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White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27
ATTACHMENT NOTICE.
Isaac Doney vs.. Absalom Bledge

NOTICE is hereby given to Absalom e.
edge, the defendant in the above entitled cause.
that writ of attachment has been issued BY
Giles A. Briggs, a Justice of the Peace for Iowa
Township, Doniphan County, Kansas Territory.
AGAINST him, the said Absaiom Eledge, and his
property attached TO satisfy the sum of Five
Dollars and Seventy eight Gents demanded BY
Isaac Doney, the above named plaintiff Now.
unless you, the said Absslom Eledge, appear
before the said Justice, at his Office, 10 White
Cloud, on the Goth day Of October, A. D. 1860,
at the hour of ten O'Clock, A. NJ, Of that day.
and show cause to the contrary. judgment will
he rendered against you, and your property will
be sold to pay the said debt, as above demand
ed. ISAAC DONEf.
Sep,ember l3, Is6O-3w. Prs fee, -.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

u New York is one Of the States claimed
by some Of the more impudeut Douglasites. A
like claim was set up in 1856. and With equal
justice. New York is sure for lincoln b. 4 ma.
Jority of from $1,000 to 100000. OF tina. We
have not the slightest doubt. 5.,o,..rz
~ John Van Buren, says that Caggcr L Co.
committed "the great blunder of the age when
they fused with the Know Nothings-she most
violent enemies the Democratic party ever had. .,
He also says be twill be much surprised il Doug
las carries more than . single State" What
State that will be, John does not mention.
UHere in the Northwest the Douglas organs
endesver to create the belief that their party il
favorable to the Homestead policy; but down in
Alabama and Georgia, where there are no votes
TO be made BY this pretense, they denounce the
Homestead Bill in any form, and call even the
bill passed last Spring ''the most strocious act
that ever was passed" Douglas himself DELHI
erately lodged the question.
70 Gov. Gist Of South Carolina wants to 20
to the National Horse Show, to be held at
Springfield, Mass, but he can't. The Constitu-
ton of the State declares the Gubernatorial
chair vacant If the occupant leaves the limits of
the State during his term of Office.
% The Louisville Courier, after branding
Douglas Is q vile and wretched political miscre-
ant, sets up the claim that he is indebted to the
Democratic party for everything he is. His Oh
legations must certainly be tremendous.-Lou.
Josr.
IL A Douglas meeting held at Lawreneeville,
Ga, recently, was attended by four men-one
was Chairman, another was Secretary, and the
other two we're the enthusiastic audience.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27
sHERIFF,s SALE.

NOTICE is hereby given. that viii enss
IN for sale, at public auction, at the door Of
The Cont House, in the town Of Hiavaths, on
the 9O,h day Of October, A. D. 1850, = one
O'Clock, r. NJ, of said day, the following des-
c,;bed real estate, to Wit: Lot number seventy
four, on Oregon Street. Hisvasha, Brown Coun-
~ together with the house and appurtenances
b.ioosing thereto, lying and being in Brown
County, KIT. Taken - the property OF Joseph
Ps.chsi, on an order Of sale in favor Of GRECO
:, Amsnn, issued from the Second District
Gon,t ii The Territory Of Kansas. in and for
Brown County, and to me directed, Is sherin
Of said County.
.ember, A. D. 1850.
Sheriff Of Brown County, K. T.
September 20, le6O-Sw. Frs Zee, 30.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

~ Asctser Lincoln gun has spoken.
Lat week an election csme off in New
Haven. Connecticut. which the Republi.
cans carried BY over 100 majority. New
Hsrea has for some years been strongly
Democratic. in consequence Of the Irish
influence. In this election, the Doug!ss
and Breckinridge men were united. Last
Spring the Democratic majority was 200.
This makes q Republieaa gain Of 800. in
less than six asssths- The gain is easily
accounted for-Douglss made . speech
at New Haven, while in search Of his
mother
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27
SheriG'S Sale.

John II. W. Page,
Ward L.. Lewis, Garnish.e.
DY virtue of an Execution to ne directed,
ID issued out Of the First District Court, sit
ting within and for Donipian County, for the
trial Of causes arising under the lavs Of said
Territory, will, on the 9TH day Of October.
A. d. 1866, at ii O'Clock, A. NJ, Of said day.
at the door of the Court House, in the City Of
Troy, Doniphan County, and Territory Of Kan
sas, offer at public sale. all the right, title, in
terest and claim of Ward L. Lewis to the FOL,
lowing described property, to Wit: Lots Is.
is, and IL, in Block 50 with steam sav-m and
Touring mill erected thereon, with all and singu-
lar ofthe sppurtenances in any wise apperta'ning
thereto, situated in the city Of Elwoed. Coansy
and Territory aforesaid, to be sold - the prop
erty Of Ward L. Lewis, 10 satisfy said Exesu.
ton and Gusts. Terms Of sale, cash.
Sheria's Office, Aug. ODD, 1850.
JOSEPH F. HAMPS0N,
Acting Sheriff Doniphan Comfy.
September S. le6O.-5w. printers fee 81 50.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27
ATTACHMENT NOTICE.

James VI. Ciark VS.. Aosaiom 6ieose-
NOTICE il hereby given to Absalon FL
edge, the defendant in the above entitled cause.
that writ of attachment has been issued BY
Giles A. Briggs, a Justice Of the Peace for Iowa
Township, Doniphan County. Kansas Territory.
against him, the said Absalom Eledge, and his
property attached to satisfy the sum Of Eight
VI. Clark, the above named plaintiff. Nov.
unless you, the said Absalon Eiedge, appear
before the said Justice, at his Office, in White
Cloud, on the Goth day of October, A. D. 1860.
at the hour of ten o'clock, A. NJ, Of that day.
and show cause to the contrary, judgment will
be rendered against you, and your property will
be sold to pay the said debt, as above demand
ed. JAMES NJ. CLAkh.
September 49, lS60-3w. Frs fee,Sa-
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

QrERr.-Wonder il Blakely eonteu.
plates running for Sheriff, with varia.
TONS" Is he did over in Holt, the time
he was seen busting it out Of the hazel
brush. in the vicinity of Fosters Mill?
By the way. speaking Of that race for
Sheriff, he found himself to be 60 very
unpopular, that he withdrew from the
race in despair, before the election. From
present prospects, We shouldn't wonder
# he would be compelled to do the same
thing over here.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27
SHINGLES!

VTlHE subscriber has just completed he Shin
Gle Machine, and is now manufacturing
Cottonwood and Walnut Shingles, the best that
can ne had in the market. Orders Tor any
quantity filed on the shortest notice, II NOT on
hand. A. the most reasonable prices.
NAV be found at White Cloud, just below
Partridge L Co.'S Saw Mill.
JAMES F. CLEMENSEN-
une 81. 60-tf
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27
5. M. PETTENGILL g. co.'s
ADVERTISING AGENCY,

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SIN. PETTENGILL co. are the agents
for the "CLief," sad the most influential ana
largest circulating Newspapers in the United
States and the Canadas. They are authorized
TO contract for Us at our lowest rates.
]. 8. POST, General Newspaper, Adver
Using and Subscription Agent, second story
north west corner Of Chestnut and Third Sts.
81. Louis, is our authorized Agent in that city
and is empowered to contract at our reguia
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

~ D. w. Wilder. Esq, late Of the
Elwood Free Press, has taken charge Of
the editorial columns of the St. joseph
Free Democrat. He will add greatly to
the influence and efficiency of that stauncb
Republican organ Of North. w estern Mis-
souri,. r9sr1ta.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27
nIarrie0.

At the residence of Thomas D. Killough, on
Saturday, the 22d inst, by Giles A. Briggs,
Esq, Mr.. CARvALHo OcnvIE GILBERT KILLoucH
to Miss MARY D. BELYoU, both of Missouri.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

For sale by shreve l. Macy, White Cloud;
Root 4 Cook, Padonis; Zook Baldwin, For
est CITY; J. E. Burbank, Falls City; Leigh q
Shields, Iowa Point; J. H.: Wildly, Highland;
Peter & Nephlss, Oregon; md By Dealers gen.
eeslly .-s.. K. q '0ec. lSs SS-Sn'
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

~ Democrats. as we'll doctors, differ.
The Dayton (0.) Empire has been boas-
ting Of . tremendous torch-light process
s;ss j. Misnisburg. upea which oees.
s;sl there were over HOO torches in pro-
csssion. and several thousand persons
present A correspondent # the Cleve-
land Flaiadssler. which paper always
e1agserates matters Of thst kiad ~ great
u As Denee1stie conscience will admit
81. says he counted lao torches in the
same procession. and that fully 500 per-
sons assembled to hear the speaking -
Quite difference.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

~ A tremendous Republican rally
was held in New York City. last week.
1t Which, ose Of the principal speakers
vi. VIM. E. Dodge, . prominent and
influential merchant Of that city. and late
President of the Bell aud Everett Club.
The Bell and Douglas bargain aud sale
drove him to Lincoln. That's The way
they are doing ill over the country.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

~ Some Of the papers call Douglas
IN "artful dodger." We think he is
moro frequently . corned-dcdgey.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27
EYECUTOR,S NOTICE.

NOTICE is hereby given, that the Executcs
IN Of the Essase Of James Temples. deceased,
v;ll. On the first Monday Of October, 1850, make
20 he Probate Court Of Douiphan County, n
tate. An persons having claims against said
Est.te. viii take notice, and present their
'''e ~ SAMUEL F. NISBET.
Aiigust is. 1861 Ga. Printers fee, S3.SO.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27
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Put M in air-tisht iron boxes of lib.
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Il has now been several years since this in
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The success Of our article like that of all dis.
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White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27
September S, 1860
SheriG'S Sale.
County Of Doniph.u. 3d.
T. L. Hudsens, ct al. g Order

vs.. OF
Geo. w. Lexington, ct al. Sale.
DY virtue Of an order to me directed, issued
ID out Of the First District Court, sitting in
and for Doniphan County, for the trial Of eau
ses arising under the laws Of said Territory, l
will, on Thursday, October 4th, A. d. 1860, at
10 O'Clock. A. NJ, of said day, at the Court
House door, in the City of Troy, DoniPhan
County, and Territory Of Kansas, offer at pub
lie sale, to the highest and best bidder, for cash
in hand. the following described property, to
wit: The South East Fractional Quarter of
Section number eight, in Township numoer
Eve South of Range number twenty one, con.
tanning 80 10. 100 acres, more or less, situated
in Dsniphan County, and Territory aforesaid.
To be sold a. the property Of George w Led
ington and Malinda Marcher, to satisfy said
order.
Sheriff's Once, Sept. LIST, 1860.
JOSEPH F. HAMPSON,
Acting Sheriff Doniphan County.
September 5, lS60-5w. printers fee S9,W.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

~ Edward Everett has . paper in
the last New York Ledger, headed ''Leis.
urs Hours" After the election, he will
Be- permitted to enjoy many such hours,
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

n The Leavenwoth Times has IN
Indisns correspondent. signing himself
Ksusss. who reports the progress Of Col.
Ddslsy, H.P- Jsiasoa, aad jim Laue,
now Engaged IN stumping thst State
The letters generally contain the most
fulsome laudstions of Delahay & Co..
ed the wonders they are pedor@ies.-
They are said to be written BY Delahsy
himself. Il Which re have 40 doubt, a. il
Q recent one, tie writer eoaoeaees telling
de wonderful performances Of TIE THO.
and Inadvertently slides from zkey to se :
Nsasx asn, Is Delahay!
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27
NOTICE.

HAVING sold out my entire stock of goods
II 10 Mr.. w. H. Forncrook, al persons
knowing themselves indebted to me, will
please come forward ard settle their accounts
either with cash or by note, as my Books must
be closed. w. II. VAN DOh6N-
August Is, 1660-6
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

~ Fillibuster Walker. and his ~.
sistant Rudler. have been shot. So late
sdvices from Central America report.
Good!
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

r. Quite frost visited this region,
on Thursday morning of last week.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27
Sheriff'S Sale.
Henry C 6: Lett On Execution.
Thnrne, 3 P;ehaed,on


NOTICE is hereby given, that will Offer for
sale, at the Court House door, in Troy, in Don
iphan County, Kansas Territory, on the 18th
day of September, 1860. at one O'Clock, P. NJ,
of that day, all the right, title and interest the
said Thomas F. Richardson had, on the 10Th day
Of May, A. d. 1850. iu the following described
real estate, to wit: Lot one. in Block %, in La
ayetts; and the N. E. quarter ofSec. l, Town
ship 3. Range 10, situated in the County Of Don
iphan aforesaid. Taken as the property Of
said Thomas F. Richardson, by virtue Of an
Execution to me directed, issued from the Dis
trict Court of Kansas Territory, sitting in and
for the County of Doniphan, for the trial Of eau
ses arising under the laws Of said Territory.
in favor Of said Henry C. Lett, plaintiff, and
against said Thomas F. Richardson, defendant.
to satisfy said Execution and costs. Given IN
der nv hand, this 9th day Of August, 1860.
JOS. F. HAMPSON, Acting Sheriff.
BY c. LELAND, Deputy Sheriff.
Aug. 30, ls6O-5w. Printers fee, 50.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27
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81 .,..- AQUA VITAE
A Hsmedy Of Great and Certain Poves!
Thisremedy is put up in small walls. and can De
.ept by mail to any address. A trial will salts
n. Use Il for . week. and you will experience
a great benefit. A circular containing fuil par
ticulars. sent (free) on application. Price per
bottle, 81. =" 'r7
One bottle will last month.
N r. This remedy il suitable Tor either sex.
Address, K. CRUGER, Medical Agent,
742, Broadway, New York.
August IL, l659Lly.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

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White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27
CHE Kansas Chief,
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WHITE CLOUD, KANSAS.

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White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

~ Dr.. Eddy. distinguished Meth
odist divine Of Chicago. has written .
letter to President Buchanan, against
Slavery. The DR.. might just - well
talk metaphysics to starving Cannibal.
Tor oil the good it will do.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

~ Douglas, in his speech after find.
ing his mother. remarked that be regret.
ted Lincoln did not dare TO visit the
sravss Of his parents. for fear Of person.
81 violence. 1t is rather . pity; but Old
ABB will split the difference. and occs.
s'onally take look at Douglas grave !
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

~ We were uisinformed in that
matter Of W. D. Wood wire. working to
defeat DR.. Crane for the Council. 1t was
another person from the Dr.'s town who
did it, and the Office for which Crane was
IN aspirant vas Representative.
White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1860-09-27

T TAKE pleasure In informing my friends.
L and the public generally, that am now re-
ceivins large and we'll selected stock Of
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1860-09-05
LEFT THE GAS BURNING AND
WENT TO EUROPE.

The New York correspondent ofthe Mo-
bile Register relates the following
Recently gentleman returned from Eu-
rope; he had been absent with his family
seven months. He paid his gas bill the
day he left, and the house had not been
opened for seven months, and yet when it
was, the gas man took return from the
meter, and bill was made out for S52.-
Mr.. Grinnell went out and complained to
the Secretary. related the circumstances,
and threatened exposure to such a bare
faced robbery. He refused to pay the bill.
VERY well, sir" said the Secretary. Mr..
G. went home and told his wife. "Pay it. I"
said she. "Why sO?" said he. because, !"
said she. "the day We left New York / had
to 60 back to the house for some article l
had forgot. The window shutters were
fastened; 1 Lit the gas; the other day when
we returned found it still burning"
The bill was paid, for steady gasfame
had been burning for seven months. Gas
stock pays heavy dividend.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1860-09-05
BREAKING THINGS GENERALLY.

Fanny Fern, once stopping at the Office
of a Philadelphia hotel to pay her bill, on
the eve of departure, found a charge for the
breaking of her toilet set She admitted
the breakage of one piece, and desired to
pay for that only. The price of the whole
was demanded because the ''set" was bro
ken. The carriage was at the door; there
was no time for discussion, but enough for
action. Hastily paying the demand, and
directing the carriage to wait moment
she went directly back to her room, and Ia
king up the poker, incOntinently broke ev-
cry remaining piece in the set.
The New York World makes this the
text of an article against the charges of
the Lelands for furnishing some seventy
rooms in the Metropolitan Hotel, which
were every superb in their adOrnments,
which accounts for several thousands Of the
one hundred and FIVE. We quote:
"Either let that furniture be properly
appraised, and its present value deducted
from the bill, or let it be brought into the
street and smashed into smithereens or
made into bOn6res."
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1860-09-05

The CooUErrE-There is an Eastern
fable of magician who discovered by his
incantatiOns. that the philosophers stone
lay on the bank of certain river, but was
unable to determine its locality more def
nitely. He therefore proceeded along the
bank with piece of iron, to which he ap-
piled successfully all the pebbles he found.
As one after another they produced no
change in the metal, he flung them into the
stream. At last he hit upon the object of
his search, and the iron became gold in
his hand. But alasl he had become so ac-
custOmed to the "tOuch and go" movement,
that the real stone was invOluntarily thrown
into the river after the others, and lost to
him forever. We think this story well al
legOrizes the fate of the cOquette. She has
tried and discarded so many hearts that at
length she throws away the right one from
pure force Of habit.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1860-09-05

RULES FOR SLEEP-AN IMPROVEMENT
or DIR. HALL.-1st As soon as you are
in bed have Bridget hand the wash-bOH1 to
you Then place it Immediately beneath
the small of your back, and you viii i'm
mediately sink into calm slumber. 1t
should not remain in that position long
enough to produce stupOr.
I'd Try to think of something you can't
remember; the more you can't think Of it
the sleeper you get
Sd. Let John or Phineas pour ice water
down the sleeve of your shirt for an hour
or two, while he holds lump of asafedita
to your nose.
4th. Count two millions slowly and de-
hberately. You will certainly be asleep
before you have counted that number.