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New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-13
Arrived.

Us. NJ steamship Jamestown, Parrish, Richmosd ke;.
%de az R;' po to Lss. S Of ssei 20 aS
% pane. me- o'D ''H' p''''1 l''' ''@ ,.i.,..
and Us pass to e. Am.noE Had deaths the passage
including the chief mate Nov. lat q % Ion. o. ~ isII =
from her The e.pn and IN I'll. aud Siosh. .
ii; c:s sSss .ssa from ss:s. OFT - :.
The 50 n; It. a. 80 LON 8 20 We. ..'ei Sy ssss.n
crew made every e1nsa'h, bot aadns s.lans
rapidly they compelled to leave her ct when
they received board the Gutenberg. AZ the
hp being burned the wsters edge nh Capt g. succeeded
Ship New Void tpst Kpisb. Liverpool Oct. T. with md.s
and to Cornelius Grnnel No deaths Been 10 days
chip T. Wider Farley (of wLdobOro, Nichols Sunderland
Oct D. and the Downs 18th. with coal to wSsb. Carver
Ship Yorict (of NewBsven) soue Liverpool Oss with
md.e 70 master Oct. 81 lat 45 49, Ion So o. %" steamer
with md:e. % Duncan Co H.. Sssn isd..s " stsS q
Ss% s" With iis fore and % time
PomGH. MS:x Liverpool 80 d.y. With %a's '1s
$40 pas. TO HGTlsnd F.9sthinsh% II. Has been " days
Bsk Ca.oe lof BostonJ Weston Lsshorn 10 days VIZ
5.s s %''t5 81 a' 10: :''9s % "s
bark Endesvor ofNew Bedford s's EsE OF = lsf y ~
gs asoH cf Rset.n T %Y:s As:@ss sI:
SSy q 4. In s Ss s;.d s ssR t's Ks
deck tss burned of msinrnss, standing gone coe
the deck apparently burned of. The O. w H. hw esr
reinced heavy W. gales from the Banks . - =. IA.
Bark Light Bs.as UT Crowen hs% s cgcs:s. for
Eew-York. - a. a.
Brg H,nriet,s Webb Turks Island Oct %, with sslt .
Middleton Co.. vesselto Mccall Frita Nov. a. ~
op 10 20 exchanged signals with sbip ssmoset ns u.
bsIk Ariel Cheeinsn, 10 days hence for Port
through TURKS Island passage Oct r. the brig Mss ~
French. "a days from Boston for st. Jsso, do 90 Inc w.
New Empire from hatsDzss, was loading a. SAT- Wy W.
Big Vernon tof esnsor) Collins Aux Cages Oct ~ Win
ogwcod TO j. H. sanford. Saw brig gong H. 'h'"hss
white .grs ih srrow in T. h, Ana D. ua.s.a OH.
sea' Mara re ssJ vol 20 F.ehih Co. Nov. lat SO 80
op 81 no. saw ,tip HsrmoniA hence for glasgow.
sehr En. rni gs Neal philadelphia for Nsw.Hs,ea
scL, r. 4 Cfsmsr Hart Phiadsphia for Providence.
seL, Gs.sIle Summers. Philsdelphis for Ssem.
scIr j. c. Pstier.on, Stone. PhlsdslPhia Or Bosson
sebr sophie Ann smith. Phil.dslphia days with coal
sehr. WIN Hicks Worth Philadelphia day., with COAL
schr. I.rsel L Snow. Connery, Roctllnd, with lime.
scLr Z. A Elliott Kelsey Boston IN ballast:
schr Chrstans Keen, Marin. Newport, f. J.
schE J. Myers, Cobb, Bridgeport for Virginia
scbr Granite Lodge, Tar Rockpor- with tsh-
sehr Wonder, French Providence.
soop Thomss HUI HULL Providence . .
Jackson Baker, Baltimore 81 days, with ndse~
II. B. Cromwell -.
Steamer o.psy KenneY frovidencs is hours With ds
Isaac 0del. a.
steamer wsmsuits, Nye, New.Bed'ora 10 hours mS'&
SAILED Steamship. City Of Baltimore, Letch, fof Liver
pool; Cshswba Buloch Havana and New Odssrs.
Withholding the day, s.sw.
The clipper ship Webster 1890 tuns register was this m9
irs tab. the large sectional dock for reeais sac vi"
stripped, Iecsolked aud newly eoppered.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-13
BROOKLYN CITY CoURT-Nov. l2-Before Judge


VIM IT, Mershon ag The BrookIJn City Haroad ComPsIy.
Action TO recover damages for injuries sustained oy
IA. from wagon in OF alleged culpaby on the
part Of the Railroad Company in providing proper gsn
over TIE their road the corner OF Naoph ana
Franklin Several witnesses were exsined Tor the
defendants yesterday (mosty emp oyees or woo
tes 6ed that they were that accident from
liar cause had the road before the injury 70
plaintiff Counsel both sides summed up and occupied the
em,nSey of the dsy the Judge stated that he would
ehsrse the Jury to Chic morning. and the Court rose
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-13
Msrkets.. Reported By Ttlegraph


NOBLE, Nov l-Corros 10 dull Sale ;Sd.y 10" ss1s.
At Ialc for Mddlins. Receipts 70 day. 40 bsss
CH.RLEsToS, Nov. n-Corros; SAes t"-a-y' ~ ss'ss.
Ss.SLrsros. Nov. I2-corros-ss'es Of the wsss IN
bales and receipts $500 bele Prices sssnced on TIE sesh
Idle We quote Midtlipe Fair 81 J. q G'Sc.
OswEco Nov. II. m.fLovs ,sssoy' vnar
finer; sale, 1000 bu,h Chicago sprrs nie CeAs
CHANGED and supply light; sales go bu.h at sc Fesears
isc for Wheat NswYork Lsxs IS,o.rs od'y-S s:
bnsh Wheat 500 busb Barley. CANAL Exfon1s-Lye eAA
Iiour COO BUSH beet 900 bush Corn. SEQ, bosh bsisy.
CHICAGO Nov. 10, 6 p. m.-FLouR quiet WHs.r 6rs.
CoRx ,tsady Oars firm SHIPMENTS TO buFrALo No kbas,
% roo bushels Wheat. SHIPMENTS OswEeo: No yeof,
no ooO Wheat Is go do Com. RECEIPTS zAoo et
Flour 90 eco bushels Wheat, 400 do Corn
BuyFALo Nov IL m.FLoUR auist but steady; sles a
eo0 bbs AZ a. 74s5 Is for WHCAr closes ques sss
~ 200 hush AZ 7g for Chicago Scrng sic fo Rscne Cub
o5r for red Indiana; and 2i for vhite Michigan CsaB
unchspssS yes eco bush a. &c OARS steady, saes 10 90
huh AZ S4ldS5c. WHISKY nomiualy l9ic FaEieHrs
GLANCED lee for Whest TO New YORK. Lake fnyosrs Cor the
hours ending at noon days eco bb Four l 90 bash.
b..t 6oeO bush Cora; eoo bush Oats Csnd Exfoafs:
OF 90 bush Whsat ROOO busb. Com; 5000 bash 0s..
S,yAySlH Nov l2-CorroS hrm sales 10 day $50 bass at
l2dISc fol niddlipg. .,,., -,---,-..--.
sescy' Mddins i2iaislc. The Columbus, nsc,u Ghha
ard interior markets unsettled and excsea win moro
BUYERS than sellers. . r u.,.,w .h....x, -.
NJ 40 bales AT Idac middng SueAn dull ana declined
iaIc MESS PoRK ei5a so. WHISKY 2cc. Oher sssie'es
unchanged
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-13
co,1RT CALENDAR-rHrs DAY.

srpprmr CouRINCIRcuIT.- l544l. 834. 20l6
7 20si 1885, 1892 1885, 1882 1885, 1885, 2iss l4o 1874 2's
2{S5 2l7S, 1445, 1900, / 8. - ,,- ,oo
SUPERIOR CouRT-TRrAL TERN Nos. 287, 183,
I'll 559 2o5 49, s4S ST. SOL S2 SAL 66 66I $50 67 57s 46O
Isl $50 6si 6sa cas- 6s4 6s5 &c. 6s $685. $50 eco $751;
u. s. DISTRICT CoURr.-Nos. Is, 81, "a, -, al,
A. As, 46, 40, 10 81. g. n. - 80 49, an ~.
BRooKLYS CRY CouRT.-Nos. a. Is, IL, l9, q,
g. 30 ST. 81 81 a 49, 49, A. 40, 80. 50. So, 81, &c.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-13

Priv,te dispatches to-day quote Cotton at New
Orle.ra dull a. I2c, and ths. large English orders
have been courtermsnded by the lat steamer
The fifs; and second Mortgage Bonds of the Harlem
Ralrcsd have falep Of la.ely under On impression
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-13
UNITED STATES DISTRICT CoURr-No'. ii-Bsf'r
judge Belts


The whole session of the Court was occupiea py h
prosecution and swore strongly 70 Der oeihs I've. -,
wi.nesss dsyit' 70 "a pi
when proceedings going in the Court 0,
sssin, The Birth officers who seized the Psnchits.
These sdsvts denied that the bark was ever ne ~.
,.5.S a. hs ,sve trade They introduced for the
pose Of opt,sdictps Hodges evidence given oaJ'
iourt ed 20 Friday at ii .
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-13
uNYrrn TATys COMMISSIONERS OFFICD-Nov Il
~N'~ Refoye Commissioner BRIDGHAN.

Before Commissioner bRioGhAN.
yoh, Tbomnson. captain of the American vessel
IN. Bro.ber, was examined charge Of having assaulted
Jobn Johnson his chief mate, with pump handle Inc
s.,u was alleged TO have taken psce 10 the habo OF Boz
Sesux and Jude Beebe counsel for Thompson raised the
question that the Commissioner had IN the mat
ter Decision this point reserved until fnday 81 ~ u
Mr. Newman for the prosecution.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-13

MINIATURE ALMANAc...... TINS DAY
au,-Rises :. 6:I5I eets. "A Moon-ksses.. 3.oe
wArER....rsIs oAy -.
Sandy Hook ALI Gov. Ispd.. b:o7m Hell este 6o
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-13

Receipts Of Produce. NOV. IL.
d. a. FL. RAILROAD 2 SIT bbls Flour as do Whisky. 81
do Alcohol Al pkgs Meat PIKE Ashes ss rhsI bnitef
40 Chee,e 22s6 sides Leather, Isl ties. Beef
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-13

G,tvrsrox VI. NV opLx.ys Nov e-The ships Sesaxxs
and W. Fsrnep Of and from NewYort seat ssno-s e. -
North Breaker Nov both ships bnsed. Ise - ,asis
deck. TIE j. W. FAnnen cut swsJ foTemss'' sIs mas
fB, t.lssph 70 Ellwood Walter esq, see:y Board un1
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-13
nv TELEGRAPH.
Disasters, &c.

BOSTON, Nov. l2-Au. ships Lady eleaineton 100
Cscu,ts, MERIDIAN Crowen, Liverpool Chanpisn "S"'''
New. Orlesns.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-13

II will be seen that while the freight earnings
have responded to the general depression of trade,
there has been a handsome increase in the pas
sepger earnings for the month over the corresponding
month of last year, as also over September, 1857.
The October earnings Of the Baltimore and Ohio
Dali. "A
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-13

In ,h;p Pomosa. from Lieepool-The Rev VIM haley
Nh Hsley Dr. VIM shIll Dr. II. Turner John AcIlvsine,
DR.. Arthur Samusls.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-13

W. L. PALnrn is our Agent IN SYRACUSE '0' ne 80
fRJsvEE.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1857-11-13

The clipper ship Webster 1880 uns register was this
ire tab. the large sectional dock for eess sAe WI"
stripped, Iecsolked aud newly eoppsred
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21
A Sensible Girl.

Some years since young lady, remar-
kable TO- her maturity and good sense,
daughter of distinguished lawyer and
member of Congress from Worcester
county, was placed at young ladies
boarding school in the neighborhood Of
Boston. Her unaffected manner ana
sprightliness won the affections Of many
of the young ladies', who were full OF
their kind Offices, until one day they III
CURED The occupation of their fathers.
Our young friend perceiVing the drift OF
their inquiries, gave them TO understand
that her father was shoemaker when
many Of them were struck with horror al
her vulgar origin, and change took
place in their conduct towards her. She
however, though fully understanding
them, remaining quiet. After a while the
father of the young lady visited The
school. AS he was good looking man,
and as they observed the principal and
others treating him with such great defer
ence and respect, the scholars were led
to inquire OF their instructress who he
was and what was his business; and on
being told that he was the father of Miss
H., and that he was member Of Con-
gress, they were filled with amazemenl,
and Immediately made an attempt 10 re-
new their attentions as formerly; but ii
was too late. She looked upon their
conduct with such contempt that they
were obliged to keep respectable dis
lance, while those who treated her kind
ly, without regard 10 her fathers suppos-
ed occupation, were ever afterwards her
favorites. Boston Jour.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21
Nebraska.

The Nebraska News of November 10,
has some unusually rich items, one of
which is as follows
We always did like neat people. We
always did cherish kind of tender feel
ing for all neat women. But we were
never fully "struck" by one until last
week, and the way of it was this: We
were ''out west few miles and got be.
lated, looked for place to stay all night,
found cabin, asked if we could be &C.
commodated, and tall woman with freck-
led face, red hair, Buffalo skin moccasins,
buckskin dress, and a freesojl baby, said
she "reckon we mout."
We got of our horses, hitched them 10
a cotton wood corncrib and went i'll. We
asked for supper. We got some bacon,
molasses, broiIed pumpkin and corn dod-
ger. We ate heartily.
After the meal was past, tie woman
said 10 the Oldest girl: Now Deddy
Jane, you have jist got to keep that old
slut and them ere pups from sleeping IN
this ere meal box any longer. In making
this ere strangers corn bread, was pes
tered nearly 10 death picking the small
hairs and dead feas out of ii, that come
OF. of them pesky dogs. And if they
sleep in it week longerit won't be FIT 10
eal."
We were in love with that woman on
account Of her neainess. And that even
ing we laid upon the rough hewn hoo'
and had pleasant dreams. GhoslIy heaS
were hopping about through our corpore'
al diversilies, ard spectral sluts, with COB
lin pups, danced before US in boxes ol un'
earthly meal, during the liveIong night
and our great grandfather sat straddIe o.
us for six hours, and with Iamrod to
six FOUNDER cannon, stuffed cords OF tha
neatly prepared corn dOdger down OIL
unwilling lhroals, and whlstled all 'h'
time for The dogs, while the ireesoil baby
and lis tidy mother sat by and wep. 10
the departing hoe cake. We like neat
mess.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21
G3O1C8 :q09,g2:.2:. z
YES, WE MISS THEE.

We miss thee at home-yes, we miss thee
And earnestly wish thou vert here,
As the wearsome thought of thy wand'ring
Awakens sad memory'S tear
Be assured that we tenderly cherish
Thine image, tho long thou may'st roam
The h)wers Of love cannot perish,
And sadly We miss thee at home
Tie shadows of twilight are round US,
Like visions of death they draw near;
And while fears for the future surround US
We're sighng-ah, would he were here 4!
For grief at thy absence grows stronger
When sunlight and hope from us to flee
We sigh for lost pleasure no longer,
Unless we could share them with thee
We miss thee at home-yes, we miss thee
At morning, at noon and at night;
And only the JOY Of thy presence
Can fill our sad hearts with delight.
Come home ! and our sorrows will vanish,
Our pleasures and love will increase
Oh! when may we welcome thy coming;
Oh when will thy wanderings cease :
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21
PHERDST0WN JEFFERSON COUNTY, VA SATURDAY MORNING. FEBU
will have to gather your daily food from

will have TO gather your daily food from
brambles.
once called upon sick person, whom
the doctors had given up as gone case !;
| asked him if he had made his peace with
his Maker. He said he thought he had.
| enquired if he had forgiven all his ene-
mics. He replied, yes. l then asked
him if he had made his peace with his
printer. He hesitated for moment, then
said he believed he owed him about
50, so which he wished TO be paid before
he died. His desire was Immediately
gratiied and from that moment he be.
came convalescent. He is now living, in
good health and prosperity---at peace with
his own conscience, his God, AMI the
whole world. Let this be an example to
you, my friends. Paronize the printer,
take the papers, pay for them in advance
and your days will be long upon earth,
and overhowing with the honey of happi-
ness. My hearers, pay all your debts
and keep an honorable reckoning with
your fellow men but, above all, keep
paying, by daily instalments, that debt Of
everlasting gratitude which yon owe 10
Him from whom you obtained capital
sufficient 10 begin the first transaction OF
life so that when you come 10 balance
accounts a, the day Of general settlement,
all things may appear fair and above
board. SO mote it be
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21
Sensible Advice.

From Philadelphia paper oflast week
we copy the following
Il Bit Of .RdCice.-Have you enc.
mics Go straight on and don't mind
them. If they get in your way, walk a,
round them, regardless of their spite. A
man that has no enemies is seldom good
for anything-he is made Of that kind OF
material which is so easily worked that
everybody has hand in it. A sterling
character-one who thinks for himself,
and speaks what he tbinks--is always
sure 10 have enemies. They are as nee
essary 10 him as fresh air--they keep
him alive and active. A celebrated char
acter, who was surrounded by enemies,
used 10 remark: "Thcy are sparks
which, if you do not blow, will go out
themselves" Let this be your feeling,
while endeavoring TO live down the scan
dal of those who are bitter against you. If
you stop 10 dispute, you do but as they
desire, and open the way for more abuse.
Let the poor fellow tak--lhere will be a
reaction, if you perform but your duty,
and hundreds who were once alienaed
from you will flock TO you and acknowl-
edge their error.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21
TERMS OF OUR PAPER.

The SHEPmERDsrowN REGISTER is published
weekly at - year, positively TO be paid before
the wear expires. No paper discontinued (cX-
cepi at the option of the edilor) until all ar
rearagcs are paid up. Single copies g. cents.
ADVERTISEMENTS Of one square or less so
cents for the first insertion, and 25 cents for each
insertion thereafter-iarger ones in the same
rroportion Advertisements not marked lorany
specilied time are continued till forbid and char
god accordingly A deduction made 10 those
who advertise By the year.
Merchants who contract by the year for ad-
yertsing are strictly confined to Merchandise
ing-advertising of different nature Will be IL
able to extra charge.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21
Newspapers and Advertising.

The Philadelphia Bulletin, after making
some very timely suggestions on the du-
ties of The current year, comes TO the fol.
lowing very sensible conclusion. lis hint
is as applicable here as in Philadelphia:
Finally make resolve-if you are in
any sort Of business, that you will push it
with all the economy, liberaily, spirit
and enterprise you can muster-and by
way of making fresh effort, the best
thing you can do is beyond question, 10
take newspaper, and send TO it an adVer-
tisement-one of that kind which not on
ly makes it certain that your name will
be seen by all the world, but which also
proves that you are doing frst-rae busi'
ness, and can afford TO make it known.
The world loves to patronise those whom
it thinks are doing well-adyertising is an
sign of prosperity, as times go.
Of all habits, this is, beyond question,
one of the very best TO form at the begin
ming of The year, and as such we sincere
ly commend it TO all friends and readers.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21
CHEAPER THAN EVER
T A X E n 0 tt c. Z !

HAVING an unusually large supply of
Ill ladies dress goods on hand, l am anx-
iouS to run them off, and have reduced
the prices for that purpose TO a very low
figure. Best quality and styles Of Nous
de lains % cts. worth 81! second quail
~ Nous dc lanes at 2l cts. worth 20 !;
third quality Nous de Ianes at 10 cents
worth l23 French Merinoes only 80
cents a good article of English Merinoes
a, 25 cts best quality of ladies city made
double soled Morocco shoes only Sl,375;
largest size coal hods ST.; second size 70
cts all other goods in the same proper
iion. Now is the chance for Bargains !;
call and see and judge for yourselves.
Nov % WM. MOULDER.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21
SOMEWHAT SrTNeY.-Old Pinchem

SOMEWHAT STINcY.--Old Pinchem
had the reputation Of being most miser-
Iy man. One day coming out of his sta
ble with three small nubbins of corn in
lis hand, his COW, an aitenuated bur-
Iesque on the bovine genus, approached
and made it evident that The provender
would be highly agreeable to her palate.
Pinchem gave her one of the nubbins
which seemed only to infame her hun
ger, for she followed him believing
for more. With sign of regret, he gave
her another, but just as he was about 10
enter his door the COW Intercepted him,
and seemed inclined 10 contest the pas
sage for the remaining nubbin. Tho
roughly enraged, the old IePrObate flung
the last tile 10 the animal and exclaimed:
"There you darned fool, take it and fOun-
der.'
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21
To Mothers with Marriigcable Daush-
terS.

Under this somewhat suggestive cap
ton we find a communication IN .ie
Vicksburg Wing, purporiing TO come
from a gentleman desirous of marrying
somebody's daughter, containing goou
deal Of sense which applies to other local
iies besides VicksbuIg. As touches
upon matters which have occupied some
considerable attention of late, and refers TO
a growing evil in this country, we nave
thought il worth while 10 give our readers
the benefits Of few paragraphs itom IL
which they can make the most OF, or not.
Just as ,hev please. The vein OF satiTo
which runs through il is well deserved in
MANY quarters throughout The South.
Our hero describes himselfa as "passa-
blv good looking, neither drinks whis-
kew, chews tobacco, nor smokes cigars {;
and has a credit in his handbook. sufh-
cient, with economy, TO pay his board and
dry goods bill for at leas, one year in aG-
vance. This is the saving Of seven years
labor, just half the time the good patn-
arch labored for ftCo wiyes-the writer
wants but one. He also has clerkship
worth $500 per annum, and is twenty
eight wears old, and as the Tennessee
horse Jockey says, "sonnd in wind and
limb" In community where labor is
respectable, and where The industrious
man and busy housewife, and not the
idcr and pink saucer Miss, are the gen
ueman and lady with such capital and
future prospects. tho most timld votary OF
Hvmon would have nothing TO fear in
kneeling before the altar and plighiing
vows with the one of the brow that earns
the bread, a man who, with such means
and prospects, would commit matrlmony
would be esteemed, by those who have
'.seen the beloved but here, where tho
music of the spinnlng-whcel is an abso-
lete idea, and the dusty brogans and rough
hand OF toll, are pushed aside by patent
leather and kid gloves, and pomatum and
the 'bam of thousand dollars" prefer
red as hair and skin preservaiives 10 tho
sweat elephant" as either fool or
madman for it would take the half OF his
bank capital 10 pay house rent for year,
and the balance TO hire servants 10 do
wha. the bride would most cheerfLlIy DO
if it was only respectable ; but the doing
of which would lose her caste. and ladies'
OF "ton," would not visit her-and that
would be awful, you know ~
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21

The man whose 5eet were so enormous
ly large that he had TO put on bis pants
over hIs head, has recently joined The wo-
mans rights party, and has wisely deter.
mined 10 wear shawl.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21

An old gentleman who has dsbbied all
his life in statistics, says be never heard
of but one woman who insured her life,
and he acrounis for this by the singular
fact Of one Of the questions being, "what
is YOUR age ~
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21

The editor Of ihe Norwich Spectator
saws "ll's hard woik 10 look at the sua
without winking but harder still TO look
al some of our young women without
feeling inclined 10 wink
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21

The ignorance Of young ladies' bTougb.
up 70 ihumb pisrns, read love-slck nov
els and entertain ynnng gentlemen xnh
mouslaehps, is astonishing. The otner
day one oG this class IhTew The milk IN
tended for tea out of the window, because
IL had yellow scum on the top.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21

An old negro crossing the river from a
dancing frOlIe. LOST Isis oars, and came near
svampiAg. ina error, he down on his
knees, and exclaimed--"0, massa Lord,
If eber gwine 10 help ole Ira, nOs's do
time 70
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-02-21
AGENTS,

WM. II. PEAKE, Sun Iron Buildings, Balti-
more; GEoRGE A. CRoFUr, Successor to Lay &
Brothcr,) 73 south 4th street, above Walnut,
Philadelphia; V. 3 PALMER, Tribune Build
ings, New York.