davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05
H. ZITTLE, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR.
antaente Aouerns loraG aeurr ano sins 1t
FFERSON COUNTY, va SATURDAY MORNING. SEPTEMBER s. 1857
A bowl of bread and milk often comprises
his breakfast

A bowl of bread and milk often comprises
his breakfast.
His next duty is 10 make the rounds
"to see women folks" TO these he is
cordial and kind, but no more. He is not
Brigham the lover or husband, but Brig
ham the prophet and president. They
feel for him more reverence than love,
watch his face and treasure his words,
torturing each of them into the key Of
some great mystery. He then goes TO
his office, which is already beseiged by
visitors. who have come 10 take his ad-
vice. He is the director of everything
from the slightest matter to the most i'm
porlant, the saints all consult with Broth
er Brigham. Men of every trade seek his
advise, and regard it as revelation from
the Lord. No marriage is contracted, no
house is built, no speculation entered on,
scarce horse shoe is made without seek
ing counsel at his lips. The ultimate OBJ
ject Of the Mormon Church is the estab-
lishment of an independent kingdom, of
which Brigham shall be king. Not only
do they try to accomplish this design, but
even in their prayers make ii the chief
aim and purpose of existance. Inspired
by the most viruent fanaticsm, they will
fight, lie, rob, murder for Mormonism if
commanded--and really believe they are
doing Gods service. BY his influence
over the minds of large bodies of such
men Brigham Young hopes to execute
his designs.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05
83SGgIGAG80U9.
MOrmOnism- the Confessions Of a
Mormon.

Elder Hyde's new book on Mormon
ism lets us into some of the mysteries and
enormilies of the Saints of the Great Salt
Lake. He sets the whole number Of in
habitants down at $4,000, principally en-
gagged in agriculture. We make few
extracts
The utmost latitude Of choice is per-
mitted to the faithful in the selection of
their wives. 1t is very common for the
same man TO marry two sisters. Brig
ham, indeed, advises that they both be
married on the same day,as that will pre-
vent any quarreling about who is first or
second. The Mormons are taught TO be-
ieve that all their honor and glory in the
kingdom of God depends on the number
of their wives. Hence, the desire 10 OBJ
tain as great variety as possible, and
spend much of their time in courting.
Brigham Young is true working
man. He is never idle himself, and
makes his household pattern for the
Saints. "There must be no idlers in
Zion. no drones in the Lords hive" is
his constant cry, and hence his whole
family are always at work. His sons are
employed among the stock, herding,
branding and driving. His wives are
busy with household affairs, with looms,
spinning wheels, kniiling-needles, and
quilting frames. They are accustomed
to boast of how many stockings, quilts.
yards of flannel, linsey, and carpet they
have made. Their ideas of dress are not
aspiring, and the best wardrobes contain
nothing more splendid than calico and
muslin.
Brigham has many small children liv-
ing, and one Of his wives is school-mis-
iress to the whole. His two large hou-
ses are well furnished, and his daughters
play on the piano and meloGeon. He re-
ceives no pay from the church for his SER
vices, but his position as president gives
him excellent chances, which he does not
fail 10 use to advantage. He is shrewd
business man. He owns extensive farms
In the best locations, besides several saw
mills, grist-mills, much cattle, and other
property. His farms are cultivated in the
best manner. His stock is of the finest
breeds. No mills make better -four than
his. He receives many valuable presents,
which. from bottle of brandy down to
an umbrella. are always welcome; and he
remembers The doners with peculiar kind
ness. He is great lover oI fruit, and
warm patron of aihe horticultural socie-
ties of Utah. Brigham's time is com.
pletely occupied. He Uses early, and
calls the whole of his family together.
They sing hymn. and he prays fervenl-
ly, and they then separate for the duties
of the day. He takes his meals at the
long table, and as he has no taste for gas
tronomic refnements, his fare is simple.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05
The Shepherdstown Register

Is published weekly at 80 year positively to
be paid before the year expires. No paper dis
continued Except at the option of the editor)
until all arrearages are paid up. Single copies
6. cents.
ADVERTISEMENTS Of one square or less so
cents for the first insertion, and 25 cents for
each insertion thereafter-larger ones in the
same proportion. Advertisements not marked
for any specified time are continued till forbid
and charged accordingly A deduction made 10
those wLo advertise by the year.
Merchants who contract by the year for ad-
vertising are strictly confined to Merchandise
ing advertising of different nature will be
liable to extra charge.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05
SubIinlity.

A northern paper gives the following
specimen OF sublime language uttered by
an ilinerant vender OF soaps:
80 that | were an eagle lwould seize
Columbia's flag unlurled, and soar alofl
until reached the upper air. would
wave it DER the throne Of tyrants, an en-
blem Of hope and promise 10 the down
trodden, and hang il from the ceiling OF
the skies. would steal The nectar from
the gods, and suck from every cloud am
brosal sweets, and when | descended a.
gain to earth aOOuId make them infO
soap"
The above will do very well for cold
climate, but it pales before the bold and
brilliant conceptions Of the iIinerants of
this latitude. We listened 10 one few
weeks ago who'was engaged in selling
Patent Sslve. He had crowd around
him who seemed 10 doubt the tra,h OF his
extravagant assertions, whereupon he
fired up and exclaimed "Could every
man be transformed into an artist--the
bea, ems into canvass-the mighty ocean
into paint--could we have the stars for a
scaffoId--lhe midnight darkness for dra-
perry and gloom.--the lightning's fash for
liDge--the thunder for shrieks, groans and
cres--the countless drops of rain for
tears--the bowling wind for sighs--and
could we, with the pious Joshua, COM
mand the glowing sun in the East, and
blushing moon in the West 10 stand still
till the laboring artists dashed upon the
canvass the sufferings relieved and the
blessings conferred by this sdlre, il would
fll heavens expansive blue from pole 10
pole, wear out every artist, and fail 10
give you full view Of the great benefit OF
this wonderful compound TO the human
family. ."--MObile Tribune.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05
G305Gg s90gggaTo
TO MINNIE.

Sister, we have passed together
Childhood's gay and sunny hours,
Hand in hand have we been roaming,
Ger pathway bright with flowers |!
Thou hast shared each JOY and sorrow
That my childish heart has known ;
When the sky was dark above me,
have turned 10 thee alone.
Sister, many years have fitted
Like vision of the night,
Since this vale of lights and shadows
Opened on our infant sight.
We have wandered on together,
Joined in hand, and joined in heart,
But the years have quickly vanished
Soon forever We must part.
Sister, other loves will greet thee
In thy journey here below,
Other hearts will fondly bless thee,
Other tears for thee will flow
But thou'li never know deeper
Love than that thy sister bears
None will breathe thy name as fondly
As It's breathed within my prayers.
Sister, at thy side forever
On this earth may not roam
Soon, for life hath many changes,
We may mourn broken home.
Ger the world our little household
May be scattered far and wide
Every link that binds us, severed,-
Floating each on life's great tide.
Sister, other ties will bind US,
Other homes will claim our love,
But the chain that here is broken,
Will be joined agsin--above.
Soon our barks will drift asunder,
Tossed upon lfe's ebbing wave,
And full soon we may be resting
Each within distant grave.
Sister, do not cease to love me,
Do not lie. my mem'ry sleep
Life is very bright before me,
Yet feel as | could weep.
But would not bring thee sadness,
Would not cloud thy spirits, light,
Darkness DER the earth is stealing,
Sister. dear, sweet good night.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05

LOVE- once dd iuv a Drighi-eyed
girl. never shall forget her the hare
upon her bed did sweeilee curI--O, luV-
ed her so, God bless her But one evnin'
| pied her on The street, drest up quite fl
10 kill wud have sed that she looked
sweet but she was wsIkin' with that
ugly, long faced, shorI-Iegged, cross-eyed
Bill!
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05
COurting i'm Right Style.

"Git eout, you nasty puppy let me
alone or I'll tell your ma u cried out
Sally TO her lover, Jake, who sat about
ten feet from her, pulling dirt from the
chimney,jam.
81 arn't techin' on you, SAL" respon-
ded Jake.
"Well, perhaps. you don't mean to
nuther--do you 2"
"No, | DON'T
"Cause you're TOO tarnal scary, you
long-legged, lantern-jawed, slab-sided,
pigeon -toed, gangle-kneed owl, you; you
hain't got tarnal bit OF sense get along
home with you"
"Now, Sal, love you, and you can't
help it, and eff you don't let me stay and
court you my daddy will sue your'n for
that COW he sold him ,'other day. By
lingo, he said he'd do IT,"
"WelI, look here, Jake you want 10
court me, you'd better do il as a white
man does that thing--not set of there as
if you thought / was pizen."
How on airth is that, Sal -
''Why side right up here and hug and
kiss me as If you really had some Of the
bone and sinner of man about you. Do
you 'spose a woman's only made 10 Goek
at, yoa stupid fool, you No, they're
made for practical results, as Kossulh
says--to hug and kiss, and sich like"
..WeIl, said Jake, drawing long
breath, ''if / must / must, for do love
you, SAIL" and so Jake commenced ST.
ding up 10 her, like msple-poker going
TO battle. Laying his arm gently upon
SAILS shoulder, we thought we heard Sal
say
"That's the way to do it, old boss !;
that is acting like white man orter."
ooh, Jerusalem and pancakes = ex-
claimed Jake .'if this amt better than
any apple sass ever marin made, darned
sight. Crack.e-e buckwheat cakes,
slap jacks, and 'lasses ain'l no where long
side of you, Sal Oh how l love you :
Here their lips came together, and The re-
port that followed was like pulling a
horses hoof out Of the mire.
Did you ever hear Of the wife that wrote
10 her husband, in California, and COM
menced her letter thus :-"0b, tell >me
mot tkat ahsence ronnuers love the lon
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05
CASH AND MUTUAL PRINCIPLE.

This Compaas commenced issuing Policies
against loss OF damage by fire on the 10th day
of March, 1854, since which time over thirty
five hundred persons have insured and become
members Of the Company. Having trebled our
business during the past year, we feel CRATE
full for the liberal patronage bestowed upon
the Company thus far, and for its Aattering
prospects of future usefulness. The Directors
hope and believe that by prudence, caution and
a rigid system of economy, that will establish
for this Company reputation for cheapness
and safety, not surpassed-by any Company in
the United States.
All differences in settlement Of losses may
be determined by three disinterested Arbitra-
tors of the County where such loss happened,
to be mutually chosen by the insured and the
Company. Losses promptly adjusted and
maid
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05

Unsophisficatsd Boy.-'Mamma,PaPa
is getting rich, isn't he !
INamaaa. don't know. Why, my
child 2
Boy.-'Cause he gives me much mon-
ey. Almost every morning, after break
fast, when Sally is sweeping the ParlOr,
he gives me sixpence 10 go out and
play
Sally received short notice 70 quit.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05

The Star announces that John r. Tow
ers, Esq, late mayor of Washington, died
on Monday at the residence Of his father
in-law. in Montgomery county, Md, al-
ter a protraeted illness.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05

SUDDEN DEATH.--Mr: BENJAMIN. w.
Jefferson, respectable and enieTprising
farmer, well known TO the citizens Of llns
county, died suddenly on Saturday alter
noon last. Mf. J. had been pIoughiDg,
and stopped bis plough and repaired a
shoII distance TO an adjsceni field 10 OBJ
tafn drink Of water. Whilst in the ac.
OF drinking, he called 10 some Of his SER
wants near by, who fastened 10 him, and
found when they reached him that life
had become extinct. The cause Of so
sudden deaih,we have not learned. Mr..
). was son Of the Ia,e Rev. Mr. Jeaef-
son, Of the adjoining county Of Jefferson,
6u, has resided in this (Frederick) county
several years. His age was about %.
years. 80 HincheSfer YirginiGn.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05

We know a printers apprentice, who
being TOO lazy to work, about oRce an
hour bumps his nose against post ill il
bleeds, and then sits down 10 have good
resting spell.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05
SOUTHERN PROTECTION
Ill ORAlCG COMPANY
~ Capital Oper $4,000 and cOnstantly in
creasiRg. 81;
LEXANDRIA, VA.

THE Charter of this Company offers more fa-
ers than any other Company chartered in the
State, by insuring with or without premium
note. IL the applicant prefer, he can pay the
full amount of the premium in cash or by ef-
iecung a cash insurance sfor two years, the IN
sured saves one-eighth Of the amount he would
otherwise have to pay; or by becoming a mem
her and giving small premium note, THE IN
sURED SAVES NEARLY ONE HALF OF THE AMOUNT
CHARGED BY STocK COMPANIES, when insuring
from year to year. This is the advantage re.
sulting from the combination of the
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05

A woman quarrelling with her husband
told him she believed if she was TO DIE,
he would marry the devils daughter.
The law does no! allow man 10 marry
two sisters replied the tender husband.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05
Remember,

He who places himself under DR.. Kinkslin',
treatment, may religiously confide in his honor
as a gentleman, and rely upon the assurance,
that the secrets of DIR. KS atients will never
be disclosed.
Young man-let no false modesty deter you
from making your case known to one who,
from education and respectability, can certain
Iy befriend you.
Or, Kinksiin's residence has been for the last
twenty wears at the N. W. Corner of Third
and Union streets, Philadelphia, Pa.
Patients at a distance
Can have (by stating their case explicitly, to-
cether with all their symptoms, per letter, en-
closing a remittance) DR.. KS medicine, ap-
propriated accordingly.
Forwarded 10 any part Of the United States
and packed secure from D.4.hiGE or CORi-
OSITY, by Mail or Express.
Read Youth and Manhood !!
A Vigorous Life or Premature Death, htnkei'"
on Sel. .PressrraiiOn-Oni % Gems,
Letters containing that value in stamps, VIII
insure copy per return OF mail
GRATIS GRATIS!! GRATIS }! F!
A Free GIFT TO AL.
MIS- ERY RE L | E V + ID !!
oNature's Guide.n new and popular Work
full of valuable advice and impressive warn
ing, alike calculated to prevent years ol niis
,ry and save thousands of lives, is distributed
" ithout charge and forwarded Dy man. PiePaiu
% any post Office in the United States, on re-
,eiying an order enclosing two postage stamps
IuIy 95. 1887, SLY
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05

'py the Dottlo saIU", ana all a''Se0 A.p' "
a Drug Store. Those IN want oi inc aOo'o a.
.icles will please give me call. ,,cp
CHARLES HARPER.
Shenherdstown, April Is, 1887
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05
DIRECTORS
OFFICERS {:

OFFICERS
II. w. THOMAS, President
Il. B. ROBERTSON, Vice President.
w. d. MASSEY, Treasurer.
w. T. HARPER, Secretary.
JAMES t. CLOSE, ,.4etrary and General .8gent.
DP Applications for Insurance can be made
TO our Agent at Shepherdstown, Va, who will
also promptly give any further information de-
sired. EDWIN G. LEE, .dgent.
June I3, 1857. 30-6m
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05

NFNTLEMEN's w EA R;~-aPlaln
U Black, Fancy Striped and barreu
Cas>imeEes, Green. Brown. OliVe' Mu' I
berry, Blue and Black Cloths, Beaver an'
Ribbed Over Coat Cloths, for sale by
Novl5 John II. McEndree.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05

MY DEAR said an Irish gentleman to
his wife would rather the children were
kept in the nursery, when am al home,
although should not object to their
noise, if they would only be quiet.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05

MA said little urehin, peeping from
beneath the bed-cIolhes. Ma, I'm. cold;
where is the bed covert Lie still, my
dor said the mother, 'unIil your sister
comes lone from chureh--she has gstis
FOR crinOIIne.'
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05
A FARM FOR SALE.

THE subscriber having determined to
i leave the State, will sell the Farm up
on which he resides. Ii is situated about
one mile North Of ShePherds'own' Oh
tho road leading from that place to Bed
ington, and contains
l55 ACRES,
OF Limestone Land. $50 of which are
cleared and the balapce in Timber. The
ciesred land is divided into six fields OF
about tweulv-one acres each. There are
on Inc premises a Two-story Dwelling
House. (rontaoing eight rooms Stables
Cora Cribs, Wagon Sheds. and all other
necessary oot-budCiOss. an orchard OF 100
Trees oil choice ErGi,. There are SIX
springs and never failing we'll OF water
near lie dwelling.
Nov 80 E. G. WILLIAMS.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05
AFFLICTED READ

DHILAD ELPH A MEDICAL
| HOUSE.-EstabIished twenty-five
wears ago by DIR. KINKELLN, corner of
Third and Union Streets, Philadelphia, Pa.
Twenty-Five Years
Experience has rendered DR. K. most sue
cessful practitioner in the cure Of all diseases
of a private nature, manhoed's debility, as an
impediment to marriage-nervous and sexual
infrmities, diseases Of the skin, and those ari-
sing from abuse of mercury.
Take Particular Notice.
There is an evil habit sometimes indulged in
by bows, in solitude, often growing up with
them TO manhood, and which, if not reformed
in due time, not only begets serious obstacles
TO matrimonial happiness, but gives rise to a
serie, of protracteG, lnsidious, and devastating
affections.
Few of those who give way to this perni-
cious practice are aware oil the consequences
.,zsi'rthey find the nervous system shattered,
range and unaccountabe sensations, and
fears in the mind. (See pages 81, %,
pr KS book on elfPrescrvation."
unfortunate thus affected become feeb-
lable to labor with accustomed vigor or
his mind to study, his step is tardy and
G is dull, iIresolute, and engages even
orts with less energy than usual.
;mancipate himself before the practice
its worst, and enter matrimony his
is unfruitful, and his sense tells him
is caused by his early follies.
are considerations tchieh Should. .G,caken
,ns ~. g. on of all tchO are similarly situated.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05
AGENTS..

WIN. Fl. PEAKE, Sun Iron Buildings, Baltimore
GEORGE A. CRoFUT, Successor TO Lay s. Broth
er,) 73 south 4th street, above Walnut, Phia-
delPhia; V. b. Palmer, Tribune Buildings,
New York
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05
MARRIAGE GUIDE,

stu..;ns C,;de. bu DIR. I'm. Young.
aIa.,;n9s G,l;de, by DIR. HIM. Young.
IIa,r;"9e Gnide. by DIR. I'm. Young.
AIa,r;a9o C,;de, by DIR. I'm. Young.
ALa,r;aee Gu;de. By DIR. HIM. Young.
Minimize Guide, TN DR.. HIM. Young.
Marriage Guide. by Dr. Nm fOu"g'
MARRIAGE GUIDE-YoyEe'sS GF5tT rT
PaysIoLocIcAL WoRK; TIE POChEI
EScIIgPIUS. or Every One his own Doc
tor tor. BY WV. Yopsc, M. D. 1t is written IN 10
3 plain language for the general reader gnd,sd a1d En
,losTsrso All Young married people, or those
Contemplating marriage and having g.thS the lehS, ,hs
npsdneni 10 s 'hS"d ,Sat esaG essly t" o"s
.Sohia DUoh ha ocn"siOted with still, it is book
tn that must st be- Kept locked up and not lie about tSs
the house 1t will be sent ,n to any SysSpess Sns SA Dr. Dr.
receipt of twenty-five cents. Genus. street above
Fourth, Philadelphia, Pa. "A Nv
February %, 1857.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05
1866 ACRES,

SO FRESH DRUGS,
Ii Medicines, Paints, Oils, &c.
yCHE subscriber has just received large
| consignment of Drugs, Medicines, Paints
Oils. &c, which will be sold low. Among
them will be found Llnseed Oil, Lewis d Cos
Pure White Lead, Spirits Turpsntine' ''Umber'
cad, Venetian Red, Litherage' Crom
SPANISH Whiting, Window Glass ~
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-09-05

Did you ever hear Of the wife that wrote
10 her husband, in California, and COM
menced her letter thus :-"0b, tell .me
not that absence conquers love the lon
ger you stay away,ihe better like you "
The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1857-09-09
PASS III ALONG,

Yes, pass it along, whether you believe
it or not-that one-sided whisper 'againsl
the character of a virtuous female You
say you don't believe it, but you will use
your influence to bear up the false report,
and pass it on the current. Strange crea-
lures are mankind! How many hearts
have been bled by whisper; How many
benevolent deeds have been chilled by
the shrug Of a shoulder; How many indi-
yiduals have been Stunned by a gentle
mysterious hint; How MANY early graves
have been dug by false report; Yet you
will pass the SANDER along; you will keep
it above hot water by the wag of your
tongue, when YOU might sink it forever.
Destroy the passion for telling tale, we
pray you. Lisp not word that may in
jure the character of another 1.-THE female
has erred, forgive her and forgive the
past.-She has wounds enough without
the fangs Of SANDERS tongue. Be deter
mined to tell no story that is repeated to
the injury of another, and as far rs you are
concerned the SANDER will die. But tell it
once, and it may go on the wings of the
wind-increasing with each breath, till it
has circulated through tho state, and
brought to the grave one who might have
lived and been blessing to the world.
The River Falls journal. (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1857-1861, 1857-09-09
The Darling wicked Creatures

The Louisville Journal has the follow
ing:
A Lady correspondent sends us an item
of local interest, which manifests the utter
and alarming decline of her sex in morals.
SIZE writes that she was stopping the 9TH
er Sabbath at one of our fashionable hotels.
After dinner, the ladies spent some time in
the parlor, engaged in social conversation
hot in scandal and gossip. Presently
one of them remarked that she must 90 and
read chapter in the Bible, and left the
room. Sometime afterward, our friend
thought that she would pay brief visit,
though unwilling to interfere with her pc
rusal fthe Scriptures. She entered the
room and found the lady gracefully rolling
upon the bed; but there was no holy book
engaging her attention. Between her lips
were pressed a fragrant cigarette, and her
eyes were passionately gazing upon the
wreathes of blue and delicate smoke which
she at intervals pulled from herrosy mouth.