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Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
SWAN & CO.'S LOTTERIES!
FORT GAINES ACADEMY LOTTERY,
CLASS %.
To be drawn in the City OF Atlanta Georgia. in Puhs On
TUESDAY, JAN. Goth, 1857, on the Plaza of
SINGLE NUMBERSi!
$4,000 Tickets--3,3O7 Prizes.

58UI Prizes amounting $204 000
Whole Tickets Sl0;-Halves S.; Quarters, $50
600 Prizes OF $40 will be determined by the last figure
Of the Number that draws the $4,000 prize example,
the Number craving the 0,000 Prize ends with No
then all the Tickets where the number ends In will be
entitled 10 $40 II the Number ends with No then all
$40, and on 10 O..
Certificates Of Packages will be sold the following rates.
which is the risk:
Certificate of Package Of1O Whole Tickets $50
10 Half ............. so
Address orders for Tickets Certificates either to
5. SWAN & co, Atlanta, Ca,
or 5. SWAN, Montgomery, Ala.
or T. SFIMsTERN,
dec29 Box No 8, p. o. Nashville Tenn
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01

SKowING-The weather yesterday was de-
cidedly wintry, or, as they say at the North
rather climate g." Snow fell during a
part of the day, coming down in large and
feathery fakes and in such quantities that the
ground was covered directly.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
MILITARY ACADEMY LOTTERY.

Whole Tickets, SO; Halves IS; Quarters $3.50
5000 Prizes OF $40 win be determined BY the
last figure OF the Number that draws the $4,000 Prize
For example, If the Number drawing the $4,000 Prize ends
with No. l. then all the Tickets where the number ends in
l will be entitled to $40. II the Number ends with No g.
then all the Tickets where the Number ends with viii be
entitled to $40, and so TO O.
Certificates OF Packages viii be sold at the following rates
which is the risk:
Certificate of Package Of 100 Whole eco
- leo Half q" ........,. 30
100 Quarter" ............ Is
Address Orders for Tickets Certificates either 70
8. SWAN 4 co Atlanta, Ga.
or 8. SWAN, Montgomery Ala.
dee10 or 2. sTIMsTEEN, Box 3, Nashville p o.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
soRoFULA AND SALT RHEUM OF FOUR YEARS
sHANnING CIIREn BY CARTER,S SPANISH MIXTURE

soRoFULA AND SALT RHEUM OF FOUR YEARS
STANDING, CURED BY CARRIERS SPANISH MIXTURE.
woRcEsrER, Wayne Co., o., Dec. l, 1853.
MwyRs. BENNETT EEAs.-Gentiemen:-Havihg for four
years past suffering with scrofua in its worst form,
without finding relief iron best physicians solicit
ed by friend to try Carriers Spanish Mixture. 1t gives
me pleasure that before finishing the first bottle,
the disease relaxed then ordered two bottles and
With heartfelt gratitude state to you the fact that two
bottles of your excellent preparation has entirely cured
The third bottle gave friend who had been suffer-
ing with salt Rheum for length Of time, and he like N.Y.
SELF owes his restoration to health to the virtues Of Gar
ters Spanish Mixture" You at liberty this let
ter in any way you may think proper if will benefit the
afflicted Your obedent servant
noyli JOSEPH ROBINSON.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
CONSUMPTION CURED.

Re net deceived By base limitations. HEGEMAN, CLARK
4 cos GENUINE con LIVER oil. never dsappoints
ard nine years experience has proved superior TO all
others and the only reliable cur Ter CONSUMPTION
As there great deal Of spurious oil Ia the market adul-
terated With oyhse OIL ke. &C. much care can.
act be taken to procure the Genuine.
Cur Oh is made at factory 10 Newfoundland and
coca bottle has signature The cork be careful to
sst HEsrxAS, CLARK Co. for since the death Of Mr
Rpsn7oH our partner there has been article intro
encsa called Rushton which s In say eoaaseteA win
4 q q Co, or b. O. a Go.
sssa b J. g. Brown, Ewin Bros, snd b. DIugxs,s gen.
erary oet27-su
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01

AUCTION SALE OF GRooERIEs auction
sale Of Groceries takes place this morning at
the store of LelBett & Ewing on Market
street. The goods offered comprises general
assortment of the leading articles of trade in
the wholesale grocery line. Retail aud coun-
tty dealers wild DO well to be on hand.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01

REMovAL.-Thompsou 81 Co., have got into
their pew and elegant store on College street
near the Square. We shall speak of their stock
(Which is very large and well selected one by
the wGy) at another time.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01

w- AttentioEis directed to the advertise
ment Of houses to rent in Edgefeld.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
River and SteanbOat News.

The River continues to recede slowly at this
point with about A feet of wafer on the
Shoals.
be weather is cloudy and damp with an
occaslonrl sprinkle of snow and rain.
Bears IRAvINe THIS DkT.
AmBa sa9ov for Cairo.
ARRIVED.
OBTAINED.
Tor New Orleans; and Princess
-ati; city Of Huntsville for Cairo
nc for Memphis; and Eta for St
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01

PERFUMED BREATH-What lady or gentleman
would under the of dsagreeabe breath when
by using the "BALM A THOUSAND Flowers" as dentr
ce would only render buteaVe the teeth white
aabast7 Many persons do not know that their breath
is bad and the subject is delicate their friends VIII
never mention it. Pour single drop Of "Balm" on your
tooth brush wash the teeth night and morning. fifty
cent bottle will last year.
BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION may easily De acquired
by using the BALM THOUSAND FLOWERS" 1t will re-
move tan pnps and eckes from the skim leaving it of
soft hue. Wet towel pour on two or three
drops and wash the face night and morning.
SHAVING MADE EAsY.-Wet your shaving brush in
either cold water pour two or three drops OF
aBAIM or THOUSAND FLOWERS" rub the beard well, and
it viii make beautiful soft lather much facilitating the
operation Of shaving. Price only fifty cents Beware Of
ounterfeits. None genuine unless signed by
WP FETRIDGE Dc co.
sept2-daw6m Franklin Square, N. Y.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01

rE- The Nashville Blu ilding Association meets
tonight for the disposal of its funds, with large
amount on hand.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
C. E. HARDY & CO.,
GROCERS AND COMMISSION AGENTS
AND DEALERS IN
Bacon, Lard, Flour, Fruit, Feathers,
and Produce generally,

and Produce generally,
NO. So BROAD STREET, NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE.
deelO
IAIE HAVE now in store a stock Of W0OLENS,
w adapted especially to the Winter Trade, which
selling at very low prices to close
100 Gents English Shswls;
100 Stella do;
200 pieces Plaid Linsey;
200 do Satnett;
French Merno;
do English do;
do Solid and Fancy DeLalu;
do Hamilton and Manchester DeLain;
bales Coating, heavy;
do Blankets, &C, &c.
These Goods, with very large variety OF Staple aud
Fancy Goods oerpg the strongest inducements
close out A. J. DUNCAN 4 CO.,
dec23 No. 10 Public Square.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
BEST HAIR DYE IN THE WORLD.

This strong languageet BooLs's ELECTRIC HAN DTE
recenty mproved proved to be So By judges at
the late Mechanics Fair held in Boston among whom was
Or. Hays, the eminent chemist and State assayer) who
awarded 1t the PRIZE MEDAL AND DIPLOMA over the
choicest Hair Dyes exhibition from all ofthe Union
It's unparalleled superiority consists list The Ingredients
nourishing the bair not destructive Others 3D.
Does not stain nor hurt the 3d. Is easily applied and
dyes the hair any color required, from delicate brown to
deep black so natural appear marvellous. Manu-
aetured sold and applied by wM BoGLE 277 Washington
street. Boston. dec1O-tilmays1
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01

HoLL0WAYs PILLs.--A certain remedy for Liver and
Stomach complaints. The daughter of Mrs. Farlow OF
Henry street. New York. for three years in deporabe
state Of i'll health suffering from her stomach and Liver.
weeks ago she commenced the Of Dr. Hooways
Pills and perfectly cured. Sold at the manufactures, No
So Maiden Lane New York. and No. pa Strand, London
and by all druggists at Csc, 62Hc, and 81 per box.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01

retired Clergyman. restored to health in Afew days
after many Of great suffering is asIiOus to
make known the OF WIN send (irpe) he pro-
serlpton used. Direct The Rev. JOHN NJ DAeNALI No.
81 Fulton street. Brooklyn. ~. septas-sm
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
Royal Havana Lottery.

TIE next ordinary drawing Of the Royal Havana
Lottery, CONDUCTED By the spanish Government un-
der the supervision Of the Captain General Of CaSa win
take place al Havana. on
Saturday, January Sd, 1857.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
ODO FELLOWS DIRECTORY,

SUBORDINATE LODGES, /. 0. o. F.
TENNESSEE LODGE, No. /, meets A. Odd Fellows
Hall every Tuesday night. OehceFs; P. En1ioD. O. W
W. THURaozD V.e; hcD. A. NoLks, secys T. l. MARSHALL,
Treasurer.
NASHVILLE LODGE, No. 2, meets every THURSDAY
night Ofeerss W. A. MHERRr, n es ~ W. hATcA4FF, v
g.; I. W. BAHNns seeys Z. Q. cockREi1. Treasurer
TRABUE LODGE, No TO- meets eyary hOndag night.
0hcers. p. e. PMLAFss ~ q g. W. DAkDkas V. g.; E.
DEluH1sr, sccy.; ". caxaAoS, Treasures.
sMIIlY LODGE. 10 90 meets al thslr Hal, South
Nashvie, VERY gIitay nsshL oAicer JoaN r. HnL, N.
g. FRKD- Jore v. Il Q. AILEr, seeys JozE fANKsIEr,
ENCAMPMENTS.
RIDGELY ENGAMFMENT, No. !, meets On the ist
and Sd Wednesday HRht Of each moDth. eicen O. say
Eas, O. p; ". @. FoCLk, H. r; P. BuLlon, g. ~. w
TnUAHoSp. J. W.; J. Lzoza SCRIBE b. B. crrTEa Treas
OLIVE BRANCH KKcAMPMKNT, No. 4, meets
every "a Alb Wednesday night q each onth oacsrs
J. X. EDxUSBsox @. p D. LFpxs. n. r.; q. W. nanBeA
w. W. s. fuxSs, vs. 4. 7. FLEzlss. Scribe, J. n.
HsKp. Treasurer. IR2s
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01

w. M. HARGRAVE,
HOUSE, SIGN AID ORNAMENTAL xAtAIkRs
3NoAo SHNEtsT,
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01

$3.50 Prizes, amounting s2O4 ooO
Whole Tickets, 80; Halves, IS; Quarters AZ 20
The hrst 216 prizes decided usual
The 5000 PRICES Of $40 win be determined
by the last bgure OF the Number that draws the $4,000
Prize ends with No. then All The tickets Were the nun
Der ends IN viii be entitled TO $40. II The uBmber ends
with No. e. then all the ctsts where the nuber eas IN
will be entitled % ESQ, and 50 on to o.
Certificates Of Packages will be sold the following satss
which IL the risk:
Certificates Of Package Of 10 Whole eco
10 Half =" ............ 80
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01

CRoOKER's MILLINERY EsTABLIsHNKET.--Yes-
terday was the Fall opening day Of the above
establishment and prompted by desire to
see something very nice as well as to be in
fashion las nearly every body, we thought,
was there,) We went along with the tide aud
ooked st the large and fine display Of millinery
and fancy goods there TO be seen. Mr. Croker
has brought on very large and varied stock,
embracing all the articles belonging to the
trade, Of every style and quality. The stock
of bonnets, flowers, ribbons, trimmings, head
dresses, &c, is far beyond what we expected
TO see. The finer qualities of these variousslyles
of goods are indeed saperb, surprising any
thing we have ever seen. The bonnels, par
ticularly, we look upon as the prettiest things
in that line ever introduced to the notice Of the
public.
Mr.. G. is prepared to sell millinery goods at
wholesale as wei as retail, aud country dealers
desiring TO purchase vii do we'll 10 examine
bis stock.-tf
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
L.. SCOTT & CO.'S
REPRINT OF THE
British Periodicals,
AND THE
FAR MEN GUIDE.
GREAT REDUCTION IN THE PRICE OF TIE
LATTER pnpT 70 TrnN

GREAT REDUCTION IN TIE PRICE OF THE
LATTER PUBLICATION.
sc0rr co., NEw YoRK, continue to publish ,hs
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asy throughout The world, than be possibly obtained
EARLY COPIES
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a. they can now ss place. in the Ia nds Of sSssrOe aOai
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Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01

GIFT BooKs-HoLIDAY PRESENTS, DO, go.
Hagan g. Bro, Market street, are now receiv-
ing splendid assortment of Elegantly bound
and beautifully illustrated books. Alec a
large stock Of account paper and Blank Books,
which they will sell at low prices to close.
Buyers are invited to give them osll.-d2w.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
Havana Plan Lottery.

[ By Authority Of The STATE Of Georgia. !
JASPER COUNTY ACADEMY LOT-
d Terry GLASS g. to be drawn at CoNcEAT Hall Macon
"a, under sworn superintendent Of Col GEoRoE NJ
LooAS and w. Q. ANDEKsos, Esq, Saturday, Sd
J an, 1857.
SATURDAY SMALL SCHEME
10000 NumbeTs-PTiEes payable without Deduction.
CAPITAL PRIZE, s5,OOOl
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01

$1,000 prizes, amounting SO2 OOO
Wholes $50; Halves $40; Quarters s5 Eghths 81 80.
Certificate of Package of26 WhOles, t265 90
do do rs Halves, ...-......- 1s9 so
do do 20 Quarters Z" $500. &C 20
do do 20 Eighths " .......... 50 IL
GE All orders for tickets packages in any Of the
Maryland Lotteries viii receive prompt attention, and Ii
drawing mailed to all purchasers immediately after Il Is
over. Address T. H. HUBBARD CO.,
No. SO Fayette street. or Box, No. 40
dec2e-dkv Baltimore. Maryland.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
CHARLES RORERVSON
(Late Of J. G. Il C. Robertson, Broad street)
. q n cot tho er
AND
Candy Manufacturer.


Fruits Mats, Cigars, Tobacco, and Fancy Articles,
No. II Market street, opposite Morris STATIONS,
NNT0ULD respectfully inform the citizens Of Nashville and
w surrounding community that he is permanently oca-
ted in the above business and would pleased receive
share Of public patronage.
az Particular attention paid TO orders from the
dec1e-1v
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
COPAKTNERSHIP NOTICE

MR. L. A. LANIER aad GEO. MIZELL having become
Il1 associated with the undersigned 10 the Wholesale
6roeery and Liquor Business the style Of the hrn w re-
main as heretof5re. b. LANIER A Co
Deeenbsr xst, 1856 dec5
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
SOUTHERN MILITARY ACADEMY LOTTERY

To be drawn in the City Of Mobile Ala IN public on
SATURDAY, JANUARY 10, 1857, on the Plan OF
SINGLE NUmRERS!
JONI HURTLE and W. W. MoGuIRE Esqs Commissioners.
80, 900 Tickets $3.50 Prizes
MORE THAN ONE PRIZE TO EVERY TEN TICKETS.
Novel SetqRaN
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
MACKENZIE s. BECKWTTH,
COLLECTING AGENTS,
NASHVILLE. TENN,

AND GENERAL AOEIN pON
THE GREFENBeRG COMPANY OF NEW YORK
FOR TENNFssEE. ALABAMA AND GEORGIA
nv ARRANGEMENTS made with the Gr4fenbeTg CoHPany
ID we undertake to visit ssranDusly their sub AGENTS
residing in every county, and city IN the three states
In doing this which will be personally suPerntended oy Ar.
Beckwh, offer services As Collectors iot oosaes
men Newspapers &C. &e and promise 70 give close aHeE-
ton 10 ne interests Of those who wish - employ rs
g- We are permitted to give the following rsssTeAees
Js.&w.P Libby, 81 Park Row, Nes forSi
Locke Ketchum Co., Water street, New ferki
Roland Parry, Esq, Custom House, hhnAdeiPhiA'
Payne, Bsseli a Co., Pittsbsrgi
Livingston Copeland Co, Pittsburg;
CUNNINGHAM 4 Co., PitsSburg Glass Factory
G. M. Fcgg, Attorney at Law, NashVilsi
r. II. McEwen Wilkin,
Messrs. Anderson, Allison Co.
Messrs. Ewin Brothers. SCI
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
R5O ReWard.

~ A&SN Wv SSA-OAs
d ANYWAY from the subscriber, residing in Columbia
LII Maury county Tenn, the 29th November, yell.
Low BOY, named DICK. Said boy Is about % years Of
age weighs from ITO to 175poun about five feet eight
inches hgh Of bright muatto color; quick spoken Of
rather insoent appearance. He last heard Of Nash
vile, and is supposed to be in that vicinity now with
pass will give the above reward for the apprehe ASTON
and confinement Of said boy in jail, that
cure him. dec16-dn JOHN BROWN,
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01

Ovens Pots skIsis and Lids sadirOns and Androns o.
dIeerent patterns the wholesale and retail trade, al
small profits. ....,.
AsS Tin Copper and eheetIron Ware, ofthe tqaayS
A Ion aenres su ne chamber sets Of 3rittaaia War
.n5 No j EegriEerasors on hand for sale low.
Particular Atenaon paid 70 ROonng and GATHERING VIA
Tn Cooper -. =, -
s1-nAnss i0' - HP. DoRRIs,
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
NOTICE.

posed Oh portion Of his interest in the 6rSfeneerg
Medicines to Mr.. GEoReK BECKWIrH, OF Nsshvlie.
Nashville, Dee. 2, 1856. h.hA MACAsNAA4-
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1857-01-01
DISSOLUTION.
Nj. M. HENKLE, Jr.,
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.

n FCFTVED thisday handsome assortment Of Goods suit
N able for Christmas Presents, such as writing Deskss
travelling Cases Work Boxes, JeWelry Caskets Csbas,
dor Boxes and variety Of things banGsame as presents
49, ~. ~ dar20 J. IA. Mc9tlI.
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-08-13
5flttt pnrtrq,
H THOUGHT LOVED.

IthougatI loved-but now know,
Thou was not what my fancy made
To cast thee from my mind, for D,
cannot love-Pll not upbraid.
l only feel that thou aud
No more may meet as once we met;
And though my bosom heav es q sigh,
It's not for thee nurse regret
I thought I loved = alas too long
faucied thou vert pure and true;
But now burst the airy throng,
And all the triHing follies view.
Nor would have thee cherish now,
One thought that lament the past:
For I have learned that smiling brow
Was fair and falthless to the last.
Yes, Ihave learned what all must learn,
Who prize those smiles ofthine so fair,
That in thy breast no love can burn,
Nor selfishness is centered there.
/ thought loved-but now know,
Thou art unworthy girls esteem;
So cast thee from my mind, for o,
Twas but falss tho pleasant dream.
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-08-13
NUMBER XXXII.

A POINTED BLow-An invalid sent
for physician apd after detaining him
for some time with description of his
pains, etc., he thus summed them up:
doctor; you have humbugged me
long enough with your good for-noth-
ingpills and worthless syrups they don't
touch the real difficulty. 1 wish you
to strike the cause of my ailment ifit is
in your power to reach it''-stIt shall
be done said the doctor; and lifting his
cane, he demolished decanter of gin
that stood upon the sideboard
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-08-13

B9some genius has conceived the
brilliant idea to press all the lawyers
into military service in case of war
because their "charges' are so great that
no one could stand them.
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-08-13

H-"Bob, Mr.. Smith wants to know
if the boss won't take 4 ridc?''
Tell him, yes, but not before IL
o clock"
"And why then p
"Bc, a1sc he will be drunk by that
time, and won't hayc anything else to do
Njre 're"n'f,o Fiat al
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-08-13

SOME SATIsFAcTIoN.-An elderly Ia.
dy writes TO friend! A widoYeT With
ten children has proposed, and I have
accepted him. This is about the mum.
Der 1 should have been entitled to, if I
had been married at the proper time,
instead of being cheated into nonenti-
ty"
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-08-13

ng- The iron has entered my SOLE"
as the stage carpenter said when a nail
ran up his foot
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-08-13

BgThe most remarkable case on rec
ord is that of the Yankee Soap man;
who, in violent storm at sea saved him:
self from death by taking cake of his
own soap and ,cdshing himself ashore!
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-08-13

CoNFAB.-Dutchman-" Good NOR
yer; Patrich, how you tuz ?'
Irishman-Good mornin" I'll ye,
Mfko-think ye, will we get any rain
the day?'
Dutchman-"I guess not-ve never
has much rain in ferry try dime
Irishman - "Faith an, ye're right
there, Mike; and then, wheniver it gifts
dhry wither will get, as long as the Vet
spell howlds."
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-08-13

RaMr. Singlestick mystified tea
party by remarking that women are
facts. When pressed to explain his
meaning, he said, "Facts arc stubborn
things,
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-08-13

bg-"Hilloa, there what's your hur-
ry; where are you going?" "Going?
Tam running for an Office" "What
office ?'-"The Squire's Office, darn it,
l m sued"
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-08-13

p@- The Boston Courier says there is
a dilemma in the court as to the proper
mode of making a Jew swear. The
Philadelphia Pennsylvania suggests
trcading on his corns.
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-08-13

He DRINKS omin ous that SEN
tcnce falls How We pause in conver
sation and calculate -'' It's a pity
How his mother hopes he will not when
he grows older; how his sister pursaudc
themselves that it is only a few wild oats
he is sowing! And yet the old men
shake their heads and feel gloomy when
they think about it. Young men just
commencing life, buoyant with hope,
don't drink. You are frcightcd with
a precious cargo: The hopes of your
old parents, your sisters, ofyour wives
of your childron-all are laid down up
on you In you the aged live over
again their young days; though you only
can that weary one you love obtain
position in society; and from the level
on which you place them; must your
children go into tho great struggle of
life.
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-08-13

B@Stranger to little boy: "Well my
little son, amt you lost?" Little boy, step
ping back and cycling the stranger =
''Look here, mister, don't be sofamiliaF, /:
ifyou please, I am not unprotected, %
laying his hand on revolver you
must remember I am a gentleman"
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-08-13

R1-"You have a dirty face remark
ed one boy to another. Cant help it, )"
said the other, "Father's Black Re-
publican.'
Preble County Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1857-1859, 1857-08-13

I'm afraid of lightning" muttered
pretty coquette during a storm.
We'll, you may be- sighed a des-
pairing lover, "when your heart is
steel"