Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1860-10-04

ts To ~ -sr hlsrss siuu-,
{, hot hale thsir gops ytis ire' hrs--sR
- That have a Starving hone.
- Ben and Eyvfvu are irsRcs Of nan,
whalSver n.ay t,tias,
-sauep ntss- ets sLosioU> UNos,
wilt them tte Nalhns p'idr.
Cupsvs-So cling 10 ihe union
And make The iAcinas ~ Al,
Cling 10 the Unicn
win Bat and EvEusrT.
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nrA young man rather verdant and rath-
CT sSntimsnial SLile Dskiag himSelfinter
estsus TO young lady the other evening, by
quoting from the poets TO other choice aud
rave extracts, added this
There If no place like home
do you really think so = said the young
oh, yes,' was ,he reply.
Then, said calico, why don't you stay
there
uP-'Vat's de mattcr-vat de matterf'
exelAimed an old Dutchmsn. as he tucked up
bis apron aud ran out IL his shop TO know
the rhcSpinc Of crowd in the street Watts
de mausrf There's mAn killed. replied
= bystaader. 'Oh, ish dat all 'aid he evi-
deutIy disappointed. 'ish da, all sboost
man kilt Hump fought it was fight
.-.a
n-A yonng woman. disguised in mans
cloihiue, gained admittspee TO the Sons Of
Msltz lodgo-room in Hartford, thu other
evening. aud passed all the degrees Of iui
tiafiou successfully until the worsbipful com.
raabder came TO apply the emblem. Then
the tick vas di,eovsred the candidate being
found unworthy to receive il. The Affair
has caused considerable excitement - BOJ>
foyI AGLgI.
Where is the emblem applied
-
nT'Pauiek, said an employer the other
morning 70 Que Of bis workmeu, you come
too late this morning the other men we're
ct work an hour before you
FAX, an I'll be even wia 'om this night,
sure. quolh Pat
,.upE Patrick
BS the grsS wig Of Moses, I'll quit an
hour before any Nv 'em, sure
SJ%h wsg named Ttacy was one evening
AeoOsted BY young lady named Grimes,
thus
.HSw ia it my dear Mr. Tracy
That sftSr T you arc rAeJl'
To which no replied
Because you sec AI various times,
live leave out g., ve thus have rines.'
n1-JOe ADD Bill Rsnton webt 10 New Or
leans With Fat boat load Of corr. Joe
wrote to bis father thus:
'Nu Orleans Guue 5-Desf Dad, markets
u dull corn is nifty 10 and Bills ded.
Your afse,iOnate suo, J. B.
aa =
ng-I feel rather anvsll my dear, and my
tongue is fstSed-ean il be those saussges
bad for supper z said an aiIiog gentleman
20 bis spouse. At breakfast
oh, ds=S say it is, pa ? cried prseo-
cious urohin, for | have heard ihai they
make eats into sausAges'
~ An lndmn aud q white msn we're pas-
siuGtalopg Broadway. Vhen the former es-
pied Nindow full Of wigs, and poiutiag 70
tbs owner said
Usb-him great mao-big brave take
many scslPsr
cells your master at homel
No, or he's out
Mistress al h0mel
'No sir 'lsf out
Then, In sep ia aud 81, BY the Ere.
That's cot too
Hl-Wben biz cousin Charlotte Dune
vas married, Jones said IL vas Duaue
before IL vas begun, Duane uhro IL vas do
Jog, sod u sas not Dunso Whcb u vas
dShs
kSTbH every DAY has its pain, and sor.
rows is univer'slly confessed. bot Jet us not
aitend osly 10 m0srbful ,Tuths-n &c look
impaTiinlly ablut us We sail 6nd that every
dsy L's bse~'.s - piss.ures sod joys.
uf-Tho sursst vsy ~ rrsys,l On youop
couple 70 get married 70 10 oppose them ~
Tell them y0u u9lll rather SEQ them DO
their graves an5 iuove moutbs FER their
baby Hil' pass you twice q dag 10 e WilloH
wagon
n1An Afksosas Traveller ssys be knsv
ayoupg iellea doWn sosth, Who uas 20 fond
Of youug somsn that be rubbed 81 all bic
moss kissing b'' SHADOW on the vail.
nTThs young uidou sbo lately recover.
"a heavy ismages frOm rich gentlsmaa uho
hagged Der somovhst rudely should take
care q her moooy, f5r shs aatis u ~ a hghf
fgrrtEf.
WosDHaFuL---A tcsshsr o. psumtuship
30 twelve Lessons taught iauysr 10 read BE
oWn Wfitor
40 ola bachelor i Traveller 90 lifs's rail-
road vbo has entirely failed 70 msks The
proper couneolous.
~ Lsvis vhat ere you lsasiog ever that
empty oask ~ -
ia m9ufs'og gssr departed spirit, va
the reply
a haokeo has iavsnisd patsut dog uipd
him up and be bsfks for lours.