The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1860-03-29
GRAEN.

Mrs, Darlington thinks that the pillars O.
Liberty are stuffed with the feathers of the Am
erican Eagle.
"A writer, dwelling npon the Importance o.
small things, says that he always takes note even
OF straw. Especially perhaps, (adds another
writer) if there's julep at one end oft.
NEW M ODE OF KILLING FLEs.-Place the
terocious animal on smooth board, and pen him
in with a hedge of shoemaker's wax, then as
soon as he becomes quiet, commence reading to
him the doings of Cangress during the present.
session, and in five minutes he will burst with
indignation.
-"Why in such a hurry 2" said man to an
acquaintance. Sir, he replied, II have bought
new bonnet for my wife, and fear the fashion
may change before l get home"
An individual was arrested the other day
while endeavoring to pick gentleman's pocket
He said he wasn't used to the business and was
just trying to get his hand in.
Taylor says courtships are the sweet and
dreamy thresholds of unseen Edens where hall
the world has passed in couples, and talked in
whispers under the moonlight, and passed on
and never returned
AS Claude Rs wife sat quietly in the
twilight, fellow stole behind her and kissed her.
"Is it Claude ?" she asked hurriedly, "No, dear
madam" A moment afterward he was heard to
exclaim, ooh, yes, am clawed now-indeed ]
am.
We are often told to moderate our grief for
the loss of those toward whom it would have
been called cold hearted even to have talked of
moderating our love and yet one is scarcely
less difficult than the other.
M hoe Ioo,
for striking stranger with an axe. He SAYS he
didn't know but the stranger was rebber He
didn't know, and so he a1ed him.
The following toast was recently given at a
supper at Peterborough, N. Y:
Woman-Without her Adam would not have
staid in Paradise over night; with her the wide
world is Paradise.
"A lady asked gentleman what she should
wear at ball ; to which he replied, eff to be
fashionable, little or nothing"
-"Ah," said an Englishman the other day.
81 belong to country on which the sun never
sets" "And ]" said Yankee, ''belong to a
country of which there can be no correct map
it grows SO fast that surveyors can't keep up
with it."
IF you ever think of marrying widow my
son." said anxious parent to his heir, ''select
only way to prevent her throwing his memery
in your face and making annoying comparisons.
even that won't prevent exclaimed a crus.
ty old bachelor ''she'I praise him, and say hang
ing would be too good for you.
True gentility is neither in BIRTH fashion,
wealth or manner-but in the mind. A high
sense of honor, determination never to take a
mean advantage of another, an adherence to truth
dehcacy, politeness towards those with whom
we have no dealings, are its essential character
is tics
The TERM Waffle plural style Of speak.
ing (we) among kings was begun by King John
of England, A. D. 1119. Before that time SOW
ereigns used the singular person in their edicts.
The German and French sovereigns followed the
example Of King John in 1900 When editors
first begun to say ''we" zoe do not know.
HATRED-An envious name theme for
devils the parent of envy, jeslously and rage.E