The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1858-05-13
VARIETY.


here are graves time can close.
raise to generous minds is the germ and the ali.
.-ent to emulation.
Worldly joy Is sunfower, which shuts when the
CLEAN Of prosperity is over.
Honor, innocence, happiness, time, and money lost
never regsined-
One may have a bad opinion of him who has no
good opinion Of any one
When does modification ensue, When Won non
the question and are answered
AN ARrrHMETIcAL PUzLE.-If you take nine from
six; ten from nine fifty from forty, there will then
six remain
What two places names in France will describe
the language of parent who refuses to give his
daughter in marriage, Ushant, Hasfe
An editor whose subscribers complained 1hafzA
did not give them news enough told them read the
Bible, which would doubtless be news to most of
them.
SCOTCH CArEcHrsx-Pedagogue wha was Go
hath, Boy: The muckle giant whom David slew
with sling and stsne. Pedagogue: wha was
Dsvids Boy: The of jesse Pedagogue
Wha was Jesse Boy: The flower o. Dumblars--
PaEcocrors--A little friend of ours was ;><sffy
asked the question. Who made 3Id.'' Placing
his hand few inches from the floor, he answered,
"GOd made 50 much, and grew the rest alone.''
The -Vetcurk -7frerfiser has this notice:
Married, in the village of London, England, the
18th ult. Frederick w. Hohenzollern, ESQ. Of Ber-
lin, Prussia. and Victoria Adeaide Guelph. eldest
daughter OF Albert tSaxecoburgandgotha, Esq., of the
former place
OfChurch and Lecture goers, very personal indeed
is the following coaplet Does it mean you reader
some 20 close their eyes,
And eye their clothes-v
A first rate joke took place lately in our Court
Room woman testifying in behalf of her son.
and swore ' that he worked on farm ever since he
The lawyer, who cross examined her, said s You
assert that your has worked farm ever since
he was born'''
=" I do
"what did he do the first years''
s He miiked-''
The lawyer esaporated--Hartfor Couranf.
HooPED PErrrcoArs--The .Nep England Cou-
rant-BExJAMsS FRANKLIS's newspaper-in 1726
contained the following advertisement:-
a Just published and sold by the Printer hereof
stsHooPED PErIEcoAB Arraigned and CONDEMNED
by the Light of Nature, and Law of God Price Sd.
So it seems :" there were giants in those days.
well as in own.
Old Mrs Darnlee is pattern of household economy.
She says she has made pair of socks last fifteen
years by only knitting feet to them every winter,
and new legs To them every other winter.
DIR. Adam says, that one reason why the world is
reformed is because every man is bent reform
ing others, and never thinks CT his ways in
need of mending
HaSaah More said TO Horace Walpole: eff
wa(ed 20 punish enemy it should be by fastening
"A him the trouble of constantly hating somebody
There is much virtue which is like the juice of the
grape, which has be squeezed before you get it;
not like the generous drop of the honey-comb, dis
tilling willingly and freely.
--.sisroRIcAL QUERY.-What evidence is there that
Iespucius joviaI scamp His contemporaries
have handed him down to A-merri-cus-
A NJ De COMPUTING ISrEREsr.-Multply the
sum by the number of days; that product, being
kEded by six viii give the interest in mills; then
sff5<s.pf the right hand fgure-for example:
300 dollars
y days.