Bedford inquirer and chronicle. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1854-1857, 1857-01-02
SOMEBODY IN Ny BED.


SOMEBODY IN MY BED.
Yarn alter yarn had been spun, and the
hour for retiring had arrived; the landlord
was dozing behind his bar, and the spirit Of
conversation was beginning to flag, when
the Doctor whispered 70 me thar If I would
pay attention be would atop off, with
good one,
q believe, Captaip,' said the Doctor, Il
/ never told you about INV adventure with
woman at M boarding house, when was
attending the lectures
/ sSo, let's have H. replied the individual
/ addressed, who was a sbert fabby, IA; man,
Of about City, with highly nervous tenn
permanent and very red face.
AT the time / attended the lectures, /
boarded at house in which there were No
females bnt the landlady and an old colored
cook
Here the Doctor made slight pause; aud
the Captain, by way of requesting him to go
on, said
'Well.'
'loften felt the want OF female society TO
soften tbs severe labor of deep study, and
di<pel the ennai TO which I was subject-'
well, said The Captain,
ance among the ladies might interfere with
my studies, avoided them all
Well
soue evening, after listening to leng
lecture 90 physical anatomy and disseciing
large negro, fatigued in body and mind,
| went to my lodgings
sNell,' said the Captain.
4 went into the hall, took a large lamp
and went directly to ny room, it being af
ter one o'clock
WELL
i placed the light upon the table and
commenced undressing l had hardly got
my coat of when my attention was attract
ed to dress and squan,iiy = of petticoa,s
lying on chair near the bed
.Well,' said the Captain, who began to
show signs that he was deeply interested.
"A pair of beautiful small shoes and
stockings on the floor. OF course | thought
it strange, and was about to retire, but then
/ thought il was MY room, and had at
least right to know who was in my bed."
Exactly nodded the Captain, 'well'
SO ,ook the light, went softly to the
bed, and with trembling hand drew aside
the curtain. Heavens, what . sight. A
young girl should say an angel-of about
eighteen, was there asleep
sWell,' said the Captain, giving his chair
a hitch.
sAs gazed upon her, though that | new
er witnessed anything more beautiful
From underneath little nigh,.cap, rival
ing the snow in whiteness, fella stray ring
let over neck aud shoulder of alabaster.'
WELL said the excited Captain, giving
his chair another hitch.
Never did / lock upon bust more per-
fecfly formed. ! took hold of the eoyerlid
and softly pulled it down"
WELL said the Captain, betrnying the
utmost excitement.
IT, The waisf-s
WELL said The Captain, dropping the
paper and renewing the position OF his legs.
She bad on night dress, buttoned up
before, bn, softly opened the two first but
| tons
'WELL,' said the Captain, Wrough.to to the
highest pitch OF excitement.
And then, We gods! what sight to gaze
upon. A Hebe--pshaw. words fail. just
then
sWELL.' said the CAPTAIN, hitchipF has
chair right and left, and squirting bis sobae-
ca juice against he stove 20 thai it fairy
dzElsi again.
i though. thai ! was tsking mean aa-
I vantage of her, seized NY ceat and boots,
and went and slept in another room.
sITs = LIE, shouted the excited Captain
trapping up and kicking over his caair'
lars A LIE'