Weekly Council Bluffs bugle. (Council Bluffs, Iowa) 1857-1860, 1859-02-02
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Afssr W wsrs married, well, sAx about
! gaar, wss@ mogmi2 thar was . aNMloie
eonmoahm III nuT hcas-~ols Wtrn
runssin' In ans oass and inaily TIE daazoE hs
cum. was In . great furry, myss1 wait
ins 10 beer, hardly need What but artsr
] svgaale ~ % granny aa = 'sssasas e aad
hin very hissy about thar, poked hsr he'd
inss tha room wheE ! WIS . waikiki aeoaf
sAs aAes
saA6r. sp0runa, bits gall
sWhat s'a says
"A ri ! ses she, and with that she pops
her he'd back agin.
wei TASKS /, Ism tbs dady NV o gal, and
hasfr. Is feel nv kaepin' nEEeiy--I'd EukheE
Il ssas i bog tho. thinks /, Fur then bed
eaeI nearer II ME, as hoe he'd bare my
naIne, ard thar wud be less chance for the
q paruEng Ia sun out. but considering every
kas1nw gai viii 40 NIFTY well. Jis Thea the
odd mas pnkss bog bed agtn, an assa
sss sRe,r AnushsE wans Mr sPoEan'
6na boy
aAnakheg,s y sea |, ssthat's rather crowd
sns ah1ngR Oh 10 falieT,n
sac LaFsd an pnked her bed back.--
We'll, thsnks (, thin Ii 20 Joke sure as this
| lick III bare family enaH 10 lase me few
gearss huk the LoEd'a viii, not nirs Do
dan.
Jls thsn, the old she devil, always viii
4 hats her, peAas her he'd In an, aAsi
q AnusheE al, ~. spogumsn
aAnnkhsT what pn sea I.
aAnuthsr gal, p ses sha.
aWsll. " sas i Ego rifle straight And tsaE
| Sail, won't stand II don't want 'ess, "a
L amt going % have EN-; dug she think I'n
TaFka OF moEmon2 or Brigum Yung
that ghe'd 20 for to hzys thxlba 2---shxss ak
/ a pop alls she think I'm with q hundred
/ thousand dollars that I'm Jon Jacob Az
ter, or Mr.. Ramrhils that I kin afford 10
Ehave trihba, an cloths, an, feed, an acool
three chIilun at q time? | ain't Q goin'
10 stand ii No how, don'k want an. an
ain't goin' to waat sa, new, nug no nth
er time. Havint ! bin a good an dooti.
Ful husban1 to Satf HAinf KEEP In doors
Hv a mite, an quit chawini toh@eksE an'
smokin' aegarE, just TO please her p
/ Haiht attended 9aVine wuFship rsglaE p
Haint I bought her all tia b0nrits and 81
lfroeka she wanted 2-~an' then for her "a
20 an have shribbs. I 4gon't live viii
her, aae need better and hadn't ortsr duf
Ii. shs dun Ii with her Use open, and maj
take thR consequences didn't think Sa
wud serve me anch d trick no how. Hava
ever stole q hnrss2 Have ever dan arr
msan trick that she ahad ssrye me 80 p
. AM with that Laid down on the settle. an
felt erfai bad, and the more thot about 1t
Il the wusa felt.
Presently, SAILS uammy, ole Miss Jones
Gums In, an ses:
ses she, "PeteT, cum in an Bee wha
, putty shillua YOU'VE got"
1 Il kaA&
hull litter, Nov Miss Jones, Law Sa
3 you no, aHa nav tried to make q good bus
haa', bat call thia aealy trick. AM q
thar is emmy law In this euntry, Pm
gwina too see ef a'unan kin have knrihbs
"a axe man taks care Nv ZEN. AIM
a geiu' 10 begin to do II, =" sea I.
with that she LATED 6t to kill herself
AM made ali sorts NV fua uY me, sed snn
: athsE man would BE- proud to be IN m
shoes. told her I'D sell cut nifty ehea
; Ell ennybady wanted 10 take my place
! Well the upshot NV 1t all was that ah
i persuaded ma | wus all reRg, an got "A
! to go in whar they all wus.
When I got In Sal looked 50 iuyin' a
I me, an reached cut her little hands 30 mac
, like poor deer helpless child, that fol
/ got everything but tuy fur Der, and fold
! | ed bar gently up to my heart, like presa
I IN treasurss an fslk ike didn't kser
> she had too a had forty uy'em. Jis the
!. number WIZ set uP whine, like ysun
! pup, an, all the baIlaaee foIIersd. The
: thrfbhs nosd their daddy.
Well, every thing was maid up, an Sd
: promised she never wa3 do it agin, al
sense then hay bin hard At work serta Il
/ workcin' all day to make bred fur tEei
e thribbs, an busy az ssihi Nv EN- at uite.-
b The fact is, ef dida'E have q nifty goo
constitution, I'D had to a Civ in long az,
Number wun has the coliIck-an' wake
up number two, an be wakes I'd numbt
i three, an 80 it goes, az me fyin' a
. the time tryin'to Keep ZEN quiet.
|. New Mister Muse, nay advise to va i
Z nsvsr 10 have thrikbs a ya want to zee
4 out Nv trouble.