The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-05-19
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hHI . All iiA p'"oo'~". Gao tAS SN@'
said to the wax.
WHEN docs the right boot become the
LETT one! When the left one is stolen.
The Society for The Promotion of Ag
ricultural knowledge in Spunkville, have
'ust decided that the best food for calves
Is their mothers milk.
4 LADY, on being asked to join the
Daughters of Temperance, replied that
she intended to join one OF the Sons in the
course of week.
The man who stoutly objected to his
wifo's learning to skate, month ago, has
"t length come to the conclusion that he
is perfectly willing to let her slide.
We are indebted to Mrs. Caudle for the
following:
Men brandy drink, and never think,
That girls at all can tell it:
They don't suppose that womans nose
Was ever made 10 smell it.
a POOR Irishman applied for license
to sell ardent spirits, being questioned as
to his moral fitness for the trust replied:
can sure it's not much of n character
that q man needs to sell rumr'
\ DETROIT paper says that a woman
was arrested in that city "with nothing
on her person but love letter and da-
guerreotype." This is equal to the sum-
lner dress in Georgia-"a shirt collar and
a pair of spurs" ~.
NR. Ebenezcr, understand dat you is
lost your wife," "Yeth, Mr.. Snow, she
nab been dead desc free weeks" cam
dat possiblc-what complaint did she die
OBJ" why, Mr.. snow, de doctor said
il was the windiew-end-ways.'
A Virginia paper records the marriage
Sweet; whereupon our devil moralizes as
follows: -
How happy in extremes do inset ~
In Jane and Ebenezer
She's no longer sour, but Street,
tnd he's 4 Lemon squeezer,
any deer, what is the matter with puss!
See how she Swrlls her tail and archie,
her back at the sausage gave her that
was left on the plate"
.'Oh that is nothing; sic merely sn els
old Towser in it,"
'.MR. JONES. do you ever m, an to pay
me for those dozen nackerel e.
II certainly do, please goodness, Mr..
Smith,"
"T;len when, Mr.. Jones2"
"As soon as the money crisis is over,
,sure, Mr.. Smith"
HERE. YOU little rasc,'. walk un here
and give an account of yourself-where
have YOU been?
AFTER the girls, pc"
'Did you ever know me to do so when
was q boy?'
mo, sir, but mother did,"
'.My son, hadn't you better go to your
bedF'
"PoMrEY, did you take that tie to Mr..
Jones" AIS massa" did YOU sec
him 2" .'Es sar, me did" "How Gil he
look ~ "Why, massa he looked pootv
we'll sidering he is SO blind" "Blind,
what DO you mean by that" "Why
nlassa when was in de room gibb,n' de
paper he asked me whar my hat was and
perhaps you wont believe me, but, massa
he war on de top OBJ my he'd de hull time
During lesson on the animal kingdom,
the teacher put the following question:
''Can any boy name an animal of the
or,jnr .JeDfoy,- tbot iS front tootbfocS
animali'
A boy, whose face beamed with pleas
urc atthe prospect ola good mark, replied:
. al esn."
"Well what is the animall' asked tie
teacher.
.My grandmother" replied the boy,
with glee.
"DAp, you know that brass thing the
fellow gin me for my trunk thare at the
dcpot!"
"Yes."
"well twant nothing but brass was it:"
"No fspose not"
"Good well | tucked it on to that
hackman back thare for a quarter, and he
went off satisfied"
Jonathan found out what kind of a
game he had played when he saw the
hickman present his check and take his
trunk from the baggage-master in spite
% his loud pretessa'ious that it be-