Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1859-02-03

~ Chicago is an Indian name. Sssi-
fying 1.-THE place o. skunks." Ell
- There is one good vie in he coon.
Try, snd every man thinks hs has her.
~ The hardest kind Of digestion Is Of
Ter eating ones own words.
~ A fellow who got drusk Or election
day said il was owing to his efforts 70 put
down party spirit.
~ Why IL q sig foot woman with b
by like certain outside garment? kazs
she is tal-ms.
~ An Illinois paper says there is q
man out there so dirty that the assessors
set him down as real estate.
"a Beware Of judging hastily; It is
better to suspend An opinion than to re.
tract an assertion. -ns .
49, or all the ills that flesh is heir TO,
the loss Of money is certainly one Of the
slovest malsdies in point Of recovery.
H6- 1t is announced, almost official,
that in the Spring, France will join Spain
in navy expedition against Mexico.
~ At Davenport potatoes are selling
1t 81 per bushel, and scarce At that. Here
they sell ut Is cents per busbel.
"a The woman who never interfered
with her husbands affairs SRI we'd in town
the other day. She 10 an old maid.
w 49," 49, -.
nounced by the superintendent Of the mint
worth nearly $50 per oupce.
-Barnum is delivering his lecture on
money making with such success in
England as to win a puff from the London
Times. 4@r s.."-# @+l-."4 ..#.
- The dentists of Indiana are about
to form State association Their sea
will be molar, with the motto, "We pull
together .- .~.s a.s"#s g.
@-There is very large amount Of
Chinese Sugar Cane Syrup being made in
lows this season. In some localities it is
selling for twenty FIVE cents . gallon.
~ "Wben thou art buying horse or
choosing wife, says the Tuscan proverb,
shut thine eyes and commend myself to
God"
~ The Chicago Democrat estimate.
the present population Of Illinois at 2.
100000. This estimate is based upon the
vote at the recent State election.
1kT The Independence Civilian is Of
the opinion that no less than fifty men
leave that village in the spring for the
Pixies Peak gold region.
~ 1t is hard work to teach peopl.
who can learn nothing without being
taught. There are too many of that d es
cription.
~ The Amazon river falls Blu. . foo,
in fifty miles; the Rhine, one foot in
quarter ofs mile the Loire, one 600, in
one and quarter miles.
~" The news Of the death Of the En-
percr Of Japan is confirmed. He died of
cholers, which disease was carrying Of
great numbers.
H. There is little giri, three years
old, giving Shakspearisn readings in New
York and ? boy Bsschs1-- ip s., La.,.,
"hat NEXT
rR- "Wbat object do You see ~
ihe Young man h"s'stsd for few tho,
msnts. and then replied: alt appears Ike
Jacsass' Doctor, but rather think II l.
s"'f s'a""".
s-t~ The goung lady NJ town who
burst :hto tears, the other dag. has been
put together again, aud is now wearing
hoops to prevent = recurrence Of the acyi-
dent.
I2' bella Sgnires, wIdo"er, married
Mary Cromac, widow, few days since,
IN iiar;ior4' CONNECTICUT. They comm
twenty seven children.
E'si~ rogue down south stole a lot o.
newspaper accounts, sad upon being dis
covered was sentenced to eat all which
could net b collected rs desperate debts
Guess he would have iuii stomach tor
once.
az1~An old lady desired her morser hal
u lo,A INTO a -four barrel that stood in the
corner, ard Iii Ter what he saw.
l he Old gentleman looked and thus All
sNcrel TO 4 L L NJ IT,
n.4A- The Democracy Of New Iiamp
shire have unanimously nominated Hon.