The southern enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1854-1870, 1860-09-06
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CoRKscnEws have snnk. more people
than cork jackets viii ever keepup.

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A NAN should manifest and comm.
nicate his, joy, but as much as possible
concesl aud smother bis grief.
WIsDoM often COMES 10 us too la,e
i'm life to ba Of much service 10 AZ.
There's no use Of mustard after meat.
AN old bachelor is a traveller upou
life's railroad, who iiss entirely failed to
make the proper connections.
APRETTY face and handsome dressing
often Take agreat bile ]. but The en-, q
ragged Sall sometimes makes a great
beiier. ---.--....1.--->-,, .s-, >,-,.'' -
e'a.WIFE (complainingly ID 1 haven't
more than third Of the bed" 81
:, Husband (triumphan,ly) That's
all the law allows you T.
Be calm and quiet in your life
You are not necessarily serviceable To-
others when you are troubiesoms 10
yourself. ~. -. '...-.. ~
How is it that the trees can pnt on :,
-newdress without opening their str,t,,k, !
Because they can teavesoat thc;rSSum
mer clothing. azle xaaata,s
LIE who acquires riches without a.
Dor, generally lavishes them withou,
care. Frugality is as closely ,conneele,!
with industry as idleness is with vice.
| CoRREor yourself by times. sYon
VIII seldom or never keep from faliin..
II you can not recover yourself wLel.
you. hrst begin to lolter.
The easiest way for q woman 10 o,,.
tain the loving gratitude of man., in li,
rejecting years, is to refuse his hand, il
offered in marriage. e.. ..4-<T,'
DE QUINcEY tells an anecdote of =
man who, on being threatened by
assault 10y a dozen and half of tailors,
cried Out Come on, both of you"
ABsURD.-Au English justice has
laid it down as a principle Of law, that
a aphysician Is not entitled to paymient
1T the patient dies under his trealmel,.
/. "Do you believe THAT Mrs. Smith
paints Z" "They say she does. but !
can hardly credit it."' Well, she h.
certainly a great deal of color for Ola
of her size" - '-:s. r.>s,-2,
PAPA, I know what makes scme folks
call pistols horse pistols. aWhy, NV
son 2" Because they kick so."-
Mary, put that boy to bed, hois SO
sharp he will cut somebody" y
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THE most successful people are those
who have but one object and pursue it
with persistence. "The~ great art
says Goethe. lis to judiciouslyf limit
and i'olate ones SELF. e. 80. So,
WnERE's your master. Pompev ?"
said an angry creditor. the other da,,
to the black servant of an intempera
debtor. ~"Up stairs, sart'a" Ge,,ius:
drunk, I suppose 7" 's No, sar, ,lie se
getting sober" ->t e,rloa
- A BEE TREE was found last week
eight miles from Henderson, Texas, con.
'aing IL feet Of sealed honevcomh.
weighing (after all the adjacent familie,,
had eaten thereof to their satisfactory
two Hundred and sixty.seven pounds.
KANSAS must have been the State ii
which the boy resided who wrote home
to his father, in Pennsylvania, as fo
lows -1'e - .je. ~ ~. a. =. y
."Dad, dad, move right out here, quick.
for mighty mean men get elected, 10
Office in this State" - -
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AN editor Of religious paper, noti,e
the increase Of ministers i'm Philade.-
phia, wrote, " The towers are now SUI
piled with watchmen :" when a CON.
positor had put it in print it reae, to
the .astonishment of the writer" The
towns are now supplied With Dutch.
men,. "'''' = 3S15sastta
- ', >" ".f- 81: ss,ssssss 80.
r. WHEN Algernon Sydney was told
that lie might save his life by ieIlipg u
falsehood-by denying his hspdwrilin..
he said, "When God has. brought IL.
into a dilemma in which I must assert
allie Or lose my life, lie gives me :.
cIe'r indication of duty,. whichB to pc
fer death to a falsehooI. ~, -,
1F, DOCToR DEHREND ana SleOer recon-.
mend the medicinal use Of sugar as ,f
great value in diarrliea-onein in child
aged three years, and anotherin chiId
aged four years-in which haitian ounce
Vt powdered white sugar given every
hour, soon gave favorable turn 10
symptoms of extreme gravity, which
he'd long resisted all the'ord:nary meaus
Of cure. 49, ,''S 5sts'ssSS
~ = s-s- ",sats s.-,,.s.,sgs.
"'WasN the wind moyes at, the rate Of
one mile an hour, it. ia hardly pero>p,.
bIe st two miles an hour, il fans Us n
the gentle zephy and at six il bccom,,
a pleasant wind. From ten 10 twen'.'
it becomes high. and at thirty to fiji,
characterize storms from light TO hard {;
vt eighty miles an hourst becomes -.
hurricane, and at one hundred miles :.
tornado. - s.vs sfAaSs
PEAcE.APeace is better Than ioy..-.
JOY is an uneasy guest, and hi WAYS o..
the tip.toe to depart. Ittiressand wea
US out, and yet keeps us eyer seayiu.,