New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1859-03-25
The PlRsoN TURNED PIRATE.

TIE PARseN TURNED PIRATE.
There is msn in Boston, who, when he s not
desperstey buy in denOlshiag the Maine Liquor
Lsw, is usually engaged in deuolshing the Ado
ltionists. He was formerly reverend priest, and
now ministers in the Boston Custom House, eIhio-
ting ,uch reverence as he may fad It possible 70
command. His name is Loyejoy and he is princi'
paly remarkable for h, utter treason TO the prln-
cples for which his family ba. labOred or suffered.
He is all dough from lis head 10 his heels; he
THINKS dough, talks dough, and moves snd walks,
sits and uprises upon this lower sphere genuine,
uumistakabe. confessed and acknowledged dough
nan. Although be may 10 use SIR. Webster's ex'
precision be readily nodded INTO vessel OF di.hOn.
or We are not certain that suy possible degree of
c,oric could harden him. lie is therefore such
curiosity, be is so freshly bad and so chaTmingly
and syalsbly wrong, that we are much obliged to
him for having written letter to mis- brother the
Hon. Owen LOyeioy, begging him, IN the most frs
terpal manner not 10 disgrace the family any longer
byremaipDg common flesh and blood, but 10 convert
himself forthwith into as good dough as under such
e1temporaneous circumstances is possible. And
We will do the Honorable Ornament of the Boston
Custom House the justice 10 say that be does not
mince matters ct all A Mr Facing boto ways,
who qualities his Anti Slavery sentiments uLtl they
are neither milk nor water but milk and water of The
weakest description; who comes 81 us with his little
assortment OF teXts and his poor stock of thread
bare common. places; who hesitates, and hiagIes,
and b.lyes hairs, until he has qualified away his
senses and mudded himself into iubecility; /. just
the worst man 10 have anything to do with, and
especially the worst man TO argue with. Now, the
e1-Reverend Mr.. Loyejoy does nothing OF this
ki1d. He says substantially, does the Reverend
Clerk of the Boston Custom. House: at is ALL
ID. he would have said, but he was still remi-
ni,cent of the pulpit)-"t is all nonsense to talk
" of the equality Of the races. Nigeers are mig
"eers. and white men are white men. SayehOld-
L" ers are benefsctors to the country and 10 the
"human race If Ham will not bring timber for
1.-The ark, Shem and Jsphet will drive him to 1t.
The best thing that could be done for Africa
would be to send them hundred thousand
American shareholders to work them up to some
degree of civilization" And so Mr. Loyejoy for
reopeping the sl.ye.trsde-s for driving, for fog
ging, for stirring up Ham generally, tesching him
at TIE same time TO worship the true God, and so
bringing up crops Of saints and of sugar, of corn
snd Of Christians Of rice and religion, TO the in
finite delectation Of planters and of parsons like
himself.
We are getting along brayely and if some Of
our friends-tbOse OF The EJpTsss, for instance-do
not hoist then selves quite cut Of this terrestrial at
mosphere by the petsrds Of paradox, We shall
have tissue taken which will simplify the discussion
Of Slavery in wsy at once amusing and olsen
tangng. When one di.putant Gays to another f)r
whose purse be burns: Stand, my friend, and
" deliver the whole business is beautifully sum
p'ifed. One party may lose his cash, and the
other party may meet with fatal accident to his
neck; but the highway, under the circumstances, is
lot the place for the tomfoolery Of dislectcs. The
business, is over speedily, and plunderer aud plum
dered 90 about theii affairs without subsequently
boubsrdiDg each other to death, and without rais-
ng the doors incident to such controversy.
Now, this is the precise point to which we have
no objection to seeing the Slavery controversy
removed by Mr. Loyejoy, and other necessary or
unnecessary scaveDgers. Robbing men-dsbauch-
ing Misunderstanding children, snd, indeed, selling
your own children, 60 they are not legitimate
treadiDg down race with malice prepense-sun-
dering the marriage te-maklng naught Of the
parental misunderstanding the intellect-sll this
is what Mr.. Loyejoy approves; THINKS that Gsd
approves; thinks that all men should approve.
AID We are going on pretty fast; and the revered
Losejoy il rot alone. Senators share his sheets,
ard legislators are in the same coach with him.
At the late Cuban meeting there was q letter read
from Senator GwiD, which took Dir. Loyejoys
ground; and ore from Daniel S. Dickinson assert
ing that We could not fulfill our destiny until We
owned the Cuban niggers; and one from Amssa j.
Parker, and one from John A. DIX, and one from
the sage josiah Randall pitching into San insolent
and impotent srstocracy' and one from John
Robbins jr., and one from John Mather, and one
from Gideon J. Tucker. How delicious is all this
epistolsry wickedness How charming the frank
ness Of Mr.. Lovejoy BY and by, when we get
little thicker into the fray the Doctors Of Southern
Divinity, with their stock Of Hebrew points, aud
Greek roots, and other Ike ammunition, will be Of
no use at all.