Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-03-09
LOVE AND LAGER BEER;
TIE NHUMAN PARIRNT'S SFRAFAGEM

sNelli tia of gallant, gay young man, likewise
Coal Oil from the various rsflneriss in the union
damSel fair who after plightin Of their VOWS driv
to I42 Superior street, the proprietor is COM
en- to desPare. This gay young man, his name vas
PEELED to decline the usual courtesy of half price
Brown, the damses was vOt Gbeit; her father kept
to boys and girls under ten years of age, with
lager beer saloon in CathAm street. He had double
out distinction of color or breadth across the
shoulders. Gentlemen and ladies free. Chil>
Travelled his shape, and hadn't any tin. Nov Won
dren in arms not admitted. The wear and tear
Ghoit ho jolly and good nat5rd as you please,
of shoe leather to and from I42 Superior st.,
and he dearly loved his dorter lager beer and swizer
since the fountain was established, has increas.
chese; and he had sworn full mauy time, while qun-
ed immensely, and the shomakers of Northern
chin Of his thust the man thar didn't love the last
Ohio are about to convene in solemn conclave
and pass unanimous vote ofthanks to BARRIE
to the poor gal and TO Brown the latter couldn't
for contributing so much to their business
mOren get one glass of lager down, and as for esn'
prosperity. The flow of oil thr ough the long
svtzer cheese he lOOkd it as pisn-nO sooner was
pipe is so rapid that young maelstroms is
1t down than it was on his stOmmick r'isin Now
reported at each of the manufactures to which
there was another scooter for the old mans dortors
branch pipe extends; yet we are happy to
hand puddin headed German duck, you shall IN
state that no one has been sucked in. 1t was
derstand; his was JScOb Fritz, and without lsaY
currently reported that BARRIE had leased the
ing of his cheer, he'd eat ten pound of cheese and
State canals for chutes to convey his oil to this
drink a cask Of lager beer. In course the old man
city, but they being wholly inadequate for the
favored Feitz and snubbsd the other lad but still he
purpose, to say nothing of the expense of lock.
thOrtit wouldn't do to raise his daughters mad aut
age, necessity, which is the mother of inven-
he hit upon plan the lOvers to ensnaTe and put il
tiOn, at once suggested the idea of the long
ntOpracties though it wasn't on the square, He told
| pipe, and without delay it was put in full op.
the rivals they uiustmeet and battle for the bride. "W,
Grafton. Now, Barnes Coal Oil is ike the
WILL ses Brown 'T quickly tan the IOaer Fits Lidel'
widows we read of-''it fails not" but il
But Oh his jaw fell quickly and his stommick it el
comes! it comes! 1t comes! :! not like thu
queer, when the old man named the wsepins-svitze
! drizzlng of an eave-spOut during an Apri
cheese audlsger beer. Poor Brown at wunst Objecte
! shower. Niagara affords more appropriate
and the dOtter she said o; but old Won Ghet grin
Omparison-sublime, but not fearful Ever
ned aavagely, and sFore it should be so; to all thei
I the Maids Of the Missed venture up to the foam
prayers and tears he was as deaf as any poet-Te ma
ing tOrren. without danger. Young Rachel
shall have mine ga" he said, 'whOse skin shall hOl
: come with their piehers. Jacobs come not to
the emOst' 'EnOugh" grOwled Brown, as he looked
!, drink, kiss, nor cry. but to bear away to ihei
his rival with seowl 'tO get my lovely fair one mui
! respective neighbOrhOOds good report Ofthis
|, aght battle fOWll Bot fear not gentle LADY, my luck
land which flows with Coal Oil and money
star III trust; FH gra my lOius up for the Sight, ar
It Everything is provided at l42 Superior stree
gOit if bustl" The day arriT-t'vas New Years mol
t. cans that hold quart, good measure; car
the cOmbatants were there-yOung Fritz was gay AZ
that hold three gallons, good measure, can
very fat, while Brown was grave and spare; his eye
= that hold five gallons, good measure; cans thi
had greedy lOOk and sunken his cheek, hO hadn
E hold ten gallons, good measurei cans that ho
IS drank drop nor ate mOrSsl for week. At lsng
le twenty gallons good measure; and barrels
all things were ready for the battle to beginhe mini
e any quantity or measure. But the above
there to splice the feer who should VIM Brow
n only partial reports Of what may he had
shook little, sighed bit, then brushed away te'
oi 242 Superior street. If all the Coal Oil in Il
then braced his nerves and firmly said nOW fetch alO
. world was in one great ocean, aud all the wicl
Mt yerbssr' Att they went with appstites most We
te in the world were in one wick, and all t
deru to see while old Won Gbeit stood looking at
v lamps in the world where in one great lam
ol pair with scstacy Cask after cask emptied, chez
of it could dot be more advantageOusly used tn
nd after cheese put down. and still there was no sigT
). 81 can the lamps that are for sale by
lie save in either Fritz or Brown. wild ragged the fig
ed SIS. BARRIE, l42 Superior st.
: uat it last Fritz with heavy sigh. took his lnstb
SIS. BARRIE, I42 Superior st.
on drank his last drop, and then laid down ts dis
ed SIS. BARRIE, l4a superiort st.
MS poor Brown gagged turned very pale and didn't feel
IN
ng SIS. BARRIE, I42 Superior st.
he
We rest but st he caught his darling gal and huggsd
ar 3. S. BARRIE, l42 Superior ct.
10 to his breast oCOOtr' cried Won GheIt "yOd'vo
ne SIS. BARRIE, 142 Superior st.
y, hsrl" They married rig away, and then al