The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1859-11-10

"A"S I1e eAuiesS agesr
flant with the flowers Of charity
The portals of the tomb,
And the fair and the pure about thy path
In Paradise shall bloom.
TREE is known by its fruit and not by its
leaves.
INDUSTRY is fortunes right hand and frugal
ity her left.
IF apples can be purchased for a penny a
piece now much would whole one cost?
lNDIscRETroN lays US open to be read by ev.
erybocy, just like an unsealed letter.
THERE is no wealth like that which comes
by honest labor and warrantable industry
In respect to the unseen and unknown, the
imagination is better guide than reason
THE charge of judge is often hard to st and
that OF soldier harder still that of broker or
hack-driver hardest of ALL
The poorest coward in the world may avoid
shaking in his shoes by wearing his boots OF
going barefooted.
! WHAT is the worst article in the market to
speculate in 7 Tea, of course, because it is al.
ways going to pot.
AUNT Betsey has said many good things and
among the rest, that newspaper is like a wife,
because every man should have one of his own,
A NEGROES instructions for putting on a
coat were: "Fust de right arm, den de lief, and
den Glib one general conwulshun."
The most satisfactory way of expressing a
young lady's age is, according to the present
style of skirts by saying eighteen springs have
passed over her head.
| The same ladies who would faint to see a
mans shirt on a clothes-line, will, in waltz.
lovingly repose their heads on the bosom of the
same garment, when the man is in it.
Teaeher-"My dear boy, it almost breaks my
heart to punish you"
BOy-"Then, darn it ALL what do you do it
for I"
TWENTY years ago the number of colored
men in Canada West was 3,40O now there are
more than 10000. In four months after the
passage of the fugitive slave law 10000 poured
into the country.
DOES the court understand you to say, Mr..
Jones, that you saw the editor of the argus of
Freedom intoxicated Z" Not at all sir; mere
ly said that heve frequently seen him so fur.
ried In his mind that he would undertake to cut
out copy with the snufers---that's ALL"
The following toast was given at bachelors
party: ''The Three P's. Pulpit, Press and Pet
ticoats The first spreads Religion. the sec
ond Knowledge and the last spreads all over
the sidewalk"
NEVER go back-never. What you attempt,
do it with all your strength. Determination is
omnipotent. If the prospect is somewhat dark
ened put the fire of resolution to your soul and
kindle flame that nothing but the strong arm
of death can extinguish.
"Pa," said little fellow the other day
Wasn't Job an editor ~
"Why Sammy2"
Because the Bible informs us that he was
man of sorrow all the days of his life
HAPPINESS is not alone in the halls of the
great, amid luxury and splendor. No. where
virtuous friendship unites kindred carts, and
they gather around the cottage hearth, there gen
o'0 Pe"NO anu h0altiolC JVJ uSoCeuuS, anu HallOWs
the scene
R. S. STONE of Owosso, Michigan has invent
ed and patented machine tor rakinQ and load
ing hay from the field to the wagon. The raker
is placed in front of the wagon and made to rake
In advance, carrying up the hay TO the load in
the same manner that straw is carried up from
thrashing machine
A sCHoOLMAsTER, who had an intolerable
habit of talking to himself when alone, was
asked by neighbor what motive he could have
in talking TO himself? Jonathan replied that
he had two good and substantial reasons: In
the first place, he liked to talk to a sensible man.
in the next place, he liked to hear a sensible
man talk.
FARMERS wife, in speaking of the smart
ness and intelligence of her son, a lad six years
old, to lady acquaintance, said HE can read
huently in any part of the bible, repeat the
whole catechism. and weed cnions as we'll as
his father" g Yes, mother" added the young
hopeful, " and yesterday licked Ned Rawson,
throwed the cat in the well, and stole old Hink-
leys gimet."
The Legislature of Tennessee has passed
bill SnbJecting any Railroad corporation in that
State to fine of $500 for carrying free negro
on the cars, land an additional penalty of $3.50 is
imposed on the conductor who shall allow
a black man to travel. who is not under the con-
troll and care of free white citizen of Tennes
see who vouches for the character Of said free me-
gro in penal bond of 81 600.
CRoUP.-The Journal Of Health says; when
a child is taken with Group, instantly apply cold
water-ice water if possible-suddenly and
freely to the neck and chest with sponge
The breathing will instantly be relieved As
soon as possible let the sufferer drink much
as it can then wipe it dry, cover it warm, and
soon quiet slumber will relieve all anxiety"
A THOUGHT For YOUNG MES.-No wreck is
so shocking to behold as that Of a dissolute
young man. On the person of a debauchee or
inebrists infsmy is written. How nature hangs
labels over him to testify her disgust at his ex-
apple. How she looseRs all his joints, sends