The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1860-04-27
with blew kotten umbrcller under her arm
-,sdcw YOU no who wo air Surf

Win u DioW kOttcn umUreiior uuucE nct hftu
-''dcw you no who we air Surf
MY impreshun is,' scd / from kurscry
yew, that you air females
I'VE air, Sur sod the fcroshus woman 'we
belong to Society which blecves wimcn
has rites-whitch blccvcs In raxin her 70 her
proper speer-whitch blccvcs sho Is indowed
with rs much intelleck asa man is-whitch
bleevcs she Is tnmpiled on and aboozcd-&
which will resist hens4th & forever tho in
croochments Of proud and dominccring
man.
Durin her discourse tho exscntric female
prabcd mo by my coat kollcr & was swingin
her umbrellcr wildly over my bead.
Il hope marm, ss / startin back, 'thas
your intenshuns is honomblc1 limo lone
man, hear in strange place. Decides, I've
o wife to hum. =,
.Ycs.' cried tho female, 'and she's slave!
Doth she never dream Of frccdom-doth sho
never think of throwin OF tho yoke oil tyr
rinny, & thinkin & spcakin & votin for her
sclff Doth she ever think Of these hero
Not bein nattral born fool scd !, by
this time little rilcd, u kin safely say that
she duth not
20. whot . screened tho female, swingin
her umbrcller in the air, 20, whot Is tho
price that woman pays for her cxpcrriunsoT
Il don't know mnrm, ses ] 'thc price to
my Show Is Is cents pur indiyidooul.'
'& can't our Society 60 in free = asked tho
female.
Not II know it, sed I.
'Crooil, Crooil man ! che cride, and burst
into teers.
Wont you lot my darter inf scd anuthcr
of the exsentric wimcn, takin me afccksun-
itely by the hand. 20, please let my darter
in-shces q sweet gushin child Of natur.'
Let her gush = roarcd !, as mad / Good
stick ut their tarnal noncents; let her gush" "
Whereupon they oil sprung back with tho
Simultaneous Obsaryashun that l was q
Beest.
MY female friends scd I, 'be4 you leave.
I've a few remarks to remark (; wa them well.
The female woman is of the gratest insti-
tutiooshuns of which this land can boste.-
It's impossible to get along without her.
Had there bin no female wimin in the world,
| shood scarcely bc here with my unparalleled
show on this very horsepishus occashion.
She is good in sickncss-good In wellness-
good ali the time. o, woman, wooman =
cride, my feclins worked up to high poetick
pitch, you air an angel when you bechayo
yourself but when you take of your proper
apparial & (mettyforcaly speaking git into
antyloons-when you descrt your firesides,
end with your beds full of wimins rite nosh-
uns 90 round like roarin lyons seekin whom
you may dcyour sumboddy-in short, when
you undertake to play tho man, you play tho
devil and air an emfattick noosance. My
female friends continued. as they was in
dignuntly departin, wa well whatA ward
has scd
INsIpUNT IN UTiKY.
In the Faul of 1856 | showed my show in
Utiky, trooly grato sitty in the State Of
New York.
The peplc gave mo cordyal rcccpshun.
The pres was loud in her prascs.
day us ! was giyin q dcscripshun Of my
Bccsts and Snakes in my usual flowcry stilc,
what was my skorn and disgust to SEQ big
burly fcllcr walk up to the cage containin
my wax iiggcrs of the Lords Last Supper,
and ccazc Judas Iscarrot by the feet and drag
him out on the ground. lIc then commcn-
ced fur TO pound him M hard as he Good.
what under tho son mir you abowt"
cridcI.
SEE hc, 'what did you bring this pussy
lancmus cuss here forg and ho hit the wax
fsgcr anuthcr trcmcnjis blow on tho he'd.
Scz l, you cgrcjus ass, that airs wax
fgyer-a representation Of the faulso Pos
tlc.'
Scz no, 'that'sall very well fur You to say.
but tell you old man. that Judas lscarrot
can't show himself in Utiky with impunity
by darncd site!' with that no kayed in
Judussis he'd.
The young man belonged to ! of tho fust
families of Utiky. Isood him, and the Joory
brawt in verdict of Arson in tho Sd degree.