Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1860-1862, 1860-09-18
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u he state Fair--Letter from a Vfcrfm

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The state Fair--Letter from a Vferfm,
jfesrs. Elders DAILY Patre, x..
/ Gent, Deer Sef:ECihis farst SWebsdy
I've bad fore men-aul loryers-up at the
stsitHybry reeding the book their to sea eff
pan kea Bsettssh. In bis6sa or dlodds6l
histry which has bin was treted then me,
whiteh they Good MT fine no setch
man.. I've bin wus sreted nor a dorg ort to
bee, an that two by the Agricultural Buro
larst weak at the Staff Fore: as follows, viz:
As yew're sWear r'vs gotta .ddg.E As
yew re fertilizer awear that dorg is the moast
vallybul anymil of his speshes. As yew air,
if poserbaI. lstil ..fetsheE awesr, 4 tuck that
:dprg ont too the Fare larst weak to enter
him for PREMIUM. When got to the Fare
with my vallybul dorg, which is brindle
kur Idorg and with 500S dollers, in won
Of the 10 sent omOny buses / tuck my dorg
to Mt. Elpea Wilyums. which is cecketerry
of the Buro. aa tole HIM Yanted toIenteri
dorg for PREMIUM. which he sed their
warn nun offered anx ne dergs. Now, gems,
| warn't too no if dorgs aint animil? L
they faint, what in the naim of komon cents
is ,hay?5 Z hafsalle kEvestion. ] say .lif dpEgs,
amt q animil, what is thay? wood rally like
too no .yhot a.doEg air if. he amt. l pee.
zoOHi he eecketery of he Bur6 thinks a
dorg's q1odrooped. Admitting for the
saik Of argument dorsiis quodroopcd-co
is hos, co.'s a mnilr co.'s kow, CO is
trrky, CO Is dux and chkins. an ANT premy-
ums offered for HOSES & muils & kows 4 tur-
'ikys & dux2 Toby show: then why amt TRAY
oferd foU dorgs.. whifeh 4 lweefasnf giYs ny
dorg fur aul the bosses and kows &soforlh
at the Fare. finely tole The ceckeferry 10
ENTER my d9rg among the artiekles in Florel
Haul & wood ofer a speshal premy um of
elFet kup for The bess ,dorg. The. eecketerry
then enterd my dorg & tuck my dorg 10
F'fordI Haul & tide him to the legg ola shore
kase in the secon slowly Of the bilFd;ng up
stares, & then went out & tole evry. boldly !.
which had a dorg that i was gwine to Offer a
speshhl premgum for the beSSs dorg >! swalea.
AMI d az twell neerly mite, bntt. nobody brort
no dorg. Sso the, fIst day their warn't no
kompetishon in dorgs. Jest befo niie L went
to Florol Haul & tole the EdOre1kaner as Po-
IiehtIy as new how L was gwine shns,m X
wanted to talk my Ankle hoam, when, sers,
was Terry poligttly tole that know ariickle
Good bee tuck away from Inc fhstitooshnh an
twill The Fare was over, Now, sers, what
sort of konduck was that which to lreet a
ientlem man? tole him muss hav my artiekle;
butt be sed it was agin Che roofs of The insti- |
tooshum. I remarkt dam yore roofs, & had |
like to hay had got nockd down for the re- |
mark. So aul Good doc was too go too won |
of the resterraws & perchous a cupple of |
jinger kaiks and feed my dorg 4 let him stay !
their aul mite. What sort of korduck was |
that for man whctch was pade too keep
dore at fare? l konfes Il was dizgusted & |
aulso madd q was mo nor ever satisfae that |
the Staff Fare is a WIS. humbugg nor the |
prints of humbugg hisself.
When I went back mex day to fede my pore |
loRg q worter him, & sea if their was any |
in dorgs, the man at the dore |
wanted to pollygize for his konduck by telling |
me he aid n'tlno pYartiekfe wassa dorg, elss
he'd let me tuck him hoam. He wood, |
wood he. Setch explenashun was kalke- |
lated TO maik the mater wus, and so it did.
But, gents, emasin my horror & shagreen
when l foun thay had diskivered my article |
was a dorg after ] left, Witch tuck to. hpwlia.
tremeLjus, and turnd him luse = And, sers, |
| haint seen Thar nor hide of that yallybul-l
dOrg cents Whot sort of konduck was that |
Tor a agrykulchral and makanicle sosierty to |
let man at dore doc? Hang aul such So
sierteys say eye. A agry kulehral buro that |
has MT cents anuff to Offer a premyur1 for |
aafgsi & when a man has. a yallybnI dorg 81 |
Offers a speshal PREMIUM for the bess dorg q |
the man at thc.dore won t! let him take his |
artickie hoam at mite -becaws he potends he |
did MT no the article was a dorg & turns the |
dorg luse & lets him git stole. it ort TO be in
lighted for newsants. Ears has to bee put |
in the hans of men hoo no how to konduck |
fairs, or thay4 amt no oeeunt. 1 could talk
the Staff Fare d maik if Civ mo ginral sattis-j
fackslion in won ear than it now doc in TO. |
Ii the fust phase, wood Offer hansum pre-
myum for dorgs. In the mex phase, the
oners wood bee alond TO take. his artickles j
hoam at mite and tede him. 3thly, dorgs |
turnd 1use and lost the Buro shood indemny-
ply the oners for the los. of him, which the
Bhfo' has positively re1uzed to
me for the los. of my dorg.
4 forthly, nobody that -enterd articl1les |
shoold have no. cawsto grumbulI about not |
Citing no blew .ribbip@ Sieh amt. Che kase
now, & sore the Fare from FIST TO 1arst is a
nizzerbui hum1agg in kopsekents, and as
ar me wash my hans of it fur gud & aul. |
wood MT a lost that dorg fur apl the far fares
n Krfstindum. Pleas puncterfy x korect |
pad sIieling & obieeze, ~ s.i5a
Yores respeckfy,
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