, 1858-06-11
The last Of il ys can see with half an eye in my


drown yourself, and that your physiOgnOmy was
damaged BY being hauled up by bOat-hOOkl"
"Now, do look like fellow who would make
such an ass Of himself3" asked Tim.
"YOu look mighty queer, any how, Tim, with
that bandaged Phiz Of yOurs-that'sa fact but
60 on" las.,s
"Iwent home, and eat savage dinner. When
am in love, eat like the fellow who swallows
blue fire at DOnnybrOOk Fair Next morning, /
put this advertisement into the Daily Ness
Here It Is" said Tim, reading from the paper:
"If the young lady who went over to Hobo
ken on Sunday with her father, six feet three
high, in cream-colored silk dress, mouse-colored
CATERS, and cashmere shawl and q cut on the
cheek, with one hand in, the breeches pocket
who suddenly disappeared when talking to three
ladies opposite pump in deep mourning, will
address line to E. H. NJ, Daily Mems Office, she
will hear Of something to her advantage"
"And that fetched her." said.
"It did, sir, like book, J" he answered.
"But what . queer figure her father must have
cut in cream-cOlored silk dress and cashmere
shawl" ..--..a .s6
"No-that's her dress"
ans sao'slusemenloOnt ny %. answered
meib u mean. " anyhow cr'eo I'm
Anen, tne description mean ner' oo-
served, "the cut on the cheek and the hand in
tne oreecnes pocket must also mean her."
"NO," testify cried Tim, "tAat means hiD'-
tne iatner." ~ 6a
""eli' then she must Be SIX feet high and
more, anyheW' II there's any sense in grammar" "
maintained ~ 4
NO coniound your stupidity, that's bis hight
NOS ners' foaFed my companion VINO ever
nearc o. woman Deing six ieet i0ur mehes
n'gn Z 500 81
linen now 90 you account ior the pump be-
ing IN deep mourningr linnocsntly inquired /.
"The deuce take your grumblingi the three
ladies' were IN deep mourning, not the pump.
Who on earth ever heard Of pump being In
deep mouFningr ,.aIi %
Il never did, TIL read It in your advertise
ment But 60 on; what came Of Il"
Next Gay got an answer-it was this II
l. D. NJ Wlll oe on the TWO snilling side OF Broad
way, near Wild's candy store, at three O'Clock
on Wednesday Rosa Matilda viii be there in The
mouse-colored CATERS We met offered her
my ARM we walked down Canal street; took .
turn round 81 johns square; admired the green
trees ana bar'ons brown stueeo honti and
nnaly, sne maze me the napPlest Of human erea-
tsres oy asking me to spend the evening with
ner N ner nsnet mouse IN meadow sreeh no
ooken' sne sod me tnet ner iA'nsr nad gone 70
trenton one eOnnimeo my impressions o. MN
Dy saying tnA ne mao Deen = captain IN sne navy,
and tnCusnt no more o. snooeng man, no Of
ienoeo num- tnan no would o. eaung ms olnner
or smoking ms PIPE put sne assured me ne was
sure NOT 70 return uli 'ne neA. oAy, ana tna1 sne
e0a'o oepena upon n.I .el,an. NAG nSen.y.
An ieneu' tney Always tnlnk tney can
20 ~r1 -.
We crossed o'el IN tne Soe" fteeA' Ana N
ai.w minutes vas y neissn' OF tIe neg. .Iing
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