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The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1859-08-12

a SPECIMEN" Patrick. the Widow
Molony tells noe that you have stolen one
OF her finest pigs. Is that SO ?"
Yis,yer honor !"
What have you done with it?"
" Killed and ate 1t, yer honor |"
4" Oh Patrick Patrick | when YOU are
brought face to face with the Widow and
her pig on the Judgment Day, what &C.
count will you be able to give of the
theft ?"
"Did you say the pig would be there
your riverence ?"
To be sure did"
We'll, then yer riverence, I'll say
Mrs. Molouy' there's your pig"
A FLY's FMouT.-The formation of The
wings Of fly enables it to attain veIoc.
ity OF from thirty to thirty FIVE feet in a
second. In this space of time raceborse
would clear only ninety feet, which is al
the rate Of more thau mile per minute
Now, our little fly in her swiftest flight
will in the same space Of time 60 NOR,
than the third Of milo. II. therefore
we compare the infinite difference Of siz
OF the two animals, how wonderful will tn
velocity OF this minute creature appear
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MEDICAL.
-ATER'S
Ague Cure,

FoR THE SPEEDY cvRE or
Intermittent Fever, OF Fever aAd Ague,
Remittcnt Fever, Chill Fever, Dumb
Arue, Periodical Headache, OF Bilious
Headache, aud Bilious FeVers, indeed
for the whole class of diseases origi-
mating in hillary arrangement, caused
by the Malaria of miasmatic countries.
No one remedy Is louder called for by the
necessities Of the American people than sure
and safe cure for Fever and Ague. Such
we are now enabled to o6sr, with perfect
certainty that il will eradicate the dsease
and with assurance, founded on proof, that
no harm can arise from its use in any guam
tity.
That which protects from or prevents this
disorder must be Of immense service in the
communities where it prevails. Prevention is
better than cure, for the patient escapes the
risk which he must run in violent attacks Of
this bacful distemper. This "CuRB" eKpels
the rniamatic poison of FEVER AND AdUE
from the qystCm and prevents the develop
rucnt Of the disease, if taken on the first up
proach Of its premonitory symptoms. 1t is
not only the beat remedy ever yet discovered
for this cla@ of complaints, but also the
ehespoNt. Tho large quantity we supply for
dollar brings il within the reach of every
body; and in bilious districts, where FBvBK
and use il freely both for cure and protection.
1t is hoped this price will place it within the
reach q all--the poor as well as the rich. A
great superiority Of this remedy over anv
other ever discovered for tue .rccIy and Ger
tain cure Of Intermittents is, thst it contains
no Quinina or mineral, consequently it pro-
| duccs no quinism or other injurious effects
whatever upon the constitution. Those cured
by it are left as healthy as If they had never
| had the disease.
Fever and Ague is not alone the consequence
! OF the miaSmatic poson. A great variety of
| disorders arise from it's irritation, among which
! are Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Gout, Headache
| Blindness. Toothsche, Earnche, Cetarrh, Asth-
mu, plpitation, Painful Affection Of tht
! Spleen, Hysterics, Pain in the Bowels, Collie
Paralysis, and Derangement Of the Stomach
all Of which. when originating in this cause
put on the intermittent type, or become period
ical. This CURE" eXpcls the poison from
the blood, and consequently cures them al
alike. 1t 10 an invaluable protection to immi
grants and persons travelling or temporarily
residing in the malarious districts. If taker
occasionally W daily while exposed to the iu.
fectiOn, that will be cxcreted from the system
and cannot accumulate in sufficient quantity
to ripen into disease. Hence it is even mon,
valuable for protection than cure, and few vii
ever sufErr from lntermittents, if they avail
Themselves Of the protection this remedy ef
fords.
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Everyday Enjoyment

4 great error Of man is the common
one of intending to enjoy life by-and-by,
after the work of life is done. He is so
busy, now, that he has no leisure for en-
ioyment!-as ifthe man Of leisure enjoyed
life. No, no; il we enjoy life at all, il
will be amidst its hustle ana toll; its work
ing days must bring its pleasures; lis
amusements must come, when needed,
in the intervals Of business.
Nobody has right to give the whole
day To toll; il he does it, he is false TO him.
self and to his friends, as he thus neglects
grea: wants Of his nature, and units him
self TO do his work in the best manner
The sunshine is rs bright, the wind is as
gay, as il pleasure was their sole purpose.
The trees and plants are as beautiful
they blossom ms sweetly and play as
gracefully with the cool brceze--as If they
developed and matured no fruit.
Work and enjoyment are compatible
| Portions of every day should be given tt
recreation; the mind being ref eshed ant
the body relaxed by domestic or social
amusements. Then, the work would be
enjoyed Ms the play. 1t is n physical pleas
ure to exercise the muscles after rest, as
pccalIy if one has been amused during
rest. And how buoyant is the mind re-
turning to its labor after lrolic with the
babies. or cosy tete-a.tete with Nature
o holy Naturel from thy bosom one goes
to his work as child, Mt morning, awake
TO the wonders of the world.
If one cannot enj joy life, MI along. nj
he passes through it, he can never enjo
it. If he toll unremittingly. till he find
the leisure of life, he win find no enjoy
menL in that leisure-nothing will exist l.
vitalze it. Life will be to him failure
ms respects earth.
We shall not solve the problem Of lif
till we learn to enjoy it ms it flies. Then
it will solve itselt-LVe Illustrated.
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CAUSES OF SUDDEN DRkrII-hn emf
nent physician censures the irdiscrininate
reference Of sudden deaths to diseases Of
the heart and thinks the Strasburg inves-
tigation correct, which in autopsies of the
bodies Of 6G persons who died instantane.
ously, found that only two had any dis
ease of the heart, while 46, more than two
out of three, died Of lung affections, hall
OF them of compression or congestion OF
the lungs. He says:
" II is then of considerable practical
| interest TO knew some Of the common
every day causes Of this congestion of the
lungs disense which, the figures abov,
being true, kills three times rs many per
sons at short warning, as npoplexy mt
heart disease together. Cold feet 4; tigh
shoes tight clothing: costive bowels
sitting still until chilled through anC
through, after having been warmed up
by labor or long or hasty walk goinl
too suddenly from close, heated room
as lounger or listener, or speaker, Will,
the body is weakened by continued ap
plIcation. or abstinence, or heated by III,
effort Of long address these are tn
fruitful. the very fruitful! causes of sudder
death in the form of congestion of tn
lungs ; but which being falsely reportc,
AS disease OF the heart, and regarded al
an inevitable event, throws people OF
their guard, instead of pointing then
plainly TO the tue causes, Nil Of which ar
avoidable, and very easily so ms genera
rule, when the mind has been once drawn
intelligently to the subject"
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Ayers Cathartic Pills,
FOR ALL THE PURPOSES OfAFANlLY pHYSIC,

are so composed that disease within the range Of
their action rarely withstand or eyade them.
Their penetrating properties search, and cleanse,
and invigorate every portion Of the human organ
ism, correcting its diseased action, and restoring
its healthy yitatics. As consequence Of these
properties, the invalid who is bowed down with
pain or physical debility i, sstonished to fnd his
health or energy restored By remedy at once SO
simple and inviting.
Not only dn they cure the everyday complaints
Of every body, but also many formidable and
pleased to furnish gratis my American Almanac,
containing certificates Of their and directions
for thcir use in the following complaints Co,tire
ness, Heartburn, Hradoche arising from disordersG
Inaction Of Tie Boreis, ilatuirncy, Losa Of Apps-
Rte, Jau,dicP. and other kindred complaints,
arising from low state Of the body obstruction
of its functions. They are excellent Alternative
for the renovation OF the blood and the restorn-
ton Of tone and strength TO the system debiitnted
BY disease.
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NEW BOOK BiNDERY
Un PninPgUiIIa

TNlIE SubscTibeTspicased TO nnnoun &C
to hls old friends and acquaintances in Paines,
yilie and vicinity, that he hHs ngain located him
self in Painesvie, for the purpose of carrying on
the above.nnmcd business. lie will be ready to
commence operations the first OF next week.
9J- BlNDERY IN MARSHALL'S NEW
BLOCK, Second Floor. Il. WHITAKER.
BEFERESCFS -
WIN. l." Perkins, J. Sco6eld, c. S. Bartlett
Seth Marshall. $. W. Phelps, J.. A. Porter, S
Moodey, J. 5; Matthews, Dr. 5, Rosa, P P. San,
ford, w. G. Chambers, A. l. Gillett, Christophe,
Morse, +. Brooks, Rev. Il. Webster, G. X Reynolds
Mar. 25, 1859. 4s0u
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PAiNESVlLLE NURSERIES,
LAKE co., OHI

l. A X f. G o., OHI o.
THE Proprietors desire to call the attention of
Fruit Growers 10 the following facts; Our Stock
OF Trees is large, embracing all the Best
Varieties Of the Apple, Pear, Plum, Cherry, Nee.
varieties OF the Grape, Currnnl, Gooseberry
Blackberry, Raspbrrry, Strawberry, &c, &c
Also II large assortment of EvergreGns and Orna-
mental FlOwcring Shrubs and Plants, tulbOus
Roots &c. A great Variety OF Dnhlius, Roses,
Phloxes, ChrysAnthemums, &c, &c All of which
are well adapted to the soil and climate OF North
ern Ohio, and can be furnished at Less Prices
than are paid for tho Withered, drie2Hp. hdidedd,
Goscil trees that are hawkcd about the country 6y
M0sr irresponsible Tree PediaTs from Edsfern
Nurseries. II Is a well known fact, that thous
ands OF dollars lost every year IN this State, by
purchasing eastern trees. You have the WJrrdHt
of the agent that all il right, and he has your
Hcg, and you may whistle tor the damages. Our
nurseries are near you; Trees can be taken with
n large quantity OF roots end planted out again 80
soon to render their living almost certainty
We warrant Ove!y tree and plant To be true to the
description given, and il any mistake should oc.
cur, we will refund the money or pay the DANA
Gee,
Persons living at distance can club together
and save n large percentage, by purchasing al
wholesale prices. We will furnish Apple Trees OF
good size, from Sl2 To Sli per hundred; Peach
Trees from $40 to Sl2 per hundred, and other
things in proportion, according To the quantity tn
ken NJ one time. Our Retail Prices for smaller
quantities can be seen in our Catalogue which will
be sent 10 all applicants, upon the receipt Oi Post.
| nge Stamps. Call aud examine our stock before
| purchasing elsewhere, and we will endeavOr TO
satisfy you, both as price and quality of Trees and
| Plants STORRS & HARRISON,
! Painesville, July ! 1889. 49i.m4
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drmic diseases.
THE HOWARn ASSOCIATION, IN
i view of the awful destruction OF human life,
caused by Sexual Diseases, and the deceptions
praclced upon the unfortunate victims Of such
diseases by Quacks, several years ago directed
their Consulting Surgeon, us Charitable Act
worthy OF their nuluc, TO open Dlspensary Tor
the Treatment of this Class of Diseases, in all
their forms, and 10 give MEDICAL ADVICE
GRATIS to all who may apply by letter, with
description of their condition, (nge, occupation,
habits of life &c.,) and in cases OF extreme power.
ty to FURNISH MEDICINES FREE OF
CHARGE. 1t is needles to add that the Asso-
citation commands the highest Medical SIX i'll OF the
age, and will furnish the most approved modern
treatment.
The Directors Of the Association rim their An.
nual Report upon the treatment Of Sexual Dis
eases, Tor the year ending January LIST, 1858
express the highest an abstraction with the success
which has attended the labors Of the Consulting
Surgeon in the cure OF SPermatorrhGa, Seminal
Weakness, Impotence, GonorThGa, Gleet, Syphii.
! lis, the vice of Onanism or Self Abuse &c, md
order continuance Of the same plan for the en-.
suing year.
The Directors on a review Of the past, feel las.
surcd that their lnbors in this sphere ofbcnevolent
effort have been oil great benefit TO the afflicted
especially to the young, and they have resolved ia
devote themselves with renewed zeal, to this very
important but much despiscd cause.
An admirable Report on SpeTmatorrERa, OF
Seminal Weakness. the Vice OF Onnnism, Mastur.
baton or Self Abuse, and other Diseases OF the
sexual Organs, by the Consulting Surgeon, which
will be sent by mail, lin scaled letter enyelope,J
free Of charge, on receipt OF two stamps for post
age. Other Reports and Tracts on the nature
aud treatment OF Sexual Diseases, Diet &C., ara
constantly being published for gratutous distribu
ton, and will be sent to the afflicted. Some OF
the new remedies and methods OF treatment dis
covered during the last year, are of great value.
| Address, for Report or treatment, DIR, GEO.
II. CALHOUN, Consulting Surgeon, Howard
| Association, No. ? South Ninth Street, Phadel'
phia, Pa. BY order of the Directors,
EZRA d. HEARrWELL, President.
| GEO. FAIRCHILD. Secretary.
October 90, 1851. 559-ly
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MRS. RoBINsoN's CERTIFICATE.

VERNON, Trumbull Co. May lst, le4s
This certifes that ] have been in very poor
health for years and found little or no relief niST
was Prolapsis Uteri had been reduced by thBt
and Flouror Albus until had become uleeratsd tS
q considerable extent. BY the advice Of DR.. G:
w. Bushnell / procured and took six bottles Of
MaTshall's Uterine Catholicon which enabled ss
10 attend to my husband in his last sickness until
he died, which was about year since have
taken three bottles since his DEATH which has made
me able to labor and support my family OF 'hTes
children. The Catholicon has nearly restored me
,o hsalth Ia is the only thing that has mitgsASd
my suffering for which fell ysIy gIssefgl
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For SALE BY

FOR SALE BY
A. Cook, Chardou.
C. p. Treat, Claridou.
J. Il. Williams, Parkman.
ii. l.. Bishop g. Son, Midd!e6eld.
d. O. Kellogg, MunsoD.
Henry Cummings, Russell.
Lyman e. Scott, Mulberry Cornert.
Herrick g. Gaines, Newbury.
Tew e. Butts. Rapids.
And by Medicine Dealers generally, thro
out the State.
II. D. KINGSLEY, Cleveland.
Agent for Ohio.
March Is, 1859. 47s-om
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OF AMERICAN WOMEN.

JIEALTH OF AMERICAN WOMEN.
/ J. From he ". T. Daily News [Editoriull
We desire TO call attention to n letter from D!
Joshua r. Bridge, on Health Of American ~C-
men," in another column. lIo treats the snbjecs
in an able manner, and his skill and medical ludg.
ment may be relied upon.
From tie Albany EprDing Erprrss
Marshall's Uterine Cathocon has proved TO be
fully Hs valuable ms il is claimed TO be in many
severe tests made by medical gentlemen and others
DR.. Bridge n n regular physician Of very fine at,
tninments, man OF great judgment and discrim,'
nation, judcious and highly successful proc'i.
toner, in all diseases, especially those OF womsa
and children.
From Physlc,ans.
Mnrshail's Uterine Cathoicon will certainly
cure all the diseases for which 1t IS recommended.
In the worst cases | have ever met with, Mar
| shalrs Uterine CHtholicon ia certain and safe
remedy
Is unhesitatingly offered as reliable remedy for
| ak those complaints to which every woman IS
liable, and which gradually affect The mind we'll
| as the body, go that TO think, talk or work be-
comes alike a source OF suffering, if not impos.
sibility. Among other complaints Cor which the
Catholcon is a remedy is he Falling Of the Womb.
Whites, Suppressed, Irregular or Painful Men.
situation, Bloaling, lnfammations and Diseases
| Of the Kidneys OF Urinary Organs, Retention or
Incontinence of Urine, Heartburn. Cosliyeness.
Nervousness, Paintings, Palpitauons, Cramps.
Disturbed Sleep and all troubles, organic OF syn.
pathetic, connected with the uterine organs.
Ladies who are troubled with aEy q the sbovs
symptoms, or with spine. liver or lung complaints.
are invited to address DR.. BRIDGE, with full con,
fdence that they will find relief MnIshsils
| Uterine Cathocon is not quack medicine, bus
its ingredients have been made known TO I'll.
| Medical Colleges, and they ale at the service Of
any respectable physician in the country
! The price Of MarshaA's Uterine Cothoiieoa -
One Dollar and q HdV per Single Bottle.
WEST BEDFORD, Coshocton Co, May II, 1857.
| Mr.. Ii. 3. Kingsley, Sir,--l have been selling
| the medicines OF The Graffenberg Company for the
last ten years, and have invariably found 'hem 70
n good many families as regularly as their tea and
coffee, and with my trade they become staple
article. Murshalls Uterine CathoIicon is a rncdi-
| cine that has done great amount Of good IN 70.
| male diseases. One lady sold il to told mo she
had received more benefit from one bottle then shs
did from a long course Of medical treatment by thS
most skilfu physicians -
Yours truly, JAMES WILSON.
| January lst, 1858.
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SOUTH THOMPSON
WOOLEN FACTORY.

T WOULD respectfully announce that am oow
/ prepared to do all kinds Of Custom Work,
Wool Cardiug, Cloth Dressing, Custom Spinning
and Manufacturing. / will take WOOL TO
WORK ON SHARES, or by the yard. l have a
first rate lot OF Pulled Cloths and Flannel on hand
10 exchange for Wool Also will pay CASH FOR
WOOL delivered in good order az my Factory.
S. f. SPENCER.
South Thompson, May 90, 1859 4Ssm4
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Howard Association,
PHILAD ELPHI

Beneuolcnf Institution, established by SpCc,nien.
dOwmGHt for Hr reljCt Qfthe SICK aud distress.
ei, afflicted NTH FirWiemt and Epi.
HpmJr djNoScS
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Ayers Cherry Pectoral,

PoR THE RArID CUBE or
Coughs, Colds, Influenza, Hoarscncss,
Group, Bronchitis, Incipient Consump-
ton, and for the relief of Consumptiye
Patients in advanced stages Of the
disease.
So wide is the field Of It's usefulness and so nu-
merous are the cases Of its cures, that almost
every section of country abounds in persons pub
licly known, who have been restored from alarming
and desperate diseases Of the lungs BY its
use. When once tried, its superiority over every
other medicine Of it's kind is too apparent to escape
observation, and whore its virtues are known, the
public no longer hesitate what antidote TO employ
for the distressing and dangerous affections OF the
pulmonary organs that incident TO our climate.
While many inferior remedies thrust upon the
community have failed and been discarded, this
has gained friends by every trial, conferred benefits
on the afflicted they cHn never forget, and pro-
ducCd cures too numerous and too remarkable 10
be forgotten, -
PREPARED BY
DR. y. &. AVER e. co.
LOWELL, MASS.
A. COOK,
General Agent for Genugn county,
ChardOm, Ohio.
D<J- Sold also by DR.. JoHN Nichols. Chardonr an
FIELD e. CIEvILAND, f.. Clardon,O 463.ly
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On day of the as month after the expiration Of the first
from he ne when the aid Company shall issue the FIRST
poll and within the FIRST month of subsequent year. the
officers the said Company shall be made under OATH
general balance statement Of the affairs Of the said Company
which shall The of premiums received dur
ing the ast ended he amounts on
ou policies The Of Of the Company dur
the g. The Of losses inenrred during he
sayiga ion and transportation risks The basree NE
cash invested In securt'es and the
nature Of sueh securities.
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M EDICAL HOUSE,, NO. " Customnou6o street, MOAN
M Royal streetFor the Cure Of Old Chronic, Mereurta
from business to friends and cure guaranteed
al Cases.
The unparalleled which has attended Dr. james
all the United States and Europethe many 70
Arkable he has effected which incur
able by the eminent physicians uss him IN Offering NJ
services to the confidence Of the The following
the termed Private" and Of which, IN
nAnenty erdeStes namely Syphilis primary secondary and
tertiary Structures Urehral Discharges elect Gonorhea
Nocturnal Emissions Periodical Affections Of females however
complicated they be- Diseases Of the Back and Loins
Examination Of the Bladder and Kidneys Rheumatism Hydro.
-ee Cancers Ulcers Tnmors and all Diseases Of the Skin
Dr. James would aso call the attention especially Of thcss
and solitary habit which the body and mind unn
Ting them for either business society viz Constitutional De-
billy Inpotency The following of the sad and
melancholy effects produced BY early habits of youth, viz
Weakness Of Back and Limbs Pain in the Head Dmnees Of
Vision Loss Of Muscular Power Palptaon of the Heart Dys
,sps, Nsryou%ess !I.itsey Symptoms cf Consump.icn
readed Of Memory Confusion Of Ideas Depression Of
lpr Evil Forsbodings Aveson to Society Self Distrust
Of Eoude Tmidty etc., some Of tho evils producs
An sctsd with q the above symptoms should
fan call Dr. James and be at once restored to perfect
es lot decacy prevent but apply a once ans
Wsaiaess Il the organs imnsdAsly cured and full vso'
Rsmsnsss .rhe Medical House Of Dr. Janss ID 81 Custer
Private and ssp.ra. rss. reserved Houn VI attendance
esmsA Mteer. H.
m paw DE-. JAMES,
~ n Cuermhsuse atxes b
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BAGAsSE FURNACE.

81, n t,a snopid here state thaI ,iyil Engineer
T. and as such barge Of yattnns sovern.
si and works Subsequently was Tor several
n aniuer Of Pit tie limited Sixties Patent
II WasNigt6n for the last zen years haye been
a ,,icitos 81 Patents thop srity- often called
ar s an exoeet IN pa,sns the United
urfs and am constantly consulted questions Of siaariy,
- a,sarant 5nyenticns and natersf Infringement
: 49, Y remHin SIR, your very obedien, servant
SAN. COOPER.
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Nos. II / ISL Chartres street, N. o.
Also by HAyILAND CLARK GEORGE Mobile. and BY
all DeAlers lea

ID A. FAHNEsTOCK,s VERMIFUGE FOR
ID. TApE-WoRM-MessrsB A. Fahnsstock 4 Co-Gentle.
my relative Mr. Charles West Jefferson coury,
Mississippi for child eighteen months old, which sup
posed to dying from fts He gave three walls,
which breught from twenty feet long and
planters in this and the adjoining counties have sold
thousapds Of boes your Yrfuge with perfect satisfaction
10 the purchasers If this will be of service in calling
tenton to your valuable remedy liberty to use It,
JAMES P. HARPER,
Ofthe firm Of Harper Son. Druggists,
BAYOU Sara La
NJ Purchasers should look we'll 10 the initials the
EERMIFiJf}E and no other je2l 1mAW
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The stockholders of the ConIs.y a. general meeting %
puhirhed IN This city shall have the power 70
1sk Any shanxes sdaitcs or U hs as OF Z
n he Tosk sssh .ee.s shah rss fassI q
Ser He3siea lseeiss, shaA 10 tes>sasd a. see1Dd
,Thn.