Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1859-05-29

~EYENrED, BORROWER AND STOLEN
Cotton is going down. business is dun, The
weather is getting calorihc, hehoods y~eteaver
the bottoms. There is war in Europe, r%egoiu-
lions and super revelations in Mexico, the ca
nal is not ret dug across the lsthmus. the Pa
csfc railroad is not yet contracted for Pixies
Peak miners are starving, hogs are dying Of
the cholera. swin milk is sil sold in New
York. the tocusts are " going il green, and
the rust is taking the wheat this is, there
fore. lust the time to be jolly, 10 breathe deep,
laugh hearty. and keep up the circulation BY
shaking the sides We have been c~ribbing,
booking, and brsindragsiug some materials
for aiding tie public in his praisevorthy la
bor Of trying to be jolly" May the mantle
q Marx Tzpley fan upon theni
Wewiu start with something knowing, and
no SHOWS can hide. no noes deny what burmese
knows.
aHaw is it, said one little miss 10 another,
athst Jchn's never afraid, and lar" "Be-
cause he's Eot a Roman nose, and feels s1tcs
don't YOU remember how We READ that it has
ALWAYS been said that a Roman kH0Wus-no
danger
We VIII next Try one OF Prenucs's natural
productions A woman was severely beaten m
q HuH.EEu Jas. AENA DN Arl AANH-laAA4aAF SUD
Tie b0v. although the natural son Of bis fath-
er. is G very unnatural one 10 bis mother.
Does auvbodv know that the extent Of fami-
Iv iars IS more than from one 20 two feet
Here Is the proof. "There are two kinds OF
family iars-iu one y0u pat your sweet meats,
and ia the other you put your foot 10 says
newspaper Joker, and h proves cur p%osulon,
when the foot is ia one Of The Jars the Jar 10
over one foot: when the other Jar ls on Ae
.--- @nhnr and #Hn lees -umrH ~. FuH HIE AH
over two feet
The above is a clear demonstration. The
reason Of The following assertion is almost M
visible A dandy lately appeared ID Missouri
with legs SO ~ar-enuated, that the authorities
had him arrested because he had no visible
means a. support
We 90 not NEEDLE with STATE secrets IN TINS
Part Of the paper, but as The following is
only a church secret We biab IT. Singular
toT pious rev clothes make people. For a
whole month after the Misses FIr got neu
man-Hlas. they were AZ church three times a
day.
Here IS a specimen Of the ruHuiag wit hai
IS Irt Of Oh crinolines II is not only Little
bows who ike 10 play with hoops ~noT-a-days-
Fll--r0un men are frequently seen chasing
them through tie streets
The reverend occupants Of tie pulpit occa-
zfsnzu- try ioke- Here is a specimen Of
"|Ha.a-" WIZ Ha.H
Is reported to be al a siHEcr-srr movement
Vow for touch AZ the lawyers: the JOKE
IS re-hzns not new. but g is good: AlawyeI
E-s his portrait taken IN his favOrite attitude,
stand NJ with his hands IN his pockets. Il
would resemble him mole closely, said an &C
c1siu-anre. eff be had his hands IN somebody
else pocket
WewEU fv another sample from Prentice
Mrs. Martha Woodward. of Ohio, made las'
rr7r trree hundred and fifty gallons Of wire
from an acre Of ground. That speaks wei toI
the --oductTeness Of Marhas vineyard
mat IS good: wr viii add one q Hooks
ErzrkIers IS a companion 20 IT.. DO yoa
know who built this hridEef' said a lad 10
Heck NO" replied Hook; "but If You 90
over TCu wll Be toIecl'
Vow Ie- Mr. ~Parington- that embodiment
rf surIc b. humidity have a word: "hLeI
woman saws Mrs. PartinEton, has enc.
married with congesHne heart, and one that
beats resrCns be b. Der 1pu, she VIII never
want 20 enter the maritime state again
TcH- Bun shah follow the lady--What hav'
rou 90 say. Johnny la ma, here's z
hs7gis. Ma-Creproachfuliy)% beagle
Oh. son hi-norant gal w, MS a howl
Keeper q the menaEeIe, (resPectulyC
" axes rsrti1E, nan, its an aWk
E1E for one OF Be1cheT's Wasps mind yo'
are -r- eng. reader Bcecher SAYS there IT
-M.H .#.N.aN VII. .AA4 a-N-
with whIch 10 wipe out the sins Of the week
Now r7- q little love and divinity, we wer
---- 10 say 5ntv. but the lady IN Quesuc'
ff nc. wear the article How Is prove
.fz- Adam was orthodox Boz his sentiments
Because bis belief unl0uhtcdly was EFe-ang
elczl
Arwg have got TO thr dcctriaal, we wili tak
a clerical glance ar lhe law and the gospel
VIII Be thrown away % the .pig-headed, bl
nav be- Of benefit o. the Tig-eating
Dr.. Adam CLARK, who had a strong arerslo
10 pork. was called upon 20 say grace a. a dn
r--. where the principal dish was 2 roast pc
Hr Is reported 10 have said: 90 Lord, Il tho
ezus, bless under the Gospel what thou dds
curse under the Lsu-bless this
Here's a puzzle for our young friends
Hb bras j. good TO make acaudie-fiid, viii
wiz make b. let loose
We are having chronological examination
AZ this tine ia this city, bat can Fowler ECU
celebrated uhrer0ioEist in London who q
telI the contents OK a barrel by examining
head
Oh. c-fr9I-st what hast thou 20 90
Lock e. this- WHY Is a fashionable lady ia
rgia eroBor-s Because she makes
great hustle about a little waist
Tie following Is az a~trociols ealunny
everybody hu Married men wet Know VI
he Inference between q good soldier ard
Fashionable lady, one faces the powder al
The other powders TIE face
We conclude with a little Arkansas VII
good too. The New York Irtune says %
r-omeni n that city cniV receives tro cents
piece for making boy caps. Ic tnia =
Columbia. Arkansas, Courier replies; ID
ami nothing: the ladies in Arkansas ma
caps. BOYS and al, andd7nt charge a cent