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The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17

Boys summer Clothing CLEARING Out Sale,
ID. l.. COkNELI.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17

RabscaI Cure TRUSS Omcs--Msrsh d Cos,
No. yessy street, Astor House Trus.es and supporters
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17

Campbell, Chemist and Apothoeary. corner
of Esghsh asd Twenty .ish,h sre~,-Ah the ner
preparations constantly hspd fresh and genuine Tbs
proprietor bis individual attention 70 the business
Medicines warrAnsed pure.
e. w. smyth, Dispensing Ches'ist, 400
Seventh avenue Sparkling soda water iced root beer Bar
~ ~ trcopherous only cent? bosie.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17

20 Cent Anabrctype IAkeaesaes, with Case.
Family groups, and chcren's fspesses well takes OIL
KIMBALLs picture factory. 3E Broadway.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17

Hm's Hair Dye. Fonr sbiIiinss A Boz,
black or brown Mt Ne Barclay street N Y, la Brosd
street, Newark N j., and ali druggists
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17

Wings Fsrina Crackers, 50 Highly Ceie-
brsted for their great nOurhpg sud keshu properties
an article OF food. shsuld DO used In every family.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17

Freder7cks Photographic Temple OF Art,
Nos 685 and bs7 Broadway opposite Metropolitan Hotel -
Photograph kAs.ypes dsguerrsotypss And Amhroiypes
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17

Quevu'ss Cod Liver OIL and jelly can he used
the least dthouy By the most fAstdious free
from all dssgreesble taste while the virtues Of The Oh are
fully retained. PENF0isD, CLAY a CO., Axens No
Vlsich afs
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17

B~rrys Trioopberous u the Best and
cheapest article far dressing, beautfyng cleansing curling
preserving and restoring he hair. Les ry H. soid BY NJ
a. ssia
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17

The Lat Chance me ade Brothers viii take
hsr celebrated photographs srd fes days
longer n. the reduced ra.cs 233 Broaeway
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17
MISCELLANEOUS.
MEDICAL WONDER.

II WONDERs
"A HYAfTo LrFx BALKAN.
The moss certain known remedy for scrofuA rAs1naA9
gost old ulcers sreApsas saltrhsam, and ~ ds-
ArsuI from inpurty OF tAs blood. matter wha1
they may have flown from.
IRE ne bAIsam daily curing he Of dyupsV
asthma plies liver and kdpsy complaints oonsApaRDu u
bowels gepera debility, spient coosump6ou. no. -
Principal depot No. AS brand street, Few YORK 10 os2G
per bottle: Elk for ~
cent Brooklyn. Mrs. Hayes. No It's Fulton strssl
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17

Geo. oaunders' Metallic Tablet Razor Strop
This genuine article has been equAed for prcduc
ing the possbe edge For sale by j.
BAUNDERS No. Aston Houss.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17

homer Outdope.-Knox-Het- 212
Broadway Everybody. everybody everybody eversboty.
everybocy-should wesr-KNOX's sumner-sumu er-sun'
mer-hat hat, hat.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17

Wilson'S Hair Coiorer VIII not Dye the
skin but gradually turn your hair toa black browu
without njuing the hair. No trouble In app wing n, Ap
piled like Every body uses u Only - cents bottle
Bold S6 brand street. n u and Third and
Walnut atreet. PhiiAdeiphiA.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17

Nv wis on she CONTRARY not improbable, shall
soon see thai e.es OF vo'em so1 eaeo ~
which they cannot always Get In purely dynamic MAJ
ner During long continued trembling Of the ground
In the P.eomontese valleys Of Peis ard Clseon the
greatest charges electric tension Of the atmosphere
were observed while the sky wA coudless The insens
" OF the hollow which generally accompanies an
csrthauake does net increase In degree the
torce IL the oscillations. have ascertAincd with cer
An,y that The great shock Of the earthquake o. Robambs
fssh February l7p. Of The most fearful phenomcua
recorded the pip steal history Of our panewa nos as
ccmpanied by any roise whatever. The tremendous
roIse (ei gran rdo) which heard below the soil Of
the oes Of Quito and Ibarra but not a Tscunsa and Ham
bate nearer the centre OF the notion occurred between
eighteen and twenty minutes aer the catastrophe
I'M the oe,ebrsssd earthquake Of Lima and Caao October
g. 17ie) noso resembling subtcrrsncan thunder clap
was heard al Truxillo quarter o. an hour amer the
sbock and unaccompsned By any trembling OF the
around In Ike manner, long afer the great earthquake
M New Granada 10th November 1877, described
By Boussne aut sueerrsnean ae'onsns were ,es
combs unattended by motion. The nature OF tho nose
v~res also very mueh being either rolling o. rasos OF
clspkna ike chains when moved ike near thunder,
a. Tor instance In the city Of Quito cr lastly, clear ana
ringing a. n obsidan some other vnhed masses were
strucE IN subterranean cavities Az solid bodies are ex
| eelsnt Conductors OF sound which 10 propsgated In
burned clay for instance ten or twelve times quicker
than In the air the subsrranean noise may be heard
grea, drsance from tho place where has originated
IN Carscss In the grassy plains Of CAlabozo, and on
| the banks Of the Rio Apure, which falls into the
Orinoco tremendously loud noise, resembling mum
DER. w.s heard. unaccompAnted by an earthquake,
over district Of land 400 square miles IN extent on the
30th OF APRIL 1917 while At distance OF ooz mi " 20 .ue
northeast the volcano Of 81 Vincent In the email Antilles,
poured form oopous stream OF lava Win respeos 70
distance this was ss eruption Of vesuvius had bees
heard In the north OF France In the year liza, on me
great eruption Of the volcano OF CotopAx
resembling the discharge Of cannon where heard
Honda the Msgdalena river The crater OF Cotopaxi
lies not only IS 0c0 feet higher han Honda but these two
points separated by the colossal mountain chain Of
Quito Psso and Popayau less than by numerous valley
and cIes and Trey 436 miles apart Tho sound was
certainly not rropoeacd through the air. through the
earth and great depth During the violent earthquake
az New Granads In February 1885, subteanean thunder
was heard simultaneously Mt Popayan Bogota Santa Mar
a and Caracas (whsre continued for hours with
on, any movement Of tho ground) in Hayu Jamaica and
Il 90 A., Z alc al NICARAGUA
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1858-07-17

Bstchelos's Hair Dye, Wigs ana Toupsss--
TIE world surpass3g all made Sold and applied
Al ne unsnufactory BroshwAy
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-04-10
READ AND REFLECT.
DIR. C. n. ToEer's Gard to the Afflicted.

Quick nnd LOte Tces ut tie old esfGLiAAed oee
GM "treef beftreeH j. GNd A. streets.
hR TOZER returns his thanks 10 his numerous patients
~ for their patronage and would embrace this oppors
nifty remind them that he continues 20 csw~, y, cs
difficult Of vMEREAL which have bAGied the Am Of
so'ne OF Tie most celebrated physicians Of the age, and
upon which he has "erer Efied 10 perform rUdicaE
cure
DR. TcScr'' reputation as Physician stands unequaIed
His exclusive attention To diseases Of the Renito
syIIillc diseases.
The large humber II aggravated cases that he has peT-
ciy cured after they have been given up by many others
II the only r.f that physician requires Of his ability
Dr. TOH"r would stat" that lac any and all
q" varieties al til" disease no matter how long Standing
what progress the disease has made every patient
~ upon q cure.
DR. ToEcr has II Is we'll known, taken patients from the
very verge at the grave, AID restored them TO perfect
health lie w"ni further state, that he deems suicent
to attract the attention Of those who might heed the ser
vices Of physician IN all cases hut particularly those
enumerated In the Advertisement, expecting they would
my merits a. and the reau Of INV pRar
ce has ch thus far satisfactory I" my patients and
self Nor do deem 1t necessary e. MI columns 81 the
newspapers with fusone cn'ITie aud bOnbaste
mehts protesting my ability Ia heal all diseases flesh heir
" for "dc that must I've something than Man but
give 'h"-" that afflicted With venerea ChrOnIe. and
other Diseases to understand that from long experience
am fully competent to treat them successfully
My regard Tor the dignity ~ the mr1la profession; to
which have the honor Ia belong. drters from cOmi-
ting any act SaNonH quAt kerry and regard for
o~n dignity would prevent my placing myself q par
with qnnch' and n"-iruns vendors ri the prrsent
i'r a." fraudulent genuine certificates puns OF ny
-nIsri"r qualifications as practitioner; neither do
sumo Ia myself rcalm h"nors Ia which am not entitled
hut merely AK those Who diseased to read the d6er
I'll" AVrrts'n hts relating Ia the ~ private diseases
and Juig" for Themselves where to apply for FelIef NY
Arecs' arranged that be consulted In privacy
ut all hours II the day from o'clock In the morning until
= in the evening
EN-P-T~'ns With ChFonc DiArhRo. DySenIeFy Local
WcAknrss NcrN Debility. L"U Ff4FiS. LAssue. Weak
ntsS ~ the Ll- aud Hack lnd'I-~tion, lss ~ Memory
Aversion t" S,ciy Love OF Slhudr TimIdy. eelf Dis
trust EHntSs Headache, Pain ID the side AGretOa 81
de- k'nlse Tie Gscs 1<GaAI aud 0ihes In0knlies
IN Man. Ac.. WtH md Important In consult n e. " 70
AT his once, 9Th street, Iveth and x. SacVAneAIo
C. H. TOzER ~ d.
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-04-10

SHOCKING DEATH-A terrible case of spon-
tancous combustion is reported as having re.
Gently occurred at Cairo, III. A man named
Faxon, suffering under delirium trcmcns, en-
tered a saloon and called for glass of brandy.
Immediately after drinking it his breath came
in contact with lighted match, in the hand
of bystandcr, and instantly took fire and
burned for nearly two minutes, when death
ended his fortunes, The Ogonizing screams Of
the wretchcd man are described as being hor-
rible in the extreme
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-04-10
Petition Am Tnso1vencv,

STATE OF CALIFORNIA, County OF z Dorado. In m.
- County Court In and for said County, WIiiIAM n
CROCKETT VS.. HIS CREDITORS. ~
In the matter Of the Petition Of william N C,n.S..
Insolvent Debtor: ."
I)CRSUANT to an order Of the Hon. James lehman.
Judge OF the Court Aforesaid notice s hereby ~
all the creditors OF said Insolvent William CrocLatt -
be and appear in open Court before the Court
Monday the Sd day Of May, D. 1885, to shOw csuse n
any they cam Why the prayer Of said InsoVent shoud
granted ana an assignment Of his estate be made and
he he discharged from his debts and liabilities In DurSuAnce
Of the statute In such made and provided Ana In ths
said Insolvent be stayed ~se'"''
Witness my hand and the seal Of said Court aisxed.
lI-SJ ut once, this Sth day Of March, A. D. 1883
!. D. WALDRON, Clerk,
=, ,,. 49,, ny OGDEN SoCIRES, Deputy Clerk
WV "'N "A'"'h' n" Us TOR IT. tmarl3lml
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-04-10

1t appears from the books of the Treasury
Department that the total amount of receipts
in the Treasury, from March 9th, 1889, (whcn
the Constitution of the United States went
into operation to the first of July, 1857, was
1886, 100000. The expenditures for the
naval and military services amounted to 1874,
600, 900; for the civil list to $4,000, 900 ;
Revolutionary and other pensions to n 800,
600; for the public debt to 50S, 10000
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-04-10
SUMMONS.


STATE Of CALIFORNIA, In the District Court Of the
County Of Ii Dorado. llth Judicial District
,,hn Kescr Plaintiff vs. William Troop, Dctrndant-Ac-
tiun brought IN the District Court ~ the llh Judicial
District and the Complaint filed in the County 0i III 10
rudO in the office NJ the Clerk Of said District C"ur III
and for said County andStatc.
The People Of the State Of California, Send Greetings To
WILLIAM TROOP,
XyOU are hereby required appear In action brought
against you by the above named Plaintiff, IN the DIS
trct Court u the th Judicial Disrctn and for the C"h-
ty Of III Dorado, and to the complaint Heel tlcrr
IA copy of which accompanies this sulnmonsO within ten
DAYS excsive Of the day Of scrvicc amer the service ~"
YOU Of this snmOns-f served within this County III served
out Of this County but within this judicial District, within
twenty days or IL served out Of said District, then within
forty days-Or Judgment BY default will BE- taken against
you.
The said action Is brought to recover the sum ot One
Thousand Dollars with interest thereon at the rate Of five
per cent per month from the 9th day Of March A. d.
until certain contract set forth in Plaintiff
complaint on file heren aud for costs Of suit and IL you
fail to appear and the said Complaint above
required the said Plaintiff will take judgment against you
for said sum- interest and costs according tUihe prayer oil
said Complaint.
Given under my hand with the seal Of said Court
Ills affixed Office this flh day Of March, in the year
of our Lord one thousand eight hundred AMI hhy
eight. ID. WALRnDN, Clerk,
by OGDES SoUIREs, Deputy Clerk.
MOsIs TEnBs, Atty for HH.-(mar6 aml
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-04-10
SUMMONS.

STATE OF CALIFORNIA, In the District Court Of the
County Of FL Dorado. 18th Judicial Dist
JOHN JONES Plaintiff VS.. CHARLES l.. SMITH, Defend
an-ActiOn brought in the District Court Of the lllh
Judicial District and the complaint filed In the county Of
Fl Dorado in the Office Of the Clerk Of said District
Court, in and for said county and State.
The People Of The State of (MhbyRiI, SEND GREETING
To CHARLES l.. SMITH,
VCU hereby required to appear in action brought
against you by the above named Plaintiff, in the Dis
irct Court Of the 18th Judicial District in and for the
~ Of Fl Dorado, and to answer the complaint FLEE, therein,
"a copy If which accompanies this Summons) within ten
days exclusive Of the day " crvcc) after the service
you Of this SummOns-if served within this county, hut
within this Judicial District within twenty days; " Scrv
cd out " said District then within forty aysOr Judgment
by default will be taken against you.
The said action ls brought to the OF f4N
and interest and upon certain note by you executed
December 2Sh, 1885, at and half per cent per month,
payable TO Thomas j. Smith order year fran the
date thereof which has been duly transferred To Plaintiff
by said payee and also TO obtain decree Of foreclosure
and sale Of the property known the Magnolia Ranch
and improvements and appurtcnancCs thereto belonging
morgagcd by you the payment Of said note and
II you fail to appear and the said Complaint
above required the said Plaintiff will take Judgment against
you for pai and costs and the relief prayed for
cordng to the prayer Of said complaint.
Given under my hand with the Seal If said Coutt
H. affixed at Office this eleventh day VI March, in the
yenr Of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and
hfty-eiglt A. u. WALDROE, Clerk
SGNDERsoN NEWELL, P1'H's Att'ys.
lnIar 10 3mI
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-04-10
DIR. CHARLES 81. Toner'S
Private Medical Card.

CTRAN0ERS visiting eaerAmento viii remember that DR.
- TOZERS lSP1RMARY IL on 9Th n. between J aud x
streets, Sacramento.
The great and many radical cures made By Dr.
ToEer since his In this city to which hun
dreds testify, induces him 10 inform those amicte
Wthany private complaints CnnOHc, and vIsh
ell and thoroughly cured will be their Interest
and welfare to call him. who for the Last twenty-five
years has given his entire attention 10 Private COmpnnts
to all cases Of diseases Of private natuFe acute and
chronic, such Syphilis, secondary and constitutional
Affections GOnOrTPa and seminal Weakness, elect and
rctuFes and all diseases Of the EeneTAtve and uFInaFV
organs both In male and female, such ~ PrOapsaS uOr
AIbuH, HySteria, &c.
Patients can he assured that their complaints Will net
be taPered uith hut treated strictly scientific pSnci.
Pies Private Complaints eFadlcated In few days; new
cases cured In . short time, without mercuEy
He can be consulted 1T his once at eli times Of the DAY.
from In the morning until In the evening. An In ane.
ton can md In him who and sympathiss with
and befend them when In troublesome In whose services
the utmost confidence be placed. Come ell Who ART
afflicted and trouble, and he relieved and cured,
Apartments privately arranged 20 70 preclude tho
possibility II exposure.
Letters enclosing tiO will receive prompt attention with
hest advice aud instruction. G. II. TOZER, N. D.,
0th street. hetWeen ] n nd x
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-04-10
Petition in Insolvencv.

> County Court In and for said County aIMJ.rI ~
NlE vs. HIS CREDITORS. e" e
In the matter Of the Petition Of Samuel Nye An In.o,.
vent Debtor - wv :" AA'O''
Of the Court Aforesaid notice Is hereby Siven ~ ali ~
creditors OF said lnsolvent Samuel p Nye TO be and
pear before the Court Aforesaid Monday the Sd dsv
Court House In said County, to show cause II any thev
have or can Why the prayer Of said Insoven shoud moi
he he discharged from his debts and abIea m nnr"-
ance OF the Statute In such made and provided
solvent be stayed. ss'u A"'
Witness my hand and the seal Of said Cour. here
H. 81 to Affixed at office In the City OF PiacervIlIa III.
22d day Of March, A. D. 1855. -'
AID. wALDRON, CLERK,
By O0DEN SQUIRE, DEPUTY C1erk
IIoS. II. HIVES, Attorney for Petltioner-T2Svi
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-04-10

A Yankee and SOutherncr were playing
poker on q steamboat. 'Ihaven't seen an acc
for some time, " remarked the Southerner.
"Wal, I guess you hain't, replied the Yam
kee, "but ] can tell you where they are One
Of them is in your shirt sleeve there, and the
other three arc in the top Of my butcs."
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-04-10
Petition in Insolvency.

STATEO OF CALIFORNIA, County OF Fl Doradn-In the
> Cn9n'y Court IN aud for said County-JOIIN q. A.
CLARK vs.. HIS CREDITORS. " "
In the matter Of the Petition OfJohn O. A. Clark an In
solvent Debtor -
Pursuant to an order Of the Hon James Johnson Judge
~ The Court aforesaid, notice Is hereby given to all the
creditors u said Insolvent, John O. A. Clark to b. and
appear before the Court Oforesa open CouTt on the M
day Il" May, A. D. 1855 to show cause any they have or
can why the prayer Of said InsOvent should moi h.
r aud an assignment Of his estate be made and he he
discharged from his debts and liabilities In pursuance Of
the statute In such case made and provided and In the
meantme Is ordered that all judicial proceedin1
said Ins0ivent be stayed.
Witness my hand and the seal Of said Court here.
llth day Of March, A. u. lass. ''''
A. D. WALDRON CIerx
~ OGDEN sorIREs, Deputy Clerk.
L. 7. CARR, Atty for PetItlOner-I2-Svl
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-04-10

EsT1xArIN0 CROPs.-It is desirable frequent
" to measure standing crops it is always in
terestinE to have rule by which one can est
mate crop. The following method Of estima
ting crop of wheat rye, oats or barley, has
been found correct in England: Frame tOgcth-
or four light sticks, measuring exactly a foot
square inside, ndwith this in one hand walk
into the field, and select spot of fair average
yield, and lower the frame square over as
many heads as it will enclose, shell out the
heads thus enclosed carefully; and weigh the
grain. It 10 fair TO presume that the product
win be the S,66Oth part Of an acres produce.
TO prove it. 20 through the fields and make
ten or twenty similar calculations, and esti-
nate By the whole numbers Of results. twill
certainly enable farmer to make closer cal
culation of what his field will produce than he
can do by guessing
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-04-10
EUREKA! EUREKA!
Tho Essence of Life is Found !

WHO WANTS,
For 81 IL IL Cts,
Beautiful White Teeth Sgt, Dark, Fine
Hair, and a Clear COWpIeriOn'
II 90, let them purchase for the above sum
JONES'
CORAL HAIR RESTORATIVEI
Read lite real qualities.
TT clear oily preparation, it soenS, moisens and
i inEgOrates the roots. and acts on the bulbs Of
the roots force the hair to grow and 1t to
dark color, and In short time to grow naturally
dark from the roots and although dresses the hair
clean and hne keeping it son, dark and silky long
time. II 10 not greasy and does not stain the Clothes
PRICES and 10 cents per bottle.
VTyHo WANTS A CLEAR CoMPLExIONi-- Let
w such wash with, at the reduced price OfIO cents,
JONES' ITALIAN SOAP. II whitens and clears Red,
Dark, Coarse. Eruptive, Frecklcd SKINS Sotening,
emOlient and healing.
who wants really good Shaving soaps
Such will find this the very finest made.
PR1cE-J7N cents cake. i. .s... -
T A FONTS JAMAICA SOAP TEETH ROOT 10 .
IL superb Dentrice, fathers the mouth like soap
s delicious to the taste whitens the teeth, Ponshes
without injuring) the ename Purihes the Dream, A
BY its lAtherng property, ceanses the MOUTH tongue
and throat. 1t 10 warranted uniRjuriOus PkICE-W
cts. hottie.
&rAl these delicious preparations are sold at every
respectable drug store in California. o,,,o
Proprietor and Agent, \. SONES,
To whom all orders may be addressed by mail
All the above articles for sale at
PETTITs DRUG STORE,
Main street, Piacervile..
a. S0marlS Anil
Mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado Co., Cal.) 1854-1860, 1858-04-10
Erea TIE New Orleans PIcayune
GAS@ ~ ANE
LIN E0


LIN Els,
S@possd On hoard q calUSrnv IKaIs ISed,nsr. BY a
Parsta0er.
walt oGaIl the cuased kinveyianceu,
II this isn't about the wust
NO.hin bit rOckin and rOllin
An pitehin from the very fust-
The ingine grOauin, and the bilcr
Lyabas aay mint to bust.
FuSt wan side, DUN Il, and then tOther.
Tln line logged ef no wOt to du-
Rock away, you daFned old kradlc!
I1ss . baby when got inter yOI!
NOssOa en- seems to keer 61l cents
How bad . Teller may feel,
Mar 10 talk to him-nOt even the saler
EOUlin away his time on . wheel.
Than TIE eaptingi amt Il prOvokin
To zee that crttter, all threw the trip,
COntIuOoally drinkin and smOkin,
Wen be OrteR be mindin his shin.
It's enuE TO sggeravait . body,
And u amt manners, think,
To Get thar takin down his tOddy,
And never askin nary passingcr to drink.
And the pusser, ell he kcers fur
10 fur 70 have q time with his pals.
Say, darn such pusser jest heer him
Flutin and carrin on among the gals
And wen he's tired O. that, what follcrsp
In his little cabling thar he sets,
Like spyder among barrils Of d0llcrs--
Enuf TO pay Teller diets.
That's ell MSy keers for parsingers,
Ii, to get the two hunder
An my dOllers outen his pocket into theirn,
And then he may 60 to thunder.
Ef feller's driv to distraction
In bio, and axes what to do,
He can't git no sort Of satisfaction
Out o none on em-capting, matt, nor crew.
Wun day elm inter their blamed riggin,
Jest TO zee wat thar wus, and In hopes
TO kepe shet Of EN- wun spell, but, dog it!
zee on EN- comm up the rOaps.
Wun on EN- ketched me and hilt on me,
While tOther miserable cusa
Tide me up with nasty, sticky cloze line,
Smellin O. tar or sumthin wuss.
Thar they KEEP me-darn their picturs '.-.--
And nobody dun nOthin but lafr
Till forkcd out for bottle Of brandy
It cum 70 S2L.
That's the last S2IS
They'll ever gIt out o me,
Fur lie travvil in burned tOp.waggin,
AfOre lie be ketched ngin to seq.