Smyrna times., 1858-07-29

w man in Preston, c. W., died last weeL
IN consequence of his imprudence displayed nv
golng into an ice house while perspirlng freey
from excessive heat. '
W Cincinnati is now the largest horse mar.
Ket IN the United States, and durinr one wool
lateIy' iorty thousand dollars worth of horses
were sold at the various stables.
" lawyer In one of the Western Conrts
ia, lateiy threW cane at the head of another :
Ihe Court required him to apolorize for il =
lie did so and added: awhile am abont :,
l may as well apologize before hand for throw
ing another cane at him the first chance 0et ,,
W few days since a Missouri Sheriff of
t tei making legal return to writ, added: 81
'"i"A 1t right Tor me 10 mention that tbere 10
no Such person as John Doe in the State"
Z" The only real liberty cap, eays a cIeveroDd
W., 10y uutnor' as The night cap. In it men
'1'' o"e-'nIrd OF their lives, the land of sleep
equal" "'"ayS iree and
W member of the Lazy Society was com.
PIaIhed OF Tor running. His defence was that
nG i was going down hill, and that it was more
iaoUr 10 walk than run. Complaint dismissed
with expenses. U'''h'SSeu
~ MIS- Speckles says the best vecetobIe
p'l YET invented is an apple.dunplin for do.
SUroyihg knawing at the stomach il ;s nil
"n'ch may always be relied on.
i. " James l, in a caprcous mood, threatened
.nu.t,. t'o'a mayor with removing the seat of
~ sy; 'n0 meetings OF Parliament, etc from
H., p.aI 1our majesty, at least" replied
ne mayor, will be gracously pleased IN
cave US the River Thames" -
, OF 10 a lady who had lost her husband
aleyfand once addressed letter of condo
I"ce ih TWO words, 80, madame !" In less
nan a year the lady had married again, and
non Ills letter OF congratulation was, "Ah,
" dnei was fought in Mississippi last
,oh'h oy Mr. Il. Knott and Mr.. A. w Shot
ne result was that Knott was shot and Sbo,t
'as not. '"o''
" lawyer asked a Dutchman in cour,
nat ear marks pig had that was in disnnto
ill.," '"0eP' very snort {
VI Mr.. Buckland mentions a curious nse oc
aus They are employed as insect.trans
brigade OF marauding Ioads are condnciod a
10 garden IN the evening. They mako n &
houS supper; but in the morning their on.
'Io' 'caI employer, by a gentle squeeze. p
nPeis tnem 10 dlsgorge their evening meal al
III III thls way many curious and rare sneci.
!"s OF Minute nocturnal insects have boon -
taned. ""'0 Oee"
= " DISSOLUTION OF THE UNION" DEsIRAp1p A
'at man enters the following grievance: 81 II
iat man, and require room. had n
wei oy diligence from Macon, in France
II 'ne rascally garcOn from the hotel. 10 book
PAGES Tor me, and paid for them. WbenI
ne 10 the office to take my place, | fonnd
y y, "au booked one seat for Inc inside and ono
~ ONDoNE BY BUTTON.-A French Iodv
great personal attractions, living near Paris va
3 awakened, one night, by hearing some one kir
ner bedroom. The intruder atIemptcd to Pr
le her cries, but she made stout resist.noo
lh the contest tore button off his coat
was family livery button, and served -
ntIly her assallant as their own coocb,non
ptotessed TO be desperately in love with
e WIN
= The Gloucester Ne,os tells the story of Wl
y IN one OF the schools in that tewn who is
lhVeterate rhymester, and who IaugbeJ
Inoln'ng curing prayers, at the sight of ~
being asked why he laughed, he replied.
saw rat upon the stairs,
Conlng up to hear your prayers" r.
'g told that he must Immediately make 7
@ .ngr rhyme or be flogged, he quickly an. :
n mere stand before Miss Bodgett:
'he's going to strike, and shall dodge il :" n
10 L.