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England and the United States.

FoR some time past, English states
men and the English people have been
looking to the United States as their
natural ally. In public meetings, and
even in both Houses of Parliament,
language has been used which clearly
indicates the desire of the speakers,
that England should pursue such a
policy as would win for her the friend
ship of this country, Even the Eng
fish aristocracy begin to realize that
the time may come when England,
pressed by rivals and enemies in Eu-
rope, must throw herself upon the
generosity of the great Republic Of the
West, for aid and protection.
In a recent discussion in the British
House Of Lords, on the subject Of sub
marine telegraphs, Lord Peterborough,
a tory peer, declared that it was the
duty and policy of England to favor
every project that tended to cement in a
closer bond of friendship the two great
branches of kindred race, and to
draw England and America into a
friendly alliance.
Let England be involved in life
and death struggle with the despotisms
of Europe as she may be before many
years pass by-and the appeal Of her
people and of her rulers will be to the
American Republic. We may yet
have to extend our protection to the
British Islands, and by so doing be-
come heir to the vast colonial posses
sions of the "parent county" Before
the present generation passes away,
the contest will be between the repub-
licanism of America and the despotism
of Europe.
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VOLUME 2, NUMBER Sc.
Avoiding a Dun.

A eoMPosIToR in one Of the daily
newspaper offices, though a good fell
low, like many Of the Faustian profess
sion, suffers from repeated attacks of
limited finances, or revenue dispropor-
toned to bis disbursements. He has
no objection to paying his debts, even
to the last penny, when he has the mo-
ney; but when he is short, he abhors
the idea of meeting his creditors, for
he hates dun as he does the ID or
a dirty proof" On one of the last
few oecasioning of the pressure upon
typos monetary market, he was de-
scending from the news room to the
street, when he met a collector who
asked him if James H. Smith-giying
the printers name-worked in that
Office.
"Why, do wish to see him 2" asked
Smith.
have bill against him for $40.
left by DR.. A., who you remember re-
Gently died, and his accounts have
been placed in hands for collection"
James Fl. Smith," replied the
compositor; repeating bis oo0n name
slowly, as if it had mysteriously FAM
liar sound and he were endeavoring
to recall it II have heard the name,
before, surely-James Fl. Smith
James-James H.-oh, yes he used
to be employed here, certainly, certain
ly he did. remember now he work
ed next to my case, poorfellow !" and
the speaker paused and looked sad.
odd anything happen to him I"
asked the collector.
Yes. He died suddenly one morn
ing Of the cholera, after attending the
sick bed of friend"
odd he leave anything ?" asked
man of bills.
80, no. The boys had to bury
him. gave S. myself to help put
ting the generous creature under the
sod. He died penniless
Then there is no use of keeping
this bill, I suppose ?"
None at ALL" said S. And as the
collector departed, he continued to
himself, II guess I've got rid of that
old bore"
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A Feeling Story.

I WAS told to-day story so touch
ing in reference to Mothers Word,
that you must let me tell it. 1t is a
story of a mother on the hills Of Yer
mont holding by the right hand her
son only sixteen years old, mad with
the love Of the sea. And as she stood
by the garden gate, one sunny morn
ing, she said:
Edward, they tell me that the
great temptation of a seaman's life is
drink. Promise me before you quit
your mothers hand that you will never
drink" And he said-for he told me
the story" I gave her the promise,
and I went the broad globe over
Calcutta, the Mediterranean, San
Francisco, the Cape Of Good Hope,
the North Pole and the SOUTH saw
them all in forty years, and I never saw
glass filed with sparkling liquors,
that my mothers form by the garden
gate, on the green hills of Vermont,
did not rise before me ! and to-day at
sixty, my lips are innocent of the taste
of liquor" Was not that sweet evil
dence of the power of the single word.
Yet that was not one half. " For. !"
said he, yesterday there came a man
into my counting room, man Of forty,
and asked me-" "Do you know me 2"
"No." Well" says he, II was
once brought drunk into your presence
on ship-board; you were passenger !;
the captain kicked me aside you took
me to your berth and kept me there
until / had slept the sleep of intoxica
ton; you then asked me if [ had a
mother; I said [ never knew word
from her lips; you told me of yours at
the garden gate, and to-day I am the
master of one of the finest packets in
New York, and came to ask you to
call and see me-" How far that little
candle throws its beams !! That moth
er's word on the green hill side of Yer
mont /! O, God be thankful for the
Almighty power of a single word.
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IFoR THE PRESS.
Puzzle.

A CERTAIN gentlemen had an ele-
giant lamp, to which were appended y
brilIiants, each of which occupied a
particular place. His daughter, one
day, in preparing the lamp, displaced
the brilliants, and in replacing them,
found that she had put some of them
in the wrong situation, and was at a
loss to know how to correct the mis-
take. At length she told her father
that, after dinner, she would begin and
place the brilliantsin all the situations
they would admit of, and then she
would be sure of finding the correct
way of adjusting them, and that she
would not take her tea until she had
effected it. Now, supposing she were
to place them in all the various ways
they would admit, how long would she
be obliged to wait for her tea, provided
she could make one change each min
ute.
Answer NEXT week
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A Female Smuggler.

A FEW weeks ago an elegantly
dressed lady, wearing fashionable
bonnet, costly veil, flowing pelisse, and
silk dress distended by an ample guam
tity of crinoline, presented herself at
one of the custom houses on the Bel
gian frontier, carrying in her arms a
bouncing child, carefully wrapped up
in fine linen and rich lace; his dear
little features being protected by a
thick green veil. AS the lady entered
the Office, she whisperingly informed
the agent that her child was asleep,
and begged that his slumbers might
not be disturbed. The skeptical Off
cial bowed with native French polite
ness, but nevertheless requested the
elegant stranger to accompany fe-
male employee of the bureau into a
private room. There was no need,
however, of an excess of courtesy No
sooner was the employee summoned
that she snatched the infant from the
mothers arms, and let it fall heavily
upon the floor! In the handsome
stranger she had recognized a pro-
fessional smuggler, and the interesting
child was nothing more nor less than
a roll of tobacco, weighing over thirty
pounds As to the ample crinoline, of
which some suspicious were naturally
entertained, it was found upon exami-
nation to conceal several pounds OF to-
bacco, rolled up into twists, and intro
duced as hoops.
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NOVEL SCENE AT A FUNERAL. The
Paris correspondent of the New Y ork
Times writes that the French govern
ment sent to the funeral of minister
Mason a detachment of two hundred
and fifty soldiers of the Twenty eighth
Regiment of the line, commanded by a
chief of battalion. Soldiers were
placed up and down the aisles of the
church during the service, and each
time the congregation rose to sing,
the captains voice was heard over all
shouting to his men, shoulder arms!"
And then again as the hymn ceased,
and the congregation sat down,
" Ground arms p was heard, and the
muskets came down on the stone floor
with simultaneous clang that startled
the audience, and rang through a
vaulted roof with more effect than the
deep notes of the organ. This novel
method of increasing the solemnities of
funeral occasion, broke in singularly
upon the previous habits of the
American part of the congregation, or
at least that part of it not accustomed
to seeing funerals of high official per-
sons in France. This is, however, the
French method of showing honor to
the dead.
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Revolutionary Anecdote.

The day after the Paoli massacre,
Wayne's house was surrounded by the
bloodstained perpetrators of that whole
sale murder. None of the family were
at home but Mrs. Wayne, who upon
being summoned to admit them, reso-
lutely refused, replying that the Gen
eral was not in the house. They were
finally obliged to force the doors.
The premises were searched from Gel
lar to garnet, but their prey was not
to be found. The valiant officer in
command entered a room where a
large feather bed was lying on the
floor aroused the indi gnation Of Mrs.
Wayne, by slashing it with his sword,
supposing. that it might contain the
desired prize. Do you think" said
she, "that General Anthony Wayne
is such coward as to hide himself in
feather bed p" The spirit of Mrs.
WAYNE seems to have excited the
respectful forbearance Of the English
Captain, for every article in the house
was religiodsly respected. Wayne
avenged the Paoli Massacre in the
succeeding year, by the capture of
Stony Point, when that fertilization
was taken by midnight assault, un-
der his command. He was one of the
first to scale the ramparts, and inspi-
red his soldiers to the charge by the
watchword, " Remember Paol5i"
Numbered out above the din Of the
mighty rushing masses by his stem
torian voice. ~
&a
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Blackberrying.
" All ! Sam, she's gone dead"
F." Is she dead. Bones 2n

"AH Sam, she's gone dead"
as she dead, Bones?"
eyes, Sam. She sent for me three
days after she died."
"Oh, no, Bones; you mean three
days previous to her decease.''
"No. She had no niece. She
was an orphan"
II mean three days before she de-
parted this earthly tenement"
"Sir?"
"That is, three days before she
died."
"Oh, yes! Well, I went down to
see her; went up to the bedside wild
de bed in my eyes"
"You mean with the tears in your
eyes?
Yes, wild de pillow in my eyes.
See she, Bones, I'm going to leave
dis world of care"
What did you reply 2"
II said I didn't care much. Den
she axed me if would go to de
'potecary shot for some medicine P? ]
sed yes so went down to DR.. Night
Bell -"
"No, not to Doctor Night Bell,
that's the name of the bell on the door
the night bell"
"Well, I called him DR.. Night
Bell, any how"
II presume he was pretty good
physician 2"
"No, he wasn't fshin'; he was at
home"
"Oh, no; / mean he was doctor
of some note"
Yes he was counting out his notes
when | went in"
"No, Bones! You do not under
stand. I mean be was doctor of
some standing"
/" No; he wasn't standin', he was
sitting on a three legged STOOL"
"PsbaW T mean he was a doctor
of some reputation. "
Yes; he was dar; he was nice
Teller He was de clerk"
"Who was the clerk 2"
"Rep- utation.
"Well, what did the doctor give
you? 2"
I" He gabe me piece OBJ paper" z
I" A prescription "
"No it was a paper"
"Of course it was on paper, never:
theless, prescription. What did it
say on the paper?"
at was full oh chalk-marks made
wild pencil He sed I must get two
dozen fsh-hooks, No seven, an put in
a quart oh molasses, an boil it down,
den glib her de broth, so I went up to
de bar --"
mo; you mean the counter"
HE didn't count dem; he weighed
'em out"
Well, was there any efficacy in
the dose ?"
No; noffin in it but the fish
hooks |"
~ mean, was the medicine any way
effacacious 2"
Now, look here, Sam, be so kind
as dress me in de English language"
" Well, then Bones, / mean did the
medicine do her any good"
1t would have cured her, but the
poor gal in absence of mind, instead of
taking the broth, took the fish-hooks,
and dey killed her"
Then that must have been her
funeral I saw last Wednesday"
No, it twasn't. De doctor says /
can't bury her until next summer.
+" Why not, Bones"
"Kase OATS de best time to go out
black berryin'. "-Ghristy's Jokes.
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gabbath Sending,
Mercy.
BY HART.

Mercy is welcome news indeed,
To those that guilty stand;
Wretches, who feel the help they need,
Will bless the helping hand.
Who rightly would his aims dispense,
Must give them to the poor
None but the wounded patient knows
The comforts Of cure,
We all have sinned against our God;
Exeepteth none can boast;
Bat he that feels the heaviest load,
Will prize forgiveness most.
Ne reckoning can We rightly keep,
For who the sum can know?
Some souls are fifty talents deep.
And some FIVE hundred owe.
But let our debts be what they may.
However great or small,
As soon as we-have naught to pay,
Our Lord forgives US all.
IT'S perfect poverty alone,
That sets the soul at large;
While we can call one mite our own.
We have no full discharge.
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9unth's department.
IFoR THE PREss.]
Geographical Enigma.

1 AM composed of l9 letters.
My 10, 8, 9, Is, II, IL, l9, is one OF
the United States.
+" 16, III, 8, II, is province in
Germany.
1, 6, IL, IL, 2, 19, is an Island
near Denmark.
A, 5, Is, IL, 6, is river in Spain.
=, s, IA, Is, 8, is river in
France.
al, IL, 8, 5, is a river in Italy.
My whole is the name of a man to
whose researches the science of geog-
raphy is indebted for much of its per-
fection.
Answer next week
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Led, not Driven.

A mother, sitting at her work in
the parlor, overheard her child, whom
an elder sister was dressing in an adj
joining bedroom, say repeatedly, as if
in answer to his sister, "No, don't
want to say my prayers. "
Chow many believers, in good
standing, " thought the mother to her
self, GOTTEN say the same thing in heart
though they conceal even from them
selves the feeling"
Mother, said the child, appear
ing in minute or two, ahthe parlor
door the look and the tone implied
it was only his morning salutation.
Good morning, my child. +"
g | am going to get my breakfast.
=" Stop a minute; | want you to
come here and see me first. "
The mother lay her work down in
the next chair, as the boy ran towards
her. She took him up. He kneeled
in her lap, and laid his face down upon
her shoulder, his cheek against her ear.
The mother rocked her chair slowly
backwards and forwards.
Are you pretty well this morning?"
said she, in kind and gentle tone
Yes, mother, I am very well.
Z" I am very glad you are well. I
am very well, too; and when l walked
up this morning, and found that l was
well, / thanked God for taking care of
me
"Did your" said the boy, in tone
half a whisper. He paused after it
conscience was at work.
"Did you ever feel my pulse ?"
asked his mother, after a minute of 81
lence, at the same time taking the boy
down, and setting him in her lap, and
placing her finger on her wrist.
:" No, / have felt mine. y
"Well, but don't you feel mine
now? How it goes beating!"
"Y e-s, said the child.
eff it should stop beating, I should
die at once. "
F" Should you?
Yes, and cannot keep it beating"
"Who can
A silent pause.
" You have pulse, too, which beats
in your bosom here, and in your arms,
and all over you-and | cannot keep
it beating, nor can you. Nobody can,
but God. If he should not take care
of you, who could?
!" l don't know, mother, !" said the
child, with look of anxiety and an
other pause ensued.
IS So when | walked up this morning,
thought / would ask God to take
care ofme / hope he will take care
Of me anG all the rest of us.
Ibid you ask him to take care of
me 2"
"No.
"Why not'
Because | thought you would ask
him yourself. God likes to have US
all ask for ourselves. /"
A long pause ensued. The deep,
thoughtful, and almost anxious ex-
preston of countenance showed that
the heart was reached.
+" Yes" said the boy quickly
He kneeled again in his mothers lap,
and uttered in his own simple and bro
ken language prayer for the protec-
ton and blessing of Heaven.
Suppose another case. Another
mother overhearing the same woros,
calls the child into the room. The
boy comes.
"Did | not hear you say you did
not want to say your prayers?
The boy is silent.
Yes, he. did, says the sister be-
hind him..
We'll, that is very naughty. You
ought always to say your prayers.
Go right back now, and say them Ike
q good boy, and never let me hear Of
Fou refusing again.
The boy goes back pouting. and Ut.
ers the words Of prayer, willie his
leart is full Of mortified pride, yexa~
ion, and i'll Will 2a ~
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UPON matters which are affected by
feeling and sentiment, the judgment of
woman surpasses that of man her
more sensitive nature carries her to
heights which his coarser nature can
not reach.
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SCENE ABOARD THE GREAT EASTERN.
Smith" All, Robinson, how are
are you? Didn't know you were
aboard. What's your number ?"
Robinson" Berth 997, SOB. f"
Smith" Why, that must be near
the forecastle ?"
Robinson Yes. Come and see
US !"
Smith" Well I'll get up early
some morning and take a velocipede
and get down your way in time for
supper. "
Robinson" All right. | say old
fellow, I shall be at New York day
ahead of you ("
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The Young Mems Debating Socie-
ty, out west, having dismissed the
question, Where does fire go when
when it goes out z" have got new
and more exciting one mp" When a
house is destroyed by fire, does it burn
up, or does it burn doaon 2" There is
to be acarm debate on this question.
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81 say, Joe, how dye do-how's
the folks 2"
Putty well, only the old man has
got the miasma, and Sal has got an
afectionfor some fe!ler-how's yours ?
"Oh, so SO, except the old man, he
is getting old and Internal. "
Infrm," we suppose, was the
word intended but neither Joe nor
his FREUD were Dictionary people. ;"
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POLITICALLY INSPIRED. An Arkan-
sas editor got married recently, and
since become very enthusiastic. Hear
him:
There is not in this wide world happier life,
Than to sit by the stove-pipe and tickle your
wife
Taste the sweets of her lips in a moment of
glee,
And twist the cats tail as she jumps on your
knee.
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Why is man who sets out to stop
the circulation of slanderer like one
travelling to a city in the north Of At
RIGA? He's going to trip allie, (Tri-
poll.
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A Mormon advertisement reads as
follows TO be let--RoomS for two
gentlemen and four wives. or rooms
for one gentleman and six wives.
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HATRED we easily conceal. Love
with difficulty, and with still more diff
fculty, Indifference.
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DON'T believe one half of what you
hear, but be sure you believe more than
half Of what you say.
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AN indirect way of getting drink
of water at boarding house, is to ask
for third cup Of tea.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1859-11-30

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