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The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1857-10-05

spsacy he'd been discovered IN GuadalajarA Nothing
sald aeoss 10 oharsCtes or objscA
Ne, The Gyverng be iasessed win sb ,oluss authority
during Ne peeens emergencies.
ne rssssrs. outrage. .sd murders committed in the
regioo o. Tcpic arc truly alarming.
Indian dspst daons oanss9ne The state OF durango
viii unrel.ntsy sninosty. The Indians have asaossd
with them ali the horses ana mules thai zane II sutir
way, and Otherwise abusing lhe inha si,an.s Of We
In Durango robberss szs or q fsqus.s occurrence =
in osser payts Of she Northern Astes.
Coboa entered the Town 6 CspultxuAc, whore he made
prDcneis and 70 satiae his rage dered their imme
dale execution Among the murdered 10 numbered o.
Santiago CAmAoho and several other distinguished ind
The Official pewspapes OF QaeretsFo OF the loh, states
that Oooos ana vcAso the revolutionary ohe's are com
trg depredatons In the 6ate Of xs:aoscaa, and Thai
eco men.
On The TN inst the Veta de doc Rios In Jaapa was -
gAuned by 3 band OF robbers number pg thirty. Tue
Gs Poico Of the dsrCt sent out party Of guards 10
sTprehcnd the Indicators
persons suspicion Of conspiracy, nmoag Ihcm
oae Of he efces paidoued n Pue0a in tho last revo
the Ge Pouio Of Co5doya discovered lately plan Of
conspiracy and rested four the principals ki lated In
ihey have been sent 70 orizsva, there 70 DO tried no
The accounts from Aguascahentes report three reoent
robberies At The Rancho 90 oa SandcvAles party Of
highway carried Of $50 silver, saddle horse
many other articles Il value In the Of AguAscahense
the ropne stole ON the cuxom houae let OF msn1fao
tured tobacco The robbers had $50 made m attack upon
the Rancho do los Tanques Ia Of thexo have
tho authorities been able to arrest the malefAcnTs
RE d!lgcn that left vers Cruz tho lss rubbed
Nxr leaving OrzAvA, between AcA;Zuso and Saa Gregg
rio, In pDac5 OIL ed sa Pa mi las by hye 'obbess rhsy
carried CTR all the monty and baggage. Nshody hurt
The coach, koM The capital for GuAnajdAto, IVES a.
.suited and the passengers robbed st place CALLED
Bucnav hta.
Letters fom la Pa. to the 9Th August that revolt
abous breaking 10 tina, port and only suppressed
by NE extraordinary Efforts Of Colonel Yanez Inc ooos
mspdpg officer In the Peninsula Tired Of starving 70
DEATH the soldiers had determined ssoking the town.
when he Cnlonel apprsed Of thor intentions only an
hour before the Outbreak OF the marched 10 the
Cusrtel with mfg he dee mel reliable, pointed Gis
u tho building and forced the TebsA 70 render
They then oissTpieo, tho heavy gurs and snail
and ordnance S!ores ali p'a,sd board tho
Schooner General Bisncsre, and The i'm mediate
~ PARTLY shipped and partly sent OF BY land be dis
lrbuttd in Eoeys LoYefo oos Santos San Antouto aud
San Joae oil unsrmed shie Don Leon Yanez remains In
La PSF sh about $50 men, who likewise no. entvnst
ed With srms Twelve oon co 'nr,s,oned officers had
heen sent eff In 1sns to Carmen Island.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1857-10-05

BrRSlNG or TIE eraAxBosr O-osoLA Shortly Atsr tSo
O'Clock 'unday morning IRE broke ont Ia tho steam
boa osoeols yirg 81 the foot Of lie Roy street Mr. w. g.
Resell he engineer, the only person Steering on
beard, ard when svoke by the SMOKE, hxS oui little time
allowed him for escape, rapid ire SMOKE and flames
spread Throughout tne boat The flames we're fret seen
around the eoier ard before supouei by sbe hremeu
tended cro ana an of the boat, oaurng damage probably
to the smouri o, 900 or s. o,o ssens by the rs,e
OF she engineer the Fro Marshal At the time a.
NE ne that on SATURDAY. afternoon he hNd got up stcsu
Tor The rurpose o. rms tho boiler and engine, - Wa
inc OWNS wsss PM ae oo ~, ""n ,s
II mistt be pcsrbc that all not have beeu oytu-
subbod, ard the ne rsmanes smoalderirg una broke
out O'Clock IN the morning. ms boat i ornsd ny Mr.
William Ssreii, aud Ia vafned by nj a II $1,000 There
IL an Insurance. 90 tie boa, ard msnhoery 70 the snouu
~ 81 500 2soo Of rhch IA In The Continental u Phls
depha and 81 SEQ 10 toe Excssor Insurance Company
OF his city, snd the amount IN an,tser city
psny. the n, Of which NJ se-el could not recollec
fhe flames he'd been rsslug many maass before the
resm whistle hesan T. pipe loudly, whioh alarmed tho
nTcmen, cs, Tiers should follow exl2osion Of toe
NEE 10 back eorp for snor, perios aS, ,he DANCE,
tpsezred 70 have pssss asay.
LADY wAtHrsGros EsGIss COMPANY No ~ lcf! this cir
yesterday for Pnsdelpn. where sney viii participate W
the grand p-coeon Viii III 'skss psse 10 day At
hat pscs The msmb~s or 80 engine comp sny we're
dressed In drsb ohen and looked remarkably veil; tn
c they all ne Muscular i,osry ouns mon, md ~iii
,enresent the FIRE Department ~ New Yo,k credit
ably In the city Of Brcstcry inve. They viii resp-u
hone Wednesday evening vheo their friends ~ home
~ give teen one Of t-ose splendid rececons thai have
become % popular with our nremcn rcoeoty
KUN RlnroAp Can --Yoxtcrday, near the middle
q, the cay mau was Third avenue pear slx
ynfh street, BY o. the city oar and died within i've
mirutcs sfor the accident secma, scccrdps 70 the
statements OF vprioss persons MAT the man was dunk
and had erdeavored get several bit they all had
refus ed tasps him. this passed, he plunged or
ward skpg sssiust toe horses and fell ibe iron, wheel
passing Immediately his body, crushing him In
fishtfu manner The car vAa insxnuy soppod but he
expired In few minutes.
TApor ErcrrIos. Union Ferry Guard, Captain
Jas BOZ composed Of tbs employ On Of the Union Ferry
Company tssir s,nus excursion for tyse, rsc
ice oa saturday The 90 vpsny visited Jamsi1a, T. ,
and thore oontcndod for thirty three prrN presented 70
them ny The managers OF The ferry comp.ny
ADHESION TO rHs RAs Michael Coonoy, Police Justse
e, The eombs vas duly admitted counsellor ia~ Ia The
suTrsme Court on Friday.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1857-10-05
Our Acapulco correspondence

AcPrtcJ, sep, 10, 1887.
SN0soci Psusa q staA-r k,xsoo-No 0,~mwrsoasOn
-tA IA CsrriaI- r,oarso sid W R6essusat,o- n W.
U-tsdsse fb-o,,-Neoesssy " ao',a b. "a. Gov.rrru,U
-or.g-n # ne D.Gcsl,y -speuala,.. ef Cen. 1igra-
Poyulay Re~sas1 b rasatson SCAT, ., OIj ga d. &C.
ne csiscs position In ~h On thit stae situated the
p-sseD. time u unlise any svens thai has Isxes place
wfhin her borders the revoiDoa q 1876. snoe
~hs' 1xs and - u The preea the name Of Alvarez has
Dees tower o. Strength" rearing, ssa q advanced.
ovi-vs around -hcs fsie could no, bre~s through
@verthro- tss word powerful than the lac q
khs ssd Nese dDe ga bay AfNns his orders when pro
Suusssa, sad Rgso sOd enough 10 podsAle a. al
eos aYu him, 70 this bic sroughos, srbeptius sAns.
AIRS 10 Apt, Sbs ~ho v,s 90 sonously defeated BY
. nandful q haaos unSef sgnnan "a geBcrd Alvarez
be power sus greatness nss filler fsSa hin sad me
snsins, rumDerirg hsif sweey hoassra 81 Pttos are
hsnnsd iofetrsr . fessu tns uantpns IL biz po~,r.
abd oestroy th~ sbvc ~h.rh Ne trlss 81
:. - 80 fuIDoseo " hsfs anos fnUaglg t9g liner
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1857-10-05

FOOD PRopUUA AND axPog rs--EorCs TO oALIFoR
MA sBlPPsRs-vALUE or ExRORrs-EPIDHMfo AT
EoNoLULu--DIscovaRY OF A HERRING FISHERY.
We have advoes f.om the Sandwich hlAnds, daied q,
Honolulu on LIST Of August.
The Polesi0n gives the following manifest OF she
70 OF tho Ka MAJ lately arrived from K,nuui 800 ou b.
eF ~bess, l3 bags oats "a bos kegs sugsr, AZ bos
mo's,e' kegs syrup ,s bales VOL nog, sog straw
The Commercial Advertiser publiahes the follow & ad
dTesseo 70 Sen Francisco merchants and shipmauers-
in 10 sse need vessel walt more ,hAn fro one /, two
hours 70 land mall tin pert rnless she Chooses to 90
Ann when Honoulu csnnt be resc led during The
cay, v"sns can leave The ns at L.hs'n., on Maui which
pert lie about eight hours sail the windward and 81
wsys easy 81 access. There ID danger OF lsng tbe
vino here, when the trade Wind blows fresh Vessels
pas ing Coco and Diamond Heads will be 'elegrapned 10
The ot and bonls despstcsed 10 them, Nth eypar;e
TO the vessel Ships brrgng MAILS o,ner great avor
on the mercantile ireres Of the port though the legal
Fsy for srch service Is but . lie.
The total vaue OF domes 10 exports from the pr. OF
Hcrolus for The 81 non,hs sndisg June 80, 1875, VA
same psrioc 1881 eco 4a-sh,sing difference IN iaycr
of imports o. S4l, l62 81
lulu The Advertiser nyz-rne epidemic, which Is ouy
he rf,snTa has visited nearly eTey no se Sores have
beer eicsei, emotions psponed and su-ss perv,de,
the tom ~ though each wooG Gay . Sabbath We
heard OF ssveral aesths among natives sributsd 70 tbs
IL fus nsa but csrnoi t-A,e rem 70 any foundation We
doGbt whether has been the OF death In Ia
stance We understand that the epidemic has Oh IN r.
seH nrrons rattle
John Young one es the native chiefs sled on Tie 18th o.
Jry He ~ss sorn on H,sar, 10 1870 At one Il ne be
Gose'n;r o. Maui; .fer~aros he hnser Of the
Interior, and n the time Of bis death Chambt rsu 70 he
King
three hundred pineapple plAnss were carried Homo
iu'r from The hkquesas for the nurpe Of being trans
plApbd sed ths, THE species pr sducc better fruit
IL an those nj pressnt on the Wlspqs.
The Commerctol Adu,rtisr lefrns from ksygNfna Bay
that the 2tth OF Jolly Se bsyk frances Palmer Capt
Green of inst pert bad taken 275 ba-reis u sperm
which - very scod caica
Tho rAyies VINO ooush, the wreck aSthe o F-cm,n',
LA; IN reris'nas Island last December, haze recently
iurret from expedition sitter her ca-go b,intcg load
OF m5er ana o.nsr varAbi.. lhey bad 70 haul the
lumber forty mile and oari,d hoea s'd Wagons FOR the
p-rrcso On Chris'nas bland hsv diyrovs,e1 sail lake
ard edible
The schooner jose cstsrs from California vas oHers
for rale st Htpoul5, but wtnc for rant or bias
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1857-10-05
IMPORTANT FROM MEXICO.
COmp Iete Discrimination Of the
Republic.
Imprisonment Of an american Consul.

critical Position Of Gen. Alvares in the south
No Quorum Of Congrsss-Nsw rshuaatspsc
0rant-Reasons fer AnnuIing the sloo
cour act Rebellion in Guadslajara-
What Comon1ort Nay Do
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1857-10-05
MATRIMONIAL.

A LADY ov RrsPRCTABILy, FINE PERSONAL H
"A perapca, fay. ewes ross complesOn v~>rs OF 40
nfan., wbhee to form 4 matrimonial Alliance wi, n
gentleman verpecai iy. The he OF
ehsaeer snd fror ~ - 80 years ~ are Can or .dsva~
Ny- Po' Nsir -rsl ohica zoe Hrecker street NO NOTES.
,sken o. e'lers sxcept dou1 h nncnsca
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1857-10-05
rert n ss,. vorx. octocsy .. 1897.

ARRIVED.
nfnnsiin Sisr ~ De West arsv Afoinvan, SeptT wff
psoe pAssengers ~ y ao0srs
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Movements Of ocean steamers.

Hrslfb sAo.Sd - .-rlsd
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24
EATON, PREBIE COUNTY q. DEC, 24, 1857 7::i"

your standing in the, church God
looks at the heart That half ollar
shows how much christianity here is
there. Keep it as long as xpu I've, and
ask yourself, every time yd6 sec It, if a
half dollars worth of religion VII car
ry you to heaven. IL u oe al gil efd
,''That is enough, said the ,nseEehant,
as his face turned crimson with shame
II cannot bear any more. AE1ie, has
in reality, overcome evil with good, and
from this time will promises os
ss.Yo ou cannot atone for the Ikt, Will
liam; your sisters suffering nd that
half dollar will ever starsd4 -.
against YOU You can only cultivate q
Christian spirit in future" Go to New
York and see Aunt Betsey, your moth
er's sister: When Il was looking for
Annie, / found her, i'm an attic, thinly
clad; and, by her pale, careworp face, !
should judge, rather .scantily supplied
With food. Gooto her, and prove your
penitcnce, by giving her comfortable
home, and supporting her the rest Of hel
life. 1t is the only possible atonensni
'2SI will promise to do 'iit''r it. replied the
merchant, eff YOU and Annieswill for
give and forget the past A'r7' RsrH w.
Annie will, / have. no doubt, she is
SO kind and forgiving; but I tell you,
William, it is hard thing for me to do
it, I could forget an unkindness to-
wardsmyself, but to thinkthat my wife and
childrenlwere starving, and you turned
cold shoulder upon them! It's good
deal to ask a husband to forget that
however, I'll try, if you 10 your duty
toward Aunt Betsey.@ E,HFH II
Iheomerchant did as he promised,
and in few weeks after, Aunt Betsey
was occupying comfortable rooms in a
respectable street in Boston. -tr-
She was pious old lady, who had
for years supported herself with her
needle, and when her nephewitold her
he would provide for her the remainder
of her days, she replied that she had al
ways felt he would sometimes be true
Christian, for she had prayed night and
day for him, and prayed in faith too,
and God had answered her prayer. a
The half dollar was kept in the mer-
chants desk, and whenever he felt that
his old aunt was burden to him, or a
desire to see his name in print among
the benevolent men of tho times, he
looked at that half dollar, and thought
Of his zpast selfishness, Of hfx sister $
sorrows, and of her generosity and kind
ness to him in return, and it had the
desired effect of alike conquering his
vanity and awakening his real bencvo-
lencc afresh. g. O.. a.-rea. -t ..
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24

ScIENcE.-'A frog says Prof Pump
is an amphibious animal, as what lick,
ers on cold water, CONSEQUENTLY invented
the teetotal society. lie always walks
with jump, he does and when he sits
down he has to stand up. Being Low.
or of native melodies, he gives free con.
certs every night, he does himself He
pcrwides music for the millions, which
has been so called, because it is usually
heard in a mill-pond. He is warmint
what ain SO bad when broiled on a grid
die. No STREET
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24
Shit. 5Bortrt1.
Live for Something. g. !

Live for something; be n not iiidleMe! lee!G7
Look about thee for employ I -. =
Sit not down to. useless dreaming
Labor is the sweetest Joy, s;.I -.
Folded hands are ever weary, ~ u, -
~ - Selfish hearts are never gay, .
Life for thee hath many d1ties@-..95.'. a.
.asiAqqtt Active b, iths ithsn, While you may ;.
.ssissilss ss 4s5 Ia isEia pat 4,;-. :. !,
:, Gentle words aud cheering smiles, =
Better are than. gold and silver, :, .,
With their grief dispelIing wiles.
AS the pleasant sunshine falleth
.GRvert6nytlie grateful earth, ,5lL
So let,syInpathy and kindness, sal
sswGladasp we'll the darkened earth e.
.II4asuoI9 nj aated III nora .ni-sit
Hearts that andWearyiss
sew Drop the tear of sympathy a.a.!-i-
1XhisperEords of hope and comfort, r,
nj Give, and thy reward shall be q lls
Joy unto thy soul returning NOD ,i
vf,oFrom this perfect fountain4headil
.IFreely,,as thou freely. givesthnuaI =r
1o Shall the grateful light,be shed-ih
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24
I.haveLOst my WAY,

Il have lost my way" said little
girl to me this morning. She had wan
dered too far from her fathers house
II want to go home,' the child said,
and her tears fell thick and fast upon
her little hands. / led the little lost
one home; and it was sweet to witness
the rejoicings of. the parents over the
restored lamb. ......-......+. ....
q have lost my way" repeated
sadly to myself in these deep labyrinths
of life !: my feet wander in strange paths
the fruit which had so fondly coveted,
like the apples of Sodom, turned to
ashes on my lips; memories of my glad,
prayerful childhood, comes sweeping
over my soul have left my Fathers
house, and too want to go home.
God has made the parent type of
his own infinite love; and if an earthly
father can say, alt was meet that we
should be merry and be glad, for this
my son was dead and is alive again,
and was lost and is found" how much
more will our Heavenly Father well
come the wanderers return to his pro-
tecting love! The sweet tears shed are
those of patience. Some. of the noblest
steps trod are those which return from
wanderings. a greater than fathers
love waits to embrace the prodigal. "
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24

PLAIN TRUrH-Some one who .un?
derstands the subject describes the edu-
cation of "young gentlemen and the la
Dies" of the would be fashionable sort
which tends only TO mental weakness
and fashionable decay, as follows -
ga young gentlemen-a smooth faced
STRIPPING with little breeding and less
sense, ripens fast, and believes himself a
nice young man. He chews and smokes
tobacco, swears genteely, coaxes embryo
imperials with bears grease, twirls a rat
tan, spends his fathers money, rides fast
horses--on horseback and in sulkeys,
double and single-drinks Catawba.
curses the Maine law and firts with
young 'ladies,' hundreds of which are
just like himself, though of different
gender; and this is the fashionable edu,
cation of the day. The fathers and
mothers of those tools were once poor
Good fortune has given them abundance
Their children go through with an mex
haustible fortune, and into the pool
house. Parents, you are responsible fol
this folly. Set your sons and daughter
to work, and let them know that only
in usefulness there is honor and prosper
ity." ".s a-. ...--.
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24
Caught the Panic.

= A tall, lank, Jerusalem m sort of a a'fel-
low, pretty we'll under the influence of
Mr.. Alcohol, was observed swinging to a
lamp post on Fifth street last. night
He was talking quite loudly to the afore-
said post, when aguardian a of the night
approached him. il grggtafn trE - ....-
"tCome, sir, you are making too much
noise, said the watchman. ~ g..
ssNoise? whose that said noise ?" asked
the post holder, as he skewed his head
truder a sober look. e4ovog a;aariii..sl
.s:.IIt IT Eas | replied the watchnfan,
full view. $50 II ~
nsYou p and who in the ID are
you? 1T iaiut me that's making al the
noise. mo, sir. It's the Banks that's
making all the noise. They are a break
in a crushin' and a .smashin' Of things
to an Incredible amount. Noise p It's
the Bankers that are making all the
noise. They are cussin' arippni, and
a +stayin', all round, It's the brokers
that are. making, all the noise. They
are a holierin%,' an a yelpin', and a
screechin'' like wild injuns, over the
times, that worsers everybody but them
selves; No, sir, it amt me that's a ma
kin the noise. !" 49,
eYou are as tight as a brick in new
wall,"" said the officer, amused at the
good nature of the individually aij' -7
;"Me tight2i, Who said am tight !?
No, sir, you are mistaken, It's not me
that's tight. 1t is money that's tight
Go down on Third sreet, an they II tell
you there that money is tight. Read
the newspapers, and you'll find out that
it's money that's tight, Ne tight?, l
have got nary red, but sKanawha, and
the d--l could not get tight on that.
No, sir, I'm not tight '' "i"
-"Then you are drunk -ldj .1a1oH
s.Drunk2 Stranger yer out of it again.
The worlds drunk. The hull communi-
ty is a staggcrin' round, buttin, their
heads agin stone walls and skinnin' of
their noses on the curbstone of adversi-
ty. Yes, sir, we're all drunk-that is
everybody's drunk but me. I'm sober
sober as police judge on rainy day.
ain't drunk no, sir, stranger, l ain t
drunk" ~" u '-''"' 80 ''
E"What are you making such fool of
yourself for then pr . ..rai< :
"tool 0lf, M no 1ool N olS-
tressed, have cotched the eontagion. -
I'm afflicted"
care you sick ?'' '''-''' .
"Exactly.' -'a".r "-r..
'What's the matter with you?" .-
"I'ce got the pa'aics.' - .,.. . ..-.. ...'
s.The what p
1.-The panics, sir it's a going to carry
off this town, L tried to escape by hard
drink, but it's no use. The panics have
got me sure" IL. a.. --... .-i-. L.s
The watchman, more amused than
ever, rendered his sympathy, and what
was better, his aid, to the panic stricken
individual In the course of half an
hour he had the pleasure ofputting him
into the door of his boarding house and
pointing out to the best remedy--a soft
bed and long slumber.--Cm. Times. ''''.''
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24

VERBAT EFT LITERAT-The San Di-
ego Herald publishes what it calls an
''epitaf," written upon a young man
who was accidently shot; f.. 49,.
''here lies the badly of Jeems Hambrick
who was accidently shot
on the banks of the pacus river
-..- by young man r"...
he was accidentally shot with one of the
large colts revolver with no stopper for
the cock to rest on it was one of the old
fashioned kind brass mounted and OF
such is the kingdom of heaven"
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24
QUAINT SIMILE.-An eastern college

QUAINT SIMILE-An eastern college
editor, speaking of the education of
young misses at boarding schools, says:
Besides this; there is the piano, where
the fingers are compelled to travel more
in one day than the feet do in one term;
and the mind must be kept on the stretch
over spider-tracked music till the rea-
son reels and the brain swims, and the
notes to the page before her carry no
more idea ON the mind than so, many
tadpoles truinq to climb orcr q rail fence."
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24

nm-A country youth who had return,
ed from the city, was asked by his anx.
ious father if he had been guarded in
his conduct while there. 'Oh, yes, was
the reply, Il was guarded by two police
men part of the time. ~ p.
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24

B9- At a recent fair held in Polk
county, Iowa, the most noticeable fea-
turc of the whole exhibition was largo
cage, containing two ferocious wildcats,
and on placard over the cargo, in large
letters, was the following inscription /;
Nebraska Bank Observation-Disclosures
for the exclusive benefit Of Nebraska
bill holders ...... ..-...-... ..!.-.. q .
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24
nay- When once rou allow a rirl.

s@- When once you allow a girls
head to get full of inery and beaux, and
her heels full of waltzes, polkas, and
cotilions, you may about as well throw
her books in the fire and marry her to
the first simpleton who will take her off
your hands, for her days of study and
improvement are at an end.
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24

MyAs a clergyman was burying a
corpse, woman came and pulled him
by the sleeve, in the middle of the ser
vice, 'sSir, sir, must speak to you i'm
mediately." -. ...,.4.
"Well, then, what is the matter?'
"Why, sir, you are going to bury a
man who died of the small pox, near my
poor husband, who never had it. ..
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24

R@"Do my ears deceive me z" said
Augustus Fitzpop, in a rapture, at the
opera; 'can these be sounds of Heaven,
or do my ears deceive me?' .. ....
"Your ears may deceive you," said
old Roger, in semi-audible voice, "but
they don't deceive anybody clsc-they
are the only true index wo have of your
character
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24
n@unw MANY sickly ones wish the

How many sickly ones wish they
were healthy; how many bcggarmen
wish they we're wealthy; how many ugly
ones wish they were pretty; how many
stupid ones wish they were witty; how
many bachelors wish they were married
how many benedicts wish they had tar
ried !! Single or double, lite's full Of
trouble-riches are stubble, pleasures q
bubble. .....-, ......
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24

rA-Some witty chap, who 'knows the
ropes" shrewdly says that bowling is a
science by itself, and must be attended
to by those who would, by turning and
twisting themselves, keep in the sun
shine of fashion. Bow very reverently
to a million of dollars, most respectful
ly to a hundred thousand, courteously
to fifty thousand. civilly to ten thous-
and, and never know poverty by sight
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-12-24

WHAT is MAN?--A young lady an-.
swcrs: CA thing to waltz with, thing
to 1irt with, to take one to places OF
amusement, to laugh at, to be married
to, to pay ones bills, to keep one COM
fortably." Not far from the truth.