The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1857-01-29
somebody I'm my Bed.


Yarn after yarn had been spun, and the
hour for retiring had arrived-the land
lord was doing behind the counter--and
the spirit of conversation was beginning
to flag, when the doctor whi'pered to me,
that il would pay attention he would
. ".op off with good one.
81 believe, captain" said the doctor,
"I never told you about my adventure
with woman at my boarding house,
when was attending the lectures ,"
mo, let's hive it," replied the indi-
vidual addressed, who was short. fab
by. fat man Of abont fify, with highly
nervous temperament, and very red face
"Arthe time l attended the lectures,
boarded at house in which there were
no females but the landlady and an old
colored cook"
Here the doctor made slight pause,
and the captain by requesting him to go
on, said
"Well."
"I often felt the want of female socie-
ty to soften the severe labor OF deep
study, and dispel the ennui to which l
was subject
"well," said the captain.
"But as feared that forming acquain-
tance among the ladies might interfere
with nv studies, avoided them alp
"Well."
lone evening after listening to long
lecture on physical anatomy, and dissect-
ing large negro. fatigued in body and
mind. went to my lodgings"
"Well."
at went to the hall, took large lamp,
and went directly to my room. it being
then after one o'clock"
"Welll"
81 placed the light upon the table, and
commenced undressing. I had hardly
got my coat off when my attention was
attracted to dress, and quantity OF
petticoats. lying on chair near the bed
Well" said the captain, who began to
show signs that he was deeply interested.
"And pair of beautiful small shoes
ard stockings on the floor. Of course
thought it strange, and was about to re-
tire, but tlen thought it was my room.
and I had at least right to know wlo
was in my bed"
Exactly" nodded the captain. well
so took the light, went softly to the
bed, and with trembling hand drew
aside the curtain. Heavens! what a
sight A young girl, should say an
angel, of about eighteen, was in there
asleep
"Well! |" said the captain, giving his
: chair hitch.
"As l gazed upon her. l thought l
had never witnessed any thing more beau
tiful. From underneath little night
cap, rivaling the snow in whiteness, fell a
straw ringlet over a neck and shoulders
of alabaster -
II" WE'LL" said the excited captain, Civ
ing his chair another hitch.
"Never did look upon bust more
perfectly formed. took hold cf the COW
erlid, and softly pulled it down"
well +" said the captain. betraying
the utmost excitement.
.'To her waist
WeU," sai1 the captain, dropping the
paper, and renewing the position of his
legs.
"She had on night dress. buttoned
up before, but softly l opened the two
first buttons
WE'LL" said the captain, wrought
up to the highest pitch Of excitement.
q And then. ye gods what sight IL
gaze upon A Hebe--pshaw ! word
fell. just then
WELL l' said the captain, hitchins
his chair right and left, and squirting hi
tobacco juice against the stove SO it fairl!
fzzled again.
"I thought that I was taking meal
advantage of her, seized my coat ant
boots, and went and slept in anothe
ROOM"
"Rs He," shouted the excited cap
tain. jumping up and kicking over hi