The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1857-07-02

Most ycdfs so as to make
their last miserable
Neither look out for troubles, nor be entirely un-
Be thrifty to yourself that you mAy be liberal to-
nars others.
The patient mule which travels night and day,
WILL in the end go farther than the Arabian
Pitch upon that course of life which is the most
useful and custom will render it the most agreeable.
Selove is the safest of all loves-for most people
.sn indulge in it without the fear of rival
Nor THEN.-Come into a fortune and then
your friends will discover in you qualities of the most
superatve brilliancy.
Good is stronger than evil single really good
man i'll place is like little yeast in gallon of
dough: it can leslven the mass
PRosIsEs.-Keep sacredly your promises, or if you
find it impossible. 20 Immediately and give good ex-
cuSe for the neglect So shall vou retain the conf
dence of your friends and associates.
The poetry and beauty of the world not con-
hnei to the country. Is not a promenadng panorama
Of blushng beauties poetical and lovely as huge
now-bank grove of green trees
Horns FOR MARRYING IN ENGLAND.-The limta-
ton of the time of the day for marrying in England
q fixed by statute. The period between o'clock in
the morning and noon, is assigned the legal time
| for all marriages.
SrIcK LIouoRICE AND SPANISH LIoUonIcz--Nar-
vaez is again master of Spain, and has commenced
his career by taking stick and thrashing the king
brother-in-law. The Spanish government to
ultimately of coups detat and eoups de baton.
On the failure of two bankers in Ireland, named
Come and Going. some wag pepetrated the follow
ing
| "Cioing nd Come one,
Il For Come is Going, and Going is Come 3"
Sudden prosperity as often makes men mad as adj
ersty-proof that the little weather-cock of mortal
ty Is difficult to please. Wise men, however, have
their right hand riches and their left for poverty,
while their head is Indifferent to either.
Slnbo, 'spose dere is six chickens in coop, and
de man sells three, how many is dare left '''
q "What time of day was it 20
81 " What had dat to do with it 20
/" \ good deal; if it was after dark, dar would be
one left; dat is if you happened TO come along dat
bay
g Look heah nigga, stop dem personalities, or I'll
ho7e brick at daS head of yourn.'
lady st..,s down, i dinner of roast veal, the
4her day, exclaimed while cating 81 do think that
Butchers the mast S~uel creatures that ever lived;
F3ese poor calves-another piece of the shoulder if
&3ou please, Mr.. Smith,
u 4 young married lady of our acquaintance whose
enioI hts been prolific of ''litle darlings,' has
4siended on the wall in her bedroom, directly
y head Of the bed, little picture, underneath
nch is the following quotation, from Scripture:
Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid
em not, for Of such is the kingdom of heaven"
Old DE- Foster, who practised in ''the healing art''
Buxford, years ago, in the habit of covk-
up all sorts of roots and herbs into medicines and
eics. and trying them upon his Wife, and if they
II
tients- We suspect that there are sdl( hSsicians
Hw-a-days who would not be willing to try their
FhcInes upon their ''better halves
a friend from the country telling Foote of an ex-
lslye funeral of an attorney. the wit replied:
Do you bury attorneys ,''
~ Yes, to be sure do, how else,
Oh never do that in London ~
No, said the other, much surprised; Is how do
manage:''
II When the patient happens to die, we lay him
n pit, hv lock dOOr.
E. pw open sash and in the morning he is entirely
81 Why, that we cannot exactly tell; all we know
here's strcng smell of birthstone in the room
next morning.
HARP SHOOTING" Father, what does printer
on ~
Live on-like other people-why.''
H because, you said you hadn't paid anything for
paper for two years and still the printer sends
you
& Wife, spank that boy''
shan't do tl''
R|hy 20
- Why! Because there is no reason
70 reason!-yes there is-spank him, tell you"
won't do any such thing
s. les too smart
q hat comes of you marrying me
tow so: What do you mean 30
mean Just this that the boy is smarter thar, his
b. and you can't deny it,
hat queer talk and wish
don't care what you wish, the boy knows
" gee that man, printer or no printer, can't
M nothing. l should think you'd be ashamed
the poor printer Eve years and then
= goes the door, and out goes the father and
y; u; grumbiing like a bear with sore head l
hiiufen knew how to ask questions
P.ENA.-A correspondent writes from Berlin
wing account of this game practised among
nahs'- here, when couple exchange phi
the object of each is not mainly to be the
pronounce the common word at their next
nut with the exchange the sport has not
me after object is to draw the other into ac-
some offer. and if that is done the philo-
spoken, and forfeit required. To illustrate
oy example:-A and b exchange philopmnas
" and IN few days after, A calls upon
her house B, instead of waiting to be asked
just before the invitation; if offered a chair
eit upon the sofa; if presses the butter to
,aote. 4 takes cheese instead, and so on
Ang care to accept nothing, but in a quiet
iVoring to force the other party Into accept
one oiier on his side If at that visit
s9ccessiai 9 ne immediately says sphilop@na,'
rshouid always be on their guard, the thing
o, 70 subsequent occasion. The reader
ntiy see how preferable this method is to cur
oftentmes there is rude haste exhibited
ifst TO sIesak, and where the person who
81 ON ms mind ss generally successful