Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1858-08-14
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WEBSTER had an unccdoto OF old Father
Sparl. the minister Of his hey hood. which
never has beeu in prjnt and which 10 too
good to be lost. 1t was customary then to
wear buckskin breeches il cool weather. One
Sunday morning in the autumn, Father Searl
n'ougu' us 90" ,.uan ."' 5r,rr sn, ,ho emmy
m"sPs I n',' rrnro n"M bavin, n ran time nr il in
ih ,,e', ""W "I tc rgnr, he oot omi tho ntrn.
s,sa Jng"' ~ JS Irnssod ", for mea1inc Rnt Will,
S,,,, "'I ,ha Scr;,,nros ~ thn copgrepation
'"',i' ~, cIia' dn-,rar From, ona If tbe enroge5
~ r ,G.+ol rl,ous and ;nm,ea ,ropnd iLe
'I-i4 ai..,,i,r, HE ,biahs INT the moro Lo
P4ip''' '''rp'' rpp 7nno1 tha uoro tLev stnnr
SrIih STrILirIu r",ania M thouoLt him crezr and were in
rnnmotinn as to what TO do; but he ex
planned the matter ny saying: "6reMcFn'
don't be dtafme0 me Nord p me L"r" Is Is
"a My moHfh' ana me DeeH IS IN my oTeec"e%'
WEBSTER always toio IL Win great s'ee 10 tue
ministers
A Grecn-Lookng Chap from the Green
Mountain State, went over the line and on to
Montreal, "to look rcound u leetle." Going
into large and handsome dry-goods store
his veydancy attracted the attention Of the
proprietor, who attempted to quiz him bnt
unhappily having an i'm p p ?. .pediment in his
speech, he had to give it up, and his head
clerk came forward TO speak for him. The
clerk began. MIR. Bull wishes to know II
you can tell him Why, Baiaam s ass spoke r
"NanI says Jonathan, II raylher guess
how That Dalaum was slutieFlh man, anu
his ass had 10 speak lot him
n,o,,or to L,oc,. n crocbot ont
- .oan ,,,,'s Loa5 ;fvor onlv bit him
ui,nt t'", IA ro,tlan,or wboso ham yas n
rftIe turped cei,od ont TO his son, one right !:
nAhell Ahel, Satan has been temptinr me
all nirht TO 90 and drown myself in the horse
tr .,,a Le.i, ~ hn,, 5ron nf votor
- ai,, nooI.n o., rba ala rontlan,or
,,irnod ~ n,.or ana nan, ,o eIeon tLiniing M
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KIssEs.-For some time department has
b1cn established in Graham's Magazine enti.
tleu o"o,"e' VI h,s'eS """ Tho Sne U"'"
.,,lnl e. Lr,Ha Non Or,oar, D~taShonr5
,o"Snuu io' y! ''t -. ;ooIs
oo 'Iuisu ri', ",Io"s rs ho,, or.o,o1 ,ho
,; ;e" "u'ns ,',if,I rnon, "i,t II,
%Iorr'E%s ioo"' H. n.os sn ,nroLcd I'll hnr
t,'. t,,, lo l;aoad Lor lins ord Ionartod
';t,, "t""S,, ,""s ;,t;m, -" hnrr The tiorr
;,r n',o ,Tns f',nd ,"inl, ,,n9n ba~ drcsejnr
~ "o'0 aG h25 pI,a,Ja .,,a,,a ioG1
,,.,, Ia l;,,,f,,l r;rrs orJ bv,onlotc.
FAIREsr. DEAREST GIRL; | came here to
rob. but your beauty has made me honest for
the time. saw these Jewels, but believing
them yours, could not take them. | have
stolen what | value more-three delicious kis
ses from your unconscious lips. DO not be
offended; they we're gentle and innocent
AZ UNKNOWN LOVER.
i uIa was "Gns oepaai"i h - So,nu pu, ,poSe' &C.
,ra ,;n'n 81 tL, r,,no,s Pinalto R;na,dini
The Man who carries lantern in n dark
night can have friends all around him, walk.
ipg gaf,ly by the hello of its rays, end be not
oh oI|T" nf hnno IN W 40 raa, %nU non haIn ON NAM
niInrs in III. WA, d'rl,uass nni ~ his own
H','tS ~ t",I T",tu u1l"ueHs' "o' " MS wv"
11oJ, o,+oroa a,rroo,. s,or0 :, ,our
,ba o,TaS'I,,, ,5 a,I.,.o,J ~. 49, eoa
,rol "TT ptesSeH urs.,I ;.L oI,
oi5ross .bonod . rC.a,G fnn
texture and choice colorlng. After tossing
and examining to her hearts content, she re.
marked THE goods are part cotton, sir"
My dear madam" returned the clerk, "these
is"-tha I.1r e,ar,eI .groa Cr1.o; o,,,r, ,,a5
an. " be immp1intelg olia1
Everything must have uttered very much in
short time, only few wears since, General
VrCNSon uei"g seated between two ladies'
Iy'' Nv ,en lAe morn between two roses
y, M, guys, 10" Gays ago, while riding
:" 0re VI 'ne 9'Atu s'tee' cars, and being sea-
.'I oet"een TWO iad'ea he ielt Ike sl"ye IN
H'Bsae"u o. MoIasseS surrounded by hoops.
Tboro mad .,,uu.l,.e -,.
lady, Of unfortunately ecousitive habits, to
the effect that she was on one occasion so ar.