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Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1859-10-05

DENNIS a. BROTHER,
OVERS,
FRANKLIN street, opposite Metropolitan HAL,
M Vup espectly Inform The cens ~ Richmond nj
w ymaiu srepreIsred 70 DO description ofst Cot
tnn and Wsolen Dying o Cleansing o re =,
ean be tone N city IN The Union 0sneen Wsarns Anna,
~ ye OF cleaned sd repaired IN eost superior o66sh
manner We employ the most experiences worracn In vev ~
parment and guarantee satsfseon We undertake g
mems o work constantly hand freely exhlb,d Orr o
=, No''o be eHeehedb BY any one In any place" ooe
II ICOHICB-In mass and STICK Of veil Known brand,
- 9utn-Arnbtc, genuine, or tohaoconists
lonque Hrann, prime lnfosiura
Vhyegu, a lspsIlo! qasH,y, ior planters nsd tobae
eonh~-n s,oFe and for tsls "
= PfTfIKLD anORon.
-, n ~ blair Cas- Rnifisr
@N VpFng ten M oerr -
Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1859-10-05
RICHARDsON's
IRI8EI LINENS

RICHARDsON's
IRISH LINENS.
DAMASks, DIAPERS. Sc
IONsMERs u Wcharsons linens and DESTROYS Of Oh
~ anlng tc Uenuine Goods, should that articles they
purchase sealed with The full of the fr RICuAHDqON
q the goods 10y
Tbs caution rendered essentially Necessary large quantities
inferior detective Linens
and sealed With The name o. RCAkDsOS by 1sh Houses who
reEarl 81 The Injury thus inflicted alike
suer and The manufacturer ~ ne genuine
abandon business profitable while purchasera Imposed
on With Goods Of WORTHLESS character.
sss-diy Agents 40 Church s,rsst New ysys
Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1859-10-05
HAnvEY, AR1IIsTEAD & WILLIAMS.

81 fcftTt street.
AVE just received large Groceries which
they offer TO To the trade accommodating terms eompr
sing
1000 bbls No / Herrinrs, very superior
100 hhds. y. o. Sugar
20 hbls. G. Sugar
leo hbis. Crushed Loaf and c. Sugar
~ bids y .. MolAsrls
sOss1 Eegs Old D1rinior Nsll.
leo tons sEcsdes Iron
lgl 20. Hoop and ret Iron
% DO. Nail Rods
10 cases Nhylor's Cast and Shear s.eei
10 tons Englsh saI American BLsteTed Steel
So boxes Tin Plate
90 ueTccs Line
20 tens Richmond Ground Plaster
100 bags Rio Coffee
S0J ba = Lag1ira Cprcs
301 bars Java Coffee
100 T. ats Nocha Cofe~-very choice
laN cases SandJrf'F IIcuries
zoo chests Assorted Teas
10 bars Orchard Grass seed
Icl DO. Herds Grass Seed
leo ba ~ Clover SEED
. ibis TtEuer's on
p crces SsE Ncc
20 hhts. Bzc1a sides
10 llds. Bacon Ei1u'drrH
- bbis WHISKY. - 10 y 2 nuEl
700 bhis tre brandy and WHISKY
100 bxs Adamaut.ue, Sperm and Taii1u Candle,
call from buyers = solicited. fe2s
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$4,000 LES 3 &C! eH LAR AnA"Io-
% ricrcC5 Cubs Mslasses
100 BIS. Portland syrup
100 Bbls. = O.. yolasses
200 BIS. Clipped Ilersings
100 Ebbll Gibbsd He.riuss
% Kits No. MarksTel
% Iula. Crushed scgar
100 BJs Sugar
loo Bbls. Z Refined sugar
- Ibls. Cld Piac Too whisky fvrrv s1p-rlsrA
100 Bols. Ois Bge pliEy various brAEds) y"
30 Bhls Rsehad whisky
100 Bags Rio Codse
100 f3aEs Laguayra Coffee
% iihfF Ncr Orlsanl
In store and foT sale low, BY
diW-sm JOHSsON a TRUEHEART
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400 Ebfs O'i Eye whsk'e,-
Is HaN Pirct Coguac Brandies
% Ql4rfer enI Eur,tsh Ppes a.
- do ClEss Tsr.
- 20 Psls ard brown sherris',
70 Do Oh Maiera.
40 W,.fs Port. very SUPERIOR
Mal1-s Clare. Hook, and 8srsf.ur Wfrs.
icS Baskets Chanr4gne
so Boxes Lyartbu Manufactured Tobacco
On comrissina, foT sale By
MITCHELL 4 YTRGUsoW
No g Pc
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sAML RUTH, supt
once r. y. a p X. X. Co., )
Richmond, Jan 81, 1855. Ispa4-u
TN ROUGH FREIGHT ARRANGE
u AENE-From Richmond, virginia, ~ ~
70 I N w Ole aus, xicksbdrg, Memphis, 81.
con, Nashville. Chattanooga. &c.
TIE RICHMOND AND DANvILLE RAILROAD COMPANY
announce that concluded Al ~
for aad forward goods specified at The following low
rates: - -e ~"
How Special LIST % Sd
FROM Richmond to- Class C1asa ci...
Knoxville, Tenn, andiau
stations as far Chat
tanooga 100 Ds. $50 Is
Nashville, Tenn 100 rs. OK
Iuseurah!a, Ala ........ 100 Ds. 20 6S 81 1 ~
Memphis, Tenn ........ 100 rs 70 20 *
Rates manufactured tobacco
follows: To Knoxville cts to 4
sunhia " %; 20 Atlanta Ga, ~ - Macon Ca 81 30
% Montgomery Ala, ~ 49, % 81 Lsus Mmpis All az 20
NlckshuTg hatcher and SeF orleans 81 81
~ To patton aud al points East and South rates
i 20 mt Sdei a. once But 70 Chattanooga West Of IS
cents 100 lbs adtO1si will be charged unt the cspton
DAD. 49, '''''
For classification articles further Information see hand
h or apply At u ocice Of the Richmond Danye
Company, NehnoEd. O. CAMPBE1a. an.
M lllouu, .pIli go lNP. ap23-du
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RAILROADS, &C.

- 49,
GREAT soUTH-wfssrkRS NAIL ROUTE.
TWICE DAILY CsuSosY EVENING ExeKPrkD)
RICHMOND AND DANvILLk RAILROAD.
kAMAASlz S1t.zEsSE3YH&E
CHANGE OF sCHEDULE.
and AFTER Monday August a2d. 1852 and Passen-
" ger trains. on this road viii follows. --7'- I
Leave Richmond twice daily (Sundays
n and sac iOr Jsns,oh LynehsurS, BRISTOL knos,ls
Leave Esh%osd a. t.seeps ssna.y, for D.av. VI. and
Leave Junction, (urk daily Sunday morning excep,
srJ ns osloss and $40 p ~. aud arrive In Richmond
Through nom Richmond Msmphis In two day. and three
~ The above ,oays with the sou,hld.
Rsrcadrain 10 and nom the Junction. aud
WITH me virginia Central Potomac Railroad trains
Through Tickets sold through 10 ,s sboy,
points also, 10 the Virginia Springs.
FOR 0seA netst and further apply
once Of he Richmond Danvie Company Richmond
aui6 O CAAiPBEII SUPERINTENDENT
sOUTH-SIDE RAILROAD.
ON ANDAFTKR MONDAY TIKI 22d AU-cE
~ gust, the passenger Trains viii follow; ~
FROM PkTfRsBURG To LYNCnBuRg
Mail Train starts daily at bSo A NJ ynchburg
Passenger Train .,1,,s daily except sanday. as NJ
FROM LYNcHBURa TO PETERSBURG
Mall Train daily at II A. NJ P.tsrsburr nj NJ
trains starts daily except Sundays al iOSu
reaches Petersburg at ESQ A. N.
These trains daily the Springs Knox
vile, NashNlic, Memphis, &c TO New orleans.
s0 This Is the shortest and expeditions TO all par,.
OF Tennessee Alabama Mississippi and Iexas
NJ, aud ~ Noon, and City at $50 A. NJ and so y M
kxiTa trains ~ and all packets when ne
-
a. II. D. BIRD,
ausa General uperin,eut.nt
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

FRANKLIN's FIRsT APPEARANCE IN AN
ENGLISH PAINTING 0FFfcE.--When quite
a youth, Franklin went to London. enter
ed printing Office. and enquired il he
could get employment as printer.
Where are you frum?" inquired the
foreman.
"America." was the reply.
"Ah." said the foreman. ''irom Ameri-
cal A lad from America seeking work as
Il printer! Well do you understand the
Ar. Of Printing! Can you set typep'A
franklin stepped to one Of the cases. and
in brief space Of time, set UP the follow
ing passage from the first chapter Of the
Gospel Of st. John:
"Nathaniel saith unto him, can any
good thing come out of Nazareth? Philip
saith unto him. come and see." :
1t was done so quick, SO accurately, and
contained SO delicate reprooi. SO appro.
priAte and powerful, that il at once gave
him standing and character with all in
the Office. t ~
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28
J. AN ACT

No. IS, AN ACT
To provide for distIicting any county In the
State, where the commissioners Of said coun-
ty have failed to district in accordance with
the provisions Of an act to amend an act
passed April l3, 1852, entitled An aot for
the Assessment and Taxation Of ell proper
ty in this State, and for levying taxes there
on, according to its true value in Money"
passed April IL, 1858.
Sec. /. Be il enacted by the General A.
sembIy of the State Of Ohio, That in any coun-
ty Of this state, where the county commission
ers have failed to district their county, attheiT
June session in 1858, in accordance with the
provisions of section thirty three OF an act for
the assessment and taxation Of all property in
this state. and for levYing taxes thereon, ac-
| cording to its true value in money, it shall be
lawful for them, and they are hereby directed
TO district said county at any subsequent NEE
ting Of said commissioners, priof to the FIRST
Monday in April, 1859.
Sec. 2. This act shall be in force from and
after its passage.
WILLIAM B. WOODS,
| Speaker OF the House of Representatives.
E. BASSETT LANGD0N,
| H Speaker pro tenn Of the Senate.
March IA 1859.
mo. 1861 AN ACT
To provide for the enlargement Of the Ohio
| PenitentiaTy.
| Section /. Be Il enacted by the General
Assembly Of the State of Ohio, That the war
den and directors OF the Ohio Penitentiary are
hereby authorized and directed TO provide i'm
| mediately for the enlargement Of that instltu-
tion, by extending the east wing thereof nifty
feet in an sasterly direction, and extending
the east cell house in corresponding man
ner, with the addition Of sufficient number
OF cells to meet existing wants for the accom-
mediation and confinement Of male convicts.
j SEQ. Q. They are authorized and directed
to further extend said east wing, in the same
direction, forty three feet, for the accommoda-
ton Of female convicts. Said further exten-
sion shall be entirely separate and distinct
| from the male department, having no commu-
/ nication herewith, and shall be used exclu-
sively for the accommodation and safe keep
| ing OF female convicts; it shall contain cell
house with sufficient number Of cells, to-
gether with the wash rooms, bath rooms, and
| other convenientes necessary to the employ
ment and comfort Of all the female cohvicts Of
| the prison, and shall be surrounded by safe
| and substantial stone wall inclosingthe req
| uisite ground for the health and comfort ol
| its inmates and separating them entirely from
the grounds OF the male department.
Sec. 3. The entire structure shall be well
and substantially built ofstone, with special
reference 10 economy and the safe keeping
and comfort Of the convicts, and the IRON. oi
the male department shall alone be built Of
faced stone, corresponding, as nearas may be,
in appearance to the present east wing. The
addition now occupied by the female convicts
shall be removed. They are further authori-
4 zed and directed to construct a secure and
4 ahtial stone wall of the REQUISITE hejghth
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

EFFrank Leslie. who is some on'stdmp.
tailed cows and 'swill milk publishes 4
poem in his newspaper, the Stars ana
Stripes. which speaks Of
"a beautiful white heier, with the pure and luseioui
cream.
Pouring from her large full uddor in never failing
stream"
Now that was hiefer what was heif.
er as was heifer. The land about heI
must have flowed with milk II not with
honey.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28
7e. AN ACT


No. Te. AN ACT
To amend the second section Of "an act 10 pfo-
vide for the uniform government and better
regulation Of the Lunatic Asylums Of the
Slate, and the care OF Idiots and the Insane.
See. /. Be 1t enacted By the. GeRsrGL As.
sembly Of the Stale Of Ohio, That the second
(2d) section Of "sn act to provide for the uni
form government and better regulation Of the
lunatic asylums Of the state, and the care OF
idiots and the insane" passed April Z, 1856,
be SO amended as to read as follows See. 2.
The following counties shall compose the nor
thern district, which shall be attached to the
northern lunatic asylum, located at Newburgh,
to wit: Williams, Fulton, Seneca, Wood, OF
tows, Sandusky, Lucas, Erie, Huron, Lorain,
Medina, Cuyahoga, Summit, Lake, Geauga,
Portage, Ashtabula, Trumbull, Mahoning and
Columbiana. ~
The following counties shall compose the
central District, and be attached 10 the central
lunatic asylum, located at Columbus, to wit:
Stark, Wayne, Fayette, Madison, Union, Ma.
rion, Hardin, Wyandott, Crawford, Morrow,
Delaware, Franklin Pckaway Ross Pike Jack
son Vinton Hooking Fairfield Lawrence Lick
| ing Knox Richland Ashland Holmes Coshocton
Muskingum Perry Morgan Athens Meigs Gal
liza Washington Noble Guernsey Tuscarawas
Carroll Harrison Jefferson Belmont Hancock
and Monroe.
The following counties shall compose the south
ern district, & be attached to the soUtheTnluna-
tic asylum located at Dayton, to wit: SciotolAd.
ems Brown ClermOnt Clinton Green Clark
| Warren Montgomery Miami Butler Preble
! Darke Mercer Shelby Auglaize Allen Van Vert
Highland Champaign Logan Paulding Putnam
Defiance and HeRfy.
! If, at any time, elthet OF said asylnnis can
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28
ESTABLISHED IN 1896

bandS woull respect their swives; honey
moons would wanr, men would not love
their homesy things would 90 It skies and
sevens. young married couples would
grow very Indifferent TO each other, wives
would complain that Husbands did not
care for their, husbands wohId mutter
something about being ''t@Len in" both
would learn to say: III remember thstime.
Mr.. Prim, when you would not have
treated me so . .'ABd IMrss Pvim. re-
member the time when you did not iOok
co. "Well. my dear. whose faul. is il.
VIII n | have nobody here at home half the
time 10 care how I ljok?" "Well. love,
who wants to wade knee. deep 10 dirt. and
call that home?' Well. sir, you are q
pr5per nan ID talk about dirt-you are SO
neat yourself; pray. sir. do give me a lao
ture; do show me how 10 keep things Deat;;
couldn't you write . little book about it7
il would be very nice, Mr.. Priml--neat.
Mr.. Primll--cbstthiDg. MIR. PrithllP 4
Blu, as such things tetlr happen; there
is no Tee id writing any more about them
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

EEA story is related Of person who
told Quaker that the silence meeting OF
the Society Of Friends was enough to kill
the divil: to which the Quaker replied,
that it was the very thing the silent as,
sembly was trying to do.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

Gg When Auacharis. the Scythian. was
travelling in Greece. he was reproached by
an Athenian with the barbarity of his ma
tive land; ut is trde." replied Anacha-
ris, 'lhat my country is . disgraOe to me,
but you are disgrace 10 your country"
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

1FA home without girl in it is only
half blessed It is an orchard without blo~
SONS. bower. 1ishouta bird. and a bird
without . song. A house, full Of sons, is
like Lebanon with its cedsrs. but dsugh.
ters are like the roses in Sharon.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28
MARCH n, lssg
AN ACT


Supplementary to an act entitled can act to
provide for the creation and regulation Of In
corporated Companies in the State Of Ohio"
passed May list, 1852.
Section 1. Be il enacted by the General As
sembiy of the State Of Ohio, That whenever
any number Of persons, as named in the first
section Of the act to which this act is supple
mentary, associate themselves together for the
purpose Of engaging in the improvement Of
horses, asses, mules cattle, sheep or swine,
they shall, under their hands and seals, make
certificate specifying the amount of capital
stock necessary, the amount Of each share, the
name of the place where such association shall
be located, the name and style by which such
association shall be known; which said Ger
tihcate shall be acknowledged, certified and
forwarded to tho secretary Of state, recorded
and copied, as 10 provided in the ID section OF
the said act to which this act is supplementary;
and the said certificate shall also be recorded
by the recorder ofsvery county IN which said
company may be formed 10 carry into effect the
provisions Of this act, in book to be kept tor
said purpose, and when SO Incorporated. they
are hereby authorized to carry out the objects
named in said certificate OF incorporation, and
by the name and style provided in said certif-
cate, shall be deemed body corporate, with
succession; and they and their associates, sue.
cessors and assigns, shall have the same gene.
raj corporate powers as are provided in the third
section of the act to which this act is supple.
mentary, and subject toall restrictions in said
act not inconsistent with Vie provisions of this
act. e II 4-3 f4f F
SEQ. Q. Thisact to take effect from and az
ter its passage.
WILLIAM B. WOODS,
! Speaker Of the House of Representatives.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

RB-"f do wish / could be cured oily
ing IN bed go late 10 the morning" said a
lazy husband. loungiug upon his pillow.
"Well, 1 will try the water cure.' said
his wife, pouring buck6tful on him.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

Auditors Office, F. c. o. April 1859.
hereby certify that have examined the
proof of the foregoing laws, and that they are
published correctly, according to the copy fur
nished by the Secretary OF State. H.-
A. J. DILDINE, County Auditor.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

"GF Papa" said precociOus boy to
his father, "why do tue Puseyites burn
caudles?'' "Wby Tom." replied the mat
Governor, II suppose they are
in the dark"
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

EW Bayard Taylor. it is said, has refus-
ed offer Of seven thousand dollars a year
10 write exclusively fot the columns Of a
Sunday paper In New York.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

ET"1 haven't taken drop Of liquor
for year." said an individual Of ques.
tionable morals. "Indeedi but which Of
your features are we to believe, your lips,
or your nose"
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

5EF.The sun is all very WE'LL" said an
Irishman: "but Il is my opinion the moon
10 worth two OF it for the moon affords
US light in the night when We really want
sk 81 lst ~ = .rtA ettaI
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

A. PAruorIo SrEEoH.- H.---We have the
pleasing assurance that there is at least one
patrio. In the Missouri Legislature. He
made a speech the other day. We forget
what the ppeech was about, but here is an
extract. la 2s; L,a Etae.f s3-.,e
a"What do gentlemen wanR u corn 50
dear and hoecake SO sweet as to be put
chased only at the price ofhaving the State
garrisoned by our enemies? Forbid itJere.
,miahl Do you want the institutions oi
your State reduced to the condition OF at.
fairs away down in Georgia, where plan
.tation consists Of two overseers and one
nigger? Laughter,) As the poet says;
,..I,d rather be a long, NANCY, strange ysl-
Ter dog, with bob tail, and bay at the
mon, than not to say, this is my own ma
tive State" { Great applause. And
win defend the institution so long as grass
rms and water grows. (ReAewed Ap'
piiase. ~ nsa9 ~
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

re- The power Of straw as conductor
Of electricity Gas been utilized h TIE SoutR
of France. no less than eighleeh Commuz
mes in the neighbofbood Of Tarbes, having
been ptovidedwitb Conductors composed
Of straw. Experiments show thai an elae-.
lrieal shock sufficiently powerful to hill
an OK may be dischaTgsd By . single
straw. e sN e
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

EEEtwheuis sample enough? When
you take away thes; il 10 then ample.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

mo, 29.l AN ACT
Making Partial Appropriation TO meet the
current expenses Of the Northern Ohio 1u-
natie Asylum fer the year 1859.
SECTION /, Belt enacted by the General Az
sembly of the State of Ohio, That there is
hereby appropriated, out Of the funds in the
treasury of this Stale applicable to geneneral
revenue purposes. for current expenses Of the
Northern Ohio, Lunatic Asylum for 1859,
the sum OF FIVE thousand dollars.
SEC. Q. This act shall take effect on its
passage.
WILLIAM B. WOODS,
Speaker Of the House Of Representatives.
MARTIN WELKER,
President Of the Senate.
February IL, 1859.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

EE-"I am paFiieularly uneasy on chs
point,'' as the fly said when the BOY sinak
him on the end Of needles s4i
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28
LAWS OF OHIO.
Published By Authority. y
NO 2s. AN ACT
| To amend the aot entitled San act to fix the
/ cal.r;na az Inhnaa in cariain cnSea

NO 2S. AN ACT
To amend the act entitled San act to fix the
Salaries of Judges in certain cases."
Section l.. Be il enacted By the General As
sesnbly of the State Of Ohio That in all counties
of this state, having population Of two hun
dred thousand inhabitants OF upwards, the
Judges Of the Court Of Common Pleas hereaf-
ter elected therein, shall receive in addition
to the salary now paid TO them out Of the State
Treasury, the sum Of one thousand dellars
pet annum, to paid to them out Of the county
Tfeasury, in the same manner and at such
times as Is provided by the law for the pay
ment OF the salaries Of the Judges out Of the
State Treasury: Provided that il the salaries
Of Judges Of the Court Of Common Pleas
should be Increased BY the State, then the
payment out OF the county Treasury shall be
diminished in proportion, so that such Judges
shall not in any way receive more than twen-
ty-fve hundred dollars per annum salary.
Sxc. .. ,Thatthe first section OF the above
recited act, passed April 18th, 1858, be and
the same is hereby repealed.
WILLIAM B. WOODS,
Speaker Of the House of Representatives.
MARTIN WELKER,
Presldeht'of the Senate.
February 19, 1889
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28

provided that all rights, powers and immuni,
ties acquired hereunder shall not be affected
thereby, and that this act shall take effect
from and after its passage.
WILLIAM B. WOODS,
Speaker OF the House Of Representatives.
z. BASSETT LANGD0N,
Speaker pro tenn, Of the Senate.
March II, 1859.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-04-28
CITY OF LANCASTER:
rhM1sday Morning, Apr.2s,Is50

NEVER Never tip your beaver to fine
lady. aud pass n poor widow without seem
ing 10 see her. tee
Never pass an tged man or woman, with
out making reverential obeisenoe, unless
your house is on fire.
Never break your neck to bow at all to
a "sweet sixteen, with a hounced dress.
who,is ashamed OF her old fashioned mo
ther: or to strutting collegiate who is hor-
rihsd at his grandmother's bad grammar.
Never keep boy to black your boots
and attend the stable. while you frighten
your wife out Of her ideas OF keeping a
nurse for the twins, by constantly talking
''hard times"
Never converse with lady, with cigar
in your mouth, or smoke in company, with
out apologizing for the same.
Never remind people Of personal deform.
i.y, or Of the rei4tives who have disgfaced
them.
Never leave letter unanswered. and
use the stamp which was enclosed to you
TO reply WITH on letter to your own
sweetheart.
Never ride in fine carriage and keep
a score Of servants while your widowed
sister trudges on foot, and tolls for her daily
bread.
Never wear finer coat than the mer'
chant you owe for 1t, or the tailor whom
you have not paid for the making. :.
Never turn deaf ear to woman u
distress, because you cannot see low you
would be the gamer BY her bettered con
dition.
Never wound wontonly the sensitive ma
turs of the constitutional invalid; nor bJ
rude iests and sarcssms. send blush L
the temples Of modest merit.
Never Jest with single woman abou
the anxiety Of all women TO be married
nor tell your wife you married her because
YOU pined her lonely condition.
Never 90 to bed at ten, leaving your wife
up tilltwo with sick baby, and look pitch
forks at hsr atthe breakfast table, because
the meal is half an hour too late.
Never hear ungracious structures upor
the conduct Of a woman, with quiet smile
instead Of saying in thunder tones. "lti'
false, sir.
Fever fall back from bargain after thu
articles Of agreement are drawn up. ant
only need your signature to make it perfect
Never insult the modest by ribaldry, tht
grave BY isvity, nor the pious By contemp
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