Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1857-12-24
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-Tcmpc:aH"e is like hridle Of gold, ans
he who uses /: a.i.h. is morc like au anse
than 4 :naH.
- \ car,orioas critic says that when az
EDITORS sci ssors became irl, his Journal may
DC expected tn par:ake Of the same quality
"A little explained !it:ie endured, 1T
tie passed over as foible, and 10, the rugged
atoms will fit like smooth mosaic.
Old ideas put BY for a while come out
again. like old clothes, quite fresh, and al
most as good as new.
What you keep by you may change and
mead, but words once spoken, you can never
recall. --Poromg.On.
The Dutch are as famous for bulls as the
LiSo. 81 be lost two cow.h, said Mynheer'
sun. Won wash calf, unit two wash a bull. "
Friendship is silent gentleman that
makes no parade; the true heart dances no
hoTnrpc on the tongue.
- NVhcrc there is enough for six, there 5
enough for eight" said gentleman. "fcs,
replied Alexander Dumas, "ifyou are speak
ing Of :andles"
People wl.o worship dpcuts place false
estimate on them Three of the best things
in the wrld are obtained gratis-viz., pure
water, pre- air, and unadulterated health.
-Liferuns not smoothly at all seasons,
even withthc happy; butattcr long course
the rocks subside, the views widen, and it
flows on npre equally at the end.-Lanaor.
AS frot to the bud and blight to the
blossom, even such is sclf.iuterest to friend
ship; for confidence cannot dwell where self
ishnessis peter at the gate.-7upper.
There ms on exhibition at the Ohio
State Fair, lst week, baby nine mouths
ID that weighed within Il small fraction of
one hundred ,ounds; its mother Was an Irish
woman of medium height.
A Yankeerather took down cockney,
the other day by informing him that if
England were steamboat. there are lakes
in this countysulliciently large for her to
founder on.
TO divert at,ny time troublesome fan
cy, run to thy boks; they presently tx thee
to them, and drVe the other out Of thy
thoughts. They akays receive thee with the
same kindness.
This life is butone great school. From
the cradle to the glve we are all scholars.
The voices of those We love, and wisdom of
past ages and our wn experience are our
teachers.
"A dun was som0hat taken aback the
other day by the coduess with which the
debtor said, ''Call net Thursday, my dear
sir, exactly at ten oclek, and Ill tell you
when to call again"
How much easier is to preach than
to practice. The day ,ftcr Mr.. Gloss dis
charged his clerk for steling, he soda hogs
head of coored alcoholfor French brandy.
Mr.. Gloss is down on aiimmorality.
A would-be ge7tiema,, the other day,
called at the post-offce, Lughborough, aud
displayed his ignorance of Natural history or
the French Language, 81 bob, by requesting
to be supplied with stamped antclop!
The editor of the Nas,ua Telegraph
has Hawkes. printing press, md works on it
himself, and he says the fly Wheel casts, by
gas-light, a revolving shadow, ehirh is pat
poby mcaring om NE Foor!
MIR. President, | rise to getup,and am
not backward to cone forward il the cause
of education; for, hid it not been fur cduca-
ton | would be as guorant us are, Mr. Pre- |
sident.'
- In youth it is ommon to measre right
and wrong by the OF Mons Of the word and
in age to act without any measure Ou inte-
rest, and to lose SHINE without substituting
virtue.
IF rich, it is cas- to conceal our riclcs
but if poor, it is no quite so easy b con:eal
our poverty We sail find it les difIiult
to hide thousand yuineas than Ole hole in
our coat.
A newspaper aticlc recentlyinformel
the public that the lands at Mr.. ,Dues' ma
chine-shop had str'ck. Mr.. Jonescame out
the next day denying it, as the. had not
struch. stroke for week.
- The man who as so little knwledge of
human nature as to;eek happinessby chang
ing anything but Is own dispOtion, will
waste his life in faitless efforts, md multi
ply the griefs whic he purposes remove.
"A pompous fsOw made Vry made
quate offer for valable property and, CAL
ling the uext day ir an answer, uquired if
the owner had en,rtaiued his roposition.
"No," replied the'ther; "your 'roposition
has entertained me-
Father, whatmakes the a so hot"
asked lntle gill, jst after: thudcr show
er. Cause God hs just been acking red
hot irons into it, VS. the quick tply of her
little brother, referng quickly t the light
ming.
An cxceedingl modest youg lady, de-
string leg of chkcn, at the tblc, said {:
"I'll take the partShich ought 0 he dress
ed in drawers" A young gentleman, op-
positc, immediate! said "I'll tae the part
which ought to wa the hustle "Hartshorn ,
was immediately administered to he lady.
Alta railwatation, an old ady said to i
a very pompus liking geutlema, who was