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The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1858-08-28
To tho People Of. Caledonia County and
Vicinity:
GREAT INPROTEMENT ~
MECHANICAL DENTISTRY !!
DIR. KILDoU NE


II EREHN announces TO the public that he
has purchased Tho right 20 u,, DR., Blandy's
new Wctbpd ul inserting ALWTtrINL TrETu bv
the CiNoriASllu lUu.iSs. This method Is far
superior 20 al other, nov iu use. and is used and
highly recommended hy the most cniin emf dentist,
in the United States, There has long existed a
void in Mechanical Dentistry which scientific men
have studou'N cndcoNorcd TO supply, hat without
success. until about two years since Dr. BIau,ly
zone OF Tho Professor, ia the Batimut, College
~ Dental SURGERY discovered this process ~ ma
king sets 10y chropastN and published IL 10 the
world, since which time over two hundred Of tho
most sktllml Dentists in the large cities are now
using H. almost to tho exclusion ofail other meth
DDS
Among the advantages which this process Ia,
over all other lst. an dbSOlufciv accurate n,
70 ne mouth, thereby rendering its hrprrefeHtiou
a matter OF course.
2d-By this mode the teeth and plate arc uuit1d
IN one solid piece. and spaces are len Tor the
Judgment Of food, thu secrctions. this work is
-cm1rkd6icf or CLEANLINESS; n property whichii
retains Mnimpnred as long as it is worn.
d 3d-Ihc cdSc and comfort with which il il worn
requiring no time 20 get used to twill strong.
ly commend itself to those who are under thc.uc-
ecssit{ OF wearing artificial teeth by this pro-
cess also, the mouth and check whore they have
sunkon away can be fully restored 10 their orig-
nal contour and fullucss,
4th-ly this method the teeth are not liable to
get ont OF rCpdr which i, matter Of no little ex-
pcnsc, and source Of great annoyance TO those
VINO have teeth inserted the old methods of gold
or silver plates In fact as to- its STRENGTH, nv
RAnILlrN. aud nEAUrN, ] challenge for il a cont
pnrison with any known process for inserting ar
tihcial teeth.
And lastly, but not least in these hard times it
can be made MUCH CHEAPER than sets by the old
method thereby putting within the reach Of both
rich aud poor.
Persons in want ofwholc or partial sets Of teeth
arc invited to call At my office. and examine the
work and II desired they will u. referred to per-
sons in this village aud out OF it, who are wearing
whole sets manufactured IN this way by myself
DIR. MELBOURNE is thet only dentist in this
county who has the right to, does use this che.
oplasuc process. Teeth will he inserted in the
usnql way, ON gold or silver plate. as formerly, il
desired by the patient, and on reasonable terms
Office over j. Boles' Clothing Store, corner Of
Main and Central streets. ST. John shnry. VI
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New Firm f.!

TUE undersigned have foriasl a partnership
t"r a scrios ~ wears under me- stflr al
" GliEGnN A JtnINiNE, ana do fc.nerthllly
announce Co an their friends, customer. aud ~,
tutlfc community, that they viii continue the
mercantile husnrssu t the stand recently uccupicd
As " ""''1''itr n tUu, vine, where Goods Will De-
sold upon thc mort reasonable terms, and iu "a
change iur carh and the products ~ the earth VIII
Doe Inquired down ai reduced prices aud suite al.
low as can BE- purchased elsewhere.
", ", MtGHEGOR
T0u HAUXEY JffUENTNp
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II A r N + S s ES.
$40

I'llE subscriber would say 20 those in
i want ~ Harnesses, that he intends Co krrp
constantly a. hand good assortment ~ ready
made, tand will mako 20 ordCr) Double, Single,
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Medical Advice for both EoKos..-
mn n - SAMPSON,

Cf Rstraa Island I'll diseases 9TH
InnnrT OEnns PRIMARY secondary. Having hal
obstinate
ssrheAs may 10 seen sny Nels psety eonndent th
however critical but that he can eahe
treated by letter spploeNoH.
hs oaos Of DR. SIMPSONS cslSLaied sysnialvs ~ Gu
Mnsa.
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Special Dry Goods Notice

GEDRGE +. GOODWIN would respect
II fully announce 60 the Cii4ens ~ S. Jnhns-
bury together Rith those NJ the adjoining aud sur
rounding towns, flr and near that az iho solicit
taiiOu OfA large number u his friends and former
patrons, be- has been induced pure more o. resume
business la this place, and that be has leased bis
former hturo 40 the
Paasumpsio House, Railroad ST,
The Store has been rrhtted and greatly improy-
rd. II b. now one NJ the mpst sparluus beet light
a. gnd convenient Dry Goods hiofau ih Vermont
10 viii be- opened
"WEDNESDAY, SEPT. D, 1888.
Ia rrsuminF once mrro iu fhis place I would
state, tAat my way ~ doing hurluras Tor ihr future
Mil be 90 nu entirely different principle than has
ever been introduced in any Store u vermont,
and IA fact in but few places Ia New England bat
where the principle has been introduced, it has
laol the unqualified approval ~ large majority
~ The people, VIZ
THE ONE PRICE PRINCIPLE
ElrB piece N goods a. the lowest Cash Price,
lu plain figures, and pu deviation,
30 bAHgRrrr STOCKS, no oLpGOups.
bui all my goods are nos and Gosh from MARX
fuf tho
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B i T d S @ o d.

DRlME Canary, ollomp, Millct and Rape
Il Seed; Birds nests and Bird boxes for sale at
BINGHAM'S DRUG STORE.
April 8, 1858. SOtf
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BUGGY WAGONS.

TNNHE subcrber has finished up and has on hand
n quantity Of Buggy wagons. which he will
sell cheap for cash, ur~cNchangc for good market
horses. They are wRrrrntcd first rate article.
Call and see them before purchasing elsewhere.
They can be seen at the old Steam Mill. Railroad
Street ST Johnsbnry. n. Is. FLINT.
S3tfi
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Dwelling House for Gale.

9.,o.A uNiE subscriber offers fot ,alc vi,
fN dwelling house. situated Boo us
Iiiiikla beautiful and thu,iur village ~ Wrv
illllS03 Concord. Terms lasde Ca, g. ihp
fss-----------i@@ purchaser
DAVID HlHBARD
West Concord, June ~ 1858. Q'tf
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Derby Academy

fHIIE Fall Term, N eleven veeks. win COM
i mrnco ou Ihursday hppt D.
dEOhGE II, nlcKFOHD, Principal
Experienced teachers have been engaged, whose
fDUuer success b. sufhricHt encumiuHi and Tlpu-
prDH ihnrnrrIiuH will be- given in er0H fcpaFf-
mani, For hdhcf information Rddhss
n. CARPENTER, scr'y
Derby, Aug. 2, 1853. G1-lOls
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LYNDON ACADEMY.

fINiE FALLTEitM will commence "wednesday.
hrpIeubcr hth, aud continue eleven weeks,
under charge ~
BOARD or COMPETENT TEACHERS,
hrELLisG, M Painting aud Drawing ilu,ht
braslOuall1 llciults uu0u Anatomy, l'ul STOLE
ring term
The usual facilities rRtondod a. scholars nom
abroad, q. Is, DAZZLING,
hccy ofTUstros.
Lyndon, July, 1863 03-iu1
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y. B-RerairIug done at short notice, aud 10
the most Workman Aht manner,
81 I.-MauMIl- Iumr lILh. lT-N. Atll -.
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MI WONK MANRANIID.

NJ .hop Is open a. 90 hours ~ the day, iu
Ayrtls building, formerly occupied by n, u, Sim
clatJ, conner Of Main Street end ltsirIu Avenue,
JOHN W. LYNCH.
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Thirtioti
CnYhTAL rALAcE.

y w" w q wv I"E INT IHII1ITTH lUHUUHT0 IIHI
WOO IHNlNI|u NlI Nf ulrufIuu vs. FuttauaF tlr tffl
u go ~ htlftattH ugAt. itr faiair Wlu Boz pfrlIri
90 lhr ffI lilH ~ HdH HHt flr gth 81 hrUrm.
trr hHItuurF AMI hfaFF aTtIls EIII u ffffitr .uIl
Htufrd alter thr ist 10 IulF
lhY fhliNltiu b. lftrudrf FmHT4rF MafIfUfTF aud
DIV t,tllha Aahiafiufta q H lupilius 4ul AZ
flNuiNAl Al Nnfiilultuu uf0IUf lions 900 FrT lU1
tul hltrr Fud hrIutr hrdlls silver ruIr auu 81
lun1s WY D. awarded up tbn report pf competent aUu
lhr mauaHrri would iWtfrrs uIuu rlhhliHra tr lmlHr
H .UHIH.
~ l4I1 tuti4uiHr nu psItl.Ii4rt can r tl OOH arnI.-
60 N ~ llNh Alli iUrfrHI HUuluH Secretary .I I.H
Ntuul. alton. should ht addressed.
~ nIIrI ifIH MANAGERS.
4 ~ tIIhHf hIitsI.U d.. Charm
JOHN 81 tttANUIIta. atf'F.
Sow iHfE. LHIH D. IHfr. iutGf
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DFS. y. G. Aver & co.
Low ELL, MASS.

II. p. uoNT aud J. c. BINGHAM, st. Johns
bury, and by Druggists generally.
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FLOUR
EoIR SAI,1u.
ISA1c HARRINGTON.

NOTICE b. hcrohy,gi,on that have this dly
J. Ng''cu Wy son, Martin o. h,tumc. aud shall
rnim mono ~ his earning nor pay any debts Of
hls contracting after this date.
JOHN FARLEY.
Lyndon Aug. n, 1898, og-loi'
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Fancy Harnosaes,

auy way 90 suit customers, Al thc~rtg want Of
anything in the harness lime would de- will 10 rail
aud rsumuo ny stDok before purchasing elss
where. Tor shall sell az cheap as I pgai.ly ran
and lNcf-lmy mounis large sales and small prof
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DRESS GOODS DEPARTMENT,

Doe variety viii be " the brft order, aud will boz
uu,uWR"'d in Sew England fpr STYLES, qualitics.
aha 'hgpncts. 60 which epB-tsbt additions witt
bc made c'ory Wrck.
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LIBERATION.

This ~ 9" tcfp that have rrnuluishrl O. NY my sou
lfanNt tuErir brhHri. M time NUUuF the felAluIrf
~ DIE WlnUin therefore shall claim uuuiurg ufht earn.
Jugs noe phi ans debts uf his contracting amor ms dttu
htthfoHb,
Ah'fisll, JHJ 81 is4 gaIIa
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ARE YOU INTERESTED

y regard to purchasing something TO he
4 placed over the remains 81 some near or dear
frlEnd III r4gl are thea Gait a.
Freeman's champion., 1858-05-13

the Constitution now presented for
ratification and give to it practical
application end enforcement, upon ad-
mission into the Union, it will become
the only lawful Constitution, no mat
ter what instrument Congress may
recognize in the Act of admission.
1 Whatever, then, may be the action
of the Federal Government in regard
to the Lecompton Constitution, your
highest and best interests appeal to
you to give to the present movement
all the significance O. which tho unani.
nous action Of the people can imparl
to il. You have proven to the world
that the Lccompton Constitution is
not your choice, Let the world see,
by your course now, that your repug-
nance to that instrument has not di-
mipished in the least. You have re-
solved, never, of your own accord,
to live underit. Lot it again be shown
that in this determination you are in
|'dexible. Even in the absence OF such
determination no people could, with
out the viol lation of the fundamental
principles Of free Government, vol
UNFAIRLY, submit to a Constitution
forced upon them or one originated
in fraud, and you, who are the descen-
dants of liberty-loving race, and
who have suffered so much and so
long in the pursuit and defense your
rights will, we are confident, express
by your emphatic vote that the Organ
ic Law of your State never shall de-
rive it's origin in any way whatever
from tho Lecompton Constitution or
Government. but will demonstrate
that it is now, as it ever has been,
your high aim and unalterable pur-
pose to dictate Kansas foreverto Free
dom by a course true to principle and
worthy Of men.
j. NJ. WALDEN,
JAMES FLEToHER,
THoS: EWING, JR.,
ISAAC Il, GooDNow,
Henry j, ADAMS.
T. DwlGnr rHAcuER,
...,. A. DANEoRD.
Done in Convention, this Third
day Of April, one thousand eight hun
dred and fifty-eight.
M. F, CONWAY, President
SAN. II. TAPPAN, Secretary.
Freeman's champion., 1858-05-13

FoR the CLBRGY.--We commend
tho following paragraph to the notice
Of our clergy rcaders;.--
"ToBAcoo.--The Methodist, as q de-
nomination, appear to be making
open war upon the habit Of using to-
bacco. 1t is stated that one Of the
conferences has determined to license
no candidate for tho ministry, who
who will not forego its use in every
form Of personal indulgence, Itis
provided in the bylaws Of the new
Methodist University in X KsnsaR. that
no professor shall be employed who
uses tobacco. II Is well suggested
that the money spentuselessly forthis
filthy weed, would svangel'Es the
world" ~
Freeman's champion., 1858-05-13
The Banner Reared.

Wisely and well has the Constit,
tional Convention fulfilled the obliga.
tions resting upon it. Nobly has il
answered the wishes of an oppressed
people, The charter given to us is
one We should gladly accept, around
which we should rally as one man, and
upon and through which we should
base all hopes Of the future for oul
State. The Leavenworth Constitu,
tion should be, at once, the pride and
glory of every freeman in our midst
AS the organic law of Kinsas, as the
basis on which we are to bind our in.
stitutions for all coming time, as the
grand trunk from whence will spring
the Limbs and foliage that are to shade
and protect commonwealth, should
we cling to it, uphold and cherish it,
as freemen dare, as patriots can. For
ourselves, we shall neither know OF
recognize any other organic law than
this cherished instrument. AS Min
erva sprang full l-armed from the head
of Jove, has it sprung up from the
hearts and hopes Of the people. 1t
rings in consonsnce and full harmo-
ny, with the promptings OF freedom
and humanity, and to it will they
swear, upon tho altar Of their country
an allegiance and devotion that time
cannot deaden nor tsmpesC shake.
Talk not to us OF that thrice accur-
sed offspring Of crime--the Lecomp-
ton. Seek not to bully us with threats
ofbribed Congresses or degraded Fed
eral Governments. Standing bysand
with a people never born to be en-
slaved-rallying upon the principle
OF self-government and the inalien-
able rights Of man, we laugh to scorn
the curses or the threats ofslavsry's
minions.
The Leavenworth Constitution il
OURS. 1t alone represents our senti-
ments. our views. 1t alone comes
from the.people and is Of the people.
IL, alone, will be recognized and up
held by the people. Sound the bu,
gle-notes in every hamlet, light the
beacon.fres on every cliff, let the glo-
rlous anthem Of liberty, sounded by
q united people, roll on, and lot us
rally about this cherished instrument,
cradled in our peoples love and CON
Gdence, and pledged to 1t, through
storm and sunshine, as did the Faith.
ers to their immortal Declaration,
"our lives, ourfortunss, and our sa-
cred honor ~ Leayenworih Times.
~ W.
HT- they kill rats in rrby by steam:
Freeman's champion., 1858-05-13
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Freeman's champion., 1858-05-13

nIr They kill rats in Trby by steam;
one wheel catches thcm by the nose,
another draws their toeth, while a
neat piston punches arsenic down their
wiadpipc.N The idea was got up by
the young man who acted AZ fireman
on horse boal w st1o s~o,
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1858-03-11
A Practical Joke.

In neighboring State, one of tn,
political parties had for twenty year.
been in the habit of holding their nom
mating conventions at the house of Mr.
He happened on a recent occasion for
the first time when they had fnis he'd
their business, and heard little dele
gate move that "this convention adjourn
sine die"
Sine die r' said Mr.. c.. to q
person standing near, ''where's that ?''
"Why, that's way in the northern
part of the county," said his height or.
"Hold on, if you please, Mr.. Cheer
men," said the landlord, with great
emphasissand earnestness, "hold on,
sir, I'd like to be heard on that ques-
tion. have kept public house now
for morn twenty years. I'm poor
man. I've always belonged to the par
ty, and never split in my life. This is
the most central location in the county,
and it's where we've always met I've
never had nor asked an Office, and have
worked night and day for the party, and
now, sir, think it is contemplate to
go adjourn1ng this convention soay uy
to Sine DIE"
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1858-03-11
Worthless Peon,e.

1t is, indeed a lamentable fact that
many of the young people of this intelli-
gent community make it their business
to have nothing to do" We have a
set OF young men about our town who
have become practical "loafers,n. and
who are seen hanging around our pub
lie places of resort at almost all hours
OF the day, except meal time, when thew
are always ready to play full hand
We assert that this habit has DESTROYED
more young men in our towns and cit
les than all other causes put together
our State and county prisons are full
of such--our old men who have grown
up to be worthless drones, put in their
best days "loafng" and we are afraid
that some of our "loafers" are travelling
the same road. But, alas ! it is not
confined alone to our young mem
There is class of human beings who
like to be styled ''young ladies'" who
have also become worthless. While
their fathers, honest laboring men, work
early and late to make a living, and
their mothers enslave themselves to
make them tidy, and cook their meals,
these interesting creatures are lolling
about, terrified at nothing so much as
the idea of earning even the salt that
seasons their food. They have hatred
for work-it is SO "unlady like" and
so they will not, even should you offer
them double wages; they would be class
ed among the working girls and
that would cut them off from the fash
iendJte world Poor, miserable things
they are, SO long as their present
notions haunt them, doomed to helpless
dependence through life, and, alas for
the prospects of the man who weds
them.
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1858-03-11
5flrft 45urtru.
Loves Seasons and Reasons.

l love my love in the spring time,
For beauty fresh as May,
For cheeks like early roses,
For eyes as bright as day;
For breath like balm of lilhes,
For smilos like sunrise clear,
love my love in Spring time,
And love her all the year.
I love my love in summer,
Y For promise warm and true,
For truth like noon day throwing
A light on old and new;
kor wealth or, Llanna afheahanss,s
8 -. - Liiciis giows when am near;
love my love in summer,
And love her all the year.
love my love in the autumn,
For fruit of gentle deeds,
For wisdom to be garnered,
To serve our future needs;
For virtues ripening ever,
Like harvests full in ear,
love my love in autumn,
And love her all the year. a"
= love my love in the winter,
For charities untold, t
For warmth of household welcome,
For looks that thaw the cold;
For harmless mirth and pastime.
And richest Christmas, cheer;
love my love in the winter,
And love her all the year.
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1858-03-11

"GET up! get upr' said a watchman
the other night, to a chap who had fall
en- grade betew the doorstep sleepers,
and who had taken lodg nent in the
gutter; "you mustn't lie here"
''Lie! you're another!-y-you lie your
self!-Not lie here! 1 tell you w-what
old fellow, that may do in them slave
States, but I'll let you know" said the
agrarian, sputtering mouthful of mud
in the watchman's face, "that this is
free silei''
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1858-03-11
The True Wife,

The death of,a true wife is beautifully
drawn in the annexed portrait by Chan
ming:
"Her reserve and shrinking delicacy
threw vail over her beautiful character
She was little known beyond her home
but there she silently spread around her
that soft, pure light, the preciousness OF
which is never fully understood till it
is quenchQd. Her calm, gentle wisdom
her sweet humility-her sympathy,
which, though tender, was too serene
to disturb her clear perception, fitted
her to act instinctively, and without
the consciousness of either party, on his
more sanguine, ardent mind She was
truly a spirit Of good, diffusing tran
QUILTING influence, mildly to be thought
oi, and therefore more sure The blow
which took her from him, left wound
which time could not heal. Had his
strength been continued, so that he
could have gone from the house of
mourning to the haunts of poverty, he
would have escaped, for good part of
day, this sense OF his bereavement
But few minutes talk in the street
now sent him wearied home. There
the lowering eye, which had so long
frightened at his entrance, was to shed
its mild beam on him no more. There
the voice that daily inquired into his
labors, and like another conscience had
whispered sweet approval, was still
There the sympathy which had pressed
with tender hand his aching head, and
by its nursing care had postponed the
hour of exhaustion and disease, had
gone. He was not indeed left alone,
for filial love and reverence spared no
soothing office; but these, though felt
and spoken of as most precious, could
not take the place of what had been re-
moved. This great loss produced no
burst of grief. 1t was still, deep sor-
row, the feeling a mighty void, the last
burden which the spirit can cast off
His attachment to life from this mo-
ment sensibly declined. In seasons of
peculiar sensibility he wished to be
gene. He kept near him the likness of
his departed friend, and spoke to me
more than once of the solace he had
found in it. He heard her voice from
another world, always very strong, be-
come more vivid aud touching"
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1858-03-11
ATheatricaI Elacident.

Some years ago the manager of
well regulated theatre somewhere n
long the Erie Canal Engaged a good
looking and brisk yoing lady as su
pernumerary. 1t heppened that tn,
young lady in question bad formerly Of
fciated in some capaclfy as a hand or
board canal boat, feet which she was
Extremely anxious to conceal. She G.
yinced much anxiety master the de.
tails of her newly chosen profession, and
soon exhibited more Han an ordinary
degree of comic taleb She was duly
promoted, and in time Aecame general
favorite with both mat2ger and public.
| One night she Nlas npunced to ap-
men found their way into the pit, near
the foot-lights, particularly anxious to
see the new famous coD,edienne. The
house was very much crowded, and after
the subsidonce of the general applause
which greeted her appearance, one of
the boatmen slapped his companion on
the shoulder, and with an emphatic ex-
pletive exclaimed, loud enough to be
heard over the house:
Bill, know that galP
'Pshawr said Bill, dry up
But I'll be d--d if L don't know
Bill It's Sal Flunkins, as sure as
you re born. She's old Flunkins' daugh-
ter that used to run the Injured Polly,
and she used to sail with him.
Tom said Bill, you're fool and if
you don't stop your Internal clack,
you'll get put out. Sal Flunkins!-
You know sight if you think that's
her!'
Tom was silenced. but not convinced,
He watched the actress. in all her mo-
tions with interest, and ere long, broke
out again:
L tell ye, Bill, that's her-I hno.o It's.
You can't fool mel know her too
we'll
Bill, who was a good deal interested
in the play, was out of all patience at
this interruption on the part of Tom
He gave him tremendous nudge in the
ribs with his elbow. as an emphatic hint
for him to keep quiet
Tom, without minding the admoni-
ton, said, You just wait-I1l fix her;
keep your eyes on me-
Sure enough, he did fix her. Watch
ing his opportunity when the actress
was deeply absorbed in her part, he
sang out in voice which rang through
the galleries
Low Bridget
d From force Of habit the actress in
stantly and involuntary ducked her
head to avoid the anticipated collision
Down came the house with a perfect
thunder of applause at this 'palpable
lIit,' high above which Toms voice could
be heard, as he returned Bills punch |
in the ribs with interest:
Didn't tell ye, old boy, I knowed it
was her? You coulden't fool me-