Kanawha Valley star. [volume] (Charleston, Va. [W. Va.]) 1856-1861, 1857-06-09

FaS5lHlHS PAACIAtl " 20 /. 4
ding its warm and rampant organization
in-the coolness, phlegm and torpor Of q t rs
submissiyesoyster But at length e.
ttigued with this too animated and eKci-
ting state If existence, il has shufied Of
Inc oyster, and has an airy and unsub'
stantial being ss a ssrtof exhalatlons with
nothing ofits former state and conditlor
remaining except a monstrous PAIR g
Rr;al ears, and long, dangling tail, sup
posed BY green astronomers 70 By tn
comets. It's transformations have be
come 50 rapid We i follow them n
further. What have the Know-Nothlng
turned INTO !? We ask the Republican
we ask the WAtg; We askt the Commute
Of arrangements who spread the boar a
with bulloeks and rams in the grov1ou-
Charleston, last summer, for gentle
sand iaw-bones; We ask fof customs
men sitting in the immersed N nigh
for i eountry.neditation we ask the
j shirt colla4lstructors Of paper-lanternss'
, moe, oARL1LE where he left them we.
Tx JENKINS where he found them
The poor things, il the first place, got
ont 4 soort.of exclusive charter, patent Or
franchise ffot hating foreigners and cathioo-
lies. They were not willing to divide
The profits Of the undertaking they must
be q monopoly. So, at first, the business
81 hating. despising, and splitting upon
catholics and foreigners was done ii .
Shy, sly selfish, greedy way, il cellars,
garrets, dungeons, and dark places ILL.,: H.
They withdrew from betterpursuits, ana
devoted themselves to their business of
hatred, with exclusive and ardent zeeatl,
.engrossing alt tile energies Of soul, body,
tooth and toe nail. No dividend, profit,
reputation being made at the business,
they next took stock in a scheme for ma
king the States rich and the General
Government no poorerl by selling at 4
high price the public lands, tfatsareeoV+
cred eitherby sand ten fee tdeep, OF snow
forty feet deep in Jlne.s This specula
lion proving a failure, Also, they went
largely andaetively into the manufacture
" mendacious assertions, quack plat
forms, Islander and billingsgate, publif
and personal, with the manufacturing
and wholesale department Of the trade
under the management Of the HAig,.
whilst the distribution and retail Of the
commodities were committed to men Of
smaller capital in provincial towns. But
that failing to be productive of advantage,
tho wholethihg has at length eyaporated,
and vanished. smee the last else-
ssiton the ding has utterly disappeared,
leaFing neither trace, track, bone, nor.
skeleton behind. It has its plaee+onlyI
with mythie and heraldic monsters. cutti
Oh its own tomb stone, and described in
jill files Of the Hdig and RepuJIiicpt,
Evaporated water, the lost PIeiad, burnt
ganpoMder, and . -shot-roeket, arg not
more utterly and efectually gone than
is. We don't know Whetherit has sunk,
.spired. o. goneoff sideways Or whfeth-
FL il is now a body solid, luid, or gasse-
Gus Wedoh't know whether it is fixed
81 wvande ring scattered about loose, 81.
in . corner.
We are, however, vessgy anxious 70 dis
i. W'e invite it to appear. Some
thing Of great advantage will be made.
to il, by application, in person, or
postage paid, at the office Of the Star.
WE ask those short:wipded and short
WASTED politicians who have exhausted
their breath and brain IN keeping upwith
fgnis fatuus, where it has gone tos?
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