Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1857-11-18

F IN FiDGETs.--A Late number of the Ma
tionqJ dLagazine contains the following capital
specimen of ALTERATION:
Follow the Following Felcitous Flight of
Fancy: --'-7 s-s
ga Famous Fish-Factor Found himself Fa-
ther of Five Fine Flirting Females-Fanny, Flor
ence, Fernando, francesca, and Fenela. The
First Four were Flat. Featured i'll Favored, For
bidding Faced, Freckled Pumps, Fretful, Flip
pant, Foolish, and FlOunting. sFenelia was a
Fine Featured, Fresh, Fleet Footed Fairy, Frank,
Free, and Full of Fun The Fisher Failed, and
was Forced by Tickle Fortune to Forge his
Footman Forfeit his Forefathers Fine Fields,
Find FOrlorn Farmhouse III, a Forsaken For
est The Four Fretful Females, Fondo Figur-
ing at Feasts in Feathers and Fashionable Fine
~, Fumcd at their Fugitive Father. Forsaken
by Fullsome, Flattering FOrtune-hunters, who
Followed them when Fish Flourished, Feuella
Fondled her Father, Favored their Food, For
got her FIatteTing Followers, and Fr0lieked in
Fricze without FlounceS. The Father, Finding
himself Forced to Forage in Foreign parts For
a Fortune, Found he could afford a Fairing to
his Five Fondlings, The First Four were
Fain to Foster their Frivolity with Fine
Frils and Fans, Fit to Finish their Fathers
Finances; Fenella, Fearful of Flooring him,
Formed Fancy For Full, Fresh Flower. Fate
Favored the Fish-Factor For Few days, when
steps Faltered, and Food Failed. He found him
self in Front Of a Fortified Fortress. Finding it
Forsakcn, and Feeling himself Feeble and For
lorn with Fasting. he Fed on the Fish, Flesh, and
Fowl he Found, FricasSeed and Fried and when
Full, Fell Flat on the Floor. Fresh nethe Fore
noon, he Forthwith Flew to the Fruitful Fields,
and, not Forgetting Fenella, he Pitched a Fair
Flower when Fowl, Frightful. Fiendish Figure
Flashed Forth, tFeonious Fellow, lingering my
Flower, I'll Finish you! Go, say Farewell to your
Fine FeliCitous Family, and Face me in a Fort
night! The Faint-hearted Fisher Fumed and
Faltered and Fast was Far in his Flight His
Five daughters Flew to Fall at his Feet and Fer
vently Fclicitate him. Frantically and Fluently
he unfolded his Fate Fenella, Forthwith Forti-
fed by Filial FondncsS, Followed her Fathers
Footsteps, and Flung her FaultleSsi Form at the
Foot of the Frightful Figure, who Forgave the
Father, and Fell Flat on his Face, For he had Fer
vently Fallen i'll Fiery Fit of love For the Fair
FenelIa He Toasted and Fostercd her till, Fas-
cinatcd by his RaithfnlnesS, she Forgot the Fe-
rocity Of his Face, Form and Feature, and
Frankly and FOndly Fixed Friday, Fifth of Feb
ruary, For the affair to come off There were
present at the wedding, Fanny, Florence, Fer
nanda, Francesca, and the Fisher. There were
Festivity, Fragrance, Finery, Fireworks, Fricas-
seed Frogs, Fritters, Fish, Flesh, Fowl and Fur
mety, Frontagnance, Flip, and Fare, Fit For the
FastidiOus Fruit, Fuse, Flambean%, Four Fat
tIddleTS and Filters; aud the trlghtlut FORM OF
the Fortunate and Frumpish Fiend Fell From
him, and he Fell at Fanelia's Feet Fair-Fayor
ed, Fine, Frank, Freeman of. Forest. Be-
hold the Fruits of Fllial afFection!"
Thus, also, with the same letter, the inveter-
ate HooI plays off hisalmost interm!nable jokes
upon the poor dramatiSt:
'.AIi Fume and Pret,
Fuss, Pidget Fancy, Fever, Funding, Fright
P6rment Fault Finding, FHintness--inore rs yet,
Riushd Frtgid, ElnTriedS Flinehln, Fftiul Fiat,
Sad Famsa'd, Fuddled, and Patigoed to that"
SHORT CREDm.-The Philadelphia Pres has
the following communication, from "Jobber:"
'sThe importers and commission merchants of
this city and elsewhere have concluded to re-
I,cn the term rf ,.reIif 10 frrn months and IRE