The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1860-01-27

tear of their himsY mask and exhibit them as
hey are to q viriuous and just people.
BY ". p. Denny, Dayton:
Tux LApEs oF TFFN Heaven bless uem
We are hJuorcd by their presence and chcered
by their smiles. May they live a thousand
years.
by II. D. Stout, Dayton:
TW Pnrss or TiruN. An Armstrong
pulls The lever, and Mckee Cmake hay) while
The sun shincs. will keep the fraternity ont of
old Baiey-vhile Zahm (Sam) will take care
Of the "Fhcgc."
BY A. NJ Hallobaugh, Findlav.
TuE Ex-PhEstpENr or rHE Association. 80
A clean Fou,i, worthy tho imitstion Of the
younger members u the oran.
By s D Page, Cleveland:
IHE Pass or TWFtN. May its success ev.
er be equal 10 It's Hospitality and courtesy.
BY s. A. Spear, Fndlay;
THE ScuooLs oF TFrN. an honor 20 the on.
icrprising citizens and a guaranty Of the u.
turo prosperity Of their nourishing city.
BY Geo. G. Washburn Elvria;
THFN. Our brief acquaintance with her
fair sons and daughters conviuccs US that hon
or integrity, aud high appreciation Of the
MORAL obligations Of men form her chief char
ac.eriftic.
BY S D. Page, Cleveland.
Tu "SuooI MARMs" ANn ScuooL Girls
or TFFtN, Their intelligence and wit are
only equaled by their beauty.
BY ID Piatt, Mac.a check;
THE HoNEsr Pass or rirFtv. A Power
Press; for it has an Armstrong at the lever.
BY Col. S. D. Harris, Columbus.
TuE MARRIED BELLFs or TirFrv. Hanpv
The men who have been PRIVILEGED 10 RiSa
them.
BY /. D Myers, Mansfield;
TuE SUrEBlNrENnAST Or IuE TiFFN ScnooLs
"A Furnace, tFurniss) through which. when
the youth Of Tifin have passed, they will
emerge BR'oHrEn and ruRER than ever.
BY o. E. Dodge, Cleveland (Sentl
ltis very truly said
That the printers earn their BREAD
by their labor from apprenticeship as devils
80 lis fair that we should boast
That the printers have their TOAST,
As a set OF to O multitude Of evils.
May each devil have bis due,
And unto himself be true:
(For devils often make the best Of editors,)
May his pen be used for right,
May he feel that every night
He in the best condition with his creditors.
After the eating and toastiug, the tables
were removed and the admirers Of Queen
Terpsichore "tripped the light fantastic toe"
until the larger Of tho ''woe sma hours" and
thus closed the Editorial Convention at Tifiin.
The Editorial Upset, which happened
on the corner Of Madison and Monroe streets,
on Thursday last, was little episode which,
although not given in the "bill Of fare" was
a fruitful source Of humorous comment and as
good as "eircus, TO those who witnessed
thesublime spectacle. "Tho best laid schemes
Of mice and men az gang aglee, and so it
proved to those, who accepted the kind onor
Of Ed Toll for a ride through the streets Of
Tifiin and a visit TO our Schools, in the band
wagon, drawn by six spanking grays in fly
ing colors. Those, who saw Ramsey, the in
f,nt editor Of the Kanton DEMocRAr, get aboard
had their serious misgivings as to the fate Of
the equine expedition. And so il turned out
that their fears were only too well founded;
for, os the royal pageant was returning and
making grand curve around the corner Of
the street--O, cruel fnte the craft "kind O.
gin eout"-broke down upset !--and the
editorial dignitaires Of Ohio found themselves
empued promiseuously upon the ground, in
the most ludicrous manner imaginable. "Oh,
what a sight was there. my oountrymcnH'
worthy subject for painters pencil or Il po-
cts penl Such wreck Of matter and a
crush of''----beayers IL was enough to
make the face of Nature pail and draw tears
from eyes unused to the "melting mood" On
ly think of 1t the dignity and intelligence Of
the great state Of Ohio lying in one shapeless
mass Of arms, legs, demolished hats and bro
ken noses, in the streets Of Tifiin. before the
gaze Of the "wide, wide world" and to the
Infinite delight of the women and children,
who had free sight at the "Elephanti-
When Ramsey came "midships aground" :"
the conoussion must have shook the earth to
It's andpodes Some found themselves stand
ing on their heads, others were performing a
series Of "lofty tumbIng" in rcgulnr acrobat
style, while others still were having cheap
panoramic view of the STARRY heavens" on
small SCALE But Ramsey suddenly arose
from his recumbent position, like IA whale
among the little fishes, shook himself, gave
snort aud started off full tilt" for the Shaw
han House, leaving the "small fry" to bring
up the rear.
Court is still in session. The most i'm
portaut civil cases, disposed of thus far, are
the following:
Harknes5 vs.. Deisler-suit brought to re
cover buggy, which had been replcvied.-
Verdict for defendant and damages laid at
$50
David Noel vs. John Baltz, from Liberty
township-ehnrge Of slander. Verdict for
plaintiff and damages assessed at 6 cents
The case Of the State vs.. Courtright and