New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-02-25

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- .pite Cf vtch Poctu'ioos her visitor oIpectsd -
see Der rut # 1t before che got up stairs evfr
iftt5 cicn jerk tu skeleton out cf ter kr. sne com
pete her triaId il htr b-uss. With pcoPitist'og
Tow, wtose iltebse s-ryllty wcuid have DC 'me Mf
Ssn psor B'trs in 'he COY Of lif e'sc"motur ere
r,k,d cor r,.otur icto tie house, Gfei'g! preceded
him % stairs, deitrLtialy placed ooAif' ara &C.
ptreo nto an iILsr rom Pau-irg ei tne ooc 70 exc,
cute an Oh. equous W ggie ard to once m - hdn'le
he,..u in the duet (of which there 1e- ptr before
hci 6st,n'-Ltd visitor.
To rctrt;op.rom Is an apartment OF mocoraa
.j,. from ire front widows Of which The behO'ccr
NAY r,eae be eyes with scJmpreLtnsi's VieT o.
C,r.,r Msbtt and It's charming surroundings
Mot. aud Mplcery streets lie jest beyond, aat the
Toobs are yiIble in the DIM distance. Tue room was
furr,shtd with opportunity Of gauoy furfit1re All
toias dies chair end pcuies crowded snd eib'~td
ach other, showing plainly that the furniture Of
g uplr at least OF plors had been there compressed
ii,o betr cm. From the timer room came a great
sourd comyO I'd of many household ingredients "a
10 cety accurate analytis-but the crying Of
babies the frizzing Of cooking meat, tue
fusprg of saucepars, and sound Of som'-
body scoldpg everybody e-e, prtdoIninsted PIE
serty the door opened and Mr. Hayes entered he was
surrounded by an atmosphere Of fred onions and the
fngrhI al greasy Precipitation in lis face seemed u
bsve been dlsJled from that favoritc vegetable. Nf.
Hayes II tall, fierce, sharpspcken nap Of manners
30 very rough md bearsh tn 1t his wife aud chiI'en
quai when he fIoe as il they expected I'm nstaLt
low. We cont know that it ever will be possible for
q mtn to g,noe hs guardian angel for the sake of
her golden crown ard lute but the idea occarred to
our reporter that il that ania0e feat is ever accom-
plished, it will be by such another man as this He
sc, med unable to speak kind or gentle word rs to
ru his boots off over his ears He j. an Englshman
on spetks with the most intoerabe coclney accent
Modcratrg his bafh tone. until they almost as
LEA, ant as the threaten ngs Of i-oaured bulldog
snd adore ssng reporter he grOwled out the follow
il Q specimen of delectable English:
"There is lots of folks goip round town prctcndn to
do clarvoya Lce and to sick folks, and to tell
fortunes ard business, and journeys and stole property
but we ain t none Of them people. We only do this
for the rake Of dom good, and we don't want to do
hohn' that wi make any trouble. We used to tel
things about stole property, and about family troubles
AID sometimes used IN get folks into muses., but
don't do Dotbn Of that kind low. hyour business
il about any kind Of and trouble in your family
we don't want Lotbin TO do With it. Sometimes folks
that has quarreled their wives away come to rs and
wants us to get them back again, but we don't DO
nothin Of that sort We can tell EN- il theic wives
WEI or il they re sick and all about what ais EN-,
aDd so we can about any people that is gore off any
where and them's what we call absent friends 50
if you've got any trouble with your wife we cant d.
Dotbin forJOu."
Our reporter who has 10 wives unruly as TO
qure the interference Of outsiders to preserve harmony
III the 'smily expressed himself to that effect, and
added that his busnes was TO find out about the well
being Of some friends in Minnesota. Herenpon Mr..
hayes opened the door which cut OF the pot-lnd-
kettle Babel of the other room, aud commanded
HE wife TO come in; and that estimsble lady, who
10 evdently in state Of excellent subordinaton,
Instantly vrithed in. She seated herself in al arm
cl air and began to evolve most remarkable series Ct
IL sbe smiles each one OF which began somewhere
down her throat, rose to her mouth by jerks, aud
finally faded away at the top of her head and
the tips Of her ears. 1t purely spasm )dic
thing Of habit, without a particle of senlalty or
feeling about il. While this GUS process was going
op, the Doctor had drawn down the window-shaaes,
thus darkt nlnc the room, and pow approached for tue
purpose Ct unlocking from rs earthly tabernacle the
soul THAI was to step up Mipnesots and bring back
VOID to his customer how all the folks got alo's
This he accomplished by few mysterious mesmerc
passes, and when the trance was Induced, and the
boots ready for the muddy journey, he placed in the
hand of our report that Of toe corpus, which stil re-
NAMED in the armchair. and said to the dsemboiied
spirit: "Now, want you to go with this gentleman
to BROOKLYN and take fair from there, and then
90 where he tells you to- and tell him what things there
i. there that You see.' Having delivered this juno
ton in tone 60 udescibably savage that he had bet
ter thousand times have struck her in the face, this
oil rotire IN he Rabel tAkinr
the flied. onion atmosphere.
Then the woman in the chair began TO speak, in
st,le the most dsagreeable and affected that
porter ever list. ned to. 1t more ike that sicken
. cibbersh that nurses call "bdbytak, than any
thing else in the world She spoke with detesaols
whine, and pronoprced each syllable of every word
.tpalacly, as il he feared two-sy liable wofd might
choke her, Sick at the stomach as was our reporter
ct the whole baby h performance, he so far controlled
his quaius as to Lote down the words hereunder
written.
There is water that we must cross, We must 20 IN
a boat mustn't We Now weIe in the boat, aud
see SO many putty things men, and dogs, and ships
oil things going mp and down, such bcau-t''tu things
have reyer seemed before. Norwe are across the
nver and now must set on the car musnt we
What car must We get on | see II now, the yell
kiw car. Now we are going along and can see-o
uha. pref ty dress in that store what real ni'e
cap dy that is. wish had some don't you Now
were at the house L. the on the CORNER or me
mt NJ one to it, or it the brick house with the green
blinds. No, the wood one with green blinds 60 1t s,
but DIDN'T be here before ever in my life. Now we
viii 20 into the house, Gee carpet there ard some
chairs a, Il somt-O what pretty picture, anu
what Lice fire. see a lady of very pretty ap-