Red Wing sentinel. [volume] (Red Wing, M.T. [i.e. Minn.]) 1855-1861, 1859-10-22

Aet tue un0cr anu upper 0OS nSht II OUT,
Let all the other dogs yelp;
The only dog thatll come Out sound"
Is the dog that looks out for himself.
SLIDING SCALE or MAxxERs.-Thc
great name which figures rs the rrin-
cipa actor in the following anccdotc,
ID that Of the man who deliberately
maintained that language was given to
man to conceal. his thoughts. But
here he decidedly falsi6es .his own the.
DRY, rs his words arc most delicately
adjusted to the scale OF thought, and
both graduated to a most disgusting
toadyism; albeit, yeclept etiquette -
One day Tallcyrand had dozen or
more guests to dinner, and after the
soup hc. offered some beef to his visi
tors. my Lord Duke said he, to
one, with M aiy Of .lcferf'ice selecting
the best piece: May I have the hon.
Or OF offering you some beef?' MY
Lord Marquis said he to second.
with . gracious smile: May l have
tn, pleasure Of offering you some
beef To third he said, with an
atfable air: Dear Count, may offer
you some beef?' With an amiable
smile h. asked a fourth : Baron, will
you take some beef?' To fifth, who
had no title of nobility, but was an
advocate, he sail: NJ. le Conseiller,
will you have any bcef?' Finally, to
the gentleman Mt the bottom of the
table, Tallcyrand pointing to the dis',
with the knife, called out, with jerk
Of the head aud patronizing smile
a little beet?'
Nor UP TO THE T1MEs.-Sccnc, a
religious bookstore: Ragged boy,
with taste for startling literalurc) i
want copy OF the Revengeful Rover
Of the Remorse)ess Reef; or Clerk
1--WE ha'nt got it, my son. Boy
Haven't got the Rcycngctul Rover:
Hoy ,do you expect to make a living,
If you don't keep MP with the litcra-
turc OF the day ?
BAD FOX BRooKsR.Y..-The following
advertisement of Constablc's sale
was taken from the wall Of public
room in "a tavern in the State of Indi-
ana: 'Notis.-For sale q COW with
calf by the subscriber ]. Brooks.
Why DID JACOB CRY ?--Jacok kissed
Rachel, and lifted up his voice and
wept.-Scripture. ''4 '-7'
If Rachel was only pretty girl, and
kept her face clean, we can't see that
Jacob had much to cry about.-N. Y.
Globe. hrrf -'. .., .#. ...--.-.
Why, he wept tears of Joy, Mr..
Globe. You never kissed a pretty
girl, or you wouldn't wonder bit
Lynn News. "E a. ..t--
How do you know but she slapped
his face for him IN. y. Delta.
Gentlemen, the reason Of jacobs
weeping, was the refusal Of Rachel to
allow him to kiss her :.yai,,.-Flag.
In our opinion Jacob wept because
he hadn't kissed her before.--Age.
May be she bit him.-Springfeld
Republican, 2. ~ 50 g .sg "a
Bit him not bit of it. She only
told him she wouldn't take any more
of his lip.---Norwich Bulletin.
More likely, it was because Rachel
would not kiss him.---Boston Journal.
All wrong, gentlemen he wept be-
cause he hadn't two Rachel's instead
of one to kiss. ..Fircmen's Advocate.
May be Jake was q cry baby nat
urally, and iceuldn't help it..--N. Y.
Clipper
CoULDN'T SEE mo TIA young
woman Of delicate appearance recent.
~ made applicae,ion5 at q dispensary
for some medicine. You look very
pale, my good GIRL" observed the ten
der-hearted young practitioner. Il
have only come from my confinement
three" weeks,' replied she. It might
have been the sun shining upon him
through the medium Of a gigantic red
bottle in the window, but if it was not,
the tender-heartcd young practitioner
was blushing violently. II don't think
you should come out III the cold so
soon,' observed he, rebukingly; 'and
where have you LETT your bab>?' 'Oh,
please, sir, have not got q baby"
The tender-hearted young practitioner
became Of an unripe plum color at
having thus Inadvertently hurt the
young woman's feelings. sAh, dear
me- said he, $50 the poor little thing
died, did it?' No, SIR explained the
young woman hanging down her head;
Il mean I have only just come out Of
prisos.,s sir, in consequence Of a mis-
take about some clothes. a
o MORE ABOUT 10 NEcs.'..-A pretty
girl attended . hall out West, recent
", decked Off in short dress and pants.
The other ladies (?) were shocked -
She quietly remarked that if they
would only pull up their dresses about
the neck as they ought to be, their
skirts would be as short as hers! !
IN GolNs IT BllxD.---1n a charity SER
mon, il behalf Of Blind Asylum, the
preacher grayely remarked, 'If all tile
world were blind, what melancholy
sight it would be!'