The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1859-08-03

Il so.f rrsxrdy, Farce.


r AMER Tragedy, Farce.
Thosas4rpriss Of The London press, ~ senn-
ING r~yscfmrs 20 thu ssat OF war, hasine ueen sN-s
its led by one Of the New York Journals, wne.sc Il
reprrss native was SO lucky as 20 get "a psi'an
rye visw's from mountain Top o. inc 9isas
tight Of .soffcrino, the New YORK rivai JONI
na,S afraid oil having the wind taken out Of
their. sails, commenced dispatcning, IN al
haste. sheir correspondents 70 Italy. Some OF |
them uss now on their way abroad, and Will |
arrive a. southampton or Hayre in time TO |
ind their occupations gone.
In the tttcan time, we observe THAT some Of |
the New York newspapers, NOT Represented al
soiferino. are peiting with missiles OF playful
tumor those journalists who snn fed the battle
afar on, ana hastened, like entsrprising sni-
tuyes, TO make Something OF the carrion The
New York Hsraid says Of y contemporary,
whom IL denominates the Hon. JEFFERSON
Brick, that she has crossed the Alps, rods In
diligence, been hungry and thirsty, slept
upon boards, suffered from feas, and all !"
give m ungra tefu. world an account OF q bat
tie which IL not appreciated" IL refers to Mr
Bucks account of what he calls "visinie''
cannonadins. and says, sit Is impossible 10
read OF his persona adventures without u
r.anulnr the field of carnage from the hill
which his friend, the Emperor of the French,
had Just left, or asleep at the cafe in Cas;igione,
like the soldier tired, in the popular song; OF,
hat in hand, tearing along the road TO Brescia,
in mornsntary expectation of the thrust Of an
Austrian bayone; in his hinder parts: or calm.
ly sitting down, TO still further mystify his
readers with his great geographicak know
la.. IA eIpida hp
roads, fcrtrcsses, water courses, &C., but the
natural inciinations and sympathies (what-
ever they are) of the rivers themselves, JEr-
PKRsoS BRICK is the same grand, gloomy and
peculiar individual"
In n style of its own, Figaro, the PUNCH"
Of Paris, has been cutting up the French cor
respondents In the Italian army most uniner-
cifuiiy 1t saws that NJ. ApoLPHE GIAFFr,
correspondent of the Paris Prssse) is the man
10 apply TO for precise information from the
seat OF war, aud that he begins TO outstrip even
the famous "Henri d udigief" correspondent
Of the Papis, and n special target of Figaro
1.-THE bellicose chronicIer who has had so
many shoes killed under him." Here are some
specimens of the general questions to M.
GIArrg, and his prompt and decisive respon-
SEES:
% General question-How do matters stand in the
sicgs Of peschiera.
late n.iInber Of the Presse
=. one side may be the mountain. of the
sky AT their foot lies the beautiful Lake OF Garda
wsich.iishsly swea It's indiso pillows; and. ia the
the fortifcatons oil Psschiera.'l
SECOND general question: Have there been
any ENGAGEMENTS between the besesers and be
fnlmcdiate reply Of, NJ Giaas, given in the
same letter with the above-.F rom the suburbs
may I've seen ,ratte spots scattered over u green
carpet then long veRoisish line, the sandy Dor.
.iers OF the Mncio still farther. amid the rietet
vapessNof the herizon the cupoa of the cathedral
Of Mantna EverswieIe isseresd gsee ,, carpet,
nhite smoke OF the bivouacs oil our army.
military men, says Figaro, ''are indebted
10 NJ. GIAPPE for important strategical infor-
nation. such as the white lines Of Peschiera
and the indigo waves of Lake Garda All
their lines are white, are they. All! the waves
are the color of indigo! very good, indeed! Ii
that's ths case, we have the A,lstrans in an
exceedingly tight place.
"Third general question--'W hat in the estimated
Dumper of Austrian troops defending Verona and
:Enbesitatins response oi NJ Gsiie, given in the
SAME arkable letter To the Presse-'lf window
sunabarned. frlshtfal counenance. on which the
Creator had traced the lines of beauty but the y
have rendered it iiideous The town is gray and
the houses eruinblin-, A wall pierced with port
enSeopss the Whole paee within ts ron on s
Fourth general question. How s the health of
the superior officers, wounded at the battle o, Sol
'Koply of M. Giafe, in the same letter: Seven
Journalists are crowded into cobblers shed, dis
few feet of infected earth to sleep, wrapped in .
mantle, amid old boots and dirty leather. All the
insects of creation have made engagement to
meet on the. spot In the morning you get up.
strsaked like so much porphyry, find lizards in
yoursinats, scnrpions Ia your pockets and punches
oil bed bus in your haIr.
Braro. There's capital correspondence from
the scat of wnr.'''
Figaro calls attention 10 the acute and pro-
found political observations upon the faces
which appear at the half.opened windows of
CayriaIia. = All the vicissitudes of the eli
mate have turned their original beauty into
ugiiness, have they 1t is Wei TO know that!
The Germanic Confederation will now pause
and reflect. Saxony will cool down Bit"
Then. in regard to the answer to the fourth
general question, Figaro let's off whole vclley
of sqnibs In the following:
Seven journalists! Oh, dear Was poor d'Au-
a ,s M Of es the i Ss
body aiso streaked like porph.rys Let us hope
ss hs M nc. way %
does not start for the scene Of combat without the
Sst ss al x md
two. i9r,s 81 Meats insect, externiinator, early
opo Il lie srsat Aadser has asS already
aroused the suInhe ring muse of poetry, and it is
said that Victor Hugo Is writing its history in
I'm nonaaf the famous dAudig ier late bulletins
to the Patrte does he give circumstantiai &C
d'Aud ,ier is modest. like Nurenne. Bs way Of re-
vcnse IN ms last he sends news scarcely less in
EUROPE as the. extraordinary revelations Of Nj.
Giafe. In the first place. the correspondent of the
that he has Just made frugal but healthy dinner,
composed Of onion sonp. tive young chickens, and
freely. The chicken Young AS they
YOUNG ever,eody s warranted IN hoping they
In the second place, the correspondent desc ibes
an excursion. IN wiiich. according to his own nm
dangers. He climbed 10 the summit OF Mount
Srose, Mhsnss may B. o5taned an eaiFe view Of
oiiicer q vAlny endeayored TO dissuadc d Audisier
from dndertakins this horribly periIous expedition
Md ~ the Side Of 50 his ss' ansa
very s6vere on shoe leather.
ass ss
sss ssS Il:
!. ,s he
ysbstsns from sverTins that he could have hit
ne Asttsn WIN stone n only declares that
diasrsst matter: However. the aneseits OF the
correspondent q sfe Paf,ss, ~ even th.pking OF
a. n &: s sa maas s NTH s1s
eral beiiet is that the would have been large
ono. .Alap: Unhappy Anstrisns. After the rified
eanYSoM of the French army, the measure Of your
misbaps caIue ncar running over, through thu to-
IneTtty OF Henri d 'Audisier.'
An Americans q Train :, in Paris.
a contemporary states that the late Fourth
Of July celebration in Paris was much enli-
vened by. The peculiar eloquenee of an Ameri-
can gentleman by the name Of TRAIN, who fol-
loyvad tina sppsch of the American Minister
Judge MASON, and among other things said,