Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1858-12-09
NFIDELS AND BLASPHEMERS.

RDDAY, DECEMBEk y, 1893.
NFIDELs AND BLAsPHEMERs.
Every now and then, God by an exertion
Of his Iower shows us the end of all such,
and how he brings their Vaccinations to
naught AS an illustration, take the fol-
lowing: --t-e.-.--..... ......-
A correspondent of the Lutczziyc7cer
makes the following reference to the recent
convention of infdels held at Philadelphia ::
1t is a good sign of the times, and Of the
STATE of things in Philadelphia, that these
:blasphemers, after all their efforts and with
all the best talent of their body could not
secure an audience Of respectable size.-
Not a paper that know of has given a re-
portiof their proceedings, except their own
paid advertisements. And after venting
their rage in impotent resolutions that all
religions are impostures and fraud and that
we pledge ourselves to annihilate them.
they have gone away 'foaming out their own
shame They did not know said bro
ther, that there were people in Philadel-
phia who have prayed God to confound and
scatter them, and now he has done it.
And as another illustration let the follow
ing be read. 1.-The Lord reigneth, let the
people tremble.'
END OF A BLAspHEMER.- some time
past party of Incorporate, disreputable
characters who call themselves ssBushwhack-
ers," have amused themselves by holding
burlesque prayer-mectings 1T a shanty in
Germantown The orgies of the party have
caused much annoyance to the neighbor-
hood, and the services of the police have
been invoked to abate the nuisance. On
Saturday notice was stuck up in German
townao of which the following is literal CO.
Ipy: G
"NOTIS To the people of Germantown and
on Saturday Evening at the Shop of J G Glenn
Secretary, Fear Nothing.
President am in the
Field.
any one caught destroying this shall be dealt
with according to law.
On Saturday evening 30th."
The police were at the spot designated
and prevented the disgraceful exhibition
It e understood that man named John
II 4 kkarlzrna- he President of the ..Rush.
wacE~4s, % This morning about 5 o'clock,
the dead body of Thompson was found in q
ditch near Germantown. There was bad
cash in his head caused by falling through
bridge on the Chestnut Hill railroad Il
is not known whether the death of the un-
fortunate man was caused by the injury tc
his head, or by drowning. It is almost
certain, however, that he met his death last
night while intoxicated The death of the
man particularly under the peculiar circum-
stances isshocking g.-Ihazad. Bulletin.
A NEGRO WITH THE BLuEs.-sI say,
Sam Jonsing, wat for you look so sober dis
monin? You mos usually alters larin
but now your face look as gloomy and black
as dis late spell of bad wedder."
'Wy, chile, 7 feels bad-Ps got wot dc
white folks calls de bloos, an de wos sort al
dat-dat's jist wot [ has, Pete Gumo-az
no more queshens.'
''De what you call EN-, Sam?"
.'De bloos, say; de raal indogo bloos
now ak me no more 'splainin bout it.
Oars de pint whar ye corner dis ere
chile, Sam, you's ahead oh me dis time
Now, if it don't make any terial difference
to you I'd jist like to hear you semplify wot
diI bloos is.
"Wy, wy, Pete, you don't no nufin-]
to- you'd more 'quaintance wild de fosify Oh
dc human mind Wal, you see when q
nan's got de bloos he looks forard into dc
cmin' footoority jest as tho he gwine te
daw a blank in de big lotry-he feels like
al if all oh de delig ghtsum prizes in dis low
dwn scene hadn't nary single number on
en-. Wen he gets up in de mornin he feels
vusser-he thinks dat his body is made
! lp Oh ice crean,- all -eept -his-heart- ar
at's a big piece OBJ led in de middle. AL
arts OBJ sites are hubberin around, an red
ronkeys buzzin about his ears. Oar,
agga, dems wot [ got now, and dems wo
, Tcalls de bloos How you like to hab EN-
Eete Anser dis, an Ak muffin fudder.''
,, ssTank you Sam, dis chile don't wish fol
ne, not if dems de sort.''
GETTING MARRIED. loafer who hac
been noisy, was up before the Mayors
Court. His Honor told him to pay over
five dollars for his fine.
; "C-c-c-can't do it, muttered he; 'a-a-
amt got the p-p-pewter."
care you married man ?" inquired the
Mayor.
s'N-n-n-not exactly so f-f-far gone yet,
sir"
"Well, I will have to send you to the
work house." said the Mayor.
'T-t-t-tain't nothin' to g-g-go there,
said Alick, ''b-b-but when you t-t-talk a.
bout marriage, old fellow, you if
frightened me e!''
~-A candidate for Congress, out West
sums up his ED1F1cATIoN as follows:
Il never went to school but three times
in nv life, and that was to night school