The Tiffin tribune. [volume] (Tiffin, Ohio) 1848-1859, 1858-08-27
Speech of a Candidate for Con.
gress,

Speech of a Candidate for Con.
gress,
We understand that our representative
in Congress is preparing a speech to do.
claim to his constituents. lie is some.
what inclined to spread himself in an as
tonishing fashion, and viii doubtless pitch .
iu with great vim We fdd the follow
ing model speech in one of our exchang- |
es, which we publish for his benefit
LEcoMProN HALLS SPEECH.
FEILER CITIZENS AND HossEs-This is |
a day for the poperhtion Of this Destrick,
like bob tailed chicken on a rickety hen
roost, to be lookin' up. A crisis have al
riven and something's bustl WhaT are
we? Here is, and I'd stand here and
exprate from now till the day Of syna-
gogtes, il you'd whoop for Hall
Feler Citiaens-Jerusalem's to pay and
we hain.t got any pitch. Our hyperbol-
ical and maiestn canal Of creation has un-
shipped her rudder. and the captains
broke his neck. aud the cooks DIV down
to the depths Of the Vastly deep in search
Of dimuus? Our wigwam's torn TO pie
ces, like a shirt on a bush fence, and cit
les of these ere latitudes is vanishing in a
blue flame. Are such things to be did?
| ask you in the name Of the American
Eagle, who was whipped by the shaggy
headed lion. and now sets on the magnet
telegraph, If stitch dongs is going to be
conglomerated? | epaa to Won in thc
name Of the peacock ot Liberty, when
he's flown over the cloud copied submits
of the Rocky Mounmns, is we going to-
be extemporahcously begged IN This
fashion?
."Oh answer me;
Let uie hot Blush IN guotaucc.'
p as Shalespeel says Shall we be bam-
s boozle6ed with such unmitgated oucon-
sciousness? Methinks | hear you yelp-
"No, sir, hossnyl" Then 'lect me to
Congrisj and there will be revolution
sartn,
Feler Citzens-lr I was standing on
the adamauune throne of Jupiter, aud the
l lightnin was tlashin' round me, ia con-
Q tinue to spout. I'm full dt boilin' hot
! lather Of Mount Eny. and | won't be
q queuchedl I've sprung leak, and must
d howl like a bear with d sore head Flop
together-jump into ranks, and bear me
thru.
@ Fellef CiLizens-yod know me, and rut
u me out with mill garb. ii | won't sticb
II to you like brick dust to bar Of soap
Is Whar's my opponent? He's no wharf
was brought up among ye, rgner citi4rus
h and pqpped in school house but the,
al can't git round mo with their highfalutii
g big words. Hictum, strictum, albranto
r calnip, Braze, Englooney and Butfin'
is Boa--b-o.o.o-ol What do you think o
a that?
"Go it, por1er-root hog or die"
% as Shakespeel said when Caesar stabbed
d d him in the House of Representatives.
= Feller Citizens Lect me to Congris
y and I'll abolish mad dogs, muskeeters
+" bad cents and bad whisky, and go in 70
y the annihilaton of niggers, camp-meetiu
and jails. IN have porEer pLayin every
. day, Sunday expected, and liquor enough
V to swim in. Yes, feller citizens, 'lect m,
, to Congris and l shall be led to exclaiu
- in the sublime, the terrific language o.
~ Ponaparte, when preaching in the wilder
ness
g "Richard himself aga'n."
,e "On then, onward to the polls-gallol
|. space, fiery footed s;eed, and make tn
is welkin tremble with anti-sp spasmodic yell
a for Hall.
ID "Honco, ye brntcs, broad axe and glory"
u EEThe Windsor Herald gives the fol
IS lowing particulars of the finding of thre
u, children floating in Lake Erie, on Thurs
~ day last: "Mr. Owen was crossing fror
q Sandusky to Kingsville in a small schoor
le err, when, about eight miles from one {
10 the Islands, he fell in with a small bof
u containing three children, the eldest abov
Dn IL or l2-a girl-the others much small
o' err The boat was full of water, driftin
"a, before the wind, and they up to the
1u necks in water. From being so long
W the water they had become almost speecl
" less, and were with difficulty freed fro
y their hold en- the boat From the olde
~ Mr. Owen learned their NAMES and whe
~ they belonged and kindly took the
y" home. From the father he learned th
40 they had been in the water from o A. 4
40 W = M AueJ uau o3Nu o'Vli ii -
nL T boat in the morning, shortly after viii,
~ y" they were missing. The father started
.,n pursuit, but failing to find them, return,
" to the Island"
ny Then and Nova plain QuestiC
lio needing a Direct Answer,
bel "Resolved, That we accept the adju
y ment of the late Kansas controversy. i
IN the passage at the recent sessionof Co
nat gress of the Conference Bill, for the co
'h- ditiona admission of Kansas. into .
'u- Union - Resolution Of he Administr
ton State Conveation
,aN THE PLATFORM oF THE DEMOCRACY OF OH
md at is a platform which will oomma
th- the warmest support Of the united Demo
ave racy Of Ohio. - Statesman, July 30.
son Now the question we desire to ask
our this: If the adjustment Of the Kan'
Of controversy is so acceptable as to recei
The the warm support OF the Democracy