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Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19
De: LAIsaLONT,s PARIS AND LONDON MED

DEE. LAEEMONT'S PARIS AND LONDON MED
- IOAL ADVISER AND MARRIAGE GUIDE-20tb
edition. 49O pages, 100 eectrotype pictures CLOTH g. and
our letter stamps Mailed free. Among its conten Is
the anatomy OF the sexual organs of the male and female
all their diseases and weaknesses latest discoveries in
productions new and healthy mode preventing con
oeptoni qu2cks-their recipes and specifies the authors
unequailed Paris and London treatment Of Goanorrhoa
Gleet Structures, Syphilis, Primary and Constitutional
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L r U. we recommend Dr.. LarmOnt the afflicted
Courier des Edts UIts, Stats Zsitqg Democrat Lg,
Boo6' Iercufy Auds, Police Gdzette dc.
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vALuABLE HousE ANn Lnr rnR 49,

AN now offering for sale, on reasonable terms Al.
house and Lot at the corner Of Broad and High STE
'0FHleriy owned by the late Martin New Apply to
july8. 90 si 5aIHa1s, tNLsLsl,
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Celebrated Cordial BitterS.

An UNFQUALED TONIO AND BTOMACHIC.
4 POSITIVE and paatabe Remedy for general DebiIi-
~ dyspepsia, Loss Of Appetite, and all disorders Of
the Digestive Organs
me inYentor and Proprietor Of God~ey's C1e6rdted
C0TdtdS BstteFs IN recommending them an unriVaed
tonic and inyigoraDt sustained by the best medical
authorltes OF Europe and America, well by the
muttudes who have tested them. AS a restorative they
stand alone. Thousands who are languishng might
awake TO new existence by this powerful The
dysPepc who resorts to Godrey's Cordial Bters finds
the benefits permanent Upon the vital organs they e
ecIse orect sanitary inhueLce and yet their agency
as MID as saluary. For general debility sinking at the
stomach, loss Of appetite, sick headache, de-
presslon hypochondiasis broken sleep, fatuence faint
ness alter exercise, irritabity Cholc costivenes and
all disorders OF the nervous system their benefits are in
caiculebIe. -
Purchasers are cautioned against all mpostons.
Central Depot, 16 South William St. A. 2
JuneSO-5m. GEO. GODFREY, Proprietor.
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Having considerable inquiry the merits
Patent Elastic Cement Roohng introduced this cit
By Ohilds Co. 6ud be highlv recommended in this
city by many excellent judges that it is meeting Very
ready general introduction that superiority over
the composition ROOhng decided and freely admitted
aud finally expect adopt il for my roof which viii
summer-haying intended tin, but viii tr ,
the virtue, Patent Elastic ROohng"a substitute
Yours, truly, J. B. BENNETT.
Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19
CsoIssArr AGENCY ROYAL IssunAsqE conpAsr, |

February g. 1857. I
have examined W F.. Chids Co.'s elastic Fire and
Water Proof Cement Roofing" and as far I Judge
consider it q great invention, and willing to insure
buildings titus protected upon the terms
those covered by metal JNO- S. LAW,
Agent Royal Ins. Co., London and Liverpool.
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Painting Establishment.

= CE4AA VA4AS Go oGdU11SUIIICuL
U!LDERS Househoders, &c, requested to take no.
- tee that the undersigned having made the necessary
arrangements, and the services OF competent
Workmen, is now prepared 10 take
LARGE CONTRACTS
IN the line OF his vocation il all its various branches
In The department Of HOUSE PAINTING the subscriber
prepared to execute with the greatest promptness ali
aos' however large, which may be rendered. style
ana upon terms which fail satisfaction
lie IS also prepared to execute all manner of SIGN AMI
oNNAhENTAL PAINTING, GRAlNING AND sIARBT ING
having IN that department secured the services OF %
expert and experienced artists.
The subscriber would request persons HAVING vzc IN h
hne TO give him cal before making hna arrsngements
K. 4. FLEMING.
No. 62 Union St, between Cherry and summer
narch1I-f - -
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A VALUABLE LOT in seulh Rsshvfus. ,.r,.,.. s.,,
- nsF Ana OAK streets, ondnF I20 feet o. so,r-- ,
street and 40 on OAK street. VIII Is cold a. bsrI
Aas Sss = no" being carried NJ frou Of this Lot
@F3sS Az , LiNDsLEY,
1sS s. College street
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L. MILLER'S HAIR INIVIGORATOR

'ok strength ming, Resterng, Darkening ana perpst
ostlng the Dsauty OF the hair PFfeE % TSr-S -.
BOTTLE II eraaeaes scarf and ~,
ne roe ot ne hair lends vger aaa pstre to the 6res
mem u toegbt, or growing Rra :: fasteDs tbar, m
=lng out; them Il already she'd snd 49, ~ -
par So = silky aad Eayy. In the nursery it Is itdpS
pc - means o. cleaning the heads children ana ~
1s me oundstaon Of vigorous growth Of hair Sold bv
n usslss ana tealers in Fancy Goo3s eVeryEbere
Rug2A-Sn Sc
Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19

M oDERN STYLE OF SCHOOL FURNITURE. manu-.
A iac'Sred and for sale by JOHNSON, No. 400 Bud-
son ST.. New York. large supply kept constantly on
hand. Circulators forwarded on application as above
june24-6m.s ~'N
Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19

| IMPORTANT IMPORTATION, by which much suffering
ana misery in families may be avoided sentto married
ing four postage stamps Dr. L. F. PROBART Box s60s5
ew York City. IiIne5f f-s1,S %
Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19
a NEAT IiEsIDENOE In EnGEEIEI-n
FOR SALE.

a Lot South Nashville on College street. bsvoBs ,b
Msaiesl College, fronting 81 feet being he Lot op
cheap. Apply 10 !. Y < IfETsI- - s@'s
--AICu&9 &3 COLLEGE street
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TO aII tie Eastern n Cifies. liI.ie : u


BAGGAGE CHECAED T,HROUGH
no eHANGk OF CARS TO cL.ETELAND on WHEELING.
Three Daily EAstern Trains A. A. 81, 70 A 4. ans
sss9 p. a..
FIRST TRAfN-cleEsland FaftsbarE, SfsusenvIBe and
Wheeling LlgAiniag k1prssa-Lszyez Cinciaaaii A &
o'clock a. n. oF M ac Eastern ctes; also Detroir 80
Cleveland, sPrns heid, Wlington CiFcls Eiiis
and zaaessile.
This betueea ciuoiaassi ana Coiargbus =,
L0seizud, 8ofrCW, AeEta ana London oefv
EBJuAu EkA1a-NleEei4nd, ftttsburF and Whe.tir-
ExPTsss AaiI-lesYcs Clneitr al st ~ e'elosE ~ -
cities.
train steps all points between cinoinasti ,,s
Lotulnk4a.
llilED Ti-AIN- N-AeasnfaeastlonBesvss olnsiaustl Al
LslezssEFs 4Nnessilie aaa GaiaraEaa -
ms uAin .toRs = a. penis estNesa cinsiunati sss
C1llzuAas -
soek1h TRAlS-ClsTeial,1, Plsls8sFr. etegss,vtt.
41a eAss..AG esas AxPfess- ksaFss ClacHsati Al -
lel1cE A. NlsselsH6 flftsbaFe So lsz7- ~. -
heriEE. iqT 80 tae EzsEaFu tirs -
oaia lbas. -
eassraa On ssaaAy Al asso s'sioss 2. q iar oalaaAa
plly.
lransIsn by csiaHasus 'is-ssvsa u.zasss tsssr IA.
Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19

OFFICE Gin, HAM AND DATToN RAILROAD.
Childs Co.'s Patent Cement Roofing is
hest class Of Buildings We covering Freight
Cars with Il, and Mechanic reports very favor
able t6 il. 8. S, L'HOMM 1DIaU; Pres.
Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19

SuoAn. III Ahas Fais Pslsas, ana ehoiss psw sss.,
49, - - fesesis4 satas II stess sna os - -
t = se2roN GO.
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NEW AND INnoRrANr

Discovery in the Science of Medicine.
ENGRAYINGs OF THE SEALS OF THE PATENT OF
FICE OF GREAT BRITAIN, ECOLE de PHARMACJF
PHARMACIEN de PARIS, AND IMPERIAL COIIFGE
or MEDICINE, VIENNA, are affixed upon each V-rsn-
per and around each case OF Nf
Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19
Dysentery, Relax and Worms.
Indication and Imnnritv Of tha R1nna

H'O"' "o0-" y H"Hes, fdsoTQf 4dpenk Church Boston
DE AYER; have used yoDr Pulls with estraordin,yv s,
] &C. "a my isnily AMI smong thlse called 10 visit in
eiSrsss To regulate the OF digestion and puf E
blood they are tho very best remedy have ever -
anu can oonhdentlv recommend them 70 my friends
touTst J. HINES
Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19

From j. B. Bennett General Agent Of Rna ms Co. for the
Southern and Western States.
Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19

40 prizes amounting to.-....s 1882 60
whole Tickets $40: Halves SIS Quarters $3.50.
Please address all orders for Tickets in The above
z. H. HUBBARD CO., .
-, -, No. 81 Eayette street, or Box, No A.,
01s-4 "a" Batmove. Maryland,
Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19
NEW YORK ADVERTISEMENTS.

ffStn H. 3 ScHELi late Of the firm Of SErt4 Vrss--
OWGz ScHELL, United States ana Forei~1 N.--s,,e4
S19 81 t1sIns agent, MOat's Buildiug ss5 Broad
Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19
FOR SALE AN ELEGANT DWELLING
AT LOW FIGURES.

An ohering for sale most desirable residence on Sum-
N sr In the 4th Ward The Lot fronts IS fe b
lU. Inc House new and neat contains rooms kitchen
81 room smoke house, dairy and stable. The gas
DaIsSln' Apply 10 A. v s. LINDSLEY
-21Ie-o. S8 College street
NEAT RESIDENCE IN EDGEFEEI,n
no. 06erea Tor sale At a bargain. The Lot -
= fronts q teet on Woodland street and lTO on 80.
ginoE. The house contains four good rooms good I
~ terni &c The house is new, built of breE s.i ~
situation one Of the best in Edgeaeld VIII Be so a low
"PFy 20 A. V. S. LINDsLEY.
-aLsLo. IS College street
Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19
TIE EAR-EzMED ARD P0PUZzR
MARYLAND LOTTERIES
FOR SEPTEMBER, 1857.
r. FRANCE & Co, Managers
BRILLIANT SCHEMEn
GRAND CONSOLIDATED LOTTERY OF MD.

10 be drawn Saturday, Sept 26h, Baltimore, Maryland.
Drawings conducted undec superntendence Of the
state Lottery Commiasfener.
Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19

FHE o85NIBus L1SE sszls fs4 szassns.-. - -, =
pFizcipsi eesss s eeee asa eKery ~ lsas5ss ~
ssssssla ei laer - lAe ateFe ae-ceas aI -
szFs sli FaEts ef t1e sl1Fs sslksz4 AL
fsio s. h AuahLEs Csass~s.-
Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19

MATCHES. 10000 GROSS
MI AICHES, CIGAR LIGHTS, and WAX TAPERs war
Va ranted 10 stand every climate Put uu N wool sr5
oo1 es expressly for shipping and jobbng Sold on The
unoSt tioeral terms b. CHARLES PARTRIDGE
s1EN4-om s. 125 Maiden Lane New YORK.
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Fare as Low as any ether Route
FoR THEUuGH TICRETs

Ans zA iat9EEsslaus aesze sqaiF 80 zhe eos ~ pu=
rel Aeazst4eesla aoE Neaf e Was street 49, IN Co.
iaaae hzliaag, Asd od oscs. saEtA-eass errsrr FSs
HsF sud sFpEtl fe-lls ctt1rer a1eze. Essl-T
kLAstis A-asail bFpe4, ksst PRESS street
011es HeEra liza 4 a. ~ unff' eh R.N.
3 F.FllAzks eeasrsl az~.s
Daily Nashville patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1857-1858, 1857-09-19
JOVen'S Kid Glove Cleaner.
JoUVEN's KID-GLoYE CLEANER.
JoUVENsS KID-GLOVE CLEANER
JOUVEN'S KID-GLOYE CLEANER
JOUVER'S KID-GLOVE CLEANER
25 cents per bottle.
20 cents per bottle.
rs cents per bottle.
--t IS cents per bottle.
One bottle cleans 9pair
One bottle cleans 50 pair.
One bottle cleans so pair

nsnnei, apply small portion Of the prepsration vrv
lightly and the dirt win instantly disappear IL s the
tlcle used BY the KdGlove Manufacturers OF France 70
art that purity OF finish and soness for which tbeiv
goses are SO Justly celebrated II cleans kid sppers ana
ne ana coored kiogloves elegantly. It is also An e
artee Tor the toilet and for beautifyng the corr
removing tan Pimples &e exceeds in excel-
any OF the thousand and one preparations ususv
Ints, viii convince any one that the article is ali tba
70 De Try bottle Of It for cents and Won
viii never Wis to be without IL. It be obtained o.
Druggists and dealers in Fanc Goods Nashville and at
wholesale, OF the sole prOprietOrs, CLARK CO. SSs
BROADWAY, NEw YORK liberal discount Ia ,be ,rs5s
As there an inferior article in the market buyers viii be
careful 10 see that the name Of CLARK Co. upon each
bottle which they purchase. Iiune24-8m Al
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-24
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have iEcontinued. . .'
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Insertion b.. r D. ..--...-... .-..
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made to those who advertise by the year.
No advertisement countedless than Il square,
The number O ofinScrtions must be specified, or
the advertisement will be continued and charged
"scordingly,
Announcements of candidates for Office $500
Marriages and Deaths inserted gratis.
All communications, toi insure attention must
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paid. ..-.-
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-24
A RIVER ADVENTURE.

In the summer Of 1889 was engaged
with a young man named Lyman Kemp,
in locating land lots along the Wabash,
in Indiana. had gone out partly for
my health and partly to accommodate one
who had ever been a noble friend to me,
and one who had purchased a great deal
| of government land. At Logansport he
was taken sick, and after watching with
him a week, in hopes that he would soon
recover. found that he had settled fe-
yer, and as the physician said that he
would not be able to move under month.
l determined to push on alone. So OBJ
tanned nurse and having seen that my
friend would have everything necessary
to his comfort which money could procure
left him.
AS good fortune would have it, found
a party Of six men bound on the very
route l was going, and l waited one day
for the company. At length we set out
with three pack horses to carry our lug
gage. and soon found that had lost
nothing by waiting. for my companions
were agreeable aud entertaining. They
were going on to St. Joseph's where they
had land already located, and where they
had mills upon the river, intending to get
out timber during the remaider Of the
season.
On the third day from Logansport, we
reached Walton's settlement on the Little
River. having left the Wabash on the
morning Of that day. 1t was we'll on in
the evening when we reached the little
log.built inn Of the settlement, and we
were glad enough of the shelter-for ere
we had family got under cover, the rain
commenced to fall in great drops, and
thIckIy too. And more still had to be
thankful for my horse began to show q
lameness in one Of his hind legs, and when
leaped from the saddle found that his
loot panied him much. as L could tell by
the manner in which he lifted it from the
tground. l ordered the hostler to battle
J 1t with cold water, and then went into the
house, where we found a good substan.
tial supper and comfortable quarters fol
the night--that is comfortable for that
E,section and time.
/ About ten o'clock, just after I had re.
tired. and just after l had fallen into q
grateful browse, was startled by the
shouts of men and the barking Of dogs
directly under my window. As the noise
continued arose and threw on my clothe.
and went down.
"What is it ?" asked Of the landlord
who stood in the entry way. ......
Ah-dont you know, stranger 90 th'
host returned. you've heard of Gus
tus Karl, perhaps
Who in the West at that time had no
heard Of him? the most reckless ans
murderous robber that ever cursed
country. told the host l had heard q
him often.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-24
WHOLE NO. 400.
.TFea.ment oi ehilaren i, I.ussla.

Treatment OF Children in Russia.
In the life of a Russian peasant there i IS
q reried anteies to all tunics, mantles,
even shee skins, during which they live
aa Kind OF mummy life, only, unlike the
|EgYp ptian. i is the frst instead. of tho
last Stage of their existence. For the
youngest children are always smaddied.
and rolled up tight ia bandsges, So that
they may Be ccnyeniently put away with
outlrisk of getting themselves INTO mis-.
Chief or danger On entering one of
sheis houses. an en- thusiastic trayeIsr
thin he has come upon some Pagan
tIibe haxing their idols aud penate Win
eiheads we'll carved out, and the rest 81
the body let Ia bleclE. IFefooh Is ions.
D a one laid dsnpon d shelf, another dung
to the wall on aspeg. d third swung Over
one OF the main beams Of the roof and
rocked by the fnofhet who has the icord
loepedp to her foot. . Iss WHY. that Is rs 4
child pa ctiesahs traveller, with a,fesiinaeg
similar TO that eS perienced on treading ot,
a toad which was supposed to be a stone.
Why, what else should it be ?'' answers
the mother. Having learnt SO much in
SO short time, the inquisitiye traveller
wishes TO inform himself about the habits
of the creature but his curiosity is some
what damped by the extreme dirt Of the
little figure. he enquiries Of the parent
when il was washed. g Washed %
shriekes the mother; I" washed i-whatt
wash childg You would XIII IT,"
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-24

LOOKING Gu1LTY.-Nothing can be more
absurd than the idea of "looking guilty"
proving guilt. An honest man charged
with crime is much more likely to blush at
the accusation than the real offender, who
is generally prepared for the event, and
has his face 'ready made" for the ocea-
sion. The very thought Of being sus-
pected of anything criminal will bring the
blood to an innocent mans cheek in nine
cases out often. The most guilty looks
ing" person we ever saw, was man ar
rested for stealing horSe-which turned
out to be his own property l-Boston Pa
per.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-24

+ EH-poeeor, kin YOU Ten me what's ths
mater With my chfld's nose7 She keeps
asPickin ont Yes, ma'am., Ii,s prob--
ably an irritation Of t6e gastric mucous
membrane, Communicating symps.helc
titillation Of the ephithelium of the
rboeriah." -,
"There. now, that's Just What Iiold
Becky. She lowed il was woTrnms.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-24

EH The following from Pnueh Is pro,
baby the seyerest satire ever uttered
against human nature. Poll men 10.
morrow as 70 which Of the two theylB
rather be, q "kneye or fool, !" tbe maio-
rity would be ,et least two 70 one Ia favor
OF the knaYes. e.es.e., :, 4 fe.il ~
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-24

Hoh whistle, daughter. and you
shall have cow I never Wtiistled 10 my
life, and can't whistle now. Oh whistle
daughter. whistle. and you shall have q
man; never whistled in my life, but 1'li
whistle II can.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-24

E1 Somebody. describing the absurd
appearances of q man dancing the polka.
says: "He looks as though &c had q hole
in his pocket, and was trying % shake
shilling down the leg Of his trowsers.'
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-24

BgIt appears from the Iyuehbargu
Courier, that one Of the most genuine ciiD
riosities in the way Of sheep meat. bgy6fR
produced, was exhibited By sMrl Cfous6.a
at the Market house in, thataeity Fff;dhyo
morning. 1t was q mutton, GRfee yeafs
old. which weighed $50 pounds nnettaad
cut 8 inches solid fat sonrthe rib. and da4FI
inches on the back OF the necks SIt Ias
raised by John Mydsfestons Of Seven kIiIad
Ford sSmythei6oaHt " and islanotherI eyss
idence, ofdhe perfeclionJtoyaw which iotliihFss
attain in the greats southwest o. of'yhgintsle
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-24
THE BRIEFLEss BARR1sTER.


An attorney was taking a turn,
In shabby habiliments drest; ..,-.
His coat 1t was shockingly worn, ia.
And the rust had invested his vest
His breeches had suffered q breach,
His linen and worsted were worse;
He had scarce whole crown in his hat,
And not half crown in his purse
"unfortunate man that ! am.
I've never a client but grief;
The case is, I've no case at all,
And in brief, have ne'er had brief!
"1've waited and waited in win,
Expecting an opening TO find,
Where ali honest young lawyer might gain
Some reward for the toll Of his mind.
"Tis not that I'm wanting in law,
Or lack an Intelligent face.
That others have cases to pIead,
While have to plead for case.
ooh, how can modest young man
Fer hope for the smallest progression-.
The profession's already so full .-
OF lawyers so full Of profession"' -, l..
While he was ,stroling around, al, .. ....-. ..
His eye accidentally fell ,..,i.-, 49,.
On very deep hole in The ground, r...,..
a. And he sighed to himself, at is welln' -
. To curb his emotions he sat - '!i .''i
J2i. On the curb stone the space Of u minute,
% Then cried, "Here's an opening at last"' ''
IF And in less than 4 jiffy was in it! p"
o. Next morning twelve citizens came,
f., : CTwus the coroner bade them attend.
To The end that it might be determined
How the man had determined his end!
"The man was a lawyer, I fear"
Quoth the foreman who sat OH the corpse
"a lawyer? Alas !" said another,
"IIO undoubtedly died Of remorse."
A third said, "He knew the deceased,
An attorney we'll verscd in the laws,
And us to the cause Of his death
Twas no doubt from the want of u cause.
The jury decided at length,
After sol lemnly weighing the matter,
That the lawyer "wus drowned because
He couldn't keep his head above woter!'
A California Lyric-The Big Lump.
Said Patrick to bandy legged Jimmy one day
Sure, Jimmy. my jewel, but I've u fine lay,
There's u big lump of goOld, US big as,-you'l
guess,
But be nisy my lad now, don't nuke such
fuss"
A lump whispers Jimmy, 'ochlulabaloo,
And is there enough, are you sure. for US two
AS big us-the devil be the piper o. Moses
Wo III be afthcr that same before the day closes
But Patrick my darling, now tell me my lad,
And where is the spot that ye've hid this fin,
scud,
I can SEQ it from he re- answers Patrick the sly
It's all, We won't tell now, Sure no'-'ir
your eye.'
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were walking arm in arm, wag said 70
friend, 1sThese two are Just equal 70
one highwayman.n "Why," was the
response. 'Because." )" rejoined the wsg.
''it is aIawyer and doctor-yotv money
or your life"
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ence in the form Of these letters. g The
proper way Is 70 run the , below thsso
line. and The I.eyeu with the line. 7is -
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-24

EJ Why Is mushroom ike dandy
Because 1t Is rapid IN its growth, slim IN
It's trunk and thick in its head.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-24

at does one good TO look ssyou. as
the fox said 10 The chickens. when be
found the wall too high for him to leap