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Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1858-05-08

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thszapasne f:eer, quartz,
50 Boxas Choice Western alaese ~
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70 thtice Family DO.
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90 Pigs Feet.
30 Bis Deans Whisky, H.
50 90 Fishers a..
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70 Il Old Eye. 2
- Bbfls Aono.gaTs d coprreerr diis.iia
70 ksls Loat Sugar, single aud double gstnes
30 stsxes !IIAagwprtils Cata WA. aF
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10 Casks csstn;ca Rice.
800 3oE- S*aar Efruegas, ~
\ 800 Bags R!nEs Il Goa rise Salt,
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Aa5 4 1&saeeT If other articles, 10 al esswkle1#
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Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1858-05-08

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Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1858-05-08

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"a 10 Casks Elear Sides.
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AZ Casks tzE. Brandy,
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Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1858-05-08
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Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1858-05-08
CONSTITUTION % 1HE
LOUISIANA SUGAR MART,
.s TIE Or LOUISIANA
csIfg OF Il H# 8 Il LsA@a-

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Be Il knoan, tzzas this dag Eoefose ne, Hsg
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Eorz the Parish Of Hsze fFteans. s,ta e LaFs-
iisI5ana. s5ptF commissioned and aE4a1lllezI. ser-
sona!IYsaDe and appeared. tae persons Jlere-
matter named and tsr1de s. liz ned. who generally
declare that she 70 by these Hse4eEszs .osEl
Themselves into q corporation. NADER a~Qttlorz-
IT. Ct an ac1 q ting Legislature ol this State,
emitted An aeS lor the organization II eor~
poratiens fur works of public improvements
and utiEtty," inc 1871 approved March
l4sh. 1855, 70 which end shey MAKE aad
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Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1858-05-08
CaIhartic Pills.

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E1rgs-sFs With IS kEs~H 10 MAI, IHHzEas-ahsa urcsEs
aEe aaoE1 tas- taez1 F--Es Rave TfEtues wt7ea sur rszs iu
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psEaS1sassflg Eson si4e esfssEe Ct I'll men, Iazv s.e sz:s
sEd Pleasant 10 tasa. bsE rxsFegfst to ears- Their p-rs-
tTasiag properties stsss aiase G2s vital asEE@ffstssof tie E.xsr
gsasoxs liz G1ss-rGGasss g is etgaHss NsrifF TIM asezyt.
and szrsf disease. Iney sagg- e8s :5s Essss hasaa-s which
1Esea and s-9E a5=4Rtap@r- staEzE7ase sluee;sss or afse--
\ s4Eec organs Eas1 tEssr satasa: seszgn. syfa snsrsst healthy
Tone With strength 70 the Es.GSs srsts.a. ss.,s eD.T Il,
tss=s ssFs IT, eFEFE-aaF complaints as every tHav, sEat
also asss1i4assr aGa taD.ss9ss diseases tint aaEa tzsaHss
49, best 5f hsrnaAn Esfl. Wa5ts sa9sy urrtssee powerful
sascetas sRgy .gs II sAs saass time. En- Diminished s5ssas. tss
aaSsss zsa fAst phgsEc tisaz can be employed ter chii.ssen.
Essag aGgsTa1assa, they IT. pleasant t. saEe. ana Eesn.
EsEfsfs ~Ff-stanfe, are ts#* frze aHy Mss Il saEaa. Cares
asTs kTsn Easae which suEpsss teiief xers tisy nc. sub
ssaatsstsi By EssEt q szese exalted pos3sssn aud character
- 10 ssrt1Id sasssasaaefsn Of aIsEEutt1, Many eminent
e4argyuasn aa1 phyzs=ians hsE. lent taa5r nsaass to rersftv
= tbs y1hEts the Reliability II nr remedies. while osie-.
aars seat ne .hs aasurznca Ut sEseir cuariesien thss n.v
Preparations ~geutr5EEse immensely to tie ycs:sE oil NV
Afflicted suffering feffev-HseH-
Tie Azers tsaes zsazlstt III pleased 3o furnish gratis NV
4aaasfsaa Azaaanses containing directions Tor Their use ana
e1rssssst@s q znsir sares. o the following tozHpssjnrs:-
GaztassssEs 1Etone Complaints. Eaennsstssus, nroos-.
aaessf5asat AssdaeEs arising frsEs = fanl stomach, Hs..
- insasEaaflosas astspid 1nsetioH af RE bowels snz Pain
az7sasg tssetsfyasa. f~ssstisaey. LESS Of AEpstfse. all E7eer-
oas4 ard tssasseorz disease which rsksIss II srasssant
EassiEelEss SasFo1sass e. hiHsas Xviii TFas aEas- tv r.ssr7fy-
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complaints sssSeh il would EFT @na srpnased saey easf'a
rsa@sas saen - Hsataess, Partial B~asssaaesa, Neuralgia and
aaersosxs trrftaos3tErs Defasseraeats III fha IIsa, AMI Es5.
s1sss. taasEt, ass other EiaGrafi complaints agissTz sr1r. 8
isY ssats % IT, tN5g or obstruction ii it, functions. --
Do net be ant az by aapeiHcip5ed teasers with scn1e
ether pHt they make rsora pzczt ca. Azs fer hrer's
PsaIs, and ass acsEfng alse, No OTHER t.ey cars Eiys
you esnpasas 9Th tnIs in r.: ~.=feiasic galae u curative
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Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1858-05-08
EAgBEE i REH1s
Lime.

@ 8# Lime 1850
/ n Hals faEe Ltaaa received I1#r3 sstsEtss ttsTfIss
i w ia last nigaG Sssssss#sSss
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Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1858-05-08
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In alt the psincifra! Cities and Towns. These
works will he delivered. FREE OF POS
FACE. When seat b. mail She PoLT4eE to
say part Of the Uaited States will be but
lt8saty-fanr cssts i year fGr "8tsekwoci,;
AsEd huE Fourteen Csn+s 4 year for each Of The
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1858-05-08

BsElde% these We have many other rene
dies Tor Uterine diseases. We have Dr.
AoEse:s InFigoEat,ng CoralaA, Mather's Re-
flet- Carfar's Spanish Mixture. L1c!sa Tor
dlal AarsaalEsz CatEsolieon, Carpenters Blu
ehu. ~@s l. ~
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1858-08-05
its turn, amidst the shouts and applause .

its turn, amidst the shouts and applause 0
the crowd.
One of the Jandizzeros now came forward
provoked the bull to rush at him, by shak
ing his cloak before his eyes, and. leapine
aride, planted one of his barbed shafts with
its paper streamers in each Of the animals
shoulders. Others followed his example,
till the bleeding shoulders@of the bull were
garnished with five bandizzeros. on each side.
The creature, however, was evidently be-
coming tired, and the signal was given to
finish him nsdtador came forward and
planted a sword in his heart; but he made
a violent effort to keep his legs, and, even
while falling, seemed disposed torush at the
chuLos. 5,s,.'sas s.sa~sf;fz.F DIS.
l had now seen enough and left the place
amidst the thunders of applause which the
creatures fall drew from the crowd.
heard that afterwards three more bulls and
six horses were killed, and that an addition
had been made to the usual entertainments
of the plaza, with which, the people were
not well pleased. A class of combatants
called pegadores. who literally
took the bull by the horns, allowing him to
toss them in the air, and one Of them was
much hurt by his fall. 1T lisa Portuguese
said my friend Don Pedro,
rather innocently. as it seemed to me, sand
it is horrible sight for us Spaniards. We
do not like to see man tossed like a dog. .
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1858-08-05
Jefferson and Tom Moore.

There is an amusing episode in Jefferson
public career which is related by Mr.. Ran
dali in quiet vein of subdued humor.-
Thomas Moore visited the United States in
1854, at the age of twenty -four, just af-
ter he had acquired dubious notoriety by the
publication of Titles POEMS He was pre-
sented to President Jefferson by Mr.. Merry,
the British minister. It seems that Jeffer-
son, notaware of the identity of the poetical
young gentleman-probably not having
heard OF, and certainly not having read, his
amorous lucubrations- simply spoke to the
hlliputian stranger, looking down coldly on
him, as six feet two will look down on five
feet three, and then passed. This was in
june, 1905, and Moore, much offended,
"fell to lampooning the President and every
thing American, except few attentive
Federal ladies and gentlemen" These he
published on his return to England, and that
what he wrote in verse was his full convic-
ton is evident from his private letters to his
mother from America, which Lord Russell,
with his usual want of Judgment, has pub
lished with Moore's Diaries. -. -
g When some of Jeferson's intimate friends
saw the verses in which Moore had not only
abused America, but lampooned her Chief
Magistrate. they determined to place the
subject before the person chiefly concerned
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1858-08-05

A LITERAL JoKE.-The. Parisians are
laughing over the last good story from the
German watering places. It appears that
the Princess NJ, who resides in sumptuous
chateau, near the Baths of Neuwied, sent a
dinner invitation, according to her hospi-
table custom, to the Major P, an officer on
service at the garrison near by. The Major
chanced to be on duty, and was obliged to
decline; but, on sending his excuse by his
faithful Sergeant. he told him to bring him
his dinner as he came back-meaning, of
course, that he should go for it to the neigh
boring restaurant The subaltern Glanced
to be very literal in his habit of mind, and
he delivered the too e,rands at once, to the
servant at the gate Of the, chateau.
Very much astonished, at first, that her
proposed guest should send for his dinner,
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1858-08-05
geleften Q[uetry,
sTAN,ZAs.

And is there care in heaven And is there love
In heavenly spirits to us creatures base,
That may compassion Of our evils move?
There is else much more wretched were tn
y of men than beast; but O tn exceeding grace
Of highest God that loves his creatures SO,
And all his works with mercy doth embrace,
That blessed angels he sends to and fro
To serve to wicked men, to serve his wicked foe (!
How oft do they their silver 5o.yers leave
To come to succour us that succour want!
How oft do they with golden pinions cleaye
q. The fitting skyes, like flying PURSUANT
9 Against fowle feindes to ayd US militant!
They for us fight, they watch and duly ward
And their bright squadrons round about us plant
And all for love, and nothing for reward,
% why should heavenly God to men have such re
fsfia gards - .5
iO!why do wretched men SO much desire
To draw their days unto the utmost date
And doe not rather wish them soon expire?
Knowing the miserie of their estate
And thousand perils which them still await,
Tossing them like boat amid the mayne
- That every hour they knocked at Deathe's gate
And he that happy seems and least in payne,
Yetis nigh his end as he that most doth playne
Who travels by the weary wandering way
To come unto his wished home in haste,
And meetes flood, that doth his passage stay;-
ge Is not great grace to help him over past, =
Or free his feet that in the myre sticke fast?
Most enyious man, that grieves at neighbours good
Is And fond, that joyest in the woe thou hast, ~
Why wilt not let him pass, that long hath stood
Upon the bancke yet wilt myself not pass the flood
As ss1 s SSs a s assf
: Wi hat if some little payne the passage have, S
That makes the fragile flesh to fear the bitter wave
Is not shortp well borne that brings long
And lays the soule to sleepe in quiet grave?
Sleepe after toyle, port after stormie seas,
Ease after ware, doth greatly please.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1858-08-05
ENGLISH GRAMMAR.

But remember, though box -.
In the plural makes boxes, -
The plural of OK IS s
Should be OXEN, not oxes. Il
Comic Grammar.
And remember, though fleece.
20 In the plural is feeces, 'sssf = lii
That the plural of goose Il So
-. Aren't GoosEs nor GEEsEs. s.ifi,
49,. Exchange paper. "a
: And remember, though house
In the plural is houses,
The plural of mouse -
Should be MICE, and not MoUsEs.
Philadelphia Gazette.
All. of which goes to prove sz:st19
That Grammar a farce is ..
For where is the plural
OF rum and molasses !?
u 'sf = Ne,o York Gazette.
The plural Gazette
Of rum don't us trouble; -,
. Take one glass too much
= And you're sure to see DOUBLES.
= Brooklyn 4dcertiser.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1858-08-05
Aistnriral.
DIR. JOHNSON ON THE AMERICAN
- 3. REVOLUTION.

ok. .JOANSON ON TIL AMERlCAN
s8s si REVOLUTION.
mr. Bancroft, in the seventh volume Of
his History of the United States, !" just
published is very severe upon DR.. Johnson.
for the Tory pamphlet he wrote against the
American Revolution The following par
agraphs will give an idea Of DR.. Johnson's
treatment Of the subject, and Of the histo-
rian's treatment of him.-Els. Trans
Ha.tWhile such was the state of angry op-
position between the citizens and soldiers al
Boston, Lord Howe at London finally broke
off his negotiations with Franklin, and the
ministry used the pen Of Samuel johnson to
infame the public mind johnson was a
poor mans son, and had himself tasted the
bitter cup Of indulgence His father left nc
more than twenty pounds. To bury his
mother and pay her little debts, he had
written !. Rasselas' For years he had gain
ed . precafious support as an author. He
had paced the streets of London all night
long, from not having where to lay his
head he had escaped a prison for trifle be
owed By begging an aims of Richardson
had broken his bread with poverty, and had
even known what it is from sheer want to
20 without 9 dinner. When better DAYS
came. he loved the poor as few else love
them and he nursed in his house whole
nests of the lame, the blind, the sick, and
the sorruwful. A man who had thus stur-
Oily battled with social evils, and was SO
keenly touched BY the wretohedness Of the
down trodden, deserved to have been able
sofoel for an injured person but herefused
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1858-08-05
Jeferson's daughter (Mrs. Randolph) and

Jeferson's daughter (Mrs. Randolph and
his x-secretary, Mr.. Burnwell. talked them
selves into a towering indignation, and
waited upon Jefferson, who was sitting read
ing in the library of Monticello, serenely
unconcious of the calamity.
Burnwell pointed out the obnoxious pas
sages. The victim glanced through them,
looking at one angry interlocutor, and then
the other. TWAS amusing enough to Burn
well SO exasperated, but the calm, gentle
Martha's passion-gust was irresistible. Mr..
Jefferson broke into clear, hearty laugh.
There was more than argument-there was
conviction in that laugh. The indignant
pair retreated, looking little crest fallen,
but, as soon as the library door closed, join
ed heartily in the merriment
Many years later, Moore's Irish Melodies
appeared in the United States The book
was placed in Jefferso6's hands by his grand
daughter, who had some curiosity to see
how it would be received.
why" said he, '1this is the little man
who satirized me sow
He had always sympathised keenly with
the Irish patriots The delightful rythm
fell like music on susceptible ear. He
presently exclaimed:
why he is poet, after all
Henceforth, Mr.. Randall adds, the bard
of Erin shared with Burns the honor of be-
ing Familiarity read by the retired statesman
when Byron, Wordsworth, Southey, Cole
ridge, Campbell, etc., never could Cor at
least never did, break through the barrier
of his early habits and tastes. The last
page which Mr.. Jefferson's hand traced, his
farewell to his daughter, contained quota
ton Of several lines from Moore's song, COM
mencing, cit is not the tear at this moment
shed !"
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1858-08-05
geletteh Misrellalrly.
TO THE YOUNG.
BY n. CANOvA HARRIss.

If your thoughts are pure and true, your
acts will be so, for the thought is father to
the deed. No man ever committed MUIR
der without first thinking of it. No man
ever did NOBLE dssd :; La..4. -
great thought. Hence our acts are anala-
gous to our thoughts. Hence, if we wish
to purify and elevate ourselves, we must
think noble thoughts, then we will fit our
selves for noble deeds.
The Bible tells us that our thoughts come
from the heart. We of the present age un-
derstand by heart, mind. So, most un-
doubtedly the ancients understood it. In
those days men did not fully perceive and
accept the fact that the connecting link be-
tween the body and the soul or mind, or
spirit, is the brain. The mind is like the
body; it increases by action, it decreases by
inaction. IF we exercise the sentiments
which lead to virtue, they increase and be-
come ruling traits in our character. If we
exercise the passions which lead to vice, they
increase and become ruling traits in our
character. If We let either lie in inaction,
they will decrease, and though perhaps ma
turally strong, will soon lose their power,
Youth is the time in which the character is
formed. To use vulgar adage, ''an old
dog will not learn new tricks" an old man
will not acquire new character There
fore. in your early youth, ere you have been
tainted by the world, inscribe upon your
manner, in unfading letters, Truth" Fol-
low her, and success will follow you. What
truly great man who has met with success
will you find who has not chosen truth for
his guide? Besides, to live uprightly in
this earth not only gives happiness here, but
in the great hereafter also. We need no
religious creed to tell us this.
There is divine beauty about Truth
which none may resist. Though man be
not virtuous himself, yet virtue commands
his love and respect, and he cannot with
hold them. Perhaps he gives them secret
ly, but he will give them. This is the light
of that divine spirit within us which springs
toward the good, as the brook toward the sea.
It is universal; it is unwittingly exercised;
it is sacred, and belongs to God, from whom
it came. 1t can be increased, it can be en-
couraged, until it gathers strength and pow
er, and ennobles its possessor. It can also
(alas! that it is possible) be driven almost
entirely away, by neglect, by encouraging
those passions which are arrayed against it
in deadly strife, as one armed man against
another. Love Truth, then. Inclose your
self in it as in suit of mail, and Evil will
have no power to harm you.
Love all that is pure, and good, and holy /;
and loving them you will love God, for he is
all these. Virtue, Love, Holiness, emanate
from Him, and fill the immensity of space,
fathomless and beyond all mortal ken, as
light and heat emanate from each sun to his
system of worlds. In loving what is pure,
you will become pure yourselves. It is i'm.
possible that it should be otherwise, for we
all grow to resemble what we love. On
ward then! Excelsior Truth for your
motto, and God will crown the right
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1858-08-05

RA farmer said to barber that he
ought to reduce his prices, now that corn
as.cheap: esNo, Stree. said the shaver,
t'for when corn is low, farmers make such
long faces that I have twice the ground to
90 over
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1858-08-05

1gau InUusands of me.ss-.- -.la;- h. the
Re0se,o, who have never been inebriated,
annually perish, having shortened their lives
by tipping a little every day. The dram
arrests the metamorphosis Of tissue, another
dram is taken before this arrest ceases; the
reaction thus postponed, becomes more in
tense; the depression is excessive; more
drains are taken; and so, in the end, with
out ever having been intoxicated, the tippler
sinks into the grave, presenting the strange
anomaly of reasonable being periodically
applying poison which is. sure to impair
and eventually destroy the vitality of the
body, and divert the hUbler impulses Of the
heart from that course which consecrates it
to a heaven-born life The effects Of drink
ing spirits is different from that produced
by wine, for wine is rarely used except at
meals, SO that the effects have time to pass
away before second dose becomes due, and
hence no craving for an increased quantity
is experienced. Men are now living, in
consequence, in robust old age, who have
taken the same identical number of glasses
Of wine daily for half a century, without feel
ing it necessary to increase the quantity :,
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1858-08-05

a.4 Few orship God, oh, farmer |! Every
green blade is a blessing; every breeze is
laden with mercy; every ray of sunlight
heaven born smile.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1858-08-05

AN IRISH ADvERTIsEMENr.-Lost, Satur-
day last, but the loser does not know where.
an empty sack, with cheese in it. On tie
sack the letters 'sP. G." are marked, but
SO completely worn out as not to be legible..
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1858-08-05

A Touch DosE.-There is doctor in the
northwestern part of Philadelphia, who is
remarkable for being as the we-
men call it short and crusty A week 81
two since he was called to visit a patient
who was laboring under a severe attack Of
cheap whiskeys 80 as5 liiss.isa..s.;i eiss
s''Well doctor, am down, you see; conn
pletely foored got, the Tremendous. Deli
rum, you know" f....z..s.+sa ....s9. ffs;a
..Tremens, you fool; where'd you get
your rum ?" asked the doctor. -.
All over m spots broke. out promkcu-
aa1slu-aaa4aa,,-. - . 9 -
Served you right wherc'd you get your
rum" ..stasos-. 800 95fe2 - ss.ssff4ssl
Father died with the same disease took
him under the short ribs, and carried him
off bodily" 80. ss.s..sa..-.... s 9s.4e rs
'Well, you've got to take something inn
mediately.'
You're a trump, Dee-here wife, I'll
take a nip of old rye" s5;s 9i3. 3atis
:, FsssLie still blockhead. Mrs. b., If your
husband should get worse before I return,
which will be in about an hour just give
him dose Of that trunk strap, may be that'l
fetch him to sense Of his folly" I,
s The doctor sailed out grandly, and with
IN an noa !, sailed IN again. and found bis
irlena OF tne .Denrio IN Tremendous n .
terrible CONDITION, writing and struggling
with pain. lis wife, a female OF the pialn
but Ignorant school, came up, and laying
her hand upon the doctor, said: 8 .56g4g
Il gave him the straps as you directed.
: Ibid you thrash him well e 49, 8. :
/ sThrash him.! exclaimed the assenisfed
woman, .'no, but l cut the strap into hask
and made him swallow it. l.ei42ss,'h.
90! O.! doctor" roared the victim, III