The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1859-01-15
VARIETY.

a u tle res are dead
VARIETY.
.uu be the embroidery of the converse
- zsb. and wit the ornament of the mind,
srrirure.
x,-s 70 build schools without Fairgrounds,
ii %, beyoud short division in life
-,xrr-E1perienee is the most eloquent of
INT she never has a large congregation
Rg,sox.-" Mynheer, do you know what
n oar boy Hlns.' .''-"I do not, really. -
rU tell you. Der reason we call our boy
: his name"
rurzaGE-Have the courage to show your
honesty, in whatever guise it appears; and
puvt Tor dishonesty and 9nplicity, by
ser exhibited
.yp NIsr-ss If you arc lost in fog,
h.f are you most likely to be -" Mist, of
avs Brown, and vanishes-
We Rru--In an address to French elec-
u1.ity. the candidate stated that he had
i blood for MS coun ntry, and was ready to
rzn
Il Of ours was congratulating himself upon
-centIy taken very pleasant trip Upon
We FUND that he had tripped and fell into
liy's hp-
are ve. Smith 90 saws Jones' Smith pre-
= 70 know him, and replies, hesitatingiy-
u have the advantage Of me-" Yes, 1
J everybody has that's got common sense
Is unhappy
d you love yoar country;" Yes yer
What's the besr thing about ould Ireland,
The Whisky, yer honor" ''Ah, l see,
J al her faults, you love her still"
al a long tine very attentive, considering
[usm chair. At length he said 81 won-
siI0x took the trouble to find all them holes
ri straw around them 80
j vas Rome built:'' inquired 'competi-
miner In the night sir" In the night,
N make that out 90 Why, sir. you know
s.t built IN day"
ha Boxring, the British ambassador to
r. aninadverting upon the wickedness,
'sssei If, of the marriage service. as pre-
he church Of England. ''L Look Mt it,
With this ring I thee wed-that's sor-
" body thee wOrship-that's idolatry; !;
Al ny worldly goods thee endow-that's s
own AxD TIE Echo" The following ele-
stsIle," 80 says the newspaper from which
Z 10 I clipped IL, IS was the production OF
" Harney. who died ut Bardstown, Ken
l62a He has published several light
msmron merit fremont.
Eao Mysterious nymph, declare
that you're male. and what you ara
Al air, elf and places high
s'e-t Echo listening love you lie
Iaau dost rpsuscitate dead sounds
l4rk. how my voice reyiyes, r sounds,
~ qszssion thee before go
C'Es, answer me more aprOposl
Poht Poh ,
"a n, fair nymph, if e'er you saw
Psha,o
az, what VIII turn that frisking coney
NO he tails u matr1nony!
Money .
hls Ph=be not heavenly brow,
Is 4 not white as peari-as snow,
Hr eyes! was ever such a pair,
Af- tae stars brighter than they are,
They are
sehn, thou Iiest, but can't deceive me;
hf syes eclipse the stars, believe me
Leaue me
~ ~ eaune, tinu sauey. pert ronancer,
Ann Sir !
NsViLLE AND The CAELE-Artemus Ward,
'Ated Snowman, has been "peDnin
=, -sraeteFlstic letter TO the Cleveland Plain
ne is vas elllei to attend the Cable Celebra-
'l-insvil'e, and from his description OF the
maze the following extracts
IS'me was trOoly in blaze OF glory.
9'st the sublime speckticul which met
a.ied from the stage with my umbreiler
Inc Iarvern was lit up with taller
p.f crate bong fire was burnin IN
A Transparency was tied onto the
''Ia =, tne iollerin wurds-' Give US Liberty
"a iompkinsis grosery was illumernafed
nuns aud the follorin Transparency was
The Sub-Mershine Telegraph
and Stone6elt Plank Road-the. :
~ ,ne 18th century-may intestine STRIFE
ner granjure.' Simpkinsis shoe shop
WITH candles and lantuns- A Ameri-
paIuted onto flag in n winder-alse
w The Constitooshun must be Pre-
sN'ot house was lifted up In CRATE stilt
-s Eas filed with notices amung which
"terin-' Trooth smashed to earth shall
CAN'T STOP HER. The Boy stood on
= Deek Whense awl but him had Fled
nun is the theaf Of Time BE virto-
Wi De Happy 'Intemperunse ha'
Of trOuble-shun the Bole,' and the
Iant written by the skool master, wht
Hudson kolIige BaldinsviIle sends
49, ! MAJESTY the Queen. & hopes all hard
~ aas heretofore previous bin felt between
= &c OF baidinsvilie and the British Par
s1cn there has been. may now he forever
Escu'chuns. BaldinsvilIe this nigh
'ae gerlOrious event which sementz
NJ . onto one anutber by means Of eleck
~ the roarin bilIers Of the Nasty Deep
p@ 'Acs' A BITTER, CArERLISY, PATrES'
\, ourseth further concerning the illu
natehinsis ofis vas Likewise lifted up an'
On which was painted the Queen il
II N'n sum Of Hutehinsis InvigerAtor,
ra iI.o one Of the vinders. The B~ldinsvill
as newspaper offs was also illumer
.'erin notices stuck out The Pres
rIv lever which moves the world.
Buckle on your Armer.' Nov
/ "a naoserIbe-' 'Frrnklin. Morse & Field.
'yesr-liberal redusahuns to elnbs.'