New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1857-11-09
Two WAYS TO TELL SToRY.--Elizabeth Barrett
relates the following episode in her history:

Two WAYS TO TELL A SToRY.-Elzabeth Barrett
relates the following episode in her history:
First time he kissed me, but he only kissed
The fingers of this hand wherewth write;
And, ever since, it grew more clear and white,
Slow to worldgreeting, quick with it. ooh, list!'
When the angels speak, ring Of amethyst
could not wear here palmer to my sight
Than that first kiss The second passed in height
The first, and sought the forehead and half Missed
Hailing on my hair Oh, beyond need!
That was the crysm Of love, which loves crown
( With sanctifying sweetness did precede. .rs
The third upon my lips was folded down,
In perfect purple state Since when, indeed,
l have been proud, and said My love, my own
+" SUIT. Lovengood,'' of Tennessee, has experienced
similar felicity, and describes it in the following
style: .g5aa g..1g
I happen to pass next day; ov cours stopped to
enjoy look at the tempter an she war mighty luvin
to me; put wun arm round my neck, an tother wun
whar the circinge goes around boss, TUX the IN
turn on me with her lett foot" and gin me kiss.
Says she " Sutty, love-, I've got somethin for you,
new sensashun an believed it, for begun to feel
it already My toes felt like if MINERS wur nib
at UNA cold streak run up and down my back like
lizard with turkey hen after him ia settn time,
and my stimmick was hot and onsatifed like
THE FIRST KISS" Am l really dear to you, So
phiaW whispered, and pressed my burning lips to
her rosy mouth She did not say yes; she did not
say no but she returned my kiss and the earth went
from under my feet; my soul was no longer IN the
body; touched the stars: knew the happiness OF
the seraphim
The above is all of this deeply exciting story that
We can publish. The remainder will be found in the
Blower Of December 25th, which has four millions
more subscribers than there are inhabitants in the
world! korn Kob writes for it-Pea Nuts writes for
t-Tadpole writes for it everybody writes for it
and it is sold everywhere in the world ana out OF II
THE WAY TIE OPERA ENDs.-The end draws nigh
-brigands begin to appear-every other scene dark
lanterns long swords, and broad cloaks are in the
ascendant. Terrific thunder prevalls-the lashng
rain is initiated as closely as dried peas and number
shot can do it the pendant sheet iron does its
duty noby and the homemade thunder is irstcrate
article. The plot thickens so does the weather;
heroic young lover is in peck OF trouble has q
caudestne moonlight midnight meeting with injured
damsel, and they resolve to peg out and take the
chances Of something turning up in the other world
Villain is triumphant; blood and murder seem ~ be
victorious over innocence and vrtue when suddenly
"a change comes Ger the spirit OF Their dream :"
heroic toJe resolves mt to die, but to distinguish
| himself; fights sngle,hauded combat with seven
robbers three, kicks one into mltpnnd, and
throws the rest over precipice distressed maid Is
pursued by bandit chief is rescued by heroic lover,
| who catches her in his arms and jumps with her
| tbrouei, a trap door over picket fence. Hero Is
unexpectedly discovered to be somebody else, which
| fact is made known to the world by some old man
with pepper and salt hair, who comes from some
unknown region just 10 the nicksof time, and whose
| word everybody seems to set down as gospel. De-
spairing lady proves to be somebody else tao when
| all hands and the cook are summoned together
heroic lover placks up courage-runs at big villain
with his sword tight with all the usual stamps by
the comh.tants and appropriate music by the orches
ira; big villain is stabbedfals with his head close
to the wing-prompter saps red paint in his left eye
looks very bloody; acts very malicious sp,ts al
heroic lover squirns about good deal kicks his
boots or soils his stockings, and. after prolonged
spasmodic flourish with both his legs his wig comes
off, he subsidies into perfect calm, and dies all ove
the stage. Everybody is reconclled to everybod,
else. and down comes the curtain to inform th,
audience that it's time TO travel And they travelled
accordingly. .rtn.-