Weekly Trinity journal., 1860-09-01

He sed he kuowd the mint he gased onto my
klassic and benevurlent Ease that ide donate lib
rully, and axed me to 60 over and see hur, which
! accordingly did. | sot down beside her and
sed, 'yure Sarvant, marin How do you git
alOngY
She bust in2 tears and sed " Oh, sir, Inc so
retchid, line poor unfortunate Octoroon.'
So | larn. You're ruther more Room than
Octo, take it," sed |, fur never seed pulitzer
gal in the hull indurin time of my life. She had
on More anteek Barsk & Poplin Nuber. with
Berage trimmin onto 1t. while hur lse and kurls
was enuif to make man jump into mill pond
without biddin his relashuns good by.
pitted the Octoroon from the inmost recuss-
es of my hart. Il hawled out so dolers ker slap,
& told her to by her old muther as sune rs pos
serbul.
Sez she. 'Much thanks, kind sir She then
lade her he'd over onto my sholeder and sed was
old rats
was astonished to hear this observashun,
which knowd was never used in refined society.
and | perlitely and ematcally showed her he'd
ava.
Sez I, Maam, line trooly surprised
Sez she, Git out! Yure the incest old man
I've seen yet. Civ us another so"
Had seleck assortment Of the most tremenjs
thunderbolts descended down oRto me coodent
have been taken more abaek
jumpt ap, but she seazed my cote tales, and
!
No, lie never deasart youlet US fly together
to n furrn shoar
Sez |, Not much we won't and | made q
powerful effort to get away from her.
This is plade out sed, whereupon she jerkt
me back into the sect.
'Leggo my cote, yu scandelus femail, roared
when she set up the most unearthly yeln and
hollerin va ever heerd. The passengers and the
jentlemanly konduetor rushed to the spot and
doant think evsr experienced such rumpus in
the hull corse of my born dasc.
The man in black close rusht up to me and
sed How dair yu insult my neece, yu horey
heded vagabonc Yu base exhibitor of low wax
iggers-you wolf in sleeps cloze,' " SOW ith.
| was confoozed. | was loonattick FOR the
time ben and offered $5 dollars reward to enny
gentleman Of good morril caractur who would
tell me what my name was and what town lived
into. The konductor kun tn me IL sed the insu-
ted parties wood settle for fifty dollers, which
immeiitly hawled ont & agane implored sumbud-
dy to stait where | was principally, and If |
should be thare CRATE while myself, If things
went on rs theyed been gon fur sum time back.
| then axed if they was emmy more Octoroons
present, Beeaws,' seq |, eff thar IL, let them cum
along fur lme in the Octoroon biznis
| then thru nay speeterculs out of the winder,
smasht my hat wildly down over my lse, larfed
Historically 81 fell under the sect. | lay there
SUM time and fell asleep | dremt Mrs. Ward
and the twins had been carried off by Ryenosser-
hosses and that Baldnsyil had bin captured by a
army of Octoroons.
When l awol1ed the lamps was burnn dmy
Sum uf the passengers was snorin like pawpus-
ses and the little damsel in the pink gown was a
singin Oft in the Silly nite.' The onprncipled
Octoroon and the misrabul man in blak klosc
was gone, and all of Il suddin it nasht onto my
brane that Ide bin swindled. lie bost no more
of bein smart.
Sorreriully yures. ARTEMus WARD.