Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1860-11-02


JouR PRINTER ON A TRAMP. -SoIdo..
does a live Dutchman get credit for MOI
smart things than arc set down to him in M
oatechiSm that he puts to a iourneyman print.
er: P''n'-
Datchman, sitting at the door Of hi.
tavern IN the far West. is approached bv a
TAIL thin Yankee, who is cmgratng west.
ward on foot, with a bundle on cane over
his shoulder.
Yell Mister Walking sthick, vat you
wanti" '''
"Rest and refrcsbmont," replied tho print.
err
supper and lotchin, reckon ?"
Yes, supper and lodging, if you please
"Pc you Yankee beddler, nit chewelry
in your pack to steal to gal ?"
NO sir, ! am no Yankee pedder."
"a singing master, too lazy to work 2"
ono sir"
"a shonteol shoemaker, vat loves to meas.
IRE tc gals feet and hanllcs potter tan To
make te shoes ,"
shoe"
"a book achcut vat boddcrs the school
committees until doy DO vat you wish, ohoost
to get rid Of You 3"
Guess again, sir. am no book agent"
" dentist, breaking the peoples laws az
dollar snag, and running OH nit my
daughtor;"
"No, sir, am no tooth-puller."
"Phrenologist, ten, feeling to young folks
heads like so many cobbitch 70
mo, | am no phrenologist"
vel ten vat the tyfes can you be- Choost
tell, and you shall have te best sassaee for
supper, and sthey all night. free gratis. init
out sent, and a chill of whisky to start init
in te morning"
81 am an humble disciple of Faust-a pro-
lessor OF the art that preserves all arts-a
typographer, at your service"
Watch dat :"
"a printer, sir man that prints both
books and newspapers"
"A man vot prints newspars Oh. yaw
yaw ay, dat ISL it. A man votoh printsh
newspapers yaw yaw Walk up a man
votch ptintsh newspapers l wish may be
shot if did not tink you vas poor teyhe of
district schoolmaster, who works for nottin.
and boards around ; thought you yah him
l-Sr Some Of the Brattleboro farmers have
been badly dupcd by gang of pcddlers
They were induced to buy a very low grade OF
German cloths, represented TO be worth six
to eight dollars ward. for which thew paid
three to five dollars. when the cloths would
be dear at any price.
A SHORT MENoRY.-A good deacon re-.
turning from church one Sabbath afternoon
was accostod by man :-
"Sr, did you see boy on Che road, driy-
ing cart with bag of cotton in 10 20
81 think did, said the deacon, musingly:
ga hoy with o short memory, wasn't be p
The man looked confused and said "Why
Wv .. wv ,,''''N n' n'' NOR memory SIR
a'."yu 10 e'J'Y nus 'onIus'on'
a'" ,''''.'' ~ '''o'.''. IT, 'N,"N
'l'"' '',J''I'S, su'' pc must o'-
~ 'l'',r' WIN sN'l, "''"o''es' $50.
.., ma. ~ 'n' worn ',aNo' you say that'
"Nbv simply M. s,iJ tbc ola ,crl,.
man. assumin.r ali of g. sudJ., 49, ,,r.,..
and solemn manner "bcr,use C;oJ Ai,,7.,g,y
has proclaimed from Mount Sinai. amopg otb-
er things, Remember the Sabbath day 90
keep 1t holy. and he has forgotten all about
It. His memory was very short indeed, very
10 Tho Rcnublicaps of Rolt;rooyo ,,;lib,lI
a mass meeting this ,yeck which yill ho III
dressed by Carl Scburl T. Inv N,rri. J,,,os
n. C,mnbeu Tom Cor,yin &C.
bitbcrtoan nn0,,cbi,g D.no.,a, ha. cnr,,
out for Lincoln and Uamlir
~ lnauneus stevens mine Nlnth Ton
SIe'S'on"' district OF T'nn'y''anla' 3ad only
manded no to Mr.. stevens I29ot fan
G. A. Grow. however. had a gc.b-apd llood
ANTAGONIST WIN Gained ncarlv fooo ,,,,. ,nI