The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1858-03-06

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green erseeicna e1 bena. iDuosl6. an1 sD;,;f'
called snA1e ~ kIoanassS 11feye sfssr -
|previ0usly turSe6 into bceun ~ - Z xsSs
W wonder not thak R1f aSitfs II J. S.zs1..sss
are resnrte6 10 ~ ths uaelIs lIsnl,,S. r. ~.
to evdde the ndissnee q tho laf q s'sS'
The smoker often % eoolIv neoo..a.
when you are shut up ! stafs s1sssS Z, .
Ichan1ber with Aisy 10 Gtusn nyeni intega -
and does il ~ politely, With, II - vor,
pardon, Of hope cigar don3t o&end yo.-s
that i i diiisult % saj yon d;slike Il. and
impossible TO quarrel.
A Frenehman, however, ~ zee b. The
Paris Ratrie, hit upon deysce 10 dodos
being smoked. which is original. "A nartv
of slx took places on the railroad from
Hayre TO Paris, and were but IS ose con-
psTtnsent. Al soon as they stnfted. fye ~
them, according to usage, took fro1 c;rsv
pouches, cigars, and began to liehta na2eh
to kindle them. a young man than took
bold oi the one who was striking the light.
ana erred out, sHeavensi what would you do
Monsieurp .You see, sir, was the cooi -.
Ply, would light my cigar sWhat for2 =
what 70 do2. be added, in agony, apparently
lntenser. 'Smoke,' was the response. sOh.
dcns smoke; please don't smoke, cried the
aRti-smOker, IN increasing aGeuy; tsss that
sacK Detween my legs-it is p0wderI An |.
taxing contraband to my brother-in- lawr--
'Diagle, said the smoker, you arc good
man sor telling us OF i, and The aInrseffs
was extingmshed, and the cigars Eeturuedto
inc p0nchct. ss ,.ssss ~ ys.ss,f3 4. 4,
me smokers, however, were 80 indignant
NJ nemg thus deprived Of their cigars, that
~ =. tne next station they called upon po-
iicemans and reported the contraband pow
der-man. The police began to arrest him,
anu 20 open n.s sack, IN which, were found
nothing but che'aisetfcs, handkerchiefs, &C.,
&c. Inc smokers, yet more indignant, re-
Proacnea MN ior falsehood. His defense
was, 'Cigars make me cruelty sick. IL 1
nao askea ,nem not to smoke, because Of
my ni-heaitn, tney would have laughed at
my eneminacy My only protection was the
powder ruse. 8 asa
some years SINCE, on the kanawha, (Va.l
We were participating in richer scene than
TINS. Twelve OF US, hot summer morning,
were put INTO big stage coach to start for
crossing the mountains The old coach vas
reeking with dead tobacco smoke. The sun
was pouring down it's rays in intense heat.
Six segars were lit, all Of bad quality, and
one pipe. Every man, as be began, begged
pardon OF hrs neighbor, shopcd smoke did
not offend him.; but yet began, without
further palarer, to smoke, and smoke and
smoke. We had not journeyed far before
stencil arose, which arrested everybody's
attention, and which soon began to be in
terS Il : - ~ aI.n,,.s, =, sne mat
exclamat;ons A. last uhen .La ns somnon ..n;,n
or ali was pioued tosthe n.mnst y rnry
n,,;e, nan =, H. ~
1ery ciyiiv. Il s,nnnss is. ,nv .ss.s.:J, .oay ss
q hoo vonr n,rdan oon,ia.s,. ' + L":. !.
don't offend anyhod,. + should H. ~, Ups ~. -
~ - he d;sorrseahia ~ anrhoar !, ti.sta h
tidal Assafe,;d.p rxsl.;,..d 49,. s.hs-
body. and assafat;as nsda eso.rhoj, 80. -.
and s;cker. as evervbodx % thon.h. ~ ssSfeI sSteI
t;da. The on;et cool co,iootaa s;an;saas.
and half lansb;n, , n,Dnar s - ~, ns ssua.
however. soon dsrslnnoa III. ;n.as.s, ;s..,
mean;nc: and be eInia;rod III h;a,salf Jf. .oou oou
yarx nnI;,six !, s.,.;,.a. p ''' '''A iuN'e1 'oo"
si;entlemen. al ,n og ErcG.h,n,, ,..~.I-
;no in yonr hs.ns;fri oo.S,.s Tt. as. ~
~ all nropnd mo Is bew;,ch;no Von. ~
hacco Lille mo bara hao,, ., 3, e..
tense acnp;es from, na,.es r;d;nr -ae.;th
Won. i lid mot comnia;n e.. lna-- w.. ra.'
wonld think me ,fa.t;a;o.. InA.aa
tboucbt 7 conld stand ranr s,,oLa - 49,,
could stand mv asafetiin. 81 = 49,
sThat,s too cood., excla;raa ore o,,d
then another. and tho smok.r.' +, ,ha 80
best of temner. threw awav thor o;ss,. "ns
ali logged on then harm on;onsIv ,oss,hsr N
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ANhGDonE ofg gls1 AzARiAn WRIGHT. I
From HAIRS History OF Vermont. we take
TINS story. Aiiuding to the anecdote, Mr..
Han says: ~
Capfam wright, or as ne was familiarly
called, Uncle 'kiah,' Was an Ethan Allen
on small scale. lie was bold, rough. in
dependent and outspoken. The singular
reckiessness OF his character was often mani
tested IN acts as thoughtless ns they were
strange. When the Kev. Joseph Bullen
was nrst settled nj y estminster, Uncle
'kian, who was church member IN good
stanaing, adhered strongly to the cause OF
the Rev. MIR. 0oodell, whose evil conduct
had induced him to depart secretly from
thetown. Hls antipathy TO Mr. Builen was
as great as ms friendship Tor Mr.: Gooden
was strohS. ooIar dia ne carry DIS disiike
10 tne iofmer, as TO admmister to him
tweaA ol the nose, euii on the eheek, and
many otner enormlties. Tor which he was
prosecuted, nned ana put under bonds to
Keep the peace. Notwithstandlng these
punlsnmen,s, ne committed another Assault
upon AIR. Dulen, ~ consequences OF which,
lhe enureh q, resolved 20 excommanicafe their
repeiiious member. on the sunday aP-
pointed 1or TINS purpose, Incie kiah made
MS appearance ~ Cnurcn, duig equipped
with his rusty Queens Arms% nth which
ne paced the aisle during the Whole OF the
time OF service. AS the exercise was clos
ing, AIR. buiien drew forth the letter OF
excommanicasion, exc ana as ne did 20, Uncle
,kiah stopped m ms military mareh and
JIncla ,I,;ob Lronoht tba1 onn ~ H. shnnIj.r
The minister began to read. y N
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