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New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02
DR.. BAKERS
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ETOR the cure Of pain both externally and
u int nxlly-.t e greatest pain.cnring rem.
edy vt scovered Pain cannot long exist
where this remedy 8 faithfully used.
GIVE 1T i FAIR TRIAL.
FOR PAIN IN the Stomach. Pa or Boweis.
burns. Bruises, cuts suelI,ng> CcHc. Diar-
rhaa. and Rheumatism, Heed ACHE Tooth.
och and Edr-ache
II cures, a. most instantaneouSlv. Chroni,
diseases. srch ~ Dyspcp ia. weak breast: L v.
er c"mpl int. General debility. fever nd
ague anker ar Sore Throat. weak eyes, spin,
and Kidney disease Old So es Co CHS
In the above nlent oned d seases it only
needs n be faithfully used. and cure is Ger.
tain. JOHN D PARK.
Proprietor. dealer in Patent Medic mes, Fan
CIV z, ods AND Toilet art; clcs. l24 AXE street,
hicago. To whom Ill orders >heu.d be ad-
dressed.
P ICE rs cts so eta. and 81 per hottie
For sale by S. LAWYER New Oregon
R +. Sutton. A.tOn. We.ser Broshe :, Deco,
,ah. no 25 3 mo-.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02

An Irishman, having succeeded
in picking persons pocket, the
gentleman turr ed round and
caught him by the collar-'The e,
said Patrick, handing him the
money. see how aisy l might have
picked your pocket.
An inn-keeper in North Caro-
lima being asked what meaning he
attached to the term ".Aristocrat,"
replied, ".Any man that has more
than me is in my estimation, an
aristocrat.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02
Manufactures, Mechanics e. Inventors
TIE SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN.
r. BE Enlarved.-Nep I0lume-
NeU Series to Commence on .Lulv
2d, 1859.

INSTEAD Of 4l6 pages the yearly vol,ne
enlarged series, II conta n eight hun
drrd and thrty-two pages OF valuab'e read.
inEmatter Iseill. and Instructive to ali class.
eS.-The Scent fic American Is published
weekly in q to fNp "a, suitable f,- niing.
and the numbers Tor = ngle year conta n IT,
formation in regard to new invent ons. ma
chinery, all branches Of nanniactur NJ p, o.
eesse~. agricultur i implements. engineer ny.
millwrighting, iron manufacture 81 enlist, '.
in tact. almost every industrial pursuit ,p.
ceire~ more Or les' attention n ia COL. NJ. A.
patent claims Alkc ally publ SIZED Every week.
~ reported trou. the Patent Of6cp and f /,
inventors and patentee> it conta ne iniormn.
tion not to be obtained elsewhere and v h III
nj mechanic. nv ntor ~ patentee can we'll d.
Without A.:a fam ~ Journal it has NJ supt.
rior for real practical utility, q nee ir its col
rmns " II be found useful D actcal r.veipts.
"a. efu attent on y II be ven from time &c
tine, to 'ep"rts Of metal lumber, and other
markets.
Every number wi c. nta' q: xteen page,
and knty-cisht columns 1T matter, " tn sew.
eiai illustration ct patented machines AMI
other engravings. c. mprising in single yea
about sx nj. ed Or gina engravn gs. w IT,
the enlarged series 10 presented an 0pI crtunt
- subscribe not likely I" occur again ir
many years. 1t will be Ike commencing
new w"k-v"l. l. Mol. New Sercs. = nj
in your subscript ons withw, delay, &C o. o
begin with the new volume.
ThaMs 81 = year-$i for six months
Southern, western and Canadian money o,
past office stamps taken at par for sul,scr,r.
tons. Canadi n asbscr bers v II please t.
remit twenty-five cents extra TN eacl, yea.
s.l@cr ptOn to pre-! ~ pstage. A liberal
discount to clubs. A prospectus g:v'ng til
part cuals Of the inducements Tor Il b.. with
specimen c"Fies Of the paper. and pamph.
let Of infrmat on concern ny the p,o nrine
Of patents may lie lad gratis, by addressing
3 25,s5gs 'a MUM Il Co. Publishers,
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New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02
DIR. HALLS
BALSAN FOR THE LUNGS
FOR THE CURE OF


Consumption. DECLINE. Asthma. Fronchr Is,
Wasting Of flesh, Night Sueat> Splitting
Blood, Hhoop'ng Cough. Difficulty Of
Br athing. Colds Coughs. Influenza. Fhk-
isle Pam an tn. S de- and al Diseases cfthe
Lungs IT Is UNEQUALED.
We have certificates ct the strongest and
mi rns'ti nature from the fol w ng p,r.
ties. who are vel! known in the places where
they live: One from I'm Enny"n. Waverly.
Iowa. cf his IN son. One rom Samuel Lea
man. Camden. II llS,lale Co. NJ ch. of Il p
owed daughter One from Eli di. of
Atken> / who was given up by six doctors.
Ore fr, m Dr. A. G. Doom. B oomie,d Iowa.
y physician of twenty years pr: ctice. Onr
from r. brit c Shinn. of Marion. Iowa nt n
consumptive daughter cured. Ore FRI IN NJ
NJ. Van Dnn>in. Springfield H.. ~ the rsmedy
for Lung diseases. me from fifteen phy>i
clans. certifying it 70 be better ADAPTED to
pulmonary DIS Asses than any ether known
remedy. rs they have tried them all. One
ti"m w Ne tworth, hicago. H.. of II
cough IF n ne years sta ding-an aston sh.
ng re. One from Harriet C,mmins e n
c;nnat., O, cured IF u severe bronchial diff
cu.ty, raising hlood 81. One tlom JOIN,
Demp>ter, res nee corner Pearl and West
ern Row. C;nc matt. Owe certify to the
senullcnes> Of the above cert,tca:e>. and could
rn sh hundreds Of O. hers OF q nature gu te
- interesting to all suffering from any disease
Of the Lungs and Throat.
JOHN o PARK.
Proprietor. le+ Lake Street, Chicago.
Sod by all drurg St..
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02
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The publishers will SUPPLY spec men mum.
bers xratntonsly to agents and o tina, ter>.
and will IN X" Liberal arranx. nlent> for rcu-
at'ng the uagazne. They will also III, ply
clubs ottwO persons ut five dollars u wear. or
i've persons at ten dol ars Clergylnen and
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Mantle. from the commencement can now
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HARPER Il BROTHERS. New York.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02
VVitticiSnS.
Taking the Census.

Taking the Census.
How many males are there in
this family!
DO YOU mean children and all!
Certainly.
All, then. there ANTI none
cause my children's are all gals.
'cept John, and he amt my child.
Dye connt John!
How many females are there III
the family!
Females: Let me see-there
amt none bu: Biddy, the bird gal
l understood you to say that
YOUR children wer' all girls.
La! Yes! Wal, dye count them
too!
Certainly. Idol count all who
make their home in your family
old and young-mcn, women
and children.
Snakes alive! Then you want to
put down the old man, l s'pose -
don't you!
WHAT old man!
NV old man, to be sure.
Thought you said tina: John,
the servant, was the only male in
the family.
So l did-but l didn't s'pose
males meant decrepit old nen.
like my husband Poor dear!
He's been all but dead with the
palsy, six years next hoeing.
Now for the females.
Wal, here's Biddy, and Pru-
dence, and grace, and Jemima,
and-that's all-four of EN-.
But, you havn't included your
self.
Gracious! Dye put down the
old women too! Pears to me the
States might Gurus this year.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02

Farmers, ray 1jr y)ur Paper
Ok CORD> OF WOOD ~.nted IN excha, ge
~ ior the NV Oregon PA ndeaie,
IM BUShEI> OF WHEAT want. d in
NV exchange for the New u.,gon Pa n
dealer.
OOM BUSHELS OF OATS wanted n ex.
wv Lam. :or the New o. Pan.
d-a or. p
OOn BUSHELS OF CORN wanted in ex.
wv change Tor the New O.eg"n PA H.
New Or"~'n. Dee. End, 1859.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02
sCHo NJII'1
BLOOD AND LIVER SYRUP.

TIVE Recipe is gwen t" all physicians
That the! n'ay know what they a. M ny
the combination "t Sar~apar,'la witt, st Ilngia
is vel known to Al! Medical MN as the hes.
Compound to purify the blood. ever used 1t
cures Scrotula in all - worst forms. All q y.
eases ofthe skin t cures eff 'ctua ly-Syphil'
&c Swellings. E ys relas, Sca!d Head Sat
Rhe M Old s''re>. T mors, Cankrr Female
Ccmpla: nts &c A di-ea Is ar sing trcm
any mrur ty Of the blood. ye'd cad ly to the
al,el native influence Of this remedy.
254w JOHN D PARK. Proprietor.
i24 Lake ST.. to whom all orders must addres.
~e. Sold bvJ s LAWYER. New O. egtn.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02

That was a triumphant appeal
of al 1rishman who was lover of
antiquity, who in arguing the Sill
periority of old architecture over
the new, said,-"Where will you
find any modern building tina,
has lasted so long as the ancient!
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02
Boot and OhOe oh D.

I>HE sub criber respectfully informs the
citizens Of New Oregon that Re has es.
tablished himself in the boot and sh % bus .
ness aga in this place. Shop on Main street,
in Putnam's o d stand.
~Repsiring done on short notice.
n. Z, STEWART.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02
.,AA..I MARKET.

GEORGE Eek. would lay to the people OF
~ New O.cgo" and vicinity that h. meat
ma KIT is sti in opera on, where ut all
mes may lie had Il TIL sup Iy OF such a. the
market atfO d., in that line. H des taken IN
exchange for goods or cash. inlol
East 4. Man street 1T Eck's h, 4 ny
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02

This snow storm the boys re-
gard as a joke" said old D..
Dilworth, during the late storm.
Eyes," replied his companion,
land it is joke that any one can
see the drift of"
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02

G. n. HrEsos, si o8 !. CIV. Pa.RtE
New Oregon Steam Saw Mill,
Muaso" 4 Pierce, prnre:etrs have con-
stantiy on hand gocd asaortoent Of ], mile,
and lath, shsap AsAhs aAsspsst ilyl
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02

THE DfSCONSOLATE HUSBAND.
Il prime Of life Tom lost his wife:
Says Dick, to soethe his pain:
''Tny wife, I trow, has long ere now
In Abraham's bosom lain"
"Ilis face forlorn with grief l mourn,
The shrewd dissembler cries;
''For much l fear, by this sal tear,
She'll scratch out Abraham's eyes
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02
J[ltH Y;irS iNVOUNCEENr
Cosmopolitan Art Ass. citation.
1S50-'6O.

TIVE m snager> have the pie ,surs IL an
4 nOuncng the arrangements for this, e
sixth year have been made upon eca 2
eommen Surate wish the bright prom res which
come trom all rect ons # the Union A..
urances may now be given that it will lie
more brilliant ia its offers and m,re sat,s-
factory in il. returns than any OF its pr de-
*essUs. The engraving will lie i~c"mparahy
the best ever offered for three do lars-the
Journal vii exceed ITSELF the 1t of pl =
miums for award " he composed Of great.
er number Of fine works than base vet been
placed with" rea N Of the people Further
announcements and complete catalogues viii
accompany the December number If thi.
j"urns Ito issue n October.)
The appOintme I. 0t Honorary Secretaries
are now beng made. Secret RES and agents
are wanted IN every town and city 10 the IN /.
ted States and the CanAdas. here none px.
ist Perrnns desiring the appointment will
ease make application to the New York
Office. acc' mi 'anying heir application wi h
prop assurances of their responsible " FIR
the trust VII Oh must I've reposed in item
when they " i be ser ed vi b all proper Ia.
pers. Instructions. &C., 30.
The New Engraving, secured for
tHe MeMOeTS JOT the NITlh
Year, Is entitled
sH 'KSPEARE AND HIS FRIENDS
And IS pronounced superior to any engraving
ever Issued in til country: s.s al . aie, Box
81 inches Subscr pt n,lS are NV icing re-.
Gel, On the following terms, vz:--Eyery
subscribers Of three dollars is entitled t.
l>t.-Ihe benut'fal Steel Engraving, Shak,.
,ea,e and HIS Friends
2d-A copy Of the elegantly illustrated
Art Jo'rna'. one year.
81 Free Season Admission to the ca'-
leries. 54S Broadway.
Ia add ton to vi oh. the large and ya'ua.
lilo collection Of works of art will be given to
Subscribers in January next No person is
restr ct'd toa single subscr rt;on Tbme re.
mtt ny SIS are entitled to lix MEMBERSHIPS
Subscribers in alifnnix. the Canada>. ana
the Provinces, vii have 70 remit SO 50 IN.
stead OF o tor membership, IN order to de-
tray the extra p.'stagns. a 1a N a3a'
Address, &. /. DERBY. aasile
Actnary e. 4. A.. No. SIC Bro sdws.y,N ~
JSHlAwvsa, Honorary Secretary New
Oregon, Iowa.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02

A woman was testifying in be-
half of son, and swore '.tha,
he had worked on a farm ever
since he was born"
Thr lawyer who cross-cxaminet|
her said, .You assert that you,
son has worked on a farm ever
since he was born"
II do"
''What did he do the first year!''
"He milked."
The lawyer evaporateG.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02

Banks Of al K nd> furn shed on short no
tire and at rs liberal rates, Is ut any Gee in
N"thprr Iowa.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02
GEORGE Eek,

nEALER IN grocer es Of al kinds inclu.
~ ding the staple articles coffee, cand
90. cinnamon. crackers. candy. cigars. dried
frut. trict on matches, green n pies, molas>,s =,
nuts rails ms. rice. soaps. sugars. 50 ccs. al.
seratus. starch, syrnp, salt, teas hlack and
green. tobacco plug. smoking and fnc.c, +.
Produce taken in exchange for goud,-ma,
ket rr;ceS pa d. MO
F'r>t 'i"or below the Post Office, New Ore.
gnn. Iowa
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02

William, thee knows never
call anybody names; but, William,
if the Mayor of the city were to
come to me, and say, Josiah,
want thee to find the biggest liza,
in all Philadelphia I would COM,
straight to thee, and pat .ny hand
on thy shoulder, and say to thee
William, the Mayor wants to SET
thee"
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02

In,ormwu, - ,a,a-l .v,,rtua, :
FASH cnn;tsl 81 ooo, 600 ahsolu,. and min.
M red Ne, sur .r =" Ss.IISi 70 md Il .
nr..,;u. nf an years mo es. md .,ns, am"
CI,nx.,ds,a :, ono ooo - l~,s.es In q ,s.n
maid nv tho Nina Iusmsnce Cnmn.nv N ,he
mast 10 vents. Tine value IF minhe Imam
ranc, viii l., An, en-, trum m. E,low;n,
r. o. a.. -. D'-.'
A-OSSeS I0t0 Oy t"e <N1H0 DAVt"S
the Past Fire Years:
a..
I" .;.c,,s:, ... ,ososs ~
-. y. oos oou -
M;. ~" s;~"' e eos.,s ~
inxa y AIM, m, 400 as
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-03-02

q ! L,
The hest and cheapest Light yet nanutac.
tured. 1t cannot be exploded full supply
Of Lamps. hmneys and W ck>' just received.
M Lamps altered to use this nj.
Anyth NC n the Hardware line, not in stoek,
vii BE- furnished to order.
Gail q: the sign Of the
, 1860-09-21

FACTS ABOUT THE Gre sUs.-It appears
from the few returns which have been re-
eeved, says the San Francisco Herald, that
writer's on California have largely overesti-
mated the population, which, it is thought,
will not reach 100000. 1t has been be-
lieved that the city of San Francisco con-
tains some 10000 population, while the
returns show that we have not 10000 per-
sons amongst u.s. Again, it was believed
that Navada county had a population Of
$4,000, whereas only some 1000 inhab-
itants can be found. We make mention Of
Nevada, because it is perhaps one Of the
most prosperous Of the mining counties.
The eastern papers are engaged in spec
ulating on the probable result of the cen
sus, but nothing Of particular interest has
come under our notice. 1t is shown that
10 the New England States the population
is either stationary in point of numbers or
has decreased. The Western States have
increased immensely.
1t is o curious fact that the United
States set the example to England for the
enumeration of the inhabitants by the
Government. The first census was taken
in 1899, and not until 1901 did England
make an official count Of her people. The
census is immensely expensive. That of
1850 cost $l,362,5OO, exclusive of print.
ing, or about six cents for every head emu
merated. The scedule comprised nearly q
a thousand volumes. The number of as
sistant marshals was 1891, and the number
Of sheets of blanks consumed was ,440, 600.
According to the Hebrew chronicles,
the origin Of census taking is TO be found
10 the following passage: And Satan
stood up against Israel, and provoked Da-
vid to number Israel" Not very re-
spectacle parentage, says the Herald.
The Washington correspondent of the
Baltimore Sun speculates as follows on the
increase Of slaves
No result Of the census is Of more in
terest, in some points Of view, than that of
the enumeration of the slaves, and the as
certainment of the rate of increase for the
last ten years. Heretofore their increment
was thirty per cent. in every decade. 1t
will not be less for the last ten years, and
there are several reasons why it should be
greater. The slaves are more profitable
to their owners than formerly, and are,
therefore, better taken care Of. They are
better fed, housed and clothed, as class,
than they were thirty or forty years ago
They have thus pro6ted by the culture Of
cotton as well as their owners. Then,
again, it has been the policy of the slave
holding States, for the last ten years, to
discourage emancipation. 1t will not be
surprising il the rate of increment since
1850 should be found to be at least one
third or thirty-three and third per cent.
instead Of thirty, as heretofore. AT this
rate it will not require many decades to
bring up their numbers to sixty millions"
, 1860-09-21


EUROPEAN INTELIIGENcE-DATEsT TO AUG.
l5.-The steamship City of Baltimore "
has arrived with dates from Liverpool to
August l5. She brought 500 passengers.
Garibaldi has at last made descent on
the mainland of Italy, and landed with q
force of $4,000 men on the coast Of Gala
bria. 1t is reported that be had been at
Naples to confer with the Revolutionary
leaders. Naples had been proclaimed in a
state Of siege. Reports say that Austria
will renounce the treaty of Villfranca, and
actively oppose Garibaldi in Naples.
A great battle was fought on the goth
Of July at MelaZzo, between the forces of
GaribaIdi on the one side, and the Neapoli-
tan, Swiss and Bavarian forces on the
other. Garibaldi was victorious.
A force of Is, 900 British is to be landed
atSyria from the feet.
The London Times says that since 1915,
4,920,54 persons have migrated from the
British Isles. OF these. l,lS6, 1856 went to
the North American Colonies, 1890, ,706
to the United States, 686,S99 to the Aus.
tralian groupe of colonies, and S6,234 tc
other localities The annual average from
1875 to 1859 was l09,347, and for the
last ten years 248,05S.
Since ls45, 9,l7s, 62l births, 6,l63, ,4O9
deaths and 2,2s5, 500 marriages have beer
0SGT1cially registered in England and Wales
The population, which amounted to about
l6,72O,O00 in lS45, was estimated al
about 10, ,740,O 900 in 1859, being an increaC
Of about 1906 per cent, or l.20 per cent
annually.
, 1860-09-21

The Metropolitan Record says that /, 400
Irish remain in Rome at the service Of the
Pope, and as part Of his army.
, 1860-09-21
ARRIVAL OF THE STEAMER CORTES.
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, 1860-09-21
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For every additional insertion .............S 90
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"a on the margin Of Advertisements sent us, or they
kil BE continued till forbid and charged accordingly.
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sairs nearly opposite Maguires Opera House, is aH-
horized to receive and receipt for subscriptions and
Advertisements in California.
, 1860-09-21
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, 1860-09-21

ns- The best Purifyer Of the. Blood -Hais sarsa-
pAnllA yellow Dock and Iodine Of Potass. emss
, 1860-09-21

Walker and FilIibusicrlsm in the Gulf of Mexico.
, 1860-09-21
MISCELLANEOUS.

The japanese Embassy have been heard
from. The Niagara having them on board,
reached the Cape de Verde Islands on the
18th July, l6 days out from New York
She coaled there and proceeded towards
Loando, on the coast Of Africa, where the
U. S. Government has another coalng de-
pot. From that point she would proceed
10 Japan, ria the Cape of Good Hope
Some of the newspaper correspondents on
board have written interesting letters back
from the Cape De Verdes-by way of Eng.
land. The Ambassadors and suite were
highly pleased with the vessel and on the
best of terms with the officers. Tommy .
the ladies' pet, was inconsolable at leaving
the United States, hung rapturously over
bis dagucrreoi!pcs, aud did nothing but talk