The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1859-01-15

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s.f. vltu be vs. cll g ut .Y lEuh.,Nr l.II-
mint Sll-asau bod bad h'r las'H.', O. I
I rs Hat "tl =--s---7- --=---=---
disease p4s. Al ly..ta iuty told the %.
tirrt th,t be must Git. t4u.us thrn ail
arUard him. be- .-ii; My :Hvg-s, after a.e,
make = J4.ff-ao.irm examination, arI t.u
out shat ais mes fay really, have n,lr4
such long and learned discussions on che
subject, ,H1t I au DYING O. knlv what ,av
disease !, myself
ts~ 4 sergeant, passing along one % the
streets car Tie tower ut london, orsrr, ID
one Of hi, n.gu s.tiir- as1ir.; vs.l lie
was the w0rse 'ur liquor and or asking hiW
uhy he uid uut g. hou.s. De- rgp.ica, oh,
sergeant ail the houses stem 60 uv uaS,iH q
me ~ think hsG better 81 aiJ tilI the bar.
RACKS come, and then can 81 ia without any
tsaulic."
4 WNik Ro;Nu ~ FEUN n There vrfc
Svu very obese old uoHlcucu 40 the court 10
l.rgis NN. the Dac de- u ard jhc Dee lr
n. B1tH. ore day. hcing prescott az a
letee, the kirg jcs'cd ui,h the former upon
Lis enrpulerce "Nou take no exercise. /
.urposc.- s1id thc kirg Pardon rc. sire. "
was the rrrly. Il walk twice every day round
my cousin DE ""
~ J,,liss--SaH,. feclas II III Ike 20 h.h
nv name handed dosu TO postcrty SAN
Dc h1ngmAu vili hand you down from dc
gz;t5vg- -Irtu dc hands 'oh Ge JiJsyuzt.uris:si ii
YOU don't alter YOUR ways. ricycT. Julius
o no, Ssm feel shall die rohe death.
Sam WHAT on dc hlitiv-l-id2 Juiius-Nu
dats all PLAYED uLt now. SslDl, ! want to hy
down ON Dc hearth, AID ili1 Hy ashts sIJ IC
grote-- BoltnA P0sL
~ Here is cory of an original letter
picked up in Que Of the streets of Dcs Moi6S>
out Mest .-"des Moines iowa nov II
lSj1--my Dear suiss--the pleasing prospect
have OF taking you out a Saving the hrst
good snow that comes i enough 20 hft nv
sole above the sardid v1uiiics gf this whorid
with such an intelligent ,ourS lady a. YOU
are. yours IN love purity ard fdr.'y.
Trr ruR TAr--Wil YOU give nc that
ring p said a village dsldy 10 a lady. ~fur il
resembles nv love FOR YOU it has no eud. -
'.E1cosc me. sir was the reply, Il choose TO
Keep it, being emhlemaiieaL Of mine for
you il has no beginning
THERE AND BACK AoArN.--A few DAYS
siner.- writes an attorney -as ] VAS sitting
With Brother D.. in his Office. in Court
square. a client came in and said. Square
d, W the s,abler. shaved me dread
ycstei dsy. and Eaut TO come Up with
him. State yonr case AIS d. i ask
el him hnw much he'd charge me for horse
to 20 70 Dedham. lie said one dollar ard q
half ! took the team, and "a hen ! came back
hc said ne wanted apothcr-,dolisr and h,lf
for coming hack. and made me pay it.
D. gave him some legal advice. which the
clieui Immediately acted upon as Follows ;-
lie Nrnt To the stahirf. and said. "HoW much
Niil YOU charge for horse aud wagon Ia 20
to SlIsu- p Siullsr repied. Five dallars-'
'iiarnco, him up Client wrrt 20 Salem. came
back hy railroad. went Ia the stahlcr. saving,
Here is your money, paving him five dAIlrs-
Where is my horse and wagon Hssaid W
lie Is at Salem says the client 4 only hired
him 90 20 TO Salem
~ The other day. a geutl=,nan gave a
becgar- a eudple OF cents. Two
ccrtsr exclaimed she take them hack. Sir /;
l'asked Tor charity ! can't do suyihing uith
tvu cents My dear madam said the po-
lite donor, y beF you'll keep the cents and
give them 20 EcUs poor person