Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1859-04-27
DESTRUCTION RAILROAD.

suring their numerous friends and pat !
rons, that the road 10 Rim is now in good
order. Within-the last three months il
has carried more than three hundred hog- !
sand passengers clear through from the
town of temperance to the city of Destruc-
tion, while the number of way Passen-
gers is encouraging. An enormous
amount of freight, such as mechanics
tools, household furniture, and even
whole farms have gone forward, and the
receipts of the year have been so large
that the Directors have resolved 10 de-
clare dividend offiye hundred per cent.
The track has been much improved, and
relaid with Messrs, Diabolos & Co.'S pat
ent rail. The grades are reduced to a
dead level, and the switches brought 10
such perfection all along the route, TO
Jerk the cars in a moment from the main
track, 10 avcid collisi with the Total
Abstinence engine and the Temperance
trains which have recently occasioned so
much trouble. In short, we have spared
no expense to make it superior 10 any
other road 10 ruin ever established. i,
gives US great pleasure to call the atten-
ton of the public TO the improvements in
our engines and cas-. The old fayorite
Observation-Disclosures fine cham
Der of double capacity, and patent driving
wheels after the fashion of old Juggernaut.
Our wine cars are models of luxurious
convenience, after the patent of the far
famed London Gin-Palaees; where ladies'
and children and gentlemen of the first
water can have all attention. To keep
up with the spirit of the times, our
whisky, rum, and brandy cars have been
greatly enlarged, and fare reduced 10
half price. Our cider, porter, and beer
cars are exciting attention among the
children. Our experienced engineer,
Mr.. Belial, and our polite and gentle
manly conductor, Mr.. Mix, have been TOO
long known TO the travelling public to
need any commeLdation. indeed, so
swift and sparkling are our trains through
our towns and villages, that some have
called it ':the flying artillery of he'll lei
loose on earih.' Tickets mns, always
be procured of Mr.. Mix, at the Drinkers
Hotel, where you may see the following
extract from our charter Of government:
Licensed to make = strong N an weak;
Licensed 70 lay wise man low;
Licensed a wife's fond heart to break,
And make her chiIdrens tears to flow.
Licensed to do thy neighbOr harni
Licensed to hate and strife;
Licensed to nerve the robb er's arm,
Licensed to whet the nurderous knife.
Licensed where peace and quiet dwell.
To bring disease and want and woe;
Licensed to make this world hell,
And ht a man for hell below"
REGULATIONS.
The down train leaves Ciderville at !
A. NJ, Portertown at I A. NJ, Beerville at
8 A. NJ, Wineyille at 9 A. NJ, Brandy /
Borougg at 10 A. NJ, Whisky City at II /
An.
The speed of the train win be greatly
increased as it proceeds; stopping, how
ever, 10 land passengers at Poor house
vile, Hospitalto~n, Prisonburg. Gallows-
vile, etc.
Or Sunday, the cars will be ready as
usual, especially for way passengers,
until further notice.
N. BAH baggage at the risk of the
owners, and widows and orphans are par
requested not to inquire after
persons or property at Ruin Depot, as in
no case will the Directors hold themselves
liable for accidents to passengers.
WM. WHOLESALE, Prest,