Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-06-10

hopetl 10 insure 1omestie bliss. Three months
after that important event he expressed his epn-
rictign, with sagage earnestBess 70 Adrs SNUG 8
gins, that be iIadR't n be bad expected moth
ine (riis an ancient v.lluIHr,1 he might have
been q blessed .individIHl; rs it vas, he was q
WoinIly disappointed one. s,tte 5aE
Msss SmNgsigs1 quietly delivered = similar
OpiniGa respecting lielFelh aud Eenton with her
knitting EiliI an aggIaEating esinaess.s Z
sg Mr.. ). walked about the roOm eyIdently mn
der the impression that the law for asseu sad
battery was bVGh IIlhalleFgd and ;uHeonstiIq-
Iioni.L isaag ~ b bs-s ls5
lha Suiieniy lie stopped. st
= ..MrssSorugginsl Mrs Scrugginsia he Tpars I
cd, n~ Iigrecelved 10 reply l 5.el au laii
81 i'Wel, well. hear y9g man--l hear yeu,
said tisst auiable lady, AID She to9k up qnotaer
loop. What isii 80 u
''AmI TO iiaye pudding for ny dinner. or
notg'' aa.s rar4.,.
'.PeFhaps you may, aud maybe you magRt,n
was his ribs unsatisfactory reply
''Weil, well see about that. ssaTled Mr. >,
stamping around, and making his eeattaliS. ny ;
hbOut. -sssf-s'n,
well, nv dear, you had perhaps hest goa4di
sec about il; Sukey's ia tie kitcllen- Aid
then she dropped stitch. - taf rs i,al
You'd ogglayate saint, Madam cNcisiipedi
.'Do saints upset chairs IN iliat Nay was the
.,Alrs Suugeins,Y said the ipaie proprietor Ff
that euphouioefs name. eonfrontiag hisfslrPipg
partner. 1s
t'Wei2H s11f
''lyiil yOu make me Pudding, or nois8 81
'.Yon won',sy af ..a I'd
.'Don't bother rlc-I'ye told you once ~
81 fancy, Airs Suuggins. that you entered IN
TO a compact t. obey me, said her shameiulN
deceived lord. beating'the devils tattoo on.tils
II won't be Ortiered.'' was the reply And
the lady, with n great deal Of dignity, picked
up her traps and 1ouneel out Of ahe ROOM
In another minute the outraged gentleman
was in the Kitchen zsa
essrrant dumping lor hnHer-PleHty Of cur
'Wby, sir.H replied that young LADY, there's
one abilinn" i
Mr.. Smuggins was in the snHle dFradful posi-
ton that we could Imagine a certain editeF
would be in deprived OF q 'sgrierance, lie
was fairly Observation-Disclosures, woFdless,
with the exception Of Nonsense, which cane
feebly forth. s
..Well, look, sir, for yourself said Sunsan,a
HAIissus made il with her own Two hands an E
And there, sure, enough, boBbing mp and
n n l,Tiaiis Sizcii flumpliug-= slle-
81 81 idrlhr iins Which c
Con = Ind.ii. ic1i ci -n
Sc 4rone eel husband. he lrqee-c-. = ni' fii-
'.lYell uiadaTn, he began, so u seems tsiefF
is pudding after all a sq ol
''ks there was the echo ~ 4fl
Yes. madam, and it Is lucky for you that
there Is" -
ais it, really p was the provocative re-
+ eyes. madam, iss-isl Ia fact. sou dared not
mo, Mrs Smuggius, daredlnot have dlfoBsysa /
me- You knew that twas made, ana va pssel
- give specimen Of your internal eantanetogss
a =
'In-deei.l rcpiied Airs S, without 4 sRspi-
cious en- uluilasis h Now, If ygu don't leave tue
room. viii; all that I've got to sFy ls, that
won't be OysiereR,' And she went 20 aAotleF
rooul, slammed the door, ana losseo ~, y ~
s., boiling over with indignationi eoiisoled llsr-
selfas he went d0Wn town with the fast that ile
had gaiued Iiis point and that his pudding was
boiling, too. 4s.ttE acs.it .z
& Dinner lime came, ands 80 did our injured hiis-
hand dinners the tiRte 70 bring EN- homet) /
He sat down, said Roihing, i9pked daggeIs,
and pretended to qnaFsl with uls tel,sleis
Of tenderlions. The fact was, h9WsveF, that lls
was preserving an euoymOus corner si9r me.
dumping. gse .alz-
The dnmpling came. Mr.. Smugglas Iplllt ,ln,e
the lower buttons OF his vest, drew himself hail
a foot nearer 10 his work, and handed his plate,
saying grufiiy. 'fGiVe mu SOME Of that y.
(; ..You can have ii all, M. dear, was the mild
acquieseence Of his wife, as she pushed tie aisi5
towards him- r.,-s ssfsss,, = s...,.
Mr.. SuluEglflS LOON niA Cp1|t-
male. ayEhapg thatau be shotitslf! .z5.f
.sThe pudding, my dcafs was tlIsEelli1rs ..s.r
ssAyhat the --haVs you been doing % III II
he irantically demanded. -t r.,.-.if 4 -.s.f-l
Il rolled it in the ashes, my sweet love, Ion
know yoif said fhis morning that dafea hnt
'disobey yoH. No more have, my itiear----'
There's sour putiding-eat IL faer
The specimen of eonjugai obedieHee dIsapT ~
ed suddenly out Of the room, Win a nearly 1
laugh. 1t Vas lucky for her thai the door WIS
on eF.side, and had beenetr aiar expressly io's
"a ppoinptfexits sIl 6gssalnl- l-7z'3 hG1f
Mrs. slld many aibishly igiPar9l thing e.
the Impulse Of the moment; however, he vas.
ftof5 28tiei, cf a philosopher 70 let his pudding
cool. sob he cut e opendnd scOoped Ost the mid
He then went down town. and gave 9 liitle boy
lick on tie head for presumliig 10 Sip doiFn
against him
He didn't go home to supper, but stepped
over % HhOmpsOli. aud tiein1Eeil 70 othetheatrs
About ten o clock, something in The play seeEIi-
ed to tickle his fancy amazingly, pr he seiaIsl-
ed his head. as tbonghan idva had suddenly
taken roof there and stnilctld HAMLET tbuehed
Inc conscience of king With play5 had
play touched the eOTseieiies d Thomas Snug