New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1859-02-05

lovely women who speak what Is called trencn
and dress in eIteu porised Partisan, and st a cost
which would make Faubours Duchess turn OF the
temperature Of ice-cream with horr0r-and gen
ersl batter Of native residents aud sight seeTs-
say 6 600 on the average, esch Of whom having
called on our Mason. must be called upon IN return,
and must be pre- SET TED, or Dye ballot boxes won
BE- catch il y hen be returns Pity the sorrows OF
a poor ola embarrassed ard starved on ST., 900
q yesr-for be the truth known, the American
Minister must AID does spend more than be re-
ceives. In vain msy he ask TO get so, 600 year.
Abolish, then, the Office and spare our Mason!
And then there is the land Of our fOremothers
and forefatheIs, dear Old England. Land OF
Shakespeare and Mother Goose, Of common
lineage, common law, and, most Of sl, House OF
Commons. See what has been done BY our
Excellencies there. They did not prevent the war
of lcl2, but they tired 70. They did not make the
peace, for our powder was out; but they went out
to cement it. Some enylous people will say it Is
the trade-the two hundred and odd mIlons-the
Interchange Of commodities raw and well-done-
the "strong necessity Of losing" the land which
Charles Dickens, one.sixth q the English people.
We ray DO; it is the presence Of gentlemen of the
old school, like Mr. Dallas with suavity which
cannot be too much commended, let it be shown
where il may. Ii is his recognition IS an
incarnation of the possibility of America to produce
a man who does not speak through his nose,
and is full of cOurty grace at ST. James, and Buck
inghsm Palaces, which commerds our country 10
IL. b. NJ. Victoria and II. r. II. the Prince Con-
sort. By sheer force of eating dinners, speaking
at cattle shows and telling John that We hsye a
common Prsyer-boob, common syntsx, q CON-
mon tailor, q common system of political bosh, En-
gland and America are kept at pe,ce. The English
people otherwise would think Us a half-snd-half OF
negroes and ILdians. They would suppose our
language a compost Of Congo and Cherokee,
especially since those young lords were almost
roasted and eaten By wild animals in the neighbor-
hood of ST. Louis, if Mr. Dallas did not do up the
common business. But, as We have said of the
Mason, let the Dsf,s be recalled and relieved Of
service, which, seriously speaking, the nation can
as we'll if not better, do without.
Regarding the mission to Spain-just now filed
By the gallant Preston, who speaks Spanish in the
style Of Western gentlemen usually sent to that
luxurious and supersttiOus COurt-we would say the
same thing. Recall the Minister. Abandon the
fudge of talking about buying Cuba, and shut up
shop. Touching Prrssis, where there ia so much to
do, and where the Minister speaks not only French
but also sll the German dialects, including the
Hessisn aud bohemian, the same may be said.
Recall him. OF Austria, whose ssupendous Amer
lean trade has run up to Three Hundred Thousand
Dollars; where We are represented by his Excel
lency J Clancy Jones' Mr.. Buchsnans associate in
in those little Nayy.Yard transactions, who speaks
the purest nnsylvana Dutch, of which Mr..
Mublenberg said il was far superior to the corrupt
Vienna dialect, and who ever doubted it! Or
Austria il is only necessary to say the same thing
Recall the Minister. Let the Hon. j. CLANCY como
home TO bis anXious friends and family. Of Russia,
that odoriferous country, where an Envoy Extra
ordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary is so needed,
and where the present dignitary so ably represents
us, speaking Russian and Cossack, and presenting
twelve Americans year to Alexander H., beside
looking after the &" Yankee Notions which man.
date the land of SHOWS and talows-where one
ambassador requires twenty-five servants, and no
end of expenditure-of Russia, ditto. Spare
the national credit, and recall the Minister. Ditto
and ditto and ditto, of Rome, Naples, Turin, and
all the national asteroids
Yes, break up the system, and then we shall see
what we have lost, The vote in the House, which
nearly carried out our old idea, but in different
spirit and with contempt of consequences-a vote
of only /? majority for keeping up the ystem-gives
US hope. AL our trade with Europe will, ofcourse,
b. destroyed so soon as We cease TO have resident
diplomacy abroad; war will ensue; and, what is
worse, there will be nobody to present nObsdy az
Court; and all the Foreign Ministers here being
recalled, Washington, which is alone rendered
habiable by their presence, will become desert.
Then the eyes Of the unsoaped Democracy will be-
opened; and then, seriously speaking, they will
understand that oar diplomatic establishment is a
bumbug, and that they have been paying millions
on millions for what was worth nothing at all.