Glasgow weekly times., 1858-09-02
0llapod Sees Duglis on the Cars.

the cars in that State, he fell in with Mr.
Douglas recently. and had some remarkable
conversation with him. We give portion
OF it in Ollapod's own language:
Wal, sez |, du let me into yure purlitti-
kul vues. Wal, seq he, the deklarashun Of
independence are set of abserdities, ,hems
my sentiments. Sorra tu here it, sez l.
Then Washington, Jefferson, Hancock,
Frankling, and 'hcm SO six men, war alb.
surd fellers. Yes, seq hee, tha war old
foggys, and didn't kno nothin. Mi blud
bid tu heer him tolk SO, bekase my grand
father fout at bunker-hil. Wal, seq /, VI
don't belive that al men are borned equil-
yis du, sez he. but, sez he, they don't
grow up eqnil-some of EN- grow blak, red
and kopperas kuller, sum of EN- bekome
kings and queens. and nabubs and slave
drivurs-uihers bekum mekaniks and mud
sis, uthers ar purity white and hav thar har
kinky--sum ar borned TO be disrespectiul
Stop, sez /, then yu believe in rank in
society. Yes. sez he. Wal, sez l, how
vii WI fix the rank? Wal, sez he, hear ii
ART
FURs RASx.--Kings, queens, nabobs,
nobemen, rich men, professional pollytish-
uns and slalv owners.
SEKUSD RANx.-Plow joggers, rnsEan-
iks, merchants, saylurs and madsils.
THIRD RANx-Irish men, duchmen,
frenchnen, spanyurds and turks.
Form RANK-Chinese, injuns and Le-
komiting dimmerkrals.
FIrTu RASK--Qradroon, ate, sixteen,
9th, 2l6, five 100 and 18th and sewing
100 29lh bludded niegers.
SIXTH RAsK- Coal black afrreken mig
gurs and black republkings.
By the hokey, if that last remarc didn't
max the dander riz INTO the top Of mi head,
| rassd mi hand tu slap that bastid aristo-
krst in the mouth, when the konduktur tux
me by the arm and wantid mi ticket, had
10 feel intu mi pockets tu find it, and by
the time | did my rath had kooled down,
and went on ,u torkin again. Sez |, hat
did you bring that Nebrasky- Kansas bill
into Kongris for. Sez he, l wantid tu lei
down the bars into sum big LOT, SO that the
su,herners cud drive thar niggurs in and
let EN- inkrease and make few moar slave
states.
Wal, du WI believe in the Dred Skot des-
sishun? Yes, sez he. Wal, sez |, du yu
believe in squattur suvrinta? Yes, sez he,
du; am the daddy Of it. Wal, seq |, the
Dred Skot dessishun, seq that slavery al
ready exists in the terre;ory, and the pepil
kant touch it thar, how duse that rekunsile
with yure squa,iur sovrenta? Sez he, shs'
yor mouth. Sez !, MIstur Buksnnon seq
that the Konstitushun karries slaivry intu
the terretorys, and that The pepil Of these
niggur pastures have no power tu say il
shall not exist, bekase it is carried thar by
the Constitution. Sez l. is this your borst-
ed dimmerkratic poplar Sovrinta? Sez he
shst yere mouth. Sez l, du yu believe that
thar orl lu be properta representative
in kongris? No, seq he, that aint dem
me kratik doktrin. Wal then, seq |, why
ar tire fiths Of the nIggurs at the south
represented? Sez he Shei yers mouth; and
he kindur choaked up, and seq lie tha are
represented as pussons. Is that so, sez l.
pussons of what kedentry? of the yunited
stats seq he; what, seq |, ar tha sittursins
then? Sez he shst yure mouth. Sez l.,
want Washington, Jefferson, and our four
daddys who put thru the ordenance Of 81,
opposed tu slavery? Sez he, Sha ylrc
mouth, tba war ole fules. Sez |. dosnt yu
believe that slavery acts like kailurpiIlurs
bltin free soil and eatin out its gudeness.-
Seq he, shet yure mouth. Sez l, ort thar
not tu be prepoherinse of slave stats, yes,
sez he, that's so. Wal, seq l, my individual
private opinion of yuis that yu ar an Amer
ikan aristekrat, and if yu ware President,
yu would act WIS than Frank Purse and
Ole Buck. The kars had now got most tu
white pigin, so gist passed the hat reound
to get the voat for yunlted Stats senatur.-
Duglis got eleving and Abe Linkone twen-
Iy SWING voats. In telling Duglis gud By,
| axed him if he didn't own a plantashun
and sum nigsurs deoun tn Louisianny and
if he wanted northurn mud sill with
southern ire-brand in his mouth. Sez he,
shet yure mouth. -a s..-.. ri f. -.... -
Yures Seth ontil death, -..
... PELEG OLLAPOD.