Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1858-11-05
AuS ELLANEOUs.

-Unccr,riniy is the worst Of all evils,
until The reality makes us regret IT,
He's armed withou, that's innOcen,
within.
Heath is toy iha, We play with
much a. child does, for the pleasure,
seemingly Of breaking IL.
We like better To sec hose on whom
we confer benefits, than those from
whom We receive them.
Simplicity Of manner, as OF dress
is charm that a woman generally ad'
m.les in another morc than IN herself.
When success makes a man better
than he was before, be mus, be good
man, indeed.
-Four things hard to rcsis,--u has,y
tcnrcr, cx,myogancc, idicncss, and the
devil.
What is the geological character Of
the rocs ou which drunk7rd's split
Quartz, % course.
-ATsic.lr. vH.- Surcd for giving
az ..H m... -, IL Did no,
r .... msI, gave /, to human
Ia"
n,s held the opinion that
Ec' n maiden who mad pinned
awa, Re, all nothing ba' her voice
wa, .oN.
II queer Old gentleman being asked
VIA, be- would have for dinner, replied,
An appetite, good company, some
thing 20 ga, and a napkin
The SUMS like God, sending abroad
life, beauty aud happiness and he stars
like human souls, Cor their glory CONES
from q sun.
a rood minls',. PRAYED frven''y
Se- .ro,,. OF his concr- l'lor who were
20 'a=y 20 Sand uP, aad 'o6 proud 10
knee.
-NcIcmpo-ury, speaking Of the r.
port on ccu,.cm1u's fashions, SAYS
there's uo' much change IN gentle
mems pants, This month. Very likely.
We should Judge Of beauty, no, BY
the mathematical proportions Of The boz
ey and face, but BY the effect which Il
produce.
-Tc,l.,a'cs are contemplate things.
To rca. ia one house vha; = seen or
spoken OF 900 aUo,her, IS treason against
socic,,. which cauuo; De 800 thoroughly
desP.,cj.
Inward --,dness, vt,hou; an out.
wari show OF %, b, E,s '-vc without
fruit. rsatS,: and az outward show OF
goodness, vthou, inward ,inccri,y i
ike Tree w.,ho1, hear, bic'css.
-"I1or'tl's 90 pa'sra.-e his Inc"
said % cu'r-., 90 a hauEmln. "Oh,
never mind ,his once, +. v..l soon sus.
pend operations" was ,ac reply Of the
Office.
u .o1r widow bong asked how she
became w much attached 90 a certain
ncichh1-, replied that she We, bound 20
him h, ,c,rra, cords ~ which he had
SEN beg during h,ri winter.
Ii. Im-p, Co Conceive anything
morr 5.aII. ,blu the reply gwen by
one ia a.l ol, when BE- Na, asked how
he bo-r Do SD well IL 'I-h'ens the
srosc ,o draw near 20 Han who holds
the rod.
-" Nov, Patrick" SAID a Judge,
"vsa' i.yor say 'n che charge, are yol
guilty o- uu guilty ~ Faith, bI'
Tia . difficult Cor YOUR honor 20 tell, 'e'
oloa1 a..e.i: wait o.. ] hear the lie.
dcncc"
-rhorr is 200 safer protection against
burglar H1l % feed your baby before
gong .1 J.l. with grccn apples. II will
b. sure and begin 90 below before mid
night, and rs ,ur' thing % can't be-
s:oppci before m'mIls.
"A pej,~,-,. et.ru mel 70 punish
pr 900 fol be.
n oat don't" said
III, .io ~ again, sir, ney.
err .... say vha' Think again
in nav
- u. lady. fresh from an
Eug.,sl boarding schou., said 10 her
freuas, on tcr arrival home ia India,
"hu E-va,l saw Cleopatra, needle, bu,
though very iglc of 10, | assure YOU,
sner hryuc zen the ~ew.ug.machines
in Loulon."
-A1 u'I lady ont We. having kept
her hired man GA liver rsar'v month,
said 90 m one day "Whv. John.
don. ,huk Nou Ike live" oh. yes"
said John. - ike u well enough for
hry or s.xiy meals, bI, don't like i, as
a steady Diet
-"I1hnnv." said 4 mother 20 her son,
nine years Oh, "ro and wash YOUR face;
lam ashamed 20 see Won comngto din.
ner win such a dirty m1I'h." IL did
wash 10. m1mml." aud feeling his upper
lip, he added gNye,y, " think /; mus,
be a moJsache coming
Those vho save up their money or
their hOa0rs ior the time when, without
strength or desires, they can no longer
use b., seem FOO me Ike people who hav.
ing bl, aa hour 70 sleep, take fifty min.
uirs TO make themselves a nice, sot bed
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