White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1859-12-29
WHITE CLOUD,

side Hetty Gswkins. She was the most
humliest gall in the parts, her eyes and
disposition was purity much alike-they
was both as cross as q saw boss. Hur
mouth was put on all Of skew, and bur
nose was SO big that Mike Lonely sed it
tux tn hankerchers tn blow it. Ibid NOT
feel very good natured myself, cuz for
another thing ! did not take much Of .
shine tn Hetty. Hswsumever. we got
along purity well considerin, cuz you see
1 Good tork across the table, and if my
tose had not kept me tresdin, Jest like q
gander on cold mornin, fnst on one and
then on luther, I shood..felt tolerable con-
tented. I was orful glad when they sed
supper. Wed got the apples all pared,
and strung. and piled up in the clothes
press--snd q master hepe thur was Of
them tn. and then we went tn elearia up
and carried the corins and parins intu the
shed. The gals set tn and swep the
skaterins intu one corner, and Babel broke
luse when Col. Gristle ssys-Supper
Jemina, heow quick'they ell stopt AS
we was sidelin lords the kitchen 1seed 8
dsndee sort of a Teller from the village
shinen up tn Prudence Psrr, Is mach as
tn say-with your leave. Miss, / will
lede you out. Thinks /, now or never,
SO / stepped up purity quick, and in put
ting out one foot tn make bow l struck
it smash agin one of the bench laigs.,s So
Darnation sed L; and didn't double
up about the quickest I! The gals all tit,
tered, and some of the plagy fellers laugh
ed rite out. ...-.s t.,r-IaIa..sr. 90 iss' 4
By the time Ids got strste agin and
wiped the tears out of my eyes, Prudence
had gone of with the dandy, and as /
felt q little mamblecropt 1 concluded
not tn try it agin. but broke fur the eati-
bles. The fellers helped the gals tn APP
plcsass and crullers, ginger tea aud pies,
and lots Of nu slider, and if / had not got
my tose trod on 1 should tux rale com
fort. AFTER while they went tn drinkin
tostes, and kissin glasses, and crossin
tumlers, &c, and we was havin crack
fun when Joe Spraig steps up to Sally
Savage, and sed- ,.. .,'....,.-.;;
by your leve, Miss Sally. I would
like tn take a cross handed drink Of slider
with you" ..g =, -..,-.s
"Oh. line agreeable as chip basket"
SEE Sail. SO they filed up, and locked
thur right arms and begun tn swaller.
But Jest as Joe got his haf doun, sum in
farnal cum behind him and prickt him
eenamost to the bone He shut his mouth
and grinned and tried to choke it doun
but it wasn't no go--the..sider skwirt.
ed out of his nose, and through his teeth.
and he fairly busted rite up in Sails facet
Pollywegsl Wasn't THAR muss l
wouldent bin in Joe's shoes for a hull
kwart of beeehnuts! Sally's frock was
spite, and hur nu collier wilted doun jest
like white bladder. Howsumeyer. they
wiped hnr DOM purity dry, and CuzT
in Becky said she did not think the slider
would stane if she wood put hur things
tn soke as sumo as she got hum. But the
dandy chap said as how it would take the
cutler out. He said that slider was ass
head, and that assheads alters tux the cul-
Ter outer SIGH stuff, if they dideLt have
some alkerly tn contract it. Col. Gristle
didn't relish it much to have bis slider call
ed an asshead !; he scd it didont even
cum out of hogshead. but out of a clean
barrel, and he himself seed tn the clensin
of it. And as TO his all-curlys. he did
ent see any thing more All-curly than the
furres the dandy chap wore on one side Of
his face, and if he dident mind his eye
heed pull some of his all curly out Of
him. --. f.-..,s. ,,.,. monde liza ,t--o~
But the village chap warn't to be put
down so, but went on tn explain how all
kerlys ment sallyrsttis and perlash. and
all that are, and parswaded them to put
on some purluzhen of sallyrattis! Sail
said it would not du tn put ,tew Sails
tugether,o for she dident believe they
would agree any heow, and as fur pur-
luzhun, they had got enuff Of that Already.
Howsumever they rubbed hmr all over
whur the slider went. and that g wss
purity considerably all over, and, may, !
be twisted intu a pigtale. if in hat an our
she dident look as Jim Spooner sed, like
a whited sepulker frecklsd-oniy wusser.
hur frock was pinkish or SIGH like and Whur
the purluzhun went it tux out all the cul-,
Ter only the slider culluer, and that was
lest no cutler at al. l CESS she remem-
bered the dandy IS long as she did poor
Joe Spraig, who slunk intu a corner and
never sed boot nor nuthin all the rest of
the evenin.
Wal, srter we'd ate and drunk as much
az We Good hold, the gals turned to and
cleared of the dishes. and then we begun
the spree in arrest. Col. Gristle had go.
black Jake tn cum and fiddle, so We laid
out for tew sets. one in the fosr room and
the other ia the kitchen, and black Jake
took his place in the entry between. 80
that both Good hear the music. Ididn't
feel much like Shawn it down real hard,
but / kinder thort I'd try one or two jiggs.
50 arter they'd begun tn stand up, walk
no to a putty lookin' sort Of . gal that
nobody seemed tn notice. she was SO still
and quiet like, and axed her if she'd Jest
favor me with her hsnd,'' &c. She 'sed
she was mach obliged, she guessed she
shoodn,t dance that time" May be
Won will the next. then" sez l thinkin'
To engage her afore hand. You know !; but
,he caIlered mp Xix pint Of beet JUICE. and
sed something didn't hear, when turn
inp nv eye 1 seed half a dozen fsllers
lookin' at me, esanmost reddy to snort
Tnst then the dandy chan cum