The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1860-02-02
OMNEUM SCESSORUM.
SIN a horn.--ED.

"A public speaker should always he man .
good address, w q iii'1 y
istent Capid-ity. - P"''''
1t is the best proofof virtues of a family cir
Gle to see happy freside.
The best adhesive label you can mt on Won
luggage IS to stick to it yourself.
TO be worthy of an office now-a.d DAVIS on,
must be entirely unworthy of anything else
Running accounts will run away with ner
son credit more rapidly than anything else.
The man who is fond of buildings and pies,
places himself fearfuy in the power of his wife.
The Dayton Empire says castor oil will pre-
serve timber. We should think it would work
out.
-"Done on my own hook" is now rendered
curve'' VA my o"A pefSonal
=" Caught in her own trap,n as the man said
when he saw one of the fair sex hitche5 in ber
crinolne. 1ei
, Why is an omnibus strap like a conscience?
because II is a check from within to the ont.
ward man.
Jane" said wag, its all over town.
O III over Town Mud! Jane 8
eyes dropped.
&c What is the use of an eclipse ~ asked a
young lady. 90, it gives the sun time for re-
Election" replied wag.
Old mems lives are heightened shadows
the evening sun falls coldly on the earth but the
shadow points to the morning.
What is the difference between an auction
and sea sickness One is the sale OF effects
the other the effects of sail.
Why should marriage be spoken of as a
tender tie, when it is so COMPOUNDED tough that
nothing but death can cut it.
AS winds the ivy around the tree, as to the
crag the moss catch roots, so clngs my very sole
to thee my own, my beautiful-my boots.
What a remarkable Autumn there must have
been when Antony so pointedly remarked -
what fall was there my countrymen !"
DIR. Franklin, talking of a friend of his, who
had been a Manchester dealer said, stHe never
sold piece tape narrower than his own mind "
AN old German philosopher advised all men
to know themselves. This is advising MANY
to form very low and disreputable acquaintance.
HAIRY, did you ask Hicks for that money?"
Eyes" "What did he say?'' 'cNothing much,
He just kicked me into the roaG-that's all he
said ~
A servant girl, occupied in picking her
mistress cabbages, took the opportunity of cab
baging her mistress pickles, saying it made no
difference.
Don't give me any more emetics," said Pat
to his physician ''they do me no good have
taken two already, and neither of them wi stay
on my stomach"
"A down east newspaper in announcing the
death of Henry johnson, Of Newburyport says
''He was an uncle of the Hon. Caleb Cushing,
but otherwise respectable and worthy man.
"A man who had brutally assaulted his wife
was brought before Justice Cole of Albany, and
had good deal to say about getting Justice
Justice !" replied Cole you can't get it here.
This court has no power to hang YOU"
Tile Head and Heart.-The sympathies of
mind like the laws Of chemical affinity are uni
form. Great talents attract admiration--the Off
fering of the understanding but the qualities of
the heart can alone excite affection-the offering
Of the heart.
-" My bre therein" said good old back
woods preacher, I'm gwine to preach you
plain sarment to-day-a sarment that even wo-
men can understand. You can find my text in
five verses Of the two-eyed chapter of one-eyed
john" 1t was some time before it was perceiv-
ed that he meant John l. chapter Ii.