Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1858-08-21
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MY eyesp said the Potato to the LEM,
! how bilious you look to-day! Your SIR -
as yellow as saffron What can be he mn.
ter 2, 7 s'..at- 4
Lnnos.-Acidity of stonach-a fap,;l,
Icomplaint of ours.' @A4i5
sPorAro.-Why DONE you take advice i
'LEMos;-AdVieel You know nav non
dear brother dropped of the other davv. r ~
without being allowed to rest on his nootb :
earth, his body was snatchea 10 bv ! man,has
oil the bar, who, Instead of acting legally d;s
sected him Enthusiastically cut him
All Tor the public geod,' SAID the rascal IS Ne
squeezed out poor LENS last gastric @iuiee,@
Take advice, qaotha! If he was not alloraa
to enter q plea IN bar. what may / exneet
from Doctors Commons q
PorAro.-Thats true I only hone MAJ
Lem. though he was in liquor at tie timc
had strength enough to give him d nunprh M.
der the ribs he was a rum customer to tha
last, no doubt-bnt / must say ! Yish. Ill
skin had bin fuller. Do you attend the rn.ef.
to-night2'
"LsMoN.-Tfeel rather soured at present !.
| met Runnitg-F Vine inst now with the irvi.
t~ations, and be hinted that there would IL
squeeze, IN which case I should decline 81
they might press me to furnish drink Tor HIS
c~omptny"-in fact, it is always so Hhe,fthav
call on anyof my family to; their aid, Blk
now to be serious, my sweet, sweet Potato
i You should go,let NE advise you not to al
yoarsslf into hot wafer; you'll be diished 70 8
certainty if you dos Onion the strcnsesz
fflen: you haveon earth, brought tears to NV
c ies by the bare recital Of what would lie ths
probable consequences Of your attendingit--
In case OF a row, pon1t both have TO striur.-#*
T t1aaj pf y Eayr%r,T.~ ,.,nLE,s sa...
he'll certainly excite some sort of syupathr.
whereas the removal Of your russell coaA
might attract more admiration than Dity -
Lovely in DEATH would thay sav-paKildla
MOI 5, &c. Indeed, for my own part, i think
YOU do look better III white. OH another
thing | would say: Keepos#s Of FH1orrse.R Raall.
ish's company; he will be sure to get int. 4
scrape. a greater one than he inaaglres, per-
haps-and as for Onion llon't let this leak
out.I ! fear the rope will end him. | SHOULD i
not like to get into a stew with hiIl--so,@
mum All here comes Plum and Pear
How savage they look
PEaK.-Hew are you, my dear Lemon
Do decide this question: between Plum, ana.
me On referring to Johnson, we find nv.
numerical value estimated aetwo. only, while
the r~ascatly Plum is set down for hundred
thousand. Il is too absurd there must be
some mistake
PLUM None. at all. Please tbreceilect.
Sir, THAI weigh a stone more thar you.#
'P~sAR,-FIola that / must beg leavesfo Sc
! cede.' age =#@ @=#5.
:LEnos.-stop this f~ruitless wrangling, d
I shall! be tempted oskln Yon boslh..ttp get al
the truth. I'm not IN siIsits AsN1er You.
Afr, Plum, no more or ypsr tart reu1aIkks and
Nr. Pear, i yoa wish lobe PRISE ,Yed tho .
| t,,. so,....At,,- -+4..%-s
friend Ras pte rry- How ID You## do, my Inc
fellow. a u where haze you been $50
NRasrBERRYt-In the most internal Jam yyois
ever saw ;ponhonor, t vas msuportalb!!s.
What's the news e.?
"LEMos.-There. is report which Bush,
has Kissed, quite current here.staat he served
You upsiu sweet style IasteYenirgg at teastablf
before q party Of ladies;s and the cream, 81
the joke is, that you were considerably dawn
u the mouth, s=#s #SSs #.
kAspBERa y.-Iere envy. YoasknnN he
cultivates the affections OF Miss Rose Cora
IiunT a sweet creature, by-the-by, and has
grown very much iately.l but finding that
she nreferred me-. he became satcy, which
fiaducedsme to beat him into aI@liysa and send
/ him ia that state to has frierHi V~ensipn, Wkg@
lives near Fulton Market
"LENoN.-I Puts his hands on his hips,aIFi
gutFawsJ Bravo What a isuany lia1bos
Satan yoa are. Bt,s<@ RFsas, bay YOU seenold
Gardener latelyq He'll give Yot, dieucesss
trimming when he meets you. Hssayys.YYoa
ought 10 have done sowing yeer ssfId.oatst
and that, although it goes against his Grain
to complain oI,your t~readitIg On his corus,she
can't stand it any longer, and must peach.
'RASrBEnRy.-Peach will be? nd are
these to be the fruits, Of my bearing With
him SO long! He has been picking at sos4fof
some time; and yeti it was but yesterday tn Il
ungratefuI old rake. thatI got him outSoIa n
SCRAP pc with Mfr. Horse Radish, who stteTa
Selling him by the nose, threw a 1uss-n1elr#5
on at lis head, exclaimingg " th an equestrian
Laugh; That ought TO make at leass, one q
mango. Aud go he did, that's certain, ali# TIC
squash =,
iess.' ~ #sss
Enthusiastically no means. No one
knows better than Gardener thatHorse had
)ish shoots like the devil in the spring. and
one fall he has already received from nun
| It would be unreasonable To- Bufdror
the subject, for here comes Mrs ITee,lW no
seems to weara pery cypressy !ook..*.a
Mas. TREE.-Good morning, ensiefaen.-z@
You have heard no datibt, that ! nave n ioas 81
those young limss Of mine. Well 2 ln 81
it's for the best. Ofspfings are 9 gfeAstfol,=
! ble.a and expense, and, to speak the TRUTH
should pine more at the loss5o my fT1akt--
Fine growing weathet. this. Adieo!.
PEAp-Pine more & | should say shesis
one nj the pi~ne-knots. THERE'S very llttleo y
the weeping willow about her,.
LEMoa.-No, the stingy old creatnreisN
doubt she'd have been cut doWn.byf me 10y,
of her. trunk-she'd have been chor.ishea
then. Instead IF piniag, she talks sprassa
than ever. / don't beIiaye she even went g
the expense Of having lie p,or l le 8
inocuIated; a very LITTLE mater would haye
given them succor. She saidt he esasI , aas
She was trying to bark on them " xoa
here comes Aspen. Aspen, Why 50 asl1a31.
4a-..a,4L:.a t. e4-a - in.ihp wind