The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1858-05-01


covered depletioa IN that keenly sensitive !
part. I marvel that our medical Libraries
do not contain 1t least one volume setting
forth the results Of investigates in this |
inviting region Of anthropological scs-
ence. Sudden vacuum and collapse Of
the pocket. How terrible the convuhions
tia, follow 30 critical ! Gazing in The
stomach, nov, is an organ that must al
WAYS be kept to a certain degree OF re-
p,etion to insure fair health sid happl-
ueis, but sudden disgorging from that VI
tai organ does not proceed quite to the
hazard of human life-on the contrary,
i, often gives tho patient manifest relief.
Throw up even the bile, to cay nothing
of the roast and the toast which cause
stopachic distension, aud flush OF JOY |
often suffuses the countcnanee. But the |
pocket, however overlooked, Cause an un- |
accountable and unlocked for " nary red
ness in that organ, and futter, paipita-
ton and panic seize ia once the citadel
Of life. Ihave been painful witness to
two tortures Of that kind, and would a.
soon accept an invitation to preside at
the Official tapping of the jugular of the
next French conspiracy as witness the
agonies Of tapped pocket. :,
On a train from Cincinnati to central
Kentucky, one day last fall, the jolliest
passenger that ever paid fare kept his
part of the car in roar With his merri-
men, and Jokes. Even such fragments
of his stories as reached my own car
above the rail chatter drew the resistless
laugh in spite of me. He was prosper
GUS stock-droyer, and his exuberance
without doubt had its source and supply
in a pocket full of 81, 800, with which he
was going to decimate the cattle on
thousand hills and embark them for Is
Coyes and q market" But suddenly,
unaccountably, in the twinkle of an eye,
the attn" became intangible. The skill
of a pickpocket in the crowd at the last
station had prevailed over affection, graf
itude and all the laws which bind purses
to pockets, and the cash could no longer
, be considered " in haud"-at all events
not in his hand. But didn't his hand, or
. rather a pair of them-and such hands
too. powerful enough to fell an ox-didn'
his hands make at the rate of sixty dives
a minute into every pocket In every gar
!, ment on his person, IN the vain hope thai
somehow the missing treasure would spir
ii itself back again as mysterlously as II
VENT And then his cheek blancled, hi'
tongue uttered incoherent rawlings, aac
= his eye wandered under seats, over seat
- and into all sorts Of impossible places
= but the money had gone to that bourn'
from which no change ever returns.
saw him the next day at Lexington, ant
n the starch Of story telling had gone clea
Is out of him The melancholy OF Falstaf',
4 pibbed cat was no touch TO the sadnes
that prevailed every feature Hamlet
too, remember me to excla.in-"AIas poo
IS Yorick. Where be your giles and joke
Is now? Where your gambol and hashe
a of merriment, that were wont to set tn
=, table on roar Not one now to moe
=, your own grinuing-quite chopfallen.
u Hurrying up Broadway yesterday,
lie sinuous elbowiug among the crowd at tn
I. rate Of two miles an hour could be Gale
hurrying. | saw two women renonstrs
ting with another woman in tilt most ~
cited manner, and apparently holding h
in from self destruction. Presently ht
veil came off and saw the cause OF t.
trouble at once. had seen the symton
before, and diagnosed the case in an IL
slant. The blanchea cheek, liyid lip an
wild, wandering eye tod unmistakabI
Of collapse and asphyxia Of tie poke
One Of the ladies' seeing that | observe
them approached me, saying her noth'
81. had Just lost large amount Of none.
= aud enauired if had seen any one pie
=. ing pocket. Poor woman, she was in I
state Of mind to remember that tho
III things are seldom seer. She might
ed well have enquired if | had seen Sign
lid Blitz putting his canarles into egg shell
or seen any gay Lothario picking We
lock. And so | kept on ny way, musii
ie- on - The Vanity OF Riches" and t
Dc wings which they take to themselves al
nd fly away.
! The L. S. Steam Frigrate, Susqaeha
.,,o ma, arrived at this port, last week, FRI
'a the West Indies, with crew of 400 p
M sous and fine cargo of Yellow Fever, a
led we are in a good deal of fright about
50, We quite expect our panic to be follow
with plague, this summer; but this
rather early to look for the terrible Vi
nav tation. The ship was sent to Quarant
rec under strict supervision Of the Hea
sat Authorities, and probably the contag
owe will not spread this time, az it is rapi
the abating aboard the ship. Still it is a |
-, warning Of what we may look for in otl
arrivals
Lotteries and gift enterprises are Y
ing much under cloud here just now.
Let lice officials are coming down on tn
= daily, or as fast as they can be smol
out, with those unpleasant little dc
We ments called warrants, not drawn in bl;
will either, SO the officer is very sure Of pl
e." every time The letters that pour il
,;v. these swindiing and broken up conce
are detained at the Post Office, open
a'', and returned to the writers with I
'ow- of caution from Mayor Tiemann, to
ware of Gift and Lottery concerns, as t
are frauds of the worst order.
=. Our Deylin is having distressed
- of it. The way of the transgresso1
Z. hard, even for Street Commissioner
surely, if anybody, ought to meni
aFeh ways, and make them easy to travel.
man applied to the Courts to arrest the VI;
GEMS for contempt-yhich / have no d.