The weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1858-1860, 1858-06-08

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"SuG eeoxtng alo1g down . steop poil
(headinG - e. i . long Kaneeroo-li
Iepe, holding hb Task high above kis hes
and hAs N haAd He brought up near !
I'll! bantsringly shaking tho half full tickl
Wtfhln - inch Of my facs, until the be
rose b the corn cob stopper. "Whar
gwfnef take . suck, hes. This ye
trucks old. ! kotch hit m:sef hot this me
min &um The stillwurm. Nara durn'd |
ove etEike-nins in hit pss that Or pie
owe burnt dried peach in myssf 70 gin
culier-bettsr Nor Ole Bullin' plan; he pu
tan cose II what Be sells, and whom til
Amt handy be mixes Leslie owe the n
water Outen pond below hie barn--mak
. powfal natral euler, but don't help d
taste any. Then he korrects that with r,
pepPer. Hits an orful mixtry, that n har
shell whisky owe ole Bullina He hos pisi
I'd n onto thrss-quartsrs owe the belev
part owe his Oongrigashun with hit, and tut
o. quarters agwine the same road, Of b
stih-hoas don't burn down soon, ur he ps
out hisssf Haint he the durndsst spec
men owe > walkin barrel owe g-sy ev,
SEED envy how7
Say, Georgey, dye see these here we
poles, what l uses fur higs 2 Well, pas
Cd en- By each other purity peart luther day
! put just wun out %, an then luther, "a
nine feet bsyant and then KEEP doin hi
III just gin ye leave tn 20 tn the devil hs
the mile, an more tn the mint, then WI
evsf made By sny human man body, withou
! ths help owe hoss, since Bark Wilson bea
the saw-log ftum the top owe the Frog noun
tain into the Ocoee river an dove An dodge'
hit ct last Every thing what talks and erie
hes pint Of sum sort Old Bullin's pint, j
burned, Illustrate, three bladed double bar
relied, waterproof hypokricy, an onquinchi
bic appetite fur bald face. Sicily Burns
pint % thru her feeters, an ways to driv,
men folks crazy. She gins them fever jis
20 saftin - week ct Orleans in Angus
wud Durn her, shes down on her heel.
now, and walks Aat-footed at that Dads
pint, an hits the only pint he hes got, is to
be the king owe al durn'd fools sence the
days owe that Teller, the bibil reads about,
what housed % much corn in Egypt, and
lost his coat by runnin outsn it. He tells
No who was the strongest man, and who was
the msekest man, and who was the best man
lsvss ye tn guess who wus the biggest fool,
and ct thar's bull niger in Tennessee,
whot cudent tell the fust pop arter hearin it
red, wudsnt gin fifty cents fur him sartin.
de hesent sence enuf tn run into che hous,
ef it wur rainin dead cats that's all Nv
pint 10 in beatin envy body suckin in big
skeer: and then in bsatin eny body's boss
ur skared dog runnin outen it agin. used
tn think my pint wur like dads, onmixed
fool but when he acted boss, gin in
Maybe when l gifts his sperience; an EN- es
old, kio mock the hens ofen him, an be
king fool misef on his pint But its nifty
onsartin. He has never been beat vet, bv
sny thing that cud talk Now eff Teller
knows what his pint 10, he ken get along,
alters providin he don't swar away his liber-
y, tn temperance society, ur liv tn fur
from . still-hous, an tn nj church ur q Jail.
Them's my sentiments, and I'll gin We a.
nuther owe EN- Men folks wur made list tn
drink, eat, and fur stayin awake in the year
" part owe mites; an the wimmin tn cook
the vittals, mix the liquor, and help the
men tn du the stayin awake. That's hit,
an nuthin more, onless hits fur the wimmin
tn raise the devil atween meals, an the men
tn play short kerds atwsen drains, swap
bosses with fools, an fite fur exercise at
odd spells. Yer don't understand life,
George, yet.
But about my swappin these yere laigs so
last l he'd get about fox SQUIRREL skin full
Of billed corn juice onderi my shut, an wur
Amin fur Bill kar's on foot, and when got
IN site owe old Burns seed nj onto ffty |
hosses an mules hiched onto his fence
It wur Sicily's weddin. She married Clan |
lhaw the sukit rider; the same Teller he's |
aith gin out when he met me maxim soda.
Now, III tell yu two things no body ever
iced wun 10 ded mule--I means a mule
ist died fur, without eny help an luther is
s1kit riders grave. Gaze why, the he
mules all turn inter old field school masters.
IN the she wuns inter strong -minded vim.
men, An then they dies like eny other human;
An the sukit riders, them what marrys fur
money, turns rekeeper; an them what
narrys fur it, but gifts bit, turns inter poll.
icians, an then they dies sorter like humans
90. Ill tell yu an uther think about the
they eat chickens round the sukit
all they shares up rich gall, an eff ever
me owe EN- lowers his sites onto a gall. WHY
he 10 gall no longer, no more nor he STAYS
J sukit rider. They jist hich hosses, and
Goodbye gall, good bye ole sedgefeld, pine
hieket, sukit, an look out fur a team owe
huttail children, pale oman, sharp boss
radin, and stayin at home on kollection
sundays. Now ole Burns had big black
nd white bull, with ring in his nose and
rope tied up round his horns They ride
m tu mill an SIGH like with a saddii made
uten dog-wood forks an clap boords, an xiv
red with old carpit, rope girth and stirup.
ethers. with loop for the foot
Ole Sock, es they called him, he'd list got
ack rum mill, an wur turned inter the
ard, sadil an all, tn pick grass l wur
Boo a. Al
ar they hsdent axed me in when they
Ut down tn eat Sock nosed roun till he
pun big baskit what hilt little shattered
crn, an ne put in his he'd tn git it. slip
ca up and jsrked the handle over his horns.
low, George, du ye no the natur owe cow
rute4 Iheys the durndest fools owe all
ne beasts, callers septin Of the Lovegoods,
lr when they gifts inter tribulashun thew
90 nufhin but tn shut thur eyes, heller an
ack an keep backin. Well, when ole
ock foun his sef in darkness when he rails
his he'd, he made wun lunge agin the
Gus, that shook the daubin out, then he
Itch heller mout been heard mile, an
len sot inter an onendin sistim owe backin
big crawfsh wur no whar Fust agin I
un thing, then over anuther, amung which
us the bee bench, an dozen stands owe
ses. This knockin down that bench fotch
It all the bees fitin mad; the whole are wur
u owe EN-, redy to pitch inter enything
hat moved. The hous sot onter slopin
'oun, and the yard door wur even with hit;
Sock jist backed in over bubble he'd owe .
eme, BLOWN an bowlin, an the leder ovc ,
. biggest army owe bees ever seed out at :
I'm time; they filed the baskit, they lodged ,
TO his tale till hit wus es thick Is q wae- :
tung, an strate up in the ar at that.
okin sorter like ~ ded pine kivered with ,
r.. They wur in fact all over i'm, an at
lrk with all thar mites, maxim i'm feel ,
cd On hot, an improvin his temper m,tely. 6
- al the durnd times ye ever hearn tell :
., wur thar an tharabouts He cum tale j
st agin the ole two story Dutch clock an !
ten hit, busten the innards outen it the !,
tile wheels wur all over the fore. Next !
. ne fotch up agin the foot owe big dnb- =
engind bedsted, an rared hit onto aind an J.
nchin wun owe the posts thru the glass !,
nder. The next tale fust experdishun wur =
in katakornered cupboard, what soon :
tch darnation. He smashed the glass !
res in, upsettin hit an then stomped every !
ing inter the shelves all tn giblets, irwin =
back further in that direckshun. Pickil 6
'cks, presarve jars, vinegar jugs, seed 4
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