The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1859-07-29

q. A cobweb marriage is thus noticed by
one Of our exchanges.
Married last week, John Cobb to Ma
Kate Webb
Their house win probably be fu1 sf
J Cobwebs. r
A French maqiatrate, noted for hir love
OF the pleasures Of the table. speaking
one day 10 q friend said.
r 1--WE have Just been eating suparb tar
koyi II was excellent, stuffed with tfuf.
heg to The neck, tender, delicate, and Il
a high favor. We leN oniy the bonss.s .
How many ofyou we're theIsT'' said
1.-TWO" rcpliod the magistrate; oh tur-
key and myself" .Err
INCLINED TO RE QrAERrtsonr. We
heard that prince Of story-tellerl, Tom
Galloway, get Of the following, amidst
bursts otlaughter, the otherniQht. squsr-
ing himself and stretching out his leql.ho
began;
"There was once a little, slim-b,,,lt ~
low, rich as Jew, and independent a.
devil, riding along a highway, IN the Htsts
OF Heorgini when he overlook Z man Srfv-
ing drove Of hogs by the help Of = bio
raw'boued, six feot-two specimen Of hn-
mqnity Stopping tho last named indi-
vidual, he aooostcd him:
i u say, are those your hoeain
"No, sir, I'm TO work by the monthfn
What pay might you DO getting, ny
"Ten dollars q month. and whlakoy
thrown in" was the reply.
We'll, look here, I'm aWeak, littloand
inohensivc man, and people arc apt 70
impose upon me, d'you Seel Now, T'll
give you twenty-five dollars a month 70
ride along with me and protect me" was
Mr.. Gardner's reply. "But,n he added. Al
a though, struck him, show might YOU 30
on the fghtln
Never been licked in my life, reioinsd
the six footrr.
queried Gardner.
"Sx footor ruminatod. Twantv.fge
dollara-loublo wagos-nothinq to debut
rido around and amash a fellows mug oc-
easlonolly, when he's sassy. siE-footor
accepted.
They rode along till Just At night they
reached village. Dismounting AZ the
door, they went Ia. Gardner Immediate
ly singled out the biggest man in the room,
and picked fuaa with him. Amer con.
siderable promiseuous jawing, Gardner
turned to his fighting friend aud lntimsted
that the licking Of that man had become
a sad necessity. Six footer peeled, went
in and came out first best.
The next night, at another Lotsl, the
same scene was ro-enacted, Gardner Rsl-
ting into row with the man IN the place
and six footcr doing tic fighting.
At last on tho tl'fd day, they came 70 a
forry kept by huge double-hsted man
who had never Decn licked In his life
Whilst crossing tho river, Gardner, asuau-
al, began to fnd fault and ablow." The
ferryman naturally got mad, threw thinol
around kind o'looss. Gardner, then turn
cd 70 his friend "irom the sbtnldsr,ss ,sag
gently broke w. .L~t Il was absoluteIv
necessary 10 thrash that forryman." SL
botor nodded his head but said nothing.
II was plainly TO be seen that he ala NOT
relish the job, by the way he shruQQcdhis
shoulders but there was no help for Il. So
when they reached the shore, both atrip.
ped, and at L they went. Up and down
the bank, over the slnd, into the water
rolled, till az tho end OF an hour tire ~.
.ryman oaved, Six footer was triumphant,
but I had been tough work. Going up
20 his employer, he scratched his head for
a moment, and then broke forth.
"I,ook here, Mr.. Gardner, your salary
sets mighty well, but--I'm--of the opin-
ion--that you are iRclinsd to Be quGTTel-
some. Hero I've only been with you
three days, and I've licked the three big
gest men 10 the country! | think this
frm had better dissolve, for you see, Mf.
Gardner, I'm afraid you are inclined tobo
quarrelsomo, and reckon I'll drawl"---
T'dfdma Ga;etie.
MIxIN0 UP THE PARrEs.-The Weaver
villo (Cal.) Journal gives the following
account Of an cff4ir which, although i
may move the laughter Of our readers, wo
fancy 10 have made some Of the parties
concerned "laugh on tho wrong side Of
their mouths"
Some time ago there was a dancing
party given sup north;" most Of the la
dies present had little babies, whose noi-
sy porversty required too much attention
70 permit the mothqrs to enjoy the dance.
A number Of gallant young mon yolnn-
teered TO watch the young ones while the
parents indulged in H"break down." No
sooner had the women left the babies in
charge Of the miaehievous young DEVILS
, than they stripped the infants, changed
!, their clothes, giving to one the apparel OF
another. The dance over, Il was time 10
20 home, and the mothers hurriedly took
each baby, in the dress Of her own, and
started, some Of their homes, ton Or az
, teen miles on, and were far on the way
!, before daylight. But the day following
D there was a apFodigious row in that settle
. meut, mothers discovered that a single
, day had changed the sex Of their babies;
q observation disclosed startling physiolog-
!, ical phenomena, and thon commenced
E some Of the tallest pedestTianiumi living
g miles apart, Il required two daysto unuix
q the babies, and 40 many months to reHtorn
[ tho women 70 she'F naturally sweet dispo-
Il sitous. 10 this day Il is unsafe for any
( Of tho baby mixers 70 venture within Tho
D territory.
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