The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1858-03-27

JCH RITEEC NATJfE
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/ .asKIa ARACk WITH HAwIDOw.gsIae ia,
/ Oh. nereiful, Jehosophat. and biz onions.
what time pye had WITH that Nidder.' We
chartered an omnibus for two. On ChristmASS.
and atarted. q. Widdrf. Said I. where shalrwe
ro top d She blnshed and said she didn't liz Q
70 saw. j toldlhe she must ssy.s -. -,
well. Jehuel. Il you insist upon Il, and
/ am to have nv choice, | had rather 20 to
church. ~ eiai5# ,lgI asdf estasS "
what for, viddef?, said I. fiaa bznt
sob, Jehusl, how can you ask me 2'.n ,a.,
sWell-( -(blushing redder than beef-oh,
Jehuel, I can't stand it!' ,ia9h sHs q
sOh, pshaw, widder, spit Il out; what do
YOU mean p ~ s',r ,,,a,.a say, vss
The widder riled. She billed right over
like Quart Of milk on the IRE, and burst
out With ssfsl 20 saFtll o7s % eafWl :,
sIf YOU can't understand me-, YOU'RE .
heartless brute, 80 you are r, gf ysafs,3
sHold your horses said /. whats all
this about? Pm not brute, nor never was;
and If man called me that, I'd boot him
sure.' 45ssFsl o. .e0lieA sa3 ca Eiiim xil
land then / billed right over, and unbutton-
cd my coat collier to keep me from Dustin. of
my buttons. The widder saw was going
to explode, or else collapse my wind pipe,
and she flung her arms around my neck, put
her lips to mine, aud then cooled right down.
sJehuel, dear,' said she in an ipsiniyatin'
way, and q voice as sweet as hand organ,
sJehuel, honey, l wanted to 20 to church to
get mar--no, II can't say it eli, you finish the
word. Jehuei. sweet, se,h s,'s{s asla vses
,sWhat word, marm?' sts ia ssso! 30,
EsOh, Won stupid Jehuel, dear. l mean the
word married love- 's6't&A ts'n b27a ,a!'ej']
asMarried, widder = said I, did you moan
that ~ sharast, lfsz1s. <ssssrc eaI s4ssd Sc
sIndeed did, Jehuel, lovev 80. f.-. -,
Look here marm, my name isn't Jehu,,el
Love, nor Jehuel Dear, nor Jehuet. Sweet, I'd
have YOU to know. And / won't bet mar.
ried to nobody but one, and you are not the
she 2. .n,7. .f,.4 s..r,, s..-,s-sa.s,4 f,...
Oh, pewter pennies, but didn't she rave
She made one dash at me; lodged, and she
went butt up against, the upper end Of the
omnibus. Crack went her comb, and smash
went that bran new bonnet that didn't buy
for her. and down she went With her face in
the straw, But ina moment she rose again.
and made one more dash at me. dropped
she went over me, and butted the door of
the omnibus. The strap broke and out she
weut--her gaiter boots higher than her head
as she struck the pavement. a898 s' Il
asDrive onp yelled to the driver. q .sa'n
sWoman oyerboardp cried passing sailor.
sStop that White Coat-breach Of prom.
-reward- -Herald-publish y Shrek ed
the widder. in tones Of mortal agony. while
tears Of blood streamed from her beautiful
nuo nose. o,,i1 F1G7 Us E7l|,. - Ti01 = =
Drive on. drive onp shouted. 90 ao,5gei
tWhere to % asked the driver. 5ua ,hy5ss.
TO Harlem-to Macomb's Dam-any
where. so we escape matrimouy and the
w;dder y 80 :, 10y -. ,-'Js1-~ F7o
He started. 40 did the vidder. and then we
had Il mn the avenne. the buss having the
start Of about hundred Yards. Foot by
foot the wilder gained. Thinks JehueI. Won
are a seoner. I thought it best to tighten
shin. So first | hove overheard the straw.
Stiu 7she gained on me. Then overheard
went the cushions. But still she gained. ~
sMore steam. driver. for mercy's sake :, I
velled. S0-7'' - ~ .7a oTf'T G-1ei'Ie-
sWe are going faster than the law allows
now. he answered. Thirteen miles an hour, )
,Jehosonhat. how the widder did run: she
hove off her bonnet and came up hand over
hand. A thought struck me, SO off with
nv wh;ta coot and Hnno \ r;cbt do,,,n l., bor
path. She sprape upen It like a she panther.
and tore It to pieces. Oh. how thew aev. /
wept to see II 90, but life is sweeter than a
coat. and nv tailor ia MAKING mi, a new one.