The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1860-05-17
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\ man, when heis g hard up IS mostly down in
toe wOril-
ODD-rhat rivers should be so full just where they
empty themselves
When a girl hunts husband. the engagement
ring, 10 be IN keeping, should be chased.
Teach your children TO help themselves-but not
To what doesn't belong TO them
Many institutions are improperly called seminaries
for they DO not half teach anything.
An author should always be careful not to mistake
v0Iiminou~ue-s for IuminOusness-
.. That's a EIme o! mime the bellows said to
the fire.
May the person who mases one pound two a day.
be slii 70 double his capital:
Poiteusss j. Ike an air cushion; there may be
nothing solid in t, bat the J,ts wonderfully
\ man viii generally give yOu his advice without
Charge but you VIII often be cheated If you take IT.
Slomcu says thlt tie tongue Is not easily bridled
Bot il IS easily b.t-thouzu he doesn't say
lecturer asserted tina. all bitter things we're hot
- No., suggested Brown. - not a bitter cold day
\ HlSr FpR CISCISSATI.-A humanitarian butcher,
Of killing pigs - it has been introduced into
hospitals he thinks the same motives should cause its
adoption in butchers shops.
Qlestfou-Who -etteI Virginia
Answer.-Iohn Smith.
Ques.-Whg unsettled Virginia.
Aus.-J1hu Brown.
We ind the above going the rounds of the Repub-
Ques--Who settled John Brown
Aus.-Virginfl-
OYSTER SOUP (FISE D-TaLe quart Of oysters
rni separate them from the liquor, wash them thor
Oughly pint Of water strain the liquor add one
pint Of milk, some mace, nutmeg and pepper. with
three crackers pounded fine, and one-Ourth pound If
butter liquor, boil all together about i've min
utes take 10 81 the fire; when about serve up the
soup put ia the oysters and let it boil minute
To. soup will then De ready for the table For each
quIrt Cf oysters a pint Of milk be added, and
every other ingredient IN proportion TO the quantity
gt sniff
eight persons.
RATHER Cool scene occurred ut our depot"
writes a Missouri friend e. the other day. which for
euoi Impotence nave seldom seen plrlIIelei was
sanding shere tine arrival Cf the St Louis packet,
when gentleman came up and addressed
staining close by me, end evidently 4 stranger to
him, with the common Western question.
% Do You use tobacco -
yes SIR he grsIciou-Iy replied. and producing a
plug of the husest dimensions. he handed IT TO the
applicant, who, taking out his knife, cut of about
one-dfth Of 70. with the observation
e There's tobacco enough for any man, amt
thcres''
We'll should think there wa-,'' was the indig-
reply.
Very we'll, you take it then, - he cooIIy Observed
anil handing hl the small piece. he put the plug in
his pocket aud walked .lwny.-JfIrPer's Nag.
FUS At H0NE.-D,u't be afraid Of = littlc fun at
home cool people Don't shut uD your houses lest
tue s1lulI faIe your carpets and your hearts,
lest hearty Itugh should shake down some Of the /
musty old cJ5weLs there if yOu want ruin your
sons. .et them fAuk tItt iTtu anu social
meat FAUST he left ON the threshold without when they
come home at night When once home : regarded /
as only plce eat. drink, and sleep in, the work
Is begun th.; ends IN gambling houses aud reckless
degradation Young people must have fun and relax /
alton somewhere; If they 10 not ind it At their
heIrth>-lucs VIII be- found other less profitable
places Therefore let the IRE burn brightly night
and make the hoIsc-uest del ghtfui with all those lit
lie that parents perfectly understand Don't
repres the bunyIut spirits Of your children; half an
hour Of merrimeut around the lamp and fire light at
home. bIot- out the remembrance Of many care and
annoyance during the day. aud the best safeguard .
they take them into the world i the
influence e a bright Lrte domestic sanctum--LTe /
HEsfrGfsL
-yIr. Clr5oy's particular friend, Or. Bags. |
hIs male most wonderful discovery. He has con-
clctel remedy which viii all the ills that
flesh is heir to-arI the hair. too. Mr. Clrboy at /
once sat iovI and wrote this announcement Here
IS The propretors Of the -ffirs viii please send
the bin to OsIr Bags, Invisible Terrace, Myth street.
Nowhere
THE GREAT REMEDY.
Dt Et44- ". J.. 4 : :,
r 5 IN 2 tlr ' bg. - .l Mla5ra:h a Cave
oT-r- Il o. .l- ,i.stre-.-I sai diseased pubic
RACES SNARETAfL BARK
Cures The aa--irs-. iraa,lry cltlci-m5 dis
'-tuu q spiral na,r ay brtiee iLe aDomiaabis
e1al-i bloody alrluIS, .sei.-! -patuEl e,rssraeI APP
ln'it' vertical l ttr brad 5-.n-s "t TIE @Iir'Ite re-
.lau fre,-. corn. aai a:a-r eyrryslHes from the
L' neck ans shoulders sparrud fever .a drum Asrr-
ts --f-i. ths Ile-' come ir'fA h'--- See '-'' '
sa. ~. Sa.se,l rarL- g.. blown into the bottle.
SE~~Es Prs. Nov q. I,5J-
DS1H E'- 81 ak tale bark has rs-'lssi by hole
system sIr family Doctor - had au animal
h. sli. - 70. surrerts.U-, but Ae Fas roiis, a.
At took bottle. aeclr4iu o. dlrers-Lul AMI nave
'' Flrir -ia.- 81 ttiGS iaI want ans more
1 my wlf- -Iy. she ,ion'r De- q wider asIu-
Your. IIp. p. AFFLICTED
Yrs BlI!aslI entirely cured % euras7i cuce BY
bottle
- ChaFr flr gone ath peulry di<sn-e shat he
.al u0t D. to-ts- The ur-t bot
II F-s-ui second relieved him from All fur
smith O'>vlh. by taking bottle secured ire passage
dsi the of li- iiJ1oken Ferry. which he hal never
lat before.
Ars D,-uberry gave afflicted husband nine boi. and
rIeia-y writes lie = beyond the reach ot disease
".l q'lack dact0rs@
r sype Ton, PouIic C,rners caught cold after
s thrown into vi0l-rt persptrat1n by dc@isS =
M save The creditor Suakettil ana thr cause o
L- persp..asilu not been heard q since
Lister Eari had --cerbatei teutOn IN hs eye ons no
n1oset t O. thr other eye and tWo bottles run u 'ut
4Ae pysaus AZ recommend IL 4 great ard % iheir pA
several distinguished uudertakers praise u hisyf u ~
IN wits Il wish BagFs' snaketail was ~ esery nous ~ ~
And livery stable keepers recommend - shnt ~
rniHg Goods storekeeper il invauaoe ali 10 ~
irs- Price "a single bottle five bottles ir So sn
ts tnr 80 ~ the dozen IN proportion Dera
'lcount % the trade.