Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-12-06
PILLS

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v internal viScera to purify the blood and stimu-
late it into healthy action. They remove the
Instructions of the stomach bowels liver, and other
organs of the body, and by restoring their irregular
action to health, correct, wherever they exist, such
arrangements are the first causes of disease.
An extensive trial of their virtues, by Professors,
Physicians, and Patients, has shown cures of dan
gerous diseases almost beyond belief, were they not
substantated by persons of such exalted position
and character to forbid the suspicion Of untruth.
Their certificates are published in my American
Almanac, which the Agents below named are
pleased to furnish free to all inquiring.
Annexed we give Directions for their use in the
complaints which they have been found to cure.
For CosTIvRNEss. Take one or two Pills, or
such quantity as to gently move the bowels. Cos
tiveness is frequently the aggravating cause of
PILES, and the cure of one complaint is the cure
of both. No person can feel we'll while under
costive habit Of body. Hence it should be, as 1t
can be, prompt; relieved.
For DYSPEPSIA, which is sometimes the cause
of COStiUenesS, and always uncomfortable, take mild
doses - from to four-t to stimulate the stomach
and liver into healthy action. They will do it. and
the heartburn, bOdybuvn and SOulbtpn of dyspepsia
will rapidly disappear. When it has gone, don't
forget what cured you
For FOUL STOMACH, or Morbid IlHcfiOR OF the
Bo,oels which produces general depression of the
spirits and bad health take from four to eight Pills
at first and smaller doses afterwards, until activity
and strength is restored to the system.
For NERVOUSNESS, SICK HEADACHE. NAUSEA.
Pam in tie Stomach, Back, on side, take from four
to eight pills going to bed. If they do not 0per
ate sufficiently, take more the NEXT day until they
! do These complaints will be swept out from the
| system. Don't wear these and their kindred dis
! orders because your stomach is foul.
FOR SCRoFULA, ERYsIPELAs, and all Diseases
of the SKIN take the Pills freely and frequently, to
| Keep the bowels open. The eruptons Will gcner-
! ally soon begin to diminish and disappear. Many
| dreadful ulcers and sores have been healed up by
the purgng and purifying effect of these Pills and
some disgusting diseases which seemed to Saturate
the whole system have completely yielded to their
influence, leaving the sufferer in perfect health
Patients your duty to society forbids that you
should parade Yourself around the world covered
with pimples botches, ulcers sores, and all or any
of the uncean diseases of the skin, because your
system wants cleansing.
To PURIFY THE BLOOD, they are the best mcdl-
cine ever discovered. They should be taken freely
| and frequently, and the impurities which SOW the
seeds of incurable diseases will be swept out of the
system like chaf before the wind By this property
they do as much good in preventing sickness by
the remarkable cures which they making every
where.
LIVER COMPLAINT, JAUNDICR, and all Bilious
affections, arise from some derangcment-eit either
t0rpidity congestion, distinctions of the Liver.
Torpiditv and congestion vitiate The bile and render
it unfit for digestion. This is disastrous to the
health and the constitution is frequently under
mined by no other cause. Indigestion is the symp-
tom. Obstruction of the duct which empties the
bile into the stomach causes the One 10 Overflow
into the blood. This produces Jaundice, with a
long and dangerous train of evils. Costivcness, or
alternately costiveness and diarrhGa, prevails.
FeveriSh symptoms, languor low spirits, WEAKNESS,
reStlessness, and melancholy, with sometimes In
ability to sleep, and sometimes great drowsiness
sometimes there is pain in the side; the skin
and the white of the eyes become greenish yellow
the stomach acid; the bowels sore to the touch
the whole system irritable with tendency to fever
which may turn to bilious fever, bilious collie, bilious
diarrhpa, dysentery, &c. A medium dose of three
or four Pills taken at night, followed by two or three
in the morning and repeated few days, will remove
the Of all these troubles 1t is wicked to suffer
such pains when you can cure them for % cents.
RHEUMATISM, GorT, and all H,fdmns0tOyy Fe
reyS rapidly cured by the purifying effects of
these Pills upon the blood and the stimulus which
they afford to the vital principal of Life, For these
and all kindred complaints they should be taken ii
mild doses, to move the bowels gently, but freely.
AS DINNER PILL this is both agreeable and
useful No Pill can be made more pleasant to take
and certainly none has been made more effectual t
the purpose for which dinner pill is employed