The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1860-11-23
SALIER BOY.

sALIER BOY.
As aUHG EYs 5. SANFORD, OF THE OPERA HOUSE.
Ny love Is SaIier Boy, 50 glorious and so bold
He's as tall IS flag g-siaf, only nineteen wears
| old,
Forto cruise the wide world he left his own
| dear,
And my heart is a busting because he is not
| here.
For isspirIt was tremendous, oh. fierce
| TO ibehold
10 young man bred a butcher boy, only
nineteen years old.
Hts parents they bound him TO carpenter.
Bat sea-faring lie he did much prefer.
For his spirits was tremendous, and fierce 10
behold,
N young man, bred butcher boy, only nine
teen years old.
For tistspirits was tremendous, etc.
Oh, my bus-um is tossed, ike the deep rolling
sea,
For tear bis affections don't still point TO me
Z or a sweetheart can be had in every port, su
Pm told,
More particularly for ssyoung nan, only nlne
teen years old. II
For bis spirits was TREMENDOUS, etc.
NY heart is breaking with grief repine,
For fear that fne-formed Eman will neve. be
mine
vi all the wealth in the mint here, both Sill
yer and cold
I'd give 10 my Saler Boy, only nineteen years
Old -
For bis spirits was tremendous, etc,
If that ere Oung man my husband ne'er can
But lay still corpusses in the bottom Of the
sea,
The weeds of widder, 50 dismal 10 behold,
I'd wear for my Salier Boy, only nineteen
years old. as
For his spirits was tremendous, etc.
4 Too Communicative CHlLp.-Sonny, do
you love me any
o don't l though
What for -
Because you always bring me candy when
you come TO see Sissy Jane. Give me some
more. b a. 49,.
Aad what does she love me for! .,
0, cause you take her 70 concerts, and give
her 50 many nice things. She saws so long as
you are iool enough to bring her shaws and
bonnets, she won't sack you no bow-now glye
me some more candy. 5r
r-"Why is the letter D. ike ring ~
said young lady to Ter accepted The gentle
man, like the generality of his sex in such a
situation, was as dull as a hammer. "Becauye"
added the lady, with modest look at the
other end fthe room, ''becauSe we can't be ICED
without it." -.aE 7s
Coon FOR KATRNA-A good old Dutchman
and his frow sat up till gaping time, when the
latter, after full stretch, saId
u wish I vas 10 Heaven
Hans also yawned and replied;
81 wish I vas in de shtill house.
Katrina's eyes few wide open, as she ex-
claimed, 81 pc pound for you you always
wish to be in best place." -.
How TO KIss.-Frst, grasp with haste, all
round the waist, and hug her tight 10 thee and
then she'll say, edo 60 away, won't you let me
be-" Then, oh, what bliss but never miss SO
good chance as that !then make dash, as
quick as flash, and-HarEiet, hold my hat!
A LITTLE ExTRAyAGANT.-An Albany la
dy wore dress at ihe great ball, giveE TO The
Prince of Wales in New York, three Hounces
of which alone cost thousand dollars each.--
The lace used upon the dress was ssonly two
hundred and fifty dollards yard" t.,.
G5-''Is this your only SUIT, Jerry it's ra-
ther shabby"
: 80, no, I've got another"
"Where?" --
SIN Court" s egJ
Gy-A wag beng asked the name OF the in-
ventor OF butter-stamps, replied that he was
probably Cadmus, as he first brought letters
into Greece.
1FAvoid those who take pleasure in troub-'
ling others. There is danger Of getting burnt
if you get too near the FIRE. a-.
I'The Winds getting round remarked,
Bibbs TO his friend Buggins. the other day when
it changed from east 10 west. 'GIad ofh, re-
piled Buggins 'it's been sharp long enough
GS~sDo YOU know what the people IN
Lyncbburg do when il rains q asked freIgh'
boat captain OF q farmer. 'e
No, do not-Go you,?
'Wby, yes--they let it rain.' bah.