Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1857-07-02
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|. - There IS nothing like fixed steady aim,
il dignifes your nature, ard inspress coess.
Speaking without thinking is shooting
without taking aim, - - ,,-s5:.s;5;;ss
- 80 He lives long thatliyess we'll and: time
misspeptis not lived but lost e
have no dependence OF. you = as;the
sailor said when he letsgo his hold of q rope
and tumbled intothe sea; s$ !; -,
a spoonful Of yeast will raise fifty
cents worth Of -four, how much will it take
to raise funds enough to buy another barrel
= aThe greatest organ in: n:the. world ,0some
old bachelor says, ,t'is the organ Of speech IN n
a wooman;g it is. an organ wit hout stops: e Z
! .z@t.The - aancsients, 2 says JuliassH Hare; drea.
dead death: the Christian can only fear dys
ing" .>4. g, IS. -. - s. s.,
elderly gentleman was attacked in
broad daylight yesterday BY q dreadful Etaoths
ache. q No. arrest was made assusual: ' S
WHY'S a restless sleeper hkesa iawyer;s
Because he lies on one side then. he turns rms
and lies on the other side. - IS. l:s 3s
ss5s. d. Grimes died recently il Georgia,
iat the. great age; Of one hundred and ten
years. he; neverwas sick. ), !; 81 s:
--aWhat does your husband deal in mad
am p, Gle deals in cards, chieAyy:p's s"Wself, Ws
the devil will be. apt; to get him when the
last trump is played. =
When d: daughter remarks 5a Mother, !
would not hire help for ! can assist you to 9'
do all the work in the kitchen, : setit down
that she will make good wifs3 81 Is. So
s Drunkenness lisa aattering devil a sweet
:pSoiison, pleasant SIN, which, whosoeyer hath,
hath himself which whosoey doth com. M i.
init, doth not otcommit sin, butt he himself issin.
Health comes Of ITSELF but ne are at
great pains to getonr diseases: Healthseonaes
from. simple life Of nature diseases from
the artificial life of nature. IS ~: ,.:::.;s,.
:zS;-1tIt lis solemn thing TO be married 3
said Aunt Bethany. lsY YesS; batasd deal sol
.emner not to be- r said the little girl her
niece. s u - {, Z sc r.. Z: !
- A genius ndoWn! east has discoyefeda q
;methodof manufacturing from one dandy, 3
monkey, an ape, and. three baboons, 80 as TO to
have. enough left for small s'yaller doc"
aJY 6eresare YOU sgoin said Geo Sci:
.wyns to an acquaintanee. To see q friend
We'll, I'll go with you, for never saw .1'r one
yet !" ',.< 5: q q e -
:: - "a certain gallant editor thinks when 9
gentleman can 'Epass a clothes line without
counting all The long stockings, it is q sign
he ghtto get married, and; the sooner the g.
better. - . - Ssss :s...s :
..-fiI5g ghen fellow is too lazy to ojWerk, :
says Sam slick,sshe paints his name over
the door, and calls it q tavern or grocery
and makes the whole ::neighbo borhood as lazy
as himself" s. slt5t . 80
4Th he editor ofFthei New York Mt,vor, in
an af obitpary notice Of the Hon. James Bell
81; Mem Hampshire, says he Wassaas lawyer
by PROGRESSION aasas @ .eg.sese"'0.'sey 80 H1as
= .tles: s':. - -. -. d s,
I'D am afraid ! shall come to want" said
an old lady toia young gentleman q have
dome 10 want ALREADY vas the reply sS11ssssI s1ssII
want your daughter ~ The old lady open
ed her eyes; y...s$ i s55
An old Iadyin Come eeticut is SOLICITING
all the political papers, she:c lay her hands
on to make soap of: She says they are g 8
desput slgat:EDe,Ite man asnesEene afe
most as gooo asscleaE 5..
Il wasa pertinent and torclble el saying OF q:
the sEmpe Napoleon that =! 20 handsome
woman was pleasing to the eye,sbut a good
woman pleased the heart Fhe one; is a jew
el and the other A.! ..ae treasure. -
;s--ssT he constitutions Of our T fema eapust
be excellent, " sayssa iebratedf nyslclan,
afor, take an OK or q horse, and enclose ITS
sides with eorsets, and he would labor, IN
deed, but it.would be for breath:
We notice, in some of:sour stern ex. ess
changes, the marriage Of Mr. Ghas g. Fol:
ey, aged sz6, to, Miss Annie III owe Sweet,
aged Is; wesshould call that Sweet Foley:
Anuiehow (anyhoW, IS 30
"A neddler. calling on "a Sansold lady to? dis.
pose Of some goods, inquired of her if she
could tell him Of any road mo peddlershad
travelled. a'"Yes,D said she, fT know Of one,
and onlv one. which no peddler has ever