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Love in a Printing Office.

once heard an old Jour remark that
a printing office was no place for love-
making, and have since experienced
the truth of the expression; being now
perfectly convinced that the flower OF
love can never bloom in the midst OF
types, cases and printing ink.
ltwas my fortune to sojourn once for a
few days i'll the village d. Di-
rectly opposite the office was a pretty,
white cottage, with rosebush Chamber
ing around the easement, and was not
long in making the discovery that the
aforesaid cottage with the rose shaded
window contained fair inmate-a flow
er whose beauty outshone the roses that
clustered around the window. She
was the belle of the village. Her name
was Mary. I have a passion for the
name of Mary.
1t was beautiful summer morning.
and l had raised the window to admit
the breeze from the fower-decked fields
and twas not long ere / perceived the
cottage window was also raised, and
that sweet little Mary was sitting bust.
ly engaged with her needle. worked
but little that morning. My eyes con-
stantly wandered toward the cottage
where little Mary sat-all sorts of
strange, fantastic notions whirled thro'
my brain, and l began to think I
felt slight touch of what the poets
call love, sliding in at one corner of my
heart.
A few days passed away, and chance
made me acquainted with Mary. Oh !
she was a sweet creature she had a
form that would have shamed the ia
nous Venus de Medici-a cheek that
flushed the richest peach, and lin
that would have tempted bee from
its hive on frosty morning. thought
as l gazed on her in mute admiration.
that had never loked on one so ex-
quisitely beautiful. She seemed the en-
bediment of everything lovely and be-
witching. Well, time passed on, and
one day Mary expressed a desire to
visit the printing office Good" tho't
|, " what a chancel I'll have kiss
there-yes, there, in the very midst of
the implements of mine art why
shouldn't II" Love in printing office!
Oh, there was something original in
that, and | resolved to try it at all haz-
ards.
Well, Mary came to the office, and I
explained to her the use of the various
mplements Of the black art-the press.
the roller, the ink, and the stands.
and the boxes of the A B C's. took
an ODDOrtunity tn snatch bar ,,ro++,, IL
tie white hand she drew it back, knock
ing a stickfnl of matter into Cpl"
81 must have kiss for that, nv pref
ty one, said ], and at it 1 went. man
aged to get my arm around her waist,
and in struggling to free herself, she
upset galley of editorial, long arti-
Gle on the Oregon Question.
Nothing daunted, l made at her
again. This time l was more success
full, for / obtained kiss. By ST. Paul,
it was a sweet one, and that little witch
bore it like martyr she never scream
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ted, and SO, finally, in fit of despera
ton, he said again
els it clear ?''
"Still there was no answer, and jim
began to be scared in airnest. The pros
peratlon stood on his forred, and he
hardly dared to breathe, but still he KEEP
his eyes on the ghost. He thought
mebbe it might be the devil, and then
he looked to see if his feet were cloven.
But he couldn't see very plain, cos the
feet were IN the shadder o the wall. SO
he said with palperatin' voice
Are you human bein p
MOT thing moved, and Jim began
to thing he couldn't bear it emmy longer.
so he reached over and touched Benny.
and asked him if he didn't see anythin.
But Benny was half-asleep, and didn't
like bein' walked up; so he said,without
openin' his eyes
No, no, don't see nothin': 90 to
sleep
"W hen jim heard that, he thought
the ghost must surely be sent a pur-
pose tor him, as nobody else could see
1t. Mebbe it might be the sperrit of his
dead wife, cum back to tell him his eend
was nigh. He couldn't bear the thought.
so he kivered his head with the bed.
clothes, and tried to shut out the dread.
full sight.
Goals, did emmy on ye ever have the
nightmare, and dream you was in the
middle of big field, with high fences
on all sides, and CRATE, roaring, ram.
panageous bull a runnin' arter you full
chlsel, and all the time your feet rooted
to the spot? Or mebbe you've dreampt
OF slooly sliding down the roof of four
story bulidin', with the immediate pros.
peck OF violent collision with the
pavement below? Ifyou have, you can
imagine little how Jim felt. And
what made the matter wuss, was. that
JIM warn't religious man by no means
lie never said prayer in his life, and
as Tor the Bible, he didn't know no more
about that than an old boss.
"At this critical moment, when Satin
had nigh about got hold on him, Jim
felt es If he orter make a prayer, or suth-
in, but he hadn't the least idee what to
say. At last he couldn't stand it no lon.
ger. He bust Out-as a tea-kettle siz-
zles when it bilea-and screeched at the
top of his voice
"l pray the Lord! Ipray the Lord !!
| PRAY THE LoRD!'
"He made such a hullabaloo that Ned
thought he'd rouse the hull neirhbor-
hood. So he called out
" Stop that noise, Jim Hogan! Don't
make a fool of yourself! Don't you
know e?'
"But Jim warn't more'n half sure who
twas, AFTER all and he Jest unkivered
his face, and said
"'Then you amt a ghost, or devil,
are you?'
81 don't think I'm the deyil,' said
brother Ned, lafin', and as for bein' a
ghost, why jest wait till to norrer morn
IN, and you'll see me eat enuft to last a
ghost lifetime
That's the eend o my ghost story.
But as for Jim Hogan, I reckon it did
HIM some good, arter all; for the next
time the tin>pedler come round, he bot
a bible for thirty seven and a half cents,
ana begun to tend church putty replar.
rather think, gals, that most OF the
ghosts people tell about are some rela-
ton to jim Hogan's ghost"
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ed once. But as Iraised nv Inns frou
hers, she lifted her delicate little hand
ana gave me box on the ears thai
maze nae see more stars than were CIV.
er viewed by Herschel, through his bio
| telescope. Some what nettled. and me
cheek smarting with pam, I again seiz
d her waist and said
"W ell, if you don't like it, lust take
back the kiss"
She made desperate struggle. apd
as she Jerked herselftrom my arms hel
foot struck the I've pot, and over it went
Another galley of editorial was sprink
LED over the floor, and in trying to reach
the door, her foot slipped and she fell
and IN her efforts to sustain herself, hel
hand-her Gly-white hand-the same
little hand that came in contact with
my ears-Oh! horrible! was stuck M
to the elbow in ink +! Shades of Frank.
I'm She slowly drew it from the key,
dripping with ink, and asked what use
made OF that tar. began to be Sc
rlously alarmed, and apoIogised in the
best manner L could, and to my surprise
she seemed more pleased than angry ::
but there was lurking devil in her
eye that told me there was some mis-,
chief afoat. As I stood surveying the
black covering of her hand, scarcely
able to suppress laugh at the strange
metamorphosis, she quickly raised it on
high and brought it down kerslap on
my cheek. Before I could aecover
from surprise the same little hand had
again descended, and left its inky i'm
print on my other cheek.
"Why,, Mary" I exclaimed, +" what
are you about?"
81 think you told me you rolled ink
on the face of the form" she REPLIED
with a loud laugh, and again her hand
lit upon ine-taking me broad slap in
the middle of my countenance, most
wonderfully bedaubing my eyes. With
light step and a merry peal of laugh.
ter, she skipped through the door,
She turned back when beyond nv reach
and her roguish face peering through
the doorway, shouted -
81 say, Charley, what kind Of roller
does my hand make?"
oh said ], ''you take too Ia uch ink
"lta ha " she laughed, "W ell, good
by, Charley, that's my impression"
| went to the glass and surveyed my
self tof moment, and verify believe
thatl could have passed myself for a
Guinea Niger, without the slightest
difficulty. "And 500 said l, to myself,
y this is love in printing of2ie. The
devil lily away with such love"
The next morning, when the editor
came to the Office, 1 rather calculate
he found things little topsy-turvy.-
However, that made no difference to me
for had mizzled before daylight. l
bore the marks Of that scene MANY q
day, and now, whenever see a lady
entering printing office, think of lit
tie Mary, and keep my eye on the ink
key.
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A MoTHERR's LONESOME of our
readers may recollect a thrilling ballad
written on the death of woman who
persisted in the snow drifts of the Green
Mountains of Vermont. That mother
Dore an infant on her bosom, and when
the storm waxed loud and furious. true
to mothers love, rent her garments.
and wrapped them around her babe.
The morning found her stiffened corps,
but her babe survived. The babe grew
to manhood, and became the Speaker
OF the Ohio Senate. How thrilling must
De his thoughts Of that mother. if he be
a true, large hearted man. How deep
a mothers love How many mother is
there who would die for her son Let
sons, when tar away from home, on the
land or the sea, when the eve of no
mother is upon them, remember her
love and be restrained by it from enter
ing the path ofvice. Let thin say moth
ing, do nothing, which mother would
not approve, and they will never bring
her gray hairs with sorrow to the grave.
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THE LATE BISHOP DoANE.-The New YorI
and New jersey papers contain elaborate bio.
graphical notices of the late Bishop of New Ter.
sey' He was in his Goth year at the time of
bis death. lie has led stirring and eyaptfnI
NE. lie may properly be called the Head of
we Fuseyte oranch OF the Episcopal church in
this country. He was profoundly attached to
the most pompous ceremonia,s of the eburob
/ he Eve. Post says: VA
A few hours before his death, his family (er-
ceptlng his wife, who is now en- q visit 10 Italvl
and the teachers of the st. Msrys Hall waya
called to his bedside. He babe Them farewell
partook OF the Holy Communion, and then
passed away.
In his personal appearance, Bishop Doaue
was very prePossessng. Though but sixty
years OF age, his long while hair pave him a
highly venerable appearance. He retained bis
stralghtness OF form, his rudy cheek and the
brightness OF his clear blue eve. Mis- hands
were always observed by the ladies to be nm
sually small and delicate, and there NAV have
been trace OF vanity in the manner in which
he displayed them and the glittering diamond
that graced one finger. In his Episcopal robes.
bishop Doane was, perhaps. one of the finest
looking men that ever filed Bishops chair.
HIS character was remarkable for enterprise
and impulse. He was gifted with great parse
yerance, unconquerable energy, and q too great
determination to have his own way. He ching
TO ms peculiar church opinion with unflinching
tenacity, having even gone so far as to suspend
from his clerical ranks clergyman in his do
cese who had preached in church of another
denomination. He educated several sons to
follow In his steps, and one of them, transcend
ing the paternal limits, embraced the faith of
the Romish Church. and is now Roman Cath
Ole priest. lie has another son in Burlington.
\. j., clergyman Of the same ultra tenets as
his father
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Fer the Telegraph.
Why Are You Here, Fair Lily?

BTP.s.
Oh the hands of the blest April sun
Fell warm on my tomb
And my heart lesping up in reply
Said--t'Tis time to bloom"
So my dainty green fingers pressed
The earth from oy face;
And put on a mantle of white,
My advent to grace.
And thus, clothed like bride, arose,
And, hushing my mirth,
Icame up from my sombre, brown tomb
To this beauteous earth.
And fold my white robe round my heart
With clas2ings ofgreen,
To enshrine the v arm life from the rays
OF the golden sheen.
Oh! clasp to my bosom the bee,
Til he's dead with bliss;
And rich fragrance ike mine Is pour'd out
From my sweet lips kiss.
And I'll shine and expand in my bloom
Till my lover sweet,
The south-wind, shall trenbe and faint
With Joy, at my feet.
Oh my soul like censor Is full
OF perfumed praiseI
And live in the warm, blessed love
OF eGugent sun-raysl
And glory in being thus fair
And my chslice bright,
Like snow-drift cloud, shall ever turn
To the sun for light.
And when budding and blooming are DER,
III pour out perfume
A farewell that shall bless the whole earth,
Ere sink in my tomb.
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For the Telegraph.
M U S I c..


Music sweet music full Of JOY and gladness,
Foe TO dispair, and sntidote to sadness
Chsrmer of hidden thought and untold feeling
And all the spirits tenderest parts revealing;
Sweet echo Of the happy days departed
Still sweeter solace to the brosen- hearted
Teil-tale of love, deep in the bosom "elng-
Although the truth we fain would keep from telling
love the charms brought by thy magic spell,
And those who use thy heavenly notes. as well
AaIsac and friends boon OF the spirits own,
To scatter flowers where withered ones are strewn-
TIE give TO liles dark page a sweeter ray,
And make me hope better, brighter day
Oh let me linger in thy Aspen Bowers
Awhile, to revel 'mong the Poets flowers:
Blow now the breeze of Fancy on thy striugs,
And give to thought ride upon thy wings
Upborne by thee upon the breath of even
1t seems prelude to the song of heaven
When gloomy clouds obscure my prospect sky,
And faith would vanish, and my hope would die,
turn to thee, o music with my grief,
And in thy healing find sweet relief.
Oh give me ths, from whatsoe er part
Oh giCe me hsis-the music of tie hsa1t!
Then hope returning to its throne again,
Shall drive away the cloud that caused N pain,
And thou shalt cheer me in lifes sorrow here,
And MI my soul in yOndsr happier sphere
CYPRESS BARD
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8oVooir Scwiqg Nac4;Qe.

The machine is recommended and guaranteed to
the pubic by Elias Howe, Jr, I. NJ. Singer & Co,
Grover d Baker, and Wheeler 81 Wilson.
The Bowdoir Sewing Machine received the first
Premium and Diploma at the Illinois and " iseo,,.
sin State Fairs as the BEST Family Sewing
Machine, al the high priced end best Sewing
Machines in the country being in competition
! makes the strongest and most elastic stifch,
which will wear as long the garment itself and
qc7V nat RIP, though every fourth stitch be cut
For simplicity Of Construction, rapidly Of execu-
ton, strength and durability, it is not surpassed by
any machine in the world. II qcW Sclc the finest
&bs and masns. 'reH as Tie coarsest cottoas and
aro0lenS 1t will HEM, STITCH, TUCK, FELL
and GATHER, ard will axe two different stitches
on the same machine 1t sews backwards and for
wards 1t makes two thousand stitches per min.
ute, and sixty nine stitches to the inch
The inconvenience of belt is obvated by the
application OF Il RUBBER FRICTIoN WHEEL. A
lady can, herself, adjust and keep it right foc all
kinds Of work without the aid Of a naqch1n7st 1t
is so simple that child can learn to operate
it successfully. By its use the laborious work of
family sewing 10 rendered pleasant and novel
pastIme.
E0ery family stould hare one, in these hard
times, as it will be the means Of saving many dol
lars.
We append few names of these who have pur.
chased our machines, and have kindly permitted
us to refer TO them,
Mrs .Dr. Airport, Chicago Mrs. Hubbard, Chicago
Mrs. W alters, g Mrs Horace White, g
Mrs. J. B. Doggett Mrs. w. H. Sckney,
Mrs. j NJ Mccormick " Mrs Julia Francis, Keno
Mrs. Davenport, Chicago sha, Wis
Mira. Alvord, &" Mrs w Bone. Kenosba
Mrs. Burial, " Mrs f. w LYMAN
Mrs. Hubbard " Mrs w S. rour
MIS-. I. Carr, -, Ill Mrs. j. Bond
Mrs. L. Gould, -, Ill. Mrs. S. King,
And many others.
JOHN BENEDICT,
OF Kenosha, is our only authorized Agent for the
entire State of Wisconsin.
Agents wanted ia all the cities rnd towns in the
South and West, Liberal terms given 40tf
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PRONUNCIATION OF T1CINo.-A name
which is in every ones mouth should be
correctly pronounced. The letters Of
the italian language do not all have the
same sounds which they have in En-
glish. The pronunciation of this name
is Ieecheen0.
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DOES SEX QUALIFY MoRALITY.-Tba
common judgment ofthe majority. would
lead one to infer that sex does qualify
morality. Man is tolerated in saving
and doing much, that would be gener-
ally considered intolerable if said and
done by woman. Many immoralities
that would bow and crush woman. are
lightly Judged of man. Man is permit
ted to outllve frailties, woman, never.
Mans sins against virtue are counted
as his wild oats, the 'follies of YOUTH
&c, but woman'5 are set down as inex-
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Woman becomes
an outcast, for what man does with COM
paratlve, ii not perfect, impunity. But
is all this rights it meeting out iudg.
meat as God meets it? Morality is an
ettiuence OF the conscience, of the soul.
and has it. yet been been discovered
that the soul has any adversely of sex?
However true it may be that, according
TO our habit of thought, many things
involving no particular morality NAV
seem proper to man and improper to
woman, we hold that essential morality
IS just as binding upon a man as upon
woman. To use an old homely proverb
what is sauce for the goose should be
sauce for the gander," and in morality.
. 1t is a poor shoe that does not fit both
teet;" poor morality that condemns
one and spares another, on the score of
sex. Happily for the dignity of moral
!ty,, this invidious measure OF Judgment
is slowly passing away. In not dis
tant hereafter, the world will have done
with this discreditable and most unjust
partiality.-F-ee South.
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/" Old FOLKS at Home. y A process
ION OF old folks is proposed at Clinton,
Oneida county, N. Y, on the 4th of Ju-
ly; None are to appear in the ranks
who are under 20.
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HARTFORD
FIRE INSURANCE CO.,

VI II I'M I OK ID.
Capital, S5OO,OOo. Surplus S226, 53I.5l.
incorporated in 1910 IN Pqf7 n,
Directors.
f. Huntington, Charles Boswell Job AII7D
Albert Day, Henry Keney, John p Broca
JAMES 0ooo"lh, CalVlu Lay, Charles J. Russ.
limo. Q. Allyn, Secretary, II. Huntington Pregt
c. @. Lyman, asst Sec'y. VIM H. Bowers, Actso~,,
D. ALEXANDER Gen. Agent fer the Western country resi-
Ing at Columbus, Ohio.
JOHN GRAHAM, Asst Gen. Agent, Columbus O.
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Widen Il MarquardSen,
Furniture Ware-Rooms,

On Park Street. a tes doors Vest Of the County
Bank
Have, and keep constantly hand, large and varied
StocF OF Furniture of manufacture TO which We
invite the attention Of the public. We keep on hand
a larO eIpfO If -
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CARL ScHURz is to deliver the grafton
at the 4th Of July celebration, at Mon
roe, Green county.
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BAcKBITING.-Never say of one who
is absent what you would be afraid or
ashamed to say if he were present. "He
of whom you delight to speak evil"
says wise moralist, "may hear of it
and become your enemy, or if be do not
you will have to reproach yourself with
the meanness Of attacking one who had
no opportunity of defending himself
Never listen to those who deal in scan
dial; he who SANDERS one to you, will
SANDER you to another" Tale hearers
make tale bearers and hence DR.. South
said," the tale bearer and tale-hearer
should be hanged together, the one by
the ear and other by the tall
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DIR. II, s.. ARNDT,

Having located in the city Of nnsa is prepared to prac-
tige his profess on in all us branches.
OFFICE aud residence on Wisconsin street
Rcfreuceg--A. p. TTNE5EE A. CAM7DEIL P. II. WooD, n
EHLE. y. WulPPLE. 26u
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FOR NEW BUILDINGS
this Cement Roofing is cheaper than the ordinary Shin
gled Roofs, and We will warrant its durability,
Give US call, and you will never regret it,
Kenosha, March 1859. fIn43
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LYMAN b. BONE,

R5ot5, Shoes Leattey, FndiaCs de-. Erery garisty o
rysrv article pertaining 70 their business may he had OF
ualr Dr. fts loves. prices. Custom work to order
leather for sale Hides bought, &c. Corner Of Mar
ket squire aud Main street. See advertisements.
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N. A. BROWN,

hqriqg. mir Gutttng AMI JluDpOoi7g Saloon, OPpo
s.te ito Cty Hotel Main street. Old Razors sharpened
aud repaired. oi
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ADAM DICKHOUT,

Grare Foundry amt Nacliae Stop-eorner Of Err
change and South stTeets
OSCAR LANCE. WILLIAM DoYI g.
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gas 8eupsha Te1egrapG
on,, "e'r IN 1te State Of Wisconsin Pri1ts
ana C|rcuIGtes FIFTRRS HuNppFn lz,,;eo ,,o ,,..1
f"'":tfSha ofs0aieh in Kenosaa Co.ns,. qo1ien
"'a6esit a desira5lensecia for A csr.,stsfno
The Nawsnanar


There is no book so instructive s.1
newspaper no knowledge so necessa1
ny to be acquired as that which NAV no
CLEANED from its columns. 1t is NOT
only the vehicle of the cheapest but the
most innocent and least cloying sourcs
OF pleasure and happiness. Anewspa.
per ~ Ia a family, is sure every week to
VIC Tue means OF interesting, informing
or pleasing almost every member of tbS
ianlly, especially where thew live IN tho
country, land see and hear but little tbat;s
new. In the course of a wear Vii
conducted paper conveys information
on almost every subject, or at least ex.
cites curiosity and inquiry on all sub.
lects. 10 know what is nearest 70 M
Id time and space, is most necessary
most pleasing and most Instructive.
and this kind of knowledge can onIy
be obtained from newspapers. We
would venture to affirm that there now.
er was, and never will be. in q conntru
situation, an ignorant family who take
a newspaper, as it is impossible that a
family should not become in time well
lnfomed, provided they live sufficiently
secluded to be thrown upon the paper
as source of amusement. The dullest
child who hates book will in ra;nv
weather steal up to newspaper. read
marriage notice and an advertisement
or two, and put it down. The newt
tlne probably he will become holder
aud get through ga horrible murder"
Soon he will read short tales of fiction.
then just before election time, he be.
gins to peep into politics, and even to
read political speeches. Last of all he
attacks foreign news. By this time his
curiosity on most subjects is excited.
and overcome his aversion and fear Of
books, and he is lured on to become q
reading and well informed man. ItIis
strange that any family, as measure
OF economy, should be without news
paper. Children see the world cheap
ly at home, in newspaper, without the
danger otbad association or the expense
OF travel.-Priater's NesCs Letter.
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~ DOYLE.

JASON LOTHEOp. IT,, County Surveyor. Office, Main
Street; over b. RyD,-4uus Drug Store, Keuosha. lySS