The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1858-08-26
EVERY KIND OF HUMOR,

remedy that cures
EVERY KIND OF HUMOR,
FROM THE
Worst Scruofula dorm 10 common Ptmpte
Two bottles are warranted TO cure hurs
ing sore mouth
One To three bottles will cure The worS
kind of piinples on the face.
Two or three bottles will clear the system
of bies
Two bottles are warranted TO cure tht
worst canker in the stomach
Three ot FIVE bottles are warranted tt
cure The worst kind of Erysipelas
One or two bottles are warranted to cure
all humor in the eyes.
| Two bottles are warranted to cure run
ming of the ears and blotches among the
! hair.
-Four 10 six bottles are warranted to cure
corrupt and running ulcers.
| One bottle will cure scaly erupiions o
the skin.
Two or three bottles are warranted I,
cure the worst kind of ringworm
Two orthree bottles are warranted to cure
the most desperate case Of rheumatism.
Three 10 four bottles are warranted Il
cure salt rheum.
Five TO eight bottles will cure the wors
case OF sctuiula
One 10 three bottles are warranted TO cure
The WORST case Of dyspepsia. know from tht
experience of thousands that 1t has, causet
Uy canker in the stomach.
One To TWO bottles ale warranted to cure
sick headache
One TO two bottles are warranted 10 regu
laie coslve state OF the bowels
One to TWO bottles will regulate all de
rangement of The kIdneVs.
-Four 20 six bottles have cured the wors
cases OF dropsy.
One 10 three bottles has cured the wors
case OF piles; reliei is always experienced
| What mercy 10 get relief in such an eX
crucIatIng disease!
Since lis first discovery, have from tim,
to lime added various other herbs TO il o
one OF them, HIppocrates, the Father o
Medicine, says: 1T is an hero Of Jubiter
and in the sign Leo.
Ill openeih onstruclions of the liver, gal
and spleen; 1t is all especial friend TO tn,
liver, worth all other herbs put together
cooling II when too hot, and warming
when too cold
| at cTeaieth an appetite, Cureth all gOn
and shaking feelings in the pit OF the slom
arh. easeih all pains and stitches IN the side
"ll cureth The jaundice by opening tht
! gall, and reStorelh The native color of III,
! body.
| at expeis all raw. viscous and Shiny hu
| nors out of the body; il cleanseth all inv art
ulcers and congealed blood from the kid
news.
by opeaing obstruciions Of the spleen
it purgeih all nurni chuler and melanchol
vapors which riselh 10 the head and brain
causing distressing headache, fearful fore
hoding of trouble, trembling of The heart
taintng and swoonng.
''1'he herb boiled in wine is pariicularl
good 10 revive The dropping spirit of the a
ged, and whoever has lingering sickness
after fever, nothing rtsloreth him TO heall
so quick as drinking The juice oi his herb
The seeds boiled in waller curelh TN
most offensive breath, aud drank al bedtime
pre-, enlelh what Is commonly called night
mare, aud all melancholy dreams, a diseas,
bilious people are liable to-
The Father OF Medicine SAYS Of anothe
herb IN this composition, that 1T is an herr
OF the Sun, and Ia the sign Leo
The sun is the source OF all life, and ru
eih the hear; and This hero is the best cor
! dial, The greatest slrengihener OF the heart
of any thai grows; 1t comforIeth the heart
cUreth all papitation thereof; takelh awal
trembling, fainilng and smolherIng of it; We
il must be taken carefully, or severe grip
| ings will enSue. which must be corrected
with fennel seed or ginger.
so much for this herb, between which
| and the adder there is the utmost an,ipathy
so much so that the aGder will not toucf
him that has the herb about him +"
No change Of diet ever necessary-ear
the best you can get and enough Of 1t.
Directions for use. Adults one table
SpuohiLl per day-Chlldren over ten wears.
desert spoontul-Children from five To eight
years, tea spoonful As no directions
can he applicable 10 ali Constitutions, take
sufficient TO opearte on the bowels twice d
day.
Manufactured by
DONALD KENNEDY,
No 100 Warren Street. Roxbury, Mass.
Price s CO.
Sold in Stroudsburg, oy Hollinshead &
Derrick, James n During, and by all Drug
in (,ltV and Cnnntrv II, oonoral