Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1858-10-13

NOAD ~ THE COMEDk.
RoTE INTO THE SUMNER BY Mr. r. n. PEPPER ESQ.
"1r. X. N. Pepper, ESQ has sent US 'iNoadn In
the Oomet, IN blank-verse deviation from the shackles
OF poehcal rule. which marks the man Of genus" But
the thought, the thought, is the thing. Observe the
variety and reach" of the poets fancy
II hale CRATE loomlnsrry-twicet al hale!
Grand nEsicle vzzicle vizziIer your welcome.
In TfJiona ov spais whsir al is sllens
Their no guos is herd it is diHcult
To travel & not walk up sumthnk
but the CRATE Comeck (meaning you ov COARSE
hes dun Il SO fur moar than SO yeres
70 the sstisfackshun al present.
win untyrng pirseverns re him sa e
Onto rowt as no 1 thout Of gum.
hnen hese frose the bar al OV his he'd
q by loosink so meny milds ov tale
Inat he cant tel wether hese goin orids or hazards
Then he shutes down to the son for to warm up
& put on q little BAN of Columby or warpean
Fetch hard werk it is for him wdns to stop
Ihat he hes lost the mac threw want ov practis,
O oomeck gon round Il round the son,
Why not SUN time or uthsr wynd him up,
& taking the rains ov guvermealt into your teth
up Civ the soaler eistm a pairing
Cum bio you wiisel the plants is on train;
En'Rtans into the frunt-ov collision no danger
Gupitter III do fur balens. wee
satern ul ring ven thsys sumthink ahed
Mars hte al irislmen as wont pay the fair
& Venous so swe'e lie ride sith her myself
wat ndee nov fur singul man y
Wele noatify the small staIz the rowt
To bewsi- ov the Oomeck the bel rings.
Wele saE up the milky whigh fur fr woad
use the orory Bcryals fur a signle lite
Witch rood caws Stlnishment to spring from the /.
But act your Plesure-we dosut Want to cktate
on We shood be happy to the perroased arrangement.
Miss rious Oomeck do you shut?
Ware wo3 you wen you LIST thout hyink ?
Wat put it into your he'd to cum this wa
sirprysink ov the nstyvs ?-is the staff
ov your ynancys sech that you cant supor moar tale
Then thine wit nauther suffers as cant support ety.
Comeck praps ioansum trsveiuk go
But you doant no the mizzsry of feelink hart
1oarn al he'd and tail 80 ov cOars cant iele
| sumtimes wish dadent boldly two
fur then mite he hapy-but KEYS
My prsonle narratiy-i cant always Danish
The hout ov We.
nifty loomiuarey!
Immsns Miss terry! sa now wos it troo
You had sum thouets soink up the Firth?
You ant noomerus enuf fur that perseding-
Know Mr. Comeck, youm two small.
You mite has of noun In or too praps
BY snuoing your tale onto pirry mid
But the Moril part OF Community
n oodeDt Sc eny hbirtys tOoc with muther Firth
know Mr.. Comeck sed be 4.
1st egsirsze, h git sum mete onto your ribs
\ like samson let your har gro long
We no yCur tai mt into the Ia ing line
Weaaknoliig youm sum fire works:
But doant be foolish because you know how.
on cant ssrkumhavoy graft Firth like you doe the son
Without Citing oV your horns noct o..
The sen is iudulgent h not a tai sn,pish
a. q NJ so mutcb bzaess atlendink to al the plants
That giving o. Ats to comecss is sooprfoous.
Bat its lille different hear. bewar
q talk the following advice frum a freud;
We shal aT ais be very glad to Sc you
wen acting ov your part into the grate seTus
& not CITING out ov the ring thronk derl.
But the lice ov aing stitch Icail
We cawl pei postrious into the ees ream-
After al doant thine your inteushuns wos cereus;
The CRATE Comeck is two msgnannymus
To hav ech anidee. hoao your feeiinks
Hessent ben hirt; if so pies talk nois
Your admyrer is rash almoast to conkir
& lshed hisself quickly INV, angry Waivs
W en- he vas be cutie and SLEEPY like.
& al fur nothink, we air happy to so.
so be MT likewais rash Mics Terious Comeck,
But follow into the track ov your Hustle prediseers.
Your hene into this sexiou air noome1s
Aud tina peckt the ustris Clmeck to doc his dooty
Witch is to sale around h nothing to nobody
Not hitting the panit- h sternk clere ov the stars
(P. 81 pee tri & let out little tale.
-Knlekerb0cksr Magazine