New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1858-01-18

My Beinced Brefheving- am an unIarut Hard
Shell Baptist preacher, Of whom you have no doabx
ou Ky nss~ e s
ffos1 vain world to the streets Of JurooeaIum and
my text which l shall choose for the occasion Is in
the les Of the Bible somewhere between Tie Second
Chronierils and the last chapter OF Timothy Titus
and when you find 1t, In these words
. And they shall gnaw. file and fee into the
mountains Of Hepsidam, whar the Lon foareth and
tke wzngdoodls mournefh for It's first born.r
Now, my brethering, as I have before told you,
am an nneddicsted man, and know nothing about
grammar talk and coolidge highfalootin bat I'm
plain uniarnt preacher Of the Gospn what's been
foreorained and called to expound the scsiptur to
the day o. wrath ior they shaii cnsw : a. And
fee into the mountains Of Hepsdann whsr n lion
roareth and the wangdoodle mournsth for - dzst
Ny behaved brethering, the text saws tb<v shall
(" gnsw flen Il don't say they nav 6uf thew shall
And now, there's more'n one Kind Of Ole. There's
the handss fle rattsi 6le double Gle md profile
bat the kind Of file spoken Of here isn't one Of them
kind neither because IFS Tiger Of speech nv
breshering, and means gon 10 alone getting ukesed
ior " they shall gnaw file and fee unto the NOUN
tains OF Hepsdam, whar the lion ruase4h and the
wangdoodle mourneth for its first born
And now there be some here with fine eIotho on
thar backs, brass rings on thar fingers and lard On
thar har what goes it while they're young and thar
be brothers here what IS long as their costi6diops
and forty cent whisky lasts goes 1t blind s1d thar
be sisters here what when they get 16 years Old cut
thar tiller ropes and goes i with rush bat say,
my deer brethering, take care you don't End when
Gabriel blows his last trump that you've an went i
alone and got akered for thew ssll vrs e. ana
flee unto the mountains or IIe1sidam Via tbe iia,
roareth and the yanadoodle inonrreth far - fras
born.- -
And my brefherep. there's more dams bes;de ussn,.
dam. Thars Rotterdam. Haddam' nsfsrssm nil.
dam and don't-care-a-dam-t Iast of which NV
deer brethereu Is the worst al ali and rrra;ts NJ.
Of circumstance once knew n the etsts IN H.
nov Thar was man what buiJt MIN mill y, Ct
| fork Of Agur creek and Il ground aighf ~ gra;,
but the man what hnilt 4 was m;se,. NJ s,usnd
never give any thing To the cbnrrh ana r. hsh
eren one night Their come 4 dreadfui ssas, ~ d
and rain and the fountain IN 10 grsas 49, 70.
broken up and the waters rushed down sr5 s,vent
that mans mill dam into Kingdom come ana 10 "A
behold in the morning when he rot mn he forn5 ~
was not worth A dam Now INV vaanr hratbsrssr
| when storms of Temptation overfaks ~ faEs cara
you don't fall from grace and become Ils that MAJ =
| mi-not worth a dam FOR they shall rnaw fi,e
and flee unto the mountains of Hens;daS sr,ar he
lion roareth and the wangdoode mourneth lar Il. rst
| born.r
"Whar the lion roareth and the wano-doosIs
mourneth for IT'S first bornn This mart ~ f3n 'text
nv bretheren IL another rrer Of snech and i.a't ~
be taken as it saws II does N mean he bawling wild
erness whar the hard shell Baptist was III an
and wild asses but it means. b-etberen the civ n
New Orleans whar corn l. worth in h;ts hasbsj M
day and nary red the next whar nieaers are A. thick
"a black buSs In snoiled bacon ha,s an5 ,tIa ~
pickpockets and thieves 90 sktng about tie Street
/ like weases in a harm vari-,vhap tbay have cysar