The independent press. (Abbeville C.H., S.C.) 1853-1860, 1857-03-20
SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY!
GUAN0 AMT ANYTHING COMPARED TO 1T !
sUBso1L FLOWING IS NO USE!
Cotton Seed Perfect Nuisance!
CLOTHING THE ONLY REMEDY
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CLOTHING THE ONLY REMEDY!
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FlIE indefntigable District and Village
l. Clothing Man, by close observation and
hard study, has learned several new features in
the art of improving and adorning the Mascu.
line portion Of the human family. He's been
cicdm to New York, took lessons under scien.
tific men. and hse made himself so familiar
with all the beauties, dusies liabilities. adyan.
tages and responsibilities of the human wenth.
er.boarIing department that Just rs soon as
he lays his eyes on man, lie knows what he
lacks-whether it is food or rainIcnt He is
just the same TO mankind that spring is to veg.
citation. Country merchants would do we'll to
come Ill and take n few lessons--charges mod.
crate for single scholar-classcs taken at re.
duced rates.
If it is food and rnment, he takes him in.
covers, weather boards and floors him, and
then sends him over to his friend, Ii. S. Kerr.
or down to Lomnx g. Cobbs, where in n few
minutes, after the patient has realised the re.
viving, hcnlthful influence of the external ou.
piication: they will commence the inside work
telling, lathing, plasterng and securing, and
then start him home. And it is no wonder, af.
ter taking some of Lomax & Cobb's or II. $.
kerrs in'ard filling (Which is substantial, no
lIquid) then allowing Lyons to give them what's
called the surface polish, that mems wives
don't know them when they 60 home; the
little hoys and girls run and hide, thinking
some city folks have come to their pas houses,
young ladies commence fixing up to entertain
their new beauX, and young men brush their
heads. look dignitied and start to receive the
nice looking stranger.
A few men OF rather ordinary appearance,
who have thrown themselves entirely into I.y.
ons' hands, know the advantages to be derived
from suit Of his Clothes; it has married them
into rich families given them n Standing far be.
yond their expectations and hcen the means of
pitching them as high up as phifty-phonr phorty
in the scale of uppertendom respectabiity.
There are, now i'll the city Of AbbevilTe, 3
Churches, Academies, l Singing School, q
great many Dry Goods Stores, Printing Offices.
Wholesale Grocery Houses, 2 Jewellers Is.
tablishm ents, Thespian Corps, Masonic and
Odd Fellows Lodge, Dancing Glass Hippro-
drome. Carriage and Buggy Manufactures,
Hotels several Boarding Houses, Drug
Store Gin Factory. and Steam Saw Mill, ;
Harness. and several Boot and Shoe Shops Tin
Mnnufactory, Tailors' Establishments, Cabi
net. Carpenters and Blacksniths Shops. 3
kefreshment Saloons, and Livery Stables, and
it will not do for gentleman to make a bad
appearance at any Of these places; it Injuries
their business. LYONS keeps Clothing suitable
for al the above named places, avocations and
occupations; and because he has bio trade and
large Stock, he don't intend to. ask. prices
that are unreasonable.
LYONS stock of Leghorn and Straw Hats. is
complete: lie keeps fine; Pocket Knives, Razors,
Oiiand Fluid Lamps, Fiddles, Fiddis Strings
and Fiddle Rosn, manufactured; expressly for
this trade, Flutes, Patent Door Fasteners, In.
terest Tables, the most convenient thing Of the
kind now in use-every body ought to. have
one-Bnnkers Gases, Bill Books, Pocket and
Memorandum Books Envelopes, Letter Paper,
the largest stock ever brought to this market
New Yorkers complain of a scarcity since We
purchased-Steel Pens. so many that therssfs
an anticipated advance on steel, Port Monnaies
enough to hide all the money in the, District
Combs Hair Brushes, Nail and Tooth Brushes
enough 10 open whole sale brush. and tomb
honae, and If Cedar Pencils rise, Lross has cot
EN-, sure--a whole case of Backing. Needles
any quantity. aad low by retail, 3Tricopherons,
KKatheirion, 4 Cologne, Hair Oil. Handkerchief
Extracts end sweet smelling stuff, Needle and
Thimble Gases, Lanterns, Buggy Whips, Valis-
es.two or'three Horses, and 50. many other
things that it would take us whole day to
look them up and name them over, all Of which
are ready for inspection and sale, at the Cor
Abbeyille c. L., April,l8, 1856. bo:tf