Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-07-21
Driftings.
Rs courteous 10 every one.

talking bird.
He who marries i'll is very long in be.
coming widowed.
A rich widow weePs with one eye anu
laughs with the o'her'
He is rich man who hath God Tor his
friend.
A handful of mother wit is worth
bushel Of learning.
When all men say you are an ass II Is
time 10 bray.
Change of weather finds discourse for
fools.
A round Of care will not pay an ounce
Of debt
rbo SORROW men have for others hangs
upon one hair.
A wise man changes his mind; ; fool
never will.
That day on which you marry, you ti'
their mar or make yourself.
God comes to seek look upon us
without bell.
p,osperi,y is no Just scale. adversely IS
the onv true balance TO weIgh irIehos'
Whv are soldiers apt 10 be tired IN me
month of April Because they've Jus'
gone through a March.
| Go to strangers for charity, 10 acquaIn-
lances for advice, aad to relatives Tor noun
|ing-and you will always have supply
Alta Printers Festival, recently the
following sentiment was offered :" o.
men-Second only TO the press IN '"e
! dissemination of news.
Dobbs thinks that Instead OF giving
credit TO whom credit is due, the cast hau
better be paid. Dobbs should not be Im'
pertinent,
Sueing n newspaper editor for libel Is
about as sensible as 10 boil bIlck'oa' 70
get Iamp.oil out Of it.
There is no lock in the world that e.
quires such careful picking as wedlock'
"My Wife" said critic, "ls The most
even tempered person in the woIld-shcs
always mad
The Hon. d. f.. SickIes is now at his
residence in New York city, kept at
home bv the illheallh of Mrs. Slckles.
We see it stated that some of the doors
leading to the Senate chamber oi the zap.
ilol, at Washington, cost hceiue thousand
dollars apiece, enough " buy Ogo0d sized
tsrm and stock ii well.
There is dew in one flower, and mol III
another. because one opens lis cups and
takes il in, while the other closes itself
and The drop runs off. God rains good
ness and mercy as wide as the dew, II We
lack them, il is because we will not open
our hearts 10 receive them.
Every plain girl has one consolation
though not pretty young lady, she will
il she lives, be pretty old one.
A tortoise has been known 10 live 10
the age Of one hundred and seven Yeas.
If misfortune comes into your house, he
patient, and smile pleasantly, and II will
stalk out again, for it can't bear cheerful
company.
At wha, age should girl marry
When che has had enough of nunF.
knows how TO cook decent dinner. aud
has made up her mind To accept lhe lrrsIs
as well as the pleasures OF her new rtla-
ton, with that lorIilude which good
woman always manages TO muster.
John Tyler has gone crazv. lie says
if Bell. Lincoln, or Douglas is elected, he
will fight for the funeral Of the Union"
Brigham Young, the Mormon Mogul
had two hundred and seventeen children
at last accounts. Probably there has
been an increase since then.
lady in Iron Valley, Ohio, adverilsfs
that she always goes armed, and will klIl
any man who looks al her. or otherwise
insults her. There's nothing very alarm.
ing in ihe thought Of a woman 10 arms.
Lsbau house was full of Idols gna
houses often are so. Jacobs tent IA.
little, but lie true worship o. God va, IN
il. Ills infinitely better to live IN JscOb's
tent than in Iabans house.
What world OF gossip would be- pre-.
vented il il was only reme enlb bertd lh4t
person who tells you Of the faults Of 9th.
ers intends to tell others Of your faults.
Cobwebs and spiders vets sccumul,fo
very fast 10 stores where The proprieioIs
do not advertise their business. That's
so.
The friendship OF TWO bad and cunning
men is generally an injury to others. and
no benefit TO themselves.
Fitch says. that in Indiana. where bs
keeps tavern. The Hoosiers drink so much
new corn whiskey, that "isssels" gov
ont through the crowns OF their hats end
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