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THURSDAY MORNING, APRIL II, 1859

the most cruel deprivations; but this only u
reused the martyr spirit of the victim. At
last, pols)ual violence was threatened, and
one day, when stretched upon lis couch, pale
and haggar3 with confinement. his beard I'M
si.orn, and his apparel in disorder, the tempt
er who was no other than an officer of high
rank in the British service. came to him end
announced that his life was already forfeited
by the laws Of war, and that if he did not
rccant his rebellion. afford the information re-
quired at once. and promise support and ser
vice to the cause of the King. he had not an
other hour to live.
''And if | could consent to 80 base q thing,
what guaranty would you have Of the truth Of
any statement might make?'
1--WE should hold you still as responsible for
the information furnished. If it was correct,
and YOU would pledge yourself in the sacred
name of your Master, to serve faithful thrrcal-
ter the cause OF the King, freedom, and honor,
and advancement should be yours
$50, tempter! and pollute not the holy
name Of Jehovah, by cndeavoriug to dishonur
one of the humhcst Of his sofyants therein.
| | am proof alike against brihcs and threats 80
| 1--WE will see that p exalaiincd the o;iignr
and at a signal from him. the door Of the dun
geon was burst open, and two fierce wrrLChcs
rushed in, with drawn swords Their ycrY
countenanccs indcatcd their fitness lur the as
sassin-like work they Were cal.ci t. rcrfrm.
From his pallet Of straw, where Wiimot re-
clined. he gazel fearIcssIy on those he d"crci
were about t. become his eXerutinncrs
'Do, then, your bloody work | lam ready
for the martyrs crowu lciter that, hy far
than tie PrIc" OF my country's blood which
would loo worthless to me, as were the tlhty
piec,s VI silver to .Iu,lus.'
Tie officer. struck with tEclliph and dcvnt.
c1 COURAGE OF his prisoner nut forth his hanr
tn check the brutal impotnositv of the assns.
sins. which would, duubtir.,ly, have rocked il.
self in llo,l: ad o.,z;ua an Instant m, til,
palr but f.ul"ss c,t.iitruaucn Of the vorne
man. he dismissed his mvrmvdans. AMI rctir.
inr SLOWLY himself lie clusrd the door atlar
him. agI Lett W,m alone ami in silence
Some. hours hal rass,L aa,, the mind o.
.Ae prisoner bad scarcely lnconln .,alul,l from
ibo r.,itii., scene, through watch he had
ras3,I although it. had been ,!uiy exercise,
III me, .,jtl,iuu ami .raycr. when the to.a. ~
li. pgisau-hoii>c ag.lin rrrahrd upnn i, him,
rr,., ;.,nt Iiglt penetrated the eio.n cr eve
uin.s which had gIthrrc,l around hin. an,
risius n,ll-way from HI, couch 10 luarl III,
occasion Of tn, mw,ptri jnfcrrurtion l.,
nrrr.;vrI a female who with n quick Lnpb,
snrapa to his arms, cxclaimine:
"Tbank toI Won are safe, my husband
nv husband
1t WAS indeed his wife. strange AS the an
unritir,u must have seemed to him The ia,
and a,tonishmcnt of a visit So unexpectc,
and uplor.d for were too nuch for nerve
which. though shattered by suffering. h4,
been firm ENOUGH to look death in tLe face
l.
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Ptrt,IsG rHE WhoL OVER ms EYES. Two
take the following story from the lively
Paris correspondence of the st. Louis RcpuF-
ican:
Two men, tolerably we'll dressed stoppca
the other evening, between nine and ten o.
clock, at the door of 4 grocer in the Rue dc
Normadie. They We're both laughing i'm
moderately, and talking in a loud tore Of
voice
II tell YOU yes, said one. an bet YOU it
isn't replied the Other. "Wel let ;is bet. ="
said the first And at these words .hev both
entered the store. where the grocer was all
alone behind the counter.
DO You sell molaSscs ?" asked one of the
men.
YES gentlemen
"Well give me two pounds"
"Hayc YOU n jug, sir ?"
"Noi rrt It in ny hat
"How in your hat ?"
"Yes don't be afraid, pour it in; it's q
bet
Tho grocer took the hat, put it in his
scales, and poured in not without laughing
the two pounds Of noasscs as ordered
VERY well, said the singular customer
taking up lis hat, "pay YOURSELF" and he
threw five franc piece on the counter.
The grocer opened his drawer, and began
to count out the change
excuse me- sir, sail the owner Of the
hat intcrrupting him; but your molasscs
has avery singular odor."
ut is very good, assure you,' said the
grocer.
no, it smells badly; smell it yourself"
The too contiding grocer reached over his
head, and put his nose down to SMELL but
his customer suddenly turned the hat over
the grocer's head, and with vigorous blow
pushed it down over his eyes. His accom-
plice, proiting by his opportunity, plunged
his hand into the open drawer, drew ont all
the money, and the two fed befoic the un-
iortnna'" grocer could either cry or get ,he
hat off his lead
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4iGGtitQl.
For the Civilian & Telegraph.
The Fountain of Youth.
BY ARAI..


Juan Ponce de Leon was sent to conquer
the island of Porto Rico; and having there
amassed great riches, and received intorma-
ton of an island situated to the North, in
which there was miraculous fountain. pos
scsSng the power of restoring youth to the
aged, be sailed, in 1912, in quest of those
happy shores. Although he was unable to
find the Fountain of Youth, he discovered
the country, to which he gave the name Of
Florida, on account Of it's blooming appear
ancc."
Away away! DER tho flashing wave,
TO an island stiIl more fair,
Where Amararthine flowers breathe
Upon tn enchanted air
To an isle, where Spring perennial blooms,
And the zephyrs soft are Blowing;
Where the waters rare Of tho Fount of Youth
In currents cha!mol are flowing
Then away. away DER the loaming sea,
Away DER the waters wide,
Till VIC gain that isle whose sjlycry shore
Is lavcd by gcntler tide;
Wen quaa the fountain playing there,
And the magical draugit shall bring,
For the autumn's care and the winters voc
The glow Of Lies young spring.
So the Spanish ronqueror sailed afar,
In search of the Northern strand,
Where the charmed fount in the sunshine
played,
And he found a howery land;
But the fablcd tount in the ycrual isle,
With its mystical, dreamy sound,
The Spanish conqucror sought in vain
AS he sailed the waters round.
| There's hope within these hearts Of onrs,
Which looks for land more fair,
Where the bloom Of love, aud friendship
flowers
Unfold in purcr air
Where the graceful forms, and the hearts o
truth,
We loved in the long ago.
Ere time had chilled the faith of youth,
In iadeess bliss shall glow
O! where is that land where the bugdcn 0
life
And the sorrows Of age are unknown,
Where a halo of love, and immortal dc,igll
Around tho worn spirit is thrown?
Far away DER iifc's soa where the pillows q
time
With ctcrnity's ocean arc blending,
Lies the land OF cur drcams-tl.e land of on
hope,
With its beauty and bliss never ending.
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sEH ssN.S.ss.-u

DEArH OF The lIoy. DAyIp Bnoc.HARr The
Harrisonyille lMo.) Democrat announces the
death OF Judge David Brcokhart, on the 5th ust
He was born in Virginia on the 2lst day of
November, 1890, and lived for many years in
Maryland and Kentucky, and emigra,ed from
the latter State TO Missouri in the year 1852
Many ofour readers doubtless will remember
ar. brookhart MS prominent citizen and poll
ticlar OF our State ir times past. For many
years he represented Washington County in
our Legislature, and held many other Offices OF
trust and i;ono- ard gas universally esteemed
for his personal and political integrity. He emf
sratsd from Washington couaiy .bcp, ,~.nty
years age
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9Dit uua Aumnr.
Patrick's Serenade.
* TUE oRIGfSAL. lRisH..


och Bridget. mavourncen, just open the
windsr,
And giEe me y glimpse Az your beutiiu
face
NV ancient duieen 5 al hurt ts cinder,
And bogs are quite thik in this mnrtheE:a
place.
Sure Biddy my girl, iLsno joke for saniou;,
10 Walk all he day 'nath the botherin
Lod,
And then, in the night, serynsde yonag
Fanioiis,
Cane up to Lis knees in the muddy ouid
sod,
lin dyin wii rapture. my jewei Of cratqres
And niyer lovyer more willingly howled;
But don't ye let scorn wrinkle up your sweet
taturcs,
Because your poor Paddy has got such
.cowld.
The lghtnin is ,oar!n. the toouihcI ! siash-
IN,
The moon Is 10 bigger than nothin' at all
And such url OUTRAGEOUS and diyilish spashin'
nivcr did hear sn,e days l WAS small.
Thin open the winder, my queen av affection,
Or what is as good-plaze open the door;
Nor dhramc that you're sure OF escapln' de-
tection-
know ye're awake, BY the length of your
shpore.
Yankee Notions.
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THE LAW OF NEWSPAPERS.

lfiubscribers order the discontinuance OF
their newspapers, the publisher may conuhne
20 send them until Il L arrearages are pald.
Ifsubscribers neglect or refuse TO take their
newspapers from the office to which they are
directed, they are held responsible until they
have settled the bills and ordered them discon-
tinued.
If subscribers move to other places without
informing the publisher, and the newspapers are
sent to the former direction, they are held re-
sponsible.
The courts have decided that refusing to
tkat newspapers from the office, or removing,
and leaving them uncaed for, is prima facia
evidence ofintentioual fraud.
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WILLIAM EVANS, Proprietor.
TERMS -One copy, one year, 81
in yariahly in advance.
Germs Oft0c gioifian e Ge(e9rap0.

TWO DOLLAaS per annum, strictly in ad-
vgnce-52.5o if not so paid, and $500 if not
paid within the year.
Those who expect to receive the CIVILIAN
TEtEdRAPH for $500 must pay invariably in
advance.
L5-Bear in mind that no paper will be dis
continued until all arrearages are paid
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dinner is now meal taken at supper
time. Formerly it was considered means
Of enjoying society, and therefore was mod
crate in expense and frequent in occurrence;
now, it is given 10 display yourself, not TO
crafty your friends, and is inhospitably rare
because foolishly extravagan..
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Women, in general, are worth more than
men; and, in tact, our vices cause the defects
of women. Almost all their vices belong to
Us, while their virtues and good qualities are
thers--and theirs alone.
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The WIFE's CoMMANpMEyTs.-AS Sunday
paper, published in CINCINNATI gives the fol-
lowing as a correct version for the use of all
doubling husbands. Listen;
l. Thou shalt have ~ Other wife but me
.. Thou shalt no. take into thy house
any beautiful brazen image of a servant girl.
to bow down to her, Tor | am Jealous wife.
visiting, &c
8. Thou shalt not take the name Of toy
wife in vain
4. Remember thy wife to keep her re-
specially.
5. Honor thy wifes father and mother
G. Thou shalt not fret
:. Thou shalt not find fault with thy din.
ner.
8. Thou shalt not chew tobacco.
0. Thou shalt not be behind thy neigh
bor
20. Thou shalt not visit the run,-tavern ::
thou shalt not covet the tavern keepers rum
nor MS brandy, nor his GIN nor his whiskey,
nor his wine nor anything that is behind the
bar Of the runl-scsler.
II. Thou shalt not visit billiard saloons.
neither tcr worshipping in the dance, nor the
heaps OF money that lie on the table.
And the twelfth commandment is. thou
shalt not stay out later than nine o'clock at
night
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We see it stated, that in South Carolina
not single civorce has ever been obtained.
The morals Of that State will compare favora-
bly with those Of any ether in the Union.
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Rates of Advertising.

One square of IL lines, so cents for one in
sertiou--s subsequent insertions 25 cents each.
All advertisements under IL lines charged as
square.
Business Curdsin the Directory, per annum,
rnlud ina,
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VIM. R. BEALL & CO.,
DEALERS IN ALL KINDS OF

Chewinga and Smoking Tobacco,
PIPES, SNUFF, MATCHES, &c,
Baltimore Street, near tho Railroad Depot,
CCNBERLA NJ, ND.
QETURN thfr hanks for the patronage here
IL tofore cxtended.to the late firm of c. S.
CO., and begs leave t" invite the
attention Of purchasers to their NEW STOCK,
which iscomposed Of ia part, as follows, viz:
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Larger space for short periods, MS per agree
ment
Advertisements before Marriages and Deaths,
10 cents per line for first inserion-sucseqnen
insertions, s cents per line. Nine words are
counted as a line in Advertising
Merchants and Others, advertising by the
year. will he charged Sl2 90.
Procee e'dings of meetings not of n general
character, charged al 4 cents per line for each
insertion.
Yearly advertisers must confne their adver-
tsing to their own business.
ALI TRANSIENT ADVERTISING, out side the city
of Cumberland cash in advance.
Persons ordering the insertion oflegal adver-
tsements will he held responsible for payment
for the same when the time for which they were
ordered to be inserted shall have expired.
lSsoLvENT NOTICES, cash in advance.
PATENT MEpicISEs, one half in advance and
the balance in six months.
ALL Jon WORK, cash
The losses we have sustained compel us 10
adopt this course 1t will be strictly adhered
10 in all cases, and no advertisement from n
distance will be inserted unless accompanied
by the cash.
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MAaIGTRArEs' BLANKS
NJ Fer sale 4 mi, Office,
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Heed White and Blue.
The Philadelphia W eekly


EScH SS 1aAec ebfu ssEase.
The Philadelphia cekly
ILLUSTRATED
M!s-, VJ':..-.:!y -.-Ny.yyy!5,
is one OF the Largest and Best Literary Pa
pers Of the day.
An Imperial Quarto, containing 5 pages or
40 columns original, interesting and
fascinating reading matter
from the pens OF The best
AME CAN A VI II U r S
PEEMICMSTO SUBSCRIBERS.
One copy tor one year, 81 90 and Premiums.
One copy for two years, 3 30 and "
One copy for three years, 3 90 aud Z
One copy for five years, 0O and 10 "
AND TO oLUBs.
Three copies one year, IS 90 and Premiums
Five copies, one year, 90 and 10 ="
Ten copies, one year, IS 90 and 20 q"
Twenty copies one year. 30 90 and ~
An extra copy given TO those getting up Il
Club OF 10 subscribers and remittng $l5.
TIE PREMIUMS.
Every subscriber will receive two premi-
ums, worth from 50 cents to $500, by the extra
Do yment of rs cents each Ls soon as the
subscription money is received, the subscriber
will he informed what his Premiums are, and
then it is optional with him whether he pays the
25 cents or not.
The Premiums that we sell to the snbscri-
bersfor 25 cents each, are embraced in the fol-
lowing List:
10 Pianafortes $500 each.
3 u. S. Treasury Noies, 500
30 Gold Hunting Casei Watches rs
100 " rs
800 Gold Watches, 80
100 Sew ng Machines Is
500 Silver Hunting do. $40 to 80
500 Gold Guard aud Vest Chains 80
1000 - Is TO 20 "
Silver Watches, Gold Chains, Gold Brooch
es and various other articles, worth from so
cents to S25.
All communications mus! be addressed TO
A. y. BROWN co,
No 1923 South Third Street
PHILADELPHIA,
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MATE1ESSES,

stoves! Stoves! Stoves!
4 FULL assortment Of Stoves, such as Par
~ lor, Egg and Cooking Stoves of the latest
patterns constantly kept on hard, and will be
sold cheap.
Odd Castings, Fire Brick and Soap Stones
for Stoves, kept constantly on hand.
Call at JOHN JoHNs0N's.
Sept. 0, 1855.
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JOS. A. .oHAPLIsE. A. II. DILLON, JR.
CHAPLINE & DILLON,
Attorneys at Law and
Solicitors In haneerv,

Dubuque, Iowa. Will practice in all the courts
of this and adjoining States. All business
from the east will be promptly attended to-
Particular attention paid to the collection of
claims.
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EVERY YOUNG MAN
Should write Immediately for one Of those
Large and Beautiful ornamented Circulars, rep
resenting the Exterior and Interior View of
the College, Pennmanship, DC" which Twill be
sent by return mail, free Of Charge, with Cata-
logue containing List of Students, Terms of
Tuition, Opinions OF the Press on our new Sys.
tenn Of Book Keeping, etc.
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FACl LILY.
L. X. LOSER, Principal-Lecturer on the
Science of Accounts, Business, Customs, etc.
j. NJ. PHILLIPS, Professor of Book. Keeping
and Commercial Calculations.
Il. II. DAVIES, Associate Prof. of Book Keep
ing.
n. 9. Joussos, Professor of Pennmnnship.
.. L. WILLIAMS, ESQ, Mercantile Law.
REV. y. Y. REESE, D. D., Com m ei oial Ethics
TRUSTEES.
Hon. John P. Kennedy, Hon. Joshua vassant,
non; Inomas Swami, VIM. II. Keighler, ESQ. y,
Jacob Trust, ESQ.,, William Knabe. ESQ.
The time usually required to complete the
full course, from to IL weeks,
DIPLOMA ii warded ~ .ii c~adr....
Large oirculnrs and Catalogues statipe terms.
2c., sent by mail free Of charge. Address
d. Lo6IER,
Jan. .I,. .leos.-ly' Baltimore, Nd.
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JOHN BEALLs
IRON FOUNDER and MACHINIST,

keeps constantly on hand and manufactures to
order, Steam Engines, Stoves, Crates, and
every thing in his line of business, corner Of
Harrison and Centre Streets.
The Buchanan County guardian. (Independence, Buchanan County, Iowa) 1858-1864, 1859-12-01

ENrERPRIsING-In the office of the
London Times there is bureau that one
must think must be terror to not few
Every man, whose life is. deemed worth
taking, has place in certain pigeon.
hole" wherein the record is constantly
kept written up" to the latest possible
period-a sort of log," to be displayed
the minute lile's voyage is ended Deeds
done and words said in the heat of pas
sion are there acts performed at long
intervals are brought into startling prox-
unity, and all, of necessity, divested OF
the glow and action, the touch of nature,
as it were. that made us regard them in
the living actor with a lenient. if not a
loving eye. Such man dies to-nig ght-
the "pigeon-hole" gives up its dead, and
to morrow morning. even before the SUBJ
ject has begun to lie in state, the leading
acts and incidents of his life are spread
all abroad TO the world. Quick work
they make Of fame.
The Buchanan County guardian. (Independence, Buchanan County, Iowa) 1858-1864, 1859-12-01
Who is Responsible.

Our neighbor of the Democrat con.
tends that the Republican party is. He
says:
"The Republicans are concerned and
indignant at the use Democrats are max
ing of Browns exploit They, it is true,
preach what Brown practices, but they
are not to be held accountable. Like the
demagogue who excites the mob with his
incendiary harangue, but hypocritically
advises peace, they are not to blame
Brown is their victim now. If he had
succeeded, he would have been the hero.
He was only rash ; began too soon and
failed.''
We protest earnestly against this loose
and reckless sort of talk. 1t is not only
groundless, but perfectly silly. 1t is in.
excusable. 1t is insufferable. Where,
when, how, has the Republican party. or
any great party in this Union, ever
preached what Brown has practiced ?
In the name of our common country, we
demand to know. Let the editor of the
Democrat answer, if he can, or else cease
this wretched libelling of one half the
people of the Republic. and of human
nature itself. The calumny is monstrous
-Louisvtlie Jour.
The Buchanan County guardian. (Independence, Buchanan County, Iowa) 1858-1864, 1859-12-01

The Chicago Times. the organ of
Judge Douglas, has hunted up an old
speech. delivered by President Buchan-
an, of July 7th, 184l. when in the Uni.
ted States Senate, on the Bank question
and insists that it proves him believer
:" in the doctrines of Lincoln, Seward,
Ossawatomie Brown, &c. -
Now, if it were not unparliamentarv
language, and il | did not desire to treat
all my friends on this (Whig) side of
the House with the respect which / feel
for them, l would say that the idea of
tine question having been settled so AS
To BIND THE CoNscIENCEs OF MEMBERS Of
Congress when voting on the present bill,
is RIDICULOUS AND ABSURD. IL
ALL THE JUDGES AND ALL THE LAWYERS
IN cHRIsTENDoM had decided in the affir-
native, when the question is thus brought
home to one as legislator, bound to
vote for or against new charter. upon
oath to support the constitution, l MUST
EXERCISE NY OWN JUDGMENT. | would
treat with profound respect the argu-
ments and opinions of judges and con-
stitutional lawyers but If, after all, they
fail TO convince me that the law was con-
stitutional, | SHOULD BE GUILTY OF PER-
JURY BEFORE HIGH HEAVEN if l voted in
its favor.
F" But even if the judiciary had settled
the question. should never hold myself
bound by their decision while acting in
a legislative character. Unlike the SEN
ator from Massachusetts (Mr. Bates,l I
shall neuer consent to place the liberties of
the people an the hands Of any Judicial
tribunal
No man holds in higher esteem than
| do the memory of Chief Justice Mar
shall but Ishould never have consented
to make eren him the final ar6iter betueen
the Government and the people of this
country, on questions Of constitutional lib
erty."
The Buchanan County guardian. (Independence, Buchanan County, Iowa) 1858-1864, 1859-12-01

STANDING UP FOR HIS FRrENps.-In
the flush times of Vicksburg, Miss, when
the phrase hard case" meant something
more than it does now. Harvey jenkins
was admittedly one of the hardest. By
some strange accident Harvey found him
self at church one evening. The sermon
being over, the preacher requested all
who were friendly to religion to rise and
hold up their right hands. The whole
audience, apparently, rose to their feet.
After they were seated again, the minis
ter continued. " Now, ii there is sin
gle one here who desires to see Satan and
his kingdom prosper, he will rise and
hold up his hand" Harvey, with some
difficulty, got into an erect position. and
said +: Had the vote been less unani.
nous. should have retained my seat
but l make it a point of honor always to
stand by my friends"
The Buchanan County guardian. (Independence, Buchanan County, Iowa) 1858-1864, 1859-12-01
A Roadside COlloquy.

"And SO. Squire, you don't take a
county paper?"
"No, Major I get the city papers on
much better terms, so I take couple OF
them
But, Squire, the county papers often
prove of great service to us; and tho
more we encourage, the better the editors
can make them"
Why, l don't know Of what service
they are to me-"
The farm you sold last fall. was ed.
vertsed in one Of them, and thereby
you obtained customer. Did you
not 90
Every true. Major but / paid three
dollars for it.
But you made more than three dol
lars by it. Now if your neighbors had
not maintained that press and kept it
ready ror your use, you would have
been without means to advertise your
property. But | think saw your daught-
er's marriage in those papers did that
cost you anything %
"No, but
"And your brothers. death was thus
published, with a long obituary notice.
And the destruction of your neighbor
Briggs house by FIRE. You know these
things are exag gerated till the authentic
account of the newspapers sets them
right"
20. true, but"
:" And when your cousin Splash was
out for the Legislature. You appeared
much gratifed at his nephew's defense
which cost him nothing
Yes, yes, but these things are news
to the readers. They cause people to
take the papers"
"No. no, Squire Grudge. not if all
were like you. Now l tell you the day
will come when some one will write q
very long eulogy on your life and char
acter, and the printer will put it in type
with heavy black line over it; and
with all your riches, this will be done
for you as grave for pauper. Your
wealth, liberality. all these will be spo-
ken of and the printers boy, as he
spells the words in arranging the types
to these sayings, will remark Of you.
poor, mean devil. he is even sponging
an obituary. Good morning. Squire"