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Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1858-11-04
sharp shooting.

Father. what does printer live on 2
"Iive on like other folks; Why d.
you ark ?"
Because, you said You hadn, paid any
thing Tor yourpaper, and the printer still
sends il to you.'
Wife, spank that boy"
" shan't M it,
why :"
I" Because there is no reason"
" No reason yes there il spank him
tell you +"
- won't do any snch thing
Hes too smart
- That come. Of marrying me"
Hos soy What do yau mean r.
] mean iust thia-the hor j. smarter
than hi. father, and you cant drny i.
"That'- queer talk. aud ! wish"
. don't care What you wish. The boy
knows enough 10 sec that man. printer
Or no printer, cant live on nothing.
should lh,uk you'd be ,ashamed 10 cheat
the poor printer. and then"
Bang goes the DOR, and out goes the
father aud husband, grambl;ns liAe bear
with sore head.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1858-11-04

did al. those wild, inconsiderate lhing-
which persons will do, 10 case Of FIRE, when
there is DO possibility Of doing any good.
Still that toothless saw ripped on, sing
ing demon song as it scraped against the
dull cast iron; and the G.e KEEP. gaining a
little.
Joel labored faithfully, and every two
minutes brough. up his hat full Of water,
and threw it upon the fire. John stood
despairingIy leaning against q post in the
mill. and balloed to his frie.,d, az be seemed
70 pause at the brink Of the stream
"Ano.her batfuil, Jeol, for Gods sake
The Internal thing will cost US at Ieasi
sl29O piece If il bnrns!"
"Besides my hat" said joel; but be
brought the water and poured it on.
On wen. the devilish saw, king rasp-
ing and tearing itself to pieces.
At this jsucture, Mr.. b., the owner ot
the mill, having seen the smoke. came down
to the mill and with great difficulty the saw
vas stopped and the FIRE put oat. Joe
was grieviously ''blown" with carrying wa.
ter in bis hat, and was quite used up with
excitement, while Smith vas breathless
from his exedions at some lever which he
supposed might have some influence in gui
et;ng the demon saw.
.Geu;lemen," said ,bs proprietor, very
politely, sit IS easy enough to see Why you
couldn't stop the -a~ after you Sc, il a %
ing. This mill has some new arrange
uients which ! can easily explain
For Heavens sake. t.. said John, NJ
arplanafion on hat potnti It's the arst
mill ever sez going and / sl.aH narc'
! start another! just send Us your bill fCl
the damages and let's say no more aboat
| it."
The boys paid so for no, knowing ho~
TO stop saw. and that nigh. John, 10 fe
verish sleep, lbe has ,ha. blessing, chill,
and fever shouted to his room mate
zone more hat full JoeI!'
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1858-11-04
From ths Hontsomery fsiaiamal Mail.
'.An0ther GIat.EnlI. Joel.

y short yarn was spun 10 us on last eve.
, nImg. Of and con ccrDing the experiments Il,
a.iiiiHg Of a couple Of friend, Of ours, bow
2r lately journ ying for health anJ pleas
ure al the TaIl-deca Springs. 1t is unec
essary TO give the names Of these gentle
men, but for eonsenisnce we will call them
respectively, John and joel. They, Il NAV
be remarked, have great similarity oftastes
aud among other pendants, are fond OF
fishing: and every body knows that the vi
eini,y Of Ta'ladega Springs offers fine OPP
poriunity 10 the shillfal knight Of the fly.
Ihus John and Joel-there being no re.
Hgiou- services at the Springs that day-
went out, Sunday before last, to the mill OF
Mr. j, mile or Two down the creek
with view to a dinner Of small trout aid
cream. With them went their invited
guest. Mr. Smith. and Miles" contrired to
take down bottle or two of wine with
them.
The party was snug; the wind propitious;
and the fish altogether amiabIe. A COSY
fine dinner Of brown and crisp m oun,an
fish was soon washed down with a few gIas
IS Of champagne; and then cigars were lit.
As the smoke CURED languidy aboa. their
noses, Satan, lwho was inyisibly present,
without an invitation, suggested to John.
that that mill was "a slow COACH and
couldn't cut much lumber; and John ex-
pressed the same opinion TO Joel. Joel
though, differently, and so did Smith.
Lets try her. said John.
agreed" said joel and Smith.
l. was short work; large pine log lay
at right angles across the carriage Of the
mill; and it was agreed to lie, her rip
through this. Accordingly The gate was
raised and Immediately The stiffness Of the
grand old woods was broken BY the rapid.
sharp strokes Of the saw. In a minute the
log was brought up and the saw went rap.
Idly through.
NOW stop her." said Joel-and Smith
and John essayed to do so.
But the mill wouldn't be stopped, but
went dattering away, as hard as ever!
.Stop her, John, or by the Lord she III
split herself ia two shouted Joel. But all
the fixtures were obstinate aud refused to
yield 10 the exeriions OF John and Smith.
On went the saw, while John and Joel
perspired.
Presently The carriage presented some
metallic obstruction to the passage of the
saw, but .'irue n steel, !" il went against the
obstruction and then the teeth few.---
some pieces OF mill iron had been left
upon The carriage way Bo, ,et il ceased
not t--Dp and down. up and down! the true
steel 10 lbe doll east irop, until suddenly
small lame broke out among the dnst
iti spiinter- near the point Of contact.
.Grem q d. John, said joel, the in
teruA machine il on fire. What shall we
d.
I'm down 10 the creek and bring up
yDHr bat ri ol water" said John. joel
ooke4 afiectionatsiy Al bis han dsome Tile.
which u al.sy kept neatly brushed, but,
submitting 70 DIRE necessity, he straight
.ay made il a IRE bucket ard commenced
fighting the flames. Juhg snd smith \
.l,ass were unavailable nevertheless, shsy
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1858-11-04
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PRIDE.


lis curious Nsct as ever was known,
Bot often 10 human natare shown,
Alike in eastIe and cottage, =.
That pride, Ike r.ss n certain brood,
viii manage 10 live ard thrive on food
As yoor ss paupers pos'sgs.
OF all the notable things - sarth,
The queerest thing II the pride u birth,
Among our hsrys DeHgcrary" .
A bridge across hundred years
without prop 10 save IL from snsers--
Not even . couple Of rotten piArs--
To save II frpm laughter, fings and jeers,
Is American aristocraey!
Depend upon II, my suobbish friend,
Your family thresd you can't ascend,
without good reason 10 apprehend
You mag find IL saxed on the other end
BY some plebian vocation.
Or worse than that, your boasied line
May end in . loop cf stronger twine,
That plagued some worthy felati"n.
Bseause you flourish in worldly sfairs,
Do not he naughty and put On airs,
With insoi4ns pride of station:
Don't be proud and torn up your nose
At poorer people in palmer clsthss,
But Iearn for the sake of your nind's rep6se,
This. all proud aesh, wherever {; gross,
Il subject 70 Irritation,
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1858-11-04

PEA la~yer having some LEGAL basi.
ness to transact siti ~idOg i4dy, took
occasion to inquire ber age. The natron
Aho had i0ag since doael tbs tailox'.
weed" attempted TO look prime and much
younger ihan size really vas, a. she replied
-.Ik.r:s aas, sr" Then Turning 10 lI,s
asgAD-. - a. +Hsy b. - bold, mis-,
- 10 inquire g4ar agel Certainty;
asa a little pa. sA.r.y .y4so---most .Afee
year- younger shan mother
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1858-11-04

sea~A; he time Of Gen2rs.l ] T-v.9E's in,
angara.ion, 4 long, tai, aonr-r. tn.4iEly
.e.i9w, .ha.e hands hug dD#E to b..
knees @beu a. s'noi p straight. made his
appearance a; Coleman. ani .gJE '.it-
,nza. Ha -rt pretty near b end Il he
table ev@rv da- =: diner, aad a'e .n,rii-
aase'y. >aer. fsh, fs.b. ro~I, j. e.4. biz
eDarmoa,.y .apg arsas kept srsop.ng
around IKE the arms of huge r.al nil,
-asisr5og in e.rrs'.ia@ ID: f.. a..-in lie
arc of circle ,A~y e:r.b-I.
HI, .grael,y 4a3 beatty elatso7eassess
70 l.-ggs:sd the g!hcr boar:ers Tia: aj2u:
doler If them vent 70 C,'~aau aaI to.I
h5sn that ts r.as. get rid Of lie iel.or, or
they ~oald positively quit tie house.
C.lem.a reflected a~'..,a, 44I raa.Iy
though, ke hai t.: upon Flan. 50 Ls
t53L tie esllya asiie. ar.j .a,! t.sa that,
J~'ag &, .ae uaa a.l cs,ai gr.e-r, IN .as
si.y, al ste F3aa,sa of every 1s:s' aui
boarding house. P-oe;..sas h4I .beeens
scarce a1j b.h, aui BE- sgI.d that b. vas
losing nson~T sd saoa.4 be compelled to
rare the 2rae. or board fEs.a tag dg..4ss
and "a bali 10 three dollar a IaT.
Don't" saiI she fellow. ''I9a': - /.
sha.. l:e i: y0l %. !. ,esr:y iii. :ne
uow 30 eat tzo dJlta-s -: ha,r-s worm.
aa4 i: goa raise tbe price IN lhree ar'la--,
shall De 10 :wo lay. Dgs's F. II, .fyya
alease."
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1858-11-04

izs~ Lola Monte. i, her book, Ar Of
Bcaatg." giTes Fifty b.a:t - gentlemen
0a the Art Of Fascinating" TIE frat hin.
commences thus: 'S@t 1t ls~n. ..en. ina.
~smen prefer trl3zrs - m@u of s@as~ :"
aal The sii,aeaih sags: .D-a aE lis mos.
dirsct aaI sare way. % ias mate l,iy IS
to eEci.e IN Der heat = sprt Of wary
through Jealousy" The at.esh ems az
.os!5ss: . II you have aat the nataral
sprigbt.iness and plagfl'ress 10 enable you
10 take advantage 3f these -a.es, take the
ather rack. aud BE- as sur'y a. po,si1!e---
fta. Is, il r7a cannot b , I,aPf.l, al
frlss and bark. be an oh ! : al gc5.iy
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1858-11-04
q . .

AsoTHRE BANk GeAE-Il Is stated iha,
The Hehsaa County Pa Bank bas closei
- shop. Il has . large circulation we an.
g .sagd 10 sone paris q Nebraska. Look
nut
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1858-11-04

s.f~" "iamna," sail promising you'll,
some fauf " 6re years II .ze, ~ aiI peo-
pie ~ male 5f list. ain. nIgsers mais
Vi col dc. r.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1858-11-04

ts1j- Every hosr thai u man Is In debt
Il year sreHt 10 slavery "-Ft.
According 10 this Sha, az everlasting
long life some people must live.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1858-11-04

rss.A fal eapsii late ipr Ogijee IN Alabs
ma, weighing three hpnifta hnI lwepir
i've pomds. pDb.sl.ed card lsieIy, In
wi eh, through 'lgia imfrosement q
ihe eonppa.t,g, hs asked tie people l.
Jry h,m.
The Nevada journal., 1858-05-14
Wist1r's Balslui OF Wild Cherry.
cnNSI-MpTInN CI-KLn
Sax FRAxc1>cn. Nov. 10th 1856.


MFssns PARK & &wHITF-Gcrts :-1tis with plca a-u .
4 sure yru that able To Id NY TESTIMONY in IA
vor Of Wistar's p 'isam Of Wild Cherry. For .
wear haze been afflicted with cnngh and pin in IN,
side ard breast which originated with cold had
taken Cherry Pcctoral aync' FXptc ant, Cod Liver
til and many other popular patent medicines Of tn,
davrlso spent hundred dollars with our phv
>cianS But all proved Of m hen fetal effect R .1d
ing Your alm.nic Of 1855, I induced to try YOU
Wistar's Balsim Of Wild Cherry was. at the tmr
commenced using it, lahoriHg with every sym ten oI
con>um pton of the lungs. found, that after using
bottle, it gave relief, and as cousidt red my case
hard one, YOUR store and bought half dozen
hotes and snficc it say. before had taken il ALL
we'll must -av. that it appeare 10 reach the
place affected, in which all other medicines fail, d.
am now in full rnjnyment of good health, beev
that had no made of YOUR truly valuable Bal>aEi
Of Wild Cherry. l should HOW have been past recorrr!
if not dead
shall always take pleasure in recommending to
those VINO afflicted with coughs colds difficult
breathing pain in the side any hrng Diseases your
BIlsam of Wild Cherry with the sign1turc adver
tse sanford & P.rk. CINCINNATI. Ohfo," as ! am in
formed there imitation put mp with some other sig
rat,re Respectfully somrs,
DAVID ALICCT.
The Nevada journal., 1858-05-14

Mr.. BRODERICK.-The editor in chief
of the Ohio State Journal, who listened
to Broderick's speech In Washington,
gives his impressions as fellows:
"Mr. Bayard was followed by Mr..
Broderick, of California, who made
very effective speech against the bill,
and against tie Administration -espec-
tally the latter. l have been very much
disappointed in the appearance of Brnd
erick. From the fact. that he ran for
Congress some twelve or fourteen years
ago, in one of the New York city dis
tricts, and from what was said Of him at
the time in the newspapers, expected
to find man some Fifty years of age,
negligent in dress, and with the bearing
and appearance Of h'hoy. ! was mis-
taken altogether. With the exception
of Mr. Pmgh. he is the youngest member
of the Senate. He is abodt fortv.-he
does not look as old as that. He is a
tall. well moulded man. His face is
handsome. His complexion fair, his
hair black. his eyes blue His whiskers
are neatly trimmed, and his whole APP
pearance shows that Dave" employs
fashionable tailor, and pays daily visits
to his barber. He is the last man in the
Senate | would have picked out for Mr..
Brudtiick, of California.
His speech was written. AS soon as
he got the floor, the attention Of the Sen
ate and Of the galleries was drawn to
l.. I n : J..
of the chamber, and in the corner farih-
est from the Vice Presidents chair. He
is no orator. = he does not use language
with elnquence or corr ectness, and vet
he presented his views very f"ciblv,
and with great dstit ctness. There is
no circumlocuton i'll his manner "t
speech he never whips the devil around
the stump He has fine, s"nor"us voice,
and there is a repose and firmness about
his whole manner which stamps him as
a person of extra0rdi ay endowments.
Nature made him to lie leader of men,
and | can well understand, after havi: z
seen and heard him, why it was that he
always had II party in California, and
how it WAS that he at length succeeded
in attaining the object of his ambition.
IA seat i'll the Senate Of the United
States lie is not compromise mali
he has no round curves He is all pt ST.
tive, and straight and sharp.
His speech did not occupy much
more than half an hour, and yet lie said
more bold thirg>, aud did more danace
to the Administration i'll that c"mpara-
lively blief space, than amy man who
has spoken"
The Nevada journal., 1858-05-14
London Club House Gin.
To the Public.


THIS celebrated Gin-pretendng to nothing but what
l. il is viz pure and unadulterated article, and as
uming artificial merits of what Ii Is not as some !
its rival imtators o-afer eight years of public appr
val extensive sales in the cities Of New ork
Phil dephia Boston and the Western cities has been
pronounced by the public. well rs by the best med
cal and scientific authorities Throughout the United
states AMI the Canaas, TO be supero. not only as
beverage of general 10 any her article competing
ag it, but is quaed in its medicinal efficiency III
all classes of complaints, To persons travelling in these
,lovs of rapid transit from East to West rth n.
South and particularly to those crossing the 18th
mus, and who are tantly changing their water
well their china e-who re drinking. indeed, a OF
kinls of in every twentyfour hours, and eac
,lraught containing property ting in chemical
itagonsm to the preceding one. thereby using al
unnatural degree of excitement TO the somach-it is
positively and absolutely necessary to counteract
ing agent From the fact this cle is prepared
pressy such exigences. and to act, know
it will act antidote. we confidently prescribe it a.
the very best article in the country The name of Aro-
matte Schi, dam Schnapps has never been attached IL
any way to this article
The Nevada journal., 1858-05-14
nrBrwAnEor BASE lnrrarfoss! 90

As there are quite number of Counterfei' t,hs
heari the name of wistars Bal>am of W,u OnTII
nurr,rting 10 he the -Cienun and Orisinsl we TIRE
fore deem il necessary for the pdlic =i ,I y, ., -,
persons who purchase the Balsap oil ""o IT, e. 81 "
look well at the sigustnre before hn! ,s- ~ -, /,
inc Wstar'> Bl>am of Wild berry. mas "a ~ -;
If the signature Herry Wistar. VI D mi"uelIui'
md sanfu Park, finely executed steer ensIae
wrapper Therefor be cautious none n se senn
inc ithout the signature of S..nford Park OF sAi'
by Druggists generally .u
PARK & WHITE the only Agents to"non an
orders should be adressed Also. Importers W noie-
,ae and Retail Agents of all valuable Pat nj edcines
warranted genuine 1872 Washington street. ap TAU
cisco.
The Nevada journal., 1858-05-14
GREAT ExPIoIT.-Mrs. VIM Brosii

GREAT ExPL oIT.-Mrs. WIN Brosin>
of WatsonvilIe, Santa Cruz county, gave
birth, on the 18th ult.. to twins, boy
and girl. the pair weighing over twenty
four pounds-more than twelve pounds
each. If that expl'it has ever been
surpassed or equalled, in this or any
other State. we should like 10 hear OF
the case. The twins a;e represented as
being beautiful, and perfectly similar i'll
features, and, with the mother. doing
well."-Sdn Jose Tribune.
The Nevada journal., 1858-05-14

CfTArE OF AIIFORNIA. County of Nevada, Town
- ship of Nevada, IS I'm Justice Court before Joan
Andersen, The people Of the state of California
G.. Wherman. Geo. Bidders, Jos Bidders.
Nor hereby summoned to be and APPEAR before me
Ju ce of the Peace in and for said comfy and town
ship, at my office, on SATURDAY, the sth day of ay
1858 at 10 o'clock. NJ answer the compla Mt OF
A. P sTILE who demands of you the of 3 l63 "
an implied c 'ntract as per c"mp mplant file
pn failure appear and in hginent will be ta-
ken agans; you for the said of Sl63O0 together
with uf suit.
Given under my hand this 2sfh day of April, lsas.
JOHN ANDERSDN,
Justice If the Peace.
The Nevada journal., 1858-05-14

The flowing from of Agents, who is too well
know in his own need endorsing by us, viii be
read with interest by Dyspeptirs
LEBANON. y II Feb 90. 1850
McSSrs 'th " Fowl. & CO. tienilcmen please
send Iv Express Ntcr BOX of OvygrnatCd Titters
rly These Btters have Gently been
cd with unusual benefit by member of my ia nilv who
has derived advantage from il than from all other
medicines which fact ing known greatly influences
the demand for the Bitcrs There is profess6n in
which reputation for truth and sincerity is desir
able than in that of an Apohecary and for This
have always been careful in Recommending remedies
But feel perfectly safe in advising all who troubled
with Dyspepsia. to the Oxyg, nafSl
Bitters, Yours truly. &c,
GEO 6. KENDRICK,
S,ld by Henry johnson & Co Wholesale Druggists
LAG Washington l. San Francisco, sole Agents fni
tho Pacific
The Nevada journal., 1858-05-14

A SERIES OF MlsHAPs-The partner
of Mr.. j. C. Bildseye in the banking
business in this place, we learn from the
San Francisco Herald, encountered nu
merous mshaps in attempting to visit
the Atlantic States. We quote from the
Herald:
One sci lom hears of moe mishars
occurring tn one man l. SO short time.
than those which befel Mr. G. \. FELTON,,
late County C Hector Of iuha, gentle
man well kmrwn and much esteemed.
The facts of this singular history aIe
briefly as fellows: Some DAYS since,
Mr.. FELTON,, designing to visit the Allan
tic States with his wife, determined to
leave Aarysville, where he then was,
on the small steamer NJ rria. He coh-
seqrentlv prepared for his journey, took
leave of his numerous lends, AID vent
down on beard If the Maria On arliv-
ing, however, he was informed that an
accident had "ccurle ed which would pe-
vent that steamers sailing, and Mr..
FELTON, returned 20 his hotel The next
day he embarked on the steamer Young
America, which ran into the bank on
the passage down diSmantied one of
her wheels, cap>ized her smoke stack.
and snffe ed other damage. by which
she was prevented frnm reaching Sacra-
mento that day. Nothing dauntrd Mr..
FELTON, at length ar ived in Sacramento,
but thee a new trouble awaited him. for
scarcely had he landed bef.ne he was
clapped OH the shoulder by Police "ffi-
Ger. who claimed both him and his wife
as prisone.s. PEI fectly ast"llnded, MIR.
Feuon demanded to know the cause Of
this unlocked for arrest and after a time
was Informed that trlegraphic dispatch
had been received from Marysville, in
s,ruc,ing the Police of Sacramento that
n Young man was on board The steamer,
who had run away with the daughter of
rich lady of Marysvile, and request
ing that they nigh. be ARE ted, and de
tanned until the pcrturbcd parent could
recover her daughter. The deScripii II
of Mr.. Felton's person aud that Of his
wife answering somewhat 10 that of the
eloped parties. they wee arrested and
detained until he satisfied the police If
InelT error. nc itdi ptilitS idu SiNC"
their pursuers the slip, and gone If on
another route. cely, howe, er. Ind
he got rid of this difficulty befnse he
learned that 81 900 of the money rob
bed from the Nevada stage near that
place belonged to him, and c began 10
imagine that his cup Of bad luck was
about full By dint If courage and per-
severance NJ. FELTON, at last arrived in
San Francisco time enough to engage
his passage on the Golden Gate. and ac
tuaIly reached that vessel accompanied
by several of his friends, wiIh"ut further
accident just befoe sailing, friend
observed that he would not be surprised
if some accident should happen to the
steamer. as Mr.. FELTON, seemed tn he III
for a run of mishaps; "nnr | either. Ie
marked Mr.. FELTON,, land if we are not
blown up or sunk, expect to see you
again in less than three days" Scarce
ly, however, had the steamer got faitly
10 sea before she broke her centre shaft
and had to return to port. Mr.. FELTON,
is now in this city, expecting to z" for
ward on the Sonora, and anXiously
awaits the next turn in the wheel of
fortune.
The Sonora sailed on Friday. with
Mr.. FELTON, and his wife aboard.
The Nevada journal., 1858-05-14
State of California

State of California
County Of Nevada
Township of Eureka, IS.
On this LIST day of May 1883 personally appeared be-
fore Justice of the Peace in d for the said county,
Margaret Cuhran known To TO be the described
nj when executed the foregoing declaration and
by made acquainted with the contents thereof and
knowcdged TO examination apart from and
without the hearing said hus and that she executed
the freely an voluntarily for the and purpo
therein mentioned. without fear comphlsion
lue influence of her husband and that she does wish
tn retract the execute n Of the
In witness whereof do hereunto set my hand and seal
lay and date aforesaid.
s D. HICKMAN,
may7 Justice of the Peace
The Nevada journal., 1858-05-14
Hosaetter's stomach Bittcrs.

CorrortS the appetite, mpartS tore to the system 70
o The lille and impure Secreons, regulates the bow
els, gives strength of body and mini. For dysp' p
<a d pcptic -vmptomS they the wonder of tie
afflicted in all "f faulencv, dizzinsss, protrac
tion great fatigue and general inability it is surprising
how the patient finds relief No family afford
be without Httt.n' Iiittors. Thy require erir
fts. id in quart bottles by Druggists and Liquor
dealers
The Bttcrs being very pleas to the taste also make
delightful beverage
As there aresevcral base limitations purchasers should
be careful Il I'd take none but the genuine HOSTEL
TER TOMACH BITE s, kept by all respectable
Saloon keepers, and for satc in quantities to suit by
PARK & WHITE,
Sole Agent for the Pacific Coast
l32 Washington ST. oppost, the Market, San Francisco
Mav7-tf G. q KILBOI-RNE. agent. NJ, ada