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ATURDAY::.:s.DECEMBER N, 1888.
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SaefS q = oe84fT AND . glory
In the bright and boundless West,
Reaching onEafa-eyeT on ward
To where day lies down to rest;
Where the vision finds no limit,
!Isss & as fps.s ssass 81 S ssasa nIoo =
Fills immeasity all round
And the soui looks up and onward
With . bold, insatiate quest,
Hoping always-weary never
ga s. SD Hps s5g Kess e hsts izres szsoussss rs
In hsr rieh and generous soif. !
<Ehick rsspeGds With lavish bonnfy =
Unto him that ilis the soil
ara And ths sola tt that bgyssh u Isa tAias
isiszsszsfs me sdseGfufsrs pure 70 en- ID = Is
There's glory and bezdty "A .''s'ss b
az, Aaap!episs ipshs Vssss 0aII
Euring PILGRIMS oazsrd, onward
Toward where day iies down TO rest-
!sS fqth ftodnf home ;s ana ififadred,
From the place where dear esss s!sep;
EEsa1ztsishssaizg Row these<ssPs
'Gs Bun: Efs Prey E b.
OF success. and ieyzHd h6ase fH0
That await Us in the West.
Yet, sometimes, ioslloEh 4 d and dEaay Wsary,
We sitssiil add Alk Win memory
Of % If Ris HsS isa5ssss Eng ssfss Brother brothers,
Ez Fzknd sweet sisteFs, good and fair,
~ with tfieif smiles and pleasant voices.
.a4fPfst' '0ye aud 0ea'eie'' care;
~ And, perhaps, lovely maiden.
2 u n In tie early bloom Of youth,
9sTho has listened, blushfEg. smiling.
To our tales of love and truth;
sz1 ssss Nov we seem TO see them gather'd 1T, I
In the DID, familiar room, - !.
Where the memory Of the abssnt1Gs
Touches every heart With gloom
2 80
And the features " the homestead
Buildings, fences, fields and bgopks. =
Orchards flowers. and berry Pstshes.
Shady lawns snd sunny nsOks:
And the beautiful companions :
OF the bright and shadowy hours,
With their answering eyes and voices, i,
And the hearts that beat with ssFs;
How they brighten in the distance.
How doth absence make them dear,
Till the homesick spirit moanethe,
With prophesy Of fear "a
we shall see our dear home never,
We shall meet our friends no more,
And our life hath lost the treasure.
That world cannot restore.
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he IS CLAIMED AS AN "AFFINITY. 81


he IS CLAIMED AS AN ttAFFINITY."
Bimeby a PERFECTLY orful lookin femail
presenIid herself to the dore Her gownd
was skanderlusly short l. her trowsis was
shameful to behold SEE she CAR, kin it
be- yes tbs troo. o, It's troo! J" ~-Sezi,t'15 5
ssntsS llarm.o vSez Aslie, sa& SO i've found
yu at larst-at larst. o at larst l'' Sez i,
s.yes yu, has found me at larst & yu wud
hav found me at fust if yu had cum soon
err" Sez she, "Air yu man ?'' Sez i,
tsi think air, but if yu dowt it yu may
address. Mrs. "A. Ward, BaldinsVille Injian-
ny, postigs pade, & she will dowtlis Civ yu
the required infurmashun. % Sez she, "then
yu air what the wurld eawls marrid." sed
"yes marin air. The eksentric femail
then grabd me by the arm Il sez she in a
wildEoice, styu air mine, o yu air minei"
s'Searcely,'' sez as released myself frum
her irun grasp. She agane elutched me by
the arm & sed, ''yu air my afinerty." Sez
sis ttEhat upon aifth is that?'' Dost thow
not know 90 sez she. s'No marpl.' - sez j.
s'i dosnt." Seq she, .tListen man d lie tell
.yu. Fur years i've yearned fur thee.
knoHd thow vast In the wurld sumwhares,
altho knowd not thi name or phase of resi-
Ounce. Z Ny hart sed he wood cum d took
currige. He has cum-he is hear-yu air
him-yu air my afinertyl o lis two mulch
two mutch 20 d she bust oout cryin.-
"Yes,' sez l. '"'f think its darn. site two
muteh.', = Hast thow not yeaFned fur nle?''
she yelled, ringin her hands like femail
play acter. Sez j, sssnot yearn. Bi this
time CRATE krowd of Free Luvirs had kol-
lectid around US, & thay all kommensed fur
to holler s.shame," ''brute,'' ''beast," et-
settery, etsettery. .4--,.f ~,;f. .Y:f+ =
ARFIMUs GIVES THEM A PIECE OF HIS MIND.
s.Sez yu pack of fernery kritters go
away frum me q talk this Iretchid woman
along with yu. q My naime is Artemus Ward
& ime in the show bisnis. a pay my bills
d my chilaa:.iin all look like me if i,sm a
! ; inoFman. 1 don't go in fur settin the laws
of my country at defunse. ain'tin faEur
of privatearin or nothin else Illegal. l
think yures aHinertF Ibisnis is eussed nom
sense besides bein outrajusly wickid. Whi
don't yu behaiye desantly d like other folks?
60 to- work & earn a livin,s d not stay
about hear like a parsui of lazy, shiftlis
good fur snethin -koets, cHaint ryu got no
gumpshun? Yu wimmniin folks go back to
yure lawful husbands if yuse got any d
talk, off them skanderlus short gownds d
trowsis 4 dress respectful like other win
min. Yu men folks kut OFF them piratter-
Gui whiskdrs. barn up>them infurnal Spirit
] rappin tracks, put on sum westkuts d go
TO work chopin wood, 'spiittin tense raales.
or sum other useful employ ment for which
4 Natnr intehdid yu. pored 4th my indig-
nsshun In this way till got out of breth
when stopt. ID took down my tent g shall
1 leav town this eyenin. IA = si:..7s! -
I purseeye with dis gust that the Detroit
Fat Man has bin slanderin me in the papers
I shall attend to his kase in futur letter
SHOWN him ND in, all his Deformity.
i Very Respeetfvely Yddfes. ! "A: Ward.
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THE EcLEcrIc
COLLEGE OF MEDICINE

49, CINCINNATI, OHIO
THE Winter Session of 1860. v;Il.,-
Il mence on the 18th of October, is5s "a
continue sixteen weeks. A full and thorm.S
course of Lectures will be given, occupying siT >,
seven hours daily. with good opportunities for A..
tetien to practical Anatomy, and with ample Gin.
ical facilities at the Commercial Hospital.
The arrangement of the Chairs will be as foIOx,.
isi'i.eT T. E. ST.. JOHN, NJ. D..
= sa ( Professor Of An0temy ead Phssioloey.
J. F. JUDGE, n. D..
Professor Of Chemistry and Pharmacy.
A ]. HOWE, NJ. D.,
-s+ Professor Of SGrgery
2 sJa3oC G. II. CLEVELAND, M. D..
Professor Of Aateria Mediea and TRerassutiss
VIM. SHERWOOD, MD,
Professor Of Medical Practice and PetAsloOy
5z; 6r.J. r. BUCHANAN, NJ D.,
Emeritus Professor Of Cerebral Physiology sad IL.
stitHtes Of Medicine
JOHN KING, N. D.,
Professor Of Obstetrics and Diseases of Women and
The Terms for the Session will be the same a,
heretofore, Observation-Disclosures, $500 Tuition
so. 90. Demonstrators Ticket, $500. (Ryery
Student is required to engage in dissection on.
session before graduation.) Graduation, $500
Ticket to Commercial Hospital, (optional) $500
The Lecture Rooms are newly finished. neat, and
comfortable, and in central locality (in College
Hall, Walnut Street, where students will find 4.
convenient to call on their arrival
Tickets for the session may be obtained Of the
Dean Of the Faculty. at his Office, No. Il3 Smith
Street, of Prof c. H Cleveland, Secretary Of d.
Faculty, No. $50 Seventh Street, near Elm.
-s51ei JOHN KING, ID. d. Dean
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The College Journal Of Medical Science,
Monthly Magazineof 4s pages, conducted by the
Faculty Of The Electie College of Medicine, il
published at One Dollar year, payable in advanc.
The volume of the Journal commences with the
year. Communications for subscription, or for
specimen numbers, should be directed TO
t7f1-t DIR. c. Fl. CLEVELAND, Publisher.
jan9-ly I39 Seventh Street, Cincinnati, o.
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as71a E0a SALE.
"a Mnlers.

ULARK,S new grinding, boisln I'm ~ nov pste
u Flouriae Hili is the cheapest III .,,.ns nss1s'
II comes within the range Of every III "
snd IL warranted 70 be equai 70 s1y 11;a r;zsts >
GeantE. tpwnshif. toNs 1Do n PLUHk.
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SPRING Ind SUMNER GOODS

which we Offer fog sale st such low figures Is viii
make It an object for persons in the surrounding
country to ;ss
Save Time sHd Money
by giving Us call, instead of going to the river
towns. -s1E @
To our friends and patrons we would state that
we are determined not to be undersold by any es-
enlistment south Of Kanzas river. We import
our Goods directly from Sc. Louis without unpaek-
ing, and whether we viii sell cheaper than else
where or whether We keep .sthe cheapest kind o.
gcodsS or not, Is unnecessary for Us to say, as
those who favor Us With their patronage wiH best
Judge for themselves.
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100 ACRES GOOD LAND. both timber and
lou. pEairie in Township ls, Range IL, for
sale cheap. Title perfect. Ts-ss5--,-
600 ACRES in Township IS. Range Il, with
Improvements. - s--,e-=- -.
f6O ACRES with improvements, in Township
I9, Range 10. --,.s.-rIT - -.s-.5
The above land is situated from two to six miles
from Emporia, IN the midst OF thriving eommu-
nisy portion Of this land viii be withdrawn
from market. if not sold Oh.
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TO Claim Huntersi

wish TO CALL THE ATTENTION OF
L all whesEe ia search of selAipls. tony series of
Plats, showing an Pre=empted land also, all that
saSslSays, sedfshsh weeLss.uf Iaber. TsEsli have
them posted frequently at the Land Office.
mayl-tf .ofs -5t5.S E. p BANCROFT
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.2Lf1SoIl2 . L e P.1BANGR0FT,
Z iuPeIsTtf7 aaH Real Estasel Agent.
IF y6a wish 9 selI Share IN I'm ppOriia, aply
L auga9 81 e ?. BANCROFT.
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zs3 Few tsoGssad feet lumber 'for sale ehekEp al
q tssiis Office tiiazs1ssz - P. B. PLUMB
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lNDuLdENoEs GRANTED IN HoRorlEN

INDULdENCEs GRANTED IN HoBoKEN. -
The coronation of the new chnrch-picture in
aoboken, of Our Lady of Grace, viii take
place on the Goth inst, on which occasion, it
is officially announced 10 the Freeman= Jour
nal, that
''Those who will be present ut the corona
tion can obtain Pteaarg Indulgence, granted
by Our Holy Father the Pope, for this day
ellis Grace, the Bishop Of the Diocese, has
been pleased to grant one Indulgence Of for
tg days to all who shall visit the chnIch durug
the Octave. e."-Erctange.
Those who desire to ''indulge" will find this
splendid opportunity. Hoboken affords con-
siderable facilities aud is easy of access. The
Gothamites will no doubt patronize the CORONA
tion extensively.
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EOOK EsEFoFsE YOU nTCA.

A minister in Que of our orthodox churches,
on his way TO preach a funeral sermon in the
country, called to see enc of his members, an
old widow lady, who lived near the road he
was travelling. The old lady had just been
making sapsages, and she felt proud OF them,
they were SO plump, round and sweet. She
presented some to her minister, but he objected
ON account OF not having his portmantaau
along. This objection was soon oyeuuled, the
OLD lady after wrapping them in rag, care
fulley placed bundle III either pocket of the
preacher capacious coat. Thus equipped he
started for the funeral.
While attending to the solemn ceremonies OF
the grave, some hungry dogs scented the sausa-
ges, and were not long in tracking them TO the
pockets of the good mans oyercoat. OF course
this was great annoyance, and he was several
times under the necessity OF kicking these
whelps away. The obsequies at the grave com
pleted, the minister and congregation repaired
to the church were the funeral discourse was tc
be preached.
After the sermon was finished, the minister
halted to make some remarks to his congrega
ton, when brother who wished to have III
appointment given out, ascen9ed the steps o
the pulpit and gave the minister's coat hitch
to get his attention. The divine thinking it
dog having design upon his pocket, raise,
his foot, gave sudden kick, and seut the goo,
brother sprawling down the steps.
s'You vii excuse me, brethren and sisters
said the minister, coEfusod and without look
ing at the work he had just done,--"for
could not avoid it. have sausages IN ny
pocket, and that dog has been trying to graz
them ever since / came upcn the premises =
You, reader, may judge of the effect such al
announcement would have at . funeral.
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AGRICULTURAL.
From the Vermont Stock Journal.
HINTS TO BUYERS OF HORSES.

Many persoLs who purchase and pay for good
horses, are sadly disappointed with their bar
gains. OF course, many bad bargains will be
made. The really fine animals and the SEEM
ingly fine to common eyes, appear just alike.
TO man, they are very unlike and such purcha-
sers are not easily deceived. Still, no man is
beyond being sometimes overreached by an i'm
posing animal in the hands of an artful jockey,
This kind of imposition can never be wholly
prevented, and must be endured.
But there are some causes of dissatisfaction
with the buyer, for which the seller is no way
IN fault. A horse, or pair of young horses,
are bought of breeder or dealer, which pro-
badly have been used to light work on farm,
and to daily exercise The buyer drives them
few times and feeds them high. They are
not bought for regular, steady labor, but for
occasional use, when the oHrer has leisure
After the novelty Of the new horses is gone,
they are consigned to the groom. They remain
day after day, and sometimes for weeks, stand
ing on hard plank, INDUCED with high feed,
and deprived of all exercise. The horse de-
lights in motion: confinement he abhors He
watches the long days to have one come to take
him out and give him ca an ce 10 move. The
master very likely seldom sees him, and he is
left to the mercics of the groom.
After week of inaction, he is ordered to
be brought out for use. He has been fed high
for week, and it may be for fortnight, and
his feet are hot and dry from standing on
hard dry floor; but be is fast horse, and was
perhaps bought becase he was fast; consequent
Is, the owner must drive fast. He is driven
eight or ten miles at a rapid pace. lie is COW
cred with foam, and pauting for breath. The
owner is surprised. He cannot imagine what
makes the horses sweat SO. He has been we'll
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amount to more than three hundred thousand
souls. Since 1865, there has been blight
upon the business, growing out of the uuwise
legislation OF Congress, which has really pro-
tected the iron of England, Russia and Swe-
den, and thus taken the labor and the bread
from our own workmen
THIS iron interest of Pennsylvania, in whicl,
these men are employed, commenced in 1920,
with production of only 10000 tons. In
1895, when it was up TO its greatest extent,
the Frodustion was million of tons of pig
metal When this pig metal is worked into
the various uses in which iron is to be consum-
ed, it amounts to very many millions of dol
lars. The annual produce Of coal in Schuyl-
kill county alone. in 1855, amounted in value
to some S20,000,000. When it is known that
it requires two tons Of coal to make ton of
iron, you eau imagine the number of persons
WHO rely for their daily bread on the produc-
ton of iron and coal. Iron, 10 It's native
mountains, is wofth but 80 cents ton when
It is worked into pig metal ii ranges in price
from $50 to $50, and sometimes to $40 ton );
and when worked into various uses it frequently
amounts to many hundreds of dollars ton
| have said that these people have the pow
er in their own hands. l am speaking to them
now, and | wish them TO exercise the power
they have. cannot help them, much as l de-
sire to do so, nor can any of their fronds here
but when they go to work as men determined
to succeed should do, have no doubt they will
get protection. The people III this valley and
on the slope Of the Schuy kill mountains have
votes enough to change and control the politics
of the Uuion for as Pennsylvania goes, SO
goes tbs Union in great elections (; and their
votes can at all times decide the politics of
Pennsylvania. Let them exercise the power
wisely, aud they viii no longer be without
plenty of work and good prices
move that this petition be referred to the
Committee on Finance.
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son, they will ba greatly weakened and few
repititions will entirely destroy them. No
weed is more troublesome than the thistle. es-
peeially when by long neglect it has become
thoroughly radieatsd, and allowed to spread
its long roots like net work through the soil.
When this is the case, the work of eradication
can only be thoroughly effected by digging,
care being taken to remove all the fbres, and
clear them from the ground BY burning or haul
ing them off. When cut green, and put into
the hog yard, they make an excellent manure.
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fed, and not been out of the stable for week.
He begins to think the horse is tender, and
lacks a good constitution When the horse re-
turns to the stable, heated with sharp drive,
how many owners see that they are carefully
rubbed until he is thoroughly dry, and know
by their own obsery alton that the groom is faith
ful.
The horse, With his fine spirit, high courage,
and boundless ambition, viii 60 till he drops
dead in the harness. But whoever wants to
drive fast must remember that, in the first place
the borse must be prepared for it by daily ex~
ercise. Secondly, he must not be driven fast
after full meal and thirdly, after being
driven fast, be must have the best of care
Horses for fast driving must not carry much
flesh, or they are more liable no injury.
If you arc tho owner Of a good horse, see
him daily. 4 little practice will make it
pleasant to you, and you will see how soon he
recognizes you and loves to acknowledge your
caresses. Be careful to whom you commit a
good horse. A coarse, brutal man is unfit to
have charge Of him. The horse is easily won
by kindness to the most implicit obedience,
while barshness and violence are very sure to
spoil him.
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KISSING III PARIS.

Paris ought to be perfect Paradise to young
bachelors who are fond of kissing the ladies',
according to letter Of correspondent writ
ing from there. Our correspondent says
ssThe almost universal custom of kissing, in
Paris, seems at FIRST singular to stranger,
comming from country where the proprieiies
2-s
much less to salute her. In France, to kiss a
lady with whom you are not intimate, on meet
ing her is very common especially is this the
case if she is married lady. Not only the
members of the family, but all the guests, ex-
peet invariably to salute the lady of the house
on coming down in the morning. But though
the modest American may, perhaps, escape the
ceremony on ordinary occlsions, yot, on New
Years morning, it is imperative. On that
morning came down to my coffee about 8 o.
clock.
81 sat down, quietly bidding Madame bon
j0u' as on ordinary occasions. In a few mo-
ments she was at my elbow, with
"Mons b.. am angry with you."
81 expressed, Of course u regret aud ignor-
ance cf having given her any reason.
"Ah :" said she, Fyou know very we'll the
reason. 1t is because you did not embrace
me, his morning, when you came down.
Madame was lady of perhaps, twenty-eight,
with jet black, glossy hair, and a clear, fair
complexion. She was very beautiful-had she
been plain, / could have felt less embarrassed.
She waited, as though expecting me to atone
for my neglect. but how could / before the
whole table sat, all this time, trembling
in my scat At length Madame said
s'AIons B. epatlases moi"
The worst had come. arose trembling,
put my white, bloodIess lips, all grassy with
butter and wet with coffee, tfor in nay enlbar-
rassment had dropped my napkin, to those
Of Madame. This was my first French kiss.
Poor fellow We can imognine his embar-
rassment just as well as If We had been present.
In the same predioament we should have fain-
ted-in the lady's arms.-.N. I. .4ttas.
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MINISTER'S SoSs.--The Episcopal Recor-
der has an article touching this class, in which
it depreciates he idea that they are worse than
other sons, aud draws for important informa-
ton on Doctor Sprague's late work, which
gives the lives of several hundred American
'Calvinistlc' ministers. Ittakes the biographies
of the first hundred and says; of the sons
Of these hundred, over one hundred and ten
became ministers. Of the remainder, by far
the larger proportion rose to eminence as hon
orable and successful men in business, or in
the learned professions. Is there any body of
100 men, taken at random from any other
pursuit of life, of whom the same can be
said 2
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the ruling elements among the rowdies. Why
such an honorable, respectable, mora; and re-
lgious society of men should allow themselves
g be 50 damnaby imposed upon, cannot see.
Punish every offender summarily, and, mark
.ge You will end such base proceedings. l
must do our citizens the justice to say that
they never, with a few exceptions, participate
u such disgraoeful and outrageous actions.
but that tho offenders generally belong to IRON
works, Turnpike, &c. S. S.
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No WAsHaaToN.--A friend Of ours tells
the following story Of himself
When young, he had read the well-kuown
aifFt aid ths IaiiFsf I've 6i tie 65Dle rfhss
his son, so well manifested on the occasion re-
ferred TO, of Georges cutting down the cherry
tree, acknowledging his tranagresion, and re-
ceiving full and free pardon, besides praises
and kind caresses from his father. So Jim,
actuated BY so noble an example, thought he
would try the experiment on. He supplied
himself with a hatchet, and going into his
fathers orchard, cut down some choice fruit
trees. He then cody sat down to await the
old maL's coming, and as soon as he mada his
appearance, marched up to him with very Inn
portant air, and acknowledged the deed, ex-
pecting the next thing on the programme 10 be
tears, benedicton, and embraces of the offended
parent But sad to relate, instead of this The
old gentleman caught up hickory aud gave
him an "all-fred lamming." Jim was no
Washington.
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Born SIDEs-In the old time, in Philaael-
phla, the disciples in the faith of VIM. Penn,
invariably wore the single breasted drab or
snuff cOlored coat and were strict III their
notion Of having the buttons thereof on the
left side Of the coat aforesaid. At dinner
given by him, friend Elias BreasY had secured
big buck darkey 10 'tond table, to whom he
gave imperative orders to haud things 10 tho
guests at the left side.
Thee will always know by their coat but
tons, Caesar, which is the left side.
Among the guests was French gentleman
who wore double breasted coat--a worldly
garment. The darkeY, in handing round the
soup, paused behind the French gentleman,
looked at his coat and stood for momeut, an
ebony statue Of despair, struggling with doutt
and plate of soup.
Presently he yelled out, sMassa 'Lias-it's
no use-buttons On bof Sides and handed the
plate to the French guest over his head. 'Dai's
de fust time eber seed man dat was leif
handed on bof sides Oh his coat I"
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VOL. 81, NO. 26.

LARGE FIELD OF PINE-APPL Es.-In Liberia,
few miles northward from Mourova, towards
Cape Mount, is tract Of land about a mile
from the beach, of more than ten miles in ex-
tent, entirely covered with pine-apples. The
fruit buds out in April and May, and ripens in
August and September. It is of delicious
favor. The apples are taken to Nenroyia IN
considerable quantities, where they are sold as
low as two for cent. Ii seems pity that
some means is rot known to keep them from
decay during voyage to this country
Could they not be put up there in jars aud
preserved
Or. LuquebeeI, IN his sketches Of the gcog-
raphy, climate and predictions Of Liberia, says
Pine-apples grow wild in the woods and he
has seen thousands of them in half an hours
walk.
Dir. Bowen "a missionary was in Liberia,
and in his own book, Central Africa, 1851
says, the pineapple foarishes very we'll in tie
woods of Liberia, and is superior to any We
can procure in this country. Journal Of Cons-
merce.