Litchfield enquirer., 1860-12-20

A Coon OsE.-Speaking of the fact that the South Carolinians periodically advise us that !ney are going to bolt paper uses the follow ing admirable illustration of the probable result or tnelr present movement
 Mama, won't eat my breakfast?" l Ext boy pouting, and returns
 NY child, won't you cat your breakfast 2" | "No, I won't"
 Exit boy, but returns hungry, and finds the breakfast IS about to be removed "Mama, why don't you whip me and make me cat my breakfastr"
 | Tue PaeApgsTs MgasAag,--" Pity the sor rows of q poor old man. Gtmieaten Courier All friends of tho Union would be inclined to add the next line Of tho poem "Wbose tremb ling limbs have borne hin te yow door."-Des. lon 7yansertpk
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 "Osg Cgar RH1AEo wiil be pad to wloeya
 viii arrest. b9t aet return aa agent of t4iue wh
 answers to the Eanle of Howell EoIb. lie VIZ
 employed at high wages t0 manage ay fiscal d
 fairs. Al the time he began his work my chest
 were full. aud ersr since my estate has beei highly prosperoug bat in some mysterious wa
 he has disposed of this surplus and left me al
 most bankrupt. Instead of remaining to he ne ont of ny difficulties, he has in the mos
 dishonorable manner. cut stick. aud. it is said
 will devote the rest Of his days in still nor
 dishonorable manaer-ta making war upon m
 and my friends. The public is cautioned sgans
 this faithless servant. J. B." Jeremy Taylor says, if you are for pleasure marry; if you prize rosy health, marry. A goo wife is Heavens last best gift to man-an ange . of mcrcy-minister of graces innumerable-hi gem of many virtues-his casket of jewels--he ? voice, lis sweetest mnsic-hcr smiles his bright est day-her kiss, the guardian of innocence
 her arms, the pale of his safety, the balm of Iii : health, the hals:m of his life--her industry hi - surest wealth-her economy, his safest stew
 ard-her lips, his faithful ceunsellor-her bosom the softest pillow of his cares-and her pray
 CTS. the ablest advocates of Heavens blessing
 on his head.
 ! An old, rough clergyman once took for hi
 text that passage Of tie Psalms, |" said n nl, haste all men are liars" Looking up, apparent lss as fl he saw the psalmist standing lfnncdi ate!y before hiu. he said " You said in youl haste, David. did you? We'll if you he'd beer here, you might have said it after mature refec. ition."
 1 A HINT TO GsRDENERs latest inven- ton is an instrument to prevent poultry from scratching up the gur,lons. It is something like Q long spur attached to the hind part of q roos- ters lag. The instrument is so arranged that when the fowl is about to scratch the earth. tie spur catches in the ground before the foot has fairly descended, and ohiiges it to bring its foot down quietly snd harmessiy in front of the place where it aimed at. Tho fowl thereupor tries the other foot with like result. It keepi CD trying, and, before it is aware of it. the ma chine has walked it right out of the garden.
 The following notice might have been seer some time ago, stuck up in corsct-makor's shor window in Glasgow :-' All sorts of ladies stays i here"
 Tine tr,e, oN tiings.' and has proven thai Wistars Eal#s of Wild Cherry is the remedy par excellence, for the curo of coughs, colds croup, whooping cough, bronchitis, asthma phthisic, sors throat, influenza, and "last not least" Consumption.
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