The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1858-04-10
that the eges ire toto ol for our pur-

that the eggs are too-tOI ol Tor our pun
pose; anu tne buttcr-we Gon't take butte
Iiov ~
You should have seen the pretty yonn
ladies faces blsze up. Tne one with ,h
eggs mnttered something about "Clty green
horn =. aud tie butter-giri exclaimed aloud
What better could have bc.n ,xpectcL
from such g,Sling!'
was fam 10 conciiate them by the gift o
three stick, ofcandy apiece, and telling then
| broke the egg. by accident.
After the gIrlS, came a hard looking Ole
gentleman in quest pork.
lie wanted the home made, native pork
-none of yer Western hog cholera stI.f.
| mado tour of the picous-iO"a.n.
barrels in the ccllar-cszed appreher,'cly
at my wrought wristbands s-found barrel
which slneit Of pickle and procuring a
! pair OF long handled lincers from the coal
bin, made plunge into the cask with
them. Nothing whatever came up 10 re-
ward my efforts and vas making prepar.
alions for "a second dive, when down came
my rdlooking friend to see how Twas get
! ting on.
+ Pat yer hand in, ye absnnable young
dandy. What are We afraid Of, W. y
In with v"r hands :" Ny friend was Il 81
l' 81 ga,ieuce
| couIdn I b-.r the appelation OF dandy,
so plunged my hands and arms into the
pickle, and brought up whole layer of
pork.
Ins,Hc,ive'y / looked at my wristbands.
Lucky that i,abci Richborn wasn't there to
look also, | lord them of ani dung them
into the furnace, glad to es ;ag: s-coaI
sight Of their fan g. proportions.
Served We right said rny hard looking
friend, with evident satisfaction, "a men
has HD business with suca fiImna- dIdjleS-
particularly when lie goes pJr~ fishing ~
! ,v.z-G the pork aad held lt..rtaIy for
delivery.
You'I nave TO trust me. I hsin't got the
money - spare Just NOW - SAID he, taAlnS
the purchase aIiH II4.@ iu: oi.
stop sir :" | screamed after him, none
oi tlar, we don't credit
The o.d man -a.i uoiHiny, bat laid down
the pork on a box AID went out. Directly
he returned tn Deacon Cdttier ami Squire
Brown, with both Of y NyLn was aeq LIANT
cd
"Herc's ms boulsmcn." said lie, leading
up tae @ent.eu',n; squire, whats Hy
s;4nI.n': :"
Worth at the least calculation, Charley" q"
sad the Squire. farming 10 Ine, " Al II"
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d'.@Ts
Ana you "oL'in '"'I '-'H ''' 'e"
pounds OF P'I n, en- NN-'-'E' "'- 7S1 -
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declare. r.
never Sc an old, ragged msn- belonging
ia the country, without saying TO mys-h,
" There goes man oi property
After tu.s customers came ~ 20 fast that
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win t'"'hR IL "i' "e' "'s = -
large a. a 'uFNeE : eas' anu s''"'"a '-
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"i'e "'e N! inoHeH ''''N '''e -
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N''e i-e ny il'"es o''1' ''-'
man, ,..,
H'Ve ue my MONEY He.'cN IT, -"
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III ,n ,,., bacl INV nancy"
said a fat man. in a yellow waiStcoat, you
S,rJ ~. nd" instead of blue yi;rol.
u,,ivo nm. my monev,- cried the de be-e
woman
:. Hand over nv money!" screamed the
inf,riatcJ sputr man,
"Giye NJ. mv-moncv-mon
the whole posse in chorus
I snranr over the counter, nearly knock
ing dnwn cousin Harry in the doorway, and
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