The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1860-03-14
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Nv 'nAn. Dezirtng TO putt into a fem nv pura-
manunt vally account NV the goings on in
the sitty, 1 shell frnm item to item ind uligs
miself in the lugsury. NV poasting up. as it
was, the Booke NV Richmun Amewsmunce,
and. In conformity to my planne, hentssorth
begin with = breef epitomy Nv the ivvents nv
In the fust plais. tbar's Lent, which 1T kin
hardle be called amewsmunt Except TO them
that luvs fish, which don't, Except lis tara.
pin aags, which IL ixquizitiye yittils when you
its rar you kin fine the nesses. Fer my part.
freakwently wunders why tarrapins amt kul-
tivated fer domestick fouls, beinge heep bet
ter than Shanghizc, or emmy luther foul. becoz
they wuddn't skratch up the gardin, and the
yung ones amt lible, reckin, to the pips.
In the neckst plais, thar's the setthge NV
the Ledgtslachur, than which has almoste
invayubly seen fur mo atracktive entersane-
hunts. Then thar is the Goats NV Lor, not
meating wuntst munth, like in Prints Ed
dud, but a harf "a duzzin NV I'm rnnninge all
the yeer rom, to the CRATE detrymlnt or BEN
nyfit NV sersiety, wunders.
Mecaanix Insteteut a wunder.ul man by the
naim Of Doc ter I3ebroun Wiiyums, which is
new kline NV fizishun, pracktisin the arte NV
Ellicktrosycollogy, which means the arte Nv
making pepu; bieeve that ennythinge is en-.
ny thinge elts than what it RELY is, wharby it
happins that when Doctor Bebroun Wilyuns
gifts holt NV a man he kin gincrnlly turn him
rongside out rs REGARDS his mine, cawzinge
Nv him to do the cuyusist kline NV trix-git
drunke on colGe wa;er-thiEk he's niger
aud got wool on topp NV his he'd, ard all that.
1t sertny is straiDdge what pOwur humun
bean kin Eav over nuiEer humun by eX-
serciZin this Ellicktrosy collogy, and clrnt
help thinkinge that by usin Nv it proply
sum goode might be got out NV ii. Fer ex-
ampul: SpoZin you make a pc man bleeve
he's writch or ball man thinke he aint ball,
aud her them iyNprrVnpncp. L
wood maik UNI feal better. But will the i'm.
preshun stick, tho Thar's the wrubbe!
Fothly, Gums the Theatur, whar at this
item Il yuDg lady by the nailn NV Miss Lueeze
Wells is playinge in equestrian drammers. l
fergit the naim the play thay wuz play
inge the night wuz thar, but it wuZ Il lnjnn
play and very rritty, having NV a blac boss
in it that climb up three par NV stars TO the
topp nv the hous and cum doun agin and dide
by the side NV his Injun mayster in a blaize
nv fiery glowry. Miss Lneeze Wells is a littil
teenchy bit NV gearl. havinge uncommon
pritty feet ard arkiis, and them that WIZ abuy
the ankils being round and smooth and swell
ing as thay advanced upuds, like thay wuz
ternd in a lathe. l Good NV hav visit a mo
classick nose for her, but she maiks ierstIate
Iniun squor. Mr.. IIohkins, he plays the IN
jun cheef finely. and SO does the yung man
that played the carrickter NV Wired Hand with
Il wiring in his nostrGls. He steps rs soopil
aud quick as emmy sun NV the torris that uvver
skrlpt Il white man, and talks as feerse.
Blu, on Thersdy mite, filthy, We had the gran
cellebrashun NV the Meddy kill Collidge at this
same Mecannix 1nste;eut, whar erythinge
goes on that goes on. 1t We're n rainy nite I'M
fotyunitiy; nuvverthelest thar woz a large at
tendunce, the Big Haul beinge nearly full
The Omry Ban WOE thar and dishcoarst most
beWtyful musick on thar instruments. Jest us
| woZ goinge in the HAUL who shood grab
me hut Spikenud Sinker, which had burnt off
one hart NV his beerd and cut off the other, and
had cum doun frum Buckingham to jine the
army He set by me the hole eavninge, and in
Joid the proceedings perdidJus. Sune as We all
got fairly see,ed, i'll cum the Faculty, creatin a
prefuun seuS;ishuu As they Walkt up the alley,
5y thar graiv and diguiiide depoement. Tnen
IJlierd about nunGud s.cWiuE's which had
grady uaiiG. They Waii.t two and two, rapid
", conshus that the eyes NV the crater part NV
the humun raice WIZ cast admrinly upun um.
The Ban played uIn along with a tenn. Littel
MIR. uunkin, he then prade RELY good and
aproprit prar. Then DIR. Joins he called up
the boys, Il duzzin or fifteene at Il item, and
Civ UNI thar diplowmus or sheapskin partch-
mence, signyfine that they WOE 1T libbity to 20
10th and fzziek the erth, kill or cuo, the cais
mite be- Aud eyry item parSel nv bois noun
lid the 1latfon, the oriunce ciant UNI. and
ciapt um when they cum doun agia and re-
ZoOmd thar seets
In less Than aquoriec NV hour, DR.. Joins
had made sly odd yung Dtc.erS. 1t wuz like
saltin NV sheep, fer the meeAniss Nv the boys
that wuz made fizZishuns and it wuz like
shellin out kon, fer The swifniss NV the trans
ackshun. 1 ixpeckt "A persepiibul increes in
the bills Nv mortality fer the ins uin wear but
arf:er that it will be better fer sick folks, I'M
twel fresh lode nv yung Doctors is emptid
upon the !ande. Peepil shocdint grumbil a.
10Th, when thay die in behart NV the heelinge
arte.
When the last gang Nv yung Doctors had
dssendid the fattom, and the orjunce had
clapt um, aud the Ban had played UNI up Il
sperrit-slurrin teun, then DR.. Pettycoa got
up and made nm a speach, full NV youmrus
illushuns ana sum NV the best advice uvver
heerd trum emmy man, which if the boys fol-
Ter it thay will attane eminuEt pusnul and
prOfeshnul StaEdinge He tole uGi how To
cunduck thcmself to peepl bottle sickle AID
well and to thar Teller brethrn il. The meddy-
kill siuncp, and l wisht to ERASMUS he had
speak Il leetil luwder, soc l Good NV heerd him
better.
DIR. Pettycoaler cuEclude6, the Ban played
"Hoamp, Sweate Hoame,'' aud then Par Glib
SON anEounct The comperZishun that lad ,tCk
the Warrin Prizes NV a Hundnd boilers Cash.
and Il tall yune man cum forrard and took it.
He must NV felt mighty good. In fac, it wuz
Il happy item fer all the boys.
Arfter that, Mr.. Jeems Lines aroas and diluted
On vayus suhjickS, but dWellin ispeshly on the
improprierty Nv Docters drinkinge too mulch.
tell you he did sling II III to um. by jung he's
Il splendid lookin ole teller, drest in bran
spannin new SCOT NV hoamespun. In his sta
tute and tom, he rpmnes me nv the men wv
she erly d;,i> Wv the Wripublick. Whal's the
reesun we carnt grow no SIGH men no"-a
days! The yung men aicer 10 me git smaller
and smaller evry jenurashnn they amt moth
inge but u bbns cum paru to the herOSe nv the
Revulushun. Ar this owingc to 4 ch:inge in
u,e aimusftar o. whut! l RESPECTFULLY sub
mi, the probim to the me ddyk!ll t;icuIy.
When the proceedings in the Haul WuZ over
the bots with one akord, regard to the phi
Wit residunceuv .Jimnotus Eiicktrcuss, and
thar did eet drinke aud be merry nntwpl they
ddent want no mo nv nuthlnee. Then l
spOsp they went To bedd, and havin alreddy
perchist thar ddil-bagzis and mt disins from
Mr.. Madanbakur's. they took the car tor
hoame sume the Gecks morninge, whar hoap
they arrived in salty. and will all do we'll AS
they kin with thar ini2pereunce, and eech NV
um that lef will send Two stewjunce to Till
his piais.
The weak's entertainments conclooded on
Fridy mite, with the secund co4lsert the
seazun by the Richmun Filierlnonick Asosia-
shun, which is u boldly Nv gentilmen j,ned
together i'll the puppus NV afordn "A high
odder NV muzicul sworrees every munth or
soc, and tharby NV elevatinge the muzicul
taisie NV the cummunity-a loddibai chick,
All shure and which / think is apresiatid
and will be sustained by the peepil Nv the
sitty, AS wuZ evidenst by the fac thar the hou>
wuZ filled up aim ,st inlily on the mite atosed.
kinEot say that am much on musck N.Y.
self, but what kin do l shill do, to dvance
the intrus,s Nv the Fiile.monicks. III We kin
git good musick made rite al our own dores,
why let's have it..
happned to git 4 sect by one NV the nsest
little ttiIers in toun. He WuZ rpmokebly
smooth shaved, and his eyry movemun:
showed he were we'll raised. l Iepa,d 10
injoy the consert 10 the uimus, but he upt
;:,.d tole me story about Mozis in the Bull
rush-s--not knowinge l wuz Mozis-which
started me 10 latiinge the rest OF the eayninge.
However. that didn't hurt me 10 great deal.
This arrickil is already two long to pummit
me To pticklerze the sep.it frechers NV the
program. The solos p!ea'd me most, aLd is
peshiy that ON the clarinet. TIE yiiin solo
wux fine, too. Sum Cv the ''Souns frum
lloams" is sweet Almost as souEs frum Heyyin.
Aud had no idee that such good musick
could be got out NV II bassune. But that which