Daily Democrat and news. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1859-1864, 1860-06-15

rather origi1ei criticism, which we give
below. TIE great snowman says:
The ,pSosic whioh line most used to
is ~ ips pirin 4strsiiss Of the hand origin.
/ hire artistic I,alyun to grind for me,
psyin HIN his VittIes & close, and !
.pose it was them stranes which first
put n,oosicsl taste into me. Like all
iurrIners, he has seen better dase, hav-
ing formerly been a Kount. But he
amt of much akount now, except to turn
the origin and drink Beer, Of which bev-
rige he ken hold churniul easy. Mss
Patty is smawl for her size, but IS the
man sed about his wife, 0 Lord She is
we'll bin, d her complexshun is what
might be called a Broonetty. Her ise
is dark bay, the lashes bein long d
-iiky. When she smiles the awjience
feels Ike akin her to do it sum moor, d
TO continner dom it a indefnit extent.
Her waste is ! Of the most bootiful
wastes ever seen. When Mr.. Strack
horse led her out ] thowt some pretty
skool gal, who had jest graduated frum
pantalets l. wire hoops, was comm out
to read her fust comper sishun IN public.
She cum out so bashful like, with her
he'd how'd down, d made such effort
to arrange her lips so they'd look pretty,
that / wanted 10 swaller her. She re-
minded me of Susan Skinner, who'd nev.
or kiss the boys at parin bees till the
candles was bIow'd out. Miss Patty
sung suthn or ruther in furrln tubg. !
| don't know wha: the sentiment was
For awt kLow she may have been de-
nourcn my wax tiggers and sagashus
wild bcests Of pray Il don't much kerr
ii she did. When she opened her
mow,h army OF martingalcs, bobolinks,
kauarys, swa!.crs, mockin birds, ctsctte-
nv, burst 4th and flew all owes the Haul.
90 it, little /, SEE | to myself, in a
billy existed frame ct mind, a. ct tn 1t
kount or royal duke which you'll be pref
ty apt to marry l of these dase don't do
the fair thing by ye. yu ken always have
= home on A. Wards farm, near Bald
nsvilc, Injanny. When she sung Cum
in threw the Rye, L. spoke Of that
Swayne she deerly lived herself indi
vidooally, didn't wish was that are
Swayne. No CESS not. Oh certainly
not. This is Ironcul. | don't meen
this. It's way hav of goakin.
Now that Maria Picklehomiuy has got
married (which l hope she likes it L.
left the perfeshun, Adeliny Patty is the
championess OF the opcry ring. She
karries the Belt. There's no draw fitc
about it. Other primy donnys may as
we'll throw up the sponje first as last.
My eyes don't deceive my ear sight in
this matter. But Miss Patty orter sing
in the English tung. AS she kin do so
as we'll she kin in Italyun, why under
the Son don't she do it! What cents is
there in sngin words obody don't un-
derstan when wurds we do understan is
Jest as handy' Why people will YER
sfferusly applawd turin langwidge is a
MYSTERY. 1t remines me Of man once
knew. He said he knocked the bottum
out of his pork barrill L. the pork fell
out, but the brine diicnt mOove an inch.
1t stade in the barril. He scd this was
a MYSTERY, but it wasn't misterior than
IiItS tuiHS iiuC SPCAiu o''
AS fur Brignoly, Ferri and Junky,
thay are dowtless CRATE, but Thick siclI
able bodied men wood look better til.
lin the sile than dressin tharselves up in
black close & white kid gloves Il show.
tin in furrin tung. Mister Junky is a
noble look'n old man Il orter lead armies
on to battle instid Of shown in furrir
tung. Adoo. In the langwidge o
Lewis Napoleon when rcceiv.n kumpa
ny at his pallis on the Ballyvards, 81
saloot w."
Don't LIKE THE Iowa TICKET.-
At the head of our editorial column may
be found the ticket nominated by thu
Iowa State Convention on the 23d inst
We have not the full proceedings yet
but will give them next week with ou
idea of that convention. There is M
use in saying that We are we'll pleased
when we are not. We ask Of that Con
vention but one small office for south
western Iowa, and they very good ma
turedIy passed by our men and gave u
Dothing. Perhaps the party can dis
pensc with the vote Of southern Iowa, OF
perhaps they can slight us fifty or sixt,
times more without our paying back tn,
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, Bedford, zdy
Tor Co.
An Abe Lincoln rail, that cost$lO il
Sycamore county, Ill.,, was sent to one o
the Republican clubs OF Pittsburg, Pa
it is said, under the frank of distin
guished NJ. c. eve appeal to the pub
lie (says the Despotch) against thes.
outrages; we protest against them il
the name Of the laborious clerks in onl
distrib uting Offices. Are al the rails il
Sycamore county to be chucked into tn,
mail bags, and, under the frank of NJ
Cs, distributed from Maine to Cali
fornia? Let the Administration look te
this matter"
SHARP AS A NEEDLE.-The following
bon mot was started out West.
busy housewife was sitting in the door
way plying her needle. Her husband
lounging on the rail, his foot slipped
aud he bruised his knee on the door
stone.
cob" said he, grooming, IL have bro
ken the bone, Pm sure" "WeIl, then,
said she, holding up her needle, with il,
eye broken out, lyon aud l have done
nearly the same thing"
GLOW SOP"