White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1859-12-29
THE CONSTITUTION ANDsTHE
KANSAS, THURSDAY,


on your back ~ -s.tata sssisA
Flamennstion, but / felt mad enuftu
rare rite up on end. ..s,-,y "a
'"Who on airth, /" sed ]. .shas did thisi''
And I ketched it of less than no time.
1t was all wet and greasy. and / felt a
sorter chokin' sensation, just as thow
cood have crammed IL down shmbody 8
neck, grease and All..asq~si-.EA -
4 At that mint r. SEED - chap iookin'
nifty KNOWN and solemn, with q con-
founded ugly wink out Of one corner oil
his eye. So as was bilin, / Jest let the
dishcloth drive. One corner of it took
the sollumn chap across the mouth, and
slippin' off the hull conssrn went, slap
rite into the nigger's fiddle
XII" seq black, ".who do dat trow
dat tum tam nasty pot rag at a niger
1 say Mass Gristle sumbody chuck dis
cuss nasty dish rag rite 10 dis fiddle; he
split him tirely; de bow he greasy all
ober. and de tring, dere be no tum tum
/ in EN-" rrrsrs -aaf .t4s CO.'S -.1.f
seed 1 was in for it, bat l was to mad
J tn back out. v -.f
81 throwd it, jake" seq /, ."but not at
you," and I'rollsd back the cuffs of my
coat. "Now if any of you wasn't tn try
titles, Just cum on; I'll settle with the mig
ger for the fiddle"
The solumn chap wiped his chops. but
1 seed he winked out of t'other corner OF
his eye. l felt so riled forgot all about
my toes, and Jest then Col. Gristle cum
along, and l walked rite up tn him and
told him didn't cum tn his house tn be
insulted in that, way, and git in a,muss
with a niger, and that ! was goin'' rite
hum /; SO l wood in less than tew minits.
"You shant du no SIGH thing, Jed" seq
he, 81 amt goin'1to have emmy kwarrelin'
in this place. so just take my sdarter Liz.
and stand up along with the rest, I'll see
that Jake tunes up the fiddle" 5. .,g
soon seed that little spunk goes a
great way sumt;mes. Liz who had fit shy
Of me all the evsnin', now cum up to the
work Fegular,l and away we went at it
down outside. up the middle, cast of rite
and left, putting in the double shufles
and toe and heel like all natur. Jake,
however, wood surntimes make slip on
the high notes, and then we Good hear him,
"dam de dish rag II Prudence PAR
and the dandy Teller seemed nifty thick
all the time, and didn't like it at all.
You see, | alters took sorter likin' to
Prue, and kinder thort she liked me tn,
but L seed it was no use now. so con-
cluded to hold on and watch 'em. Putty
soon it cum their turn to lead of, and If
Allcurly didn't trot out fair, then no colt
ever did, He sartinly did du it up in put
ty good stile, considerin' on he put in
rather tn much metaforical work. but as
4 for the double Ashufles, he coodn't hold q
\ candleto some on us. Prue was a loud
one at the work, and the way she ratified
the shew leather was ominous of swift
destruction to heeltaps. Allcurly seem
ed to be putty smbishus to throw off his
passes. and Jest as hegot down tn the
lower end. seed him tFyiu to duVtail q
pigeon wing intu sum of his queer crank
ums, when, fetchin' down one foot ray
Their hard, he trod on an apple parin' and
both his heels few into the air kwicker
than you Good count half. d -.- .. l- '-
One of his settlers took Prudence in
the stummack and eenamost sent her
threw one of the winders : the other hit
Ike Miles rite under the smeller and plagy
nj nocked his nose off, while Ailcurly cum
down kerthump, rite on the bottom of
his back. Crickety -! how the dishes rat
tied and SIGH a boss laf, I guess y0u
never herd on. 3mff' o. Toii.e' 1919 $50
bring the chicken up tn the doe DISH"
seq Jim Spooner. ,s"Give him sum Of
the purluzhun." SEE Sal Savage. sit will
cateract the asshead.'' ''He's got the
purlnzhun enuf, I gess." SEE Mike Lonely.
''oniy Jest look how his trowsers is split
up, and busted out from his Wristbands
clean down, half way to his boots!" AirthI
and wurms, how he did lookl His trow-
sers was strapped doun orful tite and they
was Snug ft besides, and so when he
kinder got up on his lsigs. he clapt both
his hands behind him, and sorter backed
of to the kitchen. and the last weseed on
him he was ont on the rode, streakin' for
the village like destruction. Inever seed
any gal look more Islander of herself
than Prudence Psrr did for considerable
time arterwars, for what with the MORT
| fication, and with the all sufficient ribri-
ser that Allenrly give her vitals. she Seems
ed Jest like a sic .goslin. As for Ike
Miles, he sed his probocis felt about the.
strsngest, it was as much as an inch short;
er, and as broad sgin as ever be had noed
il afore s0s9 81
Grub it with soft sope." seq Jim
Spoener, rand all the kinks will wipe
ont as smooth as a dishcloth. !
4'None of your slack here. jim" seq
| I, and give him q look thst sObered him
about the quickest. s5T !. saaI
Cum grind away, old meal bag" SEE
I, ''or yule never earn your dollar
Mig rolled out his onion skin, rubbed
on the rossum, and tid-re-i-whoopi what
spree! We danced the niger fast
asleep, but that didn't make any odds
he kept the tid-re;i goin regIar as as tea
party, and his head as it nodded this way
and that way kept time like a steam in
i'm. Prudence got over her BIT of Air
curly. and / danced with her, and then
she danced with me, and everything artsr-
wards went as smooth as taller candle:
1 forgot about my tows, and finally, asl
nobody axed Hetty tn dance l thorts |
wood. But the varmint told me slap !