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Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

4 Gentlemen toEa boy driving donkey
Say, boy, clear out Of the way; my
horse can't bear donkey. ~ 3
4 Can'thets why don't he kick you
Of, then %
Exit gentleman, in a hurry-ears po-
lite, not relishing vulgar conversation.
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

Men are like. bugles-the more brass
they contain, the farther you can hear
them. Women are like tulips-the more
modest and retiTsdsthey appear, the better
Yoa love them.E e -. IS. -. .ss.l...
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14
10 THE PUBLIC.

ANDREW ii aRKs, of iKanawha countys}
5and JAMES w. HOG ifof Putnam county,
saving sentefed into pa rtnership, as Attofu eys
afid Eouaseiers at Law, Hflaer the s lyle 81
PARKS Il HOG , for1tfIe couatles o. Mason "a
y nd Putnam will attend All the county, gu r,
tefly and circuit Icoursfn those countries, and it
Will attend profnptlyfto al II business winch
t,ta Z he entrusted Ftu}tbein, apPertaiRing ia
their profession. PARIS q lfS) oli = -
Nj. jan. 4, Y 1855 at
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

/. CraEsr ron BRokrN GHIkA Stir
plaster Of Paris into 4 Thick solution Of
gum arabic. till it becomes q Nlscous
paste. Apply ii with q brush e the
fractured edges and draw The parts close
Iy together. In three days, more or less.
according to the dryhess and temperature
sc he air : it viii Be PERFECTLY dry, and
the article cannot be broken in the same
Mace. II is white and does not show.
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

WoRsg.-What isstbe, difference be:
tween "a cat and adocument One has
clp,cs at the end of pascs, and the other
has paases at the end fits clauses q
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

BAD,--Whate Extraordinary animal pro-
dnction may be prosnred in the Isle Of
Wights Mutton from Co,oss (
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14
: One sweet kiss
Is the price Of this.

] This excited bis feelings. and as soon
as an opportunity presented itself. he
motioned the young lady TO his side, and
pointing with his knife to the line.ssaid j;
Z Your payfisF ready whenever you pre-
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

Ladies don't know whether they like
smoking or not With special fayorites
they like il; with general favorites, they
dislike it aand with no fayorhes. they de-
fest IL. S
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

KEEpISG CtpEss SWEET "A pint u
mustard seed put in barrel Of cider, wlll
presetv it sweet for several months n
/ have drank fall cider III the month q
Nav, which.ha keptsweet by this.rpeans'
fari lE7ine F,eTrpsy. i it, q
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

To make a pretty girl cheeks red pay
her sweet compliment. To redden those
Of an inpudent man, slap them.
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

Why IS AN overloaded gun ikean othcs-
holder Because it kicks nightly when
discharged.
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

g WHY'S a dead dog 5 tail like a tam
pike gate? Because i stopped a Eag-
!gon.
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

GusroaER. ID EBaFkeepers how 90 We
stand ~ I
B1RkEEpER.- ttWell. you're on one
sideaof the conntsrand I'm onthe other. "
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

Ladies who use an excess Of perfume
must think men Ike seals-most asssila-
bic at the nose.
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

WoRsE. What is worse than raining
cats and dogs Hailing cabs and omni-
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

An editorin Ohio says they don't Drag
Of The size Of their babies out there. but
they are most uncommon sure crop.
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

The lady who made a dash has since
brought her husband TO full stop -
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

. When is an author most ike a puppy
When be carries Bis tale with him. 9 4.
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

At festival, pretty Miss waited up
on an editor with a pie plate Of antique
manufactures, in the centre OF which he
espiedths following interesting coupler. /:
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

Time flies fast, but every musician Of
any note can beatItinae. sg
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

IL The young gentleman who fswinla 4
passion has had his wings clipped.
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

( It's the lasi ostrich feather that brea
the husbands back. SOS ~.
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14
PAKKS u. NfOSELEY. 2.
IL a W. ~ or d @ E /.

a Il q WIZ az OF / g ID 9E
gIk NDRENsPAHk ) t&J Ohm i. AIOSELElt
X Il having entenlE INTO d partnership, for
the pnr,ose t,f prael sing Law IN tiieE Ctfcnlt
and County Courts Of Kama ~has and in tile
Circuit Coufts or Logan, boone and Roape@
Z Mill hereafter Inequality attend those Gourss.,
Ia bitssiri:ss enteus.ed4 to their care Wilt
cslse apt .attention. S.E
i One ur the othel of the flfm can always be
found, during business hours at their Office,
,ia Rodgers ROw,fnI the town OF Charleston.
NJ 6sharleston, Oct. /, 1856 sfsi75 sTE+--
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

CoovErTE.-A female general,
builds her fame oh her a5vapses a.;
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14

What is bestto kesp old maids from
ddspsiring Pouring.
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14
HKENTTtcKY.I LIME hi

KENTTCKYI TLIME.
.pURWELL 4 FORD, having beenapt
ID appointed as agents Ifor Mnm,s Ken
tt,cky Lime, are At the public service ID
furnish small or large quantities. Of the
same. Mouse To recommend. Give 1T d
trial. islands On its own goodness. II
Price, per barrel, at the whaff-boat, PtE
Pleasant, 81 90 All erders will meet
prompt attention. is.1t /
Is PIT. Pleasant, June 4. u 856, v2n8tf +
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14
LK. rN. a n u 3k.3 W. t-tt 2
LAW AND JUSTICE.

MI n FF.EI LAW .ASiS JUSTICE.
9TT ii. FISHER and ID lW. ENG LlStI havs
III ing entered lintp a partnership, for the.
purpose Of praeliciag LawaA the. counties OF
Mason and putaam. Mill regularly attend the
Circuit, Quarterly and Nmlll1 Courts Of
Those tw6 conn les. and VIII fTy every tten--
lion to business entrusted 70 Their care. IN.
lone or'the other oFithe firm will always be
found ii thenzefice, in; Point Pleasant, and
olie.ortiie other win regularly be at the Putt
nam County Courts. ssE.
3aPt. PI asant, Dec. n37yf
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14
'4anaipba UalItg Star.'

II JOB PRINTING OFFICE,
Having lately been fitted up, the pfopfi.
lstors are now prtparedto execute, in su !
perb styles. all kinds Of Plain and Fancy
BOOK AND JOB PRIATIsG.
Special attention paid to.the printing
Of BLASKs Of every description. an ss-
sortment Of which win be kept constantly
on hand. ef
4 PROFESSIONAL VISITING AND WEDDING
i * CARDS NEATLY kxEcuTED.
4 Orders from distance win receive
prompt attention. Fl .f4s
Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1858-09-14
I q. s..,EisN.r.sa,S OOMPASS.
WAGON, and Blacksmith Shop.

NVEdRUNi = TO- r -
rTaisEsubscribcr infonns the iahabi Ian + 5. q
NJ. III Goals Mouth aiid vicinity thai rs SUI
Con tinues to carry ID the Wagon Ma king ant
ISlaeksmithipg busine S. lin ALI their diifefend
bs sachei. He is prepared 70 furnish Pms cas !,
tom, rs with b neat. good aid sllDsft MAI
Wagon. lis materials are nf ihe best quality,
,aasI ~ " confi.lent{his wurk will beat inspec-
tioIi, as it ls5done either ps himself, OF uneer
n ii imae liate inspection.
~ ID I,s Marrtr, R,.b. 20, 1855. 3:4s
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1858-07-22
AN ORDINANCE
Proridinq for and regulating 7own Wafek.

Proriding for and regulating 7own IVaA {-z
their duties - - = 0 asep
Alarm in case of fire.. / e. Additional w Wachmen: ~
af- a8. + T. Oath of Wathmen.
SEC L. Be ordained BY Mayor and Aldermen Of Fayetteville
That the Watch shall consist Of the Town Constable and
assistants SO e-st. p gEs1 --Esa, s.} u.
shall duty the Town Constable who shall be regarded
the Captain OF the Watch maintain strict order in the town. and see
fiat all the Corporate lawsare enforced. \ - 80
The Wacbmen shall constitute part of the Police of the
by day well by night and all where the Town Com
stable may require his their aid they shall come promptly b as
sNtaDte - -. - 8 g ESs?. <ss,s
1t shall be the especial duty the Captno the Watch and bis
stans all lawful to break all unlicensed groceries,
and to that all retailers of liquors observe faithfully and scupuousy
the laws of the Corporation - 5 .@s
1t shall be duty Watthnen patrol thoroughly and
faithfully the town. o'clock night to the ringing OF the Bell
daylight the morning The assistant Watcbman shall report hu
self to the Captain the Watch at the ringing Of the Bell at nine
o'clock and at from the 2lst of September to the 2l Of
March, and shall during the night at H. and Clock strike the
hour the Bell the Yard and from the 2l OF March to the
2l o September shall attend the ringing the Bell at ten o'clock
and shall strike the hours Of II, 2 and o'clock. - 81
It shall be the duty the Wahen put the Jail Caaboose
any taken by him e and safely keep him. them or her.
until the having control Of said
dollar besides all that may for board and
lodging ohere until he she shall be legally discharged and
shall further Be and take all dordey white
persons bring them before The Mayor Justice of the Peace
to be dealt with according to law q se - - - -
shall duty the assistant Watchmen every morning to
port his or their proceedings the Captain of the Watch who shall
report regular meeting Of the Board an in all Of disorder
or violation the where immediate action required the aid
of the Mayor needed report shall be made forthwith to him.
1t shall be the duty of the Captain of the Watch to patrol the town
regularly every Sabbath and that order is Observed =
The failure of the Wa.chmen perform their duty the
Board Aldermen shall have the right to dock the of the
qun they act only on such cases as are reported BY the
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1858-07-22

Captain Wah make the penalty exceed ten dol
lars for each failure. tsAi S - -
sickness other cause the assistant Wcman shall be
perform duty he shall be authorised with the consent OF the
Mayor the Captain Of the Watch previously obtaed to employ
substitute during his inability. q ,a5f = .s
The Board shall have the right time to dismiss the assistant
Waterman paying the salary due to the time OF dismissal
they shall bave the right pleasure to change their rules
SEC q That shall be the duty of the Captain OF the Watch and
Wachman the alarm bell to be
fire. and make known the place where may be- :. -ssk
3Iha the Watch While Duty agreeable to this act shall
have all the authority matters OF criminal
au which Gonstabs appointed under the laws of the State have by
law; and said waeh them shall meet with resistance
discharge of their duty duties they shall call for the aid
citizens bysande whose duty shall be assist the Watch
immediately the execution of their duty and shall fail
refuse give such aid assistance to the Watch be in his
power when requested every such shall for each and every
offence forfeit and the of five dollars to be recovered by
rant before the Mayor ~ . '-e5. SO. = 49,.
SEC 4 That any person shall prevent interfere with the Watch
in the execution Of his duty law and ordinance such en
ding shall forfeit for each andeyery such offence not less than
fifty dollars recovered by warrant before The Mayor
SEC s. That any Wahman shall be found guilty by the Board of
Mayor Aide having while duty been found drunko
asleep for drecon Of duty improper conduct such Watch
man. efndg besides being expelled, shall forfeit all pay that
him up to tie time of committing said offence
SEC g. That when Of the Mayor or OF two Aldermen,
tbs sty of the town may require nc OF the number OF
Wacbmen short time they authorized and required to
such additional number the exgncs demand who shall
receive compensation the regular Watch and the appoint
of said additional Wacbmen shall instance be report
ed to the Boed Of Aldermen their next meeting after such appoint
nent - - ,-,J<~9t aE ..T..15e5
That all persons appointed Watchmen shall take and subscribe
the following OATH be administered them by the Clerk Of the Ger
poraton aud fled away among the papers the Office
J. A. b. do that will faithfully and impartialy DO my duty,
Watch Town of Fyetey geeab the Laws OF the Cor
poaon Of Fayetteville and the best of my skill and ability SO help
God. - !fs.-f - e,t 81 ts1 BIS stzD
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1858-07-22
NO. l2-VUL. 8.
,9~H aw NHsS.

EFTwo Dollar { or one earl { paid a
. the time of subscription; 1--WE Dollars
md Fifty Cents, WITH OUT DEVIATION
after the expir ion of three months.
bCPAH Bills for Advertisements. job
Work, or Subscription, considered dne
when contracted except against those with
whom we have running accounts.
OF Subscribers failing % order discontin-
nance Of the paper at the expiration Of the
time for which they may have subscribed,
arc considered as wishing to renew; and it
vii be continued to them accordingly. !
oP No Paper will be sent ont of the
county unless paid for in advances.
6FAdveftise emehts inserted al One Dol
Tar per Square Of Twelve Lines
or Less, for the frat insertion; Fifty
Cents for each continuance.
D7 Persons advertising by the year, will he
charged Forty Dollars fora whole COL
umn, Twenty Dollars for one-half,
ZEN Dollars for one-quarter. No decfa-
tioa from theseterna untler any circumstance.
ET The privilege of yearly advertisers is
st,ictly limited to their olra imnled'ate and
reouiar Business: and the business of an ad-
vertising firm is not considered as including
!, that of It's individual members.
0FAnnouncing candidates Three Dollars
10 be PAID IA odca''cc an ereig case
Advertisements not marked With the
humber OF insertions when handed III, VIII
be continued until ordered ont, and Paya'eas
eSu,tsd W
EJ- No advertisement inserted grdtaitOts'g-
Advertisements of an abusive nature, ro'H
not be inserted at Oay p1ice.
sCF ysb Printing, Of ALL kinds, neatly
done on New TyGe. and on as reasonable
toms as any Office in Tennessee.
EJ- NO Paper will be discontinued until
all arrearages are paid up--exeept at tie
option al the Publisher.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1858-07-22
Charity,

When you meet with one suspected
OF some secret iced Oh shame,
And for this by all rejected
As thing of evil fame;
Guard thine every look and action.
Sneak no word Of heartless b,ame,
For the slandersr's vile detraction
Yet may soil thy goodly name.
When you meet with one pursuing
WAYS the lost have entered IN,
Working ont his own undoing,
With his recklessness and sin;
Think if placed in his condition,
Would kind word be in vain!
Ora look of cold suspicion
Win thee back to truth again!
There are spots that bear no flowers,
- Not because the soil is bad, -es
But the summers genial showers
Never make their blossoms glad;
Better have an act that's kindly
Treated sometimes with disdain,
Than by judging others hindly,
Doom the innocent to pain.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1858-07-22
sfstL- t-fI
Az ORpINANte
70 prepsnt in1mu from Cellars.

n l~-.I..-l3.. 70 prevent nVaty from Cellars.
SEC J. Be it ordned by the Mayor and Aldermen Fayetteville
That ocoupieI Of house the Fayetteville
permit his cellar doors public square
Of the Streets lanes alleys of said be open except
when actual for the purpose of ventilation o the day me
shall have them insecure render the walking hereupon
the sa unsafe dangerous offending shall
each offence forfeit and pay the Of FIVE dollars by
warrant before the Mayor : vE '
Be further ordained That if the ocupier such
should not notice by tie Town Constable
pairs any cellar the my bs repaired by the Town
stb the expesa the owner which y be by
before Mayor of the person making tie repairs
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1858-07-22
. GdneerlRira Hacksters.

SEC Be it ordained by the Mayor Aldermen Fayetteville
That any who shall keep shop house, place. M pu
pose of vending such articles fruits cakes concions
refreshments Of Kind. within the limits the said CooIatn shall
obtain from the Clerk Of the Corporation license to sell the
which De- shall pay the Clerk dollars Zee of dollar
ing said license sell for the term Of year and failure otnsaid
license, for selling without person offending shall fer
felt and the sum Of five dollars for each offence be
warrant before the Mayor xags s,r..4--s5.
Sec = That the Clerk hereby authorised to obtain many tin
badges be required the expense of the Corporation stamped
with the word HCeEsTE and numbered regularly to be handed to
those who obtain license to sell HbekstefS a - ri 3
Sec. g. That any person obanng license aforesaid may sell
any part of the corporate limits and may oer their shments &
for sale on the streets public they think proper and
may authorize slave to offer said refreshments, &C. for sale
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1858-07-22
Gbaitr YosIEg.
For tie Fayetteville Otserper.

sr For tie Fayetteville Otserper.
10 Ida:
Since last wrote, I'm more inclined
To think the faith is true,
That spirits all around Us are;
as shall show to you.
Whatis a spirit, what the soul
But just the power of thought
And doesn't this mysterious sense,
With which the body's fraught.
Here, in this life of trials sore,
Have power, at once to go,
With present. speed to distant lands,
And travel to and fro ?
When far away from home we are,
How often do we send
Our thoughts to those we left behind,
And instant to them wend T!
If while our souls are clogG'd with ciay'
We thus canfy at will, ~
Nav not we, when devoid of flesh,
Fly faster, higher still
o blessed thought how dear to me
To feel my lost ones near
Tbst she in Heav'n remembers me,
And deigus to join me here J.!
Yes, here, on earth, she comes to me,
To cheer my dropping heart,
With hopes that We shall meet again;
And never more shalipart.
BEgEAyEp,
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1858-07-22
Many fancy that a little fly is o.

Many fancy that a little fly is on
" little because it is young, and that
It Will grow up in process of time to
be as big as blue bottle. 1T is not
SO, however, for when an insect has
once attained to its winged state, it
grows no more. All the growing,
and most part of the eating, is done
in it's previous states OF life; and, IN,
deed, there are many insects, such
as the siikworm-moth, which do not
eat at all from the time that they
assume the chrysalis state to the
time when they die.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1858-07-22
AN OaplyascR


% To prcrent injury lie Iu56 s4aare and Sg'e6s&a
S l. BE it ordained by the Mayor and Aldermen Of Fayetteville
That shall not be lawful for person to wagon other
wheeled carriage pass any part the sedHzed
streets Of Fayetteville with any of the wheels locked
to cause any log timber other heavy article be dragged said
streets public under penalty Of dollar for each offence
TO recovered by before the Mayor; aud if the said offence
shall be committed save the owner refusing tins
penalty the said slave shall than ten M the dis
eeon Of the Mayor .,s.ss z-aa-~-o
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1858-07-22
OKprNANcR
An ORDINANCE e5a -
10 prereat the erio9 Of Sgaoas and Jacks on the Pabe &

a ORDINANCE
70 prerea The eeo Stations Jacks on the Pbze Snar.
or streets of Fayetteville. - 81 sse7
SEC Be ordained by the Mayor Aldermen Fayetteville
That hereafter shall be for person persons exhibit
aid exhibiting The public square, the public streets of
said town of Fayetteville any stallion Jack permit any proud
slut or bitch dog to run at large. zla .ysr .s.et
S SEC q Be further ordained That an5 person persons shall
be guilty of violation Of this ordinances conviction thereof before
the Mayor Town. they shall pay fne of
less than FIVE dollars more than ten dollars for each and vO
htion Of the 49, rs.s@. -. -
theological professor speaking of Baaams says wrong
doubt that spoke like when daily hear many
that speak like asses
MistressI think cook, part this day month
Cook Gin astonshmeut sWhy, Il I've let you
ave your way in most everything fssT eaa cale5
Why is polemc like puppy Because be sticks his dogma
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1858-07-22
-. AN ORDINANCE
Toprepsat the exercise IF uauy horses the Public Sqo

4oprepsat unruy horses the Public and streets
of Fayetteville. ~ s<e
SEC ordained by the Mayor and Aldermen Of Fayetteville
That from after the passage of this orance it shall be unlawful
for any peron persons n harness any Wild unry
horse gng the public square, Of the public Streets
IN said Town. J.. - .sF...t ~
SEC q Be further ordained That any person persons shall
violate the provisions Of this ordinance they shall forfeit
fine not than five dollars than dollars
ton thereof the Mayor Of said town. for each and every violation
Of the same. es X 4. .-Ss
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1858-07-22
An oaDISAscE
Concerning Filth, Rubbish, &c.

Concerning IiAh, Rubbish &C. -.
SEC l. Be ordained by the ayor and Aldermen of the of
Fayetteville, That Saturday after the first and third Fridays each
month"; the Cooperation shall be employed long may be
esy removing all rubbish fb from the streets within the Corpo
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1858-07-22

The gold 10 the leading banks Of
this country and Europe. amounts to
more than $22O,0O0,000.