The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1857-12-23
MRS. sQUIzzLE's CHRISTMAS PARTY.
WHICH SHE SHOWS IGNORANT WORKERS HOW THEY
THINGS KoSKAPor.


After that swesree at Mugginses, which turned
tn be nohin but gatherin after ALL made up my mind
Id jest show how gu du things they oru be dun So
Jest as the folks YVES all fxin TO go hum got up in
cheer, so could be seen and seq Il
Ladies and gentlenaen IL will give me crate peshure tn
you all at my house the day arter to in the
evenin kant tell you the exact number but you'll all
no the paise soon you get tn it, for its got Squzze
big letters on the dorc. shall expect you tn bring
your children-that is, them hay EN-, and them as
hasen he'd better berry their neighbours for ben its
nigh on tn Christmas well kali it Christmas Party and
nobody should think nv keepn Christmas without child
world and Jabez disponds with 81, wish We he'd
thousand
When got thru there was gcnral clappin NV hands
and houtn all round the room ard everybody sed they'd
cum and bring their children.
The next morning got Jsbez up afore lite and told him
tn up TO Konkarot git the hx,ns He warni long in
gttn started, and saly Mar and went tn WORK in good
ernest. AS scd afore, agreed I'd let the Musgnses
py and punkin py and then went into the ginger bred
ard snaps, and st Sally Mar I'll fryin donuTs.
She alters master hand 1t maxim donnts-ken
beet ali " nothsl, ami that's saying considerable.
Afore mite she had her Ease nj about blstered standing
the stove, but told her not 70 mind ~ for tho isana
Nv Zen Inousan Flowers would take oil oph in loss than
tive mjnits.
The day Jabez got back with big gobb'er, three
settn hens ruscter, pair NV pigeons, jug NV hard
sidor, and bag uv outtnutts AMI apples.
Why Siuizzc, SEE J. where on airth id you get sicn
squizzle Tokt beknowunly at me- and seq he, that IS
the turky the kontestbe attached himself tu thnkn
he'd the best rite to the turky ben had bro< him up,
Jabez, seq You did rite are the lawful and ritefu
OF that turky; is the same one we raised
] no by the goblin. And with that oph with the ea
theirs while Sally Mari went tn pickin the hens and in
less than two everything in reddyness fur the
oven, and went tn settin tables
BY the time I'd the dishes sot onto the table
thing cooked and ready tn set on and told Jabez tn
60 and tell Sally Mari tn and insist she alters did
hev nquisitive In the derangement OF table,
but Jabez koudnt find her hi 10, and was obliged
tn go and look for hur myself Jest as got ntu the ball
the doore opened and in walked Sally Mari with big
a
Good koDshiencel seq l.
Its only Christmas tree, mother seq Sally MARI and
with that she told the black feer tn set the paror
and then she went to xn tapers and after that
fansy baskets, and Handles tied up with ribbns and
paper dolls tell you what. if it didn't look about the
purtest kind.
After shed got il all dun, she went out and helped me
put the ixns on the table.
The turky jest dun 10 a Mise brown and Sally Mari
thought would look natural like tn have stand up
big dish in the center the table. So tried tn make
IL stand but the legs gin and finally broke oph and
Jabez obliged to 20 and white wooden
At last got fixed to Sally haris noshun; there it
stood as narai as life, and looking for all the world as
tho it was jest reddy tn gobble.
Next KUN the chicken, or, NOR properly, hen Ply and
pigeon frkasee with sas and monument Nv donuts at
each end NV the table.
Then we the pyes gingerbread, and apples on,
and turned the slider out ntu glasses for told Sally Mari
j wasent gon tn bottle II up and hev SIGH poppn and
spoutng works they had tn Muggipses spiln all the
wimmins dresses and gettin the all e and Sally
Mari sed she thort was better tn turn out ntu glasses
and let ieete Nv the speert git out Nv aore got ntu
the men stomichs.
told Sally Mari sposcd the Mugginscs would think it
orul imperle in not tn git soup, but didn't kere
for that as fur itn schfrogspe turtle stuff they he'd
Iwarnt gop du nJabez had brot some good white
konkapot beans down, wouldn't no minded maxim some
bean soup but conscience wouldn't permit tn eny
thing afore other folks couldn't stomick myself.
sally Mari sprnkled sugar over the pyes and kakcs
and made EN- look tho they he'd been out in a snow
storm, and when got thru "a boldcssy and feer
lessyI never sot my eyes on niser looSn table Ben
about tim fur the folks tn begin 10 kum hurried oph
tn dress, while Jabez went out tn engage walters
fur the eyenin.
Ny ashes NV lilies was entirely split al Mugginses
Swearee so got me a straw koored satin ground,
with marygold and piny flowers, that ookt as natra
life, all scattered over H. II made low neck and
short seves and as Sally Mari sed, was neat but not
gawdy.
kouldnt think nothin else but anglo when Sally
Mari kun down all dres and reddy tu rcseave the kom
pany. She sky blu Dress trmd around the skirt
with runnn pine, and wreath the same, with viii
roses and daisies around her he'd. Every body kompl
men,ed her taste in dress at Muggnses sweareo and so
she has short dresses and pan'yetts sinsc
When Jsbez got home he sed her head ookt like master
big nowerpo and he thort her dress heap short
but after tasin anuther look told her not tn make b,
Nv alteration in II.
Purity soon mist Jabez and bein Il was about time fur
folks tn begin tu KUN in told EN- TO be shure KUN ery)
got into a stew about IT,
lie warnt gone over quarter NV an our a.orc he KUN
back with hran-nred new suit clothes on At hrsi
bcrt mus be some OF the kumpany kun, and got up
and went kcrchyin along soon as see who II was
sopt kerchy in and SCI Squzzc. heyent It'd you out
and out you koulden hev a new suit Nv clcthesY
lie odn make no arnser, but kept opesin and shuttin
sez ], squizze, where did you git them cIothtsS
lie lait at a mint two, and then SCI he, Santa
Claws gin en- IA me-
Mrs. Squzzle writes every week for FRANK IFSIIE'S
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this morning and read the conclusion Of her Christmas
Party, This beautiful paper entertaining ana in
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