New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1860-10-05
NEW OREGON IOWA, OCTOBER 5. 1850.

idee of q exhibitor ofwax fggers goin
into the presents of Royalty! The
British lion may well roar with rage at
the thawt!'
See I, 'speakln of the British Lion,
Ku:nal Ide like to make a bargin with
yu fur that beest fur few weeks to
add to my show diden't meen moth
in by this. | was only gettin off a goak
but you orter hey seen the Old Kur-
ral jump up & howl. He actooally
fomed at the mouth.
This can't be real he showtid. No,
No, it's horrid dream. Sir, you air
not human bein-you hev no exist
ents--yuro Myth!'
Wall, sez l old hoss, yule find me
a rather uncomfortable Myth eff you
punch my inards in that way agin.' I
began to get a little riled, fur when he
called me Myth he puncht me putty
hard. The Kurnal now commenst
showtin for the Seventy Onesters. I
at fust thawt Ide stay and becum a
Marter to British Outraje, as sich a
course mite git my name up & be a
good advertisement for my show, but it
occurred to me that ef emmy of the Sew
enty Onesters shood happen to insert
barronet into my stummick it mite be
unpleasant, g. l was on the pint ofrun-
nin orr when the prince hisself kun up
e. axed me what the matter was. Sez
I albert Edward is that yu? e. he
smi]t e. sed he was. Sez /, albert Ed
ard hears my keerd. I cum to pay
my best respecks to the futer King Of
Ingland. The kurnal of the Seventy
Oaesters hear is rather smawl pertaters
but of course yu amt to blame for that.
He puts on as many airs as tho he was
the Bully Boy with the glass eye.'
Never mind sez Albert Edard, irne
glad to see yu, Mister Ward, at all
events e. he took my hand so pleasant
like g. larfed so sweet that I fell in luz
with him ter onct. He handid me Sc
gar and we sat down on the pizarro &
commenst smo,Sin rite chereful. WALL
sez l, "AIbert Edward, how's the old
folks!
Her Majesty g. the Prince are WE'LL
he sed.
sDuz the Old man take his Lager
reglar? I inquired.
The Prince larfel e. intermatid that
the old man dident let many kegs Of
that beveridge spile in the seller in the
course of q yere. We sot there and
tawked some time abowt matters and
things 4 bimeby I axed him how he
liked ,bein Prince as far as heed got.
To speek plain, Mister Ward he
sed. II dent much like it. Pm sick Of
all this bowin e. scrapin & crawlin &
hurrain over boy like me. would
rather 60 threw the country quietly &
enjoy myself in my own way, with the
other boys, g. not be made show of to
be gaped at by everybody. When the
peple cheer me feel pleesed fur know
they meen it, but if these one-hoss off,
shuls Good no how see threw all their
moves e. upderstan exackly what they
air after, & knowd how 1 larf at EN- in
private, thayd stop kissin my hands e.
fawning over me as thay now do. But
you know Mister Ward I cant help be-
in Prince, g. must do all I kin to
fit myself fur the persishun Imust sum-
time ockepy.'
That's troo,' sez I, sickness and the
doctors will carry the Queen orf one of
these dase, sure's yer born ..,s
The time hevin arove fur me to take
my departer I rose up and sed: albert
Edard, must 60, but previs to doin so
I will obsarve that ) ou SCOT me. Yure
a good feller Albert Edard, and tho
ime agin Princes as gineral thing, [
must say like the cut ofyure gib.-
When you git to be King try and be as
good a man as yure muther's bin. Be
just and be genrous, espeshully to sho-
men, who hev alters bin aboozed sins
4la A.a &C No.a .uho mo q tho f,lat man