The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1860-05-10
yARTET h.

knowledge directs practice, yet practice increases
knowledge
Labor drives away threeof our most inyeterate en-
emies, VIZ: ennui, vice and poverty
Riches, like manure, do good till they are
spread.
Man, If he compares himself with all that he can
see, is the zenith OF power if ne compares himself
with all that he conceive, he Is at the nadIr Of
weakness.
Love Is a lively romance; marriage Is firt history.
A married has nothing farther to expect; he
must sit iown quietly and wait tor death.
Only bachelors should belong 20 clubs Hercules
gave up his cfH5 when he married DrJi1eIra, and all
good husbands should follow his example.
Misortuues are moral bitter.. which frequently
restore the healthy of the mind when IL has been
cloyeI aud -ckenel by the sweets Of prosperity.
gentleman undertook TO carve a jDint a a dinner
party. nj lid the work awkwariy. - You shall
not be my jout-exe;utor, said his next neighbor
.'wha; Is that - askeI teacher Of little girl.
pointing % the letter y. ny. that's papI's
name; I've seen him write it ever - many times
..Pota,oes.' sliI Pompey, conversing with another
gemman, ''Is ba5rboriuu4, zu-lugictl vegetable.
what grows all under ground, cept lie top, an dat
bear a clruive erouS flower at lie buttom- Potatoes i
berry good billed AMI den dry better roasted; hut
if yo1 can bah Je Lard. lie he way of all l. 90 fry
him, uekI-e den de potato meat, drink and sleep.
wellih i not acquired. as many persons suppose,
by flrtuu1te Specuttfou- and splendid enterprises,
bur by the daily practice of industry, frusalty, and
ly He found destitute. and he who relies upon any
otner NJII generally become bankrupt
The Emperor Aie=n der was present at n Collection
in Paris for one of the hospitals The plate was
held 20 the Emperor ty An extremely pretty girl Is
he r1ve his IOui- 1r- he ,prFr. - NtdemUsTlle,
this Is Gir yuur bright ry,-'' The g,rI curt~eyei
AMI presented the pII5e again What sai the
Emperor more - Ye-. -ire,'' sail she, - now
want something for the poor
UouE-rtc Ec5xoav.-Without g5o1 domestic econ
omy there T. very little personal comfort aud not
much prospect 81 happiness either IN ones self or
the I,tou-. respectively. Ut husband and wife,
parents aud children Even Ntumon. the god Of the
woris fIoIut1ry. requires of his worshippers order
method and continued attention TO objects and ends;
in iue, we'll regulated economy
ChtrIes Kingsley pens the following honey-sweet
Farewell
NJ G,ir-st ehaI, hns~ no song 70 give you1
" la'k ,si PIP 90 49,, % 20 lai. ,,. AM cray
For every day-
Ee r5oI sweet mail 'ai Get who viii be e'eysr'
Do n...- tna-- .o. .r5 , l I'm p. p. ,, LAY .gns
on r'a'i- sweet -1oS
SrvpnY UsrrrL RycrtFrs-A hot shovel held over
vanished furniture will take ont white spots.
! bit Of glue dissolved in skim milk aud water. Will
restore oil Grape
Ribbons OF any kind -hould be washed in cold soap
suls. anil riu~ei-
It your flt-irous are rough, rub them well with
fine sat. and IL will make them smooth
Olt Is the best for filling beds ltshoud be
changed once "a year
IfyOu are buying carpet for durability, choose
small figures
! piece Of soa7 rubbed on the hinges of doors, will
prevent their creaking.
Scotch suuG put Ia the holes where crlckets come
out will destroy them
Wood ashes aud common salt wet with water will
stop the cracks Of a stove, and prevent the smoke
from escaping.
gallon Of strong ley put in a barrel Of water, will
make u as soft a rain water
Cas- Travel LIKE P1zES.-The electric telegraph
Il bound to remain n mystery 20 the milton, ana
luii.rOus conceptions Of IT. aOtIs Op'rd0dt- waIch
Of the most ignorant people have formed, are
rnirth provoking ~ anything out Of Rtheial- or
under eyes Is the f.owiug story from ;he Pitts
burg Journal:
W. long since an old lady entered O'Railiys
Office IN this city, and slii she had message o. send
Wheeling In a few minutes her note was deposit
el in q dumb waiter, and a-ccuiei IN 4 mysterious
manner through the ceiling
g l. that going straight 20 Wheeling;' inquired
the old ItIy. with her eye~ bent upon the ceiling
% Te- ma -rn, - answered the clerk
% there continued she - but II
hardly possible that their towu = IN that direct
ion. When Will get an Iu-wer Mr. Telegraph -
al can scarcely tell, ma'am; It may be two or
three hours
The Old LAZY went away aui returned IN exactly
two hours just sue eutere! tEe door, the DUMB
waiter came IJwu through the ceiling
- There = your answer rlrasl-' said the clerk
The oh IJiy took tire neat yellow envelope IN her
hands, with smile and mingled gratincation and
as-Oni-hmeut.
Vow that beats all exclaimed she, 9 bless my
heart All the way from Wheeling. and the wafer
travel like piIsn-"