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Ginfinnati.
COUNT ERF EITi!
CAUTION TO PARTIES PURCHASING
NJ DTKEeC

TO PARIlkS PURCHASING
S. N. PIXIES
TNHE undersigned, manufacturer and sole EEH
i proprietor of the above brand Of Wits tsE@sEI
ky, would respectfully inform his customers -
and purchasers of this celebrated brand, that there
has appeared in the Charleston and other Southern
markets counterfeit of the above Whisky, being a
poisonous imitation, branded similar to his brand; II
passes under the name Of s. n. Dikes Magnolia Wits
ky Cincinnati, Ohio and other names similar to 8 N
Pike. AS there is party in this city OF the name OF
:. n. Dixie is intended To impose and deceive those
who would purchase the genuine brand make this
to put parties their guard, as there are
several persons in the and west making an mit-
ton, and using my with slight alteration j
have analysed several samples Of this counterfeit
brand and found that it contains deadly poison; this
fact alone inpes 10 caution the public-protect
those who are liable be deceived, and prevent the
evil results attending the Of this poisonous mta-
ton also hereby caution the couDterfeters of my
brand that will prosecute them to the full extent Of
the law The genuine ) " Pixies Magnolia Whisky
is distilled from the best qualities Of Rye and Corn
and is warranted free from any deleterioUs obnox-
ious compound it being pure and healthy beverage.
Many parties have recently commenced making a
brand Of Whisky CALLED Magnolia, but they an
imitation Of my trade brand be careful and get the
only genuine Magnolia Whisky made in the United
States, and distilled only by
SAM'L y. PIKE,
Nos. is and 20 Sycamore street,
apr20-ly Cincinnati Ohio.
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lIotl's Patent igrIfuIfuraI Furnasfs.

Nhis Aftste 49, e1al4sffnctsa u e1srgseEce q
II slaskos1A0a fran lie AnertnAn teszilsts, thai
simple. poFtsois. a11 ieS-pFcsd fafnsce. tnaEh
aoeled ~ afmeFz fF hs4lins and sseamlEE foua ssa
ssf many meeAAniesl ana dsHarsfte paFFseEa = -
silie. t1st received Nm <TfNAfI
No. "a Harkrs szrre&
slse ce@i cooklag Rzasss. Az al eookng slssss
i0T esal VS.
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Paper Hanging.

A IL kinds OF Plain and Decorative Paper Hanging
"a done In the best manner, and cheapest prices, by
.atk 4. b. FRANKLIN
~ Orders left at Vim. Rear's No. II Deaderick
street will he promptly attended To-
RDiusxcss. -Messrs. A. r. Crozer, Jos White
n. Burns, Horn a son, l. NJ Gorbey JANIS
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Creditors Of Charles Tones.

TN pursuance OF an order made at the November
Term 1857. of the Chancery Court at Nashville, all
persons having claims against the estate oil CHARLhs
ToAEs decd hereby notified 10 file their claims
legally authenticated with the Clerk and Master Of said
Onurt on or before the first Monday in May next, or
yhey will be forever barred.
C. D. BRIEN, C. NJ,
marl3-4w Chancery Court at Nashville.
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BENZ. +. Shields Sales.

ID bGUI-AR Asouoa Sales Il FURNITURE, COOKING
IL UIfSSIIs CAffEafSGS, AZ, every Saturday
nsruitE ~ 10 oclock-
ID BSUIAR ABctioa sAiss q Dry Goods, Claihing ahd
II vzFirtes eseh Wednesday saa FFslay rxeliag a
sAEly Gas I4Eh1, b.
gan. Ia Bf,SJ. p Silik11S-
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Coal Cooking stoves,
RIRD CAGES

WE nave a great variety q beautiful BTxp cAsEs
w the handsomest assortment ever brought 20
Nashville, which will sell cheap for cash.
feb3O-u J. w WILSON
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WIN. STEWART.
MANUFACTURES oF
Copper, Tin, and Sheet Iron Ware,
NO. IA SOUTH MARKET STREE
Nashville. Tenn.

Nashville, Tenn.
HAVING succeeded the late arm -
IL stewart 4 Oven and retained
the esd stand prrfztTesi g. attend % T|uF&
the demands Of has odd enslEHsers ana <<s5<
pubic generally. lie has n store, -S-
aud Si constantly be Fscsiving aIa-
pc supplies q
stoves, Wares, and Crates,
Plain and Enasaclsa N1assEzzDsIEssx NANTtss and
6SRnEs SrArtEs; AID IA short, every thing usually
kcfa Ia siul lar establishments
HIS as<zstlnetlt q steges Challenges competlIion
esnprislas every stsie ana variety. He has Tie
Wroaght-fron Cooking Stoves,
Smang oshers--An article Shch IA great demand
lie MI MANUFACTURES faT fr trade retail and
20 order al kinds - Tn and sheet Urea Ware, aa4
krsp csinst4atly "a land iarFe zssoEtl1cnt
he fae atfzalin Is ali be cstzkitzhEneaa
pieagng himself 10 e1tifx safiSl4fisnn-
M STEWART,
Jan IS Sa. Ia se1lh Market street
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Lumber, Lumber, Lumber.

C,oUARE CEDAR and all other kinds Of Lumber can
= be had at the Iavergne Saw Mills on the Nashville
and Chattanooga Railroad, 10 miles from Nashville,
i,noa-6m J. W. BIRDWEII-
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30 Nm EN MA GE.

No 40, College Street
TENTS Calf "S7iTTHED DOWN'' n. 6. shoes:
VI e 3" English Laced shoes:
" u :. Waterproof stitched Bouts;
large assortment IT very low prices by
fcbG--u JOHN EAMAGF.
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PcnnSylvaMia Nai,road.

20 - 81
THE undersigned Is authorized n issue bills of lad
Il ing for the delivery of freight rough 10 an the
EASTERN CITIES. by the way Of plTrSRURG and the
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD II Is scarcely necessa-
~ 70 allude 10 the weestahlished reputation Of the
!. X X, Tor regularity and speed, and shippers will
readily appreciate the convenience II having the 0,r
ny OF htrotnh il IF iadfRq fr4f rate without
charges on the way. For further Information apply
10 n =, pf,.tyt-xr Fi-s
Aug. o. Eash,.ii.
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harness, IIarness!,

ATOIiCE--l AVE removes iny Harness shop from
~ I.a.rrick street 80. v Cup stairs) south side
11bic r-saarr, eeTe shall constantly up On hand
v-f.-ts VI Coach ana Buggy Harness. ld also APP
sisa fgh s@ia Cssll<Fs.
Lac n-u q. T. Hfhf1slNS-
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Transportation.
FIR EIGHT RATES
Charleston and Savannah
Nashville and Stations on n. s.
Railroad. west Of StevensOn
Eaz7 s=H

FRS; Class, (inciudng Hats) per 100 .......sl IS
j 90
Ihird tiass $500. s.......... so
Snecial Rates for Furniture Sc . 30
A NOMfElllioN between Steamers and propellers
~ plying between New York and Charleston ard
SaNahhah mas caused reduction Steamers freichts
on through Goods As their charges NAV nnctuate
we give above the rates from Charleston or Savannah
70 nashville Al the same time guarantee the cost
sha h"t exceed nj any time prior lst &C June the
I'-s as heretofore advertised Through Rates from
View YORK and Philadelphia Nashville in connertion
WIN hareston and savannah Steamship Lines viz:
FIRST Flass. per 100. ....-. a. %
Second Class 90 -
Third Class -" ''''''''-' -
Special Rates -. 49, GO
'o'lseh ""o1ls W Agent Central Railroad Savannah
OvercharC"S and damages (cxcert damaecs oocur
ing Al sea- viii he promn;y settled heretofore
For further information Cards giving rlassinc,
tion 6c, apply 10 me at the Y. sc RAILROAD penot on
BY mail 10 CHAS W ANDFpSoN- -
feb22-f ce,.r,t -.
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GET THE REST.

THE GENUINE AAlBROFYPfs-lhe Premium Picture
Il Is beyond eomparsna the Oest style u ilkeaess
yet introduced aud stands without rival:
Time cannot change them,
lae ht canslss fade thcn,
Ianfncss cannot mould them,
Dust never reach thees,
R1st cannot carHoie them.
Made as heretofore BY LAicOAinE Corner q Cherry
and Isoa strssts, ana pa np up Top ssyls ~ E@si
srn prices.
ar Made At no other reelas n Nashvfns
n j2n1A--0 tsfft
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TRUNKS! TRUNKS.

4 OPTIONAL sUPILIs Just received a large
u stock Of Cheap Trunks.
JOHN RAMAGF
marl0-u A. College street.
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TRUNKS. TALISES. &C.
ladies' extra size sole Leather Trunks.
% " Travelling
d" q" Preach - with Trays;
Gents fine sole Leather Trunks.
NalIs.s.
80 Russell Nalses.
Together with Carpet Bags. Black Rags Satchcls
&c All Of which offered at low rates tar cash
Jan-5 SNNIER x FRIZIFII-
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KIND WORDS.

The following pathetic lines. are fa-
theirs reply to young gentleman who
had solicited the hand of his daughter in
marriage, -.. 81 ,,....... ....-s..-., 81.
"BehOld. commit my daughter unto thee Of special
trust" --.. AL. ..... .... .
Precious and IovelyI yield her to thee a...
Take her, the gem of thy dwelling TO be
She, who was ever my solace aud pride,
Glldes from my bosom to cling to thy side.
Guard her with care, which must never decline,
Make her thy day star, she long has been mine
Lonely, hcnceforth is my desolate lot;
What is the casket where the jewel is not
Soothe her in sorrow and brighten her smile
Chide her most gent ly, II folly beguile; 1at
One US unsulled, as truthful in heart,
From the ''Good Shepherd" will never depart.
Take her, and pray that thy arm may be strong,
Safely to shield her from danger and wrong;
Be 10 her all that her heart hath ortrayed,
Then Ger thy path there will gather no shade
Now she doth love thee as one without spot,
Dreams of no sorrow to darken her lot:
joyful, yet truthful, I yield her to thee,
Take her, the light of lhy dwelling to be.
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WHIsKET Roor.-Some time ago.
wrote you that there was such thing in
this country as whiskey "root," you
disbelieved. take my revenge by send
ing you the specimen. 1t is what the
Indians call "Hick.o>kce." :" 1t grows in
Southern Texas, on the range of the sand
bills. bordering on the Rio Grande, and
in gravel sandy soil. The Indians eat it
for its exhlarating effect on the system,
producing precisely the same at alcoholic
drinks. 1t is sliced, as you would a cu>
cumber, aud these small pieces chewed.
and in about the time that comfortable
tight cocktails would 'stir the divinity"
within you this indicates itself; only its
effects are what l might term o little
k'a"v' Drifting, giving rathera wilder
scope to imagination and actions. 1t can
De sliced and d,ied. and in this way the
Indians preserve it, then parch and serve
1t up as coffee or tea. 1t is evidently Of
cactus species, and it itresemhles that more
than any other plant. have never seen
this particular root mentioned in any
work, and believe these-and specimens
sent 10 The editor Of the Southern Courier
Ito be the only specimens sent from the
State. l5wish, you would have theseisn:
alysed. and publish the result Iexas
Cor. Ne'0 Orleans PtcGyune. ra!
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TERMS.


Cooper's Clarksbure Register Is published in
Clarksbprg, Va, every Friday morning. at
$500 petnnnum, in advance, or ut the expiration
of six months from the time Ufsubscri bing; Aftcr
which 81, ,50will invariably bo charged. ~ %
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rid han six months. --7a ,.-r-.,
No paper will be discontinued except at the op-
tion OF the proprictors. until all arroar1ges arc
paid ur-and those who do not odel their pallor
to be discontinued ut the end of thoir term OF
subscription, will be considered Us desiring to
hGveit itcontinued.fJ JEEtUS aGs :ga.gsf8 lai,ar
Advertisements, will be inserted at 800 per
square "f twelve lines for the first three inser-
tions, all twenty cents for each subsequent
insertIon' ,a,!o'Ge .e1i -Gtl-- -iEs g.
AibCral deduction on the above rates will be
made tc those who advertise by the year.
No advertisement counted less thRn square.
The numner of insertions must be specified, or
the advertisement will be continued and charged
acknowledgements ofcandidates for office $2,On.
Marriages and Deaths inserted gratis. -sr
All cCInmu nications, to insure attention must
Be accn'paniCd by the authors name and post
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DAD MoRroN's BETA SroRY OF YER
MoNr.-"Dad's friend" writes to the New
I"Ik Evening Post: "."L
Uucle Morton, better known at Hyde's
in Ludbury, Vermont, as Dad" is a ia
nous story-teller, in both senses Of the
word, for he not only tells many, but
they are generally OF the most Munchau
seni,h kind. In fact he has drawn SO
long bow in the way Of romance, that
being nearly 80 years OF age, he now re-
peaIs his old 6ctions as indisputable facts.
The following is too good TO be lost, and
| give it verbatim. only wish l could
give you the matter ofJfact. on oath ma
ner in which he expresses its truth.
had been talking with the old man Of the
sensible manners and customs of our fore
fathers. and their success in doing the
business Of life. when he broke out:
II tell ye,. them ancestors of our'n
didn't do nolhin' Railways But there's
an awful faIlin' off sence them times.
Why, in my time, when | was boy,
things vent on more economical than
now. We all worked My work was to
take care of the hens and fchickings,
| dad is famous for his handling Of the
alphabet and iIIAell yer how raised
'em. You know Use a very thinkin'
child, alters athinkin' 'cept when Use
as:eep. Well it came on me one night to
raise ~ big lot of.chickings from one hen;
and Ill tell ye how did it. took an
old whiskey barrel and filled it up with
fresh eggs, and then put it on the south
side OF tie barn. with some horse manure
around it. and then set the old hen on
the buny hole. The old critter kept her
S"ttin, and in three weeks | heerl little
peep tLen put my ear to the spigol
when the perpiny gr.'wed Ike " swarm OF
bees. didt say anything to the folks
about the hatchin'. for they ID all.the time
told me l was fool, but The next NOR
MIN Knocked the heed out ofthe barrel.
and GOV, red the barn floor two deep all
over with chickings. Now. you may
laugh as much as you please, but it's
true" .a d
When hear better story, will give
it you . a.f1aa
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THE DEVIL IN KANSAS.

AN IMITATION OF BYRoN's "DEy1L's DRIVE. ;"
'The Devil returned to hell at two
His majestv's hour for dinner
where-he swallowed down boiling " Stew
or the latest captured sinner;
With tumbler Of whiskey fine,
Sweetened with arsenic and strychnine.
Then a note was handed to him by an Imp,
Which a Western post mark bore; a#
When his majesty rose to his feet with limp.
Broke open the seal-read ard swore-
Reader, believe-'tis true as these stanzas-=
Twas an invitation 10 Kansas
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gutta perchaI of half inch. bore, and at.
tached to thefhelmet Just at the bump
OF sell>esteem. The escape valve is be.
low it. The lifeline. BY which signals
are transmitted. is passed through loop
on the right eye. glass. SO that the slight,
est motions are telt. He usually deScends
part ef the way, at least. on rope lad
der, but is sometimes lowered by the life.
line from he first. The pressure eof air
is gradually increased as he goes lower,
mere force being required. of@course. TO
supply the air. Iftbe pump is worked
by hand. it requires four men to tend it
two Of them turning at once. and fre.
quently changing. Two 'tenlers" stand
by-one holding the hose. and The other
the lifeline +; The latter literally holding
the divers life in his hands, as any mat.
tention to the signals frequently might
cause his death. Once, on the bottom or
on the ship. our norman walks about or
walks as elsewhere. -aal1
Our divers for months past have aver
aged, perhaps, four and a half hours un.
der water, and hard at work, per diem.
They have frequently, however, been
down six and even eight hours, in water
from thirty to sixty feet deep. They can
descend in water one hundred and fifty
feet. but do not like to work deeper than
100 teet-the increased pressure sensibIy
the head at a greater depth
The large pay which divers receive, and
she extra Recommendations which they
have on board here, made all the fore
castle men anxious to enlist when recruit
was required ; but very many were
to give it up on single trial,
vile others. (Iike ljarris, went regular.
Iy to work from the first day. They all
have sta,erooms to sleep in. and place
at the mates table and for some of
them. who have; always BEEN sailors be-
fore the mast. at ten or fifteen dollars per
month. with forecasIle fare. the change,
triple pay, makes quite q ia.
vorable turn Of fortune. .tta t.rfl Z
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country. II feeling, a..lssst. he was a

young man stilI.
In Sep,ember,yI851, he was nominated
for Governor by the, Democrats OF his
State, and in obedience to an honorable
practfce which Dug ht to be more common
| in the North! he INSTANTLY vacated his
seat in the Senate The canvass was an,
mated, and the contest warm, but heswas
defeated by about a thousand votes,
and Mississippi remained in the hands oI
the enemy. Ex Senator Davis retired
to his plantation., and once more found
solace and occupation in the study Of pol
When Mr.. Pierce. was nominated for
the Presidency. the result in The States ol
Mississippi. Tennessee. and louisiana
being very doubtful. Mr.. Davis took the
stump in his behalf. OF all the South
ern Democraticls speakers. he was perhaps
the most jealous and effective. q 10 the
judgment Of, political managers no; one
stood higher than he; and his engages
ments to the close of the campaign were
more than he could fulfil. 70 aaS3a 5iii
Partly yinreward4of these services, and
partly i'll consequence of his obvious ,ear
pacity for, the post. be was chosen by
President Pierce to fill the responsible
position ofiSectetaly of War. He dis<
chargedsthe duties Of that office tostthe
general satisfaction of the army during
the whole of Preident Perce's term Of
Office. His Reports are eminently cred.
liable, and evinces high order of ad.
ministrative ability. 1t is deeply to be
regretted that his disagreements with'the
Commander,in in, Chief whose popularity
with the people at large is almost unpar.
alleled-were ever permitted to see the
light HH'2 fei .isa l'eH
Az the close of President Perce's ad
ministration. MIR. Davis was. again chosen
United States Senator by the Legislature
of Mississippi. His peculiar force. the
devotion he has so often evinced to the
interests of the South. and bis unswerv,
ing fdelityftolthes,c cardinal principles oi
the Democrats faith. pointed him out as
an available leader of the Administration
party in Congress. II is expected that,
ere the session progresses much hHfurthef,
he will vindicate the wisdom of the selec-
lion. s#tif
Colonel !, Davis married some years
since, a daughter of General Zachary Tay-
lor. AT her death he married lady
whose amiabiIity and tact have made hin
many friends. ~ q saj gaa4d
In the North. Colonel Davis is regar-
ded- somewhat upjustly. perhsps-as a
type Of the Southern 'itereslerI Many
persons who have never seen him fancy
him quarrelsome, petulant, hot headed
I'turbalent. His appearance ID the Senate
does not justify these views. Aprim
smoolh> looking man. with atprecise man.
-ner. suf soldierly carriage, and coidaex-
PRESTON; his head fuller. seemingly, ol
statistics and hard, dry principles, Than
anything else; his voice cool and firm
without tremor or excitement; he is the
last person spectator would pick out .as
u "tire eater" In his own country he is
intensely beloved chief from his kind
and gentle disposition. He is man o.
whom Mississippi may well be proud. !
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EDirGo1Rs:IA good editor. q competent
newspaper conductor. is, like a general or
peet-born, not. made. Exercise and
experience give facility. but the qualiti-
cation is innate, or is never manifested.
On the London daily papers all the great
historians, novelists, poets, essaytsts, and
writer's of travel. have been tried, and
nearly all have failed. We, might say
alI; for. after display Of brlliancy. brief
but grand. they died out literally. Their
resources were exhausted. AZ J, cam 2
said the late editor OF the Times, 10 Moore
find any number OF men Of genius 20
write for me. but very seldom one man
of common sense. fThe thupderers' IN
the Times. therefore. have, so far IS we
know, been men oficommon sense. Near
ly all successful editors have been men Of
this description. Campbell; Carlile. Bull
wer.. and D'lsTaeIi failed; Barnes. Ster.
ling aud Phillips succeeded. In England
editors rarely. write for their journals
They read. select and "cut out tbe. work. :"
10. this country with q few. exceptions.
editors have not only 10 read. select and
'.cut out the work" but do the wiring
too. On .the whole. American editors
are the Ia hardest ysfkipg men in shs
HoFlo'.5 rs,sts - ss fgsE m ~ sHs
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WILDeCAT MONEY.


The recent annoyance, consequent ups
on the suspension Of specie payments.
bring to mind an incident which occurred
something like twenty years ago. in
western city. The story may have been
published. but wesdo not remember ,hav-
ing seen it inyprints; at all events W will
telEit, and runsthe risk:i4 ri be1p. ! +.
AT the time of which we speak ia GER
tain gentleman having in his possession
ten or.Lwelye, hundred dollars on a bank
ing institution out west. went up to- the
counter, one fine morning. and addressed
the teller in the following language:
GOOD morning. sir. BesuliluI 5weath-
er. Ahem i have something over "a
thousand dollars worth of your money in
my pocket. Do you redeem?"
The teller says ''good morning."
smiles blandly, and answers, "We5re
deem. sir, hut to not pay specie. 80
You do not pay specis. hey Z ,Sus'
pended 1.suppose ~ jagsa s1i b ..sJae
'Suspended.'s1 adj aeGJ roitaz
what do you redeem with then?' was
the next question. u 1ad 1
h with bills on; other banks replied
the clerk. most pleasantly. soY sgHH
'And those. Izpreshme. are also nou-
specie paying banks2' ai- l5 ,staa
'lt's very prubablethey are. sir bow
ing very politely. 81 s15 .e1iil
'Well then, sir. what kind of bills can
you let me have? d io1 5sa
Most any kind. Give you Red Cat.'
Cant stand is s
'Well. then. how's Gray Cst?.
'Wouldn't give straw for barrel OF
it, gss s n y.us0 I'M sfas
'What.do you say to Black Cat?'
''Taint worth cuss.' sEQ AA3ssaa .as.
SWELL. then. lPlltry and accommod ate
you with White Cat.' 81 81 a7ds
1t wouldnst be any accommodation at
all. l don't want your Internal Wild
Cat money-neither,R Red Cat. Grey Cat.
Black Cat, White Gat or Tom Cat /
wouldn't use it to litter horse with
Haven't you, got some money on eastern
banks?'m a5a4n s7sa yed! 85Is 5e,l Z
No. .sir''-softly. and very polite
'eastern banks are principally ispeeie-Pay-
ing institutions h3ssaolq ha6 la3s =
If not eastern, then.sbase yourbil on
any other banks that do yay spaeie?' 3
NO, sir, bowing most cogrteousty.
We'll, then drawing his package
from his pocket with a. desperate express
sion of cOuntenance--tCsn you give me
tolersblyl executed counterfeit bills OF
any of the. banks ithattdo pay specie! 'si
No. s1Rl, very loud : and looks asi
he felt himself insulted. i1ra bgS Svs q
EF Always doubt the sincerity Of
.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-05-07

The following is a specimen OF
sharp. shooting between q coquette and
'Yoamsh'ars angels when you woo the maid,
But devils when the marriage VOW Is paid L. Z 4
The lover MOTTO be out done, replied
as followsss .a9as4is bsbss7isos sef 1al
.Ths change. dear girl. is easily forgiven. a
We find We arc in hell instesd Of heavsn., /
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-05-07

-.nRTA young Ifishnsn who had mar
ried when about nineteen yeprs Of age,
com pIaining of The difficulties 70 which
early marriage subjected him, said he
would never marry 20 young again, y be
lived to be aS 6dId as AiAthasailtn.