The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1859-10-13
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MEAN men are subject to tight fits.
HYPocRITEs and villains, like other reptiles
are cool-booded.
There is man in Winsor so lahitually sleepy
Nat hiS curiosity cannot he awakened.
TIE fellow who shot a. random" has beer
compelled to take sight" at the pneitentiary
KINDNESS is a golden chain by which society
Is bound together.
AS general thing, people who hurry most
accomplish least.
The Empress IF the French is surrounded
with Parasites
A FRIEND has dog so very serious that wen
his tail has not the least bit of soqg about it.
BETWEEN artlessness and heart lessness there
IS only the difference of an aspiration.
THE first half of life is passed in longing fol-
the second the second in regretting the first
OF all the earthly music, that which reaches
the tarthest into heaven, is the beating of Low.
ing heart.
TnF night shows stars and women in bette,
hght.-Byron.
Hours are like sponges-they wipe out good
resolutions.
Look out for paint" as the girl said ,yher
the fellow went to kiss her.
a MR. TWIST was marred to Miss Lynch
in Indiana, lately. He got Lynched and III,
Tseisted
The man who "took a walk" the other dav
ofough' it back again; the next day. he took ,
ride, and went off with 1T.
IT is sad commentary upon the course @
instruction pursued in young ladies' schools tina
the graduates seldom know how 10 decline \,
offer of marriage.
II you fall into misfortune, disengage your
self as well as you can. Creep through til,
bushes that have the fewest briers.
The easiest and best way to expand the ches
is, 10 have good, large heart in it. 1t saves
the cost OF gymnastics
OF those who travel the matrimonial road.
great many are completely jaded out befor
reaching their journeys end
DON'T think, husband, that you are yer,
smart" mo, indeed, wife, but evsrybod,
knows that am awfuliy shresced :"
THE sheep in the meadow, the axe in the for
est, alike contribute their crops for the benefi
of man.
WE have seen ladies not only too weak t
bear food, but even too weak to bear contradic
ton.
" HERE, John, that's twice you've com
home and forgotten that lard La, mother, j
was so greasy that it slipped my mind
A MAN who had been married twice, to ladie
both named Catherine, advised his friend
against taking duplicates.
WOMEN can easily reserve their youth 70
she who captiva,es The heart and UNDERSTANDING
never grows old
MAN is a brute to be jealous of good wo
mana fool to be jealous of worthless one
but double fool to cut his throat for either G
them.
1T misplaced politeness to ask a fullhoop
ed lady to take seat in an armchair. We pre-
fer putting an arm to the chair after the lady i
in it.
HAPPINESS and sorrow are the measures c
our mortal life; we willingly record the mo
inents of gladness, and sorrows hours max
their own impress.
1T is impossible to love where we cannot es
TEEN; and no woman can be esteemed by mai
who has sense, if she make herself cheap in tn
eye of fool.
You must persuade a child to place confidanc
Ia you, If you wish to form an open, uprigh
characters you cannot terrify it into habits q
truth. Fruits Of Leisure.
LITTLE boy returning from Sunday School
said to his mother: Ma, amt there kitty
chism for little boys7 This cat echism is s
! hard
How shall I get rid of my troublesome suit
or z" inquired young lady. "Oh. marry him.
81 would see him hanged first !" mo, MARI,
him" said her spiteful brother, sand he will b
sure to hang himself soon enough
THE London Punch says thai the reason VIII
editors are so ap, to have their manners spoiled
is because they receive from one correspondent
and another such vast number of evil commu
plsaIions.