The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1857-01-29
l1E eGLhaNE0US.

Those who lie upon roscs--rli!e young.
are apt to lie upon lhorns when old.
Worrying constantly aubout. something
or ro'bing is popular mode Of suicide.
Every bome on earth should be min.
a,ure OF heaven.
Peace is tie evening star Of tie soul, AS
virtue is its sun, TIE two are never far.
apart.
A fellow caught s,eaIing excuses him
self on the ground tia! he did The act in
q il. Of abstraction
The reason why cgo.is.s fnd the world
50 ugly, is because they only see them
selves in it.
Why isa butchers cart like his boots?
Because he carries lis calves there.
The march Of mind in our day is great.
bu! tie march Of gui!iJiIity would seem
to be yet great-r,
An Infamous bas'r.or being asked il
he had ever witnessed public execution,
No; but / once saw q marriage
a bashful plIater refused situation in
q printing Office, whore females were en-
Ployed. saying lie never set up with girls,
in his life.
Itis a grea: misior tune, says La Bru-
yere, no. to lave mind enough to talk
well, nor judgment enough to be SILENT
Sailors who have followed the sea for
years say that they can tell when they are
in the vicinity Of Long Island-by the
sound.
4 western editor says that the ladies'
wear corsets from feeling Of instinct,
having a natural love Of being squeezed.
To succeed in the world, it is much
more necessary 10 possess the penetration
to discover who is a fool, than to discover
who is clever man.
Theie ate many vices whicE do not de-
prive us Of friends, there are many virtues
which prevent our having any.
Nothing succeeds as well as success.
The point Of honor can often be made
to produce by meana Of vanity, as many
good deeds as virtue.
More evil truths are discovered by tie
corruption of the hear. than by the pene-
t"ation Of the mind
The r;ch man dospises those who Aatter
him too much, and hates those who do
not fatter him at all
We converse with those we love through
flowers; with these re worship through
The stars
How Independent Of money peace of
conscience is, and how much happiness.
can be condensed in the humble hone.
When thou art tempted to throw a
stone in anger try if thou canst pick itup
without bending thy body: :if not, stop thy
hand.
A wise lady writer says: The world'
sLgmatizes many men as wicked, with
whom woman would be but to happy too
pass her lifa.'
Old maids are scarce among tie Mus.
sulmen-there is no Turkish word de-
scriptiye Of them.
Itcosts more TO scEI an ounce of pa
per 10 Europe than it does to send barre!
Of -four.
A celebrated physician, boasting at
dinner that he cured his own hams, one
Of his guests observed, Doctor, | would
rather be your ham than your patient
A girl in trousers went about Syracuse
week or two since making love to the
young ladies, who thought her "a nice
young man. All, those girls are up to
everythingl
A lady asked her gardner why the
weeds outgrew and covered up the flow
ers. Madam answered he, the soil is
the mother of the weeds, but only step
mother Of the Gowers.'
Il is not reasonable to suppose that
when young lady offer to hem cambria
handkerchiefs for rich bachelor, she
means 10 sew in order that she may reapl,
An Irishman who had been fined seve-
raj weeks in succession for getting drunk,
coolly proposed to the Judge that he
should take him by the year at reduced
rates.
1t takes four things to make the real
gentleman. You must be gentleman in,
your principles gentleman in your tasts.
a-gentleman in your manners,aud a gsS,le-
man in your person.
OH my heart, if thou desirest esse III
this life keep thy secrets undisclosed like
tho modest rosebud; take warning from
the lovely flower which, by expanding its
hitherto hidden beauties, when in full
bloom, gives its happiness to the winds,
A writer, in speaking of one ofthe mu-
steal profession, describes him =
ing his chest forward, and draY
his head while singing, as ifS
dodge well aimed brick hat