Red Wing sentinel., 1859-07-30

to the brim,
Here's health to the bottom dog.
WIT AND WISDOM.
How may man always become
forehanded? by keeping his hands
in bic breechee pockets.
"A medical friend says that Tar
tar emetic is productive Of retched.
The kindness bestowed by man
j. better when done from bencvolencc
than prudence.
A man can get along without ad.
vertlslog, and so can a wagon wheel
without grease-but it goes hard. a@
The most contemplate charac.
ter that any community could posi-
bly, be cursed with, is slanderer.
In convention Of females, we
have no doubt but whatever is voted
upon is always carried by handsome
majority.
- A darkey's instructions for put
ting Oh a coat we're: "Fust dc RICH,
arm, den de LET, and den glib Que gen
eral conwulshun." WV 49, &gr05 III
Emily: !" shall you dress much to
night ?" Lillian: "no-as little as
possible am going to q ball.'
Did your fall hur, you - said
. Patlander to another, who had fall
en- from the top Of a two story house.
"Not in the least, honey; twas stop
pin 80 quick that hurt mc.'' AG
-Digby sat a long time, the other
day, contemplating a cane bo,tomed
char, and finally said: II wonder
what fellow took the trouble to find all
them holes, and put straws around
them.' ,. cfra& .s@rr,.fsH ?
Mrs. Partington says she did not
marry her second husband because she
loved the male sex, but just because
he was the size of her first protector,
and would wear his old clothes out. z
"A loving husband recently. tele-
graphed to his wife as follows: "What
have you for dinner, and how is the
baby? The answer came back
"P0rk, has the measles @E EtG
els Mr.. Shmith in p asked an
1rishman. "No,'' was the reply; "will
you leave your name 20 "Och, muir.
ther! Do You think I'D be after goin'
homo widout name ?" rjoined Pat
"A publish. r of q newspaper ont
west, in the first issue of his Journal,
returns thanks to those who loaned
him the pecuniary means, and graft
= tude to heaven that there il no, law in
the State enforcing Imprisonment for
debt. t5ac95 MON a2;li a
-" Mike, why don't you fire at
those ducks? Don't you see you have
got the whole flock before your gun p
Il know have, hut you see when
gets good aim at one, two or three
others will swim 'twixt it and me- 80 *
The Rev. Mr., an eccentric
preacher in Michigan, was holding
forth not long since in Detroit. 4
young man arose to go out, when the
preacher said: Young man, if you
would rather 90 to hell than hear me
preach, you can go!'' The sinner
stopped and reflected moment, and
saying respectfully, "Well, l believe
would" went on.
- Ii a .I$ F Is z &
= The following is an, admirable
"composition'' for school girl:
"The rose is the prettiest and most
perfamable' Of all the flowers. Altho'
little out Of fashion, it is very nice,
and O, % sweet. The rose has seve.
raj languages, al speaking of love 1t
10 % nice to converse with flowers.
do love it 90 much. The rose blows
in the early winds Of June. .Theasar-
" wind Of July blows the rose away.
That is 90 sad; 50 much like human
life ; the rose 90 like q beautiful maid
on, and the rude wind so like the cold
and unfseling world. 1t is not nice,
but alas 80 very sad! - - :,
"A friend of ours, who once at.
tended . sable "night meeting," thus
reports: q .LI~AZ 7 lT1 $50
Then Mr.. johnson arose and ex.
horted Substantially as follows 3
"Brnddern, I'm gwine to glib you
sample ob de pious man and de onpi.
Gus man. Now you are de oDIpious,
an whar do you s'pose you'll 60 to
when you die? T know! Yon7ll1go
down, down into de pit! (Tremen.
dous sensation. Yes, an dar yen
burn an burn forebcr! No use hol.
lerin' Idar, cause ye can't git ont =
(Shuddering throughout the congre.
gation.) But bruddern, whar shall /
e. :" resumed M, the speaker, rolling q
good Lordll see me comm, az he'n
say, Angels, make way dar. An de
fne y Ans den de 1nrdl1 sno.I ur