Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1858-04-29

x~,..x e<... obadiah Pringie to Jessee ID.
DISH hidL Bright. -oeN4
PnrxarE VILLAGE. March 1lth. 80,
Dv,r JEssEY-Ne and Gov. Wilyard Is |
orful busy now. tryin to save the State.
We've rit am published in the Estate Sem
t;nsl' SOME powerful abel dockerments. to
try to reconcile the Dimocrat party. IL
find that thrashin EN- rite over the heal
andeyes, is the best way to keep 'em from
readin and thinkin for themselves tell
We. Jessey. there is no end to Willy ard
Hes out stumpin the State now As IL
was comm mp from RED Sent" grocery
to ant Sally Priegles this mornin. ! heard
some feller holleriin New York" like he'd
bust the biler. Well. when cum up to
him who should it be but Wilyard, leanin
over big stump. THROWN about a half
gallon of obnoxious, sour, frostbitten corn
whiskey off his happctite ''What on airth
ys doin brother Wilyard?" said L. DO
in.v said be. don't We see that I'm stump
in the State agin the Cincinnati platform?
Don't ye see I'm throwing the last and
least remains of it outen me?" True e.
nough." sad I, we've all got to foller
Old Buck. We've got to puks up the
squatter Soveriuty platform and adopt one
leeila further down South where the frost
don't bite the corn so bad" ''Ah dear
Co.." said I, "wha. Statesman you are!
You cnrsea ami buil-dogged yerself into
your present Office. agin the will OF yer
own party. Now tat convinces me that
ser nifty throghgoin Statesman; can't
you devise some plan to keep Bright and
Fitch from bein oustsd off their seatsg--
Cause" said !, Eve must keep them in
Kongress vote sgin withdrawn the Z.
s. army after the reception OF the Lekonp.
ton Konstytution, for it takes powerful
army nowday, supported by the hole force
OF tha government, TO make folk willin to
settle their own affairs in their own way!l'
"Of course" said yilyard. Il can give
receipt that viii make these Senators
stick to their seats. The principles Of our
party will do il. The same pious prinei-
pies that put them there, will hold them
there. I'll bet on the following--iry it:
Make these two Senators Law rite down on
their bellies upon the floor of the SENT,
with their noses in the dirt. Now take two
pieces from one corner of the Lckompton
konstytution about the size of a monkey
skin, and paste them tight and fast to the
. seats OF their britches Next. go TO the
seats where these Senators are to sit. and
grease them we'll with mixture of equal
parts of niger sweat, niger tears, niger
q blood and soft soap. All this bein accom-
plished, let Of Buck be conducted into the
SENT by two buxom niger wenches.-
: When he enters let him be blindfolded with
that portion of Mr.. Hammond's speech in
the SENT on the 4th inst. which dcclairs
that the niger slaves are betesr: and in a
better condition. than the white laborin
man North Let his ears be plugged tite
with Niger wool. the late ACCESSION in the
bred Scoot case cienched tite between his
teeth, with four year old nakei darkic
sittinia stratiilepf his neck. In this equip
ment let old Buck proceed, AMI kneel be-
tween thu two Senators. who vet to be
lynn upon their faces aud cxelaim three
times in lend voice. thus. Kansas is a
much slave State as South CsrolinaP'-
Then let him blow his breath upon the plas-
ters stiekin to the unmentiona5les of the
? two Senstors. Now, in great h ste. have
these9&ators conducted to their intended
seats, and Jam them down with sufficient
force to mako them forget that they are
3 from the free State of Indiana Now, ms
word FOR it, all h-ll can't re. them of their
seats"
n = Now Dear Jessy. Wilyari was giyin this
recipee TOR yer benefit. become so excited
TO think what deep red man he was. and
how capable he vas OF carryin pints, tina
] found myself, when he vas done, holt o
his coat tail. and Jest jumpin rite up anC
down about four feet, hollerin Bravo
catfish. Old Buck. Sticken plastic" Ev
cry Jump I'd jerk his excellency about tive
feet backwards and every jerk about hal
pint of yaller corn whisky would hy ont o
his mouth. Oh, but was excited
so my dear Jessy. thought it ny duty
20 send We this rscipee at once. Try it on
Nothin els will save ye. Ii yer case eve
comes before the State agin. shell tear
when / inform We, that yell be ded dogl
Ye can hardly find forener in Indiana bu
what's c,lrsin the Administration. Tn
Dimocrat party is split rite intoo in IN
middle, and in ali the northern counties tn
Douglas party is more than twice as bi
a9in as tother. W
From erwell wishing and ablest councillor
,T OBADIAH PnrSGLE.
p S.. If she above recipee should prov
lsetle toe strong for the material weakness
of Dr.. Fitch. let It be intermixel with
portion of one of his last published abolitio
-c5nfessions. Show him bleached, blr
eyed niger gals and grease his abdone
with possum fat y. +.
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