The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1860-06-28
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Yes. my dear, how came you to think
of i,?'
Because. yesterday. saw Cousin Sal
ly's spark staggering down the street, and
lie fell downward.
Instead of retaliating upon man who
calls you a thief, liar. OF vil!iaa, cody
inform him that You have net confidence
in his veracity to bell We him.
Travellers SHOULD be careful to deliver
their baggage to the proper persons, as a
gentleman few days ago entrusted his
wife 10 a stranger, and has not heard of
her since.
\ lady describing an i'll natnred man.
says he never laughs bat he feels ashamed
ef it,
Do not be deceived by gentle exterior
Tender men have sometimes strong wills
Li.Ae drops of rain brighten the mea-
dows, aud litile drops Of kindness br.ghteu
the world.
An enemy to the domestic circle
man who objects to his wife wearing
hoops at home.
Society, like shaded silk. must be
vie we'd in all situations, or its cclors will
deceive you.
Memory is not SO bril.iaat as hope. but
it is almost as beautiful, and thousand
times as true.
WANrED.--Au intended bride who Is
willing to commence life in the same
style that her parents begun.
Twenty fashionable young ladies who
dare to be seen welding dusting brush.
or darning their brothers stockings. if
gentleman should make az early morning
call
Ten independent young ladies of good
families, who dare to wear their last win
ter's bonnet to church on a fine Sunday.
Fourteen young ladies who are any
body, who dare TO be seen in the street
with shoes thick enough to keep their feet
warm.
Fifty young ladies' of sufficient age 'to
go into company, who dare confess they
have ever made a loaf of bread or pud
ding.
A young lady who lately gave an or
der to a miiner for = bonnet said, you
a'e 10 make Il plain, but at the same time
smart. as L sit in very conspicuous
place In church.
girl sitting on p gentleman's lap.
with her arm around his neck and look
ing at the fire e-wcrks on the Fourth Of Ju-
ly, asked Linn if she was heavy. lie re"
piled
MY yoke is easy and my burden is
light
Good qualities, like good abilities, are
incomprehensbile to such as are deprived
of them.
Labor is one of the elements Of socic
ty---the great substantial interest upon
which we all stand.
\ young lady beirg asked by politi-
clan, which party she WAS most in favor
of? replied TINT she preferred wedding
party
Quinn had a gardener who was very
slow Thomas said he did you ever see
snai?' 'Celrainly.' Then you must
have met him, for YOU could never have
Oyeraken him.
A printer desirious of kissing his
sweetheart, addressed her as follows:
Miss Alberta, can / have the pleasure
OF putting my imprint on your bill?'
1t is a beautiful saying Of somebody
that Gratitude is tue music CT the heart,
when its chords are swept by the gentle
breeze of Kindness Many hearts, how
ever, might as well be strung with bed
cords for any music of gratitude that
eyer comes from them.
The girl who succeeds in winning the
true loyo of a tue man, makes lucky
h4 and is herself lucky miss.
Mr.. d., if YOU get my coat done by
Saturday, | VII be forever indebted TO
you
If that is your game, it won't be done
sail The tailor.
Gold is universally worshlpped, without
a single temple, and by all classes without
4 single hypocrite.
Lorenzo Dow once said % oraspinr
man. that if he had the whole world en-
closed in "a single field. he would not be
content without piece of ground on tie
outside for potato patch.
y boy being asked one day what made
him SO dirty. he replied. they say I am
made of the dust of The earth, aud !
reckon It's just working out
The Chicago wiswam is 10 be used on
the Sabbath for afternoon service; 10 be
conducted by al religious societies. 1t
viii take great deal Of praying 10 pun
fy H.
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