The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1859-11-29


at is n stern Meie and Persian law il
all married circles" says the same grca
morali,t, "lhat no husband can do any
wrong" or, supposing he is accidental.
capable of such thing, the wrong ha
been done at the instigation Of somc or'
else. 1t is always some wretch who Is lee
intc it, some designing, crafty villain wht
has wolkc! upon his poor unsophiscaicC
nature, and pulled him hc0dlong into the
temptation, against his resisting will. i
is well known that no husband ever rush
ed into harm Of his own accord, he was in
yaliably pushed or dragged into it, and il
is equally well known no husband ever fell
yet, but il was suro to be some cloven hcoi
that had iliI ped him up. This clover
hoif generally belongs TO the leg Of tho
friend who rejoccs, in the Nifo's denunci
ations, in the perficial and pcridious cog
nomcn of TH0t'
Though these tripping fiicnds may differ
in different degrees of blackncss, still there
them like gluring patches Of color, and by
which you generally recognize them.
Suppose we pin all these charteristlcs on
the back of one person, and as one persons
name is rs good rs another when YOU want
a terrible example, suppose we take Jones
The reader is, of course, fully aware il is
Hat Mr.. Jones; and h must also recolect
1 that all the sins of all the Joneses, who
have ever sinned in n similar way to him
self are now hcaped upon this wretchcd
,Jonesian head.
Mr., Jones is, invariably good naturel
social, attractive, easy, Indifferent, spring
butterfly fellow. To listen to the repre-.
sentatons of the husbands, it is impossible
10 resist him; meet him where they will,
they must follow him; and once in his so.
ciety is impossible for them to leave it
Hence, when the husband returns home
late, and murmcrs out his excuse That he
has "5ecn with JONES'" it is no wonder
that the poor wife, who has leen sitting
up in her shawl, shivering over scanty
handful OF lile, should give vent 10 her in
diguation, and declare "shc has 10 patience
with Nat Mr.. Jones'
Mr.. Jones smokcs-smokcs 70 that hor.
rhlc excess, tLat he quite taintS the clothes
Of every one who has been setting in the
same room with him. 1t is but natural,
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give way little 10 her resentment, and
inyoigh bitterly against that Mr. Jones.
y. B.-llu,band never smokes.
Mr. Jones is always giving breakfasts,
luncheonS, dinner parties, and supper par
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into tears. 81 wonder NV dear, Won do not
90 and live altogether with that Sir. Jones
Mr.. Jones is mostly Invisible he is fuI.
". painfully aware he is not n general fl.
yorito with the ladies. 1t is tru1 he called
once. but the lady Of the house had a.sjck
headache, and was sorry she could not sec
him. Sic confessed, however, secretly. to
friend that was with her in the bed room
at the time.-that she ''woaId eat her head
OFT sooner han 90 and see M0t Mr.. Jones