Nebraska advertiser. [volume] (Brownville, Nemaha County, N.T. [Neb.]) 1856-1882, 1857-11-26
Fun and Fancy.


The Superintendent. Of the Marietta
and Cincinnati railroad discharged q, con-
ductor belonging 70 that road. ~ .oa.al..y
The conductors was asked Why helwa
discharged.
aassyFelI, ,is said lis, II was azIschafg gedIlr
giving a free pgsss..'s isoiis fsessHi os4 da1r
s:lV -sSSEV hat IHaa you such y 81
q Ire Passyts-r E1iaa1fsIT ozsdU sfs-fzauf ~, .
mt.Welb ayOasee, = replied theEcOnduOtOr,
81 got tired riding alone, ,nand5 gave =
friend of mine free pass, to get him q
go.aIong, for cUmpany..'n ..'nfin ~ -Na
-I9 Iiisni-ns9d 9s6d--I9 lar eIt ,l1asr
4, There is q. good. story iold. Of a young
man who had light and incipieht mus
tache. One day, while lingering the few
hairs. he said. to- Harry Haduit EIbehsr
dye7this mustashe 81 ',Qbe o pp.' fsphs3
Harry Flst it alone, p and and il viii DIG IF il
asIil lau1a s4 isi.H iou s. ,aeow aim
SAN was s-asked-Hhat-he thought of the
effect of hot drinks on the sysssm 1aFEg
drinks, SIR p said be, fare decidedly bs2
Tea and coffee are hurtfui. And. er
hot punch, when It is vervhot4Pefy
ihdeeda1lshdl taken often in 1arpo quahEis
ties. .badpPOse is slightly ,dslsseTiops.3}y9I,
Nor long since a YOUTH oldsr5.iiitigIWits nj
Thahlyeatsy after beihgu eateehisodIaeon-
oerhingIthe power OtPF6jaenoa, EspkeA
9oaH3a, thiPk Tiers sjf 0Hs .thiHgE RlEB9gyb
dence can't dos
EISkS( is fiSsingesa8k esfFfSS injured aQag
IhfE65lFe4iD0oZ s;lt III fliGl mo cnisss1qx9
1o sRrovidencs ican'rsriskes RiA ;JOnesl
mouth any bigger without sostma hiaeaFF
back"
Puxeii -ssdfi6ezSAS G0EsfhssSfDtah to
ego il while he's Young" The advice is
Sensible for ggomeB6ay 3 fGdtafdhng WfbH
check him. 9ah nJr" bhE b5aidnioo 9Vnh o.
cal yigea,L Zstiy-h,Q2 ylgrib9eozs need
=, THE, severe blow this morning was 50
destructive TO fashionable hoops that many
ladies' were force d 70 put into the c6operss'
shop fofirepairs.e e9AfteTr0 lithelrsc66pSs
0tiDpS pSqthey sailed out agpiRs ash gOOdbsSs
new ssi1lsTq 9di 10
GaIS one oftthen eo6fes LACEY tlslefe Wal a
lbng pndrlsarhedl dldiscussiJn, as 10 whether
arEitnsss should be allbYsd1to 0nsxeFthe
question, What did Mary say q, Three
Jpdges gave long and elaborate Opinions
III the dffafHafive;, and tie duegtion Bgifgt
Fefeateds the answer Nas, aENotad@oFdg9
a., A feT days since Z, ,dunner called On a
Young gentleman. and presented 'lhithik
bilE, when2 he was som What 1alEeh Ikbdek
by theIgeht taking hHd aside gndbhndly
sayhgi:o, JTQ51 9B .9afsrf y1ois qsydt
My & Ny dear sir, oaA next Tuesday and III
tell You when to call again. . '-'7Oi '''s
is .os9di r0l1flq91 70 gDiTfi@9s sbn9iig
.saAiletter addressed to the n sGhHreh af
Sod, 7" at Portland, ) Maine, some years
ago, was returned to the General Post Off
fice with The endorsement, D@n1iis- directed
we have nothing bat sectaFi96I thHFekesia
this .pla0e.RiD a Y di1j suob a88d esd
"A tippler who -squinted aWfdflg, Used
some time to mourn that his eves dia hoe
agrte,a iIt's1tery lucky for you, Tep8isd
efriead, Had your eyes been matches,
your, nose would have set dlfFmEll them on 6Es
long ago. F"
here 1'slOJ iiiitlIITIFIsILOJ Ss'sfi!ST
no RisohdD+tT Ro policemen, yOuF sh0hor.
Thea ! suppose liqnp5 hadspmetAj9g,lP ~
do with it. IyI -
Ye siir, they were both drunk. 2Al no D'
ii-JT ,D3iip DS EJlIul uoJ 3lf 10 nOiI
1WHIqH,ornY dear oyou9g Aady,edeysp
think thin the Elerriest place ia the. ,wsrld3 q
That Immediately above the atmosphere
that SURROUNDS the earth, I sho1id fihfnK,
because Iann told that there alb bG0lies
lose theirlgbaBity. odi .L97o1uas ion ii
Thr first time that JarToff AA w(h
Dibden5 the latter said tohihsrY 6dnestef
bayB you sufficient confidence IN msglO
lend me a guinea : Yes, said the author
Of Black Eyed Susan" ! have the com
fdence, but haven't the guinea ''''''4'
DIE Yf3 fJ1 = 9TI95J1 % 9-G 9TDfBlsiu
JPApDxiEas summoned tocpur.foF xe-
fusipg 70 pay Doctors bills, ,,,,.o,,..I,
Judge-Why do you refuse TO pay ?'i-i
Paddy-What for should I paw! shttfe
didyhe give me any thing brd some 2eme-
tics, and never one could { keep Onmy
stoHacnat all, atalkoo od. aDod5iw e9yrl.
b,,oIlI IlIJoRN, did you find any eggs in the Ola
hens nest, this morning !!'G'--.!!N SIR. Ii
the old hen laid any she nislatfd lsl id them enT n
An Irish gentIeinsnIately foaghlai duel
with his intimate friend, because he ioeo-
7sely asserted that he waso bornWithout 4
/ shirt to his back. ,ol ~ .se.l1oiTIoT 10 80.
! llGt- iIqiTssb IL sns srfes sdf Ia
An old fellow teing visited By his pas
tor, he assured him he could Rotbe a, good
Christian unless he teek up his daily cross,
whereat he caught up his wife and began
Juggling her about. the room. =, basseT Fl
IL si.s IL y z u ING s.ls
1HERE are some mean creatures IN, this
world. They fawn and f1atseF to-day, bit
let the sky, Of your .prosberity be over
cast, and they win SANDER and retile you
without stunt or shame -...-l p '..'9iii
Several Of bank officers md merchants
viii aeI5hoTleSge he justice Of the above
remarks -. 1 ~ a..
taii Within thine own bosom are the stars
fof thy destiny 1ot 3.7oT1 ~ .yfirEmHd
E1fll 4lG l.cst Irssz5fof .nnldtniJ bue erSt
KEEP allow sail Al the, commencement
sef life you may rise with honor, but you
cannot Eeeede without ifhsmes ,irg~.,
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