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The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1858-12-01
IHpo7-'s for he yep 1878.
Tolal imaorts ior lac yoar........-a.s2s,6I.a. Is

Efp9.t1 Jof lie yeu' I301-'8.
r0neKiie pf11lee.. e...........s s55l. .95I Ol3
Fore sn produce aud mershniise.... 2G,56u,2lI
l'fmesIis specie & bullion. Si3I 30 'r --
fJrSign do ., 10 22j,9ul ...
, E19 -
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To.sI exporls for the year -. aN.6lrIgl

Tossle exports FOR the year ...... 3A.6ilt2I
This shows an excess ofexports over imports
Of $42,o3l,27l, an amount just about equal to
the exporS Of domestic specie. Included IN the
exports Of domestic prOdu:s for the wear were
Sl31 1885, ,6G1 value in cotton aglinst Sl3l ,56j,.
S59 for the previous year, remalk kable coinci-
dence OF figures. We annex comparative
summary Of the imports for the last fourteen
years:
LapOrfs into he U. States from Foreign Po'ts.
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This shows falling oil, in round numbers Of

TINS shows falling OIL, in round NUMBERS, Of
ninety-two millions in dutiable goods, and a
gain in both free goods and specie The fin
crease in Zee goods is made upentirely of art
cIes added to the free list by the tariff of 1851
The total imports are S18,276,99l less than for
the previous year; but in ,lutiable merchandise
the total is less than for any previous year since
1852. We also annex comparative summary
OF the exports for the same period
Exports .fOm tie United States 10 Foreign Port
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ending Duta- FIRE. Specie & Tnl1l
June j be. goods bullion. imports
ls4S $50 acc 724 1871 ,J9s 5000 2i2 ll72j4 SOD
1876 sc r2iO5S 20,99upo7 3.777,134 l2ld9l, ,197
lSf1 lea, ,779002 l165l ,StT "a I2l 28g JAG 545C}9
1879 l25419 IA IS 72G42j 6.65' 2i0 l47, ,sb7, ,439
l5a0 l55,i31, l36 lS,0S $50 4623,Ty2 6,l36,3!e
1887 l9i,llS,s45 10 652 a9j 5.453.592 2l6,2
1872 lc3.252 3US 2Ile1,590 5.505, ,04t 2l2.g4j4t2
1883 236 595 ll3 27 7,S2,l52 4,2Ol 3S2 257 97S 6t1
1855 22l.37S, ,lS4 1880, ,52i d59Sl2 26l ass 52G
1886 257,6Si,2a6 52,745,G74 4,207,6 3iI 6a9 g52
1857 294, l60,s95 4,267 ,5O7 l2i6l199 360 500 l4I
1858 e03, 2e3,S-5 6lO44TT9 lg 214, 1876 282 6l3 Il
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Cemmsrro Of the United states.
LFrom lIr \. Y. Jouln.lpi Commsrcs ]

" rom The N 4 Joufnal1N Commerce
We are now enabled 10 crescent, from oilieal
Sources our usual statcmenteT the koreignscoin-
merce Of the United States FOR the hast fiscal
year. Thesc tables hsye been anxously Looked
Tar, as they represent period Of nnasual ilnc-
tuatons in the business of Tic county, and lhey
will Therefore lie stalicd with interest by all
classes Of readers. The Eilowing will slow
the total ioreign imports ard exports at all the
ports Of the United States ior the fiscal year
Guiding june 81, 1853:
Inpu-'s for Tie year l857-'s.
.utsSS N,oois'' s@'2 ~ ., =
80 NFnacse-. 49,. -. s-........... 6l,Ol,1t9
sIecis and bGlliJa .....s.......... 1874, lgf
The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1858-12-01

ending tic Fo-e'gn Specie & Total
June 30 produce. produce hullinr exports
lS45 *9s,455 $50 S7,5s4 7sl SIS .i95 iIiGiG 600
ls4G Wl,78042 1866 2o6 3.yc5,26S ll3 4a3,5i6
ls47 l5O,574,e4i 6,l66,7s4 1907 ,02i 156,CiG622
134S 100 2C3, ,.09 79c6,sC6 1854! Gl6 Is! Q22 I3l
ls49 l3!,7l0oSl 8,64l,n9l 5 404 64s Ii5, 75j,933
lSsO .?4 st0,2a3 9475493 1922 994 I5l SO, ,720
1856! l8,G2o.l3s lo295,l2I 29,472, ,752 2is,38a0ll
1852 l5493t lt7 l2,O37 043 4267l l31 200 96i2 325
1858 ls9SG9,l62 l3O96,2 81 74s6S75 230, ,452, ,25r
1894 2l5l575C4 2l6Gl, 1871 ii 1872 423 279, RI O6i
1858 l92,15I,l35 26,l53,268 5G247 343 a75,I56,8i6
l356 26G,438O5i l4T3l3T2 45, 745 i95 s26 ,o64 916
1851 27s,9O6,7I3 H,9l7o47 69,l3G 92s 362. .0Go 692
1855 23a35lU33 20 6C1 Gal So E33 l4T 32d 6s1 42i
The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1858-12-01
BriiEiant 'E'riuEnph Of tEAe Admin
istFat5Oa L'0iiey In KANSAS.

Wccopy the following important letter from
Kansas, from the New York Times, Republi-
can paper. 1t speaks volumes in favor of the
Administration os James Bnchanan-and shows
what might have been the result had Walker
and Stanton adhered to the policy OF the Presi-
dent, instead Of entering into wicked crusade
to mako Douglas President! Let every. one
read the letter, and then shout for Buchanan;
Cnrraannr..lc Of lie NJ " .,Einnna ~ ~
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18
Young Man.


/ love to look upon q young man.
There is q hidden potency concealed with
in his breast, which charms and pains me
| silently. ask What will that youth
accomplish in after life? Will he take
rank with the benefactors or scourges CT
his race? VIII he exhibit the patriotic
virtues of Hampden and Washington or
the selfish craftiness of Benedict Arnold ?
If he have genius, will he concentrate it
ike Milton and Montgomery, to humani-
fy and religion, or, like Moore and Bvren,
to the polluted alters of passion? If he
hare mercantile skill, will he employ it
to crafty his lust of wealth, or to elevate
and bless humanity, like some of our
merchant princes? If the gift Of elo-
quence be hidden in his undeveloped soul,
will he use it like Summerie!d, in favor
of religion, or ike Patrick Henry and
Adams, in the battling for human rights F.:
or will he for mammon's sake, postitute
that gift to the use of tyranny and inf
deity Will that immortal soul, which
beams with intelligence and power in his
countenance, ally itself with its Creator,
and thus rise to the sublime height of des-
tiny, or will it wage war with truth and
duty, and thus sink to degration and
death ? As | raise these great queries,
| at once do reverence to the high poten-
TALLY Of his nature, and tremble for his
fate.-DanieL We6ster-
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18
PAY VIA thou OWast.

When l sec a husband spending his
time in t%averns, and ~forsaking his wife
and his family, | say-Pay what thou
owest.
When I see a wife intent almost solely
upon dress, abandoning her domestic
concerns to destruction, while she is pa
rading through the street to exhibit her
divine person and elegant accomplish
ment, | say-Pay what thou owest.
When / see o father, or q mother,
neglecting the education of their children
and suffering them TO run wild in the
streets, III the high road to ruin, without
the smallest efforts to rescue them by pa
rental authority, say-Pay what thou
owest.
When I see. q child who has been
tenderly brought up by fond and doat-
ing parents, treating them with disre-
spect and inattention, perhaps with cru
city, in their old age. l say. in the
most emphatical manner-Pay what thou
owest.
When / see a man, reading a news
paper, who is in arrears for the last vol
ume, ! say feelingly, &c.
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18
Tho New Jersey Missionaries In
India.

Nothing definite is yet known concerning
the fate Of the Jersey Missionaries in India,
though it is supposed they left Fattehgarh on
the Cd or Sd OF June last and fed down the
river Gauges, in company with other mission
airy families. About this date, according to
information furnished the Somerset Wing, a
large company composed Of the wives and
children Of the officers. &c. OF tho East India
Company. also left Fattehgarh and were taken
prisoners by Nena Sahib, and were all butch
cred at Casnpors. It is rumored that the
smaller company in which Mr.. Freeman was,
were taken and imprisoned a few days and
then beheadea. The belief Of the relatives
now ia that they we're probably killed at the
time Of the massacre Of the other party. The
last intelligence from them was dated in June,
at which time they were ct F~uttehgarh. and
in expectation OF falling at every moment iato
the hands Of the rebels.
Mrs. Freeman was the daughter Of the Rev.
John S. Vredenbergh, formerly pastor of the
LIST Dutch Church in SomerviIle. After the
death Of Mr.. V~redcnbergh she removed to
Elizabeth. Mrs. Freeman was, in 1850, mar
ried to Rev Edgar freeman, a native ofNew
Jersey, and sailed in July for India, where
they have since remained laboriag as mission
aries of the Presbyterian Board.
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18

Teaching School Under Difficulties
A correspondent Of the Boston Traces,
writing from Franklin, Mass, relates the TO
lowing
lode Of TIE district schools has recently
been the seem Of a singular disturbance. The
teacher undertook to punish a disobedient Cir
about ffteen years Of age, when she seized
him by the hair Of the head and a contest en-.
sued. She patched away one rod from hin
and broke itlup,but he was fortunately sup.
piled with anbthsr, and with this he succeeded
in furnishing her severely. Judging from SD.
pearance thai she might dodge out the door
when his bask wai turued, he turned the key
thereof.
"a esothf Of the unruly girl had run OF:
while the whipping was going on. and told his
mother that lhe Teacher was killing his sis
ter whereupap she started of for the school
house. She AriIed there just as the key was
turned, and iery unceremoniously vent thro'
the door, without asking to have it unlocked.
She clenched ihe teacher instanter, who was
as much astonsheF at her unexpected advent
and attaek ashe would have been if a tiger
had p~oufeea nbonhim. He kept her at arms
length, hDwaga, until they came to terms
The woman Subsequently made the following
expression. " distance, If had not driven
the breath chi of my own body by running
a half mile, I iHould have knocked the breath
out Of b iIesl
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18
Raising, Gathering, ARD Cleaning
Clover soad

Raising clover seed ia alwsvs done 81.
ter the first crop Of hay is tskea 81. IF
a field il well set with ~e!sref, II il gene.
rally left to lay for . secead crop il it
can be spared; and if found that it con-
tains seed, it is moved for the seed. In
this section it grows mostly too rank, and
it is but seldom that it contains much
seed, particularly if a wet season. The
best method Of gathering clover seed yet
discovered in this section, - by use of
Reaper. the same as for cutting grain:
with a rake or fork take it off the plat.
form, whenever there is enough to make
a small heap. The heaps can be set in
rows if properly managed. The reaper
can be set low and straw and all cut, or
high and the heads oRiy will be Topped
off which will save a great deal Of labor,
and also leave the straw on the fields as
manure. The crop should be left ont till
so dry that the seed will shell well. 1t
should have at least one or two weeks Of
good weather, before it is taken in the
barn OF put on stocks. To thresh the
clover, put it through q threshing ma
chine, with a long shaker attached to it,
and what falls through it is preserved.
and contains the seed. The best and
quickest way to clean the seed is by the
use Of q huller and separator made ex-
pressly for this purpose. /. should then
be seived with a seive expressly MADE for
the purpose.-Gennesee Farmer.
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18
Startling Inequality of the Sexes.

The far West, as we have before sta
ted, is sadly in want of women. Tn Ore
gon the census shows $4,000 males tc
10000 females. An exchange recon.
mends a compromise with the Mormons
pronouncing the inequality in this land
of equal rights. where one man in Utah
a have seventy.ive wives, and ten thou.
sand Oregonians cannot have even one
wife, as beyond endurance. When the
men of old Rome under Romufus wanted
wives they made a descent upon the Sa-
bines. The men of Oregon might take a
hint and give to modern history a new
version of the ancient legend. The wo-
men of the Mormon harems would IN.
doubtedly, if all accounts are true, he
most happy to change their servitude, and
be duly greatful to their rescusrs.-Dis
patch.
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18
a RoYal Lady. .

Our lady readers will be interested in
the following description Of the English
Princess Royal, Tctoria's eldest daugh.
ter. from the penbf a correspondent OF
an Aberdeen Iouraal With the remem
brance, as iflit had been yesterday, Of
the boom OF The guns which announced
her birth. | VT scarcely prepared to find
her a full gpwn woman, taller by a
couple of lHcfs than her mother, and
carrying heraf with the ease and grace
of womanhool 1t is no stretch of loy-
atty Or courEy to call the Princess
Royal pretty She is perfectly lovely.
The regularia Of her features is perfect.
Her eyes are Hrge and full of intelli-
gence, impartk to, her face that sort Of
merry aspect Rlich indicates good hui
nor The moi and mouth are d~elicately
and exquisiteN Formed. the latter giving
an effect Of gAt sweetness. The Prin-
cess is more Ike her father than her
mother. She like the Queen in moth
ing but her nd. In all other respects
she is a femal9nage Of her father. /
should add, ~asnteresting to your lady
readers, that j wears her hair slightly
off her forehea not pushed back in the
Eugene fashid but brushed latitudinal-
ly from the tEples, and raised at the
sides above thsear in bandeaus, Greatly
the ladies ma excuse if / am talking
nonsense, for Iaye not given that hos
tage to fashio4 hich would enable me
to speak er caklya.) Well, at any rate,
the Princess ID ir enough to be the he
rome Of a fairhle, and tho Prince Fred
eriok should Glider himself a lucky fell
! day, January
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18

s-y" Will yea have a Daily Sun p
said q re ssboy to Mrs. P~Actington.
Will hare a Daily Son? Why, you
'H;ttas sespegr1eel How dare yoa insin-
uate e*f~<t . lose woman from home z
No, indeed, / ssess / vent have a Daily
Son. Ny peer dead man used to
complain msst ~awfully when | presented
hi,a = gsar{y son A daily son, indeed !
tsssaas, you Little upstart imp" And
tire old lsaY called for the turkcy-tail fan
to keep from Swoening.
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18
Again he dared the battles rage,

Again he dared the battles rage,
Upon the stormy sea;
No fear his courage could assuage,
Whate'er his fate might be.
Inflated ~Chcsapeakel in vain,
She met the Shannon proud;
Brave Lawrence fell among the slain;
But ere in death he bowed;
He cried to his departing crew,
With pale and quiyerinx lip.
And courage that no yielding knew,
0. Don't give up ths ship"
His generous foes his death bewailsd;
There lies" With tears thsy cried,
As brave q chief As ever sailed,
Upon the azure tide"
With martial honoss to his grave,
His sleeping form they bore;
And long as Ocean rolls = wave
Upon the glimnaring shore,
His fams shsll Ire In every land,
Where generous fouls reside;
A. one Of that immortal band
Thsir country's stay and prids.
The conflict passed, and husbsd to rest,
The stern that wildly rayei,
HIS memory ever shall be best
On moarnins hearts esgraysd.
.iTczrfsxa, Rsh&sS, 1858.
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18
Dickev and Susav.

Diekey was poor-and Susey had a rich
mother-Dickey loved Susey. and nee Uer-
sa-Dickey wanted to marry ~Suscy-moth-
er was down on" that neasure-Dickey
was forbid the premises-notes we're ex-
changed through a knot hole in a high
board fence that enclosed the yard. One
day the old lady went out " calling" and
Dickey was duly informed. of the fact
called on Susey-remained a little too
long-old lady was close at hand--Dickey
had no chance of escape without detec-
tion-at the instance OF SGsey, Dickey
popped into the closet-old lady saw that
Suscy looked coafussd-guessed that's
Dickey had been about. but supposed, Of
course. he had made good his escape
thought perhaps that the young couple
had agreed to slope Observation-Disclosures
to be too smart for them-accordingly,
shut Susey up in the same closet where
Dickey was concealed. and giving her a
pair Of quilts and a pillow, locked her up
for the n~ight-didn't see Dickey-next
morning went to the closet to let Susey
out
"Oh, Lord,"-a scream-couldn't get
a breath for a moment. Finally
"Aheml Dickey, is that your"
YES, ma'am."
"Ahem !-ahem well, Dicky-"
"susey, dear, 60 and see about break
fast"
Exit Susey.]
"Well, Dickey."
"Ma'am."
"Dickey. you must stay to breakfast"
" Coaldn't, ma'a,n."
"Oh, hut you must"
fDiekey concluded to stay.
Breakfast Table Dicky, I have been
thinking about you a great deal lately"
SO | suppose, ma'am, very lately |"
You are industrious and honest. I
hear"
81 never brsg, ma'am."
"Wel!, Aow, at~,n the whsls, Diekey,
t6tnk yoa and Sasey had better get mar
rted.n
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18
The EEIli-Mafd.
By ALICE Galley.

Now comb her golden hair away!
Meekly and sorrow laden
She waited for the closing day
Poor broken-hearted maidenl
The ring from off her finger slip,
And fold her hands together;
No more loves music on her lip
VIII tremble like a feather.
Each Sabbath time along the aisle
Her steps mere family sounded,
The light grew paler in her smile,
Her cheek less softly rounded;
But never sank we in despair
TIL with that fearful crying,
"The miil-maid ofthe golden hair
And jly hand is dyingl's
When the dim shadows of the birch
Aeoye her rest are swaying.
The pastor Of the village church
Shall bless the place with praying;
Deeming the voicelss sacrifice
A loved and lovely blossom,
Blown by the winds of Paradise
To Jesus folding bosom.
The mill-wheel for a day is still,
The spindle ceased its plying,
The little homestead on the hill,
Looks sadder for her dying;
But ere the third time in the spire
The Sabbath bell is ringing,
Not ore Of all the village choir
Viii mlsssthe mill maids singing.
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18

BE- First class, Oriental PHILOSOPHY,
stand Wp. Thibbetss, what is lie :"
Life consists OF money, a boss, and O
fashionable Wife"
Next. what il death ?"
N paymasser. who settles svsrybody's
debts, and givss the tombstones as re-
ceipts in fail OF all demands"
What is poverty 2"
The reward of merit genius general
" receives from q discriminating pub
lic.n
What is fame 2"
A six liae ptf in . newspaper while
living, shd ycsr fortune to your enemies
when dead"
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18
She Died So Young.
sY FINELY JOHNSON.

BY FINEEY JOHNSON.
Imiss her in the morning hours
No nor she quits my sight;
They buried her beneath the flowers,
TIE flowers gay and bright;
One evening In The spring time fair,
With music on her tongue,
She passed away and in despair
Wo wept for one SO Young.
The vioIets-sveet and beautiful,
Still fingered IN their lairs,-
Why lived size moi as long as theyl
lie nature was like theirs.
AID set What boots this idle verse,
Whv should my heart be wrung4
she tleel ne net-tliel whs should
goasp .st Sic died 50 youagl
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18

BA A bailif having been ordered by
q lady to procure q SOW of the breed and
size she described to him, came one day
into the dining room, when full of COM
pany, proclaiming: II have been at Roy
sion Fair, my lady, and got a SOW exact
y Of your ladyship's size."
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18

BeAA democratic lady, says Prentice,
who has just written to Us from a dis
lance, PROCESSES to have to much d~elicacy
to read our paper. W. suppose it is be-
caSse she sees . naked truth in avery
paragraph.
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1858-02-18

GA young lady lately appeared in
male attire at st. Louis; and one of the
editors says that her disguise was so per-
feet that she might have passed for a man,
had she a little more modesty. What q
stupid fellow that editor must be.
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