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THE MINDEN LANDING, now occupied by g L. Welden,
near Mnden, Claiborne parish, onsana, viii be
sold public auction the highest bidder "a me town Of m
den. on the ir IND AY in Sc tember next
This property comprises about 80 acres Of land with the in
pTovemeuts thereon consisting Of Cotton Sheds and Ware
house The and controls large part Of the xIesiYe and
rapidly growing the parishes tributary lake Bists
mean Of the largest points for the shipment Of cot
Interior and is entirely above overflow fe those ac-
EnOre those
u4equaated with il can obtain full information tegaTGng ne
quantity cotton shipped annually from ii well IS the
up freight by IT, by applying 70 me parties
named below 49,
acceptance payable Isl nual next; one-Ibd Ikos N te
ceher 1885, third payable II prI stV IN sc" VI
leans 8ccHrtsures- approved -, =.
Fur Fa particulars relation to this proper pRy e
w i sterling Es1. Mihdsu; Z L. Wedent Est, Anaeu
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SOUTHERN MANUFACTURER

Mr., EDMUND NJ. IvENs, Agent for P. Rahms Eagle Ma.
chine Works of Richmond Va leaves the june for
Richmond. He will return with very heavy shipnent Of
those celebrated Portable and Stationary Engines for driving
Cotton Gins Corn Mills Saw Mills etc. etc. early in October
next
Everything connected with these Works is of Southern orr
gin Even the Saws arc made in the sonth and each
Rnteed against defect
The these Engines and Saw Mills have met with in
the South for the thirteen and in this part of the
South for the last three years has been encouraging as to
warrant these extensive Works in doubling their capacity We
send mechanics machinery and expressly
guarantee each machine.
E-Planters remember it your interest Paronze these
Southern Works.
Ny Office, from st of October next will be No. Union
street, New Orleans EDMUND NJ. IyENS,
jel9 3mEW General Southern Agent,
ENUR SALE-2aUO nEaIU0HNS. LANDING FN SHIP
L Felicia, from II 4vre, and for sale OY
auzT J, p, WHITNEY { co, 50 CarUBGelet ST,
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TwTrR nCE n 2

KITTR u DG Z < FOL so vi
~ "a N Gate Ben Kittredge & Co. y Importers Of Guns
&%@8s@S% Sporting Apparatus in ali its branches
wholesale retail deaerstr american Rft1es,
P@HSS Pistols Fire OF ever varsity, 81 S.
" Charles street, st Charief Heiel, Neg
Orleans, and l34 Main street, Cincinnati, Ohio
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Gas sKrUREs-GAs FIXTURES
HENDERSON a GAINES,

No 90 Canal street,
rF{ANnEITERs, PENDANTS, BRACKETS, Han Lamps
- Ttt WsrfaI Lights Portable and Drop lights etc.
Al spcb english and American manufacture in the greatest
variety, and al
az When desired, they will be put up.
- SELF ly
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W0IFES AROMATIC SGHEIDAAE SCHNAPPs.
Druggists and Merchants and all dealers any thu
articles contained in the above catalogue will n II to their
vantage by calling sending their orders above where will
be found Extensive assortment Of GEM PATENT
MEDICINES in the United States the lowest prices,
Please J. WRIGHT co,
GENUINE MEDICINE WAREHOUSE,
MATT Nos l6l and ii Chartres street NegGrIe4ns.
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lCy, No. Isl and q Charters
Etsbarfis Wild Cherry,
Richardson's Sherry Wine,
Hutchingls Vegetable dyspepsia
lGOulsy { Vegetable, Coiemsu's.
HooEand 5 German, QIygeuated
COSMETICS.
cologne Water, Bay Water,
FLORIDA Water, Mee1 Fun,
lJoIe's Lily White.
SOAPS AND CREAMS,
Low Brown Windsor,
! Jone's Chemical,
Radway's Nedicatad, CASTLES
Almond, Toilet and Family,
Shaving Creams and Compuads
OF all descriptions.
PILLS.
Wright's Indian Vegetable,
Motat Life, BrRHdreth's,
MoTrison's, Lees, New London
Paris, SapPingtoE's, Champ
lgraefeaberg, Jayre's S6natiVs
IJayne's Ague, Winer's Came
mile, @
lHibbard's Ambitious, Peter's
lSpencer's Vegetable, Cooks,
| Genper 5, CuvePs Rheumatic,
tAnderson's, Allebasia'5 Health,
Wister' 5 Gentle Pusgatiye,
| AlIebasis' Agus. HONpeE's,
lChicEner's Sugar coated,
Gilhert's Ambitious, Beck
/ wfth's,
: lLady's Blood, Ingoldsby'g Pills
ISCott's Vegetable, Eag0n's,
Railways Regulators,
Roses Railroad, Eeiy's X ernslt
ILcuien's Indian Sanatiye,
IT.uufen's Ague, H0lloway's,
Halsted's -nyspsptie,
| GoTdpn's, McLanefs Liver,
HAIR DYES.
| PhRlon's Magic, Batchelor'E,
IGilman'a instantaneous,
iBallard's, jules Hauels.
. lJayne's American. East lRdia
| MISCELLANEOUS.
| DR.. Morse's InviSoratiIg Cor
dial. 5- "a ~
IThorn's Extract,
/ TarrRnt's Aperiant,
lTarrant's Elixir Of RkuhaTh.
.lCBrter's Suartsh Mixture,
lMother's Relief,
iToothache Drops,
ELyon's Magnetic Powders,
| Mrs. Kidder's Cordial.
lFhoInpsan's Eye Water,
! WATTS Nervous Anti,
Billings Astriugens,
,iHyattis Life BRsaay:s
fMcMunn's Elixir of Qpium
Railways Ready Keller, @
Railways Resolvent,
Tarrant's Indelible Ink,
DR.. Fitch's Body Braces,
iDr, Fitch'E Shoulder Braces;
Or. Fitch's IBhgling Tubes,
/ DR.. Roses Preparations,
Winer'a Arcanum Extract,
FeEeur's Specific,
iMarshnlrs CathClicOn,
j, lDr. Fitch's Preparations,
| M0rse's Compound Syrup Of
yellow Docs, ..-. -
Perry Dlvis'a Pain Killer,
j Browns Essence of Ginger,
IMortimore's Rheumatic Gcn
! pound.
lMortimore's Cordial RIttsrs,
Myers Extract Of Rock Rose,
lGrOssmau'sSpeci
lnr. Ward's Specific.
tUpham's Pile ElectEsrg,
Steers QpediiaUe,
lG0dfrey' Cordial,
tTurliuEtonis E4lsarn,
Dir. Cullen's Preparations,
Bateman's Drops,
iDr. Jayue'B Family Medicines,
iSeidlitIRn Soda Powders,
Epping's Fluid Extract RucbH
/ Lncina Cordial,
/. Juno Cordial,
iHart's Remedy for Fits.
8. Wilson'S Death On Rats etc.,
ILeidy's Erasive Soap,
hirby's Cholera DroTs,
Balls Cholera Syrup,
J. ISp0hnis Headache Remedy,
ICounell's Mixture,
IDr. Marchisl's Uterine GatheIl
oil can,
ICowRn's bithontTiptir,
ILouden's Preparations
4 Houghton's Pepsin.
SCHEIDAM sCHNAPPs.
ats, and all deRlersin any Of TIT
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ElArHMAN,s TRoPICAL RoOFING-

Cheaper superior any other used in Southern
climate,
Its rested and recognized qualities are
Isl DURABIIITY-equal to the best slate roofs
ID. IMpEHME NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. to any oheri cracks
leaks heiug possible.
3D. BE AUFY-I presents smooth and eranit surface
4h CHEAPNESS-It much less than, houghiti is as
good any Slate roof Than the Inferior
composition roofing offered the public saves the
Of cutters and valleys.
5h iNCOMBUSrtBlLITY-f will resist fire better than
slate roof $50,
9th. C0NyENIENGE-It will soften under tbs hea Of
this climate protects the interior OF buildings IRON the
intense heat of SUNNI
7th s0LIDTY-It harder and smoother from exgo-
be put upon roofs OF any Stops am elH 2 s9
wegt does not REQUIRE atters support wie II s
not liable Q corGsion breaking does qatre repairs
The ssTROpTC}4T ROOFING is chemical compound OF
substances several which peculiar tc alone combined
in proportions by actual experiment d experience
Testimonials of the correctness the above the hands
the agent and be verified by any person wishing
before contracting,
P'o'ap''' '''41' ~ J. G. KAUFMAN.
fel5 " corner Of Eieuyi'te ami Marais SIS
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'ENYC Ia&aUSA AND DOLLARS KEW RID
= Having Ieas0ble evidence 10 beIIsve explosion of The
late steamer Virginia ba result of netaruz design he
eboFe reward ut Two thousand eilI he mid for ti ia
lection ard conviction The guilty party or parties.
EbFL ARD TOBY AGENT
aily II " Camp street.,
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- DENTAL NOTICF1-DR. Z. WEST.
Practical Dentist No. III ST. Charles street.
fTSS&Ss5E55sSl Poy dras street.
41III ]. W would cell particular attention % BIZ
method constructing ARTIFICIAL TEETH. They made
perfectly natural in form and shaps with false Tbs
original form and expression q tie mouth and fars
with clear and distinct Authorization Of speech. This s
by having the nsis Of the teeth and gum Of natural form %
which the readily adapted This hiss
ing sound often observed ID persons vea artificial teeth
The Doctor has been pTaecng IN this city fifteen and
confident that he will give satisfaction those who may
honor him with their patronage All desroue Of OBJ
tanning his services, would do we'll to call and examine b
cineus, tHLO
sg7zzseg4a MEDICAL, SURGICAL AND sis :
.@ssAssss48 CHA EIGAfI DENTTSTBY.-Dr, ~ P DG9-
TIE manufactures superior rtifeiaI Teeth
@41III4JG Gold PlaiHH, Silver or Gurta Percta.
Teeth removed without pain. Oee, Ne. 10 BsroD1s
New Orleans. as "
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q SLAVE DEPOT, No. tg5 GRAylEk AND %
ga RRYAnES STREETS. =,s-,.
Agse no TRADERS, PL ANTERS AMI MEattl 81 =
Having Opened my Old stand the LIST OF Jftis leoes
good accanmn aljous for $40 NEGROES tssPeeaiy
" c. +. a4IGaEks
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DRUGS AND MEDICINES.

I WRIGHT & CO.'S CATALOGUE or GENUINE
y saud popular Family Medicines, which they supply
Druggists and Dealers Proprsors whole prizes
General Depot Special Agency, No. ISL n Charters
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1858-09-06

DEUx1EaE CouR DE DISTRICT iTHEOD. sONTAT Durossat
della Nnuyeue Orleans. Juierr, vs.. R. W HEBRARp
TN VERTU dun writ dc snisie ct vente a
Il honorable DeaXieme Courd District de Ia
NOuve DrltHns l'afaire deSsu proctdeTa 10
LUSnI 10 de septeube 1855 midi pHdtei De la Cite
de Commune les rue dn Camp ct dea Magas!ns
a Ia vene rublilue ct aduGicaOnde-
Iesclaye nonue JAMES Negro age denyig trente-cnq
ans.
sats dams rafare ci-deSsUs.
CONDITLONS-Co Compliant moment de ladjudcation.
f. 7. PARKER,
aul2 20 80 Sc 6 10 Sheriff de Ia PHrosse dOElGans.
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hotels AND RESTAURANTS
. VERARDAM HOTKl. coENFE o. Il

Esgi fsyette Square Camp street
M This faypre establishment GoIunerIy Foyercs suEe4
Il 20 qndergalrg thorough r.noTo ard win rs otered Is
me paole On we I yeore The location bsirg opposite L
fayette SQpare ard IN the silently OF ST re FASH
onable places Of is adape co a.
lies hsvfrg ToGh veFsr6asJ ans CHER oiel n hs
South This house is 10 be q The fr second tarops
seI4 II ~ q JETRR
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| ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

4eBOO feet "a and IL Florida Yellow Pine
80, 40 : FL9oE!hGi tongued and grooyed.
lbUVuu eet Z and Ia wide dressed Florida Yellow Pine
FLOORING, tongued and grooved
100000 feet u Florida Yellow Pine CELL
ING, toBgued and gr0oyed.
100000 eel wide dressed Florida Yellow Pine CEILING
tdngneG and gr0Oved
100000 feet II narrow dressed Florida Yellow PineFLoOR.
ing square edged.
100000 feet dressed WEATHERBOARDS
l'6JVOO0 feet rough yellow Pine UMBE consisting of inch
Boards, WeatherboRrdF Scantling, Joists ETC.
EeVJO ee assorted cypress Lumber Lahs and Shingles.
Sashes, Doors Finds, MouIdipgs, etc. etc.
FOR sale at the lowest market prices shit pnrchgs.
sFs5 ~ SIMPSON 4 DgRR,
hHAi "
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LEGAL NOTICES.

sEcogp DISTRICT CoUEr lsUCCRssIoE OF KoENRAAD
- q, Il Sey e. gEtsa Es yPgHRI-No. I4459.
w the for letters o. Naturalization OF the estste Of
the late X reugaad Fuhri, deceased intestate--
Notice hereby given ALI whom may concern TO show
within ten days why the Of the said petitioner
should not be granted.
BY order Of the Court,
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DENTISTRY,

assrEsa CHA kSLES H. x ELLIS. u ID. B.s
No. ISL Genial street. between GszonaeIat sn2
4TFA9af Baruune Streets New Orleans. ARTIFICIAL
1LII TEETH inserted in full or partial ses which,
for Beauty, Uty Cofor1the eEzpeis6,
jn5ly&W
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RRAnFORD'S PORTABLE STEAM EN.
= 3INS, for Planters use0rder for the Engines,
maGEttetafed ri. N Bradford Co. Haudsboro, Miss.
Will he receivedby X. F. HARRISON
ma 6mEw - ''e I29 Ora drawer RS stree.
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Stfauboat Dfpattyrts Gbts Gay.

RFF- The schooner A. h. Moore, Smith, from
Baltimore discnHgug her opposite the Meat Mar
ke Second District Consgnees will please to attend 70 the
receipt goods the lyee otherwise they will he stored
at their expense and ritk.
seg street:
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n5- ConsIgneGs Of I73 boxes ,merchandisc
marked r. schooner A. q. Moore from Bal
tmnre viii make himself known the dscharging clerk
Inc eye otherwise win be HIS expense and
risk. GEO. W, HfNSON ~ 60, Agents,
Fe2 SO Camp street.
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- CELERRATFR
G Err AN BITTERS,
Will efecIay Cure
Liver Complaint Dyspepsia, nunuice Chronic or Nervous
Debility Diseases Of the Kidneys, aud al Diseases
arising troRl II disordered Liver or Stomach.
Such
CONSTIPATION, Inward Piles, Fulness Blood the Head
Acdity OF the Stomach NAsea Heartburn Disgust Food
FuEess Weight in the Stomach Eructations Sink.
ing Flutteriug ut the Phi of Stomach Swimming Of
the Head Hurried and difficult Breathing, Fnttefug ths
ueagI, Chaakng suttochting in lying
posture; Din of Fson Dots before Sight Fs.
and Dgl Pain in the Head Deficiency Of PRESENTATION
Geiowness of the Skin and Eyes Pain in the Side Back
Chest Limbs, etei Sudden Fluhas Of Heat Burning the
Flesh Constant Im9ginngs Of Evil, and great Depression
Of Spirits.
The propreorR calling the public to lis
preparation, does with feeling of the confidence
Ia virtues and adaptation to The diseases for which
ueuded
ts and 6ntried article, but this
test of years trial before the American people and
repuatouand sale is rnrvaled b. similar preparations
tant The testimony Units favor the prominent
and well known physicians individuals parts the
country is mmes aud careful of the Almanac
hsheu annually By the proprietor and be had gratis Of
OF his Agents cannot hut satisfy the skPpcl thin
remedy really deserving the great celebrity
PRINCIPAL Office and MsuufRctory, No AIS ARCH street, Fh
adelphia Pa
ForssIe in New Orleans, wholesale and retail by
1vE en-
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rTO COUNTRY mEEsCaANTS-JUsT RECEIy.
L e5s igume3t from the manutactnrers--
90 eases OAK TANNED RUSSETS, Double Buck and
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COPARTNERSHIP.

THE UNDERSIGNED HAVE THIS DAY en-
partner hip for the transaction q the
ard Commission business under the style q bJNsfE q
~ Ia % S's'''40'7' GEORGE CONNOLLY.
j, VI. GHAMPLIN.
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The Journal Office is furnished with an en-.
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Nearly four years ago the Minnesota Weekly
Times came before the public, and from that
period to the present it has been battling for
the cause of freedom and the rights Of man,
regardless Of the ties OF party or the sneers and
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very large and rapidly, increasing circulation.
This has been accomplished, not by system
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the Eastern States.
The Times has ever advocated, and viii con-
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the honest settler, to whom home should be
guaranteed By Congress, and in the develop
ment of all those resources which are caleulat-
ed to place us first among the States OF this
great confederacy.
Many new features will be added to the
TINES in the course of the year 1858. We shall
spare no pains to procure the latest and most
reliable news both at home and from abroad !;
shall publish weekly a full and correct re-
port of the Markets, - and shall at all times
devote our exergies to make our paper equal in
all respects to any other in our new and rapid
~ growing State.
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Our Olio.

A HIGH REsr-A hole in the crown of
your hat.
"Do you follow the hydropathic sys-
tenn! g." Not exactly; but I'm sure our
milkman does"
"A Stitch IN time saves nine The
first impression of needle upon n rent
obviateth a nine-fold introduction
TIE least said tie soonest mendea:"
The minimum of an offensive remark
is cobbled with the greatest promptituIe.
"Don't count your chickens before
they're hatcded:"-Enunerate not your
adoIescent pullets ere they cease to be
oViform. 2 q %
Put Jeggdr on horseback and he
wHl ride to tie DeUU,"- Establish a
mend;cant upon the uppermost section of
charger, and he viii transport himself
to ApoIlyon.
q The Providence Transcript says there
is lady SO aristocratic that She refuses to
take newspaper because it is made of
rags. ..'|-
y MAN ceases to be "good fellow
tho moment he refuses to do precisely
what other people wish him to do.
HERE is a piquant extract: "He kissed
hel, and promised. Such beautiful lips
mans usual fatc-he was lost upon the
coral reefs.
The marriage of loved child NAV
seem to the parent a kind of death. Yet
therein father pays but just debt
Wedlock gave him the good gift; to
wcCllock, then, he owes it.
In is stated. upon the authority of those
who have heard II, that cat, whom her
tail is pinched betw, en door and post,
utters the vowels q, e, 1, o, u, with great
distinctness. If the injury is prolonged,
she gives &c and y also.
y GENTLEMAN OH board one of the
Chelsea boats, the other dav, was cutting
the leaves of new edition of Shakespeare.
when an enlightened fellow traveller look
ed over his shoulder, and remarked
" Shakspeare's plays, eh? lie keeps
writin' of 'em, don't he ooh, YES,
was the unchI istian answer, "Shakspeare's
the hardest working man in the world"
a LovE-sMITTEN gentleman, after con-
Yersing while with lady on the inter-
estlng subject Of matrimony, concluded at
last with the emphatic question, "Will
You have me !"-"I am very sorry to
disappoint you" replied the lady, "and
hope the disappointment will not give
you pam; but must answer, mo-
We'll, well, that will do, madam said
her philosophical lover; "and now sup
pose zoe change the subject"
A GENUINE son of the Emerald Isle
finding only three persons in attendance
upon his proposed lecture, made the fol-
lowing address =" Ladies and gentle
men-as thereis nobody here, I'll dismiss
You all. The performances of this night
will not be performed, but they acM Be
repeated tomorrow evening"
A down-easter essaying to appropriate
square OF exceeding tough beef at dinner
in Wisconsin Hotel. his convulsiye efforts
with a knife and fork attracted the atten-
ton and smiles of those in the same pre-
tGcament rs himself. At last Jonat an s
patience vanished, under ill-suecess, when
laying down his utensils he burst out with
-" Strangers, yer needn't larff-if you
hai1t got any regard for the landlords
feelings you outer hare some respecs FOR
tie cd bUI2.N This sslly 'sbroIcat d ,wn
The house"
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GOLD PENS RE-PoINTED

ID RICE 50 CENTS. Enclose the pen in
4 letter with cash or postage stamps, and
by return mail You viii receive the pen as
good as new. Address.
E. Elliot, Syracuse, n. T.
Any paper giving the above three insertions
and sending me marked copy by mail, shall
Immediately seceive one Of my best pens.
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