New-York daily tribune., 1859-06-30

srsicbsd bark 60 life and rosy bTe TIE Torn si
. unfsx.a a.,e Ni,s Bsi,e,"-it ~oad have pc>
.erve1. a. models cf .dectioo to ~ san'nrg sod1.
the fsscinsting Dinsh srd the dotns 'f'htias-it
- oo,a has. led the iIi-.ts rred Shaw 10 bandsd d
or,nre bo.sous .ni in wh, r. ws;sscost to ore 4
the u,cst respectshe altar in 3 Lo1s, aod woqa
TIM, have .sved him One Hundret rhoa',nd Did.
lars at the eIppse Of only Eight sSi1ng. BIT
rcvv We are assured (and 'tis sweet sasarsscsl
th.rs wiH b. nc,bipg "to prerent So'oa Il
d. b.art."-,here VIII be no rnore 'aeroeesh
Sc corven,,onsli.rn. Of TIE hspPiness aod esen hs
i've. cf Thousands of the young and hopeful Il
.. both sexesL" Weston & Co have tNee
" order for IL" When one side bi'i' the o'e<
must COO; when o1e besrt has melted tee delqs
alton Of the other is predtstins'e; ano a. tae o'N
Of the corctra (for it keeps poet, Ike the b'<'
bug E1teImi ls,or) has truly and tendefi! os
ser7ed:
e,s app Ey ..ai:ts .ai. :; Ma %s.6G'. %' "a
There ia however, no promise for WIDOWS;
bot we hasten to assure the disappointed AM
blu.hiny Bsrdes of the land. that 10 our oPisi'a,
this ia an oversight and th,t W-stob's Art Of Love
will 90 them just ss much good IS 1t VII do soy.
body.
But Weston Il Co. very vel urdersand that y
man canpo. live By brea1 alone, 90 =" msn or uaia"
cannot make love BY "bcoklsh tbeore sl"s.
They have therefore prevailed upon DR. L. W. Bs-
well. 90 cslled-his real name ID Smith ot Sooots-
to inip th. 10 in their excellent enterprise. FIVE.
i. probably the most distinguished eeca OF DIS elss
a, present out of jail, snd We are afraid that Vev
,oop be will be the nos. distinguished without uy
.ucb qualification Boswell having buried hinscl
for sges in his laborstory, which We are told 10 d
Forty.,i,ts s,re-t, has discovered an elixir upA
which he has besto sed the impressive and Heleah
name Of {" The AGAPANTHRoPoi' In Enslsh,
!. huubly called "The Infallible Love Iospires.'
II u,s f,st beard Of about the time Of the CrusadS
and was much u.ed BY the Greek EmPerors II
secret sfterwsrd passed into the possession OF To
Grand Turk who seems to have Kept It to hiusS
for long time. Ii is purely vegetable. 1t ~
production Of Persis, and is grown IN one sux
valley near 10 the ancient capital Shir.z ITS Cd
4" tiyation being kept profound secret oy "
4" priesthood" II was brought BY ce!ebrasa
German traveller 10 Berlin, and snalyzed by Bern
Iius, who discovered that it possessed " magnSs
e" riuence," and who, when be died, bequea'aS
bis method Of preparing it to DIR. Bosweu-ss
yer, kind 10 him it was 20 do it. IL "an re
" si,tibe Love Insprer." 1t changes Coidas~
..to Love, and Enuity to Friendship" tn
principle upon which it operates is undouosedf
" electro magnetic" Undoubtedly.
We should Ike to know what this scientific sL
sage Boswell is sending, at $ta package, wtt
sealed instructions" through the Post Office h
il, without question, great rogue, but the s'mPS
which be uses to swiDdle fools out Of their money
are undoubtedly simple CROUCH. Bat it will DO ~
harm for the police 10 watch him. Boswell aN
sdyerti.es " "Chemico- Electric Face Besutitdr
a Hair Ersdicator," and " Nervous Ant dot@
We know what We would do with him if We hA
him for an hour at our mercy. We would first rub
bis head well with the "Eradicator," not evea
.paripg his whrker,. We would then make hin
drink pint of bis Electric. Face Beautifer, sad
brimmer of the Nervous Antiaote," after which
we would feed him with the " lnfallible Love La.
"spirer," until it became necessary to call for Q
| Coroner. We would then give ourselves up to the
police, and upon being arsgned for murder
would enter plea ofju,t6able homicide.
While there are geese, We suppose there will be
oxes; while there are knayes like :" Weston &
Co." and IF. W. Boswell" there will be dups.
But il we have reader who is simple enough to
think Of sending shilling to these swioders, hsn
hereby fore warned that he msy be poisoned, sud
will certainly be pilfered. Ladies who want COED
coppe zion are also reminded that the best COS
metics are a sweet temper, plenty Of cold water
ana coarse towels, sensible diet, thick boots loose
stays, and seasonable hours. If, after this, "We-
" ton and Boswelrs' circular makes any money ff
them, the fault is not ours.