The Tiffin tribune. [volume] (Tiffin, Ohio) 1848-1859, 1857-10-23
The Money Troubles How JOB
Sass Would Advise the Sufferers
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the mill myself, a., thanks 10 o marciful
Providenoe havin come out on't, With
a hole skin & no bones Broken, kan we'll
afford TO kounsel Them wat ara now
parsiu thro the Fiery furnace Of Pokuni.
airy Embarrassment. d in order Tu doc
ibis ofeckualy & Tu the purpose, will
Narrate my experience at the Time wen !
was involved in them Ia sheers Of nor.
folk kouuty ralerode Stock. ! will tell
wat korso ! adopted wen | Found the
sheors wasn't wurth a faFthin, 4 That
old farnum's gabbel ubowt Thsro intrin.
sick vally, was A mere piotur Of Dis
ordered brane.
well, the Adventur okurred sum @ or
Seven years ago, but the Remembrance
ont is as fresh & Green on my Mind as
though it was sarkumslanoe OF yeetor-
day, or tho day afore at the Farthosl.
faint necessary Tu state what the pre-
else Sum OF Muuey was Wat ! swamped
in that ere ill-starred spekulashun. lett
il suffice Tu say that wat with the cash {
pade down For assessments on Ia sheers
my trayelliu expenses Back & Forrid
tn boston, (added Tu the tavern charges, }
wen went in, every few Days, ia see
how the rode was Gttin along-tupether
with The bill Of my attarney for legal
advice about Suing mister farnum for git
tin my hundred dollars under false pre-.
tenses--i lost Enuf tu drive a man, with
less narve, as Mad as a march hare.
but Tu proceed. arter ascertainin The
exact extent Of my misfortun in Attemp-
tin tu help farmm build a Ralrodo thro
norfolk kounty, set abowt tu see in wat
way kud soonist rekuyer myself From the
disaater.
furst q Foremost, resolved tu kurtail
My household Expenditures. ''dobo.
rah, sezz /, "you kan Take that arc silk
black Dress o. yourn. & Icy Il awey till
the Dawn o. brighter times. it aint no
Wey konsistent IN us, vile how'd down
BY this dispensashun o. Providence, tu
llaunt around in silks & Satins, as il we
sot His lessons & his warnins at defiance,
& rather lagfed than kried at THAR inilick-
shuh." she was Abowt to make sum
sort Of reply, but / Waved my hand tu
signify Siencel q went on.
sin the Next place, deborah, IL is my
wish as How your gossipin visits ovur
thare tu deakun fratiugale's Bekum, here
arter, more like them Of angels, tu wit.
few In number and, q far apart. II is
my firm beleef that if wun | g The time
you & sally fratingale Have passed 4
mis-spent tugether, talkin Abowt the
NAbors, had ben gin tu The dairy. this
disarster wndn A. noN0r have ioenrtlil,di'
us." (she sed sumthin as Tu how she
kudn't see wat The dairy had Tu doc
with ralerode Speculatin, but i didn't
hear her, & Kamly proceoded.)
ii sey nothin Abowt the wear d tear
Of shu leather, deborah. but II stands tu
kommon sense that unless a Street gaddeT
runs round bare foot (Which wud bee n,
bad idee, by the wey, } she must Bee a
terribel bill Of expense tu the unfortunate
Man wat is obleoged tu pay bills of Her
kontraotin."
paused Minite tn gin her a oharnee
tu Take breath. kud planoly SEQ as How
my wurds was fallin with tellin effeckt,
q inwardly Rejoiced that was possessed
with Flow Of language wat was Ready
to grasp eny subject AZ awl Times.
well. konhnued Tu lay down sum
more rules Which made so stringent
that if wun lie on 'em had Bin broken
the follerin out o. The rest wud have an
sered my tarn. In partickeler, ! Lad,
CRATE stress on the Importance OF debo
rah's havin an eye Tu the parntry-es
pecially duriE my absence from the hum
stead. "why," sez !, "eyory Time kun
back from boston, your Brother ben
Old joe brown luke as though they HaC
bin a livin on THAR roast beef & 2 dollars
a Day, awl the vile i was gonel wei
now deborah, il that ARE kind o. Thing
is a going tu larst Eny length of time
ither Or you" -
but, fndin Was a getten warm. lef
the remainder Of wat Was goin tu say,
to be Guessed at.
Il now Tu konclude:-if thare bee a
Singel man amung them wat Mey read
this letter, who is, has Bin, or may bee,
karried away d wrecked by the Tornado
now sweepin oyur the land, let him take
my advice, which is as follows:
ieuuee your LApohAVo oi Hfiui tuol'
oughly d at Wunce eschew awl Luxuries
luke we'll tu The ward,robes of youl
wives and Darters. set your face Like
adamant agin awl entreaties for more
shaWls a Rollers, whero there's enuf OF
hand awlready For the life time Of wo
man whose deys wont Larst probably lon
ger than the General run. " in thil
konneckshun, i wud Rumark that wei
This repubhch is brot tu an End. il vii
bee thro the heartiess extravaganza 0
Woman. see Il just as plane as thougl
Was now standin oyur It's ruins a weep
ia At It's downfall. pestilenee, Wars, 4
famine have lade waste hole kuntries,
know-bu the deyarslashun & Desola
shun the extravaganza Of WoMEH me
bring abowt, no Dan Kan kalkulatel) J
but no More this time,
Jon Sass
Pray, Mr.. Hume, said Lady Walac
to the philosopher, when am asked VIII
is my age, what answer shall giyeY-
Say madame, replied he, what | bel'ey
will be the truth, that you have not "
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