St. Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1845-1863, 1858-11-18
The Wrong Foct Foremcst.

''WhY Gl6I.t vCu awaken At seven
o'clvck, Mrs. Sweet: Here il is fifteen min
utes past, and desired particularly to he
early this morning. I've tnore lu>!-s> t,-!xy
tan | ca, attend t.. Yn1 thought you
wuui,lut Iis,Urb me, l-cals" sail in Tie
night that lad hes!Grl.e Well | don't
kri W that headaches are expected 10 prevent
paper from maturing. npr banks fr' m closing
at three "','!n,k. There gees that Luttrr Are
INV buttons n>rer 10 lie sewc,i IN 81 that tEev
w,i last through more than one was Ing
This siirt is horrihiv ironei Tell Br!act il
she doe,tt DO ny hnn.nts br,r wa must
hook OF, f,r another girl. Anything but such
linen as this on a gentleman! ] 60 not want
that Hack sIllt this morning. Cannot YOU zee
that it'> gnias to rain! Y,u Gon't think il
will. There never Was woman vet with
clear enough reasoning faculties t. lie a good
jud,e Of the weather. Give me my gray
el.'thes. and he quick about it. John hash;
hal hI.cEr'l .hcSe boots. I'll ring him up and
make han Il" them over What's that If
is going tn rain yon don't ,-e what difference
it viii make. /" not know that i. is any
reason why 2cntirman should not have his
boots polished, hrCauSe there j. possibility
ii Is raining. Suprn>iLg il should clear "a
low d. you think wou!i !,"k thea?
Isn't breakfast Oh tl" taiie yet? Waiting
for TIVE. " n.inute$. has it ! l.uIapl p.!at-
able n.ca. 1t sill ht | am SIRE What's that
| smell Ii yea 10 not wish u spoil every
! mrrsel ot appetite that have left, don't tell
me that It's rot hutk wheat cakcs!-a dish o!lly
/; lit TO : = n ni.n ard my stomach is horribly
! ont nISCrder. No, YOU nrr,ln't order any drv
! toast; I'li eat these, seeing they're here and
) If course III Lave tie hrAa lie all daT tn ;.av
! tur it, jaime. ':e quiet ST. v"u can't have
Ifl e. I.,
Here, Kitty. take tin little tiger from the ia
lie. III have 40 srs,ti.i,g here. Mrs
i G,ru,t il va strive. a. yau ought to. H. make
lis i.,'hc PHEASANT T. y"ur husband. hr w"ult
not l,a di~turu~,l t.iiS lmaEner, st wat "Ight
t" b. one "i tie pIcAsaiitr-t peri ,!s Of the day.
What's that. my little dear? Bling YOU
the Iii, wax doll promised YOU ~, not -
.'ay Little girls n!usn't hc So eAtrAvag gant.
j I,nr old doh is p'e:lt" good enough. AMI pa
IA du"~u't iyei r.sh this III ;n'ng. B. tLaI.k-
! tul you've g,.t bread an! batter, ana DO net
/ think about 4ew d lis.
What would ike FIR dinner? do No.
know that | can >ay 50 long beforehand Il
ire 10 more appetite than 10 row, | shall
Mt want much. I've forced down eleven o.
these cakes, bctat.se there was nothing n.or,
suitable u!oll the table. If I've a return O
my dySprptjc attack, shall know wh" t.
h,,.lnc for il. | might send round one Of thost
little rotSt:uE-piG> We saw last evening, if
was sure it wuui;! come t. the table tceN Stuf!et
with plenty Of current jelly and mAlcarol.i
with cheese
You thought If gong down town to-day
but will put it 81 if am not prepared! \
round about way of asking nc f"r In"tev.
suppose. There's my purse; just tax" wha
there is-"rly, pray. leave ne >i1pericc :" LAY
81 4
as shall bc for a nonth--A;d as fr askin.
w"mal IT, wait a month. when she'> made ~
Ter mind TO - shopping. a rlan had letter asI
the earth t" ~tar.: still. Tie mania t,r <h",
ping i< the CURSE "f dome:,i., i:tc woman
must buy every pretty :h!n2 Sic secs. whether
she needs it "r uut. AuG with all their ex
travaganc". never vet saw ol.e of the So,
who looked really conf, rtahle and gcyt-cl
Their skirts are too long or too Ihnr'; thci
sleeves are too wide or to narrow: tnci
bnnuets poke out like a Charc a wagon, .
hang on thcir backs ike los; fowcr-taS
ket; they are a. lank f"nce-rail. or a
puffy aS balloon; their waists are ~lueczfr
int" their liI'> ur huLc!r: U'il"r th"r arm
pts; they are tclizetei. bcirIcd, lcfur
beloved, beputfed. until men are aShaEc,
Of them in the saloon. laugh at item il tn
streets, and dread them them ii tire cs'
AID stages; they try T. see vii i can b
sil,icst which can attract the - M.r"y "r
u>. Mrs. Sweet, d. you see that cii!d
Fairly crawling on the table. and the cream
cup upset on the carpet they canno
even give due attention 10 their own AFT
You thought vas il hurry tbs rlorn
Ing? Well, surp"s.r- / am. am | t. b
| driven ufT With nv breakfast half eaten
Don't hc in such hurry t. get rid Of you
helpyeh- don't snpp"se its not plea
sarlt T. hear t.u nar'h truth.
There's ,lat iran-,.e~ silk umbrella con,
that bor.i,t 3uIy tie last storm and moth
: ing {, lie found II II And Low. Of coarse
j: Viii rain-it alv.vx DOCS whcr = rers j
has ~ umbrella >.Iv. U-li.. Z Jones ah"u.t
call here today :' 'h.s subscription | prom
i>c,i him. ,.: I'm I've made up n,v m.n,
: n.t = give ANYTHING. L",'t hcielve in &.
cietieS-t!:,,yrt rt hun.bHsS from l. si..nlng Il
I end And 10 Try ana lok httis mor
r anlahle ur''u my return. Y.u l".k as
yvu were just going tH say something ah27T
aD,l q al things, l:eeeTrs ME from fret