The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1858-05-27


Prudence is the true Court of Exchcquer.
Pry not into the affairs of others. el
Pride makes youth inglorious and age :s,sagsfdl:
Pursue useful and profitable studies.
Prosperity is no just scale adversely is the only
balance 10 weigh friends in
Prudence guides the wise and passion governs the
foolish
Quick at meat, quick at work
} Party is the madness of many for the gain CT
Pleasures, while they fatter man. sting him to
death.
Quick believes neei strong shoulders
Quit not certainty FOR hope.
Praise nothing but what you know to be worthy of
praise
Rashness is the fruitful parent of misfortune
Rash judzmezs. maketf haste to repentance
Ratify promises by performances
Promote your own acquaintance with the good and
virtuous.
Prefer that gsory which endures to all eternity.
Rebel against treason
Rebuke with soft words and hard arguments
The higher rride climbs s.se harder it falls.
Passion evaporares by words and grief by tears
Refuse the favors Of mercenary
Rochester paper. in giving account Of n rail-
road accident, that the engineer gave tile usual
signal to @s break up approaching station. and
Immediately the train into sleigh and broke
il up
very tall man was in the streets Of Boston, when
old lady, who admired bis gigantic stature, ad-
dressed him-s' Mister, were you large when you
small % 's Yes, marin, was considerable big
when was little
sSix feet in his boots 20 exclaimed oldMrs. Bees
wax; what will the importance of this world come
to: I x@, Why, they might just as reasonably
"~ethas the mans has six heads in his hat
very absent nninde individual being upset from
oas in the river, sank twice before he remembered
It he could swim. He fortunately remembered it
before he sank the third and last time great
er-sis memory.
ss.rrner very recently who had his butter seized
re clerk of the market for short weight gave, as
= -ason, that the COW from which the butter
Ie was sabject to the cramp, aud that it caused
snutter to shrink in weight
So1e>cne wishing to be witty on a gentleman with
y large ,kh asked ,inn ss IL he had long lease of
Dhat mouth OF So when he good humoredly
answered. :. No. fs-yeit only from year to year.
Hibernian when EndSss;s do GOWN. exclaimed, :" Do
you strike man when he 49, 90 nO,.' said
.-pliei Pat.
ssPlease, sir. don't think Mr. Doa$kres his
physc regular said a DOCTORS boy to 1s{sjE
Why se,,' ''cause w he's getting VSASe Re
cious fast 80
When I was a baby I went alone at six months
Young Mother. aside And she's been alone everS
since"
An eiitor at the South has purchased n race horse
pose OF catching his runaway subscribers
A clergyman who lives on the sea Shore says he
likes calm Sundays because he Is opposed to Sabbath
breakers.
To ridicue old age is Ike pouring in the morning
Old water into the bed in which you may have to
sleep at night--Punch.
!, In one OF the schools Of Cuyahoga Ohio, nine Of
boys habitnaly chew tobacco. and five of the girls
.sioke pipes
When you hear young lady declare that she hates
all men-infer that some particular one has touched
her fancy.
Troubles are Ike babies, they grow bigger by
',sins.
tie moon a cloudy night-he can't shine
.'You little bear, madam "Sir 20
About the shoulders, mean. madam"
GREAT MES-A great is always willing to be
little Whilst he sits the cushion Of advantages
ne goes to Sleep When he is pushed, tormented,
defeated, he has chance to learn something he has
been put on his wits, on his manhood; he has gained
ts; learns his Ignorance; is cured Of the insanity
OF concet; has got moderation and real skill. The
wise man always throws himself the side Of his
sssa'lants II is to his interest than Is theirs
20 md his weak point The wound cicatrizes, and
dis on from him like dead skin, and when they
'utt triumph, 10, he has passed on inv llnerable-
long as all ths is said is against me, feel q
q pssarsnce OF success But Loneyed
Wof \cT praise are spoken for me, feel that
lies N \Totected before his enemies-Emerson.
TIE ~ AID THE MAYoR.-A juggIer Who went
about the Runtry playing seight-ofhand tricks. was
apprehendI and brought before the sapient mayor
Of town. Immediately ordered him to be CON-
nitted 10 pl Pn- q For what 20 said the juxxler
Why. irrah >he people ny you conjuror %
Win your vol ip give me leave to tell you what
the people say Of Pu 20 - Ofme What dare they
ssy d me. fHow "They Ay Jon are no con-
!. fn Pros AND Copsr Mnnns.-The late
Nr John & Aubyn i 70 tell ssosy, When hs WAS
oosln8 G1t out a1e q "A
- g the worthy 6oeholdef, hearing the VIII say
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