Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-01-07
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10 cure the tooth ache. let an omnibus
run over your foot .... .
;" Look out for paint" as the girl said
"hcs the fellow went to kiss her. .as,
GoLp.-Tt is estimated that the impor-
fa'Ions Of Gold from California during the
last year have equalled $50 600 600. p
CrRlosITIEs.--To see two ladies' pass
each other in the street without turning
about to see what the other had oil.
The common opinion is, that we should
tnha good care Of children al ali season.
OF the year, bnt 1t is well--enoush in win
ter to 1st dcm side.
Some sl,nderer asserts that pancr. r.mak.
ers are tn. greatest magician. or the age.
lnasmuch as they transfer beeglr's rags
into sheets for editors to lie on
At late militia muster in Kentucky. A
big keg was used az drum. IF there was
anything in the keg, Prentice thinks the
men rallied at the tap.
BEAUTIFUL As winds the wv around
the tree, as to the era. the moss patch
roots. SO clinrs my constant soul to thee
my own, my beautiful-my hoots!'
The 0hjo river is getting lower and low.
er every day 1t has almost ceased to
run Il who look at it can at once per.
ceive that it exhibits very little speed but
great d"al Of toHom.
A New England writer savs that It has
been found that negroes can be better
trusted than white men. not to ba'rnv .e.-
crets. We suppose this is upon the prn.
clpai that they always keep dark
you look like Death on a pale horse
said Jim to a topper who was growing pale
and 'smaciated. "Dont know anythn,
about .that." replied the topper, but I'm
death on pale ale.
A voung lady Of New Orleans, who re-
Gently performei remarkable feat in row.
lSr. has been presented with b .antifl
vaw'. SHACK would have been more
appropriate.
The woman who made mound Of hu.-
ter from the cream of Joke and cheese
from the milk Of human Kindness. has
since washed the close of year, a nd hung
them on a bee line.
A Philadelphia Quaker Iis'lzad n sec
Esq. affixed to his uame, and advised a
correspondent to direct his letter. to him
without any tail, and he received a reply
srrerscribed Amos Smith, without any
tail.'
Two men, Joseph Sparks and Osanr
Flint, were assai'cd in the suburbs Of B..
iimore. lew nights ago. BY q gang Of
shoulder Litters. Flint was knocked
down, but his companion escaped by
flight When the scoundrels hit Flint,
Spark. far.
Charles,' said n young lady, the other
morning to her bean, What is the cansa
"i the school, house bell ringing sos"--
Veil, said the beau, solemnly. "If I
was 70 express an opinion, should give
il as:.my deliberate conviction that some.
body was pulling the rope"
"Wel,' said Yankee. proudly. to
travelling Scot as they stood bv the Falls
OF Niagara. ais not this wonderfully In
your country you never saw anything like
that. Like that quoth the latter:
there's far muir wonderful concern n,
two miles fra whar was born" "Tndaed"
said Jonathan land pray what kind of A
corncern may it be WHY. man." re-
piled the other, its peacock vi a wooden
eg !"
\ penny-a-liner never nses the word TO
cat, hut defines it thus 10 insert nutri-
cious pabuumsin the denticuated ORR
fee below the nasal protuherance, which
being masticated. peregrnates through
the cartiaginous cavities of the larynx,
and is finally dnmiciiiatett in the receota-
Gle tor dieestbIe particles" In this wav
he turns three letters into seven lines
hat chap knows his trade.
a Boss. want TWENTY-FIVE cents" said
a Jour printer to his employer.
"lweuty-tive cent.l How soon do YOU
want it, Jake ?"
Next Tues lay"
As soon As that You can't have tt
I've told YOU often when you are ia want
OF SO large sum Of money, yeu must give
at least four weeks nosice.
nss~ The latest feminine fashion is di.
amoni ring worn outside OF toe glove. on
the little finger of the left hand, to which
is attached a fine gold chain, terminating
with another ring, through which dainty
lace handkerchief is passed The effect il
stunning, but would be a good deal NOR.
so if they should attach fan. plraSol.
two or three band boxes and other articles
of female equipment also