The Tiffin tribune. [volume] (Tiffin, Ohio) 1848-1859, 1858-03-19
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ting hie lands, shouting ~ tbs top OF lie
voice whilst a number Of other mombers
we're ohiming in. endorsing what the
praying member said, and joining In the
Untreaty aud supplication by such excla.
mations rs "Yes," "Do, Lord" "Yes.
Lord" &c the praying member went
on with his prayer, growing more and
more excited, more animated, more
snrapsured. more beseeohing, supplioat-
ing aud imploring, saying, "Come down
here. Lord--come right down among US
come right here to.uight-come right
through the roof !" Another member.
equally excited and enthusiastic and who
e seems, was carried away by the shout.
ing brother, and had the an;rums about
as bad. here joined Ia, and said, "Yes,
s,me. Lord. right through the roof, and
IN pey for The shingles"
History Of Buohanan's Administration.
When the impartial historian comes to
write the history Of President Bnohanan's
Administration, the index to the Grst year
will probably read "a follows;
Bankrupts the Treasury.
A hard money Administration suslains
ilself by issuing shin plasters
Kansas conquered by the army
An outrageous Constitution forced on
On unwilling people.
Tremendous frauds discovered 10 all
quarters.
The President charged with bribing
members Of Congress, aud most Of the
session CONSUMED in investigating the
charge.
The African slave trade re-opened
From this promising beginning we loavo
our readers 10 imagine the history OF the
remaining three years. Gin. Gis.
Ap accepted lover ono day walking in
a pretty village m Bodlordshire, along
with the object Of tho affections hanging
upon his arm, and describing the ardeuoy
Of his love, remarked.
How transported am 10 have you
banging on my arml'
Upon my word, said the laly. you
make us out very respectable couple
when one is transported, aud the other is
hSngingP
An i;ineranl phrenologist stopped at a
rustic farmhouse, the proprietor Of whi,h
was busily engaged in threshing.
Sir. am n phrenologist Would you
like mo to examine the heads Of your
children. will do It cheap.
wall. said the farmer, pausinr be. !
tween two strokes, Il rather guess they
don't need it. The old woman combs
them with a dnetOolh comb ouco a
WeeR.'
A WoMAN's ApvAYrAoE. woman !
can say what she likes to you without the +
risk Of getting knocked down for it,
She can take snoozo after dinner,
while her husband has to 90 to work.
She can dress her herself in noat aud tidy |
oalicoes for a dollar. which her husband
has TO earn aud fork over. She can 20
forth into tho streets. without being in-
Vited 10 treat at a colTee.house. She can
paint her f,ce il il is too palo, and flour
IL if too red. She can stay at home in
time Of war, and wed again Il her husband
is killed. She can wear corsats il too
thick-olheT ixings, it too thick--other
hxings, il too thin. She can eat, drink
and be merry, without costing her = cent.
She can get divorced from her husband
whenever she sees one she likes better 90
Aud she can get in debt all over, until
hO warns tho public, by advertisement,
not TO trust her on his account any long
sr.
TIE ScULPrURE or HABIr.-Did you (
ever watch sculptor slowly fashioning
n human countenance2 II is not moulded
NJ onoe. IL Is not struck out at single
beat. II is painfully and laboriously
wrought. A thousand blows Rough cast
h. Ton thousand chsel-points polish
and perfect it-pnt in the fine touches,
and bring out the features aud expression.
IL is a work Of time; but at last the full
likeness comes out, aud stands fixed for.
ever apd unehanging in the solid mar
BE
Well, so does man under the leadings |
OF the Spirit. or the teachings Of S,tan,
carve ou. his own moral likeness. Every |
day he ads something TO the work. A |
thousand acts Of thought. and will. and |
decd, shape the features and expression
OF tho soul-hsbi,s Of love, and purity !
All truth--habits Of falsehood, malice. !
aal uneleanness, silently mould and fash.
ion t. lill At lougih il wetrs tho likeness
of God or the imege aud supersoripion |
Of the Evil one.-Piaia Pdrock,al Scr.
p,OHs.
CoUSrr PAFzu II can't take the
sounty paper; it's so near at home; |
know all that is going on without il; and
then am taking one or two other papers,
and can't afford 10 pay dollar a year
more Tor paper That I can do without.
Just 50. old oroaker; you can't pay dol.
lar year more TO see an account Of all
the stray horses and cattle that are being
taken up in your county, when, perhaps,
single paper containing an account oil
your own stock being taken up might
save you twenty dolhrs2 You can I pay
ona dollar year 10 know the state of f.
pances in your own county, and to know
whether your officers are doing their du.
y? You can't pay one dollar to have ,
the sales Of property ia your county ad.
veriised aud placed in your hands, inform.
ing you Of the time aud place Of sale. {
when, by attending The sale, you might
Rat bargain Of several hundred dollars?