Smyrna times., 1860-10-11
jriHr1
- = 1919

L'riAGg.
plea for old chccse.-bI,o i r;rb.
Punch. " ~ my two lips
; eye bat no head nc mas an
physician'o rule OF rovoreon
uhder monument, 9'lehts
n.' MnAT is best to prevent maid from d.,.
pairing !-Pulrlrs. 'N from ues-
for ~ IA" ,t Is the iIet thing young lady look.
WHAT two animals have but ono loo bo.
'''eHl a pair Ct post-horses. '''"een
" WY lis Is tooth drawn like thing forgotten
II Is out OF the head. '0'so''en
c,ina FINALE F"rtlica'ions. = Every woman.
o''"oilhe Is her castle Punch.
MANY institutions are rroncrIv o,,1o,.
"ai'eS' Tor tAey GO ne! halt teach envtbiD@
a DEB Of gold il mine Of wealth bn,
'''' '"'neF i' rich Is d minor ofwealtb.
KERE mans business is ,bo,o :. -,
Rt"c 9, Tor ms religion 10 manifest itself me
,oi m - Is phronoogst in Loudsn wbo %.
head. 'O''0i ~ examining the
= PRoF; Spencer P Bird, Of washington n
anthology. '" american Or'
=, ilhe apples are now sncccssf,Iv r.;o,.
'of'"s' proving harder and more nrnG,aLi1
than the banana. ''o PFoh'aole
voI "iIhIN 'he past eleven yours over ZOO ooo
t 5o.u'nes OF Washington Irving's work. boUo
been sold in the country. "0'A' nave
IHE cIergymen Of Trenton bovooo
- uclNer sermon on the evils NJ in,os'
hOY' where docs iiis road 90 70 ="
don't think It goas npyvve[.o
s'es UNI here every morning" ''"d'S
SPLENDID qualities break forth in d.,
' i'Ae lghtnIng from thunder cloud.
GENTLEMAN coming into the roon, of H.
dn', ~ barton told hrm that Mr.. Vowel W.
,TI nat" said he, Vowel doad1
! ""hA N'9d II was neither nor /"
HOLLAND describes certain di.n,o1
" PeIsons-;he Rrumblcrs-as " sit,;no
va .ne north side Of the tree OF life. and nosIn
'o''eh apples WIKI Eus,y knife" ''"s
r, nEAsIpE Wlr.-A friend, visiting Ato,,;.
Ivy was asked how he snent Sunda1 tWr"t,,
'1'U NC among the Sabbath breakersu
VERY IIkELY,-A fellow was arres,sd e..
No. "'.,s u"cA>, and after description of them
no., 'oF the prisoner eald: "Wbv
,tc ,Ila, pe '"oH rare breed, for I've some
ne them IN nay own yard" " Vorv IiLoT.~
ucks lately" soou many
= , MGtHEH' have I got any children :" asked
Il "rch!A ofe',h' summcrs. "'AeU
~ boy - '''a' INTO your head,
ron p' oh15 Feo1 in book to-day at school
mere bddy' tins child is fcverish w.sb
IN III ice water and put him to bed" was"
HERE are two bontitudes: BIe.sod ~.
'ey who have their corns troddcn nm Gu uIe
no" how good It Is when they gct Jo ,u' .ney
*. s'' uohe nch-
blessed are tho orphan children. for ,hov
ave no mother 10 spank them.
a CLERGYMAN observed poor man nv n.
'u oFeaNlng stones with pick-axe. and
mark: inade the
"Ah, John, wish could b,a,t ,ho
& tn Sc stones ' "'0 OIcSh-
me man replied: "Pcrhaps, master vou
"o' WORK on your knees"
! "AE strlng that will reach twice round
neck oil young Indy, let her hold the ends
"eF mouth, ihen II the moose will slim ovor
r mead to tho buck of her neck. il is = 90.
"a Indication that she is married or wants
THE wIrE's PORTION
ana what shall be !" asked ittIe dame
nose spouSa Is running" Tor Goyernor,s
name; 'ei"oF
Why you," quoth John. "if words have, ~.
force, nave any
u II be- my dear. govsrness, Of course ~
Vanity Fair"
D"oipho Wolfe, Of Schicdam SebnsrDor
49, mas oeen nomlnstod for Congress Inv The
mniany democrats in New YORK y '"e
VII u'osSorenner has assumed the duties %
,4I0 secretary to the President.
oen' wood. brother Of the Movor a..
"a nominated tor Congress in New YorL
SUDDEN DEATH.-Wm. IT. Rowla,so,
Prielor OF the Public Monitor, n nnno, ~ 80
Gd at Easton, Md. was found 5saJ pup
y IN 'hat town on Monday mOrnion