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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1860-08-18
15s.,5f5s7s55ss SULLIVAN RAILROAD NO.

IS5s5s5iis7ss7ys SULLIVAN RAILROAD NO.
I.i--.iis.sssi.. fTICE. SUMHER ARRANGEMENT.
-22-----SA- On and aftr MONDAY, JUNE IL, 1850,
trains willrun follows;
SOUTH-The MoRSING TRAIN will leave Windsor at
500 A. M Connecting wthtrains from Montreal anl Og
densburgh Clarcmont 90 and Charestown at 74l A.
NJ connecting Bellows Fills with Cheshire Railroad for
Boston, Lowell Worcester Hd with W. Valley Railroad for
Springfield arriving ut New York 4i4j = VI.
The MAIL TRuN will leave Windsor at 100, r. NJ, (or
arrival Of Trains Montreal, Ogensurph, Barton and
Itcton) Clarcinont at lbe and Charcstown at 222 r.
M connecting Bellows Falls with Cheshire Railroad for
Boston, Worcester Nc, nsowth Vermont Valley Railroad
Tor Springfield &C. arriving at New York, at IL 10 r. NJ
and with Rutland end Burlrton Railroad.
NORTH-The MAIL TniIS will leave bellows Falls at
~ 25 Charles town y, and Claremont at los f. Nj
connecting Windsor with Vermont Central Railroad for
Montpelier, burlington, houses Point, Montreal, Ogdcns
burg &c. aud at White River Junction with Passumpsc
Railroad for Wells River tleon ST Johnsbury Barton,
and the White Mountains.
The EvENiNG TnAS will leave Bellows Falls $3.50, ION
arrival Boston and New York; Charesown
o. 81, and Claremont At GA p NJ sonntctng at Windsor
with Vermont Railroad for Montpelier, Burlington,
Kousc's Point, Montreal, ordenshurgh. &c.
Stages connect whboh trains Charestown for Spring.
field au1 Perkiusy ut Ciaremont for Newport, and at
Windsor for Wpdstfc,.
EDWARD THOMPSON. Supt.
Charlestown. n. II. June II, 1850.
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THE PERFECT MELODEON
WITHOUT AN EQUAL.

reaching prsyng concusvey that other Reed
Instrument contains many eXceences the PERFECT
MEL0DEON WITH BASE DAMPER AND HARMONIC ATTACH
The Harmonic Attachment the most valuable Of modern
proyemenshy it the power Of the Instrument is doubled
without increasing its size or the number Of Reeds
CONCERT and LECTURE Rooms has greater capacity and
than other instrument made in the Country consider
ing the price.
II is FAR SIMPLE and LIABLE OF
than other Reed Organs.
1t contains only REEDS other instruments
Of the power and consequently not HALF
to keep in tune.
1t has n fine powerful PEDAL BASE with REEDS dscon-
nected with the other part of the instrument.
Another entire feature in the Meodeon enterprise Is
the PATENT HARP or PIANO ATTACHMENT, to the Me-
lOdeon.
This is precisely what its indicate
THE MELODEON AND PIANO FORTE, and meets precisely
the desires of large class who have long been
anxious the Instruments combined in MELopEoN
In this unique instrument the MELODEON or PIANO,
may be played separately combined producing effect
unknown any other instrument and must lie heard to be
appreciated.
We have arrangements with of the hest Piano Makers
from them regularly pIAE0S of the very best
quality which will be sold at le than Boston prices.
Also PIANOS and MEIODEONS to REST.
All Instruments warranted and any part Of the
country at our risk
ESTEY & GREEN.
Brattehoro, VI, Dee. S, 4S50.-49
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ACAPITAL TAKE OFF.

The following burleSque upon some of the
Patent medicine advertisements is rich thing
of its kind, and may serve as model for any
parties who are preparing to announce some
new "Valuable Discovery" or Great American
Remedy" to the already be-drugged and be-
physicked world;
THE GREAT REMEDY!
COMPOUND EXTRACT OF SNAKETAIL BARK.
DIR. BAGGs, NJ. d. a. S. s.,
Having accidentally and providentially discov-
cred this truly great remedy in the innermost
bowels of the Mammoth Cave, now offers it to
the distressed and diseased public.
BAGGS SNAKETAIL BARK
Cures inhamatory catechism; distractions Of
the spinal marrow low bridge on the abdOmi-
nal canals swelled spatula constpated appen-
dix; vertical in the head looseness of the APP
petite relieves irritations of the ulva and utcn-
sis generally removes bunions, tan, freckles,
corns and other extravagances from the face,
neck and shoulders spheroid fever and drum
ager.
None genuine that doesn't come from Baggs
See that his cork is stamped on his name.
Be sure that "Snaketail Bark" is blown into
the bottle.
Read these certificates.
SKUNKs Run, Nov. 0, 1859.
Dear Baggs-Your snaik tail bark has re-
solved my hole system, solar and all. Our fam
lily doctor said | had an animal cooley, he call
ed it, in my surreptions, but he was rong as
usual. took too bottles accordin to direck-
shun and have been workin ever since. =. s.
I think l don't want any more, as my wife
says she don't want TO be a wider agin.
Yours,
HO. YE. AFFLICTED.
no1JboaJ ont;rnl.. o,,ro1 &c nv.
ragged cuticle by one bottle
Seth Chatter was so far gone with pecunia-
ry disease, that he could not be moved in his
bed took two bottles. The first bottle weak
ened the disease the second relieved him from
all further pain he was lifted from his bed
and has MT been it since
Smith OSwash, by taking one bottle, secured
free passage through the gates of the Hobo
ken Ferry, which he had never had before.
Mrs Doozenberry gave her afflicted husband
nine bottles. and she rejoicingly writes, ale i,
now beyond the reach of disease and quacl
Doctors
Mr. Sympel Ton, of Poudick, Eight Corners
caught cold after being thrown into violen
perspirGtion by lodging a creditor. He CAV
the creditor bottle OF the 5nakelafl, and thu
cause of the perspiration and cold has not boei
heard of since.
Master Karl had an exascerbated teuton il
his eye; one bottle removed it to the other eye
and two bottles run it out.
The physicians all recommend it as a grea
aid to their practice. Several distinguished
undertakers praise it highly; one of then
writes: II wish Bags Snaketail was in ever
house in the lands" livery stable keepers rec
ommend it; Smith, the Mourning Goods store
keeper, says it is an invaluable aid to his bust
ness. Price 81 per single bottle; five bottle
for 50; ten bottles for 80 cents, and by tn
dozen in proportion liberal discount to tn
trade.
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TO CARPENTERS AND BUILDERS.

ET Doors, SAsHEs AND BLINDS on
'SAVM hand or made o onler from best NORTHERN
Esk&Vl LUMBER and by experienced workmen.
l=Ssls.ilAA We have also most kinds OF wood working
machinery by which will executed at short notice and
eest
FLAMING MATCHING JoINrING OTHER SAVING.
SCROLL SAVING, TENONING, Glt00VlNG, &c,
MOULDINGS of any desired pattern.
Pine, Spruce and Chestnut Lumber includ-
ing Northern Pine, constantly on hand.
Esey Il Green's Building, Bratteboro, VT,
10 A. d. Il A. q. NoURsE.
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DIR. c. II. SuoLEs. PROFESSOR OLE

nR. c. II. SHOLES, PROFESSOR OF
~ Diseases Of Women, the only Regular Graduate Ply
stefan advertising In Boston, gives particular attention to
Diseases Of Women especially those suffering from any dis
arrangement Of the MESs1RUAL SYSTEM Married single
Ladies' may apply with safety and in confidence, for relief
from the many misiorunes peculiar to the
LUNAR MIXTURE.
have prepared Medicine for the purpose Of regulating
the Monthly Sickness which have used for the last ten
years with the unbouned The following
commentator Is sufcient
ats uniform success In extreme ases Is as asonsh
ing 1t Is satisfactory" Jour Of Am. Med science
have hundreds Of private assurances Of the same happy
results but for obvious cannot place them before
the public.
II is the very best thing known for the purpose and IN
Of obstruction, after all other means have iae WIN
surely produce the desired effect. is guaranteed in
al cases or the price will he refunded Purely vegetable,
and perfectly safe at nil times.
CAUTIoN-Never purchase any medicine Of this nature
NJ any one II LEFT about the country for sale such PILLS
ind DRors are deserving Of no confidence whatever.
Experienced and pleasant rooms for those who wish
10 remain under my
Address Dr. C. H. SllDLES, 12I Court STREET, BOSTON
Boston, May %, 1S60.-1y22
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AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL
GLENwooD LADIES, SEMINARY.

M r, AND MRS. HIRAM CIRCUIT, Prin-
1Vl cipals with assistant Teachers
In the several departments.
First session opens the last Wednesday in September.
For full particulars Circular which he had Mt Mr..
STEESs Book Store Bmttleboro by application to HIRAM
OacuTr, North Granville, NY
West Brattleboro, Vt, May %, 1S0O-2l
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..CHEsTIRE RAILROAD. :

n
i:.s=s=s.i- kner Artingement.On and after MONDAY,
1Lz:April 1t 1850, Trains will run AS follows.
MOVING EAsT.-Leve
Bellows Falls at s3oA. NJ and 2l0 =. NJ. Keene at 40
A. VI and S35 r. Md arrive at fitchhurg Mt l2O NJ
and 5l5 r. NJ, Boston $50 and 80 r. Nj Worcester at
90 and 90 =. VI.
MOVING MEST.-Ieae
Boston at 80 and ITO A. Nj ftchbure at as A. NJ.
and 80 T.. NJ Keenc, Il 80 a. NJ, and $40 T.. Mand
rive ut bellows Fails Il 20 aud 40 r. Nj Windsor %
NJ, Hutiahl 500 AID 800 4. M.i Burlington,
600 l.. NJ.
Trains Connect fofioics
Up Train at Bellows Pals with III TLAND BUR-
LINGTON RAILROAD, for Rutland, Burlington Montreal,
Orensburgh, Albany Troy Saratoga Springs Schenectady
and the West
Also, with SULLIVAN RAILROAD, for Windsor, White
River Junction, Burlington, ogdcnshursh. Montreal, st
Johr shury, &c, via VT CENTRAL, PAsSUMPSlC, and
VERMONT Il CANADA ROADS. &c. Both trains maze Iii
connection via VI CENTRAL Il. H. fer all points north.
Dorm Trims Connect at FifchbuTg
with Trains II fitchbg Worcester X. X. for Worcester,
Norwich Providence Ind New York City
And Groton junction with trains Of Worcester Nashua
H. Il. Nashua and Concord and with Trains Of Stony
IrnuS Il. Il. for Lowell, Lawrence, &e,
Tickets for all poirs West may be secured at any sta
ton Cheshire Railroad and baggage will be checked
through q Buffalo ar dispersion bridge.
r.. A. CHAPLIN, Supc ntendc mt.
superintendent Once, Kecue, April 10, 1850.
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r,z-z-,,,.-7.z VERMONT VALLEY RAIL-

ys5a-sE5a5zz.I.7 VERMONT VALLEY RAIL
:iss.ii3. :s..:kRoAD on and after MONDAY, Nou LIST,
Szz-AH-ls5a, TRAINS will run as follows
Leave Bellows nlsfr Brattlcboro, 90 A. NJ and 30 p
NJ. Returning leave BRtehoro for Bellows Falls 10 40 A. NJ
and 80 +. NJ FREIGHT TRAIN leaves Bellows Falls at
90 A. NJ HrattlcboD 2.55 r. NJ
The Passenger Tu this route connect South with
the VI Massachusetts and Connecticut River Railroads
Springfield Hartford, New Haven and Bridgeport direct to
New York On the nth with the Rutland Burlington Sui
lvan Vermont Central, Vermont X Canada Connecticut and
nssumc Rivers Ri Roads, forming direct communication
with Whitehall Saratoga AMI Schenectady St.Johnshury and
White Maintains Burlington and Rouses Point ogiensburgh
aui Montreal. VI. SLOAr, Superintendent.
VI Valley II. II. Office, Nov. 18th, 1889
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rTlIE PARK FIRE INSURANCE Co.
OF the City of New York.
Cnsl CnpitnI, 100000.

WIT II LA GE SU II = l. US.
This Company Insurrs Buildings Merchandise, Household
Furniture and Personal Property generally against Ls
Damage by Fire. JOSIAH ". BAKER, President
WM. JAFFRAY, Sec'y JOHN BODIN +, Vice President
ECTORS.
J. w Baker, T. =. Schoals, Geo ". Pla H. Lawrence
l.. Everitt, Thos Gardiner, Geo G. Peters. John Bone
II NJ Wells Edwd Schell, = Z. furnald VIM II. Arthur,
Chas L. Noe Jas II. eroy VIM. II Livingston, r. V. Bee
be- Geo =. Fitch D. A. Wood J. G. Whitney, X. :. Benedict
T. VI. Mayhem, +. 4. Palmer, NJ Y Bum, Jos. Rogers D.
Jacohus, A. Mills, NJ Kane, Vim, Iunning, j. G. Baldwin,
7. W Quick, Mahon Apgar A Van Blarc m John Komer
q. Van Nostrand, Brush Knapp, NJ H. Duckworth, l.. L.
lockwood J. s. Harris Matthew Kelley, H. Beadleston. Mi
chael Ghney Arch enken, John H. Emery Oscar Naret,
Jas Peacock. J. j. SOARING. Surveyor.
+. II. FESSENpEN, Agent Braltleboro, Vt.
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Directors:
FRANKLIN SAWYER, ERASMUS PLIMpToN,
ELENZEK GORilAM, JR., GEORGE SLATE
FARLEY STARR, WILLIAM HARRIS,
MARK CRAWFORD, GEORGE NLNMAN,
WELLS G0ODIlUE.
The Office Of the Company Is l.. Savings Bank Bddine'
Brlehorn where policies will he issued most kinds
Of property including Live Stock. 1t will be much
their object d. a smashing business as safe one aud TO
make such Company the citizens Of the County need.
Applications be made through the Directors
and the Agents In the different towns H. the County
Mar Ii !, 1859.
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A YER'S SARS A p RIL L \
"A FOR PURIFYING THE BLOOD,

A YER'S SARSA PARILLA
"A FOR PURIFYING THE BLOOD,
and for the speedy Of the subon varieties of Diseases
ScrofuIa mud Scrofulou- Alec tions. rucb us
Tumor-, Cicer.. Sores. EruPtion., PIN:
pies, Pu-tule-. BIotches, BoiIs, BIains, aud
all Skin Diseases.
OAKLAND, Ind, 9th June, 1859.
J. c. AVER Co,-Gents.-l ic, it my duty acknowl-
edge what your Sarsaparlla has done for Having in
hr scroiulous infection, have suffered from it in vari
for sometimes il burst in Ulcers my
hands and sometimes turned inward and distressed
at the stomach Two years broke out on my head
and covered scalp and with sore, which
painful and oathsome bekond description. tried many
medicines and several physicians, hut without much relief
from any thing In fact the disorder grew At length
reoced to read in the Gospel Messenger that had
prepared Alternative (Sarsapaa) for knew from your
reputation that thing you made must be good mt to
Cincinnati and got it, and used it till it cured me-. took II
as you advise, in small doses q teaspoonfu over month";
and used almost three bottles. New and healthy skin began
to form under the scab, which after while fell of y skin
is clear and know by feelings that the disease has
from system. You well believe that feel what
saying when tell You, that hold to be Of the
apostles Of the age, and remain ever gratefully,
Yours, ALFRED Il. TALLEY.
ST: Anthony.s Fire, Rose or ErycsipeIa-,
letter aud Salt Rheum, Scaid Head,
Riugworm, Sore Eyes, DroPsy.
Dr. Robert NJ prebe writes from Salem, " 18th Sept.
1882 n he has cured nveteratecase OF Dropsg which
threatened to terminate fatally by the persyerng Of
Sarsaparlla, and also dangerous attack Of indignant
common EryeSpeias Eruption by it constantly.
Melancholy, Neuralgia.
Many remarkable these affections have been made
by the Alternative power Of this medicine 1t stimulates the
vital functions into vigorous action and thus dis
orders which would be supposed beyond its reach. Such
remedy long required by the necessities Of the peo-
pie and confident that this will do for them all that
medicine do
AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL,
RAPID or
Coughs, Colds, Iunucuzn, Honrscness,
Group, Bronchitis. tncipicnt Com
sumption, and for the Relief
of COnsumptiye Patients
iu advanced stages
of the disFase.
This Is remedy universally known surpass any 9TH
for the Of throat lung complaints that it is
less here to publish the evidence Of its virtues unriuaed
excellence tor coughs and colds and its truly
Of pulmonary disease have made known throughout the
civilized nations of the GARTH, Few the communities
families, among them who have not personal
perence Of its eivct-sone living trophy in their midst its
victory the subtle and dangerous disorders the throat
and lungs As all know the dreadful fatality these disor-
ders and they know, too the of this remedy we
need not do than To them that il has now all the
virtues that did have when making the which have
won so strongly upon the confidence of mankind.
Prepared by }. C.AYER s CO.. Lowell, Ms.
1yeob
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l1UMORS OF THE CENSUS.-One OF the mar
shals Of New Jersey, whose field of operations
is in the interior, ut place somewhat remote
from railroad depots, found considerable diff
Guilty in getting information from an "ancient
maiden lady" whom he had addressed on the
subject.
"Taking the senses, air you Well, | reck-
on you can't take none here" She was indig-
nant at his first remark "'raint none of your
business who lives here, nor who owns this
place. It's paid for, and every cent of tax on
it tew. 'Taiut best for you tew come shopping
around to find out matters that don't consarn
you"
Her body, interposcd at the doorway. al
though thin and wiry, prevented his passage
into the house. The marsha would gladly have
taken a seat, but she offered no such luxury to
her inquisitor. "Hev | ever been marrit
Well what next wonder. Perhaps you would
like to have our pedigree right down from Adam.
But you can't 'spect your some fellow from
York, come out to seek whom you may devour.
You'd better go back agin! Take our senses,
indeed"
The marshal tried to explain Matters to give
her to understand the necessity and require
ments of the law, and particularly to convince
her that he was not a resident OF Gotham. lie
utterly failed, however, for his next question
only increased her anger. "IIev | got any
children! Why, you imper'ent puppy, how
dare you asperse my character? Here hev
lived for forty eight year, and haint never been
ten miles from home Ef you doubt my re-
spectability, you'd better go to our minister;
he knows all about me; he lived here when l
was horn; he knows that all | possess in the
world is in this farm, and the two houses down
to the village, worth, altogether, about fifteen
thousand dollars. He can tell that lived with
my father till he died, having no brothers and
sisters, and that never was marrit, and haint
no children; he is well acquainted with the
folks living with me, which is little girl,
farm man, and a big stout Irish girl. But you
can't git any Information out of me. I'm a
woman Of few words and l don't allow med
dlers"
The good woman had now worked herself
into passion, and turning away slammed the
door in his face. From her remarks, however,
he gained the following facts: "Miss Abigail
-; aged forty-eight never married; has
no children; property worth $4,000; has no
brothers or sisters; carries on farming' which
after all was about all the information he cared
to possess.-N Y. Evening Post.
-~s-
NoN-INTERcoURsE REPUDMTED.-Wi:hin
the last three months twelve hundred sailing
vessels bound North from ports in Vagina
were inspected by the authorities of that State
as follows:
Hampton Roads, COG
York River, 100
Rappahannock, SO
Alexandra, 307
Total, 1900
The above summary includes only sailing
vessels. During the same time one hundred
and three trips were made by steamers from
Norfolk TO Philadelphia, New York. and Bos-
ton. The export of oysters alone amounted to
two hundred and fifty cargoes.-Jour. Of Com.
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r. II SIIOIES ECLECTIC INFIRM-

nR. c. II. SIIOLES, ECLECTIC INFIRM-
ary 1877 Street. Boston, Massllaving given my
undivided attention for the last fifteen years. tn the treatment
the gcnO-urndry organs and having had large prnc
tice in this speciality claim the best possible advantages
for treatment the world has yet discovered.
have been advised by many Of our best medical men u
advertise my remedies for the people generally from the fact
that those cho most need my services dare not ask
friend Uhere 10 direct them.
TO TIE INpOTENT AND DEBILITATED.
pcrmntorrIGn. or Seminal Wcaitncss,
divide into three stages
1s NIGHTLY EMISSIONS, which my Eclectic Life Drops will
in very short time, without failure
3D. DAILY DISCHARGES There cases Of THE than
the world L. aware Of Some Of the symptoms high
coored and scnny excavations from the bladder, with
smarting Attending it, sometimes with tubid se
meut, and at others milk Like appearance have anal
yzed many specimens Of this nature, and In all have
found Of Semen and Abumen, which as sure to pro-
duc death Consumption unless 1t checked by medical
treatment.
LOOK TO YOUR CASE IN TIME.
Oil. Loss Muscular POWER. Such cases may he cured
by similar II the patient be In otherwise tolerab
health.
Best French Preventatives at low prices.
See my advertisement In the Boston Herald and you can
learn more full description Of such
Address c. IL SlOLES VI. D., l27 Court Str ct, Boston
Boston, May % 1850 ly22
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/ RETTING, CABINET MAKER AND
~ Carver Manufacturer and Dealer in all kinds of Gus
tom mace Furniture. Picture Frames Of all descriptions Mt
wholesale and retail. Carving and Repairing Furniture
dene at short notice. and all work warranted give sasiac
ton. Corner Main and High Streets.
Sign American Eagle.
Bratileboro, Vt.
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"ANTED-ALLKINDsS SEASONED LUMBER,
w as CHERRY, BUTrERNUT, Eastwood, &c, &C.,
for which the highest market prices will be paid.
j. RErTING, Cor Main and High Strtsee
20 Brattleboro, Vt.
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NoN-INTERcoURsE REPUDATED.-Wi:hin
the last three months twelve hundred sailing
vessels bound North from ports in Vagina
were inspected by the authorities of that State
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1860-08-18

The above summary includes only sailing
vessels. During the same time one hundred
and three trips were made by steamers from
Norfolk TO Philadelphia, New York, and Bos-
ton. The export of oysters alone amounted to
two hundred and fifty cargoes-Jour. Of Com.
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INSU X A nee.
NXIINDHAM COUNTY MUTUAL FIRE
w Inurance Company.

WILLIAM HARRIS, President;
l. q. MEAD, Secretary and Treasurer
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~ regard Mr.. Eddy OF the most capable
oossfH practitioners with whom have hal official inter-
course.n CHARLES MASON,
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1860-11-20
QUACK NOSTRUMS.


n THE majority of Hair Washes, Hair
Dyes, Hair TONES, Hair Oils, and the numberless
preparations now before the public, under such ex-
travagant, hyperbolcal and fan tastie titles
see paraded in show window cards and newspaper
headings, as hair preparations, all humDugs Of
the first water their real merit, when they pos
sess any, is that they do no harm. Hogs Lard,
ed, make up, when in beautiful wrappers and white
flint glass bottles the costest character of tonics
and when thus costly, are baptized with some tri-
syllable term, aud Caugh at by verdant young and
old of both sexes. Such is not the character of
Professor Woods Hair Restorative. This gentle
tleman comes before the world without any "high
talutin XiOphlOiorium, or any other astounding
and startling catChpcnny terms he simply adveF-
tises Hair RestoratiCe-hat it Expresses precisely
and a Restorative il acts. Buy Professor
Woods Hair Restorative and you value your
scalp, aye, your very brains, apply nothing else
for 1t may be that you will get some sub
stance than pertumed lard your Uranium. Re
member, Woods Restorative for the Hair Is the
best article extant"
Ha- 1t will, 10y natures process, Restore
Gray Hair to the Original Color,
Will make it Grow on Bald Heads,
Will restore tbs Natural SecretiOns,
Will remove at once all itching,
Will remove all Dandruh,
VIII cure all eruptiOns-evcn Scald uCad,
VIII make the Hair Soft oud Glossy,
Will make the old appear young again,
Will preserve the Color Of Hair to old ago,
Will always Fastcn it and stop its Falling,
And is one OF the best Toilet Articles for the
Hair in use
Manufactured by o. j. WOOD & CO.. and sold
Wholesale aud Retail mt IA broadway, Now York
and ia Market street. st. Louis, Mo. Also oil
10y all druggists in the city and country.
septI5