Nebraska advertiser., 1859-08-11
NO. s..
Sermon.

"AH0 - Ssh tt q whisper bflQt con IOliNu lhe
Iis from Trumpet !; and naked child
shall tread upon The armed giant lead
iRg the RlarShdLed hosts.
As its bin NARRATED" abroad hi word
Of mouth, an big yellow printed posters,
that thu adamantine servant Ov thee Cos
pei, wud, tu,day, launch off wun unore'of
hiz celebrated "Whangdools sarnons," :" il
beekomed me tn skunk inter lhiz pulpit,
with more than ordinary humility. SAN
truth in a whisper shall cOnfound the lie
from trumpet; and naked child shall
tread upon the armed giant leadin the
marshaled hosts"
Mi frens-thiz is what may bee stiled
a bully text Unedikated as I am, yurs
beeluved preacher luvs truth, kause she
konforms tn fact, her next door neighbor.
Mi frens--that's thee fHstly of the text
thee foure part. Now fur the middle
run, an thin thee tail end 'An truth in
a whisper shall confound the lie from a
trumpet, and naked child shall tread on.
the armed giant leadin the marshaled
hosts"
Mi frens-thar's all kinds ov lies, an
an uncommon quantity ov all kinds oV
trumpets. Sum big sucker haz wisely sed
that lies are hiltless swords what cuts the
hands what WELD 'em. Yu kenn bet
that's so. Thar's people what lives by
liein' an makes tip-tOp livin' ia. Thin,
mi frenS, thar's the ice dealer. what blows
hiz trumpet reound the streets, sum times
redein' sum times pullin' at a hand-karl.
Thin, mi frens, thar's thee muzician chaps
on tranin an gineral mustur days, who
du a deal ov heyy blowia' fur a small al
lowance; an thin, mi frens, thar's thin
seypoys what RACES ihundur with thar
jamboreenes, slambangs, lon horns, an
delicious trumpets fur targit kOmpanies;
an, mi frens, thin thar's tn thee dear
leetle babes sweet choice sCions Oy thee
familee tree, with thar Juvenile wooden
an handy an gutta purcha trumpeIs; an
mi frens, thin thar's good many minay
men an wimmen on tEiz wicked airth,
meow revolvin as usual, what bleows thar
own trumpets tu-"An' truth in a Whis-
per shall confound the lies from a trum-
/ pet; an a naked child shall tread upon the
armed giant leadin the marshaled hosts"
| Mi frens-that tredin ona big giant IL
tn much fur mi gineral deekomposition,
fur what weight wud fifteen pound baby
have on a slOuchin big hummer, like unto
the giants in thin phitein times, eh : .Say2
An naken baby, tn, mi frens-a young
sucker at that-without any stitch oy
clean billed rags on, tu; viii, only think
on it-"An' truth in a whisper shall con-
found the lie from a trumpet; an a make
ed child shall tread upon the armed giant
leadin the marshaled hosts" 1t dumb
say, nuther, whether the young institu.
shon was boy or a gal-whether a full
bloOded royal responsibilities or a few
weeks sucker-but, mi frens, as sume-
body has sed that children are like jellies,
as they are moulded, so will they turn
eout, rather kalkilate that, as thee thing
had tu bee naked, it must have bin boy,
yet it mount an it mount not The figure
ov speech used, howivir, speaks for itself
"An' truth in a whisper shall ConfOund
the lie from trumpet; an n naked child
shall tread upon the armed giant leadin
the marshaled hosts"
Mi frens, what an orful tired that must
have bin on the toes OY that armed giant,
rite arter the fust blast oY that trumpet.
eh? AS the misapprehension ov Skrip-
ture appeared in old Paul's days, hee rec
buked it: bee not soon shaken in mind,
or be trobIued, neither bi spirit or bi
word" So that's the tchy kant tellye
the age, size, or weight OY that naked
young wun, or whether the rose bud was
a boy or a gal, only it subhmeously sez:
"An' truth in a whisper shall confOuRd
the lie from trumpet IAN a naked child
shall tread upon the armed giant leadin
marshaled hosts"
Mi frens, that giant must have bin a
bully giant, tu-yes, indeed-auned tn
thee teeth, full ov pluck an glory, an
perhaps a leetle forty-cent whisky big
leader ov thee marshaled hosts-az Capt
in Rynders IL ov thee unwashed subteer-
anious-az Gineral Walker wuz oy an
ungodly familee-az Gov. Door wuz in
Rhode Island--an' az | am kommodur In
chief ov thee home squadron heere.- Only
think on it, ov the marshaled hosts. I'm
wun Of the marshaled hosts, am marchin'
on tn glory, tn kingdom kome / xpecttu
hear thee trumpet, see that naked young
wun, with not even a diaper oD, whether
it's hee or a shee-an' shall see thee
armed giant, an bee wun what viii yell
"tiger" with the marshaled hosts. An
what krowd thin marshaled hosts will
bee! Thee text is Cleere az mud--rec-
mantle as thee elopement ov a young gal
I-pooetical az a ''pome" on molasses, fur
Ilisten-An' truth in a whisper shall con
found the hefrom trumpet; an naked
child shall tread apon the armed giant
leadin the marshaled hosts. E
Some ladies aroused an elderly gentle
man from his reyerie a few evenings
since, by asking him: e- esT'l'
"What are your thoughts r. .faa .a
He promptly replied, ''Why are the la
dies bonnets like downright lies ? Do
you give it up? Because they are bare
faced false hoods" .
The man who ate his dinner With The