Weekly Clarksville chronicle. [volume] (Clarksville, Tenn.) 185?-1857, 1857-10-23
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/ Atall, ,iflppS yerusalergsprtIof a follow,
pretty yeR under the influence of Mr..
Alcohol, was observed swinging to lamp
post, t,on Fifth, street last night, H, was
talking quite loudly to the Aforesaid post,
wbenesguardiap Of, lthesnight approached
himss plssa .soiie1uaeeai sid rof slaee'
( Come, sir,byods are making TOO much
noise isir,s said the watchmap ge''csi 60
5qsNoise2 Who's that said noise p" asked.
the post5holder, as he sshewed, his head, and
endeayored insvain ltoigive the intruder a
sober lookpRoq'ao4 sli hoFoof o'ls'i AZ
4@It was me, replied tho watchn5ann,s' ga as
he exposed bis YsilFeFsd numbers tO, full
view. n0itisoqo7qoaT .oHoqiaqq % aoih,a
f'Youf and who in the d-1l are you 20
Ittaht me tbaFsia making, Of the 'pppige
| No, sir. It's the banks that's a making
all the noise, They aa.breakinsga
erushin, and smashin' of things to an
incredible amount. Noise? It's the
bankers that9are aimakinf of the inoise.-
They are alcussin', rippih and al stavip'
all 'rbund. 4Ifs the brokers', that are q
maxim of the noise. They are hollorin'
an yelpin' and a scr6echin', like wild
injuns, oyer the times, that worsers every
body but themselves. No, sir, itlaint me
that's a. makinlaef the noise" oisit rdi1u
You are itightlss a brick in a new WALL
said the officer, amused at the good nattre
of the indiyidualNs gooYaaTgA
/ ,gHMe, tight2g Who,said lam tight? [? No
sir, you are mistaken. It's not me chats
hight p Its money that's tight Go dOwl
on Third street an they'fl tell you therI
that mopeyiis tighkoaiGo, into the work.
shops, an you find money is tight. Rest
tile newspapers-n9re the Z Cincinnati
Times, as I did tonight, an you'll fin,
out that it's money that's tight Me,tight
! we got nary a red, but KanhaYp, and tn
id couldn't get tight on that. No, sir
I'm not tight. II a7t@ 'di 81 2g't'ai e''i ''.i
I "Then you are drunk erj 4 o4gfl b.
4Drunk2 Stranger yer out of it,agir
: = The worlds drunk. The hullcommunit
= is'a staggerin' round, buttih' their head
3 again stone walls and q skinnin' Of thei
noses on the eurbstppe Of diversity Yei
sir weire, all. drunk7rthatrissf Everybody
Z druhkicbut me. I'm soberes sober sas
: police Judge on a rany DAY oTatpt dfu1l
: no, sir, strangersI amt drunk" ,,s ,iG
a What are YOU making such a fool (
q yourself for then?p baa .tsilaes 81 ta'
e -ysFool2 2 Sir 4 m no fool m distresse,
= rye eatched the cphtagion, I'm afflicted.
= gSHAre yen sleksir4r sHdi ggiirq vol
II 9lh'ExactV. adi dguodi a1f0 s,7a IS 81
}, aWhats the matter with you?"' Be ; Z
n stisIits got ne pdaicss." aa7 da'i' n1i,'s' =
I'll nm, ,,sg. " L.gqus aItl. q 90 bssi i1i.
al "The panics, Sir; its a going 70 carr
of this toyn. Ut tried to escape by hal
drink, but It's no use. The panics ha'
e. ont me rslire. E" ~ sii hi3o" .tFEnMl ih
n, siThe wotbbnan, more amused fHqh eve
,e rendered his sympathE and what was be
!, ter, his aid, to the panic stricken ihdKidi
!" al. Tn the course Of half an hour,
a had the pleasure OF putting him into Il
re door Of his boarding house, and pointiI
20 out to him the best renAedy-a soft b
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