Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-10-23
BRING OUT YOUR MACHLNEi
COME SETH,

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VOU HAVEBEEN SILENT FOR
long time nOwi get out your Locomotive
ana let the world know that you are not dead, but
seepeth. Startle them with your double gearing or
they will begin TO think the sraeiites have knocked
you of the track. Now start along Blow your
whistle, and see what you do for your country.
stand back, master, and hold your breath while 1
BEGIN Sound the tocsini raise the cry. stand arm
Hold on Sethl you're wild. What have we TO 20
with tocsins cry and that like, when it has nothing
to do with the public weliaret Give the dear people
touch Of the old subject and no nonsense. Hurry
up YOUR machine.
One more tune, master, and she's all right.
II times all hard, aud folks want to buy cheap;
CAL at the Nonpariel and you can buy heap.
Stop aga.n; you are worse than before. Every
body knows that without your declaring it in such
hOrrid vein. Now try again.
Old Jimmy Buck was mighty great man,
For sin you can't beat hiIn-gOOdness you can.
He spent public money to the loss of the poor,
And brought famine and want to the working mans
But li06inson, the man who is honest ard true,
Give the worth ofyOur money and something more
Is doing wonders in helping all classes of people,
Prom ths man Of the pillow 10 the nau Of the steeple
The times he keeps up with in fashion and kind,
And furnishes garments TO suit every mind.
Though others talk Of great things, and hang signs
Yeu viii fnd the Live Yankee stands far above all;
His travelling bag in hand and his blue umbrella,
And bound 70 do right by the lords of creation,
And keep goods enough to supply the whole nat
Hold on, Seth why don't you give the good peO-
pie an idea what We keep. II you run on in this
way you viii make them think we keep Boots and
Hats.
Not so, master, hold on until come to the turn
ing point. Don't disturb me when | am right in
the middle Of a strain.
The kinds and the qualities, the prices and styles,
rrOwsers for Boys, and OvercOats in piles,
MaistcOats for Gentlemen, Dress Coats for all,
Pants 10 fit both the great and the small,
Big legs or tights, iust suit yourself for kind
You will find Goods to please both the eye and the
nina.
OyercOats OF all shapes, from surtout to sack,
To fit loose around the body or tight In the back.
Oi the kinds of material Of the qualities rare,
From the finest of Beaver TO the finest MOhair,
The Pilot, the Sealskin, the Cashmere and Tweed,
Anything that you ike, or whatever you need
Good Drawers and Wrappers, red, white and blue.
White Shirts with bosOms, and Fancy ones too.
India Rubber Coats and Pants, and WOOlen Socks,
Fancy Neck Ties, Suspenders, and Satin Stocks,
Pocket Handkerchiefs, Gloves, Boys Jackets and
Mittens,
Rubber Leggins-
Stop that machine, Seth, you dumb headl Have
you been looking the way at the pretty girls,
getting love sick2 Or is there cog loose? Why on
earth do you get all mixed upl Could you not have
told the public what nice lot Of Boys Clothing we
keep without mixing it up with mttens and RlOvesl
Now go to bed, and next time call have the machine
all in order and let the folks know you are the real
old Simon-Pure Seth, Grand Nephew Of the right
honorable Aminadab Sleek, Of Sleekyille COnnecti-
cut, and can make yourself an honor TO the family.
And never again forget to tell the people you be
found at the Head Quarters Of the Bon Ton, the
Nonpareil. Is2 SUPERIOR STREET, Sign Of the
Live Yankee and Red Csat, where everybody but
their Clothing. sepi7yt3w