, 1860-09-07

Cross in one hand and bundle of shamrocks in
tother, blessin' Ireland an the Irish, an excom-
municating all the inmes Of the Pope an Church
Of st. Peter. Well, you see, he took the hint
an Oft comes the coat quicker nor you could cut
the sine Of the Cross on yourself an John Mitchell,
the Irish PaytriOt, says that this was the iurst
time that any of the Napoleon family had the
fear Of God or the Pope before their eyes, an all
on account Of Paddy McGowan's military coat.
Well, you see McMahon took the coat home an
put it on at grand ball, where the English Am.
bassador was. The Ambassador asked McMahon
where he got that fine coat "From Ireland, TO
be shure," says the Duck "An' who made it
there 2" says the Ambassador. "Paddy Mellow
an, the merchant taylor Of Cork" says McAlahOn,
as stiff as buckram, because you see McGowans
reputation wint to France when the coat did.
WE'LL you see that mite the English Ambassador
telegraphed to England all about the coat, an
shure anuf a warrant for trayson was out agin
Paddy McGowan, an sint to the Mayor Of Lin.
erick for his arrest But the Mayor towld the
Lady Mayor, and the Lady Mayor tOwld Mistress
McGowan, (bccause wimmen can't kape sacret)
and Mistress McGowan tOwld Paddy, and Paddy
took the cannall boat for Ameriky, an that is
the last we've liver herd from him since, an Mis-
treSs McGowan wud jiSt like to know If the
military taylor gintleman Of Stilycum isn't sum
blood relation Of Paddy McGOwan, late merchant
taylor from Cork. Now about the bachelors
notice that seen IN your paper. But shure the
names Of thin bachelors are very drO to the
people here. Thtr. is 10 Waldrums here, nor,
if you turne the County Of Cork upside down,
could you find Ford, Tucker or Shorcy, but
there is McCalls here, plenty Of them, God knows,
an as they are Of the Ould Stock Misthcr Editor,
deer nows It's pity to lave thin without part
ners, the more SO when there is so many fine fat
bouncing countrywimmen Of theirs hoer, that
wud lave the deer ould country in jlty il the
darlints gets any daysint offers Of marriage, you
see Now then Barney Brady says that Misther
Mccall that sined the bachelor notice for wife
is rayl Merican officer, wild too goold appelits
on his shoulders as big as too tay sawsers. o
then shure what pity it is that this fine gintle-
man don't know my cousin Margaret 0'TOOl (ior
you see tisn't for meself TN spayking, Misther
Editor,) Well Miss Margaret O'Tool is as purity
an daysint farmers dawter as iver trod on q
darcy, an III give you description Of her. But
tis few could paint the lik,s of her, but I'll do It
in the best way can. She's not tall, nor she's
not small, nor too slend r, nor too TT, wild too
checks like rayl born't roSys, and too eyes
phew! begonnies, they're too much for my lar
min. Well, let me see, they're the color Of that
dark stripe Of sky f,rnint the door yonder, and
as bright as the sword that the Mayor and the
Lady Mayor Of Limerick sint to McMahon, and
wud find their way 10 your heart. Misther Ed
itOr, jiSt as soon, only more tinderly There,
now, Misler Editor, that's all tn say about Miss
OroOl this tmr, till hear from the giutlcman
himself I've got a darlnt beauty 70 another
gintleman but must get rid Of Miss 0'rool tirst.
The bachelors will plasc address 10 me, Mistress
Nora McCarty, Number 20 St Patrick street,
Cork, Ireland.