The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1858-07-30

t-DN. Dxvtp ffoszcx:@<No man in
New York had q larger circle Of ac
quain,ehte than Dr.. Hosatk. He stood
in Wall st,eet half an hour one morn.
Ing, tslkihs with ftiehd, and tits in!
credible the n;mtef OF mods, and bows,
ard lop.d ye Got' and how are yous3
the worthy ptr sirisr reeeievd, IN the
short space jus, mentioned. These,
hswp yer, we're 20 numerous 80 10 induce
4 his friend TO remark;
| why, doctor. you appear 70 be
pretty we'll known in New York;"
! '"yas," replied the doctor, with his
usual -elfconeeit. 81 think, il ! were u
commit murder, they would lind me-
out"
NO doubt" returned the other. "cx
ecp' yop didit IN tht ifag of your pro-.
teision"
The doctor did no relish the jbke!
A gentleman was speaking the 9th.
ef day Of The Kindness OF his ftiehds in
visiting him. One old aunt, in paftir !
ulsr, visited him twice every year. and
stayed SIX months each tune.
Lor.uzo Dow once said Of grasp.
ing, avaricious farmer, that If he hal
the whole world enclosed in a single
field, he would not he content without
patch oil ground on the outside for
potatoe'.
"Flain.fnced girls should dress plain.
w. remarked Miss Leslie. Was
there ever young lady who wa. will
ing To admit she had plain fuce'
when 6rs, we did to naidens kncei,
Their hearts alone they cased IN steel;
But now more caution they display,
.tnd wear steel amor sll the way.
"What,' asked Marssr,i Of Cecilia,
"what do you think is really the food
Of CnpiT' And Cecilia answered,
l"Arowtn
4 poor son Of the Emerald Isle sp.
piled for employ mrnt TO an avaracious
hunks. who told hun he employ cd no
lishmrn: "For the last one died on
my hands, and | was forced to bury
him at my own chntge."
"Ah, your honor" said Pat bright.
ening up, "and is that alI7 Tken
ou'II give me the place, Tor sure |
can gel certificate that never died
in the employ Of any master ] ivcI
served"
4 gentleman travelling inside coacl
was cnaeny oring, with considerable
eatrcslncss, to impress some argumrn
upon fellow passenger who WAS seat
cd in the same vehicle, and who an
psnrsd rather dull OF apprehension; a
length hcing slightly irritnted, he ex
claimed, "Whv, sir. its as plain a
A 3 c."
THAT may bc,' quietly replied tn,
other, "hut am u F. F.
A pc son who WAS recently CALI IL
court for the purpose Of proving tn
correctness uf doctors bill, was ask
y I'd by tho lawyer whether 1.-THE docto
did not make several visits after th
patient was on, Of of,langci"
No." replied the witness, 81 con
sidcred the patient in danger az lon
a, the noc tor continued his visits!"
"My good friend" exclaimed an en-
ragged sn,hor who had been lampoone
: in a review, III have strong reaso
! to suspect that have receive
. this sab ia the dark from that rasca
:, NJ"
& MAX our mind easy said Ii
c friend "M--is the last man to ii Y
o 'you stab in the dark; first, beesus
y he always held youin liphtestimatior
81 and secondly because know him I
II be a fellow who would not stick q
J. any Thing" .s. s-r. *.
\ clerk in Western poN.office. :;
: making up the mails. found two ls,tc
:, directed in he same hadwritine, rs 70
y lows
MISS EMILY ALLAN, g.
Buck K.NwAs Co.,
#, ST. JosErH. Mo.
T. MI SIS BARBARA DITTO,
a Buck KASsAx Co.
ST. Josrrm. Mo.
:, A Western man writes: "When a.
d laws Of our state required rarties wisl
!. ing to he married to got license fro