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New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04

COOKED HusBANDs.-A lady reader of the Boston
Olive Branch sends that paper the following valuable
recipe. The time has arrived in the year for the
preparation of many good things and have no doubt
but that the following will prove to be one of the
most valuable in the catalogue of recipes To cook
husband, as Mrs Glass said of the hare, you must
catch him. Having done so, the mode of cooking
him, so as to make good dish of him. is as follows
Many good husbands are spoiled in cooking some
women go about it as if they were bladders and they
are constantly blowing them up; others keep them
constantly in hot water; while Others freeze them in
coDJugal GOODNESS some smother them in hatred,
contention and variance, and some keep them in
pickle all their lives These women always serve them
up with tongue sauce Now it cannot be supposed that
husbands will be tender and good if manged in this
way but they are, on the contrary very delicious
when managed as follows: Get large iar-calIed
the jar Of taithfulness-(which all good wives keep
on hand -place him the fire of conngal love-
let the fire be pretty hot but especially let it be clear
but above all, let the heat be constant Cover him
with affection. kindness and subsection, garnished
with modest, becoming familiarity, and spiced with
pleasantly, and if you should add kisses and other
contectoOaries, let them be accompanied with suf.
hclent portion OF secresy mixed with prudence and
moderation.
We would advise all good wives to try this recipe,
and realize what an admirable dish husband makes
when properly cooked.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04

PROCLAMATION FIVE HUNDRED, DOIDARs
L REWARD-ISHAM @ HARRIS, Governor of the State
OF Tennessee To all who shall these presentsreetine
it has been made Enown TO me thai
uknow dd commit toni and attocions murder the Sd day
Banking House of the Branch Of the Union Bank Of Tennessee
ckson in our county of Madison and said Bank Of
S2i, 800 in notes and coin, "
Now therefore, lsham g. Harris, Govencs as aforesaid
by vrue OF the and authority sted do
offer reward Of FIVE HGNbR DOLL ARS to any person
Or persons for the appre of said murderer the d.
livery OF him to the Sheri Jnor our county Of Madison
in order that Justice in that behalf be done = '
1u testimony whereof hereunto set nv hand and
esnsei the Great Seal of TIE State to be Affixed al
A. d., 1859.
IsHAM G. HARRIS.
BY the Governor
j. +. r. RAY, Secretary of State fell If
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04

In China man can obtain a divorce from his wife,
1t he can prove she is jealous. This beats Indiana,
and If the Chinese should ever become fully civilized,
what emigration would set in for that land from
all Christian countries!
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04

MORMON BARBARrTY-Extract from letter dated
23d March, 1853, written by an officer Of the army at
Camp Floyd, Utah:
No longer ago than yesterday, while sitting in
the Generals quarters knock at his door announced
poor unfortunate young man, about nineteen or
twenty years old, a handsome Danish lad, who had
been barbarously mutilated, and fled for protection
all the way from San Pete Valley, to our camp. He
shed tears while telling his story We have Several
cases here in camp, of persons who were Compelled
to flee to us for safety, their lives had been threat
ened by the DANTE crew.
!" The case of this handsome young man excited
our sympathy much. He had, 1t seems, paid his
court to young Danish girl, who had emigrated here
with him, whom he had known from childhood, with
a view to marriage The attachment was mutual,
but some hoaryheaded old scoundrel of a bishop or
other official, wanted the girl for his harem and ZEAL
Gus Of the handsome youth, had him tied and thus
mutllated him, first giving him chance between
that and death!
81 could fill whole sheets with instances of other
cold.booded deeds of brutality, such as in this en-
lightened age and in this country of boosted freedom.
is sufficient to make ones hair stand on end and the
blood OF an American boil with indignant horror, It
is strange that common soldiers, in view Of such
denominations, hardly be restrained from the ma
tural outbreaks of violence"
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04

MEDICAL HOUSE, No. 80 Cuetonhouse street, neA,
Iva Royal street-For the Cure Old Chronic.
syphc and all Private Diseases without Mercury hind
from BUSINESS exposure to friends and guaranteed
all ~ =
The unparalleled which has attended Dr.
lice in all OF the United Europethe many re-
naraDle he has effected, which
sbe by the eminent Physicians ustifes Offering biz
services 10 the confidence of the unfortunate The following
are some OF the diseases termed frvae and which,
conjunction with nowy discovered Remedies Dr. James per
aneny eradcnos namely Syphilis primary secondary and
tertiary Structures, Urethta Discharges Geet GonoErhes
Nocturnal Emissions Periodical Affections Females boweTa
complicated they be- Diseases of Ions In
Examination OF the Bladder and Kidneys Rheumatism, ydro
cee, Cancers uioers Tncrs and all Diseases Skin
Dr. james would also call the attention especially Of thost
who have privately and improperly injured themselves thai
secret md solitary habit which the body mind unE
ting them for either society," Constitutional I)e
bty Impotency. The following sad and
melancholy effects produced by early habits youth Viz
Neakness of Back and Limbs Pain in the Head Dimness OF
VISION Loss OF Muscular Power Paitaion of Heart, Dys
pepsa, Nervousness Irrahility symptoms CONSUMPTION
ac Mentally, the fearful effects the are more to be
roReed Loss of Memory Confusion of Ideas Depression Of
Spirits, Evil Forchohigs, Ayeon Society, sefDsrus
Love ef Soude Iimdity, etc. of proines
~ persons afflicted with any Of the above symptoms shond
not fail to call Dr. james and he psrect
hea let false delcacy yo apply at once and
terrible malaiy. = $3.50
Weatnoss Of the organs Immediately cured and full yigo,
Reinforced '-eS'
Remember, 1.-The Medical House Dr. is So Custom
Private and separate reserved Hours of aendsuc.
from 8 A. NJ. TO s 2. NJ.
Consultations strictly confidential.
PSRecentcases vi &onorrhes cured in hours
or no pay DR.. JAMES,
az ~ ~ Cnstonhouse street.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04

r "A. PEEBLE:s, GENERAL AGENT AND COL
rs ectcr, office " Camp street, with Messrs. Woosey
89Y-REFERE tEs-Messrs G. @. Miller AGO; Woolsey
fiheridge Lane, MAY field Cos Harrington Howard Of
Nemphis. fe2S tt
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04
Htb Orleans Datlp 6rssfent.
THE PRINTERS EpITapu

AS 4 hL-s En- y EP{IdPH.
-
Here lies his FORM in Pr,
Beneath this BANK, with BRIARs overprovn :.
How many CASES, far unworthier, Liz
Meath some IMPOSING STONE.
No CoLUMs POINTS our loss .e
No sculptured CAPS bis history declare
Although be lived a follower Of the CROSS,
4 member Of the BAR.
The golden RULE he priced,
And left II as TOKEN Of his love;
And all his deeds CORRECTED and REVISED,
Are REGISTERED above.
The COPY of bis wrongs-
Inc PROOFS of all his Prety are there;
And the fair TITLE which to truth belongs
VIII PROVE his TITLE fair.
Though now in deaths EN- BRACE,
A. AoULDERIss heap oar luckIess brother lies,
Hell reappear on Gabriel's ROYAL CHASE
And FRIsK-Ir to the akies.
Twin Pictures.
Here is brief but pointed ESSAY on man ~
At ten, child at twenty, wild;
AT thirty, tame, II ever
AT forty, wise at fifty, rich;
Al sixty, good, or never.
Here is brief essay on woman: -
At ten, a bud at twenty, in bloom:
AT thirty, married, if ever;
At forty, mother; at fifty, aunt;
At sixty
Now, then, where are you driving to?v as the
nail said to the hammer.
THERE is an epitaph in stonington that runs as
follows:
Here lies the body of Perry N. Haskell
He lived knave and died a rascal
Ye brother drunkards don't wear Grape,
Since rum and gin are growing cheap
But if the friendly tear you drop
Weep for the worms that eat him up;
For if, like him, they have no spunk,
The worms, like him, will all die drunk!
Why those lips coral red
But to be on kisses fed;
Why those fond, beseechng eres
But to ask for such supplies 7
Why hose % dainty fair,
But TO hold the kisses theref
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04
A WIFE WORTH HAvNG-In the LitchfeId
Comm Enquirer we find the following:

NOoHuJ Enquirer We HHd the following
We know man in Western New York who could
not write when he married, but who was instruc-
ted by ms wife SO thoroughly that within five years
and within ten years served four years in Congress.
and is now one of the most prominent inanciers in
the Empire State, president of a bank, and worth
probably half million of dollars, - /" -
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04

PROBABILITY OF MARRYING.-A table inserted in
paper in the Assurance Magazine. exhihits resnlta
OF rather startling character. In the first two ou
qaennial periods, 2o-25 and $780, the probability
OF a widower marrying in year is three times as
great that Of bachelor at So il Il nearly -four
times as great from 80 to As it is 1--WE times Ar great
and it increases until at go the chance Of widower
marrying in year eleven times as great as that Of
q bachelor II is curious to remark from this table
Of Is-how little likely after few years, is bach
elor to break through bis settled habits and solitary
condition; and the other hand how readily in pro.
portion does husband contract second marriage.
After the age of the probability Of bachelor marry
ing in a year dimnishes in most rapid ratio. The
probability at IS is not much more than half that at
80, and nearly the same proportion exists between
each qninquennal periods afterwards.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04
DRUGS AND MEDICINES.

WklGHT q CO.'S GATALO4uE OF GENUINE
popular Family Medicines which they supply
Dnsgsts and Dealers Mt Proprsos wholesale prices
denesal Depot specisl Agency ISL a Charter
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04

The students OF Irving College, at Manchester
Nd, recently sent liberal donation to Mr.. Everett
as contribution to the Mount Vernon fund,
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04

Why those lips so coral red
But to be on kisses fsds
Why those fond, beseeching eyes,
But to ask for such supplies
Why hose arms so dainty fair,
But TO hold the kisses theres
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04
MILLINERY

sseN TO THE LADIEs-oUR OPENING DAY
* g. W. ROPER
Cok PofDRAs AND CARONDELET STREETS
We respectfully inform the Ladies that we will epeu O,
MONDAY large assortment of
Fancy Goods
AND PARIS MILLINER
Comprising in part Rich Velvet, Straw, Lace Leghorn Felt
Italian and Chenille BoNNETS all beautifully trimmed In the
Latest Style from Paris.
Also
Rich Head Dresses Bridal Wreaths Kid Gloves Parasos
Corsets and Embroideres.
Scommission Merchants and Planters find 1t to their
advantage to give call before purchasing elsewhee All
orders from City or Country promptly attended to-
q. W. ROPER,
n I'm cornar pordros ,,a
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04

ENOIR-A LARGE STOCK INSTANTLY ON HAND
carefully selected suitable for planters bakers fam
lily use, For sale by GORDON h FOSTER.
tal3 6m corner Poydras and New Levee streets
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04

GUNDRIES-
- SO bills choice old Bourbon Whisky.
200 whole and half bbls. Aionongdhea, In iron bound
packages.
100 bbls. Boyle Co.'S Alcohol, 80 per cent.
25 hhls Cincinnati Gatawba Brandy 4h proof
2JD halt bhlS, Buyle's Rose Whisky.
bbs French Brandy toloring.
For sale by s,H. KENNEDY & CO.,
nnr1rn
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-05-04

GS5szS5As D. WEST, PRACTICAL DENTIST
ES5xaA ll2 s.. Charles street. the corner Of Poy
S1YT$T% dras street, would respectfully inform the cj
o>sol Of New Orleans and the vicinity that
The superiority of j. WIS artificial above ali others have
oeenayoahe and well known the fifteen years by hundred
are enjoying the benefits of them DESTROYS Of
sgg Of saeh wona do well to
and to give entire residence liz st. Charles
street, NJ " ielO If
Columbia weekly news., 1859-09-22
Ancc;:otc OF the Revolution.

Col. William Wiliamt, delegate in
Congress- from Connecticut, after having
signed the Declaration of independence,
said to one Of bis companicrs
If we are defeated in our struggle
for independence; this days doings will
make tad work for me- l have held a
commission in the rebel army; l have
written for rebel newspapers; | am the
son-iu-law OF rebel Governor. and
now / aifix my name to this re bel dec.
laration. My sius are too great to be
pardoned by our royal master I must
then be banged.''
The other gentleman answered:
l believe my case is not SO dcspe.
rate, for | have had no connection With
the army, nor can it be proved that
heretofore [ have written or done any
thing obaoxious TO the mother country :"
The immediate and prompt reply
was, :. Then, Sir, you deserve TO be
hanged"
Columbia weekly news., 1859-09-22
Eonnparte's Early History.

NJ Theirs, in his history Of the Con-
suIatc, reci.es some very strange and
previously nnknown particularly respect
log the carly lie and penury Of Napo-
leon Baonapsrte:
1t appears that after he had obtained
suhalseran commission in the French
service By his skill and daring at Toulon
he lived some time ia Paris, in obscure
lodgings, and such extreme poverty that
he vas otter without the means OF paw
lug ten sous for lis dinner, and frequeut
iy went without anything at all. He
wa' nter the necessity of borrowing
sums and even w0rn out clothes from
bis acqnlintance>l He and his brother
Louis, afterwards King Of Holland, had
at oDo time ouly coat between them,
50 that the brothers could only 90 cut
alternately time and time about. At
td,s crisis. the chief bcncfactor of the
future emperor and conqueror, at whose
mighty naule the world grew pale, vas
the actor Ia,ma. ubo often gave him
food and money. Napoleon S face.
afterwards so famed far its classical
mould, was during that period of star.
vatiou harsh AMI angular il its linamepss
with its projecting cheek bones. His
neagre fare brought on an unpleasant
aud unsichdy cuieneous disease of g
type 80 virulelt and malignant, that it
sooi al toe skill and assiduity o. his ac-
compiished physician, Coruisart, TO ex-
pei 1t, after duration OF more thin ten
years.
The So aid begrar then, the splendid
emperor alter threadbafe babiliments
sLd imperial mantle he bovel and the
palace the measrc fare and the gor-
geous banquets; ;he friendship OF poor
actor the homage and terror of the
world an exile and prisoner
Columbia weekly news., 1859-09-22

ings.i How long do you suppose pair
Of trowsefs could stand that
Well, that's just what women in
boarding Louses have to put up With.
That's Why they are troublesome y
That's Why they can't halp it. That's
why landladies like men who live everv-
where bui in their rooms, and who, PR
vided their mattress is not put in their
wash bowl, and the ends Of their cigars
not broken by the landlady's little boy,
give her carte blanche as to dirt ard
other luxurice.-Fanny Fern.
Columbia weekly news., 1859-09-22
,orge. turned in his saddle, and Lail,d

gorge. turned in his saddle, and Lail,d
the landlord:
81 say, landlord" be shouted, "be
fore 90, Id iust like to ask you a
question "a civil question--which you
can t take offence at y
'Fire aheai, gentlemen" was the
answer. "You have paid yer bill, and
yer uelk'm to ask anything without Civ
ing oifense.'
"Well, how in the name of heaven
did you come TO charge US S275 for one
night's accommodation, not worth more
than FIVE or six dollars at the outside ~
"Certainy, gentlemen, I'll tell yer
and welkim. Yer see keep hotel,
and sometimes | has customers and some
times | hasn't. When hasn't I has to
charge aocordin', and as you are the first
customer I've had we'll nigh On to a
year, yer bill was little bigger than it
mout ha' ben otherwise The hotel has
TO be KEEP up, gentlemen. and when
customers is sea 'ce, / has to charge
accordin'.n
Good morning, landlord said both
the travellers, and they rode off satisfied
They didn't GO to the Springs, how,
ever. They took the back track for the
river, and returned to this city for more
money, the big hotel keeper having
pretty we'll cleaned them ont. Re-sup-
piled with funds, they are now off to
the Virginia Springs, being unwilling 10
trust themselves again among the hotels
OK the Arkansas interior.
hey declare, though, that the big
landlord who feeccd them is capital
sorts cf ieliow--and knows
how TO keep hotel into the bargain
". q. Crescent
Columbia weekly news., 1859-09-22
Lady EoarderE.

Troublesome creatures [ never
will have another woman boarder," ex-
clauned our iand-lsdy, Mrs Grimes
And Mrs q. was right; neither would
I, were there a man boarder TO be had.
Still maintain, although it is a fixed
feet that female boardsrs are trouble
some, that they can't help it
Listen w her4as. ali a ma0 wants
of his room IL o sleep and dress in il, il
Is womsns home and, alas often all
she has. she would not be woman
did she not desire 10 make it tidy and
liab.table. ] his her landlady con
tracts to d.. The irui,less riogirgs for
fresh water, towels, coal, lights, and a
clean carpet, are not unknown 10 any
woman VINO has worn life cut in board
ing houses 1t is not, as remarked, in
the nature Of a pettiooat to be comfort
able in a Babel !; nor does its owner
fancy cloud OF dust, raised in the mid
die OF the Gay, upon her nicely SMOOTH
ed hair, or clean collar, because the
cham bermaid has an appointment With
John, the waiter, in the entry, or be-
cause she enjoys lo!l.ng Cut of the front
window, Ga her elbows, an hour IN every
room she is rishting," instead Of at
tending promptly 10 her business, and
getting through with it.
Now, man is by nature an unclean
animal. l doubt if be would ever wash
his face, were there no woman about
VINO would refuse to kiss him ii he didn t.
" el-hc clears hole in the middle OF
his room, and gets ready for breakfast,
wE.ch he swallows, aud then bolts
through the front door Dining down
town., not to return again till evening
F" hat possible difference, then, does 1t
make to him, whether bis bed be mad, ,
ano his room swept at 10 clock ID Tie
morning, or iour in the afternoon : His
home Is III the restaurant, in the store,
al the street, anywhere and everywhere,
that temptation and inclination may
lead hun; four walls don't bound his
vision lie can afford to be phllosoph>
zeal about brooms aud dass pans.
But let Biddy take them into his
counting room. Let him stand round
ON one leg while she--havin, moved his
desk aud displaced his ledgers and pa
pefs, preparatory to sgeep--runs out
into the street half an hour under pre-
tence of getting broom, to gossip With
an acquaintance. Let him. getting i'm
patient, sit down i'll the midst OF the
lnbou5, aui drawing up his inkstand,
commence writing Let Bildy re enter,
just as he gets under way, with irisk
OF that wretcbed, long handled duster,
which losses out more dust than she
ever takes off Let him ris. again and
make way for her, and thcn--let her
bob oil again after little water, and
staying another half hour-and all the
while the merciless clock ticks on, {
and the perspiratiou standing on his
forehead at this unnecessary waste Of !
TIME and temper, and the work he
hasn't done, and LET Biliy repeat this
IN that couating-room, to that man,
avery morning in the year (365 morn
Columbia weekly news., 1859-09-22
Job Printing.

We would say to our friends that vc
are now prepared to do JOB Printing.
in style equal to any Office in tho
county, and as prices as low as in anv
Office this side Of San Francisco or Ssc@
ramcnto. Give US call and we will
satisfy you of this fact. Lex ond disputed
Remcmber-we do work at the shortest
notice and lowest prices.
Columbia weekly news., 1859-09-22
aIa.is;l Proverbs.

In love the vir.aoUs woman SAYS no.
the passionate says yes the capricious
'yes and nos The ooquette neithe: yes
nor no
Love, while it frequently ccrrupts pure
hearts, often purlties corrupt hearts.
Woman loves more than man, be-.
cause she sacrifices more.
Woman loves OF abhors; man admiras
or despises.
Woman loves with her hear,; man
with his head.
The ignorant love too much; the man
oe talent too little
Love gives understanding TO women,
and takes ii away from men.
Weak souls love ali; tender souls love
one object we'll
Columbia weekly news., 1859-09-22
Her prospects And condition,


Xxx
The Democratic Pia.sarn has,
Than he no better man on.
/ thin. he'd hold an argument,
With Douglass or Buchanan.
Since noted men abou! The town,
slam disposed to medton,
4 10 Stniia man oc prominence,
. Shall now engage attention,
There's many nice young men, about,
He's one among tie number,
We hope Le'l. soon a fortune make,
BY selling people lumber.
1xxu,
Chas Basset owrel nock Of sheep.
That in the streets were found here
Anl Some one kindly toos them up.
And put them in tie pound here,
Ixxlv,
Friend Basset showed his grief. they say
Well in a funny manner,
Give back Columbia's native sheep,
Was painted on his banner.
TO BE CONTINUED
Columbia weekly news., 1859-09-22
A Columbia Loca: Scny.

sI MART TAYLOR.
The fine salohn just over the way.
Is jus, the place I'm thinking,
That one should visit every day,
Whenever he feels like drinking.
The baskeePer is jollyboy.
His fame has gone aiar sirs,
There is 10 danger though you see,
A GUM behlnb tie bar sirs
It's just before election now,
Aud politics are rising,
And candidates are coming round,
In numbers most surprising.
They have word for every one,
Shake hands with everybody
And kindly let the bummcrs have,
Their gin and whisky tody.
Joe Wilson's out for Sheriff now,
And bids them all defiance,
And seems to think he has The thing,
Reduced unto science.
lie rides up TO crowd Of men,
Aid gives no time to think sire,
But always Gays how are We hoys,
And what II take to drink sirs.
The other candidates about,
Are kind, poli;e, and civil,
And If they could an office get,
They wouldn't lear the devil.
And when there's duty to DO dome,
No men would start in quicker,
Hdl Is IL py some ACCIDENT,
You fa.d them no, in liquor.
Friends Steavens is bu, one among
The politicians many,
" Nho waits an office here so much
lie would accept Of any.
He calls himself the miners friend;
And all their little growing.
Would very soon be soc,;ied,
BY telling them to Stevens,
Dan Patterson who is known among,
Columbia's sons and daughters,
Has got laugh SO musical,
1t sounds like ripping waters.
LvIIr.
Although his present business here,
Just suits him 10 letter.
He would accept the SheriliT's birth.
If folks could Tot Do better,
Bob Wullan The s1- Marshal here,
Is certainly aspiring,
In trying to be Sheriff sirs,
You'll find him never tiring.
Of winning ways Bob Mulian hasy
Most certainly hesy,
On politics and horses both,
He's recko oned very heavy.
LXI,
There's Rednan fur Assembly runs;
Mu;chay aud Thomas Dunn too,
ABI several Others here in town,
Have though: il best to run too.
But il the voter, here would choose;
d person smart and fancy,
They could at do much better than,
To vote for Captain Yancy.
Ia running for the Senate too.
I'm told that there arc many,
But Nusen: has better show.
To get the berth than any.
Lxvi,
What he could not accomplish there,
Would never lie worth doing,
lle'd make the times much better sure.
And save the State from ruin,
XVII.
There's Spauldins would be Co. Clerk,
And JtulIigan assessor,
'TIs not my province now to tell.
The greater or the lesser.
But if friend Jackson here should get,
The Office of Recorder,
His friends are very fast TO bet
He'd keep the town in order,
There's Palmer he's tie miners friend
Aad qaiie po;iiician,
He knows just whsk our country wants,