Arkansas true Democrat., 1859-05-11


 'ead ca tkuses; an he ment tn hey e,n, eff he he'd tn get the weasel tn make em fur him. But Lordy, George. Pse most starv. ed fur sum whisky. This were trail ros to Flyers still house an Pm gwine thar. lie made dubbln yesterday, and hits outen corn at that. Got ary quarter va wont want till muster? I'll meet yon thar an tell you the balance, an what bannened fin the varmlnts, an how l tuck skeer. I'll iist be durned eff ever you healn tell owe sich another time since the lord invented corn, an man invented whisky. You take the rite han on top of the devide eff ve ar gwine tn Turtle town. Take keer ove that little cackus owe yown loves you by iings. Sut Lovingood's Love-Feast owe varmints
 March 18th and 23th-Continued
 Well, Slut, has Ryan made doubling9 less hoss, an got a big drunk outen hit atore l showed the quarter you gin-loaned me. Ha filled a crock, I'd stole outen ole Clapshaw's spring house. Durn him, I hes sorter spite ct him, eny how. fur mar ryin Scisily Burns, an hadn't orter, fur eff he'd got her she'd a run all over me seve- ral times atore me now. Stop, Sut, I want to hear how you got out of your varmint scrape at Nashville. Oh, yes, we'll lite an hitch an let us walk down tn the spring. I've got remnant here yet, Shaking cherry pectoral bottle, set down atween the roots owe that ar Catawby tree an list lean back, thar's a gourd. Hev sum warter9 Mind hits cracked an leaks. Why. durn yer little fool picter, are you gwine tn take yer warter atore you flicker? don't ve no that llcker's the ightest an eff ye take hit fust hit cums up thru the warter an makes ekel mixtry an spiles all chance ove bein pisened by hit? Alters take yer whisky tust, fur you don't alters know what mout be III Int. l'se monsus keerful about eve rythng fur all natur's agin me an 1 list takes keer ove myself with the help owe God amlty, an these we're onapproachabil, onnatral, onekeled laigs. Dye see em? aint they sum superlativ?
 Well, es wer tellin ove you, arter the Buzzard quit a talkin, ole wild Boar cum out intu the middle owe the floor with a bunch owe foam on each side of his mouf es big es a snowfall flower, an he reached his two fore feet away out forard so. an sot on em clost together an commenced rub bln owe em past each other like he wer irwin to push sumthn further from him. an a crackln owe his teeth like shettin owe 4 s,u box. Arter while he got thru these were devoShunS owe hisn, an he commenced a faIkln. Sez he, the groun hog a sorte, kin owe mine, Gan here he walP, monsou red eye roun at the groun hog.) talkpI about our tastes al! bein ove differ. but he dldent tell yer that our habits hal biusre dlier nor our tastes, an in ouI plannin thi, muSn't be forgot. Ihal's the ole billy goat alters had the name owe a minnit man while l'Ne slow owe speech an dam site slower owe action; but list gin me time an amt teard tu show work with any one owe the vamintS here. ] hey matle more votes nor eny ove you >eptin, p'laps the mnk>: they hev hilt thar own. And now Pm fur namowin down the talkin tn won thing. an that's vittils-vittls, that's the watch word, an all the balance is dam stuff.
 Thar aint anuther pint on yeath that we ever kin agree on, an so we wont speak on them, but list set ourselfs on vlTTIIs. We mite es well own up; iis look at that thar woi'S belly; hits growd tn his back bone rum the cuplin tn his haslets. Look at that ar owl dam eff he cant roost in the ar.
 mne I'm plain of speech.) AK that ar fox an he can't tell the taste owe goose rum grndstone. Git that dam ole file talPd possum tn draw the shape owe a sim mon an he'll make hit like unto a ace owe dlmunts. AK that ar cussed. sleepy. black | snake tn describe the pussonel feelens oye grown squirril, an if he minds the stripes at all he'll swar they run cross wise; UT ax that ar rat the shape an size owe cheese an he llst swar that hits made in bars like soap, an each one as big es a rail road kar. he Jdc tS ace hosemt C 0nta me hes lost aU ideas ore size, slope, smell ur taste, an liars 6'a aou" h'ng cfore us on Mat is svIrT1Ls OR DEATH Let's take vote on the vlttls UT death question" sed ole red fox. All them as am fur vittils hold up thar talls. That won't do," sed the mole, he he no tail tn brag owe in permiskus crowd "fur eff ye fix hit that way the goat has voted aready." ''I stands on the pint with the mole" sed q ole wolf rum the cliffs owe Bedford, what he'd but three feet an he'd sat on his hunkers in a corner. ..fur l coudent vote on that ar questin, cage I've got no tail tn hist, darn humuns an thar lnvenshuns an traps, especially, 1 say-an es m fur vttils hit wouldn't do me iestis; l conldn't spress my sentimints-and he backed inter his corner. A monsous long ole grey possum, what he'd swum the Cum berland tn git thar, onwoun his tail frum roun his neck an sed he'd travelled heap m sarch owe simmons; been tn turin parts an toun dam few simmons; that simmons. as simmons, wer the pint, an that the word vlttlls dld mt kiver the case. In place owe "vittils UT death," he wer fur '" simmons ur death, an wanted tn be understood es fur simmons fust .an death afterwards, in due course owe nater-an he squatted an larted, without heving eny thing tn larf at. Possums will do that you know. They's either hangin by the tail UT larfn UT sham min dead,sep when they am up full sim mon tree, an then they must be mistakened for tax collector, they receives the sim mons so easy. An this wun looked like he'd been an orful simmon eater in his time.
 Up jumped my critter, billy goat, mink, coon, pothecary shop, UT whatever it wer, (durnd if he didn't exercise me monsously tn know what he wer, eny how, an said that this differ about the kind owe vittils would break up the love-feast; that he he'd ct every thing ever ct by beastes an he thot that he looked younger tonight than he ever did afore; he'd tried buzzard fare in Californy, he'd sup'd with a groun-hog on grub-wums and toads in Mississippi, kotch flies with the bats arter sun down, in Ala bama, and hunted with the tom cats sue. cessfully every whar at midnight; (he beg ged the pardon of the rats present, but he cotch only naice,; respected rats tn much to hunt them; and so he could bar with am ost eny kind ove vittils if they wer plenty, an so he wer in favor owe but the wun pint. in wun word-a word that toch every varmint intu that ar room nj untu hits haslet, and that word wer vITTLEs"-and then he stroked his whiskers with his fore paws, sot down, histed his hinc laig, cat fashun, {, adjusted his har. He's takin monso per good keer owe his sci, an durn me eff I