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Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

BasnDie Wtarttitdncs in Der WarftTraFc. Sbis
iapslpbid. trascn jStrli6 cine 9tcnte prn bcilSus
fa $4,000 elm. Dieter Gintinfte unSeadtet,
iprp ipisbnbplt sebrobt, bisIelten Su sntfernen.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

B0- Sn Samuqud, S6uYItl Gaunts. ssrs
tranntc ld In ScrleBter Brfe bas 4sjSbr9e
966tsr6sn brs Srn. SiraeI NeifinYSr, brIien
alcipcr am Seusr in Sranb ssrutbcn, fp Iebr,
taE cs in reniaen Stunbcn carattf ltart.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07
Tfltarapbifdts.

eSutsStae, "a. Dec. gaa Dem 5cp-
finsUlle Msreury "a gieo SOnes, elm berdtmtsr
farbiser grebissr perbaftet. Gin freier farbiser
Yrsbtser, Namsns Cal. gouns purbs In Yprtser
g8oae am Dienfus In 9anOir, Jsp. unp Gin an'
psrrr am Mitttpo& In Ysmtrpfe sebdnst.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

New.gcrt, 80. Dec. Ssute @ersen brad
in benz 5aule pes S@ubma6ers Stmcn Bag,
Sroabpay, nabe Der Gafern apenue, 5susr aus
3psi eebrlinse, bic i'm pbren Stpd itlirfrn, ere
lidten. Das 5euer tpurbe fGnel aelSI6t.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07
N etrdtbct:

2lm 25Rm December, burd BEN Gbrtp. Srn.
gBalfer, Srr pbilp gBentsrIein, pcn Summit
Sill, nit Nlb Warp Stepart bon Gataiaulua.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

8ra ,29. Dec. Colon s.. Ssnnep, Der
SnIpettcr bes Staatssefdnentfes wurbe beute
gbcnps pcn ben @efansensn srmcrcst. Scr IA
1asen tpurbe ber Deputy Snipettpr in berielben
9Seile ernorbet.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

ITGu6 bic bcutide rrformirtr Stride irirb
jebt balO Gin ceutl6es SrnntassI6ultlat batsn
Ser 9aitcr Sctauuss @dutcubrin in 6enGnstcn,
4titapcIpba, pa. 8cbeatt Gin Iclfrs unter Dem
1itel Der edmmrrtirt" tcrauS;useben.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

par Gin Nann bon GA Sabrsn IN nsuli6 In
3cruntc, GAMBIA, resen Grmcrpuns Ieincs eiaes
nsn Scbnss gebdnst wcrben. Gr scitanb icine
Stat Gin unb perlanate feline @ndps, cub1n mar
ieltlt Der anii6t, bab ct bic Strafe serbienr.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07
~ M0rftbe ri6fe.
Vreife in Ollentdmn am Dienifao.
t1Iebl. uno 6eerciecprfile.

Der YbiGapslptip Real Estate News Let
ter last 8Clscnbrt iinO bic Yreiie sOn 8ai,sn.
mebl, sBaiscn, gBrldforn unp Safer rad ben
neuelen Seri4tsa Rno an prn naassuanntsn Ore
zen
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

atbans, 20. Dec. Der DampffeTel BON
6rpds 8camdble srplcbirte am 5rsitaS, tSptete
,rpei Waun unb perpuncete ieds aneere.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

u.Srleans 20. Dec. Der DGmp'
fee 9eras eselte beute NIT 500 8sfruten fir
Balter's @rmee mad Can Suan, Tcara9ua.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

SaGtfar,2. San. 3pan,is @stSube, bar.
unter cine Stride, branntsn seitern bier al. Drei-
3cbn purben belaGbist. Serluii 100000.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

ba~ 3pei tlcinr &natrn. SBbne Res Serrn
Sctn 9. sBcrtbins. BON Sinstamptrn, Nru'
gcrf, bra6sn in Der lebtsn gGpte auf rrm Gbr'
munafIuG burGs Gis unb ertranfen.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07
Zinc fenoerbare Tbatfad,e.

gs pirb ais cine Sbatiade erpGbnt, paB mcbr
alt ;ebnmal pSiel bsutI6e 3eitunsrn In rrn Ser.
Staatrn 9ebrudt rrerben, ats In OcutI6lanb.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07
2e@ a 3 atrtpt.

R3- glm lsstsn Samfas Fel bel uns tsr erfc
Sdnes, bon Sspcutuns, fiir bisien sGinter, unb
tpir babsu nun 70 3iemliG suten S6liitenpes.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

@leSeIanb, 81. Dec. Gie Wable BON
yerrp unb Sap IN 9tilan. Sbic, unb ssri6icres
ne anbre @tbaubs branntsn seilern al. Serluf
$4,000. 9iidbt SrrIihsrt.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

B9- Die Supreme Court In gturo Carolina
fat entihirbcn, ba6 gliemaub, Der her uniserlalis
lensSette an9ctSrt, als 3euse julGiis fet.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07
CHEMICAL ANAL YSIS

OF ORES, MINERALS, SOILS, &c.
By A. w. KINsEY, Catasauqua, Lehigh Co.
pa.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

6TSn @labama itarb fiir;lid Samuel 1cpn>
ienb, prl6er 40 Stlosen bic Sreitet Ifenfte unb
itnen einsn Srceen 9beil ieinrs Serm6sens hin'
ferf;e6
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

s9~Gs finb ausFdten scrbanoen, boe bic
ylcten Der Ganrafer Sant taIO wisper sanstar
iein tperben.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

E6- Sn Buds Gaunty tefinben If6 $4,000
tartare GinwUbnsr, % 1dut immme unp % Slins
ne
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

Sg- Sn 0iscpn1n unb NinneIcta IN Der gBin-
ter Isbr llrsns unb S6nee baten fe bort in 5tiae.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

E9- Die Srdsbeit ssbt 70 IansI0m, bae iir fiets
spn Der Grmutb einaetclt piro.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

GtBans,2. San. Sins. Der nsue @cu'
scrucur bon Nstpsgprt purse ssfrrn feierlif tns
n,uirt
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07
Sd,refliber t1Iero.

@aGipn. Sbio, 3. Sanuar. Gin I6rdli>
der Nlcrb puroe seiern abenp Seriitt. Serr
@arnbarbt wrllte einen SeIu6 an Gnbe Der
Stabt atfatten, unb purre mad Is Ninutrn auf
Der Stro6e tcbt scfunbsn.
Gr batte cine Jfu9el in ben Scpf unb cine in
bic SruR erbaIten ; jebe rrr 8unrsn mar ablclut
tGbtlih.
Dian fat grba6t auf sinen Mann, Der auf
@arnbarbt eiferid6ti9 mar, unb Drcbunsrn 9s'
gen ibn dussefcbcn cat.
$500 Selpbnuns linb fir bic Gr9retfuns brs
M5rbers aus9eirst, Der mad Californian entlcs
ben icin Ica.
CT III % Sabre alt, 5ue 10 3ctl BOD, fat
bellblaue cbsr sraue aussn, teatlcnbes biinnes
Sdar, beten Bart. cine lei6te Ndrbe auf Der
g8dnsc, une tpar nit elmer i6warSen 9ldI6sSaps
pc, 16par,em 9tcd urb 6cien, runfler 9liIts
9Sclte unp traunem Sad' 9tcd teflCibet.
GGarleRpn,4. San. Gin 5rurr ;crRSrte
srIern Mprsen bic bDl;ernen Stcres unp gEcbn'
tGuicr, gdc Der Sing unp Srrae1rabe. SerIuil
$4,000, seriiasrt $4,000.
Gin Wann, gamsns SbiSe, iein gEeib unb
8nber wureen am Snbien Silver in 5lcripa ers
mcrbct. Sbr SauS rrurbe sermutblit Scn psn
Snpianern niecersrbranrt.
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07
Gtne @ele9enbeit

Snr Spefltlantcn.
Die fuisenhsn Bud 9tr6runsen Iclltt an si<
mem 9uten Discount prrfault Wurn Rrfnuna
9s9eu Samrs sagtcn, BON @tursit, BON st4.56,
Gno cine 9s9en 3tCutsH Sssin6stser BON Dem, ratrs
lttben DIT Scn 1898. - Sprfulanten bic NAV.
idsH Ubi9e atfnunSrn Su faufrn, ilue siuaslaOsn
an3fFre9en an Hrm SDbr sCu
3. s.. @eibner..
@''F'ettaan, Ssngar z. 1857, nq3m
Der lecha patriot. (Allentaun, Pa.) 1848-1859, 1857-01-07

RAY Die Grie Gits 8ant, in Grts, Ya., fUl
ttre 3abluussn eingeitrlt Gaten.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03

,t"aBeit So" sreplied1sthe, prisoner, ...I
saw the. whole transaction. and heard all
your testimony nate the trial; for L was
there too. ntHlln now tell you what oceurr.l
ed at, therSPotsof the murder, which you
did not mention. but which saw. When
you rodesap,a the man with you jumped
Oft his horse aud seized Blake by 5the
collar atyour hat fell on the pomel o6your
saddle but you caughtit beforeait reach.
ed the ground. You then, sprang off your
horse. and while Walton held Blake. ex.
amined the body. You attempted tospull
the knife from his breast; butitowas GOV.
cred with blood and slipped through
your fingers You rubbed your hands
on the ground, and.; going to "a bush on
the road side, broke of somenleayesaand
wiped your hands on them, and after
wards the handle Of the knife, You then
drew it out and washed 1t !in,l a, small
puddle of water at the foot of "a
shumach bush,su zsAs you did so,
you looked round y at Blake, ss who
was standing with his ar.nsn folded, and
he said. Don't, be, uneasy about me, Ca.
leb. tor didn't kill Wickliffe, and don't
intend to escape" At one time you were
wrhln six feet of where wasu} dts
luckey you didit find me. for l was,ready
at 'hat moment to keep company with
Wicklitfe,,s but l saw ,all-even~ when
you stumbled and dropped your gloves,
as you mounted your horse .''r7zaS -,r g.
God have mercy on me,'' calculated
Grayson. ''This is all truel ;, But one
word more-I heard Wickife. rs, YOU
rode up, shrek out mercy. mercy, Har.
ry r .sr. -. .-j.sr.. :. tu.rsi ~. la
''IIe was begging for his iFe-my first
name is Harry!' r.. ,rr .. l-rr,-,.ar
The old man clasped his hands across
his face and fell senseless on the floor.
II is. needless to go into the details of
heaprisoner's confession. which was so
full and clear that it left no doubt on the
mind of the Judge that he was guilty of
Wlcklite's mu.der, and that Harry Blake
WAS another Of those who had gone to
swell the list Of victims to Circumstantial
Evidence. ..r-
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03
Position in Sleeping.

1t is better to go to sleep GU the right
side for then the stomach is very much in
the position of a bottle turned upside
down, and the contents are aided in pass.
ing out by gravitaIion. If one goes to
sleep on The lett side, the operation Of emp.
tying the stomach Of its contents is more
like drawing water from we'll. After
going TO sleep. let the body take its own
position. II you 60 to sleep on your
back. especially soon after hearty meal,
the weight Of the digestive organs and
that Of the food. resting on the great vein
Of the body. near the back bone. com.
presses it. anh arrests the flow of the
blood more or less. If the arrest is par
liaI the sleep is disturbed. and there are
unpleasant dreams. II the meal has been
recent or hearty, the arrest is more dec-
ded. and the various sensations, such as
falling over q precipice. or the pursuit Of
a wild beast, or other impending danger.
and the desperate effort to get rid OF it.
arouses us; that sends on the stagnating
blood. and we wake in fright, OF rrem-
bling. or ina perspiration. or feeling Of
exhaustion, according 70 the degree of
stagnation and the length Of the effort
made to escape the danger. But when
we are not able to escape the danger.
when We do fall over the precipice, when
the trembling building crushes, what
then 2Aat Is death That is the death
Of those whom it is said. when found life
less in their beds in the morning: "They
were as welt as they ever were the day
BEFORE and how often is it added, "and
ute hearyier Nan common !'.' This last, as
frequent cause OF death to those who
have gone, to bed we'll 10, wake no more.
we give merely as an opinion. The pos
sibility otits truth is enough to deter any
Frational man from a late and hearty meal.
This we do know with certainty, that wa
Ikih$' ii the night with painful diarrhea,
or bilious cholc. ending in death in a
very short time. is properly traceable to a
Hate large meal. The truly wise will take
1.-The safer:side. For persons who eat three
times day, it is amply sufficient to make
the last meal OF cold bread and butter
and cup Of some warm drink. No one
can starve on it, while perseverance in
the habit soon begets a vigorous appetite
for breakfast. so promising Of a day of
comfort. Halls JournaI Of ReqHk. IN
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03
FTEfIWS.

4csopsf's ciatksbu1rg Register is published in
0lafksburg, vas,3 every Friday morning, ut
$aso1peranluIns insadyancsgoF at tho expiration
of six months from the time ofsnbscribing; after
which $2;5 Will Invariably be charged. ,,gr
No subscription will be received for less pc
riod than six mo nths-r gsT a te hsHsa :.,HdEN
No paper viii be discontinued except at the op7,
ttono The proprietor, until all arrearages are
bald tfp-an1 those who do not oder their paper
10 Be.discohtinued the end of their term, Of
subscription, viii be considered AS desiring to
have it CONTINUED. 't'N' 49, 'aH
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inserttctf.S 20 80 = "a 's'hoS 'sSIFf3d
Alibetal deduction OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES will be
made to those who advertise by tho year. ,s5-.
No advertisement count tedless than square.
The number Of insert ions must be Specified, or
the eadyertiSementwilT Tbecoutiuued aud charged
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS o. candidates for office s., 90.
Marriages and Deaths inserted gratis. -rl
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be accompanied by the authors name and post =
paid.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03
From tho Rural Now, Yorker.
TIE ANSWERED PRAYER,
NY MRS. MARY J. HOLMES.

III Mis- MANG j. HOLMES'
All day long the canary bird had sung
unheed in his gilded cage by the door.
and the robin had caroled unheard by his
nest in the tall maple tree. while the soft
summer air and the golden, rays of the
warm June sun entered unnoticed the
open windows OF the richly furnished room,
where pale young mother kept her tire
less watch by the bedside of her only
child, q beautiful boy, three summers old.
For many days he had hovered between
lite and death, while she, his mother, had
hung over him with speechless agony,
terrible to behold in one SO young, so fair
as she. He was her all, the only happi,
ness she knew, for poor Lima Hastings
was an unlovlng wife, who never yet had
felt a thrill OF joy at the sound of her huS-
bands voice, and when occasionally his
broad hand rested upon her flowing curls,
while he whispered 10 her ear how dear
she was TO, him, his words awoke no an>
swering chord of love. -,.. .... .-..-
How came she to be his wife ? and the
mistress of his princelyr home ? Alas !!
worshipped, and when Ralph Hastings,
with his uncouth form and hundreds of
thousands of thousands asked her 10 be
his wife, she stifed the better feeling Of
her nature which prompted her to tell him
No, aud with a CLEAN Of pride in her dark
blue eyes, and deeper glow upon her
cheek. she Que day passed FROM the bright
sunshine OF heaven into the mbrc gloom
OF the gray old church. whence she heard
that name. and shrinking inyolu6tarily
from the caresses which the newly made
husband bestowed upon her. Aud so
the love she withheld from him was giv>
en- TO the child who now lay molionless
and white as the costly linen on which
his golden curls we're streaming. -. i,
All day she watched him. for they told
her that if he lived until the sun setting,
there was hope, and as the hours wore, on
and the. long shadows stretching to. the
eastward, betokened the approach, OF
of night. oh how intense became the
anxiety in her bosom. Fainter and soft,
er grew the sunlight on the floor, and
whiter grew the face of the sleeping boy,
| Twas the shadows of death. they said,
| and with a bitter wall Of woe, Lima fell
upon her knees, and. as iffshe would dcom
tpel the God of Heaven TO hear, she
shrieked. s'spars mychild.. Let him i've,
aud Twill bear whatsoever eIse of epi
thou shalt send, upon me. Affiict me 10
any other sayssand 1 can. ibsaruit,s but
spare 70 me my child. ''sea iGsligr x
tInimsrcy or IN wrath, lima Hastings s
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03

oTHE CuNNtxG HoRsE = Franconi, Di.
rector of the Hippodrome in Paris, and
the famous artist in 'HorsemanShip,, had
trained horse with great care to feign
being severely wounded. and go limping
back to his place. Ti'e,four footed actor
performed his part admirably at rehear>
sal, knowing that disobcdience. would be
followed by immediate punishment; but
when the lime came for exhibition, the
cunning beast made the discovery that
there would be no whipping in the pres
ence of au audience. and instead Of limp
ing when he ought. galloped, back as it
nothing had happened. Franconi was
obliged TO resort 10 the expedient of get,
ting up mock audience 10 deceive The
refractory animal Relying on the pros
tection as before. the, horse again reoeiy,
ed a severe beating, This impaired his
confidence in the public as q shield from
his masters. whip, and from that time his
part was performed well ct every reprer
senEIatloen' aSSsta tagss'i 20 Egs7oTIE
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03
THE DUEI--A seasonable Ballad.

s.il 10 a.=JliBY THOMAS HOOD. latlSsgA 4
= In the Brsntfori town, Jf old renown, fl
brs There lived a Mr.. Bray, sIi1zq a1t ~ sag M
tiawho fell in l6vg with Lucy Bell, ifo "a
-aE %And}so dfdi M. Clay. 979hi 30 Ff77 2a
g!8; u5Tf aetsSSieQ - Ben o. b-.ssrG
To see her ride from Hammersmtth, Ia4
aiff BY all 1t was allowed, ,issE-z.l 2
SIS Such fair outsides were seldom seen, .fss s5t
naJSuch Angels on a Cloud oss.5BraI
said Mr.. Bray to Mr.. Clay, -.-...,i ....
-. :" You choose to rival me, ..,.,-..c ~. ,..
-. And court Miss Bell, but there, your court
4. No thorOnghfare shall be' srssgiE -sen,a,
a Unless you now give up your suit. u
-, You may repent your love; q. ~ '.... =.
III who have shot apigeon match, a..
59 Can shoot a turtle dove. a'1 ''.''9
$50 pray before you woother more, ,ao,ae .
.jsI Consider what'yon do; too ~. I'D
II you pop: ght to Lucy Bell .al-
.sgf1nI pop it into You.'' ..fz ot Hslagsps
s lid Mr.. Clay to Mr., Bray, Il W .gxt
"Your threats quite explode;
One who has been q yolnp1tteera ,urq.l
Knows how prime and load.
"And so 1s say to you, l. unless ..a
our passion quiet keeps. ......,
who have shot and hit bulls' eyes,
Muy chance TO hit a sleeps. li-
.. Now gold Is oft for silver changed, ,ht"'
..' Aud that for copper rcd ;'oz g. o. E'.
But these two went away TO give ..:-'
- Each other change for lead - r -' d
But firsfthey sought friend apiece, aa 0
This pleasant thoughtto give-, F..
WIIen,they were dead, then they should have
Two seconds still to live,
TO measure out the ground, not long .
The seconds then forebore, r-.,.. ...,
And having taken one rash step,
They took u dozen more.
They next prepared cac h pistoI-pun
Against the deadly strife,
By putting in the prime of death
Against the prime Of life.
Now all was ready for the foes,
But when they to ok their stands,
Fear made them tremblc SO, they found
They both we're shaking hands.
Said Mr.. C.. 10 Mr.. B., y.
" Here one Of us may fall
Aud like st. PauI's Cathedral now, ..
Be doomed TO have u ball. ....r
Il do confess did attach
Misconduct to your name;
If withdraw the charge, will then
Your rum:od do the sar,le ~ ....
Said Mr.. B.-''I do agrce-
But think of Honor's Courts
II we 20 off without IL shoot,
There will be strange reports.
But look, the morning now is bright,
Though cloudy 1t begun; 'a
Why can't we aim above, as if
We lad called out the sun" .
So harmless up into tho air,
.. Their bullets they did send; .,.
And may ull other duels have .-.. ...s.
That up-shot in the end. ..
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03

Low NEoKrb DREssEs.-In tho early
days Of Pennsylvania was law which
stated as follows: gcs
That Il any female Of ten years or ups'
ward should appear in any public street.
lane, highway, church. court house, Inv.
ern, ball room, theatre, or any other pub
lie resort. with naked dshoulders. Il o. low
necked dresses, being able 10 purchase
necessary clothing, shall pay q fine not
less than one, nor more than two hun.a
dred dollars" The closing paragraph o.
the law: however. permitted women Of
questionable character to bare tbsir
shoulders as badge Of distinction be.
tween the chaste and unchaste. a
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03

EZ The ElmirsrAdyetiser, ia speak
ing Of the fashion, says:
"Strip all the men and women 81 the
village Of their iine clothes. and what
change would be apparent
OF course there wonld. ss,i
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03

Dos'T You DO 17.--If when 10 n print
ing ofce, the competitors ted yoa %
make more noise, don't you do Il. 10
yon do, il is more than probable that you,
will experienoe q slighi shock Of an earth
quake in very tender locality THArIo
sol erI4, "a - a
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03

EE- The other day Jew WAS quiz,
zing an Irisbman. and kept as him until
he was somewhat aggrsvatea. whentnrn-
ing round, he tartly remarked /,
" Yis. dom yer sowl, il il hadn't been.
for the lihes Of yees. the Saviour would
bin alive now, and dom WE'LL" rts s. al
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03

NAPIER AFTER THE GREAT BATTLE OF
MEASEE, -" Nineteen long letters from
The Governor General. He has made me
Goytrnor OF Scinde, with additional pay;
and he has ordered the captured guns to
be cast iato triumphal column. with our
names. I wish he would let me go back
tony wife and girls; it would be more
to me than pay. and glory and honors.
Eight months away from them and my
wifg's strange dream rcalizsd This Is.
gIoryI is.it 1 Yes! Nine princes have
Surrendered their swords TO me on the
field of battle, and their Kingdoms have
been conquered BY me and attach
ed to my own country. / have re-
ceiyed the government Of the conquer
ed province, and all honofs are paid 70
me while living in my enemy's capital.
Well, all tho glory that can be desired Is
mine. and care 80 little for It, that the
moment can, all shall be resigned to
live with my wife and girls no honor
or riches can repay me for absence from
them. ~. .Joaypat et lie lac General y. Q.
Nz3ssI- ait7 20 H9g5sS rex 'iiA- g p iti
sIySs h.,y-st : tl5s 81 ~ a ftl6zffs'f sf q
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03

AN .,,ApgT1caE a.saas 70 .sAprks.-A Vermont editor
gives the following advice to ladies -
.:When you have got a man % the stick
ing pofntLthat Is. when he proposes-
d6ns aufh away ryonr head, or effect q
blush, or refer Him TO pa. or for more
time; all those tricks are understood now:
.bde siustl LOOK him right in The fsee.
give him d sbnsss' and tell him to 90 and
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03

R A certain gaIIan. editor tbintss
when a single gentleman cant pas
clothes line without counting AL sthe long
stockings. it is . sign heought 70 getmsr-g
ned and The s6oner the better
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03

1A lady told her husband that she
had read the Art Of Love on purpose 70
be agTeeable tohim, .p:Ishad rather have
yonE love without ar, 2 replied he.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03

! "a M1sraLYI PA1ns1-H A drendfuii
little for shilling p said penurious fsl.
low 10. physician who had dealt bin an
emetio. !. .'..ean,t you give more 2. h
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03

AN EDrroR ON MS 4TRAYsls,-one Of
our brother editors has been travelling
some, and relates how the barber made
dead head of him: 10 sa s4i
"While on board steamer. tho fus
grew rather longer than was ngseeables-
and wesrepaired' 10 the barber shop 70
have it.taken4off. The fellow aid Il up
in FIRST rate style and We pulled out diner
and pyoffered il to him, asa fewnrd for
his services. he, drew himself up With
considerable pomposity--i fei Ga ssgu
i understand" said he. "datSyou y +,
an editorT a9l $50, a
=" Well, what Of il ~ said we.s Iins
f'sWe7neber!charge editors nufiingl's esls
"But. my woolly friend.T we eontinu.,
ed. there are good many editors trassi
cling nowadays. and such liberaiiiy ON
your part will prove ruinous business.'sa
:" Oh neber mind, !" remarked tho bar
Der, "swe make isup OFF de gemmen r.
Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1857-07-03

Gg Why are railway eonpsnies ike
laundresses.? Because ihey hare ironed
the whole country, and sometimes do .
little emapgling. ~