New Orleans daily crescent., 1860-06-21
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Y TucKy SauAsHt-sA very pretty young genfle-
man truly, cried Wizard he reminds me- of CON
temporary bean u Hayf. You must know that
his court one ne SsItFg uli1r,s eves5sss. Dessv
and me were great cf9nSs6 zhsSIa 6irds IN
Of the most condeseeHding 6zst man ever knew.
show Of Madras handkerchief, red bSxfs, coeksf
tails and peacocks' feathersI II was as here Who
should wear the highest top knot drag tie longest
tails, or exhibit the greatest syasisty Ut consbs,
when all was buzz, slip-slop, elack and perfume,
who should enter but lucky Squash
IL The yellow beauties bIushed blue, and the black
ones blushed as red as they cpuld, with pleasure
and there was universal agitation 0f fans every
eye frightened and whitened to see Tucky; for he
was the pride OF the court, the pink of courtesy,
the mirror of fashion, the alteration Of all the saba
fair ones of Hayti- Such breadth Of nose such
exuberance Of lipi his shns had tie tine cucumber
curve; his faee In dancing shone like kettle;
and, provided you kept 70 wfndward Of hfm IN
than Tacky Squash. When he laughed, there ap-
9paared from ear to ear cheud,sxds5rise Of teeth
that rivalled the sharks in wfiitehess he could
whistle like northwestern play on q three
no Long Island negro could shuttle you q double
troubie,n or ahoe corn and dig potafoess more
scientifically In short, he was second Lothario.
And the dnsky nymphs Of Hsyti one and all, de.
about, whistled TO himself, without regarding any
body, and his soncha1ance was irresistible.
Ia FRENCH DANCER.-In my mind there is no
position more positive and unexceptionable than
that most Frenchmen, dead or alive, are born
dancers ~ came apounce upon this discovery at
| the assembly, and Immediately noted II down in
my register Of indisputable facts. The public
shan know all about it. As never dance cotil-
lions, holding them to be monstrous distorters Of
i the human frame, and tautamount in their opera
/ tionS to be broken and distocated on the wheel
/ generally take occasion, while they ere going on
to make my remarks on the company. In the
course of these observations was struck with the
| energy and eloquence Of sundry limbsa which
seemed to be flonrishing about without appertain-
/ ing to anybody. After much Investigation and
difficulty, at length traced them to their respec-
i tive owners, whom found to be all Frenchmen to
/ q man. Art may have meddled somewhat in these
| affairs, but nature certainly did more.
III have since been considerably employed in cal
4 culations this subec and by the most accur-
ate computation, i have determined that French
i man passes at least threefths of his time between
the heavens and the earth, and partakes eminently
| OF the nature Of q gossamer or soap-bubble. One
i of these jack-o lantern heroes, in taking figure
i which neither Euclid nor Pythagoras himself could
demonstrate, unfortunately wound himself mean
i his feet-his better part--into a iady'a cobweh
muslin robe; but perceiving it at the instant, he
4 yet himself spinning the other way like top,
4 rayelled his step without emitting one angle OF
curve and extricating himself without breaking d
thread Of the ladyis dress He then sprung up
like sturgeon CROSSED his feet four times, and
finished this wonderful evolution by qufFering bill
Il left leg al aicat does her paw when she has aeci
i dentaliy dipped it in water. No man, 4 Of woman
born . who was not d Frenchman, or mountebank
II could have done the like