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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1859-06-16
WHITE HALL,
w CAFE leland, (CAPK MAYJ New JERsE

w CAFE IsLAND, CAFE MAY,b NEW JERSEY,
is now open for the reception of visitors.
The location is most desirable. with the ocean
pleasant country prospect in the rear, rem Vc.A3
dcTIng Whit Hail" one of the most de- leItsls L
shtiu ard desirable localities for either leasIITe or
health on the Island. Carriages at the door every
day AT II ocock to convey visitors to and from the
surf and bathing houses, free of charge; and every
att nton extended tn guests to nake their visit as
agreeable a. Posslol Terms:.S8 per week.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1859-06-16

LIGHTNING RODS.
IL GENUINE PLATINA TIPS
FRANCIS LA BARRE,
Manufacturer Of Platina Tipped
LlG HTNING CONDUCTORS
Corner OF IeHth and streets, near PexR. apeaxs,
CAUTION.-In consequence of numerous at
tempts by parties to represent their Lightning Rod
foints as coming from his manufactory, the sub
scrber begs leave to inform the public that no such
Points are genuine unless stamped with his own
name.
Orders may be LEFT either at his place of business
az above given, or at the Jewely Store of his an
tnorlzed agent, Mr.. Charles Hayden under the
National Hotel, where specimens OF his Rods aud
F0lnts can be SO IN on exhibition
ma 10 an FRANCIS LA BARRE.
~ TRUNKS !-TRUNKS.i -.i.s
.,ohtcEItVED !,odt. This day large addition to our
Sole Leather Trunks, &X
Ladies' Dress Thinks, .--- -, 21A
a.. st. Packing Trunks, $50
Hat Boxes, Vaiices, -
,.r.- Carpet Bags, Satchels, O.
Making our assortment the largest and most com
Pete variety in this city which We guaranty TO sell
York. WALL, STEPHENS CO.,
Clothing and Trunk warerooms,
322 Pa. avenue. between 9Th and 10th sts.
le2 and 104 Duane ST., New York.
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~ McKNEV Il MARLOW'S
STEA FIRE WOOD MILLS,
CORNER 7TU STREET ANuCAN.T

Wood Sawed in pieces for SIC. per cord,
Mood Sawed IN pieces for SIC. per cord,
Wood Sawed In pieces for SIC. per cord,
Dallvered to any part of the city,
Delivered la any part of the city,
Delivered to any part of the CITY,
Kindng, Cooking, and Stove WOOD manulac-
tuTed and for sale at greatly reduced prices.
GOAL of all kinds always on hand.
Terms CASH.
IL Full measure and weight may he relied on in
every Ins tance.
MCKNEW q NARROW
1D> Ofices-COrner 18th street aud Canal and on
5h street, between Ii and streets.
H. Orders sent to either Office will receive PER-
sonar attention. je6 tf
GA!.TS' CITY STEAM FIRE WOOD MILLS
~ Wood prepared any length and size delivered
town. Orders by mail promptly attended to- The
money TO accompany the order, or to be ready when
the fuel is delivered. II. J. & w NJ CALI ~
N. w. corner 18th and c sts., No. 547;
mar 25-ly,r Foot Ofl7th ST., below War Depart
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FAMILY GROCERIES
4 HE Undersigned respectfully announces to his
friends and the public generally that he has taken
his old stand-No. 432 nth street, between q and
Hand stocked 1t with an eptire new and carefully
selected assortment Of choice
FAMILY GROCERIES,
which he intends to keep constantly on hand, and
hcpes, ny strict attention to business to merit a
liberal share of patronage.
je lO-2w g SCAGGc
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1859-06-16

To MY FRIENDS AND THE PUBLIc.I
hsve been adding 90 my stock OF cheap and~N
.ssf,l attic eS, and would name TOIIETA0
And CHINA SETS, cheaper than they have
ever been sold in this city sets Of ~ pieces
for ~: TUMBLERS IS low IS 40 cents per dozen.
Please call and examine at No. SIS Penn. avenue,
de q .sm n" '" JOHN McDEvIrT.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1859-05-28
.HE Great Wonder of the 10th Century
Il PROFESSOR WOODS
EafH-

6a1r 9GeStoEat1Ves
Says the it. Louis (No) democrat: Below, publish
letter Dr. Wood of this city from gentleman in Maine
which speaks glowingy Of the superior merits OF his hair to
ic evidence must have its effect when coming from
reliable certificates guarantees Of truth, h,
Dr. needs no encouums nor useless puey from the pess
BATH MAINE Jan. 20, 1856.
attention called ir months TO the highly beneficial
ects of your hair restorative, induced TO make appic
ton of 1t upon my han, which had become quite gi
probably third white my whiskers OF the
character Some three months since procured bottle Of
your hair restorative md used it. found it proving
VII had wished used about twice week. have
procured another bottle, Of which have used
certify to the world that the gray white hair totally dis
appeared both my head and face and hair has resumed
il natural color and believe soft and goFs than
been before fr twenty five years am sixty years old
my good wife at the age OF 6ytwo has used with the
effect .Hf .H.' ...
coyery assured that whoever will rightly use pei di
recons will not have occasion to contradict my statements
teen years. and am known to nearly every here and
joining towns Any make Of the above with my
beauties Of nature in sthers as well as myself am truly
yours, . A. q. RAYMOND
..Ht .aH BALTIMORE Jan. 90 1858
WOODS HAIR RESTORATIVE.
Professor wood-Dear Sir Having had the misfortune to
lose the best portion of hair from the effects of the yellow
# your PREPARATION and found It to the very thing
eeded Ny hair is thick and glossy, and words
obligations to you In giving to the eted such
ressure. OIL tI- FINLEY JOHNSON.
AARoSs RuN, KY, Nov. 3O 1858
PRoF. o. ]. wooD Dear Srl would certainly be doing
wonderful well the unexpected result have experienced
from using bottle of your Hair Restorative After using
kind Of restorative extant but without nd
ing my head nearly desute Of hair finally induced
try bottle Of your Hair Restorative Now candor
tee cOmpes to 10 whomOever may read this
that possess and beautiful growth of hair which
pronounce richer and handsomer than the original
will therefore take occasion TO this invaluable
remedy all who may feel the necessity of it,
Respectfully yours, REV. g. ALLEN BROCK.
p sThs testimonial of my appreciation for your valuable
medicine lasyo aware Of Is unsolicited ;but II you
III wi
destroy and say nothing Yours, &c, Rev S. A. D.
The Restorative put up bottles Of Sizes vz large
dium and small; the small holds pint and retais for
dollar per botte the medium holds least twenty per
cent more in proportion, than the small reta for two dol
lars b0ttle the large holds quart 90 per cent In
proportion, and retas for 50 a bottle
o. ]. WooD Co. proprietors 3l2 Broadway, New York,
lin the great a. Y Wire Railing establishmen) and ia Mar
ket st. ST. Louis Mo. And sold by all good Druggists and
Fancy Goods Dealers. 3m4S4
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1859-05-28

Go 10 the house Of prayer
II ye would bold communion sweet with Hea-
ven, ...
Go, 'tls boon Trom God, 70 mOrtals given
Seek blessings there.
Go to the house Of prayer, ~,
Ye Christians, when your hopes are lost " night
Go, on your God, the source Of Life and Light,
CAST oil your care 1s,1fg
Goto Che house Of prayer,
When lears press down your souls, or shake
your faith
Or doubts diamay. Hear what the Savior saith,
:" viii be there"
Go 10 the house Of prayer,
n ye would wish Christ's Eden waterd now;
Go, and around the sacred alter bow,
He will be there.
Go TO the house Of prayer
Thou thonghtess one, il is the place for thee;
Thee God invites--there on the Bonded knee,
Rich mercies share.
Go TO the house Of prayer
There let your hearts 10 holy union meet,
60, cast your burdens al the SaviOrs feet
Ye cannot bear. .r
Go to the house Of pfSyer,
There let your strains commingle as they rise,
While angels list ihro' gates OI Paradise.
Aud breathe them there
Go to the house Of prayer,
II ye would hold communion sweet with Hea.
ven,
Go, It's a boon from God to mortals given,
Seek blessings there.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1859-05-28

THE HOWARD ASSOCIATION, in
Il Of the awful destruction Of human e caused by
Sexual Diseasesand the decepons prHcced upon the
fortunate victims of such diseases by Quac year
ago directed their consulting surgeon CHARITABL
ACT worthy oftheir name, to open DispensaTy for the
treatment of this class Of diseases all their FERNS
give MEDICAL ADVICE GRATIS 10 all who apply by letter.
with subscription of their eonOn age, occupation habits
ofe, &c,l and In Of extreme ovsrty, IN FURNISH
MEDICINES FREE OF CHARGE 1t is needless to add that
the Association commands the highest Medical skill of the
age and will furnish the most approved modern treatment.
upon the treatment Of SEXUAL Diseases for the year ending
January ls 1885, express the highest satisfaction with the
which he's attended sbO the Consulting Sur
geon in the Of Spemaorrhoea Seminal Weakness, In
poence Gohorha elect Syphilis the vice Of Onanism
elabuse &c. and order continuance Of the plan for
the ensuing year
The Directors review Of the past feel that
their abors in this sphere of benevolent effort
great benefit to the afflicted especially TO the young aud
they have resolved to devote themselves with renewed
to this very important and much despised cause.
An admirable Report SpeTmatorrhoa Seminal Weak
the Vice of Onanm ssturbation Self Abuse and
other diseases of the Sexual Organs by the Consulting Sur
geOn which will be sent by mail lin sealed Envelope)
FREE OF CHARGE the receipt of two stamps fo pos
age Other Reports and Tracts the nature and treatment
Rrauit distribution and will be sent to the Afflicted
Some remedies and methods of discov-
cred dUttu the last year, of great value. .I
Addn As. DIR. SKILIIAN HOUGHTON, Acting Surgeon
Howard Association No2 South NINTH Street. Phadep pha.
Pa By order Of the Directors.
GEO FAIRCHIID. Secretary.
452 ETpA HEARTWF Fill. President.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1859-05-28

BECKW WITH'S
Carpet, Curtain and Window Shade Store.
THE ONLY ESTABLISHMENT OF THE KIND IN OHIO
FIVE Stories 1870 feet long, devoted exclusively to the sale
Of the above goods.
Story No. l.
Isdevoted 10 the sale Of oil Cloths from feet to "a feet
vide and Rope and Canton MAtting "a, ST. a. 6-4 and
Cd viLe
Story No. 2,
l. immense ROOM q feet high devoted to Twopy and
Threeply Carpets, Piano and Table Covers Mats Table OIL
Cloths Stair Carpets Stair Rods Carpet Sweepers &C. &c.
Story No. 3,
Ia devoted 10 Tapestry Brussels and Tapestry Velvet Carpets
Rugs Body Brussels Carpets Lace and Muslin Cursins Cot
ton Worted and Satin Damask Coices Curtain Arms
Bands Cords and Tasse Gold Bodered snd Common Shsdes
Bud White Hollands Curtain Fixtures Pulpit Tassels &c
Story No. 4,
Is devoted TO Hemp and Cotton Carpets Cheap Wool do.
Duggets Cumb Cloths Felt Cloths Carpet Innings Rag car
pets List snd Yarn Carpets Dutch Wool do, &C., &c.
Story No. 5,
Is used Upholstery Sewing Room for the making
OF Carpets, fitting Shades and Cornices, &C. &.
Nos. 1877 and l69 Superior Street,
CLEVELAND, ONO.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1859-05-28
june Appointments.
TR. H. TUBBS will be in attendance

- a. ioiloWss
Ashtabula, Ashtabula House, Tuesday, June :.
Conneaut fremont House, Wednesday, june 3.
Pninesyilie Cowloe House, Thursday June q
Warren National House, Saturday June !.
For cousrtaon upon all diseases Of the Throat Lung,
Heart Iirer stomach, Bowels Kidneys and Spleen; alsc
Dropsy Gravel Rheumatism, Nervousness Debility Dyspepsia
sne diseases Ague and Fever F Impurities of blood
Epons Cancer Ulcers and all other varieties Of long stand
ing complaints, both external and internal.
For soe years DE- T. has devoted his entire time tC
chronic dseaea treating thousands annually, many Of whom
mineral r other posons employed does Ne make sick d
sgaks pe tear dorm 10 badu up again. The medicine
be taken with safety by the delicate patients may
main at home and continue, with prudence their ordinary
diet and exercise Many hundreds have recovered under the
treatment after friends and physicians had given up all hope
invads, how reduced desIarng, invited TO call
and may be assured that encouragement will be given
expense incurred thouta corresponding prospect OF recovery
The writer Of the following for years Justice
Of the Peace IN Fremont and Is we'll known 10 the citizens
generally.
BroHchitis--ts rorst stages Cured.
Mr. W. still resides in East Cleveland Is in vigorous health
and living witness Of the permanence Of the cure
nR. TUBHs sIr;-When drst commenced your treatment
few months since much debiaed aud suffering rom
In the side shoness Of BREATH weakness In the
small Of the back night swes resessness, coughing and
expectorang proussy often raising pint Of whitish snb
stance in single morning. took cold frequently, and
and Inflammation Of the throat Of two standing
seemed Increasing and extending down upon the lungs AZ
times became dizzy t0 fall unless subject o.
support BY your medicine entirely relieved,
am now as we'll and strong before in my he and
Al work through all kinds Of weather and though sometimes
vet neither cough Of throat have troubled III
/ the least Yours respectfully JAMES s. WEIGH.
| East Cirvelanl, Dec. 2htit, $50.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1859-05-28
Ayers Cathartic Pills,
FOR ALL THE PURPOSES OLA FAMILY PHYSIO,

are so composed that disease within the range of
their action can rarely Withstand or evade them.
Their penetrating properties search, and cleanse,
and invigorate every portion of the human organ
ism, correcting its diseased action, and restoring
its healthy yitalities As a consequence of these
properties, the invalid who is bowed down with
pam nT or physical debility is SStonished to nd his
simple and inviting.
Not only do they cure the everyday complaints
Of every body, but also many formidable and
dangerous diseases. The agent below named is
pleased to furnish gratis my American Almanac
containing certificates of their and directions
for their in the following complaints CostiUe-
ness, Heartburn, Headache arising from diSOVdered
Stomach, Nausea, Indigestion, Pam an and Morbid
I,Iaction of the Bot0els F2at,ency, Loss Of Appe-
fte, .Jaundice, and other kindred complaints,
arising from low state of the body or obstruction
of its functions. They are excellent Alternative
for the renovation of the blood and the restora-
ton of tone and strength to the system debitated
BY disease.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1859-05-28
NJ REDHEAD, Successor to II. 6

M REDHEAD, Successor to III. G
ToOMBs, at bis old established Shop one door
south o. the Bank has hand and for sale large and
splendid assortment Of Harness Of every description which he
will sell for ready pay as can be found elsewhere In Tie
county Persons wishing 70 buya good substantial team or
carriage Harness will hnd 1t 10 their advantage 10 cali and
be surpassed. All WORK warranted - '
WHs-His assortment Of Whips was never asarga nor
80 eheap aa at present He IL also prepared 10 do ali kinds
eAr.1age trimming with neatness and dispatch. II -
hErARING OF All kinds promptly attended TO- Do not r-
get hs place door North OF the Fsk Housa Main ST.
ahtaula, Ohio June 2T 1889 49, e2
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EARE REDUCED Tho -

Regular Fare from AshtAbua 10 War Azss ~
sen has esee PVT Al Two Dollars and Jefferson Asia
You that want % dde cheap comfortably do BY
Aking ths line The ene line from AshiAbus 70 sAlen hal
been stocked with good horses coaches and sch robe
&C. We 70 put ayserl through tne, pnd With
tort a. low ey travel ~ their conveyance and
oaoss-AshiAhul Houss Ashiabuia Prentice HcusA Jss
January rs, 1851 %
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1859-05-28

Manufacture saleRoOms and ORee No. East Fourth-st
30 building from Main street. Cincinnati Ohio. LAboraoy IL
Hammond street.
For sale by GEO, WILLARD, A II srooKwEIL Ashtabu-
"a y smith, "a a,levls; stone Orwell; II CLARK,
Miliamsheldj Allen, Jefferson; Lyon, Conneaut; II
fcknOr West WilliamEheld; Pratt Wayne; Alice Iiar
rngton, Colbrooki hathaway Son. Hartssrovei Beck.
With, New Lyme; Mead West Andoyer II. Brown Leon;
" W Herrtok, Richmond Centre; Bates, Pierpont A
hcCausand, Morgan Z. L. Gibbs, Orwell q II Sech-
yerel harpersnedi Dale Austinburg; Lagrange Pym.
ogthi Parrish King vilie ChAs Barrett Amboy; Smith
White kelloggsyille; ClArk, sheed; Savage ShsT
nan sAybrOok Northern Geneva; David Van Una Union
'ile. and BY Druggists and Merchants generally 400
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1859-05-28
PREPARED BY
DIR. j. G.. AVER 81 co.
IOWEIL MASS
II. FASSETr, Agent
Sale, Purchase, and Rent Of Real Estate,
INSURANCE,
Negotiation of Loans, Collection of Debts, &c.
It AsHTABULA OHIO.
III. FAsSETT. AGENT

Negotiation of Loans, Collection of Debts, &c.
Et AsHTABULA, OHIO.
DROPERTY Sold for Commission only,
and sale charge. Sale, direct indirect con-
stitutes Commission.
Fam of 90 acres owned by T. G. Hoffman, good improve
The farm owned by Mr.. Ringsbury opposite Willis Daviss
steam saw mill Plymouth, containing 45 acres with good
terms OF payment.
That excellent acre farm owned by John DAVE North
Bend, Saybrouk with good buildings fruit timber living
water, &C. for sale cheap.
"a Acres of under good state of cultivation with cd
buildings, fruit and living water less than mile north
Court House in JehersOn most desirable resdencefor sale
at the very low price Of Sl25n very easy terms of
ment Enquire of Joseph ChAee premises of H. Fas-
RIDGE FARM-A choice farm on South Ridge, near Har-
vey r. Gayords, owned by ~ W, Wheeler containing 5s
acres with good buidings fruit living water plenty of lin
be and everything desirable homestead can be had al
bargain Call on the owner premises II. FAssETT
Ashabula, for particulars. r..." - ...H..lF'
50 ACRE FARM IN Jefferson township n W from VILLAGE
3S improved and balance good wood land and timber
there good frame dwelling barn. plenty Of fruit ova
farm, price $500 Enquire Of A. ABoRN, premises or of
lss Acres oiand $50 rods East of the Centre of aerssd
30 acres Of which well timbred balance under good
provemen with good buildings and fruit Living Springs Of
water In different lots Most of farm avely loan soil and
part Grand River bottom lands Ter &c. accommodating
The farm of Andrew Wiley Of 296 acres near Ashtabua
with good Improvements buildings suitable for two farms with
pay down and balance on long time.
That well known grass and grain Farm containing of 22O
d. Hubbard ESQ. Good buildings, water and fruit Forty
acres timber balance under cultivation Price $1,000 Enquire
of owner at above office.
90 acres miles SOUTH Plank Road the Farm formerly
owned BY Solomon Smthna house and barn fruit and good
timber. Can be had at be rgan.
Two large and valuable farms owned BY y Harmon ESQ
One OF 267 centre Of Sheffield under high
ohaas except 20 acres timber and barns
per One Of l ~ mills south afMonroe Plank
oAe hundred acres improved; good buildings Terms Of pay
ment on either Of above. accommodating.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1859-05-28
DOCIOR HOOFLAND'S celebrated
German Bitters,

ordered LiUer or Stomach.
Such as Constipation Inward Piles Funess Blood TO the
Head Acdy Of the Stomach Nausea Heartburn Disgust for
Food Fulness Weight in the Stomach Sour Erucatons
Sinking Futteng the Pit of the Stomach Swimming
the Head Hurried aud dncrlt Breathing Fut erng at the
Heart Choking or Sufocatng Sensations when in a lying
POSTURE Dmness Of Vision Dots Webs before the Sight
Fever and Dull Pain in the Head Deficiency Pespation
Yeownes of the skin aud Eyes Pain In the Side Back Chest
Limbs &c. Sudden Flushes Of Heat Burning in the Flesh
Constant magnings Of Evil and great Depression Of Spirits
The propetors In calling the attention Of public
preparation, do with feeling of the utmost confidence in
It's virtues and adaptation to the diseases fer which it
commended
tis nd untred article but that has stood the
test of ars trial before the American people, and It's
reputation sale unvaed by any similar preparation
extant The emony In its favor given by Prominent and
well known Physicians and individuals in all parts of the
country is immense and careful perusa Of the Almanac
published annually by the proprietor and to be had gratis Of
OF his Agents cannot but satisfy themost skepca that
tanned
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"
Dr. RoBAoKDear sir have used your Blood Purifier ior
nervous Affection from which have suffered much
While pleasant 10 the taste II certainly has happy
upon the nerves Please accept my thanks for your nd re-
CARDS, and believe me Yours j. w. T. AcMuLLES
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1859-05-28
ASSOCIATION.
PHILADELPHIA
THE HOWARD ASSOCIATION,

Bensuolsnf fsifuiOH established by special EHSoseni
for the Relief Of The Sick and Distressed afflicted
Eith pirItent and Epidemic Diseases.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1859-05-28

oh never mind give us the map ,
said the subject heres the swindle. for il
Is swiudle but I'd rather pay for il than
70 have you going round the country max
ing fool of me everywhere else az Won
have here--you blasted Philoprogenitiye
hn.nbag. you r
With this explosion, the subject retired.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1859-05-28

any person sending correct statement Of their sympoms
Hna encosng g. will have medicine adapted TO their case
sueent % s one month Eve them BY Express
y fHErH EXTRACTED WITHOUT PArS, BY GArvAMsn
Address NV. wADswoRrH, NJ D., Batavia ~ Y
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1859-05-28

I(LOOO L Uhlf En- AMI BLOOD
~ PILLS,
BY DR.. Robaclrs ScS7dinavian Remedies.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1859-05-28

this explosion, the subject retired.
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in cloudy well weather. between A. NJ and p M
Rooms first building south Of Bank. 469
Ashtabua, Dec. 9th, 1885, H. A. MARSH.
The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1859-06-30
For the Telegraph
Satan Attempting to cast out Sinners.

A little incident took place during the late
editorial excursion to Michigan, which would
not be worth mentioning, were it not that some
rather respectable newspapers of the State treat
1t with apparent sincerity. 1t appears that
CARPENTER, of the Pariot-known more gen.
orally by the cognomen Pump"-became pos.
sessed with a sort of hallucination that the good
character of the editorial fraternity was COM
mitted to his especial keeping; that by nature
as well as by the voice of the State, it was his
province to thrust himself forward as the spoles.
man and moral guardian of the Wisconsin Ed.
itOrs-being deeply exercised with the import.
ance OF his function, he made several attempts
on the assumed behalf of the members of the
editorial fraternity, to astonish the MICHIGAN.
ders with specimen of Wisconsin stumn ora
tory.
Pump doubtless would have contaminated
his own mastery loquacious efforts with de.
light, had it not been for a rival obtrusive ora
tor from Milwaukee, whose brass fully eoual,
Pumps, but whose eloguence considerabI,
transcends him. Pumps rival excessively nm,
noyed him; therefore watching his opportunit,
on the return trip, when most of the editions or
the steamer CleUeland had betaken themselve.
to their berths for the night, ne read string Of
resolutions calculated to wash out the disgrace
which the aforesaid Milwaukeean had inflicted
on the innocent editorial fraternity. Pump
went straightway home and pu blished the de-
ectaole production in his paper.
Well, has it really come this Are the mem.
bers of the editorial profession in Wisconsin
so fallen so helpless, as to require the moral
guidance and aid of Pump of the Patriot, to
protect them from the contaminations of had
company If such are really the keepers and
god-fathers of our editorial conventions. then
the fewer such gatherings there are in future,
the better for the honor of the State. orc.