The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1860-02-02
News Items.

Lie,blg-
Vice is the saucer of the cup of sor
row.
Danger should be feared when distan
and braved when present.
DO YOU understand figures, boy?'
"Oh yes, am always cutting fine one. >
The man who lacks charitable heart
lacks pure ard holy mind.
No men are 50 deep but shallow places
may be found in them
We have heard ii said, that still water
ruas deep. but the DIS in the bot
tom.
Society seldom ever forgives those
who have discovered the emptiness of its
pleasures.
Love Is plant which may bud in this
life. but open and bloom, and flourish in
another.
Mrs Lucy Hill complains in an Ar
kansas paper that her nephew has trampled
upon her rights and feelings. The grace
What is the difference between a
butcher and young lady? The former
kills 10 dress, while the latter dresses TO
kill
"A histrionic party. who has heard a
good deal about the 'Theater of War; sug
gests that The back seats must be desira-
BE.
We hear great deal about Great Brit
aims poor laws. But we fear that there
are great many laws quite as poor in our
own country.
One would think that the mosquito
means to be scrupulously honest insect
he always gives a song for his supper.
Il though, you told me Doctor, that
Smiths fever had gone off % oh, yes,
but ii and Smith went together
"A Mr. Lyon declined fighting duel
anu was called dog for it. 'Ah, you may
call me dog, but a I've dog is better than
dead Lyon
1t is said that the Yankee, who was at
the point of death, Whitfield It of with his
jack-knifs and got well
Don't Judge moral character by the
lace The frog is more innocent than many
IN animal that has much handsomer phys
iognomy.
Tom and Joe were talking over their
travels. when Tom asked his Chum. Were
YOU ever in Greece No. replied Joe !;
but l once fell into laundering big tub of
soap
Bubbles of the California Golden
Era, tells You how 10 preserve your hair :
II single remain so; ii married, do all
your kissing at home
A few years ago. the ladies' wore
kind of a bonnet called kiss meif-you-
dare The present style of bonnet might
be called with equal propriety' kiss meif
YOU want.to.'
less young rascal shouldn't be allowed to
trampe upon his aunt Hill.
"A gentleman killed himself in Florida,
last week. for the love of Miss Built
The poor fellow couldn't live with bullet
in his heart, it appears.
"A woman in Florida named Cross,
lately gave birth to an infant son which
weighed only one pound. That Cross
wasn't hard TO bear.
The common opinion is that we should
take good care of children at all seasons of
the year. bat it is well enough, in the win
ter, TO let them slide.
"A writer in Virginia paper devotes
three columns TO describe the Great Blue
Ridge Tunnel. We hardly know which is
the greatest lore, the tunnel or the des-
criPlion OF 1t.
w. III. Hooe. a postmaster in Virgin
in, publishes that two hundred dollars of
the public funds are missing from his Of
flee. and asks who's got the money? Pos
sibly echo may answer--Whooe.
The editor of an Indiana paper says,
more ylllainy on foot We suppose the
editor has lost his horse.
"A Yankee in Vermont has such a re-
markedly hard name. that he spoils gross
of steel pens in signing one check.
Patrick O'Flaherty said that his wife
was very ungraeful. when married her
she hadn't rag to her back, and now she's
coyered with them.
I'VE were considerably amused by an
account that we lately saw of remarEa-
bic duel There we're six men upon the
ground and six misses.
Il am glad this coffee don't owe me
anvthine said financier, at breakfast; for
if il did, | don'l believe it would settle, I'm
I'll / would egg it anyhow.
"A Pittsburgh paper says, in All obit-
uarysnotice of an old lady, that she bore
Ter; husband twenty children and never
gave him a cross word She must have
obeycd the good old plecept--bear and for
bear.
W hear bu little about the WEIGH
people; yet many New England families are
desaerded from the WEIGH and many prom
;nent Americans are of WEIGH origin. No