Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1859-12-28

NnO nao leit tne lanulaules OF cneap DOaniWN
houses in Philadelphia in tears, arrived IN the
Capital Of Virginia by rail, and were received
with overpowering demonstrations. Tho En-
luirer says it was "a day Of almost ceaseless
military parade and civil prccrssion." They
were met at tho depot by the military and escor-
ted through the Capitol grounds to the resi~
denee Of Gov. Wise, where cheers and con-
gratulations were eKhanged. A feast was spread |
at the Columbian Hotel at which the hungry |
students were fed, and then talked TO by Gov. |
Wise "liko father" The most ridiculous and |
laughable Of all the madcap's ridiculous speech
es is reported in full in the Richmond Enqui- |
rer, from which we propose to clip sundry
specimens of tall rodomontado for the mirth Of
our readers.
OLD VIRGINIA NURSING MOTHER
Sons of Virginial--who come back to us
we welcme You. You come back to nursing
mother mother Of whom you may we'll feel
proud She has populated the South; she has
populated the South West; she has given to the
nation the whole North West even to the Mis-
sissippi.
DEATHLY DISEASE OF THE COUNTRY.
1dNlHIlN DEolthslolldl huua nhNN utGlA ~ blN
habit of going TO the North to learn the art Of
curing the human frame. Would to God that
the only disease in our country was the physi-
cadisease-- the natural medicable disease which
is merely upon the flesh of the children ofmen!
Would 10 God that all our diseases were medi-
cable, or such only as can reach the grave Art
could soothe il not cure such diseases.
THE DISSOLUTION STRUGGLE.
| Firm as we were in our foundation deep as the
earth, high as the heavens broad, as e thought,
as the Universe, what is it that now makes the
component PARTS Of our Republic of confeder
ate States fly spartl Oh, God! this looks more
| like political death-this looks more like des.
truction of the work Of Washington than any
! thing have yet seen Over two hundred ofVi
ginia's children come back from a sister State J!
| We welcome you with warm hearts; you shall
be taken as to the bosom of a mother. Ap.
plause.l
GOV WON'T BE DISSOLVED.
If any Black Republican. if any abolitionists,
| if any fanatic, if any fool if any worse than
fool, if wicked men among the masses or in
high places of the country, wish to take this
Union from me, they shall not do it. will
fight first. [Cheersl II the Union is to be dis
solved, they sha i dissolve it, not l. [Applausel
II any are to be driven from under the flag
that floats over yonder Capitol, and over the
Capitol at Washington-the flag of the stars
and stripes, under which the revolutionary war
was fought under which the last war with Eng.
| land was fought under which the Mexican war
was fought, under which every war, SO far as
| / can will it, shall be Fought say if any are
TO be driven out from under this flag, it shall be
| those who seek to drive me out [Cheers i
Jackson said, and will repeat his words -
THE Union shall be preserved" 1t shall be
preserved by force of arms if in no other way
tAppause
| WHAT THE YANKEES MAKE FOR THE CHIvALRY
Now the Yankees have made for us our
clothes Plus, cur broom handles, our locomO.
tives, and even our doctors have been made for
us at the North [Laughter.l Everything,
everywhere, turn where you wlll-in the par
lor, in the dairy-nothlng scarcely is 10 be
| found but Northern manufacture Turn to the
mantel.plece, and every piece bears a Yankee
clock, and every dairy Yankee churn, and so,
in fact in regard to every domestic require
ment.
GOV. WISE WON'T BREAK THINGs.
will not advise you to break up all these
things nova days, because you have paid for
them; but l will advise you, in future, either
to do without these things, Doctors broom ham
dies, and all, (laughter) or make them your
selves. (Applause.) Be self,Teliaut, self-de-
pendent.
cORNFIELD YOUNG vIRGINIANs.
They have boasted that they have eighteen
millions of people North, against our eight
millions, and they speak of those eighteen mill
lions as hard handed men. If wo have not
population that have been pent up in work
shops, we have population that have grown
up in Heavens sweet air, under Heaven 8
bright sun, in the cornfeld. (Cheers) We
have a stalwart, hearty, young, unsophisticated
crowd of Yirgnians here who have not degen-
Grated. (Applause)
SNAKE ROOT UNIVERSITY LOCATION.
Here in the midst of this metropolis is erect
ed an institution of Virginia's own, on the very
spot where God has grown the snake root to
cure the fever and sgue. daughter and
cheers There we have University, facuI-
tY, an hospital, and will you tell me why Vir-
ginis doct RS cannot, at home, in Virginia, learn
| to cure her diseases as well as they can by
spending millions in Philadelphia for learning
there how to cure dseasesl
WISE 0UT-TALKED BY AN ILLUsTRIoUs ?. p. v.
was frequently sick in Philadelphia, and
have had the doctors there waiting upon me-
| On one of these occasions | had no less than
the illustrlous Virginian, Nathan Chapman, at.
tending me. Mr. Chapman was most elo-
quent orator, and as eloquent in colloquy as he
was in the lecture room, but was too sick to
relish his collOquy. Upon one occasion be-
came tired of his conversation, and | said to
him-"Doctor have you no patients to attendl"
Said he, in his nasal tone, "Sir, have killed
almost q i and cured the rest" daughter y
Said l, "Sir, have you no lectures to write! for
| Gods sake leave me alone" He answered.
"Sir, / wrote my lectures forty years ago. and
I only have now to furbish them up with new
anecdotes" (Laughtor.) "Doctor," said !,
will that do in his enlightened agel" "Yes,"
said he, sit is good enough to make corn crack
ers for Virginia" (Laughter.)
GOV. wIsR ON PHLEBoToMRY
Let US have science of our own; let us have
manufactures of our own; let us have trade Of
our own; let us have ships of our own; let us
always be self reliant and selfdependant, and
then you will not have other people grow so
great upon our wealth that they undertake to
play the part of petty Providence for God Al
, mighty himselfl (APplause) They will then
p attend to their own business, and let your af.
fairs alone. And If they cannot mind their
own Eusiness, If they cannot discontinue their
vicious intermeddling with us, we will make
= them do it, (Cheers) If we cannot do this by
A peaceful and self>reliant means. why, as YOU
, are aware, gentlemen, little blood letting, a
little phlebotomy will reduce the fever--(laugh
ter)--and tell you now, though do not ex-
b press it as message to the Legislature Of Vir
. ginia, for it is not my part TO do so--that il
I blood must flow; if the toesn Of war must be
sounded if we must buckle on our armor; il
rcd battle will stamp its foot this nation alone
c shall not feel the shock.
+ THE GOV. PITCHES INTO OLD AND NEW ENGLAND
d The real groundwork of dissension in thi,
Z country; the real cause.-the real root of dis
ease is the foreign influence of Great Britain
Your external commerce; your exports and i'm
ports, the constant intercourse between New