Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1858-04-23
NISCELLAN NY

-..p MON .r.. J,ng-,.. fr,m un'
OFF, ..,.u ...... ef..r ,sias me day
ou s,a,. imr,rt,n. question. am ',cans
WV ms,. an. a-d d1rir. wsieh he
er,mmaur,I ,,ry much. vhlca -, a broth
81. Do, opponent on opposition. t. smiling
Th.s ana .yel him very much. AMI he in
elegantly demanded 90 know vhy the esn
t,man 'r,m WA au.hiug q, him.
- ~. smiling "a, your msnu.r IT max.
ing monkey laos .ir, 90 w,s the reply
"Ob make morkry f'c- DO II Well
YOU have u, reason u try the cNPcrimrn,
Tor roirrs la' ssr'd eos i,s ,routl,.
The Hammer vas distinctly heard, amid
the roar Of laughter, calling the house to
ordsr
A,l,r-yman VS. snicavorius TO instruct
one orli. sunday school scholars, a plough
by On the ra,ure of miracle.
"Nov, my by, !" said De, "surpose you
~ere {, .cs the .un ~, in The middle OF the
night, VIA, should y,u call 'hai''
"Thc mune, pleas, SUI"
". bat" aid ,lc clergyman, Sup
poe you knew tha, 10 was p,. the mnon.
bu, a., sun, thai yul saw DC actually rise
IN heuil3'soi thc uish,-whai should YOU
Think
"P.,asr, Sur. l should think It was time
70 e; %"
Adm .tt,, newly cos'srd. rrr.cn'-i to
tie al.ar, one IA ,rni0s. pair 90 boo,s,
ti- !. OF one Of which Va, much longer
than ,.e other.
low couos it that these boots are not
% the .ari- ltDs,ha"
- really don't know, .ir-sut what
bothsrs me the ms, j. that the pair down
stair. ar, ia the same Is"
Al.ck Gr,cn, the brother Of Gen. Tom
Gr,,u. Clark Of the Suprgrne Court Of Tex
a., vas a-suins clsc iu Austin some tine
since before Ju.,icr A. who, " clothed
with lii,l, brief authority" frli the ina
portnee Of bis position. Green quoted de-
eisiou after I,yi,iun OF She Suprcme Court
in defense of disposition. The Judgment II
the Justice was: lie i' the opinion Of il.s
Cou,, that ,he Supreme Cour, yrryd."
Galveston Civilian.
4 wccgru cti,orsud bis wife were walk.
iRs ouJ ia the bright moonlight. one even.
log The VT, VA. Of an exceedingly Po,,i.
cal nature. and aid 20 her mate Notice
that mo,n-how bright. AMI calm. AMI
belgnul." Couldn't ,hink u noticing
it, r.;urn-! Che editor, tor anything
D.. than ,he usual r,t-s-a dollar aud sity
cent. lur tNel,c line,
"Myuh,er, % va know what for We
call our BOY llau,9"
o. n.,. rally"
-"... ltlr en- y,a. D.rr- reason We
c.,.. ..... .. ISL. 10. oau..
Maa.,u.s. ,.a,t. AMI ~ t, win
h-, tHr'.c u r.''t,.p-. Hs, sailor,
iu e. ii uu. v . I.,I. ,.u.- 90 ,a- ,,u.pr,I
AMI .,a,- a, 'H. uailm,,,. bat never touch
tie helm ,H,,h.r
Il WHO d. '.l,, {, Pr, ut duty break. a
thr,,l ia ,ly Iupu,. anu VA, fnd the a4S
when he may have forgotten 10. ,-,u-r
[Bsecher.
When will water stop running down bill
when 1t gets u the bottom.
HoSror,Tuie BrrH. Iis one hop to
nat. aiI. let the rat swim through a mill
pond. ,hsu bottle the contents d the pond
"to BE- shaken before taken"
Lori Che,t.rs-ld heard it remarked that
man Is the only creature endowed with the
power Of laughter.
True said bis Lord.aiP, and you
may add, psrbaP', be j. the only creature
that deserves 10 Be- laughed az"
An Iri,hmln attending Quaker meeting.
heard a youn: Friend make the following
announcement
brethren and sisters. an goins To
marry daughter Of the Lord.
Path. and he j,her., and IL will be a
lon: time before you sc your fa,her.in.l.w'"
erei Pat.
TIE New YORK Tribune says the French
eomn,rrill hous have ordered their cor.
rvr,..i-n,- in tbi- country TO remit IN bill.
ou L,u..on, in-saI Of Paris, they having
no confidence in the stability Of NapoleOn''
government.
when LAZY Wallace sent polite note
to Mr. Harris. Of Convent Garden. oGtrins
h,m comedy FOR nothing. he observed that
her lady.hip knew the exact value Of IT,
A chap out West who had been afflicted
with P'lPitaiiln " the heart, says he found
instant rellei by the application Of another
palPi'a'ins heart to the part aaseted.
KFES WIZ. There are people who talk
with their whole body. The Frsnehman
talks with bis arms, shoulders and head :
sYankse with his eyes and face.