Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1859-04-01
RaiscrIIancous Ttrms.

Mr.. Iaul Morphy is TO return TO America
about the middle Of April.
IY Most kinds Of roots and bark are now
used as medicines except cube root and the
bark Of dog
~ If misfortune comes into your house,
be patient and smile pleasantly, and it will
stalk out again, for it can't bear cheerful COM
pany.
A PosER.-'It's not proper for You to play
at school, my dear, to-day. for it's Sunday
~ know it. mother replied the little puss
"but it's Sunday School I'm playing
~ In a recent fight in California between
lawyer and doctor, both armed with broad
swords, the lawyer cut off the doctors left
hand, and the doctor gentoelly amputated the
lawyers head. Sharp practice!
~ It is frequently asked If Sickles is
guilty, what is Butter-worth; One sharper
than the rest says From twonty-three to
twenty-five cents per pound Smart
p A thrilling tragedy was enacted at
Bangor Me, the other night An honest
Scotch shoemaker discovered his wife and
perfdious neighbor as they should not be, and
instead Of killing them on the spot dragged
them to a table and compelled them TO sign
confession, with an agreement TO pay the cx-
peuses Of procuring divorce.
GErrrNc RID OF Az Eyr1.-Av very bright
boy Of my acquaintance had received the gift
of a bow and arrow He was perfectly de-
lighted, and standing on the broad door step,
was searching for some proper object on which
to try his skill as a marksman. At length he
cxclaimed
Now | wish Satan would heave in sight,
for then I'd shoot him dead, and he would
never 90 any more 9arm Inns surely was
la'So pA'''o'l '----'i'S' o'y'""'3'
"Pa." said. the other morning at breakfast.
one of our lisping prattlers, who is fond of
eggs. and who has heard her eldest sisters
translatiug English phrases into French
"Pa. what is French for an egg We re-
piled, IAN egg is az oauf' "Well. said she
Immediately. Fan egg is not enough for me
this morning. for ! want two ~
Tr,t. p,nrr ro., ,c ,,,ir;o, .t.a4 eve p;-
.r',, lir,i,, ,,,,ro or,,,,is-
i,b,,r.,. ,,,,ro r, ,,,,,i;.,. ,,,,, ;,,,,,,r,,-t
b;.torr' a,1 e,,sr s+-,;,s - ,ootr, .rd ,l,-
o,,rce tL,, c,r hs orll.otod c.o3. all ott,,r
books in ,ybotoyor o,e or lan,,a,,o tbev NAV
have been writteu.-Sr William Jones
~ Tho lady do,rr a. Foirbo,ts vul,ro
who bop,ht, IN Jross of a ,odlor tbc otber
J,v Gov S1c tho,,,bt sbo Jro,o m oroot Inv
,,,;n yr41 sbo lo.rrod tl,ot ono or bor rs;,,b-
b,r. bo,,.,b. ono ar tbo sorro r;oco f,r ali -
5oI S;nco ,bo, Lor co,, f. dorco il, ,,odlors has
d,n~ocia,od IN ,,ro-cr,;or ss Ala tbd s;l. which
sl.a ,0rcbaseJ
lIoral-yben Won are offered n great bar-
,,,;n tbo ,alno or v,bicb von Lnow no,Iing
sbont bpt which Won are to Get at half price
..boin, vo,," ,1o,t ao,' do :, - Caz1,1oa;aa
uelhg YOU -""H 90" 40 -Dttteto"'u"'
~ When Peter Sinclair, the Scotch tenn
perance orator was IN providence, he passed
a day with DR.. Wayland Now Peter had
been lecturins to the little folks OF the city of
Roger Williams, and the Doctor invited him
~. 'S,o,' 80 MS eo.u'' - 'ne en,n . ~,',n %
Al n, ro,cbi,o tho Ioct,ro-roor, ~ tho
F;rst Rartist Cbnrcb tbo Doctor ;nr;,od bir,
tonr,-ob .p,'tT .,,,,,,,, ,,roo,t, so;d potar
Il b.,o -, ticorso " ,o, cor, ,,ro.ob
,,d ,.;lI l;co-so cor, ~ l,,,3 ros,,o,5ad tbo
Doc,or sr,o rrol;ro;ror,, sor,'icos bo;r,,, o,.or
,bo Dac,or i,tr,.l,,csI b;s ,is;tor to ,bo ordi
.rco s,,ir,- .Onr bro,hor Sincla;r M Scot-
land Ecensc hin, 70 ,,ro,cb tbis o,.erir,,,
Nv HAT ! We EARNLD.-Mr' DO Nmtehall'
OF Columbus. formerly treasurer OF the state
was rough Joker' even IN ms once.
some twenty years ago a Neraaht memoer
OF the General Assembly called at the state
H.. ,,at r'', Ja ,,on n.a,,t =, aoid Wi;,o
hall
Myvou do,,. L,o,, ,, said tl,, o,o,,,lor
..I4oy, 40 ,,, s,,,,,,r. oar, ,,o, ,'c,, ,,o,,o,
tbor n yo, do,,t tpo,,. -
myvon ,lor ,,a, ,, .l,o,t ,,Lo, baro
.,.,e5
.F,,.o.,J p, so;3 v-bi,ob,u ..r,pxy,i yor
or,. ,,,,,,l,,.r ~ tb. lo,;sIa,,ro ,i,,t yo,,
and If tbofs What vou want can nav Won o,I.
.,vbat you've eqr,cd' worry easv RAN ,ivc
tt;s member bo, Ten doHar co,,pterfe3 bW
,r..,.e had u I,,,, ~ summit fOb;o1 Re,oo,,
~ One OF the Missouri legislators recent
iy gaVe vent to the following patriotic ana ell
=. Va ~, .,o.,4lo-ror, ,.a,,. T.. NOM s,,
1o,r .,,l t,,,,7o s,' .,,,,, os A., l,o r,,rctasod
a.,t,,,,;n of l,,,,;,,,, tho So, ,.,rr;s,.,
ad br onr ons,,,ioss Eorh;d il Ieror,iab ,
no ,'o,, ,,,rt tho iost;,,,tons ~ ,,o,,r stato
dnced to tbe condition oC oF,irs o,yay down
:, c., ,,.h,ra' ,l,-,,a.;,, oors;s4s ,r ,,.o
ovorsoers and ono nigror A tho noet saws
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