Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1860-11-08

This is shameful, / swear Nice pass things
arr coming to! Mr.. Carboy locked out Of has
own premises. Thunder and lightning is Mrs.
4. 10 entirely overcome by the soothing inHu-
enoe OF balmy slumber, that she can't hear the
vigorous knocking to which this door has besn
subjected at the hands Of her ador,d Carlow
Ouch Je Whillikins Moses and Aaron there
goes square inch Of my .knucklcs on that blast.
ed moulding. Blast her pictcr. III IN her for
this-And she knows I've got NV tight boots on
Bell.wire broke She's cut that wire on pur.
pose. spOse she's dreaming Of her venerable
sire grey hairs going down To the grave in Sor>
row IL had him here Id wiring his Internal
neck-thAt's Hellol tbere-open this door.
Mrs. Carboy its me, your own dear dueky dAr-
lin come, that's love! Bless me- there's
sightcap comm out that window over the way.
with bead in it. Heyi what did you say,
sir' Don't alarm the whole neigkborhood--
Exactly, | wish ! could tbered be some pros-
Pect Of waking up Mu. CArbOy. Ehf get in the
back wsy' Yes. certainly. IL you'll come out
and show me how to get through the brick walls
and over two fences, with broken glass tops and
iron spikes maybe will get in Better kick
the door down, had ] Praps you will step
over here and go in partnership with the doos
III insure yOu twothirts Of ne gross receipts
What's thatf ! am drunk. am Z That's my
business Hello there's another window ofen.
and another head protnding. next door. Man
siek in there, eh Well, I'd advise him 10 a.,
well. I'm a heATtless wretch. am ? Why in
ihunsler don't you pat tAn-bark in fruat Of your
door if YOU want no noise Go in through the
cellar Window Theoretically, neighhoT, that's
all very fine bot practically. tbs proposition is
absurd ~ your nightcap. BETTER draw your
bead in nightair INT good for inyalids--
You'll call The police will YOU YouI have To
go down 10 smiths grocery entrance in
the rear. up two strps rs only Ave squares
81 twon, take you long 20 90 there. Eh hon
cst decent men ought W be in bed snd asleep ~
night instead u prOwling about like hyenss
had they Why 10 thunder sint you asleep
then instead Of hapging yosr bad cot of he
window Ike q abosidcs of mutlon. and zulpin
down great Boashfsis of higlt-air. An hsllo 9
Mr. Carboy is up SO light throuEh The
key hole nov lnjured Innocence assuns your
tFffNl aaNAf 80 10y AAaA@ffA D
III learn Mrs Carboy a iesson see vos lof-
r., IN forty Sundays. What id you say. over
ihersi II yeu was ny ~ifs youd never ~ me-
IN Coed by say Il again. voat yoai Thaf's
splendid uighi-oap o. yours looks iiks tie pyra-
aid u Cssops with litile boy oa top, waving
bologna sausage. just tell that sick Eaa n
s,isk bic hesd IN buckei. o. stuG BE says Via
eoston snd sweet oil II ths drum ~ NJ. ssr =
afflicted. lst bin pus . snav over it--ha ha :
capital bsks, isat hf Take caFo. oid kIios. "
I you vas n hll oai thas window. sosaebo,iy's
nssk vouid b. dFoYs into he shoul,iers Ha
/ hsrss Me- g.. hear hef creepiH' dswn stairs
\ lee Wosier that hshy eat baviin' 90 givs
"a do-e ~ terniflrr thstIl s-itie matters prs-
eious soon on dry W. over sirre puIi yo.f
Aasd in and III yoaf rifs b Hate suet pud
dih 10 nighi osp ~ tomorrgw's dinner Al
ha uniorkiBr ar you. Mr. o. ghs thiuks !
daat hear bfr Hess ~ thai--thaf ~ ~
IT n,o taxi auo'hsr key hois p-rp Cu.s NY
pieter us that everlasting vsnernuie sire. eth
e lamp e. hsnd Vaznbaie doors otsn 10
willingly give seseuiosn efnis, coz tsa cent
piece tEo thre, csni p,eccs and one h,ekio-t co.
auount u ay piie ~ prsseut 81 ihat lamp
ryuld esp'oie, All sspuila'e thas vsnefsbl,