Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-03-16
THE INTELLTGENCEK,.
LeIler frona DC pI.bnnd,d volnn,..r.


SAINT NIcKAIAs HoTTEL, March To- 1859.
Eddyturs Of The Sunday Times
HeVln ben lade up for a week apnst with the
hiVes-I spose it must ben the hires, bekase
my he'd felt Jest as il thar was a swon of bees
inter Tive ben codgertation on things in Gin.
raj, and speshally that artickel of the Lords
maxim and the devils spilin called newman ma
tur. The Sonclushins at witch I've urriv is no
ways iiatterin to the Speciments of the genius
homo as is jammed together in big ctys Peers
to ne that eenamOst every sekind man-waI,
yes, and fur that matter, every sekind woman
too-gits all blessed jolly over the msiortunes
Of thar nayburs. Dredful trndegces, lisensuous
intreegs-in fack, ennything Outrpjus, scandal
las or uncommon sangwinary, with pictnrs to
match, is as welkuu as mamma in the dessert to
this hewlnHn cumunity. Even the relidjns
edeturs, witch is lams by perfeShin, and hank
ers arter green pastors and stillwaters pitches
in, uddin fewill to the fans, wenever the pub.
lick mind is in state of hallooSinashin on enny
subject. bleve they call this "improVin the
nckashin, but accordin to my idee il makes ita
thunderiu site wus Howsever, it's likely thar
intensbins is lordable, and the Pope said, ito
sin is nateral.n
Thar's considabul tork of simperthy and feelin
and stitch truck, in polisht society; but wisht
may be marrid to Digger lnjun Squaw if |
hewitt seen more reel brutherly luv in hunters
camp than ever did in polisht society. In Tex
is and Calilorny we could allus keep Onr spirits
up KILN bars and injuns, and never thort of
huntin down wun nnuther. That's fashanabul
amusement.
he'd jest finisht the abuv parrygraft wen a
eller they. call Slincum, as docs nuthin else but
run around tellin morn he nose, cum to my
apartment He was full up to his neck of what
he called mn astowndin RUNNER by witch several
most respecktabnl fnmmaleeS was to be branded
with inlauy, and itnrnediently began to spit it
out
But" scs ], "ef all this is lroo, witch per-
SOON 1t aint, its nun of your bizness nor mine"
or ses lie, my deer feller, it's evryboddys
dizziness. Thars no livin without cgsitement in
this steam -skreetnin, ilash.of-litnin age. It's
foam, and weel never say die. Cork up and
we bust. This story I've ben tellin you will all
ne in print in day or two, and won't it make
shindy a Asellybrated artist hes aireday took
- likeness of the kcehole throo witch Billy
seen the affair, aud n bHly do she found on. the
stars is to be Jde simmileed for priyit diStribu-
shin amung the particEler trends Of the parties.
"WaIl," | remarkt, 'in my opiuiyun, thars
oney wun rashunal way of explainin the delite
sum pcepnl seems to feel wen emmy graf anormi.
ty turns up.
"screw loose herel" ses he, tappin his empty
upper wurkS.
'.No!" ses T. "theyrc onfoundout black sheep,
evry wun of EN-: and, rs rnskality well
misery is of SOShil natur, and luvs kumpaDy,
1t makes 'em happy TO feel that uther folks is
tarrcd with the same brush as thnrSelHcS.
"Ef that's the case" ses Slincnm, New York
must be in purity good trainin for fire and brim-
stun shower. bath, for the bull poppylashin goes
inter extrasees wenever ennything extra ntroshis
Gums or"
"Your rong agen, Siincum." / obsarvsd:-
''thars class that feels nuthin but sorrof and
shame and disgust at setch Disclosures, but its
class setch as you hes no ackwantence with,
and us doosent want to hev emmy ackwaintence
with sctch as you.
The nisabul morril vultur was slitely tuck
aback at this, and, putin his hat ON with ajerk,
started off agcn on his cnrriun hunt
Wot Slincum told mc coniidenshal will be in
all the papers nfore u weeks over, no dout. la
fack a hundred abel artists is sed to bc alre'ldy
empoid in executin to the life all that Biddy
seen throo the kee hole. The hull story, Rnd
speshally the cuts, will be improovn to youth.
rul minds, eff they take 'cm as wGrninei but
yungsters hes setch kweer ideeS, that nebbe
they II take 'em as patterns and examples-who
nose. Sartinly not Yours ailus,
DIsBANDED VOLUNTEERS.
-&s&Dsb------
VINO Pain FoRTnE Klss?-A stout tlrover, on
his way to the capital with his twenty or thirty
Lao,... ,,,Ssed by- n f1rtncr's house in the door