Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1859-06-02
The Sauizzleam against the World

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No medicine ever brought out, ha
ever produced such astounding result
in so short a time, as the Squizzleum
Its cures have been marvellous. 1t i
producing perfect hurricane of sen
sations. The most skeptical are com
tpellsd to believe. Its reputation ha'
already reached Europe, and Queer
Victotia has sent for several bottles
Her oldest child has been exposed tC
the chicken pox, and she is'arxioui
to have some of the Squizzleum.-
| Our ofiicei is flooded with calls for the
medicine. 1t would take FIVE hun
Idred men to shake stick atthe orders
| fled at the depot. 1t is impossible
Ito Sqaizzleum the whole world at
once. We cannot get material
lenough to manufacture the Article
tout of. We insert a few more ceriifi-
Gates from. people ofthe highest stand
ling. Nat single bottle has been
returned:
jingle SIDE. May 4
! DEAR DocToR:--I take my pen
uuder solemn sense of the duty l
owe to all the afflicted Of the human
family. ] once made up my mindto
leave these diggins; bn. better coun-
ellis prevailed A friend sent me a
bottle of your justly celebrated Squiz-
izleum, aud in a ye;y few minutes l
was SO far recovered, that / vas able
to go to the doggery and back as
usual. was before SO weak. that ]
could hardly lift my feet after me;
but most firmly believe that could
| lift bank note, If had the money.
G. HENRY FITTz.
SIR One bottle Of your Squiz
zIeum drsye off the boi!s which have
so long prevented me from lying
down Ia a bed. / had an old deub-
lle-barrelled shot gun that would not
I go. l poured few drops in the vent,
and set it out in the shed. That
night it went of, and never has tronb-
led me since. haveget some neigh
bors who wish would go off as that
did. Send me several -buadred and
fifty bottles. IKE SWAPEai.
MY DEAR DoeToR: Just before
Eelection, had most violent and
dangerous attack Of conscience. /
travelled around the country as much
as possible, and took your Squiz-
zleum regular, and have bad but one
attack since. That was much lighter,
and am confident that shal! fnsI-
" escape them entirely. This dis
ease is far less prevalent tllan it once
was, as we'll rs less dangerous. /
think all may be cured by yonr world
renowned remedy. Make what use
iof il.is you please.
TOTAL ABSTINENCE.
IELR-TowN, Jan. l.
! DR.. Pill GARucK-SIR: For the
first time in a period of many years,
was recently attacked most alarm
lingly With information in the head.
But went to hear Rev. 2. Fcgey
preach, read Scissors Daily Pepper,
which, Aiih seventy -one doses Of your
Squizzienm, worked a permanent
core. / have had no attack Of this
uncommon malady since, and my
friends are all sangaine that ] never
shall be again. / recommend your
great remedy to the afflicted.
PETER GRIEVOUS.
EsrEEAED BR:-Duty to myself
and the world compeis me to voiunta-
riIy add my testimony to that already
befors the public. In consequence Of
eating enormous quantities Of fried
liver at Union Hal, during exciting
elections. for few years past, have
contracted The gout IN Its most vio-
lent form, so that ! could scarcely go
by the said Hall. Ruin stared me
lin the face. ] took forty bottles Of
] your Squizzleum, aud nearly recov-
cred. am not as frequently or vio-
'llently attacked with fried liver. !
am confident that if elections we're to
I8be dispensed with, / should entirely
recover. ] know Of many who are
subject to such attacks.
4 Yours ever,
8 TIMOTHY SMUDGE.
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