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The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11
II H e PHO M q e n
will be issued every Friday, at Upper SEN
dusky, O.,$2,0 90 peannum, or 81 so IN ADVANCE
0DE~E>IGH
ONaMAIN STREET, FIVE DOORS
NORTH OF THE RAILROAD.
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Permanent Advertisers, by special agreement,
at the following rates, payable quarterly:
One square, months, without change. z, ,5O.
Two squares 3 months, without change, 4,0O
Three squares 3 months, without change, S0U
Four squares months, without change. 500
Each additional square, per quarter, -. 100
Notice of the final settlement of Estates, so
cents each. ~
All advertisements must be paid in advance.
Attorneys will be holden for the price of insert
ing legal notices handed in by them. Publish.
ers not accountable for the accuracy OF legal
advertisements beyond the amount charged for
heir publication. er ..e
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11

E~In certain school where the
scholars were parsing. the word waif
occurred in the sentence. The youngster
who was up, bright-eyed little fellow,
puzzled over the word for few minutes,
and then as a bright idea struck him, burst
out with, 4 can parse it; positive, waif;
comparative, wafer; superlative sealing
waxp fl
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11

A ToAsr.-An exchange says that the
New England Society Of Minneapolis, in
Minnesota, had a celebration on the 22d
Of December, and the following is one Of
the sentiments offered: b ''i'9
"THE LIVE YANKEE.-He's a drivin'
his keows to pasture oil over the Cont
nent; keepin' school in Australia; peddlin'
hCerry Pectoral in China; playin'
"Yankee Doodle" in Japan; openin' a
land office in Arizona; kissin' Queens
everywhere, and maxim himself at home
generally without invitation"
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11
SOME ONE SAYS OF THE NEwsPArzR.-

SOME ONE SAYS OF THE NEwsPAPzR.--
"salutary as the physician. edifying as
the parson, refreshing as the morning
dew, fragrant as the flowers, and pune-
tual as the milk man, drops in upon tho
vacant or weary man, morning or even
ing-the daily newspaper. A great in
stitutionl Mighty product Of the toll OF
editors. reports, correspondents and COM
positors!'' fnos a, .a,.ia..t
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11

D EE One Of the deacons Of certain
church asked the bishop il be usually
kissed the bride at weddings.
."Always," was the reply. n .HqA
"And how do you manage when the
happy pair are negros!" was the next
question. .l ~ .,s ~. ta.'t6
elm all such cases" /" replied the bish-
op, "the duty Of kissing is appointed
to the deacons." ~ J 'ssue4- .'-i- 81
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11
A Good Excuse.

The Pittsburg Republican tells how
Col. Brown was induced to excuse tho
young lady from waltzing with him.
Col. B. is good looking and famous
dancer-patronizes all the country balls
'adores' the rosy checked, unsophisti-
Gated country girls. A. a,lats bali on
the frontier, some one who was present
says, the gallant Colonel approached .
blushing damsel. and asked her to waits.
when she replied: NO. I thank you l
don't like to waltz, it makes me puke.'
The Colonel surrendered, wilted.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11

70 EEBell and White, for being concern
ed in the Coshoctsn Treasury robbery,
have been bound over to the Common
Pleas Court, for trial. in sums Of 8 10, 900
and Sc, 600 There seems to be but
little doubt of these parties being the rob-
bers,-State Journal. Pc! '7i si'''-
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11
~If the reader ever went "a sleigh
ing" he will appreciate the following:

ing" be will appreciate the following:
Sweet Susie Blair! my pretty one!
Pm sure you must remember,
If not for love at least for fun
The sleigh ride in December,
When all the bellies and all the beaux,
In spite of frosts would 70 forth
And squeeze beneath the Buffaloes,
Each others hands, &c.
How brightly streamed the northern lights
Above the snowy ridges! s
How pleasant were the winter nights,
Observed from country bridgesl
Where "toll" is sought with such address,
Mid laughter, fun and fattery;
And lovers feel, amid the press,
Each others hearts, etc.
It's very singular and queer
Ofall most mad devices,
Levels fire should burn SO bright and clear
On fuel formed on ices;
And yet we know its flames, indeed,
Most brilliantly will glow forth,
Wheu famed behind flying steed,
Hid under furs, &c. .....
Pm sure you mind the village inn,
The supper and the revel,
How in general dim and din,
Love shot his arrows level,
And don't forget how Harry Kid,
Embraced you in the buttery;
You kissed his lips-I know you did,
And he kissed yours etc.
And when the forfeits were all paid,
How one old maid resisted,
Until the younger ladies said, .+e
A prude they all detestet 4s.
"Detest" she cried-the Ancient Ann,
Her modesty to show forth,
I'll never yield to any man,
"My virgin lips" &c.
The wintry winds, the homeward way,
Blew chilly in our faces, 0af
But underneath our furs we lay, 9I.a
All snugly in our places. '1
One girl upon the forward seat,
The pretty Nellie Satterlee.
Declared Jack Frost had pinched her feet,
And Billy Frost, etc.
Another, underneath her robes,
Tho hu fin fons bor dvaccoo
Fair Patience, with attendant Job,
Detected in caresses,
sprang up with angry, blushing face,
Her innocence to show forth,
But showed her curls were out of piece,
Her collar gone, &c. .
And then the parting at tho door.
Its tender mutual blisses!
Sweet lips from their abundant store,
Gave to the poor-in kisses! ..,-..
The parting word-the long embrace
Cupids most dangerous witchery,
Brought fire to many boyish face, ..
And raised sweet hopes, etc.
Dear Susie Blair, save you and I, HF
Of all that load of merriment,
No other pairs are left to try
Loves latest best experiment,
And when the coming SHOWS are spread,
Our mutual hopes shall glow forth,
May Hymcn bless us when we'er wed,
Increase our joys, DC. t0a
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11

w"Mr. Smith, you said you ofticia'
ted in pulpit--do you mean that You
preached?"
"No sir; I held light for q man that
did" ~
"Ah! the Court understood you didsr'
emily. They supposed that the discourse
came from you?"
"No, sir; only threw light on it"
"No levity. Mr.. Smith; sit down."
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11

wAn honest farmer was invited 10
attend party at the village Squires ono
evening, when there was music, both 70.
cal and instrumental. On the following
morning he met one Of the guests. who
said:
"Wel. farmer. how did you enjoy your.
self last night? Were not the quartsttss
excellent?
"Why, really, sir, ! can't say" said hs
.for didn't taste them but the pork
chops were the finest I ever ate.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11

egA scientific gentleman sftsrssarsA'
ing diligently for the cause efths Posasss
blight, has arrived at the conclusion that
IT is a rot.ts- tory movement Of the earth.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11

wIt is announced, in an exchaass,
that Mr.. Rarey has been married soslsss
Susan Wild. The Rmeys have q pssu'
liar faculty for tanning anyshingi ssx.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11

IT HEb best article Of Brown Sugar in
L Upper Sandusky for sale at the I
s,a. One price ready pay STORE.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11
How the Devil Lost.

The Devil bargained for the soul Of q
young man. The Devil was to furnish
all the money YoungAmerica could spend,
and il be did not spend it as fast as it came
bis soul was the forfeit. For several
years Young America kept ahead Of tho
Devil by the aid Of women, wine. horses,
ETC., but The fiend made a large deposit
with him, which it seemed impossible to
get rid Of. Young America, as . last re-
sort, started newspaper. The Devil
growled at the bill at the end Of a quarter.
was savage at six months, sad at nine,
and owned up "dead broke" at the end
Of year. The newspaper went down
but soul was saved.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11

ET "Dennis. Darlint. Ooh, Dennis.
what is it you're doing?" 5g,ssI
"Whist, Biddy. I'm tryiu' an expert
mentP' y.....
Murder! what is i'll"
"What is It. did you say! Why, ha
giving hot water to the chickens ! am.
SO they'll be after laying boiled eggs."
EVI Irish Mother.--"Arrah Johnny,
and where have ye been so long?"
Native Son.--"Why me and the rest
of the boys has been licking an Irish.
num-" A''a l9f-
M.--"Wait, ye spalpeen. till yer faith
er gets home--you'll be after catching
it!'
Sob you be blowed! That's the
man we've licked. '' 'o" '
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1859-03-11

Dear Susie Blair, save you and I, TF
Of all that load of merriment,
No other pairs are left to try
Loves latest best experiment,
And when the coming SHOWS are spread,
Our mutual hopes shall glow forth,
May Hymcn bless us when we'er wed,
Increase our joys, DC. 41u
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1859-10-27

famed scar IN the imperial tran ana next morning. after
due demonstration on the part Of the people, the Emperor
and Empress left Paris We stopped or two places
route and arrived here at eight in the evening
Nothing has TRANSFERRED regards the China expe
don the fact that the London Spectator asserts that
the forces Of France will be held back unless England
promises to Join the Congress. You will bear in mind
that mentioned that such the probable intention OF
this government in my last letter. #E v
The dealings Of diplomacy ever enveloped in mys
terry but was there such example OF the fact
10 now presented by the Conference at Zurich few
days since the French government received from
fs representative at Zurich that the next day the signing
Of the peace would take place. Since then no con,
Armation has been received Of any such action
on the part OF the Conference and now am assured
by those usually well informed that further delay must
take place. but that all will be settled by the 18th or 2Oth
Of the month Until then continue TO conjecture
and surmse as to the settlement Of the affairs Of Central
Italy The late event at Parma will doubt act ns q
spur to those diplomats that been keeping the aen
ton o. all Europe rvctted upon them for months
troops are to join the Popcs forces, facing those
the legations r. .4a. -
The military league of Central Italy is each day as
increasing and under the firm and able command OF Go.
ncras Fan and Garibald change for the better taking
place in the condition and effectiveness Of the troops
already under officers will longer be selected
by chance, General Fant having established school
for officers at Modena am acquainted with Italian
from him get constant and reliable Information
regards political and religious matters in that portion Of
the ny sa vs n s s. over 200
the last ten days These for the most part young
men OF intelligence and belong to respectable families
Great agitation regns veneta especially in the districts
near the Pp The OF Garibald influences every one
and the AusriAns to much dread a rising Of the
people Deserters from the PontHcai army are swelling
the ranks the Army Of the League The pontca nav
IL high but still the descrtions frequent that DEN
Kaer matter, the COMMANDMENTS Chief Of the Papa forces
IL obliged take unusual precau,ion, and double his
patrols
We hear nothing Of great importance from Morocco
gave the fact that the English government is doing Mi in
iis rover urge the new Moorish Emperor to accord
satsfncton the Court of Spain An English aec, 10
cruising on 6ibrnfar but u now assertaned beyond
doubt tina, French feet s also cruising abont thcra c
what purpose i6 as yet unknown. ~
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1859-10-27

binet OF the Great Povvcrs
ING ohoWing IS the text Of the memorandum addressed
py e sardnan government 10 its representatives ut the
courts o. Paris London, Berlin and St. Petersburg.--
uoxs,.r. TURIN, Sept Is, 1883.
OF the Assemblies OF Tuscany Modena ana Parma as well
as we answer which the King, august master, made
W tne dcpuatlons sent by those Assemblies.
IN the presence Of such important events as those OF
wch Central Italy has been the theatre the Kings go
verBcn considers itself called express its views
clearly on the present stuaton and 10 call the most ser
Gus attention OF the Cabinets OF the great Powers facts
which probably are without precedent In history.
When Austria, in the month OF April last suddenly put
ting an end TO the diplomatic discussions which were go
ing on and breaking the formal promises given TO En-
rope, invaded PIEDMONT all Italy understood thai the
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1859-10-27

umeS by moonlight NOT long AFTER the captain came
saying he had few minutes his DISPOSAL we started
off for walk and talk matters and things general
We had not got fairly under way when grafr voice
berth with US. you must be stirring
"Many thanks" replied, "but have
promised TO return to Southampton by the last train
With profuse Acknowledgements my host and hostess
set about descending by the same series Of ladders TO
the very depths Of the Great Eastern. Show light
there, below" were the captains last words Aye,
aye sir responded ready jack and by the aid Of relay
entered and thence descended still lower to the wheel
guard OF the little steamer waiting for us.
When ] got upon her deck ! turned round and
Though the last, II was not the least of the
Shocks may call them, had that day received from
my cursory view Of the Great Eastern. The moon
still shining best and felicitated myself as sat
down. upon still another sensation In surveying the pro-
portions Of this methegarum Of the heavens little
vessel receded from her In crossing the bay What
my surprise to discover in moment, that roll
ing, tumbing pitching about in fashion to remind
me, old salt as was, that still mortal, and
sudden conviction me that had eaten rather
| too heartily For very shame, would not throw away
my segaf nut quietly ceased smoking II. looked at
the Great Eastern that seemed unconscious Of move
ment as the island beyond but all the admiration had
intended 70 bestow upon her forestalled by gddi
ness that made me moraze upon the mutabty OF hu.
man conditions This udcrous change from the back Of
an elephant, as il We're to that Of rocking horse de-
monstrated rresistby all the difference M sca beteen
large vesseia small To suppose that the Great
Eastern will never roll liz absurdty for the Atlantic
when thoroughly aroused would toss about continent
but il equally certain that when such steamers as the
Canarders vaniy struggling in the rough embrace
OF the angry seagod, the Great Eastern would move ma
iesticaly by wondering what allied them.
AS we went wheeling and staggering along, got into
conversation with gentleman had been introduced to
by Capain Harrison He the engineer OF the Great
Eastern and had taken the place Of the unfortunate Bru
mel Amongst other things referred 10 the launch the
Leviathan and the difficulties that attended it.
sYesn he said, ait an unfortunate affair. Mr..
Prunels death dates from period. The anxiety and
labor, consequent upon that trying ordeal, broke him
down"
"why did he check the ship" asked, "when she was
under way2''
ITO prevent the most serous Consequences he re-
pied. "Ihe worEmen were seized with such emotion
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-10-07
). D. wADswORrH anil 10 other..
srATE OF MAINE

ONToRp. -. At the term Of the court of COM
"a Cpnni.siIuers. holden At Pdris, IN ani lor
the County ofONf,rl, pn the twentieth lay Of
September, \. u. 1859, by adjournment from
fret Tus.d,y ~ September, 4. u. 1859.
Upon the brcgoiuy pe,itiJn. satisfactory eyi
Deuce htcipg been received that ihs petitioner.
arr rcspIn.ihe, and that inqui into the merit. II
their application y cNpelient, IL ~ ORDERED.
that the County Commissioners meet ~ the dwell.
lrg h,use pf SlnI.l ID. Wai.wouh, in llimm,
~ s,iI County Of ONiofl, on Friday. the eight
ctuih ily of Npvcmbar neNt. nj tea O'Clock, An.
dbl thence proceed h view the route mrnti 1ned IN
ing petition; im ned 'itrly after which view a hear.
ing Of the parties an1 witnesses will bc hal AZ s0e
convenient place in the vicinity, AID such Other
meislgc. taken IN the premise. a. the Commission.
er. shall judge proper. An It !. farther Ordered
that notice Of the time, place AL purpose oi the
Colnmissioners' meeting aforesaid b. given u al
pcr-ons aud cnrpnntipps interested by causing ~
attestcd copy Of sid petition aai th. order there
ON 10 h. scryci on the clerk of he town Of Hiram,
anil also posted 10 three public PLACES in said
town, and pubshel three weeks sucressiVely in
the Oxford Democrat a newspaper prinlc az Pa
Iis IN said county Of ONfrd the first Of .ail pub
licp,ioas anil each of ih- other notices, % H.
made, served and posted AZ least thirty days be.
iere slld time II meeting, To the eni that all per-
sons and corporations may then all there appear
and shew cause Il any they have, why the
prayer of said petitioner. should not b. granted.
Attest; SIDNEY PERlIAM, Clerk.
A true copy of laid petition sod order of Coat.
Attest SIDNEY PERilAM. Clerk.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-10-07
Further from England.

Bolton, Eng, June 4. 1850.
Messrs. Perry Davis 4 Sou,
Sirs,-l have very grctt pleasure IN recom-
meniiug your medicine. vas suffering Few
weeks since with a complaint called Bronchitis.
and cpuld scarcely take any bod. | was recon.
meuded 10 Try your PAS kiLLtR. and after Ia
king f,w doses, I Was completely cared.
Yours rcsp'y, TITS. WILKINSON.
Psi have recommended the same ipedi-
che o. nan, of nv FREUD. or dif rcaI complaints
ani IN every Instance IL has hal the desired e.
icct Of dong good. 4. W.
Manchester. Eng, iiay 81, 1859.
llaving tested thr nedicinr calei PAiS Kit
LTN, manufactured hy rery Davi. & Son Of
Providence. IN the U''trl Stairs, have much
PLEASURE IN speaking o' ~ grcst efficacy ant use
fitness. Tspyclr 80 I vas dieniy afflicted
With p1iuiil internal disease. uhen a freud of
miae, (who hal jusi returned iron the States,)
seeies nv anguish, gave me a srnll quantity of
Pain Killer which h. hst brough, with him and
which took Internally. n be directed. The re-
bet va isinedi,tr, AMI - satisfied was ! &c IL
yaipc AZ medicine. thai inn-d laiely sent over
90 New York ior halfa dotrn oft,c large bottles,
aai am ihsnkful ~ say u has pr,Nei tn NV IAN.
u, anil a. others Nh, have usr ". of iaesi,nshle
value. ani rvlicfto aln,t 40 kiris Of suffering
and psin. Yours rmly.
% n. u. MEAD.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-10-07

Jrpor DJrGlA, CONSISTENT. 10 HE
speech AZ Pittsburgh, Pa, on "Wednesday
Of last week De said
"Iwil tell you where The irieud'o G
popular sovereignty stand. and will tell
you where The advocates %! the Cincinnati
platform are compelled 10 s,and-thas Is,
70 resist any a;tsmr; On ibe para Of Con-
gres. % interfere with Slavery either IN New
Mexico or Kansas. Il the people Of Nsw
Mexico desire slavery aud saSo code,
they hav, right % it. IL Is their business
aud not yours. Il does not interfere with
your rights. aud you have nothing 10 say
about 10.
Il was on ihi, principle that Judge
Douglas stood by and saw a brother senator
Knocked down and beaten, and RETAINED
from interfering. least his motives should
be misuuderslJyd, aud lis principles Of
non.intervsntiUn BE- mi,interprcted. Mr..
Douglas has very ancient authority for the
POSITION De occupies. lie j. n1th's broth
S's keeper then why should bo interpo'C
10 .s,s him from the hand, OF ruihlus aud
spoller,? National Era.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-10-07

OrsrEEs. The New York oys,crmen
came across dcposi, Of oysters, few days
.in,s, IN Huntington Bay, unheari Of in
the history Of New York oyster fishing.
This bay !. 50 situated TIA, Tor long time
the spawn from bed in another locality
wa, swept across il. and became attached
90 thc cJbblcsions bottom. The deposit
has never bern suspected, and the quantity
Pr, lucod i-cnormou,. The bay is toll OF
vessels Of al descriptions. A million dol
ars worth have already been taken out.
The fishermen LAY that At present rate the
supply vii, s5ja 30 exhausted. though mos,
OF those engaged will make \ handsome SUN
cut OF IT,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-10-07

The Toronto Leader says THAT ccntu.
~ Of British dominion has done next to
nothing towards tho absorption Of the
French Canadians. Though Lower Canada
svarms with colleges, there /, not one in
which the EsgIr.h language is made par,
Of the couu.e. I, is absolutely and univer.
sally Ignored" Tho Acadian settlers in
Aroo.,oSs County, in this STATE, miln,liu
their language and customs, a, thorough.
ly asao the French in Canada.
A man who, previous to the crisi. oflS57
was partner in large house in Paria. do
ms business OF more than $1,000 600
Per anuum, has recently enlisted as a clerk
in New York dry goods store.
Mrs. WIN. p Dana. OF Perry Me-, has
preserved and pat up during the pas, sea.
-on ifiy.seven hundred pounds Of strawber-
uss.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-10-07
STATE OF MAINE.

OXFORD. $40 the Hon. County Commission
ers within aad ior s,il Caia,y IL ONf,rd.
VoUIl petitioners. inhabIant. of Rurnford
i Andoyer. ioSbuy and vicinity, in said
County Of Oxford. w,lld handy represent that a
public highway u much nealed, commencing at oI
near the dwelling. house ~ En-. Abbott. N Rum
io'd ia SAID Caan,y Of Oxford. and theaoe by
stephen Abbou's dwelling house 10 said Rumiofd
and thence over hnd Of Joseph u. Andrews, stu.
aird in Andnvrr in said County, tn the ruid At 90
near the dwelling house Of Leanari H. Morse N
HoNbafy in aid Couaiy Ut ONiarh, ani wonil re-
quest that sail Commissioners, after doe notice u
the prsmises would proceed 20 locate sah road
or highway. a. prayed Zoe. or aay part 81 SAID
rad ur highway. anl make any di.oosiiauanoe o.
h = same n may seem right NJ Just.
JOSEPH u. ANDREWS and 81 Others.
Dated at Runiorl. August %, 1859.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-10-07

CHERlFF's SALE. oxroRD, SIS, sepiern.
- ber IS. 1859. By virtue uf an execution
which Issued on Judgment IN favor of Matthew
robin aud Joseph Tobis against lIaleti Ridley
at the August tern, A. u. 1859, Of the Suprcne
Judicial Court Cor the County Of Oxford. have
taken all the right in e1uiiy which the aid Hal
let Ridley had, on the eighteenth day Of January,
4. ID. 1858, the day when the same was attached
on the original wit, To redeem a certain mortgag.
ell real estate hing in the town Of Byron. being
the same premises mougaged by the said Ridley
10 DAVID kimbiil. by deed dated September 18th.
1851. aud recorded with Oxford Records, book
II3. page 255. And on Saturday. the 6lh day Of
November next, at one o'clock. y. W., NJ the
store Of Charles A. Kimball, IN Runford, shall
oler Tor sale TO the highest bidder. by public aue'
'ion, said right IA equity ol redemption.
JOSEPH l.. COLBY, Sheriff.