New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1859-02-01
1BE pREssDBNTaaL FUTURE.

What soft and sweet intelligence IL this Which
comes floating to US upon Southern windsl What
gentle rumoIs are these which reach our Initiated
earsi What saccharine scandal is this which gar
nishes, a. with silver ia 7ors and milk hued coufec-
tioDery, the brown loaf of common journalistic
gossip That benignsnt JOse, weary OF the cease
efs fsticUfs Of our deliberative and derious Con.
gress and weary, too, Of the solitary drearlness OF
the " hite House, which even the smiles OF Miss
Lane can only in part dssi pate, has persuaded
Hyuen to kiDdle brsnd.new torch, which by its
purity Of light shall dim for time the great and
IL aIodorous pitch links of Cuban controversy and
Ksp.as cophsgration. Now doth it become the
old ladies' to be darnipg their laces, and the young
ladies' to be aectionate to parental purse bearers
TO be rapid and ready with the parental slippers at
night, ard TO furpsss themselves ss to the parental
tut fin IN the morning, that their bills may be long
in the ledgers If tradesmen, and may be liqudated
without volcanic outpouriDg Of the parental lava.
Now should that gentle bard who whilom sang OF
the psrIi.hued bail of Senator Gwin and the i'm.
meDse shoe buckles Of my Lord Napier, buy
couple of pounds Of rOsin for his bow and new
string for bis fiddle; for troubadouring as We
predict, will coon be In high fashion. Now should
the humble.t Member of Congress, purchase new
pair of backing brushes aud etht three paper or
two liz en- dickeys;" and also frank all his shirts
home to be washed. For, if the correspondent
Of cotemporary journal is to be credited, au
event of the rosy description is at hand, and, We
nay ray, at heat. The President of the United
States, for nearly a century content to be fac
TOD, is about to be converted into matrimonial
unit--has felt those fires which oftenest carbOnze
the hearts Of the calow, melting the Slows upon
bis frosty pow, bringing up from g below to at
least 5 above bis saDguIDeous temperature, and
driving him with gentle but irresistabs force TO
the purchase Of "handsOm bro Tn frock coat,
white vest end cravat, and patent leather
pumps" MatrimOny imminent, as this CORE
spondent firmly believes, can alone solve this sar-
torisl and sutoral problem; and when we hear that
Mr.. Buchanan has purchased two bottles Of the
Electro Magnetic Hair Dye, aud has been "cOis-
"tered up" with bis dentist, we shall at once pur-
chase a csshet to hold the piece of cake which our
old friend will send us, and which We shall exhibit
to the public according to arrangements csl,uated
to present rush and to preserve life. When the
happy day arrives, We shall issue extras halhourly
from sunrise until the teegraphie operators sink
exhausted upon their batteries, and leave the world
in an odor of sulphuric acid. We cannot promise
pictures; but We have engaged Brown to boss"
our reporters in the Capital, so that we shail not
miss d crumb Of cake nor an ell Of ribbon.
Does the reader ak what conjunction of the
stars old these good times coming determine
Does be remember how the great Louis, the
proudest monsIch Of Europe, 'succumbed to the
widow Of the profane scarroni Does be remsm.
Der low the bright.tyed Widow Wsdmsn bonn
bsrded that foolish fort"-the heart Of the szun.
cular Tobyl Has hs forgotten those seductive in
huences which proved too potent for the sasacity
Of PickEick and oyercsme the simplicity of q
Weller And can it be supposed that when the
Grand Monarch yielded; when the heart, which the
terrors Of Namur and Romillies could not intimid-
ate struck its cOlors and opened its gates to Cupid
when the great intellect which propounded aud de-
monstrated the theory Of tittle-bats found itself
not captured and yet-Dodson and Fosg assisting
"A captive; can i. be supposed that the Presi-
dent ia proof against the blandnhments Of the
beautiful and the bereavedf Forbid it, o winged,
bow bearing boy forbid the treasonous thought
Let the Congressional Chsplains- both of them,
for i. will take tWo-rehearse the service. Lei
every editor in the Presidential pay prepare /,
ksder! Let every powder monkey make resdy
piles Of cartridges And finally, lot Nh. Esves
the reporter of the Secret Senatorial Sessions m,
the two black cats, give Us notice early of tn
happy, happy, happy day!
LAKE ERIr.-zAe Buffalo R'px5!se Of Saturds