Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1859-07-23
The Man Of many aemedies

The inyald whu iakts hald Of the drug list
as If It we're bI j Oi lHre, and il continually v
changing from une IIrm to another, like green
Ruehl AT hotel dinner, sAud- n fair chance OF
killing himself before he has exhausted the cat
alngue Of pols0ns. Some constitutions will
hear this kind OF "medical treatment" longer
than others, hut any thing shorI Of n case hard~
ened System, lined with asUstos, and furnishp ed
wiz guIiANpercha nerIe- aud steel sInews
must succumb at last We trust, however, that
this plan OF TAnsferring the whole m1tcTia me.
diefa Ia the -Inmachs OF he sick, 10 nearly OBJ,
solele. Half the world already undrrsIand Il.
thai he two iuestimAble reHIediea Introduc d
hy Professor Holloway aro suffic,enl for all in
lernal aud external ailments. he other nalf
lS last vtrglDg to the same opinion. |, In aaia
to predict that the day iS not distant VIXEN the
PharnacuI Ria will be- revised down 60 u ver,
minute yolumr, winch may perchancs grow
snIall by degrees and brsu,ifIly ,s,," unll 4.
vaGishes altogether. Vrnerths errors e 40
ltunlOr ai They must die, aud II they are de
Gently buried with the respect due to old age,
II il he most that can he expected for them
We have our prtiudicts ike other folks, and
they stick to us like barHacles. fOrminR a sort
Of HfmOr which the sword of truth cannot al =
ways readily penetrate. But when we sce
sores Of twenty years standing cured ia SIX
weeks bv Ho loway's Oinim+nf, aud chronic
dyspepsia VI the nl"-l distressing kiud relieved
in a irw days by Holloway Pil :, (and that
these wonders havr breu accomplished repeat
edlN is beyond di,puIr,) what are we 10 saw
To deny the efficacy Of remedies that WORK
such apparent miracles, would be mere latulty
We shall not thus stultliy ourselves. The rep
utaliun OF his medlcInrs as specifics for three
fOuTlhs of the alades Of the human race, il
founded on immutabls facts, aud facts are
species Of antagonists that we decline meeting
m he field Of controversy with any kind of
Il. ....tl MI. al l.. -
nish, US. We have many friends among the
| faculty, and possibly some Of them may cons
sder tbs cures effected by the use Of Pi0f
holloway's Plls aud Ointment an ian9vsG,en
IN their nights. II 40, il is n 70. spass which
the sick will approve and whlrh every phiian.
lthrppiNt-wlth ShO>s Itter'Si II du,s u II ln'er
ieTe--is sure Ia commend Memphis appeal
A Rail RoAD SUBsoR PTION Everybody
nj cut Montgomery knows "Old Blizzard,
Of Pike county. lie is none Ol your one OK
or oneabag men; Old Blizzard is stiff in the
world lie works his fifteen hands, aud
makes bis seven bags to the hand He
made IL all by his own exorti0ns zoo.
| When the railroad 1.-THE Mobile and Gil
rRrd TOad) was first talked of in bis settle.
ment, Old Blizzard was high up for il The
line OF the read woHid come near his plan
tation and dispense with the wear aud tear
Of his wagons through the pralries to Mont
lHomery. One day an agent Of the railrnad
company called upon him, took dinner with
him, ana talked enthusiastically about the
prospects Of the road 10 him AZ the agent
was about leaving, be drew out his sublcrip.
| tiOn book and said,-
Well. MIR. Blizzard, what amount shall
put down as your subscription to our grea
enterprse2
well said old Blizzard, I've got JUS
thirteen hundred rails, new and good rail :
-pht out, and by the time you folks n wan
em, III have about as many more. You
may put me down for three thousand rails
any bow.
We do not want the rails, Mr. Blizzard,
said thesgent smihRE I'VE wish our friend
10 purchase, or rather to help US 70 furnIsl
iron rAils What amount Of money vii
YOU give Us to help US re, run raiisP
Iron rails DO hanged hi your 70 goin' 4
Ro inter s,eh onnAteral Ike eItrayaeanee ~
that sha'nt gin yea dollar 4 on railsl-
Well, for sure, Whq ever heard the likeI
And 90 old BllaEard lelt tha railroad agen
10 diEuss, mnmbling TO blmSslf, - hs Wsnl
'Fren rails BE- hSsssA.