Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1857-02-14
Gassa., Meeting Talk.

South, preaching had not begun, and
promenading was in progress. He took 4
convenient stand, and tried to catch the
remarks of The various couples, as they
went slowly by. The following IS what
he heard:
yes, lhleed, and my brother Tom says
that Henry Soker brags about the many
times he has kissed her right on the
mouth, and she never slaps him at all when
neb"dy is by, aud Fin sure ! should die
if people was to talk OF me aj they talk Of
her
Corn is up again you know, and /
shall make at least SIX hundred barrels ii
make peek, and consequently
"What "a spectacle this is to be ssah
Chaw. A wondah if these people-dem'd
pooty gul, amt she-build theyah owit
tents oya hiawb men to do it fowah 'em.
Must be gweat hoal to-
'Be married in six weeks from next
Tuesday. heard ma talking about ii,
but you mustn't mention it for the world.
IL is a great secret"
.'Really now, and she's ugly as
The finest SOW yon ever saw, sir
Pare Berkshire. has nine splendid pigs
Ii WAS the best trade ever made, and
wouldn't take ihifty dollars for
".fScaloped Ietticoats, onIy look, Am
nine hounces and hoops Ill the bargain =
Oh how should love to-
$50 to a picnic on Thursday? Oh
thank you. You don't know how would
love to be present, sir, Lam 50. fond Of the
celebrating dance but father says
81 am truly gratifed, my dear young
friend, to learn that you are so deeply I'M
pressed with the necessity Of immediate
repentance, and l shall this very day
make
''Ten yards Of gimp for the bosom, and
maroon velvet binding for the neck and
sleeves, Oh. Emily
The finest baby you ever saw: blacl,
eyes and large limbs, six weeks old and
Weighs
"Sixty-one pounds and quarter to the
bushcl. None better in the country
Free from garlic and cockerel and large
grained l hold it at
"Stillopolis next Saturday. Bothsydes,
the former Cougr4knan, viii speak, as he
says
"Ah, Mr. Pepper, you fatter ne SO -
Just see, how horribly Kate WiImot is
dressed. She will wear yellow, though it
makes her look like
"Fever and agy, I believe. They've
all been up with it, and now the poor
mans GOT
"The sweetest bonnet I ever saw
Where die YOU get it? J. must recon
mend my sister to your
Watermelon patch. Stole every darn
ed one. Some Of EN- bout half ripe. |
swew III shoot 'em eff they don't''-
AGO to the White Sulphur. 1t is the
best place in the world, ma'am. I've
seen some Of the most wonderful effects
OF the waters. Tom Holocaust was cured
Of
"Twenty-fve pounds of butter week.
And always get a quarter of a dollar a
pound, and sonetimes"-
-Four eggs, TWO haudfuls Of -four, a
dab Of yeast, half tin cup full of molasscs,
and it makcs"-
The best mantlre ever used, sir
Vastly superior to guano, or supar-pho-
Phate. Two hundred and fifay pounds to
The acre raised lue'--
"The handsomcst woman on the ground.
| can see none equal to her except Miss
Maryland she's GOT
Both hind legs spawned. And there's
a sp'ck in her right eye that's bound to-
Mr.. Muggins' future, sir. And be
has taken to drink awfuly, and only last
week had
His head under my arm, and was
plunging him in the mouth, when he got
my finger =
Between he tenth and fifteenth Of Sep
telni,er. will ge; my wheat. to market,
aad it will bring'-
Ills gray hairs in sorrow TO the grave.
Oh, 1t Is awful to think how
Close she hangs to hi, arm. She
ought to be ashancd of herself and never
saw him until"A
William was born twenty-five years ago
last April. | am an old woman now, and
the grey hairs make's''-
''Toot. loot" 'Preacllipg will now
commence said the Presiding Elder, and
we heard no more
Camp meetings are not the only places
where such conversations might be heard
keep Your ears open at the house Of God
on the Sabbath, before and after service,
ana sometimes too even at prayer circles.
&ay \ Paris Spectator, who has already
acquired claims to the title Of millionaire.
has hit upon new kind of speculation,
which lie thinks will give him :, better in