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The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-11-24

We clip the following truthful and pun
gent article from the ST. Pau! Times.
In the very nature Of things, slave
holder, who becomes SO voluntarily and
so from choice, and does not seek to eman-
cipate bis slaves, can have no vcneration
for the holy sentiment Of the Dignity of
Labor. He necessarily regards all labor
as low, mental and degrading, fit only for
SLAVES, and all labcrers as but on level
with slaves in the social scale.
1t probably is not universally known
among his new Popular Soventry admit
rers, that Scoator Douglas is a slavehold-
err. But it is nevertheless fact. With
his first wife, he married a large proper
ty of slaves. These slaves he yet holds,
on his plantation in Louisiana. Oftheir
condition the Chicago Tribune says:
awe betray no condolences when we say that
Mr. slidell, when in this city, declared that
the condition of these s,a es was a disgrace to
the owner; that tInsy were badly fed and badly
clothed, and excessively over-worked.'
With regard to the mildness or severity
with which he treats bis slaves, we here
do not wish to enquire; it is not for this
we quote the foregoing. We quote it to
show he q confirmed Shareholder, and
therefore has lost all sympathy for Free
Labor, and interest in its amelioration
and progress. He cannot be true to Free
Labor interests Of the North, while his
own social, pecuniary and private interests
are so identified with the Interests of the
Slave Labor Of the South. Herein lies
the secret Of SO many of tbs fire eaters
The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-11-24
EsGusgHnss Position.

At present Judge Dougla. is attracting
general attention in the political world
He has the sympathy Of many Republi-
cans, and some go SO far as to express q
hope that he may be nominated for the
Presidency by the opposition in 1850
We commend to all such persons care
ful study of Douglas position as defined
by tho organ of the Slave Power-the
Richmond South:
|. Judge Douglas affirms the original
an essential infcrio:ity of the negro.
2. He denies that the negro wes in
tended to be embraced within the abstrac-
tons of the Declaration of Independence,
and as ests that the right of freedom and
equality were predicated only Of the dom
inant race of white men.
3. He denies the privileges of citizen
ship to the negro.
4. He affirms the compatibility of a
Confedcracv of free and slave States, and
the possibility of their harmonious cock
existence under q common Constitution.
5. He affirins the absolute sovereign
ty of the States i'll respect to their do
mestic institutions, and denies tho au-
thoriry Of tho Federal Government to
discriminate against tho interests Of Sia-
very.
6. He incnlcates a policy of non-in-
tervention, as between the free and slave
holding Stales, as well as between the lat
ter and the Federal Government.
7. He supports the decision Of the
Supreme Court. and asserts for Slavery
the right of colonization in tho Terrific
ries.
s He upholds all the guarantees of
the Federal Constitution in respect to the
rights of the South.
8. He maintains the dignity and in
dependence of the Sentsrial function, a
gainst the encroachments of Executive
usurpation.
10. He protests his opposition to Black
Republicanls'n at every point and upon
every principle.
II. He pledges himself to filelity to
the organization, principles, and nonai-
nees of the De nocratic party.
From this summary of the principles
cnounced in Judge Douglas exposition
of his views, it is obvious that whatever
his alteration in respect to past issues,
he is sound on the philosophy Of Negro
Slavery, and is correct in bis view OF the
relations between the States and the Fed
eral Government. He may safely defy
his enemies to exhibit another Northern
man with a profession Of filth moro &C.
ceptable to the South.
The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-11-24

of the South declaring for Douglas, not
withstanding his quarrel with the Admin
istration. They know he is with them'
despite all the electioneering sophlstry ne
was obliged to use in the State OF Limos
and through the North in order to re-
tain his old followers.
Frinds of Free Labor Of the North
Ask yourselves calmly and seriously
Can a Northern man, born laborer
and afterwards a Shareholder from choice,
with his private interest identified with
Slave Labor, be true and effective expo
nent of Free Labor interests, and the
prosperity aud happiness Of the people
3
The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-11-24
PEN AND SCISSORS.

The day-goods merchants OF NIL
waukee have agreed to close their stores
ut =. o'clock throughout the winter.
Caleb Crushing is reelected to the
Massachusetts, Legislature.
N. p. Willis hates the build OF a
trotting sulky, with a driver looking as If
his spine was screwed into the axletrcc-,-
man with wheels put to him.
The population Of Salt Lake City is
about twelve or fifteen Thousand. and the
population of the valley is variously esti-
mated, but is probably forty thousand.
The debt of Russia is said to amount
to 1882, 100000. That of France is
$l,24s. 100000; and that of England to
be S., 2s5, 100000.
The Examiner says the number of
members of the Evangelical Churches Of
the United States, during the last fifty
years, has increased from 100000 to g.
100000, being an increase Of eight-fold,
while our population has increased only
four-fold.
My boy, my boy! yon do very
wrong to fish on Sunday" Boz. "Is
can't be no harm sir; arn't cotch'd
nothin."
The Burlington Iowa) Hawkeye
tells of lady in that vicinity, who, by
marriage, has got herself into the follow
inn distressing situation in regard to her
own family. She is sisterin-law to her
father, aunt to her brothers, sister to her
uncle, daughter to grandfather, and great
aunt to her own children.
M. Hawthorne, tie writer, has gone
to Rome. A book is expected from him
in March or April. Hawthorps, says the
Louisville Journal, generally puts forth
their blossoms in the spring.
The Austrian Prime Minister, if he
has any taste for humor, may smile, while
he says to CLANCY Jones, 'Ah, Monsieur 7
Ambassadors, perceive you owe your
appointment here to your unfortunate
disappointment at homel You come
from q strange country, where, because q
county kicks you, the government ee7ates
yon to o high place. They say, in fact,
that because your own nejghbors, who
know you well, think you unfit to repre-
sont them in Congress, you are just fit to
represent your nation in foreign court"
--Ferney.
The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-11-24
WHEREAS; w. jar WHIPPLl

WHEREAS; w. jar WHIPPLE,
heretofore candidate for Office, has, in a
solemn manner, and before civil officer,
made oath to the fact that he is not, and
has not been a member of any secret po-
litical society, Know Nothing, or other
wise; and
W1ereas; The editor Of the North
Western Democrat Indignantly repols the
accusation that he is Know Nothing,
and applies terms of "dou5le-disti!led''
inyective to that mysterious organization
and
Whereas; It srumored (oE good au-
thority) that Know Nothing coancil
meets enthusiastically, or oftsner, at tbs
JOURNAL CrrlcE, aud tho startling fact
The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-11-24

has become public that the door of the
JoURN1L sunctssm is sometimes locked,
Therefore, We deem it our duty to say
to those persons engaged in the laudable
search after SAM" that if they will
watch and bark at the JOURNAL OFFICE
as eagerly and as assiduously as the dog
Noble did at the empty hole, they will
probably secure as much game as did
that sagacious quadruped.
The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-11-24
HOME JOURNAL FOR 1869.
Nexy Series-New Attractions
New Writers.
MORRIS & WILLIS, Editors.

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TWO WAYS TO WEDLOCK!
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The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-11-24

1.-THE following lines were co imposed on hear
ng it stated that ao1 created tobacco when
ne created man, AMI at the same time pro-
bounced it good tobacco, therefore, is one Of
he Injuries of lifa,"]
Tobacco is a useful weed,
For God himself first sowed the seed
He made it grow with herb and tree,
por all mankind luxury =
This logic many do dispute,
And try its soundness to refuts
But It's point so very plain.
All controversy is i'll vain;
It will forever stand the t,st,
And set all cayiling at rest.
If this be true, Men all, indeed,
May taste the sweetness of the weed;
IT'S wrong for none, if not for enc,
But right for all beneath the sun
Then let us pass it all around,
And see how well the song will sound,
Ye fathers you should introduce
This luxury to family use;
To it's free use the right you claim,
And should allow your wives the same,
Your little boys to chew and puff
Your little girls to smoke and snuff,
70 ng gentlemen, do not disdain
Your lips with this pure weed to stain,
But let them keep supplies within,
To ornament the beard and chin
To grace your linen, coat and vest,
That you may be in boz, ten dressed;
Young ladies, you need not refuse
This luxury of life' to use;
Your ruby Ii ps may hold the juice,
For twill no injury produce;
Twill give your teeth lovely hue,
With fragrance rich your breath Undue.
Now we have passed the weed around,
And found how well the song viii sound
We feel disguised, and declare
Such " luxury" We'll shun with care;
Against all logic we protest
That claims to set dispute at rest,
If made and blessed ere Ged made man,
Why found at first in Yucatan
Before it was to man revealed,
Five thousand years it lay concealed;
Why hid so long, if, with our food.
God made it and pronounced it Good p
The truth is this: It had It's birth
When God for sin did curse the earth
1t forthwith sprung at his command,
With thorn and thistle, Ger the land
1t was and is noyious weed,
The guilt of man procured the seed
Away, then, with the filthy stuff,
Away with pipe, and quid, and sat IF,
Away with slavered walls and DOORS
Pillows. carpets, spittoons and floors,
Away with it from nose and face,
Away Away with such disgrace.
A. GIBSON.
The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-11-24

ScHooL.-Now, although, as l have
said before, there were ne souls and no
need of schools and languages for Gods
sake and the Scriptures-yet were this
alone sufficient reason for establishing
everywhere the st schools for bows and
girls-that the world has need of skillful
men and women in order to maintain its
secular condition. The men should be
Mt to govern the land and the people; the
women should be we'll able to guide and
preserve house, children and servsnFs.
Now nlu such men be made ont of bows,
and ssach women cut of little girls; there
fore it Is important to train and educate
Gtne boys and girls sr;ghs FOR spcb awork.
- Martha Lut1ey.
The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-11-24
The Comet.

Master Tom.-"I say, gran'ma, this
is bad job about the comet'
Gran ma. Coed gracious What's
the matter!"
Master Tom" Why, here's letter
in the paper says: 1.-The particles Of the
tail, if thrown out from the head, having
only, as before, the sam rate of orbital
motion as the head, and having larger
and larger orbits to dc; criba, the farther
they are removed frona the head, will
necessarily fall further and further behind
as they recedo RON the comet, md thus
form curve independently Of resisting
medium; and that the panic-alay ny doc
trine of the tsnuity Of conatic nnclsI can
not be maintained from the mere fact Of
their translucency.'" Gran'ma colIap-
ses.
The above formula will answer equally
we'll as follows:
Buchanan Aan-I say. you, tlat is q
bad job about Douglas and bis friends.
Dowglos Ma,s-How SO?
Buchanan Man-Why the leaders of
the Democratic party, if thrown over
board by the head Of the party, having
only as before the same late Of orbital
motion as the head, the further they are
removed from the head, will necessarily
fall further and further behind n Presi-
Dental nomination, and thus forming a
curve Independent; of party discipl'ns; OF
even the paaic-allaying force Of Popular
Sovereignty can prevent them from being
borne CT in an irregular orbit, and as the
centrifugal force constantly dininishes,
the centripetal power Of party hatred will
draw them nearer and nearer to the
banks of that salty stream whore disap-
pointed politicians most do c0ngregate,
and Douglas man collapses.
The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-11-24

A ScoTcHMAN who had slept at an
inn, was asked in the morning how he
bad slept. "Troth, man, nae very well
either, but I was mucke better aft than
the bugs, for dell an ans O them closed
an e'e the hale night"
The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1858-11-24
CHEAP! CHEAP!

W. mean the west kofthe N e. quarter Of
w section 1, town %, range le This is
as good land az there is in the Kinickinic VAL
lay, and will be sold at the lowest price for the
ready John Davis" 1t lies nesr the head
waters of the Kinickinic, and is a most desirsa
Bile location. For further particulars you that,
have money, esn en- the Subsuibsr at ia
JcrHyAl ossrcz. Il. A. TAYLOR.