The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1860-03-28
What a Lady Thinks of Hairy
Faces.

What a Lady Thinks of Hairy
Faces.
A female writer in Xenia, Ohio, is
making acrusade against hairy faced
men Hear her:
What expression of kindness and
mild humanity can be observed in a
face covered with hair from the nose
down? Not any. AS well might a
poor rat look in the grizzly muzzle of
Scotch terrier for mercy, when about
to be caMght in his crushing jaws, as
TO look For an expression Of humaa
kindness and sympathy in the face of
hirsute man
We can appreciate the value of a
smile. It lightens up the countenance
with adjoining sweetness, indicates a
kind heart, aud radiates gladness to
the heart of others, encourages the
Responding, soothes the afflicted, cheers
the sorrowing, disarms wrath, and kind
les up genial sympathy and reciprocal
regard But smile cannot drop out
from the face of man bearded and
mustached like the pard.n You sup
pose, from the agitation of tall grass,
that some animal was crawling through
it. So You may infer from the whis-
kers of hair that smile was burrow-
ing along there somewhere out. of
sight. The smile of such a man can
not be distinguished from the grin of
a ribbed-nose baboon, which had burnt
its mouth with hot chestnut.
The lips are capable of indicating
variety of passions and. emotions.
They can express kindness, good hui
NOR, sweetness Of dispositi n, sorrow,
frmness and decision of character, or
they manifest, scorn, contempt, disdain,
loathing, anger, and threaten like load
ed revolvers The chief expression of
the best traits in Napoleon's nature
were in his mouth and chin, which he
could clothe with so much sweet, win
ming, mute, persuasive eloquence as
TO render his look irresistible. But
when his lip and chin are covered with
hair you might as we'll look for an ex-
preston in the nose of bank swal-
low 10 a gully, overhung with turf of
grass
The passions and affections have
their pales in the face, firmness in the
upper lip, mirthfnlness near the cor
ner of the mouth, and the affections in
the edges of the lips, etc hence the
philosophy and delight of kissing the
more intense the passion, the more
soul-thfilling and enrapturing the kiss.
Beholdlthat lovely woman, with form
shaped by the band of harmony,
regular features under clustering ring
let's bright eyes beaming with intelli-
gence, we'll arranged pearly teeth,
soft and delicate skin, mouth like Gu
bids bow, neck like ivory, bosom
like alabaster and the swelling undu-
lations of love like snow, her lips like
two rosebuds, moist with the morning
dew, and her cheeks
When the live crimson thro' the native while
Shooting DER the face, diffuses bloom,
And every nameless grace
Radiant in beauty, she is surrounded
by an atmosphere of love, as rose
exhales fragrance. Just think of one
of those hairy faced fellows attempting
to kiss her-see him pulling up his
chevanax-defrise of bristles to reveal
his wild, beast looking cavernous slit
of a'month it's abomniable. the idea
is disgnsting-get out-scat
"Give me an ounce Of civet. good apothecary,
to sweeten my Imagination
Whom do moustaches and boards be-
come /? Brigands, privateers, fillibus-
tiers, and especially professional exc
cutioners. Jack Ketched, the hang
man, would effectually conceal all ex-
pressions- causing him to look as grim
and unrelenting as Teach, in whose SER
vice he officiates.