, 1860-11-02

Consloer me 6Mutu. sr
The following very good story, told in The pa
psrs Of the day, is old, but VIII bear repetition
here. Dr.. Caldwell was formerly Professor IN
the University Of North Carolina
The old doctor was a small, lean man, but a9
hard and angular as tho most irregular of pine
knots. He looked as Il be might Be tough, but
be did not seem strong. NsEerthelesA he Hah
among the knowing ones, Teputed 70 Be as aGlq
as "cat;" and, in addition, was By no mcann
deficient in the knowledge Of The .noblo eclsnco
Of selfdofence." Besides, be was cool e q en-
cnmbeF. Well, IN the Freshman elass of eon-
tain year was . burly, beeiy mOunlalneer, Of
eighteen or nineteen, This genius eoneeiyfda .
great contempt for old Bolus physical dimensions,
and his soul was horined that one 80 ds1cisntih
muscle should be 70 p0tentialin rule. .lg
Poor Jones--thats what ven call him-had
no idea Of moral force at any rate be was nat
inclined to knock under, and be controlled dee.
politically by aman that be imagined that be could
lie and whip he at length determined 70 give
the gentleman genteel private threihinRs some
night in the college campus, pretending 70 miss
take him fr some fellow W-stndent.
Shortly after, on dark and rainy night, Jones
mot the doctor crossing the campus waking
up to him abruptly D 81 'l4t-ds ai-a 1f ttff
"Hollo, Smith, you rascal, Is that youi"
And with that be struck the Old gentlemane .
blow On the side Of dc face tliat ncaEly lslied
him. 1l.d 1'9d . r.1 il ~ ~ rcl. z3
Old Bolus said nothing, but squared hlmralg
and at il they went Jones's youth. weight and
muscle, made him an .ngly customer, but nf'
ter round or two The doctors Sciencg began 70
tell, and in . short time be bad knocked bis eeely
antagonist down, and vas asiradde On bis chest.
With one hand oHhis throai, dhd tIe other dtal.
ing vigorous eufIs on The side Of sheld. rf
"Ahl stopl | beg pardon, doeiorl Doctor
CaldWell--a mistaks-ior Peavens axe, doc.
tori" groaned Jones, who thought be was about
to be eaten up. q III realy thought 4 was
Smith s6a Is STA gs ifa.fif15is strT
The dq9etor replied with word and blsE
alternately.
poses consider me Smith iF'af % g
And Il Is said that old Bolus Rnro Jonss uhch
pounding, then and there, a. probably prevent
ed his ever making another misfke ae 70 personal
identity, at least on the er.s'ege campus,
| Eaala-il 3 ilIiI .-------,l--.i 'r7ari.I OnrA
The celebrated traveller, Ledyatd, paid th6
following handsome tribute 70 the female sex;
~ have observed = be ays, " that women iha an
counties are civil, obliging, tender, and humana
| I never addressed mysslf 70 them n tie ~.
guage Of decency and fiitndsnip, without ~
eeiving decent and EFisndly answer Wih
man L has often been othtFWiSa. IN WnndoIinl
over the barren plains Of inhospiiable Dtumar[.
through honest Sweden and frozen Lapland'
rude and churlish Finland, unprineplod Rnr1h
and the widespread regions Of The WundoIiha
Tartar; IL hungry, Thirsty, cold, Wei rllcl lhs
women have ever been friendly and uniformly
so; and to add 70 thia virtue (so worthy ne
appellhtion OF benevolencel these actions have
/ been performed IN 30 free and kind manner,
thatif was dry, drank the sweetest dInuehl
and if hungry, Ais ths coarsest morpd uiih
aoaole tehsh' aIl rinH
You L, ow my opinion of female society, ~
John RanoOlph. " ithoul Il wosl oull ioaaIils
into bruies. This observation plies witt n'old
fOrce 70 young men and tho9e who ere iutie pllno
Of manhood For, after certain time Of 10. he
literary man may make shilt a poor one, I
gFant) 10 do without the society Of nd1s Ioh
young man nothing Is 50 important g z lpIit %
devotion next % Els Crsaiorl d some amiab,s
woman, whose ilnagg may occupy bis heart, apd
guard L from pollution, which bosets Il o. az
sides. A man ought 70 choose bis VIII, a1 lIlL
/ Primrose did her wedding gown, ioT qualities
that wear wellh One thing, ni least. 4 ~,
that if malrimony has is cares eelihaqy has 10
pleasure. A Newton, or q mere ahpIar, may
hnd employment in study; . man of literary
taste can receive n books powerful auxi|iafJt
but ta man must have q bosom iieud, hud clll,
dren around him % eheriah andguppprt thaiTul
rness q ola age u.sss fitrasa q dlta
"His Holiness, . aays ths Turin colruabouduhl
Of tho Tines, "appled for none -lhe other day,
and the banker, forlona, AFR sakint free lca1e
Of speech, pointed out 70 him vhero money Vas
70 be found, charging Cardinal Artouelh With
the recent embezzlement Of eight millions of
money. Presently Cardinal Wisrmdn hroheht
the same charge Against fho Secretary of State
The Pope turned his back upon ne rlain-rpotrn
banker and the blunt English Fgoalc, and would
bear never q word against his niniiter Wise
man came from th6 audience complsllly lIlIit
fallen. and waa heard toSaY i ula on tine 3
bow % The hand Of' plovtleAoe. By which he
downfall Of the temporal power Eaa Eiihlf A.
creed 90 ir1i haa o. .pfilH anaa. iiarpl'r9
A patient having hesn Recommended b
physician 70 drink he Sutl1i lSp1) Eallf ~
asked, on the nexi yisii. bow 10 iDund hinsifi,
why, doctor" said he, can't aay that fl1l
much better although have followed yonr =,
yice-butitis 80 black" " Biark. - said The nht
sican, why, what have you been akinein.
Exactly what you ofdcFld me- tooi-and riI.r,
for my wifS raksd I down ths chimney I'd
mixed it, aV ilssl & s.,. 81
In q hoVul ct Mareuas, Library. thli pas..ts
was marked and wei thumbed .~-'' There = -
object 50 beautiful 70 ne as . col1cisnciona
/ young man. watch him As DO slnrin hCnT-f
en-" "That il my view-exactly," slghed llal
Jesephire Hoops as she laid dogp ihe volume
"In lhci, think there's nothing 90 beautiful =
young uaa, sESn e healnt consoloneioaEl" /" q
jean Paul says that = Iady oiieer. II she want.
ed to give the word : halt = 10 her troops. would
d. il somewhat 10 this wise s--ss You soliitIs'
al Of you, now mind order you, as soon a. 4
have finished speaking. to stand SIN, esofy dho
Of you, on the spot uhare you happen . tot
don't you hear met halt ~. ell u yonT b
Theodore Hsok was waking, n ~ d.ys q
waTrcu's backing, Vhcrs ons n NJ euillnrinI
! Of that shining character bad written On 10