Weekly Trinity journal., 1860-11-03


Al larst I'VE had interview with the Priuce.
tho it pnty nigh cost me my valcrabc lie. |
cawt glimps Of him as he snt on the Pi2arro Of
the hotel in Sarnia, d elbnWed myself threw a
crowd of wmmin, chdron. eGirrs & lnjuns that
was bangin round the tavern. | was drawn near
10 the Prince nhrn rd fasrd man in Milling
terry close grabd holt OF me aud axrd ME where ]
was goin all so bold
ITO see Albert Edard the Prince of Wales !"
SEE | a who De you ?"
He sed he was Kurnal Of the Seventy Fnst
Regiment, Her Majesry's troops. | told him
hoped the Seventy Onesters was in good hrlth,
and was passin by when he erased hold Of me
agin, and srd in tone Of indig"nt curprise:
"What Impossible! 1t kannOt be! Blarst
my hize, sir. did undcrstau yu to say that you
was actooaly goin into the presents OF his Royal
Iniss?
HThais what's the matter with me-" replied.
Bnt barst my hiz", sir its unprecedented.
It's orinl, sir. Nothn' like it hain't happened
fins the Gun Powder Plot of Guy Forks. Ow-
dashus man, who are you -
SIR sez !, DROWN myself up * putin on a
defiant air, line "A AmcrJcan stteIzen. My
name is Ward Ime husband d the father OF
twins, which Ime happy TO state they look like
me. BY perfeshnn line exhibitor OF wax works
and SIGH"
Good God - yelled the Kurnal, "the idee
Of an exhibitor of wax fggrrs goin into the
well roar with rage at the thawt!f
Sez l. "Spcakin Of the British Lion, knrnal,
Idp like TO make bargain with you fur that
beast fur few weeks 10 add to my Show |
did,n't meen Doihin By this only grttin
oIf gonk, bnt yon orter hav seen the old Knr-
nal jump up howl. lie actooally fome at the
mowlh."
"1bi> CANT be real he showtcd g No, no.
It's a hcrrid dream. Sir, yon air not human
ben yen hev no rXiscns--yurr Il Myth -
"Wall." so |, "ol1 hoes, ynle find me a
rnther Uncomfortable Myth ef you punch my
inards in that way agin.' | began 10 get little
ried, for when he called me a Myth he puncht
me purity hard The Kurual now oommenst
sh0wlin for the Seventy Onrsters. | at fust
thaNt lde stay and become a Marer to British
Outraic, as sieh "a course mite git my name up q
be IA COED advertisement iur my show, but it oc-
CURED TO me that If any OF the Seventy OnosterS
sbonld happen 10 insert harrnnet into my stun.
mick. it mite be onIfeasuul IL | was on the pint
OF Ipnn prG when be Prince hisSrf KUN up and
aXrd me what the matter was. ScZ !, Albert
Edard, hears my krerd | cum to pay my
respecks to the tnter King OF Ingland. The Kur-
nal of the Seventy OnesteIs herr is ruthrr smawl
per'aters, but OF course you amt To blame fur
that. Ile puts on so many airs as tho he war the
Bully Boy with the glass eye"
"Never mind" sez Albert Edard, lime glad
tu see you, Mister Ward, at all events" a. he
tux my hand so phsunl like d larfed so sweet
that fell in love with him at onct He handid
me seRar q we sot down on the PiZarro & com.
menst snokin rite cheerful.
Wall,' SCI Albert Edard, hows the old
folks?"
al Her Majesty & the Prince are we'll" he sed
"Dnz the old man take his lager beer regu-
lar ~ inquired
The PRINCE larfcd & intimated that the old
man didn't let many kegs of that beveridge spile
iu the s"llar in the coarse of year. We sot g.
tawked there sum time about matters d things,
IL limrhy / axtd him how he liked bein Prince
as fur as he'd go.,
"To speak plain, Mister Ward" he sed, "
dome much like it. / IN sick of all this bowin'
~ scrapin d crawlin q hurrain over IA boy like
me. wood rather 90 threw the country quietly
d ENJOY myself in my own way, with the other
boys, and not be made a Show Of TO be garped al
by eveI3 3hoAy When the people cheer me / feel
pleased. fur know they meen it, bnt il these one
boss ot1isbuls Good know how | see threw all THEN
moves and understand exackly what they air af
ter. khowcd how larit at em in private, thayt
stop kissn my hands d inwnin over me as the,
now do. But you know, Mister Ward, can
help being Prince must do all | kin 70 fl
myself int The p rslslun must sunlime 0ckepy ;
That troo,' So !, " sickness aud the DOCTOR
wiz cary The Queen OF one Of these dase, suEe'
yer horn"
The time haven arove fur me to take nv de
parltr, rose up and SD: Albert Edard
must go. but pitvus III doin so | will obsarve
THAI ynn SCOT me. Yonr good feller, Albert
Edard, q tho llne agn Princes gineral thing
must say ! Ike The cut Of yure Glib. When
you git tu be King try and be as good man as
yure mother has bin. BE Just d be jenerus, es
pethnily to show meG, who hev alters bin aboozed
SINS Me days OF Moab, who was the fust man tC
60 into the MenageIy bizness, & ef the daily pa
pers OF bis time air tu be bleeved Noahs col
lecktbun OF litin Wild beests beet ennything evei
10 | n.,i Inl 4 IL ~.
was ahead OF mine. Albert Edard, adoo ~
TUX his hand Hhc ch he shook warmly, q Civ
him pcrpetocal fice pars to my show, 81 also
parses to take btm N" for the Queen a. Old Albert,
4 put on my iat AID walkt away.
" Mrs. Ward, lsollerqaiztd, as walkt along,
Irs Ward, Il ysu could see your husband now,
jest az he proudly goes from The presents Of the
future King Of lGgiahd, you'd be sorry yon called
him Beest jest Ltcags he come home tired one
nile and wanted 10 20 TO bed without taking off
bis boots. fcn'd be sorry for lryn tu deprive
your husband q lie priceless Boon of liberty,