The Tiffin tribune. [volume] (Tiffin, Ohio) 1848-1859, 1858-11-19
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A Mas being sympatbiSod with on ac.
count Of his wife's running away, said.
Don't pity me until she comes back"
a Spanish writer. speaking Of a lady's
black eyes, say :"rhey w,ro In mournin
tor the murders they had committed.
MSS however poor. should never be
slaves. Few men can afford to have their
own carriage msn can afford to
have bis own opinion.
sam a woman to an old maid. "My
husband is not so good husbsad as he
should be, but he is a powerful sight bot.
ter than none"
No man knows what torpid snake may
l'y cOiled in some secret corner OF III,
heart, waiting for summer Of fostering
circumstances
A GrRLa school Would like 10 have
two birthdays every year. When she
grows up woman, she objects to having
even one.
No ono secs the wallet on his own back.
though every one carries two packs lone
before, stuffed with the faults of his noiuh.
bors-the other behind fled with his
own.
You may always distinguish an Eng
hshman by two thngs--hs trowsers and
his gait, The FIRST never it him, aud ho
always walks as it he twas an hour behind
One person, having asked another irhe
believed in tue appearance Of spiri,s,-
rNo' was Tho reply, "but believe IN
their Disappearance, for I've missed a bot.
tle Of gin since last night"
A lunatc once informed his physicians,
WHO were classifying cases Of INSANITY,
that ho had lost his wits by watching a
Black Republican politician whoso course
was so crooked that il turned his brain.
An exchange says, that il is lust as SEN
sble move to undertake to get married
without couring, as to attempt to succeed
IN business without advertising. True ms
p'eaching. Our business folks can stick
q pin lhere.'
ZoUSDs, fellowp exclaimed a oholeric
o'd gentleman to very phlegmatio, mat
t'r of-iact person, Il shall 20 out of my
wits Well you won't have Ear TO GO
sid the phlegmatic man.
WOMAN was made out Of tberibof Adam
not OUT OF Of his feet. to be tramped up
on, but out OF his side, TO be equal with
hlm-uuder his arm, to be projected nv
hIm, aud near his heart, to be loved by
linn.
| A Country exchange, published some
where out ~ the woods, perpetra,es the
following; "Encke's comet having no tail
IL is proposed to open subscription to
procure funds to buy one a short one
say about five millions Of miles long.
" you love others, they win love YOU.
lfyou speak kindly to them they will
speak kindly to you. bove Is repaid with
love, and atred with hatred. Would YOU
hear sweet and pleasing echo, speak
7weeIly and pleasantly yourself.
LooRING out the window, ono summer
evening, Luther saw on tree al hand. a
little bird, making his brief and easy dis
position for nigh Is rest. Look said he
"how that little fellow breaches faith to
us ALL lie takes hold OF his twig, tucks
his head under his wing, and goes TO
sleep, leaving God to think for him"
AN cid bachelor. after all his ma.rimo-
NAL { lures, exclaims: when / remem-
Der all the girls I've met together feel
like a rooster in the fall exposed to every
weather. ! feel like one who treads alone
some barn-yard all deserted whose oats
are fed. whose hens are dead, and of to
market started"
A CLERGYMAN, observing poor man
by the road, breaking stone with pick
axe, and kneeling to get at his work bet
TER, made the remark. "Ah Johu. l wish
| could break the stony hearts Of my
hearers as easily AS you are breaking these
stonesl" The man replied, Perhaps mas
ter you do not work on your knees
A GooB story is told Of an old Scotch
Highland minister who did considerable
business in the marriage line, much more
so than some Of the rest Of his brethren,
on account Of the peculiar manner he went
through the ceremony After the usual
questions and answers being given, he
generally concluded with the following:
"And for this cause shall man leave his
father and mother. aud the tea shaH be-
eoate one Jeef"
A CnARAcfER1srI6 freak of Young
Americanism is reported in the New Or
leans papers. A Young gentleman, about
twelve years old, and young lady about
ten. were Inspired by romantic desire
70 elope. They accordingly took the cars
for Carrollton, but al furthet operations
we're hlndered BY the conductor, on ao-
count Of the young couple being minus
the funds to pay their fare. They were
accordingly compelled to return 10 the
city, where they we're met BY their aux
ious parents, the couple being brother and
sister, and the fair heroine. all in tears,
was restored to her tender mothers
charge,
a RUosLEs PRtss. -Ruggles is oels-
brated tho world over for his model print
ing presses, A Trinity paper says;
A young man in Butte county has been
a