Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1859-08-13
To AM Whom h Nav Conaarn.

Ma. BRINTER.-I had been very bizzY for sew
eral weeks hoein my beans, pertaters and cab
biges, and so forth, and SO on, and IN kourst
had no time to read any, So de odderday wer
| went over TO de post offs, / got whole hand
full Of babers. took dem and wenthome, anC
got in de shade TO haf a goot readin. der
found you had printed "Mine Advertisement,
for which dauk you dousSnd times. II
anodder baber am communercashun from Wes
Sonora, and from wat de writer ses, da haf de-
karacters up dare. dat am iist wat we wants.
Da fill de bill By all meaus, Mr. Erator, send
EN- down here.
In delast Weekly Empire, Mr.. MOuerel, up
to Braut, ses da haf de kritters up dare too
and from what ne ses of dem ds must be de bet
terest Of dare kind We should like to embloy
dem very much. Blease tell him to send EN-
down here mitout fail.
Our young shentlemens, pig poys, and poys
dat am not so pig, 1t seems, wont 90 in de mix,
for none Of dem haf as yet made abblicashun
We haf been studyin and dinkin, and dinkiu,
and dinkin and studyin, but we cant't igger
out wy it am dat ds wont do for wages and bre~
miums, wat da used to do for nossing; unless,
as de poys ses, da am laying low for plack
tucks, or in odder words, for more wages and
brizes. We haf konkluded TO offer some more
premiums, and also to haf dem to do some
dings dat we did not slhade in "Mine Adler.
tisement We wants de young shentlemens
and pig poys, wen da goes to meetin, to Valk in
NIT free niger swagger, keep dare hats on
till da gifts to dare seats, den pull dem eff and
run dare fingers drue dare hair to feel if dare
roach am right, and vile da am doin dis to look
aud see If de vimins and gals sees dem den set
down and sthare at everybody, but take no nos
tbs OF wat de preacher ses. Wen breaehin au
over, we wants dem to be shure to light dare
cigars in de house and IL any Of de church ofi-
GERS ses anyding TO dem about dare acten, tell
dem to mind dare own bizness, or da will lick
dem. And wen de church officers goes out to
foller after. and swear at dem. We dink dat all
wat will go in, will at de end of dare sarvis be
qualerfied to join de Dead Rabbits, Blood Tubs,
and sich like warmins, Of some OF our cities
dat shoots and stabs furTiners on lecshun davs
wen goes to vote We will, darefore, elf all
dat sarve one year, lin addshun TO wat we off,
cred before,) slung shot, booer knife and
revolver. And wen de pOys dat am not SO
pig goes to meetin, we wants dem to kneel
down wen de kongregashun does, and den larf
and tawk, cat candy, apples and pea nuts
And wen da goes home from meein and Sun.
day school, to be shure to stop on de corners,
and quarrel and fite, cuss and swear, droe
stones and rip about like sixty. For dis each
shall hef tin rattle and wissel, hand full of
pea nuts, piece of gingerbread, and pocket
full Of grabble stones. Mr. Out slider down to
de Burg ses in de last Weekly Empire. dat
may git more den pargained for, and not be
able to award de brizes, dis may be so. He,
dareiore. proposes to refer dc whole matter 10
dc pig hoss show which am TO come off next
month near Dayton. He sposes dat by haven
perade on de last day, and committee to gif
De brizes, and SO, it would draw large krowd,
and de whole consarn might be disposed Of
Now we would haf no objecshun to haven de
perade, but fde premiums were bestowed, any
1ne can see dat den all would quit de sarvis,
md de whole ding would go to dunder. Dis
We don. want, We wants to haf grand pillow
,ut at de end of de year. We will haf commit
ees to award the briEes NIT speeches, and re-
,lies from the members. De whole 10 be en-.
ifened by moosic on jewsharps. COW bells,
lossfddles, dumbells and sich like instruments
o be played by sum Of de members. Aud all
o konklude init an all tesren tog fite.
Now, Mr.. Brinter you will publish dis, we
will pray dat you may lif doussHd years, and
romise dat you shall not be troubled soon
gain by de nonsense of
DUTCHMAN.
LIBERTY, August llth, 1855