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The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1860-07-20
re 22d, 1863
EORMAL SCHOOL

o ORNIAL SJHUUL.-
The Bedford county Normal
e1os will open in the new School building, in the
W oi Bedford, Tuesday, Aug l4th, al O'Clock,
1. ALI the teachers of the county (who are
90. lending School esewhere) are most urgently
tslse'ed 10 attend and especially should all young
"" Inexperienced teachers avail themselves Of this
yplo'oniy OF receiving instru ction.-lt is, also,
msay important that all 7uch be present at the O.
penng OF he school.
'sA teacher, on becoming a member OF the
I'' VII be charged fifty cents 10 defray incl
-sa'al-TutOa gratis.
GEO. SIGAF00S,
~ ~ 60 County Sup't.
-...- ~ D, rrOi Cowley, Of Iron City College, will
HsOustion to all who may desire il, in Penn
-'s2'a AMI Ornamental Drawing
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AEolloway's Ointment.
SsSst

Bat Legs, Bad Breasts, Sores and Ulcers.
All description of sores are remediable bv n
proper and digent OF this nestiriable prenara
ton. 10 attempt 10 bad legs by piasterno
The edges OF the wound together is folly for shoud
the SKIN naite, boggy diseased condition remains
underneath 10 break out with tenfold fury in few
days. The only rational and successful Treatment
as indicated BY nature, is 10 reduce the Infanma
ton IN and about the wound, and to soothe the
nelghooFing parts by rubbing in plenty of the Oint
I ment as salt is forced into meat
Dlptderla, liberated Sore Throat, and Scarlet
and other Fevers.
Any of the above diseases imav bevcpreJ,l,v vo,,
rubbing the Ointment three times day Into N.
chest, throat aud neck OF the patient il win soon
penetrate, and give immediate relief. Medicine ia
ken by the mouth must operate upon the whole
system ere ITS influence can be felt in any local part
whereas the Ointment will do its work at once
Whoever tries the ungeun in the above manner fo
the diseases named, or any similar disorders a6sc
ting the chest and throat, will find themselves re-
lieVed as by charm.
Piles, FistulaS, Structures.
The above class of complaints will be renoved
| oy nightly tomentIng the parts with warm water
aud then most efectually rubbing in the Ointment
Persons suffering from these direfuI complaints
lose hot moment IN aTrestlng their progress. It
should be understood that il Is not sufcis M era
ly TO smear the Ointment on the affected parts hpt
| 1t must be well rubbed III for some considerable
time two or three times day, that it nay be Ia
| ken into the system, whence il viii remove anv
hidden sore or wound efectually as though nal
! Pahle to the eye. There again bread and water
poultces after the rubbing in OF the Ointment, win
DO great service. This is the only sure treatment
ior females, cases of cancer the stomach or where
there may be general bearing down.
Lndiscreti0ns Of Youth Sores md Ulcers.
| Bloches, as also swelngs, can, with certain
be radically cured if the Ointment be used freely
and the Pals be taken night and morning as recon-
| mended IN the printed Instructions When treated
IN any other way they only dry up in one place 10
| break out IN mother; whereas this Ointment viii
| remove the humour from the system, AID leave the
| patient vigorous and healthy being 1t will re
qulTe time with the use of the Pills 10 ensure las
| ting cure.
Dr0Psicat Sageilings, Paralysis and STIFF
joints.
Although the above complaints differ widely in
their origin and nature, yet they all require local
treatment Many of the worst cases, of such dis
eases, will yield in comparatively short space of
time, when this Ointment is diligently rubbed INTO
the parts affected, even after every other means
have failed. In all serious maadies the Pills should
be taken according TO the printed directions accom-
panying each box.
Both The Ointments and Pals should be used in
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1860-07-20
RIB Locke & Co.. General Agents.

L@NATURE is the great physician.-Thls is
now admitted by the medical profession, as a
fundamental principle OF healing science. 1t is
wisely provided by the humEn economy, that
whenever anything is wrong in the physical
system, the natural forces ofthe body are brought
to bear to eXPel the disease. The great aim,
therefore, is TO strengthen the natura! powers.
This has been kept IN view by the SklliuI COM
Founders OF DR.. J. HOSTETTER'S BIrTERS,
which operate to give tres n vitality to all the
organs OF the body. The effect ofths medicine
upon the stomach, the liver and the Erdnrys,
are prompt and decisive. The patient who Is
wise enough to quit drugging, and Try the BIT
TIERS, soon feels as if he had taken new lease
OF life, and as he continues the use Of the arti-
Gle, he is overoyed to find the streams Of health
coursing through his frame. Let all from
whose cheek the bloom has departed, give Dr..
J. Hosetter's Celebrated BHteGs trial.
Sold by druggists and dealers generally, eve
rywhere.
Dy@See advertisement in another column.
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July goth, 1860.
q SELECT SCHOOL

For teaching the pri-
mary aud higher English branches, will be opened
oy he subscriber in the newly furnished and beau
t'fui rooms of the Union School House, on Monday
tee 18th day Of August next. No more pupils VIII
C. taken than can receive every attention.
hRMS-From 81 to IS per quarter, according
10 tIanches pursued. The patronage of the citi-
<eTs OF Bedford and the surrounding country, is
specially solicited. Applications Should be made
naedl4tely.
J. ". DICKERSON.
re 22d, 1869
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I'D I r. Id

On the lIth inst, Harry, infant son Of John
order, aged months and 90 days.
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10 ST

u, Office
: The Pamphlet Laws for 1860 have
oean received, and now ready for distributon.-
justices OF ihe Peace and others entitled 10 them,
wlH cali at the Prothonotary%s Office, and procure
copy.
S. H. TATE.
July 2Oth 1860. Prot.
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COLLECT TOGETHER
~ All your ''OId Books'' and Magazines take
them TO PERRY'S Book Binderies, Fourth
and Race where you have them bound
good and handsomely at low price.
MAY Is, ,'60.-G ms
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the words "HoLLowAY, New YoRa AND LoSDov >,
are discerRible as Vatsr-mark in every Leaf OF tho
book Of directions around each pot or box the same
may be plainly seen by holding the leaf TO the light
handsome reward will be given 10 any one rem
derlng such information as may lead to the detec-
tion Of any party parties counterfeiting the med
cines or vending the same, knowing them 10 be
spurious.
'.'Soid at the Mandatory of Professor HoLLo-
WAY, 50 Maiden Lane, New York, and by all respec-
table Druggists and Dealers in Medicine, throughs
out the civilized world in boxes IS cents 81 Ct
and 81 each.
D~There is considerable saving by taking the
larger sizes.
n. B.-Directions for the guidance of patients in
every disorder are affixed to each box.
Nov. IS, 1859
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II P. PERRY,
I, S.W. Corner, Fourth and Race streets. Phil
adephia. supplies every article in the BOOK
orSI ATIONERY line, at low prices. Hav-
ing superior facilities a maDufact cturer, he
is enabled TO supply goods very low, and
make very fair profit. Orders by mail
promptly attended to.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-03-17
Bury Me In The Morning.
By MRS. HALL.

Bury me in The morning, mother
Oh let me bave light
OF one bright day on my grave. mother,
Ere you leave me alone with the night
Alone in the night the grave, mother
Ills thought of terrible fear
And YOU VIII be here. alone. mother,
Andslars will be shining there,
So bury me in the morning, mother,
And let me have the light
Of one bright day on my grave, mother,
Ere | am alone with the night.
You tell of the Savinnr's love, mother,
feel it in my heart
Bat oh from this beautiful world. mother
'Tis hard for the young to part;
Forever 10 part, when here, .mUihet
The soul is fam TO stay.
For the grave is deep aud dark, mother,
And Heaven seems far away
Then bury me in the morning, mother,
And lei me have the light
Or ole bright day on my grave, mother,
Ere am alone with the night.
Never unclasp my hand mother,
Till it falls way with thine
let me hold the pledge of thy love, moth
or,
Till | feel the love divine
The love divine-oh look, mother,
Above the beams see
And there an angels face, mother,
Is smiling down on me,
So bury me in the morning. mother.
When the suubeams flood the sky
Tor deaths the gate Of life, mother,
And leads US tS the light on high.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-03-17
A VI BO.
Exhaustion of Talk.

How long the conversation holds out TO
burn between TWO persons only is CURIOUS
ly set down in the following passage from
Count Goufallioner's account of his i'm
prisonment
Fifteen years existed in dungeon
Ten feet square Du ring six ears had
companion; during nine | was alone. |
never could rightly distinguish the face Of
him who shared my captivity in the eter-
nal twilight of our cell. The first year
we talked necessarily together; we related
our past lives, our Joys forever gone, over
and over again. The next gear we COM
municaed 10 each other our thoughts and
ideas on all subjects. The third year we
had no ideas to cummunicate; we were
beginning To lose the power Of reflection.
The fourth. =, The interval Of "a month OF
so, we woUld open our lips TO ask each
other If it were possible that the world
went on as gay and busrlng as when we
formed a portion OF mankind. The fifth
we were silent. The sixth he vas taken
away-I never kne " where, 10 execution
or liberty. But was glad when he was
gone-even solitude was better than the
pale, vacant face. One day Iii must have
teen year or two after my companion
left me) the dungeon door was opened,
whence proceeding knew ,.rhe follow,
ing words were uttered "By order of his
Imperial Majesty, intimate TO YOU that
your wife died year ago" Then the
door was shut. and | heard no more; they
had flung this great agony upon me, and
left me alone with il.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-03-17
SHEPHERDSTOWN JEFFERSON COUNTY, Va, SATURDAY N0RNIN

who were numerous and had votes. Mr..
d. then defended his own position. New
Mexico had slave-code, lie would not
repeal it. Kansas had chosen lree-cOn-
slilulion, he would not intervene TO alter
that. II ,tood on the nOn,uterUenti0n
platform. Mr.. Stewards eulogy upon the
Union was beIird by The acls Of his own
party. He himself (Mr. d. endorsed
every word of that eulogy. But the
Union was only glorious when the Con-
Sti,ution was preserved inviolste. TO
use a common, though not elegant phrase,
he (Mr. d. gave the Negro, worshippers
fits. The above abstracts from the great
Senator's Speeches show the age and bo-
dy of the play of Politics. Indeed we
may say they constitute page of our Ma.
tionaI history no less than The contest
now waging for The future veal or woe o.
our grea! County. .'-
The following rer-oration of Johr
Janney Of Loudoun, speech on taking the
chair Of the Whig Convention, the 22nt
ult., at Richmond, is eloquent. Would
that our country had more such goodmen
BY the way, the Alexandra Gazette of the
29th ult., thus commends Mr. Janney':
speech "It will be read with interest anC
pleasure, i, is eloquent and patriotic.
| Now for the extract "Let others DO q:
they may, will not embrace he offer
| DiSuni0n. | will stand under The ok
flag with the stripes and stars, and unde
the new one when i, is unfurled 10 th'
breeze Of heaven with its inscription o
1.-The Constitutional Union party Of III
| United StateS." Yes that is the tru
quek-sep TO quicken tie heart warn
with "our God, our Conntry and Truth.
Sb mote 1t be, .Anlen!!
= ANRO.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-03-17
Meeting in Heaven.

A Shareholder in one of The Southern
States, died after long spell of sickness,
and being a pious man, he arrived al the
gate Of Heaven. and found he was precee'
ded few minutes by an AboIillonist from
the North, OF the same name, though a
stranger to him in this world. The Apos-
lie Peter had jlsi let the Abolil"nsl into
Heaven, and The Shareholder who stood
without, aw itng his turn, was enchanted
AMI perfectly carried away with the sound
of angels voices, and sweet musical in
struments, which were hailing the en-
trance of The Aboi,ionist. Knocking i'll
his turn. The slave-holdsr was also admit
ted, bui instead of seTaphc sounds, ST.
lence reigned!
.How is this 2" demanded The Slave
holder, Of Peter "when an Abolilonist
comes here, YOU have music and singing
bit when a slave holder comes you are ST.
lent The good cid Apostle replied,
Shareholders come 10 Heaven every
day, whereas il is not once in ten years
that an Aboliiionist gains admission J"
sand, beside" continued the Apostle,
1--WE rejoice more in Heaven over one sin
ner that repene,h, than over ninety and
nine lust persons who need no repentance.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-03-17
Our CharleStOwn Correspondence.
CnARLEsrowN, Va, March s, 1860.

CHARLEsTowN, Va, March s, 1860.
Spring.-March came in tears and
miles. The Winter has passed sccor-
Ing TO the allotment of the Seasons. The
lowing reflections on The advent OF
,prng and departure of Winter may not
e mal-a propos. "The maid is moi dead
ut sleepeth," i" said Lord Of life, and al his
'ord she WHO, 10 human view, lay cold IN
7aih, received new life. 1t was called a
oracle. Yet from The beginning, when
he morning stars sang together over The
ew creation, year by year, the wonder
as been repeated, and we call il 1.-The
arse Of Nature" The earth lies cold
ld stiff. heI Life currents cease 10 flow,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-03-17
LIFE.

! asked the busy crowds of life,
VINO slrove for fame with Grenzied strife,
What's life Then said a voice foriorn.
"A golden dream, midst phanloms born. "
asked the gay end though less crowd
Who round tie shrine OF folly bowed
With thousAtless air. They sing the lay,
life Is the pleasures Of to-day"
D asked Ionely orphan child,
u hose griei-worn features rarely smiled.
."Lte is the bud of grief and fears ;
is blossoms drink the orphans tear"
4 songsteI OF the 6almy air
J asked, with plnmage gay and fair.
j coTTOTd, as il oweetly flew,
"fhis life is like the morning dew"
J asked lhe meek-eyed blushing morn,
With rosy light and freshness born.
Life is a morn, though fair and clear,
Ere nighldack clouds and storm appeal
} asked the sparkling orbs lha, light
The sable curtains Of the night.
"hlle is gem Of midnight skies.
Whose t"inkllng in the morning dies"
asked Ihe vast expansive GOOD,
A. on the oceans shore | stood.
In accents wild the pillows trld,
A., on the mighty man they rolled.
Life is fragile bark that moves,
4 shattered wreck tina! vainly proves,
Jpon a multitude Of waves,
is skill to shun the watery graves"
asked the monster Death, al last,
who millions in the grave have cast.
With ysage pale and dark, he said,
"Life is The victim of my dread"
asked the Herald of the Cross
1.-The prize of life 10 tell, and loss
1.-The prize no sersPh's might can show
lThe loss eternal DEATH and woe J"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-03-17
A Grand 1Yedding in Norfolk.

"
lie NoF'oiN' va. papers % ), HeS','T"' II
coh'd'" 'o"g oes''iP,'"'' " ,t'no
brew wedding which took place IN me OP'
era House OF lhai ciy NeoheS"a! !-'"'
groom being Mr.. ;. W. oeIIner, ue''
chant and the BRIDE beng MISS hen''e''"
Umsiadtar, daughter OF Tie "lhcia"ng
Rabbi. For the beneht "t our lady read
ers, we extract tbesi ohowIng
The ceremony took place at precisely
half past IL o'clock, until which time no
one was admitted, alhorgh the company
has continued to arrive and TO blI the loe'
bies and the street in front for bali an
hour previous, and II is estimated 'hal 'he
number in attendance could Dol have oeeh
less than Two thousand, am"nssf hon
we're large portion oI the mostGsspecla-
bic and fashionable portion ol our commu'
nifty AT the hour above mennohen me
doors were thrown open, ana N1e fush lot
seats was qulIe animated uh'i me room
was hlIed to oVeFlI"W'ng' "h1e humorous
found 1t imprac'caoie 10 gam au,hl"S"'e'
Order beng restored ho"eTer' we ce'e'
mony was comHehce"' III ''e oLc''es''' d.
"hlch mas oeeh APPROPRIATED 'o' VIC pun
pose. Lib,
he o'lcla"ns naoVi was 'ne o''uI
!alner' lsgs "I'I'" ao0'u ~ gIIaHy ,,o VIZ
i"'eieS' "l.'ne 'Is?s'on, "e ,La % p"bhi cIt
having 'aNe" '"e't po',''o"I '"' ~
co,,ms"ceg CON- ,nv ,he Se'c'oS CoT " or 0 HbrnEsm o
isaao anJ I,noh uo ,ben rea5 lecture
ro,,;,,r a,haar,roI, ,,;br,e - his rolioior
and ihe Mosaic law, and giving advice
IN his son.in.Iaw. The Groom, 10 his dauqh
A.. L.;Jo
TIaR,bb; had a scarf thrown over hi
sho,lJers onI kor, h;s ba, on a. did al
he Hebrews present, including the groom
dn,;no ,he ce,emonv Tbe oroom an,
bride were ,hen covered with a canopv
when The ceremony proceeded in The lie
. NJ y -; ~ ,l, Lr;Io
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-03-17

! SOlfic otdfntO IKE bard, diners SmO0ln
as ife Greek Slave. One has travelled
! all over tho North American continent,
hunted bears in Arkansas, or ihe wild
horse in ihe pampas of South America;
another has been on the broad ocean, has
seen life before the mast, another gradua-
ted al West Poin-seIved in the army;
another accompanied Col. Doniphan in
Keno --honia grand campaign over all Ne"
Mexico. What book he could write !!
Another has kept tavern, sold goods al
auction, travelled all over the United
States several times, been vel Of, and
broken-often. Two have been on the
stage-a prof, ssun printers are much ad-
dic!ed to: for about one.half the actors sR
the American board are printers. One.
We believe, has preached sermons; anoth-
er has lectbred TO crowded houses; anolh-
has served in Mexico with General Scott;
a sixth has been. assmp orator, member
Of the Legislature Sonf Wesl,' and fought
duel, we belieses-rEhree have practsed
medicine, kfR, sore, snd dealt in horses,
COllput dUN bNSkICSs L u udfc utlu HIu'
nicipsI Offices. nEaih or FIVE hare beer
officers orprisa.es. in various military
One. Served with General
Sam Houston ir-the Texan revolution;
one in the. Canada sebelIioD. Six or eight
have edited and published newspapers in
in the United States. One has bsen an off. /.
Ger Of packet on The "ragins canswl."
One w6onded-leg of--al the battle
Of Monterey Another has cleIked on
steafer, and was blown up
and slightly wounded. Some are, or
have been, married. some. are old bache-
Iors. All have seen more or less of life
and lis changeable scenes. They are
i've men, good, practical printers. speak
ing various languages and form a newspa-
per force hard To surpsss or equal.-Cin-
cinnati UniOnisi. /
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-03-17
Our FcTefa theirs.

Some man, " DO W d. uOiH W W. F
msa" thinks enough has been said abont
The "clorous deeds of our foreiatheTs,'
while too LILLE has been said in honor OF
our lorem lhers. lie takes up the horn
for them and blows it as follows:
We hear enough about our ioreiatheTs'
They were nice old fellows, no doubt.
Good 10 work, eat, or fight. Very well.
Bot where are their companions, their
"chums" who, as their helPmales, urged
them along Who worked and delved
for oar forelstbers, brushed up their Cd
clothes, aLd patched their b eeChes !
Who almost involved themselves for the
cause Of liberty Who nursed our fore
fathers when sick, sang Yankee Doodle
to their bablrs who trained up their
bows Dor foremothers.
Who landed al James River. and came
over in the May flower, and established
the other early settlements ? Were there
any women among them One would
lhink nol Our Yankee nelghbors espe-
ciaIlv make wonderful talk abou! The
pilgrim fathers who sQuated on Plymouth
Rock, and there is a great ADO made over
it every time lhey wish to get up hItIe
enthusiasm on liberty, and refresh
themselves by Growing over freedom 4:
and lhe chivalry of Virginia are not
whit behind them, when they take a
notion tQ.vaunt themselves upon the glory
ndsgfsstness Of the Old Dominion and
~ lIl g.
to plume themselves slyIy, upon the mer'
its and dolngs of William Penn. and his
associates but with all The "blarney
plenlluIIy distributed on all sides, wha
10 we hear or gather about our foremoIh
ers Didn't they encounter peri ant
hardships And after all, didn' they, win
their kind hearts sustain the aaegng spu
lis Of their male companions p!
Who ushered us into this wOrId-ouI
forefathers Bah No, indeed, it was
our foremolhers. Who unused George
shinglon, Anthony Wayne, Ber
Franklin. Israel Putnam, and host o
other wortGies, whose names will i've
forever, and taught them to be men anC
patriots. Didn't our Goremolhers Ant
who gives them the credit they deserve
Nobody.
We have our mnnUmen's commemora
ting, and our speeches, onr 'oast', and on
public dinners, celebrating The WcndeTiu
dee DIS of our fore fathers, bat where are
those in honor of our foremothers! ! W.
had better be getting then ready. We
talk ourselves hoatse, and write ourselves
roundshouldered while boiling over with
enthusiasm about The nice things our fore
fathers did, aud yet nothing is said about
our foremolhers, to whom many virlu-
Gus act and brave deed may be ascrbed,
such as any hero would by proud TO own.
We wish not ia deiract. All hail 10 the
noble old men, our (orefarhers, say we
May the glory of their deeds never be
.lsssu but The good book tells US 10 "ren.
nlo Cesar" ETC., and we wish 10
y Y! ord in season for women gener.
and especially for our noble and self
icing Goremoihers: lest time, and the
ided page Of history, shall blot them
er from our memories.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-03-17
Extensive Weed.

A gentleman. resident of New York,
while en- route for this ciy from Wash
ington. on the 3.20. ualn on Wednesday,
accom- panied by his wife. when at Kendall
Green Station, drew from his pocket
wharhe supposed was piece Of tobacco
bur which proved 10 be roll of bank
notes amounting to $3.50. Before the
gentleman could remedy the mistake, bis
wife snarched The supposed tobacco from
bis grasp, and Playiu4Iy threw it from the '
window. The train was the through ex'
press. and the conductor could not stop.
The loser of the weed came on TO this cl-
ty, and returned in the 2.2O train 10 look
up the money, with wha. success we have
not heard.-Sun.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-03-17
The Locusts this Year.

writer in The National InlelIigencer,
ing of the Locusts that they will
nence emerging in North Carolina
the 10Th OF May, and few days
lealor every hundred miles as we pro
gress north until the lst of June, in Wash
ington county, N. Y. This will afford a
fine opportunity to lest The correctness OF
o! the assertion that they DO not appear
regularly every seventeen years. None
Of the Southern tribe (thirleen.year To-.
cusisl appear this year. He gives the
following among other States, TO be oeeu-
pied by them
Maryland-From Anne Arundel coun-
ly TO the middle Of ST. Msry's county
from The Chesapeake TO the Potomac riv.
er. Virginia-From The south part OF
Loudoun county 10 the Roanoke river,
from the Blue Ridge to the Potomac river.
North Carolina Caswell, Rockingham,
GuIl(orJ, Roman, Surry, and ad-
laceht counties.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1860-03-17

OwLIsH.-A disagreeable old bachelor,
whose proposal 10 marry was refused for
the fifteenth time, last week, by young
lady, was heard Immediately after the re-
fusalto deliver most bitter philippe
against the fair sex in general, and cOnefu-
ding remarked
That the reason why Adam was pot to
sleep before the creation Of Eve from his
rib. lay IN the fact that if he had been
awake, he never would have consented to
any such Outrage upon his future peace,
or that ofFis bre hren.
What q G0sIY old owl