The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1858-07-17

demand, but just now out Of date, was eerll-
fed ~ follows seiielut Cherry while head
ing an assault upon tHa castle Of Numur, was
shot through with Ranty-tmeo bullets, and
received three sword cuts on bio head lie
lay forty-oight hoWs naked on the beach
without bin Of hraa or drop Of drink, OF
anything done o. la Wounds yet bee was
cured By one bouIr % the Nulnerary Pow
der alone aud novfi t7d any fever Malh-
ews, the comedian = lis "llumorH ol q eoun-
try Pair" hardly eh tded this in represent
ing the quaok thus ENDING Acknowledgements
from those cured by tts Vulnepry Specific 3
."sir'-l was cutin fso b. q saw-pit and cured
by one bottlei" "sE by the explosion Of %
powder mill / was hllyn into ten thousand
aHaiomies, The 1ftt@bottle Of your incom-
parable tiucture cdNtutcd all the parts togelh-
er the second regtolyl lite and auimalioui
before the third WIS finished, WAS on my
legs and ia my usual state Of health" Even
the attempted cancpturcs Of the labelled yir-
tues Of more TrconrH1gums have been mis-
taken, by some Of the more crrdulous, for
bona iide descriptions Of just the arNcle 10
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been discovered when their applicai,ulAo
the imagined panacea revealed he,ldlnnA
/ We laugh az such crelulity and loHqt thSt
painful consequences are connected with IL,
| II II everywhere enuiling crushing burden
upon the ignorant and invalid poor which is
none the less oppressive because Il Is youu-
iarily borne, They kre to be ptied rather
/ than ridiculod or blamed for their folly ;
while the unpriucipled ooncootor Of the lying
uostrum, who, too lazy 10 earn livelihood
| by honest means, and too CuVardly 90 rI,k
his neck rs pcEpoel,ot,o or highNymau, Boo,
artlully couiriycd 10 cheat the/public and en-
rich himself by bis ,ilAinnn imposition, de-
serves only the scoru ol/hou,st men, os the
very mcancst part o(N rational creation,
We hold il 10 bO(an imperative duty Of the
Press To lend iD)uid 10 expose as far as il can
quachcry aud imposition, and with this intent
We prescott below partial porlraiturc Of one
of the unmarked villains, whose operations
hayc been frequently noticed In the New York
ply journals. We copy from the Evening
Post and though It may be TO the disgrace
of Vermont, as having been the place of his
birth, We hope Cor the benefit Of the public,
our brc,hrcn,ono and all, viii pass the rascal
round
Tho "Rctirod Physician whose Sands
OF LILO have Nearly Run Out"
The New York Lcrdcr Of this morning
publishes an article cutilrd 1.-The Retired
Physician Ills Ad,cututcs--lli, Alnscs-
Ills Saiudlcs-llis Profits from which We
extract the following
About two years and q hllfaro % clmplru.
lively young juuWcyman printer, 'horn in
Vermont, but reared aud Instructed prnci
pally in Connecticut, having failed iu various
newspaper enterprises, umorg them the
Empire CIR, the Go'iH bpii1r and the
fdcf7W l,sHD, which WAS anything lut
cheerful visitor 20 many Of the subscribers,
who paid their money but did not get thrH
papcl) conceived the brilliant idea of going
into q new style ut business. lie selected
the patent medicine trade, as that offering
the greatest indutyWgutF, and employed q
literary man connected with the SUNDAY press
10 write him scheme, The schpmc WAS
written. II was that of the "l,clir,l physi-
clan, Whose .luLs Of li'c hnyc nclrly nun nul /"
The basi, Of IN, medical scheme W., Gamma
bis lndica, or, IN other words, E1si Indian
Hemp, q powerful dJ-it watch can only be-
procured in small qulnu,ic, and then merely
at intervals and at great expense. 4 skllul
story, which our readers have often pCruscd, /
was contriycd 10 make the medicine ego
down. There is no old or Young DR.. II .
James who was In the Easi, or cNeu in tho
StSt, ftitiir- thrrC Is ~ tuuuuhia Iudica F.
in the medicine sold, Il being merely COM
pound OF cough sImplCs, Oiquorcc, slippery I
elm dccocton, and honey prominent costing,
the bottle included, sixteen cents.
The real DR. IL. lanes il tho uriutpr nf,rC. ]
said-Oliyer j. Brown, lie hires an old
man named kuNpcr 10 represent DR. II. /.
James, and pays him mere stipend for the /.
pcrsouation. Here is the proof, but other is /
ready ifwanting:
MAYoRs OFFICE JERSEY CITY, March H., IS .
a Harmon, Esq-Dcar Sir; am in re-
ccipt Of your favor, and in rcpy would say.
that there is no such pcnSouS as Old Dr.
James residing IN our city, but an old man
is employed TO pcrsonote him. The whole .
matter is well understood here as an impo-
sition. Respectfully yours,
SAM'L WESTCOTT, Mayor.
But is Mr.. Brown content with this ar
rangcmcnt? Oh no. lie has gone into part. /
nership with fellow who dcvotes his attcn-
ton ostcnsibly 10 "privatc Diseases" and is .
called II. Monnctt. The firm is Monnett x |
Co., Gn other words Monnett 4 Brown) and |
the head quarters is at the northwest corner
Of Broomc aud Mercer streets, New York
city, opposite the Mercer House. They have
published paper and book, respectively .
bearing the titles OF The Nagic Monitor and .
Medical h,tcHigcnccr. The paper is sent to
oil parts of the South and West, and of .
course adyertiscs the book. The book adj. |
vcrtiscs the business.
DIR. III. James Brown Monnctt is not con-
tent with these names but he also advertiscs
TO cure the effects Of solitary vice with "Thc
Cordial of California Laurel" What is .
California Laurel He also offers TO Danish
fcvcrs, fits, agues and dyspepsia by The use
of n "Clairvoyunt" rcmcdy-that is, n remedy .
discovered by young girl while in a magnetic .
trance. These are put forth under the name .
of Dr. Tracy Dclorme who is to he addressed .
ut the NJw Nnrk pnst nniT, lN;llHt4,n NJ.