Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-06-18

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presented to have occurred between two
New York burglars Jas. .ai- 'il1p' eHF
Veteran New York BurgEar-Yen youq
get inside. Sammy, my boy.i mind. youi
look out for spoons and forks. ThenI's3
the ewag 617im - iag sgfa .
Apprenticeship s'pose I'm caushtPi,a
Veteran Burglar-But you whit be-
caught and if'yon are, the officer n sleti
you go when l ask him. tsrisqssl5s
Apprentice-B q poss he douusPi -
Veteran Bnrglar--He will; and II thes
DON'T you 8on't be tried tedi sldeseTe
Apprenticeship il am q I'D u szss
Veteran Burglsr-You won't be; aud
il you are. the jury WON'T agree. ahdz
you'll be ecquitted.7H geaA 13Iaasbis
Approximation if amt? aosd sgad
Veteran Burglar--You on will; aud ifyoua
Amt. we'll get writ Of error and basea o.
new trial. bal - -s1i aHsa .Fils
Apprentice--But s'poselwe can't a5vEsb
Veteran 5Burglar--B we acan: and If
weifsil. why we'll gei'ths judgment Asus.d
sEsgit9 70 ssoi S5oj. 10 (!Isq ~
sAppfentiee-Butdf yoh2bteakI doansnio
Veteran Burglar--We won't; and ifa6a
do. we'll get a. petition: stgnGd By aIh theV
and the GOvGruora af PARDON
you right away0a Donst be, afraid; Sum -
my. you'll never be punished. asvs'ii
Now IS TnS TIMx,-" Not yet, .issdid, AZ
little boy. as he was busy with, bis tap.
and ball. Z" when ] grow older 1 will think,
about my soul" - i5s ,sH ,e..t
The little boy grew to be = young man. 4
I" Not yet, (" said the yonng man; 5.Y1.
am now about to enter into trade; when
II .IaM
have more time than now" rs5s q.
Business did prosper. a,ee Ian
+" Not yet." said the man Of bnsiness 8,
!" my children must have my care; when,
they are settled in life shall be better
H"Is TI 70 s''snu 70 tshgIon; .ssog
mot ret" still be cried; - shall
soon retire from business. and then T.
shall have nothing TO do bat % read and.
pray" .its, -.,s'e,ss - Z, a.
time what should have. been done When,
achild. He lived without God and died
without hope. r esr g#. .as lss.
TIE Mousf vR4soE shTIS6k. .LTbsm
New Orleans Piedyaas gives Mr.J1hnI
A. WasHingtop. The M6u6t Vernon Shy
lock, the following "Efst rate notice 90 "sl
There should Be sotns, appf6priste fesm
eognition oGthis sordid speeulator. Moth
ing occurs 70 us more fitting. if 4 we're
only possible, than the ladies should
make it q further condition, that after
the purchase is completed. the seller =
sbaA formally renodnce the name of
Washington and adopt some other for
himself. It would only require d bonus
Of d few tboasabd more. 70 obtain BIS =
consent G6d there Is not AIegislatsre z Rg7b
tant that would not pass 8 law, 1iani.
mously sod gladly, 70 legsliss che ehsngs :.
A scASpALous WAoEsiA--y Wen. did Drss1
Mott cay, pIhe finished gsmbIerI has no-sz
iheart-be would play az his sbrotfierss fu- Il
.neIal-hesWOnld gamble upon bis mosai
theT's eoihnHs -sGl3 hes E.Ess5aznd ~.
a Horace fWslpOle mentions an anecdotsa y
of 81 man having. in his time. adroppedill
down dead at The door Of Whites club z
house, into which .hesWasi carried. The Z
members ofilhe club irpmbdialeIyj made 3,
bets whether be was dead sof fot. and,ai
uponsits being proposed 70 bleed him. ineIls
Nagerers for bis death inteTposed. allegsSf
ing thatit would, affect Che fairness oft6els .
bet slda ear ! ,ssa.as3aai sii. .ais
aH ia week flIsd With seihshnes,.
and the Sabbath stuffed full OF religious
exercises, will make good Pharisee, but
poor christian. There are many per.
sons who think Sunday is a sponge With
which 20 wipe out The sins Of The week.