Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-11-19
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~ 5ttSS ttSAAS 9Etf.AN tfL.AN 1tEiSAFS AND ENCOUNTERS TIE
$50 FREE LOVERS. 81 q -
Gentz-Sins illast writ article for yure Iyals.i
cradle paper i've romed far q wide with q, Di.
adam on my Brow, SO to speak, my kareer this
seeson has bin l ohtinned oyashun. The bow +
mond d eltty has cum to see my trooly crate
show everywhares, & the booty and shiiyelTv# of.
our land has gazed,in rapers upon my wax fig!lg
gers q kangeroo, & has exclaimed "kin these
ere things be q orecum nus likes a Summers 4
klounE " WIN u1anernons' vols they hev all
expressed themselves satisfied & let it be SO Re.s
kordid. 49, 49, 800 =
Hear am at Berlin Hites amune the Free
Lovirs. aTroye here last Toosday and bitterlysy
do cuss the Day i eve. sot foot in this retcbeds
Plaser hearn tell of these Free Lovers for sum-
Lnsi g thawt tde cum D 4. and see what kind ofO
krltters thay was. Is pitcht mystent in,atields
near the Luv kure, as they kal5it, &Eunfolded-o
my bannlr tosthe Bfeeses Bimeby the people .
kommensed to pour into my show s begun tor,
Songraterlate myself on, ,doin stayin bisness.ag
But they ware a onery lookin set, i.must saw
Inc mems Eases were kuYered with hair & they
looked hat starved to deth. They didn' It yyareh
no wesknts fur the purpose Gas they sed) ofa-g.
lowln the free air of heYen to blow into thear..
buzzums, There koat ,poekit was filled with
tracks and other tarna nonsense & they y was al
skaly lookin krowd. auF ~ tll4 ti5 -.
1.-The .wimen,was wus nor the men, They
wore trowsis, short gownS,Ind straw hats with
faded green ribbons onto them, & they lkarFied
bloc kotton um6rellers in thear hands,: Bimebya
perfectly orful lookn female presented herself.s
at the dore. Her gown Was skandnlusly short,
q her trowSis was shameful to behold. Sez she
Ar kin it be? yes It's troo! Otis troo!" SezIi
10 cents, marn." Sez6 She, 5ss.S Sc. i've e3found
you at larst, at larst-O at larst!" Sez i eyes
yu has found me, qt last & yu, would hay found
meat fust if yau had cum sooner',yTSez she.
Air yu amansn Sez i, sI think i air; but sfyu
doutlt yu may address Mrs. A. Ward, tBaldin-
y!lle, ln)lanny, postage pade & she will doutless
then.y air Whatsthe world lcawls marrid.'' i
sed,s yes marm; i air."
The eksentric female then grabd me by the i
arm &Ssez. she in wild voise' tgf air mine o
yq'a mine" 3s'S Scarcely" sez as Fl released
myself from her irgnl grasp. Sheagane clutch :
co e9 me 6ythe arm & sed ..yp air my affnerty"
ot.knowGn sez she. "No marm," sez }'i
dostnutV Sez She : Listen, man, & lie telliye
Fur years i've yearred for. thee. II knowd- -thow
vast in the wurld sumwhares altho knowd not
thy name OF plase of residence. : My hart sedlhe
would cum d took currige. He has cnm4he
is hear-yu air him; yu air my affinertylA o {
tbs two mtichz7t two much! & & she bust out cry-
IN. Yes, seziJ 5sis think tits asdarn site too
much. Hast thee not yearned for me I" she
yelled, ringin her hands like femaileep playlac-
ter.d as5aas 1e}&fiauas.3a % 5esg s44Tf7 ',i'1
Sez i, ''not yeafn" Bi this. time a CRATE
= they all kommensed fur to holler 'shame,''
"brute," beast etsettery, etsettery. was
just as mad as a March hair !sSez you pack
of onery critters go way frum me & talk this
liretched twooman, along Withayu. My nameis
Arltenus Ward and ime in, the show bisnis.iia. i
pay my bills & mind my own fairs. .ime aimar-
rid man q my hildfun all look like me, if am
Snowman, don't go in fur settina the laws of
my country at defunce. aint in favor ofpri-
vatear1n or nothin else Illegal. / think !yure
athnertyl bisnisiS cusSed nonsense nroutraius-
ly wicked. Viii don't yn behave des1ntly &
ike other folks2 Go to work & ernia livin, IS
not stay round hear like a Parsul lazy stiftis
good fur nothing koots, Hdint ye gut igump-
shin2 You wimmin folks go back to yure law
ful husbands if yuve got any &take off them
skanderlops short gownds & troysis & dresEe
specttul like other wimmin. Yu men folks cut
rtfthem pirattercul whiskers, burn in them
inturnali Spirit rappin tracks, put on sum wes-
k9ts d go to work chopin wood, spltttin tense
rales, or sum other useful emplo oyment filr.which
Natur intended yu.n 1 pofed 4th my indigna.
shun in this way untiti gut out ofbreth when
stopEt tok down my tent & shell leYe. town
perscyo with disgust that the Detroit Fat
Man has bin slanderinme in the papers. shall
attend to his kase IN a futur letter, shown him
upin all his Defolrmity. Very respectfully Yores,
a-'--. A. WAKD..
BUCKLE Henry Buckle, an English author,
iswriting a huge history, immense as a cyclic.
pedia It has taken him years to write the
first volume, and like Cruder, the author of the
Concordance, he will probably be at work at it
all his life, Ills philosophy of civilization is
rather peculiar, (" and is thus parodied by the
English squib-wTiters: 5 d. = Ias.s
BUCKLES RELIEF.
This is the creed--let no man chuckle-
OF the great thinker, Henry Buckle;
al believe in fire and water,
And in Fate, dame Natures daughter;
CONSCIOUSNESS Ilset aside = . l5
The dissecting knife my guide:
believe in steam and rice, ,s.s 55..tl S
Not in virtues nor in vice;
In.what strikes the outward sense,
Not in mind or Proyldencs,
Ina statedlcourse of crimes,
In Macauly3a and the Times
As for truth, the ancients lost her
zaiP Plato was q great impostor,
Morals e.a vain Illusion, s5o:s
Leading only to confusion.
Notlin Latin, nor in Greek,
Letus for instruction seek;
Let us study snakes and fies,,t q ~.
And on fossils fix our ewes Sffgs