Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1857-12-04

smart, and hurts was, heap wus. Durn
him. Durn all Yankee pedlers, they
haint one ov them got n soal but what :
kud dance a jig in kabbagc seed, and
leave room fur the fiddler.
Well, Sicily she bought tin box ov
the sody from him, an hid It away from
the folks, a savin it for me. ! happened
TO pass next day, ov course stopped TO
enjoy n look at the tempter, nm she wur /.
mighty luvin to me, put wun arm round
my neck, an tother wun whar the cir
cingle goes round boss, tok the intorn
on me with her left foot an gin me a
kiss. Says she, 'Sutty, love, I've got
somethin fur ye, a new sensashun'-an
believed it, for begun To feel niblin at
em--a cold streak run up and down my
back like lizzard with turkey hen
after him in setlin time, my heart felt hot
and dissatisfied like, and then III 4 cut
| ole Souls throat ef she'd hinted a need
sisity fur sich an operashun. Then she
poured ten or twelve blue papers ov the .
sody inter big tumbler, and about the
same number ov white wuns inter luther
lumbler, and put nj unto pint ov water
on both oy them, and stirred EN- both up
with case knife, lookin as solemn an
ole jack-ass in snow storm when the
folders all gin out. She hilt wun while
she told me to drink toiher. swallowed
it at wun run--tasted salty like, ! tho't
it wur part ov the sensashun. But wnr
mistakened, all ov the Internal sensashun
wur to cum, and it wurn't long at it, hoss,
you'd believe me. Then she gin me
! luther tumbler, and sent it after the fust,
race hoss fashion.
In about wun moment an half | tho't
I'd swallered ihrashin machine in full
! blast, ur cupple ov bull dogs, and they
= had sot inter fitin. ! seed that I wur
coiched agin-same family dispersition
to make fools ov themselves every chance
= so broke for my boss. / stole look
back, and thar Sicily lay on her back in
the porch screemin with latin. But
had no time tu look then, an thar wur a
- = 81 q
II two foot wide and four inches deep
! locked like it had been snowin-poppin
: an a hissen, and bilin like tub ov hot
= soap suds. / he'd geihered cherry
! tree limb as ] run. and lit astraddle OF
2 my hoss, whippin an kickin like mad.
This, with the scarey noises ! made (for
war a whistlin. an hissin, an a spIut-
term, outer mouth, nose and eyes, like a
/" steam engine) sot him a rearin and ca
i vortin like he was skeercd out Of his SEN
i ses. Well he went. The foam rolled
,r and the old black hoss flew. lie jisi
mizzled-scared nj tu death, so wur ]
- So we agreed on the pint ov the creates
:, distance in the smallest time.
h ] aimed for Doctur Goodmau's at III,
d. Iiwassee Copper Mines, tn get somethir
rd tu stop the exposhun OF my inards.
l. met sercuit rider on his travels toward
NJ fried chicken and hat full ov ball bis
es kits. As cum tmin along he hilt NJ
Is his hands ike he wanted to pray fur me
se but as preferred physic III prayer, ii
.oI my pecooliar stuwashun at that time,
n list rolled along. He tuck a skeor as
hs cum nj On tu him, his faith gin out, anl
l. he lodged hoss, saddil-bag., an overcoat
er inter a thickei jist like you've seed ter
m kil take water often on a log when tar
10 min big steamboat Gums along. As h
ed passed ole man Burns, Sicily hailed hin
ed and axed him If he'd met enybody in
,s, hurry gwine up the road. The poor ma
,ur thought perhaps he didn't, he'd seed
a site, ny a spook Nv ghost Nv ole Belle
.oc bub himself, ur the komit, he didn't az
r.. zactly know which, bat takin all thins
icb iugether an tie short time he'd for pre-
Use parashun. he thought he must be a Graz
ur- long legged shakin Quaker, n aeein fro
I'm. the wrath TO cum, on a black aud viii
bat spotted hoss whippin Ov hin wir
brush, an he bad n white beard what Gu
gal from nj ONTO his eyes 10 tie pummil Of q
tu saddl, an then fofked an went 10 i
her knees, an then sometimes dropped
lnd lunches as big As a crows nest 10 d
e ] ground, an hearen a sound like a rush
an ov nifty water an he war miiily exercis
.ey, about il, enybow. Well, ] guess be vi
oss, an SO war llis fat hos, an war ole blac
be- eye, wust exercised oy all ov en- war n
test self Now, George, all this beard
ex- spots On the hoss, aH steam, an Ere,
ing, snow, an wire tails, is oudaeious humbr
i'm II all cam ouien my inards, dropin Q
Big oy my mouth without eny vomilia or
~ a fort. an Fl it hadn't I'd a busted iglo mo
all pieees tl,an thar Is aigs 10 big eatf