The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1857-11-19
The Man with q Cold in his Head.

BY dabe is Jodes, Daddle Jodes. l
ab the bost biserable bad uddor the sud
| ab eterdally catching cold by dose
is eyerlastigly gubbed ub, so that l dev,
er cad talk plaid. l have tried every
thig id the world to prevedt it, but the
cold will cub id spite of be. Subbcr
ad widter, it is all the sabc. | breathe
through By bouth frob Jaduary to De-
cebbcr, frob the begidding to the edd
of the year. I've tried Allopathy, Hy-
dropathy, Hobcopathy ,ad Tobsodiadisp;
every systcb of bedicid, but id vain.
All kidcs of teas, drops, al old wibbed's
to'trums have bid tried; I've swallowed
edough of theb to drowd be; butts do
use Dothig udder heaved cad keep my
fe, t wab dothig keep e frob catchig cold.
| alb dot rich, l alb dot poor; but l
had rather be a beggar ad orgad orders
budkey, the beadcst thig you could dabe
-adythig--rathcr thad be bad with
sto5bed up doze. / alb very fod of wib.
beds society, but dare dot 90 idto
cubpady; peoble are too polite to evidce
disgust, but every body bocubs udeasy
whedever | vcdture dear theb, wadt
to barry; but doboddy will have be with
by dozc -deycrl dever! Oh. I alb ilcol-
ceivably unhappy.
Sub years ago fell id love with a
charbig girl. Her father was bad of
beads, ad she was the bost widdig dabsel
id the world. Ad she alode Of all the
world seeded dot to bide by bisfortune.
Ad loved her with love of ulibadgid-
able idtedsidy; every atob of by beig
adored her! I detcrbided to seredade her.
Accordigly I shut byself mp ID by roob,
ad waited log tibe udtil by doze cot
albost edtirely well. At last, wud fde
A1tub digit, I yedtured forth, wrapped
up to the eyes id, cloaks, overcoats,
shawls, hadkcrchiefs, ad what dot; cd by
feet I wore the thickest kide OF CUB shoes.
A bad OF busiciads wedt along with be-
Twas after eleved o'clock whed We
reached her residence id fashiodable
ad retired street. After the bad had
played a dubber of fde tudes, edough
thought TO have walked her, | ordered
theb to stop SO that blight sig. / had
studded several sogs, all bore or less
sedtibedtal ad beladcoly, udtil l Thought
1 was perfect But do sooner had l
pulled the hadkerohief of by doze ad
bouth tbad l caught cold. cObbedced,
''Twas ted o'elOck wnd boOdlight dight;"
it.sOuded very badly, SO l thought I'd try
"whod twilight dsvs are fallig fast"
bud that was albost as bad as the FIRST.
ButI had cub there TO sig ad sig l
bust. So Lsug at the top of by voice,
"Cub, OH cub with be.
The hood is beabig; al ...a.|
Cub, oh cub with be .. r.. r.
The stars are gleabig.
nd all sroud, above, .' .AI IN a-Yl
With beauty teabig.
Boodpghl hours are the besl for love.
Ira la lala la, ad so forth" .r,.F .....,
While I was going cd with gtla Ia lala
la, codgradulatig byself bedtally upod
by success, jug fellow liyidg in the
badsiod adjoidig by sweetheart threw up
wi~ low ad shouted, "Blov your dose
yo'f dab fooH bIoIo your doze" Ad all the
bad of busieiads laughed log ad udfeel-
idglY Fadcy by feeligs! Shakig by
eledched fist at the yug scoudrel id the
widow, adathsbatized bib with the
bost awful ibbrecatiods l could think
of, udbideful who blight hear or who
blight dot. Of the iddseedt and udfeel-
idg busiciads ] took do farther dotice
thAd to hurl theb their pay upOd the
groud. -Thed bsrched hobe ad retired
to by apartbodt, frob which / did dot
ebergo for budths.