Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1860-08-18
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The following burlesqne upon some of the
Patent. Medicine advertisements is rich thing
of its kind, and may serve as a model for any
parties who areypreparing to announce somo
new F" Valuable Discovery /" or " Great Amer.
lean Remedy" to the already be.drugged and
bc-physickcd wolld
THE GREAT. REMEDY f.!
COMPOUND EXTRACT OF SNAKETAIL BARK.
Dr. PAGGs, Nj. ID. a. S. s.,
Having accidentally and providcntaly dis
covered this truly great remedy in the inner
most bowels of the Mammoth Cpvo, now offers
it to the distressed and diseased public.
BAGG'S SNAKETAIL BARK
Cures the most obstinate case of inflammntory
cntcchism distractions of the spinal marrow
bridge on the abominablc canals (; bloody huu-
mux swcllcd spatulu constipatcd appendix !;
vertical in the head lcoseness of tho appetite /;
relieves irritation of the ulva and utensils gen
orally; removes bunion3, tan, frccklcs, corns
aud other extravaganza from tho face, neck
and shoulders spheroid fever and drum agcr.
None genuine that ducsn't come from Baggs.
Sec that his cork is stamped on his name
Beware that Snakct;il Bark is blown
into the bottle
Read these certificates:
SKUNK's RUIZ, Nov. 0, 1850.
Dear Bngcs: Your snaik tale bark has re-
solved my hole system, solar and all. Our
family doctor said [ had an animal cooley, he
called 1T, inmy surreptitious, but he was rong,
as usual | took too bottles according to di-
rcckshuu, and have been workin ever since
II. 81 think don't want any more, as my
wife says she don't want to be a wider aein.
Yours, no YE AFFLICTED.
Mrs Baldhoad was entirely cured OF an en-
ragged cutic!> ~ ono bottle.
Seth Chatter was so far gone with pccuni-
airy disease that he could not be moved in
his bed; took too bottles. The first bottle
weakened the disease; the second relieved him
from all further pain; he was lifted from his
bed, and hasn' t been in it since.
Smith O'Swash, by taking one bottle Sc
cured free passage through the gatcs of the
lIobokcn Ferry, which he had never had be-
fore.
Mrs. Doozcnbcrry gave her afflicted has
band nine bottles, and she rcioicinely writes
" Hc is now beyond the reach o, disease and
quack DOCTORS
Mr.. Simpcl Ton, of Pondick, Eight Cor
ncrs caught cold after being thrown into Il
'ocnt pcrspiration by ,loaging crc9tor-
gave the creditor bottle of the Snakctail,
am, he cause of the pcrspiration and cold has
mott n heard of since
NTcis Karl had an cxasccrbatc5 tenton in
his eve; 'c bottle removed it to the other
eye, and IT, , bottles run it out
The phys,, MS all recommend it as a great
aid to their pra tice. Several distinguished
undcrtukcrs pm. it highly; one Of Them
writes: 81 wish ggs SnakctniI was in cv-
cry house in the lann livery stable keepers
recommend it f; Smith, bc Mourning Goods
storckccpcr, says it is an valuable aid to his
business. Price 81 per ; gle bottle; five
bottles for So ten bottles L.. so cents, and
by the dozen in proportion. y liberal dis
count to the trade
TnE CONFESSIONAL cloud " seen to
pnss suddenly over the fair features Mary.
The lustrc forsook her dark eyes: hel oirlt
seem troubled
When blooms the rose"
Ten times that evening did Charles impor-
tune her to acquaint him with the cause of her
sadness; but not word escaped her lips
Sadly and family she sat
And now and then sigh she stole,
And tears began to ilow."
Brcathes there wretch so base as to iniurc
you, my dearest, by word or action. Tell me
and, by thine heart as pure as Heaven |
swear never to rest till I've redrcsscd thy
wrongs is any awful mystery locked up in
thy bosom that / must not know? Tell me
the secrct-and by the ringlets of thy hair
I'll swear never to reveal it, though the black
est torments rack me Pour out thy soul
tell thine own Charles what lies heavy in thy
breast?
She blushcd; she placed her fair hands
across her bosom; looked languidy into her
lovers face; and softly, like the last low
breathing Of an expiring saint" she thus con.
fcsscd:
9" Tis them domHgrren apples, Charles !'