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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1860-06-30
Wood County Drug Store

The undersigned, knowing the necessity of
frst-class Drug Store in GRAND RAPIDS,
has leased the building formerly occupied by
the Post Office, and placed therein en- extern
siye assortment Of
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1860-06-30

aW Single copies of the REPORTER may be
had at this Office, at FIVE CENTS each.
Office on the bluff, opposite Magnolia House.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1860-06-30
THB WOOD COUNTY REPORTER.

is PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY, AT
Grand Rapids, Wood Co., Wis
JOHN N. BRUNDAGE, EDrToR AND PUBLISHER
E. b. HAINES, CoRREsPoEDISe EDITOR
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13

II tbs Senate, yesterday, after the pTesenta.
ton Of petitions and memorials, and the second
reading Of bills, Mr.. Harrison's bill ITO sus-
pend Tor two years, the school library tax, "
was read the third time aud passed, by vote
Of % TO 10. The bill To enable the Bank of
Massillon TO close up its affairs" was passed in
Committee Of the Whole, and referred by the
Senate, to the Committee on the Judiciary. A
discussion upon Mr.. MOores bill 10 repeal the
act repeating the ten per cent. law, occupied
most Of the day. The bill was at last indef-
mite postponed.
In the House, q number Of petitions and
memorials were presented, and bills were read
the second time-after which tho bill making
partial appropriations for 1860, was read the
third time anI passed. The following bills were
introduced and read the first time: Supplemental
to an act relating TO jurics, passed February
9.l93l; Supplementary to an act entitled an act
prescribing the duties Of Supervisors and relR,
ting to roads and highways; To amend the
| 18th section of the act entitled an act to es-
1 tablsh code Of civil procedure; To amend an
act entitled an act defining the Jurisdiction
and practice of Probate Courts in the counties
of Erie, Lucas, DC; To amend an act entitled
an act Of the jurisdiction of procedure before
justices of the peace, and duties Of constabes;
To amend an act entitled an act to provide for
the appointment Of Police Commissioners in
cities of the fret class. Much of the forenoon
was occupied in discussing the resolution to
print 6, 900 copies of the Governors Inaugural
Address, and it was laid upon the table. A
resolution was adopted to adjourn on the 9th
inst until the 30th. The report Of the COM
mittee, appointed to confer with the Proprietors
of the Journal and Statesman, relative to
printing the proceedings, was taken up, dis
eussed at great length, and finally the House
refused to adopt it, by vote of Al yeas to 81
nays. After some unimPOrtant business, the
House Statesman, 18th.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13

Il is time that We were rid Of Yankee school
bO0ks. Ever since Morse published his Geog-
raphy, in which there were flings &C the institu-
tionS Of the South, the School Books Of the
North which have flooded the South-in fact,
We have hsd no other school books--have been
hlled with Abolitionism, and if not with the
outrightness Of LongfoiloW's anli~slaveTy cant,
the books, nevertheless, squinted that way, and
had the faint Of NoTthern fanaticism in them.
Richmond Enquire
The Richmond ohivalry in their fright drove
out two Yankee sohool,maIms, and like rowdy
boys propose to throw the Yankee school books
ailer them. They viii then be in the blissiul
ignorance Gov. Wise once bOGsted his Con
gressiOnAl district enjoyed when not news
paper was published therein, for the Enquirer
in donOuncing Northern, says 1--WE have had
no other school books" Again
There is treason to the South in many of
these Northern school books. And they have
made US very squeamish until lately in pro-
claiming the moral right of slavery.
No doubt Of it, for probably Noah Websters
Elementary Spelling Book was used by Yam
keo school teachers in the Old Dominion when
the Enquirer editors were whining school
boys" Tho first Easy Lesson" begins
"NO man should put of tho law Of God"
AL such Northern fanatieism" must now
be exPurgated, lest future Virginia editors also
become "very squeamish in prOelaiming the
moral right of slavery" The Enquirer goes
on;
We must stop this Northern inundation Ot
/ school books. Have we not Southern men
capable Of compiling them? Have we not a
Southern literature from which much Of the
compilation might be made How many
beautiful things, just ft for such school books,
have Writ, and Legare, and Grimke and others
written, to say nothing Of the political speeches
of our Southern and Western orators of the
Slave States, whose names and elOquence are
true TO the Constitution, and are able expositors
Of it!
A Southern school book of the Enquirer's
compilation would be curiosity indeed
Washington, jefferson, Madison, Patrick Hem
ry, with the old poets and the modern, would
be Ostraeised as fanatics, and would give place
to the political speeches of Wise. Keit,
stevens, Davis, Foote, Hammond, IversOn.
Hunter, Mason, Sims, and such like Southern
and Western orators Of the Slave States, whose
names and eloquence are true to the COnstitu,
ton, and are able e1pOsitOrs of it )" The En-
quirer In its zeal for proper Southern school
books even hin.s at the expurgatiOn Of
all portions of the Bible except where slavery
is justified, "as it is justified" it says, ''in
Paurs most beautiful letter to Philemon, as
well as in the Old Testament"
Let the South get up school books by all
means, Possibly their slaves viii then be per.
mitted to learn to read, and philanthropic
women win no longer be imprisoned or driven
out for teaching the simple A B. C.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
Ohio Churns vs.. virginia Guns

A Columbus letter says :-'I have been in
fOlmed by gentleman from the Southern part
Of the State that Gov Wise had caused can.
non to be PlanIed at Wheeling, Parkersburgb
Point Pleasant and two other places on the
River, pointed at Ohio, to be ready for action
and some one on this side opposite Parkers.
burgh, has got two large wooden Churns and
placed them on the bank of the river, elevated
with their muzzles towards the latter place,
ready ito scatter destruction on the negro
drivers"
1t is supposed THAT Mr.. Harrison, of Madi.
son, heard of this tremendous demonstration on
Virginia when incubating his military invasion
bill Hence the early chipping Of the shell,
and the untimely eaekle with which he has
amused the Senate and the people of Ohio.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
Free sonDelerntionn nt Chnrleslon.

The Richmond Enquirer deYOtss two col
umns to the New York Democracy, and comes
to the conclusion that the Albany Regency
delegates appointed by Cassidy Co. in State
Convention to represent the Democracy of New
York at Charleston, will be unceremoniOusly
kicked out; and that the delegates elected by
the Thirty five conventions in the Congressional
Districts will be admitted to represent ''the
popular will of the entire conservative Democ-
racy of the State"
If delegates Oace defled with Free SOilism
are to be excluded by the South at Charleston,
will our neighbOr of the Plain Dealer take the
position of an inside or outside pillar of the
Democratic slave temple! Suppose he journey
Southwark with the old and late files Of his
very consistent sheet under his arm, and submit
the question of "pOst of honor" to an examina-
ton Of the records!
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
rrohibItIon Of slavery in Nebraska.


The friends of Freedom in Nebraska have by
pTaiso-wOrthy perseverance at last succeeded in
getting bill through the Territorial LegisIa-
tuTe which provides that slavery or involuntary
seryitude, except for the punishment Of crime,
be, and the same is, forever prohibited in the
Territory. The frat bill it will be recolleeted
passed the House and was indefinitely POstpO-
ned in the Senate by the Democratic majority.
A second bill has passed the Senate, and on the
Sd passed the House by vote Of l9 to IL
The bill has still to pass the OTdealOf the Ter
ritorial Governor As he is the mere creature
Of a President who announces that no power
on earth can prevent the existence of slavery
in the Territories, it is more than probable that
a veto awaits the Nebraska freedom bill.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
Illinois 0. s. Marshal.

Some weeks ago the U. s. Marshal Pine, of
the Northern Illinois District, for some cause
resigned his Offiee-the expense Of running the
Chicago Daily Herald is said to have produced
a vacuum in funds public OF private, or both
Mr. Buchanan has conferred the office on the
Hon. Sidney Bresse, Ex-U. s. Senator, and
present Judge Of The Supreme Court OfIllinOis,
whereupon the Chicago Press remarks:
We can only express our surprise that per-
con should be taken from our Supreme bench,
to make bailiff for another and not a superior
tribunal. But Mr.. Buchanan's Administration
seems 10 abound in surprises.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
Gov. Leleher,s pisunlon Position.

Gov. Wise seems to have dropped his Exec
utve mantle in full proportions upon Governor
Letcher, who is proving himself the greater
fre~eater Of tho two. Ia his first message to
the Virginia Legislature be fully comes up to
the dieunion standard, disappointing many who
hsd looked upon Gov. Letcher as a conservative
man. His message clearly indicates deter.
nination to regard the election Of Republican
President as the signal for the dissolution of the
Union, and after referring to Mr.. Stewards 'ir.
repressible conflict" doctrine, Gov. L. says
"The idea of permitting such man TO have
control and direction Of the army and navy Of
the United States, and appointments Of high
Judicial and executive officers, pOstmasters in
cluded, cannot be entertained by the South for
a moment" And the Richmond Enquirer adds,
''the determination announced by Gov. Letcher
to resist The election of Black Republican
President, viii be fully sustained by the people
of Virginia"
They hang people in Virginia for treason
The greater the traitor, the higher should be
the gaIlows.
Before finally stepping out, however, Gov
Leteher proposes to hold general consultation,
and be therefore recommends Convention of
all the States to consider the irrepressible CON
fict the South is 50 madly urging on. This
Convention ultimatum is no new idea, the hair
braiutd Wise having bequeathed it to his sue
cessor
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
nnnhle Iniunis nsIern,inn.

The Douglas State Democratic COnvsn.
ton met at Springfield and. appointed dele
gates Of the Popular Sovereignty stripe TO the
Charleston Convention.
The Illinois National Demosfatie State Con-
vention met at Springfield on tbe Ilth, some
20 counties represented by about 500 delegates.
District delegates as well as delegates at large
were appointed to the Charleston Convention,
and strong Administration resolves were sdopt.
ed. Tue resolutions are Southern all over. and
ara evidently bids for seats in the National
Conventi
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
Son Of Bon. .. D. oampbrIl KilIed. :.

At Hamilton, yesterday afternoon, Mr.. John
Campbell, a son of the Hon. L d. Campbell,
baggage master on the G. II. & D. R. R., was
instantly killed by being run over by heavy
freight train. Mr.. Campbell was passing
through the train-which was a large one,
there being two locomotives attached-when
he slipped and fell from the cars upon the
track. One locomotive and six cars passed
over his body, cutting him literally in two.
Mr.. CsmpOell was a worthy young man,
about "a years Of age. He an formerly ems
ployed in the Express over this Tosd.-- Ciaein-
Rati Gazette, Thursday.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
Nogro InsurrectIonllt 20 be Hnnaed.

A clue has been obtained to the numerous
acts Of incendiarism in the vicinity of Charles
town, during the imprisonment of John Brown
Jerry, a slave belonging to Col. Francis Nc
COrmick, of Clarke Co., Va, has been tried in
that county on charge Of plotting conspir.
acy with the slaves 10 rebel and make insur-
rection, found guilty, and SEN FENCED to be hung
on the 18th Of February next. Jerry, being
valuable property, was at the same time strong
ly recommended to the mercy Of the Executive
by the Court.
The testimony on which Jerry " as convicted
was that of a white man named ChembIin, 4
a stranger to Jerry and his field companion,
who were addressed By Mr.. Chemblin as one
of Browns men, when Jerry admitted that
himself and four sons had intended to Join
Brown, but did not know exactly when to 90,
and that he and others had been engaged in
setting fires, and intended to burn out others
Joe, the other slave of McC., referred to, was
ordered by the five magistrates composing the
Court, to be sold out of the State.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13

1t is highly probable that bill viii pass the
present General Assembly to suspend the School
Library Tx for two years. There is much
complaint in various sections Of the State ol
the small benefit derived from the tax, and
a bill to suspend the operation Of the law fol
two years has already passed the Senate by a
vote of % to l9, as follows:
Yeas-Messrs. Brewer. Collins, Ferguson,
Fisher, Glass, Harrison, Harsh, Holmes, Jones,
Key, Mccall, Moore, Newman, Orr, Perrill,
Potts, POtwin. Ready, Smith. Sprague, Walker
and White-22
Nays-Messrs. Breck, Bonar, Cox, Cuppy,
Eason, Foster, Garfield, Laskey, Monroe, Par
ish, Schleich and Stanley-l3.
The vote was not strictly party one.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
Revival of the Ten Per Cent. Law Defeated.

Revival OF the Ten Per Cent. Law Defeated.
The subject Of reviving the 10 per cent. in
teFest law has engsged the attention of the
Senate, and fortunately received its quietus on
the Ilth BY indefinite POstpOnsment. The bill
was introduced by Mr.. Moore, Of Warren, and
debated with much ability and spirit. An at
tempt to amend the bill SO as to establish free
trade in money was lost, only four or five sena-
tors voting for it 5 and motion to amend so
that the rate Of interest should not exceed the
rate of z per cent. per annum upon stipulation
of any bond. note, contract, &c, was lost, ayes
l2, noes IL. Another that interest should not
exceed per cent. per annumwas lost, ayes Ia,
noes Is. The bill and pending amendments
were then indefinitely postponed. WetrustnO
further attempt to disturb the 6 per cent. law
will be made the present session.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
Indiana democracy in OonvenIlon. J

The State Convention of the Democracy oil
Indiana commenced at indianapolis on the
18th, the Douglas and Administration forces
being pretty equally divided. Upon vote for
temporary Chairman, the Hon. Robert Lowry,
Douglas, received lss, and s. Z. Perkins, Ad-
ministration, ia votes. G
Two sets of delegates we're present from q
large number of counties, snd the contested
cases occupied much time and caused no little
pickering. The Douglas wing viii probably
rule the Convention, but not without severe
struggle.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
FRoaI NEW YnRK

NEw YORK, Jan. y.
The city was flooded last night with counterfeit
S2's on the Bank Of Kent. II is supposed that
$4,000 Of this money was got rid OF before the
police was informed Four arrest were made
An address to the Union loving people Of the
United States appears in the morning papers an
nouncinR Gen. Scott as their candidate for the
Presidency, and Gen. Houston for the Vice Preai
deney.
The address is signed by G. W. Savage, Chair
man of the Scott Committee.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
F. ]. Grund Rejected.

Francis J. Grund, perfect Hessian of the
Administration, was rewarded by Mr.. BuchRn-
an with an appointment abroad. The Senate,
however, has refused to confirm the nomina
ton. The Republicans demanded the ayes and
nOeS, and the Democrats dared not record their
votes in favor of the Presidents chosen Consul
at Hayre
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
The U. s. senatsrshIp.

We are grati6sd TO learn by the State Journal
that the Republican members Of the Legislature
held joint caucus in the Hall Of the House the
evening Of the 18th, and unanimously resolved
to meet in caucus ON the Let Of February, to
nominate candidate for United States Senator.
The Journal says-"It is generally conceded
that Salmon P Chase will be Senator, and BY
tue unanimous Republican vote, after the cauN
Gus nomination"
Such result. so honorable to The State, and
satisfactory to The Republicans Of Ohio, will
but be the ratification of their will as expressed
at the polls last October.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13

LIVING REVOLUTIONARY PATRIoTs .--On the
first day of January last there were but two hun.
dred and seven living heroes of the Revolution
on the pension list in Washington. The old
soldiers are fast passing away, and it cannot be
many years before the last one will be gather
ed to his comrades. Fourteen of the veterans
were living in Massachusetts,
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13

B Seventy parsons have died in Providence
the past year, that were seventy years old and
over. The Journal gives their names
The total number of emigrants that arrived
at New York, last year, was rs, ,322 against 7s :
$50 in 1853.
The Legislature Of Massachusetts have decid-
ed that habits of intemPeFance shall be a sufi-
cient cause for divorce.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13

REVOLUTIONARY MATRONs.-An act was pas
sed by Congress July 9TH, 1886, by which 5000
surviving widows of revolutionary soldiers to
whom they were married before the completion
Of the war, were permitted to receive pensions
for their husbands services There are now but
95 remaining, the two eldest Of whom are each
los years of age and the youngest 90.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13

No ROTATION.-We are happy to learn that
Governor Dennison, will retain Mr.. Gangewer
as Private Secretary, and Mr.. Sinkins as Clerk
in the Executive Office. Both these gentlemen
have proved themselves excellent officers, and
Gov. Dennison but does them and himself
justice in securing their assistance in his ad-
ministration.-State JoNrhaL
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
ELEGANT
Annuals & Gift Books.

vi d Flower; R ynard the FoI;
Won Of Beauty and HerOism;
I WOT .d-NOte Women;
IoseBhine Gallery; Atlant c Souvenir;
Homes and Haunis: S uVenir Gallery;
iChristmss Hours;
I Brs Zil an he BTaZilaps;
KnickerbockeT Gallery;
IClc'Oprdia Of Wit AM HumoT;
The Philosopher; The Magnolia,
rhe Gar aud; Lady's Box;
Book of FloWel
l rue Laurel Wreath;
Ladies' Gin; language Of FiOwsrE;
Ladies Wreath, &c. sc. &c.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13

~The Mormon Bible gives some very ex.
eellent advice to politicians and other modest
people. It says:
Let every man blow his own horn, for unless
every man blow his own horn no mans horn
shall be exalted
This advice is not only very excellent, but
we are pleased to say, is generally lived up to-
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
TLAIN AND oRNAMENTAL PRINTING.

FiuiA anu Ellutln ul NNatN NslAtApli-
lone It The Printing Establishment Of the Leader onoe,
tho latest imPr we'd and rapid presses, in the
0rs style short notice. and nj reasonable rates Par
tioular attention paid 20 blank work Every description
ofBndng DONE especially Blank Booka, Ledgers Journ
S.s Sales Books, Receiving Books. 80, ao .
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
BEAUTIFUL GIFT BOOKS.
FOR BOYS AND GIRLS.

Toy Backs, Children's Books and Ju-
l-enile Library surprising in extent and
variety, anv assOrtmsnt ever befJrs Of
lered in this cry.
capt. NAYNE REID'S BOOKS:
lMERRY'S BOOKS, 6vo's;
THE AIMWELL STOHIES, s vols
MARY HOWITT'S TALES, "A vOls.;
ra'ss ( 7 Rich and Poor, vols
AbbOttis Histories;
kraHconia Stories:
ire RollO Books;
AbbOtt's Juvenile Series;
jOliver Optics Series;
Uncle Sans Library;
Auth rE' Juvenile Library;
Young Peoples LibrarJ;
Suss SUM esm's stories;
American BiogTaT hical Series;
Seed Time and Harvest:
Little Child's BOOk;
Hstta G aY;
Good Child's Own Book;
rhe Well in the Valley;
4 Lamp to tha Path;
rhe Wonderful Minor;
The Golden Legacy;
Leisure Hour Book;
The Poor G.Il and True Woman,
llluule , aEAG LHAda
4 VIII and Way:
Karl Kringle;
Boys Book OF Travels and Adventures;
30Fs' Own Book;
Well Begun, Well Done;
rhe PeBrls;
oopulAT Tales;
Pleasant Paths, and so on.
dac22 NGHAM & BRAGG.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13

~ We call attention of readers to the con-
elusive report of Senator Monroe adverse to
Senator Harrison's ssFvility bill
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
NOMINATED.

LOUISVILLE. Jan, lAs
The Opposition members Of the Tennessee Lo-
gislalure have nominated john Bell as Union can
didate for the Presidency.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
ATIENTION. LADIESI
Browns Hygienic Waist.

Browns Hygienic Waist.
THE ABOVE, IN THE LINE OF
Il Wearing Apparel, Is decidedly the NEST superior
yenon Il the days and the undersigned 10 Offering II
the DHbc confident that for the ronVfnence c0mft
and health Of tie II Ia all superedes every
article Ct the kind heretOt0re invented While thus
duelng 10 the health and OF the person, Il also pre-
serves the finest JmmetrY. Let everybody try and
that after testing it. will do without
Manufactured and constant hand, al Wholesale and
retail, ii our rooms IN Post Office Block.
II. =. BROWN CO.
Chagrn Falls, Ohio Sept 1859.
N B-Those who taken the liberty Of counterfeit
ing this article, vi take that they viii called
aocOu for the same. II, +. B. CO.
ssD5R8
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
GEnrral N0fiffs.
FOREIGN EXCHANGE.
To the Ladies.

EMBROIDERY STAMPING
H HaV Just eiTed supBly OF Pierces cels
bTssd Embroidery Stamps an prepared TO stlmpau pat
Tern desrtd fer sk or FrsDch Embroidery, IN superior
aanner and at short notice Ladies are nEed 10 call and
eIauine my patterns.
tail.
EkIBRQILERY STAMPS Having received the agency
nom Mr. cree prepared to furn sh stamps give
instruCtions ut m Duiacturer's prices.
For description Of this new style see God VS. Iadys
Book Or August MS. NJ. GUNSON,
lyI-z5 No 2is 81 ClaiTst-
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1860-01-13
NewPatents.

The following Ohio invedtOrs had patents
issued TO them during the week ending Jan. Sd
1860
Joseph Singer, of Cleveland, for improved
hose-ceuplng,
n. obermiller, of Tifiin, for improvement in
railroad car brakes.
L. T. Hubert, of Painesyille, for improved
double scanning machine.
Joseph K. Andrews, Of Antrim, for improved
combination of seat and cane.
Francis Davis, Of Lima, for improvement in
eultvators
Henry F. Knodersr and Levi Knoderer, Of
OhillieOthe, for composition for removing the
inerustation Of steam boilers.
R-Itis said OfGsn. JO. Gslger, who weighs
100 Toe, in milling trim, that since the Demo-
cratic State Convention be has been telegraph
ed to go to England as the second of Hsenan,
and it is sung Of him as fOllOws:
KNEW SONG.
10 THE OLD TuN1 or sPoF oozE THE wEz11 syr7R
ha5sh1l Johnslng KUN tsE town
A DimmokIatic Tiger;
The dangeFsum beast was kotehed and tanned
By Gin'Tal Joseph Gsiger.