Minnesota weekly times., 1857-05-09


the bottle but don't get it.)
B. Pho personalities will be allowed on
this occasion, so pray don't be so very schnap-
pish. In this, our first grand gathering, we should
seek to nculcate the principle of religion. Don't
we all belong to the church?
j. P. O.-You have drank the dram attic skie-
damn schnapps till you're as schnappish as Wolf
himself. Your wolf in sleeps clothing, (tail-
or's bill unsettled) and your Sunday pager proves
it. s'Shut up old boy-dry up"
B. P.--Speaking Of Tailor's bills unsettled,
presume from your name that yours are in the
same condition: like things proved wide Lock-
jaw.) l like good sproof' '-proof spirits.
j. P. OIL" copy " after you in that, old
hoss.
3. P.-Well, then, to business. Where's Door,
lock and old Beta?
Je WIGLIKINs.-I saw them up the street just
now. -
; AAL.---What were they doing?
Je Misunderstanding refreshments.
ALL.--Je Wilkins the deuce they were.
Up. o. Aside and 6ercely) y)--False to me--to
me j. p.
A curse on all her tribe, from ssLttle Six" to
seventy six.
Big Ingun me, to be thus sighted so!
B.P.--What ails John p?
He starts and grunts and grunts and
starts;
ne surely LAS Ln0 CQOllcs NOW see
His eyes in fine frenzy rolling.
A little r. R. would help him.
All--What Railroads that?
B. Pho Railroad, fools
You surely have not seen good schools
mean Railways Relief.
Rotary MILLs--Ha! Ha saw off my leg!
j. P. C.-7stakes black bottle from bis pock-
et-throys back his head and puts
it to his mouth--Ka- chpg = Ka-
chug !--Ka-chug
B. Ponce more to business. What spirits
have you consulted on this occasion?
j. P. O.--(Reviving) 1 have as usual, pint
bottle of gipJ drink it for mine infrmities-
see the gOut in the calf Of my left leg!
YELRs.-When you drink, yoq drink alone
Who treated you to that bottlet
j. P. O.--When you speak of (hic-up) ours
(hie-up) your yelps lhic-ups) turn into barks
(hic-up.)
cold dog Tray"
B. P.-Order, gentlemen; you must conAne
yourselves to the subject.
WNTERs.--If you don't stop your guggling soon,
you'll all be subjects for the Coroner.
B. P.-Come, come Winters! don't be 90 very
graue in your remarks. You get the church pa
tronage and I'll got the liquor saloons.
Suppose the man with the poker does assail US,
Well fight as the people of Mapkato did
Against the men with hatchets
ALL.-Thats all a lie---they didn't fight.
WINTERs.-Well, then, they meant to.
.e You all know they bad reasons for
IT, their fears
Aad they went to ight.
Did we not even announce that
There was up there in esrnest-s
70 blanket?
~ The quality of an Injun's mercy
Is never strained-nOr is his maple
augar.
You know full well as can tell
aaa1 Of the scenes at Spirit Lake befel.
ALL.-O, pshaw that's down In Iowa
What odds to US if settlers quake =
Away. away, at Spirit Lake.
We've naught to do with that
WNrzRs.-Then at Springfield too, when death
Il And Couriers come and bring the
news,
This-this is q thing for jeers and
sneers.
o} O. shame, where is thy blush
B. P.-We'll have no more of this.
Who sounds disunion here, q traitor.
Gorman brought the seed you know
And through the streets the grass must
grow
p The KIND we know not.
Je WILLKNs.-Pve heard twas oats for asses.
And that they ere consumed
already, aa
Before the snow is off the
ss ground.
RoTARY MnLs-I would have ground it long
.c ago, 2 @
tl But one of my screws came out
too soon -"
We had to eat it raw.
= J. P. O.-Thst accounts for your looking 20
"a very slim
The time your portraits were exhib-
tied
By Times Mirror up the street.
ie thought
40 Your diet rather poor one, or else
You had had an attack Of the Night
-nrs - Mare--- ss cset 81
b ~ You certainly did not feel your oats,
Nor frisk about like little goats
Just ready for the slaughter.
But grim and staid you ran along
81 With nary laugh and nary . song.
Tr A aa1 Behind old Bets daughter!
ROTARY MnLs.-Put bride on that old sof
horse''-
= & He'll kick presently. Bot IL
asa& leao he does 81 sesa is
He'll crack his toee % 81
g And then who knows,
81 esq .-l tIa The fate Of one 70 viokod