Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1859-04-30
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20 Suggs at the candy Stew.
Boys, did / ever tell You about J o''s ods
venture at Molly Dobs candy stew, down |
ON Higgins creek 81 -. 81 s3sssas }i,a.t
Well, If, | never did here goes; 10 you
know, SSsa round chunk of i fello,S wore /
tightpolitss aud IA bpbtail coat, and WAS |
mopstreus afraidlof the gpis, & 8 b
The gals, though, .wartlt tafraid Of ,Je, if |
he.did own land andniggcrs for such like
have no terfors Tor them. Well, not being
afraid of 10, ofcpurse they didn't fear the
| other fellows, who were ninus all these
| Ayellthen, j was axed, alongwith a num-
bef'of tllcld'to come down to Molly Dobs'
mqunnys to acandy. stew, and down 10
went, with, all his fat aud bashfulness, ard
when he got there the house was, full of
gals and fellows and the candy had been
| poured out oscool, and was setting all
about the room ON chairs and tables So
soon MS he entered all eyes9were on him
!. J mean can the gals, for 10 was considered a
| great catch, and 10 blushed but old MIS-
Dobsand Molly rushed to, him, seized him
BY the hand and literally overpowered him
with kind greetings he beca'ne confused,
his legs got weak, /, and he looked about for
| a placot -sitdown.s Molly and her NAM
| my kept crowdihg him. dhe3 were right
| after JOS tracks, and hc was straight after
n chair, and as he cast his eye back, he
thought he saw 4 soft cushioned one; and
he took squat att, aud as, he touched it,
you never heard such a yell in your life
lie lifted hi,nself.0,t ofit clear into the
worry middle of tho Eoor, clapped his hands
| onthis 'breechosa ,wiggled Ikea worm
! iIsliot e,nbers, while tho smoking candy
tfickled downlis' less. The gals an scrcSA,
med, Molly tainted. ] seizeda bucket Of
water, Mrs. Dobs tho dish tub, and fight
at 10 we both ddsh0d, as lie rushed out of
! the room. But luckily, he stumbled aud
i fell and Mrs. Dobss seame right on top of
him, tub and all, 10 make things sure /
chugged him, with the bucket of water
! about the seat Of agony,
lie rodred,I tel You when VIC lifted
! him up, hislhands wcresfhck fast behind
! him, Phc coll'wator hid dohe@thc work,
and there was no loosening them without
fire and hot water. He begged us not to
] t'tkc him bach. .sp"hg tllp gals, but it was
no uscTtlrcrc whs no where else. tc, take
hihqiEF-apd Z and we. pulled him, right among.
them, mdtstoo1 Mm with his back to tbe
4 lire, and poured hot water whares his; hands
4 were stuck. while. all the gals bushed, tov-
cred up tlicit faces and wondered if he
was much bltrp& 1's Powerfully. damaged"
saysI AttIiis Molly gfeamcIand swoon-
cd again, and yogave his hands q. sudden
wrench, bolted out tho house. and took
down thcrDadshke forty ydevilsu after
him, aud about QUO ,minote after aiiother
4 followed him, and a woman eloseon to him
with a br6omstick,. That boys, was Inc
| and old Mrs Dods, but she got no, nearer
me than did 10. L tell you running
was PoSsorfnl; ahd1 3cari't 10 this day, de-
| eide which is most stimulatngA7-a dish of
| hot caudy, MS 10 took it, or the sight Of
broonstick in the hands of an angry wo
man. But boys, if you want to have fun,
just, say classes candy to 10; it will do
! you good to see him clasp his, hands
and grin. >stsfe@ 3ss.sif
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LoyE.-A love scene overhehrd aatli phon.
! ogruphically reported by. .Phredrick Phines.
! . Phairest ofthepbnir." sighed the lover.
"phancy my pheelings, wlrenI pllorsee the
plearfnl Consequences of cur plicelinS. from
your phatlier's 9phomiy., Phem phcIl6ws
could lave pbaced ,tlie' music with more
lphortitude than have; and as phickle phor-
must phoreGo the pleasure Of bocUmings your
husband. Phair. phrances pharemen phof-
ever !'' '1-r = .. sse - = sT,-3 81 t'ssD
I "1Iold,Plmanklin. iioldl screamed plman-
ces 81 ill.phollow yot phorever." . Trs~
J, But .P,irankiih piled, and phaif Phrphces
phainted. ~ -
BY SPUndEoN.L There is not spider
hanging Oh the king g's wall but hath its err
rand; there is notsas ncttle that grows in
.the;corner of the church yard, but hath its
purpose; there .issnot q single; insect flut-.
tering,ipthc;b breeze, but accomplshcs some
divine dccreej and | will never i'haSe it
that God created any man, especially. any
Christian mani to be a blank and to be a
nothing. ~ 'r.ar sa'ss = siss ~s's' 351fks
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A PERSON tolda Quakerthat tile silence
of a meeting OF the Society of Friends wis
enoughto kill the devil; to (which the
Quaker replied, that it was tlic.'very thing
I'tho silent assembly were trying to do ~
1 SvME one ewastellingan IrshDab that some
4 body had eaten ten saueerssof,ice cream, {,
wheronpon Pat shook his hcaIl. so, you
don't believe it2" Witl.a sbrGwdsnod, Pat
l answered, :" belaye in the crane, but not
in the, saucers. ,@ 9teks8 H&e
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