The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1859-10-01
s'srrial Advertiser.
VARIETY.
~s4r IS a command to go-ahead /,

! ID. year is a command to s0-ahead
=, de.ls in stale jokes like q stock
80 ' - depenIs on fun-dead property.
.an Irish laborer resemble -
'5sstee "a shanty-)
!, with wealthy lovers around her
p :. han anybody else; Because she
,-;ljcn-aires at once
Id cured BY Waikiki bathing, like
80, Because be is secured (sea-
Ike tailors Because he presses
,-.stest general of the age: General
that which is invisible, yet never out
ne kfter 1
. Ffsrence between man who keeps
.,o has uine walking sticks, Ans
-. and the other nine canes.
rbjeh every one can divide, but no
- il bIs been divided, Ans-wa-
!, siss has a round plum pudding Ans
q, rai outside
--;eularly uneasy on this point as the
ne boy stuck him on the end of a PIN
rated article of a burial society, lately
ne county Of -. runs thus: Where
=. ind it difficult to bury Themselves"
-oerally seen A wink from the eye
;ooih from the mouth Of the river
-ru from the bed OF the sea and q
Z. tosk Of fate
! u5E-ier in Paris is said to have offered
k, k,Rs.iEi's Joan Of Arc at the rate of one
l. note in the score The composer de-
q uIss.SuarlOS.-Why is e lady who, dress
1. rssnt extensively followed fashion, full
Irri.s Of meeting you in the a-eade-Cthe
I-sss,eI TO pause here, and take breath1
I Z North American Indians rushing to
/ inz-Because she goes to her engage
j rlhoOps
Il respect does to day. as compared with
k-lkri Mr. BInney- with the thermometer
[~snble certain hanimalx' Biddicombe
|ir be didn't know. s' Why said Bin
kr is head, I" 'tis very hevident that it's
Z siiier Of the Voltiguers, who in the bat
n.0 had his right epaulet shot away, and
z Of bis pantaloons pierced, writes home
cz that '' the enemy didn't wish to do
. I'm but what was right"
.sss, who are somewhat noted for their
sire, have issued an opposite caricature
ran Army. The soldiers are represented
sesis, commanded by officers with asses
< the generaI-in-chief has no head at all |!
u Reynolds being asked how he would
Ily in a painting. replied that he would
aan climbing over n wall at the risk OF
g neck, with an open gate close by,
"a ne might walk with ease and safety.
r Of an apothecary, at Winchester, ILL
,rry Of antimouial wine vas sold 10 the
!, communion II was quarterly meet
!. L was taken, and the effect was fright
,inx aher the French occupation of Milan /,
.ls rIst IIi ueen suppressed by the Aus
lasnr, re-appeared- One had been sup
years. and in the last number had prom
InclasiOn - CT n story IN the next True
the next, at the end Of Eve years, took
where it had been left of. and conclud-
= SIS side came of from the dock at
3 l., across the Hudson. to the Pultz
Eash tubs, four feet in diameter, padded
ithOat oars One Of the contestants cav
sgi tEo-thirds of the distance had been
1ai the other accomplished the feat in two
a. -.
writer says: I" In Amsterdam | saw n
y fellow walking arounddressed in black,
zsl hat on his head. from which Grape
lis heels, with short breeches, knee buck
K Stockings, and a short black coat, from
I Ehieh another roll Of Grape hung down
ID Upon inquiry, I discovered that ne
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