, 1859-09-22
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AnaoS1nE H1undcr Mt Il FashioDnh1,
! I Hotel. %
From the Memphis AsEus Of wetard,v,
| singular incident. n1nusine 10 outsider,
! t"ol ~. 49, annoying 10 the parties concerned
took place at tie Gay oso House in Ibis c;,r' ~,
saturday night. .Eutly IN the doy a con,;1s ~ r.
tmh,a.u1e'aged thn. gentlemen, who thought viii Pona
I1HePt of judgment rno%t ii him annraYx
"AoM1atly wis III Ill laatury. ,4a:y.s'
accompanied by thcir young and b}oorn;oc
wssss, arI'sed u this elegant establishment and
isqIessea. iq 1of Inc convenience of the ladies', to
DC shown into adjoining rooms. TLev wereae.
cordingly placed in numbers Is and Il. narinr
considerable business to transact, and beint,
anxious to continue their journey to lie Yir.
gfela Springs, where they designed spend;pp a
portion Of 1lIeir honeymoon, they were ncces
surnF ao1nus greater portion Of the dnr, and
,e's me young brides to console themselves as
t%a g.s5 19ey could lor the temporary absence Of
taeic lords. 1n tie crening they, Instead Of Hy-
lhs to the white arms that we're waiting to re-
ceise them, repaired to the apartment Of a bach
elor frlend-wc blush to tell iti-where ,her
consoled themselves with sundry bottles If
wine, and though they did not
~sezse night axay With TIE ring 1t their ssasses,
tatf1ed I'LL fery -unsrasonable lour, aud long
sl'sr s'' their wires. weary with watching. Ind
- ou1!tcQ 10 mention iuRt No. Is sports
handsome wlliskers and q rnustachc, while his
TREND persists 10 reaping close those evidences
q manhood The former is also much larger
t'Ian the latter, and has a rofce as rich, heavy
,s,; aug sonorous as the other winning, soft and
- When the twain returned 10 their hotel t1cr
we're unusually mellow. Whatever troubles
tueg possessed were nov NIL drowned IN wine.
a servant was called to show them their rooms.
Which they cautiously approached, anxious not
u aastatb their wives, who, they we'll knew.
would closely catechse them fur stayins away
so long. They quietly entered, noisetessiy re-
moving their clothing, and steaIlh,Iy creeping |
III nea We're soou buried in d1catnless sleep.
Tue wife OF No. 40, however, was soon arous-
ed by an unusual noise, which was nothing else |
than loud snorc from her husband, who she !
now discovered had returned, Thinking In |
might possibly be i'll, she thought to awake him
when throwing her hard across Ills brenst, II
iel!-oh hoFTor!- face corered w1th hair
With = bound she Ieapcd to tho middle OF tue
room, md uttered scream SO wild and p;erc.
ng that it aroused nearly every one on the @1oor,
Her friend IN the adjoining room, suddenly
starting from horrible dream, and ilnding her
husband by her side, cried out Charles!
char'es' ret up quick! do believe some one
; murdered:' But Charles did not stir. She
't'ook him, when missing the l'rsute uppeadn.e
o Ills face that was wont 10 hang over his na1-
; chest, she jumped quite US far aud screamed
uli as loudly Us her friend.
The attentive proprietors Instantly hurried to
ne sceoe, while twenty heads were pccpns
rom as many doors to see what was the cause
# such an unusual disturbance. The nocturnal
o'nedy Of errors was explained in moment
he two gentlemen t,nd both mistaken their
ooms, und were actually in bed with each 9th
r's wfses! Matters werr ut once ris.lted, aud
rider restored.
The whole party enjoyed hearty laugh next
morning, and begging the Colonel TO say noth.
ne about it, took tue first train to the North,
le husbands yowlng they would never again
0rget their numbers. The story, however, has
oheLow leaked out, and we gise it to OUT read
rs for whit it is worth.