Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1859-06-28
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There Is always something III con-
plain about, Things never 70 right
They never do 90 right. Now tlicre'sI
i4Mrs, Smith. She has discovered a.
new knot. Again she has had occa-
sion to exclairn that 'sthere is plenty
8ef human nature left Id the world. 81
She SAYS that six pound SKIES have
ri In fact, they are twice as
dear as in gu tilnes. Poor thing u
she don't appreciate the refinement
cruelty has attained ID these things.
fSheH don't consider that now they
4 charge as much for tile smell az Tor
n Thu candles, To say nothing Of the
u smoke, which comes by the bushel.I
u Mrs. smith don't lookf into these
4 things! There is35no donbt of it,
i She IS ever finding some fslling off in
something. Apples amt 90 big, Peo-I
I pie amt So happy, babies amt 90 fat,
sassengers amt 50 honest, looking
glasses amt 50 good as inI fine old
I times. j" Fine olditimes. | wish 4
iladHved then. But,Ias good times
are coming once again | may, by
theaid OR, II. r! and O. C.s O., live
\ 10 see the revival. One poet says:
lAt| Hope on, hope ever while another
declares that 4 Hope deferred maketh
/ theIheart sick 2 lido hare contradic-
.if5tiohs. Yet It is 7welI to remember
y thai !" there are as gSoaf fish in the.
sea8as ever were canght.n
T7 Last Monday, Bennett got OFF some
!. thing bright. IIe3saHs that the opera
lr.uBic in the Episcopal churches. I is.
much better than thetnegro melodies
I heSHl inthe Methodist Kinks. Wont
II Epnrgeon wiggle when he hears that
II Lola MonA don't intend We shall
/ forgstEher, fol- she runs us down III
l EnEopc, whileTshe leaves usi her por.5
! trait I'M . window on Broadway g.
f#Neithes out Of sight oil mind. Con-.
fislency is d jewel not much worn BY
+'Hsthe poets..' While one swears that
!" Too many cooks spoil the broth, N
] another rejoins that II In multitude
I Of Iconnsellors there lie wisdom -.
/ Jones remarks that Dress does not
/ make the man," and jenkins declares
1.-The tailor Is a great civilizer4 The
fJeguit writes, I" The end iustifes the
means" but 5Dr. Spring shuts him up.
byIdeclaring that it is not, true that
aAlI's well and ends WE'LL. Som
4 body exclaims, with al the agony Of
/ . neuthfnlI Of hot potatoes, Man
was made TO mourn and bis neigh
boF kicks over the sojlp with the as
founder that ".Itis sinful departed
j9Ts TO mourn. y Il N. ,ia1
thould like TO know the sense Of
n Try, try again. when it is patent
. 30 Eall that ia burnt.scat breads the
tirp.p We are told that 4 The quail
\ it'll ofsnercy. is not stlainedji' while.
anF one cam SEQ that |" The law is
-eaHy on tiIerich. but severe on the.
poPr" Letthe Disbanded Volunteer
explain! f#.#
And how the dence can. il be that
'tDoctors must live, III 4 An ennce'
6Tpreyentative is worth q pound Of
cnte9' Neal Dow says, & Touch not,
taste not,' bit St. Paul declares that
tiA little is good for the stomaclps
sake.' And Ilove my stomach.
5Itff consistency is.a virtue, 50 is res.
Equation. Mrs. Clapper was poor.
Hfr bread was nigh Hgin OUT She
believed in answered prayer. Some
h6ss heard her praying for q supply
oftenpenhy loayesj so, in the midst of
her 5ilnplbring, they threw a bushei ot
home made down the chimney, atEher
fedt. Ii Afterwards, discovering the
sc4l.t she con1tofted herself with the
remark that THE LORD sent, even, If
I the devil did BRING Modesty is an ]
" othdr virtue. but It alay be carried too
/ fal. 1 The little pigfbE artful lodging
gets his belly full as soon asIhisl dady.
Mpdesty is 4 bad thing in;Ibusiness.
Deacon Peabody finds ii SO, and has
discarded il. Therefore he tries to
.chAsel Heaven asBhard on Sunday as
heg cheats His customers during the
week. |. W. E lH5f
H Anything forEa good bargain.
There is sueh a tifIngIas getting goods
tod cheap. John Gimp and james
Funny set arp in the Watermelon bus
insss, and. asit was necessary to have
q horse. Air. .Gutnp was sent to Haf-
lem to purchase pne.#. He came back
with atIforiorn,i ill9begotten, scaly,
iarabie-do~ specimen Of a Strotter
that q Conrcctieut niger would blush
TO drive. Senior Fandy asked the
price Of the curiosity. X
Well psaid Gufnp, 81 Igot him
cheap. Idrove hand bargain, The
man wanted four shiltings, but: i
skronged iiimdown TO three silillings
and sixpenee.'''
I. I Good Heavens man ~ exclaim,
ed Fundy, 1 why didn't YOU pay four
shilfngs and get-a good horseOlp
but the greatest arrangement on
record is that of the u Itch Pill Doc
tor who scntlan agent around the
scotutry in advance. Said agent had
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