Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1860-09-08
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The average deaths per week in New ork
is $50; in London, l,227.
Spend your money as it goes; save it as
it cOmes-wealth will follow.
Look twice at penny before spending it,
and then put it in your pocket.
Patronize the tailor that advertises largest;
he can afford to trust you'
''Is your city healtl = one, sir?' "oh,
yes; medicine is drug there"
Pay your debts when compelled never
before-you will soon cease to be in debt.
In New Orleans, last week, there were 126
deaths, and only three from yellow fever.
Put no faith in prophets; from state of
uncertainty they put you into state OF ex-
pectation.
Smokers should have two pockets for their
cigars; one for their friends, the other for
themselves. -
A negro woman belonging to Mrs. Mary
Ann Crow, of Norfolk, Va, died, recently,
aged 100 years. -
Why are all games of chess of equal dura-
ton? Because it takes just four knights to
play every game.
In one building in Lynn, Mass, there are
daily by machinery.
Charles Fleimer hanged himself in Pitts
burg, Penn, recently, on account OF long
continued sickness.
Know every thing-never let man out
talk you on any subject If you don't know
every thing, talk as if you did.
Mrs. Fanny Kemble Butler advertises her
cottage, at Lenox, Mass, "The Perch, for
sale. She has purchased another.
A boy, Charles Graves, fell from rope on
which he was practicing, on Tuesday, near
Little Falls, N. Y, and broke his neck.
A man of philosophical temperament
resembles a cucumber; for although he may
be completely cut up, he still remains cool.
What is the difference between an auc-
tion and sea-sickness2 One is the sale OF
effects, and the other is the effects OF the sail
Cunning is only the mimic of discretion,
and may pass upon weak men just as pert
ness is often mistaken for wit, and gravity
| for wisdom.
Never flatter yourself that you have at
tanned the perfection of politeness, unless
| you can pull a mans nose without giving
him ofense. .- s-...l-.f ts-.el
The Priests of the order of Jesuits opened
| missions in Edinburg and Glasgow, about q
year ago, and already their success has been
great.
. The present steeple of st. Stephens, at
| Vienna, is about to be taken down, and is
to be replaced by a new one from the design
| ofErnst. -..t.-.- -,..,
Mans life is a race after the end of the
rainbow; the pot of gold ever fees from
| him and when he thinks he has it firmly IN
his grasp, he finds it mist.
Some scamp has been poisoning the fish in
the Kentucky River after the water had been
drawn off, killing them in vast numbers, and
tainting the atmosphere.
-t"I wish you would pay little attention
sir" said stage manager to careless
actor. "Well, Pm paying as little as can,
was the calm reply.
Samuel Tingham and his wife were acci'
dentally suffocated to DEATH near Sheridan
N. Y, by furnace of burning charcoal
left in their room over night.
]. D. Weddell, while hunting in Lee
County, ILL.,, the other day, was instantly
killed by the accidental discharge OF his com
panion's gun.
o. P. Harr, of Petersburg, Va. has matehe;
his colt, "0ysterman," against prophet,
County, N. Y, for $4,000.
b The Presbyterian Herald predicts that il
twenty years Western Congregationalist
will retain scarcely single trace of the old
fashioned Calvanistic Puritanism.
Friendship does not consist in words, il
great dinners or unmeaning smiles. Shoy
me the man who will break his last loaf witt
me, and will call that man friend.
Rationalism, in very advanced form,
said to bespreading in the Established Churc
of England, and numbering among il
patrons many influential characters.
Nathan Darling, one of the door-keepel
of the House of Representatives at Wash
ington, is under arrest for interfering
prevent the arrest of fugitive slave.
One of the New Bedford (Mass.) jeweler
recently returned from Europe, brings trol
Naples about FIVE thousand dollars worth {
jewels, purchased from the old Queen.
Open your purses when receiving none
shut them when about to give. Charit
costs money, and money is our existence
why indulge in so costly en- amusement2
An exchange says "Coming home fe
mornings since, we met man attemptin
to walk on both sides of the street. By
skillful maneuVer we passed between him
; We are commanded to love the who
world. Occasionally a married couple ha'
to club their affections TO obey that precep
he loving all the women and shs all Il
men. tca fi.i.I1ii.a
"Henry, you ought to be ashamed to thro
4 away bread like that. You may want
any better chance Of getting II ther, shou
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