The Burlington weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington [Iowa]) 1860-1876, 1860-09-29

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~ Pli9es ghea Gped tasedi - y NillingteEy
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~ 70 >. = : 1 40 rs4d ~ rsi.ss q w.l..
He seaahe - Ksiaal VI he Seventy Tuss
Regimsht, Her MaBessys sroopa told him
hoped she Gsveny Onestsr1 was Ii good health
and was passin By when be ceased hold Of No
agin, and ~ hi toAe 81 fndls NJ Giiffis
what 1nlpo sble !! h kannot NJ Blarst
ny hise. sifsi dfd undetstanf III st6 ~ that W
vas, r.. .s:oo.lIy goin hte W n W Royal
s'Thats ~h.ts ths matter VIII ne. 4 replied
But blAfst my hize, 81, ~ onpfesedented. IL
orfnl, sir. N6lhik Hike II bain't Happened
sins the Gun Powder Plot ofGuy Forks. OWda-,
sha. nan whe aiFyosfra s1aa
.'Sir,S sasI drauin IpJpslf up 4 putin On q
defiant Al. slme AiANeEy0aQ dtterzen. ~
name u Ward; Inca husband 4 the father Of
twins, which lime happy TO state they look like
me. By paEfsdhtn Ins aexhibitef'o t tax wurks
Il sichp sysssf4.sv 4afs45s5 ssagM sA4 aT
st;ood GoaT yelled ths kurnal, fs.ths iaee Of
. exhibitor Of. uan fegera goin into Ahepresents
Of Royalty! Tia british Lion insy veil roar
with rage 1t The thawtlnss VIII hi 4g0sl
Ser /, spcakin f.thsi British Lion, KuTnal Ide
like to make bargain With ron fur that beast
fur few weeks y add to my show. ! didn't
meen pothin BY this ~, only gettin OFF
COAX, but you orter to hev seen the old Kurnal
Jump Up 4 howl Il a. Hc !actooally Toned a' the
s.This car'tbe reai, : he shoxtid. mo, no.
It'aa horsid dream,' Sir, you air not human
bein'- yQb bev no existcnts Myth !1ii.l
'.Wasl,ys sex I, .sold boss, yuae find me = RUTH
eronkomtortable Myth IF yos punch my inrasds
IN that way agin." began 70 get = little rled.
fur.when be called me y Myth he paneht me pur-
tyhard The KurpaBnOw commenssshowti fl't
the Seventy 0peitess. Il 4 A fust thawt Ide stay
and becum : Master - British Outraje,- - sich
course mite Git ny name up y BE- . good 3D.
vertisemept for my show, hut i occurred to me
that ifanY Of the Seventy Onesters should hapi
pen soinsest 4 barronet into my stumnick, i
mite be onpleasant, 4 was on, the pint Of runs
ming orr, Nhen the Prince hisself cum up and
axcd me what the matter vas Ser i, ALBERT
Edard, 70 that you n & he smilt & sed il vass--
Ser /, albert Edard, hears my keeTd. / cum
70 pay my respecks to the futer King Of Ing
land. The Kurnal Of the Seventy Onesters bear
is ruther smawl pertaters, but course you amt
toblame fur that He puts on - many airs -
tho be war the Bully Boy With the glass eye.p i
Never mind, = sez Albert Edward, slime glad
tn see yu, Mister Ward, at al events b he. TUX
my hand 90 plesunt like, 4 larfed 20 sweet that
/ fell in love with him to onct. He handid me
a segar 4 We got down on The. Pixarro & COM
nenst smokin rite cheerful ega. ys8s i,5E f4ts
~ HWall," seq !, "Albert Edard, show's the Old
folkssn $3.50 ,4e N, sfte.f af er. 5..s
:i"Her Majesty & The Prince are WE'LL hc sed.
"Duz the old man take his Lager Beer regu-
lar ?" / inquired. snes5sl7 JILL ~ 4
The Prince larfed 4 intermatid that the old
man didn't let many kegs Of that beyeridge sple
in the sellar in the coarse Of ycre We sots& i
tawked there sum time about matters \ things,
l. bimeby axed him how he liked bein' Prince,
asfur as heed got II s4 s ts s,
,'....To, speak plain, Mister Ward, he sed, x
don't much like it, I'm sick Of all this bowm y
scrapin l. cravlin 4 hurrain over q boy like me.
l wood rather 60 threw the country quietly 4
enjoy myself in my own way, with the other boys,
and not to be made show 70 be garped at BY es-
erybody. When the peple cheer me | feel pleas
ed, fur know they meen it, but if these one-hoss
ofishuls Good know how ! see threw all their
moves understandin exackly what they air at
ter, & knowed how larfed at EN- in private,
thayd stop kisin my hands 4 iawnin over me g
they now do. But you know Mr.. Ward cant
help bein Prince, l. i must do ill I kin TO At
myself fur the perfesLun must sumtimei ock-
epy." 81 ins
That's troo," seq /, sickness and the doctors
will carry the Queen orr one Of these dase, sures
yer born"
The time heven arove fur me to take my de-
parter rose up and scd, "Albert Edard, must
60, but previs to dom SO will obsarve that you
SCOT me. Yure good fellar Albert Edward, 4
tho line agin Princes as a gineral thing, must
say like the cut of Yure Glib. When yoq GIT 70
be King try and be as good q man as yure muth
er has bin. Be Just and be Jenerus, espeshully
to showmen, who hev alters bin aboozed sins the
days Of Noah, who was the fust man to 60 into
the Menagery bizness, & eff the daily papers ofhis
time air to be bleeved, Noah's colleckshun Of
Twin wild beests beet ennything ever seen sins,
tho ! make bold to dowt ef his snniks was ahead
Of mine. Albert Edward, adoo |" TUX his
hand which he shook warmly, and given him .
perpetooal free pars to my show, g. also parses
to take home for the Queen Il Old Albert, put
ON my hat l. walkt away. t4.f35e ..J a.
! Mrs. Ward" l solilerquized, as ! walked
along, Mrs. Ward. Of you could see your hus-
band now, jest as he prowdly emeUis from the
presents Of the future King OF Ingland, you'd be
sorry you called him Reest, jest becawz he cum
home tired mite and wanted to 60 to bed with
out taking orfhis boots. You'd be sorry for try.
in to deprive your husband Of the priceless Boon
of liberty, Betsey Jane !" A. WARD.
How to avoid drowning-Always keep your
head above water. si.l t'ss sfa4si Il