The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1857-04-30
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"Sambo, permit, dis chile to ak you
cononderum."
s~Proceed. Cuff. but take care Oh your
head"
sz.weII, den. why am lean dog like q
wise mani"
"Gosh but you is smart culled indiw'd-
ual: ] gibs i. up entirely"
n.Because he is thin curl" thinker J
"Ah, git away, nigger, saw you car
rying water for the college boys fodder
day."
The best capital to begin life on is q
capital wife.
What color does fogging give to an un-
ruly boy? 1t makes him yell OIL (yel-
low.
"There's no telling what day will
bring forth" as Mr.. Day said when Mrs;
Day presented him with a pair of boys.
A Danish writer speaks Of hut SO
miserable that it did not know which way
to fall. and SO kept standing. This rs like
the man that had such complication oil
diseases that he did not know what to die
Of. and SO lived on.
1--WE 20 where Democratic principles
lead the way. ."-- Woodstock Dem.
You'll "bring up" in very hot place,
then. finally Chicago Joar.
When Judge Shaw Of the Supreme
Court was told that Worcester was to pub
lish dictionary containing ten thousand
more words than any other dictionary in
the English language-"Heavens!" cried
Judge Shaw, with visible alarm, pray. dom
let CAoate get hold cfa.
..Keep your'dog away from me said Z
dandy TO butchers boy. "Darn The
dog; he's alwaws after puppies" said the
boy.
"Won't you take my word, sir, when
tell you viii call and liquidate your de
mand on Saturday morning next?" said I
delinquent debtor to q dunning creditor
with whom he had sharp words. 40
SIR" replied the other. ''I had rather yol
would keep your word"
Woman is like ivy; the more you're ru
ined the closer she clings to you. Avil'
old bachelor adds, s'Ivy is like woman
the closer it clings to you, the more 20,
are ruined" Poor rule that won't worI
both ways. Knock down that old bache
lor!
"What are you about, my dear?" salt
his grandmother to little boy who wa
Gliding along the room. and casting fur
tive glances at gentleman who was pay
ing visit. "I'm trying, grandma. t.
steal papa's hat out of the room withou
letting the gentleman see it, for he want
him to think he's out.''
A colored Preacher thus gave his ap
pointment: 81 shall speak in dis place &
fortnight from to-day. de Lord willin; free
weeks whudder or no."
"Well. Bridget. did you put the blister
on your chest as I told you. and did ii
rise?"
"Och! mistress, dear, never chest did
Ihave to put it on, but shure. ma'am
have hair trunk. and stuck it on that
but sorry rise did it riz; bat ma'am i
tuck of livery bit of the hair as sure as Tn
o sinner!"
Pompey said he once worked for mar
who raised his wages so high. that h
could only reach them once in two years
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The Family Opposed to Newspapers
The man who don't take his county pa
per was in town yesterday. He brough
his whole family in two horse wagon
tie still believes Gen. Taylor is President
and wanted to know if the "Kamschat
kins" had taken Cuba; ifso, schere they
had taken it, He had sold his corn fo
rs eents-(:he price being 4o)-but OF
going to deposite the money. they tolt
him it was mostly all counterfeit. Th'
only hard money he had was some three
cent pieces, and these some sharper hat
"run on him" for half dimes! His oil,
lady smoked "cob pipe" and would no
believe that any thing else could be used
One Of the boys went to the blacksmith,
shop to be measured for pair of shoes
and another mistook the market house fol
q church. After hanging his hat on .
meat hook, he piously took a seat on .
butchers stall, and listened to an auction.
eer, whom he took to be preacher. He
left before s'meetin was out" and had nc
great opinion of the "sarmint."
One of the girls took a lot ofseed con.
ions" 10 the post Office to trade for letter
She had baby which she carried in 8
sugar trough" stopping at times to rock
10 on the side walk. When it cried. she