New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-09-01
now SIT. LOVENGOOD EXPLODED.

HIS EXPERIENCE WITH SODA POWDERS.
Sur. related he story Thus; q sorge, dii you ever
see SciIy BuIne Her dad lives at ths RatL Soak
Springs. nigh 70 the Georgy li1e ayes very hani-
some GIRL Handsome that wurd don't kyer the
ca,, il sounds like cabin good whisky water, when
We or at Bg Spring AID The It'll house ten niles OF. an
biz a rarin, aid yer flask only half fu. She shows
amuug wimen like sanhorer as eompare1 ID dog
fonncl an smart weed and iimsen Bu' THAR AMT no
use tryib to describe her. touldn craSi thIa q
whisky barrel with both hesds stove out, II
II wur hlt study fer her. good foot holt
a. that She weighs just two hundred aud twenty six
pounds an stands sixteen hands high She reye' got
in an arm cheer in her life, an you can lock The top
hoop Of n chum ur big dog collar round her waist.
I've seed her Jump over the top Of a spht-bc,ton
cheer an never show her ankis or ketch her dress
onto H. She kerried devil enuf sbou her TO l four
hoss Vaughn bed with skin as white as the inside
ON A frogsiool, cheeks an lips as red as pearches
oils in lockwood blossom time an sich smile Oh,
be drafted ef it is eny tskin. That gal cud make
me murder cid Bishop Soul hissel, or XIII maui not To
speak Of dad IF she s limited that she wanted seh
thing dun.
"Wel, to tell ii at onst, she wsr gal all over rom
the pin, OF her toe nails tn the longest har on the hest
Knob oy her hed-gal all the time, eyerywhefe-and
that ov the excitirst hind. Oy course leaned up 10
her as close as dar tu, in spite OF long legs ap'
petite fur whisky, my shut scrape and cads scum
boss she softer l. sned tu me, an was beginnin 70
think wur list the greatest and comfortaolst man on
yenrth. not exceptin Old Buck or Brigham Young
with all his radil cullered, wrinked wimmin, GRADES
fall of babies, an his Big Salt Lake thrown 10.
We'll. wun day cussed, deceivn, paaverin, stirkin
Yankee peddler all jack knife an jaw cum TO ole man
Burnses with load ov apple parns, eaiieker, ne'
bins iewsharps, an s-od.y powders Now, nn0d,
Id never bern tell o' that truck atoIe, az
If don't want it to be the last-wus nor r'he pow,
d,r-vus nor perkusson-three times as smart ana
hurt, WINS. heap wus Durn him. Dun all Yankee
pedcleIs, and durn their principals aud prsctsis,
say w ws G ss s s h' pa sSs an
slow match fixed tn him, an i kad chunk ov
fire. the Teller what found peace ov MIN pig
tnuf III feed a Cockroach ought to he Ahg ov tne
Snltnn's harem thousand years for his Mck. Aney
amt human, no how. The mint at Fladelty is thar
Heaven: thew think their God eats hat dimes fur
breakfust hashcs the eavus fur dinner and sSallers
cent an dried april for supper sets ON stampin
machine fur throne sssps crib full Of hat dol
lars, and measures men ike money, by count They
hamt one ov them got soal but what kud dance jig
in kabbage seed. an leave room fur the fiddler.
We'll, Sicily she bought tin box oy the sody from
him. an hid il away from her folks savin II Tor me-
happen 70 pass next day, ov cours stopped 10 ENJOY
look at the tempter, an che wur mighty uvin 10 me,
PUT wun arm refund my neck an tother wun whar the
circiree goes hoss, TUX the inturn ON me Win
her left toot' and gin me kiss. Says she, Sutty,
love- We got sOmethn fur ye, a new sensashun An
| believed it, for begun tn feel il already My toes
felt like little Winners wur nibiln at ern-s o2id
streak run up and down my back like lizard with
a turkey hen after him in settin time my heart fet
hot and onsatsfed like, an then I'd cut ole Souls
throat, If she'd limited at needsisty fur sch an
papers ov the sody inter big tumble, and abont the
same number ov white wuns inter luther lumber, an
put nj onto pint ov water on both ov them
an stirred em both up with q case KNIFE, pokin
a, solemn a. a ole iackas in a snow storm
when the folders all gin out. She hut wan
while she told 10 drink luther. swallowed
il at wun run-tasted salty like, thot wur part OF
the sensashun But | wur mistakened, all oV the
cussed internal sensashun wur 10 cum and il wurn't
long at it, boss, you'd believe me- Then she gan me
luther tumbler and sent it after the fust, race ho~s
fashion. ,,.
thrashin machine in full blast, ur cupple ov bull
dogs and they had sot inter fitin. seed thar wur
cotcbed sgn-same family Dispersion to make cussed
fools oy themselves every cbancc-so broke for my
boss stole look back an thar Sicily lay on her back
in the porch screemin with latin, her heels up IN the
air. kickn EN- together like she wur atryin tn KICK
her slippers off, But had time tn look then, and
thar wur road of foam frum the hous tu the hosstwo
foot wide an four inches deep looked like 1t had been
a snowir-poppin, on hissen, an bLliD, like tub
ov hot soap suds. he'd gethered cherry tree limb
as run an lit assiraddle ov my boss, whiPpm an
kickin like mad. This with the scarey noises made
fur wur a whislin, a hssin and sputterin outer
mouth, nose an eyes, like steam engine), sot him
rearin and cavortin like he was skeered out OF his
senses Well he went. The foam rolled, aud the ole
black hoss flew. lie iist mzzled scared nj IA DEATH
and 90 wur l. So agreed on the pint ov the great
est distance In the smallest time.
81 aimed fur Dociur Goodman's at the iiiwassee
Copper Mres tn get somethln tu stop the exsposhun
in my inards. met sercut rider on his travels To-
wards fred chicken an hat full ball biskits. A.
| cum tarin along he hlt his hands like he wanted
to pray fur me- but preferred physc III prayer IN
my pccooliar situwsshun at that time, jet rolled
along lie tuck II skeor cum nj on ia him, his
faith gin out, an he lodged hoss, saddlbaSs, "a
oyerooet inter a thicket st like you've seed q
terkil take water often log when tarin big
steamboat Gums along. As he passed ole
man Burnss Sicily hailed him, aud axed him he'd
met enybody in bury gwine up the road. The poor
man thought perhaps he did an perhaps he didn't but
he'd seen site spook, NV ghost, Nv ole BELIZE
bub himself, ur the komit, he didn't adzactly know
which but takin all things tugether An the short time
he'd for preparashun, he thought he met crazy, long
legged shakin Quaker e Gin from the wrath tu cum,
on black an white spotted hoes. whippin ov him
with biz brush an he he'd u white beard what
cum fun nj unto his eyes to the pumml oy the
saddi an then forked went to his knees, an then
suutimes ,lrapped in punches as big as crows nest
I'm the ground an hearn sound like rushn ov nifty
waters and be wur mltily exercised about 1t enyhow.
Well guess he wur, and wur his fat boss, an wur
old Ilackey, wust exercised ov all ov EN- war j,
mvself Now George, all this beard an spots on the
hoes an steam fire. an snow, an WIRE taiis 10 QUO
dacious huInbug. 1t nj cum Outen my inar1s droppn
out ov my mouth without eny yomitin ur ehur an 81
hadn't Id q busted into more pieces than thar "
aies in n big catfish. The LovengoOds are gil con-
,ornded fools an dad amt the wust oy en-
xs......
Tuy PorATo CRoP AND ITS DIsEAsg.-We have
already chroniced the cessation of the potato rot on
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