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Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-09-27
AND THE GREAT NORTH WEST.

The connecting of tracks by the Rail Road Bridge at
pittsburgh avoiding all dr9yae or ferEiage of Freight to-
geter with the saving of time, advantages readily
prerated by SHIPPERS Of Freight and the Travelling Public
PARTIES SHIPPING EASTWARD qpiu md IL to
their dClUGatd0et to Ship By this Route.
For Freight Contracts Shipping Directions, apply or
address either of the following Agents OF the Company
D. STEWART Pittspurghi
DOYLE Co., Steubenvtlle, o. II. PIERCE Co., Zanes-
vile, o. ]. j. JOHNSTON, Ripley, o. R. MoNEELT Aaysyie
Ky. oRMsBY ( CRoFPER, Por smouth o.; PADDOCK Co.,
Jenersonville, Ind; II. W. BaowN Co., CINCINNATI o.
ATHERX ErBDEhr, Cncl natl o. n. NELDRuM, Madison,
Ind; WLLIAM RINoHAM. Lonlsyle Ky; p. G. ORILEY q
Co., Evansville Ind; y. W. GRAHAM Co., Cairo ILL., R. F.
SASS St Louis Mo; JONI HARRIS Nashville, Tenn HAR-,
RIs & llUST, Memphis Tenn CLARKE & Co., Chicago III
w IL. II. KooNrz, Alton Ill ; MURPHY WALLS, Dubuque
Iowa. to Freight Agents of Rail Roads different points
in the West.
The Greatest facilities offered for the Protection
and Speedy Transportation of Lire Stock,
And Coon with usual privileges persons
travelling in charge thereof.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-09-27
LIST or SPECIFIC REMEpIEs.

No. ]. Feper EHs.-For Fever, Congestion aud Innam
No; O. Worm Pils-POr Worm Fever, Worm Collie, Wet
No. s. BG6y's Pazs-Por Collie, Crying, TeethIng and
WSkfenlness, and Nervousness Of adults.
No. q Dfdrrhea Ioils.-For DIarrhaa Cholera Infan.
No g. Dgsentery Eils.-ROr colrc, Grpings Dysentery
: No, 8. Cholera Pius--For Cholera, Cholera Morba.
No. Z. Cough ltsFor Coughs, Colds noarseness, In.
No. s. IootIac1e Piis-Toothsce, Faceache and Neu-
No: .: Hsadaehe PtAs.-For Headache, Vertigo, Heat
and Fulness of the Head.
machs, Constipation and Liver Complaints.
Mol For Fs,nGte Irregularities scanty Painful or
10 10 RsiGte Leucorrhoea, profuse Menses,
No: IS. 6roGp PtRs-FOr olOup, Hoarse Cough, Bad
No: ID SAT- zaheum Pms-For Erysipslas, Eruptons
No. 16 RIsanaGfio us-For Pain, Lameness or Sore
ness IN the Chest Back, Iotns, or Limbs
A.-For Fever and Ague, Chill Fever, Dumb Ague, old
P-Por piles Blind or bleeding. Internal or External
O-For Soar, Weak. Infamed Eyes Eyelds, Pail.
ing, Weak Blurred Sight.
az 9Gg standing OF recent either with
W. O.-For Whooping- Cou5h abating its violence and
shortening Its COURSE
In AourE D1ssAsEs-such as Fevers determinations Diar-
rh@as, Eysentery Group, Rheumatism. eruptve
vantage Of giving the proper reneies roti ONIONS
and In all such cases the specifics act like charm The
violence Of the attack moderated the disease shortened
and rendered less dangerous Even should physician
afterwards have to be Called he will take tho at decld
ed advantage from the previous treatment
oouoHs and CoLps which such frequent occurrence
and which often the foundation OF deceased lungs
bronchitis and consumption, may by
the Fever and Cough Pills.
Constipation Liver Complaint, Piles, Female Debility and
Irreguarttes old Headaches, Sore Weak Eyes, Catah
whose proper application will afford in almost
instance the cure OF single chronic tacult such
ness has more than paid for the case ten times
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-09-27

Pianos, Melodeons, and every kind of musical
ments tuned and repaired.
EW All goods warranted at this establishment. noy5
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-09-27
HUMPHREYS
HoM@oPATRIC.R

Stand confesedy the head ofremsdtal means for
people They are alike the poisonous
and Eepusiye doses Of old school
and perpexing obscurites the usual books
and Consulting OF simple specifics for the yari-
Of simple sugar pellets; and prepared ingredients Meth
er dangerous or disgusting they form the ready
Of the are the comfort
complaining invalid.
They possess these positive which
before combined in unpopular remedies They
LEs no injury can arise from their They
always know what to take, aud it, They
CONVENIENT; you give the proper Sugar Pin
moments warning, without hesitation or delay They
EFFcIEsT in thousands disease arrested
and the mite moment what pound could not
afterwards have relieved.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-09-27

1893. " 1859.
g EN- TRIAL RAILROAD.
aR#zzB8E - -
The Capacity of this Road equal any Country
THREE THROUGH
P A S S e N G Err TR AIN s
BETWEEN PITTSBURGH AND PHILADELPHIA,
Connecting direct in the Union Depot Pittsburgh with
Through Trains from all Western Cities Philadelphia
New York, Boston, Baltimore and Washington City; thus
furnishing facilities the transportation Passengers
Express and Fast Lines through to Philadelphia with
out change Of Cars Conductors.
Smoking Cars attached to each train WoodruG's
Sleeping Oars Express and Trains The Express
Daily Trains connect direct for New York All Trains
connect for Baltimore and Washington.
Mail Train leaves Pittsburgh at A. NJ arrives I'm Pha.
delphia ats p NJ Baltimore at P. NJ, and New York
ATOP. NJ.
Fast Line leaves pittsburgh at4:sO p NJ arrives in Phil
delphEa and Baltimore at Z A. 81, and New York;
Express Train leaves Pittsburgh PM. arrives in Phi
adcpha at 10 A. NJ, Baltimore ut II A. NJ, and Ne
York p. a.
Six Daily Trails between Philadelphia and New Yorl
Two Daily Trains between New York and Boston. Throuf
Tickets Gall Rai good either of the above
BOAT TICKETS to Boston good via Norwich, Pal
River or Stonnington Lines.
TICKETS EASTWARD may be obtained at any of the
important Rail Road Offices in the WeS also hoard any
of the regular Line Of Steamers the Mississippi Clio
Rivers; and TICKETS WESTWARD at the Offices Of the
Fare always aslow as am Northern Route,
ASK FOR TICKETS BY PITTSBURGH.
The completion of the Western connections Penn.
sylvnnin Rail Road to Chicago, makes this the
DIRECT LINE EBBTwEEN THE EAST
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-09-27

NTEhave on hand and are receiving dav,a lar:t ~
Wv complete assortment of Hats and CAps e1rtt w.
every variety of style anil price. And in view Of is
crcasnE demand for first class goods have pau t,y
ticuar attention to the gettinGup such are
adapted to the wants OF our customers. Our
with Eastern houses such that enabled to
the latest styles of Hats and Caps
AMI promise that the newest and most
sentiments. well the best qualities of every deset
are to be found establishment. -Jr.
The public respectfully invited to call ana
urstOck will spare pains give entire ypo
: deco Z HARPER Z hs,--
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-09-27

1noonnectiOu with the above keep every kind Of u
sIcalinsrGments and musical merchandise generally.
The weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1858-1860, 1859-12-03
- OT'g TgAsA

read mast hapo been makninoent il iis early
days, and worthy q ~ "a Romans Il had
been b1ik ohqgo 80 yeezsy siaop which il
has rec1tted noimpeovlu - = rtpatu
The easth hAs hoonS ~ low1 m t0S1uch . 1
perfect l6gel tAat i ~ fnpoe}lble = dHtect /
tho leassslssatioA 81 az Gnio4 for IT, entire
distance from Tang ohow y Pekin. AAoor
does not exhibit mcse perfect level The |
'Wf0th oe The ranA = Nbo11 Is feet, the stones
or which Il IL constructed being often IL and |
Is feet long, By 2 and q wide and hewn
Nith01Qh predeia = tOuAhe uork Of solid
1oseiF9 The "a - Eronrht from tho
m6odeSins, and beng u uneqnal solidity,
some were more easily decomposed be at
mospheric agency, or worn away by the roll.
ing or the wheele which passed over them.
Thus il happened that in some cases the
stones were separated from top 70 bottom by
the frost, which Is hero intense in winter, or
Thy violent conclusions, or the settling or
slideng Of the earth in which they rested; Or
| else deep holes had been worn out, which
were filled with standing water; or more frs
quently and disasterously the wheels had
i worn but Just their even width between two
/ daenes, betveen which . little space had
j been oeaafe1slEfhe accidental starting OF
4 ona q ko( Che stones, in horizontal
II As~nnkinm When the wheela akruck and sunk
4 49, s.ch hr1es the concuaa,on was fearfully
i .-i... u. ~ 49, a. ali =. =, tho c.r.
49,"
n:
is .0ue oi ssans AZ 'u0 NY y, ".1ls'
il - seno nne sPec'scie upon tns va
- eeoNR .Asaiceoe nad upon the lana, tnsr :,
4 yak Jonap and smaller boats being AL
drawn ~ close 70 the shore, and followed our
Minister'S lank the moment the immense and
terrible gong gave the signal of departure.
Each Mandarin had his junk and servants,
while some If the ;unks were used for bag
race nroviai,as and other narposes. Mr.,
War; ;nrl - Il. historv IL was huilt .
h,,a,eX zoo. !. - S-Is~:. occ,n;od :. I
$500 :. 80: - W.aasS. ~ ssafea- ho.t
49, -. 49, - -
=" na1 ~ ~, u1@14 1.e0 an
ar w 1no etenuiss1eI, sSeu w. a"u ~.
wives, ana the son ana ny TWO wives -, rnu
Tour children, nlo Own - being ~. ne
, grandfather hAd a. et0er ete6ner on Doaro
, aged 81 yeaFo, and tolrly IN etfache to the
Junk, since he Was born ~ it had lived IN it
! and had never LETT 1t, and Will not till his
body u borne from thence 10 the house oil
ai1ence instead Of tie noisy Babel in which
he has lived 20 long The Junk is an heir
) loom having belonged 10 the family from tn,
h.,;n.;ro
The weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1858-1860, 1859-12-03
II U u Il In q TON
LII MAlHnar n-.~

Terms-for unlimited course in Double Entry
Mercantile Bookkeeping, Penmanrhip, Commercial
$500 a+f - 80
The course Of Instruction 10 the most comprehensive
and u 80 completely reduced to practice ~ 70
meet every possible contingency in business
Pemma mshi p-Taught iL the latest and nost
approved principles. -
commercial Law I.ecfurcs-Will be given
oy MI q Ben Darwin OF the abiest members az the
Bar on subjects necessary for every business
man to be acquainted Efth.
An EIegamt Diploma Cn1er the seal Of the
SsateColiege Of Pennsylvania toaii eraduaes
Send for Circnarhy mali. ~ vri-s
The weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1858-1860, 1859-12-03
Ak il RS
Ague Cure.
FoR THE SPEEDY CURE or

FOR THE SPEEDY CURE on
Intermittent Fever or Fewer and Aga
Rsmittent Fever, Chill Fever, Dun
Ague, Periodical Headache, or NEsa
Headache, and Bilious Feve1; indm
for tho whole Class Of Diseases u1
mating in hillary derangement csax
BY the Malaria Of miasmatic countAl
No one remedy is louder cslled for by The \
cessities Of the American people than sure o.
safe cure for Fever and Ague. Such rsncdr|
we are now enabled to offer, with perfec. or
taintg that it will eradicate the disease, and VI.
assurance, founded on proof, that no harm CO..
arise from its use in anv quantity. ID
That which protects from or prevents ssns dlal
order must be Of immense ssrsice In the crnms
mites where it prevails. lPreresfson Is brs
than cure, for the patient escapes the risk rhs
he must run in violent attacks u this hkz
distemper. This "CURE expels the naE
matte poison Of FEVER AND AGrI from b
system, and prevents the development Of u
disease, If taken on the first approach Of It's pr
monitory symptoms. II il not only fha .s';
remedy ever yet discovered for this class Of nr
plants, but also the cheapest. The lrys qGrs
tity We supply for dollar brings ii within ttt
reach Of every body; and in bilious dsuia
where FEWER AND AGUE prevails, ever BIZ
should have it, and use it freely, both ioees
and protection. Il ID hoped this price vii pr
it within tho reach Of all-the poor IS welsa
rich A great superiority of this remsiy ~,
any other ever discovered for the spcty ~
ceftain cure of Intermirtents Is, that sm1nri
no Quinine or mineral, consequently 1 produces
no quinism or other injurious etfecu xhairvc
upon the constitution. Those cured ,! tn
LETT = healthy - If they had never bad hs y
ease. -e- -
Fever and Ague Is not alone the eoasequna
OF the miasmatic poison. A great variety on [
orders ARISE from its irritation, among whEn
Ncnralgia, rheumatism, Gouf, Headache, H.
ness Toothache, Earache, Casanh, AlaA
Palpitation, Painful Affection OF the SPr@
Mysteries, Pain in the Bowels, Cole. PxslFA
and arrangement Of the Stomach, all d VII
when Originating in this cause, put on tis nE
mittent type, or become periodical. This aCrn
expels the poison from the blood, and opa*
4nently cures them all alike. Il b N nsAD
Die protection to immigrants, and persos -
cling or Temporarily residing In he nainaeD
districts. II taken occasionally, or daiy, "
exposed to the infection, that will BE- sxcsnl
from the system, and cannot accumulate p
,c..,. --s;s~ - v;nAn into disease Henr
ncIcht quAll..., ~ 1920
i even moro valuable for protection than y
and few will ever suffer from lntermiiisaA
they avail themselves Of the psosec6a y. -
edv affords.
sssH.lsa W Dr.. C.AYRR CO., tssfs. ~"
500 ~ y. u. GAY, Burlington, Iowa
III REED 4 co; Chicago
gAkILETf. KAYE co. Estssx
BARNARD . CO., 81. Loa,s..
ana AGsntsin every tosn in the Laisa saas
The weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1858-1860, 1859-12-03
EstraY-Onc Colt.

I'AktN up BY Robert r. Riddle At his residence 10
= Union township, Des Moines County, Iowa, on the
itn DAY u October 1882 estyny colt years old
last spring; color, Strawberry Roam; marks or
brands Appraised q; fifty dollars before III Will
cox, Justice Of the Peace.
Filed Oct ~, 1850. A. J. MESSENGER,
noy9 w3m. Clerk County Court
The weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1858-1860, 1859-12-03
Legal Notice.

06R&l MULlC0.
STATE OF IOWA, lSa In County Court OF
Des Moines County, said County.
Estate OF william Heitlnfer, deed.
NOTICE Is hereby given that the It'll day OF No
IN yember, A. ID. 1859, instrument in writing pnr.
porting to be the last viii and testam Of said dee
dent, late Of Benton township said County, was pro-
duced and read In open COURT and the First Monday in
December next was then fixed as the day for proving
the same, at which time and place
will be heard. q. C. WIGHTMAN
Novs, %. County Judge OF said County.
Publish weeAs in Weekly Hawk-Eye
The weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1858-1860, 1859-12-03

JOHN A. RIPLEY.
Treasurer Of Dies Moines County, IOsl
The weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1858-1860, 1859-12-03
Legal Notice.

STATE OF IOWA, la In County Court Of
yes MONIES county said County.
Estate Of Francis Moore. deed.
NOTICE Is hereby given that this Seventh day OF
~ November, A. D. one thousand eight hundr red and
n'v,hne, az instrument in writing purporing 10 be
the last will and testament ~ said deeed.nt late OF
Danviile township, said county. prodaced and read
ID open Court, and the First Monday In December vas
tnen nxed as the day forproving the same, at which
time and place all persons Interested will be heard.
MN. r. MOORE,
w4w JOSEPH MnnRF tr,ar,to,.
Nov s, 1859 yOHN W AOORr -
The weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1858-1860, 1859-12-03

Ladies @00d!-H IL . compliment 70 ID =.
snat every honest physician, Who 10 tried tsss0~
Electric on, proneys the most prerpt and hsifu Z
simony. Dr. Lyksns. one Of the oldest and ss'i -
shy eisissns Of Kansas City, Prs.ien, Of he ssai
sAys Dr.. Hmith's Electric on cured lady p -
day. Also read THIS, from the hest kneEn PhisssA1
In Wssspcrs. No.: -.
westpos,. No. Asy u. - =.
some tvo years ago, lady Of tlis pases ~, -
SonaanemanL snacked with innammaiion q ~
1nsch: Tor sevtral days, rssissed az Ms sss1s ~
u ssch cases. me soreness and swelling - =,
- en- ease had witnessed. vas induced ~ -
Smiths Ksnaiae kiectric Oh, and Vas asfR N, n
ished md pleased, to end that In Aafds aes -
application, I'll tho soreness and swelling ssa
ssahesdsa. a =
~. n. nj y. sosss =. II Ar
and tbs Rheamdtie,
~ to SMITHS OIL. a. peri.led ship ~ u, rur
safs Asylum. The Ladies seek u ~ The ~ - 80
Ter ~ inaamna.ery pains. Gathersd sfsss, No
eeFes sopb co1PlAtntss ETC.. I'm vbieA eaees ~
oiel On 0afns, puts the patient quietly 70 n 80. -
neeAine Irritating b manifested. ner dses ~
stain the skis or linsn u > delicate infana r~s
directions. DRlkk NO COHpE1 ~ d
na. SnlTn's lLscTnlo On has cured ser
karAtleis than any before known remedy n Ill
Ds. ssHas kzzc-aiC On cures ssls ksssR
p s4sss's EAErass On. ssrs Pilss b s'''
Da sArnH nlcsx1c on Il ne only rsshs . -
- Dsafnsu, and haa cared many eAsss q ssns'
~ New Xosks PAilAaelphIa, md eleeuhsse ..,nItF
d. oAiIl'S ElscsAlc OILis magical On - 2.m.lsr
ssasss. Nc Gathered Breast, vslcn, 80 eioss,
u. IA Gar. -.
AuG0&-hp%m . #f4# - N4F 4sg% -
The weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1858-1860, 1859-12-03

1879 aste enoaid - poured upon the ambitious and
4 als@s RECKLESS individual who alone has brought
about the mischief TEES
t<ecsN c'vrApeaasace or ~ JosrNaIef Ommsrss)
me e0untry was very line in the culture
~ snd prodactions while temples and monu-
~, soAeats Gnsd me read, on which we gased
40 with admiration in passsne till - Length we
sT reached government house where III are
80 sssns ssqsired y aighs and enter the great i'm
;4s.s go Perial city, which only two mica ahsad.
q sa4s ~ eur carriages, - nsagc required
The road begins in the great stFests Il thu
entra6cs Of the city, winch il paved with
large dag stones. often separated BY violent
80 coneussios, and often worn into deem holes
Of the width OF the fclioes Of the wheel,
80 which had rolled over Land when the Wheels
sunk into them, either 10 rapid motion o. by
sacv drop pulling the mules violently bach.
ne co.cassion was like sudden dislocation'
yaasa ~ snss - a lea1t tno miles we proceeded.
- asrs n4 Ns sssd ths westssp gate IL The city.
wnsa ve i.asiasd ~ disturbrpce Of -
- .ssh = - iron he ~ = ~ ~ =
1e0 - eeoan - bsea euhieeH ~
sAna sannalvse dssaive1 ec@i.. r."
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Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1859-07-15
500 PRocLAMAr1oN
WONDERFUL MEDICAL CURES
by The application OF Professor CuAs. DLGWrH's
LECTRIC OIL.''

10 He iyiaifaan Of Phaaasloiia and r,gnifg.
propose 90 cure almost iustauiancou,Iy individuals
lahlc ihc parozysu i. orl Rhomatsm, and ali Bon
chial Affections
propose 90 check and cdrc'ualIy disspaie more ache
equilibrium Of al lc circulating fluids in be human
system than can De Effected by aty other or Id Other
methods ofmedcs aid N he .a@5 Space Of time. 1 ne
MASSES thcusel,os being hlcc.
douot propose TO or5 erery disease. tut a such as
arc durable ht eay combination of medical uI,uros ~
Aly Electric on opqltcs on Chemical md Electric prin-
cinrs and is. therefore Applicable q, he c,re on rar5l
restoration % any organic arrangement arising from an
improper circulation uf Ncr,o-,ital dud.
want the masses 90 join in tts maftcr-thc wen as
the -ick, because II these things are sos a are ac in-
crcstod.
The cures made ty PROF ucGRATW with bib.
"EI.ECTKIC 0T1.n
-
ar, ,', ~ .. q. I','ro', ne iamed scrip
r, 90 '''1.i ,Ni's ln tNNeht Nln's ~ uhe
Ii1s "A o 'a a,, l,, ore 80 ~'naef,l and
m ..to,.li ,.,,,. ,.ir f' :, . ' ''l
49, "a ,-'t IT. g., f,',.'.. ''' "'''u-
looE Mi t tlc ,,cIittl ,,. ~ -'. 20
I'll. 40 i'i t''''' 'i'''' '-- ''iNl'N 'ii'"'9
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,i,b ti. t, H. t' i ~ a ~ 'I''ii'H So
oti % lI W. at st t.,rtt rl',f, I ,,it IIe, Ii'
t % .ri ~ 49, - 90 ..+l'' ltliH
g. eyre single fa,e Of rheumatism or Pains n NE
go N ~ u. ''Vs' W NNiil'' ie'ei N''nl We
~ .i.l f.' guy iII'''l "i"N'A'Ai ANe.uohei
~ ~ -'' '.'' ''.'.i'''' iN 'tf JOINTS uf Ntchi
+; f.l Z ~, 5a -, ".i s'.,n,N' aul s"rihns
~. w ~ Il"e''a' " AiIl.l 10 any patent male or
female I'D ihe AmsAoose or any public Institution in the
UY- ,to4t, y,,,.r,.,,,,,. ,.,.r.
-,oo 'H"tE HelAAhAhLh CL hhS
,, t . | s'''N' " any '' zoe i'Ao"ihs persons can
SI0o iCtGov .r, ,,,, s.h.t ..,.... b. 81.
glV ~ e} arc NOT OF the hl8hesi fespeciA1hy 10 the
al6 9i fL'laaeip1a 9nd vicinity
rl6 ~ Dui!' frq1 corner oi Locust and
Rieg,sot.t,' mSir W p,,n,i,,., ,,e t,...... q.
pbii.5 ar n'N'haI-' zlo Eleventh St.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1859-07-15
Instantaneous Etrms.


IV7There is only one objection to people
who "mean we'll, and that is they never can
spare time to carry out their meaning.
A JEWEL or A WtrE.-"Oh. she was a
jewel of wife, said Pat. mourning over the
loss Of his better half; "shc always struck
me with the soft end Of the mop"
IV-"You always lose your temper in my
company said an individual of doubtful re-
putation to person near him. True. sir,
and shouldn't wonder if lost everything
about me"
~ "You can't tell who made the monkey,
for all you pretend to know so much said
an impairment iop to clergyman. who
had roproved him for profanity "Ies, can
said the clergyman, che who made YOU
t. "Why do you drive such pitiful look
ing carcass as thati Why don't you put a
heavier coat of flesh on him :" said travel
Ter to an Irish cart-drver. "a heavier coat
of flesh BY the powers. the poor creature
can hardly carry what little there is on him
now y
USES OF TEMPERANCE. - The Hon. Mr..
Clemens Of Virginia, has almost recovered
from the dangerous wound recently received
in duel The Pruntytown Visitor says the
reason is. Mr. c. is remarkably temperate in
his habits, and to this he owes the fact of his
recovery.
E-Ey' a sergeant passing along one Of the
streets near the Tower Of London, observed
one Of his men sitting against wall. He
was the worse for liquor and on asking him
why he did not go home, he replied "Oh,
sergeant all the houses seem to be passing
me: SO think lad better wait till the bar
racks come, and then l can go in without any
trouble
70 The toughest story that has come from
Pixies Peak is told of the vengeance wreaked
upon Mason Clark. fraudulent letter-writcr.
by party of his deluded victims -Four
mules were hitchcd to the extremties of his
limbs, made to draw in different directions,
and he was literally torn in pieces Surely
his Zines fell in unpleasant places.
To- a friend Of mine told me he once over
heard two fine fashonable-look girls, just
come from some great school, say to one
another. on seeing boat approaching the
ship at Calcutta, containing two yellow-look-
ing ordinary people, "Who are those old
quizzes what an antedeluyian couple 80
when, to their horror and dismay, the dospjs-
ed couple claimed the gay young ladies as
their Children Lddy's Escape .JroDl G,oa-
hor
~ A French magistrate, noted for his
love of the pleasures Of the table, speaking
one day to friend. said
I'VE have just been eating superb tur
key it was excellent, stuffed with truflcs to
the neck, tender, delicate, and Of high fla
vor, We left only the bones.
"How many Of you were there r said his
friend.
Two replied the magistrate, 1.-THE turkey
and myself.