American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-11-24
lTernis OF AdvertIsIng.
: n CITY OF LANCASTER: ~ -. ...,,. q.
Thursday, sr N NovernDer24,IeS9
.conntry NJ eeting TalIt

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An illinois Editor who sometimes has
an "attsck Of Photography" attended
country "meetip," where be took down
lie following notes Of different topics OF
conversation at one time:33-
"Vote for Loyeioy?"s exc laimed polit-
;oal aseirant Indignantly. I'D as soon
vote for Wm. Lloyd Garrison himself,
loaded down as hei is. with--s o.ta5 ,.s ..,.
"Two Of the fattest beef critters You
ever set your eyes on, Uninterrupted deal
er in cattle that l sold for--, ..lis
"fhat horrid yellow dress again, " ex-
claimed Miss Spruce in what might have
sounded like a whisper II she had been on
the other side OF the room, "painted teo,
hslf an inch thick, and wears - sr,..i
"Teeth and toe nails to get the office"
broke in another politician, "but the
re,pls will not trust him again; besides he
is ,F'g '-
"Spavinedin in both bind legs. windbro>
ken an foundered TO boot, assI told Mr.,
Jarvis at the time7-s t.v ssn2s
lone tea cup full of butter, two ofsu-
gar. three Of flour, four Of eggs, and
sprinkle of nu,megs makes-- s'@'4''
.Botb ends smeetswhengthe year comes
ro1rd moor womanI for she has got six
children. the Oldest one blind, and+7d4
"No saddle or bride to ride him with,
somebody stole il while / was gone TO
Chicago after ,.a,..r.L 1 .,saa
"Tbe long promised miileuial day
which we have 10 doubt Is TO pe Drough'
out through. the ininistrations Of @,
1.-TWO Dutchmen, monkey and hand
organ TO grind it; aud OIL it made the
funiest music, and the little figures danced
around like--,E ERE.gS .EEE,N,.
&c, 800 miles of railroad track and th''
at an estimated cosl lof-.aa3 .ing stoy
"Fi4e cents dozen, j sold four hem
TO Mrs. Wilson and the hawks carried OF
three chickens and%-7J JfTfflfl WTI
''Sucb a handsome young man anc h'
dances so beautiful. = Did you ever see
handsomer pair Of whiskers or a more IN
sinuating- 'as@'set
"Hard die to my new tea pot, and Tom
nv declaring he hadn't touched it at al
and Iknew Emily badn'l for she had beef
all the ti1ne4- asicf5 lfG Iop.3
"Runhing at the rate Of tweny'fiv
miles an hour with no head lights on, AM
around d curve at that, when the locomo
tive broke, the, bridge overT1.eN
"Tbat young Miss Brown that had tn
smallpox last spring, They do say tbs
she is going 10 MARTY 70 - '-~ .
"Two pointer dogs and the best gun, j
town. / wanted the gun the worst wa
and offered him . & = .
l"Thc scarlet fever and the wboopip
cough, and don't know what he h"sn
had. poor little darling. This is the fir
time Iyo taken him out,at all since-
"The Mexican War, which / copsid'
perfectly upjusti6able, unless 1t be on Il
ground that 81 s,,a,se.i .sss4. 81 :,
''The preacher has come" exclaimed
boy, and ] deposited my areport in n
pocket and proceeded into the scboolhou
iofnuse on the utility o. photography
four Budget. .,s s9ss.ea. e 60. e e a. 4, e'B
ARIrHMErIc.- Julius. I suppose "
2, are good scholar E7N4EtiN .l-@rh
,,,;; SNs: Z! 50 good ss ought 'o BE- sa'
because WANTED to ask you que
tfop.,p ~ 'Fsq 1stf4sspS -, ~,
"What is it, sam9'' e
"Have you ever studied arithmetic"
Dob course. ,FigTAl8 TgE81
= "Well, now suppose that man sbou
Guy a pair Of ,chitkensl atltwelve anC
Hall cedisa pound and the chickens weig
cd seven pounds and "a quarter. wi
svNould they come to?"steil ,RutS1es ,
.ea"NNas II ID tle mornih'g'' ''asi'.''S %
. "Whst has that TO owiih i?"ees %
ga great dsal; because, ifit was m
Ihoruin', and my wife, bought 'em. / kp'
.@sSctlg what they would rome-toH NJ
"Wbat would they come TOT" ssger
IA chicken pot,pie, and q nigt
sudden disappearsnce.%) n IL.
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