Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1860-05-19

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The First Fight on record--A Zoo
phyte.
Plural and Very Singular-Tns s;a-
mese Twins.
Neat Paradox-You will seldom find
an Attorney At Law-he knows better.
ANOTHER RAILRoAD ACCrDrNr.--Last
week, train on the Hudson River rail-
road arrived at lis destination IN sufty-
1t must have been by accident such A
thing could never have been intended.
"PANTISG FOR GoLD."-The LYONS Mir.
ror Of Thursday speaking of passing e.n
grafton, says A party containing five of
SIX females an pants. went through town
one day 'ast week. This we should call
painting FOR gold.
"A fellow wrapped himself in a sheet
to scare parcel Of lacies. All ran from
/ him like sheep except one strong minded
Old gal, who exclaimed Mister, i've seen
TOO many men IN sheets to run from non
you can't fool me y
SAD JoEE.-Smith met two editors.
who had previously been at outs" upon
the street walking arm ia arm.
fllI", said Smith, ''the lion and the
lamb lie down together do thev p
"Uh. yes said editor No. | ".Jones
'"ere Gid the lyn and | did the ammn"
a"d' OF course, we came down together"
WANTED TO FIND-A business man
/ h0wsoever graat in luxurv who c,o,,Id 49,.
stop to watch f,n,;,.i,a a,,k,ot' ',I;,at;
and out Of omnibn.es
A bachelor whose cor,e, d;3 M. o..
out first in front Of tho I,nL;n. ai...
A miIin.r pLo nonIi ~ o'"';'S mss
! 4 srbon, ,naahar 1 ,"ta ,',au. .,..
nur,iis was no, <.n,l..",.1 '.,e'Vs' =" MS
of their nor,,,+E ,-','ae' .L =! '''e ''a"n'ns
purse 3'H u '"e''
rv.,,,i.-
uc,...'., r-- ,r, ',',S ,,' ','1
ne l'e'ades.
A POLITICAL PARADoN.-A Hunter
I opposed to Chase.
-IHE NORTHWEST PASSAGE TO THE
WHITE iiorsE Via Chicago.
Small Favors Th.,kf,u- poo,
We wouId he gra,tIr n,Iino5 ,',.u - v
publicans Of Connacr;,n, ~ s,a, ', '"' .ts. w.
State few waol,s o,n - ,Laa ~ ~ 'nA'
come and sweo, ,t;- n;.,. "0''u NJ"
,-p'rLAE # NOT loeu'tI,-"Do you
take f"p'' AS the Member Of Con-
ste's inquired OF The Ioater who was oray-
g'n| oI bis proficiency ia the science Of
removing Supertuous eyes by the couoiuy
process
Advice 20 Native D,nae,;.s Va
trust tha, our servants fnn,.ri, ,r4 ,r,.
vate vii, study the manners mod L,L;,. ar
the re:inue o. the eayn,s Iran, i.,l,l.,'a 'a,'l
profit by tber,. rs il j. we'll krown tb,.
Japan u 4,!urx are rc,parl,I.r. ,,, ~, 10y
H..
T. o.,,,,.,., ..'''' "','0"' " l''neTfhcH---
:ta., 80 r'Ss, ''"Is o. t"e F",oRs spirit man
.ps'91 w. 'Iy 'T'S"''y 81 ''nG'rI at the arrest Of
,I;,od ,n ;. ~ W. V. S'n',ss n '"at we ar" IA
T,,"e0 I! /" r@J''t "@ha'ar. Wooster, lnr
''I'Ts' YER = ana me rest q the i.eNicog-
+ I'.1 ~. 'euS1'"''" 10 CONSIDER Con
'''.' ','S'0'N Nf"''n2 nous.
/ pe,rr,,,, Rro,~,'''-.
lo'a -. - 80 ~. i'h'.' 'H'' ANiHN,--ln C'ere>
nrmn;,l.. M -, "%',''" I''o%'S & carry out the
eh;rIran .;5- '"Sy ""oF negro
cb;Ijrr, n .,o:, S.t l' " sue WIN "nits
haing ,,ada =, 49, ..,, '.,'' ,.'''"
one ot 49,. ',,,,2.. o' t",tes,
'9 VI '"c ''@id OF Edu'
81 ,.',,,I .., ,..
ho,;l, '''''' nay '',@ Elr' should SIT
ss'5e 'o''',o E!E! than by irizzle
's"1"' ",I '''Sn OF "afe hee'ed NH'ch "ne"'
hr ,hs;m ,~aI., I cal sh""'"; ''er teith
I,.n '' Out "hrN "5ettion time
srs ,;l, ''s - '".s' sane "rP"'ican Lead
of ,Lo ntG.. nr.:.aI. ~ o1 ne envy true TRENDS
bas,sS nn,nh ,,h~Ie "sAoee lF'sh and bare
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