Delaware weekly Republican. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1841-188?, 1857-07-02

men and women in our village of their fine
: clothes, and Wlata change would be apparcntl'
Tho editorof an exchange, says he never saw
but one ghost, and that was the ghost of sin-
ner who died without paying for his papcr.--
: ':'rwas horrible to look upon"
TIC girls Of Northampton have been send
ing bachelor editor, boquet of tansy and
wOrmwOod. lie says he didn't care he'd
rather smell that than matrimOny.
Philosophers say that shutting the eyes
makes the sense Of hearing more acute. This
may account for the many closed eyes that are
seen in our churches.
s:'Tis strange" uttered young man, as he
staggered home from supper party, ''hOw
evil communications corrupt good manners
I've been surrounded by tumblers all the
evening, and now I'm tumbler myself'
81 say, neighbor Hodge, what are you fenc-
ing thatpasurc for forty acres of it would
starye cow"
ARight, !" replied Hodge, elm fencing it to
| keep the cows out"
! The following play upon words cannot we'll
| be beaten;
cannot bear 10 see bear. bear down upon
hare.
When bear OF hare he strips the hare, tor
hare cry "iur BEAR
.'Now, Patrick" said Judge, sswhat do you
say to the charge are you guilty or not gull
\ tys"
'.Fa.lh, hut that's difficult for your honor to
tell, let alone meself. Walt till hear the evil
deuce.''
a PRoMrr REpLY.-.A penny for your
thoughts, madam, said gentleman to pert
beauty.
'.They are not worth farthing, SIR" sho
replied. 81 was thinking OF you"
"Mrs. II. do you like milk in your tea 7'
"No thank You, the superfluity of milk,
added to the fiavority of the heat, renders the
| ronglomeration insupportably obnoxious to my
impaired appetite
''Du fell.''
"Mith ThimmoniI. I'm alwayeth real el.d
when you come whiting to our houth.''
care you my little dearl You are very
fond of me, thenf'
"No, Nith Timmonth, but we alwayth have
two kind of pieth when you arc here to din
ner.'
SHORT DEFINITIONS. Inll-The life blood of
thought.
A Miror-A polished individual, who IN
variably returns your bow.
A Library-The bar room of knowledge,
where the mind goes TO take drink
A Boarding House Misery masqueradng in
the clothes of comfort.
Not long since, Il YOUTH oide: in wit than
years, after being catechised concerning the
power ol Nature, replied: ''Ma, think there's
one thing Nature can't do" '"What is it 2"
eagerly inquired the mother. 'She can't
MAKE biil Jones mouth any Olgger WITHOUT
se'''''s HIS ours pack.
A tn,,tist ,,.esoptod a lin for tine tentb tir,a
to a rich skinlint.
=, rratty ronnJ lin ;,
ayes, replied the dentist El We sent it round
often enough to make it appear so, and have
called now TO get 1t squared
p ~. -. ala, =.
o,,,,,,,. c'r,n Inso s',o ,;n,a oao 70 Inv
Sy't'is -. :. ~, - @ ,L -
cheese, ont when ne came 10 iook at the iol,
nv U' m ~ ~, - " ,Sa sad
sN'pput'' - ny ""' s''"s o"' wy '"-'''e'
10 ~ ~ ,,,,.,,. ,,,,,,,,, ,.o. ,,,,, ,t,ao,o
'LooN iere' nistet, nv" now. es ~, ee' my e"ee''
down 10 boston the chGaPcst
The trader took another look at It, and ,5 see
ing mo C ana more evidence ol It's oelhg aiSe'
replled
Gwen, let II DC uly or Two longer, anu
guess you Gun Gire u fghf ao~n -
t,,.u,,,, A. oiI ,,Lnyicjo,, ,,ov d.,tain,iny
! i, o,,r haar;nr Inc othr, ioy ,anon the nronen
4 sity which majority Of people display in cat
| ing unripe fruit and vegetables. Said he =
stThere is not a vegetable growing in our gar
dens that is not hest when arrived at maturity,
and most of them are positively injurious un-
less fully ripe"
81 know one thing that ain't so good when
it's ripe as tits when il is green," interrupted
! little boy, in very confidential but modest
; manner. -...
"M hat tnM g Sharply salu the physisiah,
vexed al having MS prihclple oispu'eu py
; mere Doy; yn. -, no.nood,d .hoioa
,r Iue,'liue. " M i.,, ~ S.i n.
Ihe doctor "lhNe" "' US Win oo'h eyes pu'
: SAID nothlhS'
A IToos,rn Ar rur AsroR Iousr.-I mot on
a the train an elderly Uoosier who had been to
sboyy ca SO rybibition nj New York. and who
ha1 oIsn sncr tha Lir-,,n.Jror,e os he called H.
t"niJ ,,,, ronooir idnT in Nav Yorl; y, I ask
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lie lrnei,f,st I'D tb,n whom ,yan. ;n 20 "nt
tIera yos,,,t NARY y,ttIcs on tbe tnb,o ;, ''
stWb"t rvas ,hsre p. I ycntmraS ~ iror;,o
.sWaiI ;; Said tLe old man annmarating III.
toms cai,tionsIv, ms if from fear NJ omission
stSors WIS a clean Mate ,yrong sidenp a knit
.,',,t ,raoo ,',dd"d nv comnanion sstbe insult.
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