The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1857-10-15


And seize the treasure when my comrade die
And they, too, thought, when his feet have hed
We wiz destroy him and gold divide
They killed hiIr- and partaking Of the bread
In few moments all were lying dead.
world behold what thy goods have done
Thy gold has poisonei two murdered one
VARIETY.
SG--In Siam the penalty for living is to have
houth sewed up Suppose such a law were in
here' what number of mutes We should have.
following toast was drank at Lynchburgh, Va,
be " Hyena" Club on the 4th of July:
Hoops and the Equator-Crinoiine and the
inoctial lne-God bless 'em The one encircles
earth and the other the heavens -
Make LAGAR BEER--Take a barrel, fill it with
water, put IN one pair of old boots a head of
falls cacoase, two short skies, a sprig of worm
d' and little yeast
Aud wisn clear,
Y0an have excellent
Llszr beer!
DO ton Post.
" Doctor, pway, how long can man live without
bwains 2: asked Chicago exquisite of the City Ply
scian, VINO Had been commenting on the Of an
idiot that had recently died.
Couldn't say, exactly was the Doctors reply:
" but II you tell me your age, can make a rough
xguess-''
- DIR. Conyers. of London, dssected person who
Ell ior love, and found Impression of iady's face
IN ms heart That's nolhj<7A Dupuytren of
tarIs, once opened a man, als<sz that his colon
'as hall gvne; In tact, he had oAy semcolon-
An, - observed Ricord IN English wbeu tb.- fact
vas narrated TO HIM, % that what put a period to
lis hfe''
Mr. u, clergyman of neighboring town.
beng recently >absenJ from home ON business his lit
tle son, lad of four years, calmly folded his hands
and asked the blessing, usually pronounced by his
iather sst their morning meal AT noon being asked
g pronounce the blessing, he replied, with a grave
aee, " No. dont Ike the looks OF them taters -
Mr. BIlad Jones, mate of the Connecticut riyer,,
SxfL Inn vail KEEL AFT oil
RpttIn-
= Captain Spuncr, if you keep the skuner ON this
purse you'll have her aground ON the fats
hereuntV the captain replied 50 MIR. Mate, YOU
ST 90 forward and tend to your part Of the skinner
nd L IL tend 10 mine
bllGiad forward let go the anchor, walked aft
ND reported; : Captain Spuner, my part of the
Jker Is at anchor -
BODY AKSoR FOR THE LADIEs-Forty thousand
toLs Of Swedish IrOn have been imported Tor the man
uiacture OF crInoiines The metal which used to be
\sonsertei INTO maIlcoats Is appropriated e-
1nale pettcoats Among the tortures of the Inqusi-
1oll Asignon called the maiden - a fair
nSsire, Intc whose arms unhappy prisoners being
usned, found themselves ciasped by strong steel
rlngs and 50 squeezed to death Livery lover will
h same fate, under present regime of steel
pes FeSsoTtS.-PuRch-
: SWEET HOME "A praiseworthy attempt is be-
hg n.rle IN Boston 70 a monument to the menu
Ory john howard Payne, the aurnor touch
IN song, Home, Sweet Home-' IL Is said that be-
h4e leaving for TunIs where he died, he was one
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How Little do they know OF tine author, who has
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snInrt n voI viii ouIv IaIor for some honorable
purpose Ii u singular fact, that the two United
s,trs senator's frou, Penusylyauia the present
sseaser Clerk and assistant Clerk of the House the
ters OF the senate of Pennsyiyania and the demo-
cratic candidates for Governor Canal Commissioner,
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DEPRAvTT ~ kESTUcKY.-The following specimen
q family scandal should be credited to the Cyn-
aa Iys, hy IL exhibits great depravlty ON the
part u the perpetrator
Oar little town has been thrown INTO ours. Oh
~'4s nature, which transpired In our midst' mr.
i've withhold his nameon account Oh MS irienusl
4Ioang Gentleman VI fortune and family, not long
- isi 70 the altar one OF the ioSeiest Q, ner seA,
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