Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-05-08
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IMpoRTANF TRurHs FoR WIVES. In
domestic happiness theswife's influence is
much greater-thaiD her husbands; for the
one, the first cause mutual love and con-
fidence -being granted, the whole comfort
of the household depends upon trihes more
immediately y-uiIder her jurisdiction. BY
management of small sums; her hussi
bandSlespeetabiiity ana credit are caSslf3 /
eor destroyed. No foYtnne can stand, the
constaHt leak:sgps of eStravaganco and mis-
arrangements and more Is spout in dimes
th:n women would easilys believe The
one great expense, wiiategersit may be, is
turned OYER Gndcarefully reflected on ere
incurred; the income. is prepared to meet
it 3 but itlis penmosimperecptibly slipping
away that dc tlie.miseliof; and. this alone
the wife can stop, for it docs not come with
in Ia mars province. There isoften an un-
suspected ,triAe to ,bo saved 10 oYery house
bold, 1t isnot in, economy alone that the
wife sotteGtion Is so necessary, butin those
,nicetiesiwhich mark weltlcguldtod house. /,
An unftunished eruet stand, "a missing key,
a,buttonless shirt a'clmnmy spoon, a soilcd
tablc-cloth, a mustard pos,i old contents
sticking hard and brown about it, are. sew
erol nothingsj but each cun raise an angry
word or cause discomfort.
SIR G. Napier said, ''T uskotl a dirty fell
low, Black asa swGop if a coQI.bit could be
descended without epoilinS my clothes. Jor'
bless you, Z goes tlo&n ton times a day, and
evoririnds my clothes F'Nvas his answer
ChItpREE aud fools, says an oIdadage. all
o little gil toa ncghhof,, 'nto come and ask
you to take tea with bcrthis evehihg.' " Did
sic suy' at what time, my dcaE??4 " No
mo'am she only said ,she would. ask y0u,
ami thPn the thing would be of her mind
that's all she saidp
A YOUNG carpenter, having boen told shat
the course OF true love did never run smooth
resolved on going to court his young lady
with a tqre-plane under his.aFm, i
JACK BANGsTRR was going into, n pastry4
cook'sshop with arsohs. The ldtter gentle
man was very curious in examiningan electri-.
cal eel and inquired of Bauister what sort Of
a pic he thought it would mako. "A shock
ing one" was the reply:
"IIow would you divide drachm?" ask.
ed Que printer of his fellow -compositnr.--+-
"Why, replied tho otherys fcompeHed to-
divide it, / would drink one hall, and stand
the other away" !
If the line which se1or6tss vico fr6n, ~
tue we're distinctly and leSibly d drawn prp fM fr
be- croJn nS no a'St ~ T. lOg a so 1p@@y wo"u
be obliterat6d. w w. - %o'' WI 'o'"
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10 give brAliancy to the eyes, shut them
morning, aN"i'let the mind be constantly In
tent on. the aesqdisitionof knowledge, or on
inc exercise OF n. oeneyo.Gnt feelings
A REPORTER sent to tho printng Office =
GR,Ge 0i AN thn h,n4nGs Tne, anG the printer med
after the word apoIeSy S1 maTina gds comma, - mana
thus: Deceased ,amo 10 his death by cxees- Ses.
siye drinking, p,poucing ~apoploxy;I in the
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w Ill you have me, Sarah 2" said a
young !, man nan 60 g shy young lady, "No
John, said she, but you may have me,
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Mrs. PART1NGToN says shozwas much
el6eidated last Sunday, on hearing a fine
eoneourse on the parody of tue prodigious
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