The Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, Ohio) 1853-1861, 1857-10-29
Jonathan AMI iIii Bride mt n Fash.
tOAabIc Hotel.


day, among the arrivals was on of the genus
rrrdant--d regular no mistake Junathan--witb
eyes wide Opeu at ths novelties he met at every
turn lie had brought with him his oet,er.half.
a sirBpping hIx-n-haired lass, brdecked with a
prof''sun OF ribbons and cheap j4welry
| Thy had evid nty " come down to snend
the honey moon, AMI Jonathan had no doubt
"larund the expense"
The first morning after their arrival, the se-.
want was thrown into Mysteries by verdant
mistake. Jnnathans bell rang furiousy, and he
demanded To see the landlord The functionary
having made his appearance, he was hsied
with
- How are you--how dc do, old f4ller7 Me
and Patience find all right hrr--room fixed up
frst-ratr-2iyes f-llrr highlalutin feeling;
bat say. old hOss. We want a wash bowl and
towel, to take off the dust oulsdr--ihen III
CON. down and tuke little New England with
you"
=" Here are all the convenieuc,s for washing,
sir" said the landlord, stepping to Il mahogany
wash sink an raising the lid.
"Gpsh all Pdtomtc!" exclaimed our Yankee,
who'd ever thought of that are tsbl-'s op.nin
on the top That way!
Nothing further occurred until the hour for
breakfast WHEN the verdnt couple were stated at
the mbIe, aud Jonathan having burnt his throat
by drinking his coffee too ho aud attempted to
help himself To all omeirt with his fing-rs finally
hai his attention attracted to som. fish balls,
whCh ara, as everybody KNOWS, fish and pola-
toes mixed together rolled into balls about as
large as an ordinary sized apple aud cooked
brown.
Having procured the dish that contained them
by means of s'ryant, he h-lped himself and
partner to one each, and grdspng the precious
morse firmly in his hand, Jonathan opening his
capacious jaws, took bite from his, wh-n sud-
l-nIy he uigorgpd the mnrse with an expression
of much disappointment, and turning 10 his
bride PXclsim d
"Iswow, Patience, these doughnu,s are moth
: in but cudhSh ta,pIs!
.
"A sour frllow says that he always looks
under the marriage head for TIA news of the
+ iceqk.
" A VIOLENT PCN.--Thr Lvnn Forum says -
" rhe Use of bass violin in the churches is a
. bass-violatiun of the Sabbath"
r --"When fellow is TOO lazy to work." says
Sam Slick, "he paints his name over the door,
and calls it a tavern, or grocery. and makes tho
= whole nrighburhood as lazy as himself"
- - There is more silk consumed in the United
: States than la anyothrr country on the globe
5 Last year There was imported into this country
;. aud consumed here S32 $50 0l'.
THE DIFFERENCE.
! What is the difference twixt little Queen Vic
VI And the shaggy dogs tail that is moving quckt
= The din renee is ths-l say without braggin'--
Tne Queen keeps coach, and the tail keeps a-wsgn
t. ,v.g nr liver HsnErd ,hs foII"vin" ,f,s,
II propcssl
y 81 sat me down in thought profound,
h | This maxim wi drew,
Its easier for to like girl,
L. Than make girl like You :"
d SAFETY IN WooL.-A negro preacher recently.
ID in Virginia, referring, in iesultory and char.
y act-rislc discourse to the day Of judgement.
\, said; with great eemestnrss and feryur;
Il B[edrrn 1 AMI 'ls'en in dot day de lord
J" ,1 TTg ba o ne sFTP IRON ur s%a's ] an% bless