The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1858-04-28

his beef. and toasts his grouse, and brings out
his old Burgundy. which his grandfather bat.
tied up full fi,e.and-twenty years ago. All
these good things are punished through two
mortal hours aud, in dispite oi Solomon aud
Neal Dow. the company 'tarry long ut the
wine.' Not 50 bad, though, are the drinking
usages as in days Of yore. The wine bottle
is MT passed 50 briskIy, or pressed so peril.
naciously. as before the temperance refnrm
SHE'D stone at the decanters.' May live
To see the day when the last one is shattered.
"a French la'iy can give splendid enter.
tainment on two lemons. But It tales time,
and toll. and terrible sword exercise upon
ribs and headquarters. rounds and sirloins.
before you are through with an English din
nrr. AT half-past seven the ladies' Withdraw
to the parlor. and then comes short grace,
and long talk over news, trade. or politics.
The Indian mutiny is discussed for The TWEEN.
tieth time--the suspension OF ,he Bank char
ter-the new reform projecl-the winner ol
the cup at the 81 Leger race-the last serial
Of Baz-the proposal to grow cotton III India
--thr furor Of Spurgeon--lhe launch of the
unlaunched Lev,athan. As an American
guest you will be asked scare Of questions
.bnut the men and movements on this side ol
the water. A vast deal Of curiosity is irlt in
regard To the very things that you will be
least likely to expect a cfoss.questionlng ON.
The vicar Of the parish (whu is a constan,
guest al the tables Il his fock) will inquire
aLou, the work ings Of the voluntary sy,tem'
lic-schuol system canes up to nur expecta.
ton ? Mr.. IIigh.'rory SAYS that he doesn't
believe any such system will ever answer in
old Engi.nd. Captain Full Bottle will in
quire oi sou whether there real, Is such d
ihing rs the Maine Law in America T. Young
Mr.. fi,ziunn, wishes you to tell him what y
Mississippi SAWYER j., aud whether the bor.
der ruff ans are It'll troublesome. in the neigh.
bori'ood uf New York! On all sides you will
br beset with inquiries about the Mnrmnns
Tar this most outlandlsh people are a perpe u
al riddle and mystery to our Anglican cou-
sins. They canuoi comprehend them, or why
We should let them exis, among u.
"Whrn the dinner and the grapes are dis
posed uf. The remainder of the evening i.
passed with the ladies in the drawing -ronnl
ln esternals The English woman is superior
TO her American cousins. Not M sprightli
nrss. culture, or fnrce Of character. In thes,
traits the New World boasts superiorily.-
American gIrlood is also Ear more lovely lhal
English. But after twenty y-fye, American
beauty begins to fall OF like rose leaves in
shower; just then English beauty is approach
ing it, prime! The Briti., Is. slo,ssrs a.l i;s,
longer. aud last longer. than We ever have o
ever can in this severe climate. aud under th
high pressure Of constant excitement. N
doors is fatal 10 uur health. Outdoors fr, III
eps English CHEEKS. aud gives vignr To Eng
lish limbs. 4 Cunard captain once sail !,
me. If you will send over your brautfnll.
m.deied Steamers for Us 10 put Glasgow en-
g,nes in. you will see the most perfect vessel
that ever crossed the ocean, That nav
true bu, in humanity The rule Is reverse -
A sioui English frame makes the bes, hull
but the Yankee brain is the best mo,iy
power" Young Mems MJga=.n