The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1857-01-28
SpoLUME 20, NO 80.
AN IEDIToR,k TRIALs.


AN EDITORS TRIALS.
OF Gl the descriptions Of trials of IN Editor,
the following, by Kate Neville, which We clip
from the Home Journal = is in our opinion, one
'of the best. Gentle reader, peruse it, and ex-
tend to us and our cotempOries your sympaI
thies. R-L R f'-4tao ssf =
,Hsw ofien we think when reading the news,V
eAaeditor could please f he choose 7-i
. But such paper ss this, why, al must agree,
That thing ofiess interest they never did see,
But. Sir Critic, reflect, ere yot make q noise on,
That one man s moat is another mans pOisoni
Aud, lest you psesist in your steady denials,
Well give y6h,h. few of an EDITORS trials. I..
FIRST 4 pretty young lady, sprightly and fair, 'H7
With paperin hand, wsltzesup TO chair
Ind hdsEN sianefpg o'er all that she saw,
fhe tArGht Il ,Ssifs with o inuttered "pshAw!"
asstN6 marriages here
E1es $50 sIhink tits queer, q = -, l.a
Sas Ss e i. ,Ta when ihere'seyar 20 many "a. .s
s8nFThey don't publish any $3.50 9-s
Here's poetry, g,, = And battles,
.skslchssss,' fs5iito f1'i And seiges,
Il, And talss.a #. 70 rag1ssa 2 And law suite,
liin WFthout ending, baoaaz Taay A pending;'d b
sBo, no bisiies, or concerts, or parties for me; ,
Such trssh upon paper, never did see. .1- y-sls
Then nice young mn, within eGire and uustache,
Who eeryaiRly thinks he is cutting dash,
a.ooks over fksstias Of plays and soirees
AeH galEls trying. his fancy to please, g p
In theaEess saaoE eIv Aa}4r1 In races,
.y GircuscH, p,s,s "A, .a,g' And chases,
Opsrassk e5as ~ azt In bunquets,
esu Balls = sl1! igUH .afi s And calls.
And finally wonders what editors mean
;By printing paper not fit TO be seen
sentimental young lady next picks up lhe paper
And reads by tho tghtof a dim btrning Iaper,
And wondstsif lines addressed tolMiss Reilo
Were moi wtitten to her. BY; some clever young
fellow, .sssalsrs .SssG II
WHO'S pretty and witty. and learned and wise;
Fat ste stops in alarm at the dark hazJleyes,
~ For~hsrsists blbea ,it,.-.g 1.r...s. j
l1s Whata pity 'Isrns! .laia'au.s EE
~ And now MIR Editor, .st sr 'e."
%. Ills all blamed on you. y D' a. XII
Whatspseches, And, lawing,
And sermons, ,isiqfe @ Aad iawing,
And news, .s,......- And clawing, '
sy despatch '.'''S"t+' To match
But no sketches or tales that I can see-- t..r.t
Whaa kind OF man must the editor bei rta.t,
1ssag a8Aii @iss;h4*g<fs @N{ atfH fipH. 5l-4
NsHsa grave politician whe with dignity glows
Adjusts his gold spectaciss over his nose,
Taksaah huge pinch Of snufF before he proceeds,
Then opens the eaper and leisurely reads
OF breaches, n" p Of Senate,
Il; - And speeches, fle,,> h segf Of House, ts
n4siAnd foreign ,ast 9o 80 qis 0frailways, yaa
Reports, Andcourts, Z
Ahd ssy5as he readsths 4ast column Of wsr,
Whata strange kind of people these editors are
These Htytaes and these love storiestto print-
ass &Jnid do any good, would give thema hint
Nav ptim old maid the paper espies, ' y
And holding Il carefully of from her eyes, Mi
And frequently mutering ala! and Ndu tell " 4
She marriages some way 10 read very well Z
n ThsnasFfiagcs, 4st.g-G a7. The robberies
gtAecidents, am l ~ And murders g
Suicides; s;'ainta d4 Ha lin @'f s'st
Deaths,s saH .gs'' .js breath
Ana finishing, wondets whatsort of bunder r.qs,'
The whole Of the community is4under, s5tf oi taa
1'osupport paper whos6p print is so small,
Sha wonders how some people read it at al, IN
Next m angry Contributor eager for fame, ia. Il
Rashes into the sanc,nm, 70 loudly complain !
"Lmruined, sir, ruined7-my success, sir, il DER,
eo many mistakes were meter heard Of before. 1af
d.ook, here at this Sonnet addressed to my Lady,
foa'sstnsds il IA Bonnet and Dress for Baby' d
Dea'tsslk of my writing and sayit was hat -
Yop'Ee ~ editor, sir, but no gent--that is fiat"
s4ff ls 8saaKsiH fn .sBAHlSStH ,3aas@a4 W "54
Thsfaraeraomptain shst his crcpis neglected
While 30 much tins iS spent in guessing who'll be
aods 4aac,taedd. n batA aida ~ 9io 1'D5Gst A
Lid 'SSHsls aggy e,.l@4 @ d9Ha3l is"oiio
The usinislsEaissysitsho be meseissda e,yoa ta
And mot 90 maSA wsseed in maaefs Of state; = e q
And thotimh4sct other complaints are made known
Which the edissga back has "a bear all slonesi ii \
But thswefat of ID is that they all join In say ing
sdeKiS paperas tbfshe can print without paying.