The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1860-11-29

"Yes!" seq she, hidln' of her putty
face behind her hands. You may de-
dend npon ii l felt orluI good.
"Glory! g!ory!" seq l. II must hol.
lar, Sal, or I'll bust wide open. Hooray
for hoo:ay. l kin jump over ten rale
fence, I can do every thing that any fell
Ter could, would or orter do" With
that I sorter sloshed myself down by
her, and clinched the bargain with a
kiss--and such kiss--talk about your
sugar-talk about yer merlasses-talk
about yer blackberry iam-you couldn't
have got me to come nigh 'em; they wo'd
all tasted sour arter that. Ell SAILS
daddy hadn't hollered out its time for all
'onest folks to be in bed, | do believe I'd
staid there all night. Yer orter seed me
when I got hum. I pulled dad outer
bed and hugged him. I pulled marin
outer bed and Rugged her. pulled ant
Jane outer bed and hugged her. Ipull-
ed the niger servant outer bed and
hugged her. I roared, I hollered, I
danced about and cut up more capers
than you ever heard tell ov. till dad thot
l was crazy, and got rope to tie me
with. 'Dad." sez I, "I'm gwine to 60
for TO get married"
"Marriedr' balled dad.
"Marr'ed!" squalled marm.
married." sqeaked ant Jane.
eyes, married." seq I. "Married all
over; jined in wedlock: hooked on for
worser or for better, Tor life and Cor death.
to Sal; l am that very thing; me Peter
sporum, Esquire With that up and
telled them al about it, from Alpher to
0megar. They were all nifty pleased
and nifty willin and 1 went to bed as
proud as a young rooster with his first
| spurs.
Oh Jehosifat! didn't feel tremendous
good. aui kept getting that way all
mite. l didn't sleep wink, but kept
rolIin' about and thinkin' ii my cup ov
happiness was full, pressed down and a
runuin' over.
~We clip the following sensible ar
ticle from the Liberty Champion, and rec
ommend it to the attentive perasal ol
every parent:
AHINT TO PARENTS.
Don't send your little son or daugher
to school under eight or ten years of age;
if you do, first get your own consent to
sacrifice the health and future welfare o
your offspring. Now, you may think
this is strange advice from lover o.
learning. and especially from one who has
been long engaged in teaching the young
ideas how TO shoot but don't get impa,
tient, read carefully the reason that we
shall assign, and then make up you,
decision.
In the first place. if you take a frag
lie, delicate, and tender young plant
from its accustomed place in the flower
garden. and transplant it under the deep
shade of the swnmp oak. where rays
Of sunlight never penetrate the green
boughs and fall upon it's tender leaves,
it will loose its green, healthy look ard
eventually wither and die; in like man.
ner. if you take little boy or girl, who
is frolicsome as the little lambkin that
sports by the messy banks of the limpid
streamlet. and shut them up in our i'll
ventilated so called school houses. from
the time they are FIVE or six years old
the ruddy glow will leave their cheeks
and the bright flash their ewes and they
will become pale sickly dwarrs, and
sink into premature graves. Again, do
you see that little bird that sits and
sings so merrily all day among the green
leaves around your beautiful home? See!
how happy it is; look again! some cruel
hoy has Gagged it. it ceases to warble its
gentle song. but quietly pines away. and
silently dies. So. with the happy child
that was wont to breathe Gods pure 'air
and drink in natures pure element--it
IS ruined By confinement So much for
the physical evils that result from. send
ing children to school so early. We
will next notice some of the mental evils
arising from such course.
What teacher in all the land who has
not felt the direful effects nf wh AT we are
about to state? 1t is this: A parent has
three or four little chaps, scarcely large
enough To walk. some Of them; he. or
she. permits them to do just as they
please at home: land you know most
Young people please to he verv rude,
they conclude that thew can't stand them
at home, thew are so bad, and hence
post them off to school. with the hone
Tat they will be regeneratcd: (telline
the children to their faces at home. he
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