The Democratic press. (Eaton, Preble County, Ohio) 1860-1865, 1860-11-08
Little or Nothing.
......Adrice to a Tenor-B natural.


......Advice to q Tenor-B natural
......In all the aspirations of this life, aim
high.
THE disconnected man finds no easy
chair.
.,.,.~. Resignation is a sure grace among
officials. ~ '"t psi
WHATS all the world to a man when
his wife, a widow
~, How to become a real estate agent
marry Il rich wife,
.....:said n conccited young lady7;"You
men are II covet-us-sct.
lille who constantly fishes for sprats
will never catch a whale.
......Thr Empress of Russia was safely de-
livcred Of a Prince on the Sd.
1.-THE great rock upon which all our
fortunes rise is ''rock the cradle.
ribbons of any kind should be wash
ed in cold soapsuds, and not rinsed. ~
......A bit of glue, dissolved in skim milk
and water, will restore rusty Grape.
......A good surgeon must have an eagles
eye, IL lion heart, and a ladies hand.
......A fashiOnably dressed woman, like a
ship in motion, has a graceful swell behind.
......If falschood paralyzcd the tongue,
what a death-likc silence would pervade So
ciety, ..,..t ....-.
......A gentleman is a human being, comb
lining a woman's tenderness with a mans
courage. i
Zone penny a day will buy food in Chi
ma sufficient to enable Il man to live COM
fortably.'
......A Frcnchman, seven feet eight inches
high, is stopping at the st. Charles Hotel,
New Orleans.
......" MADAM, your shawl is dragging in
the mud We'll, suppore it is, isn't it
t~ashionable?'
......The greatest pleasure in the world is,
to do a good action by stealth and have it
found out by accident,
......Blondin, having made a fortune by
risking his neck, is now about to return to
Europe to enjoy his money.
......Although Lynn provides q great
many ladies Boots and Shoes, all the brOgue-
AIMS come from Ireland.
......M,crs, the Houstan deer buntcr, saws
he has killed six thousand deer in the last
nine years on the Houstan p%rairics.
......A New York paper says q "full even
ing dress is n white cravat' This is still
more airy than the Georgian costume.
.....Ignorapcc aud conceit are two of the
worst qualities to combat. 1t is easier to
dispute with a statesman than a blockhead.
......Those men talk most who are in the
greatest mental darknrss-frogs cease their
croaking when a light is brought to the wa
ter-sidc.
......Sorrow m soon enough without
dependency. 1t does a man no good tocar
nv around with him a lightning rod to at
tract trouble.
......A ncgress, speaking of her children
said of one who was lighter than the rest: 81
ncbber could bear that ar brat, kase he show
dirt so easy"
......An Ex-Governor of Maryland has re
tired to a hcrmit's life in the woods, deter
mined to pass the remainder of his days il
obscurity and poverty.
. MANY women are loved, not knowing it
and many fancy they arc loved wh.n the,
are not. These latter generally find out thei
mistake after marriage.
......B. +. TAYLOR speaks of the old cradl,
red once wherein successfully the young
navigators on the sea Of life took passage
the little pilot boat of humanity,
......A western editor says he was taught
when Il boy, to refrain from grumblingat two
things: the one, that which he cannot help
and the other, that which he can.
......There is more goodness in virtue
kindness and checrfulness of heart, than il
all the cold, canting solemnity, that was ev
CIR put on rs u mask Of sclfshness.
Edwards of 50, 900 was abstractc,
rro,. the pockets Of different persons witt
followed Ike Prince Of Wales to West Point
Ladies were the princil" al sufferers.
......It is worthy ofnotiec, that, while sec
ond thought are hest in matters o. .ludgt
mcnt, first thoughts are always to Ec preir.
red in matters that relate to morality.
......Therc is orc thing that goes a lon,
way to reconcile the people of this country t.
the iuAiction'that they have suffered in OLE
Bucks administration-thc breed is extinct
......It is said of the French ladies tina
their fOndncss for effect runs to such exces
5 that widows that have lost their husband
practice attitudes Of despair before the mir
ror.
....., The saying of a White Mountain
g stage driver to a New Yorker sitting withhin
IL suppose if | went to New York | SHOULD
gawk round just as you folks due up here,
is not bad.
1.-The reason why so many marriage
among the rich end unhappily is to be foun,
in the fact that they do not so much deman,
that heart should beat to heart as that purs,
should chink to purse.
1.-THE most important lesson of life is t,
know how to be happy with ourselves, whcr
home is our comfort, and all in it. Do no
rcpine away happiness by thinking tina
which is good may be better.
.,...."Thcre is no place like home" said
brainless Top the other day to apretty Youny
= lady, ado you really think SOP said tn
young lady. "Oh ycs?' was the reply
Then why don't you stay thcre?'
...,."So there's another corruption Of MI
Vociferous,' said Mrs. Partington, as she pu
on her specks, THE papers tells us abou