The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1859-09-17
Commercial Advertiser.
VARIETY.


Ar, "a lost when people fear death less than power
nan -" behind the times should feed on catch.
HIS no mean philosopher who can give a reason
t- half Of what he thinks
81. not easy to straighten in the tree the crook
that grew in the sapling-
rrans-ression is the first step from innocence to-
yards goodness
!. great nan viii not trample upon a worm nor
ernge TO an emperor
yo,binr Is further than earth from heaven moth
;,,;s uelrer than heaven to earth.
Ia man contracts to build me n locomotive, can he
noel NJ to receive it unless he makes a tender.
WHY IS high living like twelve dozen because
Il makes one gross
his said that love is like the measles all the worse
xben il comes late in life
The poor fellow who couldn't hold his own, has
bssn arrested for taking another's.
Absence destroys small passions, and increases
r-pa ones as the wind extnguishes tapers and kin
dies fires
The law of food is, that man should eat what is
rd for him. at such times and in such quantities
nature requires
philosopher being asked what the first thing
necessary to win the love of woman, answered. "An
, oppOrtunity-
PLEASANT SIGHT.-An English missionary
IN sum4tra, lately wrote home that he +" had the
Melancholy satisfaction Of examining the oven in
which his predecessor cooked
The lady who knit her brows has commenced pair
Of socks
CAPITAL punishment as the boy said when his
mistress seated him with the girls.
No sooner had Eve seen SatGDn than she wished
to cIothe herself
Many persons have particular ambition to seem
What they are not. We know n rich man who bought
splendid library, aud had to sign the contract with
hs mark
A generous virtuous lives not to the world,
but to his conscience: he, as the planets aOve,
steers course contrary to that OF the worid-Bacon
Nature is a pattern maid-of-a- work, and does
best when least meddled with. She knows her work.
and does it. IL let alone
The English language expresses the Deity more ap-
prOpriateiy than any other-for God is the contrac
ton of the Saxon good
Happiness being an inward feeling derived through
the spirit be sought in the materials of the
house in which the spirit liveth.
Communities prosper and flourish, droop and de-
cne in Just the degree they practice or neglect TO
practice the primary duties of justice and humanity
The difference between the poor man and the rich
& that the former walks get meat for his stomach,
and the latter walks to get stomach for his meat
Manners are the shadows of virtues. the momenta-
~ display Of those qualities which our fellow crea-
t1res love and respect If we strive to become then,
what we strive to APPEAR, ners may often be rem
derei useful guides the performance of our duties
-ytdney Smith
Never condemn n man unheard, or without letting
I'm, know his accuser and the charge preferred
arainst him Rlther better than "Jedourgh Jus
tee where they once hung man, and aiterwards
TulSz--re-I tsy tue jury
hrouyht in a verdict Of :" not guilty ~
No Hoxesr NAN-A letter was lately received at
the Chicaro Post Office, directed &C. To Honest
Nh The chief clerk sent it to the dead letter de-
partment, with the candid confession that the man
aiiressei did not live in Chicago.
How THrxcs CHASGE-Nothing was so much
dreaded in our schoolboy days. to be punished oy
sitting between two girls. All the force OF euca-
t;on In after years we learned to submit to such
things without shedding tear.
Treret Frenchmsn, was carried away from his
home by the police of Paris. two in the morning,
and i'm prsoned in the Btstile. After confinement
Of several weeks, ne inquired Of an officer -"Wiil
yuu have the goodness tell me for what crime am
shut 10 in this place, The officer coolly replied,
81 think you have a great deal of curiosity ~