The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1860-12-22
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MARRYING ~ GEK AGAIN.
Some time last sdmn1 whils cahsassisl
The xdova easta State Dodge stueed n
particalsriss shat sUedgs A~0s>sas n
Dodge. Of rouEsel laA Atepi pf Ayesae aen.
tismaa quite noted Tor ~ e4.hAnd pracsi.
tal ioks and having bard o. Dodke, Ga,
anktScr joker made 6p tis mf0d 6ss when
andxheTs ha ane an sxan n9ssl y-lAosn ord
thsrough- brad wag, thsza xanid probably
be fIes about, and sanshody's tssth
would be cut. -. -. g
& Whes Dodgu appeeted sn.Our emateol
Wits diesisgs, - lserais slseay vsnsao worl
to introduce hinsclt a the nnriyaled hs.
morist. - =
81 understand sirs Hsid ths amateur.
that you are uoste be eaugAt mapping. Pss
read and heard great Deal OF your practi.
cal joking, and though llon't profess 70 b
very rmart that ways ~ lave 1n60e ! bel
With some Of my frisnsis tAst iG H. sSAs
six monthat l viii shor yo0 new hind cl
swo-I intend to show jon ths elephant.
sirF' -. II
!. !" An, indeed" saM Dodge. Well SIR,
Am sssiefshiy consesmne ~,aa that spscass q
hayl0g ntndled animated nA1nrt
ior some tIme but ! she'll always be pleased
70 learn ssme'ning new, aiiaough Tear, or
that the eritser you mention would hsfdil
with my experience. come under the bead cl
layesty: Nishs me. ltoWessrs4 4 don't xanl
70 danpen your enthusiasm; 50 yoQ msy
sgure 1t up, and fetch along the entertain
nasns whenever you Hike it.'ss s
- The amateur made scr efai ANAL hirts at
Dodge curing his stay IN the amateur't
neighborhood, but his efforts scarcely
amounted to anything With good "nub''
toit, And hence ws shall taks no PANS TO
illustrate them. ~ ssos-s Sasag ttass
Tine and Dodge passed along, and by
cnsuaiiy meeting each other in other parts
Of the country, in the vicinity OF the city ol
notions, quite an intimacy ,sprang up be-
tween the two asawycrs'' and Gualiy, one
day, said the amateur ipser-.
{ eisHr. Dodge, Pm so;nr 10 Be nnafried..,
ssSho. you're Joking, said DO dgs, pok-
Jog his friend in the, side. with the hntt ei
that hifalutin cane Of his. ~
Gam |. though ?'' said the other. ssGuess
MOTIFS all nrrang ged--thc old man don'i
like metro Young lady does, and stha,
makes il all right, YOU know. We're going
to New York tomorrow evening, to be there
married the next day, and if you have noth-
ing serious to prevent you 1 wish you 10
jein . small and select purity O: the young
iady's frlends and mine, and 10 along."
9Nothing would give me more pleasure
than to accompany you," said Dodge, ''but
really, 1-I-that is. the notice is somewha,
short, the excepting yourself,
sir, are sa-a-stransers to me, and it would
be a little kind OF awkw ard; in short, mus,
decline your invitation. '@s r. S@@saa y
o, no 'twouldnt do; Dodge must go---
couldn't get of. SO next day. small par
~ of some four or, five gentlemen met at
the Marlboro hotel, and a few hours after.
ward the coach drove them down to the
Provitence railway depot, where they soon
embarked, and the next morning.. Just az
the sun began to--peep over the enstern par!
of creation, the bride and bridegroom and
their male and female attendants, with oul
faessious and self.sacrihcing friend, Dodge
who was to act as grand master OF ceremo-
nies, cicerono, &C., coupled with ayonns
lady, a relative OF the er'degroom FOUND
themselves at the pier No !, North As'ver,
Asw 1erk. ssgs.qe.. ..si t..asg,.5 afE !,
snow, Mr.. Dodge" SAID the amateur
Joker, Eve are all strangers here 10 New
York, and we put you IN command Of our
aaairs, to direct our movsments." q
~ y Exaesly-tha.s all r'sh', sa'a pooge;
"leave all to me-"
"say, yon! look here!'s bswled Dodge TO
one Of tho noisy, brnwiing, pushing. red
faced drivers Of one OF the bundled and htty
cabs and coaches and trunks usually ,besst-
ting the steamers landing their passengers
atthe New York Piers. S'.Yca, fmean; VIC
al! goto the Irving 1forse--iiy around--
get the basgage--allow me, Niss--so as
sis. you into this coach, so-aA in-drive
oil ~
q In the course Of ten minutes, the bridal
party were houssd at the Irving, in private
parlors, Us snug and merry as bees, ssgak..
!. Dodge stepped out to get the parson, and
arrange the minutiae Of the marriage.
2s At nflA.M NJ. the rarties were spiiced /;
good humor, q few tears and kisses pre-
vailed, and The party. under the charge Of
Dodge. started out to sec the lions OF Goth
am: and thus merrilv rassed the hours
awsy, until the hcur or re.irins came round
and the parties separated for the night. 4
-ss::Mr.---,a-a-bu. no natter.
"Did you wish to speak TO me, Mr..
Dodge so said tho happy bridegroom, tnrn.
ing back as Dodge made the broken call.
3 #sTes,-..that is-bnt--no matter some
other time will answer. Good night ]; God
bless - ....s4 -.s..
And, as II laboring under some nndigess-
ed trouble. d odse disappeared and took .
stroll by him ,Slf.sats s. - rsr.i aE s.f;s
Rsturning abou at uidoightto the Irving,
with a Notwithstanding companion, they
took seats In tho rdrawing-roVmsnhd sent