The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1859-10-05
VARIETY.


VARIETY.
ne Enpress OF the French is surrounded with
ris-iies
We never know what woman doesn't mean until
las SPOKEN.
kre zner in the counting-house of Rothschilds.
aing to see some straw paper, was facetiously
IN some Austrian bank notes.
Il any controversy, he instant we feel angry. we
IRaready ceased striving for the truth, and begun
Bring for ourselves
6snflity is said to be eating meat with silver
Il when the butchers bin has not been paid.
rfe love Of society Is natural, but the choice of
company IS matter of virtue and prudence.
-D0 you think that raw clams are healthy 20
Is; never knew one complain of being o ut of
Lrh in my life-''
| EyOG would have thing kept secret, never tell
D any one; If you would not have a thing known
t7Us. don't do IT.
Z young lady g throws herself away" under
N she has married for love If she Is CO mfort-
ty settled" uaisTstand that she has married
|ahhy old man whom she hates
Tie Mayor Of certain town out West proposes to
E half the dogs of his town, and tan their hides
p tie bark Of the other half
he g-a1shoppers in certain parts of Virginia have
Ken to chewing tobacco They have also commenc-
iepre.Iations upon the wheat, corn, sc.
aod, in an article Of singular humor states that
phrase :" republic of letters" was hit upon 20 in
that taking the whole lot Of authors together,
Esy had not got sovereign amongst them
MANY schemes, r;diculed as visionary and imprac-
able vii Be realized the moment the march ofsound
E0xIeige has made men wise enough to their
he interests, and distinterested enough to pursue
(m-
Jacob Jones was elected Sheriff OF his county in
LFs4ber last Jacob was very proud of the honor.
E neigh bors called TO him" Approach, - said
Iub, a. approach very rear. Though I am Sheriff
l=-, feel that am still one ofyou-
A BACHELOR living near Aroostook, Me-, recently
married but taking his wife home, an old and
Ihssl watchdog that had long guarded his bed,
tlbi no: permit the new spouse, at night, to 60
n the couch over which he had 50 long stood SEN
nel
(" lHE AxcrEyIs,'' says Pliny, " considered him
y hasbandnan who buys what his farm can pro-
la: who does in the day time what he may do
night; or who on 4 good day is employed more
thin doors than in the field"
We believe the following to be true-and that the
ss7gs life would be prolonged, were there as much
lzhing as ffetting done Dr. Abernethy used to
I hs pupils that ali human diseases sprung from
% cznsez-dg5Tng and frsffing-
q What punishment has he got ,'' said Pat to the
nstabls. alluding to 50 friend" Of his who was
I'd At the last assizes-
= Penal servitnde for Iife,' was the reply.
frOth, sighed Pat. ss fear he'll never live to
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well known London printer being called on to
ply to toas. said :. Gentlemen, thank you most
ssrtly. can't make a speech but can print
1sE long you like
WIFE, said n man, looking for a bootjack,
a'ea place where keep my things, and you to
1or it's
Fes.- said she, ss ought to know where you
ssp yeur late hours-but don't
'zfana Law requires now years residence IN the
ne before devorce can be procured. . One VINO
s'ss assures us that the remedy Is worse than
as disease
War Is A FLrKr IA young lady Of more beauty
ian sense; more Accomplishments than learning;
'.rs charm Of person than grace of mind more ad-
'rsrs than friens more fools than wise men for at
'ssanfs- Longfel1ow.
Lord Bacon beautifully said, IS If a man be gra-
11z &c strangers. II shows he is citizen oil the
'fid, and that bis heart is no island cut oil from
: cher iands, bat continent that join them
A nan has 10 mere right to say uncivil thing,
- % act one more right to say rude tnihg
'no'ner isln to knock him down.
sai nan TO little boy, strutting up Cornhiii,
10 MS cigar before breakfast ss My boy, you would
"a = better with bread and butter in your mou.n'
'An With cigar's ss know it, said the urchin'
a1i q rouid not be half so glorious
Us much less common they say, for the men IN
fs 70 do the talking and the women the WORK
10 vas formerly the case. If the war lasts, now
", 'os old practice must Of necessity oe iono"eu'
len VII be required to do the fighting
ah lrlsh paper, reporting the loss OF a steamer
y, " The captain swan ashore so did the stew
s .'sss She was insured for eve thousand POUNDS
@aas. and vas loaded with pig iron
u John Smith should, while crossing Browns
,ans lat, happen to fall and tear his pantaioons'