Smyrna times., 1858-04-08
WHOLE NO., 367.

say our 1rleno b.--~--IDdrrle0 - ne uattiOu
forty thousand doIars-I forget her other nsme,'
WAS the answer
We find the above in an exchange paper. 1t
is a capital "iake off, on the desire that many
people manifest To take to themselves money
instead OF wife. There are young people,
however, who are not governed by such low
snrdId motives in the selection of a partner Tor
lItP-yOung prOpl who WOuld remain To the end
OF time III q state of single brs>edness.' Mar
rIagr Is a solemn, an important event, ano they
who tr,fiA with their own peacP-iheIr prosperl-
tyr hrIet, their iii, with the exception OF that
WHICH pertains 10 the immortal part and some-
times with that. too, for no one can recon the
amount OF misery which bad husband or bad
wItr will produce IN tamily-lt is incalculable.
Guard ngaIust II, then, yP who value quet'
peac"abir, happy life. and place not yonr St-
{, CT on nu eod-un the root nfrvil Money
We are aware. is desirable. and It IL necessary
To haze Il portion OF II; hut it s neither neces-
tary M. desirable thai VI should esteem 1t as
'reryhiHg.
tr~3- Ar cd lady, professor of the washer
wuWane ART. had managed 10 scrape together
sufficient InetnN To Lud "A email house and barn
III the Country. Que AFTERNOON soon after khe
wn> comfortably established III her new home,
il black cloud Was seen in the west, and III few
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prriy, scattering The 1In4bers of her htrle harm
IA ali dIrrct'"n5. Coming out of her kitchen,
aud ,.pirs the devastation the storm had made,
the old lady al first could not find words TO eX.
press her md gua'lon, but at last exclaimed,
Well. here's prrtly business! No matter,
though, I'll pay you tor this: Ill wash Sunday"
OxNIBCs CASE A cane has been invented
wh'cn Inine sutflc ent money tor sixteen rides
(32 three cent p" c.: }, by pushing a small knob
near The hanulr, the money for one mile ia
made tn proI"ct at the other end, whence II can
be eas,y taken by the driver. 1t is designed
To avo the crlnoIne crushing, that MASKING
tor-ir, ad,ng process of paying the fare while
under tul hradWay, ~hlch IL now one of the
CREATES; nui,auces of The omnibus system.
o. 4 clergyman was rndeavering to in.
strucI ne ut his Sunday scholars, pioughbuy,
On The nature ui miracle. "NUw, my boy"
eaId n, suppose you were 10 see the eun rl-
sIng III the mI"dir ut the night: what should
yen call that r'-"The muu', phrase zur."-
M, but" sand the clergyman, "suppose you
knew that II war not the moon, but the sun, and
that you Jaw It actually rise IN the middle Of
the nI.ht-what slould you think !"-Please,
EUR, should think II was time 10 get Ip."
FRrvoLIriEs.-A MODEL tenant" Jimmy,
gct r"'4e hIinllng anu be making a fire.
Pleas, eir, can't MIslr' 81 o. BrIen used
The Iasr hannl-'er Yesterday" The bsnnIs.
'rts gone Th"n 90 un The root and try the
rue OF lhem ehIu2lr>." Exlt JIu,my. In a
week Afterwards Ar Murphy wants a reduc-
non Of 'l"I--'causr VIII! The h"ors lake"
01- The lady whn though, i, a disgrace to
bring up her children to work has Just heard
from h r three N"ns. One OF them Vas drl-
yer ~ the canal another had been taken up
as vhgran, and The third had gone to ce.-
tam q institution I" learn The hUrmskIng bust.
n"sS, uud.r the auspices "t keeper. IL Is
hard thing to quarrel with The great law OF ma.
tnre.
0|F Once y year it Is proper TO publish the
following Joke; a New Haven paper, descri.
blng th" localities OF 'hrrr prnmiueml nstitu.
toms otli,a CITY. Aaye: The Med cal College
Is on the road to the rrmpIer, the DIVINITY Col
l"ge on The road To the poor house, aud the Law
School on the road Ia the Ial "
0Er"I Wr>h." said ar anxious ma to her
careless son, :" wish you would pay lIille at.
tentl0n TO your aIIthmetIc." ~ ell, I do"
was The reply. :" pay as little attention to il
as possible"
SouArrER SOvEEFIGNTY-ihe entrance of six
tuil-ur"eseu Iad"'S InI" large omnibus ana Ia.
king exclusive poNstseIun Iher, ol, while eigh-
teen sphte gentlemen are t-rcIbly expelled.
DoUBrFUL Says The Gle, eland PIGindcaIer.
IN epeak'"g # li"rhC" Greeley: Nv t believe
he has written Ohe or Two short ariiciIs absut
Kansas"
(E5- Phrennlneisr. being ntcrrosaied as
to ~h i organ would he most likely to pr+pop.
derale ~ me hraG OF Grumkard, replied, " tho
burrel organ"
o. The Wuiehfires are kndlrng thickly
over The land. NhIie pulIucIuns are sch,.
ming, aud whole LrgIslaIures are bought for .
price. the truths OF the tempe rance cause are
lingering aud deepening III the popular hear,.
la the widest ul financial disaster, and The ex.
cItement an questions Ut national mument.
there Is ch'rrlng ACTIVITY IN temperance ef
tort. lMdcrd, we Irrl that he claDsmen nre
gathering The people cannot bear the bur.
deus "t The run traffic, and in very many 10.
calIlcs, are taking effective measures To rid
themselves Ut the curse OF grog-shops.--Chicf.
GCT The COMING SUMMER-We hear that
the Earl "t Rosst. f. K. s., one of the FIRST 40.
tron"mrrs III Europe, has told gentleman in
tins na'ghb"rho' ii that he anticipates one .f tho
most intensely hot summers this year that has
ever been klnwn, and he advises farmers IN
build up sheds Tor their. cattle, by way of pro.
t"ctI"n against the extreme heat.--Enelish
paper.
" Half empty bottles are the noisiest in
: he r emissions. The figure holds coed when
applied to many eople.
GIr Goodness does not consist in solemn
VIsage and caniIng speech, or pOlIteness IN n
puckered mouth and simpering lisp.
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