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NEW GOODS.

Our Friends and Customers, deSirous of max
ing a small amount Of Cash buy a great many
GOODS, are respectfully invited to examine
our Spring and Summer Stock, just opened.
A. B. CRAMER & co.
May !, 1887.
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NOTICE.

A persons interested, will please take no.
sice that / have left my, Books, notes, &c, in
the hands Of Jonx ALslr, Esq, where thos- IN
indrbted are requested to call an make payment
without delay, aud save costs.
MOSES SrINE.
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nAnEl.s MAeLeAl. rAlN- EAlnaerok.


The great and principle characteristics of DAI-
LI}'S MAGICAL PAIN EXTRACTOR consist:
ist. or IFS nPveT-failing and unique property,
,nas applied 10 any external injury. 10 CHECK
iNfLAAlM AIIoN Instantly, and rapidly to reduce
a. This iratnfr constitutes lis great power 10 ale
viarr the pain burns and seald, and OF other pain
iul diseasr-, in 50 Incredibly short space OF time
and viii appear he few Testimonials hereunto
annexed. Every intelligent mind is fully thar.
in all cases of external nJnry. the pain Is produced
by inflammation of the injured parts: and therefore,
il you remove The cause, the effect must cease
2d. It's purlicaive properties neuiralize the poison
that may lurk iii the system, aud will, when applied
% the sores, draw rapidly all impure matter The
surface, and eject it-henee the great discharge j.
produces from sores oceasioned by bnrns-and when
applied 10 old and invetefate sores, Salt Rheum, or
other cuianeous diseases
Each box Of GENUINE DALEY rAix EXTRACTOR has
upon il Steel Plate Engraved Label with the sig
nature OF {. =. CLlCkENER X Co, propriet tors and
HENRY DALEY, manufacturer. Price a5 cents
per box.
Cg-AIl orders should be addressed 10 c. y. Click
ener x Co.. 81 Barley street New York
May $ lS57--2m.
CArIyLr. Friend yer :.-In ihis age of qnaraS,
chariatams and mere windy saseous preiendefs 10
heal. who blow al every corner and IN the face and
Of all men, their loud, harns jericho frumpets
and other noisy boSteron> wind instruments OF mar
velously twisted brass, in such woluy sham ridden
eporh this, say, il Is comforting. Nay even
cheering 10 the earnest we'll wisheT oil his race In
know there has arrived in This world genuine phys
ican-to light once more upon something besides
lnpre Sangradoes and Don Mercurai iulaps, with
their phlpboiomies. poison aud warm wafer.
Your Cha1hartic Pills, and Cherry peetorai, carry
MS forward 10 Halryon days--ro mieRia PhaFmaco-
ppas, when science, deep diving down nto the prm-
cples OF things, shall, with infinite cunning. bring
out the genuine Elixir tG; for OF truth there il
manitesty enough somewhat OF that same Life Is
your subtle vegetable Installations and com
pounds.
You realize TO Us the visions of those painiupsis
snoke-dried Alchymests--b -booiless seekers-dream-
among retoris and ernribirs tonching The quint-
essential hidden virtue of the universe, which should
antdote distemper, and break for the Wheel of
Time.
May !. lSj--lm.
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90 GIrronmcn an0 G1l,ptrlttrn0nt's Of
Sabbath Gtfoois.

W. keep on band the publications Of the Am.
8. S. Union. American Bible Society, American
Tract Society, Presbyterian Board of publica-
ton, Methodist Book Rooms, Massachusetts, S.
5. Union, Lutheran Board of Publication, Epis-
copal 5. s Union, and great variety of stand
ard Religious Publications suitable for Sabbath
Schools.
SHRYOCk & SMITH,
Chambersbarg.
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NEN SPRING Il StfNNER GOeDS.

The undersigned having just returned lrom
tAe Eastern Cities, are now rrci.,,ng 4 latgr
aud splrhdd assortment Of Spring and Summer
Goods, consisting, in part, of Ladies Dress
Goods, black and fancy Silks, plain and figured
Delains, Poplns, ChalIies, Lawns, Brlliants,
White Goods, Hosiery, HandkerchielS, Collars,
sc. &c. Shreting, Crash, MusIins, Flannrls,
Tlckings, fancy and union Casmeres, Cloths,
and general assortment Of Mems and Boys
Summer Ware of all descriptions, single and
double CARPET Chain, all coIors Boots,
Shoes and Hats in Great Variety. Hardware,
Quernsware, BroomS and Buckets, Groceries
Syrup, MoaSses, white and brown Sugar, green
and black Teas, Fish, Tobacco, Indigo, Spices,
Dye stufs. &c &c all Of which will BE- sold
cheap, as they are determined not to be undsr-
sold by any one. Thankful for past favois. they
hope to receive general share Of ibe public
patronage.
]. & j. NJ SHOEMAKER.
April II, 1857.
~ Wanted, 5000 lbs Bacon, at Shopmaker's
CoIonade Store, for which the highest Market
price will br paid.
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EFERHART, ASHCOM, 4 co.
Forwarding and Commission Merchants
mop FEVEJT p1

HOPEWELL, P.l.
The subscribers doing business under the Firm
of EvERuAR~, ASHcoM, & Co., are now prrpar-
ed 10 Store and Ship Flour, Grain, and all kinds
of Merchandise upon reasonable terms.
They also keep on hand Plaster, Fish, Salt,
Rock Powder, &c, to which they invite the
attention Of Merchants in the country and Far
mrrS.
The highest cash prices paid for Flour and
Grain that the Eastern Market will afford.
JonN c. EvERuART, GEO. R. BAENpoLLAR,
c. W. AsHcoM, JoUN f. Lowry.
Dec. %, lS56-Iy.
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Is inst receiving and opening an elegant as
sortmrnt of Spring and Summer Goods, ernbra-
cling all the latest styles and patterns OF Ladies
Dress Goods, to which she invites their especial
attention. A lSo a superior assortment Of Trim
med and unrinmrd Bonnrts, Caters. Bootees,
Slippers, Parasols, Skirts, Hosiery, Collars,
CapeS, sc. &c.
Bedford, April 81. 1857.
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Caution.

Whereas my wife Matilda has left my bed and
board without any just provocation, this is
10 caution all persons against trusting harboring
her on my account, as will pay no debts Of her
contracting hereafter.
May S, 1857. GEORGE LOVE.
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II n u VT. aFIINII-4FEfl II T@4s
April II. 1851.
BEDFORD HIGH SCHOOL.

THE dntps of the School Will be resumed
on Tuesday, Awil l4th, in the LARGE
THREE STORY BUILDING situated on the
corner Of Main and -- streets. Male and
Female departments distinct: The services Of
thoroughly educated young Lady Of Vermont,
have been srcurrd as teacher of Music, &c,
&c. The services Of other competent teachers
also have been secured as assistants
TERMS per Quarter Of | weeks, inciu-
ding Board, Tuition, Furnished Room, Wash
ing, Light, and Fuel. $500.
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NOTICE.

Letters of administration or the Estate OF FTeder-
ick Claar, late OF Union township, Bedford County,
deceased, having been granted TO the subscriber
siding IN said township, noticr is therefore given 70
all persons indebted 10 said estate, 10 make payment
to the subscriber immediately, and those having
claims will present them properly fol- settlement.
JACOB e. DlFELY,
May $, 1857. Admir-.
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NOTICE.

Letters Testameniary having BEEN issued TO
the subscriber on the last will, &c. of David Sto-
Ter Senr., deceased, notice is hereby given to all
persons having claims against said Estate, TO
present them properly authenticated for settle
ment, aud all those knowing themselves 10 be
indebted TO the same, are requested to make pay
meut immediately. DANIEL STOLER,
Executor, Liberty Township, Bedford Co.
April II, 1887.
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GREAT ARRIVAL!
Of Spring GOODS.

The undersigned has just returned from the
Eastern ciltS with a large stock of Spring
Goods; and is now exhibiting at
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II 8 In. IL = IN!

NEW MACKEREL Just received. SHAD
and HERRING expected daily, and for sale
for cash or Country Produce only.
A. b. CRAMER & co.
MAY /, 1857.
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"AhGGylNc IN FUN."-AnothpT instance of
the f,lly Of "uarryjng in fan" is now exciting
The people OF Florida Il seems that a banking
officer in that town met at ball Young lady
from this naighhorhood. who was very good
boxing, sprishty and attractive. While
waIizing with her, hr proposed in jsst hat they
should b- married. The lady accepted his
rtoposi,on. and they adjourned 10 side room,
where person present was called upon 10 per-
form th-. ceremony, 81 hich he did to the inf
bite amusement ofali concerned. The gentle
man thought no more OF the matter until the
breaking up Of tire ball, whrn thr fair partner
called upon him to conduct her 70 his residence.
H. dsmurrpd, and Thought she had better 60 10
her own residence. She SAID. his home was her
doms, sswhither thou eorSt | will follow thee"
H" tjdn't hardly understand that shs was his
wife. She insisted upon her MARTA rights, and
claimed that as the ceremony had been per
lIrmrd by Justice Of the Peace. II was per
i-Cty fair and lrEal Transaction. Gentlemen
inquired into matters: found that her positions
wrr" correct, and that ne was in bad box
He now endea voring to ignore his wiir and
lack out Of his bargain, with little prospect of
success, however The lady has before hpen
married, and vas it is understood, divorced from
Der former husband. but under such circumslan-
ces as admitted Of her marrying again.
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IA IRA HAKbLS.
MUSIC. $1,000
Use OF INSTRUMENT, 200
FRENCH, 300
DRAWING, AND PAINTING IN
WATER COLORS. each 500
ORNAMENTAL NEEDLE WORK, 800
OIL PAINTING, 10 90
SHE'LL WORK. > 90
TERMS FOR DAY SCHOLARS.
Isl Grade 400
2nd do 800
Sd DO 6.25
REV. C. ". ACGHINBAUGH
April 5, 1857. Principal
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A large assortment of Hair, Tooth and
Clothes Brushes Just received and for sale at
DR.. Harry's.
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Shoe, Glassware, and Variety
STO RE.
ADAM FERGTSON.
Attention EsiEHeaaseEa.

YOU are hereby ordered to parade a; your
usual place Of training, on Thursday the 2lSt
Of May, at 10 O'Clock A. NJ, in winter uni
form, with plume.) Each member will provide
himself with twelve rounds OF ball cartridge
for target practice. \ full lurn out is desired
BY order OF the Captain.
WM. RITCHEY,
May l, 1853. 0. s.
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DISSOLUTION.

The partnership heretofore existing between
Michael and John S. Weisrl, has been Dissolved
by mutual consent. All persons indebted will
please settle immediately. The books are in
the hands of Michael Wrispl
MICHAEL WEISEL,
JOHN ). WEISEL.
April 81, 1857.
y. B. We have on hand number of first
rate Buggies which we will sell on reasonable
TERMS.
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TnE NEw CExr.- The Philadelphia NORTH
,1''erican is Informed by Col. Snowdon, Direc-
lor OF the United States Mint, that in about
'nrep Weeks this much desired coin will BE-
distributed to the public About million are
already completed. and two millions more will
'a hnlshed before the Mint commences paying
'nen ont. Il is then 10 be hoped that the pres
gnt cumbrous copper coin will disappear. Since
'le establishment Of the U. S. Mint, 800 tons
81 copper cents have been coined, making Of
oSilnct pieces one hundred and fifty millions.
VI thrse large number have been lost, coarer-
,ra INTO ''washers7 for machinery or otherwise
aSen out Of circulation. Col.Snowdon esii-
mates the quantity Of Spanish coin still IN The
1'4iNry, at IN less than treo millions Of dollars.
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A PEER ron THE PorrLAcE.-The Scientific
American gives very simple mode Of eXamn-
ing the satellites of thr planet Jupiter, the
h.ans used bring 50 common as to be within the
reach ofaII. 1t says
Every person can view them, by reflection,
gsos common looking-gIass for the purpose.
Tn a clear night take ooking-gass, and, pi-
'a7r at the window or out Of doors, place it
s' to receive the impression Of the planet. BY
close examination Of the planet as reflected
10 the glass all its satellites will also be observed,
provided none of them are rcIpsed. 1t is rath-
n Frrmarkable, however, that although these sa-
'Tliites can thus be seen, while they cannot be
seen by the naked eye, that neither Venus nor
'he Moon can BE- seen 50 distinctly by reflection
Is they can be by observing them with the ma
krd eve.
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April 10, 1887.
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MRS. =. n. Potts

April a. 1857.
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March 90, 1887.
Arkansas true Democrat., 1857-11-24
DCa}y Zg NN

Marrled-ln this city, on the 17th inst. at the residence of c. L. Jetfries. Eso.. bv Rev D. l.. G. Mckenzie, Mir. CALVIN II. OvERroN to Miss MARY KELLOGG.
 It IS with pleasure printer always amour ces the marriage of one of the craft. and ac. knowledges the reciept of some of the good thlnss' ot the occasion. Our young friend, Calvin, in assuming the responsible but agree. able duties of the marriage state, carries with him the best wishes for his happiness of all con- nected with the True Democrat office.
 On the 1lth Nov, 1857, at the residence of Il. E. Hezekiah in this city, by Rev. H. R. Withers, MT. JOHN w. SrUcKEY, of Indiana. to Miss ANNA GILL; of this city,
 On the 30th ult., by S. NJ. Scott, Esq, Dr. HUMPHREY PEAKE to Mrs. RosINA A. NJ. AG. NEW, all of Philadelphia, Ark.
 At the house of the brides father, on the night of the 11th inst, by the Rev. Mason B. Lowry, MT. DowNARD s. SINGER to Miss CARIE G. VAN VALKENBURGH-all of Warren. Brad. ley county, Ark.
 In this city on Sunday evening" the 22d inst, by the Rev. D. L. G. Mckenzie, Mir. WM A, CcUNTs to Mrs. ELMYRA J. DUNCAN. all of this city.
 At the same time and place, by the Rev. Mir. Mckenzie, Mr. THos. J. HAMPTON, to Mrs. BOURNE, all of this city.
Arkansas true Democrat., 1857-11-24
Died.

Dled-At the residence of Alden White, near Dallas in Polk county, Ark, on the 18th of Sept, 1857, ELIZABETH WHITE, wife of S. White, aged T years.
 In this city, on Friday, the 2Oth inst. Mrs. JANE F. RECTOR, consort of the Hon. Henry NJ Rector.
 In recording the death of this eshmable wo- man our heart is filled with grief We know t is in vain to offer consolation to the disconso. late husband or the bereaved children. They have recieved a wound nothing but the sooth. ing hand of time can heal. All we can hone IS to offer a feeble tribute to the many virtues of the deceased. Mrs. Rector was a sincere Christian both in precept and practice. She was universally beloved by our citizens for her gen. tie and affectionate disposition, for the ever overiiowing kindness of her heart and her many charities Her loss is deeply felt in our midst and sincerel y mourned. Her remains were at- tended to the grave by large concourse of her friends
Arkansas true Democrat., 1857-11-24
NOTICE.
lsss XII 5Ss, ssEs EA<s-. i.,-.. i.s..1s ss ss.it .ss11ts.

OFFICE OF THE C. X F. k. K. Co.,,
 Little Rock Nov, 28d, '57. A T an adjourned meeting of the Board of Direc- A tors of the C. and F. R. R. Co.,, held at their office in this city, the 20th inst, the following solution was adopted.
 WHEREAS, It is believed that on account of tho unusual stringency in the monetary affairs of the country, that any attempt obtain money at present by negotiation, however ample the security, would result in dsappointments, or, if successful, would be so only at serious sacrace of the means of the company: and whereas, there outstanding lablll- tes against it, although not considerable in amount, which the stockholders are both legally and morally bound to pay; and whereas also by the of the Act o the General Assembly of the State of Arkansas approved Nov. 26th, lS56 which provides for trans fer to this company of the lands granted by the act o Congress of the 9th February, lS53 to aid in the construction of the C. and F. R. E. it is expressly de- clared " that said Cairo and Fulton Railroad Compa- ny shall, within two years from the passage of this act, either grade twenty five miles, or complete ten miles of said road, at the option of said company" Now therefore, in order to enable the company to meet said liabilities, and comply with the terms of the aforesaid act of transfer
 Be I ReSOtred, That instalment of five per cent. be called upon all subscriptions to the capital stock thereof except in the case of counties where the entire or principal portion of the amount subscribed, has been heretofore paid and that the be paya- be on beore.the lst day of February next, ensu- ing this date, at the principal office of the company, to the Secretary thereof in the city of Little Rock to such other agent, or agents, may be duly ap- pointed by said company to receive the same.n
 In compliance with the above resolution the stock holders of the c. and F. R. R. Co., are hereby notified to pay the said call of five per cent to the agents of the company, at the time and place specified.
 EDW CROSS, President,
 e. < F. R. R. co.
Arkansas true Democrat., 1857-11-24
Resu4ar Napoleon and Arkansas River
Confirmation of Ta, Ti,Ie
To ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN; NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN. That wb,

10 ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
 NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN. That whereas
 the assessor and collector for the county of Yell m the State of Arkansas did after due notce-in ac cordance with law, sell at the court house door, in the town ot Danville, in the said county of Yell on Monday, the 10th day of March, A. D. ls56-Tbe F IT half of W frl quarter. and N fractional half of S N | Iracuonal quarter o Section 10, in Township North, of Range2l West containing I6l s4 loo acres. for the sum of SS 2 due said lands for the taxes penalty and costs for the year 1853 and Charles E. fieasants became the purchaser thereof and obtain ing deed therefor bearing date 23d day of March, A. D. 1857; and whereas the said Charles E. Pleas, ants has conveyed said lands to the undersigned.
 Now, therefore, any and all persons who can set up any right to said lands purchased or any part thereof Tn consequence of any intormalty irregular ty or ilegaiity connected with such sae are hereby called upon to show cause, the first term of the Circuit Court of Yell county, be held at the Court uouse Tn sald county, where said lands situated SIX months after the publication of this notice why the sales So made, shall not be confirmed pursuant to
 petition to be by filed in said court for that pur pose. WILLIAM B. RUTHFRFORb
 November 24th 1857. 76w
Arkansas true Democrat., 1857-11-24

to that sovereign people, the first indication of which has yet to be manifested, as to attempt to build up such superstructure, it will terri bly, fall, like the towers of olden days, smitten by the lightnings of an averaging Heavon.
 CONSERVATIVE. !Sebastian CO.,, Arks.; Oct. 18th, 1857.
Arkansas true Democrat., 1857-11-24

0r There is an immense emigration from Georgia, South Carolina and East Tennessee, to Arkansas and Texas. Near hundred wa gons have passed through this place in the last ten days, the larger portion of which were from Georgia-Rienza (Miss.) Clipper, Oct. 31.
Arkansas true Democrat., 1857-11-24
BRAN NEW.

JUST received per steamer Dardanelle, d splendid J assortment of Hardware, consisting of Table and Pocket Cutlery;
 Razors and Razor Strops:
 Axes, Hoes, Trace and Log Chains: Saws, Augers, Chissels, Files:
 Claw and Tack Hammars, Iron Souares. Draw
 ing Knives: Locks and Latches, Butts and Screws: We'll Buckets, We'll Rope and Bed Cordnp Fire Irons, Cot Cards No. 10. And Tn fact, every thing usually kept in Hard ware house-whch we will sell very low for cash.- Try us. MCPHERSON x OVERTON. Nov. 24 1857.
Arkansas true Democrat., 1857-11-24

Hoes IN INDIANA.-The Evansville Journal says that" from present indications there will be more hogs killed at Indianapolis this year than during any former one; the pork is in the coun- try, and the money is here to buy it
Arkansas true Democrat., 1857-11-24

(T Brayman. the black republican editor of Chicago, who has been on trial in Chicaoo on q charge of stealing money from letters in the post-ofice in that city, was on Thursday sen fenced to four years confinement in the neni- tentiary at Alton f
Arkansas true Democrat., 1857-11-24
Holloway,s Ointment and P;,I.

Provide with these remedies person of the most delicate physique may brave any climate. They comprehend within the circle of their curative iptu- ence all internal diseaes dot organic, and all the va rleties of outward inflammation. Sold at the n anu factories, No so Maiden Lane, New York, and No
 fl strand, London; and by all druggists, at 25c., 6219c., and sl per pot or box. 90. :,
Arkansas true Democrat., 1857-11-24
AUDITORS SALE and Town Lots Forfeited the Con- sequence of the NonPayment of Taxes thereon
 

# Rek November 5 of Assembly Ic entitled and dcleci
 approved the
 rof a sand dior sand
 hht ent ef the of fee by law wwilh obepa
 nnf epbHcale i donated settler O oanyn
 lands reembra in the list ofeedfrs saI. ae a a M hourof ocsk ndsando a
Arkansas true Democrat., 1857-11-24
ANOTHER INSTANCE OF TAPE WORM CURED BY HI
Or. M'Lane's Celebrated Nermifuge, Pre-
 pared by Fleming Bros.

NEW YORK, Oct. 15, 1852, -a3 This Is to certify that l troubled with tape worm for more than six months. tried all the known remedies for the dreadful afflction but with out being able to destroy it. got one of Dr. M'- Lanes AlmanacS, which contained notices of several wonderful cures that had been performed by his cee 6rated Nermifuge, prepared by Fleming Bros. re- solved to try it; and immediately purchased bottle which took according to directions and the result was, discharged one large tape worn measuring more than yard, besides number of small ones.
 MRS. NJ. SCOTT,
 No. 70 Cannon street. Purchasers vii! be careful to ask for DIR. M'- LANES CELEBRATED VERMIFUGE, manu- taetured by FLEMING BROS. of Pittsburgh. Pa All other Vermifuges in comparison are worthless Dr. M FLAMES genuine Vermifuge, also his celebrat- ou Liver Iis' can now be had at all respectable drug stores. None genuine eOtthout tAe signatnre of
 l2oI FLEMING BROS.
Arkansas true Democrat., 1857-11-24
STEAMBOAT REGISTER.
Too Important to Neglect.

Every family should supply themselves with some medicines to at the first attack of disease and thereby throw it off, and save much sickness and suf- ferihg Pr. EaStery of St. Louis has prepared a class of medicines just suited for families containing Paln directions for use, notice of which can be seen n our columns this week. His medicines are consd- cred by physicians and druggists, and all who have used them, the best now in use They are scientific peParatIanS trunped up humbug to deceive the Puh,lc. The medicines he prepared Dr. Easter yS oIIne and sarsaparlla, Dr. Carter's Cough Bal sam, Dr. Easterly~ Fever and Aguo Killer and Dr. ii'"Pers Female Cordial to which invite the spe- cia attention of our readers
 They sold by
 Nov. r, 1857 i'm J. J. McALNONT