Red Wing sentinel., 1859-07-30
GOOD ONE.

|rington, Recorder of Bristol, is rela-
ted by on Of the Bristol press. Hav-
ing to appear for a plaintiff in case
at Clonmell, lie g let into:' the plain
tiff in no measured terms. The indi-
vidual inveighcd against, not being
press nt, only heard Of the invcctivcs.
After Darlington, however, had got
back to Dublin, the defendant, a Tip
|perary man named Foley, lost no time
in paying his compliments to the coun-
sci. He rode al night, and COY ID
with sleet, arrived before Barrington's
residence, in llarcourt street, Dublin.
Throwing the bride Of his smoking
horse over the railing Of the area, he
announced his arrival by a laundering
knock at the door. Barrington's valet
answered the summons, and opening
the street door beheld The apparatioli
OF the roagh coated lipper:rj fire
eater, will, 4 stick under his arm, and
the sleet sticking to his bushy: whis-
Eers.
els your master up?'' demanded
the visitor, in a voice that gave some
intimation Of the object Of his jour
ney
NO. answered the man. al
"Then give him my compliments,
and say Mr.. Folcy-he'll know the
name-will be glad to see him. ,~
The valet went up stairs and told
his master, who was i'll bed, the object
of his visit. .,s.,,f
"Then don't let Mr.. Foley in for
your life," said Darlington, s:tor it's
not hare or a brace OF ducks he has
come to present me with.''
The man was leaving the bedroom,
when 4 rough wet coat pushed by him,
while y thick voice said "by your
lcave,' and ut the same time Mr.. Fo-
ley entered the bed room. l.;,> :" s, -
. You know my business, sir" said
he to Darlington II have made a
journey TO teach you manners, and it's
not my purpose to return until l have
broken every bone in your body" and
ut the same time he cut a figure. before
the chcval glass. 'ts i's s"Rs .7atsa ~.
You do not mean to say that you
would murder me in bed - .cxclauncd
D;lines; who had as: much honor. as]
cool courage. "a II :, ,i;15c2.e;. :::lq % eso.
:. =" = Mo- replied the otl,er, :' bnt. get
up as soon as you can. - ~ il ~ g,s
"Yes,'', replied DANES, !" that YOU
might fell me the moment. I put my-]
self out of the Blankets" 81 ba15t 5a .: q
i" No. replied the other. 81 pledge
you my word not to- touch You until
you are out: Of bed"
Upon your honor Pr @@'', ~ l;.i5f
" Upon my honor ,'..'.- 5g-,l@ .
':That is enough said DANES,
turning over and making himself com.
Portable, and seemed as though he
meant to fall asleep, 4" I have the hon
or of an Irish gentleman, and may
rest as safe as though l was under a
castle guard ''.a2'@ - % -: =. -: :.
The Tipperary salamander looked
marvellously. astouished at tho pre-.
tended sleeper, but soon DANES be.
gan to snore. taE HggT1 z1.Gf. &.
6 Hallo!" says Foley, g aren't you
going to get up?'' ,.y,z ...
NO." sad DANES, II have the
honor OF an Irish gentleman that he
will not strike me in bed, and l am
sure l am not going to get up, to have
my bones broken. l will never get
up again. In the meantime, Mr.. Fo-
Icy, if you should want your breakfast
ring the bell; the best in the house is
at your service. : The morning paper
will be here presently, but be sure and
air it before reading, for there-is moth:
ing from which man so quickly
catches cold as reading a damp jour
nall" said DANES, affecting to 60 to
sleep.
The Tipperary had fun in him as
we'll as ferocity; he could not resist,
the cunning of the counsel. "Get up
Mr.. Darlington, for in bed or ont Of
bed, ! have not the pluck to bea, so
droll heart.'' Il. ..-,.fr
The result was that in less than al
hour afterwards, Daines and his in.
tended murderer were sitting down to
\ warm breakfast, the latter only in:
tent upon assau1sing d dish of fsmokpd
chops.