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Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-03-06
The Great Ambassador O.
Health to ALI Mankind.
4 Boon to the Sick.

A Boon to the Sick.
The mt of sterling medicinal to meet the ills and
necessities of the suffering portion of humanity, ana
one entirely free from mine raj and other
medicine ushered into the world; HoLLowAY's
INVALUABLE PILLS have become the HOUSEHOLD REMEDY
of all nations Their attribute is to PREVENT as well
CURE; they attack the or ROOT of the COM
plant, and thus by the hidden cause OF dis
ease reny and restore the dropping energies
of the SYSTEM assisting nature in her task of
and FUNcTIoNARY REFORMATION.
.&,- '7. Dyspepsia.
The great scourge of this continent yields quickly
to course of these antisepte Pills, and the digestive
organs restored to their proper tone; no matter
in what hdeous shape this hydra of disease exhibits
ITSELF this searching and unerrDg remedy disperses
it from the patients system
= General Debility and Weakness.
other signs of diseased liver and other disOrgani
cation of the system. vanish under the eradicang in
huence of this all powerful anseptic and detergent
remedy.
-... , .-. Bilious Disorders.
The proper quantum and right condition of the bile
is nomentous importance to the health of the hu
man frame this ANrI-BILIoUs medicine eXpels the
hidden seeds of the complaint and renders all the
fluids a nd secretions pure and fluent cleansing and
resustating the vital functions of the body.
''a,L Sichy Females.
shou1d lose no time in trying u few doses of this
regulating and reuovaling remedy, whatever may be
their complaint it be taken with safety in all pc
riodical and other dsorgaZations, its effect is all
but miraculous.
Unrefuted Proof.
The testimony Of Nations is unanimously borne to
the heu h-gvlng virtues of his noble remedy, and
certificates in every living language bear witness to
the uNpENIA BLENEss of their INTRINSIC worth.
Holloudys Pills are the best remedy knoaca,
in the aoorld for the .fozloaeing diseases:
4 sthma Diarrhea, Indigestion, Stone and
Bowel Com Dropsy, Influenza, Gravel,
plants, Debility Inflammation, Secondary
Coughs, FeYer& Ague Inward Weak Symtoms,
Colds, Female Com ness, We enereal
Chest Dis plants, Liver ComPl'ts. Affections
eases, Headaches, Lownss of spirit Worms of
Dyspepsia, Piles, all kinds.
Z IT NFCaution!-None are genuine unless the words
ssHolloway, New York and London.'' descPibable
Water-nark in every leaf of the book of diree-
tions around each pot or box; the same may be
plainly by holding the leaf to the light hand
reward will be given to any one rendering such
information as may lead to the detection of any
party parties counterfeitng the medicines or vend-
ing the same, knowing them to be spurious.
~ Sold at the Manufactures of Professor Hol'
Iowav go Maiden Lane. New York, and by all re-
spectacle Druggists and Dealers of Medicine through
out the United States and the civilized world, in
boxes ut e5 cents 63 cents, and one dollar each.
larger Sizes .-r g. -
N. B-Directions for the guidance Of patients in
every disorder are affixed to each box. 2.7-eow.ly
Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-03-06
A. G. CROWLEY & CO.,

NTlLL HEREAFTER CARRY ON THE
w Carpenter and Joiner business; Doors,
Sash, Blinds, &C.. executed to order. From
long experience in business, we feel confident
of giving perfect satisfaction in all orders en-
trusted to our care. For past patronage our
thanks are due the public, and we respectfully
ask continuance of their favors The Mill is
a few doors above Nilliamson's FIGURING
Mill. 1-16-tf
Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-03-06

Modicine. known ana ap-
have used it. and is now
fidence in all the diseases
mended.
1t has cured thousand.
years who had given VI
the numerous unsolicited
session show! G.
The dose must be adapt
ment of the individual
such quantities rs to ac'
Let the dictates of you
IN the use If the T.ivel
will cure Liver Com,
stomach, Chronic Diar'
tacks, Dyspepsia. Sum
cntery, Habitual Costiye.
Chol, ra Morbus. ChnIer;
Female 81 eak ness e 5
be used successfully as III
Medicine. 1t will cure
thousands can testify. } IL
two or three Teaspoon
commencement of an at,
All who use it are Civ.
in its favor.
Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-03-06
'SHHHLOW .

Sold by CHURCH & DUPONT, Druggistsc,f-
No. SO Maiden Lane, New York,
And by all respectable Druggists throughout the
country. 3-4-y.
Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-03-06
dait and mlisduu,

Why are jokes like nuts? Because
the dryer they are, the better they
crack. 'q8
Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-03-06

p4-A lady, up town, refuses to wear
q, watch in her bosom, because it ha.
hands,on it,
Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-03-06
SheriT,a Snle.


VIM. 3. Shepherd VS.. Moses Rutherford. .
DY virtue of 4 (four) executionst to me directed
ID from the Court of Common Pleas of Meigs
County, viii offer for sale at the door of the
Court House in Pomeroy, TIL o'clock A. n,
?, BIB On the 31st day of March, 1860, itt
the following described lands and tenements, to-
wit: being in Columbia township, Meigs county,
Ohio, beginning at the southwest corner Of
section Sc; running thence east SO rods; thence
south to the center line of said section 36; thence
north to the place of beginning, in town and
range Is, Ohio Company's Purchase, supposed
to contain 100 acres, more or less, and sold as
the property of Aaron Rutherford, at the suit
of VIM. B. Shepherd, ct al Appraised at
81 10000. Terms of sale, cash eir.e h.fTg s7.
-s.- =; j. J. WHITE, S. NJ. C..
Feb. %, 1seO.-9-5t s.25
81 has T9 SherfR's Sale.f @Gf9
Joseph Patton and Aaron Stont VS.. George Stivers,
surviving partner of Jesse Stafford, decd.
DY virtue of two executions to me directed,
ID from the Court of Common Pleas of Meigs
County, Twill offer for sale, at the "Old MILL"
on Lot No. 900, in Pomeroy, at 10 o'clock A. NJ,
On the 18th day of March, 1860, -i-'
the following described property, to wit: one
Carding-machine and one Picker, to be sold as
the property of George Stivers, surviving
partner of Jesse Stafford, decd at the suit of
Joseph Patton and Aaron Stout. Terms Of sale,
cash. ]. j. WHITE, s. NJ. e.
Feb. %. l960.-9-2w ss n 100
Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-03-06

cs@- -sDo you snore, ,Jack?" "No
never, ssHow do you know "Be-
cause, t'other day lay awake the whole
might on nurnose to see.
Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-03-06

cs@-9Do, you snore, gJack?" "No
never, !" ssHow do you knew?'' "Be-
cause, t'other day lay awake the whole
night on purpose to see.
.sDg-sIefeelI said an old lads, tthat
live got about through with this world
! silant enjoy. much more trouble, noi
suffer much more comfort.
paA Datehnan being called upon
for a toast, said, ssHere is to the heroes
who fit, pied, and tied at the battlerot
Punker Hill-of whom I am one
paa- Master at home?" "No, sir, he's
out" Mistress at home?" ''No, sir
she's out" az-
81 sThen Eli step in, and cit by the fire.
THAT'S -. out, too!' .z
80 .ptA- 1t is a common saying of moral
lists, that the lower order of animals have
net the vices, of man, yet it is certain
,stliatlsome of the insects are back -biters
and all the quadrupeds are tale-bearcrs
Good.
The editor of the (Texas) Times has
a child named Kansas
The editor of the Wedowee Gala }
4Kercary says he would be afraid to call
child Kansas, for fear it never would
have any Consultation.
psA- Mrs. harrington says she would
hkeste. ascertain a copyzof a paper, that
sustained full report of the trial of old
Potowatomie Brown, who, she had heard
was now deranged before the Court, to-
gether with his chief Cook, for reciting
the negroes Of Virginia to resurrection
Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-03-06
Dyspepsia.

The great scourge of this continent yields quickly
course these antisepte Pills, and the digestive
organs are restored to their proper tone; no matter
in what hideous shape this hydra of disease exhibits
ITSELF this searching and unerriDg remedy disperse
it from the patients system.
Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-03-06

7. Z ptosoui ny All Una
resorted to with con
., for which it is recon-
o within the last two
= all hopes of relief, as
q certificatesin my pos,
p ed to the tempera.
O taking it, and used in
"a gently on the Bowels,
y Judgment guide you
< Invigorator, and il
plants, Dropsy, Sour
a rhoea, Bilious At
= mer ,Cnmplainls,D Dys-
n ness, Cholic, Cholera
Infantum, Jaundice,
q Flatulence, and may
0 Ordi airy F ii IN il /,
k Sick Headache, las
= twenty minutes, il
q fuls are taken at the
Il tack.
n ing their testimony
with the Invigorator, and
ottle. --
co
Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-03-06

GUARD AGAINST FALL AND WINTER FIRES
BY
Oh oil @ I'm - III r an @ g
WITH THE ------ '--------
Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-03-06
General Debility and Weakness.

From whatever cause, LOwNEss OF SPIRITS. and all
other signs of diseased liver, and other disorgani
cation of the system vanish under the eradicatng
uence of this all powerful antiseptc and detergent
remedy.
Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-03-06
4ottru,
q soNNaT-aA sKo nNs.

On tic Httis toe 9s mi rite foot teseh he's o6stt-
,sdteky resisted medikle treetnsent.
The daily exchange. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1858-1861, 1860-01-17
Mises. Yiqaors. Kt.

"a BARTH EDMEADES,
tSEAa5 At Tie old Established House No ii Soth Street
- IMPORTERS AND ''
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
Offer for sale in Bonded Warehouse all the Standard brands
OF COGNAC AND ROCHELLE BRANDIES, Rohlen's
Meesp and other GINS, SCOTCH WHISKEY, JAMAICA
RUNS, WINES &c
On Consignment
PENNSYLVANIA, KENTUCKY, VIRGINIA
. AND MARYLAND RYE WHISKY,
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Steamboats,.

EsEN FOR PETERSBURG AND RICH
49, ssfa1sssS S N9 NI THREE TINES WEEK
leaving every Tuesday, Thursday aniI SATURDAY fIa
at5 clock for the above places ' h'''''
Freight received daily
dationS Ni1l''' "''iV ioota acc"Aim
For freight or passage apply to
J. BRANDT, Jr., Agent,
p Z po,,o.. ,,,. Light street hart.
6olI
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80, WESTERN

1Hzi 41@I-FD hAILHUAy
L., - WINTER ARRANGEMENT
oIrs eave calvert Station at 30 A. NJ, and La p NJ
and 10 Is A. NJ. io D"l''ihofe AT D
VIII n O M from Westminster daily IA NJ connects
turns to Westminster " 49, ~ ''"A o"'''hiore' re
W. omnInu from Manchester at A. NJ meets 10 Is train
MaohuaVi, Wednesday and Friday Returning afprnaf;
lays 70 Manchester on the arrival of the 30 train from
dl0-tf TRuTN = r,&-ro,
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VI, HE IOI0WlnG is the Schedule:
LEAVE
New York, at O'clock, 4 " Portsmouth Al 81 os,s =
Baltimore AZ &" p, M.Wimington at * F Il
ter Railroad, finished '+'
~ The train from Weldon in the above schedule goes 10
Wilmington and Raleigh
Passengers for Richmond and Petersburg, or any ot,-
points on me James river connect with James River
early next morning after leaving Baltimore
~ Passengers for Edenton, Plymouth NaWbrrn Mash
l&ton' edon, IoIdsborU Beaufort, Warsaw, RaiFpE a
Wilmington, \, C., will find tia most pleasant direct and
"E5ee;toIe route. ,o-o VI. n FALLS
BaltImOreOCtOIer 1859. pras;Jg-.
The daily exchange. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1858-1861, 1860-01-17

EURLETT IL SONS
" CARRIAGE MANUFACTORY
No. 80 NORTH STREET
81 ~ The undersigned having greatly en-
2Ety~arged their premises aud increased their f,ci
u neg leave to call the attention the public TO their
extensive stock OF description CARRIAGES finished
m the most elegant style and durable manner which fheV
are prepared to sell terms RE APPS -
tended to with dispatch and at reasonable prices
jy24-tf "a Ne,rtb a.ial-t l % q ,I1noN,
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FOR FREDERICKSBURG, VA.
sIeazsEaazssls Tie steamer VIRGINIA Cant \ Fa,,
nank viii comneHn. nnr r-r1,Lar 49,
GAFRON \ GWlNN, Agents
No. y South street. BSItiInor
T SLAUGHTER, President

FOR FREDERICKSBURG- VA
45ssiss5-+z-sa The s'earnrI WM SELnEN, " p Rirv,a
Sapian " = resume her route to fredericksburg and land
WHARF Foot or SOETH STR E I," n ,T
T,ESDAG 7; February 22d at O'Clock. P NJ Rrfprnf "n
VIII leave fredericksburg at o'clock FRIDAY IiOpEis
Shf wi %l caniirue 10 gaye Baltimore EVERY TUESDAY,
nd rrete rckS'ur% EVERY FRIDAY during tSe 500
Freight Of every description taken at low rates IoT
Te3 Hd 1--we stock generally, handled with care art
t"hiuIdoy accommodated Through Goods puuctual at
received. ~ '' ''' "d'"e' ~ Sc"h r.
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7 A BE- D. PRATT,

CORTLAND KEROSENE OIL.
rms O IS OF an Interchangeable Lemon ccl0r, has no IN
pleasant odor, and does smoke lille burning n *
uidouhtedy the best article offered in this market
We are prepared to supply tits Oil in the original pack
ages, or IN quantities to suit purchases
Also oher KEROSENE LAMPS, with all the recent i'm
poVfmenti in burners Chimneys, Globes, Shades Wcks
&c, OF the best quality and at TIE lowest pr,crs
DUBRIN X WAKEFIELD.
n96tf " n - S,,ti ~
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Mfrtban0i3f.

4 DAMANTINE CANDLES. West
4 CO., Al South street los n
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La s c.; FOR THE

ROE HASHINGTON AND THE SOUyH
Leave Baltimore at % and 500 A. NJ ands Is and 9o.p
q: U sundays at go A. NJ. only. Leaves WASHINGTON TO-
Sandavs AZ ~ anH 745 A and 20 and.5 20 NJ o.
nytb from baltimore stop at way points The second IN
i ~ trains rom Baltimore and the second and third fo
E t cTInect with trains the Annapolis Roat VII
FEGT M On every kind, Information, &c apply o f.
D' 1Nheh'' VI at lie TICK ct Office, Camden station
W. p. SMITH,
r. NJ COLE ,or,uo, NJ. -, Master of Transportation
llCNet agent.
The daily exchange. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1858-1861, 1860-01-17

~ w. CARKIAEESI UARRIA GES!--The
subscriber has on hand at his extensive CAR
fAGf REP0SlIOR1, No. IS South Gay street te most
extensive and best assortment of fashionable CARRIAGES
ta can pc found in the city Persons want Of Carriages
WI hhu u 70 Their interest to give a call as am deter
mined to sell low for cash approved paper All work soIi
at my depository warranted for twelve months Old Carra
PeS repaired or taken in exchange for ones
Cari!age received on storage held on commission
S2l-tf WI N 49,,
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- Q . 70 tAA lHbdlti Lllt 1rtdA=
Agents in Frederick ShurS.
ADAMS Il FRENCH

A.s:tL-~~h NEW YORK AND BALTIMORE
sSsasksErkI&4zssz TRANSPORTATION LINE,
iNLAAD-ThrouEh the Delaware and R1Titau, and
- Chesapeake ard Delaware Canals
or the conveyance OF Merchandise Produce, Packages
Horses Carriages Furniture and foods of all very
low rates.
Through between New York and Baltimore, without
uanshipment, in IS hours, in Iron Steamers, with waer
tight compartments.
FOR NEW York; Steamboat leaves Baltimore fen,
times per week from No. Light street wharf '
FROM NEW YORk-Steamhoat 'r2res in like mama,
for baltimore four times per week from North River Pie
No. !.
Goods destined for places beyond Baltimore or Neu y
commission. "
Line.
Tie safety, fezuaTity and dispatch OF this Line t,
with the moderate rates charged commend Il - 4
desirable Eaa'iium for conveying every deeey;pr
Freight A. SHRIV tR Agent
NO Light street wharf Batloarr
.n,qtr ipALZELI2 Agent
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Notice is hereby given that the Shovefu Light Vessel
ION Monomoy Point) Vineyard Sound has been moved by
the ice in northeastery direction half mile from her
station
She will be replaced with little delay as possible of
which due notice will he given
BY order of the Light. house Board.
MELANCTHON SMITH,
Lighthouse Inspector, ID District.
Boston, Jan.
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E.-SIIA-A BALTIMORE AND PHILADEL
HazzEsszzzssaa1ssu PHIA STEAMBOAT COMPANY.
VIA CANAL,
For the transportation Merchandise Produaa pa.1.
Philadelphia and Baltimore " ' '''' - "''Neeb
FOX PHlLADElPHlA-One Of the Comranv,s Sfea,,
Doas leaves No Light street wharf daily al O'clock ~
irving in Philadelphia at oClock fIr NY IN q,
pie time for the New York Trains ~ '''''''H' al ~
fE o y riilLADELPhIA-Leavcsla daily, at O'Clock
"oOos Malaei immediately with carcfree ct all cs-
io' COMMISSION j. aleu-. SHRIVER, Agent,
No, J Light street wharf BaitInI,,.
100, A. GROVES, .Ir., Agent,
-spIeu No l9 South wharves, Phitadsnl;a
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1860-03-02
GETTING OUT GRAIN.
AGENCyF FOR WHEELER, MELlCK & CO.'S
IMPROVED COMBINED
THRESHER AND SAIIglNOvNER.

vYVHE most convenient, portable, easily work.
4 cd. and perfectly operating machine for
threshing, separating and winnowing wheat
rye and oats, now IN use. Though compare
lively but little known here there are about
400 Of them in use in other grain growing
districts, all giving entire satisfaction.
1t is the machine lbut much improved) that
obtained the First Premium at the Montgom-
cry County Fair atthe exhibition in 1855, and
elected universal appreciation; and wherever
exhibited at a working test in competition with
others has always taken the Prcmis9a
The two-horse machine cleans in the best
manner ready for market with or hands,
from $50 to 200 bushels Of wheat per day, and
the one-horse from 10 to 100 bushels; occupies
but little space; is easily moved from stack TO
stack and readily put up.
For Farmers who raise from 900 to 1000
bushels Of wheat and who prefer to do their
work with their own force, no other machine
is so desirable.
This machine is ,garranie1 to give entire sat-
isfaction, or may be returned at the expiration
Of reasonable time on trial.
refer to J. l.. buffet who owns at wo-
~se machine; James Perry Wade, do, O..
God, do: Charles Spates, do, one-horse,
IN the lower section Of our county.
~roved 0ne-lloree Thresher and
ding wrenehes, can, sc,
......,........".......Sl2S 90
........... 245 90
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1860-03-02
SADDLES, BRIDES,
HARNESS, COLLARS,
WHIPS, BROAD GEAR,

49, NJ A<At011( 0LlhItt &C.
ever offered in the State of MARYLAND, outside
Of Baltimore city--made up of the best leather.
Canned by the old process, and by the best
workmen. My stock consists In part Of the
following articles:
Nu- 81 Saddles 40 Riding Brides; SO
Blind Brides; 100 Collars; A Dozen Wagon
Whips Al Sets Of Fine Harness I6 Sets OF
Breechen and Side Plates from four TO six
inches wide; 10 Sets Front Gear, from four
to ten inches wide; all Of which we win sell
to prompt-paying customers on six months
time, without interest
win also MAKE TO ORDER any article in
my line Of business at the shortest notice and
deliver tito any part Of the State free of charge,
aud IL not as ordered, no sale.
As do not compel any one to take whai
docs not suit them, so persons IN want Of any
thing in my line OF business will do well to
give me call before purchasing as have ne
yer failed to please any reasonable man, and
am determined TO sell cheaper than the same
articles can be bought for any where in the
State. Don't forget the place, as you are sure
to get good article, at a low price.
All persons advertise that they have the best
articles and sell the cheapest, but all we ask is
trial from one and all.
~ viii pay 9 CENTS PER LIB. FOR
HIDES, delivered at j. B. NEEL's, Neelsville.
Montgomery county, Nd, in Saddlery, at cash
prices.
EXPERIENCES.
ZAcHARAn II. WATERS,
PLuMMER, SIMON Nj
nd 0. S. WIIIsoN.
iPpLEMAN,
tick Co.. Nd.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1860-03-02
FACT, FUN AND FANCY.

- Prosperity is not without its trou-
bles, ror adversely without its comforts.
- When you receive kindness, re.
member it; when you bestow one, for
get it.
- There is many man whose tongue
might govern multitudes, if he could on
ly govern his tongue.
= Shrewd inquiries are being made
whether the cup Of sorrow has any saucer.
Can any one tell US?
- Misfortune is crime of such mag
nitudc, that not any water, except the
river of prosperity, will wash it out.
= The difference between fair ladies
and ladies' fairs, is this-the former be-
siege mems hearts, the latter their peck
cts.
Pompey said he once worked for
man who raised his wages so high that
he could only reach them once in two
years.
- There is man in town so know
ing that people who don't know their own
minds come to him for information on the
subject.
= Many sweetly fashioned mouth
has been disfgured and made hideous by
the fiery tongue within it,
= Flattery is the weapon of the de-
signing and artful, usually employed
against the weak, the vain, and the ig-
norant.
1t has been discovered that bread
can be manufactured out of wood. Long
before this discovery was made all wood
was known to have grain in it.
= Bryant says that " the groves were
Gods first temples" A good many ro-
mantle young lovers unquestionably find
them delightful meeting houses.
- One of the dullest men wo ever
saw, says Prentice, was named Sharp,
one of the stupidest was named Smart,
one of the slowest named Swift, one of
the tallest was named Low-and the ex-
Governor of Virginia is named Wise.
= In Taylorvillc, Illinois, on the 9th
nltimo. j. L. Lamb was married to Miss
Mary Shivers. Our experience in farming
leads us to believe that lamb with the
shiOcrs is net long for this world. How
we pity him.
- A man said to another, +" Which is
the heaviest, quart Of rum or quart Of
water r. Rum, most assuredly, for
saw man who weighs two hundred
pounds staggering under quart Of rum,
when he would have carried gallon Of
water with ease"
- ''How is it," said gentleman to
Sheridan, " that your name has not o
attached to it? Your family is Irish,
and no doubt illustrious." " No family
had better right to o than our family
said Sheridan, " for we owe everybody"
= They have got new plan in op-
Grafton down East" for the demolition
of bedbugs. tits done by steam. One
wheel catches them by the nese--another
draws their teeth---whilo neat little
piston-rod punches three grains Of arsenic
down their throats.
-" In short, ladies and gentlemen, .
said an oyerpowered orator, 81 can only
say--bcg leave to add desire to assure
you, that | wish had window in my
bosom, you might see the emotion Of my
heart Vulgar boy in the gallery
Won't pane in the stomach do this
timo."
I'll didn't dare to tell you wife, be-
fore we were married, that my teeth are
false" II could get along well enough
with you, husband, if your teeth were the
only false thing you carry in your
mouth"
: After tongue has once got the
knack Of lying, It's not to be imagined
how impossible it is almost to reclaim it.
~ce it comes to pass we see some
''herwise very honest, SO