The Lansing state Republican. [volume] (Lansing, Mich.) 1855-1874, 1860-12-05
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sed. Sir, that they was sealed. He
spoke IN traggcrdy voice.
will they probly continue on in that
s'ile to any crate extent, SIR" axed.
Sir" sed he turning as red as a billed
beet, don't you know ,ha, the rules of our
Church is that |, the Profit. may hev as
meny wives as l wants .''
I Jes So" sed You are an old pie.
ain. YOU ?"
Them as is Sealed TO me-that is to
say, 10 be mine when | wants um-air at
present my sperre;uoul WIVES" said Mister
lung.
Long may they wave ~ sez |, seem
shood CIT into scrsre ef dident look
out
! la privit conversashun with Brigham
| learnt the follering fax Ii takes him
sx weeks to kiss his wives. He don't do
1t only onct yere ~ SCI 1t is wuss nor
cleanin house. He don't pretend To know
his children, thare is 81 many Of um, tho
they all know him. lie seq about every
child he meats calls him Par, 8 he takes
/ II toT grantid 1t is SO His wives air very
expensiv. They alters want su,hin X eff he
don't buy it for um they set the house in
an uproar lie sez he don have a miuits
peace. lils wives tite anung themselves
so much that he has bilt a itin room for
tharc speshul beneht X when too oi um get
| INTO row he ha, um turned loose into that
place, WHARF the dispoot is settled accordin
to the rules Of the London prize ring.
Sumtimes they abozz hisself Individually
They hev pulid the most Of has hair cut at
the roots and he wares meny a horrible
scar upon his body, inflicted with mop-han-
dies, broom. sticks and sich. Occashunly
they git mad and scald him with bilin hot
water. When he got eny waze cranky
,hay'd shat him up in dark clost. preyi.
Ousl whipping him after the sly lie Of muth.
ers when thare ortspriDgs git onruly. Sum
times when he went in swimmin ;hayd 90
to the banks Of the Lake X steal all his
close, thereby compelling him TO sneck
home by sircootius rowt, dresst in the
/ Skanderlous stile of tho Greek Saiv. Il
| find that the kccrs of "a married lie way
hevy onto me-" sed the Profit and sum.
times | wish ldc remained singel" | left
the Profit and startid for the tavern WHARF
| put up TO. On my way L Was overtuk
| by lurge krowd Of Mormins, which thay
surrounded me x statid that thay was goln
into the Show free
WALL" sez |, ef find ali individooul
who is going round lettn folks into bis show
| free, lie let you know"
We've had Revelashun biddn rs 30
into \ Wards Show without pa, in no:hin"
/ thay showtid
Yes" hollered a 10; q! female mormon
esses. ceasin me by the cote tales 4 swingin
me round very rapid. were all goin in
free So sez the Rsvela.hun ~
What's Old Rcvaashua gyt to 10 with
my Show? sez |, getting putty riley
Tell Mister Revelasho1 sd |. drawin
myself up to my iuli hlre AID lookin round
upon the orner. kroad with prowd x de-
fant mean, tell Mister Revalashun to
mind his own biziu:Ss su:je,k only la the
Kousituiion Of the tii;ci Stats
Oh low loi Us D. that sweet nan.
sed several females. putin ,haIe arms
rownd ne in luyiu stilc. Bccum of
us. Becum "a pIeest, X hey w.yes Sealed 10
you -
Not IA Seal ~ sez |, starting back in
horror at the idee.
"Oh stay. Sir, stay, SAID tawl, gaaGt
female, ore whose he'd 81 sumuiars must
hev parsd., Stay, * lie be your gentle
Gazeie'
Not cf kaow II, yoa wont, seq l.
Ava you skanderius female, ava. 60
Il be Nunmery :" That's what ! sed,
jcs So.
"N L." sed fat chubby female, who
must have wade more than two hundred
lbs, viii be your swec, gdin Siar"
Sez |, lie bet two dollars aud a half
you won't" Whar ear | may Rome He
still be troo > the, Oh Betsy Jane
IN. b Betsy Jane Is my wiie's Sir
naiE.c
Whilst thou no; tarry hear in the Prom
~ Land :" sed several &c the miserable
| critters
lie see you all cssensLaliy cassed be
| Whilst. - rOared |, as mad a. | could be at
the Internal noucents girdod up my Ii
obs x fed the Seen. | packt up my duds
Il lett salt Lake, which is a 2nd Stadium
q Gomrrer, inhabtid by as ;heavin & M
pripcipuld st of retchis as ever drew
B.eeth in ems spot on tie globe.
a. WARD.