Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-08-04
The DisBnnded voiunIeer
We ATLANTIc cAnLR

AsStSqytu7's ct tie Sunday Times:
Inc Im ieeTd the cabul is bad egg. The moo
70 lay 1T Is likely enuffto eend in anuther
ouss up witch will bring the hull consarn inter
raytner bad oder. HoWseYer, as the sbina. he's
got inc stuff in thar holds, they mought list ms
ven drap 1T inter the buzzum of Neptoon as
ennyWhars else. When that's dun. the nroiel,
will be drapt likewise F'e'sA
It seems the last brake was rite onder the
starn OF the Aggymendum, and the Captafnscfs
su S 9Glg91e tender IS of opinyun thatlef the
cabul had ben trifnl'm6re ftlIff It U.6nJdenf
new guy way, witchis not onprobabuI. Itpeers
70 me tnatthe Hats Leavetenant Maury SEES he
sounded all the ways acrOst the oshir is NOT tho
oney wuns konnected with this ondertakin. I
recEIn Purtessor Moss, the farther of the flash
Intelligence sistem, thinks so too. They doc saw
he singers in his sIeev atithe skeetn md dnoss
ent blceye ennything willbe dun in the nex
attemp, cept it is the oshin telegraph stockhol-
ders My noshin is that the old boss is rite
ACCOMPLISHMENTS wot LeaVetenant Maury and
Mr. Field scs, kant hardly blevc that the At
lantlsk $ bottom is as soft as puddin, and eft
wns, still the currents would play the devil,
tanglin up the string. seen it stated in the
papers that the arrangements for pawn out was
very satisfactory, sOits clear that the enter
prise wont fale for want of the rocks Eft
caves in, the folt will be in its onpossibillity.
Even ct the cabul was put down, nobody
nose that messidges could be put throo. Its an
l-hred long dive for a strcek of litenin from
the Banks of Noofundladd to the cost of. Ireland
The jenewine artikle, and creased at that, could
skaTse be spected to run twenty-five hundred
miles in the water without gettin put out. and
II persoom the artfshal electral fioodid kant be
more n haze as strong as the material essence of
thunder clouds
And now let us vew the subieck from n moo
pint, and cunsidder tin anuther asspcck. Snose
the cabul was down, and the words goin, how
long would setch TIRED stand the ware and
tare Its well none that thars eddys and IN
dertoes running in all drcckshins throo the
bowels of the crate deep. They carrid the cabul
miles outer its coarse on the fuSt speriment no
doubt, Ierkin it and circumbendin it evry witch
way. Now wots to hinder these currents and
the T0chS-tor as tothe hull plato bein as smooth
as plate of mush and as soft, Leavetenant
MaurY may tell that to the nnareens-I say wots
to hinder en- from destroying the gutter percher,
and sloely trcttin the wire away as sartinly as
eflt was cut by Sharpweepin? / wish NAV
be tomahHwked of don't think it would be-
all dicky withit in three months The monsters
OF the see, see serpents and cetery, lnought take
a fancy to chow it up, and onkwestionably. in
setch long stretch, their must be many kinks
and stranes, sum of witch would be sartain- to
snap it off at last And eff thars separashin,
how is it to bespiced agen? I'tle like Leave.
tenant injury to explain that. Is it perposed
to send Teller in sob-mareen armor along the
line to eXamin any report? say wunst more
as this cabul skeem, granda rs it lacks, will turn
out misfortanit, kase its foo foo on the faceioF
it, altho it hes the countenance of scientific
men. Ifeyer the projectors reech the desired
eend, it wont be with the bit of twist the Nigga
ry and Aggymendum is now eudeavorin to plant
in nidoshin.
obsarve thars new perposil for tyin the
old world to the new at present on the tapcs.-
Mr.. Henry Oh Riley wants to put tSire onder
Beerings Straits, and run line throo Rusher
from the pint to the butt of that extensiv en-
pre- The plan seems feesable, but the cost
would be enormous; and then, arter all, the
Rushn serfs mought be as liabul to cut the
wires as the Rocks of the AtIantick.
line awar as its rayther risky to predick that
the hull ondertakin will go to the Old Harry
while the speriment is gon on, but line willing
as Old Hickry sed, to take the sponsibility.
hev seen the cabul The kiyering's eeastic, and
the wire inside doosent Civ darned bit; SO that
when the outside stretches the inside is eenamost
shurc to brake. 1t did afore and wouldent
mind betting hundred ounsis of dust to Cap
tain Hudson's eppeylets, as it docs agen.1-
Ankshusly waitin for news from the litenin
skwadron, and hopin, but not expecting, to hev
my profesy contradickted by the facks, l re-
name, Yours aus,
A DIsBANDED VoLUNTEER.