New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1859-08-13
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-. ss.ss.ns Complains Of Her Spouse.

.Nxsu Subhsns Complains of Her Spouse.
Hsns Mink any one was ever 80 tormsnted in
Uawsis1 ~ l am, day and night, by Stubbins? You
rpE .tAs aisfeuty ia, he has no whatyou.may callt-
&ta, xsS appreciation, and all that sort Of thing,
YA lsgS, while doat on 1t, and am very sensitive
NHAFshnhl leo my friends sly). worship music,
81 a, Asa The drama and dancing, and all those
nEA md b cares for nothing but exchange, and
nssEs, md business No, Stubbins ia not sympa.
aGsussE sDnl--0h dear no, not at all
Wcs, he other day we were invited to that fancy.
wsRA mt nothing should make him accept the invi
sAalns md when be had reIented on that point,
dHfsas rusld and all Of trouble To persuade him to
ra EAxsscter, or even to permit me to do SO. Men
ue1sa II gave In, be told me not to bother him any
mEsc saoui it until the night absolutely came. So
GfS1
aspnsal.ed with dear Kitty Dreamer, (what nice
11SsAs b, though she is 30 homely but that is not
Halsn- Helen for me, you know, and Paris for Stub
alus-soa we ordered the two dresses The person
- shUn We got them said they were right for Paris
ne HslsD. I'm sure didn't know, and don't sup.
NKe Ahy does, for one ia as old as that, and
&As sfs1aes are what you call recherche.
Wxa The night for the ball came at last, and Of
uxmse had to dress Stubbns from top to toe There
sss god deal of armor about his costume, and he
isasss hesWeen his shoulders, and thought his shield
Dss snupa hat and his helmet shoe. As said
nxJras, dressed him. and he was pretty good-only
HfzUwA wear standing collar and silk cravat,
usd kihy Dreamer says Paris didn't but that did
ma make great deal Of difference. Then dressed
1gseN-Hnd my dress was beautiful-and then
Mrns msk 70 Stnbbins. Stubbins was sitting stiff as
- yoA1. with his shield on his arm, looking very
nsS8uAk.
'&sJb. Caroline ~ he said, the moment entered,
'SMu 70 are dressed, what are weY
y Yas ass Paris and am Helen, my DEAR" re.
Baa
Ae3sa what 2" said Htubbins.
Nsssy, what stupid mani" said I. Helen
gss 1zcS Don't you remember Troy?'
SHa 5rnsnber any Helen.'
ssana gracious don't mean that Troy said
"ssk 3so5 way off in Asia, or Africa, or Europe
xsussAere where there was siege"
".dA. yes,'' said Stubbns though don't believe
as asss any more about it than he did before. "Well
aPnis, i told You }" answered
@ym ns talk French"
Am. well, no NATTER added, al am tired o
nzdmieisns declare am. All you have to do ii
sDxy yua're Paris, ifany one asks you"
Ssstains booked puzzled, but made no further OBJ
asusiOa and pretty soon the carriage came to the
sspx, AID we started.
IN ass ball we met young Tom squasbpie, whs
aMEue Jrt IS we did.
aeAis, Mr. stubbins what are you to night 2" hi
sHA
saA. I'm London" answered Stubtns.
HRmas,n whispered.
1" Eh, Jes, Paris,' said Stubbins.
@Aa, hai very good bon mott laughed Ton
E1Wstqie and Stubbins looked dreadfully aston
aAiHA
sand Mrs s. is Helen, presume?" said Squash
ya.
@Yhs,7 said Stubbins, "she's Ellen somebody
sNss DID you know"
sosnahpie didn't say anything, but heard hin
@Ess rs be Turned away, and did blush, tell you
Episn had time to tell you all the occurrences o
ftE syTning-how l waltzed with that delightful
sssnah, rho was an Andalusian peasant with az
ayxs8aisy Of buttons on his jacket and how Stubbin
aAEsa ibid people he was London, and then Dublin
MAJ ii isst Washington but haven't. | can onl
fzsnsoa that when 1t was time to go home, coul
issx hEa Stubbns anywhere, until had searched f.
> 7fSi nonf, when, to my horror, found him in th
a4a and the Herald between his fn9ers-fast ASLEEP
5csa imagine his appearance! And he had been al
sesffe1y Taking the fire with his sword and his he
.aa was pushed back from his forehead until it wa
ssrfeGsly ridiculous object. OF course, took hiL
isEus immediately but, for all that, it was mornin
Tshes reached there, and all the servant girls i
Dire nR5gbborhood were washing the pavements. an
9szae h Number OF match girls gathered around tn
aaaDge 10 see US get out Stubbins did not 60 t
&eE nj al. He had to go down town, you know
Bas 4 did, and slept until five o'clock that evening
when dear Kitty Creaner came over on purpose t
ssi Ine-kind soul-that every one was laughin
aat,re Ssnbbins not knowing who Paris was | talke
10 an an night about it, but he would not understan
aase szsYmty of his offence. He went to sleep an
geasr3 horribly, while laid awake and though
81asa dreadful thing it was to have an unsympa
aI@Iag companion.