Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1857-03-26
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HosrrE on HsoFs = Hooper OF the Mont
goasry (Ah is aloas responsible Tor the
fsliosieg:
I.sss Friday evening gentiensn of this
city vss socoapaBying toe ladies 20 the Pau
Drama Of the Arst'e ExpeSitisn whsn. In
crossing Market street.. be stepped On n
Asgrksai keep, which eev up Gas hoops Elii
dol and struck him across bic nof very had
sons ness.
Coed heavens, ladies = ks exclaimed,
-vhicA Of yoa droppsd thssi'
GrMoshsr-where have yOa been
Charieyf
Boy In che garden, ma
Mother--Hs you have been ssinming,
yea knev hos osstioosd yea sboas going
TO the creek will have 60 eorreet pea
Leok ~ year hair. how ue; it IL
Bsy--oh, % ne, this u not water, IL Il
sEeaei
Mesher-Charlsy, I have essgkt yeu ib-
bling, your shirt 10 vroug side cut
Boy, triuppbantIy oh, did thst jest
sou, ma. climbing the fence.
pA Quaker lately popped the question
TO . fair Qsaksrsss ~ follow:
.Haa pes, aud verify. Psnelops, the
spirit sFgsth and noveth ne wsnderfully to
eeseesh thes % elsaSe unite me-, hesh 81 NY
Assh, asd bone Of my bess
'Hum-Rruly, Obsdiah- thoa hast wisely
said, iassn0oh - il 10 uristea thar it Is bot
good Cor maa 70 Be aioss, 10 and behold,
1 sdi sej0srs with thee
"A narrisd gestlsean. every tisae be
met The rich father Of his wife, eS@PlAissd
20 him q the Ugly :ssP~s and Disposition
Of he Ssagkisr. AZ ssst, apon oae oeea-
sioa, tie old geetie9sa bseo@isg ssary Of
che granbiiags q bis 500 IN Lag, exelained:
Yea are sisbt, she 10 al inper,iaeut jade,
sad IL i hear aay 2ore cemptaints Of her /
Gill aisishsris her. The hsshaSA made DO
mere eOaplaiots
pDr Darbin, Ihs great Methodist ora
Cos, oses attempted 70 preach froa ,As
tszt, 'Rs1ember Lots wife, asA made .
SAilsrs, Afterwards rs1arking to Dr.. Bosd
thaa be did not ksow The rsasos Of his fill
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largely devslops1r
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q feel yoa are - vp~se ys7r a1uusi,ioa,
Sssa fAs fall could have tiilsS him.'
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