Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1857-03-13
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tFton Neah's Times aud les,epserl
/ LETTER PROM A DIsBANDED Yo1UsIREE.--
nev caprice has seized upon the tile
icodger. Hc under 1es to day to preach y crt
4 sadie against sin, and especially that kind of 81
! which is plated in gold. sab has undertaken
i hopeless task Its possible to- shoot folly
/ 1T flies, hut the alnight dollar is aAbnckler
defence, in this money Orshtppfng age, upef
which neither the canous of the church, nor
law, to say nothing Of the gray goose SHIFT
Satire, can make much Impression.
Essaz SAINT. NtGKAlAs HoTTRt4 March o. 1857.
LsdlytaTs 81 tho Sunday 1iAles..
4 hcerd a sarment last Sabbatll on very h.
i cher was the Reverend Simeon SaWder, WI
doosithe spirityuI SprurlIn in EfashIna6dl win.
yard town for ten thousand dollars a Yea
/ His tex was the deseetf ulnesS of riches, ~ al
the way he Walked inter, Old Dives, the SkriG,
and tarlseess theie Xchange brokers in the ten
/ pull at JercuSiluul, Judas Iskariot, land utht
mlseFs; SuckerF, and tray tors of anticllity, VT
/ a privilege to hear But thar warn no nub Y
his discourse. He peered to be kcerful IN Pc 5
! ing out the walls of his rath, not tolet emmy
the draps fall on his congregashin. Thar ",
4 the Crab oller family, and the ShaYes, and u
Splashes, sittin rite in irunt oG4the poolpit, NJ
he lecntover and called en- ''lny dear brethren,
ION thar tdck sinaiiars in Skripter histry, 4
fnought hev toldscm the cap fitted; but nc wi s
ateered to try it on. Ime oney nu old bacl Z
woods ri(ulman, and never tuck the stump b.
wunst in my life, and that was agcn Philade
/ f. short boy, who wanted to be made Judge
the Supreem Court in Caiforny; but codgita;
/ / could beat that chap aud civ him chorks,
the tex'hc preeched from. lift wont be TAXI
tup too much rum in your collumes, lie jest 81
! you a few memyTanduns of wot Ids like to lie
sed on setch n fruteful topic:
sARNENT.
E5.IJa, ~.
/ your awar, owned the hull airth, all to theswu
| stick of timber, dickcred off the happiness
unborn millyuns for few apples, and orft.
sour Mt that Nothin they desired was wantin
but they couldentlive without atrade; and wtler
Satan, like anlowdashis Yankee pedlar, cum
along withhis cussed APPLICANT, they was green;
ennff to patternize him. 1t warnt the fair thing
on nuther side-fOr if it was mean in tho old.
sarpint to sarcunvcnt the yung people, twas
ekwilly raskiliy in them to swap away your
| Happiness and mine forsthar own ScnShil gra-
tifcashin. That was the first sell; and ever
sense, baTgin and sale hes ben the order of the
4 day. From that time fOrard sentry. artcr SEN
| try and year after year, it,lles ben gettin wus
and wus, ontil at last thars nuthin that some
1 foxes wont sell, from thar souls and konshinses
and thar kuntry's intrcSts, down to a polliSy2o,
Insurance on a blank in bpst-pp lottery.
Fellcr critters, Inc gwine to bring this hum to
your bizneSs and bu2zums. You Musent think
| ing EN- on the erly settlers in Parrydice They
d'dent understand what sin was, and was Gurus
to no. But yon are too intimitly Hclwainted
with all kinder devilment to liey emmy curiosity
on the sG6ieck. AgeD, after Adam and Eve
lost thar precnpsliEu claim III Edit, and he'd to
squot IN the wilderness, they rcpentetl and tride
to do thar duty and sho a good eXampul to thar
tammaly. Ken you all say as mulch? Irqyther
guess not And yet you live in n Christian age
and kuntry, and heV he'd no cend of mercy
lshown you; not to speek of the unknown num-
Der OF ministers of the gospil continually en-
lploid, regardless Of expense, in attemptin.
without etteck, regret to say-to preech the
1 devil outer you.
Cast Your eyes, misabul sinners, on this brite
land butitul wurld, and obsarvc what the princi-
Ipul inhabitants is drivin at. Look lords
Washington, and you'll see the assembled Wis
Idom laying with thur beds in the lap OF Daily,
and sellin milyuns of the publick alcrs for the
same kinder fayors that Samson got for his Ilar.
Look inter Wall street, with tcn-iOot tellyskup
i from the top of Trinity church, and Of you
4 should happen to see pcrfeckly honest man
Il thar, pass the word to the mewSeum, and give
i Barnum a chanst to mend his brokin fortens
/ Look ut the iernilS of the day. and remark what
q devils hash of swindin, thcevin, scduckshin,
murder, perjery, bribery. and ntter ongodly in
greedyen:s is served up for breakfast evry morn
4 in. Find out the church members that owns
rowdy rum-holes, and temples dedicated to de-
oorchery, and let list of EN- be red from the
tpoOlpits, and Eft dussent make sum of this con.
lgregashin skwir1n on thar saft cushingS. brass
IS entirely too saft metil to kumparc with sctch
hard cases. S.
/ don't no as its Of much use apeclin 10 the
y vennbul wicked-woolvcs in shecpskin, as homes
thar sins will never be discovered ontler the pei.
try. Habit is secEind mater, aud spose it
would heRbout as ecsy to whisSil a woOdchuclS
lout of hole with a salm toon, as to mako Plus
4 man outer knotty-hcddcd old hippercrytc.-
But would affeckshinately say to ynng sinners.
who heY' jest started on the express line down
to that hot regin whar the CLINT never ulodcr-
ates, that they will find it grately to their adj.
vantidgcto stop at tho3tirst staShin and take the
EupPard train.
ri Finally, would remark TINT the sayin tsrichcs
hes wings" is perfectly troo, and that thar a
softer wings witch is very apt to fly with the
howncr to the DEVILS nest. & . 90
u Thar, cddyturs, calkilate that's a sarment /
j ken afford to holler on. Ef it leeds to emmy
/ convarshins let memo, and lie administer an
i luther dose. Yours, allus,
4 A DIsBANDED VoluSTEEn.
i PRRFuNEp BRRAllHhat lady or gentleman would re.
ne curse o. ndsaEreeal breath when by
ing the BAlN OF THOUSAND Fl0Wsns dentiirce would
mot only renders but teeth white as laiaS.
teri Many persons do not knpV breath bad and
the suiect delicate, their friends VIM never 1etoS
IT. Pour single drop of tao au on your tooth brush
and wash the teeth night and mornIns 400 bottle Wil
the BalM OF Thousand FlOwerS.n II viii remove TIM,
plmpes and fSckies from the It Of 4 soft and
Eossate hue Wet towel two thrse drops aud
wash the might aud morning. - = ft+7fs97
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