Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-02-26
THE INTELLlGENCER
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SAM NlCEAL,a liorrrl. Zen. lgth, 1857.
EliyiaTs " hs SaHiiy 7aaa.
I Nuluniines that's the mark lme a guin 10
shliu a To-day; and As MY aim is ~ make pee,
pul lari, don't pgi this inter pint onlvss YOU
kant help sniggyiin over II ycf>elyvS.
rrseved hecp Of Eiilis dimtgre, ~ the
Frnch call en-, last Monday Commick and
sAtscy, ellkweHt aud aiicClin was The VantirN,-
The oommlck ladies walked inter my purscnal
butY like the smallpox or \ pIiIe tters muck
VS., and thai hbbin remarks Was ackumpanied
With pieien 10 match. Darn thar picirrs -.
Wun 6'iiy sinsd Molly, vas percisely as lul.
lers.
"fu ARE uohsiss " sstch haiyus usap,
Asto u hai,d uhsn yurs Iuhy s,ne."
As my name iscnt toby Senr." ils plane
Molly had missturk sum awful hunly ieiler
as anseIed to that titn lOr "hisbanded Volun.
IeeT pece Of lookin.glaS,, with tho inskiip.
shin--"lioid the mIrrrr up to mater, was Waif
cred out the inside Of the inydup
Nun Of the cumnick voluntncs was amusin,
to my noshin. ! should say the piciers he'd
ben dun in the dark hy ouiortnt chaps with ne.
hrcuai riRmmgS, and the sourcaus,ic verses
warnt hslc as good, It seemed to me- A. the tAl
ling lterntoor Of the songstllers around the
Park. Sum Of the SENTIMENTAL conarns, tho,
was as foil ol komplymcntS as % Texas blanket
Is Of heaS, with spof,in kcwpids. plumpin thar
atrtrs inter two haTtS at wunst, and tue hull
Smellin louder ofall kinder dclishus aroomatticS
ilIana loier docS o(licker at undoWn on eleck.
shin day, It's troo, sum Of the mvv rters--in
coarse they was luvly-th thort | was Sitely ad.
dlcktcd to runnin down the Nimmin: but they'll
soon get over that deluShin tfthey cumply with
my desires, and look at the ObnockshuS artick.
les IN rite lite. Its NOT 10 bc denide that |
hev ben down on menny Of the preyalin female
hShlnS Its absurd 10 Sposc, however, that not
TO Ike red pettycoatS, aud krholecns as big as
balloons is to abuse the fair sect The things
they ware and tharselyes il two things. ken
admire tine Wunnun Of lashin apart from \
redicNalnS dress. Ei hey Ockashinly tutched
on the suhjeck Of female ATTIRE il hes nllns ben,
to use the words Of sumboddy that rites for ali
the newspapers,
ITO Pont morrli, or Gdorn tan"
But line Strayin from the name pint, witch is
my voluntines. Spose give you cupple Of
Spesiments. Here's wun Of the low komed,
Sampils, varigaIcd with my own kommcnts
atween evry two lines. no who rit the darn.
ed thing, and reckon line high Jack 10 her
low game:
70 ina DnstvDrp ,otrSEErR.
You'rslAnLy, yellow, lame, aud gray;
une stout, falr',Llnnsd, and Aeyve, eu'u herd
touNrrledtu wed, but ali said may"
(shes mad, bekA'e ! wouldn't bus herb
I'm ypanE gay, tieh-a tSnBtIaE pSIr;
t>Ass IKE : tm0kt-dflae ihahk Of muttSpD
CeHld darts aEToWS ffcn NY Syek;
CfhaF dulsr than pewter hqtiohO
AAd thea ny unsurpatIed attire,
CThe poor get Etxs uhlls Ahe'I a.dAahnD
Au uho've 1paFk 81 tallr ADMIR-;
(SaA Ohsy muitqg drsst lam iAihinl
Ny diamonds shine, blarc u llrbt
THE EaieF, too may 90 to hlAIe,lj
Ny psAES astonlIbsd y6tiop. nIIht;
PsAIis sore swine In coarse anaIes)
Sy teeth are Opurs ivory yOVs
Ny cheek ul:h NatareI color gloESf
Iso douraud called II WheHho sold ~
Mys,ep I' lisht, my ankles hus,
(she walks on thlHgtlts material erutehetD
You'd worship such Valentine;
tlHe sumner tFy gr1tLlt's eaiehes)
In short, slr, I'm iov,lv las
(shs's over hity.iWo By thunlrrD
Ahdh te'er th1nliWed Al ass,
("hAr'l the dArned ass would make the blandsT)
You're not the Wun rdt,ksintov,
time not tht ass for srteh hrldalD
Though YOU could gladly have II sg
lde runner hey = Chinese idolD
Thar mcbbce them lines in payrentasis won't
rie the old gal cnnyl lie bet agen new
cent that if She dGzzcnt use profane iangwidCe.
she'll sware innardly ekwil to ten Short BOYS
in bar.room kwnrri
The (Olcrin is a moreso OF the elikwent and
impressive order:
70 IHE BEIR psBLSbrn.
Pcrme 'Ir to Invoke The Nine,
May seem presumption hisluinf;
I'M vet 1 mn II IL i.hfI