The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1860-01-07

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How to avoid drowning always kssp
your head above wseEsoa-4osL q aloe
eTThe great tribulation Helpers I'm
pending Crisis. es.t
Who beat the frst game. of Pharosh?
Moses. =
wThe poor generally haeM nal
s'airs" y the rich, but Of b.
ca The shortest way 10 : - :.
down his throat. 81
sT II man is fond Of "a law,
they say " he battles in : g. ssts."
rTIt is the best proof ef - ssasfal
family circle to see happy setlle. -
cTTo speak harshly to q person Of SEN
sibility, is like striking q harpsichord with
your fsts.A Hox
There is man in Oxford who lives
20 fast, that be i now absolutely older than
his father. aaa asss $500 s ~,
vW Why is man poking wood Ere like
. rum-seller? BECAUSE te stirs the brand
he-puneAes. .SI(lSlrb
CO Somebody says that Physicians are
the nut-crackers used by angels to get our
souls out tho shell that surrounds Thorn.
sskrmis i B.d.s,. .osd ] jsdgm.s. is u.
ber- the first makes the brightest fame, but
the other gives the most lasting heat.
Sland9s issyi1g from raj and bssaY
tifoi lips sre like FOUL spiders crawling from
the blushing rose.
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Some bachelors Join the army bacaase
they like war, and some married men because
they like peace.
-SeaDdsl, Ike thS Nile, ifed ~ in6u.
Inerable streams; butt is extremely difficult
70 trace i to if sonrce. sryraqnes rxzn XIV
eJrIf drunken man hears buzsing IL
his head, he had better conclude that his
brain is breeding bottle Aies. rSrrvY
eJW We notice the Indies, Tor the winter
style of party dress, are making them much
shorter than usual-at the upper end!-
Lovely creatures-they are becoming eco
nomical.
GT The Mendelsshon Union gave q con.
cert Palace Garden last ,Thursday for the
bsDshe Of tbs desf mutes-who enjoyed it
immensely.
ocY Last winter, it i sid, d COW Aosted
down the Mississippi river On piece Of ice.
and caught such a cold that she has yielded
nothing but ice-cream ever since.e
ca The celebrated Andrsw Marvel, in
bis ironical libel on The press, said "lead,
when moulded, into bullets, is not half 80
mortal as sheu moulded into types"
THumbolt said: "Goyernmsuts. rsiiRs
ion, property, books, are nothing but the
sca8olding to educate man. Earth holds
up to her master no fruit but the finished
mnYJI Il idlJId sl1JE {.
GTA downeast editor says he has seen
the continuance our lawyers use when them
swarm up with the subject" He says it
vas glass concern, and held about a pint.
GTThe earth is kind and tender mother
to the husbandman, and yet at one season
he always harrows her bosom, and at anoth-
or he pulls her ears.
CO Parson Brownlow went to hear
Beecher preach in Brooklyn, 4 He thinks
Beecher is not bad man at heart, and says
his friends in Tennessee, who get to heaven
must not se surprised to find Beecher there.
~An idle man once asked a coal-mer-
chant what d peck Of coal, multiplied BY
eight, divided by four, with ton added to
them, and bushel substracted, would come
to. Ss1fyou burn ,em, said the coal.mer.
chant, "they'll come to ashes.''
The Cuban women have trait Of
character so noble that Madame LIE Vert
declares she cannot refrain from mentioning
1t: "They never speak i'll of each other,
oss always find some palliation f0r the errors
isa 1aE hssr Sasss'ise e SSGHSH
Question-Who first promulgated the
doctrine Of the irrepressible conflict szw
Answer-Thomas Jefferson.
Q.-When and. how did he. promulgats
A. In letter written to friend in 1921.
Q.-What did he say2
y-A.r-'sNothing il more certainly written
IN the book of fate than that these people
NEGRO slaves) are to be free nor is it less
certain that the two forms of society cannot
De perpetuated under the same govern
ment."
Q.-Who next promulgated it?
A.-Henry Clay.
0.-Whan and how did be promulgated
AIN a speech delivered before the
American Colonization Society in 1897.
~Q.-What did he say? ~ AZ =. --
A.-"Until universal darkness and des.
pair shall prevail 1t will be impossibls to
RErREss the sympathies and efforts of free
men in bahalf Of the unhappy portion Of our
race who are doomed to bondage
Q.-Who endorsed Mr.. Clay's remarks !?
A.-Daniel Webster.
sQ.-Who says so
A.-Edward Everett.
Q.-Who nextspromulgated it.?
A.-The Richmond Enquirer, a Demo-
cratic newspaper.
Q.-When did il psomulgats il?
A.-Inthe presidential campaign Of 1856.
Q.-What did it say
1.-Two opposite, and conflicting forms
of.sociA cannoh mn org eivilizsd msn, CO.
sxist'and endure. The one must give way
and cease to exist-the other become uni
versal.
If free society be unnatural, immoral aud
unchristian, it must fall aud give way to
slave socie'y-a social system old % the
world, as universal as man.
Q.-Who next re-stated the factaw
A-NNifliam HsSewafd. E~S -
~es-Wheh, where and how? - -
An speech delivered in Rochester in
1858. -. -, -. -. :.
Q.-What did Ae1sy? &. e
A.-Whilst referring to the collision
which had occurred between the two systems
ekhbos Ia thel United Ststes, he ssid, sslt
(ths colisiss isas irrsprsssibls conaict Be.
tween opposing and enduring forces and it
means that the United States must and will,
sooner or later. becoms either entirely 8
1asehelding naaiop,a or entirely . fres labor
nAtiun.s As - hssss ~ sss- az sii sssEszssz As'
Gid he indicate The process by which
bey viii ultimately 'bsooms SEE .ssssa - y
Ale did. He said, "Whilst confident
y believe and hope that my country will yet
become land of unive rsal Freedom. do