The emigrant aid journal of Minnesota. [volume] (Nininger City, Minn. Terr. [i.e. Minn.]) 1856-1858, 1858-04-07

An amusing story of DANES Darlington, Recorder
Of Bristol, is recorded by one Of the British papers
Having to appear for the plaintiff in . case at a winter
assize at Clonmel, he 'let into the defendant in nc
measured terms. Tho individual ~inveighed against moi
being present, only heard Of the invectives. After
Darlington, however, had got back to Dublin, the Tip
perary man lost no time in paying his compliments t.
the counsel. He rode all day and night, and covered
with seet, arrived before Barrington's residence, in Har.
court street, Dublin. Throwing the bride Of his smok.
ing horse over the railing Of the area, be announced
his arrival by a laundering knock 1t the door, which
nearly shook the street Barrington's valet answered
the summons, and opening the street door, beheld the
|apparition Of . rough coated Tipperary Ere eater, with
q large stick under his arm and the sleet sticking to his
large bushy whiskers.,
rs Your master up = demandedthe visitor in q voice
that gave some Intimate of the object Of his Journey.
NO. answered the man.
Then give him my compliments, and say Nh. Foley
(hen know the name) will he glad to sec him.
The valet went up stairs and told bis master. Who
was in bed, the purport Of his early call.
Then don't let Mr.. Foley in for your life,' said
Darlington, for its not . hare and 4 brace of ducks he
has come to present ne with The man was leaving
the bed room when q rough wet coat pushed BY him,
while a thick voice said by your leave at the same
moment Mr.. entered the bed room.
You know my business: SIR said be to Darlington i:
{ I have made a journey to teach you manners. and it is
0~V ~ r ~ AOV0A0 Anu L q w 6HClY
bone in your body;' and At the same time, he cut a
figure eight with bis shelalah before the oheval glass.
You do not mean to say you would murder me in
bed ! exclaimed DANES who had a. much honor as
cool courage.
NO. replied the other but get up as soon as you
can. -~ ads
YES replied DANES, { that you might fell me the
moment l put my body out of the blankets =
N replied the other, Il pledge you my honor I
vii not touch you till you are out Of bed
you won't?' 's.- ,-e
Il won't
Upon your honor p
'On my honor
That is enough said DANES, turning over and max.
ing himself very comfortable, and seeming as though
he meant to fall asleep. Il have the honor Of an Irish
and may rest as safe As though I were under
the Castle Guard
The Tipperary Salamander looked marvelously aston.
ished at the pretended sleeper, but soon DANES began
to snore. 1zfl-f H e
'Halloa! says Mr.. Foley, aren't you going to get
up 2 -
NO.. said DANES, i have the honor Of an Irish
gentleman, that be will not strike me in bed. 80 I am
am not going to get up 70 have my bones broken
you should want your breakfast, ring the bell the
in the house 10 1t your ~service. The morning
paper will be here presently, but be sure to air it be.
fore reading, for there u nothing from which . man 20
quickly catches . cold, Is reading I damp Journal and
DANES once moro affected 70 70 70 sleep.
The Tipperary man had fun in him % well % feroo.
ity be could not resist the cunning Of the counsel. 70
laughing aloud, be e~xclainsd, Get up Mr.. Darlington,
for in Or out Of bed, I have not The heart to hurt 40
droll q head = &@t s1 49,
The result was that in less than An hour afterwards
DANES and his intended nurdsrer we're sittine down to
= warm breakfast, the latter only intent upon s~ssaultine
. dish Of smoking chops. '+@