Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-03-24
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A black.republicsn, who imagines that
t1p eti,or of the Harrisburg Telegraph
has done him injustice, demand of the ed
ilor 10 'Io him injustice" The editor
replies that he cannot, on account OF Tue
high price OF hemp.
A couple Of Kenruckians lately visited
Boston, and sat down 10 dinner at the Re-
we're House. Goldfish balls were served
al the BILE, and one of the henIncSlans
taking them for corn.dOdgers,. proceeded
10 brake one in two. GeIling the scent
of it, he turned 10 his partner and remark
ed. in the most solemn manner, "Some-
hing dead in that, Tom
Col Benton once said that Senator
Douglas coat tail was too close 10 The
ground for him ever 10 be President.
1t is said there are four printers in the
present Congress, who got there by keep
ing bad company.
sin short, ladies' and gentlemen, said
an overpowered orator, 81 can only say
beg leave TO add desire to assure you,
that | wish had a window IN my bosom,
so YOU might see the emotions OF nv
heart" Vulgar boy in the gallery
"Wo pane in the stomach do, sir
"Whv, uncle DewlillIe. how dew you
dew ! Dew come and rest a little while,
dew how does aunt Fanny dew, aEd
how is she dewng now .! Aud dew tell
us about the news-and how the children
drew, and how does the craps up your
way d, W."
He that willingly takes from my good
name, willlngIy adds to my e"@d.
More hearts pine away in secret an
guish, for the want of kindness from those
who should be their cOmIOrtors, than Tor
any other Calamity in life.
II we work upon marble, il will rerlsh;
lf we work on bIass time will ehsce II ; II
we rear temples, they will crumblc into
dust if we work upon immortal minds
If We imbue them with high principles,
with Just fear Of God and OF their fellow
men, We engrave on these tablets some
thing which no time can etiare, but which
will brighten TO all eternity Daniel
UebSier.
It's shame that there are many jamI-
lies Thai do not take paper. IL they
would consider the advantages il affords.
they would, # reasonable, Immediately
subscribe for paper
Every man ought 10 pay his debts, as
near as possible. II he is honest lie wi.l
certainly try.
A Western editor says Wood, chip,
coke, coal, corn.cobs feathers, rosin, saw
dust, shavings. splnlers, dry leaves, old
rags, fence rails, barn doors. ninis, or any
thing that will burn or sIike fire, taken
on subscription al this Office
Its an old saying that Time waits for
no man, but the fair sex would have us
believe that he is gallan. enough 10 wait
for the ladies'.
An artist painted cow and cabtsge 90
natural that they had ro be sepsTsied---lho
COW having commenced ealing the cab
bsge.
The barber who dressed tie head Of a
barrel has been engaged TO curl the locks
OF canal.
The best light 10 lighla man ibRugh
the world. is pair Of gentle, bright eyes
in loving companion. moo
man who vas sentenced 20 be hung
was visited by his wife, wbo ssid--
My dear. would yeu like lhs childfen
TO see you executed Z ~ 8:...
mo, replied he. ..4 rf f..,ef
That's just like you said she. for
you never wanted dhe children 10 havea
lnhe enjoyment. fq
Doctor, said young Miss. Of The 'hieh.
heeled modesly srbooI.' Ma sent me to
tell you lhA, sister Maria Eupbemis Dub
cy Louisa Minerva Rhojy Jane has got
abre above the Trsi Of bsr leil foot. be-
tween the wrisiIsnd shoulder
A minister failed al The house Of
friend OF his fe other day. aud found tie
wife IN tears. tci l.ooA
What is the matter, my good sisls! =
oh my d'br join. my go.d hus6sei.
has Iun away with widow Smith and I'm
oul Of snuff p. bat
Pompey said be once worked fore
man who raised his wages 80 high that no
codid only reach Them once in tao years.
A man in battle is moi allowed 10 whis-
lie 10 keep his courage up. aud the whist
ling Of the bullets doesn't have that ten
deney.