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CuStSg ZiH LtSHti ufth bttt htCp tN uftg ttt'
mate,
The FAMILY CATHARTIC PILL is gentle hut ac-
tive CHhurtC whi the proprietor has usd in his praC
ice more than twenty yeGtg.
The constantly increasing demand from those who
have long used the PILLS uud the satisfaction which
all express regard to thcr use, has induced place
thon within the Te8ch of all. ~
The Profession well kuuw that different CahurCs act
on different poi tOns Of the - bowels.
The FA hILY CA-S II II RTIC p I I l.
has, with due reference to- this well established
been Compounded from b |variUyUf he pur, Vtge-
table FNtructs. which act y alike on every Of the
alimeniay canal, and RTeE GOOD and SAFE in all
cases where Ca haTt!C T. = needed, suCh DE-
RANGEMENTS OF the = |STOM ACH, SLEEPl-
NESS, PAINS IN THE -slBA OK AM LOINS,
COSTLY VENESS, PAlNE|AND SORENESS OVER
THE WHOLE BODY -lfrom sudden cold, which
frequently It elected n nd 40 a long course OF Fe-
yer, Loss OF APE L,|TIrE,H CREEPING sen
SITONOF COLD OVER |TIIE BODY, FI9STI T. s.
MES, HEADACHE, or WEIGHT IN THE HEAD
all Iuhammatoy Diseases Worms in Children or Adults
Rheumatism Purifier of the Blood and many dis
eas which flesh heir too numerous to mention in
this advertisement Dose, 10 81
PRICE 30 CENTS.
e. The liver lnyiguTuttT and Family Cuihurtlc pDIs
Tet lied by Druggists generally and sold whole by
the Trade IN all the large towns
S, Il W SANFORD, NJ D.,
Manufacturer nd pTOmieter
iy7d&wR2O S35 Broadway, New York
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GRAEFEEBERG
HNnmiIY iRedicilnes.
nnnE IEsrtAinNv

HARrrORp rrumhull Co. Ohio, MarUh q, 1851.
herelv umt that nave hsUu dealing iu che Ora. D.
eelg Medciges lr lho past year and can truly Say hnt
nave never uhcfcd any medicines TO the public tltt have
met with The deuded appreciation the neople ko these
particularly The Ps aud Cnthuhcuu. They Will reedty
peom ~ aud more than 10 promised for them have
sold about hv bottles OF The Cnthoc0u the past scoson
and hear tho best results IN every case . .I
J. ". G.. JOHNSON Medical Agent
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upA1ruop ,NFptc,,y wovrN

FemNle Irregularities weakness. uterine placements
and all local uterine difficulties aud utiong trubes
Of wGmen, are entirely cared W THE GRAEFENBERG
hARSHALLS UTERINE CATHOLICON
~ his ConneCten Miss Beechgr ser uf the Rev Hem
Ward BeGChaT in letters TO the people page l2q says
II have inns sisters IN ssters-in law and fourteen te
male cousins. AL ma led, aud al. delicate snd alng
Amid the immense CTC loot my iends and Acquaintance.
can VI eca on married ladies' born IN this century aud
country who perfectly healthy Ia case, however
where hg Gueienberg CutOcon has been used, must
say that health has rnp taken the place Of JseBse and
ladies huVe become hust strung vigorous and healthy
Mrs Gleason, OF Il. ira, saws: Beautiful indeed is the
conhdug trusting nature Of woman, but how much does o.
heed TO be protecte by Watchuncss that will lead her
10 time Of disease to appeal to medical adviser OF scleu
fc eduoalo ion mural worth and purify Of character All
these may DO ecured by addressing the Grasonbofg Com
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August aud SGpismbCr Appointments,
DR. II. TUBBS can be consulted as

Dr. II gives his undivided attogliou to Chronic pisoas
treating Thousand annually. hundred of whom have
recovered arer all other resources had uich Mineral
ana other uOsuns used urs patients ever EN-
prospect oi recuYeV
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The shipments for the per have been Si bar
relp.
RYE FLouR-Is ia fair local demand, aud owing to light
supply, prices well maintained, and good qualities sell
steadily at s5OOG525.
CoRN MEAL-Is fair demand nj 81 G5 for coarse to 81 90
for extra bOlted
GRAlN-WHEAr-We have to note further large decline.
with 81. ckened demand and heavy ieeng the close
Lstestsales ofnew whltswere az 81 lOGll.
The receipts with those Of last week fol-
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MO ONE REMEDY is LOUDER


~ called for hy the necessities Of the American people
thau aud safe for Fever aud AguO such
tdy arc now euabe 10 utHr with perfect certainty
that u Will eIadica the disnS6 aud with assurance
led proof that no harm arise from its IN any
quantity.
That who protects from prevents this disorder must
he Of Immense service IN tho communities IN which
walls Prevention Is batter than Tor the patient
apes the risk which he must IN violent attacks Of this
bUttul dstomper. lhiS " CUTE eNpels the
Of Fever and Ague FROM the aud he
'eyeonment Of the disease II taken the approach
ot It's premuniO symptoms II IS MT only the best
edy yet discovered for thisclass OF cnpunt but
the cheapest The large quantity supply for dollar
brings within the reach Of every body; amt in bilious DIS
cts where Fever and Asue PREVAILS every body should
have II and and use Il freely both for ani pro-
lection 10 Is hoped uis will place within the
reach Of ulhe poor we'll the n Ia. great superb
UTty of this remedy other dcuv red for tho
speedy aud certain ul uiemittens IS that
no Qnnne mineral consequently II produces iuism
Those cured by It ue oi a. healtuy as II they Ind never
had the disease.
Fever and Aguc is alone the consequ OF the mia
matte poison. great variety Of disorder, from its
rritAtnu amnng which uo Nouulgiu RhcuVatism Guut,
Headache Blindness roOthache, Earuche, CsUuh Asth-
ma Palpitatau, Painful Affection Of the Spleen HyseT-
Psii In the Bowels, CuNc, PARALYSIS, ard DerauEo-
Of the SOmach, all Of which, when originating In This
put on the mienittentpe, hocnme periodical
This uRE" eNpes the poison from The blood aud
Qurutly cures them ullunke lts AN invaluable pflec
10 lar migrants aud pHIsuns travelling
ia malariuus Districts. n nav en- occasionally daily
white H1used the Infection that will be pr rgted from
the sys un and oaEnQt uc0qmuate sufficient quantity
upen INTO disease Hence % D. even more valuable pro-
lection IN cure, and W will sunrI nom Interi-
tents they uyi th mseves Of the protection tins ree-
DIV affords.
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offered to the Public as a supe.
ior article, poAeG.ng all the vir,
ues atcribed to it as a Neliicdlal
Beverage, and deferving of their
.atronage in preference to the fus-
,icious dccoaions emanating from
rrefponGble fources, and fold un-
Ter various pretentious names.
The fat that our houle Established
n l778,) has attained a favorable
equation for the genuine character
d purity Of its Liquors, will, We
#, We sufficient guarantee of the
Xcellence of this article.
Put up in QUART BoTTLFs, in
alcs of one and two dozen each,
md fold throughout the world by
)ruggiIts, Grocers, &c.
Druggiifs and Dealers
Supplied with
WINES AND BRANDIEs, J
Jirea from United States BondE
d NNarchaules.
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:" This uirtdes that have usod the GmeienherB Ph-
aud Marshals CahOlcOn sold here by j. n. C. Johnson
10 my practice, to my outhe satisfaction They are good
Hartford Trnmbull 60 q Norc6 'Iss7
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BUFFALO, CLEVELAND and CHICAGO LINE
OF SCREW STEAMERS.

ON THE OPENING OFSa4-7-l
~ Lake Nasg,tion, the proprigtors 81 HfiVEiM
of this Ltua will put upon tho route nom si -
Buffalo 10 brsra seven frst-rlnss A gaEE1t,EltaH
[ screw Steamers uf great stIcug "a and speed
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Read what Dr Bushnell saws Of the Graefcnb,rg NJ
cmts nr ISL ply stefan Of extensive practtcc, und
9lthe most successful 30 the county (1rumbulD On win
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AYERS
A GU Il Gu IL E.

FOR THE SPEEDY CURE OF
Intermittent Fepsr. OF FeUer and Ague, Remit
tent FeUer, Chill FeUer, Dumb Ague, Period
zeal Headache, or BiiiOuS Headache and B,i.
iOus Feoers-indeed, for the iohoie class Of dis
eases originating in hillary arrangement,
caused By the malaria of midSmatic countries
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Rates OF Fare
miscellaneous.
Alarm Spring Sash Balance
ENTED
March I'd, 1858, by

THOs. DENHAM JOSEPH W. BRIGGS.
OfCleyelond, Ohio
VNHE SPRING AND IT'S ATTACH
IL mems are perfect substitute fUr wei rus snd pul
eys and balances The sash t any desired puaI eyinf u
ALARM by the TulSn ur lowering Iho sash ANA rg
easily applied TO windows lu buIdIr. rsauv built.
1he following iestm' Mai rs um tho en- known Mssts
Builders ut Cleveland r.
CLEyELASp, OHIO. Noyemhcr ls5s
Messfs, DENHAN bu0Gs We Doc. uuH HrTttrurI hav-
uF examine, d your ALARM NPRlNG SASH RtLANCE
eau moat cheer y rec mu CuJ as al Invention IA u7
o ocommunly aud superior Co ANYTHING Tor su Uur. og4s
we have ever seen patented. rlu s1sh hurgpercrty Inn
uucod AMI burglar proof tuLe Der Wth r Iefen ~ and
simplicity of construction and pied % Inc viDdy viii
such comparatively tulug eXnruse sun ceut Euarnftv
that generous pupr viii nduut TO- and u VIII c,B,r t
genera use Truly y.ure 'N 'N'N
j. VI. BlWNnnn .Aichuec soac SiuriCvmt. Builder
N, !hu hulueI . IGcu Campbell. do
W > Wu5H-l. ..ss-'-tNl lHtllG II kldupt........ do
,l ~ hoAl'f vN JAIME. Hudee. do
" F, uoloh...s'ftt.. uo IA q B H1nH.d ....... dJ
o.Ni Ntiess stts.,.trf 20 Is. u HChHrusnu.... do
" lulah Anllhter.. DO IT, N Wa d......... do
Henry blOlr.-....... do Is galHua .......... 90
T. u Young .,....... DO Lew Ial uson ....... do
A. J. PIper....... do Iufu t1u,pt s. 4 4utractor
Ohm Gill. .C1utrarf0rl .nl Uuilder
uuu Builder
Tbs invention is on exhibition 90 the Paint end Glass
" Nar' house Of 7. DENHAM No go lu3hg 6Qulre
en. gLn S-1r ~ .nI .1l- nv .ht ELenen- dao2t
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Ceadl Notifies.
FnorOsED 1MENlR35gST no TnE con

Relative 10 au Amuuunirf Goa tHnstutiOu. nruVidin
tot Aunull Ses ions ol ihe etuoial Assembly -
hfa1lncd br o. osafr0i AsffHhN ilf Silff Of OHIO
thtethuls ui The mcuihuls VI each house cuuCurruf
lhetlu ~ De uud BE- hrruy proposed tU ne elrcto u
tht Stale Co vutr ut The next annual UcUnur SLATE election
Won l1 anpr0Hd or Io elton OF te following umrndmun
Nf aubstuu lur me hrs Ulausu ui I've twenty nh
lnn % The sec etuclani The Cons nu'ou of this state
w VII "A itRulat sessions Of the Gunual Assembly
shall Commence The htst MuuduV iu Jouunry annually
WILLIAM B, WOODS,
speaker of the liuuip Rcnrcs ntntitcs.
MARTIN WElKEn.
! April 8. 1852 president III The senate
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SAN RD'S
Family CathartiC Pills,

Pure Vegetable Extracts, and put up in Glass
Cases, dir Tight, and lOH keep in any cii
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srcrrlARy on srArr's oFriof.

NTUUE1AnY on NfATETa UFTIuEIl
Columbus. q. April Z, 1869.
hereby certify that ttc foregoing joint Resolution "fn
lanye TO an Amendment to tho Cunsuugn providing iot
Auuual ses9nus 0f hf Ncuerat Ascmb ta atruo copy
p. RUSSELL,
anll7suott3 . Scc,eiary oi State.
the St,te of OHIO. UouH VI Common Pitas
Cuyuhuga County, IS.
Mary Coouey,
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NEW YORY BANK sTATEAEN T-July %
CBY TELEGRAPH

NEW YORK STOCK MARKET-July %
icy TELEGRAPH.l
Stocks dun an he. Wy Mo si1as s3ts IN Ceutl bonds
bonds S23s. II isOn inert IS, Paclur Nal yh ana 7
241<; Ch x Gl; Mnh ~; Is; Han pld &; Mich s.
gtd y; Panama ll3As; Gal CHI GA,
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It gives great certify 60 the nvorahle
ativo action Of the Graelenberg Marshas Uterine Ca
huCUn IN all Of female disease aud TO the skill
high moral character Of the hedbal Department OF the
GruHienbeTg Company.
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J. p. LAMBERT. NJ. D.,
AnlnTn -Four Cnrners. Penn

am Methodist Clergyman MY heart has fairly ached
20 witness the feeble health Of women have Travelled
ny circuit preaching the Gospel. thank God however
shat have all these diseases give TO the Graeen-
herg Marshals Uterine CaihuhcOn whe ever has been
used. Rev. PETER SHARP, Rdgeway, N tch,
former OF Western Stark, Medina Co., o
~ For sale by Druggists and Medicine Dealers through
out tho State
" For medicines or agencies address
H. b. KINGSLEY, Cleveland,
marB Agent iOr Ohio.
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properly ku,un Seminal Weakness sc. Can be perma
nen y cured IRON fifteen days u mOuths by the
OF tins instrument, when used cunolnty with medicines
YOUNG MEN TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DR. AMOS b son take pleasure lu announcing that they
have iuventd important instrument for the
most eminent physicians in London Paris, Phadelphl6
aud New York. It has been declared the only useful ustu
any disease caused by the secret habits Of youth Price
a. B--Dr. AMOS & SON. in order to satisfy the most
Akeutra Hst the mers of ms instrument pledge lhcW
elves that Ia instance here prove uushtisaC
tory, ~ fair trll, he will be refunded by
turning the instrument In good order
A CURE WARRANTED
DR., AMOS & SON have devoted their attention tNrlu
veiy " this peculiar class of maal aud the relief thcS
have consequently been enabled to euderthe fellow Cre0
turps fully testified and gratefully knuwedgcd by con
esceut PATIENTS and Others daily arriving in town from
parts Of the country te express purpose nly ot consul
signal advantages; vet from what they have HpeutuGed
i-QuGns into the causes OF these Infectious complaints
from their simple condition ia that Of the most dan
ger us and uyeieucO they have always entertained th
lby OF their Cntuu and removal, aud likewise
invariably found that the most horrible and mngnant forms
disease could almost invariably he traced To of the
following Ignorance neg lect, the bid elect
uuskllhui und improper treatment; therefore Dr. AMOS
SON have succeeded N dscoverng,lu IN the ,ctiuu u
tug al combination of remedies VIII ch boar an equyocu
character we'll hose whose premature iuudCinus
application might be productive u bad consequence m the
@uuS OF g2e lnuly duus. In short the luudahlu eud u
lTremodies is the lUssenng OF great ul human
by the alienation, ieet aud prevention ut thogt
svous affections thar are ruy the secret foes OF hlt
urour skin and mteri, renee In their e1terminsjiuu
COUNTRY INVALIDs.
Persons any Of the world may be successfully
treated hY forwarding correct detail Oi their case, with
remittance for medicines sc,
address Dr. AMOS ION, corner ala and Qnay.sts.
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1859. 1859.
CHICAGO AND MILWAUKEE,.
American and Western transportation
Csmpanies' Lina Boats,

~ALEAVE CLEVELAND
,lzsrazsls daily for Chicago wuukee aud shehoY-
gan, ttuchtrg & atWtermediate ports.
POTOMAC MOHAWK,
Capt GebhaId Capt Pheau
IOWA. TONAWANlA
Capt. Jones Capt Palmer.
ORIENTAL, FREE STA +,
Capt, Briggs EMt Rounds
BUFFAIO o, pLYMOUTH
Capt Conkoy Cart Dickson
CHICAGO. NEPTUNE
Cant Herrick capt. Napier.
MILWAUKEE, DUNKIRK,
Capt Hunt Capt Hnckey.
NILE, MOUNT " kRNON,
Capt Collins. Capt Bennett
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OLNVELAN FEMALE ALMINAN-

N. SANFORD, A. M, Principal
o. Bni
al ext s, /, o m app o Large Corn
EXPERIENCED SUCCESSFUL INSTRUCTORS
uei lima vInttu huoC of
va
e.
% and dCsscaC Cora r Tom yas Ina
day ~ ID, r sh. D ey wok
W a M n Avroppp ptrir
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n OOONEY. tbe defen.

WILLIAM COONEY. the defen.
w dam, Will take notice th Mary COonuy hashled
n the office otho Clork Ofthe ou OF Common Pleas of
ne County niorcsaid, her petition praying Tor divorce
rom si William Guoucy and for Tie custody OF their
miner children For cause she alleges Abandonment
adultery hahitual drunkruness extreme cruelty and
neglect OF duty Said cause viii be for hesrug a the next
term OF the Court aud unless he plead, answer r douur
said petition, the same will De taken confessed and de-
cree entered nccuTdnsy lie will also take uulce that
dcuustuns " ~ be taken hotuie CumuCteut au hOy In
the above euile cause, II the office H J Rider, In The
CITY of Ceveand On he county aud state ut resad on the
18Th dsy Of july 1853, between the hours Of o'clock
", and cloUk N o. said ny, au irum day iharesf
torut ihe same paoe until completed, ~
June l6th, 1879. L. J. RIDER,
iulT.2il Atyn'r Petitioner
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A MOST soIENrlFIC INVENTION.

An rsirument for the of Nocturnal Emissions
properly ku'y1n seminal Weakness, SC Can be perma
ueuy cured IT. fifteen days mOuths by the
OF this instrument when used CunlulutV with medicines.
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A CuRE WARRANrEn.


Persons IN any uau Of the world may be successfully
treated boy forwarding correct dealUi their casc with
femt lance for medicines sc.
Address DR. AMOS a ION, corner N 1in aud Ouuy-yts
Buffalo n. ,auedp r'luofS
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And that miving now perfected his syS'em nf BRACE
SPINAL LEVERS PROPS. BRACE TRUSSES
PILE SPRINGS, CHlLDBED GIRDLESi
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1859-07-14

A TALE OF LovE.-The editor Of the L.
rcka Union relates, as follows, how he ono,
fell in love, and got the mitten:
1--WE were never, dear reader, desperately
in love but once, and that was with red
no, auburn-haired girl, with freckled com.
plexion, and who had but few pretensions t,
beauty; but then she had such really beauti
full eyes, deep, liquid eyes, through which hcl
soul, in moments Of tenderness, looked ou
with passionate fervor, and in Joyous mirtl
flashed and sparklcd like the light Of thou.
sand w-drops-diamonds, we were gDina
TO say, but We never saw thousand dia.
monds. Her name was Laura-which when
breathed softly, by a very soft lover, is We.
~ sweet name-and her clear, ringing laugl
fell around you like shower Of silver bells
Moreover, she wore dark, winc-coloret
dress, trimmed with lilac-colorcd velvet and
black fringe, with neat little collar Of white
lace, which is the prettiest Of dresses, and
has the effect TO make very plain girl alb
solutey charming She never perforated her
cars TO hang therefrom a pendulum Of bras
and glass and the only ornament on hei
little white hand, which needed none, was a
plain gold ring sacred to the memory Of a
maiden promise. Well, one evening-it wa,
then moonlight, in Summer time-we sat a.
lone in the porch by the cottage door, hold.
ing that white little hand in a gentle pres
sure, one arm had stolen around her waist
and a silent song Of joy, 'like the music ol
the night" was in our soul. Our lips met in
a sweet, delicious kiss, and bending softly to
her ear, we whispered tale of passionate
devotion-we proposed, and-he kaie red
headsd thing refused us.
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Religious Services.

PresJyteridn-Liberty Street. Services in
the morning at l04 o'clock, and evening al
IS. Pastor-Rev. J. Ii. Symmes.
English Lutherdn-Corner of Baltimore and
Centre Streets. Services in the morning at
1ol o'clock, and in the evening at 8 o'clock,
Pastor-Rev. A. j. Weddell.
Methodist Episcopal-Centre Street. Ser
vices in the morning at 10t o'clock, and in
the .evening at 8 o'clock. Pastor-Rev. b,
II. Crever.
Methodist Protestdnt-Bedford st. Ser
vices in the morning at l03 o'clock, and in
the evening at 81 o'clock. Pastor-Rev. Ii.
C. Cushing.
Washington Street. Ser
vices in the morning at l01 o'clock, and in
the evening at 8. No regular pastor al
present.
Baytist-Bedford Street. No Pastor.
German Lutteran-Bedford Street. Ser.
vices in the morning at 10 o'clock, and in the
afternoon at 81 o'clock. Pastor-Rev. +,
Fuselel.
st. atricks-Centre Street. Services in
the morning at 10 o'clock, and vespers at 4
Pastor=-Rev. Edward Brennan.
81. Peter and 81. Pam-Fayette Street.
Services in the morning at 10 o'clock, ant
vespers at 81 Pastor-Father Seelos.
JeuiSh Spnogogue-Baltimor Street. Ser
vices Saturday morning at O'Clock. Pas
tor-Rev. A. Laser.
Second German Lutheran Church-Centr'
Street. Services in the morning at 10 o.
clock, and afternoon at q o'clock. Pastor
Rev Louis BiltZ.
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aDit ann DnRur.


@. o. Dan Irish store-keeper having
ordered quantity Of haddock fish, by Adams
& Co. 5 Express, was somewhat indignant up
on the delivery of the fish TO find Oh the out.
side Of the package the letters &c. O. D."
"An sure, says Pat 81 didn't order cod
fish ?"
The express-man examined the fish and
pronounced them hadiock.
"Well, says Pat "c-o-d wont spell had1
deck
ooh, no, the exprsss-mau replied, coed
spells cod"
"An," says Pat, triumphantly, pointing to
the fish, "them's fsh y
"Yes-you are right there"
well, that makes ccy'fsh, don't it, ys spai-
peen ?"
"But where do you get the cod from?"
returns the express-man.
"Look here" says Pat pointing at the poF-
| tentous G. o. y. " that's cod, to be sire.
| ooh, no replies express" that's G. o. D.,
which means collect on diliveryl"
"Ah, bedad, didn't think o that cries Pat
scratching his head with one hand and feel
ing for his purse with the other; but young
man, let me give ye bit o advice. When
yez bring any more bundles for me, don't pu.
ON anything SD mysteriously again; but joost
reverse the big letters, ID. o. c., and yez can
deliver on collection, which any fool can un-
Gerstand
The express-man walked off, much pleased,
and promised 10 lay Pats suggestion before
the uperintendant.-N. Y. Mercury.
Paddy's description of fiddle can't be beat.
at Is the shape of turkey and the size Of a
goose; turned it over on its back, and rub-
bed its belly with a crooked stick, and oh
Saint Patrick, how it squealed.
I The ways Of the heart are diverse. The
heart Of a woman is to be reached through
the eye or the ear; but mans heart accord
ing 10 Napoleon, is best approached through
the stomach. Vulgar, but true.
Miss Agnes Jane Is fond of crinoline, gnd
took severe cold during the late severe frost.
"My dear" said her mother, 81 am afraid
you are going into decline" "Bless you,
no, said the girl, "it's nothing but the hoop
ing cough."
Temy5ation is the halfway house on the
road to ruin, and the tol-gate is only passa-
ble by the forfeiture Of q very heavy fine,
namely, our character and our constitution.
Quin had a gardener who was very slow.
Thomas" said he, "dd you ever see snail 2"
Certainly" "Then," rcjoined the wit ''you
must have met him, for you could never over
take him."
A gentleman observing that he had fallen
asleep during sermon preached by bishop.
a wag remarked "that it must havebcen Bish-
op, the composer" -
MIA Methodist preacher soufr, during
his prayer, preliminary to preaching. while
fnll Of zeal, used the following expression:
',Oh Lord we ptay thee 50 ca,taii She dew
lis power in this place. An old negro.
who was always ready for rcsponse, leaped
upon his feet, and exclaimed: "Amcni dat
right Lord cat he taa smack and smore
W.
A young "back, nowadays, is curiously
compounded he has bearer on his head. a
goatec on his chin, kids on his hands, calues
on lis legs, land doe-skin also.l casts sheeDs'
eyes, and is looked upon by his docting dock
as deer at any price