Delaware weekly Republican. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1841-188?, 1857-06-18

horse tosthe rider ne he slinned him off 4
the mud. -'--l OIL ~
The man ,vbo ,oado =, -lz; ,,,,..o,.,o, =,
heart of coo,,atta hos ,al,n,, ~ ,a.n. ~
Stone crt,;nos '4"' '@Aoii o"' PA'o"'
An Irishman was challenged TO fight du,
but declined on the plea that he did not wi
~ iea'e ms onla mother an orphan
| They dress cool down East. A lady beir
! asked iisiit would not wear a bonnet TO churc
! piled lhit she wonid not pedr aaythiDg els
tp,.y,l -, -, ,,.,i,,,.,,- ,t.. ,o
,;I' - ~ 'u4nS teiioms VS. .hat i nate
10 heI cSrly on sunday niebts' N"' o
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koierrins to the speed Of railway trains
inacheray says, NOT without reason, that Nv
10 not traVei, nowadays, we arrive at places
Punch saws as sure as there happens to b
cold meat or poor shabby dinner OF scrap
ahc make-uPs, so sure is the husband TO Drlnl
SOME one nome TO dinner with him.
A ALunch.-sGWaiter-0 y
uSirf,' "....
"a nlota ,f i,crsa.rof,;oI, r-;sd hro,yn >,
SIN moment, sir, as soon as 1 get up saw
dust stew for Grahamite.
The reason why Tho Vermont and New
Ian,nshire hovs are ali so tall ia because tbev
are in the Labit of drawing Themselves nm So
n "a
rise. II Il drnodfnI stretching worlr
A voung lady engagcd to bs married and
.gattinC sjeL of nor 5argoin annliad to a friend
to helm her mite the Snot before il was too
late. uOb. certainly. !" he renlied. ,sIt is very
easy ia mite II now. while IL IL only a bean
knott
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A person once said TO father, whose son
was noted for laziness, that he thought his son
very mnch afraid oiwork:
,"Airaid oi work r. replied the iather "not
at ALI he VIII no down and 60 to steep close
Dy tle Sue elit.
"Dick, / say, why don't Won turn the buff
falo robe t'other side out hair Is the warm
est.n
"Bah, Jim, you get out. Do you suppose
his hidnP nnit, elilo,r he stv,a ~" ), " "S's
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Courtship Is often made up Of the fact that
lhe slFl saiis her oean noble youth, hero,
genius whiie he calls her a paragon OF beauty
auo BentleheSs, ana so they Keep tickling each
o.hsI M tney get married. and then comes the
Seoiulhs'
An English cockney ut the Falls of NIAGARA.
when asked how he liked the falls, replied;
"Thoy're 'ansome-quit so but they don't
quite answer my expectations; besides, l got
thoroughly wetted. and lost me 'at. prefer TO
look at them in an hengravng in lot weather
and In the 'ouse.''
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- eeNsienisn slI Sen' ~ olaeh servant " puI
taioina m ,,9 AZ '' h hoao ven ~ o Sts Th Sho
flshmonger observing him and fearing lest the
bystanders might catch the scent, exclaimed:
0Eallat Won black rascal what do You
smell my fish for2"
ssAle no smell your fish, massa."
ssWbnt ara Won doing. then ~
eAnd what do you saw to tbe fish. nv
friend n,
ssMe ask him what news at sea, dat's all.
massa.''
tAnd what does he saw 10 Won 7n
oHe saws ho don't knnw. he mot been dare
dis tree weeks, .
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Chesterfield was at a rout In France where
Foltaire was one OF the guests. Chesterfield
seemed gazing about the brilliant circle OF
ladies. Foltaire accosted himj Ny Lord,
know you are judge (which are the most
beautiful, the English or the French ladies:-
Upon my werd replied Chesterfield, with his
usual presence OF mlnd.' 81 am no Judge OF
paintings Some time afterwards, Voltsire
being In London, happened to be at a noble
mans party with Chesterfeldi lady In the
prodiGionsly rouged, directed her
whole discourse to VOltalre, and engaged his
whole conversation. Chesterfield came up, tap
ped him on the shoulder and said; fSir take
care that you arc not captivated.' shy lord.'
replied the French wit, scorn to be taken
by an English craft under French colors.'
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A SCENE AT HOTEL. = oeene-DinlnB roo"
~ ankee at the table eating soup, superlnten-
aeht tGCnlins ior"sruj .n' shins che matter
nele, ~, huoiiSSi az! .Ns ",ons, Oh
" atet Aie SnyS wy sup isu S.e"'i, Pioaso
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snoaaht M hey sa'a anyt1ns aooas yer sSop az
h;i sor ,Is th Ir imo "; ,, t,cn a"ro heoaD p =,
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sou'N eas ~ "" ~ 5' ~, ~ "
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ME- nHT m'. . pny San Ssst
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.uis IaS 49, 80 - ~ -, cafS t, H.
70 lnules'e wna' alSma; ;, y Se s.The
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sn,' ,,;s ,hot ~ s,o,, ,rasn,, 10 c1ean as
ssy "ss 't". 'ns "i,a t.a,.aII;ni in
ws.,',,i;' 80 ~ "a aa,,s go a. ors
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eNeLn, 81 oiJnn a,iit ~ ,..ni5nt. orsass
vai,prie nunuhelehieI my i ,. s,o,
a SiS 'raat iamnhtor sror, tha
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WnAT's IN 1 NAME ?-Isrillat Sayarin tells q
story that will be appreciated in this latitude
| called one day on my friend, General
Bouvier, and found him vexing himself over
an exorbtant druggists bill-such bill as you
might imagine against man who sported al
embroidered coat three 'sorders," and gold
laced hat. lie had sent for tho druggist,
Presently he ensrcd-a tall, grave man, In
black, who advanced at once to the fireplace,
declining seat. The General addressed
him
"Mr. b., tho bill which you sent me is .
thorough apothecary's account, and"
GsSir 1 am not an apothecary.p