, 1860-12-07

INNA|ANAN
barrassment, for the bishop was TOO good 4
Christian 10 see devout soldier reduced 70 such
extremity. The money was paid, and ne bishop
= -''7s'''''- 1sN'' *
Just before the last election in the Stats q
Wisconsin, Il happened that one Colonel Wilson
IA good democrat, farmer, and candidate
for the Legislaiure-had lost number Of his
hogs verv mystoTiously; and allor patiently In
vestigating the matter. he al length discovered
that they had been stolen BY another democrat
one Joe Jones, ielloW u some noioriely and
little political influence IN the ncishbolhooA
The colonel thought the matter over, and then
went to see Joe upon The subject Nov, joe't
said he, = ] could have you indicted and pul n
prison for this; but seeing - how 90 ere .
good democrat, and Tor the success of tho ticket
and harmony IN fhe party, Il you promise JOY
won't steal any more Of my hogs let you Of
land, what's more, IN give you hou..nd
pounds Of pork every year Joe 1cIaiclol big
head refectlvely for . moment and t1en Hidi
" TO tell you The truth, Colonel, don't Ike %
make that aorcInont noh0W but, seeing W.
are both democrats, and ior tlo sako Of f1g lucr
cess Of the ticket and harme1y u ihc party
m dot; but, darn me II wont los1 hogs
meat BY the operation"
The most laughablr case Or mistake q ne
printer" is that where there had been two arti-
cles prepared lof the paper, Zone concerning he
sermon Of an eminent divine, and The other d..
soribing The freaks Of dog IN fll But On.
fortunately, the FOREMAN, iE placing The tEo ~
tices in tie "ibru," got them miEed % g q
read IN the following ridculons manner; Iho
Rev. james Thomson, rector Of ST. Andrews
Church, preached to large eoneouae cl peoplo
on Sunday last This was bis last errmon. 10
few weeks be viii bid farewell to bis consfe-
cation, as bis physician advises him 70 cross he
Atlantic He exhoTted bis brsthrun and SISTERS
and after delivering most deTout. impressive
prayer, he took q Whim to cut ~ some frantic
freaks. He ran up Timothy street to johnson,
down Benefit street % College At lhIa sldg1
Of the proceedings, q couple e boys seized him.
tied Tin kettle 70 bis tail and he agai1 started
A great crowd collected and much confusion en-
sued. Amer some trouble, be vas shot by .
Jersey policeman.
The other day . boy came tearing round :
cOrnsr with his rags huiterine IN ne wind. hil
face smeared with Iholasses. ard 1h'nT'o four
ishIng ia bis hand, while b vas shouting o
smother boy, about he size Of 3 pepper boz,
who stood nearly quarter q q nile down The
street-''0 Bill, BIl-get q many boys a. err
you can, and as many shingles e ever you csn,
and come up the street round the corner a1 haI
As ever you can, for there's 1 big large h1ril
Of lassrs busted on the pavencnt-ousted ~ n
smash,
The efforts that have been rerrn||V made u
London to mitigate the social ar|' a0I|N =
have met with almost unexp1tIll 111.1It
Twenty three hundred ALLEN women haf1 Zen
gathered At the midnight rieetine4 Many p4
these have been permanently reclaimed Iu.n.
" seven ol them have returned 70 lhcI II1nds
one Of them 10 New York ciiv. i,
Sir Charles Napier, who hnl bad nine soTprs
eigns surrender lhcif uUnndl % hi1 hand, and
had hoEora enongh hoapad upon hin Iul hI1 lal1
triumpns in India 70 fntisly e1o most aldtut
seeker ibr human glory, dgha for hia hons. n1d
wishes his government would let him g haof'
70 his wiz and girll, nying hat honor sd
riehss eqnnOt npsy hin g. n. abllnts 1dn
thela. M
AParis surgeon has proved. By 11r'l "a
expermanis, that . bone taken llum an aI'u1I
just kilsd vii dnlle with thaI q llIn| ~
nal. A nan who has had n llg cuI oI ny
therefore have one fom h1Ill, ro|lll a1'u1'
instead Of h Dis boots uoulInl1 81 m1I1I' l1I
that b q Comparatively llLla inIoti-ncA
Il s hard % bring oui q lts 1ulh ~ >
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