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The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1859-11-18

3e5-Wo call tho attention of our readers
to tho Prospectus of the Cleveland Plain
Dc"tcr, in another column of our paper
Although we never entertained the political
sentiments of its Editor,or even tho slightest
sympathy with his labors in that direction,
still wo do not hesitate in pronouncing it a
very good paper for general and local news.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1859-11-18

HORACE MAINS PRoPERTY.-A Cincn.
natl correspondent of the Boston Trans
cript says Of the late Horace Mann:
"Sincc no has been resident of Ohio, he
has managed his own pocuniary affairs with
great ability, and quito astonishod his
friends by tho sagacity and foresight dis.
played in some of his investments. During
his residence in the West no largely increas.
ed his property and his estate, at a recout
valuation, was regarded as worth $50 900.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1859-11-18

~ Joseph W. Thornton, who shot
Joseph Charless, a prominent merchant OF
st. Louis. in one of the streets of that city
in June last, was hung on the llth inst,
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1859-11-18
Republican Victory in Wisconsin.

Tho Milwaukee Sentinel of the 18th, thus
gives the result of the election in Wisconsin
For the first time in the history of Wis
consip, tho Republicans have carried their
State ticket by handsome majorties. Four
years ago We elected our Governor by 1914
majority but lost all tho rest of tho State
officers. Two years ago, wo elected the
Governor by ll8 majority, and tho Troasur-
or and State Prison Commissioner by rather
more but lost the other five candidates on
our State ticket. Now, however, We have
carried our whole ticket by an average ma
jority of three thousand or more, and have
secured majorities in both branches of tho
Legislature
This signal triumph, in view of the unusu-
al efforts mado by our opponents. is a most
gratifying and unmistakablo proof that Wis
consin is sound TO the core, and that hor Re.
publican faith cannot be shaken. IIor vote
for Republican President in 1860, may be
set down as a fixed fact"
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1859-11-18

"TERRlBLE, VERY TERRIBLE. ."-W e
Heralds Richmond correspondent kindly
warns the North Of the terrible danger
that Virginia will speedily lead off in a
movement for the dissolution of the Union.
Hear him:
II have information which justifes me
in stating tina: most of the Southern mem
bers of Congress are being influenced to
seize upon the first pretext that may offer
during the coming session to retire from
the hall the House Of Representatives, and
break up the Union. Indeed, the present
state Of things, in connection with the
Ilarper's Ferry insurrection, is urged as
sufficient ground for such an issue. In
asmuch, however, as the ends of justice
in reference TO the parties involved in this
matter have not been retarded by any act
on the part OF the North, it is maintained
by many that the crisis has come. Pros
pectively, this event is esteemed as in
voiving such a crisis; for it is hoped that
the discussions growing out Of it in Con-
gress will inevitably involve the fiGal issue
of disunion. Virginia, hitherto conser-
vative, is now rife for such an event; and l
question very much if it would not have
followed upon the heel Of the Harper's
Ferry outrage, had man Of less courage,
lirmness and conservatism than Governor
Wise, been at the helm Of State"
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1859-11-18

zs-The Court Of Common Pleas id
journOd on Saturday last.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1859-11-18

eS- Thanks to Hon. +. Wade, for nu.
meIous and valuable Public Documents.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1859-11-18

!eS- Hon. John p. Hale delivered an in
tcrosting Lecture in Cleveland, last Monday
evening, on "The Last Gadiatorial Contest
in Rome"
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1859-11-18

@-Iowa has just completed a State
census, showing population OF 633. $40.
She had 1929 in 1850, and 43, Ill in
1910. She has thus more than treble her
population in the last nine years, and in.
creased it about fifteen fold in 10 years.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1859-11-18

THE GREAT EASTERN A FAILuRE.-The
following extract We take from the letter
OF the London correspondent Of the Boston
Post:
"The Great Eastern has Aummuxed!
The leading Journal records its trial trip
as only apartial success We all know
what that means. She rolls like a por.
poise or log canoe, the docks leak, the
iron plates don't fit, the decorations crum-
BILE and disappear, nnd-ihe worst re-
mains behind-she can only 90 q little
more than half the speed that was expec .
ted Of her! The very best that can be
got out OF her under the most favorable
circumstances OF wind, water and coal, is
thirteen miles an hour. So say som,
knowing engineers who were on board
and who wished and hoped the most ia
yorable result. There is no Disgusting il
The great hull is worth all it would brinI
for old IRON"
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1859-09-17
p1cKENs COURT HOUSE, SC SATURDAY SEPTEMBER II, 1859

brush of an artist. Our Alabamian driving
in front, having accidentally discovered a
large rattlcsnakc, put an end to its existence
to the qualification of ali. scvUrai of whom
had never seen q snake of this species But
| must hasten on with my subject. After Il
most delightful days drive, rendered so by
the fine md picturesque scenery fine road
and novelty of the same, we at length reached
Grcenvillc, the principal emporium of the
district from which it derives its name, and
in fact of the whole up country. We arrived
Mt this beautiful Town several hours before
the setting of the sun, and put up at tho
Mansion House, which is, 1--WE believe the
principle hotel of the place. Here we re-
ccivcd every necessary attention. spent n
pleasant evening with our gentle Companions
in handsomely furnished parlor; enjoyed
a night of sweet rcpose, and with tho return
of Aurora, arose fresh and vigorous. ready to
enter upon our last days journey. This was
indeed a pleasant day, and it may he sup
posed we made the most of it, as it was the
last of our delightful trip. Making use of
every possible mcaus 10 interest and cncrtan
the ladies' we drove on until about ten O'clock
when we drew up, jumped from our buggios,
assisted our companions to alight. and, hav-
ing fDrnishcd them with seats under q clus-
ter of beautiful oaks. we catered to their APP
pctitcs by producing and serving up some
fine prelons procured Mt Grccnvile Here
we exchanged partners, and being once more
fully under way, we began to think and speak
with feelings of regret of our separation
which was go near at hand. About o'clock
we arrived at the home of one of our number,
whore DoN QUIXoTE was reduced to the pain
full necessity of delivering up one of those
gentle and lovely creatures intruscd to his
care. lie was gratiiicd at being able to re-
stone her to her parents in the enjoyment Of
perfect health Having enjoyed the hospi
tnlitics of their house and table we reluctant
ly babe our friends adicu, and proceeded 10
surrender the rest of our precious charges
One by one wo arc now deprived Of orr most
agreeable charges. till ut length we find our
selves solitary and alone, prosecuting our
journey h1meward. Our thoughts now adj
vert to the various occurrences Of the trip,
and in consideration of these, VIC are CON
strained to believe that terrestrial joys are
transitory and unstable; yea as a iccting
dream that soon passes away Our delight.
ful tour has come to Il terminus. The ladies,
the source of our joy, are no longer at our
sides. but tic sweet tones of their voices cs-
| Gaping from their roscato lips. seem still to
greet our cars; their beautiful and scraphic
forms still hover around us: the many scenes
We have together witnessed and Joyous hours
spent, rccur in vivid colors to our inagina-
tiop and in conclusion, we must say that
the rccollections of Our Mountain Trip"
will ever be IL sweet and ycrdaut spot in our
mcmOrV
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1859-09-17
SEaGO TGD lP0GTR
A Song for the Season.

Oh. ripe and ruddy autumn, now,
Thou givcst once again
A rich reward to anxious man
For all his toll and pain;
Thou art queen, stately queen,
Among the grnccs three,
For lovely spring and summer bright
Arc handmaids unto thee;
Night royalty, with lavish hand,
Thou spreadst DER hillsard plain
The luscious symbols that proclaim
The lustrc of thy reign.
Oh gentle, bountcous autumn quccn,.
Brown daughter of the sun,
EIfulgcntly thou trcad'st the path
His burning courses run;
Thou lay'st thy magic wand upon
The green ami tender grain,
And full.earcd harvest glnddcns earth,
With tccming fields again;
The boughs that bend with golden fruit,
The purple CLUSTERED vino.
Oh ripe and ruddy autumn queen,
Arc thine and only thine!
Oh blcss'd and blessing autumn queen,
Commissioned from above
To gem the m0tron breast of earth
With Jewels of Gods love;
The green hill-sides are wild with glcc-
The valleys swell with song
The everlasting mountain tops
The anthem peals prolong--
And all the kindred of mankind,
In one great rapture strain,
Sing praise to Him who badc thee fill
Their gamers once again.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1859-09-17
DoN QuIxoTE, a Taulian.
wALuALLA, S. c.. SEPT. 4th, 1859.


Friend THOMPSON: AS every one is nnx
;ors d,,;,,u ,,,a ,. ,.hl .;,n !.
49,.
N"o" """ tneS are ge'tihS a'ohS III otner
sections, perhaps few observations | made
during Il recent visit to Clarksvillc and some
other noirts in Gaorcio NAV ho of intorost
,Ic. w.l,ou. .,.
''' '"''S VII '''' '',''"'"o Vi
the 3lSt uitimo, IN company with cary
pieu$am travelling companion, The weather
was delnhtful and our driue.vos - verv nIoos.
1u'a s,s. -' "''' ",s'J p.'"s
'''' '','' -. "'"t P'''o VI any "".c '""' VIC
passed was capt STEELE s. some eight miles
from WalhaIla. The Captain has pleasant
place, we'll improved and connnanding nm
excellent view of the Blue RIDGE. nofccJ
that tLc Cnptnin WAS crectinm n LARGO .su,,or
cane mill, and take it for Granted tbnt he
intends to enjoy the sweets Of this life !"
this year. Hone he NAV, for he richly de-
serves it. About half mile. above the Can.
tnin's. lives Mr.. NoRRIs. who can bo,st IF
the prnttiest mountain view ON the rood to
Clorksyillc And scottorod o,nn,, ot nIonsant
intervals wo end Mossrs IIrSuri pnn,
AIRY ,xnpp and othcrs ,rho soon, to Lo hlcss.
oil with n oood and h,nnt;Cul ernn In foct
T ,vos i, so.,1n,oI h,, ono of flo NJ. poo,s no,
a;,ao ~. ;, ,' o I,. A. 49, ' oo'''' ~ NV
,ad C ,',ar v"o n"l ~ ~, "o"s oa"p nv!
o"Jo ,r"a ;nc,11,'oJ ,,.oa ,,ooo.i;i',I H. 49,
S".' was l'.',''''oI 'i ""s 'Acccui"S!y 'ne'
,'nu ir"H' WIN cou'o se9 uuni ll'ct'"eu 70
ocileVc ~ 20 DC true' Nhu al "'"'g the ROAD
70 OlarEsVlile hotieed tle corn was general
~ We'll eareu, considering tNe land.
we arrived at CiarksviiI Just as the sun
was hiding itself III all ITS majestic glory be-
hind tho 4onalI mountain. ClarkSvillc is
situated upon "a pleasant eminence, and at
some points command splendid view of the
Blue Ridge. Any lover of quictude that will
visit Carksvile will be sure to be pleased
with til" place, for it s the most q, let place
of its size | ever have had the pie,sure of
visiting. The Erwin House /" is one of the
auietest hotels I ever stopned Mt nm in.
formed that its nentlemonly and trnlp acrn,n.
modating landlord will not allow nm !. one To-
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1859-09-17

and see long bank of fog n. thc font of , ro,,,ro
of mountains and the noble sun cildin, unh
lofty SUBMITS could not ren,ain YrSn, ,,eI. or.
claiming, "Ah give me n home in tbr ,,n,,,,-
taius" | sat and watched tho boou,~ c H.
scene for n long time. and should Loy. ,,,i..nd
my breakfast very likely if i; lnJ mo-, hccn r,,,
my friend who awokc me from my ctc,ic A.
little poety as he has in his nature. he could moi
refrain from an exclamation of dclicht wbrn lie
eve caught the hundred cl,imnics with tLrir
smoke curling beautifully over the VILLAGE
took several rides in thc country while | was
stopping ut Clarks1illc: one in norticuIor VOC
pleasant and must thnnl; INV communion r,,.
1t. ] was as far ont as Yonah mountain in
White county. This is good farming portion
of Tie country and the ,rors Locked GnnIv
There is in contamination n rublic rn,I f,or,
Clarksvllc via Tonah mountain. out into Union
county. This will be a good thing: as The ronds
Mt present are very rough left Cluksyin. nm
Saturday morning well pleased with tLc ,,I,rr
and people, and | am truly thankful TO m,
friends there for their kind attention: and uuI,
thankful to three of the ClarksvlIc ladies for
their very beautiful hoono,tcs shall lccn
them as mcmentos Of their Kindness.
l stopped and spent about an hour nj Toccoo
Falls, one Of She lovelicSt places in The world
The perpcndiculur fall ut tlis place is said To
be 200 feet. There is very lille fail in thc
creek above until ii makes its awful leap into
the chasm beneath; and again it makes its way
through beautiful and shaded ravinc toward
the o. tan. The water is divided Mt the top of
the fall by a long rock which projects far over
the chasm. There is about an equal quantity
of water on each side, and before it reaches tho
pool below, it is beautifully and pleasantly
blended together; and when it reaches the bot
tom it is nothing but mist. | have visited
I nome Of the most picturesque places in the Uni
ted States, but in point of beauty and loyclincss
Toccoa is tho lovcljcst place ever saw. Talu-
loh is majestic, terrible grand. Toccoa is
beautiful. lovely aud sublime. You look at
Talu'ah with awe and dread. but you look at
| ToccoI with admiration and love. Iou feel n
sensation in your bosom which cannot be de-
fined. 1t is similar to looking at II boat uron
the silver lake which is bringing some loved
one to your embrace. He who visits Toccoa is
sure TO love ii if his soul is as large rs mites
little toe. The scenery about Toccoa is beauti-
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1859-09-17


IsEMAKABIL PHENoMENA- recent
aurora boreals was not only one of the most
magnificent that was ever witnessed i'm this
quarter of the globe, bat was attended by
electrical phenomena OF an unusual charac-
ter, one of which was the transmission of
tclgraphlc advccs, without the use of the
galvanic battery, from the supcrabunduEcG
of electricity in the atmosphere, as will be
seen from the following, which is copied
from the Washington Star, being intor
nation derived from the American Tclc-
graph line:
This morning one Of the most startling
as we'll as singular electrical phenomena
occurred on the telegraph lines throughout
the United States that has ever taken place
in this country 1t has been manifested
on the various telegraph lines throughout
the country during all this forenoon, there
by causing much annoyance to the opera
tors. A series of currents of electricity,
entirely Independents of che batteries, seem
So have taken possession of the wires. and
to such IN extent that the National Tclc.
graph was actually enabled to send mcssu-
gos from New York to Pittsburg, (Penn J
correctly, without the use of particle of
GalHanic battery using this Independent
electricity Of the air in the place of that
supplied by the ordinary batteries
This isa phenomena, we are assured,
which has never taken place, even among
the many prauks and unseen poweris daily
practising on the telegraph wires. As has
been stated, and mentioned by us on Mon-
day last, this extraordinary freak is doubt.
less owing to the same cause which pro
duccd the Aurora Borealis, as the wires
were paralyzcd during It's shining brill B.
ly after one o'clocl, this morning it is fair
so presume that the phenomena of to-day
may be attributed to the same cause.
We understand that Professor Henry
j; devotipg especial attention to this subject,
and may result in throwing light upon
the cause and effect of the Aurora Borealis,
as long Ssbjeet'of discussion among our
savans,
HUMrLrrT is the first lesson VIC learn
from reflection, and self distrust the first
proof we give Of having obtained knowl-
edge of ourselves.
THERE are many who say more than the
truth on some occasions and balance the
account with their conscences by saying
less than the truth on others.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1859-09-17

\ HousEMAID in the coHntry, Boasting
Of her industrious habits, said tI,ut on a
certain occasion she rose at four, made a
fire, put OH the tca-kcttlc, prepared break
fast, and made all the beds" before .
single soul wosup in Bhe house
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1859-09-17

TIE family house of the American
President, rhomas Jefferson, was burnt
down during his absence. Were none
of my books saved Z" he asked favorite
black servant "No, massa," was the
reply, "but We saved the fddle"
Nevada national., 1859-04-09
"a Cuban Qucstion.

The following is the joint resolution offer
ci by Mr.. MAsoN OF Virginia, as a substitute
ior Nr. SLtpLLL's thirty million III.
HosOir,d, hy the Senate aud House Of
Representatives OF the United States Of
America IN Congress assembled. That Con.
s;,ss iuli! approves rne policy ia the mess
az" Of the Pres.IsIt respecting b. proprieiy
and ultimate necessity OF ocqu rug tue
Island OF Cuha ly ,he iGitod States that
whist .eliaiuiu~ 30 ths .iul- from any con-
u..'.a! as 10 future measures which c.rcum-
s'alc.s, whether affecting The peaceful re-
iHtiuG- ol lhg Two cu..'iirs ur the safety oj
-c United STATE, uay render necessary d Is
deemed sufficient At pr,,,ut ouIy TO declare
Aat " ben ever i shull seem III To Spain to
transfer thc islial. ,h, United States viii hc
w'p4r,d ieI.c,.tg II. on rms that shall
BE- ii-; and cquiiaLic 10 both Countries, aud
iur 9 .a.r rquiva!o.t and that. because OF
IL, position Of Cubl iu ilc Gulf Of Mexico.
aad more especially because ol il proximity
"a lh- coast o: the tui,,d States, this gov
crrne. can never remain neutral under
~r, European cr other policy which should
,erd4i, Gala .,om /. dom Ion o. Spain
iu t.or e. amy foreign roae-.
Nevada national., 1859-04-09
rLe S-hc, OF CoIau,bu-.

\ cathedral 10 Havana claims iar honor
OF shctcring The rera.u, OF tie navigator.
4 recent traveller thus dr.criH.s ar place.
\ mural tablet in the choir. ou 50 .i F..
a bu,tofthcillustriou- Gcao.-l 10 aal.u-rri.r..
informs lhr public tint a.l tlat i- mert.. of
him rera>c, there: that wh.' leaa- l.o tar
country be- discovccd t1 i. iho lu,ne Of
prosperous millions, D.. has mld. voyage
to a stjl more distant land from which no
traveller returns. Ua. Of the officials. who
had an eye 20 5u>iu.-s during ,lc services
presented me Wi.h printed casl toli.ur tla
story Of the hcgira 80 tuesr il.u~u.sa, bouc-
Though Columbus died sat Nulhdul.i. T..
Spain bis remains @,-. bot permitted TO
rest there. They were FIRST transported 20
a Carihu>ian monastery g. seville nest
they we're removed across the sens 20 50
Domingo and finally they wee 'l irtelred
aa1 brought to Havana llcr, 600 H.. An
titles, with which The discovery ha. rendered
his name immortal. aud ha, So iutuatr con.
~rc'i1a. il is fitting tina, ms dlst should re-
pose The land which bis h,ro.-m revealed
to nn a,toni-hcd and adm'r.ng world may
well afford him enough where ia TO sleep bis
long sleep"
Nevada national., 1859-04-09

CClrD RESTORING SPEECH To the DUNB.-
The Bangor ImtS tells a queer story
about W. D. Dclavan, the young deaf and
dumb artist. whom We saw at Presque Isle.
and who painted the panorama OF Aroo,took.
1t seems be fell in love With young Lady oi
Presque Isle. whose father opposed the match.
The lovers therefor on Sunday week. leit
suddenly for New Brunswick but we're over
taken by the euraged father at Tobique.
where an explosion took place in which the
deaf beard the dumb spake The quandom
mute suddenly found voice and declared
that the girl was his ana he would have her
She was however taken home. aud the artist
followed hard after Delavan now owns
than be has acted dummy for eight years.
being thrown of his guard but three times
during that period. When alone he kept
his vocal organs in exercise il order that he
might not lose their power-He SAYS be- had
good reasons for adopting rhis deception
connected with which there is a long and
curious history, which he will disclose to
the public.
Nevada national., 1859-04-09

Look you. woman Won Nhc behold
!Jur >e.'. trembling on the verge Of dc
s'rpction yog slun her: you pass ny on
tAc olh,r sidt-yon ,plrn her i.5m your
door YOU forbid her 60 drink at .br cooling
stream ui mercy, where misery might >lukr
bcr consuming thirst-you drive her forth
il the uupiying rain aud ~ ow aud hail OF
H. IoIlG'a Loari-conscaling derision aud
:hrrs; hl h,youd Tie boundary where hu-
man steps begin TO tax" hold on hell. Clnthc
yuursali ia the sofl rtment that Christ threw
over the ,rriug Mary 20 to her desolaiius
house, and gently replace the fallen irag
mcuts Of her hone-alter swectrn the fad
ing smile that is slowly changing to the
sardonic eimace Of hate and despair let
Eer hear the sweet music OF sympathetic
,peech-shov her. rising from the tnmultu-
Gus waves OF ruin. an Ark Of safety lifting
its blessed roof from the food W oman the
mariner, Christ the pilot Heaven the bar
Dor, Mercy the iavoring wind.-.Urs. Day's
HespcTian.
Nevada national., 1859-04-09
The Country Lassie.

She hlos,omei IN the country.
Whore sunny summer filings
Her rnsy arm, around the earth.
And brightest blessing bring.
Health was her sole inheritance.
Aud grace her ouly dover;
never dreamed .he Wild wood
contained ,o sweet flower
for distant from thc city.
And inland from the sea.
NJ la.sir Ola.Mc! iu goodness.
a. pare as puse could be
She caught her dcws freshness
lsum h,ll aud mountain bower,
! never dreamed Size vili wood
coutaucl So sweet a Tower
Tie rainhos mu-t have lent Der
som- Of i.s airy grace
lne wild rose parted with q blush,
That Nestle. "a Lcr face.
Tie sLhbrau, got cuuueird I'm
Ih, long was-. al hcr hair,
Jr ,hr haH newer grown 10 be
So ludcsi anj ,o .air
Tie early bi9'. Lave taught her
Ihcir.'Jou, matiu Song,
AMI SOME ol t.sir soft; innocence,
she been niiA thcm 30 song.
AMI ior hes now, if need bc,
Id lart with wealth ami power /,
never jreamra the villa wood
COu.4iucd su ,ayeta flower
Nevada national., 1859-04-09

RELIGION as is dealt out by some preach
ers is getting to be Il very costly commodity
The pews in Henry Ward Be, cher's church,
Brooklyn. we're recently sold at Auction
for the round sum Of S25.000. About four
hundred members of the church, unable to
pay the high prices asked for pews, were ex-
cluded from the congregational Golden
Er1
Nevada national., 1859-04-09

The number OF inmates Of the State Insane
As sy lum at Stockton. on TIE lst, of March.
was 800.
Nevada national., 1859-04-09

Mr. H.. declared that his wife had 1--WE
iulls-"that she was beautiful, ,dutiful youth
ful. plentiful and an crmful."
Nevada national., 1859-04-09

Joe's wife believes in womans rights,
But Joe would still surpass her
For when they both get in their cups,
Then Joe goes in TO sauce her.
Nevada national., 1859-04-09

Characteristics Of nations are shown in
their salu,atious The Arab says. III God
tciis Il. you are weH thus hctrayinr his
latali-iic faith. The Egyptian asks. "Hotr
do yoU PersPiro?' because Doe lives in a fe-
yrri.h climate. whore ptr-pjratinrs is necrs-
sary 10 health The dvrilei uu the banks Of
the Amgzon inquiries. Ho,r do Vou siecp,"
because the insects are nightly torment
The lively Frenchman asks "H0ic do gon
carrU yourssb2" the maIatime llollandrr
.Ho5r do you sal2' and The plodding indus-
tiious Englishman "Hoir 40 gotl Do!"