New Orleans daily crescent., 1860-07-02
Atlu OrIeans 1ailp Crfsttllt,
= = 2 = = - :
THE WIFE TAI ER !.

Sesses ,,nr az; sat ,or iii Marion never
ss sicris ha,1r after M married her. Int
y L.Jy s ysla ~ MsSa,ae N,,nor knnw4 or one thing
ay re nv reaserz reliable inforna.
~, At srt bss M hee,s srsoyy twelve
,, ssoss ~ ys sbe re5.aseT VIA SEEMING nleasure
s "A sss sas atsaa,;c,,s s,sr, flr straban
n @ ;;rs IL ~ sssrsban yya9 Well he
.s;el n II ,nas;r;ne and hsd he title If M b. con-
sssS ,ss.s, lin which e. sssoB great pleasure in
stsSi,sss q ths end az hs name with grand
ss.ass s:i ~ D. - :; sss,,sd thst he never had
aoss NY ~. M = 80 v; " a,,xs vesrs lie was a
tnl 1o1s WI asr s sss,,,earanc a ready
49, e pAs IA ,as IN fact firstrate
IA ,lassd Tia fiute aud sang-was
syosa ,isncss AKA G n excellent partner at whist
os5ss egS ~ hsi same literary reputation He
I and two column sketches for The
m Pgssr zrs md last though Nv no means
= isssed Z n ,,fi taste and ii, fhe h;rlt az
seAs., IS Y Jy III si il f ,e knew Int then i
@ s1s.',sa III ..sss hrsiness
q "a R,t III ,a,,ss e llayv t cantratlict one runor
,S5eb ra;nsd cns,siderable nreyalencv 10 the ef.
s. IT, flst ~ sanpartad himself IN his lterary
Jss.nrs an nrslSnarv nexsraper seribbIer cepid
Ss5sS ssss;,rs :, s,absnss ss,,radr,l,e
sst3 s,,;sss Merton Aai been dead Int little over
ss sE,,en ~ trai,ar sspe ,ll thnt rossi,,
.aa q = ,na,ssaS5 fl,s rvs,,v and her fnrtune
1s, fsf sns h1. ,ra5atelI 4 rich yyiSa AZ To her,
@ ;ass n irase ia, weeds and % iIto
sacistv anaiI: ana she cenia devise no readier
IL ss,sss than Nv ,nssJv
- = 1vhs av AT, snafe tn sc eter of her
Ssa, H. merely remarked that ia shouil
~ Tr.saf s,aas,,a n, tsy,,snrr 4 sbre,y
- ToT shrec months they lived happily together
sr t,.,as ~ s hi,,h4 ~ t,a ses,san and kef,yeer
fsane Mav NeTnert. Saratoga md Tic Wbife
sI,nSai,,s f,cv were sslane with each other
Tashree hours out of the tyenty-four; consequently
itwas impossible for them 10 disagree. But the
n;f ulace 81 All others to- stl6y a wife
81 hushand there Il no unnatural excitement. no
faalion,sble Mrs. al, to outdress no proiirate Mr.
Il r. ,,rf AZ, in money: no one To Sec
fo pIesse i'd Sfis other half.',
Aff8rS n season, of aoan-eentinuesI naietv there
necessarily, follows one~of extreme dizziness: and
when one is dull one is easily dspieased. Now
Mr. ana Mrg. Slrahaf were both Of them remark
ably dulI, and as matter Of course both preferred
B being PLEASED to attempting TO please and of
,lls course both we're greatly dispIeased. -
III WIS t}1ejr third lay HI home 1IpOn which their
first quarrel zcommenced How it began neither
rf,uli cleasly tell II IA ONLY known that Srahnn
expressed d desire to dine upon roast beef, anon
which Mrs S said that she aboininated beef ana
stated her prefererne to- bs turkey md str
usestTai,aI, considered turkey as eli,s.s fa,d
Fl heii have beef OF nothing She'd have turkey
and thus commenced the war Of Strahans. One
ordered the butcher not to have fowl: the other
naye strict iniunetions not to have beef brought
+ iinfS tie house; between them they were both
ikaly 10 starye if they remained at home SO the
doctor went to the village tayern and dined on
beef while Mrs s. visited some rf her friends and
parfock d fnrkey. = -
After dinner Dr. s. gave d wine supper in the
room which he aigned by the name OF study M
q sort Of O variety store in which be kent.hs il
Ian lvs,re
two riass eases one Of wipbs se0nrainef Il gantrs
skeleton hpna M, wires. n, tae other was an
Eexs4iss5 n,s.r,rnv Is The walls were hing with
<}S5osj:ies Of iii descriptions among them cane
fr.5s.s \ frssf which crew over Washinaton.s rraye
= Torn 4 ara of the sJharter Oak 81 chin
Sr,,r, fSa fnteI Sttes frioate (,nustitution miner
ls sel.s and fossils Of al kinds, specimen ears Of
sr4, enaytr9,rs s;zd frnt ma yenftab bes cases az
ir;ed insgss and lars Of picked reptiles. Stuffed
5,s~ys ,,t,rchsd aho,,f The ,nartmenf ani vo
lapts,ons !. French lshograps and portraits Of as
f;nrnished peracilages were hung promiscuonsly
~ mi. !, on reading table iarln-chars y
s,5asssi.,fsOss case a ma1nrotl, bei metal nestle
Ss,s 4noTfsr cennleteil fhe furniture 1T the
]. ss,,5y u
nsva,,ry tl,e aaeY,,e aver,;na Mrs s had a rubis.
s,aytv Il, tl,ss ,ss1 r,srIors
III hatd her votaries r. honda re lon1er tbap
ssarla INA Mrs s INA dismissed her marty and re
firsd hours before her liege lord came to Ills cham,
lar. ,.d xyhen Nc did Come he found tba door
znaasi hi,ssself yTithos,t and bis wife within II
as ~ ,,ilss III er sl,s ,uld ,,ot ANA %asid rnt
s,ea7 ana NJ cou,pelled TO find n had else
zeare Witch he ii1 m,terinp t hmses IN
sarsss ,er sst And M laid a night for1n;no +
s,ia1, +, b,no es RI ehn,issinn nj tla n,crning
~ ssl Mr. Il alE ipt lid stady and 1ars
seated ii nm armchair. thew removed their ieree
AZ, iasrsisss hrs sei,as MI
Lar fsr ,fss,ev ri Witch the locior renl;ad Nv
her & law vnl9ar ,Sn,,a j I,a i
Sisd to marry professional rentleman and author
81 e Hi; n nser bettsr ffer ,beI
5e s, III and fsll,g tl
servant ,ya ascraJ Il r.
MIN her csrriaae - he door '.''s
xers ia "a ss,n gs;,,ss VI 5a,s ,as .a 1t
III T; ina 5h amish Mrs stTao,, ~
e ,;lI 81 With gor ,,lsaa
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