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TTNwicC DAILY (SuntHy might eNcepted) Between Nich
1 uOnd and Washington City via GordonsVle and Alex
andiia.
Hours OF departure at Rich
lnOud O4O A NJ and 1880 r III
Returning leave Washington. 30 a. NJ and ) PM.
Arrive at ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 81. nnd4 An
Baggage and tickets, given tl-olsh between Rch-
mond and Washington
THESE TWO RAILROADS HAVING No STRAP RAIL,
and being in excellent crcT, and CARRYING TIE GREAT
NORTHERN AND SOUTHERN MAIL, give the best guar
always securing connections, as j. shown by arr
walls daily Richmond tnd Washington ci;y in advance Of
the Steamboat line.
ICHMnSD ASo WssHISGTnS $3.50
Omnibus will he found always ready to take LtIOHgh
passengers and their baggage O! wearing apparel b,tween
Deprts charge with ample time for them TO
take their meals, whether going Sort! or South
Through Tickets he obtained between DanTtle and
hingtun the Terminus OF the Road nearly
peted Danye. An Agent Of the Company will receive
Inc Checks passengers from the Danvile Road and
TEND their baggage all the Way to Washington Or the Bal
.inore Depot.
THERE'S change of the night line, between Rich
mond and Alexandria. Eel
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TINS remedy has for itself such nctorcty frem its
of every variety Of pulmonary disease that It Is
entirely TO recount the evidences of its vir
i any community where it has been employed. So
wide j. the field OF its usefulness, and numerous the
of its cures that almost every section of the
NY aLnuris persons publicly known, who haze been
restored from alarming and desperate Diseases Of
the lung, by is When once tIcd its superiority
every other medicine Of its kind IS apparent
escape observation and where il virtues known tue
public longer hesitate what autiue employ for tie
distressing and dangerous affection ri the pulmonary
gans which incident 10 orr cinntc. And not only
formidable stacks upon the lungs, but Tor the uii1cr
varieties OF CONS CoUGUs. HoAIaENgss, &C.. ana
CIIBWES, it j. the pcasaI.tes; and safest arCcue ti2I
be obtained
It has long hcen in constant sc throughout this
section, need rot 10 tan the people its
quality Kept up to the best that It has bcGn and
that tic genuine article IL sold by
ocgt inv a. Q. coon co. Wheeling. Va.
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REMOVAL.

Pianos Melodvou., arI every Enl OF musical ias;ru-
tunC ami repaired.
All 70 is warranted at ths cstahi-h'nsn noNo
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Naw Arrancamant

WOULD the subscribers for payers, Period
cals whose names have been tTan~feTrit 70 from
Tobtu Books, that receiving sail PERIOD
calls and Iud those above referred
call a III VI ain street ANY WISHING TO discontinue
viii pleas advise is Ian
ger preserve copies. We have j.t received
Family Bibles; also late plb t0ns; Mr. =Ets' and
S1uthEorLiis WORKS. Everything IN The Book aud
Stationery line be hal n the -Cs=sF bo1k Store No
III Main street Laptol las. ORR
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lLi,eheII,s series of Geographical works.
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which colored. Price 81 90.
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ed with en5ravinEs of remarkable events, views Of
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prisinG biographical Definitions and Questions to all
the Maps OF Mtchels School Atlas, which
Appendix, embracing valuable tables in Mathematical
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MITCHELL'S BIBLICAL GEOGRAPHY, designed for
graphical description Palestine places men
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This series OF Geographical Works has been before the
ated
in part United States
in the British Possessions OF North America than
publication. Its popularity maintained, and
accuracy OF details Its latest nation and It's superor
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The present edition contains account recent
discoveries OF Dr. Kane in the Arctic reQions
BOrt and his patty we'll those OF Livingstone
Africa
That this series may worthy OF all the patronage 1t mas
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Voyagers Discoveries and Travellers the various Geo.
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THE TN TELLIGBNCER.
WIT THOU LOHE HER STILL?

WLLTIHOU LOHEHER STILL?
Wilt thou love her still, when the sunny curls
That over her bosom flow,
Are laced with the silvery threads of age,
And'her step falls sad and low?
Wilt thou love her still, when the summer smiles
On her lips no longer liveS
Through good and i'll
wilI'lovc her STILL
Thou.wilt love her still then our darling child
In marriage to thee we give.
Wilt thou love her still, when ner changefpl eyes
Have grown dim with sorrows rain
When the bosom that beats against thine own
Throbs slow with the weight of pain?
When her silvery laugh rings out no more,
And vanished her youthful charms2
will love her still
With right good will
Thon wilt love her still-then our darling take
Unto thy sheltering arms.
Remember, no grief has she ever known,
Her spirit is light and free;
None other with fAlterless step has passed
Its lnnermost shades but thee;
Wilt thou love her then when the joys ofyouth,
With her blushing bloom depart?
Through good and ill
will love her STILL
Thou wilt love her still-then our loved one take
To the JOY of thy noble heart.
Remember for thee she smiling leaves
The friends of her early days,
No longer to meet their approving looks,
Or their fond, unfeigncd praise;
Forgive her then, if the tears fall fast,
And promise to love her well.
Through good and i'll
Til love her still.
Thou will love her still-then our darling take
In the home of thcheart to dwell.
When her father is dead and the emerald sod
Lies green on her mothers breast;
When her brothers voice is no longer heard,
And her SISTERS hushed to rest
o, love her then, for to thee she looks
Her star on LIES troubled sea;
With the marriage VOW on her youthful lips,
Then we give our child to thee.
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BALTIMORE & OHIO II.
CHANGE OF SCHEDuLE

" will run as follows, viz:
First, The Wheeling and Cumberland Accommodation
Train will leave Wheeling daily, Sunday excepted at
stopping at all stations and arriving at Cumberland at
Second, The ST. Louis, Cincinnati Wheeling Benwood
and City Express Train leaves daily
at435 NJ arriving at Baltimore at 10A. NJ in time
Eastern connection. -
Third, The Northwestern, Chicago St. Louis Cairo In
more and Washington City Express. daily p
M Saturdays excepted, arriving at Baltimore al $3.50 NJ
In time for Eastern connections.
To enjoy the elegant mountain should
take the NJ train Cumberland
bV the $3.50 s:90sA. M.train. -
Retaining to the West and Southwest trains leave
Baltimore daily follows, viz The $3.50 train
lives at Wheeling at 5U0 A. Nj 5O5 P. train arrives
Wheeling at 9:45A. II. EI. - n
The Cumberland. Accommodation train Jeayes Cumber-
land at 600 A. NJ, arrives at Wheeling ut 55OP.M.
The 435 p NJ train bound East, will only stop
water and meals at the principal first class stations
Round trip tickets being issued to Mnundsvile at so
w. P. SMTn, Supt.
L. 81. CoLE, C4en'l Ticket Agent. sep28.
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.. q. SCOTT.
THE .1
LIVER .INYIGORATOR.!
PREPARED BY DIR. SANFORD,

PREPARED BY DR. SANEORDS
Compounded Entirely from GUMS,
rs ONE OF THE BEST PURGArIvE AND LIVER ME-
DIoINEs before the public, that Ctdrtic
Known IT Is not opy ar but Igsr
acting hrst the Ltoer eject its morbid matter,
conpshi1g purposes eGec.usy, without any the
Martics It the SYSTEM at the same time that
purgest; and when taken daily In moderate doses, will
strengthen and build 1t up with unusual rapldity.
The LIVER is one of the principal regulators of the
human body and when 1t performs its functions we'll
s almost entirely dependent the healthy action
LfUer the proper perform of
system suffers in consequence .of orgauthe LIVER
having ceased to do For the diseases of that
gam of the proprietorS has made 1t his study in
practice OF than twenty years, find remedy
counteract the many arrangements to which
Toproxe that found anyperson
has but to try bottle, and ,scOnyctiOns certain.
the system, supplying in theirp place healthy dow blle
thu s food t.
whole machinery, removing cause of the disease
sIII6GS 4SESGks are cured, AND, WHAT IS
One dose after eating to relieve the stomach
and prevent the food rrom'-'rising and SQUIRTING.
Only one dose taken before retiring, prevents NIGHT
gently 9Gy and d9ss .aks9 the bowels
Re o.s taken a.s after mss 5
One bottle taken for obstruction removes the
G2E1sSi Se
One dose often repeated iS10a for CHOLERA
MORBUS, and preventive of CHOLERA.
~ Only one bottle isNneedet to throw out of the
system the effects of medi-ene after long sickness.
- One bottle taken foraSJAUNDICB removes all sal
lowness unnatural colorAfrom. the skin
One dose taken shortNtime before eating gives Wig
orto the appetite, and makeSSfood digest we'll.
One dose often repeated:rJcnres CZ7RONzC EDLAR.
RIGA in Its worst forms, while s. UAAER and
BOWEL complaints yeld2 almost to the first dose.
One two doses tacks caused by WORMS in
Children; there Is safer speeier remedy
the world, las it1IeUer fails.
| ~ few bottles curesJQDROPSY, by. exciting tho
.absorbents. =
We take pleasure In mending this medicine
preventive ror FEVER AND AGUE, CHILL FEVER,
and all FEvERS of a Bill. LTOUS TYPE II operates
with certainty thousands willing to
wonderful virtues. =
! a IL .W10 USE TT IRE GIP1YG TREZR UHANI
AO0S MORYIRZTS FAVOR
As t0ater IN tte uth tOtth the EtVf0ordtor Gnd
GtUGlLoGo both together.
TEE LIVER REFRIGERATOR
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PUBLICATIONS FOR SALE

PUBLICATIONS FOR SALE
At the Office of the Millennia1
Harbinger, Bethany, Va.
CHRIsTIAN HYMN BoOK, in full cents per
90 FFS sS
DO 9e Tnsssy S1.1s a.p S do do
Christian system, new y, edition, 81. 1..-
Debate Roman Catholicism, between Bp. Purcell
Christian Baptist n1 muslin psreopy
Do Do Do Do do do E sqssssq sspisE
Owen Debate, new edition. IFS.
kSi RsS 81 sf ~ Pa. pea
Baztsr,s Poem.==zPlain, 81; extra, %.
Volumes Miliennisi HarbInses 81 per vol.
EeseIPt Il the the above win sen. post
eePted The postage the former is abont 50 cts on the
~ No books win BIO sent on commission.
PRICE OF BOOKS BY MA1I-PosTAGR PAID HER
.. .. arabes !,. per dozen ......... GO
Turkey morocco, gilt edges, per dos. 10 90
Christian Baptist per dozen .........10
Terms of she HnrbInYer for 1855.
fGPS to s ba5se Subscribe .s 81 a.
copies for ,or1 copy for three years.. 800
~ G9
10 copies, (aud copy graEis) 90 90
25 copies, (and copy gratis so 90
90 copes (aud to getter OF club, one book Bap
tsm and one neatly bound Hymn BOok) so
tsm and two neatly bound Hymn Books5 70 60
Baptism and three neatly bound Hymn BooFs 100 90
$50 copies land copies Of the book on Baptism and
sneatly bound Hymn Books) $3.50 90
EXTRA PREMIUMS!
thelargest over $780, &75 worth
of Books.
POr the next largest $50, $50 worth of Books.
And for the next largest $780, $5 worth OF Books
The books to be selected according the order Of tho
Agent to whom the premium Is awarded.
HY" THE CASH MUST BE FORWARDED INVARIABLY
IN ADVANCE FOR CLUBS. We cannot aGOrdtO keep
counts for Clubs.
No person residing in Bethany 4Oa1 be admitted
c0mpetttorJ0r these premiums.
Address A. CAMPBELL, Bethany,
mhlS-1y Brooke county, Va.
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SHEET MUSIC.
Thelargest stock of sheet music, works &C. &C.,
inthe Western country.
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Inconnecton with the above keep every kind of m
Establishments and musical merchandise generally.
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Founded 1852.
! e IBaItimore ana Charles streets

= g loAAI4Hno9o ana SuaIte6 streets,
BALTIMORE, n, D. %
NH1s Institution Is and -four
a iShlng condition. Twice during the has
1t been necessary to obtain larger apartments the 40
OF Increasing number Students repre-
senting nearly every State in the Union.
II occupies most conspicuous and desIra
located buildings in thecitv. The aau{
ougly arranged, spacious and elegantly Tarnfnhed.
the advantages and facilities here offered young men
desiring to qualify Themselves properly various
ties Of the Counting Room to obtain Ioroat0h Pfqc-
ttcdk BnsteSs Education generally, are unsarpassed In
any particular by any similar estabshment unItod
States. - = =
FG stItg:
~ n. *. LOSIhR.
the Science
Business 0aGtAFna stA.
y. IA. hLL III = u,
OF tAe heorY and Practios OF Bookkeeping,
Commercial Calculations.
H. H. DkHIA8,
Associate Professor of Book Keeping. .ss4t
5, N. G. J0HNsON,
FF01essoE OF andOrnamental PenmansbI1.
b. n. W1LBfA ms ESQ,
Lecturer on Mercantile Law
RBY.E. YEATRS REESE, n,
lecturer on Commercial Ethics.
TRUSTEES:
Hon.JnO r Kennedy, Hon. Joshua Vansant
3aon;; IhonasSRann. VIM. a, Kelghler, Esq,
The College Is provided with q CoInunereIai IJh.
standard Works, expressly for the use of Students
'Structed. tf sSAF' 4ftAssS n
Therebeng vacation during year, entse.n.,
ter at any time. eA
The time usually to cornnIsFa 4La
from 8 to 10 weeks. 4A course
"a DIPLOMA ts awarded to all Graduates
AlerSe anu beautifully ornamened Circular contaInI
npWafds OF the RTterot ~
various Dss,SnS
with catalogue giving full particulars AidreFS
JAILefSlaSea
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WHEELER & WILSON'S
Medal Family Sewing machine

TINE UNANIMOUS FAVOR WHICH HAS ATTRNDRn
y the Introduction Of WHEELER.ce WILSON'S IA AZ
1LY.SENLNG M4CHLHE, is sufficient evidence Of its
eScelence It IS needless say that this usefuln
srument Is becoming domestic institution; the fact
every rank in llfe To those who have hitherto "a
rom avaing themselves Of advantages it may not be
TO say that Its utility Is not problem to he solved
but success already realized. The highest testimony
this verdict, which has given
thls Instrument so wide and enYiable reputation,
These Machines are exhibited and sold BY
Gsa JAMES EWING, Agent,
Hornbrook's Building.
Persons wishing stitching neatly executed can be
modated on short notice. snSSTy
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TRANsPO RTATION...

a HEMPRIEID RAILROAD. -
LII freights intended for shipment must be
"A delivered between the hours Of and 8p. M, Is
none will be received after that hour. 7. SWEENEY,
lseplO General Manager.
9S7R
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THE LIVER INVIGORATOR
IS A SCIENTIFIC MEDICAL DISCOVERY, and is daily
working cures almost believe. asff by
magic, e1eH first dose gtUfn1 bengal and seldom more
than one bottle is required to any kind Of LIVER
Complaint. from the worst JrHndice Dgsp6psi to
common Aedd0ehe, all of which the result Of DIS
EASED1 LIVER. 81 =
PRICE ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE
DIR. SANFORD, Proprietor, '345 Broadway, New York.
And retailed by all Druggists. Sold also 81 n
my14-1y T. n. LOGAN & CO., Wheeling Va
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SPianos, MeOdeons, and every kind of musical instr,
mentS tuned and repaired.
~ an goods Warranted at this establishment. novs
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1So1-S. $50 1S57-S1i
% = -
PENNSYLVANIA. RAILROAD!
WINTER ARRANGEMENT.- and after Monday, De-
THE FAST MAIL TRA1Nleaves the Passenger Station
every morning except sunday at $50 O'CLOCK Pittsburgh
tim M arriving in +, Philadelphia at I15O p.
at $40. A'lS'
The Johnstewn ACCOMMODATION leaves Pittsburgh
daily except Sunday at 80 o'clock p. M, stopping all
stations and runntngas far Conemaugh. First Accom-
cept Sunday, at iO4O a. M The Second 4scommodation
Train for Turtle 1 Creek leaves daily Sunday
Turtle Greek daily except sGnaS az 500 re- Tor
Returning Trains arrive in Pittsburgh as foows:-Ex
ton, IL m First Greek 6 SO ms
Second Accommodation 40 Third Accommodation 610
p. M
Trains for Baisye and Indiana, BaIrsville
Intersection with NAH Train East Express train West and
Pittsburgh and 0onnesvlIe Trains stopping at all sta
tions the Pittsburgh Road leave daily
Train, Returning Trains from Pittsburgh
and connesyille Road, arrive at Ptsburgh s85
Thetrayeling will nd 1t greatly to their interes
In going East or West to travel by the Pennsylvania Rail-
passed on any other route As the road Is baasted
anu Is Tree rom dust, we can promise safe
y speed and comfort to all who favor this
Fare to New Yorl... S18 IN
I" Is Philadelphia. ................IO 90
-" :" Baltimore. ............... 50
8. Lancaster 50
Baggage checked to ali stations on the Pennsylvania
Passengers purchasing tickets in tile be charged
Ten Gents addition rates from Sta
tons where the Company has no agent.
NoTIoE.-In case loss, the Company will hold them
selves for personal baggage ony and for
amount not exceeding 800.
N.B-The Excelsior Omnibus Line has been employed to
convey Baggage to and from the Depot
charge exceed 2S each passenger bag
gage.
Fer Tickets apply to J.sTEwART, Agent,
1.-THE P. r. B. Passenger Station,
tanl on Liberty and Grant sts., Pittsburgh.
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For THROUGH Tickets and other information, enquire
at Central Ohio Ticket oce in heSprgg House, Water
street, Wheellng Va.
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& z go s5sz5s saS'S9
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Great Northern and Southern Mail Route.
FOR NORTHERN, SOUTHERN AND WESTERN
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A GENTfor n ALLET, DAVIS 80. & GS.'s 4r.
IA AMOS. The above pianos are fitted up with all the
in beautiful Rosewood My
ent from the plain piano to the
full Louis XIV style.
Also, ngentfor ForInce'S M eIOLeouS, Carhurt,s
YIeIOdeOns, nmd Hughes 81 HnIc'B MeIode.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-11-29

"HEAT DRILLS.-snnerior Wheat Drills for sale Al
wv Manufacturers prices by "
aug14 SMITH a aORREnT
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Twice DAILY, Sunday night excepted between Rich
u mond and Washington City via Gordona4ie and Alex
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-11-29

TARsEILLEs Collars Sleeves, and Collars in sets
11 White and Figured, very cheap and very pretty.
sept PAYNE & CO., 81 Monroe st.
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Virginia Central Railroad.
ORANGE AND ALEXANDRIA
..-t y.5- afR A-TT ROAD ss5st.
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An BOXES Gross L Dsitrcks Cincinnati star r,.,,,.
rec tive TIL. day by Railrsad and for sale at STSna
taetusers' prices by J. A. METOALP,
:! oSE<S no. sc Main st.
The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-03-31
OH: COME, COME AWAY.


Oh come, come away from labor now repo-
sing.
Let busy care awhile forbear,
Oh! come, come away.
Come, come our social joys renew.
And there, where Trust and Friendship grew
Let true hearts welcome you. ..
Oh come, come away.
From toll and the cares on which the day is
closing;
The hour of eve brings sweet reprieye,
Oh! come, come away.
Oh come, where lo.e will smile OH thee,
And round its hearth viii gladness be,
And time fly merrrly.
Oh come, come away.
While sweet Philomel the weary trav Her cheer
ing, ~
With evening songs her note prolongs,
Oh come, come away.
In answering songs of sympathy .-f
Wen sing, in tuneful harmony.
OfHope, JOY, Liberty.
Oh come, come away.
The bright day IS gene 1.-THE moon and stars
appearing,
With silver light Hume the night,
If# Oh rcome, come away.
Come. join your pray'rs with ours, address
Kind Heaven our peaceful home to bless
With Health, Hope. Happiness.
f-1 Oh come, come away.
The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-03-31
Cur Olio.

A little boy describes snoring as letting
off sleep
a contemporary inquiries if the young
ladies of the present day are fitted for
wives! We think it much more i'm
portant inquiry whether. they are fitted
for husbands.
We know an old lady, who, when she
alludes to the leader of the Mormons, al
ways calls him-either unintentionaly
or else by curious tumble of ideas .Mr.
Bigsm" Young"
The ladies sai they are opposed to stop
ping the males on the Sabbath, especially
III the evening, unless they stop at l:me
Quilts are sometimes taken from the
pinions OF one goose to spread the opin-
ions of another.
''Haye you not mistaken the Pew, SIR e.
hlandly said Q Sunday Chesterfield TO a
stranger who entered it. Il beg pardon
sir" sa;d the intruder, rising to 90 out !;
81 think | have. took it for n christ
nn's."
Doctor kin YOU tell me what's the
matter with my child's nose! She kehps
pickin' Oft Yes marin: it's probably
an irritation of the pathetic tintillation to
the ophallum of echaerian." There now
that's jist what l told Becky; but she low
ed it was worms"
'How did you like that clam song ,"
asked an old lady of her daughter, as
they stepped with the crowd out into the
open air otter popular concert. "Clam
songw exclaimed the young lady, in as
constituent; ''why, what do You refer to,
mother?" Why the first one he sung"
"Oh, you mean Shells of the Ocean
don't you, mother!" Well yes" said
the old lady, 81 do think that was it: it
was something about CLAIMS any way, and
YOU know | like CLAIMS so well! Didn't
youhke it.
Said old Mrs. Philanthropy, the other
day, aeeesting precccious urchin in the
street with q wardrobe remarkable for
its ventilating advantages, ''Bubby, why
don't You 90 home and have your moth
err sew up that awful hole in your trow-
sersa" ''Oh, you git out, old 'oman,"
was the respectful reply, sour folks are
economising, aud hole viii last longer
than patch any day" The old lady's
honest sympathy was wasted. while the
youngster beat hasty retreat around the
corner displaying flag of truce in the
rear.
o, he's accurscd from all that's good,
Who never knew Loves healing power,
Such sinner on his sins must brood,
And wait alone his hour.
Jfstranger to earth's beauty. human love,
There is 10 rest below, nor hope above.