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Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1858-12-18
A Medical Examiner.

ProfeSsorOf Anatomy-How many bones
are there in the human body
Student-That depends upon what one
has had for dinner. In shad time there
are generally more or less.
Professor-Where is the heart situated ?
Student-C csmonl in the left side of
the thorax bat the majority Of the stu
dents lose theirs altogether before leaving
college.
Professor are the carotid arte-
ries
Student-They arise on each side of the
neck, and pass up as high as the shirt col
lar, then down the insensate canal, and ter
inmate in both boots.
Professor of Chemistry-Of what is the
atmosphere composed?
Stndent-Oxygen, nitrogen and other
foul gases, depending somewhat upon the
inhabitants and filth of the streets.
Professor-Giye an example of the non
electrics
student-Rosin, feathers, hoops, old
bachelors and lghtnibg-rods.
Professor Of Materia Mediea Name
some Of the emetic agents.
Student--Ipecae, warm water, too much
liquor and sea-sickness.
Professor--What is considered the max
imum dose of opium
Student-0ne drop Of the millionth dilu
ton of one half of the smallest possibl
quantity, is powerful dose for homeo
puthetlc but We have been advised {,
give It as long as the patient can wallOw
and repeat the dose.
Professor Of Surgery-How would yoI
distinguish disloeation from sprain
Student-The safest way is to twist tn,
the injured limb until we are sure it is dis
located, then set. All concerned are bet
ter satisfied.
PrOfessor-W What is the treatment for en-
largement Of the tonsls
Student-That must depend upon Gil
cumstances. If / had tonsil instrumen
IshOuld remove them, but otherwise trea
them nationally.
Professor Of Theory and Practice-GiV
rs the best treatment for intermittent fe
yer.
student-Give quinine until the patien
is blind, and then send bin to an eye snI
geon.
Professor Would not the warm bath b
good in connection with the quinine
Student Certainly, and the warmer IL
the better. n
Professor bow long would you keep th
patient In il
Stndent--Until the skin slips, and thel
ssWeat him OF with hot stuff
Professor Of Obstetries--H Have you ba'
any experience in the lying-in department.
Student Certainly, sir / was notes
for lying 10 our town and came near bein,
laid ont forit. The student was allowed
degree. -s
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OGod how beauhfuiis earth,
In sunlight or in shade
Her forest with her waving arch,
Her flowers that gem the glade.
1lerhiIlocks, white with ncecy hocks,
$500 Her folds with grain that glow
lIeespufhling rivers, deep and broad,
That through tue valley aOw.
Her crested wates that clash the shore,
Aud ifttheir anthem loud
Her mountains With their solemn brows,
That WOO the yielding clond.
God how beautiful is life,
Vhat thou dost lend Us here
with tinted hopes that line the cloud,
And joys that gem the tear.
with cradle hymns Of mothers young,
And tread Of youthful feet,
That scarce in their elastic bound,
Bow down the grass flowers sweet
With brightness round The pilgrims staff
Who, at the setting sun,
Beholds the golden gates thrown vice,
And all his work well doue.
Bat If this earth, which changes mar,
This iife to death that leads,
Are made SO beautiful by Him
From whom all good proceeds
How glorious must that region be
Where all the pure and blest,
From chance, aud fear, and sorrow free,
Attain eternal rest.
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Farming in France and England

The following compact comparison of the
agriculture of these two countries, found
In Mr.. Howard's Letters from Europe, will
be introduced:
The change in the rural scene is particu
iarly striking. Instead of the large square
fields Of England, divided 10y green hedges,
and each field devoted to particular crop,
we see few fences, except those along the
roadside; the land occupied by different
crops consisting of long narrow strips,
which, particularly where the surface is un-
even, gives a singular aspect to the coun-
try. 1t is not uncommon to see strip OF
wheat. one of oats, one of lucerne, clover
or grass, and one composed Of patches OF
different kinds Of vegetables, neither strip
being more than rod in width,--all be-
longing TO one occupant. Sometimes, but
rarely, we pass farm where cultivation is
pursued more on the English system. The
absence of domestic animals is noticed at
once In England, the numerous 0ockS and
herds add greatly to the interest and beau
" Of the landscape In France we pass
for miles without seeing a sheep or cow
Herein is a difference which forms an i'm
portant distinction in the agriculture Of the
two countries The one strives to produce
eli the meat he can, and ia so doing pro-
vides for the support (and eveB the in
creasel Of the fertility of the soil, and the
greater production of breadstuffs. The
other keeps the smallest number of domes-
tic animals that he can get along with
The statistics Of the two countries show
the immense advantage Of the English sys-
TEN.
Instead of turnips and other root crops
of England, we see the exhauSting crops of
hemp, sometimes of tobacco, and the cereal
grains, without proper supply of the ma
nures The grain crops are evidently much
less in yield than those of England, and
what grass there is much less luxuriant-
Lucerne is largely cultivated in some sec
tions, and appears to flourish well. Along
the Seine and on other alluYial deposits, it
affords three or four cuttings in a season.
Under such circumstances, it is an admira-
BILE crop. 1t would be fine thing in
America, if We could cultivate it with the
same results; but think numerous expert
ments have proved that the extensive drouth
and extreme cold Of our country, during
the first year of its growth, are too severe
for it, Country Gentleman.
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RAvrnxA. O.. Nor. 1858.

HANENNAs ~ NOV. lhoHs
DR. IT, TUBBs-SS am glad 10 add nay estlmany % the
number thoze sou receiving. II after much per-
suaou ut cOnsg Tied you PernRps hb may nhueuce
hesiiang invalid 10 seek relief at sour hands Daring
the Winter 0f iSj5 reduced 10 be uuae when
rongest 81 at the table Ny affection said 10 be a
disease Of the left lung heart and stomach The cough was
efy seye attended with sortness OF beath night sWeats,
rd sweing Of the feet and ankles igesiou was 20 feeble
hat oond eat le else than cracker during the Winter and
or two snccestiye weeks sulssed rice water gum
de water Sinking turn nearly day, 4
enasionai several Ia day. deprving me Of seoh, and
-onenies n sight Also iapitann distressing. The
eat ap eared 70 stop al times causing dsaike sensation
boheh the breath gone, AID te creuatnn arrested
thus erne indesobabe aud tD all appearance balancing
hetween lie and DEATH fingered unth relief WAS oiaied
rder your treatment vas at that time residing IN North
ed summit Co.. where tho circumstances here given wefs
generally. enioying comfortable health and
Augh not sgorous many able 70 perform houseoh
ate without Inconvenience and have walked nes
18th suaeling nothing than htgue at the time The
rea benefit fred from yoOr treahnent and the Interest
ou Aaye tdIdesed Tor me- SHAH b. held in grateful
mena !ce Respectfully Your
Nov. 10. MIs. NARY A. BATENAJ.
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-AYERs5
Ague Cure,


FOR THE SPEEDY CURE OF
Intermittent Fever, or Fever and Ague,
Remittent Fever, Chill Fever, Dumb
Ague. Periodical Headache, or Bilious
Headache, and Bilious Fevers, indeed
for the whole class of diseases origi-
mating in hillary arrangement, caused
by the Malaria of miasmatic countries
No one remedy is louder called for by the
necessities of the American people than sure
and safe cure for Fever and Ague. such
we are now enabled to offer, with perfect
certainty that it will eradicate the disease,
and with assurance, founded on proof, that
no harm can arise from its use ip any guam
tity.
That which protects from or prevents this
disorder must be of immense service in the
communities where it prevails Preuention is
better than cure, for the patient escapes the
risk which he must run in violent attacks OF
this baleful distefnper This "CURE" expels
the miasmatic poison of FEVER AND AeUB
from the system and prevents the develops
ment of the disease, if taken on the first ap-
proach of its premonitory symptoms. 1t is
not only the best remedy ever yet discovered
for this class of complaints, but also the
cheapest. The large quantity we supply for
dollar brings it within the reach of every
body; and in bilious districts, where FEVER
AND AeUE prevails, every body should have it
and use it freely both for cure and protection.
1t is hoped this price will place it within the
reach of all--the poor as well as the rich. A
great superiority of this remedy over any
other ever discovered for the speedy and GER
tain cure of Intermittents is, that it contains
no Quinine-o or mineral, consequently it pro-
duces no quinism or other injurious effects
whatever upon the constitution. Those cured
by it are left as healthy as if they had never
had the disease.
Fever and Agueis not alone the consequence
of the miasnatic poison. A great variety Of
disorders arise from its irritation, among which
are Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Gout, Headache,
Blindness, Toothache, Earache, Catarrh, Asth-
ma, Palpitation, Painful Affection of the
Spleen, Mysteries, Pain in the Bowels, Collie,
Paralysis, and Derangement Of the Stomach,
all of which. when originating in this cause,
put on the intermittent type, or become period
ical This CURE expels the poison from
the blood, and consequently cures them all
alike. 1t is an invaluable protection TO immi-
grants and persons travelling or temporarily
residing in the malarious districts If taken
occasionally or daily while exposed to the in
fection, that will be excreted from the system,
and cannot accumulate in sufficient quantity
to ripen into sease. Hence it is even more
valuable for protection than cure, and few will
ever suffer from mterlnittents, if they avail
themselves Of the protection this remedy at
fords.
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For sale by

BENHAM Il JOHNSON, Ashtabula.
W. r. ALLEN jefferson.
A. r. BECKMTTH New Lyme,
A. MeCAUSLAND, RockeTeek. o.
4. CURTIS Truuhiili
N PARISH, KinPsyiie.
J.. LYONS, COnnpait.
H. MORGAN Ilartsgrove,
B. F. PHILLIPS Coebrook.
w. ". Pulls Co.. Austinbnrg
J. II. WHEEL Err. F 81 TrumbuI
r. u. NORTON. Andoyer
r. SPRING, Geneva
And by Agent in all principal towns In Ohio.
For Medicines and Agencies, address
H. b. KINGSLEY, CLFyELANn,
430 Agent forOlio'
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am physician OF thirty years practice. My principal
study has been disease Of female They have generally oaied
my best Efforts Obtaining the materials COM oSing Mar
fhalrs Uterine Cathocon pleased with them gave
them fair trial and found myself abundanty succes 'l1i IN
NV former practice could only mitigate the ymptoiH o.
about half the and could not In ten. Now
can radically least seventeen in twenty and mitigate
the rest consider Marshalrs Uterine Cathecon the great
est blessing 10 femaesl have met with.
j H. WILLIAMS, NJ. D.. Charleston.
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IIIINUITIT TIIh
BcHeroienf fqsfuoa, ecabshtd by special lsndcNHle
J0T ne Rehg n ne Sifh aad Disircssed atticiea
tHh IirnLenl aAd Epsdemlc Laseasel

PHlBAUELBl lila
BcHeroienf fasuffoa esahsked bv special EndewmeHt
Jn ne Reiig n ne Sift and Dsiressed afflicted
FHh btrnient and EpSdcmic Isease'
TNHE HOWARD ASSOCIATION, in
i view Of the awful destruction Of human life, caused by
Sexual Deasctand the decopons pracicpd upon the nn
fortunate victims Of such a. eases Quacs yca
ago directed their consulting surgeon, a. CHARITABLE
ACT worihy ofther nauc 10 open q nspensay Cor The
gvo MEDICAL ADVICE GRAtlS 70 an WHO nrnly by letter.
tn adoscion Of their condition, incc, occafou. habits
riie. 30 and In OF extreme ovortv o FtiRNlsIf
WrpttfVfs FREE or CHARGE Histcei eas 10 ndd that
thc As,oction commands the hiehet Mdcal lll of the
400 ana Niu finnish the moet Mipfo,td modern fntnct
Tie Directors OF the Association, ~ their Annnnl Report
rn ne ttcatnent Of sextuai Diseases hr the yeas ending
Jfaaiv Id 1853 express nie highest satsacloh m TIE
nccess which hes attended the ators o the consulting Sur
yn,r In e cfe ot se nalurrlpnH Siinal Nonkness In
nosrre 3ohorthrn, Geet syphilis. the vice n Vnnism or
eli abuse &c aud order coinueice OF the aine pan ior
the ensuing year. an, Ill, ..,s.....a a.,
great bcneGt 10 e afflicted especially TO te young aud
they have resolved devote theuelyr with renewed zea
to this very important aud much desped cause. -
An nimaHe Report on Sfeuratnffhirh or 1enld Ne"A,
ness the Vice Of 0nansn astufhaton solf Abuse and
other diseases the Sexual Organs g tht Consulting sur,
geon, which will sert by mail lin sealed EnseloreJ
FREE OF CHAR +, he receipt of two HamlF io ros,
acc Other Report m Tracts on the nature and treatment
of sexual diseases, diet Nc, constantly bring nhslea
pththtnus disthon and viii be seat 10 the afflicted =
Some of the remedies and methods Of treatment discor
er,flfi f-irr t,ol 2 te7rI nfo of urai value.
Address Dr. GEO. r. CALonuN. Consulting suIFeoi
Howard Associ iwt ~ ouh NINTH Street Pbnadelphs
GEO. FABCHIID, Secretary,
a52 .Hi. Iii FYr q N 7rrfrrvFlI. President
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ASHTABULA
UNION SCH OIL

Principal aud SHpsriFieNaaHi.
REV. @. L. BR u CE, A. Is.
High School, Rev. G. L. BBUcE,
Grammar School, Miss $. l.. PAINE
intermediate. Miss ELNuA Fox.
Second intermediate, Miss LYDIA l.. WILLY.
Primary, Miss W. NJ. KELLOGG
The School is Free to all persons Of suitable residing
within the Borough limits, aud the District attached thereto
for School purposes
Forty weeks constitute year. Tens for pupils from abroad
will be. a.
For Intennediate " 1000
For Grammar Z" l2OO
FOR Higb school 1900
And pro rata for each term.
Tuition payable in advance.
All applications for admission TO be made to The Supern
tendant
Term September s. the Winer.Tem, January g 1859.
inc of terms No pupils out of the village will I've received for
period than and deductions for absence
cent in cases of sickness or re oval. 432
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S5 sewing Maohinee |

A Practical Family Sewing Machine for
"a S. Performing fully equal work No missing or rpJ-
ing Of stitches no gettug out Of order Anybody use
It; every body viii Lave IT,
(iSeei red by recent Grant Of Letters Patent. J
Exclusive Rights few state aud Counties will be pac
ed within tire reach Of any enterprsing business man. "a
portion of the Territory already securely
The PropneOr confidently feel they pace before te
public the greatest chance for profitable investment
iered Sewing Machine containing the requisite qualities
which, BY IL astonishiRg suAey ane lsg cost win s once
Eadhine 70 cnne within tleiT grasp,
~ Pares wishing purchase requested 70 call ai
once examine this most wonderful aehefeneni nd secure
monopoly Of tie State az County desiied - -
81 NOVELTY S. SEWING MACHINE co.
Once. BARTLErr a Co., Needle Manufacturers,
Iu,tOf a0l Broadway, cor Canal ~, New YORK
on or send Or q cSeday lil3 e4s Of laachinss
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ORS. SALISBURY & HUMPHREY
or THE
ECLECTIC and GERMAN
Practice of Medicine,

HAVING permanently located in this place, Of
Ter the prot essional services 10 the Inhabitants Of Astaua
1 % lM9anang ~ iownsps, for the Cure Of all CHRoNlc and
Ac' diseases OF every adc type and character, 10 which
the Human SYSTEM Is Incident
Twenty years experience would enable them 10 sa that they
feel confident that CoLDs Corcls Coyst-yfrioy l}RoS
cHTgs, ESARoED ToSsILs and sgF TsoATs when treated
~ he NSN way WI ue sale sgIeabe and reliable and wid
when any means adopted by mortal man. can cure
Deases Of the Lger Stomach, Rdasys B0usis and Ser
Hat OTgahs, Ieaa WIN those safe, putan and pouuOuf
concentrated and ezenfid agencies Of the Feotie sioos
which are purely and f0siiisey NkgsTAlE
RheunatisH, Chronic, Nervous, Acute treated la
that falling agent, when properly appieal ESQ
fRciTY. Diseases of the Heart spine, skin aud Gadia,
systems, successfully treated Al serolula Alecious lso.
and Fever |Sores generally cured,
feualf ssknesses whether Nervous or Organic Chronic
or oterNise, will be cured relieved In short time
Those BY consult them q their oice formerly
9eclpea - Dr. McCune, opposite Brigham Co.'S clohing
l9q' f4ose AZ distance consult hhn ~ sending ~
q " fatt With tlfif t and " htd ON the Vial
f1fraft fnif1d 20 diseases Of tllo ErE and EAR.--
rD sAi1sBURf a HUMPHREY.
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BOOKS & STATIONARY,-A few
1OScoo Books Of the latest fashion (do not buy but few for
fear they would change when TIE fuls but what
have for sale also Blank Books laTer Pens, Ink, Waters,
Fnyelofe&cs &c. ROOT & MORRISON
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Read what Dr. Bushre rays the Gra1enberg Medicines
Dr. b. is a physician Of extensive Practice and one Of the
most successful the county Crumbu IN which he resides
Ti rertides that have used the GraHenlerg pills and
Mnrsars Catholicon sold beIe by j. H. c. johnson, In my
practice to my entire satisfaction They are good medicines
DIR. q. W. BUSHNELL.
II u n
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J.H. WILLIAMS, N. D.. Charleston.
West Dedford cosboeton Co.. NAV "A, .

West Bedford, COshocon Co" May IA, OIL
Mr. II Kingsley Sir have been selling the medicines
of the GrantqberS compact for the last ten ea ard have
Invariably found them to give good satisfaon and the ps
have sold a gveat many families regularly their tea
and coffee with trade they have bocone staple
tce Marsbalrs Uteiiue Cathohcon is medcne that has
done gIeat amount Of good in female diease 'ne lady
sold II to told She had received more benefit from bot
tie than She did from long OF medical treatment by
Wv JAMES WILSON.
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january Ap pointments.
DR. II. TUBBS will be in attendance

H rs follows;
Ashtabula, Ashabula House. Saturday, Jan. l.
PainesYille. Cowles House, Monday, Jan g.
Conueaut,ille, Pa, Power House, Friday, Dec. II.
CouneauI fremont House. Friday, Dec 81
For consultation upon all diseases Of the Throat Lungs
Heart, Liver stomach, Bowels Kidneys and Spleen also
Dropsy Gael rheumatism Nervousness Debility, DysTepsi,
Female Diseases Ague and Fever Fits Impurities Of the Blood
Erupons Cancers Ulcers and all other varieties Of long
ing complaints, both i.xternal and Internal.
For ten Yeas DR.. T. has devoted his entire time
chronic diseases, treating thousands annually many OF whom
had exhausted every other within reach In
mineral Ohe pOsOHs employed does he make sick 10
aake Neh tear dONA 10 baHB dgaiH. The medicine
be taken Will safety by the most delicate and arnt may re-
main home and continue with prudence their ordinary
diet and exercise Many hundreds under the
treatment fiend and physician had gwen up all hope
the indsputabe evidences Of which always be furnished
inyals how reduced desairing, invited 10 call.
and be assured thRt encouragement VIII be given
expense incurred without corresponding prospect OF recovery
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ROOTS & SHOES.

BOOTS g. SHOES,
TUST RECEIVED, by
j r O 0 T & NJ o r r | S o n ,
at their old Emporium
l5O pairs Mems thick Boots Moss, 10, y,
so do do Kip Boots, do Z, 10, II,
so DO do Caf Boots do Z, 10, IL,
115 do Boys thick Boots, do =, 8, 10,
10 do do Kip Boots do 4, 5, TO,
p do Youths Calf Boots, do S. 10, IL,
800 do Ladies' Kip, CALI and Enameled Leather Boots.
Cents Congress- GaeI Kid Calf and Enamelled Leather
do Buffalo and Rubber Osershoes;
Ladies' Morocco, Kid and Lasting Congress Caters;
do Jenny Kind Patent Leather and Ennnieled Buskns;
do silk Lasting Caters, foNed all round;
do Morocco and Enanielled Caters;
Misses Lasting Caters, Nos 10 and -;
do Fnampled and Calf Lace Boots, 10, to2i
Chiidrrn's Calf Lace Boots for winter.
do Lasting Tfp'd Caters;
do Morocco Lace Boots;
BOYS Call, Kip aud Patent Leather Shoes
Ladies' and Gents I{ubbers, Buskins and Sandals;
do do Cork S0es.
In fact everything in the line of Boots and Shoes Having
given this branch of business special attention for several
yearsknowng the wants of the community and having none
but the very best of work. think think safely
that in this line not to be beat CALL AND LOOK
AND Yor WILL CONVINCED. ROOT MORRISON.
Ashtahuls Oct 6, 1906.
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GRAFFENBERG
HOME TESTIMONY.

Hartford, Trumbull Co. o. March 7th, 1857.
hereby certify that have dealing in the raTenberg
Medicines past year. and truly that have
ne yer offered any medicines the public that have met with
fine cided appreciation Of the people like these particularly
lie P and Cathoicon. They will readily perform all and
more ta Is promised for them. have sold about fifty bot
lies of the Cal hocon the past season. aud hear the best
suits in every >. II T. JOiNSON, MedcaI Agt
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GOLD PENS.-If you wish to get a
~ Superior Gold Pen cain Al STEELEs, and Try his a.
he has just received a fine lot per Express.
Ashtabulg April 25, 1881. ~
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Fire and Inland Navigation Ilsmdnce.
TANNING MILLS.

HAVING now commenced the Manu-
featuring Of FaNNING MILLS in this oeiy again. by pro-
duciug better article Than has ben sold 10 this state,
and thus making Il profitable the farmers 70 use theul
wish 10 sseile that latrOnagea
Fannng Mill Merits.
Fanung Mil j. one being well made does is work per-
feet and speedily dsi ed that viii Clean etery
payiis Of Chez Caktl anai OATS nom the wheat. aud
Sare en- ne BAeaf and clean all other kinds Of grain ard
seeds we'll The M now make will DO all this II ls not
large M-Wil 20 Ia most any grnfyhaf more sires aId
Screens than usualturns uncommon easyir euhsanal
good mill b. bought at An orders promptly attended
To- Shop on Bunker nn. LEWIS ~ CROSBY,
Asbtahuia, june 1at, l35e "a