Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1858-07-09
MISCELLANEOUS.

hlo Republic cleverly hits several hiog' IN
The following uks-oG
F,gnrr-rhe Fourth Of July docs not
occur on the 81 Of February, nor i IT, a.
Won suppose. commemorative Of anything
that ever happened to the Rochester USion,
Rlri,,s lie was not bill IN the sloP-
nail. lie va. under the bed.
ls,Lr.-Rsycr,e ana spank.
B18s.-victoriA pins 70 be bad at ;. q.
Barnum's.
Saiisnes.-Sevsn times Eve are thirty
Eve.
H,n.-You can Keep them IN with
"el,stics."
M.a,o.,-Arrly shOs-mak'r'' wax and
then -quecIe il.
G,osrsphr.-Roche.,cr is on the canal
east OF Lnckpor'.
Suwuoals.-Tiitegn drops each Of hud-
nun aud campbor. and rub il.
Arasiios.-very few men will descend -
far. 10 b. spoke, Of for alderman, involves
los OF reputation, friends, and citizenship,
You can imagine What man must be to be
o',lisl as such.
TuE "RrD Sr," GErrv. Blue, have
called the ,o,--ys, not strictly 80. save in
the G,r distance. ltisnei,her rcd nor blue
50, but cmphatically gr'eu-ycs. green, Of
ths most brilliant kind ever saw. Thi'i'
rrr!ucsI by tLy immense tracts OF shallow
water. with yellow sand slusath, Which al.
WAYS riyc. tai, sryau TO ths s,l, even in tho
absence OF vsrlurc on tbcshoro % sga'wccts
beneath. The blue % the SKY and the yc!-
low cf,sc sands. meeting and interminslius
Boz water. Grl iar green uf thg ga the
water JsIus sbs moi.lm in which 'he 'a'H'
turr or la.u. Of thc color. takes place.
The D,.,rs OF Sinai, by II. B'nar.
In. d.E,ult to .ay which Is the greater
del,ct ina Tarcut-s,rictncs' and trmnes'
in h. family witbou, feeling ana affection.
or f,l.ns and affection without stric'uess
auI fumucs,. Under The one system. the
csGLrgu are apt t. bscome slaves " hypo-
critics under the other tyrauts or r,bsls.
But true love B. always irn, and true hrm-
nsss i. always love.
God designed men 10 grow a. tres grow
in open pasture, foil 5ouehcj all around
tu, men in so,iy,v grow like tres IN for-
est. t.ll and sI,nIl.us. the lower once oyc--
shadow,d BY the higher, with only a little
branching. anu tha, at the TOP. They Dor.
rov OF each other ,ho power 90 stand; and
ifus yr.st b, cleared, and one b, lcf, alone.
the fr,t wind which come. along, uproo's
o.
II f.. .ail that ono II a, editors % the
Ieei.'ur.h Chronicle, SON after c'mm,uc-
iu.t ,.,ru tiaFr.utins business, went 70
..ea preacher. daughter. Toe next time
lcausul,I meeting hewas considerably as
t,u..Hsi as hearing the minister announce
q, Do. u1t. My daughter is previously
tornr,-I with , DEVIL
4 Young lady hal her Fara'al carried
away by gus; OF Wind. 70 wa picked up
hy an honest son u the " Emerald l.la,'
WI, r.am.I d, Vita ,ac compliment
..Fut1. No, and il yc was s,hr1us a, yer,
lanl.ln.. BE- absr., a hurricane couldn't
have sua,shei it from yr.'
rur u-rouv,,', rmto'oFuV.
I've "a t,'.tr ,ot I spend,
Ertl,, na'hir. Be o. .r1i,
Tar 7 r.e. tguyes n1,h.u., tsa't 700 see, lohn
St....f
I've pr,fl, rIis fov.
tu A., yutl.. tu pru,y u1v,
Ina 30 Of prrlls 'h,il.,l a' my A'se, Nohu
schmidt
Ib,fuath.1s to desire,
N.l I 90 ps,iis mine wire,
tut .ehu..s m,ls-r'l toto s.ssp,ng state, Noha
~,luilt.
Arr You no, alarmed at the approach
O, o. King Of Tsrr1rs?' aid a minister 10
a SICK man. oh NJ go said be, ~ have
been living six anu tbuty years with the
Qa,sn % ierrl4s, and the king cannot BE-
much worse"
Some OF the yoan. ladies have discovered
tina. o., cultivation by them Of the Queen
o, tac Prairie. Michigan. and Baltimore
Bile rl.s ahya, toe dwellings they occupy,
d., v.uniu: ,Tci On tie men folk 70
take T..r "a, Oh, r,,s' within.
Discipline u1t ono faculty exclusively,
f1r ,hau hast many. n thou c.ust not Us, .
to- optic glass ia ,hc dark. take She ear-
trumpet, ty d.y reverse thsu. lJeau Paul. .
,atcy.. produces elufIrnee, confidence
T..As. industry. and nss genes ralas that
r,Tuaao1 wai,l accuracy bad r1isri.
Tr rsie % DO person ina nlur,hirs
condition j, moro Justly o. as dreaded than
that ui L.u who ,sm.au ana criasins under
Jlali.ll auI uupr1,PerOus fortune.
n, Gr.t step to reason j. % feel the wan,
oft. FOLLY j. incompatible Wiz. this kEOwl-
eI.. The he.; thing We can have next 10
Wiz is o. know We have 1t not.
pray. friend, are you the master Of this
house," a.ksl a traveller At an inn. - Yes,
err" answered BJniAce my wife has
been dad tbess three weeks
Ayocali,. 'ays he could sing &" way down
on ,bs oh Tar River, If he could only s.,