The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1859-11-28
Osr Me-p.chH sm s.A How it Paid.

We have got mocrs chsum; AID not sham,
but 4 genuine 'scs 10 Am, not initiative clay
bowl, stuffed with tsliow from Isrselitish shops,
but the real ma. ncsAn hydrate, soft and creamy
srom NatViiaa bcds, smooth and polished from
its wsxtn bakery. IL Is Of snowy wilderness In
co or, dashei with strsaks Of pale yellow; Its
orifcs Is tipped with silver, Its atom Of cherry,
terminating In ebony aud psar, with q mouth
piece Of pure, golden, transparent amber.
With that mearschaum wo purchased pur-
pose. We were I 0 longer without An ain. Iims
no longer would hang heavily upon our hands.
That purpose that aim, was 10 eo.or our meer-
schAum.
To further that great aim, wo had our meer-
schaum tendorly bound in buckssin, that no
unlucsy scratch mi Bht mar Is fair OK xtsrior. We
commenced bolaiy, fully Impressed with the
larger Of our Undertaking, and cognizAnt
thar eternal vigilance was the price Of ooloring
meefscnaums.
Armed with the enduring principles Of mesr-
scbsgmica right, we commenced our labor OF
love aoout Q week ago. ihs first day our Land
lady vigorously refused to have her carpets snd
curtains scented with smoke from "thAt old
ppe."
We never Ainchsd.
Our landlady raised the price Of board suAi-
cent to pay, during the year, for tho furniture.
From our mosrschsum diary we gather tho
/ weeks progress, as follows:
Ssoosd Day -Lsndlsdy throwing out con-
tinual hints about tho impoliteness Of smoking.
Interesting young lady boardsr tells st the din
Ter tabs, looking stssdiy at mo, an sGssting
| story Of . young man OF esriy promise, who
once died. Doctors carved him up and found
l.rss quantities Of tobacco SCOT In his head. Still
firm. NO signs Of color.
nrd Ddy-Foand BRIDGET, the kitchen girl,
IN my room Try lug to tear of the buckskin from
l my Pipe Faith, she wanted 10 SEQ the dhu-
l de.b.' Delivered brisf lecture prsrogatiyes,
| with apparent effect. At four o'clock, bit the
amber mouIhpiece in two. Bowl gro ~ black
inslde. No signs Of color.
F0urh Day-Cscuiated the economy. Pipe,
ego; sem, S2 90; silver rim, %; two pounds
| Of tooacco pr week, Turkish, Oil; buckskin aud
| covering, d; brsaksge, SOC. Total, &32-not
estimating anxiety, responsibility, tins, hin Is,
lectures, &c. bstne per yeAr, including rise on
beard, E24o! FIVE cisaIs per day, at Eve cents
s.cn, per year. s91 70. IL neersohaum smoking
CHI spsr than cigsrsi No color vet.
| Eijm Day Two hours pufhing per day. In
tere,ting young lady 81 dinner Table nvtiooi Ia
q sy Dpstheie voice that was growing thin
thought looked psis; talked Of premature de-
cay mentioned, with . congregation Of tears
In her eyes, q youth who died In his twentieth
summer MAJ Die tombs,one beautiful cpl.
tst,h bandsomest laying out she ever sAw.
Gov q. xious weighed my self had lost tive
pssrdsi more anxious, but still firm and nc
sis,h Day.-Thinting an growing dyspep,
tic strange feeIipgs IN ths aIimentsry canal
hsl ss II tbsie was m elephant on the tow-psth,
try ing 10 pull canal boat too heavy for him
| a doctUr aud an uoosrtAser warml, greeted me
this mornir gj suspiciousiy sepuichral percep-
t!bie dec ease IN weight; interes ing young lady
offered to lend me "ALLIIs's Alarm !" landau y
remarked that aha bad seen hvs funerals during
the day. Not quite SO 6rm and no color.
6scehh Duy.-Lar days youngest child. Of
en- inquistive turn Of m,nd, Whitfield of largo
piece u ihs ''sea foam" to see What II was made
" smoked . week and thinh I'm weaker lost
lnsf a.. ad d.-ftth ma