Red Wing sentinel., 1859-07-30

to the brim,
Here's health to the bottom dog.
WIT AND WISDOM.
How may a man always become
forehanded? by keeping his hands
in his breeches pockets.
"A medical friend says that Tar
tar emetic is productive Of retched-
ness. - .ar.
: The kindness bestowed by man
il better when done from bencvolencc
than prudence.
A man can get along without adj
vertisi2g, and SO can wagon wheel
without grcase-but it goes hard.
The most contemplate charac-
ter that any community could posi-
bly, be cursed with, is slandcrer.
In a convention of females, we
have no doubt but whatever is voted
upon is always carried by handsome
majority.
A darkey's instructions for put
ting on i coat we're: "Fust de right
arm, den dc LET, and den glib one gen
eral conwulshun.' 4.
Emily: " "shall you dress much to
night ~ Lillian: "no-as little as
possible-1 am going to ball.'
-"Did your fall hurt you 20 said
Patlander to another, who had fall
en- from the top of a two story house.
Not in the least, honey; twas stop
pin 80 quick that hurt me-" -
Digby sat long time, the other
day, contemplating cane bottomed
char, and finally said: 81 wonder
what fellow took the trouble to find all
them holes, and put straws around
them" s.t-..' F -.
Mrs. Partington says she did not
marry her second husband because she
loved the male sex, but just because
he was the size Of her first protector,
and would wear his old clothes out. p
A loving husband recently tele-
graphed to his wife as follows: "What
have you for dinner, and how is the
baby?" The answer came back
"Pork, has the measles.''
els Mr.. Shmith in - asked an
Irishman. "No,' was the reply; 'swill
you leave your name ~ "Och, mur-
ther! Do you think I'd be after goin'
homo widout name - rtoined Pat.
"A publish, r Of newspaper ont
west, in the first issue of his journal,
returns thanks to those who loaned
him the pecuniary means, and graft
tude to heaven that there is no law in
the State enforcing Imprisonment for
debt.
-" Mike, why don't you fire ut
those ducks? Don't you see you have
got the whole flock before your gun ~
I" l know have, hut you see when
gets a good aim at one, two or three
others will swim 'twixt it and me-"
The Rev. Mr., an eccentric
preacher in Michigan, was holding
forth not long since il Detroit. 4
young man arose to go ont, when the
preacher said: "Young man, if you
would rather go to hell than hear me
preach, you can go!' The sinner
stopped and reflected moment, and
saying respectfully, Well, l believe
would" went on.
The following is an admirable
"composition'' for school girl:
"The rose is the prettiest and most
perfumable of all the flowers. Altho'
little out of fashion, it is very nice,
and O, 80 sweet. The rose has seve.
raj languages, all speaking of love 1t
is 90 nice to converse with flowers. /
do love it so much. The rose blows
in the early winds Of June. The ear
ly wind of July blows the rose away.
That is 80 sad; so much like human
life the rose 50 like beautiful maid
on, and the rude wind so like the cold
and unfeeling world. 1t is not nice,
but alas so very sad - '- .-''
A friend of ours, who once at.
tended a sable "night meeting," thu.
reports: - @<&
Then MI. johnson arose and ex.
horted substantially as follows -
"Brnddern, Pm gwine to glib You a
sample OBJ de pious man and de onpi.
Gus man. Now you are de onpious,
an whar do you s'pose you'll 70 to
whcn you die? I know! Yoa7ll2go
down, down into de pit! (Tremen.
dous sensation. Yes, an dar yen
lerin' dar, cause ye can't git ont =
(Shaddering throughout the congre:
gation.) But bruddern, whar shall /
go?" resumed the speaker, rolling MP
his eyes. w .. l shall 60 up, up, an De
good Lord'll see me comm, an he,l
say, Angels, make way dar.' An de
angels'll say, What fur, Lord, what
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