The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1857-10-30
GOOD.

a capital story is told of a young fellow who
one Sunday srolled into the village church,
and was eleclr flied and gratiied by the sparkle
of a pair of brilliant black eyes, which were
riveted upon his face. After service, he saw
the possessor Of the witchiog orbs leave the
church alone, and pmboldened by her slances,
be ventured TO follow her, bis heart aching with
rapture He saw her look behind, and fancied
she evlnced some emotion atrecogniziHg BIN
He then qulckened his pace, and she actually
slackpned hers, as if 10 let him come up with
her-but we will permit the young gentleman
to tell the rest in his own way
"Noble young creature" thought T-'.ber
warm and artless heart is superior to the
bonds OF CUSTOM"
81 reached within stones throw of her
She suddenly halted, aud turned her face to-
wards me- My heart sweled TO bursting. |
reached the spot where she stood She began
to speak, and took off my hat as if doing rev
renee 10 an angel"
care You peddler!''
''No my dear GIRL that is not my occupa-
tion."
"Well, I don't know continued she, not
very bashiulIy, and eyeing me very sternly,
81 thought, when saw you in the meeting
passed off a pewter half dollar on me about
three weeks ago, and so | was determined to
keep an eye on you. Brother John has got
home, now, and be SAYS if he catches the feler,
he'll wiring bis neck for him; and I amt sure
but you're the good fornoihing rascal after ALL"
Professor DoeSfickS. .-Doesticks is immor-
talized and he did it hims-lF He has gone in
to the Patent Medicine business, and become
Professor. His fortune is made. He is a great
man, and auniversat benefaetor Hear him tell
how 1t was done
"Bonght gallon Of tar, cake of beeswax,
and tirkln of lard, and in twenty-one hours
| presented 10 the world the first Batch of Pro-
lessor Doesticks' Patent Self-Acting -Four Horse
Power Basam, designed to cure all diseases of
mind, body, or estate TO give strength to the
weak, money to the poor, bread and butter 10
the hungry, boots to the barefoot, decency 10
the blackguard, and honor to the politician. 1t
acts physically, morally, psychologicallva and
geologicaly, and is intended 10 make our SUBJ
lunary sphere biissful paradise ''i,dsI ulaI
The PooR Boy. Don't BE- ashamed. nv good
lad, If you have a patch on your elbow 1t is
no mark OF disgrace. Il speaks well for your
industrious mother, For our part, we would
rather see dozen patches on your Jacket than
hear one profane or vulgar word escape from
your lips, or smell the fumes OF tobacco in your
breath. No good boy viii slur you because YOU
cannot dress aswell as your companions, and If
bad boy sometimes laughs at your appearance,
say nothing, my good lad, but walk on. We
know tpany rich and good man who was once
AS poor as you. Fear God, my boy, and if YOU
are poor, out honest, you will be respected
great deal more than if you We're the son OF a
rlch man, and were addicted to bad habits.
An editor, who was short of travelling funds,
sal upon horse-saw for an imaginary journey
10 me country, and wrote letters home for his
paper.
An Indirect way Of getting glass Of wa
yer al a boarding house, is to call fora third cop
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