The Alleghanian. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1859-1865, 1859-09-15
EDITORIAL k0TIN G S

BeA. Green and grOnoing-our cucumber Gu
riosity.-.Standard.
aea- Green and qnit groseing-the Editor of
the Standard.
psa, Damphool says he has often heard of
narrow escapes, but never yet heard of broad
one.
nes. a. j. Frost, Esq. is supposed to have
been bobbing round our neighborhood for "a
few days"
be- Bitters says we shall soon Hall
within hall. We suppose he refers to L. W.
Hall and Senate Hall. Profound fellow, that
Bitters, and great prophctl
neA- 1t seemeth that in some things we
please the Standard and in other things we
displease it. In so doing we always manage
to please ourselves.
ssa. The "st" is all we need, Major-7y-
rome Star.
Yes; you have ci-n-k. If you splice, you
can raise noxious vapor.
Bay@ There is an institution known ''the
dance which it would seem is getting into
the good graces of a number of our citizens
Look out for ST. Vitus
Bsy- Polly Tucker has recently been ac-
quilted in Virginia, fo- killing man whilst
forcing his way into her house.
We wonder if Polly is relative of the eel
ebrated Daniel Tucker.
pea- The Standard is informed that s'CoI.
Hall, the Peoples candidate for Senator. spent
several days in Ebensburg this week, and
this Alleghanian appears with his name at its
masthead. Put that and that together.
Bas= 1t has been stated that Mons. Blondin
has netted $4,000, by his rope at Niagara.
Are we to understand from this, that Mons
made net out of his rope, and fshed the
river?
nsa- 1t is said that nearly all the vinegar
manufactured in New York, is diluted with
sugar of lead and other dangerous poisons.-
Democrat f Sentinel.
So is the whiskey.
sas- 1t is dreadful thing to be Loco-Fo-
CO candidate for the State Senate. 1t is said
that our friend Durbin is terribly annoyed
and hampered with demands for pledges.
oh nien Heber, Augustin, allies ist tceg!
Bay~ \ mule is now on exhibition at the
National Horse Show, at Dayton, Ohio, which
stands nineteen hands high, and weighs eigh-
teen hundred pounds. He is certainly a
arhopper.-Democrat j. Sentinel.
We thought you said he was mule.
Ras~ The saying that 'Durbin can't keep a
hoter' has no foundation in fact. He can
keep hotel. But the question is "will he
make as good Senator for the People as
Hall 2"
Echo answers not.
Ey- a kind friend presented us one day
last week with two dozen very fine roasting
ears.
As our friend is modest and wouldn't like
to be found in print, we must content our
selves with acknowledging the corn"
BSy~ The Huntingdon american and the
Union are beginning to pitch into each other
in fine style. Hope Bro. Nash won't get Spear d
in the engagement.-Tyrone Star.
No danger they are only Masking their
teeth at each other.
sR- We firmly believe that the rough, SOL
id, old-fashioned democratic majority of over
1900 will be polled this fall for the, entire
Observation-Disclosures
We should consider it rough enough, neigh
Dor, if you to leave the l3 off You
have evidently allowed yourself room to fall
this fall.
BA- Gen A. II. Coffroth, of Somerset, has
been nominated by the Loco-Focos, as can
didate for the Legislature in the Bedford and
Somerset district.
We know the General and we know his op-
ponent. They are both clever men. We
think, however, that the second Tuesday of
October will make CcfroM cough and troth.
BE~ We notice that our friends of the
| Democrat q Sentinel return their thanks to the
Hon David Taggart, President of the State
Agricultural Society, for complimentary tick
cts to the coming State Fair, in Philadelphia
We should be glad if the President had the
moral courage to serve us a trick of that kind
| We should like to take several chances.
has not the faintest recollection of the alleged
| conversation between Mordecai and himself,
as detailed in the Democrat & Sentinel That
| he and Mordecai took nip together he de-
nies most emphatically. We should consider
il rather an anomaly to see Bitters taking his
| bitters.
| BSa- Franklin was a printer, blackstone was
printer, Lord Stanhope printer, Be-
ranger, the French poet, was printer, and
| Thiers the eminent French historian was O
printer. Simon Cameron and Gov. Packer
| uara rriuters Errbouos