Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1858-01-30
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Philadelphia Bank. ... ... 1.
neA- The Jersey Shore Bank rcdecms
its notes in gold and silver.
nen- Indemnity for the past--pay up.
Security for the future-pa down.
mo-. Sound-thc young lady who dosnt
care how cold it gets so it don't get be-
/ low squeeze-o.
pea. "A strong hint-(or young lady TO
asl, you to see if one of her rings will go
on your little finger.
neAr rSent--during the past month, ten
millions of dollars in specie to Engl and,
from New York and Boston.
neNs Mrs. Harrison, the wife Of Col.
Harrison United States consul at King
ston Jamaica, died there lately.
pe- 'Dandy--a chap that would be a
lady if he could but as he can't, does
all he can to show that hc is not a man.
Aea Released the author who was
caught in the act of robbing "A bank, en-
the plea that "hc was only taking notes"
Yen, OF six hundred and twelve young
ladies who tainted last year, more than
! half of them fell into the arms of gentle
men.
| nrA. Married men arcless troubled with
the rheumatism than are old bachlors. -
A certain DIR. assigns as a rcason-they
sleep warmer.
nea.. uappy--ihc chap who was gallant
ing his "ducky" around town on Satur-
day night. lie leaned up to her "like a
sick kitten to a hot brick he did.
psA. .Passed-by the South Carolina
Legislature, an act to provide for the cs-
Enlistment of a normal school in that
State, to train female teachers for the free
schools,
BeA-Take company of boys chasing
bStterllies, put long-tailcd coats on the
boys, and turn the butterflies INTO guncas
and you have u seautiiul panorama of the
world.
p0.The great race between a night
mare and clothes horse came Off last
week. The man who entered the mare
was not wide awake, so the horse took
the prize.
psA- Couldn't understands certain
Miss. what her brother saw in the girls
thar he liked them so well as for her
part, she would not give the company of
one young man for that Of twenty girls.
Be4p Invented juieps--a Virginia edit T.
after having kissed pretty girl who had
eaton some mint. He laborcd several
weeks in attempting to prodrce an article
which would recall the original as Viyidly
as possible.
Nea-"Comc in Joe, and let's take a
drink" "No Thomas, can't afford it,"
'''BH, Joe, I'll pay for it," "Oh, ! am
,pot speaking Of loss of money, Thomas,
but of loss of health and energy, moral
principle, character, peace of mind and
sclt-rcspect."
SUPREME CouRr.-On Thursday. Hon .
William A. Porter, of Rhilade4phia, took
his seat as one Of the Judges Of the Su-
prcme Court of Pennsylvania, having
been appointed By Gov. Packer IN the
place of Judge Knox, who has been ap-
pontcdAttorney General of the State.
B-ay- Gail comiort--Courting Girl in a
frosty alley after II o'clock at night
Wonder if A., don't think so.-
Star.
n8g' Warm Comt0rt.--To take a prom
onade out into cast Bloomsburg, on IA
muddy evening.
PANTHER SuoT,-A Mr.. Snyder, living
near Ioungwomanstown, Clinton co..
about % miles from Leck Eaycn, as we
learn from the Uatchm0u, while out
hunting enc day last week, shot a Pam
thcr which measured 8 feet in length
from the end Of its nose to tip of his tail,
and weighed over 200 pounds.
gsa. The two negroes, Anderson and
Richardson, who so brutally murdered
two aged women, Mrs. CARRIER and Mrs.
Rcam, near Mannheim, Lancaster county.
have both been found guilty of murder,
in the first degree, and were sentenced,
ON Friday by the Court, to be hanged.
AN EX- GOVERNOR INDICTED FOR MAN
sLAUGHTER.-EX-G Governor Slade of Ohio
now of Illinois, has been indicted by the
Grand Jury Of his county for manslaugh-
ter, in shooting dead, last Summer, one
of a barty OF rulians who indulgcd in a
cItaE70ali before his residence on the oc-
casion of his sons marriage. So says
The Memphis Bulletin.
sel WHoIs THE OLDEST MASON Ger
tain exchanges have stated that William
Clark, the oldest inhabtant of Whining
ton, Del, and one of the Oldest in the
State, died on Tuesday morning last
The deceased had been for more than siX-
ty years Il member of the Order of Free
) Masons, and at the time of his death was
believed by many to be the oldest Mason
in the United States.
The Newark Advertiser says Joseph
Mum Of Bloomfield, is said to be the old
est member Of The Order of Free Masons
in the United States.
CHARLES FENNo HoFFMAN.-A notice
is going the rounds Of the press that c.
Fcnno Hoffman, the celebrated poet, who
has been for some time an inmate of the
Pennsylvania Hospital, near Harrisburg,
is lying dangerously i'll. The Telegraph