Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1859-12-16
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Rs- The young lady who saw baby
without kissing it has acknowledged that
her friends bonnet is handsomer than
her own.
Lgr Why is a hen immortal? Kase
her son never sets" The same might
be said Of rooster
Gs- I shall soon Leave, as the oak
said to the pine in the spring You'll
be green 4 y yen do. was the reply.
IF a dogs tail is cut of entirely, will
it not interfere with his locomotion p
Not exactly; it viii not affect his car
riagc, but it viii stop his cagin"
Gss-"T mean TO abandon my habits Of
life, said a dissipated gentleman.
Are you sure, sir, they are not aban-
doned enough already" asked his friend.
By It is the part Of wisdom to do
great things without fuss When Sol
ONION, the wisest of men, built his won
drous temple, no sound of saw or ham,
HsSl was HCdAN tHGIStu'
Rg- Civilization and barbarism come
together Savage Indians aud fashion
able ladies paint their faces. So, too,
each are equally fond Of rings and jew
els
n7y' Lady Mary WORTHY Montague
used to say that the only thing which re-
conciled her to being woman was that
she would never be obliged to marry
one.
Eg- On person asking another if he
believed in the appearance of spirits, he
replied, No; but | believe in their
disappearance, for have missed bottle
Of whiskey since last night"
G4g- tell, you, Mary, that I win
commit suicide if you don't have me,
well, Josh, as soon as you have given
me that proof Of your affection, [ will
believe that you love me-"
Gs- A couple of wild girls have been
arrested in C-for indnlging in the
amusement of breaking their neighbors
windows. They no doubt thought with
Pope-''Iis woman's part to case man
Of his panes."
g9-"Dick, why don't youturn the buf.
falo robe cother side out the hair side
is the warmest. "Bah Tom. don't
you suppose the animal knew how to
wear his own hide 2"
Gy- Il am afraid You will come to
want" said an old lady to a young gen.
tleman.
Il have come to want already, he re-
piied-"l want your daughtor!"
Cg say landlord, that's dirty
towel for man to wipe on
Landlord, with a look Of amazement,
replied; "Well you are mighty partio
ular. Si,rty or Seventy Of my boarders
have wiped on that towel this morning,
and you are the flst one 10 find fault.
Gg~ Il didn't dare to tell you, wife
before we were married, that my teeth
are false,7
Il could get along weli enough with
you, husband, ii your teeth were the on
ly false thing you carry in your mouth. /"
&as- A lady passing along the street
in Richmond the other day, when she
was met by a young man full of bad
whisSey, who in staggering past stepped
on her dress. Turning to the lady, he
remarked apologetieally: Hoops take
up too much room.' to which the lad,
quietly replied: 'Not SO much as wills,
key Sir" and passed on.
Esg- Boss, I wanttwenty-Gve cents J
said iour-printer to his employer.
Twenty-Five cents? How soon 4,
you want it, Jaio.7
Next Tuesday
AS soon as that? You can't hav,
It! / told you ofton that when you ar,
IA want Of so large a sum of money, YOU
must give at least four weeks notice.
Ry- Two oountrymen went into ,
halter shop 10 buy hat. They were
delighted with one inside the crown O
Which was insorted.a looking glass.
What's the glass for 2 said one O.
the men. The other, impatient at such
a display Of rural ignorance, exclaimed
What foF?-why, for the man whl
buys the hat to see how il eta him, stu
pidw