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Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
Virginia Hotel-St. Louis.

The time is approaching when many of
orr citizens will visit the Commercial
Metropolis of eur State, on business or
pleasure. To make such a trip pleasant,
il is absolutely necessary to put up at
good Hotsl--one whose managers seem to
think something else is required of them
besides collecting an exorbitant bill from
their guests, just before they depart. We
have tried most Of the Hotels in St, Louis,
and for actual comfort, in rooms, attentive.
ness of astendents, sump,uOus table, Sc,
the eVifginis''has our decided preference,
--snd we commend it to our readers and
friends, who may visit the City this Fall
or at any other time. "
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
Howard Association
PHILADELPHIA
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

ITO all persons afflicted with Sexual Diseases,
L such as SPERMAToRRHGE, SEMINAL WEAK
NESS, IMPOTENCE, GoNoRRHGA, GLEET, SYFIifL-
LIS, the vice of ONANIsM, SELFIABUsE, &C., SC.
The HOWARD ASSOCIATION, in view
Of the awful destruction Of human life, caused By
Sexual Diseases and the receptions practiced upon
the unfortunate victims of such diseases by Quacks
have directed their Consulting Surgeon, as CHAR
TABLE AoT worthy of their name, to give MEDI-
CAL ADVICE GRATIS, to all persons thus afflicted,
who apply by letter, with description of their
condition, Gage, occupation, habits of life, &c.,
and in case OF extreme poverty and suffering, TO
FURNISH MEDICINES FREE OF CHARGE.
The Howard Association is benevolent Insti-
tuition, established by special endowment, for the
relief of the sick and distressed, afflicted with
"Virulent and Epidemic Diseases" 1t has now
surplus of means, which the Directors have voted
to expend in advertising the above notice. II is
needless to add that the Association commands the
highest Medical skill of the age, and will furnish
the most approved modern treatment.
Just Published, by the Association, Report on
Spermatorrhea, or Seminal Weakness, the vice of
Onanism, Masterbaton or Self Abuse, and other
Diseases of the Sexual Organs, by the Consulting
Surgeon, whic h will be sent by mail, in sealed
envelope) FREE or CHARGE, on the receipt of
Two STAMPS for postage.
Address, DR. GEo. r. CALHOUN, Consulting
Surgeon, Howard Association, Nc. 2 South NINTH
Street, Philadelphia, Pa. BY order OF the Di.
rectors. EZRA ID. HARTWELL; President.
GEO. FAIRCHILD, Secretary.
August 9, l657-6m'
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
Earn1ern Rank


Hon. G. +. Jackson arrived here on
Saturday last, for the purpose OF counting
the cash capital of the Farmers Bank,
ceuntersigning the bills, and taking all ne
cessary steps for the institution to 60 into
operation. His advertisement, in another
column, speaks for itself.
On Monday morning last, our citizens
had an opportunity, for the first time, of
viewing the $5 bills of the above bank, To-
Gated in this city. The bills are very gen.
orally admired, and will be difficult to coun-
terfeit. Only some twenty thousand dol
lars Of this denomination Of bills was re-
ceived; but we understand that more Of the
circulation will probably arrive to-day, and
will be signed Immediately.
1t affords MS no little pleasure to state
during Monday, some three thousand dol
lars Of the circulation were taken at the
counter Of the Bank, by citizens, thus ex-
hibiting entire confidence in the Bank, and
by way of relieving their pockets of some
extra weight of gold and silver.
But the best evidence of an abiding con-
fdence in the institution on the part Of our
citizens, is found in the fact that the first
day the Bank transacted any business, and
notwithstanding the severe tightness of the
money market, gentlemen came forward
and made depostes to the extent Of forty
three thousand dollars; and, we have not a
doubt, the deposites will go on increasing.
Wednesday last being fixed on as dis
count day, the Bank, we are told, discount
ed every dollar Of paper offered.
The subscriptions to the capital stock
continue 10 be as liberal as friends had any
right to expect, and we look forward to no
distant day when the bank will be fully
strengthened by its full capital, and when
the usefulness of the Bank will be felt and
acknowledged by all. We see no earthly
reason 10 fear its success. The energetic
and prompt action of our citizens have pu,
it beyond a contingency, and croakers who
said 100000 could not be raised are pu,
10 fight. They should feel rebuked.-
Lexington Express.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
NOTICE.

The Missouri Annual Conference OF the Meth
odst Episcopal Church, South,s appointed to con-
vene in Glasgow, September 10th, 1857. On that
occasion we expect at least one hundred Ministers
to be in attendance-and 1t is probable that half
of that number may come by private conveyance,
and bring horses to be provided for. The object
of this notice is, TO request the citizens of Gas-
gov and vicinity, who may feel willing to assist
by boarding or more of the preachers, Of their
horses to give inform alton at their earliest con-
venience. N. j. BhRRYMAN, Pastor.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
Tia New Ranks.

We publish in another column, COM
munioation which appeared some days ago
in the St. Louis Republican, against the
New Banks and ON article from the st. Louis
Intelligsncor, in reply to the communication:
also short Editorial from the Republican,
IN reference to thesame article.
The election being over and the Bank ques-
lion being prominently before the people,
the views Of those writers will doubtless be
read with interest; and perhaps with profit.
Several new Banks are about going into op-
perstion, under the new law-capitai is
locking Ito these banks for investment,
and a thorough discussion Of the law, and
banking, will havsa beneficial effect. Read
the articles, on the opposite page.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
The Bank--$loO, 900 Stock Subscribed.

The Books for subscription Of stock to the
Bank close to-day, ten days having expired,
and one hundred thousand dollars having
been subscribed. There are some ninety. odd
subscribers, thus sh wing that the people
feel an interest in the establishment of the
Bank, and have confidence that it will no.
only be of benefit to the community. but that
it will pay dividend. That the Bank will
60 into Opperation, there is now no doubt,
and we announce the fact with great pleas
ure.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
SPECIAL NOTICE,

GgY' Every one who has anything to buy or SELL
GB| Every one who wants, or has lost anything
CO Every one engaged in any business whatever
Gys Now resort to the newspapers to coinmuni-
cate with the public.
AND
% Those who want good, cheap goods
GV Those who want the best bargains
RT- Those who are the best posted
GY Now ge, the cheap goods, the best bargains,
and the latest information through the adver-
Using columns of the press.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
MAR RI D

SExToN-SHIRLEY.-On the Both, Geo S. Sex
ton, of st. Louis, and Miss Mary E. Shirley, Of
Fayette.
ACKNOWLEDGMENT the Both, J. Hen
deron and Miss Sarah E. Bradley, both of this
county.
BRADLEY-HITT.-On the goth, J. K Bradley
and Miss Mary E. Hit, of this county.
OBER-DAvIs.-O the 4th, Mr.. R. H. Ober, of
St. Louis, and Miss Joella, daughter of Col. Jo.
Davis, Of this county.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

WHITE TEETH, PERFUMED BREATH AND
BEAUTIFUL CoMPLExIoN--ean be acquired by
using the d" Balm of a Thousand Fowers:' What
lady or gentleman would remain under the curse
of disagreeable breath when by using the balm
OF THOUSAND Flowers as dentrifce, would
not only render it sweet, but leave the teeth white
as alabaster? Many persons do not know their
breath is bad, and the shbjec is so delicate their
friends will never mention it. Beware Of coun-
terfets. Be sure each bottle is signed
FETRIDGE Il CO., N y
For sale by all Druggists Tmarch5 '57-6m1
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
To The Stockholders

Ofthe Glasgow and Huntsville Plank Road
Company.
NOU are hereby notified to attend a meeting in
l. the City of Glasgow, at the City Hall, for the
purpose Of electing some person 10 fill the Office
of President of the Company, on Monday, the 18th
inst. at which time it is my intention 10 resign.
WESTON +. BIRCH.
Glasgow, aug. 6, 1s57-2w
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

The grand jury at Louisville have return.
ed true bills Of indictment against Prentice,
of the Journal, and Durritt, Of the Courier,
for carrying concealed deadly weapons, and
for personal attacks made upon each other
IN the street.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

STOLEN HoxsE REcovEREp.-The horse
Of Mr.. Swinney, advertised in our last as
stolen, has been recovered. The Thiefrode
him below Fulton, and sold him for nomi-
nal sum, part cash, and the balance on time.
The thief has not been arrested, but il is 10
be hoped will be.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

III orse For sale.
ON Saturday, 18th August, will be sold before
" the Post Office door, in Glasgow, horse sad
ee and bride: Said horse was left at our stable on
the evening of the Goth July, by a person whose
name is unknown, and will be sold 10 pay charges,
if not previously taken away.
PUGH, THRASH & co.
August 6, 1S57-2w
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
Land Office at Warsaw .

The Southwest Democrat says, in answer
to the many inquiries as TO when the land
Office at Warsaw will be opened: "We are
requested to say that the office will probably
DO opened early IN September"
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

EThere was but little betting on the
recen, election. The opposition asking the
brag odds of the Nationals, and they not be-
ing willing to back their broggings.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
An Apprentice Wanted.

A YOUTH, from ID TO 10 years old, active and
"A intelligent, who can come well recommended
will be taken as an apprentice to the Matchmaking
business. Apply soon.
JOHN CHAMBERLAIN.
August 6, 1857.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

THr Louisiana { Mo- Herald Of the 3oth
ult. says ofthe crops in that region;-"Whsat
10 much better than expected, and there
will be an average crop OF oats; corn promises
very fair; potatoes excellent, and the balance
Of the crops pretty good.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

M-The election at this place passed of
very quietly. No excitement--no urging
men to vote--no quarrsling, and but one or
two cases of over-drinking. The "opposi-
tios' voted for their men cheerfully--the
Nationals not so much SO. Stewart and
Clask were hard to swallow--Stewart more
90 than Clark.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

Nomination for Governor of Maryland.
At the recent meeting of the Maryland
American State Convention, Hon. THOMAS
HOLIDAY HICKS, of Dorchester county,
was nominated for Governor.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

LOUISVILLE, August 3.-This city gives
maioriiies for Marshall for Congress, and
Jones State Treasurer, Americans, ofabout
100. The election passed of quietly.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
FOR SALE.
"A n are Oh e..

THE undersigned will sell the Furniture in the
J. Glasgow House, large portion of which has
been in use but little over one year. The Rooms
are well fitted up. The stand is equal 10 any on
the Missouri riter--is situated on Water Street,
fronting the steamboat landing, has good corps
Of servants Any one desiring TO embark in tie
Hotel business, would do well to examine this To-
cation.
There is an unexpred lease on the house, having
about three years TO run, and which can be renew
ed. For further information, apply on the prem
ises, or address, WIN. H. THOMSON,
Glasgow, July 30, '57. Proprietor.
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D | E D!

On the goth July, at.the residence of Mrs. Ann
M Hughes, in this county, Kate Morrison, aged
seventeen months and sixteen days, daughter of
WIN. 7. and A. l.. Davis, of Lexington, Mo.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

aSCapt. FIsuEa's new Steam Ferry is
doing fine business. No detention now
to travellers, or neighborhoed travel.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

G5-The river is going down, and freights
are going up. The boats ground frequent
", and are behind time.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

B-No rain yet---weather warm-dast
abundant.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
the College, should be addressed 10 Rev. c.
Pritchett, Fayette, Mo.
Howard HiaI, school.

The Preparatory, and Academic portion of the
Male Department, will henceforth be connected
with Central College. The Female Department,
and young LADIES' Boarding House, will remain
under the Superintendent of Rev. William I.
Lucky and Lady. The next session will open on
the Second Monday in September.
For particulars, see Catalogue, or address the
Superintendent, Rev. W. T, Lucky, Fayette, Mo.
VIM. u. SWINNEY,
Aug. o, '57-1t Charm Board of Curators.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
Muss ct Lesvenworth Ctiy--Two men
hung.

Two men were hung BY mob at Leavsn-
worth City, few days since, and two
oshsrs were snbggled otto the Fort, to pre-
vent their sharing similar fate. They had
murdered and robbed man, and confessed
other crimes.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

aSMr. GREENLEAr, Of the Polar Star
has our thanks for election news.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

rRollns and Stewart both spoke il
St. Louis last Saturday evening.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

THREE cases of Negro boots; three Of Negro
l. shoes on hand and for sale by
jams. STEINMETZ g. DIGGES
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
Final Settlement.
Saline County.
ELM RIDGE ACADEMY.
ELM RIDGE, HowARD CotSTY, Missouri.

-
JOHN HANNA, A. B., Principal
THIS Institution will reopen on the first Mon.
L day in September, 1851, and continue for a
term of ten months, ending the last Friday in
June, 1858.
The course of instruction embraces the Latin
and Greek Languages, and higher Mathematics, to-.
gether with the usual branches OF thorough;
practical English education.
The Trustees DESTROYS of building up here q
permanent School of high order, have employed
Mr.. Hanna, an able and efficient Teacher, and
pledge themselves TO procure, if needed at any
time, well qualified assistant, to and HIM IN the
discharge OF his duties.
TERMS-for session of five months:
Elementary English, 81 so
Common 10 90
Advanced II 30
Languages and Higher Mathematics. Is 90
Boarding can be had in pleasant private fami-
lesat 81 90 per week.
For further psrticnlars address the Trustees or
Teacher, Glasgow, Mo.
G. W. MOREHEAD,l
THOS. NJ. LEWIS,
WIN. G. BROWN, Trustees.
X. L. BARTON,
EVAN PRICE,
July %, 1857.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
VALUABLE IMPROVED FARM
Sale of Swamp Lands,
MARSHALL, SALINE COUNTY.
q HHH

TO an order of the Saline County
J. Court, about 81 900 acres of Swamp Lands,
situate in Saline county will be offered at public
sale, on credit of IL months. Bond and approved
security required, with 10 per cent interest from
date. None will be sold for less than So per acre.
The sale will commence in the Courthouse in
Marshall, Saline county, on Monday, the It'll day
of September, 1857, and will continue from day
TO day, until all Of said lands be offered.
]. H. SMITH, Shifts. Co.
w. A. WILSON, Cfk S. c. CT.
July 30, ls57-4w
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
SALINE COUNTY.


lected. P.
SALINE COUNTY.
CAMBRIDGE, Aug. 3, 1857.
Oh. GREEN, Esa.-Dedr Sir: Below l
give you the result Of the election at this
precinct. The usual majority for the Amer
lean party here, is from twenty-five to thir-
ty votes. So you see we are gaining on
them. Yours, Respectfully, G.
Governor lat; Stewart 104.
Supreme Court-Scott, 1872; Ryland 200;
Richardson, 1876; Gardenhire, 20; Hovey,
"A; Adams; 81; Nap,On, III.
Circuit Judge-Hicks, Dem. 1875; Bur-
den, Gam 81.
County Judge e. Parsons, (Am.1 III;
Field, (Dem.) l2o.
School Commits sioner Davis, Am. SO;
Gaines, (Dem. l57.
MARSHALL, Aug. 4, 1857.
FRIEND GREEN: 1 send you statement
of the polls at this precinct: Have heard
from no others:
Governor-Rollins, l52; Stewart, 81.
Supreme Court Scott, 80; Adams, SO;
Gardenhire, SO; Richardson, 1874; Hovey,
81; Noel, l.; Napton, il6; Wright, 0; Ry-
land, 48.
Circuit Court--Russell Hicks, 100.
County Court - Parsons, (Am.) l34;
Field, (Dem.) 81.
School Commlsioner-Davis, Am. 149;
Dick Gaines, Dem.) n.
We only hope that the rest Of the county
has done as well. We never rolled up such
majorities before.
Yours, in haste, C.
BoosE CAUETY-oFFICIAL.
Governor Rollins, 1899; Stewart 1916;
Rollins majority, 524. Whole number Of
votes cast, 2,274.
Supreme Court--Scott, 1853; Richard
son, 1856; Napton, 79l; Adams, 1888; Ryland,
725; Wright, $50; Gardenhire, 296; Hovey,
SO; NOEL, IL.
Circuit Judge--Hall, Ono opp 1856.
CARROLL COUNTY.
Governor-Rollins, 1854; Stewart, Cos.
Congress--Ciark, GIG; Collins, BAL.
Supreme Court-Wells, %; NOEL, l;
Richardson, 2lO; Scott, $50; Ryland, SOL
Napton, Cos; Hovey, 2; Adams, 24lj Gar.
denhire, 81; Wright, 4S.
ST. LOUIS. Rollins majority will be
from 1900 to 1000. The vote for Judges
not counted, Maurice { Bentou) is elected
to the vacancy in the Legislature. Lack
land elected Judge of the Circuit Court
Clover Judge of the Criminal Court.
RAr.-Rollins' majority about 1871.
CoOPEh.-ROllins' majority over 300.
LAFAYETTE Rollins majority GOA.
MAcoN.-A gentleman in Huntsville
wrote yesterday, "Clark's majority will b.
from 2 to 3O0-not greater than the latter
Returns incomplete"
Mr., Willis Cameron, down last night OF
the mail boat, furnished us the following;
Andrew, Rollins majority, l36.
Buchanan, Stewards majority, l54.
Platte, Rollins majority, rs.
Clay, Rollins majority, 81.
Jackson, incomplete, Stewart ahead, 200
Saline, Rollins majority, 24l.
Chraiton, Stewards majority, 227.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
GLASGOW MISSOURI.
Thursday Morning, August 8, 1857.
Look for the K.

Look for the K.
A cross (thus x immediately before the
name, signifies that the time paid for has ex.
PRED.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
ELECTION RETURNS.
RANDOLPH COUNTY.

RANDOLPH COUNTY.
HuNrsvrLLr, August 4, 1857.
G. H. GrrrN-Dear Sir: All is right in
Randolph. Rollins majority 40; Collins over
Clark, as; Samuel elected Clerk over AL
len, 40. All the Democrats voted for Nap
ton, Scott and Ryland. All the Americans
voted for Richardson, Gardenhire, and then
divided between Rylsnd and Napton.
Send up long and loud shout.
II ba.to
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

HUNTSVILLE, August 4th, 1857.
FR1EKD GREEN: / herewith send you
the result of the election in this county, I'M
official, but about correct. You see we
have done well. The wings and some dem
ocrsts, came CALAMITY to the rescue. They
could not stand such politicians as Stewart
and Clark. Collins ram has butted the
bull off the bridge in this county, and some
think it is likely he has done so in the dis
trict. A friend suggests that he needs
shearing, but that Clark is not sharp e.
.nough to do it. Some suggest that the
l"Citizen's" going over to the democrats,
was the cause Of their defeat--o!hers say
that Clark's political history was too well
known here, but it is mainly attributable to
the glorious old wings.
Stewart 73l, Rollins TIA, majority for
Rollins, 43. Clark 1928, Collins 764, Col
Inns majority, 86. Allen 7l3, Samuel 1853,
majority for Samuel, 40. All our folks e.
lected. P.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
Admi ssiOn and Absence.

Students coming from other Schools are re-
quired to present the usual testimonial, of good
standing in the school from " hich they come.
On admission all are required 10 subscribe TO the
laws Of the College,
Absence from Glass is always injurious; but
especially so al the beginning of the session. A
few days then lost, are seldom retrieved. No de-
duction in the Tuition Bills is made for absence,
except it is occasioned by death, or severe and
long continued illness.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

For the present, letter, "a inquiry, concerning
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06
outfit, Dress and Debt.

The Board of Instructors will strive 10 exercise
a mild and uniform, but firm authority. Their OBJ.
ect will be TO guard with highest 'soIicitude, the
associations and moral character of students and
to advance them in their studies. Approaching the
unxetes and sacrifices of parents, IN sending their
sons from home for their education, no pains will
be spared to answer TO their sacred trust.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1857-08-06

Fayette is town of eight hundred inhabitants,
with City privileges. The place is
for good order, quiet and morality
Four different denominations own Churches here,
Schools and Bible Glasses, meet regularly each
Sabbath. The means and incentives to vice, are
farther removed from the young, than in most
towns. The situation is remarkable for health,
and exemption from epidemic diseases.
GOrPesUOudenCe.
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1857-06-27

IT, '. bADiN, Ese'-We see By the
Comet ant fazetts Of Sunday last, tina,
this gentleman is again a candidate for
the Office ofsherif ofEast Baton Rouge.
NO man. we Will venture TO say, has
il!led that Office with more zeal and en>
ergy'o or has given more satisfaction than
Mr. bAB1N. We echo every word said
in bis praise by the Comet and Gazctte
and fully agree with them that it takes
a fu'! term in the Office of Sheriff. to
become acquainted with its onerous and
responsible duties. We look upon the
reelection Of Mr.. BABrs as certain.
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1857-06-27
Eg:- Friend BKApBuHS. your twisting

E- Friend BKApnu&N. your twisting
to worm out Of the unpleasant position
in which you have placed yourself, would
really be amusing, fit did not evidence
sucl. deep distress and ike t.'e strug'
| Cling Of the mirel OK, only sink You
| deeper in the mi.e. Take Il friends adj
vice and be quiet. Our lltIe article
upon your tumbie>set propeusities was
really intended, and would have passed
as a little pleasantly, to relieve orr dull
summer moments; but that strained, tax
fetched four column "personap' article Of
yours, is conclusive Of the fact. that our
pleasantly contained more truth than
poetry and ]t!latits truth make the subj ect
too serious fuI testing. Now friend BKAp.,
why in the name Of seuse did
you not laugh over the matter d ! II
taas al IL joke: Those who 6HI n0t
know YOU would have laughed with you
al<l believed it ras all . Joke, and those
who did haov yoe, would lave laughed
at yom etrontery-cousileroI il smart-
ard been none the wiser for beng told
What they already knew, Or, if'lle shoe
too hard, and YOU were forced
to cry, why dii NOT you not own up Ike
r b,aye-hearted fellow, instead Of cayor-
ting all around it like a hampe'cl colt !:
out Il. cHce and achnowiel the
,orn-say i you ara not in the fence,
side you have tumbied over TO;
1nt OF nj! things, avoid any attempts At
and irony, for
''s..irs rrcolis ~sunevcr charged too high,
Round your ovn tgSae the fatal sFiin'ers ds "
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1857-06-27

PRESERVE YoUR FHUr.-As all kinds
ofiruIt peculiar to our neighborbood are
fast rlpenmg, and as our friends like to
put 'In away for fresh keeping, when
ffu't Is out Of season, we advise tbem. to
cal! on PIrER Dc Co, and secure = few
OF their self sealing cans, which will eff,
aec'uaEly preserve fruit for any length
OF time pure and fresh. These cans are
the best TO be fourd in the market.