The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1859-01-05
.et, Who said bis name Was Normsud!

60 with mel. a..
says Normendy: "po I understand you, MT
Chops, TO hintmsts that the ole Of the expenses
OF thar move will be borne by yorrseih"
Correct Gays Mr.. Chops Sand you shall
Pfinceiy allowance, too" a,
The Bonnet lifted Mr. Chops upon chair ~. :
shake hands with him, and replied In poetry, wita
bis eyes seemingly full Of tears:
my boat 10 on the shore.
And my bark ison the sea,
And co not ask for more,
But III! Go ;-atonR with thee"
They went into Society, IN SHAY ana iour grey
with elk Jackets. They took lodgings In Pail Mall
London and they blazed away.
In CONSEQUENCE Of . note that was brought "a
BartIemy Fair in the autumn Of next year BY
servant, most wonderful got up 10 milk-white
cords and tops, cleaned myself and went to Pal
Mall one evenin sppinted. The gentlemen was o.
their wine arter dinner, and Mr.. Chops eyes wal
more fixed in that Ed of his than thought good
for him. There was three OF em Tin company
mesn,) aud knowed the third well. When las
met, he had on Q white Roman shirt, and bishop
mitre covered with Leopard skin, and played thu
cisrionet all wrong, in band at Wild Beas
Show.
This gent took on not 10 know me, and Mr.
Chops said: "Gentiemen, this Is cid friend o
former days. aud Normandy looked at me throus,
a eye glass, aud eaid, "Magsman, glad TO see you.
(which I'll take my oath he wasn't Mr. Chops
to git him convenient to the table, had his chall
on a throne (much OF the form OF George tn'
Pourths Ia the CANVASS, but he hardly appeared u
me 70 be King there In any other point OF view
for his two gentlemen ordered about like Emper
ors. They was all dressed like May Day-gor'
geous!-and as to Wine, they swam In all sorts.
] made the round of the bottles, first separate
10 say bad done it, and then mixed 'em all TO-
gether Ito say I had done it, and then tried TWO
of 'em as baf aod half and then t'other two
Altogether, / passed n pleasing evenin, but with
tendency to feel muddled, until consider IL gooo
manners to get up and say, "Mr. Chops, the pes
of friends must part thank you for the variety
OF foreign drains you have stood 80 'hansome.
looks towards you in red wine, and i take my
leave" Mr.. Chops replied, at you'll inst hItct
me out of this over your right arm, Magsman, ano
carry nae down stairs, I'll see you out" said
couldn't think Of such a thing, but he would have
il. so lifted him off bis throne. He smiit strong
of Maideary, and couldn't help thinking as
carried him down that it was like a large bottle
full of wine, with a rsyther ugly stopper, good
deal ont of proportion.
When set him on the door mat in the hall, be
kept me close to him by holding on to my coat.
collar, and he whispers
II amt 'appy, magsman."
whats on your mind, Mr.. Chops"
"They don't use me well. They ant grateful to
mo- They puts me on the msntlepiece when
locks me in the sideboard when won't give up
my property
81 can't. We're in Society together, and what
would Society sayi"
"Come out of Society,"" says /.
81 can't. You don't know what you're talking
about. When you have once gone into Society,
you mustn't come cut Of it,"
"Then If you'll excuse the freedom, Mr.. Chops
were my remark, shaking my head grave, 81 think
It's pity you ever went in
Mr. Chops shook that deep Ed of his, to supris-
Ia extent and slapped it half dozen times with
his hand, aud with more Vice than thought were
in him. Then, he says, "You're good felier, bat
lob uIn
Magsman, the little man will now walk three times
round the Caravan, aud retire behind the cur
tain The last l see of him on that occasion was
bis tryin, on the EXTREMIST verge of nsensibilty,
to climb up the stairs, one by one with his hands
aud knees. They'd have been much too steen for
him, if he had been,sober but he wouldn't BIO help
ed.
1t warn't long after that, that read in the new
paper of Mr.. Chops's being presented at court. 1t
was printed, at will be recollec ted"-and I've
noticed in my life. that it is sure to bs printed
that it 1rM be recoliected, whenever it won't
"that Mr. Chops is the individual of small stature,
VIII )se brilliant success in the last State Lotte.
ry attracted SO much attention" Well, says to
myself, Such is life! He has been and done it in
earnest at last He has astoDished George the
Fourth
ION account of which. had that canvas new
paiuted, him with bag of money in his hand, d
presentin it to George the Fourth, aud lady in
Ostrich Feathers falling in love with him in bag
wig, sword, aud buckles correctly
took the House as is the subjec of preseut in
quires-though not the honor of beia acquainted
aud run Msgsman's Amusements in it thirtee u
mouths-sometimes one thing, sometimes another
sometimes nothing particular, but always all the
canvasses outside. One night, when We had PLAYED
the last company ont. which was shy company
through it's raining Heavens hard, 1 was taken a
pipe in the one pair back along with the young
man with the toes, which had taken on for month
Though he never drawed-except on paper) and
heard a kickpu at he street dOor Hol
SAYS to the young man, whats up!' He rubs his
eyebrows with his toes and ne says, 81 can t ina.
CINE, Mr.. Magsman"-which he never could lima
CINE nothin, and was monotonous company.
TIE noise not leaving of, laid down my pipe
and took up candle, and went do wn and opened
the door. / looked out into the street, but moth.
ing could see, and nothing was aware Of uu-
til turned round quick, because some creetnr
ran between my legs into the passage. There was
Mr. Chops!
.'AIagsman," he says, take me Oh the hold
terms, aud you've got me; if lite DONE say done p
was all of maze, but 1 said, "Done, sir u
"Done to your done, and double donel" says he
"Have you got bit of supper in the house I"
Bearing in mind them sDarklin warities of for-
eigH drains as we'd guzzled away at Pail Mall
was ashamed TO offer him cold passages and gin
and water; but he took 'em both and took em
free; having chair for his table, and sittin down
at 1t ona stool, like hold times. l, all of maze
all the whole.
1t was arter he had made clean sweep of the
eassages (beef, and to the best If my calculation
two pounds aud qoarter,) that the wisdom az
was In that little man, began to come out of him
like perspiration
aiore you, One as has both gone into Society and
come out"
"Oh You are out of it, Mr.. Chops? How did
you get out, sr"
"soLD ourr' says he. You never saw the like
of the wisdom as his Ed expressed, when he made
use of them two words.
my friend Magsman, I'll impart to YOU a dis
covery Pve made. It's waliable; it's cost twelve
thousand five hundred pounds, it may do you good
in lite. The secret of this matter is that it aim,
SO much that person goes into Society, as that
Society goes into perEon."
Not exactly keeping up with his meanin, shook
my head, put on deep look, aud said, s.You're
right there, Mr.. Chops"
"Magsman" he says, twitchiu me, by the leg
"SOcety has gone into me, to the tune of every
penny of my property"
felt that went pale, and though naturally a
bold speaker, couldn't hardly say, wv aer's Nor
mandy"
"Bolted. With the plate,n said Mr.. Chops
Sand t'other one i-"meauing him as formerly
wore the bishops mitre.
'Bolred. With the jewels" said MIR. Chops.
sat down and looked at him, and he stood nm
and looked at me.
"Magsman," lie says, and he seemed To mvseJf
to get wiser AS he got hoarser; "Society aiken in
the lump, is all dwarfs. At the court of Saint
James's, they was all doin my hold bisness-ali
a going three times round the Caravan, in the
hold Court suits and properties. Eisswheres,
they was most of 'em ringin their little bells out
of indebtedness. Everywheres the ssrser was a
going round, Magsman, the sarser is the uniwer
sal Institutionw
Iperceiyed, you understand, that he was soured
by his misfortunes, aud felt for Mr.. Chops.
"As to the Fat Ladies" says he, giving his Ed u
tremendous one again the wall, "there's lots of
Item 10 Society, AMI worse than the oriy;,aI
Hers was a outrage upon Taste-simpIy a ont
rage upon Tasts-awsknin eontsmpt-carry-
Ing it's own punishment in the form Of In.
1an!'' Here he Civ himself another tremendous
,ne. But theirs Magsman, theirs to mercenary
'utrages. Lay in Csshmeer shawls, buy bracelets.
,trew 'em and lot of 'ansome fans and things
Ibout your rooms, let 1t be known that you give
way like water to ell as come to admire, and the
Fat Ladies' that don't exhibit for so much down
lpon the drum, will come from all the pints of the
compass TO flock about you, whatever you are
they'll drill holes 10 your art, Magsmsu, like q
cullsnder. And when you've no more left to give