Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1860-09-13
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The RNieku5Oeker MagaciHe Ia, the fol-
losing ,whieh /. not bad, either as story or
sspeech
Daring the eIciiiog campaign Of 1855 10
Illinois, 3 promiuen, politician made = dis
uniou speech at Quiacy Al sf be Was through
aud befarc the crowd dispersed man Who
styled bimself The Aforesaid NJ. D. uas
called for. III va. lifted upon The platform,
so elevated that be could potstaaI uitbou.
holding on to something lie said
'Geu'ismeu aud ladies, you're taIkip' OF
dissolvin' the Union you can do il: If you
60 to-you can't doitl Tbar's that are
Gag a.wvin' up thar, called the Star Span.
glsd Banner how ye A~g ia to divide that
an! Are ye a.goiu to give the stars to IL q
NOTf aud tao stripes 10 >oaf! No sir.rse /;
the lhiog cant be did (Cheers)
And thar's that good old toou thst the
b,uds A-playin' out tbsr, called Yankee Doc
die how ye go!n' To- divide that eh1 Are
yea goin' TO give tho Yapkae TO ,be Norf
aud Do lie t. he SOnR No sir>ree the
thing cant be did (Chees)
And thar's that stream Of water a-runpin'
down thar called the Father o. Waters, how
are ye s.gOiu' 20 divide that! Are We aRoin
10 dam il up With MA.on aud Dixou's Line
| cay you can't do that tLiog Wal, you
cant tCbeersl
Aud thars the railroad lyiu' out thar ye
are A>Roin' 70 divide t+Gt IN are ye G.Roip'
Co tie It up With Mason aud Di1on's Lio. 2
You cant 30 it! tCheersl
And thar's al tac fast horses Siaudin'
rouud here boS Sc s-goirg' to divide ibsrul
old horses Are ye -go,n' to run 'em Norf
and run en- Suuf, sud run sm East, and run
EN- West (Ch,efsl
And tbsrs Nll the handsome wimmin
round here, how are 20 s-goin to divide
them A'e ye a-goiu' TO give the old ones
20 the Norf and the young ones 70 she SouR
Waai YOU don't II you 20 TO thunder you
cant do 1t Immense chesriogl
And thAt's all the fsaIhersd tribe and 9th.
er birds a-hyin about he,s aud chickens ard
egs'-nssts, ADD the yallsr l-g, Gnd the black
legs bow sou goin' 70 divide them eh -
Are you g,in 70 give tho pallets to The Norf
snd the cocks TO the Stuff Tire mendou.
cheering
Our reporter could bear no NOR. for the
roar o. laughter Whleh susuod, 80 the Doc
tor. o'V'i "a aud zen frou the platform.
nr Good evening Mi" Brovn very
'YerJ
L,ps' very much like storm.
Are you veil this Svsnisg''
Very
Your fa.ber. SEX
Very
Your mother looks smart
Very
Poo my honor muitersd PluRRin, 10
himself - he lsis the shows LADY .sbss IT.
vs,N'' Mi's ever .ss
uD-Duuug On examination a medical stu
dent Wss ask,d tte q Ios,iou.
WheD does mobilization snsue = replied
'Wbsn YOU pop The question and are sssssr.
ntAn editor 81 = diubsr-tablo being ask.
ID u be- you'd take some pgddiag, replied, IL
&c u Abstraction.
Ow'ug % q eroEj % oibsr matter. W arc
uasblo 70 d1d room f'rit
nl~Tbs boy vbo Va, ssurh, lo,Fisv Il,
20 We % ufe. has been arrested fJr ifyiug q,
zee The sbgv without psyipg
EFA dosn-sast editor ssys b. b, seen
tbs contfvaoos our lasyers uss vhsn ibsy
garm up vith zoe subjects lie saysuiss
glass 'ooe''o, and holds sbosi pist
~ De Quincy bs'ag s,kei uby Their.
we're wors vousn than men replied
~ Isin conformity sith ths arrangement,
Of Nsiars uc slEays see more Of He,yss
Than Earth
fS There "a mao 10 Dorkiag 90 polite.
that be Invariably says whsa passing h.p
90 Der nest.
Does raise, maan
80 Nsvai architsols ere discussins a..
question shat sh ps 10 best fofa vesssl
Undoubtedly % sbould Be- sbip.sbsps
HD-Tbs Richmond Dispsiob', .eoous, n
slave eon'Pifaey ia HslfaE Coaty, Va 10
pronounced - su.irely uutrus
n1-Fau is Eortb more phy,is. ssd uho.
ever ioesnts Or discovers see ssssss Of sus.
ply deserves 1ao name Of pablis bssslss.
tsr.
Ws-Tbs mao who planted hius.lf On A,
COED isisotioa hes nos ysi sprou,ss.