The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1857-03-21
A Grand Lying Match.

Talking aeont lying reminds us of barroom
conversation that We overheard tie other day.
Two red-nosed loafers named Brown ard Smith
were discassin the curiosites they had seen in
travelling
''Tell ye what, Brown, SAYS Smith. sI,y.
seed somethin in my time
so have ], was the r.joinder, I've seen war,
have!'
"fe'd better believe I've seen war was In
Brazil While aiiot WAS going on, and seed the
soldiers lire the darndest ammunition ever heard
on"
''G-aaa-s bad powder in that country. |
seen hui keg on it one time biastin rocks, an /
couifns raise hat bigger than my hat"
"Ah, but don't mean the powder, that was
good enough. l mean the ball Bet We the
drinks FOR the crowd, ye can't tell what them al
hIazllans used for tails
'.What. in their rnusket.9,
: No, in the mortars."
The fellow guessed about dog n times ard
then gave 1t up.
well, In tell you. They fred all the dead
soldh rs bat again on the rioters
WY, said be, IL seed the dad drun,ms iors
ana ieiienants rammed into mortar and then
hfeo OF, KUHN fourteen niggers at one shot
im' ali Z DON, good after your ad--that
10 Them drum mi RS fit like thunder, and kill
ca more me arter they was dead than afore.'
VI conrce the drinks were called for when
aiter having paid the bill No took bis turn
wniie tue crowd gathered around to see If such
al afept 10 mendaeity enid be beaten
:, Wen says NJ q, / WAS one time In the
Fast lnsees, You know the night il eassed
DARK Il ere. Well, | was coming back to Bonn
Gay RON place in the Jungle. where party OF
Ihgnshmen we're fighting tigers. when Hound
su eilice. laying down by the side of the road
aieadiuiiy torn by some animal Rad brandy
Win me, and tin can, and I offered him a
suck. But 1t want no 90, he had the LOCK- Jaw,
ana could not drink it eold.--There was q
quart Oh the liquor, and the can just held it, but
no" 10 warm 4 | could ut tell on. l new he'd
die y a d'd'nt have it, There wasn't q speck
OF nee within ten miles,
But did you warm IL? they all asked In 8
breath, No, among the number
II did,
And did the man get its''
=, lie d'd, and gave me five hundred rupees
he next week for saving bis life.'
But how DID you warm i,,' That's for nv
friend htrefpoi'sting to No ,to tell. If b,
can ', jackson, he's bound TO call drinks for tht
COMPANY
No. acknowledged The corn. and guessed Al
isas1 twenty times showing considerable koew
leoge o. aatereai philosophy but The old fellow
Compelled him At last to give up.
Well tad No 2. I'm tell ye. You s.e IL
hnqy they lave almighty big Ere files with leg
hss jumping grsshoppars: Well ketched on,
u hese by stunnin' bin with a big club. anC
'hen Nailed bin Til upwards, to a tanarine ire,
VITO ig spike had in my pocket. The fir,
yon know !, IA his tail about four quarts O
s'ah just like mel ell iron Ia bag. Well the,
! hnns the can on the crooks OF his INN n,
legs. and In less than ten minutes the can bic
orer." o'''
no. gave prolonged "when" passed Owe
an Old taipaui II to Nc. 2, ard call, d up tn
sewerage. As tbey were oil dritkif r No
ih' ugft he would test No rs powers a litt,
ihi'h'r n IRE BE- entirely reiiEquish,d the balm
say CID 4 Ho~, said he, 'is here any mosaul
foes n II dap
H-a'a s,me They ain't % pleasant a
Thy ua to be b, fore tie Inpy ceu,p,ny ,o,I
TIE building and barracks Ohio, that uatey
oih Eel ee, does rf ''Sartain, The carpenters .ho
mem n Troubled toe cat penters. did thn,
nay thtf' liz that country every Loa,,. hre. IN
6 u copper bit on a. C use Ia. crit,u,s n,o
eeea 10 eALremites But tn ant what NH
en- skease - HAT aiL't ~ bat the devil il /
theh'' by beeau he carpenterp. sbao,, on
w As 70 cnt their st'ag rs oat to make aagn,
o. lhs ID thing always die when tho
- myers ar" cut out But thy make srlenst
0sstrs Ehcn vet ~ rood
Tbs Was too much TOR No l. He aao,,tas !;
silence, with his head Tx. robus, hu,is1 IN ~
breas' ~' va ~