The emigrant aid journal of Minnesota. [volume] (Nininger City, Minn. Terr. [i.e. Minn.]) 1856-1858, 1858-04-07

An amusing story Of DANES Darlington, Recorder
Of Bristol, is recorded by one Of the British papers
Having to appear for the plaintiff in case at winter
assize ct Clonmel be let into the defendant in nc
measured terms The individual inveighed against moi
being present. only heard Of the invcctives. Ate,
Darlington, however, had got hack to Dublin, the Tip
perary man lost NO time in paying his compliments "a
the counsel He rode al day and night, and covered
with seet arrived before Darlington residence in Har
court street, Dublin. Throwing the bride Of bis smok.
ing horse the railing Of the area, he announced
his arrival BY laundering knock 1t the door, which
nearly shook the street Basrngtons valet answered
appartion Of rough costsd rSvsrary IRE eater. with
large stick under his arm and the seet sticking to hs
large bushy whiskera ae7 sA ~. e..'aa =,
Us your master upi' demanded the visitor in voice
that gave some ntmaon Of the object Of his journey
.No,' answered the man .s2'.'
Then give hin my ssnpImsnts, and say Mr. Foley
(hell know the uams) viii u glad 70 $50 him.
The valet went up stairs and told lis m.ster. who
was in bed, the parport Of his early call. A., %
Then don't let Mr.. Foley ia for your life,' said
harrington, for its not hare and brace of ducks he
has come present ne WITH The man wss leaving
the bed room when rough wet coat pushed by him.
while thick voice said your leave 4; at the same
moment Mr.. entered The bsd room. 81, ......s..,-, r,
You know my business, sir,' said be to Darlington
have made ajourney to teach you manners, and it is
bone in your body; and at the same time, he cut
figure eight With s shelalah before the chev glass
You do not mean to say you would murder me in
bed = exclaimed Dimes Who had a. much honor as
cool courage & asA So e. g % -
No., replied the other but get up as soon as yeu
can. .a.t..ss [ls. as ..raa Se = FL 4ssa
Yes replied DANES, that you might fell me tho
NO. replied the other, 4 pledge you nv honor I
vii not touch you till you are oat of bod ss9aca
lou wont! a8S apgaf aW sss. ,a9n2egsg Il 4
Il WON'T t.e.s4 ,..;-..
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That is enough said Dsines, turning over and max.
ing hmself very comfortable ard seeming q though
ne meant to fall asleep. have the honor Of m Irish
gentleman and may rest as safe though were under
the Castle Guard
The Tpperary 8aamander looked narvelously aston.
ished At the pretended sleeper but soon DANES began
to snore. .gs991 gsat'3-e s4t Ie N'.sE
.HaloaH says Mr.. Foley, '.ss'ns you going to set
81 No., said Dainss, have the honor Of an Irish
gentlsaan that be will not strike me in bed, 20 am
IN ss sss Ss ',ss s.n.s seasi n, Pos
if yoa SHOULD want year lxsAkhst ring the bell; tie
best in the house i ct your servics. The morning
paper will be here presently but b. sure to air il b.
fore reading, for there nothing from which man 20
quickly catches cold, q tssdinf damp Journal and
DANES once more a1setsasso 80 o slssp aaa7a'sa
The Hppsrary man had faa IN him - wsll - Ssroo-
ity he could not resist ths cunning Il Tie counsel 70
laughing aloud, he sxclain.d, Oct % Mr. Bsr;nstoo
for in out Of bed have not tie heart 70 hurt 70
aroll head gss ss sg Fs9sssfY a3f 7isE7
The rs.ut was that in les than a hour sftsrvsrds
DANES and his intended nsplssee wess sittns do, to
warm breakfast The ts.r Only a.snt upos sssaultae
) dish Of smoking ehots. t