The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1860-04-12

ARIETS.

He that has much and wants : poor; he vino
has little and wants more i rich
S1me hearts, like primroses, open most beautifully
in the shadow OF life.
II folly we're 4 physical pain, what n moaning and
grCauing world this would be-
We suppose that a man. vino speaks, may be
said always TO keep his lrOTi.
He that shortens the eroad to knowledge Iengthens
life.
\ New York paper speaks Of an individual with
aauine found in tbe possession Of pocket book
supposed to belong TO him. His and his
pocket book were both hO0t-ed.
SefIove in spite Of all thar has been said against
IT, performs divers necessary Offices in the drama of
life and. Ike friction IN mechanics, Is not without its
eUmpeusatiOns o. good
II i beautiful custom in some Oriental lands to
leave untouched the dates that shaken from the
trees ~ the wind; these being regarded sacred
Jhe poor and the stranger
II the rreIt Ulrvey WhJ discovered the circulation
Of blood. had differed from all the physicians
Of his day. all the physicians of the present day
Wtuid not have agreed with him
bachelor friend Of ours left n boarding house in
which there WIS a number of old maids on account
- 'the miserable faiT set before him at the table.
Why are young ladies' at the breaking up of a par
ty Ike arrows: Because they can't go of without
bsru and all are in guirer Till they get one. (
CHANCE or NiHE-Since the Diamond Wedding.
It been proposed that application be made TO
the High Court Of Love to have the name OF Cupid
changed TO Cuptdity-
BE not too difiIent in Jour choice of vocation; IT
right that a man should devote himself to the
very highest pursuits III which he has any chance OF
szce.i.uy-
The mind Of a man Of genius is focus which con-
cantrates into one burning beam the languid lights
aud are, Of ten thousand surrounding minds
II \ miscrelnt sets a stain upon your character,
you wash away with MS blood; the foul fluid
would pollute rather than purify
Cleveland drummer mas challenged n Dayton
drummer 70 a trial Of kill II i 10 be hoped that
neither of them Will beat the other
The Uy1vErs4L P4ssIoy.-A foreigner, who had
ulIxel alueag many nations was ask=i II he had Ob-
served any particular quality ia cur species that
might be considered uniye ersa- tie replied, Me tnk
dat all love lazy-
The Boston HerGid tells a story Of child which
narrowly escaped death. IN consequence OF having
the blood sucked from it, nostr's By cat The Pill
Ow and bel on which the child lay asleep were sat
E-lreI with blood Ihls Is termed fe.lineous as
sluIt
VERY -CrrE-when the FIoreHtnes were nj war
with Pl-a thes we're in a financial difficulty, and n
CITIZEN praro-eI a. a means OF Obtaining money,
that. whereas the FIoreutiues had hitherto levied
custom u NJ eIch of the eleven gates Of their city,
they should make eleven other gae- and thus double
their receipfs.--NofsS and QHsriss
\ methodist minister. during bis prayer, prelimin-
sry d, preaching. while fulI oi ZEAL used the follow
in- expressiou 20. Lord We pray thee TO currail
the devils power IN this place - An old negro, who
W. aIS ways ready tor response ieaped upon MS ieet
arI excl lrlueJ g Amen dat right, Lord cut de
tau smack arf sHOOre Ctf
Spe.kiuz Of the sex Of eggs n correspondent Of
an English paper afhrms that he learned whilst IN
France among the beet poultry breeders, that the
bong narrow e.g- were male eggs or those that
wogd produce male chickens II hatched out, and that
the round dumpy ones would produce henchckens-
FxpEEIEyCE.-There i = p city German story Of a
blind man, who. even under q misfortune. WIS hap
py-haPgy IN a wife he pa--iCuatey loved; her voice
vs. and low aud h.. gave her crelIt for that
beauty which chad ne been prIu;eT) was the OBJECT
ot Biz idollrry. physician came, aud, curing the
dI-else, restored the husband sight, which he .
chiefly valued n IL woui enable him to gaze on the
lovely FIXTURES 90 his wife lie looks, and sees face
b. locus ia usuess He Is restored to sight, bat his
htpp-ne-s - over. l. this our history Our
cruel physician Is Experience '
Wrr-LiyGs.-A broken engagement may lie termed
u,i-sieslrious dlspeuss.tiou-
u i feared thar At the presentItion dinner given
3! the New York Chess Clubs 20 Paul M0rphy, I
drtEgits vii have more y0tarieS than chess.
lHlsIal Oat-done According TO the TaImud one
p1rty 0f Robins aiIoweI divorces. when a woman
alt only been 30 unfortunate a. all her nus {
The success of authorship i entirely dependent {
upla the qulntity OF sales
What society after all. but mixture of histories
AMI mss cries
There Is an old bachelor in New York, so confirmed
mat he wont read the news because 80 much -
"a s1d about Infantry. Pity his father had not been
Ike him c
GeHelIogis's agree that skipper are directly
lescsndsd from Ham.
One Of the bacheI brotherhood eonfes-es to have
1een "couhruel'' By a bench Of ''bistOPs, IN full
-ess, IN a church up town. So much hustle, ne
1ys, was very confusing. and amid the eI-sighi-
'n' he fcrk tha =