The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1857-10-29
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

/ OIL The most curions thing in the world is
woman that is not curious.
W EpitapE-on lamb just stk,lled-"Peds 10
his rernains.
o. What causes girl the most pIsasura, 70
hear herself praised, or another girl run down?
GyWhyis kiss like some syrmAns? Ee
canse there are two heads and one app iication
CT The net ofheaysn is immense; its meshes
are wide, AMI yet nobody escapes.
OF The saint clothes himself in coarse a.
ment, and hides precious gems in his breast.
G.7-iIe who has only cents is willing 10 wa
ger millions he who has mil ons, .wasers cents
OF a coque.te is rose bush, from ", ic |.
each young beau plucks ltaf, aul tho tho.n.
ara left Tor the husband.
0CJ-ro ascertain whether woman, is IA
sionate or not, take muddy dog into her par.
lor.
OF Beware Of thinking your dwelling toa.
small for you; bowaro OF becoming disgudei
with your lot
0C-7-A man came near dying in California by
butting on pair Of clean stockings and drink
Ing glass OF cold water--an experiment l.o haJ
not tried Tor many years before.
WHAT'S N a NAME?-GeorGo Washington.
Ship Eliza Adams from New Bedford on Wed
nesday, on a whaling voyage.
DEATH or a RACE HoRsG.-Balie Peyton,
celebrated race horse, who was sold four years
ago for 5000, died on the farm of ". C. Scot,
his owner, in Powhattan county, Va, last week
0%J~There is a man living in Stephanioi,
county ILL.,, who has two hanls on one arm, an
one hand on the o'h.r one Of wk;ch has but two
fingers, while there is six fingers uE each Of tbs
ether hands.
(LI-A !aly " requested by bachelor who
was somewhat advanced in years, to take seat
on bis knee while in crowded omnibus. ''No
thank you said sfe, Il am afraid such an Old
seat would break down with me-"
jbT~Cdr Gsppstein, musician belonging TO
the United States army, committed suicide ~
Cincinnati, on Thursday by blowing out is
brains. The poor teltow sad THAT ho w4nttu
rest.
0|7~To know, and to think that we know no!
is the highest pitch Of merit. Not to know, IN
think that We know, is the mmun milady OF
men. Ityou are afflicted at tins ma ally yoi
will not be injected with it,
GA good antidoto for poison AMI cns.whicla
it is useful to know, is, when poison has besn
swallowed accidentally, take two teaspoonfils
mustard mixed in VAIN water. It will operate
as an instantaneous emct:c.-!SaentJ.Gc JIG Amsr.
Qc3-A sensible doctor up town, gave the fol-
lowing prescription for sick lady, a few days
since:--"A new bonne', a Cashmere shawl, and
a pair orgaiter boots" The lady recovered i'm
medately
| 6%>FOur own experience shol'd teach US to b,
ex:eeding !. tolerant. We presume that eyers
man has differed, lit various umcs, rom nImsoit
as much rs he ever differed at any one tins
from others.
/ POLITE TO THE LAsT.--On his death bed,
distinguished humorist requested that no ono
might be invited to his funeral. Because"
sighed the dying wRg "it is civility Can ns,-
eli repay"
GrNcyer marry girl who IS fond of bd
always in the street--Who is fond of rum n I,
night meeting-who has jewe,ed hand ali
empty head-who will see her Ahher VOL AMI
toll, while She lies in bed and reads novels, VI
feigns sckness--and is ashamed to own her.
0<7~"BiIl, you young scamp, il you had yo'iy
due, you'd get q good whipping" a know /,
daddy, but bills are not always plil when thoy
become due" The agonized father trembyI
lest his hopeful son should.be suddenly snatchet
from him. t
blFA farmer was speaking of the great eugls
tiles and good education Of his son, TO neigh.
Dor, relating how many books he had std oil
| through, how many schools he had attended u.
"Yes," said the neishbor, 'he is Ike big c4lf
| have, which sucks the milk from three VS..
and find the more milk he gets the greater cai
he is"
! OF A wrotched victim Of misplaced Co q
dence, named William Iuling, committed su
eide in Iowa last week. under the following ci
cunstances: He had bcenpaying serious allea9
tions to Young lady, and seeing her ride plSt
with anotherg gentleman, and knowing they've dds
soon return he went and hung himself upon all
apple tree by the roadside, in full view ofthcA-
| dy and hisrlval, and soon expired.
SNAKED 0Ur.-"Julius, can you tell mo how
Adam got out oh Edenp'
"Well, spose he climbed dc fence" ai5
'No, dat amt it," @'6 @ - r
"Well, den, he got wheel-barrow and walk
ed out" t'F4
| "No.o 7s, Hs {ka y
Il CUBS it up dem" "fH
"He got snahed out. Yah.'
| 0EJ~A lady who has been reading law, Is in
the most fearful and agonizing doubts regardiil4
the legality OF her martial condition. Slo
says:
Lotteries are Illegal and marriage is tho great
est lottery in liia.", ~ ta.9 Fl ,tsa
And there are great many more who per-,
| fectly agree with tho lady, who not hayiu
studied law, have at least studied cominogl
sense! tirsl2 Z
0<.y~"You and are much alike" said the leg.
gar to the banker.
"aow SOP" 4fG 20 aWs11 2
ave both contrive to live or the labors o.
Others" ~5s ss.
"But carry on lawful business for living
said the banker.
so do )" said the beggar, "but there is this
difference, get the property Of others with
their oonsent--you got their property without
their consent" gs.s s,.-a
NEW STYLE OF PARIsIAN. GLovEs.--A new.
style Of glove has been introduced in Paris,
among the beau monde. The Paris correspon-
deut of the NeV Fork Journal Of Coa7hse,cs thus
describes them: @ 1'a aIat gsh
The kid glove is scwed with a contrasting.
colored silk, and the seams on the back Of the
hand are ornamented witha runuing wreath Of
embroidery Of the silk. around the gr ST. the.
glove is gathered very sghtlyon an elastic, hid.
den BY wreath ofembEDidery; very narrow
| f i'll Of the kid conceals the wrist. .s @
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HoLLowAY's OINTMENT AND PILLs.--Erip.
tions that attack the face, neck and arms ara
terribly anoying to ladies'. Too Frequently en-
rirical lotions, embrocations, washes &c. are re-
sorted TO. These generally fix the disease II
tie skin, the cearness, sofness and smoothpess
ofwhich permanently impair. Ladies Who
alue transparent and spotlcss compexon
are recommended TO use H0llwavts Ointment.
and nothing else save (saye ocralsanat sr,,..n :