The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1860-12-26

shouiid ihe inistocated being, .'my papers il
signed BY every clergyman ia our town, aud
likewise the schoolmaslerr'
Sez i you egrejs ass" gettin up ard
orushln The dust from my eyes. IN sgn
your papers with this bunch OF bones, If wa
don't be- little more keerfuI how YOU make
my bread baskii depo, 10 The futer. How
do you like that air periumeryl' sez 4. shuv-
ing my fist under his nose "Them's tho
kind Of papers III Civ you. Them's the pa
pers Won wanii"
But workt hard for the ticket; toiled
night and day. The pstrit should be re-
garded."
svirtoo, sed holdin' tie ,nfatooated
man by the cost-collur. "yirtoo, sir Is Ns
own reward. Look at met" He did look
at me. and qualed be4 nv case. "Thc fact
IT," continued. lookin' round upon N
hungry crowd. "there il scacely oiiiss for
every lie lamp carrid round durin' this cam
pane. wish thare wss. wish there wss
furrin missions 10 be filed on vsris lonely
Islands were eppydemics rage necessarily,
and il was in OH Abe's place III send
every mothers son u you to them. What
cir you here for!" ! continnered. warmin up
considerable. "can't you civ Abe a mint's
peace! Don't you see he's world most TO
death. Go home, YOU misersble men, 90
home and iii the sle! Go to peddlin tin
ware-go to chopin wood-ro TO bilin'
sope-siuf sassengers-black boots-git
clerkship on sum respectable manure cart
60 round ns original Swiss Bell Ringers
becum 'origenal and only Campbell Min
strels-eo to lecturin at 90 dollars mite
imbark in the peanut bizness-Write for the
Ledger--saw off your legs and 20 round
given concerts. with techin appeals to a
charitable public, printed on your own hand.
bilIs-snything Tor . honest Twin, but don't
come round here driven old Abe crazy by
your outrsjus cuttings up! Go home
Stand mol upon the order OF your goin', but
20 10 onc'! II in five miniis from this time
sez /, pullin out my new sixteen dollar
hun,in cssed watch, and hrandslin' il be-
fore their eyes, "Ef 10 FIVE nini,s from this
time single sole Of you remains on these
here premises. III 90 to my cage near BY.
and lei my Boy Constructor lose! and il be
gifts among, you. you'Il think Old Solferino
has cum again no mistaker You ought %
hev seen them scsmper, Mr.. Fair. They
run orr ss tho Sstun bsself was arter them
with q red hot ten Proneed pitchfork. IN
Eve miniis the premises was clear.
'IIow kin ! ever rensy you Mr.. Ward, FOR
your kIndncssl" sel Od Abe. sdvsncih and
shskin me warmly BY the hand. "How kin
| ever repay you, sir!''
by givin' the whole country good
sound administration. by pourin' iIe upon
The troubled waters. north and South! by
. patriotic, firm, and just course,
md then II any State wants 10 secede,
evem Sesesh"'
How 'bou, my Cabne, Minislre. Wsrdl"
'ed Abe.
Fill il up with Showmen. sir. Showmen
> devoid Of politics. They hain't got
Iarn principle! They know how 10 cater 10
he public. They know what the public
wants, North and South. Showmen, sir, is
'onest men. III you doubt their literary
bility, look at their posters. and see small
ills. III you want Cabinet a. Is . Cabinet
III IL up with showmen, but don't call on
De. The moral w-x fgger pcrfeshun
mustn't be permitted 10 60 down while
here's drop Of blood 10 The vsins! A.
.inkin, wish yon well! Ef Powers or
valcut wus 70 pick out model for beau
iful man. Iscacely think they'd sculp you;
ut ei ysu do the fair thing by your country
QUILL make as putty angel ne any Of us, o.
ny other man. A Linkin, use the talents
'hich Nsturs hss put INTO you judishusiy
nd firmly. and al will be we'll. A. Linkin.
doov'
He shook me cordyuIly BY the hsnd-we
picters, 90 we could gaze upon
,ch Others Iinimen,s when far away from
ne snother---he NJ the helIum Of the chip
State. and 7 81 tile helIum or The show
only 10 cents.
Abrams WARD.