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, 1860-10-19
The Lawyers Valentine.


Br join o. SAKE.
Tn notified, fair nelghbor mine,
BY one of our profession,
That this. the term Of Valentine,
Is cupid's Special Session.
Permit me, therefore, 20 report
. Myself on this occasion,
Quite ready to proceed to Court,
And hle my declaration.
I've an Attachment for you, too,
Alegal aud strong one;
o, yield unto the Process, do,
Nor let Il be = long onei
No s.oWllng bailin turks behind;
He'd be precious noddy,
Who, falling to arrest the mind,
ehonld 80 and take the body.
For though form like yours might throw
A Asculp,oF In dlstraetlon,
couldn't serve Capias-no,
I'D scorn 90 base an Action!
o, do not tel me Of your youth,
And turn away demurely;
For though you're very young, In truth,
You'rs not an-Ihfant, surely
The Case l. everything to me;
Ny heart h loves own tissue:
Don't plead Dllatory Plea
l.e,'s have the General Issue.
Nor, since you've really no Defense,
Why not, this present Session,
Omililng al absurd pretenso,
Give Judsmentby cOnfessionf
So shall you be my lawful wife,
And I-your faithful lover
De Tenant Of your heart Tor life,
with no Remainder over.
, 1860-10-19

=. q scene ou1uTIe4 " OUT oeppIf IItrN
Missouri friend, the other day which " COG.
impudcnce, have seldom seen paIale.r1 !
was sAne,ns tseIe on .ne nIIi'-i o ne -
Louis packet, when gontlenl.e ellns nP ~.
Jentlv siran-er q l,ir. win m ,o.,..o ~ ~ W..
tern 1nesiior
1r1o Won ,,..s tobacco ., 1|
a. YES sirIr ne r,ncio,,slv r,,liea nna rra.I....
inc 4 nlur of the kurcrl dimsn-ion.. n h,ri~i
h p fEe ssnni;rrns erho' istin~ "a fis Lr|r
r,t IN abo,,f o,c.iinh ~ Il uI,h ~, ol-,-v.-
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tborc ~
q wan I sho,,,d hint ,h.-. ~ -. a.,
;n,l;sn,na r.,,1v
str~-, ~ -, 49, (, A.. ~. .Il u
s.rveS snd bsrJi1- M. m, y ~ .,'' nan 49,. E M
the plug in bis pocket and walked away.
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y y, 49, = ~ W -
so-s ~ ~ NJ, Nm r. - M
and Win smile Md, ~ hsve ~. e1e A. ~
daughters married in Vienna, and she has made
tolerably good match" = Pay may ! pro-
sumo, said the banker, ITO ask the name of 1lf
husbandf' II is the Emperor of AnlllIIn
was the answer, the gentlemae being prIur1
Maximilian, Of Bavaria.
A, ,aa Ia, -. -. L. A.. h.,.s - 49,.
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a. ~ a. " I.s's~ hss .~o,s s.," ny ~ ~
oilo-s -. ~, .r h,Js ~, 49, ~
eternal I told you so" Rushing into The house,
breathless with excitement, be dropped Inlo BE
chair, elevated bis bands, and exclalmed, Oh,
wife, wife, what-wlat-do you thinkf The
old COW has gone and eat mp our griullI1ael"
The Old lady was ready, and hardly waiting %
~ ~ Wy ass .9,' 1 1,'' r. 4. y. ~
~, ~ -,'ra,ss ~ \, ~ 's
W "O''1 ~ . " s'-''- wy
The handsome hOusekeoper Of = Wes|syda|s
farmer was tripping upstairs, when she slipped
~ h.Sc ,Oo, ,,o o"o allan J M"rr, q1,oss ~ - n
hnsh.nd .sS;s;. y s.,s ,;,,-o- No. i.,-.-
;n- a. sbe .,.1bsra3 hersrlf III ~, ~ -..
, 1860-10-19

NollcE-eOLDIEna TEAinsrERs aAILons lar Their
~ WHOM orhan chircnl uha servcd IA any
-. y ter clrun mo under n years II mai daic
- .ales, sho .rt1d ~ u caofna in r Mcscan
q - . nllral1 Cl1lma 1nat have h11n
49, ~ hanla u cher arrnls have hrrn alcrl1llg
-lel ~ -. A1lnta acting l1r ~. literally pld lad
= Al.Al = " Washington alirnied d.
n \. LLOYD o.
AilefnaTa ~ Cl1luI. r1nIIrna. n1uniy Lad. a..
-sl.lslcs = az q ~ ll1lil u DsI.1in.nis-
NAA111n o.. De =. ist1. dlu
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09
"''N " Ngw-Y0RK, June 70, 1860
At MEETING Of the BOARD of DlRkCI-

IN ORS Of tie ILLINOIS UhNIhAL hHIHn0'H" WIZ
IANY held THIS DAY, 1t was: ,u...
P.sd That an assessment Of Five Dollars per share upon
te Cspit Stool Of the Company for the purpose chsh
the ont Free Land bonds be- and the .as hef.oy
called payable 2Oh day Of July 1862 and hst ne sn
be- PAYABLE on the stock registered In the CITY OF New os
tered IN London at the office 81 mess Robert benson 70
a.d that parties desiring pay their n.tsmeDts IN Lsa
nv The aIns at tie rate ii four shngs twopence to the
doa and that the Free Land Bonds with accrued interest,"
shall be- received par IN settlement OF the eau
nv ad reopened on the 8h and that transers be par
ed on or after that date OF shares upon which suca asso
,ent, shall not have been paid BY order Of the Board
'e"'' ~ NV A. F. BURNSIDE. Treasurer.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09

II
- TING ard other HORSES st WOODBURY. FARM
On WEDNESDAY the I'D day Of August win sel II pnte
so and 50 bead Of thorough bred tetg and r
Horses consisting OF abont IS thoroughbred Mares the
number rottig Man and the balance young stock Of bod
Catalogues Of stock ready for dsnbnon ono month
the day OF sale ard then be had application
Mr. d LEvIGENT OF the subscriber, r. ATTCHEsOS AL
EXANDER, Spring Station Lexington and FrsnsfsA
Railroad
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09
h)atebes, aewelrn, ST.
~HARLEs FRODsIIAM WATCHES.
TIFFANY 4 Co,
No. $50 BROADWAY, N. Y,

TIFFANY 4 Co,
No. $50 BROADWAY, N. Y,
RESPECTFULLY INVITE THE ATTENTION OF
their patrons and the public to arrangement ny
cted, by which, IN Connection with Messrs WILLARD
SON Of Boston, they have added the
EXCLUSIVE BALE OF the fRODSHAM WATCH
b. the specHies of their establishment.
To who nd ethera luxury necessity 10 accrrts
time ping this accurate and durable OF time
plesenis ecive claims Combining the results Of long studied
excellence has boon dinguShed by unique award Of
The GOLD MEDAL AT THE LONDON EXHIBITION
OF 1891.
THE GRAND MEDAL OF HONOR (THE ONLY AWARD
AT THE PARIS EXHIBITION or las
TIE GREAT RUSSIAN MRDAL-A PECULIAR HONOR.
AND BY PRIZES FROM THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT
AMOUNTING TO OVER iEVo.
IL recommending II 10 their patton flffANf& Co., slef
ve long and general acquaintance With the OF the best
facGns and havg tested Mr. frodhas work by tisls Of
Extraordinary seventy csaadent In asserting ia superiority
every desirable respect any watch hs has
under their inspection. For outside proof Of its performance
they authorized refer the undeTsgIod geut0men
have purchased the Wstch from then:
VIM. b. Aston j., Y, &c RAY, Metropolitan Hotel,
T.. EULTEE, T., N. Y. -.
A. 49, SANDS N. T., JOSEPH ALLEN, ~ Y,
w u GCNTHER n. T., w. H. BULKLEY, ". T.
T. NJ EsTRVEY, ~ Y, WIN. MASON, N. Y.
~ r. BIODdEfT n T., J. H. WAINWRIGHT ~ Y
Al q FLFMING n y l. NJ SINGER, n Y,
j. n. GKNIE, NY, c. H MCCORMICK, Chicago,
= j. AGNEW, n. L., q. Is, WAkhEN, j., Troy,
H. ". LOWBER, n ", Msj HUNTER, I. ga,
CEILING OFP.--Gold and Silver Watches,
- Jewory Cisara M,odsons Pianos, Paintings Furnta.
lyer aud Plated Ware. sowing Machines Piols, Books Lo
The place w 10 closed from July Is 70 Sept The entire
stoet viii be sold shssp before closing e. JONES No
Am IT., second floor
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09
6ouse-f furnishing GOODS.

A NOTORIOUS FACT.-The cheapest and bess
IA place to buy ReigeratoTs. SlysrPla,ed Ware Tsb;o
IUtIery, &c. u r.. u. BhSStoRUs,
tooper Institute As,orp,e, 81 aud 4th
GREAT BAROAIN-SMALL 0UTLAY.-The
W control of valuable article, in large dean nd be
cured at Q low cash price. Apply to
BUTLER. HOSFORD 4 Co., No. 30 Broadway, n. r.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09
Gbamres for Bnsiness Glen.

A FINE BUSINESS LOCATION, on the south
IN sds OF Long Isnd within ~ miles Of Now York BY rst
road TO LET cheap for term OF yes,s eonstns o. me
e worh of Goods sesdy for cash at good profit Loc,
Iop 40 M View of be ocean perfectly healthy churches and
hoos near by The Store open The present stock for
SALE at sssrfee Reason for selling has other basne and
essnos ssss aS spdsdssy corner Of Fuonst New
fofh. y: ~. rohfIn ff'P'''S''
AR s.-Pssssssion given immediately -
ANY one can mako $l0O per month with STEM.
fss ry ercaar before plchssns ssswhsns JOHN Mild
KIN Lawrence, Mass
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09

N1HE Subscriber offers for SALE, or to LEASE,
or to EXCHANGE for landed property In the Gig o. New
Yors or suburbs large and extensive MANUFACTUhlNV
ESTA LlSHMENT located la Connectcut on the Sound
communication with EewYork daily both by steamboat ana
railroad. ~, -.
me up replete with steam engine improved
machinery lathes tools etc. all good The boiler WA
new within the last Il months and together capable OF en-
blowing 10 The buildings OF brick and 'ao'tanta
son OF company about manufacturing business
IL the property not Disposed Of all togcthsr the 3thes ma
ehinery &c win be ssld seIsraey. Fer further PARTICULARS
address b. H., Trbane Office, New-York
VALUABLE OPPORTUNITY for INVEST
Y MEHT-For Sale, the TERRITORIAL RIGHTS for ono
OF the PATENTS isseed Demand extensive fnes
low. Apply to BUTLER, Mos az I'M S
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09

OCEANIC HOUSE, with about two acres o.
" Lend Coney Island, viii be Sold positively q, PUBLIC
AUCTION, July H. IL O'Clock the ve-tibulo Of Tie
City Hall Brooklyn. s3V0 may remain bond aud ncrssA
INQUIRE of ID. c. &. J. WISSLOW, Attorney,
No. Court-st, brooklyp.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09
noYTs HIAwATHA HAIR RESTORATIVE

warranted In every instance to restore Gray har to It's
original color II has been applied thousands oil cases la the
pricpsl cities of New Lngaad aud failed single in
stance accomplish all that claimed for It, No hair Is 90 gray
atha viii change beautiful and life
Ike black s not instantaneous dye which
crooks gives dead black color TO the hait the
tisut having submit sosp washing aud sPongng Of the
hair even tine 1t applied Is preparation OF sdphdi
sugar lead ingredients deeteous to the hair
SKIN article requiring prepare on washing DO
fore alter using Is applied In I'VE minute: tme and with
little trouble
lous in IL enscp ana sos osese y
de."-f Bslou's Pictorial
success wonderful and only say indorSe all
the proprietor say regard to IT, Boston Journal
For testimonials and directions handSlls accompanying
each bottle
Sold by r. C. Wells Co., General Agents, No lis franklin
st Csswel Mack Co., STRAY HOtel George w De La
verene No POS ay corner Itht, and by j. j. Coddng
tos us BrOsdwsy also ia Br, oklyn by M ~ Hayes,
No ITO Fuont and A b. Chadwick Court and Prvsi
dan.stL also In WamsbuIgh, BY j. " Butler Co., No 40
aa also ia Jersey City by Longtsf No 50 Montgomery.
by the principal retail Druggists and Fancy Goods deal
ors throughout the country.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09
Summer Retreats.

DERGEN Nights WATER-CURE HOTEL
ne from Hoboke Ferry 10y esery 10 minute
t. now open for patients and bosder Uymsasiics Billiards
Tenin DrCoetze ieia Sinithk Booker pToPretofs
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09

NOTlCE.-Mr. +. Z. FABBRI has this day with
IN drawn from hTm.-New.fotk July l. lB60
JOHN RANDALL Co.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09

NOTlCE.-Mr. WILLIAM ii. SWAN Is dal
IN suthodzed to SIGN OUR FIRM by procuration
GKiNkELE MINTURN Ca
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09
L7xTENsIyE SALE Of 40 VILLA LA, PL Z & !.

II pJBIIC AUCTION situated at BATOSNE, BERGEn
TOWNSHIP, N J-DAyIp SCOTT. A1eticoser VII sd =
Pcblic Auction, on THURSDAY, July IL, 1859, At saeA
noon on the gfound th- following yausoe property c,oaas
Of about ITO VILLA PLOiS Averaging from one nan acre y
three acres each laid out spacious SCALE 81 the tvenn
being 20 and wide Tue above property na'sd -
Bergen Nights ION the line oil the Jersey City and berssn p
Raroro) miles from Jsrsss Cry extendns rom Res.
York Bay Newark Bay, commanding hre Vows Of Nowi -
Bay and Harbor Staten Island Ne~sh Bay the cry 81 New
ark and adjacent country Th toe lsrsest add chss
vnf. Sites offered to The pac. sts~aboa al
leave the pier foot Of Yers jersey Cy a. lot oeSsan
precisely to parties 10 the properly Sges VIII run a.
DAY the Jer.ey City Fvy 70 Che pisee Tas ,ersa
helhiness Of the locality it, prohny 10 New York and Jsr
ey City and the low Price s Which me pie be sodsoa
such Inducements TO Capitalists and thee Ia search o.
home must cosHd the favorable condteras
Terms t0T and further inirnaton spoV to<pA
YlD SCOTT o.q Auctione,r No IS nonts ms.y a. iAaks
the Nc chaIes Traders Bank Eschse pe 'ef'o1
City, Nj
O'Clock D. d.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09

OEyCE or tn PHcrLKs FIRE IssUksSCa Co..
NEW YORK, July 2, 1860.
AT an Election held ION the 10Th OF June ultmo,
IA the following named persons were chosen Deeor' ~
company the ensuing year "a p
akp6aI.i Bootuian, Albert Mann, James . brouwef'
n RSnto, Stsws,i Abraham Legyett Crowel Adams,
Fireman Campbell Joseph z. Miller, Solomon banta,
Samuel biidssD, John w. Lewis Ue2fse Wstheb
Edward L. Lynch, Thomas Whsams Whlam VOL,
Peter n Chrstis Edward P Clark Samuel Raynor,
James 8. Lewis, George schnekei Diattnlas CIaih,
Cornelius Stsphsn Charles f. huntof Shristopne p"H"'
simon Sbinder. Alfred Baru.ors Henry s. Ieroel,
~ Eisnxet A r. Van Nest William Hertzsl,
lobn p Y,iy.rton John o. More, Henry David.
Thos. J. Bsnck, Matthias blooasooo a., ..,, c,., .
AT subsequent meeting OF the boHu nfauns ce.n o'F'
ss 70 elected President for the ensuing year
W" w. +. UNDEkHILL oecretarJ
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09
Gopartnersbip Notires.

MR.. EDWARD MOTT ROBINSON, late Of
Isl Ne -5edfc,d, this day becomes = PAarN Err in
House in Nei ork and San frsncco aud the interests Of
Messrs J. X. Robinson and CORNELIUS COMSfOCK
cease from and after this date.-NewYork. July 1860
WHIT COLEMAN 4 Co.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09
stationerp ano fanfn GOODS.

A CCOUNr BOOKS of every style and pattern
-@S' - D''N - DANIEL w. LEE staticner,
No, Nassau-st-
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09
A. Mxsvr Auctiooeer.
DY BANGS, MERWIN 81 Co., Irving BsiIA
I'D inzs Noe ssi and $50 broadway, The M0<spea
OEo. A LsAyrrr Auctionesr
DY GEO. A. LEAVITT Il Go.
rnApE-sALE ROOMS. No "a wALKER-sr.

ThADE-SALE ROOMS, No. n WALhEK-STs
FOR
ROCKS. gTATIoSERr WORKS or Art, 81:
ryy- Consignmenls solicited -d -
TUESDAY EVENING July TO- 1862 coinsen ing Of 0cSsa
BOOKS AT AUCIION-SALE OF pdyits Libfsy q
valuable BOOKS comprising the FORKS of bsnsrof ,rss
Prescott &C. and ans other sterling Books Of dtsry E.sS
Sc Together With the basne zoo h5EI.LEES StUtk
Including many popular and recent publications sHy ssd
ausItitiea :
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09

Cut this out for Preservation ,
COUNTRY BOARD, either transient or through
~ out the year, at STR AWBERRY FARMS. Monmouth o.
his beautiful arranged fol the rosideo- OF about ~
families within reseh of Tsbury aud Long or,Dch
Psr h- casaed TO supply the tabl7s a1aodsatJ
with Fruits Vegetable and dairy products In the vicinity are
shady Gods ghu smblvs aud pretty lakelo; Attached
Hall with music always available for social enjoyment
without charge. Terms IS TO 20 weekly each person Apply
AZ No o7s Broadway Tolmans SoliVentsng opriDs BED
Company. Jas. WAhhEN
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09
,ATEESON AND RAMAPO RAILROAD co.

A kAIERStDN AND hAMhlO h<i1l<itNhDO W.
II DIVIDEND NOriCE-A dividend OF two and one
, ,2t Del cent upon the capital stock OF hs Company r oe
80. az ~. oboo sfh Rogers Locomotive and Machine orA,
20 a EXchai ge-psce, kswYOk, onlUESDAf NhAf' JAY
and after that day at Peterson, A. oy the saosonoeh
June -, 1890. JoiA.' hoi h.'I iio
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09
Doar0 ano Rooms.

A ROOM on the first HOor of house pleasantly
IA situated in YoIie Central Park, be had
gentleman with without board Family small and
boaIdeTs Apply TO. address, A. b. No. ISL SpdugsL
10 BOND-ST.-FURNISIIE PARLORS and
lO BEDROOMS to LET Meals may be at no1t dyor
IL desired
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09

DLANK BOUKS-Eyery kind and size, fine
ID and .upersne In Qualities TO su purchasers BOOKSELLER
invited to call aud examine these goods
heFore Catalogues sent free Of expense
LOAN p kLLlS holesse Manufacturer, lat Fulton MI
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1860-07-09

OFucs OF THz CoNMoEw EALrH FIRE EsUKAsUB Co.,
No. WaH st., HewYork. June II, 100
nIVIDEND.-The Board OF Directors have
~ THIS Day declared SEMI-AHEUAL DIVIDEND o.
SIX PER CENT payable ON after tho I'd day Of July.
GEO T. HAWS, Sec.
The gazette and Democrat. (Lancaster, Ohio) 1860-1860, 1860-11-01
Put Your Buildings in Order.

Now is the tine 10 examine callbuiIdlngs
and repair them, if necessary. Rools
should especially receive attention, and
all leaks DO effectually stopped. The
heavy fall rains will show at once where
there is cracked or rotten shingle. No
animal can remain long under a drop
without suffering severely. Recolect
that water lot fall on the head OF human
being drop by drop, will in short time
become intolerable, and is one Of the mosI
severe tortures ever invented. Do not
let your SIC ok, therefore. suffer from this
cause. Nail all luose clapbords at once.
A building with one loose board is partly
in ruins. Glaze all windows aper.
wOrn.out bats and apparel don't look well
in place of panes; aud besides. Ihey give
no light. except into the character Of the
proprietor Of The building, or his tenant
Have everything snug about allbuillings
and leave nothing undono that should be
done now. Soc that doors are on their
hinges and can shut and open; that win.
dows can ba raised or .owercl, 30 thai
you may air your apartments when n,o'
essary. and close them tight when this Is
dcsirsble. by tight, wo don't meap that
all ventilation should bo stopped. but this
should bo specially provided for. Stove
pipes should bo put up carefully and we'll,
Many house is burned down from caro-
lessness or ignorance in fastening or ar
ranging stovo.pipes. Do all this, and YOU
will feel better for 1t. and have tho app'o-
val Of your wife Ior reward. - 0 Farmer.
The gazette and Democrat. (Lancaster, Ohio) 1860-1860, 1860-11-01
Using Money In Elections.

When men spend money with large
chance Of getting nothing in return, they
will at least save their reputation for dig
nifty ifthcy keep thor temper, though the
money should prove dead loss. The
last sum sent to Pennsylvania by the Flu
sion Committee, just previous to the State
election, was $50, 900, and their chasrir
is unbounded that tho return was a ma
jority against them Ofrathcr more votes
Than they sent dollars The Last sun
sent out by that Committee losthe ruraI
districts Of Central aud Western N "
York was $4,000. Without doubt, tho
result will bo abou. a vote and u half for
each dollar in favor Of tha Republican
ticket. and 1t is not impossible that the
whole $1,000 900 riise TO be oxpend d in
that region may be haluncedby majority
fexaOtIy that number Of vOles,-N, Y
Tribune.
The gazette and Democrat. (Lancaster, Ohio) 1860-1860, 1860-11-01
MOODS HAIR REsToRATITR.

BALTIMoRR, January 81 ,l636.
Professor WoOd--Dear Sir: Having had tho mis-.
fortune to lose the best portion Of my hair, from the
yellow fever In New 0reans In lsSt. was induced
10 make trial of your preparation and found u to- p1
swer the very thing needed My hairiS now thick,
and glossy and no words express my obligations
ln Won In RlYinR 10 the nllelad anch nliIananIa.
The gazette and Democrat. (Lancaster, Ohio) 1860-1860, 1860-11-01
Roaxh Berlnulng or the HOneYmOOn.


OA last Friday morning an athletic
young farmer, in the town Of WayLes-
burgh, took fair girl, "all bathsd in
bushes. from her parents, and started
tor the frst town across the Pennsylvania
line, to be married, where the ceremony
could he performed without license.
The happy pair were accompanied by a
Blister Of the girl. a tall gauDt, sharp-iea-
tured female of some thirtysseven sum.
mers. The pair crossed the line. were
married, aud returned 10 Wsllsville. to
pass the night. People at the hotel
where the wedding party stopped, observ-
ed that they conducted themselves in a
rather singular manner. The husband
would take his sister in-law, the tall fo-
male aforesaid into one corner OF the par.
lor and talk earnestly to her, gestioulating
wildly the while. Then the tall frmalo
would "pnther foot down" and talk TO
him in an angry and excited manner.
Then the husband would take his fair,
young bride into corner, but he could
no sooner commence talking to her than
the gAunt sister would rush in between
them and apgrily join in the conversation.
The people at the hotel ascer,ained what
this meant ABOUT o'clock that evening.
There was an uproar in the room which
had been assigned to the newly married
couple, Female shrieks and masculine
"ssesrs" startled the people at the ho;el
and they rushed to the spot. The Caunt
female was pressing and kicking against
the door Of the room, and the newly mar.
ried man, mostly undressed was barring
her out with all his might. Occasionally
she would kick the door far enough open
10 disclose the stalwart husband, in his
Gentleman Greek Slave apparel.
1t appeared tba! the tall female insisted
upon occupying the same room with
the newly welded pair; that her sister
was lavorably disposed to the arrange.
ment. and that the husband had agreed
to it before the wedding took place, and
was now Indignantly repudia,ing the con
tract. "Won't you 60 away, now. Susan
peaccful?" said the newly married man
softeniDg his voice.
"No," said she. II won't-So there"
"Don't you bulge an inch!" cried the
married sister within the room.
"Now-now, Maiia," said the young
man to his wife, 10 Piteous ton', "don'
go to cuttin' up in this way; now don't.
an cutup's much wanlerl" she sharp
ly replied.
"Well," ioared the d spsra's man,
throwing the door wide open and stal j
ing out amoug the crowd, "well, jest ou
two wimmin put on your duds and 20
right straight home and bring back the
old man and woman. and your grauilath
or who is nigh on to hundred; bring 'en
all here, and i'H marry Tie Who'e id ca
6OOJie of EN-. and pcN all sleep tcgether'
The difficulty was finally adjusted b.
the tall female taking room alone. Well
sville is enjoying itsolfoVer the sensation
iClevelani Plaindealer.
The gazette and Democrat. (Lancaster, Ohio) 1860-1860, 1860-11-01
BRENNAMAN'S
IMPROVED CHAIN PUMP

4 HAVE REMOVED MY SHOP from my rorme
Y stand On Broadway In ancastcr, to my residence
ono aud half nile East Of town on the pike whore
am manu- umclurng my Improved chain pump, aud
will al orders short notice, and warrant satsfuo
ton, ISAAC BRENNAMAN,
MnN 3, Is6O--ltf
The gazette and Democrat. (Lancaster, Ohio) 1860-1860, 1860-11-01
sam FORD's
LIVER INVIGORATOR,


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