The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1858-04-22
VARIETY.

II yo1 are vexed, you have two troubles instead of
one.
We're not for the tears that fill our eyes, what an
oce,n would fill our hearts
Flowers the alphabet of angels, wherewith they
vri,e on hills and plains mysterious truth.
Col will bless Jour endeavors. MT your idleness-
Bnfyss.
Maids want nothing but husbands, and then they
everything
y,ke choice of your wife by the ears not the eyes,
Wake enemies; he is Insignificant indeed that
cn do thee no HARM
Make other mems shipwrecks thy sea marks
minister approaching a m schievous urchin about
twelve years old, and, laying his hand calmly upon
Bis shouiier. thus sidressei him '' My son, be-
isse the devil has got hold OF you.'' believe he
hE, too,' Was the signii ant reply.
Crinoline dresses having been largely employed to
snI-sle gools into Paris without paying the duties,
are about to be employed at the various Offices
Of the bsrrers to make personal examination of all
kmtes wearing crinoline-
nan tried the other day to purchase a hen that
vea1 lay brick
Farewell to the mountain-as the man said when
the surgeon cut wen from his nose.
TIE only thing want is what we sell
DON never buy-a coffin
Sore one has defined an editor as being poor fel-
hw 'sho empties his brains to I'LL his stomach.
yctI,zomahnirzreopixcasstzin = Pronounce this
ssfls word; it is the original Mexican for country
nrares.
There is such thing forgetfuInsss in its true
ense. A thous tui incidents may, and WILL inter-
pse veil between present consciousness and the
secret inscription the mind; but alike, whether
velei unveiled, the inscription remains forever
more.
A perpetual cophct with natural desires seems to
Be the lot Of present state In youth we require
snerhiny Of the tardness and frigidty of are; and
N must labor TO recall the FIRE and impetuos-
~ Of youth; in youth must learn to expect; and
n age enjoy.
Constitutional bias is \ conspicuous interpreter of
ProviIen,ial IerIinrs A nan -houlf be very Jealous
sa;h supposed lie .dingoof Providence draws with
bis Constitutional prosperity He IS safe unless
he in the act OF coliiring his nature rebel and
5rr'ng IL into submission
TAG f.ssIoy FLowEs--The annexed Interpretation
this justly celebrated and much admired flower
u ne founI interesting
IS The leaves resemble the spear that pierced
Sviour's side; the tendriis-tbe cords that bound
~ h Is or the whips thlt scourged him; the ten
ssils-the apostles. Jnias having betrayed, and
fs'er desertei the pillars in the center-the
ree; the st ssH9kn.-the ,mner; fhe style-the nails;
ne inner circle around the center piIIar-the crown
'horus; the rpi inse .-tbe glory; the white in the
'.r-'-tbe emblem of purity ,!sd the hlue-the type
Of hetveu- On one species, the idora altar, even
drops Of blood upon the crSS 2uktree. This
a0~er continues three days open. and q disap-
PeIrs, thus deuoting the resurrection
MfssouafAS's BAGeAsE.-During the sessy1(A (Aof
he Denocr attic National Convention I'm Cincinnati
aeez.te. having taken breakfast at the st Charles,
sukei up 10 the counter and demanded his bill He
vas asked what he had b,i, and the reply was, sSix
brandy cocktails, and 80 This, so far as
breakfast Is concerned, is without parallel Bat
ale incident Is worthy TO go down 10 immortality
VIA T. gentleman from Missouri in attend
,nce Lexington the laying of the cornerstone of
me Clsy monument and mis- baggage, undergoing
n'es-izatinn, found consist OF carpet sack,
onialnng four BOTTLES of whisky, two revolvers,
srt, AMI two collars One Of as travelling compan-
aus sud that the zhirt had been PUT in simply to
seep The bottles from breaking.
Tag FEW WHO EyJoY AxYTurxG.-A London Quar-
err stys rhrt is is scarcely credible how few English
men 'an enjoy anything. The reviewer goes on to
a recent writer, to whose wisdom and honesty
every one should pay grateful tribute. tells a story
at L rd Nelbgurne and young gusrdsman going
WIN some iaties 20 n theafer The next day the
Guar ismsn complained to the l.es that the evening
a'i been dull AMI srupd and that there had been
n~hiag TO Lord Melbourne was told Of this and
exclaimed
.yottiay to see? We're there not the Holsters in
NE hsh-shops to look at went alongs"
Lord Melbourne was one Of the few men who
''uif enjoy
The following is from French paper:
Or siri you have dropped your psper I' cried
SIR, I'm very much obliged to you,'' said the
= 9sr % turning round. and picking mp the bundle.
I1cuse me, continued he, :" but have the honor
niiressing Mr. P-,''
That is my name said the young man. with
one surprise
"Ay, thought So was very lucky in meeting
pa- am an officer Of the tribunal Of commerce.
soi an ordered to arrest you on bin of exchange
~ .e Que thousand ave hundred francs. The paper
mich you we're 50 kind tell me had dropped.
'As ee summons against you 80
RAas RxvoIurroxAar RErrc.-ve we're sbovn.
Aeiy the which General Stark held n he hen6