Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1857-07-29
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from the NY. Sunday Tmss.l
T.prrrR FRoM DIsBANDED VOLUNTEER
old sinner is incOrrigibIe. He will notcotton 10
fashionable society. His prejudice against II y
amounts TO a Inonomamia. Fifth Avenue ana
Fourteenth street arc an abomination. Tins Is
carrying the thing too far He ought to know
that although there are many desplcanle s1'oos
among our dolarocracy, there are also lllIE ~,
gentlemen whose dignitied hospitality anu t'u ~,
renublican manners command the respect OF tue
whole community:
Ell7ytUrs or tie .Suaddy Times:
This darued hot villidge is runnin over with
peepul who purGess to be insairch OF helth, ana
IF II is To be found in runs like furnishes, late
hours, shampain, smasheS, jewlii'S, cocktaliS
and all kinder dizzipashin, thar as sartaln OF 1t
as the devil is Of :: fresh bFiIe when a Mormon
saint kicks the buckit. Ihars teilers here
seen at the Saint Nickalas six weeks sense
lookfn as robust as cf they'd never ben ON a
INST in thar lives. that's now the kuller of
gras that; crowd in the dark, and their eyes fish
Ter than a dead Gods Thar nnf1rtnnit liver IS
sa(tenin and ineltin away onder the life they Iced,
and when they cum down to brckfest in the
mornin, they mite eesily be mistaken for galvan-
sed corpseS with the chill! taken oil. The ladies,
in coarse, doan't go the drinks and seesars and
cetery, but mennv of en- ShO the ettecEl OF gra-
drorin runs, and sleepin apartments whar pers-
perashin and mnskuetcrs goes hand in hand
The first mite Staid in Saratogy, sposed rom
the temperatoor Of the bed room Gt warnt much
bigger than comojus grave) as it was intended
to try me out, and eff / hedent vamoSed, Inc
blamed eff thard ben a hootah foand IN the bed
mex ulornin, except dollop OF bones and n big
greece spot The black hole of Calcutty, per-
SOON, was a cool and plescnt retrete in cRparlson
with that bake OWN for human beins. Ever
sense, I've taken birth outside on the piazzer,
i'll prcferens 30 sartain deth within But L
couldent stand it here long no how /; what with
titin for INV meels, and the heat, aud the ever
lastin drinkin, and the muskeeterS, and the want
of kumfurtablc sleepin kwnrters should glt a
nervis fever, and hcv to be taken back to the
Saint Nckalas for the rekivery of my hcith.
But then Saratogy's fashinabul, and EVERY
boldly that is ennyboddy must go thar. Mrs.
Cottonly, and Mrs. StockiiSh, aud Madame
Bleacher SEES so, and they oughter no, for they
live on Upstart ferris, ruunin after FIT Avenoo,
and ware hundred dollar gownds. Then agen
Saratogy considered ALFRED place for lletch-
ing ilats-l mecn noosinS rich sreenhorns with
the matteramoneyal lasSo, and that's taShlona-
bal amusement O, .Iarusa.im! what lot of
rapther stale yung wimmen thar is iishln Tor
husbands at Saratogy this seesin Most of en-
hrv their inamas or ants with en- to help hook
and land the onSuspectiu critters. Menny OF
these fashinaSul fis!Ierwinmin aCktiily kant al
ford the expense of seeSin at the Springs, but
they do it Jest as poor cusS sometimes gaIh-
bolS high at brag, in the hope of maxim his pile
by 4 lucky hand of kesrds.
Annther class Gums here for nuthin else but
to exhibit thar welth and make thar poorer nay
bors feel small and meen | was goin to cum
pare em to pecocX, but they hevcnt the dignity
of that hansum bird. They're NOR ike pasSil
of fussy turlSer gnbb!ers, that cocks up thar
tales and sweIs thar wattles and runs putin like
fetherd lokymotivS amung the barn yard fowls,
turnin round and round as much as to say
Look at me, amt sum? Don't you wish you
could come these games like mc?" But the
chickens don't mind the darned snobs hnfe rs
much as pecpul of inoderit mems do the super
sllyass capers of some Of the goldfish aristoc-
crazy Tcrk Of social cltvality III the kuntry!
line darned eff thar aut more of it in France!
SartOgv is pariickly attractiv to the Snohby-
nobs OF New York this summer, ackOnnt of the
presence of several forrin nOblcmen. Most of
ennis genuine but thHrs Alderman baron as forks.
Dutch throORs much hair as Inout stuff child'S
bed that Inc purity shure is bogus. llowSev-
er, his title and his har will probly get Jim
hareSS. \ title is grand kcard of itself, but
backt up bya pound aud halc of baird it is
perfecly onresStabie.
Upon the hull, line as sick of Saratogy as
ever a convick was of gotten out stun. and to-
morrow Inc off for Newport Mebbc arter Il
dip in the brine shall git some fresh idees and
be in better pickle for writir than Mt present
IF So expec something amnzin next week
from Yours allns,
A DIsBANDED VOLUNTEER.