The Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, Ohio) 1853-1861, 1857-10-08
NO. xxi.
Extract from one Of the ''ChronicIcs"
... for 1857. ..

CHAPTER XIII. .. sh q -..n
|. Jesse the High Priest of Know Nothinasr
regned over the "OrIer" when he was about
twenty-five years old .'
2. Aud he did that which was right in the sight
oil those who worshpped with His NeU Coyc..
ndnt
3. When He found all was right in his eye,
he gathered together the folds OH the Avenue
and said unto Them, .,rr-
4. Sacrifice Yourselves Bfethren! Do YOU
not know what your High Priest requires r
.. The Priests, the L.vites and the Sanhedrim
bowed and said" Jesse-Worth Chief-telI
us!" 0 - .,-''N'
g. And Jesse the Worthy Chief, said-"I am
TOO modest But our principles require me to
spe boldly! Where are the Shikets of Gold
the Silser-nnd tn, precious stones gathered
from the peopl, Of Wood county? Can not
have them 10 keep2'
T. The Slnhedrim bowed and said" Even.
so, Worthy Chief-You shall have the Depos.
itesI'
g. And Jesse the Worthy Chief said, ''Anenr
Il Good foe Eighteen per cen" )--this was not
to be recorded in anything but the Chronicles.
EXTRACT FROM CHAPTER xxxIv.
a, Now Jesse the" Worthy Chief" offered up
Sacrifices and in his particular situation called
again upon the fuithtul whom he delighted in,
saying unto them -. -
D. Beloved! | am al last up for an Office -
think shall yet be able to carry the Ark
believe am the Real Jesse spokan of by the,
Prophets and that am to be the DADDY of some,
Bright and Morning Star! But Beloved! don't.
say to my worshippers that know any thing
about the haolo Nothings for You know have
gone over Boots anAsBreeches for james . in
order 40 s1uc The Art.7" t 'e H'-aF
g. The Sanhadnm bowed again and said;
Worthy Chef"-Amen, Is that all - +, ~
z. Jesse the " Worthy Chief" said. "Hold on 9
A II wisdom nh
Of Goi1-ile Silvcr--the Precious Stones-the
Ornaments-the women wear, and all the
treasure gathered from my Provinces in Wood
county, and will be satisfied if can only get
beside the Office of Chief Counsellor Of Our
! Pfovince'-"But don't let the Irish and Dutch
know was Worthy Chief to the Know Moth
ings !" .... ..H .-... T.. 80. LII
8. The Sanhedrim bowed and said, "Worthy
Chief" 60 it,
9. Jesse said" Beloved, how love you -
| Your words inspire me with the hope of even
| Ilrenty or Twenty-Five per cent. Let Brother
Dodgr have The balance. Amen!' ...'l
EXTRACT FROM CHAPTER xxxv
3. Now the "Brother Do lge' whom The "Wor-
thy Chief" turned over to the children of Israel
proved to be but an ass in a Lions Skin. .s
! 4. The Children of the . Covenant" of which
Jesse was Worthy Chief asked of the Sanhedrim,
Who is this Dvdge" who comes in for 8 Baf
! N@'''''1' ~ hC anu OuI "OI-
thy Chief worship toge herr
D. The Sinhedrim replied, Chiliren of the
| Covenant! 1t is true. Henry whose surnsne
is DoIge, is not of Israel But Go il Brett,-
rem He will Dodge wherever he is, and if he
can help our Worthy Chief get the Shikcls
| let him Dodgc" # Ff1ra a' aa pI tlaag
&. Then one OF the Children of Israel arose
and said, s. Is this Henry one Of our new Proph-
ets' Is Henry the 'Ass'-'H Henry the Sucker
| upon our Worry Chiefs tito take the Bal
ance' OF what is left to the Men of the Province
of Wood County? Has He offered any sacri-
| flee except 10 Baal? DOES he not worship I'm
ages? Dies he not profess to be follower of
IDOLS and Mtligner Of good and honest peopleY
| And dare he hold communion with those who
worship the True and Living God, and on the
merits Of his creed come ia and claim from our
! Worthy Chief the small pittance which the
charity of the Know Nolhin IS would have at any
| time extended to him + It His Principle that
| drives him into so close contact with the Great
Leader OF tha Know NotAingS2 or is it a char
+ arteristic mann IS of his HOlism which presses
him forward to look for ofire AMI place where
he can bitter slandrr aud tradure the Older of
which JesSs 0tr Worthy Chef?"
! T. The SInh'irim bowed their heads and sad
owe resign and refer the matter to the people
| of the Province"