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MoeACO.
u +. SMITH fespsstfully infsrns his fvienda
-. and customers that n has gone Hast % pu,-
chase his Fall 0oods, ard Nlli utarn ahostt A>
6rstas September. [AueSdtf
xe1empso1y ISLE - Dry Deeds
= Dry Goods Store Will ~ Atoeed out considerably
less than drst cost - Sails y 90.
tinus two weeks,
Auglk
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MssAer's Psiasias l.ks.

THESE Afeshe osst Printing Inks nAnufae-
tursd IN the cosatry. We aecsptsd thssgsn-
cy Of the manafactarers solely for The par
pose Of having sosstsnt supply Of coed
inks for our own uss. We havs and sxpsst
constantly 70 have on hand good supply
OF tho various qualities Of Inks, which
printers can procure Of us 1t the ssssi
atss.
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medically ~ Maia-st.
Notice to Railroad Companies,
STEAM ENGINE BUILDERS,
BOILER MAKERS, CONTRACTORS, &C.
The undersigned prepared 70 furnish
Head Lights,
Car Axlss and Springs,
RAtlsead Track scaies,
1neine and Station Bells 6ouRs
Steam 0uassa, WHISTLES end Balaaess,
Car - 0wii4A Loehs,
Hasa signal aad cssduetors' Lamps ;,
sS,nasrs TrAnsi,s, H.. ks.i
Boiler, Tank - - Isss.
Dailss fiusa and Tubss,
: Rivsis IT AL sizes,
Our coanss&ien; - Anrate u Msv Tesk Aease
engaged sa1lssly h Ne baelns0 81 supplying
Railroads, Aes AGefds - uassspasss1 4aolitiss il
furnishing the above sstisles With dispsteA and Il
favorable prices. Wewiil contract goods to be
TILLINaHAsT, LANE ! BUEL,
lss Main Street,
aagl9d Sign Of The Broadaxe.
SOMETHING NEW:
Grocery and Provision Store In Mason's
L0srsr addition.
sISHE subscriber itopeling store 1t the corner
- VI nm anu III - 860Q . Lower Addition.
for the sale Of Family rpcer.es Provisions, House.
Keeping Articiss, Mineral Water, Ice, Ac., but no
WHiskr. Salesman, AIR. John A. Mct}reeor These
acquainted With him need NO guarantee for salts
view from Convent hin. Cheap ~ the cheap
eat for cash, PA. UkMSTON.
iy2S-dGm-is
For sale ~ y Bargain.
A Ineligible buildinglut,70 feetfsont, or less 1t
AUthe option Of the purchaser. Said lot IL on
hlswIt H.. lakna
coon.
Terms, Absut4 cash the baiancein easy pay
ments. Inquire Of the undersigned, in Days
building, corner u Exehsnge and i2,h sta.
---- "A. uRMsroN.
For sale Lew.
A FINE,high building Lot, 81 by coffee, 'front.'
IA Ing ON 18th street near Ridge. Terms-part
Dash balance in one and swoyears. Iuquireop the
ground or q this Office,
PIANO EUKTEs.
HNO these desiring 70 purchase first class Pianos,
y ~ would any that we have just received from
The popular nanufActory Of Eosrdmnh, Gray 4
Co.. thfse ssssant Pianos with corrugated sounding
board, t1spsadsd plate, md with or without the
Dolcs Campesa Attacbmsnt.n most crafty
ing proof 81 the superiority cf BoaIdman, tray 4
their elsgsat squares and magnineent gSsnds, havs
been sought Tor and publicly ased mot only by tbs
ISst a mass AeHe plAaas,s, sss also nearly sil he
great Artiss Who hare visited this country. Thai
0SF$, 0OSteeneAks mason, ntrAk0tehs Jenny LIND,
Catharius Heyes, and many others, have bosns
public teattmopy 10 their great ard acknowledged
merit IN ths most 6attertng terms.
PATRICK GROUSE,
10 Main street, Kcoku k.
nOUsE AND SIGN PAINTING,
DECORATING, GLAZING, PAPEklIAEGING
CAAiyING, MARBLIsG, re-,
Executed In the hest Style and ON ksssonabl,
Terms, BY
ALEX. A6HER d CO.
| DAlIIDG baildipg, who Wish Good Hnbsta ntia
y WoRk - Low 1igurss, will ind II 10 their in
teroes - empley ~. ContiActs for furnlsAini
svsfytAinf SsquiSita, eptcfsdinto with RESP opsib
| parties. 1sfessAses eIven.
Jhcp, 81 prSsMf, Aesy eotar II 6fA snd Mals-sts
1 iv1nd0A fpnat Couv.1
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COlmstOck's Coal

WE have . new stove Of this kind, nov justont,
wv which 10 made expressly for coal. It'll plain
and heavy, operates we'll, and comes lew.
C0MSTOCK BRO,
apr3-d n Main-st.
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OEanessl oranges Ii
elE BxS. bsAuIi1ul ~eAssan1os' 0snnses. n
90 prime order, just received ~
Asgs-d Ne. / HoinpeA.
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- f~-s-** q.
Warm ~ Fafmac es.

s r o YES.
GILES +. FILLEY s, ST. LOUIS,
CELEBRATED CHARTER OAK STOVE.
IL hardly necessary for ~ to recur to- this
Stove. tbs character Of which Is 10 favo,sbly
known. For simplicity Of arrangement, saving
OF fusi and supsri rty Of operatonsit stands IN
rivaied. IL advantages are the result Of twoin-
provements, viz.
lat. IxcaRAsyp DRAuaHr Paues;
"a. CIRCULATING Hss-AlR FLUw.
WE AXE NOW RECEIVING
ArISE SUPPLY or
PAkLoR, COAL, HEATING 4 COOK STOVES,
u al si1s,spd patterns, which for service beauty
and smoothnets Of casting cannot be exceiled,
among which are the patterns Of North, Chase 4
North, OF Philadelphia, Pa. Call and examine
for yourselves.
ENAMELED CRATES,
MARBELIZED IRON MANTLES.
We would request all persons aesirous Of OBJ
tanning MAntles and Grstes 10 give US seali. We
can furnish you with any sire, or style Of beauty
70 please the eye OF the most fsstidioas.
klckEY 4 ABBOTT,
aug2ed 2oS Asin.st.
TIN AND IArANNED WARE,
WHOLESALE AND RErAn.
AIE have on hand a constant supply of Tin
W and JaPaned Ware, and can furnish all who
may favor US with . call, either 1t WhoissA ale or
Retail.
LUDLOW CO.'S IMPROVED :RRUIT CANS.
No Wdr, Solder or Csm1uat Ussd.
The neatest, safest, and nses soavsnient can
used. They are easily ssals1 sndopsnsd, and new
Or fall to preserve fruit Vegetables, &o., 10 psr-
fectly fresh state. These ouns aa - sssd year e
ter year. Directions for pst4ing up III kiads Of
Fruits and VsgetabIes accc0paay tie osns.
EVERY CAN WARRANTED.
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For sale Low.
A FINE,high building Lot, . by 10 0feet 'front.'
IA ing on l4h street near Ridge. Isrms--part
cash balance in one and swoy.ars. Inqaireon the
ground or ~ this Office.
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8OWMETUs
M kRchANTB sad MILLINERS visiting -. I,
lSl Philadslphia 70 purchase eoods viii A
and : lares md splsndid ssscFt msnt Of The ~
latest styisse d Paris and Americas Bonnsts, Cara
nd Asad-Dressss st Mrs. y. 8. BI6IIOP'E,
No. ~ Chsstaut-st.
Rertlssaer attention paid . ordsrs, and goods
vairastss = fivs satisaastion.
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Fsre, Marlae. .s.As A.aas ssssss.os,
NkRgHANTb' vIkk 4 MARINE ~ 8. o.,
srAfENuTUALfIRIAK NAEEEINs. co.
OF PsaaaylvAnia. GApiiaa 4Sss 80. t{s
CONNECTICUT MUTUAL LIFE ms. CO.,
MASSACHUSETTS MUTUAL LIFE ms CO.,
s. {. 4. s7ETaaLsH Agent,
juiy1sd Corner sih and Asin-sss.
kkeKUK NAiSiNE INsUn ANCK -
Capital, $500, 900.
sCSHl6conpaay isprspared tsdo Marin sIasur-
j AAss basiAess. Cssgo siskstskst ste ustouafy
ratss. ssatAs sssa seilitisss xtsndsdt Greg
Star eustomsrs.
Lossssprenptly slJastea.
DnEcsoxs:
4. Dridgnaa, G.E.KilhoarAe,
Ell. Asrri.on, aeo.B. smyth.
y . TEsnPlin, A. 1. DENIM,
z: Kilboarns, jas Cox.
VIC .Rentgen.
A.BRIDaAAK, President.
6.B.6AYTH, yicePrssidsAt.
AL. DkMINu ,rrsasarss.
WI ~ .TuaS11 Secretary.
e0mss inSan pie 'sbsiiding ,Second5trsst.
lswH state InsuTance UomP.ay.
oHHIcB ~ gAnPL1's KEW BUILDING, and sroHY
6~eoaa 6trect, Keokuk, Iowa
THIS Home Company takes Risks on the safer
! Glasses Of property, ON THE MUTUAL PLAN,
AND ON Tuk CASH PLAN FOR A CASH PRE-
MUM, atratss as reasonable asthose Of any rsiia:
bic company.
G. II Perry, u. h. Ford, James y. Cox,
Geo. b. Smyth, WIN. Il. Turner, II. b. Woodward, !.
A. Az briSE%sn. = II. Harrison, :. I. vooIsi.',
G. II. PERRY, Pres, II. IL. HARRISON, Trsas' =
J.w. RANKIN, Vice Pres, W.. TURNER. See
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yITE have never met with Premium btove that
w caves UGH universal satisfactlon - the one to
which We here call attention. Its tAcilities for
cooking and heating are cxtensivs, ~nile ~ .ne
saue time Il by means OF an air tue extending
down the front Of the oven, bakes perfectly, and
economies greatly all other stovss Of this pat.
tern. The beauty, utility and cheApness OF WI
new stove cannot fail to az the attention Of ALVIN
- coMsTocK 4 BRO.
sn,sa n Main-st.
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u. NM ALDEN & co.,.
RHlLE2AI.E DRUGGI2~S.

- - ~ u ~ EN- - VOse
WROLESALE DRUGGISTS,
No. - Main BtrssL..........., X kOKUK, IOWA,
II AVIN0 rsnovsd one door westi 10 rooms form
Ii sFly escspied BY Reid, Shields ! Co., would
iAfOrn their friends and castSmers that hAvtsg
re-Attsd larger rooms and made large additions 10
their stock Of Drugs and Medicines We are pre-
pared to accommodate them BY 6lling orders ON the
leWest terms.
Below We give . list Of rome Of the leading ar
tie,es sUss RECEIVED:
~ kegs Biea1b Soda,
~ do 6Aleratus,
10 bb1s. Cream Tartar,
30 b. Tastaric Acid,
200 ~ Outline,
SO a Morphine.
30 bs Opium,
oaTbots Ewset Epirts Nitre,
do Aqua Anmonia,
= Do SuIphsris Acid. Ac.. DC.
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SOnlETHINC NEW:
Grocery and Prorssi0n Store IN Mason's

kOF sale NJ = 0nrgRln.
A Ineligible building 10 feetfsont, or less 1t
ASthe option Of the purchaser. Said lot IL on
high ground, and WILDE soldehespif Appliedfor
soon.
Tcrmsi bsut}cash; the balanceip easy pay
ments Inquire Of the undersigned, in Days.
building, corner " Exchange and 18th sta.
r. "A. URMSTON,
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70 RAINTEWU.
NTB tnvlte your astsntion 70 suy fuli and con-
w plets seesA q Paints, Oils, -, which " are
sAheg eieles.s WoGnes
3ee ksos yars white Lead,
80 do Nthasxs.
- do HAd Lead,
50 do 1~owa white Zine
n 10 bills. Lnsesd Oil,
do Turpentinc,
s 10 do Glue,
NrushAs II I'll kinds,
vaSnishas
A. Ms eheapsss ralss for sash or On ahorS tlms.-
Call ard -, q No. % Main street, Keoksk, Iowa
ang1ld J. BRAD0N GO.
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1907. ss2s4sssaA s10I7.
COMSTOCK &BK0.
STOVES, /

NO. II. Main-St.,
ASokuk. uNWa,
a Lso,censtant iyo u hand sind recsivine dires
= from importers and manufacturers, tipplats
RUSSIA, limitations and American sheet iron, iF0e
wire, rises shect copper bross and sine, pig lsad,
copper eottoms, bolts andrivets, jApsnned, Eriisn-
MA and psnnished ware. Oval boilers, skiilsts,
ovens and lids, dog and sad irons, charcoal fur
nAces, wafile-irons, stove spiders, wagon toxss
coHee Ills ,broWncrs, 4c.. lie.
aprs-d ctHsTocK : ERo.
THE NEWLY PATENTED
Hot AIR Slue Cock steve.
Quincy City.
WEeall particular attention TO this store
w which Tor beauty and finish cannot se ssr-
passed. Ii takes long wood, heats rapidly, and
viii bake quicker and with less fuel than any otL-
crstov. in the world. livery stove We will warrant
to perform we'll, and not ~ crack By Are, and
failur can viii be remsdisd By - 81 or
owne xpense. Pleas eeali and examine this new
article, ~ IL Main-st.
aprs-d coMSTOCKA BRO
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SPECIAL TsAn.- We aze requested to
state thss special train on The Ksokuk and
Nj. Pleasant road will leave this city Mis-
evening, at O'Clock, for Montross.
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FALL CAnPAI0H.-MsssEs. Chamberlain Z
Thatcher sFs opsning ont In nagaihssstssyls
for the fsll campaign 10 ths Dry Goods line.
Read thsif advsrtissmsnt.
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1aRoraAMt NOeAoos
Al Aous ksADscAfOa "A it-Covsll's Bsbeeriue
Aixtarsis positive cure for Fever and Asus And
all Rilious Diseases. This Ai1tass has hsss -
fsrsshe pnblie for anunbsr Of ysass aal has IL
Ways bssnsssd with sucpess. II ts harmlsss
and certain rsmsdy. Get pamphlet frsn NE
druggists ard rssd 1t and you will bssatisGsd.
We will warrant this remedy .ocuss when tsksa
according 70 dirsctions) twenty Ave pr ssst NOS,
casss Of Asae and Fever than sny other medicine
now sold. II contains neither arssnie, Prsse aeid
Or ssryehnine. Get bottle and you need not fear
Asss ard Fever any more.
Sold here BY O'Ccnncr Bro, and AassAailA
Bruce. 4. A. Porter Bro, Prophecies, Rock
Island, Ills. faass-dAv
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DAlIlDG baildipg, who wish Good Enbst antial
y Wosk - Low 1igursu, will ind II 10 their in
terces - empley ~. Contracts for fusnlshing
svsfyt1inf fsquiDitA, entefedinto withresp opsibs
parties. 1sfssshees given.
Shepi q pSsssNf, Asss eotar " 8iA smd Mats-sts,
jy9edSn Pest Copy.l
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piano FaKTEs.

MOU1E AND SIGN PAINTING,
DECORATING, GLAZING, PAPEklIANGIKG
OAAiyIN0, MARDLfsG, re-,
1xesatsd In the best Style and ON ksssonabl,
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nEAL ESTATE, lNsURANCE.
a EXCHANGE AGENCY,

Cor. FffA and Msts-afs -, Ike 0KUk
ftse, Msrisss .saA A.Afs snssssscss
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28

In the neighborhood where we once lived q man
and his wife were almost constantly quarrellng.
During their quarrels their only child "a boy) was
generally present. and of had caught many Of
his fathers expressions. One day, when the boy had
been doing something wrong, the mother, intending
sir. What did you do that for ?" The boy compla-
Gently folding his arms and initiating his fathers
manner replied, See here madam, 4 don't ,cish to
haze any words ,cith youn
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28

A MERMAID. = The Yarmouth {dass.) Register
states that Mr.. H, Dill and Mr.. Benjamin Higgins,
two reliable residents of Eastham were going off the
flats on the food tide recently with their large boats
to catch blue fish, when about three quarters of the
way down the flats they discovered a fish of very
singular appearance the bottom, in about FIVE feet
of water. The fish started when they were about
fifteen feet from it, protruded its head out of water,
and to use the expression Of Mr., Higgins, :. he did
not believe anything could look SO much like "a
woman.n 1t looked Straight at them, and had scales
on its face like the back of alligator The features
of the face made for beauty; but the cerebsl-
lum was what Fowler calls Judas l., frmness ter
rbly developed with the other qualities wanting II
there ever was mermaid, they say they have seen
one ~ an 70 De a1oat @ heeh & Zee. 2,
black. When it moved, it went face downward, but
turned over, when it put its head out, which made it
exactly face towards them 1t put its head out twice
person can convince them but that they have seen
| mermaid. 1sz- f.+-4
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28
SMALL SILvER.-The Pennsylvania says !:

SMALL SILVER-The PennsyIvanan says:
One of the interesting features of the United States
coinage operations of late years. is that of the smaller
silver coins which, by the recent action of Congress
will hereafter form the principal part of currency,
in lieu of the old Spanish coins. OF the new coins,
over twenty-five millions in value have been coined
during the four years. 1856, and the product of
domestic silver is 100000 annually. The
coins, having legal value five to ten per cent.
below their value metal, will not be absorbed or
lessened hereafter for export, Or for manufacturing
purposes,
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28

A crazy man entered a passenger on the Gem
tral Railroad at Rochester, the other day. with not
rag of clothing on him save hat a cloak and pair
Of boots. Here he calmly proceeded to hang up his
cloak on a peg. The ladies screamed timidly-
of them fainted the windows flew up on all sides,
the train was stopped, and the lunatic was speedily
returned to the asylum where he belonged.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28

In discussing bill in the California Assembly, last
Tuesday, making steamboat owners responsible for
the damage occurring from sparks from the chimneys
of steamers, compelling them to cover the smoke
stacks with bonnets member desired to be informed
if the covering would, in accordance with the pre-
valing fashion, be hung over the after part of the
vessel. He decidedly in favor Of provision Of
this Sort believing from little personal experience,
that bonnets thus worn are the best sparkcatchers
known
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28

FUNNY RAT TRAP.-A correspondent Of the Gene :
Farmer relates the following funAy way of catch
ing rats ...-.-
build my corncrib on posts about eighteen inches
high made rat-proof by putting broad board or
secure against the rats except the granery and have
this rat-proof except at one of the corners. Here.
where they will like it best make hole with spout
five inches long the outside, where they go in
and eat at pleasure. Then if the rats are too
Gus, take bag, after dark and slip the mouth over
the spout the outside of the granery. Then send
Ben in at the door with light and the rats and mice
will run into the bag. Then slip the bag off the
turn out the dead and in an hour or two gepeat the
process. After all are killed, stop up the hole till
new recruits arrive, which catch in the same way.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28
y-rH - ,--, r=z7=======zz- THE GREAT
R d E: yss EI6NAL T. y k3TTH s

- D IIl ID F!SS1t IT nS3TTofSS E1FTE g I11RH
OHIO RAIIROAD,-Wnich forms the grand central link in
the chain of between the Mississippi
WHEELING, BENWooD DandPARKERsBURG, ON THE
WAsiiiNGToN c1TYand BALTIMORE ON THE EAST
At which places it unites with RAILROADS and STEAM
BQATS etc. for all points, East and West is the ONLY
ROUTE by which THRoGH TICKETS TO WASHINGTON
can be procured, which point well BALTIMORE
is the shortest direct and every rea
BILE 1t is the only by whcpurchaser6 Through
Tickets New York enabled reach the cities Baltimore
only thus enabling business and travellers for pleasure
information visit fonr of the principal cities in the
less cost than can be afforded by any other route,
D To passengers from New Orleans Ycksburg Natchez
Memphis and the Southwest generally, travelling
upon the Mississippi river CHOICE OF ROUTES East
by the baltimore and Ohio Road and connections is offered
FIRsTThey leave the boats at CAIRO ta the mouth
of the o4o and thence by the Illinois Central Railroad
SANDoNAE dlS miles or PANA, az niles aud thence by
easwardy By this the passes
Haute, lndinnapolis. Dayton and Xena to Columbus o.
the u s. Mail boats the Ohio to Louisville Cincinnati
thentake the CARS FOR THE EAST, via the Little Miami
AIR four miles below Wheeling, where lie takes the
the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.
B Travellers requested to notice that while this is the
only aording Thou III Tickets all
the charged by other New York only it
is alo the shortest most pcey and direct all the leading
points in the East The distance Baltimore
only SIC miles being about 100 miles shorter York
by other There ARE less changes
and consequentlyless detention than by any other.
By the Express Train of this route time from
to BALTIMORE or WASHINGTON is but FORTY-THREE
MORE AND OHIO RAILROAD.
E- Through Tickets allowing the holders to stop any
purchased Of W f. REDDY at the ofce Of the Io Gen
',.Sf j. kE%SEDY IsS n9| METTEE,
Agent b. 4 o. R. r., New Orleans
JOHN NJ. SHARP General Agent. M 2m
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28

The last serious objection which we have heard
made to the coming of gold dollars is that of stngy
old fellow who maintains thatn consequence Of their
diminutive size they may be dropped by mistake,
occasionally into the contribution box. He will never
be guilty Of such an error, at any rate.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28

The young fellow whose girl told him she didn't
want him any longer, wears tfty-six weight in his
hat to prevent him from growing any longer.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28

An old fellow visited by his pastor, the latter as
sured him he could not be good Christian unless he
took up his daily cross-whereat be caught up his
wife and began Juggling her about the room.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28

western orator haranguing his audience on the
vast extent and overwhelming population of the
American Republic, exclaimed, by way of climax,
Faneull Hall was its cradle, but whar shall we find
timber enough1for its coffin ?n
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28

An angry woman in order to be revenged on her
husband ripped the tick off the bed and sent all the
feathers afoat in the air. and then rushing to the
balusters of the stairs, and breaking her arm upon
them, she exclaimed with insane energy, :" Now,
you scoundrel, you must pay surgeon.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28

There is only greater nuisance than trombone
player who performs after tea" and that is from
bone player who performs '' before breakfast"
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28
Why is the summer like pride?
Because it goeth before a fall.

The principal study pursued in school of ,uhales,
is supposed to be eocutonas they are often caught
sDOuting,
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28

What is the difference between profane joke and
wife without any hair on her head? One is rib
bald Jest, and the other is, Jest bald rib.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-04-28
N . II / G T. .
lcftry's Undertaking Suction and Force Pump
acHh hlhia Rubber Bal Ealres

dwellings,, etc. etc, etc.
The subscriber having appointed Agent for this State
ccrys Improved Double citing Pump with
India Rubber Bail Valves prepared receive orders
furnish This valuable invention
Ssh 1856 and awarded the FIRST PREMIUM at the New
ducing this this community, the undersigned feels
confidence that his efforts bring it into general will
seconded by all who its operation Mnd construction.
The perfect of solid Balls of India Rubber
Pump Valves viii be apparent thinking mind
Their perviousucss their yielding
certainty operation and perfection of action which
ej1aiued by the any other Valves The simplicity
the facility with which the parts be
and replaced the compact FORM renders this the most perfect
desirable Pump Every Planter, Ship Steamboat
Captain should OF hese valuable PUMPS
their general purposes they be
transformed into an efficient Fire Engine.
No. possesses capacity Of forcing 20 gallons min
Price so.
Size No possesses capacity OF forcing 10 gallons min
Price S35.
Size No pSsessc capacity of forcing 10 gallons per min
ute. Price $50.
And larger sizes fer Dry Docks heavy Drainage
and may soon be expected Nos and ad-
adapted Houses Tor forcing the juice
ordinary which Pump is generally
Piled while for redeeming Swampy Lands the No. as indis
UenSable
The subscriber convinced when these Pumps
seen will speak themselves
liry will go into general nse.
Samples No be in operation C. G. Bier
+ No. 95 Camp Price Couons No. 01 Poydras
street or undersigned where persons
vied to call and examine same before purchasing.
ANDERSON d. DIETER, Agent,
ln24 " 81 Gravier street.
WHITE LEAD-IUO various qualities, some very
ALFRED KEARNY,
D30 2taw5t - Magazine street,