The Tiffin tribune. [volume] (Tiffin, Ohio) 1848-1859, 1858-02-19
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a Kasrrcsy ASscDora "A Soulhern
ciniomin owned slave. a very inielh !
r.nt fellow. sho was Uniyersalist. On
cas oeoa ion he Illustrated The iuieilecuh
character Of bis religion IN the following
nsannar. A certain slave had obtained a
loanse Of She Bspiisis 70 preach. He
was holding forth IN tho presence Of many
a. his ooioisd brelhrsn az one time, whom
hs undertook to describe the process Of
"A lan.s creation. Said he. "When God
mike Alan, he s,oop down. scape up
l'ile dirt wet d litle, warm q little
~ the hands AMI squeeze lt in the right
saaps aad Cen lean !. up against--de
fsuce 10 dry"
''lop derel said our Univorsalist dark
ey. "You say dat are dc fustesi man eb-
tfmaioi''
Sarthiup' said the preacher,
"DJn." sal the other, 'jes tell a sel
isr whar dat or fence come fromP
"H0shl" said The preacher, two moro
q llsiions like iat would spile all the fe-
,ology Ia Dc world"
A negro who was set TO blild a small
hiahouss prefaoed the job by drawing af-
tsr his ra le manner picture Of the pro-
= ,sod "h4nnery" with a piece Of chalk
olA board On being laughed At for maxi
ill 80 much fuss over so simple mat
Tor, he replied "Mas'r Wyman, when
"a had your villa builUf didn't you pay
d. orkyteci fur a plan2 Pend upon IL.
M,ss'r Wymsn, do villa for the hens
won't b. nono de wuss for being skiteAed
Y45i."
PRsrrY GjoD.-A little fellow. abou,
ttree years old, whose parents reside on
Man ayen a, was noticed as being very
,fsy a few days since, screaming and
singing IN childish glee, when ho was
a,kal by lily, who was passing:
M little man, you feel pretty good.
d1a't ylu?"
II sobirei in an instant, aud replied
"fs', mtan feel good, but ! amt
pretty though"
lI)w r5 CARvs roUa FoRrUEE.--Cut
sDdr plor relations. AMI carve as deeply
Nsyol can into ths pockets Of others
NFy yourself always 6rst before you
think Of helping anybody else. and help
no MIN that IS not likely 70 hely YOU 10
rlturd. Bicirsful about forking out un-
,dyou have secured as m ioh, II not more,
tan you want.
We are ia possession Of an inhllible
racsipe for m,kiny a aly's checks red
without paint. For thsir especial benefit
we publish II without charge. Hsre u is
.-1hca her 40 Tho wash tub, with her
sleeves rolled up and hands full of dirty
clothes Then let her beau suddenly on.
t9r, a1i her cheeks will DO a glowing rcd
"a "a instant
A very learned man has said. "Tho
three hardest words 10 pronunoe in the
Elylish language are, 7 lOds miSilkenl"
Ral when Frederick the Great wrote his
lltter TO the Senate, 81 have just lost
great battla AMI Il wa, entirely my own
iault, Goldsmith says: "1his confession
displayed m)re greatness than all his
victories"
The nearest fixed star is Sirius. called
she dog.star, which is calculated to be
2e)0,0)0, 100000 miles from The earth,
or tvanty.seven thousand times further
of tnsR the sun is. A ray Of light from
Sirius, travelling as fast as cannon ball
at iis greatest speed, will take $685. eli
years to reach the earth.
Women are unquestiouably partial to
Tagimeutals, Sir Walter Scott, who has
never baen charged with want Of gallan.
iry, says. in relation to the red uniform OF
the British officers, that 'ladies and turk
eys are always attracted by rcd rag"
The world is full Of Judgment, days and
into every assembly that man enters, in
every action that he attempts, no is
guaged and stamped. "What has he
dono9" is the divine question which
searches men, and transrieroes every false
reputation.
ALARMING DisoovERy.- III II be really
true that so many Of the missing dogs in
our city 6nd their way to the bosom Of
their masters IN the shape ofsausages, we
are not surprised that. summer, Jolg .woV-
81 disorders are SO abundant.
A iipler, who squin,ed awfully, used
some time to mourn that his eyes did not
agree. cts very lucky for you, replied
iis friend, "ior 1t your eyes had been
matehes your nose would have SET them
On Gee long ago"
ID ,diy. want to ask you question" 4"
'Well my son." "Why is neighbor
Smiths liquor shop like c0uaterfeit
shilling9" al can't tell my son. -
Decause you can't pass It" said the boy,
A srsS or the HARD TlMEs.-A year
or so ago i was said that Brigham Yong
had forty wives, Now he has but six
Teal
A lady 10 Holmes county Mississippi
hung herself short time since. from
Modification on account Of her husband
having been eau sh1 playing cards with q
negro.
OF six hundred and twelve young Ia
dies who tainted last year. moro than
half Of them fell in the arms gentlemen
Only three had the misfortune to fall on
tho floor.