The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1860-09-29
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By woman And what capital joke
A dear. pretty, soft.voiced, taper fingered,
pctita-footcd woman, DOMINIC the garments
Of the uglier sex, and bravely carrying the
chsa. through an eight months seige among
the curious, inquisitive, wide awake people
Of Council Bluffs What n glorious sell on
the doctors, who gravely tell us that nature
has set her broad seal Of sexual distinction
80 plain upon every line of face and form,
that she who runs may read ~ Here our
little heroine has been scampering about
town, week after week and month after
month, running against the doctors every
day, and they never dreamed Of her beng a
woman. la, ha ! gentlemen Of the pill box
and scalpsl, when the dear creatures come
out in crnoline you can tell them like book.
aud so can n but vest and pants, aad
hair cropped short, eGectunlly hice all the
inaces Of sex. and the doctors are as much
in the dark as the rest Of Us. Glorious joke
on some of our young bloods, who, night
after night occupied the same couch with
the "pretty boy" and rose each morn no
wiser than they wensto bed Young men,
don't tell Of it; If you value your future
peace 10 this community don't tell of it
The girls will torment you to death they
will laugh at you, shy funny things behind
your back abeut yon, and vow you havn's
go; much sagaci.y aud IL you dare offer a
word IN self defence, with their thumbs TO
their noses, and those little fingers stretched
out towards you, Indicating the absence Of
anything green, they will tauntingly exclaiu,
"oh, if I was mani But the cream of
all the jokes, the raress, richest, and best,
10 the way the girls were fooled. A score Of
them dead in love The green eyed mon
sssr rampant n their midst Our heroine
sitting Up to / en- with all the gallantry Of
= cavalier, and with universal acceptance,
and all the time a girl. IIurrsh for the
ssx' Who dare say after this. that for
wild, daring, AMI dashing exploits, the dear
women are net as far ahead Of Us a. light
ming Is ahead Of the sssge-eoaeh. Eisa,
months among us, and her secret, With but
one exception, her own And no recluse
either. A clerk in enc Of our fashionable
stores. delish'ins her employer and bis
customer, With her fiel,sy and attention.
Sunday School scholar, prompt and in.
'ellIseas. A brilliant, dashins fellow
among the girls; attending parties and balls,
and al~ays pre-. eminensly . favcri,e FOR
esilansry aud manly bearing, and re. wo'
man A rcasis, plump, pretty, fascinating
woman! HarrAh say, hurrah for wo-
naukind 10 general, and our heroine in par
,ieuias' Reader, don't look for wild
romance among ,h. fables Of Greeian and
Roman ANTHOLOGY liss No longer to the le-
seudary lore Of ID. middle ages let Joan
Of Arc aud the maid Of Sarsgossa be Tor.
sotser; throw ssshe last new novel; end
Mrs. Soushwor,h', impossible women under
the table, and settle yourself eosi!y down
10 your arm. chair, 10 read the Forthcoming
autobiography Of rrask Bai~l
BaoapvAr.
We Sive the above story for what il j,
worth. and no doubt many Of cur reader,
are suskeiently crsdulous to believe it, bal
Ter eur own part, We are somewhat stersi'
cal; and while "Broadway" speaks Of seve-
raj persons whom. be says. are "slorioass,
sold," vs incline to the opinion that d.
ssss sold. man in this community, is th,
! writer Of the above article. FRANK ma,
Do woman, bat We will have TO see be<ssi
ss'dsaes than has yes been produced, bs:er.
| vs believe iss--Es. NsxrAasn.