Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1856-04-24
V RIETY.


Of the United States Vas practical business
man and . careful husbander Of time. The
following entry appears in his dairy recent
ly pablishsd.
.Friday-Saturday-Sunday-Moussy-
all spent In absoluia idlensss, or which 10
worse, gallan,ing the girls
We Submitted this extract TO our devil
who exclaimed At oncs--'Wsll, if gallaeting
the girls b sin, the Lord help the wicked
E-A printer, not long ago, being flung
by his sweetheart, vent TO the printing Of
Ace, and tried 10 commit suicide with the
shooting stick. bat ths thing wouldn't 20 of
The devil, wishing 10 pssify him told him,
20 peep into the sancfum, where tho editor
was writing duns 70 delf6qusns subscribers
To did 90, and the effect vas magical He
said the picture sf despair rseonsiled him TO
his fate
EcAn iron horse on . railway having
bees adorned With the title, 4 still live
A vsg noticed the inscription aud remarked:
'Thas 10 What the trsveisrs should be label
led At the end Of their journey
pYsupg Ausrie.-'MOthsr may I have
alsdf'
Ask yeur father replied the mother.
No, mother, you ask him you've been &c
qusin,ed With him longer ,haa have
10 We 6sd Ia ,bs 8, Louis Herald Q
grand sehsms proposed BY young msn Ia
tAa, city. whs calls il, A Ltsp Yssr Scheme,
in which be proposes to rsfffs himself or ct
s5s chance the number Of chsress limit
70 500.
E-A nsblenan observing large stone
lying near his gate, ordered bis servant wi,h
an oath, 20 send 10 10 psfsatoAy H. said
The servant Il vsrs 20 throw IL ts heaven, it
would be more cut Of yoar lordshii's say r
Coop AT Gvss.ixe. We'll Pee which is
the vsy 20 Burlieg,os p
How did you koou my name vss Pat =
'Oh, gassssd IA
Tbia, By the powers. " ye are 80 gsoi q,
guessing, ys'd better guess sAs say 70 Bar
hBgtsn'
nPThs sxprsssios Of Bsussast. 10 one
vhs fesnd him preparing one Of bis famous
orAtions, With tbe Illisd on bis table, 10 6se.
ly characteristics ef the Lofty aud msgnia.
cent genius Of the man
Il always have the Hsner beside me vhss
l make ny ssrwosA l lore 70 hght ny
lamp - the sns'
nrPsopIs who think there's sonstkias
In . baas, remark tAas she creates, English
eeOteh ps1,A-eii ogg. aud ore Of ths pleas
antss, Briti& ssssJists, Lamb
HF Istsgriiy IL ihs arst norsl virtus. ben
syslsass tes second, and prudsnes the third,
vithsut the 6rst ths tsslattsT cannot exist
and without ths latter tuo, the former would
be ofssn useless.
uUThsrs Il strong rsssnblaaee be-
tween q srrofsssionai' politicisn aud a..
ger.Posk Both Psint 10 the read they new.
20 tbsmssissa
nTYOa Bachelors ought 70 be taxed
said LADY % . psseluts invader Of ths nosss
mstrinssial Il agres nitl you psrfeslly
na's@, was abe reply, bssbslorisn certain
ly v luHury'
nwby night ssy, sd ,ruly Bulvsr
is q PlagiAsist sud = robbaf
Beeaass he ssnt ~ y Novel % the pab
fishers, sold Il, ssd poeks,sd the price there
Of
EH-It Rsss ssyinr n great diviue. Ga,
DO had foaad mere good IN fsJrlo called bad
sod more ba3 10 people usually called good
than be expected
TrTss deepest vsv,s. fow On sgasily
snd sassihIy. chile % their tassa,. dane,
the laughing Fipplss So she ssiasst Lsaft
may Be masked ~ tmiiiBg lace
CaaFTEa o. RoEascE IT sas nissl
tbs last ssss Il pLilsmels soag vas heard
AOstihE aloBg
~ Wby are ShsaF,i roostsrs ilts saf,
spring ssserst Bsssu's toes af Cfos sas
Sea.
HHrIt j. sore rloFieus 10 bsss ruisfsfsuns,
sith patieacs, than " desiFe death 70 aYois
sbem
H1-Lsva i qassr plaaL Il Tsa Bsurisl
and vateF Is "a siibefs ADD dies II yos
sirivs 70 kill Il 0us, u is sure 70 i've 60,
hoarish.
u7- The devs asd sfov, sever msgs 70
esthsF, = proof that " sboald nst be uns
qsaily geksd
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Il sfsss syrises fssm lev soil
1IssYs kaa = sougk sAnsst - ha.