Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1857-03-05
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~ The story of the man who had
40 nose so1arge that he COULDN'T blow il on
EUt without the use Of gunpoygaer, is said Z
bea hoax
H wonder if the man who had +;
ityet. - "
MIRA young parson lost his v- n win N
forest and it being vehemently cold an.
id5rziny he happened upon poor COTTAGE
aad desired lodging or hay loft to sta,
IN snd some hreto warm him The maj
told him that he and his wife had but on
TAEz bed AID if he pleased to lay with them h
should be welcome. The parson thanked
HIM and kindlyaeceptei In the morning
the man rose to so to market and meeting
sGThey asked him what made him SO merry
about the mouth? '.Wny," saws he, 81
can't but think how ashamed the parson
will De when he awates; to find himself
slons IN bed with my wife, This is
new.
,2nine4if you dso want to its Ks, pretty girl.
why kiss her-H you can. If q pretty
~ girl wants to kiss you, why let her-like a
man.
.xaoieE v Genius : without taste. viii often
commit. enormous, errors; and. what is
worse, It VIII not be sensible Of them.
"a - Society, like silk must be viewed in
A situations, or its colors viii deceive us.
- 80 A Medical gentleman defines wink
ing to be an affection of the eye." ssIs.
8oz E% White hair is the chalk with which
Time keeps its scorss-two, three, or four
score. As the case may bc-on mans head.
.----x IT A jsweler advertises that he has a
s&4 nuhbar of precious stones to dispose of:
adding that they sparkle like the tears of a
q young widow. 'a---- $3.50
sgzs ~ The fsnkes who was elying attlle
point of DEATH" whitfield it off with his
jack-knifs. and is now recovering
A correspondent Of thu Evening Post
yp4 10 know who was the author of
these lines:
.Tdz'Count that day lost whose low descend
svisws from thy hand no worthy action
DONE"
Ee The reputation Of a man is like his
shadow-gigantic when it precedss him,
and pigmy m its proportions when it fol-
lows.
s5os 4sc Cas- aHs4SsL7 suura:l.S 9 ! much
- DO you charge for dinner. ~ gL
'sA- Hotel Keeper.-One Dollar
Very cheap how much for supper?
Twenty-Five cents.
Well bring me SONG supper, sir!
Coming out from the crowded city and /
looking upon some snug sequesterei VII !
lage, amid sweet smells and cheerful /
3 sounds and with the thought of all the
poets have written about the country, you
feel confident that something very pleasant
might be made out of the life of the poor-.I
ExcottAgers you see around YOU. Yet the
life of the rural poor is unquestionablyt
very meszre, mostly very dirty, and oscii-
lating between dullness and low-joys.''
eA-'A k1- A wag upon visiting medical mu-
scum was shown some dwarfs and other
specimens Of mortality, preserved in Alco-
.hol. .s"lysll.". said be-, II never thought
the dead could be in such spirits"
fF At a recent Republican meeting in /.
New Jersey, It was noticed that while
,JoHs p HAZE and T.. L. Snow were a. ~
mong the speakers. songs were sung by
Messrs. FRosr and STORMS. The weather
must have been decidedly -wintry and un-
.plesssntz y y 3 ~ 2 R1fh l.
~ :. EE Sim SAYS that it is an old maxim 8
thatss.give . man an inch, and he'll take /
an ell1 -but the ether day he a foot r
given y sss. ana be took an aeAe,-
:. A Quaker being asked his opinion |
Of phrenology, replied. quite indignantly, /
k.,"FGsnd, there can be no good in science1 =
4at coupeIs $ MAJ. take of his hail" .
EE That, sir, is the spirit of the .
prsss,rlsaid Mrs. Bigelow, as she handed :
glassof cider to her neighbor Mr. Brown.
$50 z Self preservation is the first law of "
patu1es bat too many in the world act as t.
though it were the only one Ic
W~Pa was it Windsor Castle that 2
Mary, Queen Of the Scots was confined in? n =:
is'No, my son, not Queen Mary, but Queen :. :,
.-zsVictoria; she, poor thing, has bean con- g
fned in that castle repeatedly. r
"a Wisdom Is an open fountain whose wa ca
tiers are not to be sealed up, but to bel bi
kept Ppning for the benefit of ell. tie
Man creates more discomfort to himself II
than sJef Is occasioned to others. IN
sAfool in high station is like man on " ',
the top of > mountain; everybody appears m
small to him. and be appears small to ev
tn
-sss4hose Who Ii. upon roses while young, oh