The hydraulic press., 1860-07-14

DISTINGUISHED VIsIToR.-The Prince oil
Wales, otherwise known as Duke of Cornwall
Earl of Chester, Great Steward of Scotland, Duke
Of Rothsay, Baron of Carrick, Baron Of Renfreu,
Lord Of the Isles, Earl Of Dublin, Duke of Sax
ony, Prince of Goburg, High-Dum- -Diddle-the
eldest son Of Her Most Gracious Majesty, Victo-
ria, Queen of Great Britain and ireland, is ex-
pected soon to visit Her Majesty's Canadian SUBJ
jects, and perhaps take look ihupon the people
whom Old Buck addresses as-s'Feller-citizens! p
! He will be escorted by feet Of SIX vessels,
under Commodore Thing 'Em-Bob, containing
large collection of wild animals from the Zool-
ogical Gardens, among which are seventeen ring
tailed monkies, and beautiful stuffed specimen
of a Double-headed Calf, with which he intends
to astonish and amuse the natives. His Gracious
Royalty will be attended by eight Secretaries, to
note the events of his reception, and prepare the
manuscripts for publication in book form, 8yo.,
with spirited illustrations; also by interpreter,
whose duties will NOT commence until the Prince,
Duke, Baron and Lord of the Isles, visits the
United States, and goes among the backwoods-
men of the West. This latter individual, to fa-
ditate his labors, will be provided with copy of
Sir Grantley Berkley's unpublished work entitled
"a Hunting Tour in the Far West, Among the
Bl-a-u-sted Buffelers!"
The Canadians do not intend to signalise the
arrival of the Great Steward of Scotland with any
extraordinary attempt at display. In Difference
to the title last named, the Governor of the
Provinces will be at the dock when the flagship
touches, to deliver the key of his wane-cellar,
and make an exhibit of the amount Of provisions
on hand; after which the Steward will be escort
ed to the public plaza, marching to the music of
the bagpipes, where the freedom of the country
will be voted to him, and delivered in a ma
hogany box, after which general rejoicing will
ensue over barbacued bullock.
But the greatest and grandest proceedings of
all, will take place when the Earl of Dublin
reaches New York-whieh it is the intention of
the corporation to invite him to visit. The pro-
gramme is now being made out. A telegraphic
dispatch, by carrier-pigeon, has been forwarded
to Montreal, by the Mayor, apprising the Author
fties there of its details. The Earl is admonished
to dispense with his carriage and horses. A full
team of well-trained asses-the same as were
brought into requisition for the use and enter
tainment of the Japanese Embassy-will be on
hand to do the honors. General Toady will
make himself particularly oficious, assisted by
the Goldfish Legion. Ten thousand pretty girls
are expected to put out their hands to be pressed
and kissed for the sake of the sensation such,
as the Earl viii find, being one of the "customs
of the country" A deputation of the ssExiles OF
Erin" will give brilliant concert to commence
rate the ARRIVAL in which the songs of-0The
Harp that once in Tara's Halls, ssThe 1.-THE
Proctor" and "Give me Three Grains of Corn,
Mother" will be performed; the exercises to
conclude with the "Howling Chorus" and ssGod
Save the Queen" of Potatoes, or
If the Baron of Renfreu comes across the
Great Salt Pond to see sights, he'll see 'em by
Circulating" among the Yankees-anything,
everything, from The Terrific Blondin, standing
head downwards ON rope stretched across Mag
ara Falls, to the multitudinous turnout of fifty
thousand people, all anxious to make public
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