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now have the satisfaction 10 fnd their vines
unliarned BY frost, and in full vigor and health
ready for their Spring werk. But just here,
let Us give another word Of counsel. Daat
taise up gozr pines 100 soont BY lying oa the
ground, especially il under The shelter Of d
high and tight fence, the bals viii begin g
start much earlier than il ted up 10 the trellis.
and exposed % cold winds and fFeezing nights.
If raised from the ground too soons those
tender buds viii be in danger OF blasting. Cur
advice is, therefore. that you gradually remove
their Winter protection early IN this iaanih,
but keep the vines on Inc ground uutil colt
weather has actually passed away. Tdea lift
tbs canes eArefllly, taking pains not to break
off any Of the tender buds, and tie them se-
enrely to the bars or wires Of the ueilis. Ia
this Wag-as We know from experiences yoa
will be quite sure Of an abundant and early
crop Of grapes.-B.
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&e-..TerEna: ona DoIar ana Flftz cents in advance
BEDFORD. PA. FRIDAY. APRIL q, 1858.

dictates of III honest purpose. Hedi9 not leg
islate for popularity, nor for pay, nor for any
individual advantage ii any way. He adyoca-
ted and offsssd public measures on tile ground
of what be esasidered to be their merits. His
judgments may have been clonded By passion
o. partisan feeling. as. no doubt, at times they
we're, bat Ws.geiiere be was always true to bis
.conyietians Qf ganality aud corruption il
Legislation IS had an instructive abhorance, and
during be 'hlsty years Of his Senatorial life,
we 10 not think tue perfect integrity Of his
votes on all subjects, whether Of public Of
private character, vas ever iinpugnod. In this
respect lis examPle is worthy Of attention Of
all rising men, who, il this bal4ing ara CT ecr-
ruption. are likely to be tested by seyerer temp
taiions that tlae statesmen Of the past. WHAT
ever else j. uaAiaaiaable IL reputation to a leg
islatoF. The pr+Rd distinction Of integrity Is De-
yond no mans FeaoIi, and it Is virtue that is
not likely 70 ioF4 any Of its lus;er by being too
comIuol.
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FOLLOWING Il SHARK.


SOME fime ago, a gentleman and one Of lis
servants, stalWart negro, went fishing fot
rock on the Bay shore, about ten miles from
fhis city. They cast their hooks aud Iiaes and
waited fer bite. The big darkey, afte.
wadiBe out some feet from tie shore, tied tic
line aronnd his body. His master told Eim
there was danger in doing SO bat tbo sable
fisherman suspected no difficulty cr accident.
Soon old shark, real old sea-dog, came
along and swallowed the bait Nith d good
relish, aud saIabo held the line with frn
grasp. The powerful fish, however, drew bia
gradually out in deep water, wlien iinding bat
be was ID danger Of being carried cut 10 sea,
IN order to cut tue line he made desperate
grab at bis knife, which was fastened s0 his
head half shut, portion Of his hair being be-
tween the blade aud tie hsndle, but ii vas
too late. The hungry monster Of tho deep, bg
a rapid movement slackened the line and
dashed fuIiously out from tie shore, followed
By the darkey, who alternately disappeared
Beneath the waves and rose 10 the surface,
grabbing at his kuife as he rushed along with
estlightning speed 10 he wake of the shark.
lie was seen At the distance of nearly aife,
IS he occasionally rose to tie surface, but soon
disappointed entirely far beyond the reach Of
assistance, and victim u lis own hazardous
daring and impradenl teulcsity.- Soattern
.7rgus.
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EAsHRuL Mn.

Ne never Set saw genuine baslfcl naa
that was rot lile soul of honor. Though such
may blush ats sfamniei, and ssifug their
shoulders ankRrdly, unable 70 throw forth
with case tie tteaghs that they would express,
yet commend thea to as ftr lrieu Is.
There are Gae fouches ii their characters
that tIaIe Will niioW and bsiueont; perceptions
IS delicate as faintest tipt is to TIC unfolae5l
rose, and their a9aghts are Huae tie less
refined and beegifa! shat they 90 not flow
With tho iinpe,uasity Of tho shallow stgeanlet
We are astos stIed thai suGh men are not
appreciated; tha4 ladies wita reall good hearts
aad cultivated inteitects, Will fe@arl he
sllluf Sir Mustacbia Brain!ess With smiles
AID tsgat;aa, aacaas4 he eau lold Sha8l
gfaoe9aly. aa bandg eesa ifaeuis ai5t
lafFIan eleegue wbilo they viii not eon-
deseeea 70 teok ePan tha worthier naa who
feels ior them fHgefefise 50 great thar his
erery 6ute glands is worship.
lie who i basefGl III tue presence Of ladies
Is their defender eeH 5e loose t0agIo Of tle
sI..,,s}..7~ .#.asl y 80 ei.a. isi-4.l4is q,lsa.
boasts ot cuAqaosts, or uaFcS to talk glby of
failings that exist 10 his Imagination alone; his
checks viii flush witA resentment his eyes fash
with anger, to hear the name Of woman coupled
with i coarse oath; aud lie who would die 10
defend them, is least bonured ~ the majority
OF our sex.
Who ever heard Of a hashful Iibertine2 Tae
anomaly was never seen. Ease aud elegance
are bis requisites; upou bis lips sit fattery,
ready to play court alike to blue eyes gaJ
blackj lie is ueser nonplussoI, lie never blushes
For a eIauce lie il in raptures for word he
would professelly lay down lis life. Yet it is
he who fiis our vie ely deus vita wrecks Of
purity, it is he who profsncs the holy name Of
mother, desolates tie shrine where domestic
happiness il thrope3, ruins the heart that
trusts in hin, poliutos she very air lie breathes,
and al unaey theluaSk Of polished gentleman
Ladies, word 10 your ear; have you lovers,
and would you possess worthy husband !
Choose him whose deiicacy Of deportmeni.
Shose sense OF yoar wofla leads lin TO stand
aloof, while Others crowd around you. II he
brushes, stanlmefs even al your approach, con-
slider item as SO many signs of bis exalted
opinion Of your sex. If he IS retiring and
MODEST, let BOT a thousand fortunes weigh him
down IN The balance, for lepcud upon It, with
him your life viii bo happier with poverty,
than many another surrounded by the spendor
Of palaces -.urS. Nary n. Dsantsoa.
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From The yAtsp York Trt5uae.
TIEONiS HART BEY'0N.

lsIUnl3 ndiai llll!GA.
u the death Of Mr. Benton, the country
loses one Of rs marked public characters He
was man Of great force, but that force was OF
personal rather than OF an Intellectual na-
turc. An Intense individuality characterized
all that he said aud did, His frame was large,
bis health robust bis nature burly. lie vas
trEeulent, energetic, intrePid, wilIful and iu-
aomitable He always wore resolate and de-
terlnined air, and. simply viewed as an aaiiaai, !,
possessed very commanding aspect. He
strobe into public life with these qualities ali
prominent ami briStIing. Whenever he shone,
-he shone in the exhibition Of them His in-
tellesfual powers always appeared q sabsidia-
rY; they never took the lead, never appeared
to be the propelIiag force 10 any of tic mark
ed epoehs Of his life The leading points Of
his career were lis land reform measure, lis
opposition to the old United States Banis, 1i.
expuneng resolution, his var On Ar. Cahoen
after hi, Disappointment IN the Succession 70
the I'resi}ency, aud his hostility to TO Coai-
~ emile measures cf 1880. In ali these oos-
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FYIl. sPEAKING.

The following anccdote is related Of the late
j. J Guraey, by one. who as Il child, was
often one OF his family circle:
One night remember + wel--I received
severe lesson on the sin Of evil speaklng-
Severe / thnught it then, and my heart rose IL
chidirg auger ogainst him who gave it but l
had not lived long enough in this world 10
know how much mischief child's thoughiless
talk may do, and how often it happens that
takers run of the straight lae Of ruth. S.
did not stand very high in nay es,eeme, aud 1
was about to speak further % her failngs Of
temper. la few moments my eye caught a
look Of such calm and steady displeasure, that
| stopped short. There was no mistaking the
meaning Of that dark, speaking eye It brought
the color to my face, and ceLfusiou and shame
to my heart. was silent for few moments,
when Joseph John Gurney asked very grsvely,
'Dost thoa know any good thing to tell US
of her
did not answer; aud the question was more
seriously asked
80 yes; know soma good things, but
ssWoald il not have been better, then, to
relate ho7o good things, than to have told US
that which would lower Der in our esteem -
Since there is good to relate, would ID uot be
kinder to .bo silent or the evil Charity re-
ioiccth not in iniquity,' thop knowes,."
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1858-04-23

CURIosTrIEs.--A plate Of butter from tie
cream of joke.
\ hair from cabbage head
snail quantity of tar supposed t. have
beeu left where The Israeltes pitched their
tents.
An original brush used il painting the signs
Of the times
A bucket of water from all's WELL
Soap with which man was washed over
beard.
Tie pencils with which Britannia ruled the
wave.
\ portion Of the yeast used in raising the
wind.
a dilue from the moon when she gave change
for the last quarter.
The saucer belonging to tie cup of sorrow.
a fence made from the railing Of scold-
lug wife.
The chair in which the sun set.
A backle 70 fasten a laughing stock.
Eggs from a nest Of thieves.
Hinges and locks from the trunk of au
elephant.
a sketch from politicians views.
The jewel extracted from an editors con-
sistency.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1858-04-23

A STRONG MINDED Lazy. 4 handsomely
dressed lady entered a broker Office Yesterday
afternoon, in Walnut street, near third. IIag-
ing crossed the threshold, she asked fora Young
man employed there: Young tian was zarusnon-
esi accordingly, He came forward h5wing anu
smiling, WiiiIe young lady, in equally apparent
cordiaIity, advanced to hin aud extended her
left hand. Young gentleman was about 10 take
young lady, LEFT hand il his right Is he
made tue necessary motion 10 40 Il, o,youag iadg's
eoaitonaaeo changed lis expression; she seized
him by the neck tic. slightly checked lis res-
plraaon, and drawing jaekass whip, She
brought down a shcver Of blows 0pan his back
that made the hapiess youth dance ike CIT
upon 2 hot stove, aud cut Spring It5salantbat
cost fifteen dollars, into about shiilfngs aogfIl
81 second class caFpes rags. Hariag iaiSaod
mp the 'liekiag, young lady resumed her ami
fs'tt E---- sses issal5Sssssis1 Srzzs7r,
the fonnces of her silk skirt describing an an
gie Of forty-dge degrees as sha did 81. Sae
then went into neighboring segar store aud
requested the attendant 10 strap the instrument
Of torture in paper. The lady was rather Bret-
ty, Of decidedly genteel appearance, aud stated
70 the segar man that sho had been .'thleshiag
a puppy who bad iusul:ed herr There's q
woman foI you. Philadelphia NORTH liner
icaa.
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The n. 2. Pieayane Of the 30th ultimo says
taal singular funeral traiapas~ed ,$ Dlaga,les
s'feefon the day previous, on lis way 10 0ae Of
ie 4ih s.istrIct cem4teries. eila y7ou4;.f. .us,or
llld ionsly -pefeha1ee a ll.9taer--b7ra ca her
head LITTLE coma containing the body ii q
ehlia q about hge sanlnleys, aud tla sad pzf,s-
sion welsh accompanied her contested Of tlIrei.
woman meatly clad, lallowed BIZ sll4ss nie,.
Aegef seieFe were our eyes wilnass of sacit ].
ss5af sl'sfft. tit4i ths pearer ut tha fstfIs
cerPSe was ne cifiet moasneF c9nla not ~
Goi'5ted, aud yet Il must have been her fapo
'o tAas convey the departed ano to is sileat
rest. ter We caa scarcely imagine that lie men
wac joined 10 the procession failed to teude.
thelr services a. bearers of the bodg.
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occasion, Mr. Benton did not, however, iuFnisA
'he brains Ct the debate any more than oa pre-
yioas occasions DIR. Seward, and Others q
The opposition, bad done that much more s'rl-
knglY Both in parliamentary taetlcs, - the
exhibition Of personal intreplditg, aud u ndi-
sidnaliiy and manner-wlsieh IN every legisia-
tive contest are Important e!emeuts- Dir. Ben
ton rose superior TO every aiig. lis temper
vas ronsef' and he huiled wrath and deiilace
y his enemies. On question OF parliamentary
i+%' by game ~ immediate conflict VITO Af'
Nlay' WHO had fbe majority OF the Senate ~lth
Ai'n and was deieFnined to carry bis Poh'.--
alF De1'on me- ann |i'l equal resolutions
@la @5h coll e9g tesoeI'y that caused us
anssseaHst 70 reoede aud yield the peiat from
o"''si4efa''oas q e1Eedieaey. Pr. beatos
was allowed bis way' alter hours oil violent
struggle AMI ! n'shl's dsli5etaiion q ilie ana
laritY' Il was, 70 very great extept5 tfi-
pnpA OF his iigtislag qaajlties. B9ote OF Ms,
slssfppl entered very largely into that debate,
*'ss pef~isted u doggtne aiii attaching b4n-
/ 'oa' behtoA' " iast' bate hun steps Aa @2nid
beer no more ot his iasel's. foote continued
'e the same STRAIN. Benton fese from his scar
aha s79de difee'ig i9~ard foeie' as 4 10
'hfo'ee iiih on ne spot, toofe he'd aad i32n !
tea was eaeeke@i au5 Feote never ai'efei t'e
'isl'e of Denton aiieFsoFa u 'at seoate. U
ano'hes occasion dF, benton iaia h'nseif out
= "l'A'A 'l'' oa.log''' lie ga . via all1i'
= oa' 6i' 9a' @.9o'' a's ''i-'ea3ef, rs Fi''-
- '''-,'-s' 4.- ss,o's o'.7.,.'es' w
9, ~ -s.S'-.,' 90 '.''' 80 go.
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! NARNlSG, The Louisville Demoe, X
Colonel Robert Alexander died % the 2..,h
INST. at the City Farm, the effect Of dissipation
He was wtiite-hoaded Old n4a Of seyenfy-sfx
yeais, whose tile was wci aud honorably
earned, having served uader General uarriso.I.
aud hsvlng been present and taking an active
part in the battle OF Iippeeanoo, At which time
lie reeeivd ono Wouad in the hand. He belonss
to a respectable and wealthy family in Paris,
Ky, but neither his espeetabilitg in ether
days, respeetability Of his friends nor his COM
try in the Northwestern struggle, could save
hin from the destroyer. He died. an object
Of pity, IN the Work-Loaze.
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q : fashionable lady in Buffalo Is going to
have house built soon on Que Of the best Sizes
~ town, Everything about il is TO be su5inla-
ted and splenaiferous. There is to be a Porto
Rico in front, pizarro in the rear, and
lemonade al around il. The water is 70 eoIne
IN Al the side Of the house in an anccdote, tue
lawn IN front is to te degraded, and some large
fresh trees are to be suppantod into the Erie
IN therear. This IS the same lady who told
Gov. Clinton how remarkably stormy it is apt
to be when the sun is passing tke 'Penobscot.'
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1858-04-23
CH4RLES L.7.nB'S W.aR.YI.N'G.

Charles Lamb, genius and d duuknd, tells
sad experience as warning to men, in tho fol-
lowing language.
'sThe waters have gone over rue. But out
of the black depths could be heaed, would
cry to all those who have but set foot in the
perilous food. Could the youth to whom the
favor of his first wine is delicious A. the OPEN
lug scenes of life, or the entering npon newly
discovered paradise, look into my desolaiion and
be made understand sIIat a dreary thing ii is
when man shall feel himself going down .
precipice with open eyes and a passive wil--;o
ste his destruction and have no power to stop
it aud yet was not able to forget time when
it was otherwise; bear about the piteeus specta-
Gle Of his own ruin; conld he see my .oyerish
eye, feveFisled after last nights drinking, aud
feYerishly looking fol 10 nights repetition Of
the folly; could he but feel the body of death
out OF which cry hoarly to be deiiYered--it
were enough TO make him dash the sparkling
beverage to the earth in all the pride Of its
mantling tempiatiou,n
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1858-04-23

Near the village OF Lockport, rich
farmer some years ago, adopted fright eyed
little orphan companion for his ouly
daughter. The protege was treated with kind
ness by her new parent As time passed on,
remarkable Resemblance began to make lis ap-
pearaace between the two children, til now,
both being eighteen years of age, they are So
similar 10 SIZE habit aad expression OF eoun-
tenanee thatit is almost impossible to distin-
gaish them aparl
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1858-04-23

File distiliery Of Mitchell & NIolby, lately
erected at 81. Joseph, Missouri, is probably
the most extensive Ia the world The ,n4chiuerg
j. Immense, comprising two engines, one Of
eighty and one Of forty-horse power, three
boilers; four feet in diameter, t8enty-six feet
long, and four dues in each; Two fy-wheels,
one twenty feet in dianeter, weighing eight
thousand pounds, and one sixteen feet in lialne-
ter, weighing SIX thousaaa pouads Il oor-
salnes oa6 Thousand two hundred bushels
Of grain per day, and tuans out one hundred
barlels of vsiiskey. Ii can saell four tIlousai,a
bushels Of corn in ten hours. Tie worm i SIX
hundred anu tisty feet III Length, seven inches
70 diameter at the base, and three at the mouth:
the tuh n which il is contained is twenfy-four
Feet liigh and twelve il di4lneter; the sllll i
tfeaiy y-eigat feet high twelreln diameter; aud
there are eleven beer-tubs that contain eleven
thoasaaa gallons each.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1858-04-23

All mankind are happier for having been
happy SO that ii you can make them happy
now, you may make them happy for many
years hence BY the mnnory Off
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1858-04-23

Winchell, the clown, accidentally jostled an
Irsllman one day in public room, when Pad
dy remarked:
You are DO gentleman
i know that sud Winohell, 'bat don't
see how such : fool as you came to know it,
But, says Paddy, every one says So.
s0f course, you heard some one say so, or
you would not have known it,
Paddy slopea.
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VOL. 81. NO. II.


Very funny stories are talaof the process of
sofyirg acaIl of the Il, ). Senate, an hour af
two after nidaigat, GU Senators who had gene
home and 70 bed. The Sergeantat- AFais,
accompanied by carriages, rode aronnd the ciy
and collected the dcserters, poaeeably il tie
could, hut foFcSblg il be must Sam Houston
was captured 1t tie Kirkwood House, t4kea
from his bed and carried growing 10 tsla Uapi-
tol. Whea called upon f,F an excuse for his
absence, lie grArely requested the Senate 10 ir-
form him what excuse it had TO offer for the
outrage it hal committel upon bis personri
rights, bY dragging iiim from bis bed At thar
untimelg hour. He protested that he woald not
be pacided until the Senate apologised 10 hita
Seuator Clay, Of Ala, kept his doors locked.
and aefed the crgeaat-aE-Arms. Generally,
however, the absentees surrendered themselves
With good grace, and quorum was obtained
Ut o,c.oek in the morning.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1858-04-23

There IS world whore storms never
intrude-a haven u safety against the tempests
Of life--a little woild Of enjoyment ard love,
Of innocence aud tranquility. Suspicious are
not there, nor the venom OF slander. When u
man enteleth il be forgets his sorrows aud cares,
and disaptointments; be opens his heart to con-
fdenee ard pleasures, not lAingle with reniorse.
This worll il the home Of virtuous and
anliable mother.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1858-04-23

-Aq exchange tells a story Of negro boy
who fell nto hogshead of nolasses, and won
ders ii they licked him, when they took him
out
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1858-04-23

very fat man, for the purpose Of quizzins
DR.. --, Of ", asked him 10 prescribe
for bis complaint, which he declared was
sleeping with lis mouth open
"Sir,' said the doctor, 'syouG disease is
ircQra5le. Your skin IS too short, SO that,
when you shut your eyes your mouth opens. 2
Atone Of the Partisan schools, il was rare
occurrence for the students TO have fresh bresd
fol breakfast Que morning, smoking rolls
were placed upon ths table. Hold cried one
Of the ssadents, as the waiter was cleaning tue
table, sleaes the remainder Of those rolls until
tomorrow. We want fresh rolls to-nonog,
too
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1858-04-23

What melancholy spectacle it is to see =
young maa wandering through the streets Of
strange city, alone 10 the crowds, solitary ia the
muliifudes, meeting no extended hand, nc
smile af welcome, destitute Of monay and frierd4
ard with corrs and tight boots on bis feet
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1858-04-23

WHy are lawyers Ike a lazy man IN bed ii
the morning.
Ans Because they lie first gu rne s:das
aad then tarn over and lia on the ether.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1858-04-23

! Word Foa THE GRAPE FINE.-1f our
'7laefs followed the advice given IN the .4gri-
,o''erlsf, last Fall, they laid their grape vines
- Tue ground, at the approach Of Winter, aud
.'te'cd them with little coarse litter or a few
''f 9oughs And having done SO, they viii
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1858-04-23

Almost every lnaa wastes part Of his ilie IN
attempts 70 display qualities which be docs not
possess, and to gain applause which be Garnet
keep.
Smyrna times., 1858-02-11

GT gentleman presented lace collar to
the object OF his alteration. and, IN jocular
way said, :" Do not let any one else rumple it,"
"No' DEAR" said the lady, =" will take it of"
RJ6F Jones has discovered the respective na-
iure of a distincton and difference. He sa ys
ithat"a little difference freqsentIy makes
macy enemiee-wh hile." ,ttle distincnon" a.
tracts hosts of friends TO the one on whom it il
"" My,beat.g,Suid distinguished >gep.
tleman to his wife, IL hear much about the
age OF PerIkles. What are. Perkles!"
OF" Father" said boy in theatre " ain'l
that band-box Where The musicians are -
OF The CONSUMPTION Of spais in Paris ha,
lpsfeastd loISdch 90 extent as to seriously in
jure The oyster trade A whole side ofthe new
tish market Is devoted to these delicacies.
!G5- A, London paper suggests that the cele
braled Mr., Spurgeqn be engaged to preach Il
the LevIathan, as he has had greater practic
thanauy- one of the present. day in - InOviat
masses"