Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1860-01-13
FACT, FUN AND FANCY.

sanctioned with the greatest violence.
r. I AVE is like an eel--rather hard to catch
md good deal harder to hold.
VIZ read that heaven made man upright,
bgtit seems to have made some up wrong,
"a nor House. --the House Of Reprcsen-
iaiiyes at Washington at this time
Bow to destiny One Of these days he
may be polite enough to return your bow :.
Jcsncr is certainly queer fsh--sheSss
only single pair Of scales
SOME people use one.half their ingenuity
so get in debt. and the other half to avoiRbay-
ING it.
-"MA, If YOU give me an apple, ] win be
good No, my child you must not be good
for pay--you ought to be good for nothing.
Ten grains Of tartar emctic viii enable a
hools-kecper TO east up accounts with the nj
most facility
THE Earth Inhabitants need Mt be al
Ways grave butt wonld be a terrible thing IL
lie earth herself were to lose her gravity
= oun sorrows are like thunder clouds,
which seem very black in the distance, but
grow lighter as they approach.
A QcacK doctor has invented medicine
q such remarkable virtue that il viii cue a
Lam.
- VIZ know clergyman Of such rcmarka-
BILE se'f-deuial itathereflscs to acknowledgehis
Indemnity when caughtin questionable place.
- Wnrnn shall get panel p said the
Sheriff to the judge "Ehy, ! suppose, sir
NAT you can get enough paaels ont Of doors.
VS." Tnr coURr or DEATH '--Courting an
Old woman for her money, whom you expect
viii die soon after your marriage with her.
THr man who took walk the other
day brought il back again. but the next day
took a ride and went OFF with it.
n The common opinion is, that we should
lake good care of children at all seasons Of the
year, but It is well enough in winter to q let
them slide.
Lucy sroSn says there is cotton in the
cas- ofman, and hope in thebosom ofwoman. =
Lucy has put the cotton in the wrong place
this tims
Many person who cSclaims, at my
wits ends, doesn't seem 10 be conscious that
his wits ends scarcely extend farther from his
skull than the horns O. snail
Curip is q rogaisli god Who often makes
i his sport 70 contend with religion and JUS
tee tis ms glory that bis power makes all
other powers and all other falcs give place to
his
"a Doc named " Gipsy, swallowed a
quarter Of dollar not long since and threw
it up at tao expiration of three weeks. ii
turned out 20 lea had one, which accounts
for it not Pasiae
\ rouNY LADY, says one Of our exchanges,
remarked TO mai, friend that she feared She
would make q poor sailor. Tie gentleman
promptly answered Probably but Tln sure
you woald make an excellent mote
To KNOW tic pains Of power. we Nus go
TO those Who have it; to hear about is ! ~
sarcs. We must SO 10 those who are seekh H.
IS pains are real lis pleasures imaginary on
Tur London News says that the L al
States has been stationary for the last tw
five years We think that every man acql
ed with our history must admit that We
saiaed grosad ii that iime on
- A SLEEPY deacon, who sometimes er M
I'd in popular games hearing the ninisie XII
the words shuttle on this mortal coil f"
ted up, rubbed hiseyes, and exclaimed, -
on it's my deal
- WHY are young ladies al the breaking ;
Of a party like arrows2 Because they c,
so of withou, beau, and are in a culver
thcy get one.
- A TsrcE ~ CoURr "A Justice who la
~ tried lady in Cincinnati for cowhidinlpl
gentleman, concluded his decision as follows
Il a man were to attempt to cowhide me
| would strike him dead even in the forum
Int II woman were to attack me, I'm id
il know what would do !"
-IS TINE OF PEACE PRrrARr ron WA
just hear how Mrs Croly, the lady local o
the Rockford Daily News, couusols her sex il
view Of the fact that 1850 is leap year:
Are the girls aware thai this is leap year
grand chance ior those who feel that they arr
Herging toward uncertainties, to make des
pernte plunge We know one or two gentle
men who certainly ought to be married, ant
probably the right kind Of tactics would in
duce them to come TO the same conclusion. 4
little care, a little caution, so as not to scar
The poor victims, ana the game may be you
owns girls
= FREsn AlR.--Cive your children plenty O
fresh air Let them snuff il until It sends th
rosy current Of life dancing joyfully to thei
temples Air Is SO cheap, and 50 good, and s.
necessary wlthal, that every ohili should hay
free access lott Horace Mann beautifully says
ITO put children on a short allowance Of frcsl
air, is as foolish as II would have been for No
al, during lhe deluge, 10 have put his famil.
On short allowance Of water. Since God ha
Poured ou' an atmosphere Of aly miles deep
tls enough 70 make niscr weep io go on
ehilaren sinirl g BREATH