The Burlington weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington [Iowa]) 1860-1876, 1860-08-11

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1ns dlspAeehee which paas over . Telegram
Mne n ne coqzss q . ysaf, u collected toeetSe
w9sla pseesns very essioas and interestin
vesane q correspondence. The price AZ "a
tsaallsaton Of Q message depending an the nm,
nef a wofds vhtch itcontains, Of course ren,le,
sae eoaasuction NECESSARILY a. brief as ,,,s.;sI.
Most diqaeches are contained II Lea fhsr -
are not charged forA and il i s1rnr;s;rs ~,
much matter il often contained Is th;se h.;.
winch We have met with however, are the IA
.aey 10 neaghboring city, DESTROYS Of a
49,. ne .nen nef husband would retur,
10 vh;ch 4. ,ss,s.Iss making the inquiry
detsinel hin, "a ~. 49, Important business
some dsva '''.' = cou'd NOT leave TO
0FR- 4
other d;sr.t.h = rsp'led ~ sending IN
ner. - s''s 'o''o"'ns 'acoa'c man
TO r. CP :-Disnatch race;.ad 'f na :. ~.
omy xiv. 8. (Sienedl -.
The eent,sm.r % rho,. -. 49,,
dres...i So. "se. .uo". s.e oiepatch was ad
scr;rtn,.s ~. ss,,.Iss s.ng 20 !ne passage In tn
.Wher : mar h..h
mot 20 ont 10 ~. .",s s..I s1n ne1 Wie ne anal
-. - - ~.s' "e'tre. eaan ~ Dc charged scal
| wear. ardk, sRnu 49,. - a. - ~ uome ONE
The second example e the renI, .ert =, -
son in distant citv Who her;n . . ~ ~
some ofFense aga;nst the laws and s.,r s....
DESTROYS Of a.ccrtain;nv r. r. .o.,,a - Wy va.
for him TO return. He therefore telccranhed IN
'''' aO1'ov'ne iaconac style:
um "Nsw Yoak, July 1852
1ssr. y. AZ. xN4ooapnsG
every tning N! D. 7. N.
To which he obtained the following hr;ef "a.
ply:
PmrA1r,pm. yn,v 4 SEQ
ID r. NJ, Ne,c York: > -s''''
Proverbs. chapt xii IL, R.CNn
Upon reference 10 tho n.,,,. :..,:...,
inquiring individual Obtained tbs eaiio";. , .,'e
able advice. which. II = n-s.,,,,,od :. n.iu'
ed: ps'1' nc lono"-
"a prudent man foresee.h N. o,;, ., H.,
k;n..lf hne ~. -" s'e "" anu Hsaeth
ed.n puu'''''
Som. vo..s $500" M AAArhANr.
.ronnd ,,e,, -. ai S:n suele vas aJoke passing
wss n,.sa o ~ ~. uluerens seiegraph lines, which
individuals in the follos;n, y 'uspecu"S
Bosrox Anru ,s..
"Zo L. H. EAnnf nj .o,,. 1,J ps,Scs ap." - ie"0
""a' s'a'i oe oohe with 1t!
ADAM GoopsELr~"
By pronouncinc the name of tho n,rtv .aa,.s
SEQ quickly, and the signature slowly, u solution
OF tho 'sell" is obtained, aud you get \ view Of
the elephant at the same time.
PRACTICAL JOKING nv rr,rnp.pu
Some IN, ro.,. =.
the New Yori and W.sh;no.s go . .uee was upon
AZ tho phil " assoA 'eieerapn line,
Thsver vho hs.iJaS, h.n' :" ope.a'or named
sincss vas . 1on,,oma, 80 e ~ seP' =. tue Du-
excoa,;no1, 81 c" -: % cu'tule ana WIZ ana
e~nonso ~ Jo1c, no mstser ~ whose
line there VS. ,nn, NV a.. sn terminus OF the
fact sort r. ,,an III e0auy mat
Of ;okes ana novar ,..s.',;,I Nv aRpfeGea'or
~. sr.La I Pac'ceu tnem. Inc Presi-
wears CLERK Of tho Ho,,so nf paaso ucn ~. many
w. sh;nv,o, -. s. " REPRESENTATIVES, ~
course he snnrec;a;o g ha, a,.u h un ana OF
across II o' ''e"e'e' ne came
Thaver took Il into h;s ho.a ono
n disnatch tn some t;c,;t,,;o,,s ""s ~ Senu
for the nprroso NJ ar;or;.... aI." 'e :" ~ AorA
hanso,or ,ho ,,,o...a. - KS Ius" a. Tue e1-
ha ,o,.. 49,. $500 ~ new 1ork Accoring'y
o' "..0eu '"e io'o"'"s'
70 Mr. Jones N.xvor.. PHILADELPHIA April l, 1916.
Send me ten dollars at once 60 that can 90. r,v
clothes.
~ xo-,s-.o,,.,. ., .. Julia.
The onerator at Nm yors W.. s,...
oke. asks the ph;,sdeIrh;. onorstos any
dress. Of'' IVA '"0 "'-
Tho pb;l.do,,h;. ..-,., m
,onna l.dm Az. ope "so' rePleu thas the
i. Vol r. ~. a;.aa. a"y Snu asks MIN 10
IT,. Na.. iot ~
already dane GO Inn, =. H." aep"eu 'na' ne mao
md ionos, n ~ ,:u. "s s "elc over thou-
NOW which ono - souI :. =. nc was ~ loss 10
~. w. s: :. o. y. W senu u W:
oe.ter send copy to each OF them and charge
Tc cents apiece"
i"e view iork operator did so, and will give
1'c result oi Tue arrangement in the words Of the
resident, Mr French, from whom, few days az
.er THIS analr Mr. Thayer received the following
lester.
.,y New York, April 6, 1916.
mr. THAYER-Sir: A few days since you
,nt dispatch purporting to be from one Julia,
! addressed to Mr Jones, New York. The New
ork operator informed you that he desired an
ddress, as there were upward Of fifty Joneses in
me DIRECTORY, and was at "a loss to know which
, ,l" Q! 'nem It was designed for. You replied
.na ~ s',as .as nc must SEND copy to every
sne OF thcm ana charge upon each, and the New
,;S ~ pe' S", ~ 'he innocence OF his heart,
~: eo''e twenty OF the Soneses paid TOR
he.. o'spatches, but there was one sent to the
s,,o na;a. =. AN elder'y mercnsns OF the name,
sno oelng away from home when it arrived, it
verr "nnlessan -. WIZ" a anu was Inc occasion OF
,as heen !" ss. ~. H =; a',s.;c scene Mr Jones