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The daily exchange. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1858-1861, 1859-06-28

"a BENZ. WASkEY'S
EA EXTENSIVE
III FURNITURE AND CHAIR WAREROONS
No. 3 n. GAY ST,
Has on hand and constantly manufacturing every descrp
ton of Chairs BedSeads Tables Bureaus Sdeboards Sofas
Iee Tetes Lounges Cribs SeteeS Wash Work Stands
Cradles Feathers Feather Beds, Bedding Hair Cotton and
give satisfaction. f ~ ~
respectfully solicit your favors
Vessels and furnished with Mattresses Bedding
&C. at the lowest prices Captains of vessels and others will
ind to their advantage to buy of they may rely on
having their goods packed with care for shipping.
Don't forget the number-No North street oc2 If
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T ". LANAIIAN, 1r
THOS. MULLIN, Jr, { trustees.
je23 3aw ads CANNON 4 MATTHEW'S, Auct'rs
JEFFERSON CIGARS.

JEFFERSON CIGARS.
U 10000 JEFFERSON LONDRES CIGARS, received per
steamer empire CITY"
The let from the of the Jefferson Cigars
will shcw such parties have asserted that importa
tons weresof inferior quality that it much
to sell first laty for second, sell the second
quality for first The brand is standard and the
grade Of the Jenny Lind factory.
2. TIERNAN son, Importers,
No. II North Charles street.
b.. COPY.
HAVANA, May %, 1859.
MesSrS. p. TieradR d Son, Baltimore:
Dear Sirln to favor inqurirg concerning
the classification Of mark of Cigars Jenny Lind
say that since the establishment factory we have
awa maintained the order in thus
Lind the first, Jefferson the Niagara the third
1t is not our intention TO change them
You rest assured gentlemen that such sell
the Jefferson mark first, do act in good faith.
Signed, PABLO, PARET x PONs,
Makers of the Jenny Lind Jefferson and Niagara Cigars
saInt
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copper Yanging ana apbolsterg

G"&'t S"tgli'Y alto VIPgul2ttg
DIAPER HANGINGS.
l. HOWELL x BROTHERS,
Would I the WhosRe aHS lie public
now receiving f5s% Eth III p SSye1Ses
deTept GRADES high and low priced, CURTAIN PAPERS,
Those buying to sell again. well those wanting Pa
Orders from the country promptly attended to mh3
NEW AND CHEAP PAPER HANGINGS.
VIM H GRIFFITH.
40 10 No,th Cay street, opposite Christ Church,
Bofeed @ sad Of paP Pe WndgT ,d Goods G1
Blinds, Bindings Cord and Tasses, &c all Of the
Paper hung IN any part Of the city and country by expert
enced and careful workmen, prices that please
Paper at 10 cents per piece apl5-ly
NTILLIAM HOLLAND,
w UPHOLSTERER AND PAPER HANGER
Would o his ha he has
opened and now prepared to furnish elegant assor
~ LACE AND OTHER CURTAINS,
cANop Nb G asfSt ofYfRs S nd AsP
BLINDS and WINDOW SHADES
FRENCH fEeFfS &H With Of
WHITE AMI A AMEREcAN PAPER HANGINGs.
SHADE AND BI fA6T TElA MfFTHSs,
ap51y FIRE Eng s5 ) Xsfef PR 4
4 ACE COhIalNo! LACE CURTAINS
.-l'-,,'M MUSLIN CURTAINS.
WALTER CROOK, .R.,
220 BALTIMORE STREET NEAR CHARLES,
Has received large addition his stock
LACE AND MUSLIN CURTAINS,
CORNICES,
CURTAIN BANDS,
CANOPIES, &c
His assortment is now better ever offered in this
Also, large stock of
W IN w 5 H AID + s,
Gilt Gilt and Cloth Painted, Transparent, &C., on fine
Cambria.
All widths and coors Of
-- SHADE HOLLAND ..
-- All kinds of
SHADE AND BLIND TRIMMINGS.
VENETIAN BLINDS
rs always on hand and made to order.
~ A well selected stock of
II N G GS,
n Now receiving from the most celebrated
His stock includes all the different qualities and Styles
from the cheapest and plaines to the richest and enables
him to suit any taste.
A fine selection of FIRE BOARDS on hand.
rs Town and country orders promptly attended to.
mh12tfrlw
w No. 90 BALTIMORE STREET, ......r
..... Charles
Invites the attention of purchasers to his very extensive
-" UPHOLSTERY GOODS, .....' F .
Including all kinds of CURTAIN GOODS HAIR CLOTHS,
PLUSHES, DAMASKS, BROCATELLES, &c, &c
Also, splendid stock Of
embroidered Cloth Piano and Table COVERS.
Plain CLOTHS in different colors, with Silk Vandyck
Holbein and Bay Leaf Borders to match mhl2-tfriw
The daily exchange. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1858-1861, 1859-06-28

SOUTHERN AND WESTERN - ~.
~ HEMI'oC * SOLE LIs,,l LEATHER Their DEPOT,
FOR TIE hS SALE fEt OF SHOE Sf5Ef PEGS,
N thou
0pe?ssaa oE f FS Sf fS%eets
sa ooGRraTsHh KE eAx6ey quality of the most standard
SHOE TOOLS, as
AND NAILS,
In fact everything connected with the Shoe Finding bust
% the y largest Of a1S os o
leather prime Upper Hips and Finished Leather befound
~ Bark Mills Tanners and Curriers' Tools always on
Likewise Agency T% f9E tRe R ysSY Ssst
at lowest manufacturers prices. liberal discount made
EfS5sss PSF " isFs 81 PA
BY Dbl casks Tanners and Curriers' at Boston prices
a Kart using dealing Oil are hereby notified the fact
FRANCIs H. GRUPY,
And my new warehouse, % Grant street, opposite Robin
son Lords Counting rooms ja20f
A LBATA WARE. - =.
SPOONS "a Ii r.
CAsToRs,
,n,,n CALVIN, ' D1>' BtUTTl'TER DISHES.
- GoBLETs, ...... ...r
..a- .t VEGETABLE DISHES T. ,rrns
COFFEE AND TEA SETS, ETC.
.,a.s ~ '' '''''' DcSANF1ELp, BRO CO., p
ap2stf 229 Baltimore street
WIN. c.. ROBINSON, y . ~ = : ~ =
w No 81 BOwLY's WHARF, BALTIMORE,
WHICH HE WIFE 0f MARKET
WINTER AND FALL sEfRHEFFEH SsEF OIL, pLEAoHnD
e " $2EAE4 Phi Dit, Bh AER EEf
MACHINERY Hin LUBRICATlNG AND CYLINDER SPERM
S42FRIT1H Fly SIN GeA ST. WHALE gnk
ly226- .LLi. ASSORTED SIZES i-Ilt- ~.
NXTINSHIP'S PATENT SELF YENTILATING
have just received another the above REFRIG
@ @ s sGen ses9
their superiority Persons in want Of Refrigerator
n' coNs HEA iff seff GaGHesoRN else
ap2.tf 2 Light street
KEROSENE OILS. - - T--777=T
IN Having greatly enlarged our works. now pre-.
S$I Ss Ss5 ssSS5iE e AiNArSs and ruBRl
m BOO ~ sAMGEL DowNERs Proprietor, + ..
[ . No. I6Water St, near Liberty Square,
AAEa CALIFORNIA AND FRASER
R fSB fsz aJaF RiSEs Sv A. ss1
leaving New York the 5h 10th every month
can OBTAIN the same by applying e on
au2sr g,n II Smiths wharf, up Dp stair,
John H. HEALD 4 CO., II u
Also Manufacturers of AMER1cAN s6M 4 BARk and
WOOD, Liquors. Extracts &c. .- sf. ,---- vf.i.s,f1
oee corner NORTH AND MADISON STREETS, Baltimore,
John A. STEWART, 100 - -
SEII HAEss5Sss sxRl hfSsk faEEE7EA
GBE E ffSI iEARS WHISTLES
Bat sf 9Rt2s LOCKS
The daily exchange. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1858-1861, 1859-06-28

WELLS FARGO & CO.,
NE" E d2f AN aN fSE5ESkNla COMPANY
E CAPITAL ssOO,OoO
ciESkEa 6ERa6E sSS f II
re- RATES-Fast Express p cts per h.
EXPRESSES f IGxvE NEW YORK on the sth and 10th
EXCHANGE FOR SALE on San Francisco, Oregon, Sand
CALIFORNIA COLLECTIONS.
Our San Francisco house gives especial attention
Collections on all points in California and Oregon with
sales for California Oregon can transmit their bills q
ng through our house and have the invoices paid for on
ct Of time Sales, Yet the sellers MAINTAINING control
NEW YoRK-s2 Broadway g-0''' .. .........-. 4
PPHHffL.3356FaPfHHl 9SSetf Chestnut street
BALT!MORE-I7 Smiths wharf. 4"
.. San FRANCIsoo-COner Montgomery and California
GE0. W. WAIT q SON, Proprietors,
wmR E4Fa uEsEEAar s6ERH j sEEShE 1872
Iiety Of package including
PJEEIsGRoUND sPicEs. ali kinds in wood. tin and
E Eba EE SaHE 5 Il faaFf n ssSSs'
CRUDE SPICES, prime selections from importers
Agents aso or the e Boston Sa
EspS P6adepha at fRe SF1sf rates R AHd
FRUITS, VEGETABLES, MEATS, &c, &c, lat Manufaca-
GAIT RIVER BOURBON AND
The whskeys at the above Bstery have
still engaged IN the Manufacture Of the same article but on
more enlarged scale The quality Of tbs Whskeys is too
favorable notices that have appeared the papers
The following the authorized AGENTS for the saleof
and any orders by or through them will meet with prompt
The daily exchange. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1858-1861, 1859-06-28

Having commenced the manufacture of CoFFINS they
offer to the trade Wholesale Retail complete assorf
ment of MAHOGANY AND WALNUT CoFFINS, made OF
The best seasoned and of the most approved pat
offer great inducements to the Country Trade they
shipped al small expense and to the city trade thew will
occupy but small space and in of fire can be saved with
3 For sale low. For terms appv as above ~, oIa1va
The daily exchange. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1858-1861, 1859-06-28
GOLLECTION OLE CLAIMS

H 'OLIIIEOIIVN W YIN IIIloi - : =
" IN QUEEN ANNE'S, KENT X TALBOT COUNTIES
WOOLMAN J. GIBSON, Centreville Md, respectfully Of
rs his services the Public for the Collection of Claims
every description the above named countless
recovery of which he will employ the prompt and
getic means
From his extensive knowledge Of the people his past
and his unweared application to business, he be
eves he shall give entire satisfaction to all who conde
their business to his His charges will be moderate
REFERENCES:
Philddelphid-Dr David Jayne; DeCourcy, LafourcadeG
Co.
Bdltim0re-Wm Chestnut, Esq, VIM. r. Gatchell, ESQ,
Messrs. Wells K Miller.
GENERALIZATION. R B. Carmichael, Pere Wilmer Esq.
Characterization. J. Alfred Pearce.
E1sto Col uop
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9fntistrp,

e. NOTICE.-DR. WIN. H. HOPES has
QYfD REMOV ED his Office to No. IS N EUTAW ST, be-
tween ratoga and Mulberry streets and is prepared
to perform all operations in the Dental profession Teeth
trdcted by the GdipaHic Process. jal96m
q DENTRISTY.
QYYYO DR. II. H. KEECH, F..
N. +. CORNER BALTIMORE EUTAw STREETS,
Opposite Eutaw House,) Entrance Eutaw street)
felau Baltimore
The daily exchange. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1858-1861, 1859-06-28
MANUFACTURED TOBACCO.

+ 10 fondexter 10 ID pkg Prsimium' inlO h. gkgs
NJ Langhorn Sons, Royal Sallie Cary, in h. pkgs.
SMOKING TOBACCO.
Killickmick, in 10 ID bales = L. Gayors in 10 ID bales
, DO " " i've Indian,
Pocahontas. - 10 - =" Uncle Tom, :"
Also the celebrated Virginia POwhattan Pipes and Noun
tain Ash Stems in and for sale ty
~ WARWICK, Prick & BALL.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19
How Tecumseh was Killed.

The Western Christian AdUocate of this
week, contains an obituary notice, by Rev.
A. Wright, of the Ind, NJ. E. Church; of Is
aac Hamblin. Senior. who died at his resi-
dence, near Bloomfield, Ind, few months
since, aged about eig hty-six years. Mr.
Hamblin was man OF deep piety, and un-
questionable veracity He was in the battle
of the Thames, and the writer gives the fol-
lowing as his statement in regard to the man
ner in which Tecumseh was killed:
He says he was standing but few feet
from Col. johnson when he fell, and in full
view, and saw the whole of that part of the
battle. He was well acquainted with Tecum-
sch. having seen him before the war, and
having been prisoner seventeen days. and
received many cursing from him. He
thinks that Tecumseh thought johnson was
Harrison, as he often heard the chief swear
that he would have Harrison's scalp, and
seemed to have a special hatred towards him.
JohDson's horse fell under him, he himself
deeply wounded in the fall he lost lis sword
his large pistols were empty, and was entang-
ed with his horse on the ground Tecumseh
had fired bis rifle at him. and when he saw
him fall he threw down his gun and boun-
ded forward like tiger sure Of his prey
johnson had only side pistol ready for use,
He aimed at the chief over the head Of his
horse, and shot near the centre of his fore
head When the ball struck it seemed &c
| him that the Inian jumped with his head full
fifteen feet in the air; as soon as he struck
f! the ground little Frenchman ran his bayo
net into him and pinned him fast to th'
| ground.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19
Facts for the People.


Showing when, and by whom. new States
came into the Union. What Territory has
been acquired, and under what administra-
tion.
Under Washington's Administration the
following States were admitted.
Vermont, in 1871.
Kentucky, in 1892.
Tennessee, in 1876
Under John Adams, a Federalist, no
State was admitted.
Under Thomas Jefferson. Democrat: the
following States came into the Union.
Ohio, in 1902.
Louisiana, purchase, in 1904.
Enough territory to carve out 15 States
also, under his administration, Territorial
Governments were formed in Indiana. LOUIS
lana, and Mississippi.
Under James Madison, Democrat:
Indiana, In 1916.
Under James Monroe, assisted by a Dem
ocratic Congress.
Mississippi, in 1917.
Illinois, 10 1919.
Missouri, in 1920.
Maine, In 1920.
Florida, purchase, in 1921.
During the administration of John Q. Ad-
ANS, who was not Democrat, not single
State was admitted.
Under General Andrew Jackson. Demo-
crat:
Michigan. in 1886.
Arkansas, in 1886.
Under Martin Van Buren, Democrat no
State was admitted.
Under Harrison and Tyler, Wings, no
State was admitted into the Union.
Under the Presidency of james K Polk,
a Democrat, aided by Democratic Con-
gress
Texas. in 1915.
Iowa, in 1915.
Florida, in; 1S46.
California, New Mexico and Utah, were
purchased during the Administration of Tay
lor and Fillmore, Wings, aided by a Demo-
cratic Congress:
California, in 1850
New Mexico, Utah, and Washington Ter
ritories, organized.
Under the Administration of Pierce, q
Democrat, Kansas and Nebraska were organ
ized. and Arizona purchased
Under James Buchanan. Democrat:
Minnesota, in 1898.
Oregon. in 1889.
1t will be seen that with the acception oil
California, Democratic Pres ident, or q
Democratic Congress has admitted evry State
free or slave; and California was admitted BY
Democratic Congress. A Democratic Pres
ident or Democratic Congress has organ
lied Id purchased every territory, since oul
Government was organized-11SO. The Re
publican party never admitted a free State
The Democratic party has admitted ten since
| the year 1902. Yet. in the face of these
facts, we are constantly being tod that the
Democratic party is opposed to the admission
of free states, and desires TO ex tend the area
of slavery.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19
SeIG-NIade Men,

There is great practical truth embodied
IN the following extract:
Life is a school, and it is only through
its struggles, its mishaps and disappointments
that We learn human nature, ourselves and
our fellow men. 1t is only through repeated
falls that the child learns to stand alone and
walk.
"He who is the architect of his own for
tune, character and destiny, is always
great man, and if we examine we'll find that
ninety-nine out of every hundred of such men
begun life withou. any other aid than sound
physical, moral and intellectual constitution,
and have been successful ia almost all the
phases of life; tasting of poverty, struggling
with disappointment, relegated to obscurity,
and undergoing all the kicks and cuffs of
Outrageous fortune and finally, by the de-
velopenent of their inherent energies lu such
a hard, rough school, rising triumphant over
all obstacles at last.
MANY an unwise parent labors hard and
lives sparingly all bis life for the pu P sc of
leaving enough to give his children start
in the world as it is called Setting ayoung
man afoat with money left him by his rela-
tives, is like tying bladders under the arms
of one who cannot swim ten chances TO one
he will lose the bladder.
''GIve your child good education, and
you will have given him what will be ofmore
value than the wealth of the Indies To be
thrown upon ones resources is to be cast in
to the very lap of fortune, for ones faculties
then undergo a developement and display an
energy of which they were previously sus.
ceptible.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19
Select poetrp.
A u Il u N n.

BY ALMENA c. SAUNDERS.
In the bright and early Autumn
Steals a music rich and low,
Through the glens and shaded woodlands;
Where the waters curl and flow;
And a haze of twiig ght softness,
Like an angels veil falls down.
Hanging there to shade the brightness
Of his glory-beaming crown.
How love thee solemn Autumn!
Sweetest season of the four;
When the fair-browed spring is sleeping,
And the summer queen no more.
CONTEST thou, the earth preparing
For the Winters solemn reign,
As dear friend tunes a heart-string
For requium of pain.
First, thy sigh comes DER the flowers,
Asa tender voice, and sweet,
Warns us by its faint vibrations
OF grief we soon must meet;
Then her banner-clouds of darkness,
On the purpling sky unfurled,
Tell that soon the dimoud lances
Of the frost king shall be hurled.
Then the Autumn spirit blendeth
All the Summers gorgeous dyes,
And baptizeth with his brightness
Forest cwns, and hazy skies,
As bright, earthly glory
CLOVIS upon dying face,
Ere it wears the last compoSure
OF the monarch Deaths embrace
OF that trio fair of sisters,
Thou art dearest unto me;
And the brow beneath thy garland,
Beameth fairest of the three;
Though the Spring is Jlither, sweeter,
With her wealth Of golden hair
Floating like flood of sunshine,
In the soft, delicious air.
And her voice rings out with music,
Till the Heart is surged with glec,
Still solemn echo murrners,
Yet the shadow thou must see."
And the Summer, like Juno
In her crimson robe arrayed,
Steps upon the flower carpet
That her sisters hand was laid
Stars and flowers bow to worship
At the incense laden shrine,
And the flushing earth grows giddy
Drinking MP her gushing wine!
Till the weary sense is satcd
With the very cup of bliss;
And the earth receives. half frowning,
Her sweet lips inn Fashioned kiss.
Something whispers to the spirit,
'.Tis too beautiful to last;'
And the shadow of the future,
O'er the present bliss is cast.
Autumn cometh, sweet aDi solemn,
AS the echo of her name;
Not to Llithe, and yet not wailing,
Like tempered music strain;
Tenderly, yet true, she speaketh
OF the bloom to pass away,
Throws a veil Of saddened beauty
O'er the realm of fair decay.
Autumn, thou my spirits teacher,
In this tickle world shall be;
Though its bloom may fade and perish.
1t shall borrow strength from thee;
Learning neither bliss nor sadness,
Best can hold the faint soul up,
And the draught that each lip moistens
Here, must be a blended cup.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19

EE An exchange gives the following as
one way to preserve the teeth: Let every
man. woman aud child. keep little pulver-
lied charcoal in their bedrooms. and Oh re-
tiring at night let them put as much as can
oe laid on sixpence in their mouths. and
work it about among the teeth with the
tongue, and it will not be long before there
will be no decayed teeth for the dentist to
fill with amalgum or pure gold either.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19

A California Apple Tree.-In Mr.. Me-
dinas garden, at the Bay State Branch.
California, is an apple tree four years old,
about seven and one-half feet high, and not
more than two inches in diameter at the
thickcst part of the trunk, which has one
thousand apples upon It's branches-not pig
mics at that.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19
VOL. G---NO. II.
Dr. Faustus.

1t is or ought to be generally known that
Dr. Faust was the inventor of the ''art of
arts According to Eisraeli, the tradition
of the Devil AMI DIR. Faustis was derived from
the odd circumstances in which the Bibles of
first printer Faust appeared to the world.
When he had discovered this new art, and
printed off considerable number of copies of
the Bible, to initiate those which we're more
commonly sold in manuscript. he undertook
the sale Of them in Paris. 1t was to his
interest to conceal his discovery, and to pass
off his printed Bible manuscript. But as he
was enabled to sell his Bibles at sixty crowns
while the other scribes demanded five hun
dred. this created universal astonshment;
and still more when he produced copies as
they were wanted, and even lowered the price.
This made great sensation at Paris The
uniformity of the copies increased the won-
der. 1nformations were given in to the mag
istrates against him a magIcian; his lodg-
ings were searched, and great number of
copies being found, they we're seized. The
red ink which embelished his copies was said
to be his blood; and it was solemnly adjudged
that he was in league with the devil. Faust
was at length obliged. to save himself from 3
boufire. to discover his art to the Parliament
of Paris, who discharged him from all prose-
cution in consideration of his useful inven-
ton.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19

" The Duke of Argyle thinks highly of
Mrs HI. B. Stowe-thinks she can't be spoil.
ed; but tie Duke does not approve OF a wo-
man appearing on platform in public, un-
less she is going to be hanged, when. he says,
sit is unavoidable
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19

Eg A negro, soon after the revolution
war, being told of the great valor of Lord
CORVALLIS, replied
king George send him ober to dis count
ry CORVALLIS, but General Washington git
at him. and scrape all de corn off aud send
him back Corvallis
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19

u Mrs. Partington says that nothing de-
pises her so much az to see people, who pro-
fess to expect salvation. go to church without
their puses. when a recollection is to be ia
ken
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19

1L~Ine question of the future annexation
of Vest Florida to Alabama is exciting con-
siderable interest among the citizens ofboth
States During the approaching election in
Florida it will form one of the principle mat
ters of considera ton.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19

w- The reputation of American cutlery
is now so fully established that some of the
cutlery made in Sheffield, England for this
market is stamped with the names OF Amer
ican manufactures, 10 order to facilitate its
sale.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19

~"What did you give that blood-mare
of yours the other day when she had the
bots?' asked Wall street broker of friend
from Long Island.
"a pint of spirits of turpentine.
Two days after the same parties met In the
street,
s.Say look a'here, I gave my mare pint
of turpentine, and. by Jove, it killed her. -
$50 it did minep' was the reply
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19

nA-Our Devil woke up the other NOR
ming and was astonished to see bed bug
setting on the back of a chair, pulling pi
from his coat, and innocently picking his
teeth.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19

nea- The way to kill a printer is to always
pay him on the presentation of his bill, for
such an unexpected phenomenon will cause
rush of blood to the head and throw him into
appoplexy'
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19

re- A wag has invented a new telegraph.
He proposes to place line of woman fifty
steps apart, and commit the news to the first
of them as secret.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19

Es- One could see the hand of Jacob
Prentice in this joke. at furlong's dis
tance:
What are you doing. daughter?" I'm
dressing myself for the party, mother"
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19

psy- ''Sarah, said a wag, '.it's all over
town." What's all over town. was the
anxious inquiry.
Mud"
Sarah's eyes dropped.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19

49, young lady out West is charged
With putting on airs, because she refused to
go to Sall barefoot
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19
a.as-..What's that" asked Mrs. Parting

na%''What' that?" asked Mrs. Parting
ton, looking up at the column on the Place
Vendome, during her late visit to Paris
The pillar Of Napoleon" was the answer.
"Well, | never did," she exclaimed, .'and
that's his pillow. He was great man to
use that; but It's more like bolster. And
it's made of iron, do believe Ah Isaac,
see what it is to be great. How hard his
head must have rested OIL that ironical pill
low"
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1859-10-19

GST The following dialogue is reported be
tween two boys
What do you think? my father. the 9TH
er day, shot nine hundred and ninety nine
pidgeons with one barrel of his gun
''Oh! my Gosh! why didn't he say thous-
and at once
(Reply reprovingly.) "Do you suppose
my father would tell lie just for the sake of
one pidgeon?''