The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1859-08-05
ODDS AND ENDS.


man sixty eight years Of age, named
Johannes Shloucnbeck. He IL a master
chimney vocation more honor
able IN Germany than IN tiiis country, aud
for half century has given personal az
tenton 70 his business. lie is now living
With HE third wife; and on tie sixteenth
OF June last his thirty child was chris.
tened AZ the parish church. By bis first
consort he had seven, by bic second, ele-
veni and BY bis third, eighteen oliidrene-s
Of whom half are gifls aud ono half boys.
A few families 80 prolofic would supply a
nation with an the soldlcty required for
lis defence and laborcrs 70 perform iti me-
cessary agriculture and manufacturing. -
There is vitaly LET in. the old Teutonie
stock yet, enabling Il 10 sproui 90 sbuad-
antly. The French, aud even the Irish.
c0nnot come up with Il. -.r
ARrrNAs WARDS CouRrfse ExrrRfg
E0oE.--Twas a earn stl Rito IN Joons
when awl natur was husht a. nary Zoffer
distributed the serene silcnse. sot with
the obiek Of mi harrs o1ekshuns on the
fence NV her daddy's pusturs had ez-
pormnscd hankerin aftor hur fer sum
time, but darsunt proolame mi paehuht
I
our feet 2 g. frow a. blushin' as red AZ the
Baldingville skole houo0 whom twas first
painted, q looked very cimpul, mpik no
dowt. MI LEFT erm was okupide in bali
lunsin myself on the fcnse, while M rite
arm was woond uRekshunitly round Suz-
anners waste. Na Boo
Sec /, "suzauner thinks very much Of
w."
Sex she, slow do run on" rIf,
/ Seq /, II wish there was winders To mi
sole soz Good see sum ov nj ieelens,Y
I & ! side doaply.
/ pawsed hear, but she made no reply
20 Il, continued on Ia the following
/ strano: ........ .f
"Ae, Good yer know the sleepls mites
/ parse on yer ackount, how vittles has
sc0st to be attractive tu me g. how nj
limms is shrunk up, yer wooin't dowt mo
not bi no means Gaze oh this wastin
form g. these sonkin ize," cride, jump
ing up. shuld dhave continued sum tina
longer probly, but unlortuitely lost my
balance & fell over into the pastur ker
smash, tareing mi close and seyerly dam
agin miself generally. Suzanner sprung
to mi assistance g. dragged me 9Th in dub
! bic quick time. Then drHwin herself up
to he full hto sed:
II won'thecr to yer noneents eny lonRS
er, JOst yu sa rite out what you are driVin
at. lfyu mean gettin hiched i'm In"
RussIAN BARlEs.--It is said that Rus
sian babies look like 80 many idols with
their heads carved out and the rest Of the
body left in a block. The appearance is
caused by their being rolled up IN tight
banduges, Qeavin. only the head out,) 80
that they may be put away out Of mischief
and danger. On goin into a Russian
house, you may find one little fellow left
lpD.2 ahelEaOnathg bpRqJAtRe Wall qua
beams of tho roof, and rocked by the
mother, who has the cord looped ovcr her
io.t.
"Why, that Is a chidlh you exclaim,
looking close to be suro you are not mis-
taken. t... ....
: "Ofcoursej what should It beW answcrs
: the mother.
, Yes, sure enough, II ia a child, but so
3 dirty that you cannot help asking; "when
8 was il washedP va
: "Washodl" shriells tho mother; "wash-
: od what, wash Childl You would
kill IT,"
Ak exquisite young gentlemani who
wished TO make an Impression, with a
4 view TO captivate her, upon brilliant
young lady, presented the following high
wrough compliment:
MADAME, there arc just two things 10
the world that love, which are oysters
and shampaigne and / never see you
without thinking Of them" 1i1aA
To whick the grateful lady responded;
"Sh, there are Just two things IN this
world which 1 HATE, which are. Goldfish
and potatoes; and l never SEE you with-
: out thinking Of them.' '." '-."'
The crest Of that killing young man
! thereafter fell exceedingly. o. lIai a.
FALLING IN LOVE WITH A PIoruRz ON 4
BASK NorE.--An ardent young man In
this city, who fell in love some time since
with the portrait Of a woman on bank
bill, wrote TO the cashier Of the bank 10
know whether il was fanciful picture OF
A misrepresentation Of breathing woman.
p, Ii the latter, he was resolved to have her
i or die in the attempt The cashier re-
|. piled 20 him after a few days Gelay, which
I, he hoped had dnot tended unduly 70 ag-
grayate the ferconess Of his disorder
thus:
II am Unable to give yoh tic abundant
consolation of letter OF introduction %
4 tho original of the portrait, If it had en-
/ originals which | am not disposed 70 dues-
ton. My knowledge Of her is quite scan
4 " and unsatisfactory The story told BY
i our engraYers Is that che was q teacher
: in the ---- school house in New York;
at the time Of that cruel disaster a few
, yers ago, when upon a false alarm Of fire
i the children rushed down the stairway
, causing the death of a large number Of
tho 'innoccntsi Our heroine is said 10
have saved her pupils by that presence Of
mind, that shines in her face, and 70 have
chen loapcd from third story window
Whether in so doing she broke both her
legs, irrcparably damaged her lovely nose
I and forever dimmed one lustrous eye, I
7 am not told. Err ..r
, My own belief is that she came out I'M
I seathed and unharmed, and a. once pro-
! ceeded 20 Brody'si who photographed her
and thus gave her unparalleled lineqmentg
4 To immOFtahty on bank notos I am
! further inclined 70 the notion that shortly
r thereafter she married the imam Of her
, choice, (sAs would never do anything
else) and is now the happy h9lher oi
! four 'small children, and 0no a. the bkanst-'
OF course you'll take no stock Ia this
theory Of minsS and If yoh srB bent on
further investigation canonly rofeg you
10 our ongaVeFsi who can possible put
, you on tie truck. Go IN and win and ba
sure, ia such happy Contamination. q
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