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NDUBLINGS THE INCOME OF COTTON
~ PLANTERS. ~

PATENTED IMPROVEMENT IN THE MANUFACTURE
OF FARMS
Employing Spin the Crop but about fourth the
required raise it this nHmber consisting Of children
six of and above and unfit for blowing
picking cotton - - ~ --aa
am now prepared furnish Planters this NEW COM
BINATION OF MACHINERY, inclusive of the STEAM EN-.
CINE if necessaIy-naAely The Gin with Lap Appepdage
in one Machine the Seqsnt Machines Of Spinning
RES have all arranged in the Spinning Room
plantation, complete with great dispatch Also, competent
''OEEsaALF OF THE NEW PORTION OF THE INCOME
the very first year, will MORE THAN PAY for the whole
Machinery inclusive of the Steam Engine and the Spnners
Wages. a.. ....a.. - y5 . --
more productive those works; while Spin
ming will prove his diversion it will be exempt from
the cares anxiees inherent Planting Gathering
Ba.inE up crop. 't"
MY TERMS. -14-e
MACHINERY is a CASH ARTICLE, but for good accept
Ence grant reasonable facilities; and RIGHT OF
laE PATENT fourth to be paid to Of the
Eve years the Yarns bring Gned Cotton
with ing payment should the plantation change
proprietoTs.
cost OF Machinery their particular case they
the number of pounds Of their cop-o
EEt' u HENRY, Mobile, Ala
NIUII> =. Az = AZ ENTERS ANDsBUILDERs
Weaherboa ding, both rough dressed,
fro the very timber for sale S4 for rough
ans 81 per for dressed in lots to suit purchasers.
auI9 6m STAR PLANNING Mills. New Baz1y
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A RICH SCENE.-The following rich scene recently
occurred in of courts Of justice between the
Judge and Dutch Witness all the way from Rotter-
dam -" III -t
j." What's your native language
W." pc no native!
j." What is your mother tongue?n
w." Ich hab no mutter, Mynheer!'
J.-Qn an irritable tone.) . What did you frst
learn? What language did you speak in the cradle :"
W." l It'd not speak no language in the cradle |
only cry in Dootch.''
Then there was u general laugh, in which the
Judge, Jury aud audience jDned. The witness was
interrogated no further about his native language.
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matte, e= ! ses
~ Druggists and Merchants and all dealers In Of tht
articles contained the catalogue will find to their sd
vantage calling sending their ordes above where will
found the assortment OF PATENT
MEDICINES In the Uated States and the lowest prices
Please address. j. WRIGHT 4 co,
GENUINE DEDICINE WAREHOUSE, r
Watt Nos. ISL and q Chartrs. street. Eewf,reans
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new M. 1Hl and III ObaYtoT1
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Ti.v!sS WW..saW, Tr-
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| + ~. n,a-n Wj,Ssor
l.i. TLrrtn.i
v.Ig.,. WSJ;c.t.A CASTLES,
$3.50 TnsS.t srd YamfIv.
a.. n;... Grs.sns Ard Compupdp
- III K sarrintiops.
pTTJE
tw-,.h,,. Trdinn Vegetable,
IWsHT. IJfs Rrandreth's.
Iorr;snn,s I,ee,s. New London,
lp.r.,s aanninvton's, Champ.
M
Iaxa.Hsnber9. James Sanativs,
! Jayne's ACNE. Winer's Game
milA. =.
IuthhardIa AntI-bIliops. Peterin,
Iansncer's Vegetable. Cooks,
IGnoner'e. Coyel,s Rheumatic,
Andernon,s. AllebSsjs,s Health,
lWister's Qentle Purgative.
AIIebssiB, Aguo. Hooper's.
lChickp er,s Sugar coated.
IGiibert's Autf-bflious. beck.
with,s. 80
'!I,ady's Blood. In9oidsby,s Pile
IScott,s Vegetable. Eagon's,
IRadxay's Reeulators.
|Rese's h abroad. LEWIS Fomsls,
lI,oudeu,s Indian Sanative,
III, condemns ARue. Hollovsy's.
iHalBted's Anti Dyspeptic,
lGordnn'o. McLane's liver.
- HAIR DYES.
IPhalop,s Magic. Batch lor's,
IGilman's Instantaneous.
IBalIard,s. jules HAuel,e, atL.
.iJayne's American, East India,
I MISCELLANEOCS.
lDr. Horseip InvieoYstiux 90,
dial.
'lrhorn's Extract, si,tfs4 H
tITarrAnt,s AperIent, q.
farrnnt,s Eiixir Of RhubaYb.
iCarter,a Spnnsh MIXTURE.
Mother,s Relief, ISfgG a.. T
Toothnchs Drops. t.4
,I,ynn,n Navnetfc Powder,
.lNrs. Kidder's Cordial,
tThompsonis Eve Water.
Watts Nervous Anti.
lBilIinr's Astringent,
lHyatt5s / ,jfe Baisa,.
,McNunn's Elixir or OpiuA.
lRadvny,s Ready Relies,
.lRadvay's Resolvet1t,
lTarranf,s Indelibie Ink. y
fDr. Fitchfs Hody BRACES, 81.
Or. Fitch,s shoulder Braces;
iDr. Fjtch,s InhsIipR Tubes,
lDr. Roso,e Preparations,
lWincr;a 1rcnuum Rxtraot. Id.
ITereuris Specffic. 2 W. =
tNsrshsIl's Cgtholfcon,
l. tDr. Fitch's Preparations,
Norse's Compound Syrup d
Yellow dock,
PERRY Dnyis,s Pain Killer.
,sI B.cwn's Essence Of Ginger,
tNorttmore's Rheumatic Con
pound.
Hortfrnore,B Cordial Biftsrs,
INv.r,. Eytrur,t NJ Rock X o.a.
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PROPER ADvIcE.-At Dieppe, in France, a famous
bathingpace there is police to persons from
danger. The following notice was recently issued to;
them: The bathing police are requested, when
lady is in danger OF drowning, to seize her by the
DRESS and not by the hair which oftentimes remains
in their grasp,'t e.srT nj sr striss llt' tti Il =
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q. P. JANE1EH, Secretary. =

TRUSTEES.
Christian Honod, John Fox, J. W. Burbrdge,
A. Reichard, r. Brugef, N. NJ. Benachi,
E. H. Pomroy, Thos. Byrne +. W. Kirchhof,
W. A. Violet, R. 0. Cammack, W A. Johnson
A. Lecourt, A. R. Montgomery, A. Cammack,
G. A. Fosdick, VIM. Urquhart, VIM. Prehn,
s. S. Green, Richard Nugent Thos l. Dix,
A. Carriere, @. Fassy, j. s. Wallis,
4. Ganucheau, G. W. Dunbar, 1Chas LAftte
j. Thornhl, Henry Rodewald, Leon Queyrouse,
Mason Pitcher, A. r. Noblon, ]. L. Mscaulay.
mlS
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ADVERTISING N HARD TMEs.-We find in the !
Boston Journal the following sensible remarks upon
the benefits derived from advertising in hard times
We commend them to our business men. IT must be
apparent to them that while in ordinary times there
is reason for advertising to let the public know
where to find what they want at this time of uniyer
sal retrenehment and reduction Of prces there is
additional incentive TO advertise to- Let the people
know where to find what they want cheapest :ssss
Suppose merchant, with his store full of goods,
finds that he has got to submit to some sacrifice in
order to meet his demands, what is the best thing be
can d. The hypothesis is probable enough IN these
times, but the answers to the practical question will
be various,a They ought to be, because the method
which win afford relief to one is not advisable, or IL
SO, not available, to another But still, rs general
answer, what is better than this: cut down your
prices, advertise vigorously and sell or your goods
4 In the first place. if sacrifice ia unavoidable, and
the result be the same pecuniarily to the dealer ii
far better that the community in general should reap
the benefit of it, than that it should innre wholly to
or two brokers' Instead Of an enormous per cent
age, in pursuance of doubtful system, being TINS
thrown iato she Golfers Ct, Ct e. individuals the
thousands Of households, dinnsing comfort every
where. Thus the burdens which rest upon the mer-
camille Glass; instead Of being made tributary to the
avarice of the mOneyed class would be turned to the
solid benefit of all the other class - ss55tsif4.
Again, such course would keep trade agoing.
Tight as money is not cent has been annihilated-
it exists all about us somewhere. At this season Of
the year, too, great deal Of it, in separately small
sums, must be exchanged for the numberess articles
of food and raient required at the coming Of VIM
ter prices hold up, this exchange will be as scanty
and put of as long as possible But let reduced
prices be advertised let il be understood that goods
must be sold at all events, and the stores viii be
crowded under little panic OF the right kind dol
lar will be spent here and five or ten there Resulting
in hundreds or thousands to the enterprsng dealers
Thus may boarded specie be drawn from its hiding
nlaras Nhnn healthy circulation of mOUnv Will
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= VIRGINIA ANDMARYLAND NEGROES

a. VIRGINIA AND MARYLAND NEGROES
~ for Sale-kemoval from Espa,ade
WALTER H. GAMrBE-L has Purchased Nos. u and
Az Baronns where he will be found early in the
large lot Of Virginia aud Maryland Negroes for sale
He is ample and healthy quarters for the increased
business he intends conducting the coming The
location Is between raver and Common Baronne
which Is und street due west from the st. Charles Hotel
and is convenient TO all the merchants and hotels
WALTER l.. UAsPRELL,
II and IS Baronne street,
aull lv&W b Al between 'r#vier and Con mon.
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fRUsfkEs.
Jeha Watt, g. 8. Hawkins, Z. B. Smedes, q.
u. Ja.vui W. r. Barley, ThoB. Hendere0n,
Samuel Bell, W. g. Robinson, M. Avendano
J. W. Zacharie, 2. N. Strong, R. W. Adams
N. o. II. Norton, 2. simms, M. NJ. Wright, .....
G. 7. Buddecke, T. W. Estn, Sam'l Smith, ''
W. 2. Vredenburg, Vim. Il. Miles, L. Marques,
s. H. Kennedy, John u Beln, Geo MacGregor,
R, B. sumner, ], Carroll, s. B. Newman.
H Frellsen, 9. Fellowes JJ. Person.
". p Saunders, Lionel @ Lay. jyT ly
NOTICE-THE CITIZENS MUTUAL INSURANCE
IN COMPANY, of New Orleans have this day commenced
operations prepared to take Fire. Marine and River
risks atihe usual rates.
DIRECTORS.
Geo. W. West, R. P. Hunt,
Jas. A. White MI. Musson,
Evan j. Mccall Martin Gordon Jr.,
D. Jamison Pauin j. Martin,
Antonio Costa, Cesaire Olivier,
Onner Gaillard, John Eaton,
D. Bouliguy. 4 g..y--.-
OMER GAILLARD, President
.. GEO. W. WEST Vice President.
A. sGREIBER, Secretary nan ly
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sUGGIEs, TRIMMINGS
WAGONS, etc. vARNISH, etc
AJrFor sale low for cash or city acceptance. -H4
s7rNo ilS GRAvIER and No. l3 UNION STREET, -EE
New Orleans, La.
la12 ly j A. J. u co.
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tected anything wrong. There was nothing to wash
out-no stain Of any kind-no blood spots whatever.
l had been too weary for that A tub had caught
all-ha! ha! ,,"r Aat '.%E
When | had made an end of these labors it was
four o'clock, still dark as midnight As the bell
sounded the hour there knocking at the street
door. went down to open it with light heart; for
what had l now to fear? There entered three men,
who introduced themselves with perfect suavity as
officers of the police. shrek had been heard by
a neighbor during the night; suspicion OF tonl play
had been aroused; information had been lodged at
the police office and they (the oicers) had been de-
puted to search the premises.
smiled, for what had to fear. babe the gen.
tlemen welcome. The shrek, said, was my own, in
dream. The old man mentioned was absent in
the country. took my visitors all over tne mousse
I babe them search, search WELL AT length leo
them to his chamber. | showed them his treasures,
secure, undisturbed In the enthusiasm OF my con-
fidence brought chairs into the room and desired
them here to rest from their fatigues; while in the
wild audacity of my perfect Triumph placed my own
seat upon the very spot beneath whicn feposeu tne
corpse of the victim.
The officers were satisfied My manner had con-
WINGED them. was singnlary at ease. They sat,
and while answered cheery, they chated OF familiar
things. But long, felt myself getting pale, and
wished them gone. My head ached and l tancied q
ringing in my ears but still they sat and still chat
ted. The ringing became more distinct; | talked
more freely to get rid OF the feelings but it continued
and gained defniteness, until ut length found tina,
| the noise was not within my ears.
No doubt now grew very pale, but talked more
fluenty, aud with frightened voice. Yet the sound
increased, and what could do? 1t was a low, dull
quick sound-much such sound as watch makes
when enveloped in cotton. gasped for breath, aud
yet the officers heard it not talked more quickly
| more vehenently. but the noise steadily Increased
arose and argued about trifes in high key, and
with violent gestGulations, but the noise steadily
increased. Why would they not be gone? paced
the floor to aud fro with heavy strides as if excited
to fury by the Observations OF the en hut the noise
| steadily increased. D God What could doS !
| foamed-I raved-I swore !! swung the chair upon
| which had sat and gnted it upon the boards, but
| the noise arose above all and continually increased
1t grew -luader--louder! And still the mel
chaed pleasantly and smiled, Was il possible the,
the, -tspected-the, Knew. They were making
| mo kely OF my horror. This | thought and this
tht.k. But any thug better than this agony. An
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G305GB s9085I'..5H Z J. z
For the Register.
MY CHILDHOOD'S HOME.
BY ALLEGHANY.


BY ALLEGHANV.
When calmly sinks the sun 10 rest,
And evening shadows come,
Then longly | sigh to see
My chIIdhood's happy home.
My chldhood's home, my childhood's
home,
Thou art beautiful to me,
And memory, faithful to her trust,
Calls forth sweet thoughts Of thee.
Gould | but see thee once again,
And wander meath thy trees,
And feel again my burning brow
Famed By thy fragrant breeze.
Thoughtess and happy, too. was /,
In days that long have past,
For then, alhwart my menlal sky,
Hopes rainbow hues were cast.
Bat all, alas have sadly changed,
And I've been forced 10 roam
Far from the friends | loved so well,
And from my chiidhood's home.
But I'll forge, thee never,
Thou bright sunny spot,
Wherever may wander,
Thou'lt never be forgot.
NO MORE.
BY G. L. PARSONS.
No more that gentle form Of thine
Will pass before my sight,
As oft il did in days agone,
In beauty and delight.
No more I'll hear that footstep light
Come tripping DER the floor
Or see that smiling face again,
Alas those days are DER.
Ny heart has lost its joyousness,
And brightest hopes are dead
A gloom is on my spirits core,
And happiness hath fed.
But memory oft-times sheds gleam
OF sunshine through my breast:
And banishes the gloomness
With which am oppress d.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-12

A number Of politicians, all Of whom
were seeking Office under government,
were scattered in The tavern porch, talking,
when an old topper named D, came
up to !hem.
Said Dis person who is very
Ioquacious when 'corned,' but exactly the
opposite when sober. At the present
time, being tight he said if the compa-
ny had no objections he would tell them
a story. They told him to fire away
whereupon he spake as follows:
A certain king--don't recollect his
name-had philosopher upon whose
judgement he always relied. Now it so
happened that the king took it into his
cad one day 10 go hunting. and after
Summoning his mobiles, he summoned his
philosopher and asked him if it would
rain. The philosopher told him it would
not, and he and lis mobiles departed.
"W While journeying along, they met a
countrymau mounted on jackass; he al-
vised them 10 return, 'lo., said he 1T will
surely rain Thew smiled contemptu-
ousIy on him and passed on. Before
they had gone many miles, however they
had reason to regret not having taken the
rustic's advice, as heavy shower cane
up and they were drenched TO the skin.
When they had returned 10 the palace,
the king reprimanded the philosopher
severely for telling him it would be clear
when it would not
81 met countryman." said he, sand
he knows great deal more than you, for
he told me it would rain, whereas you
told me it would not"
The king then gave The philosopher his
walking paper, and sent for the country
man who made his appearance.
Tell me-" said the king, show you
knew it would rain ?"
IL did not know" said the rustic, "my
iackass told me-"
land how, pray, did he tell you ?"
asked the king in establishment.
"By the pricking up his ears, your
majesty. said the country man.
The king now sent the countryman
away;-procuring the jsckass, he placed
him in the Office the philosopher had FL
led. And here" said D., looking
very wise, "here is where the king made
a mistake"
"How so 2" enquired his friends.
why, replied D, with a grin
on his phiz, sever since that time, every
laekass wants an office"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-12

Coop PRIcEs.- Al the sale Of Messr;
Hugh Glmmell and William Ford. Of ihs
county, on Thursday last. property brof
good prices, notwithstanding The iDelen.
ency Of the day. Work Horses ~ q
knocked oG al. $50 10 500 each ~
from so To 500; cows from 25 10 s3ti,
hogs. first choice Of o. upwards Of sic
each; second Ioi Of 6, 50; lbisd LOT Of @,
IS 80; two young sows $50. The prop
erly generally commanded foil prices, al.
though many persons were prevented by
ihe rain from adeHding the ssle.-Win-
chester Trgiaing.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-12

There is girl in Troy whose lips sse
so sweet that they sick together esetJ
morning by the honey they disiiI. and Sid
esnpol open her mouth unnI chg has psi
cd Eer IiPs with a silver knife. She Z
be tresyrre 10 her husband NOT only
account II her sweetness. but because - y
can occasionally keep her month shs,s I.
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- FRESH DRUGS,
Il Medicines, Paints, Oils, &c.


THE subscriber has just received a large
L consignment of Drugs, Medicines, Paints,
Oils, &C., which will be sold low. Among
them will he found Lnseed OIL Lewis d Cos
Pure White Lead, Spirits Turpenline, TIMBER,
Red Lead, Venetian Rec, Litherage, Crom
Green, Spanish Whiting, Window Glass 10 X
II aud s X 10, Putty, SWANS Panacea James
Expectorant Hooaand's German BitterS, Hol-
loway's Pills and Ointment, McLanes Pills
Ayers Pills. Wright's Pills, Brandre,h'S Pills,
McAIister's Ointment, Bears Oil, Bay Rum,
Alcohol, Copal Varnish, Japan Varnish, Starch
Liquorice, RefiLed Vanilla Beans, Extr act Va
nllla, Irdelble Ink, Cod Liver Oil, Shoema-
ker's Wax, Pepper, Nutmegs, Mace, Cloves,
Long Pepper, Tummiric, White Pepper. White
and Black Mustard, Faber's best Lead Pencils,
Superior Extracts for the Handkerchief, Coop
ers Isinglass, Mexican Linfment, Castor Oil
by the bottle or gallon, and all articles kept in
a Drug Store. Those in.waut Of the above al
ticles will please give me call.
CHARLES HARPER.
SheTherds'own, April Is, 1851 tt
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AGENTS.
The " onaer Of the Age.
NO PAY !

NO n
IF DR.. Tobias celebrated Venetian Liniment
| does not cure Cholera, Dysentery, Group,
ChoIic, Coughs, Dyspepsia, Vomiting, Mumps
Toothache, Headache, Chapped Hands, Cold
Feet, Musquito Bites, Insect Stings, Chronic
rheumatism, SweIlings, Did Sores, Cuts, Burns
Bruises, and Pains or Weakness in the Limbs,
Back and Chest.
NO HUMBUG-TRY IT.
DR.. Tobias has warranted his Linlment for
eight years without ever having demand made
for the return OF the money--alI that is asked Is
10 use it according TO the directions.
NO ONE WILL EVER BE WITHOUT IT,
After once using it. II you do not find it bet
ter than any thing you have ever tried before.
GET YOUR MONEY RETURNED
OT Thousands of Certificates have been re-
ceived speaking of It's rare virtues. Nowadays
ii is the practice to fll the papers with certiG
Gates from unknown persons, or given by those
who have never used the medicne-noW DR..
I obas offers to pay
1000 DOLLARS
to any one who will prove that he ever publish
ed false certificate during the time he has had
his medicine Delore Inc PoOHc'
Call on the agents and get Pamphlet coA-
tanning genuine certificates. AS persons envi-
Gus of the large sale of the Venetian Liniment
have stated it is injurious TO take il internally,
Dr. Tobias has taken the following
OATH
I, SAMUEL I. TOBIAS, Of the City OF New
York, being duly sworn, do depose that COM
pound Liniment called Venetian, and that the
ingredients of which it is composed are perfect
ly harmless to take internally, even in double
the quantity named in the Directions accom-
panying each bottle. S.. TOBIAS.
New York, January Q, 1856.
Sworn to this day before me,
FERNANDO WOOD, Mayor.
Price 25 and so cents, sold by the Druggists
and Patent Medicine Dealers throughout the
United States.
~ Also for sale Dr. Tobias Horse Lini-
ment in PINT Bottles at so cents, warranted
superior 10 any other.
DR.. Tobias Office, IS Courland street, New
York.
Ap;iI II, 1857. l2iltem
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-12

Two Irishmen passing through the
wood found gun. They never having
seen anything Of the kind, thought that II
was a musical instrument. and determin-
ed TO practice. Patrick advised Jenny
to blow in the muzz!e, while he played
on the keys" The result was that Jem-
my lost his brains.
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G55JCGI 85T8UUJo
Jacks i'm Office.

A number of politicians, all Of whom
were seeking Office under government,
were scattered in the tavern porch, talking,
when an old toner named d. came
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-12

Did you ever hear of the wife that
wrote 10 her husband in California, and
commenced her letter thus :-"Oh, tell
me not that absence conquers love the
longer you stay away, the better | like
Won 3''
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-12
The ShepherdstoWn Register

Is published weekly at 50 year positively to
be paid before the year expires. No paper dis
continued Except at the option Of the editor)
until all arrearages are paid up Single copies
e. cents.
ADVERTISEMENTS of one square or less so
cents for the first insertion, and 25 cents for
each insertion thereaftcr-larger ones in the
same proportion. Advertisements not marked
for any specified time are continued till forbid
and charged accordingly A deduction made TO
Il ose wlo advertise by the year
Merchants who contract by the year for ad
vertsing are strictly con6aed to Merchandiz-
ing-advertsing of different nature will be
liable TO extra charge
AGENTS.
WIN II. PEAKE, Sun Iron Buildings, Baltim pre-;
GEORGE A. CROFUT, Successor 10 Lay & Broth
er) 73 south 4th street, above Walnut, Phila-
delphia; V. b. Palmer, Tribune Buildings,
New York.
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"Do YOU like novels :" asked Miss
Fitzgerald, OF her country lover. IL car t
say" he replied, II never ate any but, |
tell YOU, I'm some Oh possums.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-12

An Irishman attending Quaker meet
ing, heard young friend make the fol-
lowing announcement
"Brelbren and sisters, | am going TO
marry a daughter Of the Lord"
"The divil We are," sad Pat. "Faith
and be iabers, an it will be long time
before you'll see yer father-in-law -
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-12

A Boarding House keeper in Balii-
more advertises 10 "furnsh gentlemen
with pleasant and comfortable rooms, also
one or two gentlemen with wives.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-12

"Where womar,' says Mrs. Parting
ton, "has once married with CONCEAL
ing heart. and one that beats responsible
to her own. she will never want 10 enter
the maraline state again"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-12

"Pa, why don't you buy hen, so we
can have all the eggs we want ?"
"My dear, one hen would not lay all
the eggs we want"
"Why yes it wonld, Pa; we only use
a dozen eggs day and good hen would
lay that many, certainly"
This young lady is the same one who
thooght milk was pumped out Of cows,
and the tail was the pump-handIe.