Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1858-05-30
DAILY APPEAL.
MOANING, ...... My 80, 1858.
"eLAD TIDTEGs OF GREAT JOY."

For the Memphis Appeal
HOi every one that's weary Of the Kansas
question, turn and learn that it is settled Yesi
it is tact, positive fset-no mistake, not the
shadow Of doubt about 1.-THE Kansas ques-
tion-yes, the Kansas question IS settled. It's
hard to believe, very but the papers assure US
that it is 50. Allah be praised or rather, and
suppose should say, the Conference Com
mittee be praisedI it is settled. Pm on my
knees to ye, We sngust Committee men, con-
graduate the country in general, and feminine
ladies in particular, on the joyful intelligence.
LO yes my sisters, whose literary spPetites
have been immolstad on the Kansas shrine,
throw your embroidered haodksrehiefs 70 the
breeze, slap your little white bands and huTah
to the top Of your tiny voices, for the Kansas
question is settled. Yes, that hateful question,
which crowded out gossip, poetry and ''toaeh-
ing continued storiss,n is done for now A
better day has dswned for US. Thers'll be no
more dull, Prosy Kansas speeches, (beg pr
dsn Of the ~ C's.) mile and half long, TO
addle cur " wee bftD of brains that's all our
own and nobody elses. No more editorials and
resolutions Of this, that and the other State
Legislature, in which Kansas, Leconi ,ton, To-
Pekas Buchanan, Douglas, Walker, Jim Lane,
&c, are 50 mixed up that we feminiD es cs.,,t
for the life of U.s. tell q fofher from ,sies ;, an
are puzzled to determine whether as. -
ton or Buchanan that wants to enter rsioD
State, but have to conclude tn =. -. to-s.
lor President Of course No - -. r--s-..
observation-disclosures to th' oopfersn,s C..
mittesl N
az, W todo9 Wb, 6 bless Tor you. What
), q, ~. \. .D,,. \, re will you get the matter
% =. ne Si .p.'s 4hsrtO occupied BY Kansas?
f,on NJ eonceivs where it's to come
-, - -'iOsity is on tip-tOs. I hope you
nave rsso'-fess Of ,blcb -, ,.nor.nt b., =
-r;tn -. -','e1 ne papers come from the press
Re-. Irths Of their columns blank.
co,,r,--. !, would be a happy thing for the
...,s oil the columns Of some papers
n, mention, would remain .foreUsr blank.
:. American editors, il it viii help EocT
ause to know that the heart Of one woman
/ sympathizss with yOa, then Eou'fS welcome to
the assistance for uess my word and hosor
as genfleman.'' ia sorry for you,
IneveT understood ihe Kansas question. i
never tried to understand Il But once. and then
it set ny head tc swimming at such rapid
rate that one would have thought that had
the blind stsggsrs. / wonder how snybody,s
brain caE take in Kansasl 1 sheuld think that
it would give aHy5ods the bishead. Wonder if
the Cousrsssnsn who did succeed in intro
dueing 1t into their brain-pans, didn't have to
get their heads hOOped to prevent an explosion
hs ny public opinion, privately expressed, /
mat there were precious few Of the NJ. C.'s 4
who did understand the botheration, notbith- 4
standing their superiority Of brains. Cause
Whys 1t took them so long 70 do anything with 4
It. But know oue thing. H there had been
hoops instead of corduroy in the Congress
mems seats, this question would have been
settled and forgotten long ago. I can't tell
what the feminisss would have done with it,
but they'd tsve done something. They'd have
gotten 1t of the tsps, if they'd had to burst up
thisglorious Union to accomplish their purpose.
Catch a woman studying about auvfh,ng for
six or seven months think some Yankee
genius had better introduce some kind Of a ma
ehiue in Congress to expedite the legislative
proceedings. Il seems to ne, with the great
number Of tools there, they might do more
telegrsrhic Kind OF business. But the Kansas
question is settled. Three cheers for the Con-
ference Committee AUREOLA BELL.
Third STREET, Memphis Tennessee