Red Wing sentinel., 1860-06-20

To Bell Billy Stewards black cat.
Nv y Smhy Times.
ONE pictur- IN the las, P.ech show,
two respectable citizens" very much
"cut" after dinner Bo.h look cx
treme!y happy an! lump. !, ,Aa ho.'
a test conversation ~ tA.lows:
Host" say ny noy, ,n.: ~ iolt
ladies' in drawing .oom 2"
Guest | Sh' inkSi,o
Host" Can you say, 'rue sccn,
rvs truly rural 'bou here y
Guest" Sc Scenery ,ooralooral."
Host" All right, come along"
SOMEWHERE in the West, 4 sabl,
knight OF the lather and brush wa,
performing the operation Of shaving a
Hoosirr with very dull razor.
"Stop,' >ai,, -. tioosier. ':t',.,
won't do
whats de nnattn, oos,?"
That razor pulls"
" Well, no matter for dat sab. |!
de handle ob de razor don't break, de
beard am bound to come"
De Quincy being asked why there
were more women than men, replied
1t is in conformity with the arrange.
'nents OF nature; we always see more
of heaven than earth.''
The two shilling candidate is now
IN Illinois. Where he will take up his
quarters is unknown"
THE Long and Short Of the Presi.
dental Canvass-Lincoln and Doug.
las.
IMPORTANT Commemorative are
authorized to preemptorily deny the re-
port that Honest Old Abe will charge
two shi!'ings apiece to all persons de-
string to vote for him in November
next.
A down.easter says that modesty is
y quality that highly adorns a woman,
but ruins a man.
A painfully correct conclusion.
~ keep an excellent table," said a
lady, disputing with one of her board.
ers. 10 Il
"Ihat may be true, ma'am,'' said
ne, but you put very little upon it,
A young bachelor, who had been
appointed deputy sheriff, was called
to serve an attachment against beau
titul young widow. He accordingly
called on her and said.
MADAM, ! have an attachment for
you.'' - ''
The widow blushed, and said she
was happy to inform him that his at.
tachlnent was reciprocated.
n" You do not understand me-: YOU
must proceed to court '.-
/" know i: is leap year, sir, but
prefer you'd do the courting."
Q" Mrs. F., this is no time for trifing,
the justice is waiting" G.G@ -
"'rhe Justice? l should prefer a
parson." 7goHs @ an' III 4as
A Duto|,nan, on being called on to
help pay for lightning rod for the
village church, toward the building of
which he had subscribed liberally, ex-
claimed: .r,4 .i,.,,-rf,.r @s1,'
II helped to bull: dat house for t.
l4ort, and if he chooses TO ,l,.il4r o.,
it ant knock it down, he mus, do it
ut his own risk -
A biography Of l,obcspicrre, pub.
lished in a late Irish paper, concludes
with the following remarkable sen.
tence: "This extraordinary man left
no children beliua him, except his
brothor, who was killed 1T the same
time!'' Tr l0 0,r" I. fH.
An 1rishnan, in reco,n,n rnling a
COW, remarked: Sha will give milk
year after year. without having calves.
Because, said he, she came of a COW
that never had a ca!i,r'
The following rules os orae, are
hanging upon the wall of u ao5:l at
the capital Of II Western Stats:
Members OF Assembly will 90 to
the table first, and gentlemen after,
wards. r....,...r
N. B.-Rowdies and blackguards
will please not mix with members. a.
it is hard to tell one from the o,her."
Now, gentlemen said nobieman
to his guests, on one occasion, rs the
ladies left the room, "let us under.
stand each o;her-are we to drink like
men, or like brutcS - The guests.
somewhat Indignant, exclaimed, "Likc
men" :" Then we are to get jolly
drunk, for it is seldom that bru,cs drink
more than they want.''
A man in Providence whose pre.
misses We're infested with lolfars, lately
put upa sign. inscribed'' "Please notice
the loaters in and around this door.
way The effect was to clear out the
whole concern, aud the loafing persua.
sion are row very particular to avoid
the ncighborhood.