The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1859-06-24
ODDS AND ENDS.


'DoS'r You 10 irlLThe man who
found out all the philosophy contained in
thcee few procCpts ives a Solomon.
When you are offered q great bnrgain,
the value you know nothing about, but
which yop are TO get AZ half price, '0eing
you'--dont you do u.
When young lady catches you alone,
lays violent hands on you expressing 'kisaa
In every glance !--don't you Do n
When hJrse kicks you, and you feel
q disposition 70 kick the horse in rcturn--
don't you do L. -r..s- aI-frfrfsr-
Should you happen to oatch yourself
whIsting int printing Office, and ths ptin-
tcfs tell you 10 whistle louder-don't you
do IT,
n on an odd occasion your wife should
cxclaim 10 you, Nov tulable over the cra-
DE and break your neck, doF--doh't you
do IL.
when you have business to transact
Wlih a modern iinOhcier and he uska you
70 90 and dino with hiHs---don't you doit.
whyisa muF like fooll Because IL
holds a hdy's hand without squeezing Il.
Troubles are IKE babics--thcy grow
bigger by nursing. ri nti
/ Ahandhil Of common sense Is worth a
bushel Of learning.
You may wish to get wife without a
! fault; but what " the lady, after yOu fna
her, happens TO DO IN want OF hunband
Of the same charscterl
! A fool may ask more questions In ono
hour than wise man can possibly answer
in seven years.
There are words that can separate
hearts sooner than shorp swords--thero
, are words whose atingH can remain In tho
heart through awhole life.
b Ityou mean 10 be happy when you arc
old, be temperate when you are young.
GLOW do you do, Mr.. smithis. hDo
, iplaiP' "Why, how doyou end yourself p
1 81 never lose myselG'' well, how have
n you boonlp. tBoen.-beeu ,olcrc p ePshawi :
Z how do you foolr "Feol Of me aud see J"
r aGood morning, Mr. Smith" "It's not a
! good morning-its wet and nasty" Tho
8 parties separated.
Without woman, man should be rude,
q gross and solitary Woman spreads
, around him the flowers Of existence, "a
y the oreopcrs of the forest decorate the ma
Y jestic oak with their odorilerous gsrlands,
e One Of our exchanges speaks Of a beau
'r tiful girl who would prove a capital spec
10 ulation for fortune hunter of the right
ID sort. Her voice IL of silver, her hair o.
Is gold, her teeth of pearl her cheeks Of ru,
rs bios, and her eyes Of diamonds.
le A short man became attached TO a tai
,e woman, aud somebody said that he ha'
I'd fallen In love with her. "Do you call 4
ri falling IN Lowell" said the su.torj "it 4
.; more Ike climbing up to IT," ~,
~ =, THE NEoRo AND THE BEAR.--The fol
~ lowing good story Of a negroes first meet
~ ing with bear Is told by Colonel
\, who had spent some Of his fortune an,
~ :, life in tho woods Of Florida. The c0lone
n had a black fellow--4a good-nhtured, hap
W. py cTeature--who, one morning was stroll
oJ ing through the woods, whistling and roar
~ ing as he went, when suddenly he spie
" an individual as black as hinself, wit
. much more wool. Dick looked at his ney
40 friend, and the bonr, seated on his rumT
an looked at Dick. Dicks eyes began 1
M "Who's dltl" cried Dick. "Who'
~ datlH again cried Dick, shaking all over
y Bruin began 10 approach. Dick pulle,
~ cd hools lor the frat tree, and the bear ni
X him. Dick was upon the cypress, and thl
j bear scratching close after him. Dicl
oc moved out on q. limb, the boar followed
!, til the limb began 60 bend. .s
q "Now, see hero, mister, if you come am
n iarder, die limb brake. Dere dere
i told you so.'' As Dick he'd said, the iiml
T. broke, and down came bear and Niger.
- "Dere, you black impI sole you 80
\ dis is all your fault, Yer broke your neck
7 and III just take yer TO BIassa Colonel"