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ConstitutIonaI DI.eases.

constitutional Diseases.
Many diseases thai Si.lci humanity Inherited
heir looms from tAe d4sea.ed bodiss Of sckly
scroiula, Consumption, Syphilis ana fits, among
thc mast common 0f Constitutional diseases Now,
care not toS many generations the sceds of tcse
easts nay have been established IN the system
raptng Tie baood-kadsaags h>ssaoatiHg Rezdnaaf MI
eradcte iron The bodies Of the Afflicted every Iaru-
Gle 81 diseased depests, aAd Al lie veins with ne~
pure And healthy blood.
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Steamboats,.
New Orleans & Nashville Packet,

- ,llE fine Passenger and n Cn
freight Steamer EASIFORT, Eg<zCrTzsSa
f. WooD, Master, will continue sl.z<kz<zzeEzzazz1
ia the ah0ve trade tire entire making regular
trips be this city and New Orleans. The EAST
PORT s fast of light draught, and well adapted for
the Cumberland river trade.
noy24-tf A. HAMILTON, Agent.
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zA0nac Again!

MIR. LAIkCOMEE desires 10 Inform his
ltl afelds and the pubic generally that he has 70
tnrne froi his AorI4er tour ana is ready ~ oIea
the faIi cafnpsigu.
Faliy posted "a all recent proyeniebts IN Photo
grapul, Nanipe ato-ruiy lpg, heTetolsFe, solely
usIn he merits OF hs pctuFes, and determined H.
sJtre 40 eiogt please he hdenty iatiiez snose
Nm, u..ye uev- gwen h.fn a fair tIsi, 10
L..iiIes Wf'r- hs present rooms The fnosi eonSs-
nisntly anJ pitzsanlly located Of any IA The CITY,
ksTry sus .. ,srasr u UHiSn. ssptzt-s
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McLean's Volcanic Oil Liniment
THE BESr LLSIMtNT IN TIE woRL
For Man or Beasf.


For Dian or Beast.
Another Remarkable Cure Performed nv =.
Leans Volcanic Oil Liniment.
READ fOH YOURSELyEsu
Thomas FuTd, a blacksmith, living near c. AZ,
on Ieuth street, lad horrible runninc Eore %,
Tool lie uaed various Lmimeuts SaiVes H.
could 90 u 10 good. lie desIiaired of ever ben. an
To WORK Al h1s trade again, because he could moi be
any weight on Las fOut; and by one boil. of ucIs.
volcanic Linincnf, he 70 nov perfectly cured
rheumatism, Paralysis Neuralgia Rruisos s,r.,,
s'lihess IA ~" joints or Muscles sore Thr,ul So.
ings, lar ache or Tooth ache Wounds, Fresh Coz
sores burs scA!ds, Pans Sc yield 70 the rnaa,e
innuencc ui this wonderful IAnInent
for Horses and Cattle IL is an inrIiiiba r.r..,. =
Lh'ies, Calls Scratches, Cracked Heels Iamena
SiAVIh' ~ eeGy, spiint, fisIula, Bruises SweIlin
MounHs l~ttie SNAKE Bites, aud various other aise
es ~Aeh Ainl~s are Liable from injuries or seoi
tents. 4'~''e VI ~eSa
livery Country Merchant should obtain a sunnIx
hcLeah 8 VOLCANIC Oi L4uiInenl. Ii sells rauaIv'
cause u aiWaNs cures.
LIBERAL discount Will be made to rnerchap,sx -
buy 10 sea again.
30 Eor sale by j. II. MCLEAN, Proprietor, corn
o. AIfH Au1 lns streets, -. LOUIS Missouri; also
- - = -ooNc spl3-dtxAwIy
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a NERO w0AAS ssest - wears eit. pegssctly
n aoaa1 ana hesthy, sxcTiscsal fe-ak an4 = -sa-
gesga<t ~ Il. .hAlAEs CO.
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ChIaren,. diseases.

kad1ays hesssuasiHs ResslnaEf should b. hailed As
blessing by every mother, troag the land, whose
lai--lis are Aartcd ~ith aorcs. hnnleFs kc- These
ofeANin<s out itaaa e4rlgb eFldencs of da-r=->
d-ssiitid TIE parent stnck- few doses ~ me
iisssrlfsS estuA - Al erSdieztr every srsile nf le
disease ana sHsaEe The chd sound 4sd ks-ishy body
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TIL BlLLlD OF TEE OINTnEsT

Azxszua boaEra sub nEbb1s RHysalibls nafsz.
JoASSEs FrLvIrs-
when litfls John bit sasy.s toe
AlS Nay s1.idod pratlhux Jes
y k-t 1a-ea sAsar woas-s soothed shelr wee
1te UtntInelft
when resnmy gagged he SISTERS eye,
An slinglas eers tnA1e k1lrn cry
Nizt sosuIelsa b.ll did Nc apiilyf
Tie Os4tnsensi
WA agent then coaif one desire,
10 ql1acl t3e r.se ~ buruine are.
10 sasll. tls sgilg ilseets airsf
lbs 0iutnen
EAca Iregsss lr this happy isnA
her tse1ts ave esEts 10 h- hand,
Hll lorfh~ "A p.4es a. oar eornEnan1
fhsl 0lntInsn1
T3E 6.AEsASHE1zG GEEES MOUNTAIN ONT.
EkSI : - ~ a4l az n fennes.rxs aa1 by
AlxA- AAcKkSzik,
gsnta-G Ia csliese sErs<l
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Louisville and Nashville Railroad
80. szlzsss.5 ~ o.
. - g g g.--.Zgl---g y q 49, Gl45z22

TIME TABLE.
MORNING TRAIN. AFTERNOON TRAIN.
leaves Gallatin, 80 AN. Leave Gallatn ! p. NJ.
Arrive Edgehed, 9 AN. Arrive Edgeneld 2;S0 P. N.
leave - 10 - Leave 20 $50 %
Arrive Gaatin II 80 A. NJ Arrive Gslatin T. ".
The Train leaving Gallatin at 80 A. NJ, and
Edgefeld at 10 \. NJ, connects at Galatin with mail
coaches 10 and from Louisville The train leaving
Edgeheld al 10 A. NJ, aud Gallafin at p. NJ. con
meets with mails coaches 10 and from Hartsve anS
Carthage Only the morning train Will be
Sundays.
II Wearing apparel alone constitutes baggage,
aud each passenger will be allowed so lbs. free.
charge viii be made for extra baggage which must
be paid IT, the conductor. Other articles than bag
gage carried IN the baggage cars, will be charged
express freight which must be paid to the Agent Of
the Exprrss Company.
Passeu gers taking their seats at GalatiA and Edge
feld witt purchasing tickets will be charged 10
cents extra.
novz9 ROBT. MACLEOD, Sup't.
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na5bDillf Patriot.
TER NJ s.;

TERMS:
Daily, per annum, ,----.....-.--.........-.s s. 90
Tri-NeekIy per annunl, -..-.--...-.....- w
Weekly, per annuni, Observation-Disclosures. %
One Weekly for TWO years, or two WeeSes
for one year in advance. ...........-- D W
When the Daily, Tri-Weekly, Weekly h 20 De
discontinued (paid advance the time subscribed
orr the subscriber order, otherwise 1t wlli pe
ontin ied at nur option, until paid for and stopped.
not paid, it must be paid at the time oi dseoh,ihu
me- or at our option II the party good, IL will be
ent until paid-
Remittances by mail in registered" letters, at our
risk.
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One OF these Boats will leave Nashville every 9TH
er day at noon time from Nashville Memphis For
weight Hours; Vicksburg Five Days and TO New
Orleans in ~evcn Days.
Boats leave Nashville every day and wait for the
arrival of the Passenger Trains before starting.
For first class accommodation upon the Boats Tick
cts cdn be proc red the different points, at prices
named IN the annexed Seized lie OF Rates
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FRANKLIN EYRE,
ocsoEzE 10, isss
DE. JANEs wTutAE

DE JANEs william
ilesr sr;-liA'Iag suffered FOR long tune rros
Dyspepsia - severely HAT MAS pletely proetr.t
ed aud Lavins trlea every Tor relief sithsos
success. ~as advised tO your AMT I)ysr,et,e
kixI IL alioiaS hiv much pleasure 10 inform yos !.
that am entiroiy cured By "a nss ane corally "a
commend y a. al Pcisons suffering under Dy spetusis
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Communication to John *. Penrose ESQ from nr
Franklin EyTe, Kensngton
s with great sTstlacatiOn tiat testify 20 me cr
ncacy oi Niiiiaihs's AuIil speplc kixr which xou
SO strUhgy recommended 70 me, and for WHICH 4
heartily utAnk you; has complctely rest.,re. >,
health, which ] chcerfuliy PUBLICLY scknoWl,ssrs
with the hOie thai others may be similarly
lr,llY NuuIa
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Rates CHARGED for Seeond-Class Tickets.

Emigrants viii be taken upon Deck at reduced
prices and from three u ten dollars cheaper than by
any other route.
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REGULA AR
Cairo, Memphis 4 st. Louis Line.
THE FINE STEAMBOATS,
B. N. Runyan, MinnetOBka, SalIie West, Gu
ba and ], G, Cline,

One Of these Boats will leave Nashville every day
at y O'Clock NJ meeting afro with Illinois Cen
tral Railroad and through from Nashville to ST. Louis
i'll Sixty hours.
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Mesnal.t
NJ C l. T. 4 MS
strengthening Cordial
AND BLOOD PCRIFIER

Curing diseases by Natural laws. When takep n
heaiing nagcnce - tet coUrsing throaEh every reir
OF the body purifying and acoeeratng the circulafon
Q: the blood II neetralses any bilious matter IN the
stomach, and strengthens the whole Organization
AcLeans Strengthening Cordial win effectually curs
liver ~~-~
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yI.--IHE GgA.D 0EsocENESr.
y.--TnE CONQUEST.

$50. it seems that Fred Carleton is
married." said one fashionable beauty to
another; "married country girl, too,
with all his fsstidious taste. / thought,
once, his attentions were very pointed to-
wards yourself"
Nonsense" retorted the naughty girl;
II wouldn't haveooked at him for hus.
band; he was well enough to airt with
but what fool - she cried. with spite
ful laugh, "aud the best Of it is, he thinks
to introduce her into good society. Ishall
show hsr tonight =
A grand entertainment was that night
given by tho relatives Of the bridegroom,
and Nellie looked most lovely. Her hus-
and did not insist that she should depart
from her usual simplicity. and, indeed
without jewels, laces-with only that
fresh, white robe simple sash Of blue, and
ornaments of sweet moss roses, sho was
tho fairis. vision there. As she entered
the great saloon. where fashion forged
her orhitrary fet,ers, her heart failed her
'Shsll I"ve him as dearly" she asked
herself, "if | find hc is ashamed af me
caaaot bear the thought; but should he
overcome all conventional notions, tla,
tben haveI husband worthy to be hon
ored; shall ho be proud Of the country
wife !" q
! How eagerly she watciod him, ss Il
? ono and another he presented his li,tl'
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1t was a,pleasant sight-shc laughed
between wtiles, her pretty face all dim
ples,as she told him how she had bsnished
'piano, books, harp, portfolio, music. oll TO
an empty room by themselves, and locked
the door, leaving them to seclusion and
dust, while the little country girl, with.
out any very deep laid schemes, succeed
ed in convincing an aristocrutic and we'll
bred city gentleman that he could marry
a charming rustic, even if hor fingers
were more familiar with chnrn apd knit
ting.needle than the piano or harp.
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" Father, mother, aunt and sis y she
exclaimed merrily, bounding into tn :,
room where the family were at supper,
cas- true rs you and l live, Mr. Carleton.
whom you all talk about SO much, is here
in the village. Now have plan-don't t
you laugh at me he will be here to- sht,
the first proper specimen Of city bean.
(as Of course he will be, all sentiment,
refinement, with faultless kids, shining
dickey, spotless boots. and as important
and self.assured as one ofothat ilk can
possibly be"
What has got into the girl?" asked
the farmer, laying his toast and fork
down.
Il have plan, father---all Of you,
aad want yon to promise NE that you
won't lisp word about music. reading,
writing, sketching. or embroidery-bc-
cause--well I shan't tell you Why Fa.
thQr rill be quiet enough. know, just
give him newspaper. Aunt Minnie is
the dearest, demurest little amt ia com.
pany. and mother will be busy with her
houkehold work. Sis, your rattle OF a
ton Que is the only thing I fear, but il
y@a'll keep quiet and ask 10 questions,
IN give sou that work box you have
coveted SO long" Is
"What ails the puss?' cried the old
man, more puzzled than ever. Q
Nothing, father, only I'm going tc
act tho nice busy little country girf
without boardinsschool .raccs or accom-
plisbmentopyou see have plan, aut
if you \ only consent that may give "
my songs snd my polkas for little While
bTd sing and play like a nightingale fo1
you afterwards"
30. we'll, J suppose ron must ha-,
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u.--rHs YOUNG FOLKS.

From the entrance of the great stone
postoaice in the City Of Notions, two
young men moved slowly, one OF them
unfolding a letter as he walked
"We!l, what's the word, Fred = cried
the taller Of the two.
80! most cordial invitation, and
grand old farmhouse he has, toe"
"Whnt is hc--an uncle, or guardian,
or what 20
"Wcll, G sor. Of relation but to tell
the truth. not very near my mother :
aecond cousin married. his sister" :"
II am glad we shall be near each
o.her--I 90 to the hotel in the town,
rou to this 4, ublo and twisted second
cousin bu. IN varrans you | shall have
you down at the hotel 10 less than a
week. :,
Perhaps yoa may" returned tho
other q.there ure many beautiful and IN
teIigent women IN the tovu. "nd just
about this time se stall rot demur at =
chance foatheir acquaintanceship good
night; veil take tho frst train IN the
morning; tic striug to S.a4T Loc' ana
In pull j. as ! Gome by -.
Dap't you fear but my eyes VII, pe
opened quite as soon as yours, replied
Fred Garleton's friend; and thus they
separated.
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DIR. G.. i. CnAMBENAs
p. 4. ARPEN r Il X,
Physician and Surgeon.

ny- OFFICE on the Nnrh side of the Court
n ,uss sguarc. over the store-rooR former! oc-
. .yIed by s. Tom!,nson.
Upton, Iowa, July 18th, ls5o.
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For the rip.on Adver,;,,r.
LINES.

fI@i#8 @fra rs. 10 r
NJ, ride Ger the prsiriel o what . re,,c, sr..s
"s 'nat "eant'ful drive, after illness, II Aoush
brief o .
"hy came from shst aSsence. much be,,ere 4
E know aza -q. b.. sass 3.a..-. .s,0-
And physic'Iy. mentally. morally too. -.a..q
LIE ssy was 'sersne--uct cloud dim,urd the
sight
trm the blue vault above 10 where day sinks
9t mnight Il ~.esF .s..s..z# "a
me prairie ontsrreaiin its richcas q, aress
a beautiful harvest spread over its breast
Awss and away, far as eye couli perceive
The hnsbandmen busily gathered iis ,h,eve.
Aud wondered ifse should thus read i,v stand
When the great reaper Death, gcss abroad in
the l,nd. 98} #8 a s"
An. We shall be gathered. not satherers then
"hrn the sickle af Death goes abroad among
Yeti ttithfn,'y trns, we nay 20 the tomb,
Like hnrvcstcss shouting thsir glad harvest
home" ...-.-.
let am no Poet; never could atrins ast
Ny Tyre to strains such - fsip would sinr.
The notes are dlscordant. entangled the sre,,
Ana harsh Il the song 10 wich spirit aspirea.
>" 'sis scldsm I dare thus aspire to raise
by The harpnf the 'nnscs, one pc IN Of o: praise,
But now heart WAS no iull tina; it rose 10 nv
tongue rs.s n r--s....
And tsis is the echo. the sang havo sung.
TInrox, August Id, 1889. a-0 4
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~T
g{I,~1HE AKEiS Al.

at is like summer again" exclaimed
Nellie Irving, as she stood on the old
crevostopc slab at her fathers door 1T
i. ike summer she repearcd, 'ior the
odor of flowers is in the air, aud the sun
fan. ho,ly on my forehead >
Nellie made beautiful picture, framed
by the massive oak panneiing OF the
brown door. The face was sp'rnnel1e,
tho hair golden and wayy, the eyes deep,
clad and blue as tho spring heavens -
The glow Of exercise gave her cheeks the
frcs., and beautiful tints that health DIPS
Her morning labors over, she said to
bcv little sister that il v's 50 glad '7d
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your way" said mother aud aunty, laugh.
ing. u a 1913 rs7@S h.'@g s
Come, sir, what say you ?" sst a,..
"Why, on that condition, I'll be as
still As any mouse but what's your rea-
son p ,R's"T zst ".'1* - ff s
,1e " Ahl that's my own sang Nellie,
dancing out Of the room. "." s 0sa.
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froul the Prairie Farmer.
ELLIE:
Or, WHAT A SIMPLE COUNTRY LAssrE mn.
~ MRS. 4. A. DENIsoa.

Thy ain rp;Eg

I-THg OLD POLES
ln large, old fastionca farmhouse
devoid OF prc,ensou in style or furnish
ing, sat sun Drowned farmer aud his
wife. They were homcly, old fashioned
people, and while the good woman sewcd
and the farmer booked on silently. sm,les
fingered On their lips.
They were listening 70 q simple iulo
song that came from the roam beyond.
aud whose pstlos sometimes made the
tears start Twilight was falling, how
softly. in the pleasant village. That
beautiful hour seems heller in the new
autumn time. The wood. are crowned
with regal splendors aud the bills change
from glory to glory as the great sun sinks
behind them. The late birds twit,cr Bit,
Of me'ody--reace is written on field, lcst
and flower
The old farmer and his vile felt all
this in their simple, lovnc hearts, Us
they looked sbrond, still. listening to
those swee: words aud the full. glorious
voice.
"Shc's dcs chili," whispered the
farmer. - he sank back in the leathern
chair.
ISN'T She" responded the farmer 5
wife, hiding II tear us SHE spoke IS
natura! ns she was the day she went.
IL don't see no difference rrjoinei
tho Old firmer--'.thut is, there rin't no
difference in her ,eays. l Was feared
she'd put on airs and act like Jenny
Broa1fytch. How 20 dislike that gal,
with her hoops and founces , >
"She isn't like her--shc's only like
her own dear sc!f--bns she knows a sight
o things. For says sho to mc to day,
.-y. she, 'nother, / wen. to school to
improve my mind--not tog git only Il sn,at-
term Of the different branches, and |
believe what fnow, know thoroughly;
and l mean to keep Oh larning after |
help you, for we must still keep lsrnin
day after day." says shc--and dear me !.
can't talk US she did--but she knows
considerable. | can tell you, now--and
as you say her heart amt lined to any
partc lar idol of fashion. It's jest the
same It ever was, dear child
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The Mormon Question.

The Mormon question IS yet unsettled
and for aught We know is as far from ad.
justment as when the army was first
marched into the Salt Lake Valley. The
disagreements, now open and avowcd,
between the civil and military forces that.
have been commissioned to reduce tho
rebels to subjection, the timid, hesi.at.
ing, double-dealinc policy Of Mr.. Buch-
anan. aud the dissatisfaction of tho
Judges, Governor and Generals, have
irc ted the Mormons to new acts Of sg.
eression in the face of authority itself;
and though the military is there for the
apprehension, and the Courts for tho
trial, of offenders. none Of the outrnges of
which the country complained are abatcd.
and none of the criminals are punished.
Brigham Young is tie facto Governor.
and his Militia the real force by which
his power is maintained The civil off.
GERS of the President are men of straw,
and the military are obcdient to their
will
The true solution Of the Mormon ques.
tion is that to which the Democratic =
professors Of popular sovereignty cannot
submic; and'what is more, the Repnbli.
can Seuat r from Illinois, Judge Trum-
bull, proposed 1.-THE latter an objection
| hich the devotees Of Douglas can never
surmount. 1t is the repeal Of the Terri.
'oriM Act by mhi.h Ltuh mos orynn,zed!
This is simple, comprehensive, aud would
be effective. Blu. the Democratic party
having hopelessly committed itself to the
doctrine that Congress cannot pass law
for Territory, are logically denied tho
usc Of the only remedy that the disease
admits; hence the dsgrace and danger
Of the Mormon complication must con.
tinua until the Republicans, who havc
M newly discovered theories of Terrific
rial government to defend, are entrusted.
with power, when this question will be
settled without de|ay The day for
properly dealing with the bestisli,y and
crime which disgraces tho country can.
not come to soon Press q; Tribune.
MINERAL PAINT,--Thc Maquokcts
Sentinel says that the greatest curiosity
in Jackson county is the mine of mineral
paint recently discovered upon the farm Of
J.J Tonlinson, at Canton. When ground
up with oil it makes very good red paint
fire proof Immense beds Of i, have been
discovered; enough to supply the whole
country. Mr. T. has painted his bridge
at Canton with t, and 1t answers the
purpose admirably, Tho following 10
chemical analysis ofits component parte:
Magnesia. Is per cef1t.: A'umina, 10 peg
cent p Silica, 80 per cent Chromste Of
iron. 5 per cent; Crvssalized wnteral0
per cent; Oxide of iron, 20 per cent;
Limo, per cent; aud a trace Of lead.
We understand shat is the intensioa' Of
the proprietor to erect maoufsesory3 Of
tho paint, in a short time, when We shall
expect to acc it broush. into general uss,
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Exchange OMce!!

oIGHT DRAFTS on New York can be haa
y 18th, Subscriber IN sums to s.it purchasers
:,...es OF Deposit, and Dfaits on the
r,u--n Cities CACHED.
nat. ,,,,i.h,,,,a at a small rreminfn. :.
nMeso,.r sys.la,d and Ssy9s,,. Sta'e
"0'ee '''' WN. Il. TuTiill.L.
linton. .Januaryi, 20
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Play another, Nellie; you ough. to
see father and mother-how they are
listening It's real treat to look ut
them believe they think ynu',e an
aagcl, lleIen.' her younger sister said.
Helen laughed little, and sat down
again with flushed cheeks, pouring her
very soul out in melody, and still the
good old farmer and his wife smiled and
listened aud smiled.
Des Arc citizen., 1859-11-23

. --------~ s-e----------~--
 CuNTsRy MErrIN' TALK An Illinois editor who sometimes has an attack of Phonography," attended a country meet in," where he took down the following notes of different topics of conversation at one time:
 "Vote for Loveioyr' exclaimed po- linca aspirant indignantly, 'I'd as soon vote for Wm. Floyd Garrison, himself, loaded down as he is with
 1.-Two of the fattest beef critters you ever set your eyes on; interrupted deal CT in cattle, "thatI sold for
 That horrid yellow dress again. ex- claimed Miss Spruce, in what might have sounded like a whisper if she had been on the other side of the room; painted too, half an inch thick, and wears--'
 Teeth and toe nails to get the office, ' broke in another politician; .but.the peo- pie will not trust him again, and besides he is'
 sSpavned in both legs, windbroken and foundered to boot, as 1 told MT. Jar wis at the tme--'
 "One tea cup full of butter, two of su- gar, three of four, four eggs, and q sprinkle of nut meg, makes"
 Both ends meet when the year comes round, poor woman! for she has got six children, the oldest one blind. and"
 "No saddle or bridle to ride him with 1; somebody stole it while l was gone to Chicago after
 "The long promised lnllennial day which we have no doubt is to be brought out through the ministraton of--"
 1.-Two Dutchmen, monkey and hand organ to grind it; and oh ! it made the funniest music, and the little figures danced daround like"
 "9,900 miles ol railroad track, and this al an estimated cost of--"
 Five cents a dozen. ] sold four hens to MT. Wilson, and the hawks carried of, three, besides any number of chickens and"
 Such handsome young man; and he dances so beautiful. Did you ever see a handsomer pair Of whiskers, or more insinuating-"
 "Handle to my new tea pot, and Tommy declared he hadn'ttouched it, and I knew Emily hadn't, for she had been all the time"
 Running at the rate of twenty-five miles an hour with no lights on, and around curve at that, when the locomo- tive broke the bridge over"
 That young Miss Brown that had the small pox last spring They do say that she IS going to marry"
 Two pointer dogs and the best gun in the town. wanted the gun the worst way, and offered him.
 "The scarlet fever and the hopping cough, and I don't know what he hasn't had, poor little darling This is the first time I've taken him out at all since--"
 "The Mexican war, which consider perfectly uniustiliable, unless 1t be on the ground that-r'
 1.-The preacher has come" exclaimed boy, and depositng my report Tn my pocket, proceeded into the school house, to muse upon the utility of photography.