Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1857-10-08
THE REPUBLICAN.


re- Afortnight sincc'we stated that our
neighsor had, when a candidates for. Aud
itor, urged the people to vote for him be-
cause he was too fat to work, and that his
son Daniel was now urging in his behalf
that.he was too lean, to which the editor
proper of the Democrat replies:
$50 Ear as the above relates. to ourself
it is an unmitigatcd falsehood." ~
Hoity toity, mani What has sbecum
Of your dignity? You ai'nt gittin mad nor
nothin, is you? Would you bite a fellows
finger if you could git chance? We be-
gin to feel skeercd, we do Is you an
ingine?s l"Anaeouda?ysi Ny grsciousI-
Well, them kind err, sarpints. we've hearn
tell, can swaller Liggcrer animules than we
be; SO we rather guess well keep out N
your reach, we will. iaI'f afl 1895
But say. nabor, before We lcav. tell us
what you've dun with that are pony, some
people ca!lel him dignity You was gallop-
in round town for two or three weeks past?
Did he gin ont? ;. or did tlemclo;ls that, ere
vulgar republican elitur tllrow'd at you
make him fling you?
No person ever heard us make such re-
marks" sff6s fsASAkh<60 -
'Remarks?" Who said any thing a
bout ..'remorks.s'' 1t was a remark, not
remarks, we spoke about. So your de-
NAL, alter all, Mister, don't fit the case.
Was there not little "method'' in your
verdaney, that time? Perhaps you had
been indulging little too freely III. your
favorite gastronimic habits, thereby pro-
duciny inertia of the intele-tum organs,
and consequently a Slight confusion of
ideas?
The, remark in. reference, to Dan.
whons he calIs sbare bones, we presume is
equally false 80
Ain't Dam Of age? Or don't it make
any difference as it is all in the family.
Come. sonny, stand up before the gentle
men,-oh, take yonr fingers out of your
mouth.-and tell them what you did say.
Look at the graceful youth, gentlemen,
whom that low w-fiuny clitor of the Repub-
lican calls "barc-bones,' for which he
ought to be eviSccra,ed, anl wouhl be if
our new regime were fully established
See what symmetry, Did You ever see a
human structure in which the ordonnance
was more perfect? And wllcre'slhe youth
in all the county, gentlemen, who stands
hig.e2 Now speak, sonny. Hold up
your head. and talk loud and plain
Youcaa'.? Ashamed? Fie! fiel Speak
oat. and nanny viii give darling lump
of sugar. ii never said it, That's it.
Fine fsllow- Bring the sugar, nanny.
''-ill admit. gentlemen, $50 far as nv
knowledge extends, that my son Daniel
''is we'll qualified to discharge the duties of
the Office" Molesty for5ids my saving
more. but unless you want to blast the
glowing hopes Of the generous AMI conf
ding yorth, and make him the laughing
stork of all the black republicans, vote for
him to a hlan; rally around him and elect
him, and you will soon behold him expand
ing in corpo:eal dimensions like unto his
worthy sire. (who has servei yoa SO long
and faithfully. and is willing still to sacri-
flee himself Cor the public good, } until
the black republicans can no longer point
at HI" man AMI say there goes y9qps bare
bones, but in vexatious and disappoint-
ed tones inquire
"Ui ioiswhat meat h ith this our Caesar fed,
That he hath grown 50 fat?' VfaHk
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