The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1858-02-12

20 WanCd the winter Inc boys lNprOY
cd wonderfully, ESQ their sisters said, un-
der Dieworth's S instruction. The girls
as girls always do in district school--did
as they pleased. Examination day came
and passed. The opinion Of the generou:
public Of Cedaryille were unanimous in
favor of our hero, and serious thought.
were entertained Of getting up a subscrip
tion school to be taught during the sum.
mer months At any rate the women
we're decided in the opinion that the least
( that could be done for so excellent an in.
! structor, was to engage him to teach the
school Tor the next winter. The Cedar
Vile Advertiser was grandiloquent in its
praises. The school had not appeared Sc
well at any time within the memory Of
the Oldest inhabitants" \ sonnet upon
education in general, and Mr. Dilworth S
school in particular, appeared in the col
umns Of the same paper and was attributed
u the pen of Miss Seraphine Hugg, who
by the way we should have before stated
was the sister Of our editorial friend.
As a wind up to the winter campaign
against the obdurate heart Of Accidence,
Mr. Pimcnto gave the closing party of
the season. All the elite of the village
fishers were there, desperately intent on
improving the last opportunity Of angling
for DilworCh Accidcncc. Generally pune
tual though he had hitherto been, at all
such meetings, yet all the company were
fully assembled on this occasion, and the
pedagogue came not. As matter of
course the conversation turned altogether
upon the expected guest.
He is a delightful man." said Miss
Seraphine IIugg, " so sentimental" "
An excellent teacher" said Mr. Pi-
mento so reasonable in his price"
:" \ beautiful writer" said Mr.. Editor
IIueg, ." you have undoubtedly notice bis
articles in the Universal Advertiser, over
the initials D. i. y
"Oh, yes, +" cried all in a chorus, "an
elegant writer
y writer of the first chop" said Mr.
Pimcuto, che bought whole rim, of pa
per at my store"
And SO charitable ?" said Miss Judith
Eriarose, rresiaoEtosa of the -Dorcas so
ciety.
'And so deyout," said Miss Bunyan,
" | really wish there were more such
young men in town"
"Amon p" exclaimed Parsen Monoto-
nous, who rccollected that ON many oc-
casions, Dilworth had resolutely kept
awake when all the other males in the
house had sunk to sleep under the SUI
porfc influence of his sermons.
and such singer said Miss
nightingale.
Z" He walks 50 gracefully said Miss
with pretty foot.
aud las such an idea Of symmetry"
said she OF the taper waist.
And such taste for Dress" said the
lady Of the India comb.
Such gentecl manners; he hands
one over a stile so gallantly," said Miss
\ Of the beautiful hand
q" He picks up handkerchief or bag
50 politely said She Of the elegant reti-
cule
" And he uses such splendid cologne"
said Miss Of the scented handkerchief
And reads with such an accent and
emphasis" said Miss Indigo who founded
the reading society.
:" And wrote so delightfully."- in my al
bum, -" and in mine, =" and in mine
they all cried to the end of the chap
ter.
1t was unanimously resolved that
school for the summer month
should be got up, and Mr. Editor uugg
had Just commenced to prepar paper for
when Mr. Pimcntos help" |
made her appearance with "A note address
ed 20 Long Primer llugg, Esq, Editor of
the Ccdarvlllc | niyersal Advertiser, after
running it over stated that it was an apol-
gy for non appearance from Mr.. Acct
dcnce, and read as follows:
Mr.. Dilworth Accdcnces' compli-
ments to Mr.. lIugg, and beg he will do
him the favor to apologize to the ladies
and gentlemen at Mr. Pmcnto's this
evening. His rife and family having
ust arrived in town." &c, &C.,
There was dead pause The mouths
If the bellies started agape with astonish-
ncnt, the heads of the beaux rose with a
movement and the smiles
hat irradiatcd their countenances con-
rastcd oddly enough with the lugubrious
Ispects OF the fair half of the assembly.
silence at length was broken-conyersa-
ion became animatcd-but how in the
world 1T took such n turn as it did, we
'annot say; the following among other
hlDg5 however were certainly uttered
~ not 50 sure about his charity"
aid Miss Judith Primrose. lie never
gaye the Dorcas Society anything but a
'air OF cast of pantaloons."
" don't think his writing so rcry
inishcd and elegant" said Miss Seraphine
lugg; p" Do you think so, brother" I"
" W rcally-no," said Long
primer liugg, Esq, who vacillatcd be-
ween the fear Ofoilending his sister and the
lope OF obtaining something more from
'lr. Aceidcncc in the shape of original