The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1860-02-15
|. -Aneal,er. Ynnkee TricIk.


zAn0iker- Yankee Trick.
"Tbe critter loves me- know she loves
meH said iona thg0 DUubSins, as he sat upon |
the eognfeld erce, msditsting on tie courses .
Of his true love, That il Was running Just as
Shakespeare said it did very roughly. "Ifl
Suke peatody has taken a shine to that gawkv, /
long .sueaked, stafninerin' shy criter GuSset,
just because he's city ieller, she aint the girl
! took her, that's sertin. MOI It's the old folks; !
darn their ugly pictures! old Mrs Peabody al
lsrs was hialatin' eritter. iull Of big notions;
and the old mans regular soA-heal, driven /
about by his wife, Just as our old oue,eyCd roos
ter Is drove about by-sour -esntaRkeroRs fve-
toed Dorkin hen. Aut il / dlnt SpFe his fun ,
nv name ami .Jonathnn. I'm going down
TO the city, by the railroad next wcek-and /
when come back, wake sHakes! that's all"
Theabose solAoquy may serve TO give the .
reader some Slight idea Of the land in the pleas
ant rust village where the speaker resides.
Mr. Jonathan DouGkns was voting farmer
we'll todo,in he world, and locking ont lor a
wife, andshad been paying his addresses to Miss F..
Susan reabody, the only daughter OF Deacon
Elderberry Peabody, OF that Ilk, with fair
prespectai success, when city acquaintance
Of the Deacon one Mr.. Cornelius Gusset, who ,
kept a retail dry goods store in Hanover street, !
Boston, suddenly made his appearance in the .
field and commenced The cutting out game
nazzed with the prospect Of becoming gentle f,
mans wife, and pesered by the opportunities
of her aspiring mamma, the village beauty had
begun to wayer when her old lover determined
upon a last and bold stroke to foil his rival
lie went to the city and returned Of his bust
ness he said nothing; not even TO pumping
maiden aunt who kept house for him, lie went
not near the Peabody'S, but labored away in
1. Z Il y,C
his machnations.
The next day Mr.. Gusset was seated with
the old folks and their daughter, in the best
room ofthe Peabody mansion, chatterng as
pleasantly as may be, when the door opened,
aud in rushed very dirty and furious Irish
woman
SIS it there We are, Mr. Cornelius Gusset.--
Come out OF that, before fetch yc. ye peen.
is that ye promised me afore the praste, ye ha-
then nagerI Rdhhing away from me and the
children-fo forsakn yer lawful welded WIFE an
runnin} after the Yankee gals, ye coniien.
tial"---
Woman, there must be some mistake here"
stammered Gusset, taken ali aback by this
charge.
.eDrsil bit OF mistake, yc sarpintl Oh
wirra, wirra was it rorthe likes of ye that
sacked little Dennis McCathy--who loved the
hiounu "Tu o"' r''' ""'i 80. r. 0' r ~
" iil"H9 T1:l, ~ ~.
station, where LEFT little Patrick, bekase le
was too sick with the small poX to come any
further, or will ye wait ull drag ye?'
'Go--go-aong,'' gasped Gusset. "Go and
I'll follow you"
He thought it best to temporizc
az give ye ten minutes" said the virago IF
ye amt there, It's me cousin, Mr., Thabby Mul
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era,s f1af BURGLARY if know anvthinr ahou,
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- i@o WIVES si'' 'sN'u 'Ne ii''4' ! '''i'" ".
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of nv house. po away. to the station, and clear
INTO II Boston Won't have r notbinr more ore 10 lr
with you,'
'yI .'i;1t daacon hear mr. y
- Jor,t NJ tn haarr 20 eorrr, - n,;a,
the deacon. stopping his ears with his hands
1WarrS;n@ tyrn ,rgpp0 Fyiyss and cor;+,, ronrin,
third Go Ionr--elear ont ont - '
Even Mrs peabodv who was inclined 10 M
tEord IN for. The crlnrit was siIerced, Snsa,
turneJ from NJ him inn in borror In 5pspair be ae,
~ the ra;l,rav ~stotion Lo,Iy nnrsned Nv n,
rIon,oro,'s ,,,,j ;,ds,,nant FrnDcb ,ro,na,
That affsrnann E Miss Snson pnahod, vs
warl.;nr towards tbe VILLAGE She was ovayt.ker
eraa noi1.,,ses - ~