The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1858-05-27

thcv yits inter tribulashun they nos nuthin
but TO shut thur eyes, beler, an back an
keep backn. We'll, when ole Sock found
his self in darkness when he raised his he'd,
he made wun lunge agin the house that
shook tho daubin out, then he fo,ch a Lcl
Ter us mout been hearn mile, an then sot
inter IN oncnlin sistim owe backin. a biz
crawii,h wur no whar. Fust agin wun
thing, then over 4 anuther, among which
wus the bee bench, an dozen stands owe
bees. This knokin down thar bench fotch
out all the bees, f,in mad the whole ar
wur full owe en-, rcdy tu pich inter cny
thing what moved. The hous sot onter
slopin groun, and the yard dore wur even.
with hit; so Sock jist backed in ondcr
bubble he'd ove stemc, BLOWN and baw-
lin, an the leder owe the biggest army owe
bees ever seed out at wun time they flI'd
the baskit, they lodged onto his tale till hit
war cs thick cs q waggin tung, an strate up
n thear at that, lookin sorter like dcd
pine kivercl with ivy. They war in fac all
over i'm, an at work with all thar mites, a
maxim i'm feel good an hot an improvn his
temper mitcly. Owe all the durnd times ..
ever hoarn tell owe, wur thar an tharaLouts.
He cum tale fust agin tho ole two story
Dutch clock IN fotch hit, Dustin the in
nards outcn it the ec,le wheels wur all
over the fore. Next pas lie fotcl up agn
Il big duhhl engine hclSted, an rared hit
onto aind IN punchin wun Owe the posts
thru the glass winter The mex tail fuSt
'xpcrdilion wur agin kata korncrcd cup
borl, what soon kotch darnation. lie
smashed the glass dorcs in, upsetin hit, and
then s'ompel everything inter the shelves
AL tn gihIcts, q tryn tu back further in that
herecshun. Pickii krocks, prcsarve jars,
vinegar jugs, seed bags, yarb lunches para
gorick bottiIs, aig baskits, an ,lclf, were al
mixl ID pcrmiskusly, an not wuh Il sor.
tin by ahou, Il lullcr and an aIf Next lie
got fair hack across the rune ayin the
board pcr;ishun he went thru like hit he'd
been paper, an tuck about six fee sGuar owe
hit in spin'crs an Straps wi;l i'm inter the
rune whar they wur 4 ca;in, IN now the
ti'in owe bees, III dancin, an doIgin be-
gun.
C'apshaw's marin WIZ deaf es a dog-iron,
IN sot ut the a;nd owe the tabil next tn
whar Sock busted thru the wall tail ainI
OH he cum aSin her cheer, liistin her an hit
onto the tabil. Now the squawkin, an Gus
sin, M the smashin Of things, an mixin of
vi,tils h"sun. They had sot several tab,!s
Iu-",her tn make it long cnuf, so he lis,
r"!."! en- MP top owe one another an thar
spt Ole Mis>is C!apshaw i stral.lIc owe the
Will, her ca!Iili'.r cap in wun hand fur 4 Wa
pm, an Il crl"t frame in luther, an a kickin
like She WIZ r!ln a lazy hos, ar;cr doctor
lalmiS, ri!'I'l-;r. meat, supc, sop. duinp!ns
IN The truck ": waller c,n in milk, plates
p:.> an every durn lixin yu cud think owe
III a week, wcr thar mixed IN smashed like
!!;' he'd been thru thrashin masheen Ole
Seek still KEEP jackin, an backed the hoe
pile, ole oman an all, with five ur six u,hcr
bee filters an a few cheers outcn the bio
d"re IN down seven steps inter the lane.
IN then he turned Il fifteen hundred pound
sumerSct his scf artcr 'em, IN lit atop ovc
all the miXc'l up mess flat onto his back.
About the time he got tn his feet, ole man
Enrns-ye know how fat stumpy m cross
grained he is eny how-made a mad snatch
at the ha>kit an kotcll bit, but cu,ln't let
50 quick cnut fur ole Sock gi.t blowed.
bc!icred an histcd the ole stud heels fi,st mn
inter the ar, an he lit on Socks back an
he'd the baskit in his hand. Jlst cs soon cs
Ole bIackcy cud see, he tore off down the
lane (ryin tu outrun the bccs) SO fast that
ole Burns was feared III try tu get off; SO
he jist socked his fut inter the rope s,irups
an prepared hisscf fur the durnlcst fast bu,l
rae mortal man ur oman ever he'd. Sock
tuck down atwecn the litchcd hosscs an
the rail fence, an ole Burns fi,in him over
the he'd with the baskit tn stop i'm, an then
il;n he bees. tell We he KEEP that ar has
kit movin. I'll jist be durnd eff l didn'
; think he he'd four ur five baskits. T end
see that ncnny sumtimcs at onst; well,
Burns, baskit an bull, scared every durnd
boss AN mule loose from the fence, sum oL-
sarvin bees stopin on each wun tn help
i'm start fast frum that onquiek an trubIcsun
place. Most Oh en-, too, tuck fence rail
with en-, Tt onto tho .Lridil. rein. Now
I'll J'si gin you leve tu kiss~sister Sail. el
ever sich site wur seen ur SIGH nisses heairp
as wur in that long lane A monstrous
cloud owe dust, like harykane he'd cum
along, hid all the hosses an away aJuvhi,
! you cud see bosses tails an ends owe feiYc,