, 1859-02-14

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the n. 7. Erenin9 Post, purporting to have
beon written from New York by the Grand
Turk Mahomed Pazha, during bis stay in that
Metropolis OF fancy stocks, lager beer and
Fifth Ayenoodles. The follo@ingis pas
sage descriptive OF some characters and things
he saw at party given by MIS- Coupon.
Must confess. Q golden pippen Of ny
hearts orchard, that the good lady Kas not
in the mental and physical condition had
anticipated that she was not rejoicing in
ewcet converse honest congratulations gentle
sympathy hearty, coed cheer, true convivali-
II! That she did not appear to have col
lcc!ed around her some two score OF the dear
friends, who beauti6ed and enlarged her life,
with whom she might re create her past hap.
pincss tbat, on the contrary, Ehe was well
nigh drowned 10 crowd that rolled and rol.
led and turgcd and flashed and roared arouLd
her, until her matronly face actually wore the
expression OF swimmer fe1cely buHttting
Ii. wavcs--a sort OF melancholy determine.
ton beclouding it <! Poor Mr.. G. she SEEM
ed to lie in trouble. What could have been
the matter with her.
Having bowed respectfully to this worthy
female, We passed on to survey the company
assembled. In order to furnish you with the
most reliable Information obtained from my
observing auI learned friend little tabular
statement of the guests, who were arranged
in relative proportions about as follows
:n.sh:!or po.i:ielan,
nl!eaft'!fn n!saf as.ee So'n''
Ge1esSi.
3GsS'ain. sGGs,S1S!a.
Litera,i, Old and serdy.
iEsIs. vrf5 Melancholy.
% Ls1se merchants and doctors.
% Dancing men
% Anxious nothcrA
q Do Cj wbo do n dance.
ss sss :; ,iss; fso. .as so
ase@.,x T.. ...4e."H .H" ~1'"' -'' '1~4 A'''A'4
u
II you wish to know The composition Of q
party thlt shall be twice as large as this you
may multiply each Of the above figures by
two.
The habits of these individuals seemed to
be as various as their titles and dsess. The
bachelor politicians firtcd with the better
looking married ladies The artists stood in
picturesque positions aud said nothing the
Hungarian count looked Savage, the French
count gay tic General looked magnificent
the colonc1s lesa nagnifcient ; the lieutenauts
not at all magnificent; tue nine literati cv~
identity felt called upon to say something We.
r. entertaining, but reffained lest eucb should
appropriate aud publs! the brilliant speeches
Of the others the two judges looked down on
the twenty professional and business men
who locked up the menabout town stared
p'casantly at passersby, as if TO say: What
the ]ucce brought you here, you miserable
workers for q liv.ng7 The dancing men
lancrd e1cellen,ly well, and oil the Indies
were Of course charming agreeable refined
Intelligent ,oyely and brilliant as Heaveu's
last, best gift to man always eau he, as every
reporter for the morning newspapers we'll
knows.
But o enmpauion of my earlier years as
pensive student Of the human race, YVES e.
pecially Impressed with the dancing men. It
is a good thing Tor young gentleman to be
able to dance gracefully, to trip bis fantastic
toes ~ithout any danger of tripping to career
in astounding smyuastic style throuh acrow.
led saloon it is peculiarly delicious, proba-
ply, for him to do all this with his arms full
| OF Ialpitatfng female loveliness, soft hand
c1lng1ng to bis shoulder, a flushed fair cheek
close to his OWL a quick ha1my breadth, STIR
| gentleman can do nothing else, then he be-
comes wonderful to look upon. Reflect, q
Abel Hassan, upon the young gentleman in
Tin :. xror1d s,,r1c Snertor ~ a cantn-1 80
nursed with Infinite trouble through infancy
~ 4heaeh ~ ~ ,o.-;4h 49, 80" ~
fse -, e., ~ H h;s 9n,aan:. snrna r. o;ht;ans
noss;,,Ie tindicd n lis nwn sonl n ionr lnc
IF ancestors. nrrhans watching him sit his
tory admonishing him the mysteries Of lear-
ming and science !; the eloquent language or
beauty the solemnites Of religion calling him
I tn kn0WlnuNG vision. reverence H0cintv nu6
his country demanding lis contribution of
dutT aud behold his exertions in the matter
| of liz. culminate in 1he rymoastics of tho
Germnn and the Esmeralda. O. vel, dressed
young gentleman. viii your weil.cnt peetops
wcIl.fiiIiur rwal]ogtaiI, immaculste kids.
enotlces linen, tensorially triumphant cu1ls.
slender moustache aud pink eyes, you as dan
cluE man, have place in the planet, and We
cannot say that you 10 not lli well. at
ans rate, you have not lired entirely in vain,
! if you have afforded to my friend Abel, Bel
Hssnn, come food for thought.
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