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New and secondhand Fusnlturt trpet and Mo.tt II
* O'clock by Gilbert Sampson Auct!oneef1 q LaAe
Et1rtt. %.
The Prfmary Ward meetinss.
The Ward Meetings for the choice Of delegates
to the County Convention. (which Is TO elect
Congressional delegates arc to be held this
evening.
The following named Committees azo directed
10 act as inspectors in the various WHds. Polls
open from to F. II. -,
F.s.r WA1n-C. p. Fasweu, F. Tutt,r, F. sehlund L..
q. r. Free.. Carlos H1yen. -
Gaze, Tbe0- Hartman l.L AuiIkea.
Ith. A. GarHson, J.. hottlnKu.
Forf1H WAHo-L. Lamtask, John RabeF, II. Frank,
Nm. 3uxtjca, U. H. Sa1isbnry.
fu1H WA!n-A: Amen, Y. 4. Groves. @. 2. Hau.en,
ChAs 1ppel. e. n He der.
S111H WAno-D:G. Ferguson, Beuben TaJ1or, .Anoud-
so1. q: Leys1eux II ": T;ynao:
s1y1s1u WtK1-A.0 {. ueaing L. Bsentaao. Anthony,
Neil Peters n. l. Brooch.
E. q. LarLed. 1veT LAwson.
S1s7a WAzn-A- c. Coventry, H. Krteauan. y. 5aet-
ton E. H.wsop.
TEs1n wAsp-.Lests Dsdge, G. r. Hopaansen.. John
LobAetn, o. i. Me1T1Ck.
, 1860-06-19

New Mrsrc-Messrs- Root 4 Cady, Of s5
ClGzk street, have laid On our table new music,
as fol1owa: the "Wi1wam Grand March, by o.
iSer D'tson Of Boston, dedicated to Hon. Abza.
ham Lincoln, and Nos. 7 and Of 4 Four Part
Songs," by well known authors. These are
Row, Row, Homeward We Co." and "'Welcome
to Spring."
, 1860-06-19

Ne . 1lto EodIy permitted 70 ft!ET 70 " Ie, II.
s;rek r. f1lner. A. r Christie, Eequtyes aaa esa
shers, Els Tosma arc 1t the FREMONT HOUSE
fs1A
, 1860-06-19
NRm a1hertisen1ents.

~ C. 4. 5cEIVIS. AIsesst't*g <S-14 Is rea,sc4-s
Il ct9ttd 10 re-st7s 4crtr.t<%us fsis cnj a ~
@~77 '@7fapeff"'se 1soFfh Hr71. !sl-tss+y
, 1860-06-19

70 Two boys Of active habits and correct
department, aged Is and 16 years, desire some
employment in which they can help support ,.
widowed mother. Any person desiring one, or
both, will please call At tho City Mission, sc
North franklin street,
, 1860-06-19

West Side post-Od1ce.
The following dispatch was received from
Washington yesterday:
WAsHuoros. June H. 1850.
"The P. o. Department has finally decided
to estabfi8h u branch Post-offica in Vt est Chica-
60. (Sigued), IF. FARSswoRra"
, 1860-06-19

The THREE DkxET11s.--From the Great Wig
WAN Concert wss realized $l,soo.00, from Nc.
sicker's Theatre $3.50, and from ths receipts OF
Watkina' Columbian Ale House through the
generosity of J. J. Sands. sl5l.55. Pretty well
, 1860-06-19

The HoxK FOB TIE Fa1KspLsss IN THE
coun7s.-1n The case that has been pending in
the Superior Court, in which question has
been raised as to the constitutionality Of rights
exercised by the Guardians OF the Home For
the Friendless, decision will be rendered this
u1nrninr
, 1860-06-19

e Dr. Knapp gives the fourth lecture Of
his course to ladies and gentlemen this evening
It Kingsbury Hall. 6ubjec-"The Secrets cf
Success and Signs Of Character. Admission
Is cent8,
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13
ovr noIIiR PER AENUM INVARIABLY Y IN ADVANCE.
SHED EVERY THURSDAY

the rDgs still suspended from its further side,
the same OF whose :" corrodlng touch y the
prisoner of Lord Byronls poem so plaintiEely
complains.a The windows are narrow and
without glass, mere assures in the massive
walls Of the castle. Except for q few hours,
at midday ,leven in summer, the dungeon mus
have been dismal from lack Of light But at
the moment when | stood within the shadow
of the column of Bonuivard, CLEAN of gold.
en- evening spiendor came through the chink of
space nearest to me: just in that narrow aper-
ture must have sperished the blue.winged visi-
tor Of Byron's Prisoner !" that song, that
said a thousand things" must have loated in,
mixed with the same 1sclant sunset glory that
gilds for alien ewes this column of nlarfyrdom
now that three hundred years have slept upon
the grave of Bonuivard & eds 20 .aTsr.
Space would fail me to speak werthily of
that other, and mcre -iiiustrious e Prisoner OF
ChillOn," Wala, the friend and counsellor of
kings, whose noble name transmutes- into a
majestic poem, some pages of the annals of
the successors OF Charemagne Thiukiug of
these, aud afterwards forgetting these, lat
rest from their abOrS" to remember the mul.
tltude ot those who are to dav IN bonds. the
eHsaved OF our own and of other Iauds and
that innumerable company" whose serfdom
is of the soul the chained anddungeoned cap
tVes of our not vet perfected social state
children on whom the sins of their fathers are
visited, women whose fetters are their own
heart strings, and whom Death shall Que tiav
make tree,-poets dreamerS,s tender and as
plrIng spIrtS " hom duty and necessity, harsh
yet, We mastlb believe, notHhfrie gaolers -
pInlon now, but Sbaltu0t forever hold in bond
age,-thlnklng thus on those who are bound,
" as being bound with them" | became, per-
hapS, ldear CARRIE, daughter of many gifts
aEd many sorrows worthier to comprehend
that ministry OF captivity and pain, with which
the angels Of human discipline we're to early
commissioned to visit Your young life.
Coming up into the sunshine, | would not
protane the solemn aud reyerelt Impressions Of
the place, by conyenai visit to The upper por
ton of the chateau. But the next day, taking
the wings Of the morning, and the companion
ship OF brilliant young Russian noble re-
publican and hero-worShip in the enthusi-
aSm of her seventeen years | made the usual
tour Of the apartments, formerly occupied by
the dukes Of Savoy aud their knightIy retain
crS, aud saw the modest military appointments
OF the chamberS-uow used as a national
arsenal Let the fair house wives of Pennsy-
vauia'3 farm houses, and the dwelIerS of her
village cottages be content not one Of them
wond exchange her lowly chamber for the
Ugly dis comfort Of the sleepng.room Of those
dnchcsses Of four hundred years ago, nor her
fair aud wfl-lighted breakfastroom, for the
teast.chamber Of those sovereign dukes. Rest,
therefore, sister OF the mountain land, aud
you, young poet Of the western wIldS, in peace,
uncovetiug ii. c. IL.
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13
Historical Facts.

J
The tardipess with which mankind adon+
! improvements. NAV be IN some decree iJ,ustrat
ed by the folIoWing farts hastily tbrog,,
/ topether.
/ Canal locks were invented in 1881 bv arci-
neers- oFrViferbo ItRIv u Tbev ,vero nsorI,,-
bnndrcd voors gettipcr forIv into nso j., Fr,y.oo
and.ahout-ona hundred md fftvincrossin,, tho
BrfffSh Channel .----
/ At This time i wos roodo raIonv in Sovoro1
Fnronean s+atas0 10 ri,In {, u,banj corrisc,os
frbo stoom oro,;no ,ros ;o-ontod or rotlor
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Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13

ORIG1E or THE UrAs TREE. SroRY.-A real
valley Of death exists in Java it is termed
the Valley of Poison, and is filled to. con-
siderable height with carJoaic acid and gas,
which is eXha!ed from crcyices in the ground.
II a man or any other animal enters it, he
cannot return and he is not sensible Of his
danger until he feels himself sinking under the
influence Of the atmospheric which surrounds
him, the carbouie acid, Of which it chiefly
consists, rising to tie height Of eighteen feet
from the bottom Of tie valley. Birds which
fly into this atmosphere drop down dead and
a fowl thrown iuto it, dies before reaching the
bottom, which is stgewed with carcases of va
rious animals that have persisted in the disas-
trOus gas -Ir-Eie
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13
THE CEors =Thn -Clhicara Pr

TIE Cnors The Chicago Press and ri
jpac, in reply to Southern paper, make the
following estimate of the Northwest: Hi.
NOS bas grOYa- lot a JusLclo Of wheat short OF
10000, coo, and Indiana about IS, GOO, 000-
The wheat crop Of Wisconsin VIII exceed H.
100000, Iowa 100000. Minnesota $1,000
000 ana Michigan 5000 coo Your estimate
of Ohio, 25,009eO0. is about correct {. but
many of her best informed citizens Think her
crop will reach 23 900, 600. Thus your per
cere that the seven Northwestern States have
produced lis. 100000 bushels Of wheat. Tha
surplus that can lie spared from Illinois
Wisconsin, Iowa and Minnesota, after keeping
abundance fer bread and seed, Will be equa,
to half Of their whole crop. If your people
IN the South are likely to be destitute OF bread
thcycah draw on the " Prairie States for
wheat enough to make two millions Of barrels
OF tlQRr, anA We S-au sill have eu9ugh ana TO
spare
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13

LEr TorR Beard GEow-Iu "TimotLy
Titcomb'4" letters to young men. We have the
following in reference to mau's A.raute append.
age:
" You find as you come into mans estate
that hair has a tendency to grow upon yoHr
face. 1t is the mark by which God mean,
that men aud women shoald be distinguished
from each other in a crowd. That hair was
placed there by iufuite wisdom, but your
fathers have been cutting it of from their
chins 10 small crops for thirty or fifty years
thus impuguipg' natures policy, wasting prec-
Gus time drawing great deal of blood, aud try
ing TO erase from their faces the difference that
was intended TO be maintained between them
and women. If you are man and have it to
wear, wear it.. 1t is enough to make man
with decent complement of information and
a common degree Of sensibiEty (aud q hand
some beard deny lis kind to see these smooth
faced men around the street and actually
showing themselves il female society. Let Us
have one generation Of boards --- ........
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13

That department of Hagper's 1I6ga -iae
| called 1.-The Drawer" contains usually about
the fiattest and ssillest trash that can be crop
cd together from the newspapers The follow
ling, in the present number, is a good deal bet
than the average:
+ =" In the winter Of 1857, about midnight, a
passenger, with a acarpet-sack in one hand and
heavy shawl in the other, entered the Ire
mont House at Chicago. Walking directly to
the Office he hailed the clerk who presides at
fremont. Being late at night, almost every
one bad left this popular exchange Of the great
Northwestern metropolis, and the clerk had
fallen to nodding. Awakened by the saIuta
ton of the stranger, he jumped up. All Mr..
Harris glad to see you Just arrived suppose
from Detroit y .-9- y eve
,. 90 Yes, justin very tired have not had
my clothes off fort two days :straIht from New
York. Can You give me room p
80 am afraid not we are very full"
60 Gou must stretch point, for must have
a room,' replied Harris sr 'r.
1" After looking over the register for some
moments, the clerk said, q can put you in
the same room Judge Douglas occupied the
last time he was here"
-" All |! replied Harris, that will suit me
was born Democrat, have lived Democrat
and hope to die one. l voted for Buchanan,
and would greatly have preferred voting for
Douglas. Send me up want to wash and
90 to sleep
" \ waiter was Immediately called, who,
taking the carpet sack il one hand light in
the other, started-Mr, Morris following for
If2. Arriving there, they entered large and
handsomely furnished apartment, WITH four
beds-oue in each corner of the room-two
gentlemen in each bed except one, there only
one. The gas from the chandelier was dimly
burning over large square table on which
stood, in graceful agghge six glasses. the re-
mnauts of used up punches, two decks of
best eagle backs, large $p;tton at each cor
ner of the table, with tobacco guilds rising in
them sugar-loaf fashion :unmentonables every
where around. Harris looked mourufulIy
around The waiter started of. Harris called
out, Stop, Mike III 20 down with you in a
moment Arriving at the Office, Harris said,
See here am perfectly willing to occupy
the same room Stephen a. Douglas occupied,
but I'll be burnt If | want to sleep with the
a0hoIe Demoeratic par'vp'
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13
TOW.ANDA:
Thursday Morning, September l3, 1860.
ssIttttN 9oetrp.
[From the Evening Post.l FfH-
THE MOSS-GRoWN BRIDGE.
BY MRS. L. /. DENrSG.

BY MRS. L. /. bENrSG.
#..rr...... -. #H. s
TisawiId, rude spot, yet just the place ...a
Where poets love to dream, .... .s.r.
In the deep, deep shade. on the moss grown bridge
That spans the mountain stream; .........f
On either side TIE era aggy rocks
Like sentrez stand abreast, ~
While on the top of their tawny brows
The eagle builds his nest. .-'..
'Tfs wild villa spot, yet I love to stray "a r.
Alone by the winding stream
And sitting down ~ the messy bridge,
or other days to dream
There fancy weayes her fairy web
or every shade and hue,
While ge den thread Of the buried past
Like a sunbeam wauders through.
Where evening weaves her mystic charms,
To deck the twilight hour,
With pleasant thoughts HE me there,
To the bridge in the shady bower,
And there with happy heart sing
OF future bliss dream
While laughing echoes from the cave
Come dancing down the stream.
And Oft, methinIls hear voice
Among the benulhS ltcs
Aud the rus;Iing Of an angels wing ..-
Borne on the evening breeze
And cou Itess voices seemst0 rise
Aronnd me everywhere
While friends loved long, long ago
Come back to meet me there.
And this is why love this spot,
II ever brings to me
The happy hygoncs Of my youth
EnroJed in purity:
And fancy wcaves her fairest web,
As thus sit and dream.
In The quie, shade on the Inoss-grown bridge
That spans the mountain stream.
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13

\ FUNNY INCmENT.-NOt long since one of
our most popular ministers was informed while
in his study, that party was in the parlor
waiting to engage his sgrviceS -.r
. hereyerened gentleman laid down his per,
while visions OF a fee foated before bis eyes,
as he dOnned black coat and-thought few
good words of advice that he would give the
couple anxious to he made one,
Upon entering the parIor. he encountered
an old lady, and young lady, and her beau
The. oldlady spoke as follows =: -..
: a ''ISishyou TO marry my daughter and her
teiIer,P displaying much more agitation than
the parties most interested.
"Certainy-I am happy to see you. Allow
me TO look at your certificate" .--.
Fhe yonng couple complied with The request
p The reverend gentleman glanced over the
document ard look Of disappointment ap.
peared upon his face. -'z--..s -ss srt- .zre - .-
2 " Halo II tAe wonld be bridegroom exclaim-
ed" Nothing burst, Ihope?' --e-.s -f- s.
q liam sorry to inform you that your eer-
tifeate is informal aud consequently | can't
marry you until another IS obtained Ds p
bat, Mister" cried theold lady, " can't Won
half marry um for tonight, aud tomorrow
wen get q. new ceftifkit and make it all right,
1t viii be a dreadful disapR0iutuent to tie
a1u"S l0lNS .a7a s--a s-a e77'a sE. r1-- rrra -s
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13
GOutatimal Department.

Ia The Teachers Institutes for Bradford
County, for the fall Of 1860, win be holden at
the following times and places, viz =
For the towns Of SmitLGcld, Athens, us
ter, the two Buringtous Springfield, and
Rdgbury, on Monday, September q, at
SmtLie.4 Ccatcr.
For the towns Of South Creek, Wells, Col
nmbia, Troy, Armenia, Canton, Leroy, and
Granville, Monday, October !, at Alba.
For the towns Of Franklin, Overton, Al
bany, Asylum, Monroe. the two Towaudas,
WysoZ, and Sheshequin, on Monday, October
-, at Myur0et0u Borough
For the towns Of Wyalusing, Pike, Her.
rick, Standing Stone, Tasc4rora, Terry, and
Wj.mot, on Monday, October s, at MerryaII.
Each Institute viii commence at o'clock,
P. m, aLd close on Saturday, at ;, noon.
l. is expected that Tie teachers Of the coun-
ty, will attend at least Cue Of these gather
iugs All Interested in ourschools are invited
TO meet with US IS frequently as possible -
Teachers viii bring with them Readers, Spell
ers, Iatc.loc-aa! aud Written Asi.44c,ics,
Music Books, aud paper and pencils
c. r. COBURN.
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13
E. l. BEAR3sLzY, Secretary.

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Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13

a GLASS OF BRANDy-Don't hurt ANYBODY.
Why, knew person, yonder he is now on
high-cbange specimen of manly beanty, a
pQrtIy six footer. He has the bearng of a
princes. His face wears the hue Of health and
pow, at the age of fifty odd, he has the quiik,
elastic step OF or Young men of twenty-five
aud none more full- oflmirth and wit than he,
and know he never dimes without brandy
and water. and ueger goes to bed without a
terrapn or oyster supper, with plenty Of c6am-
paigne; and more than that be was never
known to be drunk. So here is a living ex
ample and dIsproof Of the temperance twaddle
about the dangerous nature Of an occasional
glaSS,and :he destructive effect Of q temperate
use of good liquors. -. -. r. .r..-..Hr y.
Now it so happened that this specimen, of
safe brandy drinking was relation Of ours
II e died in a year or two aftcr that, of chronic
diawheG, "a common end of those who are never
drunk nor ever out of lqnor. He left bis six
children, and be had ships on every sea, and
credit at every counter, which -lern never had
occasions TO use. -Ai
For months before be died-he was vear
in dying-h could eat ordrink nothing with
out distress, and at bis death the whole aiimen-
tary canal was mass of disease T.; in the midst
of the millions, he died Of ipaniton That is
not half reader He had been a steady drink
er, daily drihker, for tweEty-eieht years j
He left legacy TOMS -cirildren which he did
not mention Scrofula Ahad- eaten up one
fifteen years ;aqotherg'iS in the
mad-honse the third and fourth of unearthy
beauty there was a kind Of grandeur in that
beauty butothey bIghted, and paled and fad
ed iato o5heaFeu,we trust, in their sweetest teens
a1oiher IS totteEipg on the veFgqo Of the grave 4
and only one Of them is left BitAall the senses,
andIeach Of them as weak as water. Why,
we came from the dissecting room and made a
note of it, it was so horrible --Hall's J6urhal
II AfaILA.rasgi hoo1 G 81 h.r9ds sotibuA aaI
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13

hs~ In all your undertakings consider the
one you have in view, and be sure it be really
good or at least Innocent ...
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13

caravan TRAVELLING IN AFRIcA- One by
one the caravan sinks into torpid slumber--
this time esp ecialiyDw}f n 10 theIi1t gle btodac.
the scene often becomes truly impressive The
dull red fires Pickering aud forming a circle of
.ruddy light in the depths of the black forest,
flaming against the tall trunks and defining the
foliage of the nearer trees, illuminate lurid
groups of savage men, in every variety of shape
and posture. Above, the dark purple skv,
studded with golden points, domfs the earth
With Bounds narrowed by the gloom Of night.
And, behold ! ID the western horizon, a splendid
crescent, with a dim aSh-col0red globe in his
arms, aud crowned BY Hesperus, sparkling Ike
diamond, sinks through the vast space.in all
the glory and gergeousness of eternal natures
Sublimest works From such night, methinks
the Byzantine man took bis device, the Cres-
cent and Star.-CdPtaig Buyloa's Central
1frica.
Or sdf ,7swoLa z2banLl- taa2aL 9 gGtTaG ~J5s
n na@ A little boy returning from Sunday
school,, sid to his. mother, /" Ma, amt there a
klhfchism for little boys? This "a: cchism is
too hard for me-
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13

rSg- How long did Adam remain in Para
disc before he siuned asked an amiable lady
of her husband. :" Til he got wife, was the
calm reply. a.t
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13

o. A man who was pitched utinto a gut
ter where garbage was thrown, describes him
self as being in an olalj condition r.
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1860-09-13

kE \ sensible farmer remarked " would
rather be taxed for the education Of the boy
than the ignorance of the man, for one or the
otheraI am compelled to pay"