Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-12-16
MISCELLANEOUS.


of ,hoss Who travel the matrimonial
road. . great many are complete! jaS'd
Out, before r,aehins their jouraey's end.
"A Mr.. Archer has ben IN, u The
Ohio PenilsntIaty ior marrying ,hrSs -i'e'.
.lnsaiists Archer sould not one .uaise
Punch SAY, I. there i,no House Of
Lord. in Amsrica. Yankee il justified N
Dragging about hs Peerless Coan-
Try"
a diving West lnda planter Sroanins
n N. fAvori,. servant. sighed al, All
Sambo, am roins on lOus long our
new" "Never mind. mesa. sad ID.
negro. eOn.Oiiusly, 81 au' on Dc ''ay d''rH
hA."
When nA farmer very maisrnalf-
when he crsd!,s his grain.
The barrier who dressed the head Of
barrel, Ia. been engaged 10 curl the l0es'
sfA canal.
There i.s man in England so TAT that
{. child was ressrtiy killed BY his shadow
falling on il.
Livery fool has = rish, to b on ID.
bssl terms With himself, and that man Is
greater fool who differs with him about
those terms. lold Provsrb.
The world may think les Of us than
We wish. but hear what De Qaincy 'ays
81, 81 happens TIA, nothing exists. Also.
LATELY nothing which is not, a, some ume'
and 10 scms Prr.Ous. weArisom' aud even
potentially d,.Sus.ins
-Bcavtiful va. the reply Of a venerable
man. 70 the question Whether hs va' ''iil
10 the land Of the living" NJ, bl' ! aw
almost there
Mis- Smi,hsr. says the only way 10
prevent steamboat explosions J. to make
the engineer. "b'le their water On shore.
In her opinion al the bus,ia, IL done BY
cooking re steam On hOari."
Pear !. rrodigious masnissr, c'P.-
si,lly When At ha, hcyn excited by any On.
usual ob,so,. No traveller ever .av .sllI
tiger n, .and.u,n ever experienced gale
Al ga that VS. nos I.TnAdo.
CHARLEY wi.!omto,th 90 Old lIl,) +
"Say mi,sus, can goI tell se What make.
then ere roo.tsr.' feathers - SMOOTH -
old LAZY NO, uy .oa."-CharIey .
"wby, IL. b-saa.o they always carry
their oOmb, with en-
Melancholy i. another name lor tough
meat. We care not bow Imaginative
man may bs. LEI hem at W. picked pIs'
feet. aud he will tel .. inan,maic q. a .,cs
81 eO.!s What NE Olsen IL,l. - mind. D,
hall Ihs time sri.:Is.
On, days by;:Dr man, who b,l '0ns
bean SnJvn a. thy ". r'.s.DI ~ ;ts pi,cv
where he lNeI. net ari.asr laden ~. i~5
pAnn,rs. On asA'us What va' IN them,
AM b,ius It'd that thsy e11t.in-i rag and
bones. be exclaimed. &c Well. sa,n, To. ,us
"a. Tor - n1wt else.
-Soue d.y i, SO, O., ,.ul nat 10
bring upA mAa With s,u.al ra'.rs. a
so1l temp, ard happy frame of m,ui.
les grs,.sr cdr, than - p,r!e,' h,u il
many Accomplishments.
-lls~ ,aail portion OF car lave. b,
,hai Ne truly ,uyy' lp y'ath 40 ar.
lOosips .F~.rI loS sh,us' 80. are 10
eOus. Ia od 80 ~e look ,AskN-st' %
ihins' that ary Pa''.
-Sorrow ,One. toll soon enough without
as.pondsncy ,t doe, a man o, god o. car.
~ lightning rod to attract trouble.
Tho opinion j., tina, w 'houli take
good care Of children At all SEASON. q sic
yea. but il i,we,l enough Ia ~ussr 10 20
then side.
"A Lecturer. allrcsnnga Mechanical
Institute. contsntsI. with tirs,omy TroliEi.
". inst " Art coald u'' imTrrv. u.turc.
until one OF the audience. .r.,Ds al Z,
ii,nce. st the nom IN a rnar - ,yslaiuins
"nsw -Ould yoO lOsk without Your ~is
-wha, i. the da.rrnci hy,~eyu truth
aud 49, "Trutl crushed - Earth will
rice again" bat sgs. wunt.