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The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09

Never be so rude as to say to man. There's
the door," but say Elevate your golgotta to
the summit of your perieranium and allow me to
present to your ocular demonstration, that sci
entifc piece of mechanism which constitutes the
egress portion of this apartment
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09

The Flag of all Nations THE Americans
of Victoria asked permission to rear a liberty
pole, to which they would put the star spangled
banner. The request was Immediately declined.
Well" said the crowd, "lets raise pole and
stick the flag of all nations upon it," And so
they did what they said they would do, and
petticoat waved from the liberty pole
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09
ANNA h. SMHTW,S

CUTLERY AND VARIETY STORE,
No. 305 South Second St., Philadelphia
Knives and Forks Pistols and Bowie Knives Hunter s
Knives, Flyopcn Drks, Guns and Shot Belts, Powder
Flaks Razors Watches and Jewelry spectaclcs yioins
Violin Strings Accordcons, Musical Boxes, Flutes, Flies,
&C. &c. constantly hand for sale wholesale and retail
Nov A, 1858. If
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An. absent wife is thus advertised for /:

avn absenL
!" Jane. your absence viii ruin ALL Think of
your husband-your parents-your children
Return-return-a may be weT-happy At
any rate, enclose the key of the cupboard where
the gin is.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09
Now is the Time to Purchase!

Now is the Time to Purchase!
The Subscriber having large and well selected Stock of
Paror Office Hail. Store and Cooking Stoves of the latest
and most Improved Patterns respectfully invites all that
have any inclination for NEW STOVE to call and
inc for themselves and you should find Stove to please
your eye, that all You need and will make the price
to suit your Pocket and insure the Operation of the Stove
We have also Farmers Boilers Counter Scales Enamellcd
Timed, and Plain Hollow Ware, Japanned Ware Tin and
Sheet Iron Ware (whoesalc and retai with general
sotment of Pumps suitable for Cisterns and Out Door ellis
of any depth Hydraulic Rams for forcing water Lead and
Iron Pipe of all sizes from to inch Tin Roofing and ali
kinds Of Tin and Sheet Iron work done at short notice.
Particular attention paid to repairing
J. H. BUTTERFOSS.
Lambertvile Nov. 4, 1858. If
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09
HAIR DYE@-4HAIR DYE

VIM. A. BATCHELOR'S HAIR DYE!
The Original and Best IN the World!
All others limitations and should be avoided if
you wish to escape ridcule
GRAY RED, OR RUSTY HAIR, Dyed instantly to
beautiful and Natural Brown Black without the least
injury to Hair or Skin.
FIFTEEN MEDALS AND DIPLOMAS have been award
ed to VIM A. Bachelor since 1882 and 80 900 app
cations have been made to the Hair of his patrons of his
famous Dye.
VIM. A. BATCHELOR's HAIR DYE produces a color
not to be distinguished from nature and not
to nure in the least however long it may be continued
and the i'll effects of Bad Dyes remedies the Hair invgo
rated for Life by this Splendid Dye.
Made, sold applied lin private roons) at the Wig
Factory, 233 Broadway, New York
Sold in all cities and towns of the United States by Drug
gists and Fancy Goods Dealers
Uy~ The Genuine has the aud address upon steel
plate engraving, on four sides of each Box, of
WILLIAM A. BACHELOR,
233 Broadway, New York
Nov H. 1858 ly
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09
TAILORING.

The Subscriber is still hand at the OLD STAND in
UNION ST. above TELEGRAPH HALL where he is pre-
pared with the latest report of Fashions all
who may favor him with their patronage.
j. B. STOCKTON.
Nov A. 1858. If
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09

Marriage extraordinary Married, at Sud
berry, Mass, on the nth of August, by the Rev
Mr. Cranberry, Mr. Nehemiah Blackberry to
Miss Catherine ElderbeaYy, of Dauberry w,
hope the defendants win not prove to be Goose
berries.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09

VIM II. RAREY, the oldest of the horse-taming
brotherhood, declares that his system is equally
eficacious in subduing women and children as
horses. Being widower with ten olive branch
es, he has had ample opportunity to test the
truth Of his theory.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09
DIR. CHEESEMAN'S PILLS,


Prepared By Cornelius E. Cheesenaan, NJ D.,
NEW YORK CITY.
The combination of ingredients in these Pills the
suit of long and extensive practice. They mild in
their operation and certain in correcting all Irregularities
Painful transformations, removing all distractions whether
from cold otherwise headache pain in the SIDE papita
ton of the heart disturbed Sleep which arise from Interrupt
ton of nature
To MARRIED LADIEs.-Dr. Cheeseman's Pills inval-
uabe they will bring the monthly period with regu
arty Ladies' who have been disappointed in the of
other Pills. place the utmost confidence in Dr. Cheese
mans Pills doing all they represent to do.
NOTICE. They should not be used during Pregnancy,
as miscarriage would certainly result therefrom.
Warranted purely vegetable and free from any thing in
furious to life health Explicit directions which should
be read accompany each box Price, ST. Sent by mail
enclosing 81 to any authorized agent Sold by Drug
gist in every town in the United States
r. b. HUTCHINGS,
General Agent for the United States,
165 Chambers ST., New York,
To schons Wholesale orders should Be addressed.
Sold by S. II. Titus, Lambertville.
Bryan Hough, Frenchtown.
g A. Lvezey, New Hope, Pa.
Nov. II, 1858. Iy
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09
c. OIL d w / n d S ,

= y u y w n y y
Make increase of Clothing necessary We have Merino
Shirts and Drawers the low PAIGE of so cents and good
fresh importation of Men and Boys wear, dc1dy cheap
and good beautiful linc of Ladies Dress Goods at
nearly half price Shilling DeLanes very desirable and
very good &c. We have picked up great bargains,
which we will open on Friday next L. j. TITUS.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09
0it and Anmot,
Ode to Night.

0, Night! How black you arc
Specially whom the NOM don't shine, and there
Amt any stars! How you make folks play bill
Lizards, and sleep, and go to concerts, and sick.
You are the coffin Of the day-you
Which, like pail makes it dark color
Also, you are the time when the watchmen
Go to sleep, and the burglars are around
Some. And you're the time for Blenders, and
Busts, and getting drunk, and took up, and get
Ting fined by Justice
Yes You are some
About u o'clock when the rooster birds
Get calling to one another, and make you
Hideous, and feel bad. The day is pretty good
For doing business in, - but you, night, are
Abed, cause you amt got no bizness, but
Fun Hail Night
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09

DroTers VS.. Fops.-Dinner was spread in the
cabin of the peerless steamer the q New World. y
and splendid company were assembled about
the table. Among the passengers thus prepared
for gastronomie duty, was little creature of the
genus Fop, decked dainty as an early butterfly
with kids of irrepreactable whiteness, ." miracu-
lous neck tie, and spider-like quizzing glass on
his nose. The delicate animal turned his head
affectedly aside with:
"Waitah /"
Sab 2"
Bwing me the pwopeIlah of afwemale woos-
tab I"
Yis, sab !"
And, waitah tell the steward to wub my
plate with a vegetable, wulgarly called onion
which will give delicious 1ayaw to my din
nahn
While the refined exquisite was giving his order
a jolly western drover had listened with open
mouth and protruding eyes. When the diminu-
tive creature paused, he brought his fist down
upon the table with force that made every dish
bound, and then Numbered out
/" Here you gaul-darned ace ofspades I"
Eyes, sah.n -
Bring me thunderin' big plate of skunks
gizzards?"
"Sah 2"
land, old ink pot, tuck horse blanket under
my chin, and rub me dotvn aoih brickbats acllile
feed!"
The poor dandy showed pair of straight tails
instanter, and the whole table joined in ire
MENUS roar"
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09
AmbrOtype & MelainOtype Gallery

J. G. REEVE,
Would respectfully to the citizens of Lambertve
and vicinity, that he taking PICTURES in all of the
above styles, at moderate prices, at his room in
Public Hall, corner Of Union and Bridge SITS.
His being admirably well adapted for taking Pictures
no atters himself that he take pictures which for
and graceuness of position richness of tone beauty of
nisb unsurpassed by any gallery west of New York
Do take my word for it, but call and examine for your
solves Pictures taken we'll in cloudy in clear weather
On hand large assortment of Gold and Plated Lockets
Fancy Gases, Frames, &c.
Nov. A. 1858. If
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09


Cabbage and Ditto.--We have just now heard
a cabbage story which we viii cook up for our
laughter-loving readers. "Ohl loves you like
everything, !" said a young man to his sweetheart
warmly pressing her hand
Ditto" said she, gently returning the pres
sure.
The ardent lover" not happening to be over
laaaed, was sorely puzzled to understand the
meaning ofditto, but was ashamed to expose his
ignorance by asking the girl He went home
and the next day being at work in the cabbage
yard with his father, he spoke out:
Daddy, what's the meaning ofditto? 5"
"Why," said the old man, this here is one
eabbage-head, amt it ~
Yes, daddy"
"Well that ares ditto"
Rot that are good-for-nothing gall" ejacu-
lated the indignant son, she called me cabbage
head, and I'llneyer go to see her again.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09

A servant being sent to match china plate,
returned with an entirely different pattern
After scolding for some time, the mistress said,
Stupid do you not see that the two are en-
tirely different 2" No, man," was the reply
only one of them is different
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09

Bad is the Best.-A friend of ours was travel
ing lately while afflicted with a very bad cough
He annoyed his fellow travellers greatly till finally
one of them remarked in tone of displeasure-
Sir, that is very bad cough of yours"
"True, sir" replied our friend, but you viii
excuse me-it's the best Tue got"
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09

A crusty old bachelor says the girls wear SO
much scarlet this wintsE that they look like
boiled Holsters. One in particular, he says
attracted his attention, for she had vermillion
slippers and red hair
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1858-12-09

Aversion to hear Of our foilings is q more
serious defect than all Whatever mans pre-
JUDGES and short comings, there is hope of his
reform if he will open his eyes to them But if
he will not receive the truth his case ishopeless
The farmers most needing reform are the ones to
resent any suggestions of Improvement They
are rooted and grounded in the system of SKIM
ing land, taught by their fathers Any other
style Of husbandry is book farming and humbug
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25

1t was argued that he was a better sparrer than
Morrissey and an ADLER wrestler, aud that if he
had not gone in so vigorously on the start-if
he had not oyer;fought bimself She would, eyi-
IDENTITY, have won the fight. His seconds were
blamed for indiscretion. Il was claimed too
that, as at was, Morrissey had received the
greatest amount Of punishment, and, on the
whole, the unsuccessful parties were In, good
spirits, though they must have lost largely.
THE SELLING QUALrr1Es OF BGRuAvE's HoL.
LAND BITFERs.- QuEBEc, CANADA. June 30,
1S54-Ne have no doubt 1t will sell we'll here.
SendSuss one gross. JOHN MussoN q Go.
MONTREAL, CANADA, July I, 1864.
Send us 9 gross of Booerhaye's Holland Bit
tiers We want a medicine of this kind in our
market. JonN BrRKs & Co., 1tedisalHutl
-- ST.. PAUL, Minnesota.
There isl quite ready sale here for your Boer
have's Holland Bitters. VIZ. II. WeLrF.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25
MO r FL n 3 w GO obs.

4TATcHEs, CL00KS, JERELRY, WATGH AND
5E5IULO0K MATERIALS DC. 20
WF1OLESAIEA AND RETAIL.
ERsoNs visiting the Pair the public generally are
invited to call No. 15I Main street,
examine the IMMENSE STOCK ofWatches, Clocks, Jew
ery Fancy Goods, Notions, Watch and Clock Materials
Tools, Glasses, 30.
Ny visits the cltiesarRe purchases
direct from Importers and Manuncturershc reception
of all the styles every few weeksond acting upon
the approved maxim, 'quick sales and small profits and
determination to EXCEL, enables to offer every
purchaser TIE. GREATEST LRDu0EMENIS
sep14 J. T. SCOTT;
a TIANTIC CABLE CH4RMEs-I have also on hand
"A small the Atlantic Gable, NEATLY BOUND
IN GOLD-a nice curiosity very appropriate
tleen's Watch Fob. We invite the call
anime. ISL Main st. seps
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25

II The New York. courtsof common pleas q
jury gave man $500 against another for cut,
ting his nasal organ open with driking glass
In another branch Of the same tribunal jury
gave an unfortunate wtdower 5000 against
man for caleIessly running over and crushing
:. his wife TO death 81
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25

A financier and clerk Of Chicago resolved to
fight about aiyOung lady, and to make the affair
moro interesting put up 300 as a fOrfeitin case
either party backed out One man slept on the
sgrounds and at The appointed time they fired at
leach other, but neither being hit the ssconasdeL
ciared the affair honofably settled.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25
Tnn aRnA4 rRIzn r1aaT,

DETAILED ACCOUNTS Thox oUK ExeHANGEs-rHE
CROWD rREsENT-THE EssT-BETTRe,s
&C., &C., &C.
Our New York Exchanges, By Saturday.
mails, come.to US overlooking with eports Of the
great prize fight between Morrissey and Hee
nan, brief telegraphic synopsis of which We
have already furnished. Asa matter Of current
news it WILDE read with interest and as a
disgraceful fete of barbarism, it ought to be
read only to be condemned.
We first extract the preliminaries:
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25

The hitting in this round was altogether in
favor of Morrissey, although the number, of
blows was abouteyen, and nearly all about the
head. Heenan's blows had no force at all. AT
ter a clinch Heenan was thrown.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25

GooDs-Lnen, Jaconet, and Swiss
4 Edgngs and Insertings Collars, Sleeves, Handler
chIefg Waists Robea, Night Gowns Ohe-
mise Wom'S Gaps, Under Shirts, Go &cjnst received by
sep11 MARSH TAYLOR
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25

AIIsVgoOIP lnInsDeL Lain es, all colors In,son,
make, for only 8i1fc. q yard. = = -
All Wool RSlnids, double Width best oualttv a
aehside robes; also robes Rayadere robes aufE
champe, large greatly reduced
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25
NOW's YOUR TIME!

They wish to sell FAST and OLEAE and to +sv
invite careful Of goods from eyery
BODY who has been In buying goods
the vicinity Of Bethany Can examine their stocf At
al EVENT.. whether you buy or not oct9a =
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25

known a.. the King property. The dwelling contain
SUFFICIENT accommodations for large family. Tie 10
contains two acres, which could made good raarEt
garden Also good orchard &c. an lately enclose
with an excellentfence. For terms apply to
mh30-tf a. r. HULLIHEN.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25

t'Of Kent.
GToRE ROOMS 3 OFFICES. DWELLINGS, Frame 4 Brick,
- In the 9Th Ward. Rooms In the second at1ry
Of good business house and small Hall 20 bv eet also
Building Lots for sale favorable terns apply
TII0S. H0RHBRUOR.
~ Once No. 11s1<, Main Street, between Monroe an
PsssGAnd in my absence from the city apply to-
r. IL. HUBRELL,
jeq-1y' No: % Monroe stfeet-Up Stairs.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25

-sfffs FOB SALE OH h lsNTs -
1.-TWO Houses John street. one House on Hampden
II several Quincy street and dwelling house and
store room in Centre Wheeling, the Main ST.
and Market Alley Enquire ut acob Hus, the
n3 jai Gassaa ana 0th streets OF JOHN pnuor
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25

lTNoMEsTIO warranted all WOOL Sheet
~ frigs "a, 9.4 1O.s, 11.4 l2, both Linen and Cotton
Pillow Muslin and Linen; BteaGhed and Brown shrtngF
errimac and English Prints, Flannes, thdt
not bFinE; Canton Fannels, Tckngs, Shifting, Checks
&c., 4c.-just received by [sep1ll MARSH TAYLOR.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25

best manner, at short notice.
we have also large and fun assortment of Cents Fur
nIshng Goodk such Shts plain white and fancy; sk
Merno Under shirts Aid Irawers; BALI Hose
Gloves, Snspenders, Crayat Ties sk and Linen Hauker.
Chiefs an OF which Will the very lowest cash pr-
ces, our. store rooms, No. 102 Main street.
sep16. WHEELER g LAEIN. Merchant TaiIors
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25

1000 Rs-Blackberrys Cherry and Ginger Brandy,
~ 81 5tse Champagne Brandy, ~ = (
F1ench Pale do
- - .Sisis Domestic do sgt - tst.ist
Constantly on hand and for sale by
oct2a D0ANE & ADAMS, No. so Main St.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-10-25
gLEyENTn AND LAST RoUND.

Heenan came up staggering, and looked pitt.
ful, the fight being entirely out of him from
Morrissey's severe hitting in the lattertpart Of
the fight. He was hardly able to stand up, and
when Morrisscy went up to him his guard went
down, and Morrissey hit him very severe blow
on the jugular, which Knocked him out of time,
and he fell on his face MorrisseY- stunning aYSnY
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1858-08-10

IMPOSITION by SHoPKEEPER.-Af few
days since widow lady from New Jersey
came to New York 10 do some shopping
Amorg other places she visited store in
the vicinity of Eoboken. and made pur-
chase Of goods, for which she rendered a
twenty dollar bill. The clerk awaiting up
on took it to the cashier of the establish
ment, who declared it counterfeit and re-
fused to return it. The lady protested that
the WAS unable to afford the loss; that she
had received the note from an honorable
person, DC, when tho shopkccper gave q
surly hirt about police investigation, sta
ting that a notice had been tocgraphcd
from Boone street h adquartcrs that such
counterfeits were in circulation, and requir-
ing the arrest Of every person offering thcm
In her alarm and anxiety to avoid notericty
in the police report, she went away, leav-
ing her money at tho store, feeling glad To
escape thus easily.
This trick Of shopkeepers is becoming
quito common. Yesterday such transac.
ton came to the knowledge of Mr. Isaac
Ncwtoa, who conducted to the Mayors Of
flee a lady who had been dcfrauded out of
five dollars IN a similar manner. The Nav
or sent an officer to bring the shopkeeper
Before him, but the clerk behind the coun.
ter replied that that individual was not at
home. He gave the officer an altered bill,
avowing that it was tho one presented by
the lady. She was very positive that it
was not the bill, but could not swear posi-
tiYely.
Several complaints Of similar charac-
ter have been preferred, and it is high time
that the subject was investigated.
IN Y Post
The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1858-08-10

TREATMENT OF PERJURERs AT New Or
LEANs.-A New Orleans correspondent of
the Mobile Mercury, alluding to the late
trial of Hardy, for killing Stone, the Sc
ducer of his daughter, thus speaks of the
witnesses who sworc that she was of easy
virtue:
Those unprinciped mon who bore false
witness against Miss Caroline Hardy, are,
by this time, able to appreciate the text to
Its fullest extent. Our merchants and bus
incss men have taken the punishment of
their crime into their own hands. Sim
mons Msurier were clerks at cotton press
up town. Simmons was to have been Civ
en- an interest, but several banks notified
the proprictors Of tho press that if he as
10 any way interested in their business they
would decline discounting any more Of
their paper. Tho commission merchants
who had cotton pressed and stored by the
concern, also sent them notific alton that
they would do no more business with them
as long as Simmons and Mauricr remained
in their employ. Simmons has been unan-
imously expelled from his Lodge by the
Odd Fellows, and both have been igno-
miniously turned out of houses whero they
formerly visited as favored guests. Ring is
married man, and his wife is one Of the
finest ladies of our city. Shortly after the
trial, he signified to her his intention of
going to Bladon Springs. She told him
to go and never como back, rs she never
would live with him again. Hc is cotton
wcighcr and sampler by profession, but
hcnceforth will have to follow some other
calling, as all his customers have notified
him that they will not patrorizc him any
more; and it is also hintcd that he will be
expelled from all connection with the Ma
sons. Thus, you see that, although these
fellows could not be reached by the laws,
they have been punished as severely as if
they had been.