Smyrna times., 1859-12-29

tho lnaa-sniiIuer Of New York, states that the
Sidewalks of Broadway are still swept, day and
evoning. -swith hundred Thousand yards of
costly silks" lie remarks that ihe better quail.
ny ef tse silk the better sweeper it makes
merle antique being found to be much better
taan taffsiss and iouIards de sole. These sweep
iagftnachInes, sboegh rather costly, are. like
,heis wsarers, very simple. being merely. says
MrI Scott. "thirty yards Of eight dollar silk
moansed on resiculased franc of whalebone
xac Hteel.'
The HARMtTAoE. Twelve miles from Nash
vile, Tena.s good road. is what the
home of Gen. jackson. Though ihe grounds
and tpmbs of The Jacksnn family have been pur-
CHASED by The Stale ot Tennessee, yet there |
have been great improvements made about
them, snd decay has commen need its work upon
lhe isnces aud outhouses. Ii il proposed by
some 10 establish Agricuiteril College on
one portion of the hermitage 10 instruct the
chlldfen and grandchildren of these who fought
usdet hn at New Orleans and all who may
be tntited TO The privileges OF The institution.
T4g TEsr or Love "A lpve-sick swain. 10
order more fully to ascertain lhe mind of his
lady-love, close letter With the following
verse:
you was dog. and was hog,
a roofing away in the yard;
1T the old man were To say,
Drive that hoy away
Would you worry or bite very hard 7"
A youso LAwyEa's Morro-A young men,
Der of The bar thought he would adopt motto
for himself. and, after much reflection, wrote
in large letters and posted up against the wall
the tolowipgl
a. Saum Casqae." which may be translated
"Iset every one have his own.n A country
client coming 10 expressed himself much grati-
fed with the maxim, but added, a You don't
spell ii right" .ladeed then bow ought il
to be spsls!" The visitor replied, SUE EN-
oulcx."
In DExrH NOT ntvIDED.-One OF our Metllo-
dis. Exchanges has the notice oil the death of
se,ssFabie couple (Jobn +. Aud and Msry,
his wife, 10 Union Parish, La, at The ages,
respectively. of seventy-oae and seventy eight
years. They had long desired and prayed to
leave this life together and the wish was grant
ed. They died on the same day, sad nearly at
the eta.ne Time.
1'HK Japanese laugh at our trial by jury. and
declare taat eone but IDIOTS would have = sys-
TEN that was chiefly valuable TO the rogue and
vilhlin! II is hardly necessary 10 add, thai
there is not lawyer in the whole empire
that 10, if we may believe letter in the n
Herald, which says thai Japan is The home Of
justice and equal rgbis.
JuIeE SruMP-A memorial haa been in cir
culstiop for signatures In Baltimore city. to be
subfnl,ted 10 she ensuing Legislature, asking
forahs removal of Judge Stump from the Crimi-
pal Court.
TRIFLEs.
cAiisE.--" Charles. what is the cause Of the
hall "a a H..
beat. /" WelI. said he, qui e solemny . if
were 70 express aa opnon. should give it al
my deliberate eoDvictIon that somebody is-
pulling she ropes'
Na6sil, the daughter Of Eaoch. $50 years old
whsli she was married. Courage, ladIes.
There meyer was ! gooss SO gray.
But some day. soon pr lase
An honest sandsF gHlsne that way,
And lvok her Tor hls msse.'
A CpawEB marriage IL thus noticed by one
of oir contemporaries Merried, last week
Joha Cobb. TO u ss Kate Webb " Their house
viii, undoubtedly, be full Of cobwebs-
TAs Milwaukee Nsms says that The best pro-
tecth,a from mosquitoes will - be obtalned BIZ
narrying pretty wcn,an.' These lests ne
YER bite man when they can fad something
better AID sweeler.
JOnS RAsnOLPn, Of Rsanoke. while 10 Con
gress, said;
a Sir. snvy neither fie head nor tle hear
ctfhat man from she North soAo rises here /.
defend siaperg an princiiaef -
ErsrAFa oS DurcaxAs's CHsIDssxs.
Here lies Two children. dead ash niis
C's made EN- dis nia seus dl..
p'y Was TOO gsot 10 stay mil me.
essGoE look EN- 70 Stay mis He
Az orator, Ii an address, hefare literary al
socxtion 10 Teronios Canada, said: "Experi
ssnce teaches Us that Il requires hndfe
years 10 iorsa the OAK, half uentory 10 form
,sod Iswyer. quafss Of cenisry 10 make
gsnensl aud three generations 10 NAL 4 ee0
tIeaszlk" How old gas the orator,
(r ii relst<d IN tconstantinople letter 81
txe<snse III the exTavagsuce OF the Mdes i
k9s x3jttass hsrem. that onesof them, favor
fe+ nes&ntiy dcsised silver carriage Sve
= 6r4 Ae.oanl Of s8O.O00 vas reeltsd an
srsnszy.ss{ into Inc necessary ornsmcttx, an
tila e&ep krfpsfed IN the precious vehis:It.
Isl 1AxxxasAr ~h4 owns : lsad mine !
fAnf trfx. ~ xes ! e udidsss for tha IA
aibo4 ~ 4n eieetiisa day b. hire1 ~ Rovut
.css& ~ t<pejk y w ypine sftsf ke e<a ttst
Il Il tn eek teleg w s~sfnees ~ lsd3pf ~
rsnvs ~ ~ hays teses k<S res~4s ~ II 4
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