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NASHVILLE, Aug.

The returns, rs far M received, In.
dictate Democratic gains throughout
tho State.
The Legislature will probably be
Democratic.
The returns are not yet sufficient
10 determine the Congressional 70.
suits.
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DR. wEAvER'S
SAMKSE AED SALT HlIgUEI
& x r u p
A N ID CE r A TIE.

1T IL AN INDlspUTABLB FACT THAT THE A
eove medicines are The OILY infellible irene lie
nowhefore tie publr for Cut ueou< Erupi ons. salt
Rhean, Fry ipea sor Legs, Ulcers, Oh Feversor,s.
Seal Head. Scaroute Eruptlons, &c.
Cases Int the most eminent Physician have dcs
pair Of relieving, immedia ely yielded 10 their
tive powers, and when used In acco dance with the
printed directions. which nee mp'ny each bottle the
syrup and Csrats combined eradicate any the allow
nam diseases, aud leave the sufferer without blem-
ish. The med cines are loo well nov 10 require any
III ng more Than pain statement Of atis Tho joyful
Lutte gvnte " reaching us daily ON the Ia /, West
North and South, Of The wonde iui they AT.
performing Who has yer tried these wonderful cures
and besn deceNedf keho answers. Nhoi
For sale BY W. w. Rob-ft>. bert owning, J. r.
Aope d Co, Indanai oils. Andh, Druggists general.
~. J. n. HARRIS a CO.,
Proprieters, Cincinnati, o.
may cx lv-dnilv mnY %
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Ayers Cathartic Pills.

TUE sionces Of Chemistry and Medicine mfs bsss
taxed their utmost % produce this hest. met p~rsi
purg live which q known 20 Innurnerahie prpc
ere soWn that these pLLs have virtues which snrrcs IN
exeellsncs the ordinary nedcnsl aud that hey uln "a
precedentedy the esteem q all men They me
and pleasant take, but powerful 10 Th>ir p~no
trailing properties stimulate the vital iives of HE boty
remove tho chslrurtous Of ia organs purify he blos4
aud expe dlseass. They out the fool h,nor which
breed and grow dstemper. stimulate sluggish d>o
dered Organs nGHul action and lmpri halthy
tone with strength the whole systsB- Sst oniy a.
they the everyday complaints of ever body bar
also formidable aud dangerous diseases that have hsd
the best Of human ekill. While they produce powerful
effects, they the tim- IN diminlssd doses th<
safest and best physic that be employed Goa crn
Being sucoaisd, they are pleasant 70 take; and being
purely vegetable, free from any sk q harm Cure
have been made which surpass belief they sub
Stimulated ~ men q such exalted position snt eharac,<
as 10 forbid the suspicion Of untruth Many eulnsni
ciergymen aud physicians have lent their 10 ees
y TO Che public the reliability q my remedies while ON
crs have sent the Of their conviction thz
my Preparations contribute immensely 10 the relief q
afflicted suffering feilow-men- SOIL
The Agent below named Il peasod to furnish gratis ny
American Almanac containing directions Cor their and
ccrfif cnfcs Of their q the following complaints
costvcncss Bilious complAints. rheumatism. Drnpsy.
Heartburn, icsflache arising From foul Stomach, Asl
Indigestion. Morbid inacion Of the Bowels and Pain
iitfrlfNiu fhiultuots hs q AIott-H
ous aud cuaneons Diseases which require an esacnanf
Medicine. Scrofna or Kings Evil. They aiso y purify
mg tho blood and stimulating the system, cure many
complaints which Il would not be supposed they could
reach, such Deafness Partial Blindness, Neuralgia and
Nervous i1tahty. neranrements q The Liver and KID
neys. Cont and other kindred complaints arising RON
low state u the body or obstruction q IL fnncsons
Do not DO pat oG by unprinepled dealers with some
other pin they make more profit on. Ask Coz ARM
Pills. and take nothing else No other they give
you compares with this IN IL intrinsic value eurafve
powers The SICK want The beat aid there Il for thsn.
and they should have H.
Prepared by DR.. j. q. AVER,
Practical and Analytical Chemist, Lowell. Nss
PFror IN crs pm Boz. Pm Bnxn voR 81.
SOLD ny ".
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Specie Paying Banks
SPECIAL NOTICES.
Many who have suffered for wears

with canker, Salt Rheum, Z vsyi elias, scrofaln, and
other similar have tried varioua remedies
without eour'gc emo, gh 10 Try D.. s.A. Viewers
Canker GndSah Rheum Syrup, ,ciM hc Co
rate,
10 which aentlon 10 called In another column When
faithfully used. A nevor falls 10 euf.
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The Most WONDERFUL Medicine

which has ever appeared, IL Dr. 3 A. weayots cAs.
asa aud sslr Rnsus ssRur, with the oraArr, which
u advertised In another eoamn. 10 II the
Of regularly educated physisanrand ua,of
curing all diseases Of The hlcod, n faithfully psrssvsr.
Ell
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DR.. X O back

Great Medical Discoveries.
DR.. Robactr scandinavian Remedies arc oyerturn.
Ing al Tho I'D theories Of med cine They reach the
blood throughthe disost 70 organs, with auicknes-
certainty, and curative ct almost mraeul us The
herbs Of With they ARE mado arc ON me moun,aln.
OF sweden, aud this eom elnaon Of elements
l. supsrseiins all The mineral medlcinss py.p.p.la,
eouThs bronchitis, boas complaints a,s, nervous AZ
ice'lons, Mysteries, rofaia slin disease rheumatism
ps."s'n 'as oa rs sexual debility ec, 20 relieved
with wonderful rapidly and thefe Il no maIay orgl
mating In amorbId condition Of tho blood or other ia
an remedies.
See adyer lscment.
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THn 0RIEnrAL.-We call the attention Of
visitors and travellers to the card Of the ORR
entail House in this paper II is a new
house, with new furniture, and kept in the
best possible style. No house in the city
equals 1t, hence ir is winning favor every
day
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1857-08-14

PRor, CuSSISoHAM-We learn that Rev.
A. d. CuNSNoHAM, formerly Professor in
the indianapolis Female College, has been
elected Professor Of Mathematics in Mount
Ida Female College, Davenport, Iowa Mr..
Cunningham has had considerable expert
ence as teacher, and will undoubtedly sus-
tain himself well in his new field of labor if
he should accept il.
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= ' y Z . . .
Prof. Moods Hair Restorative

In our nd sr,sing columns II 10 be found an ndvcr.
tsrment OF this popular restorative. We know moth
Ing Of ts merits save what rad, but that Ia sue-
lent, particularly whom such testimonials a. the
foil wing which We 81 from that sterling paper the
Ottawa FREQ Traders
"iiaving tried unsueeessfuly sundry highly recon.
mended hair tonics' on our own half denuded crown
40 had Lost all confidence IN nosrums OF that sort On
I'll week aso we met distinguished politician Of thu.
State, whom We had seen three sasasowi hthia hair.
and ~ gray as rat bu' nov basiing a. nne and
Eossy head ~ hair ~ oue could Wish. We dernan.
ded the secret II his improved psaran,e, WHEN he
readily 40 ounted for itb, aso blng II 10 tho Virtue.
Of Prof. woop's hAm RssroRArvr. We shah Try
that nextn
Nae adVeftlsen.nt
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TANNERS
P0R T ABL E MIL L s.
FELToNs PATENT 1855 & 1855
For Grinding all kinds of Grain,
AND
Crushing corn and eobs, and corn
In the huSkS.


THESE MILLS have Ia ~ been improved, W Ia
i srmL CORN COB cRAcKE ~, and a Goa pie o
SITTER attach for boil rg Com Meal fof FAM nse.-
As a mple c stauir Nal TO all purposes OF the
FIRM, thy are wledged, by Nil odus, TO be- the
most durable and eohon icai mills h he ,ountiy.
They are put ~ all rsa for alta hiug the power,
and require extra sii " operate AID Keep them In
order.
No. y, the farmers sze, grinds from Ave 10 fifteen
uush ls or hour. according to tue nneIess. wta two
or three horse power.
No. ,, 10. Grisi d saw mill use grnds 10 90 IS
bu,hels y hour, accord ITO tie nneness with 4or0
horse powsr.
o. myle.e Horse Powers Corn and wheat Boi,s,bc
&C., furu,s hed a. the Manufactur ~ pri CO.
Aiibersl dis cunt uade to wholesale dealers aud
AGENTS. huh 4 rectons or Starring anu DIRE ng
company each m II. For Mills aud Te ritor,, apply
20 n. 7. LAW ON, Proprietor or In aus, Illinois anl
Minnesota. ONCE, AZ the Cit, fuurdery In lduss,
ate tnderhin q to's,) on enpsyyania street, Two
squares sOulh Of Odd bellows ball.
REFERENCE
Members OF he State board OF agriculture, India
IA; Messs. Howe a Rush, lafayette Ind. YIN, Over
man, ksq., knightsown, lid; l. Davis q Co., lndi-
annapolis, lid; p W Gate Co., Chicago, IN; Rug
gles, N.urse d Mason, Boston, Mas Messrs. Pratt d
Co.,, Fort Wayne, Ind.i ~ Hay den, ESQ lndianalo-
is,ind.; Hasselnan 4 Vinton; indianapolis, Ind; 10
witt q Howell, Cleveland, Ohio; kmery a Bros, Al
bany, n. y; h. d. Emery 4 Co., chicage, liii
nos. July IL
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AGENTS WANTED!

q - n per onthl He Is ra chance for
~ 1 - Osa few young men TO m Ike n la go saia
ny without investing capital. The above IL threa
cent catch Pr n.y." or humhug 10 lnt'oduco Patent
Mcdicln's q oks, so. 10 an outht enc.osc . amps
for urn ut 10 odd eas
rs cARTEls, Box No =, Lawrence, Mass.
aug7 I'm
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THE OLD GREY MARE,

MY GREY MARE, a.ed about 10 y, ara, about SIX
lu teen and half hands hlgi, shod bvf re, aud q
iIIlc wna broken, ira ed from my prem SEES, near
fai field, Ind o. tn 2sth day OF July Sc rseks
trots. ANY person rot ~ ing Ter, o. xiv ny infrma-
ton ~ to her whosaboutj shall be befally rewa ded
Augs3wt cLEMpsoN MOORE,
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Specie Paying Banks

Which have complied with the amended
law Of 1855, and have securities deposited
TO IN amount not less than fifty thousand
dollars and ten per cent in excess Of their
circulation
Bank OF Indiana, uchiganIB Bank OF Goshen.
Cv Farmers Bank, Westheid.
bank ~ Mount Vernon. In llama Bank, Madden.
Bank OF Paoi. IndiaIa Farmorsl Rank
Bank OF Rockville, Wa tmnkl n.
bash. Kentuck, stoek na nh 10
Bank of>saiem, New Alba iumbus.
ny. lag angc Ba X, Lima.
- NJ OF salem. Park County Bank, Rock
Bloomir gton Bank. VILE
Cam ridge City Bank. y alr o City HANK Tcrre
Canal B,nk, kvans,iI Q. Hsute. -
Central Bank, Ipdianap o-| Salem Bank. Goshen
lie. Southern Bank Of Indiana,
Crescent City y NH, Evans ERE Haut..
vile. ifippeennoc Bank, Logans-
Exchange Bank ,Creencas-} port
ue Bank Of Gospor.
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Ny young brother, afterwards
Judge Scptimns Smith, was student
in my oliicc nc Connersville. On my
return from corydon, | learned that
his beautiful strawberry horse had
been stolen from the stable in my abb
scncc. He Advertised the animal in
o number OF papers and travelled
through tho country In search of him
until some six months Afterwards,
when Judge Reed happened 10 sec
the horse in drove In North Caro-
lima, know him at sight and learned
from the owner Of the drove that he
had bought the horse &C Urbana, Ohio,
from q man from Connersvelle, and
described Charles Donovan, school
teacher aud a Methodist exhortcr.--
We thought best, In consequence OF
the good character of Donovun To say
nothing about Il. Ny brother went
10 Urbana and got the horse. But
the end was not yet. Tho Rev. james
Conwell kept store at Somerset, on
White Water; Donovan had ingrati.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1857-06-25
PETERSBURG.
NEW FfisAa.

TIVE undersigned having formed IA
i copartnership nnder the style
of MURRAY s. MCKINNEY, for the pur-
pose of trar,sacting Wholesale and Retail
Grocery BusiEess--we will at all times keep
on hand large and varied assortment OF
Groceries, consisting OF Coffee. Sugar. Mo-
lasses, Mackere& FISH. Sardines, Oysters. Her "a
rings, Tea, Cheese. Crackers. Dried Beef, "a
Raisns, Figs, Almonds. Oranges, Pecans, ~
CONTEMPORARIES OF all kinds; Salt, barrel and ~
sack; Pepper, Spice. Ginger Soda. Alum, u
Sulphur. Salts, Saltpetre. Indigo. Nader, Span
ish Brown, Powder. Shot, Lead, Cotton arms,
variety of Tobacco aud Cigars of the best
quality, variety of fine Liquors for medical
purposes. and all articles that are usually kept
in Groceries-all Of which we will e-,s.,
sell cheap for cash or exchange for $
Bacon, Lard. Feathers, Beeswax
and Tsllow. 0TThe notes aud accounts be-
longing to Thos. A. Murray, are in the h md,
of c.. G. Mckinney Petersburg, who is au-
thorized to receive aud receipt for the same
Thankful for the liberal patronage heretofor,
extended to me, would ask continuance o
the same. MURRAY & MCKINNEY.
Petersburg, Jan. Is. l857--12m
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Highly Important!
To the Farmers of Lincoln and
adjoining Counties.

-HAVING become the regular -m
il Il agent for Richard HI. Pease's &3I
Horse Power and Thresher. togeth-
er with the Excelsior Farm Mil and Fan I'LL
ManGy's Combined Reaper and Mower, with
Woods Improvement, and other Farming
Implements, offer them with confidence to
the citizens of Lincoln and surrounding coun-
ties, as the BEST Machines of the kind in use,
having taken the premiums at almost all the
Agricultural Fairs in the Union, and Manny's
Combined Reaper. and Mower with Woods
Improvement, took the Medal at the Worlds
Fair in Paris.
During the year 1856 sold between 20 and
80 of the above Threshers, with the promise to
take them back if they did not perform well
N ut one has been returned, and the supply has
not been equal to the demand. R. H. Pease i
the only manufacturer in the Union authorize
to make the late improvement on the E3>fse
Powers.
Early orders most likely to he filed.
Orders may be left at the Obseryrf Omce, or
address MICHAEL SHVTNEh,
= Feb 5-em SheYsville. Tenn.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1857-06-25
STIRRING LIE SoIL III Day WR.r,

STIRRING THE Soil IN Day Wealth
Err Never stir sandy coil in dry
weather, except TO kill weeds. When
sandy soils dry stirring it increases
its dryness Clay Soil should be sir.
red in dry wea.ier enough TO keep i;
perfectly pulverizeli: The pulverzed
earth at the surfnce ncts as mulch
10 keep The moisture below. All sol
which is now perfectly fine is made
more dry by being moved. But clay
soils. when rain comes, becomes en-
crusted. The crust shonld be fire..
queniIy made fine by the rake or hoe
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1857-06-25

The Hern Ail----Obslruc,ed Milk.

Mr. E litor have seen in the
Farmer prescriptions Tor cure Of the
horn MI Ia cattle /; also an inquiry as
to the cause. and cure, for COW
test that had become hard 10 milk.
When reading them, / felt strong
Inclination 10 give YOU the remedy /
have always used in sue, cases, with
entire 81 ;sess, ln.i which is very sim.
pie anil easy OF application.
For thu bora all, (Which may nj
Ways bs knosn by the horn bec,m
ing c,ii, wth.sntirs loss Of appetite.
Take ons tablespoonful of saltpeire
{aboat Que oapce.) one of ground
black pepper, and one If common SCOT
when we'll pulseriz ID AMI mixed, Iii
vide into 3 doses, giving one per day
By placing ton the root of the tongue
it msy be given with little trouble
ut the saline time, put one spoon
full OF spirits Of turpintins in the hol
low between the horns Feed lightly
Two doses is generally suffi tent TO Ell
feet cure 10 l or 2 days.
Til, difficulty in the teat, ! appre
hena, is occasione.l by the milk duo
becoming dry anil closing up: all Ina
is necessary to effect cure is to in
sert large sized knitting needle int,
the bole of the teat, aud it will at ono
give milk as freely as ever.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1857-06-25
INIuRY 10 rHa corroN CRop Own

ESTIMATED thinks the jackson
F,ssFiSRs. Union, in the midst Of the
~ n~ san growing region. 1t says the
f'een"' MSS will arise from the lateness
Pfouao'y &anting season, and the de.
e.s s""' 49, seed in some localities
Mas'sr u :: s .,Smount of ground, however
,sA"' GU g 49, santed this yaar than las'
" epe"~ -. aake some COMPENSATION
denc,eS VI loe mess Of ne growing sea-
also Past Master of a Ldtsss
Lancaster citv. Pa The Vice Fs
ident. Hon. Mr.. Breckinridge. Is ssel
member. we think, Of Webb Ed dres
campment Of Knight Templars, at low
Lexington. KY, and the Secretary, ter
Hon. Howell Cobb, is a member OF suit
the Order in Georgia. We are not at u
informed. in this Particular as to was
the othsr members Of the Cabinet deep
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1857-06-25
T, MAKE MurToN SuEr CANDLES.

mann ava oiaON s|OLi OhHDLbo, IT
IMITATION OF. WAx-Throw qnick lime
in m tied milton suet; the lime vii
fall tothe bottom. and carry along with
it all the dirt Of thu suet, so as to leave
ii as pur.. and as fine as wax itself.
Now if to one ptrt of ia. surt, you
mix three Of real wax, you will have
avery fine, and to appearance, a rra
wax candle; at least the mixture could
never be discovered, nor even 10 this
moulding way for ornaments
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1857-06-25

SAM was asked what he thought of
the effect Of bot drinks on the system
Hot drinks, sir S lid he. ARE decided
ly bad. Tea and coffee, sir, art hurt
full. And even hot punch, when it is
very hot--very hot indeed and I'd
ken often, and in large quantities, ]
suppose, is slightly deleterious.
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"How TO make Leeches Bite" is tn

"How TO make Leeches Bite" is the
caption of an article going the rounds
of the papers. The best way, says
an exchange paper, unquestionably is
20 present them to first rate note
at thirty days with an offer Of five
per cent month. They will bite in
stnntly. and never stop sucking, Ell
tber, until they get the Whole.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1857-06-25
Beef and Spectators.

A meeting Of the butchers and
drovers WAS held 10 Philadelphia on
Monday Inst for the purpose of de-
wishing some means of circumventing
spectators in cattle, and reducing the
present high prices of meats. One
prominent butcher made tho follow
ing expose Of some of the rascalities
practiced upen them By spectators :
Cattle" he sail, "are put upon the
scales to be weighed for the butchers
in condition oftentimes dangerous,
from the effects of what is known rs
"stuf6ng;" this is done by feeding the
cattle with corn, salted and wet hay;
they are then kept without water IN.
Ill the morning Of the sale, when they
are allowed 10 drink so much that tho
cattle are pot in misery. This treat
meut affects them so much that it is
cs'"ast impossible 10 take the pauncb
from 'h>- The butchers also CON-
pam that Cas- are sold mt more
pounds TO the live ue,s,. hun tb.y
would make if put npou the star. IN
In an honest condition. lnstead O
now buying cattle at SIS pounds te
the hundred weight. he butchers are
compelled to pay fer 81 pounds, thu,
allowing on every bullock weighing
500 pounds 73 pounds more weight
to the spectators, smeuntipg at pres
ent prices to 50 40
Another object of the meeting wa
10 arrange for the calling Of con
yentiou Of the butchers of all the prin
cipa! cities for the purpose Of forming
an association, aud to recommend the
establishment OF Boar, of purchas
erS. under the control of the butchers
to purchase all cattle and sheep lrnn
the original feed RS and graziers, &c
Nothing definite was accomplished
however, owing TO the state oftht
weather The meeting was post Soned
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1857-06-25

A philadelphia editor thinks that
nations now-n-days are SO widely aud
intimately related, that they will
probably never decay. He doesn't
inform ms whether or not in his opln-
ion. individuals will ever TO DC such
amicable terms with each other rs to
live forever. But he ought to.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1857-06-25
MULBERRY.
Drug and Variety
HO S ii!

II - ~ ~ ~ -
IT HAVE just received, and keep con-f7N0
q stantly on hand. at my Drug and \4Tsa
Variety Store, in MULBERRY, TENN. oWW
fresh and genuine supply of Drugs. n
Me:ii ciacs, Paints. Oils, Dye-SsuiIs.
Snlph Quihine; Sulph Merphia;
Blue Mass; Calomel;
Ioi Potass: 0rleam Ergota;
Acetas de Morphia; Profo Iodure de Mercure
Blistering Ointment (ii. rolls.)
Thompson's Eye-water, and all the popular
Patent Medicines Of the day.
LOafer's Mouth Water.
Fine French Brandy; American Brandy;
The best remedies in the world for Flux. Di-
arrhea, and arrangement of the bowels
generally. Try tit is very exhilarating II
its effects, and ,swithal, very cheap.
Confcctionnries.
| Raisins, common and fine Candies. a superb
article OF Wedding Candy Every hifalutin.)
Cigars.
| 1t is useless for me to enum crate the differ
ent kinds of Cigars have on hand. l hav'
them ranging from the Cuba Six to the fines
and highly favored Havana; all of which
will sell very cheap.
| Baim of "a Thousand Flowers.
| VIVA. l,dy or gentleman would remain un-
der the curse of disagreeabls breath, whe1
by using the Balm of Thousand Flowers,
as a dentrifce, would not only render it swes
but leave the teeth white as alabaster? Man.
per ons do not know their breath is bad. an,
the subject is SO delicate their friends Will new
er mention it. 1t will rtmove tan. pimple.
and freckles from the skin, leaving it of a sol
and roscate hue.
Varieties.
All kinds Of Perfumeries, Stationary 90
of every kind-also is sdded'to his stock
fine Cutlery, Pocket Knives, Razors. etc. ~
Brushes and Straps, all kinds fine Soaps. abou
twenty qualities of smoking and chewing 10
bacco. Pepper, Spice, Ginger, Soda, Rice. an
various other articles not necessary to mentor
A fine assortment of Spectacles, all sorts; Snu
and Snuff Boxes and great many articles fo
LADIES, to which would respectfully invit
their attention.
| Powder, Lead, Shot, Caps, Shot Guns of tn
very best-all of which the undersigned offei
low for cash or to punctual dealers on time.
THOS. II. FREEMAN.
l Nov. 90. 1S56-12m
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1857-06-25

A land speculator out West. in de-
Tending his tract against the charge Of
insalubrity, declared it was so healthy
around there. and 30 difficult for
folks to die, that the inhabitants had
to draw their last breath with cork
screw.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1857-06-25

There is girl in Troy whose lips
are SO sweet that they stick together
every morning b, the honey they dis
til, aud she cannot open her mouth
pulil she has parted her lips with a
silver knife. Size will be treasure
TO her husband, not .only on account Of
her sweetness, bur because she Can oc-
casionally keep her mouth shut.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1857-06-25

Alta party one evening the CONVEX
satiopturued upon marriage. A belle
addressed a beau quite untbinkingk
thus, "lfI we're you, and you de- !. !
would have been married ledg ago.
Pretty broad HUT, thsf. The we'd
ding-day was set.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1857-06-25

@How many dsaths?' nsked the
hospital ply stefan. tNihe. "Why.
| ordered medicine for ten Yes,
but Que would not take it,,
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gmt unh 9nnfu.


MARRIED VS. UNMARRIED. q You We
got 10 wife ] believe, said MI. Blank
to his neighbor.
No, Sir" Was the reply, 81 never
WIS married.
.Ah,'' said Mr. Blank, SOU are 4
happy dog
A short time after, Mr.. Blank. in
addressing a married man, g, GU have
wife, sir?
"Yes, sir. wife and three cbil.
dren. e.
Indeed" said Mr.. Blank, you are
a happy man."
why, Mr. Blank" said one Of the
company, "your remarks to the un
married and the married seem to con
hict somewnat.'
mot at all not at all, sir. There
is difference in my statements
Please BE- more observing, sir. ! salt
F., the man who had no wife, was hap
py dog; and the man who had wife
Il happy man; nothing conflicting, SIT
nothing at all; | know what say. slrl'