Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1858-07-06
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BEAUrY's ALLoY.--EVery rose has its
thorn; YOU never find a woman with pins
and needles. 81
Ey-No man can follow Nature and
foster fasehood, for Nature is n constant
Heaven telling truth.
EF-It is a noble species of revenge to
have the power of n severe retaliation, and
not to exercise it.
EUIu Arkansas, when man desires
to say that he would like ~ drink. he de-
cares that if he had glass Of whiskcy.
he would throw himself side Of i.
mighty quick!
GSs"the pleasure Of doing good is
pleasure that never wears out. The
pleasure of being sood is another of the
same sort.
Ey Adam Clarke said he had lived to
know than the secret of happiness was
never to ALLOW your energies to Stag
nate.
Es-Judge Rohan was a grouty old
magistrate, nrvrr known To speak well OF
any body. cold blooded. selfish. and
vet declared OH all hands to be
good nudge, for lie hated every one just
alike.
Ey- Chasing u ra,lcar is Il very unpro-
frable kind of exercise. Patrick got out
to take some refreshment. The train was
off without him. "S'op, thereH' he
shouted after it. ''Stop, ye ould stame-
wagin. ye'vc got a passinger aboard THAT'S
left behindi
RsA old gentleman says, that he is
the last n,an in the world to tyrannize over
a daughters affections. 8 long rs she
marries the man Of his choice, ho don't
care who she loves.
EN-.Ma, what is hushs' inquire little
boy.
sWhy. my dear, do you ask?'
Because [ aske d sister Ann what made
her dress sick out so all round like hoop,
and size said huSh.'
RS- lovely woman is one of the in
sticutivns nf this country--aBgel5 in
silks or calico. The men rise up before
her when she enters the rail car, aud
sand around hor like marks of admra
ton
AS ExCEpruoN TO 4 RuLE.---Wheneve
81 man exclaims that all mankind are vii
lains. he ASSURED that be contcmplates
an instant offer Of himself as an exccp-
ton.
RE- Pew Civilitv. "Have YOU not mis-
taken the pew, sir?" blandly said Sun
dav Chesterfield to y stanger as he entered
it. a. bay PARDON" replied the intruder,
rising to 60 cut. IL fear L have, took it
for n Christians 50 ..
Ey-A celebrated dandy WAS one even
ing i'll company with young lady, and,
observing her kiss her favorite poodle, he
advanced, and begged the like favor. re-
marking that she ought to have as much
charity for him as she had shown to the dog.
"Sir," said the belle. II never Kissed my
d"R when he WAS puppy
EE~It iA said that once, when Robert
Hail was confined in an insane hospital,
while suffering under an attack of Insan y,
visitor passing through ono of the wards
asked him what brought linn there?--
"What never will bring ycu," was Halls
prompt reply; "too much brain"
GS-"Biddv, bring me some salt"
Sure an will, your riverence"
Forthwith appeared BiddY with the
rtcle in her hand. Said the mas
ter
''Neverag az Yin bring me anything in your
hanl. you should have brought it on a
=. lac"
The evening meal being over, the bel
VA, again rung. and the faithful domestic
Instantly appeared.
~ walt my slippers"
Ri ldy went and returned hearing in hcr
hand plate, upon tOAicA tOere tile PrieSfs
Slippers.
Py"" Madam" said cross-te -tempertt
physician 10 u paiinet. "if women wer,
admitted t" paradise. their tongues woulc
n,ak" it purgatorv.' "And some phys
clans. if allowed to practice there.
replied the l"dy. would make it u des
erl."
Eg- Old age is coming on me rapidly.
"a th- urchiu shii whrn stealing apple.
from AN old man's garden. and saw TN,
owner coming. COW hide IN hand.
ETs" y duel was fought in Mississirp las
mnnth by Mr.. $. Knott and Mr. A. w
Sh"tt. The result was that Knott was
s'iot, and Shot WAS not.
rS-The most astonishing instance Of ,
mans "",sard for his word was r.conil,
given by man who killed his wife. whom
lle did not like. When asked why j..
didn't 20 of and leave her. instead Of kill
in. her." he replied. io,,osev. "that Il,
had promised. the wedding day. I,
i've with heI until death should part them
IN I HAT he wasn't the man to break Iii
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