Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1860-09-25

Nv uEA So rple6SAnE ike ana
larted SO sweet that | fell IN love with him
to onct. He handed me a segar L We sot
down on the Pizarro s. commenst smokin-
rite cheerful. "Wall.,,'. seq I. "Albcrt
Ednrd, how's the old folks2" -
''Her Majesty & the Prince are well, he
sed.
"Duz the old man take his Lager Beer
reglar?" inquired. ..,.,.-5 -
The Prince larfed & intermatid that the
old mau diden't let many kegs of that
bevrtdge spile in the sellar in tile coarse of
yere. We sot and tawkcd there sum
time about matters & things, l. himehy I
axed him bow he liked bein Prince as
fur as heed got.
ITO speak plain, Mister Ward" he sed,
81 don't much like it. I'm sick Of all this
oowln 4 scrapin 4 crawlin & hurrain over
a boy like me. liwood rathur gosthrew
tue country quietly enjoy myself in my
own way, with the other boys, l. not be.
made Show of TO be gafpedsat w every
body. When the tlepie cheer me feel
pieesed, fur know thay meen ii, but if
these one-hoss offishuls Good know how
see through oil their moves, & undcrstan
exactly what they air after, and knowd
how l"rf ut EN- in private, thayd stop
kissin my hands and fawning over me MS
they now do. But you kno; Mister Ward.
can't help bein Il Prince, L l must do ali
kin to fit myself fur the persishun must
sumtime ockcpy." h..
"That's troo," scz l, :sickness and the
doctors will carry the Queen OFF one of
these dase, surc's yer born"
The time hcyin arovc fur me to take nv
departer, rose up and sed: "Albert Ed
ard, must go, but previs to doin so will
obsarve that you SCOT me. Yure a good
feIler, Albert Edard. II tho line agin
Princes rs gineral thing. | must say
like the cut of your jib. When you git to
be King, try and be as good man as vure
muthcr has bin. Be just L be Jenerus,
especially TO showmen, who hev alters bin
ahoozed sins the dase of Noah, who was
the fnst man to go into the Menagery biz
ness, eff the daily papers of his time mir
to he blecvcd, Nonh's collection of wild
beests beet cnnything ever seen sins, tho
make bold To dowt cf his snaiks was ahead
:of mine. Albert Ednrd, odoop TUX his
hand which he shook warmly, and giving
him perpetual free pars to my show. l.
also P"rses to take home for the Queen
Old Albert, put on my hat and wnlkt.
away.
''SIrs. Ward solilerquized as walkt
along, "Sfrs. Ward, eff you Good see your
husband now, jest US he prowdly cmerjis
from the presents of the futur King of
lngland. you'd be sorry you akalledhim a
Bccst jest becawz he cum home tired l.
mite and wantid to go to he'd without takin.
orF his boots. You'd be sorry for tryin to
deprive yurc husband OF the Driccliss boon
of liberty, Betsy Janet"
Jest then met AZ long pcrseshun of men
with gownds onto 'em. The leader was on
horseback, & ridin up to me he sed, s'Air
yon Orange 2"
SScz I, (Which 2"
"Air you Orongeman 2" he repeated
sternly.
81 used to peddle limins," scd I, "but I
never dealt in oranges. They are apt to
spile on your hands. Wat particular
Loonatic Asylum hev you aud you're
friends escaped from, eff may be so
bold?" Just then sudden thawt struck
mex lsed, "Ohyurethc fellers who airwor-
ryin the Prince to deth and givin the Jnke
of NoOcastlc cold sweats at mite, by yure
internal catawawlins, air you?" Wall,
take the advice of n Amerykin sitterzcn,
take OFF them gownds & don't try to get
up a religious fitc, which is 40 times wuss
nor prize fite, over Albert Edard, who
wants TO receive you all on an ekal footin,
not keerin tinker's cuss what meetin
house you sleep in Sunday. Go home and
mind ynre biznis & not make noosenscs of
yourselves ~ With which obscryashuns
left 'em.
shall lecve British sle 4thwith.
Very respectively youres,