The Oxford intelligencer. (Oxford, Miss.) 1860-18??, 1860-10-10

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~ YoUSd DawiEins nanisi aladya far her mon
ey, hut lcannet stouchGt ain she dies, and he
treats her very badly ON nccoant of what he
eailsshen,' anjustihabs Longevity slha The aother
day 1lrs. Dawkins finding herself i'll, sent for a
doeters anddeelared her belief that she was poi
/ sope5, andithat Dswkins had done iL,q t'Ididn't
do il, = shouted Dawkins it's al zarnmon--ashe
isn't poisoned Prove Il, doctor ;.openher upon
/ thespot-irm wilIng.qq ilsa ssi1siasb not
i1naArs lsseb ball in Paris very stout gentleman,
proprietofIof a bad catarrh aud avery charming
wife. insisted very inconveniently at the close
J of polka that Madame should return to tho
bosom Of her family. dsNev@mind,' she said to
her partner ask me to dance in the next qua
drille all the same-I will find way to stay for
it." Slipping out wfiiie Ihe sets were forming.
she went out into Che gent1emens dressing room,
fouad her husbands hat and threw it outpf the
swindoY.I Then returnilg and requesting her
Spouse to irst find his bal and call the carriage,
she. accepted, partners for the next six dances,
quite sure Of 1.-TWO hours before the hat could be
iouh1 has iapd gaiso e 10 jnssds s19~ nsm Z
10 ThE Marquissde Fsieres, a great borrower
isand VIGOROUSLY bad ymaster, called on Sam.
\ nel Bernard, the great financier, one morning,
and said; s'sSir, Lam going to astenish you /;
/ am the Marquis de Favieres, 4 do not know
\ you, and come to borrow five hundred louis of
you" ia 7slls bottle -. b
"Sir," replied Bernard, II am going to aston
ish you yet more; know you, and yet am 60
ring tolend them 10 you.'s saluss7 90 coax
4 OFrErhns the Fastest, young women are
the most easily Overtascn by the galloping con-
sumption. Z agli afh-! boz '-h'1a.@a11e F.
THE earth's inhabitants need not be always
grave but it would be terrible thing il the
earth herself were to lose her gravity. .,o
BOGUS CoH.-The Philadelphia Enquirer
mentions fourteen styles of counterfeit coin. IL
is estimated that fully ten per cent of all the
apparent gold coin in circulation is bogus, muclf
of it being so admirably executed as to deceive
bank officers and other first class judges The
natural and legitimate loss in value of gold coin
is immense. The estimated loss on the coin in
circulation in the United States is over 81 OOO,-
900 per annum, -.I---,... All SD ts,tH
''YoU are from the country, are you not, Siry"
said a dandy young bookseller to a homely-
dressed Quaker, who had given him Some
trouble
.Yea" -fi ,.i.fu ss.f r7y
swell, here's an Essay on the Rearing of
Calves" .,oo...i.,,5. hi, ,,,rIi ,nell sshai
THAT" said Aminadab, as he turned to leave
the shop, 'G'thee had better present to thy moth,
or. ..rauIfiag So sf,1 F,isrset. ~ -
THERE is a young lady SO refined in her Ian
guasc that she never uses the word ''black-
guard" but substitutes AFRICAN sentineL"nr
,s WnAr's Biography, BillF",dT .aqlI
,'Its a-tellin' of forr;n' lands that wO know
nothinl about by cute chaps that's never seen
en.pf1 b8huraw sraH ym7s ,aa'v'.iel
Bill got a Government situation. r-.
| FAME is like an eelr-rathcr hard to catch, and
a good deal harder to hold 80 ,o8.f
LIGHT wine is but the ghost of winc--it has
no body to it, I'D a la. q riHill 'di sut.aFf
A scnooLMAsrER, who had an invetcrate habit
Of talsnu to himself was asked what motive
lac could nave III doing He replied TINT he
had two good and substantial reasons. ain the
in the next place, he liked to hear a sensible
man TALK afl "a 17on'1i' ,zHof NaE
Ar what time of day was Adam crcatcdp A
little before Eve. 20 -''' ''ii' "''4
q. WY is a man climbing up Mount Ycsuvius
like an Irishman who wishes to kiss his sweet
heart? Because he wants. to get at the mouth
Of the "cratur." ........t..-. t.I
As Indian being asked what lac did for liv-
ins replied sob, me preach" Preach |" said
a by-siander; ''what do you get paid for it -
Sometimes me get shillin', sometimes two shl-
lin" "Andisn'ttha mighty poorpayY "oh,
yes, but it's mighty poor preaching" ,ssr on
GRADUAL repentance is like man who wants
to be taken out of a burning building, but who
says to those about him, ',Now don't take me
out too suddenly; take me down first to a room
where il is not SO hot as it is here; and then to
anotherroom, where there is still less heat and
so take me out gradually Why, the man
would be a cinder before you got him out A
man who wants to reform should reform at |
once.
p FEosr appeared at Brownsville, Tenn, onthe
2lst Of September, Frost was also seen at 4
jackson, Miss, and at Canton, about the same
time.'s'g 90 5l-75 str-sn nsE,is f-t-1d cot
Tue National Grand Lodge Of tho l. 60. T.
convened at Nashville, on the 10th Of Scptem-
Der. Delegates were in attendance from all the
States, aud from the Canadas .d. a a-f
HoS. b. r. HoLNEs, of Tazoo county, former
ly an Opposition member Of the Legislature, has
declared for Breckinridge and Lane '' '7'nf
A. B. STsAwBR1DcE, the well known and pop
ular advertising agent at New Orleans, was one
Of the unfortunate victims who were killed by
the falling walls at the late fire in that city.
Hon. Henry W. IIilliard will speak on the 9th I
at Macon. Can't we get him down here sd
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