Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-03-13
JEsDAY MORNNG, MARCH=l8, lse0..-.- Co.
GOal oil. + s... s..a.s.'' q 4. /.
LOVE AND LAGER BEER;
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Come all good eitOrsoHi md folks I'm going for to tel
Owing to the tFsmsndous rush to see the dis
a fearful story which via cause yer buzzOa for t.
charge end Of the long pipe which oohSsyI
swell; W lOi9 gallant gay young man, ltsylss I
Coal Oil from the various FsfIlerissin the union
dassl Air. who after plightIn Of thslr VOW, was div
to l42 Superior street, the proprietor is cOm>
en- to aSIpare. THIS gay Young man, his name va
PEELED to decline the usual courtesy Of haifprics
Brown, the damssFI was YOt Ghsit; her 4ther kept
to boys and girls under ten years of age, with
lager beer saloon in catham street He had double
out distinction Of color or breadth across the
share Of gold, likeviso double chin, but Brown he
shoulders. Gentlemen and ladies free. Chil>
travelled on bis shape, and hadn't any tin Now Won
dren in arms not admitted. The wear and tear
Ghet he was jolly and good nAtur'd a. you please,
of shoe leather to and from l42 Superior st.,
and he dearly loved his dorts lager beer and swier
since the fountain was establised, has increas.
cheese and he had sworn fun many time, while quin-
ed immensely, and the shomakers of Northern
chin Of his thust the man thar didn't love the last
Ohio are about to convene in solemn conelave
should never have the fust This oath it was stun
and pass unanimous vote of thanks to BARRIE
to the poor gal and TO Brown for the latter couldn't
for contributing SO much TO their business
mOren get glass Of lager down, and as for sstn
prosperity. The flow of oil through the long
sWitrer cheese he lOOKd on # as sin-nO sooner was
pipe is so rapid that young maslstrOms is
It down than It was on his stommlek risiR Now
reported at each of the manufactures to which
there another scooter for the old mans dOrtsrs
branch pipe extends; yet we are happy to
hand, Puddin headed German duck, as you shall IN
state that no one has been sucked in. It was
dsrHand; his vas jacob Fritz, and without lsav-
currently reported that BARRIE had leased the
Ing Of his cheer he'd eat ten pound Of cheese and
State canals for chutss to convey his oil to this
drink cask of lager beer. In course the old man
city, but they being wholly inadequate for the
favored Fez and snubbsd the other lad, but still he
purpose, to say nothing of the expense of lock.
thOrit wouldn't do to raise his daughters mad, and
age, necessity, which is the mother of invsn-
50 he hit upon plan the lovers to ensnAre, and put
tion, at once suggested the idea of the long
lntOpractiOe though it wasn't on the square, He told
pipe, and without delay it was put in full op-
the rivals they mustmeet and battle for the bride eve
Grafton. Now, BARRIE's Coal Oil is like the
win" Brown; "r quickly tan the lOafsr Fftzs hdsr
widows we read of-"it fails not" but it
But, oh, his jaw fell quickly and his stOmmck it felt
cOmesl it cOmesl 1t comes! ! not like the
queer when the old man named the Wsepins--sWitEsr
drizzling of an eave-spOut during an April
cheese dIagsr beer Poor Brown at wunst objected
shower. Niagara affords more appropriate
and the dOrter shs said 'O; but old Won Gheit grin
mparison-sublime, but not fearful. Even
ned sayagely, and sEOrs it shOud be so ts al their
the Maids of the Missed venture up to the foam
prayers and tears he was deaf any pOet"Te man
ing torrent without danger. Young Rachels
shall have mine gal" he said, 'WhOse skin shall hold
come with their piehers. Jacobs come not to
the mOstP EnOughP' grOwlod Brown, as he looked at
drink. kiss, nor cry. but to bear away to their
his rival with seOwl 'tO get my lovely fair one must
respective neighbOrhoods good report ofthis
aght battle fow But fear not gentle LADY my lucky
land which flows with Coal Oil and money
star III trust; Pn gird my lOns up for the Aght and
Everything is provided at l42 Superior street,
gOit if Busti" The day arrv-t'wEs New Years morn
-cans that hold quart, good measures cans
the cOrnbstants were there-yOung Fritz was gay and
that hold three gallons, good measure, cans
very fat while Brown was grave and spars his eye IT
that hold five gallons, good measures cans that
hold ten gallons, good measure; cans that hold
drank drop nor ate a morsel for . week At length
twenty gallons good measure; and barrels in
all things were ready for the battle to bsgn-ths minis
any quantity or measure. But the above is
ter was there to splice the foer who should win; Brown
only partial reports of what may he had at
shook ittIo sighed BIT, then brushed aWaya tear
242 Superior street. If all the Coal Oil in the
then braced his nerves and firmly said 'nOw fetch along
world was IN one great ocean, and all the wicks
YER besrr' Att they went with appsatea most won
in the world were in one wick, and all the
srful to see while old Won Ghet stood looking at The
lamps in the world where in enc great lamp
psir with sostaey Cask after cssk emptisd, chess
it could dot be more advantageOusly used thar
after cheese put down. and still there was no 'iEnO
can the lamps that are for sale by
save in either Fritz or Brown. Wild nged the hEht
! SIS. BARRIE, l42 Superior st.
uatil it last Fritz, with heavy sigh, took his last bit
S. 8. BARRIE, l42 Superior st.
drank hi. last drop, and then laid down ts dIe th0l
| s. s. BARRIE, l42 supsriOrt St
poor Brown gagged turned very pale and didn't feel
! SIS. BARRIE, l42 Superior st.
re. but stl he caught bis darling gal and hugged he
l 3. S. BARRIE, I42 Superior st.
to bls breast. "COOt cried Won eheit, 'yOu've VOL
!. s. s. BARRIE, 142 Superior st.
herlp They were married Hgt away, and then lOOl
j SIS. BARRIE, I42 Superior St