The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1858-06-30
DuGlltraug.
From the NashVUc american,
sut Loyengoods Version OF Burns Bull
Ride.
BY s. l., or TENNESSEE.

Je how Ole Burns finished that ar ON
speaIabiII bull ride owe his'u. Ye mind
now lie got outen the lane as fast o. q
hawk kin fly with the wind, and ef nize
an iuss, as kicken' bosses, an dust. AN
oeeS' an Thar slIngin' counts for glory, hit
wur es glorious start es ever man had
alore, alters septing Ole Fills start apiu
oie Buck. lie he'd all the nize AN dust
ah squeaIin an kickn in the start, an be
had the arfui stingin too, nj onto the ont
cun-well, he ned. And the onlv w,v
the ole feller cud cure the sweliu arter q
monsrous stingin he got wur to marry a
'uStrate oman, full of game an ia es re,Iv
es cold sous. Gin me a br,ght evai
oman what nos the ropes, ful toldin thar
nan agin any thing in breeches no odds
now hi they holds thar heds. She'll
'f'nS THAR nose TIA the bottum owe the
roii an they lean it thar tu res. thar
seis--weil, they will. hearn a felI.r
once speak speech that cottin wur kim,
lie wur an oinmodIsied duced fool. mr.
"hhl man ct all, ur wus a tryin tn
| cum mi over tte crowd wimin am kim,
just gin them the iS-u:n on, oy. VIII,
o"It!ce 'hey thinks 'ite fur thar purpose,
ana ! IL JISt agree 10 be Chuckei he'd fust
inter The ruver when tho mush ise am
f""n'A, ct they don't rule the roast. an
c"t'in ur muney, or good hard sence be
;hey wont be no whar ef snt ap,n
u" oman. Now, mine this fact, George.
cumming es Int does from the cusse,!est
'ooi you ever seed. Hits this whenever
you hnd thing ye cant du yer self is,
set she onto the trail, an ef she dom, du
1t fur yu, III bind myself ,u leave 70, 90,
alone fur one cuIInder year-mine, ole
teller, wun thing ; she mus, luv We mon
stronsly, ar yu mus pay monstrously, but
ei size says she will, Why the things dun
But about old Fatty Burns and his ex
press bull ride. Arter they got ou,en the
lane they struck piece of timber Ian.au
thar he lost his wepun, the bnski,. ,l,en
S,sS Ss ssi"SE ls self ~ @ 9n!&gda iihs .sRe
his Ief han. Squire Milshes monstrous
flith .ross ole hull, what hes the Frogy
Mountain range fur his sukt this YEAR
lie jist goes mhar he - p.eases-an
thinks his self some apples among dried
to he n browsin about in this yere woods,
an hearing Ole Sock bellerin he got
mad an tack hit fur chalinge and in.
suit tn. So he raked up SUN dirt with
his frunt huff an sprinkled it over his back;
then he dug some more outen bank
with his hons and lifted it with his foot
AID spread hit over his self, then he tuck
extra twist ur ;wo IN his tail AL hisled
hit sirate up in the air an about this
time felt ready tu meet the devil, hon tn
hon, 81 he cum III shape owe cow beste.
Ole sock and his rider cum in site ,arin,
and they smelt each other. Both wer
ded game an monstrous hot under the
collier; so big yearth shacklin fife were
morally - surtin, barin lick owe IL
tenen or or rifle shot inter wan owe thar
curIs. lis soon as Ole Burns seed tnther
bull, he understood adzactly what wer
cumng an when /; 80 he leaned his self
back onlo the rope powerfully, till he pull.
ed the strip loops lite and !ast ontu his
shoes, an he hauled Old Socks nose and
lip way up atween his eyes by the ring,
sorter like histn raw hide outen vat
with hon hook his face looked like
hit wer skinned, or ded beef's he'd onto
live bulls body. lie wur the wust
lookln COW brute in the face ye ever seed :,
and made his bellern sound like he had
the ratles. But in spite owe all this, Sock
steamed ahead strate towards his inimy
lie didn't keer single - fur env
thing since his intercours with the honey
makers An hIs mislifikasbun in that ar
bsskit. Ole Burns commenced 4 snatch
IN brush from the trees, iust wan side
then luther. es he passed, an WARM owe
em out over the inside owe Socks iisted
lip, rite down atween his hons. Es fast
es he wore EN- out he'd snatch more. He's
the best man fur usn baskils or brush in
en- emergency ever seed. Blazes how
bed thrive IN n bad muskitter country /;
they'd never git in sucking disians owe
hin. Hut hit all wur bard thTashin Was
ted. The two bellerin mersheens asso
ciated--tbey sol thar beds tugether like
two drunk locomotives wud. When they
bit, down cum thar tails but they histed
EN- sgin III moment an q shakin owe
EN- AZ the pints, sorte. Ike thew wanted
TO git the dust ouen the har The shock
tteh O!e Burns outer the dogwood sadiI
an onter the neck but he craw!ed back
- quick, an never stopped his trashin
owe EN- over thar heds and eyes. The
next time they mixed they cum by guess,
with thar eyos shot, fur fear owe that per
petual meshun brush. HIT just rained
brush well mixed with SUN orful short
han cu>sin. The Mills bulls nifty
smart kritler tu be COW beste, an he pre-
ciated adzactIy Ole Burns power with a
handful eve brush. SO while Ole Sock
wur gwine thru a grand clia.ge blind, he
tuck a circuInbendibus roun and gin him
Marcy's game on ole Foss, Dustin hot
hre IN the rar. He jist cum in atween
his hiDe laigs and berried he'd an hons
that onder full run, an his,ip Sock in
the rear two foot clar owe the yeartb a rd