Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-03-20
q From N0ah,s Times and Messenger

Sssisss q 81, 49, sssS
I q From N0ah,s Times and Messenger.
The veteran letter writer of the above
journal, opens up in q peculiar Vein ol
sarcastic commentary up the Mormons,
His letter is running verbatim comment
Etary upon an official statement, which, we
some weeks ago Published of the views
and the miserable delusions which Brig
Iham Young retaiis Quito his deluded fol!
lowers: ka9Sa49liR Hek9Vs
SAINT K1ckl1&s HoTEL; Jan. q, 81.
Eddyturs of tie Sunday Times !. 'eAf
DoorinE the last few days. / hey he'd
considabuE conversation withia remarka-
bull smart old lady, who lately past SEWN
munths near Salt hake Sitty and onderS
stands 10 a dot the habits and customs Of
theppoppyiashin ofithat p6llygammonus
settlement. heyin .carfnlly stnddied their
sayins and dooins. and incummings and
2outgoings, all the time she squotted in
that yicenity. / he'd heerd and red a
power of stuff about the fmormerl and the
morwimmin' and there consarns. before.
but this yenabul persun hes given me sum
new rink!es9 The way Brighum Yung
disLribits his favers amungst his sixty
eight ribs is interestin aud 6ridginal.s. All
his better halves hes seprit kwartefs, and
every day he takes wun Of EN- out from
beri own door in his cartridge, and on
thare return she washes herself in a bath
aavered with 'aramatic cents, Gums out.as;
bloomin as "a Bathsheby. dresses herself
to kill. and sets down with The norman
Soloman TO an egskwisit banquit!p va
In this way he runs throo The hull six
ty.eight, takin each ia her reglar turn,
aud then begins agen at the opposite end
to wharf he left of. Bruther Yung has.
pursood the same rooteenfor = ears. which
proves thaIe mast be a plenty OF pith in
that wunderful elder. think his plan is
a triful plesenter and ,fairer than the insul-
tin mode adopted in the harem Of the
grand senior. whar his imperial hyness
merely pitches his pocket hankecher at
the feet, of the lady the rekwires, as
eff she was washer. woman cum for
dirty Inning.
Yung has o6shally stated why him aud
his brethren desires plewrality Of wives.
Thars nuthin senshil or karnGl in it, he
allows. They merely want TO prepar the
rite sort Of tnbernackles for the muItitood
of sperits looking out for lodgins. and
witch would be shure to getinter disrepi.
table kwarters ef the Mormens, want
continually providin for thare accomhy.
dashin. That's Profit Yungs argament.
Aint he konsiderit
When Norman profit takes a new
wife he calls it being sealed to her but
| should say it was oney watering, for Of
she happens to be q non-prodoocer he
soon draps her and tries another. ltis q
sakrid principul in the kreed ofthe preests
to turmoil thare wives when they get agid: /:
and even shaky old preest, virgin on
three score and ten, will often .hev a gal
of sixteen in his harem. They justify this
pu:ceeding by the 'egsampIe OF King Da.
vid. who. according to skiptcr, was a
perticklar faverite of hevin.
AS the Mormen territory is alreddy
nocking at the door Of tho Union for adj
mishin as sruvin state. its jest as well 10
get the hang Of the norris Of these s,ran.
gers before we take cm in. Ef thar's en-
ny Truth in gospil teechings. thare a Sec
kind edishin Of the citysins Of Sodim and
Gomorry. and merit a similar contribu.
shin of.sulfur. The kwcstin is. shall We
bind this shock Of bIasfemy and prostitoo.
shin inter the holy sheEe Of freedom, or
shall we not? The jewrets say Il lsent
agen the constitooshin Of the United
States. but darned ef it aint' agen mine
Why my informant ses that sum Of the
elders amt kontent to take thare wives by
retail. one out of fammaly, but wlar
thar's good looking muther and darters,
sank,iide old cote will sumtimes marry
the hu ! batch. Five agree to take insest,
brotherIy, and blasfemy into the Union.
we shall have Toft axipg for admishin
next. E'enamost every claws of the con.
ssitooshin hes been twisted two or three
ways. and l go in for givin it bit Of an
extree carlikew. ef nessaserry. to black out
Brutber Yung and his profigut crew. Its
bad enuf to hey EN- representa- in Con.
gress BY DELICATE, without giyin EN- the
tull vice Of a state in the Sennit and the
House. 81 1as3Eg - e:
line demmycrat, and go for liberty
The biggest kind. but the biggest kinder
libertines is not the cattle that oughter
partissiPate in its benny6ts. Hoping
that you coinside with me on this impor.
tant internal kwestin, l rename,
a51z Yours, alius. - 81
A DIsbAEDED VoLuHTEER. =
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