Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1853-1862, 1858-08-11
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Acolarea DlscanEae.

4 correspondent of the KacEer50eksT, Who writes
from Mansfield OHIO, sendsihe follosing "dlseouise
Cor the entire authority Of which be vouene5 ~. w.,
ont reserve having taken tt coEn il01A ING 'l1sA
iips Of the reverend orator himself 80
Nv tsx bredeu and sister. viii Be fean' inaeiusa
chapter Of Genesis and twenty 'seosesn verse.
ssa0d a. I.ord make Adam I tole yea how he /
male him, lie msks him cut Oh clay, and Fhen ae
ret dri be breths into him ereH liie- ne put
e. =, .sarieu Oh Easn, and he set him de korher
- ~ ~ and be tole him 10 eat ali de apples, 'cep-
an, 3e4n il de middle OBJ de orchard; dem he want
1or de winter apPies
Birne by, Adam be be lonssum So de Lor' make
Ebe Itols you how he make hers He give Adam
laudnuD Till be get sound asieep' den he googe RIO
out be side aud make Ebs an he tote her 20 eat eli
de apples sceptin' dem 10 de mildle Ob de orehrds
dam he went for De winter apPles.
Wun day de LQrd he govisilings de asbbl enu
along; he dress himself up in deskin Of de saaKe'
and be fine Ebe, and be tole her ..Bbs Why Tor you
not eat de apples in demiedle % DE oEeherdi Eoe
says: 'Demsds LoFs winter apples " But De dee5ls
saws: ~ toIe YOU f0r eat De- Gaze deg Dc best
spples In de orchard f" So Ebe eat de. apple, aud
guy Adam bite, and den de dehble he go aEay.ss q
Bime BIZ de LOr' cum home,- and be eaA Adam
Adam he lay low, so de Lor call Rgsin, s'k ADAM
Adam say, 'Hea LordI" and dc Lor,7 say, eEbo
stole de winter sppIes q Adam tole him, 'sDe9I
knoW-Ebe, he spect."l So de Ter call "kpei"
Ebe lay log. De Lor' cal again. '.K on EbeI. k9e
say, Hes Lor' ~ De Lor say, tHho stole de
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she spect9 So de LOF ,cutrh eIa beff and tEoV den
ober de fence, and he toe EN-, eco work for your
hkbin." we aEha EtsGo7agfz&aA
Csrtouehe, the French rob6eF, was once requested
BY young man 10 be eBgsge din his band 'sARheFe
have you served D asked CafteHeke. rsIWo years
with an attorney, and six mOnths with aa inspector
Of police - Swell answered the chief .that whole
time shall be reekoned as If you had served IN ny
troop" -.-s-.zE sll .tss.s1-I 1-- 4e-al
''Massa says you must ssrtin pay de bin toNday'
says q negro 10 New Orleans shopkeeper Why
he isnt afraid I'm going 70 away, IS he y Not
exactly dat but look ahea, said the darby mys
teriousy she Is gWiRe 70 away hsself and dartor
wants 20 make big raiseF EFAAEA --ls
The deacon Of church upon which a new pastor
had been settled, was prssiog his many good quai-
ties 20 tbe deacon Of neighbOring church,, de de-
clared that their new minister had but one fault in
the world, aud that vas propensity to become
little qusrrelsOme When he was drunk rr. :. f-aI
A gentleman whe was rather impatient ST table,
declared thar he wished he could manage without
servants, as they we're greater plague than proht,
EsWhy not have dumb waiter" suggested friend.
"0h, no, returned the other, have Tried them
they don't dasws."-
A country editor thinks that Columbus is not en-
titled 20 much credit for discovering America, as
the country is large he could not have missed it
Some one says Of certain congregation, that they
bOrs the rest Of the week ~ $500 . tet u
They have a juvenile prodigy At BOoRville. A
s'Wee bit Of boy" astonished his mother few days
since She had occasion TO chastise ban slightly for
some ofeRse he had committed. Charley sat very
quietly in his chair for some time afterWardS no
doubt thinking very profoundly At last he spoke
out thus: ''Muzzer, wish pad get anuzzer house.
keeper, I've got tired of seem you round. = s-.
neighbOr of ours not long since introduced to
es 81 NHHn lie h-aHk a.u he
had just arrived in the world, The boy looked a.
his infant brother in some little perplexity, and
then, raising his eyes 70 his father Inquired, Where
did you get it :" "BOughtit, my son." said the
father with lsudabie gravity. Again the boy looked
ct the baby, and after short time asked 'Why
didn't you pick out white instead Of red one,
father Z"
a young lad recently ran away from home and
went 10 tavern, where he was found by q friend,
with cigar in his mOunth. tWhat made you leave
home ?" sid has friend. "0h, eonfound it, said
he, father and mother was saAcy eOuldR't stand
1t any longer, and quit en-"