The emigrant aid journal of Minnesota. [volume] (Nininger City, Minn. Terr. [i.e. Minn.]) 1856-1858, 1858-01-20
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fore, H. doeEpey had fully recovered from Jonathan;
What's that bell ringing for 2 imputed the. latter .
= NE Ware are a aslbua d 81 : ;@ ~ y 80 y'ag
S.sWsIL than kind Of bell, 6.iiups docs s,4S or these these ere \,
slow cares, but we can't use them CONTINGENCIES, il
.Aad' , n hc,~, not 10 y h''99lea ID l's ~ slg
YTrsysl entirely 100 T fast--faaepss,s beat beat, sound aa,ddg ali II "a q
the isoan,aa Of daqlappers Vas 81 ip ,he neiglBorhood- ,.,j j. :
d, N.Y. hlearenqsI ) fsxclsimed the ,GockRsy.v ~, 4. !. =:
81. Fact again. by tbpldess,II ]. was y On tbe, York ,ca =
'whega them steam Whistles were frat tried, Maybe
|y9plya {, Aesrqad p the terrible a~eeidepIlY 70 ~, ..oi s,sa,S
s ~ Il, { ai /. y ,'.s ns &, going ,oi ss,S Il s.tssns, III p, !; sass.
seTerali miles q. aaapgstlhiiins was, seen. oa III, track. The
WHISTLE wa !lsE Jqose. and she. screamed, orfqllly, b4t, it
vas na sps4E, tPgga after tp9mlblling oyer = !, isEpaH IF hoses
when along cum the Sw'hSsslls hahsr, mixed i,s i apsNtiilh some seMs
e's sAsaat. ! mind ahAesIP 81 sngilae p:D rip ogs when
II I ri sI ys; ssns , ,naae9 IN F aSs ing nss n ,Ss teller was asaaa
liz 1ost, wonderful ap9dd rs xtga9rddfipaanr ! Z 4 lii ca the
horror, stricken CockHpeNy, /. spd do you use whisiles Jyet =
Els R5'ssss Xon r soul sql. b. 3 Congress stopped em' rite oifs
and now NE act 90 ,tlbes p6il9sephic principles, that Light
travels re MA i Hrsd siisbbtt faster than seasgfd, which NIL
~ ago s ps5hsPs f fsF az, gsaf a , : ;.l We ,fI pes tell ,sa "a
~ NrMusu .fypy NJ 0I!4k Quc.d lt6uk lHdt aStOulSnSS al
animal creation ( spa, reckon s!;s5. rather 81 surprised otths
planetary system ct frs The first time it was tried
at night the rposters, on the road copnepced Growing,
and the chickens all got down IF # !. their roos., thinking
= j Sls &. s:!s' stopped, ! Jonathan j =. having ,, arrived 4, at IT. the
Poip ottso Of bis destination, looked round at the astonishcd
CCSosekkney, snoddipg bis head, ana taking bis carpet bag
!Ida, one arm, pu umbrella under the other, took, his
leave as sober as a deacon, = - LIZ. "a g.
IA sSHoar ssroRr BY DICKENS. Dickens tells the
following story Of an American sea captain: 't' 4oi''2s
On bis last voyage home the captain had on boardsa
young lady Of remarkable personal attraction-I phrase
Fuse s one being entirely new, and one you never meet
with IN the newspapers. This young lady was beloved
intensely ny Eve young gentlemen passengers. and in
return SHE was id love with them all very teary, ianrdentty,, but
without any particular preference for either, Not know
ing how to make up her determination in this dilemma,
she consulted my friend the. captain. The captaid> be-
in1gas man Of an original turn Of mind says to the young
lady: re- Jump overheard, and marry the man who jumps
after YOU The young lady, struck with the idea, and
beng naturally fond of bathing, especially in warm
as it then was. took the advice Of the captain,
who had q boat, manned in case Of accident = Accord
ihhgtfy next morning, the i've ,llovredrs, being on deck, aud
looking devotediyat the young lady, she plunged into.
the sea head foremost q Four Of the lovers int Immediately
jumped in after her. When the young lady and her
four lovers were got out again. she says to the captain ::
9 what, am I to do with them now, they are 50 wet p
the captain, take the dry one? And the young i
lady did, and she married him.: |'''ohIsSsa
q AT o late wseadingthe bride, who had Just esp5dscd
third husband, requested the guests to sing she
hymn of which her lRrst husband was 8 so fond, 'acotn
'Harks,s from the tombs.' Phaucy the pheel1
inks of the happy bridegroom. T ! les e'o7sso1a "a
An i%nyetertattes' Bachelor being! asked why he did not
secure some fond ones company en- the ocean Of life.
replied, r. would, # 4 we're sure such an ocean would
pacific 'Ss* -" I' n4,, 80 - -. n a." 'sT.I i@o
4 pretty girl once said to Leigh Hunt, & I am very
'od you see he replied, ooh, no, you belong to the
other Jewish sect ; you are very TAR Isee'ua'o r.,
merchant lately advertised for a clerk who could
endure confinement, received an answer from one who
had been injail seven years. ss!'e9 q 5ese $3.50 go
"A person who was recently called in court for the
purpose Of proving the correctness Of a doctors bill,
asked by the lawyer whether the doctor did not
mrke several visits after the patient was oss Of danger 2
replied the witness, I considered the patient in
as long as the doctor continued his visits .
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