American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1860-03-08
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W I've iobis ladies' rve bard By. 20
Ana eaeAte neetia goes '-''-' =
eshina gossto esess hsF eyes,
si Aud Debto eye her elothsS. i,
What do you suppose is de meanin'. Oh
my taxi? Now listen berry 'ten,ivsly 10 de
words OBJ 'structinn and you will berry
soon mo Detext win be divided into four
parts: De fust part comprise de- kind on
iokss dat cum head 20 listen to de- words
OBJ truf. De second part comprise dis
very 'portant question: What dsy cum
heah fort De tird part comprise de- prove
msnt upon de hole. And de forth par,
comprise do ha. wieh am de most 'poriaut /
part. sa' 'fss-A s''i'-'+ ~ g's.3
De iusl part oompris de kind OBJ foxes
datcum heab to drink from de fountain OBJ
life. Dey am composed OBJ all col RS: de
brsct sheep and de whiis sheep. Your
'sPected preacher 'pesk now OBJ d. color
'ob dar skin. For q white person am Just
as good as braok person provided dar
sctiors am brack. Your 'spoctsd preaoh-
or would be sorry to ifow up 10 de white
fUkes bout dc color ob dar akin: Ivr de
snuo uauu mhuo ub AL. W >tN ~ s,5 sF
De braek sheep am desc dat cum heab
for de 'spress purposes oh pokin' fun Al
your 'spected preacher, and put nossis 5ul
pea Hut into d hat. De wife am dsse dal
listen ',entively TO de word ob trui, and
put cent into dc hat. -
Den dsr 10 Dc wite gals dat cum heal
for de purposes ob crsckiu' jokes at you,
'fpected prsachsrs expense. and tryin' 4
catch bis 's2eeled I. which 10 berry usupbt,
OBJ dem. DEN dsrs is de yaller gala ds
cum beah for Dc 'spress purpose OBJ git.ia
promiss OBJ marriage from your 'spestec
preacher. But dsy can't cum II ober di
child. Dat am a fack! De gals alnop
take Q skips arisr Dc clergyman. n is on
Oh dar gratsst trials, and am thorn in q
flesh; ',iclarly 10 dis iniquitous town Of
Carlisle. whore 9 'speots6 preacher in
state Oh single blsssedness is OBJ no NOR
use to hisself ds0 DAT poor coon wich d
uigger loafsr found "slespia' ou do rsil."
Oar am aome fokes 10 dis cougrsgatio
dat cum hsab for do sspress purpose q
sbowin' dar fns clossl Now dis am bsrr
nsughsy: and sho Fs dat you am weak i
de upper region. You link dat your ,specl
cd preacher don't sos YOU oasiin' sheep
eyes al one aaudder. But he lab = hi
'specisd Don ycu. Dis sm de secon,
part % de tarmsut. and ply to de drsdfl
practiss oh msddlin wjd siugs dat don
uonsapn lyoulgS no sggfg t-
Your 'speotsd preacher am agwoins b
peak bout de horrid practiss OBJ oboin' a
'uoxious weed dat am called baooy-- You
preacher fall down 10 IIanovst 'ireet ii
other day, BY Topping on cbaw oh bac
'cy, and torsd bis 'speoted tfowsis, and
'oost hin Gec cent 70 get a patch put o
dem. Your 'spscted preacher lay be
while dey war mendin'. IL am 10 be ho
ped dat you will trow dc baccy away. an
cbAv slippery elm stead!
De prayers Of this congregation al
'quested for Nise Lane, who broke his L.
tother mite 10 Bill Potts ssllur. Also. 10
Mrs. .Sobbin. Who 'praiued her ankle o.
iAt 'casion. Also Tor Nanny Suse VIII
bab got little baby. dat she may live /
CIV her joyous husband msny sach proof
'Ob oonuuSiai bliss! Dis comprise dc las
part OBJ our sarment. 5,'- ~
Now | am gwoine 10 prove 'pon
hole. Wieh comprise DO vanity OBJ a
congregation, Your 'speoted preacher al
berry sorry TO sss dat De ladies OBJ DO COT
gregation copy aster dc white fokes. ID
am a cryIn' sbil. an de SooDsr I, am IL
of % bst,,r for DO risen jiusrsIion OBJ d
people oh color. iar
Now brudder Bell will hab Dc honor O
passin' round Do bat. Wich comprise 4
most 'portaut part oh do DISCOURSE
widou, plenty OBJ do one ting nesdful yor
sspected preacher would be 'mong de iiul
dat whar aud am not dat Is. he won
10 where dey pay him de mosll is
tashion; aud you 'spscIed preacher SlwS,
iike 10 be in fashiou, t'fs'
DE FIRST practical reflection derived fro
dis scourse IL whether did do whRil sva
soR Jouah--or did gonah swallow do wha
How some eoEpnOA faisrs. 90 die vuhje
nab concluded DAT Jonah did eat de whaI
nd your 'spSalsd preacher ooneurs in
erl,imsu.--bskoss dc people iE dose dgl
lfs,ds ds5ii far Jisk. I - y .A.s ~
second prsetisa rgaectieu iS, dat
d. whale swallowed Jouah. II was mOOS
l4Dky for Dc said Jonah dat he bad no,
t'kof blue pills Ia his pocket: beksse,
dai state OBJ De case. he would have he,
e'Qssus probable 10 hab cum out al tie Ia
I'd Oh dt horn. $500 " tt1{lrl
4 De tird aud last practical reflection
dat when Jonah was about being swAllo,
ed BY de whals, he felt q little dopa ia
Hosf'
q RELiEP oy NEvRALoIA. .--As this drea
fal diseasa. aava an exohanOa a heconni,