davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07
FIRST SPRING STOGKr
at Extremely Tow Prices, now Opening IA


TAYING Just returned from New York with well Sc
Iectel very cheap stock Dry and Fancy Goods
public examine II before purchasing
elsewhere stock of Dress Goods will be found to con-
latest styles and guarantee that prices are
lower o any other house. IwOuld call Partie
uar attention Figured Brliants, worth richly
lS5Sc at only I21e; Plaid Ducals worth CSC at I2c Light
cold ChintZss l, and other goods in prn
portion Musns and Irish Ltnenl VIII sell Muslin worth
i21c and Irish Linen worth at 45c. 500 BOnnets
comprising the latest styles and Thch being purchased
manufacturer, will sell cheaper than ever
before ncs RIbbOs Un RucheS; Flowers and
everything apperta:nng the Millinery line. and TO Whc
branch attention OF the Trade, and will
be the lowest figures.
EMBROIDERIES-If wish to find the largest best
and cheapest stock give GILL and promise to sell
Collars Sleeves and Collars Rands, InsertDg and
Edgings at less figures than any other establishment
Kid Gloves at only Ste, worth 81; 800 pr Ms at
Toe, worth CSC; 500 Linen lis dkeTehiefs at 12e worth
lS, 20e; I25 IeBstiG handkerchief
at worth 6I so do at soc, worth Is 90 superior do
63c 81 100 white HFilliauts at 12<e. worth
lS1; 100 PuH ISt< worth 2j: we'll other
white goods Nasooks, hath plain plaid and Striped
pPoporttonatsIy 5000 Dollars worth Of Piece Goods,
suitable for Tailoring Trade, and OF which
confident IarXs. stock in Wheeling, will he sold
the Trade less than any other House IN Wheeling
can sell at; all examination and1
of my ability TO SELL Gail and examine for
yourselves. ISAAC FRAZER,
rnh2I 1913 Main St
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07
THE TN i. T d ICE N.CER
IFrom the French Of Deranger, by a. D. Mfehael.1
FdLLING SLIPS

Shepherd, ttlon sayst, midst yonder blue
The star which rules us spaTkles bright.
[ do. rnyBon; but from our view
IT'S hidden by the veil of night
Shepherd, they say thy mind recalls
The wild wlcrd words these planets say;
What, then, declares yon star which falls,
Falls, falls, and fades away?
Nv son, yhene'er a mortal ends,
His Star drops earthward instantly;
Thus one, while revelIing With his friends,
Dies amidst rnirth aud tipsy glee!
He hears not his companions call.
His last. song has been sung to day
His star accomplishes its fall,
Falls, falls, and fades away!
The maiden, tender and nntried,
Soon to lisp forth her bridal VOWS,
A daughter fond. a loving bride,
And worthy ola worthy spouse!77S = :
The orange blossoms deck her pail,
The priest must now the requiem say:
Her star is one of those that fall,
Fall, fall, and fade away! IA.
Behold, my son, Jon lapsing fires
Were some great noble'sf Even he
His little splcndor past-exPires
Amid his gold and blazonry.
Though flattercrs throng his splendid halls,
And fnwn upon him, day by day,
His life is but a star that falls,
Falls, falls, and fades awayl
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07

No family should he without these invaluable curativeS-
They are only remedies perfectly adapted for domestic
private With them the parent Is armed and pre-
at the threshold keen 1t at bay. tre Of medicine
rightly directed the first hours Of esease perfectly
that which by only be relieved ny long and eI
of suffering IL mt ALL With these at hand you
nre not Obliged awnt the coming of that often distant,
rs we'll expensive ury doctor; be lIugged
pnisOned bsered be hut Yourself administer
the simple specific, reRtnrG the rudy current Of life
again to health anil iov There cannot only injury arise
in any case from nsc the general upon
the constitution, bevonl all question, is beneficial
AGENTS WANTED.
We desire an active, efficient agent for the sale
remedies every community in the United States.
Address, DIR. 2. HUMPHREYS, 4 CO.,
No. 561 Roadway, New York.
e1-sod by the Druggists in Wheeling. mh14-1y.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07

SCHEDULE OF GIFTS
Patent English Lever Gold Watches, 500 W
Patent Anchor Lever Gold WStohss, ~ 6S ~
Ladies' ISL Case so oa
Gents Silver Silver Lever Lever M MssRss
Gents, silver L;epine Watches, y 1 1S ~ ~
FsgoF Time Ef Sa. Pf E Pa btss Patterns. y g O.
Eadtes Cameo sets ami nrops extra nne, IS &c
L Isa%ie Gold Bracelets, stone Settings, o0o
eats a a5d E sRaSsa Ranq
Gents best English PLATED .. gss Sa%s 90
Large Cold spring with double 19 O.
ssFEa gG siae s S6 s. EocEet
Heavy Con- 3 PeB @ Goia and ge Rs %
Gents Heavy Gold Pencils, ,,..,,...r. 8 6 6S
Ladies' Gold Pens, Rozes still Ivory Holders, I6 90
LADIES' Florenttne Sets, Pin and Drops, 10 S9
Ladies', Jet Sets do do do do 10 So
L I.adiss Cameo tjanss Pins, large sIse 599
Ladies' Ladies' do DO Do @saIG@' ssS
Sx stG6 Gn En snare OF Hair Pins
Ladies' Plain Gold Pins, new Pattern, on on
a nisiss' do G saf R PiHs, 8
Gents Cluster Pins, opal centre, 50
Gents, Cameo or Mosaic Bosom Studs, go
e SsRts FIaf5 Cola dol do do do do
Gents sleeve Buttons, $50
Ladies Pearl S9 CARD aq Gases, 90
Ladies' Cameo, Mosaic, or Gold Stone Ribbon Pins, 81
Gents Pearl Pocket knives, blades best quality, 60
Misses Lava Pins 80
Cent? CIoIl Watch KEYS and Pencils combined, 90
Gents Gold Tootbpicks vyith Slides 90
Cents Coli Rinrs with Stone Setting. so
Ladies' do do do ! SO
Sets silver plated Tea SnnonS 90
slvsr-piated Butter Knives DO
T.adies' mr. Cents' porte-monnafes so
Cents Gold Watch KEYS ar vest Hooks 90
Ladies' Florentine Breast Pins 8 so
I,aiies' let do do so
Ladies, Mosaic do do 6 90
Ladies' Cameo Ear Drops A so
Misses do do 2 so
NIfsses' Ear DroDs, with Stone Setting, 2 90
Misses, CoId I{racIIct JTalT Round Rand a %
Iadies' do do do & co
Gents Scarf pin Q 90
Gents, LEI S4uds s 90
Gents, lei sleeve Ruttons 8 50
Misses Gold Crosses, 5O
Miscellaneous Gifts, not enumerated in the above
List, varying in value from 25 cents to $25 90
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07
TRANsPO RTAFf5ON.
and ohio Rail Road.
sgss.1s sgle2ssga So
sTMMER ARRANGEMENT.

-
N and after Monday the 18th April, 1853 the passenger
" Trains will be daily as follows: =, =
FfrsThe Great Southwestern, st. Louis, Cincinnati Co.
IuTnbus Whee|ipC Benwood Baltimore and Washington
CITY Express leaves Wheeling daily at 110 A. NJ arriving
in baltimore 1850 A. ~, connecting With trains def tas
EASTERN and Southern cities Returning, leaves
at 4O5 p NJ arriving at BenwoOd Ct S:I6 and waeeHs AZ
$50 A. A. connecting with the great Western,
and Northwestern Express This train only stops FOR meas
and supplying engine with fuel and water. =. -,
Second-The Northwestern, Cleyeland chicago,
indianapolis Dayton, Cincinnati, Columbus Mheelns,
Renvood Baltimore Washington City Express departs
siy exeept Saturdays at 45 n. and arrives at Bat
p NJ, connecting with the trains Tor the Eses
and Southern cities. Returning, leaves Baltimore AZ
A. NJ and arriving BenwoOd at 1850 and
A. This stops at all regular srttons East OF Gum
wheeling and Cumberland Accommodation train leaves
wheeling daily SUNDAYS excepted at 1855 A. NJ, arriving
in Cumberland at 6S5 T. II. Retnrning, leaves
at A. arrives at Wheeling ct 6:40 T. NJ TINS
train stops at all stations. y. u FoF<D' Agent
w, p. SnrTH, Master Of transportation.
L, n. COLR GEM ticket Agent. eP1S
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07
PRICES.

Full SET 90 large walls in and 81 90
Full set 90 large plain and book,..... 90
Case of IS numbered boxes and book, no
Case of any numbered boxes and book, OO
Single numbered boxes, with directions. 5
Single ettercd boxes, with directions -
Large plantation physcians case, vals 10 90
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07
OUR REMEDIES BY MAIL.

Look over the list, make up of what kind you
chooses enclose the amount in current note stamps
by mai to our address No 562 Broadway New York,
the medicine will duly returned By mail express free
of charge
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07
HUMPHREYS



Stand confssedly Mt the ofremedia means
OF the peSnle They alike from the poisonous
dangerous FepnsVe doses Of Quaokery school
practice, the inconvenience Of the
and medicines. Consisting of simple specifics for the var
diseases which they rel0ted put in the form
Of simple sugar pkes and prepared OF ingredients net
DANGEROUS dsgpsting, they form ct the ready
the parent NURSE and the comfort OF the
complaining or invalid.
these positive advantages, never
before combined any popular remedies. They HARM
injury arise from their use They are spL
always what take, and how to takett They
yElENF; you give the proper Sugar Pin at
moments Warming without hesitation delay They are
lFFIceF thousands disease arrested at once
ard the mite at the the pound could not
Afterwards have relieved.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07
FIFTH YEAR OF The ENTERPRISE!
NEwL1s OF GIFTS,
FOR 1859. as
- CATALOGUES FREE TO ALL. s
G.. G.. EVANS,
AT HIS ORIGINAL GIFT BOOK STORE,

No. 439 Chesnnt street, PhfIndeIPhia,
Commences the New Year with enlarged Catalogue.
greater variety of Gifts increased facilities for buying
Goods and doing business and Is now rrenared II Ser
greater inducements Book buyers than ever before
Time has proved that the GIFT System Is permanent
EVANS determined prove that his Establishment -
conducted under that system Hben and Impair.
tial manner than any other. Having lived down almost all
Opposition, having the legitimacy of his plan of 0Pe
Maine California; he afford
to be generous. Try him, and judge for yourself.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07

C $500 worth Gifts will bctmparttay dis
troute the Purchasers with $1,000 worth OF
sold. All Books sold at Publishers lowest prices
All Books that Evans does not publish himself are bought
direct the Publishers and in quantities BOOKS
to suit taste be found his Catalogue at
prices which would be induceme without the Gilt
S!stem, which offers many additional advantages
Works by the popnla, authors, living and dead in
all Styles the most costly the plain and substantial,
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07
WINES, BRANDIES, RUNS,
RLACK TEAS. Sc.

ID TIERNAN SON. No. 12 North Charles ST. baltimore
T. offer sale the following articles, of their i'm
portation, particularly for family use:
SHERRY WINES-PeInaFtine's finest pale, gold and
brown Sherries, In wood and In glass.
Port, in wood AMI In glass. -
MADEIRA WINE-JOhn Howard March's line Madeira,
in wood nRd in glass; also, Grape Juiee.z 80
HOOK WINES-JahannesbeEger SelnbeFger. Marcobrnn.
ner, Cabinet, Lieb-fTaumilCIl BrOnnebcrg, OF 1916.
CHAMPAGNE WINEs-0Ioet and Chandon's finest, in
quarts and pInts.
INDIES and Hennessys ane old pale aud dark
BEanlies.
from the IslBn,s. isnoorted direct from London.
HOLLAND GIN-The best QuaIty-TieFnan bFnnd-and
n mixture of aromatic poison In It.
2OOhalr chests Of the finest s0TCH0NG TEA mh5-1y
CARDINRs, Said OIL, French and Amefican Mustard,
misc i' $3.50 = - - 80 ". A. EDWARDS BRO
TTORCESTER Yankee Sauce, just received and for
w sale by tmh3aJ w. A, EDWARDS & BRO.
ID ERIIN Wire Belt Clasps RIbIler 5eng at
ID my24 b. SICoLL. BROS Variety Store.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07

VALUABLE HORSE SAVED,
Mr. s. Itch Hyde Park, Vt, writes :-:s That the
considered worthless" Chis Spavin,)
but since the free use of the Mustang LAniment have
sold him for $3.50 cash Your Eminent has been doing
uunIers up ,here.p
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07
COUGHS AND COLDS.
PILES.

clergyman Of the baptist Church, well known Illinois
writing to us, saws: 81 have been for time seriously
afflicted with bleeding piles and have regarded my case as
severe onct time indeed, hopeless; hut have used
your meicfne (Pils speeifc) and am cured. have
doubt laying the world under great and lasting
gentleman fifty years, well and favorably known at
Cebi Delaware county, had been marty to the
plies for twenty years Sometimes from excessive heor
haCe, pain suffering, he reduced to the of
the grave For years he dragged miserable exEs
tence confirmed invalid, disqualified for business
end life almost It Is needle to add that he had
oremeies from all sorts OF doctors, to little
purpose He consulted me two years ago. and
cd our Specific, with, occasionally Dyspepsia Pill
he began to improves and since has never had
serious turn piles From the first month MP to
rast he occasionally symptoms of his old complaint;
but few the Pile Pills would dispense Il all, and for
more than has been entirely well of the piles
more brilliant sscarcey to be found in the annals Of
metfcine..
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07
HORSES CATTLE. &c.

such as Ring-bone, Calls, SPAWN, Scratches
Poll-Evil, Sweeney, Hoofail, de-, are subduet
and cured by the
MUSTANG LININfENT.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07
RMEUeYEeaTESoHT

of years standing, has been totally cured. Piles.
Ulcers, Tumours Running Sores, Scrofula, Stiff
Chaps, Neuralgia, Salf-Rheum, and all aches
and pains upon man, and kindred complaints
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07

The popularity Of the MEXICAN MUSTANG
IMMINENT, is coextensive with the civilization
of the globe. Other articles claim to alleviate
pnin and distress-this cures. Family Physi-
clans, Government Hospitals, Naval DISPENSE
tories, Farriers, Planters. Farmers. Livery-men,
de-, lave practically demonstrated this fact,
throughout the world. No article ever before
received such undivided praise and support
from Medical and Scientific men,
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07
THINGS TO REMEMBER.

PLEASE REMEMBER.-Thnt these Specifics are entirely
harmless in all Instances and in all cases Babies may use
MAJ use them without danger, and with heneiit.
PLEASE OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES thousands OF the most gift
ed AMI intelligent minds country and Europe have
long since given in their adherence to Homeopathy, and
employ exclusively all of diseases for themselves
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-07

In with above keep every kind of mn
establishments and musical merchandise generally
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1859-04-29

All knowledge relates more or less directly
to the cha racter and works of God All the
sciences are developments of his attributes
Astronomy, mathematics, natural and mental
philosophy, &C., are but SO many ways in
which the laws OF Gods great empire is made
known to US. The child al school learning the
simplest combination of numbers, and the
philosopher who scars to the sublimest height
of science, are alike converSant with the works
OF God. The intellect OF the ne may be to
the other as half dozen rays to the full beams
the sun (; but yet, if is what God is, or what
God has dune, that occupies the attention OF
both.
Now, as il IS Gods works that occupy the
intellectual powers, so it is most reasonable 10
suppose that those who come TO the study of
these works, or, in other words, engage in any
intellectual pursuits, if they bring right state
of heart towards God, will enjoy peculiar
advantages for success. The mind, being in
happy harmony with Him will move with
vigor and power. A cheering sense OF bis
favor will animate it, Each intellectual
attainment is a new discovery Of a Being
chosen already as the hearts ideal OF supreme
goood; it is the perception ofsome new andlove-
ly feature in the face ofa friend. "Blessed are
the pure in heart, for they shall see God"
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1859-04-29
No hope for Printers.

When DR.. Franklin's mother-in-law first
discovered that the young man bad banker
ing for her daughter, that good old lady said
she did not know SO we'll about giving her
daughter to printer; there was already two
printing Offices in the United States and she
wasn't certain the country would support them.
1t was plain young franklin would depend for
his support upon the profits OF third, and THIS
was rather doubtful case. II such an objec-
ton was urged to would-be son-n-law when
there were but two printing offices in the u
nited States, how can printer hope to get a
wife now, when the present census shows the
number 10 be 5,067.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1859-04-29

A FREE AND EASY PLACE FOR PRlsoNERs.-
Luke Nolan, oil Utica, \. Y has for nearly a
week been trial, on charge OF larceny
On the 10Th instant, about noon, the Utica
Herald says, the Judge charged the jury, and
they retired to deliberate, when one of the
most extraordinary escapes We have ever heard
of took place.
During the momenary confusion in the
court, occasioned by the close of the trial, and
the jury leaving the room, the prisoner, who
sat within the bar, arose and walked out of the
court room. The constable very politely
opened the door, and the criminal walked out
nobody saying word He passed down stairs
into the street, aud went-nobody knows
where. Several OF the city officers were called
to the service, and were making an industrious
but frunless srarch at last accounts
Altogether this is the joke Of the season.
Imagine criminal sitting but few feet fiom
the Sheriff, surrounded by constables, walking
deliberately out of the court room while the
Jury are deliberating upon his case, and that,
too, under the very eye of justice on the
bench
We understand that the jury, after being out
five minutes, found The prisoner guilty. On
their return they could not render their verdict,
of course, as the law requires the prisoner to
be present, and they were discharged from the
further consideration the case.
G~A BuTcHER's SHoP IN PARls.-A consid-
cradle crowd some few days back, pressed
round new butchers establishment at the
corner of the Rue Tronchet and the Rue Neuve-
des-Methurlns. Upwards of thirty metres IN
length, it is entirely filled up with white
marble on supports porphyry. The counter
is also OF white marble on silver cary atidrs.
A fountain of water six feet in diameter, plays
in the centre Of the shop, aud vases of flowers
and shrubs are disposed about with certain
degree OF taste. Thirty-nIne persons are
employed in the establishment, which offers
each morning for sale 90 oxen, 90 calves, and
so sheep. The great novel feature of this
establishment Is that, while protesting to sell
| cheaper than any other shop in Paris, it delivers
with each parcel OF meat ticket which entities
the buyer to share in the profits at the end OF
the month. 1t is reported that thrifty fathers oil
families are now forcing their appetites TO eat
enormous quantities of meat in the idea that
they are thereby laying up portions for their
daughters.
GF"Prisoner, stand up Are you guilty
or not guilty 2" ''Faith, do you think I'd be
after doing the work OF jury, when they are
paid for il Let them find 1t out J"
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1859-04-29

DEA TIL OF THE OLDEST MAN IN PENNsyLvA-
MA We learn from an exchange that Mr..
Timothy Sweeney, died in Fairview township,
Butler county, recently, at the advanced age of
one hundred and twenty-five years. The
deceased was born in the year 1877, in Cara
han, parish OF Ardfert, county of Kerry, Ire
land, and emigrated 10 this country in 1897,
beipg then one hundred years old. He was
never known TO have an hours sickness even up
10 the day of his death, but was always re-
markably stout and healthy, having the full
use ofall his faculties TO lhe last, with delicacy
OF hearing and quickness of perception that
werereally miraculous in one who had journey
ed so far beyond the allotted bounds of earthly
existence.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1859-04-29

C[Sore-headed Mr.. Forney is holding
convention on his own account in Pennsylvania,
assisted By sore-headed Mr.. Hickman, and sun
dry Black Republicans; and, strange to say,
neither Forney nor any Of bis followers scem
to be suited with s'the Administrator" This
perhaps is not SO strange as the amount of i'm
pudence they exhibit in calling their meeting
'.lhe Democratic Convention of Pennsylvania"
This is equal to the Black Republicans celebra-
ling Jeferson's birthday Hartford Times.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1859-04-29

ONO COMING RIcHr.-We gave few days
since list OF Democratic victories in Ohio
There seems to be complete revolution gong
on in that State, which will most likely wheel
into the Democratic line N the great contest of
lS60.-N Y .fetos.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1859-04-29
THE BEDFORD GAZETTE
Is PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING
BY MEYERS 4 BENFORD,
AT the following terms, TO wit:

D1 ME1 ERS & BENFUKD,
AT the following terms, 10 wit:
81 80 per annum, CASH, in advance.
500 Sc s' if paid within the year.
$3.50 GO if not paid within the year.
% No subscription taken for less than six months.
II No paper discontinued until all arrearages are
pald,unless at the option of the publishers. 1t has
been decided by the United States Courts that the
stoPpage of a newspaper without the payment of ar
reafages Is prtDaa facis evidence OF fraud and is
cTimiHal offence.
u The courts have decided that persons are ac-
eounfable for the subscription price of newspapers,
they take them from the post office, whether they
subscribe for them. OF not.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1859-04-29

~ The Senate OF our State Legislature
elects oDe-thlrd of its members each year, two
thirds, or twenty-five, holding over. The po-
ltical complexion Of those who hold over at
this time is as follows Eleven Democrats,
eleven opposition. OF the. retiring Senators,
six are Democrats, and five opposition.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1859-04-29

B%The report from all sections of the coun-
try is that the winter grams are in good condi-
ton, and prospering finely. Fhe prospect for
a heavy harvest of wheat is very good, and fall
barley and rye seems to be Aourishlng upon the
same general principles.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1859-04-29

By-"I say, Mick, what sort OF potatoes are
those YOU are planting 70 "Raw ones, to bs
sure-your honor wouldn't be thinking would
plant boiled ones"
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1859-04-29

GA son OF Erin, while hunting rabbits
came across jackass 10 the woods, and shot
him, ''By my sowl and ST. Patrick I've XII,
the father of all rabbits :" exclaimed he.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1859-04-29

UWby is iackass like an elephant Be-
cause he can't climb tree.