The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1857-07-25
THE BLOODY DAGGER;
OR THE CRIMSON WARRIORS REVENGE
4 Tale Of Tood-X,N.


OR THE CRIMSON WARRIORS REvKSaE.
's@s. 4 Tale Of d-YiU.
BY BRAINLEss BeB, yR,
Author u the Phantom Tooth. Pick" e,c., etc.
= @1- CHAPTER I. .3
/. av Go In Lemons."--Tox. HYHx
I Hs! hal! shrieked the Crimron War
rior Of Hoboken, as with rapid strides he
paced the hall where hung the shilling
ambrotypes of his ancestors. Tonight
I'll be revengcd upon the naughty Lady
Adarina Seraphina D'Lumurdeanc, and
that base sucker, Don Edmond D. Quack-
enbust. oh! revenge, thou art sweeter
to me than the nectar Of the Gods or
Stewards syrup, which in my days of
youthful Innocence / poured in lavish
streams upon the smoking buckwheat
cakesv
With a demoniac smile he drew from
his pocket a large --- handker-
chief, and carefully wiped his luminous
nose.
CHAPTER III.
"-Thunier and Lightning-ALMANAc.
The fascinating Adarina Seraphina sat
in her boudoir eating a round heart,
which her faithful maid, Bridget O'Sul-
livan, had just purchased for her at the
Dutch bakers.
Il cannot think what detains Don Ed
mond,' she exclaimed as she cast an xnx-
ious glance at the clock, by the thunder $
roar aud the lightning's vivid flash, l
think we'll have spell of weather before
soon, if not sooner. However, there s
no such thing as knowing anything about
the weather since Merriam left US, to pc
destrianize around the country in mus
lin shirt, minus unexcsptionables-the
,, indecent old fellow!
Some ono enters the room-'tis Don
Edmond
'Adarina'
Edmond
And they are clasped in fond en-
brace. In voice of exquisite sweetness,
like a bull frog on summer night, she
sang
"oh! Eddy i. il you, dear! thought you would
| not come,
thought you'd stopped at poplins to take glas.
I
But heard your footsteps and knew that you
| were near,
Oh Eddy, you are sweeser 10 me than Lager
| Beer"
But dearest she said, we must part,
my cruel father says must wed Don
Greeny DAmuch'
Say no more love- he exclaimed, bu,
fly with Inc to Coney Island, and there in
a cottage made heaven by love, well
sell clans and other dclicacies of thai
lovely spot to the hungry Gothamites.'
/ Il cannot leave pa, she said in voice
ehoked with emotion and a piece of th'
round heart.
Dost thou think more Of thy pa thar
me7' he asked.
90. Calcium, light Of my existence, fl,
with me, fer if you wed Don Greeney
Ill drive tooth pick through this faith
full heart, and Connsry shall hold an in
quest on my body?
Simmer down, Edmond, she e1claim
ed, Il will go with you; let us depart =
once; there's danger in delay
Aye, vile woman, there is.' Tn
Crimson Warrior was before them.-Ad
arina tainted.
CHATTER III.
"-Revenge "-wEBsrER's D,crIosARx.
Edmond D'Quackanbust, thy hou
has come" said the Crimson Warrior.
am the avenger of Don Greeny, whom
you have wronged. Prepare for king
dom come
I'll call the police gasped DQuack
aabust. '''
Fool, there is no police. Between tn
Mayor and new Commissioners the polio
are what they never were before, an hou
est (non est body
With single stroke of his huge dss
ger he cut Don Edmond in two pieces.
CHAPTER ".
"--The green eyed lobster, jealousy."--sHA
The Crimson Warrior having annihil;
ted Don Edmond, turned his attention t
: Adarina, and after some effort restore
her.to conciousness.
'You are not Don Edmond-he had n,
such nose". she calculated, hysterica
ly.
a NO, lady, I'm not Behold your FL
: mond!
She gazed upon the lifeless body for
: moment, and in voice of intense EN-
tion, she asked
who are you that thus spills blood''
:, Il am the avenger of a wronged man,
man you promised to love and marry =
I; and with smile of hatred he remove
from his face false moustache--
y DO you know me!
d Good heavens! You are Don Green
;, AYE, Ada! Don Greeny, in who
(, presence you formerly appeared so happ
to whom your words were words OF 10y
G but whom you ridiculcd when absen
l. while your smile was given to that ba
thing, who lies there dead as Steve. Dou
7, las
d .Oh. may heaven shower red hot pc
% nuts on your head, and may your childr
grow up and become Aldermen or Mel
II bers of Congress
T. Spare them such disgrace. he mute
{ ed; then picking up the cory dagger,
N plunged it into
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