New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-07
CINCI.NNA TT STORIES.

C.uGnT THE PAsIc-A tall, lank, Jerusalem sort
of fellow pretty well under the influence OF Mr. Al
cohol was observed swing ing to lamp post on Fifth
street last light. lie taking quite loudly to the
aforesaid post, VIXEN guardian of the Light sp-
preached him.
Come, Sir, you are making too much n'ise." said
the watchman.
"Noie? who's that said noisel' asked the POST
holder as he skewed his head and endesyoted in van
to give the intruder sober look.
a." It was me-" replied the watchmsn, as he exposed
his slveIed nun bers TO full view.
you! and who in the ID are you Il tain me
hats maxim of the roiss. No, cir. It's the bank
that's making all the noise. They are breaki9, a
cIushiu' and mashin' of things to sn incredible
amount. Noise It's the bankers that are maxim OF
the bose. They a cussin rippn', and a s;avin
oil round. It's the brokers that are mako Of the
noise. They are a hollciin. ani yelpn, and
scIeechin', Ike Wild il iuns the times, that
ers everything but themselves No, cir. it amt nae
that's a maxim Of ths noise
You are tight as brick in a new WALL sad the
officer amused at the good nature of the in0ivi1ua
one Tight Who said / am Tight No, SI, you
are mistsken. It's not me that's tight It's money
that's tight. Go down Third street snd 'ney 'sii
you there that money is tight CD into the work
thops, an you find money is ngh:. kssa ,hs ne
NE tish I've got nary red but Kspahaws and the
ID couldn't get tight on that. No, Sir, I'm not
tight"
"Druuk Stranger, yer OUT Of il sgin. The world 8
drunk. The hull community Is a-Stsggeriu' round
buttin their heads asin ttOne walls and sknuin Of
their noses on the curbstone of adversely. Yes Sir
Wen sll dsurk-tbat is, everybody's drunk but me.
I'm sober sober as a police judge on rainy day
l amt dIunb; no, Sir stranger, amt drunk
"What are you making such a fol OF yourself for
"Fool1 Sir, I'm no fool. I'm distressed: I've
catched the coniagion. I'm afflicted"
care you sick T.
"Eractly."
"Whats the matter with you"
"IVs got lie panics.'
1.-The whatl'
"The psnics, Sir; it's going to carry of this towo
l tried TO escape by hard drink bat It's 10 use Tae
parics lave got me, sure
The watc6nap, more amused than ever, rendered
hs sympathy and, what was better, his. aii, to the
panic. stricken individual. In TIE course Of half an
hour be had tee pleasure Of putting hi into the door
of his boarding house. and pointing out to hl the best
remedy-a sof! bed and lorg slumber. Cir. Times.
ABEr OF Kiss "A beautiful and lovely woman
the wife Of prominent Republic Al" politician of
Toledo, arrived in this cit, vest, rdsy 10 pay wager
IF kiss that Chase would De elected By majority of
five thousand, which bet she made with well koown
Democratic lawyer residing on Fourth street Accord.
ing to the agreement the loser to cone or 60 al
the way The other and pay the nde beiness BY the
ls Of Nogember, which condition she fulfilled by a..
irving sid prof,ring pay nert yesterdsy--thus axci.
path & The specified period by dsy.
lCnoirns: Enquirer, Nov L
"a DEAD SURE THING An acquaintance. while
pe. s1g over The Ohio aud Mississippi Railroad from
St npis 10 Cincinnati dsy or two SIEGE overheard
the following conversation be.ween quart4.e Of Ia
de al gentlemen, which struck him as being sutfi-
Gently ludi:rous 10 wsrsrt publication. The two la
dies it seems were from Kansas, ard tie gentlemen
were tavelirg scquaintances The conversation
nnred on the subject OF matrimony, and oee of the
eertlemen, moved perhaps by the tender passion,
asked his female coniosnion if she was Married.
a. was married" sighed the blooming da Ne "but
alas know not ii my husband be dead or alive. |
card that he wss sc.id n'ally killed in Pitsburgha
few wet ks ago and am going there 10 asce:tatn
whether the report be tue or fa.se.'
well, I've got dead sure thug on my husband"
remsked the other lady, for sa him buried Eve
weeks age"
Our fIisnd who r.laies this snecdote, suddenly dis
Appeared bebesh the voluninous folds CT his over.
made bis srpesrauce his f-cs plainly indicated ina.
some sfrore internal comnoton bad tsken place with
in his system. lCinclnnau Commercial.