Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-07-01
1859.
THE INTBLLIGENCER.
rnE DRsBANDED y0AuNrEEIs.
IRON the SUNDAY Tlm,s.l


THE DRsBANDED yoAuWTEER.
LFrom the sunday Tlsu,s.l
It wiI be seen by the suJoined letter from
our eccentric military correspondent that he is
coming home in state of intense disgust at
havng Travelled over two thousand miles for
light, only to be disappointed. lie promises,
hencetorward, 10 sink tlie warrior in the author,
and to devote his immense genius 90 the anus
ment and instruction of his fellow creatures
Dn his return to his old headquarters at the ST.
Nicholas where mn apartment has already been
prepared for his reception, he viii probably re-
commence Ills rcgnHr correspondence VITA the
Sunday Times, amd administer weekly doses of
sntirc, Logic, and philosophy 10 ail who may
seem to require such physic. His peculiar way
OF applying cusIstie to the sores of the body
polite" is rot likely to win hiln golden Opin-
ions from all SORTS Of people, but ii IS appIecia-
ted by the right SORT, ard their approval is all
the worthy veteran cares about:
FoRr LEvEHwor,rH, June 10, 1858.
Eddytu5s 81 the Sunday 7jRes:
lme a dizzyPnted man. started for Utar
with the mcst stngwinary eXpect4shins OF rip
ping few lorres on the fteld of glory, aud
acre an sithiug over blasted hops aud with
all my prospecks Uf fight <ompleatly dsan-
uulicd.
The Mormans, darn thar puzzyauymous pic
terS, hes turned Tail. All thar beliyclosc toik
hes ended in shoing thar backs to our soger5.-,
did spose, ufter nh Profit Yung's bIag, us he'd
stud his hand for vile, anu shUde litte
game, but It ~ari;'t IN tire misabui cuSS. No
sunne: did he hear tlat the new guyner
cumming, tlan he perclaimcd his lntenshin Of
gUin, and when the gunner urroye at Suit Lake
city, he found the profit isfe scared TO deth,
ami reddy to cyackyate. lie couldcnt evin
keep his curridge up in the presents OF his forty
wives aud couquerbines, but wiltcd rite aWHy,
aud told rm up aud down that ct the troops en-
tered the detilcs thar was uuthin iOr it but to
take TO the moUutings. Arter hevin Threatened
to send kernil JohnSIng Ito he'll acTOSt lots,
and eat up the army at a supper spell, he noti
tide Kane at the very first interview that bed
leave as he vas abel.
he'd got far As Fort LoTrvmer, when this
diSlartning iEfurrnaShiu reeched me, and in
coarse tuck the back track immedIenlIy, in
disgust The latest noos here IS that the Nor
mans hes oncy marched forty miles from Salt
Lake city, and heyin found conveenyent plato
between two caunons, is employin the winmin
III thrown up TampartS and brcast-woTks.
don't bleve a siilybull of this cock and bull
story. Eff they'd had spunli enuff for a tusSe
they wOuldent heV Yamoscd their ranches at
Salt Lake. and left thar crops to the marcy of
the troops without turn-up.
Thurs RUNNER afiute at this stasbin that the
Mormanesses was mlty Onwiiln to quit, spesh-
ally arter they heeTd that GinTal harney WIS
sIe root for the Salt Lake digglns. The Ginral,
as you MAY have heern tell, hes euvyabul
repitasbim as frend aud CONSIDER Of the female
sect, as well an enemy TO traytors II is
thoTt thatif he'd entered tile city atore the
Inhabitants sIoped, he'd purity soon hev he'd the
princypul saints suspended to the trees, aud
thar disconsnht widderS bagin round his neck.
He trlde the fuSt.menShend eXperemeut
sartain traytors IN the Mexican war, aud they
do say that in The Halls Of the Montezoon,ies,
the senories and EinoIelers was continually
,,ff It'd lf.fa
with a lasso. The Ginral hes LETT the fort on
his way TO Uar just in time to be thar the day
nrter the fair l understand, howsever, that
lharS small SpTiuklin of Mornonesses still re-
uainin in the valley, pIincypully old and hnmly
critters that warnt cunsddered worth carridge
by thar atftckihinit owners. hope the poor
abandoned winnen viii be tleted with Due
Speck by the Ginral and his staff.
1t is sed that Profit Yuung hes he'd vishin.
Elder Pratt, who was shot ON the planes
time ago, for convertin II marrid lady, appecred
To the profit in his sleep, and directed him to
go to Snory, in Mexico, on i iillybusting eNpe-
diShin. a:id /, Is understood that the Norman
traInAaie bound thar. WALL they'll find it
easier To make tile AeXicams walk Spanish than
to stave off Uncle Sam, who understands the
game OF bluff, and ken always play two buliits
to bra6ger.
/ persoom shall be in New York, barrin
blowins up on the Big Muddy," purity neer as
sun as this letter. Arter get back, shall
jest greese up the old shootim-ron, hang it up
as an ornymental itxtur, and devote the sekwil
Of my lie TO perlite literatoor. This tramp
acroSt the country for nuthin hes ettecltilly
caUled iuyimillintery asspcrashins, and cOnvinSt
me, as Rich Loo ses in the play, that steel pens
is a surer keard than Sharpe's rifles
Yours alus,
a DIsBANDED VOLUNTEER
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