Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-01-12
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That of an ass is often the work Of tailor.
1T is exceedingly bad husbaudry to har-
row up the feelings Of your wife.
-. When women begin to count their ad-
mirers, it isn't apt to take themlong to doit.
:" Every anniversary Of a birthday is the
dispelling of a dream.
ITO keep your friends, treat them kind
ly; to kill them, treat them often.
=. He who Iabors for mankind, without a
care for himself, has already begun his i'm.
mortality.
Heaven ever renders her dews to the
earth, but earth seldom, or never, renders
her dues to heaven. "
Two cousins, named Cricket, were
married last week in Jefferson County. We
are opposed to such cricket matches.
=. "Adieu," is from the French a Disu,
Ito God). Icommit you to God, or God
keep you.
-. 1t is very we'll that the youth of oul
country should get high, but they should dc
so as the oaks do-by drinking water.
:" We should manage our fortune, as we
do our health-enjoy it when good, be pa.
tient when it is bad. e., e..
:" 1t is easier to increase our wants, be il
ever so much, than to reduce them, be il
ever SO little. $500.
-. Relieve misfortune quickly. A man
is like an egg-the longer he is kept in ho1
water the harder he is when taken out.
pa they tell US about the angry ocean
what makes the ocean angry ?-"O, it has
been crossed so often. -.
:" Cultivate cheerful disposition; en-
deavor, as much as lieth in you, always tc
bear smile about with you.
As man drinks, he generally grows
reckless; in his case, the more drains the
fewer scruples. - -.
...T To maintain steady and unbroken
mind, amidst all the shocks of the world,
marks great and noble spirit.
"A great, good and right mind, is a
kind of divinity lodged in flesh, and may
be possessed by slave as we'll as by q
prince. Co., '
:. An author, ridiculing the idea Of
ghosts, asks, how dead man can get into a
locked room. Probably with skeleton.
key. -. .,
... Catch not too soon at an offence, nor
give too easy way to anger. The one shows
a weak judgment, the other preverse na-
ture.
...sShe isn't all that my fancy painted
her, bitterly exclaimed a rejected lover ;
sand, worse than that, she isn't all she
paints herself - b..
-. Last evening we CHANGED to see pair
of interesting lovers kissing at an open lat
tice Young people that was very improp-
er lattice work.
-. You may wish to get wife without a
failing; but what if the lady, after you find
her, happens to be in want Of a husband of
the same character I!
=" Friendship does not consist in words,
in great dinners, or unmeaning smiles
Show me the man who will break his last
loaf with me, and I will call him friend.
s... A man was recently convicted in Ken
lucky of stealing his neighbors COWS and
hiding them in his cellar. 1t was coward
ly mode of coao-hiding.
-. When Aristotle was asked what were
the advantages of learning, he replied -
"It is an ornament to man in prosperity,
and refuge in adversely
-. We should forget that there was any
such thing as suffering in the world, were
we not occasionally reminded of it through
our own. .---
80. The most influential man, in a free coun-
try at least, is man who has the ability, as
we'll as the courage, to speak what he thinks
when occasion may require it.
lone contented with what he has done,
stands but small chance of becoming fa-
nous for what he will do. He has lain
down to die. The grass is already growing
over him.
-. A man was lately brought before ma
gistrate charged with stealing dead sheep;
the magistrate dismissed the complaint, OBJ
serving that there was no such thing, as
when sheep died it became mutton.
-. Wounds, healed when the body is in
health, sometimes break out afresh in sick
ness; but evil passions and propensities,
that seem cured in sickness, often break out
afresh in health.
-. A negro, soon after the revolutionary
war, being told of the great valor of Lord
CORVALLIS, replied king George send him
ober to dis country CORVALLIS, but Mas
Washington git at him and scrape all de
corn all off, send him back Corvallis
when you see new fashion do not
60 into extacies and adopt it until you con-
slider whether it will mar or improve your
peculiar personal appearance. What adds to
the beauty of one, isjust as likely to dis
figure apother. Good taste is always in fash
ion whether of the 'latest cut or not.
80. The amount of salt manufactured at
Syracuse, New York, is seven millions Of
bushels yearly. The annual revenue to the
manufacturers is three millions of dollars.
The whole amount of salt manufactured in
the United States is sirteen millions Of
bushels annually.
... Garrick said of Sir John Hill, the ply
sican and author, "The worst I wish the
doctor is that he may be compelled to take
his own physic and read his own plays"
"You must reverse the punishment" said
a wag; "any man who takes the doctors
physic wont live to read his plays"
"A regular physician being sent for by