The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1859-09-02
ODDS AND ENDS


swate paddvl ifT wac ye're daddy I'd kin
We with kisses entirely, III I was yo're
7 bruther and likewise yeire mothet, I'd sec
that yc went 70 bed early. To taste Of
we're breathe wo0ld uiafvc 10 death, snd
/ lay of my hoops altogether; 70 ioost have
| taste OF ye're arm on my w[7te, 'd larf
at the moancst Of weather. DeW PaddYf
I be mine, MY own valcntncEyc hnd nae
both glntil and civil our life wen spine
70 an Elegant Ind, and care may 60 duhco
with The divil.'
a young man in those parts' who bed
| spent a good deal Of his own time and q
| good deal Of his f6thor's money IN fitting
/ for The bar, was asked aflof his exaninar
tion, how he got along.
'Owell answered one question right
said he.
'Ahl what was thaii' uid the old gem
tlcman with looks OF satisfaction at bic
sons peculiar smartnoss.
They asked nc what gai ioai action
wasf HaN n iltE
'Thatwas hard onel And you anrwsr-
ed Il correctly did your tot
Yes. l told them | did not know
whcnI was a boy planted cherry
tree; watched its growth with delight.
I Spring iint kill the hothons, and had
60 wait smother year before the cherries
were ripei then the birds etethems anoth-
| CT year the catcrpillars; then a greedy
neghbet; then the blight; .peyertheltss,
when | have a garden agsin shall plant
cherry teee,
The late King Oscar l., Of Sweden and
Norway, regned between fl(eon and six
I teon yewsg ne was son 81 nurshQf
I Bernudotte, one Of old Napolcon's great
I generals Politically he was narrow
minded and conservative, and was more
notoriobs o. prohigUtc and hbeftino thar
famous az a wise ruler.
A wagin Detroit has been taking lib.
critics with the reputation Of the Pontiac
railroad. waBasked whether he knew
Of any accident on that roe1, and he re-
| piled, Never, - but once a middle agod
gentleman lon Pontiac for Detroit, and
died Of old age at Birmingham, half way.
A lady called on witty friend who
was not at home, and finding he piano
dusty, wrote upon il slGifern, Pho next
day they met, and the lady said, 4 called
on you Yesterday Yes; saw your card
ON the piano .l'a1me7 3.
A teacher wishing to explain to Rttl6
| girl the manner in which lobster cast
his aholl when he has outgrowh il, said---f
What doyou do when you have outgrown
your clothcsl You throw them aside, do
you notr 'Oh nor replied the little one,
/ we let out the tucksp
1 The Spiritual A ge predicts chat as peo-
I pie become more spiritual and seek TO live
true liyes, single beds will come into
vogue. Fudge--if the apostles Of pro-
gress can be kept out of other folks'.
beds, It Is all that can be reasonably ex-
peoted. '1n', sa'a
a doctor and a military officer became
enamored of the snnie lady. A friend ins.
quired Of her which Of the two sultors she
INTENDED TO favor. Her reply was that L
was difficult for her to determine, a. they
were both such killing creatures.
A fellow out Of health and out Of wealth.
, went on a pilgrimage 20 Saratoga to pick
, up little. Well, no did pick up littl8
J just enongh to find him lodgings fre6
gratis for nothing, for three monthB in the
State prison ,a, 4 49,
There 10 said 10 be an old lady down on
Long Island so very fat, thnt the neigh-
bors use her shadow for griddle groasing.
To keep her from slipping out Of bed, her
husband rolls her in ashes. Long Island
is great place. m
, Mrs. Smith, did you say, ia the hearing
of my little girl, that was 4 great rusty
caf2'
mo, my dear Mrs. Jones, / said yOa
was great aristoerat'
Said Tom, "sitee have been abroad
have eaten so much veal that am nshams
ed to look calf in the face
i suppose, sir said a Wag who was
present, 'you shave without q glsss
them 'n'
4 a bill is pending in one Of otfr west
ern legislatures to empower women 10
9 mako contracts. They shonld by All rneane
8 be authorised 10 'oonfract's--they have
E been Expanding too much % 90 lo'i,.
n You may insert a thoasand excellent
4 things in newspapers and never hoar >
word of appreciation, but just lot para
: graph slip II. (by ucoiden) not suited 70
their tnstesi and you will be sure 70 hear
Otit. JalofIh at
An editor out West thinks childrenis
games are becoming populaf with Older
. persona Row-a-daya, az he has seen, GoYs
eral gentlemen chasing hoops up and
down the streetl
q Then you are to Be married soohl' eon-
10 tinued the conversation. mo, / am to Be
7 giU6h IN marriage; my doWef Is 20 Be mare
: riedi' replied the object ofu fathers tyruDs
8 nyl ti Es1a % ri stii1 81
y A man once asked eonpshy Of liftlo
4 boys What they were good for One ~.
I tle fellow, very promptly qnqyefedi I'VE
are good 70 make mem.
q suppose feller gets married, and ~
r has nothing, and she owns nothing-is his
5 thugs his'n, Of her things hi5shi We
d 'Poz for foply. a.a,s 500 'asts r
A country editor haeiff received two
= gold dollars In advance for hts paper, sdyd
a that he allows his child b play Wth the
! other children as usual
I, In graveyard in New Jersey, there Il
Tombstone on which Is inscribed the fols
! lowing simPlei vet touching epltAph; 10
. 'rds good egg
:, Socrates used 10 assert that tho staiaary
= = found his figure In the block Of marble5
! and striking on the snperhOous rOrt slio
= = form gradually prcsbtded ITSELF ilsfs'
How an ola maid eyes single gchllel
9 man li-She looks az hinl "a alih l0oks ~
d a dog, in dog daysi wondering whether ~
.. intends to bite. ~, -s i....
= No waste our tme in inomqplEs err
y money "a shillipga, aud oQr hqPPiuess u