Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1859-05-14

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gress has the right to do whatsyef 50 Co.
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Which i righta sza
WAY SonE TnlNosAlE Dosr.-T1u.
day morning last bIoughtfwith il . scene "
had often heardzol but never seen until tb,,
time Be 4. known, then, ! ce, tain Germ,n
cooner living at the Ferry, occasionally, in.
dalges in copious ~libations to the jolly Cod
md whenever he does so IS compelled BY
way Of penance, to undergo a fagellation
at the hands Of his enraged Setter hall, much
to the amusement Of the whole neeighbor.
hood On the morning in question, HAr,,
who had been absent all night, to TIE no
small horror Of Mrs. HANS, was ~founaaginne
upon the levee in front Of the old Co urt Hou..
completely Raerhi r~leasus, Of, in plain English,
glo'leusly corned, and unable to move
MIS-. HANS, % discovering the bout.
Of her7iege Lord and master, armed herself
with a good stout oak stave, ana ~prosee1.d
| Immediately to the person Of the soasnolent
HANS. Turning him over oil his fate, 70 ss
to get a fair chance to be effective with her
weapon, down it came with terrific violence
directly upon the seat Of honor. Down, and
down it came again, betoressHArs could be
made aware OF the delicacysof the operation,
each blow accompanied with a volley Of ex.
p'etives, fully indicative, of his s~p'oase's in
tent and meaning. t#ss ss 49,,
AAh, .hals+Mister Haas, you kit trunk
again, Ell '(whack) shtay out all night, a.
lwhack) Make your vile keep vake5aII
night, eh2n (whackl p
sAlh, mine Got, Katrine, vat you dor
bInbbered the poor fellow, completely awake
now o'shea beauties Of his situation Kit
trunk ,syill you ~ (whack, whack: whack)
"Tink | goin' to shtand dis all de time"
(wback.) Trink moreawi.hky will youa /
ST you wlsslhhhy. (wbsscek) How you like
dat kind o wishky,eha (whack.) OATS
eeooot ;wishk!y, ANT it, (whack) More pet
ter ash lageeyr5zbeera (whack.) 4shtay out all
night again, Ell? twhack) Freak your
poor .wife's heart, en- You shcamp!
lwhack.) &S &. y
And soon the logging continued untilH an'
finding that re- on.trancessw were unavailing,
concluded that discretion was the better part
o f~valor, arose suddenly, and took to his heels.
katrine followed him, administering a sturdy
whack at every step, and, no doabt, would
have kept up the whacking for some time,
had not some Of the ~neighbors interfered, md.
took the stave from her. From HANS COM
subdued look, We imagine it Will be
some time before he aggaiiin,S=iinndulgeeas too much
Alesson for 81 erring husbands. .
HoRxIp Burcnrar-The sharp report Of
a gun or: Wednesday evening caused US to
hurryAtosdlSrofice door with a speed totally
incompatlbIe.with our usual dignity. OBJ
. crowd Of excited persons on The
levee, we hurried forward, while theories
he goes;'' 8 kill him. " shoot him.
again; 4 almo st lent wings to our speed. Hor-
rifrd, that 2 dastardly murder was being con-
40 near the time honored precinct
Of the old Court House, il was with difficulty
we could, demand the e. use Of the outrage
A laugh, u our e iben.e, was the only reply
we received, and alter ! while, were further
Informed, the ..ys ancicnte" Inhabitants Of
San Michel were waging war upon the bull
frogs nov occupying the deserted halls md
chambers Of their once proud mausions' II
was g, for several large fat chaps were ex'
landed in tho hnkfom1of fha;r 5akiH How
the eyes Of ole Of the party glistened, Is tho
Of frog-gumbo stole through his gas"
tronomic Imagination: How are the mighty
The cloud-capped-the gorgeous
81 Of San Michel, low silent and
ieserted-shorn Of their ancient splsndo.,
md its inhabitant. wandered Of, seeking for
homes. Reader, . bushel of frogs re-
the laborss Of that little band Of iu~
kFaDid hunters.