Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1857-10-29
soF WHAT WOMEN ARE RI MADE

I a bed, The bitterest curse Of human life.
= Simonides; q poet, famous IN hiss genera.
ltion, who fourishe about four hundred years
erthe siege of Troy, tells u.s. m min: d noted
satire, that the gods formed the souls of no.
men out of those seeds aud principles which
compose several kinds sof animals and Gle
Isments, and thattheir good and bad diaposi.
tons arise Sin them according as such and
such seeds and principles pfedoninate in their
constitutions, Hesaysi: rs So 81: az: -
The .sonls Of one kind Of women we're
formed out Of those ingredients which COM
pose q swine. A woman Of this make is
sloVen in her house, and:a gIutton; at her ia:
BILE,
a second kind is Of the fox, fox, and has
an insight into everything, good Or bad ;;
some Of this: class are syirtuous, and some vi
eiouss .$sss,,1
E a third Kind of women were made upeof
canine particles these are ssolds, always
barking and 3snarling and live ins perpetual
,elamor 81 S.
A fourth Kind were mad E out Eof earth.-i
Suehsare the usgards, who opass their time
in.indoleuee and ignorance, hang over the
fire "a whole winter and apply themselves
with ataority osnokind Of business hut eat
ing IS: 81; ,sssss
The fifth species Of female Bereamade out
of the sea, and are of variable, uneven tenn.
Epsrs sometimes all storms and tempests,
sometimes all calm aud sunshine, -
The sixth species were made of. f.suchi hingre.
dients. as compose an ass, orbeast burden;
these are natural slothfnl, and obstinate,
but upon theshusband e1erting his sauthority
viii live upon hard fare and do everything
stopfease him:
The CAT furnished iingfedi for thesse
Eenth species. Of. women, Who.are Of a melap.
bcholy, forward, unamiab ble nature and 50 re-
pugnant othe offers Of love that they ay in
the face Of their Husband dwhenhe approach
es them with conjngal endearmentss These
species Of women are likewise subject to lit
tie thefts, cheats and pilfering. z93
The eighth species Of female were taken
out ofithe ape These are such ss are!both
ugly and ill-natured, and having nothing
beautiful in themselves, endeaVorto detraet
from Of riidioule everything whichappears 50
in others ~, csss
The mare with a flowing name, which was
never broken to- osseryile toll and labor, COM
pose ninth species iof women. These are
they who hayeiistfe regard for.heif husbands;
who pass away their time in dressing, bathing
and perfuming; who throw their hair into
thenicestc cnrls, and trick it:upin the fairest
flowers and garlands A woman of this spe.
cies the:yery thing fora stranger. to look
upon, but very detrimental to the owner,
unless i: be- q king Or q prince who takes a
fancy to such toy.
The tenth and last species of women were
made out Of the bee; and happy is the man
who gets sucha one for his wife. She isal-
together fanltless and unblameabie. Her
family feurishes and improves by her good
management She. brings him q race Of
beautiful and yirtuous children. She distin-
guishes herself among her sex. She is sur,
rounded with graoes. She never sits among
the loose tribe Of women, nor passes her time
With them in wanton discourses. She isfull
of virtue and prudence, and is the best wife
that Jupiter can bestow: on. man. J
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sarI think the most curious fact, taken al
together, that 1 ever heard Of the electric
telegraph was told me BY q cashier of the
Bank Of England, You may have heard Of
it. Il may have been il. print. am sure
it deserves to bes sOnee upona time then,
on a. certain Saturday night the folks at the
Bank could not make the. balance come right
I by just e100. This is d serious, matter. in
that little establishment. Idonot mean the
cash, but sthe mistake in arithmetic; for it
occasions 9 world of scrutiny An. error in
balancing has been known, lam told, to keep