The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1860-12-06
THE PACIFIC
Commercial Advertiser.


ALAA NAEN-HN@ So aHH 49,
Ard. THROWN Bostnz sights aside,
t. bea: the live creafi1n-
Insean The Fancy Bali. that cone
ADD at thi- toEu a-hoppin,
Last weine<iay nizht. iu sleh 4 way
Il couldn't thias q s,rppin-
cEasr#-Air -Yank=- DooiIe.r
woai-r- cone. al3 F1ni=rs %.
wouI-r- great anI small, sin;
But the late AMI the greatest,
wozd-r vas the Bal. sir-
Idres.si myself in ban-uew s,uE-
You BET. T showed the swsier;
And trog-e-s. gracious strapped - tiEht
hey almost made re h7-ier
Hair hNei o kH-the Eo0ze-=rease sIreAd
AL over. -h0n- TIE sIirkest
Yoz ever saw just calculate.
Itra7sled. now the q1icksst
wonlers soole, and Ecaders 90, &c.
Il wasn't Iong before I stood
In stephen Giss' mansion
AMI there stool sal says she, you look
A. strT a. any Sanction"
said 7. = put on y1ur dNaus quick,
All lets - 81 tnstanter -
Then buftoa-d up ny coat I felt
The gizzard All a-cauter.
Wonders come, and wonders 20, &c.
In Just a minute anil a hair.
SaH Sai. say. she. - I'm ready -
So Of We vent. Il took one arm.
At least. 70 keep her steady
Our gallant ha-,. the richest lord
In AL SIausr Valley
Received us with \ ~bo~-dy-io,
And gave his arm tn sally.
wonfer- come, and wonders 20, &c.
We pushed right straight into the room
A hIer cried. 81 co-,lfon -
And tnen you oughter heard that band
BTass music fr the million :
You gue--. I'd heard the tune before;
They played it mighty handy
T gathered sal. and OF We went,
To Yankee Doodle Dandy.
Wonders come, and wonders 20, &c
/ erst bowed 70 your King and Queen
Then stood straight on my pinions
Said l. " spos- you've hsari before
y Uncle Sans dominions -
Ny name Is Jonathan I'm on
Atour.-a wa,er-travelin;
Just stopped 70 see your Najesties,
And take a li;tle graveEn.
Wonders come, and wonders go, &c
Then up stepped John. as big as life
"Here's M eeHd Of the cable"
Said I. " Old teller. give Us yourn.
A tight as you are able-'
well. Jonathan said he, my boy,
You heat these other shavers -
"weIl, guess l do 1 alters dance
The dsmi-seBIi-quaUsrs."
Wonders come. ard wonders 90. &c.
With that 1 vhirIed a young se~a-Nymph,
And give her such n motion,
1 guess. she must have though, she'd struck
A Hasl,tr0m in our ocean,
We talked about the temperature
fittings these Norman daughters,
They find 1t awful hot and dry
Up here above the waters
Wonders come, and wonders go, &c.
Next time. I caught an airy thing,
The pretriest IitiIe creter
You ever saw. She thought me rude,
No doubt I'll run to meet her
Said 1, = don't smooth your feathers down,
Spread out, and make n shown -
She looked as Wild as il she'd seen
An appIe-dumplin groIciH-
Wonders come, AMI wonders go, sc.
I don't know how your meetin folks
Can see a bit-a harm in
This dancia bUsiuess-allers thought
The thing tremendous charmin
Besides, the dancin-doctors say,
Il helps young people ripeni
And comes to 'em as material
As sugar-;it and igh,in.
Wonders come, and wonders 20, &c.
Guess. when the Lord Of Mater first
Conceived the N ghty notion
OF this stupendous Universe,
And set the thini, in motion;
He made the stars, from tansenss straight,
Wheel round. like Little Poodle,
And all the comets chase their tails,
And dance to Yankee Doodle
Wonders come, and wonders On, &c
To me, this danein on the Earth
Seems just an imitation
" what a book to-hum declares
The order q creation
The pIanet-dames dance round the Soils,
EcIipsin one another
The little moOn-maids, sorter scared,
All balance round their mother!
Wonders come and wonders go, SC
Dou't talk o. ssatchures, things asleep.
Give M a gal that dances,
Like when n hoss, that don't know how
To trot or walk, just PraHessg
And you may bet your head, that when
You scare mp such n cretur,
You'll find her all alive with fun,
And full Of human natur-
Wonders come, AMI wonders 60, &c
TaIkiu Of scarin, brings 10 mind
That little lave young niger!
lie travelled from me straight and yelled,
.Don'i catch me till I'm bigger"
The taHssf sight was one Tycoon
Embassador. Creations
Said T, Japan IS out at last,
And Hy among the nations"
Wonders come, and wonders 50, &e-
A Marquis, too, in crimson stuff
A sight TO be desired
lie was I never yet did see,
\ man so rich a;tir-ed-
I voE, he flashed a streak % light,
With diamonds and carbuncIes
And yet, I guess, they hadn't quite
The grit Of Aunt's AMI UucIe's-
Wonders come, and wonders go, SC.
And Mandarins, with hoss-halr tails
Sues to their heals behind en-
And TURKS. with trouses-IeGs 50 big,
TwouId take an hour 10 find EN-
And High-lanieTs, who live so high,
That, ciimbin TO their houses,
They tell me, that the men wear out
The knees Of all their trouses-
Wonders come, and wonders go, &c.
One Teller gslloPed round the room,
A nGfeT,d. they called him,
ChaseI by The butterflies and bees
I thought, they'd overhaul him
And, guess they did for when I saw
Him last he bIushed all over,
And scriHged, ~ II the tarneI things
Had Sung him through the cover.
Wonders clme, and wonders g, &c
I saw Oue thing III seen before
In B-oston-madef for shown
Your fancy firms Od=-he looked
Just ike n eek a-crOEin
Er. bor .hev On. him here Ia shane.