Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1860-03-17
Yr RUSTIC EDITOR FALLETH in LOVE
With VT Metropolitan Maiden

| Yr HUbTIC HOIVOh FA1bGEh IN bON n
with yr Metropolitan Maiden.
/ A week ago. in late issue, we spoke of rus
tic editor. We told how rustic editor depart
ed from brow OF Sierra, and wendell to the
wind-swept metropolis of the bay, the city o.
mart, and beauty and earthquakes lie yet
lingereth there, beguiled by siren voice, re-
CARELESS of distant editorial duties, and in
creased toll Of painting and csre-worn editoria
associates. While the sun-ray flashes bright
and cheering, rustic editor is seen upon side
walk of earnest thoroughfare Rustic editor
is mainly happy when some political chum Is
deserted in the distance. Towards poltica
confederate does rustic editor ysarn with bow
els Of intense sympathy. Soon is city politi
clan and rustic editor in close and familiar
converse. No common topic enslaves their
attention. They discourse Of affairs Of state
There should be concert Of sentiment between
the tall mountain and deep canon of the in
terror and the large bricks Of the Pacific me-
tropolis. So rustic editor and city politician
combine. The politics of the bay are entrusted
to the care and guardianship Of city politician
Rustic editor charges himself with concern
for politics Of mountaineer and miner. It's
all right; and rustic editor and city politician
discharge . food Of winks at each other, and
retire to drinking saloon, and battle their cru
dite souls with ardent fluid. Rustic editor is
gaunt and lean Of person. Regard for public
veal worketh upon flesh Of rustic editor
Care attenuateS him, and reduces rustic edi
tor to consistency of summer shad. But rus.
tic editor is human. Somewhat advanced in
years, with increasing lack of comely hair
upon occiput, rustic editor, in present mo-
mcDts Of metropolitan leisure, bcthinkS him
Of welded joys. A great thing is . chaste
wife beside mountain fireside. AS she cook.
eth frugal meal she will glance a pleasant eye
on rustic editor. II the world become cold,
and subscribers to rustic sheet rcniss in trans
mission Of coin, the heart Of rustic editor
wife will glow with warmer heat, and distri.
butte about him oily affluence of rich love.
Gwin and Latham, and WELLER and Denver,
may lose the senatorship, and retire to their
respective walks Of private life-what matter
with rustic editor. so long as wife of rustic
editor illnmes his pathway Kilh smiles of ad.
miration: All else may frown, but in his
household be will be . god, Hercules, an
Apollo. He will be blessed with f]orid Off.
spring, who in future time will indite future
rustic sheets, and -perpetuatc fame of rustic
editor. So dreams rustic editor, on his ME.
tropolitan visit, and so dreaming, bethinks he
of the charming Arabc!la, with her eyes Of
soft light, and her fairy feet and radiant curls
and extension hoops. lie will See the joyous
Arabella. He will unfold his bosom's burden
Then at nightfall, with spirits stayed with
multitudinous toddies of whisky, does rustic
editor betake himself to the city abode Of the
bcautcous Arabella. For much time past has
rustic editor sought to weave regards for him.
self about the fair Arabelas heart.strings.
By daylight escorts he her, in gay buggy, be-
hind prancing charger, to places of resort out
Of city limits. lie showers upon her profu-
sion Of mathematical bouquets. At eventide
he totes Arabella, the proud, TO concerts and
theaters, and on close Of performance he feeds
her on Oregon oysters, at restaurants. 1t is
love, all.powerful love, that dctains rustic edi.
tor in this city OF mart, and beauty and earth
quakes-love, alI.powerful love, that wcans
b;ro h:u Dnnu0Iasr
sheet coadjutors. 1t was last night that rus.
tic editor resolved to press his earnest love.
plant, and win her promise to become the
bride Of rustic editor. No light illumes par
lor Of city belle, save the beams Of her own
bright eyes. and the mellow and inquisitive
rays of chastc Cynthia. Be mine, quoth rus
tic editor. Be mine. adorable Arabella! Let
US HE, loving pair, to the sweet town Of
Placerville, that ncstles like bird-nest on the
mountains brow. would surprise my two
associates in . rustic press BY your transcend.
ant charms. Be mine, and life Of bliss and
handsome offspring awaits US. In rusticdom
we will flourish and grow rich. Be mine,
uedTeSI ATAOeHA! EuOtn ATaOeIA 10 TuSUC
editor, you have done me much good in riding
me out and toting me to theatcrs. Much have
I enjoyed frequent repasts Of Oregon oysters.
shall not HE me to mountains brow. like
you pretty we'll as temporary and rustic beau.
cannot leave this city Of mart, and beauty
and earthquakes. You are too thin, Mr. John
son. Again we use the word johnson to ward
of suspicion Of reference. You are too thin
The fair Arabela weds not farthing candle,
lath, reed. She mates with no dyspcptic
eel. In fine, Mr.. johnson. you had better re-
tire to your rustic heights. Rustic maiden
may affect rustic editor. Rustic editor has
become melancholic. Rustic editor sickens of
metropolitan attire and metropolitan maidens,
and metropolitan whisky. He will soon re-
turn to rustic regions.
RARELY EscAPE.-There have been large
number of indictments by the Grand Jury of
this County since Mr.. Sanderson has entered
upon the Office Of District Attorney, and, so
far, but one person indicted has escaped con.
viction. Sanderson is becoming terror to the
evil doerR Rv reforanco "a tho No,.1 100000