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1T - NOT WHAT A MAN NAKrS pI,,
L WHAT He SAVES, THAT MAKES oo

To Pay Cash and Sars VOW IS 70 9 p,
Small ITEM. - NJ
More than three years experience copduo,;
business on the CASH SYSTEM convinces us of itss
advantages To the public, by the increasing trads
which We have acquired. No abatement in thu n,
ture In our former 3, stem
lork am prepared 10 offer a 6ns Adjournment ofE
bAIS and CAPS. in all their variety,
s9wn oeeofated V ontlatlnE HATS,
Our - 50. IS. and So So Dreas Hats cannot be sur
Chidrsn's FANCY HATS and q ps. oftb.I.,.s,
styles, ~ IN D. vi Inc latHs'
Boys CLOTH CAPS, from pc. IN q,
For the accOmmoda a ION of onr ,S.,.,,o. -, a.,
part OF the city. and elsswhee we cont,nu IN 'a
raneement with the Philadel phia msnmf, .s. o q,
have now on hand hne CALFSKiS RoTiT TS9
seyed snd RsEged Tor S375, together with dif;s,eni
styles GAlTER BOOTS and SHOES for - 81 ~
&C. 3. X. STINEMETZ,
$50 Pa. av., near 18th st. betwssn
Se-xw WHlaIGs And hlrkwood Hotels.
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KNOW IT Is GOOD FOR RHEUMA rISM
Reno wing il in few hours. am now ing II
for Scrofula, and have already recei eli benefit.
~. ! 8 LESSlG, Reading, Pa
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E'INE READY MADE
CLOTHING.
Black Drap d'Eta Goats, Pants, and Vests,
Black Alpaca do. do.
White and Brown Linen Goats,
White and Brown Duck do.
White Linen Pants,
White Duck do.
Buff do.
Travelling Busters, 30.
Having connection with the largest manufactur-
ing establishment north, we enjoy superior sdyan-
tages for supplying the very best goods At the low
est possible prices The styles are found to excel
anything in Washing ton. and the workmanship far
excels anything hei etofors offered this market.
and ig so acknowledged by all who patronzo our
establishment.
We also have on hand a superior stock of Gents
Furnishing q GODS, and make 70 order Garments al
every description, ct short notice., at a small ad
vance the prices of our ready made clothing.
j. nj. McCAMI.Y Il CO.,
jy1 under National Hotel.
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w RARE INDUCEMENTS.
w It'll the positive assurance OF receiving from
Europe. by the LIST of October next a rich N
and b. autifu assortment Of ESA1
GOLD and SILVER tfSH
HUNTING WATCHES,
hasad directly from the most popular maHufac-
turers, besides
JEWEi.RY and SII.VERWARE,
in great variety, and of the richest and most ele
CANT ID chaste European styles. ETC., etc, have
this day markc at a consider able deduction my
present large aud varied stock Of Jewelry smbi
ing every thing that the most iasdiOus taste could
desire, of which fact all who give me call will he
convinced. IL. ST. MkEN,
au ~ $40 Pennsylvania avenue
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OLD MAGNOLIA WHISKY,

This standard brand of FINE WHISKY is offered
the Trade in bar and half barrels. IL is
tied az being perfectly pure WHISKY, entirely free
from deleteTIons substances, and possesses the pre-
MUM merit Of being COPPER DISTILLED, from best
Having large stock Of"MAGNOLIA," and other
brands of FINE WHISKY in New YORK and PHILa =
DELPHIA enables us to ship from either city with
out detention.
FREEMAN r. SIMPSON,
PHOENIX DIsTILLERY,
SohuylkIll River.
nm,a. >1O9 South Front st., PhIlsdel phia,
Omoes. l96 Wall St. New York. iY Is tOct5
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cURR OF FITS OF SEVERAL YEARS.

IL has been some time since wrote you about my
sons he altha I'll cted with fits, you Tealen.ber. Be
assured we have every confidence In you and your
Medicsl salt We have sufficient evidence thai the
medicine ID doing him great good. His health is
rapidly improving, and we are encouraged especi-
ally from the fact that he has not had return Df
those dreadful Ats since September "a. nearly car
sinoe. WIN. p. HARRIS. q Ioton, Co. y.
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- --.-- --.I
IuIQ -
nR. COoGsWELL's
1EDlCAL SALT

The great remedy for Inaammatory Rssases.
such q Kheumatism, Negralgia, Hesdsche, Pts,
sipelss, Bronchitis, Copghs. Colds, and similar
eomplairts. By eenalising the eirculas,Sn q re-
ids would do well TO give il trial, may b seen
from the following testimonials.
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STILL ANOTHER CASE OF RHEUMATfsM

I was seriously afflicted with Rheumahsm and
welF. Medical Salt, and found q radical cure. Z
would advise others afStsd sith he same disease
- w hite Rear Hotel. Bucks county, Pa.
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cuRE OF RHEuMArTSM

l p omissd to write you provided your medicine
did the work you claimed II would. IL has done it,
and I now fulfill my promise. Ny complaint was
InfiaSnm story Rheusnatism-the first package did
OF heamatism 10 lei, and am 80 well and hearty
q sys5I wssln my ifs; would recommend to ell
d 81 I GEO..H. DUNCAN, III wal 81 N. Y.
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FEvERs CURED BY THE MEDICAL SALT

MY wife WAS attacked with very high fevers,
which would last nine days at Q time. l was indsc
cd u try DR.. Corgswell's Medical Salt. Amer Civ
ing u fair trial, il entirely broke her fevers.
wosla cheerfully recommend il tr others similarly
affected. j. n. DICK,
ga ". Eleventh street, Philadelphia
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TOBIAS, OPTICIAN, .
Il 40 PENN. AVENUE. BET. ~ AND 9Th Sra

i 40 PENN. AVENUE BET. ~ AND 9Th Sra
public tina. have rsnoVs dH To- he1 Inc
above place, where may always be found, toZ9
eli having aed to al ssb.
As 10 my capabilities, and the satisfaction have
ffon the many tssti%onss n ia ei 70
and elsewhere, that have of the most eminent gem
IN
read as guide TO those who wish to be well suited
tkor 90 warrant ise or asv other glasses TO- sst
you for space Of six years. as you will read in an
This is certainly new phase to endeavo to
Dootor's bad business will not impose upon or
them believe such nonsense. 1 can only add, that If
your eyes do not undergo change, then l will war
s.est
and fne Glasses, tno wonderful yenezulean Crys-
81 RSss @T9npsTsRpss) IEESSS0PEs, MiGR0-
kERs and EkskAyEks A and isrse
variety of other useful Optics. annex few Of tie
From Ais Ezesils"ey, tAs Gorsrsor Of Virginia:
have tried pair of speUtscss o6 9st f,a
Mr. Tobias and End them Of great to d' MN
'''' '''''' recommend NM HENRY I A. %#PffssE.n
Ftom tbs lat. Hon. fudge Bxtl.r
Iyasreoommspdedto Mr.: JnO. Tobias as skiilful
wa. grained to ind that Mr.. TOBIAS sssmsa to
ss% By and
oles that suit me admirably. A. p. BUTLER.
Rom tbs Hos. Secretary Of State Of vi,s,s.a.
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.,
RICHMOND. Dec. 81. i85sf
Dear Sir: Gov. Wise having shown me the Soeo
acles you sent him, and discovering that the fcua
was precisely suitable to my vision, kindly Offered
TO enclose them to you, to have Glasses substi-
tuted. have since received them, and am gratifed
that the Glasses fully meet my expectation. And
give my eyes great relief. The pebbles Won ha We
used are really superb. enclose herein the smonnt
of your bill. Very respectfully, &C..
GEO. W. MUNFORD.
JOHN TOBIAS, ESQ.,, Washington, ID. G.
From Prof. BacAs.
- WAsHNGTON, Feb. II, 1aSe
furnished by Mr.. Tobias with great satisfaction.
They clear, of excellent fgure, and well mounted
A. ID. BACHE.
IL Please observe that my. Establishment il on
TOBIAS AMBROfYPE ROOMS,
Where you will obtain good likeness esual to
any other Estabs hmsnt. and ct moderate charges,
em-&vn&A nw
WASHINGTON CORPORATION Quarterly
w Six Per Cent Stock for sale la sums to suit
purchasers by
% 5r colin kIGGS Co.
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REMOVAL,

SANUEL BROWN respectfully informs his
No. as Pennsylvsnia avenue. to 55S3z 18th street
opposite Centre Market uesr the large Red Post of
constantly on hand q large assortment Of eady
Made SSLOrHiSG; Also, Ladies' AID Gentle,
sale al the lowest cash prices. He so,icts the pa
tronsxe Of the public. se ~ iuis
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NEW GOODS! NEW GOODsa'
- STEVENS
HAS COME BACK
WITH NEW AND BEAUTIFUL GOODS,
All of which have been selected with great care
IN reg ard TO qua Ity and elegance of style, viz:
RIBBONS, DRESS TRIMMINGS ACES,
KID GLOVES. EMRROIDERIES,
ILLUSIONS, from one to three yaros in width,
SILKS: SAT!NS, VkLvETS, Plain and Fancy,
FEATHERS, every st,le and color,
BRIDAL WREATHS, and
ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS, oil OF the finest
French make, =
DRESS CAS-, superb style BERTHAS,
HEAD NETS, FANCY COMBS,
OkNAMENfS for the Head,
FRUIT BASKETS, LUBIN's EXTRACTS.
SOAP Of the best kinds, 2.
White and Black real THREAD LACES,
Round. Valencia Trimmed HANDKERCH'FS,
II smstltched and clear Lawn HADDkERCHFS
Real LACE CAPES and BERTHAS.
And many other articles, such are usually found
IN q full and complete stock Of Fancy Goods. -
Ladies most respectfully invited to call and
examine our stock. Prompt and polite at ention
can be depended upon in all cases.
Respectfully,
se17-tf r. C. STEVENS.
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A T H f r. q f. E.
"A NEW STOVE HOUSE now opening called
the d" Eagle Store House" ut No BIS Penn IL
ylyanIa avenue, between 10th and It'll stss -
10 just receiving frnn Batin ore, Philad.l.
phia, New York, Albany, Troy, and Boston. @
81 the modern imPr"yed patterns OF STOVES
PARlOR HEATERS, HAL I'll. HEATERS; al SO.
Ghamber. Dining Room. Restaurant. and Office
patterns.
New York Fine Enanelled PARLOR CRATES,
&c, &c.
No labor or time has been spared to have the very
hnest collection OF stoves ever seen in Washington
oity, and of every pattern.
VIII be abled to sell much cheape- than last
fall, they having been bought a alower price for
The citizens of the District Of Columbia and the
surrounding country who wish for tn, very best
and cheapest stoves In the market, will do well to
Gall and examine my large stock Of new patterns
before making their purchases elsewhere, as / am
oonhdent OF giving them perfect satisfaction,
Remember the No, 31s Pennsylvania avenue
bstween 10th and lth streets. Balcony in front full
OF stoves.
l7-6t WOODWARD
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HARTTsEHEossRNREassr f YIN AAkksh,islLAros,
AND REMEDY FOR DYSPEPSIA, WEAK

STOMACH AND WEAK ROWELS.
PREPARED BY A CHEMIST.
BoTTLEs II, 8 ard % cents and dollar.
TIE GREATEST DISCOVERY In MEDICAL
SCIENCE.
In al Families In case OF accidents sudden sick
ness, as tfre<uenty cures In less time than 10
CURES TO get q physician.
Il cures pain in any part Of the system and il used
externally and internally.
III Az the frexaeni changes Of the weather pro-
duce lad Cod, Kksgmstism, Pain IN the Limbs
and Body; slso, STIFF Nsck-every person should
get q bottle. IL acts uron the Nerves. MussIes
S,news, Blood and Zones; and 10y its warming cleo,
uems gnsuc power, eIpeis all pain from the system.
,HSp hII Seg have Cough, use HARTs-
SHERRY-it is the best Cough Syrup in the
Ifyou are Bilious, use HARTSHORNE'sANT
BILIOUS PILLS. They act upon the Liver, Sto-
mach and Bowels, carrying OF al Bile aud Foul So
The above medicines 20 be had at oil DRUG Stores
in Washington city; KIDWEI.L 4 CfS5ELI. e
6eoIIetown; ii. PEEL Co., Alexandria.
90 Il-tr
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HmgKLLAIxopa.
E. * Il z 3 Or s sbP YsE E TOO K
FURNITURE DRY GOODS.

CLAGETT & DODSON,
EXTENSIVE. DKALYas IN ALL KINDS or
Superior Furniture Dry Goods,
Announce that their stors-hou.e is nov veil filed
iPS 81
Omces, Lodgings, &C., DO. ..,tI-
THEIR FIRST STORY
IoSst a3fs sas Ffook Oh sSisS
ct any szsd room. hall, or passage. The designs Of
these on Cloths are an il the newest and most
oleg ant designs known To the trade.
a THE SECOND STORY
is heavily supp, led with magnificent stock Of very
heavy and tssqt b Of
LIT Ksf. and Other SAsPETiSGs: No., I'm
0O0Ds, &C., same foor, Is heavily stocked with
kI EtSM va and S2 BpEsfsR s6pbss
TOWELINGS. TABLE DAMASKs, in cloths
tsr%siists sizes and qualities, aud NAPKINS and
aa1d hs ssSs d Of
dsrs md Belgium, very rare and elegant, and cheap
!" = ' THE THIRD STORY :.
HmsIiosa BgUssELs aud TAPES Try CAR
ROOMS. Chambers. Halls, and steps, with eies ant
new, style Rugs matching, or not, as NAV he de-
4 he department for CURTAINS contains an I'M
mense supply of all the novelties in gorseously nch
France, Germany, England and China. Elegant
Embroidered Lace and Muslin UNDER CUR
TAlNS, from the looms Of 81. Gaul. Elegant COR :
.NlcES, In both metal and wood, amongst which
are several new styles, representing Rose wood,
bak and xndt, orna efired with figures of Soid
frorp the celebrated nanufactory OF Zumpsteia q
MI lmaln, of Berlin. IN Prussia.
Also, from the sams source. De BANDS, re
pr-sentI ns clusters of St awberries, Pluns Roses,
lilies. Daisies, Fus, HES, and many other fruits
and bowers al gotten up In glass aud me al, In the
Also, rio., Centre and Side CORDS and TAS-
Sells PRINCES, GIMP LIN iNGS, and all other
nece ssary belongings for Curtains.
Also, an extensive and very cheap assortment of
Transparent, Gilt. and other SHA DIES aud FIX
TuRES, PICTURE COR DIS and TASSELS. DC
THE FOURTH STORY
is Also filed with elegant MEDALLION CAR
PETS, In Velvet, of sizes adapted to .the citnan
other citi,s: VELVET CARPETINGS in piece 9
of both double and single breadth patt
which are some Of French manufacture, style of
LOnis XIV, and some in English, lG colo after
the Persian and Turkish style and colors..
psn on eeIe
brat I'd manufactures of CTossley Sons, Halifax,
torkshirs aud the Messrs. Bss low, Clinton, Mas.
With them NAV be found RUGS and NJ ATS exc
cut1d in the most exquisite colors, on hne velvet
heavy bodies, representing animals, birds. flowers,
and landscapes, tTuar to nature than the hnest oil
paintings, at aston hingly low prices.
The public invited to look through our stock
and examine for themselves. ......
All our goods warranted To be as sold Prices
"a low those Of any Oth-r establishment ia this
Customers of this CITY. G Georgetown. and Alexan-
dris who buy of will have their goods sent home
u CLAGETT& DODSON,
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GOOD EATING AND

GOOD EATING AND
VI CAPITAL DIR linking.
:, w. F. BENTER'S RESTAURANT, on c st.,
the rear of Browns Hotel block, COLI -
tinues to be famous as the very bestfSN T.
Restaurant in Washington city. Sll~
Lovers ofexquIsite eating viii always NDXW
find there the very choicest Oy stefs,
Fish, Game, Steaks, Chops, Wines, Liquors, Sc
gars &C., to be obtained in any eating house thir
country.
The cooking of his ESTABLISHMENTS unsH passed
and other house of the kind Is more remark able
for the invariable good attendance Of all employs
aboutit.
III His charges are moderate feetf
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mn COf,f, SWFJy,S MFDJrAI SIR,

DR.. COGGSWELL'S MEDICAL SALT
Price 81; Chrome package, S2.S Sold by all
Druggists in Washington, tieOrE stown and yicin-
ity ana wherever The Star lie read. Depot in Wash
tnston. T.. +. MlLBBURN d CO., Willards'
Hotel; ID. Z. TAYLOR g. CO., General Agents,
22 Dock street. Phl!adelphis. aus
~ SwINDLING QUACKs.
NAUTlON !-Quaoks their Books, Cordisls,
Buchu, Hospitals, Instruments or RIngs-shun
them all and, il disposed to profit by my perience,
write for my private Circular on
: SPERMATOKRIkEA;- Its CURE.
With stamp enclosed, address, IN perfect conf
dsnce. your friend. former sufferer, merely super
scriblng Box IL 6, Charlestown, Mass.
ieH-D&Wly
THE SECRET INFIRMITIES OF YOUTH
Il AND MATURITY,
Just pxblished xratis. Ae 25fh tkousaad.
few words on the Rational Treatment. without
Medicine, of SpermatoTrhea or Local Af01Gan
Weakness, Nocturnal Emissions, AAH&A
Genital and Nervous Debility, Pre-
mature Decay Of the System, Impo- Q4S./
tency and Impedments to Marriage
generally,
The important fact that the many alarm ing oom-
plants originating IN the iInprudence and solitude
is In this small tract clearly demonstrated and the
entirely new and highly succe ssfal treatment. as
adopted by the Author, fully explained, by means
of which everyone IL enabled to cure H MsELF per
fsetly and at the least possible cost thereby avoid
ing all the advertised nostrums Of the day..
Sent to any address, gratis and post free, In q
sealed envelope, by remtting post paidl two post
age stamps TO DIR. Il. DE GANEY, S. East SIS,
street New York City. So-tr
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THE INDESTRUCTIBHE.
THE CROWN WOVEN
gap THE GOSSAMER, traj d
THE CRINOLlNA,
Remodeled from the last Paris designs, and for
Beauty Of Propoytioa, 500 $50. sls.@s ! :, T.
.' EIceileace Of Material,
90 = = Psrfeetio~ Of Mamxfgetxus.
AID Durability,
Universally Pronounced
UNEQUALLED By Any GOODS IN THE
For sale by the principal Jobbsrs and Retais-s
everywhere. III = Bewa of Counterfaiis. Sec that
w. S.& c. II. THOMSON & CO.,
nuuiu Mn
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-MtsgE4,4uAeHeBs.

lS Nc. Coach %. BODY 90 3zs ''ss Gallon
Ck1pIAGG 40, S9O0 do, s,a %
Nc. HdS DO. 10 DO.
DRYING JAPA ,ouN 3 iii EHiv% AZ & CO.,
.e ts-lv Intel. 4 Alex. CAL sos Pa av.
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u LUE STON NJ --...
d = - UNDATION
8. The pndersisned oife, 70 the pnbllo BuILpING
G.. Murdoch, Esq near the Little Falls OF the PO
.9mac, SO long fayorahy known, az woIked by
Timothy O'Neale, Esq, the following do scTiptions
Large and small TRUCK sTON f for heavy foun-
Large and small WHEELING STONE for walls
from he inches to feet IN Thickness,
FOOriNGS Of all dimensions, suited for brick
FI.AGGlNG for street crossings, walks &c.
Messrs. Silsbv Il Co. will, il des rsd, BUILD
FOUNDATIONSin any part of the cities of W ash
ington GEORGETOWN, or Alexandria, on the most
favorable terms. II.
Orders viii meet with prompt attention, and the
Stone delivered at ANY navigabia point on the canal
on applicationto SILSBY Il CO.,
au n, m 4 Rrtdre Gsorpetnwn. II. C..
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A NEW NOVEL,
n BY THE AUTHOR OF
"JOHN HALIFAX"
LIFE FOR LIFE,
NOVEL,
By MISS MIL OCH.

Author of
"John Halifax. Gentleman SOLVE" "The OIL
vIes, 1.-The n aj of the Family ,"sAviilion,S
"Agatha's Husband, "a Hero"
&C.. NC.
Price 80 Cents.
For sale st SHIl.LINGTON'S
Bookstore, Odeon Building,
auT Corner az and Pa ayenue
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L,ROM FIFTEEN TO THIRTY PER CENT
SAVED.
All persons using Steam Boilers would do well to
adopt WOODRUFEIS PATENT ANTIFRIC-
alO I L,i 90 , ~ IL Ia iOh-seli
very great In saving fuel, preventing explosions,
preserving the boilers, and keeping althlngs uoi-
Form. Would refer to thist Star office engine room,
or l.. II. & G. G. SCHNEIDER, or any of the numerous
versons usinE them. ID. w. HEATH, Agent,
thAr Ia s,r W.shinl ton. ID. C.
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Member tss Regal Cssss suts.sns ksndsn. sr,dss
Nom s"s 81 s most .nisni CoisGss United
Ptals Of Lcndea Paris, fbilGdspha aud ~h.. IA,
!tetsd sstns o. tue mett astonishing
shsvn; many irsselsd ringas ths hs.d ana .su
vhsn asleep; great nsessh.ss ten. AErInsd at .0ad.s
sspnlf, bsshf1nsis Si.h frequent blIshE asasd some,
tlIass viii asf.ng Of mind.
The Lambertville press., 1859-10-20
Challenge to Blondin by an Editor---A
RacY Proposition.

The local editor of the McKea Citizen throws
out the following laughable challenge to M.
Blondin: A single telegraph wire shall be ex-
tended from the America to the Canada shore,
without single guy, directly over Cataract of
Niagara Falls The sHLocaln of this paper
wearing pair of cowhide boots and dressed in
the costume of female Dutch cook, will pro-
ceed to the middle Of the wire, with afcommon
clay pipe as balancing pole, driving before him
hog and cow, and carrying ON his back cook
ing stove, couple of chickens, bed and bed
ding, bottle of Youngs Y. p. NJ, keg of
lager bear, a BARRIERS chair, and various cooking
utensils He will then unload himself and i'm
rnediately: go to bed. s
After snooze of fifteen minutes he will rise,
dress himself, take glass of beer, milk the cow
kill the hog and dress it, cook fresh pork for
breakfast, after which he will eat a VOLTS meal.
He will then throw one hundred and thirty sum-
mersaults, sucking an egg while in the air, at
each evolution, alighting the last time the tip
Of the chicken coop, and after having taken the
chickens out one at time and wrung their necks
consecutiyely, will balance the coop on the tip
end of bis nose, balance the cooking stoveon his
right hand thumb, balance the bedstead on his
left thumb and at the same time fnishngthe beer
and making Dutch speech to the admirng
crowds on either shore After whieh-after the
manner of North's celebrated one horse act-the
+" Localn will perform the one COW act
The foreman Of this paper will then come out
on the wire, blindfolded and shackled, walking
on his hands Then there will be a representa-
tion of Heenan and Morrissy's prize fight, in
which the Local . and foreman Will exchange
snndry knocks and kicks and black eyes. The
last scene will be both parties standing on their
heads, and will, in this predicament, play a rub
Of twenty -one games Of old sledge, for the treat
Of all hands, The whole to conclude with a
representation Of some Of the scenes Of Romeo
and Juliet.
The Lambertville press., 1859-10-20
Volume /, Number so.
$ a1bath geaaiuQ,
The Last of the Earth.

Never envy any man All have their bur-
dens, and He g that tenpereth the wind to the
shorn lamb" hath endowed habit with the pow
er of alIeyiating the heaviest loass. The other
day there was a splendid funeral in this street,
a few doors below the house in which live All
the hideous pageantry which increases the hor
rors of death was assembled The crowd was
numerous The luxurious mansion Of the great
banker was one great funeral chamber. The
banker is worth million of dollars. His aver
age income is hundred and twenty thousand
dollars He is the head ola joint-stock bank
ing company, which enables him to dispose of
ten millions of dollars at his pleasure. He is
one of the lions of " Change" Don't you envy
kim Oh, no, don't envy him; he has his sor-
rows as well as any body for twas only six
months ago the undertaken laid his third son,
then nineteen, in the grave the other day his
second son was carried away by the same sombre
tradesman to the graveyard, though the boy
was one-and-twenty. His oldest daughter is d
bunchback, and IN declining health. His second
daughter is bedriddea with consumption, and
will surprise the doctors if she outlves the year.
The banker himself is blind from over-labor; he
has been known to pass twenty days without
once undressing and sleeping in bed all his
repose being a few hours of feverish slumber
snatched from corroding cares----a respite passed
on a sofa OIL don't envy the rich banker,
though bis golfers. overflow with gold; forit
ayails little to him: and though, as grant
you the resonant chimes of coin, tossed about
as so much trash in his cash Office, sounds
muscally to the ear, and the oft-heard passing
bell and doctors tread common in that house
as the resonance Of heath's effect except the
painful contrast between the emptiness of hu-
man vanity and ambition ! So envy no man +
Traveller