Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1859-11-04
FACT, E'UN IL F4&NCY.


III Never play cards with the ladies fer
money; most Of the ladies have very
WANING ways.
EC- It is a religious duty to avoid, if
not to hate, man who doesn't Ike birds
and flowers.
Esg- Perhaps rs a general rule com
pioto ignorance is better than ill-digcstcd
Csaditicn.
~ Some bachelors join the army be-
cause they like war, and some married
myn Because they like peace,
~ What a poor world this would be
without women and newspapers. How
wouId the news get about?
Eg" Shocks says the ladies no longer
'sa. their caps to catch the beau-they
spread their skirts.
or \ young poet out West, in de-
scri1ing heaven, says: 1t il world Of
bliss fenced with girls"
Eg Some one says Of certain con-
cresution, that they pray on their knees
on Sunday, aud on their ncighbors the
rest Of the week.
or Bob did you 60 to the mines p
"Ycs!"
"What did you dig ?" Il dug home
rs seen as possible"
Gg- We have never yet met with the
man, woman or child too degraded for
the voice Of kindness ~ reach the heart,
and to lead to confession Of guilt and de-
sire for amendment.
Re IN asked what physician stood at
the top Of bis profession, we should say
it was the gentleman who was in the hab-
itof attending patients on monument"
GS~ Singular how pious new clothes
make some people For a whole month
after the Misses Fiirts got new mantillas
tney we're at church three times day.
Ro~ Says country girl, describing tie
country home, we raise our own fruit and
vegetables, make our own pork, and lay
our own eggs.
Gk5 Il does not necessarily follow that
a man is Christian because he belongs
to a church, any more than it follows that
man lisa dog because his name is Growl-
tr.
~ That is beautiful thought where
some one says; Habit in a child is at
frst like a spiders web; if neglected it
becomes q thread or Irvine next, a cord
or rope, finally cable--then who can
break il
Es3' When we see a man ostentatious-
ly buying books that he never intends to
read, and that he couldn't understand if
lie did, We are reminded of deaf men
buying tickets to the opera, anu blind
ones to picture galleries.
TAKE WARvrNG.-John Mason. CON
yicl in the State Pcuitentiary, said, the
other day, that he commenced his career
Of rascality with tho low mean and des-
pisabe crime Of cheating an Editor out
Of his subscription 70 lis paper"
"Can you tell me, Bill, how it is that
q rooster always keeps his feathers sleek
and smooth 2"
no, >" said Bill.
'Wcll, he always carries his comb
with him.
4 say. mister" said one cross eyed
individual to another, chow came your
eyos SO crooked ?" Through sitting be-
tween Two girls, and trying to make love
10 both at the same time" replied the
other.
BLACK on BRowx.--Thc Hartford
Times suggests that. as the Republicans
do not relish the prefix BLACK" they
may with proprioty change their party
name TO Bro,ca hepgJlicaas, in consider
alton Of their recent exploits Of the "Os-
saaatomie" champion.
Gg Pyrrhus, King of Epirus, (iu
Greece in viewing the field after the
battle, and beholding the firm resolution
that marked the countcnances Of the
dead Romans, exclaimed 20 with ease
could conquer the world had the
Romans for soldiers, or had they NE for
their king"
TRRAcHrRY While the army of the
Greeks aud Romans we're approaching
each other, a letter was sent to Fabricius
the leader of the Romans, by the Ply.
sician Of Pyrrhus, the Grecian King
Offering to take of his master by poison
fora suitable reward. The noble Roman
Indignantly refused, and sent letters in
forming Pyrrhus Of the treachery of hi
Physician.
One hour los. in the morning by lying
in bed will put back all the business o
the day.
One hour gained by rising early il
worth one mouth in year.
One hole in the fence sill cost tel
times as much rs Il will to fix il at once
One diseased sheep win spoil a flock
One unruly animal viii teach all 9th.
ors in company bad tricks; and the Bible
says, "One sinner destroyeth much good =
One druukard will keep family poor
and make them miserable.
One wife that is always telling how
fine her neighbor dresses, and how little
she can get, win look pleasanter if shJ
talks about something else
One husband that is penurious or lazy
ard depriyes his family of necessary com
forts such as their neighbors enjoy, is no
such husband az be ought to be.
One good newspaper is one good thing