Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1858-08-19
VARIETY.

vaoM DOUGLAS JRwRoLD.s WIT AND

HUHoR.
I..orieaiHn III .bi.uL iu,oIication i.
the spitome Of every crime.
Money oneJ is like the air you
breathe if you have II not, you die.
Children are earthly idols
that hold rs from the stars.
Spie,-He who turns spy for pleasure
would not sickle to be hangman for tu,i.
ness.
A sdfs GsprrHnten. That government
is still the safest that makes treason laugha.
bic.
A good Hs.-How beautiful can time,
with goodness, make AZ old man look
A ssspieioss naA-Ho'd search q min.
cushion for treason, and see daggers in .
needleosse.
Tls eLenrss Of oil Laes-self defence i,
tbs elssrsst Of all laws; and fer tLis reason
The lawyers didn't make it.
Bad h,ans-Some peoples hearts are
shrunk in them like dried nuts. You can
hear 'em rattle as they walk
NaiErs Mature is . pattern maid of all
work and does best when least meddled
with.
LyiHg,-Dont give your mind % living.
A lie may do very we'll for q time, but, ike
bad shilling, IT'S found out at last.
MANS It'engfh.--A man never 20 beauti.
fully shows bis own strength, as when be re.
sPeets Womsns softness
Ttyfue-Yirtue, attempting 20 gloss dis.
honesty, il it doesn't grow ashamed and
break down IN the operation, ceases to be
virtue
mean man He grudges q canary hi,
sugar, and counts out grains Of barley to bis
horse by tens.
Data The grave is the true purifier,
ans 10 The charity OF the living, takes away
tbs blo's aud stains from tho dead.
The Heroine Of a lore sioyV "A mere
thing ofgoose quill ADD foolscip only born
IN = garnet TO be buri.d 10 trunk
Moral pri4eipic This Is wha, tb. world
calls principle be has owed me hslf a
crown for seven years, aud wear, lavender.
EaieTi
God Nation. Cold mution's like q cold
friend the lees 70 DO s,omsehed for having
once been hot
&abp,riaa Gres. Tor the brandy
"nothing eIieouate - and the water. "put
nought IN, in malice"
True UHnor-A man Of t,u. bu,no,
aay pats capital joke toto al spitaph. aud
gSsa broad grin from skeleton
Cooiasn.-Hs would eat oysters vbilo
his nsighbors house vas 10 aAmes-sls,v,
provided THAI bis own vas insured Cool.
ness hess piece Of marble, carved toto a
broad grin.
.he DsosAoiss Of MIf,lssoay To feel the
shaios, bot take espseisl care the world ,b,u
nos bear ihsm elank 'Ts = praisheo tAst
oftsn passes for happiness
Mayrtass The marriage Of loved ehild (
tesy seem % parent KIDD Of death Yet .
thsFoia iather pays bat just debt Wed. .
i9ek gave bin The good gih 70 Wsdloek.
thea, be owes u.
Lors' ~ PTis0a Has not the magic n
the passion hang prisos walls With garlspd.
snd, like the $40 Of old, drawn bidder hsr.
monies ffo@ cut The very sintg
7'4< igf->ses Of seeaiil -Everybosy he,
insgiaaiion uhsn money IL the thought
The theme The common brain will bubbIs
10 golden vssd
Iasraiisas.-Ws are tsospi 70 buty car
aeeousts along sitb our bsbsfsotors 10 "a
Joy 'hs tfiamPbs Of otaers a. thoush tbsy
we're ihe just property Of ourselves
It,a'fI.-- Every man talks Of BIZ, bsigb.
sor's heart, as though 10 vas biz own watch
a thiog - b ssen ia ell its works sn8
biased foT irTsgulaF goise
TseopsaHy fissSi We live 10 tvopes.
y ti@ss, When ehiyalry goes 70 obusch 10
se t,~ily eoaeh, snd ihe god o. family mar
age bargsios tor his Wedding brsstfss,
Mass Dvbss.--Mss oves tvo sols,,
sb's ons 70 soeisty, asd ore 70 naiurs -
u oaly sAsa be pays The sesOpd tbss be
oysEs TIE kFst.