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Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11
SUERITES SALElS.

DY virtue Of sundry wri,s o! Fcnd. ES. IS
ID sued out Of the Court Of Common ftea9
Vi Union county, and to me directed, VIII he
exnosed TO Public Sale or Oulcry, ON the dates
and at the places following, to wit:
On Saturday, the Goth day Of March
next, at The public house OF Jonas Fisher at
" Lue Deer Mills, at 10 U'cl- Ok !. NJ, the
one-hih part of certain Tract OF Land silu-
ate IN The township of White Deer, and cuuH-
" OF Union, bounded north BY land OF the
Sheffield Iron Company, west by lands late OF
iieury High, deed, and others, south by lands
of David oteininger and edsl by lands OF Gid
con Bucher and others, containing Twenty
Acres, more or less, wEereon are erected
four->,urey WOODEN FACTORY.a W. o-sto-
rev DWELLING HOUSE, frame Stable aud
other Out Buildings, with the agpur,enauces.
as the property OF ousdnnah Messenger.
Also, at the same time and place,
r,rn other tracts nf Loud, SITUATE tI NAife
Deer township, anI county aforesaid.
No. |. Bounded north by land Of
Adam Rank, west by land Of Adam Rank and
Jas. Flnney, south by other lands Of J. II. Rob
enC!d, and east by lands OF David Rams ey and
other land OF J. II. Robenold, containing eight
acres mere or less, WhereUn are erected
taunery, a tan house, bark house, a frame
dwelling house, log stable, &cq with tie ap-
purtenalces.
No. .. y certain tract ofland, sit
uate IN the township and county aforesaid,
Bounded north by lTact No. and land of Da-
nd Ramsey, wesl by land Of James FInney,
south Toy lands OF George Brown, and e4sI by
land of Israel Geyer and David Ramsey, con-
tanning twelve acres, more or less, whereJn
are erected two-storey log house, log sta
bic, &c, with the appur,cnances. As the
properly Of J. II. Ro5enoil.
Also, on the above said day at two
O'Clock, +. NJ, at the public house Of VIM. L.
Ritter IN New Columbia, in the township and
county aforesaid, part of a certain lot Of
ground situate IN New Columbia, White Deer
township Union county, marked on the town
plan No. u, bounded north by lot of Ann GIN
ter, west BY pubic road, south by land OF ia
cob MCurley, east by the West Branch Of
the Susquehanna river, whereon IS erected
Cabinet Makers Shop. with the appugteuan-
ces, as the properly OF Jacob Swartz.
Also, on Monday the 2Sth day of
March next, at 10 o'clock, \. NJ, Al the pub
llc house of David Meyer IN HarlIeiou, GER
tain tract of land situate IN Hartley township
and county Of Union, bounded north by lands
of J. Logged, west by lands Of A. King and 9th
ers, south by lands of Michael Snure, and
east by lands of Daniel SIrou>e, containing
ninety acres, more or less, whereon are erect
ed Log House, Log Barn. and other out
buildings, with the appurtenances-as the
property of Jacob Coidrun
JOHN CROSSGROVE, Sheriff
Sherif's Office, Lewisbura, Feb. 2s, 1889
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11

TKiisOiT DEAEtsE.

This large class 81 iissasrS. udiuE Uceratous In
famatious Bronchial Irritation. DC j. most suJcrss-
fully treated iy the OF Lr Dawn, DsI Dr.
Davis Throat Application. Read tie following case Of
speedy cure after long continued suffering:
East lew, Chester Co, July ., ls53.
On. DNrTS-Dcsr Sir:
About five years ago was attacked with disease Cg
tho throat which came gradually, lut at times when
would take cold the pain ami suffering would he
distressing, accompanied With lo-s Of such
extent that could not speak above whVsr The di-
continued getting vCrsc. Notwithstanding was
under the medical Of four different Vhy sri4-
Becoming alarmed at my condition. concluded 10
rhilade phia and consult you, which You rcc0rct dI
in the winter ofl>jI when you recommended tax
your neuuratiye and by the Of fur tottcs q IT, in
conneNion with your throat Iir-tian. entirely
cured, and have remained we'll Il j. than
year since the effected. Respectfully. YOUR
friend, NiEGARETTA V +. BISHOP
si-DR. DAVIS ANTI SCEuf UL0US OINTMENT and
THROAT APFLICAIIvN should accompany the Urrur-
stive n Of scrcuous Ulcers JI,ur Sc the
Throat
- Call on the Agents. J. BAKER & CO.of
Lewisburg and procure Circuicrs containing a lar
mass Of sYidsnc~ in favor Of the medicine.
j. BAKER q co. Agts for Union county. i755y
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11
ERNSEI'E3EAs.

The editor of the Tri, N,s 81 l.. in the following
forms iu that parrr o. january l-;. .-. lriu
Dr. Dlrs Uy1Ylfire Viii d curyI him u Lry 81 r.a-
Of commenting iusT, tly 81 lareCpls Tu-
raI.yes. and uD>jrum, L Eay LaITru {, De- adv,rti-
sed our columns. HsyIu- however, used Dr. Davis
cnsstiee qualities for Ery ia. re4t I.rsyre
in saying ami commanding tie curative To others
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11
APPEALS.

CTATE and County Taxes. Pursuant
y to Law, the Commissioners ot ,hloh
county will meet 10 hear Appeals from 'he
T,lcnnial Assessments, Tor the several io"A-
ships and BoroughS as follows
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11
FOR SALE Or RENT,
FOR SALE.
For GaIf,

TNHE residence of the subscriber, on -
Market street in the Borough oflia
Lewisburg. The house is of BRICK, well
finished in every respect.
Terms-One half 10 be paid between this
and the first day of April next; the balance
TO be paid IN two. three or five years, as may
suit the buyer. Possession given any time.
June Q, 1855 ISAAC WALTER
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11
FRENCH, RICHARDS s Co.'s
Farmers Depot and Plaster Mills.

Farmers Depot and Plaster Mills,
crcf od lart Road and crHo,ctiH st,
Philadelphia.
I'VE offer large stock Of Chemical Manures and Fertil-
" zers Il low prices and warranted TO be Genuine.
among which will be found:
1000 tons pure Phulne.
1000 tons Government Peruvian Guano.
5000 tons FreDch's Improved Super
Phosphate of Lime.
1000 tons French's pure Chemical Bone.
5000 bbls Frepchs Philad'a Poudrette.
1000 bbls. Freuch's Improved Rosendale
Cement.
The above standard articles each Of their kind the
hest in the WORLD! Our land Plaster, manufactured
from Stone is celebrated throughout the Union
Tor its purity aud strength
ALSO, 10 D0D barrels Land Plaster.
5000 barrels Casting Plaster.
lpu0O barrels Hydraulic Cement.
5000 barrels True Roman Cement.
1000 barrels Portland English Cement
Dentists Plaster Powdered Anthracite Coal lin barrels
Powdered Bitumiuous Coal, Gn harrels " hite sand,
lin barrels) FRENCH, RICHARDS co,
ifeulH NILS amt fdrmers Depot,
Cor. Of Old York Road and CallOw Will sts, PlilLA-
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11
Ty0rtharr Slave Traders.

The following are the members OF the
House, from the North, who voted aGainst
the resolutions condemuins the re opening
Of the African Slave Trade:
Nes>rS. Barr, Soaring and Taylcr, of NY,
Worieudyke, Of \. J., Florence. GI!iiS aud
WHITE of Pa Barns, Cox, Hall aud Nal'dn-
dighsm Of o.. Greg and Mliler OF Ind aud
Hodge, Saaw aud Smith Of lll-i6-ALL
DEMOCRATS.
1t viii be seen hat II ,lges, Shaw and
Smith, of Iliuo.s-the right hand men OF
Douslus-are among the Slave Traders
Dousas Is Co. are doing their best to
couci.iato the South.-I,fs}ary GI-a',c.
E-J~Tuc Si,klcs aud Key lradgeay is "a
lucky thing for sensation makers The
M nst important thing ELECTED IS fact, Is
thot Sickies, has been nearly as Vicious as
Key. Robert 5. Ould, of Ggcytown, is
appointed District Attorney IN place oi
hev. The 'risl day Is not yet set down.
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11

The joint resolution, couferrins upon
Commodore Charles Stewart the treve'
rank Of Senior Flag Officer, was passed by
the House on the 81 lust, having pr'vI-
ously passed the Senate. The RANK Is
sort Of equivalent to that of Admiral, aud
it will terminate at the death Of Com. Stew
art. 1t corresponds to General Scott ;
5rcyet rank of Lieutenant Gencrnl
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11


The above proves conclusively that Phuine the
Farmer and Land Owner discovery of the age
tanning all the for producing Large
Crops small expense. The price coming within the
reach OF all, is but
TWO CENTS PER POUND
or so per 2010 lbs with discount to dealers Call and
see it. send your orders to FRENCH, RICHARDS co,
Agents OF York Road and Calowh streets,
PHILADELPHIA. I1sm2
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11
CALDWELLS DRUG STOREIs THE

~ place to buy Harris0ns fauers, tud Gienus eele-
brstsf Perfunery E1trscts for the handkerchief fn
10 ets 10 $3.50 per bottle, wsrran,cd good. ~
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11
PHOSPHATE GU y no
from NlEl>si ISLAND, Caribbean Sea.

"This manure scomposci Of dead animals blood, otfa
and raw hunrs" Every of customers having
found our Manure what We represent t. he" Adapted
every soil and crop, recommend It with the fullest
conftrucr-UO to lbs per have frequently in
creased the yield fifty per cent.
Also. Colombian, Soft Colombian and Ammoniated
Colombian GuauOs."
All of the above FjrtHicers in bags and barrels.
From SO To- $40 per 1000 and 2-40 pounds according
TO quantity and Kind purchased.
For sale by HtHiRGS MILLER.
No. 30 South Front St, belos Walnut,
7Tsn2 Sole Agents in Philadeph
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11

\ Mr.. HoLr, Of Keutucky-the mi
uority, the Slave States must lave u ma
i,rity of The Cabinet lit is ramored Is
10 be Mr. Browns successor.
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11

The Liver IEvisOraiOr
Is A SCIENTIFIC MEDICAL DISCOVERY. ara
working cures almost too great to believe. II - ror'
~ magic r,E us Ers dose giriHg tfHgtand >rg IyyE
than bottle Is required 10 cure any kni 9. - tc
COMPLAINT froIn the Nolst Jsi1dct Cr iBspI'. pi,
common Headache. all of which are the results o'
ea.ed Liver.
PRicE Ovc Dctttr PEE f0rrfF. .Y.rs.
SANFORD 4 ca. propr-toTs, 3i5 BFoadHA'' W
and rctaiIed BY all Drur gi>ts. sold also by ,-, 70
Iy-sI rs CALuWFLL Le~isouI-'-
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11
Caldwell's Mammoth Drug Store.

Ph 1 olNiANS, AND VI Ill HEkS, W AN
l. ting Pure Drugs and Medicines will save money by
buying what they want at CALDWELI's Drug store
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11

the human nu.5y- and .u ben -t r'l ltLE- -'aiN
tons we'll. Gle ug-- 90 t.r system aEr % .. =
yt,,r.d. Tie s..H..r is 9 %. sea size tris'-i'
TIE Era.lly Gr-ru ct t.r L".r i.r i-. i.fl
rgrf ruat..r ,f i:- flr- = J..->- hon rlt e 20
j. at .lult- fir towels are Sd, fault. ari t-r s-
system suffers in ,Du-,- ..ut.gs 81 lut CrEst--'
LIyFE-iay y.u- ceased {. T Oh. rl- aJtN. O. 90 -
ease o. that --- ore of - -iU rruf ll"i - go -
IL II, study. Ia % rTs- e, q .tulsrs tlsu li -
o. rui sJUr rgusdy. wlrr'with g. . I'-.i'
the MANY i-ruu.. mtuts fl- 20 " LIth % l. lari-
r,rr.v- thrr t...~ 3. M ,i1 IS SO last @ st-H,
rrrSau trsuh..d viii isy - 3D. & 'ritrNr. su s7f y
it, hrms has but 10 Try - "A bottle, and coH'.'-''
gcJfi.n. RI
1hss. Gums remove a,I - NOV bid or tat r'-;'--s
th, s,s stem. SUPPLYING IN tis9r lace s. Isat-tt'
Of bile. iuyi-,ret,u- tte i'u.FCt- 'ttsii- -
digest Ncll. ItEIsl.Ns EHE - ui4. D.. -r,.r- ii-
health 20 the Whole m'- 'l'r.r'- r-H WIG "
cause Cf the dissIsc-si- =, e. % I'a''a ruir
BILIOUS ATTACKS are 4 rurtt. AMP "Utf -. -.
TEE. rEEvFNTir, by The cg' a>--r1. u-t %. 'A' -
one a.. rfr,r eating j. .ue.s.-. 90 rs'i-re ift
stomach and prevent the tl- H'n 's',
sOuring. r.
Only one dose takenbe- -. cs- r.,-.H=. I'e''h'
SIcu1MkEE. L. -, -,
Only one dose taken at :. Ui-''. .0o''Es 'le wv
gently. and cures Cos u Tr,tv.'~. rx
onc dose taken after - ys,L ma. vii cue -
PEr>r,.
none dose cof twotea- ,Ioorfu's VIZ away
ie,r SI,E IN ArtCHE
one hottie taken {, 7 f. nal" c'';'u,'''n - -.
the cause Of the disease, aud MISSES Irfta
only one dose i'm n, dIa- trly t'l'''>' r.- "A,
One dose Uftrn rrYtajrdf Is sur cure i.' w.
ruEBJ- and a VrcVtpts-i tive 90 (l'ltAN Q
E5-Uuly one bottle g. <r needed 90 iIt'N -.
the ~ st,m the eiiects of " medicine ui'rr "
siCSutss. =
e. one tottletakcr for JsvNr:-T removes a"'
lowurSs or unnatural col q O. from tie = ~ 20,
one dose taken a short time itiorr tatt-
yieor 10 the Sppctte. and N makes food tsf,f =,
one dose often REPEATED ours JrEu NJ I-'.i--
in its worst forms, while y SJNNER ard Bt
plants yield almost 20 ~ the INST dose ,,-,,
one two doses cures 4, attacks Cau-tt .! " =
in Children; there Is no - -ur-r. ssfr-, or si''-
RENE DIS in the world. -, % nsr,r rsaE- - "A.
MA few bottles cures = uR.FSV, ly sNc'upe
aisofbents. ,.:.s
We take pleasure in rer- q Cn nHordir- tils nl'l q.
as rryrsH''1,,s FIR FI VS. AND 40. 49,. 'f !, ~
steS with all rertaiLty. and thousar Is sle
i,,, 70 t.s..f- o.. ;.g rpI
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11

A drove of 5000 geese for the new
York market were put on the cars at Win.
chester, Ohio last week. The calcula-
ton Of the owner was that the feathers
would pay him for his outlay in raising
them and getting them to market, and
that the proceeds for the carcasses would
be clear profit
NEwBURYPoNT, March 1.-The pro-
prietOrs of an alledged swindliDg concern,
known as "The New England Art UniOn,"
and which was recently broken up, were
arrested at Newfeld, Maine, on Sunday
night last, and brought to this city today.
ga man in this county had a COW which
brought forth calf which had one ear"
That's nothing-a thousand calves in this
county have one ear, and one more t.eo
in all.
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11

Death Of the Postmaster General
WAsuiNGToN, March S.-Posimaster
General Brown, died this morning at half
past 9 o'clock. Up to quarter of au
hour previous be was perfectly conscious
Of his condition, and took leave of bis
family Last night the President had
final interview with him, and was affected
to tears. During an occasional delirium
the dying man called for 'the Bill" evi-
IDENTIFY alluding to the defeated appropria-
zion bill, having reference to the Pos, OF
6ce Department. His death occasions the
utmost sorrow among all classes Of the
community.
John Marion, Sd Assistant Postmaster
General, also died a few days before Gov.
Brown He has been in the Department
about thirty years.
ANsoN VAIL Brown was born in Eir.
gina in lT9j,. educated at Chapel Hill,
n c., practiced law with Ex- Pres Polk,
was Member Of Congress and Governor
" Tennessee.
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1859-03-11

NN-All Who use i arr giving iheir unanir-'u' ~
ony in lis favor.
Mr. gaf,r in dis mouth ,citi tie b,rigorG'er' a'4 y
lGsc tott .-g.+Aer
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-11-02

BOYS, HELP Your MoTHERs.-We have
seen from two to six great hearty boys
sitting by the kitchen stove. toasting their
feet and cracking nuts or Jokes, while their
mother a slender woman, has gone to the
wood pile for wood, to the well for water
or to the meat house to cut frozen steak
for dinner. This is not as it should be.
There is much work about house too hard
for woman Heavy lifting, hard extra
steps, should be done by those more able,
Boys, don't let your mother do it all, es-
pecially ifshe is feeble woman. Dull,
prosy housework is irksome enough at
best. 1t is a long work, too, it being i'm.
possible to tell when it is quite done and
then on the morrow the whole is to be
gone over with again. There is more OF
it than one is apt to think. We wish
some busy, all-day house-worker, the ar.
rangement of whose house Is about as in
convenient as it can be, a no uncommon
state of things, would count her steps for
one day and let US have the result in
miles let it be noted how many times
she goes into the cellar, to the wood pile,
to the pump, up and down stairs. and es-
pecially how many times form the stove
to the buttery,-M Morning Star.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-11-02

ELEGANT EXTRACT.-Iave YOU heard
OF the great clock of St Paul's in London
At midday, in the roar OF business, when
carriages and carts, and wagons, and ON
nibuses, 90 rolling through the streets,
how many never hear that great clock
strike unless they five nearit But when
the work of the day is over, and the roar
Of business mas passed a,ay-when men
are gone to sleep and silence relgns in
London-then at twelve, at one, at two
at three, at four, the sound OF that clock
may be head for miles around, Twelve
One Two Three = -Four How
that clock is heard by many sleeplcss
man. That clock is Just like the con-
science Of the impenltent man. While he
has health and strength, and goes on in
the whirl of business, he will not hear his
conscience. He drowns and silences its
voice by plugging into tie world. lie
will not allow the inner man to speak TO
him. But the day will come when con-
science will be heard, whether he likes it
or not. The day will come when its
voice will sound in his ears, and pierce
him like sword. The time will come
when he must retire from the world, and
lie down on the sick-bed, and look death
in the face. And then the clock of con-
science, that solemn clock, will sound in
his heart, and, if no has not repented,
will bring wretchedness and misery to his
soul Oh, no write it down in the tab
lets Of your heart-without repentance, no
peace 2-L Z. Kyle.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-11-02

-Alock smith in Frankfort-on,the-
Main has hit upon the ingenious idea
Of constructing strong box with out
any key hole at all, and which even the
owner himself cannot open. Insid IS
clockwork the hand Of which the owner
places at the hour and minute when he
again wants to have access to the box.
The clock work begins to move as soon
as the lid is shut, and opens the lock
from the inside at the moment when
the hand indicates.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-11-02
Georgia Court.-A Rich Scene.

Georgia Court.-A Rich Scene.
After a well-known Georgia Solicitor
General had administered the usual oath
to the grand and petit juries and bailifs,
he turned to the presiding Judge and re-
marked
May it please your Honor, do not
remember any form of an oath admins
tered to the lobby bailifs, but by your per-
mission / think ] can frame one that will
be satisfactory to the Court"
Judge--Proceed, Mr., Solicitor
SOL Gen'l.--Put your hand on the
book ; (whereupon tall, lean, vinegar
faced son of Anak stepped up and prompt
ly grabbed the book You do solemnly
swear. in presence of this Court, and rs
lawyers, that you will take your position
in the lobby, and there remain with your
eyes skinned during the entire session of
the Court. That you will not suffer any
one to speak above low whisper, and If
any one shall dare to do 50 in presence of
your royal highness you will yociterously
exclaim, " Silence in the lobby ~ and il
order is not Immediately restored, you
further swear that you will, by one pom
deroUs blow Of your fist, planted between
the peepers of the offender. knock him
down. Ali of this you will do to the best
OF your skill and knowledge so help you
Cod
The bailiff took the position assigned
him, and Immediately after the Court was
organized, Tom Diggers, who looked as
green as young gourds, walked in to the
room wearing brogans No. II and his
hands thrust deep in his pockets, and in
CURED
Hello, fellows, where in thunder is
Jim Snellins ?"
"Silence in the lobby" " roarea the en-
ragged official,
Brogans-You must be all all-dred
tarnaI fool, and eff ye jist open that bread
trap Of your'n ag'in your nanny won'
know ye'
Wheroupon i'm Jarvis the pailiif. lei
fly the dogs Of war, aud greeny fell fat Of
his back in the air, lie grabbed grccny
by the seat Of his trowaers, and dra2geC
him wrong end foremost into the presence
OF his Honor, the presiding Judge anC
said
Mr.. Judge here's that internal Ton
Diggers, that want never in a Cour
House atoro, and he undertook to run Owe
this chicken but 'cortin to my oath
fetched the tarnal crilter up standing, b.
| giving him Il jerk atween the eyes, cord
in to law, and now say the word, and II
luaul the dog-wood juice outen him afor
| yon kin wink your eyes twice
Judgo-lurn him loose, Mr. BailiH,an,
accept the thanks of the Court for tn
prompt discharge OF your official duties
Exit Greeney,with eyes large as saucers
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-11-02

The WONDERFUL LEG y Wedgwood had
a cork leg, wonderful imitation Of the
leg he had lost. 1t is told of him that on
one occasion, when discussing the effects
of boiiing water OH the uerN Gus system,
he laid bet with one Of his guests that
he would hold his leg longer in boiling
water than any mau in the kingdom,
TUBS were produced, watches were drawn
out, stockings pulle d Oft, and legs dipped
in. Wedgwood quietly set his cork leg
firmly into the smoking tub-ful His
guest followed his example Wedgwood
did not vince his guest howled and
wriggled, and his leg grew rqdder The
potter looked on with smile, amazing
the company with his calm composurc.
AT last the scalded leg was drawn out in
agony and Wedgwood remained master
of the match Five minutes, ten, a quar-
ter Of an hour, and still Mr.. Wedgwood
smiled and looked composed. Feel it,
pinch it, do what you will with it, quoth
he; its the best leg | have, though only
of cork Titan.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-11-02

There is only one paper in Egypt,
a small monthly sheet, at four dollars
a year 1t is devoted mainly to the
powers that be, am every one in the
employment of the Pacha is obliged to
snhscribe.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-11-02

Mexican citizen throws the following
challenge to NJ Blondin
" A single telegraph wire should be
extended from the American to tie
Canada shore, without single guy,
over the cataract at Niagara Falls.
The local of this paper wearing pair
Of cowhide boots dressed in the costume
of female Dutch cook, will proceed to
the middle of the wire with a common
clay pipe as balancing pole, driving
before him COW and hog, and car
rying on his back a cooking stove, a
coop Of chickens, bed and bedding, 3
keg Of lager beer, barber's chair. and
various cooking utensils He will then
unload himself and Immediately 20 70
bed. After snooze offifteen minutes,
he will rise, dress himself, take a glas
| of beer, milk the COW, Kill the hog, anl
dress it, cook fresh pork for bseakfas1.
after which he will eat a VOLTS meal,
He will then throw a hundred s0mer>
sauts, sucking an egg while in the air
at each evolution, alighting the last
time on the top of the cows's horn, and
while in that position will take The
chicken coop, and after having taken
the chickens out one at d time and
wrung their necks consecutiyely. viii
balance the coop Oh the tip Of his no'4,
balance the cooking stove ON his right
hand thumb. balance the bedstead on
his left hand thumb, at the same time
finishing the beer and making Dutch
speech to the admiring crowds On
either shore. After. which, after the
manner of Levi Moths celebrated on,
horse act--the local will perform the
one COW act. The foreman o. this
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hands. Then there will b. represent,
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fight in which the local aud foremqa
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Tua Boy THAT TOLD LARGE Sr,-
Rr5.-There vas onse 4 h,. So. a.l
the hab,, Of telling very larle .rlr-,.
When he saw 4 squirrel IN tu. no.,s
he would saw chat he had seen .m.,
tbinr as biz a. bear If he E!ll.i
two birds at shot. he would bY,3.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1859-11-02
In an =" Essay on Women" a v

In an " Essay on Women" a writer
remarks that beauties generally die old
ma'ds-They set such a price on thomsel-
YES that they don't find il purchaser till
the market is closed.-Out Of eleven
beauties that have come out within the
last eighteen years, ten are still single.
They spend their days in working great
dogs on yellow wool while their evenings
are devoted to low spirits and French
novels