Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1853-1862, 1858-08-15

000 and will probably be coon repaired In the /
meantime it is, we learn, The design Of the Missis
sippi Sound Company TO whom she belongs, TO CHAR
ter another boat to take her place.
From the New York Atlas.
Sut LOveugOOd's Adventures i'm New York.
Sufs AdUeHtHres an Nee York He gets
,,skssr"-Pitches a Dandy into a Steamboat on
IVbesls-Rl,Rs array lrita The Dandv--Rn0cks oger
n Tszp- I7pssts the apple staRds-FrighteRs horse
Cuts q streak for the Battery TiT0ps a Dandy
INFO the RiUer-BTeaks for sOmeUhers and gets INTO
a Friqhtens the "sehooE nlarm -" Git
eoat''-Roag aCih p0heeman-LickS him-Rolis
dorm stairs INTO The street-ENcouRtsrs HTrdcs Gree
Esv-His description Of him, &C., &c.
ssWbat became Of your brass gun man, Sut, after
Won shot him with the lump Of coal?'
"Durned eff know, George: 1 hearn them say
tote him to the Horsespital" l speet he's j'ined
the church, ur the perlce. ShoOtin' eve strange
varmiuty critters amt his gilt he amt sly enuf
an he'll git kingdum cum sum day soon eff he don't
Quit that trade. 'Spose he Wer tn undertake tn
shoot Ole Beacher, in open day, afore WITNESSES
like he did me, why durR my melt eff the passon's
sister didn't have his haset OuteE him, an a dryin'
atop of thar ehurch-steepil in a mint eff thar's
epvthing in looks, she'd be Wus him l Wer.
But kin tell you what BEGUN owe me jist relyed
on these we're laigs, (dye see 'em? and tuck up
the steps and started in monsous fast wie-tuckey
pace down the road, an run inter sum man-an'-
oman's fool explite at making neW-fanged inven-
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owe the road; while hit wer a sorin' an strait
min owe hits laigs an arms, aXed little larhn
boy with q heap owe nOosepapers Onder his arm,
what he caTd the cussed grasshopper-lookin' thing
'HayP says he, don't yer know? Why hits nuth-
in but dandy outen Fifth averner hit can't bite
an is tn weak an Wuthess to so pitch In an
knock Jerusalem outen it. Pn boiler fur you
Nov, afore 1 tells what happened thar, l wants
tn talk sum ofmy nOticin owe things.
Moth Calina noted fur pole cats, Georgia
fur grOun' hogs, an Tennessee for coons; knows
this frum 'sperieuce an now l kin say that New
York am noted in the same line fur dandys, do you
know the varmint?) an I'd durn'd site rather mix
with the stink owe the pole cat the raseahty oye the
coon, Gam the dirty ways owe the groun hog, then
Jest tn see these cussed inlunel spider lag
wuthess fxin's. They haint neither man nur 'omN
an, Gaze they can't talk good fight like wun,
kiss ur scratch feelinly like luther. They seems
sorter like g strange Wether what had seed heap
owe tribulashun among an ekal number ove rams an
yows-they's butted about permiskusly by the one,
an is snuff at by luther; and they can't fill
feel the instink owe o man, nur do the juty owe
oman they Jest settles cross fence atWeen the
two an turns inter the Wust kind fool monkeys
despised by Wun, an lRrft at by puher, and the
most human view you gifts owe 'em, is when they is
above you a olimbin' up. They haint half es smart
as their chatterin kin folks fur they can't begin tn
du what the monkey kin. knows monkey mater
pow'ful we'll l seed one once, an studied hits
mater and gifts when l weren't skeared; he were
pow'ful peart tn be q ugly It'll beast; seed him
I KILN owe insex an then Obsarved what he did
with 'em. Now, dandy haiBt smart enuffur that;
he list lets his insez run S'pose expectashun
towards him wer q cumia' from a tarin wild school
gal what had seed snow say about sixteen times, an
flowers an leaves often, WOu dn't she meet dis
appintment? an then she'd jest kill him with con-
TENT an feed the ca kus tn her daddys work steer
what is yoked with his bull in the view owe hit ben
suitable feed fur in his eondishun. They skins
/ and 1utters rOun' fool Wimmin, jist ike Htnin
bugs roun' a tuft owe hollyhOcks, only the bugs am
six tu thar two, an hes the deal at that on the
amount owe fire they kerries, an Whar they kerries
] hit. l never one but what wants him atWeen
! these we're thumb nails-the human way owe KILN
all SIGH insex. Well, arer his aigs Ontangled
hit sed had insulted hit, and wanted satifaction
/ Now, the idear owe me, natral born durn'd fool
insultin' enything what cu'd talk sounds sorer
like hog insultin' owe a settin hen by tearin' up
her nest an eatin the aigs; 'tWer monsOus like fool
talk. But thO't I'd gin hit satisfaction, eny how,
/ so ] drapp'd ontu my al>fOurs, sOrter behind hit
fotch a rale fghGn' boss squea an landed both my
. hine feet Onder the fork owe hits coteail.
"NoW, George, whenever strai'tens out bof owe
these yere laigs tugether, dye see emf kickin
fashion, whatever they hits bound tn go Jist then,
so he riz in the few he'd fust inter a door in
the hine aind owe a stambOat~cabin on Wheels
among a passed. owe men TRadin' nOOspapers an
wimmin with babys ur big baskits garden truck,
dead CHICKENS, an chunks owe meat. YOu cOu dn't
a oumixed all these things, takin' in a few par owe
! speeks, bird cage or two, a crock owe flowers,
! in a week after he lit among 'em. Oh SIGH mess,
an SIGH acussin an squawkin in Dutch, an French,
Cherokee, an other outlandish tongues, you never
hearn since the Devil an the Dutch, an Tom Daw-
son fit; the driver-R bald faced roach named, wall
eyed Irishman-cum down Ofen the harycane deck
an cotch mister dandy by the collar an the slack
an sent him up a flynn ouen the door agin loan
/ in him a holesum kick es he went. While he Wer
in the ar l moved so es to let him lite astradil owe
hsl -
me- l tuck a bill holt with my teeth on the inside
owe his thigh an paw hollis ontu his breeches laigs,
| fotch a bray an put towards the RIVER, about es
fast es a big dog kin 60 with tin bucket chasin
owe him. lie opened in voice weak, sorter like
| sick oman; fust he calId 'perllce, then he sed
mu'daw then he sed sumthin' about dwedful vul-
gaw pussons then sum words about doin' owe things
he hadn't orter done, an leavin ondone things he
| had oTter done. I speek that Wer sorter prayn In
his durn'd one horse way. He strung out his words
/ ever heap owe ground, fur l yer trayelIn like
fox houn' with a wolf arter him; he kicked out in
! every course with them pipestem laigs owe hisn,
OWN to his skare an the hurtin' | Wer supplyin'
him with, fur l hes orfUl bill holt when wants
to keep hit. Him and me looked iist like travelin
windmill in full blast, with cord owe fence rails
tied TO the arms by thar middils, a sWlngln' about
every way, a big craWfsh totin of bunch owe
grasshoppeTs an long lsiged spiders agln thar will
-lalgs, arms, heads, coatails, an watch chains wer
so mixed an tangled that hit Wer beWildern tn the
eyes tn folier us. He thought the grabin game,
an snatohed at everything we passed. run, unbe-
nowenst, onto an ole Teller whose years hung down
! like q houns, an his checks hung down like
ground Equirrlls jaws when he's a totin in corn for
! winter, he kerried his belly in sling, an he'd
on a white throat latch, an fat enu tn kill; be
! iist squated, an stradded him in my stride Dandy
fastened in his har, and Just wish may be discrim-
iuately durnd eff he didn't tar OF his whole skulp-
Didn't leave a single har-his head shined like lin
| ball atop owe a-chureh. lie flung the skin owe ole
! lard Stands he'd away, an went IN grabiu ag'in.
! The next he fastened ontu Wer black minner.
! net an oman he'd round her shoulders she turn-
ed wrong aind up; but lie got most on the net
bjs watch chain Cotch the hook Of her littil
umerelleT, an hit went along too. Wide-coupeled
| duck laiged Jew, what had a nose jist the shape
an size. owe goose wing brOad-axe, had a string
| owe about ten histed umerellers tied one below
| luther, an hung outcn high winder in his loft
| Ontu pole; well, Mister Squt snatohed the handI