The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1857-08-06

The SAX HoRNs.-We have been inform
ed that our german fellow citizens are a
bout forming Saxzhorn band: two hun {
dred dollars worth Of brass instruments, !,
having been already received. Our town
certainly ,oughtnot to be behind its neigh
bors in this respect, and the citizens gen
orally, should render them all assistance
possible. Herr Kuehnold, of 1iifin, is
engaged to lead the band For good
music andlager beer, commend us, to our
Saxon bfethren.
From the Leavenw worth Times, July 25.
Ye Great IsothermaI War.-Ye Law
renee Fanatics subdued. I
When, from our Office window, on a T
blessed Friday of last week, we saw dis
tant companies OF dragons prancing to-
wards Lawrence, headed by his excellen-
cy, Mejor General robert j. Walker, we
instictively felt a glow of generous pride,
and Immediately dispatched corps of
prying and inquisitise reporters to note
down everything of interest or impor
tance that transpired. In this way we
are enabled to present full account of
our Governors patriotic doin.s. Before
giving our reports, however may be well
to state thatthe- unionsis all @. K, and
the dignity ofthe elawsssindieated. 1t is.
also generally surmised that the comet
was just about to smash US into chaos
when His cratic Hghness heard of Walk
Ter, and plunged off into space at most
astonising rate of speed. What do we
notowc His Excellency?
LAWRENCE, SATURDAY NIGHT.
Walker pale and thoughtful-perspired
freely all night-said sd--n' oncein my
hearing. ltcreated fearful excitement.
Troops full of enthusiasm-Walker read
his proclamation TO them, and then got
under the influence Of beverages.
SUNDAY MORNING.
The Governor had a restless night
Troubled with bad dreams. Lawrence
quiet. Troops expect an attack from the
citizens.
10 O'CLOCK, 4. NJ.
80 attack been made-W Walker rode
into the city-took a sherry cobler and
called for a.straw-took a little water and
, sugar with some whisky IN it-muttere.
something-went out to the troops. Ter
rife excitement in camp.
Walker INDUCES in beverages frequent
lily. Crowd seen in the streets. Troop
ordered to form. Crowd discovered t.
be, persons coming from church. Hi;
Excellency takes little gin.
Nronr.
Whisky been working. Govenortight
Troops grumble. Walker wants to raz
Lawrence. All go to sleep.
MONDAY EVENING.
Walker dispatched 1872 dragons thi
morning to arrest an audacious youngste
Y who was selling peanuts in violation c
e the organic act, and our beloved Consti
Y tuition. Boy to be tried BY Court Martis
If for high treason. Governor somewhs
It boozy.
te TUESDAY EVENING,
At Walker said he'd be gol-darned if Il
J. ever sweat SO in his life. Says he has pt
Of on clean shirt every day willing
ID make such sacrifices for the peace of I'll
" country and the Union Little boy di
Of charged Walker imbibes too much.
r WEDNESDAY, EVENING.
/, Troops damn walker and Walker damn
re The troops. Both want 70 know what Il
st devil to do. Weather awful Goyen,
ne thinks he wouldn't like the army. Dt
heard growing and the company sent
"a arrest him. Dog escapes. The Cover
; or three sheets in the wind.
- THURSDAY EVENING.
De His Excellency has the bowel cor
be plant. Takes paregoric. Troops gro
!. and Walker swears like trooper. Z
citizens don't seem TO mind the presen
s of the army Governor says he fe'
20 blamed mean and DANCED small. Gt
~ tight and obvious.
cy FRIDAY EVENING.
a. Walkers got the headache-says b
rs, been sold-thinks he won't be the ne
a President. Damns Republics and Ia
it sas. Troops laugh and snicker-whis
nd shops do a staving business. The Ge
a ernor says he's going home--don't thi
In his mother knows hes out. All quiet
-oi the City. Walker inebriated.
OF This last dispatch Was received just
IN fore going to press, and convinces us II
ar- the Governor has had a glorious and m
40 successful campaign. The arrest OF. t
ne peanut boy was masterstroke, and
tne cry act of the Governor during the I