Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-05-07

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An amusing story Of DANES Barringsi
ington, Recorder Of Bristol, is related by
one of the British press Having 10 aps
pear before Thea plaintiff in q case at q
winter assizel in Glonmel, he .llefs INTO
the defendant in no measured terms.
The ind dual inveigh he'd against not being
present. only heard Of the inyeetiyes.--i
Alter, Barring ton, however, had. got
back 10 Dublin. lhe FipPsrarS man lost
counsel, He rode al. day and night, ana
covered with ,sleet, arrived before Bar
rington's residence, in Harcoprt street,
Dublin. ThroSipgs the. bride of his
smoking horse over the railing Of his
area, he announced his arrival by. "a
thunderipg knock THE door. which near.
~, shook the street. Barringto lon s. valet am
swered the summons, and open the street
door, beheld the apparition Of q rough
coated Tipperaryg FIRE eater, with q
large stick under his arm. and The sleet
sticking 10 his bushy whiskers. s.l.,
.Ia your master up, demanded the
visitor, in voice that gave some. intima.
ton Of the object of his journey.
No. answered the man.
Then give him my compliments, and
say MIR. Foley, chem know the name.
will be glad to see him. ~ =. go
The valet went up stairs and told his |
master, who was in bed, the pufport
of his visit. - A9.F ,sFsH1
Then done let Mr.. Foley in for
your lire.,, said Darlington, 'for it's not
a hare and a brace Of ducks he has
come TO present me with"
= The man was leaving the bed room,
when rough wet coat pushed BY him, |
while a thick voice said 'by your leave;'
at the Same moment Mr.. Foley entered
The bedroom. a's' go, s'o
you know my BUSINESS said he TO
Darlington. sI'haye made a journey to
teach you manners, and it is not my
purpose to return until have broken
every bone in your body and d the
same time be cut a figure Of eight with
his shillelagh, before the cheyal glass.
You do not mean to you would mur>iI
der me in bed. exclaimed DANES. who
had as much honor as cool courage.
No. replied the other, but get up as
soon as you can
Yes. replied DANES. shat you might
fell me the moment l put my body out
Of the blankets .a ~ - 'l.''as y
No replied the other. '1pledge you
Word not to touch YOU 'b,a till you are
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Upon your hoEor9' se g. b'.f sal"
Upon my honor. . 1l@ t'sa
THAT isehdugh,s said DANES, turning
over and mailing himself very Comforts.
Ole, and seeming as though he meant 10 /
fall asleep, i have The honor OF an Irish
gentleman, and may rest as safe as |
though IH@@ere under the castle guard
Tie Tippefhry salamahder looked
narvelIousIy astonished at the pretended
slet per. but soon DANES began to snore.
'Halloa!' said Mr.. Foley, aren't you
going to get up?' 100 '..,.'
No. said Danes or have Che honor Of
an Irish gentleman that he will not strike
me in. bed. and I am sbure am not go.
ing TO get up to have my bones broken; / |
will never get up again. In the mean
time. Mr.. Foley. II you SHOULD want your
breakfast, ring the bell; and the best in
e,liouse is AZ your service. The morn
ing paper will be here presently, but be
sure 10 air il before reading. for there is
nothing from which a man so quickly
catches cold, as reading a damp Journal
and DANES once more affected TO go to
sleep.
e Tie Tipperary man had fun in him as
well as ,lerocity; he could not resist the
cunning Of the counsel, SO laughing he
exclaimed. Get up, Mr.. Darlington, for
10 bed or out Of bed, / have not the heart
to hurt SO droll' a man.
The result was that in less than an
hour afterwards. DANES and his intended
murderer were sitting down to a warm
breakfast, the latter only intent upon as.
sapltihg q dish Of smoking chops
I EDiFQRs:=7A good editor. p competent
newspaper conductor. is, like general or
a poet-born, not, made. Exercise and
experience give facility. but the quqli6-
cation is innate, or is never manifested.
On The London daily papers All The great
historians. novelists. poets, essaylsts. and
writer's of travel. have been tried. and
nearly all have failed. We might say
ali; for. after display Of brIIiancy, brief
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