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both my head and fa- and my hair has resumed its
natral color and believe soft and glossy than has
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ODD my good wife at the of fftytTO has used with
the same Effect
The above notice deem due to you for your vauabe e
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as we'll as myself
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CITY & NEWS ITEMS.
TUESDAY MORNING, JAN. IL, 1859
TRAVELLERS REGISTER.


r Citizens wishing conveyance either of the above
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Omnibus Line by leaving their address AZ the Omnibus Of
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ond 81 volume price 81 rs.
Arabian Days Entertainment prce 81 ..
Parley's First Book of History,
First Lessons in History Of United SGtss,
WtuBloWs Intellectual Philosophy.
aecs NGRAM BRAGG.
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1,ps poprNsoN'S cERTTFICATE.

YERNoF, Trumpuil GO-s may ISL lSoe-
This certies that been in very Deor health for
wears and found little relief after employing number
af Phvscians My disease was PTOlapSls gieI hAo
been reduced by that and Flouor As until hao
cerstsd 10 considerable extent. By the advice Of Dr
a W bushnell procured and took six bottles Of Aarshalts
He1 t,athocon which enabled me to attend TO my nus
hno m his last sickness until he died which wSs ABOUT
year snce have taken three bottles s'nce ms os an
eh has made me able labor and support my family 5f
three children The Cahocon has nearly restored me -
health 1t isthe only thing tnat mas s @1eu my saei
ing f0r winch feel very gratef9 u ,oDr.reo,r
The CATHoIICoN Is for sals by City Druggists an BY
Medicine dealers generally. '~H@
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Alaahinists ST.
n. KON SLO W,

H. x ON G s l. o W,
Manufacturer of all kinds of
SMALL MACHINERY, LATHES, MODELS,
Boiling Mills for Jewellers and Dentists
SEAL AND OTHER PRESSES &c.
TURNING AND FINISHIG GENERALLY.
Bfsgaperior street. American BuldfnEs Cleveland, O.
Opposite tbs Wsdasl House, J aaE2s la
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The Res0ra' i've is Put up Htlrso three sizes viz
Large medium; and small. The Sa4 holds half pint
retas for dollar Per bOtte'e medium holds at
least per cent proportion than tho small
and retais dollars b0tlethe large holds quart
tfnrty per cent yTopoion) and retas for tn
dollars bottle
| .. ]. WOOD CO, Propnetors, so Broadway, Ne
YORK Tin the great New York Wire Railing Establish
mentl and ia Market street, St Louis Mo and sold
nrI10r sanHET f.nola naa1pr oeTG
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GREATLY REDUCED PRICES!

In our Stock will be found
sIiali'ss on: 90 cents, worth J'3e ceuts
Striped Worsted Valencias, do do do
Plaid AIl-wool Nerinoes, only 3736 coats a yard.
Splendid French Nernoes At IS cents formerly ll2
Good quality Coburgs at IS cents formerly SIX cents.
Go9d quality Coburgs at 81 cents formerly "A csns.
Best quality Coburgs BIZ cents, formerly 80 cents
Printed a-woa Delaines 37 cents formerly e2s cts
Bayadere Striped Cashmsres, only l27& centsa yard
Good quality Figured Delaines only l2h cents yard
Good Debeges, only cents a yard.
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BLACK SILKS
VERY LOW PRICES
DRESS GOODS,
All OF which will be sold at Low PRICES.
ALSO:

Irish Linens at shillings, cheap at so cents.
Best Table Napkins in the City at s so doz.
The best Linen Handkerchiefs for Ladies, at
l2 l-2 cents each.
Gents Linen Handkerchief at only Is "a cts.
each.
Table Cloths, from rs cents to the best made.
With a large assortment Of all kinds of
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BALTrMonE. Jsnuarr Q. 1ss

WOUD's HAIR RESIORAIIVE.
EPROF. WoOD-Desr Sir Having had the misfortune 70
lose the best portion OF my ar from tile effects of the vel
low fever New Orleans in 1884, induced make
trial of your rTepa rton and found to answer the
very thing needed My hair thick and glossy ard
words express y obligations 70 you in giving TO
afflicted such a treasure. FINLEY JOHNSON.
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
PLAIN AND ORNAMENTAL P

Concert-Cleveland Ragged School.
Olmsted's News Depot-Business Notice.
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PROF WOoD-Dear Sir: Having made trial Of your Haii
Restorative, gives pleasure say that its effect has
beep excellent in removing inflammation dandfu and
eonstans tendency to itching. with which have been
troubled from my ehldhOOd snd has aso;s s7t cd hair
which becoming gray to original coll hay used
other article with anything like the 81 pleasure
profit. YOuis truly, X. BRAGG
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i IL MEN. From the N. r DAILY Meas CEditsriaLl
We desire to call attention 20 letter from Dr. Joshua
e. Bridge, THE Health ofAmeIlcan Women, IN anoth
er column He the subject In able manner and
his skill and medical Judgment may be relied upon"
From the Albany Morning Erpress-
nIarshas Uterine CauOlcOn has proved 70 be fuIy -
valuable as it IS claimed be many tests made
by medical gent emen and others Dr.. Bridge regular
physician very attainments Of great judgment
and discrimination judicOus and hig hy successful pIac
ttoner, all Diseases especially those Of women ana
Ill IlrnrI
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The undersigned Rev X Bragg. is minister in regu-
lar stsndng and pastor Of the Orthodox Church Brook
field, Mass He IS gentleman of great influence and
universally beloved: WM- DYER
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LINEN GOODS,

Which the people of Cleveland are satisfied sell at
Low RATES.
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Drp Goo0s.
REDUCED PRICES !!

AS THE SEASON IS FAR AD-
IA vanced and stock hand is unusually large and
wishing give TO patrons and the public generally
some very GOOD BARGAINS We will offer our stock Of
DRESS AND FANCY GOODS
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MARsHALL's UTERINE CATHoLICoN

,iIafsalPs Uterine CathocOn will certainly cure Al
e diseases for which it Is Tec0mmehde ="
There is no omedcine like Il IN this country" -
sTn the worst eases l have ever met with Marshall
erine Catbolicou is a certain and safe remedy
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ALSO;
The best Sheeting in the city at IL l-2 cents
yard.
Bed Blankets at the low price of 81, rs pair.
Bed Blankets as good as are IN the city, very
cheap.
White Marseilles Quilts at very low prices.
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- n. 0r. - 80 MaFsEIGT,s uTERNE cAIAoLE

WEST BEDyoRD CoShoctOn Co, bay a. 1857
NIr " r Kipssley. Sir:-I have been selling the med-
cine Of the Graenber Company tor the last ten years and
hive invariably found them 70 give good satsclo anu
ie mills have sold great many families regularly
and eoee, and with trade tn have become
a. anIe arf Gle Marsbals Uterine CaihOlcUu is medI
e tbaE as done great amount of good female sess-
es one lady sod to toll she had received more
bepef from bottle than she did rnIa long course Of
medical treatment by the most sillful phySlcians
sszz@ Yours Iulyt JAMES "A-SS@f'
January lst, 1853.
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SOLE PROPRIETORs,
BENJAMIN PAGE, JR. & CO.,
MANUFACTURING
PhaFmaCeUtiStS and Chemists
HEALTH OF AMERICAN WO

Sold In Cleveland BY Gaylord & Hammond, viii
Fiske, c. S Mackenzie, +. E. Churchill, DIR Chal.
AmesBenton Bros. aud Druggists generally
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1859-08-27

where makes twenty tousand tollars year"
Twenty tousand, mine Gotw exclaimed
Pete, thunderstruck.
"Yaw, twenty tousand. Well, by shinks, |
shust stops der strikin' an goes to mine friens,
an all der Yarmans vote for Shake, and Shake
bees elected to der Congress-"
Here Mynheer Won Sweitze stopped, took a
long draught of beer, and fixing his eyes on the
foor, puffed his pipe as if in deep thought
"Nell, mine neighbor" said Pete, after wait
ing a due length of time for him to resume.
swat you do den, heyP"
"Nell, | ask Mike, der swellhead watchmans.
for der office, an he dells me gets him der
next year. l waits till after der next krout-
making time, an den | say again, Mike ven
vii Shake give me dat twenty tousand toar
Officer In two year, sure,' he say, if YOU work
for der barty.' Veil, stop BLOWN nit mine
bellers agin, an blow two years for der party
nit mine mout."
1.-Two year init your moutP ?" asked Pete, in
astonishment.
"Yaw, two year. Den again go to Mike,
der swellhead watchmans, an dell him der twen-
ty tousand tollar about, an he dells me in wun
more year gets him sure dinks he fools
me, yet blow for der barty anudder year, an
den, vat you dinks ?"
"Dinks Wy, you gets him twenty tousand
tollar"
"Gets him Py shinks, Mike, der swelltead
watchmans dells me bees Won big fool, an dat
| might go to der bad place, an eat sour -krout"
ale tell you dat ?"
"Yaw. Sure as my name bees Won Sweit-
EEL"
"After you do der blowing nit your mout for
der barty?"
"Yaw."
"Mine Got. vat you do den, mine neigh
Dor ?"
81 makes a fire in mine blacksmit shop,
blows my own bellers agin, ] heats mire own
iron, and strikes nit mine own hammer. say
to mineself Wilhelm Won Sweitzel. bolitics
bees humbug, and politicians bees a bigger
Won. Wilhelm Won Sweitzel, do ger otrn Jlor-
ing and let politicians do deysr"
Neighbor Pete thought he had come to a wise
conclusion, and after wishing all sorts of bad
luck to politicians, that class of men whose pa
triotism and integrity lie in their pocket, they
ordered their mugs to be again reied, and
changed the topic of conversation.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1859-08-27
THE POWER BEHIND THE THRONE.

Thurlow Weed for years, has been editor of
political paper at Albany, n. u, and has .
great reputation as partisan wire puller.
When Governor of New York, VIM H. Sc
ward had occasion to visit certain part of the
State, and, accordingly mounted upon box of
the mail coach, in order that he might enjoy his
segar and the country. The driver was an in
quisitiye fellow, and his passenger humored
him.
"Land agentP" said the driver.
"No,' quoth Seward.
Selling goods9"
"No."
Travelling preacher"
"No."
"Circuit? ?"
"No."
"What theno" said the baffled driver "what
is your business? ?"
Governor" replied Seward, with tranquil
puff.
Governor of WHAT"
Governor of the State of New York" re-
piled the smoking passenger with composure.
"Get eoutp"
well can convince you of that" said Sew
ard, " for here is a man on the road with whom
! ON "nauainfaA" and as the stage passed Uy
Want to bk ask yoaG oaGpQd imss92gJning Mr. Hunter
Governor of the State of New York ?"
"No, by thunder" was Hunters unexpected
answer.
"Who is them" said the startled smoker.
"Thurlow Weed
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A DUTCHMAN'S OPINION OF POLITICS

"Mine neighbor, Wilhelm, vot you tink OF
bolitics, hey?" asked Peter Won Slug, of his
neighbor Won Sweitzel, the Twelfth Ward
Blacksmith, one evening, as he seated himself
beside him in 'Bierhaus.'
II thinks much," said Sweitzel, giving his pipe
long Whit.
"Vell, vot you links P"
"a comes to der conclusion dat bolitics is one
big fool"
"Ah!" exclaimed Pete, after taking a draught
from his mug, show do you make him datP"
"Vel, mine frien', tell you," replied SWEET
eel, after few whiffs and a drink, ~ comes to
dish place ten years last evening by der Dutch
Almanac, nit mine blacksmit shop. | builds
fine little house, | poots up mine bellers,
makes mine fire, heats mine iron, strikes nit
mine hammer, gets blenty of work in, and
makes mine monsh."
dat is goot" remarked Pete, at the same
time demanding that the drained mugs be re-
filled.
81 say that made much friends" continued
Wilhelm, relighting his pipe. "Der beeples all
say, Won Sweitzel bes good man, he blows in
der morning, he strikes in der night and he
mind his business. So dey spraken to me many
times, and it makes me feel much goot here, "
slapping his breast.
"Yaw, yaw, dat ish gooter," remarked Pete
who was an attentive listener.
"Vell, it goes along dat way tree year. Tree
Let me see, Won year make tree hoondred dol
lar, der next tree hoondred an fifty-der next
four hoondred and swonzy, and der next five
hoondred tollar Dat make five year. Veil,
bees here five year, when old Mike, der watch
man, who bees such bad man, comes to me
and he say, 'Sweitze, vot makes you work SC
hard p TO make monish,' dell him. Il dells
you how you makes him quicker as dat he say
l ask him how, an den he tells me TO go into
bolitics, an get big Office. Taught at him, ven
he tells me that Shake, der lawyer-vat makes
such burty speeches about Faderland-bees
agoin' to run for Congress, and dat Shake dei
lawyer dells him to dell me, if would go among
der beeples and dell them to vote mid him all
der while, he would put me into Won big office
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The late King of Prussia once sent to an aid
ds-camd, Colonel Malachowki, who was brave
but poor, a small portfolio, bound like book,
in which were deposited five hundred crowns.
Some time afterwards he met the officer, and
said to him, "Ah, well, how did you like the
new work which sent you?" Excessively,
SIRE replied the colonel 81 read it with such
interest that expect the second volume with
impatience." The king smiled, and when the
officers birthday arrived, he presented him with
another portfolio, similar in every respect, to
the first, but with these words engraved upon it
"This book is complete in two volumes"
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Did you ever observe the change that is grad
ually made in the style of our crayats as we
grow in years? Up to the age of ten our necks
are left at liberty As far as eighteen the era
vat is a matter of utility. From twenty to
twenty-five it is an article of taste; at thirty it
is an object of study; at forty it is work of
art Having passed this age, our pretensions
to elegance have become extinct; our cravat
does as it likes; we take no heed of it; it gets
fabby and humilated; the shirt-collar rides
rough-shod over it, or it becomes kind of bag,
in which we bury the chin, the mouth, and
sometimes the end of the nose.
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P 0 EFT R Y.
GREEN MOUNTAIN GIRLS.
Written for The Springfield Republican.
A

Written for The Springfield Republican.
ny Ia. HoxIE.
Coy charmers Of our hillside homes
To you drink my rythmc toast;--
Where'er the Yankee "addie" roams,
lc are his sovereign pride and boast
Ye haunt him in the far-cff clines
To which his truant feet lave crossed,
Like sounds of hali-forgotten rhymes
In music's melting sweetness lost.
Along the slopes of verdant hills,
He tracks with you the olden way
Der which, in youth, he leaped the rills
That prattle still of childish play.
Yc lure him from the tropic lands,
And through the Western Gate Of Cold.
He comes to clasp in bridal bonds
The heart that only he can hold.
Nor can the lowery- -bosomed West,
With all its pomp aud boundess room,
Bestow blossom to his breast,
As dear rs one New England bloom.
In vain the dark Italian leans
Ger him with passionate eloqucnce;
In vain the Orient damsel screens
Her languid beauty from his sense
Ills yOutns lnlr ldol hOlds MN still;
In some Green lodge Of freedoms land,
Her fathers cot beneath the hill
Is mdte to him than palace grand.
q, wild, sweet maidens rustic c-born,
But schooled in virtues wisest ways,
Who taste the fragrant breath of morn
With lips that shame the poets praise;
No high-born ladies ever shared
a life 80 happy, holy, us yours,
Or tripped DER velvets dainty-fared,
Where courtly pomp and glare allures,
So gay rs ye, among our hills,
Oh fairies, with your flowing curls
Or woke larger love than thrills
To hear your praises, mountain-girls.
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VULCANIZED RUBBER ELASTIC
FABRICS.

The undersigned has in Store Wholesale only, and
Is daily receiving from his Factories in the T. S. and from
the best manufactures abroad, large quantities Of Webs Sus
penders Carriers Tapes and will grant License Stamps
with authority to others to import and sell the vucanized
Rubber Elastic Fabrics All such stamps have fac sime
Of my namewithou which goods of this description
be legally vended In the United States during the life time Of
Goodyear's Patent. HORACE ii. DAY,
Principal Warehouse, 20 Courandt St., New-York
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A friend of ours just returned from Pixies
Peak, assures us that the following, so far as he
could judge from experience and observation,
is the universal Unfit" of returning "suckers:"
l ragged coat, with collar and tail torn of. l
pair pants hanging together by shreds. hat,
pint parched corn.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1859-08-27

An Irish tramp called for relief at St. Peters
Hospital, Bristol, and complained of being ill,
when the doctor gave him an order for some
medicine. When he presented the order and
heard what it provided, Pat said he did not want
it. The nurse said that he did, for the doctor
said said so. "Arrah, whist" was the replyi. u
want at all, but sausages and tay."
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1859-08-27
NO COUNTY COMMISSIONERS
TOWN AGENTS IN VERMONT.

The well established importing house Of CAs. BACKMAN
81 frontsree New York has made extensive sale of the
best description of pure Wines AMI Liquors Town Agents
In this Sate justly earning by the character the goods
sold reputation for selling only liquors and at
able prices which fact should not e overlooked by those who
required by law purchase and sell but genuine
Liquors.
Application for Goods may be made to CHAS. BACK
MAN, SO Fronst, New York, to his Agents, wM. W.
DREW, wM. H. ERWIN and ThOS. ELLIS, who
thoriLed to solicit orders.
Reference may be made in regard to the character
standing Of the Houses and to the superior quality Of the
Liquors, to
EDWARD HUNGERFORD Prot Of Chemistry, L. v. VI.
s W. W.THAYER, VI D., Dean Of Med. Faculty, L. V. Nj.
W. CARPENrE, NJ D., Professor do U ". NJ.
J. 7. PIERCE, Agent, Burlington.
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An Irish advertisement says; "a reward Of
So is offered for the apprehension of Patrick
O'Flaherty, who last week stole the jackass,
which same had on pair of corduroy breechess,
with blue eyes, and smokes short pipe; much
given to squirting, and likewise his shoes let
down at the heel"
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1859-08-27

An irascible old gentleman was taken with
sneezing in the cars lately. After sneezing in
the most spasmodic manner eight times, he ar
rested the paroxysm for moment and extrica-
ting his handkerchief, he thus addressed his
nasal organ, indignantly saying; 80, 60 on
go on--you1l blow your brains out presently"
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BRATTLEBORO, W.: AUG. 27 1859.

thing done. But the mind will not always wait
for the slow operations of the pen, and thus
some of the best observations are often lost in
writing.
Brattleboro', June 30, 1859.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1859-08-27

Talking Of getting good deal out of little
piece of land,' said Simsoh, "why, bought an
acre of old Mr.. Ross, planted one acre of it
with potatoes and the other with corn" 81
thought you said you bought only one acre,
Simson," remarked the listener. "How could
you plant two?" "Very easily, sir l stood it
up on end and planted both sides of it."
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1859-08-27

The following toast is from printer: "Wo-
man The fairest work of creation; the edition
being extensive, let no man be without copy"
Our only objection to the work is that there are
too many gilt-edged and fancy bound copies in
the market.