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Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20

STarge shot Mr.. Waldo, and putting on
Mr.. Meriden's shoes walked back to The
house and to his door that be had them
taken ~ and she had replaced them by
means Of tue secret door that she had
been afterwards much troubled with re-
morse, and that large, perhaps, lest she
should betray him, had endeavored to give
her a poison, which she fortunately dis
covered ia time to prevent the more Sc
rious effects, though she had been SO i'll
as to be unable 70 appear in court before y
Ere she had half concluded her tssti-
mony. large attempted to slip from the
court room, but dozen strong arms were
extended to force him back, and hundreds
OF watchful eyes glanced ansrily at him,
and rendered escape impossible.
The woman told her story very much
in her own fashion. 1t carried conviction
with it. Not soul in court now doubted
the entire innocence Of the prisoner, and
the guilt of large, who covered down ap
pa'led BY the stern, vindicsive faces that
gradually closed around him, and hem
med in on every side.
Suddenly arose the cry Of "lyuch him !,
hang him! If we wait for the Law. he
will cheat the gallows Of it's DUE" The
officers attempted to defend the unhappy
wretch. but were borne back by the mere
weight Of the mob and the voice Of the
judge, who commenced to address them,
was drowned in their terrific shouts.
Forcing the miserable large, spite his
frantic cries and struggle for mercy, from
the court room, the rioters formed in p.o.
cession and marched to the green. Then
followed fearful silence, then short of
shrek, and then vindictive roar, tina,
told the shuddering listener tha. the VEN
geance Of the people was accomplished.
1t is needless to add tha. Meriden was
honorably acquitted. and warmly congrat
ula,ed on his escape from the snare SO
artsuily prepared for him.
1t was long before Lizzie could recover
from the shock Of her uncle's death, and
longer still before aunt Rachel could be
brought to look comp'acently on the pros
pect Of their union. But love and pa.
tiencc conquered even that obdurate spin.
ster and maiden, aud Lizzie's many years
of welded happiness have at length con-
WINGED her Of the absurdi.y o: the Vow o.
THE WALpcs,
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- . -
Death Of Gov. willard, of India n q.

AS We 60 to press, we learn that his
Exeeliency. Ashbel ?. Willard died last
night, Of consumption. at the city of In
dianapolis. The demise of the Governor
was anticipated BY his friends the hand
of death was laid upon him long ago, and
slowly, but regularly, he has faded away.
We knew Gov. Willard when he was in
the spring time Of life. He was one Of
, those ardent, impetuous men, who do no.
disguise their sentiments and who bv
plain talking make both enemies and
friends. He was one Of the ablest and
most energetic Democratic politicians Of
the Northwest; participated extensively ia
the councils Of his party, and won and
maintained distinguished reputation as
lawyer.
He was native, we believe, of y. York.
he married Miss Cook, most es.imablc
young lady Of Connecticut, and, a. length
settled in New Albany, Indiana. While
practicing at the bar, he was elected to
the Legislature, before which body he at
once proved himself one Of the ablest de-
baters in the State. Hs was chosen Lieut..
Governor when Hon Joseph A. Wright,
now our Minister TO Prussia was elected
to the Office OF Governor. He purchased
a beautiful tract Of prairie land in White
county, where he intended 10 spend the
remainder Of his days
Gov. Willard was rigid par'zan, aud
was often very severe toward those with
whom he differed ia politics but more
kind hearted liberal gentleman we have
seldom met, and it affords US sincere
pleasure to pay tribute Of respect to his
memory Ctacinnaft Times
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20
DEMOCRATS, BE FIRM,

From all parts OF the country we have
the most cheering news. In the North
particularly the West many leading cou.
servn.ive Republicans have lcf. that sink
ing ship. and enrolled themselves in the
Union ranks Of Douglas. In Ohio, In
diana, Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsin, Min-
nesota, and Iowa, the creates. enthusiasm,
prevails, and changes are daily taking
place among the masses If Douglas ia
defeated in those States, it will be because
the Boilers vote for Lincoln instead of
tneir own ticket, as they did in Illinois in
lS'o. In the South we confidently be-
i'eve tha: Douglas will beat Brsckinridge
IN the popular vote; this is fore shadowed
by The late elections in Missouri, Ken
tucky and Alabama NEWSPAPERS have
hauled down the Breckenridge flag, and
ho'sted that of our glorious chioftain.-
Breckinrldge electors have declined, and
now support Douglas. One or two fire.
eaters in Virginia have left Us and gone
over to the enemy, but it is because S.o-
phen A. Douglas answered the questions
proponDded to him at Norfolk, willis: John
C. orecSiuridge was afraid to answer them
at Lexington, because he knew the disu-
nlonists would discard him. Tie people
are moving, and toe skies are bright
Democrats be firm, and stand by the time.
honored principles OF the party. Be not
seduced from your allegiance, but FIRE
your hearts with the patriotic sentiment
OF the glorious old hero and sage of the
hermitage, who now slumbers in the
grave, This Union mus. ard shall be
preserved. Fight on, fgh. ever: but
fight in the Union, and no. out of it
Cumberland (M.) AReyautan
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20

Some years ago, Mr. Kidwell waa
preaching to a large audieacs in Wild
part OF Illinois, and announced for his
text: In my fathers house there are
many mansions He had scarcely read
the words when an old coon stood up aud
said: ~ tell you FOLKS, folks. that's . lie
| know his father we'll he liyes fifteen
miles from Lexington. in old Kentuck, in
On old log cabin. and there Amt but one
room in the house"
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THE RETURNED LETTERS.


:
How she strives her grief to smother!
Tears fall on the snowy page;
To q daughter writes . mother,
Calls her home to cheer her age.
Weary their with looking-longing,
Weeks and weeks pass sadly by;
All the past to memory thronging-
Hoping on, but-no reply;
Till at last these comes letter; - p
'ris her own she traoss there
Better had shc died, far better =,
J''Gons away, and not known where"
From her homo across the ocean,
Blottcd with repentant tears,
Writes the daughter her emotion a.
How she turns to earlier years;
Prays that heaven may bless her mother,
Tells her Of her welded Joy,
How she left her for another
Send ths picture OF her boy,
Then she writes 10 be forgiven,
TIL another year has He'd;
Back her letter, torn and riven,
Cones-and on IL writtsn-"Dead
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20

COUNTY GOyERNN Nj K n T .

County JudJe--JOHN y. ALLISON.
T-easarerTtud Recorder-CuAS. L. HEDGES.
Clerk District Cburt--L. n. FIELD.
Sheriff.. j. LAMBERT.
School !Saperintenden.-J0uNC c. LNlNGER.
Drainage G,m.-LUTHER WoODEoND.
latrreyor---J0HN X. COOK.
Gar0nes-L. D. LeTILLIER.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20
TOWNSHIP OFFICERS

Justic.s of ae psace-JAMES NJ. BACON.
C,nstaJies-A. MARSIIELL, J. W. STEVENS.
Ttus.e.,-E X. ROBINSON, L. c. SANBORN, JSo
PIrZGIBBoN.
Cferk-J. NJ. BACON.
Assessor-A NJ. HUNT.
Superrisor-JOHS W. LEWIS.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20
-THE-
Sioux City 8tgiisttr
Is PUBLISHED Fn5-
EVERY SATURDAY MORNING,
Sioux City, Woodbury. County, Iowa,
=. n. zlEsAcH 4 WIN. rnENEy

TERMS OF SUBsCRIPTION-Two Dollarsa year
sslwAysi In advaocs: for six months, One Dollar !;
for thrss psonths, Fifty Cents, t... ..a
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
HAGY HOUSE.

CIOUX CITY, Iowa-J0IIN HAGY. Proprietor
- The Proprietor respectfully informs the public
that his facilities such that no is enabled 10
sonodste his guests In good style any Hotel on
the Missouri Slope. by giving attention to the
vAuts Of his guests he hopes to receive a liberal
sharcof patronage mar24-'59tf
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20

J3D wORK-vaving an extensive assortme mt Of the
latest styles Of job and Card types. are prepar-
ed to do all kinds Of Job Printing In the best
Of the art. Give us call.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20

Three or four times, eoupls appeared
before a clergyman for marriage: but tho
bridegroom was drunk, and the Rev gen.
tlsman refused to tie tho knot On tho
last occasion be expressed his surprise
that SO respectable looking girl was no.
ashamed to appear before the altar in such
a state. Tho poor girl burst into tears.
and said sho could not help il. And
Why, prays' Because, sir, As WON,
como when he's sober
A eastern paper, chronichrg the Ia
mentable occurrence Of y staging attached
to church blown down, very fselingly
says: 1--WE are sorry 10 state that over
twenty persons were brought suddenly to
the ground safe, and one man, Mr.. vii.
kns, got his neck broke. Mr. w. was an
estimahle young man, and the father Of IA
good many children, besides large farm,
well stocked. He was fatally injured"
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20

A writer asks If any one can inform a
poor man the best way 10 start little
uursery' Cermiuly, Got marrisd.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20
SIOUX CITY HOUSE,
{ Cor. Pearl and Fifth ST.,
sioux City, Iowa.
KINGsNoRTH / sIIEARER, Proprietors

KINGsNoRTH / SlIEARER, Proprletors.
YvNHE undersigned respectfully announce to the
public that they have taken possession Of the
above named Hotel, and solicit share of patronage
They have made many impor tant improvements and
repairs in the house, and feel confident that
they can ccommodate guests in as good style as
any hotel in Western Iowa. The Table will always
be supplied with every luxury Of the season.
KINGSNORTU i SlIEARER.
May &c, 1860.
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Rates Of AdvertisiMg,

Rates Of Advertisings
One square OF IL lines or less first nsertion$l 90
Each sub luent insertion. n................... 90
Ons s,uare' ON. month th..,,..,....,....3 90
!" three mon tbs 90
ak months, co
ons ....,,.,...,,..,,....I2o 90
Business Cards six lines or ie S. one 10 90
Two squares (2t liues) one year............20 20 90
One column one wear ,..................SO so 90
Half colcmn one ........................t5 90
Fourth Of column ono syear.................25 W
Que column. six nos ths..................t5 hs - 90
Half column ak months. OO
Quarter column. six mont uths.................i2 20
one column three mo ouths.................25 90
Half column :. 3" ................i5O OO
Quarter column. ..................l20 IL 90
Announcing candidates for Office. ........... 90
-. When the number Of insertions Is not specih-
Cd adver tise nents will bs marked " till forbid, and
charged full prices. H4. E..
~ Cash in advance will be re luired on all adver
tisements, except where special contract has beer
mado to the contrary.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20
MILTON TOOTLE.

NyHOLESALE and retail dealer in Dry Goods
w Groceries, Agricultural Implements, Boots
aud Shoes Leather and Findius. &c. corner Of Pear
and Second streets. Sioux City, Iowa.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20

DANKERS.-Dsalers In Exchange, Real Estate,
ID OSliscting ana tx payisg Agents. Once, ON
Lsvss, bstwssu Douglas and Pearl streets, Sioux
City, Iowa.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20
?. BUCHRUCKER,

uYH0LE3ALE and retail dealer in Dry Goods
w Graceriss, Crockery, boots aud shoes, &C.. &c.
Of Pearl aud Third Streets Sioux City, Iowa.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20

HUDSON T. JOY.
DOsLER 4 HEDGES,

A tTORNEYS At LAW.-Pracfice in the Courts
"A o1 Iowa and Northern Nebraska. Onfce-On
D"sglAs street. Sioux City, lows, dsci0.lys
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20

II. ID. BOOZE T. CO.,
UTH0LESALE and retail dealers in all kinds Of
wv Groceries and produce, Pearl street, Sioux
City, low.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-10-20

SAM'L II. CAAADY,
A TToRNEY at Law, Roal Estate and Collectiu,
n Agent, Sioux City, lows. volino27
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1860-10-13

"DAD Has STRUCK IIE."-The fol
lowing story Of tie coal oil excitement
in Allegheny county, Penn, is as like
to nature as if true, as it probably is,
iOr that matter:
In 4 neighborhood on the creek
lived and labored son Of Vulcan, who
with his limited means. had barely
enough to sccue small! piece of land,
and to obtain Scanty living for lis riS-
ING family, The ideas of IS children
had been taught to shoot bat ittlc in
any direction towards knowledge re-
tiaelnent, and he little expected to be
anything more than the village black
smith. But when the ell fever broke
out, learning the success Of his neigh
bors in finding oil, he thought thai he
might while away his spare hours in
drilling u hole upon his own homestead
lot; and having tools convenient, he
went 70 work, and after q few weeks
oi patient industry, was successful in
obtaining q good show of oil. 1t was
soon noisod about the village, and the
blacksmith was somebody at once. He
had d daughter, also, who had bios
Somed into lnaidenhood almost unno-
ticed and unknown, but now became
more an object Of interest to the few
young men in that small community.-
1t became question how to break the
ice Of former indifference, and to Sc
cure favorable acquaintance with the
heiress Of the oil we'll. For q while
the natural timidity Of the boys kept
them aloof; but at last one Of the bold
est and best favored among them de-
tern1ined to try his luck, and on Sun
day evening, attired in his best, reso-
lutcly marched forward and offered to
escort the damsel home. Imagine his
chagrin when she, turning upon him
look OF lofty independence that would
have done honor 10 q Broadway belle,
replied n language more severe than
chaste - Nonsense YOU can't come
that! Dad RS struck liz -
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1860-10-13
ggHsC3yaa,N ssDTSsE.,

THE presaat pro prize or IF thi flvori.e House
l. taxes pleasure in informing the travelling
conmllitv, (anl bis old pltroIa !. hen pro, RE
sor Of the Grand Rapids IIouSe) that he has
ea,ed for \ terra Of wears the aforesaid build
nc. oa.-buildings, Sc. with tsa intention Of
keeping frst-class Hotel. Tie building has
been thoroughly renovated from garnet to eel
lar. New Carpets and Furniture, lately pur-
chased at the east at considerable exnense,
making rooms pleasant and comfortable for
travellers; situated in the business portion of
the town, commanding fine view of the River.
and in close connection with the Ferry it can
not fail to become an agreeable stopping place
10 the ''people."
The Table will, at all seasons of the year, be
supplied with the choicest delicacies the coun.
try affords Besides the many advantages not
enumerated, the proprietor has at considerable
expense ntted up rooms and obtained an expe.
rlenceo nafoer to accommodate patrons
Connected with the building Is = snsc;ous
barn, capable of accommodating 100 horses
Intending to make this House a nermanon4
institution, that will ever be agreeable to tbs
sraveler, the proprietor. respectfullv asss :
share Of public patronage.
D, EMERSON.
Grand Rapids, October 2tst, 1859.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1860-10-13

| Heaven, that we should not make:a LIN
coin organ OF our paper ii he could pre-
vent it, and he believed he could. As
| he became louder in his threats, lis
tiieHds gathered. This was about s
0 clock in the evening. After talking
and parieying sometime, lie proposed
to buy the press and fixtures, ard ask
Cd us our price. We told him S7Q0-
the amount it had cost Us not six months
! previous This, he said, Was too much,
and that he would not give it. We
told him he could do as be pleased
| tii;:t : was Our property, and Ii he
chose TO give us our price, (the actual
COST, he ccaid have II, bat rot other
":se. Matters stood III this way untii
liildli2 .t,-!le offering $500, ana " e
iclIing o.. tor 500, NAcn Gcttlminin~
to b:;u4 1ise thing to q crisis, he raised
lis ottct 60 $500, and Only gave US two
inmates 20 decide whether we would
take il cr not, at the same time adding,
''beet III be a-tG il 1t stall come out
| for Liuco[1o." The crowd around him
now numbered something like hun
dred Or u hundred and fifty, and hear
ing from them muttered threats, and
seeing that Mr.. L0yan's determination
was th4t it should not be published, We
concluded, at the advice of one or two
friends who heard threats from the
crowd tllat if we persisted to hold out,
that we "should not come out Of the
Office alive" to sacrifice the $3.50 and
save our lives, as we were completely
in the hands Of the mob. lIr. Logan
Immediately handed lis $50, saying he
would fix the balance III the morning,
and took possession Of the Office. The
next morning, when We came to settle,
he and his friends declared that it was
only $500 that he had offered.
Seeing that it was their purpose to
throw us i,.,o q dispate and involve Is
in ali interminabIe lawsuit, and having
10 friends who heard the bargain to
prove the contract by, we accepted il
at that, rather than be cheated ont Of
the entire amount by laWino, as evi-
oentIy was the purpose. $3.50 was
paid us down, which was almost ilnaac-
each cl,.imant heinz o., hand like an
,,nnr~v wo); 10 rrct SIS share We n1ti
81! tl4 demands presented. fnl;nre no
t::,r,. win m, of ihe cI,i,1> },ow,9yap
exorE;taat some of them appeared to
be. The ha;9ncn uaa Given rs IN two
,,,.ta, ,.a - 80. mi IN, otl,-r :
'NEi'c -" "''' ,,"''' -rh''>' 'hF%
* e'','''. ~ ''' - o.'''1.I ''.S go : 81
'''''','''> , "'e W. ""' l''' Nv ri''>' ~
~ '''i .--s"''e 's'',''o ~ 'neH y u'''" l,':
~ ''e'' ':FF go 'sa"> '''" o',,V'> '.z''
at ai'' asS's,A'"S ~ Il reason ';l"' "e
',a' cna'seo' ;:'o 'het M""',' zee -
T-" 60 't''le 'HoS "o"'" l''? "S'
!" IN oh'E t"' "I ''','e e%c'j,'L'''S' '!'S
was me case Win all o@ch VIZ, ''F
.reatrheht We Iecei'e" a. '''e ''"''''' o'
III Logan "''1 '''S c''SH''t''e'''>'
MI l1'''.'n - ''''J> :'cctS" ~ q ''','''s7
''' A'' N''e ''''4> AZ go '''
as our ''"a'!S q S"'1>'S'e'ct - ";''' ''.Po,> .'
i"S u p':' "i o.. si"',,E '',I:' Hh' ~ '"-:~ .:I
ae's % HIS " III na'e q oIee '''~' :. -.
/ SPEAK III '"oHe' '"''e' .,'"', ANY "0'''>
We can 0'scE' I'o on -'A'' 1L'%'<" u i'''
Gown lFte Speeci'' c'ose up '''S Il. .s'','eS
or Tree tnoEght, gag''he press, II YOU
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1860-10-13
&. SELLERS, JR.


- It is stated that two teaspoon
fuls Of finely powdered charcoal, drank
in a half tumbler Of water, will. in less
than fifteen minutes, give relief to the
sick headache, when caused, as in most
cases it is, by a super-abundance OF
acid on the stomach.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1860-10-13
10
ESD -

RoUGH on ''BRICK. Lacrosse
Republican SAYS that ssthe facetious
editor of the Democrat is like pepper
box, which only emits its contents when
oqitated at the Other end
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1860-10-13
Astonishing Performance.
Nfr. Van Week and bis wife gave

-hi. d'l lStf> anu HtS lie gave an
exhibition OF Spirit manifestations on
Thursday evening of last week, at the
residence Of one Of our citizens. We
attended, il company with some TWEEN
tytiVe Of our town residents, and Wit
messed performances which We're the
most strange aid nnaccountab!e, which
ever came under our observation, III
the line Of Spirit manifestations.
Alter the company were seated around
the loom, with hands joined, a person
was appointed to hold the arms CT the
mediums, in orderto he sure that what
ever took place was not the result Of
their man!pn!ation7. The lights were
then cNtingUished, aud III q short time
rumhling noises were heard Oh the Ia
bic where the Instruments lay. These
instruments consisted OF 4 guitar, ban
jo, tamborine, . drum, and afterwards
q TEA bell was added. The position Of
the drum was on the floor The next
thing heard was the guitar passing
quickly around overhead, the strings
being struck quickly and sharply as it
passed. Several Of the party were
touched by it OH their faces, and on
other parts Of the body. Sometimes it
appeared to pass through the air with
the rapid'ty Of q bullet, Judging from
the disturbance Of, the atmosphere it
occaSioned, and AZ was heard 70 craze
the ceiling overhead several times.-
The light was produced and the medi-
ums discovered occupying the same
position they had assumed at the COM
ucncement. The committee inan re-
ported that they had not moved daring
the time. Afterwards he stated tIlat
at one fine Mr.. Van Week shifted the
position Of both his feet at once.
The next performance was the tying
Of lir Van Week with rure, by q
committee appointed. The company
retired, and he was left alone in the
dark room. Some little humping Of
The banjo was heard. Alter q time he
Signitird for the company to enter,
when nc was discovered l4jt11H?a.2.-
The next performance was shutting up
the medium il All adjoining bedroom,
Wiz. his ;n,trGmtnts and Yopo. IN =
little while, he sleniGed has readiness
tor the committee to cnter, when he
was found with suu!, Il combinations Of
knots, as to be unable to STIR. The
committee gave it rs their opinion that
i wo~'1 bc utterly Impossible fox ~.
Ven Week to tie himself Up in suc?, a
manner. The door Was closed, and il
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1860-10-13
Fact, Fancy and Fun.

like 4 man with wheelbarrow, carry
ing everything before him.
SANDER issuing from red and beau
tifnl lips, are like foul spiders crawling
from the blusLing heart OF rose
MADAM, your shawl is dragging
in the mud"
We'll, what # it is, amt it tie fash
ion :"
! a man who was asked if lie liked
saasages, replied that ne had never eat
en- any; they were to him terrier IL
cog1tito.
-Among e the advertisements IN lato
/ London paper, we read that 1.-TWO sis
ters want waShing." We hope they
will get it.
doctor why have lost nay tocth?'
inquired talkatiye female of phySi-
clan. "You have WON them out with
your tongue" was the reply.
Don't get in q A9ster ana go on 3
buster, nor allow yourself to terrified
be; but keep cool head and never be
led, to join in q hurrah and spree.
eff / was SO unluol,y," said an officer,
''as to have stupid son, would make
him a parson." \ clergyman presen:
calmly replied, "You think differently,
sir, from your father"
The following is the latest defni-
ton OF the word ''happiness" th.t We
have seen: "harpiness is pig with
greasy tail, which every one runs after
kut nobody can hold"
A short man became attached to
a very tall woman, and somebody said
that he had la!ien IL love with her
Go you call that .ft51h7ag II love" said
en- old bachelor. lit is more Ike climb
932J up to it,"
s..-os,,r ao;a IA T,o. - ,,;u
,o.u7:..'on1o 7:','.- l,"aran g.,
co,'rt,;ss ,o,', hoaf ;s ,ha 1ec,,l fenJor. bu+
madam" said lie enphatically, "ail the
laws in Ch:tstendonl couldn't make
This beet: TEsDEE.''
| i, ;g,o oo,;,,s 4b;,,,O that = tbo
ororar n.ov = snsi!;no, f5n; i t:tSnrob p"
axe s:c;ohtn md bo ,tIeaux =" the nr0Der
wav Of s,el]ino not1fons is onouohte;rh-
t.a,, y mo ,,os,- w., cf sIo,l;,,n oeff
u Is ''psoughtle,gh."
-"Ni,l Iohn ,, sold 2 f,thar 70 his
son of Won ., Tito thn yarIi yon viii
viz, z.o, Lad sta;1 IN tho house -
aIVai f s+av r. tha Lnnra T Shall
wish ,r,s an, n 1be yo,d 90 ,1,ara'a
the 81 t,;;tfftyence dal p, "'
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1860-10-13

--"Mjnd John," said a father to hi:
son, ''it' you 60 into the yard yon wi!
wish von had staid in the house p
"EVeil, if I stay i'll the house I sbal
wish I was out in the yard, so where's
the difference, dad"