The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1860-06-06
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-TnE girl who succeeds in winning
the trhe love Of true man mai es q
lucky hit, and IS herself a lucky miss.
"A MAN beia" commiseratod with on
account of his wi:cs running away, said
Don't pity me TIL she comes back
again"
IL misfortune comes into your house
he patent, and smile pleasantly, and ii
will stalk out again, for it can't bear
cheerf ii company.
-OLD Bachelor Sheer would like to
know what kind Ct broom. the Young
woman in the last new novel, used, when
she swept back the raven ringlets from
her classic brow.
"A MtITARY officer. one day, while
reviewing his company, happened 10 be
thrown from bis horse, and, as he
lay spawling' on the ground, said to
friend who ran to lis asrstance, 81
thought l had imported in horseman-
ship, but l find IAsve fallen Of.
-Tnz oil lady who believes every
calamity that happens to herself trial,
and every one Il! 1t lap, ,ens to her friends
q Judgment, Is not yet dead.
A Elbow happened to be in one
of the printing offices in Boston, day
or two ago, and asked, "What. the
news" Two doIas year in advance"
was the answer. He SUISSE bed.
-PosTED.-At a recent church meet
ingin Bath, Me-, wooihy deacon, dis
liking the spirit betrayed by some of his
fellow members, admonished them N
this wise:
"Brethrcn," said he. ";ilat it is MOI
according to ilorIe.
Ar recent timer pa literary
gentleman proposed the foowing CO.
numdrum; '-Nby are most men who
eat turkeys like babics2" No reply
because they are fond Of thr btcaSt."-
The p"rpetratur of the pau was expelled
from the patty for Matching SO .towi a
joke.
-BEECHER refer ING to Il greenhouse
facing the street says; Il e, or 90 past
without thinking, Thank YOU. They
have 40 IDEA in the house how many
there are that say This Every child saws
IT; everyone that is sad SAYS it: from each
one that goes that way on an GRAND, a
lind thought goes in Tor them; but we
do not ring the bell to ten them of it."
-SoME wa9 lately took drunken
fellow and placed rim iM coffin, with
the mt 50 that ne could raise it, placed it
IN graveyard, and waited to see the cf-
feet. Aticr snort time the fumes ofthe
liquor Lett him, and his position being
rather confined, he sat uprish; an after
looking around, exclaimed: "WelI. IN
the first that's rig, or else I'm confounded-
~ belated."
-TnERE are bridal moments of the
soul; and not easily forgiven are those
who would utter tue secrets of its hinb
intercourse with its Lord.
-THERE is wisdom that looks crave
AMI sncers at merrirnent; and again
deeper wisdom, that stoops to be CAV rs
often as accession serves, and oftenest
nvails itself of shallow and trf;ne ground
of mlrth. because if we wat 1Gr more
substantial ones, we seldom can be CAV at
all.
He who has never experienced the
"fiec'ionato bitterness tf love, who has
never known how earnest ironv and
passionate sarcasm may be tie very lam
guage of love in its deepest sadJest
moods, is utterly incapable of even iudo-
ing this passion.
-JUsr as the white light of heaven
does not make all things white, but the
intenser it is, 81 much more intense be.
comes the green, the blue, or the red !: and
just rs the rain of heaven falling on Tree
and plant Develops the yigor of each
every tree and herb "vielding seed after
It's kind"--so the Spirit of Christ devol-
ops each nation, sex. and individual ae-
c"rdIng to their own nature, and not the
"'uro OF Notwithstanding man more
nanlY and woman mere w6manlv.