The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1860-10-18
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The man who lost in sluuber, found his way
cut on night mare
As a general rule, a fashionable beau, like bow
in the sky, can't make both ends meet
IL is much to be feared that the glass offsshiOn'
is the wine glass.
1t is said that the acknowledged right of editor
kiss pretty girl sight, is part of the . iber
ty Of the press
What good would centuries do the man who only
knows how to waste his time'
al do declare Fan, you're pretty enough TO eat.'
"Well, Charles, amt eating as fast L can,' re-
piled Fan, with her mouth full.
Probably the reason why so little written in
the Dark Ages that people couldn't see TO write
One Of the latest poems of Gen. g. T. Morris, closes
with the following exquisite gush OF sentiments
love the night when the sheens bright
or flowers that drink the dew;
"r% FauS ssS1si aes :3g. s as oa cf bae 5s. peep
But dearcr Ear than moon or star,
Or flowers Of gaudy hue
Or n,urrnuring thrills Of ulou riIIs.
bve, love, Ipve-yOu"
TIE Tdhlef relates anecdOte illustrative OF hav-
ing learned the Catechism to n child wandering IN
darkness. \ lady observing little girl apparently
lost in the streets, accosted her with the question OF
Whose child you - - Child of wrath, ma am.
cried the little urchin. dropping curtesy as IT ad-
dressing the parsOn. The lady resumed, and said +:
Where were you born:'' Born in sin, ma am, per-
severed the diminutive theoogian
Through every part of my literary career, have
felt pinched aud hamperei at my own Ignorance"
This car.Iid and sad confession Of Sir Walter Scott
in hi. biography i one OF those rare examples Of
honest self humiliation, which might be initiated
with profit BY thousands Of later authors
printer not long since. having been fiuug by his
sweeiheart went the office 10 commit suicide with
the shooting stick" Tine thing wouldn't 90 Oh
The - devil wishing pacify him told him to go
into the sanctum where the editor writing duns
60 denquent subscriber He says that picture OF
despair re-concie,l him TO his fate
PREvExTtox or ANrs-Ny landIady informs me
thar she wis greatly troubled formerly with ants 'u
fTNtE Isl
but vicfual-: hut that the accidental breaking Of a
bottle Of spirits o. clppbor the cupboard cleared
them all She considers camphor a sure remedy
agliust IN all cupboaris- safes daIries closets
&c. " ~ill not cr-t much 20 try tt-
The following paragraph = floating around Men
OF business iu-t cut and paste II IN your hat.
or over Jour desk
S1me 4,v they etnnot affori To advertise In this
country where everybody reals the newspapers. the
must be dull inieei who does not see that these
are the cheapest and best mediums through which he
speak the public, where be L TO hnd custom
ers-Put the appearance ci business anu eehsI-
ally the reality will follow The farmer plants MS
seeds and while he i sleeping his corn and potatoes
are growing. So with advertising while You are
sleeping or eating conversng with one set OF GUS
toners, your advertisement is being read by nun
dreis and thousands of persons, who never saw yOu
heard Of your business, and never would had II
not been for your advertisement in the newspaper
SALADS AND SUMMER oURs.--Physiologca research
establishes the fact that acids promote the separs
from the system thus preventing fevers, the prevail
ing diseases Of All fevers are g Bilious
that Is the bile - IN the blood. Whatever Is anita
gOnistie Of fever Is cooling. IL Is n common saying
that fruits COOLING, and also berries of every
description it Is because the acidity which they
contain aids in separating the bile from the blood
Hence the great yearniug for greens, and lettuce,
and salads in the early spring, these being eaten
with vinegar hence also the taste for something
sour, for lemOnades. attack of fever But
this being the case, IL is easy to see that We nufy
the good effects OF fruits and berries in proportion as
We them with sugar. or even with sweet milk or
cream. If we eat them in their natural state fresh
ripe perfect it is almost impossible to eat too many
eat enough to hurt especially if we eat them
alone. not taking any liquid with them whatever
Hence also is buttermilk or even common milk pro-
motive Of health in summer time. Sweet milk tends
to biliousness in seentary people sour milk IS an
tagons.ic. The Greeks and Turks are passionately
fond Of milk The shepherds use rennet, and the
milk dealers alum, to make il sour the sooner But
termik acts ike uatermelons ON the system-HaL s
Journal Of Health.