Kenosha tribune & telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1856-1859, 1859-03-17
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II: c. EULL and lady have returned
to Madison from Cuba.
w. A. MALBeT, an eminent LAWYER
of Baltimore, died on the LIST inst.
GEN. SCoTT will, on his return to New
ERIK from the south, be complimented
with a grand military reception.
A kentuckian in the New York Med
zeal College, declares he never enioved
a woman's kiss Well, some nen live
and never know what life is.
An immense edition of the late de-
bate in the Senate in which Judge Doug
las took SO prominent part, has been
ordered to be printed.
ooh, she was a jewel of wife, said
Pat, mourning over the loss of his better
half; "she always struck me with the
soft end of the mop"
"Shc isn't all that my fancy painted
her," bitterly exclaimed rejected lover:
" and worse than that, she isn't what
she paints herself"
A MEAN RASCAL in New York refused
to pay poor sewing woman for making
eight shirts at toat,' cents each, because
they were not stitched well.
Every girl who intends to qualify her
self for marriage, should 20 through a
course of cookery. Unfortunately, few
wives are able to dress anything but
themselves.
Most persons are particularly spiteful
agalnst those foibles in others which
they themselves have. They remind us
of monkey scratching and grinning at
the mimic monkey in the glass.
"What makes YOU leok so elnm.
Toni" ''Oh, | have had to endure a sad
trial to my feelings" "What on earth
was it" "Why, l had to tie on pretty
girls bonnet while her ma was looking
on"
INTERESTING FAcT.-The Belle Plaine
MIN Eng records it as an interesting
tact, that not only are the largest babies
grown at that place, but double the
quantity IN the same space Of time that
1t takes in the older states.
One of the hardest trials'ofthose who
fall from af1luence and honor to poverty
and obscurity, is the discovery that the
attachment Of so many in whom they
oonilded was pretence, mask to gain
their own ends, OF was a miserable shall
iowness.
A DOMESTIC REcIPE.-To Cure Scan
DOL =" Take of good-nature one ounce;
OF the herb, Mind your own business,
one ounce - mix these with a little
charity for others-and two or three
sprigS Of Keep your tongue between
your teeth"
A punctual man is very rarely poor
man, and never man of doubtful cred
1t. His small accounts are frequently
settled, and he never meets with Difficult
ty III raising money to pay large de-
mands. Small debts neglected ruin ere.
dit, and when a man has lost that. he
will find himself at the bottom of hill
ne cannot ascend.
Commissioner HoIT of the Patent of.
ice, OF Iowa, has been appointed by the
PRESIDENT, and confirmed by the Senate,
as postmaster General, in the place Of
A. '. Brown, deceased.
The population of St. Louis is 81, oO9
OF which only 81 57 are americans-43,
STA are German, % ,0l3 Irish, 3,45I En-
gllsh, and 1887 French. The free blacks
and slaves are about 500 each, but the
female slaves are two to one of the male
How little is known of what is in the
bosom of those around lib. We might
explain many GOODNESS, could we look
INTO the heart concealed from us, we
should often pity where we hate, love
when we curl the lip with scorn and in
dignation. To judge without reserve
any human action is culpable temerity,
of all our sins the most unfeeling and
frequent.
W WILL HAVE AN ELECTRO CABLE
TO EURoPE.-The Arabia brings the
gratifying intelligence that the English
government has agreed to guarantee 6
per cent, on 96oO,OOO ($2, $50, O0O,) OF
the capital of the Atlantic Telegraph
Company, which will secure a new and
superior Cable the present season.