White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1857-09-03

CFor the Chief
New Firm and New Goods in a New


/. Sou;-t- Cannon & Flunkey, No. W, corner
Of Duck and Turtle Streets, Submergiana City,
have the pleasure to announce, that they have
and are receiving TREMENDOUS " stock Of dry
and wet geods-prineipally t0ef'-per steamer
st;ek iu-the-mud, Thousand Legs, and Other
fast ssilers. Their stock consists in part Of the
folIav ing staple and fancy articles, and brands
to-wit. / 900 bbis best " yaller head whiskeyi
$40 do. Bourbon, best antifogmatie now in usei
700 do. old Rye, "winter strained;" 900 do
as.iIlbouse," highly rectifed with tobacco and
strvchnine; $4,000 gallons best Missouri River
water, slightly diluted with common ,whiskey,
This refreshing beverage is furnished to custo-
mers at great hazard and expense to the estab-
lishment, as our police reports record the case
of our clerk being caught in the act of commit
ting adultery, to-wit: Putting 100 gallons wa
ter to 3 gallons still-house whiskey; 100 bbls.
best eogperhead distilled whiskey; 500 do. suPe-
riOr article Of A. No. ! 'mean whiskey;' 200 do.
"free whiskey," expressly for free fights" so
do. /" smiling'' red-eye; so do hardware" p
do. fuid;" 40 do. "imbibing," rare-ripe; 40
do. "snifters;" 30 do. "snorts;" 50 do. Gig
gers" and three pints Sype's best, used medic
iualIy for Heye-water" Also 300 bbls best "oat-
ard " brandy, stiffened with common whiskey,
aquafortis and cock -roaches; 500 do. gin, highly
spiced with tarpentine and dusenberies;" 500
bottles best port wine, made Of steWed logwood;
600 do. claret, juice of tan-bark; 1000 do.
Schiedam Schnapps, good for man or beast, and
a variety of other fancy brands " too numerous
to mention" Also 100 bbls. ale, "purely veg
etable;" 10000 gallons lager beer, imported in
original packages; 3OOdo. sour-krout; do. i'm
on board the Dutch ship, from which every other
sOHl on board was lost. A contract is now rat
fled for the importation Of 1000 links Bologna
sassengerS-" Customers are respectfully re-
quested not to schistIe or sneeze 's's-seat whils
in the establishment, as it gives the sulJHsGtion
clerk great trouble to harmonic the dnta9onis-
tic elements Also 700 suits submarine armor;
200 diving bells; 500 do. India rubber clothing,
with booted leggins; 100 cases high topped boots
extending above the ears; 900 assorted varie-
ties boots-walk- in-the-waters, " broad gauge"
Highland dried, fluid squeezers, etc. Also so
bushels fish hooks assorted sizes; 700 coils fish
ing-line. with bob-and-sinkers to match; 300 uG-
der-shot dip-nets; $50 seines; also free back
action, self-raking frog snatchers. These ma
chimes have beenmade toprocure two cords frogs
per hour on a trial strain, and I" not good day
for frogging either:s' 5000 decoy ducks. 900
self-bobbing decoy snipes. A large assortment
Of numerOusly shooting waterproof waterfowl
ing pieces; 800 musk-rat traps; 5000 fishing
gigs; 100 grab-hoOks, constructed expressly ''to
pluck up drowned honor by the lcciIs;'' 100000
brass wire mosquito bars, warranted to withstand
the assaults Of the most savage tribes; 1000
bottles mosquito exterminator; besides which we
have large quantity of home produce; 300
"Correll's fish, assorted breeds, catfish, gar,
buffalo, sinners and mud-suckers. These fish
are all fresh, being all kept in state of activity
running at large, except a few small suckers
caught in guli-trap. Also few fancy breeds
" baby mackerel," exaggerated herring,?' and
=" phunny pfsh..'' Also rare collection of books;
5000 copies of work entitled " Humbug made
Easy" illustrated with 700 engravings and ira
ter cuts, showing the tricks and lodges; 700 cop
les of very useful work entitled " Treatise
on the best mode of raising and capturing she'll
fish from wiggle-tail to an alligator" 800 cop
res Of work showing how to raise river, "raise
the Irind," and raise the devil generally,