The southern enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1854-1870, 1859-05-12
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The following isa good thing from Fiek's
Family Journal" Young man. arc you ticketed
through on the aboye-nnmed road There arc
IN the northwest large number; OF directors: =
The directors take pleasure in fe.assufing nu-
merous friends and parties TINT the Road to Ruin
is now in good order. Within the last three
months it has carried more than lsreo hundred
hoassaad passengers clear though from the town
ofTeniPeTs:sses Of tethe city OF Destruction, while
the number ofway -passcngcrs is encouragimg--
An enormous amount Of freight, such as mechan-
les TOOLS household furniture, and even whole,
farms have gone forward and the receipts of
the year have beer so large thatthe directors
have resolved to declare dividend Of 600 per
cent. The track has been mu,h improved, and
The grades are reduced to dead Level, and IL e
switches brought to such perfection. along the
route as TO jerk the cars in a momentsfrom the
main track, TO avoid collision with the Total Alb
stinenee engine and the Temperance trains
which recently occasioned SO much trouble In
short, we have spared no expense to make it su-
perior to any otheEroad to Ruin ever establish.
ed, 1t gives us great pleasurerto call the atten-
tion of the public TO the improvements in our en-
gines aud cara The old favorite locomotive,
Aieohot has q fire-chamber Of dcables en- apacity,
and patent driving. wheels, after tile fashion of
old Juggernaut. Our wine cars are models Of
luxurious conveyance, after the patterns of the
far-famed London gin palaces. where ladies and
gentlemen of the first water can have all atten-
ton. To keep up with the spirit of the times,
our whisky, rum, and brandy cars have been
greatly enlarged, aud fare reduced to half.price.
Our cider, porter, and beer cars are exhibiting
great attention among the children. Our expo
rienced engineer. Mr.. Belial, and our polite and
gentlemaniy conductor, Mr.. Mix, have been too
long known to the travelling public to need any
eommendation. Indeci, so swift and sparkling
are our trains that some have called it the fly
ing artillery Of death let loose on the earth."-
Tickets must be obtained of Mr.. Mix, at the
Drinkers Hotel. where you may see the follow.
ing. extract from our charter from gove vernment:
Licensed to make strong man weak:
Licensed to lay wise man low;
Licensed wifs's fond heart to break.
And make her children's tears TO fow.
Licensed to do thy neighbor harm;
Licensed 10 foster hate aud strife
Licensed to nerve the robbers arm;
Licensed to whct the murdererss knife
Licensed, where peace and quiet dwell,
. To bring disease and want aud wo So.
Licensed 10 make this world o hell, s-,.
And Danish JOY and peace below --
49, ts,sa--4s. REGULATIONS. s-.s-..a.. ~ a--
The down train leaves Ciderville at 8 A. NJ,
Portervilie at q A. NJ, Beertown at 8 A. NJ,
Wineville at A, NJ, BraudyJorough at 10 A.
NJ, and Whisky City at l2 NJ .
The speed Of the train will be greatly increased
as it proceeds; stopping, however, to land pa
sengers nt Poorhouseville, Hospitaltown, Prison
burg, Gallowsville, etc.
On Sunday, cars will he ready as usual espe.
cially for way passengers. until further notice.
N. BAH baggage at the risk Of the owners,
and widows and orphans are particularly re-
squested not to inquire after persons or property
at Ruin depot.a as in case shall! the directors
hold themselves liable for accidents to passen-
gers, WM. WHOLESALE, Pres. ~
RopERr RErlL, pTce Pres.
IIIomaSp Maar&This sweet young girl, who