Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-03-13
TELUsTRfoUS FOREIGNERs---
ata gia-i MEXICAN LADIES. ~

1LLOSIh1OOS CONE1@N ~ EMS
'''4'.e .i'-. AMERICAN LADIES.
!" The following article, which We copy
from an exchange paper. conveys a mo
raj which we hope will not be, lost ,upor
our fair countryg omen. The anxiety
amongst a: portion of the American sister
hood TO attract the sattenli,,n Of foreigl
s56tsEer, qadoes. is graphically portrayeG
in all the article. and we commend it tt
the especial perusal Of all young ladie:
who may be disposed to play the part o
e Fanny Brainless.", II any Mrs, Sem
iramis Fleet should chance to peruse oul
plEer we hope she will run, her, eye ovel
.yhiS column, - s...I .,s-fsss ace.
The Illustrious Foreigner among the
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THE, -telegraphic news despatched on
the arrival Of The steamer America al
Ha!ifax. annoupced,in addition to the rise
of -four and, cotton, the important fact
that Count Nicholas Whiskeywitch, the
rich Russian Nobleman, was among the
passengers, and soon to rejoice Boston by
his presence. Every body talked of Coun,
Whiskeywigcl. and every body asked ey-
,erybody else hat Count .Whiskey witch
would think of America, and what, Count
Whiskeywitch would probably tell the
q Czar when he went back to St. Peters
burg, and whether Count sWhiskeywitoh
would write book about. us? etc., etc.
The name Of Count Whiskeywitch was
heard on change, in the bar rooms, and
in the, boudoirs. Everybody was on the
,qui viue to see Count, Whiskeywiteh.slIa slIa.
Meanwhile, Mrs. Semiramis Fleetgave
q party to the upper ten. All sorts Of
distinguished people crowded to her sa-
loon-judges, literati, officers of the ar
my and navy. hairy artists and heiresses,
bellies and blue stockings. -ss .rs....g
.., About twelve O'Clock there was great
hustle and, commolion in the drawing
room. =" ,o,aiE
"A little, handy legged. hairy faced man /.
dressed in a blue frock braided and, frog
ged, with a star on his breast, and scar
.let. .pantaloonss scanned with gold lace.
made his appearance, and ran. up to the
hostess, with an eager, juvenile air. lE0
Nobody knew him. but the words
Count Whiskeyw witch burst from the lips
of ALL, rzf ytgs.a.z: s'rasg vs5ta2 ela
.He chatted something in an unknown
tongue, and, Mrs. Fleet replied in French,
but the illustriOus foreigner only shrug-
ged his shoulders. E.s l.ut1 .Lara11
a professor of all modern languages
Iron, Cambridge was summoned to inter
pret-but the Count turned his back on
him; OF. course the professors Russian
was wholly uniutelligible to a, native II
The illustrious foreigner looked all round
him in a vain endeavor, to discover the
friend who had brought him there. 7aE,
The ladies crowded around him, and
wed with each other in showing him. at
tentions. - IN s.zr.-eT1y- h1z "a
But the Count bounded away from
them. leaping up in the air, knocked a
couple ofsdE9ps from the chandelier with
his walking stick. The ladies were rea-
dy to die of delight at witnessing the
playful! exhibition on the part Of the for:
eign nobIeman.1 Mrs. Semiramis Fleet
contrasted his happy freedom of manner
with the puritanio stiffness Of the Boston
beaux.. a77 s'.@',
Mr.. D'ofsay hammond almost died
with envy, at beholding the graceful ease
OF the stranger. -. - 49,. ~
e''Ah !''said he, to his friend. Gus.
Dawdle. q it's the blood that does it,
Gus republican" institutions can't make
gentleman" $50 40 ~~4A~i'- 'oS'' -
And now the music of tie Re1doo2wja1 q
struck up: The dancers took the floor
Count LWhiskeywitch seized the divine
and b1ushing Fanny Brainlesa SbyT the
waist aud darted forward with her. How
her companions enTsed her her noble
partner: Aud. how differently he danced
from all the rest, Fools, to think that
in three quarters tuition they could learn
the f3edowa. TO the Count the measure
was as familiar as his daily walk. The
restlsoon.: returned leaving the apt Fanny
with her graceful partner. How he
Whifled aud bounded hot disdaiping
eyenIto throw " in d few dip flaps and sum:
mefsets to e1liven ttie entettainmeht.1' &
@At last the Count tired 81 Che dance,
and an a,Si suddenly Stopped, grinning At his
How aelfgBtfat this mode mode Of asalatsaI-. ltsI.
Noibo#t No. offer to lead her to seat
-adwaiter happened to be passing. Fan!
ny seized "a goblet Of champaene- the
COUNT took another and emptied at q
draught. .hunI
thsnithFeSaRs0 glass sluuBbD UPON tBsq floor
snd'sefzhg aiRdiP' 'boaig,, adj Oily obfcksdd
the'neckb itsouE the edge 81. the lit eff,
and Swallowed tie contents. q T6e whole
comPany 6ppladded the act!o etssl hsataI
"HoW free. how 'orig, g,iitial,, 4h6w de light-E
II Ial scrief the oIadiss..E EssHov different
hqees1aR gentlemen are from any other
gehtlemefi.0 ;.aik o ,ifsG'S SO sStGSi -
qhe Pair Fanny retired 10 tue consersa.
: toFy, Tor She was GREATNESS and fatigued
". sne y,elept pt-eSercise 70 WHICH her. part.
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