The Tiffin tribune. [volume] (Tiffin, Ohio) 1848-1859, 1858-04-09
No27
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strangers skin was pretty we'll stuffed
and rather shiny, aud the odOrs he eN-
hailed were not Of the fabulous kind, said
to be waited ftom the spicy shores of
"Araby tho Blest." After a whilo our
friend took the inroduoer aside and whis.
poringly inquired,
81 say, Jack, hasn't your friend been
disdlled9'
"Why," iunooently rejoined the oihor.
Because" said ho, ''you called your
friend An Corn. aud I'll be shot il he
isn't all whisky, now.
RyITero is liauy. not exactly or
thodox; From tailor's bills Doctors
western ohills, Aud othsr ills. Deliver
US. From squeaking doors, a wife who
snores. "Confounlod bores." And dry
goods stores, Protect us. To modest
girls, With waving ourls, Aud mouths Of
pearls, Deliver US,
REMy friend. said a philanthropio
gentleman TO q chap whose wandering,
unsteady gait betrayed "ardent" famili.
arity with the Spirits" II thought
you we're Son Of Temperance" "Mis
take" hicooughed Toodles, steadying
himself for the reply. "Nn relation
wha'someyer-not a bi,--not even
"quainted, SIR"
RS-M tho Republican Jubilee at
Wooster Mr.. MILAN gave the following
toast:
"BURNs, MUIR AND PENDLErox.-
, When the people get az them, they will
roast Burns, grind Miller, and si0ing Pen.
dulum,"
q BE- \ newly married couple riding in
n ohaiso were unfortunately overturned
d A man came to their assistance, and OBJ
@ served that Il was a very shocking SIGHT
3 Every shocking. indeed" responded III,
n gentlem9n. 80 sec new married couple
n fall out so soon,"
d RE-nr. Ray. Superintendent Of the
Butler Hospital for the insane, in his re.
post says: "a hearty laugh is more de-
sirablo for mental health than any exor
else Of the reasoning faculties"
s EB-The following notice appears on
county meeting. house! "Any perso
!. sticking bills against this church win b
: prosecuted according 10 law or auy othe
10 nuisance"
y GS-Why are pen-makers the most dil
" h honest persons in The world? Answer
~ Because they make people steel pens an
y. then say they do Orits.
n; ES-Who is the best man in Congre
il to place upon smelling committee?
ng Answer--Pugh.
'o' Rg-A dandy on board steambo
lately stood by and saw a young lady +
me of the deck without Offering to assist h
es' On being asked for an explanation!
an 81 was waiting" says Poodle, "for
nnd Introduction"
on E9-A clergyman was rebuked by
.rl brother Of the cloth, a few days ago,
a.. smoking.
iy Tho smoker replied that he used t
IN. weed sin moderation"
va "What do you call moderation7"
quired the other.
ais "Why. sir" replied the smoker, 30
,rs cigar at a time"
Ct, CoNoLUsloN OF Six DAYS sULK.,
~ Scene Outside the house cat is hea
'r. to new.
OF Husband to the dear one Of his boso
he --"Did you speak, dear?"
ne Tea table suddenly overturned al
nd broomsticks become prevalent in the d
n mestic atmosphere.
~ Eg- "Look here, ma" said your
bs lady just commencing to take lessons
ws painting; 'can you tell me what Oh
w. iS?"
Io Ma, after looking at II some time, a
~ swered. ''Well, IL is either COW or
10, rosebud-Pm sure can't tell which,"
not R9- A bare pasture enriches not Il
~, the soil, nor fattens the animals. nor
rs creases the wealth Of the owner
me E1 A first rats Joke took place late
~ in courtroom down-east. A WON
was testifying in behalf Of her son, a
~. swore "that he had worked on 8 far
lse ever since he was born"
,ns The lawyer, who cross-eXamined he
ION said, "You assert that your sou i
der worked on farm ever sitcs he v
,w. bornH
~. al do"
sTv "what did he do ths trat ysN2''
Z, "Hs maked."
NJ The lawyer willed.