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Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-06-04

no hHnH2eFs nave boon compollel frn,n ~,
numerous complaints made 70 them, OF S',, ~
tuInsss on tho part Of those who have beon ~.
sS%pg 70 cme ping OF orders to resume tho
Order Tickets from the Managers oS oS" "AA'o'
Address all lottcrs to
Il, FRANCE & 90.
Baltimore. NJ
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-06-04
DIED,kzE

In Baltimore, ON Tuesday, June LIST, FRANK,
infant SON of james E. and EIzaReth5 criss.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-06-04
KeaI Estate a gemcy.

Real Estate Agency.
HAYI ING experienced eoFFsSbSb.lspts In tt,,t
Ii eastern Gities and 10 Washington, tfa a >
SsaS, oa 9nsrs ~. ssr ysse for t.s sale q is
VtrEinia- karti = having iTopASty % lFsi5S(s 81
WOnh do uellstO eOnsalt him. Sfying faiI a..
scIiphons Of the property, l0seSG GSFEns, t,e.
HIS charges viii % mOlsFatO, aud, JinIeas 4
RAIe = eteetca, no charge will % tnAlls. >
AddHassea Rs - y. }, THOMAS,
{ S-,f.,sszss e,ss.ss.5., ciaFksbarg, Va.
y. b---Uity PIoPsTty for sale o. exchange. q
January sth, lsH-fy =
- MoEgAutoWn Star add Paftsfsbarx e. {
zstte cory ons year and spad bill IS thEs csisl
insnsdiassiy.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-06-04
COWGlLL EI'CONNELL &
60.

w.,
c o III III on NJ C r II ants
And Wholesale Dealers in
FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC LIQUORS,
G7Opposte Rail Road Depot,
PARKERSBURG, VA.
I1Constantly on ha"d and for sale on the most
reasonable terms
Domestic Brandy;
French do
Cherry do.
Peach do,
Blackberry do.
Ginger do.
Apple do.
Pine Apple do.
Champagne Vino;
Cutawba do.
Port do.
Claret do
Madeira do.
Old Bourbon Whisky;
Rectitied do,
BTAnd sell all kinds of Choice Bottled Lii
quorS. aDlG ly
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-06-04
3s.soB prizes, am onntlnr- 10
i Sgoi,OOOfs,

Tickets $40, Halves ., Quarters ~, Rtrhts !. 81
cera so ate Of Package of g wh0les, for, is1oe
do DO. do do. g g a tIalsss, - ss,os
do do. 90 Elgiiis, IS ss,-
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-06-04
EDr. y. NI. EsOwcOCiS.

HAVlNG permanently located himself at
Il Clarksburg, Va, offers his professional SCR
vices to the citizens of Olarksburg and vicinity
Office on Main street, in the office formerly oc-
cuPieI by w. A. Harrison, where he can al
ways be found except when Professionally en-
gngcd. ap251y
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-06-04
MeImbOId's Extract Buchu

Is prepared directly according to the Rules OF
PHARMACY AND CHEMISTRY.
with the greatest accuracy and Chemical
knowledge and care devoted in its combin alton -.
SEQ Professor Devices Valuable Works Oh the
Pructice of Physic, and most of tho lutc STAN
dard Works OF Medicine.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1858-06-04
Hardware and Cutlery.

nF ALL KINDS, Carpenters Tools, Stove
~ Pans, Preserving Kettles, Tea Kettles &C.,
for sale cheap at WRIGHT'S,
nov 2s-d On Pike street, Clarksburg.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
New way to Win Them.

gave her q rose, and gave her ring,
And asked her to marry me then
But she sent them all back-theinscnsibie thing,
And she said she'd no notion of men,
told her I'd oceans of money and goods,
And tried her to fright with growl;
But she answered, she wasn't brought up i'll the
woods,
To be scared by the screcch of an owl.
called her baggage and every thing bad,
/ sighted her feature and form;
TIL Mt length succeeded in getting her mad,
And she ragged like sea in storm.
And then, in n moment turned and smiled,
And called her my angel and all;
And she fell i'll my arms like n wearisomc child,
And exclaimed, We will marry this Fall!''
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
state of South Carolina,
IN OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.

JOS Merck and wife)
VS. Summons in Partition.
Joel Chapman, ct ais
IT appearing tome that Thomas Mckinney and
L wife Mary, Joel Chapman, o. j. Wigginton
md wife Ruth, and Israel Chapman, defendants
in this case, reside without the limits of this
State: 1t is ordered that they do appear in the
Ordinary's Office. at Pckcns G. H.. on Monday
the both day of August next, and object to the
division or saIo the Real Estate of Joshua
Chapman. deceased, or their consent to the same
will be entered of record.
w. j. PARSONS, o.r.p.
Ordinary's Office. May 25, 1858 Sm
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
POETRY.
The Editor's Advisers.

Says one, your subjects arc too grave,
Too much morality You have
Too much about religion;
Give us some witch OF wizard tales
With slip-shod ghosts. with fins and scales
Or feathers like pigeon.
love TO read, another cries,
Those monstrous fashionable lies
In other words those novels.
Composed of kings, and queens, and lords,
OF border wars, and gothic hordes,
That used to live in novels
No-no, cries ono, we've had enough
OF such conCound love. e.sick stuff,
To craze the fair creation:
Give us some recent foreign news.
OF Russian, Turk. the Greek and Jews,
Or any other nation.
Another cries / want more fun,
y witty anccdotc on pun,
a rebus or Il riddle
Some long for missionary news,
And some, of worldly carnnl views,
Would like to hear fiddle.
Another cries, want to 50
\ iumblcd up variety
Variety in all things;
y miscellaneous hodge podeo print,
Composcd--only to give the hint
Of multitarious small things.
want some marriage news, says miss,
1t constitutes my highest bliss
TO hear of weddings plerty;
For, in time of general IN.
None suffers drouth, It's plain,
At least not one in twenty.
want to hear of death, says one,
OF people totally undonc
BY losses, fire or fever;
Another answers full as wise,
Id rather have the fall and rise,
OF raccoon skins or beaver.
Some signify n secret wish
For now and then n savory dish
OF politics to suit them
Bat here we rest ut perfect case.
For should they swear the moon was cheese,
We never would dispute them.
On grave or humorous, wild or tame,
Lofty or low, It's all tho same.
Too naughty or too humLlc
And every editorial wight
Has naughtto to do but what is right,
And let the grumblcrs grumble
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
Staic of' South Carolimn.

A. Robins x Son Foreign Aheehment
vs. Joseph j. Norton,
Ih0mas Sandford. PRS ATy
WHEREAS, the plg tiff did, on tie lIth doy
w of July, 1857, fl his declaration against
the defendant, who (Ns it is said) is absent from
ana without the limits of this State and has nei-
ther wife nor attorney known within She sstoc
upon whom copy of the said declaration might
be served: 1t is ordered therefore, hat the
said defendant do appear and pload 10 fle said
declaration on or before the Goth day of July,
1903; otherwise, final and absolute iudanent
viii then be given and awarded against him.
j. Il. HAG0OQ, o,o.r. .
Clerks Office, July IL, 1857 gs1F,lsk
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
state OF sonth Carolina.
IN NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

IN NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
WHEREAS, Jas. NJ Abbott hath applied tome
w for letters of administration, upon all and
singular the personal estate of William All
bott, deceased, late of the State aforesaid
aud district of Pickens: The kindred and
creditors of said deceased are, therefore c'tcd to
appear before me, at Pickens C. II. on Monday
2Sth June inst, to show cause If any thoy
can, why said letters should not be granted.
diyon under my hand and seal, 7th june 1919,
w. j. PARSONS. opn
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
Slatc OF SOuth CaroIina.
pIcKENs-IN ORDINARY.

FIUkhHs-IN ORDINARY.
Isham Simmons and wife !
VS. oumihoiS IN fhrtl-
Henry Trotter and others. lion.
appearing to my satisfaction that Henry
Trotter one of the defendants in this case,
resides without the limits of this State: II is or
dcred that he do appear in the Ordinary $ office,
Mt Pickens q. H., on Monday the 10th day of Au-
gust next, and object to tho division or sale orthe
Real Estate of James Ciilliland, deceased mr. his
conscntto the same will be entered of record
W. j. PARSONS, ORD.
Ordinary's Office May 10, 1853 8m
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
sGale of Souah CaroIina.

- IN .OhDINARY- CITATION.
WHEREAS L. III. and Thos Griffin hath an
w piled to me for letters of administration.
upon all and singular tho personal estate Of
Sargent Griffin, deceased, late of ;he, state n
ioresaid and district of Pickcns. The kindred
and creditors of said deceased are, therefore,
cited to appear before Inc, al Pickens G. II. ON
Monday 2sth June inst, to shew cause, If nny
they can, why said lcttors should not be granted
ulVen under my hand and SEAL 11th June 1858.
81. j. PARGnNS q ~ ~
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
Doesticks Beat.

The Saturday Evening Gazette has a
New York correspondent who beats Doe
sticks in humor. and the knack in playing
upon words The following is an extract
from his last letter.
1t is free instituton-flled with dead
heads Professor wished to feel of my
head. Told me TO uncover Told him to
feel of it with my hat on The hat was felt
/ then took it Off lie examined my wig
Said he knew there was something in my
hcad-it w; full of life He dwet long
time on bump caused by the sidewalk fall
ing against it while was taking my room
mate home from a primary election
(Room-matc was very drunk on that occa-
sion, and thought he was carrying me hone J
| had an awful headache next morning
| felt dragged out, Professor said large
bumps denoted great acquisitivoncss said
| had a searching mind. Told me to search
if had a quarter in my pockot-callcd
that experimental phrenology'
Professor, after | had mentioned my
name, conducted me around the museum
showed me all the heads. Some were plas
ter casts; said they cast lcts. Told him
was opposed to gamb!ing-hc looked bewil-
dcrcd.
Showed me the skull of AIulligan. Mul-
ligan was an acrobat--made his last tappcar-
ance on tight rope at the city prison, for
tho benefit of the public-broke his neck
in the performance.
Next showed me skulls of men killed in
wars. Professor observed curious fact,
that those slain in battle were generally
agcd-having bald heads. In the next
row was the skull of boatman; it was not
for sale; it looked ordinary-poor fellow,
he had run his race.
We next paid our attention to the females.
They were seemingly old maids-bcing laid
on the shelf-in tiers. couldn't tell them
from the heads of the males. Professor
said they had little more jaw. He didn' t
speak of their sighs.
As | was about departing, | noticed a GU
rious shaped skull. took it up, exclaim-
ing:
GLOW wonderful and fearful We arc
madcw p
"Put that down, said the Professor, at
belongs to me-"
1t was marked "baboon :"
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

MeNTHCE.

A PPLICATION will be made TO the Commits
a sioncrs of Roads, Mt their next meeting, for
leave to change the public road leading from
PickcnsC. III. to Cashier Valley, by leaving the
present road at or near Dryman hill, four miles
from the former place, and connecting again
half mile beyond this point. Diverge again at
or near Stamp Creek and intersect the same
road in or near miles length also, such other
changes as may be thought necessary.
May 25. 1858 4j 3m
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
State OF south Carollsan.

IN oRD1SAHY-eOIfATIoN.
.AVHEREAS,G g. II. Korbcr hath applied 10 ma
~ for letters of administration, upon oil and
sngularthe personal estate of ). Kalmback de-
ceased, late Of the State aforesaid and district
ofPickens: The kindred and creditors Of said
deceased aro, therefore, eited 20 appear befoya
me, st Pickens O.. I on Monday the 28th june
inasp 10 shew cause, if any they can, why saId
lettorss should not be granted. Given under r,r
hand and seal, 9TH June 1868.
W, J. PARSONS, .o.pin, F
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
State OF south Carolina,
PICKENS-IN EQUITY.

PICkENS--lN EQUITY.
Margaret Armstrong J
VS. Bill for Partition.
w. i. Armstrong, ct. als
T appearing to my satisfaction that William
L b. Armstrong, defendant in this case, resides
without the limits of this States on motion of
Reed Wilkes, complainauts solicitors, it is or
dcred that lie do appear and plead answer
dcmur to the said bill of complaint, within three
months from the publication of this rule, and, in
default thereof, that tc said bill be taken as to
him confessed y an order pro cOntesSo against
him.
ROB'T. A. THOMPSON, c.Er.D.
COm'rs Office, April l, 1853 3m
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
STATE OF SOUTH CAROHTNA.

PIcKENs DIsT--IS THE COURT OF coNMox PLEAS.
JohnJ Smith Foreign AadcAmeat. Ee
VS. Norris, HARRISON x Pulliam
Anson Bangs g. Co. PrFs dtfvs
" " HEKEAS, tho plaintiff did, on the f6,h
day of May, 1867, file his declaration
against the defendants, who (as II is satl are ab-
sent from and without the limits OF this State
and have neither wife nor attorney known with
IN the Same upon whom copy Of the said dec,
laration might bcscryed II is ordered, thorc.
fore, that the said defendants do appear ana
plead to the said dechration on or before the
17th day of May, 1853 otherwise final nnd sb
solnte judgment viii then be given and awar-
ded against them.
j. f. HAGoon, &. q X.
Clerks Office, May 10, 1867 iyo
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
ISAAC wIcKLIFFE.
w. X. EAsLET.
LUMBER! LUMBER!

THE undersigned nre now prepared to fill or
L dcrs for LUMBER of all kinds, at their Mill
on Oconee Creek seven miles northeast Of Wal
halla. Lumber win be delivered if it is desired
by the purchaser. Our terms will be made ac-
ccmmodating and we respectfully solicit the pa
tronage of the public. JAMES GEORGE,
Nj. +. MITCHELL,
Feb. 10, 1897 81 j. N. LAWRENCE
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

The DEAD LETTER OFFIcE,-During a
single year, in addition to some $50, 900 in
money returned to its lawful owners, there
have been found in the letters, and restor-
ed drafts, checks and other valuable papers
amounting to three and half millions of
dollars. In the greater number of instan-
ces dead letters which have thus been re-
turned to the department, have failed to
reach their destination in due course by rea-
son of misdircction. This may doubtless
be attributed to the hurry in which banks
and large mercantile houses close up their
correspondence for the day. One bank
sends letter covering paper amounting to
thousands Of dollars--inside the package is
addressed to Nashville, out side to New Or
leans. Another heavy remittance is direc-
ted to Troy, New York, without any address
whatever on the inside. A third package
was directed on the outside to Louisville,
Kentucky, the inside direction to New Or
leans.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

PLEASANT enough was the magnanimty of
the person who, being reproached with not
having avenged himself for Gaming. said
Sir, never meddc with what passes be-
hind my back"
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
ReligiOlls N0fice

EV. JOHN AItIALwill dcIivor a funer,
y u ., y al sermon'ot. Pickensg. II. or the 8r,l
Sabbath in june, instant, at n o,clocl a ~
Rev. Mr. Gleason will preach In thb aftor.
noon, at2 o'clock, June q
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

AYoUNc lady alightcd from a stage-coach
when piece of ribbon flew into the coach.
. You have left your beau behind" said a la
dY passenger. No, have not, for he is
gone a-fshing," replied the innocent damsel.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

SOMEBODY says there are two kinds o
family jars-in one you put your sweet
meats, and in the other you put--your foot
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

WE never knew man disposed to scorn
the humble, who was not himself fair OBJ
jcct of scorn to the humblcst.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

A cooUETTE is a rosc-bush, from which
every young beau plucks a leaf, and the
thorns arc left for the husband.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

Our BRAlNs.-Says the Autocrat {:
"Our brains are seventy year clocks The
angel of life winds them up once for all {:
then closes the case, and gives the key in
to the hand Of the angel of the resurrection.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

PUNCH says, that in tho shadow of n small
waist may be seen large Doctors bill, and
the outlines of coffin.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

CELEsTIAL-.An astronomical writer,
thus describes some Of the wonders of the
heavens, now visible:
'Thot ruddy luminary now visible in the
southerly section of the heavens every fair
evening-thot red cornelian of the skv-s
the vcritablc planet Mars. He is not far,
in apparent position, from the constellation
Scorpio. His distance from us, as he com
pletes his circuit every twenty two months
varies from about two hundred and forty
million OF miles to fifty millions. This va
ration i'll distance occasions of course a di-
vcrsity in his apparent size When near
est to us he appears somewhat as at present
large, glowing, brilliant, and some TWEEN
ty-fyc times larger thauwhen farthest from
us. At his remote extreme, he is hardly
noticeable as an ordinary star. His diam
eter is about 1920 miles He presents to
the good telescope eye, spots on his full
orbed surface, which have declared the fact
and the period of his axial rotation. His
orbtal speed is about ffty-fvo thousand
miles an hour. He was in opposition to
the sun nearly three weeks since. Mars is
an object now worthy of more than mere
cursory glance.
Give him an attentive look; and after
having satisfied your eyes with his rubric
rays, turn towards the west, and view the
silvcry Venus, now in her crescent phase
These two planets are sometimes in coniunc-
tom and, perhaps, thence arose the fable
of antiquity respecting the rude conduct of
the fiery rod Mars and the beautiful god
dess Venus.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

a DIFFERENCE OF OpIN1oN-" All,
Mr. Simkins, we have not chairs enough
tor our company" said gay young wife to
her frugal husband. "Plcnty of chairs,
my ducky, but little too much COMPANY
replied Mr. Simkins.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

PRUDENcE.-Thc great end of prudence
is to give chccrEulncss to those hours which
splendor cannot gild,and exhortation cannot
cxhileratc-those soft intervals of unbond-
ed amusement in which man shrinks to
his natural dimensions, and throws aside the
ornaments of disguise which he feels in pri-
vacy to be useless membranes, and to lose
all effect when they become familiar. 70
be happy at home is the ultimate result of
all ambition-tho end to Which every en-
terprise and labor tends, and of which cv-
cry desire prompts the prosecution. 1t is
indeed at home that every man must be
known by those who would make a Just es-
innate either Of his virtue or felicity; for
smiles and embroidery arc alike occasional,
and the mind is often dressed for show in
painted honor and fictitious benevolencc.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

A BOY once asked of his father who it was
that lived next door to him, and when he
heard the name. inquired if he was fool
No, my little friend, he is not u fool, but a
very sensible man: but why did you ask the
Question:" "Because," replied tho boy,
mother said tho other day that you wore
next door to a fool, and ] wanted to know
who lived next door to YOU"
PHILOsopHY OF FCoMposITroN.- - A friend
complained to clergyman of the length of
his discourse. Yes" said the preacher; !;
/" but then you sec had not time to maize
Il shorter"
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

a YANKEE editor says that he had like
to died lariin,' to see drinkin' chap trying
to pocket the shadow of swinging sign for
pocket handkerchief.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
N Ndp,EHCE

I S hereby given that I, Susan RoTnELI. of
Il Pickcns district, wife of David Rothell,
will after three months from this date, trado
and do business as FREQ Dealer. My oc-
cupatons arc those of Weaver and Semptress
SUSAN ROTHELL.
March 20, 1858 35 #3m
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

On recent wet day wag was heard to
eXclam: "Well, my umbrella is regular
Catholic - "How SOP" "Bccause It all
ways keeps lent pH
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
Hartford Post.

AN lNQUIRING MIND.--Horace Wal
pole tells story of a Lord Mayor of London
in his time, who, having heard that friend
had the smallpox twice, and died of it, in
quired he died the first time or the second
Public OPINION. Public opinion is a
stream which digs it's own bed We may
occasionally moderate or quicken it's course,
but it is very difficult to alter it, And vet
it sometimes alters and even royerscs it's
own course--one can scarcely tell why or
wherefore.
THEODORE Hook, in describing badly
dressed dinner; observed, that everything was
sour but the vinegar.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19
A Hard Story.

There is a doctor in this consolidated city
who is especially remarkable for being, as
the y omen term it, short " crusty." A
week OF two since he MAS called to visit
patient who was laboring under severe
attack of cheap whiskey
"Wcll, Doctor, I'm down, you see; COM
pletely floored; I've got the Tremendous De-
lirum, you know %
"Tremens, you fool Whcre'd you get the
rum?" qucrricd the Doctor.
"All yer in spots; broke out promiscu-
ously doctor.
Served you right. Where did you got
your rum %
"Fathcr died of the same disease; took him
under the short ribs and carried him off bodi-
ly."
"Wcl you've got to take something i'm
mcdiatcly"
i" Your trump, Doctor; here wife, I'll
take nip of old rye"
lie still blockheand; Mrs. b. ifyour hus-
band should get worse before return which
will be in an hour Just give him dose of
that trunk strap, may be tRat'n fetch him to
his senses of his folly"
The Doctor sailed out gradually, and
within an hour sailed in again, and found
his friend of the Delirium Tremendous in
a terrible condition, writhing and strug-
Cling with pain, His wife, a female of the
plain but ignorant school, came, and laying
her hand upon the Doctors arm, said
Doctor, | gave him the straps, as you
directed"
Did you thrash him we'll ?"
"Thrash him - exclaimed the astonish
ed woman 4" no but [ cut the strap into
hash aud made him swallow it,
go Lord Doctor" roarcd the victim,
81 sw owed the leather but-but"
Ut what?
II swallowed the whole strap, but I'm
blowcd if | could swallow the buckle"
The Doctbr administered two bread pills
and cvoporatcd,
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

A FINE coat may cover fool, but never
c)ncenls one.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1858-06-19

the fragments?
- why do the ladies like the Northeast wind?
Because 1T brings chaps to thOir lips.
TINS isa net gain" as the spider said
when he caught the fly.