Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1860-11-22
VARIETY.

psS-As one Of the trains was approaching
Charleston under full speed, negro appeared
on the track. jumping and making extravAgan,
gestures Cor the train TO stop. With all the
breaks on, the engineer brought up and inqui-
rel
What's the natter -
When the darkey asked. Would you like 90
buy guailcr massa pa tcrriPin. or small
land turtle, which the negroes catch and cell
for six cents"
Sss--l say, mister. do you know where Mr.
Smith lives,' aid n countryman TO a city gent.
Which OF em!-there ART great many Of that
nanrc, replied the gent
Yes know therr be; hit this ones name Is
John 2 returned the stranger.
bB-A Philosopher who bad s,oddied almost
everything. saws BE- il satisfied that The rraaon
why girls are in the habit Of poutins out their
hPs, is because they Ar always willing that
theirs should meet yours half way.
Bal dida'tAt all expect company today"
said lady to her visitors. with y not very plea.
SAINT look e bat IhoPe You will make yourselves
at home Yes. indeed" replied one Of them.
starting oa. Il will make my.elf at homs AZ
soon rs possible
@S-"lll teach YOU 10 play pitch and toss -
III fog you for an hour will.T--aFather,' In.
',anily replied the ineorrigibIe, as he balanced
penny on his thumb and finger. I'm to.s you
TO make II two hours or nothingl-
ea- An lrishman put his head into a lawyers
office, aud askSd the inmate An what do Won
sell bereF' Blockbcads." replied the limb Of
the law Och. thin, 70 be sure" said Pat. IL
must he good trade, for We have but one Of
them left
@-Cufiy said he'd rather die in Railroad
smash up than steamboat burst up. for this
reason
II you gets OF and smashed up. dar YOU is !:
hut II you gets blowed up on che boat, whAr Is
vow
Sa-"Yon dentist, Bob I dill no, know you
wen IN that trade
-Yes, said Bob. Il follow 40 other bus;h,..
but setting teeth in beef potatoes, bread
Anl sch like
b. Repeated doses Of wAsh-boas,i are ssssI-
lent for Young ladies Afflicted with d,spep.in
aud an application Il. saw horse il very hs,e6.
c'Al for gcnticmcn troubled with tle sane die
order
s6SA preacher down Soath said.
% Lord We pray thee 10 curtAa The devil.
power IN this place = when an old negro, siuay.
rcafy with rrsponse exclaimed,
Dat right Lord cut he tail suaek saoovs
neA-irish Sergeant -" Attintion, COMPANY.
and tind n rosl rail- All of " tia, ar, pr,.
iH' say Herr ard All Of ye tina, are nos prcsint
ay Absiut
s9-A vicious horse Kicked borse JoeLsy
who wished bin mh-n
Better wish him sohnesl,srs sl.s.v .s.;d The
planter Or h. may Ia, you Ag2in--
So D. 700 knou What the s..ssle IN Ly.sh,..,v
90 "ssH i' ransFr Esssi heiSht bosi esrsssa ~ !
farmer
So. = 50 NJ do your'
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bui 80 hr
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