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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27

7 HEADACHE is the favor;sc cn by which ma.
IRE makes known any deviation whatever fron.
the natural state of the brain, and viewed in THE
light 1t ma be looked on a safeguard intended
to give notice of disease which might otherwise
escape a tention, till too late to be remedied and
its indications should never lie neglected mead.
aches may be class,ned unoer two names, viz
Symptomatic ana. az THE Symptomauc Head.
ache Is exceedingly common, ana the precursor
OF great variety of diseases, among which are Ap
oplexy, Govt, Rheumatism, and oil febre diseases.
In Its nervous form it is systematic of diaesse of
the stomach constituting Sick headache of hepatic
disease constituting bilious headache of worms
constipation and other disorders of the bowels as
well as renal and uterine aft ctions Diseases of
the heart are very frequently attended with head
aches: Anamia and plethora are also affections
which frequently cause headache. Idiopnthic head.
ache ID also very common being usually distinguish.
ed by the name OF nervous headache sometimes com
ing ON suddenly in a state of apparently sound
health, and prostrating at once the mental and
physical energies and in other instances it comes
on slowly heralded by depression of spirits or scer
blty of temper. In most instances the pain is in
the front OF tue head, over one or both ewes, and
sometimes provoking vomiting; under this class
may also be named Neurolgta
For the treatment Of either class of Headache the
Cephac Pills have. beenif und sure and safe rem
edy, relieving the most acute pains in few MN.
utes, and by its subtle power eradieating the dis
eases OF which Headache Is the unerring index.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27
No. 20.
FROM VANITY FAIR"
Artemus Ward on Port"
very man has got his Fort.

Every man has got bis Fort
:, 1aml Webster's Fort was to speecherfy in
the haals OF Kongriss g. make Dckshunaries.
ohakspeer rote good place, but he woodent
nave been wuth pint of kold Sldar as stem
nergraphIc Reportir. Wood he7 Hey? lie
bet ten dolers he woodent
henry Ward Bacher wood make a good end
can cackle we'll
Old George Washington's Fort was not TO
new enY public man in the present day resem-
pie MN TO eny alarming extent! WHARF bowts
can GEORGES ekal be fownd I ask & boldly
anser no whares, or any whares else.
Old man TOWNSHIPS Fort was to make Sassy
penller. Coy to the wurld another life saw
ed, (Cotashun from TOWNSHIPS advertisement
Cyrus Fields Fort is to lay sub machine
teiegrat under the boundin biller of the Oshun
d then hev it bust
Spaldin's Fort is too maik Prepaid Gloo,
witch mends everything. Wonder eff it will
mend sinners wicked waze. (Impromptoo
COAX
Aoarys Fort is to be female circus felier,
MY Fort IS the great moral show bisnis & ri
TN choice tamerly literato or for the newspapers.
That's what's the matter with me
&c, d., d c., l mite 60 on to an indefuit
extent.
Twict I've endeavored to do things which
y
undertook to lick a audashuscus who cut hole
hole in nay tent 81 krawled threw. SEE l, smy
Jentle Sir.go out or shall fall on putty heavy"
SEE he, Wade in old wax fggurs, "wh areupon
went for him, but he cawt me powerful on the
he'd, and knoct me threw the tent into cow
pastur. He pursood the attack, and flung me
into mud puddle. As arose g. rung out my
drencht garments, koukluded ftin WASH t nv
Fort.
lie now rise the kurtin upon Seen 2nd 1t
Is rarely seldIm that l seek consola shun in the
Flowing Bole. But in serten town in Iniianny
in the Faul of l8--, my origin grinder got sick
OF the fever died. / never felt so shamed in
my life, q | thought Ide hist in a few swalers
OF suthln strengthenin. Konsequents was I
hs;ed in so much dident zacklv know WHARF
bUwts was. turned my livln wild beests
OF Pray loos into the streets & opset my wax
wurks
then bet Good play boss. So I harvest
myself to Kanal bote, there bein two other
bosses hitched on likewise, behind and anuther
ahead OF me. The driver hoered for US to pit
we did. But the bosses bein unused to SIGH
a arrangement kicked & squealed 81 raird up.
Konsequents was I was kicked vilently in the
Stommuck d back & presently l fownd myself
IN the kanal with the other bosses, kickin 81
yelhn like tribe of Tuscarorus savaiiis.
l was rescood land as was bein carrid to the
tavern on CRATE big hemlock bord, sed, in
feeble voise, Boy playing boss isn't my Fort"
MORAuL.-Never don't do nothing which it
isn't your Fort, fer ef you do, you'll find your.
self splashing round in the Kanal, fggera~
lively speakin.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27

Sands of the Desert in an Hourslass


Sands of the Desert In an Hourelas
handful Of red sand, from the hot cline
OfArab deserts brought,
Within this glass becomes the spy of Time,
The minister ofThougnt.
How many weary centuries has it been
About those deserts blown
How many strange vicisstudes has seen,
How many histories knownl
PEI haps the camels of the Ishmaelite
Trampled and passed it DER,
When into Egypt from the patriarch's sight
His faYorite son they bore.
Perhaps the feet of Moses. burnt and bare,
Crushed it beneath their tread:
Or Phal aeh's flashing wheels into the air
Seattered 1t as they sped;
Or Mary, with the Christ of Nazareth
Held close in her caress,
Whose pilgrimage ofhope and love and faith
liiumed the wilderness;
Or anchorites beneath Engaddi's palms
Pacing the Dead Sea beach,
And singing slow their old Armenian psalms
In hall srticulate speech;
Or caravans, that from Bassora's gate
With westward steps depart;
Or Msccas pilgrims, confident OF Fate,
And resolute in heart!
These have passed over it, or may have passed F!
Now in this crystal tower,
Imprisoned by some curious hand at last,
1t counts the passing hour
And as gaze, these narrow walls expand;
Before my dreamy eye
stretches ihe desert with its shifting sand,
Its unimpeded sky.
And borne aloft by the sustaining blast,
This little golden thread
Dilates into u column high and vast,
form Of tear and dread.
And onward and across the setting sun,
-. Across the boundIess plain,
The column and its broaIe shadow run
I'LL thought pursues in vain,
The vision vanishes These walls again
Shut out the lurid sun,
shnt out the hot, Unreasonable plainI
4he halt hour's sand is run
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27

THE PRBss. The truly eloquent clergyman,
Rev, DR. Fuller,ot Baltimore in a recent address
at one of the religious anniversaries in NewYork
paid the following tribute to"The Press:'
who can measure the power of the press
An ounce of lead moulded in a bullet, and put
into Mime rifle, wi few grains of powder
beneath it, will 90 two miles, and do its errand
in an efficient manner, if it encounters no OBJ
stacle. But that ounce Of lead made into types,
and put into one q Hoes Lightning printing
presse s, will 90 thousands Of miles and do lis
errand effectively, not on one man merely, but
ON millions, and that though oceans, rivers and
mountains may intervene. a steam printing
press Did you ever go down into one of those
spacious vaults beneath your side walks here,
and watch the monsters? Why my friends
feel something like awe in looking at them
feel like taking off my hat to the huge machine
Laughter
1t seems to be living thing-one of Ezeki-
els living creatures, wi the hand of man,
and the sound OF many waters, and the living
eye in the wheel 1t asks no nourishment, it
knows no WEAKNESS Now it strips itself to the
work, and tolls or with Strength that mocks
to scorn the might Of the giant,and with clam
or as if it would shiver to pcices every substance
in its grasp. And yet, withia delicacy and pre-
cision unattainabe by human muscle, 1t re-
ceives a fabric so delicate that a rude touch
would rend it, and imprints upon it in the twin
kle of an eye that which it costs hours to com
pose. 1t filings of sheet after sheet to enter
tain, instruct, regenerate and bless the EARTH
None Of US have yet begun TO begin to appre>
ciate the influence Of the press as an agent for
the diffusion OF knowledge, whether it be vol
umes, pamphlets, OF above all, through the dali
ly newspapers, the moral institution which has
reVolutonIzed net only the literary but the COM
mercial and the political world y
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27

BRIDGET.-Missus wants you to send her a box
OF Cephalio Glue, no, bottle of Prepared Pills.
but I'm thinking that's not just it, naither but per
haps yell be alther knowing what it is. You see
she's nigh dead and gone with the Sick Headache,
and wants some more of that same as relaived her
before.
Druggist, You must mean Spalding's Cephalie
Pills,
Bridget-C oh sure aow and you've sed il, here s
the quarther and gveme the Pills and don't be all
day about it ather.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27

TWENTY MILLIONS OF DOLLARS SAYED.-Mr
Spaldug has sold two millions of bottles of his eel
ebrated Prepared Glue, and it is estimated that
each bottle saves at least tea dollars worth of bro
ken furniture, thus making an aggregate ten
millions of dollars reclaimed from total loss by this
valuable invention. Having made his Glue Il
household word, he now pr, poses to do the world
still greater service by curing all the aching heads
with his Cephaic PllR, and ii they are as good as
his Glue, Headaches will soon vanish away like
snow in July.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27
MISCELLANEOUS.

THE AMALGAMATIoN OF LANaUAGRs-There ia
q, wing tendency in this age to appropriate the
most exp essive words of other languages, and af
ter while to Incorporate them into our own thus
the word Cephallc, which is from the Greek signi.
ing 'for the head, is now becoming uopu!arzed
remedy, but it will soon be used in . ore general
way, and the word Cephalic will become as com.
mon as Electrotype and many others whose dis.
tinction as foreign words has been worn away by
common usage until they seem native and to the
manor born"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27

Ey OVER EXCITEMENT, and the mental care and
anxiety incident to close attention to bu-i ess or
study, are among the numerous causes OF Nervous
Headache, The disordered state of mind and body
incident to this distressing complaint is a fatal blow
to all energy and ambition. SuffcreIs by this disor.
der can always obtain speedy relief from these dis
whenever the symptoms appear Itquie;s the over
tasked brain, and sOothes the strained and Earring
nerves and reuxes the tension of the stomach which
always accompanies and aggravates tie dsordered
condition of the brain
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27
a Real Blessing.

Physieian-Well, Mira Jones, how IS that bead.
achel
Mrs. Joncs.-Gone Doctor, all gone the pills you
sent cured me in just twenty minutes, and | wish
you would send more 80 that can have them han.
dy
Physician.-You can get them at any Druggists
GAN tor ephalic Pills, find they never fail, and
recommend them IN ali cases of lieadache
Mrs. JOnes.-I shall send for box directly, and
shall Tell all my suffering friends, for they arc
real blessing.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27
RELIGIOUS MigceIJanv

"RTGHT FROM HEAVEN In a miserable
cottage at the bottom of hill, two children
were lowering over a smouldering fire. "A
tempest ragged without,a fearful tempest against
which man and beast were alike powerless.
A poor old miser, much poorer than these
shivering children, though he had heaps of
money at home, drew his ragged cloak about
him as he c. ouched down ut the threshold of
the miserable door. He dared not entire, for
fear they would ask pay for shelter, and be
could not move for the storm.
81 am hungry, Nettie.'
$50 am ]; have hunted for potatoe par
ing and can't find any
"What an awful stormp
Yes; the old tree has blown down. I guess
God took care that it did not fall on the house.
See, it would certainly have killed ms"
If he could do that, couldn't he send us
bread?"
II guess so; let's pray Our Father aud
when we come to that part, stop till we get
some bread "
SO they began, and the miser, croucbing and
shivering listened. When they paused ex-
pecting i'll their childish faith to see some mir
aculous manifestation, human feeling stole
into his heart; God sent some angel to soften
it. He had bought loaf at the village, think
ing 1t would last him great many days; but
the silence of the two little children spoka
louder to him than the voice of many wa'or,.
He opened the door softly, threw in the loaf.
and listened to the wild, eager cry of delight
that came from the halffamished little ones.
ut dropped right from heaven. didn't it,"
questioned the younger.
Yes; mean to love God forever for giving
us bread because we asked him."
1--WE il ask him every day, won't WEI Why
never thought God was so good, did your"
Yes, always thought so, but never quite
knew it before
Lets ask him to give father work to do all
the time, so we need never be hungry again.
He do, i. I'm sure
The storm passed; the miser went home. A
little flower had sprung up IN his heart; 1t was
no longer barren. In few weeks he died,
but not before he had given the cottage, which
was his, to the poor lsboring man. And the
little children ever felt sweet and solemn
emotion when in their matutinal devotion
when they came to these trustful words: "Give
US this day our daily bread"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27
sarfI1r RAaliuad

Iii 'ad n 'orrible 'eadache this hafternoon land
stepped into the hapohecaries hand says n, 70 the
man, Can you hease me OF an 'eadacn r. docs
IL hache ard = say, he. He" edingly," says
hi, hand upon that q gave ne a CephiaIic PHI
hano pom me 'onner il ed me so quick that
ardly realized al an eadache.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27

out what we may make our fortunes there? If
write you to come, you may be certain of making
fortune. 1 own an interest in several Mining
Claims in this region. am one of the Stockhold
ers in the "Mountain Mining District" Youwill
see accounts of it in the St. Louis papers this
winter. As we have sent one man to st. Louis to
put 1t through, most all are very sanguine of sue
cess. One man said he would not take $4,000 for
his interest. ltse
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27

Boots, Shoes LEATHER Findings, dc. Erery pariety
every article pertaining TO theirhusiness may be had
them Mt the lowest prices Custom work to order -
Leather for sale Hides bought, &c. Corner of Mar
ket square and Main street. See advertisements.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27
Mob Printing.

executed with neatness cheapness and prompness
once. Plain Fancy, and Ornamental Prntngin Colored
Inks and Bronze With Five Power and Hand Presses
ana extensive variety Of Type and Jobbng Ma teris
the TELEGRAPH Establishment is not exceled in this part
ofthe West
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27

A FREE COUNTRY.-The Galveston, Texas,
Netos says that, 'tloO men acre hung IN Cornell
county on the 7th inst. for rotitcg for Lincoln
and Hamtia Al Waco,on the 18th great graf
iication was expressed at the news from the
Southern States An efigy of Lincoln was car
ried through the town on a rail ,cheerfully borne
by two negroes and followed by crowd his
sing and shouting anathemas a scaffold W as
raised on the public square, the e. igy hung
and then burned"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27
Moral Effects Of Flowers and Gardens.

Moral Effects of Flowers and Gardens.
An English writer gives the following hint to
"poor folks !"
Keep vase of flowers on your table,a they
will help to maintain your dignity, and secure
for you consideration and delcaey of behavior.
For the same reason, it is not surprising TO learn
what they who have been in the habit of a.
warding prizes in various parishes say, and il
Is this-that in almost every instance where
they found good garden, they have observed
that the women, the children, and the house. are
also neat, orderly and well kept.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27
.HGENPl.EiSi1lG.

THR KESosHA TELEGRAPH is the Oldest Newspaper 10 the
State OF w scoDsn-has DOUBLE the Circulation OF any
paper published in Southern Wisconsin, which makes il
very desirable medium for Advertising
RATES,
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27

City Subscribers delivered by the Carriers .92 o.
Mail and Box Subscribers ......... ...... .. 49,. 50
Ifnot paid ad5dRce 50 cts to be added above rates
All kinds Of Produce taken in Paymenfor Subscription
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27
POPULATION OF VERMONT The Yermol

POPULATION OF VERMONT The Vermont
papers publish complete returns, by counties,
of the census of that State, for 1861 as returned
by the United State Marshals. They show the
Of the State to be 3l5,827 being an
increase Of only ], 627 over the year 1850, when
it was 3l4,170. 1T is evident, says the Vermont
paper from which obtain these facts, that
after 1868 Vermont will be entitled to but two
members Of Congress. Too many OF our younn
men have gone West within the last ten years
to enable US to hold our own politically.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27
LYMAN 81 ROME.

Pay Jim and Surgeon WIZ be found at his Office IL
rkweathcr's Drug Store, at his residence, corner
ofOhicago and Park streets, at all times ready to at
/ nd the calls Of the Public. So
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27
DIR. a. FARR,

i,sWyance.He is 1geatt5r oaIt0us Companies Of an
ubted credit and is prepared to issue Policies Life
and rerty, favorable terms. See advertisements
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27

70" a remarkable Religious interest in Lon
don is noticed by some Of the newspapers Of
that city. Ii is said to resemble that of which
so much has been heard within the last year in
ireland.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27
Highest buildings in the World.
The following Isl Of lofty buildings IS taken
from the French Scientific Almanac.

This may answer the question asked by one
OF your correspondents not long ago, to name
the five highest buildings in the world Who
win give us an administrations tot the hight
Of American buildings7-Scientifc American.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27
l., &. MERRILL.

Engruser Wood and eDey kind Of AetaI. Stdtione.
ry, Fancy Articles &c. Main street
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1860-12-27
ONWARD n. RUDD,

Atorney and Counsellor at Ldto Solicitor in Ch0ncerS
and County Judge VIII attend to all legal business OF
agencies entrusted to his care. 0Hice-Man Street.
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4enosBa Business DIRECTORY.
JASON LOTHROP,
Jon B. JILSUN,

BysWer and Manufacturer Of Pale and timber AIeS.-
4 pure article warranted. Brewery few rods east o
the Gravel Foundry at the foot NJ Wisconsin ST. 1y46
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-03-13

THE PROPOSED GRAND EDITORIAL EXCURSION.
Notice has been made of late of grand EditO-
rial Excursion to Washington, Baltimore. &c, du-
ring the present session of Congress.
The general programme has just transpired and
is as follows: The excursion was planned BY the
Baltimore and Ohio Road, and the arrangements
have been joined in by over thirty roads extending
through the West and South. The design is to
invite every Editor in the West and Southwest who
may desire to join in the excursion, such one Of
whom will be entitled to take lady. The party
will meet as far as possible at Wheeling on Friday
the 18th Of April next, which place the special
train will leave at o'clock A. NJ, stopping for
dinner at the COmpanys new hotel at Grafton
Junction, and reachinglCumberland in time for sup
per. About two hundred miles Of the western por-
tion Of the Road will thus be seen by daylight with
all its grand and magnificent scenery. From Cum
berland those Of the company who wish, will take
the express train, with sleeping cars, (arrVng in
Baltimore or Washington in time for breakfast Sat
urday morning,) while the remainder will go in
the special train on Saturday morning, arriving in
Baltimore or Washington in time for tea OF
course the whole excursion 50 far as Railroads
concerned is free TO the invited Editorial repre-
sentatives. Those who receive ticket and cannot
go at this time, will find the same courtesy extend
ed to them at any time during this session Of Con-
gress,
The circular letters for the excursion viii be
issued in few days. Such a grand excursion has
never before been projected in this country, and
such jolly good time as the Editors will have it is
good to think Of Who wouldn't be an Edisorl
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-03-13
FROM sT LOUIa.

ST. LOUIS, March 10.
The Republican State Convention met at Mercantile
Library Hall ts afternoon. B. Graz Brown called the
Convention to order Gnd afterwards chosen Pres
dent.
Attendance very small, less than two hundred being
president But county In the State sent regularly
elected delegates four delegates large and asrnats
and two delegates and atsrnatsa from each Congress-
iOnRl district elected to Chicago Convention Dele
gates ct large :-F. P. Blair, B. GFatE Brown, Fred
Aueneh, aud Jas. o. sutton. Strong cYfosition to
Bates in Convention.
This Republican State Convention adopted resolutions
endorsing the principles set forth in the call for Ma
tioDal Convention and pledgng their support to the
Of free baeks; recommending Edward Bates for the
Presidency; regarding the threats Of dissolution with
and contempt; plsdging their lveG fortune and
sacred honor In the preservation OF the Unon reeog
nzing the rrepressbe conflict" bet free and slave
labor in Missouri; holding It the duty Of government
protect the rights Of free intercourse between the
citizens Of different States opposing any change in the
Naturalization lAWBi and faVoring the HomeFtead bill
and Pacific Railroad.
The resolution recommending Bates for this Prssden-
ey met with resOluto OppoSition from the German ee
men who refuse to support any candidate not squAry
upon the PhilAdeldhia Platform OF SO.
The Central COMMITTEES was elected with power to
appoint an Electoral Ticket.
Resolutions insructing the Delegates to the Chicago
Convention to vote 3 unit passed, when Mr..
Pinner, delegate from the 5th district and Mr. Muench
dsegate-at-lArge, Withdrew, stating they went to
Chicago they may go unfsttersd.
TheConventiou adjourned without SGkirg action on
the EithdrsWAls
It 6 understood that the delegates stand twelve for
Bates aud six against him.