The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1859-05-21
Froln the MIWau.ee News.
4 I" Nate Little Row.

: Recently good honest looking IrishmaI
was brought into court on a charge OF rs
sault and battery, The complainant wa.
also an Irishman. and the nate little row
they had originated rs follows:
Patrick Went TO Micbaels si.anty, Just by
the LII cIossc depot TO borrow a handsaw
MIchaoi was Out after a bag OF potatoes
so Patrick concluded 10 wait until his re
turn; and, for about half an hour enjoyed
Il pleasant chat with Katy, Michael wife,
hen Michael returned, Patrick and Ka-
y sat 10y the coo!l-stoye their feet on the
hearth, rs sociabic as two neigibors could
ce. Patrick had his arm on the book Of
hatys chair, which reused feeling o;
Jealousy III the manly bosom Of Michael
and after setting down his potatoes he
sang out:
Pat, ye dirty diril, en- what for be ye
{ ait; ;Ier now
Ahker, is it? Sure an would like 10
I get Yer ansaw TO make bottom for the
trunnel-bed, 10 put the cliildrells in "
An why the tivil did,i yez take the
saw, and make yer truncl-bed?
Aisy now, Mickey dear, an il wouldn't
look well Tor me TO take oily.r saw w.dout
leaf; now wud it Mickey!
Ie Is right -mari Paddy, now, Amt
ycf An for what s.is We there Ike a iiay-
I
Is that the way to get allsaw, ye dirty
blackcuard
Aryah uow, Mickey dcar-sure, and
isn't that the same afIn ! sprained last fail
!iiin yer poor dead cousin i'm o kaii.r-
", wid, when he fell from the mast To the
dick Of the vi->i. like III. log? An
an t the arm III. tL.- blessed day ~ lame
a piFrrs dog and wud yez refuse 10
let nae pa; II III an aI-y, comfortable lac.
-lI-t on the back Of d ciIair, Ill / could
walt TO ask yrz toy the 4II-.Iw, II make a
trunnel-bed for the cl.AileI.s W.i Mickey
dear
To the divil wild yc now. An vent
yc pilyin ball w.d the s4H.c ann all the
Yesterday
"T.s. Mickey. but that w,s the bIessid
SUNDAY. an faith but We tp played
nate game, cianin ouj Ike a whrlwind
Teddy aud the n, al tie hlaci,cuaIds
&c ~ We did: but ye n--dn come here
to make luy to me Wit. when / Iuoy.t Tor
the platie- DO We tAinl. ye : All editor.
|" be tahin the ira4acIn Of tie press IN
that styIcZ
Mak.n luy to Katy is it? God rist
her purity oy'-, and what pat lAat d.Y.l III
10 yer head, 3-ckey.
Her purity eyes it! And have
great will 10 give - the natest ba-t.u W
lylr had. for TIE sam" liberty ~ tux u
look at them V are III Law w.d her nov
ye p,ratical mo,ioa.in. and may | never
have DIP To light me through purE,,Dry
tut II give V " -rInrtain 10 put AZ Yer
trunn"l-Lel. Git up here Ill whale tie
GuIty coat oil We
Al, now. Mickey dear. don't make
iool OF Yer ,!I-,iIle sill IN wud bo az
ther making Law I" Yer Katy. yyi;h Ler red
hair and dirty face, with Aog d., hand
lInv a t5Ili" MIST. aId hcr n.outa look II
iik" = hole III green apple? Auah. no,r,
IiDk,E a-'i iafi the dvIl 10 laTr Mc T. .
i- around Ler Ike Il waysci stain tie
chicken oy your heart iIpal y.r own coop. +
WhiI }..yc bitter lo,->I5-, n, I.y At home
OUt Md Yer noh~e-", NIgk,y-
An j. il Katy " are coInpar.n 10 all
IL. Lousy black -ua!d- in yer OWN family
klty, who hao t"g iiyiI. year, t.n IL true
to ulc Is the nadic unto IAcIuIi IL, Z = pole,
J. il calm ner luo4tH - Api. ~ q green
arr... and y.r c.o,--evyi H..l-y: better
i,.,,.u tnlu Agr
VI this stage ci lie p.oa,e.,.n~z Pa-1.cl,
jumped up u Gy:.l.i BRIDGE L.! battalion.
jgksd ,l A;> coat, which LaI hardly
touched the floor. before Michael and Ia
" both had Cln.Acd him Tor about
three minutes jAju-s wcT,- iy.ly tLc,.--
The cook--tuye got :hl.,~ii.d Guvil-utheI
articles misplaced baby pitched into
the llIaail-a'd at LIT Pa,rcl, was
thrown out Of doors. v.Jh his pants tom.
lis hair half ont. hi~ hat demolished look
.ng The worse toy hi- tt,-~l. and compelled
- % home without his naud-aw. Each
one Of the plIt-,, Were lined three dollars