The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1860-11-15

nothing so bracing to the system as cold water.
Where would the engine 20 in Limestreet tunnel but
for tie brake How preserve champagne IN the bot
tie without the corks2 IL IL the opposition wad upon
the s1nguine powder that gives force 10 the cannon
ball Peel doored protection, and Gladstone pun
melel 10 after 10 was done. SpuTgeOn has introduced
free trade into the pulpit. Napoleon into diplomacy.
Rowland Hill into the post Office, Blrry into horse
tanning, GaribIldi into reyOluti1n, Fowler into phre-
nolOgy, and Birkenhead has today Introduced free
trade into locomoiign. lCheersl Is it popular: Go
aud ask the iaborIng men employed III making the
road, IN cutting the timber, IL casting the irun- hO
and ask the nayvies who have 80 well earned NY
money if street railways are not 4 blessing 70 tEe
community SltiIted with commentator censure
was gratifying, more especially - the rotten egg u
SANDER aud the dead cats Of sarcasm are always
hurled IL IunOyatOrs in every land. Week after week
I paid the ~Workmen, fifty 10 eighty 4 day. Where
does the money come from: ASKS one Will II sue
ceei 4, inquiries another. Why make such liberal OF
fers 70 the commissioners Because / wanted de-
spatch. VIII II pay says u third why interest
yourself On that subject | don't ask you for any
money the best evidence that | think 50 l. that | run
all the risk Others seem astOGishei TO see Inc patent
the whole principle. They should know that priority
itself : n freehold under the pIimogeniture laws Of
England, and | am twelve months ahead. by the
patent laws Of this country, the man who introduces
m invention into the kingdom Is the inventor and re-
ceiyes full securities; besides my nationality guaran-
tied the right. Whoever heard VI an American run
uing any risk in placing unsouuded confidence in an
Englshmaus sense Of justice: lGreat applause.l
With priority, with money, with the patent, with the
hNN 49, - .NAA %e-I- N1-N ~ 49, N-6@@~~- y
Mr. Palies, who came endorsed to me from PhIladel-
phia, I never turned to the right or the left. The re-
suit you see to-day. I knew that | had the most pro
ftlb!e idea Of this generation, and little by little
could disarn prejudice-litile ty little an acorn
makes an Oak-sand by sand the insect makes the
coral mountaineering by drop the ocean is created
stone by stone the CheOps was built; so, argument on
argument, word By word, | have worked street rail-
ways into Birkenhead. [Cheersl How rough and
dull the diamond before you polish it The Austria
liam shepherds were making pillows Of the Australian
nuggets, ignorant Of their value, when Hargreayes
saw that II was gold; yet 50 So" The mind, 80 suspi-
ciOus the people, II was sold ia Lombard street for a
pOuad less than its market value for nearly two years.
IL was only the other day they discovered that a drum
Just bali the size made the same nOise.
Only q few years since McEIenry invented the bose on the ink
bottle, and ApToid the step TO the carriage. Since NOah's inc
where ignorance l. 80 ~i-- It l. folly 10 lie bHssfuI. street rail-
Ways were ho~iet down when hrst proposed IN Amerca-eoun-
eiImen held hack Our ferry boats are constructed, as hope
IHrar. hear Al The New York pier Ole day. a team Of horses
Salsed on, a. sell bred horses aiSays do, and took their proper
place On the boa;-then shortly aiterSarls, a team % sleek fat
mules The boat vas delayed some minutes before they we're
forced on board, and when embarked they we're smelling and
tn belief that they had stu carried their point, Tut II 20 hap
pen-d there vas a saEguiue little party in the hoid-an enthu-
D. - daiy I.nJ-i iIIrset srii ingigs on ,b- p,oasIyn ia
the aforesaid Conservative animals walking away, with the con-
yictOu that they had succeeded "a retaTdiug the progress q the
bat lCheers aud Iaughterl l am glad the simile does not
believe thai irIeks cannot re made without straw. some people
always strike ~hrn the ifon Is cold ai"ays doing the wrong
thing In the SrOns plscc-tOO late for battle. too early for VIC
tory. IT, youth nL-u are bold, ra.lCal, literal. aud IN Old axe
umfi, cau.eu'. e,issrNaLvt t= -"i"e applies tn countries
Ripe fruit fails without shaking tie tree. Street railways were
81. 80 s,d - he ygvac- I I.-,rIrrcG - 49, -
have done % but it has been uphill WORK. Those who had
car- would hear not. eyes would see MT some talked large. but
did nothing sympathy, like subscnI lions TO charities, usually
Commences with pounds, and ends with -hilHngs. Tears over
The pail sOrneumes end with laughter Over - wake. As q rule,
1 never contribute TO Charities without an express understanding
that IL shall be reported IN the newspapers. Laughter When
you are in Rome, do as the Romans do lux Mr. Witty viii
tell you, do not apply % thy lrsn hrlsaIe. l'reat laughterI
There are NOR slaves % fashion Than Of Passion. Mans memo
81 1ti-T, no his ease tl,.usbt ne mad: a mr,aber = D. %
Lament rautonei me against talking 50 strong, urging that he
dill not dare 20 introduce me 10 ms friends. when The Irish
to So my noGei., 1 told them how 1 hai been crammed for the
interview that 1 ~as told l must tax with great precision anil
dignity. Ibeggei them TO LEI M taik naturally fr-t- and then
/ would assume the dignity II th+y desired .. Innovation il
4 ostained opinions f,m Intelligent men. and vbef,.ysr
tlrry all concluded that the whole thing should BE- arranged one
M anI IN rnt. PRINTED Tor dry.r, and ranfs.,iI,. ma ~.
forms ir tie drivers and conductors large horsys; bells IN the
harness, but no bIIlders To the brides new style Of banquet
card order q toasts introducing the Prince Of Wales, and riac-
ICherrsI New fashions eune in hard
Holmes gives a BEAUTIFUL smile Of removing old notions and
impianIing new After great eNeTtiuu the stone that 20 long lay
the colony Of frightened ouseryauves-Izard running here
and inset : On this side, bugs aud insects on that, and all
The stone was taken away A year lateT the Traveller passed,
and lovely flowers had sprung up on all sides. happy in the sun
shine. lAPPIausel Wishing 10 make sure that l alone had
in what 1 vas doing. L SPOKE about raising some money.
Like CopPeraeld, trying TO sleep with one Eye open, l fouRdi !.
Could Tot Le dome Thing was uIir4ci Ny timber merchant
stood with a sleeper IN one hand AMI he bill in the other.
lChevTs AMI laugEierl The irOn-fluu!eT the same. One and
A. VII, atr~areI To ihem a relies -recuIation. III only i've
in the whole party seems 90 De the car-maker.M Nj. Main.
He had faith The fact is, I did not want their assistance, for
xsI ed % try them said one Of my Banking friends. Why
you rsaHre-sel Out' Pray, what would 1 do with the
Place st in the bank Not a mite Off My idea OF
banker il, that he should lend me money, not TIA; 1 should
.ivays assumes the air OF doing YOU a great service by allowing
Fu to dra~ out the money you have deposited with him. The
men $ ~ - Em b. c 80 80" dir, ~ le5,iT g neon tn It n ns mb W. %
IN IN 81 M -; ~ hr.I,.s TaLscar tl xor ~ vdnnI. ~ -.
,ence will take care % themselves Reverse the proyerb-why
rot say as rich as Job lie was wealthy before the fall in
liies- lLaushterl How grateful the NeS Z-aiander should
eel for having 4 street railway CIR to take him home from Lon
lon bridge. after the arduoGS dunes OF sketehins the ruins Of ST.
RauI's- Hear. hear, and applause.l
Street railways are not a P-ris'siie article, aud you vIi Ollge !
ne, gentlemen by circulating the report that they dOn't pay.
Laughter You should have heard the deep feeling Of regret
bat IL EboIe tbIog va. a drsI ftili-s. TsIS about roiny OF
he trark , Whv. + tb,urbt ma va. ION. Of The er..t arpnn5ents
q their favor, that they could get III and on without trouble.
While Liverpool vas reporting 1 vent 20 Birmingham, where /
net some 1--we m-n-tNo days were enough 'or them To- give me
he grant then 70 Manchester, whcr- tie men were liver still
NO hours dd u then I" L"ndgn: where The Mary!ehgne COM
nit;ee settL1i the QUESTION for oxford street in sixty minutes by
iys -r,diraI b-sIL- dinn-r reTserre,fy- o. r,5nr,i I.s,-e
uccess, Conservative after gaining the Gaze. Believing that the
y-rage. i again, another nenacrats. Presfisn;. I t,ink I
hail join the other siI-. SelErrcsrry4tlon prompts a man to
rave a sinking ship. When l g. % Cowress my ambition viii
= to join the party that wins 'ir~at enterprises usually fail,
two ryasoIs-hrst @nNi u 70 build them up FOR promoters
rash promises which theE never keep second. they do
IT consolidate A. they 20 nu. Knowing these rUcss, where 50
have munier,t. I shall keep in nil-charHel. aud by deal
NJ 81 The square with all -hall culrIvur 20 prevent my little
ruppy from b-caming somebody els dog. Mr.. Train re-
umed his seat amidst \ tempest % applause.l
Prom the Liverpool Post, August ST.
Mr. Tuius speech was tie most sUudsrful We ever heard 4
were snHli-s enough Ia enrich a score Il epics, and all
Apply aud apTrUprT1t-. NT. Train = original in everything he J
ard his ora0ry j. peculiar 70 himself his rlOquencr bears
d resemblance 10 the eloquence - any other man aud Il sue
e>- testihrs 20 merit Mr. Train has great merit, for il speech
ssaeriay achieved the difficult task % making the company
AMI m-rri-r. Mr. Train referred q his prepared speech,
III il was a : utilise the speech uttered - the lion ia repose sto
be lion arluAd- I
,TPERIO" LOTT LINED BUGGIES!
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81. received per bark e" Washington AlstJnr
49, for SHE hv f1OI-YN i & <pAInTNE q