Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1858-07-15
THE CHARACTER OF MANKIND.

JANUARY-He who is born in
this month will be laborious and a
lover of wine, but very subject to
infdelity; he may too often forget
to pay his debts, aud withal be a
Gne singer. The lady born in this
month will be a pretty, prudent
housewife, rather melancholy, but
yet good tempered.
FEBsUARY.-The man born in
this month will love money much,
but the lady more; he will be stingy
at home but prodigal abroad. The
lady born in this month will be hu-
name and affectionate wife and ten
der mother.
MARcH.-The man born in this
month will die poor. The lady
will be a jealous, passionate chatter
box, somewhat given to fighting,
and in old age too fond of the bottle.
ApRIL.-The man who has the
misfortune to be born in this month
will be subject to maladies; he will
travel to advantage and love the la
dies to his disadvantage-for he will
marry rich and handsome heiress
who will make him-what you no
doubt will understand. The lady
of this month will be tall and stout,
with little mouth, little feet, less
wit, but a great talker, but withal a
great liar.
MAY.-The man born in this
month will be handsome and anna
bic, and will make his wife happy:
the lady will be equally blessed in
every respect.
JUNE.-The man of this month
will be of small stature, passionately
fond of women and children, but
will not be loved in return; the lady
will be giddy personage-fond of
coffee; she will marry at the age of
twenty-one, and will be a fool at
forty FIVE.
JuLY.-The man born in this
month viii be a perfect ''hoot-a-
toot," and will be used up by coffee,
women and wine;' he will be publicly
cowhided several times, and die
young: the lady will be o. K.-have
a big mouth, a pug nose, and will be
noted for extreme piety, and skill in
the use of the washboard.
AuGUsT.-The man Of this month
will be courageous and ambitious,
but too apt to cheat; he will have
several maIadies and two wives; the
lady will be amiable and twice mar
ried, but her second husband will
cause her to regret the first.
SEpTEMBER.-He who is born
in this month will be strong, wise
and prudent, but two easy with his
wife, who will cause him great un-
easiness: the lady, round-faced and
fair haired, witty, discreet and loved
by her friends.
October.-The man born in this
month will have handsome face,
Horid complexion, wicked in his
youth, and always inconstant; he
will promise one thing, and do an
other, and remain poor: the lady
will be pretty, a little coquetish, and
sometimes little too found of talk
ing; she will have two husbands who
will die of grief she will best know
why.
November.-The man born in
this month will have a fine face, and
be a gay deceiver: the lady will be
large, liberal and full Of novelty.
December.-The man bern in
this month will be good sort of
parsonage, though passionate; he
will devote himself to the army and
be betrayed by his wife: the lady
will be amiable and handsome, with
a good voice and well prcportioned
body; she will be twice married,
and remain poor, but honest.
ewNimrod, looking at the moon
the other morning, remarkee that it
must surely be nearly out Of change.
why so,' asked we.
Because / see it has got it's last
quarter replied the urchin.
wIt is said some babies are SO