Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-06-18

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EBe The following rich .diaiogus'is ftsy
presented to have occurred between two
New York burglars JAS asi1 I5l1nl ar
Veteran New York Burglar-Yen youg
get inside, Sammy. my boy, mind. $ youi
look out for spoons and forks. Then1's3
the swag 6aGiw - 'g i7a segH ("
Apprentice-Bdt s'pose I'm caueht?1a
Veteran Burglar-But you white be-
caught andifyon DIRE, the otficer'l let
you go when ask him. .bsusqsliss
Approximations 'poBs, he dUntsff -
Veteran sBhrglar--He will; and IL ehss
don't you WON'T be tried fni' sSsssT9
Apprehension if am q II syss
Veteran Burglsr-You won't bes and
il you are. the jury WON'T agree. anig
you'll be eeauitted.a gaaN 5o.is7btiis
Approximation il amt? a7ad sgad
Veteran Burglar--Y on will; aud ifyoua
Amt, we'll get q writ Of error and o.
new. trial. BAL ~ isiI 20 aiisd gle
Apprentice--Butls,po I'VE can't a5Vsoh
Veteran Burglar-- Butlwe ecan: and nif5
weifsil. why we'll getths judgment snssj
tpendsa!o saesilio - !soi ssois ia (irHq bil
! Alphabetically ot2break' do&nsniO
:Yeter&naB urglar--We WON'T; and ifwsa
dos we'll get n petition; signed BY HlhfheF
and the Governor az pardon
you right awayas DON'T be- afraid, Sam -
my. you'll never be punished. ssssial
Now Is Tns 5TIME.-% Not ye.. .s.sid, AZ
little boy. as he was busy with, bisttrap.
and ball. when ! grow older viii think,
A' The It,ls bova g,,w q t. vo,, DUN.
+" Not yet," said the Young man; ..1s
am now about TO enter into, trade: when
see my business prosper. then I shall
have more time than now" ~ q.
Business did prosper. o,-,...-.,. sj.,,
!" Not yet,% said the man OF business 8.
/" my children must have my care; .when,,
they are settled in lie shall be sbeiter.ii
able to attend TO religion"
He lived to be a graysheaded old man.
Not YETI sill be cried; al shall,
soon retire from business. and then T.
shall have nothing % do bu. @ read and
pray" 4,.,5 III, !, s.,e 80 ~ :, -
And so be died; he put of 70 another
time what should have been done when.
a child. He lived without God and died, i.
without hope. s,,ssa sa,5s. ~ Bg.s
, TIE MobE4 vE4soS shTISsk. LThs@
New Orleans Piedyaas gives Mr.JdhnR
a! Washington the Mount Vernon Shy-as
lock. the following "dfst rate notice % ,Ssl
There should Be some sppfopriate re-
eognition ofthfs sordid speedIator. Moth
ing occurs 70 us more ttitting.if ft'wers
only possible, than the ladies' should
make it q further condition. that after
the pnrchasef is completed, the seller .
sbsh f6TmslIyz TeiouDce the name OF
Washington and adopt some other Tor
himself sIt would only require bonus
Of 'afeW Thousand more. 70 obtain his
consent ahd there Is NOT AIegislatafe ersIo
tant that would not pass 3 Flaw, IMAM.
fndasly and gladly. 70 lsgsliss The chang 4.
A lscAxDALous1 wAoEs4-AeiI did Dr.
MOts say 'rthe 6nished gambler. has no 4
heart-he would play AZ his brothers fus q
neral-he1Would gamble upon bis mosdi
Tiers .eofhnYs 1slsu hna ssBae55and ads
n Horace fTslpoie mentions an anecdotes -
OF a. nnans 1layipg, in his time, adtoppedsili
down dead at the door Of Whites club. z
house, into which. helwasl carried Thes6
memhers ofthes club Immediately madaIs.
beta whether he5was dead scf hot. and 1,
upon,its being proposed 70 bleed him. the ~
ragerers for his death interposed. alleRsvii
ing that7it would sfect the fairness ofithels =
pei si5a ear ! .s,Sapssisa sils mia
ET"A week FLIED With seifshnes,
and the Sabbath stuffed full Of religious
exercises, viii make good Pharisee, but
q poor christian. There are many per-
sons who think Sunday is sponge With
which 70 wipe out tbe sins OF the week.