Mineral Point tribune. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1854-1858, 1858-10-26
/ Short Patent Sermon.
BY DOW, 5E

Of his Providence"
jig Hearers No rational man ever vet had
even a sott-shell doubt crawl into his mind that
a good wife is good tAing-aIticle, utensl, or
" institution"
This being conceded. we arrive at starting
point. Our text says, my uuwedded brethren.
YOU must seek gooa wIfe-the best gift of Sod s
ProFidence-of tie great Disposer of human
events and TuarriaEeable women. That's So
BY looking to such a source. you are sure TO get
one OF the right stamp, containing the pure re
talIc Tlug--uot one composed OF counterfeit viz
tues, or made up Of zinc and pewter Freteu-
-l0hs- And what j. more Ii isn't going o cost
You anything, neither at tie beginning nor at
the end, except Z -w suit 81 clothes . plain
gold ring, and Ten dollar piece for tie par
son-wLlch i my standard price and q" II have
no more and ! never take cent less
The devil, my beloved bachelor. ALWAYS has
great deal Of feminine truck ID the market, for
which you have 10 pay pretty Iouudlv OF let it
alone. Generally speaking, to get one of this
sort, You must show q piethoric purse III the
beginning. and give Ii good sweat al the start
and thgs. he1hIeu. is the literal meaning of
that Greek quotation '' tbe devils TO paw" At
wards your purse VIII probably sweat itself into
a EaIloF!Ug consumption. ara dissolve and dis
appear, " like the baseIess fabric of a vision or
q pound Of salts ia quart cf warm water.-
Then a dark cl1ud VIII lower uTon vour shautv:
love. If it ever gained residence in your healjs
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relieved by divorce, die devil gets pair Of you
III the end.
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# bad. but not wholly beyond redemption.
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