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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-11-28
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One hundred dollars will DE paid 10 any
Physician who eau prove that the Medicine
ever injured Patient aud the testimony oil
thousands can be produced TO prove that 1t
does great good. Cases Of from one week To
thirteen years standing have been effected.
The mass Of VOLU.NT.1RY TESTIMONY in
possession Of the Proprietor, Vouching III viI-
tues and curative powers. - immense. embra-
cling names well known 10 SCIENCE IND
FAME
100000 Bottles HaUe been Sold
aud not a sirgIe msiarce OF l3iure has been
reported
Personally appeared before me, an Alder.
man Of the City ol lhiladci phla, n. !. helm
BOLD, Chemist, who beng duly sworn, does
say, that his preparation cCntaIns no Narcotic,
Mercury OF injurious Drug, bat are purely We
gctabIe.
Is + HELMBOLD, Sole Manufacturer.
Sworn aud subscribed before me this BIRD VI
November, 1894.
Nm P. HIBB.fRD, Alderman.
Price > per Bottle, or Sir for 80, de.
iUered 10 any address,,
accompanied by reliable and responsible Ger
tifcates from Professors OF Medical Colleges,
CIergymeD aud others. Prepared and sod by
H. T HELuB0LD,
Practical and Ansly tcai Chemist
No SO South Tenth street, below Chestnut,
Assembly Buildings, Philadelphis, Pa.
IL TO be had of T.. &. WilIrsGs aud Chas.
Harper, ShePherdslown,-T. ID. Hammond,
Usrrer's Ferry,-L NJ Smith, C!.srlestown,
aud Of oil Druggists and Dealers throughout
the United States, CaDadas aud Briiish Pro-
VInces.
H. Beware Of Couptrrf,its-s for HELM
BOZ De, take 10 oihrT- Cures Guarantsed..sU
June ~, 1881. Sly
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CARRIERS SPANISH MIXTURE!
ScrOfulOuS Reader !

It cured the neice Of the Hon. John Minor
Bolts, a member of Congress, from Virginia, OF
Scrofua, after the ski'lo of the best Physicians
both Of New York and Philadelphia, had been
tried in vain and it will cure you, reader Ii
vnn are so Affected.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-11-28
Price 25 Cents.

THE Author of the above volume is grad
! uate cf one of the first medical schools IN
the United States and having devouled quar-
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-11-28
MARRIAGE GUIDE.

Marriage Guide, By DR.. I'm. Young.
Marriage Guide, 6y Dr. HIN. Young.
Marriage Guide, by DR.. I'm. TOu"g.
MarriGge Guide, Gy DR.. Him. Young.
Mdrriage Guide, Jy Dir. HIN. Young.
Narriage Guide, IN DR.. HIM. Young.
Marriqge Guide, by DR.. HIM. TOung.
MARRIAGE GUIDE-YOUYG's GREAT
MI Puvs,o,ocIcu WoRK: TIE POCKET
FSCTjI .9pJUS or Every One his own Doc
tor, by WIN YoUSc, NJ. d. 1t is written ~
plain language for the general reader, and is
illustrated with upwards Of One Hundred En-
cravings. All young married people. or those
Contemplating marriage, and having the least
impediment 10 married life, should read this
book. II discloses secrets that every one
should be acquainted with still, it i book
that must be kept locked up, and not lie about
the house. II will be sent 10 any one Oh the
receipt OF twenty-five cents. Address Dr.
WIN. YOUNG, l52 Spruce street, above
Fourth, Philadelphia, Pa.
February %, 1851. Ia -ly
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-11-28
JOY TO THE AFFLlCTED!!!

II cures Nervous and Debilltated Sufferers, aud
removes all the symptoms, among which
will be found hdispCsiuon 10 EAertioh, Loss
orPoner, Loss of Memory, DIFFICULTY OF
breathing. General Weakness, Horror Of
Disease, Weak Nerves, Trembling, Dread
full Horror of Death, Night SwealS, Cold
Feet, Wakefulness, Dimness OF VISION, Lam
guor, Universal Lassitude oil the Muscular
system, Often Enormous Appetite, with
Dyspeptic symptoms, Hot hands' lGshlng
of the Body, Dryness Of the Skin, Pallld
Countepance and Eruptions on the Face Pain
in the Back Teavmess of The Lyeids, Fro
ouently Black Spots flying before The Eyes,
with Temporary Suiiuslon and Loss Ol Sight
Want of attention, Great Mobility, Restless
ness. with Horror of Society. Nothing is
more Desirable to such Patients than SolI-
tude, and nothing they more Dread Tor fear
of themselves no Repose of Manner, 10
Earnestness, no Speculation, but Hurried
Transition from one question 10 another.
These symptoms,if allowed TO 90 on-whch
his medicine Invariably removes soon fol-
lows LOSS or P0UER, EfTUITY, And
EPHEPTIC FITS-n one Of which the pa
tent may expire. Who can say that these cx
cesses are not frequently followed by those
direful diseases INSANITY IND CON-
SUMPTIOh'l The records Of the INSANE
.iSlI J.NS, ana the melancholy deaths Dy
CONS yIP ton, bear ample witness 10 the
truth Of these assertions In Lmatic Asylums
the most melancholy exhibition appears. The
coun;enancc Is actually sodden and quite deS-
tltute-nether MIrth or Grief ever visits il.
Should sound Of the voice occur, it is rarely
artcIate.
'WIth wotui measures wan despair
Low sulen sounds his grief beguled."
Debility is most terrible and has brought
thousands upon thousands TO untimely graves,
thus blasting the ambition Of many noble
youths. 1t eau be cured by the use OF this
lNFALLlBLE REMEDY.
Ifyou arc suffering with any OF the above
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and save Long Suffering, Money and Expo
sure, by sending or calling for bottle Of this
popular and SPECIFIC Remedy.
1t allays all pain and Inflammation, is per-
fectIy pleasant III It's taste and odor, but imme-
dlate i'm IFS action
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-11-28
;;.25 W 1T N d SIS E S
: OR, THE
= FORGER CONVICTED.

JOHN S. DYE, is THE AUTHOR,
q Who has had 10 years experience as
X Banker and Publisher, and Author OF II Sc
= ries Of Lectures at the BroadrcGy ldbe'ndcte,
3 when, for Ten successive nights, over
as $4,000 People 50 greeted him with
rounds of applause, while he exhibited the
- manner in which Counterleiters execute
- their Frauds, and the Surest and Shortest
Means of Detecting them
. THE Bank Note Engrauers all say
"that he is the greatest Judge Of Pa
. per Money living.
. GREATEST Discovery OF The PRES
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Detecting Counterfeit Bank Notes,
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n Counterfeit in Circulation
Arranged so admirably, that REFERENCE
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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-11-28

impeachment to marriage-neryous and sexual
infirmities, diseases Of the skin, and those arr
sing from abuse of mercury.
Take Particular Notice.
Thee is an evil habit sometimes INDUCED in
by boys, in solitude, often growing up with
them 10 manhood and which, If not reformed
in due time, not only begets serious obstacles
to matrimonial happiness, but gives rise TO a
serie, of protractet, lnsldious, and devastating
affections.
Few of those who give way to this PERM
cious practice are aware of the consequences
until they find the nervous system shattered,
feel strange and unaccountable sensations, and
vague fears in the mind. (See pages 81, %,
90, of DR.. KS book on "Sell- Preservation.
The unfortunate thus affected become feeb-
lie. is unable to labor with accustomed vgor or
to apply his mind TO study, his step is tardy and
weak; he is dull iIresolute, and engages even
in his Sports with less energy than usual.
If he emancipate himself before the practice
has done its worst, aud enter matrimony hls
marriage is unfruitful, and his sense tells him
that this is caused by his early folles.
These are considerations lrhich should Gtoaken
the attention Of all rohO are similarly situated.
Remember,
He who places himself under DR.. Kinkelin's
treatment, may religiously confide in his honor
as a gentleman, and rely upon the assurance,
that the secrets of DR.. KS patients will never
be disclosed.
Young man-let no false modesty deter you
from making your case known 10 one who,
from education and responsibility, can certain
ly beiriend you.
DR.. KinkeEins residence has been for the last
twenty years at the n. w. Corner of Third
and Union streets, Philadelphia, Pa.
Patients at a distance
Can have (by stating their case explicitly, To-
gether with all their symptoms, per letter, en-.
closing a remittance) DIR. KS medicine, ap-
propriated accordingly.
Forwarded 10 any part Of the United State:
and packed secure from D.4.N.4GE or Curl
OSITY, by Mailor Express.
Read Youth and Manhood
a Vigorous Life or Premature Death, KinksltH
on !fPreserpatiOn-Oniy p Cents.
Letters containing that value in stamps, will
insure a copy per return of mail.
GRATIS GRATISl! GRATIS /!
A Free GIFT TO all.
MIS- cry r Ellie Y E d
"Nature's Guide" new and popular Work
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TO any post Office in the United States, on re-
ceiving an order enclosing two postage stamps,
July %, 1857. 36-ly
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-11-28

Ter or q CPIIlUIJ 10 viz
study and treatment OF
Syphilis and kindred
disorders as a speciality,
be has come possessed of
most invaluable informa-
nation in regard to the
same and is able TO COM
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-11-28
AFFLICTED READ
DILL d l. l. p II A MEDICAL
| HOUSE.-EstabIished twenty-five
wears ago by DIR. KLNKELLN; corner Of
Third and Union Streets, Philadelphia, Pa.
twenty-five Years

Experience has rendered DR. K most sue
cessful practitioner in the cure Of all diseases
of private nature, manhoods debility, as All
impeachment to marriage-neryous and sexual
nfirmities, diseases Of the skin, and those ari-
sing from abuse of mercury.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-11-28
DerangementS of the Liver 6 Stomach,


are sources Of insanity. Fromisorder dor OBJ
struction a morbid action of the sympalhtlce
and other nerves follows, and the functions of
the brain are impaired and deranged; derange-
ment there will also produce diseases OF the
heart, skin lungs and kidneys. 1t Is owing TO
the same cause that thousands die with Chole-
ra. Bilious or Yellow Fever, and that most
baneful disease, Consumption.
The general want of success in treating DIS
eases of the liver and stomach, has not been
deficiency of pathological knowledge OF their
functions-but Of suitable compound that
would act upon the disease and all the sympa-
thetic affections. That has been gained IN these
Bitters and they can be used by persons with
perfect saiety-as they at no time debllitate the
patient, but give strength and increase the ner-
Yous energy They can be taken at all times
and under all circumstances. No ordinary en-
posure will prevent them having salutary eff
feet, and no bad effect can result from all over
dose.
If patients will persevere in the use Of this
remedy and Ise it strictly according TO dlrec-
lions, it will cure the foregoing diseases in eve
nv instance, if not beyond the power Of medl-
cine; it has caused many to enjoy the blessing OF
renewed health, and in many desperate and a
bandoned cases, perfect and radical cnre.
Persons advanced in Life,
and feeling the hand of Time weighing heavily
upon them, with all lis rttendant ills, will Ind
in the use of the Biters an Elixir that will In
still new life into their veins; restore, in mea-
sure, the energy aud ardor of more youthful
DAYS; build up their shrunken FORMS and give
health and happiness to their remaining years.
1t is well established fact that fully one
half of the female portion of our population,
are seldom in the enjoyment of good health, or
10 use their own expression 'never feel well,
They are languid, devoid of all energy, en-
tremely nervous, and have no appetite. 10
this class of iDvaidS these Bitters are especial
" recommended. Their peculiar tonic and H.
MIGRATING properties render them invaluable
i'm such cases
Persons visiting districts harrassed annually
with FEVER AND AGUE, or any FEVER OF Bill
,ous nature, will find that by the timely use OF
one or two bottles, they Will not in one IN
stance take the disease, as the Bitters will re-
novate and strengthen the system, and carry
the bile off in its natural channel. Prevention
is better than cure.
i
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-11-28
MALE OR FEMALE,

from whatever cause they may have origina-
ted, AND NO MATTER OF now LONG STANDING,
giving Health and Vigor 10 the Frame, and
Rloom 10 the PaIlid Cheek.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-11-28
HELNBOLD'S GEnTIII PREPARATION

For Diseases of the Bladder, Kidneys, Gravel,
Dropsy, Weaknesses, Distractions, Secret
Diseases, Female Complaints, and all
Diseases of the Sexual Organs,
arising from Excuses and lmprudencies in
life. and removing all Improper Discharges
from the Bladder, Kidneys, or Sexual Organs,
whether existing in
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-08-22
HOWARD ASSOCIATION !
PHILADELPHIA.
imp 0rtant Announcement.

ITO alt pcrSons afflicted with Sexual Diseases.
4 s0ch as SPEEMATORRHNA, SEMI
NAm,W WEAkNESS, IMPOTENCE, CDN0P-
RHUA, GLEET, SYPHILIS, lhs Vice Of
OAANiSN, or &ELF-ABGSE &c, SC.
The HOWARD A@SOCl hrION, in view
Of the awiJl destruction oi lumRa lie, caused
by Sexual diseases, and the dcceniions p.aC-
tsed upon the unfortunate yictim5 Of such
diseases by Qlacks, have directed their Con-
suItin8 Surgeon, as 4 CHA&TA3nE ACT
worthy OF their name, to give MEDICAL AD-
VICE GRATIS, 20 all persons jhus afflicted,
VINO apply by leue~. with q description OF their
condition, GAGE, occupation, hahs Of life, &C.,
and IN case O. extreme poverty and suffering
ITO FUENlSA MEDICINES FREE OF
CHARGE.
The Howard Association is a benevolent IN
>ttuiion, established by special endowment, fer
the relief Of the sick and distressed, afflicted
with Firuicnt aud Epidemic Diseases 1t has
now suplu5 Of means, which he Directors
have voted to eXpend in advertising the above
notice. Il is needless to aid that the Assoca-
ton commands Inc highest Medical skill Of the
age, and viii furnish the most approved modern
treatment.
Jgst Published, by The Association, Report
on 3Pcrmlto'rh@o, OF Seminal Weakness, the
wee Of Onan,m, MasturOatjon or Sel,AbUsc,
aud otPer Diseases OF .he Sexual Organs, Nv me
Consulting Surgeon, which will be sent by
mail, Gin sealed envelope) FREE or
CHARGE, or The receipto, TWO STAMPS
for postage.
Address, D., GEO. Il. CALHOUN, Con
Suldng Surgeon, Howard Association, No. 2
South NINTH Street, Philadelphia, Pa. BY
order Of the Directors
| GEO. FAIRCHlLD, Secretary.
EZRA d. HEART W ELL, President
! June 6, 1857. 29-lv
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-08-22
IEOONs.

!
a lady writer III the last number OF the
Messenger Jumps INTO me hoops, ana a
says as sne survey ''e'. D.'i.'
me- l,ie'.i nan a'.'1tiy I 80 aJ'' ,i ~ ,,Ii ., ,o - " ,',i
~ /" ''l.' u~J '"O l'oIu ,'t: WIZ '"Ne a""y VIC
o'a'e,y Vi 'l'1 LiN's 0,"a'1In;s I ,; .a,, @oou
'o'' ~ ~ ,Ia ''',' ~ - ~ a.J. ;taI;
;.o' a;.oJ ',,,' 49,, ~, o";o;om &c tho roonno,
taI0r rIoarIv 81 1etata 70 booos
ArcorJing 70 Iate adyices "a nrobo-
Mo ,ba, ,,o boons v.ir No t.ten o,yav bo.
Caro Ionr 'Thd Javs ,n,roacb wbe1 the
ladies VIII ba lsnE IN short wai,rs and
M rr;n,I;na m % r,,,rooo, &c Lras.
Ifno3 ,;,l, ovb;I;ro[;nr ,,o,nn, ,rTI no
IInngor oL.,cnct tho n,iblic thoror..tf,ros
powevcr there Is Is Iona an ;ntapy,I bo.
tween ,be anraoronca and ro.onoo,r,ncp
or coma,s SneaEino ofcome,s will anv
one tell us what has become NJ that com.
ct which was to burn the world M on the
18th Of last June
A hundred and Grtv wears ago. her era-
cious Haies.v Qacen Anne waddIed be-
| fore her lovinr subjects, arraycd in hoons
and broeade. She set the fashions, and
also cured K;nc's evil: that is. these
thinrs were done by person protesting
to be Ooeen Anne, but so hoopcd around,
hrocaded and head dressed, that it was
/ ijmrOsaibla 10 say whether the thing called
Anna was really iastinc! with life, or a
mass of millinery and mantuI making.
worked by machinery. The hoops went
ont with her gracious Majesty, and slept
a sleep Of a century and half. 1t will
1 be another century and half, we hone,
before thew are heard of again. Accord
inc 10 King Solomon, the thing tha. is, is
| that that has been, and the thing that has
been, is that that will be, About the
wear 1000, the danes and damsels will
probably expand once more, and, very
likely. some iuvention will. bv that time.
enable the ladies to initiate their booDs
with gas. SO that they can answer all the
purposes Of balloons, which they so much
resemble How delightful What a
L,,|' M - - 'o, ., ,.- ~ 80 -. 49, ' .,o-.'
,r so ro,' CO. ,,,,'. r,1 ,L,o y; I 5,I VA
o ,Io C cooi iJ hIro ',r TJ Wnn,In, w. % 'bo ~.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-08-22
THE YOUNG WIDOW.
BY ROBERT JOSSELYN.


She is modest but not bashiul,
Free and easy bat not bold,
Like an apple 'iP' and mellow
not 100 young anu n'' 100 GU )
HaH I"'I',H5' nan ''Pa.s''e'
'O" "o'@nc'NB' al" 40" IA ,
There is danger in her eve.
one mas S'ua''d human nature
one IS sc"0o''o III al. I's' az %
She mas taken neF d.P,om''
IS '4' mistress 0I all "''r's'
one can 'o'l We very m'"o"'
" "en 10 sign ana ""'n 10 S"'I'' ,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-08-22

VINO FIRE DAT Gun !--During lato
thunder storm at Greenville, S. c., the
Tightening struck mill, knocking over
two negroes who were at work in it. As
soon as lhey regained their feet, the frs
exclamation of one Of them, in great sur
prise, was "1cho fired dat gun 2''
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-08-22

Bacon says his stcp-molber was so
fond Of walIoping the family, 'hat if all
The children had been wash-tubs, lhero
would not have been a whole bottom III
the house
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-08-22

A FINE LADY.-She had certainly
some qualities TO shine in fashionable
circle. She bad a plenty of apathy, was
IolerabIv illllerale; was brilliantly VAN,
and ferGIely cap7icious; acquissced with
syorv ore and diffused universal smiles.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-08-22
Trnc and Falsc HONOR.


College, Va, January 27, 1887, delivered
in the College Church, March p, 1857,
by B. NJ. Smith, D. D., Professor in
Union Theological Seminary, Va.
The Scriptures correct The false rules
of conduct which human authority enior-
ices. Among men, there is none which is
more inconsonant with sound moral prin-
ciple than the, so called, Code of Honor.
The natural right and law OF seif-preser-
vauon and sell-defence against ATTACKS on
life, is perverted to justify defence Of
that which is termed dearer than life, by
acts Of violence and b.oOdshed, whether
Of the deliberate murderer in the duel, Or
the reckless brawler in re street fight.
There is true honor and there IS a
false honor. The former is that WORTH
ness Of respect aud praise for well being
and well doing, which is the need OF true
virtue. It's, TO its possessor, the Iesd-
|mony of a conscience void Of offence to-
ward God and man. And as il finds lis
elements in truth, justice and virtue, SO it
is, essentially, a principle Of obedience 10
law. False honor is distinguished from
true, rather by that which fosters it, for
'N1 o''0' s''I'1'-''o''' u ''1' ''0''''''5 }"
"'h7Ic. rs I'To' S'''io'' 10 i'u'l'1 ~ as
/ OF conduct Is the popular opinion, right or
wrong. Il disIegard5 all laws, human or
u''i"0' ""lOn |on"'0' "''n VIZ '@r' @c . W
C"''o'N' - '"'o VIC oo'i Po'I'.oI' ~ u, WV
IOllo' 1'' 4"'''"0' 'n''l' " ,1J INV" a''J wi
iiaIuIe WIZ" 'HG Dl'li0. in,'s,'9, "
''JoS, hII, :; 'l'' "'''IIs ,no.sg onJ f,;hC
l'oSa' .1t,''' -. ,s nonno, 5o t,oInnoL
Is'S' a,o 1,9 " l''9, ,t. - I-'''T' Tt1 ~
y S,..:I.. ~ r,a oI.,nJ. a..
"na ,g,' Ug,it ~ ahovo ronroa,b f,r i,s son-
St,I,;,;a1 Ti, ora IN nergi,ns - ,ha m,I,onirr
80 .!,a y,n,nrs .nI ,ha insolanca ~ ,hs
ra.I
- ''' uAr honest sensible and wslI-brcd man
viii moi insult me, and no other can"
Into the commission of false honor, all
qualities enter, which ally US with devils
Revenge, malice, haired, strife, fear o
the wicked, disobedience to God defiance
of just laws, selhshness and pride, are
its traits. 1t is easily hurt for II is every
where Vulnerable 1t hndS offences IN
mere words ana has'ehs TO resent lnJu-
rles which wise men pass by with con-
tempt and leave TO REBOUND on nasty as
saiiants'
True honor culIIvaies the noble and en-
nobIlng elements OF human character F.;
false degrades man the savage IN revenge
and the ruluan IN maAce' True honor
promotes conformity 10 me La" o' God :;
iaIse' SETS Ills La" al aehance' rue
honor ao!aos his decisions iaise' aOIdes
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-08-22

SouATTER SovREIGNTY.--rho entrance
OF SIX full dressed ladies into a large om-
ni5us, and taking exclusive possession
thereof, while eighteen spare gentlemen
are foIciblY expelled.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-08-22
SOUTHERN PROTECTION
I5J8IIBG COMPANY
ALEXANDRIA, VA.
C.jl! ocer 100000 and constanng in
creasns. e&1

'NGG CHATTER ofthis Company offers moro ia
D. yara'.s 9dVaDta ,es 10 the farmer and 9th
ors g.-l .-y other Company chartered in the
,.l's. "' lsu.lao Win or without premium
nutt, . tc 2'pNvan, prefer. he can pa; the
'riI auaEn, OF ,He premium in cash or by Ct
iecuu- cash Insurance for two years, the ~
sEgs! saves onC-ciSGln OF the amount nc would
Otherwise .ayc 10 pay; or by becoming a mem
.-g and giving small premium note, TIE IN
.yEfD SAVES EEACLY ONE HALF OF TIE AMOUNT
."tnaG0 Ey SrOCE CouPANtEs, when insuring
.r.0 yeac to yea'. This is the adYantage re-
u.tNE from .ue combination Of tnc
CASH And MUTUAL PRINCIPLE.
This Company commenced issuing Policies
against loss or damage by fire on the 10th day
Cd. March, 1851 since which time over thiy',
Erc .aDIreG persons have insured and become
members oltas Company. Having trebled oJr
business during the past year, we feel CRATE
-ui Tor tao liberal patronage bestowed upon
..s Company l.us far, and for lis hatter'ng
prospects OF .G,uCe usefulness. The Directors
cope aa~ believe that by prudence, caution aod
a. r.,. system Of economy, that Will esiaUiisG
-.r this Company reputation for cheapness
Hnl safety, a2t sacpaosed by any Company in
.., United States.
al differences in settlement of losses may
De determined by three disintcrested ArLitra-
..-- 0. tie County where such loss happened
F.. Do mutually chosen b. the insured and the
Company Losses promptly adjusted and
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-08-22

A woman quarEelling with her bus
band, told him she believed if she was 10
die, be would marry lhe devils daughter.
"TLe law does not allow man to marry
two sisters" replied the tender husband
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-08-22

"Uoops and the Equator---Crino.Enc
aud the EQuinoctial line--God bless en- :
The one eucircles the earth, the othcI the
hcaYcns ~
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-08-22

There is fellow "down east who
has soul so small, tha, dozen Of them
might hold a jubilee in a pint cup and
never hear Of one another.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-08-22

A doctor up town gave the following
prescription for sick lady a few days
since. a new bonnet a cashmere
shawl, and a patr Of Gailer boots g. Ire
ladv recovered Immediately.