Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-07-07
NUMBER 40.

Something rnr the Marine,-The iu-
crease Navy Pay.
An 1ri~hman's plan for casting n cav
non vas: First take hole, and then
pour the iroa around il.
A man being commiseratel with on ac-
count Of his wii.'s running a~av. said -
Don't pity me I'LL she comes back again
A fool in high station is Ike man on
the top OF n m"nume"t-everyb ap-
pears snail to him and he appears small
to every one else.
The question asked hv a hospital phvsi.
elan was. iIosmany deaths?' Nine"
why. ! ordered medicine for ten."-
"les, but one woGld nat take it
| DR.. Johnson SAYS. "Good actions are
"ever los, "r thrown away That i. pro.
h'hlv the reason Why one 50 seldom meets
with them.
The two gentlemen who stood upon a
point of honor. the other day for about
ten minutes, performed very delicate
feat
'Fandlord. you do me ion r.uch honor,
you let me sleep amooy the hi. bugs las,
night Oh, dnnt he 100 modest, my
dear 'odg-r, | doubt not they have your
own blood in their veins"
Il haven't taken n dron Of lqnor for
Year, sail an individual Of questionable
morals. "!ud, ol. hut which Of your lea.
tures are we to believe, your lips or your
no>c?'
CCRE FOR TcoTHAcnE.--Boily yonr head
| hnlf AN hour, aud then shake out the had
tooth. This has proved to be far superior,
t" the oil way of filing the mouth with
cold water and sitting on the stove until
j. boIs. Try il.
HAS tho cookery bool; any pictures ~
asked n young lady "f a bookseller. Not
one. replied the man of books. ''Why,'
exclaimed the witty Miss. what is the
use OF telling us how to make good din.
ner, il the. give us no ptats:.'
"IIow is your husband, dear p asked
one lady O! nn',her.
oh, he's in very bad state was the
reply.
And pray. what kini Of q state is he
in 2 t II persisted The other.
"In State Prison. was the reply.
The Dnbnqnc Times in noticing tho
birth of calf wei ti,hiue ono hundred and
'w"nty pounds, rrqnjrss, "IJ'ho can beat
il ?? Th" Herald answers the question rs
iollows: In our opinion the father of III,
m'n who made the enquiry, has already
beat it.
Paul Pry e<rying r,n who was dig
giug il Il large ri'. ~ d being disposed to
rally him. asked him w.ia, he W IS Dig
g,n-. "A big hrI'.' WIS the reply. AMI
whn; are y"n going ro Il With su h a h,s
h"l-?' said Paul Going t. make it into
small h les. aud retail III, IN to you fellows
10 set ience posts ia
/, has h~cn settled that Iiacolns name
is not Al.ram hat 4 rrah.m. As be IS
S.npnS-d 10 know, we harhrr TO doubt
hat tho Z rhap~ who have been rnuning
Ahr'm viii grac telIN cave. nJ,d { me- up
vghr nu,lv ( r A,rata,n At any rate let
il be irml. estatr't- -hei. because we 40 not
want two f.iurnins ~ the Il ID. Ihers
Were ts" Dsomio, and tw, Frem. nts, bat
d nat lutl CT us with two Lin:oins.
| A Floral CuKtoSIrY TO cbtain flow
| erS ui dIli rent co Ors uu til ~ M stem.
or apparently y~>o, split a snll! hr,lch of
elder length"i-c. aLd having scrspsd out
the rth. rut iut, each part some 90 II s,;l
mxtny with il sever Il Se-dS of d i.rent
! plants bur which boom at the same time.
ihrn tie Ihs spIit piec IS t,-eth 'r, and set
| them ont il a pit or box file 1 with mold.
| The seeds will soon germinat-, and the
| pants grow up together with their stems
an branches and leave. So in,ernringled
that 10 the comm N obs river they viii APP
pear TO SroS from the same root.