Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1859-01-04
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's'e' &1-vihins seldom. train vines over
cottage doors. Fe-S '1' .....~ u.
EE Real friends tie the purse with
cobweb threads. g s"1'
r&%A woman is like tar--only melt
her and she will take any form you please.
,y @rNAture j. a pattern maid 7ef-all-
work, AMI does best When little msadled
with.
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4 aE akgIfe who turns spy for pleasure,
would mel sticke to be u hangman for
business. lzs-v-~ 80
EEThere isA. policeman iflevery mans
conscience--though not always found oil
his beat. =
,EE In the language Of fiowers--if you
wish for "heart's-ease," never look TO
''mary-gold." ..,.--..trr1or,-, I
E1DTHoops have been compared to OBJ
stinate persons, because they stand out
about ,riaes. -...s.. er,l.
ETA suspicious nan--he'd search a
pincushion for treason, and see. daggers in
u needle-case.
@-A man never SO beautifully shows
his own strength, as when he respects
woman's softness. Fry rg WE
AWsSome people hearts are shrunk IN
them, like dried nu's. You can hear them
rattle as they walk.
@eEA famous mare recently died in
France At the age Of fif.y-two years.
Peace to her maues!
Us Er"That's the rock on which we
split," as the man said to his wife when,
asked TO rock the cradle. zs "a ar,
G1e''Fil be hanged if I do" as the
criminal said whom the Sheriff told him to
step upon the gallows. .1l ...,
HWhy is MI omnibus strap like a
conscience? Because it is check from
within to the outward man.
@Why are fowls the most econom-
zeal thing farmers keep? Kaze for every
grain they give peck. -,s s.ari.
4TThe newspapers are full Of adver-
tisemints for plain cooks. Ws.suppose
pretty cooks are of no account.a.--@
.' rEVAt Springfield. Mass, a lady sent
the following volunteer toRst:' Spruce
old bachelors, the eu'rgreems Of society"
GFT The heroine Of love stoEy--a
mere thing Of ,Voose-quill and foolscap:
only born III q EaFfet " be buried in a
trunk.
EFThesyouth. who cut open the bel
lows to see where the wind came from, is
now trying his hand at fattening grey
hounds. [.l
AEA waggish candidate, coming to n
tailor's shop in tine course Of his can
vass. said-TWlat We look for here, are
me"'uFes--ho' men, .-...- .r.I 10
EgA dandy lately appeared in Iowa
With legs so attenuatcd that the authori-
ties had him arrested becanse he had no
"visible means ofsupport.'
ETAn English paper, speaking of the
American light pleasure wagon. says5tlia
'tlie wheel consists of four circles OF cheese
rind. filled in with spider-webs.' Nov
laHgh. Good thing the wits are not al
dead yet! 7a. f,. '.@' - =.
ny Inc CuiOu oitttco YIN
lhe Rev. G. G. Finney. of Oberln, th'
well known reyivalist, is about sailing 70
London, where lie is engaged to spreacl
during the winter. Thisis his secpn'
visit 10 England.
EV-A little 'fnur-yea old, lying in lie
CRIB, alter. having bid good DighT to he
ii, who was 10 sail for Europe the mex
morning, buret into Tears and Sobbed as
Ter little heart Wnuld break. ts,s s
DO not cry. Lily said her mother
'y,ml Father in heaven viii Keep papa sal
il, m all harm. = '1fl s-1HI
-si;ut. mamma. am afraid lie may b
dl"+ ned in the big river before God, %
crb3e down from the eky.' tsi,4 -sod 3
FMyTERs' LITAHr.--F From want tofg'dd
wi,es that seold. maidens old and b
sbsJcrs "sa,ld''--preserve lisi s,t,.s-
E;.yt foolish sneers. mock suctioneers
and wInIan's tears-deliver uslf .aL
iro, singing flies, coal black .eyes
aGa [yties. .dEips-vdelA ef nS!S'tl W - I
From seedys 3sats, protested n9tee. an
sinking hwIa-7-ptp,vctu vs.! I-lss4E . ,
fR6' tfeakbg doors. a. wife that SHORES
'i3e, iii,dtd b,des. and dry goods stores
VraIre,su-l hIfsqa - Its T7tsf - -'is o
Fam t;~tlesi, 4sirls. with waving eufls
ani:.ati ~ t,eaTls ---l6rer Wi6d.1 - /,
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