The south-western. [volume] (Shreveport, La.) 1852-1870, 1857-03-04
Per a,,ex dea.h nassre resDec.s Ter inter-


her face. and d drowned man apaa hes back
The noblest part 81 4 human beifg ~ the head
buttI,e man he'd u liable % baGae4zs women
IL never bald. Tie mans fare ~ oftttn made
80 BIZ a most odfoas beard. and 30 eoaesed VIII
sordId hairs, thai Il j scarcely 70 BE dfstsn'
quished from the fares Of niih b-ast; Ia
woman, on tlse otfer hard. the face alFsayS r.
mains pure ard decent. Fortb&s reason Eon11sa
we're, by tie laws " The twelve tables. sofbta-
den 10 rub their cheeks lest hair Shouts gro"
and obscure their busting aqodestg- 5aE tie
most evident proof of the innate purity OF tie
female sex lis thata woman haYIEg on>e wash
ed Is ciean, ard If sne wash IN sseeonS water
will bot soil u. but tsrat man ii neVeF clean
though lie should wash it In ten sacsezsl4e
waters he will cloud and infect tasm az
There u to necessary connection 5Atwean
witty or even humorous IDEAS aaa ? eoft5orta~
bic state 0f mind swift vas unhappy and
johnson aaorose. though both we're CREST wiz
Hood vas extremely subject to Low sPiFi,s. anti
CooDer. It Is well known, wrote john Gs Pia.
not becaase liz was IN 4 merry raeoa. 5S5ut To
"kesp aD" against h5s hzb5taal tefffes'cy ty
a melancholy. Ljsson, the greate3t, 5f eohte at
tors. suffered extremely from mental dspres,,
sion and L4yaaaa Blanchard. ene VI PGnch "
best haaor5sss. blew his own brains oa1, leaT~
inZ Doavias JerroId 10 finish the fs7noss Can
ele Lectures" which the former ha4 bryan.
With th+ single exception Of Swift. "5o;# @s A
disappointed politician. these mea we're I'll III |
. valls. whose anira4t spirits we're implied By
disease, ann who themselves groaned over The /
"hapDg faneies7 Which set the rest Of tlr= world
4 laughing.
i husband Lost du:ifaJ and 5e5oged wife, /
The loss flied his mind with GRIT; and IN biz /
despalr, be would have slain himself with bis
dag1rr, hid nos his friends prevented hitn.-
Disappointed, but ssiII furious, h. dashed his
head against tie wall, determined to sers death
III some way, ~ Az 10 jim his brIoTed oae Il
was With great officially that II Was appeaaed.
and persuaded 10 eonsalt the sage Socrates,
and seek advice and consolation ri! 9bS hands,
He did 70. and The philosophers only answer
was. 'eonc again II elghE months" IL the
end Of that time, hedid not come; fos--hebad
married again! sa. Il
An old philosopher, when asked what was
the proper age for marrying, gave this evil
dence: Young men. not jet; old rgen, hev-
er." 4 correspondent wishes TO know the pro-
per age Tor commencing ''coartsbi2," We
answer, wait till you find suitable person to
court. When yoar heart truly tells yoa, yog
lose, then begin, bat not before. B3G. as ~c
perceive you stand in 8er5 N lltt!. further
advice, We warn you TO oe prudent noe 10
think Of eogytsbip Till ron have jons attained
your years VI discretion, and are 10 ia co1di-
lion To make 4 young person happy.
i child was once called 10 make choice from
p nest of kittens, MI but The chosen o1e beH4
doomed to b. drowned. The trader Ifltle
creature seemed TO hesitate in her cifc5ce, IAN
til her mama said, II tb5ak we' u save this one,
which was accordingly done. Shortly after sEe i
po,Her was confined Of twins. and one day 4be IL
eIdyr child was ssen looking In9ensLg 3nto die =,
cradle. What are YOU doing there" asked 81
her mamma, "Sage this one, mamma. was sd
The reply, At the SANG time ps:fIBs The roSsesg n
baby ou the eHeek. v
4 poor woman went 10 An eminent bgt e. =
,entre surgeon to- inquire The proper treatment IA
'or s0nae bodily rOund "Put Oh 4 cata- n
,Izsm," WAS the answer. But, doctor. it's fJr III
; I1tjc child" "Tbsn pat On kitten plasra-" c'
4 person Of the name Of Fish, bavjBY made -,
. short trip in balloon. ON coming again on ii
ezra Gfma. was seizeG with swoon. 4 GIN
ien,an asking one oG The crowd collected around Get
what WAS The matter, was answered. '?Notbing
,ut fat fish who has been out Of his PROPER en-
.Iemrnt"
FonteneIIe, at the age Of ninety-segen, after Sal
aging many ania5Ie and gallant things 10 the lar
'ouug and bcauifUi Nine Hcigetjns. passgd pei
Ter once without perceiyjBg her, "5ee,} said No.
he, "how | ought to value your g4j;zntries, ~
,ou pass me wiIhou: even JoOkinz al to@,"-- 81
Madame, :" said the old man, If he'd !ook- za
4 as yoa. coaj4 not have passed." vii
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