Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1858-02-18
How He Came 10 be Married.

l, may 30 funny. bat I've done il I've
got rib aud baby. Shadow, dsp.r,.S-
oyster sttWs, brandy cocktails, sesar koI,,.
boot jacks absoondiug shI.4 buttons, Whist
ADD domincss Shadows rresent-.boop
'k,ris, band boxes, ritbons, sai.er, long
siOcSinEs' Juvenile dTessts TN trnmpets,
H''Ic willow chairs cradles. bibs. pap sugar
trs's. paTHgoric, hive syrup. easter OH God
ffeys cordial soOibing syrup. rbuh.rb .en-
ba, salts, sIuills, aud doctor balls shad.
oSs future More nine pound kab,es. more
eIve syraP, etc ate IN ju,t tell you how
got caught. I Vas alSays the darude,t.
most ia oasiard, bashfu fclo~ yeu ever did
see It was E,utcr ga ny line 90 bs ..ko,
N'tH the shakes every tine 4 sau pretty
gh APprcaohiHg nae, aud | d cross the street
any time rather than face Que tvasnt be.
cause l didn hEs Ihe critters, for II was
hehiui fence looking through . knot bole,
eouilnt look az oUe long enough Vel.
my sistor LTD gave party one ri ght, and I
stayed ashy hOm home t,cause 1 was too
oasGlui To iaoe the music l hung around
Tue house Wb,,tling old Daa Tucker dane
llg to keep NY feet warm, watching the
beads bobbiBg up aud down tehind the win.
dow curtains aud wishing the thuudsrink
party would break mp so | could get u nv
room. smoked = bunch Vt c,gats. aud as
II was getting late and mighty apcomfortA-
nle, Concluded 10 shin up tho door post.
y sooner said than done. and | soon found
myself snug IN led Nov, says |. let her
riP Dsnce tail your wind gives Uutn And
snddhng under the quilts, Morpheus grab.
bed nc was dreaming 0f soft shell crabs
and steWsd iTipt, aud was having goodtime,
when somebody Knocked AI the door and
woke me up Rap again laid low
I kaP, rsp' rap Then | heard a uhisper-
ing ahd kaCw there was q whole ran OS
gals outside. Rep, rap Then Lib sing.
f, .vb 'JAtA, AEc ga ihsTsp Yes azys -
1ben came a 70 n q laughter Let us 10.
says sha Il Non Z says /, cant You let =
fellow alone = Are you bed 2 sAys she.
u Am, ssys Get up, SAYS she i uon'tp
-A's ]. Then came another laugh By
'uuGaer' began - get ried Get out.
you peiicoated scarecrow cried can't
you get beau without hauling fellow ON,
Of bed won't go bone with You'll uont.
- you may clear out p And throWips a
ooo' a. The door, ] felt better Bot pre-
seniiyi oh mortal buttons heard a still.
small 'oIce, very much ike sister Lbs and
II said Jack, you II have to get up, for All
the girls things are 10 there Oh. Lord
what pickle Think Of me in bed. ali
covered with shawls, muf,, bonnsts and
eioaksr and twenty girls outside the door
waiting 'ogctin il had stopped 20 think
should bave pancaked on the SPOT A,it
vas rolled cut among the bonnet wire
and ribbons 10 hurry 'Smesh went the
millinery IN every direction had TO dres.
ia the daTk--iOr there vas a crack 10 the
door aad gifi' Will peep-Aud The way l
tumbled about was q death on straw bats
The critical moment came opened the
door and found myself right among The 20
men Ob, my LcgbOFn cried one. My
dear saTling, winter velvet cried anothsr.
and they pitched iu-tLey pulled ne this
way ADD that, boxed my ears and one
bright eyed little piece, Sal - Der name
Sas-put her arms around nv neck. aud
Kissed nc night on my lips Human nature
could NJ stand that, aud gave hsT a. good
as che sent IL was The fret tine ] ever
got taste, and II Was powerful good be-
licFe l could have kissed that gal from Je.
Au' Cesar 70 4th Of July Jack, said she.
we are sorry TO disturb you, but Wont YOU
see me home 2 Yes said I 4 Wiil Ibid
do II, AuI had another smack a. the gate.
too After that We took kinder turtle doT
ius alter each other b3th Of as sigbing hEo
baTrsi ef pew CIDER WLea as we're away
from each other. TSas at tbe close II =
glorious summer day-rae sun was setting
beLlsd aistagt hog peu--tbs cbsskons we're
g91pS 10 Tooat--tLo bull fruFs aere eOm-
mehcing their evening" soug.--the pollywogs
In their native mud paddles, we're PREPARING
themselves for the shades II ujght-sod Sal
sHH mysa!i sat uPJu aa agt.3gasg4 backlog.
hst'sinE % TIE music o.! nature, saoh - tree
isfi' f""rtrrs srI gruuiiEz D gs, aud nov
Ahi tlts iht url.Ya music Dl = distant Iack-
SIS waa Waiied 90 our ears BY the ssutls
rerhyrs that sighed AmJBg the malhn
STALKS. and came heavy hirn situ tbs deIt
eious oder gi 80 rHo.fssUd piz .tyts The
la-i lingering 5aJs gi tae HatIsg sIa, g.suo
inf tom the brass hlttrus 1f solitary
bors-man slouu throafb = ta0t bola a. The
hey pen, isii 90 Sais ises, dJt tug her bair
Si'9 a. orange pol bIe eel sH8sioz ohmy
thf.a1 tafe r.a' ta had airsstaga- ous u
ny nrms "as hrHuai stls Wliss mY band
'r-'I1g nn ite suh'i Of bpr ba-k --sss uss
toying ulth my saOarh iscks Uf Jet bIack
hue--shs 80 aiss1sl g1os. ssi was ditto,
'be i'"tr4 .ssa e EfasshHggrf dyiBg uith
i.f h..'afs hHd j fali Ass q aud turtle
chpksa s,tb D rrH isl ball
Sal @ss j. Bro t8tss mua.ai o. the
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80 sh'. strtg. f' hsF rsIs'e -siA yes
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