The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1860-04-26
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THURSDAY MOANING. APRIL 70. 1880
THE B00XR Nv RlCAMUN AMBWSAuNCs'
Fur Weak eMdinse Sastedy, Arrsi sAs''

nY "xozrs Appuxs."
The NAV az the Faste Men paekt the Inc.
atcr " Is v,eeuil eyry mite NV the Weo~ Iess
endid. The plot mr. snis viz -. !. ~ ,h.r
frum the country goe to a oagG sss.y An~ !. -,
travil ali aroun seeinge Nv why Ek.i,'"
ns .e,~ IN the way nv = show Etheopiun
Minstruls Gam oiinge hcnsts ana tne IKE nv
tha, In 10 fur as the exybishin nv the iemati
me Nav h perack. Becaws fer this reesin-
when ticse heer yunG men Etts to runninge
about ia the vayns plaisss Nv amewsmunt
in the sttty, they, nv coarse, Iaile into ali
manner nv rubhii, git robbd nv thar mummy,
and all that. So whut must thar sweetharts
do. but cum TO soun, dress up In mems cloaths,
run rom aritcr um, and by thar wummun's
wit extrykate UNI frum the snarrs OF the ros-
culs. And thus II happins that we git Voe
NV Miss HELM Westun and vayus uther Ia
dis dres, arfter the fashin NV Bowry boy, IN
II red shart, boots, aud britchis, and smoax
III NV n seegar. And in this vue nv the SUI. w.
jock, IL must be contest in refrunce 10 tue
atosed Miss HELM mo ptickiy. that ne. ~
menshuus is good, uncommon good; Ina, a
heap NV dansin in the play. Dut Ar. OoIJe.
lis that his mann y he bangs OUT tne Wno.e Nv
nm Frum bertnninse ~ end, the play duz
not impress a boldly AS beinge superior
xpes,nin nv the ciisvatid morrui drammer;
Mr.. Maakyvoy's anyni sxyo,Tn sn.a NV ,i ms
In the Haul nv the Mecannix Insteteut. Ol-
tho the mite wux rainy, thar wuz very
lardge assembiidge NV chiidun, thar parrunts
and frNuS. ana utucTG tahot CehAsfc AtAeCaAy W
locke on aud to talk parte in the ball that fol
Tered after the littil boys and gearls mad got
through thar performance. The niddil Nv the
Haul wux cleer, the benchls ranged roun the
wuz,) on the stage. The childun wnz bew.
tyful that nite running about like anemateo
flowers. The littil Queen wuz picktcher Nv
luvliness. As To the dansin, I'm not |uoSe
myself but still know 1t wuz goode by the
way them that wuz judgis applaudid. Whit
pielsed me moste wuz the iittil huntsmun,
viii. red cap and cote, his whip and bootes,
and the Httii gearl with the blew overcote on,
trimd with white fur, that danst the Smolen-
skier or sumthiuge NV that sorte.
The ball las,id till O'Clock, and it wuz ad-
mittid by all u Be by fur the besie amewsmunt
we had duringe the weake. Taint werth
while TO praise Mr. Makkyv oy, becaws evry-
boldly knows that in his profeshun he is with
out 4 rivul. He Good get 4 milyun NV scol-
lurs eff he had item to aten to UNI.
The nite arfter Mr. Makkyvoy'3 enturtane-
munt. Moxis Addums delivud his Apology
fur FOOTE'S. The attendance wuZ hattrin In
the highist degree, and although crate menny
cain out NV Ineer cureOsltty, sull the bril-
lyunt display NV lads and Jenllmen must
hav techI the pc feller's hart Mozis' reul
MAIN. akordin to the bills seen stickinge up
in vayus parties NV the sitty, is mOste disa-
gresil naim to me, which I'm t0lde the pro-
purish way TO pernounce it is Docta JOrdge
Dubya Bagba. He is one Nv the leenlst NV
spesmins, very darke cumplecktid and evvy-
duntly crost with Spanyud OF techt with mig
ger OluO. WIN IekdIOe u TIC ltCkLCucI, tAc
general opinyun is this-that the aujunce wuz
,nagniffysent; cumpard to the auiunce, the
lecktcher itself is infinnitly invizzibIi. don't
think he dun himself or the nous justis in the
matter Nv delivry, and 1t is very sertin that
he's got prodidjus site to lern bef0 he becums
The lecktcherer he ought to be to be hOnnerd as
wuZ Fridy mite. He wuz interjnicd by MIR.
Ridgwy nv the Wing, In moste happy httil
;.njeliic soul fingd him a boekay, for which
he desizes me to returne his harttelt thank to
the fair donor.
Sevrul funny things acurd in cunnexshur
with this lecktchur. The tickets wuz print ted
Fools, Admit One," aud two or three men
that bought um at the door doun STAIRS got
mad and flung um back and went away. Uth-
rrs refused to talk um, but pade the mummy up
stars. One feller which wuZ drunk cum up
b-hine the screen on the stage and cummenst
growlin like dog. Anuther in the saim fix,
went 10 a winder, stood up thar, and went
taste asleep with his head hangin Outsied NV
the hous Still anuther, oyerpowerd by the
dulniss Nv the lecktchur, went so sound asleep
in his seete that it wuz with the gratist diff
Guilty he wuz walked up ut all, arfter neeriy
eyryboddy had left the hous.
The prittiest Lads Fair by long oddz, SO fur
AS ken jude frum the bewtiful decorashuns
nv the roome, is jest beginnings in the lower
Hail NV the Mecanhix Inns It is fer the
bennyfit Nv Rev. Mr.. Bakir's cherch, and it is
boun TO doc well. mighty well.
Sattedy mite, thar wuZ Tor wuz to have bin,
fer doant know whe Their it cum OFF or not,
a Consul by the Camels MInstruls ana MT
Kunkul and Addums mot Mozis, but a mo
musikiler indevidjul, )a'lMeatropollytun Hall
Al the saim place the Knew or Leens Berlesk
Oprer Troop begins a campane fer the presunt
weak. So we wont suffur fer melody much
This mun,h NV Aprul is arfter all the mos
peacefully amewsin amewsmunt a goinge-
Consoun the thinge! l wisht to goodEi>s il
wood settil DOM to sumthinge settild, no mat.
ter whut. Hot one day and cold the necks
that amt no way fer desunt wether TO behaiv
The lads doant stand no chanse to show thai
pritty gray eloaths, which seams to be all the
wraige this Spring.