The Tiffin tribune. [volume] (Tiffin, Ohio) 1848-1859, 1858-02-05
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said vornr lady 70 her visitor.
"Ohl but wouldn't that bs taking an
unfair advantage Of your
Jusr rms ErSD OF ApauMrSr,-Tho
New Haven Register has Il that Mrs.
jenkins says tho Kanzas people aroocting
Just as her son Bin does when he wishes
to "set up IN the evening:
Come Billy it is time to 70 20 bed"
II haint had my supper yotl"
"Well, why don't you cat your sup
PERI"
"Cos don't want 10 80 10 bed"
Truth is the most powerful thing in tho
world, since even fiction itself must be
governed by II, and can only please by iis
resemblance. Tho appearance Of reality
is necessary to make any passion agreed
bly, represented, and 20 DO able to move
others we must be moved ourselves, or OF
least seem to be so, upon some probable
grounds.
Ifyou would have an idea Of tho ocean
in storm, Just imagine ten thousand
hills and four thousand mountains, pll
drunk, chasing one another over newly
plcughed ground, with lots Of cayorns in
It FOR them to step into now and thon'
"John, can you tell mo the difference
between attraction Of graviiatcn md ot-
traction Of cohosion2' "Nes, sir; attiac-
tion Of grayinion pals drunken man to
che ground, anil the attraction Of cohesion
prevents his getting up again"
a fast Irisbman. in q time Of q revival
joined the church, bu, was found shining
griovously not long afterwards.
"Didu't you Join tho Mothodists2" in
quirod q piousy disposed person.
"Faix, an l did jinod for six
months. and behaved so well they lot me
out with three"
MisrRrss.--"Not going to remain in a
situation any longer! Why, you foolish
thing, what are you going to do tbsn"
ELIzA.-"Why, ma'am, you SEQ, our
fortuno-tcller snys thst two young noblo-
mon is goiug to marry us--so thero's no
call to remain in no situation no more"
A clergyman was walking out ono day
and passed two litilo boys. ono Of whom
made bow. As ho Walked away, he
hoard tho following amusing oonyorsa-
tion; D. I
"Why,John, didn'tyou know that was
Parson May?"
"Of course | dill"
"Why didn't you make a bowl"
"Why, mother don't belong 70 his
church"
Whoever sincerely ondoavors TO do all
Tho good ho can, will probably do much
more than no imagincs, or will ever
know, till tho day Of Judgment. whom
the secrets Of all hearts shall bo made
manifest.
Evils in tho journey Of life aro like the
hills that alarm tho travellers upon their
road; thoy both appear great Mt = distance,
but when wo approach thom wo find they
are far less iusurmoupablc than we had
imagined them.
SMART REpLY.-"T thought you were
horn on tho lst Of April, )" said Benedict
TO his lovely wifo. who had mentioned tho
2lst as her birthday. "Most persons
would think so from the choice made Of
a husband" E" she ropliod.
Very UNuvD. The Yioksburg South.
ron, speaking,of the apostaoy Of Douglas
90 the interests Of the South says, "in
future wo fancy that the "Liulo Giant"
and his sable namosake Fred, will hayo
no difficulty in standing on the same plat
FORM"
Punch says: "To find ont whom
child loves mako II prosent, and notice
to whom 1t is most o'gor to show that
present eNultingly. To iud out who
woman hatos-do exactly thesamo thing"
A TEuR1uLr REcoup. Tho number of
Corouers Inquosts hold within tho city
and county Of New York during the past
year, is stated TO havo been 1905, Of
which @ were oasos Of murder, 80 Of
homicide 90 Of suicide. 800 of organic
disease, and /, iO2 OF accidents.
A DEuoArR Suoorsrrov. "A cores.
pondonl Of tho Utica Herald suggests that
the Legislature pass law whereby To-
malos who arc compelled 20 testify Ia ca
cases Of delicate nature may be granted
the privilege Of being examined in a room
apart from tho opon Court, in tho pres
onco OF several of their own sex.
WiLD FowL.-It Is extremely laboriou'
or tho part of a servant, in her culinary
occupation. to dispossess the generality
Of wild fowl Of that closely adhesive
down, which is peculiar to them. Tho
post efeotual plan 10 adopt with regard
20 this difficulty is TO immerse the birds
when diyestod Of thoir feathers, In scald q
iug water Allow thcm TO remain therein
for about two minutes. IIaye nj hand
some finely powdered rcsiu-aud, by the
application Of tho hand with the use Of
the latter rubbed over tho fesh Of tho
fowl, the whole Of tho down viii bo re.
moved, and expose tho birds as dolioately
portrayed as would sucking pig, under
asimilar application, This method is ex.
tromoly simple, and saves much time and
trouble.
Tho Indians now visiting nj Washing
ton must either boSvery fond Of ioke.
or very much struck with tho venerable
appearance Of our bachelor President.
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