The Opelousas patriot. [volume] (Opelousas, Parish of St. Landry, La.) 1855-1863, 1858-08-07

PuSCH's ADVICE IN HeT W~EATHgR.-Allow moth.
ing oWorTy. you. Refrain from reading the Debates.
Keep as cool as possible. Enter into no game
WITH an freshman, Eat plenty Of salad. Pay a cab
man ms far sooner than dispute with him. Order in
no more meat than yau want for the days consnmp-
ton. # you have occasion to consult a railway
guide sooner than do it yourself, pay some QUE to do
y for you. Avoid going near a tallow chambers
shop. A. . blue stocking, or blue bottle, torment
yna, sooner than enter into a controversy with her.
Or MN, go into another room. Cold meat is better
than hot. Shan pnblic dinners. Walk on the SIN.
dy SIDE 81 the way. Be very careful how Won trust
Yourself 20 q sun-stroke or d five act tragedy. Be
R Rssn s1se eve y 70 yoar enemy, with the Wenham.
soirees, g~eu'ltoas, The ddnsantes o. chantaates. private
parties, "a few friends and all great mobs what.
ever. Allow no man If you can help it, to tread I'm.
On your corns but better to bear with the pain YOU
nave than put Yourself to any violent e~xertion ID re-
senting it. Should you be button.holed nv n red
hurried friend, you shouldn't look at him oftener thar
10 polite, or absdlutely Necessary. Walk twice the
distance ntfer Than get inside d red hot oven Of an
omnibus IN the latter case, you will be ~infallibly
II any letters come with the printed representation
IN her Hqjestgss Seruiee,a without meaning any
d'srespeet to her majesty or suriily refusing % d.
her a service, don't open them as they will only an.
noy you with the rememherance of neglected duties
or work on yonr tender feelings by some pathetic Al.
inslon to nnpaid taxes. Better not call on affection.
aie eoasins. Close your lips tight against London
milk and German metaphysics, as we'll az eyervthina
Inat IS sour or iikely to Sour you. Exercise the same
wise o%bstinacy with regard to unripe fruit. II. IN ~
wei 70 keep ont Of a butchers shop, and all pastry.
cooks unless you happen TO hay. a partiajiity f9r
HES; Give up the idea Of going to the ton of s.
Panis Cathedral until the weather is considerably
cooler Avoid all theological hairsplittinr natters
Of the metaphysical mysticism, Spurgeon5sms mar
ish squabbles, and puseyite scandals, until The cool coo
otthe evening, Wear old boots. Don't attemnt the
Here9lean task Of putting on your gloves, supposine
yonr hands are ~laboring under the usual in nspn,s
OF the weather. Count ten, and look at an oyster lat
least) twenty times, befare you venture to swalIsow
one. Babies that are addicted to CRYING should hs
Kept at a distance, as their music, esnecialiv # lane
esptinned, Is rather apt to spoil the sweetness a +
ON disposition. II you feel you are getting nee.
Hish5S pen your waistceat. Before leaning hack 900
that te&re Is not n "stick-em.aiive.ohn behind vnu
on which your head may adhesively recIine, rinai,,
y, firting Is dangerous. Tou much Verdi il rela =
clothes ar a nuisance. Aetirnltural
speeches have, at % in the shade, a tendencv ia
madness. And above all, be extremely sanfions
what pastry you eat. and what light literature vnn
read during this brain-boiling and all-yourigint 6ot.
weather. sN"tshoe
N; B.-Elhow no bull and don't cross the nstb
dog N""''a'e i"oh'ng