, 1859-09-09
Wit and HumOr.

bsD Two Neorgla pine woodmen went
to a city church the organst struck
deep bass, whereat the two fellows struck
bee line for the door, and outside, one
said: my gracious, Sam, what horri-
BILE groan that was |" gfi
BG- The German girls, on the East side
of New York, are, literally, avenue D-itiesL
By An old bachelor friend spells wo-
men-achi1i-en rf
ns5-A histrionic party, who has heard
good deal abont the Theatre of War;"
suggests that the back seats must be de-
sirable.
p5" A wog says, that in jourueying
lately, he was put into an omnibus with q
dozen persons, Of whom he did not know
single one. Turning a corner shortly after
however, the omnibus was upset "Ahd
then" said he, " found them oil oat" l'
Is5- TIE modern way of asking for
marriage license is to say" Clerk, give
me an order for woman g.1
RSy- We know man so mean. that he
won't draw his breath for fear that he will
IoSe Ine interest ...s. ....
b1- A Philadelphia poper says of
drunken negro, who fell down q cellar.way,
" His life was preserved by bis striking
head first" Rl
BsS~ An exchange, speaking Of the
treatment police officer received from a
drunken woman whom he was cndeavoFing
to take to Jail says, she knocked and cuffed
him round as freely as If he had been her
husband r... ,.-.t...
INTERESTING QUEsTIoN.-An Ohio editor
saks: "Wbat can be more captivating
than to see o beautiful woman, say about
four feet eleven inches high, eleven feet
four inches diameter, md thirtyfour feet
10 circumference, passing along the aisle,i
just'as divine service commences oIre
b9- do not wish your assertions to
pass for truth, madam" " You can easily
prevent It, sir, by repeating them your
self p e'' gaaiifiA 11oas giaq9,
E@ Speaking Of shaving" said pret-
" girl to an obdurate old bachelor, NJ
should think that q pair Of handsome eyes
would be the best mirror to shave byr
Yes, many q poor fellow has been SHARED
by them" he replied.
b9- What branch Of education do
you have chiefly in your schoolr "a
branch Of birch, cir the master has used
almost a whole treep sgo 5ss1D .ylls5f
pa- The room where the matrimonial
harness is kept Is indeed well termed ga
6Ttdte-chamber" la sa dqn0i1A 19
~ Ladies rouge by the aid of looking
glass gentlemen call in the assistance Of
the wine-glass ! nd, z,,s sa
pS,"I live by my pen. ? said vulgar
author to lady. You look, sir, as II
you ought to live IN PEN"
par II may sound like paradox, yet
the breaking Of both Of an army's wings Is
q pretty sure way to make il fy. D
BSr The man who took walk" the
other day, brought II back again but the
next day he took ride, and went Oh with
it. 5a d3 p & q G
BGr A dyspepiic who has tried hydro
pathy, allopathy, and homeopathy, finds
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tel, taAs sses., plump e4snssl 70 Sns;
anu you ga. ,si'sn WV, ssIss anu eoney ~
oreaN'"S' ''i ~i'uou' sr1" u"y 0p' per' IA.
M Boy with TN box passing through
railroad car aud calling outl["Gum dropss
Gum drops Gum drops r
I,ve 90, no. no teeth sDd ~ soe,s W. cbsw % th.1
ne, !" Ycs 49, 70, ~, can M;sse,N N,he,,..
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R1r It is said to be dangerous 70 DO
working with sewing machine near .
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