Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-02-25


~ Nor.h. West m IDLY b. worth count
e. A.~ 80
"a N w1Ss for tn. R-<i.s
A.'ys' e ry. '-'''''''r
Ep,ros R&tsrrnyIu the last nna ~
u your paper ~oticsd most proI0and
and 'ueulen. analysis Of woman's nature,
BY . very worthy parsonage under the
nomme De plume Of "A Paying Spbacrib-
'sr." Amer diving a ,wn over his head IL,
to the mud and splash Of what he calls
sc;euce," and, daubiny himself all ovs,
with ,sisduSiA, asd quite suffocased viii
il motions fumes. h. n last smaxgss Goa.
the mire and plsnis himself upon the fol-
lowing profound conclusions: .... 900,
Ist. That woman il incapable II per.
forming many Of the duties that righ,fully
belong TO man. i23 w h@'" t.'t042'
4 End. That nature never intended she
should. eFa.a u staGattsy at3a
Oh, - Gods what sagacisy / what VIE
dom ! what profuudi.y! IL troth he must
bs the geasias be prays heaven 90 fsrvsns-
" TO preserve us from. Oh, tho unsearsh
able wisdem and Ingenuity Of +" A Paying
Subscriber I" rrI asJ
He Gays woman's brain dos't Weigh %
much q mans. Wonder how much his
braips .eigh7 1 sAy Ais, because there
i not : scon.cn il the eoun.ry with brains
small and light enough - think snd write
such nonseasicsl stuff, and then send Il 70
newseapsr Office fssanblieatiop. Talk
abou. brains! namp MI Me ~ fsyins
Subscribsr van . the world TO believe that
no and the rest Of ths men have more
brains than ws womeu have, let him dem.
ous,rats il ny using bic brains for some
useful purpose, Instead Of conlisuslly
harping apsn the smallnsss Of womans
brain and her iafsr..ority. We have hssrd
enough Of such stale STUFF. ! will tsll you
Mr.. Paying Subscriber. and The rest Of
mankind, aud say il boldly, too, the. We
women have - much brain, - proportion
to our .ize and weight, y the men have.
But enough on that subject
"A Paying Subscriber after discoar-
sing eloquently. as he snpposss, upon the
affections, BE-, Of woman, makes fool Of
himself BY getting into burning heas Of
passion shout some "abnormnl and distsg.
psred spscimsns Of humuai.y, frsqssasly
the most prominent in our vomsn's rights
conventions Now, why dues he sars 10
Why does be no. keep cool7 Simply BE-
cause the beautiful ediice he has bees
ersctiak Is lettering, and shout 70 fall up
on HE hsAd aud crush it 70 atoms.
he ssss il the very act Of these "abnor-
NAL specinsns Of humanity" meeting in
conventiOss. and there proclaiming 10 the
lion 81 g sfssnen.s Il clearly snd con-
clasively diprsvss whass n tries 70 e-,Ab-
lish. Il shows that woman, after having
been for a4es fooled By man 70 believe
herself mentally and physically inferior,
has he bssia to eoseeivs, ahs heart -
Eel, and shsusrys % proelaim her sqaA-
ktr Sic doss ! TOO BY fair reasoning
Shs shins and naintaias her eqssIity u
The sdecs " snaasssrable and una,s idabls
Ssds4isas ofIogic Tha. Mr.. = Paying
Sabscsibss' tasss, and becauss Re can.
rsfuts their ar9amsats. he must needs
call % HE - sngry passions aud sarcas-
tic episbeis.
N desperation Of dispair for argument
be SEXES and expands himself upon
brilliant idea connected with woman's
"Thorsx,' and chuckIes amazingly over
The discovery he has made, that her lungs
are more contracted and will not actually
contain AZ much air by so cubic inches ~
his. From that wonderful discovery he
naturally concludes that woman is not 10