Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1859-10-01
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ToMPSUN GOES TO SEE "RoMEYo AND JEW

thort wus the secstun uf the heaur an toe hym toe
sho us sects. Bob tole me tho. that the the
ushur IL hiz bzness toe sho people seets. Wee
TUX seets in n pasc cawld the parkett then
TUX look the phase. Az w haz bin the
atur lie jest diskribe IL toe Rite in runt uf
big squar pctur wot Bob sed the drop kurtn wich
n lykenes uf Mount Nernone, Ginerul washntun's
farme and the saim phase wot the adees IL tryin hi
thor the lykcnes M the ginerul nifty pore, cordn
toe them Use Then thar Is thre uf seets
abuv the uthu jes like hoss shuze cepin the The
furst Bob sadc the dres sirkle the seclund the
family sirke the thurd orr nggurs Jest belo the
drop kurtin squar phase whar the orkestur muz
shuns paEe, of the muzchuns had the biggest ddul
he had stand up play it, Artur the
muzishuns had plaide herd bel wiring, up the
pictur Mise a windur kurtin the play wich
called "Romeyo Jewlyett" cummenst. The furst
thing saw strete with storey howzis bowt hi
az man, an greene aannil pavemint. Proximity in
tn felurs hooze Mains Use forgot, an tn mo
cum iu awl 70 uf them got to quarrilln, fnully
they got titin. Then thar in felur cawld Ben
voyoh hoo rde stop the te but vile he wus torkn
in anuher fellur naim Tbbalt, he abewsed Ben
voyoh so mutch that they got TO tin too wich brort
ole felurs owt, hooZe Mains kapulett Monygew
an thor the hole partee wood git kid but feur drest
nifty Mise cum in an tole them to stop wch thay did
Awl nj them wo sords an thort il be n mlishshy
turnout, becaws soers nifty ackshus when they
parade, but Bob tole the Kapuletts an Montygews
wur tn famlys wot had ude, hoo made IL thar biz
mes TO hte evry time hsy Thay awl went away az
the kurnel tole them, ceptn ole Monygew Benvoyoh
hoo commenst to tork about yung felur hoose naim
wus Romeyo, an hoo fownd out the of ole
Montygew. The next scene anuther thar
was ole Kapulett torkiug a kownt hoosc Main wus
ParcrSs, hoo WIS in luv with his dorter Jewyet He
tole Parcriss he gwine to Civ he sir
tinly Then they out, sumbody wistuld an
the turst thing new the split opn in the mddu
an half run one eide an the luther half the luther eide
Then that icllur Benvoyoh in with n felur naim
Murkushyo, sumo after Romeyo, hoo Murkushyos
cuzin cum in. They got to torkin Romeyo toe them
he wus in luv with ladee but he enuf not to
tell hur naim Murkushyo tole Romeyo about Kapuletts
trete an awl uf them maid bargn to 60 hort it wus
my mpnryte to go to trete war WI want lnvitid but
proby iii ctyket with Eycalyns du The next thing
uf the play roome in witch Mrs Kapulett an a
nerse, hoo TUX uf Jewyett hoo cawd her her
TO her mar befo thay had bin thar minits Wen she
cum in the tn ole wnmin got torkiu abowt her aiCe
nuy Mrs. kapuett axed Jewlyett efshe didn't wont
TO marrcc sumbody, rekummendd the eer thay cawd
Kownt Pareriss for huzbund Befo thay got thru tor
kim Teller naim Peetur toe the ole ladee that the kum
pinny Wus waitn for her in the parlur Thay awl
owt uddny the spit opn Jest like the strete an
thar wus the kumpiny. notst that this had
greene hanni pavement, an CESS that fannl is nifty
chepe IN ltyy becaus the grown, awl the pavemnts
Is cuNerd with H. wei the flows uf the howzis-
Sune after Romcyo, MurkuShyo an Benyoyoh arrived
with sumthin black thar facts Tbbalt dscuv-
erd Romeyo he tde 10 git ole kapuett to put him out
but Rap tole him dri up this maid Tib madd he
went hoam swarng he wus going TO maik Romeyo pay
for cumn the tree. Putty sune Romeyo got 10 tor
kin to Jewyett hoo the adee he ole Murkushyo he
wus is luv with. Muskushyo fownd it out he wonted
to orr thay sartd Ole Kap ncsed orn thar STAY
in 20 suppur but thay woodnt du il. Wen thay went
out Jewlyctt axed the wot thar Mains was
an she perd TO be mitely TUX back wen she herd
that Romeyo was the sun uf her paris envmee-
Then the pictur let down, but sumo herd
bel wiring an up she went agin. Thar
stood. Benvolyoh an Murkershyo cawln for Romeyo
but AZ he didn't cum thay konkludd TO go boom. Wen
thay went out the phase disappeared an thar stood RO
meyo in ole Kap yard. Beio hede bin thar mint jew
lvett cum ont the poach, an Romeyo cummenst to
spout Low to her. tho she didn't hym sum time
He tared about the eest an cawld Jewlvett the son
wich thort wus nifty funuee becaus thort she wus
do-er but Bob haz toe snse that he ment the son
in the ski nevur herd fellur tors like he did jew
yett toe him it nifty rong in him cum in her pars
yardc at mite bccaus if he keched hcde srnly be
kid. She tole him she luved him mitey and vile thay
wur torken the cawed Jewlyet she had TO go
but she prommis 10 ceDd sumbody him in the monn
The next thing thay cawl fryer lorrense
who torkin 10 hissel but Romeyo cum in and
srprzed to heer himIcawl the fryer rhur becaus
thort ole Montygeu wus his par didn't think be
wood hav ole cook for his par, but Bob ole that
he wont cook, but preest an that il wus kus.
tumerry 20 cawl them farhur Romeyo tole him he wus
i'll low with Jewlyett, maid him prOmmss to marree
them must rite fast becaus is nifty lait Wei 70.
mcyo an JeWlyett TO the ole fryers got marrd
but ihay kept seecrt Murkushyo and Benaolyoh wus
standin in strete dly, Tbba cum in huntin for
Romeyo to fte him. Murkushyo tribe git him to fife
hisself, but vile they quarrin Romevo cum in an
lib cawld him villun, aud Romcyo bact out wich
maid MurkUshyo so mad that he cayId Tib a ratt.
ketchur, DRAWN his sord dard him fe lib Good
int stand this so he pcht into Murk, and vile Romeyo
an Beuvoyoh tride TO part them lib stuck Murkushyo
undur the arm Benvolyoh tux Murkushyo owt
an cum back an sed he ded, that lib wus cumin
back. Yu Orter seen Romeyo how he billed an az sumo
lib cum in he kid him in a mint AN befo he had
time git uf town the prime of veroyper hann.b
him. an maid ole Kap an Monty pay fine. Tho doant
blam Romeyo fur KILN TObalt, yet hort that Ittrly
wus mitely Ike Amerryka, caws them that's rot MUMMY
doant git hung. Romeyo went the fryers an RACED
row caws he was baunsht usd uf brin kid an the ole
nerse cum in an nturruptid hym Civ hymn a ring jew
vett cent hymn. Ole Kap's wife abewsed Komevo mite
~ and swow that Jcwyett had marree Pareris next
Thurzdy but Jewlyett tole her nary wood she mar
rec hymn. Then In cum Kap and the ole nerse an wen
he herd how she torked TO her mar, he toe her she
pnty must marree Pareriss or leve his hoWse owt
ne an the ole Wommun went, mad as hornts. Arthur
they left, Jewyett went to the flyers whar she met Pa
reGiss and he out she aHed the fryer ef he
coodint du sumthng fur her she want gon TO mar
ry Pareriss. Arthur she had dun torkin he Civ her
botte and oe her ef she drunk everybody wood think
she was ded and wen they berd her he wood dig her u
an send fur Romeyo. Then she hoam, an her dad
aGed her whar Shede bin but she humbugd him. then
she went 10 her ROOM atur long speech she drunk the
stuph wot in the botte Now want thar muss wen
they went TO her and found she wus ded The
ole foxes maid much fuss that the fryer an Pareriss
went IN to see wot the matur the ole FRYER pre-
cndd ei he didn't nuthin about IT, Arfter Rome
70 went away he sent ielur back TO heer
how Jewyett WIS. Wei this elur thar and lurnd
that she ded everybody cepn the fryer thort an
he went back and told Romeyo abowt H. an Romsyo
went TO pothekerry bort pizn aud started Tor
Nerowner TO Jewyetts grav and then kummit suey
side be sed he coodint liv without her FRYER Ior
sent fcur with lettur to Romeyo to teI him
Jewyett want ded wust sopt orn the way and Romeyo
didn't git his ettur. The last thing ia the play was
graveyard and thar the yawlt uf Kapuet family
Prezinty in Pareriss and boy with some Hours an
lite orn the end uf stick. Parerss TUX the hours an
tole the boy 20 go and wissul ef he heerd anywun
cumin. sumo the boy wistcd Parcrs had hardly hid
hissef betO ROmeyo in with his servant who oted
lighted stick an Gro bar. Romeyo Civ him a letur
Tor his IA an sum mummy tole him 10 20 hoam Then
he conmenst TO break opn the dore Of the vawlt but
Pareriss herd him runniu in abewsed him 40 that Ro
meyo tole him ef he didn't 90 way hede hrt him, but
Pareriss wOodint an Romcyo kid him. Then he broak
the dore opn, and after torkin vile he kist her an
then drunk the pizn. By the tyne he had TUX IT, jew
yet walked mp an he TUX her the grown an then
he toe her he had thort she ded be uk the pi
Yin he didn't want TO live bi hssef Then he dis
an Jewlyet heering sumbOdy cumin stuck hersef with
niie and then dde Then the kurtin cum down an
we left caws Bob who Is trnjck feur sed the other
play want no COwnt.
Your apheckshunait cuKn
BENGlMIN FRANKLIN TOMPSUy
HANOVER COUNTY.