Nebraska advertiser., 1858-04-22
Save tHe Pieces

1 pdlrngs Ecno-P1Irlng.
What kind Of sweet-meats did old
Noah stow away in the Arka Tho n. 7.
Post answers-PrsseTrsd Pzirsf
Spring must be welcome 10 the trees.
because they areTs-lsavud BY It's aPprcaeh-
The sea- saline dransha prescribed
BY nature to neutralize the heartburn. be-
tween nations
According to the articles Of w,sr.s-ia i
death 70 stop q cannon ball
One ought to have dates AZ ons's 6n.-
ger ends, seeing they grow upon the
palm
| Why IS a pig The most extraordinary
animal IN creation! Because you first
Kill him and then cure him
Young ladies educated to despise rnasn-
kind, generally finish their studies l5y
running away with the fOOtman.
The man that rides the nightmare, il
is said, has challenged the telegraph to
trOt fifty miles before wagon.
what is the best attitude for self-de-
fence g said pupil Quitting On the glO-
Tes) tOa well known pugiIist. Keep
civil tongue IN your head was the sigIli-
fcant reply.
The. editor Of the Louisville Journal
says:
An impertinent editor In Alabau,a
wants to know when we intend TO pay
the debt Of nature q We are inclined 10
think that when nature gets her dues
|. from him, It viii be BY an s-scutiOn.'
The moons pale beam that stole softly
through the half-clOsed easement has
been committed to answer.
(Which can travel the fastest, heat or
cold g Why, heat you Ounce. Can't
anybody catch cOldP
To make an excellent Jam: Squeeze
SIX or eight women, nowadays, INTO 4
common stage-coach-
! Cardinal Richelieu is represented bv
} Bulwer saying, IN the vocabulary Of
: youth there IS no such word as FAIL
] Prentice thinks if that IS a fact the vocah-
ulary Of youth about this is very defeC-
{ tive.
As many writers have taken the trotl-
! bic to define what wife ought 70 Be, we
may as well add our idea on the subject
TO the general found A wife should be
ike Observation-Disclosures and nicely dres-
e sed.
He who wipes his nose with a nutmeg
/, CRATER, and picks his teeth with a razor,
: must be genuine fool.
A young lady observing her beau pick
up her handkerchief and put It 10 his Tlose
: to get a snuff of the delicious perfume IL
I sent forth, enquirad If he liked H. He
] replied he did very much; when she ex-
claimed: on, yUu ought to smell nv
. drawers The simpletOn said he'd rath-
er be excused, not knowing how nicely she
I had fixed up and scented her drawers-
OF her dressing bureau
Look out for paint as the girl said
: when the fellow went to kiss her.
How DO YOU and yourfrieDds feeIn
$ said an exultant politician 10 one Of our
e Western States. to a rather irritable
O member Of the defeated party. j suppose
s said the latter we feel as Lazarus did
: when he was licked by dogs
> A dutchwoman from the interior called
al a printing Office, and desired to adyer-
!. tise her pony. which had lost hisself M,
a tail frlsky yer mOoch. and strike men
= faces yer hard NIT his hind fists
: You need little sun and air sand .
e physician to maiden patient. sIf Ido.
a was the cute reply, IN wait TIL gel
e married.
! A verdant young man entered fancy
! store IN city, lately, while the lady pro
j prietor was arranging LOT Of perfumsrv
: She enquired Of him If he would not Ike
: 10 have some musk-bags 70 pct il AZ
: dTGlCeTs After an examination Of the AZ
!, ticle, he told the young lady that he no
= reaT drGSrers and wanted 70 know If i
! wouldn't do TO IreGT them IN has pGntGloOns
s. A Yankee said he liked TO die a Iarfu
u to see a drinkin' chap tryin' to pocket Ii.
y shadow Of a swinging sign for 4 pocket
D. handkerchief.
= Why don't you wear your ring. M
: daughter, when you 20 ont walking !
: Because, papa, Il hurts me when genfle
: man squeezes my hand
OF He that cannot abide the storm withOu
g. iinching OF quarreling. strips himself il
the sunshine, and lays down BY the Eay
side, TO be oTertaken and forgotten
ri A child. taught that she was made q
. the dust Of the earth, and that God mad
= her, said, Ma, has Dod dot any NOR
! dustr why. chidF Cause. ifhe ha.
: want little brother
Is Julius, what part OBJ de serm0nies q
l0 de ladies most admire when dey 20 10 d
iei church q
. We'll. POmpsy, I can't ten what DAT j.
can you tel7'
why. yes. niggar-dOn't yO0 see de
:. observe de hims 2
e. What IS the difference between giFl
1Sf and Iarn0nsa T1s. fhfS--lar,ons- -rat -.