The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1857-06-04
SOMEBODY IN MY BED.

OF conversation was beginning to flag, when
the doctor whispered to me, that if would
pay attention ho would stop Off with a
good ono.
" believe, captain" SAID the doctor, "I
never told you about my adventure with
woman at my boarding house, when 1 was
attending tie lectures p
No, let's have it," replied the individual
addressed who was short, habby, fat man,
of about fifty, with highly nervous tenn
permanent, and a very red face.
" At tho tmo l attended the lectures.
boarded at house in which there were no
females but the landlady and an old colored
cook
Here tho doctor made slight pause:
and the captain, by way of requesting him
TO go Oh, said
"WeIl."
often felt the want of female society
to soften tho severe labor Of deep study.
and dispel the ennui to which l was sub.
ject."
We'll" said the captain.
"But as l feared that forming acouaint-
ancc among the ladies' might interfere with
my studies, avoided them alp
"Well."
"One evening, after listening to long
lecture on physical anatomy, and dssecting
large negro, fatigued in body and mind,
went to my lodgings"
Well" said the captain.
" l went into the hall, took large lamp,
and went directly to my room, it being
then after one O'clock"
"Wellw
II placed the light upon the table. and
commenced undressing. lad hardly got
my coat off when my attention was attrac-
tea to dress, and a quantity of petticoats,
lying on chair near the bed."- ase
SWELL" said the captain, who began to
show signs that he was deeply Interested.
"And pair OF beautiful small shoes
and stockings on the floor. OF. course, I
thought it strange and was about to retire.
but then thought it was my room, and
had at least right to know who was in NV
bed"
Exactly" nodded the captain, awell.n
$50 took the light, went softly TO the.
bed, and with trembling hand drew aside !
the curtain. Heavens! what sight! An
young girl should say an angel-lof
about eighteen, was in there asleep.p--
Well i" said the captain, giving his
chair a hitch -
I" AS gazed upon her, thought that I
never witnessed anything more beautiful.
From underneath little night cap, rival
ing the snow in whiteness, fell stray
ringlet over neck and shoulders of alabas.
ter."-
."W !" said the excited.captain, giving
hs chair another hitch. 's@
"Never did look upon bust more per.
fectly formed. I took hold of The. coyerlid@
and soft, pulled it down.
swell! !" said the captain, betrayiug.the,
utmost excitement. 80
g. To her waist."- -
" well" said the captain, dropping, the 4,
paper, and renewing the position ssof lis, !
legs. sm ggs.ss * t5,s;,.,.F y I, J
"she had'an night dress, buttoaea :d,j. aps.
before, but softly I opened tla,twos sfi.st-
buttons" ~, 80 i.sa.s ~
"WEIL!" said the oaptain;swsoughtsto
the highest pitch Of excitement:
And then, ye gods whata sight 10 gaze
upon! A Hebe-pshaw words fail. just
then."sA =. u s.
"WELL !' said the captain, Hitoh;nie his +
chair right and left and squirting lis to.
baccojuice against the stoye that sifs fairly 4
fixed again. s,.,.sss.s 3 me- :. -
IL thought that / was taki5esa mear, Fl
advantage of her, seizedanycpat and boots. S.
and went and slept in room.
"Ns a 7" /" shouted dbs aseitod If eapfsisss !.
jumping up and kicking over his chair sBs
& IT'S A LIEw sst-iy q. 40,
Kissing at a csrtqaaszy ys.-A celebrated
dandy was ono evening Ip comp aisl, M ss S
Young lady, and observing ;hsi Iii a.
vorite poodle, he adssaeed, and bsGass
like favor, remarking That she. .apehss osshSS l3
as much charity for him assha had i, sainwa II B
to the dog : s, q
"sir," said The belle, s HsEar klsseii MS
dog when he was:a 4 ppnS s. &
The fellow tookahs asa aMss M Of 81.
a pleasant cheerful wife is a rainboww
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