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Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27
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The Douglas Democratic demonstration
and barbecue at Jones Woods. New York
on Wednesday, was n grand affair. Mr..
Douglas and Mr. Johnson, the candidates for
President and Vice President, were there,
and made speeches, as did also Mr.. Morchead
OF Kentucky, and Others There were be-
tween 10 and 90, 900 people on the ground,
and music, roast OK, banners and tillery.
In the course of his remarks, Mr.. Douglas
said that he was in favor of a cordial union
with every Union man; every man who was
true to the Constitution; every man who was
in favor of enforcing the laws in all contn-
gcncies. II Major Breckinridge was in favor
of enforcing the laws against secessoulss;
disunionists aud AboltioEists in all coutn-
genccs. then he the speaker was with him.
Believing that the Union was in danger, the
speaker would make any personal sacrifice
to save it. If the withdrawal OF his name
would defeat Mr.. Lincoln he would at this
moment withdraw it, more especially if his
withdrawal would insure the election of some
man who was true to the Constitution and
the Union, and woull enforce the laws. lie
believed that the only organization that can
save the country is the Democratic oreanizl-
ton. lie was in favor Of maintaining that
organization He proceeded to euosize its
history. lie believed that the Union could
be maintained only by crushing out Aboli-
tjonism and Southern Disunionism. lie APP
peaIed to all Union-loving men in favor Of
the enforcement Of the laws, in every contin.
geucy, to rally with one common electoral
tick and beat the Abolitionists, but he con-
iectured his hearers to make no fusion, no
bargain, no compranise with the friends of
any candidate who will not pledge himself to
sustain the Constitution aud the Union, and to
enforce the laws under all circumstances
Messrs. Douglas and johnson were sercnaded
at night at their hotel.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27

QUANDARIEs- Knocking at the wrong
door, and hcsitating whether you shall run
away and say nothing about it, or stay and
apologize
Crossing the road until You see gig COM
ing one way and cab another; SO that il
you move on you are sure to be knocked
down by one, and if you stand still you may
possibly be crushed by both. ..aI
Finding yourself in damp bed on cold
night, aud cogitating whether you will lie
still and catch your death, or get up and
dress, and pass the night on the two came-bot-
tom chairs. bog" '.
Paying your addresses to penniless fair
one, under the impression that she is all heir
ess; and OH discovering your error, having
the option of marrying the young lady, or of
being shot by the young lady's brother.
Dining at friend house, where you must
either drink wine till you become intoxicated
or refrain ill you become dlsagreeable.
Coming to four crossroads one of which
you must take at random, or just walk back
mile Or two aud inquire your way.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27

A number of tho cold gentlemen Of New
Orleans met at Odd Fellows Hall, in that
city, on the 7th Instant and formed Cos
sill Club" Mr.. Lapeyre said that he had
since the demise of the old Wing arty, acted
will the democrats, but now that party was
rent in twain, ard he had enlisted. heart and
soul, under the banner of Bell aud Everett,
the ouly candidates before the people Mr..
Bartlett declared that he was eighty-three
year.; ;old this Consitntional-Union movemen,
had fired his heart infused new strength into
his bones and that he felt fully fifty years
Younger, as ready and able to battle for the
cause as he was to fight the battles of his
country during the war 1912. Some other
telling speeches were made and proceedings
were marked throughout with much enthusi-
asln. Three cheers for the FOSSILS" ven
erabc men who have come down to US from
former generaton!'
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27

A cross-grained and sury man, too crook
ed by nature to keep still, went over to his
neighbor, Mr.. F., and addressed him thus:
That piece of fence is mine, and shall have
it. r .-a.r-stl e rI.-r.l.
Why, replied Mr.. F., you must be
mistaken, think
No, no. it's mine, and shall keep it,
WELL said F., suppose we leave it 10
any lawyer you choose 7r-
Il won't leave it to any lawyer said the
ether. ..''-...
well, continued Mr.. F, shall we leave
it to any four men in the village that you shall
select?' .g.-..
No; l shall have the fence .-....
Not at all discomposed, Mr.. F, said:-
We'll, neighbor, / shall leaveit to yourselfto
say to whom it does belong-to you or me-
Struck dumb by the appeal, the wrothy
man turned away, saying: ... ...t.
4 won't have anything to do with man
that won't contend for his own rights
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1buttiral.
From the Mobile Sunday Register.
"DreSsing for Church.

Has any body heard the bell 2
You have? dear ME, know full well
III never dress in time.
For mercy's sake come help me, Jane ;
I'll make my toilet very plain,
This for the sake of rhyme.)
Here, lace this gaiter for me-do
"A hole, you say? plague take the shoel
Please, Janey, try aud hide it.
know it's Sunday-but. my soul,
can not wear it with hole
The men will surely it.
They're always peeping at our feet,
Tho to be sure they needn't peep
The way we hold our dress.)
III disappoint them tho to-day,
And cross myself pray, did you say
Don't laugh at my distress.
How beautiful this silk will rustic?
please hand my self adjusting bustle,'
My corsets and my hoop) -i...
There now, III take five skirts, or six;
Do hurry, Jane, and help me fix
You know can not stoopl
How shall say my prayers to-day?
AS if girls went to church to pray
How can you be SO foolish2
Here damp this ribbon in Cologne
what Tor p to paint, you silly one
Now, Jane. don't be mulish
It's no more harm than Lily White
please see if this cheeks painted right,
And hand my box of chalk)
Now damp THE towel, Janey, dear,
And wipe this eyebrow-much | fearj
shall be late to walk.
Now then, my bonnet, if you please
The things as big as all out doors,
The lrightful sugar scoop.
Thank heaven, my mantle's handsome
1t cost enough to BE-, know.
tStraig ghtcn this horrid hoop.)
My handkerchief and gloves you'll find
Just in that drawer-youre very kind.
docs my dress trail p
It's all fashion, now, you know.
pray, does the paint and powder show
Thro' this lace veil p
Thank you, my dear believe I'm dres-
sed,
The saints be praised the day of rest
Come only once in sevenl
For if on all the other six
This trouble ! should have to fix,
I'd never get to heaven.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27
Religious Intelligence.
Dead.

Elder JOHN WISEpRENEn, Of this city, d.
ed last night. after lingering illness. For
years past the deceased has been prominent
ly connected with the "Church Of God, in
various capacities. As the founder of this
branch of the Christian Church. hc accom-
plished a vast amonunt Of good and was
honered and esteemed by the entire member
ship, embracing many thousands in different
States of the Union. The deceased was
man of considerable ability and indomitable
energy, and triumphed over obstacles that
would have proved impossible barriers to
many men ofless determined will similarly
situated. Ho enjoyed the respect of our cit
liens eenarally. and his death will be sincere
ily lamented. Harrisburg Telegraph, Tues
day.
METHopIsM AND SLAvERY.-Rev. DR.. Eddy,
editor of the Northwestern Christian Advo-
cate IN. E.) has written letter to President
Buchanan, which appears in Chicago papers.
He writes as momber and minister of the Meth
odist Church, regarding matters affecting
the life, liberty and happiness of those whom
he represents. He states that the Methodist
Church is no political organization; that its
members have ever been loyal people, and
that as such they claim the right to enter any
part of the domain Of the United States; but
' as a.,a;n"d tto ;ts ;nananoe ;n c"nsaco y Ue.o
or ;ts ba;ma Joc;dsd and Observation-Disclosures i,
It's anti-slaverv views. Many persons resi-
ding in the Slave States, for various reasons,
prefer to be connected with the division of
of the Methodist Church for which DIR. Eddy
speaks. rather than with that know asthe
Methodist Episcopal Church Sortb, yet they
have been subjected to barbarous treatment
for acting in accordance with this preference.
Dr. Eddy cites recent tranactions ID IeXas as
the hanging eff Rev. Mr.. Bewley, with whom
he was personlly acquainted Now the
the question arises in this state OF affairs, can
Methodists be protected In the Southern
States, or are they to be exposed to death at
the hands of uulicened mobs? Hitherto the
Church has been divided in its votes OH polit-
subjects, but a few more such murders as that
of Beweley, says Dr. Eddy, and Methodsts
@ s,rnn aSA % m" t"n -. unbolJ o .ia;r ri,h,. "'
'N'e 'Ao"s" ~ 'p''''' WV" ".'
When Gen. Cass laid out his farm lat
spring on the outskirs of Detroit, he offered
sufficient ground to build Methodist Church.
Next spring the trustees intend to erect
fine church to be known as the Cass Avenue
Methodist Episcopal Church. .ss
The venerable Hobart, Oh beritn' w. -
though nearly ninety -hse years OF age, ana
the seventeen oi his ni'histry' ID S''i' ao'e 10
preach. la .ar ! d. .Ea rs f.eag
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27

OLD PArcH--IIere is little narrative which
we have seen in print two or three times, but
it deserves stereotyping:
A poor boy came to school with largh
patch on lis knee. One Of his school fellows
who was vital great "teaze," began to nick
name him ''patch' aud finally .Old Patch. "
The other boys who had perhaps suffered in
the same way from the teaser, said to patch
why don't you lick him? Yes, give it to
him; I'd give it to him!"
"Pooh" answered the boy with the patch,
You don, suppose I'm ashamed of a patch do
you, for my part am thankful for good
mother, who, though poor, tolls to keep me
out Of rags. A neat patch looks much bet
ter than a slovenly, ragged hole in my pants.
Yes honor this patch for my mothers sake.
There was true aud noble philosophy in this,
and his companions felt it.
"There is no getting the better OF Patch,
said the boys; not bit Of false shame about
him." And the boys honored him for it. +
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27

Goop ADVICE. letter form Wm.
Writ to his daughter, occurs passage which
we give for the benefit of our readers. They
are simple truths. He says ... .....
al want to tell you a secret. The way to
make yourself agreeable to others is to show
that you care for them. The world is like
the miller at Mansfield who cared for nobody
no, not he-because nobody cared for him,
And the whole world will serve you SO If you
give them the same cause. Let every one
therefore see that you care for them, by show.
ing them what Sterne so happily calls, the
small sweet coui tesies Of lfe," in which Is nc
parade: whcih voice is 80 still to ease, and
which manifest themselves by tender and
affsctionate looks and little kind acts Of at.
teution- giving others the preference in ev
cry little euicymeut-at the table, ia the Gc!t
walking, sitting or standing
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27
THE LAW OF NEWSPAPERS.

Ifsubscribers order the discontinuance OF
their newspapers, the publisher may continne
to send them until all arrearages are paid.
newspapers from the Office to which they are
directed, they are held responsible until they
nave settled the bills and ordered them discon-
timed.
IT subscribers move to other places without
Informing the publisher, and the newspapers are
sent to the former direction, they are held re-
sponsible.
The courts have decided that refusing to
take newspapers from the Office, ,yor remos ing,
and leaving them uncalled for, is prima facia
evidence ofintentional fraud.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27
SINGERS
Sewing Machines !!
A New Machine
Which makes no Noise

WE desire to call the attention of Tai
w lors to our New Machines, just from our
Manumctory, which Is the Fastest Machine IN
the World runs easy, and makes no noise.
This Improvement Ia found in no other ma
chine and is secured BY letters patent.
To those who have refrained from buying we
offer the most perfect machine, the only one that
does every kind Of tailoring, the finest and the
coarsest, all the work OF the Family; binds hats
caps, fronts gaiters, shoes, and every thing ne
eessary to be sewed. The reputation Of our ma
chimes, $4,000 in operation in this city) Is sum
cient Recommendation to the new i'm orovement.
re- Send for a copy OIL NJ. SINGER = Cos
GAZETTE, which will be sent free. Parties
wishing to purchase, will notice our Machine
with one operator-will do more work IMAM
any other two machines, which isa gain OF 100
per cent. Prices ranging from $50 to Sl2o.
W. E. BRODERICK, Agent,
al.1g l5g Baltimore st..
Baltimore Nd Jan "a laGo-lv. --4
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27
COUrtilig.

That is rather delicate subject, we know;
but then, we dare say, subject bearing this
head will be read by the ladies as quick as
anything on which their eyes can rest. And
it is for their benefit we are now writing
There is something in the idea of courting
which causes au iudescri bable thrill. We
have just read the following account of how
the ladies do up these things in Rome, and
which may offer for them some useful hints
A Roman lady who takes a liking to a
foreigner docs not cast her eyes down when he
looks at her, but fixes them upon him long
and with evident pleasure--nay, she gazes at
him alone. whenever she meets him in COM
pany, at church, at the theatre, or in her
walks. She will say without ceremony, to
a friend of the young man, "Tell that gentle
man / like him. If the man of her choice
feels the like sentiment, and asks, Are you
fond Of me?' she replies with the utmos frank
ness, Yes, my dear.
There, that is coming to the point at once,
and not going round about with bushes and
simpering, and finally get out no. when YES
is intended. What is the use OF making
such stammering and suffering about it
when one is over-joyed with pleasure?
The ladies of Rome do not seem to be at
all troubled with any undue restraints of del
decacy and modesty. They say what they
think, and act accordingly. On the contrary,
our American ladies are so modest and BASH
full, that they let all the good opportunities
slip through their fingers while they are blush
ing behind a fan.-They woul net for the
world let a young man suppose they cared
anything about him. though they might be
dying with love. Now we think it is best
tn bu Il
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A beautiful Inscription.

In Trinity Churchyard, there is an inscrip-
tion on a tomb so singularly affectingly beau
.tilul we cannot forbear to record it, and the
emotions it awakens in the heart of stran-
ger 1t is an oblong pile Of masonry sur
mounted by q slab stone, on which are deeply
rnt 4ho follnwipp words
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27
Germs Of toe Gioi(iun C Ge(c9rnp6.

TWO DOLLARS per annum, strictly in ad-
vance-$2.5O if not so paid, and $a.00 If not
paid within the year.
Those who expect to receive the CIVILIAN Il
TELEGRApH for $500 must pay invariably In
advance.
~" Bear in mind that no paper will be dis
'ontinued until all arrearages are paid.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27
Piles, Fistulas, Structures.

The above class of complaints will be reno
we'd by nightly fomenting the parts with warm
water, and then by most efectually rubbing in
the Ointment. Persons suffering from these
direful complaints should not lose moment
in arresting their progress. 1t should be un-
derstood that it is not sufficient merely to
smear the Ointment on the affected parts, but
it must DO well rubbed in for some considera-
BILE time two or three lines day, that it may
be taken into the system, whence it will re-
movesny hidden sore or wound as e1cetuaiiy
M though palpable to the eye. There again
bread and wuter poultices, after the rubbing in
of the Ointment, will do great service. This is
the only sure treatment for females cases CT
cancer in the stomach or where there may be
u general hearing down.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27
Indiscretions of Youth, Sores and
Ulcers.

Blotehes, as also swellings, can, with GER
tainty, be radically cured if the Ointment be
used freely, md the Pills taken night and
morning as recommended in the printed in
structions. When treated in my other way
they only dry up in once place to brenk out in
another; whereas this Ointment will remove
tho humour from the aystem, and leave the pa
tient n vigorous and healthy boing. 1t willre-
aure timo with the use ofthe Pills to ensure a
lastinY cure.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27

Woman is like ivy the moro you are ru-
ined the closer she c lings to you. An old
bachelor adds "Ivy is like woman the
closer she clings to you the moro you are rn-
incd - .. I'D
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27

Ia the Parish registry at Glammis, there is
the following curious entry, dated 1916 No
preaching hero this Lords sday-the ministry
tSirg at Gcrtaely. buruirg witch
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27
Diptheria, liberated Sore Throat, ant
Scarlet and other Fevers,

Any ofthc above diseases may be cured by
well rubbing the Ointment three times day
into the chest, throat and neck of the patient;
it will roon penetrate, and give immediate rc
lief. Medicine taken by the mouth mnst ope-
rate upon the whole system ere its influence
can be felt in any local part, whereas the oint-
ment will do its work at once. Whoever tries
the un euent in the above manner for the di-
seases above named, or any similar diforders
affecting the chest and throat, will find them
aalyeA relinyed a by a charm.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27
Butter! Butter!!

IN icy regularly received every week. We
have also made' arraugementsfor furnishing
-rine Glade Butter in kees for winter use. Per-
IONS. dssiring to secure fret rate article do
80 By making engagements with us during the
month of October.
Sept. 20. o, c. CLARKE co
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DR.. E9onwe1n'9 -
TAR AND WOOD NAPTHA
,-av.a PICTORIAL,

Is the, best ,MEpIcIsE in the world for the
i CURE of i
Coughs and Colds, Group, Bronchitis,
Asthma, Difficulty in Breathing,
Palpitation of the Heart,
Diptheria,
And for the relief of patients in the adraneed
stages Of Consumption, together eih all
Diseases Of The Throat and Chest, and tchtch
preispose to Consumption.
It is peculiarly adapted to the radical
cure of Asthma.
Being prepared by q practical Physician and
Druggist, and one Of great experiences in the
cure of the vsrisus diseases 10 which the hu-
man frame is liable. Il
III offered to the afflicted with the greatest
confidence.
Try it and be convinced that il Is invaluable
In the Cure OF Bronchial Affections. Price
SO cents per Bottle.
re- PREFAR RED only by Ee -
DR.. A. ESENWEIN, d CO.,
. &Dfnggists and Chemtsts,
N, w. Corner Ninth Poplar Sts., Phiiad's.
M Sold by every respectable Druggist and
Dealer in Medicin threug ghont the State.
Phiiadslphia, March 70, Bo-Iy. - s7zs
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Dropsical Swellings, Paralysis, and
Stiff Joints,

Although tho above complaints differ widely
In their origin and nature, yet they all require
local treatment. Many of the WORT cases of
such diseases, will yield In comparatively
short space. Of time when this DIN tment is dill
gently rubbed into the parts affected, even after
every other monns have failed. In all serious
maladios the Pills should be taken according to
the printed directions accomps ny Ing each hox.
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Rates of Advertising.

One square of IL lines, so cents for one in
subsequent insertions Is cents each
A II advertisements under IL lines charged MS n
square.
Business Cardsin the Directory, per annum
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Uleut.
Advertisements before Marriages and Deaths,
10 cents per line for first tinsertion-sucsequen
insertions, 8 cents per line. Nine words are
counted as n line in advertising.
Merchants and others, advertising by the
year. will be charged $l2 90.
Proceedings of meetings not of a general
character, charged at cents per line for each
insertion.
Yearly advertisers must confine theiradver-
Using to their own business.
ALL TRANSIENT ADVERTISING, outsidethecity
,fCumberland, cash in advance.
Persons ordering the insertion oflegaladver-
sements will be held responsible for payment
for the same when the time for which they were
ordered to be inserted shall have expired.
IssoLvEsr NoTioEs, cash in advance.
PATENT MEDICINES, one balfin advance and
The balance in six months.
ALL Jon W DIRK, cash.
The losses we have sustained compel usto
adopt this course. twill be strictly adhered
to in all cases and no advertisement from n
distance will be inserted unless accompanied
by the cash
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27

Cons PLAN OF Your LirE.-Never COM
plain of your birth, your employment, your
hardships: never fancy that you could do
something, if you had different lot than the
sphere assigned you. God understands his
own plan, and he knows what you want a
great deal better than you do. The very
things you most deprecate as fatal liminta-
tons or distractions, are probably what you
most want What you call hndrances, OBJ
stacles, discouragements, are probably Gods
opportunities, and it is nothing new that the
patient should dislike his medicines, or any
certain proof that they are poisons. No! a
truce to all such impatiene? Choke that
devilish envy which gnaws at your heart be-
cause you are not in the same lot with 9th
,rs; bring down yonr soul, or rather, bring it
up to receive Gods will, and do his work, in
your lot, in your sphere, under your cloud Of
ohscurity, against your temptations; and
then you shall find that your c, ition is never
opposed to your good, but really consistent
with it-Dr. BuSkneN
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COUNTY DIRECTORY.


Judge Of Circuit Court-Hon. THOS. PERRY.
Clerk Of Circuit Comt-HORACE RESLEf.
Reqister of WiHs-JOHN b. WIDENER.
SheriG--HENR II ATKINSON.
States Atorncy-C b. HRUSTON.
Ssrveyor-DENTON D. BROWN.
Clrek to County Comm ners- WM: KILGOUP.
Jadges ofthe Oiphans' Court
NOSES RA Wings,
ALEXANDER KING,
@ FRANCIS NATTINGL
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HOLLOVAY'S OINTMENT.
Bad Legs, Bad Breasts, Sores & Ulcers.

All description of sores are remediable by
the proper and diligent use of this inestimable
preparation. To attempt to cure bad legs by
plasteri, g the edges of the wound together is
folly for should the skin unite, a boggy di-
seased condition remains underneath to break
out with ten-fold fury in a few days. The only
rational and successful treatment, as Indicated
by nature, is to reduce the Inflammation in and
about the wound and to soothe the neighboring
parts by rubbing in plenty of the Ointment as
salt 10 forced into meat.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27

'Ah! how do you like my moustasb, NTH
Laura ? lisped a dandy to merry girl.
'Oh, very much! Itlooks like the fuz on
the back of n caterpillarp Ha
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27

Z --SS-->------->--------
GOOD evening, Miss Brown; very pleas
ant 81 a4I AZ
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1860-09-27

Pon my honor muttered Pluggins TO him.
self al he left the above lady, shes the ver-
lest Miss ever saw aFy