The register. (Monroe, La.) 185?-1861, 1860-04-12
l.ittlc-Or-NOtllings.
i" 1 mop Of busy Lft>its fluctuations aid rs ra'f
concerns "-CowrER.

he had such miserable comfortcrs,
The studio Of nrst-ratc portraitraintcr
must be perfect bcdlam-it is full Of striking
',htnessss. .0,
The Young woman who wus "lriven to dis
traction, now fears she will have to walk buck.
"You seem to walk more erect tlnn usual.
my friend" "Ycs, have been straitcned ny
..
Can't we make your lover Jealous, miss: ~"
sob yes, sir, think we Gun, five put our Reads
together"
A modern tourist calls the Niagara River
'thc pride of rivers.' That pride certainly has
II tremendous all.
Love can excuse anything except mcanncss;
hut mcnnness kills love, md crippcs even ma
,ural affection. .
She that mnrrics mnn because ho Is n "good
match," must not be surprised II he turns outa
"Iuoitcr."
Who is the thincst servant mentioned IN his
tory THE valley lmieD Of the shadow 0l
DEATH
Why was llcrotins the fastest woman Of her
day because she got ahead OF John the Bnp-
tist on charger.
Excess Of ceremony shows want Of breeding.
That civiliy Is best which cXcludcs Mi supcr-
iiuous t,ymulty.
The love that Inns nnught hut beauty to keep
II In good condition. il short-lvcd, und subject
to shiveiing fits.
IL, wr,t" nn', ,hnl h" Ind Ih, msnis,nr,;nn: ,r
n,,mini,n thr nyr, IN which his nrr,lr,r,sor
wns h,LrI
There ia IL lawyer in Plymouth, England, 70
excessively honest 'hNt ne pa's ~, nlS lloM't.
pots out over nights 40 Determined ID he that
e'.,s ''"s '''''' ".'
why u II man c''h'h'nG up mount .es"V'uf
!'kc nl lIlshman VINO wishes 10 KISS his s"ets'
OF the "cratnr'" d"
OuuE UNNrcEss my. "A lady bcing neked to
join union OF the daughters VI ielnpcrnhce,'
replied: ~ II unnecessary an ln'th" y" JONI
| one OF lhc sons, soon. Stnhlpie laul, that.
In literature ms In morals, there nre n certuin
,oslc and grace. Which conirr dignity on mo-
leralc acGl,ircmcnts; mud there aro II ncgli-
gcnce "nd groSsIrss 'h"t disgust, even "heh
"ccoihPal'e" WIN 'heo"'es''o'' s"l'e''o'''y'
Every desire bears its death In Tia very grnt.
icution Curiosity lnngulsles under repeated
siimulant4, md novelties ccaso to excite EUR,
PRISE nn'', NJ 'GnH,n We canhot eve" "o"o'f
III ia''"''e' '"Sa'9'o" "e'"g'
CoNscIgNcE.---"lt is dcploruble condition."
| says bEIbp iNl'llbCk, ~ w ulNHSS hOlllk NHNI
we urc always condcmning.' Tho rcproachcs
| OF Others nre painful enough; put Wheh lhe 'nfh
| 10 '"'' y" py yo"' Wv" n"''"' WV ""s"''" 10 "'
tolerap1e'
| FASHIONABLE CoI.ops,. II may he interesting
| To our fair readers to know thal the color most
in vogue in the English House Of Lords, on tho
opening u, i"'''"'.on.' M"s ''nuvr' u"' v. !"
uc ,hn,'' Wv. .,,l M.s '"s'o""'' , @ ,"., so"
son. NeA' III pop"'"'''y ""' p"'o "'ue "''"
"h''''
A Ynkcc EDITOR says: awe don't mind rc,
cording the deaths ofp""ople without being paid
Tor our aro"DleM.h9usn UNIV = not ,, 'alri n".
"n,Ey''oa y" ."' ,,,, "r'' m. =, p'In ~, ".
po,,,lvc'y cannot SUI" PeoP'' !" n'"'e" 'o'
io'''ns
any son, y said M nl;ctionntc mother TO hcr
son, (who resided Mt II distance, mud expected,
IN snort 'l,n", 10 nc ih"ft,c"'l yo" n,e Het
''lS WY ',"''' ~ ',.",', W. w l,.",
"!"; "ne" co'''' NAV 'n'"" W." may s'' NY
no.
A chaplain was once preaching 10 n class of
collcsinns about the formation OF l@bir, Gen
,lcmcn," said he, "ciosc your enrs against bud
n'fIo,.'s m ,,.',, ,,"n ,,'';. ' '''e'"' WY
~" t"''' ''"'''' w '''.'' wv"
Ono person abusing another In the presence
D Of Churchill, the poet shid, "llc was 80 cA-
trcmcly stupid, that II you said II good thing
4 he could not understand il'-,"fr.y, sir, said
'"u''''''' wv ~" ~ ~"
A man asked another (Which Is lhc hravl
est, quart of gin or quart OF water 20 Gin.
u most nssnrcdly, for raw n'Nn WHO weighs
{ two hundred pounds staggering nnhrf n quart
A OF gin, when he would Aa'e carried gallon OF
il ""N' "''' N'
Won't you hhe my word. Sir, when tell yo,
will calf and pay your bill on Saturday morn
ing next ~ said delinquent debtor toa dun
" ming creditor, with when hc bad had slarI,
Z words $40, sir.' replied the other, II had
o rather you would hnp your word,'
i, nh, rrpusc of thc nnssiona must not lmply
,l their sta nation, They must rouse themselves
A. nj last a,l no forth. t6ourb it Ire only TO bccr
D. n burden and be bnnIrl by defeat. Successful