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Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1858-09-11


fertile Relief Of fhs Sick and Distressed, afflicted
nfk YsyHLeHt aAd Epidemic Diseases.
1VHE HOW ARD ASSOCIATION, In
IL view Of the awful distraction Of human M caused b.
Sexual Diseases aud the decepons practiced upon e
fortunate victims Of such diseases BY aacks several years
ago directed their consulting surgeon, CHARITABLE
treatment OF this Of Diseases in all their fons and
give MEDICAL ADVICE GRATIS TO all who apply BY letter
with aeacpon Of their condition. Gage, occupation, habit
a life &c-l and IN Of exreme poverty 10 FURNISH
MEDICIN rs FREE OF CHARGE. It Is needless 10 add thai
the Association commands the highest Medical sk Of he
age and will furnish the most approved modern treatment
The DIRECTORS Of the Association, In their Annual Report
upon the treatment Of SEXUAL Diseases for the year ending
January is 1853 express the highest satisfaction with the
geon In the Of SpeInat0rhOaa Seminal Weakness I'm
potenee Gchonhoa, Gee Syphilis the vice ef onauism
eeOese, &e and oldr eoinnanes Of the sane plan ioE
( the ensuing year.
The nrect0 Teyiew Of the past feel assured that
their abor N this sphee Of benevolent been
great tneht 70 The afflicted especially 70 the young, aud
they nave resolved 70 deSots themselves, with renewed zeal
20 thls very Important and much despised cause.
An admirable Report SperBaiohoa or Seminal Weak
ness the Pice Of 0nani ataratian or seif Abuse and
other dises of the Sexual OrgAns BY the Consulting Sur
geon. which viii be sent by mail dn 4 sealed EnveEanel y
FREE Of CHARGE, the receipt Of stampe for pos
age Other Reports and Tracts the nature and treatment
Of sexual dlrease diet &e constantly bring puhished
gatutOus distribution, and viii be sent 70 the afReed-
sone the reDsdis ana hods treatment deov-
erred drring the Last year, ass q great value.
Howard 4socziion No.2 South NINTH Street Phadeiphia
Pa By oTdsE Of Che Directors.
GEO. FATRcHIIn, Seeretary.
1 a52 fZRA n. HEARfWFf,h. prrsAe 4
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WAIM'S CELEBRA'D PANACEA
FoR THE CURE OF
Incipient Consumption, Scrofula,

I.:. C,.-.. {,
lnclplenC consumption, ScrOtull,
con.r,t ns,,;i,iy Yrhi,. s,,.,l,a, ,,,,,, n,... :,
incl ar and Sin sn al nis i s as;sss ;,; ~ ~
NV ~ tha IsISsa ~ aas - a. .s., S ~ n % M ""PuiiAes VI
swAN.s 's ss @ f o'T , ~ th S.ei,sy.
batsd in this con nt,v and 4; E,o ~ ~ ~, y aIs
enres-for tbe cerdSats or r. hih eo o ~ 5 y, ny
directions and books (Which may be lad srsS accompanying
the Panacea
IL has been used In hospitals saprffate practice and has
nao Tue singular fortune OF ohg recommended by the most
celebrated physicians and other eminent persons Among
Others by
tloson' " ~ pTot o, surgery IA University M
valentine Mott N d Prof OF Surgery University.
Dewess y, Prof Of Mid, Pa University.
= pnapna1' pl.. ~ ~ r., y, lior 9, fhysie ra unyerSity
DR. Dei IaIo Prntessor az M.dcine aL,, Hn HAueifS'
lose Eoureneo a. I,,z Pref or Snr,srr + isio
j. Chpman, Member ROYAL College Surgeons London.
CIV Erving, late Minister TO Spain.
Sir Thomas Pearson, Major General British Army.
Gilbert Robertson, British Consul &c DC
Besides large number of Ministers the Gospel Mem
bers Of Congress, Pisntbropists &e
h. S % wy uugs M snee'eu Dy ewaniT 81 ranaeea
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1858-09-11

Net accumulation Jan ], lS5I.. S2,4S5,5l2 is
Total of dividends paid 10 date. .. 657G07 81
Total claims by death pd l500234 $4s45s4 IS
The Directors having reserved the value of all policies in
force and obligations against the Company besides 100000 Of
the policies issued prior to January 1s 1885, Except term pol
ces) Of IS per cent the premiums d at table rates. paya-
and to the credit Of those who indebted the company
premiums.
The Directors have also ordered the payment Of the 9th div
lend being that declared January first 1855 the to he
paid to the members at the time their annual premiums be-
due during the year 1851 Those holding script of 1855
viii be allowed the cash n payment of premiums and
those whose dividends have been placed to their credit win
ceive the by credit their notes they mature
BENJAMIN G. MILLER, Sec'y. R0BT. PATTERSON Prest.
JAS. REED. Agent at Ashtabula.
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0RAFFENDER0
FAMILY MEDICINES.
prrKIT ruIrr1
HOME TESTYNONY

Hartford, Trlpbull Co. o. March IN, 1857
hereby certly that have been dealing In the aenberg
Medicines fo the past yeap and truly say that have
offered any medicines to the pukc chat have met with
h decided appreciation OF the people like thesc parcuafly
the PA and Cethoicon They will readily perform al and
than y promised of them have cold about any bot
Ties Of the Cahocon the past season. and hear the best re-
snlts In every case. u II G. JOHNSON Medical Art.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1858-09-11

Read what Dr. Bushnell says ~ the Craenherg Medcines
Dr. b, s physcilp Of extensive practice, and Of the
most successful IN the county runhn In whicn he resides
This certinee that have used the Graenbcrg pills and
Marshais Caihoicon sold here BY j. G. johnson, IN my
practices TO uy entire satisfaction. Ty are eood medicines
Hartford, Tramsnl Co O. March !. 1857
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THE FREE READING ROOM
Il All. E, chapmans Variety stcrc until further nOtes
will be opened on
Tuesday Teursday, and Saturday afternoons and
evenings
the afternoons from till O'Clock for Ladies' and in the
evening for Young Men.
Come spend pleasant hour or two
And useful knowledge gain.
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ExFLsiSEo h0t is that signals aud words trans
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EXPLAINED. every person will deshe 10 read,
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EXPLAINED prppriate 10 the work Of the in tn
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Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1858-09-11

EARE REDUCED The v-SszzA
"A Regular Fare from Asatabuls 10 War
has been put Two Dollars and from Jefferson 70 Asa-
bula, Fifty Cents.
You that to ride cheap and comfortably can do 10 by
taking this line The entire line from Ashabula Salem
been stocked with good horses coaches and seg robes
6c We put travellers through time -nd with com.
fort ey travel by their conveyance
without the trouble. H. d J. C. CULVER.
0nicesAshabula House, AshtabulA PSentee House. JEFF
ersOn- January is, 1867. 80
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1858-09-11
A MEDICAL REVOLUTION!
THE WORLD LUMINOUS.
HOLLoWAY's OINTMENT

The effect Of this unrvalled external remedy upon Sco
and other vulent ulcers and is almost miraculous II
first discharges the poison which produces suppuaon and
proud fesh and thus the which its btsng
afterwards complete are safe as well as permanent.
Wounds, Bruises, Burns, and ScaL6s.
Incles Of the fracture of the bones injuries caused by
steam explosions BRUISES, BURNS, ScALDs RHEUMATisE,
STIFFNESS JoTs and contraction Of the siuews Is
employed and warmly recommended by the faculty. This
veous remedy has been introduced by its person
into all the leading Hospitals of Europe and private house
hold should be without It,
UNDENIABLE TESTIMONY.
The Medical staff Of te French and English Armies in the
Crmea officially signed their approval Of HolowSs Ointment
the most reliable dressing for sabre cuts ab and gun
shot wounds is also used by the surgeons OF the Allied
NavieB.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1858-09-11

Here Capstick,r flushed nuS excited,
wrought beyond himself suddenly paused.
Jcm Started, aatonished, hat said not q
word. And then, Capsiick, with hfmer
manner said, "Jem, is there hner sight
than stream Of human creatures passing
from a Christian church ~
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1858-09-11
BOOTS & SHOES,

BOOTS g. SHOES,
TUST RECEIVED, by
j II % OF & MOI RRIS ON
at their old Emporium
$50 pairs Mems thick Boots, No.ss, 10, IL,
so do do Kip Boots, do 7, 10, IL,
SO do 10 Calf Boots, do Z, 10, Il,
IFS do Boys thick Boots do 4, 5, TO-
70 do do Kip Boots do 4, 5, TO-
- do Youths Calf Boots, Do 8, 10, 10
800 do Ladies' Kip Calf aud Euameled Leather Boots.
Cents COngess, CATER Kid Calf and Enaeed Leather;
do Buffalo aud Rubber 0versloes;
Ladies' Morocco Kid and Lasting Congress Caters;
do Jenny Kind Patent Leather and Enamelled Buskins
do silk Lasting GsitefS fixed all round;
do Morocco and Enameled Caters;
bffSes' Fasting Gaiters, Nos 10 and II;
dc Enamelled ard Calf Lace Bocts l0,to2;
Chidren's Csn Lace Boot, for winter.
do LISTING Tipd Caters;
do Morocco Lace Boots;
Boys Cali, Kip and Patent Leather Shoes;
IadieS and Gents Kubbers, Buskins and Sandals;
do do Cork Soes.
In fact everything In the line Of Boots and Shoes Having
given this branch Of business special attention several
yearknOwing the wsn Of the Community having none
but the very best Of work. think think we can safely
say that IN this line we lot 10 be beat AND LOOK
AND Will CONVINCED. ROOT 4 MORRISON.
AShtbdis, Oct. 8, 1856.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1858-09-11

am physician Of thirty years practice Ny principal
study has been disease Of female They have generally bed
my best efforts. Obtaining the mateals composing Mar
slals Uterine Cahollcon was pleased with them gave
them fair trial and found myself abuudanty sueces,fu IN
my former practice could only mitigate the symptoms
about half the and could not cure N ten. Now
radically at least seveneen in twenty and mitigate
the rest consider Marshss Uterine Cathoicon the great
est blessing to females have met With.
L II MIIIIAlq NJ d Chnrlnrinn-
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1858-09-11

gTHE Best Family Medicine now before
- iho pete ~ he cure q selogia, UecrA seursy or
Ernriioue uk the in Fever and Afac, Dyspeta ufcy ano
~ ct most al disraaeesoon Weld 70 their cnaiise ppeee
lF been computed that diving ne last sgentJ hye yess
upwa Of -Four Millions of have been benefited Y he
use Of thee medicines met which speaks volumes 10 ayor
Of their curative rioetca single ei WI place them %
youd the reach 81 conpecn N ha erlale o every patient
Nv their The blood RESTORED % healthy state and ffset
from an impucs The system a. reduced dung their
nv aiesed have IN these medicines remedy at viii DO
Prepared BY ". b. MoFFAT, y r.eprietor New Yofk.
Anp Rsssa,nla lys my Seps II. 1851. Sos
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1858-09-11

BENHAM 4 JOHNSON, Ashtabuls.
W. r. ALLEN, Jefferson.
A, r. BECK WITH New Lyme
A. McCAUSLANB, Rockcreek.
T. CURTIS Trumbull
N. PARISH, Kngsyiile.
L. LYONS, Conneaut.
n. MORGAN, Hartsgrove,
+. II. MILLER 4 Co., Austinburg
r. VI. NORTON. Andoyer.
r. STRING, Geneva.
And By one Agent IN all principal towns IN Ohio.
For Medicines and Agencies, address
II. B. KINGSLEY, cIEvElAND,
430 Agent fer 0hio.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1858-09-11

When Mr.. Douglas read a despatch at
Paris. Edgar county, from the stand on
which be was speaking, announcing tho de-
feat Of Mr.. Blair, the Free Soil candidate
for Congress In st. Louis. and expressed
h.s profound qualification in view Of the
glorious victcry," many Of bis Democratic
hearers who had erroneonSly believed in
Democratic Free soil professions left, the
ground in disgust. That untimely rcjoic-
ing, though doubtless sincere, will elsewhere
have its effect It's Influence win not be
confined 10 the space which may be filed
by Mr.. Douglas voice but everywhere
in Illinois it must be proclaimed that our
Senator's idea Of popular Sovereignty
does not permit him to acknowledge the
right Of the people Of Missouri to rid
themselves Of the curse Of human bondage !
That's Popular Sovereignty in the latest
phase = Chicago Press and Tribune.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1858-09-11
IN. wILLIAMs, ". D., Charicston.

West bedford, CoAhocton Co. May IL, 81.
Mr. H. b. Kingslcy, sI have been selling the medicines
cf the GraeDberg compact o the last ten yeara aud
invariably found them to give good satiscon and the pills
Ihaye sold to great many amiea regularly their
and coffee and with my trade they have become staple
tice. Msrsas Uterine Catholicon Is medicine that has
great amount OF good In female diseasee One lady
sold 70 told she had received benefit from bot
lie than she did from long OF medical treatment by
JAMES WILSON.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1858-09-11
PARTIAL DEAFNESS AND
DISCHARGES FROM THE EAR.

m RAnrEY begs to 70 those Of patients With
whom n ap been IN communication, that he has in comp-
pnce with their special requsst made erngeuels y esto
hir Ear Institution York; and he generously ohea 70
attend All persons suffering from affections OF the Ear without
charge unt suredhcrehy proving h success ureqomea
and the deafom being swindled BY paying self
styled Aurs exoratant fees 10 advance and the nncon Of
still more eenns evils by permitting the appcatton q dan.
gerous remedies by Inexperienced and unsklfu handA
Dr. y. may here state that he has no connection whekver
with any peon advertising TO deainessi neither mas nc
given permission for the publication ola certhcae punor
ing 70 epnuase from hm and not therefore, be RESPONSE
bic for any alarming consequences resulting from rashnes ana
dcspofaan The loss Of money not Be material 70 some
persons but the deprivation one Of the most important Of
The ense ought 70 be regarded and treated With more hss
ordinary soictudc.
Desiness noise IN the head and all dgeeale discharges
from the Ear speedily and permanently removed, without
cruising the least pain Inconvenience IN all cases
guaranteed where mafofulation does not exist
Theteen years close and almost undivided attention to this
branch Of special practice enabled him to reduce his treat
ment ia such degree 70 most confirmed
and obstinate cases yield BY aste dy attention the
prescribed.
The destfuciionb by Hro Of the Phiadephia Ear fnnhafy
cwbich Dr. Hartley the eadhavhg released him from
his duties In that city he has established permanently his In
sinon for the excessive treatment a Far Diseases, at 7G0
Broadway, New York.
conanliaiion and Examination each morning. 4esy
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1858-09-11

MONEY WANTED THE subscriber
4Sl Is IN Want of Money and would respectfully ask all
those indebted 10 him either by
Notc or Book Account,
TO call and help him all the Cash they can immediately a.
be must have funds TO enable him 10 meet his engageenr
And would TO all those especially who have sntiied
their accounts prevoas 10 the lst Of October that desi
rOus Of
Closing all my Accounts TO date.
wish 10 my books snos cknnol continue 10 se
credit only persons whs settle their oen
pay promptly Every person will know how 10 rate himself BY
the above statement trust thefe will be delay the
part Of my friends 10 general reckoning Of aceouns The
times deIaad It. The Interest Of both debtor aud creditor
render such a course absolutely necessary.
Cash the most deseabe OF any thing but nearly al kinds
Of produce viii be received on notes and accounts
Very respectfully &c-
AShtabula, Dec. 2. 1851 GEO. WILLARD
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EfOR CASH, you can buy Boots h Shoes,
~ Eastern Made iitie cheaper 81 n PmLLIr, (at ihs
snci lhe Big Boo than you II any store 10 the county
AAnla1nla. Aanl 81. 1871. a0o
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HOWARD ASSOCIATION
TyHE HOWARD ASSOCIATION, d
PHILADELPHIA

a BspsUoieNf husafssp, established By sDel EAdSzAsAi
fertile Relief Of fhs Sick and Distressed, afflicted
Nth GsyHLent aud Egidemfc Diseases.
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II ELEGRAPH
Il EXPLAINED.
TELEGRAPH
Il EXPLAINED.
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GEO WILLARD Aahtabua; W. R. Allen Jefferson sferel-
Fitch Geneva; b. O. Webster Amboy; L. j. Webster Com
neaut; A. MeCausand Morgan; A. J. Miller Ausnbg
by all dealers So Medicines everywhere. 800
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g0FFIN PLATES for Young and Old,
~ q O. srEEl.Es
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CHOICE LIQUORS.

a LIS * uoWEs have some OLD OURBON
IN WHISKY and FINE BRANDY, in bottles, for
the complaints OF the season. for the benefit of their
friends. Those wanting good article will call az
jy2sl ALtIS s. H0WES.
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ihe Plant Hunters, by Capt. Mayne Reed,
Moss Side, bv Marion Harland:
Meadow Brook: by Mrs. Holmes;
Lena Rivers,
Homestead ON the Hill Side, do:
School Days at Rugby;
new supply cf the best Books OF the wear for s,ia
ny Dan loI DOBELL 4 CONYNGToN
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equivalent to the vhue of hye dollars, and Ger
tifcate gratis.
Any one Of the leading s3 Magazines is furnished,
instead OF hngrtS snd Art Journal, u desired
No person Is restricted To n single share. Those
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Full particulars Of the Association are given In the
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scribe, on receipt Of five postage stamps 15 cents0
Address G: L. DERBY, Actuary G. A. A.
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"ALs0-All:kinds Of Domestic Liquors, and con.
SANITY large supply OF Old and Choice Bourbon,
Rve and Monon gahela whisky. jan2f-d&wN
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BITTROLFF e. son,

{& DEALERS In Jewclry, Watches, Clocks,
"a. Silver Ware, &c. have now on hand well
Sselectud stock of gold and silver atces; hIe
Jewery Of all kinds and Of the latest styles; Yankee
Clocks Bronze, Iron and Wood cases; silver Table
and Teaspoons pate ware porte moneas, gold silver
and steel spect cles, &c., which prepared to sell
at the lowest prices. and warrant every article 10
be what is represented. The public gensay are in
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1858-05-17
OFF NIT HIS HEAD.

late California paper gives the following
rich and graphic description Of dutchman in
trouble.
A breathlessly excited individual. saws late
number of the San Francisco Morning Call,
rushed into the police Otile yesterday and in
quired for the chief.
What do you wat Of him ~ inquired an
impassive officer.
g. wants" said he, with Teutonic accent.
= l wants elm baper to kill a tam tog yot pites
Inc in te leg
"Ah, You wish an order of execution issued
against vicious canine, " said the officer.
- No, | tuSSant want 10 such ting wants
baper to tell me to kill to tam bup He bite
my leg so pad, have got to hydrophope, and
will kill him, or | goes mat. to
''Ah, now see, said the impassive tenn per-
ament. . you require authority to proceed with
force Of arms against the dangerous animal"
'Mein Got, no-dat ish not what wants /
wants him to make me baper so ven I kills te
tog he can nicht 90 inter de bolice court and
swear against me.
The dog ?"
" Nein-not te tog-te man vot owns tc tog.
You see if kill him
- What. the man -
'Nein-;c tog. Une te man sues me for de
brice Of te toy, den wants the law on mein side
d Yer zee ?"
"Oh, yes said the officer, who was quietly
ShuChiHiS at tHo Caution tElnccu by the TER
man, and intent on cxhausting his patience
= then you want to get a warrant to arrest the
man who owns the dog, so the animal may moi
again attack you
e No, no Got for tam, you gifts everything
by the tail, cried lager beer, who began tC
thinkt the Ohicer was quizzing him d dink
you want to make chOkcs Of me- Thunder
bitten, l wants shustice, not chokes. want.
TO cut te tam tog's head of, and if shusticc
will not give me baper, cuts his head of
anyhow"
And the lover Of sOurkrout started to leav,
the Hall; but meeting the ''Jeaf NV Bolice
at the door, he conversed with him in the Ter
man dialeet, made known his wants, and re
ceived an order to execute the vicious animal
As he was going out, he met the impassiy'
officer.
"All right" he inquired.
" Yah. all right. goes shtraight of to t.
owner OF tie toy und kills him"
What the owner I'
No, de toy. You make tam fool of your
self py saying tog ven means man, und wher
l means man you say toy. Now you gone Il
ter tuyvel '" and the German incoDtinentl,
hurried away To mete out vengeance to th
auimal who had crossed him in his glOriOu
path