New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1859-06-23

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Feuchtwarger-Dr. Lewis FeuchtSaneer-~ao u
the rival Of Browo and who has s,t up his ct II IN
Msid,n lane, from which he, too, dispatcbes circu
lars 10 rustic or urbane rumsell-rs-" Confidential
Circulars to the Trade one Of which has
reached US Not being in thu Trade va shall
cor s;der j, DC breach Of confidence to inform our
readers Of the contents of this ms.ve, and TO sug
g.s, 70 all Jolly. old souls that they had better
manure Of the liquor dealers who own them, to
what extent they are subjected to the Fencht~an'
gersn dilutious. Ia this litter the respectable
Doctor socits q" the attention of tae Mauut,ctur'
"ers Of LIQUOR ard Wine" An unsophisticated
person might suppose from this that the Teutonlc
Mithrdstes Of MsideD lane was the proprietor OF
inruuerous grspe.vines, ard, not having wine
press Of bis own, desired to sell his purple clusters
TO more fortunate feImenters. Nothing could be
more erroneous. The Doctors vineyard is his
laboratory aud his grapes are not 10 punches
but in bottles There with wonderful skill does
he prepare-f We may credit his Circul.r-" Cog
{" pac Oils" " Extracts of Brandy, Holland and
"Londcn Gin;" "Oil of Rye for producing SD
"perior Mnnou gahela or Bourbon Whisky from
common Corn Spirit" Essences Of Rum,
Peach and Cherry Brards." Nor is this all
The conpeisscur may lie foe old wine, but may
not be able to pay for it, or even. although his purse
may be distended and his heart the best in the
world. to get it for money or for love. Here the
Maiden lane necromancer interposes. He has for
sale &" invaluable preparations for giving age aud
60 body TO new liquors" He can make them live
with CELEBRITY He can convert callos bottle OF
the most fiery Brandy into perfect Methuselah of
tipple in five minutes; and no matter how atten-
usted may be the potation the Doctor can give It
body in the drawing of a cork THUS be annh
lates time: III then proceeds to annibilate space
He informs the confidential friends ia when he
sends this Circular. that he guarantees to produce
Six Barrels Of good " merchandise Brandy from
" one ounce of bis best Cognac OIL If it be not
suggesting paradox, We should like to inquire
how many brrrrls his " worst Coguac Or would
msbe1 Twelse, We think at the very least.
Every body has beard nf the inestimsble me iical
virtues of Port Wine, famous in pharmacy as
bracer The medical men prescribe Port and bark
for the ladies'; Port wine plain for OLD gentlemen;
Port wine by the gallon in cases Of lock jaw. IL
is also much swallowed propby lac'icaly durlog the
unpleasant sisitatoDs Of the cholers. 1t has not,
however been an easy fluid to procure. To be
sure the grocers all have Fine Old Port, "Old
"Ctusted Port" "Lcndon Dock Port" Port
"bortied 10 Oporto" But It's a very dubious
drink, however it may be either branded or
branded How grateful will the medical men OF
this country be to the beoevol-bt Feuchtwanger
for dispensing, as by tbis Circular find that he
does, CHERRY JUICE aud Malya cOlorine for the
" manufacture Of Port Wiae"! Nor does the
miracle man Of Maiden lane stop here. He has
also L" Favoriog' for the manufacture Of Claret,
so that anybody with spoonful of this mysterious
essence and pitcher Of Cfoton can make his own
Mtdoc as he wants it Given little of the
"FlavoriDe, tumbler Of Croton, and few drops
Of the inv valuable preparation for giving age and
Z" body 10 new liquors" and the mello~est con-
yiyiality may be exteu ported under the least ad-
tsGsnus circumstance nj uhst 40 49, &c
oil. if you DO not like Clar-t, the Doctor has Ma
deira " Flavorng," so that you may carry the best
Souttside by the gallon in YOUR vest pocket; or II
YOU have a sweet Partially, you can procure the
Mslaga FlavOring in compass equally small.
1t must be confessed that the Doctors prices are
pretty high; but then it must be remembered that
few drops of his precious essences will convert
tubs Of rain.water into tubs of excellent old rum.
We are informed by the Circular that "one ounce
." Of The best Cognac On at s. per ounce, or
500 per pound, viii make /" Fix barrels of brandy
One gallon of the Doctors q" Extract of Holland or
London Gin which is furnished for the ,nsignf-
cant sum Of 50 will make half pipe of inimitable
Scbuapps Toe meet venerable Bourbon Whisky
Recommended by the Faculty in cases of that
drt aoful disease Known as % kind If sinklng"-
can BE- made of the Doctors "Oil of Rye" which
is furnished st 50 per pound. One gallon of " The
Age and Body Preparation is sold for $40, and
is warranted to instantly put the risklest juvenile
hquor-twenty barrels Of it-bto condition Of
the rpest seny; and perhaps even to cobweb
the bottles and blacken the corks. Hence you msy
have your liquor as old as you please. If one gal
Ion of g rhe Age and Body Preparation will make
the youngest tpple twenty years old, ten gallons
will Of course make it two hundred years old; so
that every mans WATERFALL may be concerted into
privste and personal Great Tun Of Heidelberg.
We hope that our readers will forgive this some
what protracted notice Of az eminent philantnro
p'st Wien We cor slider the lauentable blight Of
tie Madeira siDtsge, the horribly high prices Of
branches, and the imminent perll Of whisky yield
irg ~teat and re can We be too thankful to the
erudite Feucbtwspgrr for bis ducet Installations
The age Of dedication. has indeed passed; but who
dEs lot feel that il the Doctor had but kept his
shop, ard worked his still in old Athens, meu aud