American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-21
ESTABLISHED I'M 1926


TAXING \ CRss6s. ~ 6esff gave You
a history of ms census .tetiug. 1 believe.
Well. / took Jim Wslksr's place while he
Wasilaidup in Chioaeo, aud had -otas
tough customers ] tell you, IramehIong
one day 70 q eabiu soma four or I'VE miles
from sny nsighbofs; IN nansweralo my mp
sH' old sWomsa about f0Ety came 70 the
| a6or .s.F5Ns lsf.nes - 8fa tsilssiS sslfaea
How dye doy wlkin: foIEsLf goSs:
taks . cheer; were you WanlHstO see.my
old man?,os . fs5s efssrsz.iisgss taisS
81 NO madam. rssiait. aner accepting her
iaviuiiOur I am taking the eensas,ss.9 ~ Il, I.
'Ths who% said she. = s5siq Sos ssrtt
| The census Of the people, the-----'
l'0b. Iofs well. you Wont s6ad mach
sense 10 the people about heFS. The fey6nA
agsr sbook. il I'll out Of 'sm.s aa
4 = proceeded toexplain, .s5ssaefq issa
'Deaf'suF. i 4bOught you might besa
maguetism mar or . frenoiedga -
4 | prOceeded'io 70 get her husbsnd's mama
and age, also the children; but Whrha1
ssteh ber age. she came do&1'on ne fAi:
snCoihed Il over however. sud lei q 20.
Rising / said. =. ,.'.,Is'.', ~ - ~
4 u there any one else in ysur sIanliiysl8
1 5stTheEe's Aunt Silly, bdiyou don't want
her name. do your e ssass s55 - 1ssila.
4 .cerainly. madam, 4 replied, and pFo-
J. ceeded 70 laks il. a. lonessg auessa1 1ssasE
4 sTben., thefeia old Jerry. bnt'hs's amost
Gin out this fsIl IdoIt think Jbe poor
fslIerfll last another spring 80 =. 2 v, "
j '3ery--wh bat is. his Other name? fssi
A .Oh. he bsiat got any pOth.r nnme;sw0
never'calls ANYTHING else. - rosa eTs
How old is ie?' -, 9 ea. u -
why. let me see; fifteen. twenty. tNsn-
: ty-six-he must be hard ON TO thiElylsss'
= An old msn, si thiftyzs q ssg e fst'
o'0ld mani Who's taking about an old
man? Use telling you bout The old hOas.'
|. A DANcIsG PRKAcHER.-A clergyman
recently indnlgeAiu dancing at = Festival
/ | 10 CinriuBati. Whether he 10 fierce end
J, Orthodox. % Or Liberal" and "u1sound."
} We wot not. Bat the .mf,tsr troubles 4
! good editor of Pittsburgh paper, whOds-
I mands: !, ,r ass ~ lsSs s4ae sff
) by what name shslI this. rare preacher
! Of the Gospel be desiei-ted? This Knight
o ef the white clippers. who seEuplss MOTTO
Turn night into day. in dancing and rsvel-
. Ing shoE,d be hidden from observation"
II the clergyman danced well. IL be WAS
: polite tp lbe lpdi-s, and Otherwise mob
: liectioaabls in his herring. we do not know
: why be should not be ''de~ignated BY the
Z name Of gentieiada,, Wp 'by no mesps
J. !. agree with 0ur yirtuous cotempDrary, who
: thinks be should be hidden from TIE pnb-
!. lie observation. (ke be good man sDd
Z we, an ret ibtormsd ofths contrary, he
: deserves praise - he show The world thst
], Ito. quote that radical paper, the Cincinnati
Z Gazette. .lFiie religion is one thing and big
/ O.sd preiudice sppothef.' : i i possibt"
!, , that man may love God and dance. It
= Is ppssibla tbat,a woman smay be learned
!. in the LIS LANcBURs- end not be ignorant
7 Of her daty Is . O6yistisa. Icispoesi',ls
! that preacher Of ths Word may bs merry
I, and human without being wicked; thai be
!" way, sing soagB other than psaIms without
{ wrong doing; that he may sysns dsaes
!, without violating the golden rule. which
= s,. after AL. the law and the. ,gospeLT-
y tEris (Pa } sAmericsa. ~, 'sss-isr Tas y
Ii Modern sIenaing 10 Old Words. -
II sAristoerat-D One who considers the Fa.
spietability of his grandfather to be suf6.
ut cient psyn ent for his debts, - -
g Abstemicus msn-ope vhoneYsr taSt.
ls ed wine nor spiriis---at home. is syss.ss
IA ,Appreniice--A> lad Learning by expert
" ence. the tyranny necessary o make him
IN a master. - g, ~ d sNf ssssfe'@N
10 BaIanc Of Pswer-Common sense.. d =.
10 Lewsz,-AuthOriiy for plblicly whipping
e. tbes Wick ed--poor. kiss nsssss'f ysass ~
q Nuisance The disturbance caused .bj
" your nsiekbor in making his fortune. -,
he aOyersi9ht-ToI To Iravs .your old umbseni
o, in news room and ;bsing Awsya nav on1
=. Preeocity.-The impertinenee Of you
q child. sl ass'e siss s
R'morse- Tie feelings Of ApirEpocte
=. eanget in the att. scs 81 a. Hrf.s ffstsss
~ eRefscied Turn--To have your timbrellI
= turned inside ont while turning tls cor
81 het. - ,..-t 4. - - =,
~ Science TO lie d canister to- a dog
- taila and observe whether be runs sasto
'u west ssHa - - sifsf-s ses sta i.ss s'-ses
z Z, upforiupdts Maaz+-tioi born with
- conscience.s IA. II - fSi3 Il s,.is Is : ~
~ S1e gestiOn---Adwice given by seFRau
" to his master, . tst's ~ ~ AZ n stisefl
rs rs'8 sisI ia-alEsa ~ GAtl -ea-L --s-s ~ 3aa
m se Lfrt ALoNE IN His GLoRYl- We bsIifs
be there 1s but one single Dsmocrpt. who %
ss cnpiesaa position in aDy department ofth
re general CITY RsvSrument. for which he !
Rs toahe peoplel In ga6other yesr kis tsfA
e as Tiusies Of Water Wo,ks viii expifs. AM
ee then this .slasi rose o. summer, " III b,
sse 'tadsd and gonsl's Huw Fsmal by de
lee gteess aud beautifully less. has grown tH
on power ofthe Democracy IN Hamilton rop9
q, y, within asiss years paste Ciasip1ei
.ln Gafstts: q sa ,ss ts.sg Ia assf
~ eETLe Rev. ,ThOmss Whi.ssmofs g
=, ceatly heard A,dlvlae preach in the morl
- ing from .tha text, ~ ere childrenaoftb
devil" In tbs afternoon the tezt va
rclildrsn. obey your Psgsasss = ~. "a sss' !,
y. "a EE One Of lbe editors 81 lhs Now Y -
,ar Tribune has been visiting ihe u. s. ia
10 ptems Court AZ Washington. end says.
lhe nine Judges he saw there.
'FD them looked ior an tie ~ - 81 emit
ho worn out nufpas yild lte.A row