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The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1859-10-19
DasU.n.s T1s.n sURED WITHOUT

II fail. by DIR. r. MeG0wN'Ss sARSAPA-
R1LLA aud IODIDE OF POTASH, the great
Blood Purifier and Health Restorer, prepared from
Fresh Root, the only kind worthy the confidence
inert The components Of this medicine high
" extolled by some Of the most distinguished ply
sicians i'm thu world, as Sir VIM. fordyce, Brodie,
Bell, &C., for the cure Of Rheumatism, Scrofua.
White Swelling, Syphilis, Neuralgia, Diseases of
the Kidneys, Liver, Spine and Skin Dropsy. Female
Complaints, Old Sores, Pimples on the Face, &c.
II makes the skin clear and smooth--an object Of
interest with the ladies. Ii removes mercury, or
any impurities of the blood or system, and should
be used in the Spring To purify the blood and pre-
vent sickness. Price, 81 sbottle. SIS r.-t
MeGown's Essence Tar. certain cure for Bowel
Complaints, ss Diarrhea, Dysentery, Flux, &C.
South American Tar, Spring Linimeht, and Yer
mifuge, unparalleled for its success.
The three above medicines prepared by. II. 3.
HUGuEs, Memphis, Tennesse. sold In Evansville by
KELLER & wHIrE. LEIscu & KARLsrEDr, DIR. JoHS
MAGENIss. an .f- oct29- I2nd
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DRD cED.aR caBsTs.-THssR

ID II ID CED.xR CHESTS.-THESR
II Chests made in the most faithful manner
at the Nashville Pententiary, of red Cedar and Of
five different sizes The odor Of tho wood Is de.
structive to moths and all insects, and renders the
Chests invaluable for packing away blankets and
other wooden goods through the summer. For sale
at the Wooden Ware Store. =. u -
J. II. RUSSELL, 500 Main street,
my20 Between Third and Fourth, Louisville.
NEW FALL AND WINTER GOODS.
II GDIES, Y'OU 1RE lTIfTED TO
IL call on ROSER BROS. K CO. they are now
able to show you of the ao.abie stocks of
FANCY DRY GOODS
ever brought to this market. Your especial atten-
ton Is called o their large assortment of
BLACK AND FANCY SILKS,
containing Robes, Bayadere Stripes, and all mod
ern styles of the day. e.. .- I.
In WOODEN GOODS their stock viii compare
favorably with any other house i'm the West.
SILK VEL YET AND CLOTH CLOAKS
of superior quality and style. ~
Their stock of Ladies' COLLARS a. SLEEVES
Is immense; nor must you forget to look at their
immense variety of Ladies', Misses, and Children
Hose and Gloves, &c., &c - -----. B., IL 81.
House Wies will also finl il tn their interest 70
examine their stock Of IMPORTED CARPETS,
FLOOR OIL CLOTHS, DOOR MATS. RUGS,
In large quantity. 81 -r---. EB
1t would be hardly worth while to snumerate
their stock of Staple Goods. 1t is generally con-
cedcd that their stock Of Cacors, Flannels, Bian.
kets, Shawls, Cassimeres, Sattinets, Jeans, Lin.
seys, &c, &C., WILL in variety, in quality, and in
price, bear Investigation with any other house in
the city. Remember No. 80 Main street.
sep5 ~ gser RcSER BROS. CO.
ltM.kxLBs B.sB CO on, E.uls0RERA
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ENCOURAGE HOME LABOR.
H H. DE a. n ~ N %, C.HRRx.A GE
10 .-I MANUFACTURER,
Main street. near the Canal,


E H. DE q n X mo, C.HRRx.AGE
-A/s l- MANUFACTURER,
Main street, near the Canal,
$50 EVANSVILLE, ISD. i..-tt .sfa
Has ON hand n large stock Of Bugges and Wagons
OF every variety Of his own manufacture
which he ill warrant to be superior to any work
to be purchased at the East FOR the same prices.
During the late hard times, and the Indictment win
ter with its impassably muddy roads, the demand
for Carriages has been light, and his stock has
cumulatcd In his wsrer0Oms; to dispose OF it, and
to relieve himself from slight pecuniary pressure,
he will sell at remarkably low prices. Any person
who wants II beautiful Buggy at bargain, will find
better chance TOR trade than he has ever had be-
FIRE, at DEGARM0'S.
n I.NsEED OIL, BI' G.gLL0.V' on
IL barrel at the lowest market price, at
sept2l W. II. 2. SToDDARD'S.
He.I.V'TED. TWO coon .s.ND
~ experienced Brick-Layeis can obtain steady
employment until Christmas, by applying at this
office se2l-lw
FIiPS! CdPSl CAPS JUST RECEIVED,
u from the most fashionable aud hest manufsc-
turer, the largest and best stock of Gaps, for men,
boys, and infants, ever opened in q is city. Drop
in and see Tor yourself. ut - Main street.
septl7 .f - vAuTIER = MARCONNIER.
& J.NDRfEs.-
~ * box.s Prime Cheese.
~ :" Summer Mould Candles. ..
80 90 Cincinnati Palm Soap. '--
- "a Chemical Erasive g 3 h o. h
CO. "a" Buffers Writing Fluid.
- gross Bonnet Boards .
In store and for sale 10y
sept u WHEELER & RIGGS.
" E.N-SEED 0FL.-IO hills. LIN.
IL seed oil, for sale by
sept 81 ~ WHEELER 4 RIGGS.
HE H1V.E WOW. ~ srORR
w AND FOR SALE
% boxes extra W. II. Cheese,
20 do extra Hamburg Cheese,
90 do II. ID. Cheese,
10 Pine Apple Cheese,
N hrkins extra W. II. Butter.
sepl2 Y. III COOK 4 SON.
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% MAGNIFICENT ScHEME!
.1 TO DE DRAWN
Each Wednesday in Oct.

Class 52s draws Wednesday, October 6, 1855
Class $40 draws "Wednesday, October IL, lss
CLASS . So draws Wednesday, October 10, ls5.
CLASS JGi draws "Wednesday, october &c, ls5e
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In ordering Tickets or Certificates, enclose the
amount of meney to address, FOR what You wish
to purchase, name the Lottery in which you -wisl,
IL invested, and VII, Me" YOU wish WhOles, Halves
Quarters, receipt IS Sl,icn. sSod what Is
ord red, by first mail, tOISrtap niintb scheme.
Immediately after the draw ne, the drawn mum.
bers will be sent with written ex PLANTATION.
HD- PurvhaSers viii please write their signatures
plain. and give the name OF their Post Office, County
and State.
All communications strictly confidential.
All prizes Of Sf,00O aud under, raid Immediately
after the drawing other prizes at the usual time of
40 DAYS.
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ltA.ARLEs lB.aB CO on, EsulsUBERk
u and Dealer In Coach and Saddlery Hardware,
Main street near Water \ q -. ~ ~ =
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RETAIL MARKET.

CORRECTED DAILY By z. II. COOK SON.
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Certificates 0f Packages in tho above Scheme. 10
nc drawn each Wednesday,, will be sold at tho fol-
lowing rates. which is the risk
Certificate IL Package of rs whole tickets a.Slil 60
:. #r .-.-s' % half 50 ...... 10 50
50 q &c quarter 50 $500. Is as
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1859-10-19

EgsOH TINE E.sDIES.-JUST RECEIVED
- an assortment of Handkerchief Perfumes Of
the latest styles, such kiss Me Sweetly }" 'Kiss
Me Quickly" kiss Me if You Dare" Also, an
assortment Of Lubin's Extracts, warranted pure
and genuine, at KELLER 4 WHITES
aug2 i-d&w Drug Store.
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Nearly One Prize 70 every Two Tick
rs Numbers-I4 Drawn Ballots

"a, 4l2 Prizes amounting SIS
Whole Tickets Si0; Halves 3; Quarters ss1zz
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-02-24
ESTABLISHED IN 1926
A SERMON THAT DID NOT SUIT.

A SERMoN THAT DID NOT SUIT.
Mrs. H. wSs 8 very religious wo-
man, and perhaps came as near Worship
ping Mr.. n, her favorite minislst
as some Of our people do Kossuth, the
Huugarisn; but be that as il NAV, she
vas coull1ually hammering Aaron, ..
shrewd lad Of some sixteen years Of age.
who to poster the old lady and hear her
scold, would occssiOhslly speak rather
Lightly Of Mr.. n, her minister. i
Happening at the house Of Mr.. ---------
pns day. the old lady began as usual to
chsstiss him, and Aaron thinking she
put it on rather hard after hearing her
through said
Il am as good asMr. ~; asd can
preach as well
Preach! sSid the old lady. you don't
know a single word 10 the Bible
Well. sivs me the taxi said Aaron
and see il | cant preach
You don't know anything about the
Bible, Iaid Mrs Il. If you do
you may take any text you please
'Ws!l,' said Aaron. a tiTtuous wota>
an is without price amt that in your
BlbIe.'
Yes said Mrs. H, and it shows
that women are better than men, for the
Bible don't say that 9 vi;tuous man is
without price t,f,....gs!
WELL We win see about thss,' said
Aaron. and after dividing bis subject In
to two or three heads commenced IS tol-
lows: .'4'-.s
The scarcity Of an article in an eases;
governs the price. but when an article
cannot be fould. i cannot be had q any
price. Nov if lhsTe were any virtuous
women, there would be prics;a high one
too By reason Of ihbir scarcity, but as
there AEs none
At this Stage Of the discourse the old Ia
dy seized The broom
Aaron, said she, you gre sD impudent
brat, and ifyou don't clear out. / viii PSlt
you With the broom handle -
Aaron made tracks into the road, finish
ing his sentence, they are without price,
as be went through the door. which thS
old lady closed a ter him with considerable
force.
Aaron now startsd for lone; saying to
himself as be wen. along. i guess the old
woman viii not chasiise me again very
soon.' aud as it proved be was not thia-
taken in his predietiohs.-- Cohtaccok
Transcript.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-02-24
(From Gleasons WocSly)
MARK EASTON'S VALENTINE
pY noRArIo ALoER, JR.

II was the thirteenth day of February.
To one who took liesurly walk down
Washington street, glance at the placards
on the shop windows would be sufficient
evidence that in Boston, at least. there is
no more popular saint in the calendar than
good St. Valentine. Nor is bis POPULAR
ty confined to any one class. No one so
poor that he may not find spread on the
shop counters valentines within his means.
From one cent up to ten dollars, from the
coarsest daub to the most fanci(ul deIi ice,
there they lie. He must indeed be fasiid-
ous who cannot be suited.
On the evening OF this thirteenth Of Feb
ruary two young men sauntered down
Washington street, gluncing at the win
dows as they passed. They were prepos.
sessing in appearance, and looked about the
same ago-twenty FIVE. Letme introduce
them as Frank Andrews and Mark Eastou.
intimate friends and in fourishing tusi-
ness. If they required sny other tie to
bind them together, it was found in the
circumstance that they were betrothed to
two sisters, Ellen and Kate Vancouver
MAX" said Frank Andrews, as they
passed a shop brilliantly lighted, and as
they could see througed with customers,
ELLEN and Kate will be expecting valen-
tines. Let us go in and select some"
II will accompany you in" rerlied
Mark, "but / am not sure whether | shall
purchase"
"Not purchase!" exclaimed Frank, sur
prised.
Without explanation Mark followed his
companion in the store.
"Let us look at some OF your high priced
valentines" said Frank to the shopman.
The latter brought out with alacrity some
Of their choicest varieties.
"That." said he, indicating particular
one, sis FIVE dollars. 1t is pretty affair.
"Haye you none better?' interrupted
/ Frank.
Certainly. Our stock of choice valen
tines is unsurpassed in the city. Here fol
example, is box of our best"
"They ar indeed handsome. I think
must have one. WHAT'S the price?
Ten dollars. However. if the othe
gentleman will take one also, you shal
have them for nine each
Come, Mark said Frank, there's
good offer. You will need one as well a
myself. Suppose we each select one
Il don't think shall purchase SAT-
Mark in low voice.
! why not?' exclaimed Frank, opening
his eyes with astonishment.
1 can spend the money more satisfacto
rily in another
Come. you are getting parsimonious
Marx. didn't suspect that of you.-
Kate will be disappointed Shan't you
send her any?
Perhaps so, but II do, il will be writ
ten one, and no: selected from any store.
We'll, | suppose you know your owl
business best--but you're the last person
Mark, that l should have suspected of mig
garduess in such matter.
Perhaps, said Mark, smiling, Il | shal
spend quite as much as you in honor o
st Valentine. though in different way.
! You had better take the two, said th
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-02-24

A CHARTER OF 'FIRsT THINGs.'-Tbs
Grst regular newspaper printed in the
world was 'Ye English Mercurie.' pub
lshed 10 London. in the reign Of Good
Queen Bess, and in A. D 1888.
The first newspaper published in A.
merica was the Boston News Latter
prih ed at Boston, from 17O4 to 1776.
The first book printed in the Uuited
States, was the Bay Psalm BOok'-pub-
lisbed by Stephen Dave, at Cambridge, in
1910. 1t enjoyed such a popularity as to
pass through seventy editions, and was re-
printed in England, where It had very
respectable aale.
Gas was first introduced as street illu-
minater. in 1910, in Birmingham, Eng
land.
Srectacles were first made BY Spina-a
Florentine monk, in the year 1900. May
his eyes never have had occasion to use
them
Potatoes were first introduced into
England from South America, in 1885,
and were cultivated in the gardens of the
nobility as rare plants. In the reign OF
King James, they were considered such a
luxury as to sell at one shilling pound.
The first sun dial was made in Greece
by Pliny.
March was formerly the first month,
and derived its name from Mars, the god
OF war. 1t was superseded by January
SO called in honor Of an ancient Latin Di-
Tiuity named Janus.
The Germans have the honor Of inven-
ting the watch-the first being made in
Nuremburg. in the year l477.
Guupowder was first made BY Roger
Bacon.
1tis supposed tho first telescope was
made in Middleburg, in the Netherlands
but the name Of the inventor is unknown
| Lille Pi grim.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-02-24

A LITTLE ELECTION INeIDBET-PassiDg
.loag Royal about 8 P. M, Monday We
overheard two sons Of Erin:
AN hev ye voted to day Patrick?
AN 10 il fore the biggest fool ye iveE
seen We takes me to be, Mikel O'RaTety?
It's ycrself am after belayiug had no
better sense than to vote airly ip the day
when votes were only goin' for five dollarS
apeiceP F..
ats thrue Pathrick. rs | hope the holy.
fsther'll forgive me. Me consciencs's
beap Rnawin' at me the whole blissid day
for lhinkin' no more O. ms liberty Of vcsen
in this blessed free country, nor to sell
il for five dollars" Hg A
"Ochl out upon yes. ye foolish crsthtfl.
il ye'd a waited TIL fifteen minutes afore
election closed, yer could q got 6fty-or
hundred Just as aisy. It's meself ,Mikel
o'R,rety Enows what me glorious priEel13
ege is worth betlher nor that. Git out o.
me slightly divil Nv tupid fellow nivet
to oknow any betther the price o. libertJ!- =,
FMobile Advertiser.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-02-24
T nth AbOat the Kansas Gold Mincs---
Lees Exciting AccOnnts.


Les- Exciting Acconats.
The Missouri Democrat, Of yssIerday.
publishes several letters from the gold
mines, giving accounts which should cool
eff to some extent those who have the
gold fever. Wspu5lish one. writtsn by
st. Louisian:
AuRARrA CrrY. X. T.. Jan, 10, 1861
Some persons have already eomneoeed
working in tlss-mines; bat so fsrit pays
poorly. Diggers who have been most
successful have not averaged three dollars
per day. and soHe have not made fifty
cents. working hard at that. The gold is
very fine. 1t takes from 90 to 25 particles
to make the value OF cent. The largest
speck have heard of, will not weigh
more than 95 cents in valus. All the
large Jumps that you have received in
st. Louis, as Pixies Peak gold never
obtained in this region they belong to Cal
ifornia. All che accounts OF gold findings
Of an extrAVagant character are the fAbri
cations Of speou ators. l wish to put you
and others on their gouari against these
stories; especially Gen. Larimer's account.
/ will venture to say that he does not know
any thing about the matter. ! have mol
found good prospect yet; and | am on
the ground. / venture the prediction that
few persons will make fortunes hunting
gold in this country But as seeing is be-
lieying' | all who wish to have sight
at TIE elephant come on. lam beginning
to get view OF him.
There are more than two hundred cabins
built here, and two hundred more are tc
J be erected before the last Of March. A
good hotol will be ready for 't.e boarders
By the end Of May. Ii is to be two stories
5 high, seveuty-Gse feet in width, and one
5 hundred and twenty feet 10 length. Spec
4 uIators are already busily engaged in lay
: ing off cities around the digginRs,and they
are the fellows who are sending to tht
3 States such glowing accounts Of gol1 dis
eoyerles.
II enough Of gold is not fotnd before
the latter part Of May. many now here
, will go to California, New Mexico. and
, Arizona, while not fsw will pitch thei
: tents in this new region for life.
As am writing, Ihear that there Is sr
affrav going on about two squares from
D my cabin. Three or four men have go
!. into quarrel and the report ofpistols
q distinctly heard. II any body has been hurt
l will write you the part iCulsrs.
b The principal amusement hhsre durin
o the winter, bas besn card plying an
r drinking most execrable whisky. Th
IS latter is worth Sl0 per Qallon--in st. Lou
9 is it would cost go cents! / must not ON
10 tell you that have not seen whit
woman since leR the Stats.
H.L. BOLTON.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-02-24
Admission of Oregon.

On Saturday last. the Senate bill admit
ting Oregon into the Union. passed the
House by vote Of 1i4tor,to 103 against.
Oregon is now a Sovereign State in the
Confsderacy. KAnsAs will certainly feel
sighted By this act; for Oregon labOred
under al the disabilities she did when she
was rejected. except Kansas was Republi-
Gun. and Oregon is Pro-slaVsry and Dem
ocratic. The very members Of Congress
who voted against admitting Kansas, bs-
cause she Lad not. as shey said, $4,000
inhabitants voted for Oregon with less!
number Of inhabitants. oh! consistency
thou art Jewell but nota Democratic
jewel. Why cannot Kansas be admitted?
II she were Democratic, she would be adj
mittsd before the close Of this session.
Her disability is that she loFss and adbetes
70 the doctrines Of Jefferson. and other Re-
publican fathers. But notwithstanding
Kansas is kept out Of the Union, we con-
ctatulate Oregon on ber admission into our
glorious Confederacy, and We will be one!
among the millions who welcome her as 9
sister State.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-02-24
OLD GRIMES.


FROM THE PROVIDENCE GAZETTE.
OLD GRIMES.
TUSE--"John GiIPiH pas citiIen.n
Old Grimes is dead-Tbat good old man
We never shall see more;
He used TO wearalorg tlue coat
All buttoned down before.
Ills heart was open as the day;
Hisfeelpgs all were true;
His hair was some inclined TO gray
He wore itin aqueue.:
When e'er was heard the voice Of pain
His breast with pity burned
Tho large round head, upon his cane,
From Ivory was turned.
Thus, ever prompt at PHYS call,
lie knew 10 base design
His eyes were dark, and rather small;
His nose wasaquiline.
Ho lived at peace with all m mankind,
In friendship he was true
His coat had pockei-holes behind;
His pantaloons were blue.
Unharmed--thc sin which earth poliutes,
He passed securely o'e1
And never wore pair Of boots
For thirt! years or moro.
But poor Old Grimes Is now at rest,
Nor fears misfortune'S frOwn;
He had a double-breasted vest
The stripes run up and down.
He modest virtue sought to find,
And pay II its desert,
He had no malice in HIS mind--
No rules on his shirt.
His neighbors he did not abuse,
Was sociable and gay;
He wore large buckles In his shoes,
And changed them oyery day.
His knowledge, hid from public gaze,
He did not bringin view;
Nor make a noise town meeting days,
AS many people do.
His worldly goods he never throw
In trust TO fortunes chances;
But lived (as all his brothers do)
In easy circumstances.
Tins undisturbed by anxious cares,
His peaceful moments ran;
And everybody said he was
A fine old gentleman.
Good people all givO cheerful thought
To Grimes memory;
AS doth his cousin, EsEK SHORT,
Who made this poetry.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-02-24

A lady, complaining how rapidly lime,
stole away. said Alas! am near iofiy.
Scarron who Mss present, and new her,
are. DO not fret about it, madam for you
will get larthe nd farther from that fright
ful epoch every day. 49, 81
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-02-24

Eg What is a dandy? A thing in pam
falcons with body and two arms, q head
without brains. and a cigar stuck in hols
before, tight boots. scented white hand
kerchief, standing collar, two. brooches
and showy ring on his little finger.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-02-24


SCENE IN A PoLIcF CouRT.--Tbe priso-
ner in this case. whose name is Dicky
Swivel, alias, Stove Pipe Pete, was plA-
ced at the bar. and questioned by the Judge
to the following effect.
Judge Bring the prisoner into court. "
Pete-"Here am Lound TO blsze, as
the spirits O. turpentine said when it was
on fire."
We'll take the little of the fire out Of
you. How do you live?'
L amt particular. as the oyster said,
when they asked him if he'd rather be
roasted or fried
I'VE don't want TO hear what the oyster
said or the spirits Of turpcutine either
What do you follow
Anything that comes in my way, as
the locomotive said when il run over lit.
tie niger
I'VE don't care anything about the loco,
motive. What is your business
That's various. as The cat said when
she stole the chicken off The table
If hear any more absurd comparisons
L VIII SINC ou thcI'o ulOu'u9'
Pm doue as the beefsteak said to the
cook
Now, sir your punishment shall depend
on the shorlness and correctness of your
answers. 1 suppose you live by going a
round the docks
No, sir, 1 don't go around the docks
without boat, and amt got none
Answer me, sir; how do you get you
daily bread
Sometimes at the bakers, and sometimes
/ eat 'taters.'
No mole Of your stupid nonsense
How do you support yOursell?
Sometimes on my legs, and sometime
on cheer
How do you keop yourself alive?'
BY breathing sir
Il order you to answer this question cor
rectly. y.-How do you do
Pretty well, thank you, Judge
How are you
Il shah have TO commit you
We'll. you've committed yourself that
some consolation
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-02-24

Nor TINE ENouGh.--We complain that
we have no time. An Indian chief Of the
Six Nations once said wiser thing than
any philosopher. A white man remarked
in hearing that he had not time enough =
Well Replied Red jacket, L suppose
you have all there Isl He is The wisest
and best man Who eau croSd the most
good actions into no'0. Emerson.
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-02-24

EE"It's quite too bad ofyou, Darby.
to say that your wife is worse than t 9
devil"
AN, plaze yer Reverence, | can prove
it by lhs Houly Scriptur'-I can, be the
powers. Didu't your Reverence, yesther-
day, in your sarmon, tell us that i We re-
sist the divil he'll flee from us? Now Il |
resist my wife she llies at me-"
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-02-24

E:F There is young lady up town.
who saws that if cart wheel has niRs fell
lows it is pity woman can! have ene.-
Sensible girl that--so We thiDE. tssl
American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1859-02-24
PathetIc EIegY.

cut the following pathetic elegy from newspaper
81 yearsago. 1t has been published since, but will
bearrepetton, and be found especially edifying to
the rising generation in these daysof fast living and
extraVagant fashions. It is sometimes given in full
chorus at the agricultural meetings OF the Farmers
Club, of Clifton.
lido not know that the authors birth day was ever
celebrated, but tho name OF "EsEK suoRT" win go
down to latest postcry of the great poets
ofNew England JOHN QUILL.
February I, 1880.