Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1858-02-13
Dunlorons.

Dialogue on the Douglas Difficulty.
Mr. Punch-I don't seem quite to understand
this disturbance between your President and Mr..
Douglas. Can you tell me in few words what
is its character Mr.. Slick
Mr.. Slick Guess | cun, Bucks in fix.
Mr.. ply Buck, if apprehend you Alright
sir, you would indicate the head of your repub-
lie?
Mr.. S.-That's the critcr Promised Lecomp-
ton Con should be overhauled.
Mr.. P.-Promised the gentleman what!
Mr.. S.-Who on airth said gentleman By
Kansas.
Mr. P.-Promised Mr.-a-Lecompton Con
that he should go to Kansas.
Mr.. S.-Guess you have :britk in your hat,
stranger.
Mr.. P.-My faceious friends, sir, have been
pleased to say there is brick under it.
Mr.. st aint that. Have you liquored!
Mr.. T. i never take anything before dinner.
Mr.. S.-Nlore fool you. Yes, stree. Guess
I've kinder liking for ye, but don't banker
after your old world habits Take notice, now.
Walker throws up, his dander riz by Buck.
Mr.. S.-B uchanan should hang the ruffanly
fbuster.
Mr.. S.-Jerusalcm and snakes Don't be in
such darned hurry. There's brace of Wal
kers, and ones not tother.
Mr.. p Oh, | beg pardon.
las has pceped through the hole in the blanket,
and seed nit Of light.
Mr.. P.-The blanket-Oh All! bit of light
eh
Mr. S.-Spex you don't see none. Wen be-
gin at fust causes, and come on promiscuous -
Air the great and glorious republic, the only
nation in the world where the golden eagle of
liberty can wave her alabaster wings and scream
her
A.
Mr.. S.-Guess you're bad to please. stranger.
WALL air we to have any more slave States than
we've got That's the question.
Mr.. P.-I trust not ; and that the ahominable--
Mr.. S.-Calculate you'dbeter shut up. Slaves
or none, we'll always be ready TO whip you.-
Besides, look at your Irish and your Jews, ard
the others that you keep in ahject and grinding
slavery. Cock-a-doodle doc!
Mr.. P.-I am silent.
Mr.. S.-Wall, then. Bucks with the South,
and meant to have it all bis own way in Kansas,
and make slave State of it, but the Kansas.
boys kicks, and Governor Walker, (not the fill
buster, mind, you old opossum)-
Mr. P.-Really, Mr.. .Sck-
Mr. S.--Shut up, tell you, Governor Walker
who was sent by Buck to Kansas to do the work
finds it ain'tto be done, says Buck promised him
that the Lccompton Constitution should be sub
mitted to the people, and so throws up. Bucks
a wide-awake b'hoy, but Douglas be's wide.
awaker, and he sees that to force laws on free
and enlightened citizens like our'n won't pay
specially when a critter has his eye on the eec
tion in 1860. So he just throws Buck over, anC
there's a difficulty.
Mr. P.-Mr. Douglas being, il am right, th'
most influential man in the States his opposition
to the President would be formidable.
Mr.. S.-1hats il, reeled out uncommon fine
Mr.. P-Sr, thank you fer your explanation
and hope that no serious trouble will arise il
the United States for which | always entertain
the Sarmest regard.
Mr.. S.-Don't worry yourself into no SORT o
perspiration abont that, stranger. In corrup
and debilitated old rotten country like your'n
political difficulty might bring ruin and dismay
but where a western sun gilds the proud pima
ces OF American liberty, such things air but III
wandering hreezes that cool the wings Of our glo
nous eagle, ahd help hm,to Ay still higher to
wards the transcendental armament Will Yo
liquor !-PuScH.