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5oUADRY AND MAcHlNE:sHop.

| THE subscribers having formed . partnership
under the style of esDoCk K Aschom'' for the pur
pose OF conducting general
FOUNDRY AND MACHINE
business in the establishment recently erected by
Gilliard Dock, in Hopewell, Bedford county,
prepared TO execute orders for CASTINGS AND
MACHINERY of every description. They will
build TO order steam-engines, coal and drft-carS
horse powers aud threshlng machines-also, casting
OF every kind Tor furnaces, foTges, saw, grsl and
rolling mills, ploughs, wateT-ripe, columns, house
fronts, brackets, &c, &c.
They also, now making a fine assortment Of
STOVES OF various kinds oil the latest patterns and
most approved styles, including several sizes of
COOK STOVES of the best make, heating stoves
for chui ches, Offices, bar-rooms, &c.
full assortment Of Stoves will be kept constant
ly on hand, and sold at wholesale and retail al
prices 10 suit he times, and quality warranted
equal to the best Eastern make. Machinery of all
kinds repaired promptly. Patterns made to order.
GlLLlARD DOCK,
c. w. ASCHOM.
Nov. l. 1S59
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M A GOD.
1N1 HOW LOST, HOW RESTORED.

Just Published, an a sealed Enveiope,
On the Nature, Treatment and Radical Cure of
Spermatorrhga, Seminal Weakness, Sexual De-
bllity, Nervous ard Involuntary Emissions m
potency and Mental and Physical Incapacity
BY ROB. J. CULVERWELL, NJ. D.,
Author of''Fhe Green Book &c.
The world-renowned author, in this admirable
Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience
that the awful consequences OF sei-abuse NAV be
etiectuaily removed without Medicine and without
dangerous Surgical operations, bougies, Instruments
rings or cordias pointing out mode of cure at
once certain and eiFectual, by which every sufferer
no matter what his condition may be- may cure him
self cheaPly, privately and radically. This Lecture
will prove boon to thousands and thousands.
Sent under seal to any address, post paid, on the
receipt of two postage stamps, by addressing DR..
CH. }. {. KLINE, NJ. D., $50 first Avenue, New
YoTkPost Box 1886.
Jan. 20, 1850.
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May Ith,'G0.
GhRPHANS' COURT SALE.

hhFHANS' COURl SALE.
" By Virtue OF an order Of the Orphans
Court OF Bedford County, the Undersigned will sell
at public Sale, on the premises, on Tuesday the
18TH day Of June next, all that tract o land sta
ate in JunIata Township, Bedford County, con-
tanning SO acres, more or less. with log house
and frame kitchen attached, thereon erected also
Iog barn, about fifty acres cleared beng portion
OF the real estate OF Conrad Greger, late deceased
and adjoining the mansion tract, land Of Joseph
Boyers, and others. This property is well situated
IN pleasant neighborhood IN the vicinity OF Buena
Vista.
Terms: One third of tie purchase money 10 be
secured in the property for the use of the widow
during her lifetime, and al her death the principal
TO the heirs. One third Of the remainder 10 be paid
at the confirmation OF the sale and the remainder
in two equal annual payments thereafter. The whole
to be secured by judgments on the property
Sale to begin at 10 o'cIo Ok A. NJ. on said day.
JOHN CARRIER
May 1lth, 1SG0.-lt. One of the Guardians
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June 17,'59.-1y

DLO0DY RUN FOUNDRY
ID AND NJ ACHINE SHOP.
THE subscribers are now prepared al the,
Foundry IN Bloody Run, 10 I'LL all orders for Castings
OF every description for
GRINT .H.ND S.4It-.HILLS, THRESHEALi
MACHINES, APPLE MILLS, PLOUGHS and
all things else in our line that may be needed IN this
or adjoining counties.
We manufacture Threshng Machines Of >, d or
Horse Power, WARRANTED equal il not superior
to any made IN the State. We Keep constantly on
hand a full assortment of Wood Cock, Plug and
Hillside Ploughs, WARRANTED to give satisfac-
uOn, sale. Points, shares and land sides to fl
all Woodcock, or Seyler ploughs in the county.
Farmers Bells, Ploughs aud Castings OF our make
may be had al the store of
WIN. Hartley, in Bedford,
Sonderbaugh Pee, East Providence Tp.,
John Nycum Il Son,
Times being hard, we offer great inducements TO
Farmers and Mechanics 10 buy of us.
All kinds Of repairing done in neat and substan-
tal manner and all work warranted. Call and ex-
anime our castings and work and Judge Tor your
selves. Our agents sell at foundry prices.
JOSIAH BAUGHMAN X BRO.
March &c, 1858.
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Allegheny Male and Female Seminary,
EeAENSRURG, Pa.
FACUITY


r. }. OSBORNE, A. b., Principal, Prof. of Lar
q, guages and Philosophy.
Wm' . Smith. Prof of Mathematics.
Jas' n H.. Miller, Adjunct Prof. of Mathematics.
new b. T. Stevens, Lecturer on Moral Phioso-
ply &c.
Wm. A. STEPHENS, Prof. of English Grammar &c.
Dr' J. Hughes, Lecturer on Anatomy &c.
MRS. T.. V. Osborne, Preceptress, Teacher OF Draw
ing French, Botauy &c.
b. +. Drott, Prof. of Instrumental Music
FTice of Tuition for term of Ii weeks
Common English Branches 50 2J
Higher Branches, including common, each so
Latin and Greek, each 90
German and French, each so
Book keeping and Commercial calculations / so
ORNAMENTAL.
Drawing . 80
Colored crayon, and water colors, each 800
Oil painting 500
Hair and wax flowers, each 3 90
fellls work 90
embroidery so
rlano music, with use ofEustrnment 10 90
Board - per week including room rent, fuel,
urnIture &c. This is one OF the best, and cheapest
Institutions IN the country. The whole expense PEI
erm need not be more than twentv-hve dollars.
second Quarter of session commences
April the 9Th, 1860.
: Teachers will be instructed free OF charge in the
Normal Department.
For particulars, address the Principal.
E.J OSBORNE, A. b.
Ralnsburg, Bedford CO., April %, 1859.
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II RIDER,
NE CLOCK & WATCH MAKER,
AND DEALER In JEWELRV

Wonid respectfully announce to the citizens
OF Bedford, and the public in general, that he
has opened Jewclry Store in the building re-
Gently occupied by II. Ncodemus, Esq. nearly
opposite the Bedford Hotel, where he will be
pleased 10 see all in want Of articles IN his line
He has on hand, and will constantly keep, an
elegant assortment of JEWELRY, and will re-
pair Clocks and Watches in the bert style. He
hopes TO receive liberal share Of patronage, as
he feels satisfied he can render satisfaction TO all
who entrust him with their work. His terms
will be moderate.
He has on hand Gold and Silver WATCHES.
Silver Spoons, ThimbIcs, Butter Knives, Gold
and Silver Pens and Pencils, sc. sc.
April 81, 1857
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TecGfePd WOtPE,


D AND GENERAL STAGE OFFICE
The subscriber respectfully beqsle TO an
hounce TO his old friends and the public gener
ally, that he has leased the Bedford Hotel, a
present in the occupancy of Col. Adam Barn
hart, and will take possession on the lst day or
April next. It is not his des En to make many
professions as TO what he will do, but he pledges
his word that bis most energetic efforts wiR be
employed to render comfortable all who give
him call. The House will be handsomely
fitted up, and none but careful and attentive
servants will be engaged. Persons visiting the
Bedford Springs, as well as those attending
Court, and the travelling community general
ly, are respectfully invited to give him call
and Judge for themselves.
Gy@Boarders taken by the week, month, or
year, on favorable terms.
I7-Ample and comfortable stabing is at
tached TO this Hotel, which will always be at
tended by careful hoSter. Also, a safe and
convenient carriage house.
IN tile ST.HGES stop at ttiS Hotel.
JOHN HAFER.
March 16, 1855.
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Nov. II. 1859
ROCERY AND
w CON ECTION A RY.

THE undersigned has Just received and keeps
constantly on hand the following articles =
Coffee, sugar. moasses, cheese, crackers, currants
prunes, raisns, figs, almonds, ilberts, cocoa nuts
ground nuts, pecans, Eng. walnuts, cream nuts can
dies in variety, oranges, lemons, tobacco and cigars
alspce and pepper, spices Of all kinds, baking so
da, cream Of tartar, sulphur, birthstone, canister
and keg POWDER shot, caps and lead, grain and grass
scythes, whetting tools, wash tubs and boards, IN
dlgO, extract logwood, copperas, alum and madder
oil, polish and Mason's backing, sweeping, dusting
stove, shoe and scrubbing, brushes, clothes, hair
tooth and flesh brushes, hat and infant brushes hair
oils and perfnmery, purses and port nonaies, pock-
et and memorandum books, bonnet and round gum
combs, F'riddn9" and fine combs, bracelets and
beads, pens, pen-hodcr, penknives, scissors knife
shaTpeners umbrellas, suspenders spool cotton and
floss, clocks, small looking glasses, volins, violin
strings, toy watches, watch chains, curry combs
cards, horse brushes, shoethrcaG, pegs aud spara-
bIcs, Johnson's Arabian Linimcnt Rock and Lttle's
White oli, Merchants celebrated Gargng Oh, for
man OF beast, and many other articles Of a similar
nature The patronage of the public is respectfully
solicited.
A. l.. DFFiBAUGH.
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A LADY who had been subPGnad as a witness
on trial, asked her husband in great trepida-
ton what she should say if the lawyers inqui-
red her age. 'sSay," he replied ''why tell
them you haven't yet reached the years of
discretion"
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DEDFORD COUNTY MAP

DEDFORD COUNTY MAP.
- VIII make directory map of Bedford County
from actual surveys, lis sufficient number of sub
scrLbers can be raised to justify me in the enter
prise.
The map will be large and well finished and will
snow The location of all the public roads streams.
boundary iines' towns, villages, Hotels, Churches,
School Houses Post Offices, stores arist mill sa,3
mills Sc, &c, and gillcontain the names of all tho
property holders, and show the busnes that almos,
each one Is engaged in. | will put on the sam,
sheet maps OF all the towns and large villages. also
taoIeS ana statistics o: the County and Of taken in
uhe) tho census OF 1861 Pains will be taken IN
make II as reliable as any Map in the State.
July i,'59. EDW,D, f.. WAIKEp
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If there Isl heaven on earth, it is on a soft
couch by your own freslde, with your wife on
one side, and smiling baby on the other; a
clear conscience, dozen cigars, and knowledge
that you out OF debt, and don't fear the tailor
sheriff, or the devil.
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AN old bachelor says that women ,are so fond
Of appearances, that if you could make them
believe there were no looking glasses IN heav-
en-, they would set no more value upon such a
place than upon poor relation.
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"MAY be married, ma ~ said a lovely girl
OF fifteen, TO her mother the other morning.
"Married ~ exclaimed the astonlshed matron,
"what put such an idea into your head ~
"LIttle Emily, here, has never seen wedding,
and Id like 20 amuse the chiid,' replied the O.
bliging sister, with fascinating simplicity.
SlGNoR GLrTz, the celebrated magician and
ventrIloqulst, selected from his audience a
bright little fellow to assist him in his exper-
iments.
"Sir," said Blhz, ''do you think could put
the sovereign which the LADY holds, in your
pocket ~
"No," said The boy confidently.
tThink not ~
al know you couldn't"
Why
'"Cause the pockets tore ont"
"BHrDcrr, bring me Tie castor oil, the ba-
by IS sick"
offs all gone marin, not drop Icn.''
"All gone why we have not opened the
bottle"
'Sure you have had 1t every day, and I've
seen YOU use ii myself on your salad
"Why, you don't say that we have been
eating castor oil every day during the salad
season."
"Sure you have"
"But did you not see the bottle was labeled
castor oil ~
"Sure and | did, marin; an didn't ! nut !,
into the castor every day 2"
''DU YE'oC want ra'al'pnme lot fbunar y,
asked pedle' who had picked it up al ffty
different places.
"What sort OF butter is it ?" asked the mer.
chant.
"The clear quIl-made by my own wife
from dairy of forty ke'ows, only two churn-
ings.''
ors % ' wi
81 guess" replied the Yankee. who WAS
near kan toihe Slick family, 81 guess YOU would
never ak that question, if you had seen INV
ke'ows for there darn'd sight more specksI.
der than my butter"
The merchant declined tradipr.
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PHYSICIANS prescriptions are now called
.sdeaih warrants in Latin"
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IT will afford sweeter happiness in the hour
Of death 10 have wiped one tear from the eye
Of sorrow than to have ruled all empire
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WHAr is the first thing young lady looks
OF in church. The HIHs.
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1860. NEW GOODS. 1860.

The undersigned have just received their usual
supply OF
SPRING & SUMMER GOODS.
and would respectfully invite all in search of real
bargains to call akd examine our stock and prices.
All Kinds OF country produce will be received for
goods at cash prices.
IERMo Six months credit. Prompt settle
ments required by cash or note every January.
This system has given our customers every sat
istaction and sustained by their kind and contIn-
ued patronage, shall adhere to this rule strictly.
May Is. A. B. CRAMER & co.
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MANY persons have particular ambition 10
seem exactly what they are not. We know a
rich man who bought splendid library, and
signed the contract with his mark.
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A MAN winds up his clock TO make 1t run
and his business to make it stop.
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PROBABLY the suresl way to get mosquitoes
ont OF your room is to smoke them out. Make
a big smoke that will drive you out and they'll
follow you.
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a GENrLeMAN's comforter-a pretty w:ie
with an amiabIe disposition.
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"ILl GIVE that fellow piece OF my mind, >
exclaimed young lady.
"I wouldn't" replied her uncle, 'yon've
none to spare"
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THE following, which is SAID to be recorded
IN an Irish graveyard, is excellent Of its kind
Here lies the body Of john Mound,
Lost al sea and never found.
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TREIf
SHOE
DEPARTMENT

is well supplied with the best stock that can be OBJ
tanned. For style as well as durability, they can
not be surpassed in this line.
TERMS: Cheap for cash, or approved country
produce, or six months credit to punctual dealers
give call, and you shall be waited upon with
pleasure.
J. REED j. co.
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A MAN down east has invented yellow
spectacles, for making lard look like butter.
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bedford CLASSICAL INSTITUTE

H
Rev. JoHN LYON,
/. LYTTLEToN LYON, A. NJ, rKlNclfALs'
on Friday, the lth day of May lS6O
1t is the design OF the Principals, to make this
Academy, in all respects, first class institution
for the thorough instruction of youth of both sexes
and to prepare them for any profession or position
in life.
The high moral and scientific tone of the school
is well known to this community, and strict disci
pine will be enforced.
A few boys, (the number Is limited to tenN will
be received into the family of the PTincipaIs, as
boaTders.
The beauty of the scenery and the saIubritv Of
the climate render Bedford a most desirable ioca.
tlon for such d school.
Persons from abroad, visiting at the Springs, can
be near their children during the summer.
1t is desirable that pupils should enter at the COM
mencement OF the session, and pupil will be re-
ceived for less than one quarter.
$500 per year, including boarding,
TERMS. washing, fuel, light, and Tuition in ali
\ the branches.
Terms for day scholars:
pe- oro,,er SG.-English Branches.
$3.50, Classical do &c.
June 1889.
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a DMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE.

a DMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE.
Letters of
Administration upon the Estate of Jacob Hinish,
late oil East Providence tp., dec'a.s having been
granted to the undersigned by the Register of Bed.
ord county, all persons knowing themselves in
dcbted 10 said estate are requested to make imme-
diate payment, and those having claims are hereby
request 10 present them, properly authenticated
for settlement, without delay.
HENRY HlNlSa, ! A.,
DAVID FORD, { huth IS
June ], 1sCO.-ct
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THE reason why the Black Republicans call
Ijpcola nHOnest" Abe, is to distinguish him
from the rest of The party.
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June 3, 1859.
WASEaENGTON HOUSE.
w BEDFORD, PA.

b5DE OHD, PA.
MRS. S. FILLER would respectfully announce 10
her friends IN Bedford County, and TO the public
generally, that she has leased, for term of years
the large and convenient brick hotel at the corner
OF Pit and 'uana streets, Bedford, Pa. known as
the 'FWASAlNGTON HOUSE, and lately kent by
MRS. COOK. This house is being thoroughly re-
htted and relurnished and is now open for the re-
cepton of guests. Visitors to the "BEDFORD
ofhlNGS" and persons attending Court, will find
this house pleasant and comfortable temnorarv
home.-Every attention Will be paid to the comfort
and accommodation OF guests The table will at all
times be supplied with the best the markets afford
Charges moderate.
Extensive stablng is attached to this hotel, and
careful and competent hostler will be in atten.
dance Special attention will be paid to the accom-
modation of the farming community.
March 3Oth 1860
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X PEST CHEAPEST! COMMERCIAL
n1 SCHOOL IN THEIANDrI

". P. TOTrEN, desires to inform the nnbIic tb,t
be has Just opened commercial department in the
Allegheny Male and Female Seminary. He won Id
respectfully advise the community that Book keen
ing, ornamental Penmansbip, Card Writing and ev-
eiythlng pertaining ito commercial education are
tion for single entry and farmers set So .50 nor-
ble entry and Mechanics set, $3.50 per quarter.
with the advantage of all the lectures. Enter m
any tlme.-Diplomas awarded at the completion OF
full course
June l. 1860.
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AT AN election, candidate solicited a
vote.
81 would rather vote for the devil than you,"
was the reply.
'But in case your friend is not candidate"
SAID the solicitor, ''might then count on you.
assistance ~
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Bulwer says that ''death often changes aver
SION into love-" Certainly it does. We may
have an antipathy to swine, and yet love porL
and sausages.
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aNOOD EEEVS!
" THE TRAIN HAS ARRIVED !

/ UOD SEGSBS 3!
" THE TRAIN HAS ARRIVED!
J. NJ SHOEMAKER & CO., have received a very
LARGE, WELL SELECTED AND CHEAP stock
of
SPRING AND SUMNER GOODS,
which they determined to sell cheap consist
ng, IN part, of Black and Fancy Silks, 5ornbazines
Delanes, Shawls, Calcoes, FIannels, Ginghams
Muslins, White Goods, &c. ALSO, Mems Wear Of
all descriptions, such Cloths, Cassimeres, Satin
Wetts, Teeds, Jeans, Cord Drillings, Clothing, &C.
~ BOOTS, SHOES, HATS x CAPS. s
EA~ A very large assortment of La n
ldes and Gents Boots and Shoes, all prices sizes
and qualities and Hats and Caps 10 suit all
81 ALSO, A large assortment of Queensvare and
Cardware, Single and Double Carpet chain, Fleece
Hotton, Carpets, &c.
GROCERIESi
This department is supplied with the very cb oi
cest articles that can be mad in the market and az
cheap as can be had anywhere +, consisting in mart
OF prime Rio Coffee, Sngar, all kinds and prices,
Syrup and Molasses, Black and Green Teas Spicez,
Rice, Tobacco, Segars, Corn-starch, Dye-stufs
Cocoa, Starch. Cheese, Ginger, Candles Mustard
rants and OILS, TurPentne, Fish, DC, &c. Thank
iul Tor past iavors they hope to receive liberal
share OF public patronage.
10 Cash Buyers and 10 persons of undoubted
standing, who are willing TO settle once a yeir.
Great Bargains will be given. Call and see
j. NJ. SHOEMAKER x Co
March 80, 1860.
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SPRING and SUMMER GOODS,

which they are determined to sell at the lowest
Iliying'' prices. All kinds of summer wear. from
the finest to the commonest, ladies' dress goods of
every description, fancy goods, and everything usu-
ally kept in dry goods stores (and, perhaps, some
thing besides) groceries, qucensware, &c nc, can
now be found at their store in every variety and
assnrI ment.
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A ROSE without thorn-a woman without
nails
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M HE LEAD and Linseed oil, r. nj,
w Shoemake5s' Stoye, Anderson Row, mol,
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fnll, fautn au0 tOllll

.@sas.a.a.sA--1s4s-ssz.--4
fml faueu auo tUilu.
WnAr is the frst thing young lady looks
OF in church The HIMs.
A ROSE without thorn-a woman without
nails.
A GENrLeaAN's comforter--a pretty wife
with an amiabe disposition.
PHYSICIANS prescriptions are now called
ssdeaih warrants in Latin"
A MAN winds up his clock 10 make II run
and his business to make it stop.
A MAN down east has invented yellow
spectacles, for making lard look like butter.
THE reason why the Black Republicans call
Lincoln oHOnest" Abe, is to distinguish hlm
from the rest fthe party.
"IL1 GIVE that fellow piece of my mind
exclaimed a young lady.
81 wouldn't" replied her uncle, "you've
none to spare"
THE following, which is SAID to be recorded
IN an Irish graveyard, is excellent Of its kind
Here lies the body Of iohn Mound,
Lost at and never found.
IT will afford sweeter happiness in the hour
Of death 10 have wiped one tear from the eye
Of sorrow than to have ruled all empire.
PROBABLY the surest way to get mosquitoes
ont Of your room is to smoke them out. Make
a big smoke that will drive you out and they'll
follow you.
MANY persons have particular ambition 10
seem exactly what they are not. We know
rich man who bought splendid library, and
signed the contract with his mark.
Bulwer says that ''death often changes aver
SION into love-" Certainly it does. We may
have an antipathy to swine, and yet love pork
and sausages.
TIE earth is a tender and kind mother to
the husbandman, and yet one season he always
harrows her bosom and at another pulls her ears.
A YOUNG Top about starting down to New
Orleans, proposed to purchase life PFeser-
yer.
"Oh, you'll not want it, ," suggested the clerk;
"bags of wind won't sink"
Oliver Wendell Holmes says ''Our brains
are seventy year clocks. The angel OF life
winds them up once for all, he closes the doors
and gives the key into the hands of the angel
of resurrection"
AT AN election, a candidate solicited a
vote.
81 would rather vote for the devil than you,"
was the reply.
''But in case your friend is not candidate"
SAID the solicitor, "might then count on you.
assistance ~
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TIE earth is tender and kind mother tc
the husbandman, and yet one season he always
harrows her bosom and at another pulls her ears
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YEyHE CHAMPION BELT
& AWARDED TO ]. REED q co.
FOE SELLING THE CHEAPEST
And EEST GOODS

The undersigned would inform their ir'enAs and
customers. that they have Just received from the
Eastern cities, a large and we'll selected stock