The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1857-01-07

election Of presidcnt--i G, tho diner
crOtick vote want hev, We had Ticker
and money for the SEPTEMBER election
from Portlaud but in November not a
drop of ithor. We staid to hum, an the
Freemaounters had it all their own way
Result as follows, to wit viz
Frccmaount IA
Buckinham 90
Fillmore's vote was the same as Buck.
inham don't kcor single straw
aLaout it. The Portland folks know
well enough that's easier to make straw
wiihaout brick, or to 90 through the eye
of Il camel, than to get aout the dimoc.
racy Of this taown without Ticker An
ef Frecmaount is prcsideut-of he blows
up the Rocky Maountings an spi'es all
aour perIadyums, taiut aonr fault. the
sinners OF war didn't come-an them
siingy critters may take the consequent
ccs.
Nice state of things well have naow,
reckon. This ere Freemaount don't
know nothing abaout aour instcertoo-
shuhs, having passed moast Of his time
with woody hosses aud sich like varmint.
In conrsc ho haint llgible to rule an rain
over natral born suvrns I'm told he's
haviu cabinet of Ginny niggers made
to set up in the white house, an has
made law that all members OF Con-
grcss shall live on baked dogs an billed
mustangs Horis Greely an Nobby
Folsom is going to keep haousc for him,
assisted by Neal Dow an Miss Bloomer.
Naow haint this nice kind Of n foller
TO sway the united des,inies of f pluri.
bus, angoly soxony an hale Kerlpmhy?
Mr.. Editers, such critters as these would
burn the Constitution an kill the Amer.
ican Eagle for thanksgivin dinner, ,usin
the spIinters of this blessed union 10
roast him with I'm gettin' along in
years, but if live till | die-somotimos
it seems though | shouldn't-I calker.
late to seq the time wh ben the praoud flag
of aour glorious Kodentry shall be cut
up into pocket hnndkorchers for niggers,
an to hear the Maine liekor law read on
the 4th of July instead Of the declara
ton ofindependents. | aint easily scarf
but as the scripter says The wicked
fee when no man Iursueth,' while the
righteous pass on an get Jessie.
Naow what has brought ablout this
alarmiu eventooality - Ten gallons of
rum would have made the dim ocracy Of
uornby stand shoulder to shoulder
exceptin few weak heads who couldn't
stand at allan the Union would have
BIN saved. I've seen good deal of talk
in the papers about the valley of the I'm
ion. can give the answer in dollars
an cents
10 gals. rum at 40 cts is 90
Fetchin it from Portland %
Pollock fish an crackers 81
Total valley of the Union S5,ll
That ere is just what it went f1r, au
nothing is worth more'n it'll fetch.
Wal, the blessed Union il Corner.
Yes. that glorious compsck which has
braved the battle and the breeze thous'
and years-more or less-has bin sold
for half its valley. Satircs will grin
aout Of the white haouse winecrs.-
I1y,lmnlared an gin aOut will bo writ
ten on the walls When the stunnln
fact bust upon my dsylights wisht my
eyes were frog ponds that | might weep
over the calamity which has come upon
our isril, but then | remembered the
saying of the apshunt Puttygumpiaus--
never cry for split milk Tho history
Of the past, present and futer doomed up
afore me. J. remembered the jews a
weepin over the willers Of Baberlcn,