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Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03
memherne

We see that the Omaha people attheir
county meeting 0n the subject Of South
Platte annexation, the ether day, went
the whole figure, and appointed a com
mittee to report remonstratIve resolutions
relative to the formation Of CoIona Ter
rItorvI The action though perfectly n
ticuIous, IS certainly consistent They
have Just as much right to NEEDLE with
the one as the ether. We reckon, how
ever, Congress vii If governed BIZ the
wishes aud desires Of citizens m the Ter
rItory, consult only those Interested upon
general principles The local interests
Of a single point viii not weighvery heav-
IIy. Tie idea Of cortuaing Nebraska as
she Is, with Territory sufficient TO make
half dozen good sized States, and asking
admission with this vast area IS foolish in
The extreme. Disr0embement IS only q
question CT time, and shrewd men or 10
CaIItIe5 Ead better COX to the Shaping OF
future States, than preserving the Terri
tory II It's present form. CoLona VIII be
formed; Laramie viii Be formed; other
states and territories will be formed Of
what IS nCw Nebraska; and South Platte
will Be annexed to Kansas; if not at the
present session Of Congress, at no distant
day.
Query7 If North Platte, or especially
that portion Of It under Omaha influence
was DESTROYS Of, and about to engage II
some movement o. enterprise calculated
10 advance her interests, and South Platte
or any other portion Of the Territory, va.
to attempt an interference by ~meddIing il
their affairs wouldn't they "h your dog
l0ose!''
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03

point en- the river. making any PretenSIOns-
We notice At che point IN Kansas the
city COunciI has made an appropriation
for thisParPOse- Andiast though nos leaE,
We want our pria5ng eztablishmept tOPy
US better for the labor We besteN upon it.
We are mre we labor as hard as any man
in Nebraska % advance It's Interests. es-
peciaEy hat portion OF II n which weare
immediately located; and We are equally
sure We get as poorly paid But Ee are
DEPRESSING
We have made arrangements to club
or paper with a Number Of eastern peri
CdieaIzs and are prepared 10 offer the FOL
loving inducements for the more extern
sive circulation Of the "Advertiser."
We viii furnish the "Adrertiser'' and
any $ Magazine for S425; the "Adver-
tiser and any 8 Magazine for 1925,
cash II Gdrrncs-
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03


friends, ID other portions Of the country.
His recen. speech eviDces Constitutional
attachment rarely equaIIed, and has, con
s~equeniIy placed The South COrOIina Gov
ernor before the people as a tTue Demo
Ocrat, and sound patriotic statesman-z
statesman ia every sense; and f the for
muate nominee, the mos saHguine Ct he
party need fear no dkappoinsnent as 70
ability TO discharge h~on0rabIy he duties
Of the high position OF President, and Civ
ing satisfaction 70 the whole country.
/, Is plainly to Be seen that the leading
southern States viii be divided IN The
Charleston COlfehtion- Each oue : de-
termined to press the claims Of It's favor
lie champion. Virginia contends she has
a~Buudaace Of we'll rried timber, and It
should be used. We doubt not. for Pres
ident making resources. The past fully
sustains the presumption; IS she has fur
nished more Presidents than any other
State IL the Union Henry A. Wise has
proved himself i statesman worthy The
day and age 10 which ne lives, He has
conquered the opposition; demonstrating
The fact,that true principles viii triumph
over The dangerous doctrines Of disfrau-
chisement and prescription. IL, for no
other reasons, Henry 4. Wise deserves
the highest enconiams from his party, and
the citizens Of the United States. His
vigorous pen, and mastery eIOquence
from the rOstrum, caused hrs political en-
emies IL the "Oid Dominion" to fee IL
gIoriouzIy from before the hand Of valiant
soldiers, under the flag Of DEMOCRACY
and the Union"
Henry A. Wise IS 4 firm, unfiachIug
Democrs:; devoted to the Constitution,
and the rights o. the citizens Of the con
federated States
We have not space to pursue this sub
Jet further this week, but VII resume i
again next number.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03
Clubbing Inducements.

Notwithstanding our subscription list
has increased handsomely of late, we are
DESTROYS of extending il still more, for
several reasons. We are determined 10
do our duty as a journalist and as a pri-
Eate citizen, TO secure for this portion of
Nebraska her share of the benefits of en-
grafton, either stopping on the eastern
border, or passing on to the new Ell Do
RADIO. We therefore want our paper cir
euIaied more extensively throughout the
States. The plan of circulating large
numbers of extra papers, gratilously, in
the Eastern States. and even sending out
agcnis-has been adopted by every other
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03

Nh. EDITOE-
Through the columns Of yOur paper, l
wish 10 address a series OF articles to the
people Of the Territory, upon the subject
OF medical men and the e1Pediency Of
protecting themselves by law against the
ignorant, IIitera.e and worthless EmPyr-
les who VIII undoubtedly seek cur shores
IN a few years. These lines are Penned
under the most solemn conviction of their
correctness. and / hope their importance
VIII be duly considered.
Men sometimes take upon themselves
the awful responsibility Of administering
medicine to their fellow creatures. with
out SubJecting themselves to that course
Of study which IS indizpensibIy necessary
to rational conception Of the nature and
treatment Of disease. / pgecume no ar
gument IS called for to ~Corroborate a fact
50 paIpabIe. Instances Of this kind are
Of sorrovful remembrance TO many a fire.
side; many a bright and cherished idol
Of love. the light and Joy Of doaiing heart.
has breathed It's last under the hands of a
nan wholly deficient in even the rudi-
mentary qualifications Ct a physician
Many persons Of respectable intelligence
and natural acumen, often commit health
and Life to the charge Of q man, whom,
they very we'll know, has not the shadow
Of 4 claim to the noble profession Of med
icine. They may be compelled to do Sc
en- account Of not being able to secure the
aid Of any I else. Such Is no doubt
the proper explanation in many cases
Others, and l believe the great majority,
~igHoraHtg Patronize the Medical Quack.
They have not the power Of discrimina,
ton very largely developed, and conse.
quen,Iy, are fit subjects for imposition
This class CT persons are innocent and
unsuspecting, believing he who assume:
the title Of Doctor. needs no other recon-
mendation to their confidence. They dc
not trouble themselves with investigation
as to capacity and qualification; these a.e
minor and Insignificant matters. unworthy
a moments grave reflection; implicitly
and confidently risking their lives in the
hands Of any one whose name IS announc.
ed as 2 Doctor.
Now. any man endowed with a sans
mind, viii admit that be does not wish
his life tempered with BY a Quaek. Ther
it is becoming to require satisfactory ties
timonials Of qualification from every mai
offering himself as a practitioner of med
icine. The lawyer cannot appear in Cour
without producing a certain amount Of lie
gal knowledge. and Why should not tn,
the people ask a similar requirement Q
that clsss Of men who are styled the guar
dians Of health and IJe.
In my mex l will speak Of "1Iedica
Men"
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03
HVeP and HeeBaH,

These celebrated pugiIists have at
length been Pitted for 4 prize fight, to
come of in the spring, somewhere In the
West for q purse Of ten thousand dollars
So say the sporting papers Hyer and
Heenaa are supposed to be two Of the
mo4 powerful and scientific boxers IN
the world. and a conflict between them
would be terrific. We deprecate all
such brutal amusements, and hope that
the authorities of Missouri VIII keep the
State clear Of them. Il should be made
a ~penitentiary o%fense, and the men who
would for money, pound each other 50 IN
mercifully, should be made to pound stone
OF iron IN the shops Of the State prison
81. 10. Gaz.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03
Kansas Legislature, and Kansas
Secretary.

Il appears to be quite fashionable for
Territorial Legislatures and Secretaries,
to get at Logger-heads. The Kansas Leg
isIalure and Walsh. are now going in a Ia
Nebraska and Morton, only more 50. The
Legislature By the passage Of an act,
approved by the Governor, adjourn
ed from LecomptOn 10 Lawrence
The Secretary refused pay, rooms In
which TO meet, chairs, printing, and in
fact everything; whereupon, says a Kan
sas paper, "the House ordered the arrest
of the Secretary. who wouldn't Co.,
pleaded sickness plead in bar the
Statutes exempting him from arrest on
civil process" and finally swore he'd ''be
id if he would but all to no pur-
pose. The Sergeant-at-arms and Sheriff
were too much for him. and he was taken
a prisoner before the bar of the House,
where he underwent an examination, and
was permitted to retire after the manner
or "our army in Flanders"
We suppose these fare-ups occur from
the fact, according to the Washington
JRisn, that Territories are composed Of
renegddes, o~f-scOuTiHgs, and s~Ore-heads,
urhO are perfectly incompetent to gOUern
hemSelres.'' and that Secretaries are "in
the habit Of gatiHg the printing done uhss
they ID please"
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03
FIare-up in the Senate.

NEW YOYK, Jan. p.
The Herald's Washington c~Orrespon-
den says: In the executive session Of
the Senate to-day, an angry discussion
arose between Judge Douglas and Sena-
tor Fitch, when words were used which,
it is thought must lead to a duel. The
debate occurred on the question Of con-
frmIng Potter of Ohio, as Collector of
Toledo.
Dir. Pugh opposed Potter's nomina-
ton, as the man displaced was his friend
He said if the President desired an issue
with him, (Pughl be was ready for it.
He denounced the appointment. and call
ed upon every Senator who was his friend
to TOte against it.
Dir. Douglas responded, saying that he
would vote with the Senator from Ohio.
He then branched off on to the Illinois
appointments, and said they were dishon-
est, corrupt, and incompetent.
Fitch interrupted Douglas, and said il
was untrue.
Douglas again reiterated what he had
said.
Fitch again said it was untrue. (Cries
Ct order were then made.)
Douglas then again continued the de-
bate.
Fitch replied to Douglas with great
bitterness, and said that Senators knew
how to prize anything coming from that
quarter. (Cries Of order.)
Mr. Douglas then replied and was call
ed to order.
Motions were then made that Douglas
be allowed to go on IN order.
JEFF. Davis opposed it, and said, turn.
ing to Douglas, that he had listened with
indignation to the language used-it wa:
that of a highwayman and a bravo.
The debate was continued some tine
when a motion was made and the Senate
adjourned. 1t is said the lie was given
and most evere personal remarks made
LATER.
CORRESPONDENCE OF THE
WAsHINGToS, Jan. "a.
The correspondence between Senator:
Douglas and Fitch viii be published to
morrow.
1t appears that Mr. Douglas called OF
Mr.. Fitch to Withdraw the offensive
language used towards him in the course
Of the debate, on Friday, in Secret ses.
sion Of the Senate.
Mr.. Fitch, in the course Of his reply
said that 50 far as his son was concerned
II Illinois appointments, Douglas ex
PLANTATION was satisfactory, but Mr.. FitcI
did not withdraw his offensive remarks
Nh. Douglas. in a second note afirmec
what he had said in the Senate. and affor
ded Mr.. Fitch another opportunity t.
withdraw.
In reply Mr.. Fitch withdrew his often
sive language, based on what he assumes
to be Mr.. Douglas explanation.
This withdrawal Nj. Douglas accept
ed, repeating that he had said nothing Il
his correspondence which he had not saiC
in the debate.
To this note Mr. Fitch replied, but tn
report does not state the substance of hi
note.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03
DR.. Mann'S Ague BalSam.

his wonderful compound is having 50 szicN
in all parts q the Union where sgue exists ,
Of The few medicines which are not sold over y
try, thai are really what their inventors lsin
And, unlike All ether remedies thai are rS"l
By their prOpuesOrs 70 cure al the ills thsi a@l
tO-this remedy is only Recommended for CHE
x ague. or that paTtieuIar class q diseases gns
Of CT The result Of miasna. 50 o07rmon in 10
country. The numerous evidences q is ere. !
pr '3erties, and the hisa estimation PLACED
de-s il tie greatest discovery Of the are, and
the entire appreciation Of all classes of
having ooasiOn to Use a medicine Of this EHa
10 spare no pains 10 give This a tria; il thsy
sOnndIy cured. See advertisement in an''a"
Of this paper.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03

The probability Is that the entire mat
ter ends with this correspondence, as
there appears TO be no ground for ia her
proceedings
MesSrs- Pryor and Hawkins, Of Ken
turkys were the friends Of Dir. Douglas
and Senator Benjamin The friend Of Mr-
Fitch.
Mr. Douglas friends assert that he
viii fight throughh is present difficulty if
Necessary.
Senator Davis IS understood to have
voluntarily apOlOgised both TO Dir. Doug
las and Dir. Fitch, for the harsh remarks
which he made shortly after the occur
rene on FridaY.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03
Trustees Sale.

Notice is hereby given that BY virtue Of a deed
OF trust executed BY Benjamin b. Thompson and
and Elizabeth Thompson, bis wife, dated at Brown
vile, the tEenty-ErSt day Of October, A.. d.. 1858.
and recorded on page one hundred and tEenty-three
Of Mortgage Record No 1. in Recorders Office Of ne
maha county, Nebraska, ], Daniel l.. MeGa.y, trus-
tee therein named, viii from the door Of the ohee Of
the Register Of Deeds Of said county. on the TWEEN
ty-sixIh day Of February, 4. D. 1859, and between
the hours Of nine o'clock, A. NJ, and four O'Clock. z.
NJ, Of said day, sell at public sale to the highest
bidder Tor cash ia hand, the following described re-
al estate, to-Wit: Lots Numbered seven, eight, nine,
and ten, IN block number ter, in the town Of Brown
Vile, Acmaha county. Nebraska Terit9ry as des-
ignated upon thecriginaI plat Of said town. Said
sale being wade TO satisfy certain notes made by said
Benjamia BIT o psoI 10 Douglass & c.. and which
remains unIzId.
n J.. HcGARY.
Errrnrile. Ian 9sth 49,
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03
Jan'v % 1859 sovlv
Notice to Lot Holders in Tecum-
sch, Nebraska.

Persons holding evidences Of tiuss-quit claim
deeds, contracts foE deeds, OF certificates Of deeds
IN the town CT Ieeumseh, johnson county Nebraska,
are hereby notified that unless presentation i n.5e
N person,oT BY proper attorney, and lots claimed
and respective prOp0rtiOnate amounts Ct eDti aDee
money and fee for executing deed, be paid On or
before toe expiration Of six months from this date-
all lots at that time unclaimed and unpaid for. win
oeSoid at public auction 70 the highest bidder. for
the use and benefit Of said town Of Tecumseb ag-so-
able to the provisions Ct an act passed by the Geuer-
al Assembly Of Nebraska, entitled esn act regnIa-
ting the disposal ef lands purchased in ty1sf fort ~
sites, and approved February IOth, 1857.
TccUmsch. Jan. 20. 1855.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03
VERITAS
Table Of Latltudes and LOngitudes

The following table was calculated by
Mr.. w. Harvey, of the Surveyor Gener-
ais office, under the direction of Hon.
Ward b. Barnet, Surveyor General of
Nebraska; and can be relied upon as the
only correct table that has yet been pre-
pared.-Nebrasks City Press.
Mouth OF Kansas River, Lat. 80 deg.
z min q sec; Long II deg % min IS
sec.
Fort LeavenwOrth, K. T., Lat 80 deg
q min "a sec; Long II deg As min 6
sec.
St Joseph, Missouri, Lat 80 deg As min
SO sec; Long II deg A min 2 sec.
Aspinwall, n. T., Lat 40 deg Is min
Is sec; Long Is deg 81 min % sec.
B~rownville, N. T. Lat 40 deg "A min
% sec; Long Is deg 80 min So see;
Nebraska City, n. T. Lat 40 deg 40
90 sec; Long Is deg 43 min % sec.
Omaha City, n. T. Lat41 deg Is min
80 sec; Long Is deg As min 81 sec.
Fort Kearney. n. T. Lat 40 deg IS
min As sec; Long 81 deg IS min % sec.
Forks of Platte River, n. T. Lat Al
deg 4 min AZ sec; Lon % deg IS min 81
sec.
Fort Laramie II. I. Lat - deg 10
min 10 sec; Long 81 deg "A min 81
sec.
Fort St Vrain, N. T. Lat 30 deg II
min 80 sec; Long Is deg 9 min IS sec
Bent's Fort, K. T. Lat IS deg 2 nir
30 sec: Long 26 deg 80 min q sec.
Fort Riley, &. T. Lat 50 deg 4 min
sec; Long Is dec 80 min 2 sec.
Lecompton. X. T. Lat SO deg . min 81
sec: Long Is deg 9 min % sec.
Sixth Principal Meridian, Long 20 dee
IA min 90 sec west-Lcngitudes ~calcula,
ted from Meridian of Observatory a
Washington, d. c.
Difference from Greenwich, a deg :
min As see.
Hon. SrEPHEs A. DOUeLAs, of tht
Senate, and Hon. FENsER FERGUSON
or Delegate in the House. will pleas,
aeon, thanks for vaIuaEla fayors
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03
Salt Lake Nail

Arrived at ST. 10. IN Is days from
Salt Lake Ciiy-sixd days shorter than CON
tract time-it brought the San Francisco
Evening Bulletin Of Dec. 80. The Bal
Ietin contains the following:
"Capt Messed, having information Of a
body of Indians at Camp Proser, sent
tyEenty-three men under Capt. Proser to
surprise the Camp. We set out 1t ten
O'Clock at night, and al daylight reached
the indians camp, who received US with
yells and arrows. We fought ike good
men. long and we'll" bat the feet foe
left US few trophies In the melee
squaws fought desperately as any. Five
bucks weIe killed, seyer1l wounded.
and fourteen made prisoners.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03
AnnITerSaU or WebSter,

The 77th birthday Of the great states
man was celebrated atthe Revere House,
Boston, On the 18Th Of January BY a
superb banquet, a. which Caleb Cushing.
Rufus ChOate and other distinguished or
ators made speeches. and a letter Of re-
gret from Edward Everett was read
The occasion was one Of great bEllian-
cy and interest and worthy the mighty
man whose memoir II hOnOred.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03
MeLean'S Cordial.

As nay BE Seen We inert ths.vek The siHs1
ment Of NeLean's CoriiaI.
"Is Is NeH known We are net particularly hvsuA
patent medieiHes, zEd, IS a'ssaeraI hing ssbfF
EAoie q the1 VIII butIrtIe oeremoay. and Vi 2
sentiments ne declined inserting. iais BivetssS
until Ne knew War we're the ingredients u ne .
eEei and h0E compounded This Ne haze ieir1a
believing a we'd, that The ingredients are 80
iheeonPound jnhaously made, wese9oumenda I.
auiNture verify o. pusIic ooraIsneeg
TIE above Is fT0n the ST. Louis Christian ATS
edited b The celebrates Eev:Dr- AeAuaIi1 "
speaks voIumss in tavsr Of MeLcan's CorilL W
TO all, tTJ It. See the advertisement 10 i.s'as
rru
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03

EASTERE NAIL
-1slT lufaYs gzeeptsIJ At r..
DePGrs-DGlT sundays excepted =, -;
Gnz- AT -N
&GEEEEEE EATL.
Arrarss-F1-EeeETs u Mspdsys, WsSne,a
Fndsvz
DP-C1 TzadzF4 EEz5sys and s.,
H1RTHEET NAIL.
ArTis@-0u Tuesdays TburzIarsand San,
DePaT-OuAo.bI Fsdusslsys and T1s.
FORT EEAEEET NAIL.
LGrea-brUEuEIIls On the hrst os sv,r-
rsaeAi1g Pa Esarrey IA seven aan.
wing kL kearuey On the Igh
ArTrss-At Br0EnE1Ie in : davs
TAEETO NAIL.
LeGrss-BroE7EilIs. on Mondays WsInssl,u
Fridays az 5 oeEoek. Ak.
ATr5rss-At BrssnviT,s0H Taszdays. nuzghr
SATURDAYS ~ 8 oe-oeh AZ.
GFFICE HOURS
Froz ., oeIoek, AZ, 10 u. y. a1d h-n1i
% Q F-A E-G- DORSEY pI
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03

I'D
hO1A AOIGO
n THE WTCFg
kVb IND WbCA'
CABEW SANDERS
% TK
- 49,
SAM. ADulS 4NWS6L1C3,
S--A FTvF NILES VEST OF ST. IOUIs
On the Olive street Pank Rad
.OFTRS the fTIQufug choice ard e~r-eItant mi
jets Al Fuis Tres ard PIarss ~ Wesrsm Ear
mers aud Fruft G-Uwsrz. At the fEEoETnz prss
aPPTFS
co.
Er1Srs[ 81 = ceSfs ga
sCxHER vAzIETIEs- NUTUES WHITES
Summer Sweet Paradise Aaidsus Bash
Red AstEaean Pan HEPin
Bsugui HaHley
large Sweet BouEh Jersey Szss
Early Harvest Raub0
Early Stnubsry Faneus
1oiaen oFeetEng GraFensten
1sloH De.zser' Ner1nem Sgy, hi1e SAP I'D
AESsel 1aite FlpI5s, ss1stn, PEoSs k@
49,. No. -. - -
Bs5@iS
PEACHES.
Prize $50 Auaarsd, or IS eeuts saes.
C--~ys FL c--e $50
Old Nixon Ereest0Hs. Red Cheek NaIaeafnu Heath
Cling, Large Early York Cooks Seeding, TrOth's
larry. GeOrgs the ~, CoOtdges FaTOrite. Rad Or
ange Free. Wards Late FREE, Large White Cling.
ARS
Standard Trees, 80 esns saeE; DraT Trees On IA
gers VsiHes SeeEa reTy sUPsrior, bsariag fEst
Orsseoad yeG after IaatiHg. 50 efs e1ei-
Bartlett, BiOOdgoOd. Tyson, Bufum. Bsurre dan
~, Mfs D1cnes dAngoElene DOyeme
- sn De1utJ. Fara-
alS Aalones ISase Bcnneae Jersey. Seeke- Ste
- gL-nss' uloat Aoreeaa, Law
CHERRIES
&a3dard Irsss, SO esHts each
Enirbfss Fqrfv RTaeE- Waek Favf. P1-.H r..
rian- Goes Transparent. Elton. Gov. VOL NspoIe-
on. Yellow Spanish. Carzatiou, Early Nav. Nav
Duke. Belle De Cho5sy.
Pums. Apriesfs. Neesarines. Quircez- besf vzre
ties 50 cents each.
RASPBERPTEz
- 49,
- - ~ =
STU twprpDrr-
Ff9Hhe 1eAToJ sEx17 he'd Nash-
Lngtou, $50 ger hundred plants
The LAYTON BLACKBERRY
- rd.1a-- 49, L. -.
- @ AN
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03
Masonic Lodge Meeting

"a Nemsha Valley Lodge No. A. meets al Ma
~~soni Hall over M'AlIister & PUnn's store On
AN the nrst and third Saturday evenings Il each
Nmonlh- R. ". FURSAS, W.N-
VI BEDFORD. Secs~
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03

Ny motto thr0ugh life las bsen.Hgrk aaiI
Use In business, Advertising Il the true p
piers stone, that t1rus whatever ]: t0aehssag
: haze advertised mach, both 4 tie EeesJ E1
daily papers nOr have found that ihse d-
largest eleculsu0h-cf either eias-5eusftta Z
the mOst-OHS J. AsTOE.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03

Whatever sucesss / Fay have h5d in b1iz
owe mainly 20 continuous Advertising. and b
L go9d Poiley to advertise long IN the saus AZ
rom close observation I an fully e0En1E
It's impossible % make mueh heaGUayin Az ia
OF commerce without the facilities .Ehich &s n
alOEe ear give-JAC6B RIIGEEY.
Nebraska advertiser., 1859-02-03
Opinions OF DISTINGUISHED
BUSINESS MN.

Advertise yCUr business Donot tiGs T-ri
lndsr 4 bushel- Whatever y0Ur eauinz =
ton nay Be, If Il Eesds support from ~ u5
VeFtss II t~h0rSushly and s1cctzaliy in sns
OF OtEeE, tat EIll ARES public attention. r.
confess that what SueceSs have tad il E.s
taiHy ss attnoutsd more t0the.pubEic B-ss tr
nearly al other causes combined. Thsre ur
sloly oeoeeuPatlons that DO not require s5r-a,
Bat cannot Ee!l conceive What tasy .r.-P
BARNUM.