Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1857-10-10

JN't EE $500 - @NN - n AAN hNNNANA lllANI~I
aires from all quarters of the land, who, putting
together their heads and their purses, may buy cut
the kingdom Of Satan in one comprehensive specu.
laton, Outside and people will
not have an inkling of it until the consummated
trade astUnishes and delights thor ears the lead.
ing details of which will be, the rumsellcrs to have
S3,OOO a year forever in lieu of the profits of their
tratnc; abandoned women to give up their seductive
practices, and retire INFO well white.washed, we'll
ventilated, shady hospitals 10y the seaside, where
they are to be supplied with one new silk dress
per month. each, together With cosmcticks, looking
glasses, Godey's Ladies B0ok and new novels I'D
hGitum the Brahmin priesthood to come over to
America aud hold Prcsidencies and Professorships
in various Colleges the right to hold two Sabbath
Protestant services in all the mosques of the land
Of Islam to be secured in perpetuity, by the pay
ment annually Of one million pounds of best ir-
ginia tobacco the Pope to retire on o liberal pen
sion to the island of Malta the Grand Lama to
make over his spiritual jurisdiction in the East to
a corporation of Evangelical trustees, 'reserving So
himself the right to travel in the United States and
Europe, during the term Of his natural life, with
Mr. Barnum, receiving as his own perquisites one
half the nett proceeds Of the exhibition and the
infdels to undertake tho exploration OF Dr. kane's
Polar Sea, giving bond not to return within five
hundred years under pain Of conversion!
That such results are not beyond expectation
may be shown from the steps proposed to he taken
in the above direction. Quito Ia tely, in the view
of the loose management Of the Missionary, Bible
and Tract Societies, by ministers and clerical per-
sons. it has been proposed to employ only accom-
plished merchants and fnanciers to manage those
cor poratiOns upon sound business principles
Perhaps, in view Of the economy Of the contract
system, some devout George Law would give bonds
for the conversion Of one thousand Chinese at 500
per head, or would farm the Christian religion in
to the Mahratta or Gaboon districts, within five
years, for a liberal bonus. Doubtless economy of
missionary expenditure might be promoted by
some such policy.
Butt i. was in view Of a more palpable and recent
project of buying out sin and pensioning depravity
that we were moved to these hopes and cOngratu-
lations.
Very beautiful upon the bluffs of beautiful Cleve-
land are the feet Of those timely men Who propose
to throw dollars literally into the chasm that hlS
long threatened to engulf our glorious Union. To
be sure, we feel a sort of ludicrous pity Of Garri-
son and bis compatriots, who are to have their
pipes put out by this shower of gold. 1t is said
that that infatuated iourneyman printer had no
money to start with-eyen slept in his printing
lott, and ate nowhere in particular. Even now,
fame has it that he has no money to speak of, after
twenty-five years service in his fOrlorn enterprise.
Well he will have his labor for his pains, and con-
tiEue to be, as he has been, well laughed at. Mr..
Casby and his friends with, Mr.. Pancks, their fac
tOtum, betake themselves to Cleveland, and settle
the whole slavery question in three days. Long
live the practical men, we say Down with your
theorists, your sentimentalists, your Missionaries =
Money makes the mare go! Let us hasten to try ii
upon this obstinate jade Vt Reform, that has stood
there kicking, and backing, and biting, till we and
the world are out Of patience,
We must be allowed to lay our thumb upon oul
nose and wriggle our fingers at Garrison, however
he. was so jolly green. lie went to the ministers
went to the poets, went to the philanthropists anC
never once had the wit to apply to the men VIII
could do something, because they had money
Casby, benevolence cleaning On all his bumps ant
that steam-tug Pancks ready to lay him aside 0
anv ipaherp Of iniuuitv which he urOpOsps to thop
by the radiation of his charity, come GlouiRg to tn
rescue, and behold the day Of Jubilee
We congratulate these excellent inancicrs upol
the despatch with which they have achieved tb
negotiation. The Shareholders are to have $3.50 pc
head for each slave from Congress, together wit
an enhancement of their real estate, reckoIed g
from 100 to 500 per cent. this, however. not t
preclude the several States and private CHART
ekiRg cut these trifes 10 something handsome. Z
DO sure, the shareholders were not there either il
person or by any auth 1rized brokers. No doubt
Mr.. Aiken, or Toombs, or Jefferson Davis had bee
presented to silk for $500, they would have got i
They showed their good sense and facilitated tn
arrangement essentially ty staying at home. No
that the whole thing has been settled by men s
closely in their confidence as Elihu Burritt, an
Revs John Rankin and CIV .Dennison, they woul
be most unreasonable to arrest the consummatiO
by any impairment objections.
OF course the settlement of the main questio
settles all the collateral questions. The Presiden
Governor Walker and the Border Ru6idns will L
longer subject themselves to the trouble of gettin
slaves into Kansas, since they are all inyentorie
and to be redeemed below the market rates. I'll
slave-naIkets of Baltimore, Charleston and Ne
Orleans will 20 down with a rush, and gangs TIL
cost 81 600 per head the week before the Conve
ton, must go off heavy at $3.50, and failures amor
drovers be the Immediate consequence The p
ternal estimation in which chiyalrous virginia.
hold their yellow children must abate it in a ma
ner most 1iSprp1itabla tO human nnturp. On
think what a dead loss Of human virtue it Won
be to lose at a blow IS per cent of our fatherly aHe
tons! Our little boy says he loves US a hundrC
dollars, and of course estimates our reciprOcatt
love at an equal figure. Ought not the Nation
Compensation Emancipation Convention to hes
tate before they decide to cut down a Virginia
fathers affection for his likely mulatto son ar
promising q~uadroon daughter from $3.50 to $3.50
DO they make war upon the hottest natural Instinct
Mr.. Casby and his friends have wisely couside
ed the wants OF the emancipated also. "TAe SmG
sum Of treaty:fre dollars TO each Of these ,orORgt
and destitute ones Mould go far tOtrards prOridif
them a0ih humble homes upon this continent, or n
on another, should they prefer so Wide a rem o.
from tie land Of their dirth." This is not a ma
nifcent provision of itself. but very liberal unG
the circumstances. Mr.. Casby steps into the pa
lOr, Parks swearing and tugging behind with ii
money-bags, and shakes hand with tho assemble
masters. The courtesieS duly exchanged, be 81
down to settle with them. Parks counts out Il
Sl,OUO, OUuiuou when lney receive WIN tlat ms
born dignity which so becomes their chivalric d
scent, and civilly invite Mr., Casby to dinner, lea
ing Pane&s to fix the papers. After a not too ce
emonious meal, the great Casby r%etires, and at til
foot of the avenue encounters Cutee "minding IL
horses" and having an inkling Of the late tran
aetioa- OF course, in 50 heavy a business, two an
a half eagles is coin enough TO throw into Cutfee
hat. Mr.. casby has always thrown five dollar
where common men throw York shillings. Ia thi
case he can be excused after having just disburi
ed 81 600 600, 0O0, if only a few hundreds renal
in his bag, and he and Pancks must travel hon
respectfully. We are serious ia maintaining, ther
fore ithst SIS is liberal. But We suggest that it
put on a different ~ground-that it be considered
a fee for holding the horses, or to drink the u
gentlemen's health, not as going far towards 81
ting up a naked, shoeiess, s~hirtless, hatlees Afrie.
Lazarns as a landholder, housekeeper and respc
sible head of a family, Why, it seems toe us ii
IL we had been in slavery, and our ancestry, eN
since there was any tradition of Us and were ST