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Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16
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Practical and Analytical Chemist. Lowell. Mass
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Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

~ Madame dc Girardio said-"Ot
q hun red men you may find ono wit
~: Of n hundred women you may lin,
one stupid. See the proposition"
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

Is "a. NtN iOA a. bL.tiiil RAN
- The ab"yr p.p I Piti't lfe urs. H. al 81 th'
Pubic - hoa.is Ia New "rk & ~ ard .
al 80 tho Private Sch" ~hcrrvr
the, known Un aecouht ~ tkeirgreu
iurn' H., hhd volume ~ tone. 1herr pid sale !,
ro po tv'"f their great mcr C.ms aud e.
bsm hef"rsy uy.at - aesi Fourth -.
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care pit. V Pohda Aurr
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

n0r A certain gallant editor thinks
when single gentleman can't pass n
clothes-line withoutcounting the long
stockings, it is a sign no ought TO got
married, and the sooner the better.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

rT A little girl after Attending q
party, was asked by her mother how
she enjoyed herself.
20 said she, II am fuu Of happi.
ness. | could't DO any happier unless
| could grow.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

10 IA conservative, says Doug
las JcrrolI, lis man who will not
look ut the now moon, out of respect
for that ancient institution--the old
onc.'
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

IN A man attempted to scize I
favorable opportunity. few dav'
since, but his hold slipped. and b.
fell TO the ground considerably in
iured.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

cT A New York paper says that
the loss of specie on tho Contra
America. is tho largest which has IN
ken place in two hundred years by Q
single disaster.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16


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b~shi-,s N ne vvsd. ard 10 ~ srhi ~ h,<<ss
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Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

boz There Is no place like homo, :
says the poet.
Right! unless it's the homo of the
young woman you're after. This is
Vt coulsc, an exception. Future po
cts will please to note IL.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

p@ "Thon raincst in this bosom,
rs the chap said when n basin OF wa
ter was thrown over him by tho lad
he was scrcnading.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

10 IL Il u mistake to suppose that
n clock strikes with its hanir; that a
ti.ruc oi' ii,Ischoods may BIZ purchased
ut so much per yard; and that the
CLOAK Of hypocrisy is q manufactured
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

no. General Pillow has written |,
long and bitter rcioinder TO the attacks
OF Generals, Scott aua Hitchcock.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

pT- An Irish sailor once visited /,
city where. he said, "thcy corrcr.Lot
toned the top Of their houses Will
sheet Ieadl'
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

b6s- Cupid's bow IL, tho Asiatics
tell us, strung with bees, which ar,
apt to sting-somctimes fatally
those who mcddle with IL.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

DISSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP
THE Partner hip rer tofoe existing between =.
en- aud J. y Hint. un sr ha til of Drum
III. was d Nv d OF Jti, tst.b Issn of tbs uuI-
lee concerne al the u ttlrd ia IN . of nj Il
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Al be made.
Ne ow call o III Nh are In ehted ~ US ~ max
imn, diate rayu.en the bushes. must lie ciosss
,iihovi delay MES J. lRCM.
Aur. IA JOHN y. hILL.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

HnE ATrENf on OF nora CRY a ~ uyLRy
u Msryh.nisw % wish y ocure urvuul NJ RI
sfss q IA aduitcrat,on al vltsd 100 NJ. rplcv
tabllshnen 70 ahl lui Haluu str ~. fact M
eaa urvn mar NJ kNT,cLE, Ga MY who . Z ..
'ulk ~ la ia nag ss'ltah efOrr Inns quantity H.
tate. al our pricosf r warranted ~ tiVn We ~
ave, nj OUT prices for warranted pa Spices arr
.Ot yer than thoss o. he tas b,n,erial: but pay
,ny mail prod over aud Abosd The sxpe - u srs
INK md lac tax. op-It 5
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

pRowE AEn sIkAoHlD NusLlNk ANp1Ick
~ inss. eonsssbsiy On hand. spd even er1ts
shaetipfs rd Huires, fes ssls low, o.
uPssfuliA ~. TyfR2tkfN
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

ro~xnor. u. Dee. ., IS.
Da. v ssnk;-Your a. cd tfn, h.s Goa. . go, eutt.
Ss, and an ale sna sto :, "a 40 sisLs OF khs.
"A NC pains a "u re. a Ne. thsikfua thsf > !
"a d. Soai sppc - o. In thi "a CO. lac cal, 81
~ hsv 10. ~ you d. nVt con' sooLs,
'unr ng a. q 10 - would have = d ools s~sj.
ape .ou nay ~ be ~ cesslhii ~ ssth l.s, a.
I've IL good I'D age. hvssf an
i.nsom usna. have eniS used What B.ii is.s -.
q you adam n~s new man. ,esf uuiy,
d0br. BkA1l.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-10-16

JAMks APfi,ko ,re
sAAAkL klNolA
Bedford inquirer and chronicle. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1854-1857, 1857-06-12
TnE sULTAN,s DAUGHTER.

The approaching marriage of the Sultan's
daughter With the son Of the Pasha OF Egypt
(says one of oar English exchanges) has
given an immense impetus to the haut COM
merce Of Paris. The Sultan, with nnsxem-
pied generosity, has given commission to the
extent of four aud twenty millions Of francs
for Jewels aud embroidery destined Tor the
bride Tie cup froul which The bride drinks
on her wedding morning is already exc euied-
and Is valued at tLirty two thousand pounds
sterling. Il is OF pea shape, Pnre gold,
inerusted with diamonds of the largest size
andf nest water. Tue top is hordered with
fringe of diamonds, all Of equal size aud
immense palue these hang detached from
the cup, and move and sparkle in a constant
fut,er. Nothing more beautiful ihan this
cup has ever been produced. The bridal
slippers, Of cloth OF gold, embroidered IN
millions Of dianonds, aveh also created .
sensation amongst the sigbt-seers Of Paris
The, entirely confirm the tales Of the EAs-
tern lnaguifenee which We have been accns-
toned 10 read with the iinpertineut incredu-
lity Of European ignorance and, as We look
around the room at Mayors, where these
wonders are displayed, We believe, like
Hassau the shepherd, that all Things are POS
sible to bis Highpess The Padlshah
The wedling-robe has not yet arrived
from Lyons, but the je~eled border, which
is to surround it, is already completed, and
j, is misunderstanding its magui6ceuee.
By the su,ian's desires tbs border, aaich is
Bedford inquirer and chronicle. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1854-1857, 1857-06-12
OUR COUNTRY,

The greatest cataract in the world is tie
Falls of Niagara, where the waters aeeu-
lnniaie from the great upper lakes, forming
a river thee querters OF a mile in width,
are suddenly contracted and plunging orer
the rocks in two columns. 10 the depth Of
one hundred and sixty feet.
The greatest cave in the world is the
Mammoth Cave in Kentucky, where one
can make voyage On the waters Of the
subterranean river and catch fish without
eyes.
The greatest river in the world is the
Mississippi, four thousand one hundred
miles in length. is name is derived from
an ladian word meaning sthe father of wa
ters-'
The largest valley in the world Is the
valley Of The Mississippi. It contains Eve
hundred thousand square miles, and is one
of the most prolific regions ou the globe.
The largest lake in the world is Lake
Superior, four hundred and thirty miles
long.
TIE greatest natural bridge in the world
is that over Cedar Creek, in Virginia. Il
extenjs across chasm Of eighty feet in
width, and two hundred and fifty deep, at
the bottom of which creek flows.
The greatest mass of solid iron liz the
world is the Iron Mountain Of Missouri
L is three hundred feet high, ana tive miles
in circumference.
The longest railroad in the world is the
Central Railroad Of Illinois, which Is sew
en- hundred and thirtY-ane miles long, and
cost fifteen millions of dollars.
Bedford inquirer and chronicle. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1854-1857, 1857-06-12

HEAVEN VIA NEW 0RLEAss.--The
Philadelphia correspondent. Of the New
York Dispatch gives the following rather
tough anecdote:
aWe have Methodist preacher here
who is jolly wag. A few days since 8
young man who had loug been attached to
his church, and who was about TO leave for
New Orleans, came to bid lis pastor fare
we'll.
sAnd so you are going to that degener-
ate place, New Orleans, are youl'
Yes, sir, bat | don't expect to be inHu-
enced by any extranecus pressure Of any
kind responded the young lnan With CON
Siderate earnestness.
We'll, I'm glad to see you are so conf
dent, and hope the Lord viii guide you.--
But do you know the temptations which
exist there!'
Not particularly slr.'
We'll, do. You'll End wanton women
in the guise of Paris. tempting the very
elect: and rare wines and ardent drinks;
and you'll find gay company and night
brawling, aud gambling and dissipation,
and running after tie lnsts of the old man
Adam
Still, sir, | hope to combat these sue
cessfullS.'
Il hope you viii, my dear Christian
brother, | hope yon will,' was the reply.
And let ne give you this much for your
consolation 10 case you should fall from
grace. The tenpter is worse than the sin,
and the greater the temptation the more
merit there is in resisting il. The man
who gets to heaven by way of New Orleans
is sure to have twice as high a place in
eternal glory as be who reaches Paradise
through the quiet portals OF Connecticut OF
Pennsylvania
Bedford inquirer and chronicle. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1854-1857, 1857-06-12
LETTER No. I.
THE NATURE or THE QUESTION
THE PROPOSITION 70 BE
PROYED-THE GENERAL
PROOF GIVEN.


THIS is the most important subject be-
fore the Legislature. Il is so because it i
of personal consequence to every taxpayer
aud is intimately associated with the future
prosperity Of every great business interest,
A question Of such magnitude may well at
tract universal attention. II is far above
the petty strifes OF party. Ii relates to
the good of the whole people in their per-
sonal interests, and should be treated with
the digaity, TIE gravity, the truthfnlness
and the mauliness Of parpose with which
those subjects deserve to be approached,
which involve, in their solution, the destiny
OF a great Commonwealth
Pennsylvania, With her free institutions,
with her busy farmers Of natchless perse-
yerance and endurance, with her virtuous
and industrious laborers, with her magnif-
cent mountains, her noble rivers, her fer
tile valleys, her many ores more precious
than the gold Of the Pacific shore, her cen
irality Of position, and the intelligence,
activity and enterprise Of her capitalists
AMI business men, should be the Grst State
in The Union- With probably fever natu,
ral advantages than Virginia, we have in
hnitely surpassed her in the race, for here
there are free laborers, there slave laborers.
We have indispuiabiy greater natural ad
xantages than, with this single exception.
any other State in the Union, and under
wise legislation we have brilliant career
before US. | say. wise legislation, for our
legislation has not always been wise. Our
hostility to s.inuovation" has chained our
people when they should have been re-
lieved Of burthens; and many great
movement has been inadvertently crippled,
which eminently deserved Legislative aid
and encouragement. But, independent of
all this, another cause has struck deeply
and fearfully at the growth Of our State
/, of course, refer to the erceSsive farafion
under schich ou great interests hare long
literally groaned This taxation was ne
cessary, at one time, TO save the honor of
the Commonwealth. ln this purpose no
sacrifice would have proved toe great for
our patrioti: and proud spirited people
But it canno. be denied that excessive tax
alton here. while our neighbors have i'm
posed Car fewer taxes, has driven much of
Bedford inquirer and chronicle. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1854-1857, 1857-06-12
VOL. 80. NO. "a.

Of a pattern, IS made to contain specimens
Of every precious stone at present known
that, although as many jewels are collected
togetner as the space will hold, yet they
do not seem overloaded or crowded together
IL any way. The exhibition Of this mar
vellous tFousseau, which completely throws
into the shade all cur ppny efforts at proda-
eng great effects BY delicate lingerie and
hypOcritieal lace, viii Ne think, create an
immense sensation throughout the commerce
Of Europe.
Bedford inquirer and chronicle. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1854-1857, 1857-06-12

4
and we trust increasing efforts viii be made
to expose them. The envelope found was
part Of the Identical one, which IS known 10
have contained Mr. Finney's money. Ii
win be recoIlceted that there was bur little
good money obtained from their bodies BY
the eoroler. The information thus far OBJ
tanned has revealed the existence of an or
ganized, oath bound band Of villains, ex-
tending through all the States 10 the Union,
and calculated to carry on operations, on
scale unsurpassed. From Maine to Texas,
It's members are ranged, in manner best cal
culated to aid in their schemes, and had not
this most lucky dispensation occurred, We
would soon have heard Of actions unpar-
alleled in the history Of crime Already
the names of over thirty members have be-
come known, embracing some very prominent
lawyers and physicians. Their head-quar-
ters seem to have been in Northumberland
county, of this State.
From what has been ascertamed, it is
supposed the northern counties are swarming
with them, though they do not seem to have
operated much in The lower part Of the State.
The Developments here, prove, though, hat
We we're soon to be as deeply inflicted as
any with their rassally transactions
The names of the men killed were George
Il. Yickroy, (aliasl George W. Driesbaeh,
(alias) Geo. w. Douglass; and Charles VIII
liams, (alia-l Charles Russell, G. N. King,
and many other aliases.
We are gratifed 10 understand that the
railroad company have expressed their
willingness to aid in defraying the heavy
expenses attending this accident, produced
by misunderstanding in obtsining coifns
tor their burial. When FIRST discovered they
were supposed to be respectable waterlnen,
aud fine collins were ordered for their re-
mains, so that if their friends should call
for the bodies they might fud them to have
been trested with ali the respect desirable.
After circumstances dispelled this deiusion,
and placed Mr. Barr IN az unfortunate pe-
eitioa, which we think Is nothing more than
right the company should relieve him from.
OF course the main expenses of the affair
come upon the county, but as the county is
not obligatory TO defray expenses induced
by mistakes, it viii all on The efficient
Coroner, uuless the company take some
such action. We believe this would be
nothing more than right and inst.
1t would seem as if the hand of Provi-
dence was at work, throughout this entire
transactions. The sudden arrest Of two Of
The most prominent participators Of the Vi
lest gang that has ever cursed our State, will
give check to the whole, over whieh they
caHnot recover. Without it, We might soon
have been oppressed by an unparalleled sys-
fem of roguery in our vicinity. There is
cause to hope that the aceomplices Of the
men nov hnsbed in death may take warning
by their companions, awful fate, and discon-
tinue, forever, their lawless movements
Bedford inquirer and chronicle. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1854-1857, 1857-06-12

sl7,133.0oS SO

Such was the total receipt at the Treasury,
on real aud personal estate, in twelve
years.
In these facts consists the general proof
of the position, that the Main Line has ex-
hausted, and is exbausting the whole pro-
ceeds from the direct taxation of the peo-
pie. The yarfica1lor proofs will be the
subject Of another communication.
ADAMS.
Bedford inquirer and chronicle. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1854-1857, 1857-06-12
PAYING THE PRINTER

Genteel Reader.-The ponderciogically,
overwhelming, guyescutauizing, ,slaniboger-
Gus extract from the niirifc records of anti
putty which follows, is, if the Almanac lie
not, an extract from a venerable manuscript
found in an antiquated bake oven, explains
the origin of the manner in which printers
are generally paid
And Skinfinter, the mighty ruler Of the
Sauash-heads. having calles! bis chief officers
to his side, commands them thus:
go ye into all my dominion, and com
mahd my people to gather their treasures
even to fartbine. and pay all their debts,
even to the smallest
The officers did as they we're command
ed, and after a certain time, the ruler cal
led them again unto him,to demand Of them
how bis orders had been obeyed.
20, mighty Skinfih.er,' they replied,
'your commands were heard throughout
the land and fulfilled, for Jour people are
obedient'
sAnd is every debt paid y
yea, even TIE smallest
'Are the merchant, the inauufactcr and
the laborer paid 2
al paid
Are the tobacco aud wIliskey bills ailset-
tied q
All, all.
'And hase my people been proyideat-
have they Jeff a suficiency tofeed their cats
and dogs q
Yea they have even done this
sWell, nay people are worthy. Now &c
yea sgain unto them and il there be any thing
left, tell them to take ii and pay the prin-
ter
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5fItfi Yoftrg.
LE,c THE LADIES BE HEARD.
a PARODY


Tell me, We winged winds
That round my pathway roar,
Do We not know some spot
Where bachelors come no more
Some lone aud pleasant dell
W here no moustache is seen
Where long cared dandies never come
Ourselves and fun between
There came nurnaur from the distant sea-
A low. sad tone, which whispered siNo-sir-ee. :,
Tell me, thou misty deep,
Whose billows round me play,
Know'st thou some fsyored spot,
Some island far away.
Where weary girls may End
A rest from soft dough faces,
And hear themselves called women
Nor linked to the graces7
Soon did the misty deep its answer give,
BY murmuring, "Not while brandy smashes
live
And thou, sereaest moon,
What language dost thou utter
While gazing on the GENTLEMAN
Whose bead is in the gutter
Say, hast thou in thy round,
Gazed on some favored spot,
Where ksfs kaogs not the ,rsight 81 bricks,
And where cigars are not
Behind cloud the moon withdrew in woe,
Gut in italics answered $40, 70, 90 :"
7.of 40 MY sscres Sol, l.
oht tell me, Hope and Faith,
Is there no resting place
From lors and braux and death
Is there no happy spot,
Bhere womaakind are blest-
Where man may never come,
And where the girls may rest
Faith, Truth and Hope-best bOoRs to moFtAis
given,
Waved their bright wings and answered q yes,
IN lfearsa ~