The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1859-06-10


A woman is either worth a great deal or
she is worth nothing. If good for noth-
ing, she is not worth getting jealous for;
II she bea true woman, she will give nc
cause for jealousy. A man Is d brute 70 DO
jealous of good woman--a fool 70 be
Jealous Of a worthless one but Is double
fool TO cut his throat for either Of them.
A follow was doubling whether or not
he Should volunteer 20 iight Mexicahs.---
One orthe flags waved before his eyes.
bearing the inscription Victory or Ddathi
somewhat troubled and discouraged him.
Victory is good thing. said he, but
why put It Victory or Death ; Just nut
Il Victory or crippled, and III go that
There is a Turkish law that man, eor
ov-ry talsohood he tutors, shall have a red
mark set on his house. Ii such law
were in force in the United States We
fear that somo people who build pice
houses might have their painting done with
no expense, except to their character and
consciences. lhaia
\ In one Of the departments Of Switzer-
land there is said TO be over two Thousand
girls constantly engaged In making naiah-
es, sftl7o er.rif,
In this country there are Eve times that
number engaged in the same ocoupation,
besides an uncertain number Of old ladies'
---widows and old maids. 17 H0hsfs3
A hen-pecked husband being told by
the Parson that he would be "a bv ia
wife in anothSr world, never more 70 DO
separated from her, said: rrsrr barH
'Parson, | hope You will not mention
the unpleasant circumstance again
Speaking Of shaving said pfetlyeirl
to an obdurate bachelor, 4 should ifink
that a pair of handsome eyes would be the
best mirror 70 shave by
Yes many poor fool has been shaved
by them he replied. saoh
A young and pretty LADY remarked the
other day that a young insn who aid not
take a paper was notdesorving the alIso-
tiohs Of ca Rimable woRan. a sensihls
Lady, we think.
The greatest instance Of inpudence "a
Fec1rd is that Of Yankee who, inan Ital.
ian city, stopped . religious procsssion to
light his cigar from one Of the holy can
dies. 1Hl ritlsi
A sleepy deacon, who sometimes enta4.
cd in popular games, hearing the minister
use the words shuttle of his mortal eoibi
started up, rubbed bis eyes and exclaimed
Hold on it's my dealr
With four metallic qualifications, man
may be pretty sure OF worldly success
THEY are gold in his pocket, silver in bis
tonga, brass in his face and non Ga ia
heart, q a- fs isa7 se.f
a polite young lady recently assorted
that She had lived near a barn ydid, ahd
that il was impossible for her 10 sleep i1l
the morning on dccount Of the outcfy 81
'gentlemaR hen. ana als
A benevolent gentleman used % 81.
away wood t6 the poor BY the cord ii of.
DIR, as he sdd, 10 have L corded a1aal
Reader, aid you ever enip5 ihs ec4tie
bliss Of eourtipg, nyou haV'nt fncD M
had better get 2 httla gsl-antly.
p I DO not inqaifo hoW much yaa
read and studded on The human pou
but ask lI0W y0n exert tho Pds,eI
Chdpia. & l'T q eeaa En- +gt'
No man was ever known % a.
ed, With z receipt NON ihe priute M
poek4tSs has .u
s Why sre chiolen' n'saeckaiihadtoTh
Ans Beouuss thsy ~ ui4tnryfunn
o5iirasy.H II Hsa g0tHt lg7sr
Tl,ere "A no landing on the shore
lieie wilhqpt ealing ~ 20 belh pf
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