The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1860-02-16
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"A handful Of common sense is worth bushel
oflearning,. asnl
Peace is that harmony in the state, that
health is in the body. opi agHoJ syra i.s blu
on expectation fails, and most oft there
where it most promises. -l
Women are seldom sailors, although they
sometimes command smacks. .saae Il 31 IS BT
Happiness like pig with creased tall
every one runs after, but few can hold on.
Those who think money will do anything.
may be suspected to do anything for money.
= Gracious Heavens Queen Victoria is
again. AT her time of life, too = Boston
I'm the shadow of small female waist NAV
be seen large doctors bill and the outline of a
coffin. ~ y e 'i;Aans II .aaiu.
"A passion for gambling converts into a
whitening curse every fine feeling of the human
heart: baa .t5 sn-If3. ..-s ---if,s.,3, -.s. j.
ISLANDERS, issuing from red and beautiful lips,
are like foul spiders crawling from the blushing
heart of rose.
Id-Do good to your friend, that he may be
wholly yours; and to your enemy that he may
become your friend. tT
-Dickins in speaking of friend, says he was
so long in the legs that he looked like the after
noon shadow of somebody else. '.9@ @A -
I THE ocean speaks eloquently and forever. 2
! -Bsechsr. " Yes, and there's no sort of use in
telling it to dry up ''--Prentice. sii4 -
Some sharpers seem to act upon the assump-
ton that, if they cheat poor fellow out of his
land, he has no ground for complaint.
One way Of answering two questions at a
time: 'Here, Biddy, what the time, and where
the plum pudding 2" " It's eight, SIR -ll'.a 81
MA, if you will give me an apple, will be
good" "No, my child, you must not be good
tor pay, you ought TO be good for nothing"
Silent virtues in solitude are worth all the
noisy honors of active life. He that stands be-
low on firm ground is in no danger of falling
1--we see" said Swift, in one of his most
sarcastic moods, what God Almighty thinks of
riches by the people to whom he gives them"
"A Newbern paper says that Mrs Alice Day
of that city, was lately delivered of four sturdy
boys. We know now what a day may bring forth.
The boy couldn't help kissing her-he had
it in him: a ss,so t-4 .ta.r1@ d@13
a-9"who gave that kiss p, the teacher cried lt ~
/ fa Twas Harra Hall,'' John Jones replied rs =
~ "Come here to me-" old switchem said,
/ And solemnly he shook his head; 1QI' ~ tf2
! ajA What evil genius prompted you sr3r -i'9 rg
/ m So rude a thing in school to o?" .. ...df .fl
| .aI Said Harra 81 can hardly say ~ "a. l..-..
Just how it happened Any way,
r. To do sum she whispered me - tL '- asi :.
+ =. And round my face her corls you see 1als
Fsff That is, her cheek-and land r., r.f.s.
| Just kissed her, but don't know why"
More hearts pine away in secret anguish, for
the want of kindness from those who should De
their comforters, than from any other calamity
in life. 0fl .r =, 80 3 eli i,
The question is discussed in some of the
Missouri papers whether raising hemp is a good
business A much better business than being
raised by it. q l7Ilo
| When bent on matrimony, look more than
skin deep for beauty dive farther than the pocket
for worth, and search for temper beyond the good
humor of the moment. fa 9 Ia7i. g,s Is .ssctf.-
a Democratic editor in Tennessee, with his
characteristic poiteness, calls us a "Know-Noth-
ing fool" Wen, that's not worse than being ,
Dem. fcol.-Prentice '7 70
Ralph Waldo Emerson, {high authority
says that imam is the jewel of nature" 1t may
pe So put we have seen good many of these
'Jewels" very badly set up, ia
i -Bulwer says that "death often changes aver.
sion into love" Certainly it does. We NAV
and sausages.- Prentice. l.5s-.se
"A Macon paper charges that Mr.. Douglas
is a wolf in sleeps clothing. We feel bound to
defend him against the chasge. We guess he is
genuine sheep Prentice.
When you see Son of Malta put his open
hand to his chin and wave it, be sure it is sign
OF oiStress. lake him round and give him peck
OF corn-in the liquid state me 1iiJ
q . mid
] "A sanctifed heart is better than silyery
) tongue heart full of generosity is better than
head full OF notions; man may be a great
scholar, and yet great sinner. Boa1 81.
The greatest pleasure of life is love tbs
greatest treasure, contentment; the greatest pos
session, health; the greatest ease, sleep; ana
the best medicine, true friend. fa5aT3i
/ The common opinion is that we should take
good care of children at all seasons of the YEAR
| That will do very well for summer but we thi n
that in winter we had better let 'em slide.
An exchange SAYS that a horse and Wagon
were recently drowned in the Ohio Now ISM
that awfull What a tale the tongue OF tina
wagon could have told had it been rescued
We have all heard of asking for bread ant
receiving stone. but young gentleman may be
considered as still worse treated when he ask
for young lady's hand and gets her fathers foot
"A Mr.. King, editor of the Oakville &c. W.
Daily Advertiser, is running that sheet with only
one subscriber He is, certainly, one of the great
: est confidence men of whom we have any knowl
edge. ---
-" how do you and your wife get along p
"Oh, rather badly; she gave me her hand yea
t ago, and thanked her, but she gives it to m,
now every time dare to speak, and I'd thanl
: her not to do 500
-Borronlng Where did you get that hat
Harryg "Borrered it" "Borrered It? ''Y-a-S
Borrersd 1t OF Teller asleep in the park. LAM