Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-06-09
NUMBER 45.
THE GATMERER,
" A SGatcher up Of Unconsidersd tribes"

What do young ladies look at first when
they enter church? The hims
Why are Jokes like nuts ? Because the
drIer they are the better they crack.
! The man who wears pegged boots al
ways has music in his sole"
The individual who stood upon his own
responsibility is to be indicted for in
tantcde.
Some author tells Us that much is said
about the tongue" True, the thing is in
everybedy's mouth
Why is an omnibus like the conscience?
Bo'anse its an inward check upon the
outward man.
What trees are th9g2 which, when the
/ hre Is applied to them. are exactly what
they were before? Ashes.
! Frenchman intending to com ,iment
young lady by calling her gentle lamb,
SAID She IS one mutton as is small I"
Why 10 lady just from boarding school
Ike a building committee? 3ecause she
is ready to receive proposals.
| Ike spirs Of very fashionable church
is usually the only thing connected with
1t that goes toward heaven
If you think it is an easy thing to SQUARE
the circle, Just go and settle your wife's
bills for hoops.
/ Ag,os. ,bo. sses ,,o.bo- d.;,, m;,, !,
The same. tlvugh he is not thirsty. So will
men.
A d;,,;ror;slsa ro,,:sh
rbeaic. ,ha, ,a,;oa1 n-;r 10" r.o
with tia ,lo ma
here IS q man in Connecticut who has
70 mo,a~chr .ha, M ~ 's'"s aPPer'a'h'"s
to his ba, noi I nc soI a.. "ea' crown
"
lhsre IS one reflection which mus, be
cohsollns to the negroes, that however re-
dueea they are nere: known 10 be without
scent
There is nan in New York whose
memory IS SO shors that it only reaches to
ms knees. Ter consequence, be has not
pad tor his las; pair OF boots.
op., :r,e
.No h. l,it I uoS VI y1urn pointer
L,,,. C. e. "''' nu"'e' ana ma" setter; ne
by she stove VIXEN he's satisfied"
., :-}' '"p N"u luS' nh'Shed
,'',' SFoNe VI spanish oe"es
"N'"s e'Sn''S'''S' c"'!ed al tobacco
o'3,e ''E' an" inquired, liavs
!'' '"3 's'''a'e cigars
boy being praised for his or;cLnsss
~ ',Jps' Ee"''e'Ian oO'rrSe"-'"h hen
o.. Nee'i' 'heF sTh1fa'v
~, - ;..I:.' t.r,' y, ."e. "u'H"ce N Years.
, i'a. =" nat
'''' Nee' 0'E 70" hoS' nave oeeh
\ JAPANESE M.sIAEE ABOUT HOOPS
1t is related that the Japanese thou,ht the
ladies' whom they saw at the Sandwich
the innen.s .Hnts Thar r,a.'t go
ipc ont ,b. r;s,aLa NJ. ~
dom, ;ndrl,a j., r.;,,,r,', 'p""
WHAT CAN IT AEAN?-The following
resolution was offered BY Mr.. Smith, .
plcus and promising Young m2u, An
Resolred. Tba, a committc. of lsd;s.
aud gentlemen be anp,,ntad +, ,.;.o Ill
dren for the Sabbath school
~, -.
g., ,eei' groahea dying cohber-
.u"' WAX weaker each succeeding day.
'',.' 'ua' am '"S' approaching my IND;
- ~ j" my SiH'' ana all VIII De
o,'r' III heaven there IS rest Tor the
canno. HEEL. Having said all he wished
he brea;hsd his LAST.
vn,, ,,1o -.
sr;c;j, - So ,, w. "VS' Ioia''''''s'
II. a.a ,;n; ar s.;.l ""''e' ', ''s' "geA'
dra,,t ,.,.o, IN ~ .,,.tN. rt anu 'ue.
was cansa8 he -, c,,b. uI -,.,,., n' .As" ao'
70 grease his mons,anb, ',J, u;p'..''S ,,b h ','n
.t,,;E, r. "'s '"S"e Wl'n me ou"sr
''t'S attended ms funeral.
Cra,i,o a;a ,, , 1, :.
s,.,,, II ,a -. ~h" 're 'n''so
n;n,, e" ~ '.,' .''pt o, e''oura-
49,. c:.'t 'r''es' .er,a'hIy
tories Nov g;~s @ ,na " sa..a VOL 'ss !erri
Ju oa..L ,ho - 'e so'he peanuts or
Cor ,ben, "''' ""' ""As you pay
A good story ;s told Of Hon T,,1ds,.
Stevens. of PENNSYLVANIA. in ear,sc,o,
with the tenth ballot for Douglas RI
wires that Mr. D,n.Ios hnI so:, 'no
hundred and itfv and nos Lajr,a,a. ..o" ,"
hundred and fiiv-a,a a',s ~, Ous
ed Nr S,oron, w. "'1' 'epe"
riouslv .tbe ous bayr ,a,aas -,
In order to amuse the children on tho
Sabbath, u lady in Brooklyn was engaged
in reading to them from the Bible the sto.
ry Of David and Goliah and coming to the