, 1859-06-28

OSE OF TIE IRREGULAR payslCIAS5,-Ics-
terday wealthy old farmer, from hear Blooln-
ington, ILL.,, called upon Marshal Rch1n and told
long story about IN individual who cane to
his home during last April and iugra'iated HIM
self into the old gentleman's friendship, and he
secured board with him Oh very advantageous
terms; to wit-trust. The stranger said his
name WAS Dr.. Ames, that lie was formerly Of
Chicago, that he was then hard up. but us soon
.s he rot INTO practice he would pay conid!ng
old gent. The latter was satisfied and eren
went S. faras TO give his boarder a crit,cr," rs
he expressed it, to ride around with. The doc
tor said be could do no good without medicine,
and SO the old gentleman kindly passed word for
lin Mt the drug store, where DR.. Ancs obtained
spmc 500 worth Of medicines On account. In
few DAYS the old gentleman perceived that one
Of the doctors aims WIS to marry his eldest
daughter. To this lie did not object, so long
as Le was a regular physician, but when in
con-ersution the old gent learned from Anles'
lips that Ls prac!iscd irregnlaFly while in CHI
cago, and that too among u not very Respectable
class. all the old mans confidence gave out,
and he forbade the banns, and moreover order
ed tue Dr. to pack up his traps and leave.
The old gentleman stern, but kind, even hast
q team hnrnesscd up and the doctors things car
tied to . placc twelve miles off. Thinking that
lie had gut rid Of lis irregular" friend he felt Il
happy nan. But one day his daughter, WHO
also had I'll crit,cr' to ride Oh, NOT returning
home hc sn,clled an e'npe'nent and he snlclt
Alright, for the next time he heard from his
daughter she was Mrs. Dr. Ames. But kind
parirnt as Lc is, he coull not become reconcilcd
to llcr until he heard TINT her husband was I'll
rcslar," and 10 ascertain this he has bccn 1rot-
ting around with policemen to find out u1 about
the doctor. lie says lie las enough money
for all, providing that Le approves the union,
but tie doctor if poor, must be respectable and
4 regular physician. Ne regret to say that not
witl.standirg the most riprous search nothing
can be traced hcreabouts Of Dr. .inles' antetc-
dents, aud the officers doubt whether lie ever
resided here. Oh, ne au wish so for the sake vi
a parties that he was *4rc!.ular,'' for the OLD
man says he is bound to shout the Doctor Wien
hs gets back. We trust he may miss lis atot'
IL TIRE JA1L.--ies tcrtlay having few spare
moments, we pnii Il visit tn the County Jail, and
in the cuursc Of our ra,nblc through the prison,
We found most to attract our attention on thu
dour Of the Debtors department. which SEEMS
to have been merged into sort OF bulletin
board, ANIL rs it serves to bring >nll'r III 81
solemn placc, will not be thought NC hope, too
pleasant Il pasti,nc for those who are unfoEtu~
nate enough to be in jail. The door is corrred
with pirccs Of written parcr-onc runs Us f"l'
iuws: Intelligence Oflce.-WanteA - aen /"
make bogus money; DO. 70 TO steal liurses 10.
~ to forge notes; do. II to pick pockets; do'
to liyat. Wanted u lawyers to defend fhc
above. Apply within" \ second reads Lager
I;crr, cents glass, cas Oh delivery. Another
reads, 'Wantcd 55o,'"" boar'ters. ter1ns' s:'.'"
ueE wcck, in advance. AL board bills must DC
nui,l at this oilicc. Doarlcrs must give go"!
reference rs II character, or they vii! not oe
admitted and to hi, there is postscript:
Soiicc--.Allc1 1lis week we shall raise the
,ricc If Loard to II OIL account "t the war Ill
Europe," Added to which there are q Wanted
II, n,ru 10 steal negroes and another ralhn.
for 40 men to manufacture tools for breaking
;,;." There is notice Of - II Lecture oil .shu-
litiouisn tu be delivered on Monday evening At
III, ~" tnother stating that - DIVINE ser
v;re will be held at " ocluck each nnrnin:;;.'
Thcrc il Il real estate advertisement which is ls
follows: .' Farm 1ir salr';.9 ACRES, title per-
f,vt, ut Sln per acre. Situated three miles s0ss
oi tile city limits
ATLANTIC MuN7uLy.--The July number Of
this Kin: Of Monthlics opens with an interesting
article on Thunas Painc's second appearance il,
tic United States, in which the writer looks
rather 1T the political side Of paine'> career all
has accumulated nucl, valuable historical n,:ltc-
| rial Thc next article is '4Ou books and thu
! reading thercof,' rambling talk, somewhat
pleasant, aud in Tie vein ito suit certain class
Of rcatlcrs, Chip Dartmouth" is a sll"rt story
| Of current life in Hns,o't, turninyo'l i mercan,
tile speculation in cotton, based on the fr'Udu'
lent Use Of foreign news dispatch. This sccl.'s
10 be in the same Vein AS the recent successful
porrlirt, Of "lItl:s and Bears" Tile rcr-sn:
aud scientific character and opinions Of JAMES
t. r.reival, the Seo!osist and poet, furnish ma
tcriaIs for Il gon'l article. 'Rock, tree, ant
..,nn,' is the caption Of well gotten nj. phI!o
so;ical essav on the elements conpusin. an
i1nuls, vegetables, and minerals, written in
popular strain, and ar"iding abs:rase science
William Shakespeare, attorney and solicitor,
Is IN article collecting together all thc facts
surmises, ETC.. rs to the point whether tho g:.a
i bard was ever in the legal profession. Mrs
Stcw.'s norcl, '.thc Minister'S Wooin.," is Con
tipuel, as also .'Zelma VOW" story, i'll tw
PARTS, anu the first part is not finished in TIL
| number The .1utocrat duEn,atizes with Iii
usual eccentric br;1liancy. Or. Holmes li::s wo
LII immtusc popularity as 4 literary write
through these tint papcrs.
The .l:ldn:.,. is by great olls the best li;erar
magazine published in t!:c United States.
Is LoyE-A very tall fellow, cp1isislrr:4bl
aver six feet, from the country, waited upon til
Marshal Yesterday anl tolA tue story IF Ii
love, ana how he had been Tilted by his inam'
rata-a Dutch hurdy :.urdy girl. About wee
| ago this boy" came 10 the City and Went Oil
| bender. lie knows not when, he knows Ii
| where, he met IL girl who turns music out Of
box she sang the refrain Of der pold Prim
deer" and 50 cartivatrl the heart Of the you
| that lie proposed marriage to her. She hea'
| lin aud doubted: but lie, to n,ake his >wc
feel confident Of his truth. there and then "a
her S.;;''. whicl. he had by lin, to buy ring
the wclliEg ring, T. Conie c'ansh yonr rim
| nit mere, mine Inf. come s.ansh rour riuAs /,
| ucre,'-cxtract from the Tri,nadeer, su'
by tue yoruy lady.i She went out 10 buy !;
rink, and tile BOBBY waited for her to cor
8 back. lie has waited, perhaps not "n that ST
= | Of lo1t,1 for orer week, but der peld Trin
= deer las not returned, or the $35a.
~ One Of those dreadful burGlaries We r.
y about in the Times, aud other newspapers de
Gated to fiction. was very near coming off 1t
!. Cloil.ing Store of Jas. IL. Elr on Sunday MI,
u ,accordins to the .zour"al) The clerk "
sleeps in the store went in about IT O'Clock
r. ", when he found the s1y.lisht anu back i
i, opened and rcre by which the fellow had
=. himself dawn in tbs place, but no burglars,
10 nothing had been taken from tile store.
g. Elv is richer by Il rope than before the bur:
II RI. The best use Mr. f. can make Of the he
t. is to present it to the unhappy man of
nc T.n<*. His imi.a,ors Of the .f'.rall aud .
!, | ,,rnt may live and crow better