The Oxford intelligencer., 1860-06-27
Ar,cmns yYnrd ece. PntiI.

The sage OF Baldlasvile faYors us with the fol
lowing critical notice of PATHS concert last even
ing: E.
The moosic which Ime most use to is the in
spirin strancs Of the hand origin. hire arts
tic Italyun to grind fur me, payin him his vitilcs
& close, & spose it was them stranes which fust
put moosical taste into me. Like all furrincrs
he has seen better dazc, having formerly bin a
Count. But he amt Of much akount now, ex-
ccpt to turn the origin and drink Beer, Of which
beyridge he can hold a churnflll easy.
Miss Patty is smawl fur her .size, but as the
man said abowt his wife, O, Lord She is
well bilt her complexshun is what mite be
called Brunctty Her Use is a dark bay, the
lashs being long and silky.
When she smiles, the awjcnco feels Ike aXing
hur to doc it sum more, & to continu doin it , a
ndofnit extent. Her waste is of the mos, boo
tiful wastisis ever seen.
When Mr. Strnckhorsc led her ont, thawt
sum pretty skool gal who hadjest GRADUATED from
pantclcts & wire hoops, was a comm out to read
her fust compcrsishun in public She cum 80
bash(ul like, with her he'd how'd down, & made
such a effort TO arrange her lips so they'd look
pretty, that | wanted to sWa'lcr her. She re-
minded me Of Susan skinner, who'd never kiss
the boys at parin bee til the candcls was blowei
ont. Miss Patty sung suthin or ruthcr in fur
rn tung | don't know what the sentiments
was. For ought no she may have bin dcnoun-
elm my wax iggers & sagashus wild bccsts Of
Pray, and don't much kecr il she did. When
She opiad her mouth army ofmartingas, bob
oinks kauarys, ssallcrs, rnockin birds, cstettcry
bust Ilh and llcw all over the Haul
Go il little /, sez to myself in hily existed
frame of mind, & cf that koant or royal duke
which you'll be pretty apt to marry of these
dazo, don't do the fare thing yc yukn always
hava homo on \. Wards farm, near Bal,linsyillc
Tniianny. When she sung Cumin thew tho Bye.
& spoke ofthat Swaync She decrly luvd herself
didn't wish / was that air
swayue. Ma, / CESS not Oh, ccrtrinly not
This is ironicul. Idon't meen this. rs away
I've got Of goakin. Now that Maria pictehon-
my has got married (which hope she likes Il
and LEFT the perfeshun, Adcliny Patty is the
Of the opcry ring. She karric- The
belt There's no draw fife about it-Othcr pri
my donnyS may as we'll throw up The spu,ijc first
as last Ny eyes don't deceive my car-sight in
this matter.
But Miss Patty OTTER sing in the Tnglish tung.
As she kin do II as well as She Kin in Italyun,
why under the sun don't shedot? What cents
is tharc in singin wuris that nobody don't I'M
derstan, when wurd3 we do understand is Just
as handy? Why pcpc viii yersigtrously ap-
plawd furin langwidgc is a mi>try. It rcmncs
nc Of man unst knew. lie scd he knock /,
the bottum out of his pork Barrii & the pork
fell out, but the Brine ddn't move an inch. 1t I
stadc in the barrel He scd this was a Mistcrv. /
but il wasn't mistcrior than is this thing line
,peckin Of
As ii;r B'ignolv, Ferry, and Junly, thay air
lowtlcss CRATE, hut think sich able bodied men .
would look better tillin the se than dressn thcr-
selves in black close & white kid gloves & shou- /
in in a flErin tung. Mister Junky is noble .
oolin old man & orter Iced armies on to Battcl /
nstid Of shoutin in fIrrin tung.
Adoo: In the langwidgc of Lewis Napoleon,
when recciyin kumpany at his palai$ on the Bul-
wards. 81 saloot yu" =. WARD.
fGere1rad PlaiRf6aler.