Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-07-26
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ARTEMAs WARD HEARS PATTI.

ARTEMAS WARD HEARS SAiIl.
The Sage of Baldwinsville favors us with
the following critical notice of PATHS con-
cert last evening :-Czevelana PaanaeaI-
cr.
The moosic which I am most use to is
the iuspirin strains of the hand organ. l
hire artistic Italy unto grind fur me, pay
ing him wittles and close, and spose it was
those straues which fust put moosical taste
into me. Like all furriners he has seen
better dase, having formerly been a
Kount. But he haint of much akount now
except to turn the organ and drink Beer,
of which bevrige he can hold churuful
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Miss Patty is small fur her size, but as
the man said about his wife, 0 Lord She
is well built 4 her complexion is what mite
be called Broouetty. Her IL is dark bay,
the lashis being long and silky. When she
smiles the rwjince fells like axing her to
do it son more, & to continner doing it
9 indetnit ixtent. Here waste is l of the
most bootiful waistisis ever seen. When
Mr.. Strackhorse led her out, I thawt sum
pretty skool gal, who he'd just GRADUATED
from pantaets and wire hoops was coming
out to read her first compersishun in pub
lie. She cum so bashful like, her he'd how'd
down, and made sich effort to arrange her
lips so they'd look pooty, that [ wanted to
swaller her. She reminded me of Susan
Skinner, who'd never kiss the boys at parln
bees till the candles was blow'd out Miss
Patty sung suthin or rether in furrin tung.
I don't no what the sediments was. For
awt know she may have bin denouncin my
wax fggers & sagashus wild beests of Pray,
& don't much keer if she did. When she
opened her mowth army of martingales,
boboliuks, kanarys, mockin birds, etsettery,
bust 4th and flew all over the Haul.
Go it, little |, sez l to myself, in hily
existed frame of mind, & eff the kount or
royal duke which you'll be pretty apt to
marry l of these dase, don't do the fair
thing by ye, yu kin always have home on
A. Wards farm, near Baldinsville, Inji-
amy. When she sung Cummin threw
the Rye, and spoke of that Swayne she
dearly luvd herself Individually, | didn't
wish I was that Swayne No guess not
O certainly not. (This is Ironical. l
don't mean this. It's a way have of goal
in.) Now that Maria Pickklehominy has
got married, (Which l hopes she likes it)
g. left the porfeschun, Adcliny Patti is the
championess of the opera ring. She car
ries the Belt. Thar's no draw fight about
it. Other primmy dounys may as we'll
throw up the spuDje first as last. My eyes
don't deceive my earsight in this manner.
But Miss Patty orter sing in the lnglish
tung. AS she can do so as we'll as she can
Italyun, why under the Son don't she do
il? What cents is thar in singing wurds
nobody don't understan when words We do
understan is jest as handy? Why people
will verciferously applawd furrin lang
widge is a mystery. 1t reminds me of a
man I uuce knew. He sed he kuoct the
bottum out of his pork Barril, and the
pork fell out, but the Brine diduent moove
an inch 1t staid in the Barril. He said
this was Mystery, but it wasn't misterior
than is this thing ime speakiu of.
As for Brignoly, Ferri and Junky they
are dowdtless CRATE, but think such able
bodied men wood look better tillin the sile
than dressin themselves up in black close
& white kid gloves K showtin in furriu
tung. Mr. Junky is noble lookin old mau
& orter led armies on to Battle insted of
showtin in furrin tung.
Adoo. In the langwidge of Lewis Ma
poleon when receiving kumpany at his pal
lis on the Bullyards
81 saloot yu." A WARD.