Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1857-11-04
Thc DI.bnndcd VoIunteer.


don't know wether you've observed 1t or not,
but its sartin fack that the female sect hes
beCum mulch more cXactiR and OnackOmerdatln
sense the interduckshin of hoops. In the slab
sided ,ren thar oneyt fo'," .-odtlaa 70 {"
Skeart, and no attempS was made to emmylate
the Hottcnton Venus, ladies was in the habit Of
acknowledging emmy little attenshin from the pam
terloon SecShin of sOsity with a smile and a
curtsey as ballanSt the ackount on the spot; but
now, when it takes fourteen yards Of silk and
twelve of steel to dress and cooper wun of the
fair critters from the waist to the sidewalk, they
act jest as cf ''siZc was the meshur of power"
as the frcenologistS say. Marrid men complane
that the capreeces of thar wives hes increast
with thar Sirkumferences; and the bachelors
and widderers allow that the yung wimnin and
widders Is gettin more'n more puff up evry day.
Wun thing is ondcaiabul: evry lady cxpeckS
two seats-wun for herself and anuther for her
dry goods and lite hardware, in emmy car or
stage, no matter how mcnny of the broadcloth
sect may hev to stand, or how sick, old, lame or
tired they may be. Even little crinoleens, nine
OF ten years of age, will croud out full-groan
man of ammaly without the slightest compunk-
shin. Eff the fare oppressors would oney shipper
and say 'Thank you, sir!'' it mought afford sum
soils TO the victims of perlitenesS; but iHsted Of
that, when lady has stared man out of his
Sete, as snake fasSinates bird outer its nest,
she fixes her eyes on vacansy, aud fOunces inter
W
PEELED wicked usupper, and was taken perses-
shin of her riteful throne. Setch is my devo-
shin to the pettycotes, howsever, that could
pass by all this Over-uPpishneSs in silence, ef
they diddent acktilly spred tharselves on the
setes for the express purpus Of blutfen Off emmy
ventersum pair of trowses that happens to get
in. Eff this is not ingratitood, then to return
evil for good is fare bizness transackshin, and
the copperhed as bit the gentman as thawed him
out was noble spessyment ola good Summary
tan. What adds to the turpentine of the Of
fence, is the fack that the male sect hes to foot
the bills for the enormous mountains of dry
goods that scrouges them outer thar places in all
the public vekuls.
I understand that the perpetrators of the ON.
nibus lines hes been loosin munDey ever sense
the balloon skearts cum inter voag. Crinaeen
diminisht thar profits cOnsidabuly, but whale
bone and steel slides redOoced EN- wun hafe.
They act as Skarecrows, and keep the men outer
the buses as sartinly as tlutterin rags keeps
crows outer the cornfeld.
Sum time ago l sudjested skeam for driyin
the chewin and spittin frayternity from the la
dies cabins in the ferry boats, witch l larnt
from the ferry masters hes ben attended, with
ammense Suckcess. This bein encurridging, I
vcnter to propose plan for the benny6t Of the
city stage owners, witch, if complide with, may
be the means of savin them from bankruptcy.
1t is as follers:
+" Men not dtLo1eed 10 Dc BHLLGed 0tkLef L1elr
Seats By Wi,amia, az This Conveyance"
1t would also be CRATE blessin to merchints
and uthers dom blzness down town, eff similar
motifs to female tyrints could be postid in Gll the
city cars; and in eacli car on the Twenty-sev-
enth street line it would be advisabul to post
two. think its rayther too bad that a passed.
of nuthin-to- do wimmin foxes, as hcy been sit
ting on the cushined sctes of the dry goods
stores, and cetery, hate the day, drivin onforti
nit statesmen distracted, should hussel EN- outer
thar places in the cars, prevent EN-, with thar
Drlul hoops, from cnterin the omnibus.
sposc mcnny of the bells and butys Of New
York will SEratch me outer thar good books for
these remarks; but Us nobody as the cap docs
snt fit will put it on, and ken spare all as it
fooS fit from my visitn list, the SCRATCHING wont
Iurt my feelinS emmy more than the thrust Of s
needle would cork leg.
Island up for the fare sect ike man when
they need it and desarye it, but when thar in
The rong they've got to take the truth neat, and !
without shuggar, from
Yours silds 4 DrssANDKD ToLUSrEER.