The Alleghanian. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1859-1865, 1859-10-06

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BeA. BeU-y-bound-Th Standard.
esA. How dye like the deduction Stand
ard.
It's very lo(w)gical.
nsa, Citing "rized"- The Alleghanians
bitters.-Stqndard
nsA- Citing "spiled"-The Standards pick
les.
Bssy~ Hale .fez1o,cs, oceU met--The Alegha-
nian editor and his imaginary wits.-Standard.
nsA- Stale feLJo,os, soey met-The Standard
editor and his imaginary wits
BsS5H 1t is said that the Portage Iron Works,
at Duncansyille, are again in operation.
Bag~ Are you assessed If not, you may as
well defer it now until after the election.
Bgl Bitters says he will attend the circus
just to see the folly of it.
BE- We are dull.-4Hoona Tribune.
You should whet up then.
E@gn The Tyrone Star has not shone upon
us for about two weeks. Can it be that the
cloudy weather has obscured it?
Bag~ Up, Guardsl and at them l-!Standard.
Are you captain of the (black) guards
You seem to speak one having authority.
Bas~ Muddled brains in the Alleghanian
sanctum.-Standard.
Fuddled brains in the Standard sanctum
gsA- Col. John Piper, of Hollidaysburg, was
seriously injured "a few days since by the fall
ling of horse upon which he was riding.
Bsy- German Dramatic company has been
organized in Johnstown, and has already
made its first appearance on the stage.
nea- a little boy, aged about six years, son
of John He eadrick, a german residing at ] Johns
town, was drowned in the Feeder at that
place few days ago.
gsa- John Y. Rushton, a merchant, well
and favorably known to many business men
of this county, died of Apoplexy, at his res
idence in Philadelphia on Wednesday last
nsa- We are inclined to think that he
pickles. is more than half right.-.Standard.
We are inclined to think that the Editor of
the Standard is not more than half right.
BS3- 1t is waste of raw material to put
five dollars worth of beaver on ten cents
worth of brains.-Blair County Whig
See that you don't be so wasteful.
rea. The Tyrone encampment seems to
have been quite success, eleven companies
and great number of outsiders being in
attendance.
be- The Standard says muddled brains are
abundant in the Alleghanian sanctum.
Thank you. 1t is doubtful whether there
or oil .l,.
u.s. The company of our friend Bell, of
the Star, is said to have taken the premium
at the Tyrone Encampment. It must be a
Star company.
s2s" Bitters saith ye duck of We Standard
hath a moste happie knacke of drawinge de-
duck-tions, for that it hath often feathercd its
owne neste.
Rsg- Alex. De Armit, of Gaysport, was
stabbed in the hip few days since, by a
coachmaker named White. The wound is not
considered dangerous. White has fed
8es, Three great ajds-material aid. sere-
made and lemonade. The first may be taken
raw the second is a rare treat; and the
third-well, we suppose it is better with fly
in it
Ea~ IF Bitters attends the circus in the
afternoon, and Damphool in the evening. las
now seems to be the arrangement between
them,) we are afraid chances for seeing
the elephant will be rather slim.
Bsa. Three great nstitutions-The dance,
the circus, and slavery.-The dance and the
circus come in for an occasional big lick. but
it seems that slavery is permitted to go on its
way rejoicing. Why?
Ba- 4 decided mproyement-Th new ticket
system, inaugurated by the Penn'a R. R. Co.
on the lst inst. 1t is much more convenient
than the old style, and a saving of great
deal of labor.
Bssa- The Altoona Tribune suggests that the
best way to get rid of the old-fashioned cents
will be to drop them into the Washington
Monument contribution
A very centsible suggestion!
RSg~ U. j. Jones, Esq, has just published
a pamphlet entitled ''The Rights of Railway
Travellers and the Rights of Railway Compa-
nies in their various capacities as Common
Carriers" 1t is said to be a very useful work.
2ssJ@ long pull, strong pull, and pull
ltogether.-StGndard
Be very careful, neighbor, that the string
don't break, as in that event you may land in
the mud.
Rsg" We learn from the Globe, that Mr..
Reese, of Miflin, viii exhibit flying horses at
the Huntingdon County Fair.
We don't expect to see n fyinr horse ot orr