Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1859-07-09

bark atore mornin, give julie kiss aor-
ter to molify my natur and put her in heart
like, and in we walked "Iley Murray %
said The boys, " My gracious" said the gals,
"if here aint Dick an julie p list like we
hadcnt hccn rite thar only last Saturday
mite. Well, know wc'll have reel
now - Hurraw for the birthstone kiln
every man praise his country - "Clor
the ring /" 4" Misses Spraggins, drive out
these two-hcadcd brats of your'n-givc
room J" Who,oo-woop whars the
crock of bald-face, and that gourd of hon
ey! jim Smith, hand over that spoon
and quit lickin it like "sank in bean
pot" "Bill Jones, Quit smashin that ar
cats tail :" DWELL let her keep her tail
clear of my ant killers ~ {" Hct Coins,
stop tumblin that bed and tie your sock :"
Ihankec, marm, its a longer stockin than
you've got" "lIcllo, thar, gin us g For
kcd Deer" old Eddle-tcascr, or Ill rive
you forked lightning Aryou goin to tum-
tum all mite on that pot-guttcd old pine
box of fiddle, say y "Give him a soak
at the crock, a lick at The patent beehive
it II lie his elbows" "Turn over them
rashes of bacon, they're burniu p
Mind yourown business, Bob Profit, I've
coock d for frolcks aforc--so list hush and
talk to Marth Galiin Sec! she's bcckon.
i'll to you ~ "That's lie, marin If he
comes near me I'll unjiut his drafted neck
No sech fool that when gall puts her arm
round his neck will break and run, shall
look at me, that's fat Go an try Bet Hol-
den - "Thankcc marm | don't take
your lcavins," says Bet, hir face lookin
like full cross between a gridiron and a
steel trap.
Whoop. hurraw Gethcr your gals
for break down, Give us " Forked Deer :"
No, give us 'Natchcz under the hilln"
oh, Shucks give us Rocky Mounting
or Misses McCloud y" "Misscs McCloud.
be darncd, and Rocky Mounting too iist
give us
She would't, and she could't and she did't
come at all"
"Thar! that's it Now make break.
Tany Thar is break-a strings goncw
Thar'll be head broke aforc long !"
Give him gosS-no give him horn
aud every time he stops repeat the dose,
and mar another strng'ill break to mite.
Ting-tong ! all right Now 90 it !" and if
Ahout m;Gn;to M;,soo S,rreoo;ns s.
out q sto, tbot ny ni7io
vnur sunncr y, II mn. e., 'in ~ GJ,' t,n ""u o'
tohlc mndo of fnrks Ytncl, ~ M tho 5",u ] o'1
and nlonk off tLc st,blc lnft m;n sb"a,' I"
for table cloths, We had danced, kissed
and drank ourselves into a perfect thrashin-
machine appetite, and the vittals hid them
kncnnr, To yyr,. n,,t :" N;,.a'.; GOV ~,
rive what th,r ;s to thc ,raIs an ~, ~"
balance nse thn;r n,ws---tl,ov n.,s ,,,,tnI
nforc nivcs cncv how Tow Cnn,s WV,
walk into the r,t of Mi. lana r., so;t",. !'"v
fccreJ thc ho,ev wont lost t;u do,. L.aaH.
but liouor will i tl,;nl en- ,.on o ,'o, OJ"n n,Ln,
your drink vonr'n r1n ond l.; ice tho a,Ir
fur swectnin.lct tlcn, bovn tLo Lona,.o o., :,
bclonos tn tbcm n,trral,, y, nJI,,yuo 'J
INV Jol Won know how 40 u,;n,., 49," ",
"Wcn, | rather think I do. nryor w,s
ronp but onst in INV life IN tbon n';s
took camp mcetin for politicnl snccchi-
fyin. so | rid ND an axcd the Snn,l or .Ln,c
much Tariff there WAS on rot.dnt , and no
said sabout here. there onncnrod tn ho
noncn That raythersot me rs 7 wos rigLt
smartly smoked, myself list ot tho t;mo
| had enough liouor plum in mo to swim,
skunk, so [ come again ot him .Whn
was the biggest fool the Bible told of ~ and
he said Noah. for he'd get titcr | thouoht
mind only thought he MIGHT he nok;n
his dead cat at somebody what lives in this
holer; | felt my bristles raisip nv iock.
eft back nm likc a font cl,th en- I oyoJ L;,,