American Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1855-1860, 1858-05-13

ANAn@-HAaN 1AeNANes
Nh. EDIroR:-In your issue Of May 9th
| see an article from the pea Of Pbolox.
denoancipg 81 Periodical Doctors, and
particularly venting bis spleen upon me.
and my professional cards, or iunocent
handbills. that were posted 10 ygur city
announcing my arrival and informing your
citizens, when aud where | might bs con-
suited, free Of charge.
In offering my services to the afflicted
Guiana OF your county, 1 am prompted
solely by the dictates Of humanity, and
nothing but an honest. ardent desire TO
dsmonstrate the a5solate infIlii6iIhy Of my
scientific. and odoriferous method oftresting
disease, not by pouring poisonous drugs
into the stomach, not by inhaling peslifer.
Gus vapors into the lungs; not by thrus,ing
down the windpips and bronchial tubes in
to ths lungs waaleboHs fsneeraI. with
sponge attached and saturated with eautir.
izam Gnodynum, or early graUsum; not by
consulting the happiied spirits of departed
worth; not by any, either, or all Of these
defunct systems, but BY my ullerior method
OF nssdieatsd Authorization and tropicaL cat
ecAism. by which am enabled to prove.
and will prove both to physicians and peo-
pie, the durability of diseases. that Fave
hitherto been &c nsidered the 'opprobrium,
medicorum, touchuc antus;' such for in
stance, as 'Cramp in the Runnetl Baugh.
naughclaughbersd Milk Of Human Kind.
ness,' Pocket Diarrhoea. Bovine Cardialgia,
Financial Palpitatons, Monetary Assesses
Swelled Head, Club Eyes. Cross feet, and In
nate sloughing meanness. lean present the
strongest certificates from persons in your
midst who have been entirely relieved and
cured of-the above diseases by hallucina-
tion and catehism. which puts the libel to
all PhOlox says. Judge me by my works
is my motto. Permit me to say to Pho.
lox and Scslphs that regard them as
mere whining parasilical sycoPhants, and
| would advise them both to call upon me
and procure an entire new set of brains.
before they attempt TO ape the critic. AL
low me to return my thanks for the warm
and enthusiastic reception, extended to me
by your citizsns. Ny roo AS at the Gas
House have been thronged with patients.
anxiously seeking to avail themselves Of
my superior abilities. Ny inc is fully
occupied in attending to my own business.
and were it not that want to wipe out OF
existence such business asses as Pholox and
Scalp-hell, who are not even good apologies
for men. and who have not the moral cour-
age to be treated by tropicalcatechism, for
brown skeesicks, shouldlnot at this time
obtruds myself upon the Publc-for at
! tr.h ollalad 10 unn r.
city 10 my modest, retiring disposition. and
my Wise and great method oftreatng dis
eases by halusinaton and oatschisn. The
train upon which l am travelling life's
joutney-ln the midst of allopathists. hy-
dropathists, in6nitesmalists, uriscopists.
inhalers, probaugers, etc..is not the devas-
tating train of death or money, and in my
wake there will be no wsiing or bowling,
no heightened visages, measured by the
number and sizs Of empty bottles; no sunk
en eyes, or empty pockets. for by talismsn-
ic hallucination, / am enablsd to give back
the pallid cheek it's wonted bloom, ths
sunken eye its long lost light. and to fll al
empty pockets with a"pocket full Of rocks
In my next communication, (bslievina
as do, that the public arc daily deceived
by impostors and that the sick have righ
to know who I any I will give an accoun
of my former life, credentials and an ex
pose Of my method of curin, diseases by
medicatsd hallu,ination and tropical cate
chism. Yours, ....-r
Ia the bonds Of love, purity and fidelity
HANS K0PISCHlNSKY, M D.
House Rooms, Nos. II and 49,