The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1860-03-01


that never wears cut.
81 thought you told me Doctor that Smiths
fever had gone off 7" "Oh, yes, but it and Smith
went together,
- Louis Napoleon has secured newspaper
organ in London, it is stated, by purchasing the
Morning Chronicle for about $4,000.
Poor paymasters sh ould learn wisdom from
the musketo, who always settles his bill, the mo
ment he finds you.
Mr.. Wises organ says he will speak TO,
himself. He seldom either speaks or acts fol
anybody else.
AS we grow older, it is with hearts as with
heads Of hair--for one that we find real there are
nine that are false.
What is the difference between a butcher
and young lady? Ans.-The former kills te
Dress while the latter dresses to kill.
- Somebody defines character as the only per
sonal property which everybody looks after fol
you
You may wish 80 get wife without failin.
but what if the lady, after yen tind her. happrns
to be In want OF a husband of the same character.
The New York Young Mems Christian As
ISOLATION are about erecting large building for
their meetings, to cost $50, 600
A new cotton mill is to be erected the com
ing season at Fall River, Mass. with 5000 spin,
dies and 250 looms.
The Peak family ofBell- Ringers are en- route
Tor Flke'S Peak, where they intend to spend the
summer.
-Yicksburg, Miss, is a dangerous place f..
democratic editors Four have fallen in street
encounters there within few years, and one in
duel.
The Toronto Globe denies the report that the
usury law mas operated adversely in Canada, and
says that on the contrary money is more plenty
and eaper than before.
Ills pity that Shakespeare's poor exile.
who could lind good in everything" were moi
alive now to set himself to work in examinine
the Locofoco party.
-Sambo! what makes de dandies now DAVIS
feel so big N"' .
Do no, GIBBS it up, Glenn.
glib it up too.
The question'"is it lawful for a man to mar
ry his mother 2" has been brought ND in new,
shape at Boston. where the Rev D. C. EDDY
united Dir, Jacob bacon to Mrs Martha EDDY.
mother OF the officiating clergyman.
A dog named ''Gipsy," swallowed quarter
OF a dollar not long since, and threw il M at the
expiration OF three Weeks. 1t turned ont to he
bad one, which accounts for it's not PASSING
Nov, papa what is humbug ?"
ut IS, replied pa, when ma pretends to he
very fond of me, and puts No buttons ON INV
shirts" ~
A mora! debating society in Mississippi is en-
gagged in discussing the following question: IF
a husband deserts his wife, which is the more
aband oned, til man or woman ~
In some parts ofArkansas, trees arc scarce
and hangings numerous. A tree without two err
three men hanging to it is qui te a rare spectacle
Such tree is not considered good bearer.
1t is said that ''red is all the rage with the
ladies' OF Buffalo this winter. They are wearing
red heelsd shoes, red stockings, and red petit,
coats.
In the Ohio Legislature, a lawyer, some
years ago, introduced a bill in favor ofinstruct
ing convlcts In the art Of printing, whereuuon
the printers OF Columbus presented a petition
that the said convicts might be instructed in law
-Four hundred years have elapsed since the
invention OF printing, yet books are not in circu-
latlon all over the globe; while the use of tobac
co became universal within fifty years of its dis
covery
An lrishman who had blistered his fingers.
by endeavoring to draw pair of boots, ex
claimed, 'by St Patrick, believe shall never
get them on until l have worn them dav or
two"
"A gentleman who, under the least excite
mont, would exclaim, "there is a crisis cominor''
was considerably amused at being grovely in.
formed by little four years old son that the cru
''S had come, and was in bed with mother
AT court trial. the defendant who was
not familiar with the multitude OF words which |
he law employs TO make trihng charge. after
lStenlng awhile to the reading of the indictment
ulaPeo- up and SAID Them ere allegations
$ false, and that ere alligator knows it." But
ne alligators tale remained immovable.
as an interesting freak of nature, Hon. ANA
"a Walker relates that trees NAV be so drafted
Is 10 produce an apple, half of which is of one
tlnd OF fruit, and the other of different kind -
4 foreigner in his employ few years since made |
ne e1pen menf, and Mr.. Walker has raised an
apple, one half of which is genuine Baldwin and
ne other half Roxbury Russell
A crusty old bachelor says "Tell me, thou
mighty Deep with waves so blue and clear, is
here good time coming when hoops will dis.
appear? some foreign, rock bound shore-some
sland far away, where those tremendous street.
balloons snail all be slowed away The nigh.
~ deep was rippled by sudden squat, and an
iwered slowly and sadly, ooh, no, there's none
1t all"
The Siamese Twins are still living in Spr-
ey Co., North Carolina. At a late revival the
vie OF Chang was baptsed Chang and Enc
eemed to be much concerned for tbemselves,
minister. f' wy
"A young man named Albert Patterson liv-
ng an Washington CO., Pa, close on the Virgil
ia hne narrowly escaped hanging few days !
hce, by some Virginians when he had offended
~ saying, Old Brown was fool and Gov Wise
vas no better, They had the rope on his neck
ust ready to string him up, when some acquain-
ances happened along and rescued him,
I'm recent lecture the Rev. Henry Ward
Beccher gave an account OF his first year in the
ministry the first flock he gathered CONSISTING
only of nineteen poor women. He was then not
only pastor but sexton of the Church, filing and
lighting the lamps, which he was compelled 70
,uy himself, kindling the fires and sweeping ont
he Church. lie did not ring the bell because
he had none to ring,
One night, Freddy had been put to bed
md Mother and Johnny were in an adioining
DOM. Presently johnny cut up some caner on
'hich Mother had to take him in another room !
md whip him
",dother said Freddy, under the bed clothes !
! know where I'd take him e
Where said Mother, whose curiosity was ]
xcited. !
'Pd take him under the left ear" Q