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J. WRIGHT & CO.
IF you WOULD ESCAPE

IF YOU WOULD ESCAPE
LONG SUFFERING, WEAKNESS.
DEFoRMITY OR PREMATURE DEATH
lDaIIey's Magical Pain Extractor,
The only Instant Yever.Fang AudOte 10 Pain Earth
wARRANTE
To cure without smart quicker all as that other things
releve moreover unmsakable control
the many naades below named which deaes ALL other
remedies and medical skin.
l. Stops all pain, even Of Burns, instantly
q Heals Burns and Small Pox, etc. free Of scars
B. Admits no scald to raise water blister or sore
L. Takes away Old Sores fully.
s. Subdues all internal and external Inflammation.
6. Ends Commissions, Collie and Fits directly.
7. Soothes Nerves to ease, quiet and strength
8. Restores action and strength to Pa.sied Limbs.
9. Destroys Modification instantly
TO- Generates new Flesh rotted thereby.
H. Keeps off Black aud Swelling after blows.
IL Dissolves CatarGcts and strengthens Sight
49, Draws and heals Bsers free of smart mark
Neutraze all posons and humor either hereditary In
fused by bees hornets mosquitoes, reptiles. rabd
mails, corrupt bodies or plants.
ABSOLUTELY
Now whether the bigot believes Fire. Poison
aammaton Modification Infection and Hydrophoba the hor
all men, nepien Consumption Constipation Eryspe
las Cancer Inflammation of the Chest Bowels Pleursy.
Chronic Darrhea Dysenery rendered comparatively
easily by child possessing but box of
this mighty cheap electric rapid antidote to un
$4,000
WILDE forfeited LIFE where all medical
sceneefais
MILLIONS
Use daily asounded satisfaction all praise -EoEE
ARE SAFE WITHOUT IT. and it has become the greatest
commercial antidote
Refer Dr. " Mott New York, the greatest surgeon etc.,
in America, and all eminent physicians.
Forsalein New Orleans, wholesale and retail, by
J. WRIGHT CO.,
| q and Isl Cbsrtres street.
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Zeander 7 W
InitIn Is.

A Virginia lawyer once objected to an expression
Of the Act of Assembly OF PENNSYLVANIA, that the
State House yard should be surrounded by brick
wall, and remain open enclosure foreyer.n Butt
said Judge Breckenridge who was present, g put
him down by that Act of the Legislature OF Virginia
which is entitled, supplement to an Act to amend
an Act making it penal TO alter the mark of an I'M
marked hog.'n
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Silence that Dreadful Coughr

silence that Dreadful CoughI
The work destroyer has begunl The Lungs in
dangeri Resort to
DIR. Davis
COMPOUND SYRUP OF WILD CHERRY AND TAR,
or aid may be in vain Are you motheri Your
daugheryour idol aud earthly joys bed Of Ian
gusng pale cheek and euaesied form show that she Is
wasting away The sepuchrs cough pains and
siekens your soul; il is the
SOUND OF DEATH
Therei remedy that will stop Cough herfEc
the consumptiye's grave.
YOUNG MANI
hectic flush cough feeble limbs tell of fearfulfore-
bodngs and loss hope Just abeut life consumption
sheds blight the FUTURE but you need
despair An arm is stretched forth you-o soohe and
heal your wounded lungs. tits DR.. DAVIS
Compound Syrup OF wild Cherry and Tar.
tits admitted by everybody that Dr. Davis Compound Syrup
of Wild Cherry and Tar is the only remedy that will positively
CURE consumption coughs colds Group whoopng cough and
splitting of blood
For sale in New Orleans wholesale and retail by
j. WRIGHT a CO.,
81 and ISL Chartres street.
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tpAfoRT BEFoRE AprEARANcg.--Most people are
apt 70 sacrifice comfort to appearance to subject their
own families 70 manifold priyatons and dscomforts
n oSaer % astonlsh with show Of aiiuences few
sufh a. their foolish and puerIle attempts al dsnlay
ng ittle superior upholstery in room which none
q ne family dare make use Of MANY Il the house
W VI. nase seen wherein the paflor was crarnmed
nlI IN useless stun, while not single room was com.
iortaby furnished. Every family should seel ara
Inc utmost comfort for is own members that i'll
means will compass aud then. ii there il a snrnns
o. Mnds which they know not what else 70 do with.
please the eye Of strngeor rather Ia excite
than pleasure among rival householders Those anari
menfs Of house which are most used should receive
The most attention The diningroom and sleepipe
On these does the health land consequently Inc Fam.
iort and happness) Of the family pre- emnentIy de-
pend Ii short, seek first your own comfort and the
appearances win take care OF themselves.
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FANCY GOODS.

n n. sTEvENs On.
Ls
IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE DEALERS
@ U l. Il II Y, G u Ms, PI-ST D L. > !,
FAAfoAAHf' fAScf s0oOs'
mn, .r ,,s,o,r,,,,,. .cr,o,. oo.,r
PLAYING Cards. etc
M. ......,,.-. ......,.. - ,r. 49,.
Inc subscribers invite the attention Of City and Country
70 'nsf extensive assortment OF 'o ao"p'e0 70
''N.NA u "-1', ,ee'''e 0a' o'Oa' uie'' tO"
WV. tV''sn a-u D''Dss'', anu "'o ',
0'eu " 0hsi ne" " ue"' "s ~" a. any onet mouse In
'ne county
late arrivals direct from the manufacturers large
nent Of
Joseph Rodgers SONS Fine Pocket CUTLERY
RAzoRs IN .a..s
- $1,000
- = sOisSof's' -
wOstenh0lm's Fine Pocket CUTLERY.
W.. s. Butchers
Wade 4 Butchsr,s Fine RAzoRs.
So, .,,.Tc,,-,, -.
siF- D'1''' y
Damascus
Butchers Table CUTLERY.
American Iyory Handled
Eleys Double Waterproof CAPS
.n+.co,ros,ra
ct.. r,o n
English Rovvis and shsst, EN1vEs
hunting AMI ES-Aoons -nSh"ies'
Engiish and German sClssoRs.
American and English SHEARS
f.arn,ao sf,rccop c a,a cur,pc -.
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Also large stock of the following,
s,I,,a, pto..,x .s.a.s
TIE AspooNs
- -
iApLE sFooNs
TABLE FORKS, TwT
DESSERT FORKS.
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Bru,hes.
HAIR BRUsHEs-French, English variety
Cloth BRUSHES
Hat :.
Crunb =.
Tooth s,4ard5rows.
Tooth fancy handles.
Nail =.
Scrubbiug
Whitewash
Counter =.
Marking
Paint
Buttons.
PEARL SHIRT, plain and figured, from s to l6-i
Large assortment.
:. Coat.
Agate shirt-white, Plsin and Ribbed
whiteand colored-You,hs size.
large
Lasting Coat and Vest.
Fancy Glass, of various patterns.
Paper Coat and Vest.
Bone suspender, in boxes.
Bone and Wood overcoat.
Coat Loops Comedians
Agate and fancy styles
jet Buttons, forLadies' Dresses.
Fancy =. =. e.
Studs, great variety.
Belts, Bores,,ete.
Patent Leather Belts,
Black Elastic Belts,
Moire Antique Belts
Travelling Belts,
Fancy Belts,
Fancy Boxes,
Toy Watches.
Mirrors.
Mahogany Frame, all sizes.
Gilt
Glass :. paintsd.
Double Hand Mirrors
Britannia Shaving Boxes.
German Glasses, With Drawers.
Fancy Goods, etc.
Pocket Comprises, Corkscrews,
Veg. Ivory Goods, variety of Rattes.
Thmhes, Needle Cases. etc..
Thermometers, 10 and Il inches.
Retcules, large variety.
Portemounaies, variety.
Portepnrses, Pocket Books.
Night fapsFs, Mason's Backing.
SILK Watch Guards and Ribbons.
suspendersl
Carpet Taeks, etc.
Writing Desks and Portfolios.
Travelling Companions.
Walking Canes.
Pipes large assortmenti
Glove Stretchers
Powder AID Puff Boxes
Shawl Pins
BTesstpins, fancy, etc.
Tweezers, Watch Keys, Key Rings,
Cornelian Rings
Fancy Rings
Toy Whips
Toy Trumpets.
Tn, rri.s ~.
Toy Bells.
Rrass Stir. crxi,,.
.liiHss'
EvsIst Yacb;,as a..
@ '' s'
Perfumery, Soaps, etc.
FArfna Cologne
tWrightis Cologne.
n
TayloTs supr Cologne.
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r IL. STEVENS < co.,
IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE DEALERS
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he work Of the destroyer has besun rhe Lungs are in
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Belts, .Boxes,-ete,
Patent Leather Belts,
Black Elastic Belts,
Moire Antique Belts
Travelling Belts,
Fancy Belts,
Fancy Boxes,
Toy Watches
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PAPER. STATIONERY. SCHOOL AND BLANK BOOKS.
Playing Cards, etc.,I
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THERE'S remedy that will stop Cough herfro
the consumptiye's grave
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LIST OF5I,ETTERS


FRIDAY MORNING, JUNE as, is
Ladies List
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1858-10-27
Instructions 10 q Jury.

Judges in this par; of The world, are some.
times far from lucid in their "charses :" and
III reality, quite as foggy though seldom as
TRUTHFUL as his honor who addressed the
patient Twelve at the conclusion of a long
trial somewhere "out west"
" If the jury believe, from the evidence
that tho plaintiff and de fendant were part
ners in the grocery, and that the plaintiff
bought out the defendant and gave his note
io7the interest, and the def. paid for the note
by delivering to the PLAINTIFF COW, which he
warranted mot breachy,' and the warranty
was broken by reason of the breachiness of
the COW, and he drove the COW back and
rendered her TO the defendant, but the de.
fendant refused 10 receive her. and the plain.
Till took her home again, and put u heavy
yoke or poke upon her, 10 prevent her from
jumping the fence, by reason of the yoke,
broke her neck and died; and if the jury
further believe that the defendants interest
in the grocery was worth anything, the
plaintiffs note was worthless, and the cow
good for nothing either for milk or beer,
then the jury must find out for themselves
how they will decide the case for the court
if it understands itself, and it thinks it does,
don't know how such a case should be de-
cided"
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1858-10-27
INDIAN SUMMER.

There is time, Just when the frost
Prepares 10 pave old Winters way,
When Autumn, in reverie lost,
The mellow daytime dreams away;
When summer comes, in musing mind,
To gaze once more on hill and dell,
To mark how many sheaves they bind,
And see if all are ripened well.
With balmy breath she whispers low,
The dying flowers look up and give
Their sweetest incense, ere they go,
For her who made their beauties live
She enters meath the woodlands shade
Her zephyrs left the lingering leaf,
And bear it gently where are laid
The loved and lost ones of its grief.
AT last, old Autumn, rising, takes
Again his sceptre aud his throne
With boislerons hand the tree he shakes,
Intent on gathering all his own.
Sweet Summer, signing flies the plain,
And waiting Winter, gaunt and grim,
Sees miser Autumn hoard his grain,
And smiles TO think it's all for him.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1858-10-27
To DevclOpe q Man Physically.

The editor of the New York Clipper has
been visiting Morrissey, and in his paper of
this week gives the following accoun, OF the
traing process under which it is hoped to
bring the muscles of the prize fighter to the
most perfect development. The free love
short girls might find in this remedy for
the physical defects of their "afiinities," if
not a cure for their evil morals:
As the system Of training which he is now
pursuing differs considerably iromthat which
we have previously described, we give a
brief abstrac of it. He rises at 81 o'clock
in the morning, and undergoes cold bath,
having a couple OF pals of spring water pour-
ed over him, and well spongcd with it He
is then rubbed dry with coarse towels, and
after dressing starts off on three mile walk,
running an additional half mile. Every 9TH
er morning before thus setting of, he drinks
Il large glass of the finest sherry, with an
egg beaten up in it. On his return from
that appetite creating excursion, he uses the
skipping rope Tor ;we.ty minutes, to exer-
else and strengthen the musc'cs of the leg
and finishes with the dumb bells fora quar-
ter of an hour. Eight o'clock has by this
time arrived, and he goes TO breakfast with
an appetite by no means lesacned by his
mornings exercise. At this meal he par
takes of cup of tea and a broiled mutton
chop. After breakfast he walks Il miles
out to house, where he takes a glass OF
Murfiy's fh.e old ale, and u crus; Of home
baked bread.
Returning, lie runs amle at the top Of his
speed, and on reaching his hotel is wei! rub
bed down by his trainers. lie then. after
changing his dress, commences with the
weight machine, and finishes the mornings
work with Fighting the bag" Dinner hour,
ore o'clock, has now arrived, aud here a
large cut of sirioin of beef, or OF mntton,
awaits him varied occasionally with broil-
ed chicken. lie is allowed but litlo water,
and after dinner he takes half a tumblrr oil
sherry, with piece of dry toast. He then
washes his face and hands in liquid pre-
pared by his trainer, the object of which is
10 harden the flesh Oh these paris. He now
nine miles, returns, uses the bag for twenty
minutes, and Is well rubbed down. He di-
versIies this routine by sparring with Shep.
erd, Lawrence or Burns, and using the
weight machine. Tea at six O'Clock, COM
prlsing ligh, broiled egg and mutton chop
or broiled chicken, and single cup of ted.
Afterwards he takes a rest for an half an hour.
and then amuses himself with rowing On the
| river for an hour or so. After again wash.
ing his hands and face in the liquid before
mentioned, he imbibes half Il glass of the
sherry VINE, and eats a crust of stae bread
before retireing for the evening, which, he
does at eight O'Clock, again TO rise in the
morning and pursue the same course of ex.
ercise and detelics.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1858-10-27
Webster Matched by a Woman.

In the somewhat famous case of Mrs. Bo.
gems will, which was tried in the Supreme
Court some years ago, Mr.. Webster appear.
ed as counsellor for the appellant. Mrs.
Greenough, wife OF Rev. William GIeenough
la:e of West Newton, tall, straight, queen.
y looking woman, with keen black eye
woman of great self. possession and decsa
ion Of character-was called 10 stand as i
witness on the opposite side from MIR. Web.
ster Webster, at a glance, lad the sagaci-
ty 10 forsce that her testimony, if it contain
ed anything of importance, would have grea.
weight with the court and jury. lie, there
fore, resolved, if possible, 10 break her up.
And when she answered 10 the first question
put to her, 81 believe" Webster roared out,
1--WE don't want TO hear what you believe,
we want TO hear what you know !" Mrs.
Greenough replied, "That's Just what was
about 10 say, sir" and went on with her
testimony. And Notwithstanding his re.
peated efforts 10 disconsert her, she pursued
the even tenor of her way, until Webster,
becoming quite fearful of the result, arose,
apparently in great agitation, and drawing
out his large snul.box, thrust his thumb and
finger TO the very bottom, and carrying the
deep pinch TO both noslris, drew it up with
gusto and then extracting from his pock.
ct very large handkerchief, which flowed
TO his feet as he brought it 10 the front, ho
blew his nose with report that rang dis
tinct and loud through the crowded hall
Wsbster-"Mrs Greenough, was Mrs Bod.
gen neat woman ?n Mrs. Greenough-.I
cannot give you very full information as TO
that, sir; she had one dirty trick" Web
ster-"Whal's that, ma am 2" Mrs Green.
ough-"She took snuTn The roar of tho
court house was such that the future Deleu.
der of the Constitution subsidized, and netll-
er rose nor spoke again until Mrs. Greenoush
had vacated her chair for another witness,
having ample time to reflect upon the inglor-
ious history of the man who had stone
thrown on his head BY a woman-Bostoa
Ledger.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1858-10-27
A Good Yarn

Is told Of Dr. Thompson, of Atlanta, a geli:
crous: good man, tip top landlord and a
wit; but he certainly caught it once. A
traveller called very late for breakfast the
meal was hurriedIy prepared Thompson,
feeling that the 'leed' was not quite up TO
the mark, made all sorts Of apologies all
around the eater, who worked on in silence,
never raising his head beyond the affinitive
influence ol his fork, or by any act acknow-
lodging even the presence of mine host
This sulky demeanor rather ''hea'd" tho
Doctor, who changing the range of his bat.
terry, stuck Lis thumb in his vest arm.holes,
expanded his chest by robbing the room of
half its air, and said: "Now, mister, dod
durn ME if haint made all the apology me-
cessary, and more too, considering the break
fast and who gets it, and now tell you,
have seen dirter, worse cooked worse tast-
ed, worse looking and smaller breakfasts
than this is, several times" The weary,
hungry one meekly laid down his tools,
swallowed the bite in ;ransitu, placed tho
palms of his hands together, and modestly
looking up at the vc.ed and fuming land
lord, shot him dead with the words follow"
ing, viz what-you-say- F-
eyes, sir" camo with indicative prompt
ness. "lvell, then, I'm blest, hoss, if you
haint out travelled me-" There was posted in
the front door small Niger, especially TO
tell the wayfaring man, "dat he didn't owe
muffin dar sartin sure" After he was fairly
under way, Thompson was observed creep
ing from an attic window, taking prolong.
ed rear view of the steed and his rider with
four foot telescope. 1t has been intmatcd
that the Doctor hesitated many seconds be-
tween the choice of the glass and double.
bar.eled shot gun.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1858-10-27
The Lawyers Advice.

Soon after was admitted 10 the bar, 7
accidently ha2pend in the cour, room during
the trial Of some criminals. After being
there IL short time, man was arrang-
ed, charged, with the commission Of
the crime of horse stealing. lie plead
ed not guilty; and the court, finding
that he had no counsel, and that he
was too poor TO fee one, directed me TO de-
fend him. A jury was about 10 he empan-
neled, when stated TO the court that knew
nothing Of the case, and desired an interview
with my client. This was not only granted
me, but the court permitted me 10 withdraw
from the room with my cinent, and direct
ed me TO give him the best legal advice
could. We retired, and after the lapse Of
some minutes, returned to the court room
and took my seat in the bar. The court ask
ed me if was ready. replied that was.
But where is your client! said the Judge.
replied: Your Honor advised me 10 give
him the best advice conld, and on ascer-
tainlng from him that he was guilty, and that
the proof was conclusive, advised him 10
run and give the court wide berth and if
he has faithfully followed my advice he i.
now out of your jurisdiction" The scene
that followed must have been laughab,e
one, and such our venerable friend asser's
that it was. The bench was almost paralyz-
ed with fear, and scarcely knew how 20 pro.
ceed, or what 10 do, while on the coua.en.
ancc of every memberof the bar, and spec.
tator present, there was a smile of glee