Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1860-06-15
TAoT, Fun AVID FANCY.

- Why is tooth drawn like a thing
forgotten? 1t is out of the head.
- Some author tells us that much is
said about the tongue. True, the thing
is in every bodys mouth,
The girl who succeeds in winning
the true love of true man makes a
lucky hit, and is herself lucky miss.
-" Mr.. Smith, the hogs are getting
into your corn-Geld" "Never mind,
Billy, I'm sleepy. Corn won't hurt 'em .
A young man without money,
among tho ladies', is like the moon on a
cloudy night-he can't shine.
CoNNUBTAL.-" Husband, don know
where that boy got his bad temper, am
sure not from me" 'No, my dear, for
don't find that you have lost any,"
- An old sailor, at the theatre, said
that he supposed dancing girls wore their
dresses at half-mast as q mark of respect
to departed modosty.
do you see anything ridiculous
in this wig Z" said brother Judge to
Curran. >" Nothing but the head" be
replied.
- The question, "can man marry
his mother I" was recently demonstrated
in the affirmative in Boston. Rev. D.
G. G. Eddy married his own mother-to
MIR. Jacob Bacon.
Quoru Ton: "Though fair her
features be, it is her figure pleases me-"
:" What may her figure be?' | cried.
" One hundred thousand !" he replied
- Philosophers say that shutting the
eyes makes the hearing more acute
A wag suggests that this accounts for so
many closed eyes at church during SER
mon time.
Dawkter," said an equisite. the other
day, ~ want you to tell me what | can
put into my head to make it right. ut
wants nothing but brains" said the ply
stefan.
-.Facotious youth Climbing to have
some fen with the LADY," say. wo-
man, that's my dog" Lady" Your
dog, is IT, CD along wild you. How
can dog belong to a puppy"
=" | say, John, where did you get
that rogue's hat p
. Please your honor" said John, :" it
is an OLD one of yours that missus gave
me yesterday"
- How many man, by throwing him
self to the ground in despair, brushes and
destroys forever thousand flowers of
hope that we're ready to spriug up and
gladden. all his pathway.
A girl sitting in fellows lap with
her arms around his neck, and looking
at the fireworks, on the evening of the
4ih of July. asked him if she was not
heavy. lie replied: "My yoke is easy,
my burdenis light"
-" Sammy, you little whelp, didn'l
l tell you to let that cats tail alone p
said an angry father TO his son, who was
endeavoring to eloBgate catr narrative
Well. old boss, what if you did
Its old Browns cat. aud viii yank
thunder out of it if | please"
II am an Dnlucky man. gentlemen, "
exclaimed poor fellow of our acquain-
tance; ''if | should take your advice
and seize Time by the forelock, | do be-
lieve that il would just come right GU;
and leave him as bald as a barber's
block"
- The Tattler relates an anecdote il.
lstra,ive of having taught the catechisn
child wandering in darkness. A
my observing little girl apfalentl,
losk in the street. aecosted her with til,
QuNtion Of Whose child are you p
a CSSld of wrath. ma am." cried the liz
Ito urSain, dropping courtesy, as it nd
dressing the parson The lady resumed
and saidA "Where were you born 2
" Born inNsin, ma'am," persevered th'
diminutive taeologian.
E5- The papers don't tell us the styl
of society in whl,h the following inciden
occurred, but, as the parties are Spoken
of as ladies aud gentlemen" w
are bound to conclnle that there is NJ
better in Milwaukee. II makes rattle
q bad showing for that snterprising town
Read:
" Some people in Milwaukee met at I
private house. preparatory TO starting OF
a picnic. Two of the gentlemen got /,
qnarrelling about one of the ladies', an,
finally fought in good earnest. The la
dies also pitched in, and sandwiches ant
doughnuts were hurled in profusion a
ant lgonistic heads. Bonnets were smash
ed and white dresses ruined, aud iher,
was general wrccking of wearing la
bilimonts When the excitement wa
over, it was decided to adjourn the picnic
fight and pleasure party being con
sidered rather too much for one day. an,
that day the Sabbath "