The Burlington weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1857-1858, 1857-10-28

.AN& ~ 6eAyv0e9tt0Qk chNy1Degf ~ 0Je0
teashw . Ne b. tie vert boat 6y : lady
naned Mira Kitteridge. who handed the
child 70 me eooA atser Z sreaoAea- the Ma.
ripA" lStatemsnt of Mrs. Ann Small
'0p9 eSssl.ss. sai..ri.l.
Tha EdiIbr Of the Plattsnoushu Je6srscni-
an being absent the Devil nndsrtahas 70 sus.
ataj4ths dignity of Tie chair, and diabolieally
sEadbSoAssSeh-ds foIlow3--. - ~ ~ ~ 81
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The last words Of the departing editor still
fnger in our earsE"Write chapter on FL
nancial Afairs"-so to begin. - u
ynASeA ArTAlsa
CHAPTER !.
Financial Affairs is tight-so We have been
uin(mmsd BY . gentleman who looked rs if he
fokht b know He alsoexpressed il as his
udjlibeIats conclusion, that unless money got
plentier, 20 ~ to act ON the body polite - a
laxative, things would be tighter. The last
position, at the first bluSh Ito The uhinitiat-
*, ) might seem plausible : But Ne take t.
sue with the gentleman, for the reason that
4 AeSontrasy IL Numerically opposite We
hold and think we can defy successful con-
ed tsaoictien-that the present crisis Is owing
70 the fact that our commercial arrangements
have been too extensive 10 all their vafi0us
-, xami6cations to perssrve the proper equili-
bfi1m, which consequently threw the per
psndicular line without the base, and Of
0)ufss BY every rule Of geometry. ~ we'll as
by every known principle Of We
have, for this halfhour, been scratching our
ma head for the rest Of that sentence, I've ere
satisfed that it is correct and immutAble, il
--Ne could think Of it, And found nc
matter what; twas not what We sought !
For which reason we are compelled, for u
further calculation Of this subject ~ re5ei
will explain the mattsr ID hi ausual hnppy
manner." He is usually 10 b fOund. ON
store-box, D Main Of, doors ~ rom levse
So endeth the 6rst chapter.
Rhapsodical:-Not being in an argumen
mpotive vein (see chapter lst) We light oul
pipe I've have several for the acomodation o
our friends and the abomination Of the edi-
tor-to b had J. Bro. 2 for 5c), elevate oul
French Calf 70 the window sill and look Out
(having frst made circular semi-transpar
=ent spot On the centre pans, BY the applica
stion ofs little Nster With . shoe brush)
We saidws looked ont but owing 10 tht
fact that oar head was considerably Lowell
than the aSorssaid transparent spot Il threw
to li.e ofsision Ct an angie shove III thinel
I11tkly, 70 renedy wafeh, recOurso - had q
piled on the chair brings us on line with
things-and enables us to see the Emma, as
she loats like q duck upon the waters be-
meath the broad shadow Of the bluff. This
10 oae of the best and most commodious fer
ries on the river (Which being practical re-
mark, for the benefit of our readers should
have been in the next chapter Big Muddy
is low. To the superficial observer, the
reason Of this would be the scarcity of wat
or ia her tributaries, but philosophers are a.
ware that it results from some peculiar, mys.
FERROUS motiol of the earth, the mouth Of
the river is gradually getting higher than
tho soprcsS end that finally the water will
tpr1aed low up stfeam. This is clearly
proven by the fact that the earths diurDal
paralax is continually ON the decrease. W.
refer the incredulous to Plutarch's Lives PIP
36U AS4 @.t@ FR ga 4
But Calico drees flits across our vision
leaving youth and beauty mirroEed up
q our fetina {supposed to be an expansion
Of the optic nerve.) This brings to mind the
heading of our chapter, and also the "teehen
lines of the poet
II :, ss s.ss. sas " e;ss =.
And a he girls tvixt ths eots Of your bootss
See swans Treatise. s
The above mentioned Lady hsd hoops
Hoops are an innovation" We lay it down
n . rule Of faction that all innovations should
be looked altar. Thas y to say, if good
they should be upheld-if bad they should
be put down. Now hoops are healthful and
pleasant to the weaFsr LOT course we only
A.,o.L f.o,,, ;cga,-.e;s,y, i<.s,I lid ~,aco a M
beauty to her appearance. Many may think
ASethe opinion Of the D--l lie not Of much
moment nevertheless we are emphatically
now and forever, in favor Of hoops, and be
liere that every young man OF good taste
viii be- found upholding them.
CHAPTER. III.
Col-WKps, OR SPIDER LIFE ILLUSTRATED
CAL 81 this Office and see for yourself They
hang in beautiful festoons from ceiling and
wal-amblems Of hnmbugry, hocuspocus
and turns OF the wrist o<
Walk into my pAxlor, said the spider to the Fly
Ills Is The substance Of the siren song which
ore half Of the world sing to the other
half and like the ay they "go in lemons and
get oQn0osA"
Corolhry. The question of .going i'm is
to-bs decided for or against % you ere
SQueezs7or, or squoos-se
Eqeese.or-go in. ssg +
@laccs-ee-'get up and dust s@a 50
afal The iail1rs Of the Western Ex-
m Hamburg j. the toast:
That rules the world all over;
Mdngry merit Gths editcr1 gnaws
as ~ ~ Il the post M So II.
ssss Whilst shallow psetsnce-ganmon,
,s =, e rascality, and scnlldugery trolls
In clover. .asasaes NJ. s
Here he crank broke, and thus ends the ID
cn1pe9Es EpsflW tf = s4lr5 agst SEQ
ssaasi1 g ssa CHATTER ~. s1 81 ei.s
Dusine which the D--l goes down to
the steamer HaM. RylAnd to take I drink;
msets an old friend from w hite Cloud, and
the consequence Is that this chapter Amt
wrie6M I'd rs . ssi $50
e $50 From the N. Y. Eve. Post.
" Lines ~ Buster. as1
asaHMOT 81 COL DsMrfn.
When merchants fondly trust to paper. a
And End too late that banks betray,
What art can help them through the scrape,