The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1857-10-22
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nsEhen sorrow has leftits s.traces.s what
lscomnes u she rest of the harness,
: rE A man may % known by the ad-
iectives he uses. ASST
.ATWhen the heart Is out Of ture, the
uongue seldom gees right.
AZ kEBustlc Is not industry, any more
than impadence y courage. Sab
I: s:s...Tis strange uttered young mar, as
hs staggered home from a supper party.
bow evil communications ccrrupts good
~nnners live been SURROUNDED by tum-
blsrs all The evening and now I'm "a tum-
bier myself
@. We once heard of 4 dog Who had q
whistle which grew at the eud of bis tail
IIs always called himself when wanted.
sa Students OF Natural History attend:--
"A Child wanted to describe snake to his
aunt. said il was "a thing III tail clear up
40 ths head, ~
49, 1s f
sWhatutilisy i there in killing hogs if
they are cured directly afterwards.
y Philosophers say that shutting lhe eyes
make the hsaring more accute. A wsg
suggested that this accounts for 80 many
elosed eyes at church at sermon lime
A French wit said Of man wko vas e1-
cssdidgly fat, that nature only made him
10 slowzhow far the human skin could
stretch without breaking -
Afarmer being asked Why Ne did not
subscribe for ! newspaper. Because, /"
said he, ''when father died he left me a
good many. and have not read them
through yet es. Rss
II can't do il, never did nything.
~ win try,'' has worked wonders and
II win DO is,''fhas performed miracles.
A studant Of medicine, u Michigan,
having courted q girl ior year, and got
the rnitten, has turned and sued her faith
an for the visits he paid her.
- Those mammas must regard their
daughters as mere dirt, who are slesirous
of getting them ofstheir hands
A popular preacher received 90 many
pairs of ofslippers from The lenalepart o.
hiscoagrega.ion thai be got 70 fancy Kim
self q centipede.
''Thsre issno place like hopae ssys
ths poet. Right! unless tits Che home Of
she young woman you are afsers This is
Of course. 40 exception. Future poets
1vM please note i:
Ladies, prepare for sn extreme change
ID ycur habits fora Paris correspondent
of The New York 6icsulriier sa5 tie ladies'
are coming out without hoops, hustle,
w8dding, CT unytaing else ) l91ss ..-F-
Daring late thunder storm Al Green
R.lllI, Sour1r rGa1ssirx Iighinssg strucl
Nil. knocking dorq ivo alaves whe
work in ii. AS soon as they re
their feet, the 6rst exclsmstion oi
Of them. in great surprise, wss ''acS'
d thai guis!9n
Tile bestdsscription q wsnkness w
hare ever heardis contained in the wag'
II query to lis wife, whep she gare hin
someElhin chicken broth, ifshe would 70
tfy To coax that chicken Just 70 vsd'
through the soup once more.
wasn't thai waste ofpowief?v srit
an hishmsn 10 Kentuckian, who ha(
Il just brought . coon 10 she ground, viii
his rife, from a large free. "Why SO
&4ts' asked shs fiuuser 'surs, Che fal
would kilt him.
ss;4sg sSssaa4 ass III f4ssta3
OEE OF THE REASONS During the
Nay anniversaries in New York, The fol-
loving dialogue was oysrhesrd Between
two nswsboys; : u say Jimmy What is
the meaning oi SO many preachers being
hero alltogether?Y Y-s: Why u y answered
Jip sthey always meets here oncea year
~ sermons with each osier."
IA order 5oiliss justly, andlbe respect
IA. we must abstain from doing ths
which No blame mothers. In otherword,
nrncfioa wl1atsgwe preach Guess tho