Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1858-03-26

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Single moment with Sophia
SIC has ieh NC en9 i'U sign
Knew where .haw,.. fdaya
Million miles TO find Sophia.
u,t, ~. .,l man li i.-, " S..i ''i9
j. n rici. could vccp ADD or, "a
Whalc long year i3r iouug sophia
lh.b,nl rartby of sophi1
wonder much If in the sky a.
alt,' ,, n''i .n D na,'9 S'rna. 49,,
Cir so sweet rs dear sophia
pom,
lnr power Oh '''c Ioso lor s'ronS uilnN
was 'o'S'oE ,t'uS'.a''u at one Oh our nus
"''' s"'o"i'a ''' o''o, V'y' ~ seems 'lI' d
slod" for tbc nroprictor and yycfting his v.his-
tie pretty freely at the bar con account" AS
I the work won't ON. At last tbc barkocpcr no..
-"Wbat-you hero aoain. WIN.
you'ye drank that sled all mn excopt the polc
now"
The customer wasn't taken aback for a mo-
mont. but leaning rcsolutcly over the bar cx-
claimcd-"Wcll, look a here. old fellow. give
us the pole. will vcr;' And the pole was
swallowed -Bcrkshire Coupfy Eagic.
MIS- fAlIlNoroN on TUE SEroYS'-As
usual MIS- !. was seated IN her easy char
/ ,neUltauhS ON 'ne cho!h Oh events Whlch Ike
/ hau luSt "hlShoo re"olng 7" hef rom inc pa
/ per Oh the Jay "noh in'oiunt'r'.y an ciusion
/ of am over sensitive temperament. as She OK
claimed, "Oh, Ike, those horrid sea bans /
always thought that if my Ike should ever
incline to be sea bon. | would rather sec
| him die. Oh they are so bcastly, they will
never sign tctotal in any country. fancy
| that these sea bays would not have done ali
these bad things. Ike. NV dear. if thcv had
been sober sea boys but their only cry is,
! 'Jug-or-not for cvcrr O. that Jupl Ike
/ O, that jug 90 Here her spoctaclcs dropped
and she runinated apain.
m
oNh OF ~ an ihNS' nc 'oN""lnR lot-
~, "a' 'on' ny q u'ra ~ MS son at eo'''so
~! "o' son WIZ W sonu you TWO pan
u my oiu preecncs' 'na' you may nave new
cou' niduo OUT Oh theh' Also some new SOCKS
W'llo" your il'o'n % mas Nn't by cutting uo"I
1o,'u VI '',i"V' io", "io'ng' Son"S you yer
ool'"ls w',nout my Nno"l9ugc, ana lot ieal
and only sent YOU five. Your mother and /
are well, except that your sister has cot tb,
measles. which we think would spread amono
the other Urls if Tom had NOT mad thcm he.
fore. and he is the only one left homo yor
will do honor 10 NV to,cbings. If ,o, Il,
not. YOU are an ass. and vour mother and NV.
self are your aaectionatc parcnts."
Az EMBARRASSED JusrIcE or THE PE.cE
In Butler county, Ohio, the other day, a
Toup'o "P m ueiolo " ncT{ "pPo'n'ou
uon, ANar 1000, ,,',",;. Ill., u'''.'
oJ hon, $50 st,r'I ,,,, All io;,, i J w.
s,d ~ rol,,o L,d c,,,.,,,;,,,
anJ ,,a..Ia,,a1 =. n
- ~ ''' c ''u mn, 'i'' JUN
~ - IN p'''i''n' ''io 'qui''
,ior,. ..ir, ,l, ~ ,o,'o",ns HS'S
tbo State Of Ohio - ,Tna,s lii "r ~,
mon by bcso !" .n, rn, .,In,,,',i,
syoor uis ro,,o, "a Lo ,.orr n,ic, -, I.,,.c
honor and oho, hor % sr,,,,,,yt H. cara,i,,,
t;on of,ho Stoto or nb;o IA ,oto ~, ~,
cratic ticleti" As ,yo hacked ont Of III,
door in oonv,,lsions with our fsts stncL IN
onr r;bs uc i,nor;noJ ,,.o hn.rd ,L, -
resrond ,.vcs " an3 tLo Sonirn rrnnoTncnd
thom "man and wife
To- own Won hovo n Daily San, ." soia
news how TO Mrs pnrtinoton.
"Wu' Won have a daily SOM WHY va,
little scanegrace How dare Won inainnat,
apainst lone woman from home. No in
decd. guess won't baye daily Son NJ,
poor dear man usod 10 comnlain owG,llv who,
! presented him yoariy sonl a daily so'
indeed Begone you little uptart imp y
And the old woman called for the turkey-tai
IAN to keep from swooning
He "Cou1p'Nr STAND Tu,r."-A voun
gentleman of our acquaintance, who had bce
paying his doYours las Mrs. Partingtoi
would say to young lady, for sometime
suddenly LETT her. We asked HIM the rcasol
81 ba5 haon 1.; s'i har ',,,, $50
,,h;io md ,,,'tioa5 ,l,ot "A. , - " y, =
hor rn,,'ris ana hn,od ,i,.t ',i W.
r' a' h NO. al '', , p,.I ''', a''v |o1iu i"'
! didn't mind that, you know.
''Woll, ono night, when we got to the door
says she, Mr.--, do not wish YOU
company any longer. and I'll thank YOU L
keep your place, and away from me. Tina
was little too hard and / would not stan,
it, | sacked her that very night."