The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1858-04-14
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ora etophIlcu victim of unpsquittsd I've


! Ill throw myself into
! The deep bfiny ocean.
/ Where nIudwheels and eAt-ffsh
On my body shsll riot,
I AID founders and fiat fish
4 Wiiluse me for dict;
! 1heH-soundly II; slumber
Beneath tht rough biows
! Aud crabs without uunher
Shall cravlcer my pillow.
/ PAT's SpEEcH-"0;h, Jamie. did yea nissf
hear Nv my great speech afcrc the Hibsrnsn
Society,""
"So, Pat how shouldl for su-s was not
on the ground"
/ "Well Jamie, you see was called upon ny
the ilibernian SOciety for speech: and, be ja-
bcrs, rose with the enthusiastic cheers OF thou-
sands, with my heart overhowing with graft
tule, and my eyes filled with tears, and divl
word did spake!'
| DEACON DAY.-Thcrc was deacon in the
town Of New Hampshire, BY the name Of Day
by trade cooper One Sabbath morning lie
heard a number OF boys playing in front bf his
house, and he went out to stop their Sabbath
breaking, Assuming grave countsnancs. hs
said to them: "
"Boys, do yeu know what day this lsf'
ayes, sir, Immediately replied one Of tie boys
Deacon Day, the cooper!"
cCF"A fast youth having crcpt to CHAMBER
window, and looked in upon a young girl ssd
her luvyer who were talking soft nonsense -
each other, Cor more plainly 'courting,D the fact
came subsequently to the knowledge Of the gal
liant, who asked
How could you stoop, sir, to such buRiness?''
'Stoop.' was the icy reply, Il didn'tstoop--
l went up q ladder"
VERY ConREcr.-"Pleasa, Mister, give the q
bundle of hayE"
"Yes my SON sxponny or shilling bundlcr''
"Shilin'"
as it for your &ther?"
''No, guess 'tant--ha(s for the hoa. Ny
father don't eat hay!"
GA clergyman lccturing one afternoon 10
his female parishonerS said: "Be not proud
that our Lord paid your sex the distinguished
honor Of appearing first to female after the
resurrection, for it was only done that the glad
news might spread the sooner"
PRETTY Goop.--An exquisite compliment
was paid the other evening to lady in our preA
sence. She had just swallowed petite glass
OF wine, as gentleman in the company asked
for TASTE
ats all gone," said she laughing, unless yoa
will take some Of it from my lips"
II should be most happy" he replied, ''but
never take sugar with my winc!'
0rPeople have queer reasons for doing things
sometimes. A friend OF ours Joined church tha
7 other day, because he was 80 fond Of sacretI
music and the ice cream Of it is he rdns away
with the idea that he is religious. What mis-
take. 1t is not the Lord that such men wish To
worship, but a bass viol and pair of flutes. c
Gr-"Husband, why did yon destroy all nv
sweet Williams in the garden, aud leave all the
bouncing Betsy's?'
'Because the Bctsy's are all favorites ofinine
and wont have any sweet Williams about my
premises" -tt
0crsThe last Society spoken ofin California is
the "Pay Nothings," II is said to be alarmiugly :
prosperous. The pass word is 'Scnd me dol.
Ilar,"--the response, "Broke." We fear thers
is 4 branch started in Cadiz.
docs smoking offend you?' asked an Amer.
lean landlord of his newly arrived boarder.
"Not at all, SIR"
II am very glad to hear it rs your chimney ls
given to the practice"
0IrA correspondent sends us small pasra
which he says he 'compozzed awl hisseif" We
give one verse:
The sqiri he is purity burd,
Its got kurIe tale;
| He stol awl mi daddix korn,
And ct it On d rale,
GArIf you want to catch m ce piaco sweet
meats in your mouth on going to bed. and keep
your mouth wide open. When you feel the
whiskers Of the mouse, bite!
CtFWerc young men permitted to get MARI
red when they first feel passion for muslin and
calico, one half of the heridifery diseases that
the human family art afflicted with would bs
annihiiated
01TMrs Muggins:--"How's your husband.
dear?"
Mrs. Wggins:-"0h he's in bad state"
Mrs. M:-"What state, pray?'
Mrs. W:--"The State Prison.
0~7-If you wish to grow wealthy, get MARI
ried. What it costs to support one vice vii
keep six children. H.,
l-Talk about your Congress- water and ssa
bathing! There is nothing the Lord ever In.
vented fer the health equal to- virtuous wo-
man.
0ErSome one says--'sf yott arc young man
take my advce-dont marry an au,horess don't
unite yourself to a scrbbler.
OF The young lady who was accused ofbreak-
ing young mans heart, has been bound overin
the bond Of matrimony to keep the pieess
05-Loye your neighbor as yourself viii.
liam Henry says he does and more than ever
since Lib Jones lives next door.
G-"DO you go in for the Maine Liquor
Law? 5
"Why partly yes and partly no--f goes ID ~
the Liquor but not for the Laws