Litchfield enquirer., 1860-10-18
Whole No. 1S46.
Darieties.

ion you can't do it; if you go q, so "i BaIlv- hack, you can't do it. Thare's that are flsr wavin' up thar, called the Star spanrIed Banner how ye' agoin to divide that | go- in to give the stars to the Norf and tbs stripes to the Souf? No-sir-ree :: the thine can't be did (Cheers) And there's that good old toon the bans playing out thar. called Yankee Doodle how are ye goiT to divide that, hcYf Are ye a goiT to give the Yankee to the Norf and the Doodle to the Souf? I say boldly, 1t can't be did. Cheers And tlare's that stream of wa ter running down thar, called the Father of Waters how are you agon to divide that? Ar you goin' to dam it up with Mason's and Dixon's line? say you can't do that thing !--Wcll you can't. (Cheers.) And there's the railroad layin' out thar how are ye goi1 to divide that, eh Are ye a gon' to tie it up with Mason and Dixon's line /? Yew can't dot. (Cheers) And thare's all the fast hosses Q standin' 'roand here how are you goin' to divide them old hosses! Are ye goin' to run lem Norf and run lem Souf, and run lem East, and run lem West :? (Checrs.) And thar's all the handsum wimmin 'round here ;-- how are you goin' to divide them Are ye goin' to give tho old ones to the North, and the young ones to the South Wal, ye can't do it, if ye go to Ballyhack. Ye can't do it. (Immense cheering.) And there's all the feathered tribe and other birds fyin' round here, and the chickens, and egg-nests how ar ye agoin' to divide them, hey? (Trcmendous cheering.)
 Knickerbocter. TIE QUAKER LADIES OF MArNE.-The Quaker young ladies in the Maine Law State it is said, still continue to kiss the lips of the young men, to sec if they have been tamper- ing with liquor Just imagine e beautiful young girl approaching you, young temper ance man, with all the dignity of an execu- tive officer, and the innocence of dove, with the charge :--
 "Mr. - the ladies believe you are in the habit of tampering with liquor, and they have appointed me to examine you according to our established rules. Are you willing p You nod acquescence. She gently steps up to you, lays her soft white arm about your neck, dashes back her raven curls, raises her sylph-like form upon her tip-toes, her round, snowy, heaving bosom against your own, and with her angelic features lit up with smile as sweet as heaven places her rich. rosy, pouty, sugar, molasses, candy grape, snow drop, butter, eggs, strawberry, plum, honey suckle, lily, babyjumper, rosebud, brown bread, slap.j jacks. cream, apple-pie, peach pudding. gingerbread, milky, nectar lips against yours and--(Oh Jerusalem hold us ]! busses you, cracky! Hurrah for the girls and the Maine Law, and death to all opposition.
 NEWSPAPER PArRoNs.--There is sound sense in the eccentric Parson Brownlow, af- ter all. For instance, writing in a recent number of his paper as to newspaper pat ronage, he says: "'rhere is no interest on the face of this green earth that is expected to give as much to society, without pay or thanks, as the newspaper press of this coun- try. The little-souled man, who inserts in your columns fifteen shilling advertise ment, expects you to write him at least five dollars worth of editorial notices. And the obscure, niggardly man you have written in- to position of importance far beyond his merits, considers that his name adorns your columns, and gives circulation to your jour- nal."
 19- The best fencer ip Paris is q beauti. full young lady of Polish origin, Male Lin owska. At soiree of the house of an aris- tocratic widow in the Faubourg St. Honora, who it appears, is fond of fencing, and has an apartment in her house devoted to that sort of exercise, the evening closed with 6 grand assault at arms. Dressed in the handsome costume of her country, Mile Linowska held her sword with so much grace and precision that no gentleman pres- ent was able to touch her.
 A young man becoming engaged, was de- sirous of presenting his intended with ring, appropriately inscribed; but b,ing at c loss what to have engraved on it, called upon his father for advice. "WeIl," said the old man, "put on, When this you see, remem- Der mel" The young lady was ruch sur> prised, a few days after, at receiving beau- tiful ring, with this inscription: "Whcn this you see, remember fatherr'
 To the east of Jordan there are whole cities beautifully built, and adorned with all the beauties of Grecian and Roman art, still standing in desolate majesty, with no inhabtant but the wolf and the hyena"
 Let youth who stands at the bar with g glass of liquor in his hand, consider which he had better throw away-the liquor or himself
 They are strongest, who know their weak ness they are humblest who know their guilt they are safest who know their dan. ger; they are wiscst, who know their igno- rance.
 The Hartford Times says that next to twenty-four grains there is nothing like mean mans pocket to make penny-wait.
 A horse-thief in Western Virginia was taken out of his house, on stormy night last week, and tarred and feathered. The punishment may have been just enough b, but it is not right to pitch man out in the dark
 Why are fashionably dressed ladies like bushes on the wayside in rural districtI Because they skirt the streets.
 The latest novelty down East is Hee- nan Butter" SO called on account of it's strength. Up here they have "Sayers Cheese" which combines mits-ty strength, toughness and activity.
 How lonesome the freside where there is m paner Ask the man vho has a family