White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1857-07-30
Correspondence.
For the Chief.)
OREooN, Mo-, July &c, 1851

Mr.. EDrToR:-0ur business is increasing yer
rapidly. The "run of CUSTOM" exceeds any
thing that has ever appeared in the upper coun
try" NUcKoLLs amt nowhere. Some of on
heaviest dealers here, are going to-sell ont, AM
clerk for rs; they are ashamed of the compare
lively small business that they have been doing
and think, like sensible fellows, of eleTatin;
themselves in the business world.
That "perfuned letter " came sIong after .
very tedious wandering through the Post Offices
For the benefit of the public we here present it
July first
Sent Joseph, Nc.
Ts Fiddlestiek Pailester e Co..
seed in your last paper company of fellerl
had rig up institution and pleg theirselfs to gi
for the small sum of fifteen sents-husbands fol
gals that give them a cali. money is no obieek
tev Us. we can shower it down like rain, so push
ahed an If we cum out rite side up we will pay
you bubble. We had a mee.in of our gals las,
night an all of 'em sails if yew git Kitty serify
. and Betsy CHATS u.s. of they viii rite to yew
tew. now hear lie chanse to stablish yore rep
itasheon. Us three that writ to yew are all low
in madens, an nun past thurty. the gals sails
eff Fiddlestieks gifts you gals husbans, we will
stan good chanse. sho' case. We + all better
lookin' than yo' three is, but sails ef you'd see
US you'd think different ont.
Kittie sails she wonts yew to git hur Teller an
be must be Of slender apperence ginerally, an
reddy to let her hev her way bout things. She's
rather on the tub erder, quite brovnish like,
brunei some felix's calls it eff amt rong, an iks
TO hev huf own way.
Serify says she wants a big man, to suite her L.
ken, 50 the folks will say when they see them,
what fine looking too them is She is rather
yallerish, but very good loOkin', considerin,
An now for Betsy, Chats mel think can
talk the shine oft of them all. i hev blew iEe
fare eompleckshe0n, and want yew to git me a
good sised and shaped man not tew long nor tew
short but betwixt, Of high education that won't
be ashamed Of, think i'd like literary Teller,
now that's bin tew coWledge, an has got smaul
beginnin.
We Is all in the markit an like tew work If
we had sumboddy tew work for, over dads is
aul rich, don't like tohere US talk abought gittn
married they are afeared sum Teller viii carry
US of for our riches. think very favorable
Of your institution an if you git US married for
hfs We will aul recommend yure institusheon an
send yew lots tew dew. we cum up here to git
maEFid. we herd It toad gal couldn't stay in
these har parts sicks months without gitten to
bow tew Hymen or some of the other fellers
wots tender tew marin folks an dew yew be-
leeve 1t we've bin hear aitsen months an haint
had marry offer yit. margin men ar hard to find
in these diggins, an eff yew hav menny of 'em
up yure way fech Fem down the river we have
lots of men, but they amt the right Sort we ar
in hopes we will be sucksessfhl as maik yew
our agents.
we will all be ankshus tew kno' how you ar a
gittn on for US. our dads ar monstrus strict with
US, so we can'thers tell on yew by the post-ofis
SOW yew can rite BY the paper. we gals are on
common thick an If won Of the boys git the pa
per as yewshual will send # after rede to Kit
tie an she viii send to Serify. Our dads don't
rede they is net very fast an sails it talks tew
much time tew keep up with the peepel now
days. they amt like they used tew be.
hev heep of trust in yew and be shure an
git us good men viii let yew no how we git on
If yew git them viii tell yeE the rest of our
names, so you can send 'em on.
/ hev bin appointed by them tew rite for US
all tewgether. they say rite very fine talent
ed letter an if Yew don't think so ysw must ex-
quse US doant rite often.
good by. the too gals send THAR love (don't
forget me, send mine tew) tew the institushun.
yure frens till forever.
three young ladys bOrderin' onto old maid
hood.
P. S. We ar in bushel of anxeyeties. doant
git us fellers that are a runnin wild about specu-
latious. KITE, sERIFY and BETSY.
The foregoing has been answered, and the Ia
dies supplied with the articles they we're craving
for, in the full possession of which they are now
rejoicing.
We are still extending our agency. Our OBJ
servation has lead US to see many of the wants
of suffering humanity. We are now agents for
Raneyson's Patent Debt Smelling Machine; col
lectcrs, sheriff., constables and business men gen
orally, (Sheriffs and Constables particularly
notified to keep outside of the railing,) are in
vited to call and see the maehine-it's curios-
ity. At the request of a minister, who wished
to take up collection, we tried IL on camp
meeting few days sgO--it caused the eongre-
CATION to " SheH out" with more liberality than
has ever been witnessed. Old hard-up-skin-Hints
who had never been known to give cred " for
any benevolent purposes, evinced an entirely
different disposition under the influence of this
machine.
The hoop trade is increasing wonderfully
We sell about seven cords per week.
Yours, truly,
T. FIDDLESTICKS PILESER co.