The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1860-04-13
Humorous Glcanings.


II Age.-The only secret wo~
man keeps.
sK. G. G. defined means. from
all accounts, Keep Good Company.
~ Nowhere-A place where
Yankee never has been and never will
be.
D sweedlcpipos .thinksss- that, in-
stead Of giving credit to whom credit
is due the cash had better be paid.
II A politicians colors-Boforo
ELECTION, red, white, and blue; during
Election, entirely blue; after election.
black and blue
@Thesprincipal study pursued by
school of whales is supposed to be cl-
ocution, as they are often caught
sPoafng.
~ Why do physicians have
greater horror of the sea than any ono
else2 Because they are more likely
to see sickness.
70 Bubbles. Of California Golden
Era,' tellsyou how to preserve your
hair If single, rcmain 50; if mar
ricd,r-do your kissing..at home
/ u Mrs. Partington says if sho
should ever be cast away at sea, she
Iprcfersto have the catastrophe happcn
in the Bay Of Biscuit
70 A New Fork paper says that "a
very great business is done in neck
ties in that city, Certainly not .haA
so great as theve- ought to be-.
n~A paragraph in one of our ex-
changes commences thus: Women
in arms!'
Well, wherosshould they bel
HA Buffalo paper announced Tint
DIR. Brandreth has introduced d bill
into the Legislature. Is the editor
sure that he minded his p's--in his an
Inouncement?
tive heard "a lady who owns a
eistern say yesterdaygshc must sl,ure
rain. As she always has her own way,
rain may be expected very suddenly.
Her husband will bot-on itssany how.
HA fellow out West gets off the
, following definition Of a widow: One
who knows what's what, and IS desir-
GUS of furthersinformation on the same
subject
a IPA lady nanfed. Fortune, recent
a ly, at one birth, presented her hus-
j band with three. fine. daughters. there
t by verifying the old saying that Miss
Fortunes never come alone
LA gentleman asked his frield
= the other day: How do you like our
Y new minister!' He replied. FIRST
e rate: he never noodles with politics
n nor religion
'f % A college student being oxam-
IS ined in Locke whore he speaks Of our
n relation to the Deity, was asked,
is what relation do we most neglect!'
a IIe answered, with much simplicity,
= poor relation, sir!'
d y A friend of ours Esaya' that
4 brandy applications are recommended
= for badness, continued externally
til the hair is well started, and, after,
ward, taken in generous quantities in
ternally, to olinch the roots.
FL HA chap up country, speaking o.
= the rainy season, the year he was mar.
ried, said, it rained when he went
- courting, rained when he got publish,
: ed, rained when he got married, anG
!. squdtted the same night as he went Of.
!. ter the Doctor
Il TTscene in the Lobby Of the Ope
80 70 House: '1yichard, ole follah, di(
he you observe how TINT gurl gazed a
Ill my krevatP No, Bwyon, I did not
lis for there was sweet cweature in III,
or boxes, whose eyes wero positively in
.as verted on my boots oil the evening"
M y A pious young man. visiting
50 prison in Maine, inquired Of some o
Mt. the prisoners the cause Of being i
nd such place. A small girls answe
Of was, that she stole saw-mill an
it went back after the pond, and was al
rested
"a IB., wbo rare1y shamod the de,
- il, once said of his friend-.JacksA
'ao good fellow, but I will not tell lie Il
she any man. / love my friend, but I 10,
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