The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1860-06-21
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Ata late hanging in New Hampshire, the rope,
whrb was a very old one, broke 1he Sheriff must
have have been an Old-lner.
A South Caroint paper notices the death Of a
r,uIe whose age was known with certainty To he six
ty-two years. Ir about time for that fellow to
give his Last kick.
Complaints are made that the police business is
duu ~ New York. We guess the rogue business is
brisk ,Eou.h 10 make up tor II.
Ar,orIing 20 Gn ancient writer, one Of the three
things the Persians taught their youth 10 shoot
Nth he 5or- Another was TO speaE he truth We
d1u't know whether LOcOOcO editors were put
through the same discipline in their youth not
bIr, they II ~ certain that they used bow
OF extraordinary length
The fin st ball owned by Clssius VI. Clay. came
near losing his life the other day, being brushed by
falling tree. This j. way and should
Judge Improbable method of ?. G=iag cattle.
Some poor fellows have the misfortune always be
tire subject Of practical jokes In such cases 1t -
very generally that the butt Of the joke can't
the point OF IL
The term fagifire, applied to the poetry which
flls the corners Of newsPtpers- Is not bad one.
SUCH poetry Is generally OF the common run
The value Of most products increases with their
scarcity, but air IS not more valuable o. account of
It's Tnrity-
One would think that n writing master Of all others
drive the most profitable trade he - always
engaged in \ fouTishiHg business
Cufy said he'j rather die IN a railroad smash up
than steamboat burst-up, dar yea il but if you
rits bowed up the boat, whar is you -
They have no old maids in Japan; when the girls
don't get married Voluntarily, the authorities hunt
up a husband, and make them marry, willing or not
willing.
This Is from Punch s' Our fair cousin Fanny 1--WE
dare not give her surname) says she really IS sur
pri,ei at the ridiculous complaints which men keep
making about criuOlne; for OF course they must adj
nit that the widest Of wide pettlcoats cover but tco
Jset -
A BRILLI1Sr PERORATIOS OS.-The close of the grand
effort of Edward Everett the inauguration Of the
statue Of General Warren, at Bunker Hill, on June
I7th i fully equal the finest passages of either Of
the famous Of Webster delivered the
casion Of laying the corner and top stones Of the
Bunker Hill The peTOTatOn IL follows
And. OH roy friends, let the lesson of iraiernal
affection which he taught ia hs death be repeated
in the persuasive silence Of those stony lips In his
own helrt-stirring language, let the " voice Of our
fathers blood cry Us from the ground and upon
this sacred day. and this immortal hill, let It pro-
claim sectional alienation and party strife,
az the meldeval church proclaimed the - Truce OF
Cod Wherever else the elements Of discord may
rlge; let the biIIows sink down and the storm be
hu-hel, like yOnder placid waves at the foot OF
Bunker Hill Here le. the kindly feelings that ami
mattel our fathers revive IL in the bOsoms of their
sons assured that-shOuli " malice domestic or for
eign levy invade us-if living champions should
fall, that monumental cheek would burn with the
glow Of patriotism. that marble sword would leap
from its scabbarj, and the hehying sods Of Bunker
Hill give up their sheeted regiments 10 the defence
Of the Union
HlSrs To YorxG LADIEs-Mrs. George Washing
ton WyIlys, in LIE ILLUSTRATED, oilers the following
good hints young ladies'
Don't sit down to your crochet work embroide-
ry unIess you have hr<t mended that hole in your
stockings. No use crOwdng II under the heel Of
your shce-ragz, Ike murder, viii out; aud they
speak with terribly loud voices ami ut Incon'enien
seasons, sometimes
Don't undertake to write skim-uiIk poetry when
You feel "A little disposed toward enthusiasm Go ana
DO kind action or speak encouraging word 70
somebody. If the feeling must have vent Depend
upon ., yodll be better satisfied aiterWard-
Don't pretend tO b. angry because gentlemen hay'
the auiacity 70 look You when You promenade
Bruldwty In YOUR best bonnet. What do you 2,
there f,r Il not 20 be lac more you affect Iu
dlguttion tine the o.feuiIng wretehes won I De
Eeve IL.
Dlut pay thirty or forty dollars for the aforesai,
bonnet. aud then com, plain that Pa i IN such mar
row circumstances you can't afford to give twenty
i've cents IN charity.
Don't es,tb blue and yellow canlies the whole time
Ike mouse nbbling NJ pineapple cheese au'
then lament because you hIyn't any appetite 10
dinner
Don't keep ge tIemau waiting half an hour
when ne calls, while you pat IN lace AMI ribbons
AMI arrange curis; he ISN'T fool ~hi'e,er y"
think the subject. AMI will probably form his O"
piets upon yo1r original appearance
Don't run and hiie, like frightened rabbit, ~he
a gentleman p = his head into the rcCm where 20
are sweeping duStiug- II there any 10 U
ashamed of in tine business, why do you do II:
Don't proclaim To the world that you can Z exl'
without SIX Paris bounets IN a year, anu thlt III
would De a burden without an opera oox anu 'ld
or
And above all, when some one does propose, don
say no, when you mean yes lie may take you
your wor!.
II you follow all these precepts you may one da
succee! in getting married, and that, you know
the summit OF all earthly ambition