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Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-04-26
PILES.

writing TO SAYS: II have been for time seriously
afflicted with bleeding piles; and have regarded
one-at time, indeed, hoPeles but have
your medicine (Ple specihe) and am cured have no
Obligation"
gentleman OF hfyyears, we'll and fAvOrably known
Oelhi, Delaware county, NeYork had been the
piles for twenty Sometimes from excessive hemoT
rhage pain and suHerng he reduced to the OF
the grave For he had dragged out miserable eEs
tenee eonaTned INVALID disqualified for any business,
pnd life almost burden 1t Is needless add
tiled all of rsmedies, O all sorts OF DOCTORS little
purpose He consulted two and recommends
ed Pile Specific, with, occasionally, Dyspepsia Pill
From this he began to improves and since has never had
serious turn OF piles Prom the first month up year
past he had occaAsonay symptoms OF his old complaint
but few doses Of the Pile Pills would dsperse ALL and for
than past he has been entirely we'll Of the plea
more brilliant cure to found in the annals
medicine.
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CASES AND CURES.

lady OF % had been troubled With indigestion for
months render great necessary In the
selection OF food After eating, the stomach became
acid food rising mouth with water. AMI uupeas-
ant heavy load-ke sensation In her stomach continuing
for hours frequent headaches bowels eonspated and
q depressed mental condition. See commenced taking the
week almost symptom Of her disease had vanished,
and she felt like a being.
gentleman somewhat advanced In years. strong, robust
constitutions had lately been Rood deal affected with nd
geson weak stomach tongue bad taste In the mouth
and attended with peculiar vertigo and Whrng in the
head much to render his riding In carriage,
mounting emnenee, quite dangerous After irving
several things Intellectually the Dyspepsia Pills.
which afforded prompt relief pill every night and
Ing works like charm relieving all his vertigo and other
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No family should be without these IavAluaee eurAtves
They the only remedies perfectly adapted domestic
and private use with them the parent armed and pre-
pared against the hrSt approach 81 disease
At the threshold Aud keep bay. tribe Of medIene
rhy directed In the rSt hours OF desease perfectly
that which by delay only be relieved long ~
Gus hours OF suffering At ALL with these At hand you
are not Obliged to await the coming that oen Distant
As well expeneive luxury doctor; draRed
poisoned or es,ered OF hed bot yourself administer
the simple speeihe, and restnTr the rudy
again 70 health A @av There only no Inur arfI
In any case from their ase bat The nuenee upon
ne eonstitutoa, AL 4asalion Il o1t hgne6eIaI
AGENTS WANTED.
We desire active, eeisnt agent for the s.l. N r
remedies, sTcry community n Ire Ullfei Sitra
Address, DR.. ?. HUMPHREYS, 9 CO.
No 663 Br0aduay, Nsv York.
ES-s'la By Ihs SruEsist, ia WAssssE. aIiI-sy.
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u. Il. SCOTT
NO. 15T Main street. Wheelfnk, Va,
Wholesale and Retail

DEALER IN
Watches. Cheeks, GeWesrV. Vnfeh = r,Y--n,
m9ferinla, Tools. GIns6er
Plated AID Britannia Ware, Geld Pens .nd Pea
- els, Geld and Silver Speetaeles Pom lfor1-,- P.-,
- HoIE Boxes. BE1Ees. combs PeTfuuae-
soaps Pocket KnTes, Scissors RaEorI
rlsols Ger 90. Plated SpeekS spoons ~ Po-- lsaiis
~. o1arIr Steel Keys, Steel Pena Iss and CO 5Gs
a a1yas la.sy saasd Isrssly NJ stock both In
W.atchmakers. Merchants. Pedlars,
snd he pabe generaly, VeTT eo1spis4r s--.-t.., =,
Es'sA'' and clo't' s.rsfaly repaired aud .rr.n..a
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PRICES.
OUR REMEDIES BY MANI

Look over the list, make up Of what kind you
choose and enclose the amount In current stamps
by mall address At No $50 Broadway York and
the medicine win be duly returned BY mall express
Of charge
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COUGHS AND COLDS.

gentleman, public lecturer, cold the
latter part last month"; while travelling eeturing
northern Pennsylvania though addressing pnbe audiences
every evening" yet in days. by the aid OF the Specific
ing without Inconvenience. No public speaker should be
without them.
AmArrIed lady 30 had taken violent cold which
tied her lungs causing cough pain the side and
considerable fever and hoRrBenes Such colds
" very lasting and troublesome but by taking the Specific
Cough Pills. four times per day. In three days she
irely we'll.
young OF % had cough and 6reen
months. Daring cold weather his voice lost only
speak In whispers pain induced coughing cold dry
raising only tribe ina the morning. quite feeble and
ated. Had taken several medicines with but little
benefit He commenced with the Cough Pisone pill three
times per day-and found himself improving, hia
cough mlder softer, passed strength and
appetite Improved. and in few weeks entirely we'll
having TAKEN no other medclne.
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ECoNp STOCK
Spring and SUMMER DRY GOODS!

Q y
Il the
tI.
Robe ana
ndH
oderies I
bai
nbesAda tba
manufacturers hF cash.
Ferret
da,su
'"Hs' Invite tAh' A"sna' assuring ' % " ALEX HEYDdAN.
Ne
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PASSENGERS

FROM HE<gRsa GOING SOUTH,
TWICE daily Sunday niEht eIeePted) for the Relay
House, Washing Rfed erieksburg, Richmond Pc
ters0urg, Weldon &eHe, (0fd Potomac River an the
Richmond fredericksburg and Potomac Railroad. by
splendid and comfortable AcquiA Greek thence
70 Richmond BY the Richmond, Fredericksburg and
mac Railroad.
Hours Of departure from Washington, $50 A N and
P. NJ, (Sundays excepted Leave Sundays Gao A. "
only Bagage under charge Of special agent, checked
through 70 Richmond, Petersburg and Reldon.
PROM Washington to Richmond .............SS
Prom dc TO Peteraburg............
FROM do to Wedon.....
Prom do 70 Wilmington -. ........ u
The Richmond PrederekSburg Railroad has
been In operation for - years all time
has either been killed crippled by
without parallel in the history Of Railroads. in Iris
country. s. RUTH, Supt- Trans.
June IS, 1855 jyi-ly
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MALTBY HOUSE
a q 4 II n = -

S. U. MALTBY, PrOPRIErOE.
SITUATED Pratt street, between LIght and Charlie
- Sta aeiatey N the centre OF basineaI eonTs-
niso' 70 All raroAd asPoi' and the shiPp'ns aAiI-
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THINGS no REMEMBER.


PLEASE Observation-Disclosures these Specifics entirely
harmless In all Instances and In all Babies
them, children NAV use them, the aged inarm or invalid
NAV use them without danger, and with benefit.
PLEASE REMEMBER-ThAt thousands OF the most gin.
ed and Intelligent minds in this country and Europe have
long since given In their adherence to Homeopathy, and
employ exclusively In all OF diseases for
and families.
PLEASE REMEMBER.-That not only In long standing,
old eompanS but In recent and violent diseases Of the
most dangerous Character Homeopathy has proved Its
perioTty to any other system In repeated trials.
PLEASE REMEMBER.-That Homeopathy Is sustained,
from Its theories and doctrines but from its daily and
hourly in curing the sick and arrestng disease
PLEASE REEAiBER-ThAt II Is the little Ills that lead
great ones aud it's little ailments that neglected lead to
grave and serious diseases.
PLEASE RENE dBER.-That you may have II In your
promptly and pleasantly arrest such complaints at
the beginning, and thus prevent grave diseases.
PLEASE REMENBER.-ThRt this system saves you the
struggling forcing and deception used to get other medi
taken by children, al ERys lnurousoen dangerous
PLEASE RENEMBER.-That the evil results OF such
generally than overbaRnce all the good that
may be done by the medicines thus given.
PLEASE Observation-Disclosures Hum hreyS' system OF Ho-
nOyathC Specifics diVests the private practice
tam OF nperpetty and intrEedey, that every body
them.
PEEAsE REMEMBER.-ThAtt the cure of asngle chronic
aluent, such Piles, CArarrh Headache, Salt Rheum,
will more than ten times pay the cost OF a
PLEASE MISUNDERSTANDING two four dollars invested
Specific Remedies, VIII return many times Its
value you every year freedom anxiety proven
ton Of disease, and absolute relief.
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greater Inducements to Book buyers th.n ever before.
EVANS Is Determined to prove that his EstsbshHenI
n manner tsn any oiheT Ma1ins lived down almost All
opposition and having the legitimacy Of hi. plan Of SPe
7 70 be generous. Try him, and judge foryOurself.
/ SCHEDULE OF GIFTS.
Z Patent English Lever Gold Watches, 500 90
( Patent Anchor Lever Gold Watches, 80 20
Ladies, Isl Case Gold Lever ws:chs: an,
Gents, Silver Lever Watches, ls0S
Cent? Silver LePine Watches, IS %
Rs5e. Tine Psis, seP Pi SEP PA b:s. p..ta S
ladies' osaaeO ssis (Pn and UrOps extra me- Is %
La sdss Gold sE Bracelets, stone Settings. 10 %
dsas ss Gid G6G 4t. Of s@s pattern
cents best EnsllGh plated Vest Chains, 8 90
Large Coll spring LoeEstI with double cases, 10 On
M ss5fs eG .as s2 NJ s' fasF:,s DO
Heavy Gold Pencil CAses, with Gold Pens, 50
Superior Gold Pens, with Holders and Box, 500
Gents HEAVY Gold Pencils, SO
Ladies' Gold Pens, ROzes with Ivory HOIderi, %
Ladies PioreHtins Sets, Pin and Drops, 10 90
EsdIs:' I Let's Sets Dc Dc g: osS
Ladies, Cameo Pins, large rl.s, SO
Ladies' Ladies. Dc Do Do .Sah, ss sS
Ladies Gold Stone Pins, small 100
Ladies' Ladies' Plain Gold n Pins new Pattern 9SS
Gtnts' Cluster Pins, opal centre, $50
GEE tS' Single Stone Pins, 90
Gents Cameo Mosaic Bosom Studs, so
Gents Engraved Gold do de so
Gents Plain do do de 100
Cents Sleeve Buttons, 90
Ladies' do do 90
Ladies' Pearl Card Gases, 90
Ladies' Cameo, Mosaic, Gold Stone Ribbon Pins, so
ssa:s Pss ss PosE:. knives, blades quality
Gents bun or Ivory do do dc g
,ient,' cold Watch Keys and Pencils combined, %
Gents Gold ToothpicEs, with Slides, %
Gents Gold Rings, with Stone Setting, %
Ladies' do do do 50
Sets, SIlver-Plated Tea Spoons, 10
SlVer-Piated Batter Knives, 90
Ladies' or Cent? Porte monnaeB, 50
Gents Gold Watch Keys or Vest Hooks, 90
Ladies' Rorentine Breast Pins, 50
Ladies ladies' No DO DO Dc 500
Ladies' Cameo Ear Drops, 49,
Misses do do so
Misses Ear Drops, with Stone Setting. 100
Misses Gold Bracelet, Half Round Rand %
Ladies' do de de 90
Gents Scarf Pin, 90
Gents Jet Studs, go
Gents Jet Sleeve Buttons, so
Misses Gold Crosses, so
Miscellaneous Gins, not enumerated In the above
List varying in value from IS cents to S2S 90
~ $500 worth OF the above Gins will dis
trouted the Purchasers with $1,000 worth Of
Books sold All Books sold Pubshers' lowest prices
All Books that Evans does publish himself bought
direct from the Publishers and In large quantities. Books
suit taste be found his Catalogue, at
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HEMPFIELD RAILROAD

LII feights intended shipment on the road must be
IA delivered between the hours Of and D. M, A.
none viii be received after thathour. T.BWEENEY,
Gepl0 General Manager.
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LIST or SPECIFIC REMEDIES.


No. ]. Fee.r Fals-FOrReTer, Congestion and Inhan-
No. T. Worm Pia.-EOr Worm Fever, Worm Collie Wet
No. "a Bdsy. PRs-Yor Collie, Crying, Tee.AIns and
No. 4 DiGrritG FiasNTOT DIaTThcoa, Cholera Inf.n.
sum and Summer Complaint.
No. S;Y & Gotsia Piu.-por Cholera. Cholera MOrbu..
No. GSgga eiV.Eor Coughs, Colds. HOar.snss., In
No. $ zoofGGo1s Pii.-roo.haehe. Eacsachc and Nsu.
No. .. Headache PRLs-Por Headache, Vertigo, Heat
No. 10 Dyspepsia PiEs.-Por Weak and DeranEed sto-
No. IL For Female IrrsSllaritiss seanIy Painful or
10 T. Feaais Profu,e Men.eu,
No. u. Group Pa.-YOr orOup. HO.rs. Cough, Bad
:, No; ID San Rasum Pm'-VOr Ery.ipslal, Erupuon,,
No IS RIsEmGtio PiAs.--Por Pain, LamenesI or Sore
ness In the Chest Back, ToIns, Limbs
A.-Por Fever and Ague, Chill ReVer, Dumb Ague, old
P-For piles Blind or Bleeding Internal or External
oFor Soar, Weak or InaSmed Eyes and Eyelds, Fall
C-Por cAtarrh Of long standing recent, either with
W. C;-Ror whOoplng. COuSh, abatinE vlOienes and
shortening Its course,
TheAs, pysentery Group Rheumas. and such erdpllve
diseases Scarlet Meases ErysiPeIashe adj
IA ali ush eS. ne pee s har% The
entire disease often arrested at and in all eases the
violence Of the attack moderated the disease shortened
and rendered less dangerous. Even should physician
have to be called he will take the at deca-
ed advantage from the previous treatment.
couoHs and CoLDs which Of such frequent
and which often the foundation OF deceased lungs
bronchitis and consumption, rany all be at once cured by
the Fever and Cough Pills
In CHRoNIc DISEASES such Dyspepsia, Weak Stomach,
Irregularities old Headaches Sore Weak Eyes, Oatarrh
whose proper application viii AFFORD cure in almost every
instance Often the Of single chronic deuty, such
ness, has than paid for the ten times
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ON and amer Monday April, 1882 The PASssnTsF
" Trains viii be daily as follow:
Pirs-The Great southWeseTn, 81 Louis, Cnenn1u Co
lumbuS, WheelinE BenWood Baltimore and Warrington
City Express Wheeling daily at lilo A. NJ arriving
baltimore NJ, connecting with trains for the
Eastern Southern cities Returning, leaves Baltimore
NJ arriving at BenEOOd AZ SIG and wheeling AZ
$50 A. ~, connecting with the great WesteFn
Northwestern Express This train Ony stops for meals
and supplying engine with fuel and water.
Second-The Northwestern, Cleveland Chicago St Louis
indianapolis. Dayton Cincinnati, Columbus, wheeling,
BenWood Baltimore and Warrington City Express departs
daily except Saturdays T:s5 p 81. and arrives at Bat
p NJ connecting with the trains for the Eastern
and Southern cities Returning, leaves Baltimore az sI
A n and arriving BenWoOd at l5O and Wheeling at9O
A. NJ This train stops all regular strons East OF Cum
berland.
Wheeling and Cumberland Accommodation train leaves
Wheeling daily, Sundays excepted, at 1855 A. NJ, arriving
In Cumberland at 65 p ". Returning leaves Cumberland
at $40 A. n. anil arrives at Wheeling at GAO p ~ This
train stops at all stations. J. B. FORD, Agent.
W. p. sNITH, Master OF Transportation.
L, n. CoLE, Gen1 Ticket Agent Apl2
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FIFTH YEAR OF THE ENTERPRISE!
N E w LIST OF GIFT S,
FOR 1853.
CATALOGUES FREE TO ALL
G.. G.. e v AN s /,

No. A3O Chesnut Htreet, philadelphia,
Commences the New Year with enlarged Catalogue,
variety OF Gifts, increased facilities for buying
Goods and doing business and Is preDHTed IN oner
inducements Book buyers than ever before
Time has proved that the Gft System Is permanent
EVANS IS determined prove that his Establishment IL
conducted under that system in more 6eru and Impair
tlai manner than any Having lived down almost AL
opposition having the legitimacy Of his plan OF ope.
ration from Maine 20 California he can AFFORD
% be generous. Try him, and judge foryourselt
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1859-09-22

for the last four days and better, at least
sixteen are filed with large bound books
mainly Patent Office Reports, Judge
but all of them undoubtedly works order.
ed printed at public cost-your cost, read
er!-by Congress. and now on their wa5
to certain favored Mormons, franked (by
proxy "Pub. Dec. Free. j. NJ. Bernhisel,
M. c." I do not blame Mr. B. for clutch
ing bis share of this public plunder, and
distributing it so as to increase his own
popularity and Importance; but do pro-
test against this business of printing
books by wholesale at the cost of the
whole People for free distribution to a
part only. 1t is every way wrong and
pernicous. Of the $4,000 per annu m
paid for carrying the Salt Lake Mail,
nine nths is absorbed in the cost OF car.
rying these franked documents to people
who contribute little or nothing to the
support of the Government iu any way.
Is this fair! Each Patent Office Report
will have cost the Treasury four or FIVE
dollars by the time it reaches its destn''
alton, and will not be valued by the re-
ceiver at twenty five cents. Why should
this business 60 on! Why not "reform
it altogether" Let Congress print what
ever documents are needed for its own
inform alton. ard leave the People to
choose and buy for themselves! have
spent four days and FIVE nights in close
contact with the sharp edges of Mr..
an n
very utmost to make them present
smooth, or at least enduratle surface;
and [ am sure there is no slumber to be
extracted tberefrom unless by reading
them-a desperate resort which no ra-
tional person would recommend. For all
practical purposes, they might as we'll
now that the Printer has been paid for
them-be where I heartily wish they
were-in the bottom of the sea.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1859-09-22
Chatting under the Collar.

A gentleman who has tried the plan
successfully for five years, communicates
the annexed methed for preventing horses
from cha6ng under the collar He says
be gets piece of leather and has what
be calls false collar made, which is sim
plya piece of leather cut 10 such shape
as to lie singly, between the shoulders OF
the horse and the collar. This feuds of
the friction, and the collar slips and moves
on the leather, end not on the shoulders
Of the horse. Cha6ng is caused by fric-
tion, hence, you see the thing is entirely
plausible. Some persons put pads or
sheep.skins under the collar; these, they
say do as much hurt as good for they
augment the heat. A single piece Of
leather, like that composing the outside OF
a collar without lining or stufiug, he as
sures us, is better than anything else
Boston Journal.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1859-09-22
The Distance of the Sun Increasing,

A German publication has given the
calculation to prove that the distance
between the earth and the sun is annually
increasing, and attributes to this fact the
increasing humidity of our summers, and
the loss of fertility in the soil of the for.
merly most favored regions of the earth.
The vegetable and animal remains found
even within the recent strata OF the Arc
tie circle, show a degree of heat formerly
prevailed there which equalled that of
equatorial regions of the present time, and
although many ingenious theories have
been started to account for this desoia-
ton of ouce sunny region, none seems
so rational as the very obvious one of
gradual Withdrawal of the great source of
light and heat. The Egyptians, Chinese
and other nations have traditions that at
a very early period of their history the
apparent diameter of the sun was double
what it now is, and according to the ta-
tles of the German saYaDt, in the course
OF six thousand years more the disc OF
that lumiuary will have diminished so
that we shall receive but Que eighth part
of the solar influence which we at present
enjoy, the whole earth being covered with
eternal ice. 1t is now admitted by the
most orthodox school of science that the
earth and other planets were thrown of
from the sun, so that our globe has con-
fessedly travelled one hundred millions OF
miles from its birth place, and no absurd
ity exists in the supposition that it has
not yet ceased receding, though at con-
stantly diminished rate, which may or
may not reach the o point before it arr
rives at such distance as to be unin-
babitable, when following the anology of
all other known perturbations and eccen-
tricities among the different bodies of the
universe, it will undoubtedly retrace its
steps to a point much nearer than any il
has occupied during the historic period,
and so move back and forth, like nigh
ty pendulum forever, measuring of per-
haps thousands of ages at each beat. Or
perchanee, having run its course, it will
fall back into the sun-as man, who
springs from dust. returns to dust again
Ito be again evolved in the form of nsb-
ulous matter, and again condensed into
habitable globe.-Nes0banyport Herald.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1859-09-22
MOSS.
Save the Man with the Red Hair.

1t requires great GOODNESS and expert
ence to steer canoe down these rapids,
(the Ssut St. Marie,) and short time
before our arrival (writes correspond
enD two Americans had ventured to de-
scend them without boatmeD, and we're,
consequently, upset. As tbe story was
reported to US, one Of them owed his SAL
vation to singular coincidence. As the
accident took place Immediately opposite
the town, many of the inhabitants were
attracted to the bank Of the river to
watch the struggles of the unfortunate
men, tbiOking any sttempt at q rescue
would be helpless. Suddenly, however,
a person appeared rushing toward the
group, frantic with excitement. "Save
the man with the red hairl" be vehement
ly shouted; and the exertions which were
made in consequence Of his earnest ap-
peals proved successful, and the red hair
ed individual, in an exhausted condition,
was safely landed. "He owes me eigb-
teen dollars" said his rescuer, drawing
long breath, and looking approviugly on
his assista nts. The red-haired mans
friend had not a creditor at the Saut, and,
in default of competing claim, was al
lowed to pay the debt to nature. "And
I'll tell you what it is, stranger" said
the narrator of the foregoing incident,
complacently drawing moral therefrou,
"a man II never know how necessary he
is to society if be don't make his life val
liable to bis friends as we'll as to himself"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1859-09-22
How To Stnn Blood.

Housekeepers, mechanics and others,in
handling knives. tools or any sharp in
strument. very frequently receive severe
cuts, from which blood flows profusely
and often times endangers life itself
Blood may be made to cease to How as fol-
lows: Take the fine dust of tea. and bind 10
close to the wound; at all times aceessi-
BILE, and easily to be obtained. After
the blood has ceased to How, laudanum
may be advantageously applied to the
wound Due regard to these Instructions
will save agitation of the mind, and run
ming for the surgeon, who would. proba-
bly,, make no better prescription if be was
present.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1859-09-22
What are you staring at, sir, may

What are you staring at, sir, may l
ask l'--said an imperial mustaehed blood
to Hoosier, on Mississippi steamboat.
who had been watching him as q cas-
watches a mouse, for some fifteen min
utes.
i thought so, exclaimed the Hoosier,
the moment the other spoke; i said yoa d
got mouth, and | was only waiting to
be sartin about it, to ask you to liquor.
Stranger, What will you drink ! or had
you rather fshti don'tcare which my
SELF
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1859-09-22

Another argument in favor OF wearing
hoops has just been given at Salisbury
Point, where vicious COW attacked a
vouue lady. and would have killed her,
had not her hoops kept of tho creatures
horns. The COW rolled her over like .
big barrel.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1859-09-22

"Father," said eObbler's lad. as be
was pegging away at al old shoe, they
say that trout bite good now" swell,
WE'LL" replied the old gentleman, you
stick to your work, snd they s0o"t bate
you."
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1859-09-22

A "colored lady" attred in the heigls
of fashion. sailed into store and eieetri-
fed the clerk. by inquiring if he had one
of '.them hoople skirts with digestable
bastle ]"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1859-09-22

"Can you tell me, Bill how it 10 that .
rooster always keep his feathers sleek aud
smooth I"
NO." said Bill. swell, be always
carries his comb With him"