The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1858-06-30
Bulllfra1g.
From the NahriHc american.
sut Loyengoods Version OF Burns Bull
Ride.
BY s. l., OF TENNESSEE.

| Bs s. l., OF TESNEsSEE.
wen, george, now while ye're waiten
iur your durn'd fool chain kerriers, ,I'lI tell
Je how Ole Burns finished that ar on
speakabiIi bull ride owe his'u. Ye mind
how he got outen the lane as fast o. a
hawk kin fly with the wind, aud eff nize
an fuss, as kicken' bosses, an dust. an
bees, an thar stingiu' counts for glory. hin
wur es glorious start es ever man had
asore, alters septine Ole Fills start aoip
ole Buck. lie he'd all the niZe AN dust
an squeaIin an kickin in the start, an he
had the ariul stlngin too, nj onto the out
cum-well, he he'd. And the only way
the ole feIler cud cure the swellm arter he
monstrous stingin he got wur to marry a
'ustrate oman, full OF game an j,4 es reJv
eS cold sous. Gin mo bright eyed
oman, what nos the ropes, fu toldin thar
nan agin any thing in breeches no odds
how hi they holds thar beds. She'll
hring thar nose tn the bot,um owe the
iron, an they lean it thar tn res. thar
seis--weil, they will. hearn a feIer
ONCE speak speech that coffin wur king.
lie wur AN "inmoditied duced fool, ur
warnt man ct all, ur WIS "A tryn In
cum Int over the crowd wimn um k,ny.
JUST Gun them the rS>u:n out owe what
n"dttce they thinks rite fur thar purpose
ana III J'St agree to be chuckel he'd iusl
inter the rurer when tho mush ise am
'""n':'' et they don't rule the roast, an
c"t''n ur muneiy, or good hard sence be
- ;hey wont be no whM ef sot ap,u
IN oman Now, mine this fact, George,
cumming es Int does from the cusse,lest
tool you ever seed. Hits this whenever
you hnd thing ye cant du yer self. list
set sue onto the trail, an ef she don't du
'nr yu, III bind myself tn leave rot 90,
"'o"e 'ur one culhnder year-mine, ole
'e''er' wun thing she mus, luv We mon
strousIy, ar yu mus pay monstrously, but
Z. size says SHE VIII, why the things dun
did;
Dut ABOUT Old Fatty Burns and his ex.
press bnii ride. Arter they got outen the
'a0e they struck piece of timber lau,an
,h"r he lost his wepnn, the baski,, then
utr.. uE oeSmSK MS sell lu onMlBdig bbs ,r9pe
his lef han. Squire Millsbes "A mons,rous
fifth cross ole bull, what hes the Frogy
Mountain range fur his sukit this YEAR
He jist goes whar he p.eases-an
thinks his self some apples among dried
grapes and simmons. And he happened
to be u browsin about in this we're woods.
AN hearing Ole Sock belIerin he got
mad an tuck hit fur chalinoe and in.
suit tn. So he raked M SUN dirt with
his frunt huff an sprnkled il over his back;
then he dug some more outen a bank
with his hons and lifted j, with his foo,
AID spread hit over his self. then he tuck
a extra twist ur Two IN his tai! An his,eJ
| hit s,rate NJ in the air an about this
| time felt ready tn meet the devil. hon I'm
hon, of he cum in shape Owe a cow beste.
Ole sock and his rider Gun, in site a ,arir.
and they smelt each other. Both wer
ded game an monstrous hot under the
collier; SO big vearth shackIin fite were
morally - surtin, barin n lick owe H.
teneu or or rifle shot inter wun owe thar
curs. E.s soon as Ole Burns seed tu,her
bull, he understood adzactly what wer
cunning an when so he leaned his self
back onto the rope powerfully, till he null.
ed the strip loops lite and .ast ontu his
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shoes, an he hauled Old Socks nose and
lip way up atween his ewes by the ring.
sorter like histin raw hide outen vat
with hon hook his face looked like
hit wer skinned, or ded beef's he'd onto
a live bulls BODY. He wur the wus,
lookln COW brute in the face ye ever seed
and made his belern sound like he had
the ratles. But in spite owe all this, Sock
steamed ahead strate towards his inimy
He didn't keer a single - fur env
thing since his intercours with the honey
makers an his mislifkasbun in that ar
baskit. Ole Burns commenced 4 snatch
IN brush from the trees, iust wun side
then tulher, es he passed, an a WARM owe
EN- out over the inside owe Socks histed
lip, rite down atween bis hons. Es fast
es he wore EN- out he'd snatch more. He's
the best man fur usin baskits or brush in