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Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10
How are we to get Cuba.

Senator Thompson, Of Kentucky, in his
half jest, half earnest, and very able speech
On the Cuban question, gave us an insight
into the scheme Of trickery, by which the
Administration hopes 10 secure the acquisi.
tion of that greedily coveted island.
The President, with 500, 900 coo of ready
money al his absolute disposal, Is TO watch
for one Of those frequent little revolutions
in Spain, which turn Espartero ont and put
O'DonneFl in, or turn O'Donnell out and
put some other adventurer in as prime
minister of the Queen. The very first time
that one of these upturnings occurs, when
the faction in power shall need money TO
sustain itself, the President is TO step in
with his tempting bait Of $50, 100000 and
purchase the island.
Of course the Spanish people will be fu-
rious at the shameless piece of Jockeyism
by which they are cheated out of the last
vestige of their old glory; but of what avail
will be their indignant denunciatons? Gu
ba will be ours. The stars and stripes will
float from the Captain Generals Palace of
Havana; the black muzzles of American
cannon will grin from the embrasnres Of
Moro Castle, and Mr.. Buchanan will enjoy
the glory of having acquired" Cuba.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10

He DIDE'r READ THE PArIRs.-In the
trial of the Doyan brothers recently in
Michigan for murder, much difficulty was
experienced in obtaining a jury free from
prejudice. At last, after large number
had been rejected, a man from tie back
part Of the county was called, who, in res
ponse 10 the questions propOunded, said.
that he did not take or read paper, and
had never heard of the murder. This was
too strong case, and Mr.. Terry, one Of
the counsel for prosecution, said: I'VE oD-
ject TO your sitting on the jury in this case;
man that don't take paper, and never
heard of this brutal murder, don't know
enough TO be juryman. We don't want
you,"
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10

ScESr IN School ROOM The Spring.
field Republican is responsible for the fol-
lowing:
Come here George, wish to examine You
in punctuation. What's that?
George-That? that's Il comma.
Mistress Right; now whats lhat9
George-Ah! now you've got me where
my hairs short; | dun kno.
Mistress-George, do not wish you 10
use any slang phrases here. When you are
unable TO give correct replies, say SO, but
do not repeat such phrases as that which
you have just used. Now, what's thal2
George dun kno.
Mislress-Don't know what that s?-
Why that's period.
George--(LoOkin critically at the point
in question: -Ha. ha! ha! Now I've got
you where your hairs short; that amt moth
ing only a fiy dirt Mistress-(E Examin-
ing critically y)-Georgc, you are dismis sed!
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10

STEERING At PoLirIcs.-we heartily
endorse the following sensible remarks by
the Charleston Advertiser:
Amy man of decent information who
sneers at politics, deserves to be excluded
from the benefits of good government and
free institutions. Such kind OF remarks
are quite common among those who reputs
themselves wiser than their neigiibors; but
some tolerably smart as well as decently
respectable met, have taken an interes. in
party politics." To cast ones influences
IN favor Of honorable conviction is the high
est privilege which a free man can enjoy;
and he who pretends 10 sneet at those who
exercise that privilege, bun forges arrows
that sooner or later will be Returned, and
pierce the heart Of the offender with more
honest contempt.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10
THE GLASGOW TINES.
CLARK H. GREEN, 80 = Editor, !,

q Single copies of THE TINES put up in
wrappers, can always be had at the. off ceat five
cents copy.
~ Yearly advertisers are restricted to their
eglnmate business. Other advertIsenents will
be charged at regular rates.
"a. No charge for inserting deaths, bst fifty
cents per square will be charged for obituary
notices-to be paid in advance. - -
ET- The charge for marriage notices is left to
he bridegroom, and will be acknowledged in the
paper.
E1S- Where editorial notice of advertisements
is requested. it will be given and charged Tor.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10

IThere is gentleman in New Orleans
merchant and planter, and, we regret 10
add, bachelor, whose income this year
will reach the handsome sum of five hun
dred thousand dollars, who, twenty-four
years ago, was clerk with a salary of fifty
dollars month.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10

CHAxGE.-It has been said by somebody,
that change" is written upon every nun
dane thing. Such may be the case, but
there are many things pockets for instance
in which there is no ''change."
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10

COMPLIMENT TO AN EDITOR. Mr., Ridge
way, Of the Richmond (Va.) Wing, was re-
Gently presented by the Wings Of Richmond.
with service of plate worth $500, as q
testimonial of their appreciation of his ef-
forts TO revive the Old Wing party.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10

EThe Lexington (Mo..) Express ex-
presses lis preference for Hen. EDWARD
BArEs, Of 81. LOUIS, as candidate for the
next Presidency.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10

ILord Napier is reported by the
Washington letter writers TO be pleased
with his removal to the Hague. He is 10
have important business TO transact. Il is
nothing less than 10 negotiate a marriage
between the Queens daughter Alice, and
one of the Princes Of Orange.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10
THE SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN.
PROsPECTCS.

7 o. OUILeen Begins SepC. 1lIn, 1OOO.
NJ ECHANICS, Inventors, Manufacturers and
w Farmers, The Scientific American has now
reached lis fourteenth vral, and will enter upon
Z new volume on the llih of September. II is
the only weekly publication Of tine kind issued
in this country, and il has very extensive circu-
lation in all the States of the Union. II is not,
as some might suppose from It's title, a dry, abb
struse work Oh technical science; on the contrary
il so deals with the great events going on in the
scientific. mechanical and industrial worlds, as 10
please and instruct every one. If the Mechanic
or AT.izan wishes 10 know the best machine in
use, or how 10 make any substance employed IN
bis business--if the Housewife wishes TO get
recipe for making good color, &c.-lf the III
TentOr wishes 10 know what Is going on III the
way OF proyements-if the Manufacturer
wishes TO keep posted with the times, and 10
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familiar with the progress made IN the chemical
laboratory, or in the construction of telegraphs,
steamships, railroads, reapers, mowers, and a
thousand other machines and appliances,
both of peace and war-all these desiderata can
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where They are here presented in reliable and
interesting form, adapted 10 the comprehension
of minds unlearned in the higher branches of sci
ence and art.
-Terms-One copy, one year, 81; copy
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Specimen copies sent graiultously for mspec-
ton. Southern Western money, postage
stamps, taken for subscriptions. Letters must be
addressed TO MUM & CO.,
1913 Fulton street, New York.
~ Messrs. Mum & Co. are extensively en-
gagged in procuring patents for new inventions,
and will advise inventors, without charge, IN re-
gard 10 the novelty of their Improvements.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10
JONES' COMMERCIAL COLLEGE,
J. E. CORNER WASHINGTON Av. AND THIRD ST.
ST. LOUIS, MO.
EST.ABLlSHED IN lS4l.

A full course of instruction in this institution
n embraces Double Entry Book Keeping,
Commercial Calculations, Commercial Law, and
Penmanship.
GT Special instruction given in the art of de-
teclng Counterfeit Money.
Gentlemen can enter for the courses separate
", and ~ any time, instruction is impaired in
dividually, and not in classes, each Department
being independent of the other, and under the
control of a Professor educated for the especial
duties of that Department in which he is en-
ployed.
For circulars, containing information in regard
to the Terms, Course Of Instruction, Rules for
Detecting Counterfeit Bank Notes, Weights Of
Produce, Tares allowed on Produce, ETC., ETC.,
call at the Book keeping Department, or address,
JONATHAN JONES,
jan6-1y. ST. Louis, Mo.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10

Wars IN a NAMrp-fhsre is a letter
in the Louisville Post Oaicsfer MIR. Silss
L. Observation-Disclosures.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10
DOCKHAM, HOOPER & co.'s
St. Louis City
DIRECTORY.

ATTORNEY AND NOTARY PUBLIC.
J. T. Rice. 10 Second street CAdioming P. o.
ARCHITECTS g. 81 PERINTENDENTS.
J. W. Kennedy & Co, cor. Fifth and Chesnut 81
Olmstead & Piguenard, .'s 60 -
Plans for Churches. Court Houses. Hotels
Stores, Dwellings &C., made at the shortest notes
CHINA, GLASS d QUEENSWARE.
John w. Tooley, ..-.,.-.. ...-.. No 53 main ST.
COMMISSION & FORWARDING.
J. s. Green & Co., No. > commercial * . levee
Mackov, Miller & LytIe, no. Ia com. & II :.
Kelsey & Smith, -.--- cor ComH. s Chesnut SIS
John Levin ..n no. IL Levee, Dealer in Provis
ions, Produce & Flour.
ENGRAVING sc.
]. 6. Weber, Gen. Eng. & Letter Gutter, ......2i
Chestnut ST.
NJ. Green, ...-94 Fourth st,-Particular atten-
ton paid TO Seals:
CORNERS HUSsEY,
Gen. En-ravcrs & copper plate printers, ....41
Fourth ST
FURNITURE, WHOLESALE & RETAIL.
VIM. N. Harlow, Piano FoTtes anu Melodions,
Market ST., between Second & Third.
Scarritt & Mason, .--.no. Washington Avenue.
HIDES, LEATHER, WOOL, PELTEIEs &C.
Swales & Co, --.--. 13 Levcc & i6 Com'l ST.
S. Thorp & Co, Furs, Peltries, and Dry Hides,
No. 81 South Main ST.
LIQUORS, WHOLESALE & RETAIL.
]. P. Callahan & Co., No. 63 North Levee.
W. II. Lawrence, -.---- No. ~ South Main st.
Berthold, Smith & Co.. =. No. 1876 North Sec. st.
LIGHTNING RODS, WHOLESALE.
CordrT, Pa;ee & Co., 80. No. 2G3 North Main ST.
PATENT SOLICITOR.
Amos BroadnaX. .--... No. Al Pine st. Patents OBJ
tanned On new inventions of every description,
Rejected applications prosecuted on conditional
fees. No patent no pay.
PAPER wAnEHoUsE.
H. ClarI; & Co.. 800. No. I2O North Second ST
PREMIUM WINE WORKS.
r. c. Ludlow, manufacturer & wholesale & re-
tail, No, - Markets ST.
PUBLIC HOUSES.
Atlantic Hotel, cor. Third & Market sts. {.
Mclaughlin Proprietor board l,5O per day.
Lafayette Hotel, s. E. cor. Sixth & Market sts.
Louis Chretien Proprietor.
SASH, Doors s. BLINDS &c.
A. n. Granger, Mouldin-s & Pine Shingles, III
Levce.
sAwEtEUFACTURERs.
Branch. Crcokes & Co, Ills Vine ST.
Em. n. Barron & Co., Portable Circular Saw
Viii manufacturer 80 North Main e.
SILVER s. WOOD SHOWCASES.
% Olive ST. Also stock apper.aining
to trade.
ExcELsIoE SAFE & SCALE WORKS,
;ear5 & Bro, Proprietors, 10 Main ST. Manu-
facturers of Lightning Rods S Pumps.
sHEFFIELD sTELL WAREHOUSE.
!. Bakeweli, 2l3 Main ST., Steel Files, Boilers
and Sheet Iron, AL kinds at man'fs prices.
Z. ISLAND AGENTS.
I. T. Westlake {, Co. ......4l North Fourth ST.
WIN. v. WHITE & CO.,
J. S. Lard Agents. .--..' ,'-.'.S3 Pine st.
ST. Louis, June II, 1858.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10
GI9SgOw
FEMALE SEMIN AIRY.

EEiSsr rINHE undersigned having bought
El-,.s{7 l. the above institution for the
sSAzAA4H purpose of establishing himself per-
manently in the town of Glasgow as teacher,
will open school for young LADIES', commencing
MONDAY. September 18th. All the branches,
both practical and ornamental, usually pursued
in our first class female schools. will be taught in
this institution. Every effort will be made TO
make this school worthy of patronage. The
Principal has had an experience Of eleven years,
the greater part of which time, as the principal of
a female school. Terms-Per session of five
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1859-03-10
ROANOKE ACADEMY,
ROANOKE, HOWARD CO., MO.

John Hanna, n. B.. Principal.
THIS Institution will open on the first Mon
L day in September, 1885, and continue for two
sessions of five months each, ending the last Fri
day in June, 1859. The course of instruction
embraces the Latin and Greek Languages, aud
higher Mathematics, together with the usual
branches CT thoroush, practical English educa-
ton
Terms fcr session of FIVE months:
Elementary English 800. .-..........S so
Common English. ....-. ........... 10 90
Advanced English .... ...... j. 81
Languages and Higher Mathematics ...... Is 90
lnclCent3lS .-.'.' -''... 90
No deduction made except for sickness. for
two weeks or more. Boarding can be had in
pleasant private families at 81 30 per week.
For further particulars address Trustees or
Teacher, Roanoke, No.
VIM. ?. PHELPS,
7. L. WILLIAMS, Trustees.
". J. FIRGUESON;
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American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27

A "SPADrNG" March. AT the Plymouth
County Fair. Massachusetts, on Wedues.
day last a "spading'' match occurred which
attracted considerable attention. A ring
was formed. and lots Of land, ten feet
square each, were marked for six stalwart
Irishmen, who were the competitors for
the prizes. The time allowed for the work
TO be done. in twenty minutes, and the
depth to be spaded was nine inches The
quiekesttime made was fourteen and hall
minutes. The contest was an animated
one. and The men worked until the prespi.
ration rolled off their faces. The crowd
cheered them on. and laughed at the ludic
rous attempts made by some to drive
through. the work, One only used up the
whole time. The victor is certainly a
trump and worthy the title Of Jack ol
Spades srq,o.s ISL .p.hs ssr ~ Aia
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27
lFrOm the n. ". Saturday Press
Sum meF ~ Dead.
ny unr. N. !. LEWIS.

HaShI tell II MOTTO the flowers and trees;
whisper IL not 70 The birds and breeze;
Iet not the blossoms or crimson and blue,
Hear the sad tale, though iis burden be true!l
t.ft4 Sumner To- deadi
Hush! for the sea has suspended It's bfeah,
Feasng 70 catch III first summons Of death;
And the bright clouds that are passing away.
Fain must drop tears could they hear what you say
Summers Is dead.
Ayel though her mantle OF glory Is stIli
Spread over gsrden, and meade ", hill,
Though the rich blooul hath no touch Sf decay.
And the bee tolls through the long 50 inner day.
Summer Is dead.
Aye II ls ended, From forest aEd glen,
From cities alive " lth the conflict Of men;
From the grass al feet, from the now silent bird
From earth, sea and sky, 10 our spirit, is heard
Summer Is dead!
So nnch other glory and gIadness Is len,
We Sigh not as those Of her presence bereft,
Her crown and her gariaBds unfaded are hung,
Where hey dropped when aside utey were care
lessIy Hung; summefis dead.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27

THE ART OF BEING AGREEABLK.-The
ttus art Of being agreeable. is to appear
we'll pleased with all the company. and RAJ
ther to seem we'll entertained Rirh them,
than TO bring entertainment TO them. A
man thus disposed. perhaps. may not have
much learning, nor any wit. but II he has
common sense, and something friendly in
his behavior. it concilitatss mems minds
more than the Brightest parts without tbil
disPositiuoi and when man of such I
turn comes TO old age, be is almost sure 4
be treated with respect. tits true, indeed
that we should not dissemb.e when in com
pany; but man may be very agreeable
strictly consistent with truth and siuceri-
ty. by prudent silence where he cahno
concur, aud apleasing assent where he can
Now and then you meet with a person 81
exactly formed to please, that he will gaiI
uron every ore that hears or beholds him
this disposition is not merely the gin G
nature. but frequently the effect Of mucl
knowledge Of the world. and command
over the passions. .fv
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27
tIatFinony s.ripped q is Iiomnnoe.

a D. ILI .
or course every one who has crossed the
threshold Of coprt room. knows that the
agreement to marry is ciyilconifact, and
sbeB brought INTO The scales Of Justice
which are held by that solemn visaged fe-
male with handkerchief over her eyes
is weighed precisely as would be weighed
the case Of horse trade. But how little
those who Oh! and Abl, and sigh them.
selves irtp the mpfrimonisl moose then rea'
lie the matter 81 fact contract that under
lies al heir heart thIobbins, their hand
clssPing their mouth made seals and heart
made vows. t,l..., ...,...<1
There is, divorce case reported ia The
Rochester Union. lhst puts matrimonial
contract upona plane witt The bargain
and sale o. a beef creature The damsel
brought suit against her false lover, snd
her testimony relative to the engagement
was as fellows: .J
On the way home be sid he bad form.
ed a resolution on New Years not 10 drink
ary more liquor. / told him | was much
pleased to hear that. He said he had made
lup his mind 20 get married and be thougbt
1 he and would make q good match and
asked what I thought oft. | made no an
sxer then. .Whtn we got home he talked
/ again on this sibjsct and said | hsd made
him 60 answer. I told him I was perfect
| ly willing, He turned to father and said
.'Jid you hear lbst:'' father said WHAT
ana Barber replied. MARY promised To be
| my wire,' FaJher said amt you joking
! sm;lh?' Barber replied no am mot
tif you don't ,believ, it III bind The bar
/ gain WITH a tobacco tox'-a silver boz
which he was then. taking from bis pocket
I took The box and father asked me II Il
was SO spd ] told him i was. Ny sister
was present and spoke sboat 4. The fami.
| y then reti'ed TO hed-sooni alter. !. IL
I ssaii TO my sister, well soon be brother
and sister" When We parted that nigh
at the door we kissed one another as we
had done be'Ore at parting. Iipyiled bin
TO call again; be replied that be would.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27

AEAn EDITOR is an individual who
reads newspapers, writes articles on all
subjects. sets type. reads proof, works at
press, folds and packs papers-pyint jobs,
runs on srrsnds, saws wood, works in the
garden. talks to all lwho call. receives blame
for many things. he never does, works from
IA. m. to 10 p. m, and never collects
half bis debts. Who does not wish him
self and Editor? -ss,
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27

G@-'Sarah, said young man the
other day to a lady Of that name,
why doh't you wear ear! rings9' BE.
cause-I haven't had my ears pierced. i
wilhbore them for you, then Thank
you. sir, you have done that enougbP
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27

EE a fellow 10 Texas has just Invented
a ngtheuing plaster, which will enable
you TO take up any thing from four
months note TO = ahogshesd ofsugAt. q
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27

IDLE YauTu --Ins bis recent. charge 10
tbe grand jurysin Washington aCitysJbtdge
CR4wEoRD. who presided at the s1oEtEs
tEiEL addressed shimselfio sasubieot para
tmouutinimportanee. and msde the follow
ing remarks:H e,s'r siis 5bs sss gsss
.aa.Ifthe young meB. - who are To- betbe
future men Of the country. were brought
up with .SgmOre decided home rulss and
ooppsled--When oowpulsion was nsefssa-
ry-+to devote themselves tiithe. acquisition
ofsklll and some useful and respsefablevo-
cation. that would be less oeeupslion fpr
courts andsjaries, The ehgagefneuiA and
habits of.haboy Eill cling 90 The maa.Apd
upOa'his,s sdncAliOa Andrrainisg updertba
domestic roof. viii depend his standipg
charscters and his usefulness orbihsasrs
verse in life a9a,l lsi,l sdf ,sa8ns sriA
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27

CT The busybody iahOrS without, thanks,
talks without credit. lives wilhou. love,
dies without pity--seve that some say. III
was pity be died-no soonsr.' icaya
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27

- R9-A young florist being asked by his
MARY Ann what flower he was most
partial 10, pressed her to bis vest aud ex-
claimed. give me the Polly Ann thusP
(the polyanlhus.) She was soon trans
planted to his -A--hower patch ali?
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27

re- Two'cehturi ! ago. not one 10
hundred wore st6cki5gs. Fifty years aso,
nota boy III a thousand was SLOWED .
run at large ut night. Fifty years agc. no.
one girl 10 4 thousand made waiting maid
lofber mother Wenderful imPrOsemsuis
in this agel
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27


DEATH OF A GooD INDIAN. "Condea-
CON-" oldest Chief Of the On,onagon tribe,
is dead. The OntoDagon Miner rays he
was nearly 100 years old, being qui,s .
lad and remembering well, the first mining
enterprises undertaken in this country near
the forks OF the 0ntonsgop, and 10 the Vi
Cinity Of the famous cooper rock" This
mining was done under the superinteudence
Of Alexander Henry, in l77I, at which
lime the subject of our sketch was about
ten years old. " y
In the early part ofthe present century,
he had q terrible encounter with black
bear, near the American landing, some
twelve miles above this village, the marks
Of whichlhe carried to his grave. When
found on, the bank of the River he was al
most dead. the flesh being torn from biz
back and sides SO rs 10 expose The, Jibs aht
bones in several different places. and III,
was dsspsired for several days, but hi,
iron constitution finally oVeicame hi
wounds, which any ordinary man mus
have sunk under, and be recovered Hi
antagonist, afuil grown bear. was foupt
dead butt few rods from wher6 the olt
chief was picked pp. Bic body being picrc
ed in number Of places. .and finally through
the heart, by his mortal conbatant.- Clevc
land PlaindeAler. .sei ass..
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27

%A SELL That wSsa shoEribl6 af
fair-7lhs murder Of Dean, and the sealing
up of bis remains in a tin bax2 What
Dean 2 asked . half dozen. yoiets at once.
Why Sdr dean. OF course. was the pun
gent reply. No leyiiy,s nan laEasf
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27

EEA Yankee captain was csught in the
jaws OF whale, but was finally rescued.
badly wounded. On being asked what he
thought while in that situation. be replied,
II thought he would make about forty
barrels.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27

! BTPoe,s seldom make good ,astronO-
mers, They SO love women, they cannot
see the other heavenly bodies.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27

AEWe have seen persons not only too
weak to bear food, but even too weak to
bear'contradiction.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-10-27

ET"said Tonl,l "'since I have been
abrosd. / have eaton so much veal that
am ashamed to look calf in the faceP'
II s.pose. sir. then. "said a wag who wa.
preseLt, "you shave vithoutA glass?"