Nebraska advertiser., 1857-10-08
JokeF'S Column.
The man who burst into tears has
been put together again.


The man who burst into tears has
been put together again.
The men whose feelings were "work-
ed up" has ordered fresh supply.
The speaker who stock the floor"
has been arrested for stealing lumbtr'
eWoman If we have her for a
toast, We won't ask for any 6lt-herP'
A man in the country has been'so
frightened with a mad dog that he is
afraid Of the bark of q tree.
The Dutchman who stabbed himself
with pound 5fsoap, because his krout
would not "schmell' has been sent
back to Germany. D a35a5J
1t is unhealthy to fall in love with
another mans wife. In Arkansas,
this kind of thing usually "terminatss
in death the first year,
The gentleman who "fred atrandon"'
did not hit it; and, in disgust, he lent
his rifle to the youth who determined
to "aim at Immortality" 20 r.
Adam Good has a bell foundry in
Buffalo. Pious people are scandal
lied by slowly reading his sign-A
dam Good Bell Foundry. aqiF5 aa
"John" said doting parent to her
rather Unsuitable boy, "can you eat
that pudding with impunity?" 'T
don't know" replied young hopeful,
"but I guess l can with a spoon"
The gentleman who attempted to cut
his throat with a sharp joke, few days
since, has again made a rash attack ups
on his @Yictuallng department." by
.stabbing himself with point of honor.
Somebody speaking of the new cent,
says: "They are beautiful coin, all
but the eagle, and he seems to be go1
| ing somewhere in a desperate hurry;
| probably because he is on q new
scent. "'.@
! Habits are as easy caught as ''yaller
birds'' Let a circus arrive in town,
and in less than enc week, half the
boys in town will be throwing somer4
SETS and breaking their necks over an
empty flour barrel.
i A school boy being asked by the
teacher how he should fog him, rec
piled:
eff you please, Sir, l should like to
have it on the Italian systematic
heavy strokes upward, and the down.
ones light"
Daniel Parsell, the punster, being
desired to make pun extempore,
asked: ri,.
"Upon what subiect?"
"The King" was the answer.
go, Sir" replied Daniel, sthe King
is not subject" 10
} Mrs Partington having heard her
son say that there were a great many
anecdotes in the new Almanac, begged
bim to cut them all out and preserve
, them, as she had heard that when any
/, body was poisoned, nothing was nee
essary but to give him an anecdote,
and it would cure him. ..,f
A little wretch who had, for the first
time in his life, heard the scripture
story of Elijah and the bears, sat down
on the doorstep until an old man went
by, when he called out, $50 up, old
! bald head!" Then, lodging as quick
ly as he could within the door, he called
out, Snow bring on your bears p
John Phoenix says Of sleighing, that
: ''this mode Of progression, rendered
necessary by the deep SHOWS is con-
5 sidered a great amusement in tho
: North. Being particularly dangerous
: to life and limb, and usually termin-
! ating in pulmonary consumption, the
! pastime is very properly called sleigh
: ing"
The Garrote Cotillion is the name of
anew cotillion which is being practieed
in this city. The ladies swing corners.
Having done this, the gents plaeetheir
! arms around their necks and kiss them
on the left cheek. Young ladies
/. screech, and fall into young gentle
mans arms. Getlemen seize young
b, lady round the waist and waltz to their
seats. If we are not much mistaken
the garrote cotillion viii become a
. very popular institution. The world
moyes.-Er.
d A Dutch paper in the interior of
Penn, expresses its opinion of Presi-
: dent Buckanan's inaugural in the fol-
u lowing lucidah concise terms IND
r der Deutches yer samelung wher. .echt
metdie grosen Inaural foon der Shames
|, Buchanan, sell ishshancy, der kumm-
" righ der Democratisy NIGHTS cum arausl
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:, glasses larger peer right away. Sec
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