Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1853-1862, 1858-12-05

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won't he dream skaFy dreams when he socks n
head inter that frogskin cap A burned fust "a,
idear, Warn't hit3 hit viii lock 60 beeomin o
him, spotted side out. Bow I'd like tn bounce
brick bat ofen bit yearly sum frosty m0rnin, jst
see ef hit wud do to risk in big fight
Well, srtsr while the secon belt ratified, q
We eli sneaked rOun the house an went in ai th
back door, fur that orful frog sot monsous heav
ontu our minds Thar Wsr bigshunderiu Duchma
along, the WusI Duchman ever seed fur fat "a IN
OndeFsiandable lingo he looked Ike he'd beer
moulded in 8 elefants pauDch his lsigs IN q bil
crooked holleF log. an stuck on afterwards. 81
britches Eer es biges 8 bedtiek with I've meal bag
soWed "a hit fnr laigs his head Wer es round es
ball; an his har-Een, hit mout a been q Sand,
boar's skin tuck ofen the beastez when he Wer MAD
"a had all brisiIs sot, an then fitted without cor
cOmbin ar eleauin n hissSall Hisface looked Ike
bit an seeds an innards an skis, he al stuck an
skin he'd eli stuck an dried thar, he talked ike be
he'd jeEsharp in his throat an when he sos in tl
eussn, he did biz IL Dutch mostly, an hit sounded
like 50 win loose sheet owe iron with dull hanssW
tell you be Wer fssfsul Ia look At an dredful 20
hear an ovsrpoWsrin ia smell. Wen, he plaated
hisssf at the tabil sofninst TIVE year Old chicken
cock billed whole, sn big tin pan owe soUrcrous
what smelt sorter like pile owe raw hides in Au
gus, built ladil Wer sOeked inter bit He jist
foeh snort an socked bic fork Dp the hit ia the
rump bone owe that misfortinate ole cock an started
hump hissef an grunt Every yerk he gin the
chicken went an inch he'd crook his neck sorter
sidesise like hen does with a lump over dough
stuck in her throat When he'd sgallessd hit apast
the rump the laigs stuck ont st eaeheoTner owe his
mOuf es vide apart as the prongs over a piehfOrk
an then be sot intu ladlin in the eEout atweeH em
At last the toes eve the rooster oulen Site an
he seat the balance owe the circuit arter him,
nov an then pitchin in lef handed, 8 chunk eve
bull-steak sorter mile IN separate the Ia
dies owe crout He rubbed his belly an pernouneed
hit {" tam g0et en- azed eF ihey had eny more
'leeae schiekins The taYrin keeper jist sbuck
bis head; he Wer too full tn speak liver feared
that his fseins would oFereum him entirely. Duiohy
then axed fur lager bier, an Noel fotch him yeath
en- crock owe dish water with teacuPful owe red
pepper an . pint owe tan glelaig whisky mixed in.
He tasted hiL smaeked his lips. an said hit Wer
g tam gOot tOo;" then be jist dried The bottom owe
the crock afore he sot hit down. then rubbed his
belly agin.
Right forninst whar 1 sot thar Wer a sumthia onto
bits butaind in pla e. nj cato the 6igness shape
owe beefs heart, an carved like ontu pine burr,
an mout (mine don't say hit Wer, been made outer
hour mush With scrimpshun owe indigo in hit an
bit cudeDt keep stil-jist sOt thar an tTinbled an
quivered every time every body tOtcht the tsbi like
hit Wer skared burned al outu death, known hit
he'd no laigs tu with, st tuck hit oct in shakin
begin tn skeer myself a. hits human like keFTiens
on, for made hit out tn be infunel meFEhean, the
nothin, ealeulsin rum my nster that I'd sWsler hit
whole when he ment hit tu 20 of scatter my meat
over q squar acre owe that black jack mountain an
make a bFeakfus for the lucky buzzards WhatEaiied
roun thar fur stage hosses an mis9rnat passengers
Them ar buzzards got 50 sassy ct last thai ef hoss
or man stumbled "A fell, theyd kiver him al ever
afore he oudgst up Why, they hilt 81 lection every
month, an hsi maetin every Sunday sar1ees humans.
They'se monsous noWin critters, them 81 BULBS Gap
buzzsrds is as they Wer the best fed towels ever
seed. Rite here, George, II tellyou Why thought
that tremblin thing Her invented an sot thar TO
turn me inside out. when I Wsr boy, an my laigs
not longer nor John WentEorth's, dad fotoh home
durnd Wuthsss NANCY, hea bitten, grey cid fox houn,
good far nuthin but u sWsller up what Orter lined
the bowels owe brsts Well, LDatrally tuck dis
taste to him, he'd sOrter hankerin srter hurtln
his feens an discumfortin owe him every time dads
back Wer turnd This sorter KEEP a big skeer alters
afore his eyes, an orfsl yell ready in his throat tn
pour out the fust mOshun he seed me mske. SO ne
larnt Ia sWaler things es he run an alers ksP has
lsigs well Onder hisself, fur he never knoWd how
soon hemout want tn EN- IN t0tin his infuhal
caeus beyunt the reach owe hyin rock He knoWd
the EhiE owe q rock in mOshuR jist as well, an he
never stopped tn see who flung hit, but lst let his
head fly open tu gin howl room tu cum, an sot hls
laigs gWine the way his nose happened tu De
pintin He shy rOunSeVery pound rock he seed in
the road, fur he looked hit as a ealsmity tn cum
after him sun day Ef he lef home, sum nei6ors dog
tanned his hide aR ef he stsid at home Was alters
srter hit tu tan hit so he dident see much more
peace owe mind nur a suekit rider dus in baptis
neiborbood 1T saeranint time when the Tuver am up
in good dippiu order And in all my born daysI
never seed him gWine the same way Eeri he
made that an OnbFeakabil rule. think got my
fust noledge o7e gittin away frun imijut trubbh
cummin trIb1las0uH frum him; an with the vantage
owe a holsum par owe laigs an the power owe usein
EN- quick, alters found his plan IA Werk well
tell you, GeOrgy, that running am the greatest in
venshun on yearth when used keerfully.i
wizard been by this time, ef hadn't relyed
ontu these yere laigsg Dye see EN-! Don't they
mind you owe par owe oumpusEes made tu devidea
mile inter quArtersl They'll dc, IL be eireunstan-
shaly burned eff they don't3 Well, one day tuck
a pigs bladder nj ontu the size owe duck aig
flled hit with powder eorked bit up with piece
owe spunk rolled hit up In thin skulp owe meat sOt
the spunk a6re an flung hit outs he sWalered bit At
one yerk then sot in tn g Ltin away fur doin hit
hesrn noise like Dustin sumthin, and his tail Int
atop owe my hat. His head WeF way down the hih
an he'd tuck adesth holt onier root His fore aigs
wer fifty feet up the road, M lkin runuin mOshuRs
al his hine ones = straddil owe the fence. His in
nerds Eer hangin in links onter the cabin ehinley,
sept about yard in mans bussum an bis paunch
cum down permiseusly like rain. Es tn the dog his
self ss dog, I never seed him agin- Well, dad,
durn his onsanet6ed soul flung five or six hundred
onder my shut with the dried skin ofen bulls tail,
and gin me the remainder mex day with Waggin
whip what he borrered frum fsller while he Wer
vaterin his hosses the WsggOner g0t sorry fur me,
an hollered tn me tn turn my began IN sqUain in
ter id fust-rate runnin, which imejutly did, an
the last lick missed me about ten feet. Well, now,
We see minded all this, an thOt that shakin new
tangled 6xiu were the dogs ritribushun II believes
in ritribushuns, duz,l an the biggest kind owe
one at that an hit morally intended fur me tn
sVailer, an sf had I'd been jist about easy tu
bury as the dog we're. But didn't happen tn swal-
Ter hit not that time gin D1tohy punch an
pined IN hit list atsr the chicken cocks toes went
outen site in the hopes that If he seed hit he'd send
| hit aier the foWel Suppose-he-hadf wanted
orfully tu The roof cum often the house, and In
lsrn whether lucky buzzards will dutch meat tore
up fine an mixed with chicken cock bull beef erout
an inseY brseohes But be jist gin bit sPisious
look an shuck his head-too burned smart Tor the
no uuthins ef he Wer thunderin Dutehman. So
thar hit sOt and trembled, and they lost al thar
/ trubbfl and powder, fur thar haint pusson bornd
durnd fool enuf tn undertake tu eat enything while
hit trinbIed as hit did the risk owe Kingdom
come for doiu hit. Durn thar souls, they's been
irwin to kill me ever sence dTeamd about old Buck
! a bestin Fillmore and Freemount at game owe old
sledge fur the Presidency.
wer monsus hungry misef, 50 l levied ontu q
chunk owe beef fried in cake taller, about the size
an shape owe an iron wedge that had been cut outer
The back oTe sum misfor unaie ole bulls neck, jis
shine his hons. socked my fork thru one aind al
oudertuck tn bite Of luther; but I ddent. / Bill
an with fork 50 teeth an tried tn saWof bite with
A case knife Couldn't do that. Tried luther ai6ge
an hit wer ss duh es the fust. So l made up M
mine IN cum sluteh over hit an sWaller hit whole.
he'd like tn let the fork 70 arter IT, tWer so hard Il
mil ont Hit he'd rusted intu The meat Now, js
ike g burned onthinkn; Onmitigated, oussed, natra