The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1860-11-22
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man in the finest suit of clothes is often u shah
bier fellow than another dressed n rags.
We may owe it to cur enemies to forgive; we owe it
70 ourselves not TO forget
Many a sweet fashioned mouth has been disigured
and made hideOus by the fiery tongue within il.
benevolent physician considers the poor his best
patients, for God Il the paymaster.
Always be quite careful, in your business trans
actions, Of taking credit as OF giving il.
He should be considered best friend who is the
most ready to tell W Of our in a friendly way
Proud men have frienis-neither in pros
perty. because they know nO5ody; nor in alversity
because then nobody knows them
The peevish, the niggard the dissatisfied the pas
sionate, the suspicious, and those who live upon
others means-are forever unhappy.
The most remarkable record is that Of the
Yankee sOapmau. who, in violent storm sea,
saved himself from death BY taking cake of his own
soap, and washing himself ashore.
Flattering and sanderOus ftvOrites the bsne of
princes; by hearing their Words they advance their
enemies, and fersecute their friends.-ScOtt.
Most evidently all claims to pleuary power in the
ministers officers OF the Christian church,
tally and radically unscrptural and mpious.''
Bad Luck is simply n with his hands in
his breeches pockets and his pipe IN his mouth, look
iug see how it will come Good Luck Is a
Of pluck to meet difficulties, his sleeves rolled
up, working 10 make II come right
"SIy hair is eighteen years older than my whis-
kers.' said lawyer, land cannot understand why
my whiskers should turn gray first -
Because you have worked much more with
your jaws than Jour brains" replied Brown.
At fashionable city party, at which low necked
dresses prominent feature, Miss B ad-
dressed her country cousin:
- Cousin Sam, did you ever see such glorious
sight beore2''
Never since l was 0eaued,'' said Sam, blushing.
DYsPEPsI, BRxAD-Take three quarts OF unbolted
vheat-meal; quart Of soft warm water; gill
Of fresh yeast one gill of molasses and one teaspoon
full Of saleratus- This will make two lOaves. and
should remain IN the oven, at least two hours IL
will need from eight 20 twelve hours in which to rise
Nr. TheophiIus PoPp. Of PoppviIle in Popp county,
hncying himself to be very popular with his lady
love. popped the question 10 her under the poplar
tree, when she referred him TO her poppy whO when
asked for his consent labOring under The influence Of
ginger pop. popped him out of the door, to the tune
of"Pop goes the weasel"
CHEAP EFFEcrUAL REMEDY FOR RoAcHEs.-
friend furnishes the following simple recipe for the
expulsion Of these household nuisances lake pull
verizel tOrax (which be hai any drug store,)
and scatter il wherever any Of them may be Ii
perfectly innoxiOus TO anything but them; but so
their dislike II that they will forthwith
vacae the premises In disgust
Never be hasty in creditng disparaging reports Of
cid friends The man who Is eager IN circulating
rum0rs which have tendency to breed ill-feeling j
among neighbors, AMI work estrangement among /
those who terms of friendship, is not to be /
trusted. The tale-bearer has been object Of con-
tempt from the earliest ages to the present time
The following Is n verbatim copy of a letter re-
Gently received by solicitor in the county of Water
hrd Ireland, from his clerk in another part Of the
slme county:
Sir: lam rery happy to inform you that ttrO mrr-
seT5us assaults committed this tOTH yCsfsT
day srsTiHg, and that your attendance will he re-
CURED here the petty sessions to defend the parties
n both cases.
TAKE TIxE To SLEEP.-Those who think the most.
who do the brain-wCrk require must sleep The time
sayed from sleep Is always destructive TO mind, body
aCi estate Give yourself, your children, your ser
vants-give all that under you the fullest amount
Of sleep they will take, by compelling them to go to
bel some regular hour, and to arise in the MORN
ing the moment they awake; and within fortnight,
nature with almost the regularity of the rising sun,
will uDIOose the bonds of sleep the moment enough
repo-e been secured FOR the wants Of the system
When this habit has become established, persons will
20 sleep almost instantly upon going to bed, and
that restlessness, which IS 50 annoying to
some people will be entirely avoided