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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1860-04-23
Ayers Ague Cure,

which neutraiizes this nnalarious poison in the
htooI aud stimulates the liver expe ii from the
body As II should, IT does cure this affecting
disc rer with perfect certainty And IL does more
tAer docs what IL of more service to those sub
lect tfis infection. III taken in ii expels
ii fl the system II is absorbed and thus keeps
those who use il free from its attacks; keeps the
syst tdn In health although exposed to the disease
Consequently il not only cures, bat protects from
the great variety of affections which are induced
by this malignant influence, such as Remittent
Fever. Chill Fever, Dumb, or Masked Agsie
Periodical Headache, or Bilious Headache Bilious
Fevars Neuralgia, Rheumatism Gout Blindness
Toohache, Earachc. Catarrh, Asthma, palpita-
tions, Painful Affections of the Spleen, Mysteries,
Cehc, Paralysis. and Painful Affections of the
Stomach and Bowels. all of which, when arising
from this cause, will be found to assume more or
less the intermittent type. This " AGUE Guns %
removes the cause of these arrangements, and
the disease.
This II accnmpifghes by stimulating the excre-
tories to expel the virus from the system; and
these organs BY degrees become habitod to do this
their Office of their accord. Hence arises what
we term aersnantdtaeT. Time may accomplish the
same end, but often life Is not long enough. or is
sacrificed in the attempt. while this AGuR CuRE -
does it an once, and with safety. We have great
reason to believe this Is a surer we'll rs safer
remedy for the whole class of diseases which are
cansed hyshe miasmatic Infection than any other
which has been discovered and ii has still another
important advantage to the public, which is, thaf
1t is cheap as well as good.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1860-04-23

E.J. SssEpRR, Philadelphia.
MAGRAw a kooxs, so North-st., Baltimore.
LxEca 4 Co., NO. 2 Astor House, or No. j s.
VIM. ST., N. Y.
LKEcH 4 Co., No. n State street, Boston.
III. HOU STON, Gen Freight A #, Phiiadelphia.
L. l.. H0UPT, Gent Ticket Agent, Philadelphia.
TH0s. A. scoTT, General Sup't Altoona, Penn.
Jan. s, ,6b-d
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1860-04-23
OMNIBUS NOTICE

IEnHE OMNIBUS win can for pAssengsrs--rain
- or shine, day or night-in any part 0f the city.
AL orders lsf with Y. Z: wksbury. .tths Nail.
House, viii receive prompt attention.. Lrare your
orders and procure ticket and You rest -.
sured that You will ba called for Ordinary Bag
gage free. Tickets 25 cents. ag go ..sas..r-
2, SHAVING The largest spring wagon In the
city, Am also prepared % move Pianos and Fur
niture on thu skbrssSt notice. Va gssa@s 81 Il.
feb2laly saq sysaa ~ w. 3. WINS, Agent.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-04-05
THE SToRY OF. C1NpERELLA.-The ori

The STORY OF CINDERELLA.-The orr
gin of this nursery tale is thus given by a
French journalist. We tell the tale as told
to us, but it is probably of much greater
antiquity. About the year l736, an actor
of equal talent and wealth, named Theven-
ard, in passing through the streets Of Par
Is, observed upon cobler's stall the shoe
of female, which struck him by the re-
markable smallness Of its size. After ad'
miring it for some time he returned to bis
house; but his thoughts reverted to the
shoe with such intensity that he re-appear.
ed at the stall the next day, but the cobler
could give him no other clue to the owner
than that it had been left in his absence,
for the purpose of being repaired. Day
after day, did Thevenard return to his post
to watch the refrigeration Of the slipper,
which proceeded slowly nor did the pro,
plrietor claim it. Although he had COM
pleted the sixtieth year of his age, so ex,
travagant became his passion for the un-
known fair one, that ne became (Were II
possible of Frenchman of that day to be
so,) melancholy and miserable. His pain,
however, was somewhat appeared by the
AVIATOR of the little foot itself, appertaining
to pretty and youthful girl of the very
humblest class of life. All distinctions
were levelled at once by love; the actor
sought the parents of the female, procured
their consent to the match, and actually
made her his wife.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-04-05
A GOOD JOKE.

A correspondent of the Lambertville On.
j. Beacon says, short time since, while
staying at the borough of E., overheard
the following, which he thinks too good to
be lost:
A number of politicians, all Of whom
were seeking Office under government, were
seated on tavern porch talking, when an
old,toper, named John D., a person
who is very loquacious, when corned, but
exactly the opposite when sober, said that
IF the company had no objection, he would
tell them story. They told him to fire
away whereupon be spoke as follows
"A certain king-I don't recollect his
name-had philosopher upon whose judg-
ment be always depended. Now, it so hap
pened, that one day the king took it into
his head to go ahunting, and after summon
ing his mobiles and making the necessary
preparations, be summoned the philosopher
and asked him if it would rain. The phi
losopher told him it would not, and he and
his mobiles departed. While journeyiDg a.
long they met countryman on jackass.
He advised them to return; 'for,' said he,
it certainly will rain They smiled con-
temptuously upon him and passedon. Be-
fore they had gone many miles: however,
they had reason to regret not having taken
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-04-05
he rnst;c,s advice 40 heavy shower com.

the rustic's advice, as heavy shower COM
ing up, they were drenched to the skim
When they had returned to the palace the
king reprimanded the philosopher severely.
II met countryman,' said he, 'and he
knows great deal more than you, for he
told me it would rain, whereas you told me
it would not
The king then gave him his walking pa.
pers and sent for the countryman, who soon
made his appearance.
H Tell me- said the king, how you knew
it would rain?' .ass1. -.s.
ssI didn't know said the rustic, 'my
jackass told me-
"And how, pray, did he tell you p ask
ed the king. r@-
"By pricking up his ears, your Majesty,
returned the rustic.
The king sent the countryman away,
and procuring the jackass of him, he placed
him-the jackass-in the Office the philoso-
pher had filled. And here,' observed John,
looking very wise, 'is where the king made
a great mistake ...
sHow SOP inquired the auditors, eager
ly.
sWhy ever since that time,' said John,
with grin on hisphiz, 'euery jackass aoamts
an Office
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-04-05
Ayers Sarsaparilla.

compound remedy In which we have labored to pro.
duce the most eecual Alternative that can be made
concenrated extract of Para Sarsapara, so combined
with other substances Of still greater Alternative power a.
to afford effective andote for the diseases Sarsapara
reputed to cure II Is believed that such remedy
wanted by those who suffer from Strumous complaints
and that which VIII accomplish their must prove
Of immense service to this large class Of afflicted f
wcltlzens. How completely this compound will do II
cases to be found Of the following complaints
Scrofula and Scrofulous Complaints, Eruptions and
Eruptfve Diseases, Ulcers Pimpes. Blotches Tumors
Salt Rheunf Scald Head Syphilis and Syphalitic Afsc
TONS MercuriI Disease Dropsy Neuralgia or Tic Douou
reuI Debility, Dyspepsia and Indigestion Erysipelas
Rose st. Anhonys Fire, and indeed the whole class o.
complaints arising from impurity Of the Blood.
This compound will be found great promoter Of health
when taken in the spring. tn expe the foul humors which
faster In the blood at that season Of the year By thu
timely expulson Of them many ranking disorders ART
nipped in the bud. Mududes can, by the aid Of thi
remedy spare themselves from the endurance of foul erup
tons and ucerous sores through which the system vii
through the natural channels Of the body by Alternative
medicine Cleanse out the vated blood whenever yol
find Its impurities bursting through the skin In pmpes
erupons sores ceanseit when you find 1t s obstruct
and your feelings will tell You when Even where no par
cuar disorder Is felt people enjoy better health and v
and ali well but with this pabulum of Life dlsordsred
there can be no lasting health Sooner or later somethn
must wrong and the great machinery Of life disorder
ed or overthrown. -'.
Sarsaparla has and deserves much the reputation,
accomplishing these ends. But the world has been eyre
gousy deceived by preparations Of It, partly because tn
drug alone has not all tho virtue that Is claimed for It, bu
more because many to be consen
rated extracts Of contain but little of the virtue of Sar
saparilla, or anything else.
During late years the public have been misled by larg
bottles pretending give quart Of Extract OF Sarsapa
ra for dollar Most of these have been frauds upo
the Sick for they not only contain e If any, Sarsaps
ria but often curative properties whatever Hence
bitter and painful disappointment has followed the use
Sarsaparia which flood tho
ket until the name itself is justly despised and has be
come synonymous with imposition and cheat. stu "
call this compound Sarsaparls and intend to supply sue
remedy as shall the from the load Of oblc
guy which rests uponit And we think have groun
for believing It has virtues which are irresistible by the OF
dary run Of the diseases Is intended to cure In orde
to secure their complete eradication from the system h
remedy should udciousy taken according to direction
| on the bottle.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-04-05

TECHNICAL OBSERVATIONS few
days ago, couple of men got into fight
and, as consequence, it being naturally
the case, ring of excited individuals go
around the parties, and each, according te
his own feeling in the matter gave his ad
vice:
peg it into him. said the shoemaker
hammer his upper leather for him. that's
it wax him, my lad ; beat his soul out o.
him.
Gut it into him, old fellow said the
butcher; sknock him in the head. Say, why
don't yer punch his ribs? You're reg
ular calf, you are. Knuckle him, now yel
got him, and make mince meat of him.
DRESS him we'll, said the tailor 'see how
he pants; fell him; give him stitch in the
ribs; button up his lip, and knock him back
up .... .... ....'
Tan his hide said the currier; peel the
bark off his nose, and damage his skin.
That suits me exactly said the lawyer;
get his head in a chancery and bleed him
till he pleads; then he'sa good case Then
advancing to the other one, he said: 'He's
doing you an injury, he is perfectly fee
rocious; take the law on him, and I'll look
out for the remainder
Il saw him strike you first said the car
penter; mail him; knock his uprightS
from under him ; cross cut him until be lays
dormant; I'll bet basket of shavings on
you, old chip
plug him in the eye,' said the tobaccon-
list; get double on him, and then chew
him up. Don't let him stump you; give
him one on his niggerhead.'
whats the row p said the police, COM
ing up after every one had gone. SHOW
us chance to grab somebody
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-04-05
GEO. D. FERGUSON,
essC.
THHE GREEN BO0K.--Just Publish

VVyHE GREEN BOOK.--Just Publish.
l. ed, $50 pages, Price 25 cents; on single and
married life; or, the institutes of marriage its
Intent, Obligations, and Physical and Legal Dis
qualifications the rational treatment of all pri,
vate diseases in both sexes, sc. To which is
added poetical essay, entitled "CaAipaediae :"
or the art of having and rearing beautiful and
healthy children, by the late ROBERT j. CULVER
WELL, Esq, M. D.
Sent free of postage, by the Publishers, CHAs.
KLINE & Co., Box 45S6, New York, or DEXTER 8
Co., Whosesale Agents, lib Nassau Street, New
York Agent, a0anted euery'ohere.
Also, GRATIS, an extract and sample Of the
above, entitled: DR.. Culverwell's Lecture on
the rational treatment of spermattorrhoea and
private diseases generally, detailing the means
by which invalids may effectually cure them
selves without the use of dangerous medicines,
and at but little expense to themselves. Sent
free by mail in secure envelope, on the receipt
of one stamp, to prepay postage, by addressing
CHAS. KLINE & co., Box 1885, New York City.
Ian 10
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HOWARD ASSOCIATION.
PHILADELPHIA.

THE HOWARD ASSOCIATION, in view of the awfu
destruction human life caused Sexual disease and thu
deceptons practced upon the unfortunate victims of sucl
diseases by Quacs several years directed their Con
sutng Surgeon, as u CHARITABLE ACT worthy ofthei
name open Dispensary for the treatment of this clas
of disease in all their FORMS and to give MEDICAL AID
VICE GRATIS to all who apply by letter. with descrp
ton of theircondition, (age occupation habits OF life &c
and In cases Of extreme poverty, to FURNISH MEDl
seine FREE OF CHARGE Iis needless to add that til,
Association commands the highest Medical skill OF the age
and will furnish the most modern treatment.
The Directors ofthe Association in their Annual Rcpor
upon the treatment Sexual Diseases for ending
lst 1855 express the highest satisfaction with h'
success which has attended the abors OF the Consulting
Surgeon in the ofSpermatorrhra Seminal eakness
Impotence Gonorrh Gleet Syphilis the vice OF Onanis
or Seabuse, &c, and order continuance OF tie su'
plan for the ensuing year.
The Directors on review of the past feel assured thai
their abors in this sphere of benevolent effort have been
great benefit the afflicted especially to the young ane
hey have devote with
TO this very important and much despised cause
An admirable Report SpermatorrhGa, or Semina
the vice Onanism Musturbaton or Selfabust
and other diseases of the sexual organs by the Consulting
Surgeon will be sent by mail n asealed envelope) FeEE
OF CHARGE, on receipt Of TWO STAMPS for postage
Other Reports and Tracts the nature and treatment
sexual diseases Diet &C., constantly being published
for prautous distribution and will be sent to the afflicted
Some of the remedies and methods Of treatment dis
covered during tho last year, are of great value.
Address for Report or treatment, DIR. j. SklLLlN
HOUGHTON, Acting Surgeon, Howard Association, No
South Ninth Street, Philadelphia, Pa
By order of the Directors,
EZRA d. HEARTWELL, President.
GEO. GEO FArRcHLD' Secretary, 81. "
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slAT GREAT T. us

.lAT GREAT X Me-
lat GREAT r. " ~
SAT GREAT, RghGIl
,iAT GREAT REsif.i Y.
:iaT GREAT REMEDY,
.dAT GREAT kt.MEilY.
LAT GREAT REMEDY,
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-04-05

n9r Inordering Tickets or Certificates, enclos.
the amount of money to our address, for what you
wish to purchase; name the Lottery in which you
wish it invested, and whether you wish Wholes,
Halves, Quarters, or Eghths, onreceipt Of which,
we send what is ordered, BY first mail, together
with the scheme.
Immediately after the drawing, q Printed Draw
ing, Certified to by the Commissioners, will DO
sent, with an Explanation.
n@- Purchasers will please write their sigma
lures plain, and give the name Of their Post Office,
County and State.
All communications strictly confidential.
p@ All prizes of ST 900 and under, paid i'm
mediately after the edrawing-other prizes at the
usual time of forty days.
H@. Wood, Eddy 8 Co.'s Lotteries are drawn
at Augusta, Georgia, and Wilmington, Delaware.
Orders for Tickets or Certificates, to be direc-
ted to WOOD, EDDY & CO., augusta, Ga.
or, WOOD, EDDY & CO., Atlanta, Ga.
or, WOOD, EDDY & Co., Wilmington, Del
p@- Circulars containing schemeo for the
month will be sent, free Of expense, by address
sing as above. ....s..,,. .-,,...., ,.'s,+
l.. Feb 2 * II
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-04-05

A Witty REDsKIN.-Away down il
Maine, big Indian was tried, convicted
and fined FIVE dollars for stealing. He i'm
mediately pulled out a well-6lled walletan'
counted out the money to Judge Thomson
demanding at the same time receipt
when the following colloquy occurred.
Judgc.-sSam, you don't want receipt
for it is settled on the docket, and can nev
er again come up against you ...
Ladidn.-1 pay you the money we'll
give me receipt
Judge-I tell you that you don't neet
it, for it is settled on the docket
Indian.-'White man say me steal
Judge johnson say me steal, I say me NJ
steal, but me pay um, now give um re
ceipt.'
Judge.-'Well, since you insist upon it
if you will give me good reason for want
ing it, I will give you one.'
hdian.-sWell, when me die, me spects
to go to heaven. Very well! when me
gets to the gate, Peter says 'go way Indian
you steal.' I says very we'll, what if do
don't 1 pay um? Peter says, show um {
receipt, and then if I don't have um I shal
be obliged to 60 look all through hell t.
find Judge johnson to prove I pay um.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-04-05

ty which they offer to sell at astonishingly low
prices. The lot on hand has been selected es-
pecialy for this market, andin point of durabili-
ty and economy in fuel, will compare favorably
with the very best. gl.s2 YsSEs -
! They are alsoprepared to manufactured shor,
notice, every description Of STOVE-PIPE, Of the
best English, American and Russian iron.
Their stock Of TIN-WARE is large for this mar.
ket, and will fill all orders with which they may
be favored. Give us call, and we will take es
pecal pains to give satisfaction in each depart
ment. WILLIAMS &9kEhh.
Dec / >a-a.'. 48 3ris1tf
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=: - q s,sAs-ss = - 80
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tsn ~ phEa.s f.
. = .-6E So
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N Pride Of the South-a Cologne hlghIy Ira
grant and very exquisite. All Of the most pop
ular and fashionable extracts for the handker-
chief. Almond, Ambrosial. Brown Windsor,
Frangipanni. Honey, Musk, Palm and yariegated
TOILET SOAPS. Fleur-de- Riz, Mean Fun,
Lilly White, and Rouge TOILET POWDERS.
Toilet Combs and Brushes Bandolins,. Ok Mar
row and Pomades; Bachelors and Harrison's
Hair Dye; Rose and Charcoal Tooth Paste, Of
French, English and American Manufacturer
and Perfumers. For Sale by ir .-s..,.s. :.
: ALLISON & BRATT0N, Druggists. !.
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s9 Many hard stories are told at the ex-
pense of the brave sons of 'owld Ireland,
but the following timely repartee we con.
slider an exception:
"A tavern keeper in Newark, when Civ.
ing New Years presents to his 'help,' told
one of his porters "a smart Irishman) that
and therefore, he should give him the most
costly present. Sure said Patrick, rub
bing his hands with delight, Il always mane
to do my duty Il believe you,' said his
employer, 'and therefore + shall make you
a present of all you have stolen from me
during the year! Thank your honor re
piled Pat, 'aud may all your friends and &C
quaintances trate you as liberally.'
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-04-05

s9- A country fellow just come to town,
gazing about in every shop he came to, at
last entered an insurance Office, where, see
ing only one man sitting at desk he could
not imagine what commodity was sold there,
but calling to the clerk:
pray, SIR said he, 'what do you keep
to sell here p
sLoggerheads ? cried the clerk.
do you ? answered the countryman.
by jingo, then, you have a precious good
trade for 1 see you have but one left
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-04-05
DIR. J. r. Walk Err

Chester, Sc,
WOULD respectfully inform the public that
w his rooms are now ut the Cornwell House
where he may lie professionally consulted on Mon,
days and Saturdays, and at Rock Hill, York Dis.
trict from the second Tuesday of each month un.
til the Friday following.
He is now in possession of the science, material
andinstructions, for mounting Teeth on the CHE.
OPLASTIC PROCESS, which is considered by
Dentists who have tried it, to be the perfection Of
mechanical Dentistry for mounting partial or full
sets of Teeth
Jan 7. 1858. IF
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STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
WORK DISTRICT .n

O. r. Ratchford g. Co.. vs. J. C. Payne.-ArTAcHMENT.
WHEREAS the Plaintiffs have, this day, filed their
declaration against the Defendant who, as Is said is
absent from aud without the limits of this State ana mas
,ber wife nor attorney known within the upon
ybo copy of the said declaration might be served 1t
Is therefore ordered that the said Defendant do appear
and pead TO the said declaration before the 9h DAY
of March which will be In the year Of Lord hous
and eight hundred and otherwise final and abso-
lutte Judgment will then be given and awarded against
him. D. T.. EhOOnG, y. '' - 70.
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STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
YORK DISTRICT.

Lewis NJ. Grlst, vs. Jefferson c. Payne.-ATTAcHhENT
WHEREAS, the Plaintiff has this day, filed his deca
ration against the Defendant who as 1t SAID s aosen
wife nor attorney known within the same upon whom
copy of the said declaration might be served It's there
FORE ordered that the said Defendant do appear ana
TO the said declaration before the 9th day OF March
which will be in the year of Lord one thousand egh
hundred and sxtyone, otherwise final and absolute uds
ment will then be given and awarded against him
s. E. MOORE, C. c. C. PLs.
March 9Th, 1860, IL IN
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eA. Kansas is liberal communitv.

B9- Kansas is a liberal community
Twenty days residence there entities man
or woman to apply for divorce, and twen-
ty minutes suffice, as the song has it, 'to set
the prisoner free In nearly less than no
time the wicked husband ceases from trou-
bling and the weary wife is at rest.
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np An old woman, who was in the hab

n9- An old woman, who was in the hab-
it of declaring after the occurrence of any
unusual event, that she had predicted it,
was one day very cleverly sold by her wor-
thy spouse, who, like many another we wot
of, had got tired of her eternal Il told you
so!' Rushing into the house, breathleSs
with excitement, he dropped into his chair,
elevated his hands and exclaimed:
%, wife, wife What-what do you
think? The old brindle cow has gone and
eat up our grindstone.'
The old woman was ready; and hardly
waiting to hear the last word, she screamed
out at the top of her lungs:
i told you so, you old foo! told you
so. You always would let it stand out-a-
doors p
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p what fine head your boy has,
said an admiriug friend. 'Yes,' said the
fond father; she's chip of the old block
amt you, sonny? Il guess SO, daddy,
cause, teacher said yesterday was young
blockhead.'
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-04-05
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
YORK DISTRICT.


Melton g. Melton vs. Jefferson C. Payne.-ATTAcHMENT
WHEREAS the Plaintiffs have, this day, filed their
docorotion aranst the Defendant, who, as 1t Is SAID
absent from and without the limits of this State and mas
neither wife nor attorney known within the same upon
rbom conv of the said declaration might be served
therefore ordered that the said Defendant DO appear
and plead to the said declaration, on or before the yin
dav of March which will be in the year OF our Lord one
bopsand eight hundred and sxtyone otherwise fna ana
bote Judgment will then be given and awarded against
him. D. Z. ioonE' S' - V;