Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-04-29
MISCELLANEOUS.

"A Western Newspaper advertises as
follow. =. Wanted. a, this Office, a devil.
Of good moral character"
Wisdom IL the olive which springs iron
the heart. blooms upon the tongue, aud
bars trui, in the actions.
Little boys should be seen and mo-,
heard, sald little fellow, when he had not
learned bis Lesson.
In the conception OF Mahommeds par
adi.e, there Is no difference betsecr PER-
feet woman and an angel
Lille nav 30 merry as well as useful.
Every person thatOwns a mouth has always
ssOOd opening Cor laugh.
-" jus, put that back where YOU took
1, from :" said the yoaus Irish Lass, when
young Rory sna,ehed a kiss.
The man who sneOrcs a pathetic song Is
capable OF anything, II sending his
plate twice for soup, when it iiSklSs bis pail
ate.
Young men who 80 to balls will do well
TO remember that ball should never close
with a reel.
"A man can get along without advsr,is-
ing. and 50 can a wagon without grsa'inS'
but il goes hard.
The more seldom . barrn,sr gets
chance to plead. the longer he tAlk' when
he does get one. lie is the less brief the
more he's hrieaes,.
The latest style Of hoop SKIRT ia the
grand. selEadjus,lng, double baes'Ac'ion
hustle. e,ru-cAn lace expansion. spiral Pic
eOlOmini attachment, sossaner indes'rus'i'
bic! ItisA'lovs OF thing
Instead Of rciAliatins upon the man
who calls you william, lar. or a thief.
eOOlly inform him that YOU have no. 'uii-
eisnt confidence in his veraeity to believe
him.
Mental pleasures never cloy; unlike
,hoss Of the body. they are incrcas,c by rep
e,itiou. approved 1t by rcaee''On, and
strengthened by enpyment.
IA young lady who talks elOqueu,ly
Ahou, love. !, probably incapable Of feeling
much Of it, Dep teelin; dos no, overflow
in words.
Never eOufio in a youn: POrson new
pals leak Never tel your secrets 10 the
aged; old door seldom shut tight.
MASS c., DO you know lawyer -,
in De sane building what your Office is"
30 YES, replied.
Gosh. /" said Bill, he. got De Titles;
bead Of any man ever seed 80
AT this remark biz. lat, ehuay negro,
lOunsine on a .c,,ec, spoke up What use
. man ~, MD bis trunk, when he hain'I
got many elotbe,r"
-" How 10 You do, Mr. Smith -
Do WHAT
"why. how DO you find YOURSELF"
=" never lo~s myself.
"Wen. how have you bcen3"
Besn-bcen whcrr2"
"Pshaw! how DO you isSl7"
Feel OF me and ,ce."
e" Good morning. Mr., Smi,h."
"I,'. nota god mOruing-is's vet and
nasty"
The cu.,oms-, ola certain c1oP.' in
town QUE WI, caused Him a va, deal OF
anu,yance hy tier saving habit. aud PER-
s.,;.ucc in Citing all their OIL casks and
Sub. repaired. AN buyns bat LITTLE now
work. II stood IL however, =" s.il be-, "uil
one day sam Crabtree brought On an Old
buns- hol,. - which he said be wanted a
new barrel fitted. Then quit the business
in disgust"
-whoIesoms aduce.-If you would look
spruce in your old a:e, don't pane in your
youth.
--.'Dr Bolus, who was very angry when
. joke was passed upon hi. profession, once
aid, " l defy any person whom have ever
attended 70 accuse the OF ignorance or ne
glec,." That you may DO safely. doctor"
said was. - dead men tell no tales
IA Cincinnati paper tells Of a couple in
tina, city, married recently, who were -
delighted with their prospect Of eonnublal
bliss that they both became intoxicated as
soOu a. they lett the othce, and forSo, what
had passed. They returned to tie magi.-
traie. and wished TO BE- welded again, and
were greatly surprised when informed that
the e,rrmonH had been ono, nerformed.