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New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-05-05
NEW YORK DAILY TRIBUNE. SATURDAY. MAY s, 1869

The ssw1 s ssc,s' MI sss
uESDELL PHILLIPS WILLIAM LIZ D GARRISON
Adnii'snee 10 ceo' to dey e1Feve Member, OF ~. 90
csJ OH meet on the platform, toe close OF the puo' eAe'
Gees TO slsc, officers for the ensuing year.
The Rev. G. A. skinner. OF C,@bdds.. Ness, vii
preach for Fourth UnveI.s Society at their place OF
p. N. Seats Rec. The public invited 10 Atend
Tho Rev. IA. y. MacIny % ohins viii pTe,ch TO-
SoEr opV,, aP S. Rs, Mr. saG Gnssn Of
fsoi6ott Biookyn
The Rev. Henry blanchard, Paaor, wiz prs.Ssa 70 the
rSs, D 70 MORROW MoRSs6 and EvESSG
The Annua, Sermon before the AMERICAN AND FOR
FIGN CBBisrI.N UclON will be preached ~ me new "
HAGUE 10 the Broadway IsbsLnasl. s.rner Of Sh-t v
7hcmpsoDs Lhorch) on SABBATH E'hNiN"' may ''"'
TSe ippve.ry exercise, Of the Society win be hsi IN 81
Ppl'. Mehoeit Church athsy and 2ed't. en- TuESyn
KyIEING 9h Msy at "a sSsEp gya I'm o
W. sloane viii preach 4 tn, d r s Ne
10 MORROW EVENING, at y O'CLOCK su0oo'' iH'
Christian Idea"
The Rev. Dr. Montgomery y P,ssch the ssa9s cs y,
ToN IN III. Church Of be Incarnation. Mld.oasv corner Of
a8,b st IN SUNDAY EVENING, 9Th May, at y o'coct
The Tenth National woman's Rights Convention
VIII 'O'' - SEC c ioPER INSTITUTE: ,
TINE l.. RosF. ELIZABETH CAoY STANTON. WEN
DILL PHILLIPS.
Jd 5yEsSf Z IGfh
FRIDAY MORNING, 10 o'clock. SPEAKER -hLIZAbETH
CaIY STANTON Rev. ANTOINEITE baOWN BLACK
WILL. ,.r,-,r,,,
FRIDAY EVENING, = O'Clock. speakeTs-ERNESTlSE
/. ROSE J ELISABETH JONES.
Admiration 10 cents to dsfrsy e1peu'eI
The Rev. Henry ID. Northrup tn. pastor elect OF the
Pay Copgr, est onAl Church 8roDkyn will return on I'm
,snd about the OF June End viii preach 10 PAX Ao.fDsce
on Letters cannot reach him alter this date
Urban G. Brewer, Pastor Of the Cbnrch, wa deliver
s,i on piscoures on The Kingdom o. Christ .d.veoped from
the Prophecies o. PANEL" In the Christian Chapel thst in
m,dstsly oftthsv enoing NDAfi baY iot
M ard "A o. m. Subject for TIE trniOg-'ih Prophet o.
tts Palace = for the evening" The King Dream "
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Gteamboats ano Railroads.

NEW-YORK AND ERIE RAILROAD
IN REDUCTION ofFARE to The REPUBLICAN, CONVEN-
asr the adjounment viii b. sod via Nsw.York aud Ere Raj.
road either Wis buso or Dnnsk 20 Chicago and return Tor
snsst or Jersey City
FARE $l5 for the REPUBLICAN NATIONAL
Il CONVENTION, at CHICAGO. May Is, 1860.
EIcusOn Tickets to the chics, Convention from Buffalo to
sh.Is ssiio.d spasIo, for E is tie round tiip.
The Tickets viii be good troo the loth 70 the 18th inst West
Excursion Tickets from buffalo or Dunsis Gao also be pro
Yci I0'' 0'Hp'"'' JoHS'F Porter, Is.nt
further information please call Office No 1873 Broadway
DAILROAD to LONG BRANCH.-THE RARI-
~ TAN AND DE AWARE BAY RAILROAD COM
PANY will complete the Spur Road To LONG BRANCH on or
before the 18TH Of JUNE NEXT when ,s.,eDgen will Dc COL
.:e % be- s S" Sss o@ to the
Long Branch Train. will leave each way four times EVERY
Military Companies Societies. Sunday Schools. Churcbe
&c. DESTROYS Of ming eIcur'on parties visit Long Branch
era terms application ofce Railroad Company
Of Fulton and Chuch.ts The ip will embrace de
ght sail down the bay ia the large and splendid Ri
VAN ~IkkLE to Forth Monmouth. and Railroad convey
Of fifteen miles with bathing in the surf and rambs
the beach 81 hours returning to the city about sundown
Parties will be registered In the order OF their application
nAY boat for Albany ard intermediate landings
~ Steamer ARMENIA. Capt Smith leaves the foot OF har
son.t, every MONDAY, We'd esdsy and Friday a. a. m
A FTERNOON BOAT for NEWBURGH aud
- ELANDlNGS-steamer
atp m stnesy, excepted from Pier foot Of Jsys' ~ -
FOR particulars see bills
TOR BRIDGEPORT-Fare 50cts.-The fast
4 steamer JOHN BROOKS. Caps John Brooss ~ leaves
Pecltip ever Tuesday, Tbnrsdsy and sstura sa.S :,
T.. ss oas. s' ,s :'' the IL Goa
TOR NEW-HAVEN, by steamer Elm CITY,
l. Pier No. rs ast River, at M and TRAVELLED
1t II o. m. Fare sL No chsr,e for berths
NOR GLEN COVE, Rosyn, Bayles Dock, Great
Neck Sands Point, Motifs Doct and Glen wood steamer
LONG ISLAND every afternoon at 81 from Jsme.sip, r
NOR SAG HARBOR, ORIENT, and GREEN
Il poRT--Tb. steamer CATALINE, Capt WIN A Vail,
win leave from Pech.ig Fest Rye9 eoyosT So
Fia,bt ,.l,n GEO. W. CoRLlEs. Agent
NOR NFWBURGH, POUGHKEEPSIE, and
Il RONDOUT.- steamer THOMAS POWELL VIII leave foot
NEW YORK AND HARLEM RAILROAD.
N FARE AZ TO ALBANY.
On and after MONDAY April 30 1885, Trains win leave
a6th-st Station, New-York, a. follows;
For tliAm,btdse-s:sQa N and ESQ N
For white PlAins-li q m, $3.50 and m
Per White lains-6:l5p u tcm White-st Depot
Bor Dover Pans-4 .. m from 76hst Depot
FOR AhsYy-ss m Mail ting With the NewYork Cen
tral Railroad
williamsburg $50 and s:9o a m and $50 IN.
White Plsins-t and 1870 m. D;4S and t;s .. N.
Ibany-ii. m Mail JOHN BuRCHILL. A,.t suva
TOR SAG HARBOR, ORIENT, and GREENE
II POBT.-7be steamer MASSACHUSETTS, Capt W.
Hs,tns leaves Pier No 81 James sp River ri
THUR6pAY, aud SATURDAY AfTERNOONs a 8 o,sleok-
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Nav

:, oyrR AND MEAL-Only a limited demand Nesern
Ssar and with liberal arrivals price. Of the low grades
-, are bills q; s5 {7laAs NJ suprr6oe stat- IS
As @ og DO ss IS choice Do IS 6b1 rs g. for
Eornd hoop Extra Ohio; Sc S5d*7 Is for bran
IS Is for - Louis Exs and IS SO IS for Double
Exss Canadian koRr out mnnh chaHsei the rgas
Mt large and the 5eusnd "a fair 'sies Il $50 obl IS 70
az 10 Southern quiet 0ui the msdlam
xrsdes shade better with limited urivA o. $50 bbs
&c IS IS hDe bsduor, So aud tb OG 81 rs
fI the better brands Rye !. ~ 's>dy t,osad s9d
heavy Of l b 90 rs for Jersey aud ~ oF Brandy
GRANITE Wheat market is lower 10 unsettled hold.
disposed ss the 10 600 O0u MhwauAee
Club 81 29d - 30 IN store; 900 oun White Indiana
he Nil hsSn 81 20. 80 d. good Nh te Uaoa
hey is steady ard in fair demand sales Of y oa. q 7ec Sa
for and Canada Net Barley Mtt 10 far
demand 1t g. ago Oats plenty and M 1--we the mI.e
closos heavily sales Of stsfe s a. ani Western al
Canadian <ld4 &C. Corn Ttne 10 >1d Is qqei NJ
sales OF 70 onh T9aIic f5 West-ru
Mixed sat2c f1r Jsr,y and Southern feo~ IN small loss
and ec for White Southern bye IA tier ana in Sf de-
mGnd at b5d6io-
WI sKY-Ths market dull and h lower sales Of 275 bbls
PkOVTSl ONs-Tbe Pork market il quiet pri;s ir
regular; Meas Is in fair request aid D-tel rhine, zoe
eobtrsry Is dull AID lower ths 4S oo!s - y 20 ~
ana III sr New Priue: uded ssse or bos Ness
buyers tim IN Augai 10 so he plyse all" Tor
bis Mes all this year go per DBL &c per Dol was pad
s kbls al ash Country Mess -9d So 80 tpr Re
ps he'd Mess S5dl2 50 f1T ENs; Pane S1d lnis
Meas quiet Bet bsu' sre steady u oah At oJ@ eo
Cut Meats without variation; toe dens l. "a 81 as 81
as hfos. sid At q 07sc Tor 20 ieis al Glc II
Il me lni.r for Choee B'ou Is euJ 10 fa.- cen nd
sale IT sfO0 - Ky >u sei cie4 81 1850
ssd i be 1eI Thin Ribbed Mdies a. le Lard hmJ otd
and the hdy the arny lis sh -ae Of ~ obis
and tcs l dl and So iess at iltc suffer = plenty sod
New % at l+0lse for Ohio, aud 3G@o for stae Cnee'e
IsHESNTh. msTie is steady fo b'th kinds ses of Pots
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Guerial Notices.

Tho fnebriate,s Reform Society VII bold les Fire
LnptvsrsAry AZ the eeues n. p Church. on IN
a1ares,ed by tho Rev. Dr. T. 4. ROCKWELL ani ths Rev
AR PERRY OF Brooklyn; the Rev JAMES RJG tRS, T. L
EAENUM esg ana ". a Dr. FOREST, esq, OF thi, city,
ard other frend, t cd and appropriate singaf BE-
admission fee The pubic are invited 10 come aud hear wh
n'' O'' O'H' ~ '' '''' B. B. DYER, Pre,dsns.
Reue, Concert-A Grand Of Sacred and Secular
Music the benefit Of III rlE MARThA DAVIES Tone o.
The Iposn sunday School vocasl will be given Cooper
Ip.,ute MONDAY EVENING, May ~ 1852 assisted by ms
90 ebrA.ed TREMAIN FAMILY and eight popular SUNDAY
SCHOOL CALtSS. Aso about hye hund cd children from
Subdey Schools in New-1 ork and brokyh Under the
direction Of Mr.. n. Waters -
TIets rs cents For .slo BY H,rsce Wa'e No 5}3 Brod
vty Fifth Pond CO. SO 51 Broadway; by sabbath
School dren and tbs doCf Concert to a. half
NOTICES THE PRESS "a
The Academy usic nj OF lss eyeDing BY sui
estimated TO nun for tHogsmd On IN b. good
cid indeed WILL by MaIths Davies little gr o. Central
Seboo ,yenhav whose tiled sverJ part Of the holse
wss much app audad"- Nsw y oh Times : -se -
ITO Little Martha Davies give the pslm Tor her White
G,sy or answer Kty Clyde She Is ht,e c1uL HsI
bu ,que tighs admirable Daily Times, Apu
= S6C.
The Committee on Market, OF the Board Of Al
dermep BrDaH, tbs 7h inst, A. 'cl5c
?. TO- IN Room No. Cit' H.l AL parties interested VII
please attend without 1itatT 12'1 CO cryv- >c,.,
G. q. CORNELL.
HENRY Swiftly MH.e..
5IeIcsnIiIe Ibrnry Association. -fhe Aaaual Meet
Ing OF hem6ep Of this .i os req AZ hn9n ha
&c och. CHARLES Ii SWORDS, Recording Secy D
The Annual Discourse before the Society o. Inqliry"
Of Theological will be delivered by SAM
UtLM FISHER D., President OF Hamilton Colegsi on
SUNDAY EVENlNG, May g. at the lNa'sL PIs'oyteraa
Church TOR Asa Smiths corner Of lihst and lds' The
10 az ~ O'Clock.
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1000 THE PENNSYLVANIA 1870
CNWy CENTRAL RAILRO D. lOOO
jREAT DOUBLE-ThAOK ROUTA

GREAT DOUBLE-THACE ROUTE
The Fa e =; s ssk p9s s s' 70 wss r.
OBcs No Aston Eou'-, corner Of y..sy1
Facilities for the q Ps.'eDssr' 70 and ron Cs
orsa and ii towns In tn. West sorhwes and soas
' are s;s1 s ss s .1S q
sndtst J. Morning Express, Ia N svepirs fTveS ~"
Sleeping and snokinscsrs 90 al trains
Fare Ivsys low, aud the time - a,cf % oy any oss9
,aS rom Az, coin. On tho rslrosds ~ Ono Ksutneiy nS.
Illinois Wisconsin, Iowa Missouri, By BaitsoAD "
ssGs q o TO f fRy %Sa on the D'''''' "''
pennsyvsn. Railroad ali times favorable chs,yt
By ohsr Rsrose cenpsnis: Merchants .oS shippers n r.
vi.h oonhdesce on It's speed, transit -.-
rhis CoupsD, usintairs EmErsas Aooonmodse1.
which parties -migafns westward enjoy oheeS aAe
soGo.e m1Is # S9T1ys.ss sss S's No. ,Oi
ST. a as9;S - s, s:Hs' s.a
THOMAS A. SCOTT. General supt AtOon., Pc
T7HE REGULAR MAIL LINE via STONNG-
TON tor BOTTOM, PRovIDEhCL-LaSS Nd A'u''-fAs
II. steamer, PLYMOUTH RocK Capt Joel stone, -
IA. stoun,ob and povdsnos .nd Boston Providence. R
read. leaving NewYors daily tsundsy eIosped from fs re
~ e. ,..p a nj %f . sSr G so.son Il In
The COMMONWEALTH, from new OrI-Mondsyi We,
ne.asy, and Fhdsy From soninstsn-TnssdsJ fSu'a~5 W.
The PLYMOUTH ROCK, rom NewYsrt-!rus.Asy, rssrs
ard Friday
dence aud Boston IN the Express hsD Train re.chns -
places advance OF those by other routes snd ample tine M
al the esy morning Inca connectns sorth and II
rest undurbed bresss desired, and leave stoninsos
the train connecting At Providsnoe ~'sh Tie NJ n
for Boston -, ~
Baggage Master accompanies the steamer and sa hrsssa
each way. 49,.
For passage behs freight sppy on board ~
s.eaer freishtoce, Pier No 10 North River q q
the osfcs, No. lis Wostst, corner OF courtlsndts
T1ENTRAT PAT ROAD OF NEW-JERSEY--
~ Connecting at New Hampton with the DelswMe, cas
and Western R.irosd and Estos with the Lssse
WfNTER ARRANGEMENT--commsne Dec. ls. issa :.
Leave New orb and places from 10
OF Court andts. ct r II IN, and &:lo m B~ sosnae
vile by the above trains and at $50
From Pier No North River at 1870 and III % md sSs
m for E.sop and intermediate stations for somsvnb ~
| khe above trains and at 4:So p N -
Tbe train from foot Of Courtlandtst and the
rom N R. make close connection E<ton VIII te
Lehsh Valley Railroad and thence via East eennsyy" kx
read READING without change Of and connec 1t kseA
ing direct tor Pottsvile and Harrisburg
for the Delaware Lscksvanns snd Western Lad
Rad leave HewYork from foot Courlandtst, -
1880 from Pier only for Lchsb VALLEY Railroad -
H. m from foot Of Coursnd and st 7:5o and II I'D
ron Pier N. B. only J0EN sTERNs, Superin.ssdsn
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MafhineD.
Gntlerp, parhmare, pr.

BUILDERS HARDWARE.
MANY, BALDWIN MANY,
No 40 JOHGsT., COR DUTCH, NETWORK,
Imporen and Manufacturers OF all kinds Of Buidef' Hardw1e
and Locksnith Materials.
Locks O. the best quality.
Heavy Silver Plated Door Knobs
Patec Name and Number Plate.
Safe Night Latoh,s for Front Doors
And every variety Of articles adapted for fuiss dwellings
Improved Wire Door SPRING.
Green and a. House Tile Rsto Fire Brick &C., at the
Lowest Cash P'ices-
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DOGERs CITRATE of MAGNESIA,
]1mnts, Oils, or.

ITO COAL OIL REFINERS.
Having ade arrangements with tho proprieors Of the
principal webs yielding
PETROLEUM, OR SENECA OIL,
IT. the State Of P,nn,yyt are constantly
plies and prepared offer this article on the mo,
ttIns and In quantities to suit purchasers
bCHIEFFELIH BROTHERS Co,
No. no William ct.
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FOX SAVANNAH NHaId ,o,,-. .v,ow
The frstclass side wheel steamship
ALABAMA,
Cant Geo r. schennk will leave SATURDAY, Nay a.
D. M nom Pier No Norb River. Through tickets can
Be had for the following prices, Sss sss ~ Mo
Atlsnta s2 Chsttanoos. f26 Nashville OF So Knoxville
SIS sO Memphis sal Isl Augusta sl7 so Macon sso Sc
bAnObb u mi'Soihb = 'ofs-
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TOR SAG HARB0R, ORIENT, and GREEN
IL POBT.-7be steamer MAsSA cHUsETr3 Capt W. :
Bsy,ps Leaves Pier No 81 James alp, Fast Riyer rtEsDAY
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Billiard GGbLs.

A LARGE ASSORTMENT of welseasonet
BILLIARD TABLES ns4e 10 the best possbie msnne'
and 81 ressonsble prices VII BE- foaad the fHEAN bill
LlAhD TABLE hAhuFAcfoEY Nos "a Is. 81 and 8
Cro,o5 81 rewfoIh Every sTols oonnecsed Vie tos u''
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nAY boat for Albany al intermediate landings
~ Steam ARMENIA, Capt Smith the foot OF har-
sons, every Monday, We'd esdsy and Friday a, a. m
A FTERNOON BOAT for NEWBURGH aud
"A INTERMEDIATE LANDINGS-steamer MErAMOHa-
d4p stnesys excepted from Pier foot Of Jsyst, N H.
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NOR SAG HARBOR, ORIENT, and GREEN
PoRT-The steamer CATALINE, Capt WIN a n VAL
IN lac from Peck-sp. Fast River every TUESDAY,
THIRsDAY and SATURDAY AFTERNOON q o'clock
FIeisht taken. okO w SOebiro nkon~
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NEW-YOPK AND ERIE RAILROAD
IN REDUCTION ofFARE to ,he REPUBLICAN, C0NVEN-
TION at CHICAGO Tickets good until MAY 25 or two days
AFTER the oUnmen will be sold via Nevfok aud Erie Raj.
road Dunkik Chicago and for
go No a and 2 Broadway and ct the Depot foot of Du-
Arrest or Jersey City.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-05-05

IGOR GLEN COVE, Rosyn, Bayes Dock, Great
II Neck Sands Point, Motifs Docs and Glen WOO steamer
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TOR BRIDGEPORT-Fare 50cts.-The fast
steamer JOHN BROOKS. Caps John Brooks ~ leaves
Peck-slp ever Tuesday, Thursday and saturday IL
Freight taken for Honsaon and NauEsiues hAnosa Of
the lowest rates r. LOCKYEk Co.. No nI south-st
TOR NEW-HAVEN, by steamer Elm CITY,
II from PIER No rs ast River at NJ and TRAVELLED,
at II D. M Fare Sl. No chArse for berfh.
The weekly pioneer and Democrat. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. Territory) 1855-1865, 1860-03-23
How to Get on in Life.

Mayor WOOD, in his harangue to the
carmen, told them the following interesting
story of his success in life:
"It has been one of the secrets of my lit
tie success in life that have never said, a
can not Applause. 1 have always said,
4 would Wood p. have done it if l
could, and if l did not had the satisfaction
of knowing that 1 had exhausted every ener-
gy of my life and being to succeed. The
highest position is as open TO you as it is to
any other men. Wealth is open to you as
it is to other men. The wealthiest men in
this city were much poorer than any of those
sitting mithin the sound of my voice. There
is no man here who at the age of twenty-one
was more poor, more obscure, than the hum
BILE individual standing before you. do
not speak in this manner because l assume
to be any thing but have been work.
ing man, and have earned my living in the
city of New York by these hands. am not
ashamed to say it. Let every man rely upon
himself Do not lean upon others. Walk
abroad under the great canopy of heaven,
and feel that within yourselves is all that
the Almighty vouchsafes to any OF his child.
rem. You have life, energy, youth, and all
you want is determination, vIgor, and indo-
mitable perseverance.
The weekly pioneer and Democrat. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. Territory) 1855-1865, 1860-03-23
How Lucy Stone Looks.

The New York Qady) correspondent of
the Springfield Republican writes as follows
of Lucy STONES appearance last week at
the Cooper Institute:
at is extremely difficult to make the Luz
cy Stone on Thursday evening indenticai
with the Lucy Stone Of four years ago. The
bright cheeks were there, the girlish figure,
the musical voice; but the old assurance,
the perfect self poise, the rapid, confident,
slightly saucy utterance were all wanting.
She did not seem less earnest, but less as
sured. She told her old story of women's
legal disability and wrongs, but not in the
old demanding and decant tones. The moth.
er's heart had dissolved the woman's voice,
and what was once pertness is now pathos ;
what it has lost in vigor it has gained in
tenderness. Those who listened to Lucy
Stone Blackwell, and to her sister in. law,
Antoinette Brown Blackwell, before their
marriage, can not fail to observe the great
change which has come over the public man.
ner of the ladies since that event. Although
they still adhere to their pet idea of an ora
torical mission, and occasionally leave their
homes and their babies to talk on a public
platform, they do so in much more sub.
dued and womanly way than of old. The
brothers Blackwell married these ladies
with full knowledge of their strong minded
tendencies. Was it in order to undertake
the fascinating task of tanning them, as did
the husband Of Shakspeare's 'Shrew p An.
toinette Blackwell has noble nature, and
so burdened is it with the sorrows of huma.
nifty and sense of it's own high mission,
that her voice seems broken, and her words
come low and slow. While on Thursday
evening here stood Lucy, talking, to be
sure, yet blushing and trembling as she never
did in that little ridiculous, impertinent
Bloomer that she used to wear"
The weekly pioneer and Democrat. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. Territory) 1855-1865, 1860-03-23

intense against DIR. Searles, and open threats
OF violence were freely used against him.
10 prevent this he was taken in charge by
the chief OF police, and placed in the peni.
tertiary for safety. Thousands of citizens
visited the children yesterday, and gave vent
to their indignation, in forcible terms,
against the doctor and the inhuman mother.
She was observed to pass the building dur.
ing the forenoon, and seemed quite uncon-
cerned in regard to the fate of the husband
and children.
The mother of the children formerly be-
longed to the Baptist church, but was con-
verted to Spiritualism and Freeloveism by
her seducer.
The weekly pioneer and Democrat. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. Territory) 1855-1865, 1860-03-23
Artemus Ward Besieged by Strong
Minded Women,

picht my tent in a small town in Inj-
amy one day last season, & while was
standin at the dore takin money, deppyta~
shun of ladies came up & sed they wos MEM
bers of the Bunkumville Female Moral Re-
form Il Wimins Rites Associashun, and
they axed me if they could go in without
payi1:
Not exactly" SEE I, /" but you can pay
without goin in."
Dew you know who we are?" sed one
of the wimin-a tall & feroshus looking
critter with blew kotton umbreIler under
her arm" dew you know who we are.
Surf"
"My impreshun is" sed l, from kerr
sury view, that you are females"
We air, Sur" said the feroshus woman
-" we belong to Society which bleeves
wimin has rites-whtch beeves in rain her
to her proper place-whitch bleeves she is
Endowed with as much inteleck as man is
(which she is tramplied on & aboozed-
d who will resist hense4th & forever the in
croachments of proud & domineering men,"
Durin her discourse, the exsentric female
grabd me by the coat koller & was swing
in her umbreller wildly over my he'd.
Il hope marm," seq |, startin back, "that
your intensions is honorable? Inc lone
man hear in strange place. Besides, I've a
wife to hum
eyes" cried the female, " g. she's a
slave doth she never dream of freedom
does she never think of throwing of the
yoke of tyranny & thnkin for herself /?
Doth she never think of these things?"
"'Not bein natral born fool" sed | by
this time little riled, II can safely say that
she dothunt."
20 whot-whot!' screamed the female
swingin her umbreller in the air. O whot
is the price that woman pays for her exper~
fence ~
Il don't know" SEE 1 ''the price to my
show is 10 cents per individual"
"& can't our Sosisty go in free ?" asked
the female.
"Not if l know it," sed l.
"Crooi, crool man y she cried & burst
into tears.
"Wont you let my darter in?" sed anuth-
er of the xcentric wimin, taken me afeck-
shunitely by the hand 30 please let my
darter in,-shees a sweet gushin child of
natur."
"Let her gushI" roared /, as mad as l
Good stick at their tarnal nonsense "let her
gusb!" Whereupon they all sprung back
with the simultaneous observashun that I
was Best.
"My female friends" sed 1, "be4 you leeve
I've few remarks to remark wa them
we'll. The female woman is l of the great,
est institoosouns of which this land can
boste. It's impossible to get along without
her. Had there bin no female wimin in the
world, should scarcely be hear with my
unparalleled show on this very occashun. She
is good in cickness-good in wellness-good
all the time. o, woman, woman !" cride,
my feelins worked up to high poetick pitch,
you air an angle when you behave yourself;
but when you take of your proper apparel
& (mettyforically speaken) get into panty
loons-when you desart your iresides, &
with your beds full of wimins rites noshuns
go round like roarin lyons seekin whom you
may devour somebody--in short, when you
undertake to play the man, you play the
devil and air an emfatic noosance. "My
female friends continued, as they was
Indignantly departin, "wa we'll what A.
Ward has sed y