The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1858-08-26
RIETY.

VARIETY.
,urare is often mistaken for the fear of being
rght a coward
ge ike those best for whom have done most !;
tbase who have done most for US.
Ehy Is a hen walking like a conspiracy, Because
foul proceeding
e Sleep but the loom of life never stops; and the
eru which wa weaving when the sun went down.
eaving when il comes up tomorrow.
he following contains the alphabet John p.
Az. give me black walnut box of quite small
* P.rtiugton asks What is the use of killinp
|. if you 90 and cure them afterwards 30
The onIv way to look Mt a lady's faults ex-
ned supergallant Hibernian, '' is to shut your
Sally, how do you like your new place 20 'sWell,
sher guess it is-they always have beans on Sun
narrowness of waist betrays a narrowness of
4 When the ribs are contracted, it is sure
that the intellect IS also.
hen Sheridan was asked what kind of wine he
best, he answered, other people's.'' There
good many Sheridaus nowadays.
be Mayor Of an English city once put forth an
krtisernent previous to the races &c That no gen.
ra viii be allowed to ride on the course ezcept
orses that to run"
sensible " down east female is decidedly op-
d 70 the interference of women with politics
pcntefly asks ss Ii men can't do the voting and
care of the country, what is the use of them 30
g government land costs one dollar an acre on
kEerage; champagne costs two dollars bottle.
many a man dies landless, who, during his life,
swallowed a whole township, trees and all.
shOn, F" said Dutchman, '' you may say what
please bout bad neighbors; had te worst neigh
as never Mine pigs and mine hens come
Be nit der split; and fodder day two come
te missing"
so foreign sailors exsming the cupola of the Bos-
State House, Of them remarked to the other,
Errah, my honey, this is the first time ever
copper bottom the top Of house"
week filed with selfshness, and the Sabbath
ei full Of religious exercises, will make a good
risee, but poor Christian. There are many per-
who think Sunday is sponge with which to
out the sins Of the week.
Niles Enquirer records the good luck of citizen
bat village, who, while bathing in the river, dis
rel, after an Industrious g scrub" of his person,
out fifteen minutes, pair of drawers which he
lost two years before.
u me, ye winged winds, that round my pathway
do ye not know some quiet spot, where hoops
Forn no more; Some lone and quiet dell, some
or some cave, where women can walk three
lst, along the village pave, The loud wind
place
IFE-'' Won't you. really' Won't you take me
country this summer 90
oLEx-.' No, my dear, I can't afford to this
ner; but will tell you what I will do. I will
the gas and water cut of, and we'n sleep in the
attic, which will be just nice
Come here. my little Eddy" said gentlemen to
ngSier Of seven years Of age while sitting in the
pr. where large company was assembled, ''do
know me ~
Yes. sir, think do.n
v no am [, let me hear
on are the man who kissed sister Angeline last
In the parlor.''
ngeline fainted
Mary. my love, do you remember the text this
hing ~
try-"No papa, never can remember the text:
such bad memory
BY the way, Mary" said her mother, ss did you
e Susan Brown.''
ry-' Oh, yes What fright She had on
ast years bonnet, done up, pea green silk,
aek lace mantila, brown gaiters an imitation
''n collar, a lava bracelet, her old ear drops;
such FAM Oh ay,''
o'her-.' Well, my dear. your memory is cer-
y very bad-''
one OF our city schools, not long ago, a member
committee asked the members of a class which
under examination, 50 What is the cause of the
ess OF the ocean'" Some one little girl raised
ead flushed with the discovery which had fash
'On her mind. IS You may tell,'' said the COM
fe-man. Salt fish, sir, said the pupil.
FsrTfos OF A DRUSKARD.-A pious Divine the
chooi says" drunkard is an annoyance of
sly, the trouble Of civility, the caterpillar Of in
", the tunnel of wealth, the ale-house benefac-
ne oeggars companion, the constables trouble,
Oe o' ms wife. the scott Of his neighbor, his own
:, walking swill tub, the picture of beast,
ne monster of man.
jor Brown. some years ago. occupied a seat in
legislature Of our Western states The subject
neral improvements was being discussed, and
me rest, bill for improving roads was before
ioase The Major spread himself hugely in
ol the Dill Pointing out the beauties and ben
roads, Why. gentlemen" 1" said he, I" look at
'l-eai-gan, road sir-straght as bee-line, Sir;
eentlemen, so straight that you can red
mile long. Sir go
FOOD HUNDRED REBUxE-A certain rood ma
oia farmer preserved his constant good nature,
'at would turn up. One day while the black
prevailed, he was told that one Of his red oxen
he, !" said the old man, well, he vas always
eby old cuss. Take of his hide and take it down
tener's; 1t will bring the cash.
4n ao1r or two the man came back With the news
hne back " and his mate were both dead.
,se they 20 said the old man, +" WE'LL took them
p-to save . bad debt never expected to
!. IS iucky that it aint the brindleG Take the
down to Fleteher's; they will b e good as
about hour the man came back 70 infbrm bim
ne nigh brindle was dead
ne, said the old man. "wel1, he wnD very
lake OF his hide and take IL down - Fletch-
worth more than either Of the othun-''
eRpon his wife. faking upon herself tho ofice
reprimanded ~ husband severely, and
nln II ne was avars that his los1 waee5udg-
rom Heaven for his wfekednea.
ns said the old man; we'll. Il they 6ke
ent il cattle IL is tha 6neierf vnv I - ~