Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1857-03-12

-so SUI PeuIct cups HIS history declare,
Although hs'hvA sfofiowes ofths cross,
And member Of the bar.
TSssssiA7. ,s 10 priced. -
AnlSH it IS . token, of his love;
AndzAil hss deeis eorrsctssf&nt rerised,
Are registered above.
The copy of his wrongs
The proofs of all his pi-ety are there:
And the far tizs which TO truth belongs,
siR press his Gle fair,
Though now in death Is en- brace,
Anaoafssrh9hcap our luckless brother
lies,
He'lllresappear on Gabriel's royal chase,
And .rrisk-it to the skies.
r. Railroads are often made the sub
ject Of jokes by irreyerent .wags who hav,
no tear OF collisions before their eyes
Here ,ase.a couple of the kind: -
A countryman passing over a railroad
In northern New y prk, which is pyoverbi-
ally slor. asked the conductor why a COW.
catcher was attached to the rear car instead
OF the usual place; he was informed by thai
officer that it was 'sin order to prevent the
cows on that road from running into the
uaiA H. rH1 o~--r
Some waggish chap who don't appreci-
atesIride on the accommodation" train
on one of the eastern roads, has written
with pencil at the bottom of one of the
time tables-"P assengers are not permit
ted to leave the cars to snow ball, uhiie
going on doom grades"
A CURrosrrr.-There is a-thrifty, we'll
grown shoat, said to be about six months
olds belonging to j Salmons, of Patrick
Co., Va, which has eight fair, distinct feet
on which it walks. Its legs seem to COM
mence to fork about the knee joints, and
continue to widen until they get near the
feet, snd then finally separate. The hog
walks well, only little clumsy.
e~ Web ever found. saws an ex-
change. that blacksmiths, by conversing
with them, are more or less given to iroRy,
aad are somewhat addicted to rice. Car
I'ehtsfs OF the most part. speak plasae-ly,
but they will chiseI when they get chance.
Not unfrequeutly they are 5ores, and often
A woman's heart is the true plate for
mans likeness An instant gives the linz
PRESTON but aaagc Of sorroM and change
cannot elafsce it. 26aGHA .ga3N
"A guard of walled city offered to, be-
tray it, on condition that the besieging gem
eral should award hinl-the highest place in
it. The general consented, butvas so dis
gusted with the fellows treachery that he
ordered him to be hung at the top Of the
highest tower the city contained. 1'ss
bay Bulwer's last work, /" said sharp
newsboy the other day, to gentleman on
the ferry-bost. Mo- said the man; ~
Bulwer himself Well buy the Women
IF Englsnd. sir; you're not Mrs.. Els, are
yous"
Ms. Daw,lle says that one Of her boys
lon't know anything and the other does.
The spsstionis. which knows the most.
The Arabs have.a proyerb. The mo-
nen< a man Is satisfied with himself, every I
,ody else is dissstisged with him." {
Dr. Adam says, that one reason why the T
vorld is not reformed is, because every per- q
on IS bent on reforming others, and never
links q his own ways asin need of mend
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alutaion IN Easlani. sChalondylus Sd Us: {
Whenever anainvited guest entered the
ouse of his friend he mya1ably salntsd .
is wife ANIL da,f-hters with kiss as 2
onaaon act of eourtesy.'' "Salute one .
mother withan holy kiss" is an injunction ),
high authossty- =
Eliza Cook said. in her journal, that !,
hey who are honest only because honesty ; ;
the best policy are half way to being ?
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