The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1859-11-05
JonJE W. JONES alias GEORGE W. JONES

JORJE w. JONES alias GEORGE W. JONES
Yes, really, Jones! The Honorable Jones
No, to speak it profanely. George W. Jones
Or, rather, to speak it in the dialect OF tn.
Gaceta Official of the 3lst Of August, l85.
(said Goceta being printed at Bogota,) IN
der the august heading Of &c Presensacior
del Ministre de los Estados Unidos"-Hon
orable Sir GENERAL Jorje ". Jones, nombrd
do por ell Gobeisno de los Estdbos Unidos
Ministro Residente cefca del dc Ia Dos Con.
federation. Reader, Jones! Jones, read
err! Jones and reader, we Wish you JOY OF
this acquaintance Many and wonderful
have been, in foreign parts, the representa-
tives Of our happy republic, and many and
complimentary have been our notices OF
their tolls, trlumphs, tribulations, struggles
and public agonies. But the Honorable
S'r GENERAL Jorje W. Jones, to use a vulgar
and by no means automatically dignifed
expression, did, on the 3lst of August,
beat the crowd" Appearing before the
Senior P,ssidente-ws trust in an exceed
ingly rich, new, and highly gold but,oned
uniform--the Honorable GENERAL Jorje W.
Jones made one Of the fines, speeches ever
articulated in Bogota, either upon the 3ls,
of August, or any other day. One who
krows our hearty love Of genuine eloquence
has sent US copy Of that speech. After a
careful perusal thereof, we are prepared to
extend to SIR GENERAL Jorje W. assurances
of our distinguished consideration. In other
words, the Senior J. w. is some of them.''
Jones, your hand! The world shall know
of your eloquenee, 0 gifted, honey tongued
Jorje W. Jones For in the difficult art OF
Diplomatic rhetoric, we do not know your
equal, Jones! How great you are Jones,
| in the science of "rubbng it in''--the soap,
we mean, Jones. How you rubbed it into
the Envoy of New Grenada near the angus,
person of S. E. James Buchanan, Presideatt
de los Estados Unidos-how yeu pronounced
the said Envoy-the GENERAL Pedro Alcun-
tara Herran--to be ercellente excellent,
fdeIisimo (most faithfully habit tuseful,
y ,tisttnguldo (and distingulshed.) U, Jones
can do 1t when he tries. And he tried. And
be did it.
But then It must not be supposed tina.
Jones confined himself to the praises of the
GENERAL Pedro Alcautara llerran. He also
! praised the country of the GENERAL which
! had been favored Sin most astonishing
degree" In gold, silver and iron. In cop
! per, lead, and other metal. In rice, sugar
cane, Indian corn, cocoa, yucn. p0Dds ire
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said Jones, "such a country is destined by
the Almighty to make millions prosperous
ANY ""fpy. -e .ofs 'a .. -nsi ?onIs,
earnest wish Of my heart"
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