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70 DRUGGISTS and MER CHINTS or
VERMONT


TO DRUGGISTS AND MERCHANTS Of
VERMONT
For the convenience Of Dealers and individuals
Of this State, have appointed Mr.. FRED Z,
SMITH, Of Montpelier, my wholesale agent, and
he will be at all times supplied with all sizes 81
my GEN CINE ELECTRIC OIL" / would
urge upon all dealers in medicine, 10 order ron
Dir. Smith a supply Of my Oil :once, that they
may be able TO answer the earliest demands. lie
viii also furnish each dealer with Show Cards
Posters, aud 1000 Circulars, with their name
printed thereon as agent. tRead the following
proclamation A. +. SMITH, Chemist, Phila,
SEOO. PROCLAMATION.
u tbe liayor and Citi=ens Of Piiladel,
/ phid and TIE Uai0n -
! I propose to test my Electric Oh ON any case O
I rheumatism &earalsia, Paralysis, Asthma, Piles
Govt, Fever and Ague, letter, Felons, SwCllme
Of all kinds Cramps, Deafness, (and soma othe
cases that have treated successfully and 10 for
! felt TO any public Institution the mayor ma
name Sl0o, if my Genuine Electric Oil does no
make an efectual cure in each case.
DR.. J. e. Van Dorsn, No. 5 FAN st., Trenton
/ y. Y, an old and experienced gentleman. cam
to my establishment on saturday, and said, All
had never failed in single case Of Rheumatism
with nv OH.h He buys several dozen at = timC
and has more thana wear past. He says At
much in USing he OH rigid find ! have u
tFozt5te in curing up + lies e1ectually, and 4 d
not use injurious medicines, My pure Elect
Orr is enough, be careful Of the counterfei,'
young scamps who use my certificates to sell an
deceive the people. Only one Depot, that is y.
corner Walnut and Eighth streets, Philadelphia
All my bottles must have my name in the glas'
All the cures advertised IN this paper year or tSy
past were made by my Oil. Come and see tn
certificates of50O citizens. A. Z. SMITH Chemis
FRIENDS OF HUMANITY.
To you always disposed to aid the sutierngl
may appear Incredible, after IN vain trying sll n
wonderful medicines ofthe day, that one appl
cation externally and few drops taken iniena
II, ofmy tgenuine) Electric on" VIII SO yer
FRED. Z. SMITH, Druggist, Montl
! for Vermont, for DR.. Smiths Genuine 81
r. W. NYE, Agent for Irasburgh.
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IL Mr.. Ihaeher IS also prepared to teach
German.
70 Board can be obtained on reasonable
terms by applying to the Executive Committee.
A. g. Robinson, J. z. Sartle and VIM. p Nav.
M. MANSFIELD, Sec'y.
Barton, Jan. 20. 1s57-56wG
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MARRIED.

In Greensboro, on the 4th inst, By
Rev. G. Campbell, Mr.. JOHN BABcocK
Of Craftsbury, and Miss MARGARET
SIaTsoN Of the former place.
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suddenly relieve The sufferer from the most VIC
lent palms. yet 4 = fact, rs testified by goot
men and good women, whose names are &C my
Office. Not any have used il without derivnr
SOME SPECIAL BENEFIT
within sn hour, and u4anyara they Who have been
perfectly cured Of Rheumatism, Nearalsia, Spinal
aud Broacbiai Complaints, Group, Tic noioreaux
Felens. Cramps, Piles. Spfaius and Bruises, Cuts
and Wounds, Swelled GlBads and Stia Joints
ScTolula. and Erysipelas, SoTe Nipples aud Swell
ed Breasts, Salt Rheum and Cankers in tne mouth
Ior stomach, ETupUpus and al Kinds OF Sores,
Headache OF Ioothaehe IN ave o. ten minutes
also, Ciilblaias OF Sore or Tender Feet 7. wiG
be seen thar
I DO not Profess to Cure Everything.
but only certain class Of complaints; bar an Of
which are cuFsbie On simple Electric and Chemi-
cal principles. through the afiiaities OF ny "flec-
trio Oh, : and tAe Nerve Nital lluid oftae human
body.
4 The n1odus opelaadi Of progressing and ever
!chaRgeable Rheumatic psia. Is iIaperiectly under
stood by mankind: whether its location is tac
membrane or covering of the nerves. iutlamed by
arrangement (like the coating Of am ntiamel
stomach or some disturbance OF the electric
fluid itself, certain is IS That my Electric 0iln Is
readily absorbed into ifi does rot actually SUP
lplya deficiency IN, and equalizo the circulation
iof that great principle Ct living organization,
4 Let the skepteai and the humane look into thi,
matler-lor if these things are SO
ALL ARE ALIKE INTERESTED
| will take any case from the hospital to test II
all. Ny "Electue Oh IS pleasant and innocent,
no danger OF cold or re-Sctlon rs all viii bear ms
my witness. Come and read tog yourselves.
! \. Z. corner VALIANT aud Eighth sts., Phila.
} DE@None sold by pediars. All my bottles huv,
: my name blown ia aud the new wrappers bea
my signature 10 prevent imposition on tie public
a. L. SMITH, Chemist.
t Prices. % cts, 80 cts, and 81, per Bottls
e y. B.-The large bottles ten times the chcapes,
G. Carpenter, Charleston; Vim. loslyn. kar
= ton; Kelley <. Roberts, Derby; Aiken 4 Small
+ Icy, South Troy Agents.
elier, sole Wholesale and Retail Agent
ELECTRIC OIL" Philadelphia.
TINS
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EeaGa

Al Worthiaa1aa ear Be found f1me q tho
"A bssl tszs ever olcFsd 10 the market, and
gos1 article Of hysol ssls =; % &c D.. aa1
o.hsEG ll fss szzss sssts
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CO wcea

C0NE o. ihat best ia government lays Coffee
= can BE- f0sini q, h0rii4ineloii's Aiss sofae ef
llls - eaiiee laFa AOI 50 H0OD.
Dec. 30 ls5e
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BARTON ACADEMY.

THE Spring Term Of Barton Academy win
4 commence on the first Wednesday in March,
and continue eleven weeks.
BOARD or TEACHERS.
]. II. TEACHER, U.F.M.
Miss ELLEN M. PIERCE, Preeeptress.
Miss EMILY SKINNER, Teacher of Music
Miss FlSETrE SKINNER, Teacher Of Drawing
and Painting.
NOSES I. CEENEY, Teacher Of Vocal Music
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CoNI5sEssEoNEEs's noTgCE.

hG+NJi.nfA At.Nl4dsN'o ES4AIE.
TaE SUBSCRIBERS. having been annoin,sJ
A by tho Hon Probate C,urt t1r tie District Of
Orleans Commissioners, a. receive, examine
and ADJUST 81. claims aid de.uands Of all persons,
against tho estate Of BENJAMIN HtNMAN,
hte Of Derby, ~ said district, deceased, TO-
presented insulyeut, and the term OF sx months
from the goth day ofJaunary, 1885,. being allowed
by said cou e TO the crcdi.us of ssid deceased, to
exhibit ana prove tlciT respective claims be-
fore us;
DO GIVE NOTICE, that We viii attend to the
duties Of our appointment Gt TIE dNelllne-house
oi Harry hiuuan, 30 Derby, ia said district, on
the asJ "Wednesday of Apr.l und Sd Wednesday
OF July next at ten o'cock, ia The forenoon. "a
each 81 said days.
JOHN /. EDWARDS. !
ENEBA KlNGSBURY, ! Comu,'ra.
DAVID 4. NILLEY.
Drrlr. In - A D 1k.--sT,ra
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EIouEs

THE fuJscriber has constantly on baud sxfre
L l0ar manufactured FROM iie beat Canada
wheat, u better afiicis than can 10 fyand in this
Hlari.et. GAO. WOEIHiAcIvz is & Co.
Dec. %. 1850.
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No O.!

X y
Il D trust 10 credt. Mind that, nov have
~ the rheumatism IN my arms 90 badly tAll ]
can't charge, and I would not It ! could
IEasJurga, Feb g. C. 4. COOK.
To Rent
4 am going 70 leave town. will rsat my
"a house cheap. Possession given by the miii-
Ole o. March GEO. J. COOK.
lrasburgh, Feb. 20 1857.
HARNESSES made aud repaired to order. and
II in his usual good style. by
S. STANFORD.
lrasburgii, Jan. !, 1857.
/ atARPETlNG-one piece left aud Tot sale at
- X. 81. &YEs'.
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suddeuly relieve the suisreg from the most vio-
lent pains; yet il Is a fact, rs testified By goot
men aud good women, whose uames are at my
Office. Not gny have used il without dsrislar
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I've
crieH-

HAN J. inst received q large supply II grose-
I res sneA . candies, nuts, ruisiEs, figs, tea
coffee, sugars. Ash, &c. which wish 70 dispose
LOT before the first Of March, as am going to az,
part hence.
Irasburgh, Pcb, G. GEO. 7. COOK.
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IVA, sHgn, Aielassss. ksisin. Rice, Saissrs-
4 tus, Oh. fish and SAT-, can he be found ct
y. " NIEt5
I AIDES eaa lsd shoes ~ ei'ters II svery &c.
= icTipli1u a. N0lI ulh6TOA'S.
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ia y L some FeITy nice fresh oysters on hand
\ "siieA VIII sen 20 customers Ia quantities
varying from one gill to gallon. Please call
examine and eat, aud be sure 10 come before I'D
O'Clock at night, o. saali slut up shop.
y. Y. COOK.
lrasburgh, Feb 6, 1857.
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DERBY, Jan =. A D. l557-57w3
Polynesian. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu], Hawaii) 1844-1864, 1857-05-02
Men of One Idea.

1t has been our fortune, more than once, to en-
counter men whose minds seemed so thoroughly
permeated and pervaded by one idea, that whatev-
or tonic might be broached in conversation, would
be sue to bring in their pet notion. We recollect
a farmer VINO may serve illustration His
hobby, strange as it may seem, was comprised In
the piebian word sausage" Of these he used
annually to manufacture large quantity, and with
an absence of false shame worthy of all coIrmen-
dation. so far from keeping out of sight the stun
which had aided him to competence, was some
what too forward in obtruding 1t upon has ac-
quaintanees.
Good morning, Mr.. Jones'" said we, on one
occasion; "Fine weather we are having Just now.
..Yes," said he earnestly; "capital weather we
arc having for making sausages. If things turn
out we'll, shall have hundred pounds TO carry to
market. You wouldn't like few, would you:
We fastened to inform him that our iaFder was
fully supplied, and not feeling particularly interest
ed in the turn he had gyen the subject, endeavofeo
to bfoach another topic.
'"Fhe Allies find it difficult matter to take Se'
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Practical Joking in the Middle Ages.

The Castle, or Chastel d 'Hesdin, was a favor
ite resort of Philip of Burgundy, and place OF
rest to which he retired TO amnse himself at his
leisure II contrasted strangely with the pleasure
palace Of Louis the Eleventh near Tours, where
the grounds were known to brstle with various
deadly instruments intended to main trespassers.
Hesdin was as full of pitfalls and trap-doors as a
modern theatre but they only served to perpeIrate
the coarse though harmless jokes, in which the
fun of the Middle Ages consisted. They seem,
indeed to have only suited The robust and healthy
constitutions OF the people Of those days. few
examples, taken from the records of the Castle,
may not be unnteresting. A stranger issuing, soF
instance from gallery into a neighboring pas
sage, was startled by sudden spparition of
wooden figure spouting water. wetting and
fright were the necessary consequences. But
when the Joke carried further, set of brush
es were put in motion and the patient emerged
with white or black face, as the case might be-
Another still more powerful engine was one which
seized man and thrashed him soundly. In Ihe
centre of the great gallery was trap and near II
the figure of hermit who prophesied. Ladies
were his most frequent victims. They no sooner
felt an interest in the telling of their fortunes than
the ceiling opened and rain poured forth; thunder
claps followed in quick succession, preceded by
appropriate lightning; and as the air grew colder
snow fell
Taking refuge from the storm, the patient en-
tered dangerous shelter above ptfall leading
into a sack of feathers, from which escape was at
last permitted. The Castle of Hesdin was full Of
tricks of this description. Besides the pitEal just
described there was in the great gallery bridge
which dropped saunterers into the water In va
riOuS places there engines which spouted wa
ter when they were touched. Six figures stood in
the hall spouting water, and wetting people in va
rious ways. At the entrance Of gallery were
eight water jets rushing upwards, which wetted
people passing, and three small pipes were fixed
close by as to cover them with -four IF the panic
stricken victims rushed up IL the window and
opened it, up came figure, wetting them, and
closing the frame. If a splendid missal on desk
caught curious eye, the person who went to it
was either covered with SCOT or dirt mirror
close at hand betrayed the trick; but whilst the
victim wondered at the blackness of his face out
rushed -four dredger that made him white. The
most elaborate Of all these tricks one combin-
ing almost every species Of deception. figure
of a man was made to start in the great gallery,
frightening people by talking or crying, At the
noise, the loungers in other rooms rushed in uPoR
which a number of figures, armed with sticks,
came forth, driving every one Peli neil to the
bridge when they fell. of course, into the water
The FdrIy Flemish Painters.
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The Bi.er Ril.--A Moorish Legend.

A Spanish Moor, being on the eve OF setting out
on Il pilgrimage to Mecca, entrusted all his money
to a man who had hitherto borne reputation for
unblemshed probity His fortune consisted OF two
thousand besants. On his return, he was not
little surprised when the reputed honest man de-
MED all knowledge of himself or his money The
pilgrim entered complaint against him, entreated
the Judge to help him to his property, and took ms
oath on the truth Of his statement-bat all In vain
The old mans good name outweighed all he could
say the plaintiff was nonsuited, and went away
in despair.
Presently he met an old woman, who was tod
ding along with the help of staff. Touched ny
the strangers grief, she stopped him. haiied nlh
in Allah's name, bid him take heart, and having
listened to his unvarnished tale, she said " be OF
rood cheer, young man. May be, with Allan
helm. shall get back your gold. Do you buy a
chest and FIJI it with sand or mould; only let 1t
he hound with iron, and well locked. Then choose
three or four discreet men, and come to me we
shall succeed, never fear
The Spanish Moor followed her advice punctual-
iIv He came with four friends, bringing a chest
which the strongest porters could scarcely drag
along.
:. Now follow me-" said the old woman.
On reaching the door of the supposed honest
man she went in with the Spanard' S four friends,
bidding the latter wait below, and not make his
Ionneoranee until the chest had been carried up
stairs.
She now stood in the presence of the hypocrte'
when she introduced her four companions, saying
So Behold, here are some honest Spanards about 10
make pilgrimage to Egypt. Their treasures are
boundless. They possess, amongst other thlngs'
ten chests full of gold and silver, that they know
not where to stow away just at present They
would fain entrust them to safe hands for time !;
so |, well knowing your honesty and nnsuilled
reputation, have brought them hither. Pray full
! fill their wishes"
Meanwhile she had the heavy chest brought IN,
which the pretended honest man gloated over with
greedy looks. But just then the despOiled pilgrim
Rushed in, impetuOusly claiming back his two
thousand besants Tie faithless depostary Was
| frightened and, lest the young man should re-
nroach him with his treachery in presence of the
strangers, who would then take away their chest
with its untold treasures, which he had already de-
termined to appropriate to himself he cried out to
the Moor BE welcome l was almost fearing
YOU would never come back, and was puzzled what
| [ should do with the two thousand besants. Allah
be praised, who brought you back safe Here is
what belongs To you"
The Spanish Moor went away with his treasure
as triumphant as though he was carrying oil 50
much booty. The old woman begged the master oil
the house to put his FIRST chest in a safe place,
while she went and ordered the rest to be sent.
She then sheered off with her four companions,
and, of course, never returned
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bastopol, Mr.. Jones. | suppose you have read the
latest accounts from the seat of war;"
"No"
"Thc Russians have gained a decided victory.
1t is thought, however, that there is a possibility
of the supplies being cut off that the garrison
will be compelled, by fear of starvation, to capitu-
late.'
''fou don't say so! - returned Mr.. Jones. "I
wonder" he continued, after a pause, his eyes
lighting mp with a new and brilliant idea, 81 won
der whether it wouldn't be good speculation to
send a cargo of sausages to Sebastopol? There
amt nothing more wholesome and if they are IN
danger of being starved out they'd be likely 10 pay
pretty WELL"
We ventured tosugge that the allied squadrons
would be triiing obstacle in the way OF this
otherwise feasible plan.
The next time we met MIR. Jones vas after The
death of his wife. There was sorrow in his eye,
and black Grape on his hat. Oar sympathies were
touched.
"Mr Jones'" said we, "we have heard OF your
misfortune 1t is indeed heavy cross to bear, but
you must summon up all your fortitude.
"You don't know" said he, grasPing our hand
show much. You nerer can know. Such trea-
sure as she was, said he, conceehng his lace IN
the folds of his red bandanna. ~ shall hT gs' ny
GOdy that can make SaussqeS like ker-ReUeT! =
Mr.. Jones seemed overpowered By his grlef ana
walked sadly away. We felt that we could of1er
no adequate consolation to one whose sorrow pro-
ceeded from such a cause, and did not attempt 1t.
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Kiss or Fight.

An exchange tells story of country party
thus -
stalwart young rustic, who was known as a
formidable operator in " free fight" had Just
married blooming and beautiful country girl, on
ly sixteen years of age, and the twain were at
party where number of young folks of both
sexes were enjoying themselves in the good "
old fashioned pawn playing style. Every girl In
the room was called out and kissed except Mrs.
B., the beautiful bride aforesaid, and al
though there was not yOungster present who was
not dying to taste her lips, they restrained by
the presence of her herculean husband, who stood
regarding the party with look of sul!en Gissats-
faction. They miStook the cau>" at his anger,
however, fo7, suddenly rolling up has sleeves, he
stepped into the middle of the room, and, in
tone of voice that at once secured marked atteE-
ton, said
"GentlemeH, have been noticing how things
has been working here for some time-and amt
half satisfied. don't want to raise fuss, but"
"What's the matter, John:" inquired half
dozen voices. What do you mean; Have we
done anything TO hurt your feelings ?"
"Yes, you have; all Of you have hurt my feel
ings-and I've got Just this 10 say about It :
Here's every gal in the room been kissed mighey
nigh dozen times apiece, and there's my vile;
who consider as likely as any cf 81 en-, has not
had single one tonight; and just tell you now,
if she don't get many kisses the balance Of the
tire as any gal in the room, the man that sights
her has got me to fight-that's all. Now go ahead
with your playsr
| If Mrs. B. was slighted during the bal
ance of the evening, we did not know It. As for
ourselves, we know that John had no fault to find
with us individually, for any neglect on our part
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ID. N. FLITNE II,
HONOLULU MEDICAL HALL.

CORNER OF MERCHANT & KAAHUMANU STREETS
DR. McKTBBIN begs intimate that lie now joined by
SON. Robert McKibhin member of the Royal Collie
OF Surgeons, London, of whom being always in
tendance, will afford zddtIonal guarantee 10 persons
requiring advice medicine.
He has lust received an assortment English Drugs Per
meTy of the best quality, with which the establish
will constantly be supplied and which Will be sold
on reasonable terms.
Physicians and surgeons prescriptions prepared with the
grea Medicine chests Carefully examined and
repleBished.
Attendance at the office from A. NJ till NJ. week
days, a4d Sundays O'clock A. NJ TO ii O'Clock AN
At Other times. his residence. Union street.
6 OF best London White Paint and Linseed
Oil 34-tf
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SADDLE RY.

An assortment of Saddles and Brides, Girths and
Stirrups, Cavalry Saddles With Halters, Brides,
&C., complete.
Strong Saddle Bags.
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Aren't for the Bremen Board of Underwriters.
TIE UNDERSIGNED having been appointed Agent iof the
Bremen Board Underwrit 6egs TO INFORM ue coh
necI pubIc in general that all average claims against
b said Underw riers occurring in or ab Ut tins hhsooh
will have 10 be verified BY him. Masters oi Bremen vessels
entering other OF the Hawaiian lsahds iu
distress or average requested TO apply 10 the same al
their earliest convenience - -,, ,.,,,
FLORENS STAPENHc3ST.
II,nolulp Isl IpIv 1854 42u Office Nuuanu-street.
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Ube. ]Dolpnesian.
YANKEE COURTsHIP.

SUH. IulDut5luu.
YANKEE CoURTsHIP.
BY ALICE DE WERE.
Cottage by the hillside
Time, nigh unto dark,
! Dorothy beside the fire.
Waiting for her spark.
Old man by the chimney
Reading Boston paper;
Old lady near the table
Making Sal a cape, or
Some other peculiar kind of garment
Very cold without, and
Wind a shrieking-hOwling
Owls up in the orchard,
Out, perhaps, fowlng.
Rap, tap at the kitchen door
Dorothy looks pleasant,
Jonathan she whispers sly
"Rot me if it 'tisn't,
Or else some fellow that 1 don't want to see.''
Door is open" Jonathan
Why. now, how du ye du ''
"Well, Dorothy, I'm purity well,
seein' how it's you
Old man stops his reading,
Old lady quits the sewing;
Both remark to Jonathan,
'' Well meow how it's blowing,
There's going to be tall weather yet, sweOw.'
Salutations over
Jonathan is mum !;
Wishes over sundry times
That he was to hum.
Old folks getting sleepy
Gin to nod the he d
Dorothy suggests, that they
Had better 90 to bed
And prOdigiOus grin lghteth up JOnathans physOg-
nomy.
Old fO'ks snoring soundy,
Young folks close together
Jonathan and Dorothy
Talking bout the weather
Jonathan is thinking
How to pop the question;
But his heart is humping 20
Can hardly keep his vest on,
And his tongue cleayeth to the roof of his mouth.
Dorothy looks syly-
Knows there's something coming
Looks around at Jonathan
He feels much like running.
Dearest Dorothy" he says,
And his heart beats faster
"SpOse that you and 1 would go
Down to parson Castor,
And get linked in the everlasting bonds of matrmony
Years have passed away, and
Down within the valley,
Far away from city,
Street or dirty alley,
Stands little cottage,
White as snow in March
Jonathan and Dorothy
Sitting on the porch,
And half dozen white headed youngsters around them
-Piasbwy Union.
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BUSINESS CARDS.
GEO. RISELY,
- 0H q" e - q
Rose Cottage Market, opposite the Bethel.

GEO. RSELY has resumed business the above stand and
grateful for former patronage friends that thew
can be supplied with The best Beef Mutton Pork and
sausages Also, Corned Beef and Pork always on ha
snip. supplied with Live Stock and COrned Beef the
shortest notice. 27-tf