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The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-27
"reminiscences of the Marriage Of
Henry CLAY.

The delivery of the statueoof Henry
Clay in Etw Oi!cirs, nd its iuau.
guration in April. is exciting proper
degree OF interest lo.h in and outside OF
that city. Kentucky is to be formally
represented at the inaugural ceremonies.
A representative has already been Gesig-
mated in the person Of Mark Hnrdin, Esq,
who was selected last week, by meeting
held at Shelbyviie. How singularly ap-
propriatc this appointment is, will appear
by lhesfollowiDg paragraph from an ex-
change: IAN interesting incident oc-
Cured few days ago al Louisville, Ky.
II was the meeting Of the ohly two per.
sons now living who were present at the
marriage OF Henry Clay. The parties
were Mark Hardin. of Shelbyville. noble
relict of the old time generation Of Ken
tuckians, and the venerable Mrs. Price,
mother.in law TO Judge T. A. Marshall, Of
the Court Of Appeals Of that State. At
the time Of the marriage. Mr.. Hardin was
clerk for Col. Hart Of Lexington, whose
daughter Mr.. Clay married, and Mrs.
Price was one Of the most admired bellies
of the State. Col. Hart was a merchant,
and rich one for that early time, fu II OF
the whole hearted hospitality which char.
acterized the pioneers Of the West, and
proud OF the brilliant promise Of his new
son.in- Flaw. The wedding, therefore, was
sumptuous affair r.; invitations were sent
TO every family Of resI ectabiiiy within the
settled portions Of the State. and the
mansion Of the BRIDES father was thronged
with guests, from the gayest youth to he
gravest age. The visitors varied in cos.
tune as much as in years. Honest tan
barked dyed homespun WAS there bluShing
beside the European fribberies OF laced
coats, ruffles and small swords.
The venerable couple have named
had not seen each other for long period
unsil their late meeting. They recalled
the incidents Of the wedding, and revived
memories Of friends and companions
among The large company there gathered
together, some Of whom had died in richie,
and honor. others in disgrace or deslitu
ton; oil were gone-.sixty years had swep
all but themselves from their places
among the living.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-27

EXPECTING A LETTERING do not
think that life has suspense more sick
ening than that of expecting letter which
does not come. The hour which brings
the post is the one that is anticipated. the
only ore from which we reckon. How
long the time seems ill it comes! With
how many devices do we seek to pass il
little quicker! How we hope and be-
lieve each day will be our last Of anxious
waiting The post comes in aud there is
no letter for us How bitter is the dis
appointment and on every repetition il
grows more acute. How immeasurable
the time seems ill the post comes IN
again The mind exhnusts itself in con
lectures; illness, even death grows terribly
distinct to hope in its agony-hope that /:
fear We dread, we know not what, and
every heightened day the misery grows
more unsupportable. Every day thu
anxiety takes darker shadow. To know
even the very worst Of all we have fore
koded, appears relief.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-27
Usefalness Of Diamonds.

Many persons suppose that diamonds
are only used 10 jewelry--for rings and
other articles Of personal adornmen;,
and that they are really Of no essential
value whatever in the practical arts
This is q mistaken notion they are used
for great number Of purposes in the arts.
Thus Tor cutting the glass Of our windows
into proper size, no other substance can
equal II, and il is exclusively used for this
purpose. A natunl edge, or point, as II
is called, Is used for this work. and thou
sands of such are annually required in our
factories. Diamond points are also EN-
ployed for engraving on comedians, anne.
thysts and other brillian,s. and for the
fine cutting on canoes and seals.
Being very hard, the diamond is also
used 10 chroncmeters for The stops Of
pivots and as it possesses highly re-
fractive, with interior dispersive power,
and little longitudinal alteration, it has
been successfully employed for The small
deep lenses Of single micr oscopes. The
magnilying power Of the diamond in pro.
portion to that Of plate glass. ground TO
similar form rs Q 10 3. For drawing
minute lines on hard steel aud glass. TO
make micrometers, there is no substitute
for the diamond point.
The rough diamond is called "bort," "
and the points used for glass cutting are
fragments of the boris Great care and
skill are necessary in selecting the cutting
points. because the diamond that cuts the
glass most successfully has the cutting
edges of the crystal placed exactly at
right angles 10 each other, and passing
through a point or intersection made by
the crossing Of the edges. A polished
diamond, however perfect may be its
edges. when pressed upon the surface OF
the glass, splin,ers It with the following
pressure but with the natural diamond
tho most accurate lines are produced on
glass, and their surfaces ale go highly
FURNISHED that, if ruled close together
they decompose light and afford the mos,
beautiful priSmatic appearance; al the
colors of The rainbow flash from them a,
from the silvery interior Of pearl oystel
shell.
Diamonds are also employed for drill
poii's W peiiorh'e Tuoiesb anu uOre DOie'
in draw plates for ine wire. and also fol
drilling in hard steel. Some inquiries
have been made Of us recently in regarc
to using them for dressing nillstones, a:
q substitute for steel picks. We appre
hend that they are altogether TOO ex
pensive TO be used for this purpose a
present; but il some of our inventor!
would make the discovery OF manu-
featuring diamonds as cleaply as we make
charcoal, which is of the same com
position. we might be able to recomment
them to our millers. The coke obtained
from the interior Of gas retorts in man.
cases is found SO hard that it will cut glass
but as its point endures bu: short period
it cannot be made available as q substi
tute for such purposes.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-27
Rome.

When We once have known Rome, and
left her whero sho lies, like long decaying
corpse. retaining trace Of tho noble shape
it was bot with acc umu!a!cd dust and
fungus growth Oveisproading It's more nd
mirabie tesiuros--lcit her in utter woariness,
no doubt, of her marrow, crooked. intricate
streets, SO uncOmfortably paved with little
sduareB Of lava that TO tread over them is
peEitential pilgrimage, so indescribably ugly
moreover, so cold, so alley like, into which
tho sun never falls, and where chill wind
forccs its deadly breath into our lungs-left
her, tired of those immense -storied,
yollow.washed novels, or call them palaces,
where all that is dreary in domestic life
seems magnified and multiplied, and weary
Of climbing those straircases which ascend
from ground floor Of cook shops, cobbors'
stalls, stables and regiments OF cavalry, TO
a middle region of princes, cardinals and
ambassadors, and an upper tior OF artists,
just bcnoath the unattainable sky-left her,
worn out with shiyeriDg at tho chcerless
and smoky firesidc by day, and foasting
with our own substance the ravenOus little
populace of a Roman bed ut night-left
her, sick at heart of italian trickory, which
has uprooted whatever faith in mans in
| tegriiy had endured till now, and sick at
stomach Of sour bread, sour wine. rnncid
buttor and bad cookery, needlessiy bestowed
on evil meats--loft her, disgusted with the
preteuce of holiness and tho reality OF
naslincss, each equally omniprosont--loft
her, half-lfelcss from the languid atmos-
phere, tho vital principle of which has
been used up long ago, or corrupted by
myriads of slaughtors-loft hor, crushed
down in spirit with tho desolation of her
ruin, and the hopelessnoss of her future
loft her, ia short, hating her with all our
might, and adding our individual curse to
the Infinite anathemas which her crimes
have uumistakably brought down--when
NC have left Rome in such mood as this, we
are astonsbed by tho discovery, by and BY,
that our heart,strings have mysteriously
attached themselves to the Eternal City,
and are drawing us thitherward again. as il
it were more familiar, more intimately our
home, than even the spot whero NO werc
born.--HatOthOrne.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-27
What a Queen Costs.

The following from the Philadelphia
Press will give our readers an idea of the
expense 10 the British nation Of support
ing the Court Of England. 1t may be
new 10 many Of our readers. and will show
them whatroyslty costs. In the last year
the outlay by the British people for Roy
al Establishments amounted TO about
Se.73e,s55. The leading items are as
follows: Queen Vicioria's Civil List, ST.
925.000; including her Privy Parse.
$500, 600; salaries Of Houshold, $955 900;
Household expenses, s55, 900; Royal
Bounty, S66. 600; Pensions. Sc, 900; Mis-
cellaneous. $40, 200; Prince Albcrts an
nuily, $l50,OO0; Duchess Of Kent
Sl50,000; Duchess Of Cambridge, S45
ono; Duchess Of Neutrality-suspicious.
$4,000; King of the Belgians, $3.50. 900;
Princess Frederick OF Prussia, S37, 800;
servants OF deceased Royalty, S14.6e4.
All ofthese moneys are paid out Of the
Consolidated Fund Tor public rovenue) OF
England and do not represent the whole
amo unit received by the Royal Family.
Thus, Prince Albert has numerous Of.
fees, civil and military, which bring him
in an additional income Of Sl50,000.-
The Duke OF Cambridge, beside having
part OF ST. James Palace, free Of rent,
taxes and repairs. has some $4,000 per
annum extra, as Commander-in. Chief and
Colonel OF cavalry regiment. Not
only is tho Queens aunt, the Duchess
OF Cambridge. handsomely pensioned, as
well as her son and two daughters, but
even her son-in-lsw. a very poor German
prince, receipts Ss, 800 year from Great
Britain. The Queens mother and the
Queens uncle Leopold Of Belgium } have
S4oo, 900 year between them. Nay. SC
much is money an object with Royalty
that the Princess Royal Of England, mar
ried to the King Of Prussia's nephew. was
meanly permitted by the Prussian Royal
family 10 saddle the British nation with a
life pension TO her OF S37, $40 a year, which
John Bull will probably have 10 pay du-
ring the next half century.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-27
Nature and Man.

Ralph Waldo Emerson read remark
able essay, at the Music Hall in Boston,
last Sunday morning. upon the related :
ness Of man to nature. and the insensl-
bility OF mankind to the glorious heritage
they possess. In this world, the greatest
wonder, to every thoughtful person is
that he is here. 1t has been said tina,
we're it not for the phenomenon Of sleep,
we should all become atheists, as by the
temporary suspension Of our own will we
are reminded OF the existence OF a su'
,preme will. Everything in nature is
perfect, and the whole force Of nature
seems to be directed 10 every single object
The history Of a single grain OF sand con
tains the chronicle of the world. Mar
leans downward upon every animal, even
10 the lowest forms Of creation, while each
species Of animal life gravi,ates upward
TO man. So far as humanity is concerned,
the earth itself is tomb. in which pet
ri6ed races, converted into statutes oI
stone, are their own monument.
1t is impossible 10 conceive the littlenesf
Of man as compared with infinite space
yet how splendid is the furniture of hi'
mind. BY astronomy worlds and systems
are weighed, but what puny thing i
the astronomer. Men are endowed will
the diving bell of memory, TO explore thu
fartbest reeesses Of knowledge with thu
balloon OF fancy, TO soar into the EN-
pyrean but most mems memory con
sists Of record Of .rining incidents,--or
such day 1 paid note. or the COW
calved, or ! cut my 6nger,-and the fancy
gropes amid the mos; groveliug objects
Life becomes a mere pleasure hunt. mer
are shop.worn, and all existence Is re-
solved into struggle 10 put something
between the upper and lower mandibles
And this is a creation where every thing is
tuned TO the incest harmony. The race
has not yet taken possession ofits own.-
Mankind is only founding at the gates
OF Gods great temple.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-27
CHOICE VARIETY.

He that calls man ungraleful, sums
up all The evil that man can be guilty Of.
MEN will refrain from evil speaking
when their fellow men refrain from evil
hearing.
PERFRcT virtue, is TO do, unwitnessed,
what we should be capable Of doing be-
fore all the world.-La Rochefoueduld.
He shat thinks himself the happiest
man really is so /; but he that thinks him
self the wisest is generally the greatest
fool.
WE might pardon the uugrateful il they
would forget who are their enemies as
speedily and as completely as they often
forget who were their friends.
THAT wa, an excellent saying Of one
"Wbere gracious person would sit below
me, will acknowledge his dignity bu
where proud person would move above
me. would abhor his vanity"
GooD service is prompt service. I
ceases 10 be favor when he upon whom
the service is conferred, has lost in patienc,
and hope deferred, what he might have
bestowed in love and gratitude.
PLEASURE is a necessary reciprocal nj
one ieeis il who does not at the same timt
give it. To be pleased, one must please
What plesses you in others, will in gen
eral please them in you Chesterfield.
TRUE wisdom is a thing very extraor.
dinary. Happy are they that have it
and mex, 10 them, not those many who
think they have it. but those few who are
sensible OF their own defects and imper.
fections, and know they have it not
TWiotson.
PUT no dependence on genius. II you
have great talents, industry will improve
them il you have but moderate abilities
industry will supply their deficiency
Nothing is denied to well directed labor
nothing worth having is TO be obtained
without il.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-27
Walking TO Heaven,

There is a story in the Mahsbharaia Of
hve Hindoo princes, who set out from Delhi
to walk to heaven. How tboy discovered
tho rout 10 not my affair, and apparently
tho secret died with them Doubtless thera
are people 10 the present day who think
that Paradise can be reaoh by promenade,
and the individual who goes q thousand
hours will perhaps tell you seriously that
il the feat should kill him be Is prepared for
The next world. However this may be, the
dangers and fatigues Of the excursion wore
too much. evon for eple heroes, and one by
ono the princes dropped of, dying With their
attendants BY the ~ayside, tiIl A1una, tho
handsOmost and bost. was left alone with
bus onc followcr--a dog On through the
starless nights, and the trackless ateppes.
and through the thickest jungle he strodo
boldly. With an empty stomach but full
heart, feeding like n loser, or candidate for
Office, on hope, till he stood before tho
flaming gates Of Paradise; and tho uobla
mastiff. lolling a weary tongue, stretched
itself at bis feet, and stared doubtfuily ints
bis face. Vishnu, you may be sure, was
glad to SOC the knight, aud asked him 10
stop in. sand this, my servant T--gasped
the way-woru traveller, pointing 10 the heavy
jswed beast. ''Cannot enter" replied tbs
god. Farewell, then" said Ajnna Il siu
walk back again. for without him HesrSn
! we're waste"
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-27
The Marrying Season in Ireland.

From New Years Day TO the com
mencement Of Lent is the great marrying
season in many parts OF Ireland. A late
Irish journal says:
The "Irish marrying season" has been.
this year, more than usually successful,
much to the advantage Of the clergy, the
benefit OF grocers. butchers. bakers, &c''
and The delectation Of wedding goers. The
middle classes, particularly, made first
rate ,hing out Of il, and seldom within the
same space OF time have SO many OF their
number fallen willing victims TO the art
ful wiles Of Cupid as during the last month
The Lotharios, too, have been most liber'
al 10 the payment Of the marriage fees,
and many "good father" buttoned his
pocket upon a 2ol. or 3ol. note after per
forming the ceremony, as reward OF his
kind services.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1860-04-27
WHOLE NO., 357.
FUN ITEMS.

wHr 10 lean dog like moditatlve man?
Because he is Uin cur.
Ir Is current belief that wolf 10 never
more dangerous than when be feels sseP-
ish
AMAN who goes to law to recover daua-
go, hardly ever rccovers from the damages
he receives.
DO you sing?' says teapot to tho kettle.
"Yes," replied the kettle, Il manage to get
over few bars"
DoNr carry your handkerchief in your
breast pocket. If you do. says Punch, you
take wipor 20 your bosom.
"MY lad said a.lady TO q boy. carrying
the mail bag, faro you the mail boy = "You
doe,n', think I'm female boy, docs you
ma 'am:"
II KNOW cvery rock on the coast" cried
an Irish pilot. At that moment the ship
struck, when ho exclaimed. "and that's one
Of thefn.
A scnooLM4sTER, Who was charged With
using the birch rather too violently, de-
clarod that il was tho only way to make
dull boy smart.
A BANKRUPT, on being condoled with for
his embarrassment, replied, "Oh, am not
at all embarrassed; 1t is my creditors that
arc embarrassed"
A LAWYER engaged in case. tormented
o witness So much With questions, that tho
poor fellow at last cried out for water.--
There" said tho judge, Il thought you'd
pump him dry"
An exchange paper, announcing the
death Of a gentleman out Wcst.. says that
"the deceased, though bank director, IL is
generally beloved, died Christian, and
universally respected.
"WHAT's that picture on 2" said coun-
tryman in our hearing the other Gay in q
print store, TO the proprietor, who was turn.
ing over somo ongraviDgs. "That, sir" said
tho dealer, rs joshua commanding tho sun
! to stand STILL "Du toll | Wall, which 10
Josh and which is his son :"