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BURLINGTON FEMALE Sc MINARY
THE second quarter OF the Fall and Winter
Il Term will commence on the 2lst of November.
Those intending to enter are requested to be pres
emit on the 2lst inst. dawlw
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.CHAS. s. PARKER.
TRl1L ROTTLES GIFTS.

WIZ. JOsLTN & SONS, Barton, W., whole.
sale Agents for Western aud Northern y. y. TO
waom ali orders should be addressed.
S.Id 5v l.. G. Spears anu Theo. Peek, Burlins-
ton. +. s.. Storrs & sons, WinoOski, and by dealers
generally throughout the Country. w206m
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q. II. mo. IA.
D15n CoDyroWod


In all agonizing diseases the first object is to
arrest pain. This Is done Immediately ami With
cut the peril attending the use Of chloroform Of
opium, by Administering inwarily or applying
outwarily, or bot1. Rllvly's Really Relief. It
does not Supply or e-ngest the brain or thr - the
patient into 7 state Of a~sphyxia; it simply annihi-
istes pm. countcracts irritation, and c~ifuses a
gentle r'rr. the frst arrest f returning health
throu % .1- me svst,u Hence in external inju-
ries. sucl rs us. vouai5, cont sions, burns,
&c it Is iI,alaa, re. Gut its graadest results
are witnessed IA ac1ta dis .asss Of the st ]mach ami
bowels, il enittaet, Intermittent, and other Fe
vers, in Neurallia. Rheumatism, Tic Doloreux,
General Debility, sni those distressing and lie
pressing Local Complaints and Weakness, to which
the feeble sex ara exclusively subject. "Thrice
i. he armed" who has Radwiy's three Remedies,
the Relief, Regulating Pills, and Resolvent He
is nrepsred for alt constitutions and other disor-
derz. and may traverse the world without consult
ing q physician.
RAILWAY h CO.,
w2Ow2 NEW YORK.
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THE NERyOUsO ROTH SEXES
A Retired Clergyman, having been restored to
health in 2 few days, after many years Of great
nervous suffering, is willing TO assist others ty
sending Ifreel a copy of the prescription used
Direct the Rev. John VI. Dagus1l, lSe Fulton St
Rroohlvn. y. Y. wl5m2
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Dyspepsia Remedy

Dyspepsia Remedy
DR.. DARIUS HAMS
AROMATIC INVIGORATING SPIRIT.
This Medicine has been used by the public for six
wears. with increasing favor. It is recon-
t&ended to Cure Dyspepsia, Nervousness
Heartburn, Collie Pains, Windi in the
Stomach, or Pains in the Bowels
Headach, Drowsiness, Kid
ney Complaints, Low
Spirit, Delirium
Tremens, In
temperance
II STIMULATES, ExaILAEAIEs, IxvIooRAIEs, BUT
WILL NOT iSTOxIcArE Or S%rUPEFY.
as \ MEDICINE. it IS quick and effect
ual. curing the most aggravated eases Of Dyspep-
STA, Kidney Complaints, and all other derange-
mrnts Of the stomach and Bowels, in a speedy
manner.
1t will instantly revive the most melancholy
and dropping spirits, and restore the weak, nerv-
Gus and sickly to health. siren 9Th and yigor.
Persons who, rom in the judicious use OF liquors,
have become detected, and their nervous systems
shattered, constitutions broken down. and subject
t. that horrible curse TO humanity, the DELIEtUW
TREMESs, viii, almost Immediately. feel the hap
Ply and healthy invi o%ratin4 efficacy oiD Hsu's
Ilvicorating spirits.
WHAT IT VIII DC.
DosE.-Onc wine elast foil as often as ncccssa-
~.
One dose will remove al Bad Spirits.
Ono dose will cure Heartburn.
Three doses will cure Indigestion.
One dose will you a Z ej Appetite.
One dose will stop tac distressing pains of Dys-
pepsia.
One dose will remove the distressing and disa-
greeable effects Of Wind OF flatuIancq, and rs soon
as the stomach receives the Iuyiy. rating SDirit the
distressing load and all painful feelings viii be
removed.
One dose VIII remove the most distressing pains
Of Collie. either in the stomach or bowels.
A few doses viii remove all distinctions in the
Kidney, Bladder or Urinary Organs.
Persons who are seriously afflicted with cny
Kidney Complaints are assured speedy relief By a
dose or two, and q radical cure By the use of one
or two bottles.
NIGHTLY DISSIPATION.
Persons who, froL dissipating too much over
night, and feel the evil effects Of poisonous IL
quors, in violent headaches, sickness ut stomach,
weakness, gidlinesS, &c, viii find ne dose viii
remove all bad feelings.
Ladies Of weak and sicklv constitutions, should
take the Iavigoratinc Spirit three times a Gay; it
will make them strong, healthy and happy, re-
move all distractions and irregularities from the
or-aus, and restore the bloom Of health
and beauty 70 the carcworu face.
During pregnancy it will be found IN invalua-
bic medicine to remove dislgrceabIc sensations at
the stomach.
All the proprietor asks isa ui' ''7 induce
this, he has put up the ISvIGoHAIISG SPIRIT in
pint bottles. at 50 cts. quarts 81.
General Depot. = Water Street, Y Y.
Sid in W n3o-ki by J :. S,orrs & Son; in Bur
by 7. A. Peek, Agent. and by Druggists
generally.
November 9, 1853. wIyr
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AdvIces from Laguayra and Venezuela Of
the 25th ult.. state that the Rebels were be-
ing defeat d on IL sides The town Of Car
upano which they held, wa captured after a
bloody conflict Of 81 hours. 10 Of the prin-
cipal chiefs Of Cunana were arrested while
trying to escape, and sent prisoners TO Lagu-
agra.
A portion Of the ruins OF the elevator at
Buffalo. burned last week, fell yesterday 2
NJ, burying 10 or y lahorers VINO we.n en-
gagged in removing the damaged gr m. Two
dead bodies had been taken 1ll md ) OF 4
Others injured.
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RAILWAY h CO.,
NEW YORK.
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0Y 7 Z s.
Oysters Oysters !! Oysters y.
JUST RECEIVED, BY EXPRESS,
4 SupDly If Fresh Oysters.

JUST RECLiN Ed, b1
a supply ii Fresh Oysters.
& SHALL CONTINUE RECEIVING, DAILY,
Z a very full supply Of the
VERY BEST OYSTERS
the market affords, which will be sold at the very
lowest prizes.
Fancy Candies and Confectionery for Trimming
Cakes. &c, &c, kept constantly on hand.
The largest and me splendid assortment Of
s
that can be found in the State; price, from
| cent to 50.
Also, the most splendid assortment Of
O = 4 c 6 o
that can be obtained in any concern in the State,
price from S cents to 81 p per pound.
Also, the greatest variety and most splendid
assortment n
$ G \ Il s
i1at can be found in the place.
l have also, a large variety Of
CONFECTIONERY and TOYS
of the very finest quality and rarest variety.
Also, NUTS ofall kinds; FIGS, ORANGES,
LEMONS, and a great variety Of other articles
Of the very finest quality.
All those wishing the very best of articles can
find them by calling as a'ove.
G. NJ. PETERSON.
burlington, October 2lst, 1859. daw3m
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News Of the Week.
NEw YORK. E%LECTION.

By Telegraph TO lire Daily Free Press.
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DrRING THE sUMMER TuAT HAs

W II -
Just passed away, thousands Of sufferers from dys-
intery and disrahoea have been relieved by the
use O Hostetter's Bitters, a medicine which is ev-
IDENTIFY destined to maintain a permanent place
in the public estimation. Bilious diarrhoea is
one IF those diseases which battles the skill Of the
physician. The medicine they administer to act
upon tho bowels never seems to reach the source
Of the evil. The difficulty is to get remedy that
will reach ali the digestive organs, an give them
simultaneously q rush Of vigor, to rid themselves
Of this disease. This problem Is solved by the
Bitters, which never fails to conquer the most
stubborn cases. It is only fair to say, that dur
ing the season just closet, this medicine has
achieved more cures than any other ever presented
to the public, and d~nring the fall, when that ter
rihle scourge, the tevor an ague, Is 50 prevalent,
the Ritters will gain fresh fame.
SOL by druggists and dealers generally, every
where.
see advertisement in another column
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NEW BOOKS.
.sE IFE AND TRAVELS Of Alexander Won
AZ Humboldt" with Introduction by B.Tayior.
"The Puritans," or the Church, Court and Par
Lament OF England, during the reigns Of Ed
ward 4th and Queen Elizabeth; by Samuel
Hopkins
"Thc Empire of Russia" by John 5. c. Abbott.
"The representative Men of the New Testament
by George Baldwin.
Mystic Circle" and American Hand Book Of
Masonry, by George H. Gray, Sen.
"Almost a Heroine" by the author Of Counter
parts.
"Out Of the Depths" the story of a Woman's Life.
"From Dawn to Daylight" by a Minister'S Wife.
"The Lost and Found" or Life among the Poor.
" Beulah," by Augusta J. Evans.
" Germaine," by Edmond About.
-Four Years Aboard the Whaleship."
Received for sale by
E. A. FULLER.
Oct, II.
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A Quvy. Why viii you suffer- Dyspepsia Is
a brief but comprehensive term for the numerous
diseases which affect the stomach, liver. and in
fact the whole human system. Until d.. Green
discovered the Oxyg mated Bitters medical science
wa. at fault and had exhausted itself in f%ruitles=
Efforts TO cure this dis a.o. The Dyspeptic need
suffer no longer with a disease that IS always pain
full, and frequently a fatal affection.
This unique and peculiar compound will as Ger
tafnly cure the disease as the disease exists Had
it not this power such testimony as follows would
not be given in its favor:
VALUABLE TESTIMONY N FAVOR OF THE
OXTGENATED BTrTERS.
WASHINGTON. D. c., June 10.
Having made use Of the Originated Bltrs. pre-
pared bv Dr.. George B. Green, Of Windsor, VT.
and from know edge obtained Of their efficacy In
other cases. we cheerfully recommend them To the
public, believing that they will fully sustain the
commemorative Of the proprietor. We hope that
this valuable remedy may be accessible to all the
Afflicted.
SAMUEL {. PHELPS, I L. s.. N,nat9,s
WILLIAM UPHAa, from Vermont.
JAMES F. SIMMONS, R r ID. G Giaae5' Prom
- 81. s.. Senator and for
49, AoNhh1ND' mriy Coz. Of Ky.
L. II. ARvovD, formerly Cor. ofR. Island.
Wv. wooDBRIDGE, laf, Gov. Ct Michigan.
Il. success in severe eases Of DYSPEPSIA,
ASTHMA, and GENERAL DEBILITY OF
THE SYSTE.d, places it among the most won
derful discoveries in medical science, and has given
it a reputation far beyond any remedy known for
these complaints. in all their various forms.
Prepared by :. W. FOwLE & co, BosroS, and
for sale by J. W. RoBY & Co, and AMOS c. SPEAR,
Burlington MARCUS Hull, HIyEsBURGH; !. s.
SroaRs & Soe. Winooski; c. VI. BATES, Essex
Centre: c.. W. BRowyELL, Painesville; J. j.
SNovps ( Co. Sholburne; E. ALEXANDER, Char
lotte: /. P. CARLETON. Underhlll; and by all
dealers in medicine everywhere.
wl9w4 T. A. PECK, Agent
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80, and elegant combination for COUGHS, &c.
DR.. G. f. BIGELow, Boston.
"Hqps p-oUsd s%-tremsly sevleeabls for HoARsE-
srss.' Rev. HENRY WARD BEECHER.
"Trsoommeud Their use to PUBLIC SPEAKERS"
Rev. E. H.. CEAPIy, New York.
e'Nost s~aIatary TsigF IN BRoycHIus.'
Rev. >. SEIGFRIED, Morristcvn, Ohio.
"Benefcial wb.n eomYeilsdto speak, suffering from
CoLD." Rev. 5. J. P. ANDERSON, st. Louis.
"EfecfaaI N re,1ovlng H2ays eless and Irritation
Of the Thr9of, SO common nth SPEAKERs and SING
Frs"
Prof. NJ. STACY JOHNSON, LaGralge, Ga.
Teacher of Music, Southern Female College.
"GTeat benCit l0ten taken before and oft1 preaching,
as they prevsnt Hoarsszs,s. From thar past sTest, /
thlak they unH be Of psrmanent adUaatags 10 me-"
Rev. E. ROwLEY, A. n,
President of Athens College, Tenn.
Sold By sill Druggists, at % cents per box.
Also, BRowy's LAXATIVE TRocars, or Cathartie
Lozs7gss for DysP psi1, Indigestion, Constipation,
Headache, Bilious Affections, &c. wl9H6
Polynesian. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu], Hawaii) 1844-1864, 1859-06-04
fhe Wines and Liquors of California.

The cultivation of the grape in California bids
fair, in the short space of twenty years. to trans
ceHd in Importance the working of our gold mines
This statement will excite surprise with thous-
ands, and will probably be discredited by many |;
but it is easily susceptible of proof. The State
Register, for 1859, most valuable work, and one
which should be in the possession of every Cali
fornian, as well as widely disseminated through
out the Eastern States informs that the increase
of our vines from 1856 to 1857 was fifty per cent.
and seventy -four per cent from 1857 to 1858, and
about fifty per cent. since then on the whole stock
being greater increase than compound interest
would yield. 1t is estimated that the present
stocks of vines when matured, exclusive of the
proceeds derived from the sale of the grape and
the manufacture of brandy, will reach ten mil
lions of dollars. In twenty years, at the rate Of
progress above indicated, The wine product of Cal
ifornia will be worth fifty millions of dollars.
Polynesian. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu], Hawaii) 1844-1864, 1859-06-04
Foreign ADVERTISEMENTS.

ANY MAN WHO PROCESSES TO UNDERSTAND
n all trades aud Sciences assumes 10 impose absuri-
IL upon the public On the principle any medicine
which processes all diseases, is unworthy The
slightest confidence, and should be denounced
quack The Grefenberg Family Medicines do not
assume all diseases with remedy. They have
different medicines each adapted its peculiar disease;
and has proved beyond question: the efficacy and
tanIy preparations Their list comprises the follow
ing medicines:
GR.EFEEBFRG VEGETABLE Pills;
.aLARSHALL'S UTERINE C9THOLICONj
GR.EFENBERG SARSAPy4RILL-4;
GR.EFENBERG PILE REMEDY;
GR.FFENBERG DYSENTERY SYRUP
GREEN MOUNTAIN OINTMENT;
GR.EFENBERG CHLLDREN"S P.4N:aCE4i
GR.FFENBEKG COSSUHPTTVE'S BaLMi
GR.EFENBER6 EYE LOTION;
GR.EFEFBERG FEVER .4GUE REMEDY
GR.EFENBERG HEALTH BITTERS;
GR.EFENBERG MANUAL OF HEALTH
For sale by all Druggists.
General Agents, REDINGToN & CO.,
Wholesale Druggists, San Francisco. !
s. PORTER FORD, NJ. D., Agent, Honolulu. 25-tf I
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QUICK WoRK.-Messrs. Peterson & Brothers
the extensive publishers in Philadelphia, received
by recent European steamer the advance sheets
Of Frederika Bremer's new novel " The Father
and Daughter >" and in fortyeigh hours after its
reeeption issued it for sale, printed and bound.
The book contains over 400 pages.
Polynesian. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu], Hawaii) 1844-1864, 1859-06-04
Gbe 1)olpnrsian.
FOR EIGN NEW S!

By the arrival of the clipper ship FeEr, Capt
Winter, in II days from San Francisco, we
have received days later dates from New York !;
and from Liverpool to April 2.
Polynesian. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu], Hawaii) 1844-1864, 1859-06-04

An exchange publishes two lines of the great
epic upon Gen. Jackson.
When you see their eyes glisten, then my men
fire, were the last dying words Of A. jackson,
ESQUIRE"
The daily press. (Cincinnati [Ohio) 1859-1859, 1859-05-10

On Saturday o drayman in Louisville fell
under the wheel of his dray and was killed.
Tho hod- carriers Of Portland, Maine, have
struck for higher wages. ...-Tr
The presses of the Petersburgh (Va.) Ex-
press are run by water power.
The latest intelligence received from tho
gold mines of Kansas informs us that whisky
was in great demand and groceries scarce.
Socrates, seeing soolding wife who had
hanged herself on an olive tree, exclaimed:
go, that all trees should bear such fruit"
Henry W. Preston, a well known actor, oom-
mitted suicide by drowning, at Albany, a few
days since.
A convention of slave holders Of Maryland,
is to be held in Baltimore on the 9Th oC June.
Tho object is to devise plans for the better reg
ulation and government of the free colored
population of the State.
An unknown man was run over and killed
by train on the P. T. M. & @. r. Il. near
Chicago, on Friday last. lie was FIVE feet ten
inches high, had brown hair, dressed in black
frock coat, black satin vest, drab pants, bluo
oYeralls, and q white shirt marked l. II. d.
Mrs. Mary Cuthbert widow of Captain An
thony Cuthbert of the Revolution, wBs visited
o. May /, at her residence in Arch street,
Philadelphia, by some fifty of her children,
Brand-cnllurenJ hAu Breat grahu-CnllurehJ VIM
assembled TO congratulate the old lady on at
tanning her ninetieth birth day, in the full
possession of her mental faculties.
The comet which we mentioned the other
day Us observed at tho Michigan University
has been seen at the Harvard and Hamilton
College Observatores. Whether tho comet will
become visible to the naked eye, whether it is
approaching earth or sun, and whether 1t is
the temperance of comet formerly noticed
or new one, the observations Of n few days
more will probably decide.
True ELoQUENoE.-A young Irish girl, who
was rendering testimony against an individual
in a court of law, said al am sure he never
made his mother smile" There is a compro-
hensveness and intensity of expression in this
simple sentence to which we have seldom, if
ever, seen a parallel. Such a history of hard
heartedness and dcpravity was surely never
before put on record.
The anniversary of the American Tract
Society will be held at the Academy of Music,
New York, tomorrow, wednesday, The
prelimnares of the gathering look warlike,
and the prospect is that struggle among the
different sets of brethren will occur, to see
who shall handle the funds. A general muss
has already developed itself, which the Her
aid terms the most entertaining bellgerent
topic of the day, and the Independent looks
upon the affair as an " annual disgrace"
The daily press. (Cincinnati [Ohio) 1859-1859, 1859-05-10
Special Notice.

HAVING FITTED UP MY STORE, AT
n IL 1877 Main street, between Third and Fourth,
ner Mr.. 5. p, DURANDO, formerly of New York
City and lately from one Of the best establishments
year, together with as fine stock of Goods as ever
came to Cincinnati, am prepared 10 give my old
patrons, as we'll strangers satisfaction in all the
departments Of trade
invite a special cali of the friends of Mr.. s. T.
DURANDO.
The daily press. (Cincinnati [Ohio) 1859-1859, 1859-05-10
Cincinnati, Richmond &
lcI1 "a IN NJ
INDIANAPOLIS RAILROAD.
Great Through Route for
INDIANAPOLIS,
TERRE HAUTE, #f ..#'
ST. LOUIS, -... ....
LAFAYETTE, ...t
CHICAGO,
L0GANsPoRT. -.
TWo DAILY THROuGH TRAINs H ieaTe siIfh n q

FORT WAYNE.
TWO DAILY THROUGH TRAINS leave Sixth street
Depot, at 6 A. NJ and 4:30 p. NJ.
6 A. M-IEDIANAP0LIS, ST. LOUIS q CHIOA-
GO FAST E$PRESS.-Thr direct making close
connections for all other Western and
points. This Train also connects at Richmond with
Cincinnati and Chicago Roads, for Anderson, Kobo-
mo, Logansport, and all points on Wabash Valley
Railroad. y
4:3O i. M.-INDIANAPOLIS, CHICAGO & ST.
LOUIS NIGHT EXPRESS.-The above Trains make
close connections at Indianapolis, Lafaye and Chi
cago with Trains for Terre Haute, Springfield, Rock
Island GaIesGrrg, Kcnosa, La Crosse Jscks2nville,
Galene, Quincy, Prairie du Ohien, Pana, Peoria,
Dunleith, Racine, Decatur, Bloomington, Joliet La
Sale, st. Paul. and all towns and cities in the North
west.
,E0-Throush Tickets given and Baggage checked
through.
For further information and Through Tickets, an.
ply to Ticket Offices, north corner of Front and
Broadway; No. l69 Walnut street, near Fourth; at
south corner of Fourth and Vine street, or at
the Sixth-street Depot.
-. D. 81. MORROW, Superintendent.
0mnibuses will call for passengers by leaving their
names at either of the Ticket Offices.
l3S W. II. SMITH, Agent.
The daily press. (Cincinnati [Ohio) 1859-1859, 1859-05-10
GLASGOW AND NEW YORK
COMPANY
STEAM TO GLASGOW, LIVERPOOL, BELFAST
DUBLIN AND LONDONDERRY
FOR $40.

fRoN NEW l0BK,
Glasgow, Thomson. ... Saturday, May Il, at ~ nooD
Edinbnrgh Cumming. Wednesday, gnnel, .,
Glasgow, ThOmson.... July &, "
Edinburgh, Cumming. JuiyT,
fROa GLASGOW.
Edinburgh, Cumming. Saturday, May T.
GLASGOW, Thomson ..,.., " June II.
Edinburgh, Cumming. Juy2
Rates of Passage from New York, Philadelphia OF
Boston, to Glasgow, Liverpool, Belfast, Dublin O.
Londonderry, first class, ss15, Steerage found viii
an abundance Of properly cooked provisions, $50.
Passage from either Of the above places TO New
York, first cabin, $685. sIeelage, $50. Children
under twelve years Of age, half fare AR experienced
medicines. -, .. e. 3.
For Freight or Passage, apply to,
ap27 ROBERT CRAIG, II Broadway.
The daily press. (Cincinnati [Ohio) 1859-1859, 1859-05-10
a MERICAN BANK NOTE COM.

IN PANY, south east corner Of Fourth and Main
streets, Cincinnati, Ohio Engraved in style cOrre-
spending in excellence to that of Bank Notes, Rail
road State and County Bonds Certificates of Stock
and Deposit, Checks, Notes, Bill and Letter Heads,
Cards, &C., &C. The above office IL under the superv.
sion Of 1891 GEO It. JONES, Engraver.
The daily press. (Cincinnati [Ohio) 1859-1859, 1859-05-10
Various Items.

He whose friendship is worth having must
hate and be hated.
az cant execute this music" said a pianist,
"until get the bang of it,"
Tho best way to disperse mob is to begin
giving them good advice.
Why is an active waiter like racc-h horse
Because he runs for the plate
The sea has been called ga saline draught to
neutralize the heartburn between nations"
They who "pine" in their youth can never
look "spruce" in old age.
"My son, / dislike your low ways" "Pray,
father, would you have me turn highwayman ?"
paper maker-"a fellow of infinite jest"
says that the kind Of paper which most
nearly resembles a sneeze is tissue, (te-sheto.)
1t is said the difference between eating
strawberries and cream and kissing O pretty
girl, is so small that it can not be appreciated.
A desperate fight in a drinking saloon up
town is reported as the last exhibition Of
Spiritual knocking"
| We have seen ladies not only too weak to
bear food, but even too weak to boar contra
diction.
"Mrs. Smith, did you say, in the hearing of
my little girl, that was great rusty cat p
" No, my dear Mrs. Jones said you was a
great aristocrat."
An old maid who hates the male sex, most
venomously, cut a female acquaintance rec.
Atly, who complimented her upon the buoy
dncy of her spirits.
An apotheeary asserted in large company,
" that all bitter things are hot" Ono" re-
piled physician, ga bitter cold day is an ex-
ception."
Within six months past seven hundred
thousand oysters have been opened and "put
up" in Fairhaven, Conn.,, all Of which will
doubtless be "put down " somewhere else.
| wine merchant in an eastern city in ex-
tolliDg an excellent article Of port, says lin his
ADVERTISEMENT at is as pure as tho tears
which bereaved affection drops upon a new
made grave"
Women are called the softer sex," because
they are SO easily humbugged. Out of ont
hundred girls, ninety-fve would prefer osten.
tation to happiness dandy husband to me
chanic.
A few Sundays since, Yankee entered {
pew in one of the fashionable churches ir
Lynn, Mass, which being somewhat crowded
inadvertently sat down upon portion of 4
ladies' crinoline. In an instant he jumped NJ
exclaiming: "Beg pardon, marm, have
broken your numbrellas?"