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MIR. AND MRS. SHANKs's
a. DANCING ACADEMY A.

National Hall, vine-street, above Fifth.
Leader of orchestra. H. Holcomb.
GLASS ES-Thursday, from Q to 5 r. NJ, fer Ladies'.
and Masters.
eentlemen- Wednesday and Saturday, at I p. NJ.
evenings. -
LESSONS FOR GENTLEMBN.--In order to meet the
convenience of gentlemen whose business or social
tendance, our arrangement s that tickets are pur.
chased, one of which ia delivered at each lesson and
be used during the whole season Of seven months
The lessons are so arranged that beginners can
commence at any time. oct5-bm-W&S
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River News.

PITTsUURG, October 25-M.
River two feet seven inches at Glass house,
and falling slowly. ..
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LATEST BY TELEGRAPH
REPORTED FOR THE PENNY PRESS.
N Don Dispat C h Q S.
ARRIVAL OF THE KANGAROO.

.. NEW YORK, October %.
Tho steamer Kangaroo has arrived. She
brings Liverpool papers Of the 18th inst, and
by telegraph to Queenstown, supplies the Liv-
erpool market of the 18th, which were not for
warded By the Ocean Queen, arrived here last
evening.
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ADAMS g. PECKoVER,
Inventors end Manufacturers, s"lsi
Novelty Iron Foundery,
hAy- 7HH N a1u5 % naisn
g q 8 bnuq sdt la
Fourth-street, West of Smith,
G9-And See one in Operation. .e@ n.
MADAME ELLIS, NJ. D., HAS FOUND

MADAME ELLIS, NJ. D., HAS FOUND
1VA at last lust what the Ladies' have long needed
and nd looked for IN vain, the Uterine Elixir.
eases of a Uterine Nature; Inflammation Of tho
Womb. the Kidneys the QyariSs and che Ursthra'
atom, Chorosis' AnenorrHea % In fact periect cure
is guaranteed by the se Of from two to five bottles
Of tho Elixir Of any disease whatever of the Gener-
matter of how long standing. Price 81 per Bottle
Madame ELLIS calls particular attention to the
following Card Of one Of the most prominent Drug
$50 THE PUBLIo AND THE LADIES IN PARTICULAR
We the undessgnsd are not II ths habit Of giving
Lady Physician, and the medicine called the Uterine
Elixir, we cheeriully recommend it to all females
suffering from Female Diseases Of any kind; IL is
purely vegetable, and in no case can do injury; we
sy to all try, and our word for ~ you will fnd re-
sep27 "Cornor Of Fifth and Race streets"
MADAME ELLIS'S SPANISH SIMU-
WI LATING BALsAM cures, without fail pains
IN the Breast, Back, Side or Limbs; Coughs, Colds
Hoarsenoss DiGcuity Of Breathing, Headache, Flat
gniency, Heartburn, Chronic Rheuinatism, Bilious
Duness, Stpor, Inactivity, Loss of Appetite, and
n Painful it is certain cure and
Il will give relief iu twenty minutes and perma.
mont cure by tho use two bottles. Only 20 cents
hSa st W. Sye s corner 1
Fourth aud aud Walnut; sUiRE, RCksTEiN Vt Co, ,,
Of John and Sixth; PAUL:REINLEIN, corner Of
Eighth and freeman. Also. EDWARD SCANLAN
a Co, corner of Main and Fourth; and Madame
ELLIS, "a East Fourth. ,cs!.. sep27-ay
NDATENT MACllINE-MADE PAPER
H. BAGS, for Grocers, Druggists, Tea Dealers and
others, made from extra quality of Wrapping, Ma.
nila and White Tea Paper .
sSSSSS gSS$SS NJ: NJ: Wrapping and Mani1lai
r. 2OO,0O0 No. 3 :" -"
20O,GO0 No. 4 =" .. .i 4" ..
2OOOD No. i ''' &"
2OOOOO No. 8 :" :" H..I
2D0,O0O No. IL zee :"
2O0OO0 No. =" ...f. :"
2OO00O No. Is :" :"
2OOOO0 No. ~ ." .N. '...
100000 No. %
AO,O0O No. White Tea Bags; '..
100000 No. 2 "' ="
100000 No. 8 :" e"
The above are put up in packages of 500 bags each.
Wc are manufacturing from sixty TO scyenty.fiye
thousand Bags per day.
~ NIXON h UHATFIELD,
Paper Bag Manufacturers,
And Wholesale Paper Dealers,
oc22 . 71and 70 Walnutstrcet.
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LIVERPOOL COTTON MARKET.

LIVERPOOL, October 13.
Tho Cotton market closes steady. The sales
for tho two days since last report have been
10000 bales, including 1000 bales to specula-
tors and exporters. The BreadstalTs market
closes quiet and firm at last quotations. Pro-
visions close steady.
LONDON MONEY MARKET. 1
LONDON, October 13-M.
COnscls closed at 05N. I-.h ..l.i.
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vENHE CAMPBELLS ARE COMING.
Smith & NiXon's Hall.
Positively one Week only, Commence
ing Monday, October "a.
RUMSEY s. NEWCOMERS
ORIGINAL
CAMPBELL MINSTRELS.

,NaIs BRASS BAND AND DOUBLE Nsiy
I1DagTR0UPE. and the only Campbell XHD v
SsEqgnOw in existence; all others assuming AGEilK
Ee.Ss- the name arc nothing more than g.Ss-
mountebanks and impostcrs, not TO be trusted. We
caution the public against all such.
The advantages the CAMPBELLS enjoy above any
other Minstrel organization, arises from their win
tcrng the last twelve years in tho Southern country.
Their deinoations OF Negro characters are taken
from natural scenes and incidents In African life,
and aim at presenting the Musical and Comcal pecu
larties of tho Southern Negro, and eevating him to
his proper standard Of natural wit aud musical tai
ont presenting the phases of Negro Life on the Plan
taton, and representing the musical capabilities of
tho more refined Negroes of cities and villages. In
representing truthfly the shades and pocularities
OF Negro Life, the universal accord has stamped
the Campbell Artists unapproachable and defying.
H4F- Free Balcony Sorenade nightly by tho CAMP
BELL BRASS BAND, led by the Wizard Bugler,
August Achi.
Doors open ut q"'arter to ] o'clock; commence al
a quarter to o'clock. Admission-3O cents.
p. A. CLARKE,
oclSk Agent and Business DreCtor
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Chapter of Facts and Figures.

There are upward of 1000 miles Of
railways in construction in Spain. M
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ADJUSTMENTS.
WOODS THEAT e II.
CORNER SIXTH AND vINE-sTREETs
JOHN A, ELLsLER, JR......Soe Lessee and Manager.
Third night Of 'i
MIR. JAMES ANDERSON.

LOOK AT THIS BILL!
Mr. JAMES ANDERSON in two characters -'The
Stranger" and DuAe Aranza."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-12-02

A N,cGrs STORY Two iarE.c, had
bought mes. u porS .a partnership, hu;
having no place TO put hi' portion in, san
consented 70 intrusI the -hols to Julius,
keeping. The neIs morning they met,
when Sam ay,
" Good morning. Julius. anything hap
pen strange or mystsri.us down in your vi
sinity lately -
"YaNs, SAN, mos; a strange ting hap
pen a, my boa. las I'll ht. All mystery
al ny'i,sy 10 me-"
"whai was tat Jgliu,?"
"well sam. I tole you now. Dis morn
in went into Dc CELLAR Cor TO get piece Of
hog f1r d, dirsey's breakfast, and put
ny hand down in dr brine an Eel; al rou
bat no pork J,rs-all gone. Couldn't tell
What bswsnt with il. 80 turned up Dc
bari. an. sam true q. preashin,' Dc rat
had 90 a hoe elar fro1 ds bottom %
d. bar /. and dragged do pork al OUT"
sam was pctudsi with assoursbneni,
b9i presently said
why s.ln's De brine run out % De
same holes
"Ah. san. d,s'' De my'isy-das's Dc
mystery"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-12-02
Ayers Cherry Pectoral
THE GREAT REMEDY
Tor Coughs. Cold. bronchitis, and
INCIriENr CONSUMPTION.

A BOUT tiN ,rir ago the Euwpcn Cough
y Hfmcl, VS. inirUIuced into this state, aul
II J. tu De- pr,suuitd that but lev are now unlr.
quiinird with iis virtues; many age nov ll,'ng,
Nhu. bot Tor be- remedial paw .. wouli hi'c b'en
hong .iacr in iha -piut bnd. The Agclts have
lust received lf,sh suppl, This invaluable mel.
.cinc and ~ who are ,uheriug from rou-lis, 'nd
have therefore cause ior df,ading consumption.
are invited o. give 70 q 'rinl The iollowing case
Il cure has lcen sent With request that " -houii
h. rubIished l1r the henc6t Ut othersi u b. from
vcmnu. 4. York. Esq.. 6rmcfly Of Meredith
Village, now Of Lanioa. y. ~.
Rev walter Chfke-Dear Sir: Among The
Thousands ofihankhul hearis, ~ eNpues-cd q" lou
hy letter, please accrpt my sincrfr thanks nr lonf
valuable cough medicine, ior AN truly ihsnAinl
that ,yci heard of the European Cough krmr
a.. Wa afflicted with a Cough ilr "ycl two
hug yeirs, part II the tine very severely ]
tined almost everything that could hear ofi aud
al.o quite a nuniier of physicians. hat without ~.
csiving any pefmlneut h,nsht. MAS then ad-
yiscd 10 ~ ,our European Cough Gsmrdy, ani
accordingly lought une u the small battles, which
made me .utue better. I then procured a large
bottle. and lsf,fe I bad taken haliot a.. NY cough
hal leit me, and NY llnss were rrsiofe'l. am,
therefore prepared % saT hoin personal cNpefi'
encr, that in iny opiuiun the European Cou;h
l,cms,l, !, the beet msdicine ior coughs ever dis
covered. NERANuS T.. YORK.
Trial hotties, IS oent.. Large hoiilei, COZ.
tanning the uuaniily Of four trial bottles, ~ oents.
The European Cough Remedy . prepared %,
Rev. WALrER CLAHKE, Minot, Me, Gate
Cofni.h.) iy whom agents ate sSpphed' sold D.,
all respectable druggists add medicine de'ler'
everywhere
For sale by u. =. Dates 4 Co., and J. w. Raw
sou, Paris; ". \. Rat, -. Psrisi &. Y y. H.
Mason. Bethel; u. ". Noble, south Waieriordi
q. Porter, Waterford; Bamss Malk'r, Lov'hi
&. 4. Chsss 4 Co., DiNheldi L. At~ooi aud
G. u. Atwood. Buck6elli J. T.. Hubbard 4 Coz
Hiram; ~. 4. Noye,, Norway. iy22
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-12-02

seuoot GIRLS n WINTER. We wish to
pot in a special plea Tor the girls. Making
their dre-.1- short enlnsh 70 swing clear
abe snow and mud aud give them good
water prOoi ho,ts TO wear 20 school. Yes,
ve in.ist upon is--.hey should have boots.
wonen's Shoes Of the present fashion are
no more g, " Be put upon bad road. in the
winter. than an indians b'rch-bArk canoe
10 Ct to crO.s the Ailant,c. Boots will not
look quite 80 trim about the ankle or step
90 lightly upon the door, but they will do
VIA, il oil more conssqusneo-preserve the
health TO show OF their grace. in after life.
and TO take great many elastic steps that
o,bsr-ise might BE- fewer, and those lead
in directly down to the grave.
Another thins W ere ga % Sc coming
In fashion tho lad.c- AZ l-arpius to .fa,e;
and for hi. they must base boots. Now
girls. e. each Of you pair Of skates to Ct,
and ,hs 6rs. ice iba. forms in your neigh-
borhOOd. larg5 enough, 20 ont with your
brothers. or somebody slsss brothers, and
learn 70 skate Be psuden, about IT, and
no, Overdo the exercise, and you will find 1t
Q capital msuicine--aoEt 10 horseback.
The only way TO briOg about a race OF
healthy women. is to attend 10 the physical
development Of the girls, before they are d.
LATED in the false system Of fashionable nc
complainant, that cts them for nothing
b., elegant inkseilss. lohio Csliiva'or.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-12-02
DIR, J. IIOsTETTEWs
cEtrERArIp
8 { o no n @ h Bittersi

put that numerous class vhp devote thrIHsrlyss
a. literary anL other .sIrufty r1rsuirs, suf iB
Consequence Il want Ut rh,.,ril u,srri.r, o..
rlm. che victims ui hngur lui debility, tbuut
nerve or appetite, base hitherto suught in ,ail
49, sono inyigrnting. No. sisius u.tisiHs, 81 ho.e
ELECTS upon the .,sieha ,hliI lr Ilth speedy 5Hl
uerman,ut. rA,sirilHs oi rmi1sisr, aHi poe
ts.ndi, acquainted With the requirement. 'fi-
human frame. commend llu~TsrIElt- pIl-
TIR'S 10 the saicst and ~ iiir.I .tlu.lat Boz che
tecursratiNe snstgls 81 ODE sfstfu go iifruFr 81
II rr.iorss the appetite. gives irsh yr-1r tH '.H
digestive organs, sfuds thT llluH thwu-h ''r
vein. With u more li1tl, t1ueut, ruuccts f.a-
,isncy o. depression ~ sp,ufs. pod hi. u.a1 &C.
the transaction Of i1sIHrfs with 1 rh9rf'u' hfIu
,ni ,rii,r mind iuUke other H.IIri1r. which
have l.eu devised fr iha .1mc object. thr llf.
TLR~ do noe act sp'sm.tIfaiIf. "f 9th tfHTI-
ear, ruu,r-the Influence uiihr ruD.Il Do IH.ilrr.
AMI % psticut 90 lat si,, .aiI, liisatiaHfn .,.
curiug prupsr exercise. susr ihr fr',ri boz i.tH
AFFORDED. he ncc,l ielr Hp -riuf1 ui th. 1t.I,' .
The dshilit, uatuUl fu fhr rI.I.lrhnfuf rf t.fIs
unan the iudily frame isa'sn Il.rVItsI bl fN.s
rrr,t strengthening mrdigilr. ibu1 raah.i.g far
aged o. pa. hcitlrrIaIug dave .r physical 'lsr,
whereas they are npv suirfirg ipm extreme
wsakues. aui n,ryuufnrfs. T. ihis Venerable
clas. II psupis. HOSTErrEB'S bITTEnS may
H. commented as Invaluable. The pfupfisturs 81
this ORATOR nave ~ Afl.IfNi'fH hlANi' a.
don in a.sur,ug Nnrriug Nothrfs that they vii
6nl thc bitter. ihe safest ani hr,t ~ rr'iourvrs.
yer, Few medicine. af- sanctioned h1 physicians
a. popsr ~ o. administered duiing iLs psrIui q
nur.ing; ani lhi, ha. sainoi 1900 uniyeral prefer.
cHrc.
-yFThasc Who desire o. pufshl-s thrs great
remedy Zoe D,.pspua and Debility shauI rr-
nsmlr the pfrri.r ti'le, llo'i.irrrs cc.rhu'rd
stomach Hitter. It's pot up iu ptau l.'.r.,
with the mans. d.. J. llo'tritrr's SfprHrl N.f.
trfs .bluNn un ihr bltiie. ahd i'.1 stamped HH nh.
cap covering The cufh. with thc luiHgTErI %
IIa.tstter 4 Smith on thr hill. 1hssc tbiHg,
AZ important op account of thr uImsrHus ouunt ..-
irits in iho market.
r3y-PUr,tci and .1ll b, ilu>TETTER &
SMlrll. riu.hurg, Pa, ani allen sn'I h1 40
dmggf,is, -fprrrs, ar.i dealer. grnruli, ihuH.h.
oct ih' Iuicd State, Canada, South Am,Ur'
anl Germany.
SOLD d, a. 3. Rate. & Co.. rlu.; d., W.
Eu.t. ~opth pad.; -. Z. No,o., Norway u
Robin.ou. Mechanic faII..
Wholesalc D., ". y. Phillips. ppului.
We,k. y Potter. Boston, GrusIil Ag,1is '
the New Eugaai States ani Pru,iu,gf. 10
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-12-02
NEW ENGLAND AILMENTS
AND
THE ONLY REMEDY.


TIE Eastern States. included 20 that ssciiun %
i the uaion whi'9' y most widely kn1vna AZ
New Engt,nd. 90 tain thFiiiy. industr,.is. in.
telliscnt icoplc, who have achieved an uncom.
mon degree 81 prosperity With climate sN-
itrtn-, tr,ilg 10 some eonsiiluliuHs, ands sni oi
small lsriiliN. thcy have corifivrd 60 surHls.
more hyofsd commuli,irs in almost ryrplhr.g
that cuuuses to social romiuu cod happiu'ss.
Unfortunately they are occasionllly so ah'afiIei
IN lu.int.s aad mental cultivation that they me-
elect the precautions which arc essential 90 b1di-
N health. Dyspersia snd physical d'bilu, are
pfevalcni among Al glasses The fret disease D,
pfn,lurei h, inarcntipn 20 the dige.tivc oigans,
uhirh aro - suscegiib'ro 81 de0ag em.ni. Thou,.
anI. ~. now rayiag che penalty Of thi. neglect,
nnt .uderiug ,lall, The mrst tfyirE pains, almost
piihgut hope ofrclieE They hl,o come 10 l.e-
lie,r that thsir ailmcnt 10 chmuir, aui ihat ihey
mr.t hear with ito the end u gratih's o. "a.
ecedingly 10 anuouuce ~ these afflicted iniiyii.
usls that ihry may now command q fcmeIl, ~ uu.
questionable pptrur, anil yirur, which has rrssr
lcsn known ~ iail ,n 40 cases n digestive etak
ncss or arrangement. lluairei. II ioagns. sr
ready DO grnv el'qrsnt boz praise of This vuHl,i-
fii c6ulucrrr of l,rI.psa, which b. knlvn d.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-12-02
,ttHMNHDT'5
Medical Discovery,
THE GREATEST or THE AGE

MR.. KENNEDY II Rosbur,, has di,o",..I
ea,s. EVERY KIND ur lllMuR. h.u che
vof.t .,iotah down to common iurr'r. We
ha. tried % io ossrs.rycn huui 'd eases, aui ''-
~ failed except be- two. IT, bee n1v iu Do. rus-
srssiuu Over tWo Luptfrd oTuitgltCs oi its value,
all within tvcui, miles ol li..tnu.
TNobottlcs are warranted o. rurv uuring sorr
mouth.
Onc 60 three bottles Will cure tle vorsi Lini q
p,mp,. on he face.
Tno or thee bsul,. will cure the system 81
bike.
Two bottles are vluarr.I Co.. ru,a thr vof.f
kiri of c.pkrr boz ih. ruuiu lHI stomach.
Three Co. Eve luul's are Narrated cure iHr
Worst kini ~ sysipsl's.
one o. two lsitir. age warranted io ,urr hI. H1-
mDrs of The cNrs,
Two boit.rsarr warranted to rutr running IH 'ar
ear, and Lloishe. in che hair.
-Four 10 siN bottle. are warranted 90 ,IIr ''-
rupt ani uinuing uIC,rs.
Ons bottle vilIcarr .'al, suri,. as Of ihr st...
Two or three bottle. afr warranted i1 ,ffr ..t
most desrcDir cases ui rhsumlilsm.
THE. 60 tx bottles are warranted 90 cote ihe
salt fh,un.
Fi,rto cishtb0Iiles cure thc very sor't en.''
Ut .cfi'ua
NG,ard, d. alsn,. expected from ,bs 6r.tla'.
d., ,ui perfect cote vauiHtUi uhDu thr al.'e
vuruii, D. nhen.
Notlus i,,rk. % improbable .0 those ub" h'''
in ,atntiir 100 the wonderful u'.ir'Hrs ui i.r
day, as bat common weed, growing iuunr f''-
tudr-. uud alpug oIi stour vHI. shluIl rHr ''r.
9, huupf; ,rt iti u0w fused tIrf. liNHHII''
" hum,r 81 ha. gDt o. start. Thee lr' n' i.s 90
iuts li,uut %, cufius sunr Disrs hlt u1i Noufs.-
ilr has psillel uScf e. thIus'ul bottle. oi 90 m
The yi,iaity OF Boston, and kluus ihr effect .. '
~ ever, clsc. II has alfrai, tour .Dui" I'D OBJ.
greate,t cures ever dome ip Nlsslrau'riis. ID.
h.. g,en Il o. childruu a seas u.d, HHi O. ".N
aud 10 ODD people Of alNiy and fIss.rn poor, .'
ny boxing children, Whose t,fl WIs ..ii 'I "....
b., restored Co psflrrt state oi health bN che bee
ii one bottle
q, those Who are tfnol'el with sI,. hcld1sfr,
DOE bottle Will always cure b.. u gives gr'i Doe
hsf ~ caiatth and dTuuess. ruluc wh"h"r Zee
kon 10 have bcsn cu.jiYe ior you., ani have ''''
frsuliedhyit a.. Where The bod BE- sHnrd 81 b. ias
quite ea.,, bot where thcfc b. any drtnos'n "i
The function. II nature, % will rlusr N'N rIn-Iaf
irslin.s. bot suu must not o. i'irur'i-ihrl "l"
disappear IN from four days 10 a wt'N' ihrif BE-
never a h,d result from it--on the clntraN wa'"
that feeling h. gone, 700 vii Tees l"''''r'' "N'
nsw p@rsoa. I heard some 81 che mHsi 'NifaNh'
r.nt ,neouiun,s II Il ihat nisu ever lsieu''i in.
NO change oftict c,tr necess1ry. lat lhc best
,au can gel ADD enough oft.
RoNuuEY. Sept. 10. 1858,
Thi. 10 certify that II. n. HAY, Du-g'i,
Portland, i. tne Gals dol, authorized general grni
lor my Medical Discovery Zoe be- State 81 M'i"''
and that be- b. supplied 9Th lhr .cuu.1s, d.i,.i
from nv Laboratory. DONALD hLNNIDl.
H.H.lIAY, Dmggi.t, Portland, the onlp au'
thofizsi agent ioi Nsine.
Sold by Andrews & Bate, Puis llilli w. v
Ru.t. 30. rari.; h. Aip.oi : Co., Buchheidi
ID. .. Noyes, Norway.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-12-02
Paris g. Bridgton Stage.

A STAGE leave. Bridgton Csnire, irom the
\ Bridstnn lIoa.c, daily, At .2o'cloch, \.
VI, passing ihruyh North Brid-ton. llirrison
and NORWAY. coanetiing With the car. ut south
pari. which arrive ia Portlaad at 2n'cbck, f.M.
Returning, Raves South Paris on the arrival Of
the lis tpin from Portland and arrives 10 Brids'
ton NJ O'Clock. v. VI.
The al,oye stage run. 70 Fryeburg. Monday''
Wrdnesdays and Fn,h,s. Returns Tnesdals'
rhursaiy. ADD SATURDAYS. -,
Down tickets 10 be had ofihe driver; or irAen
ior Hani.on, Brilyton and Fpeburg, sold at the
Grand Trunk Depot, Portland.
% j. w. iON LH"' p'''e''
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-12-02
MISCELLANEOUS.

The iir., thing man takes TO IN life
1. milk-ihe las, {. bis bier.
II, i..ta,sd that ,oOthaehe may always
b. cured by holding in the hand a certain
rOos-lhs root Of the tooth.
"A graceful manner -poiIs nothing; it
add. 70 beauty snd gives lustre to mOdesiy.
Au Affected simplicity is = refined imPostor.
There Is no knowledge 50 thorough az
that which is gained a, last, after yeArs Of
b.ilsd and wondering inquiry.
Tho widow Of Tsl,ssiu. said To Naro-
leon, "You eanno, conceive how much hap
rins-. can BE- ioand in thrcS acres Of lani.'
pr. johnson once said. "a nan is in
general batter pleased when be has a good
dinner upon bis table than when his wife
talks Greek"
A sensible writer advises ,hoss who
would enjoy good eating 10 keep sood na'
tursd for. says BE-. "an angry man can't
tell whether he is eating boiled eabbag, or
slevsi umbrella"
Men eanno, subsis, wholly upon glory.
Faue. taken without meat, Is decidedly un.
wholesome.
whep SauA J,,c. The moral miss.
D,clsrcs -. yrty wrous Co. k,ss-
IN bct r. ,b.I',as I 80 ,hrcush ~
The Jan.,i. Gul, unir'.tood,
Fseh ju., - an, Chri.,,aa .hould-
Sh,'d rather ,sT,r ~'nas ,han 4, -
"A dis,un Of Washington Ir,ins'',
which will apply year. hence a. well a.
now I'm an ages the gentle sex have
shown disposition to infringe a little uron
a., laws of dscOrum, in order 10 Sstray a
lurking beauty, or an innocent love Of hne-
ny"
Id India, 'lr Of rurcss Is wealth
here lack Of dollars i. poverty.
"A man who had been married twice. to
iadie. both named Catherine. ad'i.'d Li'
friends s-ain., iakiag dupli.Kai,'.
Il GENTLEMAN buryius bis wife, a friend
.skei Why he expended 50 much On har
funeral. "Ah, .i'." replied be. she
would have d5ae as much Or more ior me
~ish pleasure
In the advertisement % tie topics in
tie last numbsr Of the new American Cy-
elOpcjia, there occur. iho following funny
collection Of names -" Fanny EIl.l,r. Ely
stun. Emsr.1n." The great dancer AMI
the Philosopher, With " EIysian " between
them.
"A coantryaan went into one " our
fashionable refreshments r0om-. and was
surprised AZ .eeius uotbin: on 'ae :able
bit the cloth. knives and frks. sui glasses
" What MI, yoa ha,c?" a,kel trr waiter.
Giles stared axe stuck pig, and s,.l. q" I
dun know" "woud yru Ike hill e
fare. ,ir?' Thank 700. doa't carr Il I
do take sull ..s--.
-"Ifcrcr you think % marrying a wii.
ov. nid an anxious parent 70 his heir.
" select one who's, 6rs, husband was hung
for Tia, i. the only way to prevent her from
throwing his memory into your i.ee, and
making annoying comparisons. Even
that won't prevent 10, f" eIslaimela crus;y
old bachelor, she'll then praise him by
saying that hanging would Be o. GOD Tor
you
-" First class in natural philosophy,
stand up. What i.at,neii5n? 80 PLEASE,
err. / know. Thy .olk cha, blIc--ysi al
gives o. hsr lover" Right. sur Now
,sll me What inertia is b." " Inertia. sir, i,
de.irs 10 remain where you are, the feel
ins that Piece Of calico experiences when
lsAoiss against a sOlassi vest Right
again. sir Call shs next ela', "
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-12-02

70 th. Ito. C,la,, Cor,u,..i,ner. lar the Com.
q, uf ONnri.
'I'lIE ua.i-rsi.us,l. Committec icg,ll, appoint.
sJht ilr t'~u 90 Fprlurg, repeatedly rr-
pfs.eut tt,t a fslfti1n 81 The highway ia eat
rDsisarg. hrlu-i ua rsiition 90 Janrs a. NcMi-
ltn. clrn,pri1g BE- che r.nir, ~ Ihr coal 40 the
wet col 4 th- oll t,u iaitgc ia ff.rhufg, ul
riluia. from thence ulfthofN 60 che ru.'d that
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such piu ihcir,, "a. 90 your iilsuelt shnil seem
u.hf.
Wc vHlil t'., rnrrfrIi thsta l1catio. in lici
rf a pace si tbg l0a,i,1D ustr on fsii,iln 81 III
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a. Couuu'. ia Brusr6lLl. alj upnins irin
thrrrr o. EI,sha t,ius's, o., sni Oliver q. Cot
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ib- np.l frs'-i.g C.rus, o. Coussy, y. ~, by
thr is,Tfls.h .i.r af J. u. O.g-1I il .sid iiNr.
luf e wulE iu., m.rt the ssuts 90 ths pahlic +.
ss.i v1aIi grr,tS ir..rn the cNpsusr 90 ssd
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=, ,sgpsst ,ua o. ,NtBurc aid HcltiD1 sul snake
.rri s'irribl. aai Iifrrrat ir,t'lus ss % 500
Say srsu Ji,t. 49, 81 WILLS,
JOSEPH CHANDLER,
SPECIAL Co.nttfr, 90 the town ui ipsblrg