The Nevada journal., 1857-03-13
CAMP MEETING TALK.

meeting, and gives the following anus
ing account of the disjointed conversa-
tion he heard there:
Preaching had not begun, and prom
enading was in progress. We took a
convenient stand, and tried to catch the
remarks of the various couplets, as they
went slowly by us.
eyes, indeed" 1.-TWO girls talked, of
course "and my brother Tom says that
Henry Soker brags about the many
times he has kissed her right in the
mouth, and she never slaps him at all,
when nobody is by, and Pm sure
should die if people was to talk of me as
they do about her"
Corn is up again, you know, and
shall make at least six hundred barrels
if l make a peck, and consequently"
"What a spectacle this is, to be swash,
Chaw. All, wondah if these people
dem'd pooty gul, amt she-build they
ali own tents owa hiwah men to do it
fowah 'em. Must be a gweat boah to
''Be married in six weeks from last
Tuesday. heard ma talking about it,
but you mustn't mention it for the world.
1t is great secret
"Really now, and she's as ugly as
THE finest sow you ever saw, sir
Pure Berkshire, and has nine splendid
pigs. 1t was the best trade l ever
made, and wouldn't take thirty dollars
for
"Scolloped petticoats! only look,
Amy Nine founces and hoops in the
bargain Oh how l should love to"
"Go to pic mic on Thursday? Oh
thank you. You don't know how l
would love to be present, sir, 1 am so
fond of the exhilerating dance, but fa-
ii er says
81 am truly gratifed, my dear young
friend, to learn that you are so deeply
impressed with the necessity of immedi-
ate repentance, and l shall this very
day make"
"Ten yards of gimp for the bosom,
and maroon velvet binding for the neck
and sleeves, oh, Emily
The finest baby you ever saw;
black eyes and large limbs, six weeks
old, and Weighs
!
the bushel. None better in the country.
Free from garlic and cockrel, and large
grained. | hold it at
"Slillopolis, on next Saturday. Bob
Bothsydes, the former Congressman, will
speak as he says"
"Ah, Mr.. Pepper, you fatter me so
Just so, how horribly Kate Wilmot is
dressed. She will wear yellow, though
it make her look like"
"Fever and agy, believe They've
all been up with it, and now the poor
mans GOT
.'The sseeetest bonnet I ever saw
Where did you get it . ] must recon-
mend my sister to your"
Watermelon patch. Stole every
ripe. l swow I'll shoot them if they
DON'T"
"Go to the White Sulphur. 1t is the
best place in the whole world, Ma'dm.
I've seen some of the most wonderful
effects of the waters. Tom Holocaust
was cured Of"
"Twenty-fve pounds of butter week.
Always get quarter pound, and some
times"
"Four eggs, two handsful of -four,
dab of yeast, half tin cup full of molas-
ses, and it makes"
THE best manure | ever used sir.
Vastly superior to guano, or super phos
phate. Two hundred and fifty pounds
to the acre raised me-"
"The most handsome woman on the
ground. [ can see none equal to her,
except Miss Maryland she's got"
Both hind legs spawned. And
there's speck in her right eye that's
bound to-
"That beautiful girl in black over
there. | never saw her but once before,
and that was at"
"Mr. Muggins' failure, sir. And he
has taken to drink awfully, and only
last week had"
"His head under my arm, and was
plugging him in the mouth, when he got
my finger
"Between the 10th and 18th of Sep
tember. l will get my wheat to maxi ct
and it will bring
"Hls grey hairs IN sorrow TO the grave.
Oh, it is awful to think how"
"Close she hangs to his arm. She
ought to be ashamed of herself, and
never saw him until"
William was born twenty-five years
ago last April. | am an old woman
now, and the grey hair makes
Toot tootl Preaching will now
commence" said the Presiding Elder,
and we heard no more.
A WEALTHY AND GENEROUS ENGLISH
PoET-Many a literary home has been
made brighter this Christmas time by
the noble sympathy of John Kenyon,
the poet, whose death was recently an
nouneed. The poet was rich as he was
genial. Scarcely a man or woman dis
tinguished in the world of letters with
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