Kenosha tribune & telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1856-1859, 1858-07-22

Whose luster late was quenched in thine.
Yet soon and tender light
From out thy darkened orb shall BEAM
And broaden till it shines all night
On giistening dew and giirnmerng stream,
wsDoctOrs never differ on the subject of bleed,
lng-their patients. u.a-
~ Some libelous fellow SAYS that a woman
heart is the sweetest thing in the world in fact a
perfect honey comb full Of sells.
E5g@ A friend of ours says he is growing weaker
and weaker every day He has got SO weak now
that he cannot raise five dollars .t.'
l:g DOn't you like back CANNON ~ said n
lady on steamboat, to Hoosier Z" don't know.
never ate any, was the reply rr-.rr
seg- a good country minister prayed fer.
yently tor those Of his congregation who were too
proud to kneel and to lazy too stand
~ A sawyer, after saving with a very dull
saw exclaimed: "Of all the saws ever saw saw,
4 never saw saw saw as that saw saws.
d ~ " Pompey,7 said a good natured gentleman
to his colored man, did not know until to-day
that you had been whipped last week" Didn't
you, nassa replied Pompey, " l know'd it all de
time
t5g Like those who walk upon line. if we keen
our eyes fixed upon one point, we may step forward
securely; whereas, an imprudent or cowardly glance
on either side will infallibly destroy us.
70 g Pempey,. what am it dat goes when de
wagon goes and stops when de wagon stops. It
am no use to de wagon, but de wagon can't go wild.
out it 2"
CUBS dat up, Glen, does-what am it?"
why, dc notSe, oh course"
EaF@ ga Clergyman catechisine the voutb Of
ms church, put the first question in the catechism
What is your consolation in life and death p,
i ne poor girl smiled but n no
or insisted. q
Well said she, " since l must tell, it is the
young printer on North Railroad Street"
Querry for Ladies. .s5GJ1
If a ship makes eight knots an hour, how long a
time VIII she require TO make crochet collar
Coming Down.
Like provisions, dresses are coming down The
sign over dressmaker's door reads thus-"Dresses
made lower than ever"
Fat Take.
The Lake Superior Miner, published at Ontona-
gon has an extra containing tax list 239 columns
Ia length The job will amount to about 81 600.
Good Advice.
Quarreling before marriage is a sure prelude to
misery afterwards. Think before you commit your
sell To llvelong engagement. Good advice truly.
buchanan Democrats.
The Chicago Tribune says the Buchanan Demo-
Gratis are determined to have their own candidates
tor Congress, Legislature, and all offices in the field
this fall.
Fancuii Hall
The lower story of Faneuil Hall. in Boston, is to
be converted into a market again a side entrance
to the platform for speakers will be proyided and
the architectural character of the building pre-
served.
Col Fremont for 1860.
we notice III the Chicago Democrat strong mr.
ticie, copied from some other paper urging Col
tkEMoS J as the man for the Republican nomina-
non III 1901 as being certain to triumph over the
democracy.
Political.
In Kansas, two weeks ago, Miss IRENE BAxER.
girl OF seventeen, married man of Sc venty.tiye
from admiration of of his political speeches
Thus is common saying verified" politics makes
strange bedtellows."
Sorghum sugnr.
The good citizens of Springfield ILL., are about TO
put up sugar mill for the manufacture of suoar
from the s0rgkaR Sarcharinum One of tboir nm.
Der, ). FRANCIS, Esq. has been deputed f., 20 to
CINCINNATI to make the arrangements This Looks
as II they at least had faith in the capabilities of
this new plant. :,
Climbing Roses
When climbing roses fail to rum which is often
the case the remedy Is to cut away all but or of
the strongest shoots, and permit none but these to
grow The hrst season. Give them plenty of manuye
liquid manure-of almost any kind or description.
ny inns means you can cause your climbing roses
Sorrow.
The flowers live by the tears that fall
From the features of the skies;
And life would have joys at all
We're there no watery ewes
Love thou thy sorrow !; grief shall bring
Its own excuse in after years.
The rainbow see how fair thing
GOD hath built up from tears.
Rather severe.
What the British Armv IN India hare In erco,,,.
ter.-ln the month of May, even under the sbelter
OF the tents, the thermometer has ranged ms HIGH
re degrees, and in the open field it hos risen to l6O
L ne men nave had to march fully 1900 miles throuoh
the country under the scorching fire of a vertical
sun, wearing uniforms unsuited to the climate
When Corn Grows Most.
Dr. Harrison, distinguished agricuturist of Vir.
gmia has taken the pains to ascs rtan whether corn
grows more at night than by day. We give the re
sutt OF nus examination; Aug L, corn grew in "a
hours, five inches; at night one and half inches
August q 1t grew four and seven eighths inches al
night one and seven Fights, ant in the day following
three inches.
Preachers salaries. THO zH
OF the whole number of preachers of the Pitts
burg Conference, TIVE nty nine got $780, forty
two got between $40O and $500 forty five 90. he
tween $500 and $40, twenty-four got between S20C
and $780, and thirty got less than $2cO The tota
amount paid to one hundred and seventy preacher.
was Sb2 942bb, noV ding house rent and travelling
expenses, which would average $367.9o for eacI
preacher .rss
Another Colo my in Prospect.
we learn that gentleman passed through THU
cry sora Iu he since who the agent of colony
OF some l,o0O or ], 500 Germans, now in Pennsylva
MA his ooje'; being to look up some new location
with view to the removal of the colony We un
derstand nat he has gone North to examine som,
of the government land in that direction and posi-
bly,, som of the swamp lands which are soon to b.
offered for sale.-Gr0nd Rapids Mich J Eng
Adve rising
The money paid Cor advertising should never form
the east difficulty TO man who has anything I
gain. 1t should be to him mere drop to tn
ocean painter once asked a wealthy merchan
why he had not better sign. Z" All" said he, :"
advertise. Ny neighbors have all splendid signs bJ
they never bring as many customers as mine An
one IN the whole country see my sign. 1t is tn
printer, not the painter, that has made my wealth
WINE Chea per than Water.
Paris correspondent under the date of June 2
writes " Complaints are made from every pant
France that the wells and springs are drying N
ana II IS SAID that wine will be cheaper than wat,
this year The wine crop, it is said, promises TO
the largest ever seen; old wine casks cannot now
had for love or money, and the potteries are bus
making huge jars, like theIoil jars of the Arabia
Nights, for the supersbundant grapes