Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1858-07-30

Punsh gi,cs.At, p,ece Of " Experimental
Economy
.up. .,iI 4. .r.s. with ~,.'rn du~n from l,ic,
o. Arsp le,,s %, Co, l.u u,A, a sic.
\ Western oli,1r, having published a
long leader on Hog rival paper in
tie .,me village upirails him ior obIrudins
- family matter, upon the public.
The Queen, Bench in England have dec
d-d hat IN h,slsh j., a Sufficient excuse Tor
BREACH u promise OF marriage.
Why vas rharoaL'. daughter like a stock
broker? Because shc 81 l,s,ls prophet
from the rusbss On thc banks.
\ man who dislike, mop-haniles. should
b, careful how he .pits tobacco juice on a
ryJ-hsadcd womhn'' carpet.
Ia Kansas, two weeks ago, Mis-. Irene
Baker, a girl Of seventeen, married man
% seventy. Eve from admiration o. ono Of his
political speeches. Thu. Is common 'ay
ir: y,r.6cl-"r1li,ic' make strange bed.
fellows"
NIlNr waI "a. your coulue; Ike a
watch e,sry day, ,zamiuin, minute'y whe,h-
90 you are "i..t" oT SOW.
'Ar, ,h1., pure clrU.s,?'' asked a zen.
t.,naa ~. bird l.ne.,r, with whom he va.
negotiating Cor a pair "la,. sir," sAil
e. dealer, c5oalruiial'y; - raised them
zero birds from ,hi. ,sry canary seed
"P.a,s. .ir, d.u't thiak Mr.. Dosim
TAX. hi. rhy.rc rss'lnr," aid doctors
10y {, bis employer. why so?'' Cause
", be-, se,,in: veil - precious fast"
The editor Of the IndiauOla tTsIa.) Cour.
icr says be has ia hi. oihes Frcnch sugar
beet weighing sixty pounds, measuring a
yard ia cirSunier,uee and over a yard IN
lcns:h.
The man who was moved TO tears" CON-
plain, % the danpne.s, and wishs, to be
moved back again.
MIR, want to buy a shilling, worth
Of hay" "Is &c Tor your tathsr2' "Oh,
~, H., Tor the horss-dad dssn't ca, hay
Women require more sleep than men and
farmer. les than tho-e engaged in any 9th.
cr occupation. Editors, reporters. printer.
and telegraph operators need no sleep at all,
lawyer. can slscP as much as they ehOOs'
AMI keep out Of mischief
lti.aid that a man who i, hung does
not pay the debt VI nature, but simply set.
an extension.
During the czam'aa,' n o, witness as
o thc STAIRS ia Oh. boss. the counsel ask
"a .y... r,r .,i the stairs run 20
I'll, a..l.,.. au. 90 was replied that Zone
way '.sy ran up stairs, hui the other way
thy "a ..s4 stairs. Tie learned coun-
=. w,r,gI his gyys, aad then took look at
to ceiling.
Let a woman have every virtue under the
suu, Il she is slaiisruly. or even inaPProPri-
Gts, in Ter drc-., her merits will b. more
than half ob.cured. II, being young she is
untidy or, heing old, fantastic or slovenly,
her meutal qualifications stand a chance oi
being passed over with Indifference.
Isu,ia Hamliu Of B-lchsrtowp. sixteen
years Of age. Will, gathering berries in a
pasture last week. killed two black snakes,
SIX feet in length, be,idss catching two stri-
ped snakes, which she put in her bosom and
carried home TO her mother Brave girl,
with eccentric tastes.
Mother end Tor the doctor" "Why
my .on - '' Cause that man in the parlor
!. gong to die. be aid he would If sister
Jane did no, marry him, and Jane said she
wouldn't"
J,rrod and Lamar Blanchard were stroll
lin. together about London. discussing pas
siouately plan for joinins Byron in Greece,
JerrolI, telling the story many years after,
.aid. &. bu. shower Of rain came on and
washed all the Greece cut ot u.s."