Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1858-05-13
SUI LOyINGOOD AT SICILY RURNS.
WEDDING.
BY 8. L, OF TENNEssEE.


slopes; and on looking up to the Jeff. saw
out tearing along down steep point C'head-
ing me ON, } IN n long Kangaroo-Iike lope
notding his flask high above his head, and hat
ID nsnd. He brought up near me- still banter
ingly shaking the half full ticker within an
ihcn Oh my lace, until the bead rose to the
cOrn-cob stopper. "Whar We gwine! take q
suck, hos This yere trucks OLd I kotcb
mt misef this mornin' from the stillwurm.
Narra durnd bit of stike nine in HIT mn Z
mat are piece Of burnt dried peach i'm misef TN
gan 1t euller-better nor ole Bullins plan he
pu's tan Ooze in what he sells. and when that
amt handy he mixes a leetle owe the red war
Ter outen pond below his barn-makes pow
erful natral cutler, but don't help the taste apy.
linen ne korrects that with red pepper Hits
an orful mlxtry, that owe hard-sbell whisky
owe ole Bullin's. He hes pisoned nj onto three
quarters Of the belevin part of his congrers
shun with hit and luther quarters gwine the
same road, eff his stll-hOus don't burn down
soon, ur he peg out hiSsef. Haint he the durnd
est speciment owe walkin barrel of g-sye
ever seed eny how?
Say, Georgy, dye see these here we'll poles
what L use for legs, Well, passed EN- by
each other psrty peart tothur day put lust
Wun out so, an then luther. say nine feet be-
yant, an then KEEP doin hit III Just gin We
leave tn go tn the devil half hammo, eff didn' I
make lever tracks tn the mile, an more tu the
mint, then wer ever made by eny human
manoody, without the help owe q boss since
BARK Wilson beat the saw-log frum the top owe
the Frog mountain inter the Ocoee ruyer an
doy an doged hit at last. Everything what
talks an cries, hes pint owe sum sort Ole
Bullin pint is q darned. fust rate. three
biaded, double barreled, waterproof byno.k
rlcy, an onquinchibel appetite fur bald face
sicily Burns pint is thru her feeters an ways
u drive men folks crazy. She gins them a
leSer, Jlst es sartIn es 4 week at Orleans in
August wud. Durn her, she's down on her
heels now, and walks flat-footed at that Dads
pint, an hits the only pint he has got is tn be
king owe all durnd fools, sence the days owe
that feller, the bibil reads about what housed
so much corn in Egypt, and lost his coat by
runnin Outen hit. Hit tells US who wus IN,
strongest man, an who wus the meekis; man. an
who wus the best man, but leyes ye tn guess
VINO wus the biggest fool, an eff thar's a bull
nigger In Tennessee. what cudent tell the fust
pop arter hesrin ii red, wudent gin fifty cents
fur him sartin. He hesent sence cnuff tu run
into the house ct IL were rainin ded cats that 4
all. My pint is in beaten cny body suckin in
big skeer, and then in bctin eDy body's boss
ur skared dog runin Outen it agin. / used tn
think my pint wur like dads onmixed fool
but when he acted boss, gin in. Maybe
when gifts his sperience, an EN- es old, ken
mock the hons Oten him, an be king fool miser
on bis pint But Its nifty onsartin lie has
never been beet yet, by enything that cud
talk Now, CT feller knows what his pint is
he ken get along, aliurs purvidn he don't swar
away ms liberty, tn temprance society, ur liv
u Tar from q still-hOus, an tu nj q church ur a
jail. 1hem's my sentiments, an I'll gin We
anuther owe EN- Men folks wur made list tn
drink, cat, an fur stayin awake in the yearly
part owe mites an the wimin tu cook the Wit
uls, mix the liquor, an help the men tn du the
stayln awake. That's hit, an nuthin more
Oniess hits fur the wimin tn raise the devil
atween meals, an the men tn play short kerds
atween drains, swop bosses with fools an fite
FUR exercise at odd spells. Yer don't onder-
stand life, George. yet
But about my swappin these yere laigs so
fast; had got about a fox squirriH skin full
owe billed corn juice onder my shut. an wor
Amin fur Bill kar's on foot an when oot in
site owe old Burns l seed nj onto fifty bosses
and mules hiched onto his fence III wur Sici-
Iysweddin. She married Clapshaw the sukit
rlderi the same fellow he faith gin out VIXEN
he met me maxim soda Now, Iii tell WI two
things nobody ever seed wun is a ded mule
means a mule what jist died tar without any
help; an tOther is a sukit riders grave Gaze
why, the he mules all turn inter ole field school
masters an the she wuns inter strong-minded
wlmmen, and then they dies like eny other hu-
man. An the sukit riders, them what marrys
money, turns inter store keepers; an them
what marrys fur il, but gifts bit turns inter
politicians, an then they dies sorter like hu-
mans too. Ill tell yu anuther thing about the
varmints; they eat chickens round the sukit
TIL they skares up rich gall, an ef ever one
owe EN- lowers his sites onto a gall why she ia
q gall no longer no more nor he stays sukit
rldcr They Jist hlch hOsses an goodbye gall,
goOd-by ole sedge field, pine thicket AN look
out fur a team owe shuttail children. q male
oman sharp hOss tradin, Al stayin at home ON
kOlectiOn Sundays. Now ole Burps he'd n hio
black an white bull, with a ring in his nose an
the rope tied up round his horns. They rid i'm
tu mill and sch like with ssddil made outep
dog wood forks an clap boards an kiyerel with
ole carPit, rope girth and stirup-lethers, with
a loop fur the foot. Ole Sock. es they called
him, he'd jist got back from mill, an wur turnd
inter the yard, sadil an all, tn pick grass. /
wur slurgin roun too, out side the house, fur
they hedent axed me in when they sot down IN
eat Seek nosed round till he foun n bi, ko.kit
what hll' little shattered corn an he put in
hlt bed tn git ii. | slipped up and jerked The
handil over his hons. Now, George, du yu no
the natur a COW brute! Theys the durn-
dest fools Owe all the beastes (aIIers septin ovc
the Loyingoods,) for when they gifts inter trib-
uiashun they nos nuthin but to shut their eve,
beller, an back an keep baekin Well, when
old Sock found his self in darkness when he
raised his he'd, he made wun lunge agin the
house that shook the daubin out. then he fotch
d beiler mOut been hearn a mile, and then sol
inter an Onendin sistim owe backin. A big
crawhsh wur no whar. Fust sgin wun thing
tueH over ahuiher, among which wus the bee
bench, dozen stands owe bees This
knokin down thar bench fotch out all the bees
htin mad; the whole ar wur full owe EN-, redy
tu pieh inter eny thing what moved The hous
sot onter sloPin grOun, an the yard dore wei
even with hit; SO Sock jist backed in onder a
bubble he'd owe steme, a BLOWN and a bawlin,
an the leder owe the biggest army of bees ever
seed out at wun time they fll'd the baskit,
they lodged onto hi: tale till hit wur es thick
es waggln tung, and strate up in the ar at
that, lookin sorter like a dcd pine kivered with
ivy: They Wur IN fac all over i'm, an at work
with all thar mites, maxim i'm feel good an
Dot an Improving hls temper mitely. Owe all
the durnd times ye ever hearn tell owe. wur
thar an tharabOuts. lie cum tale fust agip
the ole story Dutch clock and fotch hit, Dustin
the innsrds outen it; the leetle wheels were all
over the aore. Next pas be fotch up agin the
foot owe big dubbh engine bedsIei, an rared
Int snto aind an punchin wuu owe the posts
thru the glass winder. The mex tail fust ex-
Perdition wur agin a katakornered cupbord
hat L.e.