The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-08-04
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GrOlhous JOIlifica iiOR..--Great and
Exciting Observation-Disclosures rs in : ic
Appla us e...--Meetin: Unexpectedly
InterruDted.

Appla us e.....-ueet1ns unexpectedly
Interrupted.
Pursuant to anticipated news (rendered
] certain by positive assurances OF the whisky
lawyer Of decision from Judge PERKINS,
in accordance with their feelings, a majority
of the fifteen liquor selling applicants 10 the
County Commissioners for license TO sell by
the dram, together with several of their
choice friends, met in Paul Drabert's 'Ex-
: change on Friday evening, July Goth. As
s the meeting elected to appoint Secretary
: to take down is 'tprocedences, we make
!. tie report from a rough sketch, taken on the
: spot, of all that would naturally occur on
such an occasion. If we fail to give a full
report of every thing that transpired, those
particularly interested Will attribute it to the
crowded state of our columns rather than to
disposition to do their efforts injustice
On motion OF Mr.. Gers, Mr.. Grothous was
called 10 the chair. The chairman returned
. his thanks for the honor conferred, and brief
~ stated the objec. of the meeting, as fol
lows:
mine Frens: danks you ferry muc
enuf fur der Bresidencee uf dis meedings-
Der haJass corkus wash daken der Rail
root in Won uf de Cars to Inchinoblis py our
fren Pickle, unit he dell us he mate schpoke
pefore der Zubreme Shutge unit der Shutge
will say der tam quart law ISL uneskonstoo-
shunale. Dat ish der resume YES meets der
NIGHT; unit veil hash a goot dime nit mine
fren Baul's lager unit der schnopps. All
mine frens, dis ISL der choriushist dry umph
vat never vash!'
Paul arose and said
"Mschter Bresidunce: You's veil bosted:
fur der sehnops unit der lager pc blenty in
der cellar, unit | toosent care for exshbensts
so der tam quart law ish declare unskonstoo-
shunale. (Cheers) | bays five tollar to mine
fren Pickle, fur to puy der habsass corpuscs,
yich means der instrew- mentimus lash We
LAWYERS says) ash dock your name to Inshin-
oblis befor der Shutge l Good tend to dish
pishness so coot ash any poty mineself put
mine fren Pickle hash more 'spearance tan
me in dish matters unit dings; unit he's tun
der pischness so coot ash nopottys can:
(cheers) unit | will schs:ake mine rebudation
as LAWYER (immense sensationO dat Shut@e
Burkins will mage dat law all any more."-I
(Thundering cheersO
Peter arose, considerably excited and said:
"Mschter Bresidont: Baul hash der same
eonfidunce in Shutge Berkns ash me; unit
ven he live in Reechmunt, make hish putes
unit shuse, unit he hash der gonfidunce in me
cause make dem peter ash coot! Cheers
He know l ish now in der pischness Of lager
unit schnopps, unit fur der coot feelinks pc
tween he unit me- knotcS he viii half der
corpse uf der law PORTED 81 tecp it will not
schtnck in der noses uf uz unit der beebels
vat thinks der schnopps unit der lager!''-
TCheers and cries of .scoot!'
After the deafening applause had subsidized,
which greeted the efforts of the Chairman,
Paul and Peter, and after retiring 10 the j
street (in accordance with the law, as good,
law abiding citizens aud there drinking
Sc i
to the place of meeting. Mr.. Grothous re-
sumed the chair, when, in obedience to the /
unanimous call of e" Pickle - {" Pickle -
50 Pickle !" that gentleman wiped bis mouth,
arose and said:
"Ny friends and highly respected clients: |
Fxsh from the presence Of the esteemed in
dV lual in whom you have expressed so |
muA confidence, and | assure you that con
fdence is not misplaced, cheers l take
this occasion, my friends, to thank you for |
not only selecting me your advocate, but |
also for the forty dollars you contributed to- |
wards the generous fee of two hundred and |
fifty dollars, raised by the trade in the bal |
ance oil this great and glorious county of
Wayne, which, am compelled TO say is now
controlled, far your interests are con |
cerned, by Commissioners who are totally |
ignorant of the first principles of law, and |
who, if they were at all DESTROYS to learn its
great and ennobling rudiments, should either !
sit aw lille at the feet Of Gamaiel, Ike I'M
10 myself or my friend Paul Drabert, and i
learn the quintessence Of legal lore and wis
dom! Deafenng cheers, and cries of ..pet-
ter ash coot!" Not only do l thank You
for that fee, (So50) bat l take this opportu-
nifty to return my thanks for contingent fees .
amounting to $3.50 more, 500 of which is
from my esteemed friends II; but
excuse me for not telling their names, for it .
the Palladium groans from Gers and Paul /
should get hold of it, my kind contingent
patrons would never hear the lasr of ii
lCries Of .'Ob.'' and mine Cot!"
MY friends: \ conglommeration of start
ling events, caused my professional services
to be required at the centre and seat of gov
eminent of the proud and lofty State of In
diana. | wendell my way TO the Chambers
of oar friend, who is one of the Supreme
distributors of justice in this great, growing
and mighty State, Tkunders Of applause
might say. in the language of the intrepid
Roman: Tcni-T5Ii-IT cir' AUDIBLE
whispers: "dat ISL Mt der Deutch language"
No. my friends Continued the speaker. smi-
ling blandly, that is Latin, and, rendered
into the pure Saxon vernacular, means i
camel saw,-I conquered 4 voice:
'.vot a coot ding it ISL to hat larnin' u
True, met with slight, very slight OBJ
struction. III. B. Payne was there: but he
was nothing but cobwcb stretched across
the elephantine progress Of my giant intel
lect, cheers, and | crushed him into nom
enty with the avalanche and huge prepon-
derosity of my powerful, convincing and en-
thralling logic! Cries of mine Cotl" and
prolonged cheers
Ny friends and patrons: The successful
issue OF the great and weighty labor l have
performed has induced US to minsIe together
in convivial capacity. The event IS one Of
peculiar qualification to you and prof; to me.
Cheers Although the decision of Judge
Perkins. on your case Mr.. President has not
been officially announced, yeti feel the same
degree Of confidence IS expressed By nv
friends Paul and Peter. in his judicial iudg-