The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1858-06-10

And your lips, stealing past IT, would give me a kiss-p
NJ maiden laughed cut in her innocent dee
wha . sods Of yourself with the whistle you'd make.
~ Only const8eF, how silly 'twou,d' be,
To st there and whistle for-what Won might take.
VARIETY.
Wien Is . tired man like a thief, When he needs
q Sesting.
Strain the bow and the arrow swerves; such is the
case with the mind.
Sin has many tools, but q lie is the handle. which
6fs them all
Modssty, says q cotemporary, adorns q woman,
but ruins . man.
Thou learnest no secret until thou knowest friend
ship; since to the unsound no heavenly knowledge
enters"
Lola Montsz says it is strange to see what pains
uen and women take to catch each other, and how
little pains they take to hold on
We know q man who, whenever he proposes to
abuse any one, begins BY telling him that he means
70 be frank"
The best bank ever yet known is . bank of earth ;
Il never refuses to discount to honest labor; and the
hess share Is the plowshare, on which dividends are
always liberal.
They have WHISKY out in Buffalo, one drop of
which. on the back Of an adder, is warranted to kill
The reptile in i've minutes.
Men who complain Of the miseries of this life, are
for the most part, such as are unwilling to practice
self or submit to those rules Of their animal
and moral economy upon which salutary and uniform
Happiness Is founded.
PRAYER-Bowed knees and beautiful words can
not make . prayer; hut earnest desires from a heart
lowed BY love, inspired by Gods Holy Spirit, and
'hirsting for God, the living God, win do it, any
where, or in any place, at any time.
A hvorite mode Of introduction in Brazil is said to
re, This IS my friend; if he steals anything from
you, am responsible for it,
HEALTH.
Tn ingredients of health and long life arr
s ssss' l n@pf nsss s. Desn sa5, pss,,, s.a.ev.
An old bachelor says that if q young lady has a
purse with two endsAsilver in one, and gold in the
other-she Is sure to open the gold end first.
Said our little Herbert, of four years old, to q
young man who was stopping at our house, and who
around your mouth"
Quoth Smith to jones, IT really is a sin
a qsa 90 jones' oos =. : issr e, sssus ae1ss place place. Is in fenced,
My wife % an the time a railing round itp
SERyDoM IN RussrA.-A report lately presented TO
he Emperor Alexander contains the following statis-
fical returns relative to landed property and serfs in
Russia . The number Of families who are landowners
amounts to IL, 600. Out of these 1000 possess from
1000 to 10000 serf, 1000 from 500 to 1000, and
5000 from 100 to 500, 80. 1000 from q to 100, and
5000 have less than q. The total number of
ieasant serfs Of the nobility amounts TO II, $50 600,
md those Of the Crown to 100000. There are,
aAtAtJu5iy III "
emancipation.
4 lady. one night at a party, was much annoyed
~ the rude and impudenf remarks Of a coxcomb
who sat near her. At length becoming tired and
,mauce, and said: sBe pleased, sir, to cease your
subecoming impertinence-" The fellow was aston
I'D at 50 sudden a rebuke, and could only say:
pray, Miss. do not eat me-" BE in no fear"
he replied, 80 l am a Jewess."
No man need fear that he will exhaust his sub
-knucs. NJ fhouOhf n he Uf1 ou1v 1ro- HE suor,~.<;oc
rom actual human life. There the ines-haustible
10d yours depths and endless variety of truth; the
true thinker is but a shorthand writer endeavoring
to report the discourse Of God Shall a child on the
hanks Of the Amazon fear lest he should drink up the
stream 1Beecher.
a TOUCHING D1rTY IN PRosE-when Seth got
home from mackereling, he sought his Sarah Ann,
and found that she the heartless one, had found
and 80 he went sway and bound himself to cut oak in
Florida He pinned upon the live oak land, murmur-
ed in the shades; his axe grew heavy in his hand all
IN the Wild wood giadesL Mosquitoes bit him every
where, no comfort did he get, and oh, how terribly
bs'd scold whenever he'd got bit At last despairing
a relief and Wishing himself dead. he went into the
woods apiece, and chopped of his own head
On FRANKLIN IN PARBl-In the earlier part Of
a Obtaining pecuniary resources from France For
some time he was unsuccessful, and being invited to
large party, . gentleman observed
cit must be owned, Sir, that America now ex-
hibits 70 rs . grand and magnificent spectacle,
sTrue,s replied the Doctor, dryly, "bm the
epeefators do not pay"
INDIAN Mas x-sPoor," or .4pore.~ which ID
lind to make the termination Of 90 many Indian
6EieB and settlements. signifies town. Thus, Nagpore
manm the town of Serpenf-a definition, by the way,
mGuiently appropriate when we reflect on the treach-
0o1s character Of the Sepoys by whom it was so re-
ogtiy earTisoned. "Abad' and :. patam'' also sig
~ tyrn; Hyderabad being Hyderas town, and
0eTine spstsm-from SeringA, a name of the god
Vfnhnro-bein1 the town Of Serin1a. Allahabad- |