The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1859-07-28
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To nurse our cares is to create more of them.
Why is tale-beared like brick-layer Be
canse he raises storios.
To compliment vice is but one remove from
worshiping the devil.
What mechanic may be expected to outlive all
others? The boot and shoe-maker-for he is
ever lasting.
An exchange paper begins forcible appeal
to It's dellnquents with this touching entence-
1--WE must dun we must be DONE"
To discover how many idle men there are in
place, all that is necessary is to set two dogs
fighting.
The daily war expenses of France are estima-
ted at 100000 francs; of Austria at 1900 900
horins,or each at about 100000.
"Mrs. Smith, did you say, in the hearing of
my little girl, that was a great rusty cat2" mo
Mrs Jones said you were great aristocl at :,
T5@At ST. Patrick's (Catholic) Church Chi
cago two hundred and fifty persons were con-
firmed on the 10th Sunday
1t is said that Mr.. Sickles has taken a bouse
IN Washington for the next session, as if he ex-
pected to retain his seat in the House, and his
position in society.
Prentiss thinks it is no more than right that
men should seize Time by the forelock, for the
rude old fellow. sooner or later, pulls all their
hair out
Unbustled ladies. pure and undefiled Chris
tians, disinterested friends, common honesty,
sound potatoes, srst-rate butter, and rich print
ers are scarce.
Queen Victoria has in a single ring a gallery
OF family portraits, each mere Photographic
speck' but, under the magnifying glass diplay-
ing the finish and all the delicacy of large por-
trait.
''Bob who was the first nan ?'' asked one iu-
venile OF another, the other day. "Why, Adam
to be sure" was the answer. ''Well, who was
the first woman, then ?" "Why, Adam moth
or, of course"
They speak of man in Maine who is strong
enough to lift barrel of pork with his teeth.
This is not remarkable. We know a man-an
aged one, toO-who has lifted several barrels Of
pork with his teeth.
Gen. Tom Thumb has returned to Bridpenort
from his late European tour. He became of ACE
last January and manages his own affans. It is
said quite successfully. He is well off and pro.
poses to settle down.
| WANTED.-A nerve from the tooth of 2 comb.
cap for the heae of a pin A glass for the
eye Of needle. A leaf from the branch of 3
river glove for the hand of nature. Some
buttons for coat of paint, and some fish caught
with a book-worm
| VERY CoNNUBIAL.-Mr. Jenkins playfullv re-
marked to his wife, that in her he possessed
four fools. who are they?" she asked Beau
tt"of dnttoot, youthtooI and delighfool p said
he. You have the advantage of me, nv dear,
she replied, II have but one fool"
DEATH OF AN AGED LADY.-The Worcester
Spy announces the death of Mrs Anna Pope. o
Spencer, at the great age of one hundred an(
hve years. She died on Thursday morning b,
the consumption of old age, though her facultie
continued clear and luminous to the last.
He who is passionate and hassy is generally
honest 1t is your cool, assembling hypocrit,
to whom you should beware There's n,
deception in bulldog. 1t is only the cur tina
sneaks up and bites you when your back i
turned.
A down east girl being bantered one day b,
some OF her female friends in regard TO her Low
er who had the misfortune TO have but one leg
she replied to them very sharply: pooh
wouldn't have man with two legs they ar
too common! ~
What is fame7 What fortune7 Nicbola
Longworth, the 'CrHsus" of Cincinnati. wort
in money from S., 0OO,0O0 to Sc ,OOO. GOO Will
sitting the other day on the steps of drinkin,
house, with his hat upon his knees waiting 70
a friend, was the recipient of twenty-five cent
from passing gentleman, who mistook him fo
a beggar.
The Perrysburg Journal, remarking upon tn
weather. says: Really, this is hot weather
A lady started into town the other day with
basket of eggs and pan of butter When sh
arrived in town, her basket was full of hall
grown chickens, and there was nothing in he
! pan but little sour milk, lock of red hail
and quantity Of rock salt