Lynchburg daily Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1852-1861, 1859-04-02

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| D" Me KurneA Bote Um)ree Ghnker, EIaAfmos
Captain, MrcA TIC l7th, IN year 4f Mr lLosa
$500 and .ftty nine. : HssssFsa
Mister Eidiftr. tA g .sfats1 .sa's
DEER SuR :U ort 10 have been III TfnxlIUNfxs
too day. to the Big Mcctin the Demmyoratick PAe
y had Mt the Biggest tavern In the plaee. callsd
tho Norvcll House. U no the knass d the Meet
In was too nammynatc Dcnmyv!atto y run for
nommyna,e Ginral Clay, Of Bedford, that hssn
OF them did, and heap Of them didn's-A1s fwas
on my wai from Buckhannon 10 'Richmond 10 bl
mi Spring Guides. | sorter stopped OF Ind b 10
the Meetin, and whom got thar I fund Judge
Wilson and Mr.. Glass, Mr.. Tallpvsr, Mr.. Jinnuns
and Mr.. Fowler, (thoso too last named, is the men
| appinted by tho Guvner to look at and WY fo,k's
tohacco, TO $40 if il is Moaldy and 10 pint out to
tho biers tho lngs from that. shat AIN ixgs and
no nobhdy but Demmycrat can do thi.,) and
then thar was ono delegate frop the wnterin
Branch, aud one fron, tother aide of tho Wnterin
Branch. and Kernel Lyncl who uN ID q runnin
for the Stnte Sinncte, ho was thar too; he looked
50 badly aud dsconspla'e aud sickly he scas Aard-
" thar, lle seemed To be mitcly disturbed about
r"mcthin aud every boldly WAS lrin 10 incournse
him. aud Mr. Marlborough, he was continually
whispern tho oil Of consolation In his right ear;
hut it nll did no good | kun N tho Konelusion
that ho had nifty bad attack of the Reanatis.
aud nohln' could bo done for him but rubin with
tho oil Of spike, aud presently sum boldly snid
his musfer clothes hnd'n kun. and that was what
was tho matter with hin they sent rite off TO
Mister McDivitos for his muster close, and ~ said
nll was dun but the stripe down tho briches legs;
they had not cum So tho meetin ndiurned till late
in the evcnin'. and Kernel Linch ordefcf sperits
and water anl something to cat far the featin',
aud thcv ordered u COMMITTEES u git froni Mayor
LRie Greek the nite watch, and ordered hi sheriff
purse To keteh NIL tho 1.-Two Demmycrats, anl hyo
Al. -. ~. F.sA
kanadn. the man what sells people foed aud spsr-
it's, I" gi' his big wagin and ~ down ON the back
street aud gt NIL the live Dcmmycrats he couli
kctch II gwine up and down the Railrad and on
the Kcrnal. and fetch 'cm rite up into ths Big
Room. up stars. 50. nrter they oil l!ckercd and
fed, they ioad shorif Dorss IN open the iueetin',
and hc pused his head rite out tho winder and hol-
lercd 20 yes Owes. yes. Oye. al you live
DENNY ytras. cum up hers directly; We il got
soInehin' good for u" and rite on tho spot sam
Is or 20, sure nuf. rite life fellsr went . rrnnih'
up the ladder. and went too, and seed a nifty
heap of kounselling and whispern' among 'em;
and presently sheriff Dorse hol!ered out, "ffats
off keep still ! |" So got rite skesred and was
a runnin' down stars. but sheriff Dorss kollsrsd
mo aIrl tonld mo to act rite down and be stills aud
then they sed Col IIubbcrl was the man To be
the Aresident Of tho meeting and all In fayar Of
II must say Eye and havn nothn agin Kernel
Hubbard hoIlered ont Ego and the Kernel was
said tD be elected and TINT to misslf snnyfLodY
else could have bin locted inthe snms way fur thar
tcas no opposshion. Then TIM Hxed fur <he Ker-
mel 70 speek and tina maid Captii KanSds bring
up all the H Niggers he Ind in the tNvuh with
CRATE big stix to beet tho hoor whom the Capsin
toad ON and thought Thought tha was fxen 70
beet cider but Kernel HUBBARD was too JUL for
Inference aud sad nothin and then all hsns looked
skecred ngn and then Gincral S,orevall sent them
wurd thu had better not moot that thar wus not
enuf 'foo commeacs a Cancansio""i and then tha
w"s oil wus.er skeered than elore and specially
Kernel Linch who pintedly wull not be cOinhlted
and all Mister Woullrough Guild doc didn't IL,
good. Kernel Lnah scanned too think ksrnel
FLUID mite beat him bccnise the meetin didn't
meot, and he looked wosser than before he freefed.
the people sai Sister Linch hls now got one 0t6ce
add that cnuif fur him und don't want To crpud
the Luxuries on him SO tha wihlet him be kef-
mel Llnch aud lect Keruel FLUID to the ,Sinaet
again, ben as how he did mighty woll when he was
thar. Bur to git back to tho meetip, arter Keruel
Hubbard was lectcd Prcslen, and was found too
fM far nfterense thu still looked skeored end rAde
the mectin ort to meat. and ha kailsd the Roie
and tina found Llnchburg was thar--i -itusthurg was
thar Petersburg was thar--old Buckingxame
was thar-the Waerin Branch was thar-Tite
Squeeze was thar-the Spout was thnr--and thon
Kingston nas not thar, and many other places too
Tedious to mention WAS NOT THAR. q 3eo4s asiaiss
So Mister Lawyer Yancee Roz and Sedd move
that this Meeting be Bly, heetin to meet agin
and then Mister FLUID the man what used 70 print
paper and then he kwitt that and Kept q Grosse-
ries and then kwitt that and went iass the Diadin
Bsness reether the Onbilding bisnsas for he is
q iarin down crate big house made Of brix end
is gwine to build it up agin "ea 3 ddy" Sum
f,alks sa for the purpose Of putin the Garrit IN
The Seller but sum agin for the purpose Of maxim
it bigger and her) ho jnss ZOE and sed i no What
is the reason this meeting aint 2 Big Meetin Mis-
ter President never opened the Meetin with
Irar So Mister FLUID was pinied comrtittes IT /
ton sing a hime and whom he raised tho hime l.
split rite bi sheriff Dorse and left aston ountin all
the mon at tho Big Meetiu but one and he kept b
running bout so kouldn't kount him and ~ suna,
as Mr. FLUID kwtt singin the hiHpe the Meetin
bruck 70 meet agin and consideriA tic badncss of
the wether and the Rodes and the dsscans6lateaess
of Kernil Linch it was rite esnsxt AtsetiA tuei
after all by kounting them scar thar and them
that par not thar 1t made rite nls meeting or at
least IL will meet agin, had all in
full and wa: brngn them down hpt Capt. Etghtsa
man said his Bee was not . frntes Buta and ! led
them with Mr.. Talluver forwarlin9 Merchant 70
sen too U by frate Bots. " 's'..4 20 ~ :. y.
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