, 1860-08-24
odds ana Ends.

they lance out eentence, pierce The matter %
the quick, and are done. You never know
where you stand with them. Your converIn-
ton falls into their minds, g rivers an into
deep chasms, and are lost N sight By IL depihs
and darkness. They viii sometimes surprise
you with few words, that 20 right 70 tho mark
like gun shot, and then they are silent again,
asif they were re-loading.
An old dafksy in Washington. who supposed,
from the extraordinary preparations that ven
being made to receive the japanese embassy,
that it was composed Of superior order Of be-
ings, delivered himself IN Ibis wise altef thc1o
strangers had arrived: "Why, dcy sinf
nuthin' more'n colOTd folks Wid der beds shaved.
Plenty colord folks in dis town whittier dan dsy i.
Better not come here. Go to tnlin roun' TOO
much, de boys may snake EN- and cell icm %
New Orleans. De Lord bless nA anyhow nig-
gers Is looking up"
AgrAduate Of certain college gave smother
The lie, and challenge followed. The m.tho-
matical tutor Of the college heard Or The dispute.
and sent for The youth, who told him be must
Hght n@
"H He gave me the lie.
every well, let him proveit n he proEesil,
you did lie; and if be does not prove Il he lea,
Why should you shoot one aEoiherf Let him
prove Il" salf %otstef f9f
A country spothecary being out iSr days
shooting, took his erEnnd boy % sslfy lis game
bag. Entering field Of turnips, tho dog pointed,
and the boy, oveIjoyed At the prospeci d his
masters success. exelsimed- Lof MASTER,
there's eO,sy q you can get near EN-, won't
Physic then. you young rascal what Do
you mean =" q
.why, kin 'sm % bs sure" replied .hs IA
al wish you would come % ! pause IN Jour
talk, wiie, rsaid Blinks, such an everlasting
clacking Is enough 10 drive me mad"
You had no business 70 take NE from ny p4
" you didn't Ike to hear me talk, = rsicIied Mn
Blinks; "there were other men as good - you.
who said there was music In my voice" and e
usual, the wife had the last word.
In order 70 amuss the children on he Sabbath.
. lady In Brooklyn was engaged IN reading %
them from the Bible the story Of David and Go.
llath, and coming % that passage IN which Coli
sth 50 boaslingly dared tho young STRIPPING.
little chan, almost IN bis lFst lToUaer1. l1'd.
Is Sister, skip that-skip ihaf-hes only blowing
I want to know who lIckediP
IN On article N ! Isie number Of lhe CIr'siiaa
Etaminsf, We find the following paragraph
!" No race IN this country uIl b dcl1I1ll
which makes money. II We bad IN Boston q
New York ten ourlng uulangs viii million Qf
dollars each, they would visit n he bet -
ciety; We should leave our cards q their dooI1.
and give them snug lite dinner parties"
Man i Ikea snow. BAH. Lears him lying IN
idlenesS agninst the sunny fence o. prosperity.
and all the good that's IN him melis I|Ee hrl1
butter, IN these days; but kick him around. and
he gathers strength with every revolution, until
he grows into an avalanche. 10 make Z 1goro
In the world. you inuE keep moving
TN We arc about to leave ths world, We d not
perceive how much u contains 10 oxcils our u
terest and admiration; he sunsets appear % -
far lovelior than they were IN other years ald
the bees, The birda, ihe foWcTa and he cl1u11|
are objects q curiosity . us Whlcn fhoy Hcro
not in our early days.
A country editor closes his lsadsr n his M
happy strata: The Sheriff 8 now waiting Ibr
rs n the other room, 80 We have no opportunity
10 Be pathetic; We are wanted and must 90
Delinquent subscribers, you have much 20 an
sSer for Heaven may bFglve yon, bui We
never can"
The Essex (lfaas.) Banner gives 4 curious
description Of Haverhill: . HirerblIl i mo1l
essentially one idea place. We nft an Ioalhlf
and mceiing-housea, and any man Who b On
move may Be safely supposed 70 bs pilhne On
building committee, o. about to aialt - the ehpp
business"
I Earnesinoss Is the root Of greatness and hero.
ism. sThey we're IN earnest and not lIcy
we're oniv iekinr. , 4 ne cpiiaph which history
has inscribed IN letters of FIRE, o. q blood. on
the tombs of her illuslEious-tha heroes mar'
tyrs and teachers Ga
sabbath School Teachcr--s Why Hns h ll'nl
The angels IN Jacobs dream. having winga uoll
seen ascending and descending from heaF'n on
ladderr"
Scnolar-hesiinlinEly-sI guuss fhsy we're
moulting and couldn't hyi. r ~
A country paraon was addicted 70 using llls
phrase, @I6atier myself" inslead q . ] bcIiale"
Having occasion 70 exhort bis eongEeg.tou dur
ing revival, he -lattsred himself" that mcIu
than 0ne-half Of them would Be damned.
suwnrrow, the grsat Russian General. clin
IN peace, always slept fully armed, boots lnd IN
Whon was lazy, he nlid. " and wanted q
enjoy . comfortable slssR, I usually took Of one
spufi"
"Hold your tongue for FOL r. Wag he polite
recommendation Of an Irish husband. Sure,
then, you're going 70 speak yourself uas th1
equally polite reply q his vii. I'g
as Il possible, mis-, that you don't know a.
names Of some Of your best lfienisr
sCsFtainly, I do not even know what - cEn
may be in . year from this tina"
Sweden and Norway are slowly being naed
out q the sea at the rate of one half % one
tenth of an inch per annuIn. The west c11lI ol
Greenland b Is gradually sinking.
We like ths man who never brEui 70 ttank
heaven lor his wife, bis lroplncc, md hD uo1d.
land. Il might Be steFeoiyped ipl1 lhe oaI|l
prayers q al happy OhriIiiana
~Miuisr, I ny. ! don't suppose you duatLnos
q no body Whist doat u.lt o hlIs noholy q
DO nothing. deat yonfs Ihs anrucr u14