The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1860-10-31
NUMBER 43.

me that eff emmy o: the Seventy Onesters
shood happin TO insert barronel into my
stummick, il mite be unpleasant, & | was
on the pint of runnin orr when the Prince
hisseh cum up & aIed me what The mater
was.
Sez |, ALBERT Edard, is that you an & he
smilt & he said it was. Sez .'Alber Ed.
ard, heers my keefd. I cum TO pay my
respects 10 the fuiur King of Ingland. The
Kurnel of the Seventy Ones,ers hear is ruth
er small pertaters, but of course yu amt TO
blame for that. He puts on as many airs as
tho he was the Bully Boy with the glass
eye"
"Never mind, !" said Albert Edard slime
glad TO see yu, Mister Ward, at all events"
& he tux my hand SO pleasant like & larfed
so sweet that fell in love with him 10
onct. He handed me a segar we sot
down on the Pixarro & commens, smokin
right cheerful.
"Wel," sez /, "Albeu Fiard, how's the
old fellows!"
"Her Majesty and the Prince are WE'LL"
| he sed.
regler !' inquired. The Prince Iarfed, s.
| ntima matid that the old man didn't let many
kegs of that beveridge spile in the seller in
the course o. yere. We sot and tawked
| there sum time about matters and things &
bimeby | axed him how he liked being
Prince as fur as he got.
ITO speek plain, Mister Ward" he sed,
| 81 don't much like H. Pm sick of all this
| bowin & scrapin & crawlin g. hurrain over
a boy like me. ! wood rather go threw the
country quietly & enjoy myself in my own
way, with the other boys, & no, be made .
show TO be graped at by everybody. When
the people cheer me | feel pleased, for
know they meen it, but if those one boss
offishuls Good only know how see threw
all their moves & understand exactly what
their air after & knowed how larfed at 'em
in private, they'd stop kissin my hands and
fawnin over me as they now do. But you
know, Mister Ward, can't help being
Prince, & must do all kin 10 fit myself
for the persishun which ! mus: sumtme
ockepy."
"That's iroo," sez /, "sickness and the
docter will carry the Queen orr one of these
days sure's yer born"
The time hevin arove fur me to take my
departner, ] rose up and sed "Alber Ed.
, ard, must go, but preyis 10 doin SO ] will
observe that yu SCOT me. Yure good !eI-
ler Albert Edard, & tho line agin Princes as
gineral thing, must say like the cut Of
| yure glib When you git to be King try &
be as good man as yure muther has bin.
Be Just be Jenerus, espesh ully TO show.
men, who heV alters bin abo0sed sins the
dase OF Noah, who was the fust man 10 go
into The Menagery bizness, g. ef the daily
, papers ofthis time air 10 be believed ,Nsah's
colleckshun of livn wild beest beet emmy
thing ever seen sins, tho | maize bold to
{ dowt ef his seaiks was ahead of mine. Al.
bert Edard, adoo ~ | tux his hand which
he shook warmly, g. givin him perpetooal
/. free pars TO my show, and also parses 10
| take home fur the Queen & Old Albert,
put on my hat and waIkt away.
g Mrs. Ward T" ! solilerquisej, as walk,
along, "Mrs. Ward, eff you Good see your
n husband now, jes, as prowdly emepis from
4 the present OF The futur King of lngiand,
i, you'd be sorroy you kalled him beesl jest
. becowz he cum home tired mite s. wantid
q 10 go 10 bed without takin orr his boots
e Yold be sorry for tryn TO deprive yure hus,
n band of the priceless Boon OF liberty, Betsy
Janem
If Jest then met long perseshun OF meH
with gownds onto 'em. The leader wos OF
V horseback s. ridin up TO me he sed.
ii "Air you Orange /"
IS Sez |, (Which 90
e Air you a Orangeman 2" he repea,i.
e sernly.
~ used 10 peddle lemins." sed /, "but
\ never dealt in oranges. They are apt Il
to spie on your hands. What particular Lon
g. attic Asylum hev yeu s. yure friends escap
ed frum ef | may be SO bold Z" Jest then
] sudeen thawt struck me s. sed, ooh you
the fellers who air worryin The Prince SO
4 given the Juke of Noocastle cold sweats q
n. mite, by yure infernel catawawlins, air yu
= Wall take the advice of Amerykiu sitter
zen, take orr them gownds & don't Try I
in get up a religious fife which is 10 time
r.. wuss nor prize fite, over Albert EdarC
M who wants tc receive you all on ekal foo
40 in, not keerin tinker's cuss what meeti
IN house you sleep in Sundays. Go home
mind yure bisness, & not make noonsens
70 of yourselves" With which observashr
N lett 'em.
>, | shall leeve British sile 4thwiih.
Very respectively yures
-. A. WARD.
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