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Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04
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VERY PREssINe.-A young girl who had
become tired of single-blessedness, wrote 10
her true swain as follows:
Deer Gin, cum rite off ef WI air cummin
at awl. Ed Ceilings is insistin that shall
hav him, 4 he hugs & kisses me so kontin-
nerly that cant holed owt mutch longer but
will hav 2 cave in. = BErzEY.
MY dear friend, that man has been talk
ing about you again. He has been telling
some Of the awfules: lica you ever heard
Why. he rallied about you for an hour"
And you heard it all, did you?
Yes
well, af1er this, Just bear In mind that ii
takes two to make a slandcr, one to tell aud
one to listen to it,
Bob, did you hear that my father gets mar
ried again next Easter?
No, Tom did not. Does lie get an old
woman p
No sir-ee lie gets new one'
Prentice says that If a woman could talk
ont of the two corners of her mouth at the
same time, there would be great deal 10 be
said on both sides.
A lady's cheek is described as the poetical
abode Of the rose: but We are not told what
kind Of a rose. When an ardent lover steals
a kiss, we can suppose it is cabbage rose!
Dobbs the other night acted as umpire be-
tween Corkonian and Know-Nothing.--
The next morning he looked as If he had
bought ticket for broken head, and had
drawn the highest prize.
4 say. Pat, ore you asleep?'
'Divil the sleepP
Then be afther lendin' me quarther.'
I'm asleep, be Jabers.'
Why is it impossible for a watch that in-
dicates the smaller division of time ever to bo
new? Because ii must always be second
hand one.
The victory is not always to the strong
as the boy said when he killed the skunk
with brick bat.
A tipsy customer, who was seated on tho
box with stage Griver, swayed backward,
until he tumbed off,. The mud was deep,
and he fell soft.
There. now,' he exclaimed, as he crawlcd
out of the slongh, 1knew you would upset if
you didn't take care
On being told that they had not upset.
Not upset 7 he echoed in amazement, tif I'd
known that, wouldn't have got off,
A man was mobbed the other day through
wag's saying that his wife was almost driy
imprisoned in an iron cage. 1t turned out
that the cage was a steel-hoopcd skirt.
B6T 1t is very well for little children to 10
lambs, but q very bad thing for them to grow
up sheep.
The right man in the right plocc-A hus-
band at home in the evening.
4 got some boot in that bargain, as the
loafcr said when kicked ont Of doors.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04
THE LAW OF NEWSPAPERS.

Ifsubscribers order the discontinuance o
their newspapers the publisher may continne
TO send them until all arrearages are paid.
II subscribers neglect or refuse to take their
newspapers from the Office to which they are
directed, they are held responsible until they
nave settled the bills and ordered them discon.
tinued.
If subscribers move to other places without
informing the publisher, and the henewspaPersar are
sent to the former direction, they are held re-
sponsible.
The courts have decided that refusing to
take newspapers from the office,sor removing
and leaving them uncalled for, is prima facia
evidence ofiEtentional irand.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04
1}Oetitul.
To Ada.
BY EMMA D. II. FUTILE.

BY EMMA ID. II. FUTILE.
They call you happy, well, know
The world would Judge you so;
1t never seems to think that smiles
Can hide weight Of woe.
You dress, and dance, and jest, and sing
What cares it for the rest
1t questions not if gay-plumed wings
Droop DER wounded breast.
I've seen thee in the mystic dance,
With lovers by thy side,
And wondered as yon smiled on them,
If love had bowed to pride
And then I've looked into your heart
Down through your calm blue eyes,
And seen n myrtle grave
Where memory ever sighs.
You two have parted. '1is the same
As though you'd never met;
Well, tits an easy thing to part.
But harder to forget.
He was your husband should think
The heart chords you have swept
Will, though you may be severed wide,
Vibrate little yet.
And he, your beautiful. bright boy,
Will ask his fathers name
When he is older Heaven grant
Reform may shield from shame.
'Tis sad, It's sad, but let it pass
Smile on, It's better so;
The heart which bears alone its grief,
Adds not TO others woe.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04
SINGERS
Sewing Machines !!
a New Machine
Which makes no Noise !!

WE desire to call the attention of Tai
w lors to our New Machines, just f ON our
Mandatory, which is the Fastest Machine IN
the World, runs easy, and makes no noise.
This improvement is found in no other ma
chine and Is secured by letters patent.
To those who haye RETAINED from buying we
ofer the most perfect machine, the only one that
does every kind Of tailoring, the finest and the
coarsest, all the work Of the Family; binds hats
caps, fronts, CATERS, shoes, and every thing ne
cessary to be sewed. The reputation OF our ma y,
chines $4,000 In operation In this city,) IS sum
cient Recommendation to the new i'm ,rovement.
~Send for copy Of l M.SlNGER 3 Cos
GAZETTE, which will be sent free. Parties
wishing to purchase, will notice our Machine
with one operator-will do more work than n
any other two machines, which isa gain OF lou
per cent. Prices ranging from $50 to Sl23.
W. r. BRODERICK, Agent,
l59 Baltimore st.
Baltimore, Nd Jan 20, ls6O-ly.
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Terms Of t6e gioi(iun e Ge(egrap6,

TWO DOLLARS per annum, strictly In ad-
yauce-S250 if not so paid, and $500 if not
paid within the year.
Those who expect to receive the CIVILIAN &
rELEaRArH for S2.O0 must pay invariably in
advance.
nSBear in mind that no paper will be dis
continued until all arrearages are paid.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04
Little Sins.

A little theft, a small deceit.
Too often leads to more;
"Tis hard at first, but tempts the feet,
As through an open door.
Just as the broadcst rivers run
From small and distant springs,
Tie greatest crimes that men have don,
Have grown from little things.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04
Rates of Advertising.

One square of IL lines, so cents for one in
sertion--subsequeu ins, rtions rs cents each
All advertisements under IL lines charged as a
square
Business Cardsin the Directory, per anuum,
ncludinu suhecrintion 81
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04

Every man." says Sallust, "who would
rank higher than the beasts of the field whose
greatest object in life 10 TO administer to the
cravings Of nature, must seek to excel in pur-
suits betitting rational being" II -
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04

Truthful expression Of our admiration Of
the &C cd qualities Of other is tho surest way
Of fixing in their hearts determination TO
excel, and this species Of admiration is very
far from fattery. 2H laz5 ssa W
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04
COUNTY DIRECTORY.

Judye of Circuit Cnmt-Hon. THOS. PERRf.
Clerk Of Circuit CJnrt-HORACE RESLEY.
Register of WiHs-JOHN y. WIDENER.
Sherif-HENRY II ATKINSON.
States Ahorney-C. b. THRUSTON.
Surveyor-DENTON d. brown.
c,rek to County Comm '"ers- WI: KiLGoCP.
Jadyes of the O'phan,' Court
NOSES RA AWNINGS,
ALEXANDER KING,
FRANCIS NAT1INGL) }
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04
Diptheria, liberated Sore Throat, and
Scarlet and other FeYers.

Any of tho above diseases may be cured by
we'll rubbing the Ointment three times a day
into the chest, throat and neck of the patient,
it will soon penetrate, and give immediate re'
lief. Medicine taken by the mouth must ope-
rate upon the whole system ere its influence
can be felt in any local part, whereas the Oint'
ment will do its work at once. Whoever tries
the unguent in the above manner for the di
seases above named, or any similar disorders
affecting the chest and throat, will find them
salyns relinyrd Il by q charm
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04
Piles, Fistulas, Strictnres.

The above class of complaints will be reno
we'd by nightly iomenting the parts with warm
water, and then by most efiectually rubbing in
the Ointment. Persons suffering from these
direfu complaints should not lose moment
in arresting their progress. 1t should be un-
derstood that it is not sufficient merely t"
smear the Ointment on the affected parts, but
it must be well rubbed in for some considcra-
bic time two or three lines day, that it may
be taken into the system, whence it will re-
moveany hidden sore or wound as effcctually
as though palpable to the eye. There again
bread and water poultices, after the rubbing in
Of the Ointmcat, will do great service. This is
the only sure treatment for females cases cf
cancer in the stomach or where there may be
a general bearing down.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04
Dropsical Swellings, Paralysis, and
Stiff Joints,

Although the above complaints differ widely
in their origin and nature, yet they all require
local treatment. Many of the worst cases of
such diseases, will yield in comparatively
short space of time when this Ointment is dill
gently rubbed into the parts affected, even after
every other means have failed. In all serious
maladies the Pills should be taken according to
the printed directions accompanying each box.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04

Woman lost Paradise to make man hap
py: he deserves purgatory If he makes her
wretched
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04
Indiscretions of Youth, Sores and
Ulcers.

Dlotches, as also swellings, can, with Ger
tainty. be radically cured if the Ointment b,
used freely, md the Pills taken night and
morning as recommended in the printed in
structions. When treated in any other way
they only dry up in once place TO break out il
another; whereas this Ointment will remove
the humour from the system, and leave the pa
tient n vigorous and healthy being. 1t viii re
ouire time with the use of the Pills to ensure
lasting cure.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04
HOLLOTAY'S OINTMbNT.
Bad Legs, Bad Breasts, Sores & Ulcers

All description Of sores are remediable by
the proper and diligent use ofths inestimable
preparation. To attempt to cure bad legs by
plasteri. G the edges of the wound together is a
folly for should the skin unite, boggy di.
seased condition remains underneath to break
out with ten fold fury in few days. The only
rational and successful treatment, as Indicated
by nature, is to reduce the Inflammation in and
about the wound and to soothe the neighbOring
parts by rubbing in plenty of the Ointment ns
salt is forced into meat.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-10-04
Both The Ointment and Pills shouM be used

Both The Ointment and Pills showid be used
in Me .following cases:
Bad Legs lFstulas,
Bad Breasts, Gout,
Burnt, Glunduar swellings,
Buaions Lumbago,
Bites of Mos PILES,
chetoes and Sand Rheumatism,
Flies 'Scalls,
Coco bay, Sore Nipples,
Chiego-to"t, Sore-throats.
Cbilbains Skin Diseases,
Chapped Hands, Scurvy.
Corns lSof) Sore heads,
Cancers, Tumors,
Contracted and StiH Ilcers,
Joints Wounds,
Eleph 1ntiasis. iaws.
MrCAUTION None are genuine unless
the words "IoLLowAy, NEw IRk AND LON
DON are discernable as u Water mnrk in every
10 af of the book Of directions, around each pot
or box; the same may be plainly seen by hotd.
inq the tenfto the light. A handsome reward
will be given to any one rendering such infpr-
nation q may lead to the detection of any
party OF parties countc rfeiting the medicines
or vending the game, knowing them to be spu-
rious.
~.sSold at the Mandatory of Professor
HOLLOWAY, so Maiden Lane, New York and
by all respectable Druggists and Dealers in
Medicines throughout tine civilized world, in
pots, at rs cents, SO cents and $ each.
&a-Therc is a considerable saving by taking
the larger sizes. N
N. B.-Drections for the guidance of pa
tients, in every disorder, are aflix xed to each
box.
May 3, 1s6O-iy.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1860-08-10
Rarkrts.
BOSTON MAnKEr. AUG. :. 1851

AsHES-rhe market for Ashes continues duh aud
late prices difficult 90 realize We quote Pots at
l4c; and Pearls at SIS sac per 10, cash, and in
limited demand
FLOUR-The demand during the week has been more
active than last week. but confined 10 the Of the
trade Our stock for months past has been gadu-
ally working oil, aud is estimated TO exceed 81
bbs, mostly medium aud high grades Of superior. OF
common and fancy brands Western and Canada the sup
ply Is quite light The sales u common brands Western
nave been at S52j si.3j fancy brands s. 50 a s.
% - extras at S575 s. IS and superior Sc IS a
81 80 per Dbl including Geneseo, Ohio and Michigan.
GRAIN-The demand for Corn has been moderate
during the week. but change IN prices has taken place
The sales have been at 20 ne per bu for southern yell
low but prime Baltimore yellow s not offered under l5c;
and 81 a Csc for Western mixed. There is white in
market and no sales u this description for weeks.
Prices ia consequences quite nominal. Oats con-
tuue 70 sustain fun prices, with light receipts The
sales have been az az i1c per bu for Northern and Can
ada, with steady but moderate demand.
BUrrER-rhe receipts OF butter ot the week have
been 4Ul7 packages Prices continue to be sustained
with good demand for extra quality, although there Is
hardly much activity noticed last week The sales
Of good choice and New York and Vermont dali
es have been at II 49, the latter price obtained only
FOR very choice daires aud common ranges from y a
lac per %, A. 20 quality.
CHEESE-In Cheese there is no change since last
week The receipts comprise 1897 boxes casks and II
tons The demand is limited 3 Dc for poor 10 prime
WOOL-Ihe movements in domcs ic Wool have not
been Of any importance the past week Holders arc
quite rm but manufacturers having supplied themselves
quite literally In the Country disposed TO hold
back. The sales Of fleece aud pulled mostly the latter
have about 100000 lbs prices in the range Of quoted
rates.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1860-08-10
HUNNEWELL'S UNIVERSAL COUGH
REMEDY AND ITS POSITION.

The introduction ofthis great development Of medical
science, through six years trial in most obstinate
usually found among the poor, and made so
by their poor living In all the compounds for
Cough and Lung Complaints, that most fatal Of all
10 good results Is the introduction Of three perfect oppo
sites, such as Opium Ipecdc or AntiB0ay and a SfRis-
liant basis producing grand inert To give the
world preparation which you obliged caution pa
ents 10 abstain from, whose prostraton fol-
lows is not only unnatural a cure, but is against all
mathematical laws Of medicine II you cannot make a
common enemy Of your complaint and use constant
weapon drive II out by constant application, without
fear Of prosraon, then your complaint will
hold It's position, and your system is being debiltated,
and the complaint becomes chronic. In the UNIVERSAL
CouGH REMEDY Of those objections exist but with
Sin one hand weapon, and in the other tool" you
drive disease, and build up. sustain deb ated
constitution. Let our friends endorse our remarks by
trial on all Throat, Lung or Bronchial Complaints aud
before doing So procure and read the pamphlets be
found with agents dealers aud buying only Of such
as they rely upon TO get the genuine, then the
dorsement will be found real and the results perfect
Sec advertisement. 06.O9
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1860-08-10
VNHE OLD VERMONT COUGH RENE
by FOREVER-N. II. DOWNS
" VEGETABLE BALSAMIC ELIXIR"

Icrnionfcrs - IRISH you ioould read this
For thirty years my Elixir has been sold through the
State for Coughs Colds aud all Diseases of the Throat
and Lungs, with universal satisfaction. When first
gave IL 20 the puhcc, warranted it 90 give satisfaction,
or the money would be refunded still warrant &c. and
any person is dissatisfied his money will be refunded
once by my agents, Gas all authorized TO do hs
To my old friends would say. that II you have found
the Elixir the best article Of the kind in the market,
use Il ia preference 90 al others
BE sure and get that signed with PEN, my name and
numbered.
Beware fJasper Curtis Counterfeit signed with RED
Ink
The genuine is sold by my Agents throughout the
State Address all orders 20 my Wholesale Agents, }.
NJ. HENRY SONS, Waterbury, VI
~ II. DOWNS.
prre Qh cnnis 30 nnns and u 90 nnr hnftle. o. IS
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1860-08-10
THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY :
SIR JAJfES OLARREpS
Ell EBRATED FEMALE PILLS
Prepared from prescription OF Sir ]. Clarke, NJ
phYaician ExuaOrdinarY to the Queen.

Prepared from prescription OF Sir Clarke M. D.,
Physician Extraordinary to the Queen.
This well known medicine is no imposition, but sure
and safe remedy for Female Difficulties and Distinctions
from any whatever; and although powerful
edy it contains nothing hurtul to the constitution.
To MARRIED LADIES it is peculiarly suited II will,
in short time, bring on the monthly period with regu-
larity.
In all Of Nervous and Spinal Affections Pain in
the Back and Limbs, Heayiness, Fatigue slight
ton Palpitaon Of the Heart Lowness Of Spirits Hys-
teries, Sick Headache Whites and all the painful dis.
oooasoned by disordered system, these Pills will
effect when all other means have failed.
These Pills hare neUer been knoDn 10 fail
where the directions on the End page Of Pam
phlet are tDeH observed.
For fun particulars get pamphlet, free, Of the agent.
N. B.-Sl and postage stamps enclosed to any
thorized agent, will insure bottle, containing over 90
pills, by return mail
Sir James Clarke's Female Pills
Sir James Clarko's Female Pills
Sir James Clarkes'Femae Pills
Are a Scientific Preparation.
Are Scientific Preparation.
Afe Scientific Preparation.
They are safe and never fail
They are safe and never fail
They arc safe and never fail
To remove all Distractions
To remove all Distractions
To remove all Distractions,
Aud cure all Female Complaints,
Aud cure all Female Complaints,
And cure all Female Complaints,
When directions are followed
When directions followed.
When directions followed.
They are a blessing and a cure
They blessing and a cure.
They are blessing and cure
Can be sent by mail
Can be sent BY mail
Can be sent by mail
For one dollar and six postage stamps.
For ono dollar and six postage stamps.
For one dollar and six postage stamps.
l.. 7. PIERCE, Mont ilier, Wholesale Agent for Yer
mont 63'l4is
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1860-08-10
DEATHS.

In East Montpelier. Aug G, n consumption. Orange
S Tcmpetou NJ d. aged % years, mos. and II days.
Ia Berlin, Aug ?, Jane C., wife Of VIM. Bailey, aged
IS years
In Granville Juy %, Of consumption, Hannah, wife
Of Elisha Ford. aged 80 years.
Ia Alhau Jlif a. very suddenly Of dropsy about the
heart James w. Underwood, Of lowell Mass, aged II
years He in Vermont for the benefit Of his hcalth.
In Craftsbury, July q. Mr. Elias Bridges, aged IS.
Ia Warren, July q, Of malgn sore throat Daniel
Orlando Ralph, aged 10 wears aud months Also, July
27 Mrs Chloe. wife Of enamn Cuihbert aged IS Al
so, july 81. Widow Hannah MetcalE aged so.
In Berlin, July 2j, Col Cyrus Johnston, aged SIS years
and 10 days
In North6eld July 25 the residence Of his son-in-
law, Rev John Gregory, Nj Jesse Ayorill, aged n.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1860-08-10

GLATE !-ROOFING SLATE, warranted
~ equal to the best in any market, aud costing little
more than pine shingles, is now furnished by the
NOISTHFIE ED SLATE GO.
Old roofs covered without removal of the shingles,
thus avoiding dust rubbish and exposure the weather
and ensuring permanently fire aud waterproof roofs.
Experienced skaters sent when desired.
l. b. HOWE, Agent,
0j0Ss Norhdcd, VI.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1860-08-10

WARRANTED PuREty vEoErAnLE.-An the ingre-
dents Of Brandrcths Pills purgatiyc, and act in
junction to open, dctach, dissolve, cleanse cool, heal
and carry out Of the body whatever Injuries IT, by be-
ing dgcsted like the food they enter into and mix with
the blood search out and remove all bad humors.-
They dissolve all unnatural collections eease The blood,
and ubereles ulcers, &c. let them be in what part
Of the system they may They niure no part Of the body
They carry away nothing that is good They only re-
what is bad They assist nature, agree with it, act
with it, and always do their work we'll Their use has
saved many valuable life
Sold at principal Office No 20i Canal street. Price 2j
cents per box. Sold By L. r. Pierce and Fred Smith,
Montpelier VT and by all respectable dealers 10 ned-
cines. O5UJ
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1860-08-10

We have but little confidence in the trumpet tongued
statements ofhc propreors ofadyeriscd medicines gem
orally, bus are forced to concur in the opinion, uni
ormy expressed by all who have used Perry Davis Pain
Killer that It is very valuable article and one that Il
would be well for every householder to have at hand in
bruises soads burns diarh@a dysenery, chol-
fever and aeue, and the host Of diseases, external
and internal, which it is adapted 10 or alleviate
No article Of medicine attained to such unboundcd
popularity and extensive diffusion Invented only six
years since, It's curative powers have been expert
cuced by many many thousands in every section Of the
United States and Canada. Il has penetrated to every
part even the Of the known world bearing
with II It's healing influences more potent than those Of
the spices N "Araby the blessed We are informed by
principal druggists that they sell more Of this article
fl expectation than Of any all others, and that the
demand is constantly increasing Salon Observer.
The stain linen from the use Of the Pam Killer Is
easily removed by washing in alcohol.
Sold by druggists everywhere. 0S09
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1860-08-10
A GREAT SCOuRGE.

Aidong the many ills which flesh is heir to- none is
more common or distressing than rheumatism and Its
kindred complaints and more obstinate in resisting
medicines. They appear TO have met conqueror at
last, however, in cdr. Sweets Infallible Lniment,
which the crowning glory Of the great bone SETTER and
the name Of srErHBN SWEgr will hereafter take high
rank among the benefaotoIs Of mankind. 0600