The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1858-09-23
VARIETY.

alvays arises from fear Or from interest and
emily from meanness-
Is more honor in meriting praise without
it, than in obtaining il without meriting it.
ndiyidual who was content that his life should
i with crime, has found q strong chain round
peaker who was ssdrawn out,'' measured
half longer than before.
use IS the spur of noble minds, the end and
reak ones
few persons have sense enough to desrise the
fool.
Pat, Jim didn't quite kill you with that
did he,''
I wish be had-''
az for:''
I could see him hung"
Louis, when high pressure steamer, crowd
passengers, bursts, IL is called " elevating
kss"
IS always the need for man to go higher,
IS the capacity to CO.
are frequently like tea-their real strength
bdness not being properly drawn out, until
I've been a short time in hot water.
is one evil that doctors in length of time do
|lly cure US o-aud that is, the faith we
their nostrums.
Egious life is not thing which spends itself
Z river which widens continually, and is
broad or so deep as at its mouth, where it
10 the ocean Of eternity.
led Macbeth to say that he would die with
On his back, Because he knew very well
eduf was about to tackle him.
"a QUALIFIcAIIos.-Joke when you please,
fys be careful to please when you joke.
y honesty is the best policy" said Scotch
know it, my friend; for have tried baith.''
ii bedbugs, take corrosive sublinate and
hll over your bedstead; then burn your bed
q bed clothing, and move into another house
ADVICE TO LADIES.
II you your lips would save from slips,
Five things observe with care;
Of whom you speak, 10 whom you speak,
And h0ur, and ehen, and trhere-
fleman complimented a lady on her improved
pee: ' You are guilty of fattery,'' said the
Not So" replied the gentleman, SO for VOW
"a plump as a partridge!'' "At frst,''
lady, 81 thought you guilty Of fiattery only,
| and you are actually making game of me-"
rcE ON LEcoNPToS.-Prentice says that the
Ference between the Administration party
pponents Is: one wishes the Lecompton Con-
submitted to the people, and the other
pc people to submit to the Lecompton Con-
IcAST--The same voices that cried /" Hosan-
nen the Son Of David entered Jerusalem,
IrucIfy him ~ when the popular current
mere Is great deal of meaning in this
We may often see it illustrated in the lives
our own time.
shman was asked if he had got his share of
y property LAY shure,'' said he, "My
derei my elder brother to divide the house
anu, by st. Patrick, he did it-for he tuck
e himself, and gave me the outside''
ollowing laconic AMI sensible prayer was
IN the Iowa House of Representatives a
pc since, by the chaplain, the Rev. Mr. Shine
tod, bless the young and growing State of
Senators and Representatives, her Governor
oficers Give US sound currency. pure
nd undefiled religion, for Christ's sake
As might be. supposed, this prayer met
hearty response from the members of the
"a was once employed by an old nobleman
picture Of the destruction of Pharaoh's
ms staircase; but he was so unwilling to
his money, they were long time coming
Finally, Hogarth's patience becoming
u, be agreed to his conditions. In few
work was completed, and the nobleman
On 70 come and see it, whose astonishment
petition was not at all diminished by seeing
es painted all over red.
ds said the purchaser; "what have YOU
ordered scene Of the Red Sea-
fied Sea you have" replied Hogarth.
mere are the Israelitess''
are all gone over.''
where are the Egyptians'''
are all drowned.''
isers confusion was only eaualled by the
. which he paid his bill.
ER--Laughter is not altogether foolish
otnetines there is even wisdom in il
himself admits /" there is a time to laueh.''
IS time to mourn. Man only laughs
highest organized being; and hence the
that has been proposed Of Man. laugh
(al, certainly defines him, as well as
ANIMAL" "tool-making animal" or
Laughter very often shows the bright side
1t brings out his happier nature, and
lat sort Of stuff he is really made Of
We feel as If We never thoroughly know .
We hear him laugh. We do not feel sat
tn him till then. We do not mean . mere
at good, round, hearty laugh.
e1n, sober visage, like Sundays dress,
ing of the real man. He may be very silly,
ofound; very cross or very jolly. Let US
ia1gh and We can decipher him at once,
ow his heart beats. We are disposed to
man who never laughs. At ali events,
repulsion about him which We cannot get
water says. "Shun that man who never |
no dislikes music. or the glad face Of
This Il what everybody feels. and none |
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