The North-Carolinian. [volume] (Fayetteville [N.C.]) 1839-1861, 1860-11-03
WHOLE NUMBER 1897
ERUPTIONS OF HUMOR.

ERUPTIONS OF HUMOR-
Mrs. Partington saws that Ike has got horse
spirituous that he always goes off in decanter.
A lady wished seat. Aportly handsome gen
t,eman brought one and seated the lady. ''Oh!
voure a Jewel" said she. "Oh no." he replied,
II m a ieveler L have just set the jewel
There is a young lady in Brooklyn so refined in
her language that she never uses the woEn oiack-
guard but substitutes AFRICAN sentinel
Oftentimes the fastest" ycung women are the
most easily oyertaken by the galoping consump-
ton.
Some malicious persons assert that the letters
NJ D., which placed after ply sicans haines'
signify money Down.
A MAL1GANr MANA hater of Ethiopian melodies
is desrous of hearing the Lay of the Last MINSTREL
There is a comprehenslveness and lntens"3 oi
expression in the following brief sentence rarely
equaed: a young Irish girl, who was rendering
testimony against individual in court OF law,
said ..I,m sure he made his mother SMILE
Mr. Green sued a lady for breach of promise, and
he, friends offered him tw' hundred dollars to set
Il. it ..Wh4t, ]" cried Green, tive hundred dol
lars for ruined hopes shattered mind blasted Vie
and a bleedin, heart Never; but make 1t three
hundred dollars, and It's a bargain' y
! 4 piOuS old lady asked why she named her
dog 'Moreover.' Why" sad she putting up her
spectaces to find the place in the Bible, 1T is =
Bible uame-here: Moreover the dog came ana
licked his sores.
! Good morning Mr. Henpeck, have you got any
daughters that would make good ,ype-setters p
Not exactly, but have got wife that would
make a frstrate derH.
An anecdote is related of young preacher at
CITY church. who had for his ext a from the
sermon explained:
| That in olden times it was customary when the
bridegroom and bride coming, for the teu virg-
| ins to go out and meet them and escort them home
ire ethese Virgins being males, a"d 1've Je"'ales.
One dav ut farm no wag say on old COB
hlcr trying the str,gs OF some nghtc 'pS tht
| Iay on the ground to bleach. That, said he, 10
What call introducing cotton into Turkey.
fast man undertook the task of teasing an eccen-
DO you believe the story Of the fatted calfs''
| ''Yes," said the preacher.
sNeil then, was it a male female calf that was
killed:s"
| "A female" replied the divine.
! GLOW do you know that ??
| ''Becaus, Qaoking the interrogation IN the face)
sec that the male is still alive
: ea5- A rural editor recently married, and,,
previous to starting on his welding tour promised
to his readers that he would give them minute
detail of DID! No doubt there
will be call for large edition of his paper.
THE FRUITS OF IT.
We learn that man by the name of Woods lett
his home in the Northeastern part of this Co. last
Saturday. visited a neigh boring dister purchased
lliGuor and started for home.--Not reaching home
: search made for him on Sunday, and he
was found about 10 o'clock almost frozen. He was
|
he was thrown into spasms, which terminated bis
: life about II o'clock that night He leaves wife
! and several children. Where is thy Irother p
Greensboro 13o.sS.
a New York PoL1r1cs.--The Hon Daniel S. Dickin-
SON. of New York is out in letter. calling in strong
terms upon every National Democrat, and particu
arly every friend of Breckinrdge, t" his vote
and influence for the Union electoral ticket
$ A screnade having been offered lately at Genoa,
to the daughter of Galitalu, she addres sed the
9 crowd in the following terms: Brethren thank
you for your manifestation in favor of the brave
men who are fighting for the unity of Italy. Then
long live Italy long live those brave men and the
lie Guhtnteono =
e ELAW ARE AND THE BLACK REPUBLICAN,
The Black Republicans making strong efforts
to carry Delaware. The means they are resorting
= to are money fra I'D and colonization They think
l. that by carry ing Delaware for LINCOLN they we'll
e relieve the sectional cast and aspect stamped upon
t their infamous organization Ihey thihk aso 'hat
r, by getting IA foothold in one slave State they VIII
t. have lever VITA which to operate IN the
% State. , J, !,
IS We are gratified to know, however that all their
J. time money and nfforts will be thrown aWaJ Ihat
: ACCOMPLISHED scholar able statesman and true heart
ed Democrat Senator BAYARD, and bis talented son,
ot Mr. TAoMAs F. BAYAKD, have made an active and
through of the State, and they report that
D. she may be set down as certain tor BREckIN
n and LANE by a largely Increased majority
d SIGNS OF TROUBLE MULTIPLYING
e. Sinen. of the trouble and disaster that will follow
"a, the election Of LINCOLN multiply all around US
n Our exchanges arc filled with them-all save the
IN LINCOLN papers They falsely denytheir existence
ne because to acknowledge them would be confession
p of the responsibility Of their party for them
CONVICTION OF BYERLY.
oy PHILADELPHIA, Oct. 3o.-Thej ry in the case o.
On On Wm Byerly, charged with iorgin election returns
e, for the FIRST Congressional District and teus dtfea
es ing tn. election of Lenam the Democaatlc canoi
20 date brought in verdict Of" guilty TINS NOR
His council will probably carry the Gaze to ia
MM MM Supreme Court.
In carly life Mrs. Edwin D. Morgan was millIn
er and Mrs Nathaniel p. Banks factory girl. 10
Prince Of the Royal house Of England. and heir ap
N parently t4e throne has danced with these ladi
OF es who afford such proof of the eevat'rg characte
en- of Republican Institutions and doubt
OF he was honored quite much as they could be b,
the fact
nd e-yy- BglTlsH officer writing from ieherah
ed Persia to the London Times remarks 80
I'D Cathartc Pill manufactured by an Ainela me
-ty ,niet (DK j. c. AVER Of Lowell Mass) has cure
di- the Shah of Liver Complaint that threatened h
he life This simple fact might be expected rendcT
as the Americans immensely popul-r here "hie W
nee Enssh are overlook ked-Doubess our own scholar
l., vat..x nHdtt