The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1859-09-22


A soHooMAsTER asked one of his fair pupils,
"Can you decline kiss ~
Dropping perpexed courtesy she modestly
replied, eyes sir, but don't like to-"
PRAYER was not invented; it was born with
the first sight first sorrow of tbs human heart
CREDITORS and poor relations never call at
! the right moment
ACT uprightly and fearlessy, land you may
defy the devil and all his works.
q" AS much as lieth in you, live peaceabIy
with all men"
TRUE beauty is but virtue, made visible in
outward grace. Beauty and vice are disjointed
| by Failure herself.
SCoFF not at the natural defects of any which
are not i'll their power to mend Oh, it is cruel
to beat crippel with his own crutches.-FuNer
AN architect proposes to build a Bachelors
Hail. which will differ from most houses, in
having no E0es.
COURAGE is injurious in the wicked but it
is of great service to those whose object it is to
do good.
LORD f" said Mrs. Partington, "what mon
sters these cotton planters must be. l am told
some on em have as many as q hundred hands,
AN old maxim of DR.. Franklin is, "What
maintains one vice, would bring up two chill
dren" More is paid by many for intoxicating
liquor than for daily bread.
"Gumbo, whar does you live now, Ell ~
a
ding tree weeks ago and moved off on account
OBJ de rainy weather"
WITHIN the limits of New York and Kings
Counties, there arc 400 churches, seating com
fortably $4,000 persons. The aggregate sala-
ries of the pastors of these churcees amounts to
100000.
He who talks TO you of the errors of your
neighbor, has you may be sure, long since made
your neighbor acquainted with your own faults.
A news-carrer or a gossip-mongler exhibits no
Partially in the distribution of his venom
THERE is no safer election against burglars
than to feed your baby before going to bed with
green apples. 1t will certainly begin to cry be-
fore midnight and it is equally certain that it
can't be stopped before morning.
NAUvOO,-The Icarian community recently
sold all their property, it having been previous
ly assigned for debt of $4,000 They realiz-
ed about $4,000 more than necessary to mee4
the debt The old Mormon temple lot and what
remains of the temple sold for 1850.
Notwithstanding is good to take conceit
ont of a man, to shake ont his ideas, and enlarge
the bounds of his mental vision It makes
men wiser, but seldom happier. After all, home
is the place for comfort we are ALWAYS happiest
where the heart is AS Holmes says "The
world has a million roosts for a man, but only
one nest Others may roost where they please
but give us the nest
IN StoniEgton, Eng land IAN epitaph runs thus :
Here lies the body of Perry NJ Haskell
lie lived knave and died rascal
1e brother drunkards don't wear Grape,
Since gin and rum are growing cheap
But if the friendly tear you drop
Weep for the worms chat eat him up;
For IT, like him, they have spunk,
The worms like him will all die drunk
APPEARANCE OF SEBAsTOPOL-A ship ca
tain who has just arrived at Hull from the Black
Sea, says tn at between Sebastopol and Balakla-
Va, the country presents most devastated ap-
pearance, diversified only by the mound raised
here and there over some fallen warrior. Bal
aklava itself he describes as vast Golgotha,
where small heaps of stone are the only marks
of distinction separating the resting place ofthe
officer from that of his subordinate.
SPECIAL PRAYER FOR CHRISTIAN UNITY
Il
representatives from all the different rel igious
bodies, have united in an address to Chris tians
of all denominations, in which they propo Sc
that the first Monday in October next be set
apart as day of special prayer that all Chris
tians may be so joined together in amity of
spirit AID in the bonds of peace, that they may
be an holy temple acceptable to 6 cd.
The CROUP.-The Journal Of Health says
when child is taken with the Group instantly
apply cold waterloo lwater if possible-sud
denly and freely to the neck and chest with a
sponge: The breathing will almost instantly be
believed. Soon as possible let the sufferer drink
as much as he can; then wipe it dry, cover it
warm, and soon quiet slumber will relieve all
anxiety" A friend of ours who has repeatedly
tried this remedy informs US that it never failed
to afford almort instant relief.
A CITY servant girl, in letter to the cold
folks at home,'' thus describes the prevailing
ashton of low neck dresses:
AS for the 10 necs, the loer it is the more fash
funabil yu air, an the les cloz yu ware the more
fashunabil you air drest Mis- Geolra Civ me a
blue silk ov hern an l cut its nee OFF, an Susan
Simmons cut orr hern, and we attrax a CRATE
CRATE dele ov attenshun to our necs, promena-
din in the streets like luther ladys, and holdin'
up our cloz. Nobody isent nothin now, which
duant hold up her cloz, and the hier yu holds
them up the more you are thort ov-N. Y
| Clipper.