The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-01-27
Our Olio,

INDEMNITY for the past-pay up. Sc
curity for the future-pay down.
A WAC, on hearing that man had
given up chimneysweeping expressed
surprise, as he thought the business SCOT
ed him.
II was saying of Sir Robert Peel
81 never knew man to escape failure,
in either body or mind, who worked sew
en- days in week"
4 CELEBRATED French woman has
well said that the greatest bless ng wo-
man can receive on earth, is the contin-
uanee of the love of her husband after
marriage.
On very pretty girls saying to Leigh
Hunt, II am very sad you see" he re-
Piled, "Oh, no; you belong to the other
Jewish sect you are very .tair 1 see.''
"HAvE you anything else old Z" asked
an English lady at Rome Of a boy from
whom she had just bought some modern
antiques. 'Yes'" said the boy, thrusting
forward his hat which had seen some
dozen summers, "my hat is DID," The
lady rewarded his wit.
AN artist has recently finished pic
ture of the moon, which is painted with
such wonderful fidelity TO nature, that it
cannot be seen in the day time.
THE lady who "took everybody's eyes"
must have had lot of them.
SOME lone bachelor is guilty of the
following. Why is the heart of lover
like sea-serpent' Because it is the sea-
critter (secreter) of aeat size (sighs.)
A genuine down-easter tried to appro-
pirate slice of exceeding tough beef at
tempts with knife and fork attracted
the smiles of those in the same predca-
ment as himself. At last Jonathaa's pa
tience vanished under i'll success, when
laying down his utensils he burst out with
strangers, you needn't laif-ifvou ha'nt
any regard for the landlords feelings, YOU
orter have some respect for TIE old bill"
WHY is dead dogs tail like toll
gatel Because it stops Vaughn.
A LADY entered dry goods store, and
expressed desire to see some wool de-
LANES.
The polite clerk, with elegant address,
showed her variety of pieces of fine tex
ture and elegant coloring. After tossing
and examining to her hearts content, she
remarked
The goods are part cotton, sir,"
"My dear madam" returned the clerk,
'these goods are as free from Gotten as
your breast is
The lady started.
Free from guile, Madam" lie quickly
added.
THE last case of Incidence is that of a
man named John Hole, who was so law.
that in signing his name he merely used
the letter j, and then punched hole
through the paper.
Bon, did you go to the minesr
Yes
h"l olo you dlS
Il dug home as soon as possible
Ny pretty little dears, YOU are no more
fit for matrimony than pullet is to look
after family of fourteen chickens. The
truth is my dear girls, you want as gen
eral thing more liberty and less fashion
sble restraint; more kitchen and less par
Tor; more leg exercise and less sofa; more
frankness and less mock modesty; more
breakfast and less hustle. like the hux-
ON, bright-eyed, rosy-cheeked, full breast
ed lass who can make her own froeks.
mend trousers, and be lady withal in
the drawing-room. But as for your pin
ing, moping, screwed-up, wasp-waisted.
putty-faeed, music-murdering daughters
of fashion and idlendss, with your con-
sumption-soled silk stockings, you won't
DO FOR the future wives and mothers OF
Euctsnd.- -Hrs. Fills.