The Washington union. [volume] (City of Washington [D.C.]) 1857-1859, 1858-07-25

MusINGs 4 "a MElROPoLrrAY. 7

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We arenota . Middle'Ased Man, and yet we are
given 70 nsns upon tho things that take place In this
busy changing world OF ours. 70 thee one OF you who
i's not suffered from disafponsncns Have you not
Tor several weeks pist looked IN yam Tor the scinls
lions Of inc miude- agcu Mai 70 snow you nave,
Aiu would auofa Ms pressure W DO 2po " 1n yos ~
hi' present occul"sioh anu "hoe'oou's " upuni
wheh s'hs'o'isn usAppeAs ~ MAKE uiAso'' inquiry
io' nm, anu 70 ns wneh inS' seen
sinai w mummy Vi 'ie hi"" ms you nave uoap'''ss
INC. MN s'e a'h0 OF o'hsr' anu oo0n as VOL PeaSeu
WIN ms WIZ anu iop"''e0 AZ you nave oeeh VIVA M. ma
es ""o'o'oi NC Nnay Do' We n"o" no e''Joya ie ~
'o i"ioa', pos' sei'0 VI '"o "o''' "peoAhy no ""'
o''aA'" ns "'.o anu '''e'hoe''' anu SAei io'ii-
ing ~ 'ooa ~ oooi anu
s"hpe', 'he "''e' " 10 lh0 "u' i0' ho oe'''''S
e~o' s'0a"y i n'ou ~ no'A
you nave ieaa 'ho Now 10TH Papcls !Ahu wo hno~
you navel ior e S' "o'a =, 90 uouo.,eSs you nAso
seen now saa' loua'o saeu 'ie anee.'ops q iAuy
'' inc "pp'o'i "o'no' p'ou.' a'u nuAiy oS'"l"u
an enragcd' 'nie"'e"s H'.nei anu INC n'ions VI uio
law WHICH ho' ~ suipiiss "a sne h'us' 81 'no pei
ieo'ion VI Poi. W MI 'n"s ~" 'Ni''
i'SSoh 'o' oesi"as 'o'o'' aiu '''s 'A'''i"o
uenouomen' OF 'his peaS'h' n'.ie iomahoe VIII uins
wchng mustachos far far below par in the estimation
of the eager wohppcrs of these innocent sorts Of hum
cultvang their own hair will continue to revviiy and
resplQg that Of their customers Hotclwaters will be
hotslwatd AID Cease to pine for eDjoymcnts which an
assumed title, the company of silly ladies, and Saratoga
water only gre
We must make an exception however, in favor Of sau
cy coachmcn especially II they drive susceptible young
ladies with wealthy pas since there can bc no tangible
objection to their marrying except the opposition OF
misguided father, which really amounts to nothing in
the eyes Of the law How strange that that which we
call upon for protection should sanction such cruelty as
the deserton Of father and mother for the of un
tanned Jehu And yet il it not stranger still that re-
fined hcires should far forget what is due to the honor
of her family But it all comes of boarding schools and
cheap novels What rejoicing there is among tho hon
est hard worng sovereigns of this free land that mil
lenum is dawning Is not there certainty of prefer
sex who have fo,nd ont the inter of the
titles that are spored by designing bpeds desttute alike
of brains and cash, The Boston press will never more
Lament the decrease IN the number Of MARRIAGES bnt m
into ecstses over the frequency Of wedding ceremonies
and the happiness OF the brides and the content Of the
lnidegrooms. Heirh ho after all what blessing the
dasbinr Frenc,man will be To his fellow mortalsi +
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TnK srkupN MONUMENT FEsrlvAL-Ihere seems to be
little room for doubt but that tho celebration at Airing
ton Spring tomorrow will be an event long to be re-
menbcred by our citizens A reference to our adver
tsng columns will show the reader that programme of
performances has been determined upon that affords in
sruction well entertainment to those who may be
present. Addresses will be made in English as well as
in German singing and dancing will diversity the enter
tainmcnt and the Tmngcei,de and Twnrcrein will turn
somcrscts and give other yhasc performances Tickets
bots,s aud restaurants and ,oata will IN, n, v,o !,
eoucown on the arrival of the procession To convey Tho
Marty 70 Arlington Snrino Tbouoh tbree boats vii, NV M
,p, tbe whole dav between fcor,etox and Arlinatop
,ho visitors of tho festiv,, ore reouested bv Tho nn,t
ten Of arrangements to start as early as nob i order
20 avoid tho LANDING hecom;na ten crowdod ~ AZ. ;
Of the arrival of the procession The two canal boats
u 81 ~, ,+ear, nrono,,or r,athcort s;,, ,, f 4
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ExcunsroNs-f winter has its peculiar charms in tho
shape of balls parties and abundance of indoor amuse
ments and cnoymcnts summer is equally prolific of out
door pleasures Pc-nics are the order Of the day and
moonlight excursions the order of the night; cccreas
and mint julcps arc in demand and watering places
thrive During the present season. Glymont Pavilion
appears be the avorc resort; the Central Washing
ton and Columbia Lodges Odd Fellows are going there
Assembly. church promisc an excurson to Fort wo.b
;poton ON "Wednesday NEXT and tho yioIont F;r corr,
nnv will en;ov tbemaelves NJ Ar,inpton ON Tho n 5,
be ecnrson of Tho so,son J, going 70 Plak;ton,s p,
v,,ion. and other excursions are announced for
DAYS Let the merchant leave his store and tho mechanic