The Tiffin tribune. [volume] (Tiffin, Ohio) 1848-1859, 1859-03-04

II brass will make a candle stick what
will make one let loose?
II the hollow Of a log can be heard.
IL TIN will make can, what wilhmake'
can't
lftwelve inches make one foot. how
many will make leg?
II Eve aud half yards make one pole,
bow many will II take to make one lop?
II forty rods make furlong how many
VIII Il take to make a short long.
Do potatoes ever wear out, as We have
often heard Of potatoe patches?
~ pig pens will do to write WITH
VIII The cape Of Good Hope ft ladtg
re- One Of the deacons Of certain
church asked The bishop il he usually kiss
cd the bride at weddings.
Always" was the reply.
"And how do YOU manage when tho
happy pair arc negroes ?" was the next
question.
I'm all such cases, " replied The bisbop,
the duty Of kissing is appointed to the
deaoons."
Eg- Irish Mother,-"Arrah Johnny,
and whore have you been so long %
Native Son.--''Why me and the rost
Of the boys have been licking an Irish
man."
M.--"waiI, ye spalpeen. till YER father
gets hone-Joual De after catching II -
S.-"Oh, ye be blowed That's the
man we've licked"
ESe"Donnis, darliut, Ooh, Dennis.
what Ia Il you're doing %
whist, Biddy, I'm tryin' an expori-
Murder what is II"
"What is il, did you say &? why. it's
giving hot water to the chickens i am,
50 they'll bo after laying boiled eggs"
William Smith o'Brien is about TO
visit the United. Estates. He will sail from
Galway shortly, Mr. o'Brien proposes
to travel through the Union.
RS-A good story ia told of Mrs. Doug.
las. When asked recently regarding her
politics. her only reply was, II am an old
line Whig with pretty strong Douglas
Proelivitiss."
RB-It is announced, in an exchange.
that Mr. Rarey has been married TO Miss
Susan Wild. The Rarsys have a peculiar
faculty for tanning anything wild
EVwar is still the cry in Europe Francs
Austria and Italy are alive with prepar-
ations. All that Is now wanted is some
thing to fight about, or that some en-
thusiastic Italian revolutionist should
touch a lighted match 10 the well-laid
train.
EBPrivAto advices from Jamaica to the
e6the ult, state that the rt lutionists IN
Hayti have been entirely successful. The
Emperor Soulouque had escaped 10 Ja-
maica with his family and treasure, inten-
ding to reside there.
IL Cloud and Blackburn, two Of the man
arrested for Coshooton County Treasury
robbery have been discharged, Bell and
Wilson are still held, and il is stated that
The Treasured identified Bell as the person
who threw the shawl over his head.
EVA young man in Highland county,
his State named Wisecup, murdered his
sister on Monday last. He was arrested
and lodged in jail. They quarreled about
some trivial matter, when Wisceup struck
MS sister a severe blow in the temple,
which caused her death.
Eg-ThO late great panther hunt in Co.
umbana county, this State, has resulted
n superannuated fox, without air, and
portion Of his tail-being oyertaken and
aid ott by stroke from a club. The
poor animal had been the whole cause of
he late CONSERVATION in that oountv,-
he people fearing to 60 outside their door
yards lest they might become food for
panthers.
The New York HeralFs Washington
correspondence says Jos. Miller, NJ, c..
rom Ohio will be appointed Judge id
Nebraska, vice Black, recently appointed
Governor. Another Democratic invalid
provided for.
The Oregon Senators have drawn lots
OF terms, the shortest fallilg to Smith.
Rg-Major Cu,bersou. who has iust
'ome from the Rocky Mountains, says
hat the head waters Of the Missouri and
Columbia are so near together that he nc
me time drank from the Missouri on the
ast side Of the Rocky Mountains, and
alf hour afterwards from the Columbia
river on the Pacific slope.
A sad accident occurred at Ohagrin
'alls Paper Mill on Monday last. Mr..
ieorge Hatfield. formerly landlord Of the
iotel at the Falls while passing through
he mill tripped and fell into vat of boil
ng liquor and was so badly burned that
% died on Tuesday evening about o.
lock. His wife is lying very low with
consumption and must follow her hus.
and soon.- GevslaRd Herald.
The Cincinnati papsrs announce the
cath Of Judge Parker, Of Indiana, who
led on the ! st inst. He was a prominent
Vhig 10 the days Of that party, and was
assessed Of ine talents aud many noble
ualities Of heart.
Setter. a confederate Of Cook in the
Iurder Of Kate Bureau. at Cincinnati.
as been convicted Of murder in the Sec
nd degree.