Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1858-06-17
PLEASANT PARAGRAPHS.
@What is beauty without soap.

PLEASANT PARAGRAPHS.
TWhat is beauty without soap.
OTThe three great conquerors of the
world are Fashion, Lave and Death.
GrFIt is not easy to straighten in the
oak the crook that grew in the sapling.
OFSome of the ladies of New York are
adopting the profession of dentistry.
0TThe man who eourted an investiga-
ton says it isn't half as good as counting
an afectionate girl.
A eootIcoMYARIsos.-A fop is like cin-
bark is worth more. than
the body.
GrDr4iVinss ssto ne says: s'Tv talk tf the
majestic roar OF the lion is mere majestic
swaddle-'ths silly ostrich makes noise az
loud"
GTSuccess produces confidence. conf
dence re.axss industry, and negligence
ruins that reputation which accuracy had
raised.
LITTLE rHIKGs.-A word, look, frewn
are little things. but they are powerful for
good or evil. Remember This.
0rThe arms of pretty girl wound
tight around your neck has been discovered
to be an infallible remedy in case of sore
throat. 1t beats ginger tea all hollow.
@A single lady on being called to the
witnefs stand, declined answering any in
quiries as to her age; or the ground she
didn't remember when sh was born and
only knew it by hearsay.
GIVE may seek costly furniture for our
homes, fanciful ornaments for our mantel.
pieces, and rich carpets for our doors; but;
after the absolute necessaries for home,
books are at once the cheapest, and cer-
tainly the most useful and abiding embsl.
lishments.
Even in the happiest choice, where fav'ring Heav:
en-
Has equal love and easy fortune given,--
Think not, The husband gained, that all is doney
And, oft, the careless ind it to their cost,
The lover in the husband may be lost;
The Graces, might, alone, his heart allure;
They and the Virtues, meeting, must secure.
Lord LyttLstoa.
DOUBTFUL coMPLIMENT.-Mr. Choats
was arguing case before full bench of
the Supreme Court Of Massachusetts,, when
he, wishing to compliment Judge Shaw, ex-
claimed:-
"When look upon the venerable Chief
Justice, am like a Hindoo before his idol
II know that he is very ugly, but feel
that he is very great
eerThe Ffankse1. teKysy Common ysaits
refuses to join with the Democratic press
north & south in its abuse Of Senat Sum-
ner. 1t says tha: Sumner did not denouncs
Senator Butler one whit more severely than
Butler had denounced him, the ouly differ
euce being that the personalities of one
were clothed in scholarly LECTION, and that
of the other smacked of the proyinc.alisms
Of a cotton Plantation
How IS IT THAT GIRLS CAN ALWAYS
TELL A MARRIED MAN FROM A SINGLE
ONE!-The tact is iadisputabe. BLgckcOo3
says that "the fact of matrimJny or bach
elorship is written so legibly in a mans ap-
pearance, that NO ingenuity can conceal il.
Everywhere there is some inexplicable in-
stinct that tells US whether an individual
(whose name, fortune, and circumstan6esi
are totally unknown) be, or be novte mar.
ried man. Whether it is a certSfh subdued
look. such as that which characterize5 the
lions in mena.erie, and distinguishes them
from the lords OF the desert, we cannot tell;
but the truth is so, We positively affirm"
0TThs following original "Vslentins
to Cold Gentleman" is from the pen Of
E,telle A. Lewis:
rhou'rt handsome, but too cold to swim
The Hellespont tor Hero.
When first met would hTve sworn
Your blood was down TO zero.
That round your heart the snow wss piled
As high as bOreal mountains.
That all its streams were bridged with ics,
And frozen all Its fountains
But recently found the door
A jat, and stood a-gazing
Within upon the hearth-stone whore
A pleasant tire was blazing:
Steadily looked in to the flame
Its scintillarions charmed me;
And. like a trembling lamb stole
Within, and by it warmed me.
HOUSEHOLD TREASURES
A treasure of a Husband-Carriss the
baby.
A treasure of whichever asks fas
money.
A treasure of 4 Sor-Hss money In The
funds.
A treasure of a Dsughter-Looks the
same age as her mother-if anything . tri-
ile older.
A treasure of Servant-Rups To the
post in less than halg an hour.
a treasure of Cook--Is not hysteriesi
there is company to dinner.
A treasure of a Baby-Duesn't disturb
its Gear papa in the middle Of the night.
TEARs-There is a ,acredness in tears.
They are not the mark Of weakness; but Of
power. They speak more of eloquence than
ten thousand tongues. They are the mes
suges OF overwhelming grief, of deep con-
triton, Of unspeakab!e love. II there was
wanting any argument to prove that man
is not mortal, | would look for it in the
strong convul i've emotions Of the breast,
when the soul has been deeply agitated;-
when the fountains of feeling are rising.
and when tears are gushing forth in crystal