The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1859-06-02
VARIETY.

rOsEEz's NoTTo.-Come when you are bid j.,
ID Ehen you come
isaEy consists less in giving profusely than in
juieiOusly.
e nay exist without jealousy, although this is
sgi jaIousy may exist without love, and this is
nm-
|r-En IS brush-wood, Judgment timber the
zSes the greatest flame, the other yields the
5lest heat; and both meeting make the best fire.
kDKDG-The first draught serveth for health,
ecOnd iOr pleasure, the third for shame, and the
b ir madness.
sDoG-A wise man heart is like broad
that keeps the Goals (his passions) from burn
ne house. Good deeds in this life are Goals
~ IN embers, to make fire next day.
vain to stick your finger in the water, and,
ngi cut, look for hole; and equally vain to
e that, however. large space you occupy, the
VII MIS- you when you die
FIs-AlthOugh the devil be the father Of lies,
Pens, Ike other great inventors, to have lost
q hs reputation by the continual improve
nat have been made upon him.
uTIcrLr TO COMPLY WITH.-A cotemporary con-
ne allowing: =. Wanted, at this printing g-office,
p ii good moral character
naee says Of an editor who says that he ''smelt
tha, if he did, and the rat smelt him, the
i: had the worse Of it
fnorotypist IN Rlvenna, Pa, has a mouse in a
'Ach sings full as well as the best trained
-
1Eeeaatifui,-' - said a lady who routed, " does
-s nIture look after a shower ~ Yes,
81 fIlr friend, ''but you could not say the
FdGil fIces''
nla toasting in company of ladies' that he had
hs.a1 - L...- I.I~ ~xxf
q ia't t vas altogether owing to the mellow
ate soil
nEspiers SAP that shutting the eyes makes the
hearing more acute. Perhaps this accounts
many closed eyes that are seen in churches on
an sEIft proposed to tax female beauty, and
esly lady to rate her own charms He said
isolld De eheerfIlly paid, and very produc-
as1s al the abridgments Of works in these days,
aa1t the most popular with wild young men
az Dr their Inheritance would be IS an Abridg-
d'ae Lives Of the Fathers
e'i the miseries Of human life is going to dine
!'ar friend upon the strength of general invi-
- All andIng, by the countenance of his wife,
Fae
-
FoaFei so loud that you couldn't hear . dog
sappose that the bark of the dogs, like an occa-
Ss4zf '''' '
Iaoi there is room enough in the world for
80 sOmen, but it may be a serious question
.ae Atter are not taking up more than their
sa1snan showed friend his portrait, admi-
.T SaIed by the Photographic process "It's
sad his friend, returning it to him
l hate the style altogether 80 '' But
n ga sIr. Because" replied he, ''it's a
|" sTqpiie art!''
aactarer in the south Of France advertises
~, Spi'i'on which he calls ss Eau de Noblesse;"
ba.~--ss tnat g 1t makes the hair always preserve
M 'e direction. and gives to the person who
1, 81 ar Of distinction and supremacy -
Il, Ae OF farming stock in Gloucester. the auc-
!. gave the following extemporc description Of q
- 70 70 her legs, bright in her eves
R;. n her legs, thin in her thighs
p - = 1er ribs, vide in her pins
- ner bosom. small in her shins.
A. "a "a her face. fine In her tail,
,, ever deficient in filing her pail
3. mother" said petted little girl. in
n - .sae way, +" tis too bad You always seud
|. NJ Nnen am not sleepy; and you always
Ee' up when am sleepy -
s.olowing question was addressed TO : lawyer
-. lends snchantment TO the view, and the
l - % return it, can distance recover any
49, The lawyer refuses to answer until
s,es retainer.
;aage to whom the question was Submitted
s.Sy answered that - = visw Was always the
''''sd It ought not to b redressed.
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