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|. 0. s. NJ. C1oARs.-Maurice Freyberg, at
the Spencer House News Depot, has very
choice lot Of Sons of Malta Cigars, which are
prime favoritss with all fastidious smokers.
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WEEKLY REPORT OF THE CITY AUDITOR
The City Auditor last night reported to the
City Council the following receipts and ex-
penditures of the city for the week ending
on last Saturday, together with the amount
remaining in the Treasury at that time:
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FOUND.

WNOUND-On Monday morning, April 2, corner Of
II Walnut and Fourth, small porte. .monnaie,
containing money. The owner can have II by call
ing at No. 215 Plum street aud paying charges.
D.. ~. m Iap4-b1
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LEcrURE-zRev. VIM. Taylor, of California,
lectures at Wesley Chapel Tonight. See ad-
vertisement. .t ..
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Two CHILDREN BuRSr TO DEATH.-The
dwelling Of Lewis Amber, with his two
children, was burnt the other day, near La
fayette, Indiana. The mother had gone TO
little children in the house, which caught on
fire in her absence, resulting as, above. lioi
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FOR LEASE.

INOR LEASE-wITH PRIVILEGE OF PUR-
n CHASE-Two Lots on the south side Of Poplar.
street, commencing IS feet east Of Baymiller.
perpetual lease will be given, with privilege Of pur
chase within fifteen years.
4 Lot on the south. east corner Of Liberty and
Jones streets IS feet Liberty and 81 feet Jones'
Two Lots on the east side Of John street, between
Liberty and Oliver. The Lots each % feet front
by ~ feet deep, to an alley,
A Lot on the east side Of Cutter-street between
Wade and Meancthon. The Lot is 36h feet front
by 90 feet deep, to an alley. -
'-- SAMUEL A. SARGENT,
fLI-f..f.f No. 2 Apollo Building,
ap5-d Corner OF Fifth and Walnut-streets.
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MECHANICS AND MANUEAoTURERs' Ex-
cHANaE-QuARTERLY REPORT OF THE ExEcU-
TIVE CoMMITTEE.-The attendance at the Me-
chanicsf and Manufacturers Exchange yes
terday, was quite large, President Runyan
occupying the Chair. After the ordinary pre-
liminary opening exercises, N. A. Britt
Chairman Of the Executive Committee, in ac-
cordance with the rules of the Board, sub
mitted the following quarterly report which
was accepted and entered upon the minutes;
To the President and Members of the Me-
chdnies' and MdnlfdctTers Exchange:
GENTLEMES;--By the seventh section OF
your Constitution, it is made the duty Of the
Executive Committee, TO report to the Ex-
change (the condition of the finances, the
number Of members, and any matters relat-
ing to the interests of the same) on the first
Wednesday of January, April, July and Oc-
tober of each year.
In accordance with said duty, we respect
fully submit the following report, viz: % 81
Cash on hand per report Of January l...... 60 9C
Received from members since-......"...... s73 U
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FOR SALE.

F7SOR sAIiE-HoUsEs AND LoTs-4A Brick
a House, in excellent ORDER with gas, &c, and
Lot, on Clark street, for 900.
A Brick House Of eight rooms on O>urt street,
near Linn, and Lot 25 by 100, for $3.50.
A three-story Brick House Of ton Joms, and bot
% by 1856 feet, on the north side Cf Mlton-street,
near Mansfield, for $1,000.
three-story Brick House of nine rooms, on the
north side Of Hopkins-street, between Linn and
Baymiller-Lot % by 100 teetIfor $4,000. One-ffth
down, balance IN ono two and three years. o.. - -
A Brick House and Store on the north side of
Ffthstreet, Park, for S3OOO-will rent for $500
per year. '' hh t..
Briik House Of six rooms ON Clinton street, be-
tween Cutter and Linn-Lot 25 by 100 feet, to an
alley-for $1,000. ~.
new Brick House OF six rooms, on Baymiller-
street, York-Lot IS by 100 feet to an alley-for
Iwo Frame Cottages and large Lots, on the south
side of Poplar-street, between Dudley and Baymil-
leT for S,4OO each. VIII be sold separately to-
gother, TO suit.
ALSo-A variety Of vacant Lots in the western
part of the city, at less prices than they will sell for
ut public auction. SAMUEL A, SARGENT,
fE.H. ti.'I No. 2 Apollo Buildings,
ap5-c Corner of Fifth and Walnut.
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Expended for all purposes since last report. as
,.,.,oo In ,ho Tt.aasrr, of sSo7

Leaving balance In the Treasury of''"''. 1907 Go
AT the time the last report was made, Jan,
uary /, 1860, there were but one hundred and
twelve membersi there have been added to
the Exchange, since that time, four hundred
and four members, making, IN all, at the
present time, hye hundred and sixteen men,
bers. ---...--.,.,-,.,,-.
twill be seen by the above report that the
Exchange is established as an institution, and
is now on the high road to become as useful
as its most sangulne members ever antlc-
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AUCTION SALES.

A UCTION SALE-BY JACOB GRAFT q co.
n Adjourned Ssls q Lots @ in thsf Riddle Estate- =
the sale q Lots il the Riddle Estate will be cotin,
ued, Owing q, the ineement state q the weather
sold large number Of the most desirable lots are
still on band, and VIII be sold without reserve;
themselves Of this Opportunity M /. u
m B,-rhe company will meet punetually at the
''SN'' r JACOB GRAFT, Auotioneer, &
ans tttnuH No y East Fourth street.
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DR.. Stone says the philosophy of travel
may be summed up in three wordfTtake
things pleasantly. -.
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Outward Boun,

. BosroN, April THE GrRada sailed at, q
noon for Liyerpool' "A .bnidBa saI l0n ieaA sW
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FOR RENT.

II tanning four rooms and kitchen, a large yard,
with fruit-trees, situated on Mount Adams on OBJ
servatory street. Inquire at No. d. East Fifth
street, between Broadway and Pike. ap4-aw"
WNOR RENT-STORES AND OFFICEs-Two
H fyesstury and basement stores, on Walnut, be-
tween Pearl and Third, for Wholesale business. Also
law-oiices or sleeping rooms on Third-street. In
Qure Of Il. A. THOMPSON, No. 25 West Third
street apl-bs
INOR RENT-Two RoOMS-Furnished or un-
L furnished, with board, In private family.
Inquire at No. 1877 West Fourth street. apl-b'
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A UCTION SALE-BY JACOB GRAFF e co.
IN Win DO sold at auction, TIL uRSpAY MORN
ING April a. our stoEe Ne Is E, East ISSSr6ta S 61
pamentsl Trees, lrpps Plants, &c, from Kelly's
ssiJAI b. q. U.liioLLENsHADE, Assignee.
ap4 sN7' JACOB GRAFF' Aactioheer"n
sTEAuAIo "a ~
inrhasisii-Irt isnaFn
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Pfr1sDUno, April 4.M -IsiveIfys feet six
inches by the pier mark, and stationary.
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KJANTED-To Sell L-Double- Book
w keeplng Scholarships on BacOn's, Ohio, Gun
drys and Western C9lleges1good for day or evening
ly buying certificates Apply at Tuttle's Exchange
Office, northwest corner of Sycamore and Third:
Qpi-am+ . H. W. II. ACKLEY.
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EN0R SALE-CARRIAGES- $3.50, 900 worth of
n Carriages aud Duggies, better styles and cheaper
than they can be bought in Cincinnati. All work
warranted for one year and best Of city references
given Terms cash. No. D East SiXth-street, Gin.
ap4-am JOHN A. SHANNON.
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NNyANTED-TO SELL OR EXCHANGE-Pa-
w tent Right for Corn-husker, patented by II.
Strait, for real estate, at the southwest of
Sixth.st. and Central ayenue-Da Room.
.... .... iapt-nml .h.r
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WANTED-To PURCHAsE--A House and Lot
w In Cincinnati, Covington, Newport, or con-
yenient thereto for which $1,000 In cash will be paid,
tho BALANCE in animal payments of $500 each; Ad-
Ircss w. II b., Cincinnati Postofice stating terms
location and improvements. ap4-b+
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"ANTED-A competent man, to take charge
Wy Of an engine and boiler In a hotel. None
need apply unless they come we'll recommended.
Apply at the Walnut-street House,
ap3-cF .-I -.f b, DAVIS & MARSH.
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NUANTED-Two girls who understand coat
wv making. Inquire of FRIEDRICH VIM
MER, corner Of Fifth and Russell-streets, Coying
ton, XIV. - I 49, ap3-ct
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"ANTED-City Property, Dwellings, Business
w Houses and Vacant Lots. r.
SIDDALL & EMERSON,
ma2I Real Estate Agents, 81 West Third-st
"ANTED-We have made arrangements with
wv Mr. a. kelsey, the patentee OF the Kelsey
Beehive We prepared to sell territory the
most favorable terms. SADDALL 4 EMERS0S,
No, 81 West Third-street. 'H. mar
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"ANTED-A SITUATIoN-As carrin &C. trim
,N mer. Is a man Of family, and able to do all
most desirable Address Y. NJ. H., Lebanon, War
rem County p. o., Ohio. api-bf
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rs,er.uangiag. Patsts, Glass, ans
Water EolOrs.

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aud p3aAag q
The Texas Republican. [volume] (Marshall, Tex.) 1849-1869, 1860-09-15

s.,.. ..t s~autteuul'nt mas heal wi @
- needed 10 Marshall, and has at lei*'a
been filled by the undersigned. who has pa, :.
r.cniNnd dirnri from NV Nofk. tbe lelk.a
The Texas Republican. [volume] (Marshall, Tex.) 1849-1869, 1860-09-15

tnd.. Brace ANT his, Monkey Wnngie. Hand
saws, Fellow Saws, Gross CW saws Spirit
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1860-02-23
The GuilIntine.

There are two errors in the common
history of this instrument OF death,
employed to this day in public execu-
tions in France. Ii is said to have
been invented by DR.. Guillotin, who
is stated to have been one OF the very
first that suffered death by its stroke;
but upon reference to the biography
OF DR.. Guillotin, we find that during
the French Revolution, GuillotlE
merely pointed out the adoption Of
tits machine, which had ben long
known as a proper instrument for the
inAiction OF death without giving any
pain to the sufferer; and for that rea-
son was chosen as a kind OF compro.
mise among the first French Revolu-
tionists who wanted to abolish the
punishment of death altogether.
Unfortunately for Guillotin, some
wags gave his name to the machine
of which he was not the inventor and
which he only brought into notice
ltis true that Guillotin was itnprison.
ed, and nearly fell a victim to the car
mage ofLhe Revolution; but he escap-
ed, and after the termination ofhis po'
litical career, resumed distinctions oi
q physician, aud became one Of the
founders Of the Academy OF Medicine
at Paris. lie died May 2Gth, 1911
aged 7G, alter enjoying, mp to his las
moments, the esteem of all who knew
him.
Possibly the error may have ariscr
from the Regent Morton, OF Scotland
being the first person executed by thu
Maiden, an instrument resembling tn
guiIlotine, the pattern Of which he haC
brought from abroad to behead tn,
Laird Of Pennycutck, of that ilk.
1t is said that the slanting descent
OF the hatchet OF the guiIlotine, which
renders instant decapitation more Ger
tain, and consequently less painful
was an Improvement suggested b.
Louis XVI. himself, who had a grea
taste for mechanics.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1860-02-23
[ooNrINrEp rRoM rIRsr rAoE.l

lfthe Republican party OF Ohio is
not tbe party, which Mr.. Clay describ,
ed as one springing from the agitation
against the fugitive slave law, as a
contemptible abolition party, as the
party against the Union, then his Ian.
guage meant nothing.
Sir, the fact that thousands cf the
ancient and tried followers Of Clay in
this State, have forgotten the lesson
which he taught them, and are now
found IN the "contemptibie abolition"
ranks Ofthe Republican party warning
against "the Constitution, the Union
and the enforcement Of its laws" is
enough to cause his sepulchre to open
It's pondcrous and marble Jaws, aud
his dead corpse to revisit the oglimpseS
ofthe moon, and with gauht strides
traverse the land, and warn the peo.
pie that there is something rotten in
the State Of Denmark.
appeal 10 the friends Of the great
departed statesman upon this floor, to
heed his words, to retrace their steps,
and join with us in resistance to that
class of legislation, the resulto which
will be evil aud only evil; to remem.
Der the obligation OF that oath which
We have all taken, TO support the
Constitution of the United States; in
tho language of Webster, when speak.
ing on this very snbject, "to be up to
our Constitutional duties" and at
once and forever 10 put an end to this
party, irritating and insulting war up
on the Constitutional rights OF the
South. This is no time for this kind
oflegislation, when recent events have
excited the jealousy and suspicion OF
our Southern brethren; when tho Bit
ter waters Of sectional strife are stirred
to the bottom and when men both at
the North and the South are coolly
calculating the value OF this precious
Union and speculating upon the re,
suit Of it's disruption. Let the North
show fixed purpose to adhere to and
carry out in good faith the provisions
Of the rational compact, tc discontlh
ne all disloyality and rebellion, and
We shall hear no more from any quar-.
ter the insane cry Of dissolution, and
sober reason will resume her SWAY
with our Southern brethren, Then
shall we see this glorious confederacy
of States bound together as with hooks
Of steel, by common history, a CON.
mon hope and common Destiny
Then shall we see these States one and
inseparable moving grandly forward
in their great career Of progress and
prosperity,
And all the clouds that low'r'd upon our House
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1860-02-23
Breaking Down the Bnrriers.

The bill to abolish the office OF
Comptroller of tho Treasury, which
was introduced early in the session
and referred subsequently to the Fl.
nance Committee, was on yesterday
reported back from that Committee
with recommendation that it do pass
the House. Mr.. Andrews made a
minority report, but that will Of course
be disregarded, since the abolition Of
the Comptroller's cficc, is one of the
measures demanded by that wing OF
the Republican party representing the
banking interests Of the State. The
Comptroller is an impediment in the
way Of the peoples money going from
the State depository in the State
Treasury into the vaults Of Banks,
which are REGARDED by Republicans as
the only safe place into which the pub,
lie meney can be put. Whatever else
this Legislature may do or omit to do,
one thing is certain, and that is, that
it will break down all the barriers
erected by the last legislature for the
protection Of the money of tho people.
The Banks demand the deposits and
they will get them.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1860-02-23
when Ladies She'd be Looked ut,

A writer in the Atlantic Monthly
thus enligh'ens the bellies OF the street
concernin the inalienable rights OF
men to look at their pretty faces:
There are some very pretty, but
unhappily, very ill,bred women, who
don understand the laws of tho road
with regard to handsome faces. Ma.
ture and custom would no doubt agree
in conceGing to males the right OF at
least two distinct looks at every pret,
ty female countenance, without any
infractiop Of the rules Of courtesy, or
the sentiment Of respect. The first
look is necessary to define the person
OF the individual one meets, so as to
avoid her in passing. Any unusual
attraction discovered in a first glance
is sufficient apology for a second--not
a prolonged and impertlnent stare, but
an approaching homage of the eyes,
such as a stranger may lnofensively
yield to a passing image. 1t is aston.
ishing how morbidly sensitive some
va gar beantes are TO the slightest
demonstration of this kind. When a
Iaay walks the streets, she leaves her
virtuous Indignation countenance at
home; she knows well enough that the
street is a picture gallery; where pret,
ty faces framed in pretty bonnets are
meant to be seen; everybody has a
right to see them"
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1860-02-23

OAn lrishman was going along
the road when an angry bull rushed
down upon him and with his horns to8
sed him over a fence. The lrshman
recovering from his fall, upon looking
up saw the bull paving and tearing up
the ground, (as is the custom Of the
animal when irritated) whereupou
Pat. smiling at him said, III it was
not for your bowing and scrapug and
humble apologies, you brute, faix !
should think that you had thrown me
over this fence on purposel
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1860-02-23

MISTAKE PRoPHEoY.-A carpenter,
who was always prognosticatlng evil
to himself, was one day upon the rool
of a five story building upon which
had fallen a rain. The roof being
slippery, he lost his footing; and as he
was descending toward the caves he
exclaimed: "Just as | told youl"--
Catching, however, in the tin spout
he kicked off his shoes; and regained
place OF safety, from which he thus
delivered himself: II know'd it
there is pair Of shoes gone to thun.
der!"
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1860-02-23
HOWARD ASSOCIATION,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 Beaerolent LsIitufion esaJlisAed By speeiql Ei-
dowmett, FIR the Relief ef he Siek aud 3
Distressed, aGietsd iriA Ti,NLsat .t,l

DisireSsed, aEieted iejh JF3Elsgt ,f'g
and Epidemic Distasss. ~
U,HE HOWARD ASSOOIATlON, in view OF the
i awful destruction Of human life caused by
sexual diseases, and the deeeptions practieed up
on the unfortunate victims Of such diseases by
Quacks, several years ago directed thOir Consult
ing Surgeon, as a CHARITABLE ACT worthy
of their name, to open a Dspensary for tho treat
ment Of this class of diseases in all their fofms
and to give MEDICAL ADVICE GRATIS, to All
who apply by letter, with description of their
condition, age, occupation, habits ofliie. &e.D
and in case Of extreme poverty, to FURNISH
MEDICINES FREE OF CHARGE. 1t is need
less to ad I that the Association commands the
highest Medical skill Of the age and will furnish
the most approved modern Improvement.
The Directors of the Association, in their An
nual Report upon the treatment Of Sexual Dis
eases, express the highest satisfaction with the
success which has attended the labors Of their
Surgeons in the cure Of SpermatOrThna, Seminal
Weakness Gonorrhea, elect, Syphilis, the vice
of 0nanism or Self Abuse, Diseases Of the Kid
neys and Bladder, &C., and order continuance
ofth same plan for the ensuing year.
The Directors, on review ofthc past, feel as
sured that their labors in this sphere Of beneVo-
lent effort have been of great benefit to the aAict-
ed, especially to the young, and they have re-
solved to devote themselves, with renewed zeal,
to this very important and much despised cause.
An admirable Report on Spermatouh9a OF
Seminal Weakness the vice ofOnanism, Mas,ut-
baton. or Self-Abuse, anS other diseases OF The
Sexual organs, by the Consulting Surgeon Eill
be sent by mail Yin sealed envelopel FREE OF
CHARGE on receipt ofTWO STAMPS for post
age. Other Reports and Tracts on the nature
and treatment of Sexual diseases, diCt, &o., ara
constantly being published for gratuitous distSi-
button, and viii be sent to the afflicted Some OF
the new remedies and methods Of treatment dis
covered during the last year, are Of great value.
! Address, for Report treatment, DR.J Skill
! LIN HOUGHTON, Acting Surgeon, Howard As
soeiaton No. South Ninth Street, Philadel-
/ phia, Pa. BY order of the Directors
EZRA D. IEARTW ELL, President.
GEO. FAIRCHILD, Secretary.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1860-02-23

UAn anti tobacco lecturer spoke
so powerfully against the nse Of tobac-
Gu that several of his audience went
home and burnt their cigars, holding
one end in their months by the way
Ofpunishment! IL
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1860-02-23

OFTo make lady stick out her
finger, put on the aforesaid digit a
diamond ring. To make her stick
ont her eyes, show her a silk dress.
To make her stick out all over, give
her crinoine.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1860-02-23
SETTLE UP.

uAVING disposed of my Store, am desiroua
IL ofsettling my business as soon as possible.-
All persons indebted are requested to call and
settle by note or cash forthwith. l.L'
8. O. CASE.
November 8, lS59-tfo.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1860-02-23

CoULDN'r FIND A fra country.
man with prodigious long neck, en-.
tered store oil Columbus Avenue, the
other day, and wanted to purchase a
collar. lie wanted a astand-up collar,
but owing to tho extreme length of
his neck he was unable to find one
high enough to come within speaking
distance Of his ears. After ransacking
every collar box in the without finding
one high enongh to suit him, he was
about to leave, when the clerk, who
was slightly ont OF temper, told him to
60 into A. II. Gales aud he would
probably get a fit. Gales! inquired
the countryman, "what does Gale
keeps" "Stovepipes!" yelled the clerk
from the back end of the store, gel
alength ofstovepipe; it'll fit your neck
to a charm" Countryman sIoped.-
Sandusky Register.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1860-02-23

OTA man when asked how old he
was; answered, "just forty years, but
if You count by the fun Eve seen, | am
at least eighty" He must have been
funny" tellow-or a son of Malta.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1860-02-23

| wish | could have seen your feat
said a lady to a gentleman who had
met with a hazardous adventure in
Africa There they are, madam said
he, pointing to his pedal extremities'
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1860-02-23

"Omo has more colleges IN it at
the present time than any other State
in the Union.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1860-02-23

That's brandy smash, as the wag
said, when drunken man fell through
a pane Of glass