Weekly Council Bluffs bugle. (Council Bluffs, Iowa) 1857-1860, 1858-09-01
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! y soa3 xQ1s 1soxEes kAak n1HfAg AZ q
p hoaa, ole Ulapshaw, warns agwine :
O pail well 10 Iha'aams yoke, - soaa 81
Aos sesd the orfaI misforsinaas saart ahi
% goS. no man an oman ecul0 ever gss
n al0sE - nan "a wsfe should arkar saah
'o1 h-l owe fuss and hursih as took pIas
leg as ole Rarnss that slay.
% Theyse all Eos spits ak me vet gboI
= that AZ trubbiis 90 Iswar I warnt |
y blAlne fer bis. ssOIa Sock orter 10
= be made beef outen he did Ii ali su
~ - res the caassd fcols don't hlama him
~ hih be Qgtsr hare bis daEned hasIese "a
g eEsen hams Tar gitlsn me lnssr sFuhil
D. aEser he did all the dsvilmens, whils
waa to bar the blams. Now amt his hAr
taaa being natural born d--d fool e
! oseas 10, has 10 bar the bIama j
she aoins cs an infunnel seampy honsd
q curly faced ole fool bull and that, too
affer I'd dan him kindness, putin th
d baskit handn over his hons, so ha coall
,, eat the eogn whlls be waax tzaEsllin 9n
> swaE tAsy'd maalsd him good sf the,
had koseh him eatin owe bat. Hs's %
n ongratsful beast, au pil do bin was thaz
/, the bssa an Gle Mile ball did. I'I
: whealbaEreR hlm into Eternity, an oIs
Burns ta, mine sf don't.
Es far Sicily, af haint even, with her,
you may iist nail mg tang to tree an
then skeeF me till Eaeis my whole car
eaRs inter about mile Of tuag, and
thar'll be nuthiRg laEs hut my bones on
ia the toe nails, and perhaps ssriRp-
, ahan OF iaigs, and pile Of rags and haE
al tha eend OK it. Sac d0Mi oaBs aae aatE
fin aOso and IN tell you how paid her
up-Lt war aboat lsyia by corn time
whsA she married thas hard -fased, msa-
ty-6stsd, groanin ole eass. At next
aignog time, began 20 see that werus
her Salhnity" Is school teacher oman
called hit, when she wanted to eiroum-
vent me 80 a. tu get her weod out an her
mar carFied. George, did you ever hev
strong minded oman git arter you-a
rale be omang "Ne." Well, ef ever
wua dOes--jist you Rght her like she wore
whlskeEss Or run liko hi, ef you don't
ef she dons turn you inter Q kidney
wormsd hog what can raise bFisalea ia
less ngr moBth you are moro or Icsa
oVe maa than / takes you to be. Ore
| all the varmints | eger seed Ise fsarist
OF them. They aint human; theyse an
eksl mixtry owe stud hos, black snake,
| goose, peacock, hritehes-and id
raskil. They Tauts to be man and as
they caat, they fixes up their case by be-
In devils. Taks keer owe en-; you'd bes- /
teT come Ia contact With commit ur q |
eealpoFtsr than wan owe EN- euy time
They'll Undermine Jour constitution !
sure.
Well, matters rocked along, all hands /
dom es they pleased, and watehin ov .
em-tur wur arteE reYenge-ontiI a.
boat Ehs time the h08ses begia ia saueal
and taGkeys taCkeYz "a gobbl8 dlskiy- /
cred her affinity" She war runuin an
oppeRslslou line 20 the old chicken eater,
III eahaote with man powful with pills
aud squts-Doctor Gus Fabiu-au they
war maxim fas time, all connection, and
the male wer kerrisd pufectly fust rate.
An | don't much wunder; she never did
feel warm tn old ClapshaW j. wus the
sukIt riders charm what foeh her AGAIN
haE will. George youse got 4 haap ia
lagn ylt. There am three vxEminfs whas
kln charm wimmim go birds-ths subat
rider, the cat an the black snake. They
kln du hlt, and none ever misses ehanse.
III he'd pet mockinbird an q darfer,
Ia make war on all cats and suekit RI
ders-Pd fll the beryin ground with ;
wun, an the big sink hole With luther
an I'd heV barrel s full oVs hyme books
al claws gs medels owe nay skill in cl9sl
shootIn. seed load, d shot gan oaca
lynn broadside ON ia the oounter owe
Congdon's store, and thar war eat
washing owe her face 8 cop owe hat box
and a sukis rider was tryIn tn git Cong ;
don Ia gin sumthin tn pay fur ''ovet-
coats fur the pious sepoys," at thuder
alnd owe the room and darned ef hit
didn't cock itself, and then gwung round
like the needle owe q compass, fuss to-
wards one and then tashsTs | aHuo hoso :
ofRsz, and at lRsE weAG off-kiIle6 the
cas- as dsd e. be d-~-d, an luther barrel ,
tore OF four square yards owe the sukit
riders overooat tail. He ris to the cell :
Ia so lit FaAnin- ThaF's an inB&ink in !
shot guns shout this thing sagtin fur !
never seed 3 suk,t rider with one in bis !
han, nor cat that luyed ths smcil Of :
Well, arteg / Learned what road they =
run thar linspvsr, an all the pints Of the :
case, went tu work tn gin both skeer
an hlm httle hurtin, DoCt Gus Fabin .
wsr wun owe en- the boys called him !
Gas Fatty fur short, ana he eaIl'd :
en- 'timpeEaent, onedicatsd id jsek- 4,
sssss," fur long. he war ist four foot :
fourteen inches high, and war taller a !;
lying down than when he wur standin up. ! !
His eyes were like ontu two huckelber- 4.
Fies es tu color an size, stuck deep inter !
q big ball oE red putty. Ef he'd been :
killed an billed in hogshsd owe Iys, :
he'd made soap emf ia q washed away | :
the sins of whole know ns1hin con-
greasionaI aistract-oongre&z law :
yeFs, WIN msn, an all. he dress'd his :
self tW kill, @n rid monstrous big black !
boss seventeen hans high, an nj ontu :
seventeeH feet long. When I got done :
With him hts psrporshuns war changed :
--he wurnt over tea bans high, aR es !
long es one owe ole nallnis sarmints.- )
] he'd gathered an hid tuss rate lot owe !
fox Are, all Feddy TO USE Well, ons mite =
/ found this black king hoss hitohed 10 :
q sWingin limb, in "sink hole,' not fur
ahlnd ole Clapshaw's house, an he s0ar
0vsT the HoaRtGtH collscgta stoTs dfbts; :
30 TUX OF the doctors squar bodied !
saddil bags and sarched en-, an knk all :
the docterin truck outen the viaIs an :
boxes, and paarsd hit inter his haif-fall =
big botsd owe whiskey, shuck hit up !
good, and jiss dFenehed the darnsd big !
dromeiaEy hoss With the last spoonful. )
Hit waE the biggest mixtry owe q dost
sTaT tuck by man ur beast, saptin owe :
nay soda / stole set oye pillow gears
oatsn the stable, au pat on she ole Slack !
sspatient,o now laboTin ondeE ny per- :
skripshun wort it beyaut common doc
teFin ? !; than | tied Jumps ova fox fFa +.
all over the harness, inter bis name, an !
onser his years. He looked~~ths old :
black deYil did--like onter 4 star lite }
nite, ur convention ore big litanin bugs | Z
mixed With s0attsred camp Ore. Bot i.
bis looks waTnt nathin tu bis feelius :
afora he got dun with hit, Vt am eng
Judge ore medicine mixed With 50 erfal .
skssr an . pOwfm site eve geoa oa haEh- :
tin. Thea / spiioea ou&R che oadss aide
oys bis tail big jins owe cane, packt J
full ore vet powder, with The open aind :
rsfs~~his-~hia he'd. Nov. I meant
III lite hit, an start hlm on his travels
With . tree top fast ta the swlugie tree .
bqt th0E I'D fuss sRsak up Ia the hoas
81 see wha4 yer gRina Ga, ~ what saw
aissrsd ny plans uitely. Iapesk must
: Mzada q nlsa; tar whan / peepsd thro
the crack in aha door, thar war Sicily
ainging ont bed quilts oaten d biz chist,
but abe LETT ii her akeer baskn vita
two hundred aigs Sd paper ove LAMP
black aadax sh@ 4ttI n gss s,sx,.d E1,ss / I