Marshall County Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1855-1859, 1857-07-16

"G's." and "W's.''
The young man that can decipher the
bottom line of the 5th column on the LIST
page of this paper, in five minutes time,
will have the right to kiss the first young
lady he meets, wearing the colored habili-
ment Observation-Disclosures Institute.
The importance of the above item can
only be appreciated by those who have
succeeded in deciphering the ''hidden
meaning" of the one line referred to. Ii
is very necessary that every reader should
be fully posted in regard to matters of as
vital Importance as the above!
EWe spent our 4th at LaPorte, very
pleasantly, and intended giving some ac
count of the celebration of the day at that
place, but having been slightly indisposed
since our return, have neglected doing so.
Institute
1t wasn't on account of drinking too
much champaign at the Teegarden House,
that caused lGNoRAMus to be indisposed on
his return home. but probably alternate do
ses of fighting whisky and ice water taken
in the suburbs of the city!
ES-"The law of Ter talionis'' is being
distributed by the Pizerinctum Institute.
Don't be alarmed friends, there'll be
enough for all. You'll find it every week
in the P. l. Sic Transit Gloria-Pi=.r-
inctuna Institute
~We Judge from the manner in which
the Local Of the Indianian "pitches into
u.s. that he has been employed by leNoRA-
MUS, of the Pizerinctum Institute to defend
him, (Ignoramus.) We are OF the opin-
ion that the Indlanian man has displayed
about as much Jackasticalness in his squibs
in defense of Ignoramus, as he did the last
time he was down about "Red Bushl"
EgWhat name entirely fills up and oc
cupies the scull of the NJ. C. Republican,
to the utter exclusion of everything else?
Aus. G.. WAillikins.
EFWonder if we could get "those
birds presented to u.s." provided We sent
girl after them, and paid S4.5O for them }
''by Mrs. WI. Burns? Have they learn
ed to say Charley and jessie yet? Come
keep us posted.
IH- Guess the "negro equality" doc
trine don't "take the natural way" with the
good Republicans here, judging from the
reception they gave the Rev. VIM. Ander-
son last week.
Poor fellow, he only go. an cold white
hat" given him, in honor of his brother
Greeley, and that was from democrat
] At least so We are told. Come, 5reetter-
ing, you must tread up better nor that
The '.po( IRE neegar is your eka, nat'ral
born'd. and its onkind in ye to not pour
out on him yer milk O. hooman kind
ness.
IMPoRTANT.-The NJ. c. Republican had
best notice that Mr.. Fouty has got back
from Van Vert.
New BKIcKs.--The question whether
good bricks can be made here, has been
settled. w. G. Edwards has just compile
ted large kiln of as good bricks as can be
made anywhere. What prevents our cap
italists from covering their business lots
with brick buildings now? Tell the brick
makers 10 come on, and tley will ind mar
ket for any quantity of good bricks
NMrs. AMANDA CoRBALEY has oul
thanks for the incest lot of Strawberries
that We have seen this season. One Of
the berries measured 81 inches in circum-
ference o.AF4.oT tic
| . EAlf Towards Concert on Thurs,
day evening last, was web attended. ind
entire satisfaction as far as we have learn
ed. He talks of giving another concert
here in short time, and if he does, al
who have desire to hear good music, viii
of course go.
E~If the lightning rods on the Pres
byterian Church and Seminary. were fix
led. there would be less danger of light.
/ ming striking them. ~.e