The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1857-12-17
VARIETY.

-aziness travels so slow that poverty soon over
zes her.
)ne often regrets saying too much, but seldom of
ting too little
Y,The trials CT life are the tests winch ascertain how
ouch gold there is in u.s.
In order 70 live justly and be respected, we must
refrain from doing that we blame in others.
1t is settled thing in Europe that extrvagance in
dress IS the very extreme of vulgarity.
ADVICE BY Az Observation-Disclosures tight lacnr
Keep as much as possible IN doors What exercise
You must take, always take late at night, and keep
it up TIL FIVE O'Clock in the morning.
y \ story is told Of revenge taken by Nantucket
shipmas;er against United States Consul who was
very rarely to be found in his office although upon
as sign were the words, 'sIn from 10 to L. The
indignant captain, after trying to find the Consul for
several days without success, took paint brush and
altered the officials sign so that it read, ' ten to
he IS in-''
PEEcocIors.-LiHTe Sis. oh, Bobby, I'm goin'
have hoped dress, oyster shell bonnet, pair
Oi slr-lrOps, and n baby -
Lille Bu6-'' The thunder you is Z Well, I'm
gong to have pair Of tight pants, Shanghai coat,
a shaved head, eroOkeszrane, and pistol p
The following is y latest joke upon John Bull =
Johh was travelling tSn some Western Railroad, when
atemendous explosion took place. the cars at the
slme time coming to a sudden halt The passengers
slsang up IN terror, and rushed TO acquaint
themselves with the mischief-aII but Mr.. Bull, who
entHue'i reading his newspaper. In moment
snebody rushed back and informed him that the
siler had burst
Awe r. gruntei the Englishman.
fes- continued his informant, and sixteen
People have been killed -
Ave - mustered the Englishman again.
"ABd-aHd,'' said his interlocutcr, with an effort
yoaF own mau--your servant has been blown intoa
hlr-ireI pieces -
-ieel BRING me he piece that has ffeGeb Of nay
port4pHfeau.'' -
lAEEs DEGREks or CH4R4CTER--An excellent turn
sas made by Judge Hoar, of Massachusetts,, alto
ssiaer too good - ne lost. \ gentleman remarked
11I -, who used to be given 10 sharp practice,
s gltiIlg more circumspect. Yes replied Hoar,
ne has reached the supeTaitIve of ife-he began by
ssAing 10 get on then he sought to get honor, and
D'~ ne Is trying to get honest
DID Jcu ever hear Of the elderly gentleman, who,.
s1'e travelling in a stage coach, was considerably
sAel oy clnstant IRE Of words between two ladies'
Vae al Lst kindly inquired if the conversation did
A'' make his head ache. lie replied
no, maslan, have been married upwards of
'Aeaiy-egnt years -
y NoyzL MExTISG---Dr. d. attends masquerade
pi- In tue motley and happy throng he falls in
ia i'iF pilgrim in black six, whose charming
ION, snow-wte neck, and bewitching, coquettish
s awaken ia his scui the most rupturous love- She
-ss apcn him books OF the most languishing tender
- ne revels IN the hope Of having made bssfu
"iuest lie snnsters up his courage and ventures
A1Iess her: ss Who art thou, lovely mask 20 asks
% gaant doctor, almost melted in the glow Of love-
p ls i possible you do not know me, doctor.'' |
'siesi i The young lady in black
l. 10 upon my honor, DO not know thee, my |
'eiltiful damseI'',
bethink YOURSELF tloctor''
-, Al thou art surely the gracious fairy who has
elIei to me to-day, for the fourth time, to open
" me the gates Of Bliss
iou mistake, doctor, am no fairy
An who art thou, theu,''
am the well known lady to whom you have |
-. ,nese nine weeks been indebted in the Of |
hg'' ~ 7i'5 ~. "'a"'Ns AAN io-
ne aoctcr stood like large petrifed catfish The
~. ~ se saw OF him he practicing a brandy |
I I~sa at Gloucester Point, and trying tudiscoyer
d0Fu. -7ai D'''oon 20 op 1"1
al li'iee should always be given in the smoothest
~ ". most polished medium--as you will see nurses
Hls'erlng medicine to children in a silver spoon.
Iuneh wrote the following despatch for the Queen
". ni - 70 the President, after the cable broke
no.. Duchailan-On earth peaee-overboard another |
q v. n.
PAPER ''e " ''Ae ne"S-
, Nas Nsklng newspaper and not paying for it.
:. Getting married without sen.l;nc tho ,,r;,tsr.
AAy OF the welding cake
3 ppak,ng p, the printing Office loafing place.
esss 'ziiing the manuscript ON the compositor's
ter bss ~ paying your subscription until the prin-
ar5 s ~ send four OF i've times becomes 1isansted
-''' makes present oft 4
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