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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03

G~ The explanation given IN regard 10 The |
manner in which aliGeed % the re election OF
he present worthy County Auditor to the same
post be now occapies--the duties Of which he
has filed 50 satisfactorily the peorle-He CON
slider safT lent ter any one bgt al ini.v.jI.i who
has determined not TO be satisfied. AID y lose
highesc ambition seems to Dc to haze some .i.,ie
attention paid to lis g.urb3lngs. The editor q
the Republican kaetc ne uttered u1;rI'h when
be frat charged that there we're other candidates
in the IL d when we alluded to MIR. Martin, aud
hoped BE might be re elected; and be bat adds 20
his meadaciry in trying 10 crawl cut Of tina. Pc
stioD, b. saying ae might have inferred there
would BE- other candidates. because one was az
nounced in lis paper The same week the favorable
notice of NJ. VI appeared ia the Paiadiuo Sc-
re were solicited to be d Candidate for the nom
inalioa by some OF our personal friea3s bat per
emptorily declinej-giying It as one Of our pin
cipal reasoCs that .O.d Wayne, coa.d lot te
better Ben FITTED than she was at presen'; aud
VT icit Ike saJjus 10 ;hs public. Thee being
no caId date anne uGcld for Auditor at HAT tine
uobot!5 toes were trodden on in the expression
Of orr catIid AID horest opinion. ard indeed TO-
body but Tie editor Of the Republican, who 5
se@silg for Z preterse 10 advocate tie claims
e /. fieL, and 10 show kimsel! publicly he =
Tia, he =, could have found any fault with u lr
-, .l..Ez
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03

GrThe PRESIDED, b IS issae-i a proclamation
ealing for 81 extra session OF the Senate on the
+th Of March. Il Is currently repor ed that he
WI convene Congress IN al extra session il Jaue
next.
~Mr sHIel. has given notice to lie Senate
that he will not call up the Clbs t;ll again dur
Ing the proseu session, TIT TIA. he vii present j,
the irs; day Of the ext session 50 ends for tie
present. the proposition 70 p!sce il he hands q:
the Presidea; $50 100000 to reward bis political
friends aud parish h.s political enemies.
~ Hon. Ia. a Haaaegaa formerly rem
Der OF the United States Senate from this State
died al ST. Louis. o. Friday evening last.
1-Losansport talks Of having Unioc Depot
rear The Valley Station, for the convenience Of
the travel or tbe I. ". i ". Railway. and the
Cincinnati Il Chicago R. T.
give a,e Under obligations TO ". c. JEFF
ries. of the House Of Representatives, for inter
-s.irS legislative documents,
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03

MONTHLY IsDfANA FRFE NAsoS.--We have
received the FIRST number Of /, Magazine bearing
the abv~e expressive name, Published at Fort
WayLc in this State By z. C. !. Hayhouser
and edited by Sol p. Bayless, Grand Master Of
Indiana. Il is 10 be devoted exclusively to The
interests Of the craft, setting forth The principles
traits and cardinal vi. tues Of tie institution in
clean aud truthful manner" The editor is in ev-
cry respect qualified for the high position to
which he has been called. and we hope will be
literally sustained by the members of the frater-
nifty throughout the jurisdiction of the Grand
Lodge over which be presites.
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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03

e9-The Homestead bill has been defeated il
except Mr.. johnson, of Tennessee, voted against
it, and every Republican Senator in favor Of it.
Had it passed the Senate, in all probability it
would have been vetoed by the President
While this bill was under discussion, Mr. Seward
said:
That after nine hours discussion on Cuba il
was time to come back to the great questions OF
the age. The propositions now stand face to face
One is a question of land Tor the laudess; til,
other Il question of land for slaves
Mr.. Seward had spoken only few words
when Mr.. Fitch appealed to the chair to put tn,
question OF order 10 the Senate. with view
stopping what threatened TO be al nterminabt
discussion.
The Vice President declined to DO So
Mr.. Seward again resumed his remarks saying
that this is the fifth Congress that has put asid,
the Homestead Bill. lie contras,ed the merit.
OF the two bills.
Mr. Wade, of Ohio, spoke for some time. III,
question he said, was land 10 the landc-s, nj;
gers TO the niggerleSs. He would autagoniz-
the issues, and carry the appeal TO the country
The whole object of the Democratic party to
20 round the world huuting for niggers. They
could no more run party without niggers than
q steam engine without fuel
Mr.. Bigier made another appeal TO the Rerub
lcaus to name tie hour for taking vote to
come to some ether arrangement. To this Their
was no response, and at midnight business was a.
a dead lock, aad indicated prospect of ad
journmeut.
MIR Clark spoke. after which Mr. poolittles
motion 10 take up the Homestead bill was voted
and lost cas- 10, nays 30
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03

CINCINNATI AND Fr WAYNE RAuRoAn.-The
election for officers on tbs road took place last
week. and the following gentlemen were elected
for one year:
Messrs Griffin, Of jay; Some, MtCIare, Garrett.
Ward and Hunr, of R.niolpA; Poe. Dennis. and
Mec denhall Of Wayne. james R. Mendcuhall
r. elected President: 4. Store. Secretary
and Treasurer. ]. " Poe. r, al Esta,e A gent
for this section Of the route. y Stone, General
Agent. The afairs Of this read have been hus
banded with care, AMI with an improved state tf
financial afai-S the road vii b. rl4ie.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03

We are requested - say ths: sraveattoa q ta'''
iateres,,i u the mlaafActure e >orsaan h'it'sss
aud Sugar, will DO he.i in The llsu 81 Easas doi'e
Nc s. il. this city 81 Taosiay ths 10Th inst. Ag'n-
cal .ttsa3aa.A Is ra1lestei TAsse who hAva oasa
engaged Ia tae basiIsss ara rssps,.zuy elaesiai :,
lrirs samples
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03

E@-J usfce Grear, il the case in error, in
the Supreme Court Of the United States. OF
Henry Hill against Caleb B Smi h. Thomas
J Sample. Waiter March and others. from the
Circuit Court tie ni;ed States for this dis
ITIct, upon guaranty IL writing on tie part
Ct the defendants, that the stock Of he Gin
cinnati. Newcastle and Chicago Railroad
Company. would be par :: the expiration Of
ten years. or Tia. the Lai.road Company
would make ii good to Hill ar par. decided
this contract to he an original undertaking
aud valid in law. reversing the decision Of the
Circuig Court. and holding the defendants
liable. The Circuit Coar. held tlis contract
void Lg3j1aa .Tts-rcI
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03

ting liquors, and the bill failed 10 an effort to pass
it over his veto.
The bill providing a Treasury system was veto
ed, but passed the Governors obj ctions to the
contrary notwithstanding, By yeas -, pays -
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03

THE SINKISG FUND DISTRIBUrIoS.---T The
House. on Saturday, passed the bill Of the
Senate without amendment, providing for the
distribution Of the profits OF the States III
tere>t in the State Bank Of Indiana among
the several counties Of the State. in proper
ton to the number OF children in each This
question is now out OF the Legislature, and
The 'sexed question OF the disposition OF the
States School Fund settled, for the present,
at least. Indiana JyaraaI
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Wayne County Directory

This valuable worN Is oat aal will be deliver
ed today t. subscribers Is far as possible IL has
been prepared VITA great and labor AMI Will full
~ meet the expectation Of those who have paironiE
ei the enterprise.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03

DIED-0n Monday February 1. in Wills County
Iowa, Mrs SARAH GOODE. wife OF the Rev. w
II. Goodc, Of Nebraska Conference, formerly a resi-
dent Of thi. city
In this city. On sabbath evening last, CLIFF
FORD PYLE. infant of VIM. l. au1 Mary
Pyle. aged months and days
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03
Religious Notice

Rev Henry Ctf1rl, Univer>alist will pVea,a IN
FIreuan'> Hail No 3 Wellesley evening nsxt
at g15 lighting The plbIt, iasi:ei TO a;teai
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03
Special T=rraEhic csrr,sp7asne> fih- cta .zs-t-
UdSiing'1u, FEB -.

Wasting'sn, FEB. -.
The ely has ben mach excited with painful
event 10 -.
the D.-zrsct OF C5a-nbis, aai Daniel z Sicsl--.
NeH OK. met opposite lafayette spar near
the Presidents d3lse, between oae All tso
ciagk.
a,cale- lad ree=iTed an Anonymous letter yes
- Las. 5ate.snsug ain Of improper .a.inacg be-
~as.4 rs E.!- aud + lie chlr.-d b-r an i
this N srs.i.s AID obtained written sta.-raeat IF
To- facts s.Lue- og 9er
Not long after, r = appeared in the ~41a-e
su- ~sTea us aaslsa-rcll-f w-iea - tl- &c
cl,t5s = - a. o. meeting with Slcas-s vie.
cS-ss ous1rvia. L. weLt over Bld 34-t X -y a.
tie -ner o; TIE q44re- Approaching him BE-
sad: y "a are the ID r4s-ai wat has Dis
h7Gored ne. a2d / have 10 xii yJ1. IL then
ireT rjst0l cld saot her. tee latter a5s4-ceG
aGd ~lent1s retr=ate5 'e@ s.ess. a15 FIR. ; a..
X hel heg feii shouting murder. L..s le Vas
down. S.eSieS atteD9 pied 10 Ere his pistol laird
tire, blt = cap exg55 ed -+.t6ost oellg f5.gs-
e3 o 3 z.s-s4rgz. Re ia=n re-ca ped Tie ps,t,i
aui u. tss Ei4za.- near KRIS heart saJU.!r.
nim dead
S3caIes a5terxarls ~ak-6 to the Attorney
Generals Fes i-nce sd surrendered aias-lf after
stating the iacts AID r-yvoc4tioa lie vas fol-
loved o. an In I.ense crowd bat With 10 ssgus OF
resentment.
\ 4eaElag was had bef re magistrate. aud he
Is uo~ u jail. atteadei 5y .. napoer Of fr5ead4
wh5 iasfle. TIE act
The Criminal Cart meets Immediately, ard
Under ile present STAT Of feeling 10 coay e; ion
i probable vEsrrA.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03
Rose Hill Nursery.
Three mites north Of Richmond on TIE
Ncceport Turnpike, acor Chester.
e ". TEAS

,. u II y y
ESPE lTFUILY invites the attention these wish
70 plant trees. to his which foun.
very complete. being grown with especial the
pf ths Oar IS every ysluH.
be PaEt either Fruit Ornamental saeceei
thia local - ani zisspast yet attained
TINS point |s have greater % htrIy
Farts ttaa offered other
apple lice trees. Is to 90
Pears DEzrf aad Standard. - 50 cents
Cherries. barIy. nice trees. % . - ze4ts
Peaenes cool assortnent = cents -selliags 81 cts
P.g ~. test kI1ds, q 10
Apricot SsctArinrs Ounces, Is cents
Or best sorts. Igss-yerrIes.
bearing Rtsp3erries. 8 per dor
~ Rocket e, Dorchester aud SeVman's Thornless
Biacstefrtss, 9 per lsz.
Strawberries Best Sn4H, Linneas Pie per dor
ORNA VI EST Al
BaIsaus Fir.4 to =; Norway Spruce. , n White
spruce. IL White Pas. 70 f. tieaI5ek Spruce
Ia Ar5orElsse q
Catalogue. gratis. Aftres.. 4 Y. las Rlehnoai
Ind ana
w=z-lia Rosa E. aae. harfy 3xering shrub out
Goa6 plants tor = cents A. Rpss fI3I8
Honey sake 4 7 Tsts sets =. e-ats.
4 Tsas rzee vel. Ia. seek, direct from Francs.
large packaz e Of Plants iaciaIay SOCK Of Glen
ais Virgins Bs~srr t.dy g ay ctfn54r Of
r4lsite nd several 1ior.~,f3or spl-aI
4ly the drss - sea Also Arissato.-
hsA BztchE4as Poe rOblst yro<fax via.
9Th aud ar.et pipe seapsd 50 c,s
Those 10 sIsA .Juethns and h-s8sifai sa5a4
stock Of The shuFs tn4 sappg HATED
aaf tas cslf - be hal s5seEhere a thls coautry
NJ srch ;. Isjg. l2,f
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03

This Association of Teachers viii m,ct ia White
Water College in Csatsrsille, on SAta7iay, March
I-th. ~ 10 q, clock \ NJ
ORDER OF BUSINESS \. NJ
L Reading the Minutes Of the Preest Ing citing and
calling the roll ana taxing tho names OF the mem
beers present.
. Higher Nafcmatics. c. Davis, 10 to lo-31.
5. Eng. Grammar II {. Este :, 10 30 to Il.
I Geography. by Hiram Hadlsy, Il 10 II so.
s. Crtctsm
L NJ
/. Nat Science. nv Jos. More. to ! -.
> Prlct. Arithnc by Gee. II. Grant. Sd to 3.
s. Etymolosy, by Wm b. Morgan TO $50.
& Elocutinn, by f. +. Bush. $50 to L.
g. Criticism.
Teachers Of Wayne County, how many of You hav.
ever heard elegant reading? Have You ever hoard
Prof. Bush This gentleman intends TO BE- present
u nd read before the 4 ssociauon.
The cttz Of Centerville respectfully invited
To attend
The county Examiners will meet in White Water
College ia Ccntervtlte saturday, March 18th, at
II o'clock y VI. 80 more ccrt,e.tss for short terms.
wall be issued
T. A. ESTES, Supt.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03

Gag- 1t is reported that Hon. John Sher-
m is about to introduce resolutions into the
House Of Representatives inpeaching the Pres
ijeut.
Bg- Smith O'Brien has arrived in New
York.
Gs- 1t is reported that gold has been
found Columbus, Bartholomew county, ID
this State.
sey- We are indebted to Crosby, Nichols
& Co, Boston, publishers of the American Alma
nae for q copy for the current year. 1t is the
best annual publication for statistics found in
the country. Il should be IN every library in the
land.
- Hon 0 II. Smith intends wishing Old
Point Comfort, Virginia. ( the beueft of lis
health He has been coLfned TO his room for sew
,ral uontL5.
~ The cost Of each letter sent II San Fran
cisco bg the overland route, is estimated to be
r. Lieutenant Maury Is to be decorated With
the Gross of the Legion Of Honor by tie French
Government 10 recognition Of his services to nav
igGtors
~ Gas-ligh,ed cars TOW run from New York
to Boston. Cost 0. gas to light up a coach as
brilliantly parior about cent a hour.
~ The aggregate numerical strength Of
the Society OF Friends in GIeat Britain, is estim-
atcd al l. Geo.
sss- In the executive departments and
bureaus Of Government at Washington, there are
now employed - go persons.
sg- The Ma>ons in Cam bridge City de-
sign erecting a spacious Hal the co ning season
over $4,000 have already been subscribed for
that purpose
sas- The population of California, accord
ing To the best estimates. amounts 20 coo 00J -
When the rcxt apPorti 'nment cones 70 be made,
the State III have SIX members Of Congress.
81 Thirteen persons w4rc baptized by
imnefs an ia the Delaware at Treuton on 5ua-
day wees, ny Rev or. Walker, hole b cling Gu,
through the zee.
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The C;lS>el House.

4 committee of our most respectable la
dies, on Tuesday last wait upon the pro-
prietor of the Cassel House, and presented
him request, signed BY a large number Of
our citizens, that he would abandon the traf-
fc in intoxicating liquors. He received them
with courtesy which had to struggle thro'
evident passion before ii manifested itself
lie attempted to defend his business a law
full one, and the responsibility of his
house; but offered to sell out his stock in trade
to the ladies, and quit the trade. The ladies
having no disposition to engage in the traffic.
declined the negotiation.
We have not room for further notice at
present. but we should Ike TO discuss this
term rc&pccfabiIay, as connected wish Ii
quor-shop.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03

EFIt Is rumored ina, Chief Justice
fancy and Judge Mclean intend reSi-Ding
their seats on the bench Of the Supreme Court.
Both are yer, aged, and IN indrm health. the
Chief Justice being over eighty years OF age,
and Judge Mclean seventy SIX.
Tha: mad wa-. John p Hale. was in
the Chair when The quarrel between Dou--
las snd Fitch took. place, He called them to
order, kindly suggesting, in his facetious
way. that the harmony Of the Democratic
party would no; b promoted BY such displays
Of fra,erual affection.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1859-03-03

WILD SPoRrs IN The Fan WE-T By Freder-
tx Gerstacker - translated from tie German.
with eigh, Crayon Drawings. printed II Of color~
from designs by Weir. Boston; Crosby, Nichols
Il Go.
This work co1.aics graphic descriptions q
scenes IN the far FEess witnessed bg g IateI.i
gent AID observing German Traveller. wao visited
the U.l.ad states .os the aarp2se Of seeing 'as
e!epAant. beyond the borders Ct civ;aza.soa- lie
was b2.d aiventarer, aud tells what n s.F, ia
at least seeming sp.ri, Of trathfauezs. II is
for sale al the post ofi.e Book Store Of Mr.
Elder.
Aas q Cu,vALrr.-Bg Thomas Ban ch, and
by Tie Same publishers a. the Wil sports
THIS Is a comprehensive history Of the days O.
Chiva'r~. is romantic pecaaFlies, faults and vir-
tues. is exci,eneuts and adventures told in free
AID easT sls.- It IS a very srala5.e boob aud
Is for sale At lie post Office Book Store.
rtr The distinguished English Teforner, Rich
ard Cobian, is nov o. visit to this country.
- The armv bill now before the Senate, ap,
prtlr-i4.ez SO 900 900
~ Resolutions have been Introduced .l:o tie
Legislature OF California requesting [ ; Sena-
tor u TO resign, fer the reason that il his bill
proyi ing for letting the ocean mai interest, he u.
ola ed the Instructions OF the l. .. -.l.1re.
re- Cook and Setter, who were convicted far
killing girl in Cincinnati. have been serterced 10
imprisonment for liIe.
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Township Election.
The iSaih.

rB-ToHN LYLE csndiistr for r~-eiection 70
the nee ef Justice Of tn Pcase OF "syae fosasaiP
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are ls follows:
Hiram Hadlev, VI WAY.
II + Fawcett, Letitia Hastings.
L NJ Butler, Lucinda JenLins,
\ f Helcomb, Eliza FuiShum,
E l. Thornton. Martha Hunt.
l. \ Estes, Fannah johnson,
L NJ Mendenhall, II C Estes.
Jrue Weeks, EmeIne Cox,
Eliza Thorne, Il Owen.
T A Bailey, Anne Brown,
Joseph Moore, Letitia Smith.
Adjourned to meet at o'clock.
AFTERNOON.
Ne, according to adjournment.
g II. q ant took the subject Of coutractiols
in division giving a short method Of dividing by
mixed numbers which are measures of a hundred
He showed Old rule for proving division 10y ad-
ding the various products.
I he teacher of Etymoiogy 5eing absent. {.
Davis occupied portion Of lie tine ii showing
some Of tie peculiar properties cf tie h1ipse,
and giving some history of Keepers d:zcour>es in
relation to the elliPtical orbits Of the p'arets.
L. y. Estes followed By some remarks upon
the perseverance eviuctd by kep'er in bis inres-
LEGATIONS.
The Superintendent then gave for analysis tie
words n,rktrdrd tuntGL>s. tteiiigAt, pe~uajary
tgreeiopS. resent nosty-f carriage.
Prot. Bash read to the "a. re and deeply inter
ested audience, Niles Stundisd,s Courtyip" by
L,ng!eliow.
Prof BnsL's readings continue TO add greatly
10 the interest Of our associations. Eaev havs
all the force Of the most Laapy desert l,tions pla
cling virtually before bis audience tn feelings Of
his author and the scene. be describes
Adjourned to meet at Ceatprvjlie in i9ar weeks
H. c kSrEs, See.
L. y. Estes, Sapt
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ls The citizens Of Cincinnati had gay
time Oh Tue,day night, in the inau suralion
Of their new Opera House. which they insist
i the prettiest and best in the world. The
inaugural ceremony az a ball, at hich tw 0
til 5usand people were present. and the pa
Pers are full ofrhaPsolies over the diamonds.
dresses and all tast Of the display The
house cost. al nc. half million Of dollars
and Is very elaborate3y decorated AID album
dainty provided with fixing UP rooms" for
the ladies' who may g-t their dresses ruffied
in their carriages, and wan. to put them to
rights before going into The blaze Of eyes and
opera glasses. TIE ball vas compliment
to Mr.. Pike. The proprietor and owner Of the
bal.dir = and - general was Tie feeling that
prompted and PA.roniz=1 i, TIA. several
prominent clergy en--o1e IN par .calar who
distinguished himself as dancer, took part
il lie afair--hd Journa}
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Brushes.

liz 9th Hat P.esA. Tooth. AMI shaving Bru,he,
Ses%' store All -era81inx Bsash=s Ia good sa.a
tsg asd assJT-aa-ots far sale -
PtEHSER ETI.T.Yss D-uy s.,,.
The prairie news. [volume] (Okolona, Miss.) 1851-1875, 1859-01-06
VOL. vIl.---No ~.

Disn,ty.-The editor Of tho Clsays.
land Plaindealey, is not fond Of dighifs2
people, as the term is generally 40.
cepted.' The biggest pudding-head b
ever knew wore gold bowed spectaclss
and was dignifed; never lang-bred. and
and said "jokes was low" This dlgni.
ty," "quoth said editor, "is queer thing"
1t swells in one horse lawyers, like IN.
cooked dried apples, and breaks out On
them in the shape Of frizzled Up hair.
peacockish struts and mixed finger nails.
Judges sometime have it. They deliver
the fattest Of truisms in the gravsst 81
tones, and sit as though they were spik.
cd to their benches. Editors are some
times dignifed-we know Of some that
are excessively so: They print sx-
clusively for our church-they walk
soberly and cautiously in the same old
beaten path, and use the sams oldthrsad-
bare expressions, from day to day, from
year to year. With these dignifed and
starched-stiff journalists vile murder is
"an unfortunate occurrence" the details
being +" too revolving for their columas."
If man lies they say he is "laboriag
under wrong impression" They never
know or state anything positiyely--they
"opine." The glorious sunshine Of fun
entereth not into their souls. They sesM
to regard newspaper as they would
coflin-a very grave matter--aad -
move slowly and lugubriously forward
treading gently on the decayed eggs si
humbug, folly and rascality. ignoring
the bright and musical side Of life. bat
always printing dignifed papers"
This description is 'excellent-co coulds't
be better. We have seen some spsci-
mems of " digniied papers,Sp and wouldn't
be surprised if many Of our citizens
could point to one or two. s
If any of our readers are ever attacked
by Dignity let them seize the humbug by
the throat and strangle him to death at
once. s.