The independent press. (Abbeville C.H., S.C.) 1853-1860, 1859-11-18
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A TERRIBLE. BoRE.-Tho r.boro of the
Armstrong gun. se
How TO KEEP FOOD on WEAK sroa-
AcpE.-BoH it down:-Pu,,ch.
There. is no lock in the world that re-
quires such careful picking as wed;loeR.
Why is a certain hat called a wide
awake 2 because it is worn without a nap
If corns were, hereditary they might
properly bc called ,patrimonial ,achersss ~
DAkxNEss vlslBLE-A- room which i
lighted only by the keyhole4of another
room,
We never know what q woman doesn't
mean until she has spoken. -,
Men caunot subsist wholly upon glory.
FAME, taken without meat, is decidedly
unwholesome,
A bachelor after discovering his clothes
full Of holes. exclaimed, )" Mcnd;i cant ~ -
a chaplain Of a prison was asked by Ia
friend how his flock were. "AAl under
conviction: was the reply. .,gssiSs
Ladies who array themselves .in7prateftss
hoops should sing as they dress Stills
gently DER me steeling." = -: ss.ss',.
John, spell effects" "F,x,"EaRigLt:
Next spell scedy"- -..'C.d"- "RigLtoagain:
Now spell cakes" ak" '$ ,.%@k,t
A young naval officerlof the name Of
Moore, having presented gold anchor tq
his atianced brides wag remarked that
she was moored.
Tho violet grows low and covers itself
with its own Tears, and Of all flowers yields
the sweetest ffagrances: Such ishunility.
WoAAs.s xlssres.-Te. ,stopsat home
by the fresile whilst man 'goes out to COL
lect materials to make the pot BOIL
Punch. :s..s,@ =
A new sewing n,achiuesto collect rents,
mend manners, and repairi ialnils breaches,
is much needed.
The earth is tenderapd Find mother
TO the husbandinan, and yet at onesseason
he, always baEsows< het bosom, and at an
other he pulls Ier ears.sa
"A Spanish paper says that wolvessare
abundant in kthat country. Broadcloth
must be in demand thereif wolvesslike
good many Of oursssssare' in.the habit of
wearing sleeps elotling.
"Whakissthst dog barkagsat 2" asked
flop, ,ahese boots were more Polished stban
his idess Lyss., replied a. ,by;sthder,
because he secs q puppy 'iinsyyourB
A<JEw -D'EsrR1r.-A foreignef,.itii the
coun,inghouse. ofasRo,hscIiild; wishing to
see. some STRAW paper, was x.facetiously
shOwnsa bundle Of Austriaha abanfs6otss
~'Wlen the sfrishmau. iirst ssied peaches,
he said he liked thsir" "aavot bat tie. seeds
LILY Rsra on his sss@ach. es s
fsA y.
A gentleman rode up io.a pubiie-house
in the country, apd' asked, g who is master
of this house = repliedtho
landlord; my / Is gss sssr asas about
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istice so sa5sa mn whs, owes w al isktn'
fota a :uldis Js5a IS IS & :aasls.
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1ady's ,l,rsaat Ras ;asea l "a
kashe eloE'nsksa pauilysif ssiss aSssb,-
gle "goaflady.,s y.,saad i sssa sa.lII bss saasgaa.
AL: ous;fAsds peshs,s, ,ssssirs d eeaassp-
piass; NJ i mpst be iBeir ,own
What ffsy as. esEanpley
the salass sssssn msksng sss: apy in gus
!: a eiaaasaiialf' pili ii i5ss al ice 'eean-
ss PSI, "a asal slsahaa gSo fas ability, ,as
asltas sh 10. .speal alsswha lszkinks
whsa nsg, quisei
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klsestss above;4 steaS eopssk ea1tfafy. to
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fgansl bFiien any a ono isa issss ssbsspppy
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bsss sd his.g gsssiiss sBpd tas ahssss-
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