The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1860-05-31

he should permit elections, &c, being
held in it, that the Supt. might occupy
The said room was the southeast room in
the basement stony, with all manner Of
rubbish piled in the passage and scarcely
accessible; aud furnished with no con
venienceS whatever.
The Judge never could deny any.
thing, neither would he grant anything;
but would eternally keep putting off
He would net furnish scrap of paper or
any thing, although frequently asked to
do so. His reply never would be direct,
and he would change the subject of con.
versation or commence talking to some
one else. Finally after waiting and being
put off time after time, the Supt was
offered room in the School House
which he accepted and put a notice in
the paper to that effect. As soon as the
notice came out the Judge tells him that
"the room in the Court House is now
ready" Even blank certificates could
not be had, the Judge partially consent
cd to have them printed but dropped the
subject, as usual, without Offering to is
sue an order to that effect The fact of
the whole matter is, the Judge has rode
into Office on more pledges to his polite
| al parasites than he can redeem and
would like to induce the Supt. to resign
The Superintendent is Republican and
don't treat the Judge to any brandy
slings aud gin coctails, there is the rub
A SUBSCRIBER.
nA- The New York San, Gndepend,
ent Democrat, politically recognizing
the quality and fitness of Mr.. Lincoln,
whose nomination it admits is a strong
one, says:
Mr.. Lincoln is peculiarly self made,
l-educated man, and is, i'll all respects,
a sterling representative Of the $50
ahead American character That he
would, if elected, make a good Pr resident
we do not entertain doubt His chan
ces of an election are certainly good, un-
les the Democrats show more wisdom at
Baltimore than they did at Charleston
The people are tired O. being ruled by
professional politicsanS, and they would
rather vote for mon like Mr. Lincoln,
who holds, in measure, an independent
position, than for an old party leader, who
has friends to reward and enemies to
punish.
sss- \ Connecticut editor says that in
the whole course of political life, "his
mouth nevor uttered lie The gentle
man probably speaks through his nose.
HINTS TO YOUNG LADIES. -DoD't sit
down to your crotchet work or embrol-
! derry unless you have first mended that
hole in your stocking. Nou crowding
it under the heel of your shoe-rags, like
murder, will out and they speak with
terribly loud voices and at ineonvenient
! seasons, sometimes.
poetry when you feel a little disposed to
ward enthusiasm. Go and do kind
, action, or speak an encouraging word TO
somebody, if the feeling must have vent.
Depend upon it, you'll be better satisfied
afterward
Don't pretend 10 be angry because
gentlemen have the audacity to look at
you, when you promenade Broadway in
your best bonnet What do You 90
there for, if not to be seen? The more
you affect indignation, the more the Of
Tending wrctchcs won't believe it.
Don't pay thirty Or forty dollars for
the aforesaid bonnet, then complain that
Pa is in such narrow circumstances
you cant afford to give twenty five cents
in charity.
Don't cat blue and yellow candies the
whole time. like a mouse nibbling at
pine apple cheese, and then lament be,
cause you hay ent any appetite for din
ner.
Don't keep gentleman waiting half
an hour when he calls, while you put on
lace and ribbons, aud arrange curls he
isn't a fool, whatever you think on the
subject, and will probably form his own
ideas upon your original appearance,
Don't run and hide, like frightened
rabbit, when gentleman puts his head
into the room whore YOU are sweeping or
busting. If there's anything to be asham-
ed of in the business, why do you do it ?
Don't proclaim to the world that you
cant exist without six Paris bonnets in
year, and that life would be burden
without an opera box and diamonds, and
then wonder that young men " sheer off.
And above all, when some one does