Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-05-05

Naterelly, every boldly will understand as T.
D. V. Is the inisiilS of The Disbanded Volunteer,
just as y. j.. Y. IS for brandy; hut rs iarn
that sum Of the unlcttered muStachiocracy Spos
eS as the lore line mccnS "OtfOn Fut," mought
as well cuiitin thar iitcrary minds by SiaIin
that "OPH ON FU.r." stanS Gor-"OG. Or
Nearit, For U;ar Territory" Persons wishing
To see my counterfeit prr~entin,ent as Ham
let in the play calls his ded guvUers deroSstyPc,
will find il after hev departed, in an andrew
type at Gurney's, and an imperial fOtngraiF in
Brady $ stewdiu. Thar are nuIneruS ladies to
huOnI / should ike TO sen locks Of INV har TO
put in thar incEit>, but hevin pTOmist an artist
in the artickil suiiishint for my monnyment,
with Sootabie inSkIiPshiH and weepin wil!er,
To le framed and hung in glass case il Broad
way, am enable 10 spar emmy toxins of aileck-
slim of that uatur, until the har GUMS ont agin.
HowSever, ct the Grows duzzent andi>sipate
them, my fair adOrTcTs ken shave my he'd when
cum back, . no whar Ken get u wig as like
the material crop rs two peas
In order 10 avoid the hatteTin attenShins witch
should hev 10 indoor from tle civil and mil
lintary dIguiIories, ef the day 0f nav depaI,oor
was TO be LIutcd about 6y common RUNNER,
shall keep il spJ roy. heV puStid you on
the Sul.jecE, but that Of coarse is sRiTy Ie,-s,
as the French say, and not 20 be cried around
the streets.
/ would also rckwes; the Suns of Maltar, the
No Nothings the Empire Club the Kansas As
to present with silver services. bekuse they
wUuldeBt be of the Sitest sevice whur aul
agoin-irHn aud led and steal bein thc uoSt pre-
shus metals in Giar. With these ! arn PIES
emily provided, hcyin purchist OF them
rev volcanic rifis that loads tIroo thar brecch-
e.. eighteen inch ArkansaW tnoth-piek, and
a. menny TevOivers to stick in my belt as will
90 WuIIst around. | TayIher SirIuiSe that my
shoOuin mons he'd the gift Of profiSV, they wound
make some of the MnrInans shake in their shOOs
before tire tite began.
I've lived - long in the saft lap of lucksbcrry
here, drinkin Tare wine and elin weil-eooked
meat that rccllin tent life on the planes wont
agrer wIth r'y cOnStitUOShiu at flst To day,
at the Saint S;ckalas, We had lurkl soop
WCsiiaiiure iIans, an and mint SarSe, bid
Turkey and isteTs, iurTin game and all kinder
sweet-mentS. In two mUG;kS, prvhap4 I may
be dinin mule, still, bedford IN
rufilc, for fresh provshiuus, by INV Starvin frl-
leT-travcileTS, aud tide and sDt aside for KILN
and cOokin. Ef report seS trOn, TUzSt Christian
hes ben eten with a relish on the overland trail
to Utar and Calif0Tny, mUTe'n wurst. Manner
and Quails dOOScnt fai in the wilderness nOw as
they did when the chIldFen of Judy was takin
the back track. IliarS tlitiTeut kindaT quail
ing amung SUN Of the onlorInit 81 srims oi the
sOw-yFeStern deserts and instei of tine nice game
witch Moses Co, enjIde nTtcr they escaped
from Faro, U,ar aud CaiiiOiHIa-bound travlers.
has ockaSninally Gen Obliged to make game Of
wun anutheT. BOwsever, ho.e f1r beIter
things ! SpOse thar'li be plenty Of grass on
the pampcTs tdr rs ,ye call EN- pray eTIiesl be-
fure our party gets thaT. and ef that's the case,
the cattle viii poll us thrOS ef the darnesi In
juns doosent stampede EN- long bef1Te our tIave-
lin rashins i exorsied. PrehapS ef the Snppl.
catin nniIito',is nOW daily engaged in Tvliijus
exercises, would give n bit oi "a boast Nth
thar prayers, II might help SiIr- AFteF they
hev convinced brotheT NOgg.S nf Sia, and dyOr-
ced him from all his wives hut one, uebbee
they'll do thar best 10 smooth our path over the
planes, aud eSpeShiiiy tO purtect for the futur
benefit OF the Sunday Times, Yours alluS,
a DI>BANDED YnLUXFEER