Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1860-12-01

'okes, an l felt nifty skeerd, but tried my
very pest to keep stiff upper lip. Wall we
W, lux our places, Sal hangin on too my arm
lhe ivo nigger to a dec possum and me
,ookln at the fore. Then the passon ses, ses
ne: "Du you take this woman" (he might q
| SEQ young LADY, "ss you hold by the hand to
oe yore lawful vile, too help her an too keep
ner, 100 iuv and too nus her, tel deth dus you
part !" iii du my best licks," ses standin
iust on one leg an then tother for ali the
| world like turkey on hot rock.
Then be looks at Sal an ses he
"Du you take this man" like he didn't know
my namel "as you hold by the hand, tu be
yure lawful husband, to nus him an tn helm
MIN, onor and obey him, tel deth dus yu
part" -
"Yes sur" ses Sal. Then" ses he. I
pronounce yuman an wife, salute yure bride. -
with that, clipched Sal, aud guv her
ABOUT ns hearty buss as yu ever heerd.
then the fellers oil KUN round AID kissed
Sal like blue blazes, yu cud see il dun EN-
good the way they pitched in. l tbot Sal
orter stopped it, but she never sed one
word as fur me. kissed right On left, an
cum nifty neer kissen a nigger wench as
was fetchin in sum water, when everybody
begins giglin, an begins to feel nifty meme.
After while the kissin an fooln was all
over and we all pitched intoo the goodies,
an Of ever sor sweetuens fly, it was then !;
ct tel liked to popped, an everybody else
did their puttiest
About ten o'clock they all left, an sum ov
the boys ses, Peter won't you 60 hum
with u.s." an all sich things, devilin ov me
tel hardly Doed what tn do or wbar tn 60.
Arter they oil left, thar so, oil by my.
self tel niger gal cum tu the door an
"Massa Peter, Miss Sails q waiting for
yu."
"Whar is she ?" ses /.
She's in her ROOM" ses she.
"Wal tell her to cum douu," ses l al
am reddy to any whar she wants."
But" ses she "sbe's in bed"
ooh, yes" ses 81 forgot but" ses l,
Its ery yit. amt it ?"
She said | was skeered, and begin
snggerin, tel l picked up my hat and fol
Tered her, tel she cum TO door, and ses,
That's yure room" My hart jumped up
Into my thrapple, as | knocked again it,
was then gittin despert opened it, an
the cold chills run over me tel
felt like somebody was pulin chesnut
bur up and doun my back. Thar was Sal
last asleep, Tor pretenden like as | found
out,) and the candle a shinn as lite as day.
stood sum time luken nifty foolish, an
then put my hat on o cheer-next draud !
my cote of. 1t was nifty hard tn git Off
then ! shed my jacket, aud the balance Of
my harness, tel l cum to my boots, On of |
ever sore q pair Nv tite boots them was
The wuns pulled, tugged and jrked,
but they wouldn't nigh cum of, and hap.
PENN tn look round | thot l seed Sal o |
peepln at me outer wun eye so blose the |
lite out, gifts my boots of, an then -
but it amt nobody's business, SO l shant
ell any more.
Wal, I've tried margin some time, on must !
10y that arter q feller gifts yust to it, it |
1aint bad thing, in fact filoso6se as
oilers:
Marryin is good thing it is a great thing,
as Aunt Jane ses, a great institushin, (how |
she nose ! cant tell for she never had q |
chance TO tri it,) Its good for everybody
Ar yu old-marry, i'll make yu yung. or yuls |
il tryin to peer so. Ar yu yung it'l make
~ old. ln fact it is suited tn every On emmy
body. Its ten rale fence that society has blt |
up to keep foxes inside the bounds of good |
behaviour, an tho I've had my ups ar downs
u it, an no all about it still l say-horay for
narryin.