New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1859-03-29
sOUTnVRN NEWSPAPERS AGAIN.

SOUTHERN NEWSPAPERS AGAIN.
We recently csilet the atteBton Of our readers
10 the lurid, if not the Lucid, manner IN which
Southern newspapers are conducted; aud showed
what remarkable tersrJ productions they are.
In recurring to tbs subject again, We promise not
to weary by repetition, aid are quite sure TIA:
something, perhaps, amusing viii turn 10 Par
ticuary have We recently been enchanted by fresh
drafts ct the living fountains Of TIE Richmond
Va Enquirer. TIE angels who trouble these
waters for the beSlDg of .avebolding nations
bear the great names of Richie, Tyler aud Wise;
AID their constant spasaiogs in behalf of John
Letcher keep t1s Richmond Betbesds ia perPet-
u,l middle. To crop metaPbor--Or to make "ay
for most magnificent display Of metaphor BY
Richie, TYLER aud Wise-we will give tue follow
ing names, bestowed spou Sir. Goegin in the lam
b. n. leading srtice in the Richmond p,per of
March 90;
A ,ara eri,iihe brs Of ,ory Of his o~p %. ho,se.
d,cors.r, crokrE nheo .paA sta ~scs A deaaa %
% tss H..s Of ves I,s.I .G5s ,6 40 aH'.
Be aac cos. OF feathers sicn as me
'ths t,ir-ly >"
Our knowledge of poultry is limited, but it can
not be an improvement to any chicken - be " frlz'
zly." After finishing the chicken, Dir. GOgein l,
called IAN Ishmselite, wandering, desperate, aud
"houseless Of dark nights, in tue hopes OF petty
"ihefts and sometimes venturns upon reckless
crimes II i, then asserted that Alr. Gosgin
winds" That he worms That be "wrg.
"sle,." That De advocate. 4" the sbsardlty Of all
parties; the imprsctlc abilities OF ali policies
a." the comple kitty Of all fslsebooJs; the mad Iam.
"bls Of oil hypccracies. What sn unfortunate
ly bad person He prepares, We are told, "a sort
d" of Fort MOultrie gros, mixing and pipe smoking,
ito divert the mind from the req work 10 progress,
"the death groan and the clash Of arms " Tnls
msy all have some meaning, and il sounds az if il
should have; bat what that meaning is, We cannot
pretend TO ssy. We sire, however, 10 have some.
thing .ayager slit; "Yenomed yenge.rce never
had ghsstEer glare IN It's eye, nor keener
ledge upon lis sword, than the Opposition candl-
date (Goggn afJres4id rolls and flames, and flash
sec. and waves in the by'terica delight of his
&" rht torc slaughter of the aforesaid Democracy ="
What Goggin! No Gcggln ever did anything OF
the kind before. No G'ggln ever before famed
"sbd flashed and waved, aud rolled in hysterIcal
delight of rhetorical slaughter" We should like
to see it-eyen in mensgerie at tSo sallllngs al
mission; or even at two shilllpgs and sixpence.
The Enquirer then asks TO what Goggin
is opposed "SImpy, and consistently,
and determinedly, and morally, and moan
ingly, aad selGshly, and cOntemptibly,
" and ever, and forever, to living by his oSn
labor" Good heavens What al uncommon
lotion for yirgniaD gentleman Of the white kind,
member of q toIliug laboriug, hard working,
sssduous class hch iisdsins to get its bread
by sweat of brow, and bending of back, aud
hardening Of hands What has happened 10 VIZ
GINA that Goggin should be selected, aud person
Ally anstnemsiized and placed upon the gridiron
fmsrtyrdom, because he is opposed 10 living by
his own labor Ard now for tremendous
wi,herer:
foun.in Of fe,terns corrupon- bal Dictionary Of dsa
bribery pecuAou, powers assumed sod se 'ed-u,, p9~er'
and peTse'tetp5sGnsttosl empciim and prodsae
rStTaysgsDce gone 20 pa %
o hobblins and emasculated conclusion "PIag-
" NAUTICAL empiricsm and prof gate expendlture-
" gone to pi." Can the aspiring bloc d of Lancas
" ter sink into the ground We thought it would
" have mounted"
Mr. Goggin 10 sooner rises from state OF pi"
than be receives the following Shakespearean com.
plIment which floors him sgaio with two tuns Of
their armOr-atop Of him
He woud strut AID ,w.,ser and play part Of o.
tsyu among pirates Crete boast tn lie ItrnancJ Of
,sne perhdou, PsDPey. Trus. him nsFa for Mr,slu'"
OF cour.e not We are not 20 fond OF trusting
Virginia gentlemen, no matter what aliases they
may give. The Enquirer concludes BY pointing
" al him the prophetic finger of scoro, add pretict
iDg that be will be probably hung or come to worse
grief Goggin having been laid out Geld, general
massacre ensues. OF one Crenshaw it is said:
III. ts.tcalsion ia Laden as Augmentation is Hgat'
Which finishes Crenshaw.
OF Littleton TazeweN:
he vs., hpe Orcis. AID fanny until he reached As
de osrGd tse thru e. the end and sGnt.d lie s1a
tita fell and sfhi Els aethsF parts aPyH afock'
Which finishes Cazegel.
fMr. WoOd6n:
There Mr.. wooefa Of Rockingham Pr.'sE7 who
uacs al ihGUiely .Iesoms sPe-oa. tie va, We and,r'
Of tho Democrats whom dsp7otStnea: dove into
the hao~ Nothing culverts In 30 A' a'>rH~
Which finishes WOOJfnl
After this dreadful slaughter, We leave the field
OF death, with awful forebodinss Of the final mas
sscre.
And now, one more charming little perfumed
specimen from The Brandos (Mlss.) Republican:
l. an 5.ly-r,a ~ jams Clsy Of k-nQcky Tner.
5or about that Piece of oay Which u,0 rso 70 Wig o
tone b.nce the rayus, II jim will no: hs RAD BY jim
ike potato patch has Dis bes, claim 20 favor II ths
r.iud NJ, wtthes. ils shoud Be written by mOoni.ht.
sfb kuIIsrd. ips in .axd1st spresi clsp5oards ~h