The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1858-09-30
VARIETY.

We Of glory can only create hero; the con-
it creates a great man.
Illinois Journal asks il we can "throw any
k;ssirg'' We don't care 10. The thing
as we'll in the dark.-Louisriile Journal.
lou Iok as though you were beside YOURSELF
bag to fop, who happened to be standing by
the collection of Talleyrand's aphorisms re-
published, we select a few that reveal the
: and spirit Of the man
|ntrtdict and argue with total stranger, is
Bcking at gate to ascertain if there is any
hin.
! Is 80 great a charm in friendship, that there
d kind Of pleasure in acknowledging ourself
by the sentiment it inspires.
Iunded modesty is nothing more than una
anity; the too humble obesance is sometimes
se'l impertinence-
Equation of a man is like his sshadow-gigan-
it precesies him, and pigmy in its proportion
Follows
', devoid of grace, is a mere hook without
He who cannot feel friendship is alike in
Of love. Let a woman beware of the man
that he loves no one but herself
Ount de Coigny possesses witt and talent,
onversation is fatiguing. because his memory
e1lct in quoting the date OF the death of
er the great, and that of the Princess de
pes poodle.
age Is coming on me rapidly as the urchin
"a stealing apples from an old mans garden,
the owner coming, cowhide in hand.
very intoxicated was sent to durance vile.
dn't you bail him out 2" inquired a bystan-
friend.
bhim OUT" exclaimed the other, "you
pump him OUT
ecome Of a stranger depends upon the name
upon the coat he wears our farewell upon
he has displayed in the interview.
President said a member of a school CON-
nt West. Il rise to get up, and am not
10 come forward in the cause of edication.
pt been for ei'cation, I might have been as
as yourself, Mr.. President
frtaiu village are two public houses The
stranger, stopping at one of them, in
the landlord 80 Who runs the other house,'
Fous landlord replied, "Everybo runs it
there
house is on fire." said a stranger, rushing
parOr Of a sober citizen. 'sWell. sir,'' was
Fer OF the litter, '.to what cause am in
the extraordinary interest which you take
airs of my house:''
Polmaster, wishing his pupils TO have a clear
hith. ILLUSTRATED 1t thus q Here is an apple,
n. and therefore know that il is there: bur.
Place II under this tea-cup, you have faith
there. though you no longer see it, The
bel TO understand perfectly: and the next
master asked them "what is faith 20 they
with one accord, can apple under tea
Ellington correspondent is responsible for the
is fnnny bit of scandal going here. about
weil-known lady noted for her exquisite
on and fine hair Her room opened on to a
Eay, through which gentleman was pass
pc cry of fire was raised in the hotel. The
ew up her window and put out her head to
bear the danger might he. What sight did
mt to the astonished friends passing by-as
sans teeth, sans rouge. sans everything
before him-a specter els that you,
exclaimed the affrigh ed locker on. "No,"
the poor woman. "It is Mrs Al A few
er, Mrs. B. left the hotel and Washington
eason.
osT OF MODERN BELLE-Some wretched
has made it his business to ascertain the
modern belle: saw her dancing in the
says Around her snowy brow were set
ve hundred dollars; such would have been
er OF any jeweler to the question, What
diamonds,'' With the gentle undulation
som there rose and fell exactly one hundred
two dollars and fffy cents. The sum bore
Of brooch OF gold and enamel Her fairy
invested in fifty dollars, represented by
nc satin; and this was overlaid BY, one hum
fifty dollars more in two skirts Of white
stefully down each side of the latter were
rs and fifty cents, which so many bows OF
bbon had come to. The lower margin Of the
red and fifty dollar skirts were edged with
Rddi;ional dollars, the value Of some eight
silver fringe, quarter Of q yard in depth.
waist, taking zone and clasp together, l
to be confined by one hundred and MY
Her delicately grounded arms, the glove Of
id being added to the gold bracelet which
the little wrist, may be said to have been
With one hundred and eleven dollars and
ht ceuts. and putting the silk and satin at
hgure, should say she wore four dollars
een and three quarters cents on her feet
Eether was this thing Of light, this creature
ss. arrsyed from top to toe, exclusively Of
lries, in three thousand two hundred and
dollars and dny-ss~so cents