Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1858-08-06

\ fsrurr who had employed green En-
craljsr. ordered him 20 give the mul, some
corn .u tberlr. Ca his comm: IN, the far
insr a,kcI. Wei Pat. did YOU give the
corn ?'' e. To be surc did" How Jid
YOU give it, " And sure, as yea told me,
la the ear" e" Bu, how much did You
Eivc?' "Wrll. Yea -es. the eraytur
woulin', houli still, and kept switching hi.
ear about 50. eouldn', set bat about IS,
full In both ears"
An Cd woman was prarsins, in rather
enthusiastic terms, the sermon Of a Scotch
minister. who bad acquired a great name
for depth and .1blimi,y The suspicious OF
her auditor were htil, rorsei. and she
,enturpI to propose = question to her
wei, Jenny, DO you understand him ?"
4" Under.taDi him '' holding up her hands
in asionishBeu; at the question. :" me
understand him, wai | had the prcsump.
tom
IN OH Dutch tavern. keeper a, the lower
end u The borough, had b.. third wife and
b,ius asked DO, view. u mairimouy, replied
" Veil, den, You SO, De fr.i time marie.
for lJye--lai was soo; Den nsrries for
bsau'y-la, was g1o;, 10, aPOuI as zoo, as
DC fF,, bat lis time Marie, for money
and d, Is peter as Posh q" Old Convey
took practical vic~ VI things
A Mr.. Ame- in Norwich. who nd flled
his store with Gre works, tor the glorious
Fourth, wen, in on Thursday evening. to
eight uP," when a spark from the burn
ing lamp. ;ht,s fcll among his inlAmabls
assortment, AMI 10 half minute " crack
crs were exploding, rockets" .hooiin.
"chl''r, dying, " s5rpcui' Kissing, aud
- wheel. " revolving about bis head a, a
fearful rate. /, Is unnecessary to add. that
Mr.. An,. len, and the 0uiid,ns could Dot
10 approached, until the ryro,ychnic dis.
play 80. exhausted. \ spectator says, ne
never had - vivid an idea Of the internal
resi1l' before
WA, a world % truth IN this remark Of
Victor Hugo. There are some uniJr.u-
nate a.-u IN this world Christopher CO.
lumbus cannot attach hi. name u hi. dis
eoyery, Gaillatin cannot detAeh hi. from
his iatcution."
Their, are no women nowadays. In
rcad Of women, we have towering ediace'
o,,ik lace and lowers Punch.
Al, we'll, Mr. Punch, Il you rAnsAek one
OF shose ea.feos thoroughly, we guess you
will end woman some whsre about.
Louisville Jour.
For washing fne and elegant oolOr., the
Scientific American advises ladies to boil
some bran in rain water, aud uss the H.
quor cold. Nothing can equal il Tor ease
upon eolors and for cleansing cloth.
A tender. hearted widowsr tainted at the
funeral OF hi, beloved. What shall we
do with him - asked PerplOIed friend of
his. L.; b.n alone " said 4 wagsish BY.
standcr " hs II s0on re-EIrs."
WILL PATcHED. The trustee. Of the Az
rieuliural Society OF IIill,borO County. n.
IL, have placed on the eommi,tss on darn
ins and paisiilg John II. PaeA. Joseph
Pa'zh. Timothy Pa'eh, aud Edward Pa,eh.
al Of Different towns.
A paragraph has been going the round.
about lady Who has nouslaehe on her
lip. 1, is no, uncommon FOR young ladies
10 have noustaehos on their lips. bot rare
that they grow there.
What's the difference between an limo
cent young girl and ~igscd Old woman ?
One 10 careless and happy, and the other is
hairless aud esPPy.
THE CRoPs. The Lewiston Falls Journal
Of SATURDAY says We have made inquir-
i.s Of many Of our agricultural friends IN
different psrss Of the country. ss to the
prospects Of the growing crop. All agree
that eorn. potatoes, fruit, in fac. everything
bat hay, never appeared more promising"