Red Wing sentinel., 1859-08-06
WIT AND WISDOM.

No punishment is 50 terrible Is
prosperous guilt: - - - -
The individual who "stood ON his
own responsibility" is to be indicted
tor infanticide. rfs5 oil 20 6ga4 20 fiIg- In
An editor down South reports him
'e!f sun-struck, aud says he is recov-
ering, though the blow was a heavy
one-an eleven FOUNDER. ry;,r.
Nothing is beautiful that is not good,
and nothing good that is not beautiful.
Why is the east wind like famous
american painter? Because it's Ben
West. ',,' ..'''s Z. -. -
Our prayers and Gods mercies are
like two buckets in well; while the
one ascends the other descends.
When q woman arrays herself. a L,
bloomer. it may be said she pants for
notoriety. ',--.- -.' =
Waitah? 5EtTaS 81 .
What, sir p s. % = - =
Got any green peas? i
Yes, sir-have some?
Il Yaas, bring me three. TssS - :
Anything else, sir? ?'' ! Il J z
Yaas, slice or two Of strawberry.
cut thin. u lSssEGsEs so " 3 .:
Certainly, sir. Anything more {? 81
More, sab? What do you take me
for? aperfect hog-ah? ~~zS1 =
Mr.. John Jack, Kentucky editor.
says that that one e day bis gal slapped him
in the face, averring, by way Of apollo
gy' that she was fond Of tslap;jjacks. Isl
Some 'reputea saints that have been
-canonized, ought to have been can.
nonaded;;' and some ssputed sinners
that have been cannonaded ought to
have been 'canonized.@ rsa9;zq 80 u az,
10 Il
A5nlaH recently in Jail, in NawiJer:
sey' y dellyering lectures =, On; the
Sights and d shades Of prison life"
The weak and ignorant. mistake
their superstitiops fears for moral i'm.
pressions. Some lpeope, said the Rev.
Sidney Smith, are apt TO- think them.
selves pious when. they are only bill
hops. - . faa7"GI "a, D ,,S !; .na,T, 80.
MothefI lsheaFd sister swear. ~
What did she say?
She said she was going to wear her
darned stockings to church.
Why isssn old maid like q did OF.
ange? Because neither of them is
worth good squeeze.
Not long since a distinguished di.
vine Was walking Mith"1 : frisnd past 4
new cktren ed 1l,ch smother sdist,n:
guished divine is shepherd. Said the
friend to the p. D., looking up at the
spire, (which was very high and not
that sss '1GSfsa sS|ss aax Sa 4S3f 35b' ;:
said the D. D., with sly laugh, 'they
don't own very sas .msthat. direction. y
was gssy ss%s e'sss %ssissss{s Sssss Rtefs s.
stool, which, ,'om account ofoA DISPARITY
in the legs, refused to stand up. Ate,
fruitless efforts to make it do so, he
inquired; "Motber,. does the, Lord
Sc yeveaythihg?"c Yes, my son. :!
SWELL" replied the young hopeful, 81
guess He will laugh When He sees This
stool"
a@fRs a@feser, Peter: Ice. zee. am to.d >, ,,H I'D
. little darkey to his brother one day
as thaX We're diggingsin the dirt. ~ u
Whar is he, Joe -
"Whys right sdar. 81 Don't you sec
imp"
nsNe, hit i'm riddle hoep 4nir bsss
Joe hit the toad crack which had
the .e1Dof.of bridging Joes.sto sha
ground. 10 r.a,s,SSs vi ,ss
",Abr epsfcol. 1os IL Dat awas my
t9ef hssad det all de time.''.,
"Why don't yoda s sj1iieet,
heart to marry you e. s'asklll
herA ~ What did - fiasN ss. sf
I've got the refaail 8 . !
There are two teila, W y q Go =
lY1lhAsSGsA AgreeIa6s hated Witl,
which they pursue the errors Of others
and Ns1Q1EMkh Which tAsyy cling u
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