The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1860-03-03

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.ssss human psspF q shs ars, nDmasksd
without no closo on y hs mutt be ssoopidel
| nor : dsd kab'h i hs doszent stoek hi
Branee with several Or uolleke. s.
The undsE3igns1 wsnst Boses. Eme 1
American, sittersun. i 60 il for the fast
sailin, snug bilt = full msnd skeuper United
States, whitch runs herself, she dus, 3 os
whose decks I msn il - good % anuthsr1
mao, 3 fssqsisntly msoss % il hs sondusks
hisself strats. 70. sss q S6akespssriau
Erase, line naitv + 70 the mAonsrs born, 4
don't want 70 put On airs cimply becaws 1vs
net with esats suessss iathe show perfeshun
whitoh Pvs ~ into nsin on 22,yeass. J Ny
wurthy yrojsnnytors was upsbls to give me
cussycal sddysaahnn, = III moss ! picks
up.
a.lsfHs4 y rssisa. ..,aa
to kote from GCspsiA r. Kidd, the seller.
bratsd pirut. But thank H6vn my siss ssd
siress gave mo . good name, 4 1 pint With
fesliBs Of pride and plesure 70 the Tack that
on the. New Yerk perlice. Or Arms honss
Guvnsr. s & sa zssa sc
The spsoouin seems in my ohsckersd ks.
reer il respectfully submitted:
wIxIN's RITES.
! pitched ny tent in small town il fpi;i.
amy one day larst seeson, & while was
standin ct the dore tskin mummy, dspvy.
tashun of ladies came mp 4 sed they was
members Of the Buncumvill Female Moral
Reform b Wimin's Rites Associsshun. and
thay axsd me il thay GOOD go in without
payin. s Gasas SEES za
,;.1ss. Ss: :.ss.lg'" y = 's' i "ba' You can pay
ssDo you know who we air ?'' sed one Of
the wimin, tall + feroshus looiin crittur.
With blew kottos umbrellsr under hsr arm
edo you know who We mir, ssr 2"
'My impression il, !" ssd ], "fron kur-
sery vew, that You air fenales."
"Ws air sur, !" ssd the ferosds woman
eve belong to Sosiety which hlssves
wimin has rites whitch bleeves inraisin her
to her proper speer-whitch bleeves she is
indowd with % mutch inteIleck as man is--
which blesres she 10 trampild on & sboosed
"a whitch will resist hens4th 4 forsysr
the incroachments Of proud 4 domineering
man."
Durin her discourse, the excentric female
GRABBED me by the coat kollar q was swinging
her umbrellar wildly over my he'd.
81 hope mArm,o ser startin back, ssthat
your intenshuns 10 honorable? line . loan
man, hear in strange place. Decides. I've
wife to hum" ~ zy8 59a
+ tsYes," crids the female, st shes slave!
Doth she never dream Of freedum-doth she
never think Of THROWN of the yoke Of tyr
amy, 4 thinkin & speakin 4 votin for her
self2 Doth she never think Of these here
thiDgs?' asEzgs sss
s'Not bein natrsl born fooi,' scd I, By
this time little riled, 81 kin safely say
that she dothunt." E6d }9 t'ais @se' tfi :
.'Ohwhot-whot :" screamed the female,
swingin her unbreller in the are, cob, vhoi
is the price that woman pays for her sxps-
riepse ~
-ss"I don't know, marn, p seq I, the price 10
my Show is l5 cents pur individooui." s,e
20 can't our Sosiety 60 in free 2" asked
the female. ~ -
"Not il know it," sed I. % sa5a' ass
81 "Crool, crooil man she cride, 4 bus
into tears. az &ez ,bgLesssrs &. 81
"Wont ) on let my darter in2'' said anuthe,
OF the exsentric wimin, takin me afecksunitly
by the hand. ssOh, please let my darter in
Shoes sweet gusbin child Of natur ~ y
/ tibet her gush " roared ], - nai as
Good stick at their tarnal noncents; .slet hel
gush 20 = -. - ....5.
whereupon they all sprung back with tbs
ssimultanious observation that l was q
Beest. u ---ssgs lz5asZE s5Sf s8 4-s 4sz sE ss
| .sMy female friends" sed l, "be4 you
leeve, I've few remarks to remark; va then
well. Tho female woman is Of the greates
institooshuns of whitcb this land kin boste
Its impossible to git aleng without her
Had thare bin no female wlmin in the world
shood scarcely be hear with my upparaled
show on this very auspisbus occashun. Sh,
is good in sickness-eood in wsllnsss-go
gil all the time Oh, Woomap, wooman =
! cride, my feelins wurked up to hi poet
ick pitch, "you air angil when you behav
yourself; bat when you take OF your prop
er APPAREL 4 (metty forically ispsakin) d
into ansyloons-wbes yeu desart Jour IRE
sides, & with your beds full of winins rite
noshuns 60 round like roarin lyons seeki
whom you may devour sumboddy yin short
when you undertake. to play the man, 20
plap the devil, 4 air an emfatie noenaDcs
My female friends,' continued, as .tha
was Indignantly departin, "wa we'll wha
A Ward has sed.''8 8Ns1 s@s#
Ett A INsiDuST IN rTIKY.
In the Faul Of 1856 showed my show !
fUtiky, trooly CRATE sitty, in the Ststs Q
New, York. y ~.'.fssiss-7 81, sfsssss sssat
| The people gave me cordyA recepshuz
The pres was loud in her prases. 80.
/ l day as was givin . descripshun d m
Bsests and Snakes in usual lowry still,
what was my skorp 4 disgust TO $50 . bi
hurley feller walk up to the cage coptanin
lmy wax hggers Of the Lords Last Suppe,
4 ceasd Judas Iscarrot BY tho feet and dra
him ont on the ground. He then commsni
fur to pound him as hard - he Good. sys,
"Whnt under the son are you abowt ?
tcride I. 4ap as svasos 4ss.fSsi' 4
Ses he, ssWbat did you bring this pussJ
lanermus cuss hear fur ~ d be hit the va
Efgger anuther tremenjis blow on tho bed.
"Sez l-"You egrejus sss, that ar's
wax 6gger-s representative OF the fai'
Postle. - tig6aE*t Sal s9isa97aasj 81
+ Ses he, sfThat's all very wsll fur you
say, but ! tell You, old man, that iJud.
Iscarrot, cant show hisself in UtikY vi,
|impuneyty BY darn site ~ with Whit
|obsaSvsshuu he kaved in Judussis hed. II
tyoung man belonged to I Of she fuss fan
erlies Of Utiky. lsood him, and. the ,Jool
brawt in verdick Of Arson in the
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