, 1860-09-24

ONO IL:
Joshua Jepsome,
Am:snkan Citizen.
Haie c4IHmbp.
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Thar, sez I, proud ike. taeres mi tite], ~
good o. it I was Calf mvself like Albert Ed
ward. Now tn git !. tn him.
IA was ~aitln saw garjus dressed indi
vidoonl ap3roachin tu mo. Oato bis tiug:rs be
wore rinss arg:r than preserve plate. 0ato
bis rest. witch wos Of sp1jgged velvet, wos
j..e'ess wAndsr ln't Of eca'ns Of l8 easut gold
were js: black, with mustaabers. Tr,waes
very l.rRa piaj, small. on the ankles, with
RtrIper likeHise coat of bright bottle green,
with bright buttons. Moreover booh the shin,
lest ever sor. white hat, gloves, cain,-1
luz tn be defy aite on these pins.
felt in mint it mus: be one or The Royal
party. I've sten that Kind on the stsi. befoar
nor, aad was fami'ser with tha .pectacal. Ssz
Ito mTse'f, Joshua Jeps me, here amt po iess
nor D,ck, be on Fer manners now, and the
rest is ), $ etvas ro1in otf a log" Thus solilo-
qaiz nS myself, took q fitk 1t my boots, sly
TX. With mi poct Jet tandkercher, strsiteEed
,
fall eeems to lie fettin in esly; how does our
c.imate suit your lord.hip1"
lIe locked ut mt and bloned tia nose, waved
his cain d little aud stz he ''Wot did Ju OBJ
serve? Then knew he was one Of the ro5el
party by the renark be made. and seq |, show
is bis H.ghoess tais morning. SUPPOSE you are
ov the i'rsnsa 8 party. and being Joshua Jep-
some, plain city n. thort he mtkht Iike TO
sse me ?" The ganjas atrnnse1 smiled gently
asd It Z h., MIR. Jepsoms, / don't mind tellin
yu in coad:eos that I'm the Ptiuse u,isslf. A
youpge1 hro:her or mine is p's5in the part If
Prirse for u:e, and I'm seem the wosl1 Tor mi
sell. iukcg. But dent fpete Of It for yer lie"
So ."Prin.e, yu du ms credit. mamu's The
S. r -ns heel ,nter he holer ov tothsr fn. ;ns'
took OF nj hat ED civ him sech a hox a< h1
don't olIn see, kind CT mixture, not kompro-
mhing mi dignity nor his as The l'ripse.
Sez be &c iii me Lord Rain en- il you plea<e, it
WAS my mothers m*'de1 ame" etz be. .S:z I,
"du TIL, shusc eput,, =. X. Victoria Rain'ew,
is that wat it ats for. Well, st III hoat aheli
rain fen mose and keep on raihlag. ior Prince
ve like your msrna on this side the eshun-
She's trump, shs il, an the Queen tu." Sez
lard Ra1pa{ew, "eise Tie your haod Ar. Jep-
s7me, yure al heneat man aud if you come 10
EayIspd r. ritz s'rate to see US Mi TO hum aud
ak for me-" S.z ], "that's a bargain Prinse,
and straogr th.rgs have happiaed than thai
sou md tske pot luck together ut Wluscr
Caste, orls don't put yourself cut for re-"
Jest then was hoEri6ed By Il speetakel u cum.
min sech as I thort l shood go through the
ground tn discover the saim. 4 small sizsd
man was app'oacaia with ba:k;t. H. was
lam aod cum slo, and Good co lect nj fac4l-
ter. His baskit contained UnAScEs: He WIS
| olle1ing the sam for sail. red hss purpose at
Glance, for III heard or the disturbance of
these eraogemsn befnre. S=z !, "re:ched man
ror4ay, d: mart, and do not Insult sin suished
| strangers OSLO urr soil" He left,
| The t'Iiuse and wa'ked snm squairs chat
! ten fanitooar}y ga sam tcpscks, spld him of
our system poIitik:e and sothul. cur private il
stitorshrns, 60: fosgiuiov the Eolc St1rs fuee,
to tho him we ~a' up ter s: uf On mosikle mat.
te=s. adding tha. was the ke:per Of the iuus
Of the Balm. lie tht d takes n, arm snd g. be
"Hr. Jepsoue Ike you and now hox ar you
If tor fnos:' Nj harl bste quick, Wos." SEE
i su uiselt "is a !en thoasatd guinnies noa1
or less t, form Pdn:e." sez {, Pricse 9
70 bad" liz di1o't tax mi mesnin b. I'D he
.:was 1eetl. short hlu Il, 'rlvil VI sxpen
sire, and al bis footm-o had mons.rus a3yy
tues for beer snd and h'r lunca." Jnst thsu
eez be- "O3, tere c3nes Nexc2Es.l." Ssz
"tne Dook;" 81 be, ike very saim-"
sax the indiEigooal Sefsrred To cuu'miu
aud he cam up. He was dressed much as th'
PRINCE, only less. ard his bar and baird va
very red. lie looked Mt NE and atz "G2n,
m 2rnirg to yer D:okccm." TIN SEE th
pfinse, :" This is our friend Jepsome. an1 D ,ol
will you sho him tox We keeo the cEown jew
lis wen We are at hum" SszI"do that an )
p;ees ne. thar must BE- raskiis On y.our side Q
the waiter looking cut for va'i5 ab'ea.''
S.z the Door, Mr. Gimcra:k "Jepsome
sell. "Gypsum" scr he. "d,d yu never hea
ov the paint sai.t" Stz I, ,"nese1;" aud now '
speek Of 1t I'm fortunate, for hare in my ,roa
sis pockit cne hundred and thirty-t~o dolls,
Of the Eolic SerrJ 6ces mopy, the net profits
heun, it," Il: was made on the St. Jo excu
sion. .bo Va don't brag on that, on account
the Ii k.
With lat The Prinse ard the Dock of Ney
a, sci xch1irged giarcts. fhen, st The prlne
"sho Mr.. Jtpsome how We keep The crne
j=wie, We can trust him." Sfz ], ooWin, .'fo
ia nc homer" SEE he, mot 1t at,;'' su
rnueh nosr OF the saim soft passed betwene y
: ball, witch he ted NOS modil Ct the Roy,Ip.
eat ssif. locked At it. lie pulled nut lit
: : p|ur and sho we'd boiler. Stz be, "Tharr
The spot" putin in apiece o! paner quitc i
;. koucerned like. Suddenly SEE tha Ds (, Il
I see me put that lutte paper In, wos will Ju Il
e itjs'ut there?7 SEE /, II IEever bet"
!. The P1inse took me one side aod ea;d Il
'' Dook war xensric a7d fond Of givin away hehs
!. bet*, neser taken 60 account OF them. Ssz
. "yu bet him tu hu9deEd dollers and take th
pue, maltn I'D wot J d hant got. reckorin il
j. fuus or the Eolic Serry hnea. Piais the mo
# io nj ba3t. d. a. I tel Jon and gull cure tt
. did as was advised. the Prince took Ill II
g cash Of the Eol;c Sefr3 tiaes, ditto mi s,lv,
/. watch,-moreorer gold chain be1or gipE
Itm.ma. The Prizes sed h. wood leave rs
decide it aDd 70 10 The Post Office -heexreet
a letter from his M. He went. ''No~," sex
It aDoek frot on: ger little ball, and sho yer D
d the:e; ST be, *.F.oorsd, Mr. Jepsome," b.
,. the I'rtIss shall giv IN 3ur money, IN
dawn this STREET an will 90 That, and = ii M
him cummln en- both sid.s the b ok"
d lie weat, Moreover did. 1 have not Sc
r the rrnse, Lord Kainafrw nor the Dook sin.
II the sutj3 k. Meuetlme tie E,iic Ser'y6 6u
n funds aad u MIN - cha are sAc lis to ro
4. rap Assity. Wos it The Fs1nse met or a1u
= q n sssik. is the p1inse rapasslu., aud ea1
= , c,mmon coustab bold onto him with proci
The Eo1i: Serr3 iaes less is dtd one, like1
70 mine. Put not yer trust INTO Prinses, mt
trust en- tew much with yer money OF the Eo
- Serr{ 6ueo Il The experience Of ynurn
Z J. J.J1psoxK
" Ps, nwrs:. the Prinss aud the Dock 1 =:
L. Nj ize aro op,ued. Who WIS i'll J.. ]
u Poor Pierce.
ARentleman who waited the arrival Of B l.
e. Reofsew a: the depo. o. Ftisay evening Ia
10 says that near him was bevy Of 1risbmen. \
!: when thu Baron's party gos outof tho care,
TO up sesies Of howls Alsernated With inteEjacu
=, tory remayks not At ill complim :ntary to
Ba:oa, his mother, or his country. Our frie
Il nu3aed him, in the middle Of howl sb
d. Riobonisn1. saying tina. that was not the "a,
greet well.behaved strangers entering tho G
and tha: be ought to keep still. "Kape still
d, sit. you bloody 0ean <eman. Till. me. if
er "dare how, they thra:ed Franklin Pierce vi
lis "hs was over in England. They eroanet
be "blm three days, and the bloody Queen alap
I'd "the door in his face when he wint to Win
10 aCa.tle. No, be jsbbsEs, wont keep sti
hs By this time, the Baron had got ont of s.f
70 md our indignant Hlbernian subaided
1t. mutterings about "bloody heretics" ard Z
=. sire to "ruuch somsbcdy's head" Ws
20 nersr heard Of tho incidents relAted by Pat
I'd apart Of the history Of Poor Pierce, bnt II Il
IN va want 10 add our voiee to tho general yerd
"serTsd him right"