Red Wing sentinel. [volume] (Red Wing, M.T. [i.e. Minn.]) 1855-1861, 1859-04-16
ARTEMTs WARD XM6NG T9TF5
1853 2';@a~1@ SPIRITS. hns ,af.s 900 I

case: e.:'' we ga gave part Of 1etttr from
him to the Plai;nQ1euker;;i giving, his &C.
count Of s visit TO Berlin Heights; and
Phis opinion rof I" free lovey'' and now
findaip the .same;paper another unique
prod suction off, his, Zen, describing an
interview With the Spirits. We make
an cxtrrct, or two: .... 80 -.o-. =.
! will hear observe that Mrs. Ward
lis an inyalerable woman-the partner
of my goyiss & @the shairer Of my sot-
rerr.. IN my absunse size watchir my
interests E3 things with a Eagle Eye
q whenei return She w elc,1nls Inc in
atfeckshunatc sstile. Trooly it is with
us as it was with Mr.. & Mrs. .Ingomar
in the Play TO. Whit 3.r,,e,s IT.. e>.,.,
:s,u.2soql4ess soql4e with but a single thxat, i...;-s
2 2haits which beet as l. ',''s' :
My. naburs inaorsed nc, to attend. a
Sporretpoul Sircle at Squire Smit' s.
When I afrovc l found the west room
full inclildin all the OLD maaes in the
vi!fige & thc long heared fellers a4said.
Whelio~ent III j was *al0otedE with
Shear fe,;ms the benited a},oryy lheded
skotfcrsat trsals,''}ets.ttory, etsattery.
Seze u. my friends, Its ytgqo inc hear
and now bring Oh yure Sperrets,, The
cumpeny then dru round the table and
the Sircle koInmcnst to 90. it. They
axcd nc if their was ce1iny body in the
Spcrret land which i would ike to tori;
With lsi 'scd' ief Bill 'Fompkinsawho
was my partner in the show biznis was
sobe,'I i ashe,c<1 abike to konsarse with
hime III pccriods. g Is the Sperret o1
William 'Io'Apkinss present y said, i q
thc long hared chaps, and their was. s
knex> oua the table. Sez i William
how goze it? He sed things was rather
rnf: Sey i air yu in the show 7biznis
William, 4 he sea lie VAS 's: .noi7o'o
|':4Hc scd he a. Jon Bunyan was'trav
elm with a! side sloi in conneckshur
(Shakspecr,s j Jonson s& Co.'S: consoller
dated mcnagery' g. curcus.: He scd, ole
Bur fmeanMg Mrs. Bnyae) ,sturred "
the annermils q ground the origin viii
he tended the, door, Okkashunally
Mr. ;Bunyun sung komick song
The Surkus. was duin midlin we'll, Bill
EShakspeers had made a hit with ".Oli
Bob Ridley, and Ben J Jonson, was dc
Elitin the,peeple, by his trooly CRATE, ack
of hossmanship withontasaddul Or bri
dill Sczi Wi!lianokan yu pa NEE tina
Is ,dollers yu o --Mee, & He scd n,
with l uf the most tremundus knox
eyer expcriunshed. ii then called ia
my grandfarther &21urncd that he wa
lmeatin withsfa sucksess, in the pes
nut biznes &oiikeds itNa,yl ,well,, alth
the climit t7was ,ruther, w;arlp.~,s,.>,o n..,,
When tho Sircle. sstopt thaI ax2d me
4 lWhat I .thawt py it. ;Sezt mi trend
live ben in the sho >biznis now 'iS igSoin" nc 3
|2$ ycers.' vi doubt]iss,, 81 fb,et5feeVee til
lSpeerit docktrin Will / think it IS T. II
TIE mkt Jest 81 soon asqafim man II,
Ikamc regcrlsroout'& Il out Speretfral
tper, he leeves orfaworkiug let's ihisshar
1groH all over his Ease 81 cornmens
spungin his livin out Of other pecpl,
He etes all the: dickshunaries hee ka
find and goze round. ehocK full ST. bii
d wurds,4 scarin the wimrniuo folks an
little Children and destroyins the pier
i }of every hmerlee he enters, He don
j do nobody no good dis, a. cuss, to- q
;, ciety and a wait on onest peoples kor
u beef barrils: Admittin awl yu sa
: ,abowt- the doektrene to, B troo, imu
: 50 the reglarlperfeshunnal sperret r4]
Ltpers-then1 as mhkeoa .bHpis on il 81
abowt the most 0nefyd cusses i.everri
h kountered in mi life. So sayinI it<p,
r on mi7surtoOtsdnwent hoamro Respe
% Ftablyt Yures, oARTEMUS WARD.
: s.w. "A genius once undcrtookf
name and Classify, the different sor
;. Of fools in this world. 'aFmstf the Q
5, dinary fool; SECOND, the fool, who
one, and xdon,t' know It; third Il
" fool, who IS not satisfied with being
4 u Tool IL reality but undertakes Id ado
ton to play tke fSo '',@ea es.s:e,-.,4 :7io,a
"a sR-ArC Chinaman went into asfanc
!. goods store and asked for some co
r::fsistency. He had heard consisten
e Tas jewell and llls hlssswgasnted@ VI 9aap spe'
~ "'o-.e- .. !. sa;,;..ha ii q ,z.s,;i'
-. Among the ftisements In ii Il,
On1ovs yNo,lot w ii,t.i1vtitc Il G<bA< skr,