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TIE COMIC ATING DETCHMAN.

We know not where the following story
came from but, as it gives a droll picture
Of II mrthodical and pcrservcring Dutch
man, 1t may not prove uncntertanlng.-
Two English gentleman once stepped into y
coilrrhnu.r in Paris, whore they observed II
tail. odd-iuoking man, who appeared not to
be Il native, sitting at one Of the tables, and
looking around with the most stone like
gravity Of cOuntrnance upon every object.
Soon after the two Ensli>hman entered, one
of them told the other that celebrated
dwarf had arrived in Paris. At this the
grave looking parsonage above mentioned,
opened his mouth and spoke IL arriych,'
said he, "thou arrivc>t, he arrives, we ar
rive, you arrive, they arrive. The English
man, whose remark seemed to have su,-
gcSted this mysterious speech, stepped up
to the stranger and asked, "Did you speak
to me, sir?' 81 speak," replied the stran-
ger, "thou speakest, he speaks, we sneak,
you speak, they speas.' "ilow is this"
said the Englishman, ''Do YOU mean to in
suit mc?' The other replied, II insult,
thou insultest. he insults, we insult, you in
suit, they INSULT" ''This is to much" said
the Engishman, 81 will have satisfaction :;
if YOU have any spirit with your rud"ness,
come along with me-" TO this defiance
the imperturbable stranger replied, 81
come, thou comest, he comes, we come, you
come, they come" aud thereupon he rose
with great GOODNESS, and followed his chal-
lcnScr. In those days, when every gentle
man wore sword ducls were speedily dis
patched. They went into "a neighborns al
ley, and the Eng slishman unsheathing his
weapon, said to his antagonist, "Now, sir,
you must fight me.' 81 fight" replied
the other, drawing his sword, ''thou fight
est, he fights, we fght"-hrre he made IA
thrust-'.you fight, they fsht;" and here
he disarmcd his adversary.
"Well," said the Enslshman, "you have
the best of it, and hope you are satisfied"
81 am satisted,' said tho original, sheath
ng his sword, ''thou art satisfied, he is
satisfied, We are satisfied, you are satisfied,
they are satisfied" 81 am glad everybody
is satisfied" said the Engiishman; ''but
pray leave off quizzinS me in this strange
manner, and tell me what is your object, if
you have any, in doing so:' The grave
gentleman now, for the first time, became
ineligible. 81 am Dutchman," said he,
land am learning your language. | find it
very difficult to remember the peculiaritles
Of the verbs, and my tutor has advised me,
in order to fix them in my mind, to con u
gate every English verb that | hear spoken.
This have made it rule to do. | don't
like to have my plans broken in upon while
they arc in operation, or | would have told
you of this bcfore.' The Euglishman
laughed heartily at this explanation, and
invited the onjusatins Du,chman to dine
with them. Il will dine" replied he,
''thou wilt dine, be will dine, we will dine,
you will dine, they will dine, we will all
dine together" This they accordingly did,
and it was difficult to say whether the Dutch
man ate Or corrugated with most perseyer-
ance.
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A RARE PRINTER.

A Western paper contains the following
ndvertisrmcnt:-'Wan situation, a prac-
teal printer, who is competent to take
charge Of any department in printing and
publishing house. Would accept profess
orship in any of the acadamies. Has no
objection to teach ornamental painting and
pcnmanship, geometry, trisonometry, and
many other sciences. Is particularly suited
to act as pastor to small evangelical
church, or as loca! preacher. He would
have no objection to form small but select
class of interesting Young ladies', to instruct
in the highest branches. To a dentist or
chiropodlst he would be Invaluable, as he
can do almost anything. Would board with
n family, if decidedly pious. For further
particulars inquire of Col. Buffalo, at
Browns Saloon.'
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CO Judge Jetfreys, of notorious memory,
pointing with his cane to a man who was
about to be tried, said:
s'There is rogue at the end of my cane.'
The man to whom he pointed, looking at
him, asked: .... .--. ..... -....- Co..
SAT which end, my lord:" a..- .s..:sa.
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MoHAMMEDAN PASSPORT ToPARADISE.

When devout Mnhammedan on his death
bed gives to his spiritual guide the requisite
amount of money, he is furnished with n
passport to paradise, which is carefully
placed near his head in the coffin. The fol-
lowing is free translation of one Of these
passports:
"Ange! Gabriel Dear Sir: In considera-
ton of the sum of Rs, paid by Shck
Abdul karum into our common treasury,
you will please deliver to him on arrival at
your place, three pomegranate trees, two
date do, one tamarind, and other trees in
proportion. Also seventeen black houris
and seven palaces, horses and cattle in abun-
dance, and oblige yours, Co.,
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,...r.l Agent fer shs .oiise''o" Of .>''t''

G,ssrsI .lSsss for the so"se!so" ~
BIfis, &c.,
DrVISoS CRAWFORD COT MY '.'':'. w " !, -
,rlII attend to the Payment at Taxes ahh 'he VIZ
w i-,,,, -, Dehrs All Business entrusted 10 ms
care v i'll be promptly attended TO-. .. ,., Low,
RyrIRENcEs-H"n {. f "hi'ihs oi'aW" '" u,,'n ""
p A. Tritle E,,, A. Cochran Erq,, '""nN' " n,,.n
Iowa; d T Jewett, Esq u. X. S"cS"e!' fSl.' ~. ~
I,,uIS Mo; John ) k,mUaiI. Esq john A. rt'e,s' ""'
Bangor, Name. --~~-----
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cyAn impatient Welshman called to his
wife, Come, come, isn't brcakfas. rrady2
I've had nothing since Yesterday, and 10.
morrow will be the third day - t'I.4 5sae@
This is equal to the stirring housewife.
who aroused her maid at four O'Clock,
with
"Come, come, Bridget, get up! Here
tits Monday morning; to. .morrow's Tuesday
next dny's Wednesday, half the week sons,
and nothing done yet!' .-.~. ,....... = -
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RIVER HOUSE!

near the Council Bluffs & Omaha Steam
Ferry Landing, Iowa side.
'NEAMSTERS AND EMIGRANTS WILL,
pI, nia II greatly to their advantage, to make the
a., hoo SE point, they will be on hand for the
S .hihs boat All passengers for Omaha and Coun-
~, VIII be carried to and from the River House.
ms ~ ems oy HaTps Omnibus line, arrangements be-
~,,h le ,or an extra Bus daily Our BAR is supplied
"...teeper. Give u call.
MARKLgY 4 DIAN
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CURTIS BROTIIERS,
Surveyors and Land Agents
CANTEE \ COVRTEXGMY.
Successors to Porter s CarterD
ZEAL ESTATE AGENTS,

Auctloa and Commission Merchants
FOR THE SALE OF
haerchanAize, Houses. Lots. Lands. &C.. Middle
broadway, Council Bluffs. Iowa.
ToSSlGSMENTS SOLICITED FROM HOME AND
~ abroad, AL a.selse. to with prumptness and dis
patch
REFER TO
hoa Thomas II. Benton. Jr. r Snow G. A. Robin
son, Vim II Robinson, Council BlUts; pruIiard Bnf-
eae, n Y; Kee!er, Albany, NY. Inl3-u
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cT An exchange paper, under the head
of Good advice,' advises Young men to
"wrap themselves up in their virtue A
contemporary we'll says: "Many of them
would freeze to death next winter If they had
no other covering"
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~ y woman III Cincinnati RECENTLY
made an application for din, on tho
ground that 'her husband was confound-
ed fool" The magistrate informed her
that, if that We're held to be valid reason.
in law, half the married women in Pork
opolis would be legally entitled to a matri-
monial separation. The woman appeared
comforted by this assurance--w -wretebru -
ness is always alevi,red By numbers and
departed in an improved state Of mind, and
with a Touch of consnlatian !. -. IL "a
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Cy' lawyers relation to society is like
that Of the scarecrow to the corn6eid; con-
cedc that he effects nothing of positive
good, and he still exerts a, Wholesome
influence. from the terror his presence
inspires. a%@ iFF-s-. sa5aEs.z ba,lsgsa
The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1859-02-05

CO Those people who turn up thei:
noses ut the world might DO w-h 10 reflect
that it is as good a world as they ever WERE
iu, and without an immediate refeTrn. it i
a much better one than they are ever likely
to gct into again. s''7*
The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1859-02-05

eF What is the difference between
good soldier and fashionable lady !? Ans, {
One faces the powder, and ths othsri
powders the face. *afass sys s3s8 -,
The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1859-02-05
nuEL CLINTON.
CLINTON s. BALDWIN,
w NJ. s. PEltSONS

Attorneys at Law, Council Bluffs, Iowa.
rr,ct,ce in all the Courts in Western Iowa ahs
IA III P'" " n29-yl
The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1859-02-05

CyWhy is a sheet Of postage stamps
like distant relations !? Because they are but
slightly connected.
The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1859-02-05

CO "Why is an old maid like dried
orangeY Because neither Of them is worth
a good squeeze"
The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1859-02-05

CO Why is the sun like a good loaf p
Because It's light when it rises.
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j. Il. OLIVER, ,

Merchant Tailor,
And Dealer in Gentleman'S Furnishing Goods,
u.aa,. R,ooduey, COUNCIL BLUFFS.
yGcp> m HAND 4 CHOICE SELECTION
II Of CLOTHS CASlMERES IESrlNus, IA
which he " III make up order, IN the latest ana ~
,,i ,,nr,,vr,l =, o., Together with beautiful h
assortment Of GENTS FURNISHING GOODS.
nj :, J. r. OLIVER.
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e% The population Of San Frano;sco il
estimated to be 5,aeo or $4,000. y 2 f's
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4. COCHRAN,
General nC1 ASc1At'

COZ NNIT. HIIFFS, IOWA.
I PROMPTLY ATTEND TO THE LO-
" CLTIoN and Sale Vi Land Warrants i"F non
e,i.nt,: the payment ,f TLNc> and the i'"'se az"
'e " ", i 49, lI r,vc fImc f,r ,avmcnrs tn2-u.
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A. G.. FORD,
DR. w. 5. GRIMES,

A rroRNEY AND cooNShlLo' a '1'
u Gil BLUFFS. Iowa. ,,. we,re
ITomce over my p" nSu.
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II. TEMPLE,
p1oXEER BOOK BINDERf.

.-roRSEY AT LAW. LEWIS CAss rSrs+ ~. ~
II iowa oim'o " v2n3Syl
Ian Is 1899
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. ThtTLE, SW. g. FAlRLElGll
T.. TOOTLE ( J W. TOoTLE.
TOOTLES s. EAIkLEIGH,

L'NCLrSlvELy WHOLESALE DEALERS IN DRY
IL GOODS Groceries, Boots, Shoes, Clothing Liquors
Queeuswarc, &c. &c, ami
FORWARDING 4 COMMISSION MERCHANTS
Ia. street. 81. Joseph. Mo.
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FRANK STREET..


.1isorn.y = to""selior at Lac, to"rey""et'
= Gsn.raI Land .SSs"f,
COI.NrIL HLLFF<, IOHI
Feb l3-ui?-u
= unvx w. MrCLELLAND
HONN s. NCCLELLAND,
ruNSICIANS - SURGEONS.
Cut'NCIl. BLI'FFS. IOWA. w
COLLINS HOUSE.
CORNER or 3nD AND MARKET STREETS,
Dts .Hotns IIsy, zo"".
l.. A. rELTON.. VI. toLL'N>
PROPRIETORS.
X. ii. WILLIAMS,
ATTORNEY at LA"
con NCIL BLIFFS IOWA.
Mayl, lS5s-,:ul
Y. W. kHNETT,
CITY BooIkSTo7
North Side Lower broadway.
nEALER ALL TIE NEW L STAND
~ ARD Books. Ma@dzinr>, Pen ideals, Cheap Ire d.
,prp Srwsp,rrrs a. n3-u.
II. &. BLOOMER,
Notary Public \ Ion,missiOnsr Of Deeds FOR
fhs SLATE Of .%ftC York.
nEEDS n &CONVEYANcE> OF ALL KINDS
- promptly hel "'h A,ni acknowledged
J ! Onirc IN Empire Bloc. opposite Paclhc House
May 1S57-nl-u
). r. CAsADY. j. D. TEST
lASaDY 4 TEST,
.iffora.ys and Connssiiors at Lac, aud
GENERAL LAND AGENTS,
tor>cIL BLrtis.......'............ .......'....to"A
PROMPTLY ATTEND IANV
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Come 10 Vie in Apple Time

BY G.. HosEPHAT.
rittsn Expressly for the O. s. Journal. Nth
Brlrk IN his Hat and 7tyh Boots on.
Come to me in Apple-tlme.
And as daylight CLOSES,
We will have a capital time,
Eatlu' OF Sheep-Noses.
when the SOUR ones pain nur---Sldc,
AMI We shake and shiver,
Then we'll quit, and let ON slide
PreservIn thus the liver.
When the weasel, in his way,
All the Geese is seIzin'
C!dcr-tight we'll sing and play,
All the girls squerzin'
Then come I" me in Appie-time,
And ds daylight closes
We will have capital time,
EatiH' Of Shecp-Noscs
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l'AS.aDY 4 TEST,

.iffOrarys and fOHnssiiOrs at Lac, aud
GENERAL LAND AGENTS,
tOfNtlt BIl = y w !" -
WILL PROMPTLY ATTEND TO LAND
w Acenrlcs t"Urttrns, Investing hcy, i"ai-
ing and Selling Land Warrants, and all other tusln"sN
pertaining their putcssIUn III Western Iowa and Me-
hCa>k. nlu.
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X1-v F. KlTER, BOOK BINDER ANp ,n,r. nnn' !. !.
w B,os Manufactured COUNCIL bLuifs, ~" y, Rms
prepared To execute III ,h workmanlikc man
ness promptly, III u34-u
ner and at low prices.
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17oI 1I-NO- Al. WHOLE NO. 93.o 1arro2 ! .og
From the Ohio State Journal.
GEM OF SONG.

Being naturally of a skeptical temper, we
have never had that faith in the poetic gem
uineness of General George P. Morris, which
it had been well for us to have. AT times
we have thought this metrical warrior wrote
stuff, (if we may use che disrespectfui e1.
pressi"n,) and even frequent perusal OF
"W Woodman Spare that Tree" has not re-
moved this fatal heresy of ours. We know
very we'll, that all the canons of the literary
church are against US, and We have been
sorely troubled. We have mortified oursc!f
bv course of the very worst poetlcal read.
ing to be found in the newspapers, and tried
to make the Generals verses appear good
by contrast. In vain. The very worst
newspaper poetry presented no contrast
whatever. We are in despair; and here, as
if to add to the desperation of our case, the
General has been and gone and written a
song, which we print below, that the com
passionate reader may understand our feel-
incs, if he cannot share them
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physician and sNfse""'
r-orFrCE-second Story, Haess BLOCK, ,3ls', ns"'''
Broadway.
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s,11livan, M. u.
.xS,C,ANA SURGEON. OFFICE AT i'"n. Dn
1pEN,S ORIG STORE, Lower Broad"'s' Nm
ell Bluffs, Iowa. -----------
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.gff0Tn-y \ IOMmsrIfor at Lac, f0"rey""efF
4 Gtn.raI Land .SSsnf,
EOE.N1xL BLIFFS, lOUi.
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J. p CASADY.
CASADY s. TEST,
v,ukcrs and Dealers In E>s"a"se'
C,UNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA.
MIA
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CORNER OF 3RD AND MARKET STREETS,
Dss .HOtns <Wy, xOTn.
l.. 4. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. VI. COLLINS.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1859-08-13
Testimonials Of the Horace Waters Pianos
aud MeIodeons.

Tho Piane came to hard, in frss rae or.sr. n.s
hesntifa! Instrument aua 90 G.!ssa1e"-Lce q walker,
John Hewitt, ., Carthage. New YORK. who h.. had
ops Of The uorscE atsrs Piauos, writes =. follows
friend Of ,'he WISHES ne to purchase piano for
her She likes the ono yoa sold me IA DeoensT, is56.
Nv piano becoming popular In this place and II ink
can introduce ON. or i've more; they will be more
popular than any other make
Wa have two u wa.ers Pi.nos in use IN on, SEN
aarr one Of which has been severely tested for thres
,eArs and v. can se,ly to their good qualify and du'
III. w.Ts=.. Esss-Dear SIR: Having used one Of
your piano-ferte: for Two sears past, have found in
prinstyal Rrss ilyn Esig ns stslasry.
"The sno received from you eoutnueste give sat-
.fsetion regard it of ihe hest In
the place. "-Jsm;s l.. Clarie, char!essos, Ia.
1.-THE Meiodeon has safely arrived. feel ohig ed TO
you for liberal discount~iil do all for you
in these psrts -Rsr. ~. Co-rfek, rary.srifisS c.
.'fhc fiano Has duly received 1t came in excellent
condition. and 10 very much admired by ny
family. Accept my thank, for your promp,nsa" -
Reb<rt Cooper. HsrrsaA0n- Dsosfsra ossHts, Pc.
Your Piano r!esses well. J., sthe hest in
County. "-TAsaGs 4. LatAGn, Cansshsa. Ga.
we are very much ooiis.d 70 you for having sen.
80 recommend il. 'Bicss, Held T. Co.. Bsssis Ista.
"rh. Horace Waters Pianos are knosn a. among the
hest We enshled to speak of these instruments
wth confidence from personal know ledge Of their e1
celient ionc aud durable lusl!ty."-S T. EraHgs!ist,
I'VE can speak Of the merits OF the Horace ma'er.
Planes rom personal knowledge ~ henS c. the very
test quality .''-CArtstiIn fatsiiss~es-.
"Nothins n. the state Fair displayed greater excel
lence III any department than the Horace Waters Pr
auos -'-CisrekssH.
The liorsc- Water. Pianos built Of the hest and
most thoroughly seasoned material. We have doubt
that buyers do we perhaps better, n; this than
at any other house in the Union. - .4irctetsk yoar!.
Waters Pisnos aud Mclpdeons challenge compsri-
son With the rnest made anywhere in The country -
Home JsarssL
Horace Waters Piano Fortes Of full. rich srd
even tunc ard powerful "Sse York -Mssfeai Rrrisg.
''our friends will fnd at Mr.. Waters store the very
best assortment. u Pianos he found in I'll. United
states. and arg. southern ana western friend.
tn give hun cali whenever they go to New ars 49,
Grskaa's Magazine
Waieroonis 333 Broadway. New York.
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BRYANT. BELL 4 STkATToN q
COMMERCIAL COIl.E(:E-


TUE Partnership % the eader>isasd hasiay
l bsea dissolved, II becomes uecesssry tia.
all persons indebted 10 us should pay up mme.
diately. SNuCkER 4 EisESHARr.
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Singers Sewing Machine.

FIFTY DOLLARS.
HAVING completed aai occupied our great
/ firc-pr"of huaaiactoTy- most perfect
machine shop in the wprld--wc have signaizeh
the event ~ producing new fnm'y sewing
Machine. containing the latest Improvements at
Mc very low mice VI
FIFTT DOLLJH.S,
T,is great reduction VII leave the pubic
without udGrt meat al ,Trase for GuyinS any q.
the interior machin ~hich infringe oar pal
enta. con. petition win heacetorth become i'm
possible T-rr large reduction aas becn IL de
IN tic prices of all Of
SINGERS STA..DA3D MACHINES
for marufac uring purposes. which arc vel.
knoer ~ ha without any successful 1iV3l N the
marhe'. Much his recently Geen p.hti-bea in
regard t. salious stltrhas made ~ sewing ma
chimes. We will t2hs II !or granted that all TIE
world knows She fact, IT Singers Machine
maze the ttst stitch ever Invented, and do Il II
the lest style.
cs~&ent f,sr y copy Of l. " Singer {. C." :
Gn.e.!. whi,s cor'uins full iniormHt on ah"a'
prices, sizes, etc. oil sewing machines. ana teft BE-
s,lpI l.ed gratis. !. N SINNER * ca,
Jan. - l-5a: ass Eroaiuat. .ts.r York.
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Two LEGGEpCALvEs- There were tax
en- through this place yesterday two calves
tina, were destitute Of fore leges. They
are from the farm OF Mr.. John Ms,hers,
near Round Grove, Muion county. Iowa.
They have a common sire but different
mot ,eTs. They are uov oae month old.
and seem to bs hearty. From birth they
have been eatsre;y destitute of fore legs.
The fore shoulders aud the fore part
Of their bodies generally. have a smaller
development than is usual at q cir age,
while the hinder parts have larger de-
'elopmeat than usual. They travel back
wards Oh their hind legs. while the head
and ttr2 shoulders are elevated from
foot to a foot anl half froal the ground.
Ga the whole they are rather rare speel-
mems Of the cattle species, They ara
now being taken east, aud will probably
fall IN with SOME travelling show - Ost,i-
bcs4 Uer4}3
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G hirpiftEsC ON Pre- ntice.

An Indiana editor says ;ha: "ths fools
are not ali dead yet Ii they were. he
wouiin't be alive to tell il.
Editing paper dos MT make the
fellow OF the Southern Democrat fool !;
II only shows him to lie one
Sixteen mcn.hs from today vii! Be
fought the great Presidential battle of
io6j. The Democracy are cnirenchins
themselves behind their dcfenees, bu, the
Opposition will route them as the Allies
dill the Aussriaus at Magenta aud Softer.
inc.
The editor Of the Southern Times,
who calls himself Captain, steals half
his paragraphs from US aud hslffrom 9th,
or people. lie ought to be Captain of a
rife company.
Some Of the Locofocc editors are get.
ting terrible reIomous. Ia eating they
should be very careful 10. to bite their
tongues, or they will poison themselves.
A Democratic organ in Illinois thinks
sha; We wish Mr. Douglas dead. +" Oh,
no We don't. ba, we heartily wish Lis
father had never seen his mother.
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school Music BOOK. NJ ?, c3t.aas Ii tunes aud &
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ald Snad#y School Music BOOK. combining Noe. and
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syt.r. rice crg:s each, dols. per haHArcd. The
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tain. u tanes an. b. rnns price cent; No contains
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