Wabash express. [volume] (Terre-Haute, Vigo Co[unty], Ind.) 1841-186?, 1860-07-11
Jiutowu loon Is Domini 1850.

DAAOADAA- w tlcu nOlQ
cum TO jintown last night that Duglis
was eleclei to the nomination of the
Baltimore convention which adjourned
sina dy from Carliner to meet in ioon,
thar was a crate outpourin of the jim
town dimocracy, fur the purpose of
holdin a spontaneous raterfycation.
But on account Nv thar being no nag
metic paragraph to jintown we wus
ateard IL wus mistake, and felt on
sartin as to how we orter perceed.
The male carrier fetched the newsand
when we pinned him down close. TO
be certain about it. so we mite know
what kiud NV resolutions to draw up,
he sed either duglis was elected presi-
dent or else thar wus a fite, and he
wouldent be certain which. This
put us to a great quandry. Thar
wus Just scores NV dimocrats in town
all feeln enthusiastic and holdin
a ratifyiu meetin, and nothin to rafferty,.
AT this pint Squire Bobins riz up and
seys he, "Feller dimocrats-spt sen
we ratify the dimocracy in ginerel and
then hold a mother ratifyin at some
future Period; Cat this the democracy
gin ) nashunal churs and Joash Tru-
grit wus immejiently appointed TO
bring in resolutions expressing
the feeins of the meetin, and
Doctor Jimpson was appointed to
help him, but jist as we wus about re-
trim down to Old Muggins grocery
fur to draw EN- up word cum agin that
Duglis wus actually elected. When
that word cum the cheerin that wus
done in jintown would made chicau-
ger trimble in its boots. Many dino
Gratis has had to wear strengthen plas-
tiers on their lower jints ever since on
account NV over doom it, a hollein.
and one dImocrat actually tore his
new butternut britches from stem to
stern, rollin over and over in squire
bobin's dogfennel patch cheerin fur
duglis, he also lost his money puss,
and terbacker. By this time me and
DR.. Jimpson, fetched in the resolu-
tiohs, which wus received with three
powerful churs afore any body knowed
'chot sOas IN en-. Then l perceeded
to reed EN- as follows:
e lst. Resolved that Jude duglis are
the fathe NV his country, and alters
/. wus, and will be agin.
= end. Resolved that God made the
world fust, and then Judge duglis
i and that all that yarn about Adam are
e a black republican lie.
3rd. Resolved that at fust the lin
town democracy wus in favor of Jemei
Burcannin, and would abin yit eff h.
had abin nominated, but now thei
fust choise is duglis and always wus
4th. Resolved that when election
u day shall come Linkum will get lick
e in, and the dimocracy will sweel
It america from the north pole to califof
y ny, and from sammy qnaddy bay 4
}. Carliner, and as fur round as yancy
J. and the other succeeders.
), 9Th. Resolved that the lintowI
u nashunal democracy is now ready flu
is the millennium, and that in the Ian
Is guage of the .Scripter, Judge Dugli
lie can now put one fut on the sea ant
d one leg on the solid land, and perclain
at frum the top NV his voice how ofteI
, would | have gathered you under m,
n. wings, as l would a hen, and ye Ooul,
20 not. (3powerful churs
j. 9th. Resolved h tat this pin
t. the male boy frum tother directio
# cum a ridm in town at the top uf hi
,. voice, perclaimin, that the south ha
a also nominated brackinridge d. fitz
b. patrick, and maby several other irish
f nun, and wus still pominatin. Whe
e. this inflammation kun Squire Robin
"a the president uf the meetn tuck q
70 ager; he hadn't had it afore fur yur
IS drapped the resolution, d perpose
- 8 grones fur the south, several dime
.. Gratis commenced a groanin but it a
went off into cuSsia, and we adjourne,
;. scatterin afore eny body had time I
make a regular motion.
JoAsH TRUGRTT.