The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1857-01-15
SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY!
Guano Amt Anything Compared to it /
sUBsoIL FLOWING Is NO usEl
Cotton Seed Perfect Nuisance
CLOTHING THE ONLY REMEDy
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TNHE indefatigahle District and VILLAGE
- Clothing Man, by close observation und
hard study, has learned several new features in
the nrt of improving and ndornng the Masculine
portion of the human family. He's been clean
10 New York, took lessons under scientific men
and has made himself 80 familiar with all the
beauties, duties, liabilities, advantages and re.
sponsbilities of the human weather boarding de.
pnrtment, that just ns soon as he lays his eyes on
man, hc knows what he lacks-whether it IL
food or rniment. lie is just the same to man kind
that spring is to vegetation. Country merchants
would do well 10 come in and take a few lessons
charges moderate for single schoar-clusscs
taken at reduced rates.
If it is food and raiment, lie takes him in. GOV.
ers, weatlIcr-boards and floors him, and then
sends him over to his friend, ii. s. Kerr or down
to Lonax IL Cobb's, where in a faw minutes
after the patient has realized the revivinr health
ful influence OF the external application, they
will commence the inside work-ccilng, uthinG
plasicrng and securing, and then start him home.
And il is no wonder, after taking some Of I.o-
max d. Cobbs or III. S. Kerr's in'ard filling
(Which ia substantial, no liluid) then allowing
Lyons to give them what's called the surface
polish, that mems wives don't know them when
they 70 home; the little boys and girls run and
hide. thinking some city folks had come to their
pas houses, young ladies commence fixing up to
entertain their new bcaux, and young men brush
their heads. look digniied and start TO receive the
nice looking strangers.
A few men of rather ordinary appearance
who have thrown themselves entirely into Ly-
oNs hands, know the advantages TO be derived
from n suit Of his Clothes; it has married them
into rich families given them standing far be :
yond their expectations, and been the means of
pitching them as high up as phifiy phour phorty
in the scale OF uppertendom responsibility.
There nre now in the city Of Abbevilc, 3
Churches, Academies, l Singing School, n
great many Dry Goods Stores = Printing Offices,
Wholesale Grocery Houses. . Jewellers Estal,.
iishments, Thespian Corps. Masonic and Odd
Fellows L,dg". Dancing Class, IIippodromc .
Carriage and Buggy Manufactures, 4 Hotels,
several Boarding Houses, Drug Store, Gin
Factory, and Steam Saw Mill, 9 Harness, and
several we Boot and Shoe Shops, Tin Mnnuiactory,
and Dlacksmi,l's' Shops, ; Rcfreshmcnt Saloons,
and Livery Stables, aud it will not do for
gentleman to make bad appearance Mt any OF
these plncrs; it niurcs their business. I.Ynxs
Keeps Clothing suitable for all the above named
places, avocations and occupations, and because
he has big trade nnd large Stock, he don't i'm
tend to ask prices that are unreasonable
LYONS stock Of Legh0rn and Straw Hats is
complete lilo keeps fine Pocket Knives, ia.
zors, Oil and Fluid Lamps, Fiddlcs, Fiddle
Strings and Fiddle Rosn. manufactured express.
~ for his trade, Flutes, Patent Door Fasteners,
interest Tables, the most ient thing of the
KIND now in use-every body ought to have one
-Bankcrs Cases, Bill Books, Pocket and Mem
orandum Books, Envelopes Letter PAPER, the
largest stock ever brought To this n,nrkct-Ncw
Workers complain Of scarcity since VIC p,r-
chased c-Stecl Pens, SO many that there is an
anticipated advance Oh steel, Port SIonnnics
enough to hide all the money in the District,
Combs Hair Brushes. Nail and Tooth Brushes
enough to open n Wholesale brnsl, and coml,
house, and if Cedar Pencils rise LYONS has rot
cin, sure-a whole case of Backing, Needles.
any quantity, and low by RETAIL Tricopherous,
k"thniron, Cologne. Hair Oil, Handkerchief Tx
tracts and sweet smelling stuff. Needle and
Ihimble Cases. Lanterns, Buggy Whips, Vuliscs.
Two or three Horses, and so many other things
that 1t would take us wliule day to lnk them
up and name them over. all of which are ready
Tor inspection and sale, ut the Corner Store in
the Marshall House.
AbbevIe c.. H., April l6 IShG 6otf