Clarksville chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1857-1865, 1859-07-29
Crooke's Never Fail.

This preparation contains the most powerful IN
gradients belong to the vegetable kingdom, and ow-
ing to its very penetrating qualities it has given re-
lief in cases of the most obdurate and eXcruciating
pain when all other remedies have completely failed.
1t is wonderful in its effects yet harmless as water
for the most delicate person. An infant may take
it into its stomach, prescribed, without danger
the most delicate female may use it without annoy
nce foriti beautiful in appearance, pleasant in its
odor and leaves no grease nor stain where it has
been applied.
1t has been discovered that all organic derange-
ment of the animal system, is the effect of an OBJ
sruction ofthe Electric Fluid in the organs diseased
An application of the Never Fail from its very pene
traing qualities puts in immediate motion this fluid,
hence cure is thus effected, and in many cases in .
or 10 minutes 1t cures all Aches and Pains in
shorter time than any thing else knownin the Wdterid
Nedicd such Headache, Earache, Jawache, Neu-
raga, Toothace, Rheumatism, Sprains, Cramps, &c
Used internally for the cure of Collie, Cramp Collie
Sick Headache, Darrhea, &c. 1t cures TOothache
in one minute Earache in two minutes, Headache in
five minutes Neuralgia pains in fifteen minutes, &C.
dose taken inwardly, cures the Collie, Sick Head
ache, &c. in very short time.
This medicine generally gives relief in from one
TO ten minutes.
1t will now be evident that the Electric Oil is
commended for all Flesh Wounds, and diseases per-
tanning to the Skin, while the Never Fail is used for
all Aches and Pains. But in all Chronic Diseases,
such as Chronic Rheumatism, &C., the Electric Oil
should be used externally and the Never Fail intern
ally
These Medicines have been fully tested and thou
sands who have already used Them speak in the most
complimentary terms of their wonderful effects. They
are fast gaining observation-disclosures used, they are
received with accamations of great joy, and pro-
nounced the greatest for Aches and Pains ever
offered to the public They act upon the system on
the principle Of Electricity performing cures in short
er time than anything else known. Their mastery
effects upon the nerves in quelting them, whether
applied externally or taken internally, gives them
celebrity unsurpassed by anything.
During the brief period since their introduction,
they have carried happiness to the hearts of thousands
who now rejoice in freedom from long lingering pain
and disease, which many other remedies had failed
to cure Indeed it is no eXaggeration, when we say
they are decidedly the best preparations known for
the cure ofthose diseases for which they recon-
mended They are bound to rise and stand pre-
eminent in the list of valuable remedies, and they
will certainly be used when many of the nostrums
now in vogue shall have fallen into everlasting obliv-
ion.
1t is well known the public has been deceived in
many instances by being induced to buy worthless
and inert preparations but these Medicines need
only to be used, to be appreciated and we hope
they will not be condemned by those who have not
used them, before giving them fair trial. fit were
necessary, we could furnish many certificates from
the best men the country but we would say, that
the use of one bottle in a neighborhood would dc
more to convince the public ofits superior qualities
than all the certificates in the world. So come and
see for yourselves, We lame and suffering Oh, We
Rheumatic and dying, come and see i
These Medicines are warranted purely Vegetable
and no bad results can arise from their use. Every
ounce of them is compounded under the immediate
supervision of the inventor, and he all that
no deIeterious drug enters into their composition.
Also equally as good for your horse ~ yourself.
Sold throughout the country by all regular Drug
gists, at One Dollar per bottle.
Call at any Drug Store and get bottle, and be
sure to try it. All orders addressed to the Proprietor
will be attended to. Prepared and sold by
c. CRO0KE,
At the Botanic Drug Store "a Sd St, Louisville, Ky
Ty Thomas Bro, Wholesale and Retail agents
Clarksville, Tenn, and ssac s. James, Russellville
Kentucky
Aprils, 1s59-l2m.