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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1859-08-22

Chester. Chesterfield County, Va. ~ l1-tlstO
~ GRACE STREET, BETWEENfIRsT AND
bs 8.
and terminates on the last day OF June, laV
Our long experience in Teachings, and the very
liberal patronage we have received LOT 20 many
years. have both enabled and ENCOURAGES. ns to
make important improvements IN our lnsntnISiohh'
A course Of Llterature, comprising EnEnsn,
French. German Italian and spanish c.assics, tsne
been successfully tried during the last session. ana
will he continued and enlarged in the next. -.
We have engaged Mr.. Ed. 2; HowARD 70 a. al
as the Rhetoric, Bellies Lettres and First Reading
classes of our institution. Mr.. II. Is gentleman
Of the highest qualifications, and we feel comment
would earnestly recommend our Literature class
to graduating pupils
The new house which We have erected win great.
a6e to as ades n family
cases when three would desire to occupy the same
HUBERT HhnBERT r. LEFEBvRE, A. NJ, Principa!..Nat;;
utal Philosophy, Literature, Moral and Mental
wlfniAM g. A. b. Vice Principal
Astronomy, Mathematics Chemistry HISTORY
EDWARD WARD c. HowARD-Literaturs, Rhetoric,
MRS. se sslcE skN HSsfEsFsFf Branches.
MISS MARY c. GoRDoN-Engllsh Branches.
M Mi15 MEL /. v BLANcHETTaFrench Govern
sESSsosRi CARLOS cARDoRvEz MERA-spamsh
MADAME f5.a Il MARIE EsTyAN-yecal Music.
IGsRA ANTONLETTA ERBA-Vocal Music.
SIG'RA MARIETTA ERBA-Piano.
JOHN A. CALYO-Drawng and Painting.
WILLIAM F. GRABAU-Piano, Organ, Sacred
Il 4rNi p i'm SCHNEInER-Harv
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1859-08-22
"a CHiLDREN's sHOEs.-A Beau

~@s2 tifnl assortment. among which are Chi
dren's Heeled Slippers; Ctildren's Morocco Slip
pers; without heels; Cbiidreps Patent Leather
With heels; Children's Patent Leather Oxford
Ties, very handsome; Chlldrens Patent Leather
Oxford Ties, with heels; Chdren's Thin Sole Mo-
rocco Boots; Children's Thick Sole Morocco Boots;
with many other styles, at the sign Of the Big
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1859-08-22

A teacher Of the Italian nsuage Will be supplied
Board. Waobng. AZ $50 90
I Tuitiou in Primary English .............. 20 90
| COmpIete Fin. lish Course ................. 1890
Modern and Ancif mt Languages, each. l000
i" SIC. each ""I 1000
Use of instrument OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 40
Extra Lessons in Penmanship. ......... 4.60
Painting, Drawing, &c, each. ............ $50
All fees pay able half in advance No deduction
except in cases of protracted sickness. The fat
terng testimonials of femen of the highest lite
rary attachments. who have attended the exam-
nations of this Institution. atestng the proficiency
and thorough scholarship of its pupils, together
with tho very moderate rates of tuition threus hout
the entire course of instruction, deemed sufh-
cient assurances of the increased confidence and
patronage of the public.
au 10 w4w RO F. STUBBS pripcipal
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1859-08-22
CUEsTNUT HILL SCHOOL, FOR YOUNG

W GENTLEM I'm, lii EEI NJ LES I,oh \ u W
BALTIMORE, MD.--This Institution has been IN
full operation since Nosember 1873 u Is Class
fnIns influence OF domestic intercourse, substi-
tute 80 far as may be, for parental care and home
associat ons. Pupils are received at ten years 81
lege or for business. The number of pupils is lin
tied to thirty which conduces to the personal com
fort Of the boys, their sound intellectual and NOR
al trainlng, faithful supervision and lndIvidua I'M
proveinent Chestnut Hill is a country seat Of ono
ty and entire healthiulnsss There is but one SEES
sion IN the year, beginning or the first VEIN NJ ES-
DAY in September, and ending on the last Wed-
ins this institution. or for circulars appllcation
may be made to Prof CHAS; BELL GIBSON, Or
Crenshaw CO., Richmond. Va or to the Rector,
REV. FREDERICK GIBSON, M. Al,
an lS-dtIstS Baltimore, MD.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1859-08-22

D tCRAIOND FEMALE INSTITUTE
and end the asf last ss 81 june Wis 1850 e '0 '
CHARLES H. WINSTON, A; M, succeeds Rev. B.
MANLY, Jr, as President Under his admi MS r..
grand objects for which the Institute foladed,
and which now for five years It has so successfully
These are as follows:
i. TO teach ersrythins that should form part of
2. To afford instruction suited to eceyy stage OF
progress, from the FIRST elements to the hishest
point, in each branch, to which 1t may be desirable,
s. 70 teach h whatever is taught thoroughly and
e CHARLES H. w1N SsffSdNSyA NJ. univ of Va,
President and Prof. of Moral Science and English
Rev. ]. L. BURROWS, D. D., Evidences of
J JAMES LEIGH JONES A. NJ, UNIV. of va.,)
3: 4. LEWIS ;S ". p, Matt Natural /! Sciences.
cLhPP P Principal ne " Of MUSICAL fsd' Department
o. A. ERfcssoN, Guitar.
JOHN W. REEVE, Penmanship ss'' ~
Miss s: P. ROYAL and Miss n. 5. VALENTINE
E Ds ss the EasSh Banches ss IN the
T. MALLORY, and Miss MARY C. LATHRoP. in the
Preparatory Department. Some Assistants will be
he President viii hear the rscitstions of all the
classes at regular intervals giving special atten
ton to the Primary pupils.
(Per session of nine months, half payable in ad-
vance, October !, lS59-remainder, February IA,
English Tuition in Preparatory Department. 30 90
French in Preparatory Department, ........ 10 90
Eng lsh Tuition In Coes late Department. 50 90
Ancient and Modern Languages, each. 20 90
Music on Piano, with Vocal Music ........ 90 10
Music on Guitar " ." ........ 40 60
Use oil instrument. 500
Vocal MUSIC alone, taken by all, in classes,) 90
DraWing, NeedewOrk, or Grecian Painting. 20 90
Oil Painting. :........ ................... SO 90
Board. including thing except washing. leo 90
Washing. ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. 20 90
Ministers daughters will be received at q reduc-
ton of one fourth, on all the above charges.
IA. Ne extra charges. Pupils provide Books and
Stationery at their own expense. In case of pro-
tracted sickness, deduction will be made for alb
sence.
1t will be noticed that the price Of Board has been
reduced from 900 to $50. No change is contem-
plated IN its quality. With our ample aceommo-
forded, and that it ous ht, therefore, to be made
Boarders are regarded rs members of the Presi-
dents family. Money to meet their incidental ex-
penses should be deposited with him, and all let
tiers for them sent to his care.
Pupils should be present, if possible, on theJf,u
day of the session.
For Catalogues, Circulars, OF further informs
ton, address CHAS. Fl. WINSTON,
President Richmond Female Institute,
iv T1-1km Richmond Va
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j Steal AND MATHEMATICAL SCHOOL
his former locality, Clay. near corner of 9th st
He will be assisted in the department OF Ancient
Of the University in this department under DR..
Harrison, to whom he refers. A Primary Depart
mcnt will ne connected with the School, in which
limitad number will be received, 6-d2m
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1859-08-22

TEFFERS0Sr MIL ~ ~ Anp LEIGH SITS.
Cu Eprru HiIL-.Tbe fourth annual session OF
IN 81 u5oiiwill commence Monday, September
AS Tha , ronvh instruction given in the various Eng
sh hrancbes. the Classics, the Mathematics, and
The French language .;u ~ 81,
,,an,hs WV 6. W. PETHERBRIDGE,
iuo.t ~ dim. Principal.
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IT
MfyNTRUNKS:-Wew would call the attention of
~xAEAAour friends and the public generally, that
we have just received q large and varied assert
ment of Ladies' French TRUNKS ane DIR ESSrNG
ranged, having from one to three Tray and Bonnet
Box in them, which renders them very desirable
for ladies' use. Those in want of such, win please
dete gmIned to sell them as low as the same de-
scripton can be bought for in the city Of Rich
mond, or State of Virginia. 3
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1859-08-22

PRIMARY CHOOL MRS. JULIA l..
l. JOHNSTON will open SCHOOL for small BOYS
and Girls al her house, on Third street, between
Franklin and Grace streets, on MONDAY, 18th
SepteIaber, 1859. au low
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1859-08-22

(NEORGE DARBY, Manufacturers Agent for
" the sale Of DOORS, SASH. BLINDS,
MO Jul DINGS, &c. A large assortment constant
" on hand. Orders, by mail or otherwise, promptly
attended to. No. Is. Governor street. Richmond,
Va Young g celebrated Smooth Sawed SINGLE
MACHINE put up in any part OF the State, At
short notice. jy 29-6m
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-03-09
POETRY.
From the Atlantic Monthly.
The Boys.

BY o. W. HoLMEs.
Has there any old fellow got mixed with the boysf
If there has, take him out, without making q
noise!
Hang the Almansc's cheat and the Cataogue's
spite
Old Time is a liar. We're twenty tonight.
We're twenty We're twenty Who says We
are more2
He's tipsy,-young jackanapes l-show him the
door
"Gray temples at twenty 2"-Yes zhhe if we
please;
Where the snow fakes fall thickest there's moth
ing can freeze
We've trick, we young fellows, you may have
been told,
OF talking lin public) as if we were old;
That boy we call /" Doctor" and this we call
"Judgel'
It's neat little felton, course it's all fudge.
That fellows the Spesker,"-thc one on the
right;
MIR. Mayor" my young one, how are you to-
night?
That's our Member of Congress-" we say when
we chaff;
There's the = Reverend" What's his name p
don't make me laugh
That boy with the grave mathematical look
Made believe he had written a wonderful book,
And the Royal Academy thought it was type'
So they chose him right in good Joke it was,
too
There's boy,-we pretend, with three deck
er brain
That could harness q team with logical chain,
When he spoke for our manhood in syllablsd fire,
We called him "The Justice" but now he's
"The Squire"
And there's nice youngster of excellent pith,-
Fate tried to conceal him, ,bv naming him Smith,
But he shouted song for the brave and the FREE
just read on his medal" My country,"-"o Of
thee! !"
You hear that boy laughing 2-You think he's all
fun;
But the angels laugh, too at the good he has done
The children laugh loud as they troop to his call,
And the poor man that knows him laughs the
loudest Of all
Yes, we're ys,-always playing with tongue or
with pen,-
And sometimes have asked,-shall we ever be
men?
Shall we always be youthful, end laughing, and
gay, l.
Til the last dear companion drops smiling away?
Then here's 10 our boyhood, its gold and Ito gray!
The stars of its winter the dews of its May
And when we have done with our lasting toys,
Dear Father, take care of thy children, the Boysl
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-03-09
MODERN REFISEMENTs.-People do not

MODERN REFIyEMENTs.-People do not
laugh now. w.days-they indulge in merri.
ment. They do not walk they promen-
ade. They never eat any food-they
masticate it. Nobody has q tooth pulled
QUIT is extracted.-No one has his
feelings hurt-they are lacerated. Young
men 10 not go counting girls-they pay
young ladies attention. 1t is vulgar to
visit any one-yeu must only make call.
OF course you would not think of going
to bed-you would retire to rest. Nor
would you build q house-you would erect
it. One buys drugs at : medical hall" ,"
wines of company" and shoes at a
"mart." Blacking is dispensed at All " in.
stitution," and meat from "puryeyor,
One would imagine that the word shop"
had not only become contemplate, but had
been discovered not to belong to the
English language Nowadays all the
shops are warehouses; or bazaars, u
and you will hardly find a person having
the haIdihood to call himself a shopkeep-
! er, "Workpeople" are "enplOyees, "
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-03-09
MISCELLANEOUS.
An Old Story In a New Dress.
BY F. +. PINFR.
- toll II ne t'Iras told ma

BY F. f. PINFR.
al tell it as twas told me"
A very long time ago, in the western
part of England, there lived an aged couple
whose time had passed since early youth,
in the every day round Of farm life, and
who had never been known to have the
least i'll feeling toward each other since
the day when good old Parson Heriot had
united them in the holy bauds Of wedlock,
twenty-five years before. So well was the
fact of their congugal happiness known,
that they were spoken of, far and near,
as the happisst pair known. Now, the
Devil (excuse the abrupt mention Of his
name,) had been trying for twenty years
to create what is called "a fuss in the
family between these old companions
But much to his modification, he had not
been able to induce the old lady to give
a single curtain lecture. After repeated
efforts the Devil became discouraged, and
had be not been "A person OF great deter
mination he would doubtless have given
up the work in despair. One day as he
walked along, in very surly mood, after
another attempt to get the old lady to a
quarrel about the pigs getting into the
yard, he met an old woman, a near neigh.
Dor of the aged couple, As Mr.. Devil
and the neighbor were very particular
friends, they must needs stop on the way
to chat little.
Good morning, sir said she. and
pray what on earth makes you look SO
badly, this beautiful morning. Isn't the
controversy between the churches doing
good service Yes
Isn't Deacon W. making plenty of bad
Whiskey2 Yes
'W ell, what's the matter my highly hon.
ored master?'
Everything else is going on well
enough, replied the Devil, but and here
he looked sour as monkey on a crab
apple tree. old Blueford and his wife, over
here, arc injuring the cause terribly by
their bad example, and after trying fol
years to induce them to do better, mus
say, consider them hopeless
The Old hag stood for moment il
deep thought. Are you sure that 20,
have tried every wayT
Every one that l can think Of
Are you certain? p
Yes
'Well,' she replied, if you will promis
to make me present of new pair @
shoes, in case l succeed I will make tn
attempt myself, and see if can't raise
quarrel between thsm.'
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-03-09

OPINIONS OF STATEsMEN- Wherever
there is foot of land to be stayed back
from becoming slave territory, am ready
to assert the principle of the exclusion Of
slavery Webster,
Slavery is a most blighting curse upon
Virginia and know Of but one way Of
getlins .iL IF 1t by legislative @uth0rity
and so far as my vote shall 60 for that
purpose, it shall never be wanting
Washington.
No earthly power will ever make me
vote to spread slavery over that territory
where it does not exist Gag,
We would march up to the verge of the
Constitution to destroy the traffic in hui
man fesh.- Fankhn.-
The way, hope, is preparing under
the auspices of Heaven for total emau-
paticn,-JcfersoH.
N would transmit to posterity our ab'
horrence of slavery.-Potrirk HeRrH.
Slavery is dark spot On the face of the
nation.-Lafayctte.
1t is among my first wishes to see some
plan adopted by which slavery in this
countrymay be abolished by law Wash
iHCf0n.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-03-09
J. G. o. REDINGTON,
OeDKSsBURoH, y. Y.


Teacher Of Vocal and Instrumental Music
Agent for Piano Fortes, Organs, Melodeons, Mu-
sie Books, Sheet Music, and all kinds of musical
merchandise. Pianos and Meodeons OF any man.
ufacturer furnished. MIR. X. agrees to be neld re-
sponsible for every instrument selected by HIM.
self, (beside the warrant Of the manufacturers) }.
Terms, the usual retail prices. MIR. r. purchases
at wholesale prices Ia thing which none but agents
and dealers can do) and delivers, sets up, and
warrants, for the same prices which purchasers
would be forced to pay at the msnufaotursrs'
places Of business.
Mddlebury, Sept. |, 1868.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-03-09
"A distinguished" Senator in

"A distinguished" Senator in a
neighboring State-Senators are always
distinguished" you know-rose, a few
days since, in his place, and solemnly Off
cred a resolution to the effect, that ther-
mometers be placed in the Senate Cham
Der, and kept at twenty degrees above
Farm heat
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-03-09
PROF. A. BO Il Y,
A. w. P o w E r s ,
TEACHER OF
BURLINGTON, VI.

DVhEINVfVEi ' ~
A CENT for BoARpMAN, GRAY & Co.'S cele-
n brated Dolce Campana attachment and cor
rugated Sounding Board Piano Fortes, which for
purity and richness Of tone, durability and ele.
sance of style and finish challenges competition.
MR. Powers continues to give careful attention
to tuning and repairing Piano Fortes, and from
several years successful experience is confident
Of his ability to give satisfaction in every respect.
All orders by mail otherwise promptly and
faithfully attended to. rs
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-03-09

"A tourist in his rambles met with
Walton seated on the arm Of a tree, rod
in hand. Well, Izaak. what are you
doing in that dang 'rous placer" he IN
quiIed. Fif6n," was all the reply Wal-
ton made. Fishing, you mean" said
the other "Yiff" and Walton closed
his lips more tightly; What have you
in your mouth, IzaaE p asked the gentle
man Wolton, emptyine his mouth into
the palm ofhis hand, " Nothing but worm.
for bait"
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-03-09
BOOK AND JOB PRINTING
~ Done in modern style, and at short motto,
BUSINESS CARDS.
New Advancement

The Partnership of Dr. o. ]. Eells, and DR.. R.
c. Greene, expires by limitation, on the slst Of
Dec. 1858. DR.. Il. G. Greene, by agreement, has
the settlement Of the accounts Of the firm.
Dr. Greene will continue to respond to the calls
of the old and tried patrons Of Homeopathy, TO
the best of his abty-assisted from time to time +,
by the advice of DR.. Eells, as his health and 9TH
or circumstances may permit.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-03-09

" tea meetings arc " soi,ees," and sing.
ers" are " u7tlStS."
The penny press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1859-1860, 1859-10-01

If|ine Is poison, 30 Is tea-but in another shape
What matter whether one be killed by canister or
The penny press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1859-1860, 1859-10-01
Too Particular.

1t is in the Buffalo Republic, of course,
that We find the following incident re-
lated: ,,,,1, ..,......,..
''Old Crab, says FaxOn, "who has OK
listed at a boarding-house uptown is
always finding fault with his victuals.
Last week ho found a piece of dish-rag
and about an inch, of shoe-string in the
stufing Of a chicken, and mildly COM
planned about it. Yesterday noon, in
spooning out some sago pudding, he
brought out fine comb, with several
wads Of hair clinging to it, to the intense
astonishment Of his fellow-boarders, and
the modification Of the landlady.
"Well, l declare, Mrs. -" said
Crab in a deprecating tone, "it is entirely
too bad. ! don't really object to fine
combs in their proper places, but ! sub
nit, Mrs. -7---, that there are other
places more appropriate for fine combs,
to say nothing Of the hair, than in sage
pudding" j foss.: . .,.
Landlady (rccovering herself )-"Mr
Crab, Indignantly you are always find.
ing something in your victuals, and if il
wasn't that | know you never comb your
hair, | would unhesitatingly state that
you put the fine comb in the pudding
yourself The fact is, working horsell
up fo the feminine point OF wrath, you
had betterleave my boardinghousoD You
are altogether too particular about your
yictuals"
Crab left the next day, feeling himself
an ilLused and much oppressed old
bachelor 'tH e.i
The penny press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1859-1860, 1859-10-01
The Boy and the Brick.

A boy hearing his father say, "twas a
poor rule that wouldn't work both ways"
said; ,s9.t .eit5. + ~. r.,,a.. ID. d, .i.N =, .
'If father applies this rule about his
work, ! will test it in my play 4aI
So setting up a row of bricks, he tipped
over the first, which striking the, second,
caused it to fall over on the third, which
overtut trned the fourth, and SO on until all
the bricks lay prostrated. .-..
"Well," said the little boy, "each has
knocked down his neighbor | only
tipped one; now will raise one, and see
if he will raise his neighbor"
He!looked in vain to sec them rise.
Here, father" said the boy, "tis a
poor rule that won't work both ways,
They knocked each other down, but will
not raise each other up"
My SOD, bricks and mankind arc alike
madd Of clay, active in knocking each
other down, but otdisposed to help each
other up" ,..--..-..
"Eather," said the boy, "does the first
brick represent the first Adam?"
when men fall they like company,
but when they rise they love to stand
alone, like yonder brick, and see others
prostrate below them" ''-
The penny press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1859-1860, 1859-10-01
Why a Man Shouldn't Swear.

|. 1t is mean. A man Of high moral
standing would almost as soon steal
sheep as swear H.. ,,..,.,-,...a......,.... {, -
Q. 1t is vulgar, altogether too mean for
decent man. s-1-lg-s a,.a as..ly- u.,r
3. Itis oowardly, implying a fear either
of not being believed or obeyedA 4 rTT
4. IL is 1ngentlemanly A gentleman,
according to Webster, is a genteel mar.
Wellbred, refined. Such a one will no
more swear than 20 intosthe streets and
throw mud with clodhopper. 'i'
s. tits indecent; offensive to delioacy,
and extremely unfit for human ears
6. 1t is foolish; "Want of decency is
want Of sense. - . az ''sf |to aFId
7. lis abusive. To the mind which
conceives the oath, to the tongue which
utters it, and to the person at whom it is
aimed. ''ldY pA3 llW'a TH3 i2aa.ffg
8. 1t, is yenemous ), showing q man
heart to be nest Of vipers, and every
timo no swears, one of them sticks out
his head. % .f,,., s, Ag g. tst ..tl,7, '55
Q. 1t is contemplate; forfeiting ths
respect Of all the wise and good.
10. 1t is wicked; violating the divine
law, and provoking the displeasuro o.
Him who will not hold him guiltless VIII,
tnhee His name in vain. IN n, ~ .,s
The penny press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1859-1860, 1859-10-01
vAyHE MOsTRELIABLE FIRE AND

FUNHE MOSTRELIABLEF FIRE AND
H. BURGLAR PROOF SAFES.-They have given
more satisfaction than any other now In Use. 3.
LARS to any person that can, up to the present
time, show single instance wherein they have failed
to preserve their contents. n OF .l.H. g- +, d
With this SAFE we challenge all competition, as
being the best Fire Proof, Burglar Proof, or Fire
and Burglar Proof now made; and are willing to
party falling first, to forfeit to the ether tho
Of 81 600. -
Weare prepared to furnish better Safe and ut less
cost, than any other manufacturer in tho United
States. .tt.,4 .5t f.....
Secondhand Safes ofother makers, also on hand.
Werespectfully invite the public to call and axan-
inc our stock before purchasing elsewhere.
. ~! HALL CARROLL Il CO.,
augl2-ayf Nos. 10 bpd IL East Columbia street,
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From a "HInglish" Novel.

gathering Jane, for the last time, ak
you, will you ave meY
"Villiam Henry, no! If all your pam
falcons were lined with eold, I'd still say
mo- ....
F. Gathering Jane Gathering Janel ave
pity Call to your minds heye the many
,appy days that's parst and gone. The
strolls we've 'ad-the sparkling waters ol
the noble 'Udson-tho waving foliage OF
pawk; and more than all, remember my
devoted love for you,
i"Ioung man, ad you permitted me,
would have spared you a pang OF hangulsli'
but now, in all your mental hagony, recoi'
lect you've brought it on yourself. Vii
liam Henry, l love another|
May ,Evin's lightnin' blarst him.---
may all that part Of is hexistance vich
bears any similarity to molasseS or sweet
be turned to bitter gall!--may no hex.
pcrience 'alfthe tortur' feol nowl-and
at last, ven life's weary pilgrimage draws
to close, may he rush to meet fate to
vich mine henjoyment! Farewell, Cath
ering Jane, farewell, forever"
A splash follows, snd silence ensues--a
silence that is soon broken by the sound
Of oars. A voice from the wilderness
shouts forth: 3cl b lss l. s ...a-..
"'Ello, there durn your nightcap, yot
the mischief are you doin' onY' o-
The craft approaches, and tnen-"oh,
'orror !" turns again upon its course. Its
inh human occupant has discovered that
VILLAIN Henry is in no great. danger, for
he jumped into shallow water.