The Mountaineer. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1859-1861, 1860-08-11
] Al WEEK or E.xGlTEsdENYsI,. /

H a a. Nv EtEKl o ~ sE1 NElTEafEN MIS-.
IS VIZ have just passed through week
81 the strongest exeitemehts imaginable
The excitelnents were. simple aud com.
4 pound singular and plural odd and even.
-Eand al that aud two OF three more be,
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warning epeek Of the great times
I that were approaching was visible as long
4 ago. as last week; we at once summoned
/ our elegant report orial corps aud deuiasd.
Led volunteers to take notes 3of the coming
events. The clegant reportoriN eor.s
K shock in its seven pairs of shoes and
turned seven palcs iii its faces, but not /
I volunteer stamped forward. We dashed
9 burning look Of anger from our fiery
eye and tue elegant repoFtorial corps was
consumed cons on tie spot. Not i trace Of III
remained rem Another and seven times
more elegant reportoFial corps was ordered
70 he made expressly Tor the OCCASION.
Tie ofdeH:was fGitilled We selected .the.
haA.lsonlest IlIar and told him ID. reI1ert
the Indies; We took the funniest and told
him TO: report Tommy; we drew forth the.
wisest ana bade him report SimniiI Bo0ieu,
@edstopcFed tile Most itiiotlc aud ordered
bin 10 spread himself oh Boole we t,,,l
served the blind one and requested rim Ia
look after Poisphelnsis Who'd; tie ri
mining Two we corlntnded TO overhaul
the Great Eastern. The corps bowed
and vanishedE Z. & {Ss 4
Our mandates were obeyed The r..
ports began coming in on Saturday n
twelve O'clock MI and have continued 10
arrive every five minutes thereafter until
the present moment We print them ex.
actly In the order Of their arrfval, ms We
think this arrangement wilr greatly add
10, their interest. ..=. ~ \ n, rs
RERoRF FOR TIIE WEEK. g,ss5 .s
The ladies are ia a state OF excitement
bordering on despair. They are afaifiy
Wild about Tommy AZ duel was fought
this morning between Miss g. Of Twenty
third street and Miss @. Of Murray Hill
irlIe ground selected was in front of Stew |
arts establishment. Both fell unortalIy
wounded after the first fire. . .Theeaase 81
the difficulty was IN assertion made byl
Miss q 10 the elect that.the Great East |
err was a bigger event than Tommy: as@'.tt
Et Tommy has arrived. He is seated on
top OF one of tho sm0ke-stscks Of the /
steamboat. Simnhi-B ooieen is ordering
him .tocome DOWN Tompyywfites a IJll6.I
aetle reply With both hands OH the end, OF |
his uoses Sinlmi thinks Obi won't i |.
tickle yoillwhen we get baekI and says,
SuoHtfails Tommy. d Brewery carefuI and
pllletsyo stay there one minute lnIore.p#
here Is no newsIof the Great Eastern
yet She falls dine atone of the Now
I0undlqnd BaBks tomorrow. Il. 5at.t +
The Japanese are not made of India
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BOOZE IS walking around the Battery on .
MS head, and says everybody is tight. ,:E.. Fl
Wood insists that the Japanese and Is
Great Eastern shall prostr4te themselves
% his feet, in token of submission. POI 1,
feenan orders NV God off The geass.. Wool
'efuses to bulge, T@o.tiirds uf a riot is ]
.xpected Between them. The Seventh i
Regiment are assembling at their armory.
9 De ready to march al i momeiits warn. /
ng. ..f..;. I, - $500. s Ii
The procession has moved The ex- Is
Element increases, The reporters are I'd
apidly going mad. Ladies are cyery.El
where. Japanese are nowhere. Tie III
irent Eastern Is coming. The bands are Is
laying Tommy has Just kissed a little e
iri, VINO Is trying 10 wipe the kiss ont. &
Phe embassy is III u soiEhd slumber. The Ia
are snoring in Japanese. In ID
enseexeiteInent. Tommy endeayorst 10 kiss :
mother young lady, bal falls. Tie Japas Il
ess nre quarlertd IN their Hotel. Broad. n
ray Is 10 Commissions. Women are per. Z
lylfrantic. M II, ii
An officer has just arrested lady for u
aying herstagefAre seysnteen times The n
rIYer is TO appear as witness against her. Ii
Al.the people who were ~ third story Il
-iadows and GA roofs have jumped into b
le street. "a great many hats belonging v
the crowd below have been Injured. IN
Everybody Is studying Japanese. ALI p