Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-03-13

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The United States of America and the
U. r. of Creation.---An Analysis of
Analosies. 30 anU Sxsd,E
We frequently observe upon e1amina.
ton a strange analogy and similitude be-
tween subjects specifically antagonistic
and divided. Il is q very seryiceable
mental exercise to trace out these essen.
tial. though not patent. similarities /; and,
if no better purpose is subserved. il a,
least quickens the wis and affords us ra-
tional amusement. An analogy Of more
than usual interest, and between subjects
more than commonly divided. has just oc,
CURED to US. aud. for example sake. we
shall endeayor TO follow il and see how
far it leads. t Isl
Who could believe. for instance. that
an analogy subsisted between our country
and Pill ? And yet there is. in many
points. radical simililude-as we shall
now prove.
In every branch of physical develop
ment it seems to be orr destiny TO con-
quer. In every branch of physical dis
ease. the Pills and Ointment OF Professor
Holloway have proved eficacious for a
cure.
With a population inferior to Great
Britain. we have more miles of telegraph
and railroad than England, France and
Austria combined. From his central es
Enlistment in London, Prof Holloway
has rescued end restored to health more
patients than the united physicians Of the
world. MsE H.7aa
Our commerce and our fame cover eve
ry sea. His Pills are in the reach snt
his praise is on the tongue Of every ma
ton on the globe. iHt5 laui
The elastic character Of our institution
enables us 10 accommodate our growth Il
the accessions which are manifestly in re,
serve for US. The strictly universe
principles upon which Holloway's. Rene
dies are compounded. enable them K
grapple with and overcome every yariet,
of disease they destroy the manifesto
lions OF ailment by graduating its cause
There is mighty destiny in store FOL
the United States they will absorb even
tually every weaker government by the
force Of the democratic idea. The ides
Of Prof. HoIloway's Universal Remedies il
one essentially democratic; it does not linn
it health to wealth but gives it free boor
to all who ask for and employ it. Il also
will eventually absorb all inferior schools
of practice and be regarded. universally
Gas ii already is by the wisc) as the su
preme and only remedy. ael
Our country is much given to annex
alton, but uses whatever power it may ae
quire exclusively for the benefit Of The
annexed. Prof. Holloway has extended
his medicinal dominion over the foul
quarters Of the earth-he has penetrated
even the remotest haunts ofthe barbarian
and yet he carries blessing in his hand
and the only burdens he imposes ar.
those of happiness and health. a5a
We could carry out the remarkable 81
militudes Of these apparently disconnected
subjects into infinite detail; SC but enough
has been already said to arouse the az
tention of the reader, and very little
thought will enable him 70 follow up Che
train Of meditation we have started The
proudest destiny that We can wish the
United States is. that they may emanate
inithe body polite. the working
usefulness Of the q. R. universal repub.
lie ] in The body PHYSICAL Let our states.
men look to it and see that We are NO,
out-stripped IN y. Nat. Police Gag.
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