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ssaep peins, tsshaaaise 90 - ! IN I
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kaad rs breagh ap neaz Mss ssal
hantsginEiF shaking sEas haif tall tickle
mikhia "a inah pf NJ fses, ansil 81
bead rose 10 ths earn COB a10ppeg.-
e Whax Ye gwins Taks suck, A0ss
Thia Yera trucks old. koaeh Biz mi.
self hok this aoRnin from the skillwnrm
Nara aarnsa biz ove sssiks-nins ia hi
~ pus khak Ar pieea ore burnt dFiet
peach IN niaelx tn gin Il ealasr--hstts
nor Oh Bullin's plan he pals tan o0s'
IN what hA eeAls. and when thai ain
handy As maxsa 4 leesla ave che red VA.
| Ter oaten d pond below his barn makes
q powsrfnl natrai caller bat don's bell
he taste any. Thea be kafFeass taai
with red pepper. Hits an orful ulxtryi
that al hsrd-s -shell wbisksy ore ole Bal.
lins. ns has pisined nj onso thFse-quAf'
sega ove The BeleEin part oYs his oongre-
gashun with hit, an tnsheF quarters Z
Ewinssthe same road, ef bis still-houi
don't burn down soon, ar be peg oui
hissefa Haiat be the durndsst speei.
msn owe . walkin barrel owe g-s ye
ever seed eng how 2
| Say, Georgsy, dye see these here we'll
poles, WhAt / aaes fur laiga? Well,
paaSsd en- BIZ each other purity peart
tuthaE day. l pal just wan ont 30, an
then luther, say nine feet bayants an
then KEEP q doiR hit. I'll just gin ys
leave Ia 20 tn the devil half harmon,
ef / didn's make fever tracks ta ths
miie, an more Ia the mint, then wur
ever mAds by eny human manAody, With
cut tbs help owe boss, since Bark Viii
son beat the saw-log from the top owe
the Frog mountain into the 0eoee river,
an dove so lodged hat at last. Every
thing what talkG an cries, hesa pint owe
sum sozt. Old Ballin'a plat is durn-
cd, fust-rate. thrse-bi -biadsd, doable-baF-
relied, waterproof hypockriey, an 8 On
qainahihei Appetits fur baid face, Sic
| ily Buras' pint ia thru heE feeturs, an
ways to drive man folke crazy. She gins
them fever jist es sartin o. week at
! Orleans in August wud. Durn her, she's
dawn on her heels nows an walks dat
| footed st that, Dads pint, an hits the
| only pint he's got, 10 Ia be tho king owe
all d1rn'd fools, seaoe the days owe that
! fellsT, shs bibil reads aboas, what hous-
ed so mach Germ in Egypt, an lost his
coat By runaia outen il. He tells US
who wus the strongest man, and who was
the msakest man, and wh5 the beat man,
IeYes ye tu guess who wus the biggest
| fool, an ef thar's ball niger in Ten
nessee, what eudsnt tell the fust pop ar-
ter heasin II red, ] wudsnt gin fifty cents
! fur him sartin. He hesenh senoe ennF
! tn run into the house, Of it was raluin
ded cats, that's all. My pint is ia
beatin any body suskjn in big skear,
an then IN beatin eay body's boss uR
skared dog runnln outen it agin. used
tu think my pint wur like dad's, onmix-
ed fool bat when he acted hoss, gin
in. Maybe when / gets bis aperiepcs,
an es old, kin mock the hens ofan him,
an be king fool misef On his pint. Bus
it's nighty onsartin. He has never bin
beat yes, BY suy thing that cud talk
Now eff felleE knows what bis pint is,
he ken get along, alters pqryidin he
don't swar away his liberty ku 9 tsApeF-
@ss~o- ssgiigsJ, IA Ifrv tu fur erQGn A aksIl-,
hous, an tu nj church ar jail. Them's
my sentiments, an I'll gin ye smother
oTe en Men folks wur made Tst tn
drink, eat, an for stayin awake in the
YEARLY part Of mites an the wimin TO
cook the vittils, mix the liquor an help
the man tu 7du the stsyln awake. That's
hit, an nothin more, onless hits fur the
/ wimin ia raise the devil atween meals
an the men tu play short kerds atween
drains, swap hoSses with fools, and fts
fur exercise at odd spells. Yer dont IN
derstand life, George, yet.
But about nay susppin these yere laigs
| so fast he'd got about fox squirriH
akin full owe billed corn juice under my
shut, an wuF aimin fur Ball KaE's on
foot, an when got in site owe ole Burns
! / seed nj onto ffty hosses aR mules hloh-
! ed onto his fence, Il war SicIly's wed
din. She married Clapshaw the sukit ii
der tbs saEne fellew he's faith gin oat
when he met maxim soda. Now, I'll tell
you two. things nobody ever seed wan
/ is ded muls-I means mule just died
| far, without eny help, and totheE is q
/ sukit riders grave. Case why, the he
/ mules all turn inter oldheld school mAs-
ssrs, an aba she ones inter strong mind
ed wimnaen, al then they dies ike eny
other Auman. An the snkis riders, them
what mayrys fur money, turns stare
keepers an than what maTrJg fur Is but
gifts Bit, turns inter politicians, an then
they dies sorter like humans too. Pu
telf va auuthgg think about tie var
mints they aat @hickens round the su-
kit till they skarea up rich gall, and ct
ever one owe en- lowers his sites onto a
| gall, why sha is a gall no longer, 20
more nor he stays sakit rider They
list hieh hosseS, and goodbye gall, I,
good-bye old sedgsheld, pine thioket,
sukit, an look OUT for team owe shut
tail children, pale oman, sharp boss
sradin, and stayin at homa on kollection
SUNDAYS. Now ole Burns had 3 big
black and white ball, with ring in his
nose and rope tied up round his horns.
They ride intu mill and sieh like With d
saddil made outen dog-wood forks an
clap boards, and kivered with old car
pit, rope girth and stiEup lethars, with a
. loop for the foot.
Ole Sock co they called him, he'd jist
got back frum mill, an war turned intel
the yard, sadil and all 10 pick grass
, wur slurgin Poun too, outside the hous
' fur they hedsnt axed rae IN wheR the
: sat down ia eat, Sock nosed roun I'll
] he foun 3 big bGskit What hills q littlt
shattered corn, an be pat Ia his he'd Il
: get ii. slipped up and jsrked the han
D die over his horns. Now, George, do =
{ no the uatur owe COW brute They
, the iurndest fools ove all the beasts
= Callers ssptin the Lovegoods,) fur whe'
- they gifts inter tribulsshun, they no
: noshin but to shut thar eyes, belIeF o.
. back "a keep baekin. Well, when oil
Sock fpun hissef in darkness when b
Q raised his he'd, he made wun lunge agil
q the house that shook the daubin oul
d then be fotch beller mout been bear
Z 4 mile, and then sot inter al ouendi
], sistim ave hsckin. d big craw-Esh va
no whar. Fust agin ons thing, then owe
. anutheg, among which wus the be
g bench, an dozen stands ore bess. Thi
y knockin down thai bench fetch ous q
= ssse bees, ftin mad shs whole ara w
y fall ova EN-, redy to pitch inter sny thin
., what moved. The hous aot oAsar siopi
- groun, au the yard dore wsre even vii
= Sit Sd Sock fist backed in over dll
% Bile bed Of stsns, . blowing an bowiil
q and the leder owe the biggest army o.
= bees egar seed ous III wua time III,
" Allied the baakit, they lodged onto b
70 tale till hit wus es thick es wagg
s eung, an strate up In The 81 at the
IN lookin sorteT like ded pine kiysrt
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