Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1860-06-23
PAL'lI,
Artenus Ward Visits the Concert.

Artenus Ward Visits the Concert.
This noted Prima Donna gave coli.
cert in Cleveland not long since, and
Arte:nus Ward furnishes us with the
following critical notice of it through,
the Paindealer::
The IAoosic which line most used to
IS the insplrin strans Of the hand organ.
hire : artistiS ltalyu tew gr.ad ior
me, Payln him his silti!s s. lllose, 6 |
spec il war them strains that ft,st put
a mooslcal taste inter me. Like all
Iurr.ners he has ST el better days, ha7ir.
formerly been 2 X mt. But he amt
or mucn akouIt NV, except turn the
organ q drink Beer, OF which beyrioe
he can hoid chilnrnti easy.
Miss Patty Is SINAI! iiGG ner size, but as
the man sea apowt his wife, . Lord
size is we'll bit g her kompiexshun is
whas mite be called a B.'ooaettT Her
ise IS dark pay, the lasnes beiil LONG
<v silky. " lan sue sln.ies the aulence
feel Ike a>il her do it sum more, g
TO continer dUin it 20 a iudeIinit xtrut.
Her vast IS OF the most butitill wais-
tes ever seen. When NJ. Straykhorso
led her oat / thaW5 some pretty skooi
gal, who had jest graduated from pan-
Illetts and wlre hoops, was a Lummin
out teE reed her lst konpersishun in
puollc. She cum SO Dasht.aI like, with
her he'd bowd down, and maid siuh .
effort to arrange her lips SO tnayd look
pretty, that l wanted 70 sw waller her.
Sae .en!.4Ied ME of Susan Skinner.
Wno'd never kiss the boys at p.r:n bees
till the candles We're blowd out. Miss
Fatty sung suthin or ruther In a furren
tuuS. | don't no what the sentiments
was. For awt know she may have
been denoancin my walks ti3gers 6 sa-
GASEOUS wild oeeses Of Pray, g I don't
Eeer much if she did. Wnen she open
ed n2r puvy mowt;l a army Of martin
gales, boooiin&s, knarys, swallers, molz-
In birds, etsctterry, bust 4ti and hew
awl over the Haul.
60 It, little !, sa;s ! my self, in
hiEy xc.te,, frame Of mind, & ef that
hount Or royal Duke you'll be pret-
ty ap. 2 marry Of these daze don't do
the fare thing by Ye, you ken always
hav q home on 4. Wards farm, near
Baidwinsviiie, Injiana. When she
sung Cdmin threw the Wry, g spoke
OF the Swain she dearly luved hersaifI
indlvidooally, I didn't wish l was that
air Swayne, No / guess not. Q GER
tain!y not. This is Ironical. I don't
lae,sl tn!s. It's u way i've got Of COAX
III Now that Maria Plcklehontlly is
go5 married [ which l hope she likes it
q left the pertaslun, Aielina Patty is
the championes' OF the ope.y-:::2 g
She karres the belt. I'har's no draw
tite abowt it. Other priiny ,lonnys IA
as well throe up the spun;e tirst : 1876.
Ny ise don't deceive t4y ear-site III TINS
But Miss Patty orter sing tle Ing
lish tung. Ae she kin do IT as wei as /,
she kin in ItaIyun, why under the san
don't she do it? WHAT cents is thare !
Ia sing;a words We don't understand, |
when words we do understand is iusc !
as handy? Why people viii vesifer-
nsly app'a;vd furrin language is mys-
terry. It relnines me Of :. man | once
M. He sed he knoct the bottom ont
of his por!, Barrill, Sc the pork fell out
but the Brine didn't move q inch. Il
st;ide i'll the Barrill. He sed this was
a Misstery, but it wasn't mistesior than
this thing Ime speakin OF:
As ior Brignoly, Ferri & Junlxy, tha
ar q ,llht less crate bIt think ci,.i, y JIa I,
5oddied men wood look better tilling !
the slie than dressins theisels IN black |
close y white kid gloves & showtin in
fulrln tunS. NJ. Junky is q noble lux
III ole man q orter Ieal armies on tu !
oattel instead Of s.loltin IN a tiarr!n t,lnze.
A'loo, In the language OF Lewis |
when receivin kunpanv at /.
his paIlis Oh the Blliyvarls, Il sa!oot
yu." \ WARD. !