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Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01

BEN MCCULLoCH AND THE PREsIDENT-BEN is
TO BE MARRIED AND CAN'T Go.--Major Ben Nc
Culloch has been in Washington and was again
urged by the President TO take the Governorship
at Utah Ben declined persistently, urging that
with the cut-thrOat idea which the country had
of him, he would be expected to hang Brigham
Young and half dozen Of his fellow apostles
without Judge or Jury, and to thrash the whole
Mormon community once day at least. AS it
is not at all probable that the rebels would give
him any pretext for such vigorous measures,
when they should find themselves in the presence
of strong force, the Major foresaw that he
would fail to answer public expectations, and so
President was not inclined to let The Major
off on this plea, which be deemed insufficient to
justify patriot in declining public service. Ben
then suggested that there was another reason
personal to himself, which he had not deemed
necessary TO mention.
A" The fact s," said Ben, there's lady in the
case ! am to be married this fall, in fulflment
of a duty already neglected too long and fear
if neglect it longer shall get on the old bach
elor list"
Old Buck pricked up bis ears at this uttered
sigh at the thought of his own neglected oppor
tunities and "caved in.'' Why" said he,
=" did mt you tell me that before What's the
use of saving your best argument hntil the last
Stay at home? Certainly Better far marry
one wife, than neglect it for the purpose of gov
erning men with forty. Wish you joy, Major :;
my respects 10 the lady, and be sure you tell her
that would never knowingly have attempted to
take yoa from her side to send you in such dan
gerous company"
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POLL r A X. S3 .

Particular attention is directed to the following
section of the Revenue Act " Each male inhab-
liant of this State, over twenty-one years of age
and under sixty years of age shall pay to the cOun
ty Assessor Poll Tax of THREE DOLLARS for
the use of the State and county and to enforce
the collection of the same, the county Assessor
may seize so much of any and every species of
property in possession Of the person refusing to
pay. as will be sufficient to pay such Poll Tax
with the costs of seizure and sale and he may
sell the same upon giving verbal notice ONE
HOUR previous to such sale.
HENRY HART
County Assessor.
Office in the Court House, Weayervlle.
June 27. 1857, 23d.
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From the Boston Post
Old Hunks ON Dry Goods.
NO. ONE.

NO. ONE.
Young Mrs. Baizimby, queen Of the ball,
Whose elegant bust was the wonder of all,
Sailing up to old Hunk, besought him to tell
What HE thought the most apropos dress for a
belle ~
"Ah, ma belle dame, that my tastes were your
lawsl
I'd rather see you in VISIBLE GAuzE!"
NO. TWO.
Blushed the belle of the ball. from girde 10
shoulder,
AS naiad surprised when the satyrs behold her |!
For Baizimby warned her that Hunk, the old
rudity,
Wouldn't refrain from a slap at her nudity.
Crimson with shame, but with fierce selfposses-
sion,
She retorted-" Old Hunk you're rude as
Hessian!
really believe you'd make il your duty
To ridicule Truth where no gauze to HER beauty !!
Hon SOL etc, I'm sure you remember;
Though what's gathered in June may be gone in
December !"
Said old Hunk" Well that's so = when younger
and smarter
! believe DID read it on somebody's garter
Then a sweet little stocking was all that stole
Peace from the quiet Of a bachelors soul,
But a-days fashion, with topsails furlcd,
Shows pretty much all she's got in the world
Though a belle in the boudor look char ming in
NO thing.
She looks better HERE in-A LITTLE MORE cLo-
THING ~
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TO TIIE LADIES OF CALIFORNIA-

/ j. CZAPKAY, NJ. D., Physician, Surgeon
-. and Accouchcr, invites the attention of the
sick and afflicted females laboring under any OF
the various forms Of diseases of the brain lungs.
stomach, liver, womb, blood, kidneys and all
diseases p0culM to their SEX The Doctor is eff
fecting more cures than any other physician in
the State of California. Let no false decacy
prevent you, but apply Immediately, and save
yourselves from painful suierings and premature
death. All married ladies, whose delicate health
or other circumstances do not allow an increase
in their families, should call at DR.. l.. j. Czapkay S
Medical Institute, SACRAMENTO STREET,
BELOW MONTGOMERY, and they will re-
ecive every possible relief and help. The
Doctors offices are arranged that he can he
consulted without the fear of molestaion. If de-
sired, DR.. c. will visit the ladies at their rcsidcn-
ces.
All the consultations (by letter or otherwisc)
free Address to DR. l.. j. CZAPKAY,
Medical Institute, Sacramento street, below
Montgomery, and opposite Pacific Mail Steam
ship Co., San Francisco.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01

HoLLowAY's OINTMENT AND PuIs.-The rapid
cures effected by the Ointment, in cases of indo-
lent sores, dischargng ulcers, white swellings,
stiff joints, enlargements of the glands, and all
the varieties of scrofula may be classed among
the most wonderful phenomena of the healing
art. The sufferer is never in doubt for an hour
as to the result. The pain is almost instantane-
ousy sOothed by the preparation, and from day
to day the cure visibly progresses under the eyes
of the patient, until at last the inflammation, swell
ing, or suppuration, entirely disappears. The
Pills, in the meantime, improve the general
health, and in dyspepsia liver complaint, and
affections of the bowels, are absolute specifics.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01

HASTINGS OF PUNCH-OBTuARY on THE RUSSIAN
RAILROAD ScHEME.-We are not permitted to an
DOnnce at present who will appear as the chief
mourner for the loss of the deceased but Of
those who we're attached to it there is but linn
tied number to select from Should tombstone
be erected which is more than doubtful, we
would suggest that there be used as part of the
inscription
The earth hath bubbles as the water hath,
And this was one of them
While, as q succinct summary of the character of
the deceased it might perhaps with some degree
of truth be added that
9 It's end wbsheece ?
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PAPER HANGINGS CARPETS.
JUST RECEIVED,

DER LATE ARRIVALS. BY FRANK BAKER
L ITO and 1l2 Clay street, San Francisco
500 cases Paper lIangings, French and Ameri
can, every variety;
5000 rolls French and American borders;
800 ps Tapistry Velvet Carpet;
625 ps Tapestry Brussels Carpet
2sO ps Thrce-Ply Carpet
500 ps Superline Ingram Carpets;
$50 ps Extra Fine Ingram Carpets
200 ps Cotton and Wool Carpets;
125 ps Stair Carpets assorted;
275 ps Bay State Druggets
500 ps Oil Cloths, assorted
125 IS Silk Damask and Brocatelle
600 ps Cotton and Worsted Damask;
1000 pair Window Shades
375 pair Lace Curtains
750 pair Muslin Curtains
5000 Cornices and Curtain bands
826 doZ Mats assorted
Stair Rods Table Covers, Gimps, Frngcs, &c
Gl1~O Orders from the country filed with care
and despatch,
Wholesale and retail, by
FRANK BAKER,
l6-3m. 10 and III Clay ST., San Francisco.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01

THE LIFE OF AN AcToE.-Mr. Dion Bourcicault,
the actor, has written very interesting letter to
the Cincinnati Gazette, in defence Of the stage.
We extract from the annexed vivid description
of the life of an actor:
The life of an actor is one OF unknown TOLL
His daily labor commences at ten, when he hur-
ries TO rehearsal. This process is no childs play
as many think it, but severe and serious exer-
else, trying TO the temper and the mind. At two
he is released, most frequently too late for din
ner, for the actor is the only laborer who will
sacrifice bis dinner to bis duty. While he cats
what he can get, he studies his part and is i'm
mersed in il until six. At that hour he returns
to the theater where, without the intermission of
a moment, he is employed until midnight Wea-
ry and jaded be travels home to sleep! nO-to
sit up pouring over the morrow's performance,
for usually he plays two or three new parts
nightly.
His wife sits by his side hearing also her parts,
while she makes her costume, for the male ward
robe only is furnished by the theaters. At two
or three in the morning they drop off to sleep be-
side their children God help them What have
they done during this long weary. weary day of
labor to call down the contempt of mankind, ana
themas of the church, and your gall? God help
this poor family-and he does help them for
there is an angel that stands beside their couch
who, with her white wings wards off the bitter
blast of worldly wrong and the breath of that
angel brings q perpetual smile on their lips and
is warmth in their hearts If excomunicated by
society," they clasp their own closer TO their
breasts. ExravagaDt in their charity, they beg
gar themselves without a thought to relieve a
suffering brother. They cling with the fondness
Of despair to their children and parents-a fond
which fills up with family affections the void
which society would make in their lives.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01
SPERMATORRUGA.

nR local weakness, nervous debility. low spir-
~ its lassitude, weakness of the limbs and
back, indispositon and ncapability for labor and
study, dullness of apprehenson loss of memory,
aversion to society, love of solitude, tmidity,
self distrust, dizziness, headache, involuntary
disc "arges, pains in the side, affections of the
eyes, plmples on the face, sexual and other infrm
tiles in man, are cured without fail by the Justly
celebrated physician and surgeon, L. j. Czapkay
His method of curing diseases is new, unknown
to others) and hence the great success All con.
sultatons (by letter or otherwise) free Address
L. j. Czapkay NJ. D., San Francisco, California
san Francisco, March 2s, 1857, g3m
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01

RIVER OPERATI0Ns.--The North Californian
con tains an interesting article on fiuming and
gives minute description of the river operation,
OF the river operations now in progress in Butte
county. The following figures are given as rela-
BILE, indicating the length of the various fumes
aud the cost of each. Butte county is certainly
deserving of commendation for its enterprise
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01
WE HAVE ALSO
r W q PR ESSES.

One of which is kept exclusively for Jobbing
thus enabling us to do every variety Of work al
the shortest notice. We are prepared to do
All kinds used by Bankers and Expresses
All kinds used by Merchants and Traders
All kinds used by Farmers and Mechanics
All kinds used by Druggists and GrOccrs
All kinds used by Lawyers and Booksellers
All kinds used by Lyceums and Societies;
All kinds used by County and Town Officers
All kinds used by Politicians and Office seekers;
All kinds used by Balls and Public Assemblies
All kinds used by all classes of people.
CURTIS & GORDON.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01
TIE GREATEST DISCOVERY OF TIE AGE

TIE GREATEST DISCOVERY OF TIE AGE
GREAT BLESSING TO MANKIND limo
u cent but pOtent!-Dr. l.. j. Czapkay's Pro.
philacticum, (sell-disinfecing agent,) sure pre-
ycntatiye against gOnorrhnal and syphiltic dis
eases, and an unsurpassed remedy for venereal
scroiulOus, gangrenous and cancerous ulcers
fUtid discharges from the vagina, uterus, and
urethra, and all cutaueous eruptions and diseases
AS innoculaton is a preventative against small.
poX, so is Dr.. L. j. Czapkay's Prophilacticum a
preventative against syphilitic and gonorrhnal
diseases. Although harmless in itself it posses
ses the power of chemically destroying the syphl-
tic virus. and thereby saving thousands from be-
ing infected by the most lOathsome of all diseases.
Let no young man who appreciates health be
without Dr. Czapkays Prophilaticum. 1t is in
very convenient packages, and will be found con-
venient to USE being as a soap. Price S. For
sale at DIR, Czapkay Private Medical and Surg
ical Institute, SACRAMENTO STREET. below
MONTGOMERY. San Francisco
All orders must be addressed to l.. J. CzapLav
NJ. D., San Francisco, California.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01

A sHREwD old gentleman once said to his
daughter, BE sure, my dear that you never mar
ry poor man but remember the poorest man
in the world is one that has money and nothing
else There is much in this, and re commend
il to the ladies'
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01

| nR l.. j. .CZAPKAY LATE IN THEHUNGA
! - rian Revolutionary War, Chief Physician To
! the 10th regiment of llonveds. Chief Surgeon to
the military hospital at Pcsth, Hungary and late
lecturer on diseases of the urinary organs and dis
eases OF women and children, has opened his In
stute for the of all forms of private diseases
such as syphilis, gon0rrhOea, nocturnal emissions
ana all the consequences of scf-abusc In the
first stages of syphtic or gonorrhnal diseases,
he guarantees a cure in few DAYS without in
! convenience to the patient or hndrance to his
business. When patient, by neglect or improper
treatment, has developed the symptoms of second
airy syphilis, such as buboes or painful swellinps
OF the groins, or ulcers in the throat or nose.
which, not checked, destroy the soft parts and
causes the bones to mortify separate and come
away leaving the sufferers hideous to behold !.
or when splotches and pmples break out upon
the skn or when he has painful swellings upon
the bones or when his constitution is injured so as
TO prodlspose to consumption or constitutional
diseases, the doctor guarantees a cure or asks no
compensation.
In rheumatism, chronic or acute in dysintery
or dlarrhna he has safe and electual remedies
For the treatment OF the consequences of self
abuse such as nocturnal emissions nervousness
timidity, headache, pains in the back and limbs
with general weakness, loss of appetite, loss of
memory injury to the sight restlessness confu-
sion ol ideas dislike for society, and feeling of
weariness of life, with the nervous system so excl
table that slight noises shock or startle the pa
tient making his existence miserable. For the
above malades the Doctor will guarantee cure.
or ask no compensation. He can be consutedd
iree OF charge and invites all to call, as it will
cost them nothing, and may be much to their ad-
vantage
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Just Received,

A Nd FOR SALE
"A 20OO lbs. Eel River Picked Salmon;
5000 lbs. Eel River Pickled Pork
1000 lbs. Eel River Fresh Butter
10000 lbs Rogue Riv Flour Phnnix Mills
10000 lbs Scott Valley Flour, Lafayette
Mills. PIERCE, CHURCH 4 co.
Weaver, June 27, 1857 23td.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01
DIR. L. J. CZAPKAY'S
Grand Medical & Surgical Institute
Sacramento St., below Montgomery,
OPPOSITE PACIFIC MAIL STEAMSHIP cos oFFICE,)
SAN FRANCISCO.

Established for lie permanent cure Of Pric0te and
chronic diseases and Me suppression Of q4ackery.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01
JON. KITTREDGE, Proprieto

NI ANUFACTURER of Fire Proof Doors, Shut
lNI tcrs. Vaults, &c, &c, Battery, near Pacific
Street San Francisco,
N. Borders from the country promptly at
tended to.
A large assortment of second hand Doors and
Shutters constantly on hand, and for sale at very
low prices. apl1-Gm.
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IT HAS NEVER FAILEO--IT CANNOT FAIL TO CURE

nsS-Bewarc of Quack Nostrums, and use med
icine that has proved itself the only
InfaIlabIe Remedy Oh the Earth
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01

HRoway's PHs are the 6estrcmcdy kposcn in tho
porId far the .foliowing diseases.
Asthma, DlarrhUa, Digestion,
Bowel Compl'ts, Dropsy, Influenza,
Coughs, Debility, Inflammation.
Colds. Fever and Arne Inward W'kns
Chest Diseases, Female Compl' Is, Liver Compls,
Costivcness, Dyspepsia Headaches
Lowness Of Spirits, Piles,
stone and Gravel, Secondary Symptoms,
Nencrcal Affections, Worms Of all kinds.
- Sold at the Manufactures of Professor lIol-
loway, so Maiden Lane, N. York, and 2il Strand,
London, by all respectable Druggists and Deal
ers in Medicine throughout the United States and
the civilized world in boxes at % cts, 624 cts.
and each
&.S~ There is considerable saving by taking
the larger sizes.
N. B.-Drcctions for the guidance oi patient
in every disorder affixed to each box.
CAUTIoN!-None are genuine unless the words
HoHotcdN Ne,c York and Lond0n, are discern
ibIe as n mater-marh in every leaf of the book of
directions around each pot or box; the same
may be plainly seen by holding the leaf 10 the
Hght A handsome reward will be given to anv
one rendering such information as may lead to
the detection of any party or parties counterfeit
ing the medicines or vending the same, knowing
them to be spurious.
August y, 1906. 29-tf
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01

A CARD the undersigned, having been un-
"A der the treatment of DR.. l. J. Czapkay, al
though unsolicited, feel called upon to give pub
licty to the efficacy of his treatment hoping that
by so doing may be instrumental in preventing
others from the fearful suffering and misery which
| experienced, and which so often result from the
perncious practices of prctenders. Ny disease
has been that of physical and mental debility,
which follows in consequence of the indiscretion
in youth. The agonies which endured are per-
haps unnecessary for me to detail, they are known
to those who have experienced them Suffice it
to say, that having called the services of Dr. L. j.
Czapkay in rcquisition all my expectations which
may have formed of him were more than real
lied. would therefore recommend DR.. Czapkay
to all who may find themselves afflicted with that
dreadful malady, my object in so doing being
sympathy for suffering humanity, and heart
felt desire of relieving them.
ILL
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01
ID, j. DATILEE, Printer.

State of California, City and County of San
Francisco, ss.-On this thirty-lirst day of July,
A. d. 1856, before me, Wm. C. Jcwett, Notary
Public, personally appeared d. j. Dahlec, known
to me, who being duly sworn did depose and
say, that the contents of the cardhcrcwith signed
by him is true.
In witness whereof | have hcreunto set nv
hand, and affixed my official seal the day and
year first above written. WM c. JEwErT
l.. ,. Notary Public.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01
HEALTH OR SICKNESS?
CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM !!
HOLLOWAYS PILLS.

TIE blood furnishes the material of every bone
/ muscle, gland and fibre in the human frame
When pure tsccures health to every organ when
corrupt, it necessarily produces disease. IlOllo-
ways Pills operate directly upon the elements Of
the stream of life, ncutralzing the principle of
disease, and thus radically curing the malady,
whether located in the nerves, the stomach. the
liver the bowels the muscles the skin, the brai =
or any other part of the system.
USED TImOUGHOUT THE WORLD!
ITolloway's Pills are equally efficacOus in com-
plants common to the whole human race, and in
disorders peculiar to certain climates and locali~
ties.
ALARMING DISORDERS.
Dyspepsia. and arrangement of the liver, the
source of infrmity and suffering, and the causc
Of innumcrablc deaths, yield to these curatives,
in all cases, however aggravated, acting as mild
purgativc. Alternative and tonic they relieve the
bowels, purify the fluids, and inyigorate the sys-
tenn and the constitution at the same time.
GENERAL wEAKNESS-NERvOUs COMPLAINTS.
When all stimulants fail, the renovating and
bracing properties of these Pills give lrmncss to-
the shaking nerves and enfecbcd muscles of The
victim of general debility.
DELICATE FEMALES
All irregularities and ailments incident 10 the
delicate and sensitive organs 0f the sex are re-
moved or prevented by few doses Of these mild.
but inlallihlc alternatives. No mother who re-
regards her own or her childrcns health should
fail 10 have ihcm within her reach.
SCIENTIFIC ENDORSEMENTS.
The London Lancet the London q Medical
Review" and the most eminent of the faculty Of
Great Britain, France and Germany, have eulo-
gizcd the Pills and their inventor.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1857-08-01

To S. r. GRAVES, Esq, No. Baltic Bu
RedcrOss Street, Liverpool"
The Nevada journal., 1857-05-01
San Francisco Advertisements.
Turner's Ginger Wine.

TNHE MEDICAL FACULTY throu ghout the Unior
Il have acknowledged this TO be of the best family
medicines now in BY chemical process it has beer
proved to possess ALTERNATIVE, TONIC AND ANTI
DYSPEPTIC properties superior far those found in
any other medein al beverage vet discovered
THE MEDI AL FACULTY ofthe State of New York
prescribe in almost every for debility and asStude
owing its soothing effects the system, and the alb
sence of all injurious minerals chemicals acids
THE TURNER BROTHERS have in their possession
numerous certificates of its sanitive properties from the
eminent medical men in the United States who have
witnessed its effects their patients where has been
administered in their extensive practice
IT HAS BEEN ANALYZED by the most eminent
chemists of New York city and Buffalo, where the Turner
Brothers manufacture daily thousands of gallons and
popular has it become that they hardly supply the
demand even when their stills kept in operation day
and night
This Wine acknowledged at the East to be the BEST
RESTORATIVE NOW IN USE where general pros
raon of the system exists arrangement of the lnc
ons of the digestive organs it braces the anew
the stomach and creates appetite when other
onics have failed
This EXCELLENT WINE is pleasant to the taste, and
the trices advocate oftempcrance cannot discover any
Intoxicating quality in it 1t is wholly free from all sub
that injurious health but the contrary
its effects the system of either invald persons in
robust health ef the most beneficial description.
The Nevada journal., 1857-05-01
Cautinn to the Public.

The reputation aw arded to TURNER'S GINGER WINE,
and the unheard of populatyt has received the East
as well as in this State has been the of putting in
the market many spurious aricies-to guard against
which, Turner Brothers lave had engraved on a STEEL
PLATE splendid new label, which is copyrighted and
cannot be coURteeited initiated without nfacon of
the copyright law This label has portrait of
the Turner Brothers six in number and bottle that
has this label will contain the genuine Ginger Wine
Unprincpled men in this city have partially
feed the label lately used by the Turner Brothers and
thereby imposed on many persons.
We caution all consumers of GINGER WINE 10 examine
the label is genuine such as have por-
traits in circle steel plate surrounding the nscrp
tion-"TURNFRs GINGER WINE. psepared by Turner
Brothers, New York, Buffalo N y and San Francisco
California "
5sCordals. Syrups and Bitters Of descriuton,
manufactured by TURNER BROTHERS,
Market street. opposite the Orphan Asylum,
oct3l-3m San Francisco.