New-York daily tribune., 1858-02-04
LOLA MogTEz on BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

Last evening a happy throns OF fair women and
brave filed Hope Chapel hopeful Chapel 70 the
utmost TO hear of the worlds charmers from the not
wiseiy charming lips of one of them hs scanrey
fortnight since this ubiquitous Dslah wss,sccoshngn
busy paragraph in triumphant transit Of tho Aussss
Oce,n waited by brace of Canards an Ampbarteia IN
crnone She was going to be rssrried tie busy par
scraph said 10 soms Austrian man OF rank. who hsw
inc long time ago committed speitical nsrghtlSess.
had ever since been o.ood in the corner Of ele but &
last he had been reduced to Of his stusoo. ssd
with beth his political little fists in his pot,ea' aad
eyes, had promised never do so no rores 10 be wss
about to be restored to his little despotisms and As
rest of his hereditary toys and the Countess 0 Ls"s
felt Baroness of Rosenhsl was to be his little swees'
heart asd he was to have good time But something
must have happened to the Canards perhaps; thsy
spiung a leak, or broke shaft, or sustained some
other vulgar accident of the shippngst sort; Tor nero
IA Amphitrite in all her crnone at Hope Chspc- whas
her Austrian Jack Homer, ptfully unpremonishcd Of
the dreadful shock that awaits him, is pcking tho
thumbs Of his imagination into the King OF psvarss
pie, and pulling out picked plums
But it is best 30. Lola Montes OF Hope ChnPelis
good It is plan that the scent OF The hangs
round Lola sH We have heard some queer thirgs in
that cOnyenticle in our time, and nov aud then 10
have assisted a. the French say, at or eptetan-
men there twice funny, but not half 90 intellectual
nor half 50 wholesome. a. the one our desperate in
dinity gave last evening. II twss as though tbs
lectu:er-who, Sy the same token, declaimed not
much with lungs and larynx, lips and tongue az with
head and neck and shoulders and Iows and waie.
and heelsand hoops-had taken the IA Unable Flora
Nc cFmsey of iull dress, as ons would - drop OF
water and subj scted her to the msgnyng scrutiny Of
lens of forty rvsl power-so that the audience oght
A. Io,bl
gas microscope OF hextry focus, by which Mr. Sem
Weller thought it possible one might sesthrough sdesl
door and a fight of stems. Thsre some whited
sspulchers present who, we ioabt not, went homo u
.seir beds--aaying the false figure o. spesoh--wser
sepulcbers, If not ssdden They heard Of the folly Of
aracpg themselves 70 ard busking themselves doun.
Of fattenipg themselves like Strashsurg gsess--0oly
with di1erence-on rOse.leaves and butts o. tho
sole Inspiring aim Of life was to pulpy orss musoies
and hype srophy enc liver; CT saiysting themselves
with quicksilver and hasitually burning holes IN thoS
coats of their siomschs, like hithridstes, wAh
senic Of sleeping in tight stockings 10 psevsD ts,
substantial expansion Of their feet, and singing ther
wrists bed post pulleys at nghs to keep thsr hsi
from swelling by the natural goingoh Of the biacd =
Of poulticDg their checks with raw beef TIL ths.f
heads looked like bloated sandwiches dons up in "a
napkin; Of in any way making horrd figures ar
rights Of themselves sub ross in the vain hops- -ot
becou ing perfect loves sub-gas-llght.
Temperance, exercise and cleanliness preached II I'D
the plseRy-Eght suppers sOd reasonable hourst My
long walks in thick boots and snug wrappers, "fs III,
benefit of the eomplexiOn" bsthe sd Hbitum., (snt
keep adding to the ibtrnl in tepid water. viii
plenty Of bran. From these said Lola, coms
good digestion, coed humor, good sen@ .; snd
that's he way, my dear Flora, to be health,
esd wesliby-speaking crnohney and red-peti
costly-and wise. Though it may cot re nder yos
as fat as those pbenomena Of obesity whof ssw ID
the harem ct Constantnope. and on beho ding wnoa
Mr. Ralph Waldo Emerson would excs aim "WhaI
quantity" it will make you handsome a" hearty, end
keep you 30, to exercise direct am potent, s01
Wholesome influence over the consiut9 ns and ,inst,
INT iau- of man. tI.l..