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The estimate Of crop for 1851 published
summary the other day calculated at average cents
per pound while in the above table we have averaged u
pound which win tend for apparent dscrepan
cy in the footings.
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Increase Of crop over 1873, %, 900 bales.
The domestic consumption down l5657 by short
crop high prices The cause with the Of Russia
also tended largely to diminish exports all foreign eocue
The panic Of 1853 seriously ntered with the distribution Of
crop ls5s also by stopping American spndes re-
duced the domestic consumption 52 bales against
bales the previous yeaTequa reduction of bales The
exports diminished France 29OOO and to the north
ofEmope 81 0CO bales.
In estimate Of the crop Of 1 that now coming to
market, zoe bales, assign its distribution as follows
We give England the last year to France
we give an increase bales north of Europe which
includes Russian ports p o and other foreign ports the same
as year. for American consumption an increase
Of $4,000 bales
year American pindles idle they now fully en-
poyed and hence give for American consumption an amount
which greatly in from that Of supply taken from
the crops Of 1854 and 1861.
these it will be that should the present crop
reach large estimate Of 100000 bales all be wanted
This impression is strengthened by the prevalence peace the
Of money and the improved the people
consumers.
shOuld the crop be limited goo bales will scarcely
fee to meet the wants Of the trade.
II figures be correct, the aggregate crops years will
amount to 9 ,354 600 bales, distributed follows
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EACH SATURDAY IN AUGUST!

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Manny's Combined Reaper and
Mower,

"TTTH WOODS HmPROVEHIENTss-T his
wv ceebrted Machiner eceved the first premium Of Grard
GoLD MEDAL the bsstcOmbned Rng and Moving Machine
at the great United States Agricultural Fair held at Louisville
KY September, 1851 The trial OF Syracuse New
York. July, where all the prpa Machines in the United
States thoroughly tested The committee made their awards
through Marshal p Wilder, President United States Agricultural
Society, at Louisville, Ky.
It also received the award as the best Reaper and the best
Mower separate committees, appointed By the Pre
dent Davidson County Agricultural Society, at Nashville
Of the machines in in Tenn.
Numerous other prem and Awards given this Machine
during the last season, over svry5 sch1ein America
The above machines ne FOR sale - the undersigned,
b. 2. CHEATiiAM, .......
General Agent FOR the Stale.
FISHER, WHEELS 4 CO.,
sEez-d&wH Nashville. Tenn.
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Great Sale of Fine Marble Statutes and
Alabaster Works of Art.
BEN. r. SHIELDS
WWTILL sell TUESDAY NoveIabrsi on account OF whom
wv may in his Upper Rooms, rich and elegant
assortment OF Italian Marble and saay, received direct from
Florence.
The goods have been selected from the celebrated Studios
Italy, and will be found worthy OF finest taste
in Europe and America.
As sell this large and valuable Stock without re.
for Cash. invite all, and especially the ladies' 90
attend this sale Seats and the necessary accommodations will be
prepared for them.
salepositve and without reserve for Cash delivery.
oct29 BENZ. +. SHIELDS.
SHEPPARDsS GOLD PENSs---A large aSsOrt.
- ment just received By +. HGAAN.
oct9, Market st.
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plugs stop valves that are order and VIII receive
early attention. There also several sd leaks which am now
engaged stopping oer carry out the laying o. heo
pipe II VIII require several three inch stop valves Wen should
Be ord cred Immediately.
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WE have on hand Tor sale, Lead Pipe sss Lad, sheet
drant Wrought Iron Pipes 5r Gas steam and Nutef, RON
inch 10 Two inch also Fittings Gocks Cheek Valves, etc.,
suit Pipe Parties In the eountr cut and
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IL We also Agents FOR Harrisons patent Coai CooEut
Range sepaEl-drEtE-3u
n EBANON MILLS FLOUH.-Wshars been mads i,
Agents for the sale Of the AeaRod Mis- FLOUR Ehieh a
superior brand
We have in store large supply, Hld o. Ehi'' WEST
which We sill sell ~ Wholesale o. retail ~ 90
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Important 90 Printers.
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CHEEsRg CHEEsEIl
" BOXES q prime fresh Cheese just received and orste
OH b. GRESHAM 4 HulRAkAl- -.--a
VIRGINIA TOBACCO.
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...- L-..- - 81. 2IElFuls FesIuaEy Is, IA
Decisions Of the Court Ienuz1es. delivered r
quent the period az which Mr. Msig Digest closes, mnsh
interest. The exhibits
printing and binding veil sxecutsd prove
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HENRY D SAALLs JUICE q he cqumaa Law Sd.
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publication Of Mr. Meigs' Digest which ineiues Ten volume
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THE WAY TO EMINENCE.
"That which other folks can do,
Why, with patience, NAV not you I?


Long ago little boy was entered at Harrow
School. He was put into class beyond bis
years, and where all the scholars had the ad-
vantage of previous instruction, denied to him.
His master chid him for bis dulIness, and all
his efforts then could not raise him from the
lowest place on the form. But nothing daun-
ted, be procured the grammars and other ele-
mrutarv books which his clasS-feliows had gone
through in previous terms. He devoted the
hours of play, and not a few of the hours of
sleep, to the mastering of these till, in a few
weeks. he gradually began to rise, and 1t was
not long till he shot far ahead of all bis compan-
ions, and became not only leader Of the division,
but the pride of Harrow. You may see the
statue of that boy, whose career began with this
fit of energetic application, in St. PauPs
cathedral for he lived to bp the greatest orien-
tai scholar of modern Europ e-t was Sir
William Jones.
When young scholars see the lofty pinnacle
Of attainment on which that name is now re-
posing, they feel as if it had been erected there
rather than had travelled thithe-. No such
thing. The most Ilustrious in the annals of
philosophy once knew no more thaa the most
iitprate now do And how did he arrive at
his peerless dignity7 BY dint of diligence ; by
downright pains taking.
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From Morris and Wtltis Home Jouynal.1
JOHN ANDERSON, MY 10.

This exquisite ballad, constructed by Robert
Burns, out of different and somewhat excep-
tlonable lyric, has always left something to be
wished for and regretted it is not complete
But who would venture to add to a song OF
Burns? As Burns left it, it runs thus
John Anderson, my 10, John,
When we were first acquent,
Your locks were like the raven,
Your bonnie brow was brent;
But your brow is bald John,
Your locks like the snow,
But blessings on your frosty pow,
John Anderson, my o.
John Anderson, my jo, John,
We camb the hill thegithe.;
And monya canty day, John,
We've had wiz ane anither;
Now maun totter down John,
But hand in hand we'Il 60,
Aud sleep thegither at the foot,
John Anderson, my jo.
Fine as this is, il does not quite satisfy con-
templatlve mind when one has gone so far, he
looks and longs fore something more-somethns
begond the foot of the hill. Many reader Of
Burns must have felt this and it is quite prob
able that many have attempted to supply the
deficiency but We know of only one success in
SO hazardous an experiment. This is the add
I'd verse
John Anderson, my 10, John,
When we have slept thegither,
The sleep that a. maun sleep, John.
Wen wake wiz ane anither;
And in that better warld, John,
Nae SORROW shall we know;
Nor fear e'er shall part again,
John Anderson, 10.
Simple, touching, true-nothing wanting,
and nothing 10 spare precisely harmonizing
with thr original stanzas, and improving them
by the fact Of completing them. This poetical
achievement is attributed TO MIR Charles Gould,
gentleman ofour town whose life has been
chiefly devoted 10 the successful combination of
,fgwes-hut not figures Of rhetoric. The verse
was written some. years ago, but it has not
hitherto found its way into print; yet it we'll
deserves to bt incorporated with the original
song in any future edition OF Burns Poems, and
w. hope some publisher will act on this sugges-
ttOu
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A ROYAL LADY.

Our ladv readers will be- interested in the
following description of the English Princess
Royal, Vicoria's eldest daughter, from The
pen OF correspondent of an Aberdeen jour
nal
e.With the remembrance, as II It had been
Yesterday, of the boom of the guns which an
nounced her birth, / was scarcely prepared to
find her a full grown woman, taller by couple
of inches than her mother, and carrying herself
with the ease and grace of womanhood 1t Is
no stretch of loyalty or courtesy to call the Prln-
cess Royal pretty. She is perfectly lovely.
The regularity of her features is perfect. Her
eyes are large and full of intelligence, lmpart-
ing TO her face that sort of merry aspect which
indicates good humor. The nose and mouth are
dellcaeIy and exquisitely formed, the latter CIV
ing the effect of great sweetness The Princess IS
more like her father than her mother. She IS
like the Queen in nothing but her nose In
all other respects she is female image OF her
father ! should add, as Interesting TO your
lady readers, that she wears her hair slightly
off her forehead not pushed hack IN the Eu-
genie fashion. but brushed latltudlnally from
the temples, and raised at the side above the ear
in bandeaus really the ladies must excuse me
if | am talking nonsense, for | have not gwen
that hostage to fashion which would enable me
TO speak er cathedra.) Well, at any rate, the
Princess is fair enough to be the heroine OF
fairy tale, and the Prince Frederick should con-
slider himself lucky fellow"
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Select l1oetrn.
From the Atlantic Monthly
THE OLD MANS DREAM.

0 for one hour of youthful JOY.
Give back my twentieth spring
I'd rather laugh, bright-haired boy,
Than reign gray-beard king!
Off with the wrinkled spoils of age
Away with learning's crowni
Tear out life's wisdom-written page,
And dash its trophies down!
One moment let my life-olood stream
From boyhood's fount of flame!
Give me one giddy reeling dream
OF life all love and fame
My listening angel beard the prayer,
And calmly smiling said,
"lf but touched thy svered hair
Thy hasty wish had sped.''
'But is there nothing in thy track
To bid the fondy stay,
While the swift seasons hurry back
To fnd the wished-for day rs
All truest soul of woman kind
Without thee, what were life7
One bliss cannot leave behind
I'll take--my-precious-w
The angel took a sapphire pen
And wrote in rainbow dew,
"The man would be boy again,
And be a husband too -
-"And is there nothing yet unsaid
Before the change arpears7
Remember, all their gifts have fed
With those dissolving yearsp'
Why, yes; 70. memory would recall
My fond paterna ioysi
] could not bear to leave them all:
l'll take-my-girl-a and boys!
The smiling angel dropped his pen,-
"Why this will never do;
The man would be boy again,
And be father 700 -
And so laughed,-my laughter woke
The household with its noise,-
And wrote my dream, when morning broke
To please the gray haired boys.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-02-05

WHITE Men ar a DIscoUNT As AMERICANS.
The Paris correspondent of the New York
Times writes that the prevalent belief in France
is that Americans are black.
GA natve-born citizen of the United States
is generally-not always, am sorry to say
loo dignified, too much OF gentleman, to go
crying through The streets, the restaurants, and
the kitchens, that he is an American while, on
the contrary, there is in Paris large number
of American negroes. and still larger number
of very dark persons, of mixed Indian blood,
from the West indies and South America, who
proclaim everywhere that they are Americans,
and thus overshadow and crowd out the small
number OF pale-skinned Yankees, who attempt
TO pass themselves off as the Simon pures.-
These South American Spaniards, who, so far
as / know them, are very gentlemanly men, are
generally very dark, and outnumber, at this
time, the North Americans two to one. They
call themselves Americans, as they are, in fact
since they come from the American Continent,
and thus it is that those of us who have The mis-
fortune TO bear Northern skin on our bodies
pass for Eng ish, German we are a'false ar
licle
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ga jockey at the Maze races, England,
asked Yankee if they had any swift horses in
America. ''Swift 2" said Jonathan, "I've seen
horse IN Baltimore beat his own shadow
quarter oil mile the first heat
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D5-No paper discontinued until all arrearages are
paid, unless at the option of the publishers. 1t has
been decided by the Upted States Courts, that the
stoppage of newspaper without the payment of ar
Tearages, is priHgG acc evidence OF fraud and is
criminal offence.
gg-The courts have decided that persons are ac-
countable for the subscription price of newspapers
if they take them from the post Office whether they
subscribe for them, not.
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THE Beauty CT A B1.usH.-Goetbp was in
company with mother aud daughter, when
the latter being refcoVed for some fault, blushed
and burst into tears. She said : "How beauti-
ful your reproach has made your daughter, The
crimson hue and those siivery tears became her
better than any ornament OF gold and pearls.
They may be hung on the neck OF wauton,
but these are uever seen disconnected with
moral purity. A fuli-grown rose, besprinkled
with the purest dew, is not so beautiful as this
child blushing beneath her mothers displeasure,
and shedding tears of sorrow. A blush as the
sign which nature hangs out 10 show where
chastity and honor dwell"
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-02-05

TAXos MoNEy LoANEp.-Under the new
code of reyenHe laws of the State Of Mississippi,
the tax Ga loaned money is twenty cents on
every one hundred dollars, or two dollars on
the thousand
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-02-05

05-Sorne genius has conceived the brilliant
idea to press all the lawyers into military SER
vice, in case of war-because their charges are
ogreat that no one could withstand them.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-02-05

Rg-How much more difficult is it to gel a
woman out on wet Sunday than a week day
Can The shut shops have any thing TO do with
this?
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-02-05

0|"Why did Adam bite the apple 2" asked
school-master of one of his pupils. "Because
he had no knife to cut it," replied the hopeful
biblical student
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ETEAcnER-"William can you tell me
why the sun rises in the east % Pupil. looking
demure-oDon't know, sir, 'cept IT De thai
east makes everything rise"
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-02-05

SMALL-pox AND VACCINATIONS Halls Jour
nal of Heatth has the following
s'From extended and close observation The fol-
lowing general deductions seem TO br warranted:
81. InfaniIe vaccination is an almost perfect
safeguard until the fourteenth year. ,. At the
beginning of fourteen the system gradually loses
its capability OF resistance, until about twenty
one, when many persons become almost as la
bic to smallpox as ii they had not been vaccina-
ted. 3. This liability remains 10 full force
until abou. forty two, when the Susceptibility
begins 10 decline, and continues for seven years
to grow less and less, becoming extinct at a.
bout fifty, The period of life when the general
revolution of the body begins to take place,
during which the system yields to decay. or
takes new lease Of life for two or three terms
of seven years zach, 4. The grand practical
use to be made of these sentiments is Let
every youth BE- re-vaccinaled on entering four
teen LET several attempts be made so as to be
certain of safety. As the malady is more like
ly to prevail in cities during the winter, special
attention is invited to the subject at this time"
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-"What blessed change for society,"
says Punch, sit would be, if all the numerous
rascals now upon the turf were under 1t IN stead.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-02-05

GA Boston paper, giving puff to new
minister, says "His prayer at the close OF ms
sermon was the most eloquent that was ever
addressed to Boston audience"
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-02-05

GA bankrupt, on being condoled with for
his embarrassment, replied s'Oh, am not at
al! embarrassed it is my creditors that are en-
barrassed.''
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-02-05

Gan Eastern poet says the glance OF bis
mistress would ripen peaches on garden
WALL
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-02-05

&c What are wages here !'' asked labor
er of boy. 81 don't know, sir" "What
does your father get on Saturday night '''-
"Get," said the boy,"why he gets as tight as
a brick'
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-02-05

BEThe worst feature in mans face is his
nose-wh-n stuck in other peoples business. -
Remember that--you who are in the habit Of
bobbng round.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-02-05

Gy~A man who can have his corns mashed
without grumblng, is undoubtedly possessed of
tolerably good disposition. One man being
once al political meeting, said, in a pleasant
manner to big burly fellow who was standing
upon his toe, any dear sir, you not mil
ler!'' ''No sir; why do you ask 2" "Why, sir,
the fact Is, thought you were miller, and a
very honest one, too, because you have been
grinding my corn this half hour without ta-
king TOLL"