clouds. =
1t was said in olden time that the boly
vas more than raiment: but now H.
raimcnt is often great deal+~mofe than
the body in value, and full FIVE as muchin
circumference.
A good man who has seen much of the
world, and is not tired of it, says: "The
grand essentials to happiness in this life
are, something to do, something to love,
and something to hope for"
Macaulay states, in his History Of Eng
land, that no large society, Of which the
language i; not Teutonic, has ever spIned
Protestant and that wherever a laaRs7y:-:sgo
derived from ancient Rome is spoken, the
religion of modern Rome prevails to this
day.
For fit of idleness-Count the ticking
of clock; do this for an hour, and you
will be glad to pull off your coat the next
moment and 60 to work.
No man is more miserable tba, 40 that
hath no adversely; that man is not tried
whether he be good or bad and Sod nev-
er crowns those virtues which arc only
faculties and indispositions but every act
of virtue is an ingredient into reward
God so dresses us for heaven.
The bark of a willow tree, burned to
ashes, mixed with strong vinegar and ap-
piled to the parts, will remove all ccrns or
excrescences on any part of the body
What the world calls innate goodness,
is very often full stomach; and what it
terms vice is cutie as frequently an empty
bread-basket.
When preachers grow proud Of the
beauty and cloquence of their prayers, sa-
tan himself might readily toll the bell to
summon the congregation to church.
Benefit your friends that they may love
you still more dearly; benefit your enc
mics that they may become your friends.
Modesty is to the female character
what saltpetre is to beef: while it pre-
serves its purity, it imparts a blush.
1t is better to have your conscience
clean than your face, and to keep Y2pr
soul we'll clad in virtue, than your
in broadcloth.
There is no man but hath soul;