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HELMBOLD,S
GENUINE PRBPlRlIIh
Highly Concentrated COnpso,s :
Extraotof Buehp
FoT Diseases Of tie Bl1F}e, =,
DropSy, Weaknesses, O5s-ryri;,.1N'. ', &c =
eases, tomGle Coa,plaipts g,l y 4, S,,Sfs d
A-;.,r- q "a Se<'ia! 0rg1ss 'aa
ARISING lron Excuses and l1,,
ana ~ removing all Improper 5ise6.---'' aSe
Bladder, Kidneys, Of Sexps,iIs o ~ i,sg
existing in '''' ufsSls, ~
MALE OR FEMALE
From whatever cause thevmar /, : I
An. And no matter how Long st.o -
to the Pellid CEesfs al
JOY TO THE AFFLTrTpn
1t cures Nervous and Debfi,a.,s
removes all The symptoms, anon anon S S5lt-s'e
Indisposi:i,,
TO exeSbon. LoSs.s
Power, Loss Of Nsr,.-
DIineulty Of Breatbi5-
erai MeaSneSs, Ho-rpS ~ q
ease. weak Nerves. T.,- Us
DTeadtui Honor Of Death V;-I-.Ss
Cold Feet, Wakefuhess D M = g2' >Fds
1 Languor, Universal Lassiirl'-- lssS q Es-
System, Often Enormous A-- Zee MISC
pephc symptoms, Hot NJ VII b..
OF the Body, Dryness II = siasaz;
fa!lid countenancs al NS1,
mons On the Face, Pm .. s5ap
Back, Heaviaes, n 4, 4 2'
EyeldS, Fp9as7sr
Black So.
Fyias y,
fore the Eyes, with Terar9--
| Of Sight; Want Of A-sre-, -l2'1 sd l1ss
RestlessnesS, with Husr5T y sreli Aahstr
ing is more desirable o M -.s NoA.
Solitude, and nothing bs- ;-.sa2 aa
for fear Of themselves n, ~ Iea3
manner, no earnestnsss. \, .l tose q
ton, but hurried i7sns;,,..s sla'
one question TO sp,.Rs-
| These symptoms, if allowed "a
this medicine invariably rern,r,. s. ea-s-z
| LOSS OF POWER, FACULTY 49, 10
TIC FITS-in one Of which the - ~.
pire. Who can say that these 60 Re
followed by those direful disease q
and CONSUMPTION ? The r.
/ SANE ASYLUANS, and the me-
| by CONSUMPTION bear ample -
truth Of these assertions. In Lee-s
the most melancholy exhibiti0sS-
countenanee is actually sodden
tute-neithsr Mirth or Grief ever rs
q sound Of the voice occur, it Is ra,---
with woeful measures, wan Ggr
Low sullen sounds his grief bs-
| Debility IS most terrible! sn3 y
thousands upon thousands to uasr
thus blasting the ambition Of many
1t can be cured by the use ofths
INFALLIBLE REMEDY
If you ar suffering from any Of tie g.
tressing ailments, the FLUID EXTRA
CHU viii cure you. Try it and Be c.-7 {
its efficacy.
BEWARE OF QUACK NOSTRUE Il
QUACK DOCTORS
) who falsely boast liabilities and rsara
zens know and avoid them, and save L-s
fering, Money and Exposure, BY selt-.
ing for bottle Of this popular and SEE
+ REMEDY.
1t allays all pain and inflammation,
pleasant in its taste and oder, but izzsza
! its action.
HELMBOLD's EXTRACT BIZ
Is PREPARED directly according to asaz
PHARMACY AND CHEllISIlT
: with the greatest accuracy and Cbsr1 E
ledge and care devoted in its con5usa- s
| Professor DEWES' Valuable Works 5l ts51
/ tice of Physie, and most Il thsas Szsl
Works Of Medicine.
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Newbury Seminar
-AND-
FEMALE COLLEGIATE IysIIl.'

Charles W. Cushing, /. h. fIsAaD
EACILITIES-Terms long eaolsl s / b
4 plish ordinary Text Books ~. ~ = r. ;
ty Of experienced teachers T'--- -. 7. :
Gated Frenchman; Painting By az - -
Artist. Piano, Organ, ard VEGA. ~. - x
ers who rank among the 0est-s'i'-s
religious Influences. -.... = Z
FALL TERN Of fourteen Vs'A
gin August u, 1858. ,---..y. E /
gin December 3, 1851 -,ss q
SPRING TERN, Of fourteen
begin March 4 1855. 5--., al ii
Notwithstanding furnished fo'-- -
ing per week, $500. ..-f-r
Tuition reasonable as in Ias SUI
grade. 49, +ss Prs
For more particulars address ll'
Newbury, Oct. 20, ls57' 1
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INDIAN DOCTORS.

"AVF located in Irasburgh, Vermont, their Of
4 L fee in the building, occupied by Mr.. ).
STANFORD as a Harness Shop, where they
can be consulted by all VINO are afflicted With
Acute, chronic, or 0bdurate Diseases.
The Doctors, in &C dition to irregular education
in the Healing Art, have had extensive expert
ence and unbounded observation in practice, and
have spent all their time IN their profession
The Doctors Father was native Of the forest;
he passed many years among his pc ople, and
was perfectly familiar with their language as
spoken by the numerous tribes. HE had the
advantage of an English education.l He doubt
less obtained more skill from the savage tribes
of the forest than was ever acquired by any 9TH
er physician. The wellSimproved opportunities
for imparting this hard earned knowledge (of
the aboriginal mode of treating Diseases) to his
three eldest sons, has truly proved him public
benefactor as thousands have ayailed themselves
of our remedies, have been freed from their pro-
tracted sufferlngs, and now rejoice in the envla-
| bic comforts of life and health. The precious
materials collected from the Vegetable Kingdom,
thew have carefully compared with Nature
| known laws, and established Theories in Pathos
| logv and Therapeutics and these bettered by
! their own discoveries in Animal and Vegetable
! Chemistry. have enabled them to perfect a sys-
tenn for the successful treatment Of every cura-
| bic disease, such as Dyspepsia, Disease Of the
Heart Lungs Liver and Kidneys, Cough, Catarrh,
| Bronchitis, Asthma, Consumption, Serofula,
Cancers, Erysipelas, Salt Rheum, Scald Head
Venereal Diseases, all Eruptions of the Skin
Fits, Rheumatism, DTopsy, Neuralgia, Female
Weaknesses, etc, are annually restored to per
feet health and its attendant blessings by the
use ofthose roots and plants (gathered from the
hills and valleys that have long been the haunts
of the Red MANI that the God of Nature partic-
ularly designed for the effectual eradication Of
every form of disease that aff1iets the human
race. The Doctors inherit in an eminent degree
the skill aud native talents that nave long dis
tinguished their ancestors, as their father and
grandfather we're celebrated medical men. Their
Syrups, Bitters, Balsams, Plasters, Salves, etc.
are invariably prepared under their own super
vision.
The Sick of both sexes are respectfully invit-
ed to call and consult THE GENUINE INDIAN
DOCTORS.
The Doctors have remedies for the effectua
cure of Cancers, which have rendered them just
" celebrated among the pale faces. They war
rant in all cases of Cancer.
NO CUREI NO PAYI
Irasburgh, Nov. H. 1877. A6:1y
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I n
90 Chests Young Hyson, Fine,
I25 Chests Extra olong'
OE00 lbs. Old Government Java Rio and St.
I%OOO Domingo Coffee,
IN tbls. Sugar, various grades and qualities
Or Boxes cavendish Tobacco,
70 article nfaie 90
10 Boxes do Sheep
200 Boxes ground Spices
125 Boxes Pearl STARCH
so Boxes Cream Tartar
IN Boxes and Casks Saleratus,
100 Whole and half Boxes Raisin''
100 Boxes Extra and No Soap
, 90 Boxes P. D Pipes,
900 Reams Wrapping Paper
10 Pisress Rice.
} 30 Casks Super o0'0 Soda
50 Dozen BFoons'
300 Kegs Nails assorted Sizes
AZ Dozen Cast Steel sh0vels,
go Barrels Burning Fluid
az Barrels Extra Winter, Lard and Whal
o. Barrels Molasses and Sirups,
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CONNECTICUT & PASSUMPSIC
Rivers Railroad Go,
Aak9 80 -
800 - = - 60

Pa - 60.
OPEN TO BARTON.
LEAVE AT 8 A. NJ, ARRIVE AT 6 Is P. NJ.
UNRAINS leave Barton at g o'clock A. NJ. dali
Il " for all stations on the Passumpsic road,
for Concord, Manchester, Lawrence, Nashua,
Lowell, Boston and Worcester-W Windsor, Bellows
Fails, Springfield and New York, Montpelier and
Burlington. Mails daily from all Of above pla-
ces, and the principle towns in New England. ar
irving at Barton al Is P. N.
GEO MERRILL, SUP'T.
ST. Johnsbury. Fec. Il, 1858. sm3
NORTHERN CLOVER SEED ofsuperior quail
Nifty, For Sale by
WALWORTH & WEST.
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Prizes 81 per Bottle, or Sic for S, DARE
any address,
Accompanied by reliable and Tss1o-s +
tifcates from Professors Of Medical u
Clergymen and others.
Prepared and sold by r. 7. HELAbyl- {
Practical and AHl..
No. q South Tenth St., below C5ez-- =
blv Buildings, PhiA
T To be had of COLLINS g PLs--- - :
pelier, ~, General Wholesale Ayr r 4
Druggists and Dealers tr9H.
States, CdRudas and British Proa
BEWARE OF COUNTED
Ask for Helmbolds-TaEs y w.
CURES GUARANTID. 7
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FLOUR

THE subscriber has constantly on hand extra
L -four manufactured from the best Canada
wheat, better article than can be found in this
market. GEO. WoRTHINGToS .JR- K Co.
Dec. Is 1856.
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HAvE NOW ON HA an
i Flour, Nais, SAT- fLsa' - : - s.
of West India Goods. Teas ] 80 - ~ 81
WIZ. BAND, Ageh' o.
Al 1873
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@

ID 1 y y
One Hundred Dollars will be paid % s-72.7
ician who can prove that the Ne5cls sz
jured Patient; and the TESTIMONY e ts-sg
can be produced to prove that it does great E4
Cases from one week to thirteen wears ss1E
have been effected. The mass ofYOLJyTlB
TESTIMONY in possession OF ths Ia1Hasl
vouching its virtues and c,laatiyy 7z--s-, e e
mense, embracing names well knoTu
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who falsely boast liabilities and Referees
zens know and avoid them, and save In
fering, Money and Exposure, by selt1: :
ing for a bottle Of this popular and SEQ
REMEDY.
1t allays all pain and inflammation g,z
pleasant in its taste and oder, but i-zs.n
its action.
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HELMBoLD's EXTRACT BIZ

with the greatest accuracy and Cbeuol G7
ledge and care devoted in its c0u5im1- s
Professor DEWES' Valuable Works 5z1siz
tice of Physie, and most Il the late Szsz
Works Of Medicine.
The daily Butte record., 1858-05-25

A PaIsrER COSBY notices in the
Marysville papers, We learn that Patrick
Purdy Hull. for long time connected with
the Press in California. died in that city ON
Friday evening last after long aud painful
illness. la November last he was stricken
with paralysis. aud has ever since been
Ohio. where he learned his trade aud where
his widowed mother has been living. lie
has been kindly cared Tor during bis illness
by the family Of Manuel CULLEN. refugees
from political oppression in Mexico. The
Express mentions the sad feet. that Mr.,
Hull's aged mother Is now on her way to
California to see her sou. What sad dis
appointment will she experience.
The daily Butte record., 1858-05-25

THUNDER SHOWER California Is sppa
rently losing its old habits. aud becoming
Easternizcd. Tho thunder shower Of yester
day was as perfect specimen Of that sort Of
. storm as any Of the old fashioned, Yankee
kind. Tho electricity dazzled and flashed
ia the air, as startiugly. aud the thunder
growled and roared az threateningly as ever
lightning and thunder were seen and heard
In the home land on the other side Of the
continent. We never were very partial to
thspder storms; they make US feel sort o
skitish.like; but away out here, there is a
kind Of pleasure in witnessing them, just o,
there is In meeting an old acquaintance
from home, for whom wo didn't feel 30 very
partial there, but made tolerable here. and
even cndcared, because Of old associations.
"A great quantity Of rain aud considerable
hail fell yesterday; no much Of both that VIC
fear much injury was done to tho gras.
and grain crops. We never saw 1t rain 81
hard in the month Of May. In California. a'
It did yesterday.
The daily Butte record., 1858-05-25

MoRE PAaDoNs. Governor Weller has
pArdoned ueooadisioually. y. Whitsbrsad.
who WAS ssnt % the ssate.frison from Buttg
county Tie devetnor pa, doaed lhis man
sejnstims since. With tue condition that he
leave the State. IL being shown 70 the Gov
srnors satisfaction that Mhit bread was an.
able. through illness. TO leave. he withdrew
she proviso. LaNrus McAlakln, convicted
ef m sssauit 10 murder. at San Francisco.
ssd Henry Hyde. talias Butch No. 10 from
Butte county. having both served oa, ,he,,
ssrms u imprisonmsas, have bsea restored
- ysisissashis.
The daily Butte record., 1858-05-25

THEArat.-Mike Miichelfs benefit was
largely attended last evening, The house
was filled to overfowiug. This was the asst
night Of the performances Of this very inter.
esting troupe. They 60 hence to Chico. To.
hama. Red Bluffs, Shasta aud to other north.
ern towns. aud to the good people at the
various places, We herewith commend the
Sager Troupe as the most entertaining and
versatile little company we know Of Their
performances cannot fail to please.
The daily Butte record., 1858-05-25
INSOLVENCY NOTICE

&srATE OF CALIlpRNlA-COuNTY or BUTTE
- District Court, Fihcenth Judicial D-trct.r--I la
the matter of the petition uf rancls Tnrbel, In.
solvent debtor. In pursuance Of M order made Ia
the said Court nj chamhcrs the 2li dny of May \.
y. 1883. The creditors of ih said petitioner Frnnci.
tarbell, nre hereby notified Ia appear before tho
Hon, Warren i sexton Judge Of rad Court in and
for Butte County, at his Office nj chambers, In Oro
vile, ON the 26th day at June at 10 o'clock A NJ,
OF that day. then and there 10 show any there
be, why the said petitioner should not make IA, as
sgnment oi his estate, uni he discharged from his
debts and Liabilities. by oider of the Court
Witness nv hand and official seal affixed. this the
22d day of May, A.D 1858
tsEAL.1 NJ. H. DARRACII, Clerk.
The daily Butte record., 1858-05-25
snERIrr's SALE.


- issuaI "a ol ths District TO Irt of he FfteoHih
Iuuical D,tiia In and for the County Of Butte and
state m CALIFORNIA. against u &. OWNER aud in
fhvOr OF LLDYD GoODENOW and LINCOLN
IGODUENbN, Tor The 81 u OF two Thousand dollar.
principal debt md the further sum ol four hundred
and sixteen dolIAr4 interest theron, Whh inteics,
ou lhr principal H The rate OF three per cent. PER
nth from the rendition of III IDent, until paid.
and interest On the said sum ol tour hui u cd nnd
sixteen dollars at the ratio OF three per cent pc
month until paid together with ali cost. of iit. ed
IA lhr sum oi nineteen m twenty ouC"huudr dl
dollars. and all nccruIng costs ON sa writ to M d
| rrcted aud delivered, oommtniing me t. sci the
morlgnged prrmi' es hereinafter descri' ed ziy
-rid de inds, will, on Monday the 23d day OF
june A ID 1858, ~ The hour uf O'Clock, +. NJ. Of
day. IN pursuance with the rcqu r. 'uts of said
| order, sell at public sulc, to the highest bidder for
cash. the property described in said rr Of H.
foil VS. to wiz All that piece pare, ui land sl,
pncd IN the Town % oruvlc, county Of Butte.
state u,. re aid and scrbod as follows, to wit: The
one Undivided one.haIf of parts Of lots numbered
one % nnd Two ca, In block u mbc: three O., and
bounded as follows: Comm ncng nj the west "
of llutO ~ and Bird streets and rupliug south
rs along the line of Bird street eighty feet; thence
at right nnglrs northwest six y-sx feet thence at
right angles north east ten feet an two inCho- /:
theuco nj right angles south enst twenty nye feet :.
the nj right art les north ost sixty nine feet and
ten inches thence at right angles along the line ui
iunoop street Ia tho place of beginning. A-n, the
light OF way Of the said party ot The first pur IN and
Ia tht use Ol passage uf three feet wide from the
southwest end of The bDve drsGrhed property, and
abuiting on the samo To Miners Alley, said property
being known us the Metropolitan Theatre pro u. nv,
aud marked ou "a. above on the map of said Town on
He IN the Recorders office for iiuits COu n.y. toget
with nll aud singular The tenemonts, hsrediiaments
ANA npperenancG, hcrounto belonging or in any wise
HppeFtuining.
The above sale TO take place nj the Court iIou,e
door In tho Town Of Oroville, County asd state
aior, slid.
". ID pLU.M SheriF Butte County.
Dnted DrnViIlp Mny 9th. lS5s
The daily Butte record., 1858-05-25

NAMfaENt- uurutag Fluid, Aleohoi aud II irits
~ u rurpcniinc, Tor sale by
dio John s. ALBRo.
The daily Butte record., 1858-05-25
DEMocRATIc STATE coN INVENTION

Al meeting Of the Democratic state Central
Committee, held In Sacramento, on the 10Th day OF
May 1853 the following resolutions we're adopted
HRsoLvED That the nett Democratic State Con
yention be held in the City Of Sacramento, Wed
nesday, the Sth day OF August next AMI that the
basis of representation be as fallows via. One dele
gate large from each eouh;y, aud delegate for
every two hundred Democratic votes east at the last
general election for any Democratic candidate on
the State ticket nominated by the Democratic party
exclusively, and delegate for every fraction of
one hundred more votes cast for such Democratic
candidate.
Recommended that the Democracy In the different
counties meet on S,tn day Uf suiy, for the pur-
pose OF electiDg delegates TO the state Convention
The Democracy OF the state OF California are here
by notified. that State Convention will be held Ia
ths City OF sacramento, on "Wednesday the 4th day
OF August, 1885, and that the Apportionment OF rep
rcssntatlon therein, as settled upon by the State
Central Committee, II aa follows:
The daily Butte record., 1858-05-25

KILLED Ar GissoNvILLE.--The Erprsss
II informed that . youns man named Over
myer was killed at Gibsonv,lle by drunk.
On man. few days ago. overmysr kept a
Saloon. and had refused drink to his mur.
dsrer The decd vss done with bowie
knife. No particulars are given.
The daily Butte record., 1858-05-25

The WEArHga AT rHs NoaTu. --The
stormy, windy weather Of the past few
wssks has not been confined to this portion
Of the State. According to the SHASTA Re.
pablicaa. heavy rain aud hai storms have
recently visited that section. Similar storms
occurred ia Nay Of 1854 aud 1866.
The daily Butte record., 1858-05-25

THE Bio TaEEs According to the "Big
Tree Bulletin," visitors are already Aooking
TO abs Mammoth Grove IL will be popu-
lar rsssrt during tho hot months.
The daily Butte record., 1858-05-25

HAY INJuaEp.--rho hay crop about Shas.
q has been considerably injured by tho
lato rains.
The daily Butte record., 1858-05-25
no. Mr.. John II. LiIIard 1. authorized .

receive Subscriptions and collect moneys 'r the
Daily and Tr. Weekly Butte Record. Persons living
nj distance obtain the paper BY furnishing him
with their nanaes.
The daily Butte record., 1858-05-25
Channel Rock.

~ olI'iE to the stockholdrrs uf said Company Is
~ hercbs given that asses-ment uf one hun
dted dollars iu the share hqs' been levied by the
Hoard oi Trustees, and Is pa, able io Geo. Emery,
Treasurer AT his banking house ia Orvyls, on the
lei day cl June 1855.
THos. WELL :, scc'y c. r NJ Co
May 6,h i5s-ml2-lod -
The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1858-02-11

4 Fortune Chasing Pretty Woma,,
by Taemmph.-Somc two weeks ago there
arrived in our city n beautiful young widow
of twenty five, (a Hungarian by birth,) on
her way to New Orleans, en- route to Havana
where she intended to engage in her pro-
fcssion as female physician. She was
alonc-an exile from Hungary, where her
husband had lived and died patriot. On
Friday last an agent from the house of
Rothschills, the great bankers, also reached
our city in chase of the beautiful young self
reliant widow, who is intent upon her
journey to Havana. lie had been dis
patched from Europe 10 seek out the wan
derer and bear to her the "gad tidings'
that she has recently come into immense
possessions at home, and to invite her to
retrace her trip. With the aid of the tee
graph, he learned that she had arrived safely
in New Orleans, and was stopping at the
St. Louis Hotel. A second dispatch, ure-
ing her to await his arrival, was forwarded,
and he has hastencd on 10 bear to her the
information that she has fortune of eleven
millions at home awaiting her disposal
Louisville Democrat. -
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DR.. Johnson on Teaching Tho master
was severe, and. wrong. .headedly severe
He used to beat lis numerically; and he
did not distinguish between ignorance and
negligence; forhe would beat a boy equally
fdr, not knowing q thing as for neglec.ing to
know it. For instance, lie ewouId call "a
boy up, and askshim Latin for candlestick,
,gh,ch theboy could notexpect to he, asked.
Nav, sir, ii q boy could asanswer every dl,cs.
tom there wo,slds sbe tios need Of Ia master
10 teach him q sssl s q.
The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1858-02-11

-1riGciaI Ear Drums are now made
and used 10 Il very considerable extent, to
supply the place ofthe natural one when
that is deficient Or broken. They arc made
with fine silver wire, attached to one of
two small silver plates, between which the
disk Of india rubber or gutta percha is held.
The latter is about three quarters of an
inch in diameter, which leaves sufficient
margin for the surgeon TO cut out a mem
brane Of any shape that may seem to him
desirable, and to leave the silver plate,
either in the centre or towards the cir
cumfercnce at his discretion. The silver
wire is of sufficient length to admit Of the
membrane being introduced or withdrawn
10y the patient, but it is not perceived extcr'
naIly, except VI on special observation.
The effect produced on some persons by
this apparatus is said to be almost magical
they not only hearing sounds close to
them, but also those far off. Some fine no
Inconvenience whatever from the new drum:
othars can only wear it an hour or two
every day, until by use they lose the uncom-
Portable feeling caused at first.
The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1858-02-11

Tile Murricd Man.-IInw is it that girls
can always tell married from single
mans The fact is iudisputable-the phil
osophy oft is beyond our ken. ., Blackwood
says that "tho fact of matrimony or
bachclorship is written SO lcgibly in a
mans appearance, that no ingenuity can
conceal it. Every where there is some in
explicable Instinct that tells us whether au
individual (whose name, fortune and cir
cumstances are entirely;unknown) be or be
not a married man. Whether it's. a certain
subducd look, such as that which clarac-
terizes the lions in menagerie and dis
tinguisies them from the lords Of the desert,
we cannot tell; buttlat the truth is so, we
positively AFFIRM"
The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1858-02-11

Word T,0istina.-A New York ptnster
challenged sick mans vote, at the recent
election, on the ground that he was an ~
legal voter. Probably it was the same per-
son who challenged a squint-eyed voter, be.
cause he was not natural eyes,ea. z
The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1858-02-11

Which travels fastest, heat or cold g.
Heat does, because you can catch cold.
The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1858-02-11

: Book Revie,oing. The whole secret Of
"a, art is condensed into the following
ern mode Of book reviewing:
You've sent me your book,
And I've tried to review it,
\ Though td5teIl the real truth,
/ haven't looked through il
2 2 But looking or not,
rTis surely enough,
For I've got the book,
And you've got the puff:
The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1858-02-11

Pretty Good.-A very. charming daugh-
ter Of one ofthe "solid men of Boston," being
Mt ball few evenings since, was solicited
by combination of moustache starch and
broadcloth, for the honor of her hand in a
dance, to which solicitation she returned, an
affirmative answer. Ina subsequent con.
yersation, the aforesaid combination inquir-
ed her, fathers business. ale is wood
sawyer" she replied. The fellow sloped.
feeling that he had let himselfdowu foot
or two by the association. The Iady's
father was wealthy dsslsr in mahogany,
which occasiepallysshad ke be sawedi:sby
himself, orsunder lis own 6psryisiop. y
Why isa kiss likss sssoihe ! ssis Saas 1 BE;
cause there are two heads AMI ~. g