Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-04-03
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POPULAR PALACES OvERTURNBD.
BY ONE OF THE xaaRIEvEHs

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60, woman, should always be neatly
and elegantly. dressed; she has no excusd
for appearing otherwise" "s7a5 ''57SFF
IS Has not she, sir2 What do you CALI
those five little animals in pink aprons
and pinker cheeks, who hang around her
"from morn till dewey eve?'' What. do
you calf the baby, who always wakes
just when he ought TO be asleep, and
lifts up the full force of his small lungs
when he ought to keep still2 What do
you call the soup, which must be sea-
soned to a grain Of pepper, and the pud-
ding which must be baked just 70, or
there will be trouble among the lords of
creation? The coat which must be men
ded2 the cravats VII hich need only "a stitch2
the china which must be swept? We
should call these very respectable ex-
cuses for little diskdbslke now and thent
81 GA woman sadding abroad is one Of
the most disagreeable sights in the world
her place is at heme!' -r-..
We are not so sure of that, either; not
if she wears a pretty bonnet, and haS
cheeks like the sunny side of peach,
and ripe, cherry-kind of lips. We've
seen, great many more dissgreeable<
looking things, and confesss to weak
ness for bright eyes and pretty hair
Undoubtedly her place is at home, but
that s no reasonshe is to shut herselfuf
there until she looks Ikea celery, stock
ora lump of chalk Who would Buy
the coal and the calico-the n arketing
and the new nusic---iiff woman II never
to set her foot over the sthreshold2-=
The man who wrote that heresy. never
kept house, zee know, al f.,,,.f,so,,s a..
p".Woman shodld always be calm and
composed, like a peaceful landscape Of 9
sereneiy shining star. Her whole man :
ner should carry out the idea efrestand
repose1''a3 713u sval baoz. s.ss. tadT
All very we'll if the gentleman in
charge of these t'serenely shining stars
would allow them to remain up among
the clouds, high abevs all s1blunarJ
tolls and rturmoilsI But awhat sisi the
,luminary to do when husband brings
home guest to dinner on Monday;
when the wash" is in. high procedure
when an extra chicken has to be broiIed,
and the best 'table-cloth whiskers.d on
the. table at three and a7quarter minutes
notice! Has our critic right to com-
plain, if his wife makes her appearances,
with face redder than the picked beets,
and manners decidedly fit7ieds 5f'T
"a woman should never; under any
circumstances, iwhateye:, lose her; tenn
peri '''.. = - ~ -'ss'i' ''..' ',se 81
Might as we'll tell the wind not 70
blow on a March day, or the rain MOTTO
come down in, April! 1t does them
good to explode occasionally Awo-r
man, to be good for anything, must have
as much spice and sparkle in her as a
bottle Of champagne, and if the cork
comes out once in a while, with a bang,
why, that don't, ,depreeiate the value Of
the goods! .......rsr.., -. -. ..,--.-.,,..
But let the men preach; it don't
amount to anything after all, We hold
them captive by every one Of their
dickey-strings and coat buttons--bye the
rents in their stockings and the tooth.
aches and headaches they want to be
nursed throughl They can't do without
US, and all this good advice and assumed
air of bravado is. only very natural
chafng under. the invisible chains. On
the whole, we think it rather foolish to
take any notice at all of it. Talk away,
gentlemen, you won t hurt our feelings.
The yytf.. zT7T7 = 7ill s3sgam
"a 1t needs hot guilt to break husbands
heart. The absence ofeontent; ;theniut.
terings of spleen, the untidy. dress and
cherries home, the forbidding scoRl
and deserted hearth-these, and 6thef
nah1eless neglects, without a crime among
them, have narrowed to the quick the
hearts core of any man, and planted
there, beyond the reach ofcdre, the gerni
of dark despair. o, may woman befors
that sight arrives, dwell on the reeoliec-
tions of her youth, and Icherishing the
dear idea Of that tuneful time, awaken
and keep alive the promise she ,so-kihdly
gave And though she may, be the in.
jured, not the injtring orie-the forgot.
ten and not the forgetting-a1 happy il.
lusion to the hour of peaceful love--a
kindly welcome to comfortable home
"a smile, of love to Danish hostile words
"a kiss of peace to. pardon al the past,
and the hardest heart that ever locked
itself within the breast of selfish man,
will soften to her charms; and bid her
live, as she had hoped, her ysars Of
matchless bliss, loved, loving and con-
tent-the, source Of comfort and the
spring ofjoy. 81. u ao" 1ss' Z
was it Reason or Brute InItinsts 1g#
Deacon Ira Parker, of Richfeld, who
is lame, rides regularly six days in the
week to his tannery, and on4 Sunday to
church. Sunday 18th, the horse, as
usual day by day, was brought to tho
door and waited for his passenger
When the church belllrang old Debbin
started at speed-went upon his fast
gait down the hills-then declined into a
seeemly Sabbath day gait-tarned to the
right, churchMard, Gnstead of to the
left, towards the tannery,) went to, his
stated 7hitching post, and awaited
patiently the close Of the services zRea-
son is out of the question; else Dobhin
would have waited for Deacon Parker 10
get in. Instinct, surely, would never
lead a horse to church, where he could
not hear the preaching or profit by it,
It was doubtless Che force of habit.
Akron BeacoR. x.g8 a.iga y4oT
fraining.55 : IT .e4aita
Woeito the class or, nation that has
no manly physical -trainingl Look as
the zmanners, the morals, the faces: of
the young men of the shop keeping
siasses, if you wish to see the effects of
utterly neglecting the physical develop
ment of man, Of fancying that all the
activity he. requires under the
sun is to be able to stand behind a coun-
ter, or sit on desk stool without tum-
bling off. To that utter neglect of any
exercises which call cut fortitnde, pa
tience; self-dependence and daring, ! at
tribute great deal of the low sensn-
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