Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1857-12-03
The DI.bnnded volunteer.
TEL. Nov. 26. 1857.

SANE NIcKALAs HoTTEt, Nov. 26, 1857.
E9tlyturs of the iSunday Times:
Payris appeers to be the fashinabul Parrydlce
of our tiptopocracy, this seesn. Extree last
yung Americans is as plenty thar us pickpock-
cts at a ferry landing, or hypocrites in an up
town church; and spose they carry on now
purity much as when L Clrapt in thar in 1856, on
my way back from the Crymeah Eff you nev-
er happined to see Yung America Ill Turin.
parts, you'd be rayther astonisht at the meta
morfass that takes place in him in consekwence
of change of climit Its fenomenon ekwil to
the cameliun. All his demokrisy dfeens out OF
him afore bees ben in Payris a week. He makes
a despret push to get into titled sosiety, and
when wunst on the trail of dock or a prence,
the way he folders it up beets fox chasin, Eff
he belongs to the elect, his idees naturally run to
har, and he gets jelus ofthe French mustashioc-
racy. In coarse, goes in to beet EN- at thar
own game, and cultivates the sile of his upper
lip ontil he ken tie the eends of the prodooce
behind his ears in bOw-not. Accordin to the
Payris correspondent Of the New York Sno5's
| Journil-a gentleman who writes from .AllYarts
HOTEL but resides in this city for the conveny'
ance of correctin his own prutfs-the biggest
and the wiriest par of mustashes as ever aston,
isht the Bullywards or the Polly Royal, is oned
by q distinguished American tailor, who also
cuts out, in the way of fancy coats and ondes-
kribables, everything prevusly witnessed on
this habitable globe.
When was in Payris, every fresh batch of
| Americans that arrove as soon as they had got
thar plumber throo the custom-house, made
rush for the house of the American minister,
and airnestly invited him to take them to court
:sI....t 80 -..--, .,a ), delay Eff thar Gre
| denshls was all rite, he had no chico but to
| cumply with thar rekwest and accordenly dun
SO; but Mr. Mason Che was minister at the time)
was rayther luizzical sort of q coon, and when
| he had hull squod to present on tue same day,
| L paT, inc fni
grace over the faInlnaly pork-in the lump
Turnin to string of twenty-five or so, he would
saw, with moshin of his hands as eff he was
twin EN- up in n buncll-'Your majisty, all these
| is Americans" Then the hull crowd bobbed
thar beds like platoon OF new recrutes ground
in arms, and the Emperor, with the goste OF n
smile peekin outer the corner of his mustasheS,
made the delegashin from the United States
a kinder scoopin bow, that tuck in the entire
gang.
Probbly none ofthe pequiarities Of the Amer
lean visitors startels the Payrishins so mulch as
thar amazin and aperiently Onquenchabul thirst
| for brandy and water and shampain. The wal
tiers at the RESTAURANTS, and the Frenchmen
Sippin thar shuggar and water at the cotey Ia
| bles opin thar eyes and mouths in wunder to
sec hafe-a-dozzen wiry-lOokin Yankees pourn
down as mutSh o. D. v, in fifteen minutes,
| without Winkin. as would drive a regiment of
mounseers into dancin hysterickS. AT sum OF
| the hotels, howSever, understand they are git
| tin purity we'll used to our nayshunal perpenSi.
| ty, and the propiSishin to 'trete tho crowd, !"
with which the proceedins allus open, is rcecev-
cd in some of the c0Bays with cries of " Wee!
tceei" "Boael bone" and other expresshins of
muteyal consent and unallied satisfackShin.-
When the invites is axed what they will hev,
they invariably reply, outer compliment to the
langwidge and the Ticker of thar entertainers
''Bran lca and war tare, sarcl'' Its to be fear
cd Yung America is inoculatin Yung France
with that spirituous thirst which is what the
doctors call spcShiality, in this kuntry.
| / SpOsc the great eend and ohjecE OF every
ambishus American as goes 10 Europe, is to
make splurge when he Gums back. Eff he is
littery. and ken afford it, perlinpS he writes
book, and trotS out all the stale lions In the Eu-
ropean menadjerie. know vung assparent
for littery fame as dun this. He had preSenta-
shins copies of his wurI sent TO all his trends
and so hyly did they prize these valyable soOe-
ReerS that they could not be persuaded to cut
! the leeves. a-s
| Eff the American towerist is man Of fashin,
| he will likely cum hum with the idee that nuth-
in made in this kuntry is fit for gentleman 10
use and thrust Payris and Rome inter every
Eboddys onwillin ears, ontil they wisht he was in
the Tiber viii Trajn's pillar lied to his neck, or
lin Pare i6 Cheese with tun of marble on TOP
of him. Wun of these French varnisht Ameri-
cans, a Teller that's sorter mixter of American
pretenshun and Payris poppercock-hafe cod
fish and hate munkey, like Barnums Fidgy
meremaide--has been stayin at the Saint Nicka-
| las purity resently. You may take your affidavy
thar was wun boarder that rejiced when he up
stakes. and put for hum, and that was
| Yours, allus, DlsBANDED VOLUNTEER.