The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1859-06-16
B R EV IE S .

The curious woman would like to turn the
Rainbow over to see what there is on the other
side.
| A writer says, shat life may be merry as wei
as useful" Every person that owns mouth
has good opening for laugh.
| The Mexican government has concluded tc
permit Americans to reside in that country, " il
| they are peaceable."
A modest young lady, about to be married
vows she'll take chloroform, aohen the time
comes.
| THE DlFFERENCE-Th female members Of
New England churches, are more than three
times the number of the male members.
g RockaJy Baby" "A new cradle has been
invented which rocks forward and back, y
instead of sideways. The babies will enjoy it,
1t is SAID that the government is seriously
prosecuting the enterprise of Introducing into
the United States the culture of the tea plant.
A skeleton of giant, eight feet HIGH has
been exhumed from the farm of Mr. Colvin,
near MonOngahela City, Pa.
CoMPLIMENTARY-Th New York Herald
says that the officials of that city have become
a gang Of the yeriest rascals in creation"
Three cities, Chicago, Boston, and New York
have been the scenes Of Al murders since the
lst of January last.
A California paper contains the following ad-
vertisement: =" Sons of New England Two
barrels of your Native Rum ON tap, and for sale
at the brick store'' e
Mres the Paris banker, lately gave a ball
which cost $4,000 He commenced life by
selling old stoveS--then, as now a crate tinan-
cier.
Louis Napoleon has ordered the erection of a
statue of Humboldt at PARIS, which is regarded
as compliment to Prussia of peculiar meaning
at the present time.
A culprit being asked what he had to say W by
sentence Of death should not be recorded against
him, replied that he had nothing to say, as too
much had been said about it already.
The fashionables of Cincinnati, of the ''mascu-
line persuasi0n,' have adopted the latest style of
eraVats-a shoe string tied in bow-knot with
the ends dangling on the shirt bosom.
The Prince of Wales is comming to this coun>
try. Should he ever ascend the British throne
he will make the fourth European sovereign
who has visited US, the others were William
Nv, Louis Philippe, and Louis Napoleon.
There was franked at Washington, from Phil
adelphia last week, by a member OF Congress,
wooden box, about a foos square, contalnin @
patent medicine, a iolnted fishing rod and a
large Old Dominion Coffee Pot. aafinE4
ProlGc-The Troy Whig says there is a girl
residing with her parents III the lower part of
the city, who is II years months of age and
is the mother of a child about month old. Its
father is only in his sixteenth year.
Blondin, the celebrated tight-rope performer,
is to try to Niagara FAILS, just in front of
the Great Horse Shoe Fail, on tight rope,
h,,, l.,.If 4,
IN circumference, which has been purchased ex-
pressly, and is now being inspected. .a
Tailoring by Enthusiastically cutting garments
tor the BRUSH Soldiers, tthe cloth is piled up
placed between two boards cut in the shape of
patterns, and compressed, and then sawed out,
thus cutting one hundred or more garments at a
time '-4 Ast1 +4
well, Pompey, what business do you follow?
''Oh sar, ise-wal, Use just shave notes for a
Twin. . Shave notes Why, it takes money
to do that Eyes, sar-but Use jist shaves my
own notes cause doesn t pay notln'" Is ~
Lore osd Sugar Do you believe in second
love, Mr. McQuade2 -" Do Ibelave in second
love?-Hamph! if man buys pound of sugar
isn't 1t swatei and when it's gone don't he want
another pound, and isn't that ,wate, too? Troth
Murphy, behave IN second love- r.
A man was cured of hydrophobia in Italy late
~, by swallowing vinegar in hui stake for me.
dicinal portion. A physician at Padua heard
OF this, and tried the remedy on patient; he
gave him pint OF vinegar in the morning an
other at noon, and third at sunset, which cur
ed him a4ta 3i
A young man in Wisconsin recently commit
ted suicide because he could not get his raft
through Yellow River. He told his friends that
If he couldn't run raft through Yellow River
without getting stuck, he would hang himself
He got stuck and then kept his word. ANA Sd
A lady and gentleman were conversing on the
science of grammar. pray madam said the
gentleman, what part of speech is kiss - -
lay what is it ~ replied the lady. "a sub
stantiVe, l believe, madam" lis it a noun
proper or common7' interogated the lady
Both proper and common" was the reply. -
Not long since, a religious society in Connec-
ticut met to decide what color they should
paint their meeting house. Some proposed one
color and some another. At last one said, II
move we paint it rum-color, for deacon Smith
had his face painted that color for number OF
years and it grows brighter and brighter every
year. sGf9af1 % a&Ea.Ig81 1913 fg ge
Louis Napoleon, in his proclamation when he
landed at Bologna in l040 remarks " The
Democratic republic is the object of my adora-
tion. and will be her minester Ncrsr ,oaL
try to ciothe myself in the imperial robes. May
my mouth forever be shut, if ever say word
agains the republican sovereignty of the French
people"
y'i7 asoD e----
ENDURANCE OF HORSES. Some singular ex-
periments on horses have recently been made IN
France, by order of the minister of war, with a
view to determin the endurance of this animal
especially to show the precautions to be taken in
besieged places. 1t was found that a horse de-
priyed of all food, but given as much water as
he wanted, would live i've and twenty days:
deprived entirely Of food and drink, he would
live seventeen days; if fed on oats, meal drye,
or other ike solid food; and deprived of water.