The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1858-08-19
VARIETY.

PsovEzBs.-The following proverbs we find
,hance
II straw don't make the best bricks.
ntrrox bel thar has no turning.
money = sen; fiying out Of the window, it's
that CONES in NJ the door.
~, that pIea=es TO live must live to please.
man nav steal n hedge, whereas another
even as much as look at horse
rsr,s make long friends; and IL holds good
with YOUR land and your clothes
huy Of a fool Is known by there being nothing
nav put the cart before the horse, but you
axe him eat.
makes the gentleman-the want of it the
ari
wise men fall out, then rogues come by what
eir own.
rificrTe sacred things. or what others may
a. such, however absurd they may appear
-sr. say. 7 suppose Won don't know of nobody
= want 10 hire nobody to do nothing, don't
fhe answer was, 80 Yes, DON'T
bn't believe It's any use, this vaccination
Tankee SO T had n child vaccinated, and he
pf the winder 4 week arter, and got killed -
ne ,r7s i past= thou can'st not it recall.
NJ ~ rhor has employ the portion small
ne future s not, AMI may never he
fine present IS the only time for thee
Is be4uty Ike the engine on a railway,
she draws train after her, scatters the
trans7orts the mails, (males) and makes us
me and space.
you know who am 80 said police officer to
whom he seized by the throat. {" Not ex-
Er, but | reckon you are the malignant COL
s. impossible,'' said one politician to another.
where your party ends, and where the op-
begins"
n. SIR" replied the other, s if you were rid
pckass. # would be impossible to say where the
lei and the donkey began"
ius, what part OBJ de sermonies do de ladies
niFe when de 20 10 de church 80
1, Pompey, can't tell what dat is-can you
y, yes, uigga-don't you see dey observe de
rEL or a GIRL.-One of our exchanges speaks
ltiful girl who would prove a capital specula-
a s6rtane hunter Of the right sort Her voice
Fer, her hair Of gold, her teeth of pearl, her
rubies, and her eyes Of diamonds.
lltimOre Patriot has the following upon two
devotees TO Hymen:
youthful devotee. 10 the shrine Of Cupid
patel their perennial affections last week, in
IN section Of the city, upon the altar of hy-
ne roselte-cheeked bride had just emerged
fifteenth year-was an orphan and an
Iheintrepid bridegroom had seen but seven
nmers- So ardent and uncomfortable was
er attachment Of these young lovers, that no
over could dissuade them; and in the spring.
lfe has their adventurous matrimonial bark
nehei upon an untried sea of troubles. The
neglus the world with n salary Of two dol
nfrv a Uooy than tI,;a
- the Alps, or ascend 70 the eternal glaciers
Blanc. Nay the dream Of young love ripen
growing strong and beautiful in the placid
ITS heaven-born innocence
rs that Hr. Jones loaned Mr. Smith horse,
FL ShIie IN his (Smith's) possession. Mr.
ougnt suit 70 recover the value Of the horse
ng ms death to bad treatment. During the
the trial a Witness-,tr. BrowH-was called
and TO testify as to how tho defendant used
very merry twinkle in his eve.
iinperturbable)- )-'' Well, sir, how does Mr..
enerally ride horse 80
s-(With very merry twinkle in his eve,
e imperturbable) -s' A straddle, believe.
Ier-(with scarcely perceptible flush of vex
90 ms cheek, but still speaking in his smooth
r." But, sir, what gait does he ride 90,
lie never rides any gate, sir-his boys
the gases''
fer-(his bland smile gone and his voice
ausky)-" But how does he ride when in
" with o,hers,-' "
p Keeps up if his horse is able: if not he
(hiud.'' '''' ''e
FerI(triumphantiy, and in fury" How
rIie when he is alone 30
p. Don't know-never was with him yrber
tlone' MN "neh
ler-" have done with you, sir.''
DfFFEeEscE BETWEEN SUNDAY RELIGION Am
hE1GIoS--The tides come twice day in
narOor, but they only come once in sevan
Fiod's harbor Of the sanctuary. Tbev -;ss ~,
eoo Monday, and are down and out all the
ne week Men write over their store door.
business, and over the church door.
90 IN there" 6. Let us have no secnIar
'ne pulpit, they say "we get enough of
ougn the week in New Fork There Is all
ana biting selfshness. and knives. and
And T hncets, and hurry, and work. and
we want repOse, and sedatives, and
ollm- Here let us have poetry. We want
'ymhs and to hear about Heaven and CAL
m. ?r.' We want the pure Gospel, without
Ih'ermixture And so they desire to
p'Yus, quiet Sabbath, full of pleasant ina
al al peacefai reflections but when the day
ir IS iaid aside. They will take by the
H..
"na. thou owest, 1t is Monday.'' And
minister ventures to hint to them some
oa' Their fellow men, they say, 60, you
Joa' preaching. You do not know how to
o~9 debts, and cannot tell what man
% DO IN his intercourse with the world.''
not allowed to go into the week. If the
sp'es II IN his store, he throws it over the
!, tne clerk sees it in the bank. he kicks it
door. fit is found in tie street, the null
sue ~ pelting it with stones, as il it were a
i ron nenagerie, and shouting. g Back
.ou have got out Of Sunday % There
pon In all this II is mere sentimeutalism.
~saongs to every day to the place Of busi-
.ueh as the church.
an ancient beifry there is clock, and
e1 the old sexton winds it mp bat It has
ai-piate nor hands. The pendulum swings,
goes. ticking, ticking. day in and day
ICED and useless What the old clock IL,
Chamber, keeping time to itself. bat never
- enat IS the mere sentimentality OF Feli-
Ga aoose life, in the region Of airy thoueht;
p 20 the top Of Sunday. but without dial q