Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1858-09-29
lfrom tie New York Daily Times.I
TELL YOUR WIFE.

/ Yes. the only way is. to tell your wife
Jnst how you stand. Show her your
balance sheet; let her look at the items.
ou think it will hurt her feelings. No
l. won't do any such thing. She has
been taught TO believe that money was
With you. Just as latle boys lhlnk it is
win their fathers, terrible harl 10 be
reached, yet in, xhausIbIe. She has
had her suspicious already. she has
guessed you were not so prosperous a.
you talked; bu. you have So belos.ed
Your money alianz ,ha; She, poor thing,
knows nothing about them. Tell litrishr
out To her, that You are iiviag OUTSIDE Of
y'ur Income. Take her into par,rer-
snip, and III warrant you'll never re
get it. There may be a slight shower
al Inst, hut that's natural. Let lie, see
your estimate, and " hen you come home
"a In. she "iil show you that you have
pat her bills 100 high. True. sue had
an eight dollar bonnet last winter, bul
= l. Just as good as ever; a few shiliinAs
viii provide II with uew strings, and re
Ii; ii liule; The shape, she >a S, is al
nis>t x.c.ly as they wear them now.'-
ARd You vii be surprised to see how
much less ,xpensive she can make your
wardrobe. She will surprise you with
--ew vesi-no; exactly unfamiliar Some
how, looking as if in another shape you
had seen II before-yet new as vest,
and scarcely costing dollar where you
had allowed five. Old crayats will *
Perience resurrection that nobody but
those that are let into the secret, would
suspect that they are old friends in new
shapes. The gown you were going to
buy -Oul OF what forgotten chest she
has gathered the materials you cannut
there it is, comfortable and !
warm. and just the thing you wanted for
the long winter evenings that are coming
as fast as The almanac will let them.
You viii find q wonderful change in /
her tastes and appetiJes. Whereas, she
aiwavs fancied what was a little out Of
season or just coming into market-now,
ia hssf l.. I.,r eIa iI;..l.. .b.;f.l ..-,...z-.
IS delightful tender as chicken. -
Ii land rises, and FISH are plenty, she
links. "a striped bass is as good occa-
'ionaiiy,' and always insists on having
Fridays; whereas. before, she must
near all the musical cel.brllies.-nov
he Is 'out OF a.! patience with these for
ign singers Ii Jenny Lind were to
eIurn and sing some of our own sweet
IRIS, she'd Ike 10 hear her, but she has
.ad enough of Italian tx,rayaeances, all
'rit'tn on the leger lines below or above
5 If it were sin to larry long on the
ommon staff
Before you have thought much about
/, you will fad yourself spending most
t your evenings at home, and such
venings too-so full of domestic enjoy
nenr and freside pleasures, that You
Ill look with wonder on the record of
ist years expenses, and marvel that
GU lound lime or relish for costly en-
that So seriously taxed your
CIT monie.
Ny dear riend, if. like Spain, your =
utsoes threaten 10 exceed your incomes,
e sure and tell your wife of it. Nor in
tone and manner that will lead her to
INK you don't want her To buy iurs
lis winter. bu, jlst as if you wanted a il
ounseiior in tie day OF your trouble v
nd i. she does no. come up. heart and p
'ul and most successfully TO your relief. Il
ut me down for no prophet, and her for b
} worthy specimen OF Yankee lass.