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MirRiNOViiL PHILOSOPHERS.

When Nr. Smuggin- married, he had
i'r'Is h"p'd to Ibsur- dnm-s,ic blI--.
i'r's mouth. after that impo' an -vrut he
'IJf' -,-i hi CONVECTION. uiih -ayaRe earn
c,'ntss 10 Mrs SmussIn-. th.t he didut
u be bsd expected L",hrg (rll, sn sucirnt
''iumr might have b..n = tS--s-d iudi
'tu.l IS It vas, be Gas . sUfully dis.p
pOItt-u cbe
Mrs Smuggins quietly delivered . sin,i.
LAT UpIuIou re,p' c,ing herself and wrLt on
With her knitting sith su Asg'svsting e.im
b,s
Mr.. Smuggin, wslked about the room
evideuily unurr the impression that the
lau tor 'a-ssul' aud hAuery was both uu
bsll"ued aud unconstitutional
Suddenly be stopped.
'Mrs. Smuggius Mrs smugsiDs ~ be
reared, 80 he T,c.ived po reply
W ell. we'll bear you man - hear you.
,sid the suisbis isdy and .h. took up an
Other loop What IL 2
Am to have udding for uy dinner
or no'1
Perhaps you may and maybe you
msyn't. sAs bis ribs unsatisfactory reply.
Well we'll see shuut hsi. spsrl,d NJ.
: stamping around. and msbipg bis ca,
tails A. shout
N,li. ny dear, you had perhaps best e.
ard zee sbcu, it, sak-y- ~ ,he tr,eheu =
Aud then she dr"pprd . s'iich
'lcud sggravate . SAINT, madam. ,Icl.'m
.d Mr. Snugg'ns
ID ,sIris np--t ctsirs 10 tbs,-.y -.
tie meek inquiry
Mr. Smuggi"s ssid fh- ms's y'orri,iat
f that ruJbobI"Us Tsuio c.uno' uus bi,
sleeping PaTtn'r.
N.liP
viii sou make m- Puilirs ~ No.
NDg
You uoptf
Drnt ho,her me I've inld YOU ouc.
4 Auoy Mr.. Smusgi"s. ibs, you ru'.r,d
int" c"mpsct go ub.y me ssid her -ta ae
/ fully deceived lord. bes'Iug the dsyd tat
too on bis b,st carpet
II uobt be ordered uAs The r,p'y. Ard
he LADY uith great deal e isbi ciek-d
| u) hrf traps And aoubced out Of the fopn
10 snO'hsT mIsuts the outraged gentle
man vas "a ths kitchen.
'Sakey he ,hid furiously. 'mske me . eur
rsbs dumplih for dinner plenty Of edY
Tsnts' Why. cir = replied that you, Z lady
hires one sbilio :!
Mr. Smuggling Sss 10 the sane dreadfal
position that vs could imagine certsiu sdi
| ~ uould be 10 u del rived 1f ssgrnVsnee. =
lie sss fairly hsbbsrgasied - id,Al,ss uord
le''. uitb the eHc'p'IOs Of 'BoBssBse, uhioh
csH~ feehly fOrb
Well look, siF, for yourself Ssid Suan
'hi,sus made u With bsT tuo hssds 40 bvur
ego
And there, sure enough. bobbiug up sod
dovt. pas . glorious siI-d dumplibE The
| sLsrts Z due plips ob uLloh b. dosisd
! Co..iderstly uioll'6 4. y, fllrd vi,h .
seBsr ~ sTopgsd bu,baud. 10 proceeded
| 10 bis uf. Toom
I VII madsni. - "a seems thor isatui
ding shsr sh
! ]. tieft ? Nas the ,ebo
'l's msds~ sud u - luoIy fof you that
/ there -.
! l. q, rsslIJr sss The rrovoes i's 70.
1 top-s.
y nsdsp y - 10 f.e, you ds'sd
! pi eve Gisobsysd ne va thos that -
-, s..Is. spd ssst~d 70 ave ssp,ciBss os
/ yegf nisftsi esntshts'~uspe--
90 ace y fepli~d Mrs = 9th suspsei
/ ou. .np sas Nos ftou dosI lssve the
\ uo@ sii ell tbsi We spt 10 say j..
be ! uon ~ srst|vsdl And che veBt 10
sustAsf room sl-m@iug tbs door, aBd locked
o.
w : boihng over 9TH indigestion. onn
solsd hia.ssf - as vsbt DOSE tosn. eth
ths feet be bad gained sis DoIut, ssd thss
tis yu4dieg uAs b"ilins, zoo
DioBsr tios sams, sod - did ouf blurred
husbas4 De sstdsvs, saia setsibg, look.