Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-08-12
MISCELLANEOUS.

An indisereet person Is like an unsealed
letter, winch everybody can Psruse.
The individual who stood on his own
responsibility, is to be indicted for infanii'
eide.
--Slanderers are like li's-ihey leap over
all 4 mans good parts to lish, upon bis
sores.
When IN news comes too late to be ser
,ieAblc to your noishbOr, keep it to your
seli.
"A young lady who was urgai to study
French. replied that she thought one tongue
sufficient Tor any woman.
There is man in Connecticut who has
such a hatred fore,erything sPPer,Ainlng to
monarchy that he won, wear crown to h's
bat.
Don't c1pee. to be called god fellow
q moment longer than You consent to do
precisely wha, other people wish you to.
The world Is great trcadmi'l, which
turns all the while. and leaves no choice
but to sink or climb.
You can't pTrvsn, the bird. 81 sadness
from flying over your head, but you may
prevent them from stopping to bald a ncs'
there.
-" wha, church do You attend, Mrs.
Darlington -
"Oh. any paradox church. where the
gospel j, dispensed with"
There are some mes whose opposition
can be reekoned on. to everything that has
not emanatct from themselves.
IA correspondent wants to know whs,h-
or. Considering the srsa, u,ili,y Of tue OCEAN
poets are no. wrong to call it waste Of
water"
Isn't {, singular that an ill,natured
shop keeper shogld ever oler TO sell hrs good
will. whea all the world knows he hasn't
any
IA Duhliu car.driver hailed passenger
and asked IL he wanted cars The latter
said ~, =" he was able TO walk. 4" May
your honor long be able, bot seldom vii.
ling" was the sharp, bot courteous reply.
-Bar,-1 PRESENTED ape, 20 " u, Hem
cry. saying. "S,r. I prc-eu, % Yea an IN
dividual wh,will give you Immortality, bat
you must, nc,nwh,ie, give bin something
to live upon"
-wbrn v,ltairs was t,ll that friend
Of HI. was .tudy,us TO bccous a physician.
be exclaimed why vii he 'a - mad ?
lie wall have % thrust drugs ct which he
knows - ht,!s. into body OF which be
know. less.
MIR. Sparrov.ri.s, Of che Kniekerbock-
er. writes o. DR.. lluIme- tia, II Boston Is
the "tub 1t the universe he, the Auto.
erat, mus' b. the lyuch-pin.
Pope said that from fourteen to twea-
", be read only nr amusement; from
twenty to twenty seven, to- improvement
and instruction; that in tie fret par, Of
the time be euIeayor,d only to know, aud
in the second be endeavorcI 70 judge.
King IIsIgkias is the frs, recorded enc.
my TO the liberty Of The prs. be suPprcs-
sed book wh,,h treated OF the virtue. Of
plants, Tor fear It should be abused and en-.
gender ma'aii,.; shrcwd and .ble rea.
son. well worthy Of modern aIiorney.se
sral.
-Flowers-,he terrestrial stars iha, bring
down heaven to earth. and carry up our
thoughts FROM .ar,h 20 heaven the poetry
Of the Creator, written in beauty aud ira
sranes.
Tho Journal ol Naples tell Us that We
,ayiu. i, geI,ir: more and NOR out OF sorIs,
and j. f,e,ing ,ni lumins at a violent rate; .
the river Of lava runnins oui Of Oh, lover
openings Of the crater b. alre., " more than .
three miles LONG. aud deepening every DAY.
Il !. destroyiu. richards and vineyards. aud .
IA will be a piece Of good flr,aoe II the
da.sase is no, much greater, a. the stream
continues % roll towards the scl.
IA few evenings ago, party Of young
Americans were standing in front Of an an
eisn, sadller', shop, kept by one Hans,
Dutehman. Mischief reisnci supreme IN
their number. and thinking to have some
sport with our German friend. one Of them .
opened the door aud addressed him:
81 say. Germany, have you got any .ad.
dies for dogs
Looking up from bis work quite eOmpos-
sdly, be replied:
"Yaw COON IN INT try Won on -