The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1859-06-30
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Governor Randall delivers the Grafton On lac
Fourth" at Portage.
Empty headed people are generally happy
cork always floats.
Why are good husbands like dough? Be-
cause women knead them.
Johnny, how many seasons are there %
Six; spring, summer, autumn, winter, opera
seasons, and Thompson's seasons"
A espondent writing from Leavenworth
Kansas, abbreviates the name of that tow
| thus " II WORTH
They are affected with the Gold Fever up in
Vermont Some of the papers consider it worse
than the small pox.
The basque-a pretty thing, too--is going
out of fashion, in Paris. Let Paris go to
thunder
Keith, the South Carolina Congressman, mar.
ried a lady named Sparks. 1t is but natural
that fire eater should love sparks.
De Quincy has offered his body, after his
death, to the surgeons for examination as Il con.
trlbution to physiological science.
Charles Dickens realized twenty-five thou.
sand dollars last year, by his lectures. Thacz.
airy, nearly double the amount.
DbNNbh AGAiN.--1L fS reported thaJ bonner,
Of the New York Ledger, has offered Edward Ev.
erett $4,000 to stop writing for his ournal.
A New Haven man, OF recent Sunday read
one of Surgeons sermons and on going to
church heard the same sermon from the pulpit
do you know who built that bridge ?' said
a person to Hook. NO. replied the wit; ''bu,
if you 60 over it you'll be toll'd.
A fellow in Kentucky, with railway imagin.
alton, wants to know how long it will be before
they open the equimOctaL line.
friend of ours was congratulatng himself
upon having recently taken a very pleasant
trip. Upon inquiry we found that he had tri p
ped and fallen into young lady's lap.
AwFUL.-An outsider gives US the following
conondrum why are women like dogs -
because they both need muzzling' The ras.
cal nevor said muslin once.
The longest whaling voyage on record was
made by the schooner Exile. which arrived al
New London on Sunday, having been absent
six years, nine months and twenty-five days.
A man once asked company of little boys
what they We're good for. One little fellow
very promptly answered, 1--WE are good to make
men of. F."
| Women are like horses-the gayer the har.
ness they have on, tie better they feel 1--WE
got this from an old bachelor who was early
crossed in love.
| Greeley expects Illinois to sustain popula
ton of ten millions, within the lifetime of some
child at present crying for sustenancs some
where.
Theodore Parker reached SOUTHAMPTON, Eng
land, May Both. At last accounts he was il
London, with strong hopes of restoration tc
! health.
A loving husband at St. Louis recently tela
! graphed to his wife as follows. What have
you for breakfast, and how is the baby" The
answer came back-"Bucizwheat cakes and the
measles.
The Albany Journal SAYS that "ex- Presiden
Van-Buren was in the State capital to-day
locking as youthful as he did twenty wears ago
Mr.. Van Buren, is reaping, in his OLD age the
fruits of well-regulated early life
A Liverpool attorney kissed q pretty it'll,
bar maid-she looked so tempting he couldn'
help it-and when her mamma remons trated, h,
kissed her too, the family pleased him SO fol
which otfenses the magistrate fined him f5
A letter was lately received at the Chicago
Post Office, directed ITO an Honest Man.
The chief clerk sent it to the dead letter depart
ment, with the candid confession that the mai
addressed did not live in Chicago
The Minnesotians have "struck vein rich
er than those of the new diggings. They hay
, found immense quantities Of ginseng near 81
Faul Two dollars day is the ordinary result
Of the labor Of digging this root
, / he white clover on the Iowa prairies is g
rank and fine that the cows die from over ca,
5 ing; The way they save them is TO plunge
. KNIFE into their stomachs, when the gas will A.
out as from beer bottle. bushel and hal
OF clover was taken from the pauch of one COW
and shs recovered.