Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1859-01-20
Letter from tLe OIsbandsa volunteer,
sArxr NrckAl.As Ho4TrL, Jan. IS, 1859.


Etl9yturs ofthe Sunday IimGs:
| don't bleye a Sepoy hates the East Ingy
Kumpany mOre'n dcspisc all kinder humbugs.
1t docs uIe rs mulch good to see EN- tiZzil out
as it did the late long legged John Randolf to
kicks sheep. Accoldinly, my material antipodes
is amazingly tickled to speritalism in state
Of spontanus combustshin. Its mOuntebank
perfessers is gettin lade on thar baX evrywhars.
Wun meium, who portended to receive postum
merous picters from the CRATE masters in the
luther wurld, hes he'd brush with the seen pain
ter who dun EN- up, and ben hauled over the
Goals for not forking out; anuther, ieemaie
sperrit racer, as hes ben shayin the gTcen-hOrns
| in this city considabul, hes ben tuck up for
sDerritin away dinner napkins Onder skellington
Skearts; anuther sister hes made sum ortul dis
closhurs obout the way marrid opPyTaters pitch
inter thar ribs; and anutheT. the husband OF the
last mensbint, promises to sho up the proneSas-
| sy of the hull sistem throo that wundeTtu two
| cent mejum, tn, New York Herald The privit
srkils, as Gste to git dispatches from all the
different spears wunst a week, is said to be regaT-
| " stuck, and the nippin and tutchin onder the
tables, witch created so mulch excitement
amung the yung men arter the lights was order
ed out, hes 6ecum setch matter OF coarse that
they don't keer about it. Se"rai lady meJums
| of my ackwainInnce hev infOrmt me, in conf
donse, that thar power is mutch weekend. Wun
in partickler, who, not long ago, could dror
man outer wun room inter anuthcT by jest pint
| in her finger at him, or regardin him with a
steddy gays, informs me she hes purity Iputch
lost her attractin inAewence. She he'd the vary
lied Orfuly last winter, attribits 1t to that
Afore then, accorCiin to her own statement, she
was continually entranced, but sense her distig-
germe the sperrits hev kicked outer the traces.
Mebbce her departed fresdS don't recognise her.
In pint of fact, spiritalism is played out in
this markit. 1ocj0or PeFdree, as the Parishin-
erS say-witch means, we hev he'd too mulch OF
| n A.. H.
is gone by. Even Judge Edmunds appears to
be gettin outer the fog; and ex.Sennytur Tall
nudge, who made setch buzz about his con-
yersashins with the ded vile ago, is as silent
as last years muskitter. The Reverend Mister
Harris continues, l persoom, to transmit the
latest intelligence from the seventh hevin, as
ushil; but, as nobody on airth ken understand
nuther good nor harm. Mrs. Hatch IS the
primmer donna of the spiritual boards at pres
sent, and is playing to moderate houses at nj
teen cents he'd but, eff she hedent goldin har
and bloc eyes, and warnt suPpyrated from her
husband bekase he denide her fannil, and
cetcry, surprise she wouldent dror expenses.
line inclined to think that the stars in her COM
plant agen the maskerline Hatch for ill-treat-
ment he'd thar inhewincc. Commisseratin pee
pull is materially ankshus to see purity woman
that hes eXpercnst setch treatment from her
"kumpanyen''-T bleve that's the name for
LOT u nuSOanu IN Tue oeo IuHE"luS--us Neh Oe
better imagined this way
than described in ornary print. Eff Dektn
Hatch hopes to rekivcr his balance as a
public man, he must exPlaue away them
stars to the satisfackshin of his wife's sa-
tellites. otherwise, hees a conner. Perhaps
the originality of prefacin attax on the Chris
tan relidjun with prayer may be wun OF the
attrackshuns to Mrs. Hatch's lectoors; for thars
setch hankerin arter novelty in this city, that
f Satan was to announce that, on Sunday even
ing next, he would deliver discourse at the
Academy in defence of his conduck to our first
parents, and put the tickets at soul piece,
hafe New York would be bound to be thar.
Ennyhow, spiritalsm, wot thar is LEFT of it, is
very mulch indicted TO Mrs Hatch. Its light
must have ben extingwished long ago. If she
hedent KEEP it on the kwiver; and now, if she hes
PRECEDENCE cnaff to keep the breach open atwixt
herself and Mr.. H., She may make fortin
outer its flickerins afore common sense blows
it out
Animal maggotism-a sorter cuzzin German
to spiritalism-is skarsly heerd on now. Spir-
italism tuck the shine outer it afore it began to
sputter out itself Purity recently we shall hev
sum new hunbug on the tapes, no doubti and,
whatever 1t may be, thars no mistake about it
gettin po,kapine dig from the pen of
Yours, alius, A DIsBASDED VOLUNTEER