Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1860-01-24


. 80 -pa, have dogs got. & t. Wings2ss Vii q p
"Wings. No, child Don't you know
betteritha that29 "a 4II1fl!'I}
5s.-;s Why pa. this paper says abig dog
lew at him and bit him?" s--sa.:i
aes.@I keep an excellent table, said
a lady disputing with one of her board
ers..s;S.fTst - .. -
s.That may be true, mann" says he,
1but you put very little upon it.. -
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sgsMother,.n said aslittle urchin the
other day, ssWhy ~ are orphans the hap
piest children on earth22' ,5,~, ,...,,-.,--
4They ARE not, my child, hut, what
makes you ask that question:!
because they have no mother to
spank them : e..a,i
= eBeAs Wshatdo yon>know Of the defen-
.adantS Mr. Th0 0mpsen2,e askedthe counsel
ef a witness. Do you consider him d
good mnsii iician2s''ss $50 ss.7 as.''~s --ts2g.i
~ "Qn that point wish to be particu!
lar, replied Thompson. Il don't wish
to insinuate'that Mr. Slopes is not good
Musician Not at all. But could not
help observing that after he commenced
playing on the clarionet, a saw. fler,who
lived next. door, left home and has never
since been heard of?'
B@ Years ago, when sas yet the ponips
and vanities of the world had not invaded
the churches, Father 0strander was pre-
siding elder among the Methodists in
this region. To hisihorror, one Sabbath,
as he was reading the hymn he heard
the twang Of a musical instrument in the
choir, and, pausing, he-demahded -
WHAT'S thatzyoa 'veagot tsap there in
the choir?'' st
i ft2ssIpeassIvisl, Aba sir hsakly teplisd the
i say : il it ISM, said the indignant
elder; 1T is = great ungodly fddle. p
Take it aWayl" 4stas gzsa si:.ssa.s "a
They took itsawaya3 saF .tosq tszlps
" gia1s-.gg ssiIal ele3ss E54J sagT1st is ~ !
So peA. Recently, an nexamination was held
in a village school The pupils had
"readsand spelt, told the sound of all
the letters that had any sound, and then
ranged on the floor, in front of the "yisi-
tors,'' to be looked at and answer ~euch
questions as they or their teacher saw fit
to ask.i haad aasfs cars ii Stay aaEgs IL
ssWhere was ) ohm Rogers burnt to
death?a asked the teacher of one in a
commanding voice.. . = .s.-92 Us 81
He couldn't tell i s "a, s,5,;. 70 ssse 80
0The next, . said the teacher.
aJoshua. knows said the. little girl
at thelfoot of, the. class. IiH
y LWell," said the. teacher, aif Joshua
knows he may tell.aa alA HoG1 L
IN ,tAe frs% said. said Joshua tlF ( LOG looking
gerry solemn and wise. -. -
This was the last question. assds. 81 q q
ssnary usefal Recsipsa....e :. ..srap ST.
Al hot shovel held over vanished fur
nitnre, viii take out white spots.
21Abitef glue disseIyedG Gin9skim milk
and water, will restore old Grape.
Ribbons of any kind should be washed
in cold soap suds, and not rinsed:
If your Aat-irons are rough, rub them
we'll with fine salt, and it will make them
smooth sssas7s ! 80 ...g--,a955...ss n ga.
Oat sttam1 is the best r1flling beds.
It should be changed once a yearaq.aA
If youare buying carpet for dura-
bility, choose small figures.
A piece Of soap rubbed on. the hinges
= Of doors, will prevent their creaking-
Scotch snnf put IN the holes where
criekets come out, will destroy them,
Wood ashes and common salt, wet
vith water, will step the cracks of stove,
and prevent the smoke from escaping.
A gallon of strong lye putin a barrel
of water will make it as soft as rain wa
ter. ---.--------..--z
Half cranberry bound on 2 corr, will
soon kill zitsl % ,4,.irs tss ar7 'sss
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