Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1857-01-15
s.id the Doctor.

down SITS william w hiuuoticS III ~ "6"
backed chair, and the Doctors assistant
"a sturdy young Irishma n-clamping
Bills head to the back Of the chair, to
keep it steady. as the Doctor remarked,
the latter began to "bore and fle.'
20! ah. ho-ho-bold on. hold on!" cries
Bill, at the first gouge tha Doctor gave
the hugs tooth.
20. be me soul! be nizy. zur," says the
Irishman, Its mesi'f as understands IL
IN horld on till yscs."
..O--O-h.h b." rcars Bill. as the Doc
tor proceeds.
BE quiet. sir; the paia won's signify!
says the Doctor.
.Go-goo.g good Lora.d-d! Ho-ho-hol-
hold on!'
%. yeez needn't be afeared ofthat-Im
howldin' yeez tigh, as divil!' cries Pad-
dy, and shure enough he was holding. for
in vain Bill screwed end twisted and
souirmed around; Pat held him like ci-
der-prss SIS. -
Let me--me--O--0--C! Everlasting
creation. let me go-o.o--stor. hold on
n NJ as the Doctor bored, screwed, and
plugged away at the tooth.
All done. sir; let the patient up, Mi
chael.' says the Doctor, witha confident
twirl of his perfumed HANDKERCHIEF
There, sir--there was science, art. ele.
gance. and dispatch. Now. sir. your
tooth is ssfe--your life is sale--yo1'rs q
! sound man"
.Sound?' echoes poor Bill 'soundi--
Why, you've broken my jaw into flinders;
you've set all my teeth on edge; and I've
no more feelin'--gall darn ye!--in my
jaws. than il they were iron steel-trsps!
You've got the wuth Of your money oe'
of nv mouth, and I'm off,
That night ives one ofanxiety and mis-
ery to William Whialetree. The dis
turbed moIar growled and twilched like
mad; sn6, by daylight. poor Bills cheek
was swollen up equal 10 printers ouff'
ball, his mouth pucke1ed. and his right
eye half bunged up.
Why, William says Ethan Rakestrsw.
as Bill went into the store. what IN grace
ails thy face? Thee looks like su ow an
an ivy bush!
Been plugged and filed says Bill, look
ing cross as q meet axe al his snickerine
Orthodox boss.
Plugged and fmsd' Thee huin's been
fighting. William?
Fined? No, amt been fnrd or fight.
ing. Mr.. Rake.iraw. but bet do fight
that feller who gave me the tooth-sche!
20! o! moaned poor Bill, as he clamped
his swollen Jaw with his hand, and went
around waving his head Ikea plssser'of'
paris mandarin.
o! thee's been TO the dentist. ehi Go
the tooth-ache3 Go thee to my vile
she'll cure thee in one minute. William
little laudsnum and cotton will soor
ease thy pain.
Mrs. Rakesirsw applied the laudsuun
to Bills molar, but az it did ne kind o
good. old grandmother proposed poul
tice; and soon poor Bills head and cheel
, were done up in mush. while he groanet
and grunted and started for the store. ev
$ cry body gaping at his swollen counts
nance as though he wns rare curiosity
Hslloo. Bill! says old Firelock. the gun
smith. as Bill was going by his shop; 60
/. bag in your caIsbash. or got the tooth
ache?
Bill looked daggers at old Firelock. en-
by a nod Of his head minated the csus
Of his distress.
! o, that slll Come in; I'll stop il in
. minute snd half; sit down I'll fix it
I've cured hundreds, says Firelock.
What are you-O b. dear what ar
you going to do? says Bill eyeing th'
wire, and lamp in which Firelock wa
heating the wire.
Burn out the marrow Of the tooth
twill never trouble you sgain-fve cure
hundreds that way. Don't be afrared--
you won't feel it but moment. 81
still. keep cool! says Firelock.
Cooli with hot wire in his MOUTH
But Bill. being already intensely crust
fed, and assured of Firelock's skill, tool
his head out Of the muth- plaster, openes
his Jaws. and Firelock. sdmonishing Tin
to keep cool, crowded the hot. s,zslipI
: wire on to the Tin foil jammed into tn
hollow BY Wangbsnger, and gave il
twist clear through the melted tin 10 III
exposed nerve. Bill jumped. bit of tn
wire. burnt his toungs. and knocket
Firelock nearly through the partition o
|, his shop; and 50 frightened Monsieur So
Won, the little barber next door. that h
rushed out into the street crying
) Mon Dieu! mon Dieu! 70 sundai
strike my shop!
|, Bill was stoas dead--Fireloek Grip
/. pled. The spo,hecary over shs va,