The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1858-08-05
EVERY KIND OF HUMOR,

EVERY KIND OF HUMOR,
FROM THE
Worst Scru0fUla dOUh TO a common Pimpfe
Two bottles are warranted To cure a hurs
ing sore mouth
One to three bottles will cure The worst
kind of pimpies on the face.
Two or three bolIles will clear the svstem
of biles.
Two bottles are warranted 10 cure the
worst canker in the stomach
Three ol FIVE bottles are warranted Ia
cure the worst kind of Erysipeas.
One or Two bottles are warranted TO cure
all humor in the eyes.
Two bottles are warranted To cure run
ming of the ears and blutches among the
hair.
-Four 10 six bottles are warranted To cure
corrupt and running ulcers.
One bottle will cure scaly erup,ions OF
the skin.
Two or three bottles are warranted to
cure the worst kind OF ringworm
Two orthree bottles are warranted TO cure
the most desperate case Of rheumatism.
Three 10 four bottles are warranted to
cure salt rheum.
Five to eight bottles will cure the wors,
case Of sclofula
One 10 three bottles are warranted to cure
the worst case ofdyspepsia. | know from The
experience Of thousands that ii has. caused
by canker in the stomach
One To Two bottles are warranted to cure
sick headache.
One 10 two bottles are warranted TO regu
late costIve state OF The bowels
One to Two bottles will regulate all de-
rangement of The kIdneVs.
-Four 10 six bottles have cured the worst
eases OF dropsy.
One 10 three bottles has cured the worst
case oI piles; reiIet is always experIen' ed.
W hat a mercy 10 get relief in such an ex-
cruciailng disease!
Since lis first discovery, have from time
To lime added various other herbs TO il OF
one OF them, Hippocrates, the Father oi
Medicine, says: 1T is All herb of Jubiter,
and IN the sign Leo.
I'll Openelh OnslruciiOnS OF the liver, gall
and spleen II is all especial friend TO the
liver, worth all other herbs put together !:
cooling II when too hot, and warming il
when too cold
at cTea,eth an appetite, Cureth all gone
and sinking feelings In the pit OF the s,om-
ach. easeth all pains and stitches Ia the side. .
"li cuEeth the jaundlce by opening The
gall, and restoreIh the native color of the
body.
ait eyPe!s all raw. viscous and slimv hu
mors out OF the body; il cleanseih all Inward
ulcers and cougealed blood from the kid.
neys.
BY opening obstructions of the spleen,
II purgeih al burnt chuler and melancholy
vapors which rSeih 10 lbe head and brain
causing distressing headache, fearful fore
hodlng OF trouble, trembling of the heat,
taniing and swoonIng.
The herb boiled In wine is particularly
good 10 revive the drooping spirit OF The a
ged, ana whoever has lingering Sickness
a:t5r lever. no1hIng rtslurelh hin TO health
SO quick as drinking the juice OF this hertz
The seeds boIied in wafer cureih the
most offensive breath and drank at bedtime
pre- enlelh what Is commonly called night
mare, and all melancholy dreams, disease
bilious people are liable to-"
The Father OF Medicine saws of another
herb IN this composition, that "It is an heru
OF the Sun, and IN the sign Leo.
The sun is The source oi all life, and ru
leih The heart; and this herb is the best cor
dial, The greatest streng thener OF the heart
OF any that grows; II comforelh the heart,
curelh all palpltation thereof; iaketh away
trembling, fainting and smoiherIng of it, We,
ii must be taken carefully, or severe grip
lngs will ensue, which must be corrected
with fennel seed or ginger.
$50 much for this herb, between which
and the adder there is the utmost antipathy:
SO much SO that the aGder will not Touch
1im thai has the herb about him F"
No change of diet ever necessary-eal
he best you can get and enough Of II.
Directions for use. Adults one table
spoonful per day-Cmdren over ten wears
leseri spoonful-ChIdIen from FIVE To eight
years, Tea spoonful. As no directions
,an be applicable to all Constitutions. take
sufficient to opearle on The bowels twice d
lay.
Manufactured by
DONALD KENNEDY,
No l20 Warren Street, Roxbury, Mass.
Price 81 90.
Sold in Stroudsburg, oy Hollinshead &