Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1860-12-06
VARIETY.


sSro'a Nc. miserable. foSg, London day
'AAri's iArAb ~As Aooostri by = t-SSar wo-
raAn ~ish.
Fray, ear. he~tOw little charity upoa n I-s,or
Destitute widow woman who is pcrishing for
Lack q hSi Believe me. air have seen bet.
rSr dAvs
- Asre L. said Lamb. handing the poor
ervVsiHre shilling; 40 have /; is a miserable
dNy Gocd-bye'
sSA clergyman In ScotianI desired IA, 49,.
ne'et ~ eah snosher Hars, bat WHEN INV ON.
49, thas 'hs' VS. M true. they ought ~ " his,ic
"hc san'iAy he Greachei Asermon ca the parable ~
The have, ami h>lc. aud being at a los how "a "a,
plain r.. be sal the lo.sc. ~erc not ke tha.e nov
days. they WV a. hig a. the hills in s,sia,d, "A,
hsh ~'roely pronounced the Nvtis. who's he h.ur
iuud Whistle.
WHAT tha' " 'sdi he Who ealis me a liar -
." II is T. WHY McDonaid. the haLer.'
e. Wccl. why, wha; objections ha' ye % What
told yef"
None. Master Joln only wanted To- know ulai
sort Of oven they had to bake tAe.D Ius,es lay'
cyl wants To schiPpen der IucIia. said foreign
er to the clerk In a shipping otiscc.
We'll" laid the Cierk, pen In hand, whn's your
q" Il Ish Hans vanuAoote
heyp~orcblekvenNiquigwep r,ma;,lnrity - .ad
Dutchy. grsvsy, sPatne hi. oil quit and taking
IN = frcsh one.
"HeayeEs!' said the Clerk. / cant uriic ,h.,
kn1wr''
"YAsr, ieh does II ia John smidi.-
The poor Clerk tainted.
posr~rIe soSE.-Wife- donr YOU call
onsRer' you might. Nov. do call. ami Il. ,s.i,,,.
tssss eIo~es). There I'm glad shs's s,,a..'
HusbAnd-' lfyOO glad she's gone ~ hy ,l,l Won
press her 30 oome again Grgenfiy' -
Wtfe-' Beraosc we've gos 10 keep Up appearance,
you know"
Hnsband-" Wen, DON'T hsli~sr "a falsr rolar..-
Elbow your true hrart, saw l. ani the r-.uii uliI ~,
few true frien,i'. whom shah always he slad To
see indeesI."
NopE TrSASr.-- Jimmy. get sme sin.,py
wood, and be making hrr."
eilaze. sr can't. Mister o 'Brien u.e,I the ,ss,
hanister yesterday
" The hanisters CONS Then go on the n,of and
try the NArtue o. thim sthgics
In a week Afterwards. Nr. Murphy warts 3 re,iue.
'hin o mat. kasc why. the ofleak..
hHr--A contemporary saws, There /. a man
up 'nour county Who aivsys paw. Gr his paper In al
vance IT, has bal .ek la, IN IA, NE n,y,,
fad any curns % poth ache hts potatoes never
~" rbr vcrvil never eai- bis NhcA-the fro,, bev,r
Nm. His corn or bcaa.-s haiIe, never CRY IN ,he
night. sui his wife never senllS~ Reader have Vs.,
pad ihe printer in advance
How TO Krs.-Firt grasp with haste.
around the waist, and hug her tirh, 20 tbe,.,
AMI then she'll say-''do go away-do. won,
you let me be-" Then. oh, what bliss but ney.
er miss 80 good chance ~ that; then make n
dash, As quick ms flash, snd-HArriet. bold m,
hat
bD-On winters night when the noon
shone bright and the snow was crust.,I DER
with maid n fair n seraphs arr. sid from
ball down lower. Ers We reached IN. Mace
"'he horse on race our swift gliding sIcd
oAreened and with tresses fair. streaming bAck
on the air. street. Saiiie cent end o-er send
Coon RErLT~-An Irish carriae,-,lrirsr
made very happy and Characteristic rrpIy the
Ne Other day a gsntlenlan had REPLIED IN
Pats Want a earriage, sir:" by saving. mo.
AM able to walk" when Fat rejoined. MAY
your honor long be able, bot seldom willing
- When sii mo,ber be l.Drae ~ eris.l enid
hurting h,ip tear.
She viii hr home aaer dlnn,r." va. me re-.
Mr. dioner' then is' u- az alass, s.u % h,
rsiane' e"vt'- bright At usv o,crru,s, dia,..l.
SAID certain Individual a. n wag. The man
Who ha' raised a cabbsge-head ha- done ,,ors
g'oi ii"" at ti'' H'etaphy -eisn- Ia tl-s world,
Il'n replied N, vag your mother ough, :,
have tl.e premium
h-lr Why are roiatoc. and corn liz. eo,,,;,
SINNERS II old' Iiccause har,nv eve. ,h., =,
not 'nd having rar.. ,be, Lcar MI,
srDors pE'm--Jsage T. , Hm Vial.
making a Secession speech q, Is Grsnys G,..,,.
died A'Ef
~ man met boy ~ horseb.,t Erwin,
With cold Why don't you est ,l.vo AMI 80
th' horss' that's a. ~sy o. ~, warn, .,tt AZ.
man lie b-b-horror-s.i i.orso. and an "a,
him n I frcose'
~ An eastern editor ssys w. hal q p.i, n
hoois - tight that slsy saue very a., -.
him Uuivcrnalisi-t scssss b. r..,,,..i h.
r"nishmsn' ~ b. ssg ming
hoy-Ths sasisst sas t,., vsv q, -,.-., 81,
chest e 70 have god heart "a Be-. Il -, ~.
sost q gylauasties
ASussr cmrsfra Paas1a n ut
eh"fniag 'n Faysl one 81 ~ Ass-r. b. q, 81.
% rrcam up f1 % roat skfB ari k.st a. 49,.
til CO. batter fau.s
~ WHY John iast fi.st ,..tt,
'"h. yes said Joha . Hse it fsr Ge, i. ~.
ra.ais. bu' Z aaatlIa fts.a .,.,,,. 81. i,
oii lady cooked sowefiirg si.. p, -.
r.sl
ssT'sfu nay sE OIL ttfY s,u ts, e..
-F' Ell afJsr aisar p-rfer p.a1s
ssHor rav,fy -aoi da,s,.r, u,a.
Atf l'sl aH1 sian.ifrs sr.ia- ,,.. &c..
s0se ariauf unfnn." n"
ruors. rsa..is tssrr f.ra.i n se..,s..... 7
hfr pau 80 A. israu t'rli year sai h.f.(I... (
otics' .ao 81 fss1fy nfes
eg-rle isdy Who bur.t iaio ,s.rt..h
pu' tassihsr again sni n nar rsar..g t.,,.. |
Prefcut a recu1cu,s of 80 A., isnl