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Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
0 N ID DOLLAR

N~A Hi EE ~ W
ONE or THE BEST PuRGATIvE AID LIvEE MIDI
~ CiNES nov before the PGbie, smelly, SAA,Lbs
isvI1OHAIuE or Ltrsr ErH.ey ,ti.s t,rA0.l.t
- CHE knoEH II Is Uuiy a CatnarIic, Lut a L.rsy
- hemsdJ acting hTsJ ca ti.e Ls.sF 10 EsILId
mattel then GA tv stomach 6o~ SIs carry
matter, thus AsoiHl,ts - ~ I'I-pt,s SGee'I1y SL
- the s'us time that raTEss GId Wien A.,
DR. s1ST1Ep's ISvIeoEA1oE Is eon,pouud,. snt..,l,
ffTuu, nSE altTeigs oi nVdieiuS, .En.vly OGIrs.
some idea Of die siT'IsIh u tsss sun uay be i'm
eonta ms - n'ue. strength one hundred dose 81 Cal
Though possessing medicinal these Guns
have ISsn tut Lite known 10 ply used
o'dioT' which Hvt with such
to aiaeg tle ProPri.roT IL orri II family
-tTed and known IA it, ELECTS. il has rarely
70 cure Ltrsr Complaints iu their
+r tS - STiE sss5 BY sIanFsd L'Teris cured
JanndieS Is e1uss By an Improper action Hi the Lissr
S-lst any troubled with Jauuc,
rseaiaIy one Seek and their akin vii begin
Cost,ysnsss be permanently cured by the I.Yso-
dose thr bow IL are In i'm s s-sIiSS a'i,L S
anu work regularly clock SIck Iieads, ~ -
Nvery soon relieved by taking double the IrIE-
Tordto, which soFrsets AZ seidity aud
- For overloaded stomach It has No equal asst re-
heartily For family ur'Ieins generally,
, DE sASEoED's ISsIGOHAIoH came reeoIra, nded
IRON Dssassd Liver. The testimonials 50 matt n
our Physicians In its favor ndgcsd ioU
conviction Is certain that "
sings ever given To DyspeTtes, conplrts
cure LeioTS the uTst LOttie taken, can
eat anything edible without trouble, before moth
ing but the hgItst food would digest, often d.
gave pain. Nov what say Il all our r-asts
u Liver Complaint Dyspepsia trouble Snu do rot
Edct. ~
There has been tried our family n remedy
which has with sneh unboundtd success in the ere
Of diseases ineiieEt children, SAKEoLus IAVtC
UEAIoR; Nor Is u alone FOR diseaAtz
use Il; for IL acts CatsaTtic mildly EsntIy
and seems to TsnOvar the systru thorouuhly thai
think doEE n service all Ia advising tI,tla
when they need medicine ssy 7I-F+ ste
cases that have come under nOtier where
eli las been received in diseAkrH LfrSE stomach
Hhu bowels, where all other give Ief
thaS become useful family that Ne IIUtdo
u without it-,Idel soHriHS t-4LG.l he publican.
PhCE OSE DOLLAR ByTILE.
SANFORD Co, PToprit 345 Broad Way, Neu Ystk.
I H. LOGAN \ CO. Agents. for wheeling.
JOHN u. PARK, Cincinnati
GEO. II. KEhEk'i. PIttsLurgh " Oltsalr Arrp,s
nrlI IL. -
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
CINCINNATI MARKEr.

Feb. s2.-Flour unchanged; moderate demand
at previous rates. Whisky unchanged at Is -
Hogs and provisions quiet, but holders firm
Groceries active at full prices 100 bids Sugar
sold at 5 4a6 81 MplaSScs 3InS2, but no
sales eXcep tin small way. Coffee firm at llal2
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
BALTIMORE MARINER.

Feb. 23.-Flour firmer and active to-iay;
sales at $4,37a4 so, mostly at the latter rate
Wheat quiet and unchanged White Corn low
er; sales at 55a56; Yellow shade better; sales
at 5Ga5Sc. Clover Seed $4,STa5 Whisky
dull at 23a23i.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24

CARLGLE. Ia, JGre 3, 1s;y.
have used Pref. q. J. Nv0h's ErsteTzfIv- aud
have admired its wonder fui snttts. Bl Sts itt,
lug thought, zturyly FIsy hut TEE - t-
Restorative H has resumed its oTiIA cS.cr, aLG,
no doGbt, PERMANENTLY
:. BRESSE. ex-senator, L. :.
o. WOOD CO., PrOpTittors, .I2 EroatiNay s Tin
the n " Wire Railing and IA Mzktt
street 81 Lons. No AID sold - all goo DTuEri,is.
decS:dtuSusln
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
Trustee.s Sale.

DT virtue Of I'd Of Trust me by RIehrad
ID knoEI's dated f-bTusr To- 1882 and recorded in the
Clerks Office Of the County Court OF Ohio county
DEED Book 81, p=gs 81, viii ohrT for pubic
ton, At the froUtotT - the Court House
NOnis., March let. lsss, At II O'Clock certain
piece Of ground adjoining the addition souIh
Wheeling, Moses W. Chaplinc others and
approved ana confirmed By John Eoa he plat which
addition OF record In the Clerks Office court
Deed Book so. 2Is) and bounded follows
beginning at tie ~ Of First and Mercer s;rs.ts
In said addition thence g. 14 deg z three
1873 deg. r. 80 est; thence \. I deg ". ParaI-
lei 10 sid r.teours thence isi deg 100 ParaI
lei 20 the said this beginning.
about ~ poles. more or less.
Terms Of sale, cash N. EOFP,
ianTS-im Trustee.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
MAY ELECTION.
Co,1MIsAIoNER 0FmEvENUE.

MEssRS. EDITORs:-PIEVse announce my = esEd
date for Commissioner OF the RcVenue the ensuing
election. [t,b2sl JOSHUA LURENs.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
RORREII-

BALTIMORE, Feb 23.-The gunSnith establish
mcnt of j. Il j. Mayer was robbed last night O
81 900 worth of guns and pistols.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
EOI{ SHERIE

MEssRs. EDTTOKS:-Please announce Onr worthy cifEe
WA. !. Houston, independent candidate 10
sheriff. in the ensuing spring Election.
feb6 THE MAJORITY OF VOTERS.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24

yoties.-Mr. L. Rice is our authorized agent
=, .o,iei, and collect the city and suburb sub.
,-in,ions to the Duty Latelligencer.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
SHERIEE ATTY.

RDs ask the privilege Of announcn
we'll known and popular fellow citizen ARNIIIBAL
wAREEN, a IIdate the SheTiGsty, the rnsu
LY Spring Election. l,eblll CITlZENS.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24

Tile Great Ne E'lIus Ultu Shingle Machine
will still be in operation for few days fom .
to 8 o'clock, p. M, at Phillips Engine Shop Let
every DESTROYS of making large amount
of money from small Investment, call and see
it without delay. Messrs. Scott & Fitch, agents
for the patentce are stopping at the Mcclure
House.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
RRR AlnRBIRR.

MEssRs. ERIroEs:-Permt ia through your columns {,
announce myself CI7EEN's CANDIDATE for election
the office Of Sheriff Ohio county, the SpfH;
Election. [frbIl ISAAC COTS.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
RnR n1aKRIkR

MEssRs EpTToEE :-Prase announce . candIdaf,
for election the Office Of Sheriff COUNTY -
the Spring Election. [fsbil sAM'L. IKwiN.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
SETTLEMENTS.

CCoUNTS against all parties Indebted the Futser-
~ beEs viii be made and ready fer By the
hrsI Of janus Those calling accounts BY
that tiue viii be preseated with them nedstey theTeaf.
Ter. ldecs91 M'CLALLENs, KNOX 8 CO.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24

p, DT, r. James Extract of Cannabis Indica,
SA'eOhOlie preparation from the leaves imported
.,, oa'eatta,) for the permanent cure of Con-
caption, Bronchitis, Asthma, Coughs, Colds,
y ss''0uS Debility, &c. Price 81 90 per bottle
',Oae genuine without "Dr. H. James. 10 Grand
s, ,i.iI ISFSey City,, blown in the bottle. For
Corn:y- |; Il. Logan I& Co., sole agents, Bridge
''"'r' Main ST, Wheeling, Va.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
ROR SHERIRR.

FELLOW CTIEEAs-At the earnest solicitation Of
Der friends, again offer myself a candidate
Office Of sheriff for Ohio pdHing myself rlecte,
TO discharge tho duties Of the Office with imArtiay.
feb; \. BEDILLION.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24

A''s 1'nes,-Thesc times are particularly
s s upon newspaper publishers. a great
lumber OF Journals have passed out of exist
, ~, reeently,-and among them we note the
,'ass'lon Nees, edited by james E Wharton,
,'rmeFly of the Wheeling TTmes-the result of
"''"quency on the part of his patrons.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
Trustee's Sale.

RT virtue OF Deed Of Trust from Richard Knowles,
ID Patrick McGranahan, Robert CsmberH and NntOne
Harrow, dated the 9th day 81 Jun,
Clerks Office OF Ohio Court In Deed Book page
AS, Will oTsT FOR sale a. public auction
Of the Court House OF sad county, rnday, March
1855 at II O'Clock pzTt the property conveyed
70 by said deed, and thus isScriJ d thrrrin IL gin
another point in lite E1sf-Tn street
Gin EoHs AriitIsu 10 EOu Whe-aEl -Htrnded-S ndrE
= log feet the said s Lot No
EoG street, Ia SoHth Wheeling; thence deg Z.
feet 20 point; thence l9S deg. ". ieO feet point
thence y 40 deg W loo feet point thence I9 deg.
e leo feet to the beginning Etai.u about 81 piles
Terms % Sale, cash Il. II. EOFF,
jan26-tm
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24

VIZ request that cur patrons would always
,..,io tleir advertisements by three o'clock
r' ,,a afternoon, in order to secure their inser-
~. ~ in the morning following. The crowd of
.;,bt work renders it necessary
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
FnR aMEIIIER.

HEssEs EpTToEs.-PIeas. announce ne candidate for
the sheriff Of Ohio county, the ensuing 81
Election. Ifehil ANDREW WHITE
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
COUNTY COURT

MEssEs EDIiOAs:-PIeHsr announce : a Candidate
for Clerk the County Court Of this county
the ensuing May Election. [ib6 JNO. McCOLLoCH.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
FOR SHERIFF.

MRSsas. EnIIoas:-PIease ann0unGe candidate I,
Of ObiO county ensuing May eIe
ion. tfeb2l JOHN R. HUBBARD.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
q Nov Light

A New Light
'NE DTummond Light PTOdpcrd IRON improved SYLYrC
OIL, has no equal. personal and ,uti.-
factory trial, tito pubic a. SATE CH1IP
aIa beat PoTtabr light in Safs Lsrau.+ iG -
tres rOE all explosive properties. Il AZ because tie
cost pr hour Is less than half beet b.rAusc
te smallest lamp will burn brilliant with steady lame Tor
tWslte hours without TStng sufcrut
hEht Tor any ordinary sized ROM the
IL public favor.
For sale wholesale Retail At the House FuraI,LpR
store Of }. X. DUNIIAM CO.
Jan - No HIS, Main ~ h.sit,r Va
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
HEALTH 4YD ECONOMY

IOYLES DIETETIC sALERATUs IS deprived every i'm
purity, and used according directions il
1ts superiority baking coda and
everything else in making Bread, Beut Pastry
OF ali knds-beautifuIy light and bring
into general IL he used the other
SIleTatus, but when with ~ Tartar will yield
y EiO5M more 6rfud than when yeast Is used.
Directions using with Ccs1Ss Of Tartar Sour
-hiEt ACCOMPANY ing each package
For ,aIe oniy by T. II. LOGAN Co.
ptEKHANE's HOLLASD BITTERs-iust received
ID d-cI3 T Is. JOHNSTON. lT6 Markets
IOOEUEK HU,FIAS CAPS, InosT coiniuTlabi, " HIe
IL cap worn. AZ LocIi :. d. mARPER 4 sON,s.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
A BEAUTIFUL HEAD
RICH GLOSSY HAIR!!
Completely Preserved
70 TBE GR r EST AGEi,.

Nd Nh" that's graS soea hSv- --s'c-tti
color; lsid hat IL sLviJ,
or troubled with Eerofnla Et ad, otI.r tIILtuI
but would be cured wish sick hsstagIv q TIA,
would be cured II VIII also pnIIsa
face ana skn FrOE Woad's HsH EgsoE1tiS. isiIi - u
this, see circular and aad tk-foilCN .E:
ASS AArgE, Move neSgT ), $50.
Pkog- O. J. WOOD-Dear SIR: uuch said CT
the wonderful effects IIhF Restorative kstr
been 50 often cheated BY qusskSEy
hair dyes, &c, disposed To IIc kraurAfIsS
the category With tLoGsaS uGy
Peted quAcE remedies, until CuhLiy
some months slneS, Nhs you gave suCh
Induced the trial Of your LsstoIativr IN my fanhEst
good vile, whose Eair Lad becC
tiTey white, aud before CAhaustiI
ties, her hair rrstnre nearly bvautii,
brown color, and had tiekened and bcour Isautiiu
glossy upon, and entirely over the head; she
H. SIMPLY because braBfiitbg tEect- ~
the hair, bat because ~ its lsaitIgI
head and mind Oiisr family friends > r. ,s,t <
your Restorative, vth the hAPrst vcts tLsrsoTr. ny
skeptieisn ana douis in rtsTeEer - ShHTEe;ar ski
value are entirely removed and do
ly and cOnndentialIl its
have thrT hair rsstoI cd from gray ,hy reason 81
sickness or agr) TO original color beauty tun
PeTsons who NoulG have tsiT hair EIcssS
Very Uly sLd graf, taiy yeuIs.
SOLOMON
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24

FEIESD wocD l; Uas long af;tr: Has
field before The hottie kc.toEtIr WITCH Nru
gave order ia DriToit, uhtn
It We ooEelay {" try II on Airs Msnu' hair.
test OF its IL has done ali THAI
WOui DO; aud others Ct faa.ly AID nj,
messed iis ELECTS GaE and tveSI.Ezvi-ug
- others entitled 10 tie iSst confederation
for it Again, very tct:ully aid ste!y. NoLrs,
SOLUAON NAM
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
SUPERIOR NEWS INK.

Just received At this ONCE ahOther lot OF BuFrs
t.v, InL-the best in the country. orders from
''p 's,,,oa1e.s promptly allied. Terms cash.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24


Personal ReHcOntre and the Cduse.-Yes-
terlay evening an exciting little set-to was had,
near the corner of Main and Union streets, be-
tween indie aged German and an up town
blood. From what we could gather, the meet
ing came about in this way. The blood alluded
10 was at ball OH Monday evening, and stag
gering under the influence of some Intoxicating
beverage, took unwarrarted liberties with the
person of the Germans wife, who was also trip
ping the light ~ fantastic toe on the same &C.
Casion. The two were waltzing together and
the blood persisted in annoying his partner with
Too hearty hugs and all sorts of soft and amor :
Ons savings. The German mo likes dat" and
SO takes the young gentleman to task, as was
right and proper. The bont was brief, and be-
sides few scratches no damage was done.
A Nursery Anecdote.-A correspondent ofthe
New Orleans Pieayvne, writing from this city,
relates the following:
A certain little lady at the tender age of ten
years, who had been repeatedly promised to be
taken on 4 visit to her cousin in Cumberland,
popping down on her little knees, the night be-
lore making the expected Journey to repeat the
Classic formula of infantile devotion, and being
,tqll of the subject vcntured upon n line Of ex-
'enporancnuS addition:
Now lay down to sleep,
uray the lord soul to keep.
II should die before wake,
pray the Lord INV soul take
10 Cumberland in tie morning ,"
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
Trustee1a Sale

TOY virtue If Deed OF Trust from W. H. Russell Wra.
L. Nc Afs and OteES;o bearing 4h 1857
and Of record IN Ohio County in Deco Rook rage
sale the following described properly Wit
The wEEELfxs WISDOM 6LAss WOEEs ieIaling
krTed original plat Whets IS 90 a. -
20. The being in eofnIirts running order
Also 80 pots, veil sssonsd and all the u-It
ehineTy. &c. Bringing said volts For sale
reasonable terms. PossrFsion etrsn July y IS
j1nis Apply to r c. HcAPEE, Trustee.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-24
FOREIGN NENs.

OFFICE, CORNER WATER AND MONROE sTRyETs.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26
REPTILES OF TEXAS.

We all remember the delightful descriptions
which early writers gave of the territory COM
prszd within the limits of the State of Texas.
It's health, saIubTity and beauty may be al! that
poets delight TO paint but on lis magnifi-
cent plains, and in its iIlimiabe Forests are ami
mails, such as toads and frogs, and ttsuch small
DEER" of which Goldsmith never dreamed in
his Animated Nature. 4 late writer thus speaks
of the reptiles Of Texas;
The cattle are not the whole occupants ofthe
prairie, by any means. DroveS OF wild horses
are not unfreQuent, and deer are in countless
numbers The small brown wolf is quite COM
mon, and you occasionally get glimpse OF his
large black brother. But Texas is the paradise
OF reptiles and creeping things. Rattle and
moccasn snakes are too numerous even 10 shake
stick at. The bite ofthe former is easily cured
by drinking raw whiskey ill it produces ntoxi-
cation but for the latter there is no cure. The
tarantula is pleasant institution TO get into a
quarrel with He is aspider with body about
the size of hens egg, and bis legs FIVE or SIX
inches long. covered with hair. He lies in cat
te-tracks and, if you see him, move out Of bis
path as his bite is absolutely certain death; aud
he never gets out ofthe way, but can jump eight
or ten feet TO nnict bis deadly bite. Then there
IS the CenlIpaue, iurnlSneu with du u"'i'iie"
number OF legs, each leg formed with claw
inhicting a separate wound If he walks over
you at night, you will have cause TO remember
him for months 10 come, as his wound IS OF
particular poisonous nature, and is very difficult
10 heal. The singing lizard is lesser evll,
the sensation of its wound being llkened to
the application Of a red-hot-iron to the person !;
bat one is too thankful to escape with lie TO
consider these lesser evils as annoyances. But
the insects! flying, creeping, running' d'gging'
buzzlng, stnging-they are everywhere. ASK
for cup of water, and the rejoinder IN our
camp is, "Wil you have it with bug or with
out go The horned frog is one OF the greatest
curiosities here, and is perfectly harmless.
has none of the cold Shiny qualities OF his nor
thern brother, but is frequently made pet OF
Chameleons are innumerable, dartIng over the
prarie with nconceivable sw Witness, and under
going their peculiar change Of color OF the OBJ
iect under which they may be. The woods on
the banks ofthe bayous are perfectly alive with
mocking birds, most beautiful, and feathered
game is very abundant and very tame; and IS
scarcely ever sought after. The only variety
that / have seen are quails, partridges, snIPe,
malard, plover and prairie hens
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26
THE BEDFORD GAZETTE
70 PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING
By MEYERS * BENFORD,

By MEYERS < BENF0RD,
At the following terms, 10 wit:
sl so per annum, CASH, in advance.
$500 if paid within the year.
$3.50 g q if not paid within the year.
Gg-No subscription taken for less than six months.
D5-No paper discontinued until all arrearages are
paid, unless at The opticn ofthe publishers. 1t has
been decided by the United States Courts, that the
stoppage OF newspaper without the payment of ar
rearages, is priag facie evidence OF fraud and is a
criminal offence.
BZ-The courts have decided that persons ac-
eountabe for the subscription price Of newspapers,
if they take them from the post office, whether they
subscribe for them, or not.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26

e1g- We won't indulge in such a'horrrd an
tcipation,' as the henpecked husband said
when the parson told him be would be
joined 10 his wife IN another world, never TO be
separated from her, "Parson, beg you won't
mention the unpleasant circumstance again."
said he.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26

0yOn Sunday a lady called 10 her little boy
who was tossing marbles on the sidewalk, to
come into the house. "Dont you know you
shouldn't be out there, my son 2 Go into the
back yard, fyou want 10 play marbles-it 10
Sunday"
"WeIl, yes. But amt it Sunday IN the back
yqrd mother?"
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26

| G-"Mother, send for The Doctor" "Why
my SOM" "Cause that man in the parlor is
/ going to de-he said he would if sister Jane
| did not marry him, and Jane said she wouldn't"
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26

10 john" said gentleman TO his butler,
either you or I must quit the house." ''Very
well, sir," said John, "where will your honor
be after going top
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26

"Here's yonr money, dol. Now tell me
why your master wrote eighteen letters about
that paltry sum ~ said an ezaspe'ated debtor to
boy sent with dun.
'.Pm sure, sir, can't tell sir; but IT you'll
excuse me, sir, | think if was because seven
teen letters did not fetch it,
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26

U-s'Come here, my dear want to ask you
all ab out your sister. Has she got a beau!'' ono
it's the jaundce she's got the doctor says so.'
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26

Gy-I wonder what makes my eyes so weak
said fop to gentleman. ssYou needn't won-
der-they are in weak place." replied the
gentleman.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26

rThe young lady who was lost in thought
has at last been found She declares that she
only forgot herself while hugging an idea,
which turned out to be man
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26

10 Marriageable young women are IN great
demand out West. A Yankee writer from
that section TO his father, says, "Suppose you
get our girls some new teeth and send them
out"
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26

'sNow, George you must divide the cake hQn-
orablp with your brother Charles"
"What is honorably," mother?
at means that you must give him the largest
piece"
"Theu, mother, I'D rather that Charley should
divide it.'
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26

UDan Rice says that the people were SO
nice when he performed at Niblo's, be was obli-
ged TO call the garters, stocking suspenders.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26

UTAn Indian out West was heard TO make
the following exclamation, on seeing one OF our
fashionable thooped) ladies "Ugh, much org
tcam Z"
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26

1-The man who was crossing the river, and
who was thrown from the boat with a large
horse and small pony, was empha;ically
'squick witted." He seized upon the pony's
tail, that being the nearest to him. for he
couldn't swim yard. Some one on shore cried
out, sCatch hold of the tail of The big horse"
s'No, no, he answ cred, ssno time 10 swap hor-
ses now.'
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26
Gelett 19oetrn.
NEVER SAY FAIL.

Keep pushing-'tis wiser
Than sitting aside,
And dreaming and signing,
And waiting the tide;
In llfe's earnest battle,
They only prevail
Who daily march onward
And never say fail.
With an eye ever open,
A tongue that's not dumb,
Al , ha.r&aa x,. nuar
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-03-26

ga negro in Boston had severe attack Of
rheumatism, which finally settled IN his foot.
He bathed it, and rubbed it, and swathed it-but
all TO no purpose. Finally, tearing away the
bandages, he stock it out, and with shake of
his fist over it, exclaimed-'sAche away, den,
ole feler-ache away. shani do noffin more
fr M s, sr Ken sian it as long as you ken