The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1860-03-05

MoZis Adams Goes to Sea GatZernigger.
/ dident think l Good be puss wadid to give n
doller to heer no show that uvver cum along
| but squeazd and squeaZd my ole mummy pu
tel the doller cum, snd went to sea CATER
niger, the CRATE Eyetalyun singster. She tx
zibbytid her vocul powse on the mite, Gallo
| eavninge in Richmun and luther sitties, u
| Thersdy, Marche the /. in the ear NV Ann {
| Dommyni, 1860, in the Meatropollytun Haul
| on Francklinge streat, betwean the IxchaiI
! and the Wing offs, rite han side gorge up
| which i'll fommer dais it wuz a cherch preech t
in by Preechur Plumbur sed to bee a scrowiul
| in his vocashun by them that wremembus him
which don't, fer the reezun that about tina,
item l were 4 smol boi in the county nv Buck
ingaim Engaged in chasinge littil niggus roui
! a stror stacke.
took my sete in the Belcony NV the Haul
| with bill Nv the puTomunce in han and
cottun hankchur in the uther havinge Nv Z
tollibly bad cole like most evry boldly elise thi.
wether, and the mite benge ixtreemly WON
Lookinge doun upon the seen below, dscuv.
vers the quollity wv Richmun settinge on thar
benchis in brillyunt array. caZyully ubservd
to a gentIlmun by me:
"My naim is Addums" sails.
"What. MOZis = he sais
ST, Yes"
Sc " You Amt the reul Mozis -
81, " most and certny arr
Sc" might knoWd ii trum yo hankcher -
"Why " sails, " talDt got no naim it.
Jes bought it this morninge Civ a quortur cash
fer it. kin show you the very plais whar
you kin git anuther precisely like it for the
saime."
"You ar very kine,'' he sails, but l got
wun alreddy. The mex item 1 want anuther
I'll call on you"
{" Be shO and doc it," sails
cola hi Il
lty doun stars, and wuld be obieeged to him
IF he wuld pint UNI out to me. Which he did
1t. l wremarkt TO him that the ladies was
lardgely i'll Excess Nv the gentilmen, aud was
that becos the fOmmer is fonder NV the fine
arts and patronises um mo then the latter p
| sails. I" Partle' he sails, 4" but the rees un nv
the soOprubbundunce NV the fer sex on this
okashun is attributable namely to the fac
that thar is 4 genral turnout NV the female
skules to nite.' "AIl them ar gearis YOU see
thar" he sails sis MIR. Littabes, and them ar
is Mr.. Poul's, and them's Miss Peagam's,
them's Mr. hoagz, and ttem's the Baptiss
Collidgis," and soc on. He then Civ me the
sletisiicks female edgeyucashun III the
sitty, which astonisht me with mazemunt-
Ii accurd TO me that eff things KEEP on at this
lick for few years. what a cummunite NV
femmy9 wisdum the ole DOughminyun wood
be mo or less. But my Wrltileckshuns on this
pint reserves, they beinge cut short by the
risinge NV the curtinge. Preevyus to which
in walks q niger lOadend with q baskit nv
orrinjis. mistakinge NV the plais for q suckus
show. He went on doun the middil passidge
but nobody didn't buy nuthinge from h I'M
consequently he obsquotulatid, and were
seen no mo.
The pogram NV the bill sed-PART Frsr
Gran Fanta2 ger trnm SomaanabKitn, on The MAJ
'ck Cane. Majtck Cane, Mr.. SHENoRT. And out
Gums Mr.. She. ort, with a thinge that lookt
like the rungs NV = or 3 cheers lined together
and cummenst blowinge NV tenn on the
saim. 1t soundid fer all the werld like a bow
playinge on chinkapen whistil, and strained
ole ShenOrt that bad to keep it O goince. he
liked to popt his eyes out. Arfter he had doc
dildedoodildid fer a consderubbul item on the
cheer rungs, he wretreeid, tollerd by feebil
uplaws.
Then Mrs. GatZernigger apeard, drest in
brOun silk, with upper skeert trimmed with
the openinge being on one sled ms It'd of the i'd
dill. She had dlmuns and jewiIs Nv luther
kines in hundunce, thar beinge no less than
two brayslits on one of her wrisses She is n
stout bilt wommun, with her har coined back
over her ears, and looks rite yung an VERY
well on the stage They say she's upuds NV
fotty. She's got pritty mouth, and the nicist
set NV teath I've sean fer menyer day like
the cutler NV her blue eyes, too. She sung a
songe frum the Oprer NV Verdy, which |
didn't adInier much, nor the orjunce neither
Judgin frum the modderashun NV thar clap
pinge. Her vols hadn't cum to her good
Next Gums Sgnor Tom Arrer, a tenner sing
er, who treetid us To a RcmanSsr frum the
DtHtckSeramorey NV DoNSYZETTY. The Signor
tnaue mighty SLOW time, mighty slow
strucke me that eft he and MIR. Shenort h2d
changed placis both wood a dun better Tom
Arrer is admebly adapted by nacher TO pufiom
in Somnambulism, but you got to give him a
full dost NV wake-robin and red pepper befo
uvver You git ennythinge like activ vokiliza.
shun Outn him.
The next thinge we had was mellardy on
the Rushun Palmer, by MIR. Shenort He
walkt in with bundil NV broken tobarker
silk under arm and a bunnil Of laths under
the luther, puts the laths doun on tabil and
then puts the tobarker silk on topp NV the
laths, and then he begins Il beeting NV the to.
barker silk with littil drum silk. Sum NV
the notes was rite meler, and ha displaid a
CRATE deel NV decksterrity and su iflss NV mo-
shun, etupiLge doun TO his wuk IN 4 manner
that was most commycul and ridickulus. But
a man with good hard fingers kin make Jest as
fine musick by thrumminge on the back NV a
cheer. Arfter he had II um II UNITY fliddildy-
fumtid, for some item, he snatch
I'd up his trash and wrappidly dissileard,
foliered by the lafIure OF the croud. l ru ther
think Mr.. Shenort, with his Rushin Palmer
and MajicklCane was votid humbugge by the
assembly. A cuyus instrument is a cuyus
thing, to be sho; but when peepul goe TO heer
musIck and pays dollur, faint altogether far
to fool um with Igermarlg that wood hardly |
do mo than amews childun and niggurs.
In the mex song, Armonfses,'' Mrs. Gatza- |
niger atoned fer Mr.. Chenort and that slug
gish Tom Arrer. It's pritty song emmy way, |
and she sung it with tealinge, changing her |
a way that shode tho arts. She let out her |
vols, too, in sum powful passigis, and ef she |
Good run about The stage and floppt her |
a rms, as seen her do in Washintun, playInge !
Tore-a-Tory, it wood bin the very thinge |
we all quoiiity folks wantid. AS it was il |
was iustrate, and the orjunce oncoed her |
Iouuiy, which dun her good thort from her |
Siniihge when she cum back
,;,, ing Duet mat follerd "Armonfees," was toll |
no,y wen dun. As fur AS Mrs. C;atzanigger |
wa cunserhd, IL was all rite but Tom rrpT
az N"u oeglh la sing with her he's too ALL
M.eu iaIy and onmovabul. She onobt 10 gi,
a eise, as sumo Dos bull and oi, :,
kooo Si'ehist IN plaise NV Shenort~ th.ss N"
b. l. wight " Dc, num-
WIN regard to Part Secund shaun.
gram nuthinge pertickler needn't - % 70
Decos ~ was the saim thinge oyur asin onI.,
not quite SO good. and varegatid nv n, iy
songe frum MIR. Abilities, which acumnn;S h;l
sell on the plaDner--not the Rushun' hu, -.
rsui pianner forty, with 70 ieggs This w..
good thinge by them that undsr'
stud Frsnteh, which was not one NV UNI that
did, and pobaby didn't enjoy 1t tharfo. Sill |
liked il site better than Tom Arrer ard |
ShsnOrt bothe put together
The cOnsert bustid about ten O'Clock, and l |
'etide TO my ioggins, thinkInge thar was or
.andud doilus eileen gone frum the sitty NV
Richmun for littil ear ckinge, which 1t |
night \ bin better invested But its no use
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