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Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1853-1862, 1859-06-08
HEET a. {. EiNe, Nm .. STREET
STREET, KING a. Co.,
ATTOR EYS AT LAW,

II r o 10 II W.
LAND. COLLECTION, AND
GEEERAL EFz6,
OMAHA CITY, NEBRASKA TERRITORY,
NNTILL practice the Supreme and inferior Courts
w Nebraska buy sell Land Warrants, enter land
special attention making selections Of lands in Nebraska
those wishing good and desirable locations invest for distant
eaers reasonable taxes furnish abstracts Of entries
md titles short notice. and cell lands town lots, and all
dnd q real estate, aud dos General Agency business
REFERKHCEs.
VS. Gilman, Banker, New Yorkcity.
Converse, Harding & Co., Boston, Mass.
y ADoaru sup N. Y, Central Railroad, Albany n. Y.
zen Leslie Coomhs, Lexington, Kentucky.
HON Francs B. fogg. Nashville, Tennessee.
Johnson " eAVeT q Co. DO do
Dr.. J s. Young, do Do
Gov W. B. Campbell, Lebanon, do
Ho0. Jordan Stokes, do do
Lucas Thompson Co., ST. Louis No
hctarlc, Chtterden & Co., Keokuk Iowa
Vim. Sewer Co B ankers, Oscaioosa Iowa
Baldwin, Dodge 4 Co., Council Bluffs A
Davis, Moody & Co., Chicago, Illinois
W. A. johnson Co., New Orleans, Louisiana no A,
FOEk RENT.
E0o& Cherry suitable for an Once or sIespsn,
be rsnEsd eg the remainder Of The year. Apply
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HUGH McCREA q co.,
w II o h ALE CIR OCER
NOS. ID AND Is MARKET STREET, NASHVILLE.
Have In Store the following:
$50 hhds prime Sugar, IS pkgs T=as
IS bbls powdered and crushed bags shot, assorted,
Sugar. 100 boxes TalloE candles,
50 pigs Golden Syrup, 50 bags Pepper.
800 bags Rio Coffee, ~ do Alispce,
So do Laguirs Coffee, 81 do Ginger,
20 packets Java do co.. groce Mztchc5,
$50 boxes star Candles, 100 doE Buckets,
2OO do Cincnnad SOsp, 25 do Ihurns,
$50 do Tobacco, all brands p do Bitter Tuba,
$4,000 Havana Cigars, al leases Indigo,
brands, casks Msdder,
5000 Melee Cigars, 90 bhIs Alnlol is,
50 coils JuIe Rope, 10 do Br4zil Nuts,
~ do Cotton Cord, 10 do PiIberts,
so dOz Cotton Bed Cords, 10 do Texas PecansJ
Sc 5bls Butter and Soda, $50 Demijohns.
100 doz Oysters,
IRON, NAILS, MID CASTINGS.
ION tons Pittsbn Iron, warranted,
1000 kegs Pttsbnrg and Wheeling Nails,
p tons assorted Castings,
500 pounds Stel
LIQUORS.
go bbls Cincinnati hisky, 90 bbs American Brandy,
100 do Newsom's Odd, do co do do Gin,
IS do Jun Smish's do pipe pure Hollsad do
% do Robertson Co. do casks pure Coguae Brady,
so do bye aud Mon0ngahela IS bbs Z. knm,
Whisky, IS do Sweet MALAGA,
20 bhls Old Bourbon WHISKY, 60 4 casks Brandy,
10 do Tennessee White do 20 boxes Ginger Brandy,
% boxes oiaFetr 30 DC Raspberry do
60 do schedsm SchnsIps, bills Cherry do
IS do Lemon Cordial do Girger Brandy,
bhs do do 10 do pure Apple Brandy.
All of the above articles viii he sold very for cash by
febll hugh M'CREA 90.
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MOST VALUABLE CITY PROPERTY
FOB SAL

AN Offering for sale tie House and Lot Cbsr Es
II occupied BY Mr. Weller.
Th hoEse . ven args aud cornoous. enntznny
y with SeryEnt roos- cellars, Eo, leds
he house q " good order OF beng
better sdaPted for hEsi class boaag house A M b0us
10 Nssbgille.
The lot Is about sixty feet front b. ore huudrs and svsa
yays feet; and The hoaso situated su; q
al addition at would render y a. eouuoeu5 hotel In
the city.
Args portion Of The zuarseaa -9ruase with Re b,uss
desired.
Il Il veil known that hossl kes1r e. IN th5 cya s pro
dabie business, and any wishing engage sc gq
ison5 his an excel ext opportunity procure clzl1e
ton, being eonysnisn 70 al us basnss portions ihs sy
4 terrna &C.. apply
ihnel4-tf 4
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Removal aud New Firm.

Removal and New Firm.
p SoZL. .. a. BAuzT. .. A.. g. EOEl.
s. A. G.. NOEL d CO.,
(successo.s 10 Noel Co..
WHOLESA ROCERs,
No. A, Market Street,
~ ~ Next Door to D. Lanier & Co.
TAVING associated vita Us In bushes, Mr.. D. II. BAILEY
formerly Of the house Of Michel, G Bsiley andre
moved rO the Of College and Church the
elegant and large new buildings will lie prepared to
friends and customers with pthess tia heretofore On
stock Of Groceries and Bar Stores will all times complete
and will he sold the most satisfactory terms oc8
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IT. Consumers can depend upon getting pure article when
y the Valley Whzey sold By the and case
only WM u. DAILY,
10 South William Street. New York.
For sale in Nas by JOSEPH NASH and all the reeca.
bic Grocer and Druggists. ap27-i3m.
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1. Q. GARTER v. c--EIElsgaEr. > B n'TraSIi
@ lsEHzssl .a.s..A. q. SEAx EsIs sz.--

q 1fEEGf3 Alan q 81 e y 3 - - RI
CARTER, WIAEsEOftD & co
tsuesssscs 70 carss Aitsay Co.. ana Lsnisr & oo.1
III AYE this day ASSOCIATES under tie style
ana arm name Of Carter HfIsford 90 for the purpose
81 doing General Auctions Commission ana Wholesale Grocery
house lately erected ind oceupled bs mesrs B. Lanir Co
und having taken TIE epre OF beth houses, VIII Be At all
lines prepared % All order at tie lowest cSh prices.
We viii settle a cdus against the Old firm o. Carter Mckay
Co., and hope that WIG Indebted to them VIII come for
ward and settle immediately IS We ant e ccse Tie eoosS at
SrINDRIES.
rs hhds choice Sugar So bbls DO do do
100 bbls do Molssses; IS bbls Roe Herring;
IS kits No 1Mackersi; 50 hoxrs Oranges;
rs bbls 10 snail DO Ii tieces choice fresh Figssi
JUS landing o ssS Red Rover, and for sale low for cash
stNo5 MarnIt street CARTER, WILLsFuRD& co.
jan2e-f
11RAEBEIETxi EN.--iF0, rs < obs Ace fFcsh Gran
0si'''s ''' '''''''' CARTER al wILspoKD 3 co
jan. II. NO . 0efKet -
GSTARCIE -9 Boses Fox Pearl starch, te best article
N0- 4- D' --'-As' - e1RTER, wusEokD : GO,
nYRTERs...lOec1s Cases NsmsOn, Thomas Cos supericr
,5ss To ersce frsbs l3es ~
1'-'''s p''''' ~ ~ sc CATER, wILsFoRp CO.
jan. II. t &c D. hsrket =.
k1N BER ESs bsIs halt and quarter Dbl, issa
cssntFisS ipsr Fe'Ii7sd End for sc 20
1OO RAcs strictly prime Lsguy.s cqlee just landing and
taSu ~ W. - no 5, xslEes street
Ok BAGS prime Old dSyf3@sPt Jays e0s s1 sr n by
T Is1Ir CARTER "iIf So So = 4s i ash street
20 RAGS strictly prime baltimore Bio OoHve, the beat
LOU dele that has ben in TIKI ss for ysars ss land
rs sa6 for sale lovpy CARTE v LLsF9{p Z Goa,
jsnll . SO. :. Ia <. slss -
ctOAP..-3OO Boxes ST. Louis Memphis scsps soT sale
N'Asapias ui''' r'''' CAR cARfEF, TIIsFoRD CO.
jan. II. No. Marke: $:
UERRING.--sO0 Boxes, Dried Isr1ngjass resolved 10
: = ''s'' ''S - ''' CARTER, wILsEoRD co.
iAnI Nc 5. Mar1s. st.
DAENTED BUCKETS..-5OO DOz. Buckets assorted,
'''' ''''' VAN '' CARTER, wr[sFORp co.
ian.Ii. No S. Market st.
CsUGAR--IaO hhds fair to strictly primes cLsoe Louis
~ -'-' ''S''' '--4-s CARTER, wiLIsfoRD ( CO.,
isnll Nc s, MARKET street
FISHER, WIRELESS q Co.,
wHOLESALE GROCERS.
General Commission and Produce
ETERCH ANTS.
COTTON AND TOBACCO FAcTORS,
Corner e THnS aS MEMS Streets
1850.
CAIN g. CORNELIUS,
FUNER AL pNDER RITA RER 8.
No. 40 Church street, Nashville.
5F HAVE THE RIGET TO THE JsE OF
ll
Fisk's Natalie Bronze Burial Case.
AND
z=sz--~5-===eA
SSJ-=SzEE5I -
Fisk's Natalie OctagOn Case,
WITH CRANES IMPROVEMENT, AND
&c ,,ylSS--------SSS------SA
-
CRANES PATENT GLASS-TOP
mATALIC BURIAL CASKET.
Will select location ana procure deeds to lots in
MT. OLRVET Gem ETER
And will attend TIE Of bodies from other Burial
Grounds to
THE GEM ETERY,
And will furnish everything requisite Funeral occasions
A Reasonable Selection of Coffin Trim.
mings kept ON hand for
Country Dealers.
fe6S T. CAIN q CORNELIUS.
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p. ~. MAXEY a. CO.,
Importers, Manufacturers, and Dealers in
IA TIN PLATE, BLOCK TIN, 80
RTSHEET COPPER, SHEET IRON ~
WARE, mARBLEIZED IRON MANTLES,
PARL0R AND CHAMBER CRATES
COOKING STOVES, COAL AND WOOD
STOVES, Stove PIPE, TIN WARE,
OF EVERY DESCKIP hon
NO. 80, SOUTH MARKET STREET,
NASHVILLE, TENN.
Rac JOB WORK DONE TO ORDER. "a
standard Keeper, Of Davidson Comfy, OF
weights ind Measures,
AT The sTOEE OF
r. w. MAXEY & CO.
jal4-da
HOUSE PAINTING,
The subscriber prepared With the greatest pFoptnes
all contracts however large, which be sudedn and
upon which fail give satisfaction lie also pre-
pared to execute ali manner Of
ORNAMENTAL PAINTING, sRAlEIN6 AARBLINs.
Having IN that department secured the services Of the
and experienced artists,
The subscriber would request persons having work in line %
give him call before making Anal arrangements
K. I. FLEMING,
uArcbs-sa Nc G., Union Cherry and SUMMER
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New Sugar, Coffee, RaisIns, SarRIneE, sc
JUST RECEIVED
50 hhds New Sugar, prime and ehoicsI
800 bags Cohee, New Crop;
600 bxs Rsisins;
IS do 4 and Y ssriires;
Is bbls New Buck Wheat flour;
81 Which will Be sold dow to the trade.
LANIER, PHILLIPS 4 CO.
n. B. Will be receiving New Goods daily.
noV2f L. p 4 co.
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\ CHEATHAh. 6. GEkTKAH
M. d E. F. CHEATHAM,
WHOLESALE GROCEFSS, AND DEALERS
FINE BRANDIEs, WINES, TOBACCO, CIGARS, HAIss,
DOMESTIC LIQUORS, &c,
CORNER OF COLLEGE, AND CHURCH SIPEEZS,
Nashville, Tennessee
VETE receipt OF large and we'll selected stock Of
w Groceries, Liquors. etc., consisting in part follows
$50 hhds Sugar, all grades; $4,000 genuine Havana Cgars
200 bbs choice Molssses $40 kegs Nails, assorted;
lou do do 100 dozen Painted Buckets;
$50 bags prime Rio Coffee; SO nests Tubs;
100 bbs Powderedi Crushed and 10 bbs English Walnusi
Loaf agar; 10 bbls Pecansi
$50 boxes STAR Candles; 10 bblS Ftberts.
100 boxes Totacco, assorted
FINE BRANDIES, WINES, &C.
IS Xxx choice French Brandies
20 y casks Madeira, Sherry, and Port Vines
$50 baskets hest brands Champagne;
SO boxes Sc0vill Claret,
50 do 81. Julien do
80 casks London Porter;
10 casks Scotch Ais;
100 bbls Walkers Ale;
100 bbls 1ne Robertson County Whiskyi
q bills pure old Rye do
do do do Bourbon do
And also large stock Of Common Whisky American Brandy
Gin, 60.
POWDER AGENTS.
Agents for The Dupont Sycamore Powder. Ths
degEcd Icing the only Agents Nashville Of the Manufacturers,
would call the attention Merchants and TradeTto their
Iarg OF Powder hand, In Magazins for sale.
S kegs Dupont Rife Powder 1000 kegs Hazard BlAsngPoW
i0C de do do der;
200 3 do do do 80 eeses Of Powder, assorted
100 q do do brands
500 kegs Dupont Blasting 80 bss Toy Bedford Co.
der. safety fuse.
iapu NJ 4. 3. T. CHEATHAE, Agents.
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EnH RENT

EUh RENT
ROOM Cherry set suitable for an Once or sIespp,
can Be rented feg The remainder Of The year Apply
q dis sGSe AAIO.
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VIZ. n. DAILY
Your Aromsc raey whisky is received, and after careful
examination, pure article, entirely free the
adulterstirg ingredients 50 frequently used.
a.a- ANALYTICAL Cbeuiat
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PLOWS! PLOWSsl PLOWSIH
MAJ vii keep constantly banda full assortment Of uIos
Wv Manufactured at tie Tennessee PiOW FactO-
fy. FARMERS Wc2d do @ 70 give call before purchasing
g re 2a sell them gOUd steel pow has been offered
Tor sale In ias city a. on ten to twenty per than you
hase been pas ingf the same quality Of ploEs.
r & G. ANDERSON,
feo5-a. q and Is corner broad and col!sss srssis,
Eas5Villa. Team
, 1859-11-04
Didn't Begin Rieht.

Tompkins and Smith were old ehums. Neither
had seen the other for several years, when they
one day very Unexpectedly met on the street. The
first congratulations over their conversation turned
on the merits and demerits Of their respective
wives, Smith eulogising his as perfect model Of
wife and TOmpkns complaining bitterly Of the
ungoyernabe temper Of his better half'' q
Perhaps" said Smith. @you did not begin
you" sslVHs'7 LI797f
TSmpkins acknowledged that he didn't know
Well, said Smith, will tel you how com.
menced with my wife. YOu remember the boys
thought would lead sorry Life with as, hieh
spiriteda sereamer rs AFminta. didn't, though.
| knew that she was looked upon, by those who
knew her temper, to be as regular q astuband-tWist
chnin-lightning specimen Of the sex as you could
scare up. Well, began right with hefi The
wedding party dispersed, and was shown 10 Ar
mintas room. took of my boots, Of course;
and was on the side-rail, when II heard mySieri-
Gus sound, like that Of mufied cofeemin, under
the blankets. asked what it was Nothing,
my dear, except my cat, Cinderella Clotida purr-
lng,' replied Arminta. put one boot on, took
Cinderella Clotilda by the neck, kicked her around
the room while, and got into bed saying D-n
Cinderella Clotida ] hate cats 2 My dear said
Alnhueaf gOu nhNc u tefflule telnl = Ou Del u
said grittng my teeth BY way Of convincing her
that l could discount hers, We have had good
time ever since. II is all in beginning right
A luminous idea strikes T1mpkins; 90 hastily
bidding his friend adeu, he staried home, resolved
to begin right n0r. On arriving at homo, be
finds that his Mary Ann has worn The brcechs 90
long that he don't know how 70 put them On.
The first thing he sees, however, Is bis wiies III
low cat Propitious chancel As II inspired, he
seizes his wiies boOtjaek and takes after il Out
Of the kitchn, through the pantry, over the wood
shed, through howG-pols into the second story Of
the house follows Tompkins after the yellow eat.
Just when these gymnasticl ieats were at their
height, Mrs. I. appears aa gs5 siqrs8 q sx;i.f
Tomp," exclaimed his wife, aWhat are you
abOutf Crazy, at last y ~
No madam" tragically exclaimed The excited
Tompkins, " hate cats r. Nti i9
You do, do you well, like 'em, and
But why prolong this mOumtul finale Tomp-
kins was defeated
[Scene, ten minutes after the aboes -
Mrs Tompkins descending the stair leading hef
subdued husband by the ear with the tongs-Tomp-
kns muttering D--n the cats didn't begin
right"
The young men hereabouts, contemplating mar.
riage, may derive valuable lesson from the expe-
Fience Of poor T0mpkins ~
, 1859-11-04
NO.35.

ward the boat Itseemed as IL Algiers had turned
out to witness the triumphal retreat, the streets
being filled with thousands Of men and women
collected together by the brief contest at the
Moors house, but not On attempt was made to
intercept the progress Of the party, the brayest Of
the Algerines contenting themselves with scowls
and denunciations Ten minutes later, the reseu,
ers were at the cutter. Twenty minutes more
and the entire party were safely back to the Con.
sstelation, not having lost a man. The Young
lieutenant received the hearty thanks Of his sn-
Collins and his daughter, whose family proved 10
be Of consequence in New York and We are q.
sured that Charley Stewart was never, happier N,
his life than when Miss Alice was united to one Of
his chums,"a noble-hearted lieutenant, now 4
Commodore, who fell in love with the rescued
maiden during the Consultations homeward pas-
sage. IN
, 1859-11-04

A traveller called nt nichifal! at farmcr's
| house; tho owner heinc from home and the
mother and daughter being alone, they refused
| to lod-r the waytarer.
"How far, then" said he. "to house where
q preacher can get lodgings?"
"Oh! if you are preacher" said the lady,
"you ran stop here"
Accordingly he dismountcd. lie deposited
his salt'c.bars in tho house, and led his horse to
the stable. Meanwhile the mother and dauch.
ter were debating the point as to what kind Of q
preacher he was
ale cannot he Presbyterian" said one, "for
he Is not dressed well enough"
"He is not q Methodist" said the other,
for bis coat Is not the right cut for Method
ist."
"Tr could find his hymn-book," said the
daughter, "I could tell what sort Of preacher
he is" and with that she thrust her hand into
the saddle-bags, and pulling out flask Of liquor,
she exclaimed, "Lai mother, he's a hard.shell
Baptist"
"Good morning, Pompey."
"GoOd morning, massa c."
"What makes you carry your head down so,
Pompey9 Why don't you walk with your head
upright like meH"
"Massa, you eber bin trO' a field oh wheat
when he lipe"
ayes, Pompcy."
"Well, you take notice, some Of de head tan
up, and some hang down; dem tan up got no
grain in en-"
The editor OF the Kosciusko (Aiiss) Chronicle
thus announces the appearance in his family
Of one Of those little responsibilities which in
creases the duties Of census takers:
"0wing to sickness in our family, we are una
bic to furnish our readers this week with their
usual amount Of reading matter. We dislike
apologies, but II was gal, and we can't help
aPOlogiEing., Sorry for it, won't do 50 any more,
Il we can help Il"
To preserve ourselves happy, It is not enough
that we have external sources ofcomfort; we must
keep open the well-springs Of contentlnent and
peace within. Notwithstanding the rivers which
iow into II, the ocean would decrease IL il were
not for the fountains within its bosom.
Black-eyed ladies are most apt to be passionate
and jealous Blueeyed, soulful, truthful, affection
ate and cOn6ding. Gayeyed, philosophical, liter
ary, resolute, cold-hearted. Ilazeleyed, quick
tempered and tickle.
A story Is told Of person asking another
whether he would advise him to lend a certain
friend Of theirs money.
"What, lend him money! You might give
him an emetic, and he wouldn't return H."
What is the man Of many acres, located in q
wilderness? A mere cipher Robinson Crusoe was
king Of his island but he was very glad when he
deserted the English ship in the ofing. What is
man without society?
Nothing is more odious than the face that
smiles abroad, but flashes fury amid the caresses
Of tender wife and children.
In pursuit Of happiness how often sorrow,
like robber in ambush, Unexpectedly waylays
u.s.
They say love Is like the measles-all the
worse when Il comes late in life.
Never be hasty in forming friendships, nor in
dissolving those once formed.
II by any loss we sustain we gain wisdom, we
are gamers BY our losses
Be civil TO woman who bites the ends Of her
gloves.
Misery often wears mask Of smiles.
, 1859-11-04
Live for Something.


Live for something, be not Idle
Look about thee for employ;
SIT not down 10 rselesS dreaming
Labor In the sweetest Joy.
Folded hands are ever weary,
Selfish hearts are never gay;
Active be, then, while you may.
Scatter blessings In thy pathway:
Gentle words and cheering smiles
BETTER are than gold and silver,
With their grief dispelllng wileS.
A. the pleasant sunshine falleth
Ever on the grateful earth,
So let sympathy and kindness
GLADDEN. well the darkened hearth.
Hearts there are oppressed and weary
Drop the tear OF sympathy,
Whisper words Of Hope and comfort,
Give and thy reward shall be
JOY unto thy soul returning
From this perfcc, fountain head,
Freely as thou freely g'yeSt,
Shall thy grateful light be shed.
, 1859-11-04
a Wolf Adv.,elntuIre..

The reader is expected to believe the following
story in every particular - =
When young man, / was travelling in West
ern New York, and late Of stormy night applied
Of log cabin for lodging. The occupant, 4 uo-
man. refused Il, saying her husband and sons nere
out hunting, and, Il they found me there, would
murder me. preferred the chance to The storm,
and she consented that might lie down before the
fire. In the night Iheard them coming, and scranl-
bled up the chimney. Thinking Twas aio when
at the top, ! stepped over the roof and Jumping
down at The back Of the cabin, struck plump into
a wolf trap A scream Of pain from me brought
the men and boys out and they declared deserved
much more severe punishment than death; 90
they kept me both in the trap and suspense until
morning, and then, healing me up in a ho4shead
with no light OF air. but the bunghole, they put
me on sled, drove me some four miles up q kiII,
and then rolled me on 70 starve This undoabi-
edly should have done, but for very singular o.
currence. The wolves melt me out and gathered
round my prison, when one Of them, In turning
around, happened to thrust his tail into the bung-
hole. 1t was my only chance; / caught a fIm
hold, and held on like death 10 a niggeF, which
frightened the wolf Of course and he started down
the hill, followed by the hOgshead and me. ltwas
q very uneasy ride over the stones AID stmnps;
but | had no idea how long 1t was until the hogs
head striking q stone fairly, the slaves, worn by
long travel, were broken in, and jumped outand
found myself way down in the lower end Of Cat
taraugus county, some thirty miles ifom the scene
Of the disaster"
During an election time q candidate ca1ledupon
tradesman and solicited his vote. M -
"IwOuld rather vote for the devil than yonr
was the reply.
"But in case your friend should not come for
uord said tho ea,,1,.lofa MIGHT ,.rt n,.uf m
, 1859-11-04
Cool Custom.

When the Due de Joinville returned from a
voyage to the South Sea Islands, his sister, the
Princess Clementine, rcproached him for not hav-
ing brought her the costume Of the females whose
country he had visited.
al should have liked" she said, :" TO have tried
on one"
"Nolhing can be easier, my dear sister," re-
piled fhe young prince. " i assure you that your
reproaches are unjust, for have brought you the
complete costume Of q savage queen, who was
about your hight"
ado let me see IT,"
al will have it brought to you tomorrow"
The next day the prince comes to pay his usual
visit, and says to his sister:
a have come according to my promise"
" But where is the costume 2"
The Due de Joinville, without answering, takes
from his pocket very curious necklace, composed
Of string Of red beads, intermingled with bits
Of blue glass.
The Princess Clementine closely examines II,
thinks it pretty bou, despite its simplicity, then
places it on her dressing case, and awaits the pro
ductiOn Of the other articles Of the queens ward
robe.
But the prince was busy looking at picture.
"But Joinvile, what are you thinking about y
she asks.
"Why this question, my sister!"
DoCaunS 1Ou AnOW 'eiy wei dios nm ""AS
ing"
-" And pray. what are you waiting fors'
"The costume, Of course"
But have not just given it to you?"
A necklace only"
"WellY'
"Welll am waiting for the rest"
But that is ALL"
"Whatp
al solemnly assure you that that is the com.
plete costume, and that the queen Of whom told
you wore nothing else besides" !"
"Oh my!"
And the princess was quite shocked.
The Judge Of western court decided point
adverse to certain lawyer. The lawyer was
stubborn, and insisted on L that the court was
wrong.
al tell you that I am right" yelled the court
with flashing eyes.
81 tell you you are not right" retorted the
counsel.
al am right" reiterated the court.
al say you amt" persisted the counsel
"Crier, yelled the Judge, "IadjOurn the court
for ten minutes" and jumping from the bench
he pitched into the counsel, and after lively lit
tie fight, placed him h0ys dH combat, after which
business was resumed, but Il was not long before
another misunderstanding arose.
"Crier," said the court, tive adjourn this
time for twenty minutes" and was about taking
OF his coat, when the counsel said:
"Never mind, Judge, keep on your coat--the
pint is yielded-my thumb is out Of jint and
I've sprained my shoulder"