Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1859-01-12
GATJlRRINGS.

G@ \ DurcIIMAN's heart-ending solloquy
is described thus: "Shc lofes Shon M[chle so
much potter as 7, pecausc lie cot koople dollars
more as has r'
- NJ Eg Ts,sg,l FsaAspSI5hass tile asthma so bad
"Well, my dear, l wouldn't try; nobody
wants you to-
IxL An Irish judge said, when addressing
a prisoner g Yon arc to he hanged and hope
it will prove warning TO YOU"
Eg y wirc military company in Dayton,
Ohio icll in love with u beautiful young lady,
= JewcSs, and rs they couldn'r all have her,
they compromised the matter by selecting her
is their caplaiH.
* q Loquacioas mouths arc like badly man
aged banks--thcy make large issues on 10 solid
capital
IL People are all the summer learning to
leave Il door open, and tho whole winter learn
ing to close it.
-. The young lady who caught cold by
! drinking water from a damp tumblcr is con-
valcsccnt
4 facelious fellow, being very anxious
for the acquisition OF Cuba, says he is willin:;,
TO help pay Tor it, to help fight E'r it, and, il
that wont do, he'll go for it according TO law.
80 y rude boy S mouth is like the town
Of Worcester It's where the Sauce comes
from.
s:z. The bad mans death dretll Up the
tears OF his family.
- We love the man hOth summer and
winter, who never torgcts ia pay the printer.
- IT is supposed ;hat thc man who threw
the rrhrand OF tiisunion burnt his fingers.
:.-@y- The greatest burden in tic world is
| superstition, not only OF ceremonies in the
church, bat Of imaginary and sclrccrOw sins at
home.
y@I-" Sogratcs. seeing scoding wife villa
harl banged herself on al olive tree, c%rlahaed:
'O!r, that all trees won!l hcas ssich lrnit p'
- WhorveT is honest, generous, c'llltr-
oils, ant, candid, is il gcnllcn,am whether he Lc
learned nr unicarncl, ricll o. pa"l.
(: ~. 1t is stated as curious lact That more
mpncy is expended annually III the United
States rrr cigars, than is exprnlcIl for all the
c4i,l;llliA, SrI;uulS III the Union.
y-a- Hast thou riches? Hast thou hcauty
Hast thou talents? Hast thou dover? BE
careful not to provoke the giver by abusing tho
gifts.
= 70" %. The tastes Of neh, rs exhibited in
iIirir habits Of pleasure, are true indexes OF
tf,.r PASSIONS. ,Mnrr|crrrS lo not wear roses
in thrir button holes villains seldom, ii ever,
lr:in yilrs over coila:c-tlUorS; the branlleS oi
Nature fund III SS mpaihizing chord in their
hm;L,t.
E:sl.l Much has been said about lcats of
strength, but it is nh actual fact that, few Gays
ago, Il i,l;.l of but ordinary strength knocked
down an elephant lo the highest Lt!'lcr)
- Is Vermont recently, y romg mail
llggc,I his brother severely Im preventing his
father from hanging himself. On being rcinon-
sIr;.trl with iur whipping his brother for saving
his fathers life, lie replied; wanted him to
know that it was his business 10 let father have
his own way"
BLESSED To GIvE-lhe sun in the heaven
scaltcrs abroad his beams. The fountain sends
forth its llc-giving waters. The earth teens
with its various productions. The birds sing
for our pleasure. Man should copy the example,
and live for lie gOotl OF Others. lie Is the hap
picst who does most to make others happy,
Experience vrriles the words Of oNr Savior,
1t is more blessed to give than to receive.
Oriental Baptist,
4 rERsON went iuto one Of our fashionable
rcircshment rooms not long since, and was much
surprised at seeing nothing on the table.
What will you haveT said the waiter
Ion,tL,,n rod oh him &C DIM knoyy "