Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1858-05-24

owe the flanks and locked his legs roun his neck.
ION he 8 Jlst as redy as a cat) en- he made his
arrangements tn stay thar all mite for he tuck
q good bill holt with bis teeth onto his tail
Old Mills did not understand what wur atom
owe him. FAINTER! flashed onto his mind. en-
all his pluck wilted. en- he list turned to;i ON
started ior North Calina, ole Sock trottin arter
sorter keerless like.
Inc tcklin inter his TANKS the chokin roun
his neck, an the vice onto his tail discumfurt-
ed him powerful. He jist mizzled an eyery few
jumps he gin short beller. an Xix both heels
es ;,, m es he cud, but Burns wur crowd thar
When he cum tn the river over tho bluff he
loped, he'd fust, SO old Burns went starn fust
rs soon es ne seed the river below him, he cum
menced climiR the tail, overhanded, but hit
warn't eny use; they both went plum outen
site, and spred waves for q mile, an the watur
hu like yud flung a three ton rock in Arter
spell they cum up separat, an TUX LUX ct each
uther, an L never saw two critters appearingly
es glad tn part cumpany. Ole Burns swum fur
wun bank, an the bull fur luther; they stag
gered out, an durn the mursel ov dirt either oy
EN- roked up with their huffs: they lest layd
doun tn rest, an eysd wun anuther across the
river. His boys found Ole Burns, an hauld
him hum onto sled Mills bull sought an
uther suckit, an ole Sock run wild i'm the mou n
tains. Ole Burns talks crazy like; ses the
house is upside dOun, an he heers bees hummin
Ov mites, and sees lots Ov Orful bulls fitin all
day. He's swelled wus nur toad full oy lite
MIN bugs, an bruised tell he's black es a Dot
All the ole quilts ov wimmen an ole soggy men
Gums tn visit him; the wimmen fans and fixes
the bed close, an the men talks tn him; un the
kOnklusiOn is, that Sut-that cussed infurnel
tool pest ov Suits the caus ov the whole ka-
lamity; an all the boe fiters men an wimmen
gin the same vardic.. Hit were orful injestis
tn me, kase all did in the hole rumpus wur
Jist barely tn lift n baskit handil over Soch' S
nous; en- when did even that the fuss warn't
begun. Afterwards l did nuthin but stan clar
an watch suckumstances as they ris
Well, his two big cussin fox-huntipp sons
tuck my case in hand, and the fust thing 7
knowed they were ontu my trail with HOSES,
houns, muskets an few owe the bee filters
Iwere then L did the superfne runnin wur
speakin Ov. Wun of the houns outrun the rest
long way, an cum up with the slack owe nv
breeches L Jist took his case in han. slit a
hole In each owe his years, an run his hine laics
through EN- over the hook gin him some cum
turtin advise with a keen hickory, and laid
him down onto my trail IIo looked powerful
sorry tor what he d dun, an L went to trayelin
agln. When the balance owe tho dogs cum ND
they sot intu wOrkin on him, an the two laiged
houns had tn stop tn sOve his meat from being
scattered an while they wer doin that wuP
maxim last time to ards my hole. I'll just gin
dollar to sware they'll kill me now sartip ef
they ketches me, kase the wimmen am arin
me Now they can't furgit thar intimacy with
them ar bominable inSex I'se goner.
speck, an L don't keer I'm no count no how.
Jis look at me. Did ye ever see jis sich a sam
pIl owe a human afOre | feels like I'd he
glad tu be ded, only I'm feared owe the dyin
don keer for hereafter, for hits onpossibIe
for me tn have ara soul. Who ever seed n souI
In Jls sich rack heap owe bones and rags rs
this! Ise nuthin but sum new tangled sort
owe beste, sOrter cross atween crazy ole
munky an durnd woreout homminy beater.
Sc wun owe dads eHplites at maxim cussed
fool lnvenshuDs, an cum afure my time at that
L blames him fur the hole owe hit; alters irwin
tu be king fool, the cussed ole-never mind.