Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1859-02-04

MRS. UNrIDY.


In one Of our eastern cities there lives
notable damo-hcr own name She gives
As Mrs Intidy. who never is clean,
car In and year ont she's not ht 60 be seen
Her cap Is so dirty, though she and We know
lis as clean, and as white and pure as the snow
Her dress is 80 soled she's ashamed TO como in,
Still she must not b. proud. for NAT is sim
When we know and She knows, that very same dress
Is the ccancst she has, the incest and best
Go there when you please. at morn or at night
Her house Is model " all that Is right ,-
From cellar TO attic. each thing that YOU see
Is Just in It's place. and rs neat a. can hes
But MIS-. Untidy declares, that each room
She must 20 twce with the brush aud The broom,
Before twill be decent again to receive
Any more company do YOU believe
She has not cleaned house, the fact Of it is
Though we know, and very well she knows that It's
Only month since that great commouon
Took place in her house, from her taking notion
That everything in and around her domain
Must be oycrhaued and cleaned over again
For she had discovered that every morn
Some signs " a race, that should they hc horn
Right in her own house she had rather be dead
Than ever TO sec bug on her bed
So knew and She knew, her house had peen ceahea
From top TO the bottom. twas thoroughly cleaned
OF things that had been and things that might De-
Such as notable housekeepcrs only can see
Poor Mr.. Untidy declared twas bore
Thi. house-ccaning business, IL should be no more
He'd rather go rty'-not ht TO hc seen
Than tormeutcd 20 DEATH and be ever 80 clean
This taking up carpets, and putting them down.
Was enough of itself 10 drive him out of town.
And As for the thousand and one other things
/. b. D IsFfas
That must also be done wheh honse-elga"ns u,lnB5'
BY the man Of ne house snou'a s9rey oG
But not his spouse-shc declared twas pity
That he should complain, OF all mcn in the city
lint she, the poor soul nag tne W"'N guy '' i, 49,
while the spine o. h95 u'ch was n'sn ,,
She kne" u WOMB MI, h,l' uu. -',u 'i w. '''''
for sure sucn oIN n'lst n',tl was '''"
SO Mr. Untidy thought ~ was pest
On the whole 70 '.a,e % t,
tor as soon a. MS Niie 'n",h'e n' plm, ~ , 1''"'
Twas 50 endless theme he lmnpea OIL ,ne ,iasN'
80" sue ha, ueeh u'an' Nv guy .. ' 80
Len YEAR, aihrm "'ihoul n'sll"alon
laHnr mf Ffarirn '', own ""'' Nn' WV, -
Ana no one wound a'"n, me wa, n'u.7., WV N''"
i ner KIND HeaIi-o.. su,i o,e'l u's w .y l,'l
she would say she was d,""' vt '' "Ast yer! sea'
Win nothing but work hard work she must d..
such As cleaning house Mashns' anu naNlH- TOT wv"
hind soul a. me hfsi qua Wp neg so' ,,is
heh she ,slu Sue we e9"o' Ivy H"',i .,',s ,'' ''"'
but soon IKE ihe rosy ,I N'l I',''"'' "'''i''
As aeai 10 hef woe MS was 10 n,l ..",
N9w khoH soH VIII s'l' you ""nt mourning ~ "'
lt1 MIS- NhiluN' . heil9l' ..'.N'
t.Nt Ut nhet lnu HhoN'H lAii3 -'' .'t NV '-, n.y.
lou "eulu WISH A"" ''NlN Hp'' "'' "' i''' "' !""'
GAYS
IN l',t Nucn hen,' Nlin ll'i h''i WIZ,
W tn'h you q n' haPy 'nt i.,si p' lpu n'
IN, Young ana he wa '',l tlth ",iu IU''' ''''
AZ nome 90 h'r h"u''-aho "ii s"'h W'N
As she can get ip, can never o' ue''
% iong as mouth can wafer a"u 'a'
~ nome ln hcf mouse no praise can 'Ne'eu
nay .o9,p!iu''hi ei'le, ln N4Iu ~ W 9,'s
ana W'i4 IVA, s'-t'til 'niiR wa, A"' uuu
~" i''' N4' "' = W. nv "'N
nave sat a. her 'a,'c nu ,oau'' WIN i1ou'
au9 snew ihat Hhe Hne" i' was oe'''' IMAM Eu"u'
Ahd neg. h'f hi!seH ln'Se i"'e VIRUS repeat
Dear ladies' We no'hms Whatever 10 cat
mere llu' slao u,e'u' auu sung SN' 'l.l We nay
IN the i'u, "ii' N""i' "'' IVY" ,l''' D" 'N' "''
bnt redi} Nt nag s"'n d nie'.h 'li"c.-
a pam IN 'A he""' an" pam ln Hi' ni'h-
hlt h'u U" HiF' UP 'l' avg. '.. =" H} '''
~ the,e hoihht I" 'N .N' ii- ''I3 p''r n''""'
MISS Jones' q" ln" say '"'i you NnA my sponge
CAKE
- ueltot ui'll you ever qua "l '..'l' lH"N'
70" s' u'u''t'- ~" "Ni'n '"inN )"
~ YOU seen SOME "Ane i"'l cue wees "Soi
sometimes 'al wae' s .'' 'Ah' 'N" goo" n'eau'
i Iut .'el tnins i,i' Us a. .t'.l 'N l''u, ~
b"h u , '""' '"u "'"'t ''' 'N"' P'""N'AN' Mis-
Nhlp'
~ 'he U"l' ,.re' OF l'lli n'D"u'g "A pe.'I,'
rake somc 9i tne 'oen'ns' m"i oe !9u u ma
"e' P"s'""'' s'"uN', "'''' '7 N''u
ognlo, n,,Ne ue',i,9 , ,",oe ~ .u, 'V''.'hi
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mace sone va, l'',e l''u' s"lu e'u'u NOT pe peat
90 OF course ,"'S une us hol NJ 20 y, Cav;
naNe some 2' my Plnoe l''et' yes; lIs. Nuute'
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