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MRS. WINSLOW,
An experienced Nurse and Female Physician presents
TO the attention Of mothers, her
SOOTHING SYRUP.

which greatly facilitates the process OF teeting bv
softening the gums, reducing all inhAmma,ion-vii
a'ay ALL PAlN and spasmodc action, and 10
SURE TO REGULATE THE BOWLS
depend upon 1t, mothers, 1t will give rest to your
selves. and
RELIEF AND HEALTH TO YOUR INFANTS.
We have put up and sold this article for over .nA
years, ana Can SAT, IN CON ripKHcx Truth Of IL,
what We have never been able to say of any other
medicnemNEvER mas 1T FAILED. IN A SIN
OLE INSTANCE, 10 ~ FEET CURE, when
aheiy used. never ala Eve know instance Of
oissatsiaction BY any one who used it. On the
HAIy' Al are o-nghted with its operations, and
speak IN terms Of highest commentator Of ts ma
Kscai enects ana medical virtues. We speak i'm this
matter WHAT We DO = Know" after ten years'
experience, AND Plkpog SouR REPUTATIon EoR THE
FuLFIhkNT oF WHAT We HERE DscIAaR In almost
every instance where the in FAINT In suffering fro,,
pain ana exhaustion, re lief will be found IN ten OF
fifteen minutes after the Ssyrup 10 administereI
Of the mos. ExfskI EScEp and pIs;sSp1on q
NoAoEs IN new Engaiius 9 and has been used with
THOUSANDS Cor GASES.
~ not only relieves the q child from pain, but In
Veorates the stomach ana bowels, corrects acldty
ana gives tone and energy ITO the whole system. Ii
GRIPPING in THE sowrLs, AND
WIND SCOLlC,
and overcome vulsions which Il mot speedily rem.
edied end In death. We : believe Il the Bxsr and
DYsENrERY AND DlAR RHW2 in CHILDREN,
whether u arises from @teething, or from any 9TH
cause. We would say n 10 every mother who he's
. child suffering from any . Of the foregoing COM
plaints-Do NOT LEr H0uR . PhnJUDicca, nor THE
aDlcKs or oIhEkss stand = between your suffering
child and the relief that viii be SURE-yes. All.
BOLUTELY eURE-to fol lev the use Of this medi-
cine, II timely used Full . directions for using VIII
accompany each bottle. None genuine unless the
fac .ainile Of CURTIS A4PRRKINs. New York II
on the outside wrapper.
Sold BY Druggists throu * out the world
Principal Once, No. - Cedar a.. New York
sold IN Chicago, ~ BOLLke, SMITH CO.
iAn7bplydis
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- OA en0s uidbbcfS tuu1 8CCO
fectualiy, without any OF tn,
ed in the operations Of most
the systs IN at the same &
when taken daily in model
and build II up with unusual
The Liver 10 one Of
the human body; and Y
tions well. the powers OF
oped. The st0sN0cA ID al. =
on the healthy action Of
performance OF It's func-lA
il ut fault, the bowels are
system suffers in conse-
Liver having ceased Il
diseases Of that organ, one :.
made it his study, in . =
twenty years, to ipd
to counteract the many
Is liable.
To prove that this rem. e
persontroubled withLav-
Of its forms, has but to
ton 10 certain. These
or bad matter from the =
place . healthy dow offs
stomach, causing food to
the Blood giving tone
machinery, removing the
feelings radical cure.
Bilious 0ttackSA
- bettef,Prevellt.
Of the Liver Amvig-
One dose after eating -
stomach and prevent the
Ing.
only one dose taken be- ~
Nightmare. -
Only one dose taken at
els gently, and cures -
One dose taken sfter
pc Psia.
e. One dose of two -
relieve Sick Heads -
Only one dose immedi-. -
while z
One dose often repeat.
Cholera MOrNus,$
Cholera. y
Onlyone bottle ID need -
system the effects OIL
sickness. -
One bottle taken for 4
sallowness or unn atural
One dose taken q short -
vigor to the appetite and
One dose often repeat ~
In its wors. ~
Ind Bowel complal nts
lose. O.
One or two doses cures
Worms in children I'll
y spsedier remedy in the
A few bottles cures
hS hpsOtOSub0s
We take pleasure in re- -
line Us . preventive for
Chill Fever, and all -
Csy p Q. II operates
ands are willing to tes- .
ues.
All who use is are =
Nous =. testimony IN
NIX water iaa lhe n,
vbEOFatOf. and avail
THE LIVER IN
10 A SCIENTIFIC MEDICAL
y working cures, almost too
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II OSSINGB PICTORIAL HISTORY or THE UNI
IL TED STATES. Family Edition-illustrated with
300 Engravings:
Lossng's History ofshs United States School edition,
For sals By J. +. BROWN
jAn3o ~ JsAsfson street.
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The WEArHER-RIvER-BoAr wealth.
er for the past week has been mixture of Win
ter, Spring, Summer, and Autumn. We have q
variety, rather more spicy than agreeable. 1t
is now INDUCING in regular "blow," and
throwing cold water ON all our-door enter
prises. The ice-bridge across the Big Muddy
at this point, gave way last Friday. It is still
frozen over at points above. The steamer
Florida, which has been lying about so miles
below all winter came up to the mouth of Platte
last Monday. Finding the river frozen over
little On the Platte. On Tuesday, we believe.
they succeeded in running their boat up the
Platte. two or three miles above its mouth. We
have heard nothing from them since. We un
derstand the steam-ferry ia now making her re-
gular trips to Plattsmouth. Below st. Joseph,
the river has been open for some time past
Boats arrive there daily now. II would not
surprise US to see boats from St. Louis blowing
theis way above this point before our next issue.
-!Paclfc City Herald, March 3.
The Doox OF THE WoRLD.-The North Brit
ish Review, discoursing on the COON Of the
world, has the following remarks:
"What this change is to be, We dare not even
conjecture, but we see in the heavens themselves
some traces Of destructive elements and some
indications Of their power; the fragments Of
broken planets-the descent of meteoric stones
upon our globe-the whirng comets welding
their loose material at the solar surface-the
volcanic eruptions in our own satelite-the ap
pearance OF new stars and disappearance OF
others, are all foreshadows of that impending
convalsion TO which the system of the world 10
doomed Thus placed on planet which 10 to
be burned up, and under heavens which are 70
pass away; tnus residing. a. it we're, on the
cemeteries, and dwelling upon the mausoleums
OF former worlds, let US learn the lesson Of hu-
mility and wisdom, If We have not already been
taught In the school of revelation
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THE LIVER
L NVIGOR ATORl
PREPARED By DIR. SANFORD.
Commanded emfira1o See nrr1o

ONE OF THE BEST PURGArIvE AND LIVE
! MEDICINES now before the public that acts = 4
CuAartc easier, milder, and e6sctual than nv
o'her medicine Known i is not only CdtAartic but
Lsver remedy acting nrst on the LScer 10 eject lie
morbid matter, then the stomach and boves II car
on that matter, thus accomplishing two purposes a.
without any OF the painful feelings exper1enc.
the system at the same time that II purKes Il: an6
when taken daily in moderate Doses win stren1thsn
and build II up with unusual RI pidity
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[arch IL

L8fCh III
. additie,.
City.
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PROPOSED New JURY Law In ENGLAND
Lord Campbelfs bill amending the Jury Law
OF England, has been printed for the infor-
nation of members Of Parliament. 1t is
proposed to furnish the jury with food and
hre, and unless they agree, to keep them
together for six hours. If, at the expiration
OF that period, nine Of them have agreed, it
is to be taken as the verdict of the iury if
not, they are to be discharged from further
consideration Of the case.
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TEMPTATloN.-An aged Quakeress the 9th.
er afternoon, was seen intently gazing upon
piece OF richly embroidered satin, displayed
In linen diapers shop in Fleet street An
lrishman, passing, smiled as he saw the
fascination upon the DAME 'Ah,' said he,
that's Satin tempting Eve.
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sailed Il
myers md
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1859-01-27

and brewers of London and Liverpool. lie es-
tablished I'M public appreciation the present me-
tropoE tan draught- horse
Price, also, the most successful Hereford cat
tie breeder on record, until twenty years ago.
whose prizes during his active life ranged in the
first lists at all the shows where he exhibited,
never went out of his own herd for breeding
bull or COW, for forty years, and when he retired
left the best herd of its kind in all England. -
His breeding was not promiscuous letting all
his things run together, as in common herds !;
but, like Blackwell wanting to perpetuate, or i'm
prove certain qualities in his herd, he selected
the materials having those qualities ofexcellence
not defect--which were required, regardless
of close relationship in blood, and he used them
with entire success. He lost, while perfectlng
form and flesh, neither constitution, size, nor
stamina, but increased them all. bis cattle were
neither diseased, nor were they idiots or imbeci-
les, but models for other breeders, who eagerly
sought his herds, and as far as their skill per-
mitted, followed his example.
But enough for this once; and if Mr.. Clay, or
some other opponent of in-and-in, F." shall not
speedily demolish me, will say a little some
thing hereafter about the Ceilings, and other
noted Short-horn breeders of the last and present
centuries.
CATTLE RREEDER
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THEODORE III. FIELDS,
Would respectfully to his friends and the public
in general that he back again the OLD STAND under
Elys mill where he is prepared all kinds of WOOD
TURNING, and Scroll and Straight Saving in the most
perfect manner and after the approved Patterns Bed
Posts Table Legs Newell Posts Stair Bausters and all
kinds of work for Cabinet Workers. Wheelwrights and
Builders on hand made to order at the shortest notice
He is prepared furnish, to order Canal Railroad and all
kinds of Framing Pins, of White Oak, or Hickory.
Also Hitching Posts Broom and Brush Handles of n
first rate quality Give him call, and try him Bungs
for Distilleries and Breweries made to order.
Nov A. 1858. If
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u o r A R WI Ne R s

The subscribers having purchased the right of NAH
LONE'S PATENT CORN PLANTER for the County of
Hunerdon prepared to sell Farmers Corn Planters
which will drop and their at the time in
perfect check at any distance apart that they wish
the rows and plant from six to per
day with ease that Farmers planting twenty
can the price of Planter $l0 in season there
fore will be to their advantage to examine and give the
Planter trial They warranted to work we'll Town
ship rights sold reasonable The Planter may be
at the Bow Factory, Lambertvie Gentlemen please
give it your attention.
Nov. IL, '5S. HOLCOMBE & DISBROW
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Madame" said old Roger to his board
inghouse keeper, in primitive countries beef
is often legal tender but madame, said he,
emphaticafly, thrusting isfork into the steak,
''all the law in Christendom couldn't make this
beef tender"
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AmbrOtype & MeIainetype Gallery

j. G. REEVE,
Would respectfully to the citizens Of Lambervo
and vicinity that he is taking PICTURES in all of the
above styles at moderate prices, at his room in
Public Hull, corner Of Union and Bridge Sts.
His room being admirably well adapted for taking Pictures
he atters himself that he take pictures which for
and of position richness of tone and beauty Of
finish are unsurpassed by gallery west Of New York
selves Pictures tax as we'll in cloudy clear weather
On hand large assortment of Gold and Plated Lockets
Fancy Cases, Frames &c. re-
Nov. 4, 1858
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A waiter, at fashionable hotel, the other day,
requested boarder if he needed his services, to
"just agitate the communication" Previous to
the rapid march of intellect "please to ring the
bell, would have been the phrase used
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1859-01-27

A fellow was told at tailor's shop that three
yards of cloth, by being wet, would shrink one
quarter of yard "Well, then" he inquired,
IF you would wet quarter of yard, would
there be any left p"
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10000 FEET

Of the best kind of Hickory Timber wanted at the Bow
Factory, Lambertville, such will do for bending for
which the highest market price will be paid
Bows Fellows Shafts, Poles Sleigh Runners and every
description of Bent Work in line for sale low Those
that in want Of kind of goods will do well to give
call.
Nov. II, '5S. HOLCOMBE & DIsBROW.
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" Come here, sissy" said young gentleman
to little girl, to whose sister he was paying his
addresses; "you are the sweetest thing on earth"
g No | amt" she replied sister says you are
the sweetest" The gentleman popped the
question" the next day.
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Notice hereby given that application will be made to the
session of the Legislature of the State of New Jersey
incorporate Manufacturing Company to be oca
ted Lambertvie with capital of $5000O with the pr
vilege of increasing the same to 100000.
Nov. rs. '58. 6w
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An editor down east thinks children's games
are becoming popular with older persons now
days, as he has seen several gentlemen chasing
hoops in our streets
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9aIlep's a(agital Daiu G4trattor.

In all diseases inflammation less predomnates-
allay inflammation strikes at the root of disease
hence an immediate cure
DALLEY'S MAGICAL PAIN EXTRACTOR, and moth
ing clse will aay inflammation at once and make certain
DALLEY'S MAGICAL PAIN EXTRACTOR will cure
the following among general catalogue of diseases Burns
Scads Cuts, Chafe Sore Nipples Corns Bunions Bruises
Strains Bites, Poison Chblains, Bes, Scrofula, Ulcers
Fever Sores, Feons Ear Ache Piles, Sore Eyes Govt
Swellings, Rheumatism Scad Head, Salt Rheumatism
Badness Eryspelas Rngworm, BARRIERS Itch Small Pox,
Measles, RASH &C., &c.
To it may appear ncredulous that many diseases
should be reached by article such idea will vanish
when reflection points the fact that the save is comb
nation of Ingredients each and every applying per-
feet antdote to its opposite disorder.
DALLEY'S MAGICAL PAIN EXTRACTOR in its effect
magical because the time short between disease and
permanent and is extractor draws all dis
out of the affected part leaving nature perfect
before the injury It is scarcely necessary to say that
house, workshop, mandatory should be moment
without it.
No Pain Extractor is genuine unless the box has upon it
steel plate engraving, with the of Henry Daley
Manufacturer.
For sale by all the Druggists and patent medicine dealers
throughout the United States and Canadas.
Principal Depot
1855 Chambers ST., New York
C. F. CHACE
Sold by s. H. Titus, Lambertvie.
d" Bryan Hough, Frenchtown.
Nov IL, 1858. "
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DIR. CHEESEMAN'S PILLS,

DIR. CHEESEMAN'S PILLS,
Prepared By Cornelius L. Cheesenaan, NJ d.,
NEW YORK CITY.
The combination of ingredients in these Pills the
suit of long and extensive practice. They mild in
their operation and certain in correcting all Irregularities
Painful transformations removing all distractions whether
from cold otherwise headache pain in the SIDE papa
ton of tho heart disturbed Sleep which arise from Interrupt
ton of nature.
To MARRIED LADIEs.-Dr. Cheeseman's Pills inva-
uable they will bring the monthly period with regu
larty Ladies who have been disappointed in the of
other Pills. place the utmost confidence in Dr. Cheese
mans Pills doing all they represent to do
NorIcE = They should not be used during Pregnancy
miscarriage would certainly result therefrom.
Warranted purely vegetable, and free from any thing in
furious to life health Explicit directions which should
be read accompany each box Price, 81. Sent by mail
enclosing 81 to any authorized agent Sold by one Drug
gist in every town in the United States
R. B. HUTCHINGS,
General Agent for the United States,
l65 Chambers St., New York,
To a0honp Wholesale orders should be addressed
Sold by S. II Titus Lambertvile.
g G L. West & Co., :"
Bryan Hough, Frenchtown.
A. Livezey, New Hope Pa.
Nov. II, 1885, ~
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A man observed of his wife at aparty the 9TH
er evening that she was beautiful, dutiful,
youthful, plentiful, and an ormfuI!
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The greatest instance of impudence on record
is that Yankee, who, in an italian city, stop
ped religious procession in order to light his
cigar from one of the holy candles. Ere the
procession recovered from its establishment, the
audacious smoker had calmly disappeared.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1859-01-27

The great beauty of wife is, that if sht
abuses you herself, she wont let any one els'
abuse you.
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Nov. 4, 1858.

The Public will stand advised that the Subscriber still
continues sell Coal at the lowest CASH PRICES without
regard to COMPETITION all the best grades of Coal from
the Lehigh Regions and Wyoming Valley, by the THOU
SAND TONS, by boat the line of the Canal or by car
the line of the Railroad down to the quarter OF ton all
washed Goals.
OFFICE and SCALES Fairbanks Coz, at our old
Stand of Union and Corye Sts Lambertvile j.
Also, on hand, BEATS CELEBRATED STOVES and
PLOWS, and Pillow CASTINGS. The Subscriber is ever
ready to wait upon Customers, when favored with call
N. LARGE.
Nov l. 1883 IF
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An Englishman's lunch-A slice Of am, six
heggs, and quart of hale.
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OIL AND PLASTER MILL.
The subscriber having taken the OIL AND PLASTER
MILL formerly occupied by L. S. Paxson he prepared
to furnish Oil and Plaster in any quantities. at the lowest
Cash Prices.
Flax Seed wanted, for which tho highest Market Cash
Price will be paid, or in exchange for Plaster
JONATHAN RAKE,
LansbrtviAe, ". J.
Nov. 4, 1858. 3m
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Gentleman and ladies, said the Snowman, here
you have a magnificent painting of Daniel in the
lions den. Daniel can be easily distinguished
from the lions by the green cotton umbrella un-
der his arm.
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lrpenter'S COrnet Band,
THE ELECTION BEING OVER,

and the County Safe, and as Wintcris ap poaching
The next best thing to which public attention can be called
make themselves comfortable in the way of Food and
Clothing and few fancy fxures-to this end have just
been giving special attention in filling up my LARGE NEW
STORE with rousng Stock of WINTER GOODS, COM
prng about all that the ladies want in general and partic
uarly choice lot of DRY GOODS, Brosha and Blanket
Shawls something tasty Scarfs Nubas, Embroiderios
Velvet and other Trimmings, and everything for Men and
Boys, particularly large lot of Winter Coats, Dutch
Boots en and Boys) Buck Gloves (Indian anned Hats
Caps &c. &C. Also stock of groceries than usual
including superior Real New Orleans Moasses Cranbrries
Rasns, Figs, Prunes, Currants Ctron, &C., &c. am
take everything in the way of produce and sell cheap
Farmers and others hardly fail of making trade, by
calling upon S. B. BRITAIN,
1T the NeqU Store IN Church st.
Nov. 4, 1858.-tf. La'n6ertvlLs
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C % Id WIN DIS,
Make increase of Clothing necessary We have Merino
Shirts and Drawers at the low PAIGE of 50 cents and good
fresh importation of Men and Boys wear decty cheap
and good beautiful line of Ladies Dress Goods at
nearly halt price Shilling DeLanes very desirable and
very good de- We have picked up some great bargains
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I A IL O r 7 n G.!!

Inc subcriber takes this method Of Informing his nule-
rous friends and the public in general that he continues the
TAILORING BUSINESS at his usual place, next door to
Coryes Hail. in MAIN ST. where he is prepared to do all
kinds OF work IN his ine cheap and good any other
establishment in the place GOODS of all kinds furnished
at short notice and made up fashonaby and substantially
and 10 Mt Strict attention paid to cutting out
work for others to make and warranted to fit if made up
right We feel grateful to numerous patrons for the
liberal patronage bestowed already and hope by strict
tenon to my business to merit and share in the
future.
LaEnbertvile, Dec 9, 1858. WILLIAM DEAN,
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Notice is hereby given that the undersigned Is still At
the LOWER GRIST MILL where he holds himself IN readl
at all times to grind the Farmers Grain IN the best
manner and at the shortest notice He will also purchase
limited amount Of Grain, such Wheat, Corn and Oats
for which he will pay the Market Price IN Cash ne WIN
keep constantly on hand and for SALE Flour and Feed OF all
kinds which he will sell for Cash and only Cash. All
Flour and Feed ordered from this Mill will be delivered
within the limits of the Corporation.
W. II. KEEPER,
LSm6ertviAe, ". J.
Nov 4, 1858. ly
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IS - WIGS = WIGS

WIGS - WIGS - WIGS
BACHELORS WIGS AND ToUPEEs surpass all
They elegant, light easy and durable.
Fitting to a charm-no turning up behind no shrink
ing off the head indeed this is the only establishment
where these things properly understood and made
233 Broadway, New York
Nov. II, 1885, 1y
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he'd Dutch Currant Bushes.
Plants OF this valuable variety for sale, by LII TITUS.
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"Love in cottage" is all very well when you
own the cottage, and have money out at interest.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1859-01-27

The lady who was in the habit of standing on
her dignity, came very near losing her balance.
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Halo, boy, did you sec rabbit cross the
road there just now 2"
:" A rabbit? 2"
Yes be quick rabbit I"
"Was it kinder gray varnint ~
"Yes yes !"
A longish creter, with short tail?"
eyes, be quick or he'll, gain bis burrow"
Had it long legs behind, and big ears?"
eyes Yes !"
"And sorter jumps when it runs ?n
eyes tell you; jumps wnen it runs!'
"Well, hain'tseen such creter about here"
!" Are those apples fit for ahog to eat pa asked
snob of huckster. TRY them and see, was
the rather caustic reply
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The gentlest task master we ever knew, is
blacksmith, who says every evening to his ap-
prentices,-
Come, boys let's leave off work and go to
saving wood !"
He must be brother tothe down east farmer,
who, one season, when he was building new
house, usedto get his hired help out to play dig
cellar by moonlight.
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A wag was one day speaking of two of his
acquaintance who had gone West, where the
newcomers were usually attacked the first sea-
son with the ague and said he
Neither of those two men will be afflicted. ;"
why not? ?" inquired bystander.
Because" was the reply, one of thdm is too
lazy to shake, and the other won't shake unless
he gets pay for it.