, 1859-12-07
THE ADVEKTIS 81. 4 youu, man

THE ADVERTISER, young man
l. cf so,~l reputation. with s.Ae for Intellectual
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cultivated ss.se ard 4 sSy aud aaia. H.
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The above appeared in our advertising col.
unns yesterday, marked for one insertion. We
canuot Doubt that to-day box No. 14lG, Post
Office" was crowded to repletion with letters
from lively und amiab'c young ladies' Of cul,i-
ratea tastes. Harry Stranger" bow ne
envy you the pleasure Of looking them over,
and seicct;ng, as your good sense will best in
struct you, just the lively and umabIe" one
who meets your taste. But "aont others" Of
course :: Till cPply," so you have announced in
your advertisement. How about that: Are
you to accept Of MI who are fully up to the
standard OF liveIiacss aud amisbilnty, Dear
"Strangcr," VIC don't know who yoa arc, NC
nevcr saw you, bat infallibly we shall defect
you, and the world will detect you, when you
pay at tie door Of Metropolitan Hall, md stalk
1avcsy in at the head Of few score Of lively aud
amiabtc yoarg 1adies from whom you have
been unable 10 select one more than another.
That is, however, your own affair aHd theirs.
We hare smother motive in thus reEuLlishipS
gratis your advertisement, We cauuos Doubt
you nill bc successful, nay that you were st
1far:ata last evening with your Il companion"
coveted and secured by advertisement Now,
rs yonng couple in whom We possess lively
interest, we have a few words of advice to prof
fer here, which, esteemed 'stranger' in the
height Of -FOUR gratitude to MS We slall expect
yon to receive kindly.
II you twain are 10 "atteud operas md iec-
lures during tue winter let US ask Of you
few simple favors. that is if you arc to sit on
OUT side Of Metropolitan Hall.
Eirst-De "liyciy and amish}c" both Of yen.
It is cheap amusement, and VIC we're consid-
cred 30 ourselves many years nso. But don't
let it take the form Of peanuts Of confectionery
Of the percussion sort. Carefully eschew every
thing during lecture or concert that in eating
ualcs noise. If VIC conee5e to you and your
Amaryliis few guu, drops, don't 60 to further
| and more noisy icugshs.
Second, Don't be too aniable to one another,
! TO remember that ne and o:r Susan also come
10 the conccrt or lecture 10 hear and he edited.
Don't talk soto ro. nor whisper, nor indulge in
any conversation during the performance, else
We shall bitterly regret having gireu place to
YOUR advertisement, and shall sadly refuse At
our counter all similar fifty cent fayor in future
Better 70 to such pluces companion" less than
] 70 to annoy The audience.
| 11ird, Pray, " stranger" be wiling to hear
a very good thing without going off into an
ecstacy of double so1ed boots. Don't tnoor4
everything. Don't insiss on passing your dish
FIR more soup whca the whole bill Of fare is Jet
to come.
Fourth, We beg, NC do earnestly implore o'
your, "Stranger,'' and your "lively and ami
aole" young lady. Gunless she is nurse, o'
Otherwise out at wazes) to sit the evening
through, on every occasion when BY the terms
If vorr contract you "attend the Operas ani
Lectures during the WINTER" Don't begin te
bustlc about and disturb your entire neighhoz
hood by preparing to Leave when there is "on']
o,c niece more. Nchare become accustomed
IN the nuisance where it appIies to distressed
ma.roa, with suffering babes at home, OF ser
xant girls who must kindle the fires ut I've tn
next morning, hut for you, "stFanser, AM
vour companion, sit sill until the grateful 70
calist or speaker hare given their lass tones =
the echoes Of the Hall. Else re shall wi=h ina
aBox No, 1&1e neyet received any correspon
denee.
Finally, dear "stranger." wo shall Tesar
you thu winter through, as under our care an
ourselves in some measure responsible LOT soo
If you do vol, md don't make your acqua'n'
, ance with lively and amiabls 5ouog lad'eS
: cultivated tastes a nuisance to ous audiences
: ans Of the ab,ye named familiar nethods' "
: shall take p,ide in you, but If the reverse 70
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