Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1859-01-05

DRAWING ISrERENCEs.-;l liked yOu
mon very much to day, with Il single :ccp on,
said worthy pastor to a minister who had oc-
cuped his pulpit a portion Of tic Sabbath.
'Well, what was the exception z"
Il think you used too many technical plra-
ses':
"Did III didn't think of it."
"You repeatedly spoke o.. drawing inferrnces.
Now that was Greek to nla.iy hearers"
"Ok, no. Most every one Of course knows
what we mean by drawing an inference !
"You are mistaken, brother, as sly, as You
live; do not believe one-half Of my ongrega-
ton would understand the pbrlse-'
.You certainly cannot be right
81 am; now there is Mr.. Smith," pointing
out man Just turning the corner from the
meeting house, "who is quito II intelligent far
mer; we will ovcrtake him, will ask him if
he can draw an Inference and do .ot believe
that he wiN understand nc"
Accordingly the two n.:histcr* Iu'"Eencu
/ their pace, and As they came up to &c al MI.
Smith his pastor said to him, ::
"Brother Smith, can you draw al. mi Z ice 3
Brother Smith, thus summarily lnteringated,
looked at lis pastor for some fifteen seconds
quite surprised and then rather lcstalingly
said,
"Well, don't know 'srose could, Eve
got pair Of steers that can draw anything 10
which they arc hitcLed-but shouldn't like to
on Sunday"
ATorculyG ISclDSEr.-A correspondent writ
inr from Philadelphia to the Louisville Democrat,
relates the following:
Whilst an aged and poorly clad f rale WAS ask
ing aims at the corner of Fourth md Chestnut
streets, a snart.looking young sailor passed with,
in few feet Of her. gazing intentlv for several
seconds on her haggard face. 81 approached
him, and extended herpalmn silence. instantly
his land found its way to his capacu"s pocket, and
when he drew ii out, it was filled with gold and
silver, which he forced her to take, saying:
There, good mother, take this you may a:
we'll have it us the land sharks. II eiast cruise
had out of New York found me with four hundred
dollars on hand but as the ncighb rs told me my
mother was dead, got Oh spree ith the money
-<pcut it all inside Of week, an then shippec
again
"Oh, sood-good sir! you air 10 kind to al
, old body like me. For your sake, | will take it
Oh YOU remind me ofmy poor so George, WIKI
shipped, and was drowned Oh, G' )rge-Georg
White! where are you now?'
George Whi,e!' hurriedly exclaimed the nov
excited sailor. " W ny. tNat M .lNlc iNH'
yoa--you ar. my mother"
With this he seized her i'll his arr aud carcss
ed her aiitctiona.ely, whilst the biz tears OF 10
ran down his Lronzcd cheek. The poor woma
was entirely overcome by the recovery other long
lost child, and wept and groancd alternately. !
carriage, shortly after, conveyed he mother IN
son away, leaving many moist, eye anon
the crowd who witnessed the seer
ADVICE GRArIs.-Every man ought to pay h
: debts. if he can. Every man ought to help Ii
ne;ghbor ii'hc can. Every man ought to get ma
. ried if he can. Every man should do his wCI
v TO suit his customers ii he can. Every wi
t should please her husband if She can. Ever
wife should sometimes hold her tongue If she ca
Every lawyer should sometimes tell the tru
il he can Every man oug ht to mind his oN
Il business and Lei other people alone II he ca
- very man in Edseti,d District ought
the .iicutisey, a~' pay for it in advanc
T.v oil additional beauties which the hot
W. dale figure. "Whcn the hoop
! swellurt hangsa 4 proper distan
,rson, it becomes not an labilimel
r. closure. The person stands alooftrom
3lmagncd TO do SO. The lady, like &C
= hall concealed in hemisphere out
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