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Ayers CathartiC Pills.

rT,nK sasnass of Chemistry and Nedicins have tesn
taxed their nlmo.t 70 produce hs lest mot perfect
purTativs Which h known % Innnmersbis pfush
shown that thsse PILLs hare virtues which spa In
excellence ihs ordinary meeinss and that they win
yssccdentedly upon The esteem * Al They are sais
and pleasant u taxa bit powerful b cure Their psne
atins propsrn-s stimulate shr-ial sst.iss II III ty
rsmgv. tbe 0tstfacsas " IL organs, gafy shs bosd,
snG srpsl deAss They purYe out he foul harois Shfh
bred and Trow dsfenper, stimulate slnsgish fsos
dsr.d organ. ini6ther natural aSn and itsft haahy
tone rh strength 70 he whole system. No oAiy %
thsy III Everyday complaints y ursry hedy bat
sis fsrndabls and danxsrour Diseases that have taed
the bot n human SAIL Nha thty rfairse powerful
s.st usy arr st lie tins. 10 DIMINISHED dosss he
siest and bss phy,s that can b employed fr children.
Beng sag4reated they pleasant % take; and hing
purely v-g.Ahs, fr-s from any rsk q harm. cnrss
have been maze ukeh suTpAs f-lsf thsy not sub
santiatsd " q sneh eEAei fa-iiion aad ehafss
- 70 krbld the Suspicion % nntrufh. Many sminsnt
eirgymsh and physeaBs have lent theif o esft
d % the public he reliability a ny fsBes uhis oth
en- have sent the assurancs q thef e1ntetioh as
ny Pfspaatons oOnributs immensely The fsisf q ny
saetsd, suffering tsIIgu-nsn.
he Agent below nae 4 pieassi % furnish gratis ny
American Ainanac containing difsons ~ thsH and
ssrusaais. n their esre. q the oioving eompishn
co-tissbs.. Bhops Complains, Rheumatism. nEo5sy,
Hsar.harn Hradacks artsng from ftui et0naeh saHs
.. iBsiEs.,on N6rtld inasiion q DE Bopsis s1d PAN
srsss tsfson Fiatgssey, iss u Artsts. al uiest.
Gus asd cutsueous D..a-ss Nhih require IN sracusas
hedicns scfofaa Kings Evil They also, y psffJ.
log The tlgf aud sfitnuiating The system, msny
emf iaints shh u would not y suptosel hey eslA
rsach snch Dssf1ses Partial Bininess seufagis ard
Nervous irtabty, Derangemsnts q the Liver and ND
nsys, Govt add other Kindred oompiaints ansax fpt
los STATE q he bofy otsifuctiou q ib funct9ns.
D. %, b put o. ~ uDrrindplsi dsaisu With soms
oshsr pili tbsJ make mors psoti %. Ask 81 Afns
PILS and tsks nothfhE 10. No other they can give
yoa oomg.rs viih his IN lis intrinsic saas eHra,iss
po.su ne GA want he ~ AZ thsfs 4 f0s shsm,
sEd thsy should have 4.
Prepared by DIR. J. e. AVER.
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NEW TANNERY.

THE subscriber having established Tanpety 81
Melnnesville, Alamanee county on the North t3sro
lima Railroad will be pleased TO furnish to those who
may favor him with their patronage, good article
Sole, Upper and Harness Leather.
HIDES taken in exchange for Leather, and III era
prices paid in cash for them.
BOOTS and SHOES manufactured TO order, and
made Of the very best French and Northern Skins, and
from Leather Of my own tanning. Allwork done in my
shop warranted TO be we'll done.
STEPHEN A. WHITE,
Sept l6.-06- Mebanes,ile, NC.
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THE HILLsBoRoUGH RECORDER
fspcnLtsHtp wtEELr
ny DENNIS HEARTH,

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DRUGS, PAINTS, &c.

6tOD Liver Oil, James Hair Tonic,
~ Blue Stone, Chinese fermillioh,
Bordeaux Salad OIL 10 black bottles, Pure White Lead
in OIL Newman's tightening Paslers, Poor Mans
Strengthening ditto. Best Ceylon Cinnamon, Leather
Drinking Cups, just received At The
DRUG STORE.
March Q. 60
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BARGAIN
.gEolaeB sGred Is money made.

Y
Fresh and desirable Goods Al mdca
reduced prices.
IN consequence 81 being lair III The fesson II CITING
II NV Ga9ls ihan o1ghg " Lave bsen y alssi .af
VANS fily II nv el-iomt. AMI = money i more "a.
laa3le Il brsomes IL zteaier demand and ean -.
fre aIyanisg e0usy ain 1 Ill ~ future hase otter.
,BiBel 70 .7cthee Il ltgs extent tie pttfs 81 II ny
Rich ani Pass Gods aeefyfe ssisl tass. % ea-a,
or 20 nv regular cuytlneas % tine, NJ
Eniire Stock 81 Goods, boili IL Hllss3lfosgH
and south Lowell, III reduced prce..
The fo wing HsIGe3 Goois vii asssf gslsf. ~
All riea aBl expensive Dfsss 3gt1 sling q Mus
Ia Dc Lame. Fancy AMI B.sts .Iks tHs Easssafss
sad Double Vol saasls, Gt3ias, g4s.Hnefs.i e.
inss l6sa ,iaea.. dns fl1psls Fur I'D - sis snt
CGys BED aud Negfo BaHkeis. felsei nd s'er bon.
neis. Rib1ns Ffench Ein1f5ilefy. eal.sse6as Iatr.
and siseSss 10Th separate ag4 % sels, u q Niith
vii he ieanI very reduced fness a. hey were Paf.
ehssei very cheap f.: eash; ss0 saist sud gsnsfle
EBsias. aud ihssfinss Epgf 5defsJ sad Pitin Linen
Cambfir " lndtsfshtis.
The padie are respectfully Invited % eel saen hsy
ere la5aiag ~ u purchasing s8s 6sgist a. a1teiet.
nine 10 ssl inducements 3a4 % s1i5H e h1ss e
form "a ng 0Nn business. e egtftfsHl ath if pre-.
sem shageney i ile d,uts llsfs1ls Etfzss tstse.
usa u pn.ss 0n sftisies msy Sc sf5sfEi-1 Plan
% - eslunaej dafiag ths sFsass ftKtfalgt2 3 he
ie54 sail he p8ts8li attention Of Fssaf.t . ~
Pissisiiit ctsnss consisting 81 .tee saa8fs So.
seis Pstai Ystd Inl Gt5n sa9seis. siss 19its iil'
ing sbd Weel.as Hoes 49, - 1p, 81 isssI ma
ee.sbtasd Nia's anl tie % Collins css.sssl bAEs,
Of whieh base beta selling 81 he - IS yssfs ad
have given universal SUBTRACTION sn3 even Isfutst1n
Of selling tie besi Asses - ass AAo bsss lfis5 them
All mt stock vas pufshasei IN Tie decline d he Moth.
era market snl W5ci itts lett u mlilal sdssnisgs
10 my patrons snA yssf bot -, Tie ls,ssss u he
son when they weie ferrssd.
Is,rc III Il the best RID COFFEE ~ Hau3.
aIss desire 10 inilfm iee pubic tha sill Ess The
On makes prse for III .less articles L ssiist tss.
riay w tls f0lioHiHg articles, vliea ~ s.tl1al
itMr, Esrs.AsI. Tabs. Cob Eesthefs biisa ! ~
Il0g. Esss An5 Bitter All t'f rspla pfasfs II ~
foua,y y opportunity may etIsf II dsfose y 4 ~
si'''ni y rome iA'fss' IA. i. OWEN.
Ao,,suAst IA. IL
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HOUSE PAINTIE

r. WOODS will keep two OF three hands regularly
-. in Hiisbofoush. for The accommodation Of I'll
tho lasy want work done 10 his line Il business. Al
August 0. 90
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Prepared by DR.. J. G. AVER.
Practical and Analytical Chemist, Lowell, Ksa.
Rzia ~ On Tn Boz Tvr Bo1n ror 81,

n Sold BY J. g. Webi, \ 10. HillsbarouFh; A. 4
J. Hnli, Grihsm; u. 4. Bradley. Wilmington. Il 4.
Hins,sls Fayetteville. ~. AT ssn,os a Go. Norfys ;
~ y. RIses Petersburg; pie'relI I.sdl A Co. Rich.
mon5 and By 81 Diuggiss ,h4vBgbou. lie counl,y.
Msy ~. gg-l2m
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COME AT LAST.

"cOME AT LAST"
OWING 70 lie accident On The SeaboarI Railroad,
" many u Our Goods were delayed tryond ihr usual
tine. bot We ae nov enshrd 70 ofIer General sleck
d New SPRING GOODS 81 mnpreftIsnfly iow pyifts
Cs snd sre. d we sre determined 70 sell. Certain
sye. d Goods are made lower and can be bought 81
bargain.
&c. TCRRENTISE 4 son.
Aprli:. 3s-
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Money Wanted.

EVERY bOdt call aud ssifIs | nan hsss setsis'
- meats once yssf. JAMES WEBB.
tsngsry .. =
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Bible Depository.

NyR JAMES WEBB has been appointed agent Of
lsf the American Bible Society, and will keep on
hand good assortment of Bblesini Tes,amenls 10 bs
disposed OF to those who want u, the socie,ss usua
low prices. for cash.
August 8. On
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B HAVE now In store, and shall keep constant for
sale low,
New Crop Sweet Molasses and Rice,
Rio and other C6ffees, Sugars, best Vinegar,
Nails. Blasting and Rife Powder and Fuse,
Common, and English Dairy Cheese, &c. &c.
All kinds Of barter taken for Goods, viz: Rags old
Castings Brass and Copper, Feathers, Beeswax, Corn
Wheat, Meal, Bran, Flour. Pens and Beans, Butter
Eggs, Plank, Shingles, and Hides, and almost every
thing else.
Settlements in all cases once year.
JAMES WEBB.
| February .. 40
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HOWERTON HOUSE,

HILLSBOROUGH, N. G.
rIyHoMAS H0WERT0N, Agent for the Lessee
begs leave to announce to his former patrons and
the public generally, that he is now prepared TO enter
tain visitors at the Howerton House, This Hotel u
very pleasantly situated in the centre Of the town. I'D
Joining the Masonic Hail. the main street leading tt
the Railroad station Hacks will be found at the Sta
ton TO convey passengers TO the Hotel.
Hisborough, Feb. /, 1858. 20
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DRUG STORE.

r C.WEBB & CO., win keep constantly on hand.
~ complete assortment of
Drugs, Medicines, Paints, Oils,
Dye Stuffs. varnishes, PerIumery, Stationery.
Grass and Garden Seeds, Anomalies,
Vinegar, Pure Liquors, &c. &c.
and all other articles in their line of business, and with
the special design Of keeping only genuine articles
They hope by close attention and moderate prices to
merit and receive the patronage ofthe public.
January a. ID
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AYERS
CHERRY
PICTORIAL,

RsxnKLp, NAss, Goth Dec, 1885.
Ia. J. @. ARA: do not hesitate to say
the best remedy l have ever found foe
Coughs, Hoarseness, Influenza, and the
ecncomitant symptoms Of Cold, 10 your
CHkxkr PEcToRAL Its constant use in
my practice and my family for the last
ten years hss shown II TO possess sups-
rior virtues for the treatment u thee
onuanlninta EREN KNIaHT 81 D
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-05-29

To BEcoNE UNmAPPY.-In tho first place il
you want TO be miserable, be selfish Think
all the time Of yourself and Of your things
DO not care about anybody ClSc. Have no
feeling for any one but yourself Never think
Of enjoying the satisfaction Of seeing others
happy; but rather, if you sec . smiling face,
be jealous, lest another should enjoy what you
have not. Envy every ono who Is better oil
in any respect than yourself; think unkindly
towards them and spCak.ill Of them. Be con.
stantly afraid lest some ono should cncrOach
upon your rights; be watchiGl against It, and
il any ono should come near your things, snap
at him like mad dog. Contend earnestly
for everything that Is your own, though Il
may not DO worth dime; for your rights arc
just as much concerned as if it were pound
Ofgold. Never yield point Be very scnsi-
tive, and takO everything that Is said to you
in playfnlness in the most serious manner
BO jealous Of your friends, lest they should
not think enough Of you, and IL at any time
they should seem to neglect you, put tho
worst construction you can upon their con-
duct,
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-05-29
DiviaihilitY.

The Delaware Journal says:
There are many instances in which matter
has been divided into almost incredible mi
nutencSs. Gold has been hammered 80 thin
that 3G0, 900 leaves Arc required to make an
inch in thickness. $4,000 leaves will make
2GO0 volumes Of 300 pages each, so TINT in
the small space Of one inch our readers might
have library containing as many volumes as
the Wilmington Library.
Tho relative position Of the heavenly bod
les as seen through telescope, arc marked
by lines Of wire, that cross each other ut right
angles 1t is necessary that these wires
should be exceedingly fine, otherwise being
magniticd by the cye-glass, they would have
an apparent thickness that would render
them inapplicnblc to tho purpose. The spi'
dcr's web was formerly uscd but as tho pow
ar Of the glasses was very much increased,
these were soon found to be too coarse.
In the carly part Of the present century,
DR. Wollaston succeeded in obtaining wire for
this purpose that did not exceed the II, ,0OOth Of
mn inch in diameter. It is said that Quanti-
ty Of this wire equal in bulk to q common rifle
hall, would reach from New York to New Or
leans This wire il made Of platinum, and
the process by which it was made was very
ingnous. The Doctor had platinum wire drawn
out as fine as possible, and then drawn thro'
the axis Of small glass tube into which mel
ted silver was poured. The silver and plati-
mum low formed one wire, which wAs again
drawn out as fine as possible. The whole was
next put in nitric acid which dissolved away
the silver, but left the platinum wire so nc
that it could not be seen with the naked eye.
The organized world affords still more stri
king evidence Of tho extreme diviSibility OF
matter.
The blood which flows in the veins Of AMI.
mails is hot, as it appears to lie, uniform tlu
id, but is composed Of small rcd globulcs,
floating in n transparent fluid called serum
In the human species the diameter Of these
globulcs is about the 40O0th Of an inch, and
consequently in a drop Of blood that would
hang suspended from the point Of a fine cam
brio needle there would be no less than mil.
lion of these glObulcs
But NnimAlcule have been discovered TINT
are smaller than the glObulcs; il these have
g!obules Of blood that bear the same proper
ton to the size Of their bodies, as the glObulcs
Of our blood do to the size Of our bodies, by
what proccss Of calculation shall VIC arrive at
numbers sufficiently expressive to convey an
accurate idea of tho minutcneSS Of these glOb.
ulcs.
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-05-29
When King Camby.ss Went to War.
~ WALTER ANoNYN.

- WAbNeA ANONAAs
When King CambySes went to war
$50 ancient history vOuchcsl -
His army took no rilles-nOr
bullet In their pouches.
Oh! vivid long In history
The records shall remain
or that hlOw-leAs, blOOdless victory
Upon Pelusium's plain.
Fearlessly they met the foes advance,
Secure in their positions;
Nor bent bow, or cOuched lance,
Their Hhield was superstition.
The hideOus idols Of his foes
lie cO''lIy placed in van,
That they might ward the invaders blows
When desperate fight begun.
Each warrior calmly bore in front
Some monster stAtuctte;
Vicnriunsly TO bear the brunt,
When foe with foe was met.
Til Egyptians, pctrifcd with dread,
Dared not weapon WELD;
But, panic-stricken, turned and fed,
As from haunted field.
Thus may IL be when South and North
(IleuVen long tOTetcnd the day.
In armed hostility go forth
To meet the deadly fray.
Let every southern soldier wear
Then II he fully armed)-
IN EbO" mask wiM crisCy hair;
The foe would be disarmed.
Bloodless would be the intended fight,
The " slogan" wild would rcnd the mir,
"UeGfh Ia tie ARgIo-!SGron Knight! y
But spare the ELon idol, spdTs"
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-05-29
PLAcERv1LLE POST OFFICE.


MAIL Il dispatched from this ONCE daily. sundays ex
N eeptcd, to SACRAMENTO San Francisco, and all parts
of this state, which CLOSES ut O'Clock, p NJ
special mail I. dispatched daiy. Sundays Excepted, IA
Co0nIA ria Cold springs, which closes At clUck r. ~
special M Ill also dispatched daily Sundays ex.epi
ed. TO GeorgetOWn rid SpAnah Flat which closes At
O'Clock r. VI.
The mails for the Atlantic States, Europe, &C. clOAe ai
this Office about the III and 18th Of each p,Onth eEeri
when Sho~e days Saturday, and then they will
close the day previous.
The Malls for oregon aud Washington Territories
disPasched semmonthly, Immediately after the arrva
Of the Atlantic mails.
TIE malls for Salt Lake City and other post offices Ia
Ctah Territory. dispatched monthly, ria San Francis
co, ran Diego ard the Southern route.
OFFICE HOCRS.-This ONCE wll be kept open daily
Sundays excepted. from O'clOch. A. NJ till 13, M and
from N tlI 3k, pm. Box deli-ery open tih s, p. w.
On eundayS-PFOm TIL lW. 4. ~. aud from ill :.
n. A. ~. THATCHER, Post Master.
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-05-29

A lady, ono night at party, was much an
noyed by the rude and impudcnt remarks Oft
coxcomb who sat near her At length, be
coming fired and vexcd, she turned towards
him with an angry countenanCa, and said:-
"Bo pleased, sir, to cease your unbecominI
impertinence- The fellow was astonishCd a
SO sudden . rCbuke, and could only say
Pray, Miss, do not eat me-" "BO in M
fear, " she replied, 4 am JowCss"
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-05-29

THEoLOcIcAL.--I tell you God is every.
wherei'
'Aint-ncither.
know better; my mother says So.
Don't caro- If she does. lie amt in that
wire, (pOinting up to the telegraph wire, cos
that amt hOler
We'll. I don't care, He's ell round iL'
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-05-29

Domestic DIsPUTE.-A couple (nOt very long
married) were contending about what should
be the name Of their first and only child.
William, my dear, l want TO name him
Peter.
"O!no, love, do not like Petcr, he deni-
cd his Master. Let us call him Joseph"
"Why, WilliAml can't bear Joseph; he
denied his mistress" '~
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-05-29

"Do you know Mr.. Brownl" said lady to
her husband.
"Ahem! Yes my dear"
"Ts he not very deserving mani"
"Ver-r.ry deserving, indeed, love. He de-
serves good iOgging; and if he ever again
has the inpudence to gallant you home,
will be sure to give it him !"
Exit wife, in fright.
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-05-29

At wedding, recently, which took place at
the altar; when the officiating priest put to
the lady the home question. "Wilt thou have
this man to be thy welded husband :" she
dropped the prcttiest courtesy, and with a
modcsty which lent an additional grace, re-
piled. fyou please, SIR
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-05-29

NATHAN AND SARAH had been to party,
and on the way home Sarah began to think
Nathan wasn't right, somehow, and as the
horse got out Of the road among the stumps
and logs Sarah seized the rcins, saying: "Odds
flesh. Nathan, thCc's been drinking!"
"Ncvcr thee mind, Sarah, =" said Nathan, I'll
get thee home, oil right, IL tho horse holds to-
gethcr!"
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-05-29

When General OglethrOpe was in Holland,
Prince Of Wirtemburg, at an entertainment
filliped some wine in the Generals face The
General turned his eye upon him and remark.
ed, "That was good joke, but We do better
In England, and thercupOn threw . tumblcI
full into the face Of the prince.
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-05-29

TUE REKsON.-A mother was hugging and
kissing flour year old, when she cxclaim-
ed-"ChArley, what makes you 80 sweete"
Charley thought . moment, and having
been taught that he was made out Of the dust
Of tho ground, replied with rosy smile
~ think, mother, God mus have put . IT.
tlc thugar in the dust don't your"
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-05-29

CouKrEsr.-NO man q q Kedsaeu DHH
without provOcatiol, would ltfsaG IN .io's
ity the humblest Of his ,sRecieA ~ - aeg seiI
garity for which no accomplilh ~ = -
attainments nor dress ever antlle.l - -
the man who desires 70 make ~ ~ n 5 -
py around him, and win shos 81 = - -
men by nature and practice eltks
never have worn suit pfi hEslplel a1E
heard OF lexicon. IA astrylitess@f sias 1Be
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-05-29

PEACE AND WAR.-In what does the Amcri-
can Indian differ from modern ladyi The
one sOhecps In timO of hattie the other hoops
in time Of peace.
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-05-29
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