Lexington advertiser., 1860-05-18

TURNING TIE TABLES. AT one Of the
demi French rcun'oRS, not long since, q
little scene occurred which amused the
few who witnessed it. Abont 10 o'clock
monsieur entered, very correct in his
getting up, unexceptionable in his de-
meador, or the fgure-altogether an
accomplished gentleman; but gentle
man gifted with very considerable
nasal organ. The old proyerb says, "A
large nose never spoiled handsome
face and the stranger justified the pro-
verb. Advancing to the mistress Of tie
house, he made the formal reverence
which ceremony requires on first Wis
it; then, taking more familiar tone he
knowledge yoheen very happy 10 ac-
honor Of which il is quite unworthy
This was said in a low voice, but SO dis
tinctly articulased it could be under
stood by those who stood near. The
lady, who though very disting"ec per
son, is somewhat timid, because still
Young, was somewhat embarrassed at
this address, and thinking she had mis-
understood him, replied, excuse me,
sir, you were SAYING i said madam
that il was very grateful for tie invita-
ton to your Soircc.' The bystanders
exchanged looks and began to whisper;
the lady became more and more out of
countenance. i do not understand YOU
she said, at length; of what are you
speaking? The gentleman did not
speak again, but pointed in reply to the
prominent feature in his face. what
do YOU know oh, how impudent!
exclaimed the lady; and blushing from
her chin to her eyes, she concealed in
her handkerchief face half laughing
and half embarrassed.
The explanation ofthi8 little mystery
soon cameUut. The hostess had met
this gentleman the evening before at
the house Of her sister, where he made
himself very agreeable, as was his Gus
tom. On her return, recoIlecting her
2giycc Of The next day, she wrote h&stl,
" the following concise note 10 her sis
ter: 4 have taken liking to the big nose
a.. C;ro i on iny;ra,ion for me- Her mad
oon ~n y rolo,;ro omnsoJ havseIf by sending
the invitation as it was, and the gentle
man responded to the joke in a manner
which brought the laughter on lis side.
n.y. Ono a., of charity is worth 4 cen
,urv Of pIonuence,
s.o.s
TIE CoXJvnOn Donn.-lIo'. n1;'v 90
lccted from the audience bright mule
Sir said he, do you think could puV
the sovereign which the lady, holds INTO
your coat pocket?'-'No,' said the boy'
confidently. Think no,"-' | know :I
YOU couldn't, said the little fellow, win
great Grmness. why not" - Cause
The pocket is torn out y
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0<T "onder II the cup o. 95 T9''0" Lao
any saucer? Can any one 'e'''
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GT "A young l''! recently 'j I,r'1,' ,rI.at Lo'
that she could not uNue'7'"u0 W. I,''' ,,;Jl ill.,
brother George Henry 81" !" 'IT e, e.,
that he liked them so well ana '"'S "',,,, 'o'
her part, she would not SIyo 'n[ I0"' ,o'o ,| y
ny Of one young man IoF 'N"' o' '"'"' }
girls.
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p''E ., ,t o4VIS ,e" oon,n t,'' "nrv noer ma,ino
MN = n'.elS','s'' ,', Lo Doo,,u1 ,"a',I ,Inoa 1
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1.rr THE Sr,u1cu HAVE IT'S CRAVING
In The diseases PLoUuceu P1 W O,'J o"J 'VGa J;o.
such as scoFD"',C u T sen'I' ,f,"m '',| orovo. n
rh"a' ,he PS''S!I > S.o'''"Un o''oG CO % m%;cl
lor ana u'ses.a 'r,GG' H. FIX II"o JnHr !" NO dia
csrp,nly "o"'u 10 ;r"nnInI r'." H0 Car ,he sick
on} o"' osm"c;o1,r s", nat for such sick. These
are fruit, pickles, jams, gingerbread, Ia
Of ham or Of bacon, suet, cheese butter
milk. These cases | have seen ho' Ol
the patients stomach was ri ght, and the
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