The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1858-12-02
VARIETY.

VARIETIs
n sentiment exhibited in the wag of
when waiting for bone.
Nh says il is no wonder that women love
9th are graceful, and both domestic,-not
that they both scratch
rust secret with a married man who loves
sr he will tell her, and she will tell her sis
er sister will tell everybody.
mushroom like dandy, Because it is
ts growth, slim in its trunk, and thick in
kxyer," said Lord Brougham facetiously,
hrned gentleman, who reecues your estate
enemies, and-keeps il himself"
Tern editor having published long leader
- rival paper in the same village, up
b for obtruding his family matters upon the
kst pills would effectually cure many of the
nth which mankind are afflicted, il every
hi make his own saw-dust-
rIish paper speaking Of the American light
wagon. saws that the wheels consist of four
cheese-rind filed in with spidcr-webs.
t. asked Margarita Of Cecilia, "whaf,
y You think is really the food Of Cupid ?"
lila answered, Arrow root"
fellow down South spells Tennessee after
Eon-l0 c. Add spells Andrew jackson
-ru Jax-n. He viii sui. primary school.
p said burly fellow, OF no enviable charac-
have the largest neck of any man in the
IS Very likely" said his neighbor; "and /
erday the largest rope in the city-put that
together"
", why don't you kick that dog 30 '' What
te oh kicking cherry cur that snarls at you
|ou know dat am de way he wants you to
|n into noticed 20 All ours do not walk ON
chosen captain. One day at parade, instead
! the order, Front face, three PAGES for
be exclaimed, " Cash, two dollars a year, in
hties on "brandy and buttons received at
York Custom House last week. were very
be same amount. Each article paid about
This is a queer balance in trade.
Pete. in growing roun' de worl' trab'lers
u you lose one " hole day. "Dat am mt
IAN, when you can make IN up agin."
bu gwoine to make it up-tell me dat 30
turn roun' and 90 back agin."
bchman built four story house adjoining
ueighbor's two story one. Being on the
heir respective houses one day, the one on
puse cries out to the other: sc What for you
hi,h tare. To which the Frenchman
\" De ground ees very cheap up here"
day lady called to her little boy who was
arbles on the sidewalk to 90 into the house.
Fou know you shouldn't be out there, my
into the back yard, il you want TO play
il Is Sunday "weIl, yes, but amt it
the back yard, mother?
Curtis has declared himself in favor Of
)fing. He thinks il no more " unwomanly
an to drop q ballot in box, than to whirl
in the arms Of man she never saw before,
her cheek famed by his tipsy breath"
imported Irishman was "squaring away"
Fade with whom he had "a bit Of quar-
policeman interfered. when Pat exclaimed
Indignation. ''Paitll, an its q pity that
country q body cannot have a paceabis
Why am lawyers like de fishes 30 "I don't
fd dat subject, Pomp-" why don't you
r, kaze dey am SO fond of de bate"
ltural Fair-Farmers' pretty daughters II
government is not more oppressive DOW than
it is certainly double in extent.
physician says that one Of the best things
hunger is an opium pill. We wonder IL
p mashed taters-" We doubt il.
gious boy asked one Of his playmates why a
dealer was like boot maker, The latter,
puzzled. gave it up. "why," said the
because the one sold the nails and the other
soles-
ason why some people put IN airs, is because
nothing else to put on
has found her true " sphere at last. II
fventy-seven feet round. and is made up OF
q criroline.
less is perfume that one cannot shed over
Fithout few drops falling on ones self
orts as to character deal largely in exaggera-
never knew" says q wise man, " any one
good or rs bad as he was represented
" citizens I'' said North Carolina caudi-
am Democrat, and never was anything
ere are three topics that now agitate the
e United States Bank, the Tariff, and the
hry- l shall pass over the first two very
my sentiments are well-knovn, and come
ni'entiary rhsrs I shall d,ceH for some time
scnption ON q gravestone in the Catholic
at Roxbury, reads ss follows, according q
pondent
Here lies my two chiliren DEAR
one In ireiani and the other here.
n.-The biggest jump We have heard Of
was made day or two since by man who
stop at station on the Central road tina,
ss train didn't break up At The train va.
the rate Of As miles an bour-just as th<
'as passed, the individual referred to rushed
rear car, csrpet-bag in hand and jumped
ek on the ground some little distance, o
rom the point at which he left the cars. On
ck the ground first, and 90 heavily did b.
Fn, that the heel of his boot was torn OF
nd foot struck twelve feet distant from hil
K, and the boots heel was also ripped from
boot The man continued his rapid move
e'ng thrown into all sorts Of positions-fo'
lance beyond. He finally " brought up n
seventy-iour feet from the spot where b
ushing trsin. On picking himself mp. h
q If he had been hurt, when he answered h
nov, and Immediately picking up his wstcl
mber Of his buttons, which had been scatter
ne shock. and seizing his carpet-bag. b.
q, with his dinner tolerably well settled
res Regisker.