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Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28
'Tis all One TO Nc.
FROM THF GERMAN,

Oh, 'tis all one to me, all one,
Whether pve money, or whether pve none
He who has money can buy him wife,
And he who has none can be free for life.
He WHO has money can trade If he choose,
And he who has none has nothing to lose.
He who has money has cares not few,
And ne who has none can sleep the night
through.
He who has money can 50 lint at the fair,
A The who has none escapes from much are.
He who has money eau go to the play,
And be who has none at home can say.
He who has money can travel about, ..
And he who has none can go witholt.
He who has moHey caa be coarse as e will,
And he who has none can be soaFseF still.
He who has money can eat oyster meat,
And he who has none the shell can eat. y
He who has money can drink foreign wine,
And he who has none with the gou: will
not pine.
He who has money the cash must pay,
And he who n ne, says +" Charge it, pray"
He who has money keeps a dog IL he please
And he who has none is not troubled with
heas.
He who has money will die one day,
And he who has none nus, go the same way
Oh, tits all one to me, all one, 90.
Whstnsr I've money or whether pv. nens.
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28
PO f. Il r Y.
BY CHARLES MAcRAY.

by CHARLES MAcKAY.
To the west to the west to the land of the
free,
Where the mighty Missouri rolls down 10 the
sea,
Where man is a man, If he's willing to toll,
And the humb'eit may gather the fruits Of
the soil.
Where children are blessings, and he who hath
most
Hath aid for his fortune and riches to boast /;
Whore the young may exult, and the aged
may rest,
Away far away to the Land Of the Westi
To the Westl to the West! where the rivers
that aow, ... .....
Run thousands Of miles, spreading out as they
GO;
Where the green waving forests that echo onr
call, ''"
Are wide as old England and free to us all
Where the prairies, like seas where the bill
lows have rolled,
Are broad as the Kingdoms and empires OF
old; .. ..|
And The lakes are Ike oceans in sto IN or in
rest,
Away, far away to the Land Of the West
To the West 10 the West there is wealth
to be won--- . ''
The forest to clear 10 the work 10 be done,
Wen try it, wen do it, and never despair,
While there's light In the sunshine, and
breath in the air.
The bold independence that labor shall buy,
Shall strengthen our hands, and forbid US to
sigh,
Away, far away, let us hope for the best,
And build up home In the Land Of the West
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28

aeD-A young Jonathan took it into his
head one day to get wife. He accord
ingly looked about him, and very soon
made such n selection rs suited him, and
was not long IN striking bargain and
settling the preliminaris. He then ap.
piled to clergyman to perform the cere.
mony. ... ........ ......... ., ..s-,.
but are you prepared for such an i'm.
porlant change in life T. said the reverend
and worthy gentleman. o"
Il guess be-" says Jonathan, "for I
have got my land just paid for, and own
a good yoke Of steers and cow" .s,
Very well, said the holy man, with q
long breath and sober face, "al these
worldly things may be very proper In their
place, to be sure but have you ever
thought of salvation T. M ted,
This was poser. "Sal Walton !" said
jonathan, "who in thunder is she 7" "
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28
The Marshall (Texas) Republican lsy.

The Marshall (Texas) Republican lays
down this maxim, adding, " if you do YOU
are lost" and = illustrating " as follows, q
We have in Marshall as in most ,owna
in Texas, an ordnance forbiddihg persons
hitching horses to the shade trees within
the corporation limits, affixing MS pen.
ally for its infringement fine of one dol.
lar. Our constable, who is very dilli-
gent and persevering man in the dis.
charge Of his official duties, has enforced
this ordinance in manner that has rend.
cred hlm terror to all offenders. Re-
Gently lawyer. whose Office is on o.
near the square, and who has a beautiful
shade tree before his door, rode up hasi.
ly and hitched his horse TO Z. The con.
stable happened TO be passing by shortly
afterwards and proceeded 10 unhi,ch him
and take him off, The owner, witness
ing the act, and perhaps having an idea
of wha, il meant came out and said /: o..
"Hallo Mr.. B., what are you afterf
What are you agoing TO do with ny
horse7" .I sJ 20 ga
"Why.' said the constable, "you have
violated tne CITY ordinance, ana nust pay
fine Of one dollar"
BLESS my soul" said the lawyer, with
great emphasis, THAT'S my tree ; I plant.
ed il myself" ,sI 40 , ..s 4sg ms
Cant help that" said b., "the law
makes no distinction, and says nothing
about ownership. II embraces all shade
trees in the town." 'ss. zoos lie 4 ii9il
Pom my word. Pshaw!l I planted
that tree. as told you, myself, and for
the express purpose of having place to
hitch my hors. Haven't I right 10
plan, a pos, before my door r. ' 'fh'A
"Of course you have,' said the cons,a-s
bic. ,.. ,..- ,a., aai rafg .L-
Well, then, sir" said the lawyer.
lust call il post, as planted ], for one,
and if the shade is any objection l am
willing 10 saw The top Aft off," 'aial Ga
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28
The Artic Expedition.

The Artic Expedition.
Wild fields of ice, cleaned cold bright
Around are frozen SHOWS
And viii por,entcus ruddy light,
The Aurora grandly glows.
A ship stands bound by rugged wallis
or adamantine glass;
Lonely she stands while night appals,
And tempests howling pass.
The grim bear, silent, eyes the form,
or that deserted bark;
And ruthless az the Artic storm,
He growls his purpose dark.
The lonely VOLTS sharp echoing cry,
Resounds from wilds afar;
And twinkling in the deep profound,
Is seen no guiding star.
All cheering Hope her syren lay,
Sings not amidst the gloom;
No warmth, no food, no light Of day,
Naught but an icy tomb.
Though fierce the conflict, sharp the pain,
On th~t disastrous night;
Yet, calm and prudent, gallant Kane,
Stood in c, ec.ed might. l
Resolved he stood, with purpose high,
To face his ghastly foes:
The savage beasts, the stormy sky,
The dreary realms of snow.
This need obtained, fair science smiles,
Upon her trophed sons;
In western lands, in eastern isles,
What honors has he won.
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28

eS-A farmer, named Rainey, who
resides on the banks Of the Sacramento
river, about twelve miles from Sacramen.
TO City, has cat which distinguished him.
self by killing ffiy.,wo rats, and pilins
them in heap, in one night.
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28

The best description Of weakness We
have ever heard is contained in the wage
query TO his wife. when she gave him
some chicken broth, if she would not try
4 coax tha, 'hicken just |: ". de the
soup once more.
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28

On tomb stone near San Diego, Cal.
i'ornia. reads ,hus:- t'"'
This yere is sakrid to the memory Of
William Henry Skaraken. who cain to
his dslh by helm shot by Coils reyolser--s
one of the old kind, bras rnoun,ld aad Of
such is the kingdom of heaven"
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28

R9- Brigham Young tried to induce a
chief Of the Snake Indians 10 join him in
fighting the United Safes. The reply Of
the Indian shows that he understood the
"nemralny" policy. Said h: when
redskIn fights redskin, blue-coa, sands by
and looks on; when llue. fight blue .
coat, redskin sands by and looks on
when blue-coat fight redskin, redskin turn
his back-blue.c1at IS very great"
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28

any desr," said an Irish gen,lemante 70
his wife. Il would rather the children be
kept in the nursery, when-I am at home.
although would not object to their noise .
if they would only be ouiet."
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28

An Irishman. who had been talking ir
ambiguous terms about the sudden death
of his pa,ernal relative. was asked II he
had lived very hight ~
"Well, l can't say that he did" said
Terrence, but he died high" ,.4,,
Path, ! mean that, like the United
States Bank, he was suspended" /" ' q"
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28

A Judge in Indiana threatened TO hne q
lawyer for contempt Of court. ooTq isyu
~ have expressed no con,smp, for thas
court" said the lawyer ION the contrary,
/ have carefully concealed my fsel-ssw
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28

my brudders," said an old dsrkey
pr ,acher, II would hab bin desiple oh
de Lords forty years ago, but, brass Dc
Lord, de debbil wouldn't lei me. -..
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28
Gustav Seeper

TOPOGRAPHIC AND CIVIL ENGI-
l. NEtR, Executes Drawing md Painting
OF every style and description. Also, all
business in his line. Ofhce on Gregory street.
st. Mary, Mills county, Iowa. LII
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28

Tn. following inscription can b, read !
OH tomb stone in country church yard,
IN Name - .-r..'. ..g =, ;,,s,.,
"The little boy that lieth here, al asal-
Was eonqlered by diarrhea." 49,. -
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28
SWIM. r. SMITH.
AVo. MACON.
d, III, Solomon.

A TToRNEY and COUNSELLOR AT
~ LAW, Glenwood, Mills Co., Iowa, prac-
tices in all the Courts of western Iowa and
Nebraska, and the Supreme Court of Iowa,
Land Agency not in the Programme. no Att
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28

The following is said to be recorded in .
an Irish grave yard;- 7's - ca 20
Here lies the body Of JOhu Maana. % t'z1i
Lost at sea but never found" .issos4 n
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28
w. l. T. L,

FASHIONABLE Hair Cutting, Shaving
Il Dying, and Bathing Saloon, third door
west Of the Exchange Bank, Omaha, MT.
Omaha, Oct. 1, 1857. Al
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28
GEO. SNYDER. JOHN u. SHERMAN.
Snyder e. Sherman, a

OUVUtT g SHCT1nHH, II
A TTORNEYS and COUNSELLORS AT
"A LAW, and NOTARIES PUBLIC, Conn-
ell Bluffs, Iowa, will practice their profession
in all the Courts of Iowa and Nebraska.
All collections entrusted to their care, at
tended to promptly. ...'..H.
Especial attention given to buying and sell
ing real estate, and making Prescriptions in
Nebraska.
Deeds, Mortgages, and other instruments of
writing drawn with dispatch; acknowledge
ments taken, &C., &c.
CO Office west side Of Madison street,
Just above Broadway.
nov l3 i-tf
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28
8ellebus 6a5ette,
PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY AT
BELLEVUE CITY, N. T.
Henry M. Burt g. Go.
Terms OF Subscription.

TWO DOLLARS PER ANNUM IN AID.
VANCE.
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28

7. P. Peck, NJ. D.

@ URGEON & PHYSICIAN, 0naha. Ne
- br ska-OfIice and residence on Dodg,
Street. " r..N (lyt)
Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-28
JOB WORK.
BUSHES CARDS.
Bowen & Strickland,

4 TTORNEYS AT LAW. Real Estate
"A City Lots and Claims bought and sold
Purchasers will do we'll TO call at eur c&es
and examine or list ot City Lots, &C., before
purchasing elsewhere 0fEcc in Cocks new
building, corner of Fifth and Main streets.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1858-12-22
INAUGURAL ADDRESS OF GOV. ClST.
COLUMBIA, Monday Dec. l

As the hour appointed to-day for the inaugu-
ration of the newly elected Governor arrived,
the House became greatly crowded, and when
| the procession from the Senate was announced,
it was with difficulty that standing room could
lie obtained His Exceiency the Governor
elect, accompanied by the eX-Governor, the
Committee of arrangements, the President and
Members Of the Senate, and the officers OF both
lIolscs, the whole preceded by The Sierll, bear
ing the sword of State, entered the House OF
Representatives, the members standing uncor-
cree, to receive then The tw" litst mentioned
having assembled 10 the Speakers desk, the
ceremony Gf Inauguration was proceeded with.
r. 7. W. Allston, ESD, Ex-Governor then
said
Grutlsmen Of Ms &naie aud House Of Rspreara-
MirrS:
About to resign to another, and worthy
successor, my uilicc as Governor, Which was
entrusted 10 me, nller you in parting word
of earnest farewell. 1t is not my purpose to
detain you, but upon this last occasion of our
meeting must not omit 10 give uttcrance to
tho sentiments deeply ensraven on my heart
those OF gratitude and love to my countrymen
who have honorcll me, and to God who has
sustained me to this welcome close of my pub
lie career. For thirty years succcssively have
served in this Capitol, and in leaving it let me
assure you that the lively recollection and kind
consideration whicl, my conduct has ever met
with on the part Of the people and their repre-
scntatives, and the very many demonstrations
Of their kindness and regard shall never be for
gotten But my purpose this day is to exhibit
and present to you the relics Of a past century.
This (holdng up book) is reminiscence of a
glorious period of our history. 1t is printed
copy of the original resolutions against the i'm
portation and consumption adopted by the Colo
NAL Congress and signed by its deputies, on the
Goth Oct. liza, in Philadelphia. Loyal, con-
sidcratc, and temperate, they were yet firm
and determined in their principles, and in their
resistance to injustice and oppression. Deplo-
ring breach and separation from the mother
country; but when the time came to draw the
sword the scabbard was thrown away. | ex-
hbit this record here, and my wish is that
COPY of it, with fac SMILES Of the signatures,
may be placed in case in the Library Of the
New State House. when that building shall have
been completed, there to remain as perpetual
memorial of the wisdom Of our ancestors. 1t
contains the signatures Of Washington, Jeltcr-
son, and others, which may be examined. Nav
1
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1858-12-22
EDGEFIELD, S. G., DECEMBER %, 1858.

fellow-suffercr lookedo; miscrably woe-begonc,
that he was kept alvchrough sheer amusement.
The next morning, pitheir great delight, they
were informed that agood breakfast could be
had at the house of ;man in humble circum-
stances near by. TheDoctor will never forget
the good woman whoheated him to that de-
lcious and fragrant cp of "Java," that morn
ing. Suffice it, it full icompensated him forthc
privations of the preyils night.
After another day Of hard riding and indsro-
sition, he arrived at tlf llospitablc mansion OF
Capt. u. NJ. R-t, ftnerly of onr State, and
whole,souled Carointn. If ever weary wan
lerers were compensated for harlships and
heart aches, it was the Doctor and his friend at
this house, whose wa ach word is hospitality.
With an elegant manspl, and every convenience
and comfort of life, agarlen Of roses such as
bloomed by "Bendeneer's stream" and a fit
abode for the daintiesffairieS that ever Per-
sian IIafz sung, and moreover with hearts as
big as meeting housSIand "home largo
enough to entertain derry Carolinian,"-
could travellers be anything else save satisfied,
surprised, delighted. On the kind-heartcd and
honored Master and Mistress Of that mansion,
Gods benison rest now Ind through all eternity,
for the more than plof cold water given so
heartily to one Of His HtleoneS. And more
not only to them and kheirs, but TO the polite
".
servant who did his meg towards his entertain
ment.
After hearty and grateful response Tor ia
yours bestowed, our travellers wended their
way to the homestead \ our old fellow citizen,
A. T. H., where they we're warmly and most
Hospitality entertaincdE DR.. DINGHY having
been, in years gone bye the family physician Of
said gentleman, Was gteeted most enthusiast
caly by the warm hearted mistress OF the
house, and even every negro ran to give hearty
shake of the hand to ''bIas DOCTOR" One who
had left his master il. Carolina TO 60 with his
wife, and WHO had bElonged in the Doctors
family, declared he "jist intended to vail on
Mas John just as long a; he staid;'' and, among
other enquiries, asked esgerly after old Master,
Miss Betsy and his little banturn hcn
Well, travellers must be travelling, and SO
+ho Dnctor a"I H. --..S--:-----A ....I I'll
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1858-12-22
Al> Original skettb.
Written for the Advertiser.
DIR, DINGLEY'S TOUR TO GEORGIA
by S. A. L.

Dear reader, gave you an insight into the
peculiarties of the aforesaid gentleman some
time ago. and hope it did not weary you too
much for your interest to flag over the following
sketch:
Durhams, and Berkshires, Shangaes and Cab
bages, all save vile and children, had ceased to
monopolize the Doctors affections, and lie con-
cluded, as it was pretty hard getting living
out of the worn out old fields in dear old Caro-
lima, that he would try the West. So after
sending few hands to Texas, and having The
experiment to try of leaving the guide wife
the BARN. and the coffee pot, for month or
more, to see to affairs so far from home, he
happened in fortunate moment, to think OF
Baker" the present Ell Dorado of dissatisfied
Edgefeld farmers. Well, so the time came
around and poor Mrs. DINGHY, with foreboding
heart and pretty copious shower Of tears, badc
him God bless linn, and like flash of lightning
he was oft. The poor nervous mortal that she
isl hope she will excuse Inc for the compll-
ment-had such dreams, and visions of robbers
and collisions, boiler burstings and pneumonia,
as to grieve herself sck-and, instead of her
cry being like the spcechless Irishman for three
whole days, "water, water, Matcr;' it was
doctor Doctor, Doctor"
The time came round for his return, and after
pcering through the gloom until it had daE kened
into night she gave up in despair. Father gone,
mother sick, the two little daughters in trouble,
and Gcordie suffering with the car ache There
was this addition to little Sophic's evening prayer
rs she lisped it at her mothers bed side, Pray
bless dear papa over again, and bring him home
to MOOR sick mama and his little children" Two
whole DAYS must intervene before the wanderer
,ull return,-and the poor vile SO sick and
anxious. After Il tedious wrcStle with Scorclllng
tcycr and dark forebodngs, tic next period tOt
the stages return came round and I servant
was DESPATCHED for master. Neighbors and
friends had Lecn 10 offer aid,-some to cheer
and console, solue to discourage with unpleasant
rum,r, Of sickness and death. TIE evening
waxed and waneI and the servant returned
with the tidings, Master haint come, Mstess
coulln't hear nothin' bout him. I'm gitting
mighty oncasy. Don't know what to think"
The poor wifr's troubles had reached their eli
max-tle Hope deferred which maketh tht
! heart sick, had attained its eliminating point
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1858-12-22
lIIlM0R0IlS GATHERINGS,

IL The &ylcck who with head erect with
honest people mnglcs, should cease to slave Ills
fellow-men, and 60 to shaving shingles.
Gxa The lawyer would be better off, his
conscience far less plant, who owned little
farm in fee, and made that farm his client.
E& We have some doctors in our midst
whose talents they shonld Use, by practising The
healing art-healmg boots and shoes.
IL The minister, whose sago advice n Use,
full moral teaches, should mind and "watrh a'
well as lray," and practice what he prear''.
s::a. The world shonl,i lave lis docket call,
ed, and >lIggarls all ,lelanltcd, and those should
be the supper ten" whom labor hal exalted.
An Trishman was challenged to fight =
duel but declined on the plea that hr did not
want to leave his mother an orphan.
A New RULE OF ErlauErTE-Twc
ladies commended for precedence in the courl ol
Charles "; they appealed to the monarch, who
like another Solomon, awarded
Let the greater simpleton so first"
Long after this, disputes took place even in
the Prussian court. The king ordered that the
greatest fail should so first Frederick II. could
say such things.
-" Fclow-citizcns !" said North Caro-
lima candidate, "[ am Democrat, and was
never anything else. There are three topics
that now asitatc the state: The United States
Bank, the Tariff and the Pcntentiary. shall
pass over the first two very briefly, us my SEN
timcnts are wcllknown and come to tile Penl.
tcntiary, where shall dwell for some time"
"Wcll, Mr.. Robinson, and how does
YOUR SON get on with his viuin?'
AstoniShingy; there were fourteen OF ns rs
playing together last night and he took the lead
@Capital-arlnirablc
eyes, and he kept it so well, sir, that none
OF us could catch him y
- "NIiss Duscnbury, what is your opin
ion OF the weather l think it intends to clear
do you agree with mc2" :,
"'I do, indeed, and wish some folks would
follow weather's example and clear too"
A hint like this could not be mistaken.
IL CLEAR TlrLE.-A New Zealand chic
maintained that he had good title to his land
because lie had eaten the former owner.
E;ss A minister was walking ont, one day
and passed two little boys one OF whom made
a bow. As lie turned back he heard the follow
inr amusing conversational
GWhv -i"i" .i''-''- 500
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1858-12-22
Red Bank Academy.

TINE Exercises of this School will be resumed
on the End Monday in January next under
the management of Mr.. j. W. KEMP, who is we'll
yerscd in the Classics, and whose services Win US
the mast wear has given satisfactory evidence Of
his general Scholarship and efficiency as teacher.
The following will be the rates OF Tuition per
Scholastic year, viz: ,o
Spelling, Reading, Writing and Arithmetic, Sl2.
The above, with English Grammar and Geo . ~
raphy. oSOO aSOO
The above with Algebra, Geometry, &c. 220o OO
The above with Latin and Greek, oo'Uo
Good board can be had in families convenient
10 the Academy at SS per month.
W. S. MOBLEY,
E. MOBLEY, =
J. K. EDISON, E
BENZ. EDWARDS, E
r. JENNINGS. |.
LEWIS RUSHTON.
Dec 13 ot III
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1858-12-22
School Notice.

HWAvlNG been rendered, by the Trustees OF
III IL the Fuller institutute," the use OF their
commodious Building, Apparatus, Furniture, &C.,
my School, for the instruction Of Girls and young
Ladies, will be resumed on the 18th OF January
next, without the aid OF Trustees All the Eng
lish branches, with Music, French, Drawing
Painting, Wax Work, Needle Work, &c, will be
taught. 80. ..,
The scholastic year will be divided into two
sessions, first commencing Ith Of January and
closing 3lst Of July; second commencing otn
September and closing 10th of December. That
every facility may be offered for thorough edu'
cation, the services of my sister, Mrs. NJ. "A
BLAND, have been engaged, who Will assist me
in the Musical and Ornamental departments
Thankful for the liberal patronage heretofore be-
slowed, hope by strict attention and unremlt
ting industry, to receive continuance Of Of tine
same. ANNl1 v. WI - =,
Greenwood, S. c., Dec. 8, am 40