, 1859-09-24

tE-" What wise compensation Providence
tuts atT;,rd,'' exclaimed u pretty bclie during
| the gale u Wednesday, :" tie same wind that
musses our crinoline blows the dust in the eyes
t Of the wicked young men who would take I'D.
| vuntuye of our admirable confusion" Phiio-
sophical young woman that, says an exchange.
a MODEL Dlc7ioSARr.-~1t is sretreshing to turn
from The warfare between the publishers Of
| Webster md Worcester" to the waggish sug-
gestioHs Of Horace and james Smith, for a die
tionaEy which shonld give him the meaning Of
things as well as seosds. Weputlish few spec
linens:
Argument fools, passion, voeiferation
and violence. With ministers, majority. With
| INeu Of sense, q sound reason.
BacleIo1.-plautib!y derived by Junius from
The Greek for foolish, and by Speiman from
Bacu!us, cuoge1, because lie deserves one. 4
pottroon, who Is afraid to marry, lest bis rife
should become lis mistress and who generally
concludes by converting his mistress into a
wife.
l,uker.-0ne who gets his own bread by adul-
tcrating that Of others.
king.-Accordiug to the modern doctrine, the
hereditary proprietor Of a nation according to
Bed.-An article in which we sseep md pass
tho happiest part Of our lives, and get one
which we ueyer wish tn keep
Dabiee.-Noisy laetiferous animals much de-
si1erated by those WHO neyer had any.
Esquire.--A title much in use among tile low
er orders.
Face.-The silent echo of the heart.
Fae,ion.-Any party ont Of power.
1nfaitt.-A mysterious meteor sent to us from
tue invisible world. into which, after performing
the crt1u.ons incidental to the seven ages Of
man, it will finally return.
- In thirty-one words, how many that's can
he grammatically inserted: Answer, fourteen.
lie sa;l that Mdt that man said. was not tAat
il.at that one should say; but that that, that
Mat man said, was Mat that that man should not
say. That reminds us Of the following says aud
saids: 5r, r., did you sur, or did you not say.
what said you said because e. said you said
you never did say what said you said. Now If
you did say that you did not say what said
, ou said, then what did you say:
"rCscu" on THE Aasrsrr.-PuacA, just re-
ceived, has very good sketch Illustrative Of
the amnesty recently issued by Napoleon. It
represents a schoolroom. on the wall Of which,
is u map ot Europe The schoo!mistress is no
less parsonage than Liberty herself, face and
figure most admirably drawn, who il teaching
Master Louis Napoleon how 10 write. On the
ground are broken drum, q toy sword, and u
little dancing figure Of polichinello himself. On
huge blackboard Master Napoleon, will! i
small body encasrd in 4 chiid's tunic and Lace
pants, has just chaikel tile word Amnesty IN
good fair letters. his hand haying been guided
in that good work by his celestial monitrc.s.
This is one Of the best things PaacA has lately
done.
ExT1ScrlsuEp MS 1S7EREsr.-A nonesed
southcrner. who, in the spring Of 1851, was
wcuding his way northward, to work of SONG
Of his surplus capital, accidentally made tile
Guaintance Of an Ilfinoisau in certain flourish
ing village in the Sucker State. Our Illinois
mau had just been utrtll, aud bad made some
splendid purchases Of real estate from lis own
observation, part Of which lie would sell. 4
3.,r. $a ~ho r1n