The Nevada journal., 1858-10-15
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instructive. His labors have been un-
ceasing to demonstrate his own pre-em-
inence iu his vocation, and the applo oxi-
native superiority of a very small CO.
terie whose business is principally, to
puff him most felicitously. Perched on
some crag bleak and barren as his brain,
with shirt tail futtering in the breeze, he
looks down upon his gentler-mannered
brethren of the cities and the plain,
taunts them with being fools and chal-
lenges them to behold the wonderful ex-
celsior movements of most astonishing
prodigy. Behold" says he, "the pro-
ductlons of the mountains where all
thought, all eloquence, and all excel
lence has its origin, and hide your dimin-
isheG heads. | am boss Of the mutuals
and who so presumptuous as dare take
issue with so puissant an authority" He
construes the silence Of contempt as the
hush created by his command, and turns
to Level others by his lofty fiat. The
merit of the mountains is by far too diff
fuseIy distributed. The boss of the mu-
tuals is not content with his share. Hear
ye, and tremble the great whang doo-
die of the Moth speaks. political ed
itors," (of the mountains and all y "are
contemplate creatures. They've 10
genius. l wouldn't light MY pipe with
their writings" (Another dead silence
ensues while him of the crag rises, plumes
himself, turns round and displays the
futtering shirt-ta to. a dumb foundered
worldly
THE merit is mine," he says, "I'll
hog it all with becoming modesty. 1t
is now confined to but few. A few more
dicta and I'm supreme. I'll twine the
smart-weed with the thistle and wear
themasthe insignia of ancestry and char
acter." Ye caitiffs, be dumb The
great whang doodle of the North speaks:
He who does not bespatter the outside
of his paper with 'riginal pieces is a ass,
and ought to be sent to chopping wood
or breaking fax !" Gle then compla
Gently surveys the field to- see how all
merit is coming home to his own kraal)
Once more, ye Earth give ear -
Another oracle comes. The delectable
circle enclosing the genius of the state
is about to contract its periphery The
great whang doodle speaks: "The edi-
tor who uses a0e, our, in his writings is
a goose. ave, Autocrat of all the Rus
sis"-He is invading OUR prerogatives."
The great work is accomplished
whang doodle, solitary and alone "has
made himself the wonder of the world.
He is the embodiment of taste, wisdom
and authority. A few, chosen few,
are allowed to fan, or blow him while he
sleeps and tremble when he wakes sigh
when he sighs a monody to an apron
string, and 6loao old Blocks nose when
blows it. The boss of the mutuals is in
delightful humor. He COOS with Kooser
swaps bosh with Dosh, and even conde-
scends to rub quantum suf of soft soap
on the dirty shirt of Foard-all of which
favors are most magnan;mously return
ed in turgid enconiums on an apostrophe
of boss to an odd long-legged India rub
Der boot; lines to Deborah Dew Drops
of the heart Death of Peerico, the one
eyed chief of the Sockdollogers, and nu-
merous other heart rending. plaintive
trifes too numerous and too we'll known
to mention.
Should an unlucky wight outside the
admiration circle. modestly give an opin-
ion which trenches on the realm appro-
priated by the callow brood. he is imme-
diately brought up with a snap, and de-
manded to exhibit his piece of sublIma
ted trash by which his right to speak is
established. This game must be about
played out.
THE EFFECTS of the rapid rate of