Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1857-10-14
TICKLING 4 W0H.iN.

A few nights ago one OF our citizens. residing
in the southern part of the city, WAS aroused
from his slumbcrs by the cries OF y woman.
mingled with certain untranslatahlc olths, ut
tered in the vcrnaGular of Fadcr!a,ld. He has
tilv drew on his incxprcssiblcs, and thrrs!ing
his toes into pair OF slippers. ran across the
street TO the scene OF; the distarbaucr. Placing
Ihis shoulders against the door, he leaned his
/ weight lone hundred and six!y) against ii, and
the next moment tam!.lcd hcadlon@ into 4 Si:!aIi
apartment. which was the chamber o. Goi!aib
Go;ensehnei,!cr Picking himself up an,! !aok-
inc around. he beheii novel spectacle. Be-
lore him STOOL the venerable Gotle!h, 'iIminu.
tive figure, standing about five feet iOnr, without
stockings IL woollen night cap wts drawn over
his cars. and was the only garment that orna.
mentcd his person. except 4 hickory shirt which
was world too wide for his Lil!ipuli.la pro
portions. Gotleib held in his hand Il stout
hickory hooppole, which was raised i'll The at.
lilude of striking. Before him was q woman OF
the dimensions OF havstack, dressed with some
| taslc, and wearing iauntv bonnet on the back
OF her head This was Christini, the portly
trow Of Gotluib Goiensrhnci,ler.
Tears were coursing down her G.t rosy cheeks,
and she was talking low Dutch with amazing
vulubiliiv.
"lIow is tls ?" said the citizen, "lavc you
been whipping your wife again. Eot!eib? Didn't
tell vui That tla mex. Ii sc caught YOU strik-
inr Il woma!. Id lam yoa ont "i' yorr hn"'s 2
"Minc Got! lno v;p min" vie. never {; all,
! sl,;is tickle her nit d, Hectic stick 10 make
her feel m0o,lcr IS better
"Wcl what III the thunder to you want TO
tickle ;rr Tor, as You Gu! it? What has she
done now
"Nv. YOU see, mine vie i*ll one loorst rate
irow: DIR nchcr WAS 81 g0Ddcr w"Inan us him,
nut sometimes she 20 wrong; tic Gcbli cit III
her head airi she make me never 80 mad. Dis
night ] go to mine shop tOvork. aud ! tells mliIr
| irow to stay here and keep der house. Ven
comes pack. she pcrS con, and 'irr lire pe all
non out too: so los Ia ter peer hats and dcTc
| finds mile irow drinking a-"r peer niit Won
| American iell@r vat you call SlnhKlnS; ha run
! on dc r:jcr ard hr comes ever 81 many times
Land hc talks to min" ir0w cl'yr 50 mach.
SlIllst stops in Won C0rncr 10 Tach en- ar! sees
Snkins ;.mrl m;c i.ow both drink!n lager peer
oa! nt Won mug and Shin:ns liz hal Nnn arm
on the iui,itln o.! mine irow. and sit" mo Sa; ven
tam wort hu: shcs LIT him ling hrg ever 20 hard
as / never dill see. Den ShHans he puts 'a!h
arms round her waist, and kisses her yoIi, tree,
ioor times. and it schmack 50 IoU'! ta; I'll &c
hceble in per peer haus Sh@mp rte Up end ny
dc peer ln!rrrl ish prlstcl. Den giiS :" tam
mai dat tells M Christiui 10 Walk straight
home; and Shinkins he picks up der fecr mrg
and spills der lager peer all in my vace ana his
nc in der pack init Won poet, and l. 70 out,
Christini she no come home like tell ller 50 |
goes to pet and gets between der two fodder
pcdS, and swcts ever so mooch was SO tam mad.
Den Chrisini she comes, and she makes fiIn NIT
me, and tells Inc apout Shinings kicking, mine
pack pclorc mine face NIT his poots. Den
slum up and tickle her nit dis stick, and she
feel so geot she cry like Won leettlc papy."
"Wcll, look here: you hairy specimen Of hui,
manity if you ever strike her aSaln Il maui
YOUR carcass into sour kroUt. Don't you know
it aint right 10 strike woman?'
"Vy to pc shurc tos, and would not strike
Chistini for le vor!l--l only tickle her ieetlc
I pit will do so no more, and Shink!ns he may
put his poot before mine pac! pchild Shust so
much as he like no say nothing"