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Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23
Lines OK Woman.

To be read alternatel y, or as they are
written, as it may suit the taste of the
reader.
Tho bliss of him no tongue can tell
Who in a woman doth confdc:
Who with woman scorns to dwell,
Unnumbercd evils will be tide.
The fill zach leisure day
With JOY and innocent delight;
With cheerlcss gloom and misery
Are mono possessed while in their sight.
They make the duily path of life,
A pleasant journey strowd with flowers;
"A drcary scene of painful strife, ~ .....
They quickly change with matchless power.
Domestic Joy will fHst decay,
Where female influence is unknown;
Where'er woman holds her sway,
A man is in perfection shown.
She's never failing to display
Truth in its native lovelness;
= heart inclined 10 butchcry,
A woman never did possess.
That man true delight will find,
Who tries the Matrimonial State;
Who pours contempt on womankind
Will mourn his folly when too late.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23
A National Petticoat.

A correspondent Of the Newark, N. J..
advertiser makes q. rythmical suggestion,
which should certainly not be neglected
by the fair ladies whose delight it is to
sport the "red Haunting petticoat:"
The latest novelty that comes,
Was born across tho channel;
The little Queen, to please the Scots,
Has Killed in rod fannel:-
And, PRESTO! to our happy, shore s., .ra.,-
Tho woundrous tidings passes, ..
And Broadway's PAVE is checkered o'er
With bonnie Hieland lasscs.
Once in way why can't we have
A truly Yankee notionl
Nor such profound allegiance pay
To fashions cross the oceane
What could be finer now than this,
(And mark ye now how dashing ~
petticoat red, white and blue,
With silver stars all flashingl
Then hang tho Yankee colors out;
(And Scottish skirts confound emD
Our girls hall take the world by storm,
With stars and stripes around en-!
,Aypatriotic petticoas, nassaanses, by all
manner of means ar.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

Cure FOR LovE.-A new and amusing
cure for love has been lately found cffec-i
tive in fashionab!eP P atisian faubourg.-
The son of a wealthy nobIeman became
enamored of the pretty daughter of his
fathers concierge (door porter, and de-
termined to marry her. The aristocratic
papa Of course opposed; but moved atlast
by the despair of his son. gave his con
sent. with the proyisol that the smitten
youth should go to sea for. twelve months
before the marriage. Shortly after his
departure. the father, who had previous.
ly observed tendercy to emGonpoint in
the youths intended. took her under his
especial charge. gave her every kind of
the most nourishing food and good wines.
forbade herito take exercise as unbecom.
ing in his future daughter, and, in fact,
statl-fed her to such an extent, that when
the enamored swain returned from his
years voyage, he was Mortified to ind.
instead of the slender. elegant girl he had
left, an immense fat woman. as big as
two, AIbonis rolled into one. OF course
the ruse was successful, and the unfortut
nate victim Of good cheer has been PEN
stoned off. e -
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

TnE VEsPEE SIGNAL OF the. A1Ps.-In
some ofthe more remote pastoral districts
OF Switzerland. from which the ancien:
simplicity of manners is not altogether
banished, the Alp hour supplies. on the
higher pastures. where no church is near,
the place Of tho vesper bell. The cow
herd. hosted on the highest peak. as soon
as the sun has set. pours forth the FIRST
four or Eve notes Of the pslam. Praise
God the Lord" the same notes. are re-
Peated from distant Alps, and all within
hearing. uncovering their heads and ben
ding, their knees. repeat their .ori<on. ..af>
ter which which the cattle, are penned in
the stalls. and The shepherds betake them
selves, to rest. - ~. -,5
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23
For lie Register. 2a[
TO MY NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.


He stands in the dark, the grave old ma n, \,
With AN eye still bright, though his cheek i.
wan; 7. TO tt #
From his noble brow, of classic mould,
And his form, though bent by the weight Of
years, q
Somewhat ofiits primal beauty wears!
He openes the page Of the sacred word
Not whisper low nor loud is heard;
Even folly assumes q serious look sal
AS he readeth the word Of the holy book;2
Andothe thonghtless and gay grow reverend
z there, . Il Ttf afae 9'4F
AS he opens his. lips in fervGnt prayer.
He stands, as the grave old prophet stood,.
Proclaiming'the truth of the living God;
Pouring reproofT on the ears Of mon
Whose hearts are ut ease in their folly and sin
With q challenge ofguilt still unforgiven,
To the soul unfit, unmeet for heaven.
OF who can but honor that good old man,
AS he neareth his three score years and ten,
Who hath made it the work Of his life to bless
Our world in its woe and wickednes5 -
Still guiding the few, that were wont to stay
In tho path of sin, in the narrow way.
With kindly heart through the lapsing years
lie hath shared our joys, he hath wiped our
tears, ..-... --..
lie hath bound the wreath on the brow of tho
bride, ..t ..
lie hath stood BY the couch when tho loved ones
died. ..
Pointin the soul to glorious heaven,
AS the ties which boundit to earth were rivcn.
Methinks we weep another day
When the good, old man has passed away.
When tho last of his ebbing sands have run,
When his labor is o'er and his work Is done,
Who II care for his flock and keep the fold
When his pulse is still and his heart is cold
Wen miss him thcn, every look and tone
So if familiar now, forever gone, .... .... fl.
Win thrill the heart with an inward pain;
And we'll long and listen for them in vain
When a stranger form and stranger face
Shall stand in my homored pastors place.
MARY Z. COTTRILL.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

A Coop HUNDRED REpuKE.-A certain
good. .natured old farmer preserved his
constant good-nature, let what would
turn up. One day while the black
tongue prevailed. he was told that one Of
his red oxen was dead. ~ 1u
"Is he." said the old man. ''well. he
always was breechy old cuss. Take off
his hide and take it down to Fletcher's;
it will bring the cash."
In an hour or two the man came back
with the news tha! the slime back and
his mate were both dead.
care they?" said the old man, "well
I took them from B--to save bad
debt l never expected to get. Its lucky
they amt the brindles. Take the hides
down to FIetcEer's; they will be as good
to us as the cash. Cd
In about an hour the man came back
to inform him that the nigh briudle was
dead.
ais he?" said the old man. "well, he
was very old OK. Take off his hide,
and take it down 10 Fletcher's; its worth
more than either ofthe Others" Z
HereuponJhi wife taking upon herself
the office Of Eliphaz, reprimanded her
husband severely, and asked him if be
was not aware that his loss was iudgt
ment from Heaven for his iwickedness.
"Is it2" said the old man. swell. if they
take judgment in cattle, it is the easiest
way | can pay them"
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

MIRACLE OF HOSEsrY.aAt party, sey
eIal contested the ,bopOr7 Of having done
an extraordinary thing +; and a sTeyered
gentleman WAS appointed sole judge pl
their respective pretentions, iHg
One party. produced his tailors' bill
with a receipt attached TO it. A buzz
went through the room that this could
not be -outdone, when e1rs @
A second replied that he had arrested
his tailor for money lentto him.
1.-THE palm is his" was the general
cry, when third put in his claim:
(" Gentlemen" said he, "I cannot
boast Of tbe lfeats of either of my prede.
cessors, but l have returned to the own.
ere two umbrellas that they left .. my
house" -a,5.a sss ..s.s 70 IL
81 will hear no more. " cried the. as
tonisbed, q arbiter;; .sthis is the very ne
Plus ultra of !, honesty and ulhesTd pt
deeds; itis an act Of virtue Of which !
never knew any one capable. The prize
is"
"Hold," said another. al have done
more than that
"Impossible. ."sssid the whole compa-
nv, '.but, let us hear"
"I have been taking my country pa
per for twenty years, and paid every
year in ad3ance..''I pia El1Si =
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

How TO KEEP THE F1ooR.-During the
protracted session Of the Senate, forced
by Senator Green last week, Senator
Clark having the floor, had hard time of
it. Having spoke from half-psst four to
six o'clock, he said: "Ifit be the pleas
ure of the Senate to adjourn now. it would
be very agreeable TO me. ! have had
nothing 10 eat since eight o'clock. neither
bread nor anythingtefse But the Sen,
ate wouldn't adjourn. and he proceeded
upGl quarter past eight O'clock, when,
during 40 ,exPIa1ati0n by Mr.. Green,
having, spoken oyer three hours and q
half he ayailed himself Of the opportuni,
" to indulge In that beverage which
"cheers but not ,inePriates." With accom-
panying mnffius and sandwiches. which
gave his desk the social aspect OF cosy
tea-tsble. The Hon. Senator retained
his right to the floor. with cup of hot
team one hand and q huge sand wich in
the other. The scene was novel; but a
twelve hours fast had created an inexor-
able stomach. 2. By the call of the yeas
and nays, be,was sGorded ample time to
finch lhislrepsss. 10 30. o. = a. gis6
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

HAh old topper was induced 10 Sign
the tem6erauce pledge. which be kept ie.s
IiriodsI for B6m5 weeks. Attast he got
decidedly balmy, aud one ofbis friends
femonstfated with him for his lailhlessa.
nest f6 ffHis obligations. He answered,
.'t'o be sttre, ! signed stte pledge, but i
wRasfrsmehdo douSly Dry and al lsigns tail
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

A Youso SON Or gAaLri.4on Thurs.
day afternoon some psrsoh 1hknowh
gained access 10. the room Of tsbasmut
Lodge, Sons of n aita, ii Boston; haslly
fihe infant boy ttSefeih, and
LEFT precipitately. TIE Sons" have 10, fsss
solved 70 become fathers % the boy, apd
have taken measures 70 have hin proper.
ly nursed and educated. so that ID. duo
course of time he may become in good
condition 70 be . member q ths order.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23
CHAPTER a.
Dry mp and suspend nd --AsOsra9ePPfF. Ak ssrFass9ePPfF.

az, Dry up ana susPe SANNSNSf SANNSoNSfa2VfS. b
The news of the murder of Roderigo
spread with rapidity throughout the city.
The Metripolitans were on The alert. and
BY orderiof The Coroner, the Count was
arrested. and tkeaooth.piek and comb
which Lady Isabella saved as. relicstof
poor Roderigo, were, found upon his per
son. lie had feloniously taken them
from Isabella.
The Lady Isabella was summoned as a
witness; but. alas. she could give5no evils
dence--shs had bscoms an iaiofI The
Count endeayored to prove that the blood
found upon the relics was simply q stain
of tobacco juice, but he was found guilty
and sentenced toibe hanged. *.
But hark lwhat cry'is that. that breaks
on the startled ear? e 'Ere's the morn.
in papers-gotthe recovery OF Roderigo," :"
is the plaintive cry OF the boys.
The news was true Roderigo was
not morta!ly wounded. and by taking the
sixteenth part of a Homeopathic globule
and bathing in tub OF cold water for
few days. was restored to perfect health.
But little remains for US to relate. The
Count ID D'Nincompoop was released by the
'nterceSsion OF lsodenso, ana lett the
United States to spend the balance Of his
miserable life in South Carolina In a
ct ofttiiabolicak passion, on hearing of the
marriage of Roderigo DhRollimogIto the
Lady Isabella Fisasimpins. gotssoi excru-
ciatinglyy inebristed thatit is hoped he
will not recover. ~
Roderigo and Isabella are now livipg
happily together. having divorced the
Count from the Lady.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

az-.Talking OF law" sass .Pompsy,
makes me tfnk OF what the great mortal
CATO. who lived hiost 4 thousand yeafs
aoo. once said! @sde Law ID likea gfopn'
class window that give light enough 70
10 lioht Dis poor erfin uoftalE to de dark
pssssgss Of dis life; but Il wodid puflls
Dc deBbls hfnssIfto see stee =, 4.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

az-It Wis among tbe losliest custotns
oftitbe ancients 70 bury The young at
morning twilight; for % they ttFoye %
give the soltest fnIerp pretstlon . death, 20
they imagfhsd that ApFora,i who loysd,
the young had stolen them . her etn- l1l-,
brace. a- R'f's D"@ -, -
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

RA An honest farmer thus wrote tc
the chairman of an Agricultural Society
"Pleass put me down on your list Of cat
tie for bull.''
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

Is AZ STORY, ON TuE BAoksorA A BANK Norn.
lone ofoura dealers in clothink, exhibsi
tied TO us!on Saturday last, n fiFe dollar
note on the York county Bank, on the
back Of which was written, lin plain,
nice hand, the following; . Biotl ie1glxa
"ThisYis the lastsofl q very large for.
tune, LEFT me by my wefbhy and sespectsl
ed uncle, who, unfortunately broke his,
neck by o fall from n scaffold erected by
the Sheriff Of Blair esunty.H--.Er.- ii isaI
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

@An5 Irish paper, describing e late
duel. says that one of the combatsnts vas
shot throughaths feshy part OF the thigh
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

@=A warliks popplstion they have
out in Cincinnati. In the Directory ap.
pears the following ysrlike pemenelas
ture: Messrs. Gum, Cannon, Pistol, kq:s
see. shutee. Bullitt, Shot, MusksR and
r. Tillory.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23
Lace ,BosomS.

When lovely woman veils her bosom
With muslin fas hionably thin,
What man with eyes could eer refuse 'em,
'5 Cautiously from peering in , t-;' r!1.
And when, his ardent gaze. returning,
The muslin heayes to deep -drawn, sighs,
Would not his finger ends be burning
To press-Hs HAT DOWN o'ER HIS EYEsl
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

81 An Illinois paper says there is q
man out there IS, dirty that Fhe assessors
set him down as ''resl estate.'
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

az The following IL q specimen ei
sharp shooting, between q ;coqpstte and
her rover ro4 edl u sss4 saiAa4A ads
"You meu are angels whom you WOO thelnAld,g N
But devils when the marriage yowiP pald.pta IA
The lover not TO be outdone, replied 40
follows: 49, I : .i1ys-,,,'sl,,..I esif'
The change, dear girl, IL easily forgiYan. t /
We aRdweREeIphsll inSfpaa efheasans' = %
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

.ETA Virginia paper records the mara'
riage Of Miss Jane Lemon aud Mr. Ebosb
nesertswoet; wherourouodt deyitmotalid
zes as follows: 90 tss bEa fe91i I'd
How happily extremes do meet
III June and EBeheeze..! - =. ~ -
az shb9 no lo8gOF soHr, but Ssttty 's.'i.'i' :
@ And he's 4 lemon s4ussztti g I. |. ! ~. q.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23
'CLAIhsB DAY APRr as Is5s:5 T'e s49sA

Blood. tub has wiped out Ills wrongs with
Isabella gazed with idio.ic look upon
the form of him She EloSed.sl il sg8i 4fit
..Let me have a relic Of the glorops
dead )" she said. and STOPPING. took from
the pocket Of Roderigo a broken tooth
pick and a piece Of comb. They were
slightly 'staineds with blood from the
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

aasrA gentleman presented q lace col.
Is+'to the Object 6f bis adorations and 10
:, s.s...iss - :saidL LAet II peA
..Tss not ~ sny one else Tumpis 8. ~ Z
i.ssNyo, my DEAR said the ladys Vii
take il off, 1s.is5s -
A graye ldirzer, who had buried
! Nrs n, Bytfe,.. m : sent iho following curious
~ . 7 To making a Bstlon M -.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

TIE LEYlATHAs.-A London letter wfie
ter says; l have Just returned from ayiss
it to the Leyiathan.. She is moored, di,
rectly opposite where she was built,-r,
she is . mere skeleton. From iaqairsis. 7.
on board / could not learn when she,
would be finished. 1 do not think it poss,
sible to get her ready for seq before Au-
gust, end 70 have her ready by.that time
will require night and day labor incen,f
sanity. There are very few men ai
Work on her now st zoe en saFb
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23
G Now is the.winter Of my discomfort
sM.5s, ,dhnhES hitter hv ,heisearcitv "a

. .
The Count D'Niocompoop left bis
Castle. his noble form closely enveloped
in cloak. which disclosed it to adrau-
tage. apd pursued his way to the mau>
sion IF Lady Isabella, With cautious
steps, he ascends The staircase until he
reaches the room where We have intro,
duced her in tue last chapter. and open,
ing the door behP!Q(las: ROdeiigo epdessor-
ing TO restore Lady ! Isabella to conc;ous,
ness. ..,'
"EA,! ba RQdeyigo.. l. AOye thee at
last u and before The brave Roderigo,
could speak. he plunged a, dagger in his
Rederigo Pollivog fell. mortally woun>
ded. The blood running in a crimson
stream upon the carpet.
D'Nipcompoop gazed moment at the
body. and then endeavored to arouse the
Lady Isabella. She opened her eyes.
and lshuddered when she beheld the
Count. 4
::WheFeis Rqdertgo ?" she asked in
Up ssslious female woman. behold ~
he exclaimed. as he pointed to the
corpse. MY vengeance is complete; the
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

psssoSIL ISnSspsSnsNor ns a yye.ts,n
editor lately offered his hat as q prize for
ths best essay ON independenee. The
following obtained the prize !, ,ssss.f
National independence is easier inag-
ined than described. Personal Indepen.
dence consists mphatisally in being sui-
ted in a clean shirt, drawers, socks, and
nicely blackensd pair Of boots, with AZ
least a dollar and a. clean ,cambric IN
your pocket, all on Sunday morning. with
your wife ON one. arm and your, baby on
the other. taking yonr own course towards
your own preaching, in The blissfnl e1-
recitation of doing your own snoozing, in
your own pew into n hich no, one dare ven..
tare tonudge you with I = is bis elbow orsiskls
yeqE nose W'1n e.ssFsy,s coz. 3 haa eos
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23
IEDIToRs 3 PRoFRIEToRe-
WHOLE NO. aa4.

s SrARrLINe .-.. How doiyou do, Mrs.
Towe 2 Have you heard that story about
Mrs, Ludy n,
Why, no. really. Mrs. Cad. what is
1t Do tell ~
20, promised not TO fell for all She
world. No must never tell ont as long
as i live, just as true as the world"
syhat Is it 2 Come, tell"
,..s Sg; |. you wonst y say anything about i
No. 'llnessr open my mouth about
it, never T. s
ssNNsll. fyou believe Il. Mrs. Fundy
told me last night. that Mrs. Troli told
her that her sister s husband was told by
a person that dreamed ii, that Mrs. Trou-
ble's oldest daughter told Mrs. Nichens
that her grand mo her heard by letter
which she got from her second husband 81
Oldest btother,s step daug liter, that il was
reported BY the captain OF clam boat
just arrived from the Fejee Islands. that
the mermaids about that section wore!
ctinolipes made out Of shark skins Y
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-04-23

,Aypatriotic petticoas, nassaanes, by all
manner of means a.
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1858-06-11

WAKE MoHEY.-A good looking Irish
man stopping at hotel to warm himself,
inquired of tho landlord "what is the
news" The landlord, disposed to run up
on him, replied, "they say the devil is
dead' Gan sure" says Pat, CHATS
news indade." Shortly after, he went to
the bar, laid down some coppers and re-
sumed his seat. The landlord, always
ready for customer, asked him what he
would take. "Nothing at all at all, "
said Pat. "Why then did you put this
money here p "An sure, sir, it's the
custom in me own country, when chap
loses his daddy, to give him few copper:
to help him pay for the wake"
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1858-06-11
A Call to Farmers,
Farmers, drop your toots-pa"sc a little
read tbs, and r.j'ect..
FARMERS PROMOTION BOOK. "

Tcdu ms, ana It'''t-'
FARMERS PROMOTION BOOK" :"
NEW and scientific manurinS system,
~ for the cultivation and increase oi all
kinds of grain, grasses, fodder and pasture,
upon all kinds of soil, proved by actual expc-
riments and based upon evident truths, deSIS-
ned TO improve agriculture in all its branches ;
represented by upwards of one hundred and
ffv ensravings of the most valuable grasses
and plants connected with the system, by DIX.
c. G REINlIOLD, of Boalsburg, Centre Co.,
Penna.
RECOMMENDATION.
7, tbs trcnt. it will he that the object has been
70 i've The fame that kind of information which enables
him 10 make practical application to ierti!ze his la ana
increase his grain fodder and pasturrase doctrines
AS taught by .his manurng and fodder ami aStur. eu-
tvton system are RATIONAL clear and evident ana su
,cst in the mode of agriculture hlteFI
unknown to farmers, and which. II adoltei' a',u
rarculv rracced can fail to advance the Interests
of tho farming community. Such work has been inuch
,,te as il fills void which has long been felt but
Witch tb.r. has hitherto been no attempt TO supply
And as farmers of Centre and Huntingdon counties We
,cumend the work to every farmer, they viii reap
the greatest possible benefit from it.
Christian Dale George Buchanan Daniel MosserGeorse
ro, Jac,b Nosscr Francis Alexander. John Bay, Johh
N,r,son Samuel Duncan John lIoher, Jona- VI W ams,
Jacob Never George GuyerJr, Henry Meyer John Gar
rer Samuel Gliland John iasson, Geo Jack sahuei !
wilson John Herman, CIV. Meek, Phillip Meyer dmo'+
For sale in Lewisburg by Dir. l. BRUGGEk.
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1858-06-11

A RUSSIAN IDEA OF 4 CHRIsTIAN.-A
Russian recently murdered a lady for the
sake of the sable lining of her cloak. Tue
deed was committed during Lent. The
murdered lady had little basket with her,
which contained pie. Having been asked
by the commissary why he had not eaten
the pie, GLOW could l think Of eating the
PIE :" replied the assassin, "it may contain
meat, and'-devoutly crossing himself
81 am, thank God, good Christian :"
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1858-06-11

"BOys, said pedagogue the other day,
"what is the meaning of all that racket in
the school p at is Bill Skies, sir, who
is all the time initiating locomotive"
"COmc up here, William, if you have turn
ed into a locomotive, it is high time you
were switched off"
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1858-06-11

Vocal and Instrumental Music.
TVNHE subscriber having located himself ir
Lewisburg, is ready 10 teach Instrument
tai Music in all its branches, viz. Piano, Melo-
deon, Guitar, Violin, Violincello, Flute, and
all Brass Instruments.
He will also teach Vocal Music.
Having been taught in the best Schools in
Germany, he deems himself qualified 10 rem
der satisfaction.
He will also tune Pianos, and put them in
repair if desired
Residence on North Fifth street.
Jan. 10, 1857. PRoF. p. HELD.
Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1858-06-11

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