Litchfield enquirer., 1860-12-20

you uCht De httie more keerful how 70 make my bread baskit depot in the fute How do you like that air perfumery ?" SC l l, shovin my fist under his nose. "Them the kind of papers I'll giv yu Them's tn papers yu want p
 I But workt hard for the ticket !; toiled night and day! The patrit shoul be rewardid 1"
 ] Virtoo," sed ], holdin the infatooate man by the coat collar, "virtoo, sir, is it own reward-look at me l" He did look q me, and qualed be4 my gase. "The fac is," l continued lookin' round upon the hun gry crowd, "there is scarcely offs for ev cry ile lamp carried round durin' this cam pane. wish thare was. wish there wa turin missions to be filled on varis lonel, islands where eppydemics rage necessarily and if was in Old Abe's place I'd sent every mothers son of you to them. Wha air you here for ?" I continnered, warming up considerable, "can't you give Abe { minit's peace? Don't you see he's worried most to deth? Go home,- you miserable men, go home & till the sic Go to pedlil tin-ware-go to chopin wood-go to bilir sope-stuff sassengers-black boots-git 8 clerkship on some respectable manure cart t-go round as original Swiss Bell Ringers becum original and only" Campbell Min. strels-go to lecturin at 50 dollars nite- embark in the peanut bizziness-:yrite for Me Ledger-saw off your legs and go round givin concerts, with techin appeals to char itable public, printed on your handbills- any thing for honest Twin, but don't come round here driven old Abe crazy by your outrajus cuttings up Go home. Stand not upon the order of your goin, but go to onct !! If in five minits from this timc,'' sez l, pullin out my new sixteen dollar hunt iD cased watch, and brandishing it before their eyes, "Ef in five minits from this time single sole of you remains on these here premises, I'll go out to my cage near by, and let my Boy Constructor loose $ if he gifts among yu, you'll think Old Solferino has come again and no mistake" You ought to hey seen them scamper, MT. Fair They run orf as if the Satun hisself was arter them with red hot ten pronged pitchfork. In five minits the premises was clear.
 How kin 1 ever repay you, Mir. Ward, for your kindness 2" sed Old Abe, advancin
 
 kin ever repay you, sir 2" ." By giving the whole country sound administration. By porin' ile upon the troubled waters North and South By pursooing patriotic, firm and just course, aud then if any State wants to secedc, let 'em Secesh !"
 "How about my Cabnit Ministers, Ward?" said Abe.
 Fill it up with showmen, sir. Showmen is devoid of politics. They aint got darn principle. They know how to cater to the public. They know what the public wants, north aud south. Showmen, sir, is honest men. Elf you doubt their literary bility look at their posters an see small bills. Elf you want 2 cabnit as is a Cabinit, fill it up with showmen, but don't call on me- The moral wax figger perfeshun must not be per mitted to go down while there's a drop of blood in these vains! A Linkin, l wish you we'll. Eff Powers or Walcutt was to pick out a model for beautiful man, I scarcely think they'd sculp you but eff you do the fair thing by your country you'll make as putty B angel as any of us, or any other man A. Linkin, use the talents which Nature has put into you, judshusly and firmly, and all will be well A Liukin, adoo He shook me cordially by the band--we picters so we could gaze upon each others linimen!s when far away from ono another-he at the hclum of the ship of State, and 1 at tue hellum of the show bizaess-admittance only l5 cents.
 ARTEMUS WARD.