Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-01-09
Medical.
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TO THE 1AFFEIcTED! - q
nR. iJNo. e sHIeKEL . cos; FAMILY
IL MEDICINES, In presenting these prepa-
rations to the public, the proprietors are aware
Of the preiudices which they must expect to en-
counter. The country is deluged with quack
nostrums, each claiming to be the ne plus ultra
the medicine, of all medicines-and are pushed
into notice by the. aid OF printers ink, with
zeal worthy of . better cause, notwith standing all
that has been saidsand the essays written against
their use by the prof n, and ont OF the pro-
fession. Indeed so prevalent has become the
mania for quackery, that a recent writer, q man
of eminence in the medical profession strongly.
ad vises that esubiect DO let alone 1t exists,
says he, {" in evcTy walk and occupation OF life,
bT the exercise, of, which men procure bread, !"
aud thinks it time wasted to endeavor to. stem
We have long since thought that the only ef-
fcctual method Of counteraehng Shis strong eur
rent of quackery was to place in the hands of tho
people, regular medicines, prepared In accordance
with the rules of pharmacy.
When our prairies and mountains catch fire,
and the inhabitants behold the devouring ele-
ment sweeping towards their devoted homes,
what do they dot Do they yain!y endeayor to
stop its progress by throwing few buckets of
water upon It'll By no mesnss They build up
counter-fres which rush forth to meet the APP
preaching torrent of fame, and by exhausting
it's food put stop to its ravages, or turn it out
of it's course. Now this is precisely what we are
trying to do. The counter-tre which we are
dicines which are prepared according to the
laws of Science, from the best of drugs, and un-
der the superintednence of q regular physician.
For testimonials of their efficacy IN the treat
mont of the various diseases for which they are
recommended, we would refer to all that have
ever used of them. We bring forward no oerti-
hcates from obsure individuals, stating that
they have been cured of all manner ofineurable
diseases. deeming it an insult to the intelligence
of the community to try to palm on such stuff
upon them. II these medicines are humbug
then medical science is humbug.
rnE FRIEND OF THE AFFLICTED, on
Rheumatic EmbrOcation.
] Is confidently recommended to lnValids as un-
surpassed by any known preparation for the
cure of Spasms, Old Sores, and swelling of all
kinds. Indeed it has no superior where an out
fectly magical power appears to DO over all W.
Gers and cronic cases of Rheumatism, that have
resisted all other remedies for years. Ut never
having been known to fail even once in the course
of eight years. 1t is unParagoned in the cure
of the following diseases in animals, viz;-Distem
per, Windgalls, Scratches, Sweeney, Stiffness,
saddlegalls, Wounds, &c.
The Genuine Med cal Anodyne.
An invaluable remedy for the cure of the fol-
lowing diseases, viz: Toothache, Chills, Cor vi
gor, } Headache, Oholie, Cholera Morbus, Infa-
matory Rheumatism, &c. 1t is also an invalu-
able medicine in many complaints to which fe-
m ales are subject. In distractions, either total
| or partial it has been found ofinestimable bene-
| fit restoring their functional arrangements to q
healthy action, purifying the blood and other
fluids 80 efectually as to Put to flight all diseases
which may arise from female Irregularities, as
head lac hes, gddiness pain in tho side, back, &c.
In fact it is unexcelled if equalled by any other
preparation known, for the cure of all diseases
arising from cold.
The NeutraIizing Cordial, or Physic.
This is one of the most valuable preparations
known, for cholera morbus, cholera infantum,
or summer complaint of children, diarrhosa
lysentery, &c. It's operation and action appear
to be specific, if not nfallible. 1t is excellent
| in certain diseases of women, to IllRy sickness,
| regulate the bowels, &c.
Black or Healing SnIVe.
This Salve will be found superior to every 9TH
err, where applications of this kind required
1t has an excellent effect in Burns, Fever Sores
Scrofulous, Fistulous, and all other ulcers.
Green Ointment.
| This ointment ID very cooling, relaxing, and
emolient. 1t is very useful in Spruus Contu-
Sions, Swellings, DisiocatiOus Contracted Sin
| ews, &c.
| Brown Ointment, or Eye SnIye.
This Ointment, for irruptions generally, sore
eyes, &c, is superior to all others. 1t almost in
Variably beuehts in every case.
Carminative Drops.
| They ense pain, create moderate aspiration
and produces refreshing slocp. Good for restless
children, removes tatulenGy and wind chUIic and
is useful in hysteric and nervous affections te-
male debility, &c
For further particulars call on our agents, or
ourseeos, and purchase some or all of our me-
dicines aud DO convinced that they are no Hum
bug:
The above meli :inos are prepared and sold by
Or. JNO. SlllCKEL 81 CO., Point Pleasant
Harrison CO., Va, and for sale by merchants and
Druggists generally throughout the State.
Address DIR. JNO. F. SuICKEL.
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