Weekly Trinity journal., 1860-12-08
TRINITY JOURNAL.
Rough Brgiuning Of the Honeymoon.

Recently an athletic farmer, in the town of
Wavneshurr. took fair girl, all hathed in
tlushcs" from her parents. and started for the
town across the Pennsylvania line, to BE- mar
rcd. whore the ceremony could be performed
without a license. The happy pair Tere accom-
panied by sister of the eir-a tall, gaunt and
sharp. featured female of Thirty seven summers
The nair crossed the line, we're married. and
returned to Welsville 10 pass the night People
at the hotel where tie wedding party stopped,
observed that they conducted themselves in
rather singular manner. The husband would
take his sisternaw, the tall female aforesaid,
into one corner of the parlor and talk earnestly
TO her, gosticulating wildly the while. Then the
tall female would put her foot down" and talk
TO him in an angry and excited manner. Then
the husband would take his fair young bride into
corner but he could no sooner commence talk
ing than the gaunt sister would rush in between
them and angriy join in the conversation.
The people at the hotel ascertaned what all
this meant about nine o'clock That evening.
There was an uproar 10 the room which had been
assigned to the newly married couple. Female
shrieks and masculine Z" swears" startled the
people at the hotel, and they rushed to the spot
The gaunt female was pressing and kicking
against the door of the room, and the newly
married man, mostly undressed, was barring her
out with all his might. Occasionally she would
Kick the door far enough open to disclose the
stawart husband in his Gentleman Greek Slave
apparel 1t appeared that the tall female insisted
upon ooopying the same room with the newly
welded pair: that her sister was favorably dis
posed to the arrangement, and that the husband
bad agreed 10 it before the wedding TOOK pface,
and was now Indignantly repudatng the con-
tr ct
Won't you 90 away, now, Susan, peaceful?"
said the newly married man softening his voice.
"No," said she, 81 won't-so thereW
Don't you bulge an inch,' cried the mar
rcd sister within the room.
Now now, Maria!" said the young man TO
his wife, in a piteous tone, "dont 60 for to
cuttin up in this way-now DON'T
"I'll cut ups much's / wanter," she sharply
replied.
"Well,r roared the desperate man, throwing
the door wide open and stalking out among The
crowd, "well, Jest you two wimmin pnt on your
duds and go right straight home and bring back
the old man and woman, and your grandfather
who is nigh on to hundred, bring 'em all here
and I'll marry the whole id caboodle of 'em,
and we'll all sleep togeiher'
The difficulty was finally adjusted by the tall
f male taking room alone. Wellsville Is inJoy
ing itself over the " sensation CieOeiand Plain
dea/er.
GETTING OUT OF A ScRAPE-Two Yankees
were strolling in the woods without any arms in
their possession, and observing bear ascending
tree, with the large paws clasped around The
trunk, one of them ran forward and caught the
lear's paws one in each hand. He instantly
called out to his comrade:
jonathan, say, go home and bring me some
thing fast you can, till kill the varmiDt.
Mind, don't stay long, for Tm in q fix"
Jonathan ran off as fast as he could, hut was
an exceedingly long time returning. During the
interval, the bear made several attempts to bite
the hand Of him who held him. AT length Jona-
than came back
Halo Jonathan, what the duce has kept you"
Jonathan replied
Well. I'll tell you-When at home, breakfast
was about ready, and guessed it would be as
well TO wait for it,"
" Here, now. Jonathan" said his companion,
"come you and hold it, and III kill the critter
10 jiify."
Jonathan seized the bears paws and held the
animal while the other could kill him,
e" Well, Jonathan. have you got hold Of him."
81 guess have" replied Jonathan
"Very well, hold him FAST guess.l'll 60 to
dinner"