The Tiffin tribune. [volume] (Tiffin, Ohio) 1848-1859, 1857-07-10
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A Dutohman on Professions.
seldom does i've Batobman oss
credit Of moro smhri thin q than are 81,
down TO him in this catechisn th.t NJ.
puts 70 a jourueyman printer.
A Dutobuan sitting 81 the door Of hls
tayerh IN the far west is approached bv
tall, thin, Yankee, who is omiQrating
westward, on foOt With bundle on 1
cane over his shoulder.
'Vell Misther Walking Shiiok, vat Won
v,atY" inquired tbe Dulohman.
Rest aae gefFeahments. replied the
printer,
supper and lotchin. reckonf''
'Yes.supper and lodgingifyou please. 4
"Pe ye a Yankee pedlar. mit chewirr
in your pack. 10 sheat the eals?''
"No sir, am no Yankee pedlsr."
"a smgie' mas,F, too laly to vork9''
"No SIR"
"a shenteel 81 oemaker, yal lovss 10
measure do gals feet aod handkles better
tan TO make te ehoes2"
mo sir. or 1 should have mended nv
own Shoes"
"A book aohent, 70, bodders te sohcol
committees till they DO vat you wish.
ohoost 70 get rid Of yous''
"Guess again, sir. am No book Aqent. -
"re tyefelsl dentist. preati6g The
peoples jaws at a dollar q sohnas, apd
runnin' oil nit my daughier?"
mo sir, am no tooth puller."
'Phrenologus, den. feeling te young
folks heads like 30 many cabbitch9'i
mo. am no phrenologist."
''Vdll, ten, vAt te iyefils can yon be-
Choost tell, aud you shall bsvs ts best
sausage for supper. and SHAY al night,
free gratis, nit out cent, and chill OF
whiskey 70 start init in 10 mornin."
II am humble disciple Of Faust--a
professor Of the art that preserves an arts
"A tyPographer, al your service"
"Votoh datl'
"a printer, sir; amantaa, prints books
aud newspapers"
"A man vat printash nooshpapersl Oh
yaw yawl ay, dat ish il. A man vot
priotsh nooshpsPersl YAwl yawl Walk
ipl man vot printsh nooshpaparsl /
wish may be shot il did not link you
vas a poor tyeful Of a dish o sohoolmaf-
Ter who works for notin and boarda
round. thought you vas him"
Tuu IsruMus CksAr PRoNouEoEB
PRAorrcADiE.--rhe Washington cores
pondeut OF tho Baltimore Sun. under
date Of the 10Th inst, writes as follows:
Advices have been received here IN re-
gard tothe recent expedition Of DR.. Cald-
well, Of the u. 8. ship independents, to
the Isthmus Of Darien. The statement
Of DR.. Caldwell is highly interesting aud
as bSsa+tstodEo XSFf XsydS R' 'ns views sgsS ssS
civil engineer, Mr. Osborne, in regard to
the praoticabihly Of canal between the
waters Of the two oceans, across the 18th
mus OF Daren. Lieut.. Strain. on the part
Of he Government was sent TO thoisthmus
in 1853. to act in conjunction with Eu-
tlish engineers in a survey Of this intet-
oceanic route. The expedition failed
Lieut.. Strain and his party barely es, aped
with Their lives from the perils Of tie ex-
pedition. The report made { the ( sut
by Lieut.. Strain, will be found ia the
Navy Report for 1854 He pronounced
the route imprscticable by reason Of The
by Heayen The Rev. gentleman was
immense grades 70 be overcome. Bus
Dr. Caldwell proceeded far enough from
TIE Pacific side to obtain view Of tho
Atlantic, aud states thai the route is per-
fectly we'll adapted TO canaization. The
report Of DR.. Caldwell will give fresh
impulse to an investigation Of this imror-
tant question.