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s -. ~ uresns nlta ststes thas sAua j. 4 wst
"a, ~ "meo sad vel known panioc ss az the
s.ho IN walker, saiisd on the sth instant, in toe
senooer iohn Taylor, for Trrxtio win view 70 Oh
ther IN Nashville - 49, "aNei W. w -
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Fallures IN Uritt,por..

BAluyaRI Nov Ia. 1850
he money market Is very vgai rhero Is 20 discount
ps by The banks
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e.
We have examined the above account have found pro
per vouchers for item. aud declare the bnance
OF 1920 in favor n the General Committee 70 correct
hf oss c nnsi or the Finance Committee
BENZ n FffLU,
A. 7. srEwARr,
This Is all very we'll. fair and square
statement We have danced; the addler has
been duly paid. Peter Cooper a Co. have
shown that II they were not quite an
fat to matters Of ballroom etiquette. and
were incapable Of laying down a secure salta
tory platform. they ire well acquainted with
the financial aspect Of such matters Now we
hope that Messrs. Boole & Co, who got up
ball ostensibly for tte Japanese Princes, bat
really gof me 6clectaion OF their rowdy con
stituensS (sh hon Peter Cooper 4 Co. strictly
tabooed), will be good enough to let ne bave
teig Htlc LII. SC Il nay be squared up before
New Years Day Peter Cooper a Co. have
given Boole 4 Co. 4 good example. and We
hope LAT Goo.e & co. will profit b. il. And
enc wcr4 more, especially to you, Bocle 4 Co.
"a could not find better auditing committee
than that which approved the above bilt n
they approve your account We will ~mran,
that II win be promptly paid, and you will no.
suffer at the polls. Otherwise well, as ,b.
French say-tlat depends. Let us have your
items, at any rate. We don't want that Japs
nese bill hanging over US any longer SO hurry
up, Messrs Boole 4 Co., and q very good morn
ing 10 you.
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Failure In Cincinnati.
The Bureh Divorc. ca.. po,,pon.d.

Esther Fisher, -four dealers have fatied AMI made
an Assignment Their liabilities are not stated.
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The Canada NJ Bo' too.
n II

The steamship fsDads from Hsnnx, ia rlgasnet shs
VIII arrive ap port bef Que snd tso A. "A. Hr
news has sisssoy been ,eleg rsphed ovsr she wires.
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OPrRAuc NArrKRs.Th association Of Italian operatc
artists, which includes Madame Coson Miss Louisa Kel-
ogg sgnor Brgnoi, Ferri and sisin!, has been very
successful In the West The association has given two
concerts In Psburg, three concerts and operate per-
formsnce fDon PAsqaale) In Cincinnati, two concerts
and two operas In ST. Louis, end thence tho
tour was 10 be extended r. Chicago Detroit, Ceve
land, and closing In Burao on Monday next The
opera season win begin In Philadelphia the even
ing Of the 2oth. Miss Kellogg has made genuine
cess and, with little stage experience, will be,
they cay, capital oytisie.
GA Juvc" Will be gotten up very finely at the Acade.
my Of Music here II 10 expected that the management
WIN be ready 70 commence operations wedns-
day, 2lst
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The Europa sailed at eleven O'Clock WIN tvsn,y s,
passengers for Liverpool and eighteen Tor HAMA. s
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BRYAErs' nINsTRFIS, Mechanics Hal, Ar Broadway
BuRtrsouEr, sosar DAscKs, kn-Uskp Up.
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Tor themselves.

A BLACK REPUBLICAN SCARE.-The black re-
publican leaders and Journalists are beginning
to recognise the force Of the whirl Wind that Is
rising agsinst them, and to seek for palliatives
and remedies. The silly Tines thinks II has
found . cure for Its black republican evils, and
tells the world that 1T il simply to provide by
law for paying TO the shareholders the value
Of their fugitive slaves, instead Of restoring
them"
Tpis IL the old fallacy OF emancipation and
compensation" II Is entirely beyond the range
OF the mental calibre OF the Times to touch the
reeulu that must fow from the logical develope-
ment Of its proposition. II proposes that the
federal government shall pay the cor pensa-
ton, which means that the money shall be
taken in part out Of the pockets Of people 10
the North, and part out Of the pockets Of those
in the South, to make up a compensation Of
fifty per cent 10 the slave owner. The unequal
bearing Of this scheme IL one Of the least OF it's
objections II did not occur to the silly Times
TO ak what the federal government would
do with these emaDcipaied fugiayes There
would be no need Of their running of into
the cold climate Of Canada; many of the
Northern States already exclude free
negroes from their limits; and the laws OF the
slave States prohibit emancipated negroes from
remaining or returning to them. Even New
York STATE, under black republican rule, thinks
a negro requires the addition of $3.50 to make
him ~ good az a white man for voting pur-
poees, but even that will not entitle him 10 hold
Office We incline TO believe that 10 view
of the little love for the negro which black
republicanism is evincing, the addition Of
thousand free negroes year TO the population
Of our rural districts would soon bring about
the passage Of a Law prohibiting their immigrs
don TO this State. The world Is rapidly learn
ing that a state OF domestic servitude IL the
sisest state In which a large negro population
an live In community with the white race.
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EIBio's SALOON, Hroadgay. -HooIxY A cAsrsEtl's
Lovk's pisGUisEs
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10 expenditures Of the committees on
Invitaiion-0saac a. Browns buy .......,. eS5 90
Tickets and Unnecessarily bills COS 81
Reception-Sun Try Observation-Disclosures. l44 90
Music and horse-Sundry bill 40 90
Dccora.iots-Sandry bills. 7,644 -
Supper and foor-Sundry bills IL, s6s %
Police and carriages-Sundry bills .......... 345 90
To procecdto Canada. nil
To proceed 70 Washington .................. NIL
tonery, 8c) ...........'..... LOIS 10
Balance. IL 200 90
Total. SCI, oo6 IS
10 enclCsed check for $50 6s sect 70 each OF the
four hundred members Of The comm iii-e. 1920 90
Or.
BY amount received
From the four hundred nemberu OF the Gene
raj Committeo-S1l0 each ............... 20 900 90
For thirty three supplementary tickets lee ued
by order Of the Executive Committee, Ut
slo caSh. ................. aRo %
For proceeds OF articles len over from tho
............................ 6rf IS
Toial...................,.. oce IS
BY balance brought down In favor OF the
committee ............... 1920 o.
EE new YORK, Nov ~. 1860
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BARSUM's AMERICAN MUSEUM, Brosd~ay.--Dsy and
Esenng-nzrEc CnlLDsEs-lavtsc CuaIosirIrs, &c-Rosn
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EEw sowEkY THEATRE, Bowsry.-CAprAtx Kvp-
BorHER GoosE-DopoiEo ToR 4 WIS
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or De Aria. arrived at this port last evening from
Havana. She cerne here for repairs, and will pro-
coed to tic Nav Yard, Brooklyn. where she will
he taken on the dock. The BrenSuela mounts 81
guus mad carries 800 men.
Beet cattle we're very plenty yesterday, bat the
demand good, ana prime cattle broughs foil
prices. Other kinds were o shade II yer. Mich
cows were frmer Neals were ia demand at sull
prices. The market for sheep and lambs was
steady but prices were zoe 60c. per hea lower.
Swine were plenty. and common wers a SHADE
lower. The total sales for the week were $50
beef cattle, l3i cows. III veal cave IT, 2ST
sheep and lambs. and 10 .sG2 swine.
The cotton market yesterday, uater the iaaasroe o.
the foreign sess, stester and more active: the
tales footed up between 600 aud 900 bales Fioar
was rather heavy. but the foreiga Intelligence
sustain prices, while the s,les moierese prices
unchanged Wheat active bet prices were with
IN apr the spo, sod speculation ron was rat aer
better and active, With salos Of Western mIxsd
Of al and In store ~ ca, TO- Western yeow a, y;
round do at II 10, and prime North Caroius white 4.
1876 Sic Pork duh AMI cheaper sales OF nes-
made at SIS % . s1q and OF p,in,e at Ss so.
Sugars heavy, but unchanged with saes OF 100
500 hh3s Ccnee was quiet: email lot Of RIO saii a.
l6c Freshis zero frmer, and corn and shes. were
Engaged, in bulk, at 1874, a i3Hi wheel, In bulk and
ships bags at sgd III. with -four ut 81 Oh 70 Lon
don wheat engaged, In buk, Isl aud nour at 4,
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LAURA KEEsE's THEATRE No a. Broad ~ay-Pav.
SIC Asp FAscY- ToopLEs A FArHER
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AMusKxsNrs raIs EVENING.

BowERY fHEATRE. Bowery.-srAlofSc 4 Roc
EQUESTRIAN TROUPE
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osros }. ". ooHsza ov rvnros AsD NASSAU SIS,
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wAILACK's THEATRE, Brosdway.-PLsrrSa VT
rHs
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are Women Angels ?
By BERkELy AIKEN,

tAo4l,7.4 =, :,
['o'n1, l[iV'o ~ tJ' you gus sa'u
my grandmother, II want to say a
r,o' " , y" ''o'''S Ilol'.SS1S/ aoStSSso''S;
,I>>a3+ o:+o ohnn%a l~, 80 a "anI 20 "hisPsr l
tl>aa, ~ +hn aa.nntn .ae ''1n ~ ,l' Iiea,' 20 slye
ta ''o', l,,J Wv S-l' .'' I'e5 u oh'y oe
t,I ~" SI'''' ~ SV'' 'l0 ""9eheFo"S cFca-
't.s ss>o..,o 4;,,o o.o .,., ,.,7
|'n. ~ I'''le go pooP'e oeile.e" II
,"', ,,3 .@o ''1 III O'o"n'eS' ana geh'' ana
''i;,, 'l''>' = !'o'ieS' W. I az S"['S o.
1,,, "n"sl'ea c = "5'e .1 '"I'3E, " eh' pretty as
,G'io h ,1,,', - s'1oo 07I'JlS ~e,e' Il oilcIl
of ;f ,a '"oIm 'nr; I'S :IG1 Tilen 1olkS gre" out
I'll M H. g., D. 1'l',''!IIo"' .Iley save up
1' "i1 ',l,'s' ~ ''-1,,' ",I0' =, 1,1e Ho'ii Is
1~' ~ I''V-1, ~ >l0'0 IL VII take oack
-, oLH i'leas"i1 lS''cleS ana once more
P"1 w ~ le'ilo i'''o 'il0 hahdS o. Iltanla
''''.! uoe' ','I on
,,u,1 ~ p t,s4 TSs.i1 'il7 'e'5o"19 poPniar de-
l'o'o" Is t'la' women are Q5!JotSI WIT
ness al the i!on:"h8e~ we hear, even
l'o"i 1co:,-taiiiN'A9, 9Fa; headed Old
men, "oo4o woman "ets850n, and a
gfe',1 "e'i more cIaPtFap cant. " ell,
5et @ '"1 , men "tsI'% Us angels, and the
I"u25' s. ''VJ are "ooo~"l1ked the pet
'e' -
j "o'i | want 10 ehhghten the men, "
conun''ed my srandmother. Il don't
'''II - expose 20" giriS; L only want
20 Whisper As fof women being an
SJ.'-colhe nearer, do-betWeen our
selves, IT. 0D u Shan2I | could say a
gfeat, dea! to yon on the subject OF
|tlS'IsJ, 1eS]@/'0$S' 5@S}1S/t''GSs, add what
ho'' on l won't J.; no, L mean to confne
lllySef 70 one subject, and ask YOU q
nome qhcs|!on' II 1o0naen ore 0Iayols,
1oIty 3o'1 ! S/soy J.e85 for each otIjer?
among the 0t/aer angels, [ under
Stand-the angels aloft, that we don't
taik t;t< SOFT nonsense to, that We don't
H2lVeF2 the angels, IN fact, that we leave
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1860-02-18
From the flattsburg Sentinel.
What is Passing AWayP

What is passing away from this beautiful
earth?
Is it friends we have loved is it scenes of
our mirih >?
Is it all our bright hopes we hare cherished
with fear
That is passing away with each passing
year?
The season Of howers-the summer suns glow
Have all passed away from a mantle ofsnow;
The bird from the woodland has fed from the
scene
Since her nest is unroofed of its bower of
green.
The days of our ch!d-the hopes cen most
dear,
Are passing away-Ah-it causes a tear
To live with the knowledge-that each coming
day
Ayc-friends we love most, all the hopes that
cherish,
Mid the changes OF earth, we are doomed to
see PERISH
The child with its ringlets-thc aged locks
From this fair world of ours are all passing
away.
Oar life is as neeting rs a)wers' brief bloom;
And eaca-all mus miagle with dust of the
tomb
Then why seek to lingcr-or Why wish to
Where all that we've loved is passing away
MoLLfE.
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Fro n . g:a'3 "FoDsfalis."
THE RESCUE.
TRUE STORY OF THE SUPERNATURAL.

NJ. D.,.D ..-u
al fron, so.,., hn,,,(, ',,,s,y ,s.,oe.,
{,,,,l,, ac tt,a+ ana ,|''I,. va oao 'o',>'''''
W. 'p' - - ''''''' .
w -. >''''NV'' "1''' C:'t CLOSE %
Of tlsnd | a'l''. ; ~ tha, VI pt5' III 'n1 Sou1n
- cuin~ Efa u W >'''
IV5nn ahon+ t,;r+,, ,,oors of o -
wit in tbn voo,1eoS Ia ,.a t;.at ,,',t>,
of = bark tr,I;ng hn+1v.an ;,,a.nn'>1 ,,l>'[I
..,,l 81 T,haa ". ~" so'' i1.' 0i 'oo''
On ana nf hnr ,n,.,,.,a -, ~, ;" hn,,n, ,u a.
ward ban,r .+,,,a E 80 - ,',', no,- " ,,t ~
mi h,,.;.,,s rna,.rd ~, '.4 " eeN> o''''
of the banks Of NswInnodI@nd m " tbn ',' a"'r .a'n
thin and ,o,fa hal hao,, ~, 5n1,. 1,,1 >'',
n,nn +,L,i,a ~ ,l',.,.,'.,t;,,., >'SaN ~
or4,r ,rh:.I ,I.,' I>.',, '''I'.' ' 'S' >','''
roln,,,tn w., ';,.,, j, .i. ,ri' a '>'.' -
Ma n,h;,, ,}.a,n..n :,
,+nI,, ,+ thn .'.a.,, -
Sbn:+ yta:,,ns,. ;t. i}' '~>S}'' '''''' s'',,
.snna,o 1,,l;,ss' 5',S - ~ >'',' ..'' ~
r,,,, ,.,d f; W.,
We're two I,ors 'a.'. .'+'' o. ,,'!''',L ''I'o s
ore opennr aft mo IT,, ca,,;n '+i>, 49,, t1lI
or frDntinr tbn ,t,;ruea,- ;nt', 9.'I-
r,,,o ri, ln,i- :, '.lS0 '''e ''''>0-
,bn f,rvarI nnrt of;t a1s ,','tI' ,h T"'' -" ~
50 th,t ona S;,ti,,r. - - ~, ~ ''Ie a. I?o',
ovor h;s shouldnr7 oo',,i 80 ,n1- 'l'k' ,o'N!I
cabin. ~ 0> - - '''0
rrh.
t;oaa ~ ,h;ai ,;''' ~; :'',"' oe" @ IL hlS cAc'''
n1 ';'un u1,' ;'9V 'GsuIl rs he eN3ect
o1'ii>'V''ols l'o'i' inc "ead
,eoHomu'5' ,no,on V' tan not VI n1uGe" the capta,nS
na1a,,1,t; ''l'' ',I ~, oo.tlP''s''a MS
;,a ra,,al ,,,I.o o,'' ,.:.1 '.:.i,'.'' 'o'N,
lo1o;tn1a onISn ,' T" tit '1's''',''e n".5
bn,77 :, ,.;.L -, ''' '''''' 10 H.
Rano;v;n'r ns 70 ""l r,'l1,. !, n,,>o,., -:
o,,os.;o,,. xxx Nv =: Po,,'1'r MS
dn1 ,,n,.ao;,;.n. ,,''I' "'i' ms s,io"'de''
Ha;n b,s,, - ,,I :,'oi'S''' 'Ilt cap
,,, rr,,,2 r2 ~. us Is 7'''''' 9t,li no
,o > f.o,toa ~ o'o'," oaI'; nc 'oI'' anu as
AZ = o'.s" .l0 o,o,"-''o"'' 'n1 1?'lFe ne
i"a I lp' ',e o'p'''" r''Set us
s.s ,','' .I ".oo''seu 70 '''e a>'oh'Sheo
Prnno '9 T'as", , % "' ,' e1''lTe Stranger.
mat tb.t Gvod r,1o 1,,l.;,,. 49, f:a.5 10 ''t
.''''o ''>l' '1' 'o'N','3 Il" ec'y Ut
,I a',,n ~ - ,':e eieioe' anu o't;','l' as
ova,. saa., h,f".o ~ o',' " l''"' ''9 'i'o' +
H., "a $4,000 ~ w. ''i''''' 'o'
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seems to me quite familiar; vet I am
very sure I was never in your vessel
before. It is all apuzzle to Inc. What
did your mate see ?'
Thereupon Mr.. Bruce related to them
all the circumstances above detailed.
The conclusion they finally arrived at
was, that it was q special interposition
OF Providence to save them from what
seemed q hopeless fate.
The above narrative was communi-
Gated to me by Captain J. S. Clark, of
the schooner Julia Hallock,% y who had it
directly from Mr.. Bruce himself They
sailed together for seventeen months.
in the year 1896 and 81; so that Cap
tain Clark had the story from the mate
about eight years after the occurrence.
He has since lost sight Of him, and
does not know whether he is vet alive.
All he has heard Of him since they
were shipmates is, that he continued
to trade in New Brunswick, that he be-
came the master Of the brig Comet,
and that she was lost.
I asked Captain Clark if be knew
Bruce well, and what kind of a man he
was.
GAS truthful and straight forward a
man." he replied, ''as ever I met in my
life. We were as intimate as brothers.;
and two men can't be together, shnt up
for seventeen months IN one ship, with
out getting to know whether they can
trust one another's word or not. He
always spoke Of the circumstance in
terms Of reverence, as an incident that
seemed to bring him nearer to God,
and another world, I'd stake my life
upon it that he told me no Iie."
&Ia July, 1852. The Julia Eallock was
thea lying at the foot Of Rutgers square, New
York. She trades between New York and ST.
Jago, IN the Island Of Cuba. The Captain al
lowed me to use his name, and to refer to him
as evidence for the truth Of what is here set
down.
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~ "Eow do [ look, Pompey ? said
a young dandy to his servant, as he
finished dressing.
"hicgant, Massa, YOU look as bold
as lion"
"Bold rs lion, Pompcy. How do
you know? You never saw lions
"Oh yes, massa, I seed one down
IN massa jerks stable"
"Down to jerks? Why You great
tool. jerks hasn't got a lion it's jack:
ass.'
SCan't help it, massa, you look just
like him."
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~ ANOTHER DEMOCRATIC LIGHT
BLowN oUT.-The last number of the
Neenah Densoc5'0t comes to US with this
notice: t..This is the last issue of the
Neenah Democrat. The thing don't
pay. Too many black Republicans
and Shanghais. .'-JzzesrtNe Gazette,
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"You must be going crazy Mr.. Bruce.
a stranger, and we nearly six weeks
Quit"
Il know sir, but then I saw him"
600 down and see who he is.''
Bruce hesitated. II never was q be-
lever in ghosts,'' be said. ssbut if the
trath must be told, sir, I'd rather not
face it alone"
"Come, come man, 90 down at once,
and don't make a fool Of yourself before
the crew"
Il hope you have always found me
willing to do what's reasonable" ;" Bruce
replied, changing color, s'bnt if It's all
the same to You, sir, I'd rather we
should 90 down together"
The captain descended the stairs.
and the mats followed him. Nobody
i'll the cabin! They examined the state
rooms. Not soul to be found
well Mr. Bruce" said the captain,
"did Inot tell you yoa had been dream
ing"
''It's all very well to say so, sir; but
il [ didn't sec that man writing on your
slate, may never see my home and
family again.
''Ah! writing Oh the slate! Then it
should be there still" And the Cap
tain took it Up.
My Cd !" he exclaimed, "here's
something snre enough! Is that your
writing, Mr. Brnce?'
The rnata took the slate, an1 there in
plain legibie characters, stood the word
s'oteer to the nor'wcst.''
"Haye you been trihing with ma.
Sir 2" added the Captain, in q stern
manner.
<'On my word as u man. as sailor,
sir,' replied Bruce, = know no more
OF this matter than you do. I have
toll yon the exact truth"
The Captain sat down st his desk,
his slate bafore him, in deep thought.
At last, turning the slate over aul push
ing it toward Brace, he said: "Write
down, Steer to the nnr'west.' -
rhe mate complied, and the Captain,
after narrowly comparing the band wri-
tinws, said:
"Mr. Bruce, go tell the second mate
10 come down mere.
he came, and at the Captain's re-
guest ne a!So wrote the same Words
- ana the steward: 80, i'll succession
"'i avery man IL the crew who could
write at "ii, Bot NOT one of the vari-
ems hands ToSembed, IN any degree the
mESt2rloHS writing.
When the crew retired The Captain
sat in deep thought, "ConId any one
have ben slowed away % at last he
saIi. "Ihe ship mn~t be searched,
and II don't find the fellow ho must
be a good hand at hide ,and-seek.-
''Order up all hands.''
Every nook and corner Of the vessel,
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Fact, Fancy and Fun.


If twelve inches will make a foot.
how many will make legf
Why is coachman like = cisterpp
Because he holds the rains,
Many words and more ignorance:
such IS the majority ct t'mankind.
Will is the root, knowledge the
stem and leaves; feeding the flower.
DO you understand figures, boy?
Oh yes, l am always cutting fine one.
-Modesty is generally the compan.
ION OF virtue, innocence, aud real abil-
tiles.
- Why is butchers cart like his
boots? Because he carries his calves
there.
The lash that man does not ob-
lect to have laid or his back is the eye-
lash ola pretty girl.
1t is said that the Yankee, who was
at the point Of death, Whitfield it off
with his lack-knife and got we'll.
~-"Hog or dog ?--that's the qucs-
tlon," as the fellow said. when he sat
down to dish of fried sausages.
AT town meeting in Ireland it
was recent y voted ssthat all persons in
the town owning dogs shall be muz.
lied"
"A young sawbones, having escor-
ted girl for year, and got the nit.
ten, turned round and sued her father
for 'visits'' he had paid her.
"GoING THE WHOLE HOG" -
Though the Mormons resemble the
Jew of old in the number of their wives
they decidedly differ from them in their
fondness for Spare Ribs. ...
He who goes to bed in anger has
the devil for a bed-fellow. A wac
knows a married man, who, though he
goes to bed meek and gentle as a lamb,
is in the same predicament.
"Buy trunk, Pat?'' said a dealer
"And what for should I buy a trunk:''
rejoined Pat.
"To put your clothes in," was the re-
ply.
"And go nakedl The devil d BIT Of
it."
Common people say. "a mother
sucklos her children" 4 female wri-
ter On contemporary sheet puts it thus:
"She feedeth them from the living
stream III her breast, the drops of which
are natures most precious and sacred
pearls" What difference!
Count UP his pulse, pulse pulse,
Roll up his pill, pill, pill
Make up his dose dose, dose,
Make up his bill, bill, bill
YE RAILROAD coyDuSroR
Hushaby, baby, asleep in the train,
=" hat 10 we care for thunder or rain;
If the switchman gets drunk collisions befall,
Smaih will so baby, conductor and all.
-"Stranger, for acquaintance sake,
what might be your name ?" enquired
Hoc5icr. Oh meeting burly gentle
man.
"AIe name? w schoore on its
Haunse nbetfienkransehtoi-
nepDufy
Says Hoosier, Gin the name Of black
snakes, and june bugs, what is it i'll En-
glish ~
"Vy, Shon Schmit."
Mrs. Partington says she can't un-
derstand these ere market reports
She can understand how cheese can be
lively, and pork can be active, and
feathers drooping-that is, if it's rain.
ing but how whiskey can be steady;
or hops quiet, or spirit dull, she can't
see; neither how lard can be firm in
warm weather, nor iron unsettled. nor
potatoes depressed, nor -four risiiIs-
unless there had been yeast putin it, and
sometimes it wouldn't rise then.-Ag-
Tic1lturist.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1860-02-18

Fashionable Lady Ito her hus-
band Il wonder how the children
are: | haven't seen them for ever 50
long, | am getting quite anxious. |
say, Henry, dear, l wish YOU would
show me the way mp to the nursery,"