The prairie news. [volume] (Okolona, Miss.) 1851-1875, 1858-11-11

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ture leads him forth into the struggle and
= hustle of the world. Love is but the
: establishment Of bis early life, or song
: piped in the intervals Of his acts. But
: a woman's whole life is history of the
+ affections. The heart is her world: it is
there her ambition strives for empire; it
is there her avarice seeks for hidden treas
/ ures. She sends forth her sympathies Oh
, adventure; she embarks her whole soul
in the traffic Of affection; and if ship
wrecked, her case is hopeless--for it is q
bankruptcy of the heart.-Lring.
There is no man so deep but he hath
a shallow place. q'8
| Whatever you may choose to give
away, always keep your temper. 0g
Imprint the beauties of authors upon
your imagination, and their morals upon
your heart. A.
1t Is unhealthy to fall In love with ah.-
other mans wife, In Arkansas it usually
Terminates in death" the FIRST year.
Mr.. D. sat a long time very atteAl.
tive, musing upon a cane-bottOmed chair.
At length he said asl
i wonder what fellow took the trou.
BILE to find all them holes and to put the
straw round them.''
Honor the good that they may love
thee, and be civil to the bad that they
may not hurt thee. 'af'
Avoid an angry man for awhile-a
malicious man forever. 9F..
Let friendship creep gently to heigbb.
it it rush to it, it may soon run itself out
of breath. F9a ii hn~
New DEFlNITIoN-A wag gives the
following new reading to the term cap
ital punishment - Hi''e
"To be.hung around girls neck tilp
You are dead--dead--dead. ''if,4 s8
Guess that is the preferable operation,
at least it will be most generally re-.
ceived. 4
SECOND MARRIAGEs.-Tve heard it,
said weddings are like wine, not to be.
properly judged of till the second glass.
An old gentleman says he is the last
man in the world who would tyranize.
over his daughters affections. So long
as she marries the man of his choice, no
don't care whom she loves.
Heaven sends good figures. It is on
ly woman's enemy who would tempt her
to wear crinolne. "-ErcAange.
But would you, for the reason that.
" heaven sent good figures" have woman
wear dress to show the exact figure
that heaven sent Prentice.
The editor of the Fredericksburg.
NeUs writes from the Greenbrier Whites
Sulphur Springs that among the com.
plants he had heard there, the most rea.
'onable was that of a young lady who
uttered the following: Two weeks
here at two dollars day, and no beas
yet Z" #8f f'aa} is#iA. .
Lady Crinoline fell from her horse the
'ther day at Brighton, but fortunately
received no injury. However, some wick
ID wag wrote long account of the ae4
sident and sent it the next day to all the.
ocal papers with the malicious heading :
Perilous Descent of Balloon"
An absent-minded lawyer sat down to-
write deed and began it, 'Know one
when his clerk Immediately In.
errupted him with, "You are wrong.
II, you are wrong; it should be "know
II men," Well, never mind" rotor.
ed the old crab, "if one woman knows.
t, all men will soon know it, @a'
Suffering Ben," who was toastips-
lis shins, observed that the oil merchant
I'D not more than half fiji the measure,
allied out to him: "Jim, l can t-tsll
ou how tito sell t-t-twice a. much siii
s you do now." "Well how r. groan-
d jim. "F-ffiill your measures"
Many lady who objects to being kiss.
d under the .mistletoe, has no objection
Q being kissed under the rose. A. Jour.
al in copying the above, made a. queer
hinder by making it read thus has
Q objection to being kissed under the
ose.' Asl M II lois IS t}'1f
The 4ralancRe says that sewhen the
'od of day leaves his heated sides In the.
aim blue waters Of the Western ocean,
g know that he will rise again With rs-
ewed splendon on the morrow"
That depends estirely on whether he
oes not get drowned while lavine his
heated Sides" or like Jonah. get svat>
wed by some avaracious whale. sli IS
When you see man in business Whe
ill not advertise or take newspaper
ok out for mean, penurious skin flint
o tight to enjoy good health, and who
lids penny so near his eye that hek
mt see dollar. H = ae ais