The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1860-12-20

At larst i've had interview with the Prince though
1t putty nigh cost me my valerble life cawt
pljmps Of him he the PIzlrro OF the hotel In
Sarnia, and elbowed myself threw crowd OF VIM
min children sojers & Injuns that was hangn round
the tavern I was drawn near to the Prince when
red fased in NIiIingtery close grabd holt Of me
and axed me where I was gon all so bold:
ITO see Albert Edard the Prince of Wales, sez |;
who be you 80
He sed he was Kurnal Of the Seventy Fust Regi-
ment, Her Majesty's troops. | told him hoped the
Seventy Onesters in good health, and was passn
by when he ceased hold Of me agn, and sed in tone
Of INDECENT curprise:
ssWbat, Impossible 1t kaunot be Blarst my
hize, sir, did 1 understan' yu to say that you was
actooally goin into the presents Of Is Royal lnlss
THAT'S what's the matter with me-" replied.
:" But blarst my hize. sir, its unprecedented. It's
orfuI sir. Nothn' like il hain't happened sins the
Gun Power Plot of Guy Forks. Owdashus man, who
air yOu."
.:Sir,'' sez I. drawin myself up putin on a de-
fant air. az line Ameryean stterzen. My name IS
Ward lme n husband & the father of twins, which
Ime happy to state they look like me- BY perfeshun
Ime n exhibitor of wax wurks & sich.'
GOOD God 80 yelled the Kurna, 80 the idee of an
exhibitor of wax hggers goin into the presents OF
Royalty The British Lion may well roar win rage
SezI. :. Speakin Of the British Lion. Kurnal. Ide
Ike to make 4 bargain with you fur that beast fur
few weeks to add TO my show" L diden-t meen
nathin bv this was only gettu orf goak. but you
orter hey seen the old Kurnal jump up howl lie
aetooaIIy fomed at the mOwth.
This can't be reaI,' he shOwted '' No. no. It's
a horrii dream. Sir, you air not a human 0eln-
Won hev no existents-yure n Myth ~
ssWaH'' sez /. 80 CID hoss, yule find me q ruther
onkomfortable Myth ef you punch my Insrds IN that
vay agin-" began to get little rlied, 1or "nen
he called me Myth he Puncht me purity hard The
Kurnal now comments shOwtin fur the Seventy Ones
ters ut fust thawt Ide stay and become Marter
to British Outraie, sich course mite gt my name
up X be n good advertisement for my show, but 1t oc-
curre,i TO me that II any of the Seventy Onesters
should happen to insert barrOnet into my stummIck
IL mite be onpIeasunt, x | the pint OF runuin
Orf, when the Prince hisself KUN up ana axed me
what the matter was Sez I, .. Albert Eiar, Is that
yu..' and he smilt x sed it was Sez |, . Albert
Eiard, hears my keeri. cum to pay my resPecks
To the futer King Of lngland- The hurnal OF the
Seventy Onesters here Is ruther smaw pertaterS OUT
Of course you ain blame fur that. He puts on 30
many airs tho he the Bully Boy with the glass
eye"
Never mind sez Albert Edarl, - lime glad tn
see yu Mister ward, at all events" X he tux my
hand 80 resl4ut like X IITfed sweet that fell IN
love with him Onct- lie handid me segar We
sot down on the PizirrO * commenst smokn rite
cheerful. .
wall seq 1, ALBERT EIard, hOw's the old
6kSs"
Her Majesty * the Prince are well,'' be sed
81 Duz the old take his lager beer regular I:
Inquired
The Prince Iarfed & intimated that the old man
dbi MT let many kegs Of that beverdge sPiIe IN the
selar in the coarse Of yere We sot ta~ SEQ thers
saal time about matters * things y oiHeOy a&ed
him how he Hke1 bcin' Prince as fur as he'd got.
II. sueak pI,iu Mister Ward,'' he sei, 90 don t
much Ike it. I'm sick Of all this bown * scrapi1
x crawlin & hrrrsin boy ike me wool
rather 90 threw the country quietly and enjoy myse
in nv own way, with the other boys, and not to be
made Show Of to be garped at by everybody Wien
the ueople cheer me feel pleased. for know they
rnee IT, but If these hOss Otshuls Good know hos
| 81 threw all their moves Y understand exackIy
what they air after * knowed how l larft at eIn IN
private thayd stop kissin my hands fawnIn over
Inc as they now do. But you know Mister Ward
c.. help being Prince. * | must do all KIN to
fit myself fur the persishun must sumtime ocEepy-
That's troo," |, 80 sickness and the doctors
will carry the Queen orf one Of these dase sure yei
BORN
The time beyeu arove fur me TO take my departer
rose up and sed IS Albert Edard. l must go, ou
previs tu doin so | will obsarve that you SCOT me
Your a good feiler, Albert Edard, s. tho line aglt
Princes as a gineraI thing, L must say like the Gu
of yure Glib. When you git TO be King try and be a.
good a man a. yure muther has bin lie just y Ok
Jenrus, espeshuly TO .hOwmen, who heV al'ers OH
aboozed sins the dnys Of Noah who the fust maj
go into the Menagery bzness. ct the daily paper
Of his time air to be bleeve1, NOahs eolleckshun 0
lvin wild beests best ennything ever seen SINS tno
make bold dowt ef his snaIks was ahead OF mine
Albert Eiard, adoo -
tux his hand which he shook warmly, gl'
him a perpetooaI free pars to my show, also parse
10 take home for the Queen * Old Albert, put ol
my hat and walkt away.
Mrs. Ward" I soerquized. as L walkt along
Mrs. Ward ef you could see your husband no"
Jest he proudly goes from the presents oil the
Eing Of fngland, you'd be sorry you'd called MIN
Beest lest becawz he come home tired l nite an
wanted to 20 to bed without taking of hlz boots
You'd be sorry for tryin deprive your husband G
the priceless Boom Of liberty. Betsy Jane