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The daily Butte record., 1858-06-22
TReREArEsr DISCOVERY orrHEasE,

INSuEGREATEsT DISCOVERY OF THEAGE -
Great Rlessins to Mankndt-Innocent but no
sal-Dr. L. Czapksy's Pror orhviacticum. f.elf dis
a'ers'ne agent a snre preventive against Gonnor-
.aen and syphiltic diseases. and an unsurpassed
.uaesy for all venersI. scroiulous, ganrrepous AMI
acercus uicers foetd discharges from vagina, utter
ssnd urethra. and all cutaneous eruptiops and dis
- - As inuocuintion is a sure preventive against
ssM pox, 50 is Or. L.y. Cxapkay's propby yIacsicum
.nsventive against syphiMiic snd Gonorheai dis
IA Harmless In itseif. II posseeees the power Of
aen'caliy destroying the svphiic virus, and there.
waving thousands of debauchees from heing infec-
ssN the most loathseme Of all diseases. Let no
~ man Who appreciates health be without DR.
12kay's prcphyiacticum. II is In yer, convenient
.afes. aud viii be found convenient for use, being
$40 soap Price e5. For sale at Dr. T..
seayt Private Medical and Surgical institute
s.asmento street, below Montgomery, opposite P
",.nt ONCE Fan Francisco.
I.alesters must be addressed to l.. J.Czspksy NJ.
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MEDICAL.
DR., l.. CZAPKAY'S

r~RIyATE MEDICAL AND SURGICAL
INSTITUTE, Sacramento street. below Mont
,omeyy opposite Pacific Mail Steamship Co e ofice,
Ssn Francisco Established In 1s54fo the
'nermsnept cure of all Private and Chronic Diseases
ndtbc suppression Of Qnackery. Attending and resi-
Tert Physician,L l. J. .CZAPKAY. NJ D.. late of the
Uuurarian Revolutionary War. Chief Physician to
me qoth Regiment Of II veds Chief Surgeon to the
wtary Hospital of Pesth. Hungary and late lecturer
an diseases OF womcnand children.
~Sv,THE EAFFLICTED.-DR LII. CZAPKAY can
M consulted at his Institute for the OF all
fo,ms Of ases such Syphilis onorrhea,
Noctnynaj Emissions. and all the consequences OF
ssf abuse. In the nrst stages Of syphitc or Como
rheaidiseases, he guarantees cure In few days,
without incon venience TO the patient hndrsnce to
his business. When patient, by neg ec or improp-
ar treannent has developed the secondary symptoms
of Syphilis, such as bIb0es or painful dwellings, on
me efons or ulGersin the throat aud noee which II
NOT checked. destroy tho son parts and cause the
bones 70 mOrtify separate and come away, leaving
ths ssuiYerer an object hideOus to behold: ot when
bjotches and pimpies break out upon the skin or
when he has painful swel,ings upon the bones, or
when his constitution is injured so as to predisposc
Yo cOnsumpon or other constitutional diseases, the
Doctor guarantees a cure or asks no compensation.
In RHED MATISM. chronic or acute in DYsEN.
Terry or pI pItRRHOEA, he has safe and efectuai
remedies. Fer the treatment Oft consequences Of
tmidty headache. painsin the back and limbs, with
general ness less of memory. injury TO the sight
confusion of IDEAS dislike for society.
and feeling Of WEAKNESS Of life with the nervons
systcm so cxcahle that slight noises shock sartle
the patient max ng existence miserable. For the
above nfHladcs the Doctor will gurantee azure or
s>k No compcn nsrion. He can be consulted free Of
charge and invites all 10 call; IL will cost them
thing and may be much to their advantage Office
hours from A. NJ, TO 9P NJ.
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MARYsyiLIE. June 3. lahh

MAhfsNtLtE. sune y. 1000.
u. y. Czapkv. San Frsneiseo-sir-I have used
- ~ vour medicine. And do not think shall
N ~ ny more n feel very we'll. except that have
D. ,fe.y eet wv strength vet bT soon will with
~, y-,i,e that have. his Just three weeks. YOU
s,iec since called at your institute with
s..,rntniton, a. thought, entirely broken, and
s-,s, hsonvet you would he able IN cnre me per
a. e~ Thought you might be able 10 do some
ss-.~s ease the pain In my back and head. and
49, sssn ss ny limbs. which were 30 weak that they
Asn nos give way under me. when walked.
stss.s aengthen my nerves 70 that I would not get
~ snd tremble at every little Thing. Nov thai
<t..,:swha what I expected. you may judge Of my
ssssr. my comniefe recovery from thoee
swh md the removal Of those blotches and
,,..,'m my skin. and ulcers from my throat. ard
~ 49, .sensee Of those emissions. which you
ssv ,.p prncspaiiy the canse of my sickness csn
ssvsss ~ yc1 which Is the greatest. my Joy or my
VI !. .xeep sxeep' not having fully got my strength.
ssss,-ss any man can feel. Eneiosei .ond
- ,Ass,ss aeasr. over yonr charge. and think mn
ssss,,.s cured n y"u think anybody viii be
sn A., soa msy put this letter In the newsp,.
"e me gratefully yours
THosis HAYptS
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Mcss''hHpr, In Porte;
Herald, Crescent City;
Democrat. Mariposn;
sentinel, Santa Cruz;
Chronicle, Yreka,
I'll Clnmor Publico, Los
Angeles,
Herald, bcnicia;
Courier, Columbia:
sentinel, Jackson o T.;
Standard, Portland, o. r.:
Argus, oregon City,o. T ;
Messenger. .Corvnllis o. r.;
fines, Portland. q. T.
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TTIoS. nOxCE,
ADVERTISING AGENCY
NE. corner Montgomery and Washington SITS,
SAN FRANCISCO,
A11 ( In O 4. Il O q n = O n ( 4:

DAILY RECORD, oaoVllle.
Daily state journal, Sac
Enquirer. Marysvilie;
Republican, Shasta;
Citizen, DowDieyilie:
I'iumas Argus, Plutnas;
Tribune San Jose;
ticrnld, tubnrD:
Courier, Yankee Jins;
Union Iemvcrat, Sonorn
Californian, OrUvilic;
Independent, ,Snn An,lfear
Placer Press, Auburn:
I)emocrat, Cachevillc,
Gazette, San I,oandr0;
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11
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NEVER DESPAIR.

There's gold for the man that will dig it,
And peace for the soul of the seeker
Thrre's loves wine for him that will drink it,
O'erfowing the golden Tipped beaker--
There's fame for the brow of the thinker,
Ifhe'll work and struggle to win it.
Every care cloud that folds DER the future
May prison rich blessings within it.
There's home for the son Of gaunt sorrow.
A rest for the Worn out and weary,
"A hope for the palid despairing,
A light DER each path that is drcary;
There's no we've SO dark but the summit
Will break into snowy-like whiteness-
There's no cloud so black in the heavens
But has some rich, folded up brightness.
IT'S hard to wade through the deep waters,
Unseeing the shore that we covet;
sFis dismal to look for Hopes rainbow
When black wells of doubt hang above it;
But faiths hand can lift up the mountains,
And give to us riches supernal-
She points to the land of the prophets,
The land of the blessed Eternal.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11
REDO any of our readers know the

EFDo any Of our readers know the
origin of the phrase "rather steep?"
When a price is too high for mans
means, or story too incredible for his
faith, he pronounces it "rather steep"
We fancy that we have detected it in the
following from Pennsylvania paper:
ga certain facetious acquaintance Of
ours, was few days ago 'poEing fun at
the very high and steep hills which give
such an air of sublimity to some parts Of
our country, and said that he had seen
cultivated fields SO precipitous that he
had to lie on his back to see the topl
Whereupon he was taken down by an
other sharp customer in this styles
81 once was at place where the fields
were so steep that the people looked up
their chimueys to see whether their cows
were coming home!"
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11
Dancing.

Though ladies are more graceful than
men we must warn them against the
modern style Of waltzing, which is the re-
verse of,graceful, being little more than a
romping twirl, intended only, as far as 1
can perceive, to make persons giddy'-
The old waltz, sometimes called the Span
ish waltz, was very graceful dance; but
it is entirely chan ged, and there is moth
ing either graceful or pleasing in seeing
gentlemen pulling and hauling their
partners around, seeing the pretty pairs
spinning round and round, iostling
against each other, to say nothing Of
an occasional tumble, till the few who
can keep time and step, feel their heads
going, and until the ladies are forced to
lean, painting, against the very wall Of
the room for support. No pretty girl, nc
nor young lady either, whether pretty
or not, should ever, if she values true
and gallant admiration, allow herself to
be associated with the recollection OIL
anything that is markedly ungraceful,
however harmless in itself, and should
never, therefore, dance moderu watzes,
polkas; or gallopades.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11
To SaIeratus Eaters

AT late convention Of dentists it was
asserted that the main, if not the sole
cause of the great increase of defective
teeth, was the use OF saleratus and cream
of tartar in the manufacture Of bread; and
DR.. Baker fully agreed with the facts Of
fered in proof, adding the results Of some
experiments made by himself He soak
ed sound teeth in solution of saleratus,
and they were destroyed in fourteen days!
We here have the opinion of men whose
talents, time and zeal, have been given
to dentistry, that saleratus and cream OF
tartar in bread are chief cause ofruin
to teeth. Now will those who know this
fact 60 eating all that comes in their way,
without inquiring what it is made of?
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11
New and Fearful Mode of Execution

The following has been communicated
to the Poona Observer:
"lt appears from the journal of Euro
pean travellers, that a new and fearful
mode Of execution has been adopted by
the King Of Delhi. The instrument and
process are thus described: box each
side of which is fifteen feet square is con-
structed OF timber about eighteen inches
thick, dove tailed together and braced
with iron rods. The outside of the bot
tom Of the box is covered with plate Of
beaten iron one inch in thickness. The
interior is iillel with perfect cubes of
granite, weighing in the aggregate several
thousand tons. A machine is erected af-
ter the manner of an ordinary spile driver,
but Of course on an enormous scale, and
of tremendous strength. The mass is
raised by powerful machinery, cast in
Birmingham for the express purpose,
though tits to be presumed the mechin-
ist by whom the work was furnished
had no idea Of the horrid purpose for
which it was intended. The human vic
tim is placed upon block of granite, of a
corresponding surface buried in the earth
Immediately beneath the enormous mass,
and covered with plate of iron. At a
signal given by the vicramadack, the ex-
ecutionor touches a spring, the mass falls,
and the victim is crushed at once, is sud-
denly annihlated and spread out like a
sheet Of pasteboard! The huge weight
being again raised, the flattentd body is
witndrawh and dried in the sun, When
completely prepared, it is hung over the
wal! ola public building, there to serve as
warning to the multitude.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11
Good Taste in Dress.

A young lady, in one Of the leading
circles at Washington, was complimented
by a gentleman on the simplicity and
good taste Of her dress, at an evening par
ty. She replied, 81 am glad you like my
dress; it cost just seven dollars, and l
made every stitch of it myself" When
our young ladies pride themselves upon
the home manufacture and cheapness Of
their attire, instead of its expensiveness
and foreign importation, we shall have
fewer broken fathers and husbands.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11

CONSCIENCE Troubled THEM.-An ex.
change paper says:-"A man in Ger.
tain village, with whom we are acquain.
ted, having had sanded sugar sold to him
inserted in the weekly paper the follow
ing notice:
81 purchased of a grocer in this village
Quantity of sugar, from which 1 obtain
ed one pound Of sand; if the rascal who
cheated me will send to my address seven
pounds of good sugar, Scripture meas
ure) | will be satisfied; if not, l will ex-
pose him."
On the following day nine seven pound
packages of sugar were left at his resi-
dence by as many different dealers, each
supposing himself to be the person inten-
del.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11
EDITORS CHIP BASKET.

EyFuN should be cultivated as fine
art, for it is altogether fine thing. Who
ever knew funny man to be bad one?
On the contrary, is not he, nine times in
ten, generous, humane, and good? To
be sure he is. Fun-it is great thing.
1t smoolhs the rough places oflife, makes
the disposition as sweet and rosy as a
fresh maiden's kiss, scatters sunshine
and flowers wherever we 60, gives the
world a round jolly countenance, makes
all the girls as pretty as June roses, and
mankind one OF the best families out.
We go in for fun. The man who won't
cultivate itmust keep good sized rod
between us.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11
EE If you want to know whether E

EEIf you want to know whether a
tree is hollow or not, axe it.
GE "Please sir, I don't think Mr.. Do
sim takes his physic reg'lar," said doc
tors boy to his employer "Wby so?''
"Cause Wy, he's getting veil so precious
fast!'
PATS CoMPARIsoN.--"That's the small
est horse | ever saw" said q country
man. on viewing Shetland nony "In-
dade, now, replied his Irish companion;
"but I've seen one as small as two OF
him."
Poor CREATURE.-"La me-" sighed
Mrs. Partington, "here I have been suf-
fering the bigamies of death for three
mortal weeks. First I was seized with a
bleeding phrenology in the left hamshire
Of the brain, which was exceeded by a
stoppage of the left ventilator of the heart.
This gave me an inflammation of the borax,
and now I'm sick with the chloroform
morbus. There is no bcssin' like that of
health, particularly when you're SICK"
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11

THE SLANDERED.-A venerable old
man says: "Let the slandered take com.
fort--it is only at fruit trees that thieves
throw stones"
The old man is right: Who ever saw
thieves throw stones at the birch maple,
or elm tree? The more fruit the tree
bears, and the richer it is, the more it is
likely to attract the attention of the thief.
+ No man that tries to do his duty to
his fellows, and endeavors to live to bear
the fruits oftrue religion in his daily con
duct, can for a moment suppose that he
will pass along through life without being
slandered more or less. Such a man
will Of necessity have some enemies; and
these enemies will try in every way to in
jure him, and, among others, they will
not be slow in stirring up the polluted
waters Of defamation and SANDER.
A man who has no enemies is merely
a milk and water nothing. We would
not give three fgs for such man.
He who is anything, who makes his
mark in the world, who does good, will
have enemies; and, if he have them, he
will be sure to be slandered.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11

Gg-Woman is like ivy--the more you
are ruined, the closer she clings to you.
A vile bachelor adds: Ivy is like wo-
man-tho closer it clings to you the more
you are ruined. Poor rule that won't
work both ways.
Gg-somebody describes the absurd
appearance ola man dancing the polka,
in this wise: "He locks as though he had
a hole in his pocket. and was trying to
shake a shilling down the leg Of his
trowsers.
EgOf six hundred and twenty young
ladies who tainted last year, more than
half of them fell into the arms Of gentle
men. Only three of them had the mis'
fortune to fall on the floor.
Eg-A Pennsylvania editor, in an ap-
peal to his patrons, says: "The editor
wants grain, pork, tallow, candles, whis-
key, linen beeswax, wool and anything
else he can eat"
%Well, wife, I don't see how they
send letter on them ere wires without
tearing them all to bits. Ella me. they
dontsend the paper, but they send the
writing in fluid state"
@-A militia officer in Texas boasts
through the papers that his men would
rally at the tap Of the drum" Perhaps
they would rally still more promptly at
the tapping of a kag.
~A young lady on being asked II
she intended to wear that finger ring to
church, said she didn't inteud wearing
anything else. 1fshe kept her word she
must have had cold time oft.
Matrinony is nut
For every mans digestion:
When the shell is fairly cracked, e,
Pop goes the question.
Ga"sal," said one girl to another, II
am so glad have no beau now"
"Why?" asked the other.
"Cause can eat as many onions as I
Iplease!"
~"Madam, you said your son was
lawyer-has he much practice?"
"Why, yes sir, he has practice--of
smoking cigars"
EgA Jolly old doctor said that people
who are promptin their payments always
recovered in their sickness, as they were
good customers, and physicians could not
afford to lose them.
The man who was moved to tears
complains of the dampness of the premises
and wishes to be moved back again.
wTo prevent COW sucking herself
suck her yourself.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11

RA handsome young bride was OBJ
served to be in deep reflection on her
wedding day. One of her bridesmaids
inquired what was the subject of her med
itations. II was thinking" she replied
(which of my old beaux l should marry
in case should become widow"
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11

@A little stealing is dangerous
plan, but stealing largely is noble art:
tits mean to rob hen roost ola hen, but
stealing millions makes us gentlemen.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11
"When / remember all

The girls I've met together,
feel like a roos ter in the fall,
Exposed to every weather.
feel like one who treads alone
Some barn yard all deserted,
Whose oats are Hed-whose hens are dead,
And off to market started"
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11

PERFECTLY CooI.--A waggish friend
of ours tells the following, which we do
not remember to have seen in print:
A certain man, whom we will call M,
was noted for possessing great courage,
and presence Of mind, and the crossest
wife in the neighborhood.
More than one attempt had been made
to frighten M. without success; but one
dark, stormy evening, one of his brother
chips, resolved to see if there was any
scare in him, fixed himselfup in the most
ghostly style possible, and stationed him
selfin lonely place Of wood through
which M. had to pass on his way home.
Ire pretended ghost mad scarcely set
tied himself in his position, when M. hove
in sight, and came whistling along as
usual. Suddenly the ghostly figure con-
fronted him, and in sepulchral voice,
commanded him to stop. M. did so, and
after regarding his companion for mo-
ment, said, with the utmost coolness:
II can't stop friend; If you are man,
I must request you to get out of the way
and let me pass; if you are the devil,
come along and lake supper with me-
I married y0ur sister.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11

ANECDOTE OF GENERAL SCOTT
The Washington correspondent of the
Cincinnati Enquirer, reports the follow
ing. He says:
"The House has lately adopted reso-
luton, cutting of from the privilege of
the floor all persons except Justices of the
Supreme Court, Governors of the States,
officers Of the House DC. Yesterday,
while the House was in session, tall,
stout, gray haired old man, dressed in very
plain clothes, approached the principal
entrance Of the hall, and, evidently not
aware of the new arrangement, attempted
to enter. He was stopped by the door
keeper, who inquired if he was a Chief
Justice or a Governor. "No SIR" was
ill., -~-"e., -L"t, W .esviusivu vr Gun
gress, all officers of the army, who have
received the thanks of Congress, are en-
titled to the privileges of the floor
care you an officer of the army?" asked
the doorkeeper, looking with some doubt
at the stalwart old man." II am, sir;
my name is Scott-Winfeld Scott, Of the
United States Army" The manner of
the doorkeeper underwent an instantane-
Gus change as he very politely informed
the General of the repeal of the resolution
which gave him right to the floor
"But" said he, pass in, General will
take the responsibility myself" "No
sir" was the answer, "I do not wish to
violate any rule, sir; I will go to the gall
lery;" and the brave old man whose
name is synonymous with the military
glory Of the United States, climbed the
long range of stairs and took his seat in
the crowded gallery, alone and unnoticed.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11

N The new Constitution Of Oregon
positively prohibits paper money Banks;
consequently commercial panics will be
unknown.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1858-03-11
MISC Ell L A N Z Q U S.
MEDICAL.

WHrrLows.-Dr. Guinier, professor of
the Faculty of Medicine at Montpelier,
has just published letter in the A6eiHe
,Medicale, in which he describes a pecu
liar method of stopping the progress ofa
whitlow in its first stage. A whitlow
generally begins with dull sensation of
heat in the affected finger, near the nail;
arose colored spot marks the seat of the
disease. This point when pressed is
painful; the color disappears, and imme-
diately returns after the pressure has
ceased. Aftr the lapse Of a few hours
the yain becomes more permanent, the
color darker, and extends over a large
space, while the skin is swollen. The
pain increases rapidly, but as yet there
is in pusation. This, DR.. Gunier says
is the proper time for applying the reme-
dy. Having slightly wetted the infamed
surface he passes over the whole Of it slow
ly with pencil of lunar caustic, for at
least minute, in order to make sure that
The influence of the caustic has penetrated
through the cuticle. The nitrate of silver
is allowed to dry on the finger. When
the skin has. become quite black the cure
is complete. The patient feels no pain,
not even an itching sensation, during the
operation, and a short time afterwards
the pain of the whitlow disappears, the
black skin peels of after few days, and
no trace of the disorder is left. If the
operation be performed after the pain has
become pulsative, the latter increases af-
ter the cauterization, but the throbs cease
in the course of few hours, and the
cure is effected with equal certainty
DR.. Guinier is not sure that this remedy
would produce its effect after the suppur-
alton; at all events, the cure requires
more time. He ascribes the successful
result obtained from nitrate of silver not
to its having destroyed the diseased part,
(the Inflammation is too deeply seated
and the cauterization too superficial, for
that, but to a revulsion or shock given
to the part, distorting its viscious state.