Weekly Council Bluffs bugle. (Council Bluffs, Iowa) 1857-1860, 1857-10-28

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W fsaaklg esslEazs that We ara sxtin-
guGaasa 81 ~ shs editor og shs Coari-
= hsMsvss, bas BY : fansah cerrspOm@
So o. that shsss, over the signstafe Of
ssP = wh0, ssidsnaly aiAguassd with fash
ionable life ID Council BlaaGa, has sougha
arefags ia Rlorsnes, whesa the strong
minded Of her ssx ars daly appreciated,
and whsxs tast and Eaney wonan may
shine, without being annpyed By such
anvious chickering's q, = shall not az
tend that party fssaeh On Osss gees, DO"
Moved with grasifnds Tor the homage
which Florenee paya 10 the peerless
charms Of thss fair ae-moselle, ahe de-
v9sss her brilliant talents to chanting
peans Of praise 70 our nsighboring city,
and displays her sparkling Wis and keen
satire in bold PhiAppiCs against ooun-
oil Blnfa. Tbs way she lampoons our
"sooissy," is 3 caution 70 painted bellies
and toOthieaa hizss, to walking dry goods
ADVERTISEMENTS and s0aeaitai jack DAVIS
in guaay plumags. Hide your dimin-
ishsd hsAdn, 20 mcasaa dzzAes and uaso-
phissisated maidens who lack the talent
or tho brass, to sppeaF ii public print,
and thus make known to che whole world
that you have ssdesr L.'' Isandsr) 70
whom you ean address yourselves in IA
IniliaE, bold and self oomplacent style. All
ordinary charms Of feminine beauty and
dslieaey Of character pals their insiec.
Itaal Rres before the bEighG gSnius and
poetic fights Of this dashing Lady Gay
Spankar, whom the Courier has mar
shaIlsd forth to dsmOliah cur .tsafor-
ttsssstsn CITY and drswn our Bugle notes
by one shriH blast upon her trump Of
fams. -
For the amusement Of cur city read
era, we append few extracts fram this
sw'F esprit, which the Courier intro
duces to its readers as "Iady's opim-
ion Of Floreacss" informing them that
ii 10 f'a copy Of letter written by la-
dy (oa high rank, who has lately set
tied in (that) city, 10 one Of her friends
Ia the east.n Adore ssing Der fsDsar -
AIRS. ssP. !" informs him Of her removal
"a FloFenee-'sfrom Stats TO Territory
.''a little oasssrd and Little 4psoasd as
ExGELsIoz is (hsrl ROtt0;" and that she
s'ysrily believes she has ct last reached
thsm ost beautiful spot in" al creation;
the Ultima tAuIs Of al earthly deaires-the
realization Of all her dreams of Paradise
IA real Eldorada, where wealth COWS in
unsought upon the untoilng votaries Of
Aladin's lamp-the perfection Of beau
~, worth, intelligence, enterprise, sle-
gaRee and fashion, where youth and
beauty may reysl in Loves young dream
forever, without being awakened by old
fsshsr Time to the awful reality of
wrinkles and burrows in the place Of
dimples, ofrouge for the bloom Of health
or the skill Of dental art, for natures
pearly ornaments.
fsFlorence! Is it not a sweet name2s
Thus she continues: 'rNsturc must have
been in one other happiest moods when
she formed this place, and / am inclined
to thiuk il must be her favorits-her pet.
Itis still young, but thriving" 6e.-
not " built up on false capital" like
Council BlaEs, for instance. 'HWhile
the fearful cry os hard times is bowling
all AROUND, telling Of broken bankz, bro
ken fortunes, and broken down men, the
Bank of Florence stands arm and aress,
and Is act even put out q hanoE by the
mighty blowing Of that mighty horn, the
BslgLe-sn instrument Of which ron shall
hear more anon. You san imagine whas
mast be the harmony of its EgriHqs.'s-
'But," she adds, al have no car for such
music" Oh, for harp Of a thousand
strings, to give this charming widow an
ear for our music The editor Of the
Courier might afford to lend her a por-
ton Of his, and have a suparauity of that
iefs- Bat she assures Us that
she prefers 20 return to Florenee--ssoess
Florence, which sits ('in beauty like the
aight, } smiling upon her hillside prai- |
'iey quietly looking down upon the deep
EindingsoE the dark Missouri, and also |
lpon her unfortunate n@ghbors, fer
Ehnm she feels an earnsst sympathy (su- |
IRENE contempt and heartily wishes
hem better fines" How gracious -
How benevolent!
She then euIogizes the ESoeiety'' of
Florence, which must be Of q superior |
'aste, indeed, from her having found
uch ''oongsnial" souls among those
'SobIe misds and lofty sPiriGs" of which
Is sac assures rs, it is exclusively COM
Of that goldfish aristocra-
y which begins to smell so strong"-
'heW!--"in . neigboring city; amd We
aEHsstly pray, she adds, 'ssbat HeAv-
sss faToring winds may ever keep at a
isttsnce its heTrt-sieks1iRg psrtupaerg."
'dor Of musk and otter Of roses!--poma-
I'M ysrbsna and lavender waterl An
els Of grace and spirits of ammonia,
efend usl SIN this place we hear no
ickaFings Of 'Wp-toUn' and 'dosOn sos0gs'
nd, Il shall not attend that party If szscls
nss co. Here each one judges the 9th
r by their own heaEts.n Deu tell! "To
be pure, all t.iags are purs." spsrits
just men made perfioh Glow minds
nd evil spirits cannot live here.'' WHY,
ow you talk eff they come among as,
'oy only stay just long enough to sut . ]
Feiig making jnss ssG-aickaess enough |
y tae good qfsOciety." BravoE That's
COED one for the 'sswellss' OF Omaha
a ghnr.n.sY liz. - II