Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1860-06-11
DISMALI9Ma.
Obsolete laws---Laus Dec.

Obsolete laws--Laus Dec.
An aphorism for egotists-Mind your
eyes.
"A skillful surgeon--he who can set the
limb of planet.
MANS only source of sorrow in life is.
life itself.
Matters Of course--Much Of the mascu-
line conversation Of the present day.
Natures are like electricity--the different
kinds attract and the same repel each other.
--Gal-vanic batteries--a young and pretty
woman's eyes.
I'VE seem to prolong mans life by bo-
coming his bitter enemy.
The part women play best on and of the
stage-the devil
The kind of women's rights all the sex
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
When man visits continental clties,
what one does he find it impossible to avoid?
Turin (tour inl Europe.
1t is well that men, In seeking wives, ask
their hand, as they rarely obtain any thing
else.
No one ever fails TO recognize the true
dramatic element when he sees water
spout.
"A brute of fellow, with passional at
traction for brunettes, married blonde be-
cause he could give her black eyes any time.
1t seems a religious paradox that we
should call a man morally blind when he
declares heresy, (here see.)
---Love-something to talk and write about;
a subject on which the most can be said and
the least felt
Some men, when disinclined to discharge
their debts, seek to make amends by going
off themselves.
Talking in Jest to women of marrying
them is very much like swapping pistol at
ones head for amusement.
There are natures which, like the asymp-
totes to II curve, though they constantly ap-
proach each other can never meet.
The mistake many people make is in re-
garding life as a theorem; something to be
proved-instead Of a problem-something to
be done.
There is nothing in mind which has not
been manifest in nature; hence no imagina-
ton, however vivid, can describe what has
not sometime happened.
Our wealthy distillers, who make money
BY the hogs they raise, should adopt Rich
elieu's apothegm, 1.-THE pen is greater than
the sword"
1t is singular to notice how many per.
sons feel great concern for your souls well
fare who are entirely indifferent TO that Of
your body.
Rachel, the great actress, was right in re-
iecting Legouve's tragedy, written for her;
since in her language it was Medee May
day. drama.
-Swedenborg says, "In Heaven, the oldest
angels appear the youngest" Many pdsse,
women, on earth, endeavor to make practi
cal his idea.
"A member of Congress excused himself
| for addressing Miss Francis - by he
abbreviated maiden name, by saying he haC
the franking privilege.
The trains on one of the Southern rail.
ways are so slow that the engineer puts thu
cow-catcher behind the cars to prevent the
cows from running over the train.
Judging from the appearance of a mum.
Der of our exchanges, they ought to bt
named Clippers, and ourselves the Daily
Clipped.
When one observes the freedom with
which modish women expose their bosoms
and the care they take to conceal their feet
he can not but conclude they are too modes
by half.
| WIN. -, a worthless fellow, arrived il
the city the other day, after a long absence
and said he had been circulating largely tn
past year. "Yes," observed a bystander
'1ike any other bad bill"
When Mirabeau sent word to the woman
who, without seeing him, had become enam-
ored of him through his published speeches
that he resembled tiger with the smallpox
he probably meant to convey the idea tha
he did not require to be pitied.
"A man of the world, reading Gray's ia
| miliar lines
Can Btoried urn or animated bust,
Back to its mansion call the heeting breath
said he did not know how it was with others
but that many animated busts he had seer
had tendency the other way.