Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1860-09-24
DIRNT ALE lHa.
when men drop dead, who picks Il q

when men drop dead, who picks IL up
The zenith and nadir of woman's love
the latest style of bonnet and a new gaiter.
Every fish must be a successful free
lover, for II finds so many a-fn-ities.
1t man were blown from house top
by gale, would he regard il as q wind-fall2
Those who go to sea are certain to have
salt-rheum.
Can any one inform us of the rate Of the
"rent the envious Casca nader
--Banqueting on Attic salt--eatiug cod
fish in a garnet.
.--The'ehap who looked his destiny in the
face, was put out Of countensnce.
The frstperson who ever entered largely
into the salt business must have been Lots
wife.
Why should egotists be regarded super
stitiously2 Because they are possessed of
the evil eye a.
Every prohigate youth must have the
satisfaction, on his death-bed, of having led
well-speut life.
The charity that begins at home is of a
very domestic character: it rarely goes out
visiting. ..
AT most hotels, the term-waiters-
should be transferred from table-servants to
the guests on whom they attend.
The poetic youth, who stole 10y from
fate, has been arrested for robbing anger of
her frown.
Whatever opinion may be held of the
efficacy of a stitch in time" it is vastly
preferable to o stitch in the side.
The last and most unwelcome planet
children see while in their mothers arms
Wean-us.
"A debt that few persons, however pune
tual or honorable, are inclined to pay-the
| debt of Nature.
If only the good that men do is remem-
bered after death, it is no wonder most of the
race is so soon forgotten.
Every author of book of travels, how.
| ever excellent his work, only proves himself
| O journey-man at his trade.
-Shakspeares consolation for injured
| husbands:
No staff SO reverend as one tipp'd with horn.
The man who heaved sigh became SC
| fatigued by the effort that he has gone into
the lighter business of weighing publit
| opinion.
"A mans reputation often depends OF
| the place where he falls asleep. If in a drink
ing saloon, he is thought drunkard; if in
church, he is regarded as a model of piety.
One, James Day was arrested recent,
for following and insulting young womal
in Central-avenue. He must be the famou
Day after the fair.
The half-famished victim of cheal
clearinghouse, when presented with hi
bill, refused TO settle until his coffee showed
the example.
We are not excessively fond of Eimrod
can sports, but we would vastly prefer hunt
ing wild boars abroad to be hunted by tam
ones at home.
The cheapest, but not the most pleasan
astronomy, is a blow on the head with a clut
A watchmans mace has revealed more star
than Lord Ross's telescope.
--Women's hearts, like many of the West
ern banks, benefit their owners by breaking
the fracture in both instances, taking plac
when the most can be made by it.
Extraordinary agriculture-the man VIII
planted dagger in his enemys breast raise
a crop Of hemp that elevated him in tn
world.
"A discontented husband says he alway
tries to regard his wife as an angel on eaFtl
in the hope that she may speedily becom
one in Heaven.
] TO soy the voice of the people is the voic
of God is to cast q foul stigma upon the wi;
dom and goodness OF Providence. If th
voice ofthe people is any thing, it is tn
voice of what is called, for lack Of bette
term, the Devil.
"A man who married poor housewife
that never made him drinkable cup
Souchong or Hyson, differs with Shakspear
He thinks "Hamlet," instead of talking abol
frail-ty, should have said "Weak tea, thy nan
is woman"