Des Arc citizen., 1859-11-16
MIsCELLAHE0Us IrRus

-s'r say, Bill, give mo piecs of your apple, and pIl It you see my sore toe.0zfh NAviEs.-England has 75l ryssselseof var
 France a50 Russia 166 United States 7s.
 TIE HEARr -No action, 10 ssrvirs goes
 current in Heaven but that which is ssaled up with integrity of heart. God will not bs
 put cf with the shell when we give the devil the kernel. Fl Brooks.
 - The very last curiosity spoken Of fl, the papers is a wheel that came off tiog's tail when it was a wAGcIN'. The man who dis- covered # has retired from public life to live on wha he owes. sxs
 A Frepchnan, who promised to estab~ l llsh school. heafing that | high achool would De tncfs respectfully patronizgd tcok room Tn tAsgarrst of four story nosiss.
 - The Immortality Of the age is tho stsnd- | ing topic of complaint with some men. But # any one likes to bs moral, we can sss noth- ing in the to prevent him. s..
 -- "A gfeat lie, says the poet Crahbs, "is like great fish on dry lsndI it.msy frst and ling, and make frightful bother, but. 1t cannot hurt yod. You have only to kssp Siill and it will die oif itsslf. 7 VI aam
 ALwArs Too LArfi--An old carslinian once saids "I was bora tho last dsysin ths year, the last dayi in tho month, ths Int day in the week, verylats in ths lay, m Aaxs II. ways been behind. ruelieve 1t would hays been fifty dollAfs in ny pocket E Ind not kA>sx 1xx>~.. -kS < ssolIlso \ FooE. King Jsinss ths FIrst gave all manner of fillSrty md encouragement to the exercise of bufEoonsry and took Kreat delight in 1t himself. Happsninf once t6 boar pretty hard upof. one Of liis scottish eouftlSfs, ~By my soul, x returned tho pssf, ssA1s mt made your M.jssty | king spoilsd ths lsst fool in Christsndom. wsasf.s
 A fellow whoss countsnsnes sEas enough to scare the evil one, was giviag sons extra hourishss in'sa publie-houss, whs1 u was observed by Yankee, who, walking np, asked him II he didn't fall into brook wAsn he was young. "What dp you msan, yeu in- pertinent scoundrsl?" .Why, didast nesn nothing, only you've got such acrooked m0oth, I Thought as how you might have fallen In the brook when you was | boy, and your mothsr hung youup by the MOUTH to dry '
 - A firm in Boston have just made two pairs of shoes for a slave in one of the Sollth- ern States, which are elephantine inthaifgpro- portions. I'm dimensions of each, shoe is sixteen and quarter Inches across the ball of the foot and seyepteen round the instep. That darkey will require one-acre field to turn round in.
 - A bowlder weighing about two peands was found under tho shirt bosom of colered arrested in row. On. being .ques- tioned as to how It came in his possession, he exclaimed with a look of blank astonishmsnt 1.Dat's just what I'd like to know hoW that internal dornick got inter my buxum. rspect some dem niggers must have frowd 1t dar.n
 - The Jews in America number some two hundred andffty Thousand They have forty Thousand in New York alone. Two senators and fdeif congrsssfksn ars of inc Jewish faith, which shows the ancient political talent Of the race. The christian Jews nnmbet about seven hundred and fifty, of whom one hundred are studying Tor the ministry. RATHER Sur -CoScEIrEn.-The bishop Of rroyes commenced \ recent circular to his clergy thus .--stGod has written magnificent page of history, WITH 1HE AssIsrANcE#oy FRANeE.o Tho force of education probably induced the bishop to mention the Deity first, but none but Frenchman could imagine that he supreme power would require assistance in his work.
 A DANGEROUS CAT.--A day or two ago, . :hild falling asleep in it's tscradle, in the south- srn portion of the city, in the absence of its mother, vas almost deprived of it's life by . cat, which was found with her claws fastened to the dress of the child, drawing its breath, and It was with great difficulty that the stealthy creature was withdrawn.-y New Bedford Mercury.
 - Life is a journey, and they only who have travelled considerable way init are fit to direct those who are setting out.
 Wit is brushwood; judgment is timber; he first makes the brightest flame, but the other gives the most lasting heat.
 - There are few who know how to be idle and innocent, and the very first step out of business is usually into vice and folly. ' ----- A venerable grandmother, sxter re- turning from church one night, asked her grandson for gourd of water.
 s.Giye me light" she said, wishing to know what she was drinking. .There ain't nothing in it, grandma,1 re- piled the young hopeful.
 ssHow do you know, Johnny ?"
 Cease felt in it p'
 The old lady tainted.
 -s.Jenny, what is the mean temperature of the summer weather in Ireland ?" said Yankee to an Irish girl, recently. "Mane, sirl There's nothing mane about Ireland, bad luck to yees, ye spalpeen"
 "A verdant youth while gazing with wonder at the mummies in the New fork Egyptian Museum, thought he should like "to see tive one."
 - The man who got the last word in dis- putting witha a woman, has advertised to wnls- .le for a wager against locomotive.
 = a Mother, I heard sister swear" .xu,t a;1 sha sav 2,y tsShe said she was