The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1858-04-21


hmoas ihe "calien family " rlahi
. gocl looking wife ~ the aldo a
. witlefei Oh lachelof, and 10 lrss
Than . month he'll become ~ ro.
Iuyenaieil, that hls hest fiIouds viii
ne' hnuH hm u Ihfmts hai hhly
new liie into him, but hcv dtsros
W. lomakes IT. attic bed room, and
llnds 10 pleasure Ike sitting holna
ihp rallDr gralc, walug iho last
new novel, 20 his dear Marh
Great invention that woman. II ,on
doubt u, ny Il on
The following, though old, viii be-
interesting 10 thof1 who nte fond of
sauagcii
4 \ lady having purchased sausagcs
" couple of boys, overheard thcm
taking about The money
"GIyc me half Of IT, 'ays one.
81 won't, said the other.
"Aow that amt fair, you know 1t
iaini, Jo, for half the pup was
mine"
leg A person was recently called
IN court, for the purpose Of proving
the correctness " \ doctors bill.
was asked by the lawyer, whether
"tho doctor Did not make several
visits after the patient was out Of
dangcry' "No," replied the wi,.
ness, "l considered the patient in
dsngey as long as the doctor con.
tinued his visits !"
fsa~ A newly married couple rid
ing in n chaise were unfortunately
overturned. A man came to their
assistance and observed that II was
very shocsing sight.
"Vcry shocking indeed" replied
the gentleman, "to see q new married
couple fall ou, SO soou."
fs9i- A poor lrishlnan offered an
old saucepan for sale. His children
gathered round him, aud inquired
Why he parted with III "Ah, me
honeys," answered he, II would no,
be alter parting with 1t, ba, for
little money to buy something to ca,
To pu, into It."
rss II you would have an idea
Of the ocean IN storm, jus, imagine
ten thousand hills and four thousand
mountains, all drunk. chasing one
another over newly.ploughed ground.
With lots o' cavcrns IN !, for them
to step into nov aud then.
eSa- A New York correspondent,
of the Boston Gazette says: "You
must know IL. hard 10 find an homes,
man here as evidence Of which |
would state that a friend Of mine
not long ago was hunting FOR M,
sbou, . week"
rlS- An slcphan, once nearly
killed an Irishman for m iusul. Of.
fCrcd to his trunk. "Thc ac, vas
rash in the extreme. bu, !, was i'm.
possible" said the Illbernian. ",o
resis, a nose You could pail with
both hands"
nsS- Should skunk read Hamlet,
which line would he choose for q
mo,tof We give the answer I:
"Ncshinks ! seen, the morning air. |"
We gcs this from q young man who
starts in the rerfumery business
next week.
r-9 Muggius says jobs turkey
was fat compared with an old robler
he shot last week on the Devils
Fork. That was 80 ligh. i. lodged
in the cir, sRl he had TO gc, a pole
TO knock !, down.
"YOa'se destroyed my piece Of
mind" said a dsspending lover ,c a
truan, lass. "I, can, Do you much
harm. John, for twas an amazing
small piece you had, any way Twas
the quick reply.
nST A mcrchan, lately advertised
| for clerk who could bear confne.
men,. lie received an answer from
one Who had been seven years in
jail.
f-s"I give lessons in music and
drawing" Is the donkey said when
he began 70 brsy and drag The car,
afs<r him.
/ - Scene in . Ressaurant--
"wsiser, Il yes eall this brssa,
bsine ne Z bfick-l vsse esueshin6