Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1859-04-16
A Kentucky Egg Eater.

bust, bigboned Kcntuckian from the vcini-
ty of Cascyvillc. lie is evidently Il dosccn-
dant of the pure old Kentucky stock--stout
as q lion, fearless knight and as indie
pendent as freeman dare be. lie was char
ged with disorderly conduct. The arrcstine
officer stated that he found him "slashime
around" in an eating and drinking house,
and arrested him to preserve the peace.
What have you to say to this charger"
asked the Court
"A mighht, that's sartin," replied the pri-
soncr. You see, Squire, I'm stranger
here from way down in old Kaintuck, and
lnaint larncd Yer ways Shall tell you
how was cotchcd?"
I'VE will listen to you" remarked the
Judge who saw he had character before
him, and was disposed to let him have vent.
- 20 FIVE that you re q t;amI." replied
Kaintuck But that's neither here nor
thar I'm to tell you how / was cotchcd"
" That s it,"
"WalI Squire cum to town yesterday.
! spcctcd not to stop long, so | did MT 60 to
nary tavern got kind hongry though,
so made a lungc for eatin house. Sot
down to tho table an | aXcd for dozen and
a half of eggs, an the critter who waited on
tho crittcr who waited on the customers open
cd his eyes, grinned an then fetched 'em to
me. They was good, but | wanted n little
miXtry. | called for a cold bccf.stcak-cold.
c,plcs to eat meat hot. Tho fellow rrinnod
and said they hadn't rot none. That kind a
rilcd nc. but kent my tomnor, an ordered
another dozen an n half of eggs. The chan
snipoered an said: "NVc mint rot no more
eggs, old Kaintuok--you've cat 'cm all up.'
That set me to lili'. an lest snuoshed thinos
for n while T'bnt's thc whole on Il Sr,irc
MI, - '."'m w." ,o.oI ,'o..
by the last remark of tho waitcr,"
"Jcst So"
Low do you take your egSs-boilcd or
''oI "Er;o1 c,,.;. ali r .;,o c.;o, MIA
eggs. 'spccinlly when they're bilcd hard
don't set well ON a fcller's stomach"
Enn @ you cat three dozen OF eggs at ono
-. last ILL., ,;c, o,,h.u ,h,u.
AlIa axis to have ,cm fried"
You must he fond of cggS?"
Now hush. Squirc--you'rc tccIlin' me on
tender pint"
is 1T your practice to squash things
when you get riled?"
Not commonly. I'll tell YOU wiat it arc,
! Squire, this is the first time in all OF my NOR
tai days that | ever was locked in. Let mo
oil, an I'm off for old kaiutuck like stre;tk.
fou are, eh 2"
Sartin as death"
Darn the one, Squire"
" Then you can take your hat and leave
You're hoSs--old Kantuck forever
yelled the Kentucky cgg-cater as he strut
ted out of the court room with the air Of u
prince, and amidst the hearty laughter of all
who had witnessed his trial. Ctnctnnuh
ItaeS.
e,u, -. c. .,
- 70 Wv . i"' ''0N ~ 10 "" 'i''e' oS'''s'
lact that the spots on the sun have led t"
some very important discoveries in regard
TO its nhvsical constitutions IN has hoo,
r,o,t,, -.
! T. ~ - '9''' ''"'"'" W ''Scui""S
observations, that these spots are nothing
else than holes through which tho body itself
ofthc uminary is caughtor The Sun, there.
''''' 70 compose" OF TWO a'nefeht materials
n"me'y' inc INTERNAL mass which is SOLID
BODY, non.lHminons' black aud superficial
;ns,aI smhtn mntm oo''sI1S q, "t,sV stratum OF
to oJrrivc its lo%t ond hnat ;mc sur appears
elastic Guid, elaborated on tho dprk snrraco
of the sun, and floating upward through the
luminous coat, would force it aside Temporal
MY hKc the drawing back OF a curtain, and
80 pl louucc the eioct OF spots Tins motion
tbo Go tm2 nSI,nc' % ussmn"SpnefcS t 10 enYelop"
traorjinorv Gact ho,rcyer IN conncotinn LII,
the spots on the suns surface. is the singular.
coincidence of their periods with those great
disturbances in the magnetic system of the
car e@rth nc 10 which @ the sd term magnetic storms,
mc;, ,o ,s s'u" nHsSU ol "'Sia'GSness n"rinG
universally a@itstodNnot in n noSticuISr & Iim inv
;tc1 locality Lut ot o,o n,,t az, -, = -. ,.,