Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1858-07-28

Disgusting !"
"Despicablew
"Vile %
"Abominab!e %
"Mean -
"Contemptible %
NOT day passes, but some new irail
oi an unpleasant nature is discovered. IL
You" ''''s WIN
nave thought more than once" oh.
served the immortal Bangs, 'of applyinr
Tor divorce, and have Onl, been prevent.
ed irom doing so, by knowledge of your
dependent position"
dependent position /" fairly shricked
me opposite party. Let me assure Won
Mr. b. that am amply qualified to take
OF myself and can do so without the least
. !ou"le. 40 not give yourself any unca,
sl'esS upon that score, or let it hinder vou
ifom proceeding in your wretched worl. p"
- shall not"
- will apply for divorce, myself,"
NO necessity Of that" observed the nc
commodating Bangs, 'onewill be sufficient
for both. will do the business"
"ln just such manner as Won choose
Prefer your complaints, and bribe some
senseless vagrant to listen to them"
No; oh. no my DEAR pursued Bangs.
I'D a mocklng tone, 81 would not be guilty
OF GeprlVlng you OF the exquisite pleasure
OF beng heard. You shall send in your
own bill OF complaints. shall only be
100 happy to see them on their way
"When|
immediately"
"Then, the divorce once procured we.
ser1,ale.'
"Withall my heart"
Good 20
"GlOr.uus -
"Aud ] take the furniture"
you vou| SAID Bangs growing. II
possible. ecu more red m he face than be-
'o.c "W~i, hat J., a good Joke. NM
confess. Pray. tell me, madam, how Won
came by that fHniture :"
"iiow--uow / came by the furniture .-
Mr.. bangs d. sou not ,rembie H. vogr
ooH;~, 70 ask ne that question Did no,
my poo. parent deprive themselves Of
near cy"iy comfort TO set us up in house
keeping? Ungratetul wretch, do YOU
dare to ask me how | came by it?"
Are those chairs yours ?" uucried
Bangs, in a withered tone.
us that table yours ." responded the
ladv, with equal vehemence.
And dat bedstead?"
And those b DIS ?"
"ArI' ;,at mirror"
And that bureau"
And that stove?"
And that oil cloth ?"
"And to whom does that Crockery be-
long, may ask p said Bangs in a husky
voice. Perhaps you may lay claim to
that. also"
"The truit-dshes are mine, certainly"
was the eager response 81 bought them
with my own money"
with your money p echoes Bangs. !
with horrid attempt at a laugh. An !
other joke. Why, Mrs. B., you are fruit. ,
ful in that line, this morning"
And was it not my money ?" demand. !
ed the opponent, with fearful expires
sion OF rage manifested in her counte-
narce. Did not my poor father give it
to me, rs birthday present"
Your father? Hal ha ha :" fairly
hiccoughed Bangs. 81 should like to see
the gen leman; believe he died before
you were born.
Bangs you are q brute"
Just my opinion OF YOU" responded
that gentleman, with Il leer.
A perfect devil"
"!nnt term belongs 4, home, w. ta.
cheering reply.
And say what you viii, wis a..a su.
share O. the furniture"
As to that" respon3a. Bangs -, has.
only 10 SAY, with all due ar'enru.. uN..
Gains and in the kinae,l n.uu.r .g..
sible, tha' not the smallest ga tI..e oi .u- /
nilure goes out of the this house for Tine
party specified, save and except Iu,j .ull.-
cient Ia make your coffin
This capped the climax. The lnyuinc.-
able Mrs. B. could endure anytl.u. save
a reference TO her death, and even lna,,
unles-, as in the present instance, such
reference was accompanied with the
wish that the dreadful event would take
place. Then, however, as now, she burs!
into tears, and dropped into chair.
lnasmuch as these interesting scenes
were unusually repeated every day. u the
three hundr( d and sixty-fve, when both
parties CHANGED to be at home, the reso.
lutte Bangs was well prepared how toI.
act. Dashing chair to the farther end of
the room, he seized his hat and hurried
out of the house, at flying pace, we'll sat
SIZED that when he returned, at noon.
would be restored. Mrs. b.,
after giving vent to her feelings in tears.
quietly arose and set things TO rights; and
30, for the time being, was ended-TH. !.
MORNING SPAT.
Tom OF HIPPocRATEs.-TheE Erpsranee !
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