, 1859-02-16

Nifty to = low bsast ofa Indian be ant FORM
ed for Society. This don't signify to a Spot
ted Baby: be NUT formed for Society. l
! am."
Nobody naver aould make out what Chops
tlons with bis money. H Ind good ealary,
.town on the drum every Saturday as the day
come round, besides having the run Of bis
teeth-and be was Woodpecker to eat-but
all DEarfa are. The sarser Has little in
come, bringing him 70 many hali:pence that
he'd carry 'em, for week together, tied up
IN pocket handkercher. And yet be never
had money. And it couldn's he the lat Lady
from Norfolk, as was once supposed because
1t rtauds to reason that when you huse ami
grind your teeth at him to bis face, and which
can hardly hold you from Goosing him andE-
bic when he's going through his War-dance-
it stands to reason you wouldn't under them
circumstances deprive yourself to support
that Iodian in the lap Of luxury.
Most unexpected, the mystery come out one
dav at Egham Races. The Public was ahy Of
bein pulled in, and Chops Was riDgin his 1T
tie bell ont Of bis drawing room windsr, and
Wa2 snarl'n TO me over his shoulder Us he
knee1ed down With bis legs out at the back
door-for be couldn't be showed Into bis house
without kueeling down, and tue premises
wouldn't accommodate his 1egs-was suarlin
"Here's precious public for you; why the
Devil don't they tumble up ?" when man in
the crowd holds up q carrier.pigeon, and
cries out, " If there's any person. heze~as has
got ticket, the Lotter@s just drawed, and
tue number Us has come up for the great prize
il three, ssven, forty-tWo! Three, seven,
torty-t~o!" Twas givia the man to the Flu
ries myself for calling off the Puhllc'a atten-
tion-tor tho Public will turn away, at any
time, to look at any thing 10 preference to
tue hing showed 'em and if you doubt it,
get 'em together for any Individual purpose
On the face of the earth, aud send only two
people in late, 4ud see it tho whole company
ant far more intereRted in takin particular
notice of them tw0 than Of you'll say,
wasn't lest pleased with the man for calm
out, and wasn't hlessin him in my Own mind,
when sec Chop='s little bell fly out OF win.
der at old lady, and he gets up and kicks
his box over, exposin the whole secret, and
be catches hold Of the calves OF my legs. and
he says to NE, Carry me into the wan, To
by, and throw 4 pail Of wafer over. me or
I'm dead man, for I've come to my proper
ty!"
Twelve thousand odd hundred pound was
Chops winnins. He had bought q half:ticket
for the twenty, five thousand prize, aud it had
come up. The first use h. mad. Of bis pro.
prrty MAS to offer to fight the Wild Indian
Tor i've hundred pound . side, him with
poisoned daruin.needla and the Indian With
a club; but the Indian being in want Of back
ers TO That amount, it wept no farther.
Arter he had been mad for week-in
sta:e Of mind, in short, in which, if had let
him sit Oh the organ tsr only two minutes, l
believe be would have bast-bus We KEEP the
organ from him-Mr. Chops come round, ard
behaved liberal and beautiful to all He then
sent for young man he kaowed. IS had q
very genteel appearance and Was Bonnet At
gamiDg-booth {most respectable brought up,
father h2viu teen imminent In the livery
stable line hut un!ort'nate in q comAmcrcial
crisis through painttn old gray, giager~bay,
and sellin him with pedigree,} and Mr.
Chops said to this Bonnet, WHO said his same
was Normandy, which it wasn't:
"Nsrmandy, Pm going into society. Will
you go With me?'
Suys Normandy: "Do understand you,
Mr. Chops to hintimate that the 'slc OF the
expenses Of that move will he borne by your
seif!''
Correct" says Mr. Chops. "Aud you
shall bays 4 princely allowance too
CcncnsIon to mnr7uY