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Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1860-11-21
ROugh Ueginning of the EIcEey-
moon.

On last Friday morning, al athletic young
farmer, IL the town Of NaSnesbuTc, took
fair girl all ..ba;hed III bushes, fronl her pa
reuts, aud started for the first town across
the Pennsy wanna line 70 be married, where
the ceremony could be performed without
license. me happy PAIR were accompanied
by . sister Of the gIri-a tai. gauut ana sharp
featured girl OF some thirty seven sUzlmeTs.
The pair crossed the line, were married, and
returned 20 WelisvIiie 10 pass the night. PeO
ole at the hotel where tie wedding stopped,
observed that they conducted themselves In
rather singular manner. The husband took
his sister-in-law. the tall femaie aforesaid;
into one corner Of the parior aud talked ear
uestiy to her, gesueuiatlug wildly the while
Then the tail female would put down her
ioot,' aud talk TO him in angry and excited
manner Then the husband would take his
fair young bride into corner, but be could
no sooner commence talking to her than the
sian; sister would rush IL between them and
angIily join IN the conversation. The people
at the hotel ascertaiued what all this meant
about nine clock taat evening There was
an uproar iu the room which had been con-
signed to the newly married couple. Female
snrieks and masculine -swearS, startled the
people at the hotel, and they rushed to the
spot The gaunt female was pressing and
klckiDg against the door OF the room, aud
the newly married man, mostly uDdressed
was barring her out with all his might. Oc-
casionaiiy she would kick the door far enough
open TO disclose the stalwart husband, in his
Gentleman Greek Slave apparel. 1t appear
ed that the tail female insisted upon occupy
iug the same room with the Lewly married
pair; that her sister was favorable to the ar
rangement, aud that ihs husband had agreed
to il before the wedding took place, aud was
now Indignantly repuaiatiEg the contract.
Wont you 60 away. now Susan. peacefully
said the newly married man softening bis voice.
No. said she, Il won't-so therep
Don't you bulge an inch! cried the mar
ried sister within the room
| 'Now-uow, Maria said the young msJ
to his wife in piteous tone, 'don't 20 for Il
cuttin' up in this way; now dou'tp
| in cut up as much as L WanterI shi
sharply replied
Well roared the desperate man. throw
ing tie door wide open. and stalking on
among the crowd, well. jist you two wimil
put on your duds and 60 right straight hom
aud bring back tue old man, aud your grand
father who is nigh an to a hundred; bring the.
ali here and I'll marry the ,ohole id ca
5oodle Of 'enl, and ,ceH all sleep together
The difficulty was finally adjusted by th
tall female taking room alone Wellsvh
is enjoying itself over the sensation
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ALaughahle Story.

The Mobile Register Is responsible for the
, following rnirth provoking incident:
For tven.y-three years old Jake Willard
has cultivated the soil of Baldwin county,
and drawn thsrefrom support for self and
wife He is childless. Not long ago, Jake
left the house in search of missing COW
His route led him through en- old worn cut
patch CT clay land. Of about six acres 10 exten:
in the entire of which was well, % or 80 feet
deep, that at some time. probably. had fur
nished the inmates of dilapidated house near
by with water. Ia passing by this spot, an
ill-wind lifted Jake's tile from bis head, and
msliciously waited i. to the edge of the well.
and in L ititu1abled
Now jake always practiced the virtue OF
economy and he Immediately sat about recov-
ering the lost hat. He ran to the well. and
fiudiDg it was dry at the bottom, he uncoiied
the rope which hal brought for the purpose
of capturing the truant cow, and after several
attempts to catch the bat with nose, he con-
ciuied to save tine By going down into the
well himself To accomplish this. he made
fast one end of the rope to q stump hard by
and was quickly on his HaT down the well.
1t is. 4 fact, of which Jake was NJ les OBJ
liviouS than the reader hereof. that Ned
Wells was Ia the dilapidated building afo-e-
said, that an old blind horse, gith a bell on
his neck. who had been turned ou: 10 die,
was lazily grazing within short distance of
the veil.
The devel himself or some other wicked
spirit pat il into Ned's cIanium 10 have lit
tie fun, 50 he quietly slipped up TO the old
horse aud unbuckled the bell-strap. approach
ed with slow measured ''tipg-a-l ling" TO the
edge Of the we'll
&c G--d dang that old blind horse?' said
Jake, hes i comm this way sure, and amt
got no more sense than to fall In here. Whoa
Ball"
But the continued approach of the ''ting-a-
ling" said Just as plainly as words that BaP
wouldn't whoa Besides. Jake was at the
bottom resting, before trying to shin it up
the rope.
Great Jerusalem,'' said he, 1.-The old cuss
will be top of me before L can say Jack
Robinson. Whoa! dang you Bal whoa
just then Ned drew up to the edge of the
well. and with hls foot kicked little dirt
into it.
'-Oh. L0rdr' exclaimed Jake, falling upon
his knees at the bottom. I'm gone now.
who. Now lay me down to sleep-w-h-o-a
Ball. pray the Lord my soul tO-w-h-o-a.
low Oh. Lord, have mercy oG nv poor
soul Whoa. Ball.
Ned could hold in no longer. and fearful
Jake might suffer from his fright, he reveal
ed himself
Probably Ned didn't make tracks with his
heels from shat we'll. Maybe Jake wasn't
up to toe top of 1t in short order, and you
might think he didn't try every night for two
weeks to get shot with his rife at Ned
Maybe not. / don't know. But do know
if Jake finds out who sent you this, il viii be
the last squib you'll get.
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Grave OfLaTSyeffe.

4 Paris correspondent furnishes very iu-
teresting account Of recent visit to the tomb
of the Layfsys;te family. in the rear of 8
chapel at No 30 Rue de Picpus. in Paris.
He says:-Ne asked the guardian why thers
was not monument over the grave Of lay
fayette, and he replied that Louis Philippe
(wbo almost oEeJ his position to Layfayette)
had always opposed any national movement
III that way and that the other familie. who
owned vaults there now object to any inva-
sion upon the affected simplicity of the place
1t Is, nevertheless. disgrace, disgrace that
there is not a single monument in France.
not even over his grave to the memor. of this
great and pure patriot In France there ara
so many parties, and SO many political opiH-
ions. thai it is not strange perhaps, that no
oHe Is found to take the Initiative in such
a measure, for here the memcry Of Lsyfaye.ts
has s;il enemies as well as friends; but the
Americans who only know Lafayette as the
generous friend and the accomplished soldier,
could, WIKI proPriety take the Initiative. Al
their request 1t Is improbable that either tbs
Government, or the relatives, or the ether
owners of vaults In the Cemetery of BicpUs,
would offer eny serious objection
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VOL. 7---NG. 52.
Jsm ana his Bride.

Tb. Indianapolis State. iSeat.nei relates tbs
following
"a happy, unsophIsticated couple from the
rural districts go; married on Tuesday last.
aud posted OF to Indianapolis to enjoy the
first few DAYS in seeing the sights at the Stats
Fair They FIRST stopped at the American
House. where Rinkle after pUzziing his brain
to the utmost, va. unable 10 give them q
room, and they were obliged to be separated.
On Wednss DAY night they tried another no
tel with no better success The rooms were
all crowded and men had TO be huidled to-
gether IN ons roozB, soese on the foor, aud
uacSed up any way, while ladies were served
me satne 10 other rooms appriated 20 their use
On Thursday. the unhappy couple in despair.
and disguised with crowded hotels. searched
for AID found private boarding house. The
landlady syInpathized with them and promised
If possible that they should have 2 room. Bu.
on Thursday perfect avalanche of people
came upon TIE to1p, and the boarding hou-
ses and private houses as well as the hotels
had u make eVery shift TO stow away a. many
as possible II night. Our unfortunate newly
married pair heard with aiSmay after tea, that
they would have to bs separated again that
night The groom looked his disappointment
but the bride could hot control her feeling.
and blub5cred out Is she stamped her foJt
on the floor I've got my head set On II, and
| won't be separated from bIm any more
The boarders snorTed aud offered TO sleep on
the streets or any way. but the landlady would
not allow 1t, and Jim had TO take berth
the carpet, away from his weeping bride. Tor
the thira night. Never bring your bride to
a fair
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1860-11-21

There lived in Duchess county. few
years ago, 80 Irishwoman, whom We vail call
Mrs Flynn Sue was widow, had had one
son, called Larry. Mrs. Flynn was the best
man Of the TWO, and did the fighting OF the
family. Oue day the Sheriff called on her
20 collect her taxes, and. as the OLD lady va,
opposed 10 paying Ter debts, an altercstion
eusuet, IL Shich Mrs. Flynn used some very
strong language The sheriff at last. could
stand 1t &c longer, and told her if she only
wore the breeches he would knock her down.
Mrs Flynn ran Ia the door. aad calling to
Larry, Eho was al work III the garden, said:
Larry. sc diEel. come here here aud give
me your breeebss. He shaDt have auv e1-
euse for 10, giving an honest lady sai;sfao-
tioG.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1860-11-21

E,i55zAsAssf = INA. e.
APoTHECARIEs, DRUGGISTs. GRocERs AND PR1
vATE FAMILIES.
VEoIfe,s Pure Co=nac Brandy.
W nlfe's Pare II ader in. : erry & Fort w ine-
VEolfe's Pure scotch and Irish " hiskey.
ALL III BOTTLES
| beg leave To call the attention of the citizens
Of the United States to he above Wines and liz
quors, imported by Udolpho Wolfe. of New York
whose name is familiar in every part of this coun
try for the purity of his celebrated SchieddHs
!Srkaayg3s. Mr. Wolfe in his letter me, speaking
OF the purity of his Wines and Liquors, says: Il
will stake my reputation man. my standing
as a merchant Of thirty years residence in the
City Of New YORK. that all the Brandy and
Wines which l bottle are pure a. imported, and
cf the best quality, and can be relied upon by
every purchaser" Every bottle has the pro
pTietor's name on the wax, and fac smile Of
his signature on the certificate. The public are
respectfully invited to call and examine for them
selves. For sale at Retail by all the ApOtheca-
ries and Grocers in Philadelphia.
GEORGE II. ASHTON. No. S3Z Market ST., Pha.
Sole Agcnt for Philadelphia.
Read the following from the New York Courier.
Enormous business for one Ne,0 York Her
cFaHt.-We are happy to inform our fellow-citi-
zens that there is place in our city where the
physician, apOtheCary, and country merchant,
can 90 and purchase prlre Wines and Liquors, as
pure as imported, and Of the best quality. We
do not intend TO give an elaborate description of
this merchants extensive business, although 1t
will repay any stranger or citizen to visit IDOL
pho Wufe's extensive warehouse. Nos. 1S, 20
and %, Beaver street, and Nos. Il. 10 and 2I J..
Marketiied street. His stock cf SchnappS on
hand ready for shipment could not have been less
than thirty thousand cases; the Brandy. some ten
thousand cases-Yintages Of 1886 TO 1856; and
ten thousand cases Of Madeira, Sherry and Port
Wine, Scotch and Irish Whisky, Jamaica and
St Croix Rum, some very old and equal TO any
in this country. He also had three large cellars,
flied with Brandy, Wine, &c, IL casks, under
Custom-House key, ready for bottling. Mr..
VOTES sales Of SchnaPps last year amounted to
one hundred and eighty thousand dozen. and we
hope IN less than two years he may be equally
successful With his Brandies and Wines.
His business merits the patronage of every
lover Of his species. Private families who wish
pure Wines and Liquors for medical use should
send their orders direct to Mr.. Wolfe until every
Apothecary in the land make up their minds to
discard the poisonous stuff from their shelves.
ami replace It with Wolfe's pure Wines and
Liquors.
We understand Mr.. Wolfe, for the acccmuo-
dation Of small dealers in the country, puts up
assorted cases Of Wines and Liquors. Such
man. and such q merchant, should be sustained
agairst his tens of thousands Of opponents in the
United States who sell nothing but limitations,
ruinous alik TO human health and happiness.
September u. 1S6O-Gm.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1860-11-21

The most interesting -Ean az Tie Uaion.-
Hon. Josiah Quincy will maintain. IF be live.
his nine-ie;h birthday in February next. He
vas guest Of John Hancock az a brilliant
dinner party. Tie had been the associate of
all the Dlaster minds who formed the Reprb-
lie. He vaS EGbie 20 the crown at his birth.
and lived % see the struggle of the Revolu-
ti0a-the creation Of an empire. He Is to
day the most Interesting man 10 the nation.
oy association aud by personal worth, aud by
tie possession Of : vigorous intellect iu shas
day of life when to the mass OF mankind the
light Of the train has set
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1860-11-21

4 Ship Canal IA Hiaois.-Tbe citizen. Of
Chicago nave revived tie original scheme OF
the Illinois and Michigan Canal, which com
priSed ship canal OF sufficient capacity 10
float the largest class of vessels that could
navigate the Illinois river. but which was
given Up for she want Of means, after 3 con
siderable portion of the xork had been con-
stEncted upon that plan, and completed foT
ordinary canal boats only. The probable
cost Is estimated at from ten TO twenty mil
lions Of dollars. The concentration OF the
commerce and interests OF vast region in
Chicago seems 10 warrant THE gigantic euter-
prise.
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,e The lady who .'knit her brows,"

ssa- The lady who knit her brows," has
commenced pair of socks. Her sister was
choked with indignation. Her brother went
away in disgust, and returned in steamer.
a cousin went into the rope line the other
day-was hung Her husband started on an
enterprise-gone to Australia to escape the
sheriff
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~'fss. can you tell me VIA. i. vir-
giDr'
To De sure can, Jimmy
We'll. tina. all ys ts after doing itI'
Yes jist; i;s = woman that bss never been
married at al
BE ye in Girnest, Pst!'
Yes. jimmy
The saints in Heaven be praisd, then!
Ny mother is virgin; my father never mar
RED her at all, sure"
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INPECTINE,
The Persian Fever Charm

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