Lynchburg daily Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1852-1861, 1859-09-15
Fum the n. Y. Tribune.

We n0sz99 All young eohtiehsF, VIZ, :.
frefzsadoas szpsrienee Of tweat5-cas long and te-
! dos gears, md life wesrisoVs ar This world
| hprnbnK sud Who pine for nsw sxcitcment. 10
naek 40 tbeir personn properly, - Invest the re-
oais,te money In Colt. highly nsefui invention
/, in Col Bowie's fearful instrument oil dea'h-ahd
| 10 depart at nnce for the New Canaan OF Texas
where we will Warrant them a new sensation IN an
incredibly siart space oI tine ,niihonkn We eahh"
warrant IL 81 be a pleasant one.
Whether il he the high temperature III the
season. or the usual excitement OF pliteai can
vass which has stimulated the inhabitants "f That
usuaily serene State irto suth unusual ariiviiy.
We know M. ; iut we do kn"w. frs'm cur~ory
perusal of the newspapers which rearh " ,r'"
that quarter. hat so,aebdy sconfinaaliy s,ahbins
somebody that the nigger-huntng - unusually
good and that they have found The bones OF mas
t.don in the bottom Of well lat Capt. SHELLS
Hotel Hampstead"
Will IL annsc or readers to peruse synopsi-oi
what Ia done and suffered in Texas? To plunge,
then in nefias res. in Grayson, Doctor OF Mrii-
cine has eloped with farmers wife, with which
amorous IIegira is mt tao well pleased the worthy
asricuturst, for he has started IN pursuit. ana M
tho last accounts the Doctor and the lady were
abaut two hundred miss forthwith the ayenging
husband about two short days travel behind. =
E<cnlapius is. therefore, by this time, probably
awakened from the dulcet dreams Of love. and like
Mars. has left his Venus for the "bloody f'ld."-
In the neishborng town of Huntsville, it was
"wnrm cnnu yi '-tierinometcr at 1902 in the shade
Ito cook meat in the sun" which may account
for the Grayson cscapade.
But in Fayctte. we encounter warmer WORK stu
The True Issue lis under the neces ity 1T record
ing" that RECENTLY blnndy renrinter took pines
between H. +. Allston and DR.. Rhcm. Result
the Doctor perforated to death. The Doctor's hir-
ed man perforated badly. The oil story follows.
Allston rode home quietly, after this agreeable
pa4timc, to his dinner and no eH'rt was made to
arrest him. Whcrcupon ''The True Issue cries
out in much distress Of mind "Wlen shall muir
der be elevated in the scale of crime to the grade
of DEMONSTRATING in Texas?" Wedon't know. Per-
haps when The Temperance Banner. which we no
tice has been started in McLennan, has obtained
n large circulation in fayette.
Perhaps, when the Rev. Mr.. Garrett gets the
new Baylor University under way. For the Rev.
Mr.. Garrett Is determined to have University
the mania f,r founding new and venerable seats Of
learning. So plainly to be noticed in oter S'uti-
cln States. having already reached Texas But,
from this pleasing Minervnn fact. we must turn
to another which is not so pleasing. Mrs Martins
man, IF Caldo Parish. ran away, wns caught. wa]
sent to jail. and in view. suppose, of the expia-
tory nage'ln,ion which he lt! c'e'y reason tn an
ticipatc, was sinful enoush t, hang himself Loss
about $lO10--thc wicked wretch.
Continuing the exhilarang record, wc 'carn
that three merry men. viz: Long, Husky and
zctte IAN ARRAY" Long shot Husky to that
degree that he descended to the shades in the
short space Of FIVE minutes. Thea Long shot BIN
ion Then Einion shot Lrng Then iiroa ran Tor
n doctor. Husky is dead. Lon. is d'al.nni Binon
has abscondel. Whucser will catch HAN W Ill receive
two hundred dollars from grateful Government.
The Gazette says: cause family "leud.
nice family party, certainly most touching
reunion.
This'is truly melancholy catalogue. How de-
lightful must it be. especially for n nervous old
gentleman. who likes peace and quietncss. II
nervous old lady who faints nyarahy ut the sound
of firearms, to live in this lovely State in which
1.-The soft note of the pistol" is continually heard
in which the attached renncrs of the family
arc always taking the very Frenchiest Of leaves,
and ON being captured. indulge to an unlimitci cx-
tent in the solacc Of suciae--in which whole FAM
lies 90 ont to fight each othcr--in which murder
seems to he the chief nyocalion AMI assassination
the most DIVERT pasme.
Talk about Arcadia! Talk of the fields viii IA
Dion loved, and Of which Mnrchus surg! Talk %
the tucia arva of Virgil. What were these to
the rural districts Of Texas. where the
shepherds have cast aside their cracks for the
bowiekniIc and their pipes for the pistol! What
Texan poet, Tor p cts they must surely have. wi,
give us n Texan brcolic in which the iieatins ,
sheep and the bang Of firearms shall he mingled
in II novel and agreeable manner with the cries Of
| the wounded
| In examining our Texan EXCHANGES. however,
we have chan, oil T. not. Pile slnt item. 'fhe
| Frontier News, printed mt Weatheriord, Parker
County, chronicles the growth OF tsenly-ninc ears
of corn plump. well filled enrs-un five stalks :;
and snpposes that from stalks shown to the M
mliing editor of that newspaper, half bushel
corn might have been gathered if it had been left
to mature. This" observes the News, in cheer
tul and exu!'ant strains, lis truly encouraging,
and 1t goes to prove that labor and perseverance,
will ultimately receive their reward though spent
ON corn in Texas"
This is the most sensible paragraph which we
remember ever to have seen ina Texan newspaper
and we commend II to the attentionof every fire
consuming, extra-honrahlc. disnutaitnus pm ma
| clous and chirhlrons gentleman in that State. l.
| not big wc.l-:lici car Of corn more pea'ing
object than duul!e-larr,lhd, To ." sill tn' tn
err, than even slx-barr.,!rI pistol? Ta,t.- j rl
We know. bat we shnul rather have iushcl al
| corn than II hishcl If rryoh ers especially iur mi
own eating; aud grass blades are mnre beautiful
at least t" III" unsorhinticated eve. than the IN st
beautiful Bowie blades
| We know that The mrn Of Texas have vlsl lra
of superiluons srirt--wed, ,.t here refer to wt.S
kcy-to work III, But wnui! il not a. rs we'll t,
do it in n harmless way? Texas is by no mean,
ton populuus. and tc dearest thing Ia Kill in that
State is a man, black or whit, Ifthere be a4~ae
s'nation, let it he that ni will beasts Assault
the forest, and stab thu earth with spa les Shrt
| the blood of the grape AMI chase fugitive sheep
But to spend valu ,hlr tmn in klin, valnall.
mcn--it may hr rrmnurrative--hnt we doubt it
TouGH StoaY.-- 'an. twraty-fve or I'll .r,
| wears aye, Mr.. Harris owned II horse that mel
with II horrible accident. H. was attached to Il
pillow in ti"l Land h'c'mi N frightened ran away
The horse made spring aid nlighed on thu
stump ola Tree which was alb mt six fee hish and
nine inches in rrrumrrncc. The stump wen,
entirely through the badly nf the animal, rai>ino
| the skin over FIVE r,es nc,r tbe l,c. lo,o l,,