The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1858-02-17

01~Youll break my Eeatt as the OAK said
to the hatchet
0%-My heart is thine. as the cabsage said te i
the cook maid x, ,qes.sf5 y
ecrJones is getting very weak. Is says he
cant raise zen t.c'!sas' 5f,f
head was in the lions mouth. tl a
0ArNevcr set yourself up for musician, Iust
because you have drums in your ears. Z"
CH.5-'When does modification ensueT 'When
you pop the question, and are answered no.
G1TIIow could you make thin child tata--
Well, ust pitch him out Of q window, and he
will come down plump.
0J-Thirsty traveler--'My dear, can pro-
cure glass of milk herer 0sga81
Little girl-'No, thir, thith ith tenperare.h
houth.' E
C.rWe don't wonder that steamer fsasnaA
Enany Fern should burst her boiler. The orig
inai Fanny Fern explodes weekly. She does 40
great danger though.
C1"Toast at surprise party, February 3.
1858; Here's to the man who swsars, steals
and lies-swears Off from drinking. steals away
from bad company, and lies in an honest bed.'
OT-'Now look. Zee yer, SAnbo, Jim mout 10
an honest ngger ahd then agn he Iiio1tep,:
but If was chicken, and knowed that lac War
about de yard, tell you what, Id roost high. |
would
O17~A queer genius being asked why he aid
not attend the funeral Of his wi g, replied: THAT
he could not leave his shop, ard thgt II was al
ways better to attend to business beforo pleas.
ure.'
GA countrymln going to probate ofsce
where the wills are kept in huge volumes en- the
shelves, asked if they were all Bi5les. No,
SIR replied one Of the clerks, thsy ara tssts.
dhsnls
! GeToid Mrs. Darnlsy is pattern Of heasss
hold economy. She says she has made n PAIR
of socks hast fifteen year. BY only knitting nsukS
Ioet to them every winter. and rev lays 10 thens
every ether winter.
CEY-'T have no apprehension that the devil.
will ever come for me-, said young man Of
questionable morals. He will not be silts ..
nough to take the trouble said bystandeF, 'iaF
you are going straight to him.
OE-A young man by the name Of Jchnson
has been arrested in Albany 70: pcrpetrating b
new dodge He fastened bristles on the taitcl
a rat and then sold him for squirrel. The
purchaser was a gentleman from Germany. ai
CI3-A young lady at fair in louisville, .
short time since, piAned to the bosom of her \
dress one of the piacards which exhibitors have
fastened to their wares when they want 10 kscp
''hands off," She wore low necked dress an
PLAIN ExoLIsH ron USNEcEssARY IsATsS.-
Did the defendant approach the plaintiff serIsk.
i'm? inquired an attorney in . case OF assauIs
and battery the other day No, sired, wAa
the reply he went al EN- With q pokers b.
| ora gentleman presented = lacs collar ~
the object Of his adorasioh, and IN joculaF way
said: '4 Fel1as1AS
| DO not let any one else rumple it, l9'ss 5sfs
No, dear said the lady, 4 will take II on ''a
| A SHREwD MTSrsTER or POLICE Napolesur
sent for Fouehe ons day in 4 great raSe, and
told him that b. was NOT tit tote 81 the heada
ofpoloe, and that be was quite ignorant ef whst
was passing. sagi4.. v.
Pardon me, SIRE said Fouehe, i know that
your Master has my dismissal ready signed ia
your pocket A n 100 8syH 5.s u
] Napoleon changed his mind and kapt his min
ster. rs M
/ 6TTwO weascls found ansgg. lot Us o.
fsht for it, said the elder weasel. hut enter tn-
to partnership @a
Very good,P said weasel the younger. So
taking ths sgg between them, each srrhs asA
end. &
4 MY children. said Red tapes, the Attorney
ihouah you have but ono client between yvl.
make tho inoslef hiIns sats5 @ts's fesa8
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