The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1860-04-06
Editor and asropraetog,
Humorous esleaningr.

Ieacn TGhr chliQFeu Fo Aesp
thenaselyes--but not TO that which doss
not belong TO them.
10 Seeing asceEar newly finished,
q waggish fellow remarked thatit was
an excellent foundation fOr story.
EPs Whe u tliatwi Miss Hinti''
said wsgt to his coapanion. : OBJ,
that Is spark which she had strack:'
~ A man will generally give you
his advice without charge ;sbutyuu will
often be cheated If you take Il. ~
l- The sweetest Of all plants--the
honey rnooa. No wonder, beeauseit .
is so much like liars. ss
~ A hoy was recently arrested for
thsah. His father pleaded guilty for
him, but said, In extenuatiou. James. il
q COED boy but he will steal.
40 A civic youth intending tOciFer
marriage 10 young lady, wrote tosask
her to unite with hilnsel il the ferma.
ton Of a Art Union. 4 aa f
TA little girl hearing itrenaak-
ed that all peoplerh had once been ehil.
dren, artIessly inquired "who took care
Of the babies n -
~ When may man be strictly
said to Be IN The habit Of always keep.
ing his word n Wien nobody will
-
take take 7 a
| A young man, In consersalion
one evening, ohaneed to remark" I
am no prophet" True. replied ! iady,
no profit to yourselfor any one else.'f'
~ Ii is not 20 very fortunate, after
All, 10 be born with silver spoon ID
the mouth. A good many have been
soonor Or later choked with the spoon,
/ & - r = + 4 sen r 81 a= aq
especially II a very large one.
IL To keep eggs from spoiling, eat
them while they are fresh. Wshavs
ltried ill kinds ofmethods, but this we
Thinks the only one % be relied on
sin any cli,nats.n
10 win you open the serviceg ID.
quired Il deacon ofaa brother, who was
an oyster man BY tsade. No, frank
You, said he, half walking from q doze.
I've left my oyster knife .. home.
~ A Young poet ont West, in de-
lssriting heaven, says: II issa world of
bliss fenced in with girls" Ifthis Is
irne, and we are 50 fortunate as 20 get
there, weintend TO ask permission to
sleep in the fence corners. 1
~ / atfs very much troubled, mad
am, with cold feet and hanls should
!, suppose sir, said The lady, that q young
gentleman. who has had 20 many init
tins given him by the ladies' might at
least keep bis hands warm.
i. 10 A minister called atthe ho'Ise
of Il friend Of bis, the other day. and
n found his wife in tears Z What il the
: matter my good sister r = Oh, dear
ii John my good husband, has run away
o with widow Smith, and I'm out o.
: snuff
III u Newton's nephew was clergy
: man. Its related of him that when b
g bad performed The marriage ceremony
y for a coupie. he always refused The fe'
sayipg I SO your way, poor Devils,
y have done you mischief enoagl
already."
!. ~ A worthy, Int poor ininiste1
requested d loan Of Sc from the cashie
Of tank, and ii the note reqaestinI
the favor, he would pay in tea.days, Q
" The faith Of Abraham. The caehie
re- nrned word that By the rules Of II
bank, the indorser must recide 10 q
State ~ asas ae
II FOL
g nr Somebody advertises for agen
on to sell work edtilled Hymsnial !
yht etruetor7 : a contemporary aida q
best hynensal instructor we kaow
i y young widow. What she doi
IL, know, there Il no nse learning -
by, Lis a perfect slander on young uussth
Ugh can beat The widdsrs oil hollew--'Fh
lthev are mind To.