Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-03-24
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BY ARrEMus WARD.
A shswman meats with strange Sites
lie aces human natur - she are, unnask
ed l. without no close On, h. must Le stoo
pidsr nor ded kab hoss il he duzze d,
stock his Branes with several Of aeliege.
4 The sndevsigned won't Boste. Ime On
American sittersun. 60 In for the fast
sailin, ssug-bilt l. full mand skcunner
United States, Witch runs herself. she
dux. l. on whose decks man 10 AZ COOL
a. anuther man, L Frequently moore 20 /,
hs eonducks hissslf ssrate. To use the
Shake.peerian, Erase. line naity l. Ia the
manuer. born. l. don't want to put on airs
cimply becsws I've met with CRATE success
in the show perieshun which I've bin inte
eoin on ~ years. Ny wurthy = prcj.nny.
tors was unable to give me cussycal ed
dycashun. l. and all | nose ! pickt up.
.... "A. sailed, Is I sailed"
10 kote from Cap,n r. Kidd. the seller
bra.ed pirut. But thank Hevn my sire aud
Stress gave me . good name, l. Ipin. with
teelins Of pride and plesure to the lack ,l,a,
nun OF our family was ever in Congriss OF
on the New York perlice, Or Arms house
Guyner. ... .4..-. ID. .".. ...s.....- .--..
The ensoouin seems in my checkered
karesr is respectfully submitted: ..-a
.# @r wIMrx's RITES. ..~ -
pitched my tent in q small town in In
jianny one day lArst seeson, 4 while WAS
standin Al the dors lakin mummy. deppy
tsshun Of ladies' came up & sed they wa.
members Of the Buncumyili Frmail Moral
Reform 4 Wi,nin's Rites As,ocis shun.
and they axed ms if they Good 20 in with.
out payIn.
Mot exackly," ees l. but yed can pay
without goin in .# 0.r. 4 D'. a..sa'
'.Do you know who We air ?" sed one Of
the wimin, y tall x feroshus lookin crittur,
with . blew kot,on umbreller under her
arm, "do you no who we air, sur?'
MY impression is,' sed I, "trom . kur-
sery view. that ysu air females -
1--WE air sur" sed the terosus woman
1--WE belong to . society which bleeves
wimin has rites-which bleeves in ri,in
her to her proper speer--which blesves
she IS indowd with AS mutch intelleck u-
msu is-whitch bleeves shs is ,rampld
on l. aboosed-& which will resist hens.
4th 4 forever the incroachments Of praud
/ dumiseering man.. sm va a.. u. ..am-
Durin her discourse, the rxcentric fe-
male GRABBED me 10y tn. Goa, koar 4 was
swinging her umbrellar willy over my
he'd. .s.sr .. arH. 70 : '.. -.
'lhope marn,, sez ] startin back. that
your intsnshuns is honorable? lme y loan
,nsn, hear in strange place. BESIDES,
I've y vile to hum" ys--. af t t.s.
Yes, cside the female, Il shes slave !
D.th she never dream of ireedu um-- doth
tic never think Of throWin oil the yoke OF
Tyranny, 4 thinkin land sp-akin Il votin
Ior herseli2 Doth she never think uf
these here ihinss7' ..-a.. 81. e
Not bein a natral born fool. sed I, by
This time . little r,led, 4 KIN safely say
hat she dothunt. @ ...z I...'
Oh ~hot--whot! screamed the female,
wing IL her uMbreller in the Are, oh whot
IS The p'ice that ~oomsn pays for her ex-
perieuse - ~a=n
4 doat know. marm, sez I, the price 10
my SHOW 10 10 cents per indivijo,ial.
Il can. our Sosie,y 81 in tree ? asked
he female a =.. ..==e eae
'Not If know it, sed l. a.E=...+
'Croeil, cro0il man! she cride. l. bust
nto tears. aH y ... #s=
Won. you le, my darter in I" said an,
lther Of the exseniric wimin txkin me af
by the hand. oh. please let
ny darter in! Shoes . sweet gushin girl
II natur !! ..=
Let her gushr roared 7, as mad ~
.ood stick At their tarnal noncents let
Ter Eush.' a-...
Whercupon they all sprung back with
he simultaneous observation that l was IA
Beest.
NY female friends, sed /, bel you
eevs, I've = few remarks to remark va
hem we'll. The female woman 10 OF the
greatest iustitoosnuns Of which this land
sin bosts. Its impossible 10 ri. along
Without her. Had thare hin no female
simia in the world, ahood scarcely be
hear with my anpsral-d show ON this very
luspishus occashun. She 10 good in sick
sess.-xood in welIness- good all the time
Oh, woman, wooman!'' ! crude. NV teel
MS worked up 10 hi pos.ick pitch. you
air angiI ween you behave yourself; ba,
shen you tax. of yonr proper APPAREL Il
.mst,ytoricalIy sp.skin) git into panty
oons vi hen you desert your frrs,des. &
with your hsds foil Of wimius rites nos
nuns 20 round like roariu lyo..s se.kin
whom you may dewsur .s1m budIy : ia shust
shs", you undertake to play thr man. yen
play u. devil. 4 Air an emfstic ~nosance.
Ny tremnle friends, continued. os they
sas indignaatly depar,in, wa well what A
lard has sed. a.#r ..t
AINsIDUNr Is UriEY.
IN the Faal of 1856 / showed my show
a Uiky. . ,rooly grase si,ty, in the State
Il New York. .sss ii .&..aM
The people gave me cordysl recepsbun.
The pres WAS loud in her prases.
day - | was givin = dsscri pshun Of
ny Beests and Snakes in my usual 6Dwry
'.,le. what vas ny skorn Il dlssu,t to SEQ
! big hurley fsllrr walk up to the cage
my wax 6gxsrs OF the Lords
Lass supper, / cessd Judas i.carrot BY
he feet aud drag him out on the ground
He thea corpmsnst fur to pound him a.
1ard ~ he coud.
'Wha. under the sun are you Abowt?' l
,ride.
Sez he, what did you hiring ,hi, pussy
anermus cuss hear for? 4 and he hit th.
wax tgger anuthsr ,rsmenjus blow on the
ned.
Sez ! 'You sgrejus cuss, .hs. arsn
wax GgXer--a representation. OF the talss
Postle."
S.x he. That's all very we'll Cor you TO
say. but / tell you. "ll m~u. that Judas
I-carros cant shOw hisss'f in U,iky with
mpunerty, W = darn site.! with Witch
he kaved in Julnsis he'd
The young man belonged to 1 of thu iust