Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1857-03-04

~ journeyman pastry cook named Gales NJ
con,rvng to eute The vigilance of T." or three sem
lries by brushing past them when their backs were
turned got into The palace Of the Tui'eres and was
proceeding up stairs The servants ran after the in.
trud-r, who became very violent, and insisted upon
seeing his cousin. On being asked who his cousin
was, he replied the Emperor" 1t turned out that
the man had only left the hospital Of the Hotel Diem
two hour. brf.rr after having heen treated for ser
oi,s Illness and nn dnnbi is entertained that he is not
in snunt state OF mind. lie was taken 10 lunalic
asylum.
~ FRASxLls's indnmitable rond hnmonr did as
much FIR his country in The old Congress as ADAMS
FIRE nr JEFFERsoN's wisdom.
ny" Snch was he known .1actnsss and yeracily
nr Warrington in business matters. that every barrel
Of flour which horr the hrRnd nf "Genrge Washing
,nn Noun, Vernon" was rxemnted from the other.
vie uniform Inspection in the West Indian ports
tsszy' Snme onr writing from Bnson savs that coughs
are .o prevalent there that upon the meeting Of &C.
onainfancss in the street, instead of the usual greeting.
they invariably say " How is vonr cough!" and the
reply invariably ia, "Ahnnt the same"
sg Poets may know The pleasure Of Poetic pains.
hnf it remains fer The reader 10 experience the agony
Of them So says rid Knick.
E new definition for the word "STRAiGHT'
FoRwARD:" Bessie. my loue. will you be mine 2
Ye.. dearest Fred. uin be thine.
~ Another; the word TO he defined heing " RE-
PRoAcH:" A dogs coress on The hand which has just
| struck him.
te third for the word "DupLIcIrY:" The
spendthrirs heir ,cishing his elderly relative many
happy ncD years.
ry Come here, little ones, and guess this riddle:
Behold in me. when all complete,
A fish that many love 10 pnf,
Bur il vnu take away my head,
cHm'rnis crnwd app-srs instead;
BrhoId Unrr mnrr-I make dnlbt,
But yon will quickly find me out"
- And our very deur. goud housewives would
dn we'll to cut out this recipe for removing grease
spots:
This receipt received of An intimate friend.
Which, we'll knowing lis merits, Frc thought fit to
send
In vrrsiiied firm, for the ladies' to use,
Should occasion require, That q, if they choose.
have tried il myself ~ilH ~ cess on n bonk.
On glove. on a coat. and a dress whrh nnr cook
Wore for mnn,hs.-lhe best thing could try on
you'll say
And cl"anpd them with ease in the following wny
lProcnred q large piece Of fine flannel, quite new,
And soaked II IN BENZIL until 'iUds Det through.
then took TIE ari les nenli, ned above
One by nn.-lhat might hr enabled 10 prove
The effect Of a mrlhod submitted 10 me;
And after twice rubbing. was happy TO see
The sprts disappear, plainly speaking, like fun
And as such, cUntend, il is secnnd to none.
~ A woman cuwhided schoolmaser named
William Martin, at Greensburg, Pa, last week, for
brulaIly bealing her sun with knntted club.
C It is said that the island Of Japan is the nnly
country inlo which The houpe peticua has mol forced
its way. The Jnpanese have tolerated no change in
dress for two thousand five hundred years
w We learn that, during the thunder storm this
afternoon tsays The Augusta Dispatch Of the 2Sih
ul,,.), the dwelling house Of Mr. Derry, on Reynolds
street. was struck by lightning and considerably DAM
aged.
~ The closing exercises Of the present session
of The Medical College Of Georgia took place on Tues
day last
ay The Alexandria Gosetfe says that this spring
considerable emignlion rum that section of Virginia
to the West and Northwestern States and Territories
will take place.
~ Four millions Of dollars, it is said, have been
spent in the search for the unfortunate navigator, SiI
john franklin.