Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1858-07-16
MISCELLANEOUS.

A" bo.s" doctor m O,,au. made bel,
OF twenty dollar, that be could remove from
any horse anything nature bad not PLACED
on ,ls b,as,-meanirs rughoue, spawn, etc.
\ vas took ,be hst, showing bin mort
gage 90 ia,ori,e horse, AMI P0,keisI the
twenty dollars.
N1ac are - fond Of secrets A. those who
d, no, mean TO keep them such persons
cove, secrets. as .psnithri1 c0'cts money
for the purpose Of circulation.
,ha. b,,u remarked that haic. have
generally a grya, fear Of lightning. and
til, ha, been specifically ascribsi to their
natural imidl,y be-, the truth j., that It
ariss. from knowledge " being attractive.
\ New York rural paper pays rather a
questionable compliment, when It lays OF
tn local clior % a c1icmrorary'
MI. brown is clear thinker, ready
uaI vigorous writer, ana a irs, rate fellow
8 i1aa
\ writer Las compared friendship to our
own shadows. and h,t,sr comparison was
ur,rr made, i.r Will, ~ walk in tho sun
slime D., sucks o u., tut che moment We
cu'r tae ,haI, 8; i,s.rts Us.
Il pa, been .brcvdIy unmarked that
what persons are hy starts, they M by ua-
tore. You .-r them "a, such time, % their
guard Habit may restrain vice, ami ,ir.
toe may be- oa.sur,I BY passion bat inter
va. l.,; discover tbc man. We fancy this
issu,sy true.
B.a-l.us d, .ail to o., a sign that some
thin. 1f ,he angel Isl sfi in woman, beausi-
fI g. Gle eve, aaI h,.Psakius the inward
raru ,t.e heart. When woman eeasgs
t.a...r. .., h,. l..t her creates, charm.
A..a s..-., 90 tca 'r,oi fellow " tho
mon. .sra., 10 Do precisely wha, 9th.
uP., ..e wish him to DO.
Ecre,oI o,urt.y Jc5omes enml,y. II
the ezi .u!cd hand j. refused, :ho mere elOs-
ius OF tao fingers changes D; 20 a est.
BOY. are like vinegar when there i. much
uo'..r ia thcu, they are Away, sharp.
IN 80 uaturcl ciitar LAY. the womea all
u.s. PAINT, and DE SIS bee ,ar, asa'7H II.
Poetry from tie mouth dies in the ears {;
poetry ,rom ,he heart stays there.
P,ain-hcsi cirl. should lr,ss plainly"
remark. Ms Lr.lis. Wa there ever a
young lady who Wa willing to ainit that
she bad a plain iacc'
E.lp ,bc Physician said that when PRO.
mstHl. took the clay to form man, be ten.
I.reI Isviih tears.
A lady bathing IN the "a may not be m
a distressing Trsd,eamcnt, though she j.
unqu,s'.luabIy IN a great pickle.
T. a counting lovers exclamation "Our
couch shall BE- ros,s all .rausIel wi.h dew, -
sensible girl replied, would give me
the rheuma,ies, and - 1t would yoa."
4, vain % stick your finger ia the water,
and, rli.,ng 10 cut, look l1r a hole; and
equally vain to suppose that, however large
asPace You occupy, the world wall miss you
when you die.
The more our ladies practice walking, the
more graceful they becomc in their move
ment. Those ladies acquire the beet car
Tiagc who don't use one.
Talk not 50 much Of Wy duties, Life is
short. The time allotted US for action and
achievement is huryius to the ocean VI
eternity. lGlcim.
A eour,ly negro once sen; a reply TO an
invitation, in which he regretted " tina, cir
eums,anee, rypuguau, to the acquiesce,
would Prvvcn. ihs acceptance to the IN
,ite.'
No man knows wha, torpid snakes may
Law eoilsi in some secret eorner Of his heart
waiting Tor summer Of fo''er,ng eircum.
stances.
a borrowed horse and Jour own spurs
makes short miles" is a Danish rendering
Of a universal practice.
A minister who had rccei'cd a number Of
call. to preach, and could scarcely decide
which was the best, asked tue advice OF a
faithful old African servant, who replied
.'Ma'sa, ~ where there is the most dsyil!'
a house-pAin,sr painted door 50 exactly
in imitation Of oak that las, year /, put
forth a quantity OF leaves, aud grew an ez-
eellen, crop Of AeOrns.
Gr-st men never Affect anything. j, Is
your tares cent folks thai pat on airs,
well. aud put on pomp.