The Carolina Spartan. [volume] (Spartanburg, S.C.) 1852-1896, 1857-08-27

Wear the irets you iravcr6n, and youk by far,
Isugngr,she most bright apd partlcuarsiar
Notwilhsiundiog this delicate onse, Of fr,,cry, =
Opened on me atoucc must sterfhle battery, =,
| 0t scorn aud arnazement. Shcsnade iIo reply,
But gave "A sigld turn 10 sl,e. .end,f her nose,
fThnt pure q .eciar feature) as mueIft,s TO say,
How hbsurd ,il'at any sane ,Rls should snppuse :
ThH aiady would go u ball iu the clothes, >,
No matter low hne, that, she wearscyery tny!''
SO tsssn,ured again, swear your crimson broi
- scaae;' -. = s,ss =. y - : -.
fsseoud iarn up of;nose;J ..Thars.too dark by 4
.sYaur JIue siia 4, ':Thars TOD hcuyy;', :
~ our pink 30 hats too hgi 49, - ,s,.t
Wear iull- over satin; II can't cnduya whltc.n
T''Your colored, then, the best OF the batch'
~ hnvnta ttread ofpeht lace to nlash.nfs e :-
Your brown MORE ansique;" s"Yss, aud loosiike
~ aQanker;'a ffsstsc' =. t.-s. &
"The psarl-eolored;" II would. bu, that pluguey
3 dress.maker. 30 .
Has had il IA wcek.p "Then that exquisite lilac,
In which ypu would melt the heart Of nSh,loek."
tllere the nose took again the sumo elevalion.)
IL wouldn't wear that Tor tue whole OF creation"
why mott lbs my faneyi there's nothing could
As more CONNIE il jdut." "Yes, but dear me, that
Sophrona S,uckup has got on. just Ike it,
And won't appear dressed like chit Of six,ecn"
Then that splendid purple, thai sweet mazarine;
That superb point d'aguiile, that imperial green;
That zephy like tarictvp that rich grenadine-"
Not one OF a which is fit To be seen,
Said the iady. becoming 'xcited and flushed.
Then wear" exclaimed, in tone which quite
- crushed =. Z. tyt .a- r.s
Opposition, "that gorgeous toilette which you
-. sporicd
In Paris last spring at the grand presentation,
When you qoite turned the head Of the head Of The
L.
And BY a The grand court were SO very much
courtrd,"
The end OF tile nose was porcntous'y tipped up
And both the bright eyes .lot forth indignation,
As she burst upon inc with the fierce exclamation,
81 have il tlrree times al the least calculation,
Aud that and the most Of my dresses are ripped
iStA up!p
Here ripped out something, perhaps rather rash,
Qaite nnoceut, though; bu,, 10 use expression
More striking than classic, ii "scilrd my hash"
Aud proved very the lasl net Of our session.
',Fiddlesticks, is il, sirf wonder the ceiling
Don't fall down and crrish you-oh, you men have
I no feeling, .--
| You selfish, unnatural, iliberaI creatures,
Who set yourselves up MS patterns aud preachers.
Your silly rr,trncc--why what mere guess il is!
Prny. what do YOU know Of u woniau's p,c,sstrs,
l,have told you and shown You l'vt nothing 10
-- w,ar,,
Aud MS rer!c,tl, ll.in You not only don't care,
Bat you do moi bcl'tvs me-" (iitre ihc-i, SC we.,
.--. still higtcr) ~, - '.-. ~ .s .
II suPp.se il yuu dared yon ould call me lar
Oar enIaG.ment is.ruivd, si,-y,s. on lie spot;
You're ornts-and nousi,r aud-l don't ki.oN
1n,ildi~ SUI c,sicd ih.suo'ls, iIoiten.pt,
P,ckl'orkcl and cannibl. Tartar and thief,
As gentle cxpviivrs wllich niig lat give relief;
But this "nil proved us spark TO lhr p wider.
Aud the storm had raised cane fasivr aud luulcr:
Ii bhew aid ii, r:,i'cd, tuu !ered, gatenv,i, and
in'cEirc.i.n:. verbs, prsmeuns, till Lustnsc quite
EulrJ
TO express the abusive. AMI thea it's arr.4rs
WcrS brough, up all once by u torrvnt uf tears,
And my last lant d,s spaiiin.s attempt at an obs
| Ervation was l"st in the tempest OF hobs.
Well, felt ior. the lady, mud felt for my hat too,
| ln'prosise't OF The Of thc'laiier ialico,
| lU hcu Ot Otcxiiressing he-ieelngs which lay
| Quite loo deep Cor words, as Wordsworth would
shy; ~ sf
Then, without going through the form OF bow,
Found myself in The enHy-I hardly knew how
/ On dour-siep and sidewalk, past lamp post and
squire,
~ home aud up stairs, in my own easy chair;
PoSed my feet into slippers, my fire into blaze,
And SAID To myself, Us lit my cigar
SuppOsins man had The wealth Of the Czar
OF the Russas 10 boot -Ior the rest Of his DAYS,
On the whole, do you thiuk he would have much to
rs-s spare
| II he married woman who had nothing to wear9
Since ilrt night, taking pains that il should not be
blu.ted
Abroad in society, I've instituted
y course of inquiry, extensive aud thorough,
On.thls vital subject, and lind, to my horror,
1liat the FAIR Eiora's ease is by SURPRISING
But that there eXs Sis The grcatest distress
In or female community sulely arising
From tbs unsupptied dcsliiuiiui, OF dress;
Whose unfortunate victims filling tile air
With the pitliu wait of''pptling TO wear"
Researches ia some ot tile Upper Ten" districts
Reveal the mosr painful and siartlng statistics,
| or which let me mention only few:
| la one single bonse, on the Filth Avenue,
Three Young ladies were found all below twenty
| Who have been three whole weeks without any
thing new
lu the wuy oi hOunced silks, and thus, lef, in the
| iurch,
| Arc unable TO go 10 ball, concert. or chnrch.
| In aDotIcr i.,ge manson near the same place.
| Was found dcporaEic. henri. rending case
! Oh entire dcs;ilu,ion oi Brussels point lace.
Ia aneishhoring block, there was found, in three
| l-s calls,
Total want long continued, of cames' hair shawls:
And suffering family whose case exhibits
The most pressing need OF real ernne Iippets;
Que deserving young lady almost unable
Another conhned to the house when its windier
Than usunI, because her shawl INIT india.
Sill aDoihor, whose ortures have been most terrific
Ever since the sad loss o. the steamer Pacific,
IN which were enguiled, not friend nor relation,
ttor whose kle she perhaps might have found con-
solution,
| OF borne it at least with serene resignation,l
But the choicest assortment. Of French sleeves and
| collars
Ever sent on. from Paris worth thousands Of dollars,
Aud all asto style most ,eehsrehe and rare,
The want OF which leaves her with nothing to wear,
And 'enders her life so drear and dyspepiic
That she's quito recluse and almost skeptc,
For she iouehngly says thai this sort Of grief
Cannot find in Religion the sIightes, relief
And Philosophy has not maxim to spare
For the Victims of such overwhelming despair
But the saddest by Gar OF alI these sud features
is the cruelty praciised upon tho poor creatures
BY husbands and fathers real Bluebcards aud I'll.