Litchfield enquirer., 1858-02-25
From the Water Cure Journal. Dr. s. Pumps Grand Restorative. PROCURED FEoM WE'LL IN ONEIDA COUNTY 401 FEET DEEP, AND CURES EVERY
 POSSIBLE FORM OF DISEASE.

UocToR PUMP feels delicate about lautlinr his own invaluable compound, but seeing the wonderful crlres it has wrought, he would con. slider himgelf guilty of inhumanity did he not offer it for sale to the public Doctor Pump has been worked upon by tlle handle of these considerations to forego his own inclina tious and profits, for the sole bcutfit of his fellow men. Doctor Pump and Nature have pnt their heads together and concocted this Great Restorative, whereby Gas Doct. Pump believes) all diseases shall he orvcn from the world at large, and from Oneida county in particular. Doct. Pumps Reservoir is full of the longest certificates some of them over three feet] of the most astonishing cures, by his Great Re storative, which can be seen by applying to tLe side door of his office. This medicine has been used with greatest success, in Germany by the name of wAssER in Italy as AQUA in France
 before Napoleon 3d came on as EAU and in Spain they Call it AeuA. Doct. Pump has established agencies in all those countries, but in England there is such an ignorant opposi- tion to any hing American, that the agent re- turned disgasted in the last steamer Doct. Pump will mention few of the complaints in which the Great Restorative has peculiarly happy effects.
 WoRMs--of all kinds, but more especially still-worms. The Doct. has sworn statement Of one destroyed by his G E. which measured FIFTY SEVEN feet in len rth ! Tlc patient was comp' tey prostrattd, but soon recovered, aud 1 f It better than he had for many years, with this monstrous worm about him. 1 FTs.-An old topper of Rochester was so fitted into muddy gutter 0. that city, that it was the most astonishing case of fits ever known but by use of Doct S. Pumps G. R. he was compl, tely restored, and declared that he felt like a new man.
 Another case of fits. A poor fellow from Pine Plains had such a strong fit of hand. cuffs and frt rs that he was compelled to keep in the house for seven years and six months but d strict diet and careful behavior brought him out, and the G. R. prevented a recurrence of the fits
 Still another A boy had violent fit of the sulks, when one application of the G. R. to his head brought him to.
 CoRNs.-A gentleman was very much afflic. ted with eorns frequently two or three times a week. but by persevering use of Dr. Pumps Great Restorative he was entirely relieved and to Dr. Pumps knowledge hasn't been corn ed ono, during the last six months.
 FALLING SIcKNEss.-A loafer had serious combination of diseases, being liable to fall lrostrate in the street, with strong symptoms of FLAr-ulency Debility D zzineSs, Hicocugh, Strasbismus Ophthal,nia or Allin-your-eye, and DRoP-$y, followed by vomiting, and occa- sionay cuding with slight symptoms of mor- tification. By the constant use of the Great 1 Liquid Restorative for three moHths, this mans dreadful suferings were slowly, but surely re- i lieved.
 1 TIC-DoULoUREUx--Gr running up a dol, full | liquor account on "tick' at the grocery, Sual- l mer and Winter Complaint, Golrness, Blind Staggers, Chronic Miscellany Paralysis, Hrad- ache in the morning. Neuralgia and Oii-ralgia Carbnncle>, Cholera Mopus, Small Pox, Large Pox, Chicken Pox and Christmas Pie.
 No family should be without this priceless Restr i've.
 Beware of commercials ! Base imitators att tempt to palm [ if Lemonade So Il Water. Egg Noggs. Milk Punch, Mint Julrp. Sherry Coolers, Root Beer. Spruce Beer, H'p Berr, water, as the genuine Restorative but, d",r p po'", dent touch lem They ain't no more ! Ike Doct. Pumps Liquid than potato wh sky is Ike pnr" cold spring water.
 Doct Pumps main office is a Vernon, \ Y, at the intersection of Vernon and Main stree ts. where the Great Liquid Restorat ve can be had in pitchers, quart pitchers gallon pitchers, or by the pailfnl--cheaper than any other patent medicine whatever
 Agents in all the principal c ties and will ges New York agent, Mr. Croton, all over the city Boston agent S gror Cochituate.
 New York State p'pers insert five tines and send accounts to Doct. Street Pump, Yer non, N. Y.