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Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

Towing to the threatening storm this after
noon, we received no report Of the New fnri
market We give yesterday evenings.l
New York Market.
tBy Telegraph for the Daily Emprel
New YORK, Sept T.
FLOUR Receipts l,4l5 bbls; market
better /; sales II 500 at 5 65@5 rs for superior
state; 8 65@5 10 super6ne WESTERN 8 900
6 25 common to medium extra western; 6 10
96 80 inferior to good shipping extra R. FL.
10.
RYE FL0UR-Steady at 3 50@4 40.
WHEAT = Receipts l69,994 bu market
better; sales 100000 bu at l 2s for Mil
waukee Club; l 36@l 40 for winter red ives.
tern; 42@l 60 for white WESTERN l 400
| 4S for white Indiana and Ohio.
RYE-Firm at 80
BARLEY-Firm
CORN Receipts 7O,56s bui market
heavy; sales so, 600 bu at 6s@7O for sound
mixed western; 66@7O for round yellow
PORK - Steady at 10 20 for old mess
l9 80 for new mess.
wHISKY--Firmer n. 24l@25.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
FOR SALE.

convenient two story Brick Dwelling Jones street,
containing rooms, summer kitchen, cistern, well,
cellar, stabliug &c. with choice fruit This property
will he sold at bargain fapplcaton be made soon,
the owner wishes to remove from the city. Enquire OF
ie32 CHAS. +. CLARKE, Third st,
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

From N. Hamn, Agent O. c. G. r. R, Wilmington
hereby certify that DR.. schlosser extracted for me
four very troublesome Cons, of years standing, with
out any pain, and satisfied that they
fully cured. N HAMLIN
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

From Or, 3, NJ, Lands, Phil. City Water Cure inst.
DIR. schosser has extracted eight painful COINS from
my feet without the least pain and the greatest sasc
ton To myself 1 would by all means recommend him
to everybody who is stormented with these evils.
S. Lands, NJ. p.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
CITY Matters.

Ddy- Probate Court adjourned yesterday
The business before it at the late term was
not extensive as on former occasions, and
speaks well for the public morals, as it indi-
Gates an improvement in criminal matters.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

From Hon. ]. A. Garfield, Pres't Of Hiram College
hereby certify that DIR. schlosser has removed for
me Ave very painful Coms Of long standing, without
any pain whatever and with fair prospect of com
plete cure. J. A. GARFIELD.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
Excursions.
Perry Monument Inauguration
AT
CLEVELAND, September 10th.
LITTLE MIAMI and COLUMBUS and XENIA
AND
CINCINNATI, HAMILTON AND DAYTON
RAILR o AD s.
@rrursions.
D~-HALF-FAREi-Va

n nOUND Trip Tickets good going from Dayton on
IL 1875 A. Nj train, Septer Der 10th, and good re-
turning lrom Cleveland until 60b N. trn and Column
bus until ll;2O n. tram, September nth. The uck-
cts will lie pl iced on sale on Saturday afternoon.
p, W. STRADER, Gen. Tiki Ag..
sw. KING, Agent. se5dA
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

From Major General @. A. soroggsl
Dr. Schlosser has extracted number Of Cons from
my feet without pain; on the contrary, all pam has
been removed. q. A. SCRoGGs.
Buffalo, July TO- 1859.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

tFrom Hon John Wentworth, Mayor Of Chcago.l
DR.. schosser has operated upon my feet successful
ly, and without the least pain.
Chicago, June, 1860. JOHN WENTWORTH.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

D~As yesterday was considered a very hot
day, we will give the correct temperature, as
shown by the standard thermometer at the
Drug Store of Mr. J. Dietrich, in the Phillips
House, Third street
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
20 Rent

To nENT-
Store Rooms on Third and Jefferson SITS.
nh2tf d. BECKEL.
JNOR RENT.--1he 4th story room in the "EMPRE
IL BUrLDING Third street, has been newly Painted
and Papered, and is q very desirable HALL, being
of easy access and well lighted and ventilated.
iyl9u HENRY l.. BROWN.
WANTED TO RENT.-A Cottage House Of
w four rooms, within five minutes walk of the Court
House. Rent not to exceed IS per month. Apply at
the Empire Counting Room. au23h
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
Valuable Farm for Sale.

TINIE subscriber offers his farm for sale. situated in
Jackson township, Montgomery county, about II
miles from Dayton, containing 100 acres two thirds of
whcbare eleaPed and well improved. good bearing
orchard on the premises; alsoa stream Of running wa
$40 per acre, in reasonable payments. Enquire of D.
A. or j. Shllwell, on the Lexington road eight miles
west of Dayton, address the undersgr cd through
the Dayton 2. o.
anl3dtdM5 JACOP STILLWELL.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

From j. W. Gray, Ed. Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio
DR.. Schlosser has extracted seven troublesome
Corns for without pain, and with every prospect
OF permanent cure, can cheerfully commend him
to the public patronage. j. W. GRAY.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
Choice Lot for Sale.

XTERY suitable for a Hotel The lot ~ the North
V East corner Of Sixth and Ludlow-6e 2-3xlOO feet.
Thisfs location well adapted for Hotel and the prop.
erty is offered at price and terms to suit any one
wishing TO purchase. CHAS. L CLARKE,
ie2S Third street.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
TatIor.
Bankers.


Omee-No. as jefferson street, Dayton
my and sell Exchange Gold Silver Uncurren Bank
ID Notes, and discount approved business paper At
low rates. le4mloia"uN
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
From A. L, Elwyn, NJ. ~

certify that Or, schlosser has removed Coms from
my feet without the least pain and sklllhlly
Phila., May 22d, 1859. A. L. ELwYN.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

From Professor J, Gilbert, Philadelphia
DR.. schlosser has removed four Corus for me with
out pain, and satisfactorily. J. GILBERT, NJ. d.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
[From hon. chas. G. Van znnatl

From Hon. Chas. c. Van zandtl
DIR, schlosser has, to-day, operated upon very pain
fll Corn Of mine with perfect Success relieving al
pain and remoyingi ii without suffering.
CHARLES c. VAN ZANDT.
Providence, h. l., Oct. 2sth, 1859.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

IIOR sALE-THE LUTHERAN CHURCH, cor
Il of Fourth and Jefferson streets, land if want
e with all Its furniture and fixtures For TERMS apply
either 10 +. GEBHAKT, or
p ian2i JOHN MoREYN0LDS.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

InAdddon 70 the above authenticated testimonials
many thousands are in Dr. schlosser's possession
amongst them great number rom ladies OF the high
est standing in Amenca and Europe
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
t0- RES -@s
COrnS, BuniOnS, Soft COrDs,
T Ell e r e r II

This, Dr. sCHLoSsER has the satisfaction of stating
that he is enabled to do thoroughly after heightened
course Of the most sedulous and unremittng study,
which enables him to effect 1t without cutting in any
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
AMERICAN TEsTIMoNIALs,

From Robert Parks T. s. C. Collector, Cleveland, o..
Dr. schlosser has removed several Corns from my
feet which have heretofore given me much pain. The
Doctor extracts them without the least pain and to my
entire satisfaction. ROBERT PARKS.
Cleveland, Ohio, April, 1850.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
ReaI Estate agrnrp.


rHAa "A nrApKr
-
q ~ A rt~-s--,
IS Ht "A IL H SH "A UH
.,n
AMI
NEMEDAl AnEMT
WILL buv and uel On, eo,nrnlas,on pas Tr.taso os
w All inds ponds land WarrSs,s M Nn,as ~ No. ~
ol,es 3c mate coerors snd W
agenc, d t,ip Ny 10 tsnssln s
ssle n made '''''' ~ u''e''
- - ---
IfOR sALE.-A comfortable two story Brick Dwell
~ Jung house on slnitn street, near broEn contain
B vroons, eear, Welt hall porches stable carriage
1usg p, s woo nolGe . 2, various nds Large
r1n I,is ie',ce. a.. 4. ,4-.,,.. ,...-, H.,
Depot AMI hnt three soayss from M. ,sr I, iii
- soli NJ Larsai, ta,,Ir. ~ IN i' e'' !" "'i
ana CHAs hi cIAIiIsE n Peai Faint. As,t nj a
80. /, - - -s,-''. = ne', - -
r1opaAIE a - a = - - =. -,
Hodn 80 nue. ,son, .ne ea,lwes, ,
cstor, ~ ,,ood rra,,sy t,.s,, aS 80 " M ~.
nun Of every csoi1 ption pest noIv nes,d
Vr'As' r. hts as. le,a E,,a,s agent
-, - : .'s.,,ei,, =, gu y.
I1OR SALE OR RENT.--A very convenient nasne
j. House, Of Rooms, Stable, &C. located within a
lew minutes walk Of the centre Of the city Win be
CIAs. RI. CLARKE. Third Street.
-. -
ARM FOR sALB.-loO acres q miles from New
I Casune, DARK County, and y miles from Browne
Stson on the ID w X X, $50 acres under fine cuiti-
has"a - ~ i,i u.,o u,wep,nei f, uhne uAin; Also,
creeE ~ p,,rn;ng ,sa,er bsb h 5 sPfng5 NM
lad ana h haia,oa iot ', ,,, ~ elo.
Tbis H. rsic Pr,q qu d ~, AZ 1eeonn E oo'o' s @
,ces 49,, iad h . n WI NJ ~ so,u y vi cen' %
rin,ty ''iu nus '''uiJ S0'u ior IN 'he W
ATeo
\. /, .roo. /, ,,i,o -, y Si5lJ, si4, = -. -, -,
@ , M 49, VI ,,luney Vh nhe rohd; 20
h uesr Se anli NoIoreante frame dWeun9
l oI,, ~ M ooi'' "e'' 'isein' oreh"rui &C. l@hu OF
sOV' H'9 Arso
oa .,..s 80. 49, ri-'el Z, -. f, i, -. 40
go ~ r. = is lL.hnu, huout ~
other y, i,' 1 h ntI nguse' "uge ua'h Anu
V'"7i Wv s "'''o"sS' "o1q ~ gIei'"u 81 &C.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
CHEAP FARM.

1cn ACRES IS miles North West OF Union City,
lou Randolph county, Ind, miles nom the Belle
lonune Railr al, and "a miles nom the unyng VII
lage of Ridgeyle; 50 acres under cultivation and in
crops; dwelling out houses, sttie, bearing orchard
sc, Sc. Price S2OOO cash, or sl4 time pay
ments.
ALSO,
splendid Farm Of 4l3 acres adjoining the above,
known the "Meak Farm; this comprises the richest
body OF land in the county, nearly 500 acres under cn
yaion; Us No. bottom land good stock wafer,
fine orchard Ac. Buildings and enres IN good repair.
iy23 CHAS. T.. CLARKE, Sd 81.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
Cover the Rhine:

SMITH STREET near Brown;
JONES STREET, between Brown and Jefferson;
GREEN STREET, Jefferson and Tecumseh.
JACKSON ST., Fiith and Van Buren,
WAYNE STREET, South Of Fifth;
BAINBRlDGE ST., North Of -
CLINTON STREET near Third;
SECOND STREET, East Of Webster,
These many Of them very choice pieces OF property
and all are offered low / have besides those above
enumerated large amount OF very cheap property in
the suburbs, for sale and trade.
CHAS Il. CLARKE, Real Estate Agent
e2s Clrgg's Building, Third IT.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
DWELLING HOUSES.

or every description and price. The following is the
" location of some OF them:
FIRST STREET, between Main and Jefferson;
SECOND sTRERT, below PeTy-Three hne dwell
ngs.
THIRD STREET
FOURTH STREET
FIFTH STREET, between Main and Ludlow;
WILKINSON ST, Fourth Rnd Fifth;
LUDLOW STREET, 4" First and Water;
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

From Rev Chas. W. Quick
The operations Of DR.. schlosser unattended Will
pain, aud removed the cons efiectually He remove,
several for me 10 my entire satisfaction.
CHARLES W. QUICK.
Pittsburg May 9Th, 1855.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
CAUSING THE SLIGHTEST PAIN.

The most tmd persons may place themselves, with
perfect confidence, in his hands without experiencing
the slightest fear Of his mode of treatment
DR.. sCHLoSSER's great success among the first
families in America well among several Of the
Imperial Royal families Of England, has gained for
him several thousands of testimonials, from some oi
which he hegs to submit the following
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
Candies.
To Lovers of Good Things.

IF you want your Party or Wedding Tables decorated
j with
CAKE ES AND PYRAMIDS
OF every description, that can't be exeelled. Leave
vonr orders Mt MARSHALL'S,
jyls No. %@3 East Third ST. Dayton "
II 90 In MARSHALIqS,
iyiS No 223 East Third st., Dayton, o.
CtMALL CAKES.-A good assortment Of Small Cakes
- kent constantly on hand at MABSHALLS
iyls No. 223, East Third st., Dayton, o.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

A DOUBLE Medium Printing Press and about $50
n lbs. Long Primer and Brewer Type. The Type has
been in about two years, and still gives bright,
clear impression. The press is as good as new Per.
sons desiring TO purchase can get bargain. Apply at
the Daily Empire Counting Room. Jyls
NOR sALE.-Two valuable so acre Farms for sale
Il at Public Auction. will sell the premises, at
public auction, in Jefferson township, Montgomery
county, Ohio on Saturday, September l, 1860. The
property known MS the Recher hrm, divided into two
30 acre tracts each tract has 40 clear and 40 acre
timber; both tracts have running water on them, ana
either of them will make delightful farm. One OF the
tracts has good house and barn. orchard OF NUT
trees, &c. For further particulars, refer to
elitiyl JOSEPH LAMBERT.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
Aost

HARVEST HOME PIC NIC-REwARD.-
IL pocket case of Surgical Instruments was lost at
the Pic Mic in Wilson's Grove last Saturday. The
finder will he literally rewardedby leaving at this of
fee au2;iwG
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

nor RENT.-A convenient Dwelling House ON
II West Second street, containing rooms, cellar cs.
tern, wood house. stae Sc., sc. Large lot with choice
ruit and shrubbery Possession gwen August 10. En-
qnirr Of aus CHAS r. CLARKE, Third st.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

INOR sALE-Two acres of land with store house
r and dwelling house ON il, situated IN West Sonora,
Prebe county, Ohio, 20 miles west of Dayton, on the
DAYTON and Western Railroad The storehouse is Of
brick 40 by so feet stories high situated immedi-
ately on the railroad The dwelling is the store
q frame cottage, containing five rooms and porch i
will sell said properly very low and easy payments
Inquire on the premises, or of
jan2l ID. nj. CURTIS, Dayton,
AND WARRANTS bought and sold.
! nDl d. BECKEb.
NOR sALE-A HOUSE AND LOT on Main ST.
II IA squares from the Court House, and known as
the Temperance House. The house is well calculated
sor hotel boarding house. Lot 495 front, l49 feet
YiG HENRY KISSINGER.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
FLoURING MILL FOR SALE.

VACANT LOTS in every part of the city, for sale
Y trade Cheap. ie2s CnAs. y. CLARKE. Sd 81.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

B6y~We have seen great many works OF
art, and have examined quite a number of
that character which have drawn alike heavily
upon the time and the genius of the artist At
this moment we cannot remember to have
seen anything in the line Just cited which bet
ter pleased us, or more nearly came up to our
standard of excellence than piece Of orna-
mental pen work, we saw yesterday, and which
was the handiwork of Capt JoHs L. TYLER,
Professor of Penmanship in GRTER's Dayton
College, Browns Building, Third street As
finished piece of pen work, we will put it
against any thing of the kind ever executed
and exhibited here We profess to know
something about the style of work to which we
allude, and we pronounce it very superior.
The Captain will receive pupils at the Col
lege, and proposes to succeed with any pupil
who possesses an ordinary stock of the imita-
tive, and fair share of common sense, in
about dozen lessons. We cheerfllly recon-
mend the Captain to our friends and patrons
young and old, who desire to write plain,
neat, and elegant hand. His terms are mod
crate; and we hope that when gentlemen pass
through the Mercantile School they will not
neglect to take on the necessary polish which
none but the Captain is capable of imparting.
BI~A young couple, man and his wife
came into market last night-or, rather this
morning.and after talnng.a jaunt around the
market space, concluded it was too early to
stay,,up for good, and laid downin their wagon tc
take a nap II seems that the wife got tc
sleep right away, but the husband after vainly
endeavoring to get a nap, arose and wen
forth to take "snifter, with the hope tina
he would feel better The woman was a
length awakened by the bed on which she LAY
disappearing beneath her In the fright o
the instant she called her husbands name
and strange voice answered. She at onct
knew what was going on, but concluded to 50.
nothing until her husband returned She wait
ed so long that, dispite of the interruption sh
received, she had got asleep again when he
man arrived She related her adventure, AM
, he at once proceeded to ascertain what ha'
, been done in his absence. 1t seems the wag
on was loaded with pears, and during his al
sence, some scamps had pulled apart tn
loose boards at the bottom ofthe bed, and ha
stolen nearly all his pears
Jane and the baby went home without neN
dregg
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
Saving, Planning and Moulding Mill
For Sale

OCATED in central part ofthe City; vacant ground
/ 4 attached. Twenty five horse power Engine with
entirely new boiler, Planer, Saws, Moulding Machine,
Shaitng, &C. all in good running order. The properly
will be sold low and easy terms application to
CHAS, f. Clarke, Third st., Dayton.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
agricultural.

CtUGAR CANE MILLS, Of the most approved kinds,
y and Of warranted quality. TO press irom one 70
two barrels Of juice an hour. o.,,,,,,,,
ael3 b, MoohhOLL,
CtUGAR EVAPoRAToRs of various sorts, from 20 to
- co dollars. Call and examine at the Dayton Agr-
,SIitnrai Warehouse l.. W0ODHULL,
ana 260 Third street, east OF p o.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

M arces l mile west Of Sidney, on fine road IS
acres under cultivation. Comfortable frame dwelling
house OF rooms. Well, cisern, orchard, &C. Land o
good quality.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
FARM FOR SALE

A GOOD Farm IN Clay Township near Salem, Of lI3
n acres ~ acres under cuiyationi excellent timber
large two story Brick House. nearly eight roOms,
large bank barn two fine orchards and all the nccessa-
~ uut buildings. Price $50 aii acre. Enquire OF
aus CHAs. v, CLARKE, $40 Third Il
NOR RENT.-The property known the Shaef
II fer House half mile east Of the city, the Ken
IA Pike There Is and "A half OF ground and tho
lauildngs are all in the hest order. Enquire Of
aus OAAs. Il, CLARKE, $40 Sd st
NOR sALE-CHEAPi-seyer Good Wheat Drills
| II ENQUIRE of CHAS. Il. CLARKE,
au2b No. $40 Third street.
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08
Graduated lands-Seoure Your Patents,

T s highly important TO all those having land entered
over q year that they should secure their patents
without delay, and thus perfect their titles. have such
arrangements to be aide TO get all patents uheher
settlement made not No charge until the patent
5 delivered. Auls CHAs. r. CLARKE, Third 81
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

30 ceres on the Shacrtown Pike, four miles from the
city. Handsome two-story frame house-0 rooms.--
Fine barns, good hearing orchard, smoke house, spring
house, &c, &c. An excellent quality Of land. Terms
easy
Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1860-09-08

Several good improved Farms in Darke and Preble
counties, Ohio; Randolph county, Ind, and Lawrence
county, ILL., prices within the reach OF all, say nom
SO 10 $50 per acre Call I'D read the descriptions.
jy36 CHAs. f. CLARKE, Clegg's Building, Sd n
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1860-08-09

MADISON COUNTY Hon. R. Hutcheson,
member Of the Legislature, has issued
an address to the Democracy Of this
county, occupying nearly six columns, a
gainst Douglas, and in favor of Breckin'
ridge and Lane. He says if they man
fully stand by the National Democracy,
"Stephen A. Douglas, will pass into thai
oblivion with Martin Van Buren, who
headed his Free Democracy in le48 te
destroy the Democratic party" and adds
do not claim that John G. Breckin'
ridge and Joseph Lane are entitled tc
your support, because they are regular
nominees of the party: but do claim
that they are noble exponents Of true
democratic principles, and as such, are
worthy the support of all true democrats
For one, have not gone into this canvass
in any factious spirit. had hoped fol
harmony and Cancellation in the selection
Of an Electoral Ticket. but when our
propositions are spurned, and no condl,
ton left but to crawl on our bellies and
lick the dust from the feet Of Stephen A
Douglas, honor leaves but one course te
pursue.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1860-08-09

BY MRS. GEORGE WASHINGTON wYLLYs.
The lady in the omnibus, who has tbe
prettiest little hand in the world, and
who wears such thick veil that he emit
for the life Of him, tell whether her face
corresponds with it!
The man who knocks at his ofice. door
for "aliltle subscription to be,n tnwarJs
spreading the Gospel in foreign lands
(whoo, by the way, don't need Il half as
much as he does y! ' -
The "dear little creature" at n nartv
VINO asks as particular favor, to exam-
Inc the pattern Of his embroidered shirt
oosom' when he knows that there is a
button OIL and two gigantic rents under
the bows OF his silk neck tie!
TIE seedy gentleman who wants to
borrow five dollars, and is quite certain
that be shall be able to repay the small
loan in ee'y few days.
The exceedingly though!less acquain-
lance lai, who nnwittingly mentions to his
wile the fact that such sum of money
has been lent (wjthout her knowledge Of
course.)
10 have his wife suddenly find out
that the night'key has somehow got lost
when he wants to remain out little later
than 10 usual at rail-splitting convention.
10 be obliged to wear his old hat, al
though he can't very well decline, having
Just given his family lecture on econ-
omy.
Iohaye his wife discover the end Of a
cigar In his coat pocket, after he has sol,
EMMY declared that he has not smoked
in twelvemonth.
, 10 be asked to "hold the baby" at a
railroad station, while its mamma gets
her baggage checked and don't he wish
,. he could check that part of it in dinity
!; AMI long cl thes?
= 10 have the mamma forget to return,
y until the cars are Just starting, so that
: he is obliged to leap on board in very
undlgnltied haste, and then to become
aware that the sweet innocent has been
n u amusing itself by sucking his cravat ends
" 10 hear himself pointed out in crowd
. as that dshaired man." when he has
., Just been flattering himself that his locks
II are beautiful auburn!
- - All these things he hates with a perfec
a. hatred, and who blames him for it?-
I' Life illustrated.