The Alleghanian. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1859-1865, 1859-11-10
EDITORIAL NOTING
day.

Bsg- Lady Franklin is in the South of
France, poor and in i'll health
asa- Capt. Bell, late of the Star, is now en-
gagged in a Clothing Store, in Philadelphia.
E.y~ Bitters gives it as his OF inion, that the
pickle" of the Standard is nothing but 'milk
and water"
Rsa- ''Old Brown" is said to be the father
of twenty two children. Few men have done
more for the Republic.
Hsa- We don't speak by the book.-Stand.
That is quite evident. If you did, you
would not lie under so many mistakes.
B&~ He (Whissel) keeps a superior arti-
Gle of small becr-Uordicdi.
\ superior article for small men-like you
EeyH Joshua r. Giddings denies that he had
any knowledge of the Harper's Ferry Insur-
rection until after its occurrence.
aea- The work of paving the streets, in
Johnstown, has been completed fer the pres
ent season.
Reg Several nights since, some malicious
fellow or fellows entered the Blair Co. Wing
office, and threw into pi large quantity of
type.
Bsy- Bitters and drank several bottles of
it the other night.-Nordcai.
If that be true, we'll wager the drinking
was done at Bitters' expense
ssQ- ''Fools are known by looking wise"
Dem. & Sent.
Damph0Oi SAYS there is one connected with
your establishment that may be known by
looking otherwise.
asA- The youngest of the two was nick
named Bitters.-Hordicdi
1t will be quite unnecessary hereafter for
you to tell the people that you are mot much
of a scholar"
Hsa fool is often showing his folly
when he thinks he is playing the part of a
witty wise man.-Hordicai.
Yes; but you generally show-something
more than your folly.
Eas@ Arrangements have been made to lay
three miles of track from Tyrone, on the Ty-
rome and Lock Haven R. R., and it is said
that both il and the Tyrone and Clearfeld
Road viii be rapidly pushed forward to COM
pIetion.
ssa- In a nice picfIs-Pickles of the Stan
dard.-4Ueg.
You ought to know-he's been into you
latterly rather eztensively.-Stand.
With his nose,
We suppose.
seap \ meeting, called at the Cambria
House, Johnstown, on Tuesday night of last
week, for the purpose of organizing fire com
pany, fizzle.
"One more fire, boys, and"-we doubt not
your organization viii be effected.
rsA Our ncighbor, Capt G. Nelson Smith,
of the Echo, has been appointed Senatorial
Delegate from this district, to the next Loco
Foco State Convention, with instructions to
support Hon. Henry D. Foster, of Westmore-
land, for Governor.
pSA. 1t is prominent characteristic with
truly modest men to always award to others
the praise that is justly due themselves. We
are pleased to see that our modest friend of
the Alieghanian is not an exception to the
rule.-Stand.
We submit the above as the most refreshing
puff we have enjoyed during our editorial ca
recr.
Bs2 We always make it point to regulate
the quantity and strength of the s'pickle"-
Stand. !
That explains it. We often wondered how
you could keep up such prodigious quantity
with little strength.
geA- Damphool, whose ingenuity knows
no bounds, has just invented the following
conundrum:
Why is the editor of the Democrat and SEN
tineI like old woman fast declining? Be-
cause every week makes him show a little
Nor decai, (more decay
The editor of the Dem & Sent NAV consider
that rather fat conundrum, but DamphooI |
fatters himself it is not quite so fat as the
subject.
Rs49 When the Ebensburg Brass Band was
first organized, the County Commissioners
graciously permitted its members to meet in
the Court House to practice Some time
since, however, they put an end to that busi-
ness, intimating, as we have been informed.
that the Band somewhat of a nuisance.
Now, Bitters gives it as his opinion that the
Commissioners, if they desired to preserve
should not have permitted, a few
evenings later, a certain one-horse show to
exhibit in that public building. Most cruelty
acrid is Btters when he takes the notion
B48s@ Pickles, who, like the editor of the Al
leghenian, knows little of everything and
not much of anything, insists that ii is a great
mistake to suppose that because most of the
items in that paper are accredited to "Bitters..
that he is therefore the father of them He
alleges that ''Bitters" is simply an alias. and
that the MANY witty thinps that apnaar II,