Red Wing sentinel. [volume] (Red Wing, M.T. [i.e. Minn.]) 1855-1861, 1859-04-23
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can work and no play,
Makes Jack Il dull bow"

We have the last conundrum IL!
Sickles is murderer, what i Butter.
worth?' Some enterprisipg grocer Is OK.
pected to reply, Twenty csn,s . pound
II presume you won't charge anything
for just rem 1abering me-" said one legged
sailor to cork leg manufacturer.
Why is man who makes additions e
false rum0rs like ono who has confidence in
all that is told Z? because he rel;., on al
he hears.
We often hear it said Of sick man,
that he enjoys bad health. Such il not the
case The only persons who enjoy bad
health are the doctors.
AN 1rishman, going to bs hanged,
begged that tho rope might DO tied under his
arms instead Of round his throat, "for," said
Pat, I'm 80 remarkably ticklish in the
throat, that il tied there III certainly kill
myself with laughter"
my SON. said dotins father. who
was about taking his son into business,
what shall be the style of the new firm r.
VOL, governor" said the one and tw enty
youth, looking up to find an answer. II
don't know; but suppose we call it John
II. Saplin, Esq, h Father:
= country clergyman way Boosting Of
having been educated at two colleses.-
lou remind me-" said an aged divine. sol
an instance l know Of calf that sucked
two cows" "What was the CONSEQUENCES? p
said thru. person. "Why, sir" reDlied
the old gentleman. very gravely, "the conse.
quence was that he was very great calf''
"A fellow down in Mississippi, who doe.
not have confidence in the honesty Of post.
masters, wrote the following warning on the
back Of one Of his letters, directed to the
post office in Kentucky: !: Now, look here
all You postmasters Z! want you to be very
particular with this document: it is a c.si
letter. Sow, look here! see you! Don,
break the seal!''
In Washington, few days since, ,
married lady said: "Ah l am sorry fol
that tragedy. have not been able to eel
nary gentleman t. speak with me since w
heard Of it, "
Speaking Of shaving" said prett,
g'r' to an abt1urate old bachelor, II should
th'nk that pair Of handsome eyes would b.
the best mirror to shave BY" YES, man,
a)'oor fellow has been shaved BY them, !" ht
replied. ..... "
-"Wife said a tyranic.l husband to his
much abused consort, II wish you to max.
me pair Of false bosoms." II should
think" replied She, "that one bosom. a
false as yours is, would be sufficient" Exit
husband in a brown study. .,.-
did hurt you ~ said A.. l.dv III.
other day, when she trod on y mans toes.
NO, madam, l thank you, seeing that ;t,s
you; but if it were anybody else, would
nave hollercd out murder =" 'l- $3.50
An Irish postboy, having driven . gen.
t,em"" long stage during torrents Of fs;n
the gentleman said to him, "Pat Ar. w.,
not very wet?" "No, please vomr ho1or
I'm very dry" ''O''
-" What's that p said schoolm..t.r
pointing to the letter K. "Dadd's nams :"
No. It isn't your daddy's name. YOU block.
head, it's x" "l'll be darned + ~. IT,.
daddy's name, I'll be bowed II i s;n,t A.,
tner's no use talkin' old hoss i.va as.r
him write il often." w."
Pap. planted some potatoes IN orr
gar'ten, }" said one Of the smart youths Of this
generation to his father, land what do v w,
think came up ~ .:Why notatoes ~
course" mo, s,r-eo! There can,e m !.
drove Of hogs and eat them ALL" -F@"