The Carrollton sun. (City of Carrollton, Parish of Jefferson, La.) 185?-1???, 1860-12-01

she said there was nothing that she
liked so we'll as the smell of cigar,
preferred it even to the condensed ex-
track of Frangipanni. But now, she
condemns it as "disgusting habit"
unworthy of true gentleman. Yes
terday she threatened that if | did not
give it up, she wouldsuse a bladder of
snuff a day. expeetNpon to see her
literally snufing up -hsshose at me.
"Before we were married she had no
objections to my taking a glass of wine'
and many times she joined me in it,
Bnt now she denounces ''inspiring
John Barley Corn with the energy of
Cough. IF, through an excess Of
political enthusiasm, / spend AZ few
hours in the evening describingsrail-
fences on the side-walk am told, to
my utter astonishment, my dear
mother-in-law, that am assdrunken
wretch" My wife, mueh to my annay-a
ance, continually rehearses the I'M
ner table the unhappy endof ginttons
t1nd wine bibbers. She has no reaspI
tto t do so, for thasa little upon the fesS
tive board that elish. Instead M
istewed butterflies, 1h mode bumble
l hoes, arad4fried Md -suckles, WIZ
4 sISe saidsshou 81 Our regular
4 4 When uisArried, find nothing butnnti-
uuated fowls, and bread devoid of leaven
and meats that can trace theirsexistence
I,to remotesage; and, like Esau of old
i Ii am ready to sell my birth-right aa for q Q
1 little physical condiment. You xzss1Sy 1a
J my wife is a graduate of Miss Sinalns'a*
lcelebrated boarding school for young
il ladies, where the youthful feminine
learns all tho my ysteries Of love-lettors'
| the properinclination ofa moustache'
4 the easiest method of spine-bending and
the most memorable incidents in the
lives Of lily fingered Lotharios.
Miss Simper never allowed her young
I ladies to read cook book. She said
q such reading was very enervating and
time most injudiciously employed.
do not know whether my wife has suf-
fered much from her education but
am confident 1 have. When we first
went to housekeeping she insisted
upon doing the cooking. You have
heard of philosophical experiments where
, no definite result was arrived at. But
in her cooking experiments most de-
: finite result was accomplished, namely
, the utter annihiIation of the original
; elements. After she had made many
7 Intellectual attempts to bring her in.
l teIIectuaI resources in subsection tc
: the culinary art, I finally introduced {
t cook into the kitchen, and there has
t been the ''pride, pomp and circum-
, stance of glorious war; ever since
n Called forces," my wife and mother
5 in-law. Poor Hungary" myself
e The table the scene of conflict.
4 "They will defy
; That which they love most tenderly
4 Quarrel with minced pies, and desparage
! Their best and dearest friend plum -ponage
Fat pig and goose itself oppose,
And bIaspheme custard thro' their nose.
While of me might be said,
s.IIe bore
Il A paunch Of mighty bulk before,
Z Which still he had special care
$ To keep well cramm'd with thrifty fare.
"Speaking of my mother-in-law, re
calls all the delightful intercourse whic
/ have had with her since my marriage
n Dear old lady She is 50 affcctionatc
y her disposition. Visits me twice
> year, staying six months at a time
If cannot bear to have me out Of her sigh
Advises me III regard to my business
IL Puts my dead-latch key away for SAT
d keeping. Locks the front door if al
3 out late. Says my wife will die Z
', neglect. Will not let me whistle fo