The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1859-07-15
ODDS AND ENDS.

What Il crimei A wrctched vaga-
bond travelling from place TO place in fruit
less endeGyor TO escape from iusuee,who
is constantly engaged in hot pursuit, al foe
10 virtue and happiness, though at times
the companion OF poor innocence which
is too often made to suffer for the guilty.
"pa how long does the Legislature
sNw
Three OF four months, my SON"
What a set ofgeese they must bei our
geese set only four weeks"
"lt Is getting late, my SOM you had bet-
ter retire."
A GREAT NAME FOR GREAr Man.
Mister Cass, Ia his cabinet, cosy and sleek,
Says TO naturalized citizens-"Pray you
b. men!"
I'll protect you, while here in republican
land.
But, beyond hs grsaissS, you're at desPOt's
commando
After this, Mister Cass sure all men must
agree
That'your NAst should be sounded-"bs-
y0Hd Ae greGI Cp
HoRkR GREELEY's bgsoR1PrIoN OF THE
Rocky MOUETAIEs.-BHt the glorious
Rocky Mountains are themHelves worth
visit. They are not range merely, but
a chaos Of mountlins three hundred dmiles
broad, with their forks, their snowy peaks
their grassy hill-sides, their ravines, and
their glorious forests Such clean sweet
miles on miles Of fragrant, sohly-whisper-
ing pines yod never imaginedl The air
is gloriously pure, the hill-sides dotted
with springs, the ravines musical with
running streams that never dry upl
LYMaE BrEoHER's CoUBTsmP-An en-.
inent divine, who Is as well known as be
is universally respected, manyyeprs since
was led 70 the conclusion that "it Is not
we'll for a man 70 be alone" Alter con-
siderable pondering he resolved to offer
himself in marriage 10 certain member
of his flock. No sooner was the plan
formed than It was put in practice, and
getting out his cane, he speedily reached
the dwelling Of his mistress
II ohanced 20 b. on Monday mornings
day which many New England readers
need not DO told is better known os wash
ing day,
Unconscious Of the honor that was In
tended her, the lady was standing behind
The tub in the back kitchens with her arms
immersed In the suds, bhsily engaged ia
occupation which, % say the least Of itis
more useful than romantic. There was g
loud knock at the door.
"Jane, 90 to the door, and II il ia aiy-
body 10 see me, tell them I am engaged
and cannot see them"
The message was faithfully rehearHod.
"Toll yonr mistress that il ie pery IN
pOrtant that should see her"
"Tell him TO call this afternoon" said
the lady, "and will see him."
But i wAs unavailing. nea
II must see her now said the minigtf
TtGll me where she is."
SO saying, he follw7d the servant into
the kitchens 70 the great suSpsise q aof
mistress.
Miss, have come q lho cohcias
sion 10 marry, will you have meW Was tho
minister's opening speech. i,lasa
@Havs youip replied she tsionishol ~
dy. HThie . q singular tine % Ql1r
yourself Sudh an important step ghou|d
Be made matter Of prayer and 9oliheIa.
ti0n.p a.sf
''Lat rs prnyH was AIr rs talY ~
aponsei as he knolt down beside ha lah.
and prayed that union might ~ lQr0cd
which would enhance Eha hoprIpaaa a.
both parties. His PrbyeI VIZ ausueffd
and from this union thla ainglilqfY fnlris
cd, has sprang family ramerkablofol iels
ent and PisV'