Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1858-07-02
MISCELLANEOUS.

- 10y 49,
IL? Do tell. "
"Oh, l promised not to tell for all the
worlu. No, mus, never tell ont, I'm
afraid 1, will get out"
why. III never tell ont as long as !
live. just as true a, the world. whatisit1
Come tell"
d" Now, You WON'T say anything about it,
never. lIoTe to die ,hi. minute"
"well, ifyou believe It, MIR. Fundy
It'd me las, night, that Mr.. rrot told her
that her sisters husband was told by per-
s,n what dreamed IL. that Mrs. Troubles
oldest daughter told Mrs. Nichens, that her
grandmother heard ~ letter which she
got frutn her sisters second husbands oldes,
brother. step daughter, that It was reP'rt-
"a ~ tie captain ct a elam-hlat Joe; arrived
from the Frsce ISLANDS. that tho merma,ds
a'out that section wear crinolincs made out
% shark skins.
ElEcrBiciIr OF Er,sr. TIE Sacramento
As- tbu. learnctly discourse, on tins inter
,.,,es .uhr,r, We ad,i.e our Young friends
MT o. experiment in an. way 90, often, a.
itl. u.t uuare.wrari.J with danger
g. rus,l W .uru iu t'e ,,.t ar, l-cturn.
u1 rl..risi.y. lri standing nU sl,.s stools
AMI communicating ~i,h a battery. invite
u.u tl k.,, t..m. \, thc face. come To-
srtl,sr. an c.rc,rlc spark l. Discharged ir"m
the feminine. Nose. sh,ci usually ends the
earsrin,nt. ", have .,.n che experiment
tined. omituus the battery aud stool, but.
although the shock vas jrsadiul!y trying
on the nsrvou. sy.tsm, the eyp-riuenier
usually ryquired a rrr-tition. The eieciri-
cal S.,s-withoui the battery ami s,ool-''
said O. be something like the APPLICATION OF
chl1ro'urm after ,hr dr., dis,srreabls sFn-
,l,ion j. over. the patent has a disposition
g. continue the application until a. i's3ms-
time, thc death OF him.
A TE.vrtrE's NAME IN Englishwan
had hired a smart travelling servant, anu AZ.
ri,in- 40 an inn one evening, knowing well
o., .,r.rs-ncy OF police regulations ia Aus
tia. varr, De- vas, be called 'nr the usual
r..I.,.r Il travc.grs that be- ui.ht daily de-
.r.h. himself therein. Ills servant rypliai
that b. had anticipated be. wishes. and bad
registered him ion f4ll FORM a, au " English
gentleman OF independent property"
Bot huv have you pat down ny nance
I l.,g u,t ts.l DC you.'
81 cont sz,,t.y rr'roarr' IL. sare. but
c.r..I j., faithfully IRON y1ur pJr'mau-
ilaf'
"uat {, :. 10, there bring me the
b..s."
Wat vas bi, amassmspt at finding, In.
steal o.. ,.ry r,,u English name OF two
.,lur'-.. the following rpr;ru''us entry OF
tm,cls-" Monsieur WaTrlutglsl.iiis4,h-
&C."
A vsrllr, youth wen, 20 church, On sun.
d.y night. n Boston. Coming outa ynans
hIy-m1uruir- ir,s--Grrglu face. black
cy.,, I-.-Ir,rr-I hrr handkerchief, Which
,rrI.ut ynutl rrtururJ She thank tin.
AMI ,.i. that t.e sermon bad "a .yicI hers
that she liI noe know what she was about
They chen book sentimental walk, and Dee
Die bgr 10 tbc duur OF a Fashionable, re,i-
d.ue,. Nr,, marnn. ysri,r' ,uod him.
silt mimi, a.. r,rks,.hpk arl so. S'y'
tie ..turu and a iyruiurv will 90 him god.
A,1r,, .,rs t1'h Nature, tat a.. hr,r,
Na..'-r-, SEQ .,l Oh, .u,r, d. ,s.r s5I-i past,
AaI ..,#ls.. r.us, ? ilsr .Ais. are overcast.
D. ,.ur .ail.s.,aa m.a'e. ,as bath nI I1It.
r.,-, ..r-,.ar sarae., ar..u.I ar'sr ,mp,u
s fl.. f.s l..s Or. be- o.. .a,yba--s--
T..,bs.. s.I .ty s,.. os..r 500 DO .s..,
Taas... fu.t.-. sli its stls,ase OF h-r lrt,
p.r, .a- we'll .sal boz usJ-,ssi h.ri. ta .'rg
OIl., ,.rr ,istts. ,1i uaan 5000 hrsw
>l-I -rrs-l. af -Hab..a., ia tr,srt eve, low
dds .a.a ,.ur ..a,s--..l ,i..l ~.G fas
o.. -44... iH .rfr.s g.st, aaf tsi- Of. t.I.i
S4-l.. r.s-., ...ra-.. .a. ..ors-e.Il.
Aur,, Iu.,m.a leaning a..u,, a lamp
'a,r a.., 'an.r.l Procession .,a. .,.,,ns hy,
r., .,.-I a.l ,,, -.aat 20 cane exact.
4, ..,. ..r." sid Boo, bail presume D, b.
g. gns .u,u io ,,- y,.5n."
"U1' Mr. Hu., ...d one OF the Rev
E,s.aHl.. b-arrr,. 81. hos d, &c that uu .,y
=, many out 90 che way thias. Iu your .gr-
m,a,! "Al, .,ii the ycc-u,u, divine,
ylu ars such ol, OF ,'e way s.uosr,."
AtG,5r,l,rr there w.. a great scarcity Of
water. An oG-r .,t be VI. ,ery easy
arIls the matter, flr he baI n,'hins % q,
with water 1t be only ct hi. taa in the
in.rnios aud punch AZ uisLt, It was all be
waD,-i
JACK E,nni.t.r. che comedian, vas s1ing
iut,a pl.,ryc,,k'. shop with Parsons. The
latter gentleman va. very curi'u. IN exam
iu. an electrical ell, and inquired u Ban
Mister wh,, .,rt Of a PIE be th,ushtitWouii
make. q" si5alins one, e was the reply.
when woman, says Mr'. Parting
ton. &c hl. once married with consealins
heart, and one ,h,, bats r.epln'lhIc Q, her
own. she wall never wan, {, euss, ,he mari
time state again"
R,sp.gS Your end by making this life
useful Co yourself aud O,hyr,, aud agreeable
to al.
The decay orthe reputation oimany nen
sowing u It, never having be,u deserved
al all.
\ gentleman advertiser. in the Water