Richmond enquirer. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1815-1867, 1857-11-24

a. the head of the noble old patriot who owes hs eli
walton TO the Presidency, in great measure, to the
warm and cordial support Of the Democracy Of Vir
Rina Does it consist in constant, unjust and bit
ter assaults upon the noble, lion.hesrted Democra
cy of the North, whose splendid victories over the
Black Republicans have saved the Union Does
their Democracy consist in the ferocious abuse with
which they asssil those Southern Democratic papers,
and those patriotic Southern statesmen who defend
the Northern Democracy from unjust and ungenerous
impuationsl IF these are evidences of Democracy,
then the organs of the clique Of factionsts Demo
crc Journals, for they have furnished no other evi.
dences Of practical support of the National Democ.
racy for sometime past
They have assailsd the satrsp Walker" it Is true.
almost as feroey as our neighbor, but abuse of
Walker is no evidence Of Democracy, for the Know
Nothing and Black Republican journals have abused
Walker as fercely the delta" and the Mercury"
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A COMPREHENSIVE FORMULA FOR EFFEC.
TUALLY CURSGNG THE "SATRAP WALK.
ER"
The wonderful ingenuity exhibited by "The South"
during the last four or Eve months, in serving up
fresh aud erocous denunciaons terrific curses Of
the "trsitor" and "satrap' Walker, every morning,
has been the amazement and surprise Of the public.
As the Administration does not recall the traitor
and the impsrturbabs territorial "satrsp" goes on
committing "ofenoes," as if he stood in no manner
Of fear of "The South we humby suggest that o.
amisble negbbor, instead Of spending 80 much til
In deuouncing an offender" evidently 30 harden
in small and broken doses, do proceed to &.
communicate him and to curse him once and for u,
thoroughly, mnuteIy, comprehensivsy and in de ii.
The "Lfe and opinions Of Tristrsm Shandy" fur lsh
a capital formula Of denunciaton, which is 80 hi My
favored and concentrated in its bitterness, II it
will enable "The South to settle the "satrap" at
once. The formula may be altered 80 as to suit the
purposes Of the generous Keitt and the refined
"Delta," in hereafter denouncing Mr.. Buchanan and
bis Cabinet
II is part of the celebrated bull Of exoommunica
ton which Dr. Sop read for the benefit Of the grace
less Obadiah, when that unfortunate man servant
knocked him of bis pony and then tied all the strings
of his bag of surgical instruments with bow-knot.
Whilst DR.. Slop was reading it, there was a running
commentary by Uncle Toby and Mr. Shaudy, as fol.
lows:
MAY the holy choir Of the holy Virgins, who have
despised the things Of the world damn him, walk.
er) May all the saints who, from the beginning Of
the world to everlasting sges found to be beloved
damn him. May the heavens and earth, and all the
holy things remaining therein, damn him, tWalker!)
"May he (Walker) be damn'd wherever he be-
whether in the house the stables, the garden or
the field, or the highway, in the path, or in the
wood, or in the water or In the church! May he be
cursed, In living, in dying! Here my uncle Toby,
taking the advantage of int1 in the second bar of
his tune, kept whstling one continued note to the
end Of the sentenos-Dr. Slop, with his division, OF
CURSES moving under him, like running bass, all
the way.l May he be cursed in eating and drinking,
in being hungry in being thrsty, In fasting In sleep.
Ing, in slumberiug in waking, in waking in stand.
Ing In sitting in lying in working in resting, and in
blood letting!
"Msy he (the 'sstrsp' Walker, be cursed in all
the faculties Of his body! May the 'infamou, Walk.
err be cursed all over particularly, and generally!
"May he be cursed inwsrdly and outwardly May
he be curSed in the hair of his head or if he is bald,
may his wig be cursed also! May he be cursed in his
brains, and in his verteI" THAT is sad curse, quotb
nv fatherl "in his temples, in his forehead in his
ears in his eyebrows, 10 his cheeks in his jaw-bones
in his nostrs. in bis foreeeth aud grinders, in his
lips in his throst his shoulders in bis wrists In bis
arms, in his hands, In his 6ugers
'Msy he be dsmnd in his mouth, in his breast, in
his heart and down to the very stomach!
"May be be cursed in his rens and in his groin"
IGod in Heaven forbid! quoth my uncle Toby] "in
his thighs" MY father shook his head "snd in his
hips, and in his knees bis legs and bis feet, and toe
nails
MAY all the angels, arch angels, principalities'
and powers, and the Pope, curse him" lOur armies
swore terribly in Flanders, cried my uncle Toby-but
nothing to this. For my own part, could not have
heart to curse my dog so.
"Msy the prsissworthy multitude Of patriarchs and
prophets curse him! May St. John the Precursor
and St. John the Baptist, and ST. Peter, and St. Paul,
and St. Andrew, together curse" the traitor Walker!
By the time "The South " concludes this formula
of denuncaton, it's readers recoecting that for four
or FIVE months it has been cursing Walker, will
say with uncle Toby, when DR.. Slop finished the bull
of excommuuicstlon, "Amen."
IL declare, quoth my uncle Toby my heart would
not let me curse the devil himself with 90 much Bit
terness He s the father Of curses, replied the ero-
cous DR.. Sop. So am not I, replied my unoe.-
But he s cursed and dsmn'd already to all eternity,
replied DR.. Slop. am sorry for it, quoth my uncle
Toby"