The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1857-11-18
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The Richest A Anecdotes our.

Rnirkeyjocter for October Isl 50 usual GOD
We take fronfit the Gollowing: - AnatA
A shrewd countrymaR was in Gotdsin some
days ago-gaYky, uncouth and innocent enough
in appearance, but in reality with hts eye teeth
cut. Passing up Cathafn street. through the
Jews quarter he was continually encountered
with opportunities to buy. From almost every
store some one rushed out, in scconianee with
the annoying custom Of that street, 70 seize up
on and try to force him to purchase At'last,
one dirty lookingfellow caught him by the arm
and clainorously urged him to become custo- !
mer. -.t ar ~ ai t-f1- +r4.sf
"t1aye you got any shirts?" inquired the
cOuntTyman with verv innocent look.
/ a splendid assortment, sir Stepein, sir.
Every price, isiF, and every style. The cheapest
Are they clean" -, .-,
TO be sure sir. Step in sir "''7~ =.
Them resumed the countryman with perscs
gravity, put one onfor you heedit.iasttss aiisdi
The rage of the shopkeeper may be imagined
as the countryman, turning upon his hsel. quiz 4,
etly pursued his way. "a ~ 1900 css'',sIg
HEADING THE JEWS. y se4ss N
We are reminded by this Of circumstance
mentioned by friend, who laughed so much
while he was narating 1t that he could scarcely
'get it out" tie was walking along Uatharn'
street, he said with q Connecticut efriendsd His
friend wasn't green, although he looked exceed
ingly verlsnt, They were in the Jew quarter,
and the Yankee was hailed to buy "a uncom-.
mon fine pattern of a vest coat" A'What is the
price?p ''Three dollars.p "0hi ct eoutl I'if3
gin you twelve shillins.n "Can't do it; s'elp,
me God, cost more'n that to make it---let alone
the stuff" I'll gin you twelve shillins for that
Jacket. "Well you can take it; but there won't
be another yest go out ofths store atthat pficeTa
expect not, - said the Yankee: ''yop weuld'ta
be liable to sell many at that rate would ye2---,
Oh! ycou git eout."t Same time we heard this
he had been abused, the man had he had been
cheated; he had bought a. coat and pantaloons
in Catham street at something like fya times
their value He told his grievances TO his friend.
A plan for revenge was concocted. Th5y re-
paired to the store The friend tried OF, ore cf
the finest and best coats in the establishment.a-@s
1t was too small In straining to bring il to-
gether In front he, split il. from bottom to top
up the back He was very sorry, SAID 50, which
was not very Well received on the part Of the
proprietor, as he thought at the time tand aitef-
wards said SOY EIowbeit, he asked for another
coat of like quality and finish 1t was furnished
him and he put it on. When he had put him.
self comfortably inside oft .he,was seized with
a violent epieptic fit; he squrned on his back
towards the door; ground the dirt into the gar
ment; tore it beside; "came too," took it of, a.
pologised said he was very sorry; and added
that it was the first fit that he had ever hafia
in that store any how. twas his last too silaB
PICK UP DE sT6BE !, fs NJ Al ,.f,
friendly correspondent writing from Wash
inston, Pa, says: "Like most other small towna
we have a 'colored church., where many ans
sing things are said, highly exhiteratins to tho
spirits ofthe few who occasionally visit our
'llaytp meeting houses Hayti is the name Civ
en- tdthat part Of our ttHn where -pussons OF
color reside. One winter evening when the coll.
ored preacher was in the midst . I his sermon.
making most violent if not most eloquent
appeal to his hearers, one Of the legs of the soye
which had been loosened in some way fell cut,
and as anatural Consequence, the red hot stove
tipped over at an angle alarmingly suggestive Of
fire. The audience of course. commenced crow-
ding ont of the door like flock Of black Sheep
But the preacher was equal to the occasion.
Addressing. one Of his froaiineht mclahers, cried
lut 'pick up de stobe, bruddcr Boiah!-picK
ip the Stobe? De Lor won't let it brfa vou!T
Only hab aithp Poor brother Dolcr had unfDF-~
.unately too much faith, and immediately sez-
,d it, all glowing as it was; but no sooner had
MS fingers came in contact with the ierveht
ron than he dropped itagain,and dancing around
III one foot, blowing his skinless fingers, ex-
,lamcd with all the energy which be conld
hrow into his voice: dc h--El he Won't! D.
III he WON'T" t@ ts,s So