Smyrna times., 1859-08-11
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usually pdgS tH6 pCUdIly Oi lluIScFt
t'ons connected with green cantelopes, ada
ma"tlne apples, and immature puns. Wa
mas sam It's thousands, hut dysenterY has sai
It's tens Of thousands Ofall seasons OF The veal
August is the most trying. Younglings in thei
second summer pass through August Ike
Schooiboy over the P0nS Asin0rum. If the
reach the other side they are safe for auothe
Stage OF lies journey, just the boy VIII
MaslerS The fifth proposition Of the first book O
. hnc!a may be considered competent TO sue
CeSsiuiIy overcome all the difficulties Of the r.,
maInder. People viii do well to think Of these
'hlngS, and guurd against them.
LiFE's THREE MOST THRILLING KIssrs.-
llfFf lInckiander, the StutIgard author say.
lie has three kisses that are crises: :" The
"'S' Is mat winch the mother presses on the
neW-b"rn infants head The second that which
the newly welded bride bcstows on your lIps
The lhIrd that With winch love or lriendsbID
closes Your eyes, wheD your career en- earth is
ended.'
IfPocRIsY.-Francis p. Blair, of Missouri.
ldieiy made political sp, cch at S.. Joseph's.
ana he Is sa!d 10 have come out strong for free
SoII' and IN favor Of introducing Republican
principles lnto Slave States. The Chicapo
ItHf$, In this connection, says: We have not
Heard that he has cmancIpdted his own slaves.
nor IS 1t reported that he refuses to accept IN.
wages OF his eighteen or twenty stout hard
worked negroes
EXcERPTs.-Mortal things fade; immortal
'h'nSS spring more freshly with every step to
ne tomb.
A'ndness Is tue aoden cham by which socie.
> Is bau"d together.
The pea u the baud that knows how to use
IT, Is The most powerful weapon in the world
lie who turns Sfv, for pleasure, wouldn't
hesitate - q" hln2Gau i"r busjaeSs
l. yonr WI De Your friend, your mind your
companion, anI y"ar tongue your servant.
The eye of Napoleon III IS sharp, and il !
ra"g's over the VIDE world. splendid
painting pair Of nIght-baCk horses, lately I
'"hed by Mr.. Sanderson, Of SomervIlIe, n. j., !
nave just been sold TO HIS Imperial Hlghness
'r &IO00, aud eli for the royal stables last /
week. For the last ten years these 5teeds have |
aSeh ali the prizes for carriage horses in the !
5 ate.
The number Of local preachers in the Metho. |
iiSt LpiScopaI CHurch, IL the United States |
exclusive Of the Church souli) is 7,l69. of
. n!ch number 81 oelons to the old Baltimore
J"n'eTe@cc, higher number than is attached I
o a"y other conferences. That o. Illinois con-
ans $50; PhlladrIphIa, 35S Southern Illinois /
contains 3UG New Jersey, 257.
ADJUSTMENTS DENOuNcEn. The Roman Ca |
hole Bshop Of Montreal has addressed cir |
'uldr to his clergy, calling upon them as soon
Is possible TO pronounce from their pupits ga
strong warning against the opera, the theatre
'ircus, aud other amuscHents of a similar ma
ore, which at The present moment are a real /
cArdal 70 our city and country districts
TIE Frozen WELL at Brandon, VT, is one
i the greatest OF CurIostlcs. A swarm OF
avtns, deeply interested men, have gathered
bout It, and, by some, the phenomena Is as
:rlhed to an iceberg; who also believe that at
ome remote period that part of America vas
he head of the sea. All the laud near the
we'll is frozen at depth OF few feet below
he surluce.
BLoNDIN must have imitalors, of course
VERY tool has his followers. One Aymar, a
ne hber of Louise Wells circus troop, propo-
es to turn somersdult from scaifod erected
~ Goat Island into the water at lis foot, depth
i one buudred and seventy feet. Are there
ny police III those parts! Hold him
SQUANrUM is the technical name for a
ew species Of fun practlsed by the folks Of
'hH'uCNFt. IL CoiSiSlo ~ tdNiUg CuONueE uId
aked CLANS, also plain clans, and clans No
ody Is permitted to take offence al inke, or
o mention "business." Squantum must
I fine.
KEEP GOOD COMPANY.--EnterCourse with per-
nns OF decided virtue aud excellence is of great
Importance to the formation of good charac. ,
er. Thc force of example is powerful we
re creatures Of imitation, and by necessary
our habits and tempers are very much
]rmed on the model Of those with whom we
lmIIiariy associate. ,
ABSENCE OF MIND Brown wrote to Jones: {
have left my snuff box on your taule-please
eturn 1t by the bearer" He was about to sea
ne note. when he discovered his snuff. box IN
Is pocket, aud therefore added postscrIpl--
have just found 1t, so do not trouble your
elf TO look for IT," And he despatched the
stler. l
How is IT that, if number of gentlemen
re sitting together, talking senslbly upon some 5
9nslbie subject, aud lady enters, they mostly q
ommence talking tol lshly, and keep II up un- ,
! she makes her exit
Ar THE ELECTION in the city Of st. Louis,
n Monday, the Democrats elected one member \
the Legislature, two county commissioners \
nu one CLERK. ne hepuOlIcanS nave prOba-
ly elected the balance of their eanddates.- q
he Sunday Reform measures wSre carried by d
large muJnrIty.
MORPHY must look TO his lanrels. A young :
lhn named Wilson, recently played two games
chess with The champions of Yale and Har- ,
ard Colleges, trlumphantly, without seeing
ne board. lie Is but II years old. ,
Mexico, since it's establishment as Repub. :
C, which is thirty years ago, has had 1
tty-sx Presidents-an average of one aud
alf Presidents annually
Tue grand essentials to happiness in this life
re something to dc. something TO love, and
omethiDg to hope for.
0]-A pretty girl attended a ball out West
acently. decked off in short dress and pants.-
he other ladies were shocked She quietly
emarked that if they would pull up their dress
5 about the neck as they ought TO be, their
kiFts Would he as short n q hers