The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1860-07-05
VARIETY.

The is always life for a living one.
When God wills, all winds bring rain.
Much corn lies under the straw that is not seen.
Let not him who has n mouth ask another blow
Words the FOOLS counters, but the wise man:
money
pieasures since few great let long leases
Ts only the knife that knows what is IN the heart
OF the yam.
The cock wears spurs, yet is no horseman for all
that.
Where are you going bad Fortune! To the house
Of universal genius
God gives every bird its food, but does not throw
II into the nest.
They said to the camel-bird (that is the ostricb)
"carry,'' ii answered, IS cannot for bird
They said, Hy,'' II answered, 81 cannot, Tor am
camel"
South Carolina seems terribly agitated upon
the subject Of dsuuon. The whole State is lively
Old cheese
Mr. Holt is Iessening mail facilities in all direc-
tons He is the greatest maiI-contractor in the
country.
The mischievous uinking Of beautiful coouette
from under n smart hood, Prentice thinks, is pleas
ant kind of hood-winking.
Tranquil pleasures last the longest We not
fitted TO bear long the burden Of great joys
The wasp attacks the ripest fruit first; will SLAM
ier attempt wound the most honest fame.
7 ..My DEAR said husband after matrimonial
fare up you will never be permitted to enter
heaven.'' '.Why nOt;" because you ii be wanted
below $ q tormenror.'
What is the difference between auction and
sickness. One the sale Of efects-the other the
Effects of a slil-
CooL-we fnf in the Buffalo Republic some let
tiers addressed Clerk Of the Weather by of
his suffering subjects As the s'ii Clerk happens to
be- ir town. to-day, give our readers the benefit
e such portions of his correspondence as we think
RssuA be likely to move him TO % coming
" ssn N sse thermometer line:
-SIseH;-Oh Wy Dear Sir. Oh do, don't
=. = R-nitt->- mink OF my bonnet which wore
Pria,'ns 15I - yesterday. the suPerstructure Of
~ As.--s.r@f5gether with gum, melting down over
at az and face, and running down the back OF my
Rsck What sight was TO he seen. when l g
home Husband had TO comb that new bonnet out Of
NY hair wirh a fork. and righteously believe that
he extracted as much hair as ne did bonnet fiesse
don't; and when a lady tells you TO don't, you IL
CLinE. ESQ. 60 it, Old Scorcher. You the
he fellow after all 'Spose you don't contemplate
hing gooi on earth. Preparing for things TO
Eh ! On go it. If you can stand IT. can.
ass St vo,, haze the most experience | write this
- leckerchief and stockings on the refTgerator'
Indignantly yours, PURsr.
r rEr-SiT:-Blaze away. have you on the
his 1as Been in the well since O'Clock Wen
81 Etsdeep; reading kane's Arctic E1peahion;
ssu, corting orders, has thrown cuoic ioot oi
iss d 70 powder down on me every hall nour-
fsf ,,ion Of n snow storm, only he left a large
e-l.s the last batch, that has dislocated my knee
Pc 2 lis forty feet deep I'm sll covered with
- --e from sitting IN the Ducket 80 IO"e-
ga ttr II tiIl sundown when John has orders 10
ss1r.=-. 1e In the mean time l defy you, ana
isyt, - r =. :, g., MERRIAM
'iJ-s \ he be.t plnns for keeping cool during the
asu err il 10 have the neghbor's boys take
.-fns "a "a ue over you with the garden hose Inc
~ cue thrust down the back OF the nee with
--Gbsd yater on, is quite refreshing piece
sut5s n OF the tEpwsers. aided TO the ar
.iH r-r- freshing" In c. *
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