The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-02-10
WHOLE NO., 526.
Prenticeana.

The following are few specimens Of the
of now work BY tho editor of the
Louisville Journal, entitled "Prenticeana,"
ust published by Derby g. Jackson, N. Y:
A Mr.. Archer has been sent TO the Ohio
for marrying two wives. "ln'
satiate Archer! could nokpne. .sufice:"
The editor of an Indiana paper says
More riHainy is on foot" We suppose the
editor has lost his horse.
Tho Now York Evening Post says o man
"cannot be active and quiescent at the same
time" Some fellows hustle about terribly,
yet he still"
A Rocky Mountain correspondent of the
y. Y. Evening Post, who writes himself
Henry f. Land" describes Oregon as the
most delightful country in the world. Our
citizens, if they choose, can 60 out there and
sec hOw The Land lies
We ore considerably amused by an ao-
count that we lately saw OF remarkable
duel. There we're six men upon the grone,
and SIX misses.
Tho Ohio River IL getting lower and low.
er every day. 1t has almost ceased to run.
All who look at il can at once perceive that
it exhibits very little speed, but great
deal Of bottom.
A New England writer says that II has
boon found that negroes can be better trust
ed than white men not to betray secrets
We suppose that is upon the principle that
they always keep dark.
Mrs. Lucy Hill complains in on Arkansas
paper, that her nephew has trampled upon
her rights and feelings. The graceess ras-
cal shouldn't be allowed to tramplc upon
bis aunt Hill.
The common opinion is, that wo should
take good care of children at all seasons OK
the wear, but it is we'll enough in the win
tor to let them slide.
A writer in Virginia paper devotea three
columns. in describing the Great Blue Ridge
Tunnel. We hardly know which is tho
greater bore, the tunnel or its description.
Two men, Joseph Sparks and Oscar Flint,
we're assailed in the suburbs OF Baltimore,
few nights ago, by q gang of shoulder-hit-
tors. Flint was knocked down, but his com.
, panion escaped by fight When the scoun'
: drels bit Flint, Sparks ftew.
{ MIR. VIM. Hood was robbed near Corintb,
u Ala, on the 18th inst The Corinth paper
r says that the name of the highwayman is
unknown, but there is no doubt that he was
e Robin Hood.
: A young lady, of New Orleans, recently
! performed a remarkable feat in rowing, has
o been presented with beautiful yawI. A
: smack would have been more appropriate.
Mr.. ]. S. Fall, Mississippi editor, asks
. when we'll get wise. Undoubtedly bs|ors
Fall, if ever.
= Mr. Henry A. RhuIe says, in Mississippi
: paper, that he has worked zealous!y for the
u administration. Now let him turn and
9 work faithfully against it. IT'S poor Rule
s that won't work both ways.
6 A Buffalo paper announces that Doctor
y Brandretn has introduced blu into the
, LEGISLATURE Is the editor sure that hs
minded his ps in his announcement?
h W. H. Hooe, a postmaster, in Vermont
- publishes that two. hundred dollars of thu
y public funds are missing from bis Office, ant
a. ho asks "rho has got the money! Possibl,
a. echo may answer-Hooe.
er The "Southern Mercury says that MI
e. P. o. Thomas "has received his commission
is as Postmaster" So there is the post-ofhe
ponc to p, o, T.