The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1859-11-03
WIT AND WISDOM.

WAR to knife.-A tough goose.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS goes most against a
farmers grain His moving machine.
TO repel force by force, and fraud by fraud,
are but Satan's ways of correcting sin.
THE two months Italian war cost about $3.50
100000 snug little figure.
How to make gloves last twice as long.-On-
ly wear one at time.
MoTTo FOR THE DANCING SEAsoN.-Hop' on
Hop ever.
TRAITS of character which you seek to con-
troll you had better seek to reform.
THE LAST Rows of SUMNER The last
boat-races at Hoboken.
WHY are tom cats musical? Because they
are all fiddle strings inside,
1t has been asserted that the man who held
on to the last was shoemaker.
PARADox.-When is man most down in the
world When he is hard up
KINDNESS is golden chain by which society
is bound together.
GIVE me the liberty to know, to think to be-
lieve and to utter freely, according to conscience
above all other liberties. Milton.
A DEAF and dumb man in Connecticut. who
married deaf and dumb woman has had FIVE
children all of whom hear and speak,
WHEN person undertakes himself to an
other, he is reasonably suspected of desire to
be thaught better than he deserves.
WHAT horrible creature ! A bachelor says
ne dlslikes young married couples. +" because
they are SO apt to give themselves heirs ~
A LIAR begins with making falsehood appear
like truth, and ends with making truth itself
appear like falsehoed. -shemstons
AN exchange says that the word would" in
Rufus Choate's hand writing, resembles small
grid-iron struck by lightning
AMBITION is a journey up hill, in which rest
can be taken only on peril of sliding down by
ones own weight
A STATEMENT was made at late Convention
of the Congregational Clergymen ofNew Hamp-
shire, that not pastor in the uhole Convention
used tobacco.
He knows his nose. l know he knows his
nose. He said knew he knew his nose and
if he said he knew knew he knew his nose, of
course he knows know he knows his nose.
ON Sunday of last week, child in Brooklyn,
creeping about the floor of her mothers room,
found matches, and gnawed the ends. She was
poisoned by the phosphorus, and died.
THE same ladies who would faint to see
mans shirt on a clothes line, will, in a waltz,
lovingly repose their heads ON the bosom of the
same garment, when the man is in it.
Why don't your father take newspaper
said man to little boy whom he caught pill
fering his paper from his doorstep "Coz he
sends me to take it," answered the urchin.
TAYLOR says courtships are the sweet and
creamy thresholds of unseen Edens, where half
the world has passed in couples, and talked in
whispers under the moonlight, and passed on,
and never returned.
SPEAKING of sundry curious instances of mar
riages founded on remarkable dreams and sim
ultaneo us presentiments ,on both sides, Provi-
dence paper advise the girls to give no heed to
dreams or presentiments, but to listen to nothing
but straightforward proposals from sensible
young men.
great, good and right mind is kind of
of divinity lodged in the flesh, and may be the
blessing of slave as well as of a prince it came
from Heaven and TO Heaven it must return; and
it il kind of Heavenly felicity, which pure
and virtuous mind enjoys in some degree even
upon earth.
On the marriage day of county Scotch lass.
the youth to whom she was about to be united
said to her in triumphant tone ''Weel, Jen-
ny, haven't been uncoo ceevil?" abiding to
the fact that during their whole courtship he had
never even give her kiss. Her quite reply
was: "Ou sy, man, senselessly ceevil !"
THE MoUsTACH
Under my nose
The dear thing grows,
In almost wild confusion
And, oh what bliss
Hath life like this
It's really no delusion.
Nix erous
Et gloria lousei!
Ne pulls ultra snugly
Sut yr wyt ii?
Bari ~ hur wi?
Vivel viYe! ct plug ugly
A young lady in this city hearing man