The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1859-07-09
A 4N Nate Little Row.

Recently a good honest looking Irish.
man was brought into court, on charge
of assault and battery, The complain
ant was also an Irishman. and the mate
little row. they had originated ~ fol-
lows:
Patrick went to Miclae shanty Just
by the La Crosse depot, to b rrow ha,
saw. Michael was out after Tag Of pota.
toes--so Patrick concluded to wait until
his return; and, for about half an hour,
enjoyed pleasant cha, with Katy, Mich.
aers wife. When Michael returned,
Patrick and Kny sat by the cook stove,
their feet on the hearth, ~ sociable 40
two n.i ghbors cosld be. Patrick had
his arm on the bsck of ks.y's chair,
which reused feeling of Jealousy in the
manly bosom of Michael. aud after setting
down his potatoes he sang out:
Pat, ye dirty divil, an what for b
ye after ncw!'
"Afher is it? Sure an would like
ta get yer 'ansaw TO make . bottom for
the trunhel bed, to put the chill, r-n in :"
{" A Why the devil didn', yer take the
saw. and make yer trunnel bed?
"Aisy no, Mickey dear, an i, would.
Mt look we'll for me TO take of yer saw
widont leaf, now would it Mickey ?"
"ie is right smar, Paddy, now amt
ye? An for what sits re there like \
haytheD turrik, wild your arm about Kay
for Is that the way ye &c. = 'sussw,
ye dirty blackguardy''
"Arrah no, Mickey dear-.ure, aud
isn't that the same arm srrained last
fall iflin' yer poor dead cousin, Tiw o..
Rafferty,, wid. when he fell from the mast
- the dick Of the vissil like a big log I
An ain't the sra till this blessed day -
lame as piper's dog ; an would yea re-
fuse TO let me pu. It in all aisy, comfort-
able place-jist On the back Of q chair,
till | could wait to ask yez for the an
saw, to inake trunnel d for the chill.
drens wild. Mickey dear?'
ITO the dlvil wid ye now. An
wern't ye playin' ball wid the same arm
all the yesteriay?" :"
Yes, Mickey, BIT that was the Les-
sed Sunday an faith, but We two played
a nate c,me, clanin' out ike a whirlwind,
Teddy aud the rest Of the blackguard.."
So We did but ye needn', cone here
to make luv to me wife when I'm out for
the praties. DO " think ye is an editor,
TO be takin' the tradom Of the press i.
/ tha: style ?"
| "Makin luv to Katy, is il. God ri,t
her pretty eyes, and what pu, that divl
into yer head, Mickey? ?"
! "ller purity yes, is i. ! And I have
great will TO give ye the nstest tsstin'
ye liver had, for the same liberty ye tux
to hook al them! Ye are iu Iuv wild her
now, ye pira.ical modo ,hn, aud mny |
niver have y dip TO Ii ght NE Through
purgatory bu. III give ye something to
put in yer ,rnnnel- bed. Ge, up here till
| whale the dirty coat IF ye r.
"Aod, now, Mickey dear, don't make
fool Of yer sinsible silf An vud bs
ntthcr nakin' iuv to yer Katy, wild her
red hsi' aud dirty face; wid her big hand
like ,rtle's nis', an her mouth lookiu'
like hole IN II green apple? Arrah,
now, Mickey ain't ye the devil to take
me to be around her ike Il wsysel, stain
th chicken of yer yeart from Yer own
coop. whin | have better lookin' wife Il
home? Out wild yer nonsense, Mickey -
AN is il Katy ye are comparin' 70
all the lousy blaekgua,d d. in yer own fam
ily, Katy who has for 'liven years bin
os thruc to ne as the nadlc unto the n.ur.
iner's pole L. i, callin' her mouth .
hole IN green fpnle, an yer cross.
eyed Bridget better loukiu' than her ?"
At this stage of the proceeding. Pat.
rick Jumped mp to defend Bridget's rep.
utatlon, jerked off his cost. which bad
hardly touched the foor, before Michasl
and Katy both had c,inched him. For
about three minutes things we're lively
there. The cook stove got thrs.h. d
dDwn--other articles mi> p'aced-thc ba.
by pitched into the swIl pail-and "
last Patrick was thrown cut Of doors,
with his pants torn. his hair half out. HE
hat demolished, looking the worse for
his ,ussle. and compelled to go without
his hand.aw Each one Of the parties
were ined three dollars UtiUauItee
.Negs.
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