The south-western. [volume] (Shreveport, La.) 1852-1870, 1859-03-02

he listening earth
0r@ sg the dreams hisheart erfold-
~ Of immortal bErthl .#...
.,0E e'er can paint the light .s..a ...
the bow is gived;
Nar words tell the visions bright
Jeam us from Heaven
@ Parish, January l849 .#'
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Ha atferson (Missourl) Journal, not long since,
sa blowing "local:" ga Gentleman from Gas
follows the pleasing alhd profitable profess
atchering beeTeF, desiring to marry maid
acquaintance, from THE county, got
aE 9@ mt, and precnreI license from the Justices
-ls 1appolnted TUESDAY fofthe Judge 10 marry
@ he day having arrived the Judge was wait
F1 nty in his Office for the arrival Of the seek
-a matrimonial bliss, in order that he might
r HH he indissoluble bonds of wedl0ck the two
ta. arts He was aroused from profound rev.
la 5a. which Judges arg sometimes apt to fall by
t- q iceof the gentleman from Gaseoigne who
wanted the ceremony performed forthwith.
"5 les the lady2" said the jadgc.
at home" said THE Gasc4n, butt want you
nay half, and that W i'll do just as WELL
-aA marry you without the woman is present"
Pie Judge.
ga ascon thought it was a hard case that a man
#l s- get married when he Wanted to- and was
E4E pay for it, without thF woman was there
old the judge th3t "she Was busy and could.
EHtsg"@ to-day, but when she had time she would
eta and have her half married."
a#. do; We'll goto her, if ST can come here
94.5 a Judge, who had Inc idea of letting the mar
FlaE slip through his fingers without struggle
81 aE hey started for the BRIDES domicile: she
eaEtn up from the wash tub and seeing her loving
-fe 5use coming with the nudge undertook to
as, 2tA ran and crawlea under the bed! Her low
e "a ut long IN finding her and pulling her out
Eaa #a. hiding place. She was just she left
F 4Hu 40 shoes nor stockings, her sleeves rolled
.anet arm-pits, and her dress all wet with suds
Judge bawled out TOR them tC stand up and face
tE jh the poor frightened things did, and with |
Ena -rcumIocutIon hb married both halves on !
u'-gnnned gha4ly smile, clutched his fee /
Gi nerclful talons aiad sloIGd, leaving the be-
yet delighted pair alol4 III their new fan
.fa ition. #"t
.a r the Wagon-Tieople that are in the habit |
-ga# 1g things by intuition orsome how else be-
a& occur and industriously circulate such |
-- eWs as thls:-t Mr.. SRpis going to marry
lie, would dowhll to "@ait for the wagon. I
a2A ..t lake every general remark as personal, .
-a. LaHfl to wait for Ghe wagoa'
hat live in idId ness Ia the expectation of
.4H fortune when shnebody die, ought by all
t... no waItfor the wagon"
N4 Eho initiate themselves with seIf-import
49, .4 believe themselves cohspicuous, should
he wagon"
gentlemen, grown at fifteen, who expect
& @sI nee due to age and attetnpt 10 cut a SWELL
sala Eait for the wagdn"
4usuae well-dressed afd fashionable simpletons
Na My. 1 coarsely in Igenteea party, and expect
ng and low lestsIw give them passport,
My to say, "wait for the wagon"
H2 'ho plume themselves on distinguished kin,
It to shine with reflected otfulgence, will
geep waiting
.@ eman was SO phone t0 Fxaggeraton, that
.#l4 IL necessary to Instruct his servant to Jog
never he drew the long bow toe freely
was describing fox le had slain, a fox
astrous long brush, quite "a mile long,
ediately logged His master, "Well = said
Eps not quite SD much, put am sure it
.au.- mile" (Anoth%r Jog. "0rif not, about
..." (Jog again. "Well I'LL be shot if it
. hundred yards long a very hard jog)
f- story teller COULD bear this juggling no
Esr Humping up, exclaimed, "Zounds, rascal!
OF let my fox have tail at all''
Z as, enable city physician is thus described in
York Herald; "ldis his theory to keep de-
ents IN such donditiG that the yearly !
ra. e plethoric. He Idoes ne5 rudely tell the
.a. hat nothing really ails heb except laziness,
ta X ys her a good dealio the latest gossip and 1
.lg Mess medicameut He tn a nice doctor
.ae he ladies, not unpopular with the men, ;
sa ID to the ,childref. HeliFts in good quar- :
city, has fine Eequipage, is all amiabe
n r@ things as they Are, and Vhen his patients
hs a them down easyt His funeral manner is :
IN nitric dinner has been given by prince Je, I
#a 1leon, at his Port1deian hbuse in Champs .
fsn7 where sharks fnsh steweH bamboos, fricas- L
nr iers, and other e4orbitah} extremets igur- r.
sh l5 imperial board. "A still more eccentric T
Uguel took place at the Lr0s Frates ut which the
.aaaare Of rats tail sohP was introduced. One y
ssts, man wholly deY3d Of prejudice
Wyatt . docs not come up to ok+tail soup by any n
a ron in Cincinnati gently made an applica-
"a rr 4 vorce on the grdund thRJ cher husband :
ounded fool" E'he magistrate informed
t5t.B|. that were held TO be valid reason in law
Ha arried women in Porkopdlis would be e-
.E led to matrlfonial separation. The
3f7eaFea H1H4t1fttfa ~ ftFfts ASSURANCE
eeh ess Is always alleviated Ply numbers-and
pgl an improved frhne ofntAud and with
a s lnsolation.
ebrated John Dbdridgt wrote thus to a
4aal ne afterwards mArried;--F' Y gu have made :
atat dvance upon my heart inta few hours than y
i.za@@# TO have alloWedEyou lu las many weeks; y
r#3a have posed ybuFself.9f 30 much room v
p. -Ha unless you cOnseh to be tenant for life
r Par G will DC exceedingly Troublesome, and it W
VI He ing while before shall get it into repair al
.gl- Of all malignant passions They are great I
+ h. ice. Envy is deFilish. Hatred is muir Of
lfas Erathis cruel. b Yen peegishness destroys CT
v". z, and makes conpeeted thoughts imposs-
f. - spirit j. adoTt, net d bird Of prey-he al
f5H# noise and strife He WHO ruleth not his
4 -Hr will be ruled by In evil spirit. We
& HH letter says; "T1.e iembtes Of Negasiki SIX
4@ rdlnary height, aid somapf them are very
.H and they would create qlite stir in New tlt
= * #e y should hapdef that way. The marri-
I44tg are known from the sirIGIe bv naintino n
l#5 lther green or bright rcd and their teeth n
llle.. ihey are frequently married as young an
dodge you say if / purIch maIn in fun, he can Ia
z Up for assault and hattery3P
II, | said that, and wharTI said, | repeat,
rU 1eh a man, you are guilty Of a breach Of
le4ea and can be arrested for il" gr
Alt here no excepuontT' hr
-r. no exceptions wlateverf
&gH Judge, guess ydu are mistaken Sup
f stance, thatI should brapFly punch him
&a I'll ty in court, sir; sheriff dxpose this man
.a n9sphere. Call the next c.se.s =
Hea danger in receiving History a the index L.
Ha Character of the human mind Cibbon saws ~
It ''htte more than register of the crimes "
5aa md misfortunes Of nhankindIo SCI
a. IS just bought horse 50 spurious that he Sul
IS off in deeantet JenEs expects NJ h. del
pert tumbler. m
@an addicted to smoking marry widow
rgilow that he must abandon his CIGAR hi I
aaa gives up her weeds2 -
1- Oh ~ wish to get wife without falling. but n
FL lie lady, after You find hgE, happens I'd be -
4-t ahusband of the same character Jus
a5st iful smile is to The female countanance
+ tal sunbeam is to a landscape q
wou d not be woman, H said tear Paul Rich =
.a lenI could not love herr