The Alleghanian. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1859-1865, 1859-11-17
EDITORIAL K0Tia G S.
sSP Edrly-The Winter.

gy- Edr-ly-The editor of the Standard
Ess@ The Johnstown Gymnasium, we are
glad to inform our gymnastic friends, is again
in operation.
naa- Fifteen different states viii observe
the 24th. inst, as a day of Thanksgiving and
Turkeys.
yzy- Christmas and New Year happen on
Sunday this season; an arrangement that
juveniles generally protest against
na. a society called the ''Senior Sons of
America" has been established in Holidays
burg.
sSy~ Gerrit Smith, the philanthropist, has
been taken to the Insane Asylum, at Utica,
hopelessly insane.
BsA- Cease, viper You are gnawing at
file-Stdad.
You are of course, addressing the snake in
your hat.
g3s" Ex-Gov Pollock Morton MMichael,
Esq, and Judge Wihnot are all named in con-
nection with the successorship of VIM. Bigler,
U. S. Senator.
ssa- Court adjourned at Hollidaysburg on
Saturday, last, after a session of three full
weeks. \ large amount of business was
transacted.
neA Thomas G. Rutherford, the late Su-
perintendent of the House of Refuge, at Pitts
burgh, has been convicted of Adultery with
certain girls under his charge.
By Nobody is as yet entitled to our thanks
for bringing in our Thanksgiving Turkey
A golden opportunity for puff is rapidly
passing away.
Bsg~ Wm. II. Rose, Esq, is now connected
with the editorial department of the Johns
town Echo He is gentleman and a scholar,
and has our best wishes for his future pros
perity.
Be2- Col. Cresswen, of Hollidaysburg, who
is a candidate for the Loco-Foco nomination
been diddled out of the Senatorial Delegate
from his own District.
BGa Doaned a ne,g He-The editor of the
Register.-Stand
That he may live to wear it out, and many
new tiles besides, is all the harm we wish
him.
ns.s- I'VE will not, by one reproachful word,
disturb the bloody shrouds wherein John
Brown and his cornpatriots are sleeping.'-
v L. Tribune.
Right, Horacei One of the most manly of
all the manly things You have ever said.
gGg~ ''Scest thou a man wise in his own con-
cct there is more hope of a fool than of him"
We thank thee, '.Bitters,' for that quotation.
Stand
Perfectly welcome, sir, - perfectly. We
thought it would meet your case, but it seems
it meets your taste also.
HssA- The prevailing opinion seems TO be,
that Rev. 7, L. Keesy has deserted his family
and gone somewhere on a pleasure excursion
with Minnie Server: the fascinating grasswid-
ow.
Then come the wild weather-come sleet, or
come snow
They'll stick to each other-wherever they
go.
Ba5@ In our local columns to-day we give n
receipt for making Sauer Kraut If our rea-
ders don't approve of it, perhaps they may
deduce a better one from the following item
taken from the Davenport Dem d Ne,cs:
SAUR KRoUT.-This delicious article of diet
WILL we predict, be very plenty the coming
in town on Saturday, which only need a few
weeks :nterment under manure heap to con-
vert them into a No. l article of saur krout
gesa. In noticing the Branch Road some
time ago, we used this expression: cit will
be proud, glorious day for US all. when
the Iron Horse shall pass without let or him
drancc to and from the limits of our goodIy
little borough" Sunna Vabitch, ESQ, in
forms that the Iron Horse has since come
acitiuR the limits of the borough aforesaid and
yet the day is no prouder and no more glori-
Gus. Strange, that.
nsa. Damphool can't see why it is that they
call the Ebensburg Literary Association a
Lie-ceum, unless it be that great many tibs
are told there-AUeg.
Pickles is equally as much puzzled to see
why it should be called an Association, un-
less it be that the editor of the Alleghaniau
is a member.-.Stdnd.
And Bitters is equally as much puzzled to
know why it is called a Literary Associa-
ton, unless it be that the grunter of the Stand
ard has its bed there.
nsa- Bitters gives it as his opinion that the
''pickie" of the Standard is nothing but Nmill1
and water. ."-AUeg.
Milk and water has always been esteemed
an excellent diet for rearing young calves
for that reason we have been feeding YOU on
it.-StaRd.
For all of which we feel duly grateful In
deed we have improved so much upon the
diet that we are now quite large enough to