The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1858-11-04
VARIETY.

ity has no law, but an uncommon num-
wyers.
tY ADyIcE.-Don't carry a handkerchief
breast pocket. If you do, you take a
ycur BOSOM
fIcxLEyEss OF THE SEx.-A girl at school
b. two have to birthdays every year When
up a woman she objects to having even
wives. like filberts, will remain good for
me. 1t all depends upon the care you
hem. and how you husband them
been wittily remarked that Cyrus w
f>Sed of for the Presidency, because he
latest wire-puller in the country.
Al THE TELEGRAPH OFFICE, TRINITY BAY.
kr-Director and Telegraph Operator.
b.-What s that? is the message coming?
For-No; think it's bite.
INDUS, pho :" exclaimed friend of ours,
! day, in his excess of enthusiasm about
btic Cable, :. Columbus, pho he discov-
Serica, to be sure, but it took Berkshire
tch n on r'-Berkshire County Eagle.
keited fellow, on introducing his friend
pany. said, 80 Gentlemen, 1 assure you he
great fool as he seems" The gentle
bediately replied That is exactly the
between my friend and myself
(SLY A PRISrER.-The foil owing tribute
ble preservative art we find in a contem-
md We commend it's strong contrast to
gent reader
Rly printer Such was the sneering
leader in a circle of aristocracy-the
ality- Who was the Earl of Stanhope?
tly printer. What is Prince Frederick
just married to the Princess of England
j only printer, Who was William
Pne of the fathers of literature? He
printer. What was Washington Irv-
Morris, y. p. Willis, James Gales,
Feeley, Bayard Taylor, Charles Dickens,
Nglas Jerrold. George Dennison Prem
ors Dix, Cameron, Bigler, Anthony and
hey- too, were printers What was
franklin? He, also, was a printer
fhough not least, who Is James Bu-
no occupies the most enyiable position
Only printer, Every one cannot
r-brains are necessary.-Pc0,sd IA (iH.)
lSDIcATIoS or CHARAcTER.-Observing
Pye slow-their heads move alternately
side, while they occasionally stop and
Careful persons lift their feet high,
Them down fat and firm. Sometimes
down, pick up some little obstruction
It quietly by the side of the way Cal
ersons generally walk with their hands
bekets, aud their heads slightly inclined.
fsons generally step softly, for fear of
Frved- Timid persons often step off a
lon meeting another, and always go
tone instead of stepping over it. Wide
FsOns - toe out, and have long swing
(rms, while their hands shake about
ously- Careless persons are forever
heir toes. Lazy persons scrape about
ith their heels, and are first on one side
and then on the other. Very strong
rsons have their toes directly in front
nd have a kind of stamp movement.
persons walk fast and slow by turns.
persons try all roads, frequently climb
instead of going through the gate, and
own a bar. One-idea persons and very
toe in Gross persons are apt to
nees together. Good natured persons
thumb and finger every few steps.
persons have a kind of a Jig move
FIrEScK.-Truly it has been said. that
Is are like the cireles of whirlpool,
nermost includes home" A modern
Designated home " heaven's q fallen sis
melancholy truth lies shrouded in
words Our home influence is not a
an abiding one; and all-powerful for
ier peace or strife, happiness or
laeh separate Christian home has been
central sun, around which revolves
united band of warm, loving hearts,
mixing, rejoicing and sorrowing to-
hieh member of the family group can
no influence What sorrow, or what
lies in the power Of each ?
ted lamp" writes M'Cheyne, f" is a
thing, and it burns tamcly and with
yet It giveth light to all who are within
And 30 there h quiet influence,
fame Of a scented lamp, fills many q
light and fragrance. Such an indu-
zen beautifully compared to carpet,
Fep, which, while il difnses q look of
Tort, deadens many q creaking sound.
rtain which, from many a beloved
ls on at once the summers glow and
wind- 1t il the pillow on which
Its head, and forgets half its misery"
nee falls as the refreshing dew, the in
sanbeams, the fertilixing shower, shin
nth the mild lustre of moonlight, and
g in one soft tint many Of the discord-
family picture