American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-07-07

PUFF No. s.

Unlike the ''yarbs" that never rot.
Thy name, Quicksilver, was forgot.
That e'er thou livdst, none could say,
But Drs. Ruhl &c Conway.
The origin Of modern Qusoks
Had thus been lost for wisdOm's.lack;
But knowledge taketh up her stay:
With Drs. Bull b Conway.
II is not Conaway and Ruhl. ( >
That cure as doth the eclectic sshoOl:
But, read Alright. "curss eSery day.
Performed by Ruhl and Conawayl"
bad hvers soon are cured up sound.
Female diseases brought around,
Hast thou consumption? cured you may
Be, soon. by Ruhl and Conaway."
PLAGUED with dyspepsiaf' Splitting forth
Thy stomach. east. west, south aud north?
Why YARDS win cure you sure. they say.
These Drs. Ruhl and Con.way.
Or do thy nerves all nimbly prauce
That muster called St. Vitus Dance
Beware of Quacks! o speed away,
To Drs. Ruhl and ConaWay.
Does Rheumatism rack your bones,
And make you howl in doleful tones?
Or are you plagued with scrofula?
Apply to Ruhl and Conway.
Chronic, or recent, slow or soon.
The great Mayapple. else Puccoon,
Drives svery shaped disease away
Prepared by Ruhl and Couaway.
Msthinks l bear the people say.
1--WE cant fad Ruhl and Conaway."
Why read the papers, note it down,
In Fairfield county. Basil town.
"But them" they say, eve cannot go,
The journeys long. swouId cost us so. .
Wen send or write, as all eau do.
Aud we'll prescribe and & &put you 1hrO'
You send three esntI. that's al We ask
Be ours the Herculean task.
By return OF mail the way we'll tell.
Without hlus mass, or Calomel.
or old Hippocrates. this d y.
There's not seeding LEFT but they!
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Whilst every Paracslsus Qaark
Islying plump upon his back.
You ask me who these Dr., are?
This wonderful, this mighty pair.
Beginning at the lesser end
To august Ruhl 1 win ascend.
Conawsy, a stranger. hither came,
Without credentials.-7just that name
His townsman came, nor st cd aloof
But brought his bill (Is sold Minthof.
But more il known Of DR.. Ruhl,
That man Of the eclectic sonool ~
Defiance vas his dwelling place
Ere Basil ever saw his face.
Two hundred patients claimed his. j
But Basil's pulpit he must fill!ll
A year or so he preached and prayed
And then the poor mans lungs deoayet
His priesily robes he lays aside.
And horse an pill bags docs bestrid
Into the country scars away.
Comes back and then sends Co nawal
A drug storo ton he opens up,
Where sick folks come 10 take q sup,
Where every kinl Of dug they sell,
INCLUDING mass and calomel.
Who fnds in pow,ler. drops or pill,
Syrup. or bottle which We fill,
fMarkery the smallesimiis,
Perceived but ny the ksenesl sight.
'Tis hum,n life We wish to guard.
And so We'll give this big reward.
$1,000 10 that man,
Hes but to get il il he oan.
The Bible says. "the herb l give 4
To man that he may eat and live,
But where--where does the Bible I
A man that eat Of Calomel!l
Ruhl is kind, Obliging man.
He'll cure his patient, II be can;
But ifhe dies as all men must,
He'll preach the funeral DER his dust
P.s. Taere is a htas book abroad,
Got'up BY Ruhl, in fear Of G,d,
Full of receipts that all should hay
The honest man. as we'll the knaye.
Twill tell you "how to make hens LAY
Aud chow to take your warts away
"Turn grosser metals into gold T.
Yes. eusrything The book hath told.
The little book is very small.
And can be soon read through BY
$loois the price you give.
Get il and read. be wise and live,
Agent for all bumbuggerv. such
Eclectisism, Spiritual and Freelovei
!, and other cheats Of the day.
R June. 1859. es
J, ENRRGNANT TAIId)R, NHI'