The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1860-02-09
OMNHUNE SCESSORUM.


OMNHUW SCESSORUM.
The latest style of ladies dresses The Low
and Behold style.
TO keep your friends, treat them kindly t.
kill them treat them often d .,. sI :
The telegraph is not yet over the whole worlf
tnough the news runs from pole to pole.
-"saly, what time do your folks dine ?''-
0oon as you go away-that's missus' orders
In what ship, and in what capacity, do youpe
LADIES' like to engage In courtship, as marry
ners.
=, Some bachelors join the army because thew
IKE war, and some married men becaase tbay
like peace. i. .4 -.a es.r ..s'- N"N
"A vocalist says he could sing "Way down
upon the old Tar River" if he could only get
the pitch. 81
The love that has naught but beauty TO loer
it in good condition, is short lived and snbect II
shiverIg fits. wv ' ~
many men carry bricks enough in their hats
turing snort hte' to build a large and enduring
monument to their folly
An Odd Fellows Lodge is reported to have
oeen established at Pixies Peak. The poet who
signed Tor "a lodge in some vast wilderness y can
now be accommodated. ..r.... - ,. 800
- wonder. Lucy, how it feels to kiss one Of
THESE horrld creatures with rnoustache.n an.
deed don't know, but I'm going to oct the
hearth-broom and try it, ., - -
A philosopher asserts that the reason ,vbv
ladies' teeth decay sooner than gentlemen's q
because OF the friction of the tongue and the
sweetness of the lips. .1 ll431' = ->ltSS-11''
"A young lady, fond of dancing. travels IN
the course OF season about four hundred miles.
ret no lady would think of walking that dis
lance i'll six months :. -
The question, why printers did not succeed
as well as brewers was answered thus: Re-.
| cause printers work for the head and brewers
! for the etomech and where twenty men have
stomachs, but one has brains
II The laws of marriage contract in Mss,a,
chusetts have been so amended that divorces can
now be obtained on the ground of extreme cruel
ty, deserdon for five successive years, and con,
hrmed habits of intoxication contracted after
marriage.
: Near Warren, Connecticut, is posted on a
meadow fence the following:
H.s Motifs
Know kows is aloud in thees meddeIs, env man
ore womon letten thare kows rum tina road ,vot
glts inter mi medders foursed shell his tale cult
on 'ye ine" Obadia Rogers
EB A fugitive slave made his appearance in
STANFORD Conn, n lew days ago. Alarmed by
the questions put to him by a man of whom h
asked ride, he took to his heels but was mr.
sued, found ensconced on the top of an organ in
a church. which he had broken into was bronobt
down, questioned, quieted, fed and sent on his
way rejoicing.
Don't make yourself miserable and cbasa
lies and SANDERS round the.world. Live them
down. The worst lies and most wicked sIand-
ers can't stand long against good life, Thax
are generally the miserable tools of the wicked
one, which are not worth picking up. A mart Of
the world has nothing else to do but SANDER the
other part dney serve their master, do their
work, and will have their merited reward
The Victoria tubular bridge is two ,n;le.
long, and cost $6,500,000. There arc % n;ars
composed of solid masonry. The total WEIGHT of
the tubes, which are all iron, is 5000 tons Re-
fore the bridge was taken off the hands of the
contractors, 1T was put to the severe test of q
loaded train weighing the enormous amount of
one ton to the square foot which it was diffieult
for three powerful locomotives to drag along.
BE We clothed and be We fed, is a nraver of.
ten put up DO we all speak it with the hands
in the pocket Food and raiment cometh not
down like mamma, but from the open hand A
winter, dreary to thousands, is upon us. From
barns and cellars which God has bounteonslv
filled, let us work our prayers into living. bless
ed realities. There is enough and to spare. We
have all but short journey to go, and those
who have means, will not need it when it is
through. ..e
THE MEMPHIS ARGUS, of the 14th, relates
that Northern passenger was pitched headIong
from the cars when In motion, on the Tennessee
| ufralR ail L
! ing to converse in condemnation of slavery with
the passengers, who seized him by the collar
then kicked hin to tile door and off the pIatfnrm
The Argus says: 1--WE did not learn that the
rascal broke his neck by the fall but if such
was the case, the country hasn't experienced
any very great loss"
Nathaniel Wright, prominent and wealthy
citizen of ST. Peter, Mimi, died on the Cd MI
aged gu. The Statesman says he commenced life
with but 81 p cents as cash capital; and at the
time OF his death was worth about 100000. He
formerly lived in Albany, N. Y, but for the last
four years has spent the most of his time of ST
Peter, and his investments in that and adjoining
counties cannot fall short of $4,000. His will
has been in writing for several years, and en-
braces about 100000, which was distributed
between his nearest relatives and benevolent in
situations, among which one at ALBANY, n. Y.
receives large donation.
A CHANCE FOR SoMEBoDY-The following
advertisement appears in the Keokuk County
(lowa) Democrat, and is guaranteed by the ed
/ itOr to be genuine:
| WANTED.-I want husband-that's plaip
talk, amt ii? l am what the folks call pretty
can love man as much as the law allows: am
only Is years of aegean cook, talk wise or fash
lonable; milk COWS or sew on shirt buttons. The
gentleman must be between the ages of 90 and
3o-a good prospect for the future, and an out
and-out teetotaller Address
JENNIE TULIP,
.-...-.- Sigourney P. o.
How THE THISTLE SAVED SCoTLAND.-The
following is related as the origin of the use of the
thistle as the National emblem; of Scotland
) Nv hen the Danes invaded Scotland, they avail.
ed themselves of the pitch darkness of the night
10 attack the Scottish forces unawares, In an.
preaching the Scottish forces unobsesved. and
marching barefooted to'prevent their march being
heard, one of the Danes trod upon large prick
ly thistle, and sharp cry of pain which he ut
tered, apprised the Scots of their danger, who
immediately ran to their arms, and defeated the
foe with great slaughter The thistle was thence
forward adopted the NatioDal aoS;,, &c Got