The Mountaineer. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1859-1861, 1860-11-10
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.AflTEMUS WARD SEES THE
.z@ PRINCE OF WALES.

MY FnESBs Or TIM EprroEiai. KoRrs.
81 rite these lines on British siIe, I've
bin follerin Mrs. yictory,s hopeful SIM
Albert Edward threw Kanady with nv
unparalleled Show, and tho I haint made,
much IN a pecooRcry pint Of view, I've
lernt somthin new, over here on British
sile, WHARF they bleeye in Saint tleoree
and the Dragon. previs to cnmin over
hear ! tawt my organist how 10 grind
Rule Brittany and other airs which Il
popular on British Sile.. Il likewise iixt
wax fggci W TO represent Sir Edmun
He'd the Goyuer Ginral. The statoot 1
iixt up is the most versytils wax statoot
ever saw. I've showd il as VIM. Penn.
Napoleon Bonypart, luke of Wellington.
the Beneker Boy, Mrs Cunningham "a
saris other notid persons, 4 also for 4
sertin pirnt named Hix. I've bin so long
amung wax statOots that kin fix 'eIn Cd
TO SCOT the tastes Of folks. & with sum
paints hey ! kin xiv their fasis beney.
Eerlcnt or fendish look as the kase re-.
Equires. Civ Sir Edmnn He'd a. beness
orient look, 4 when sum folks who thawt
they was smart scd II didcnt look ike Sir
Edmuu He'd anymore that II did anybody
else, L sed, 'srbat's the pint. That's the
beauty Of the Statoot. Ii looks like Sir
Edmun He'd or any other man. You
may kali il what IN pleese. Ef IL don't
look like anybody that ever lived, then
it'ssertinly . remarkable Statoot 4 well
worth seein Ikail il Sir Edmun He'd
Ia may kali il what ~ darn pIeese!p RI
had 'enf thare, #
At larst I've had interview with the
Prince, tho il putty nigh cost me my val
lerable life, ! cawt-a gliinps OF him as
he sOt on the PizaTro Of the hotel in Saf-
mia, \ elbowd myself threw a crowd Of
wLninr children, soiers Il Igjius that was
hangil round the tavern. ] was DRAWN
near to the Prince when q red fased man
in Millingtery close grabd holt OF me aud
axed me WHARF I was gein all 20 boldY
To see Albert Edward the Prince Of
Wales" SEE |; who be your" -...;
Ho"sed he was Kurnal Of the Seventy
Fnst Regiment, Her Magisty,s troops
/ told him hoped the Seventy 0nesters
was in good health, aud vas passInw ~
ls,shen ~ ve.gsn.i lINia Il y q. ~.
Bin q tone Of INDECENT cifpfise:
'Whatl ImpossibIci Il kannot be-
Blarst my hize, sir, did 4 understand VI
10 say that you was actooally g0in into
the presentsof his Royal Inissly pfap1
That's what's the matter with me- ]
replidc. 3fs..iS Il. s.s:. Is .g.i q Il.
But blast my hiEe, sir, It's onprese.
depted. Its orful, sir. Nothin like il
hain't happened sins the Gun Power Plot
Of Guy Forks. OWdashus man, who air
| yu| " ID. ,+.5,sIy !.
"Sir," SEE i, DRAWN myself up, & putin
ION a defiant mir, "Ime a Amerycan Glitter
zen. My name is Ward. Ilne hns.
baud & the father Of twins; which line
happy 10 state they look ike me, by
| perleshun line exhibitor Of wax. works
4 sich,n ,:.. - =, 81 ..... =.
sH'Good Godp yelled the kurnal, "ths
idee Of IA exhibitor Of wax liggers goin in.
to the presents Of Royalty! The British
Lion may well roar with rage at the
thawtp t-. ::=
SEX !, Speaking OF tho, British Lion
/ KnriIal. Ide like to make a bargin with
you fur that beast fur afew weeks TO add
to my Show" i diden't mean nothin by
this was only gettin OFF q COAX, hui
you ortcr hev seen She Old Kurual jump
up & howl. He aetooally fon,ed at the
mowth. ...
This can't be real, /" no shouted "No,
mo. It's horrid dream Sir, yon are
not human bcin---you hVS no existence
--yure Myth" ~. -, ,N.1.-. !. >-}.
t'.WaIl,n SEE j, ''old boss, yule find me
ruther Uncomfortable Myth ef you
punch my inards in that Way ngih,P !
began to git q little filed, fur when he
called ME a Myth he puucbt me putty
hard. The KHrnai now cOmmenst showt-
| in fur the Seventy 0Hestersi 4 ut fust
thawt Idle stay 4 BEGUN a Marter to
British OUTRAGE, as sieh course mite git
my mime up Il be q good advertisement
! fur my Show, but it occurred to me that
ef emmy Of the Seventy OneSters shood
happiR to insert q bayonst Into my stun
mick il might DO unpleasant, d | was on
the pint Of rnnnin orr when the Prince
hisself kun up Il a8ed me what the mat
ter was. Seq |, ''Albert Edard Is that
yu?" L. he smilt & sed it was. See !,
Albert Edard, hears my keerd. | cum
TO pay my respects to the future King Of
highland. The KdTnsl Of the Seventy
7 OneStcrs hear is ruther shawl pertaters,
but Of course you amt TO blame fur that.
HeputS on as many airs IS tho he was
the Bully Boy with the glass eye" !.
Never mind, " SEE Albert Edsrd, lime:
glad to see yu. Mister Ward, at all
events & he TUX my hand so pleasant
like L. iarfed so sweet that | fell in love
with him to onct. He handed me u scgar
l. We sot down on the PizarrO Il com.
menst smoking rite cheerful. wall, seq
!, albert Edard, how'a the old folksTp
Her Majesty l. the Prince ara MeH,"'
lie sed. 4,: '..+...-- ...r-..- ~. !,
"Duz the old man take bis Lager Beer
reglarP inquired. :s<.---
The Prince laEfed 4 iRtsrnAtid that
the old man diden't let many kegs Of that
beyFidge Spite in the sellar IN the coarse
Of yere We sot and tawked there
sum time abowt matters & things a
bimeby i axed him how he liked bein
Prince a. fur as heed got sg~ ID ..- II "