The Union and eastern journal. [volume] (Biddeford [Me.]) 1854-1858, 1858-03-26
II Nathan Evergreen sends US the follow.
ing communication. hardly up to Jack Down.
ing's best.
For the Union and Eastern Journal
PuSXtSyII. March Is, 1858

For the Union and Eastern journal
PuSxlSvIL, March Is, 1858.
Mr.. EpITuR We've had crate Diner.
KRAFT Mass Meetin' here. tn konsidder the pas.
sig of the Leekomptun Konstitooshun-
exsitemunt prcvales. The mettin' wos kolled
tn ordur bi Jeremiaro Dumplin', hoo wos
'lected Cheermun. Jeremiare sed 1.-THE biz.
nez ov this mee,in' WOE tn kinsidder the most
expidishus measures tn inforse the passig Of
the Leekomptun Konstitooshun."
Peter Carnage riz and sed: "Mr. Cheer.
mun-unless this Konstitooshun passiz, the
Union is gonner-this glorius Yanki Nashun
will be noted for siyil wars, anarki, and roost-
or. ftin'. Ri ordur ov Suthernurs, long, dark
ranks ov iniarnul black niggers will Ia waste
our luvli villis, and drag our wives and chill.
drum intu african slaveri, to be eet up by pos.
sums and krockerdiles. This Konstitooshun
must pas, or misrashun to Pa,igoni will be
disadvantages must so into KANSAS and
Nebus,er territori-niggers haint men-ts all
long heel aummeri, and what's the use talk.
in. But we've got the man at the he'd ov
state tha,'ll put this bill thru, or di a marter.
He's the man thatll repell "northun insu.
lunce." The pulsashuns ov his miti hart vi.
brate from the roek-ribbed koast ov Labra-
dore to Dan Virgins kow parstur. The
name ov this crate man-in whoz bossum the
pent up fires ov thunderin' big kolekill are
about tn bust forth (like Punkinvilrs Profit
ov old) on that brazen steer kali. hoo is tryin'
to inslave his fatherland-I sa the name ov
this crate man is Bukannon." ["Hoorar for
Bukannon hollered Peltare Jones. -
You've seen the billin' hot water iii out ov an
noise, haint yu' Wal, then yu no how the
terbacker juse flu out Of Pelitare's mouth
when nc hollered for Bukannon.
Mr.. Gamage-"Yis, sur, Bukannon is cho.
sen bi God and the citizens Of Punkinvil tn
free this kountri from the kalametiz ov the
kast iurn age. Bukannon is tn the Dim.
erkrat parti what sweet lie il tn fish and Ia.
turs. The name ov Bukannon shell shine in
grandmarm's tradishuns, when the later rot
is furgottun.
II this Konstitooshun dug not pas in q few
months, where is punkinvil !-hur slider mill,
hur liberti pole, hur huckleberi ground. her
all will be berrid meath the devastatin' tired ov
an Anglo.Nigser armi. Mr.. Cheermun. free
silers are gatherin' round US thick and fast
Sunthin' must be dun to prop up this crate
Dimerkrat parti-a parti that hez thus far
withstood the horrars ov the Omnebus Mes.
sures, the onion maggot, and the drouth Of
1853. Yis, sur. sunthin' desperit must be
dun, or soon we shall hear the roar Of the last
wave that'll settle over US etearnully.
Several luther speeches were maid, after
which the follerin' reserlooshuns waz red and
urdopted:
Resolred, That the everlastin' welfare ov
Punkinvil-"all the world and the rest ov
mankind"-demsni the immediate passig ov
the Leekomptun Konstitooshun.
ResoIred, That niger, are HOSES. and the
deklarashun "that all men are krea,ed free
and equal" is an all.thunderin' big II, which
speetor like han,s every reezonable man in his
midni,e vigils.
Resolred, That Masun and Dixon's line be
tied round the necks Of Duglis, Hale and Bill
Fessindun, and that they be hung on a horn
BEEN tree, on Punkinvill Square. till tina kri
enuf.
Rs,olrsd. That Bukannon's CRATE Leekomp.
ton Messig is q seckond edishun OF revela.
ton.
Rs,oired. That the citizens ov Punkinvil
present Bukannon with puter meddul. with
WI ov Punkinvil on wun side, and the in
skripshun, .Runkum Bunkum Funkum on
luther.
votid to urjurn Multum in Parvo.
Yours, allus,
NATHAN EvERoREES.