Nevada national., 1859-03-19
bore

The above j. one Of numerous class 81
individuals, whose especial mission on this
earth. appears to hc that Of trying the pa-
ti.nce. moral 'oureg,. and christian iorhcur.
snce OF their fellow creatures Cow here We
will. the bore is seen TO De ~ith Vs. II. :ol-
lows Us as closely as au import nate credi-
cor or our shadow IN the sunshine: and thus
we go through the " orld with bore sticking
to us, like q tin pan to dog's tail We al
ways had an affinity for bores or bores had
for US, and we have often regretted that we
had not also the capacity TO bore some borcs,
as effec,ually as they bored US
The bore is generally person Of great
pretentions; he knows it all and then per.
sists in telling it to you, time and time
again. He expects yon to listen patiently
and say nothing except you agree with him.
He is seldom in a hurry, and never takes a
hint. You may tell him that you will see
him again that you are going after the Doc
tor. that your wife is sick. that the devil is
waiting for copy. or what YOU viii the bore
heeds it not; be has got you, and you must
grin and bare it;you must have that patience
which lis the virtue of an ass.'' that trois
beneath his burden ard Is quiet; like the
AEetc King. you NUT = lie while you are
stretched on burning Goals
The hores might properly he divided into
number uf classes. hut We will uuly at
tempt at present to give slight description
of our friend. Mr.. Sticac might Who ranks
high ss political bore: Mr.. Stickrmjighi is
always posted. knows every move Of every
politician in the county aud the state. Mr
Stickemlght is no politician himself. would
not have an Office unless 10y spOllaue1us
contribution OF the p"opla WAS forced upon
him: Mr. Stickemtig ght has always somc
mysterious secret TO tell, Lui it must 6e
strictly private and confidential: Nr. Stick
emtigbt il eVrt on the l0rk"ui fer the inter
eIi, or ihr pa'lio; III. .St,scm.i.I 'usr' g
many evil iH the .utur. The country T.
rstrrgrad'u. "a iEs csiiu ton q: NJ. Stiek-
emtighl: pur oiicills az s.aum.De currupt
politicians ar plotting treason aga,ust th'
government eGl Mr s'icl; a.isil in les
lafl hhr E'NNii ny as A'ta''f go ttt ttifutN
gu Il, h- aanis hem.
Hr Stickrwtigh. iauaras over The drpray-
iis shd corruption Of iIir times Mr. Stick
entigi.i i IA strong advocate o. the perp-tH-
iiy of ihis gi"rilus Uuior aud Ike opr H.
lusirious fCrrftihtrs +, f. rnN'ca- to immo.
late himself on the altar r liberty iu dcience
OF his country Mr. St.cA, mtirLi thinks ~
ough; To- have Cuba. tut i.ars itWuuld hc cy.
,rrm"ly unrlra-an' 10 =. iu q s'.iaAou i.;
j. ia fayor "t bdy.nE i 8. IL d:du'l cost aty.
thing. NJ. S-ickemtig' "a. is IN favor Of 10
man for Governor. MIR. S,.ckcn:igLiis ia ia
favor of the people rising a'd taking posse,
son Of the government Mr. Siickemtieht
hs. not ye, fully made up hi' mind in regard
to running for office hut thinks be will not.
unless be secs "a good cLnhee.
II any Of the friends Of Mr.. SlieSemti-h
sro in doubt a. to Nj. Stit kemtighi position
on the great roiit cal questions that are now
sgitating our country from centre 10 cireum-
fetnce. ne are at liberty 10 say that Mr.
S'it kemtight will take grca; pleasure 10 *.
plain maiisrs aud th.ng- to them in general
80 the fullest extent and satisfaction.