The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1859-05-20

"HNH"N"
A MODEL VERDIcT.--Out In Calhoun
county, ILL.,, body with the head sever
ed from the trunk was found recently
A coroner's jury was empaneled, and rem
dcred the following verdict: iaq 3aI
"KERENER's VERDIoK. Wee, the JIM
rors, fnde the deseezed cum TO his deth
by the Hands Of sum Purson tinnon with
weeping NAMED AK" Nni
A woman of fashion, who is employed
in remarks upon the weather,who observes
from morning TO noon that Il is likely torain
and from noon 20 night that il spits, that
il mizzles, that il is set in for wet even
ing, and being incapable Of any other dis
course Is as insipid a companion, and just
as pedantic as he who quotes Aristotle
over his tea, or talks Greek at card ta-
bic.
Lewis Early, the negro who was kid.
mapped from Ross county, and TO whom
was given the moekery Of trial, under
the fugitive slave law, at Cincinnati, has
been sold and sent south. The rest of
his days must be spent in the cotton fields
Of our gloriously free country.
Were a man not to marry a second time
Il might be concluded that his first wife
had given him disgust % marriage; but,
by taking a second wife, he pays the high
est compliment 70 the first, by showing
that she made him SO happy as married
man, that be wishes to be SO second
time.
Selden says, 'Methinhs TO kiss ladies'
hands, after their lips, as some do, is like
little boys, who, after they eat the apple,
fall to the pairing, out Of love they kateto
the APPLE -
Why is President Buchanan like ex-
Speaker Banksl
Do you give II up!
Because he was willing 10 'let the UH-
iOH slide,' ra -
ana, is ahnty got bees 10 her mouth"
"Noi why do you ask such a questipnl''-
"Cause, that leetle man with a cap o. hair
on his face cotch'd hold Of her, and said
he was going to take the honey from her
lipsi and she said, Well, hake hastei'
The individual who tried to clear bis
conscience with an egg, is now endeavor-
ing to false his spirits with yeast. ifhe
fails in this il is his deliberate Intention
20 blow out his brains with pair Of bsl-
lows and sink calmly into the arms of
young lady. - rf
A wife full Of truth, innocence, and love
| is the prcttiest flower man can wear
lnext his heart. The balm Of a thousand
such flowers would be cure for all dis
eases. The author Of the above y now
on his way TO join the MormQns 10 Utah,
Conc-eve said he knew a lady who low
cd TO talk so inccssantly, she could not
give an echo fair play. She had that ever
lasting rotation Of tongue that an echo
must wait till she was dead before it cGuid
catch her last words,
An old lady taking letter to a friend
and requestng her 10 reod it, said, ~ cpn't
read lining hand" The neighbor Fead
few lines, and then stopped a momGnl,
as the writing was somewhat illegibie.--.
I"Ahv said the lady, il must be from my
son Tom--he always suffered"
A fair anecdote is told in the Press Cf
Governor Sewurd. During the recent
session Of the Methodist Conference, al
Auburn, an elder noticed the devo1f ~
tention Of the Senator, and be asked Che
latter 10 what church he belonged
l"Well,n said Seward, after a moments
Thought, ~ will tellyoui enthusiastically.
/ am an Episcopalian, hut poliecuily. 4 'u.
a Methodist"
We should be very thanked whom l1t
thinks enough Of US touse q pruning tal|
on us. Affections are not caiso folcla
plant but for gratitade.