The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1860-03-30

Specimens Of the contents Of she nov
work BY the Editor Of the Louisvnls
Journal Just Published, aud which will
be sent post paid, on the receipt or One
Dollar, by Derby and Jackson, Publish.
Gre, New York;
Tho editor Of a western paper recently
lancisl himself "a live OK but since or
rough handling Of him. he is beginning
to conclude that he is only jsrksd bel.
a Pit,ahuig paper says. In an obituary
notice Of an old leiy, "that she bore hor
husband twenty children aud uevtr gave
him cross word" She must have obey
ed the good old pEoeept--"bsar and fer-
Jesr."
a Newbern paper says that Mrs. Alice
Day Of that city was lately delivered Of
fouf sturdy boys. We know not what
Day may bring forth.
A buffalo paper shncunecs that Dr..
Brandrcth has introduced bM into tbs
l. gislaturc. L. The editor sure that hs
minded his p's in his announcements
A lady correspondent. who profsses
10 be horrihed at the indolicaey of our pa
per, threatens In the future % set her
foot upon every copy she sees. eh had
better not Our paper has fs in IL.
The common opinion Is chat we should
take goUd care Of children at all seasons
Of the year, but u Is well enough in the
wintor TO si them s'fls
w. II. Hooe, postmaster in Vermont
publishes that two hundred dollars orthe
public funds ace missing from his Office,
and he n ks, "i0io has got the m ineyl" /"
Possibly echo muy answrr-Hoos.
a party Of our Friends, last week, chas.
cd lox for thirty-six hours. They act
ually iran the thing into tho groundP
Mossra. Bell & Topp, Of the N. c. Ga
z.ttc, says that "Preutices are made 20
serve masters" Well Bells were made
TO be hung and ToPps to be whipped.
A. e., says he expects 10 BE- able In
short time 10 pay every thing he owes in
this world. Ayi but there il a heavy
debt that hc has got 10 settle 10 the 9TH
er world ThereH be he devil to Roy.
We were considerably amused by an
account that We lately saw OF rcmarka-
bic duel There were six men on the
ground and SIX misses.
A New England writer 5ays that Il has
been found that negroes can be trusted
better than white men, not 10 betruy So
crets. We suppose this is upon the
principle that they "o'irays Keep dark
A woman in Florida, named Cross,
lately gave birth to an infant son which
weighed only one pound. That Cross
wasn't hard to bear.
Two men, Joseph Sparks and Oscar
Flint, were assailcd in the suburbs Of
Baltimore II few nights ago, by gang Of
shoulderhiuers. Flint was knocked down
but his companion escaped by flight
When the scoundrels hit Flint, SpsrkS
dete.
Mr.. WIN. Hood was robbed near Cor.
inth, Ala, on the 9th inst. The Cor
nth paper says that the namu Of tho
| llighwayman Is unknown, but there wGs
no doubt he was Robbin' Hood.
A quizzical editor in Arkansas. who rs-
lioices in tho rather quizzieal name of
Harry Hurry, soys that truth is rather
slow in It's progress" Probably il is new
or in such Hurry as he.
A man In our State who attempted to
hug beautiful young woman, Miss Lcm-
on, has sued her for striking him in the
eye, Why should fellow squeeze a
Lemon unless he wants punch.
Mr.. and Mrs. Brewer, Of Wayne eoun-
ty, have twenty-five children This 10,
perhaps, the most extensive brewery in
the West.
The Beaver Argus records the mar
riCgo OF John CoLurn, only three feet
high. No wonder he wanted to get sPiic-
ed.