, 1859-01-06
FALSE PEErEScE3-" SArcE FOR GOOSE, SACcl

| FALSE PEErEScE5-" SArCE POE GOOSE, SACcE
| FOR GASpEn'-ASp VICE rERsA.-" False pre-
tences'' il well known offence of lnasculiuity,
and to tue penalties thereof rot un'requcntly
some lncIle>s wcarcr Of broadcfoth Is forced to
| yield compliance.
For instance, when Mogul pretended to he the
Great Mogu, which he was not by any means,
and On tue strength Of the representation gdt unto
| himself great credit, and upon that credit ra-
ricty nf creature comforts ia tile way Of purple
aud 1uc linen: (!e anceut phrase for dashlns
out Ut your tailol'-); aud when lie boarded for
weeks at crack hotel and, It WAS rum9red, used
nothing cheaper tllaa champagne aud cologne for
the commonest bath purposes and when it TUNED
out that Mogul w.s on1y' Great: where the prefix
introduced term No: complimentary, a3d caa;e:t
expressed Ivy dropping tie first syllable Of MosuFs
name-whv then there was Il stew 1t once, and
So,pIe, the tailor and Tape, ta shoemaker, et.
al. (meaning room 1ul), were down on the u0-
happy 3logul. Even there vas whe,c they had
him, and held hm-,E.1lse prftenccs.
And when Oily Cannon, III tie mercantile
line, succeeded in playing with the honorable
friendships If l1tknmcrs tor wholesale houses, and
on the strength Of is representations and pledges
OF castles in Snain got 4s name irto the bouks Of
the druplnerss employers to the tune, Eay of--a
respectable sum, dosn CANE detective officers on
the nu:ucky Oily, who WAS forthwith provided yitL
local labitatun ard namc, Of TO pleasant IA
ture, besides lcc4l item tl,creupon, doing fill
iustics to hi* (Oily'-} casc-Ellse prtt.nrcs.
Iu whatever WY the Bayg:y. lie Debating So
cicty and il Aster institutions may eventually de-
ci,le til" ye2cd question, Is il frcr rSt 10 tte-
eere p the matter Of t' False Preteuces' docs not
lle open fur any such decision.
But It il gcncl.llly considered that for mascu-
line ~c, and tle warning ii ma>c@liuity ex.s,s the
offence and its pc:;alties, aud the ladics, dear
Creatures, look OIL, and hold up their little white
plul, in pretty horror, and wonder that men
will do %.
Some inde!atigable searcaer aiter truth has
found tia: wom1nkind we're themselves former-
subjected to specal statute, bearing solely
and separately upon the daughters OF Mother
Ere. Our bachelor friead NugEzs, as beIoag-
ing to cl-ss imperiied and expoaed but in this
statute protected, rushed into our sanctum yes
terdAy in stale OF great excitement to lay be-
fore Us the same, pledg!rg himself to Libby it
through the Illinois Legislature ct the present
sesslcn, which he can easily do OF course among
the provisions Of his lew establishing the Bub-
bleville Plank Road Company. Will the ladies'
read IL: 1t IVES Introduced 1to the English
Parliament in ITO.
IL 'nrc, e., THAT all won en-. Of whatever are.
rank. pTcfts CT deG7ec. whether T:7as wives wild
4j,uf~J, i
ducr and etray Into ra:!nony, any Of his 1naj-s5's
male Eurcts. by scrnts. paints. cosmetic washes att
hcal teeth. false a.t. SpnntsA WOOL r.n k:ays hoops
hslhec:ed 6hoes and brlstered EIrs shall the
penalty Of thelaw now II force against Eitchcrat
snd Tx. mis- st.canors and that the marriage uo~
Oh conviction. shah stand rull a*d void
1t is o subject too awful ior comment, 1t
may become the law Of the land. Who knows?
roL1cz MA7TEHs.-The docket yesterday at
Armory Hali was moderately full one. About
the usual nau!5er Of drunk and d:aorderly cases
were disposed ol
An unfortunate tnaa OF tue family Of Smith,
and said TO he Catholic priest, certainly from
bis appearance ot grade above the usual pat
rons Of the Police Court, vas brought up
charged With drunkenness. On the night pre-
Eious at tue Mattcson House, in 6 state Of
drunken frenzy, be rushed from his room in
s1a'o OF seminudity, and begun promenade
concert up md down The hall. The noise be
madc called crowd, which the spectacle be pre-
scented considerably astonished. lie TIES with
difficulty persundcd. or forced, to submit to
being dressed, and was led nway BY couple of
policemen, upon whom he visited verbally n]l
the auathe'nas Of bis libt lie WAS fined SIS
yesterday morning.
John Morrissey, uncle If the Champion
John, waH brought into trouble By an exercise
Of The family trait to strike from, the shoulder,
the intended victim being policeman, who,
however; easily oyerpowered the elderly John,
rho was fined tl0 yesterday.
-uenry Hess. once known as one Of the most
brilliant hnte pluyers in the city, YVES tined s
f1r taIr1