Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1858-11-09
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EE Beware of marrying n woman who
does not sew, is no. fond Of reading, and
cannot play the piano. ...;. .,,. rttrg-
E=D- IF any one speaks evil of you, let
your life be so virtuous and upright thai
none will believe him" Rather difficult
task, as things go at present.
A SMART NIeGER.-That was wise
nigger who, in speaking Of the happiness
Of married folks, said: ~ NTI
- Dat ar 'pends altogeddera 'poh how
dey enjoy demselves 49,. ''.,.. .i
NE-"I love camor" says Burke, r'when
there is abuse. The alarm bell disturbs
the inhabitants, but saves them from being
burnt in their BEDS Paddy Burke
knew thing or two. D 1T. ..l..,.. r.a....1s.
QUEER TAsTE.-A son of Hon. A. G
Talbot, M. c., Of Kentucky. has made his
debut in, the ring as a clown. The family
is one of the prordest and weathlest in
Kentucky. Toqr .s-E'o f.f .r1 '7a.t
Coop ADvIcE.-Never abuse one who
was once your bosom friend, however Bit
ter now. Never hire servants who 90 in
ralls-as sisters, consins, or anything
else, Never speak con.emptuously OF
womankind. .l strasD eifl ui - fore
EY- Columbus, Kentucky, is hard
place. An old farmer who had been badly
swndled there, said of 1t: eff the Angel
Gabriel happens to light at Columbus,
there ii be no resurrection, for they'll
swindle him out of his trumpet before he
can make singl tootH' $3.50 ns' .ta.a
ES The poor man who travels with a
pack upon his back, is generally far more
10 be respected than the blackleg who
tta'els with pack in, his pocket. No
doubt of ii; but why isn't it so? Perhaps
our putrescent state of society can throw
light upon that q uestion. e'.r -a.s
1E-It is proposed to establish an insti-
tuition for The education of young ladies,
IN which the science Of weavology, spin
olnngy, and ,cookology will form part.
After obtaining these. accomplishm +nts
they may receive the degree of f. +. W.
Fit for Wives III.
GJWhat, is the world but one large
family, in which every one called into it
lias not only-a right to say it ''owes him
living, but actually has veritable right
thereto. Who says he has not? The man
who takes more than his due share, whet ther
AS a provision -speculator, land -stealer, or
any other species of fraud. ee
Rzy~A sick glutton sent for the doctor.
in deuced hurry.
Doctor" said the epicure, quite des-
pondingly, II lave lost my Appetite
t.Have you?'' said the doctor. '.It is
lucky you have. You will be sure to die
ifyou recover it." e.t
GE-A speaker charging upon the ras-
cality of the Devil, got of the following:
Il tell you that the Devil is an old liar,
for when was about getting religion, he
told me thatif did get religion / could
not 60 into gay company, and lie and
cheat, or any such thing, but have found
him out to be great liar.' '.,r .aa5
ETA few days ago gentleman in
conversation with some friends was 'ptais.
ing Woodville, Miss, to the skies, and
remarked among other things that it was
the most quiet and peaceful place he ever
saw-there was no quarrelling nor fight
ing about the streets; if gentleman in
suit another, he acas 9uietLy shot doac,s and
there acas Tie last Of It,.
Es-1n village school. recently, when
the scholars were parsing, the word swaif
occurred III the sentence. The youngest,
who was uP.la bright-eyed little fellow,
puzzled over the word for few minutes,
and then, as bright idea struck him, he
burst out with .., ..s4'l --,f-..,.
4 can conjugate9 it: gPositive-waif;
comparative wafer; superlatiye-sealing-
wax. u.rst''.' 5t'7..t-i =. "N" -
RAPTURors.-A London letter writer
sAys7there is in that city, '@a young ladv
from Baltimore, who is the most beautiful
woman -in-the British dominions She is
the dream ofthe poet-the beau ideal OF
the painter-the unequalled heavenly
mould Of the Inspired SCULPTOR Her eyes
reflect bo.h heaven and earth. and are
more brilliant than either.'' 5The fellow
must bein 'luv!'' Ra@ i4Hol1 A"a
fEA Midshipmans asked a Priest to
tell the difference between Priest and q
Jackess. s."s ~ -a- - y ii,L1 ~
The Briest gave -itup.--
"One wears .acrossSon hsLback, ,Aand the
other, on his breast" s aid the Midship,
man. I'a@ 4 %, 'sH' ~" -
Nov" aid the Priest, ..teIl me the
dMgeRce between ,Midshipman and a
Jacknss. sj,i5 tv. aa3 n.
The Midshipman gave it up, and asked
what it was. -. ,.... ..lsl. -, a.,., '.,,.
Tie priest said he did not know of any.
A BerrtE or OIp RYE A correspond
Ont of the Newbern IN. C. J aProgress, y
wrilng from Greensboroug6, N. c., says:
Our new Court House is near compile
tion---'he brick work being all done. Our
cf'izons are anxious to have it completed,
ae they are oil anxious to- see the old one
removed. and what makes them more so.
NPa uUlerstnnd that there is bottle Of
gShjSl'eg in tlre wall it, and they are a3x-
ions To get q pnlla '.llack betsy We
expect tiatthere will be some scufing, for
thai b title of old rye. lsl s-i 49, .
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