The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1860-05-09
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-"HUsEAxD, / don't know where
that boy got his bad temper; | am sure
hot from me" mo, my dear, for
don't think You have lost any"
THE light fantastic tow-A steam
tug towing u sail boat.
-PRENTICE thinks the democracy bet
ter nominate Heonan for President, as
he is their strongest man.
IL woman could talk out of the
two corners of her mouth at the same
time, there would be gaod deal s. i'd on
both sides.
You may outlaw the friend of
truth, but truth remains; YOU may
humble the poet the artist, and the
Christian, but you cannot debase poetry,
or art, or Christianity.
AK urchin hearing some gentleman
nj his fathers table discussing the maxim,
AN, honest man is the noblest work OF
God said no knew it wasn't true, for
his mother was bettor than any man.
--THE fellow who tried to get up q
concert with the band of his hat, is the
same genius who. few weeks since,
played upon the affections ola lady.
AN eminent iurist was once asked
what an al,5i was. He replied that II
was he ~ VttcA many rascols escaped
Justice!
Miss, may | see you home sad
Young man to fit. No, sir, was the
short reply. 'Oh, don't mean now, but
some Other night, when l can't so any
where else
AN editor ont west admonished p
bore who had sat in his. sanctum two
mortal long hours: 4 wish, friend, you
would do as my poor fire is dong
How is that {! asked the other.
why, sir it is going ont replied the
eiitor.
"A SAILOR Icing BROUGHT before
magistrate for beating his wife, the JUS
tce attempted to reason with him and SO
reach his heart.
'Whv, Jack, this is net like a true
hearted snilor. to beat his wife. Besides,
Won ought to know that she, as the scrip
lures say, is the weaker vessel
'Thunlerr cried Jack, 'then she ought
not to carry SO much sail
-JoN.THAY said he La two good req
sons for taking to himself. In the first
place, he liked 10 ta'k 10 sensible man,
in the next place, lie liked to hear q sen
sible man talk. 81
Az itinerant phrenologist stopped
ut rustic farmhouse, the proprietor of
which was busiy engaged in thresh-
ing.
I'm phrenologist,' said the visitor,
DO you wish to have me examine the
heads Of your children! will do it up
cheap
r'WaaI,' said the farmer, pausing in
his strokes, 4 rather guess they don't
need it; the old woman combs 'eln w tn a
fine tootl-comb once week.
The Bath Times thinks it is a bad
sign for bachelor lawyer, when he gets
up to speak in Court, to draw a woman's
night cap from bis rocket on which to
wipe his nose, thinking it a white hand
kerchief The strings are apt to be not
iced, and TO awaken unpleasant suspic-
ions.
ALL noble natures are opeful. Tt
is remarkable, that the purest people are
the most charitable. When great sin
occurs, when scandal arises in society. Won
do not find the purest people to have the
most bitter words to say of it. but those
who are mnle on a le,e with the same
ill of sin IRE the most bitter. And
when YOU come, for instance to some no.
ha minded, pure hearted woman, YOU
VIII be sure to fad that the word of char
ity, tho judgement of mercy, and the
heart OF piety, rises above all other i'm
pulses.
"A MAN who get fight ut an election,
saiait was owing 10 his efforts to put
down party spirits