Weekly Clarksville chronicle. [volume] (Clarksville, Tenn.) 185?-1857, 1857-06-05
FACT, FUN, AND FANCY.

Society has right to be particular---it
is SO often deceivedho Ho3
In medicines d Brodsham goes much
further than knowledge.
No man tving, should say an i'll word
against the Doctors : i" -
A married woman lasts longer than
single one, because she is husbandod.
Wealth itself is not so much dcs cspised---
it is only tho man who j. the possessor OF
it.
Every woman is born with master
mind-that is TO say, with mind to be
master, If she can
The tobacco chewer is said to Be ike
goose in Dutch oSen--alxoys on the
spit.
1, Which re.the two smallest insects men
toned in thu, Scripture2 Tho widows
mite" /" and the wicked "fce,"" 49, f1,t
No Compliments are the coin that we pay
man to his face--lsareasnas arc what We pay
him out with behind his back, ysd 3D.,
An Emeralder being charged with steal
ing wagon, swore he had 1t ever since it
was a wheefbarfow, = 2.ls'ej',@qon
Thefc are many men who delight in play
ing the, fool, but who get angry the mo
ment they are told 50. ~,,oar a., 800
Common sense has become such rare
commodity, that the world has enteredip
70 tacit compact to live withoutit. .ah
Aman being sympathised with on &C.
count of his wife,s running away, said,
"don't pity me till She comes back -again."
How independent Of money peace Of
conscienceis is, and how much happiness can
becondensed il the humblest homei
tits a question worthy Of careful inyes.
tigation, whether a person whose voice is
broken, is not all the more competent 70
sing ''pieces." ;,ss III. ,5s,
$50 you would not take me to be TWEEN.
ty2" said young lady to her partner,
while dancing a polka, a few evenings since.
l:fWhat ssoald you take me for?" eFor
better or worsespGnB 3xd 2'aovi t5yM4s
Give me kisses, darIinti Let thin be
laid wild power on me lips-wid report
like Heavens tandef whips, or the explo-
shin, av theevenin' gun--och, lot me hayo
thin that way, livery wun! 'fl N''F'
A doctor told his patient that he must
give him an emetic 'ft's no use, said
the patient. "I have tried ii twice before,
and it would not stay on my stomach fi,e
minutes.
"When feilcr has reacheda certain pint
in drinkin'," said an old soaker, II think
he orter STOP" "Wcll, / think" said =
wag, che had better stop before he reaches
a pint" ~, 4r - :, IA,
Wesee it announced in some Of our eI-
changes, that the clergy cost the United
States S12, 100000 annually; the lawyers
sac, ,OOo, ,O00, andr s2OO,0OO,oO0.
Alta concert, Recently, at the conclusion
fthe song, "Thcre's Good Time Com.
ing country farmer got up and exclaim'
ed-"Mister, couldn't you FIX the date'"-
t'Yes that is what we want--just give US
the date, Mister" sff % '5'..' sAf q
Two girls of fashion entered nm assem-
bly, room, at the moment citizen fat wife
was just quitting IL. s'0h," said one Of
them, "thefes beef ala mode going out"
ayes, said the fat lady, 'pnd game com.
ing in"
A Chinese boy who is learning English,
came across the passage in his Testament,
ave have piped unto you, and you have
not danced" and rendered it thua 1--WE
have toot, toot to you, what the mattor you
no jump .f.., ...,.,.,.. .,ir- ~.
II An auctioneer, speaking 10 hcrseTdes
6 lcr about the situation Of the estate he
! was to sell in level neighborhood, said
!, "thc country is exceedingly beautiful, and
: do so admire rich fat $50 do !, sir,
said the grinning jockey. ps.
/, "Conscioncel" said Mrs, Hopkins, in
d dignantly, "do you suppose that nobod,
has got any conscience but yourself? NJ,
conscience is good yours-aye, and bet
II ter ,.tooi for il has ncvOr been used in tn
J = course of my life, while yours must b
!. nearly worn out
IS "what does the minister say Of our nc'
! burying ground y asked Mrs. Hines Q
i her ncighbor, ''He don't like ii at all; b
"a says he never will be buried there as lon
T. as he lives "Well,P says Hines, sIf th
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