The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1859-09-28
What 4 Lady Thinks Of Hairy Faces.


king terrific crusade against hairy faced
men. Hear her.
What expression OF kindness and mild
humanity can be observed in face cover
ed with hair from the nose down? Not
any. AS well might poor rat look in the
! grizzly muzzle OF Scotch terrier for mercy
when about TO be caught in his crushing
Jaws, as 10 look for an expression Of human
kindness and sympathy in the face of hir-
suite man.
Who can appreciate the value of smile?
1t lightens up the countenance with ador-
ing sweetness, indicates kind heart, and
radiates gIatuess to the hearts Of others,
encourages the desponding, soothes the af.
nicted, cheers the sorrowing, disarms wrath,
and kindIes up genial sympathy and reci-
rrocal regard.
But smile cannot crop out from tho face
of man, "beardcd and moustached' like
the pard. You suppose, from the agitation
OF tall grass, that some animal was crawl
ing through it. So you may infer, from the
|
ing along there somewhere, out of sight
The smile OF such man cannot be distin.
guished from the grin of ribbed nosed ba-
boon, which had burnt its mouth with ho!
chestnut.
The lips are capable OF indicating a varie-
ty of passions and emotions. They can ex-
press kindness, good humor, sweetness of
disposition, sorrow, firmness, and DISPOSE
tion, of character, or the manifest scorn,
contempt, disdain, loathing, anger and
threaten like loaded revolvers. The chief
expression of the best traits in Napoeon's
nature were in his mouth and chin, which
he could ciothe with so much sweet win.
ming mute, persuasive eloquence as TO rem
der his look irresistible. But when lip and
chin are covered with hair, you might as
well look for expression in the hole of a
bank swallow in the side of a gully, over
hung with tuft OF grass.
The passions and affections have their
poles in the face, frmness in the upper lip,
mir.hfuIness near the outer corners of the
mouth, and the affections in the edges o!
the lips, Sc, hence the philosophy and de-
| light oil kissing the more intense the pas
sion, the more soul-thrIling and enraptur-
ing the kiss Behold the lovely woman,
with a form shaped by the hand of harmony,
regular features nndeE, c,lpslarrng ri;,,tts,
bright eyes bcaming with Intelligence, well
arranged pearly teeth, soft delicate skin, 4
mouth like Cupids bow, neck like ivory,
a breast like alabaster, and the swelling un-
dulations of love like snow, her lips like
two rosebuds moist with morning dew, and
her cheeks,
"Where the live crimson through the ma.
! tive white,
Shooting over the face difuses bloom,
And every nameleSs grace"
Radiant in beauty, she is surrounded by an
atmosphere of love, as rose exhales fra
GRANGE. Just think of one of these hair ia
ced fellows attempting 10 kiss her-see
him pulling up his chevaux-de-fr OF brs.
Ties to reveal his wild, SHOCKING, caver-
nous slit of mouth Bah, its abominable,
the idea is diSgusting-nauseous out
scat
"Glve US an ounce of civit, good apothe-
cary, TO sweeten my itnasssation
Whom do moustaches and boards be-
come Brigands, pirates, filibusters, and
especial professional execuioners. Jack
Ketch, the hangman, would efectually con-
ceal all expressions of human sympathy
and ompassion-causing him to look as
grim and unrelenting as death in whose
office he officiates.