Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1858-03-06
PEN, PASTE s. SCISSORS,

VA ney are CROSSING the river WI
sleighs on the ice at Toledo, Ohio.
BeaS~ Tears are embcms of a tender n,
aflectlonate heart.
BeSn Conversation is the ventilation
the mind.
RS5" Philadelphia contains no less thi
two hundred and nincty-fre churches.
DGy- Why are husbands like dough
Because the women knocd them.
Ea5- never wonder TO sec men wickt
but wonder TO see them not ashamed
.S,0iG.
E61H If you would take peep at sui
shine just look in the face of your
mother.
EsG" The hate which VIC all bear wit
the most christian patience, is the hate
those who envy.
{ Ra5' TO dispetse crowd Of idle boy
offer to teach them the Catcchism, an
they instantly take to their legs.
Bay- If you want an ignoramus to 81
pect you, "drcss to DEATH" and lar
watch seals about the size of bric5at'
Ba5- A poor mechanic, in Chico, has
lately become heir TO an estate Il Eng
land, valued at over S20O.OO0.
Be0" The editorial convcnp.n OF ONO,
has recommended the adptloh OF the
cash system. A good ne.
rey~ A blind man, n,led II {. Bca-
vers' has been conyiciu III J. palL'lnorc II. @ iof
shooting at and wopilng an officer.
By "Wcil," sa. a carpenter, "of all
the saws that ey. | saw, | never saw
saw saw as So that saw saw"
aey- The Jurnal of Commerce csti.
males that acre are 100000 barrels of
flour now,n hand in New York city.
regsp ,r. John Brown, an eminent mcr-
chan, IA New York city, committed sui
cidcJn the 18th ult., by hanging himself,
>-T We notice by the proceedings of
III State Legislature, that bill relative
D the sale Of lands for the non-paymcnts
Il taxes has passed both branches.
. By" Thomas Kilby ltaylitz, tried at
Iorristown, Montgomery COUNTY, Pa,
or the murder of his wife, has been ac.
uittcd on the ground Of insanity.
ss5n" JONES' writes correspondent
D us in great dismay, "has caught the
carlet fever. No cause can he assigned
II the rash act"
BtaJ" 1t is said that Ex- Governor Matte
on, of Illinois, will be candidate for
'nited States Senator from that State, in
pposition to Judge Douglas.
81" Counting is an irregular active
ransitivc verb, indicative mood, present
,nsc, third person, singular number, and
grecs with all the girls in town.
p33" Chief Justice Nelson, Of the Su-
crior Court sof Massachusetts,, has be-
omc insane, and is removed TO the Nc |
nan A"t.ldn..
n.3- William Jones, jr., tried and con-
ictcd for the murder of Samuel IL. White,
the last term of the WASHINGTON coun-
court, has been granted ncw trial. -
he court did not assign any reasons for
rantng the motion.
By" young man named John Riley,
'hilst skating on the river, n Holidays
urg, on Saturday, was thrown with'such !
Ircc upon the ice ns to break his collar |
one and dislocatc his shoulder.
ns5> A fellow was recently convicted
a London, of bigamy, who had offered
imsclG in marriage TO twelve different
roman, and Succeeded i'll securing nine
f the twelve.
Dc5y- Our Government land costs one
all l1r nm H.,
many a man dies landlcss, who, durhg |
is life has swallowed whole town
hip, trees and all. v
Gs3y" Somebody describes the absurd
ppcarancc OF 4 man dancing the polka
n this wise: ale looks as though he
ad hole in his pockc., and was trying
0 shake shilling down the leg of his
rowGcrs.
&-1' A boy at school in the West,
When called on TO rccitc his lesson in
history, was askcd-"Wh hat is the Ger
nan diet :" "Saucr-Krout, Brctzels,
'chnapps, Blutwurst and Lagcr-Becr,"
vas the reply.
g@J" The man hung by mob a few
lays ago, nrdr Lig0nlcr, Indian, was
lamod George Mcl.ane. He confessed
o over thirty highway robbcries, and lhc
Detroit Free Press, says that he was the
ccomplice of the notorious Townsend,
he Canadian murderer and robbcr.
KY Million of wild pigeons, says the
louisville Courier, passed over the city
Friday evening in their flight north. The
lock seemed more than mile long, and
hey flew much Higher than usual. =
rhcir flight north IS indicative of mild
weather Tor the balance Of the winter.
DEATH WARRANT IssuED.-Thc death
warrant for the execution of William
Muller, who was convicted in Luzernc
county for the murder Of George Matthias,
las been issued by Gov. Packer. The
'xecution to take place on Friday, April
30, 1858.
Mrs. MAJOR BLIss.-We notice that
Mrs. Bliss, widow Of the late Major Bliss,
United States Army, and daughter Of
zen. Taylor, the President, was mar
led on the llth ult., to Philip =. Dan
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