Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1859-02-11

"A printing ofnce employing only deaf
and dumb compositors has been opened in
the town IF Zablagen in Wurtemburg.
Pressmen and compositors altogether num-
Der lG0 men, all of whom are deaf.mu.es.
Eleven of the type-setters are women.
The proprietor of the establishment, M.
Theodore Helgerad, has educated the men
and women for the business, at his own
cost, and the King has conferred gold
medal upon him. There is at least one
quiet printing Office now, where there are
no shouts for copy" and no clamoring for
" fat takes"
A country exchange thus invites its sub
scribers to " come up to taw - Walk up,
roll up, tumble up, step up, jump up, climb
up, run up, fall up, ride up, rush up, hop
up, slide up, reach up, swim up, wheel up,
crawl up, fire up, steam up, sail up, push
up, jam up, wind up, squeeze up, limp
up, stay up, any way up, so you up and
settle up your little printers BILL" The
author of the above must have been "hard
up"
A sergeant, passing along one of the
streets near the tower of London, observed
one of his men sitting against wall. He
was the worse for liquor and, on asking
him why he did not go home, he replied g Oh,
sergeant All the houses seem to be passing
me; so think had better wait till the bar
racks come, and then can go in without any
trouble"
CHANGE.-Such are the yicissitudes Of
the world, though all its parts, that day and
night, labor and rest, hurry and retirement,
endear each other such are the changes
that keep the mind in action: we desire,
we persue, we obtain, we are satiated: we
desire something else, and begin new pur-
suit.-Johnson.
There is man up country who always
pays for his newspaper in advance. He
never has been sick a day in his life-never
had any corns or the toothache- his pota-
toes never rot the weevil never eats his
wheat--the frost never kills his corn or
beans-his babies never cry in the night
and his wife never scolds.
A young lawyer of Philadelphia wrote
to an old limb near Chicago thus, :" Is there
an opening in your part Of the country that
can get mto?" Answer, "there IS an
opening in my back yard, about thirty feet
deep, no curb around it. If it viii suit you
come on"
A man says, the first thing that turned
his attention to matrimony was the neat
and skilful manner in which pretty girl
handled broom. He may see the time
when the manner in which the broom is
handled will not afford him SO much salis-
faction.
Nj. Chevalier, the French traveller, in
his letters from the United States, says
:. There exists Yankee, in Connecticut,
forty years of age, who has never been to
bed of nights, for fear some of his neighbors
would be up before him. And that Is char
acteristic of the people--they are all alike"
One of the wise men men said, years ago,
If you want to learn human nature, get mar
ried to spunky girl-move into q house
with another family, and slap one of the
young 'uns, and it will not take many min
uies to learn it to perfection.
An Irishman, tried for marrying six
wives, on being asked how he could be such
a hardened william as TO deiude so many,
replied with great nonchalance,--s. Why,
plaze your worship, ] was trying to get a
good one!'
Pride arise. from, self-;Suornncn -.