The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1860-08-21
.=rsi,,, Faots and Philosophy.

GtIleShy himself Ine neiu ooio0oo"
the purpose was his own apartment
Placing himself in a military attitude with
his sword drawn, he exclaimed
q Attention company! Rear rank, three
naces, march," and he tumbled down into
the cellar. His wife hearing the racket,
came running in, saying
My dear, have you killed yourself!"
aGoabout your business, woman" said
the hero, "what do youknow about war J"
A modern Juliet, claiming to be NOM
berof the Society of Friends, sends to a
ladies' magazine copy of verses which
commence thus:
as dearest come Kiss me ;smy lips are yet warm,
And mybesomst pants from the clasp Of thine arm;
The blood dances wildly through eaoh tnrooplng
Bl,t:I droop OH drOop for thy kisses again
To which the truant Romeo is said to
have responded as follows:
.sJee-roos-alon,l dearest, 1 dart like a fish;
My lips shall with kisses respond to thy wisn
j
But Ill stop thee from dropping with kisses again.
IDLENEss- dleness is the bane of body
and mind, the nurse of naughtiness, the
step-mother of discipline, the chief author
of all mischief, one: Of the seven deadly
sins, the. cushion on which the devil chiefly
sleposes, and a great cause not only Of
melancholy, but of many diseases; for the
mind is naturally active, and, if it bc not
occupied about some honest business, it
Aashes into mischief, or sinks into melan-
4 oly.-Bnt0n.
General in the Russian service having
Very long Polish name, the Emperor
asked him, good humoredly:
HPray, General, what is your name?"
The General repeated to him the whole
name thus-Ablampakcusslopwitch.
aWhy,n said the Emperor, ;'Satan him
self never had such a name"
81 should presume not, Sir, replied the
General, for he is relation of mine"
To PRESERVE. EaGs FRESH A YEAR
Mix a handful of unslacked lime with the
same quantitysof salt, in three gallons of
water; frstpack the eggs, with the small
end down, with some shayings to keep
them down, and pour the mixture over
them; be sure mono of IL re cracked.
The following lines, found written in a
hymn book, which its owner had. incau-
tiously left in her pew, in church 81
look in vain-he does not come dear, dear,
what shall / do? I cannot listen as 1
ought, unless he listens too. Ho might
have come as we'll as not What plaques
the fellows are; I'll bet he's fast asleep at
home, or smoking q cigarl"
aUnion is not always strength, as the
sailor said when he saw the purser mixing
his rum with water.
off an earthquake were to engulph
England tomorrow said Douglas Jer-
rold, "the English would manage to meet
and dine somewhere among the rubbish,
lust to celebrate the event"
Douglas Jerrold, on hearing pretty Miss
- mentioned, praised her early beauty.
ashe was lovely little thing" he said,
"when she was bud, and before she was
q blouen.'"
THE IMPOSSIBLE WIsH.-A young man,
very much given to pleasure, standing by
st. Ambrose and seeing his excellent
death, turned to other young men by him,
and said, "Oh that I might live with
you, and die with him I"
WATcnFUL OF FAULTs.-You will per-
haps be amazed when tell you that it is
not SO necessary to watch agains51 crimes
as asagainst faults which may~appear to us
small sntsslE4E-an and different nt-Chrysostom-
INaRAT1TuDE-An ungratcful man is
detested by all, every one feels hurt
by his conduct, because it operates to
throw damper upon generosity, and he
is regarded as the common injner of all
those who stand in need of assistance
Cicero.
WORTH NOT B1RrH-Aristolte hearinga
man boast that he was a native of a famous
and mighty city, told him, "That does
not signify so much; the question is, are
you worthy of such city?"
LICE ON CArrLE-Take a white oak
bark, boil it in matchmaking strong
decoction: wash the animal on the back
and on the sides. In twenty four hours