The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1858-06-18

churches under their control fresh
painted every Saturday. with tie
savage and brutal view OF putting
some limit to the expansion of petit.
0a'lNHkS VgFr9 TAI 81
AAn@fh lpnce gave a reason
for not exchanging with his profess
ion, which is worth rea1ing: 1T n,
man bctterithanI, supply my place
my parishoners will thenceiorth be
discontented with me, but il my pull
pit be supplied with worse preach
or than / am, verify, he is not fit to
preseh A. all.' fasE
n aSrelatcd that a lady made q
complaint to Frederick the Great,
King OF Prussia.
"Your Majesty said she, my
husband treats Inc badly"
"This is none Of my business" "
said the King. .-
"But he clpcaks i'll of you,' said
the lady.
"That," replied be, sis none Of
your ,busincss." ,t ' ..t.-.
The three great .conquerors of the
world are Fashion, Love, and Death.
A MAN is responsible for what he be.
lieves. but of,ener for what he disbc'
believeG 8 L
ShEthat marries man because he is
"gocd match" must not be surprised
tie turns oui a "Luci!er, ..t .....'.
A MAN was brought into Court yes.
terday incur city upon grave charges.
The charges were for burying his wife.
"TuAT.sir, is tho Spirit of the Press,
eaid Mrs. Bigelow, as she handed q
glass Of cider to her neighbor, Mr.
Brown. C. = = WhH~@
A LADY's drawing,room is that in
which she receives company; an or.
lists, thatirf which, he makes pictures,
and denfsrs that in which he pulls
teeth. r.-F' s..te ..,f 20.
lr is said that, in one of the Interior
towns OF California, scven.eig ghls Of the
population are under twenty one cars
of age. The yield OF gold ought TO be
abundunt whore minors are so numer'
QUE. N.I..' .,......
lady Yns walking short time
go, "a gsnIefran's button was caught
ia the fringe of her shawl. Some mo-.
uents elapsed before the parties were
.rparated.
III am attached to you" said the gen.
,leman. good humoredly.
"Yhesastaobment is mutual. sir, was
III. good hunnoredlrepiy.
ANEW YoRK Irishman, who had sue
ccedod ala Mormon, in securing two
wives, each OF whom was subse quently
blessed with several "childer.' be
coming tired OF his numerous response
bilities and Of managing two wives
roaxed his wives out to walk upon the
>haIyes and while their attention wnS
irecled in another quarter, stepped on
board a steamer Just pushing of, and as
tho plank was drawn in, waived his
hand in adeu, and exclaimed, "Lctyez
ho good to aich other
A VIRGINIA. lawyer once objected
10 an expression of the act Of As,
sembly of Pennsylvania, that The
State House yard SHOULD he "sur-
rounded by . brick wall, and ramain
An oPeb ;enelosure forever" But"
said Judge breckenridge. who was
present,fl"I put him down by that
act Of the Legislature OF Virginia,
which identified, "A supplement to
an act to. amend an act making il
penal to alter the mark Of an I'M
marked hog
A YOUNG man wished to give his
portrait 10 his lady-lovc. Being
aware that Lor parents disapproved
OF his suit, and fearing that they
might be angry if his picture were
found In her possession, he wrote to
the artist ss iollows:y ~ r.. Tg
'Dssr SIR. wish 10 sit to you.ior
my portrait. As it is Intended for
the eyes OF one, personally, wish
It so painted that no one else will
recognize it." "t .ar
sHJ Jtr ,.rs rt ..a, .r-
ASEcRET FOR, LEGIsI,AToRs. AN
old 2SneberS Of the, Pennsylvania
Legja ttbre, who maintained his scat
and popularity for number ofyears
always voted mo" when q vote was
recorded; S"lor,D said he, when ask
ed his reason, "when a good law
passes, no one looks for the yeas and
nays ~ ~ when a had one passes
they hways do!'"~' ~
Two young men were examining
q case OF pcrfumery. one remarked
that "lfarrison, Of Philadelphia, hat
realized a considerable fortune by it,
manufacture" "a NGH 81.
"YS," said the other, ''no daub
he has; hut Mr.. Eau de Cologne
must have made great dcalmorc.
WpH SleddlnI was asked wha
kindiptsYnb hs !9'ea ttst, he IN
swefed, h other people's". Their
are a good many Slcridans nova
days. tAH'-'l
IE. ono Of our city schools, no
long ago, member Of the committe
asked the members 81 "a class whic
wAS d6 #sanin ssion, "What
the cause OF the. sadness OF tn
ocean7" Some little girl raised hc
head, ftsshetf with the discover
which had flashed upon her miuc