The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1858-10-07
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Ri-fresh butter for corn on the toe.
fashion, Dinner at midnight, and break
e morning.
> jg; T. count your money and find it
ne hundred dollars.
\ ~ho WAS caught looking into the future.
errested for trying to see the show without
been declared against dogs in Worcester.
ges in that market are in consequence very
wit, The peculiar kind of talk that leads
Noses aud broken heads
Ftnt to know whether an editor is wicked
swear, just steal his exchanges some day,
lll know about il.
hOt follow that because you charge seven
er week rent, that you should keep the
xes an sevens-
Pmporsry says he does not know whether
ne food of love, but hearing it always
him the love OF food.
pinan who "spared that tree'' has run
pod, and IS almost splitting with vexation
pw green he was
" who ''kept his word'' gave serious
Webster, who wanted II f,r his dictionary
books seldom advertise, because a large
OF their goods are puts in themselves.
-Jeiil glasses for jammed fingers
to know-whether' 4 treble singer does
the work, or is paid three times as much
lse equal rights said dwarf to a giant.
e. my g'oi fellow said the giant, =" yet
walk in my shoes" 6" Ditto" said the
prs Of great men, and the good deeds of
should not be reckoned in our estimates
fpective characters
Petimes quite enough for n man to feigu
Df thar which he knows, to gain the repu-
yhowing that of which he is ignorant.
tudition and agriculture ought TO be en-
~ government; wit and manufactures will
|emselyes.
|nsIbiiIty creates crime.
y the United St,tes colo-s like the stars in
Because they are beyond the power of any
pull them down.
|attribrte Of true philosophy, never to force
ss Of Truth and Reason, but to wait till the
Light; meanwhile, the philosopher may
10 hidden paths, but he will never depart
be main track.
PAS the first man recorded in history who
- said Power who was just handing
Epr'ier to friend. Why, really, 1 never
! thought replied his friend ssWhy
course" said Power; /" didn't his brothers
to the pit for nothing?''
p exquisite was endeavoring to call a cab,
fgs not being very available. or having too
ulrr power to blow them, or to speak loud
oe heard, n sailor happening to pass along,
ing the difficulty, hriled cabby in voice
king trumpet Here said Jack. look
Prable things at the dandy, - here's some
wants you.
Is a neat fellow. He says he can't spare
e bath; besides, it cpsfs money for soap
We asked him how he ged to keep
Oh, said he, with a highly inventive
sandpiper myself every Christmas
person thinks he is honest because he has
fred Instead Of that, he is only honest
has never been tempted. What the
Inmate goodness is very often a full
nd what il terms vice is quite as frequently
bread-basket-
paid an irascible man, excited by theolo-
ment. to his opposite neighbor, who had
em him, " Sir, believe you are either Q
Atheist
sir" was the rejoinder. .sI am dem
'on Punch follows the London TTmes in
ass'n-t the folly Of :" going to Court in
resses. most of them resembling liveries,
itioning for deliversnce from the necessity
sraeing ourselves. and for the abolition Of
der, plush breeehes. and buckles. cooked
ener unchrisfian accoutremenfs, trappings
Pc OF donkeydom and beadIedom, exhibit
occasions Let as put away from US
aud, when We 60 TO Court, 60 dressed
people. following the example set us by
o. the Presidential Republic On ths other
Aelsatia. %