Wilmington journal. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1844-1895, 1858-03-12

JUDGE DooLY AND THE LANDIoRD.-Harper's Maya
zine has correspondent in Georgia who oyerows with
good things. He gets off the following anecdote:
Judge Dooy, an eminent ist in Georgia forty years
ago, was great wag well as great judge-wtty as
we'll wise. His gravity gave effect even to his Jokes
and these more frequent than his decisions One
of his fancies to take people down who were in
the habit of exaggeraton. The way he used up Austin
Edwards keeper Of the hotel at Eberton caution to
all story tellers, of whom Austin the prince He
always told the whole truth and more It was natural
he said lie liked things better than COM
mon Ones-'twas heap more amusin anyhow" One |
morning at breakfast this longbow landlord had been
relating one of his extraordinary yarns and Judge
Dooey being at the hotel and listening to the story sat
in solemn silence until it over, and then remarked
that he had an awful dream in the night and was very
much depressed this morning. The landlord was awake
in moment and begged the judge, if it would be no
violence to his feelings to relate the dream as all would
like to hear it. The Judge still declined as it might hurt
the feelings of others.
Oh, do tell it, Judge-we must have it." urged the
landlord and the company joining in the Judge pro-
ceeded as If he were about to sentence criminal to be
hung:
"Well, dreamed last night two LAWYERS and myselfI
had retired to private to divide among us fee
received from hard case which had been carried through
with mighty deal of lying on all hands. While we
were settling the division in steps the devil who without
any ormay said he had come for us-we had told lies
enough, and if he left US any longer might repent
and so he'd lose We did best to persuade him
to let off, but he inexorabe till at last yentur
ed to ask if he would take substitute
"t Whom do you offer |? he asked.
g" Austin Edwards, said keeper of the Elberton
Hotel
"'Good! he'll do, said he, send him down I'll take
him for all three of you?'
The table in a roar and the landlord was cured
for time at least, of his habit of Overdrawing. He
passed away years SINCE and Judge Dooy gone too
SO there is no harm done in telling the story.
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