Weekly North Carolina standard. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1850-1858, 1857-12-02
The Registers Ready Relief.

Our contemporary Of the Warrenton Ne,cs de-
serves the thanks OF the public, and especially of
our neghbor OF the Register, for the clear and str
king light in which he has set forth the virtues of
the great R. R. R." of the day. 1t must be good
medicine for those who feel inclined to take it. 1t
is said it will even "pay taxes" and do many other
things, besides giving every body and his uncle an
hundred lot certificate of life insurance, and
pocket full of as good rocks as ever stubbed any
mans toe. "What more" in the impressive lam
guage of the Neaos, can any man require of med
icine which is to be had gratis?" 1t was formerly
called distribution but is called, from its
remarkable virtues, the I" Registers Ready Relief"
The only difficulty about it is the getting hold of it,
1t is as hens teeth the ottar of roses"
Yet unlike other medicines the very promise of it
to patient is said to and sometimes the mere
shadow of promise has been known to draw the
most virulent corns, exterminate splinters in the
flesh, and create appetite under the ribs of death.
Get 1T ;'st and then try it; and if you cannot get
it. take its promise, on which many thousands
have been living these many years past Persons in
want of the article, with Democratic'' doctor to
administer it, will please apply at the Register of.
fce Its virtues thus Sc: forth by the Neos:
R. R. R-THE GREAT OLD LIGHT REVIVED
Being the Raleigh Registers Remedy for all evils,
past, present and future, the robbing Peter to
pay Paul system.
An old politician, whose sands of political exis-
tence are nearly run out, has lately discovered an
almost forgotten specific, for the Of all diseases
affecting the body polite. Actuated by the most
dsintercs,ed and benevolent motives, he anxiousy
desires public attention to this invaluable remedy.
He does not lay claim to being the original inventor
but only to new and improved mode of admins
tering the specific. 1t was formerly used as de-
mocratic blister, and signay failed. 1t is Of
fered emollent the " soft soap" system,
and success guaranteed; if used according to the
printed directions. The proprietor has hesita-
ton in saying, it would pay off Englands national
debt if taken in sufficient doses, and he has auto
graph letters from distingu shed members of the
British Cabinet, ordering large quantity for the
suppression of the Sepoy mutny. The fall of Del
hi proves the efficacy Of the R. r. r. While dis
claiming all bombas,ic pretensions, justice requires
that the truth should be told. The r. R. Remedy
if properly applied will tunnel mountains, build
railroads, pay every mans taxes, give every body
an hundred lot, and teach the babies their A.
B. c. What more can any man require Of medi-
cine which is to be had gratis? The old politician
refers the ncredulous to the following genuine
tificates:
This is to certify that have used the "Od politi.
clans r. r. r" with the most miraculous success
One bottle made State Senator, and with a sec.
ond bored hole through the mountains, built q
railroad ana gHnW0Hed me VEST. strongly re com.
mend every know nothing candidate to keep dose
two of this precious remedy always at hand
ALFRED D..
Having much experience in administering public
doses al n0useahn, | am Of opinion that the K X
r. is capital medicine for the times and far supe
rior to the "Pope's pills" or the Foreigners tine
ture." l can cunscentously recommend it as Kill
or cure medicine JOHN A. c.,
5th district.
| A Chance for $4,000 year and furnished residence
| AThe Proprietor of the R. R. R. is anxious tt
meet with gubernatorial agent for the " distribu
tom of the r. R. Remedy. He must be of demo
cratic proclivties but of lax principles not easil,
scared made to blush, and superior to the vulga
preudces of honest conviction political consisten
/ cy. To suitable person who will make himsel
generally useful, the above chance is offered. HI
will have pleasant summer perambulation through
! out the State with the thermometer at 95 degrees
| have some tall talking to do, and oppurtunity t.
spend from $25 to $50 per week, more if he has it
In addition the above excellent offer, the proprc
tor will guarantee the agent Irish pipers pay, NOR
'kicks than coppers." Any democrat willing to eul
brace the opportunity will address Gn his own hand
writing,) r. r. Remedy Register office Raleigh, ol
or before the first Of April next
Positive Notice. No old line Whig Know No
thing need apply. The proprietor is sick OF them
BISHOP PIERcE.-It is announced that Bsho
| Pierce will preach at Weldon on Sabbath next