The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1858-08-12
VARIETY.

VARIETY.
Ers-v nini Is entered, like every house, throu gh
sEn door.
nan in rhe right with God on his side, IS in the
.-;-v though he be alone
crime : nothing but the skin Of Truth Sc, up
--uFaL
,-afs axner-hip We own whom we love
-l,-liho- IN tine will destroy the student ::
= r1trro< from his own bones with which he
rs I4m1
h. sI7ara1,us blossoms IN = fruit tree are meant
-ntlfre The large wty in which Col loves 70 do
tnr things
ne f5rpgoing plrl-raohs are from Beecher's Life
1stts.l
he Young laiv who caught cold by drinking water
a damp runbler, IS convaescent.
vine has been advertised under the name of
Aked Sherry IL ought, at least, to have some
hen onions sl at retail for two cents piece, and
ones at that, as at the present, it is certainly
tsar-i-on Of the times.
chaplain at a State prison was asked by friend
his parishiOners were All under IS conviction -
the reply"
merchant lately advertised for a clerk who
i bear confinement He received an answer
one VINO had been seven years in Jail.
:. Adam Clarke says the hog was cursed under
Oh law, and never received a blessing under the
ABLY RrsIys.-I hold that it is not natural
men, with peas, early rising is all a matter Of
ing
fhy is Neptune like m alchemist looking for the
sopher's stone, Because he is q soaking (seek-
what never existed
youth, with a turn for figures. had five eggs to
and being told to give them three minutes each,
d them quarter Of an hour, all together
Pat, buy trunk. TO put your clothes in" said
Ankee companion g What, an 90 naked this
weather ~ asked the honest spalpeen of Kill
y
y Is dandy ike n mushroom Because he's
1lr sIp-hei1, his waist Is remarkably slender,
FoWth IS exceeiingly rapid, and his top is un-
monty tender.
LIVE YAyEyE AMONG THE EJUvESILEs.-A few days
teacher Of one of the public schools in the town
sex, Mass, while impartng moral and religious
c'0ns, "a Is her custom at the opening of the
N the morning, asked why we ought to love
Nhereupon very bright little urchn of FIVE
OF age very promptly answered, ss Because he
US cur parents to take care of us, and gives US
fio'hes' and learns US ho'r TO make money 20
a philosophical old g. ntleman to his " hope
" Wy son. when hackmen take the temperance
and the police refuse bribes; when omni-
- empty goes the same pace as full one;
me laws Of pirate property extend to umbrellas,
nen 4 bachelor in lodgings finds shirt without
Ton on, then, my soni thou mayest chance TO
E'fe who will not object to travel without eight
FenS packages. and who will show herself pos
oL such angelic self-denial, TO refuse
oner OF dress, simply because she thinks she
Z neel it,
Ihns that day lost whose low descending sun
views from thy hand no nosIe action d''ne-"
TO- ers Of notes and queries'' and those curl
'ne antiquity and origin of quotations, have
'onS puzzled 70 learn 'he origin of the above
new edition Of Mr. John Bartlett's excel
M convenient book of FamHiar Quotations
I settle the question. We learn from that
mar fhe coupler Wis written by jacob Bobart
oni- E"2i1nf, IN the album, Of David Krieg,
now preserved in the collection OF albums
British Museum. B',b1rr was son Of a c-le-
o"f inisf 81 the same name; he died about 726.
WORT - now generally written Count - in
of Think.
SosH'--Tvs AND PsrfENT woNAS''- Pea
m .ity came IN frofn a walk His W te sail TO
" have been thinking of our si,uar;on and
i-'rr nnet 10 he submissive md patient
- ne, " thr u gDpi resolution; ler Us
p" W ttre s"t 20 sub Hir IT, I will make a
onF- tritls Firs', we I'VE home-we will
- thfr se;'nd, We have the cumfprt- Of Iif.
WI -uh nIr 10 thar ThrlIy we have each
-r"urthly. we have multitude of friends
= We have Col To take care Of US An
ne pray stop-l will say no more about sub
.Neret'es - the name given to beau
worn by girls this spring for lack of whisk-
t.enes, or goatees. They are made by draw
Nn little iufts of hair from the temples, and
them into scolops.-Ezchange
ny o. the pretty young girls would like to have
IN a'P!s,sene upon their upper lips, they shall be
just as soon as ours has time to grow
rilis Journal
-. Ia you 6.ndfold the girls while placing the
acne cne'-Ezchange.
KER LaDIEs.-Prosessor Blackie, in his work
PHuty, says ss The Quaker matrou pener-
@rres with her that serene atmosphere of moral
% which gay and Haunting vesture would be
Dra' but young Quaker lady, in the most
season Of life, full Of laughing fancies and
sentimentalities, being pinned up in plain
Onee Is IS great a mistake, in its way, as q
er OF the Gospel a grave philosopher in
un's coat; and, therefore, I have observed
Jung ladies' Of that sect, especially when they
'ty and lively, do not at all affect the severe
EL INVESTMENTS FOR A CHURcH.-In q volume
uohshed entitled '' Lost Chapters Recovered
ne early History of American Methodism,'' it
mat the records Of one Of the earliest Meth
nurches in New York, reveal that the Trustees
ast century, invested two pounds In lottery
anu iorty pounds in negro named Peter. The
1 Ssement was the most satisfactory, - the man
As sexton to the church, and soon repaid his
ol ms earnings. and was emancipated- He
get ms free papers however till more than
- afser ne had paid for himself Theso trans-
'ook pace in those ssgood old times - in praise
We hear 20 much aid in many quartsFA