The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1858-09-09
VARIETY.

other's heart is the child's schoolroom.
he haIf-hanged than ill-wed. Some had
vhole-hanged-
ke rascal civil-if you cannot make him
make him fear you
have whiskey down in California, one drop
on the back of a rattlesnake is warranted
G reptile in five minutes
|of love. little experience is very whole
ou looking at some skeletons the other day,
Young doctor present where he got them.
"a, I've raised them"
tors rarely fail of their reward Jenkins in
new sryle Of Iock-picker, and was rewarded
aton in the jail for couple Of years
a run-seller like butcher Because the
business is, the more he kills
burney through life is as Peters walking on
r: and if Christ does not reach out his hand,
yery moment in danger Of sinking
ice Of steamboat explosion ends as follows
kptain swan ashore; 30 did the chambermaid.
insured for S15, 900 and loaded with iron."
ebrated French woman has well said that the
! blessing q woman can have upon this earth
outinuance Of the affection of-her husband
krTisge-
H. said one sailor to another, :" don't want
your feelings, but shiver my timbers if don't
you stole my watch"
blowing is on a tombstone in Ireland:
Here lies the body of John Mound,
LOST at sea, and never was found"
says she liks to see a record Of births in q
kevspaper-it has such q business-like air.
ction of grayitation pulls a drunken man to
hnd, and attraction Of cohesion keeps him from
up again
son being reproached for not having avenged
. for Gaming, said, IS 1 never meddle with
sses behind my back
kins says he don't believe in the appearance
in this world so strongly as he does in their
prance He lost gallon of brandy and two
Of champagne on the last election
ish drummer, who INDUCED too freely, was
BY the General at review: Pat, what
our nose so red 30 Phase your honor" said
always bushes when 1 spakes to an ofhcer,'
Wedding recently, when the officiating priest
| lady the question: Wilt thou have this
Be thy welded husband 30 she dropped the
courtesy, and with q modesty which lent her
n additional grace replied, ' If you please"
fashionable city party, at which low necked
we're prominent feature, Miss B., addressed
ftT cousin
Sun Sam, did you ever see such glorious
%ore!"
fer since was weaned," said Sam, blushing.
Pnfry editor, speaking of q member Of Assem-
. The first year he went to Albany, he Was
entous as to utterly refuse to receive his allot-
steahngs, IN the shape Of looks and stationery.
no
fableto tell the truth under the most favorable
kances-"
|er-" William, can you tell me why the sun
THE east ?"
looking demure)-" Don't know, sir, 'cept
p east makes everything rise.''
yer Einted
|nds, fellow y" exclaimed very choleric old
An to very phlegmatic matter-of-fact person,
! got out Of my Wits "Well, you won't
to gc,' said the phlegmatic man.
I'D ON THE ETERNAL FITNESS OF THrxos,-Mr.
ie daughter came running to her amt one
ing. Aunt Kate, little Matte has swallowed
Seeing her terror, her aunt cslmlv repIi-
III, what good viii that do her,'' Said the
~ seriously, Not any good, az see, unfess
lLoacs a button hole 90
But isDxPESDEM.-A short time since a
'uan undertook to rob Major Jones. He met
piece OF woods over in Jersey He asked
ms pocket-book- Jones refused TO weld
ade hight and kept it up for half an hour. At
ration Of that time Jones caved, and the high
commenced riiing his pockets The con-
ounted to eighteen cents
hat all you've got,"
~ cent
y made you fight 50 long,'S
2 Z . want to &c exposed. Bad enough to have
nleen centss but great deal worse to have
e world know it,
AND CoSrEsr-AsI stood in q hardware
: OF the late very cold days, lowering over
!, as talked icicles to the master, . boy
ne door and inquired the price Of pair Of
sn'cn hung out to tempt the adventu-
Iookea At the urchin, and my eyes descended
zr % linen Trousers to pair Of bare feet.
esiov vaafea skates and did not seem to
~. J Editor hides remember the story of
uraod passing one cold morning over one Of
So which cross the Seine, and seeing with
on man dressed in . nankeeu coat and
, !, tpantaloons came in a. the monarch went
= ! vest and stockings equally thin, who leaned
eet nonehalaaee over the bslustrade TO gaze
aters.
en- TO me''
ndoW was let down, and the farred and
monarch thus queSu6nsd his happy sub
aui. pray tell me how it Is that yuu are
oogh clad 30 thin. while am ffeosing in
= your Majesty" was the reply Of - bow
'@niting = Frenchman, 50 I can ten you how
oe a. Comfortably warm - am.
Y hear, my ffiend-''
: DO sirs; pat on al your uardrobe"
gnt have known the ALLOW was VT said |
angling; /" eive him . pursp a rnournv.'