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Books and Stationery.
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CHEAP q , OK STCEE,
No. 2ol North scCond Street.


No. 22l North Second street,
Between Race and Vine Street,)
Philadelphia,
Country Merchants, Booksellers, Store
Keepers, School Boards, Teachers and every
body in want of Books and Stationery will
find at this establishment d complete assort-
Inent of English and Classical Text Books,
for Colleges. Academies and Schools, wheth-
er public or private Also, School and Fam
lily Stationery IN great variety. Besides an
extensive stock of all kinds of Books, in eve
nv department of Literature-Family, School
and Pocket Bibles. Prayer Books, Hymn
Books, Blank Account and Memorandum
Books, Ink, Pens, Slate and Lead Pencils
States, Wrapping Papers, &c, &c, &c, all
selling at the very lowest nett cash prices.
LEARY, GETZ & co.
Publishers & Booksellers,
No pa North Second Street,
Philadelphia.
CEParticular attention paid to all orders
by mail.
August Il, 1859.
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SOMETHING NEW.

The public are respectfully informed
that the undersigned has opened 10 the
Borough of Stroudsburg, an
Oyster Saloon and Bakery;
on Elizabeth street, at Loder's old Stand;
opposite Samuel Melick's Jewelry Store,
where they intend keeping on hand, Bread,
Cakes, Candies of all kinds, Oysters in
every style. green Fruit of all varieties,
choice dried Fruits, CitroD, Jellies of all
davors. brandy Peaches, brandy Cherries,
French Prunes, Tom atoes, Pickles, Pep
persauce, Lemon Syrup, fresh Goosebsr-
ries, Currants. Oranges, Lemons, extra
Green and Black Tea, spices, Cheese,
pulverized Sugar, Refined Sugar, West
India White Honey, New Orleans n Ola.-
ses. Sugar Cured Hams, Crackers, Butter,
and Nuts of all kinds.
They also have fitted up splendid Ss-
loon in their building where Ice Cream
of all Aavors will be served TO their pat
rons.
Also,
Albany Cream Ale, Champagne Wine,
Lager Beer, Lemonade, Mead and Soda a
Water, Choice Segars, and Tobacco
Open day and evening, give them a
call.
DRAKE & FELKER,
Stroudsburg, May IL, ls5S-tf.
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Shoe business and Factories
can be carried on proilaby AT Hammonton.
See advertisement OF lIammonloa Lands.
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FOOD FOR THE MIND!

FOOD FOR THE MIND!
EF YOU WANT A EOOK.
SEND TO
GEORGE g. EVANS,
439 Chesnut street,
PHILADELPHIA
FOR 1T.
YOU CAN GET GOOD BOOKS,
YOU CAN GET CHOICE BOOKS,
YOU CAN GET BOOKS WORTH READING,
YOU CAN GET
BOOKS IN EVERY DEPARTMENT
OF LITERATURE,
AND A HANSOME PRESENT,
Worth from SO cents to 500, is given with
each Book sold. In fact, the best place in
the Country to buy Books, is at
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AND PROPRIETOR
OLDEST AND LARG EST
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Who calls attention to the fact, that he has
made such arrangements with other Publish
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pleasure to offer
GREATER INDUCEMENTS
than ever, and such ihdt cannot be equated
by any other Gift Beck House in the world.
1860
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AND OVER
100000 Dollars worth of Jewelry
WERE GIVEN AWAY,
during the six months, from January to July,
1859, each article OF which has teen of the
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every instance.
All Books are sold at the Publishers pri-
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UOA II q FELk EK,
Stroudsburg, May II. ls5s-tf.

Grape Growers can .,arry IN.
their business most success stnllv AZ Ham.
monitor, free from troSts' Some fauv Vim.
yards set out the past seasen. See adyer-
iisement OF HammoGton Lands, in ano.her
column.
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AGENTS WANTED.
Persons wishing TO establish

Manufactures in a new and thriving place
where businessis good. See advertisement
of the Hammonton Settlement
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NEW

Express Arrangement.
The Horo and Howard Express Com
pauys are now prepared to forward Mon
ey, VaIuables of any kind, Packages, &C.,
With their own Cars, and special Messen.
gers, with dispatch from StroudsburetO a.
ny part of the world.
JOHN N. STOKES, Agent,
For the Hope aud Howard Ex. Cos
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$3.50 90

We, the undersigned Auditors appointed
to audit and adjust the account of Godlieb
Auracher, ESqr. Treasurer of the Monroe
County Mutual Fire Insurance Company, for
the year commencing with the first Monday
of September, 1858, and ending the first
Monday of September, 1859, do certify that
we have examined his books, papers and
| vouchers, and find them correct and to bal
ance with the account herein stated
Witness our hands this seventeenth day of
September A. D. 1859.
r. S. STAPLES, !
SILAS l.. DRAKE, Auditors:
THEO. SCHOCH,
Stroudsburg, Sept %, 1852
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5toufs! 5toues! Stoves
81 &c Again!

IN = - 9~sAsA
The subscriber would esrec,fnlly inform
his friends and customers, that he has re-
commend ed the
Steve and Tia-Ware Business,
Il at his old stand. where NAV be found a
% ull and complete assortment OF Cook
SE Pdri0r, and all kinds Of Heating Stores,
which will be sold at city prices. He would
further say. that he has secured the seryi-
ces of Mr. William Florv, a very superior
worker in Tin and Sheet Iron. which VIII
enable him to offer Tin & Sheet Iron Ware
at wholesale, and at the lowest figure He
would respectfully invite merchants and
deasears in his line to call and examine lol
themselves
ROOFING, SPOUTING, and all kind,
of JOBBlNG promptly attended 10.
II. r. DEPUY.
Stroudsburg. September |. 1859 -ly.
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All Wanting Farms in delightful
climate, rich soil, and secure from irosis.-
See advertisement Of Hammonlon Lands
in another column.
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Persons Wanting Change of
climate for health. See advertisement OF
Hammonton Lands, in another column.
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REMEMBER THAT,
BY
PURCHASING BOOKS AT

REMEMBER THAT,
PURCHASING BOOKS AT
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GIFT BOOK ESTABLISHMENT,
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other Book store, and you have the advant
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book that you buy.
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And one trial UiU assure yom Of the honor.
able and prompt method Of traasacting
business.
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And one that requires but little time, is re,
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Philadelphia, Pa
Originator Of the Gift Book Business, ana
Proprietor Of the Largest Gift Book Es-
tdbLishment IN The World.
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BOARDING SCHOOL
FOR
YOUNG LADIES.
StraudShuvO EnmaIa Sam;uary

StrOudsburg Female Seminary
Under the care of the Rev. J. E. MILLER
and Miss Nj. S. MILLER:
Mrs. j. E. MILLER teacher of Music,
Drawing and Ornamental work.
The year 20 be divided into three terms OF
Id weeks each.
TERMS.
For day scholars:
For all the English branches usually taught
in Seminaries of the first grade, and Latin:
$5, per Session.
Music on the Piano, per quarter.
g on the Guitar, ) for full course.
Pastel Painting, $50
Monochromatc, d Material furnished
Leather Work
Six pupils will be received into the family
of the Principal as boarders, at a charge OF
$500, per year, for Boarding, washing, and
tuition.in all the English branches, Latin
and French. Half payment to be made al
the beginning of each session, and the re.
mainder at the close.
No deduction for absence, for either boar
ding or day-scholars, excepting in case oi
sickness, or by special agreement.
Pupils received at any time during the
session, and charged from the time when
they commence,
July %, lS59.-tf.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-08-10
MIDDLEBURY VT, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST TO- 1859.

--Whtn Sully, the celebrated composer
was once dangerously i'll, his friends sent
fJr confessor who finding his situation
critical, and his mind much agitated and
alarmed, told him there was only one way
by which he could obtain absolution, and
that was by burning all that he had com.
posed Of an unpublished opera. Remon-
STRANGE was in vain. Sully burned the
music, and the confessor withdrew. On
his recovery, a nobleman, who was his pat
ron. calling to see him, was informed oil
the sacrifice be had made "And so, y
said he, "you have burnt your opera !;
and you are really such biockhead as TO
believe ip the absurdities of a monk ?
Stop, my friend, stop" said Sulley
whispering in his ear, " l knew very
we'll what I was about haze another
copu."
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A HIGHLAND WIDov.-At his death,
the Laird Of -, in Argyleshire left 3
q beautiful young widOw-of course in
consolable for bis loss. After the burial
and banquets, clansmen and clanswoman'
attended by the piper and the fiddler, CON-
veued for a dance in the castle hall, re.
solved to mitigate their grief with the
Highland aing; when, unexpectedly the
widow herself came in, all weeds and
tears. with the tip of her nose scarcely
Keeping from her Grape cap, and she sea-
ted herself carefully on bench. The
gentleman who was to lead down the
dance, thought he could not, in good
breeding, ask any other lady than the
mistress of the house to stand up With
him, and with deep sigh, she consented.
He then asked the disconsolste widow the
spring, i. c. the tune, she would wish to
have played. oh" said she, "let it BE-
light spring, for l have heavy heart,
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BLACKBERRY WINE.-There is no wi 0

BLACKBERRY WINE.--There is no vi o
equal to tho blackberry wine when properly
made, either in flavor or for medicinal
purposes, and all persons who can conven-
intly do so, should manufacture enough
Tor their own use every year. as it is in'
valuable in sickness as tonic, and moth.
ing is better remedy for bowel diseases.
We therefore give the receipt for making
it.
"Measur, your berriesan bruise them;
to every gallon adding one quart Of boil
ing water. Let the mixture stand twenty
four hours, stirring occasionally; then
strain of the liquor into q cask, to every
gallon adding TWO pounds of sugar cork
light, and let it stand till the following
October, and you will have wine ready
for use, witht NJ farther straining or boiling
that will make lips smack as they never
smacked before under similar influence"
The following receipt for making this
wine, 30 called. is from Mrs. Hale's New
Cook book:
ITO 5 gallons ripe blackberries, add 7
pounds Of honey and gallons of water
boil, strain, and leave the liquor to fer.
ment; then boil it again and put it into
cask to ferment."
The FIRST receipt, it will be perceived,
says nothing about fermentation, which
is very important to be attended to, and
which, unless it is, may burst the cask and
spill the wine.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-08-10

Quick, the commedian, one day pas
sing through Brokers Row, Moor6elds,
was seized upon by the barker Of furni.
ture warehouse, who, without ceremony,
pulled him into the shop, and began puff
fng bis tables and chairs. Quick, being
old and in6rm, made little resistance, but
asked the map if he we're master of the
shop.
"No, sir" said the barker, "but ! will
fetch him Immediately"
The man returned " ith his master, to
whom Quick put the question.
"Are you master of this shop, sir p
Yes, sir; what can do for you ?"
Only" replied Quick, just hold your
man a minute. while I 60 out =
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-08-10

AT College the Senior Class was
under examination for degrees. The Pro-
fessor Of Natural Philosophy was badg.
sring the boys in optics. The point under
illustrations was that, strictly and scien.
tl6cally spe'king we see not objects, but
their images depicted on the retina. The
worthy Professor, in order to mako the
matter palmer, said to the wsg of the
class. Mr. Jackson, did you ever actual.
ly sec your father 7"
Bill replied promptly, No, SIR"
Please explain to the Committee why
you never saw your own father"
Because" replied Bill, very gravely,
:" be died before l was born, sir"
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GENIUS AND LABOR Alexander Ham.
ilten once said to an intimate friend {:
Men give me some genius. All the ge.
MUS that l have lies just in this When
l have subject in hand, I study it pro.
fouudly. Day and night it is before me-
l explore it in all its bearings. My mind
becomes pervaded with it. Then the eff.
fort which make is what the people are
pleased to call the fruits Of genius. 1t is
the fruit Of labor and thought"
Mr.. Webster once replied to gentle.
man who pressed him to speak on sub.
jcct of great Importance: The subjec'
interests me deeply, but 1 have no time
There, SIR pointing to huge pile Of
letters on the table, is a pile of unan.
swered letters, which must reply before
the close Of the session, (which was then
three days off, l have not tine to mas
ter the subject so as to do it justice"
but, MIR. Webster, few words from
you would do SO much to awaken public
attention TO it."
If there be SO much weight in my
words as you represent, it is because l do
not allow myself to speak on any subject
till l have imbued my mind with it,"
Domosthenes was once urged to speak
on great anu sudden emergency. al
am not prepared" said he, and obstinately y
refused
The law Of labor is equally binding on
genius and mediocrity,
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ting their sides With laughter. Some
tried to reprimand Joe for this result !;
but he was SO simple and honest on the
occasion that all blame fell where it be.
longed, upon the man that brought the
suit. 1t was very easily proved that Joe
never owned live hoss,' and he was sent
about his business.
1t was small affair, perhaps, but it
made great noise and so hot and heavy
were the various remarks that came
showering Down upon Daniel Lober, that
in less than u mouth he was glad to sell
out and move,
Alter this, Uncle Joe's hens and geese
wandered about without fear of being shot;
but his old hoss' never was known to go
away except when it was upon its masters
shoulders.
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Hans IN TIE AscENpANT.-A few eve
nings ago party of Young Americans
we're standing in front Of an ancient look
ing saldler's shop, kept by one Hans, a
Dutchman. Mischief reigned supreme
among their number, and thinking to have
some sport with our German friend, one of
them opened the door and thus addressed
him :
Il say Germany, have yer got any sad
dies for dogs?'
Looking up from his work quite com.
posedly he replied
'Yaw COON in unt try Won on
Young America soped.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-08-10

One OF the hest shots in Garibaldi's
service is an Englishman so years old,
who carries capital Lancaster rife, and
aided by pair Of spectacles, Of which he
stards in need, brings down every Tyre.
lcan chasseur that be takes aim at. Some.
b dy lately asked him whether he had
bcen atha~tDd 10 join volunteer corps
y strong feeling for the It,,ian eau c
or by love Of sport. lie answered very
ooolly. = have q great respect for l'al.
ian Independence. but l am also very fond
q shoosipg,"
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SAVING TIMg--A clergyman who en-.
joys the substantial benefits of fine farm
was slightly taken down, few days ago,
by his Irish plowman who was setting at
his pillow, in a tobacco field, resting his
horse. The Reverend gentleman, being an
economist. said with great seriousness
"John wouldn't it be good plan for you
to have stub scythe here and be hubbing
few bushes along ,he fence while the
horse is restingi' John, with quite as
serious countenance as tho divine wore
himself, repli 4; wouldn't ii he well,
sir, for you to have tub o. potatoes in
the pulpit, and when they are singing, to
peel 'em awhile to be ready for the pot?
The reverend gentleman laughed heartily
and left.
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"A writer in the Religious Telescop,

"A writer in the Religious Telescope
approves Of the recent introduction Of
steam in propelling" church organs, be.
cause steam never winks ut any one across
tho room just before the piece is started /;
never filters and laughs at each turn Of
the music, never bushes or sticks up its
tan before its face, nor hangs ito head /;
never whispers during the sermon; never
turns over the note book to 6nd the tune
Turing the prayer, nor gazeS over the con.
gregation to see who is knealing; never
writes notes and passes them while the
minister is preaching. For these reasons. >
says the writer, ii singing is to BE- done
by proxy, by all means let US employ
steam.
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They tell a story about fellow, who,
on the Glorious Fourth" passing along
the streets of Springfield, Mass saw "B.
K. Bliss' Apothecary," neatly chissled on
a marble slab in the centre of the side.
walk.
Stepping reverently over the stone, our
friend Of the American Eagle turned
round and reading slowly. B. L. Bliss,
AfpW|fzY," exclaimed, appoplexy, yes
well-but what in ------- did they bury
him under the sidewalk for ?"
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POETRY.
The Deserted House.

III TBNNrsoN.
Life and thought have gone away,
Side by side,
Leaving door and window wide
Careless tenants they
All within Is dark as night;
In the windows 10 no light;
And no mu1nur at the door,
So frequent on Its hinge before.
Come away no more of mirth
Is here, or nerry-making sound;
The house was builded Of the earth,
And shall fall again to the ground.
Come away for Life and Thought,
mere no longer dwell;
But in city glorous--
A great and distant city-they have bought
A mansion incorrupnble.
Would they could have stayed with rs,
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DECIDEDLY NApoLrosIc.-An auecdo

DECIDEDLY NAPoLEoNIc. An anecdote
is told of the Emperor Napoleon Ill
W. en- he ordered bridge to be thrown
across the Ticino, for tie passage Of the
Allies. which shows that he possesses the
fire of the old hint.
He sent for the Captain of the Ponton.
eers, and ask, d him how long it woull
take to make passage for the army.
Two hours and a half, sire, was the reply
The Emperor took out his watch and said,
Captain, l give you an hour and
quarter" I'VE will try and do it, Sire,'
replied tie Captain, No. said the En-.
peror, do not merely try-do i. The
first boats were soon moored. and the En-.
peror, in spite of the observations of his
generals and aids.de.camp, jumped on this
commencement of bridge. The fasten.
ings, not yet properly secured, were in
great danger Of being driven away by the
current, and bis Majesty was again eau.
TONED, but be made no reply. AS another
boat was fastened to the 6rst the Emperor
continued to advance, and as workman
FASTENED to pass him, he said in loud
tone, Make haste to increase his speed.
In an hour and quarter the bridge was
secured on both banks, and the brigade of
Gen. Clerc rushed over it to meet the
Austrians. rhe Captain of the Ponton.
GERS was standing on the bank of the river
wiping his forehead, when the Emperor
went up to him and shaking him by the
hand, said, Captain I thank you
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Sorrow.

The flowers live BY the tears that fall
From the sad features of the skies
And life would have no joys at all,
Were there no watery eyes.
Love thou thy sorrow; grief shall bring
Its own excuse In after years;
The rainbow zee how fair thing
God hath built up from tears.
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Miss Ling was a beautiful actress a
he last century, SO short in stature H., I
ne was known as the pocket Venus,
Her epltaph concludes
Tho .en long yet short,
ThouSa 'So,t, yet Pretty Lsas-
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-Tis mach SAFER for thee to re oncile
an enemy than conquer him. Victory
may deprive him Of the power for the
present, but reconciliation disarms hi
will
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-" What church do you attend. Nrs
Partington ?" b.. ..
90. any paradox church where the
Gospel is dispensed vita"
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"A down east girl being bantered one
day by some of her female friends in re.
gard to her lover, who had the misfortune
to have but one leg. she replied to them
very smartly, Pooh I wouldn't have Il
man with two legs; they're to common p
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-08-10

THE MARRIEp.-The affection that links
together man and wiie is far boiler a d
more enduring passion than the enthusi-
asm of young love. 1t may want its i'm.
aginative character-but it is far richer
and hOlier and more trusting in its 4ttri.
butes. Talk not to US Of the absence of
love in wedlock. No! it burns with a
steady and brilliant fame, shedding be.
nign influence upon the existence, mil.
lion times more precious and delightful
than the cold dreams Of philosophy.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-08-10

-" Union is not always strength" as
the sailor said when he saw the purser
mixing his rum with water.
Why is sheet of postuge.stamps
like distant relations because they are
but slightly connected
AS far as we are concerned we are
opposed to hanging.-Nero Bedford
.Stunddya.
Individually, most people are -
B SION Post.
- What is that T. asked teacher Of
little girl, pointing to the letter x
~ by, that's papa's name I've seen him
write it ever so many times"
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A clergyman in Florida recently un-
dertook to prove 10 sermon that Afri.
cans had no souls. Prentice ofThe ~.
Ar'He JOUr"ot says he had better be
careful, for be cant expect his disciples
to consent to 60 to heaven if they are not
allowed any niggSrs there.
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" He DoesS'T TAKE TIE PAPER.'-
The man that doth no paper take,
Grudging two dollars once year,

VIII never good husband make,
Because his wife can never know wha is going
on in the world and his chi dren will
very ignorant appear.
The last line Is rather long for a good jingle.
but the moral is sublime.
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"A man distinguished for the use Of
choice language, found fault with his pud.
ding us having too much "caloric" in it,
which the laudlady took in high duigeou
declaring that she never used the article,