Smyrna times., 1858-05-13
VI 5 c L l. ANLEOUS s.
" The Retired Physician.~

Ola Sands Is catching it all around. Ifbe
mas not taken the advice of H. b. Sand
mixed little moiasses with his sand. il must
have entirely run out by this time The GIoo,,
! er gives him the following puff"
/ lHcSSrS. Editors Permit me tbronrb ro,,u
columns to bear testimony to good medicine
MY great aunt has been striving to reach beov.
en- Tor thirty years. Having ii cough. she fnoI-
~ Tell INTO the hands of the "retired Dbvsic;a,
whose sands OF ilie have nearly run out" She
purchased bottle OF his Canabis Indica. from
wh!ch she gained strength, judging from the
violence OF her cough. On taking the second
bottle, her strength SO increased that She was
able to cough day and night without int,rmis-
sion; the thlrd bottle landed her in heaven =
Thus IN brief space of time, the fond bonos
ahd aniiclpatlons OF more than a quarter of n
century were realized for the sum of seven dol
ars and'twclve and half cents.
IN view OF tins and other facts that are almost
daily coming to light, it is no more than a..
act OF justice to that pious, conscientious ia
retired physician" whose sands of life con
tinue to run from him, to recommend his won-
deriul medicine to all who are afflicted u.;,b
coughs, colds, asthma, brown ketis. IoneIipos.
OF the gan bladder, Inflammation of the forox
refusal oI 'he Kidneys to respond TO the Jerks
OF the mucous membrane, vacant feeling in ,bo
head, such as lack Of fbrains, &c. ToIbeso ~.
sons who are dCslrous of channing v,orIJi
changing husbands and wives, and all who 49,,
anxious to visit rOther side of Jordan. b,smed;-
cine is confidently recommended. To tboso
persons who take lively interest in natural
history, would advise them 10 throw tbem-
selves INTO the hands oflhe retired pbvsciopm
and they may be assured they will see the elc.
phant and rhinoceros
DIR. Hail. of the Journal Of Health, who has
investigated the matter, and analvZed tho drrr
hnds that the mixture for which Old Sands of
! Lie charges two dollars, when made from II .
very pureSt ana most expensive materials used
costs eNactiy sixteen cents-bottle and all =
And he furthermore charges, as do MANY o,bors
that it is a dclcerious and iniurione nr,;oIo :,
best. Look out for humbugs and Quacks.-FUL-
ton Co. Democrat.
The GREAT BUFFALO IIUNr-The head.
quarters OF the great buffalo hunt in which Mo.
manned Pasha, bevy Of congressman and =
lot ofdiplOmaiists are TO take part next InIr
will be established at Breckenridge. which -
at the head of steam navigat on on the Rod
river OF The North From this point for f,II
five hundred miles the Red river of the North
haVigaoIe Tor heavy draft steamers rolls down
the iichest ana most magnificent valley in the
world Its attractions for emigration are nm
equalled; rich in products, with a mild and
even temperature. Through this country roam
the buffalo ard elk, the hunting of which will
prove noble sport to those composing the
party. The expedition will leave st. Clond
on the Mississippi river, about the middle of
July, and proceed directly to Breckenridge: and
Mr.. George +. Boot, of Minnesota, Offers to
convey all editors of the press throughout the
onion, VINO desire to accompany the expedition,
from st. Cloud TO the hunting grounds and
back to ST. Cloud, free of expense pronor
vouchers will be required to avoid imposition.
o. A singular species of flies, attacking and
destroying fruit and trees, have appeared at
Danville, Va.
Gly- Benton's Thirty Years View is said to
ahave already attained the sale Of seventy thou
Y Tsand volumes.