Litchfield enquirer., 1858-02-18

f MT iahcn.-l don't seem quite to undGrS and | this disturbance between your President and l MT. Douglas. Can you tell me i'll a few words what is it's character, Mr. Slick /? i MT. Siick-Guess can. Bucks in fix.
 MT. Ely Buck, if apprehend you alright Sir, you would indicate the head of your re- public?
 Mir. S.-That's the critter. Promised Le. compton Con. should be overhaaled
 Mir. P.-Promised the gentleman what 1 Mir. S-Who GU airth said gentleman By Kansas
 MT. P,-Promised Mr-a--Lecompton Con that he should go to Kansas?
 Mir. S.-Guess you've brick in your hat, stranger
 ! Mir. P.-My facetious friends, Sir, have ! been pleased to say there is a brick under it. 1 MT. S.-Tain't that Have you lquored
 Mir. P.-I never take any thing before din her.
 Mir. S.-More fool you Yes, sir-ee. Guess I've kinder liking for ye but don't banker after your old world habits Take notice, now Walker throws up, his dander being rig by Buck
 Mir P.-Mr Buchanan should hang the ruff fianly Fillibuster
 1 MT. S.-Jerusalem and snakes Don't be in such harry. There's brace of Walkers and ones not t'other i Mr. P.--Oh, beg pardon Mr. S--Hold hard, and grin. You sec Douglas has pecped through the hole in the blanket and seed a bit of light. | Mir. P.--The blanket-Oh An! A bit ot Night, ell
 ] Mr. S.-Spex you don't sec none We'll begin at fust causes, and come on promiscuous Air the great and glorious republic, the only nation in the world where the golGen eagle of 1 liberty can wave her alahaster wings, and 1 scream her
 i Mr P.--I know all Mat. l MT. S.--Guess you're hard to please, stran- ger Wall, are we to have more slave-states than we've got That's the question. Mir P.-I trust not and that the abomi- nable-
 MT. S.-Calculate you had better shut up. Slaves or none, we'll always be ready to whip you. Besides look at your Irish, and your Jews, and the others that you keep in abject and grinding slavery. -a-doodle-doo Mir. P.-I am silent
 Mir. S.--Wall, then. Bucks with the South, and meant to have it all his own way in Kansas, and make a slave state of it, but the Kansas boys kicks, and Gov. Walker (uot the Filibuster, mind, yon old oppossum)-
 Mir. P.--Really, MT. Slick.
 Mir. S.-Shut up, tell you Gov Walker who was sent by Buck to Kansas to do the work, find it ain't to be done, says Buck prom ised him that the Lecompton constitution should be submitted to the people, and so thrown up Bucks wideawake b'hoy, but Douglas he's a wideawaker, and he sees that to force laws on free and enlightened citizens like ourn, won't pay, special when critter has his eye on the election in 1860. So he just throws Buck over, and there's difficulty.
 MT. P.--Mr. Douglas, being, if I am right, the most influential man in the States, his op- position to the President would be formidable.
 MT. S.--Thats it, reeled out uncommon fine ..
 MT. P Sir, thank you for your expIana 1 tion, and I hope that ao serious trouble vii arise in the United States, for which I always entertain the warmest regard.
 MT. S.--Don't worry yourself into no sor of precipitation about that, stranger In z corrupt and debitated old rotten country like yourn, political difficulty might bring ruin and dismay, but where a western sun giIds thu proud pinnacles of American liberty, sucI things are but the wandering breezes that cool the wings of our glorious eagle, and help him to fly still higher towards the transcendeutal Armament. Will you liquor ?--Pumch.