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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1858-04-07
In TJ1fK-T,a SATURDAY. tho Saconc

kLucK.-Last Saturday, the second
day of the fourth month, in the year of
our Lsrd eighteen hundred and fifty
eight, Hon. JOSEPH WooD, of the vii
lage of Grand Rapids, town of Grand
Rapids, County of Wood, State of Wis
consin, United States Of North Ameri-
ca, on the Western Hemisphere of Gods
Universe, did deed and convey to US,
the editor Of the 'tWood County Re
porter" without charge or reward lex
cept Heavenly reward), the choicest
Two LoTs in his beautiful addition to
the aforesaid village. They are loca-
ted on the corner of Madison and Wy
lie streets, and worth three or four hun
dred dollars.
The Judge is selling lots rapidly, and
those who desire valuable and pleasant
locations must select soon, or they will
have to take up with the cuttings. How
desirable it is to be on bluff where
one can look DOM, on his neighbors!
Now, if those who owe us will even
pay what they have promised, we can
soon have a domicil. We can assure
our friends that to receive sufficient
money, lumber and shingles to build a
house, will not make us worldly-minded
in the least. We shall always continue
to be religious! We hope no ill-founded
fear will retard prompt payment.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1858-04-07

Senator Hammond, who in his re-
cent speech stigmatized the laboring
classes OF the North as ''the mud-sills
OF society" and as "white slaves" is
the son OF man who, in his younger
days, was worthy and industrious
butcher, and afterwards a worker Of
saw mill.
The Washington correspondent of
the New York Courier telegraphs that
tne removal Of Judge Loring by the
Iovernor of Massachusetts, will be fol-
lowed &c either by his appointment as U.
>. District Judge, Or Sub Treasurer.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1858-04-07
Madison, March 80. 1853.

The Legislature adopted a resolution
on Saturday to adjourn from Wednes-
day at p o'clock NJ, March 31st inst,
to Saturday, April 10th at Z! o'clock
2. NJ. Most of the members have al
ready gone home. There was, howev-
err, quorum present in the Senate yes
terday but not i'll the Assembly. There
IS also a quorum present in the Senate
this morning.
Our northern members have proved
themselves worthy Of the trust reposed
IN them by their constituents.
Senators Hanchett and Kingston
have done noblY and enjoy the conf
dcnce Of all parties; the same may be
said of Mr.. Willard, who has been a
faithful Representative.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1858-04-07
New fcr,, March Of

A letter from Washington states
that Mr.. BcrnheiSel, delegate from
Utah, has presented to the House Com
mlttec on Territories 2 constitution
framed by the people Of Utah, with 3
request that that Territory be admit
ted as a State under it. This Constitu-
ton was framed in 1856.
A letter from Havana, dated March
oath, states that British war steam
erhad brought into that portthe schoon-
er Panchita, seized as a SLAYER and
sailed again Immediately in pursuit of
another SLAYER.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1858-04-07

sBThe Philadelphia Pennsylcapi-
al, announces, apparently by authority,
that ''Senator Douglas can never more
belong to the Democratic party
Grace and pardon will be extended to
the rank and file which have been Sc
duced. They may return, but the head
cOnSnjratOr never
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1858-04-07

SNow.-Last Sunday about two in
ches of snow fell, which presented a
dismal show for early gardening. On
Monday the clouds cleared away, and
It continue. clear and warm.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1858-04-07

:Y" Apiece ofmachine poetry, sans
caption, and signed "Requested to be
published by one Of your subscribers,
is declined for many reasons. tits per.
sonal. without merit, and the author is
incognito. We publish no commune
cation without knowing the name of
the author.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1858-04-07

So At meeting of the citizens of
Plover last week, they resolved upon a
change of the name Of that place to
Stanton.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1858-04-07

, Good sound niggers, from Is to
80 years old, are worth about thous-
and dollars in Virginia.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1858-04-07

DEAR S1R:-Ifby forbidden ground
you would imply-that we must not speak
the truth about any book, being or
principle in the universe, we would sim
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1858-04-07

RAFTING has been suspended until
another freshet, the water being too low
for the safe navigation Of the Rapids.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1858-04-07

~ The village Of Stevens Point
has applied for city charter
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1858-04-07


believing that the Bible is infallible?
4th God is there exhibited as be-
ing of revenge, tyranny, anger, imbe-
cility, jealousy, and God of war and
cruelty.
Now, sir, you need not refute the
foregoing statements by other passages.
We are happy to know that portion
is true, moral and philosophical; and
for the reasons that it gives the crude
laws of a crude people, and teaches
progression by displaying the charac-
ter and instructions Of Jesus, we think
it the best book extant. And the book
itself should not be condemned because
it contains history Of ancient semi
barbarous people, but the blame should
be attached to those who constantly
reiterate that the characteristics of the
Almighty are described therein and no
one must gainsay its infallibility If
this is zone of the most absurd incon-
siStencies you ever met WITH" you are
certainly very fortunate" man.
In conclusion, sir, a great portion of
this book is so repulsive and absurd,
that it is matter Of great surprise that
much Of it should ever gain credence,
even in the darkest ages of antiquity;
infinitely more so, that it should be toll.
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progress, and the march VI the world xill be IN
cre,libly hastsned. ~ '.4 -

progress, and the march VI the world xill be IN
creIibly hastsned. = ~
We do not say that all this is " occnf ut once;
but it Is eli in the Of things TO come. Hu-
manity Ia everywhere, aud slmoss childlike, and
must learn BY slow degrees ~ use the new power
it attains. Il nnst lnse its habit Of creeping,
through the frequent use Of its new ability " walk
erect. II must forget to rely upon tbs accustonS
cd attendance and support of the nurse, by using
the new self confdencoi it hns acquired. 50 1t 4
with men, communities and nations. Old habits !
must he forgotten, old practices abandoned, old
nsnges laid aside. aud all superseded by the new
symptoms that will come into play with the new
scheme Of instantaneous worldwide intelligence.
Many a merchant thinks to-day that the Atlantic
telegraph will he of little to him--that he win
seldom have occasion to use il in his business
But trade will change and adapt itself to the new
elements Mt its command and he must change. or
he left behind in the general advance. Every
man OF mature age can look back to-day and show
to the douhtcr the ialacy Of his idea Thousands
once though TINT steamboats, would be of littlo
practical use They believed, when Fulton went
to ALBANY in tliri hours in his new-fangled in
ycntion. that the, could continue going up and
down the Hudson in slools which took y week 10
perform the voyage and still compete with those
who went with Fulton The marfwhO believes to-
day. IN whatever walk Of life he may be. that the
Atnnic telegraph cable will be oi little use to him
belongs the cln,s which only believes that stage
coaches could still kecpup with railroads; that
the bluh ED ships Of yore were just Is use
in ns the Atlria,ics and the Dntics Of to-day and
TINT ocean steam navigation would never amount
70 much The Atlantic cable " i'll carry its influence
into every man house, business and bosom and
he that does moi profit ly its use must give way to
him who does
Lynchburg daily Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1852-1861, 1858-08-10

w This !. the most ,,liaLla SEwlNG MACHINE =
rab,y and simplicity Tho alton of II . easier learned
than that "i any other Macin;. while work. with
the finest k lie hea,irs cloth leather either of
which works very superior making stFauht
n,eny laid much ioor than ordinary hand work. @he
both aide. cloth he'd alike, r,aiiDE b.
tho elegant hand work rarely gets Of working
der t"pang AM. snpl" that sn operator
all "r tepprs H. unnl il Is worn out With
~ c nlvantag's over Other Machnes We feel roni"nt
watts Machiros will hest tho Of
frmi,s all Kinds Manufacturing Clohlers Tslcrs BOot
ann shoe Is .s:% IN ,hs.s mss
that III do their work rapid and substantial and
much nicer than the "nln"y way fsmil,e. who require
their wants bc.ies my labor enough months
pay forn Tao,s al had saving by using this Sew.
work tha, do, asy and thst looks much nicer than
sand. of olas by usn. i,s Mseha ha many purpo.
tie work don" on iathrr by th Machine s Letter than
fdone In any other
Tho editor Cndsrtown Io"rgia Patriot says. Whom
We purchased nfs Ia'" ,.rias Maehins intend.
leather ,d Harness and Carriage Trimmings
mans oi nughbos ~siy 10 the superiority Of TO
icr cnhter r this sonr the machine has ssvsi la
b"r ru"sgh pay one of neighbors wh" has
hand N tr Hc i "a, "a in m.iln clr- for the rest Ev.
Machine have sold in h s.snay hSs given tho great.
'"t saie.u" and escra inten' to order Aaehn's from
E<irrct from written by gentleman. owning .
pIanat NV orlcans Your two Wade Patsu Seq.
S .nAin have iccn almost constant ainee bought
i and with ' b" II practical results In less than three
operators them finished complete suit Or
clothes for oae two hundred and ten plantation basda
an mud he tps a, IN using them ono sea.on has more
A,ther Planter aays to emp o. three
r. mnkrg clothes Tor III" rot but purchased your
Urf, fatHf S.viS Ma hne hand does the sewing for
all the cihe' OF III" family eci confident the Machne
W. wish all ho Machine to examine these as they
the simplest aud besi Family Plantation suy
9th use where sinch r.qared Price Of Wsses fsies
WHITNEY & LYON. Proprs,ors
JAS Broadway. New York.
,9' Sold by A. S. ENGLEbOyE. dealer Fancy Goods,
Bouuets, &c. i.ynchburr Va mar Bots
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A. IB. RtCkER.
GROCER AND COMMISSION MERCHANT,

UppUsTt Wf Tbyh'd HdnF,
LYNCHRNRG "
IL EEIS hand large and varied
IN Of ofGROCERtES AND 81 APPLE DRY GOODS witch
e the reduced prizes for c.sh exchange
for Produce Is his purpose h-raer to conduct his bus
entirely CASH PRNtIPrs nd In order eject this
desirable he viii sell such prices viii Iroiee tho
interest Of ali ho favor him With call
Grateful for the share patronage rcrcved the iAnds
of attached friends and public for the last
ho hogs " their kindness in hi pre-
anil busiu
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x o,hEK's C0NCENTKATED EssENCE

BAY IEAN ES.IrcpaF5ttInt Tie Bay Leaf have
een extensively used throughout wuid or centuries past
remedies for Nervous Headache ami r affections OF tie
head generally for diseases of tn" scalp and Hair Bay
Eur particularly has occupied prominent position in the
estimation Il" many and Is still sought after by its thou
Sands OF admirers. lsednyact however Of the active prn-
c of the Bay that No Yea! E permanent bene
iii be Effected and it l. ,h~'si"c simply palliative aud
feeble the diseases I'll this tL.o
sIv il So well adapted
ROSSERS CONCENTRATED ESSiNfR OF BAY
IEAVES. aa prcpa ed Ouy by t'a inventor has han effect
ely series of ecmica enperiin and ha at last been
brought Ia that stair ot concentration wieH makes
dy uneqnaied sting tue dcay uf The ha the
of dandru and OF relieving by irw that ds
ing itching ici generaiy prced-s a falling If HE
hair originally prepared for ueIIb If h.s family
haNinK no confidence m the nsuay s WHO had
most dist,cssng decay the hail and such
nj curative effects that itsrcpuiaon at ccae establish
Ted ana hundreds ot calls made for without
sysien Of pulnx whatever Its intrinsic virtues alone
have pushed hnio public favor such is
this truly remedy that the Inventor has been Undue
Manufacture upon All extensive scale, and he offers 1t
with the fullest confidence to the entire public.
Prepared bv Thos H. RnSser at his Chemical aborator
Petersburg Va, and for sale by Druggists generally.
spt 3 is
Ss
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MARBLE WORKS.

- In TOME SLABS,
- HEAD and FOOT STONES.
= CHIMNEY PiECT-
= HEARTH STONES,
:. GARDEN SrAIUARN,
- GARDEN VASES.
= SOAR STONE FIRE PLACES,
= NIW YORK WIRE RAlIIAb,
&r., &c, az.
- am prepared tn urtish aud intend always to Keep
= IN hand large assortment ot Tho above named ,rti
ocs al rn the particular attention Of those In ant
= 10 ne stock ard prices
= Porsuns ut dirtanrc by adire ssiRg line
r. have their rd"rs h.i well they wete N per
snnnly attend 10 II Themselves, as am este,neiy par
: tnar Ia hllng my Country Ordcrl, nslng my best
= Judgment Rnd tast' In order I" please
:. rv- ao"is carefully ,ackcd III strong boxes AMI
= ghdtdnfisd safr 10 any disdHsE
:. tail sidrrss,
J GAUDESS.
Proprietor.
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Ertrn ttdSS 9,

To be drawn in Baltimore Md Saturday August 2sh 1875
30, i6J Prizrs! 10000 Numbers :!
We would cali the fpowir z splendid
sthem& pac ckaee 10 whole tickets costing only Sru-
every other ticket being $40 de.
terinncd by The number drawing the Capital Pr whc.
"a
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TERMc


The VIRGlNIAN if rubiishel ay at 40 ami riweekly
- per In and weekly al 81 uvarabs in ad
vauee otherwise g. 10 will be charged al No paper
will be 81 ' the Proprctors
until all arresrages shall have t"cn paid
inserted for so cents square Of
10 lines rs insertion and 81. cts Tor each
unless ordered weekly and then 30
charged each Insertion II the number OF
marked the MS will publishedtilior
iered out and charged accordnsy
lie EARLA ATE ARE
For square, ally
d. do ~
DO do ...............s......-... W
s Advertisements both papers subject
i'll contract
ivertsers will he limited 70 their immediate
or the charged at transient rates
- All Advertisements appear in the daily and tri
wTckly papers.
, obituary which eiy at lines charged
aebly for the
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Whole Tickets sl0; Halves s. Quarters 81 80
Managers Certificate of II woes- where pers wish
to pay The risk only, will be sent for
" lG Quarters, - 20
" Ii Eishths. = 10
The Managers bsvc been compelled from the
complaints made t,n o unfsi'hfiness the those
who have been attending the filling orders
correspondence business and in their
Z q Order Tickets froGi the Managers only
Address all letters X FRANCE CO,
Ba
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From the New York Herald, Gth.l

q, le,rniu,, m. snrre, ,l,ll r.su .r his ,.r,,,
cn,crnr,sc every American heat has c,ner;ru,cd
, ,Lr!ll ,c l,l,,,b, rce,v ,n, has l.l, u ,lo,. ,c
,riIn i, ,Le nnl,lr slin tInt has shown hrr..n ,o
n t,c ms, ,r;1. NJ, our n,,v- and the ynll,,, ,n;
cor. and ,rry ,h,sr ,uwe,,riel and nnrcu,it.cJ
ovcrt;ona have n,rc,,,,..l rho m; ,ht, t,ek Th,v
have added n new raw Ia tn. Glory ,r their ,,pn-
try and they will rem their reward Mr. Field.
to ,,hnsc cxcr,;,ns tho world ny.. no small sb.rn
,t ,h. cr,di, far ibis triu,nnh Of III. mechanical
,,n,;,,s of the are has win noile seItf,roe,Tnl
-. .,,l,aI,eJ ,hcir nro;sr in Jcsr,fc% rli.,,
,,;u ,.., h.or ,,,iis,od his ,nor,,:nn ~ nrorv
,n,n,r,,,, ;ourn,l in tho n;o,
Tn p,nn r.n estimate ,bc fnr inheritance, Of
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MARYLAND STATE LOTTERIES.
ID FRANGE Il 60, Managers Of the Mar ylnnd
He State Lotteries the follow Splendid Sch emrS
For AUGUST, 1853.

They caution purchasers Of Tickets of orl ciirg
Tickets i'll LOTTERIES where ,StraoIuary large Capitals
offered tr snal, cost u r'k.is- all such are indies
The Maryland Lotteries have been IN cNist",e Tor 'uS
Years They drawn 10y Diir,r and be- ccd
II draw Prize Will get YOUR n iry. The
whole ,onny flooded with Bogus Lottery
al- ,uu.
t11 order in the Maryland State Loerics
Lynchburg daily Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1852-1861, 1858-08-10
V1UtT IT! INT SfHr T1IIu S1att IsU1EtTVE.
M,aSIFIrE>T sCHFMf.
MARYLAND STATE LOTTERY,
IL AN N.AN \ PLAN,

nus l. rIE oL3 MoDE OF DKAWING.
PRIZES IN ONE WHEEL AHp TltnrTa IN ANo TIIrH.
Eoe,y Prize IS daun ont,
Prizes Paid in Full. " iihoui nny D,. iucs -on.
MARYLAND STATE LOTTERY
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(N1PWF a. 40 SRI ! tiIEs.-t0k1 ,..r,s Shingles
" NJ r,as Brush Mountain Co,.. - sale hy
ANDERSEN, LASFOROa Cp. on CANA
mar &c Gear Lanehornes Nj
Lynchburg daily Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1852-1861, 1858-08-10
LYNCHRURG SAVINGS. STORE.


" IlIL MINf.Si hr sulrcripcris receiving hsup
, "t the above artlr aad hdcntly recommends Tho
Wood aud Coal preferable and generally
economical fuel than oL Its ready ignition c audi
and durability rcnder ncnf and agreeable
and for cnkn aud heating furnHC's
l,oiicycd To b. superior any Other iurI whatever
Co-umers ould do wcl Ia hk"a trial OF Coke beuTe the
cos.s they 1ind desirable suppl, th.n
selves during the Summer for pcvt inter-. ttinani
22ts MM. a MILLER, on Br.n.
Lynchburg daily Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1852-1861, 1858-08-10

4 STOCK Of DRY GOODS To UG SOIL ID
~ OIT liY lAT SEPTEMBER NEXT As the lease mp
store -t sept aud suitable buiIl
can ho had Tor c"utnung " umr.> Ia his place shal
uh wlur
d.sirrhlr sork ot nKA GOODS. gr ATTY r-iue.i p
cash Many kinds Of o"i4 vii b, sold ruth less
than cost JOHN J rlKN1S Agt
II isrp
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MISCELLANEOUS.
~ glEDi'UI,D AslM

~ AND IODINE SPRINGS"
These Springs located tr line di, ng th,
Camr.i aud B deri "tlan short distance am. In ullvew
f the mountains Tho" Peaks otter the
tiu Bne kdes hr reached few houTs thi point
The air pure and mig rating and the visitor r. N the low
ands oi Virginia aud from the southern State would
rest securely har. he would In The midst hc
tain Situated dree', the >nchbnrg and Salem furu
pkr-,N IN miles from the ioi place AMI fur miles from
The F"ie'i Depot at which place vehicle viii be
Visitors 10 aud Iron the sprnes fRIk os cHARat-
y Etupl.S & SONS, Proprietor.
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NAILI. PAY EOR ITsEIE im ~ arOl ks.
w We haNcno~ L., ot " ire Tooth Snt"g Sc"l Glrn
Horse knls which viii inr Themselves In six
houis, wotk In " ,rat hcld Dor sRiv by
alJts WilIrTl.MSKE JoS1IS.
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IlAmrEK.s MAGAZINE. for III,

EINOH SAEE.-
4 > Shares J. xchange Bank R,ork
~ Nharrs Merchants Bank Stu,N.
400 prhng" y Alex Nandi IA Il l"ad Bonds
.Tso Va. y 1"fn Income I'"ndf = years To
81 shares .Snchbnrg Gas SlucL,
9No lie, Count. isrccni ii"nhs.
TIERS NrE &,
Lynchburg daily Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1852-1861, 1858-08-10

y There iranv ignorant and worthless Quncks
advertising Themselves Physcaus and copying DIR JOHN
sroS4 atvcrta. ments hOe Me1rs Boot Bss Lamp Trim
er. Conmyttbc Iaia'ors hos" lives
he Hob. Science Msdrine have been spent In the
NSidi tdtncig styling themselves R"Rntnry Edn
Phvcinns imposing upon the heinexperrced and
,ec'ine nR ih and running the health Of all unfortunate
IS ta,ng IN cir p"w that Dr John sion Il;
neciay TO those unarquaintcd with his rr7"ation
tia, his er.ien'ials diplomas always harg in sofice
HIS kEMEDIE and treatment entirely unknown 10
al other "rsared from life in the great hosptrs
and 'efrst this and
II 4ctic than other oh ysician in the world
HE ALONE CAN RESTORE YOU.
apl l9 d&cGr"
Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1858-02-27
5)umorous.

TE LITTLE PLAcK Bosy.--"Chon. You
reckememper tat liddle plack boly pyed
nit the be0ler next week y
"Yah, vot OF him ?"
"Nothing, ouly ! dinks ! gifts sheated
OurSy !Sg Pad'' Ps
"Yah. You see, in de vursht place, he is
plind nit bote legs, unit ferry lame NIT Won
eye. Den ven you gifts on him TO rite he
rares up pehint und kicks mp before so vurse
as shackmule. l dinks | dake him liddle
rite yesterday, und so sooner as gifts straddle
his pack he commence dat way. shust like
vakin peam on a poatsteam, unit ven he gifts
tone, vas so mixed up nit every-drinSs.
tnts myslf zitting around pacvards, nit his
dali in my hants vor de pride.
"Nell vot pc you going to done nit him 81
"Oh, viXed him peter as cham up. l
hitch him 10 tc cart nit his dali were his het
ought TO pc; den / gif him about dozen
cuts NIT hitecow; he starts to 20, put so
soon be sees te cart before him he makes
backwards. Burty soon he stumbles pehiut.
INT sits town on his hanches, mt looks like
he feels purity shamed NIT himself. Den l
takes him out, hitch him de rite way, unit
he goes oil, so goot as any body's bopy."
a clergyman in a country village, desired
his clerk TO give notice that there would be
no service IN the afternoon, as he was going
TO oliciate with another clergyman. The
clerk, as soon as the service was ended, called
out, =" am desired to give notice that there
will be 10 service this afternoon, as Mr.. L. is
going fishing with another Clergyman"
.Smi@ invented patent hen persnader, or
ne. t, on which the eggs disappeared as fast as
laid. hen went On IL one morning, Smith
never saw her come off again. At night he
visited the persuader. In the upper COM
partment was handful of feathers, few toe
nails, and bill in the lower compartment
were three dozen and eleven eggs Smith
saw it all Her delicate ,onstitutou had
been unequal to the effort, and, fred by young
ambition, she had laid herself all away.
My dear Tom" said old Sheridan, ono
day, to bis son, 81 wished you wonld take a
VILE" Il have no objection, sir" said Tom,
" chose wJe shall take /"
-imong the articles announced for sale in one
Of the weeks auctions, we perceive au article
entitled u" mahogany childs chair The
father of this wonderful infant must have
been of the Wood family, .-,-
An EaglM Judge. in sentencing a man to
death, added, "Yon will now have the salts
faction oil having your case transferred to tho
tribunal of higher and, let me add, an
abler judge" -
Mans HapPiness is SAID TO hang upon a
thread. This mast be the thread that il
never at hand 10 SEN on the shirt button that
- always of.
Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1858-02-27

THE ORAXGE CRor OF Loss ANGELES, CAl:-
fornia, is coming into market. The crop
amounts to about 10000, and is sold on the
ground at Sl2 per thousand. The cutiya-
ton of the orange is destined to become an
important source of wealth to the State, or
at least it will occupy many persons, and hold
an important place in our trade, The trees
commence bearing when eight years old, and
will produce a crop worth $25 per tree, or
$1,000 to an acre containing forty trees
This estimate is low one beth for the price
and the quantity Of fruit for good tree
often yields several thousand oranges in a
year. The cultivation in earnest has Just
commnced ; this years crop may be said TO be
the first which has ever come to our market
from Los Angeles. The fruit is large aud
good California paper.