Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-06-23

The man that gets the most "votes $" il
made Tycoon, but he is An unhappy coon
for his singular people do hot honor theil
rulers .#..-.. ,.#..... .
The laws are made by mandarins. whom
they call Congress men, But the Con
gress-man is of very low caste; there ID
only one lower, and that is said to be the
Com M IN Council man of New York
1--WE have met the former, but not the lat
ter, and our souls trsmble to think this
afii'ction must come upon US. But it is
written that the bene6ccnt Nu Raj, who
tempereth the wind to the shorn lamb,
will also adjust his wrath to sit lightly
upon the submissive neck. Namoo Ama-
di. And we await the coming of the Com
mon Ceun ell men with resignation) The
Goa -gress-man is obliged to write NJ G.
after his name, that every one may know
his character. II is sad disgrace to be
mistaken fer Con- gress-man. There is
none greater unless il be to be called an
Alms-honse Gov-er.nor. Gen Scott Kam
related me story of man of distinctiond
entitled to wear red flannel shirt, and
with hose cart after his name, (which is
great honor, J who, happening to stan,
near the Senate house, was pointed out
by an ignorant Irish man-whom NAV
DzIzo contound-as being great Con-
eress man. Thereupon the good Fire m an
knew that nothing in life could wipe the
stain from his soul, and putting his trum-
pet to his mouth, he committed Harri
Aarri by blowing on, his bowels. His
wife said he had done well; mothers called
their children after him, and his name is
now honored in the land. 1t is good to
be virtuous.
There is great strife among this people,
and in ony one thing do they agree this
is in despsing their present tycoon,
whose name is BucL an an and when a
nan p'ucks him by the beard all mouths
are loud N his praise. The Dem o-crats
and another body of Christians called Re.
publ. cans, wage bitter war with each
other. The Dem-o-cr come from that
land Of which thou hast read in that book
Of which mention has been made Gun-
max er cf-No.- coW-it Is called Ire land ::
aad the peaple are brought to this coun-
try chiefly to assist in the building of rail
roads, aid to vote" This latter duty
they do well. The native shores of the
lie pub-ii-cans are not certainly known,
but it is the opinion of an iIlustrious
scribe, whose name is Ben nett. that they
came from a happy land" called tah,
which is only inhabited by Re pub h.cans
and Go-rilslas. The Dem o. .crats are that
kind Of people of whom have made
mention in former letter, who bring the
beautiful Mig ger from Ethi,o dia, and
teach him the art of cultivatinr cotton,
which Is so honorable an employment that
those engaged in it are allowed to carry a
hoe upon their shoulders, and some
times two shov-els. While the mig gers
are thus allowed to distinguish themselves
the natives Of that part OF the Kingdom
known as "Down, South are obliged to
ahaSe themselves by sitting ignob!y upon
the seat OF their toiskis. thus doing silent
homage to the cot ton pick ers. The Re
pub li'cans wish to abolish this pleasant
system. for WEIGH they are sometimes call
ed Alb -li-ton-ists; but the Dem o-crats
will not bow, aud threaten to go hack to
Ire land, in which event there will be no
ono left iN the country to "vote, or to act
rs Con gress men and Com mon Coun Gil
men. which would be great pity. Gen.
Scott kami says it is only little differ
ance as to The comparative merits of wool
md cotton, and that if the man of rails is
made Tycoon he will settle it bv sending
he Dem Gratis to South kar Ii ma. while
he Re pub Ii cans viii be called to Rhode
Island. where they will soon die And
hen the country will have peace. and the
new Tycoon will have nothing 10 DO but
'plit rails and sing Namoo Amadi!
This people have also Miikado; his
1ames is Beech er, aud his throne is called
! pn pit. The Milkaao is much houored
because of his skill with Sharpes rifle
They bave built him a large prayer mill in
Brook lyu, and thousands go here to wor-
'hip at his feet. When the Milkado has
made prayer the people have singular
,ustom of coughing and blowing their
ioscs. which, am told. signifies assent to
What the Mllkado has said, and is equiva.
ent to our Ndptoo Amadi.
Next to the Milkado in rank is a man
If wonderful muscle" called Hee nan
lie is rot now in the country, having been
nvited TO the Court Of the Queen of Eng.
and, that he may smile at the birth Of the
next heir Gen Scott Kami says there
$ one due" but Mooragake understands
,ot. IF terrible iillibuster, whose name
$ Greeley. who is represented as riding
,pon black horse. and who lately slew
he great kami of the Re pub Ii cans in a
Jingle combat at Chi ca go. should also
;ill Hon est Abe, Hee nan will be made
Tycoon, and a She nan will reign Queen
1t were not well, oh. son OF Frum, 10
'peak at greater length of the institutions
If this people. They are easily moved to
anger, and already have they put our
'ouls to torture. Simme Bu zen no kam,
or trerding upon the toe of the Tycoon,
vas obliged TO stand bareheaded in the
'un while the chief of torturers, called
speci al A r tist, distorted his features up,
IN paper. And now they threaten to de.
iver US mp to the Com mon Coun Gil men
,f New York, whose faces are unwashed,
md whose boards smell of tobacco May
Niu Raj preserve his servants in this
strange land. Give my love unto the
maidens of Niphon say that nv heart is
with them, and the rest of my anatomy
will soon follow. As for thee, may the
skies drop their dews npon thee, and the
owe Of Niu Ri deck thy temples with
precious pearls.
M0ORAGAkE AWAZI.
Cry or WASH ING-ToS.
10th day Of the 9th month.
p. S.-Embrace the little Moonskis for
me. M. A.