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Nebraska advertiser., 1859-07-14
That Great Remedy,
80 LONG SOERMT.

rs Found at Lagts
This remedy. claimed by the medical profession and
The multiplied thousands that have used it and tested
its wonderful curative properties, to be the greatest
discovery 10 medical science, and natures own remedy,
is the resuk Of years of toll and study, by one Of OhiO's
favorite PHYSICIANS, in order to produces something that
would meetthe wishes of suffering humanity, and thou
sands from the princely palace and humblest cottage
can testify to the immediate relief found BY its use.
For wantOf space we only offer a few Of the many evil
dences in ii favor.
MOLIxE, Ill, Feb. 19, 1857.
MESSRS. s.. Z. MANN x Cove ind your Ague
balsam sRpetiOr TO any remedy in our market for the
permanent cure Of all malariOus diseases. We cheer
fully recomIaen it as worthy that great name 1t has
Very IuIy Yours, RICHARDS & THOMAS.
To the sufferers from ChiIIs, Fever and Ague, I cheer
fully submit the following: Having observed closely
the effects Of DR.. Mann's Ague Balsam 10 this vicinity
for the past three years, / am well pleased with its re-
medal virtues as an antidote to malaria. l have fre-
QuentIy usedit in my practice, and with entire salts
faction. From my intimate knOwledgeof this compound
1 eoommend it as safe, promt and eficient
Gallon, Ohio, April Isl, 1858.
BLUFToN, Ind. May II, 1858.
MESSRS. S.K ANN & C0.-Having sold your Bal
sam for the last three years to scores OF persons in this
vicinity, and closely observing its effects, we do not
hesitate in saying, we believe it the best remedy ever
6OlQln lnQlana, and VIII cu6CJudliyC cure CntlIb IeNeI anu
will e~nectuaIly cure chills, fever and ague without fail.
Truly Yours PULLMAN KEARNS, Drug'ts.
LoGANsPoRr, Ind, Sep. 10, 1856.
DR.. MANN-Pfease send me one half gross more Of
your Ague Balsam Immediately. 1t is in great demand,
and may be truly styled the King Of Fever and Ague.
J. LYLE.
ST. LOUIS, March 1st, 1868.
MESSRS. SIX MANN & Cove have sold q large
amount Of your Ague Balsam the past three years, and
find that where introduced and sold It has no equal in
the history Of ague remedies, and from all parts Of the
west we hear the same cheering news-it never fails
to cure its patient-and is looked upon in this country
as the best medicicine for chills, fever and ague ever
in our market. o. J. WOO & CO..
S. X. MANN & CO., Proprietors, Gal
ion Ohio. Sold by ]. H. MAUN& Co.
no37 Brownville, N. T.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-07-14
THE
GREAT WONDER
OF THE NINETEENTH GENTRY
Professor Woods
HAIR r

- @SGO NAgA4 Lie
Says the st. Louis, Democrat: Below, we publish a
letter to DR.. Wood, Of this city, from a gentleman in
Maine, which speaks glOwingly of the superior merits Of
bis hair tonic. Such evidence must have its effect,
when coming from a reliable source. If certificates are
guarantees of truth, the DR.. needs no -encOmiums, nor
useless pufery from the press:
BATH, MAINE, Jan 20, 1853.
Prot. D.. j. Wood, Dc Co.
GENTLEMEN: Having my attention called a few
months since to the highly beneficial effects Of your hair
restorative, 1 was induced { make application Of it upon
my own hair, which had become quite gray, probably
one-third white; my whiskers were Of the same charac-
ter. Some three months since I procured a bottle Of
hair restorative, and used it. I sson found it was prov
ing what 1 had wished. fused it about twice a week. I
have since procured another bottle, Of watch ] have used
some. can now certify to the world that the gray or
white hair has totally disappeared, both on my head and
GAGE, and my hair has resumed its original color, and 1
am now sixty years old. my good wife at the age OF hf-
ty-twO, has used it with the same effect.
The above notice l deem due to you for your valuable
discovery. lam assured that whoever will rightly use
as per directions, will not have occasion TO contradict nv
statements. / am a citizen OF this city and a resident
here for the last fifteen years, and am known to nearly
every one here and adjoining towns. Any use you NAV
make OF the above, with my name attached, is at your
service, as I wish to preserve the beauties q nature In
others as we'll as myself. 1 am, truly yours,
A. G.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-07-14
BETTER THAN GOLD
To Druggists and Physicians.
-rFrnm the n. Y. Times. IA

From the N. Y. Times, 49,
h Enthusiastically more than twenty ladies
visited DR.. Galutia B.Smith, at the Troy House
some coming FIVE to ten miles, suffering from Asthma
Nervous Pains, Rheumatism and general derange-
ments. The Electric Oil" is already manifesting
tranquilizing and curative powers upon the afflicted
of Troy and vicinity. Call early.
WILL 1T STRIKE N?--Yes, a pimple, an incipient
gathering which for a time appears on the surface
and by a trifing change in the absorbents is taken
up and carried out though the circulation "~striAes
in"
Just SO does this (genuine) Oil act on the Gbsor-
bents of the human being.
sB-IT CURES, it is MILD, it does NO HARM
It CAN DO NO HARM.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-07-14

The undersigned, Rev. J. &, Bragg, is a minister in
in regular standing, and pastor Of the Orthodox Church
at BrOOkfeld, Mass. He is a gentleman Of great inhu-
ence and universally beloved. WA DYER.
BRoOFIELD, January u, 1858.
Professor WOOd-Dear Sir: Having made trial OF your
Hair Restorative, it gives me pleasure to say, that its
effect has been excellent in removing inflammation,
dandruh and a constant tendency 70 itching with which I
have been troubled from my childhood; and has also re-
stored my hair, which was becoming gray, to its original
color. have used no other article with anything like
pleasure or or profit.
Yours truly, J. BRAGG
The Restorative is put UP in bottles Of three sizes.
VIZ: large, medium and small the small ones hold a
half pint each. and retails for one dollar per bottle: the
medium holds at least twenty per cent morein propor-
ton than the small, retails fOrtwo dollars a bottle; the
large holds a quart forty per cent more in proportion,
and retails for three dollars a bottle.
o. ]. WOOD & Co. Proprretors. $40 Broadway. New
York, liu the great New Yorh Wire Railing establish
ment, and1I4 Market St., st, Louis No.
Soldby J. H MAUN & Co, Brownsville. MT.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-07-14
Cash for Corn,

Twill pay Cash for Corn delivered at BrowuviIIe M
other good shipping points Onthe Missouri. River
G. II. G
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-07-14
J. B. JENNINGS. J. B. CHLDs.
j, 3. JENNINGS & CO.
EXCLUSIVELY
Wholesale Grocers.
n
COMMISSION MERCHANTS.

COT. mo IND Frances SITS, 81. joseph. No
HAVE just received by late arrival, at much be-
low the regular rates of freight, q heavy stock Of
groceries,, which haVing been purchased at extreme
y low prices, viii be sold unusually cheap for cash.
our stock.
80 hhds new crop Sugar, fair to prime, atreduced
prices
1000 sacks G 4 and KanaWa salt
go bis s~uPerfne3 extra and extra fine Flour
600 sacks 90 g g
20 tierces new Rice
400 hf and or boxes Star Candles
100 boxes family Soap
500 boxes Rio Coffee, good fair to prime
90 bis crushed and powdered Sugar
zOO bis and hf bis butter, soda, sugar and wine
Crackers
400 kegs assorted Nails
$50 cOilsmannilla rope, from q to TX inches
IS boxes pearl Starch 2
so boxes 8X10 aud 10XI2 Glass
500 dOz SXl0 and II and 12XIA window sash
loo sacks new dried Apples
100 boxes imperial, gunpowder, young hyson and
black Tea
$50 boxes asserted and fancy Candy
80 boxes sugar Toys and Gum drops
100 whole and hf drum Figs
90 boxes layer Raisens
zoo boxes Glasgow and Virginia Tobacco
10O,00 Segars, various brands
100 boxes, and p bis Smoking Tobacco
500 dozen Fields celebrated Oysters
$50 boxes w r, Pr and E D Cheese
wooden ware in every variety: Cotton batting.
candle wick, wrapping yarn, hemp tWine, white fish
tOtomac herring, fresh Goshen butter. cranberries.
orange, fresh and preserved fruits, jeIlies, pickles.
Holsters, pepper sauce, eatsups, pepper, a~llspiee, gin
ger, euTants, prunes, Vermaeilli. macaroni, nuts Of
all kinds, etc etc.
Hides, peltries, beesWax and all other binds
OF produce taken in exchange for goods by
Jan,y 20 1859 3OyIy
Nevada national., 1859-07-16
6 BE- ltta0a i stianal
GEORGE D. ROBERTS EnIToK.
GRASS VALLEY, SULY rs. 1859.

At The Democratic Primary ele,tions on
last Saturday, the following gcnileinen so
far az we have asscr,ained. were selected as
delegates to the County ConF eation.t to meet
in Nevada to'diy
.NteaGa.-Wm. F. Anderson. Harvey
Mills, l.. Samuels, David Carly James
Handley. A. Casenayou, Theodore Miller,
John Webher, Vim. Montgomery, Wm. Reed
VIM. c. Asher.
Grass TGiiey-vm. Watt, wm. Lout.
zcnhcisei. Id. Mas'in. j. r. Push, Frank
Humsion. Henry Thomas. S. d Leayitt Con
Rely. c. Knight, Samuel Hodge, David
Dryden, David Fitzgerald, Niles Doran
Hoy. S. Sullivan. Jcha. Doran
Rough & Rsady-D,. Davis, Winner
Peter Schendan Pat Mupday. Il. Scnarden,
-Dayenport.
Bridgcpoy:.-JoAn Dzon, a Il. Adkins
w.a Mel sai;;..5;i. J, =. GaiA. l.. ?, Wia-
han. Thomas Filzsimmols, c. L. Fisher.
/ B'5omfeid.-J. Ii. Michel, J. 3. Henry
I. Dick, w. Sharlyand. o. Marlow.
Eurefa.-J Cregan, Robt. IcCarro, s. G
Post John Hayes, Capt, Harris. J. MOuogue
4. Merrymaa, Michael Winegardcn. J. L
Couger, John Henry, s: Moore L. Mitchell
p. Mcdonald, VIM. Borrlm, Vim. Greer.
U'aSbington.-D Steinmitz. p. Martin,
6. Lansing, W. W. Wixopl, --McElroy
Little T0rk-M r Mcguire. Jas Gardner
Miller. s. D. Willis, Ed, Carne, Z.
Burks,-Cohen, -Timmons, JOS Chew.
Nevada national., 1859-07-16

A desperate af'ray occurred on Monday
night about ten o'clock on the Iilinoistown
road, about hall nile above Auburn, be-
tween two OF the SheriG's deputies Johnson
Crelcher' and George Martin, Collector Of
foreign miners license OF Placer County. on
the one side. and the notorious Rattle
snake Dick" q hiGhwsyman, aud another
not known, but supposed TO be q deEperado
generally known by tie aarc Of Dan, 90 the
other, in which George Martin was shot
dead ard Johnson and Gretchen both received
slight wounds Rattlesnake Dick was
rull dad the mex. mo.ning near were
the fight occurred. His companiu succeed,
Cd IL making his escape.
Nevada national., 1859-07-16

ENGLISH IDEA or AMERICAN MrITIA.-
Under date OF May l4th, the London 7Unes
contains half column, informing its readers
that England is about to organize u volun-
teer militia, on the American PLAN and ey-
cry John Bull is expected TO bit bull's eye
at fve.hundsei yards distance with loaded
rife in bis hands. Tbs Thunderer" thikE
our enrolled militia numbers over, two mil
lion, and that every man ia dead shoi.
We won't quarrel with him; he q welcoG 70
keep on thinking 20.
Nevada national., 1859-07-16
The san e -irirI Cola r.ne,.

There are aoous t~v hundred and fly
men at this time engaged ia mining. and in
preparing races and slnices. The greater
part Of those are employed in washing dirt
from the hillside. II is estimated that
those now at work are getting from four TO
eigh; dollars per day. We have seen some
samples Of the gold, which is clean and coarse
There are a number Of Mexicgns at work
there, who carry the dir, to TIE river. and
wash it in a bow, tJGical We are credilly
informed that ons OF those men obtained
nineteen dollars worth OF gold from dirt
which he carried to tho river in fifty
pound sack. The men engaged are salts.
fed. and are llboring with full confidence in
a liberal remancralion.-Los Angles Vine.
yard.
Nevada national., 1859-07-16
nuccr.r.

" Success is great Institution" said
irirad 10 "a one day. We Ike the saying
1t ia worthy to be placed among the pro-
verbs Of the land
Yes, "srccess j. a great Institution"
isslWays command, our respect. 1: does
this in spite Of our suspicion that !. has been
more lhs result Of good luck than Of good
management. Around the uan Of snccess-
iGl enterprise friends always cluster, be-
cause be insures confidence with the very
fact Of his preEious successes. His G.lese-
dents are good a. We say.
The first and chief element OF succets is
decision Of character. Without this, and
the kindred traits. that are ai~avs found in
its company, such as resolution. courage and
hope, there ia little chance ofsuceess Ni,h
it there is 10 such word as fa! and SC ldom
any such thing as failure. 10 such spiri,
even difficulties afford stimulus, al dang
ers spur. for a rcsolute mind. it has .orcibly
been said. oBnipaienf.
Here we sec trly 4" "success is q great n
stitut.on." I, is 50 because only greas
qualities eau insure i. Aud hence tie sue
cesslu. naa is always respected.
Nevada national., 1859-07-16

A BIO lTEN roR THE NioGER-STEALERs-
The Macon Express, published in Georgia,
says OF Mr.. Secretary Cobb's negro slaves:
"We have been informed hy our worthy
Mayor, o. G.. Sparks. Esq.o the firm OF
Hardeman a Sparks. OF this city. that he has
sold the crop Of cotton beloging 10 the ne
groes OF Col John d. Lamar and Hon Howell
Cobb. to Mr.. James Rea FOR s39cs 6l.-
This is all clear money 10 them. We are
likewise informed that the same negroes sell
sugar cane. syrup, chickens and eggs. which
amount to Ri least one half as much lncre.'
Tould't such awIully distressed, down.
trodden, scourged, and liber:y.d.privsd sons
Of Africa as these be good grab for Cheese
dom Underground Railroad coudue.crs!-
Ana wbaia luxury, after the poor. nnfortun-
ate sahles were ticketed through to Canada
with the spread-eagle privilege, as Dan
Rice's gong goes. 10
Root hog. or die,r
10 contrast the liberty OF starving to death In
an inhospithble climate, vh,rs no one cares
for them and they care for nobody, with the
old home privilege ofs cotton crop Of their
own, SO. .9C9, ard sugar cane sirup, chickens
and eggs" thrown into ct least one-hGlf
as much more" Oh. isn't il mons,rous how
these Southern darkies are treated!
Nevada national., 1859-07-16

THs MsEcEYARr PhTEIoT.-We havo been
Informed many times within tho last four
weeks ;ha; z. y. Baker" Colonel Baker"
Republican .Leeompion candidate for
Congress hired himself out i1r the sum OF
one thousand dollars to deliver an grafton
in La Porte on the Fourth Of July. The
line OF known instances Of uaspeakabla
meannoss has extended down from the act
OF stealing the coppcrs OF dead niggcr's
eyes, but the point upon which the lower
end is fastened was not discernible until E.
D. Baker had to produce Fourth Of July
Grafton in consideration OF the payment OF
$1,000. Glorious patriot he who would sell
his words commemorative OF the creation OF
free peoples nationality Love Of coun--
try admiration for the deeds Of the venerated
dead and esteem for all that which is good
aal true amorg the living, teach us to des-
pise the hireling whom We have named
Sierra Citizen.
Nevada national., 1859-07-16

THE CoTTES QUEsTioS.-A well known
politician Of Mississippi. in q recent speech
before the sovereiEns, said " Your wooden
goods are nearly all cotton, your linen shirts
are now made of cotton, AID yogr silk hats
are nearly three-thirds cotson.'
Nevada national., 1859-07-16

Stockton. says the Mariposa Gazette has
about $50 wndmills. and accordingly, Is
dubbed the windmill city These mills
cost in the average $500 each Yearly re-
pairs are usually SIS, AS consequence.
the city is euvironed with heaut.ful gai deus
which any and all are enabled to have by the
erection Of windmill.
Nevada national., 1859-07-16

Rev. Daniel Downey, the Catholic Clergy
man who had undergone several trials, at
Stauntoa, Va, for the murder of William.
Wallis, has at length been fully acquitted
He has been in jail nearly two !esrs and is
suspended from the ministry. The verdict
Of the jury is generally believed TO be Just
Nevada national., 1859-07-16

A French FANCY -Providenec has 30 Or
dained it that only two women have trus
intsrest in she happiness OF nan-his owa
mother, and the mother OF bis children.
Besides these two legitimate kinds oflove.
there is nothing between the two creatures
s1eep, vain excitement. painful and idle
delgsion.
Nevada national., 1859-07-16

sss- At last accounts, Gen. Twiggs was
lying dangerously i'll ct San Antonio Texas
lie was not expected to recover. His phy'i'
clans had abandoned all hope, and he bad
made his will and given diree.isns IS 'se eis
unersl.
Nevada national., 1859-07-16

The San Francisco Herald. says that on
Sunday night last. Mr. Wn Shear. prnpris-
tor Of the Nightingale, a; the Mission, found
a female infant, about two weeks old. on tho
steps Of his hoase, The child having been
abandoned BY its natural protectors. The
following letter was pinned to ils dress:'
3" This dear infant bas got neither father
nor mother. The dear little ophan hope
she Will be taken 10 the Asylum. hope
this good hearted lady will get somebody to
adopt. it
Nevada national., 1859-07-16

LARGE PIorREs--The rational debt OF
Great Britain is upwards Of ssoo, ,ooo, 900 !
the personal property OF the kingdom Is es-
timased Al $4,000. 900. 900, and the Incoms
ofthis country Ia between ssss. .ooo, 600 sas
eGoo, ,ooe. 900.
Nevada national., 1859-07-16
''Root hog. or die.r

A powerful English writer says. IA the
course Of an editorial II would be more
strange than probable Il 81. Helena received
another Napoleon, the pest OF Europe, to Its
rock bosom, before the world is much Cider
Nevada national., 1859-07-16

~ When we see pretty females foot.
We naturally conclude ,ba. 10 belongs to 9
beautiful! woman;oD tie principle thai, +" all
is we'll that ends we'll.
Nevada national., 1859-07-16

INroETANT TO FOREIGN BoES CITIZENS
The following letter from the Secretary Of
State to naturalized citizens OF TENNESSEE is
Of Importance 20 naiuralized citizens who
may wish to visit Europe.
Nevada national., 1859-07-16
Il U r. e RS
@AM&NN WAMEo
AND
FoREsT WINE BITTERs

TURNER'S FOREST WINE BIrrERS are cure for
L Fever and Ague, flatuleney, Dyspepsia, Costive-
ness, or Heaviness General Debility. Nausea. Head
ache lrregulafity Of the Digestive Organs Nervous
Prostiation, Neuralgia. Rheumatic Affections, and
most OF the ills that flesh is heir TO. They will be
found not onlY cURAryK, but also the best rREvES
TkuyE ever introduced in California.
To- These BirrERS, manufactured from the
choicest medical roots, barks and herbs by Turner
Brothers. are WARRANTED to be the best now in
on the Pacific Coast, and be teken with perfect
safety by persons Of all ages and conditions.
e. TURNER BROTHERS, Manufacturer Of every
description OF Syrups, Cordals Bitters &c at N
York, Buffalo n. Y. and san Francisco. Cal
GINGER WINE
CAUTION TO THE PUBIIc.-The rhputstion awar.
ded to TURNER'S GINGER WINE, and the uneq ualed
popularity II has received, has been the means Of
putin into the market many spurious articles
az Bslrdre q these base coaneJeits We caution all
consumers OF GINGER WINE to examine the Ia bel
as none is genuine save such as have portraits
in circle on steel plate, surrounded BY the nscr-
iptinn- TURNER'S GINGER WINE, prepared BY
TURNER BROTH RS, New York, BuffAls n. Y. and
San Francisco, California.
A. Mandatory and sAissroon In San Fran
sisso Ger. Dros4wsy and Front Street $50
Nevada national., 1859-07-16

ss-The Prizes consist Of ENTIRELY NEW AND
FASHIONABLE GOODS. and are Of most choice and
desirable stock ever offered in Grass Valley.
The prizes will be distributed TO ticket holders
having the arst numbers drawn from ONE up TO
TWO HUNDRED inclusive. To give all an op-
por,unity to obtain valuable prize the tickets
have been put at the low price Of 81 each. The
holder Of ticket will be admitted 10 the entertain
ment and be entitled 10 chance in the distribution
ofthe prizes.
Nevada national., 1859-07-16
Department. Of State,
Washington. May II. 1859.

Washington, May II, ica9.
To Mr. Felix LeClerc, Memphis. Tenr.
Sir--Your letter Of the 18th inst. has
been received. In reply have to state that
il is understood that The French Govern
ment claims military service from all natives
OF France who may be found within iis juris
dieiion. Your naturalization in this coGn-
try will not exempt you from that claim Il
you should voluntarily repair thitter.
l am your obsdier. servant.
LEWIS CASS.
Nevada national., 1859-07-16
Political Speaking

MILTON s. LATHAM, Democratic Nominee for
Governor, an JOHN G. BrRCH candidate for Con
grcs'. will address the psople OF California at th'
ollo,y .ng places.
Nevada national., 1859-07-16

Mrs. Shear took Ia the little Innocent. and
ha, expressed her in,cntiOn to adopt II 80
her oUn
Nevada national., 1859-07-16
S1OO,OOO!!!

IVANTED, in Gold Dust. weekly, slco ,oso, for
w which the highest price will be psid-Gold
Dust seat the Mint without charge, except for TX
pressare. Advances made az all times on dust sent
to the Alnt have also Melting Furnaces, and will
melt rold into bars FOR parties desiring It,
DRAFTS On TIE ATLANTIC STATES,
ROTHcHCHII.DS' DRAFTS on EUROPE.
CHECKS at lar on SACRAMENTO SAN FRANCISCO
specia! aud General Deposites received usual.
Collections and Banking business promptly attend.
ed to.
\ residence Of eight years in Grass Valley trust
has made me sufficiently well known. not TO need
further snlar argesnent.UiiesA at the Old Stand, one
door below the Exchange.
A. DELAN0.
Grass Valley, January IL, 1850. 25.u
Nevada national., 1859-07-16
NOTICE.

THE undersigned maze this Gay formed a Law &c
i partneEshiy under the firm and style OF Dibel'
L Lansing
Sent Is 1855
Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1859-05-21
~ II III q 7 D il s :

A MAN VINO DIDSr READ THE PAPERs-
! Mrs. FUBBs AND MR. FUBBs--CoRRECr
Views OF THE Former. -'Fubbs, | wont tc
talk 10 You a while, and ] want you to listen
while | do it. You want TO so TO sleep, but
| don't am not one OF the sleepy kind. Its
good thing for you, Mr. Fubbs, that you
have wife who impartS Information by lee.
lures, else you weuio he perfect lgnoramus.
Not thing about the house 10 read, except
a little Bible that the Christian Association
gave you, and a tract which that fellow called
Porter, left one day, entitled Light to the
Heatbeu." Its well be left it, for you're
heaLbeu, Fubbs you may feel thankful you
amt Mormon! Yes, i understand that
insnuatioD, too, you profane wretch You
mean you're glad you haven't but one wife
| Y ou never would know that there was Nor
mon, Mr.. Fubbs if hadn't told you. cause
you're too stlngy 10 take paper? Now.
! tubbs, | declare your hame ought TO be Flbs
you tell so many OF emit only last week !
! lost dollar and a half on butter | sold to a
| pedlar, because | didn't know the market
price. This would have paid for the paper
the whole year. A then you are so igno-
nant, Fubbs. Don't you recollect when you
took the gun and walked down to the big
marsh bunting because some one said that
the Turkeys were marching into Rushes
/ Nn
Didn't kill any, did you 1t was bad day I
for turkeys, wasn't it, Fubbs Hs Ha Ha /"
PUTTING IT on Thick Barney Dunn wasI
cute and cunning as fox. He came into tha
Office of my friend, Mr.. II who was in tLa
habit of giving Barney half-dollar or quar-
ter when he came TO see him. Mr.. II. had 4
ton of coal left at his Office door, and be AL!
ed Barney would he put it in the coal.box
Barney said, Yes yer honor" and went D
work.
The coal was all in, when Mr. II. sail
"Barney, how much do | owe you for putttg
in this coal"
"Divil a cint at oil, yer homer"
"Oh, nonsense. Barney j don't want me1
to work for me for nothing" said Mr.. H., $50
tell me at once how mnch will pay you"
"oeb, then, Mr.. Mr., H." quoth Barney,
"is it me that I'd be after ehargln' yer honor
for such a trife be gorrah, wouldn't take
a cinI for it,"
Now, Barney if you don't say at once how
much owe you for putting in that tor of
COAL you need not come into this Office again.
So, row you have your choice. Let me know
now much, and let me pay you"
"Och, thin, yer honor, sooner than yed get
angry about it, ye can sag tUelve sAilfngs,
ger honOr.'
Mr.. IL gave him the money, and also the
information that when he wanted Barney to
do anything again he wosld make bargain
with him beforehand.
BY Steamboat Explosion on a Western
river, passenger was thrown uuhurt into the
water, and at once struck out Justify for the
shore, tlhwing like porpoise the while. He
reached the bank almost exhausted, and was
caught by by.stander and drawn out pan
ting.
"Well, old fellow" ssid his friend, "had Q
hard time. sh 2"
"Ye-yes, pre-pretty hard. considerin'.--.
Wasn't dom il for myself. Though, was work
in for one O. them insurance Offices in New
York. Got policy on my lifs, and wanted
10 savs iaer, ! didn't care"