The Van Buren press., 1859-11-18
Advertisements.
The Van Buren, Female Academv

As there have been some false impressions maJe
Oh Ne minds ot some oi the patrons Of the Aca,l,.
cmy. as ! have been informed they are rcsictfnl,
" invited Ia visit il at any time how ii i, man
aged. AZ have frro ears and tongue 1 a,n
more willing To hear than To speak. | ain alvav.
willing to listen at any patron Of the school when
he makes his compliant in proper manner but
when he gets behind tr e-somc person 10 sho.t--
to complaiu-at me. | think that he is acting mi,
properly. Let him " face the music. and | will
attend Ia his casc. But some persons think
ought 10 nav one ear anu fco tongues that they
might tell good deal NOR, than they hear or know
for they seem very anxious to crc uatr every rel orr
that they hear and anlhfy 1t. ANA relate every thin,
they think they ought 10 hear. Thos. ar. they
who ought think. u have two tongues and oFe
ear that they might fully crafty their ungruteful
propensity. Asthcy have but tongue they can
not report things a. fast as they hear them for they
have tiro ears /, but il they had t,co tongues and
but one ear. they could tell them faster than
they hear them they could make true impressions
with one tongue. and false with the other or
they could use one tongue till it became tirvi and
then use the other while it was resting, and then
there would be continual clatter. and then what
world Of tongues We would have
As some Yankees very vxpert in inv nting
useful things, wish that they would invent a
tongue bride. would purchase one, and wear it
when my tongue inclinedto tell false reports
think that tongue brides would sell well in the
Southern and Western States Same persons
tongues, think. tire their bodies, aud then tl,y
would, perhaps curb that - unruly nl,mbcr." the
tongu-if they could purchase "a tongue birdie
| y Ar'hgions man ought 10 bridlc his tongue. and
II he could ind IA bride. perhaps he would
LADIES, OF course, do not need tongue uril.s do
they
! have heard of but one objection against me as
teacher->tni am glad tina, there is but one |
\ an " too easy :! l Am very much stri.rlscd that
married lauI,s should MAKE such an objection when
they know how easily they can govern th,Ir llus,
bands How can they eXl Get that bachelor can
control IN every respect, cighty or ninety young
ladies anu girls, when each Of them iniu, nccs h,r
hus band as she pl,uscs But ms there is Iofcv
in war. | must keep the smooth side OF my tongue
up, NJ d well oiled, So that woras my How out iu.
entity aud swe,tly and softly Till gyt one of the
lar daughters Il Eve un.I,r my control Tor life AID
then can turn the ron III side uI,t h.ve two sides
To my tongue, rough siae AMI "A smooth slI,,-auI
then | can pretend to govern my wifi, too. But
musttry 10 please the married ladcs. uy propsry
managing their daughters in the school rovru that
l may keep ON the goud side of them | must
adopt some plan by which can properly govern
my pupils or To make them believe that thcy arr
perfectly managed and then all things with r.s.
pect to the school will be right. u true son of
Adam. When God called on him 10 give All ac
count Of his conduct. he laid the blame on Lve
who caused him 10 transgrss
As an individual don't care a gr-at deal how
much any person talks about me, but II he mnks an
objection against me teacher aEl th. ot,i.ct ion
has tendency 10 injure the school. he ought
think. Ia be held by the Trustees RESPONSIBLE for
what he correct the false impression he may
nave made III the school Is humtuy, the sooner
TITS blown up or blown down the better will il be
for an Buren and its vicinity. | knew that diff
hculues attend in building up a large Female
School and prepared myself to meet and remove
them. The school is in u transitive state-the cri
SIS wall soon eome-and what will be the result
time will svon make known. ~ Time and patience
viii turn mulberry leaf into satin The roots of
some tsces ar bitter. but the fruit sweet Some
men are lioneers-they go before, clear the land
and sow seed and cultivate #; Others follow and ,ap
4 he tpt.s ~ IN laf.. =.
TIL harvest. and If another rap 1T | will not com.
PLAIN. for am not made of complaining materials
and sCcJ. is the fate of man. one sows and an.
other r~aps."
! " little learningis dangerous thing;
lHrnk deep, or taste not the Pierian Spring
For shallow draughts intoxicate the brain
But drinking deeper sobcrs it again "-PorE
| VAN BUrsfN, Ark. Nov. 1859 l. n SNrH