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GE0RGEARNOLD M. A., PriatipaL
This School has been removed to No. 1O1 West
street, near Washington, into the buIlding hersto
fore occupied by Mr. p. A. Bowen Tbs next an
nual session will commence Monday, the 5th Of
September Catalogues nav be obtained after the
10th of August at the Bookstore Of Mr.. Frank Tay-
lor, Washington, at the Drug Store Of X. 3 Cis-
sci, Georgetown. -...f au41m
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HpuCArroUAL.

VILLAGE GREEN. SEMiN ARY.,..,> ~,
LOCATED twenty miles from Philadelphia, on
the Baltimore and Philadeiphia Railroad. " :
The fourth year will commence on September LIST,
ss pays for boarding and tuition per term Of "a
weeks.
Students prepared for Dickinson College.
The Principal refers to r. A. Lutz, Esq, Wash
ington, and Messrs. VIM. King and Daniel 5. Cor
don, GEORGETOWN.
Circulars can be obtained of the above, or of the
Principal.
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ton which 1T has acquired in all other sections OF
the Union.
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Gentlemsns' Gsuze Mefino Vests,
LiSle hre,d Gloves for Ladies' and Gentleman
Ladies' SILK and I.lsls Gaaatlet-.
For sale cheap BY WM r. RILEY
Corner eth street, ana oppoaits
" x1-lm Centre Market
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AYERS CATHARTIC PILLS,
PRKrARED BY

DIR. J. C. AVER & co..
LOWELL, MASS,
PRICE, u PKl B0rTLK; Six BOTTLES Pop as
E-soid BY Z. d. GILMAN, wsshin g,on; R. a r. CIs.
SELL, 6sorgstovn, and By all Druggists svsryvhsrs
ma 4so5nf ...'. ~ 80
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17
Death Caused by vanity.

A French paper relates the case Of
young ady in Lyons, who was engaged
to be married, and was PredisPosed 10
corpulency. Some of her young friends
ridiculed her stout figure, &C., which at
the time only excited her laughter. Her
health subsequently, declined, and she
died rather suddenly. As there was no
apparent cause for such a quick death, the
account states, with griel, the parents
resigned themselves To have post NOR
TEN examination. They then found what
they had never before suspected she was
burned up by acid, which she had taken
unkuoSn 10 them. 10 stop the growing
fainess, which reduced her to despair.
The young girl died the victim Of Titicu-
Ions vauity' ~
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17
We've Got a Baby.

The following letter, which bears inter-
nal evidence of being bona fde episile,
says an exchange paper, was picked up
in one of our streets few days ago =
Urea, May -, 1859.
Brother and Sister Sebbius-we have
got live baby at our house, little girl
babv-lhat's so. How | wish this might
find YOU in the same situation. You know
/ always wished you well. But our ba-
by is none Of your common babies. She
laughs laud cries. so pretty, you can have
no idea how handsome she is. Ii Is deci-
ded BY the best Of Judges (her mother and
me) that she is the hanGSOmest chlld that
ever lived and everybody says. "what a
pretty child, ho@ much she looks like her
father ;''-chlidren will resemble their
parents. YOU know. | wouldn't take
twenty dollars for her; no sir, no temPta-
ton. Perhaps you think I'm fool.
Who cares-guesS you'd be fool iiyou
had such a baby. | wish your domestic
affairs would come to a crisis, (cry-sls.l }
You must excuse all mistakes, for I'm so
delighted and transported that | expect
there is right smart chance that | may
90 crazy.
Why you can't think how acted tue
day the little stranger came along. Mrs.
Boardman and were the attending physi-
clans, and what she didn't know didn't
either. Felt little considerable scared,
looking for nv hat, two, three several
times, and wondered how far II was 10
Texas. But after the excitement was
over wasn't tickled some. If ii hadn't
been for that white hat of mine coudn
have told which end my head was on.
went up stairs dozen times or less after
my hal-went and looked at the baby
and forgot 1t every time. Sold man
some goods on tick" and charged him'
"to baby sixpense per pound. But
I'm calmer now. think | shall entirely re-
cover. Begin to think that baby amt
such cunning affair after all. l's quite
q night inSiitutiOn. II takes one'halt oil
the bed, and rghs in the middle, and l
have TO sleep all round on The edges
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17
Neurology Of 1859.

This year will be as remarkable as was
1852 for the tecease of great number OF
eminent men. Already in six months we
make the following record Prof. Ohm
sted, astronomer; DR.. Abbott, antiquarian;
Alexander Won Humboldt, philosopher;
Wm. Il. Prescott, historian; DR.. J. NIch.
olas. divine: Or. Abbott, do; Counsellor
Phillips, orator; Joseph Surge. Phban-
ihropi,r; Henry Hallam. historian; Ro'
bert ~ ash, literature: Thomas h. Hsr-
vcy, poer; Dr. Kendall. divine; Mrs. Jane
f.. Locke. poet; Lady Morgan. literature;
Madame Bosin, singer; Chas. Leslie,
painter; Or. Bailey, editor; Prince Met
Iernich. statesman; Sir Jamselsee Jeejeeb-
hey, Fa-, India philsnthropisi; Rufus
Choai. lswyer: Hon. Richard Rush
NeC York Erangeiist.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17
That millionaire Wedding.

A Saratoga corresp spondent OF the Boston
Journal writes:
Miss Bartlett, who is 10 marry the
Cuban Of untold wealth, is at the Con-
gress. She is Of course the observed of
all observers. And the little, small sharp.
faced, dark-visaged old man of 60 who is
to bear away this choice flower, is envled
greatly. The name of the fashionable
bridegroom is NJ Esto de ST. Conso De
Oviedo. This lady is young, elegant and
tall when lie stands upon the second
stair he is on the level wish his intended.
Tie whole party. including the father OF
the lady, Mr.. Bartlett, have left for Lake
George. This arrangement has been a
most happy one for the father. lie has
now an elegant house in Fourteenth street,
and has been told by his intended son-in-
law that for the future he need have no
care. The Rev. d. Taylor, aided by the
accomplished Brown, will do one part OF
the work in Grace Church, and Bishop
Hughes. in the Cathedral, will consum-
mate the work. Ii was said by the late
Horace Mann tha! on one occasion 1t took
fifteen men to draw an inference. 1t takes
both the full force of Protestant and Cath
olic canonicals TO Join this man and wo-
man together
The New York correspondent Of the
Charleston Mercury, who seems to de-
vote much attention to the approaching
rr ptials Of Senor Oyiedo and Miss Bart
| lett, says:
CAT Genin's, where the wedding troatS.
Scav Of Miss Bartlett has been manufac
tured, was shown large chest OF inge'
re, which cost So ,0O0-a superb eollec-
ton of linen cambric, gosSamer linen, Va
lenciennes lace and transparent puthngs.
The peignOir was Of fine White cashmere
exouisitcly embroidered with white silk,
costing $50; and the opera cloak was
the most exquisite thing ever saw, com
posed of white cashmere, and closely en-
broidered in the most beautiful designs
the ground work looking like tiny seed
pearls this is worth $50, and took five
girls six weeks to embroider. Seventy
FIVE dresses are now ready for the fail
brlde elect; nothing can exceed the
princely liberality of the wealthy Cuban
in the superb surroundings of this falE
Danae. a, whose shrine lie pours con
slant shower oG all that gold can furnish
A great many will be disappointed lha
the wedding is TO take place at home in
stead Of the church, as was FIST intended
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17

laugh next morning, and begging the Cot
ouel 10 say nothing about il, took the first
train for the North, the husbands vOwlng
they would never again forget their num-
bers. The story, however, has leaked
out, and we give it TO our readers for what
il is orih.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17
What l want, and what l do not wamt.

would not be a sour old maid,
For all the world would give
Not love nor money could induce
Me such a life 10 live.
| could not be so trim and nice,
And walk so dignIied ;
| could not laugh and smile by rule,
Not even if | tried.
I want to he a romping girl,
As fall of life and mirth
AS fairy fawn tha; skIps along
This lovely, verdan' earth.
Iwant to climb the highest peak
Upon the mountains brow,
And drink the notes of melody,
That echo from below.
want to skim the oceans crest,
Upon the sea.guIl's wing,
And hear the swelling melody
The rolling pillows sing.
| want to roam the prairies wide,
For flowers Of every hue.
And drink the honey FROM their cups,
Distilled by morning dew.
want TO chase the antelope
Ger mountain, hill and plain,
Upon wild and fiery sleed,
That never knew a ren,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17

We believe, says an exchange, in old
fashioned glrls We never could admire
a wasp waist or sickly face. There
are two sly les Of beauty which we rannot
appreciate. One is the fragile, pale faced
hvsleriral girl, who eats chalk, drinks vim
egar and poulJices her hands and the 9TH
er Is the gross, red faced. plethoric crea-
lure who drinks beer and talks vulgar,
and who, to use a Iutrhmsn's smile, re-
resembles ga fejder bed nit string tied
round ter middle"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17
@ AND &ULOa,

For my part Mrs. Cavendish, when
90 out, don't want, above all things, 10
be bothered with man." "Weli | am
pretty much Of the same mind, Mrs. Rat
tie; but after all, In getting into small
stores, the omnibus, or pew. must say
it Is quite handy to have man behind 10
push in the hoops ~
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17

Can'trol over and kick as | used to
might wake up tie baby. And if | just
happen to roll on to the little thing in the
night, then there's a fuss, for my wife
would make a great ado if should kill
that baby. She sleeps with one eye open.
I'll tell YOU about how get along az
nights The other night went to bed
as usual, got into a snooze, when my wife
called, John John there's a mouse
in MY 6aud-boX, and it will ruin my bon
net" Wei. | roll of the bed rail and
make wake for the handbook. Mouse
takes the hint AMI leaves, and balance
myself on The bed rail again. 60 TO sleep,
and dream Of the oil song which says,
."blyss me, this is pleasant,' riding on a
rail " But soon am awakened by my
wife (watchful cTeature) caling "John
guess that mouse is in the lower bureau
drawer. where all the baby's things are. "
SO up get once more and make plunge
for the bureau, and mouse leaves as usual,
while |, like The old Quaker, wish for
some prolane person 10 d-n that mouse.
Well get on the rail once more and
dream Of sending an order TO Chicago loI
mouse traps. Well | dream away while
till am once more awakened by the old
familiar call, "John! John the baby
wants tending to-" But I must keep still
and stand it all for the dear little baby
mothers little precious lamb.
Good bye; yours as much as possible
DIGHYON.
p. S. Our baby's name is Fanny
Louisa.
n. 3. Don't forget the baby's name
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17
Waiting for a Shave.


Getting shaved is one Of the annoyances
of the pantaloon sex. = freshly shaven
face is exceedingly pleasant, 10 be sure,
and man never feels better than when
lust ushered from a barber's shop with
renovated head. The annoyance does
not consist in the act OF being shaved, in
The daub Of lalher over the nose and
mouth, IN the scrapings Of the razor, nor
active manipulalions of the barber. The
trouble is in the delay. This is especial
~ the case on Saturday nights, when in
~ ost barber.shops one must wait at least
half an hour, before his rough face can
feel the touch of the baTber's keen and
shining instrument. While crowds are
thus waiting their turns, amusing incidents
often transpire. First come, first serv-
ed" the invariabe rule, aud every one
must wait his turn, no matter how urgeni
his case. Not long ago an easy-go-along
auclioneer, who did not care whether ne
is shaved before or after dinner, found
himself in crowd OF impatient patrons OF
the barber shop he was IN. Combining
speculation with amusement, the auction
eer offered 10 dispose of his "lurn" al
auction to the highest bidder. There
was an instantaneous response, so he
mounted a chair, and auctioneered as fol-
lows:
"Genlemsn. my turns next. John is
now soa ping the head Of that gentleman.
and as soon as he's through the chair Is
niue. Several of you are in hurry and
am not. Fm ready TO do one of you
good Office by selling my turn. l knock
down to the highest bidder, so pitch in.
Who bids, and what's bid g
"Three cents" sang out merchant
from the post Office.
"Three il is-who advances g
Five" responded three or four.
"Five is offered by a dozen. Who
goes higher Be quick, gentle men, for
time is short"
Ten shouted livery stable keeper.
Twelve" shouted the Landlord of a
restaurant.
Fifteen" merchant who bad not re-
ceived his letters.
Fifteen for the first shave fit-tll-h!-hi'
Going a, fifteen. gentlemen, and the time
nearly up, and going, going 60
"Eighleen,." bid the stable keeper
Twenty" the saloon keeper.
"Twen,y five" the merchant -
The barber was just then topping Oh
the customer in the chair, and but mo-
ment more was to spare.
Il go ,kuiy,' responded The s'aOie
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17
Forty" shouted the merchant.

man.
Forty" shouted the merchant.
"Fige to that" excitedly exclaimed he
saloon-keeper, land I'll have It If II costs
me day 5 receipts"
SOL fifty - promptly responded
the stable keeper, more excited shon tie
rival bidder.
The two merchants withdrew from the
contest; and the auctioneer proceeded in
a strictly business manner to urge on the
remaining bidders. He used all !he cum
ming and ingenuity Of man of the ham
mcr. The two bidders became much eX-
cited and bid agaius each other rapidly.
The stable man bid 81 05, when the bar.
ber shoured-
"Next-who next ?"
"Gong, going" was the response o!
the auctioneer. Going, going and -
Zone ten" shouted HE saloon keeper,
"Just in time, and going al one ten
"One fneen." said the stable keeper.
"And gone at one dollar and fifteen y
closed the auctioneer.
A heavy shout of laughter arose from
tie crowd in the barber shop, all Of whom
had become more or less interested in the
rival bidding for the first shave. The
slable-kpeper promptly paid over the dol
lar and fifteen cents to the aucuoneer re
marking as he did So
"IFs dear shave, gentlemen, but
would have gone double that much rathe
thau he beat"
"Pluck; call again next week." wa
the response oC the aucnoneer,as he pock
eled the clear receipts. Lighting a cigar
and spreading himself out OH two chairs
he lazIly awaited his deferred turn for
shave.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17

Call lady a chicken and ten to one
she is angry with YOU. Tell her she is
no chicken and twenty 10 one she is
more angry still.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17
Brilliant wedding ct L. s. Minister
NaSon'S Residence.

On Tuesday morning, the 9th instant,
al eleven 0 clock says letter from Paris,
lhe marriage ofNIiss Mary Mason, daugh-
ter Of the Minister Of the United States,
and Mr. Archer Anderson, of Virginia,
was solempized, al the residence OF The
brides father, in the Rue Beaujon.
The beautiful and impressive ceremony
of the Protestant Episcopal Church was
performed by the Rector Of the Blush
Embassy, of whose congregation Judge
Mason's family have been members since
their residence IN Paris. The Rev. ME.
Lamson, Rector Of the American Erisco-
cal Church here, was witness to the
marriage together with few ladies' and
gentlemen friends of our Minister'S !aml-
|lv. The wedding was quiet, uEos'en-
talious affair, characterized throughout by
the utmost simplicity and good taste.
The company was, believe, exclusively
American, and among those present were
Mrs. Gen. Winfield Scott, Mrs. Commo-
dore Stewart, Hon. Mr.. Eusls and bride,
Ilare Miss COrc0ran Mrs. J. Ridgeway,
Mrs. Riggs, of v ashinglon Col. CH'-
tendon, of Kentucky, Lieut.. PegEsm, OF
Virginia Lieut.. kellon, Pa; DR.. SPen-
Ger, United States Consul at Paris Mes
srs. Calhoun and Wilber, Secretaries OF
the United States Legation and several
others. whose names did not learn. |
mention these as forming pant OF bril-
Liant and distinguished company. Ihe
bridesmaid was Miss Sarah Mason, SIS
ter of the bride tie grOOmsman was Mr..
Powhatan Clark, Of Va. The loilcues OF
all the ladies' who assisted we're remarka'
bIy tasteful and beautiful such dresses as
are only 10 be seen at Wedding IN Paris,
the centre Of all that is refined, chaste and
elegant in woman's attire. | regret ex-
ceedingly that have not the aid OF .
lady's pen 10 describe to your fair readers
some Of these toileues. | should, doubt
less, make numberless mistakes were | to
attempt so difficult task unalded, and
consequently content myself with men
tioning that the lovely bride herself wore
white muslin dress, with seven
nOunces, euSeu WlHi dIeHIleH"'9 ia1''
each nounce trimmed with an enur-deux
and edge VaIenciennes. Her vail was
white tulle, falling to the feet, material
which has taken the place ofIace on these
occasions. Her head was enclrcIed by a
wreath of orange blossoms, and she wore,
at the ceinture bouquet Of the same flow
ers. which is the mode at Paris morning
weddings, as contra.distinguished from
flowers worn on The bosom, when the
ceremony occurs in the evening. The
entire costume was simple, tasteful and
elegant. The Misses Mason were also
dressed in white, as indeed we're nearly
all the ladies' present. Immediately aile'
the ceremony, the newly welded pair
+ left Paris on bridal Srp to Switzerland
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17

YOU can surely reason yours It out of
csuseless, senseless dependency. Grat-
i,ude to Hin Who has done 50 mnch to
make yon happy here and to render you
supTemeIy happy hereafter, demands that
YOU be cheerful. Possibly you are an in
valid dyspeprc, perhaps. What Of
that? Is the mind the body's slave +!
Have not martyrs sung at the stake and
on the scaGod ? Ii may be that the
world goes against you, as the saying is.
Wrestle with il bravely, then. Do not
cover and sniviI and despair. Rcmem-
ber, God made you man. Do not dis
grace the image of "our Maker"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17

A bachelor friend says he dislikes
young married couples, "because they arc
20 ant 20 give themselves heirs"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1859-09-17

Il don't think, husband, that you are
very smarl." No, indeed, wife. but
everybody knows am awfUlly shreIred." "