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Semi-weekly standard. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1853-18??, 1859-11-16
Raleigh, n. c., Nov. 10, 1859.
The Recent Elections.


It is generally understood that the black Repub-
leans have carried all their candidates in New York.
The New York Tribune says, "E. w. Leavenworth
and his associates on the Republican ticket, who
had to bear the brunt of both Democratic and Amer
lean antagonsm, concentrated on one ticket, are
elected by at least 1900 majority" The Tribune
declares that the black Republicans knew well what
they were doing in the late elections-that they vo-
ted with full knowledge of the fact that the Demo-
Gratis were charging that by SO doing they were en-
eouraging Seward and old John Brown. The Tri-
bnne furthermore announces that in no event shall
the Union be dissolved 1t says the Republicans
will elect man like Andrew jackson or Zachary
not be even in danger of dissolution" If the Editor
the Tribune and about one thousand more of the
same stripe, could be hanged along side Of John
Brown the danger of d:sunion would be greatly di.
minished
The people Of New York have deliberately pro
nouneed for Seward and against the South. We
agree with the Tribune that they knew what they
were doing, for they were warned by Dickinson, the
Democratic presses, and the Democrats generally Of
the State Of the construction which would be place.
BY the South on their endorsement of Seward. Thu
only ground of hope in the future is that q large
vote was unpolled That vote may be polled mex
tall on the side Of the Constitution and the Union.
Olden, the black Republican candidate, has beer
elected Governor of New Jersey by about 2,OO(
majority. The Legislature Of that State is in doubt
10th sides claiming it
Semi-weekly standard. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1853-18??, 1859-11-16

COOK CONVICTED, AND THE INSURGENTS SENTENCED.
John E. Cook has been convicted by the Court at
onarlestown, Va, of murder ana conspiring with
saves to rebel, and, with Coppee, white man, and
ae negroes Copeland and Green, sentenced to Se
nong on Friday the 18th of December. The jury
acquitted Cook of the charge of treason. John
0'own had been previously sentenced to be hung
~ the I'd Of December, but it is thought that Gov.
wise will respite him and hang them all together
On the 18th.
The testimony in Cooks case shows that he is as
guilty as the others. We do not think it probable
"a' Gov. Wise will pardon any of them.
Semi-weekly standard. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1853-18??, 1859-11-16

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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1859-02-26
The Eclectic College Of Medicine.
CINCINNATI. OHIO

THE WINTER SESSION of 1853 will ccra-
i mence on the 18th of October, srd contiaus
sixteen weeks. full and thorough course of
Lectures will be given, occupying six or seven
hours daily, with good opportunities for attez-
ton to practical Anatomy, and vi ample Clia-
ical facilities at the Commercial Hoe1ii al
The arrangements Of the chairs vi! BE rs
I. E. St. JOHN, 4. D., Professor Of Anato,ny
and Physiology.
J. +. JUDGE, II. D., Professor Of Chemistry
and Pharmacy
G. Ii. CLEAVELAND, N. d., Professor of Aa-
terra Nedca and Therapeutics.
WM. SHERWOOD, NJ d.. Professor Of u sdica!
Practice and Pathology.
j. r. BUCHANAN, NJ D., Emeritus Professor
Of Cerebral Physiology and Institutes of Med
icine
JOHN KING, NJ D., Professor of Obstetrics and
Diseases of Women and Children.
The Terms for the Session will be the same
IS heretofore, viz characterization, 5000 Ia
ition, $4,000. Demonstrators Ticket, $500
Every Student is required to engage in dissec,
ton one session before graduation.) Gradua-
ton, $4,000. Ticket to Commercial Hospital,
(optonaD $500.
The Lecture-Rooms are newly fnishcd neat,
and comfortable, and in central locality GR
College Hail. Walnut Street,, where students
will find it convenient to call on their arrival
Tickets for the session may be obtained Of the
Dean Of the FacAty, at his office, 10. II 8 Smith
Street, or of Prof G. II. CLEAvELAEp, tgec,rterg
of the FacMfy, No. 139 Seventh Street, near
Elm. JoHS Kna, 81. D., Tccn.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1859-02-26
4 Change in County Government
Recommended,

a majority of the Judiciary Commit.
tee Of tho Assembly, consisting OF
Messrs. Hobart, Orion, and West, re-
ported on yesterday in favor of the bill
to provide for County Boards of Super
visors, consisting of three persons, and
TO repeal all conflicting acts. They of
fer the following reasons in support of
the proposed change:
1st. The present system is exceed
ingly and unnecessarily expensive, five
sixths of which expense will BIO saved
under the proposed system.
ID. Three men, elected from the
county st large, with special reference
TO their fitness, would do the business
Of the county better and more expedi-
tiously than under the present system.
Sd. The change contemplated,
though apparently radical, can be ca
silly made, and involves but very few
amendments to existing laws; and no
change is proposed in the present sys-
tenn OF town government.
4th. A similar system has been
thoroughly tested in several States, and
gives universal satisfaction.
These reasons seem we'll found
Yet it may be questionable whether the
people will be willing to forego the lux
ury of Immediate local representatives
from each town in the County Board
although taxes should thereby be mat
erially Standardization Journal.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1859-02-26
Michigan Central g. Grit Western
RAILROAD

1N@AAA1S>)HAD
Fare the same as by any other Route.
BAGGAGE checked through to Suspension
I'D Bridge and Buffalo, and Checks exchanged
on the Cars to all points east.
Through Route from Chicago to Niagara
Falls, Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse, Elmyra,
Binghampton, Albany, Troy, Springfield, Wor-
cester, New York, Boston, and all points in the
New England States. To Toronto, Kingston,
Ogdensburgh, Montreal, and all points in Cana
da, east of Northern New England.
Trains leave Great Central Depot, Chicago,
daily, as follows:
$50 A. H. NEW YORK EXPRESS, Except
Sunday arrive at Detroit 7 P NJ; Suspen-
sion Bridge or Buffalo, $50 A. H.; Albany,
500 H.; New York, 1855 P NJ; Philadel-
phia, via Emira, 1900 P. n.
$50 A. NJ CINCINNATI EXPRESS arrives At
Cincinnati IL at night.
4:5OPM NEW YORK AND BOSTON Elk
PRESS, Except Saturday, Arrive at De-
troit 52O A. NJ; Niagara Falls Buffalo,
500 P NJ; Albany, 4:3O A. NJ; New York
lO:45 A. NJ. Boston, 500 P. II.
$50 P. NJ. NEW YORK AND BOSTON EX-
PRESS, daily, arrives at Detroit 1000 A. NJ
Suspension Bridge or Buffalo, 1890 P. H..
Albany, 1915 A. ~; New York, 4:2O P. n.
Boston, HOO at night.
$50 P. NJ CINCINNATI AND LOUISVILLE
EXPRESS, arrives at Cincinnati Loo P. H.;
Louisville, 400 P. II.
One Train on Sunday, at S:45 P. n.
The above through trains connect at Pari.
with the Buffalo & Lake Huron Railway for Buff
falo and all points east.
THROUGH TICKETS can be had at all Railroad
Offices in the North and West; at the Office,
corner Lake and Dearborn Streets opposite
tina fremont House, Chicago, and at the Depot
II. J. SPALDING, Agent, Chicago.
P. HOMAN, Detroit.
J. MOVIUS, Buffalo
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1859-02-26

Beneroltnt Institution established BY special En-
document for the Relief of the Sick and Dis-
srsssed, afflicted ,eiM Vir"lent and
Epidemic Diseases
THE HOWARD ASSOCIATION, in view of
i the awful destruction of human life, cause &
by Sexual diseases, and the receptions prac-
ticed upon the unfortunate victims of such dis
eases by Quacks, several years ago directed
their Consulting Surgeon, a. CHARITABLE
ACT worthy of their name, to open Dispen-
sary for the treatment Of this class of diseases,
in all their forms, and to give MEDICAL AID
VICE GRATIS to all who apply by letter, with
q description of their condition, [age, occupa-
ton, habits of life, &c, and in cases of e1-
treme poverty, to FURNISH MEDICINES
FREE OF CHARGE. 1t is needless to add
that the Association commands the highest
Medical skill of the age, and will furnish the
most approved modern treatment.
The Directors Of the Association, in their
Annual Report upon the treatment Of Sexual
Diseases, for the year ending January LIST, 1858,
express the highest satisfaction with the sue
cess which has attended the labors Of the Con-
sulting Surgeon in the cure of Spermatorrhea,
Seminal Weakness, Impotence, Gonorrhna,
elect, Syphilis, the vice Of Onanism or Self
abuse, &c, and order a continuance Of the
same plan for the ensuing year.
The Directors, on a review Of the past, feel
assured that their labors in this sphere Of be-
nevolent effort have been of great benefit to
the afflicted, especially to the young, and thev
have resolved to devote themselves, with re-
newed zeal, to this very important and much
despsed cause.
An admirable Report on Spermatorrhr.. or
Seminal Weakness, the vice of Onanism, Mas
turbation, or Selfabuse, and other diseases of
the sexual organs, by the Consulting Surgeon,
will be sent by mail lin \ sealed envelope
FREE OF CHARGE, on receipt of TWO
STAMPS for postage. Other Reports and
Tracts on the nature and treatment of sexual
diseases, diet, &c, are constantly being pub
lished for gratuitous distribution, and will be
sent to the afflicted Some of the new RENE
dies and methods of treatment discovered dur
ing the last year, are of great value
Address, for Report or treatment, DR.. ].
sKILLIN HoUGHTON, Acting Surgeon, How
ard Association, No. 4 South Ninth Street.
Philadelphia, Pa.
By order of the Directors
EZRA D. HEARTWELL, President.
GEO. FAIRCHILD, Secretary. S2-ly
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1859-02-26
GREAT DISCOVERY OF THE AGE.
Important to Tobacco Chewers
DIR. GUSTAV LINNARD'S
TASTE RESTORATIVE TROCUE0.

Il AAoVOAAS1t
THE GRxAr SUBSTITUTE FeR TOBACCO.
TT is = we'll known and incontrovertible fact
i that the use of Tobacco is the promoting
cause of many of the most severe
Mental and Physical Disorders
to which the race of man is subject as careful
analysis and long and painful experience have
clearly proven that it contains certain narcotic
and poisonous properties, most dangerous in
their effects which by entering into the blood
derangs the functions and operations Of the
heart, causing many to suppose that the organ
to be seriously diseased
Tobacco affects also the entire nervous sys-
tenn, manfesting itself-as all who have used
the noxious weed will bear tsst;moHy-in Las
situde, Nervous Irritabilty, Water Brash, Dvs
pepsa, and many other disorders Of similar
character.
The Taste Restorative 7Ioches
are designed to counterfeit these haneful inhu-
ences, and have proved completely successful in
a multitude of cases, and wherever used. Being
harmless in themselves, they exert . beneficial
effect upon the entire system, restoring the taste
which has become vitiated OF destroyed by great
indulgence, completely removing the irritation
and accompanying tickling sensation of the
threat-which are always consequent upon alb
staining from the use of Tobacco, and by giving
healthy tone to the stomach, invigorates the
whole system.
Persons who are irretrieyably undermining
their constitutions and shortening their lives,
should use these Trochcs Immediately and throw
off the injurious and unpleasant habit Of To-
bacco Chewing.
These Troches or Lozenges are put ap in a
convenient and portable form at the low price
of so cents per box liberal discount to the
trade. Prepared solely by the undersigned, to
whom al orders should be addressed
JAMES Z. BOWERS, Druggist.
Cor. End and Race Sta, Phila.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1859-02-26
Sherif's Sale.

State of Wisconsin, Wood County-ss.
DY virtue of two several Executions issued
ID out of the Circuit Court of the County of
Wood and State of Wisconsin, to me directed
and delivered, against the real and personal
property Of p August Nilsson, l have this day
levied on all the right. title and interest which
the said P. August Nilsson had on the four
teenth Q4) day of December, A. D. 1853, or at
any time thereafter, in and to the following
described lands, to wit the north half of the
northeast quarter of Section number thirty six
(36) in township number twenty four CA north
of range number five (5) east; and the south
half of the southeast quarter of section num-
Der thirteen Q3), and the north half of the
northeast quarter of section number twenty
four (2I, in township number twentv-three
(23), north of range number five (5) east, in
said County of Wood and State of Wisconsin,
which shall expose to sale and sell, at Public
Auction to the highest bidder for cash, at my
Office, on Monday the fourth day of April A.
A. d. 1859, at two o'clock in the afternoon of
said day, to satisfy said Executions and costs
as the law directs
Dated Sherih's Office, Grand Rapids, Wood
County, Wisconsin, February 18th, A. D. 1859.
SOW w. B. NAYLOR, Sheriff
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1859-02-26
I'm Probate.

State Of Hisconsin, Wood County-ss.
In the matter Of the guardianship of the minor
heir of James A. Frankam, deceased.
IN reading and fling the petitien--o Nancy
~ Ann Frankam, representing, among other
things, that she is widow, and that..she has a
daughter under nine years old-to wit, eight
years old-aud further representing that her
husband, James 4. Trank.m, the father of said
Nancy, is dead, and praying that James K. Bell
may be appointed guardian for said Nancy; it
il ordered that said petition be heard before
the Judge Of this Court On the first Monday in
March, at my Office inl Grand. Rapids, at
o'clock of said day. And it is further ordered
that Notice thereof be given to the next of kin
Of said minor, and to Ill persons interested, by
publishing copy Of this order for three weeks
successively, prior to ss,d day of hearing, in
the Wood County Reporter" weekly news
paper published At Grand Rapids, Wood Coun-
ty. Wis,-Dated this 7ih day of February, A.
D. 1889.
~ JOSEPH WOOD, County Judge
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1859-02-26
SherifF's Sale-Nortgage Foreclosure

Sherif's Sale-Hortgage Foreclosure.
State of Wisconsin, Wood County-ss.
s. P. Rounds against James S. Alban and Clar-
issa Alban and Jacob x. Brands.
QY virtue Of decretal order made in the
ID above entitled cause by the Circuit Court
Of said County, At the April term of said Court
held at Grand Rapids in said County, April
Goth, A. D. 1858, shall expose to sale and sell
at public auction, to the highest bidder, at the
Court House in the town of Grand Rapids, in
said county, on Thursday, the 29th day of April
A. D. 1859, at one o'clock in the afternoon Of
said day, the following described real estate,
situate, lying and being in the County of W God
and State of Wisconsin, to wit: The east half
of the southwest quarter of section number
nine t9 in township number twenty-five % /
north of range number six I6l, containing
eighty acres, more or less, lying and being in
the County of Wood and State of Wisconsin
And it is ordered the premises aforesaid be sold
in lots of twenty acres each, divided by lines
running through the centre of each forty acre
lot east and west.-Given under my hand at
the Sheriff's Office at Grand Rapids this 18th
day of October A. D. 1858.
B. BUCK, Sheriff
BY ". KLINE, Under Sheriff.
Eaton + McNair, Pitts Att'ys ASSN
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1859-02-26
Jefferson and Tom Moore.

There is an amusing episode in JEFF
erson's career, which is related by Mr..
Randall in quiet vein of subdued hu-
NOR. Thomas Moore visited the Uni
ted States in 1904, at the ago of
twenty-four, just after he had required
dubious notoriety by the publication of
Iittle's poems. He was presented to
President Jefferson by Mr.. hurry, the
British Minister. 1t seems that Jeffer-
son, not aware Of the identity of the
poetlcal young gentleman-probably
not having heard of, and certainly not
having read his amorous lucubations-
simply spoke to the liliputian stranger,
looking down coldly on him, Is six feet
two qciU look down on FIVE feet three,
and passed on. This was il June,
1905, and Moore, much offended, "fell
TO lampooning the President and every
thing American, except few attentive
Federal gentlemen and ladies'" These
he published on his return to England,
and that what he wrote in verso was
his full conviction is evident from his
private letters to his mother, from
America, which Lord Russell, with his
usual want Of judgment, has published
with Moore's Diaries.
When some Of Jetferson's intimate
friends saw the verses in which Moore
not only abused America, but lampoon-
ed her Chief Magistrate, they deter
mined to place the subject before the
person chiefly concerned. Jefferson's
daughter (Mrs. Randolph and his e1-
secretary, Mr.. Burwcll, talked them
selves into towering indignation, and
waited upon Jefferson, who was sitting
reading in the library at Monticello, Sc
rencly unconscious of the calamity.
''Burwell pointed out the obnoxious
passages. The victim glanced through
them, looking at one angry interlocutor,
and then the other. 1t was amusing
enough to see Burwell so exasperated
but the calm, gentle Martha's passion
gust was irresistible. Mr.. Jefferson
broke into clear hearty laugh. There
was more than argument-there was
conviction in that laugh. The indig=
nant pair retreated, locking little
crest fallen, but as soon az the library
door closed, joined heartily in the mer-
riment.
Many years later, "Moore's" Irish
Melodies appeared i'll the United States.
The book was placed in Jefferson's
hands by his grand daughter, who had
some curiosity to see how it would be
received
"Why," said he, "this is the little
man who satirized me SOP
he had almost sympathized keenly
with the Irish patriots. The delightful
rhythm fell like music on q susceptible
ear. He presently exclaimed:
Why IS he poet, after all" "
Henceforth, adds Mr.. Randall, the
Bard Of Erin shared with Burns the
honor of being Familiarity read by the
retired statesman, when Byron, Words
worth, Southey, Coleridge, Campbell,
etc, never could Tor at least never did)
break through the barrier of his early
habits and tastes. The last page which
Mr.. Jefferson's hand traced, his fare
we'll to his daughter, contained quo
tatlon of several lines from Moore's
song, commencing, at is not the tear
at the moment she'd"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1859-02-26
Milwaukee and Chicago Railroad,
CHANGE OLE TIME
CI1ANVE OT I 1NIE.

MONDAY, MAY 10, 1888,
Passenger Trains going South leave Milwaukee
at s:45 A. NJ, and 3:45 P. N.
Passenger Trains due at Milwaukee at 1:35 and
1856 P. NJ.
Freight Train leaves Milwaukee at 7::O A. NJ,
due at 800 P. N.
Passenger Trains leave Chicago at $3.50 A. H.,
and $40 p NJ.
Freight Train leaves Chicago at $50 A. N.
NJ. L. SYKES, Sup't.
JOHN T. MOODY, Agent, Milwaukee.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1859-02-26
Pittsburg, TT. Wayne 4 Chicago
RAIL-Ro AID

RAIL-RoAD
ITO Pittsburg New York, Philadelphia, Bati
l. more and Washington City, with but one
change of cars to Pittsburg, connecting direct.
~ with all the trains on the Great
Pennsylvania Central Railroad,
to New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore and
Washington City, and all the interior towns OF
Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, Mary
land. &c.
Merchants, by taking this route, will have the
advantage of all the eastern markets at no ad-
ditional cost.
Baggage checked through to Pittsburg.
Passengers from New York and Philadelphia
will have their baggage checked On the cars
which is equivalent to checking through to the
above points.
Trains leave Michigan Southern Depot, Chi
cago, as follows
GA. Adjoining Express, daily, Sundays e1
8:45 P. Might Express daily, do. do.
Running through to Pittsburg with but one
change of cars.
Connecting at Crestline to Cleveland and
Lake Shore Railroad to Dunkirk, Buffalo, Mag
ara Falls, New York and Boston, and all the in
terror towns of New England, via New York
Central and New York & Erie Railroads. Also
south to Columbus, GAINESVILLE, Newark, Mt. Yer.
non Steubenvile, Wheeling and interior towns
of Ohio and Virginia.
The above trains connect at Forras with trains
on Mad River Road to Springfield, Urbana,
Dayton and Cincinnati.
Fare as Loac as any other Route.
Passengers bound east will find this route
both pleasant and agreeable, passing through
many of the largest and finest cities in the Uni
ted States.
Passengers arriving at Chicago on any of the
roads, will find attentive check agents at the
depots, to receive checks and convey baggage
free of charge to the Pittsburg and Chicago cars.
Tickets for sale at the principal ticket offices
in the west, and at the Company's Office, corner
Randolph and Dearborn streets, Chicago.
Be particular to ask for tickets by Fl Wayne
DAN'L W. BOSS, Gen. Agent, Chicago.
JAS. H. MOORE, Gen. Sup't.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1859-02-26

Any Editor or Publisher inserting the above
advertisement for one year. shall receive in pay
ment thereof Twenty Dollars worth of any kind
Of Printing Ink, for sale by Aessrs. Lay / Bro,
of this city, at cash prices. The Ink TO be sub
ject to the publishers order at the expiration Of
every three months; each publication to Be sent
regularly, addressed Printers Ne,cs Letter. s3
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1859-02-26
New Livery Stable.

4 NEW Livery Establishment has been open
II ed on the bluff, on the Kline Estate, where
persons viii always find good Horses and Car
riages on short notice and at reasonable prices.
Horses kept By the dav. week or month on
re a.cnable terms ] + Scarf.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1859-02-26
FRUIT TREEs

'I'Hh subscribers are prepared to ell orders
! for Fruit Trees, from the extensive Nursery
OF mart q Weller, of Northern Illinois, to be
delivered in the spring We will warrant all
trees to I've, and will only collect pay fer such
IS are alive in the fall. Call and examine
Schedule and make your orders early.
o, GARRISON 4 co.
Cen.ralia, Jan, I, 1889 a-sm
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1859-02-26

GAVE HIM UP.-"Are you an Odd
Fellow %
NO, sir, I've been married for q
week"
i mean, do you belong to the Order
of Odd Fellows ?"
"No, no, l belong to the Order of
Married Men"
Mercy, how dumb: Are you Ma
son ?"
''No, l am carpenter by trade"
"Worse and worse, are you Son
of Temperance !'
Bother you, no, am son eff Mr..
John Gosling."
The Querist went away.