Red Wing sentinel. [volume] (Red Wing, M.T. [i.e. Minn.]) 1855-1861, 1858-01-16
RED WING M i, SATURDAY, JANUARY 49, 1858 H sSs

doctor who sOt near me, allowed II
war clar case owe Delishus Tremend.
JUS, an thot he wur rite, fur it wur
tremendous afore it wur dun with. OF
went the claw-hammer coat, an nc
flung hit ahind him like he wur gwine
inter fife, (he had no jackit on Mex
he fotch his shut over his he'd faster nur
| got outcn my pasted one, an he flung
hit up in the air like he didn't care a
durn if hit kept up forever, but hit
lodged onto a black jack. 1 seed one
owe my lizards a racin about over the
big dirty lookin shut, skared like the
devil. Then he gin sorter shake an
q twist, and he come. outen his .britches
an he tux him by the bottom owe the
legs an swung 'em roun' his he'd a few
times an then fotch 'em down cheral-
lup over the front owe the pulpit. You
cud've hcarn the smash a quarter owe
a mile !! Nigh onto about fifteen short
ened biskit, a briled chickin with his
legs crossed, a big dubbil bladed nife,
a slab owe terbacker, pipe, sum cop
per ore specimens, heap owe brcakin
glass, cork, a sprinkil owe whisky, a
squt and three owe my lizards flu per
miskusly all over that ar mectin groun
outen the upper end owe them big flax
britches. Wun owe the smartest owe
my blue lizards lit he'd fust inter the
buzzum owe fat 'oman, as big as a
skin'd boss, an nigh onto as ugly, who
sot thirty yards off f:,nnin herse1
with a turkey tail, an smart tn the last,
hit commenced runnin down.
She wur bound to faint, an did it
f''st rate; jist flung her tuckey tail up
in the ar, rolled down the hill, tangled
her legs an garters in the top owe a
huckilberry bush; an wur thar all SAFE
fair, an quiet, when I left. IL.
Now old Bullin had nuthin left on
him but a par owe hevy low quartcrcd
shoes, short woolin socks, an ell skin
garters tn keep off the cramp, an his
skarc wur a CROWN on him fast. He
wur plum crazy, fur he jist spit in his
hands an leaped over the frunt owe the
pulpit rite inter the middle owe Plus
part owe the congregation, kcrdiff! an
sot in tn gettin away. He run, or rath-
er wcnt.in a lumbcrin gallop, hevy, like
an ole Vaughn boss shared at a locomo:
tive. When he jumped he shook tho
yearth an his SET tn. The bunnits ar
fans clarcd the way, an lie he'd pur
fectly far track tn the woods. He
weighed nigh onto three hundred; he'd
Il black stripe down his back like. onto
an old bridil rein, an his belly looked
about the size and cutler owe big beef
paunch, an hit shakin from side tn
side. lie leaned back frum il like q
little fell:r totin owe a big drum a,
muster, all ! hcarn it slosll plum tn
whar I war. Thar wur cramp nots on
his lagos as big as warnuts, an all owe,
he minded me owe a crazy ole elephan,
what wcr possessed by the devil, with
hits years, snout, an tushes sawed of
an rared up an a gwine on hits hind
lagos away frum Immediate trubblc m
'tribulation. He did the loudcst an
skaricst an fussiest runnin' ] ever seed
scncc Dad raced with the hornets, tt,
be no faster than it wur. We'll, he
disappeared in the thicket, an owe all
the Misses we ever hearn it wur thar in 8
cirkle of two hundred feet or there
|abouts-sum wimmin screamin-the,
WIS the skery wllns-s,lm lartin-the,
wus the wicked wuns-sum cryin-
they wus the fool wuns, (sortcr owe thu
Lovcngood stripe;) sum tryin to gil
away ur hide thar hcds-thcy wus tho
modest wuns-sum lookin AFTER ole
Bullin-,hey wus the curious wuns-
sum hangin tn thar bows-tlcy wus
the sweet wuns-sum on thar knee.
with thar eyes shut, but thar faces turn
ed the way the ole mud turkil WI!
runnin-they wus the deceitfal wuns
sum DUN nuthin'- they wus tn
waitin wuns, an the most danjerou
owe all owe 'cm by 4 burned long site
| tuck big skccr myself, arter a bib
about as big as brick, Discipline, a,
abook called kataplasln, a few rock
and SIGH like fruit spattcred onto tn
pulpit nj onto mi bed; an as the Loven
goods, durn 'cm knows nutl,in but t,
run when they get skarcd, I list pu
out towards the swamp on the kriok
AS l started a black bottle owe bold
face smashed agin a. tree forninst me
Sum burned fool professor dun this
who had more zeal than sence; fur
say that any man Who'd quart ov'
good whiskcy fur the chance ov'
Iknockir' poor devil like me dow
with it, if the bottil was with nothin'
isn't as smart as old squire Mackmu1
lin, an he shot his sef with hoe ha,,
die, an hit warn't loaded at that. We'll
you know, George, l ortcr run fast
list look at these legs-l used 'cn SUI,
atween that meetin groun All the swarm,
an they haint kotch me yet. =
j Ole BarbeIly Bullin (as they cal
him) since his tribulation with the Hel
Sarpints haint prechcd but wunst, a
i then he hadn't an oman tn hear i'm
His tex wus, "nakid cum inter tl,i
world, an I'm a 1winc o,,tcu IL in tn
same way ef I'm spared till then. y
I'm told twar powerful sarmint Il
was hcarn three miles. lie proves
that nakidness want much, after al
i eff you take the rite view Owe the thin
shat He'll Sarpints owe all sizes WI
! skeery, cold, an trubilsum that
warn't tn beiexpected owe him, poo
weak, frail wun owe the dust to
l.arPint Or lizard rroof either, th.