Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-06-10
ACuaPrEr ON NOrm1NGs.
AN ORIGINAL SORT OF AN OLA PoDKlDA.
rFrcm the n. Y. sunday Tlnes.l


There is always something to complain about!
Things never go right They never did go
right Now there's Mrs. Smith. She has dis
covered new knot. Again she has had occa-
sion to exclaim that "there is plenty of human
nature left in the world" She says that six
mound SKIES have ''riz" In fact, "they are
twice as dear as in old times" Poor thing! she
don't appreciate the refinement cruelty has at
.tained in these times. She don't consider that
now they charge as much for the smell as tor
the candles, to say nothing of the smoke, which
comes bv the buShel. Mrs. Smith don't look
ever finding some falling off in eVerything.-
Apples amt 50 big, people amt so happy, ba-
bieS amt so fat, SaSsengers an't so honest,
looking glasses amt good as i'll tine old tunes.
Fine old times" l wish had lived them
But as 'good times are coming once again" l
NAV by the aid of r. r. r. and c. q. O., live
to sec the revival. One poet says, "HOpe on,
hope ever" while another declares that "Hope
deferred maketh the heart sick" do hate con-
tradictions. Yet it is well to remember that
'There are as good fish in the sea as ever were
caught"
bright. He says that the opera music in the
Episcopal churches is much better than the
negro melodies heard in the Methodist Kinks
| Won't SpurgeOn wiggle when he hears thntE
Lola Montez don't intend that we shai itorget
her. for she runs US down in Europe, Whlic sue
leaves us her portrait III WIHuO" OI III
Neither out of sight or mind. Consistency Is q
level not much worn by "the Poets" w hile
one swears that ''Too many cooks spoil the
broth. another reioins that "In n multitude OF
counsellors there is wisdom" Jones remarks
| that "Dress does not make the man" and Jen-
kins declares '"Che tailor is great clviizeF. -
rhe Jesuit writes, '"The end justi6cs the means,
| hnt Dir. Spring shuts him up by declaring that
is is not true that ''All's well that en'is we'll y
/ Somebody exclaims with all the agony OF
mouthrul of hot potatoes, ''Man was made to
MOURN" and his neighbor kicks over the soup
with the astounder that at is sinful departed
Ijoys to mourn" .,,,-. 49,:
l. / should like TO know the sense OF Try, try
ooain " when it is patent to all that "a burnt
cat dreads the fire." We are told that "The
quality Of mercy is not strained, while any one
can see that "The law is easy on the rich, but
i severe to the DOOR, Let the Disbandcd Yolun-
teer explainL
rtnSt live if 'tAn ounce of prevention is worth
a mound of curc?'' Neal Dow says, Touch not,
taste not" but St Paul declares that ~ hltIe
is good for the stomach'S sake" And love
my stomach. ...,.
ts,;n out. !" She believed in answered prayer
Some boys heard her praying Tor supply ~ oil
tennennv IoaVes so, in the midst of her i'npio-
rimq thew threw bushel Of home made down
the chimney. ut her feet. Afterwards, discov-
crino the sell she comforted herself with the
rc,nerL, that is'The Lord sent, even, though the
devil did bring" Modesty is another virtue,
j, hnt II mov be carried too far The little pig
bv artful dodeing gets his belly full as soon as
$ his daddy. ModeSty is bad thing in business
V deacon Peabody finds it so, and has discarded