The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1859-07-21
B E E v / T I z S

Confidence is the cement of friendship.
friend, deeply offended, is never recnnciled.
Speak but little, and the purpose, and you will
pass for Somebody.
Lies are hiltless swords, which cut the hands
that WELD them.
Poetry is said TO be a gift, but it very often
turns out to be a theft.
Ceremony is necessary as the outwork and
defence OF manners. Chesterfield.
Pat was bothered how TO honor his birthday.
A brilliant idea struck him. He kept sober,
The young man that spouted" Shakespeare,
has, as last resort, popped" the Question
A writer in Blackwood says the peculiarly
OF Louis Napoleon is that he cunsults everybody
and follows his own advice.
To check passion by passion, and anger by
anger, is to lay down one demon and use up an
other.
Wisdom is the olive which springs from the
heart, blooms on the tongue, and bears fruit in
the actions.
The young man who begins life with taking
drop, will he very apt to end his lite with
drop-from high platform.
Two HARD THINGS The one to talk of
yourself without being vain the other, to talk
Of others without SANDER.
There is brave man at Vinegar HILL in 10 Da-
vies county, Ill. He is only q years Of age, and
has just become the fifth husband of widow lady
full sixty years age.
pretty girl and wild horse are liable to
do much mischief: for the one runs away with
fellows body, and the other runs away with
his heart.
Public drinking hydrants are being put up in
the cities of New York and Philadelphia, One
eHecC hoped tor Is that persons who now go i'll
TO drinking houses to quench thirst, will accept
the free pure element instead OF rum.
There are three men, the priest, the notary and
the DOCTOR who are the depostales Oh the mIst con-
hdehiial secrets, and who always dress il, black as
though they were IN mourning for their lost Illus
Wea a. good temper and good conscience
are reckuned by the sag IT, be the three great
blessings lie. Oh for health TO compete this
trio! VIII ut it however, we have still 'lhe best
Two in the thee"
So there's another eruption of Mount Yo-
ciferouS," said Mrs. Partingon, as she put down
her specs +" the paper tells US about the burn
ing latEer running down the mountain, but it
don't tell US how it got afre.'
A pickeral was caught, the other day, with a
squirrel it his stomach Query. Did the SOUR
rel go into the watsr after the pickeral, or the
plckera' go up tree after the squirrel? A
problem for a debating society.
There are SO churches in the civ of New Or
leans q! Protestant and 10 Roman Catholic.
vi the Protestant churches, Ia are Methodist,
y Presbyterian, Episcopal, and Baptist DIR.
Palmer church, Presbyterian, cust $IJ2 600.
! The Dallas Texas Herald tells of a man who,
while a. eep on the prarie in that vicinity had his
nose severely bitten by skunk Although horri-
bly, lacerated. his nasal organ was able readily to
identify the foe, unasssted by any OF the other sen
ses
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| Western paper says that a horse ard wagon
were recently drowned in the Ohio
Now isn't that awful? What tale the tongue
OF that wagon could have told had if heen rescued
And what ''spokes'' the wheels would have nttered
Poor tefoeS, they gone!
POLITENEss.-Henry Ward Beecher saws
an impudent clerk can do almost as much in.
Jury to his store the neglect of the proprietor
to advertise his goods. Two uhdoubted and
significant facts, which every one interested
will please bear in mind.
Tell uI not that the man ofbusines. and bust
ling tradesman, the toll worn laboier, has little
or no time to attend to religion AS we'll tell
US that the pilot amid the winds and storms
has no leisure TO attend to navigation, or the
general On the field of battle to the AIT of war -
Card
A PROBLEM FOR MARRIED FoLKs.-A cor
respondent inquiries: Suppose man and {
girl were to get married the man is thirty five
years old, and the girl is five years: this make.
the man seven times as old as the girl and they
live together until the girl is ten years old thi.
makes the man forty years old, and four time.
as old as the girl; and they still live until she
is fifteen. the man would be forty FIVE and this
makes him three times as old ; and they still
live OF till the girl is twice as old and 40 on
, Now how long would they have to live to make
: the girl as old as the man, at the same rate O
reasoning I"