Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-03-12
GOal Oil.
LOVE AND LAGER BEER;
OR
TIE ISHUMlH PARENTS sTRATAGHM.


fearful story which win cause yer Buzzoms for to
charge end of the long pipe which conveys
sFsni It's of gallant, gay young man likewise
Coal Oil from the various reAneIiss in the union
damssl fair who after Pghtiu' Of their VOWS, was drv
t. l42 Superior street. the proprietor is COM
en- to dslPars. This gay young mar, his name vas
PEELED to decline the usual courtesy of half price
Brown, the dAmssPB was vot eheit; her father kept
to boys and girls under ten years Of age, with
lager beer saloon in Catham street He had double
out distinction Of color or breadth across the
share OF gold, likewise a double chin, but Brown he
shoulders. Gentlemen and ladies' free ChiI>
Travelled his shape, and hadn't any TN. Now Won
dren in arms not admitted. The wssl d8 tear
Gholt he was Jolly and good nasrFd Is you please,
of shoe leather to and from l42 Superior g.,
and he dearly loved his dortsr lager beer and swizer
since the fountain was sstabIised, has increas
ehssei and hehsd sworn fun nlauy time, while qun
ed immensely, and the shomakers Of Northern
chin of his thusi. the man thar didn't love the last
Ohio are about to convene in solemn eonclave
should never have the fast This oafh it was stun
and pass unanimous vote Ofthanks to BARRIE
nsr to the poor gal and to Brown the latter couldn't
for contributing SO much to their business
morsn get glass Of lager down, and as for eatin
prosperity. The flow Of oil through the long
sFitzer cheese he lOOkd on it pslnnO sooner was
pipe is SO rapid that young maslstroms is
It down than il was on bis stommiek r'isin Now
reported at each Of the manufactures to which
there was another sooter for the old mans dOrter
branch pipe extends; yet we are happy to
hand puddin headed German duck, as you shall un-
state that NO one has been sucked in. 1t was
derstand; his name vas JscOb Fritz and without leav-
currently reported that BAERIE had leased the
ing of his cheer, he'd ear ten pound Of cheese and
State canals for chutes to convey his oil to this
drink cask Of lager beer. In course the obi man
city, but they being wholly inadequate for the
fvored Feitz and snubbed the other lad but stH he
purpose, to say nothing of the expense Of lock-
thOrtIt wouldn't do to raise his daughters mad and
age, necessity, which is the mother of iuven-
he hit upon plan the lovers to ensnare, and put
tion, at once suggested the idea of the long
practice though It wasn't OF the square, He told
pipe, and without delay it was put in full Op-
the rivals they uustee snd battle for the bride Eve
Grafton. Now, BARRIE's Coal Oil is Ike the
will ses Brown eTI quickly tan the lOafer Fits hider
widows we read of-''it fails not" but it
But Oh his jaw fell quickly and his sOmmiek It felt
comes! it comes! 1t comes! /! +! not like the
queer, when the old man named the weepins-sWitaer
drizzling Of an esVe-spout during an April
cheese andlager beer Poor Brown at wunst objected
shower. Niagara affords more appropriate
and the dorer she said 'NOi but old Won Ghet grin
mparison-sublime, but not fearful. Even
ned savsgsly and sRore It should be 80; to all their
the Maids of the Missed venture up to the foam
prayers and tears he was as deaf as any pOetTe man
ing torrent without danger. Young RacheIs
shall have mine GAL" he said, 'whOse skin shah hold
come with their piehers. Jacobs coma not to
thonostr' qEnOughl" grqwlsd Brown, as he lookedas
drink. kiss, nor cry, but to bear away to their
his rival with soOE 'tO set my lovely fairOns Hust
respective neig ghbOFhoOds good report Ofthis
fight battle fowl But fear not gentle LADY, my lucky
land which flows with Coal Oil and money
star III trust; Fl grid my lons up for the fight, and
Everything is provided at l42 Superior street,
gOit If bustl" The day arriT-twas New Years morn
cans that hold quart good measure; cans
the combatants were thers-yOuns Fritz was gay and
that hold three gallons, good measure, cans
very tat while BrOFn was grave and sparei his eye It
that hold Ave gallons, good measure; cans that
had greedy look and sunken was his cheek he hadn't
hold ten gallons, good measure; cans that hold
drank drop nor ate a mOrsel for week. At length
twenty gallons good measures and barrels in
all thiugswsre readyfor the battle to bsginsho minis
any quantity or MEASURE. But the above is
ter was there to splice the fer who should win; Brown
only partial reports Of what may he bad at
shook little, sighed Bit then brushed away tear
242 Superior street. If all the Coal Oil in the
then bracsd his nerves and firmly said 'uow fetch along
world was IN one great ocean, and all the wicks
yer besrlo Att they went with sPpstiss most won
in the world were in one wick, and all the
dsrul see while old Won ehet stood looking at the
lamps in the WorId where in enc great lamp,
pair with etacy clsk after cask was smptlsd cheese
it could dot be more sdYantageOusly used than
after cheese put down, and stn there was no lignO
can the lamps that are for sale by
save in either Fritz or Brown. Wild raged the hght
/ SIS. BARRIE, l42 Superior st.
xii it last Fritz With heavy sigh took his last bit'
! SIS. BARRIE, l42 Superior st.
drank his last dtOp, and then laid dOva to die; thsr
SIS. BARRIE, I42 supsriOrt st.
poor Brown gagged turned very pale and didn't feel al
s.s. BARRIE, I42 Superior st.
rest but st he caught bis darling gal and hugEsa her
ls 8. s. BARRIE, I42 Superior st.
to hi. breast. "cootiS cried Won Ghet ayOu'vo won
8. BARRIE, l42 Superior st.
herp They were msr1Isd rig sEay, and then Rio0k
SIS. BARRIE, I42 Superior ST.
os ..oDv did on Browns fsstsrs Playi farewell he
IS. BARRIE, l42 Superior st.
cried ony darling bride, the aght has cOstmo dsarr