The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1859-06-23
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The Washington papers advertise bulfroe
hams for sale.
The fellow who took it coolly, brought it back
slightly heated.
Anger may continue with you for all hour, Blu,
1t ought not to repose with you for night
A BOwery Boy says his occupation is gone,
tor all the sewing-girIs now run wild de ma
sheen"
Why is fashionable lady like a rigid econo.
mist Because she makes great hustle abou,
a little waist.
Life is beautiful night, in which not one
star goes down, but another rises to take its
place.-Jean Paul.
Thank a friend that tells thee a fault in secret;
1t shows he desires thou Shouldst amend before
the world knows thou didst amiss.
Wood ashes and common salt, wet with wa
ter will stop the cracks Of a stove, and prevent
the smoke from escaping.
Persons at work in the Vermont gold mines
are said to be making from So to SO per day
One man found lump worth SOP.
The National lnteltigencer figures the cos: OF
keeping Cuba, If we get it, at twenty nine mill
ions per annum, ia addition to the eighty or a
HlllllOnS alteauy spent.
Humboldt tells us that he met, one day, lin his
travels, with a naked Indian, who had painted
his body so as to represent blue jacket and
trousers with black buttons.
AN ENGLISH missionary now in Sumatra, late
ly wrote home that he had ''had a melancholy
satisfaction of examining the oven in which his
predecessor was cooked"
Il STAND upon the soil of freedom" cried a
stump orator. "No," exclaimed his shoemaker.
"you stand upon the SOieS of boots that have
never been paid for" ...
IF YOU would have your laws obeye2, with
out mutny, see well to it that they are pieces of
God Almighty law-otherwise all the artillery
III the world cannot keep down mutiny. -
Garlic.
PERSONS who are always cheerful and good
humored, are very useful in the world +; they
MAINTAIN peace and happiness and spread q
thankful temper amongst all who live around
them.
FRENCHMAN. wishing to speak of the cream
OF the English poets, forgot the word, and said
de butter OF poets" A wag said he had fairly
churncd up the English language.
A MONTHLY journal, devoted exclusively tc
thunder and tightening, has recently been es
tabished in New York under the editorial su
pervision of Mr. E. Merriam, the meteorological
ABoY in Baltimore, who has been subject t.
terrible hts during the past three years, recently
threw up live frog, about two inches in length
| The frog leaped gaily about until secured It'll
supposed that the boy swallowed the frog, Will,
drinking water about three years ago
In WISCONSIN, vein of Ammonia. two fee
thick and almost solid has been discovered
within two miles of ST. Clairsviile. Ammon,
is one OF the ingredients of type metal-wortl
about 4O cents pound-and it has been sup
posed that 1t was only to be found in Germany
1 A SOUTHERN paper, after noticing a danger
Gus wound received by man in sliding from /.
haymow On a pitchfork, states that ''medca
preparations were applied to the pitchfork, ant
II has been carefully wrapped up and deposited
} In flannel TO aid in the healing of the wound
ALL OUR trials and sorrows have elements @
good in them; hopeful features which smile up
) on US in gentle Teproef of our unbelief and dis
, couragement. Now and then, as the swift shut
tie passes, we catch glimpses Of bright thrcad
weaving themselves into the dark web of GU
/, affection.
u The APPLAUSE of mans native place is gen
orally the last which he receives, for those VIII
knew him in youth will not readily allow tina
IN capacity he is superior to themselves, and ar
apt to regard the coming of his fame amonI
them as an intrusion to be resented.-ALLe
Cunningham.
DON'T LIVE in hope with your arms folded
fortune smiles on those who roll up tbei
sleeves and put shoulders to the wheel that pre-
pells them on to wealth and happiness Cut tbi
out an carry it in your vest pocket We VIII
IDLE IN bar-rooms and at the corners of tn
streets.
In THE town of Wilmington, Mass, on Sun
day, the 5th inst, dispute arose in relation Z
J trading cows, between man named Lord Bake
man, and reverend gentleman who has bee
a minister of the Gospel. The dispute led I
hight in which the clergical bruiser got th
BEST ofitand the Lord ignobly took to ishesl.