The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1858-12-10
MEETING or YHE. MONSTERS.
BY ULTRA MARINE TELEGRAPH.

J BY ULTRA MARINE TELEGRAPH.
At meeting Of the mons ters Of the deep
held at Cape Breton, yesterday afternoon. th'
Prince OF Wales was chosen President. He sta
ted the Object Of the meeting 10 be 10 decide up
on the merits of the Atlantic Cable, it probable
Infringement. upon the rights Of original settlers
and generally TO consider whit it all meapt.-
Suddenly, be said, they found this cable thrnsi
down among them, which was calculated e
deceive the small fry, as they deemed that 1
was something to eat He himself had rubbed
his nose against it, bat could make no impress
sion upon It. 1t was a little matter, but still
it was to be looked al as opening way 10
their domain, and he wished for free express
sion on the opinion Of the meeting. lie was
convinced that though they were FISH they
wouldn't be scaly about the matter, and ifesery-
thing was satisfactory, he for one would say,
LET II slide,
Thomas Cod, E.q., was one that had been
deceived by the line, and had, in his efforts io
bite It, broken out several Of his front teeth
IA voice in the crowd-''Go TO the dentists
and get some new ones and charge them 10 The
telegraph company."l He heard the sngges-
ton. and perhaps should profit by il, but his
feelings were outraged by the deception.
J. Shark, Esq, OF the detective force, said
that as he was chasing delinquent mnllet, he
came in contact with the liae, and received
severe injury in bis head. He begged the coar
pany TO look at TIE wound. He removed
large piece of ke!p and revealed deep ma /
over BIS right eye.l He confessed that he had
been staggered 5y lae blow, ard asked if the
company would see anybody injured in t5at
way.
Sergeant Swordish, Of the Marines, decialed
that he had been startled BY what be had heard.
The domain Of the main had been invaded, and
he, for one, was ready to throw away his scsb-
bard, and 90 aad saw of The cable.
King Fish, Esq, took tbe same view as bis
military friend, aud went in for cutting of.
iJr. Horse Mc3rsl thought there was cause
to suspect anything in this iae they coHlaa't
see the end Of For his part be though al r.
spectacle fish should raise their tongGYs and
sounds against it.
Jolly Porpoise, Esq, rose 10 speak, when
every fin ceased 10 nitrate, and universal
smile spread over the audience. He said he
bad not cone to make sfrrret1 but or
the opinion that he might say something, as be
usually did when he spoke. He was for intro
ducing pacific measures, even though this was
to bsI,sve lba, that I,os was loiny 10 affect anv
fsh ,b.t ..as ~, cbo,,.d.r hl.d fEzs, -],earI
TffS5 conI4 co9fo,. themselves si3nIv 'o coLi
water. there would be no DANCER. For his
,,r, 10 ,,,as l;s,.,s., =, hl,. e. 49,, ~. 1;,,
iCheers.l
Mr, O,Shua chad.I had coma 70 I;.,sn rather
Than taks anv ac,;vs mart in the bus,nsss Of tb..
n,ostioy IN, he and h,z co,nnao;on H. PIN
FISH from sonner visit to the GIadse had
learned 10 resoect Yankee prowess. and ,rouEi
saw if that enierpris,Dr class Of animals hal
a1vfbi,r :, do u.,th tie nr..ssn, ,,vs,sr,ons ~.
raosemrn,, he woal1n'. oppose ii, because It
would do no good. Il was bound 70 60.
Mr.. Bluefsh responded, s'That's 50 - and
Young Tautog. whose ancestors had fallen at
Compton, wiped away a bgiay teas, as he endor-
sed the response.
Mr.. DeeDsea Cod didn't see much cause for
un4as,nsss anbopgh n. conld M, f.sl = direct
interest N the matter. as tbanks 10 scienrs. he
was now maSferoia li,,la ole, of own which
occnnied him. N wbicb his interest was con-
centialed. The CIV Of ..Tivpr,, he had inst
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