Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1860-07-07
ARTEMUs WARD HEARS PATTI.
From the Cleveland Plaindsafer,

NANh Ah0 ihaooi
The Sage of Baldinsville favors us with the
following critical notice of PATTI's concert last
evening:
The moosic which Ime most use to is the in
spirin stranes of the hand origin. | hire q artistic
Italyun to grind fur me, payin him his vittles and
cl SO, and spose it was them straaes which fust
put a moosical taste into me. Like all furriners
he has seen better dase, havin formerly bin a
Kount. But he amt of much akount now excep.
to turn the organ and drink Beer, Of which bev-
rige he can hold a churnfull easy.
3 Miss Patty is smawi for her size, but as the man
sed about his wife, @ Lordl She is well bilt &
her complexshun is what mite be called a Broonet.
ty. Her Use is a dark bay, the lashis bein long &
silky. When she smiles the awjince feels like
sxing her to doc it some moor, & to continner doin
it, q indefui: extent. Her waste is | of the mos:
bootiful wastisis ever seen. When Mister Strack-
horse, led her out 1 thawt sum pretty skooi gal,
who had jest GRADUATED frum pantalets & wire
hoops, was a comm out to read her fusi comper-
n sishun in public. She cum SO bashful like, with
her he'd bowd down, & made SIGH a effort to arrange
her lips so thayd look pretty, that l wantid to
swaller her. She reminded me of Susan Skinner,
who'd never kiss the boys at parin bees till the
candles was blow'd out. Miss Patty sung suthir
or ruther in a Turin tung, / don't know what the
% sentiments was. Fur awt l know she may have
bin denouncin my wax fggers & sagashus wild
beests Of Pray, & I don't much keer eff she did,
When ste opened her moTth a army of martin
gales, bobOlinks, kanarys, mockin birds, ~etsettery
BUST 4th & few all over the Haul.
Go it, little |, sex | to myself, in q lilly existed
frame Of mind, & Of that kount or royal duke
which you'll be pretty apt to marry l of these dast
don't do the fair thing by ye, yu kin always hav
home on A. Wards farm, near Baldinsyille, Inji
amy. When she sung Cumin threw the Rye, &
spoke Of that Swayne she deerly luvd herssl
Individually, | didn't wish | was that air Swayne
No CESS not. o certainly not. This is Ironicul
l mont meen this. It's a way / have Of goakin.
Now that Maria Picklehominy has got married
(which / hope she likes il & left the perfeshun
Adeiiny Patty is the championess of the operJ
ring She ksrries the Belt. Thar's no draw fte
about it. Other primy donnys may as we'll throw
up thu ePonje first as last. My eyes don't deceive
my e~ar-site 10 this manner.
But Miss Patty orter sing in the Inglish tung.
AS she kin do SO as well as she can in Italvun.
- Why under the Son don't she do III What cents
Is thar IN siDgin wurds nobody don't upderstan
when Surds we do undsrstau is jest as handyf-
ai7why peple will vsrsiaerusly applawd furrin lang.
~idge is mystery. 1t remins me of a man j
ouct knew. He sed be knokt the bOttum out Of
.sqhixs pork Barril, & the pork fell out. but the Brine
70 naaeps mooye an inch. 1t stade in the Barril.-
lie SEQ this was a Mystery, but it wasn't mis.eriOl
than is this thing line speekiu Of,
As lar Brignoly ,Feri and Junky, tbay air dowt
less grass, but think SIGH able bodied men woot