Red Wing sentinel., 1859-08-06
WIT AND WISDOM.

NO punishment - 80 terrible as
prosperous guilt: - - -
The individual who "stood ON his
own responsibility" is to be indicted
for infanticide. - -. ~. =
An editor down South reports him.
'eif sun-struck, and says he is recov.
erlng, though the blow was a heavy
one-an eleven FOUNDER. g~<.,,->
Nothing is beautiful that is not good.
and nothing good that is not beautiful.
Why is the east wind like famous
American painter? Because. it's Ben
West.
Our prayers and Gods mercies are
ike two buckets in a well; while the
one asccnds the other desccnds.
When woman arrays herself q Ia
bloomer, it may be said she pants for
notoriety.
Waitah a
What, sir ? . 81.
Got any green peas?
Yes, sir-have some?
= aas, bring me three. : - - =
Anything else, sir? : = , :
Yaas, a slice or two of strawberry.
cut thin. J, S55.E&S'r : < y y ::
Certainly, sir. Anything more?
More, sab? What do you take me
for? aperfect hog-ah? -- =.
Mr.. John Jack, Kentucky editor.
says that one day his gal slapped him
IN the face, averring, by way Of apollo
gy, that she was fond Of slap:iacks.
Some ',ep,tted saints that have been
canonized, ought to have been can
nonaded;;' and some seputed sinners
that have been cannonaded ought to
have been 'canonized. i ,lft
A5nlan recently in Jail, in New Jer:
sey, is delivering lectures on, the
lights and shades Of prison life"
The weak and ignorant mistake
their superstitious fears for moral i'm
pressions. Some lpeope, said the Rev.
Sidney Smith, are apt to think them
selves pious when they are only bill
llous. - , t@A At..ti > :.
Mothey, Lhearl sister, swear. y
What did she say? '>@ .
She said she was going to wear her
darned stockings to church.
Why is an old maid like dried or.
ange? Because neither Of them is
worth a good squeeze.
Not long since a distinguished d.
vine was walking with friend past q
new church Of Which another distn-
guished divine is shepherd. Said the
friend to the D. D., looking up at the
splre, (which was very high and not
yet completed, 8: how much higher is
that going to be ~ 5ts Not much. -
said the D. d., with sly laugh, ssthey
don't own very far IN that direction" {"
"A STRIPPING, some eight years of.aec.
was .agaged lh.thep mannfActufe of a
stool, which,'or account of d disparity
in the legs, refused to stand up. After
fruitless efforts to make it do so, he
inquired: Mother, does the Lord
oSC o.os tuuB! eS, MY son. -
SWELL" replied the young hopeful, 81
guess He will laugh when He sees this
stoOl.''
E,.1y<yE- t;H<t-ff Iri = ~
"Peter, Peter, I sees toad - said
little darkey to his brother one day
as they were digging lin the dirt. y
Whar is he, Joe 20
"Why, right ,dar. Don't you see
'im?''
",No, hit i'm wild de hoel" aai J. 5sa
Joe hit the toad crack which had
the ,ea aectl.of bringing Joo,*,'to the
ground. 10 -,t,-ss, ,..f' ,gs
"Ob, YOU fool, Joe J.. Dat was NV
toe! 4sseed dat all de time.''
"Why don't you ask your sweet.
heart to marry you22 22'' ve1 iksiiye asked
her, ~ What did she aaY@ D.. so,
I've got the refusal of 4, her. q S. 8; :;
There are two things ii wllslhnear:
lyS.alh 'ssdts ! grecE-the hatred with
which they pursue the errors Of others
and helays.with Which they cling TO
'"c'r se' own h'zra1aaAw xaoa .t.rA-vs.