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The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1859-06-01
MISCELLANEOUS.

Theory and Practice
Oh, if there Is one earthly bliss
More precious than another,
1t is when, with delight yon kiss pretty
girl when she sends certain Individual
oct of the room on the important errand
of seeing what hour is indicated by the
hand of the family tine-piece down stairs
Certain II diyidual being her brother.
While musing thus one summer eve,
As by my fair ones side sat,
The time wis near at hand to leave, 50,
stealing my hand around her waist,
drew her gently to me. and, when in the
act of applying my lips to hers, the doc,
wassoftly opened, and her respected "Ma'
appeared armed with broomstick. and
before knew where | was.
was knocked into a cooked hat.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1859-06-01

MEDlCAL ADV ..
More rnan 100000 Bottles Sold In
New England State
IN ONE YEAR!
vTVHE RESTORATIVE of Professor 0. J. WOOD
for restoring hair perfectly and permanently, has
never yet had rival volume after volume might be
given from all parts of the world and from the most in
telgent to prove that it is perfect Retoratce but
read the circular and you cannot doubt read also the
following: ...
HS- TpE HAIR.-Peepls have for centuries been af
icted with bald heads, and the only remedy, hereto
fore known, has been those abominabe wigs by
discovery of Professor wood these articles are
being fast dispensed WITH hut great many persons still
patronze them they have been so often impos-
ed upon by Hair TONES Of different kinds To all such
persons earnestly make the request that they will
try once again for in Woods Restorative there Is no
such thing a. fail.-Ws know Of lsdy who was bald,
VITO used the article short time, and her head Is now
covered completely with the tiniest and most beautiful
curls imaginable. We know of numerous cases where
hair rapidly falling out, which stored in greater
perfection than it ever had been before.
1t also without doubt of the best articles for
keeping the hair in good condition. making 1t soft and
glossy removing dandru, and has proved itself the
greatest enemy to all the ills that hair Is heir to-
1t is the duty of every to improve their personal
appearance, though some may differ in regard to the
ways of doing it hut every one will admit that
beautiful head OF hair, either In man or woman, Is an
object much be desired and there means that
should be left untried to obtain such consideration.
- Womans Advocate, Phil.
Cochocton, Ohio, Nov. II, 1855
O. j. WeoD 4 Co. Gents As have been engaged
IN selling your Hair Restorative the last season for
Of your local agents. Or. Hackinson.) and having ex-
perenced the beneficial effects of it myself would like
to obtain agency for the state of Ohio some state
Ia the west, should you wish to make such an arrange
ment ,nvnced there is nothing equal to 1t in
the United states for restoring The hair have been
engaged in the drug business for several years, and
have sold various preparations for the hair but have
found nothing that restores the secretvc organs in
vigorates the scalp we'll yours, being fully
WINGED that your restorative is what you reres to
be would like to engage in the sale oft, for sat-
isfed IL must sell.
Yours truly, s. II. STOCKMAN.
Wayland Mass. Feb. 5, 1857
Prof o. j. WOOD h CG.--Gents Having realized
the good effects of your Hair Restorative wish to state
that finding my hair growing thin well gray,
Induced from what read and heard to try the artice
prepared by you promote its growth and change its
color it in youth, both of which it has effected
completely In the operation have used nearly three
bottles. yours, &C., JAMES FRANCIS.
O. J. Wood 4 Co.. Proprictors 3l2 broadway, New
York ,(in the great N. Y wire railing establishment
and ia Market street St. Louis Me- Sold by all good
Druggists
So For sale by Hoffman, Benton & CO., McGr"gor.
Q1m3
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1859-06-01
ENGRAVING NEATLY EXECUTED

HD~ am located in the Post Office building Re-
member the place. the Sign of the big Watch. ia
Having had charge of the watch work OF OF the
finest establishments in the the west. for year. have
the Sa faction OF giving below, their recommendation
matter OF reference. AUGUSTUS FRENCH.
McGregor Iowa, June II, lS5SnSStf
MILWAUKEE May 25, 1858.
TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: Thi.
certies that Mr.. Augustus French has been in
ploy during the year of 1857 as a Matchmaker; and
most cheerlully recommend him a very superior
workman in all that pertains to the matchmaking
business. ATSuN Il LOOMS.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1859-06-01

tT DR.. Bowling ofNew York was speaking
OF the incOmpatibility of Union of Church and
State in this country.He said -
Patrick and Biddy had been a long time
married, but did not get along well tos ether
for they were almost constantly quarreling
II happend, however, that one day they were
sitting quietly together opposite the fire, when
In came lliecat and Cog and laid down between
them and the fire, and also OPP osite each other
Presently Biddy sreaks up and says-sFaith
Patrick, isn't it a shame we should be always
quarieling; sec the cat an'hc dog, how peace
able they get along" "Cch. Biddy, sure an il
isn't fair CONF arson at all at all; jst tie them
together an see how they'll act"
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1859-06-01

eE Mrs. Partington says that just before
the last war with England, circumstances
were seen around the moon nightly, shooting
stars preambulatsd the earth, the desk Of the
Gun was covered with black spots Of ink, and
comments swept the horizon with their oreric
tails. Everybody said it profigated war, and
sure enough it did come. It's costiyeness was
felt Throughout the land but the prayers of Gen.
cral Jacksoncxpiated the American citizens, and
foreign dominocs soon becamca bye-word.'
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Milwaukee Lumber.
MILWAUKEE SHAVED SHINGLES !!
HI NeT a II NK XEK

Have Received at their ard in NJ Grcgor. a
large quantity of Milwaukee Planned Flooring
and Siding, perfectly seasoned. Also an article
OF shaved Shingles mol to be equalled this side
OF the Mississippi All descriptions Of Lumber
lath. &C., for sale at the lowest CASH Price.
just give US a Call. n4i3m
Having made arrangement with manufacturers at
Buffalo We will keep hand complete assortment OF
Doors, Sash, blinds, &c.
for rale at prices that DEFY competition.
n u. Our doors are superior article being kiln
dried glued aud wedged.
All order. Tor store openings, and unusual sizes of
Door, Sash promptly filled on short notice.
liberal discount made country dealers.
HAYT l. BURDICK.
large lot Of wagon spokes for ale by
n79ti uAYT Il BURDICK
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1859-06-01

Hoso Il FeA.-A Lady friend Of ours says tn.
first time she Was kissed she felt like biz
Tub Of roses swimming in honey. cologne, nut
megs and cranbarics. She also felt Is if some
thing was running through her nerves on feet
If diamonds. escorted by several little Cupids
In Chariots. drawn by angels, shaded by honey
suckles and the whole spread with melted
rainbows. Jerusalem! what power there is iu Q
full breasted kiss!
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1859-06-01

GOODNIGHT.
Good night I have to say Good night
To such host Of peerless charms!
Good night unto that snowy hand,
Good night to graceful, rounded arms,
Good night to fond, delicious eyes,
Good night to chestnut braids Of hair
Good night unto that perfect mouth
Aud all the sweetness nestled there
The snowy hand retains me, then
III have 10 say good night again.
But there viii come a time, my love,
When, if I read our stars Alright,
Ishall no. linger near the porch
With my adieus. Till then, good night
You wish the time were near? AndI.
You do not blush to wish it so?
You would have blushed yourself to death
To own so much year ago
What but these snowy handsi All, then,
I'll have to say good night again.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1859-06-01

About GiYls.-The best thing about a girl
is checrfulncss. We don't care how ruddy he,
cheeks may be. or how velvety her lips, II she
wears scowl, even her friends will consider
her ill-looking; while the young lady who
Eliminates her counteuance with smiles, will
be regarded as handsome, though her complex
ion is coarse enough to crate nutmegs on. Al
perfume is to the rose 50 is good nature to tht
lovely. Girls, think Of this.
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gelett goetrg.
THE MArDEN,s PRAYER.

SasN fsAA = AS@& AS.Ss
che rose from her delicious sleep.
And put away the soft brown hair,
Aud in tone as low and deep
A loves first whisper, breathes prayer;
Her snow.white hands together pressed,
Her blue eyes sheltered in the LID
The folded linen on her breast,
Jus. swelling with the charms IL hid
Aud from her long aud flowing dress ..-..
Escaped q bare and snowy foot
Whose stsp upon the earth did press
Like pure snowflake, light and mute;
And then from slumbsrs, soft aud warm,
Like young spirit, fresh from heaven,
She showed that light and matchless form
Aud humbly prayed to be forgiven.
Oh, God ifsouls unsoiled a. these
Need daily mercy from thy throne
Ifshc upon her Bonded kree
Our holiest and our purcst one;
She with face 50 clear and bright,
We deem hor some stray child Of light
fshe, with those soft eyes and tears,
Day after day in her young years.
Must kneel and pray for grace from thee,
What far, far deeper need have We;
How hardly, If she win not heaven,
Will our wild errors be forgiven
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1859-06-01

Why People Buy an Adpeyfisemen9s-A
French ebi'or gives the following amusing
deicriIfson OF the effect Of an advertisement
The first time n man see an advertisement
he takes no notice Of il the second time nc
looks at the name; the lirdtimc he looks at
the price; the fourth t.iie he reads It; the fifth
tins he speaks Of it 70 his wife; the sixth time
he nays.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1859-06-01
TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERT

TU ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN !:
NJ Office is hereby given, that all persons for
y hidden from building on cutting timber on. or
IN any other way trespassng any part OF the follow
ing described tracts Of land without first obtaining
from me my written permission therefor to-wt
On the northwest quarter of north-ea quarter OF
lection 81 /; Fractional lots 2 and in fractional
section 35 fractional lot in fractional section 26
fractional lots l, in section % fractional lots
3, in fractional section IL; the first two parcels above
described being in township 95 north, aud the remain
ing three in township "a north all in &c west Of
the 9Th Principal Meridian. Also fractional lot l.,
section p, being the northeast quarter Of the north
east quarter OF section 81 township 95 north range
west. Also on fractional lots l. 2, in fractional
ton %, range 3, in township e5, north. Also north
west quarer of section q, in township 95 north range
west. Also undivided half of one hundred and
sixty the south east corner OF tract known
a. the BAIL Giard grant.
JAMES McGaEGOR, Jr.
McGregor, September 18th, 1858 l02
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1859-06-01

ia New England minister once remarked
thu HI Sunday sermon was preached to about
three bushels Of baked beans; but now a -da Va
are delivered to congregations composed Of ont
part human, to about fifteen parts dry good,
and millinery.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1859-06-01
EXCEL IOR |!
AUGUSTUS FRENCH,

Having purchased the right to the above described
Lath. tand the only having such ath. or right in
vicinity and with the addition of other ,a I'VE
and complicated machinery such as the modern
andimproved wheel and pinion cutting engine. and
rounding up machine. would here state, that am
prepared to make repair any part OF the ne.t
watch in o scientific and workman-ike manner. No
watch maker has taken greater pains improve in
thi. important branch than my eli, having thoroughly
studied the primary construction of watches in con-
nexion with knowledge OF many experiments made
by OF the best workmen in New York, uxder whose
instruction l have been. l do claim a theoretical
knowledge and practical ersanding OF the various
Projections and mpcrections in the different classes Of
watch movements. make it my principal study to
improve and excel in this important business Those
who have fine watches that need repairs, will save time
and expense and quite often their watches from i'm
proper usage, by calling and getting them put
In good order. And no mtstake your watch however,
fine choice will be in safe hands if left with me.
have apprentices 'stnkers the usine.s but it
will be my constant endeayor by personal attention
to business, TO reduce the science OF watch making
practice and my inerea. ed facilities enable me do
and makes attemps ut watch making, with tools,
Lathcs requisite. have on hand good assortment
watch materials to supply country dealers low a
New York prices. have the art of making Jewels OF
all kinds also Chronomoter balances, in fact every
part OF watch, and country watch makers will do
well to send to when they have watches that require
parts that they cannot supply.
Clocks and Jewery will also receive attention,
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1859-06-01

Stoves and Tin-Ware.
ALEX. M'KINNlE,
HAVING purchased the interest OF V. R. Miller
in the
StOCe and YTNaUNre
Business Is prepared offer to the public the Largest
and Best assortment of Stoves sold West of the
ELET.4TED OTE.NS,
FOREST QUEEN, GOVERNOR,
MALAkoFF, FIRE WITCH,
MORNING STAR.
CLIPPER, YANKEE DOODLE,
EMPIRE STATE, WISCONSIN,
KINGS, and BRILLIANT.
Also, the following
SQUIRE OT:E.v'S,
AJAX, BLACK DIAMOND
DIAMOND ROCK, MAY FLOWER,
FOREST OAK, ROYAL OAK,
NEW WORLD,
CHALLENGE, STAR OF THE WEST,
RULER, EXCELSIOR,
+ MODERN TROY,
And various other Patterns Of
PREMIUM AND HOTEL STOVES
A Large and complete assort-
ment of
Boa and PNrIOr StOUes,
PUMPS, HYDRAULIC RAMS,
LEAD PIPE, CAULDRON
KETTLES,
And various other articles. We do all kinds Of
JoBBIN@,
EAvETROUGHS PUT UP
At short Notice.
ROOFING.
In this line, will take great care to put up a
Good tight roof for all who
may apply.
200 pounds of Tallow wanted
I also take in
EXCHANGE FOR TRADE OR
Labor, such articles as
Wheat,
Flour,
... Corn,
Beef,
Pork,
Hides,
Furs,
And in fact. everything Farmer has to sell.
have gone into the business knowing that times
close, but by
SELLING LOW,
And attending strictly to trade fatter myself tina
q liberal share of patronage will be extended.
McKinnie will be glad to his acqu ANITA at
the old stand of Miller Bass store Ill Main street.
McGregor, January 90, 1s59yl
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2 T l. l. s

DG MORSE, the inventor of MoRsRs INDIAN Rosr
PILLS, has spent the greater part OF his life in
travelling, having visited Europe, Asia, and Africa a
well North Amerca--has spent three years among
the Indians ofo Western countryit in this
that the Indian Root Pills were first discovered. DR..
Morse the first man to establish the fact that all the
diseases arise from IMPURITY THE BL8OD-that our
strength, health and life depended upon this vital fluid
When the various passages become clogged, and do
not in perfect harmony with the different function
OF the body the blood loses its action, becomes thick.
corrupted and diseased thus causing all palms. sick
aud distress of every name strength j. ex-
hausted, health deprived Of aud if nature l.
not assisted in throwing of the stagnant humerS the
blood will become choked and cease to act. ami thus
cur light of life will forever be blown How mpor-
then that should keep the various passages of
the body free and open And how pleasant to VI that
have it in power to put medicine in yeur reach
namely, Morfe's Indian Root Pills, manufactured from
plants and roots which grow around the mountainous
cliffs Natures garden, for the health and recovery OF
diseased man. One Of the roots from which these Pills
made is Sudorife, which opens the pores of the
skim aud assist Nature in throwing out the finer parts
of the corruption within. The second is plant which
is Expectorant that opens and uncogs the passage
to the lungs, and thus soothing manner, perform
its duts by throwing off phlegm and other humor from
the lungs by copious splitting. The third Is Diurec,
which gives and double strength to the Kidneys
thus encouraged they draw large amounts of mpurity
from the blood which is then thrown out beautifully
by the urinary water passage, and which could not
have been discharged in any other way The fourth l.
Cathartc and accompanies the other properties OF
Pills while engaged in purifying the blood the
particles ofimpury which cannot pass by the other
are thns taken up and conveyed Oh in great
Observation-Disclosures and Trad ers viii Re their
guard and not be imposed upon by Counterfeit OF Dir.
Mor>e's Indian Root Pills, signed A. b. Moore. All
genuine Pills will hereafter have the and sigma
turc of D. LAKE JUDsON, Successor to A. j. White
Il Co } each box.
'An orders and letter relating to said Pills must be
Addressed to b. LAKE JUDsoN, No so Leonard street,
New York, sole proprietor OF Dr. Morses Indian Root
Pills"
Dr. Morse. Indian Root Pill. arr sold by all dealer
Medicines.
Agents wanted in every town, village and hamlet in
the land Parties desiring the agency will address
absve for terms.
Price % cents per box five boxes will be sent
ceipt OF 81, postage faid. l05-ly
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OLD
BOURBON WHISK Ely
Puf UP ny
WILSON, FAIRBANK & CO.,
MEDICINAL PURPOSES.

It is nearly two years since the subscribers FIRST introduced
doubtful experiment in many respects-but they
sured by eminent Physicians that II actually Of the
best remedial agents for Lung Complaints and many other
diseases (( undduerdted article could be obdined
they Immediately made arrangements with large anufac-
turcr to supply the bcst article that could be made When
their invoice received It fairly tested by analy
sis and It's purity acknowledged. Since that time they have
instance whatever put up inferior article and the
reputation that their Whisky has acquired is such, that
II universally recommended by thousands who have used
1t, and especially by our most eminent Physicians.
Its purity be questioned, thorough analysis has
been made will be by referring to the following Ger
tidcate, copy Of which accompanies each bottlci-
STATE AssAYKR's OFFICE,
so Somerset street, Boston, May 20, 1851
NKss.s. WILSON, FAiRBASK Co.
Of Bourbon whskey you sent me- searching them for
drugs aduierdt0 matters and have TO inform you that
the samples Of Whisky free from aduHe, atoms
and do not contain poisonous or injurious matters and
hence suitable for medicinal use.
Respectfully, your obeden servant,
CHARLES 7. JACKSON, NJ. D.
State Assayer.
Of the signature Of our firm the e"rk Of every bot
He-rithout this protection none Is genuine.
The above put up quart pint bottles and 10 for sails
by all the Druggists.
WILSON, FAIRBANK & co.,
WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS,
3m-lol Nos. 40 4 Is HANOVER ST., BOSTON.
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EMPLOYMENT.
$50 A MONTH AND ALL

IL EXPENSES PAiDAn Agent wanted every town and
sy business by which the above profits may be certainly
eeazed For further particulars address DR. }. HENRY
NEW YORK CITY, enclosing ons Postage stamp.-(smia
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.Preight Train with Passenger Car attached.
EZ..s...sss.:EI5 CANAL RAILROAD. WI

: ..:sss.::. GANAL RAILROAD. WINTER
-@DvY, March 10, 1859. Trains will run daily,
LEAVE NEW HAVEN AT
63o A. NJ, freight train, with passenger attached for
Northampton, arriving at 1890 AN
90 M freight train, with passenger attached, for
Plainyille.
10 IS A. NJ arrival Of 90 A. NJ Express train from
New York, connecting Northampton with train on Conn
River r. r. for Greenfield Bratteboro Bellows Falls
Northern Railroads Receiving passengers at Westheld,
from trains on Western Railroad from the East West
4P NJ, or arrival Of IL. - NJ. train from New York.
connecting at Panvle with Hartford Providence
trains on Western r. II going East and West Renewing
passengers from Hartford Providence and Fshk Railroad
at Planvle and from train Western Railroad, West
held, from Boston, Worcester and Springfield.
LEAVE NORTHAMPTON AT
$50 A. NJ for New Haven, connecting at Westheld with
train on Western Railroad, for Pittsed, Albany Troy
the West; at New Haven with $50 A. NJ New
York and intermediate stations Passengers the Hart
ford Providence and Fishk Railroad will train
Planylle.
ll;l5 NJ, in Connection with train on Conn River r.
X from the North. Connecting Westfeld with trains on
Western r. X going East and West Plainville with
train Hartford, Providence and Pshki Railroad going
East. Haven with O5 p NJ Express train for
York
1910 p NJ freight train with passenger attached for
New Haven, connecting Planyle with Hartford
Providence and fshkil Railroad going West.
LEAVE PLAINvILLE AT
230 NJ freight train with passenger attached
New Haven.
CoLLINsvILLE BRANCH TRAIN.
Leave Colnsvile at Z so A. NJ and 800 P NJ. Return
Ing, leave Plainvile at 1880 p NJ. and 81 z. NJ.
FREIGHT NOTICE.
Freight trains leave New York daily Sundays excepted
Franklin and Center streets 6l5 Nj and arrive
At Northampton To- NJ Leave Northampton at H. 30
p NJ and arrive in New York at 1875 A. ii. Through
without change Of cars.
Daily lines OF stages from Northampton to Amherst
Wlliamsburgh Haydenvile, Florence and Hadey. From
Colnsvne to New Hartford and Winsted From Cheshire
TO Waterbury. p DENNIS. General Agent.
New Haven, March l5t, ls59.-li2
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DIR. j. HOSTETTER,S

CELEBRATED STOMACH BITTERS
But that class who themselves To literary
and other seentary pursuits and in a want
OF physical exercise become the victims languor and de-
for some nvgorating, egivng medicine whose effects
shall be both speedy and permanent Physicians of emf
nence, and profoundly acquitted with the requirements
the human frame, commend H0STETTER'S BITTERS the
safest and swtest smulant the ecuperaye
the system discovered 1t restores the appetite gives
fresh vgor to the digestive sends the
the veins with lively tendency 10
depression Of spirits, and fits transaction of
business with cheerful heart and active mind Unlike
other medicines which have been devised the same
the BITTERS do not act spasmodcaly, with tempo
powerthe influence Of the remedy is lasting And II
patient will but give attention to securing proper
ercise after the relief has been Afforded he need fear no re-
turn Of the affection. The debility natural to the
mens OF years upon the bodily frame also aeyate bv
this great strengthening medicine thus enabling the aged
pass their declining days in physical they are
now suffering from extreme weakness and To
this venerable class Of people, HOSTETTER,S BIT
TERS may be commented as Invaluable The proprietors
OF this inyigoraor have in addition deep qualification in
assuring NURSING MOTHERS that they will find the BIT
TIERS the best and safest Of restoaves Very med-
cnes sanctioned by physicians proper be
tered during the period Of nursing and this obtained
universal preference.
Those who desire to purchase this great remedy for
Dyspepsia and Debility should remember precise title
Hostetter's Celebrated Stomach Bitiers. ii
Is put in quart bottles, with the name DIR. j. HOS
LETTERS STOMACH BITTERS. blown on
the bottle and also stamped cap covering the coL
These things important account of the numerous
counerfeits now In the market
~ Prepared and sold by II0STETTRR SMITH pi,,s
burgh, Pa and also sold by all druggists grocers and deal
America and Germany. - ~
Sold by l. N. TGRN, Brateboro and by dealers eve,v
where, O-wEEKs POTTER, BOSTON,
lso"yii General Agents