Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1860-03-19
q Es,rial Shepherd. .

keerltI Sbephefd. 3
Mormouism il still III practical op
eration Amongst us. IS few day.
since q tall, raw oned Saint, with |
complexion very strongly resembling
that of boi ed tfipe, arrived here from
Pittsburgh withs couple Of Wives, bnl
deelnfng ilis flock too small TO star
Salt backward with, held forth as fol
lows to 81 admitting audience, At
house over the canal with q view u
the completenesslof his1d domestic fslic;
tiy. His text Ers
Men IL Skeefce aud Weemen Il
/" Brothefn and Sistern perticklel
the sistern !; | want to say afew words
to you about MorInoDisl1l MT for my
own sake, but ios yourn, for men Il
sksSrce and aceezss,s Is plenty.
Z Mormohism IS built on that high
old principle which SEE that ii amt
good for q man I'd be alone, and nigh
.fy sight worse fol- a woman. There
fore If q man feels good with q. little
company, i good deal of it ought to
make him feel an awful sight better.
The first principle of Mormonism
is. that woman air ) good thing, and
the second principle IS that you caIt
have too much Of q good thing. Wo-
man is Stenderef than man, and il nee
essary to smooth down the roughness
of his character, and as man has a
good many rough pints in his natur,
be oughtn't to give one woman too
much TO do, but let each one to work
smoothin some pertickler pint.
Don't think in over anxious for
yen 70 jjine Us, for ! Amt. I'm not
speaking for my good bnt for yonin !;
for men Isl SEeeTce and a0eepaeia Is
zleuky. . !.
q Ifsaid women was tenderer than
man. but you needn't feel snck up
about il, for 80 she ought to be; she
was made SO purpose. but how
was she made Sd? Where did she
gel It ffonfg Why she was created
ont offhe eide bone Of & man, and4he
side bone of man is like the side
bono Of q tufkey-rthe fenderest part
about him. Therefore, as wonlap
has three side.b0nes, and a.man has
only pnes ofconrse she is three times
az tender as man is, and is in daty
bound to repay that tenderness Of
which shesfobbed him. Aud how Jiids
Che rob him Of his side.boneg Why's
exactly as slie robs his pockets nos-al
days 81 his loose change -she tookthe
advantage Of him when he was asleep.
: Bnt as woman is more tenderthan
man, so is man more foFgivener than
woman, therefore | won't say any y
thing more about the side. bone OF the
small change, but invite you all to-
jine MY train, forsI'fn a big shepherd
ont Of the way and fare snInptaonsiyl
every day on purple and fins liniiell J.
4 { " hen firstsl landed on the shores
Of the Great Salt Lake, WASN'T rich
IN weeulen, 1 haaEoply one poor old
voc, but nie1t isskserce aud sceenaeal Is
plenty, and like d keerful shepherdI
increase my flock. Weemeen
heard cf us and our lovin' ways, and
they kept q PORN in. They come
from the North and they come from
The South, they come from the East.
and they come from the West, theyI
coniosffom Europe, they come from
AisheY mud n few Of them from IA fiji
key and from beins the miserable ow-
ner Of one 6ld yoe,I became the ioy-
lul shepherd of al Almighty flock, With
. right smart sprinkIin Of lambs,
friskerand taltsir tAan anybody clse's,
and I've still got room. for a few more
!" All said before, I'm not talkin'
ier my benefit, butfJr yonrnl
Afor men {sskesrce and aoeeDseT u
9kentg. Still, Ida little rather You'd
% along with me than not, psftickler
ron fat one with the caliker sun. bun-
net. Don't hesitate, but take the
,hance while you can got ii, and III
make you the bell-Yoe Of the flock.
Lql lead you through green pastures
ind the high grass show you where
yon may caper III The sunshine, and
ay down ii pleasant places and, Is
ron are ID pretty gosd condition IL
ready, IL course nj time yon shall Be
he latest of The fock. Jine II, iiue
d, jine my train !; jine it now ior
men d skeerce md aOseassn u plsnt5.
The appeal WAS iryesistable. All
he last sccQunt 1.-THE fat woman With
he calikef sun3bannet had lined
Z, and tVosOr three others were on |
lie fence, With decided leasIinp TO. |
rards he keerful Shepherd.
c;pc;a91ti 7aQHsrer.
Err7 Fon L&1EI Gerrit Smith has
|oinmencsd init against the New
! FORK Democratic Committee individ. !
I'D. lor so. 00Q damages, for con
1c|'6 ~ 1'5Ine With ! ohm Broxns.'
I[|5 s. t15 II ne t'j6rs asf' abett0rsu
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