Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1858-05-14
MISCELLANEOUS.

Mr. SrlhN-r tel, tie following rather
remarkable -uu story
Sr.asjr. rt Cav with .,n ora gun. r.
c,riir- some cunning exploits. b. told ne
ola .ir-.lar stance ola gun hanging err.
which. v.-.irrut f.r ti, wei, known vgr G
i,y, 4 .'r1 frl I.p 81 O. doubt. IL
bad snapped h., gun ata cry Squirrel and
tfs -rr t.I .yr'al,l, bat o.. r.sce not 20
ir- ID. o.. t,.k o., FROM h.. shoulder. looked
down ,n Che barrel All law che charc. Just,
.nrtirc. when bringing 10 90 he sh1ull.,
once m.rr. d, ueDS % auI kiilel the squir-
81.
Ac,'s'mt,I harri.'er. retired from rrac-
tic. W., one aly asked his .,ors-s opinion
of,he law. ..Wby OBJ, toe, i.. reoinsd
he. .'ir any man vrr, 60 claim the coat
urou my hack. and threaten nv refusal
with a 'as .lit. h- ,'oaI certainly have
it. l-.', boz defending my coat .loall lose
ny val.-a,t also"
\ CultD c> Iur ErrS~l TrT>r,s OF
Tmvcs Nr p. ht'ls daughter cane
running g. hrr aunt one DAY. sayins. "Aun,
K,ts. N,ti- Matt, IA. .wlI!,sci = bu,,on''
Sesrns her terror. her auu, calmly replied,
"ws,l. Mat .o1l viii that g., her - sad
the child very sri1usly. not Any : I'd IS I
see. pslU ,,s 'ralg.r' i4ii51 hals" 80
An Ir..l gentleman bad occasion to visit
the south ..u. month. ,iu,e. When he
ryturu.I b. remarked Q, - friend tha, tie
S,uthsrn people w.r' very eIiravs,nt.
Upon bang asked why -, De- remark d that
wbsrr De- ,.uI they bal ID candle ,i,k worth
eleven hundred d,lar,i why. how IN
the wls,l c1aII d, have co.; that much -
inquire friend. Och, 's ub,srs, l,
VI, uot.i1' m.r.'a q i,g aic-.y f,lgs hold
a. a tomb ',- O., 90 o.. tg'''
Rudolph SAYS that one, upon a time a
eo,ur,i COOK ares,.l company Of her own
kind, and was 90 Ia !a,' 70 ku3w how to en-
tsrt,il a.r ir..ri..
Tier u'.,r,s, sitl-
"Ct.e. 800 mus; make an apology"
"Gr1I lord mi.,u., hpa can make
IL? lsI' up rs;., "a batter, nor nothing
% make q, with"
"Oor- ur,n time. a man met an old
woman boz an English town. driving several
49,. " A.'su, mother Of ass. " aid he.
'"Aiisu, ns on poo w.. the oli woman's
ryr'y. Toe fellow wen, On h.s way, feeling
for Do. ears.
why a-, there - few e5ayi,ts in the
Mi-ii:,1 p.u,.atury thi, year, asked
sam. TO-. 700 an. I,y ~ tao sine.
why, SCI. sam, &c they send them by
th- P,atl, Railroad. AMI their time expire,
bs'ar, they go; there"
Ri cheek, are only oxygen in another
sh,p' Gr,. anuJu. 90 wear PAIR, will
6nt them where the RS. ds-,gt Ot doors.
Bs,r,,f h..,os IN love with a pair Of
m ,a.t,cs-,. 900 y,u ,yea.-yrtaineI whgth.
sr ,u, w',rsr Is toe original proprietor.
T., present. evil soften the bu.k in which
Proyhrn-, has enclosed the germ Of future
property.
LIns'u1v say. tia, "Ssniay /. the
goll-n clasp ga, bind. together the volume
OF the ws-s.
Every w,,,,si,n Is an exact thought; that
whisa is perfectly true is inpl'tcc,ly witty
\ ht,l, boy In Cambridge d,,erib,. snor.
Ing as s,,ias eF SEP.
The late CIl. s.. 50 well known Tor
his P4us,Uun "a. anil burly dsPor,n'n,,
beng ono. iuportunei by a diminutiv'
tailor ,r 'ar Paynons VI ball, pleasantly
exclaimed
III you were not such little reptile,
woiII Aick you down .t,'rs!'
Little r,ptils q" repeated the dun 'And
what II Gan3 Recollsci, COlOosl, that ",
cant al b, great brutes'"
one REsrlr Or ruE INT,Nors BrsrSEss
IL i .tat-d that one cause Of the numerOu
suicides and crimes 80 ielrlully Prevalen
Of late. j. the extensive sduIierations an.
ppi.Jnips % liquor nuw almost UNIVERSAL!
.d,nt.i in this wicked trAhc. DESTROYING