Warren telegraph. [volume] (Warren, R.I.) 1857-1861, 1857-02-21

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Orders win BE- aIlsd to ths ntisfkstiesSf patrons,
with aespatchs$ ~ 1hAs
chargcs-inclincs us to believe that ~ Sdlt6rg1
fully conscious Of the existence Of something
wrong somewhere IN WaFf1hy ''midst 6eones SO
charming: In the msaa6ms. wss you'd adjsx
him to keep as,quiel - poskible. Let HIM rAsao
the shower bath and take dose Of y WhitneYt I
Anti Bilious Pills" on going 70 bed =
+ P. S.-Since the above was in tyne. We baya.
iawc should have no particular obcft tons 70 pub
fishing did it not contain some vefy rxccpt ptoh&I
ble reflections upon o6rs motives n making the 4
charge, which we did, last week. 1hs s0l1hu< \
nication however, contsinss NO inlnsmation x1n1e,
is not given IN The Warren TeIegvaph. The Gists,
oft is that the young lady did 10 but that ~
didn't mean to do Il. She. wrote "fom memr.
Qor which this young lady was paid BY the Dos
ton publisher,) carefully changed the ;namcs Ofs
all the characters, altered to great extsut tlDzi
language, and allowed her manuscnpt to bepnhxs
lshed original, and when it was 20 published. 4
told some female friends, that, it vas not her,
own. Subsequently, when the tale was re-ppb- =
lishcd in The Telegraph, she did not undeccive
the public. The explanatory communication
which has been addressed to us, s(or somsthings
like IT'D should hare been addrsssed to The War;
rem Telegraph and therein published, long ego,
in justice to our Providence young lady, whose
injuries appear to be entirely ignored by our !,
correspondent as well as The Telegraph. TO
The Telegraph the Warren young lady. owes all
her annoyances Her name Is unknown to u.s.
and, as we suppose, to all our readers out Of
Warren. Dooa'sA ans''ain' pas srsfi~s ispslst
,iesqsf ------s->s---T-,rs bsgisssss iia-
The BELLE Axp THE SruDEsr.--At . certain
evening party, a naughty young beauty TUNED
to student who stood near her, and said ~. 4.
''Cousin John, understand your, ecccntrics
friend L. is here have great curiosity to SEQ
him. Do bring him here and introduce him
to me-" aHina1f pt fsHSt BE ~ ,la1rsi ~
The student went in search Of his friend, and
at length found him lounging on the sofa. saags
g Come L." said he, my beautiful cousin,
Catharine, wishes to be introduced to you. -.
well, trot her out, John," drawled L. with,
an affected yawn. ' e4i
John returned to his cousin and advised her
to defer the introduction to- more favorable
time, repeating the snswer he had received. ras
The beauty bit her lips; but the.ncxt NOR
mCnt she said :, ~ =. 3 fs--,s-s uss,,sf raftsai.
"Wel, never fear, I shall insist on being in
troduccd"
After some delay, L. was led up and the GER.
cmony Of introduction performed Agrecab!y'
surprised by the beauty and commanding ap-
pearance Of CsthaYinc, l.. mado q. profoundly
low bow; but instead of returning ii, sae raised
her eyc-glass, surveyed him from head TO. foot
and then waving her Land towards Tim drawled
out - : i,
"rrot him of; John, that's enoush. p .'ss y. .
An old, but excellent story. ID, '.,..'.
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RESULTS OF A QuARREL.-At Cincinnati, re-
Gently, two men, named Ellinmcir and Lcinent,
got to quarreing in the grocery store Of Jacob
Maslcr, during which they over turned the stove,
on which was vessel filled with boiling water.
Two of Masters children were seated at table
near the stove, the boiling water was thrown
over their persons, from the effects Of which ono
died in great agony, and the other was momcn-
tarily expected to die. -,
A humorous fellow, subpenacd as witness
on a trial for assault, one of the counsel, who
was notorious for brow beating witnesses, asked
him what distance he was from the parties when
the assault happened, he answered, $50 ehl grf
"Just four fcctsfivc inches and half" s..E"
How came you to be SO exact :" said tho
counsel
Because expected some fool or other would
ask me, so measured it." 'a' a'a -"
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Prentice Of the Louisville Journal, is the au-
thor Of the following: 1--WE SEQ thatthc spright-
", though naughty authorcss, who calls hcrself
George Sand, has expressed herself very strong
ly in favor of being burned after her death. IL
there is truth in the Scriptures, We guess sho
will have her wish" -
The Kcokuk Qowa) Post gives the instance
of young man who located in that city sonc
time since without shillrg. and in ninety days
was worth eight thousand dollars. Such cases,
it states arc quite common. gros " Tsdlar "a
Not SO Gerry common, We gucs.] essa'ahai
s'Dcar me-" cried Mrs Partlitgtou, "what
barbarous acts war does mako men o inmit, even
in the present agcs Why, 10 was only the ether
day that man in the CambfidGs omnibus
pointed out the house where Cop, Washington
WIS quA'''''e - --.S - IA ---..s''-io13 iaa
2 John Phoenix Esq., saws an exehangc,;went
to the theatre once, when Mrs. SmithwaS sdver-
tiscd TO app; ar in twe ptcee& Afler the Peforn-
ancc hcScmandeds the return of his mooey, lOr
he said Mrs. Smith appeared rhels during both
performances a. -, : ...-.l - soa ssBm
DEroslr OF BuLLroS.- negro bslonsingto
Mr.. Hatcher, Laurens County, Co. elstely,oon-
fessed to his master that 1hei hAd, sdastse thrco
days, swallowed twcnty-fivs.gola dollars ghich
ne mad ss0lep',fsg sal !. .ssiuis, 4 tass dsiSw
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