Red Wing sentinel. [volume] (Red Wing, M.T. [i.e. Minn.]) 1855-1861, 1858-01-16
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doctor who sot near me, allowed it
war clar case owe Delishus Tremend-
JUS, an thot he wur rite, fur it wur
tremendous afore it wur dun with. Off
went the claw-hammer coat, an he
flung hit ahind him like he wur gwine
inter a fitc, (he had no jackit on.) Mex
he fotch his shut over his he'd faster nur
| got outcn my pasted one, an he flung
hit up in the air like he didn't care a
durn if hit kept up forever, but hit
lodged onto black jack. I seed one
Owe my lizards Il racin about over the
big dirty lookin shut, skarcd like the
devil. Then he gin sorter shake an
a twist, and he come outen his -britchcs
an he TUX him by the bottom owe the
legs an swung 'em roun' his he'd few
times an then fotch 'cm down cberal-
lup over the front Owe the pulpit. You
cud've hcarn the smash a quarter owe
a mile! Nigh onto about fifteen short
cned biskit, a briled chickin with his
legs crossed, a big dubbil bladed nife,
a slab owe terbackcr, pipe, sum cop
per ore spccimcnts, heap owe brcakiD
glass, a cork, a sprinkil owe whisky, a
squt and three owe my lizards flu per-
miskusly all over that ar lncctin groun
outen the upper end owe them big flax
britchcs. Wun owe the smartest owe
my blue lizards lit he'd f,st inter the
buzz',m owe fat 'oman, as big as a
skin'd hoss, an nigh onto as ugly, who
sot thirty yards off f,nnin hersc1
with a turkey tail, an smart tn the last,
hit commenced runnin down.
She wur bound to faint, an did it
ft,st rate; jist flung her tuckey tail up
in the ar, rolled down the hill, tangled
her legs an garters in the top owe a
hackilbcrry bush; *h wur thar all safe
tar, an quiet, when I left. re-.
Now old Bullin had nuthin left on
him but par owe hevy low quartcrcd
shoes, short woolin socks, an ell skin
gartcrs tn keep off the cramp, an his
skarc wur a CROWN on him fast. He
wur plum crazy, fur he jist spit in his
hands an leaped over the frunt owe the
pulpit rite inter the middle owe Plus
part Owe the kongrcgation, kcrliff! All
sot in tn gettin away. He run, or rath-
or wcnt.in lumbcrin gallop, heyy, like
an ole waggin hoss skared at a locomo.
tive. When he jumped he shook the
ycarth IN his scf tn. The bunnits ar
fans clarcd the way, an lie he'd a pur-
fectly far track tn the, woods. He
wei: ,hed nigh onto three hundred; he'd
black stripe down his back like onto
an old bridil rein, an his belly looked
about the size and euler owe a big beet
paunch, an hit shakin from side tn
side. He leaned back frum it like :,
little fell:r totin Owe a big drum at
muster, al l hcarn it slosh plum tn
whar I war. Thar wur cramp nots on
his lagos as big as warnuts, an all over
he minded me owe crazy Ole elephant
what wcr possessed by the devil, with
hits years, snout, an tushcs sawed of
an rarcd up an gwinc on hits hind
lagos away frum Immediate trubblc m
ttribulation. lie did the loulcst a
skaricst an f,ssiest runnin' / ever seed
scncc Dad raced with the hornets, tt
be no faster than it wur. Well, he
disappeared i'll the thicket, an Owe al
the niscs We ever hcarn it wur thar in {:
cirklc of two hundred feet or there
aboutS-sum win,nin scrcamin-thcs
wus the skery wuns-sun larfin-the,
wus the wicked wuns-sum cryin-
they wus the fool wuns, (sortcr owe til.
I.ovcngood stripc;) sum tryin to gi
away ur hide thar hcds-thcy WIS tl,'
modest wuns-sum lookin artcr oil
Bullin--,hcy WIS the curious wuns-
sum hangin TIL thar bows-thcy wu'
the sweet wuns-sum on thar knees
with thar eyes shut, but thar faces turn
ed the way the ole mud turkil wu
runnin-thcy wus the dcccitful wuns
sum duin nuthin'-thcy wus tn
wai,in wuns, al the most danjcrou
Owe all Owe 'cm by adurncd long site
tuck a big skccr myself, arter 4 bib
about as big us 4 brick, u disiplinc, al
a book called Il kataplasm, a few rock
and s;ch like fruit spattcrcd onto tn
pulpit nj onto mi bed; an as the Lovcn
goods, durn 'cm! knows nutl,in but t,
run when they get skarcd, l jist pu
out towards the swamp on the krick
AS started a black bottle owe bold
.,facc smashed agin tree torninst me
Sum burned fool professor dun this
who had more zeal than scnce; fur
. say that any man who'd a quart oy
good whiskcy fur the chance ov
j. knockin' poor devil like me dow:
with it, if the bottil was wuth nothin
isn't as smart as old squire Mackmu
lin, an he shot his sef with hoe ha,
die, an hit warn't loaded at that. Wei
you know, George, l ortcr run fast
| jist look at these legs-I used 'cn SUI,
atwccn that meetin groun an the swan
an they haint kotch me yet.
/, Ole Barbe']y Bullin (as they ca
him) since his tribulation with the He
Sarpints haint prechcd but wunst, a
t then he hadn't an 'oman tu hear i'm
! His tex wus, "nakid ! cum inter tl,i
], world, an I'm a ywinc outcu it in Il,
same way cf I'm spared till then
] I'm told 'twar a powerful sar,nint-
. was hcarn three n.ilcs. lie prove
. that nakidness want much, after al
!: ef you take the rite view oye the thin
$ that He'll Sarpints owe all sizes WI
G skeery, cold, an trubilsum--that
2 warn't tu be expected Owe him, a poo
3 weak, frail wun owe the dust to t
,Esarpint or lizard proof ei,her,--th'