The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1857-10-17
YANkEf r1kNelL DuTcn AND IknH.


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A Dialsgse in the Market.
Yankee-IIalISy aApsnnsw,wAse are you
going to do with tt ~ frog tIsre, in that
are basket?
Prenehmaa- Do fross vs., sare, viii
eat dc frog. "a
Irishman-Atsh III ~. sstlat sprswl-
ing divil ef str - ~ I-s, I'd
as soon put oil ~ ~ q thit ST. Patrick
carried out ef Ireland q ! bss, down the
throat iv ~. a
Yankee You can,t be airnst nov, Noun
seer. You sip't such : pickesel . to bite
at frog!
call the pickerelle2
Yankce--A dasned great long nosed fish,
that we catch With q frog bait.
Fenchman-Vat you tell me, sare? you
bait de frog vid de fish? Mon Dieu! you
no understand de frog--you no taste, no
sense no skill in dc cuisine. Fish de bait
wild de frog! Begar!
Yankee Fish the bait? Why don't you
pnrleyvoo right eend foremost?
Irishman-Ay, cuishlamacree, why don't
you put the cart before the horse rs do? 4
Dutchman-Yaw'' minheer W don't you
dalk goot English, like does2
Yankee-Dalk! ha, ha, ha, you talk about
daiking? Why, you can't no more pronounce
the English than q wild Hoppintop. You
can't get your clumsey Dutch tongue round
the words Of a civilized language. Now
listen to me Mounseer Frenchman, and Pll
teach YOU how it's done.
Dutchman-No, listen to me, | under
stands how do brunounshe de most proper-
est. comes from de fodder sidt Of Ink
landt. and xure knows how to spoke bure
Enklish.
Irishman--Is that a reasonable sort " raj
son now By that same logic | should
know bov 10 snake the Inclish still betther.
for kim from this side " England. and
wa. n;ver across the Irish Channel aimee |
was, hoyn. lot Alone before that. And thin.
hos;ds. me- cre.t orandmother was achool
masthar and me SECOND cousin on me
ne;ohhonr,s aide was a thatcher Until the
haryo;n. 40. M;sther Mounshure Pm the boy
that;Il t,che We to snake inplish properly.
'Frenchman-o uiI AN sneak the Ineiish
do Yantce. do Irishman. de DutchmaH. all
snsak him hess. and sneak him difFerent!be-
gnri Now vat YOU call dis. (showinp a pota-
9 1ns S;s nomws do terreS -. -
Yantaa[Thnt num de tarI WHY. Noun.
sesr I cali that mum de tar : potato
FrencbmanLt,uil Now. sare vat Won call
h;ma - - 20, = - :
Ir;sbman-t naratie--a raal murphy-to
ho snra -. : =. !.
Eran.hm.ntm;. And now. sare. vat
ron 'csII him -. = - :, :. :,
,nntcbm.n-- Wat rails him2 Wv. I gals
h;,n . hndsdo--and snv WOOL might know
a.. "'ADS-- :. - -.
"" E..r,hn,.r-H. In ba hcpa,, Won all
csil INN different. You all speek de true
Iaa,naa 81 vo,, NO snaok him alike. Ha.
.s hacar} - -.
", I VoI, Mounscer. now lot me AK
- n"a.,;"n i What i th;s that I have
w" StssSs 1,how;nc . caneI - -,
!" r rny 800 S y.,;s dat2 W. sare. dad ia.
-, ~ 80 .;rk.rot ro, colI tho homma
aie:-nis Nv ''n 10, LII aNhoIia, -
VanLaa-Wha, k;lled help a.
I ranAsM" ~" On nm MonS;anr dat Grand
aaI,a aat ,nnrd-dat t,nck down A.
l',,a u, -" Lnon 10 shcon do mutton-
oei ms, shu ~ N nP ILnorp what hs means
Sa maans Can a. verst murdercr.
no W't means ~; ,as sorsNN,.;s ono
.,r rse'''D'n'- Wv
'"He' .u,,or ;sn,t+ ,ro oonos
n"n ,.hat a" 81, caIi !. ron old rmh Of
Nv" "m"s Wv 80 49, 20 Isoara, 49,
ilI.nu. ~" Is af,ar eoil;Sa Il a sbe,o,ab.
nh' e a., ha o;s,, .oll;r IN
anu py IN e.: ~ aon :; = - icy - 'A 40
"" m.s,han No,r shon,iamans don,t WIGHT
.ha,,. ..."., HIsrL do mo IN Init Ont
ono What Won call dis? (Showinr a GUAM.