The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1860-07-14

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II Japan, upsn ths aecsssion ofa new |
ss1yeeeso - pewsF, IL psrsons ambitious
ct bis favor crawl upon sheir bellies before
Nm. We ass not informed whether the
custom was borrowed from this country.
We sss, after nsrs mature reaecsios, in
elinsd to believe that the disruption Of the
Democracy - Baltimore was the best thing
ehas could havc been done for the party
Los. Courier.
foa ere too modest By half. /. ~as the
best thing that could hare been doas for the
nation.
Ns. Jones, Of Tennessee, ssvs he sacked
bis Democracy from bis mothers breast.
Some Democrats sucked theirs from
bottle.
The Washington States e1c.sins "D5ug-
las o. NOBODY We'll, there probably isI''
much choices between the i~o, tasgga We
prefer the latter.
Il IL amusing to see the Douglas organs
undertaking 20 sustain him By dsnoanesns
s'pof-honse Politician" !: 10 really 50
funny that i; coGlda's DO aay faaGisr.
Some say Tia, Douglas has plenty Of
monsy, bat the general ses..Eaony y ;aa' ss
k"dsors.n
A letter writer from South Carolina 10
the Worcester Spy, ssys that $50 human
prescription can cure iisgnionisi Of bis
treason" We are strongly Inclined 70 pre-
sHibs species u sdropo sas: &c are suEs
would dol.
The Courier has announced that the
Democratic party is dead. Let il be buried
Wsh its faes d9wEwards, 80 that, il is scratch
out, It's rsappeasaacs vii! be afaoag the
Chinese.
Seward and Breckenridge recently dinsd
with each other a: Washington. Extremes
sasas .ozsshsr.
The Charleston Mercury compares Doug
Jas 10 worthless nail. He bare biz him
on the head often enough to dave Aila-
Mr.. douglas say that he claim. 70 81 ain
eide Of tho Democratic party" w sup
pore that ha .mls! he one Of to sfaat! DOW
els.
The Democrat. nov call the Republican
party tks Big Ugly Party. Undoubtedly II
- big ani ugly. and we guess the Democracy
vii! fad /, 40 ''ugiy Customer
Mrs. ssi.shslm says that sbs wore S2,j0
bcnae, seven winters wi.hou. altering. The
fac, ~, thrse " plain old ladies" bonnet DO
wear long while, for tho gentlemen never
want TO rpmPls them.
IA Anonymous correspondent expresses
the opinion that we shall ultimately ind our
selves scat Of ,hs pale Of all parties"
Very veil, II We get out Of the ''paie," we
con sit, Ike D.ogenss, IN tub.
When u couple Of japanese get into a
quarrel, they draw their swords, and each
Of them rips up bis own abdomen. Our
~rauglsrs greatly prefer ripping up each
others histories. Tha Japanese plan is the
better.
The Democratic papers talk ab0uk the
mission Of their party. We should Ike ID
give Il foreign mission and a good oata'
with no iafs.
The expense Of the C9Yods Commute,
were less shaa two thousand five huudr ed
. dollars. while tbs HmounE Of pecuIst,oEl
brought 10 light exceeds a million cheat
exposure Of dear operations.
Dean swifs remarked that "svsrv poo
man keeps e dog, and every d-~~p poo
msa keeps two dogs" What q shockugI'
poor mao Mf. Eaghauan must be, jaJgla,
FROM The naa4ber If dogs be Keeps.
A Democrats lady writes to Us tha. VI
n may Kiss her and dozen Of her prhttl
friends IL wa will support Douglas. II wi
ware 30 swallow the Lille Giant, ",
shouldn't have the mpudsnea 10 kiss Il lad,
for ST. months. uar breath would smell
worse than Il We had satsa raw onions.