Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1857-03-26
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Nothing is so attrocious as fancy with
out taste.
No dust affects the eyes like gold dust,
and no glasses like brandy glasses.
If we crave the love Of others, we must
love them.
If a woman would have the world res
pect her husband, she must set the example.
The man who was "bent on matrimouy,"
Strengthened up afterwards. ....
Woman's whole life is history of the
affections.
-Indolence leaves the door of the soul
unlocked, and thieves and robbers 60 in and
spoil it of its treasures.
When you want anything of woman,
praise her for that in which she is most def
cient.
-Itis good sign to see man doing an
act of charity to his fellows; it's bad sign
to hear him boasting Of It.
IF you want to kiss a pretty girl, why
kiss her-if you can. If pretty girl wants
to kiss you, why let her-like man.
What evidence is there that Vespucius
was iovial scamp? His contemporaries
have handed him down to us as A-merri-cus.
Avoid entering into an argument with a
deaf man in a railway carriage, as it is sure
to lead to high words.
Blessed are they who are afraid of thun-
dcr-for they shall hesitate about getting
married, and keep away from political meet
ings.
"A wise man ought to hope for the best,
be prepared for the worst, and bear with e.
quanimity whatever may happen.
"A green member of the Nebraska Legis-
lature, when the election of the Assistant
Clerk came up,-called out-Mr. Speaker, |
move we vote uice verSa.
-nMidas was so great a man that every
thing he touched turned into gold. The case
is altered now; touch man with gold and
he will change into anything.
-"You ask and you receive. not, because
you ask MISS" said young lady to an old
gentleman who had popped the question to
her.
The man who SHIELD an Office" got tired,
and let go for the purpose Of resting him.
self short time, when the office got away,
and has not been heard from since.
-"Marriage resembles pair of shears"
says Sydney Smith, $50 joined that they
cannot be separated, often moving in oppo-
site directions yet always furnishing any one
who comes between them"
An advocate, the other day, said he had
two witnesses in court in support of the
cause of his client, and they would be sure
to speak the truth; for he had no opportuni-
ty of communicating with them.
A friend of ours says that he has been
without money so long that his head aches
"ready to split" when he tries to recollect
how a silver dollar locks. He says the no.
ton that "we live in world of change" is
a great fallacy.
AT an assembly of friends, a lady was
apologized for by an acquaintance, who said
she was detained by little "incident.sD,--
"Ah, yes" exclaimed Mrs. Clatterbcll, ga
beautiful little 'incident' it was, too-weighs
just nnie pounds and half"
"A chap down town wishes to excuse his
bad spelling, thus: 81 hoap yew vii xcuse
mi badd spellin specially the little is becase
i cant max them emmy biggur Oh! count of
the nip of my pen bein so short that it can't
make long mark.
A Danish writer speaks of hut so mis-
erabe that it did not know which way to
fall, and so kept standing. This is like the
man that had such complication of diseas-
es that he did not know what to die of, and
so lived on.
An out-west chap, walking with lady,
stumbled and accidentally fell. The lady
to commiserate his mishap, obser
we'd that she regretted hisunlucky .tanr pas.
The chap replied, 1T is not my fore paws,
but my knees that are hurt.
The Syracuse (New York; Standard
says: "Justice Hurst performed marriage
ceremony on Saturday evening last. The
bridegroom was a red-headed white man,
the bride was good looking squaw, and the
bridesmaid was genuine African wench."
That was fearful prayer of the infdel
sailor, in danger of shipwreck: 90! God, if
there be God, save my soul, if L have
soul !' But there is sublimity and beauty in
that of the soldier, on the eve of battle -
go God, if in the day Of batlle I forget
Thee, do not Thou forget me p'
"A foin' young gentlemen, turning
swiftly on his heel, ran his head against
young lady. He instantly put himself in a
position to apologize. Not word said the
quck-witted maiden; s'it isn't hard enough
to hurt auybody?" The coxcomb frowned
and sloped.
Sir Allan Park, an eminent English
Judge, once said: awe speak of our civili-
cation, our arts, our freedom, our laws, and
forget entirely how large share is due to
Christianity. Blot Christianity out of mans
history, and what could his laws have been
what his civilization"
In the neighborhood of Cincinnati there
are more than two thousand acres in grapes.
The profits per acre average, taking one