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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1859-08-01
JORDAN, WYNN & co..

JORDAN. WYNN & co..
~ :, BASIN BANK, RiCHMoNb, a. %
h OF a nf fff Sq5fzfs' of
:, They, are permitted to refer to Messrs; Kent.
join JOIN O. .: 3WpfkNRNA VIM.
" Late of the R FRI # Breeden FSx'
CO-PARTNERSHIP NOTlCE.-The under
- signed has admitted Mr.. T. II. KELLOGG as a
gartner in his business, from the LIST day July, 1852
Hs Of T under the
Richmond July 9th, 1859.
Notice.-The subscriber takes this occasion to
tender to his numerous friends and patrons, his
grateful appreciation of their past favors, and to
bespeak for the new concern a continuance of
their PATRONAGE, high we hope to merit by prompt
attention to their interests Our stock Will be
found at al times to he complete, and we shall Of
fer such inducements as we hope will satisfy city
Gsfss CLASS and fosf Sss
jy ITS GEO. J. SUMNER.
NOTICE.-The subscribers have this day form
S%E Sed SL sSs Il! IT, e Sts ANlhfa
''' '''e' ''' 80 !: + +: B Bo511Aux'
RICHMOND, July IS, 1889. jy ls-lm*
dissolution OF CO-PARTNERsHIP.
~ The concern of ]. D. GOODMAN K co., s
this day dissolved by mgt9s so6psent The business
july 10Th. 1859. i + +. S SfIPs5N,
Co.PartEership.
T fe 9nhdmsrsgned have this day purchased of
accounts of J. D. GOODMAN & CO., and will con
sn nps r the Of RU MaR n nd tba the .ss
recently occupied by J. d. Goodman & Co. They
assure the patrons of the old concern that nothing
shall he lett undone that may please them; and they
hope, by strict and prompt attention to business, to
merit and secure, not only their patronase, but
'" Ja % l sS f isss IL l. MILLER
IN retiring from the business of ]. D. GOODMAN
CO, am pleased in the assurance that leave
my friends and patrons IN faithful and efficient
know Mr.. SIMPSON and Mr.. MILLER thorough
ly, and therefore do most cordially recommend
them to the confidence and patronage ot my friends
and patrons. lily 2o-tsl J. ID. GOODMAN.
DISSOLUTION OF cO-PARTNERsHIP.
~ The concern Of w. NJ. HARRISON co. is
M h Day cassG Ss b ~o w e.:
AA'''' INC '''''' ~ ''' V. n HARRISON.
July LIST, 1859. JNO. BLAIR.
CO-PARTNERSHIP. = The UNDERSIGNED have
CHAB 4. and will continue the Gro
the patrons Of the old concern. that nothine
shall be left undone that may please them, and they
hope by strict and prompt tenton to business to
merit and secu.e, not only their patronage, but
that of the public generally.
JN0. BLAIR,
July LIST, 1859. F. W.CHAMBERLAYNE.
IN retiring from the business of w. NJ. HARRI.
SON & CO., ] am pleased in the assurance that
cient hands.
| know Mr.. BLAIR and Mr.. CHAMBERLAYNE tho
roughly, and therefore do most cordially recon-
mend them TO the confidence and patronage OF my
friends and patrons
l feel a lively interest in their success, and ask
my friends to sustain them. In doing they VIII
not only crafty, bat materially benefit, me:
iy I-6w w NJ, HARRISON.
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MISS PECRAM'S

VI BOARDING AND DAY SCHOOL
MISS PEGRAM will resume the duties of hei
school. on the first Monday in October next.
She will be aided by efficient teachers in each de
partment.
Mime BERAUD will be retained as French gov
erness.
Latin. Mathematics, and the Physical Sciences
Will De tau mt by Professor THEODORE HER
DENFELD, gentleman whose high attalniirents
and successful experience in teaching render hlln
worthy OF entire confidence.
Circulars. with further details. may be bad on ap
peatIon to Mrs. j. w. PEGRAM, at her residence
Linden Square. jy l3-dGcwtAl
IRE DER lCK'S HALL NAL. E
l. SCHOOI.-The second Session of this School.
which IS located within half milo of Frederick
Hall Depot. Virginia Central Railroad, will com
mence on the LIST of next September, and close or
the lst of July following.
TERMS PER SESSION OF TEN MONTHS.
Board and Tuition in all the En- ssh Branches for
a., On non hs IoO w
Music on the Piano, with use of Instrument IS no
TIeucH Lana ut2e ~ W
DrawInE and Painting, each. -....-........ ~ %
INDIA Ink and Cray ION, each. 500
Embroidery .................. $50
An accomplished and experienced Teacher will
have charge of this School
My address is ''Frederick's Hall, Louisa county
Virginia" tjy lS-2ml NATH'L w. HARRIS.
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BY Edmond, Davenpors 4 Co., Aacss.

ny EumoHus O@'r"Fo I.
CARGO SALE OF RIO COFFEE. SILT,
CPORTER AND PINE 'fEA.-Qn sATutpAi,
the 9th Aug we will sell, at our once AZ y ocock,
NJ, the cargo Of the baraue sa'is Masee' eoass'-
4 IA tags RIO COFFEE. qpito q number Of the
marks of Lasuayra sly uu =;
s,c2s sacks fne SALT, per ship Mary RUSSELL d.
rect from Liverpool. a~,os uopvrp
500 tierces Plnts and Quarts lONDON run lhii E IN
lust landing from ship Amazon and ship Ca
rAvan. IS
ALSO,
as half Ghosts Of fine Gunpowder TEAS ampor-
ted by us By tho ship = Romance II tho Sea-. Hom
China. EDMOND, DAVENPORT CO.
IN 1S-tds Auctipnsegs.
Will Re addsd to the abpve sale, ~ bAss La
guayra CUFFEE, damaged, sold fer ageonnt Of
whom Il may concern. H. D. Gu
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VALUABLE r. ZEAL ESTATE ON GRACE
y BETWEEN I7TH AND 18TH STREETS, OP
poSlTE TO SEABR0OK.S Fol

SALE AT AUcTlON.-By request Of the survi-
wing trustee, and the Protestant Epiac0paL Com
fpIettation formerly woIshppn. at christ Church.
premises, s'n RIDtY, the 9Th Of Aqgusts IS6e, at
, 30 clcck +. NJ. the VERY VALUABLE LOT on
sfroyed by IRE: IL has front on the south side Of
oIree street OF g feet, and depth Of iss feet
months, for negotiable notes Interest added. se~
carea oy . trust deed, or title retained.
" 70 GODDIN ApPERSDN. Aurx,s
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SIqcK; C0NFECIIeNAAI41 cr61Hns.
- .,y SOkS. Scs, AT fSsof7.
n msn'ee.n: q 70 oeInck. q ~ Sios5 q u ~ -
stock 81 ' en- nsss1sS9 Nam - ca1y entls
R:It. q Glas. Jars and ccntsnts. tvss Sss =.
Frerch Scs o1s'ss srsody I.sehsss es6nA ~,
ines; Fine Cigars, Chsv n M ssss' e-s ~
tn.ss, Counters. Sash in Windvws, Gss tsS~1rss.
Jy0 A A@ess11 ..:ss s33A -
BvW ~ = ALLEYs AT s-.Win
on iotn street. nsxt door 70 Cravfofds 49,.
S Ss cock thst stieadidiy 80 ~
Daiis. Fins, 3c.. III IN complete order r. ~
- cheap, and will pay well to any pesscn
US ALEX. MOTT. -.
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CALT..-Liyerpool and Ground Alum SALT, in
JOHN N. GORDON 4 SON, 4
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BARK MESSENGER BIRp-We learn from
the San Francisco Alta Californian that the
bark Messenger Bird Capt. Delee, that cleared
at Rio Janeiro sometime since for New York
with a valuable cargo, consisting of coffee, &c
has turned up at Tahiti, where she arrived
from Valparaiso, having subsequently cleared
1T the latter port for California. After Cap
tain Delee's arrival at Tahiti the Alta Califor-
MAN says Delee sold l,2U0 bags {l6u pounds
eachl of coffee which was trans-shpped TO
the ship William, which arrived 1T San Fran
cisco on the 5th July. He then cleared osten-
sibly for Sydney, \. S. w. on the 18th OF May.
Capt. Delee was formerly q lieutenant in the
British navy. 1t is es tiInated he must have
nearly $4,000 with him at present, besides
2,l0U more bags OF coffee, of l6O pounds each.
Of the cargo. The federal government have
undertaken his arrest with view 10 the res
toration OF both ship and cargo t9 their lawful
owners.
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Club.
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PY VIRTUE of Decd OF Trust executed to mo
II on the eth day of Arnl. 1882 BY II. v. Graves,
which deed is duly recorded in the Clerks Office OF
quest of the beneficiary said deed, to SELL on the
farm Of said Graves, in said county, near Beaver
Dam Depot on the Virsinia Central Railroad, on
THURSDAY, tue 4th day of Aus rst, 1859, the prop
erty mentioned in said deed, consisting of two
fine Horses. Agricultural Implements. Household
and Kitchen Furnitare, commencing at tho hour OF
u O'Clock A. Nj. Terms cash
jy22 j. r. SUTTON, JR., Trustee.
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BY L. Il. Cook, Aact.
T ARGE SALE OF CITY-MADE FURNI.

T ARGE SALE OF (ITY.MADE FCRNI.
Il TURE AT AUcTI0N.--An chance
in our firm, will sell ut our Cabinet Rooms, on
Franklin street. on TUESDAY. Ans. I'd. com
mencins at 10 O'Clock, all of our stock of NEW
FURNITURE mhfacing Sofas. Bureaus, Ward
robes, Sideioards and WashstaHds, great variety
of st, les, Jenny Lind and Cottase Bedsteads,
Lounges, Chairs of every descrptio h c..&c.
The above having been manufactured under our
immediate supervision can confidently re-
commend i as being of the very best 9aai.ty and
workmanship. W. q SALLlE CO.
Sale conducted by Z. B. cooK. Auet. jy 30
ELEGANT HOUSEHOLD FGRNITURE
T. At AUCTIoN.-I Having declined ho9seksep-
ing, will sell at my residence. on Main, between
9th and 10th streets, next door 10 Dr. Wayts Office
on WEDNESDAY, Au .nst ID at 10 o'clock all
nv HOUSEHOLD AND KITCHEN FURNi-
TURE consisting IN part Of
MAHOGANY Sofas; Stuffed Seat Chairs; Cane
Seat Chairs; French Mirrors; Etegre; Extension
Table, Mayhls-To Sideboard; Jenny Lind and
Cottage Bedsteads; Marble Top Bureaux; Marble
Top Washstands; Wardrohes; improved st5i Re
friserator; Sprinz Beds; Hair and Shack Mat
tresses; Bathing Tub; Hat Racks !; Carpets; Mat
ting; crockery- Ware; Cookns store, No; e,
gether with tho usual variety Of KITCHEN
TFRMs-Ali sums under $50, cash; over that
amount, months credit, for approved, negotiable
paper. -, - r,<>x, prxsr
.anis n e' 1ffS' II. c. HOWE.
-Asss als Conducted by E. B. Cook, Auct. is
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John Randolph Tucker, DR.. 3. Fl. Tucker. Rich
mmond, Ea.;. st. Geo Tucker, Ashland Va, Hon.
+. NJ. I HUNTER, Loyd's, Rssex CO., Va. Hon.
Moore, 2. d.. Richmond. Va; Right Rev. Bishop
Inhns AlexandT,a, Va Rev. Chas: H. Read, p; p.
MarshaIl, Charlotte G. H., Va. Rev. J. r. era
ham, Winchester, Va; Rev. Peston Harrison,
CaItersville, Va; DR.. Gcssner Harrison. Dir, Jas.
K. Cabell, UNIVERSITY of Va; Dr. K. II. Cabeli, Mr..
X. T.. 1apIel. Richmond. Va; Gen. A.. A. Chap
iLtanu VEN T. CaPerton, MIR. Oliver Bierne, Mr..
JolYn ~ Union, Va.
For further Information. address
HENRY L. BROOKE,
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Jy 1-dtlstO Richmond, Va.
Old DOMINION FEMALE INNTITETE

RICHMOND, VA.-This School for Young Ladies
will oeen the first of October, 1852 and close the
Goth of Juno next ensuing
Terms for the session. one half payable first Oc-
tober, 1859, and the remainder the 18th of Februa
1850:
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MRS. BROOKE.S
1vl BOARDING AND DAY SrY00r
For 1OUNG LADIES.

-, nv I TIE I1I1 OF R7CHMONn
The session of this School Will commenc. IN a..
1850 va ~ 49, us' VI July,
All the branches oil .s.sa,e education vii, h.
taught including the ki.aSra Languages, Latin.
Music ahu Drawing in ali of which departments
competent assistants have been EMPLOYED
Particular attention will be paid to the manners
OF the young lsdies, and every effort will be made to
give them the best moral and inteliectuai cmsnra
~, TERMS:
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~ signed has admitted Mr.. It. II. KELLOGG as a
gartner in his business, from the Ist day July 1859.
The business will hereafter be conducted under the
firm of GEO. J. SUMNER & CO.
GEO. J. SUMNER.
Richmond July 9th 1888
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ry 1850:
Primary English department, including vocal
music. ............. ..a................. $40 90
intermediate. do do. 49,. 40 90
Senior, do. do....... SO 90
Ancient and Modern Languages, each. -. 20 90
Piano, Guitar, Organ, or cultivation of the
voice. from .."............ 50 90 to 80 90
PAINTING, Drawing, &c. 20 90 to 80 90
Sc OF Piano. ..~.... .................... 10 90
Board, including washing and LIGHTS. 225 90
The Principal will be assisted by an able and eff
clent corps OF teachers, among whom talready Sc
cured) are Rev. LEO. RossER, D. D., teacher of
Moral Science; /. L. SnuMATE, Esq. teacher of
Ancient Languages and Natural Science; HORACE
CHASE, Esq, teacher of Music; F. ]. FISHER,
teacher Of Paintings Misses NJ. f. CARTER and A.
+. DELAPLANE, for the English department. For
further information and references concerning the
school, see circulars, or address
I. l.. GALLEHER, Principal,
jy l3-lm Richmond, Va,
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HENERAL [EW HISSION WERCHANTS,
BASIN BANK. RICHMOND,
Offer their services for the Sale and Purchase of
all kinds of PRODUCE and A1ERCHANDIZE.
They are permitted to refer to Messrs. Kent,
Paine Co., Messrs. Crenshaw & Co.. Richmond.
GEO. w. JORDAN,
JOHN q. WYNN,
u4ate of the firm Of Breeder K FoxD
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27
LiheraIItY.

What blessing to tradesmen is a lib
eral customer! A farmer went into a
store in Boston, the other day, and told
the keeper that neighbor of his entrus-
ten him with some money to expend to
the best advantage, and he meant to do it
where he was best treated. He had
been used very i'll by the traders in Bos-
ton, and he would not part with his
neighbor's money until he found man
who would treat him about right. With
the utmost suavity, the trader says:
Z think can treat you to your liking,
how do you like to be treated?'
We'll, said the farmer, with leer in
his eye, 'in the first place, l want glass
of toddy,' which was forthcoming.
Now, l will have a nice cigar says
the farmer.
Il was promptly handed him, leisurely
lighted, and then throwing himself back
In chair, with his feet as high as his
head, he commenced putting away like a
Spaniard.
Now, what DO you want to purchase =
says the storekeeper.
My neighbor handed me tuo cents
when | left home, to buy him a plug Of
tobacco-have you got the ariicle7'
The storekeeper sloped instanter.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27
Co.operatlon Of The Wife.

No man ever prospered in the world
without the cooperation Of his wife. If
she unites in mutual endeavors, or re-
wards his labor with an endearing smile
with what confidence will he resort to his
merchandise or his farm, fly over lands,
sail upon seas, meet difficulty and en-
counter danger, if he knows tha. he is not
spending his strength in vain, but that
his labor will be rewarded with the
sweets of home! Solitude aud disap-
pointment enter the history Of every
mans life; and he is but half provided
for his voyage, who finds not an associate
for his happy hours, while for his months
Of darkness and distress, no sympathiz-
ing partner is provided.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27
NO. 16,
Wit and Wisdom

What is next to anOysterl p
The shell. L
To remove ink from linen, jerk n edii-s
tor out Of bis shirt. isl
Did any one ever see the umbreIa
again which he had lent for just sfFet
minutes ?' t
Why is anything reconsidered accouut-
ed profitable 2 Because it Is esnsider4d
a-gain,
That's the rock on which we splii,'
said Charley to his wife when she asked
him to rock the cradle.
The Funambulist who tried to balance
the North Pole, got seriously cut by the
axes Of the earta.
The Albany Statesman gires a sketch
Of lecture by blind man, and graYelY
says he spoke without notes.
It's an economical reflection that when
garments are too short, the difficulty may
be remedied by wearing them longer.
An exchange infers tha; Dryden was
not opposed to mint juleps from a remark
he once made: 'Straws may be made the
instruments of happiness
In late trial for the amount Of a tai
lor's bill, it appeared that the clothes
supplied did not it the defendant. Then
observed the Judge, we must proceed ac.
cording to the lee tailoronas, and The
plaintiff must be nonsuited.' I
Bassompierre, the French Ambassador
to Spain, was relating to Henry ". the
particulars of his entry into Madrid. 4
was mounted,' be said, 'on the smallest
mule in the world 'Ah!' exclaimed
the king, what an amusing sight! An
ass upon a mule ? Very good, sire,'
retOrted Bassompierre, 4 was your rep-
resentatve.
A friend Of ours says, tina, he has been
without money so long that his head
aches ready to split when he tries to
recollert how a silver dollar looks. He
says the notion that we live in a world
of change is a great fallacy.
Miss, can 1 have tho pleasure Of dane.
ing with you the next cotIllion q asked a
young man in a North Carolina ball
room. t1
well, I don't know
Engaged, perhaps
well, eff you must, ain. quite done
cialCiH' nny ra1Uzin y
Did you present your accoun, to the
defendant inquired a lawyer of his
client
4 did, sir
And what he did say?'
He told me TO go to the devil. u
And what did you do then q
why, | came 10 you
There's no humbug about these sar.
dimes, said Brown, as he helped himself
to the third plateful from a newly.opened
box; they are the genuine article. and
came all the way from the Mediterrans. T
an, Yes, replied his economical wife,
and if you will only control your appeate
they viii 90 great deal further
Brown didn't ask for any more. 'a'''
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27
LHngS and StaYs.

In an excellent little work just publish
ed on the subject of ventilation, which we
commend to the notice of all interested In
preserving their health, the action of the
air upon the lungs and blood, and the fa-
tai consequences of bad air and pressure
are fully explained. On the subject Of
stays, we are informed that "women
ought to measure from twenty-seven to
twenty-nine inches round the waist, bat
most females do not permit themselves to
grow beyond twenty-four: thousands are
laced down to twenty-five, some to less
than twenty inches, and that by means
Of wood, whalebone and steel, the chest
is often reduced to one-half its proper
size"
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27

Teach child there is harm in every
thing, however innocent; and as soon as
it discovers the cheat, it won't see sin in
anything. That's the reason preachers
sons seldom turn out well, and that their
daughters are married through window
Innocence is the sweetest thing in the
world, and there is more Of it than folks
generally imagine. If you want some Of
it to transplant, don't seek it In the en-
closures of cant, for it has only counter
felt ones: but go to the. garden of truth
and Of sense. Coerced innocence is like
an imprisoned lark; open the door and it
is of forever. The bird that roams the
sky and grove unrestrained, knows how
to dodge the hawk and protect itself; but
the Gagged one, the moment it leaves It's
bars and bolts behind, is pounced upon
by the fowler or the vulture.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27

The Woman's Rights Convention had
a two days session at Saratoga Springs
some time ago, and resolved that women
like men, had a right to do anything and
everything which is in itself morally
right"
Well, asks the Springfield Republican,
why do they not go and do what is right,
if they've amind 10, and stop talking
about its Antoineue Brown preaches,
Miss Blackwell doctors, Mrs. Oaksmith
lectures, Harriet Hosner makes statues,
and Alice Cary writes for the Ledger" f"
and nobody denies their right, for it is
based on their ability. Women's rights
are women's abilities and wishes-nuth-
ing more, nothing less.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27
COllOquy.

Dutchman-'Coot morer, Patrick, how
you tuz? g
Irishman-'The top o. the morning tin "
We, Smitt, Tye think we'Il get rain the
day.
Dutchman-'Kess no, We never has
much rain in very dry time.
Irishman-'Faith, and yer right there,
Smitl, and thin wineyer it gifts in the way
O. rainin the divil biz of dhry viii we
git as long as the wet spell howlds.'
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27
OF Premature Snrine

Weather, Sidney Smith said, in let
ter: we have had the mildest weather
possible. A great part of the vegetable
world IS deceived and beginning to bios
som-not merely foolish young plants
without experience, but old plants that
have been deceived before by premature
Spring-and for such one has no pity
The birds.are all taken in and are build
ing, the foolish flowers are blooming
Human creatures alone are in .he secret,
and know what is 70 happen in a week or
two.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27

In Milwaukee, about noon last We'd
nesday, lady, returning from a morning
drive, on approaching the room usually
occupied by herself and husband, heard
voices. She stopped, listened, placed
her eye to the key hole. and saw to her
horror, a woman standing on the floor,
and her husband in the same room fixing
a shawl over her shoulders. Enraged at
the infedility of her husband, she went 20
the hall, took down a loaCed shot gun,
returned, cooked the gun. opened sud-
denly the door, and deliberately shot the
strange woman in the back. Her hus-
band screamed, when the excited and
abused wife tainted. On having return
ed to consciousness, she learned that the
woman who had suppIanted her in the
affections of her husband, was one of
those frames for exhibiting shawlS and
mantilIas on, which he that morning had
brought up from the store to have re-
trimmed before his wife, in her usual
tasty style. Not finding his wife in, he
was looking at the figure, and fixing it
up as a surprise for her. when her sudden
jealousy had like to have cost him his
life.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27
You must not pIay with that Little girl,

You must not play with that little girl,
my dear said an unjudIcious parent.
But, ma, like her; she is good lit
tie girl; and / am sure she dresses as
prettily as ever I do, and she has lots Of
toys.
4 cannot help that, my dear respond
ed the foolish anti American, 'her father
is a shoemaker
But don't play with her father, I play
with her; she amt shoemaker
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27

The following conversation is said ID
have passed between a venerable cid lady
and certain presiding Judge of a neigh
Dor State. The Judge was supported on
the right and on the left BY his humble
associates, and the old lady-was called 10 q
give evidence.
Presiding Judge.-'Take OF your kors
net, madam
Lady, would rather not, sir
Judge.-I desire you 10 take or YOUR
bonnet, madam
Lady, am informed that in publie
assemblies, the women should cover the I
head; such IS the custom, and Of course I
will not take off my bonnet
Judge.-'You are pretty woman. To-
deed, think you had better cone and
take a seat on the bench
LADY, thankyOu kindly, sir-5ut I
really think there are old r0Been enoug5
there already
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27

A man sitting upon the verandah of an
up-country inn, hailed zone Of the oldest
inhabitants and inquired the denomina-
ton of the church on the opposite side of
the road. Wal. she was a Baptist nat
rally, but they don't run her now
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27

A gentleman on bis way from Boston
to Vermont, stopped at a tavern, where
he met an inquisitive fellow, who SAID to
him:
Where have you come from, if I may
be so bold 2
Not bold at ALL came from Boston N
Where are you going, if I may be so
bold?'
i am going to Vermont
who are you going to see there, if I 4
may be so bold
i am going TO see the Widow NJ
Are you a married man, if may be !.
so bold g
4 am widower.'
Are you going to marry the Widow
NJ, if / may be so bold q
'Ahem that's too laundering boldP
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27

Did any one ever see the umbreIla
again which he had lent for just FIRE
minutes ?'' t.-
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27
Clocks, Watches & JewGlry.

J. DOHl4 / u
u Would announce TO the citizens OF Brownville
fgA and vicinity that he has located himself IN
y, - BrowTville andintends keeping tull assort:
everything in his lineof business, which VIII
es9d low for cash. lie will also do all kinds OF re-
airing OF clocks watches and jewelry. All work war
ttnted v3nlSy
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27

What is next to anOyster2 - p
The she'll. III
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-10-27

To remove ink from linen, jerk an sdi-'
tor out of his shirt. ,. fsh