The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1860-06-12
Artemas Ward on Paid.

The 81 great Snowman thus gives his
opinion of the Patti and her troupe:
The moosic which line most use to is the
inspiriu straues of the hand origin | hire q
artistic ltalyun to grind for me, payin him
his vittles Il close, * ! suppose it was them
slranes which first put a moosicaI taste into
me. Like all furriners he has seen better
daSe, havin formerly been Il kount. But
he ain I much allount now, except to turn
the origin aud drink Beer; of which bevrige
he eau hold Il chHrufulI easy Miss Patty is
snInwI Tor hir size, but the man sed
abOwt his wife, O Lord She is well bilt
4 her complexshun is what mite be called a
Broonetty Her ise is Il dark bay, the
lashis bein long 4 silky. When she smiles
the awjience feels like axing her to do it
some moor, Il to continner dom it "A indefi-
nit extent. Her waste is l of the most
bOotiful waists ever seen. When Mr.
Strack horse led her out thawt sum pretty
skOol gal, who had jest GRADUATED frum pan
talcts u wire hoops, was q comm out to
read her fust compersishun in public. She
cum out SO bashful like, with her he'd how'd
down, * made SIGH a effort to arrange her
lips so Ghayd look pretty, that | wanted to
swaller her. She reminded me of Susan
skinner, who'd never kiss tile boys at purin
bees till the candles was blow'd out Miss
Patty sung suthin or ruther in n flIrrin
tung. don't know what the sentimunts
was. Fur .wt know she may have bin
denouncin my WAX fingers & sagashus wild
beasts of Pray, Il don much keer if she
did When she Opened her mowth n army
Of martiu2ales, Jobolinks, kanarys, swallers,
mockiu birds, etsettery, burst 4th s; flew
al over the Haul.
10 it, little l. SEE | to myself, in hilv
1Sal ned frame Of mind, Il et that kount or
,srrv = Jake which you'll he pretty apt to
n. <e, ;" Of these dase don't do the fair thing
x ~ kin always have a home or A
" v ssz Harm, near Baldinsyille, Inianny.
s.o'Doe sung Cumin threw the Rye. 4
e OF that Swayne she deerly luved her
.tlr indivldoouly, didn't wish was that
air Swayue. No guess not Oh certain-
ly not. This is Ironicul. | don't meen
this lis a way | bav of joakin. Now
that Maria Picklehominy has got married
which hope she likes it & left the profes-
shan, Adeliny Patty is The championess of
The opery ring. She karrles The Belt. Thar's
no draw fite about it. Other primy dounys
inay as well throw up the spunie first as
last. My eyes don deceive my ear-site in
this matter Rut Miss Patty orter sing in
the English tung. As she kin do so as well
AS she Kin in Italyun. VIII under the sou
don she do 1t What cents Is thare in
Singh wurds nobody don't understan when
wurls lie uuderstan is jest as handy
Why people will versifferusly appawd
turin langwidge is a MYSTERY. 1t remines
me Of a man | onct knew. He sed he
knockt the bottum out of his pork Barril.
and the pork fell out, but the Brine dident
.moove inch. II Stade in the barril. He
sed this was a Mistery but it wasn't mis-
terror than this thing line spekin of.
As fur Brignoly, Ferri and Junky, thay
air dowtless CRATE, but l think SIGH able
bodied men wood look better tilln the sile
than dres sin thareseIves up in black close &
white kid gluvs i shOwtin in furrin tung.
Mister Junky is a noble lookn old man &
Orter lead armies on to Battil instid of
showtln in a fnrrin tung. Adoo. In the
lancwidse of Lewis Napoleon when receivin
Enmpany at his pallis ON the Bullyvards,
- SHOOT yu.' \ WARD.