Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1858-08-04
VOL. XxIII...NO 30.
INTERESTING AND HUMOROUS PARAGRAPHS.

iogue took place:
Drister. "Good morning, Mr.. IIenpcckS-
lave you got any daughters that would maxi
: good type-setterS 2"
"IIcnpcck. No-but I've got wife thai
would make good sdevil.r'
The editor vauishe cutting turtive glance;
behind him.
SINGULAR PALLIATIVE FOR TooruacIE
"A little horscradsll scrapetl, and laid on tho
wrist Of the side affected will in many cases
:. give speedy relief a better way is to place q
little Scraped horseradish in the month, or the
tooth, or Just around tho gum. 1t relieves
rheumatic pains in the gum and face also. The
mouth may afterwards he rinsed with little
camphoratcd water, lrkewarm.
= 4 ScRIprrRAL SrM.-Ircre is a sum
in addition for you to work out 1t will require
diligence and care, and admit Of no wasted
time: Add to your Gith virtue to your rir.
the, knowledge; to knowledge, temperance
! to temperance, patience; to patience godlincss :;
TO eodliness, brotherly kindness; to brothcrIy
kindness, charity.
"FRASK," says one student to another,
whom he caught swinging a scythc most lustily
in a field Of stout herd<crass, "What makes
You work for n living? A fellow with your
talent and ability should not be caught engaged
in manual labor. mean to get my living by
my wits" "Well, Bill. you can work with
dulcr tools than can !"
ES Many Of thelrigltest virtues are like
stars, there must be night or they cannot shine.
Without suffering, there can be 10 fortitude,
no patience, no compassion, no sympathy. To
4 InpiNt ha T..
sionally. Trouble, like cayenne is not very
agreeable in itself, but gives great zest to other
things.
ES The London Times is about to be prin-
ted OH the beet-paper, at a saving of two cents
per pound, whioG, OH their edition of seven tons
Of paper per day, is equal 10 100000 a year.
It will be soon used OH the Illustrated News,
and all the leading London periodicals, it hav-
ing been thoroughly tested.
- Col. S. NJ. Rutherford, Seminole Agent,
says the Fort Smith (Ark.) Herald, arrived
here during the week from his Agency. The
Colonel has informed us that Billy Bowlegs
and party were well pleased with their new
homes. Four or five Of the Indians die.l while
on their way up.
ES PEACH WlSE.-Take nearly ripe fruit,
stone it and bruise to a pulp, put eight pounds
OF the pulp to one quart Of wafer and let it
stand twenty-four hours; then strain out the
juice, andto every gallon add TIVE pounds OF
sugar. Turn ntu a cask, and when fermented
and become perfectly. clear, cork tightiysin;
d. Hall: from louisville, Kys WiiiSs Et5opiag
down to, lift up stone from the ground, IN
Mariposa county, California, on the l7tk'of
June, dropped revolver from bis bosom, which,
exploding, drove n bullet through his bsdy,
killing him almost instantly.
Ray' Many a person thinks he is honest be-
cause be has never cheated. Instead of that,
he is only honest because he has never been
temntel, What the world calls climate good.
terms vice is quite as frequently an empty bread
basket,
E&l~A 4 BACHELORS FAMILv.-"O, Mr.. Grub
Lles !" exclaimed II young mother, Shouldn't
YOU like to have family OF rosy children about
yoar knee = "No, ma 'am," said the disasrcea.
bic old bachelor: sd rather have lot Of yel.
low boys in my pocket"
GA Youth is a glorious invention-wliile
tue glrls chase the hours and You chase the
girls, the months aeem to lance away with You
upoE their feet, What pity our summer is So
short, Before you know it lovers become dea-
cons, and rolnpS srand'motherS.
ES- Old Mrs. Darnlee is pattern Of house
hold economy. She says she has nlado a. pair
Of socks last fifteen years by only knitting new
feet to them every winter, and new legs to
them every other winter,
~. 4 waiter ais fashionable hotel, the
other day, requested boar'ler, If he needed
ls services, tu "jiu,t aeitate the communication
Previous to the mnid march Of intellect, phrase
to ring the htil," would have been the phrase
0>c!.
I&. Col. F. W. Pickons Cur Minister to
Russia, was at Paris On the 24th June, making
purchases for his house at st. Petersburg. He
WAS then tXrsctel to leave for the seat Of his
Mission in eight or ten days.
-. 4 person reading funeral services at
the grave, lulgot the sex of the de eascd, and
asked cule 0l the inournerS. All Elm. raider, Is
this a brother or siSter?"
Neither" replied Pat, oun!y cousin"
E;3s. An lrishman being asked, on rainy
,lav, what he would take TO carry message
; from Bulls Head to the Battery, answered:
| Sure, I'd take coach"
G@ Take company of boys chasing but
tcrilies; put ug.taifed coats on the boys, and
turn the butterflies i:lto suineas, and you have
a beautiful panorama Of the world.
! e Somebody has written book on the
art OF making people happy without money.
We arc in excellent condition to be experiment
ted upon
! ~ Lieut.. Paul J. Quattlehaum, Of the 9th
Infantry, L. $. a., native Of South Carolina
sailed from New York, on Wednesday, in the
steamship st. Louis eli route for Oregon.
EssNIs is said that common mullen leaves
smoked in mex mpe-one in which tobacco
has never been used-is Il sure aud certain cure
tur bronchitis.
l..N~ \ correspondent has such cold il
his head that he can't wash his face withou
freezing tho water. We don't believe it.
m~ CorGH IN. HoRsEs. water sprinkle,
over their fodder, and mixed with their grain
will cure cough i'll horses.
: G.T WOMAN AND WARRIoRs.-Withw wome
as with warriors, there's no robbery-all's con
quest.
Ess" As many days as We pass, viskout dom
some good, are so many days entinly lost an
thrown away. .
+ IS, 'lhs man who planted himself on h
:. gorSi iute..aous has not yet sprouted.
!. s& \ Dutchman thinks honesty ish i
= = pest policy, but it keeps man tam poor"
), rE Give your children ON education, an
:. no tyrant will trample on your liberties.