Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1857-04-11
Certificate from Patent Medicine Man.

Editor in g
We were leaning back in our chair,
dreamily building castles OH tie .monied
basis Of one dollar bill, which delin-
quenthad found il in his heart 10 pay in,
in that comfortable state Of mind between
'whale and dose Our feet were ee-
vaied upon a fender, and promise Of an.
other warm meal during the week.
Editor in?'
Yes, SIR
well, you are the feller | want to see.
/ / am Prof. Quackem,- Of the Swashville
Medeikel institute, the inventor and sole
proprietor of new medicine, the Great
Horse Power Catharine. or liar Invigora-
tor. Ever hearn on the article before 2
Have not?'
'Wall, hant, but found 1t out myself,
but il goes like ginger. II never fails.
I'm sending il to all parts oflhe konle-
nant; besides TO South Amerky and oiher
1places. Ii keeps in all climates. Eve
Irybody buys il-eveybody has hair az
ter they have tried it. But here are some
ceriifkis---as we'll auihenterkaed knows
'em all myself. Maybe you'll look at
'em = Thelil man handed Us well
worn copy Of the Swashville Daily Bugle.
The leader was devoted TO The new dis
covery. We boldly, fearlessly. unhesita-
ttingIy, pronounced it the dlskiyery Of the
age. We have been bald from our birth,
owing to certain troubles; but once using
the invigorator, kivered our head with
dense growth of har. Our friends are as
tonished. lad the prophet known this
he would moi have been called bald head
by the little ones, and forty and two OF
The liule hopefnls tore into silVers by
bears. We will let the Professor speak
for himself The way diskivered this
wonderful medicine was in This wise d
been buckle berry n,and when going home
through the back pasture, where | keep
old Brindle aud Bob, my few milking an
emals, GO, kind o. tired like, and sot
down on bunch of weeds. They felt
queer, and rubbed some of them between
my fingers. In less than ten minutes
my fore finger and thumb We're kiyered
with fur, full out an inch long. You
may well think this astonished me. l
tried the weed on t'other hand and har
thar, TOO! jumped up from whar | was
selin'. and what sight. My new drab
Idoeskin pants looked like the rump OF a
buffalo, with har three inches long! 1
did make for home about then. But an
idea struck me. tried the weed next
day on the door stone with great effect,
producing thick mat of mouse-colored
har in thirty minutes. tried it on the
chairs in The house and produced agnlfi-
cent har cushions. Flowing up the weeds
the moul board of the plow looked like a
Isieel.gray mush ra! with handles to him.
In digging out a wood chuck, l acclden.
tally laid my iron bar upon the weed. and
the next morning it was kivered with q
thick coat of gray har. | skinned that
wood.chuck and carried him home, and
tlefl him by the side Of some OF the weed.
In the morning the carcass was klvered
with har; and, however incredible 1t may
seem, kept that wood-chuck several
days, and took twenty-seven full grown
wood-chuck skins, and a full coat oi har
on all Of 'em One OF our Shanghai
Ihens made nest, AM sot in The same
weed. Her eggs were covered with har'
and the chickens came out with long bar
on 'em. | was sure that such weed
must he powerful, and so billed some on'i
down. The dish kittle was kivered with
long, Jet black har. kept Oh expert
menting, and by kemical kombernaiion,
produced the iavlgorstor, purely vegetable
and always sure. / have seveniy-hve
thousand ceIli6kaits from the baid-headed
of all countries, but will read only few
..Bangall, June L.
Prof. Quackem This may certify
that have always been bald. and have
used up barrel of common hair die. l
accidentally heard Of your invigoIator,and
purchased bottle and carried it hone in.
my overcoal pocket, The pocket was tuA
of hair when got home. | took the boil
I,le, and held 1t in the sun, where The
shadow fell on my head. A thick head OF
chestnut coloreG hair grew out IN 80 min
utes. bv The watch, all curled and perfu-
med. Send me thirty bottles by return
mail. The call for the lnvigoralor is un.
precedenied. A neighbor OF mine -,
Excuse US, Professor, to-day, and call
again 7 ;,
"Will dew it. sir. You'll hnd the In
vigerator great on har.
AN OplNloN.-A western chap gives
his views Of New York women IN THIS