The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1858-07-22
VA RIET v.

I'd truth viii get uppermost at last.
[seasOn why men stoop so much now-a- days, is,
~ are bent on pleasure, and can only be
ri By circumstances.
6 action il never thrown away. and perhaps
tke reason we find 50 few of them.
- nipped in the waist is like n rose nipped in
~ IL IS the shortest lived, and falls off the
J 8eoried Of an eminent naturalist that he once
d 0butterfiy nine miles before he could catch
y chase for butterflies still continues, and
pc expend all their lives in their pursuit.
- IN his excellent history of plants notices
nc OF hemp thus laconically: 90 By this cord
~ are guided, bells are rung and rogues are,
, awe
pman who never interfered with her bus-
} fairs, arrived in town the other day. She is
81.
nrkr giving an account Of Toulouse. in France,
III Is n large town, containing e0, 900 inhab-
Dilt entirely Of brick"
Military ar,lor of our youth is proiigious,
4 from the astonishing fact that there are
indred applications for Il single lieutenancy
4Fny- now vacant.
u1srSG SOx.-s. Lewis, what did you do with
Dew truwsers," said an anxious papa. 81
n them of. - :" For what,'' a slung-shot,
> eGames. and the Pirates Own Book
ung man having devoted himself to the special
ment Of comptny of pretty girls for
= &ening, demanded payment in kisses. when
them instantly replied, Certainly. sir,
4your hill
y yOur heart said considerate father TO
Il for you are going among some fascinating
y much rather steal THEIRS said the promis-
h man
Ati'rIt I'm afioat - screamed n young lady
pal lungs and fingers to match as she exer-
= AZ the piano.
Did think you were.'' growled an old bache-
= kng from rhe squaII you raise
y IL such n maze of dirty, narrow streets that
= tants are obliged to carry maps about with
the Chinese guides of the eastern part of
tnOw nothing Of the western part
~ friend, your horse is a little contrary, is
|.I5ir-ee ~
- makes him stop, then -
bes fraid somebody'll say whoa and he
r it,
Genrge, yOu must divide the cake honorable
brother Charles.''
is honorable mother ~
eans that you must give him the largest
u. mother, I'd rather that Charley should
dma, hope you will die first" .why so,
"'CIuse l can stand trouble better
1Fiy is a chap who would be lady if he
a, as ne can't. does all he can to show the
t he is not a man.
1{s Only one objection to people who .smean
III that is they never can spare time to carry
meaning.
4 asked veteran which rife carried the
distance, The old chap answered, "The
kum-''
IoUsTAcHE.-A lady writer in Groham's
y for May has the following in regard TO the
~ ever know n woman who knew ANYTHING
who would give Is two pence for kiss from
lip, Somebody talks about egg without
sense that docs not begin to express il.
6 = man or woman either is hungry, they
% the continent. but declare, If I was on
OF osculatory starvation, would die decent
nake no sort Of sign, rather than take the
put its accompanying monstache.
MERTcAS LADY, AND THE PoPE-One after
Pope ~as informed that foreign lady had
e guard, and made her way inf6 the pene-
the palace His Holiness, with his usual
ordered the adventurous lady to be at once
She was an American lady who had teen
N strong desire to convert the Pope from
conceived to be the error Of his ways At
conversation, with true Yankee sagacity,
i was no go; she rose, but before she went
u the Pope If she might look at his feet
lis cassock he displayed both. After care
lpnining them she said, 8. At all events, il
: you've got n cloven hocf. but have the toes
|stian-" Cardinal Pacca was present at the
grass says that IL he stays out late at night,
rs to avoid scolding or curtain lecture from
pc generously waits out to the s.wee sma'
pnt the twll,' when the anger Of his better
nes INTO fears for his personal safety He
on nus'ne~s, with promise 20 be home
hal-p'st nine. Mrs p uneasy; ten. ag-
half-pa~f, ten, d. sitiveiy eursoed and re-
herself an address for Pepperprass esr.ec;aI
p, filed with cutting reproacbes: eleven q
beasiness. accompanied by an indefinite fear
ruefhing must have happened:', baIf-past
ervnus apprehension; tears t,ke the place of
giaDces; twelve O'Clock, uncomfortable sus-
she only knew the worst; one O'Clock Is
v worked up, has the IS couniption. and ia
pg off the han lie when Peppergrass arrives:
rself into his arms. overjoyed TO see him. as
50 afraid some accident must have happen
cLEER IN THE HrGH LArIrupEs.-The au-
English work, descriptive Of visit to the
Z. rs. relates the following experiences and
IN OF n Chanticleer that suffered from the
mania:''
the nights became shorter. that the cnck
Ehipped At Stornaway had become quite
on the subject of that meteorological
on called the dawn Of day. In fact.
ther he ever slept more than Eve minutes
without waking up in state Of nervous