St. Cloud Democrat. [volume] (Saint Cloud, Stearns County, Minn.) 1858-1866, 1859-03-24
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Spiritual Manifestations.

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! Sitting in our sanctum the other even
ing, all alone by ourHelf, and nobody with
us but mouse that wasn't there either,
as it had gone out to call upon ancighbor,
sitting, as we said, in our elegant sanctum,
with the pot closet in one corner, the edi-
torial table in the other, aud our editorial
feet resting on the cook-stove, there came
rapping and a tap, tap, tapping on the
side of the tea-kettle, and spirit who
announced itself as E"AUNr DlNAu,"
spelled out the following important COM
mrnicatien
GOING FOR TO DO IT DIS TINE.
The Moccasins are a going for to go to
work and carry dis District next tall.-
Fact, child, deed It's honey; and you
needn't laugh bout it, for they are tlreE
jul airnest, and it's sin to be making
sport Of serious matters.
You sec, child, thoy'= 60: to carry dis
district, else how is dey gwine to carry
dc State and if dey shouldn't carry de
State dont't you know de State will carry
dem out Of all de Offices and sot 'cm down
some whar whar dey'll be 'bliged to go
to work to get = livin'--an honest Twin |!
Just tink Of dat dar-of dem gcmmen,
vif der lily white hands, goin to work
di&g,gin tatcrs like poor white folks
Couldn't do it no sort o way, and dey'd
die de very next week after dey get to
Twin honest, even if dey didn't hc.;;e TO
work, cause you sec de-; isn't used to it,
no how, and it wouldn't gree wifi DER
stomachs.
So, you see, dey's got to carry de State,
else dey mays well sot down and sing:
Oh: boys carry me long,
Carry me till die,
Garry me down to dc buryin' ground,
Oh! massa don't you cry.
-Dey'll put in dat last line to comfort
ole Mars BUCHANAN; but laws sakcs,
'twont be no sort o use, for dc poor ole
man wont have no 'casion to cry long,
cause he'll soon be carried long his SELF
Well, de way dey is gwine to carry
dis District is dis yere: Dey is gwine
to run Mars CRUDDEns for Congress, dey
is sure !-wunce dey hab- crate mind to
run lawyer ANDREWS, but he's poor white
folks; he is !-neber owned q niger in
his life; bah! honey, dey don't want
none SIGH in Washington, but deys a
gwine to send him to St. Paul, 70 Senate,
just to spite de Dutch, for dey hates de
Dutch like pisin, dey does!
Den, de way dey is gwine to do all
dis, is just dis yere: Dey is gwine to
ole Mars Buchanan and Mars Rice to give
YIN government 1nony-dey calls it pat
on-age, or some SIGH like, to Establish
! paper up here and to bear de 'spences Of
de campain.
spect de reason dey calls de money
patronage, is cause why dcy tink dey can
pat it on to de ole man, cause he's dotin'
an make b'Peve dcy'll 'dorse his 'ministra-
ton if dey jist had de cash.
Well, ye sec, Chile, Mars Lowry he's
gone fur de cash; and to persent matters
to dc heads Nv 'rartmepts, dat as how
he's did his best to keep printers ink out
o dis yere distric' but couldn't coed, and
now 'cludes maybe a little Nv de hair NV
dc dog will be good for de bite All de |
Gincrals out here has did deyr best to cor
ner dat little woman wild dc ink roller
and now dey's gwine to git Gineral Gov
eminent to try his hand at de business
Deed dcy is chilc,sure as preachin', SO jis
look out fur what's cumin'.
..~ Quit That!