The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1857-01-06

duces IN the West Indies, on the South A
mcrican coast, or in any of the regions from
which sugar is brought to our country. This
/ alone should be a sufficient reason with the
honest 'protectionistFto repeal the sugar tax.
He pustbe more than . pretectionist- --he
must be little out of his censes-who in
sists on legislating SO as to encourage such a
manifest waste of human industry. 49,
! Camp Meeting Talk. s,;i.., :
A chap down Soulh-uent to Camp meet
ing, and gives the following amusing account
Of the 'disjointed conversation he heard there.
Preaching had not begun, and promenadipg
was in progress. We took a. convenient stand
and tried to catch the remarks of tho various
couples, as they went slowly by u.s.. q ,.6ul
and my broiEer om says ' thsi HsSry soSer
brags about the many times he has kissed her
right in the mouth, and she never slaps him
atyall when nobody is by, aud I'm sure l
should die if people was to talk Of me as they
do about her. a,i.,,.-,s.
I "Com is,up. again, you know and Ishall
make at least six hundred barrels if make q
peck, and consequently - q y; T,ol ~
| eWhat spectacle this is, to be suah chaw.
All wondahI if these pecHe55dpw'd booty
| gal, amt she--build their own, tents, owa hi
wah men to doeit fowah .'em. Must be
gweat bowa to- b-s,,,,.... b,,-o-.
"Be married from six weeks from last Tues
day. K heard ma talking about it, but you
mustn't mention it for the world. It is great
secret" so.-.,s u. t....,,,.d M, nv
"Really now, and she's as ugly as''---s ~,
"The finest sow YOU eversaw. Pure Berk-
shire, and has nine splendid pigs ~ It's tho
best trade ever made, and / would not take
thirty dollars lor",---r t,.-,se ,gsk - n
"Scoloped pctticoats only look, Amy!
Nine flounces and hoops in the bargain! Oh.
thank you., You don't, know how !, would
love 20 be present, sir, am so fond of the
exhilerating dance, but father says
Il am truly gratifed, my dear young
friend, to learn that you arc SO deeply i'm
pressed with the necessity Of Immediate re-
pentence, and shall make this very day.
"Ten yards {, gimp for the bosom, and /.
maroon velvet hn,ling for tho neck and
sleeves, and oh, Emily
''rho finest baby you ever saw--black eyes
and large limbs. six weeks old md Weighs
"Sixty one ounces aud a quarter to the
bushel. None better in, the country. Free
from garlic and cockrel, and large grained. I
hold it at w
..stillopolis, next Saturday. Bob Both
sydes, the former Congressman, will speak as
he says
"Ah, Mr.. Pepper, YOU flalter me SO! Just
SO, how horribly Kate Wilmot is dressed
She viii wear yellow, though it makes her
look like 'e g. fH
"Fevcr aud agy,, believe. They've all
been laid up with it, and poor old mans
did You get ii must recommend my sis
ter to your y. r-',l.a f....oi., ~, ~.
"Watermeon patch. Stole every darned
one. Some Of 'em bout half ripe. | swow,
Ill shoot en- cf they don't IN ,.e.,t. III, !
"Go to the White Snlpher. 1t is the best |
place in the void, ma'am. I've seen some
Of the most wonderful effects Of the watess.--,
Tom Holocaust was cured Of --.,Ir4
twenty-five pounds Of butter . week, anl
always SCI quarter Of 2 pound, and sope-
tines "a, s,,f 9stf
@Fom eggs, two hapdfuls Of flour, q dab Of
yeast, half tin cup full of molasscs, and il
make" - ~ ~, ~. .,...,,-, ...-f I, x
"Thc best manure ! ever used, sir. Vast
ly superior 70 gpano, OF, gper-pliosphate,-
Two hundred and fifty pounds to tho aero
raised me-, I..f..,,s .,s,....r, 4. -
;.The handsolnest woman on the ground. !
/ can sec none equal to her, except Mss Ma
ry y.-------, and she's GOT ~ sysiq \,
both hind legs spawned. And there's
speck in her right eye that's bound to-,
THAT. beautiful girl in black over t ere, |
never saw her but once before, and that was
at"- ....r.. lrf
@Mr. Muggins' failure, sir And he has
taken to drink awfuly, and only last week
had .,t,,f, ~.
ellis head under my arm, and was plug
giug him in the mouth, when he got my fin
ger eas rsoEv D sis-t-.E, yi4srI
Between The 10th and 18th of Septem-
Der, will get my wheat to market, and it
will bring ~ .rg.l.9 a .s,..,.s -, 4,
"His grey hairs in sorrow, to the grave.--,
Oh, it is awful to think how ,sTr ~
."Close she hangs to his arm She ought
to be ashamed Of herself, and never saw him
until -;sio,1, b.e.-. .,.f.f. -sf,..T
"Wiliam was born twenty-five years ago
last April am an old woman now, and
the grey hair makes t.ssv f-faFr ~.
Tootl tootl "Preaching will now com
mencc," said the Presiding Elder, and we
heard no moro slAOfdttl of fft nihi
tt,, s'f.ssg Bursts OF EIoquence. g.,ssg tanlI