The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1857-08-20
VARIETY.

VARIETY.
woman in Canada has been confined for debt
years
Francis, Lord Napier, the new British minister is
only thrty-seven years of age.
The British government has decided to give no en-
couragernent to another Arctic expedition.
No man forgets respect to another who knows the
value of respect himself
Words at best are but poor vent for a wronged
and burning heart
Genius makes many enemies, but it makes sure
friends-fiends who forgive much, who endure long,
who exact little
1t is better to a good heart with kindness than
ed of corn, for the hearts harvest is perpetual
An old definition of the word 60 watchman,'' was
man employed by the corporation to sleep in the
open air.
1t is said the first parsonage who hoops, is
Lady Saturn, of the ladies' in Whiting upon the
Sun High authoritx --
Youth, beauty, pomp, what these. in point of at
traction, TO woman's heart, pen compared to elo-
quenes The M 1 magic of the tOn pc is the most dan
Teach child that there is harm in everything,
however innocent, and 50 he discovers the
cheat he will see sin in anything. That's the
reason deacons' sons seldom turn out WELL and
preachers daughters married through a win
dow.
There kinds of bores in this world-the rich
and the poor. You get rid of the latter by lend
ing him five dollars You can free yourself of the
other by attempting to borrow twenty dollars of him.
Try it
ILLUSTRATED with cuts, >" said young urchin, as
he drew his ackknife the leaves of his gram
mar. ILLUSTRATED with cutsi'' said the master, as
he brought his birch bear the shoulders of the
witty urchin-
An auctioneer at n sale Of antiquities, put up n
helmet, saying, '' Ladies and gentlemen, this is a
helmet Of Romulus the Roman founder, but whether
he q brass iron founder history does not inform
u.s.
Boy with ragged trovsers and rimless hat, runs
into DIR. Fuer's drug store with a dipper in his
hand " Doctor, mother sent me down to the shoti-
cary pop quicker'n blazes, COS bulbs sick with the
picken chox, and she wants n thimbleful of polly
gollis in this din Upper we hadn't bot gottle,
and the knt pups got the bine Writers in't-Got
any.''
In the pure heart Of girl loving for the first tme
love Is far ecstatc than in man, inasmuch it
is unfevered by desre-ove then and there makes the
only Of human existence which Is at capa-
bic of camness and transport
A very learned man has said: " The three hardest
words to pronounce in the English language are, 4
uas mistakeE;'' and when Frederick the Great wrote
his letter the Senate I have just lost great bat
tie, and it was entirely my fault, Goldsmith says,
This confession displayed more greatness than all
his victories"
The editor Of n paper published at Lake Superior,
after having been without mail three weeks, says
Should the mail not arrive this week, weshall make
regular issue next Tuesday; for this number was
made mp from old magazine and a religious alma
Of last year; and 50 long this material holds
out, We shall be independent of the nails
God has written the flowers that sweeten the ar
the breeze that rocks the flowers upon the stem
upon the rain DIP that refreshss the sprig Of moss
that lifts its hea the desert-upon its deep cham
bers-upon ev76 penciled sheet that sleeps in the
cavern Of the kep on less than the mighty sun that
warns and cheers millions Of creatures.
To SroP BLEEDING THE CAVITY AN Ex-
IRAcrED rooTH--Noticing the of Mrs. Locke,
vino blei death in consequence OF the extraction Of
n tooth, Dr. Arlington of Richmond, Virginia, says
he never fails to stop the bleeding by packing the
slveolus from which the blood continued to trckie,
fully and firmly with cotton, moistened in strong
solution Of alum and water. He cured brother
physician in this way, whose jaw had bled for two
weeks
Alas! little does the world know that many a bro
ken heart is hidden under cold and stern demeanor
Of the face; little does it drean Oe, anguish that
sfed by the rigid lip of pride, what feelings lie
buried but alive forever in the hearts of hard,
sympathzng sel6shness 1t is written, "every heart
knOweth its own bitterness,' and that concealment
has been ordained by the same wisdom which has
given to US the knowledge Of the fact
Music not only improves a mans taste, but his
morals IL gives him taste for home that improves
his habits wonderfully. The man who spends his
evenings with piano is seldom seen in dram shops,
and never with night brawlers. We believe IN music,
and candidy think that flute will do as much to-
ward driving rowdysm out of neighborhood as four
policemen and bull dog.
CRACKER PIE.-As apples very scarce In many
sections of the country, think the housewife Will
ind the following recipe for making an apple pie out
OF crackers, very acceptibe. For a common sized
baking plate, take four of the square six of the
round crackers, teacupful of sugar, and tea
spoonful Of tartartc acid; break the crackers into
pnt Of water, add the sugar and acid and finish as
an apple pie.-Cor. Rural .NeU Yorker.
PRINTING Presses, PULPrrs AND PErTIcoATs.-
These the three great levers that the world
Without them the bottom would fall out, and society
would become chaos again. The Press makes patri-
otic, the Pulpit religious but Women sway all
thlngs There would be going to church If there
we're girls there, neither would there be any going
% war the soldiers meet with applause but
from the masculines- Without the sunshine shed by
"Oinen, the Of affection would never grow, nor
tne flowers Of eloquence germnate In short, she is
the engine of life, the great motive power of love,
sor an civilization In proof Of this, truth In all
history speaks trumpet-tongued
The NEEDFUL CouRAGE-Whatever you be in rank,
fortune or abilities, be coward; courage is the
arnor Of the heart and the safeguard of all that is
good In this world. Not the valor that faces the
canon, or braves the perils of the wilderness and
wave That IS a useful quality, and much to be re-
spected. yet only after its kind, q thing which
man may share with his dog. But courage to speak
the truth, though it be out Of favor and fashion,
stand by the right when is the winning side; to
sNe tne wrong It's true name, no matter what john
m 'hnks or Mrs Stubbs will say, that is the bravery
little practice
SENSIBLE FATHER--a gentleman of grea. wealth
N N hs city, but who has cared to mingle much
sniona0le society, recently settled SIS, 900 year
IN uang gnter who had married to his satisfaction.
~ sPelHng on the subject n friend the other day.
-, ~ .e'narksd ne was willing to do the same by his
ser aaaghters on one condition; that they married
al d;5aoe, - upright and Industrious young men, He
s not care how poor they were if they were only of
s: esc rpton, and their characters would bear in
.sas.ssa sa'on Here is proof that there are some
h hso'e la,ners ieft m this community, though they