The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1859-05-27

inhabitanis and forty miles OF ataifiyay,f9
says Mr.. Lake, The leiter-oaHicr.
u is rumored that che French scnute
win present an addrcss to the Emperor,
boseeching him not TO leave parisa
Rey. r. W. c0nFud, or Duyt5n, OHIO,
has BEEN elected pnstor Of 81 Mofk's
Lutheran church, Philadelphia.
The young man who was forbidden ths
house by his sYeetheorrs PaRs, feels very
a saor IN riR Flock. 1--we wonderif
the following Paixhah shot. hom tho
"Notes from the Plymouth Pulpit 1hg
Henry Ward Beeoher, hits anybody in ali
this Eegioa round eboutl We hqPe not
Mr.. Beoehcr said:
"There are sitting before me n this
congregation now, two hundred men who
stuff their Sundays Gull Of what they cali
religion, and then 60 ont on Mondays 70
| cptch their brother BY tho throat, saying:
Pay me that thou owcst, is Monday now
and you heedt think thut because We SAT
crying together Yesterday, over ouf sa-
viur's sulltringB and love, fhatI am going
to lqt you Of from that debt, fitdoes ruin
you to pay il now"
LIVE WITHOUT TRtALs.-Would you
wish TO live without trialsl Then YOU
would wish to die but half nan. WITH
out trial you cannot guess az your own
strength. Men do not learn 10 swim on
tablei they must 90 into deep water, and
buffet the surges. Ifyou wish tG under
stand their true charaeter-4if you would
know their whole strength7-ofw whst they
are capahle--throw them overboardl Over
with th'm-and Il they are worth saving,
they will swim ashore Of themselves 80
A traveller says that II he were asked
todescrbe the first sensation ofa edmelrito
he worid say; "Tale a music stool, and
having wound Il up as high a. u would 70
/ put Il IN a cart without springs ret on top
aud drive the cart tgavorsely across q
| lploughed field, and you will then form
some notion Of the terror and unctftainty
you would experience the FIRST time sou
mounted a camel" ntH aHr
Miss Tulip, in speaking OF old bache-
lors, says that they are frozen out oldgar-
\ dcners in the hower-bed of lovaa ARthoy
are useless as weeds, they should be sery-
ed in the same monner-chokedl-E
change nif
An Irish lover has remarked that IL iss
great pleasure 70 be alone, especially
when you have your swate-heart with
you. ..t ..... ...... .......-,...,.-
A little girl about two and half years
old, seeing the elephant attached % the
circus pass by the house, asked her moth
or who was standing by, rwhat that great
India-rubber thing was that was walking
in the street with two tails" l.,-, y-..y,
Reynolds, tho dramRtst, observing to
Martin the thinness of the house at one
lof his plays, hddod he supposed il was oE.
ing 10 the war. "Nb," replied Mdrtin,SI
should judge II Is owing to the Pisosayr
Mrs. Swisshelm, IN her Ietters'to young
ladies says that reyery country girl knows
how tP color red madder." This we be
lieye u be an chronological fact, as we
have always noticed thit with al girls tie
madd5r thuy get the redder they Hrs. ioi
T. A druggist sent his Irish porter into
70 durkencd cellar; soon after, hearing
J noise, he went to the opening and called
: out: "Pvtrick, keep your eyes skinned
I"Och! duce an eye" roarcd Pat, "but It's
my nose that's skint intircly. i1tn
AFARmER's sroRv.-At the Woodbu-
~ blowing match few days AGO, Mr..
Having drained a field where nothinR hal
ever grown before, | was standing near
looking at a crop I had there, when a
lneighboring farmer camo up. We have
one or two loose farmers In our neiehbof-
hoodj one Of them, In fact, came from
i Woodbury. (laughter) but that is not,the
man ! am speaking Of. He came up and
said to nc, "that Is bootiful cropF' nov
did ee get surl" l replied @Brains.R-4-
(Laughter,j "Watl manure the field wi'
brains" (More laughter,) The fact was,
\ / had drained the field; so / said, HYes.'
! (Rehewed laughter.) He replied, "T.ard,
yer homer, where dld ZEE getumf mf''-a( R5ars
of NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. (EngO .Ions-
nal. .-... ..a ..t,a .,., III ~ 49,
A DELIGHTFUL REnEDY.-We find the
following in an exchange, but do not give
it as having any special faith In its virtue;
I"Rcv. f. l.. d. Shaver, President ofthe
Alabama Conference Of the Methodist
Protestant Church, IA an account ofhhs
\ wint3r tour through the district, says ~
smoke composition OF eqlul parts Of
lsawdust, Of fat, Hight wood and ground coz
fee, for the benefit of my throat, and Il
has done me more good than anything
have tried for years, II Is here given 10
all who are here afflicted with bronchial
diseases, Try Il, and If It does not DO you
good, It will be the first failure, IN my
knowledge, after a good many gaoStrials.
A New UsE FoR PAFEn SnRr CoEEARs.
We heard young man yesterday con-
planning thus: "Went and bought dozen
paper collars--thought they were very
nice, sir-snd so cheap, sir They were
oheap---exoeedlhgly cheap--but laalit
:, TO You, sir, as friend, SIR II il isn't 4cut-
ting Il too fat'-dc0idedly too fat, sir, h
have great ioaIer come alOils when ycu
are an aressed for church, sir, and tear 6f
: che whole side Of your cellar, @ Hat his
detestablo cigar with sirs as he dd mine
sir,'-cXhibted a compound fracture Of
the garr1tte extending hallway foun1 his
neck Buffalo Courier. 'fi
! The young man who, thouFh he never
, made a rhyme in his hfe, thinks he could
write a better poem than "Chii6e fIAralf'
4 has obtained position suited 20 his tai
euts, having been engaged for quarters
/ night TO do up the shect-iron thunder for
i a trdyeling theatcr. Genius, assisted by
: PeFsoYeranoe, viii triumph in the end.'
: Digs suw note lying ON the ground,
Z but he knew Il wasna eomltofii T. and
, wplkedon without Picdngit up. iistold
SmithcrB the story, when the latter sad:
ADO you know, Digs, you have committed