Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1858-09-29
200 Fast VS.. Too Slow.
ACT I.--SCENE I.

ACT I.--SCENE 1.
Enter -Ur Fogy, ouAjfag bachwuy1s
and ,tortce<9'dy IN tie porIor Of h:S pGy'-
sonogo.
Oh, this crazy world! this crazy
world everything goes by ste&m, ex-
ccpt what runs by lightning Hark !!
there is q screech as if hundred dev-
lis screamed at once, 2nd then a roar,
and the rattle OF wheels, and q train of
cars rush by like a comet endowed
with life. Everything is on the high
pressure system. I verify Lelicvc shat
the earth is locomotive, with yolca-
noes for a smoke pipe, and the ccles-
tials have built railroad to 'seternal
smash" and We arc al aboard the tram
with a crazy devil fer engineer, with
tbs brakemeE all drunk OF asleep =
How can 3 respectable old gentleman
live on this planet? Everything is in
a whirl. Business men, politicians,
lawyers, everybody but clergymen,
seem in brain fever, and even a few
of the clergy are forever talking about
progress. progress! until life has become
a great scramble to get ahead. What
shall | do? ] wish that I could get in
to one of those planets that only turn
round once IN seven years. Wouldn't
old ocntIomon5 Oro ,oor of ool,,, tu,;
liobf, two ,,nory and . ho}f nr n;oh+,
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for he societv for n,nno;- "n, Geneth +1 asen'
and haye como - ia,, o,,,. on n', , vie a4os
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