Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1860-01-05
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J.. Tho,e- 10 M sorrou in the human heart

:. There is no sorrow in the human heart
that will not finally fret itselfto sleep.
...,"Necessity knows nolaw." Well, ne
cessity is like great many lawyers.
...All monkeys are imitators, and most
young writer's are monkeys. <, II
-. Some authors commence writiugin their
early childhood. Evidently, there is ink in !
their blood. o <. ,>s
-. "What's in dress ?" asks popular
writer. Sometimesa good deal, and some
times precious little. ee, -
-. The following words, if spelt backward
or forward, are the same-"Name no one
man." ,s...
-. "Let the toast be, dear woman" as the
boarder said when his landlady was about
to remove the plate. ... ....r.
=. Without entire confidence, friendship
and love are but mockeries, and social in
tercourse war in disguise. 80
-. The most skillful deceiver cannot de-
ceive us half SO easily as we'deceiVe our
selves. .- -. .s-r7 ~
Blessed be heaven for the gift of thumbs
If man has nothing else to do, he can
suck them. ...........ys. .-=
You do double wrong. if you teach
your children what it will be necessary for
them to unlearn in ripper age. ....I
Men and women, as they grow old, fire.
quently betake themselves to smoking. In
their old age they have piping times.
:" A notorious political editor. boasts that
every number of his paper 'stells." 5Un-
questionably it does, but not the truth"
"A young sawbones having courted a
girl for year, and got the mitten, turned
round and sued her father for "visits' he
paid her. - :
IA good-hearted fellow may willingly
lend crutoh to hating humanity, and yet
take delightin tripping up the stills of pre-
tention! ~,f
:, =. A woman's tongue, it is said, never
runs down, but it is often ill-natured and
voluble enough to run down almost every
thing else.
..: Our imp, the other, upon hearing that
somebody had died worth two hundred
) thousand dollars, observed, "Well, that's
: a pretty sum to begin the next world with. "
] 1T is a general remark that all classes
of persons are ever ready to give their opin-
!, ions. We think the lawyers must be ex-
, cepted; they sell theirs
? -. Love, like the cold bath, is never mega
tive; it never leaves US where it finds us;
|if once we plunge into it, it will either
> heighten our virtues or inhame our vices.
: - A farmer made his last will and testa-
ment in. words few but significant. ri have
nothing, own nothing, and I give the rest
to the roor!" --. - =
, ..."Here's Webster on bridge" said
2 Mrs. Partiugton, as she handed to Ike a
new unabridged dictionary. "Study itcon.
r teutively, and you will gain great deal Of
Inflammation" ......
The great designs that have been :di.
, gested and matured, and the great literary
works that have been begun and finished in
prisons, prove that tyrants have not yet dis
covered any chains that can fetterthe mind
!, -. Did understand you to say thatI was
: lousy, sir ? o, no; I merely told my friend
that when it rained lice in Egypt, 1 thought
you must have been walking there without
hat or umbrella-that's all.
-. It is a common saying of moralists that
the lower order of animals have not the
, vices of man, yet it is certain that some ot
: the insects are back.biters, and all of the
quadrupeds tale-bsarers.
f -. 1t is said to be dangerous to be work
/ ing with sewing machine near window
when there isa thunderstorm butitis also
; no less dangerous to sit near some sewing
} machines when there is no thunderstorm.
-. An editor of paper out west, having
f been elected overseer of the poor, said, OF
| accepting the place, that his long expert
ence in the printing business gave him the
most admirable qualifications for the Office.
80 Mr.. Merryman Lathrop says when he
: came on the steamer from California, they
kept the chickens in the hatchway, the
, beef in the JulIwarks near the steerage
and when they run out of eggs the ship
"lay to-" 60
-. What are you looking after, my dear !!
5 said very affectionate mother to her daugh'
ter. The daughter looked around and thus
> replied Looking after son-in-law fol
my father
=. God manifests himself to US by the idea
5 of the true, by the idea of the good, by the
t idea of the beautiful; each of them leads to
God because it comes from him true beau
ty is ideal of beauty, and ideal beauty is a
t reflection of the Infinite.
-. .sHow shall I get rid of my troublesome
suitor?' inquired young lady. 20, marry
him. Il would see him hanged first ! mo,
marry him. said her spiteful brother, 'and
he will be sure to hang himself soon e.
nough.'
-" A young fellow, not quite so wise as
5 Solomon, eating some Cheshire cheese full
of mites, one night at the tavern, "Now,"
said he, "have I done as much as Samson,
for have slain my thousands" eyes"
answered one of the company, ''and with
the same weapon too, the jawbone of an ass"
-. "There are some members of the COM
munity," said the sagacious and witty Thos.
, Bradbury, "that are like crumb in the
throat; if they 60 the right 'cay they afford
but little nourishment; but if they happen
to 60 the acrong aoay they give great deal
of trouble"
The gardner plants tree or flower,
: md Il nnkas heantu while he is asleen :