Lynchburg daily Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1852-1861, 1857-02-12

srtyr.-Some Place in Town
TIaE-NiIuiaht.
NJ. y /. lhuosaing gently MY dear my DEAR
wake uni wake mp, dear.
L. \. Il (rou ing suddenly "lIunh2 How p
WHAT lielloi Fire Freii Fi-er-r-r!lra
Ms. 4. J. Il. NO. M. no, no dear. It's not fire
ia be quiet fon men are 50 exctable You'll
alarm all the ueiehNors Lie down dear Lie down"
I L. Vol. II snot fire, WHAT'S it? Ist
mouse, this time, ear-Wig. Ii cant be bat
This is not the time of year tar bats. But all
the same to woman Come Mrs. X.
what's the trouble2 Own up
Mrs. L. T. Z. ~ don't think YOU treat me. Kindly,
Mr. X. II didn't Use To lac 50 But that's the way
with you men--aUa! pled to get m excuse for ahn-
sing your poor wives. But am not nervous now; at
least that is--l-l am atrria to tell you
I. J. H. There! Another dream. | knew il.
Told you al supper you were drinking too much tea.
But old Nick himself could nj make a.woman prudent
Go on. Ont with it
Ms, Y. !. Z. So, Mr.. X it's not IA dream. | have
not slept wink this night. And wouldn't ls into
:: passion with your poor wife because she dreams
and can t help it. VIII you promise not to gel mad
with me, if tell you!
L. J.. r "Ies'
Ms. 7. ]. Z. Then you must know, haven't
closed my eyes fol thinking abou, it 1t has distress
sed me all day. You must forgive me Tor waking
you up, but | shall never know moment peace OF
mind until find il oot. Dd yon, Mr. Y, ddyou buy
thar steak we had for breakfast at the MARKET iiorsE!
Y y Il. with great auimatjon) We'll wish
may be--ho dont--but | do wish the MARKET
House. sunk ten thousand feet in--the middle OF
next week! The IDEAL Waking Il business man out
of a sound sleep, f5r-Idsten to me. my precious
"Siece two years past have had large hole exca
waited in Gamblers Mountain, | buy all my hcet and
mutton in the county of Montpomety it is brought
the hoof round by the way of DanNi To the hole
in Gamblers Mountain. j. there slaughtered and cut
in pieces; and each individual piece is put int sep
crate nice. clean piilow-casc and transported upon
the shoulders of orr mtu. Writ. until it is laid i'm
al ia he
your own kitchen, my love. 1t never comes with
in twenty yards OF lhc MARKET House. Are you sat-
isfed, my pigeoa. ifso, allow your devoted X. to
finish his much needed SAUNDERS. Bon NUT, Mrs.
n"
PRoFirARLE FARHlxG--The Clarksvilie Tobacco
Plant says: "Capt. A Sade of Caswell, n. G and
his two brothers, have sold thir entire crops OF To-
baceo lugs Included, to Lynchburg manufacturer,
for the extraordinary price of S3o per hundred lbs.
Capt Siaie estimates his crop at $4,000 or 10000
lbs 1t is the product of the labor of some II hands.
If it should turn out TO he 10000 lbs he will realize
from each laborer the unprecedented sum OF S7oo.-
Can the Cotton fields oi Louisiana, the sugar panta-
tons of Caba the rice fields the tnrrcntiue dis
trcts of the Caroluas boasts Of larger profits
The Tobacco which commands these prices is of
very fine texture bat is chief claim to superior ex-
celience is attributable 10 the mode Of curiug OF
TIL, mode We give the public more satisfactory
expnsitinn than that charcoal is the fuel used.
IluraA, for Lynehharg, Not much in the MARKET
lIorss line but she is great on Tobacco
TYE RiyFa WAREHOUSE, Feb. 10th, 1887.
TO tte Editors Of the IrgiRtaa.
GENTLEMEN :--Obiige me by announcing through
the Yirginian to my constituents OF Nelson county,
that will not be candidate Tor reelection to the
House Of Delegates.
Very respectfully your obi serv't
". II. CABELL.
Go IT WHILE Yor'RE Younq-This appears to he