Marshall County Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1855-1859, 1857-05-21
1lbblrs of slrWs.
-"Lirely and gossiping,
Stored ,rith The treasures of a tdttling ,corld
And ,cith spice Of Mirth, too

Gaines.
An ancient philosopher said: No re-
venge is more heroic than that which tor
ments error by doing good.
If you spend the Gay probably, you
will have cause 10 rejoice at evening.
Make yourself All honest man, and then
you may be sure there is one rascal less
in the world.
In cour'ing. three hard squeezes are be-
ter than fifty soft words. just so.
The Atlantic Ocean is estimated at three
miles, and the Pacific at four miles deep
Glass should be washed in cold water,
which gives it a brighter and clearer lock
than when washed in warm water.
Among the items of expense for the lasi
Legislature. was Jortyyhpe Gold Pens, four
of which cost fifteen dollars each
Never call in the assistance of doctor
who has son an undertaken
In Siam the penalty of lying is to have
the mouth sewed up. Suppose sucha law
were in force here, whata number of mutes
we would have!
Grief knits two hearts in closer bonds
than happiness ever can and common
sufferings are far stronger links than com
mon joys.-Lamortine.
A company of Gypsies have been en-
camped near Dam,ilIe, Hendricks coun-
ty.
Wendell Phillips defines a politician as
zone who serves God as far as he can with.
out offending the devil"
All personal antagenisms are Internal
Hence he who cherishcs hatred against
his fellow man, shows thar he himself is a
bad man.
A fool in an elevated position is like a
man in a balloon-everybodv appears little
10 him, and he appears little to every
body.
In Africa they punish naughty boys by
said to make them very smart
Father. wha. does the printer live on?"
why, my child?"
Because you said you hadn't paid him
for four years, and still take the paper"
"Wife, spank this child"
The pleasure of doing good is the only
one that never wears out.
Man may bend to virtue, but virtue can
not bend to man.
y spindltshankod dandy is palpaby
vagrant, ipasmuch rs "he has no visible
means of support.
Foar millions OF dollars have been spent
in searching for the unfortunate navigator,
Sir John Franklin.
". Carver, Esq. Of Hamilton county.
Ind, has received the appointment TO tie
Mali Agency. made vacant by the death of
he late Hon. VIM. j. Brown.
The Gc.essee suspension bridge which
spans the lower falls. Rochester, n. Y.
fell with crash on Tuesday. Loss s35,
900.
Mrs. Jones says to her spouse
"Mr Jones, don't you think marriage is
a means Of graee?'
Certainly; anything is a means of grace
thai leads US to repentance.
Scene close, with a broom handle.
The only class of men in tie world who
are not in the habit of disparaging their
neighbors are the assessors of taxes; for it
is well known they never "underrate" any
body in the slightest degree.
Jump up early these fine mornings and
listen TO the sweet strains of the noble
featbered tribe. You will then keep in
good spirits all day.
An Albany paper thinks it is woman,
and not her wrongs. that ought to be re-
dressed.
Herber Kimball. the Mormon preacher,
boasting of "what the Lord had done for
him." said he had twenty-three boys liv-
ing ten dead, and lots of girls
Polygamy is allowed in New Zealand,
but the head wife is the only one who is al
lowed to commit suicide when the husband
dies. The other wives are denind this
privilege.
1t is said that Mr.. Forsyth, the Ameri-
can Minister to Mexico. has entered into a
treaty for the purchase Of Sonora by the
United States.
Silence is an antidote against SANDER.
Gus tongue.
Gov. Jackson. Of Missouri, has issued
proclamation ordering special election to
be held on Wednesday, the third day of
August, for Governor of that State.
A Yankee has just invented a suspender
that contracts on your approach to water,
SO that the moment you come to a puddle
il lifts you over and drops you on the 9TH
or side
The best throw upon dice is to throw
them away.
SPEAK little and to the purpose, and YOU