Kenosha tribune & telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1856-1859, 1859-05-05
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EIIHU BURRITT the learnod-backsmith has
been lecturing in Montreal, to good houses.
A Gothic Episcopal Church is being built, or
is about to be built, at La Crosse, worth 81 600
R- Cranberries are now being brought into
New Lisbon in considerable quantities, and sold
at y to ST. so.
The reason why sailor is called a tar is be.
cause he is constantly pitched about by the
ocean.
AS the sweetest rose grows upon the sharpest
prickls, SO the hardest labor brings forth the
sweetest profits.
Senator Seward is making preparations for
voyage to Europe. He will be absent until late
III the fall.
SHORT NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. youth
=" Ny dear girl, Will you share my lot tor life ~
Practical girl" How large is your lot. sirl"
The Board of Trustees of Waupun, have re-
fused to grant licenses, and have expressed a
determination to put through the liquor sellers.
Salt Lake news indicates the rapid decay of
Mormanism. Apsstncy is frequent, and Brigham
Young lives III constant fear of assassination.
Lord Napier has sold his furniture to his sue
SCISSOR, Lord Lyons, for $500. This would in
dictate that his furniture was not very expensive.
" AOi pCloOA disputes Win MS neipnDOr
lron their respective windows, why Is there no
chance OF their being able to agree Because
they argue from different premises.
New Countrywide Legislature at it's recent
session divided the county of Polk and erected
the county Of Dallas. There are now fifty-seven
counties in Wisconsin.
chap was asked what kind of a gal " he
preferred for wife. He replied: Z" One that
q I-no hue 4,,t !
and one that suited his con- u gal taste
Z" l suppose, Jim, that if were to Jump into
the water here should find it over my head and
ears. over your head, Frank, but probably
not over your ears.
Says an astronomer to brighl eyed girl, when
talking OF rainbows, " Did you ever see Innar
bow, MISS 81 have seen beaux by moonlight,
II that S what you mean, was the reioinder.
Hearing physician remark that small blow
would break the nose, rustic exclaimed, " Well,
donno bout that. I've blowed my nose a
great many times, and I've never broke it yet.
The Washington Union says the gates of hell
cannot prevail against the Democratic party.
Certainly notion the contrary, the gates will
readily give way and let the whole concern in.
Louisville Journal
Eyes, Mr.. Robinson, men are tyrants Poor
wives can't even make their wills before they
die. > (resignedly) never
mind, my dear, they manage to have their wills
all their life time
Mr.. Barnum lately attempted to deliver lee
ture en- Money Making, at Oxford, England, but
was greeted with groans and Kisses, hit with al
orange, and peppered with chestnuts, till he was
compelled to silence.
pretty pair of eyes are the best mirror t.
slave by, said Mr.. Alsense. the other day to ar
old foey bachelor ' Why, hump! yes. to BIZ
sure, replied the old hunk; 6 and can tell yo,
a little mOre-many q man has been shaved b,
Them"
The rapid growth of Leavenworth City Kan
sas, is astonishing. Although only four year
old, it contains population of 1O,470, with al
assessed valuation of So, S70, 1876. It has min
churches, ten schools, four daily and four week
ly papers, seven job printing Offices eighty-nin
lawyers, and forty doctors.
THE DOCTRINE OF Total DEPRAvITY.-
A minister travelling through the west, in mis-
; sionary capacity, several years ago, was holdin
an animated theological conversation with
, good old lady on whom he had called, in th
Course of which he asked her what she though
of the doctrine of total deprauity? "Oh" sh
. replied, q think it a good doctrine, If peOpL
,coutd only tirs up to it!''-KnicksrGocker Maga
zine.
Letters for Pixies Peak should b.
directed to " Coraville,'' that being tn
name of the post-office for the Pike
Peak region.
JEROME BUoNEPART, the survivor o
all the brothers and sisters of Napoleon
,"still lives" at the age of 76.He wa
the youngest of the family.
Mr.. Robert Kennicott, young gen
tleman of Chicago, has startd on a
overland voyage through the interior o
North America to the polar Sea. III
expects to return sometime in 1861.