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Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-07-29

Pianos, ModeenS, and every Kind Of musical Instru-
meptS tuned and repaired.
" All go IDS warranted az this estabiishment. nov6
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1858-07-29

A few nights ago, Mr. Jones, who had been
out taking his glass and pipe, on going home
late, borrowed an umbrella, and when his wife's
tongue was ,looscned, he sat upin bed, and sud-
denly spread out the parapIuie.
''What are you going to do with that thing"
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The weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1858-1860, 1858-08-03

LET THAT Horse DRINK.-When a boy |
was riding in a one horse carriage with an
aged lady relative, myself holding the reins.
As we passed through fording the horse
showed a disposition to drink, which l
thwarted by touching him with whip
Stop, my son, and let that horse drink"
said the old lady.
why, aunty, | replied, he is not thirsty
he only makes believe; it not an hour since
he drank
Let him drink, said she he knows his
own wants best. Whether he really needs
it or not, you see it will please him to be al
lowed to drink and he does great deal to
please you Always remember, my son,
that when you can crafty dumb beast by
doing anything so cheap as drink of water
from running brook, it is very churlish to
refuse it.
! have always remembered it. To this
day, ! seldom drive horse through ford
ing but think of my gentle aunt, with that
blessed heart of hers for the poor dumb
beast, who knew his own wants best Her
admonition left soft layer among the strong
Lodges ofmy human nature, and hope have
been somewhat kinder man for the bias
which was then given to my feeling for the
helpless.
The weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1858-1860, 1858-08-03
Pit and the FroRa.


Pat had taken drop too much, and va
ON his homs se,ara, when he overheard
voice in the swamp, and supposing he ha
been recognized BY an old acousintanc,
something like the following conversation
ensued:-
Frog-Mageel Magee! Magee!
Pat-Faith, and that is my name; give q
yours If it ID convenient entirely.
Frog-Hugh .Coulonl Hugh Coulonl Hug
Coulon!
Pat-By my sowl your cousin of mins
whin did you come over2
'ro.-Last Month! Month Month!
Pat-What de ysse find to live on here
in this bog surs2
Frog-Chunks! Chunks Chunks!
Pat-Now it's afther being uncivil, ye ar,
to spake 30 to yer relations; and SO it is
Frog-Drunk Drunk Drunk! Drunk!
Pat-By St Patrick, if ye repate tina
same, Ill knock ye down wild me shillelah
sure.
Frog-Dead drunk Dead drunk Dead
drunk
Pat-Yer liar; numbering, blatherine
liar Come on, if ye dare ye spalpeen We
Frog-Fight en- Fight EN- Fight emil
Pat-lheres more nor one Of yes, ye
highway robbers. I'm the boy that can lick
ye. just tread on my coat tail wunst.
Frog-Chase em Chase eml Chase EN-!
Pat-lm on my way to Brownville, sure,
and if yese follow me to Jim o Flanagan 8
store, II stand up wild we, and SO l will,
and won't strike ye af.her yer down.
Frog-kill eml Kill emil Kill EN-
Pat Now ye wouldn't kill poor man
whose got wife and six children to feed
wild pertates?
FroS-Moderation Moderation! Modera-
toni
Pat-Now darling, 70 talk like praste.
Slip up and take drink wild me out of this
flask, for yer broth of boy.
Frog-Cold water Cold waterl Cold wa
ter!
Pat-Is it ono of Father Mathews medals
yes got2 ! niver jined the pledge.
Frog--Go home, yer drunk Drunk
Drunk
Pat-Ge to the diyil wild yer cold water
70 lying son of q gun. or by blazes | II tache
We how to be dacent lm in for IL scrim-
mage wild ye now, sure.
F4og-Come on! Come onl Come on!
Fat climbs the fence and falls head fore
most into the swamp, but picks himselfup
again puts on his slouched hat and knee
deep in the soft mud, he swings his shllelah
and threatens to send his opponent to a eli
mate where there is not sufficient moisture
to make desirable place of residence for
the aquatic animal he was contending with.
Hear him)
PATHS myself that's here Strike me
If We dare, ye cold wathcr bully Iii pull
every hair out of yer body
trog-Good night! Good night! Good
night
Pat-Good night honey Swate Shape
and warm bed for yer, wild good Ere for
re.
Frog-Bridget Magee! Magee Magee
Pat-Peor sowl, she's in Brownville, wild
and Pater
Frog Go home Go home Go home!
Pat-lm Oft. Good luck to We. May We
nave plenty of baie, pertates and whiskey;
md may you reform yer ways and leave the
highways.
Thus ended the colloquy between Pat and
he Frog. But Pat stuck to his whiskey,
md the frog stuck to his water, until the
ormer was drowned in mill pond, and the
after was crisped on gridiron.
CRAYoN.
The weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1858-1860, 1858-08-03

Somebody has discovered that, when bet
ting man says he'll take you, he means
that If he can he'll take you in.
1t is the general impression that the wea
Their for the past few days has been "some,
If not Sum mer"
A false friend is like shadow on o dial;
it appears in clear weather, but yanishes as
soon as cloud appears.
Why is a man in difficulties like an ostrich
in wet weather?--'Cos he can't find the dust
to cover his bill.
An editor in Iowa has become 90 hollow
from depending upon the printing business
alone for bread, that be proposes to cell him
self for stovspips Ut three cents foot
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PATENTED OCT. 20, 1857.
Important to Mlllers!

~ SOD " Il Is btSS n 4. NJ Sftt ,E MACHINE
AND sEPAEsAEa!s COMBINED.
I'VE take this Of forming Milers generally
w that manufacturing and will keep
constantly on hand Noodward's Combined Shutter and
Separator. This Machine consider the best now in
and hazard nothing in saying every Miller who
has yet used it viii bear cut in this assertion. II is
compact and durable, with less power than most
machines and does all the work heretofore performed by
three machines, viz the Screen, Separator aad Smut
ter to say nothing of the Tanning Mill which has usual
ly to be used in cleaning dust from ofa
AS to the mode of operation in the first place II sepa
rates the sticks, throws smut balls and part Of the
oats from the grain before securing. While in the
proc rs OF securing the grain brought In with
str ing blast OF air, which carries OF dust fast
made. II then passes into arger Separator where
Is cleared OF chess, imperfect grains, oats &c. and is
then ready for grinding. The dust is all not only
cleared from the grain, but from the chess oats and
ofal, and blown clear out 81 the MIL Another yery
great advantage 10 that it can be set the hocr
with the burrs where else in the mill tat may be
desired, as il makes no dust whatever.
Every Miller knows that utterly impossible 10 con.
suct mill that Will make good -four dirty grain
unless the dirt be first removed. No better machine has
yet been invented for this purpose than W ,oawar,l's
adapte' > Western Grain They are now in use and
ian beg en- at twoof the Mills in this city Sunderland
Rros and Keiser 4 CO. Is.
Orders promptly attended to.
oct 2s-dwtf WOODWARD, KEIsER & sHERRILL,
Burlington. Iowa.
Polk CRY, March I'd, 1855.
Mr.. ia WOODWARD:
Dear !Sir:-Your Shutter that ave had in
use Tor about eighteen months is the most perfect ma.
chine OF the kind now in used machine that
purchased IN Chic4go for short time started,
and u cost me more for repairs and delays in few
mo nths than the whole cost Of the machine that got
from yoa Your machine has cost me ANYTHING for
repairs, and Is now, after eighteen months service
doing Its work in the perfect manner Please ac.
cept my thanks for past avors and best wishes your
i sccess. Yours respectfully
narlsddw GEORGE BELBE
The weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1858-1860, 1858-08-03

Many years ago, when bill for the relief
Of an aged officer was under consideration
in the senate, member who wished il set
aside suggested that it could well be postpon.
ed-"Congress sits every year" Mr. Fromen-
tin, Frenchman, Senator from Louisiana,
who advocated the bill, pointed energetically
70 the venerable petitioner, conspicuous in
the lobby, and exclaimed -"Yes Mr. Speak
er, Congress sits every year, but Death sits
svery day-Look."
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Farmers, nave you seen ana tried the
Worlds Fair Prize Churn?
Or, Davis Adj iustaE 10 hnrn A Hgutter-

Or. Davis, Ad justaE ie 4 lanr a Kutter.
/ worker Com bined-raientcd Feb. 90.
| 1854. 30
A n our State Fair. held at Muscatine Iowa. last
~ October, Is56o this Chnrn alone had a Premium
awarded IT, although there ten other Cburna
on exhibition and indeed 1t always tai es the rst nre
MUM wherever introduced. The advantages of this
Churp over all others are AS follows:
lst II will produce butter in as short time "A apx
other Charn ~
"a. 1t will gather the butter after IL is produced
3D. viii work the butter roll and expeII the
butiermik therefrcm completely, without the hand adle
18th. II will salt the butter before taking il from
the Churl.
9th. Il can be operated by child with perfect ease
and u rs easily clransed rs any other Ghurn.
practical operation will convince any person of IN.
truth Of these statements.
Below lew Of the names Of practical butter ma.
kers, who have subscribed to the following
Wis: We are now using the above Churn and inter
works and salts the butter in perfect manner brfore
taking i FROM the Charn, and eheerfuy recommend
II as the best Chnrn we have seen.
Isaac Leonard, Crawford Hanna, Ahner Comstnck
james " oodside, James Hiliery Robert Brown j Al
Gregg, Hamilton Brown, James Dickson, r Brooke
Samuel Foster, Alexander Fleming, Jei eniah Lee Mr.
Thompson, u Bates, John Wild. Samuel Moore M
Davis, Jacob ilheim, james Robertson.
The subscriber has purchased the right 10 manufac.
ture and sell the above named Churn in ne Mones and
Henry Counties, Iowa, and Henderson aud Marrrn
Counties, Illinois, and II prepared to furnish All
who will favor him with their patronage.
So These Churns are also for sale At j Kimha NRA
CO. Keith Robinson Co.'S, ana q Lauman's, ~
iington IowA.
shcpcorne ofvallcy and Eighth streets.
feb 23-wtf Mp GRIPPE
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10000 Agents Wanted!
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Mr.. Bangun's Balcony Brass Band.


Mr.. Bangum was sitting in his Office in tn
museum the other day, when he heard
knock at the door.
Come in,' said he
The door opened, and trombone entered
Mr.. Bangum stared The trombone wa
followed by an arm, and the arm by body
the body belonging to no less perso1ag
than Mr.. Eli FAINT
Mr.. Bangum2 said Mr.. FAINT enquiringly
That's my name,' said that gentleman.
Good morning. said Mr.. FAINT
'Good morning, said Mr.. Bangum.
4 see that you have band on your balco
N.Y. began Mr.. FAINT
Yes, said Mr.. Bangum.
And | came to see if could get situa
ton there as trombone
presume you cam said Mr.. Bangum, Il
We can agree upon terms
During what hours should play ? asked
MIR. FAINT
They usually play said Mr.. Bangum
from two to three in the afternoon, and six
to eight in the evening
What is the place worth ? said Mr.. FAINT
Five dollars . week. said Mr.. Bangum
lnquiringly.
Very WELL said Mr. FAINT, with great sat
isfaction, He had not expected more than
three or four.
You can begin to-day, if you like said
Dir. Bangum; the payments are weekly
Very WE'LL said Mr. FAINT
In accordance with this agreement, Mr..
Fants trombone did duty for week on
Bangum's balcony. and very hard, too, did
Mr. FAINT bone away on his trombone At
the end of the week he called ON Mr. Bang
um for his weeks salary.
i will make out bill, if you like said
Mr.. Bangum.
Ifyou please said Mr.. FAINT
After a little turning over of leaves and
comparing Of books, Mr.. Bangum handed
him the bill He read it over once, twice
three times, looking every time more and
more mysti6ed. At last he said
Mr.. Bangum, you have made a little mis-
take here, believe
'Eh2 said Mr.. Bangum, mot that am
ware Of
Yes said Mr.. FAINT, smiling. He couldn't
help smiling to think how Mr. Bangum
would laugh when he heard what the mis-
take was
It's rather funny mistake. don't see
how you came to make it. The bill reads:
Mr.. Eli FAINT to p. T. Bangum, DIR.
To privilege of playing trombone in his
museum for the week ending May IA, 1853,
So
Wall said Mr. Bangum, 4 believe it was
i've dollars, wasn't itY
'Ye-es, said Mr.. FAINT, perplexed; Il be-
lisve it was. But didn't look at it in that
light
In what light did you look at ity said
Mr.. Bangum.
why, said Mr.. FAINT, still more perplex
ed, i thought you paid me five dollars, not
you
Ohio no. said Mr.. Bangum. This is the
state Of the case There are quite number
of persons in this city who wish to practice
such instruments, but cannot do it at home
on account of disturbing their neighbors, SO
! let them standing up place on the balco-
ny; and sach gentleman comes here, brings
what instrument he likes, and practices
whatever he wants to. without disturbing
any body, that is, any body we care anything
about
The Office door opened, and the trombone
went out, followed by Mr.. FAINT whilo Mr.
Bangum proceeded to make out his bills
against the other instruments. Mr.. FAINT
has since given up the trombone.
Musical Review.
The weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1858-1860, 1858-08-03

A Coon Hlr.-A colored gentleman, who
does landscapes in white, displays hand
some sign in the neighborhood Of Sixth and
Arch street, Philadelphia inscribed, PRO
lessor Singleton, Whitewater and carpet
shaker Not bad hit, that Considering
that Professor Singleton has as good
right to the title as about half the peonle
who appropriate it, his sign is in very good
taste.