The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1860-08-02
RIET Y.
re the salt Of riches.

Aims are the salt Of riches.
Far-of water will quench near fire.
Where there three physicians there two
atheists.
That which IS another's always yearns for its lord
The best way to humble proud man, is to take no
notice Of him.
state Of sickness Is but a partial Tfe-as a sick
j. more or less dead
Remember that recreation must not be your bust
ness. but preparation for IT,
Fly in a haste from the friend who will suffer you
TO teach him nothing
They who pine in their youth. can never look
ssspruce'' In old age.
HIGH RENT.-A hole in the crown Of your bad
hat.
There are no doubt. spoken millers, but
generally they n meally-mouthed set
very well for little children to be lambs but
very bad thing for them to grow up sheep
The eve Of the law has become weak, from the
of proper practice in the courts, that it is going
TO advertise for pupil
Some author tells US that much is said about the
tongue. True, the thing Is in eyerybody's mouth.
why does father call mother honeys'' asked a
boy Of ais elder brother. Can't tell, 'cept its
because she has a large comb in her head
Despise nothing because it is weak The flies and
locusts have done hurt than the bears and
lions did
What is the difference between truth and eggs
"Truth crushed to the earth Will rise again. but
eggs won't.
Whenever find great deal Of gratitude in poor
man, take it for granted that there would be as
much generosity if he were a rich man.
gentleman praising the generosity of his friend,
observed :. He spends his money like water
Then, Of course he liquidates his debts, reoinei
wag
He that is truly polite, knows how to contradict
with respect. and please witIr" aduation and is
equally remote from insipid splaisance, and a
familiarity.
II is ha rder avoid than TO gain applause
for this may be done by one great wise action in
a age /; but 10 escape censure n pass his /
whole life without saying doing Ill foolish
thing.
II often happens that those are the best PEOPLE,
whose characters have been most injured by ISLANDERS,
usually find that be the sweetest fruit,
which the birds have been picking at.
A young lady having given a gentleman, who was
very remarkable fOr his taste in dress, playful
slap on the face. he called out, You have my
eye smart - Iudeed." said she, - well, am
happy 70 have been the cause Of making something
smart about you"
When Darius offered Alexander ten thousand
talents to divide Asia equally with him, he answered.
the earth cannot bear two suns, Asia two kings.
Parmeno, friend OF Alexauder's. hearing the great
offers Darius had made, said We're Alexander
would accept them. So would 1, replied Alexander,
were ParneHiO.
EcHoEs.-what must be done to conduct news
paper right Write.
What il necessary a farmer to assist him Sys-
TEN.
What would give a blind the greatest deIight'
Light.
What il the best counsel given by justice Of the
peace, Pence.
Who commit the greatest aI,ominntonss Nations.
What Is the greatest terriher; Fire
PrycHrAy, Spare Ri6s-Unmarried people.
a Su6fsrraaeG4 Tsgsf15Ie-Celery.
The UI0rLfs Golden Rufe-Get and forget
In India lac Of rupees IS wealth here, a lack
OF pence - poverty.
man may be said to be in a stew when you make
his blood boil.
The orator who deals largely in quotl,ions, speaks
volumes
The vino challenges comparison has to fight
against fearful odds.
The who hunts for wealth hates TO lose the
Seeing celIer nearly finished. a waggish fellow
remarked that it was excellent foundation for a
story.
On tombstone in - churchyard Is the follow
ing touching epitrph =. Erected the memory Of
John Phillips, accidentally shot mark OF affec
ton by his BROTHER
y man passing through n gateway IN the dark, hit
bis nose against n post =. / wish that post in
Ill., said he. =. Better wish it somewhere else.''
sud n bystander, g You might run against 1t again
EARLT RrsrxG.-Miss Martineau Is a great advo-
cate OF getting up early in the morning. She says
- speak from experience here. For thirty years
my business has lain in my study The practice of
early rising was. am confident, the grand Preserya-
i've o; health through many years Of hard work-the
hours gained being given not to book pen, but TO
activity. | SIX, and winter, and
tatter cold batbing) went out for walk IN all
Eeathers- In the coIdest season, the rainie=t
morning never returned without being glad that
went need not detail the pleasures of the summer
mornings In winter. there was either "A fragment
OF glbbous moon hanging the mountain, or some
star quiyerine IN the river, iccles beginning to
snine IN the dawn, worst, some break IN the
Clouds, some moss the wall, gleam on the
water, which | carried home in the shape of refresh
ment breakflsted at u, and had settled house
nod business and at my work by 81. fortified
ior seven hOurs' continuous desk-work, without in
Jury or fatigue