Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-03-08
1oYE AND LAGER BEER:

THE INHUMAN PARIENT'S SGRATAGEM.
Come all good eitsrzons and folks I'm going for to tell
Owing to the tremendous rush to see the dis.
fearful story, which will cause yer buzzoms for to
charge end Of the long pipe which conveys
swelli 'tls Of gallant gay young man, likewise
Coal Oil from the various reAne.ies in the union
damso fair, who after pllghtln OF their VOWS driv
to l42 Superior street, the proprietor is COM
en- to dospare. This gay young man, his name vas
PEELED to decline the usual courtesy of half price
Brown, the damseTs was vot Ghelt her father kept
TO boys and girls under ten years of age, with
lager beer saloon in CathAm street. lie had double
out distinction of color or breadth across the
share OF gold, lIkowIso double chin, but Brown he
shoulders. Gentlemen and ladies' free. Chill
Travelled his shape, and hadn't any tin. Now Won
dren in arms not admitted. The wear and tear
Gbslt he was jolly and good nAturd as you ploAse,
Of shoe leather to and from I42 Superior st.,
and he doary loved his dorter lager beer and swier
since the fountain was established, has increas.
chese; and had sworn full mauy time, Whilo quln-
ed immensely, and the shomakers Of Northern
chin Of bis thust, the man that didn't love the last
Ohio are about to convene in solemn conclave
should never have the fust. This oath it was stun
and pass a unanimous vote Ofthanks to BARRIE
to the poor gal and to Brown latter eOuldnt
for contributing so much to their business
more get glass of lager down. and for eatin'
prosperity. The flow of oil thr Ough tho long
switzer cheese he lOokd on it as pisinnO was
pipe is so rapid that young maelstrOms is
1t down than it was his stOmmick r'sin- Nov
reported at each of the manufactures to which
there another scooter for the old mans dOrter'i
a branch pipe extends; yet we are happy to
hand puddin' headed German duck, as you shall IN
state that no one has been sucked in. 1t was
derstand his was jacob Fritz and without leav
currently reported that BARRIE had leased the
ing of his cheer he'd eat ten pound Of cheese AM
State canals for chutes to convey his oil to thi
drink eask of lager beer. In course the old mai
city, but they being wholly inadequate for the
favored Feitz and snubbsd the other lad, but still
purpose, to say nothing of the expense of lock
thortt wouldn't do to raise his daughters mad, an
age, necessity, which is the mother of inven
so he hit upon plan the lovers to ensnAre and put
tiOn, at once suggested the idea of the long
ntopraetce, though it wasn't on the square. He toll
pipe, and without delay it was put in full OP
the rivals they must meet and battle for the BRIDE "W
Grafton. Now, BARRIE's Coal Oil is ike tn,
will ses Brown; Tn quickly tan the lOafer Fits hidsI
Z widows we read Of-''it fails not" but i
But oh, his jaw fell quickly and his stOmmlek it fe
comes it comesl 1t comes! j.! not like thl
queer, when the old man named the Wespins-switze
drizzling of an eave-spout during an APri
cheese and lager beer. Poor Brown at Wunst obecte
shower Niagara affords more apprOpriat
and the dOrter she said ':NO; but old Won Gheit grin
mparisOn-sublime, but not fearful. Evel
ned savagoy, and sEore it should be so; to all the
the Maids of the Missed venture up to the foam
prayers and tears he was as deaf as any pOetTe ma
d, ing torrent without danger. Young Rachel
shall have mine gal," he said ''whose skin shall hol
come with their pichers. Jacobs come not tC
the mOst!' 'EnOughI" growled Brown, as he lOOked'
drink. kiss, nor cry, but to bear away to thei
his rival with scOw; tO get my lovely fair one mu
respective neighborhoods a good report Ofthii
aght battle fowl But fear not gentle lady, my luck
land which flows with Coal Oil and money
star I'll trust; III grd my lOins up for the fight an
Everything is provided at l42 Superior stree
goit if bustI" The day arriy-t'Was New Year'smOr
y cans that hold a quart, good measure; can
that hold three gallons, good measure, can
=, very fat while Brown was grave and spare; his eye
that hold Eve gallons, good measure; cans ths
had greedy look, and sunksn was his cheek he hadn
hold ten gallons, good measure; cans that hOl
drank drop nor ate morsel for week. At lengl
twenty gallons good measure; and barrels i
all thngswer ready for the battle to begn-the mini
+, any quantity or measure. But the above
rwas there to splice the felIer who should VIM Brow
only partial reports Of what may he had {
shook a little, sighed a bit then brushed away tea
242 Superior street. If all the Coal Oil in th
then bracsd his nerves and firmly said now fetch aOr
world was IN one great ocean, aud all the wicl
yer bserl" At it they went with appetites most VOL
in the world were in one wick, and all Il
deruI to see, while old Won Gheit stood looking at IL
lamps in the world where in one great LAM
pair with ecstacy Cask after cask emptlsd, chez
it could dot be more advantageOusly used tha
after cheese put down. and still there was no sign
can the lamps that are for sale by
"ave'' in either Fritz or Brown. Wild ragged the agh
SIS. BARRIE, I42 Superior st.
until it last Fritz with heavy sigh, took his astbit
p & & BARRIE. I42 Su1eriof st.