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Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20

The last number of the OHatoa Demo
crat abuses us to the full extent of its abili.
ty, in column of twaddle, and then copies
an editorial from our paper and gives the
Messenger credit for it.
Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20
wv a ANTEDs

DOoK AGENTS. in every part of the United States ia
ID sell by suhscrption variety ofatractiye and high
ly valuable Family Books.
Besides our large list Of splendid Subscription Books
we publish and keep constantly hand extensive sup
ply Of smaller cheap books for pediers and the trade
generally. Wekeep also good supply Of Stationery
Extra inducements offered 10 Canvasscrs and Peddlers
Apply in person, address. nclosing stamp.
2On,3 Columbus. o.
Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20

Nervous aud Rheumatic Affections!
HOLLAND BITTERs.

ave have used this medicine ourselves,
and in many cases with the greatest sue
cess The most celebrated of our German
Physicians are recommending it. During
this changeablo weather, whilo most per
sons are troubled with nervous and rheumat-
ic affections, it will be found n valuable
remedv."-StdatS Zeituag.
Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20
OUR ADVERTIsERs.

"He that in the loorld p0uld rise.
Must READ THE NEWS aud ADVERTISED"
Carr 4 oo.--Bethcl Iron Store, sandusky.
Close 4 Bilstein-New Eating House, sandusky.
Fine Arts.
Scientific American for 1869.
DR.. j. NJ Jarrett's Card, New Yors.
A. II. c. Broken, Glass Dealer, New York.
Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20
Rcsoiute Hook ana Ladder Co. No. 2.


The young boys Of our town from IL tc
l6 years of age, have during the week past
been busy in getting up Hook and Lad
dor company, and they have been so sue
cessful that on Monday night, Aug. 16th
they met and elected officers and transacted
such other business as to render the project
fixed fact. Money for the purchase of Z
Cart, Ladders, &c, has been freely subscrib
scribed by our citizens. The Young Amer
lean spirit is fully developed in the young
gentlemen, and Hook and Ladder, Co. No
l will have to look we'll to their lanrcls
least the boys outstrip them. The officer
elected are as follows:
RALPH P. BucKLAND, Jr., Foreman;
CoURTLAND /. LONG, st Ast. Foreman
Charles A. TAYLOR, I'd Foreman
GEORGE EVERETT, Secretary;
Henry w. BUcKLAND, Treasurer.
Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20

The $4,000 plates which form tho hull
Of the Great Eastern are bound together by
100000 riyets! These bolts hold TO-
gether the framework of structure which
would carry 10000 troops to India, with
5000 tuns OF coal and cargo.
Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20
Buffalo Market.

Buffalo, August Is.
Flour quiet; supply ed;quotations unchanged sales
of 400 bbs at for good brands extra Ohio, Ind and
Mich Wheat In good demand prime firm: sales Of 40 00C
bush red ohio ii very choice do 20 fol
white Mich. and Ind. Corn quiet and in good supply
and hmer Holders restrict business sAes of 5000 bush
private terms. Rye nominal and held at 76c. Oat'
quiet sales Of 5000 bu at 47e; sound held Mt ~
so cents.
Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20
:frtmont Sournal.
Local ana miscellaneous Natters.
ERInnks.

We have the most beautiful forms Of Deeds Mortgages
Quit Claims and all kinds Of Justices and various other
Blanks, for sale, at all times at the JOURNAL OFFICE.
Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20

We have scholarship in the "clcvelaud and Union
Law College, for full course Of Legal Instruction. which
will sell att bargain. Students graduating at this In
stituon admitted 20 practice in all courts fthe State
Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20
Special Notices.
Tb;s nonnlarmao.

ATLANTIC MoNruLY.--This popular mag
arne published by Phillips Sampson Co., Boston, Mass,
Is gaining celebrity acquired by but few Monthes In the
Union It's articles purely Amercau and not borrow
Cd from English authors tconains l2s pages monthly,
and Is furnished at thelow price Of 90 per year View
for ss so furnish all subsebeas with the ATLANTIC
MoSruLY and the Fremont JOURNAL one year, 50 you
will be getting our paper for iy cent" Hand IN tue
..u,o. June, 1858.
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car Timc-Lcaving Fremont.

GOING EAST. GOING WEST.
Fast Exp n Mail BOA AN Chicago Express. 1903 An
Buffalo Express. li.23 AN West. Exp. Mail. ia pm
n. Y. Express 637 PN Telegraph ENp.---- o2G Pm
Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20

Ey- Ono STATE AND UNION Law Col
Institution has been removed TO Cleveland,
Ohio Degrees are legally conferred, and students upon
or,dustus may be admitted to practice. For Circulars
address at Cleveland, N. A. KING, Secretary
December 0, 1857. 47y1
Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20

All descriptions Of Job Printing neatly and eSpcdi-
tiousy done and reasonable terms II you desire any
such work call at the JOURNAL OFFICE.
Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20
d [ & d,

At Republic, August 10TH JOSEPH HARVEY Burton, old
est son of Harvey Burton aged 10 years.
Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20
LEATHER, FINDINGS, &c.

'TNE best quality OF Sole Leather Cowhde: Kip Calf
i and Lining skins Pegs, Nails. Thread. Sc. &c can
At ell times be had very cheapat H. LESIIER'S
May l2 1858. No. Buckland's Block.
Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20
d e e D 8

w ARRANTY, MORTGAGE, an QUIT-CLAA
w DEEDS, may always be had AT the Drug an,
BOOK stors OF C. r. McCULIO Gil
Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1858-08-20

W. J. MILLER Clyde, and by Druggists and Merchants
generally.
The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1858-04-28
Health ond beauty in q woman

80 eighteen shi q fuvIrrr,
"a young Amtr,nH woman L ihr
pfol.Iet Ia DE world hut at thirty,
nun Dim, fho Is alunly oN hnI
ugly Though there were saNne of
"a l'cucAmau' cmgrefillun il lLe
remarb, there vns nho q fuelhN.c
Il truth. Why ' lhat the 'eany
tt eur ffmaic fades sn soouf OI,
% 90 o, once 10 lIe real issue Iti
beauty Is health why n ittha oul
womcn, m conn Will ',ev0wm
" other temperate climates, arc
delicate and fraellcl
The answer may be iaadc IN o fop
words. rs because thcy nc, ccl
air aud cNerc.se Weakness. la,sf
uic, and fading complexion, Al
inevitably follow Incidence and con.
iincmcut as the willing Of q plan
results from It's deprivation ol hight
Il i q Law Of our existence, TINT ~
mus. take daily exercise ii We vou,
continue healthy. l. is o iic. il
physiology, ihat a pure atmosphcl,
is indispensable to q vigorous v,ali.
". An the rchncmcn, Of civilSa.
ton, ell ,he resources Of science
haye iailcl 10 supply a suhsi.iu'.
fJr fra Is a.r aul cxegl. TN
poor and rich stand on tie sam,
platform iurticrcucc tothis uccessi
,yOl oag nature. The lady in silk
and salins can buy no eusincsic $
Cl'lcacious o. lle sunshine and dbrcez
uhieh arc poured os, VI every slcl
or her humble o Ter.
The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1858-04-28

An exchange ssys: "lish'uing
uescr strikes but once IN The same
place: therefore. let ihe man whose
first wife was a ge0l one, never
marry again.
TO which another psrtinenily rc-
plies.
"Greas logic sia, Happily light.
ming and masriuout ARE entirely
iifiereu, inssiiusiou<.
Exacsly so Anl though boil
women and ihunderbo.t. srs ',crrib's
IN their majesty" anil mysterious u
ileir infacnee, one vas made u
purity the heavens shd The other ths
earth. wishsss beth Of slsn ~
world woali b. "smitisa' with III
.sabomination Of desolaiiOa.' Ia'
voice Of alseis is second only to h
voice Of God. and hsar,i sri light, bod
invise rs sosl<sarne god. and dirsc
as 10 the sane gIety.
The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1858-04-28
Young fdIs,.

What lamtu,ahle fact !, = that
90 many oi be youre people af dis
aea makc Il % business % "baye
nothing 10 jo." They lecon e
prAclical lcalcra. and Sc asscr, ,ha,
jhls hal ). has destroyed moro yeune
men 10 oer towns anl cities ghau al
other causes pa; together. !, is =
lameuyahlg fact. Bot aIas, Il is not
cuudurl 20 yogug men There is a
'acka-iasical cla.s u sirls. cal'el
"yoaDg la,l,es." Who sre in like
pitihl condition. While ttcl hth.
trs. bohcs,, Iahorugl men work early
anl la,e 10 nakc a living, aul thei,
mo'iers enslavc themselves b Keep
ihem tidy, ahl cook their meals,
'tcsc interesting creatures are lo,i,na
about terrified ., nothing - mnch al
ylr dca Of earning even tac sal
tha, scasons their food. They ies'
pisc work. L is 80 "unlaiy-lltt,' :
iui scw they WI, not. even sh1al,
yuu offer ,hem double vagCs. ,hel
would Be clsssei a. "wurkiae girls.
ar 'ha, wdull eut ,hom n fr0m n.
'ashioaat'e world. r50f thing.
ioomrl to hopeless jarebiehc
through l.fe, sui alas tor tbe prs
pss,s Il ths nan hat vsis them
n. shame
The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1858-04-28

Nassr despair ,hr darkest g,1ut
Iaat e, 81 lnaiae,l, v,.l pass avaf'
The lsngs., NIGHT vill yield ~ davu
The Jawa will kiudlc intp day'
[Mhst u Eruaa4 tbs .eHely bars rav Z
Break assce aud hirh o. waves VI .9r.
Stretch rysrs ear-thrrr'. lani ahead,
Anjlhoa vil' gain ,bs peri Tomorrow
MAsa fsr,anc irowus anil summer hisads,
like buds that ftsF q storu, lsVerti
Some. " thy hrvass hath srerle warmth,
Will stay and nestle 'rcuaI thy heart
u thou arr poor. NJ Joy Is voa,
NJ god u gained, BY sad ftTinih.'
Gsms varied % the ,larkenOi earth
May yet Be gathered fpF the mofuius
Thers l. M lot. hcvevsr sad,
There is ~ roof, however low,
But has suus jay % make l, elsd.
Some latsn, bltss 90 snathe its woe
~ Ugh. ur iitVs MI l,ugr ncar,
When vil,le.s beats the hsVi's emotion
\ isllspau when hrs,krrs rssr.
j staF Wpsa 49, .FJe,.,l ocean.
T. firus ksi-su,s' Il hi. sslds lcep'
sssh as,,d " drought Of blight mus
lIe questions mt the hctls skies.
bagplsss. aui snvs. anl seils IN llpgs-
1hsn Or ani srive, and dare eut w.
Nor dautt harress thou wilt gather
-
The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1858-04-28
DEATH NOT IHcoxsTAnCY

Ons eve Of beauty, when The sun
Wss on the ssrssm Of GuadaIguivcr,
To geld, esuvestir~. cns BY cue.
The ripplss Of ,his mighty rivers
Beside me on the bank vas seated
A Seville rwi. With auburn hair,
Asi eyes skat might the world We cheated
4 sili, bright. wicked, diamond pair.
She stepped and wrote upon the sand.
Jast - The loving sun vas rcinf.
With such ssft. small. shining hand.
foa'd have sveru twas silver foving
lIr vurls v.rr thrse. anil nps oue msre
What could pisua's mstts be-
Ihs syrsn vrote apsn the shore,
sOs~shl nos isecnssanevw
Ani then her twu large Isuguii svss
Ne tsrp-,l on mine the deviltsks me
sst th@ stream On Gre With sirhs.
And wSs the fool .hs eh,se % make ne
ssiat Trrasis vsald have bvsa dsceivsd
y sssA an eye aud saeh hand;
Dat see N~ek mcse 81 beiisre1
AZ mueh the wsnaa as the sani!
The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1858-04-28

g. Socrates termed phllosOphy
the preparation for death but shsald
!. no. rather be styled The patient
eniursnee q llfes
The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1858-04-28

tlirmnrals' N town iufnishe. u.
lho ia..aains election Ilcm, and taya
II l8 uual
A Un 81 tlle Emerald lie, with
hlarl rpHI haT VI hla hahd, step
rslinlp slnq lna Saturday, while
lho olrctm vas going on, and ash
rltba rppitiofto % write hlm q ticket,
"laty woll' - said the merchant,
~ suppose YOU vish 10 vote The
Democratic tlekell"
"lis, answered the Milesian,
"Wcll, Lewis Anus far shcrlN."
"ls he u nimiknif"
"Yn0 " aaIl The merchant,
"Gobree W. Hunt for Trustee.
"ls hea blmhmi"
"tflnlnly 2
"'l'bc pcyll flr llggslot"
"Aruh, now, d sae p,milu'i"
Tlh, yes ol tnurso."
'rltu, BE- dnd ihnl's me ,ickr,
lll yoto lur him"
Md When thc votes for Register
were counted. they stood for Ilern-
don. $40; for johnson, 20; for hut.
ler, 81 md f,r he Dsra,
fsg 4 lawyer and . doctor wcrc
discussing the antiquity Of their ~
spceli,c profession, aud each cited
authority to prove ii, The mos, an.
C.ent.
"Nine," said The ii,ciplc Of I.y-
curgus. "commoncod almost with
/ the worlds ora. Cain slcN his bro.
Their, Able, and that Va. . criminal
ease IN Law
"rruc, - rejcncd E'culspias, 'bu,
my profession Is eoc,al with The cre-
aiion ltself Oh Mother Eve was
made aut ~ n rih taken from ADAMS
body, and lha, was a surgical opera
| iion -
Tho lawyer drcrpclhis green bag.
I.e- MY lcarpei friend, oh.
served an advocate during a recon,
uial, "pgaeilces hs Arguments 10.
fore n glass"
"lIei.er practice them before n
sla.s thaa alter a glass," vas the
reply.
tsis- Dr.. Jchnssn has left II on
record. that as he wps psssing BY =
hsh mougcr'. who vas SHINING all
eel al,sc, be heard him cune IL be-
cause il would no, lie s,ilI'
POM. The wind !, blew, the snow
!, Ieu. aud raised particular ,hua-
ier-uiih SKIRT. aud hoops, AMI
chicken cocps--and such kind Of
plumber.
rg A pretty gil and . uili horse
are liable 10 10 much mischief; fcr
the one runs assay with . felles's
heart, and the ether uss away with
his body.
rs9- A clergyman was onec askc'
whether the members n bis church
we're united. H. replied tia, they
werr perfectly nui,ed-'ffofcn TO.
/ rc,hsr."
! D. "Jea. wly am you Ike .
2 cedar ltpsi" III glts Ia, up, Fam
Z | rsn'l tell yos." "ksse yon stays
: .rc q boi salnmer snd WINTER"
4 ~ A physician onse sdvise,
sidney Smi,h'to take q vslk upss
an empty stomach. "Whose s,om
\ achi" asked the Wit.
: f-B- Why ,s . hen sa,sins %
: fence like . half dollsrs Bcesss
: .hs hss . head On one si&e, and
!, tail on the aher.
/. f-5- Dot's carry yoar handker
j shisl in your brsast.po,lss. II 70
Z 10. says Punch, you take . 'eipsr !
/" your bSsotn.
4 n~- A yoang .nsn vi,hou, MOI
:. ~. aiaotg th. ladies. ls Ike u
Il neon On a eleaiy nighs-hs esn
4. saiss.
2. - wiy vas PhArsshi 'lssgl''
~ Use . hrokefl Bessass he gos
= h,sIs prorhs, iron The rushes on u
A. bsnks.
r whas Ia he eat ssy, - &
losksd oas Of the viplev ~kes Z
u ara Ca ssroands is hat srsrsE
y b. lls<ers. ssn srslly sps.Ain
sf- s' are : sss Of iefsrs. sissn kssot-
u! ani no, alwaJs veil tired.
The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1858-04-28
d'boitt I,ottrg.
ISrh =
LIHEss


lam wsAty. Oh, hnw weary
Anl nv hrhrt !. sad and iircli
T,rcl n Watching, and n vecpihsi
Watching weeping al 10 vain.
\ .'sr.e,ru he rnms 10 me-,
cams 10 mc. 10 my sd trca'usi
llat he Vision vanished ,lowlyi
Slovly, even ne it csmc.
d. yoa woa,lcr % piy Hlrrf'i
Nhtn t..t fn ,agf Is slns
to uul, san lrIul CLAIM
- ihs htafi ~, all a.' INn'
81, I'm wegry, 30, 80 ucsrs
Apl 4 cannot. 'Trt' Hmi'r,
uh dnrIuf. r, au'l A.g me
Rrcas uy saanes' ldv ava'.g.
tIlANtlNE.
Iioig Spr.ug ifare' sI's
$50
The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1858-04-28
.J,)l, WORK

~ ut ursfniruo,s, from lnrrs ll'hl
fll.il Fancy Cards. done win Nen'no''
AL p.Nat,h. ani on reasonable TERMS
The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1858-04-28

TAese is nsash. in Arts bssvurss.
HI caa vvsk with saeh . spdl
IA .As sp;da's psre. desp fosusaiss
Whssse shs holy passions well,
As ~ nelsly ef Nature,
nAssbo.sd. sskdsiss Grain
"hi<A i p,syes uPss shs shingles
~ III rs.tsr u ,he rain.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1858-06-19
the JOURNAL.
FRVIILE, SATURDAY, JUNE 10, 1858
Dc,crip,ive Of Mining.

GETTING DowN.'-In some places the miners
have TO sink shafts thirty fifty, or hundred feet
bcfere they reach the deposit of gold. The shaft
;s circular hole, five or six feet in diameter, re-
semblinp common we'll, and is generally the
work Of two persons-one to dig and the other
drawing up the dirt and rocks in half barrel
tnb, by means of rope and windlass. Some
fines shaft sinking is slow and laborious; large
hard rocks are encountered, which have to be split
with wedges or blasted with guupowder; in other
places hard cement is met with, which yields re-
Ictantly to the heavy blows Of the miner. Re-
turning to work in the morning, they often find
five or six feet of water in the hole, which has to
lie lifted out with the tub and windass; then the
miner is let down, and resumes his work, which
is far from agreeable, the mud and water dripping
down from the ascending tub, on his back as he
stoops to dig. Occasionally stone in the side
of the shaft becomes loosened by the water from
melting snow near by, and comes whizzing down
past his head, but if it don't hit him, all right
and he digs away. If the rope becomes untwis
ted, or too far worn, he is in additional peril
and yet, strange to say, fewer men arc killed il
shafts than above ground. While this is progress
ing the operators are said to be not down yet;
fhat is, they have not reached ground containing
gold In river mining, after the water has been
turned from the channel, through fume, great
deal of sand gravel and rocks mnst be removed
before getting at the gold. While this removal
of rubbish is going on the miners are not down
YETI In surface mining, in the dry diggings, it
is sometimes necessary to remove thirty, or even
fifty feet of top dirt'-earth containing no gold
before any reward is expected; when so occu-
pied, they are mot down yet The peculiarly
Of very many peoples condition in the mines is,
that they are not down yet'-they are making
nothing There is always something to hinder
their making money, just now; there is either
too much water, or not enough; too much top
dirt,' or too many big rocks obstruct them; the
ditch men charge too much for water, or the
sluce wastes the god-something prevents them
from working to advantage their hope is
IN che merrow. Full of gilted fantasms is the
miners tomorrow and the soul, entering on the
territory of dreams, climbs up golden ladders to
Castles gorgeous with the wealth Of the sleeper s
Imagination, but the morrows sun mclts the cas-
ties away, like the frost-forest the window
pane
And so it is all over the world; the majority
Of people never get down to where il pays;
they are always sluicing off top dirt, blasting
rock, or bailiDg water and tie ground cares in on
them !
Weekly Trinity journal., 1858-06-19
LONDON CLUB HOUSE GIN
WILLIAM III. DAILY,
L. p. FISHERS

A DvERTISING AGENCY, San Francis.
n co-No. 17l4 Washington street, up stairs,
nearly opposite Magurc's Opera House.
L. p. FISHER is the authorized Agent of the
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Register.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1858-06-19

OLD TANNENwALn.-In the summer of 1850,
weary old man, begrimed with sweat and dust,
dropped his dunnage in front of the old board
house which was then called the El Dorado Hotel,
and, without waiting to rest his tired limbs,
asked the landlord if he would grant him the
privilege of opening an impromptu dry goods
store on the sidewalk" The request was gran
ted, and in few minutes the miners 1--WE were
Rll miners them gathered around to see the old
mans stock of clothing, dry goods and trinkets.
That old man grew in business, and thrived as
the city has hriven. The sidewalk was aban-
doned for shanty, the shanty gave place to a
comfortable storehouse which, in its turn, as it
touched by the wand OF fairy, suddenly chang
cd into glittering gold emporium where per
baps millions OF dollars have been exchanged
The elements have spent their fury upon the old
man, but they could not destroy him. Old friend
Tannenwald, the subject of this notice, still
lives, and as an evidence of his indomitable per
severance, has recently built splendid stone
store-house which is real ornrmcnt to the city
-Placerville Register
Weekly Trinity journal., 1858-06-19

THE BLUE HENS CHIcKENs.---BnL ToMrKINs
says that 'widder is a married woman as has
got no husband, koz he's dead; widower is a
man as runs after the widders.'
PRAY, Mr.. Jenkins, help yourself to the Bacon
don't be afraid OF it
NO, indeed, madam, shall not be. | have
seen piece twice as large, and it didn't scare
me q Bit
Ey Irishman was asked if he had ever seen so
thin a woman as one who was passing? 'Och,
yis, an have seen one as thin as two of her put
together
A SAILOR wrecked on a barren coast, came at
length in sight of gallows: Thank God, said
Ne, I'm getting into civilized country
A MAN cured papitation of the heart by draw
ing another similarly affected close to his own.
IL North Carolina the lightning struck a barn
and Knocked over two darkies; one of them
scrambled up and exclaimed, who fire dat gun 2
A MOUNTAIN of sorrow slid down from mans
head and broke the bridge of his nose.
IF a smoker marres a widow it does not follow
that he must give up the weed because she puts
off hers.
HAPPINESS is like a pig with creased tail;
everybody chases and grabs but nobody can hold
If you want an example of clear articulation,
pinch cats tail in the crack of door; she will
after all the vowels in the alphabet
OLD Brown and Skeesicks found bear den.
and Skeesics crawled in for the young ones The
bear returned and entering the den Brown seized
her by the tail and held her fast. Skeesioks
called out what the HI darkens the hole p
Brown answered you'll discover if The tail pulls
outn
THE Butte Record defines a Missouri compro-
mise to be horned in Virginia, and rared in
Moozoorer}
Weekly Trinity journal., 1858-06-19

THE IIoPEFrL BUuDER.-A swallow in the
spring came to our granery, and meath the ewes
cssayed to make a nest, and there did bring wet
earth, and straw and leaves. Day after day she
toiled with patient heart but, ere her work was
crowned, some sad mishap the tiny fabric spoil
ed. and dashed it to the ground She found the
place she flew and with her mate fresh earth and
grasses brought, and built her nest anew. But
scarcely had she placed the last soft feather its
ample floor, when wicked hand, or chance, again
laid waste and wrought the ruin DER. But still
her heart she kept, and toiled again and last
night hearing calls looked, and 10 three little
swallows slept within the carth-made walls
What truth is here, o man hath Hope been
smitten in its early dawn, hath cloud o'ercas
thy purpose, trust or plan, have Faith, and strug
gle on