Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-05-18
WI EELING, VA. TUFsDAYs MORNING, MAY IS. 1875
THE INTEI .LIGENCER.

IIEE INEEI .I4IGENCER.
TRUE roR oScE--A traveller announces as a
fact (and, though he Is Traveller" We believe
him) that he once ia ti~ life beheld people
"minding their own hu>iUc>s,n This reinaTka-
ble occurrence happene st sea-the passengers
being ''toO sick" TO attend tO'cHch Other's con-
eesa,s.
GREAr progress Is made IL, France IN the art
OF piScieulture, or incsbaiiou of fish spawn
Railways carry the millions OF eggs of sal
mon, trout, etc, etc, ail over France. and hI-
man food Is thus mate;!4!y augmSnted by the
care Ufthese fOundlihe-.
''Do You know the prisoner. Mr.. Jones.r-
''Yes, to the bone" What is his characters"
Didn't know that he had any" ''Does he
live near yOu!' So Iaar that he has only
spent five sLilliugs foF iirswood in eight years"
AS old lady in Concurd lighted her candle,
and went out tn n nGi-iib0r's S house, where Size
Staid several hours, am on returning found her
room was dark She immediately raised
1 port that her house had been broken into, for
her candle was gone.
| YoUSG ladies' should not write poetical love
letters. Ii is daBgeTouS. Such one was writ
ten to 4 Kentucky bea1, not long since, which
50 affected him that he sole horse to 60 and
see the writer, and gut into Jail to pay for get
ting in lore with pocicss.
SoNE one anxious 10 ascertain whether Kean
was OF was not c!as, 81 schclar, wrote to him
| for benefit tickets iu I--tto. ''And how did he
construe III" asked t.. no heard the story
"Into all insult, was tie reply.
IL girls would have roses for their cheeks,
they must do rs the roses do-gO to sleep,
with the lilies, and s.; Up with the morning
glories.
BIZ sure you like the parents of the girl you
are about TO wed; it is-tnUst as essential 10
your happiness rs to truly love the object Of
your wishes
GsS. SooTT's HEAu2vAEsEEs.-Cic General Scott
has established his headquarters for the sum
mCr at Cozzen's We, Point Hotel
news boy who was i,-77serteaHy" discovered
To be girl Of some twenty years!
MT son, If thou wilt car tight boots there
are three bad things tbon wilt inevitably suffer
namely, a bad corn, Dad gait, and bad tenn
per-
"SIisrg,, say, suppose you don't know
of nobody who don't ..snt to hire nobody TO
do nothing, don't yurs' The answer was,
''Yes, don't"
"l don't believe its any use, This ,vaecins-
ton, said Yankee, II had child vaceina-
ted, and he fell out ofthe winder week Hrter,
and got killed."
NJ. de L. went from Paris to Rome to be
made cardinal, but returned with nothing but
a cold. The wags said it was because he came
back without his hat.
| do you know who amp said police Of
| fcer 10 a fellow whom be seized by the throat.
| mot exactly, sir, but l reckon you are tie
malignant eotLarer!"
If there be one thing ON earth which is truly
admirable, it is TO Ssc Gods wisdom blessing
an inferiority Of natural powers, where they
have been honestly, truly, ard zealously culti-
waited.
DID you ever see anything walk without legss
Yes, rOPe-walk.
GOLD and silver are, il these days, the most
priced and effective nll 6eiIe.mefal.
Why are crows the most sensible Of bir,lSg -
Because they never complain without cars.
TnEgE are twenty-,eyen theate,s in Paris.
twenty-thTee in London, and ten IN New York.
| PilSTER's Toast Toman-Ihe faireSt
work of crcation-tl.e edition being extensive,
let no man be without q copy.
| Why Is a fly one Of the taIIeSt Of insectsg-
Because rs stands over six feet without shoes
or stockings
Why are The yourg ladies of Missouri sweet!
Because they arc IL its,a.
| TIIF lady who made dtsA has since brought
her husband to Il fuli stop
Is discourse a. 10 what constituted n gentle
man. a young lady ot Nc,y York aid,-.'a gem
tlenan is n human being, wo POSSESSES mans
courage aud woman- tenderness"
THE Indy vino wen; Up stairs to change her
mind, has not yet come down.
IT is less pain to learn in yout!. than to he is-
norant in age.
RoLt Z. Nuttle, for 90 years an active ire
man Of PHILADELPHIA, iIei on the IIth inst.