The weekly pioneer and Democrat. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. Territory) 1855-1865, 1859-04-21
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Oar Fall Campsign Insagur.isd ny the
New York Trtbane.
In some late numbers Of the New York
Tribune, w find the programme laid down
for the management Of the Fall canvass In
this State. Doctor GHExLEY makes up
prescription for bis patients, the Republican
party OF Minnesota, which, II "well shaken
before taken" he predicts will render the
State safe by majority Of Thousands
We find nothing 10 tho dose itself that in-
dieats any remarkable progress in the heal.
ipg art on the part Of Doctor GRrnEy.
For while the Doctor Processes on general
principles to be progressive, and eager 10
his support Of oil new projects :" for the
amsloration OF the condition OF humanity"
yet In this specific department Of politico-
medical science, he adheres TO the old
formulas with the persistent obstinacy Of tho
most venerable fogy. And So he proposes
10 administer 10 hls patients hcle, the old
prescriptions OF "nigger" emctics. Niger"
alternatives, " uigger' scdatives, and " Niger"
purgatives.
There il nothing 50 peculiar In the pre-
scriptlon ~ to excite surprise or comment,
however nsuseatinE the dose may appear TO
people blessed with healthy stomachs and
unvitated tastes Habit accomplishes
wonders In these things We have known
people 10 indulge In nauseous dosing TO such
an extent that ut last the vilest drugs have
become necessary TO their comfort. IL not TO
their existence We read, In this way that
certain people accustom themselves to the
regular consumption Of arsenic; aud We know
Of one man who finds IL necessary to tho
days enjoyment that bis breakfast should be
prcfacca by dose Of ipecac. And II " on
this principle that the Black Republicans
take uiggers. Niggers are their standard
tonic, diuretic and cathArtic. Epsom Salts.
Holland Gin, and Hostctter Bltters are tame
remedies by the side Of the unadulterated
African" And 90 il follows directly In the
course Of practice and nature, that Doctor
GsruLrv should prescribe "niggcrs." and
tina, his patients should take the dose
Bat. while there Is nothing singular In
the dose prescribed. there are some pscali.
aritirs 10 be observed In the method Of al
mipistrstion. Il 10 evident that Doctor
GaExLHvs faith 10 the virtue OF his mig.
ger" ncstrum depends greatly upon the
manner aud quantity in which it ia dealt out
to the patient. And Il 10 further evident
that the Doctor has little or no confidence
In the skill and ~gaei,y Of the local Re-
publican nurses. For the Doctor dcsires
especially that " our eminent debaters. like
Senators WILSON. FsssxSpKs. TRuNuulL
and WADE should take trip through Min.
nesota, tho ensuing summer" Al first
indueement 10 our eminent debaters"
the Doctor ticklcs the romantic aide Of their
characters, and tells them that "they win
find Minnesota most delightful State !"
that there Is not finer trip for summer
excursion thar across Illinois or Wisconsin
to the Mississippi, up the river to 81, Paul,
the Falls of ". Anthony, and as much
higher up as you please !" and ventures
to assure any Of our prominen, Republicans
who will make this trip the ensuing sum
mer, spending fortnight or so in the chief
places In Minnesota, that they will meet
many who will give them q warm and
hearty welcome" II. however. . love of
nature in its most delightful aspects. and a
desire to witness development, in its most
rapid progress, fails TO act as motsr upon
"our eminent deOa,srs,' Doctor GREELEY,
like skilIfal physician, has a, hand an al.
tentative inducement which viii be apt TO
work Of some scores OF prominent Re
publlcans towards our State. This second
inducemeut, being ,has addressed to pro
minent Republicans is, OF course, Of
pecuniary character, The Doctor ap
preciats ithe full ioree Of lagos philo-
rphy, and he knew tha, every "promiu.
ent Republican in the country
would rush 10 the ticket Offices when
he uttered the impressive AUTOMATICALLY,
money in thy purse SO the Doctor tells
"our eminent dcba,ers like Senators WI.
SON, FEssKxprS, TKuSBuLL and W ABE, and
other prominent Republicans" how the
thing can he done he informs them Of the
chances for operations, specalaiions. and in.