Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1860-01-20

sayin which | tared myself from her grasp
and rusht to the top Of The shed, where
blazed away until Squire Baxter's hired
man and my son Ar,emus Juneyer come
and took me down by name iorse.
On returning to the kitchen found
quite a lot of people seated bel Ihe fire, a
talking that event over. They made room
for me &; 4 sot down.
"Quite an episode" sed Doctor Jordin,
litiu his ipe with a red hot cole.
Yes" said /, 50 eppisodes, waing
about Is pounds jintly."
A perfect coop de tai" said the school
master.
Il pluribus unum, in proprietor per-
sony" sed 1 thinking Ide let him know
understood turin langawedges as well as
he did, if wasn't school-n.aster.
"It's a. neomentous event,f sed young
Eben Iarsuns, who has been ? quarters to
the Academy
IL neverheerd twias called By that name
afore," sed J. g but spose its all rite"
awe shall soon have Wards enuff," said
the editur of the Baldwinsvile Bugle OF
Liberty, who was looking over bundle of
exchange papers in the corner. .to apply
to the Legislators for city charter"
Good for you, old nan sed |, "give
that air a conspickius place in the next Bu-
gle.
How ridicklus" said pretty Susan
| Fletcher, Govern her face with her knitting
work & larfn like all possest.
Wall, for my part, sed Jane Maria
Peasley, who is the crossest old made in
the world, q think you all act like pack
of FOOLS"
Sez Il" Miss Peasley are yu parent?
Sez she, F" No, amt"
Sez /, " Miss Peasley, yu never will be-
She left.
We sot there talkin & larfn until "the
| switch in hour of mite, when graveyards
yawn g. Costs troop 4th,' as old Bill Shake
spire aptley observes in his dreamy of John
Sheppard, Esq, or the Moral House break
er, when we broke up and disbursed.
Mother & children IS doin we'll; & as
Resolution is the order of the day, l fee
obleeged if yule insurt the follerin--
Whereas, two Eppisodes has happened
up in the undersined's house, which i,
Twins & whereas, Ike stile, said Twin;
bein of the mail perswashun g. both boys
Ther4 Be it
Resolved, that to them naburs who did
fhe fare thing by sed Eppisode, my heart
felt thanks is doc.
Resolved, that | do most heartily thank
Enjine ko. No. IL, who, under the impres
shun from the fuss at my house on that
hauspichus night, that there was konfla
grashun going on, kun galyantly to the
spot, but kindly refraned from squirtin.
Resolved, that from the Bottom of my
Sole, do [ thank the baldwinsvile brass
band for given up the idee of Sarhnadin me
both on that great mite and sinse.
/ Resolved that my thanks is doc too seve
raj members of the Baldwiusville meetin
house, who fur three dase hain't kalled mt
sinful skotfer or intreeted me to amenC
n,v ,.ats,a 81 .-.;-- .s.stn s''ss.;,es house Il
onct
Resolved, that my buzzum teams witt
many kind emoshuns lords the follerin in
dividools, TO whit, namelee-Mis Squar,
Baxter, who generously refoozed to take {
sent fur bottle of camfire lawyer Per
} kinses wife who writ sum verses on the Ep
pisodes the Edeter of the Baldwinsvillt
!, Bugie of Liberty who nobly assisted me
: in wallupin my Kangaroo, wich sagashu
, little cuss seriously disturbed the Episode
by outrajus screechins and kickins up : Mis-
] Hirum Drolittle, who kindly furnisht sun
, cold vittles at nv house & the Peasleys
Parsunses and Watsunses for their manne,
] AK of kindness. TrooIy yures,
ARTEMUs WARD.