New-York daily tribune., 1859-06-30

One of our most talented Epglish playwrights
has distinctly alluded, in passage which bas been
occasional, quoted, to the tendency Of the course
of True Love not to run smooth; and It is an un-
que fashionable fact that many youth of either sex
suffer seriously from arrangement Of the liver, oc-
ca-ifned mainly BY blighted hopes aud unrequited
affection. For this complaint, several remedies, if
not more, have teen proposed-bitters, pills, ropes
and Tstsbane-and the last two mentioned have
been found very specific and salutary. But as
sshiDg Waips and green-sick giils may object to
this treatment Of their troubles as ast tribe too
heroic, several philsuthropsts in this city have
formed copsrtnership under the name and style
of Weston & Co-this is the alias which these kind
and learned gentlemen have modestly adopted-snd
have, either from their own wonderful stock Of the
lore Of lose, from the works of AuacreOn, Osid,
and johannes Secupdus, compiled or caused to be
compiled oil ingenious, erudite, tender, cabalistc
and nfalilble Treatise, eutitled "The Bliss Of Mar
" Iisee, or the Way to the ALTAR, or Matrimooy
I" Made Easy, or How 10 Vic Lover. One Vol.
" une Of 200 pages, 32mo. Price 81. Printed
" Oh the finest paper, aud illustrated in the best
:" style Of art" We are informed that this prom
isiDg volume may be obtained only by postal appli-
cation to tbe publishers, and that it csnaot be had
at any bOokstore-nO, not even at the rooms Of the
American Tract Society; which seems hard, be-
Cause think that little love in that quar-.
ter would be pleasant even 10 the Oldest un'
married Life Member We take it for
granted that the bOok-whch We have not
seen, for our studies have thus far been con
fined to the pamphlet prospectus-is dedicated
to the President of the United States, who, as be
arranges bis n'ghtcsp, swallows his sOmniic tunbler
Of whisky toddy, AID at last betakes himself to his
solitary pll ov, undoubtedly calls 10 tremuous and
reproscbful tones upon uDkindy Venus, and de-
mands Of the Goddess Of the Large and Laughing
Eyes, why she did not, one hundred years ago,
when he was just entering upon bis manhood, gran.
him peruSal Of this loye-creatiug love-compeDg
little book. Nay, it is not yet too late; for this
work laughs at longevity. BY reading it, We are
told that all may be married irrespective of age,
appearance or positirn:" and we should very
much like to see it tried upon Dr. j. B who can
not be much Older, cannot, hope, be less beauti-
ful, and cannot, We are sure, get lower seat than
be has made Of the Presidential stool. A very
wonderful book it is. indeed We are 10 have no
more shame faced sippering, for Z" it teaches how
TO make love-" We are TO have no more Of the
old timidity, once thought not ungracefal 10 geo.
tleman sgbing liAe furnace, for it teaches how
s. to act when fascinated BY lady" at teaches,
also, how to make the wrinkIed face smooth"
snd-thrice- blessed Instruction" how to remove
" freckles and tan" 1t ga complete code Of gal
lantry and etiquette" Iii "the great textbook
Of conDubial felicity" Had SapPho read it, she
would not have pined in vain for the beautiful BOY
of Nifty lene, and would not have made q she Sam
Patch of herself by jumping from the white cliffs Of
Leucadia Had it fallen under the eye of Ovidius
Nsso, be might have made love to Livia in the
yery face of Augustus, and would not have made
an ass of himself on the Euxine shore. 1t would
have saved the gentle Juliet-it would have