Weekly Council Bluffs bugle. (Council Bluffs, Iowa) 1857-1860, 1858-03-10
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Postsaacash o, soon afssr Il was hrss ss-
tahliaAaA; fortaaasslys iaaa ia st@s 80
wianesss she following amusing aesas:
Whils che aesgasog waa explaining 10
~ the myssaFidus working IL che galvaa-
ID aurqaas and tho modas egsgaa6 aa isa
application Ia transmitting inteliAgsncaI
haswsan distaas plaass, D sall and pagtic-
ulaxIy angAanly spesimen u ths genus
home. asalked into tbs aiAee. 10 was
! aaIl, maacUlass bRawasy fellow, q the
spesias Pike, and 10 ja&ga iron his
brus0ue Haaunass and uaeoaeh appear
aasss hAa mawaya awals ON ths fronsisrs
or somewhere aear s9ndowns outside Of
the pals al civilizations bis sA0wed symp~
soms of rapid walk, and hastily lnqair"
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cit a. siFs1 Fsplisd the operates po-
Italy.
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ss Good Pya gos rita smart job fur
ys, laEs thar aEoRa san up this mornings
IN aiah ALFRED splusasF, / clean target
my dog 81 the tavsrn. He's 3 mighty
powsrsal good dog, stranger / cell ysus
agssa 'sRixs 4 Newfoundland and .
rsglaR bull--amagt - mountain cats
asd IL ssoaG AZ a griEslsy bar be k1n
whip has kafe In wild saaa and half
grown painGsx thRewad In eyaxy day, an
Il With any monsy to hant Enjins, an
aAaaia iast whaR Pua . gwinss an wAns
res - talegEafE him down bar in doubls
quick ah0ra meter, fur the steamboat is
) gwaans ID leave IN IN hour, an wouldn't
lone thai dog fur = heap"
" observed eomIeal expression Fit
aYas tbs operators gsunAenanea as be
pretended 10 nesa dgwn description at
shs miaaing animal, and answered 'sall
gighs gaE." to 40 assurances o. the part
al his excited customer that be woald
aEdrap In AFTER the deg IN half &n hour. ]"
hhen be Fskuxued che kFst object that
attracted has attention was . stub"ta1i
Pug Of she mosa dimiF utiva pFop0rtins
which was tied to the leg Of the opera
zosor's kAhla, aud aalnLad him "a ha 81
tered with q shriu bowl wowi wew!
sFYou are juas In time sir. Here IL
yOuR dog all o. &" 0nly little out
Of breath, owing to shs Eapidity Of his
iournsys said the operator hlandly.
ssWhat 2'' INTERCEPTED Pike striking
80 astitmas expressive sf @sssaasAms#s
whicA waa TOO pregnant for woTds.
Ssnars sir, lied 10 she sabla.N
aWhas that tssny springlin' ap Is
sled har ny dog 7 You den't meaa TO
say shas ded deagnaa, shoFs legged, httls
saains cred, lop cared, mangy beast 10
ny dog T Nina u Ehs hass dog in Ore
Ron--a wAallopin, big splsndia animal,
. Tsxiag hsauty--a swe hmnaxsd pomnass
sir. Phewt cuss snaks." At tails paint
shs gpsmkax, having exAansssd ais voeah-
alaEy, stopped 70 saks breath.
tsFary Singular, extraordinary sinRa-
lar, Il nay say." Has yOur correspond
ass saada missaks And Forwarded tbs
wroag suimal 90
ssMlssaka be ceased! Is's . EsgGax swim
Ola, air. That blasted savaFn-ks@pss apI
char has Stale nag dag, and cent ns this
infesnal littls rams In hia place. Whassa
the damage y
aEothing, ~ yoa have failed To geaI
the rsahs dor, p replied the operator; who
ieaned us Ii an apFoaRona burst Of mar
rimans 81 Pike left the oEAes swearing ~
waa going Up 10 Dsyson 70 scalp thai
aod Foseads dog atealing tavern kespeF.