Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1860-10-22
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"A woman's forte-the piano-forte.
The glass of fashionable wine-cup,
An unwelcome cup-the hic-cup.
Motto for hosiers--sock il to him.
The only genuine comforts Of domestic
life-coverlets.
"A "massa" the Southern negroes don't
like. Massachusetts.
The sweetest Of women are but dulcet
(dull set)
How cana man give promise and keep
at the same timer
"A cursory view of life dining ex-
istence. .ffE..
The chap who fell into error was lifted
out by the lever Of public opinion.
"A motto rarely remembered by the night
police-keep watch and ward.
-Inanimate things rarely dance; yet we
have often seen the straws (Strauss) waltz.
"A graceless wretch says he would rather
see than hear bellies peel.
The habits of horses and the hearts of
women are often broken by bride.
why was General Walker like shot
woodoock2 Because he died game.
Where should vulgar parvenus take
up their abode? AT Cape Cod.
There is little difference often between
satin dresses and Satans dresses.
1t is only natural that the ton of society
should have weight in the community.
Running against time-Rushing into
watch-makers window.
Why is happiness like small British
coinP Because it is far-thing.
How to prevent woman from weep
ing--dam her eyes. ...
IA de-canter often causes the galloping
consumption.
"A marine phrase of warning for pu-
| gilists-Breakers O head.
"A woman without faults would be more
unlovable than one with thousand.
The moral of an experience is often the
mar-an of its pleasure.
Women are always constants constant
annoyance.
What European city should loquacious
people visit? Pausihppo.
complain of having no neigh-bors.
Why is kissing ones cousin like half
bootP Because it is a bus-kin.
In life, instead of hueing it with the
rainbow, we should hew it with practical
ity.
1t is a melancholy reflection that every
mold of form must soon become form Of
mold.
The advantage of using lorgnette Il
gaze at pretty women is that, in despite o
themselves, it draws them nearer to you.
True love is as effective cure of matri.
mony as matrimony is cure of love. He
who loves is no longer married.
Judging the world by its professions,
we are forced to believe that peoples hearts
often bleed for poverty when their purses dc
not. RIA
Take care of the cents, is a thrifty
maxim. We hav0noticed that scents usu
. ally take air Of themselves.
The same thing called by different name
becomes different. Few people dislike
a crab; yet all have horror of a cancer.
When q woman, whoever she may be
violates propriety, she changes her name
she then becomes Miss Demeanor.
Whatever opinion may be held of the
wisdom of causing the deluge, no one car
deny it was waste of water.
"A sentimental swain who heard bevy
of beautiful and interesting women in con
versation, quoted Moore:
s.Those evening bells, those evening bells,
How sweet tale their music tellsl"
No difference can be greater than tina
between perfect woman and woman whC
is perfect.
Some persons prefer acting rudely II
being polite, because, we suppose, they havt
prospect of obtaining boot for their con
duct.
"A woman is willing to admit of he
piano what she will not of herself-that
is forte.
4 The reason that humanity is always S
: selfsh-Because no ones heart is in th
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