Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-01-19
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-. The best safety-valve to boiler is
sober engineer.
Uniform love is now defined as the
love of a girl for cadet.
-. Trust him little who praises all him
less who censures all him least who is In
different about ALL --......
-. Though lost to sight, to memory dear
as the maiden said to her lover, when his
lace was buried in beard and whiskers.
=. Trifing precautions will often prevent
great mischiefs as slight turn of the
wrist parties mortal thrust. S-Es-%
Infinite toll would not enable you to
sweep away mist; but by ascending a
little, you may look over it altogether.
Elderly unmarried ladies are consider:
ed by some persons the least enviable OF
all kinds of acaiting maids.
-. The fruit when green rears its head
like vain man, but when it is ripe in the
harvest, it is inclined like the head of the
WISE ,s 49,. 's-., ..'.t K ~ :
The commencement and the decline Of
love may be recognized by the embarras-
ment we feel at finding ourselves alone with
the beloved --'sd q < o. :.:-' - :
=. We were considerably amused by an
account that we lately saw of remarkable
duel. There were six men upon the ground,
and six misses -as>.. :. $50 f--.
-. do good to others-it will come back
to you. Water which you pour on the
roots of the cocoanut tree comes back to
you sweetened from the top ,-...
-, i mean to abandon my habits of life,
said dissipated gentleman. 'Are you sure,
st, that they are not abandoned enough al
ready? e.
=. If philanthrophy is properly defined tc
be love of mankind, most women have ar
uuequivocal title to be considered philan
thropists. ..-..--. -."
=. We know some men, who, when they
are perplexed in argument, get out just as
poor debtors sometimes get out of jail-they
Srear out. -:--- ...s .-,.z.z>t.. q.
-. The question is discussed in some Of
the Missouri papers whether raising hemp
is good business. A much better busi
ness than being raised by it. = ..s
-. Harmless mirth is the best cordial a
gainst the consumption of the spirits; where
fore, jesting is not unlawfulif it trespasseth
not in quantity, quality, or season. go.
-. Mr.. William Hood was robbed neal
Cornith, Alabama. The Cornith paper says
the name of the highwayman is unknown
but there is no doubt that he was Robin
Hood. .. ~
:" Mr.. Amaziah String advertises in the
Georgia Constitutionalist that young man
had run off with his daughters. That is
outrageous. What's the use of two String'
to one 6eau?
-. A militia oficerin Texas boasts, through
the papers, that his men would rally al
the tapping of the drum Perhaps they
would rally more promptly at the tapping
of keg. -.
=" A writer, who has Gust returned from
China, says that the most nseful crop raised
by the Chinese is peas. The Celestials are
a prudent people-they mind their pea'
and cues. 49,
-. A foreigner, who had mixed among
many nations,sw was asked if he had observed
any particular quality in our species tha
might be considered universal. He replied
Me think dat all men lore lazy.' -.
-. There is a sacredness in tears. They
arc not the mark of weakness, but of pow
er! They are the messengers of overwhelm
ing grief, of deep contrition, and uuspeak
able love. ....
q" A glass of soda water was offered to 6
country lad, who rejected it with the great
est Indignation. do you think I am sal
amander,' said he, ito drink water billing
not p
-. 1t is better to love person you cannot
marry, than marry person you cannot love
This Is short text for long sermon, which
human experience will continue to preach
sunttl the last syllable of recorded time
:" We never respect persons who aim sim.
ply to amuse US. There is vast difference
between those we call amusing men and
those we denominate entertaining; we laugh
with the former and reflect with the latter
=" Say nothing respecting yourself, either
good, bad, or Indifferent: nothing good, fol-
that is vanity; nothing bad, for.Ihat is af:
fectation; nothing Indifferent, for that is sill.
ly.
-. Mrs Partipgton told Bemus, the other
day, in confidence, that young man had
committed infanticide by blowing his brains
up in state of delirium tremendous, and
the coroner was holding conquest over his
remains.
=" The newsmonger too often allows him.
self to become the tattler and the retailer
of scandal. One of the blessings of steady
occupation is that it confines a mans
thoughts to his business and keeps him from
meddling with the affairs of others.
=" A gentleman who recently travelled
over a certain railroad, which it might
excite jealousy to mention by name, declar-
ed his opinion that it is the safest road in
the country, as the superintendent keeps
boy running ahead of the trains to drive
off the calves and sheep.
:" A man in Iowa had his nose bitten of
the other day in an afray begun by himself.
Of course be is in no danger Of being in
dicted for getting up the quarrel. Any
grand jury that may have to examine his
case and face will have to report mo blu
tound.'