Weekly Council Bluffs bugle. (Council Bluffs, Iowa) 1857-1860, 1858-11-03
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/ his sell kaowa fast that altsaGimss
both these jokes which are called sprae-
/ GicaI,' ana that liqaoF which is termed
/ baP have besa pgodaesive sf exceed
inGly sYil consequences bat whstheF
I the IiquaE or the ioke has dons the most
l mischief, wa are nos called on just now
4 to determine. We propose to makemen-
Eisa Of an aaaiF where liqass and pFao-
4 tiSal ioke were pgadaasiss Of ihe very
best consequences inaagiaabls. Many
yeass ago, while the State Of Georgia
4 iiwas sill Id itssnfAney, al eccentric crsa-
! Gufe By tho nAMe sf nfoRa wss ons Of
lta 0iIeais judges he saa o EaAa al
soAsiaarAbla ABILITY, q inaeEibia intag.
/ fifty, and nnoh beload and respected
! By all the legal profession; haE Be had
! ons aommSa faalt. Ells social qualities
w8ald lead him, aasTzte bis jadgment,
/ into fEeqaent exeesaas, Ia tgaEellinK
! The eireait, Il was his almost invariahle
habit, thsntght before opening ID & sourt,
! to gst comfortably saFn@d, by means
I Of appliances sommon apaR such oeea-
siona.
IL be could not succeed while opera
| ting upon bis own heok, the members Of
shs bar would generally tasn In and hslp
hun. IL was IN the sEring Of the yasS.
/ Taking his Wifs-s modal 81 : woman in
hsr way-in the old fashioned bat strong
! 'carryAll,' he journeyed some forty miles
aad reached village who're court was 70
! be opened RsXt dag,
a = tn1z -, fha awsasrr "a Ern3av
that he arrived at the place aud took up
quarters with 3 relakioa Of bis better
half by whom the prsssAee Of - ofaalAi
! dignitAEy was considered a singular hon.
or After supper Judge BgoWa stEolled
! ever to the tavern in the town, where he
I found many old frisnda, called to the
plaee, like himself, ou important pro-
! sesaonAl business, and we're properly
! glad to meet him.
Gentlemen said thl Judge, 'is is
! quite long time since We have enjoyed
= glass togstbeF-les as sake drink all
road. OF course, SteEress, (sdarsss-
ing the host, you have b&ter liquor than
| you had the last time we we're hsre-the
stuff you had then was nss at TO give a
dog
SterretE who had charge Of the house,
| pretended tha4 everything was rigaE, sRd
90 thaY vent 20 work IL is unnecessary
30 enlarge oa drinkiRg bout in 9 ooun.
| try tavern-it will gate answer oar par
/ pose TO state that somewhere in the re-
=, gion Of midnight, the Judge wended his
very devious wag towards his temporary
! home. Abeat the time be Vas leaving,
! however, saIns young barristerss fond OF
/ Of practical jokes and not maeh afraid
/ Of the bench, transferred ali Of SteTrett's
slIVag spoons TO the Judges coat poek-
| OF.
Il was sight o'clock on Monday morn
ing when he rose. Having INDUCED in
the comforts of ablution, and partAken
Of a cheerful and refreshing breakfast,
/ he went TO mis- room to prepare bimselt
for The datiss Of the day.
sWell, Polly,' said hs to his wife,
Il feel much better than I expected TO
( feel after that frolIe Of last night
Ah, Jaags,' said she, FsProasAEuity,
syou arc getting too oIa--you ought 10
leave Of that business
'Ah, Polly, what's the use Of talkingP
be replied.
/; wa4 At this pgeaise instant OF time
that the Judge, haEing PGt on his oTer.
Goa, was proceeding, according 70 hil
usual custom, TO give his wife parting
kiss, then be happened, in shrustihg his
hand into his pockgs, 70 lay hold Of Ster-
retl's spoons. he jesked them out
With an expression Of horror, almost
insFsdibls, he exclaimed
. Ay G0d Pollyp
what on earth Ii the matter with yoV
Jadg0p
sJast lock ak these spoous.'
Dear rae. Where did you get 'e1a Q
Gst them-doR's you see the inikiali
on tAam f'--axtSading thsza towards be-
- | stole thumb
Stole then p
sYag, stole them.a
Ny dear husband it cannot be Pozst
ble, from whom p
, 'FrOm stsrrssa, oyeR there, his nam
!. is on them
! Good Hoavsnsl H0w OOuld ii hay
Il know very veil, Polly. | va
very drunk whsn j cane heme, wGsa'
EIP
why, Judge, yeu know youz Sta hsb
It's whsn goa gee among those iHwysEs
Bat / was very drunk
Yes, gOR gasp
Vas 1 rsaaaxknhlg drunk whea 1 60
: home, Mrs. Brown
Yes Jsdga, drunk s. . fool, asd fol
: W times as stupid
al ghaagkt co. said tbs Jaage, droF
: ping into . cA&ix in intense asspcndenc
: --s knsw is wsala eoms to that at las
hava always tAs't seas&hing bad woal
happen 70 me-that should do aaai
thing bad woula happsn 70 ms--lhas
> should do soznsthing Esey wrong--ki
3 somebody in a momeus o. paasions pc,
8 haps--Aas I nsssx inaginea shAkI eoal
|. be fnaan enough 70 be gailty of dslibe
: Ssa lAEeanysS a... .u.ms a-.... .
! ! But tssro may Be soma Rissak
i Jadge.' -.....-s.. ..... ...
z sNo misaaks, Polly. / know W
> wslE how IL al saEaa ahoas. That 4
!. luw SlsrratE, kaeps shs rnsaness SORT
i Iianax And AIwnys did--AiQnoK ne
= eaouah 10 mako mao do auY sagt og
u near shing. have always said IL "
9 masn enough so make mAn steal .
= nov hare d pEaoeiaal nlastRatior
: The faSap sad she poor man bassa y
:. tsaEs.
IDEAS b. o shild, said hia Wife '
s. ming away tie tears; sgo ogsg e 81
rar Ike ! msaA -tsgl kim Il was llf
it og frolis-pmas ID nA a. joke
and opsn court and nuaedy will 3
think of IL agein.'
4. Al kgsas more sa The saaahlng syek
operated apon shs Juagss - saeA fAls
:. usmally de- his sxlxsgas sa@F snss'
:. was Enallx sahameas aaaa avaE % %
= Faeass ka swsns via telszable taes
- or aaarse he haa beb lsaesa Z smlty
-, welsaxng visa AEaa~~fss assAe xou
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y. foka that hAa hs0a Pla4sss Aaze -
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