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The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1860-05-01


Saw aud Grist Mill Machinery, Tobacco Scr,
Cumming Machines, Chinese Sugar Cane Mill =.
Thrasing MA chimes, sc.
EVANSVILLE, IN ,.
TgVIE PR0PRIETORs or THE CITY rom
Il dry beg leave to inform their frieuds aild tia
public in general, that they are prepared TO do all
kinds of
MACHINE AND FINISHING WORK,
aud everything appertaining to the Foundry bust
ness They are manufacturing STEAM ENGINES
BOILERS Of amy size and power required. Saw Mill
Mach iuery and Mill Gearing of any size; Distil-
lery and Mining Machinery, Tobacco Screws, Gum
ming Machines, Thrashing Machines, Malt Mills,
HorsepGGers COrn-shecrs, II achinery Of all Kinds
made and repaired. Iron and Brass Castings of
every description, Iron Housefronts, Cellar Crates
&c. Cooking and Heating Stoves OF the latest i'm
proved patterns; Hollow Ware, Dog Irons, &c
BREWERS. DISTILLEHS, IECTIFiERS, kC,
Supplied with every description of Copper ana
Sheet Iron Work, brewing Kettles, Befrigeretors
At:cmGiOratorz, Sparges, Stillheads nd Worms ON
Improved principle, Columns for Alcohol Stills
Yeast jugs, Cans SyplioIs &c; Copper, Lead and
variety, beer, spirits, OIL fc Brass Cocks and
Valves, Steam Whistle, &C.
EIs,I to ali parts to fit up work aud do
repairs or Steam Boilers, Copper and Sheet iron
Work, Dc.
They are dealing in and selling Aliens improved
Steam Gauge, Wrought Iron welded Pipes and To-
him Hiram hopkins Improved Smut Machine,
Stephen Hughes Flour Separators, Getman Bolt
inc Cloth Gum EIastc Eeftiug, Packing HofAs, &c.
OF . best ki,l.l; Tinplate, Sheet Iron, Block Tin,
Pig Iroli Babit Metal, Spelter Fire Brick.
hey have facility OF the best Machinery
and w0rkmen, and win give all work entrusted =,
them. their individual attention, filling oFdsrs
promptly, wsrr.nting their work, and are satisfied
with reasonable prices.
founder y, Boiler Yard and Machine shop Fine
street, brtween first and Second streets, Evans.
vile, Indiana. decT
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Receipts by Railroad.

z car loads hay, slaughter 4 Dunk"rson; , ear
lDads hay, J. q. Du-oucl'et; sar tHd c'al, J. w.
Whit: q beef hides, Preston Bros; l5i s'cks
corn l. 4 q. Hsinzu; boxes, bales, Keen a Pres
ton: boxes, ). :. Jaquess & c.; ! box paper. j.
II Maghee; box Il"rnbr"ok d 20; 81 bHSS
corn Vr.uiiss A CrnMford: crate rags, bile cop
Ier / SEX brass s. ufr; bales, 2 boxes skins, Wn
UabbeII; 3 cases tOhacs o. Preston Bros; cares
hardware e. \ Souutag; box. y q VHfcy *
90: lot wood ia shape, Samuel Orr; LoN nii-s,
]. DunkenspeI III bush bran, k"stcr y korif; :
car loads hay, 100 bags CORN Y casks ptIk, bre"h
- Altman A Z. SHRADER, Ag't.
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AN UNNATURAL MAMIA-The Decatur
Republican says that highly respectable
cilt gave birth TO six kittens recently, and
for some days watched over them with pro
verbal maternal care. But before hong the
feelin (this is intended to be II pun) Ct anged,
and one fine morning she deliberately cut
the throats Of every one Of the innocent
babes with her teeth
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1860-05-01

s.EnRt;E ;H.tIi& uti.t tak,-s tti.n-'irs. ia IN
orInipg hi. a.! .--tuiI - that in the quality and
EfvIe OF HE N,.r hs tatters himself lac cannot H
,,xcS,i,tI ~. may stiff be found AT the coilter "I
Ss.a,nd and Main streets, where the choicest liar
rs,-ss llIJ Saddles every description can hc obtain
81 .s.t the hest al L.,
Es- Rs.iarin., done with ncatness and dispatch
s;,,..od- hand Harness alwaYs on hand. iel
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Chr 9ailg aumr'tal.
RIVER ITEMS-

6&- Regular Packets expecting notices Of
their running arrangements IN the journal,
mast advertise Nth as. AL kinds of Steam
boat JOB Work done at short notice, in good
style, and at reasonable rates. Extra copies
of the paper for sale at all times.
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1860-05-01

ROOFLAND'S G1.H-HA PILLS,
being well-known throughout Europe and Amer
can need no communication here. They are purely
vege table, prepared with great exactnoss and
sugar coated No better Cathartic Pill be
found. Price Is cents per box.
These medicines are prepared Ivy Dr. O. Nj. JACK
SON & Co, Philadelphia, Pa, and St Louis, Mo-,
aud are sold by druggists and dealers in medicines
everywhere. The signature of @. NJ. Jackson will
be the outside of each bottle or box.
In T" EreTrrhotis's 1t1aaAae" published an
nually, you will find testimony aud c0mmrndatory
notices from all parts of the cnGItry These alma
I,avs given away t'y a ..ur ~ nts.
BEWARE or COGNTERFEITS.
Soc that you get H.niiahd German Bittors, pre-
pared by Or Z VI jackson, Philadelphia, Pa, and
thar ha signature is the wrapper OF each bottle
Keller y White. AGcuio Ser Evansville, Ind.
Lcieh 4 Car!stclt, dp do ="
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s4-g.nS ExPRRHS com PA

"a D-g.n 3 NIX p = ftkS f!fs.H p 3
o 81 NEW ARkANG EN- ENT.
The ADAMS ExPRESs COMPANY respectfully an
nounce to their friends and patrons, the public of
Evansville and vicinity, that with increased faciI-
ties tor tho transport ation of
Pr FL q II T., p i & x 4 q Els,
MONEY AND VAL MES
They solicit continuance Of former ftyor- rs
pecial taken in the collection Of Bills Drafts
Notes, and the transportation ot small and valuable
packages.
All persons wishing to avail themselves of the IA
cilties ot the Express, obtain any desired infor
nation ia reference tn the aud details of the
business, at their Office First street, between
Main and Locust, Opposite the Post Office
de Is q. II. FISH. Agent.
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1860-05-01
JOSEPH WALKER. Pres't
H. l.. HAYDocK, Secretary.
STATS or NEW YORK,

X. l.. UAYDOCK, Secretary.
STATE OF NEW YORK, es
CITY q COUNTY OF NEW YORK.. ~
Personally appeared before me this 18th day of
November, A. ID. 1859, Joseph Walker, President,
and Richard T.. Hayduck, Secretary, of the Secu-
rity Fire Insurance. Company, OF the CITY "f New
York an seyeraIIy affirmed that h. within state
ent 10y them Subscribed is correct and trua t. the
best oi their knowledge and belief.
THOS. 4. THORNELD,
Commissioner for the State of IHdi'Ina,
in New York.
This Company has complied with the law Of lu-
diana CONFER min. ni4Iiince Companies and is pre-
pared talk. risks in the city Of Evansville aud
Vsndrrburgh county, Ind
Il SABiN, Agent
d,-c1G II Main street.
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Gs3- BLINDS Of all sizes m;Id. To- order.
30 DOORS other than regular sizes on hand, Or
made short notice.
Doors moulded to order. Builders should. ifpos-
sibe, make their FRAMES of regular sizes, they
then hc Supplied nj any time.
Ceiling, Siding, and Flooring for sale. Mould
iIiass OF ali sis Feac;iIs Bodris feet long, ftr
sale chtal- Window contains tWeNeS lights.
~ tirrIr-f4 must iae addressed 70
T.. =. BABCOGK.
-nN Ill DIV Evansville. Ind o.
A>TELE az H-E.N~D -f-N'Es EsE T4R-
AZ III II,
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STEAMBOAT REGISTER.

ARRIVED YRON O'CLOCK P. N. SATURDAY TO. 6 o'cL'K
n. MONDAY
Grey Eagle, Louisville, Greeuyille, ID. Green,
Kate Sarchet, Wabash, Goody FreEds, Pitts,
Alma, st. Louis, Clipper, Cincinnati,
Dunbar, Paducah, MelnOtte, Pittsburg1
Peytona, New Orleans, Baltic, Louisville,
Pacific, Louisville, Altamont, st. Louis,
Argyle. Cincinnati, AltOma St. Lonis,
Mars, Cincinnati, Lancaster No. 3, St. L is
Hastings Pittsburg John G. Fremont, N. o.,
r. & j. Watson tow boat, Sunny Side. st. Louis,
Kate French, Lou, st Cloud, Now Orleans
Emma, st. Loui5. -
DEPARTED.
Grey Eagle Louisville, Kate French, Lou,
Science, Wabash, Goody Friends, Memp,
ID. NJ White, Wabash, Clipper, Nashville,
Alma Pittsburg, helnofte, st. Louis,
Peytona, Louisville, Baltic, New Orleans,
Pacific, New Orleans, Altamont, Wheeling,
Argyle. New Orleans, Altoona, Pittsburg,
Mars, New Orleans, Dunbar, Faducah,
ID. b. Campbell, B.Green, Lancaster No. 3, Lou,
John Tompkias, Wabash, Lue Esyes. Green River,
Hastings, St. Louis, John @. Fremont, Gin,
Silver Star, Cairo, Sunny Side, Cincinnati,
AtalAnta, Wabash, st. Cloud, Pittsburg,
Emma. piffakurg.
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vgyMH E.sRGRsT T0RxCC0 rs
a II rs,rr u I,Nrr I N TILL, CIR A 1,rn
E. Fendrich & Brothers,

Ny,uld rcspoctfuiIy inform the citizens of Evans
willie and vicinity that they have larger stock of
Tobacco, Segdfs, Sns.G, Pipes. and German
Smoking Tobacco,
Than any two Embellishments Of onr principal
cities
~. fore purchasing elsew here please examine our
Isr fnsnt, VIII icl pledge ourselves to- sell
nj the lowest baltimore prices and cheaper than
eau he bought in ineinBati lseIsvilIc; All We
ask is that You Hh.;ll call aud ug- f5r yourselves
We amy of the above ut Wholesale or ret.til-
Our establishment Is "a branch Of tlr well known
extensive Baltimore Tuiacro Warehouse Of Jos
F,nIrioEfeE Bros. No. la E.rtst street . 49,
y. FEN DRTCH & BIRDS,
HaItI -, t3,,or above f1r-I.
o,t2t Evansville. tud.
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STEAMBOATS,.
REGULAR PACKETS.
y D-s.N sD-EAEE, P.aDV<.gw, .a.N.D

wH H.E.N SE@K1LE, P.4D U<.GR, .R.V.D
IL CAIRO REGULAR sPASSEN
GER PACKET, CHARLEY BOWEN, silsn+.RS
DEXTER, Master, leaves Evansville eE[.sssasszsssa
Tuesday and Saturday, at AZ O'Clock M arriv-
ing at Padueah at . O'Clock, A. NJ, Cairo at
II o'clock, NJ, Wednesday and Saturday. Re-
turning, leaves Cairo every "Wednesday and Sunday,
at O'clock, p. M, and SmithlauI every Thursday
and Monday, at O'clock, a. NJ. connecting at
Il. H., and Packets for Green River Also con
Meeting at Snsithand with Cumberland River i';u.k.
cts at Cairo, with Memphis, New Orleans and st
Louis Packets
Tickets be obtn. ned on board the boat for all
Eastern Cites. sept23
kTT"S.N~S E-XLLR IND Pad UG.GA
III G THE fine steamer gr--
DUNBAR. Gus. Fowler, master, elL1i11t+tS
leaves Evansville every Monda y, EiE@sssz.5e1E55a
Wednesday, aud Friday, at Il o'clock hi. Leaves
Paducah every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday,
at O'Clock a. NJ. Connecting at Evansville with
the Evansville and Charlottesville Railroad for all
points North and East, with packets for Louisville
Green, and Wabash rivers. At Paducah with pack
cts for St Louis, New Orleans, and the Daily Mail
boats foT Cairo, Nashville, and Tennessee river.
R5-Business promptly attended, and charges for
freight and passage, charged by tie regu-
lar packet. Through bills of lading given to New
Orleans and all points ON the Tennessee and Cum
berland rivers aug1S
Il or SUUTH G.H.ROETO.V- IND
Il POND RIVER. The elegant
passenger steamer LUE EAVES, au-H+.4
MCDONALD, Master, TAYLOR, Clerk,
will make regular tri-weekly trips to South Car
rOlton and Pond River, leaving Mondays,
/ Wednesdays and Fridays.
For freight or passage, apply II board. de2Utf
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Fire and Inland Navigation

Kinks accepted at terms consistent with soveucy
and fair profit.
Especial GHeRfioI giren insurance al DWELLINGS
and Contends for t,y7as OF 1 10 gears.
The solid service long and successfully tried, aud
the many advantages the 4Eitna Insurance Company
possesses in its lice, should not he Overlooked 10y
those ready and understanding their best
interests,
During stringent times -" the necessity for
liable Insurance becomes imperative duty the
ability of property owners to sustain loss being
then much lessened.
Agencies in all the principal cities and towns
throughout the State Politics issued without de-
lay, by any of the duly authorized Agents of the
Company.
MS Business attended TO with despatch aud
fidelity.
A. c. HALLoCK 4 SON, Agents,
mars Marble Building, hEain-st
NDE.UO TsEL.---z..s. CDLBUAk.N' y ca.
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ilISIINN MIA d. HILL
KRATZ & HEILMAN.
(yIrrX EnHNnDXt

UFACTURERS AND BUILDERS OF sTEt
ENGINES AND BOILERS,
Saw and Grist Mill Machinery, Tobacco Scr, =
Cumming Mac hines, Chinese Sugar Cane Mill
ChraSing Machines, &c.
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- 6H.S.V'['E TO SKYE MOVE e.
Q n BittrrIn Brothers nuw iHtS ing twenty
aI,,la half cents, current Iaonrs, tor Spanish ana
Max lean quarters. tebf
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j. p. MCDONALD.
Canal Receipts.

FROM NIBLERSBURGH, PER WASH
INGToN.-l5 hhds tobacco, Geo. Foster Il
Co.; , hhds tobacco, Brown & AiknIan.
wv. d. DowNEY, Sec'y.
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1860-05-01

We can also furnish TRACK SCALES OF any ca
pacity. These Scales are from the Inanufaetory
r. r. FAIRBANKS a. CO., st. JohnsbuTg, Yer
mont. Every Scale is tested md sealed, and war
ranted correct. For testimonials We rtfor "a the
thousands of persons using them.
UORNBRUOK & CO., A gents,
nuv2I Water street. Nv Insvili-.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-02-18
A Curious Prayer.

A correspondent of the Western Chris
| lian Advocate sends that paper the follow
! ing
A reverend gentleman, direct from the
interior of Texas, stayed at my house
/ few days, al the time MilIerism was at lis
zenith in Cincinnati. He related 10 me
a rumor which he had heard in Texas OF
man he met in our streets, as q Miller
lie preacher. In Texas, this man prOfes-
sed 10 be Campbellle preacher, and as
such got permission to preach in school
house, and took occasion TO abuse all 9th
er denominations in general, and the
Methodist in particular. He said there
were men who prolessed TO be called and
commissioned Of God 10 preach the Cos
pei, but that he-the preacher-pretended
TO do such high credentials. After prea-
ching immersion and abusing all who
would not say amen TO his views, being
about to close wag whispered 10 him, if
he wished some one 10 close for him 10
call on Mr.. Il. He did SO. Mr.. H. took
the stand, gave out hym, and then pray
ed in this wise:
Lord, we thank thee that thou has, eV-
er sent thy ministers among US we were
a very wicked people before they came !;
some or us however, have reformed. We
thank thee that we believe thou hast cal
led, commissioned, and sent thy ministers
to preach the unsearchable riches OF
Christ, bu, as for this fellow, he has told
us thou didst not commission him. anu
we believe him. We hear strange stories
of him. Lord, We know not whether ihey
be true or not; thou knowest but we
hear he went 10 Galveston "A gambler; !;
that afterwards he became a preacher {;
that the young men who knew him IN
these two characters thought them rather
incompatible, and, in consequence, duck
ed him in the bay A; from which we doubt
not, he dates his commission TO preach
the doctrine he has proclaimed TO us
We then say also. that he stole horse at
Galveston; VIC know moi whether il be
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-02-18
Survive OF Perish.

The Sciences cf Life and Death :
We observe that machine for casting
bullets, capable of turning out one hund-
red and sixty rifle balls per minute. has
been started al Washington Twice a.
much atenliun is paid 10 the science Of
killing as to that of curing. More thar
! five hundred instruments OF wholesale de-
struclion have been patented within The
last twenty years, and only two great Gu
ralives, Holloway's Pills and Ointment.
have been introduced within that time. it
would seem, however, that these medI-
cines pretty fairly balance the account be-
tween the healing ART and the science OF
destruction. The probability s,thai they
save a much greater number o! lives than
patent rnes, pistols and cannon destroy;
and as their consumption is increasing in
aImos, geometricsl ratio in this country,
the cdGs in their favor are sugnenIlng ev-
cry year. The late California papers rep
resent these remedies as accomplishing
the mos, x1aordinary cures in that Sale,
and especially in the pIaters, wet and
dry. Thati most tenacious Of internal
diseases, dl tnery. is said 10 have lost all
iIs trrross S the eyes Of the mirers, since
the introduction Of the Pills; and the Vlru-
lunt ernpIons and ulcerous disorders, con
nac,ed by working in excavations hall
filed with water. under bot sun. are so
rapidly rrduced bv the application OF The
Oimmenl. ia, the diggers are less careful
than they ought 10 be to avoid exposure.
BiIlioss remr,pnls, and intermittent ievers
have lorciuf,re been terrible scOurges IN
the valley rf she SabTsRFnio, and in the
ncighbpIhood Of all tie waller courses
where tie presence Of gold las attracted
population; sul now,lhe papers say that
these disorders appear 10 be dying out un-
der tie reno aiing and Purifying operation
OF the former preparation. This ls better
news than llie intelligence of new gold dis
roveres--"POHsuiHe Minmg Regis
ter"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-02-18
1ntocnrc Aopcrsino Gerotur Ap 0uu s onO 5itns 1o'
SIEpHERDSTOWN JEFFERSON COUNTY, VA, SATURDAY N0RN

wa.hrub. giving the poor wssh-women
fls." Horrible fashion Filthy lash
ion
Show ever dirt is the one attribute 10
vulgar people. Ifany nan can walk be-
hind one of these women and see what
she rakes up as she goes, and not feel
squeamish, he has go, strong stomach
I wouldn't let one of them into my house
without serving them as David dld Saul al
The cave Of the wilderness-cui oil their
S,irtS
Don't tell me that true lady ever sac
rfces the duty of keeping all around heI
swee, and clean, to the wish OF making
vulgar show. | won't beIieve II Of lady
! There are some things which no fash
ion has any right TO touch, and cleanlines'
is one Of these things.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-02-18
Long Dresses.

The editor of the Atlantic Monthly des-
pises land who don't that loves decency 2,
long dresses. lie says:
Why, there isn't a beast or bird that
would drag its tail through the dirt in the
way these would-be lovely gIrIs do their
dresses. Because queen or duchess
wears loag robes on great occasions, a
maid OF all work, or factory girl, thinks
she must make herself nuisance through
the street, picking up and dragging along
with her, slraws, burrs, sucks and all
kinds of rnbbsh and dill. That's what
we cail getting sUIgariiy into your bones
and marrow. Ten minutes walk, AID
they return with sloca ines, shoes. under
dresses, all he drahbtd with filth. on
they go, alter the drsI wearing into The
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-02-18
Great Wedding in ST. Louis.

The 81. Louis Republican comes TO us
with full and very able report of the
grea, wedding Of Mr.. Timothy McKillub-
bin and Miss Sopia Slimlichgoot, Of that
city. One paper alone employed nine,
teen reporters 10 procure the fullest par
ticulars of the affair, stimulated 10 this en-
terprise, no doubt, by the uncounled afllu-
ence of the unhappy bridegroom, and his
rather novel choice of one Of the fair
daughters of the Rhine, with other circUm-
stances too wea'isome 10 enumerale, which
made this wedding an event OF remarkable
hugeness, jusliiying the papers in giving
all The interesting particulars.
Timothy McKllIigubbin is native, as
his name would indicate, of one of the
Cantons Of Greece. His mother never
had but one chilG-a boy-and by re-
markable coincidence, Timothy was that
child. He was exceedingly young at the
now in his forly-third year.
The splendors unmachable Of the
brides trosseau are thus faithfully given
One green and red colton dress, single
skirts, illustrated with representation o
The Harper's Ferry invasion, land correc
likeness Of Ossawatomie Brown.
One striped ditto, with two founce:
and tuck antique.
One copper-colored calico, to be worn
with belt more antique.
One plain barred gingham, trimmed
with black tape new.
Four Alabama silk hemmed chemises
Tplain.
Three nocturnal robes, same material.
One crimson flannel skirt, quilted.
Two crimson flannel skirts, unqullIed
One seamless cotton bathing ditto.
One heavy calico ditto three pIy.
One expansion skirt.
One expansion skirt more so.
Another of the same kind.
Three pair white cotton x
One pair half brogans, No. 8.
One pair kip.
India rubber overshoes.
One pair woolen mits.
One bonnet, straw.
One ditto, gingham sun.
Two Gotten handkerchie!s, hemmed.
One red silk ditto.
One corset, fastened in front.
One corset, fastened behind.
Six pounds cotton.
Three pair worsted stockings.
Three pair white cotton do.
Nine best steel hair pins.
One pair gulta percha gariers.
One hundred copies Missouri RepuOh'
can for bustes.
One fine tooth comb.
Sixteen bottles Macdssassar oil.
Two boxes scented charcoal denlrIhce'
One pair braces.
Hslfdoze leather shoestrings.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-02-18
Seven Fools.

/. The envious man-who sends a.
way his mutton because the person next
10 him is eating veniSon.
3. The jealous man-who spreads
his bed with singing nettles, and then
sleeps on it.
8. The proud man-who gets wet
through sooner than ride in the carriage
wnh his inferior.
4. The liugious man-who goes 10
law IN the hope ofruining his opponent
and gets ruined himself.
;. The extravsgant man-whO buys
herring. and takes cab TO carry 1t home
G The angry msn-who learns TO
play rapborine becau'e he IS annoyed
bv The playing Of his neighbor's piano,
r. The osientatious man-who llln'
mines the outside of his house most bril-
lian,ly, and si,s inside in The dark
Punch.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-02-18
PrCljtabIe Advice.

Never Tip your beaver TO fine lady,
and ass the poor woman wi'houtseemng
10 see her.
Never pass an aged man or woman
wilhout making a reveIental obelsanee'
unless your house is on fire.
Never break your neck to bow at all
10 a sweet sixteen with hounced dress
who is ashamed Of her mother, or to
slrulGing colleague who is hoFrlhed at heI
grandmother's bad grammar.
Never keep boy TO blacken your boots
and attend to your saddle while you
frighten your wife out Of 'he idea OF
keeping a nurse for the twins by
constantly talking of hard times
Never keep cigar in your mouth while
talking to a lady, nor smoke in carriage
or room where lady is sitting.
Never remind other people Of persona
deformity, or of the relatives who have
disgraced them.
Never leave letter unansW cred, and
use the stamp which was enclosed 10 you
to reply with, on a letter 10 your sweet,
heart
Never ride in fine carriage and keep
score of servants, whilst your widowed
sister trudges on foot and tolls for her dal'
ly bread.
Never wear a finer coat than the mer'
chant you owe for it. or the arlor whom
you have not paid for the making.
Never turn a deaf ear 10 woman IL
distress because you cannot see how you
would be the gamer by her better condI'
ton.
Never 90 to bed at ten, leaving your
wife up till two with sick baby, and look
ptchforks at her al the breakfast table
because The meal is bali an hour too late.
Never hear ungracIous structures upon
the character ol ~omon with quiet ar,
instead Of saying in Numbering tones, IT
is false
Never fall back from bargain after the
articles of agreement have been drawn
up. and only need your signature TO make
them perfect
Never insult the modest by ribaldry'
the grave by Iovity, nor the Pious by con
tempt of sacred hings.
Never refuse TO pay the printer when
you have read his paper for a year or
more.
A man who does this is mean enough
to steal rotten acorns from a blind pig.
Never be guilty of any OF these often
ces against decency and ProPriety il you
are gentleman.