Bellevue gazette. [volume] (Bellevue City, N.T. [i.e. Neb.]) 1856-1858, 1857-02-26
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! WANTED no KSow.---Ani anxious en-
4 quircr writes TO know whc Their the Pow
/ der Magazine is published monty, and is
considered n safe petiodicnl for private
/ families. Also, whether mint iueps will
bc any cheaper if u branch of the United
States Mint is located in New York. AL.
So, whether dead letters are ever known
10 revive after they reach the Dchd-Let-
/ ter Odicc, and if not, whit is the use of
! sending them lhcre Also, whether M.
! yigoiors have TO double their copos in all
attitudes, or only in cold regions. Also,
whether n schoo-mastcr can be said to
have no scholars when he has two pupils
| IN his eyes. If distance lends enchant-
ment to the view and said "view"r does
not return 1t within q reasonable time,
. has "di,ancc" a legal cause of action,
and IS she entitled 70 resovery'
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An INSTANCE of the passion strong in
death, is tbus related by The Peoria, ILL
tois News Old Cook was known as n
miser, and had amassed large fortune.
! On his death bed when the last gasp was
approaching, u iallow candle was burning
on the stand, and a llickering aume in the
Fireplace, Suddenly he called his son
Woodbury., come here" The boy ap-
/ preached the bed-sine, when the old man
whispered out--"Woodbury, blow out that
condle--talow's most as dear as butter"
A CLrpoYMAN had been staying for
some tune at his fathers house, and on
going away, called little Eddy to him,
and asked him what he should give him
for a present Eddy, who had been
brought up in fear IF God, and had a
great respedt for "lhc cloth, W thought it
waJ BIS duty TO suggest somethiug Of a re-
/ bgIous nature, SO he answered, hesiia-
ungiy: Ill think I should like n
Testament, but | knotc | Should like
squiri-guA." 1900 ura T1aa' ion yinini
....'. Ia. .---~-r------ -4----.-l-.-..,,5.,, .rat
.GErrrNG TnrwGs MlxEp,, Up,-Boy
with ragged trowsers and riiniess chip hat.
runs into DR.. FuIlers Drag Store, with a
dipper in his hand. Doctor mother
sent me down to the shoticary pop quick
er'n bIazes, cos bulbs sick as the dickens
with the picken cLox, and she wants a
ihhlibIc full of polly Collie in this tin dip
per, cos we hn'nt got n bottle, and the
kInt pups goIthe Jiuo witicrs in't. Got
any {" it .nt.. .... .n..y .t, -,,l,.
We HAVE HEAnD Of great iiiany en-
Ihusastic lovers in our time, but we think
that Mr.. Tqots takes 'em all down:---,If
| could be dyed black he said TO Can
tain Cutie, and make Miss Donbeys
slave, should consider Ii Compliment
or If at the sacrifice Of my pr. 3ertyioI |
could get transrnigrated into her dog,I |
should DC 50 perfectly habpy, never
would stop wagglng my tail. ..t.t. =:
WIZ rnrY KrrP1lDiaiotue between
"a man of family aud a yender Of ducks:
rNiIl these ducks keep ill Sundayl"
Ducli3--"0h ycs--7keep sure.7a "W6a!
keep nearly tWo days in such weather T.
81 Know they viii keep for more Ihan two
days; i've kept ihcm whole week al
ready myself"aa irif ~ ,'ah y9i' sa
a YouSG CLERK undertook to. commi,
suicide last week By shooting his daguer-
rotypc. He was unsuccessful, however.
] his is The third attempt he has made ON
his life within the last three months.
Cause-broke,i slcep, Brought on by in
tense devotion to a yoniIg iatly with au-
tWn fhis lets. = 10 'afNa aa Il
To ,lTAkr,a workman drop his tools
quick, nothing has been discoyered equal
-totw"lve strokes Of the clocls. 'sad" 'h
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f5D~ The Chinese booksellers have an
odd way Of selling their volumes. They
are disposed Of not according 10 their
VnRe, at a fixed price. bat necotdins TO
weight If, on weighing them, theyafe
TOO hshl, the seller coolly tears s0me
leaves from anolher book and, throws
th.ni iTo inc Scalts
.L hossurH AyD LOUIS NAPoLEOS.---
Alr. kossl'lh, comparing hmseIf,wilh the
French Emperor, gave ullcrance To the
following noble sepllmeh:ae1
- will meyer venture to contrast, INV
own humble lot with the brilliant one Of
that p)tcira,e / eat with nv children
the bread Of homelessness I; I am stagger-
Ing loyess lowariS an obscure grave.
For laherGancc, my ghislren may get
legacy "a, sorrow, yct Of devotion TO their
coonlryS Caiise. Such is nv lo,; but.
whatever may be my faults, my errors, or
evonluy sius, mover. have brokr y oath,
neFsr have dnceired lnations. never tri.
fled with the duties Of an honest pairiet
B'naParte, on the contrary, SITS high in
Power,.dazzbng the eyes of hort.sigh,ed
men VITA the lps'rs of lik Prophious star.
SUI, | do not at all believe in the stability
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