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land could not get it. Next the Post
masters. Suppose the mails were stop
ed, who will be injured Lincoln or our
people? The mails are given to us as
boon, at an expense to the Government,
and are an indispensable necessity to us.
What would Lincoln care if we stole the
mails? Not fig And last of all, the
Custom. house officers From the receipts
Of our uustom-houso, Government derives
about million dollars per anuum. This
is the only department of the Federal
Government the obstruction of which
would injure or annoy the Admini>tra-
ton. But we have no means Of obstruc-
ting the collections of customs. Sup
pose none of our people dare accept Gus
tom house offices, then Lincoln will find
Northern men who will accept them
Suppose they dare not land upon our
soil, then they can remain on shiPboard,
and collect customs Oh board a revenue
cutter"
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S,pvrrp or pg.,s1 TN. .Sc;.oces at
TX. and Dso,Jt-W. observe tbot !,
,,,,aL;ma f,r .a.,ir,, hull.ts ,,r,hIn If
,,nn;,,, o,,t nm. LHndro1 and ,;ytv riH..
t'm'7. ,,;vnt, Loy L..n ,t,r,oI -,
I w., Lir r. ;.o 49, ,rm.L a,.nnt;"n
:. n,;i e ,ha ..;.,,nofI.;IIing that
'c ,,; uar. ,lon Zoo In. lr.li,,-
otr n"''I Of wbnic,njr destruction how.
hao va rat..ut,I within tLn Inf i've, vnnrs
avI al, ,Ta grc,r rnrrat;yrs Ilolrow,v :
p Dan u" n,Yt1,ont Lnrn'Ln.n' in,r,,n,.a.
- ~, S;,hi, ,Gat lima I, wonII s.c,n
Ia,rarar ,tat tha,r mrd;r;,.as nr,.t,v fair.
T.. I,i.a,l ', ,I,o an.n,nt Io.r.oi, tLo L.'i
;y,, art and the s.iruce Of distinction
IT, nrohaI;Ii,v is that thew save = mncl
ar -" VIM, hnrof I;vns tboT nata,t riaa.
s7 ; ond cannon Aostroy. md rs the,r
aronsnmntion is increasing in aImos, re-
o,ao.r;.al ra,;o in his canntrv ,bs o5as
~ I ,Lai ~ f,yo,. are angmenting overy year.
r. The Iste C,,ifornia nnpers rrnrcseit the, e
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Court Proceedings.

of Maryland J Indited for an attempt
vs.. RIO commit rape 'p II
|, I'm Gross. the person Of Ellen S!ci-
the 18th Of February last.
|B. Intrusion and Thomas Deveemon for
tate. Geo. 4. Peurre and I. j. Nc
for the defence.
Ell Sleiger, the person upon whom tho
|lt was committed, testified that on the
| Iof February last, abe left Mr.. Rices to 20
grand mothers III Pennsylvania. She
tine lrick house, SIX miles east Ot Cum
|bd--she saw two mon on the porch
Gross, the accused was one Of them,
|rolloHel me. There are two roads be-
the brick hpuse, which nun parallel
took the one and the otncr--we met
junction Of the ToaIs. He asked mo
A. the sirl that lived at Rices. He
me Ly the two shoulders, and asked
improper question. Us then tripped
WI and Isll on mo, and pulled up my
49, and opened his pants. ! struggled
rcd cut that my father was coming
en let no 20. then went or to my
m.thers and got ii ere littls ate! diu-
tuII raw .:,,,r Of what lapusucl to
al moi tn,w Gross nj tine tirnc-rr-
~ ah.rt f,ur ,ye,,.. After and mw linn
w,nI ma At IL, White house, the res
~ A,rs C;ro.s the father of the &C
r,r,l,,;y.4 The man at Tine wood
.to nsrsan VIII, cou,mi;ted III. assault
no tnI5 Fli2,bs,b Uooncr tlst |
= man m. noIt time s,w him was
y. r.n. tor,ra Tho .Jr,.ir. If tl. Peace
,nIoriarI .Ien lie YVES ,,pou lis exam
r'.nj, So, tLsn rsc,~,izf, /,
.ro curtain tie man now mon his
~. ,s,snn VII, assaulted me sly
.sLs1 me when he met me on the day
,n,rr,orc. aIrut tho rrDrlsl coudi-
w. rl,.h,s dill not tyl,' him what
rsi
sr,r,ins.fst, Saw two men at ii .
I,nse--,,;a1 not see Gro.s ,aaye the
liza =, pi..'. ,hou, = y.sr---it i six
from nice's to Gross'--uever saw the
d t.,ors tho attsck-wgs frightened at
tan 4. seen could gut loose
TIA arv.,ra that be dill not throw me
iii M, ,ag L.to,. the Justice Of tie
,h,, ,,,r el.,th.s wer. turu-was fright
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The dropping at our Stock Board has
no political significance, The solid Sc
euritics hold their own, and those only
which never had any real strength are
they which show weakness now. Uncle
Sans bonds, hold their own, as ifholders
were quite shuro of interest being paid
up as usual. If any decline in stocks
can be accounted fc:, there is good res-
sons TO give for this. The late rise has
been too sudden and great for the fan
ci.s went up with the solids, and while
the latter maintain their advance, the
former only give way. The Southern
papers are blowing off disunion steam,
Just as they co before every meeting Of
Congress, and our own journals rcpud-
Fish the hottest IF these numerous Jets
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LKrEM Go The following is from
the Frankfort (KyD Commonwealth:
If the people Of South Carolina, Ala
hama or Georgia, desire to secedc from
the Union, in the name of the Constitu-
ton let them do SO. Let them form a
Republic, an Empire, or anythingeisc
they may fancy. Let'them enclose them
:. Ives within a Chinese wall, ifthcy want
to, and here is one who will contribute
his mite towards furnishing the requisite
rocks. Let them do what they please.
Let them do it as they please, and whou
they please, with one solitary condition,
viz: that their separation shall be final.
Their absence would be an incalculable
ndnvaluable relief to the balance of
the people of these United States. We
should escapo large quantities of quad
rcnnial gas, and noise, and confusion.
and stuff
AT every Presidential election, these
political hlibusters remind us Of a poor
Frenchman who locked himself in room
with a rich di!to, and threatened to blow
his own brains ont. and charge the rich
one with the murder, unless the latter
gave him, then and there, five hundred
dollars. Every four years these South
ern Quixotes swell up with bad whiskcy
and worse logic, and tell the balanced of
the people ifthey don't do SO and SO, that
they-the Quixotcs-wll scccdc. Let
them secedc, AID hc--blcsscd. We are
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MRS. WINSLOW,

IN experienced nurse and female physician.
has soothing Syrup for children teethng,
which greatly facilitates the process of teeth
ing, hy suftenina the gums, reducing all in
aanmation-will allay all pain, md is sure
toro.ulate the bowels. Depend upon it moth
ers. it will give res. to yourselves, and relief
and health to your infants. Perfectly safe III
al! cases. See advertisement in another col
umn.
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TEAa WHAT TER People sAT.

gbe undersigned having us4I psofnGss- BUN.
PHREYs SPECIFIC HOMEOPATHIC E-z1EEf3
IN our fam.gz vim tho most satisrac1rs r41i.s ard
having full confidence 10 their genuia4Ie4s. z Ky
and efficacy, rhecffuy recon IlgpJ 'hsls % a. S.r
sons who Wish :" have safe, reliable rai o.4G.G ~
remedies at hand for private or dyrs.r4 .-a.
Tie Rev. Wu. HOsGar, sl!tor ~ " The &2rtAe-a
Independent" Auburn, n Y, t.s EJT Z Z. CFoa
ssy d D., Rector Of 81. Pet"rs Church hshuru r. +
tho Rev. q |. Ives, Chaplain u 'g Alb ri St.,s
pr.aot the Rev Spencer w. Rice. Rector, Epw Z.
iori Mas the Rev Alien Steele, NI.Y yrE Cnn.
ftrerre: the Rev Samuel Nichols Eat &c lEc4.e CA.
ference. n Y the Rev r 3. PRATT, boot, st; -.g
Rev John H. Robe, Buffalo; A. 9 HaTt bsr, Uilsa,
y. Y. the Hon Saal Dow, Portland Me. tie Ir,.
Humphreys. n Y Henry b. Cook Isl, Euilpr II
The "ohli state Journal, Columbus Ohio; - Ho!.
H. H. Graham, Moline, ILL., the HJu. N ,aiai J.
Chase, Monticello, Fla. The Hon. joseph bcae-ail
Utica, n l. wn Bristol, Fsq, Uucs y J.; s.
Pond Esq, Utica, \. Y. James P!urAet', Eag, N-.-
vile Tom
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Local Intelligence.

ring the. week ending Tuesday. Both Of
1913 boats cleared this port, carrying
lis tons Of coal.
,,ri.g the season there were 1880 boats
"a .ai. port, carrying 2e6, 86s.l0 tons Of
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But they do not disturb our equan,mity.
We know all about that, and are neither
hurt yet or likely to BEN Y. Times.

SENATOR PudH In letter which
Senator Pugh, of Ohio, addressed to the
late Douglas State Convention of Ken
tucky, he says: 81 wish to applaud the
true and loyal Democracy of Kentucky,
face to face, for tnoir noble courage in
adbering to the principles and pledges of
the Democratic party (even as against
the temptation of Mr.. Breekinridge's
condilacy) in regard to the single ques-
ton which now menaces the stability
and perpotuity ofour Federal Government
am not as Mr.. Yancey expressed him
self at the Maryland Institute. upon the
occasion of Mr. Breckinridge's nomina-
ton. merely neutral with respect to the
continuance of the Union or its distruc
ton, | am for the Union and against
disuniou, at all times, without apology,
or contingency, or qualification"
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-11-01

G Rev. A. II. Aughe, Of Williamsburg
a. received and accepted a call to the
.h Lutheran Church Of Frost burg and
inter- upon his duties in few weeks
mes among us highly recommended.
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isday Morning. Nov /, 1860.
& Business Hen.
80 = = - - - =
Papers for Mailing.

O friends can Arrays find at eur oJacec;
b sf The "Crv1LIAs AND TELEGRAPH
I and Prepared for mailing al fee cents
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E are thankful to those friends, numb
,ou are connected with the democratic
;, who cheer us on by their subscriptions
We promise them that we shall spare
,irs to make the Civilian and Telegraph
1T TO Cumberland and Allegany county.
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Insolvent's Notice.

Israel G"rIita' ! Oan@rGnro' this 5 22d . day
VS.. " of October 500, that
His Creditors. ISRAEL GAELITZ give
n 0tice 10 his creditors, cnfor.oTs md surrtios,
that the first Mou4ay oI January Lext IL "a.
81 for the said Ta' Garlic to appear in
the Circuit Court for Ailrgap1 County. to an
swer such intrrrogatories -. Lis creditors, cu-
d,rs l.. aud sCrcties may prop0s. or allege a
gains him and that copy Of thia order be
published in some newspaper printed III the
city cr Cumberland. once p week for sree sue
,cssive months prior 10 tie said fEti Non.
day OF January next, as such notice.
TGst-IT. RESLEY, CLERK.
sent - l3sH.-3m.
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LIST OF SPECIFIC RENEE IFS.

No. For Fever, Congestion, and inflammation?
No For Worm Fever, Worm Cole, Tet.ias tie
Bel.
No 3--For Collie, Crying, Tee'hIng and T.ksesI
No. 4.--Por Diarrhpsp Cholera Infah!iai, az Sal.
mcr Comrlgili1.
No. o.-F9r Cgro, Griplnss, pyseutesS, or sIoaiy
No. s.--For Cholera, Cholera morbl.. Vomiting.
No. 5.-foE Coughs, Coils, lHanea4a, "a! sor"
No. s.-For Tooth.arhe. rsae-nche anl Hsuraii,
No. 9.-Fo, Headache, F-F''so, Heat .Hd f.-!as''
ness " Head.
NJ. 1O.-.Drsrrrsl, PnLs--ror wesb NJ ne-aassi
stomach, Constipation, tri Liver Conpts'i
No. ll.--roa fEMALI u.RDICLAHlrEs, Sat-, tl.l.
fal. or Sapprrs,ei Periods.
No II For Lel,o-rhua. P'ot4sr M,nses. su7
Bearing Down n Famnls-
No l3-r5r Group, Iinarsc Cough, Bat broat!lnE
No. l4.--SALr EnrrA PlAts-for Erysipsa3, Arep
lions Pimples on the Face.
No lS-IufsrMArlG pug -- FOR Pain Lamaa.ss,
or Soreness in the Chest, BacS, Luins, ot iimh5
A-For Fever and ArUe, Chill Fever, Dumb Aga.
Oll MsmarNced Arucs.
P.-Ppr tiles Blind or Bleeding, Interim! or a.
O.-For Sore, Weak or Tnnamed Eyes anil Eyeliis
Fain-. Weak, or Blurred sight,
C.-ror Catarrh, OF long standing or recent a'@r'
Rtth obstruction rrfu7c discharge.
W, C.--Fnr Wh5opIng Cough, abatins ih '!eleajg
and shortening its cnaT.t.
lna acute diseases, s,can- Tsycrs Infsu.raa:llrs
parrhuH. uystutrry Group. III oIma,irni, and s1th
truptiye diseases Scarlet Fever. Measles, aTi ry
.pvlas the uayautng, II .iv,ur The proper Remedies
promptly is obvious. anl IN an ruCh o-te- tl- sps
cities p,l Hhc a charm. III" entire diS,Ute Is 81
arrested II. once, aiI al. cases The violence OF Tie
HtrN'k is moderated, tie disease shuticute aL ~
G,r.a il-a dangerous
Coughs and Cu'1a, which are N such re rrer' or-
vHrrc.ar, mud vlrh So often lay III" .upt.@l..HL o.
diseased lguIt bronchitis and ruusu.l Ngr.. l.as ,h
ly 10 ono" cured b.. tie lever ..Gu Cough l.'E
In aIl chronic diseases. such rs Dr.lpisi.. Was
Stomach, Constipation, Liver Complaints, t...-, tc
male boldly, and Irregularities 81" Hea.g I'm.
spr, .r Wcut Eyes, C"tarrir, sah M'um. as. o.ap'
Old t.uiiuuf TIE uaFr has specific" Wt'., lt.- .s ..
l!~'u viii afford cure 10 ul!uua every L. t:'..
n't.u o." Cr' e Hsugl. cir"uic nifty s.l H.
p,.I,r ia, r..ns or E@'asrh, !I'.Luche Or 1855
N.--.
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. " q r. II
GAIL AND SEE!!

= hREPREPARED ~ DO ALL
{ ;ras If Job Work BETTER A. CHEAP
40 orr other Office in all this region OF
nv, and equal TO any Baltimore Fii!adtl-
or New York work, and ARE prepared TO
samples to verify what we say. Now
ia n trial.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-11-01

NEBRASKA ELECTIoN The "People's
Press, Nebraska City, Oct. IS, says:
The election on the 9th has resulted in 4
Republican triumph. We have made
clean sweep in the Territory, eleotins
our candidate for Delegate to Congress,
and securing a majority in both branches
Of the Legislature. The Democracy
are now forced to admit that Nebraska is
"hopclessly Republican,"
Official returns have been received at
Omaha from all the settled and organized
countics in the Territory; showing ma
iorty for Mr.. Daily of 81.
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See advertisement of Prof. l.. MILLFE's
Hair Inviorator, and Liquid Hair Dye,
in another solumn.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-11-01

FOE PREVENTING Badness, and cu.ira
it, when there is the least particle . Y.tali
~ or rccUperatlve energy remaining.
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I-oT. T.. bGille-.';3
LAIR IlTIG ONiTJR Il,
AN EFFECTN L, SAFE AND Econ ONT
CAL COMpUI NJ.

FOR RESTORING GRAY HAIL to its o.ie.-
nal color without Gyc!ng, and prerc[ulE
the Hal! nom turning gray.
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A FRONT REPLY.

3
Colonel William Williams. a deleuat. in
congress from Connecticut, after having
rgned the Declaration Of Independ ence said
to one Of his companions:
III we are defeated in our struggle for
independence, this days work will make bad
Work for me. | have held a. commission in
inc rebel army, have written for rebel news
papers, | am son-in-law OF a rebel Gov
ernor, and now afhx my name to this rebel
declaration. My sins are too great to be
Rsrdcned ny our royal master; must be
hanged.
The other gentleman answered: "Ibe.
!ieve my case is not so desperate; for have
had no connection with the army. nor can
It DO proven that, heretofore. l have writ
ten or done anything obnoxious to the M 9th.
er country. -r-r- - -,
The immediate and prompt reply was
"Ihsn, sir, you deserve to be hanged"
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4 Roy OF THE TIMES,

= ~ VI 1HMES.
~ say sonny, whose pigs are thess?"
= "Old sow's, SIR"
"Whose sow is it ?''
"Old mans, sir.'
"Well then. who is the old man 7n
III you will mind the pigs III run home
and ask the old woman.o
s-sNsser mind sonny, want smart boy !:
what can you do 20
~ can milk geese, ride the grasshoppers,
light fires to court BY, cut the buttons of
OF dads coat when he is at prayers, keep
tally Tor dad and mam when they scold at
= markham taking the lead and keeping
IT,"
SCOT any brothers?" ~
slots Of 'em-a all named Bill, except
Bob, and his name is Sammy names
Larry, but they call me Lawrence for short
ness"
"Well you are most to smart for me.o
"Travel on, then old skeezicks; l shan,t
hire you for q boss to-day. ~
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. 4 BOY BABY.

The editor Of the Canton R.poe;,or,,
expatiates on the happiness conferred by .
boy baby:
DIT is with feelings too deep for utterapce
and sence Of obligation Overwhelming.
and Of worldly consequence never before
.Azpseisnseds and with q heart-felt ecstaoy
never before dreamed Of, that tho Junior
editor OF this paper announces to bis friends
and the rest of mankind, that son was
born unto him on the morning Of FRIDAY
last. To our readers, male and female.
who are married and childless, We saw. set
. boy. To our unmarried friends, who are
aaof riper age, get married and then-ret a
boy. To those who have spent long, weary
years in search of an unfailine source Of
Joy, We say, that We never knew what Il
meant until We saw our darling boy. five
were not so corpulent we would cut sucb
fantastic figures before the couch Of HELPLESS
innocence as would make the angels laugh.
A general reprieve is granted to all political
offenders, and an earnest appeal to those 10
pecuniary arrears 10 liqaidate at the earliest
possible moment, - the young gentleman
must be fed ana clothed"
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~Amoug The noveltie. recent,v int,

@ Amoag the novelties recently intro.
duoed in ladies' apparel, is q new article Of
ss65psnders. They bear resemblance to
~Ahess worn BY gentlemen, except that they
are made Of delicate white elastic fabric,
with frillsd edges about one inch wide, and
are attached to the skirt By battons, 10 like
manner. We doubt not this invention will
hnsUSsallyy adopted with aviow to relieve
rk61SInttcf NJ nulimitsd burden. which
I such habiliments necessarily produce.
Reason and experience teach US that the
old and absurd method, while followed,
impairs the health. and impedes locomotion.
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cTTwenty yeaIs agola death from Dc.
Jri6m tremS1s Has rare occurrence; bu.
show changed! Scarcely day passes but
what we hear Of some one winding up bis
earthly Ssrssf with delirium tremens and
diseases produced by the use OF the villain
a >ue iquoss Of tho present day--Er.
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LUMBER.

THE UNDERSIGNED, MANI nA~
i fACrURRRS Of Lumber; II Rock ~
land, (six miles from Council Bluasb)
have now on hand, = large lot Of. m ~
Seasoned Csttsnweed Lumber,
Of the various sizes and kinds. in use fos us,..x
Fencing. All orders left At their Yafda u 49,
Council Bluffs, promptly attended 70. vAe
I'VE call particular attention Of 1af-N
have the products Of the Farm TO exehange ~ -
For further particulars, inquire Of ,. f0is0s
Gil Blu6s, or at the Mill, Rockland. So, I -
JOHN HANIHON
Rockland March It'll
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ryThs Legislatures Of Kentucky and
Tennessee, arc about visiting CinclnnaH,
on which occasion . grand and happy time
~, anticipatsd.s Don't this look 20 y sne
Old Union we're about being smashed into
little bits Of pieces
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vv,HE. SUBSCRIBERS WOULD Ra1s..s;s
II fully announce 70 tie eitissAs = ~ - p.
and the adjoining Counties that hs has -, =
tensivo Pine Lumber lard, IN CouDcii NJ.
10 in receipt Of lumber regularly, and wlu
SANITY On hand large and veil seIoetea -
PINE LuMDER, -
Prom - inch 70 : iaehss; also, pine sidiae = " r.
nOorinG pine shingles and iath, sash, Stin - ~
all 1t watch We viii sopa~-- sne essA.
pi-r EELLx1 3
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AN ECONOMICAL SLAvE.

"'c@sar," said planter to his negro,
"climb up. TINT tree and thin out tho
branches. - NIL AZ ~ : !
The negro showed no disposition 10
comply, and being pressed for q reason,
answered: + Es1E -
"Weii, look heah massa, if 20 up dare !;
and fall down and broke my head, dat'll
90 thousand dollars out o. your pocket.
Now, why don't you hire an Ifishman to 20
up, an It he falls an kills himself. dare
won't be no loss to nobody.
Im INV tssuE- The Democrats have
thrust two new issues into the Presidential
canvass. Dissolution of the Union if Re-
publican President is elected, and a Slave
Code for the Territories if Democrat i,
chosen. 49, = =
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Z BBLs. LARD oIL-sor sale at !. r.c,rrArp
The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1860-02-18

EThs Democratic ofxsss ass sighting
among themselves. They are Ill organs Of
eombatiysneess.
The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1860-02-18

u A novelist tells me Of two lovers
who agreed to wave their hands toward
eaca other sta certain hour across the At.
lanslo ocean. One might suppose there
would be wares enough between them
without their trying to make any with
their bands.
The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1860-02-18

UOld River, in Louisiana, was frozen
ever last wssks This 10 another northern,
invasion, and requires the attention Of the
secsssionists.
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1~ u zas----vS-
ca The most tender hearted man We ever
heard .nfsxas q shoemaker who always shut
his eyes and whistled when be run bis awl
il to . sole
The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1860-02-18

"a The editor, of the New York News
passed over Long Island Sound some time
ago. II be wasn't "sound on the goose'' be
Was at least goose on the sound. \
The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1860-02-18

e A Nswbern paper says that Alics
Day, Of that city, was lately delivered Of
four1uslyAAoyS. ssWG know not What :
Dsy nay bring forth. - "a I
The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1860-02-18

aTMr. James Hobb has been appointed
Postmaster in Texas. When this H0bb b
swallowing Treasury Pap, be will b Hobh-
goblin.
The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1860-02-18

@A gentleman buryiDg his wife, a
friend asked him Why he expended so much
on her funeral? "Ah, SIR" replied be "she
would havesdone as much or more for me.
with pleasure" IA =
The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1860-02-18

T"There's brandy smasb,, ~ the
wsg said. when drunken man fell through
. pane Of glass.