Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1858-08-05

owe SkeeE ID us mdu. No" Wueu dnO touu
his self hung up by the heels like outer a
ded hog, and two bulls a 6tin round i'm, his
voice were changed mitely, fur his CUTS Gan
he he'd a few owe EN- bore down towards his
he'd, and hit sounded like he wur down in a
we'll, ur he'd a locust in his throat. He be
moaned his condition powerful, cussed .Scis-
lily awhile es the first caus, then cussen ME
cs the emijit caus, an Clapshaw es auxillery,
an talked orful about shot guns, clubs, grave
yards and the birthstone works onder the
kere of the devil. 1 tell you hit were tre-
menus, cummin from a man owe family
hung up by the heels tn a tree, VIA two
dredful ole bulls were at war. Wun got a
runniu 90 onto luther and backed him agin
Ole Burns at the rate owe pidgin 1yin, an
toted the ole Teller way tn one side, es fur
es the ropes would let EN- ; and tn make hit
wus, he'd grabbed a deth holt onto a tail,an
hilt es long es he cud stan hit fur his an
kills. Then he let 60 and swung tick-tlck
tick onto q - ole clock what wur be-
hind time and tryin tn ketch up, an a snatch.
in at the roots an weeds, fetchin his hans
full every grab, tryiu tn stop hisself; the
cussiu an prayin a gwin on all the time WIS
u ever.
tell ye he's got lots of sand in his giz-
zard, he's the best plnck l ever seed. Vel
thar they fit, roun an roun, tarin up the
yearth and roots, an har, and bull neat
Torectly they cum agin from behine slather
agin the ole stud, an kerried him forard this
time, and not clock fashun, sidewise. Is
soon as the real of ole Mills hit him, he tuck
tail holt and hilt hit till his shocs cum off,
and he fell smack atop owe the Squire's he'd
and tails. He got hisself a good holt inter
each owe the TANKS, and locked his lalgs
roun his neck, Cob, he's jist as ready as a
cat,) and he made his arrangements tn stay
thar all mite, he'd tuck a good bill holt with
his teeth unto the tail. Ole Mills didn'to 3D.
derstaud what were atop owe him. Painter!
flashed unto his mind, an all his pluck wilt
ed, and he jist turned tail an cut for Mort
Karolina; Ole Sock trottin arter sorter keer-
less like. The ticklin inter his TANKS, the
chokin rouu his neck, and the vice onto his
tail, discumferted him powerful. He jist
mizz'ed; an every few jumps, he'd gin a.
short heller, and kick both heels es hi es ne
cud, but Ole Burns wur growed thar. When
he cum to the ruver, over the bluff he loped
he'd fust, so Ole Burns went rear fust. Els
soon es he seed the ruver below him, ne
commenced a climbin the tail, over handed,
but hit want eny use; they both went plum
outen site, and spread waves fur a mile, an
the water flew like yu'd flung a three tun
rock in. After a spell they cum up sepe'
rat, and tuck a look at each other, and |
never saw two critters appearingly as glad'tu
part company. Ole Burns swum fur wun
bank, an the bull fur luther they stagger-
ed out an - the morsel owe dirt either owe
EN- raked up with thar hufs, they just lay
down tn rest and eyed wun auuther across
the ruver. His boys fouu Ole Burns an
hauled him home onto a sled. Mills bull
sought another sukit, an ole Sock run wild
in the mountains. Ole Burns talks crazy like
sees the house is upside down and he hears
bees a hummin owe mites, and sees lots of
bulls ftiu all day. He's swelled wus nur a
toad full owe litnin bugs, an bruised till he's
black as a pot. All the quilts owe Wimmin
and ole soggy men Gums to visit I'M, the
wimmins fans and fixes the bed close, and
the men talks tn him, and the kouklusion is,
that Sut-that cussed %infurnal fool pest of a
Suits the caus of the hole k~alamity; an
owe all the bee 6ters, men and wimmin, gin
in the same vardick. Hit wur orful i~ujestis
tn me, kase all I did in the rumpus wur just
barely to lif a baskit handil over Sucks
hons an When I did that, the fuss
warnt begun. Afterwards l did nutin, but
stan clar, and watch circumstances as they
ris.
Well, his two big cussin fox huntiu sons
tuck my case in han, and the first thing |
moved they wur ontu my trail with bosses,
houns, muskits, an a few owe the bee filters.
liver then 1 did the super6ue ruupin l wur
speaking owe. Wun ovethe houns outrun
the rest a long way, an cum up with the
slack owe my breeches. I jist tuck his kase
in han, slit a hole in each of his years, an
run his laigs thru EN- over the hook, gin
him sun cumfurtin advice with a keen hick-
Dry, and laid him onto my trail. He looked
powerful sorry fur what he'd dun, AMI went
tn ~travelin agin. When the balance owe the
dogs cum up, they sot intu workin on i'm ,aud
the two laiged houus he'd to stop to save his
meat from being scattered, and while tLey
wer doing that, I wur making fast time to-
wards my hole. I'll jist gin a dollar to swear
they'll kill me now s~artin, eff they ketches
me, kase the wimmin am agin me. Now
they can't furgit thar intimacy with them ar
bomiuable iusex. Use a goner, speck, an
| don't keer. I'm no count nj how. Jis
look at me; did ye ever see jis such a sam
pill owe a human afore? 1 feels like I'd be
glad tn be ded, only I'm feard owe the dyin.
I don't keer fur hereafter, fur hits impossible
fur me tn have ARA soul. Who ever seed a
soul in jis SIGH a rack heap of bones and
rags es this Use nutin but sun new fan
gled sort owe beste, a sorter cross atween a
Grassy ole munkey an a - wore out homi-
ny beater. Use wun owe dads explites ma
kin cussed fools invenshuns, an cum afore
my time ct that. l blames him for the hole
owe hit; alters tryiu tn be king fool, the
cussed ole-uever mind