The Kenosha telegraph and tribune. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1859-1860, 1859-12-15
WIT AND WISDOM.

physicians are the only persons who enjoy
bad health. ..0-
A bachelor ought to be good eueher player
The is SO proficient in going it alone.
-"That, Sir, is the Spirit of the Press" sait
lady, as she handed glass of cider to al
Editor. 4# ag
How the sunlight of our pure warm ioy
gilds all the sable clouds of care and werines
that overhang the SOUL
The strongest kind of hint-a young lad,
asking gentleman to see if one of her ring
won't fit his little finger.
A friend of ours was congratulating him
self upon having recently taken very pleas
ant trip. Upon inquiry, we learned that hC
trpped and fell into young lady's lap.
Gallant Captain-"Now then, my hearties
you've tough battle before you. Fight like
heroes till your powder is gone. Then-run
I'm lit lie lame and I'll start now?"
An old sea captain said he never knew O
but one man who had an excuse for going t.
sea; and that was Noah; for it he had remained
on shore he would have been drowned!
-"Have you got any papers containing any
thing In my way this morning, Mr.. Editor?'
mo, there's nothing here in your way, and you
are in mine"
There are truths which some men despist
because they have not examined them, anC
which they will not examine because they des
pise them.
A lady friend says'the first time she wal
kissed, she felt like a big tub of roses swim
ming in honey, cologne, nutmegs and cramber
sas.
BLoNDIN AGAlN.-Blondin proposes to stretcf
a rope from the summit of the Cathedral to the
dome of the st. Lawrence Hall, Toronto anG
give an exhibition. . '..s...
Tom-"Don't you think some verses would
touch her, Charley-a beautiful poem for in,
stance?" Charley-Oh, hang your verses, Tom
If you want to enjoy life, drop poetry and gals
and line fire company"
A CURIOUS NOTION OF FREE GOVERN.
MENT.-Dr, Breed, a much respected Quake,
gentleman, has been arrested and held to bail Gin
$4,000 in the National Capitol for merely declar
ing that he approved Of Co.. Se,card's Rocheste,
speech, and sympGthiSed loith John Broun
There is railroad down South which runs
one train day, drawn by locomotive of about
coffee pot water. The Conductor is so polite
that if lady shouts out, "Mr. Conductor, I
should like a drink of WATER he Immediately
jumps off, blocks the train with stick, and at
tends to the lady's wants.
A couple of journeymen printers, in New
York, named Wilkins and Hughes, exchanged
"leaded matters" from pistols, in Frenchs
Hotel, few days sncein quarrel Hughes got
a quad" in his breast, and his form was taken
to the hospital Wilkins Distributed himself
as rapidly as possible. "a foul CASE"
The "Young Mems Debating Society,"
having dismissed the question, "Where does fire
go to when it goes out?" have got a new and
more exciting one up-"When a house is de-
stroyed by fire does it burn up or does it burn
DOWN." There is to be warm debate on this
question.
GAY TIMES IN NEW ORLEANs,-Life in New
Orleans was never more gay. The Picayune
of the 10Th glories in "hotels running over, "
weather charmingly mild and clear" :" jam at
the opera house and the three theatres" to say
nothing about the beauty and fashion on the
promenades, and all the other ct ceteras.
While the trial of Brown and Co. was go
ing on at Charleston, Va. Mrs. Partineton was
the streets of Boston, when drop
ping suddenly into a bookstore, she said she
would like to ascertain copy of the paper that
sustained full report of the trial of old Pot
tawotomie Brown, who she had heard was now
deranged before the Court together with his
chief Cook for reciting the negroes of Virginia to
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