The southern enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1854-1870, 1858-03-25
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Ii a fellow attacked my opinions in
print, would reply' Not I. Do ven
ihink J don't understand what my friend.
INC professor, long ago called Me hydyosfat.
&c f,orddor Of contropersys
Don't know what that meansa Well, f'iis
.,e zen you. I ou Know that you had a bent
~. t,'uoe' one arm OF which was of the size Of a
stem, and the other big enough TO hold
, ,he @ ocean, water should stand at the sans
helght IN one as in the other. CONTROVERSY
equalizes the fools and wise men in The -
same way--aad the fools know t.v So,
7 l4iatocrdt Of The BseaI5ast Table.
y $3.50 = 15ri --A- .-<scsN-.
NOT TO DE OUTDoNR.--An EnglisIman
and Yankee were recently disputinp. when.
lhe former sneeringly remarked Fortu.{
.pately the Americans could 90 no further
than the Pacific shore" The Yankee
scratched his prolific brain for an instant
and thus triumphantly replied: Why.
good gracious they're already leyelina the
Rocky Mountains, and car,ing tho dirt out
West. had letter last week from INV
cousin, who Is living 200 miles west of the
Pacific shore-on made land !" The Enc
glishman gave in.
TOBACCO Boys.-Tobaeco boys will mako
tobacco men, with tobacco mouths and 10
oacco teeth, and tobacco brea,hs, and tobac.
co pockets, and general tobacco smell a. !.
And, what is worse, they will have tobacco
lappetites, which will crave tobacco enough
IN their lifetime 10 feed them TO buy them
small farm and raise sm,ll, famiIy.-
iney VIII, moreover, spit tobacco all along
their way through life, 10 The ANNOYANCE Of
their neighbors and the displeasuie of their
wives and families.
a WOMAN called at a grocer's and asked
i"r quart OF vinegar. II was measured
o"l ana sne put 1t into gallon Jug. She
lhen asked for another quart to put into the
same vessel.
And why not ask for half gallon. and
have done with it ?" impatiently a,led the
grocer.
Och bless yer little soul" answered
Bridget, knowingly, isn't it for two that I
want it Z"
Tired OF TnEM.-A numbe, of the ciii-
zeEs OF Philadelphia, Pa, have pe,itioned
.he Legislature TO pass law prohibiting
iree negroes from coming into that State
hey say that they are subjected to trouble.
Inconvenience and expense, by such inflnx
including old negroes, set free by their mas,
ters, fugitive slaves, and other worthless dar-
kies, most of whom become public CHARGE
or a prey upon individual charity.
BUFFALO RuM.-It appears that the Ii.
9uor sold in Buffalo is perfectly orful."-z-
The Buffalo Advertiser gives the follow
ing description of it:~
"The brandy is poison--the whiskey Of
that variety known as hardware '-strych-
nine wond improve it--and the gin is kept
in glass bottles, simply because it would eat
through the slaves of barrel in fifteen
minutes"
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SHORT LESSON IN GRAMMAR
Said Annals preceptor, I" A kiss is n nom
Butteil me ifpropcr or conanao,.,n he cried.
With cheeks of vermillion, and eyelids cast
lis both common and ,,ropcr.n the mn.
pill replied.
Beautiful SIoHT.--A fond, confdinp
and trusting pair, with hearts ovcrflowinS
with love and purity, walking hand in hand.
Joyously and bushingly, modestly and hope.
fully down the chequered vale of life. is. in.
deed, beautiful sight.
TIE Louisville Journal is guilty of the
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According to orr Washington CORES.
pondent, Grow struck Kciit twice in the
face. First the eyes hadeh,. and then the
RoSe."
BnEEDrxe FIsu.-Mr. Upham Treat, of
Frankfort, Me, is stocking Shat,uck's Lake,
and others adjacent, with alew:ves shad,
bass and salmon. He has expended up- b
wards of $4,000 in the enterprise. ..5,,L
A YOUNG Irish girl, who was rendering
testimony against an individual in Court of !,
law, said al am sure lie never made his
mother smile" There is biography Of
unkindness in that sentence.
THERE is nothing purer than honesty;
nothing sweetert than charity nothing warm
er than love nothing richer than wisdom
nothing brighter than virtue; nothing moro
steadfast than faith. l ..s-
A vERDANT YANKeE seeing tile announce
ment in large letters, IN front of a bookstore,
/" Nothing to Wear Sold Here" exclaimed : y