Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-04-01
Babies in Preaching Places.

The Annoying habit Of taking suckllnes
and other crying children to churches,
lecture rooms, concerts, &c, is very EN-.
phatically censured in the soloTing tori
pinal' communication to the Editor Of the
UuntinqToa GbJe. let mc.h.rs ard
nurses all stop that mode Of SHINING and
courting public notice.]
SuMruIN' ABouT BABIEs.-Yes, babies
the reglar simun- puir, ,skwallin, screaming
latin, crien babies. Tha air an injured
in,ietushuu; an imposed upon parcil Of
humanity, and altho' I'm bacbler, sa
Q, ,u hav their rites which was bequeethed
to them bi ther dien four fathirs and Ant
Ces,irs. Tba ct to be purmitted to in.
dulg in kri whenever tha git 10 tune /,
tn pull oph the tabil kloth whenever tha
feal dispoa.ed to upset the kauffeigh
paught whenever its emptey, and awl sich
like; but, Mr. Ei l Tur (b'leve that's
your uarne, you hcv gUUd many nusepa-
pirs,) sa ther mans offend to be allowed
tu take them tu meetin-fur tha doant want
tu 90, and tha cant cri when tba du 60,
without creatn a displezure in the brests
of the pepIe. | sa let the babees cri, but
keep them away frum meetin- doans
blame them, but ther mains Tu tell the
truth Nr. Ed l Tur, man sez | wus one
Nv them things wunct miself-a little
weenty, teenty, little babee, not bigger
nor a pece Nv stove pipe. A mitey smart
un was to, man sez hadn't more a seen
dalite, til Civ thre sk.alls for Ginl.
Jacsin. But this is knot tu the pint
Well, the uther sundey Sal and NEE
went up tu the big brik meetin hous to
heer very selabraited miuistur prechun.
Well the precher hadn't more'n tooke his
tex, when low and beehovld friteful
sk-eem bust upon the deliteful Wishing of
the expextint audianse. Did ask NEE
if the audianse c1ulle sea the skreem with
ther Wishing? Well / guess tha couldn't
ktgite ssa it. cant jist deskribe the nois,
its purity hard til spell the nois of kryin
childe; but mind the time yure little
Jonnee pult the cheer oyur ontu his he'd
we'll it wus jis sich nois as be maid-a
very i'll nois tu the refnid eer-(thats
what Sal sed Well, that babee KEEP
skwallin an kryin, an its mann I reckon
she was, i; mite bin nulus fHus-that's
lating g)--she wus tryin two make it keap
still. Shed go-"hush deery, hush, now
darlin du hush, that's dood babee."
Well sur in kourse w time it stopt to quit
crien an hush 'd-but anuther slough an
study blub, blub, blu0er, was herd tu
viva :" rnayyos,icE stridz frum anu,her
korner; and wich made the moast noiz,
the prcchir or the babee, the seakwill wont
show! Well | got amaain tired of sich
musick, aud Sal she got tired for she ,lipt
aut and l follered hir. That's the way
We du in our kountry. Well, sez Sal, seq
she, ''its tn bad that FOLKS will bring ther
smaul childer tu meetin, annoyin the
Dsavine an peple so as tha kant Leer;
wouldn't do it."
Well the fact is Mr. Ed l Tur, nor
Sal nor | doaut no how many moar didn't
heer 90 wurds w that surmin, and Sal scz
OF tu rite tu and raze complante.
Babees, | sa has rite tn cri, but by thuu.
der, ther n,a's-(that's wat Sal cauls ther
n,ams-she lived with Mr. Snob-tha;'s
whair che go: perlite)-,her mas sa,
haint got no rite tu take EN- tu meetin, for
tina doant, | meue the babees doant, de-
preciate surmin as UT me wuld. Mr..
Ed | Tur, | nevur rote nun for the papirs
before, an if yure vuse corresponds with
mine | will ask u tu pleze exert this in
yure valubil papir. Yurn Religuslee,
Ton HuNFING Done.