The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1860-11-24
TIE HLACk-EyEp LADY ~ THE RAIL
-..# " ROAD CAR.

Literature that will sell during the height
Of political excitement, must have decided
Attractions for the people. The publishers
tell US that the first edition Of LOCO comics
Of Mozjs Addums New Litters, were disposed
Of in few days, and Il new edition. called
for. Orders are coming in from all parts
of the country, even from as far South as
New Orleans. We do not wonder at this.
These Letters are brim full of fun. We
give below a specimen, which bears on its
face the marks Of an actual occurrence.
Mozis must have been m eye witness OF
this strange scene; be could not have in
vented it. lie has just taken bis seat n the
train from Baltimore to Washington.
"Not long after took my seat in the car,
in cum two yung ladis, ruther tall with bu-
tirul iircers, drcst IN gray travelling dressis,
foIIefed by thar farther. ! iedged he wus
thar farther, becaws he padc too littil at
tenshun TO nm to be ennything else; giving
his mine to his nuespaper, and havinge that
rczind look on bis fais that man wars
when he nose he's dun good thing, nnd
thinks no more ought to be reaurae of him.
And agreed with him, fur them dorters
wuz the best things bad seen fer long
item. Both had eks1nisitive forms, bat ono
wuz much prittier than the uthcr. The
pritty one had the most wunderfu!e eye l
uyver behci. 1t wus blac rs mite. and when
it lookt full at yu (wunst only it dun so to
me)yu felt like yu wuz agoing of in spell
perducoa bi opeyum. tookt these cearls
to be Sulherncrs, bi thar eksqisit fggers,
but thay cud not be yergineyuns, fer thar
hands, though wel!-shaptc and wlte, wuz too
large fur pure -budded stock. The bIac-ide
one cummens. bi taking off her bonnet and
hancince it urp. Then she let doun hur
har-soft broan har, very ionge-opened
littil lether bagge, tuck out two coams, a
fine one and eonrs one, and a bresh.-
IIavinec eoamed and bTusht hur he'd nisely.
she qerld upp her bac har, fasened it with
skewers, leasiuge bur side har doun. She
then puld vile Nv groese frum hur bagge,
porde littil into the pam Nv hur han, rubd
hnr two hans together, greezd hur side har,
and skewed that up. Ncckss she ekstractid
clone bottil, porde sum on hur hankcher,
wasn't hur fais and wiptit. Finely she got
out q small sac Nv -four, and Toured hur
countnunce. And then she termed littil in
hur sect and siy that look ut me which wus
wotchinge Nv hur over the sopp Nv mi nues.
paper, like q highener. Rezoominge huf
preevyus perzishion, she still notist me
! obzervipgs Nv bur admiriniy, fur the oggins
Nv = yizshaa 10 woman are like unto them
~ a hoss, enablinge one to sea eileen roun
the bac Nv bur bed. The uther sistur only
coamed and breshs hur har, tuckt il up, and
let dOun her vale. The pri,.y one dident
/ let doun burn. Now this is circumstapshul
fac, like everything else shall tsl hereafter
one ur the cu'cst and most agresbul speck.
iieIes evver seen in car or clcewhar.
nevur foun ou. boo thease gearls wuz.
Thsy must be fsum Missis,ippy whar plenty
nv munv TO travel on 10 made, but whar the
I puffecsshnn Of verginyun mannufs il mol
ye. attained.