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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1857-07-31
RAILROADS. sTEAMBoArs. &c

r. E rzzzzzgx1 GREAT NORTHERN
k13 80 ySAND s0UTHEB. ROUTE
FUK TfSX VTIs.-1TW III DAILY lSpgDAY NiGHf
ExCEPTHDJ BETWEEN, RICHMOND. BALTi.
MORE PHILADELPHIA AND NEW YORK, viz
ACQUfA CREEK AND NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. the
Richmond Freferc ksburx spd Potomac Railroad 10
the Potomac River seventy iya miles end by spIsa.
did and comfortable steamers theacs o. Washinxtco
fft ss mlesfn all ~ miles in seven hours. s~ng
q comfortable and perfectly safe rate Of sped.
Hours vi departure. A. ". and EzP. M sd bas.
under charge Of special ense ked tsrcgh
to Washington, Baltimore Philadelphia and Ssw
York.
FARE:
To Washington, Us -
To Baltimore so
To Philadelphia, SOC
The track VI the Railroad between Richmond ard
the Potomac River il uox undergoing relay, more
than twothrds of " being already completed With al
edge rail Of superior quality, while tho renErss
In admirable condition. T. RUTH,
Superintendent Of Transportatsns
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1857-07-31

BOWERS FOUNDRY A n ID ARCHl-
- TECTURAL IRON WORKS-Corner Of Cary and
9Th streets Richmond.-CAST IRON FkoSTTSS ,n IoI
stores and public buildings, and eyerv kInd OF iitUs
WORK used in the construction and hhish Oh the
same
RAILINGs-Cast or Wrought Iron. plain or orna-
mental.
VERANDAHs, BALCONIES, &c:
SHOOTS with plain, etered, or pr5Inatic ilght Ups
Orders from city or country would be thankfully
received and promptly attsndedto. ,oupps
Iy Elm a D. boh EN-.
CPECIAL NOTICE.-GREEN& ALLEN,
~ BUILDERS, CORNER OF GRACE AND SHY
ENTH STREETS, respectfully solicit OF their lfieh'lS
and the public generally continuance OF tneIf pa
trona generously bestowed on them the pst eat
They are better prepared to do all kinds Of CAhPbNr
TER WORK and will undertake whole buildings II
desired or Carpenters work only, ON as favorable
terms they afford, and prompt to all thelr GU
gagements as to time, &c. Those that contemplate
building this year may find It TO their advantage 70
give lis callthose particularly that want 10 suIid
in tlis shortest possible time Plans ana esthateh
furnished at the shortest notice.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1857-07-31

THE OLDEST ESTABLISHMENT OF
l. TIE KIND IN NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. so
DA WATER AND B0TTLING ESTABLISHMENT
IN FULL FORCE WITH IT'S E0UBLE SET OF
SELF-ACFINN GENERATORS Lemon and Sarst.
parIa POP, Philadelphia PORTEl: and ALE, Cham
payne CIDER. and BROWN STOUT, put up in guam.
titles TO snit customers.
The subscriber deems it unnece ssary to say any,
thing in regard TO the reputation Of his Soda Water
rs it is well known throughout Virginia Tonnes
see, and North Carolina. lie feels very thankful for
the immense patronage heretofore extended towards
him by his generous patrons and hopes by n strict
attention to business, To preserve continuance of
the same
E4- All persons living in the city, who have bot
Ties with my name on Them will please return them
10 my drivers ana To none others.
W. MCCORMACK
JE Z1-lm BOB Broad st.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1857-07-31

NJ Il. RUM am offering my stock Of
~ RUM very low. to close it out Those In want
will do well TO call before purchasing
JAMES p. WEST.
~ l7-u Cary I'd door beloy yirginia =.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1857-07-31

SPONGE.-We have in store fine as
- sortment Of Mouth and Bathing Sponges. all size,
and shapes suitable for wheat threshers TO prevent
the injurious effects of dust, &c.
" q 2. JOHNST1N BRO nrnzri.tx
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04
The War in Contra, America.

We publis, IN another column u .u report
taken from the Central American papers, OF the
operations Tor the last three or four mouths i'll
Nicaragua AS the accounts which have hilh-
eyto been published were mostly from sources
favorable 10 Walker, the other side of the pic
,ure was necessary to give the readers OF the
Herald clear view not only of the Interesting
military movements that are going on III that re-
gion, but also OF the spirit, hope, Tears aud ha-
treds that are agtatins ut this time tlie people
sot the Central Amerc.n States. Costa Rica, as
she has hitherto been the most industrious and
peaceful, Shows herself now to be the most ell
ergetic and warlike.
There are several points in this news worthy
OF remark. 1t is evident that the Government
OF Costa Rica, while st:alniug every nerve, is
aware that Wake: must soon he anuiiiilate6 Or
triumph. The cXcrtlon> she is NOW making, ex-
haus htr greatly, and cannot be long continul.
Ii Walker caiIot be driven cui, or DESTROYED
at once, "ihc problem becomes One OF very ar
,iuotis solutionn We also learn that the neces-
sity OF steamships Tor war purposes and trans
port services is recognized, aud II is stated shat
exertions are being made TO procure them
From the tone OF the remarks and other cir
cumstances, we judge that moi ouly Is he Falcon
fitting out here Tor that Power, but that efforts
are being made II California to procure war
steamer iof tic RACINE. ferhaps There viii be
a great many of our Steamboat people mixed
up IN this Transit route fight before il Is over
Tie sp.rt and energy displayed bv Costa
RIGA and her people. both in action and in vol
untary contributions for the war, is tar in ad.
vance OF that OF the other Central American
States, aud demonstrates two things: that there
is among the Spanish American republics, one
willing and cai,able TO act; and that there is at
least, part OF the Latin race OH this conf .ent
worthy OF our sympathy and ngard. Coming
advices from Ws.ker will b. looked for with
ssii greater interest from this time forward.
n. Y. Herald.
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04

THE EMIGRANT AID SOCIETY TRIUMPHANT
The Union publishes an editorial article entitled
"The Policy of the Administration i'll Kansas
Triumphant" 1t rather strikes us that the pol
icy OF the Administration, SO lar as any definite
res 1t has Yet been atlaiued, has suffered Il &c
feat and that the Emigr"nt Aid Society has z OF
quite the better OF it. The policy pursued by
the Administration was TO nelp the Shareholders
tasten their c;,lantous institution Oh Kansas =
The policy OF the administration was to connive
at the frauds Oh the right OF suffrage; the acts
OF violence committed by the invaders OF the
Territory; at the Installation OF spurious e-
gislature AT tie Sha vince Mission and the enact
ment of code of laws legalizng slavery by
persons not elected by the people oI the Terr-
tory-euUrntieS which the administration ia
vared in the hope Of making kansas IL Slave
State. This hope is likely 10 be frustrated by
the courage AMI pelt!nacity OF The settlers, and
the irresoiutivn OF the administration alter the
emphatic condemnation OF It's conduct by the
people in their safes in the late Presidential
election. Tn" Border Ruiiians have been
wearied out and dsheartened. MIR. Fierce be-
came frightened, removed Gov. Shannon one of
the n-truments of his policy, and aiterward
Judge Lecompte, another instrument equally UNI
scrupu!ous After hr had appointed Gov. Geary
in place OF Shannon, he detained him at WASH
ngtou till the election was past, and then sent
him out with new instructions few weeks
have elapsed, and we find Gov. Gcury band and
glove with Gov. Robinson, and taking upon him
self to repeal the laws enacted the Shawnee
Mission, parieulari, the bali and chain law.
The administration is clearly ba!ied-dis
appointed in its design-in short, defeated. But
it has yet, In the Territory, another Instrument
OF the policy to which the Uni.n alludes, nalne-
~, Judge Cato, who seems disposed to make
trouble for the settlers. This Judge Cato is
amusing himself with arresting and dragging OIL
the members of the tree soil legislature at To
peka, on charge of high-treason. He has no
idea that she people of the Territory shall reg
ulaie their own domestic institutions in their
own way" and therefore breaks up their assem-
biics.
We do not see what remedy the adminis.ra
ton can apply short of the removal OF Judge
Cato.
But whether he be removed or not, it is the
administration hich is TO be condoled with, and
the Emigrant Aid Society which Is TO be con.
graduated. Judge Cato, with all his power Of
mischief, can do htile more than keep he peo
pie OF Kansas in ill-huuor with the admin'stra-
ton and its party, and stimulate the Einlsant
Aid Society to il>w exertons.-IN n. Y Z. e. Post
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04

Years rolled down the gulf of time, indi-
Gated by rows of stars, two years to a row,
(5X2=l0), ten years.
Eulophemia grew in stature and beauty,
and had passed through French boarding
school, and had made great party through
which she should make her entire into socie-
ty.
And a stranger-the magnificent Count
Zelawskaniskio tusophiiucaniski-ha
begged permission to attend this assembly;
and the permission had been graciously
granted
Ana the people were gathered, and Pho
my had been introduced. and she was radi-
ant with diamonds and red chalk
A buzz proclaimed the advent of some new
conner.
The crowd around the queen gave way and
q new form advanced.
1t was the magnificent Count.
And when Eulophemia raised her eyes she
seemed to recognize some old friend, for she
tainted.
And the Count shut his teeth, and said
Z,z-zz,z z-acre-e-e-e-E.
And wnen Eulophemia came to, the Count
spoke to her, and told her who he was, where
he came from, where he had been, where he
was going, what he was going to do, how
much he was to get who was to pay it. what
for--under which bridge? how deep the
creek was, and what was the price Of putty
To all of which Phcmy replied, Flaw met
And the next week they were married.
And the Count was the beggar boy.
Conclusion Of Book md, and end o. the mar
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04
Eclectic Medical Notice.

l lAht nltAASSetN desires 10 inform the citizens
burlington and vicinity, that he has permanently
ocated IN Burlington forthe practice of medicine.
Dr. d. - graduate OF the Eclectic Medical College OF
cincinnati college devoted toreformn meaiesiscienee
anu practice 10 those acquainted with the scientific and
literary Character Of its Faculty there il no need Of
words ofeulogy or conInendation.
To those unacquainted with EcIecttei.u We saw our
ru. In the selection OF remedial s,e use those
ly that undergo he process in the system
hence We discardCalomei. Antrnony and Arsenic. We
have however, more than fifty new concentrated
yst nhkncwnto The Materia Medics Of other
gYin2 US greater range IN the selection of
@ = possessed by others We also discard the
p, e believing 1t the province Of the physi
c's ~ 70 puiid up rather than deplete.
ayears residence Ia the South has given me ia
North and South s-1r-
ohiohc disease diagnosed with certainty by the i'm
pressions made upon the gangicnc system and
with concentrated remedies.
cured eaeetusly withoutheus Of theknife.
and Ole ulcers cured speedily.
Msdieihss dispensed from the Office.
Omee over Green, Thomas Co.'S Bank corner Of Jef-
ierson and Thirds,reets. Entrane. Third st.
SDICKiNS0N, D.
y. y. Ghronic Patients from distance will be fur
nishsa WIN fromtSotos six weeks with
spesine airseiiens. psyesvy
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04
Matrimonial Advertisements.

That imprldent young men, and broken
down old ones. should seek amusement IN
matrimonial advertisements, is not 50 much
matter of surprise; but that respectable pa
pers should lend such o voice in their col
nmns, is, confess astonishing. donot say
that Il virtuous woman has never answered
such an advertisement; but do say, that
the virtue OF il woman who would do so is not
80 inylncibe. There is no necessity for an
attractive, or, touse a hateful phrase, a mar
ketabIe' woman. tn take such degrading
step t., obtain what, alas under legitimate
circumstances often proves, when secured
but Dead Sea apple 1t is undesirable
d.maged and unsuitable goods, that are Of
tenest offered at auction. A woman must
first have ignored the sweetest attributes Of
woinanhool, have overstepped the last bar
rier of seli-respect, who would parley with II
stranger on such Ii topic. You tell me that
marriage has sometimes been the result
Granted !, but has a woman who has effected
it in this way bettered her condition, how
uncongenial soever it might have been ,
Few husbands (and the longer observe the
more am convinced of the truth of what
. about to say, an make no exception in
favor Of education or Station have the mag
nanimity to use justly, generously, the power
which the law puts into their hands. But
what fla wife's helplessncss be aggravated
by the reflection that she has abjectly solic-
tied her wretched fate ? How many men,
think you, are there, who when out of hui
NOR, would hesitate talntingly to use this
drawn sword which you have foolishly piac-
ed in their hands?
Our sex has need Of all the barriers, all
the defences, which nature has given US
No-never let woman be the wooer, save as
the flowers WOO with their sweetness-saye
as the st.rs WOO, with their brightness-save
as the summer wind woos-silently unfold
ins the roses heart FANNY FIRM.
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04

~
II was near the setting Of the sun and the
chickens were vending their way roostuard
GoId and crimson cleaned athwart thu
skies, and the baby was cross and sleepy.
Euiophemia Josephine Biggs sat as the
window and Hattcd her nose against the pane
Behind her the parlor was gorgeous in its
siiken furniture and the house dog slept on
the back porch, and lazily erased the hea-
bites As Enlophemia--or Phemy, rs the
parents fondiv calIed4heir darling daughter
--gazed from the window. her attention was
drawn to an object in the street
That object was besgar boy, who had no
coat and M hat, and no shoes, and no gloves;
| and who had letter in his post-otiice.
And the beggar boy saw, at the same in
| slant. Euiopheinia conntenance, and her
nose, fatted against the pane
| And his stomach yeirned for her, for he
felt hungry; and he asked her for a penny
And phemy turned and inquired of her
mama if she might give the boy a penny.
And the mama replied hum-ni-m-um.
SO Phemy raised up the window and gave
into the out stretched hand of the boy, a cent,
United States currency, coinage of 1856.
And the boys heart was made glad, and
| he departed whistling
Jordan is hard road to travel"
and mis- letter inthe postofFfce fluttered in the
wind gaily.
END OF BOOK lsT.
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04
New and Direct Route now Opened.
Ia -, .Ss r;szsEzszzSl
@ ~
FORT WAYNE & CHI.

n ~ II q.
CAGO II .AELWAA,
To Pittsburgh, Aeu York, Boitimore and WASH
ingtm Cftg.
With but one Change Of Cars to Pittsburgh.
The only Route thecking Bdg0nge through 10 Ne,c
York. Philadelphia AID Bel taore
Trains leave Michigan Southern Depot Daily as follows:
RlorslinE Express. at 40
Night Express, at S.55
Running through to Pittsburgh with but one change
of Cars, and two changes Of Cars Philadelphia and
Baltimore.
81 miles saved to Pittsburgh and the only Direct Route
to Philadelpbia, Baltimore aud Washington City.
Fare as Low as any other Route
The travelling public will See the advantage Of taking
this NEw AsD DREcT RouTE being the shortes and nost
desirable TO Ladies' or GentIemen accompanied by La
des aud Children. avoiding the many changes of Cars
and The annoyance Of reehecSng their Bagesge as by
this route the Baggage checked directly p,rTsBuaaa
Ssw YORK, PHiLAbSPniA and BALTIMORE
The above Trains connect at Forest With Trains on Mad
River Road to 20
Springfield, Urbana, Dayton d Cincinnati.
A: Crestline. with Trains on Cleveland L Columbus
Railroad,
10 Ctecelana. Columbus, Yenia, Cincinnati.
Ns,rark Zanesetiie d: Wheeling.
{ e Passengers arriving IN Chicago on any Of the
Reads, will find attentive Check Agents the Depots
to the Pft,sbn, gh aud Chicago Cars
Be Particular and ds6 yor 1seksts 6y Fort E,1ya~
ThRouGH TIcKErs by this Route can be obtained
at the Company Office, No. 50 Dearborn Sire e, ouDo
ate fremont House, the De,o. Van Buren, Street
Chicago. DAN. ". BOSS, Gent Pas'ger ag,t
J. J. HOUSTON. Ge.T Freight Ag't. Chicago.
dse.ie-bptf JAS. u. MOORE, GcnT sups
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04

~ ca1rSHLf-
on basiss ring truce. for the nishs.eiosd had
And lie sentinel 1t4rs set their watch II the
sky:
And thopssnas had sunk TO the ground oser-
powered;
The weary % sleep, and the wounded 10 de-.
While repo-ing thai night on my pallet Of s.rs~,
b. the ~oit scsring isggos that guarded the
slain,
At the dead Of the night, sweet VISION fsas,
And twice ere the cock crew dreamps u
again.
Ne.hought, from the ba,tie-seids dreadful ar
Far, far had soarnsd Ger desola.e tract,
Till nature and sunshine discaosed the sweet
way,
To the house Of ny father. who selcoin', me
back.
few 10 the pleasant aeid-, travelled so Oft,
Ii :ife's morning march, when my bosom vas
Young
heard ms own inoantsin-goats blea.ing a!oit,
Aud well knr~ the strains that the CORN
reapers sung.
Then pledged we the wine cup, and fondly |
| Fpom Inv wife and my weeping friends never
TO part
w little ones kissed me thousand times DER,
And my vile sobbed aloud in the ful!ness OF
heart:
..S.ay, s,ay with us, tho thou art weary and
worn
And fnin was the wal. broken soldier to stay =
| Bu. sorrow returned NJ the dawning OF MON,
| AID The voce, in my dreaming, Was melted
t.
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04
THRESHING MACHINES!
yIOFFITT,S PA-ESTu

HE undersigned are manufacturing a large number
= OF these Celebrated Threshing Machines which they
70 Tue farmers OF ibis country something thai Will
ssacuy meet their wants. Our MATERIALS are well
eced and seasoned, and work In the hes,
anu we warrant our machines TO perform rghtin eY.
cry respect Totresh, clean and make ready for mar.
ke. as much grain, tn given tme with little waste az
any other nov la use
ms Is the Machine that has taken The highest preTni
an atthe last three State Pairs Ohio and 10 many
oher places in the Western Country and regarded by
mose acquainted with its merits, foremost amongst
Thresfing Machines. ssgs T.
ouR HORSE POWER, lswe think, the most simple, du.
rabie, and light running power yet introduced in The
Western Country and will fa 10 recommend
those acquainted with itsuse. n.
Z Az kinds ofrepalring done on stor, notice.
attended to. spFyrpRA co
may2iwtf guylIng,op Iowa
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04

VINO Can ExPLAiS. -rne st Paul Pion-
eer a. Democrat publishes thermometercal
record which shows the temperature on Set
urday, Dec. -, to be 20 degrees below zero
In the same paper appears the largest list of
marriages we have seen for some time. We
always thought that cold weather was unfa-
yorable to matrimonial alliances but in St.
Paul it has contrary effect, 1t may be that
the severe cold up there drives our neishbors
to such rash measures, to guard against its
chilling influence.
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04
r. BROWNS
ESSENCE OF JAMAICA GINGER

/ MS ESSENCE IS preparation Of unusual excellence
-. In Ordinary Daarrhea ncip-nt Cholera in short In
inestimabIe yane. During the prevalence of e,,du;
cnaiera ana summer complaints Of children 1t p.ru.
nary sihcacfous; no family, individual or traveller
should be without It. - "'se'
uaurios-Bs sure to get the genuine essence which Is
Prepared only by f. BRO wv, his Drug and Clfai.
Philadspa for sale by all the Anothe
esriesin the Unitod Sta .es
sold In Burlington by E. E. GAY faprl bpy1
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04
Farmers of Iowa and Illinois.

49, II Z dIiE NO Tl-ItE-tU1 ~ 3. .
Two purchase Flax Seed ard again callyour atten
tion to promise to pay the highest Market price
for good seed. &gN
We have the class steam heating machinery from
Ohio We are prepared 10 manufacture the best pnre
oil and thin obong cake which will Tor
to those who Wish II. Please give chance 10 INV
your seed and II We meet with the v ~,
pect You shall axays End and good market Win
u.s. Uyasxtfl BuRNHAM JAGGAR. =
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04
Farm for Sale.

ME undersigned oGersto sell his farm consisting Of
\ 10 acres OF land, Of which is enclosed and under
cultivtion The baanc..is ymber land, the who'll ri
which Is admirably calculated for farming raising fruit
or for vineyard. -
with a new Frame House, good well of water and a
frame hen house so IT, long put up sun mi the
ntents Of keeping 1000 hens. Situated on the Avery
Foaa, niles from harrington and six from Augusta
For particulars call aud the owner who is Twin
upon the premises. [jya2w9ml JACOBL DECKER.
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04

WILL IT DE A WARNiNG.-A correspondent
of the Boston Journal says that the wife OF
Huntington, the forger, has been stripped OF
her home and her all in one hour. The sher-
itf has sold her house over her head. Her
Jewels, valued nj Si5, 900, are with the Bel
lens What has been done with the vast
sums of money Huntington had, none can
tell But this is true, that want, like an
armed man, has come into his family. And
to keep herself from absolute want she was
compelled to part with her clothes and her
little ornaments and remnants ot better days
80 the career of crime has one more beacon
set up in the pathway of liie--one more fam
lily has been hurled from the summit OF high
position and honor in q Nomenclature more
wife and mother to gather up her little child
rem, on whose heads dishonar has beenstamp
ed, without their fault black rs the tsanu o'
Cain, and 70 out from q comfortable home to
meet want and seorn, and brave the cold,
CLASSY eve of the world. and feel the hot
breath of its sneer--the more example IS
given to us to teach how the same talents
which lead to high crime and the prison, EN-
ploved Alright could confer honor and pcrma.
nent success on the rossessor, and be Il bless
ing to the land. Like II convict who falls
from ship, Huntington has parted and Az
itated the waves for mement, and gone
down beneath the surge and the rolling food
sweeps over his place, and the tide OF life
waves on forgetting. that he ever lived. Bat
who will be counselled, warned, saved by this
end2 Who viii believe the lesson that
thousands of years have taught. that integri-
ty and honor arc the only paths to perma-
nent success 2-l Phiia Times
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04

A winters store Of provisions Tor q Chin
ese family consists of a quarter of horse, a
b0shcl Of bird nests, and two or three kegs
Of picked rats, cats, and bulldogs.
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04

The human body, besides 1t grosser wants
Of food and covering, has its more delicate
needs, robbed of which, it perishes more
slowly and suheiy, but as surely as when fro
zen or starved One of these subtle, but alb
solute conditions of health is light. With
out light the body OF a blind man pines Us
pines tree without light Without light,
man body pcrishes;; with insufficient light,
it droops. Another OF the bodys absolute
needs is work another is conversation with
human beings Ii, by isolatins vulgar
mind that has collected no healthy food TO
feed on in time of dearth, you starve in to a
stand still, the body runs down like watch
that has not been wound up. Against this
law of nature it is MOI only impioas, but idi-
otic to struggle. Almighty God has made
man 50, and so he will remain while the
world lasts.
Weekly hawk-eye and telegraph. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1855-1857, 1857-02-04

mo one would take you for what you are, "
said an old-fashiened gentleman, day or two
ago, to dandy who had more hair than
brains
"Why so inquired the dandy.
because they can't see YOUR ears