Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1853-1862, 1859-04-21

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ZOllicoffer, sos
Ninth District-MsjOlily for Harris, 5s7; for
Atkins, 129
Tenth Dslniet.-MsjOrity for Harris, 562; fer
Avery, 299
Our friends can thus see that they may work for
al the districts this time, with fair chances Of
success.
sut Lovingood's Love-Feass owe ynrmlnts
March 2sth and 29tE.-.COntinued.
Wen, Sui, has Ryan made doubling Yes,
boss, an POT a big dunk ouen hit atore showed
the quarter you gin--loaasd me- Hafllei a crock
Ia stole oalsn ole Clapshaw's ,ping house. Durn
bin, Ibssa sorer spite CT him, eny how, fur margin
sCrstLY BJnSs an hadn't orser, fur CT he'd got her
she'd run all over ne several times afore me now
Stop, sut, want to hear how you get out Of your
varmint scrape at Nashville. oh, yes, well lite an
hitch an let us walk down tn the spring. Use got
remnant hereyet, shaking cherry Pectora botle,)
set down atween the roo,s owe that ar Catawby
tree an jist lean back, thar's a gourd. Iev sum
Warter? Mind hits cracked an leaks. Why, dura
yer little fool picter you gxine tn take yer var
ter afore you Ticker don't ye no that liekers the
highest eff ye take hit fust, hit up thru the
warter makes excl mixtry ar spiles all chance
owe bein pisened by hit? Alters take yer whisky
fust, fur you don't alters know what mout be in hit
Use mOnsus keerful about everything fur oil naars
agin me an jist takes keer owe mysef with the
help owe God amity, an these yere OnapprOachabil,
Onnatral, onekeled laigs. Dye see EN-? amt they
sum superlatiy?
Well es l wer tellin eve you, arter the Buzzard
quit q talkin ole wild Boar out in:u the mid
die owe the floor with bunch owe foam on each
side of his mouf es big es SNOWFALL flower, an
he reached his two fore feet away out foraTd so,
sot on EN- clost together an commenced a rubin
empast each other like he wer tryin push sumthin
further frum him, an creekin eve his teeth like
shettiD owe a snuff,box. Arer q while he got thru
these yere devoshuns owe hisn, he commenced
talkiu. SEE he, the grOun hog, q sorter kin owe
mine ian here he valid moasous red eye roun
at the groun hog,) talked about tastes all bein
owe a differ, but he dident tell yer that hab-
its had a bigger differ our tastes, an in our
plannin this mustn't be forgot. Thar's the ole bill
ly goat alters had the minnt man,
while Use slew owe speech an a dam site slower
owe action; but jst gin me time an amt feard in
show work with any one owe the varmints here.
hev made more votes eny owe you septin, p'raps
fur narrowin down the talkin tn wun thing an
that's vittis-vittils that's the watch word, an al
the balance is dam stuff.
Thar amt snuther pint on yeath that we ever kin
agree on, so we went speak on them, but jst set
ourselfs We mite es well own up; is look
at that thar VOLTS belly; hits crowd tu his back
bone frum the GU 2lin tn his haslsts Look at that
ar owl; dam If he cant roost in the ar, (mine I'm
plain of speech Ak that ar fox an he can't tell the
taste owe a goose frum griadstone. Git that dam
ole file taird possum tn draw tie shape eve a sim
mon al he'll make bit like unto a oVs dimuuts.
Ak that cussed, sleepy, black snake tu describe
the pussonel feelaus grown squirFiIl al if he
minds the stripes ct all hen swlr they run cross
wise; that rat the shape size q cheese
an he'll jis. swar that hits made in bars Ike soap,
an each big rail road ker. The tlc is ace
kaseat ct onH arc hes lost all ideas oUs SIZE, shape
smell ur aste an thqrs but ting g5re as an that is
''vIrTns OR DEATH" Lets take & vote on the Wit
ills ur death question" sed Gle red fox. GAN
them as am fur Willis hold up thar tails" 'That
won't Do" ssd the mole, (he he'd tail iu brag
in permiskus erOwd) eur eff We FIX hit that way
the goat has voted Already" 81 stands on the pint
with the mole" sed ole Welt irum the cliffs owe
Bedford, what he'd but three feet an he'd sat on his
hunkers in q corner, 'fdr l coudent vote on that ar
questin Gaze I've got no tail tn hist, darn humuHs
thar inveushUns an traps, especially, l say-an
es I'm fur Vitts hit wouldn't do noe jesis; couldn't
spress my entinints, and he backed inter his cor
ner mOnsous long ole grey possum, what he'd
! sEum the Cumberland tU git thar onHoun his tail
frum roun his neck en- sed he'd Travelled a heap in
sarch owe simmons; been ia furrin paris an foun
dam few simmons; that simmons, as simmons, Wer
the pint, an that the word Willis didn't kiyer the
case In place owe ''vitdIs ur DEATH" he wer fur
'simmons ur death, an wanted tn be Understood IS
fur simmons fust an death Afterwards, in due course
owe Dater-an he squatted larfel, without heviu
eny thing tn larf at fossums viii Do that you
know. They's either haugin by the tail ur arfn
Ut shammin dead sep when they up full simmon
tree, an then they must be misakened for tax col
ector ,hey receives the simmons 50 easy. An this
won looked like he'd been an Orful mmon eater in
his time
Up jumped my crittor, Billy goat, mink, coon,
pOthccary shop, ur whatever it wer, (iurud if he
didn't exercise me mo1s1asly tn know what be ver,
eny how an said that this differ about the kind owe
yittis would break up the love-feas that he he'd ct
every thing ever ct by beasles an be thot
that he looked younger tonight than he ever
did afOrc; he'd tried buzzard fare in CaIfOrny,
he'd suP'd with a grOun-hog on grub>wums
and tOads in MISSISSIPPI, EOIch flies with the
bats arter sun down, in Alabama, and hunted
with the tom cats successfully every whar at mid
night; (be beggd the pardon Of the rats present,
but he cO,ch only MIC; respected rats .u much to
hunt them) and SO he could bar with amost eDy kind
yitils if they plenty an SO he wer il favor
owe but the pint, in wun word-a word that toch
every varmint intu that ar room nj untu hits haslet,
and that word wer ''vITTLEs'-and then he stroked
his whiskers with his fore paws, sot down, histed
his hine laig, cat iasbuu, adjusted his har. He's
takin monsous good keer Owe his sef, dunn me
eff hit don't stand him in hand, fur in his Wust as
he lnnks like n n,A rrnrr mt snrn ,uhnel