The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1860-09-13
Thines Wise and Otherwise.


The ocean. which is forever sounding, some
times gets sounded.
The man who bent matrinony,
Strengthened up aitcrw ards.
The poor fellow who couldn't hold his own
has been arrested for taking that of others.
If dress makes the men what does the tailor
make From ten to twenty 10 .lais .rcht, Io sai.9
The love of pleasure tcirayS Us into pain auI
many man, through iotc 81 .in.e, becomes in:a-
nous
=" have not loved li.i,,' as tho nan ID
when he married widow So ae ming tii.,c .,..u.e
pounds.
"A man in louisville ;nfeli,ile. ly l.,y',
vengeance, saved himself q Cow -,.c ~ u,.n-,
c"Ii--k IA. lie s;.l away.
Counting two girls at once may he very pleas
ant business, if one of them does not find it out.
In liat case one had better vacate at short nOtice
Woman has many advantages over man one
OF them is that his will has no 90 Grafton till he is
dead whereas hers generally takes effect in her
lifetime.
Various animals lend their mite to make up
English woris-e. g., Enlargement, dog-mltism,
Category, ero-nolog' pas Unanimous, dac-tility,
and rat ifcaton =
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given: :" The Editor and the Lawyer-the devil
Is satisfied with the copy of the former, but re
quires the original of the latter
An advertisement of cheap shoes and fancy
arricl es in paper has the following noia
bs"d: n. B.-ladics wishing those cheap shoes,
Will do well to call soon, as they rU not last long"
The seronaut, La Mountain, in his recent ex-
cursion from Troy, was accompanied by Young
lady named Moss. We will venture to say that
no moss was ever before discovered cneine to
mountain so high up
-Whttevcr your profession or clIYlovfnri.. may
be- u Is fir less offensive and WISER too, honestly
too smell OF the shop, than to cover yours lrniih
odor. ana essences which, only half di1 ,,ng /,
make more disagrecabie misture.
A traveller passing through " esion. near
Brdgewater, seeing a sign over the door with this
one word, "Aeorsqrdere," hc called to the wom-
all to enquire what she sold, when she sand she did
not sell anything, but that -. CUES were cured
here
-Goodness Is goodness, find It where we nav
"A vineyard exists for the purpose of purturing
vines, but he would be a strange vinedresSer who
denied the reality of grapes because they mad ri
pened under less genial soil, and beyond the pre-
clncts of his vineyard.
WASrED.--A crumh from the crust Of the earth.
A rock from the ruins OF humanity.
seed from the apple OF an eye.
bone from the elbow of stove pipe.
A toe from the foot of mountain
-Diddler invited two or three to take a drink,
and was telling big stories about himself "Come"
said one of the party. " YOU have told us what
You can do now tell us what YOU cannet do"
ell, that's easily done" replied Diddler. g"
can't pay for the drinks YOU ha. e Just hadn
Tom, during his late tour to Niagara. in COM
panv with SMASH saw an Indian hewing = small
piece oil timber, with view to making canes
" Pray, sir" said Smash, ''to what tribe do Won
belong :" "The Chip-a-way tribe" rcplied the
Indian, without looking up to give his interroca-
tor one smile
"A school boy being asked to define the word
admission said it meant twenty-five cents.
twenty -hve cents " echoed the schoolmas.er
what sort of n definition do YOU call that p,
don't know" sulkily replied the boy. but I'm
sure u says so on the adv ertsement for the SHOW"
Yes, said another boy, and children half
price" nun
"A Western paper. chronicng The lamentable
occurrence of staging attached 20 n church bainsr
blown down, very fecEngly remarks ave are
very happy to state that over twenty naonlo w.,
brought suddenly to the ground safe. and one MAN
Mr.. wilkins, got his neck broke. MIR. w w,s an
estIinatle young man, and the father of n rood
many children, besides a large farm well stacked
He was fatally injured.
A pious Irishman living in = uo;o,l.on,,,..
town, says the Brighton Reporter. not lonp since n
exhorting in conference meeting. sinners to ro
pent, let his remarks take an anaogical turn.
" Me beloved friends" sand Pat, all cannot he
parts of the same building. Some have To he nos,s
some rafters, etc. and, me friends. If there mere
not already too many sopers in this house. I rould
be o'Ii'n' to be a sisper (sleeper) meseif."
Why was Fetrarch more barIarously treated
by his mistress than any bard before his time ,
Because he the poet Laura-a ate
If tree were to break window what would
the window say Ire mend Us
What is the worst kind of fare for a man 10 live
on Warfare.
When is a sailor not sailor When lac is a
board