Red Wing sentinel. [volume] (Red Wing, M.T. [i.e. Minn.]) 1855-1861, 1860-03-28
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JONES, IS the proprietor OF piece
Of dog flesh, Of unusual sagacity. One
morning, last week, the dogs absence
created eome alarm, it being feared
that some cur had caused him to sec
the last Of his dog. days. Blu, Jon..
was soon made glad by the appear
ancc Of a philanthropic acquaintance
leading his dogship INTO his rooms
He stated that he found him setting or
Second street, apparently rooted t.
the spot, with head erect, pointing
Pcrtinaciously, opposite. Suspectine
there must be game in the vicinity, he
made anxious search, and, in q few
moments, discovered, on . line with
the settlers snout, the sign Of Partridge
b Co.
A cHoR1srER in = country church,
lately made sad mistake in the choice
of tune, there being long " slur''
in it, whick came directly on an un.
fortunate word, and produced start.
ling effect, viz: -
With reverence lot the saints appear,
And bow-wow-wow before tho Lord.
The clergymsn's little w;ffet pup, hap.
pening to catch the note, sung out his
treble pipe, started the squire's old
Towser's full bass, and, in an instant,
the whole posse Of dogs set up such a
chorus that Hamlet's hail storm would
have dwindled into mustard seed in
comparison.
The London Punch says: "The
Hellespont was crossed in love every
time that Leander swan over it, to
meet his heroine of Hero"
HoPE-A sentiment exhibited in
wag Of dogs tail, whom he is wait
ing for = bone. s'aI3~ h. Resi-
A POET says that the wind kisses
the waves. That, We suppose, is the
celebrated "kiss for q blow" about
which we have heard 80 much.
WHEN bent on matrimony, look
more than skin deep for beauty; dive
further than the pocket for worth, and
search for temper beyond the humor
1t the moment-remembering it il not
always the most agreeable partner for
life. Virtue, like some flowers, blooms
often fairest in the shade.
The Shylock who, with head erect,
with honest people mingles, should
cease to shave his fellow men, and 90
to shaving shingles. The lawyer would
be better of, his science for less pill
ant, who owned little farm in fee,
and made that farm a client. We
have some doctors in our midst, whose
talents they should use, by practicing
the healing 2rt-heeling boots and
shoes. The minister whose sage ad.
vice moral lesson teaches, should mind
and watch as well as pray, and prac-
ticc what he breaches. Tie world
should have its docket called, and
sluggards AN detaulted, and those
should be the supper ten," whom Ia
Dor has exalted. rl....
ApHEs1vExEss is a large element of
success. Genius hiss glue on his foot,
and will take hold on . marble slab.
Out Of a pine log Yankee will whit
tie Judgeship, a seat in Congress-, a
mission to England. The first part Of
cconomyqis to do your peculiar york
the second to do it by system.
THE government contemplstes fur.
nishing us with new cent as soon A.
the ore is smell. It will probably have
al odor Of mint.
A mans own conscience il his sole
tribunal, and he should care no more
for that phantom, "opinion," than he
should fear meeting ghost If h.
crossed the chu:chyard after dark.
MoUrn-an instrument to some pco.
pie Of rendering ideas audible, and Of
rendering victuals invisible.
II four dogs, with sixteen legs, can
catch Twenty-Five rabbits, with eighty
seven, legs, in forty four minutes, how
many legs must the same rabbits have
to get away from eight dogs, with tlir-
ty.tw"legs, in seventeen minutes and
.. halfel
WHEN i'll news comes to-, late to be
serviceable to your neighbour, keep it
yourself. %o5 -, 81
RECEIVE no satisfaction for prcmcd.
itated impertinence; forget il, forgive
It, but keep him inexorah}y at = dis.