Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1858-06-26
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The following Is said to be 9 literal copy
cl E;.l, ir4wn IN aud iEt'oluccd into the !
,aliSc, =. Iee..,n;u,e Ivy Az honest niuer-
q men. ysr Of tho Lower Ucuse;
AN ACKT
ToVrovaHt u;ggers kramin TO Kali!orny.
Tiepeo2e1 Gr the .St1iI az ha'Jorny, represen-
ted il Semi; ard ASsca.biy l,t enact
as t0liers
SECTION !. No Digser rot now an inhabi.
.auJ w, IN, end iggei voter in this Stait, shall
be permitted to liv, rezide, or stay in this
: al; euuy longer.
SEC y Euny niger moo wiilfully and axi
dent!y violats the lust seckshuD of this act,
s. be transported from this Stait, and sold
20 the lowest bidder Chinamen excludid.
SEC. 8. Nisgers who cum with their mas
ters Ia sCinru temporarily, shall not be in
keTdiG IN lie provisions NV this ackt; pro
ride3, such goiuru.ng don't axsceed 40 years.
/. emmy ship gets .rCked on the shoars nv
this Stait with rgger 'on bogde, and if
such uigger shal! try tn swim, he shell be
pushed ulLer the wotter.
SEC. i. All acts or parts nv Rckts contra
vsaiG this, is repealed.
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lis son HaLs having been to market in the
next town, and disposed OF their load Of pota
toes, got ready to return home. The farmer
laid himself comfortably down and com.
mcneeG sleeping while Hans drove the hor
Ges.
Soon Hans commenced thinking about the
big reas and pork his mother had promised
20 Keep for him until his return, smacked bis
lips and drove tie horses faster.
The old man lifted himself upon his elbow
and exclaimed: Hans, don't drive them bor-
ees SO fast. they had good full load this
morning" laid himself down, and snocZed
again.
A little time the horses were driven slower
then Hans thought again about the pork and
peas, and imagining the cid man asleep, whip
ped up the horses at full speed.
The old man sat up in the wagon q second
time and exclaimed Hans, how many times
do you want me to tell you not to drive them
horses so fast Oh, boy, if | would have done
80 with my father p
"The devil Of father you must have had"
replied Hans.
What" cried tie father. boy, had a
darned sight better father than ever you had"
ToCYD HIS MATcH-We saw good thing
few days since, says the Philadelphia North
American. 10 the Court Of Quarter Session
petty case was being tried. y well,known
criminal lawyer, who prided himself upon his
skill iu cross examug witness, had an odd
looking genius upon whom to operate. The
witness was boss shoemaker.
You say, sir that the prisoner is thief? I?
Yes sir cause why, she confessed it."
"Ani you also swear she bound shoes for
sou subsequent TO the confession ?"
Il do, sir"
Then" giving q sagacious look 20 the
court, I'VE are to understand that you employ
dishonest people to work for you. even after
tboir rascalities are known?'
"Of course how else could ] get assist
ance from lawyer p
Not much made out Of that witness.
A Coop WITNESS Did tho defendant
kaock the plaintiff down with malice pro.
paUse?'
No sir he knocked him down with ia.
iron.
You misunderstood me, my friend want
TO know whether he attacked him with an
e7. inteut.
"Oh no sir it was outside the tent"
NO no l wish you would tell me weather
the attack was OF all preconcerted affair"
mo, sir it was not free concert affair
II was circus
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town Of New Hampshire by the name Of Day
by trade . cooper. One Sabbath morning
be heard n number Of boys playing in front
OF his house, and he went out TO stop their
Sluuath breaking. Assuming a grave couu.
teuance, he said to them.
Boys, DO you know what day this is !"
Yes, sir" immediately replied Que o! the
boys, deacon Day, the cooper :"
Whan Eya hrourbt yo to olI poo,Linj
Old Adam called lco, man,
But when she wooed with love so fond
llo then pronounced il wooma1.
But now with folly and with pride
Their husbands pockets trimming,
The ladies are so full Of whims
That people cal! them whim men.
William Smith, in Milwaukee. Wisconsin
was fined thirty dollars for kissing Mrs Louisi
Brasbalt, Dutch lady, weighing one hundred
and fifty lbs. The deed was done on tn,
eide walk in the presence Of her husband
who said -
i yos so mad could not spheak."
\ Frenchmau, repeatedly hearing the worC
press used TO imply persuade, ooe evening
when in company, exclaimed Il say, squeez
that lady TO sing
The wiad il blew, the suoS il flew, AM
relsed particular thnDder--Nith skirts an,
hoops, and chiekep-coops- all such kind
ofpluDder,
"Sambo, you black tisf. sambo; why yo
betray dat secret l told you de oder day :
81 betrayed the secret l scorns de- 'puta
ton. ! found couldn't keep um, so toll
um TO somebody that could.
Don't touch the lute when the drums or
resounding. A wise man remains silen
Willie fools are speaking.
We never knew man disposed TO seor
the hu uhle. who was not himself fair objeC
of seorh 10 the hamb!skt.