Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1859-11-18
MISCELLANEOUS,

IA gentleman who spoke Of having been
ar,d BY l,dy's beauty. wa' advised to
hiss The rod.
-pObhs says tailor. would make 'Plsn-
did Dragons, they charge 80.
II popular writer say, that. +" Of all the
tire. IN our island, The oak bars the palm. ="
-DOesea't be forget the palm treo'
c-There, John, that. twice you've come
home and forgotten that lard" la.
mother. il was 80 greasy that 1t slipped my
mind
-oi an unpopular painter IL va' said
bic only good trait, were his portraits.
An Omnibus horse has about an sQnAl
experiences Of wheel and zoe.
Can Mis-, b said to play the piano in
sr.aste'ly manner
If General Tom Thumb finds fitting
wife, the public wall snPy the pomoIos-
isAl exhibition % new variety Of Z" Dwarf
Tar" New York Evening POs,.
Why arc a country girls checks Ike
French cAlico' Because they are "wsr-
ranlod 10 wash and retain their color.''
- nan i generally. batter pleased, 80
says DIR. johnson. "wh1n be has a good
dinner upon the table. than wen lis vito.
talks Grock."
Ol Jaco5." said a master to bis sFprcn-
tise, cit is wcndcr,ul to .ce what guam
u,y 700 can eat" "Ycs sir" said the
bVy. - have bScn praslicing ever s'aes I
was a child"
At c rss,n, trial before = justice, the
E,llowin. queer collcluy occurred Counsel
-" Dill no; you teil Hooper 70 g tn The
tsrilf" Wi,n,s-"IrAihsr think ! dii."
Counsel" Well I'D he go" wilues-|
~ believe no, bu, II he ala, he made \
quick trip Of 1t. Tor me, him the next
day."
IA superficial person, having heard
popular declaimsr preach, said 70 Dr.. Bel
huy, 80, ar, have be,n I'D this even
ing" The Doctor added, e 50 the calves
think. after having sucked each others
oars"
-lIullo, Mr. Page" srswlol tie pro-
fsssor. - should ike u know Il al the
people Of East Hanover 90 barefoot
PAR, on em 30, AMI The re-; On 'en
rnind their own business 80 WAS ts1 rather
settling reply.
UnoTA Corv,. A clergyman was late
ly depicting. before a Deeply interesting au-
dieueS. the alarming increase % ia'smpcr-
Anes. WHOM 10 ss,onishcl hi, hearers hy'
saying a young woman ia my rs.shh'r T.
hood died very suddenly last sabbath.
while was preaching the gu'pS! Ia 4 state
% bcs';ly intoIieAuJn 2"
-Fg- oaso that secrecy !, formally in-
posed U.lu zoe, /, j. ilp'.,l q tullrgl
time. By the cJnsurr,o' c,rSlns;aHc,s. tU
that yJus sisni nys 70 yod. a, - b.,
ir. al, is entrusted ~ you only. Much Of
what aAn tells you in tie hour Of al..ci.JB,
in sadien augar. Or in any ou,r0urias Of
bis heart, ,houll Be sasroI. In bis srAylus
Tor sympathy, b, has spoken 10 y0u as -
his own soul. lTui'. " Leisure.
-Tru, love IS . natural sacrament; cal
II ever a yoGns maa .l4ass Cod tor having
saved VIA; j, a3l'l aal aal'y iu 10 soul.
!, Is when DO thanks o. or,rirs - 70 tae
woman Ae loves. lNss. Stowe.
Titus vssp.sian never dismissed any
petitioner With a tear ia his cyc. or si,h a
heavy h.ar. and shall ", ihiak that she
God Of oonpl,'ons viii always d,,at,s "a,
petitioners Of heaven with tears in their
eyes, Surely no. /
Vanity. 9. tho very an,ilo,c % c'n,oit.
for while the former make u, al n,rys {,
,hs opinion Of others, iag latter is perfectly
satisfied With ~ opinion Of iis,.i.
There are many who ag,s; want Of
aa,e,a,o-. and laiicr themselves that they
AFO above ls,s1ry they are proud q bang
thousht extremely hum5.s. auI would x
round shs world 10 punish, sho.o wsg ,A.nk
them capable u revenge. 4
Good nature is &C, Of he swcots., gif,.
Of rr5y.l9ncs. Like th, paro sunshine, il
gladisb., enlIysns and cheers. In the
nidsi Of hate, rcvens'. slEF5E asl despair.
hoe s!5TiJa. Z. giIss.s!
-r,a7h your child 8, lovingly "a acccp,
different iOrm, OF religion among men as
their Different languages. wherein there j,
ssill bat oai human mind expressed. Every
genius has most power IN his own tongue,
and eveEy hear: in his own religion.
lJsln Paul R,lsh,r.
The clerk Of the Cincinnati Probate
Coprs the other Gay issued narria:, L.
esAse ,Jg lie union u an Oh nan OF sixty
with a buSom dam.sl Of sixteen. Tie OLD
man. a ries-sy OIL chap, S,iI the disparity
IN iheiE years was more than c1an,cr5llauc.
od BY what he called ths unusual amount
az aiSc'isa" that existed between them.