, 1858-11-26
DiscsIIaNy.

Afl1tlng about OlS NOHtll, Il ply ANNSS uoe
white folks talk so much about!
'WeIl, doesn't. You are too hard for
dis child dis time
why, Sam, Itort you knowed eberyting.
$50 | dnz I knows Polly Jones, what
sells coffee in dc vegetable market, and
knows Polly Tomson what doz gOin' out to
days work up in Canal street; but when it
comes to Polly Ticks I'm bothered. Guess
you'd better Ak white folks, Pete; dey peer
70 know all about her.
Tie minister Of one Of the New England
parifhes was called some years ago to effect
9 reconciliation between fisherman Of
certain village and his helpmate. Alter using
all the arguments in his power to convince
the offending husband that it was unmanly to
chastise his beloved cara spOsd, the minister
concluded; David, you know that the wife
l. The weaker vessel, and you should have
pity on her. 'COnfound her. replied the
molose fisherman, 'if she's the weaker vessel,
she should carry the less SAIL
The Mayor ofa one-horse town, somewhere
up IN Minnesota, holds forth ia the following
glowing strain in his inaugural: growth
of our city has been astounding to all human
calculations. They staggers belief, aud the
sho,,glt- mount mn N Tlorv and yoriFerate
HaIIeluiah Al he shriueiic panorama Of the
bussrr6v hriIIlaDcv of the future hereafter Of
~ tiu,s ~ CONS nv IN a few wears from
henop. We must make ample provision for
Tie tims or bust
A naner uublishes in Pennsylvania som,
v..ri .snca nronosed the folIowino knottv
oue.s;on to lie voung LAWYERS IN ~ .icinitv |.
sThe pIaintifr a. brings bis sction apainSt he
defsnd.rt n Eor a dog and sets e,s,b Il his
Se,isr-f;on a. descr;n1;ve r of IN animal ,hat
~ ~ - cnd N n, ,siI cnt o1I:--is 4 mo-, no.
;r,ur,h.ot on the nla;ntir in order n s,nror,
NJ Sscl.rssioe n ~ y sSo~ ,Sas ~ % tSe dog W. no
epd % bis tail len
sWhat. INV ftiends.' eried Rev DR. Kpox.
IN, n n nrr.rhed IN N ~sn;t;es ~ i;Cs
s~h1t. NV ftiends. 4 money p And he gavc
~ n1lDit an awfi,I banc. -
sfwo per cent a month y cried solo,,or
Wan s,rset, wakina from 4 deem dream But
e he looked around, he saw that he was no.
q the board, and that he was a money
changer N the temple ttatsrr
A ou.ker. intending N drinL n ola.. n,
we,rr. took m a small tumbIer az o;5 M
IA "a IIi.oorer Eis Tn;staEe until IL 90, IL.
ti-i - aoor md -raIIowed he dose M,
ho lifted bosh hands and exclaimed. sVerIIy,
Ihnse taken inwardly the balm Of the world :
peoplei Whist will Abigail say when she
smells my breaihf sias.4sg
An oed sort Of 4 genius. having stained
INTO min. was looking with apparept sion.
ilI.nont a tie movement Of az n,aebinerv.
when fkS miller fhinkiug n oniz hin, asLcJ
III Ia hoard ~ ne1s tNots I Irnv,
q, ,'s.id be; what Is itf Why replied
ne miller they say The devil is dead By
lngA s.td Jonathans b be! Who tends
tho milf
An. .,,n. IN a. f,r .Dls,,d,,- -. 49,,
inrovcr the esslern hiIls. ssvs a YsnLee ~.
pS. nsulv-uirrisd man exclain,ed sIhe
glory Of tie world e risingr His wife.
uho happened 70 b getting up at that mo.
mcuh taking the compliment TO herself sim
pered oui. f1hat would you say, dear, if ]
tdny s'lk goEn unf III HIE Efn
A ,l,,tv,yu,.,a, ~. ,,,oLs ar N. ,,,I..a oe
hiu Discourse and thus addIessed his conQre
griions Ny dear brethren, let me here tell
Yon dat An now Just half through NV isor-
mon; but as ! porcsiva your impatienco, |
VII ray that he remaining half is not more
@ quarter - iong as that you have
7 tifi q p. ~ fcisllNAi
a citizen Who was moderate drinker Vas
h1,ousht By temperance agmt TO afix bis
n-,oIe q an abstinence pledge; He de
-'-e t,',oa. .eA1ols5 :. last now