The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1860-08-16

iHIWN'l y W. fNE.
What u The Gpi thing . lady looks for
IN church The Hmm
Az Irfh sailor once ,istci eli,
whore ho shid they copper boilomed tle
t0p. # te h9Hses w.h sheet4lrad
4 lcndcn pIl administered With gun.
alor through an iron tube ~ lad siom
achic
Probably the rca ON WY 10 little vas
written in tie bark ARes, va iLl' people
coulln zee q write.
What va. thc nee n tho = l'pe 2"
asked q Young lady ooh. II gave tie tn
timc for reflection, replied vag.
\ gentleman lrasing the generosity oi
hIs friend observed IT, spends his
Aoncy Ike water. Then of course be
liquida,cs his debts, rcioined a vag.
After long period Of wet weather, when
they have prayed yainly for relief, the
Chinese will put their gods on, 10 the rain,
10 scc hoT they hkc u,
Why may Nc reasonably suppose that
PERSONS Who run for office are the sweetest
kind of mcnY
Because they are randy dates.
Why isa young lady jus, from board.
ing school like building committee !.
Because sho is ready to receive pro.
posals.
"Ma, get down on yonr hands and knees
u minute, please" "What on earth shall
| do that for, my little pet :" "Cor ]
wants TO draw an elephant"
marquis sail to a fnancicr-'I would
. 10 know. sir, that ! am n man Of
ty.
And |, replied the fnancier, am man
Of quantity"
You may always distinguish an English.
man by two things--his trowsers and his
gait. Tho first never FITS him, and he nj.
ways walks ms " b. were nm hour behind
time.
John asked Julia if she would have him.
mo" said she, III will not have you =
bu, before John could recover from tho
shock, she archly pu, in, "bn, you may
lave me-.
so see you have put on your hes. suit
for dinner"
"Ob yes ! expected the dinner 10 bo
wcll dressed for me. 30 thought l
could do no less than return the complI.
mcnt.
"why. ChawIcs. how's this 7 Not dane.
ingG Weally, I'm sup~ised r Cbsvlc..
mo, aw-fact i.-rivcn up dancing. You
soc. when a good.lock'nr youpg fcllsh.
aw-- mingles much With the eayrl., il
causes 50 mnoh talh. thai its sw--looced
unpleasant. and as I've no idcaw ~ NAV,
wing iu,t a, pwe.eni, I shall Gu, femsl,
society for awhile"
CoSehEss.-The editor Of the North
western Christian Advertiser. who ha,
been in Washington lately. writes home
AS We drove FROM the depot. lady in tlls
omnibus espisa the great unfinished dom'
Of the capitol (which don, lsok much l,k'
a ,lomc at present. aud said insocenily
\ .uppos. .h,ss sre The rss works! Yes
madam, for the nation vas the reply of .
fellow passenger.
A Western paper. cironieling the lsnsn
table occurrence of . staging attached 10 |
church being blown down, very feeling,
says:
1--WE ar. happy to state shs, over t~en,,
persons we're brought saddeuly 10 sh'
srosnd safe. and on, man. Mr.. wiltens
10, his neck broke. Mr.. W. -. On --sins
bic Young man, and The father of ZOO
many children, besides farm well stocked
IT, vas fatally injured"
| A worthy oil farmer. who ,horouehl.
dese-isd taxes and ,ss-essherers, wss one
called on by collector . second time f.
taxes he had once paid, bat ~ ~hieh b
had misiaid the receipt: and. - he sol
ibe s,,ry 10 bic fsiesd. "wouh yos h
licve il. .ir. the fellow began to atuse ne !.
"wsll. ssid bic friend, shat did you DO J
"Do, vhv demonstrated With him.
"And to what sM.ety' "weil. ! asa
. tuc~ 70 vhs, effect, bot the Ysk,r ~s
b~s"
! The other dsy small l.sy esme ssssin
rsssis cssNes visk ha Sses 1sssseiss
the vind, his fses sosssed pish uslsaae
and single aOsrishiae in HE Aana Vi
l he YES shos,isg 70 another boy sbous Z
sise Of . pepptv-e eos. Who sssea sessiy
qsasses ~ nile aovN ths sssssss IS