Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-08-23
CATHARTIC PILLS

OPERATE by their powerful influence on the
" internal viscera to purify the blood and Stimu-
late il into healthy action. They remove the
distractions of the stomach bowels liver and other
organs of the BODY and, by restoring their irregular
action to health correct, wherever they exist, such
arrangements as are the first causes of disease.
An extensive trial of their virtues, by Professors,
Physicians, and Patients, has shown cures of dan
gerous diseases almost beyond belief, were they not
substantiated by persons of such exalted position
and character as to forbid the suspicion of unruth.
Their certificates are published in my American
Almanac which the Agents below named are
pleased to furnish free to all inquiring
Annexed we give Directions for their use in the
complaints which they have been found to cure.
For COsTIvRNESS. Take one or two Pills, or
such quantity to gently move the bowels. Cos
tveness is frequently the aggrayating cause of
Piles, and the cure of one complaint is the cure
of both. No person can feel well while under n
costve habit of body. Hence it should be, as 1t
can be, promptly relieved.
For DYSPEPSIA, which is sometimes the cause
Of COStreneSS and always uncomfortable, take mild
doses from one to four-to stimulate the stomach
and liver into healthy action. They will do 1t, and
the heartburn, bOdybenn, and SOubWn of dyspepsia
will rapidly disappear When it has gone, don t
forget what cured you.
For Foul STOMACH, or Morbid LlaCtiOn Of the
Bo,cels which produces general depression of the
spirits and bad health take from four to eight Pills
at first, and smaller doses afterwards until activity
ana StrCnpJn is restored 10 Ille SYSTEM
For NERVOUSNESS, SICK HEADACHE, NAUSEA,
Pain an the Stomach, Back or Side, take from four
to eight pills on going to bed. If they do not Opcr-
ate sufficiently take more the next day until they
do. These complaints will be swept out from the
system. Don't wear these and their kindred dis
orders because your stomach is foul.
For SCRoFULA, ERYsIPELAs, and all Diseases
OfMe Skin, take the Pills freely and frequently, to
! keep the bowels open. The eruptons will gener-
ally soon begin to diminish and disappear Many
dreadful ulcers and sores have been healed up by
the purgng and purifying effect Of these Pills, and
some disgusting diseases which seemed to saturate
! the whole system have completely yielded TO their
influence, leaving the sufferer i'll perfect health.
| Patients! your duty to society forbds that you
! should parade Yourself around the world covered
with pimpes blotcheS, ulcers, sores, and all or any
! of the unclean diseases of the skin, because your
system wants cleansing.
To PURIFY THE BLOOD, they are the best mCdi-
cine ever discovered They should be taken freely
/ and frequently, and the impurities which SOW the
seeds of ncurable diseases will be swept out of the
system like chati before the wind. BY this property
they do as much good in preventing sickness as by
! the remarkable cures which they making every
/ where.
| LIVER COMPLAINT, JAUNDICE, and all Bilious
| affections, arise from some derangemont-cl either
tOrpiditv congestion or distractions of the Liver.
Torpdity and congestion vitiate the bile and render
! it unfit for digestion. This is disastrous to the
! health, and the constitution is frequently under
| mined by no other Indigestion is the symp-
tom. Obstruction of the duct which emptios the
| bile into the stomach causes the bile to overflow
into the blood. This produces Jaundice. with a
long and dangerous train of evils. CostiyoneSs or
| alternately costivenesS and diarrhGa, prevails.
Feyerish symptoms languor, low spirits, WEAKNESS,
restleSSneSS, and melancholy, with sometimes in
! ability to sleep, and sometimes great drowSineSS
sometimes there is severe pain in the side; the skin
and the white of the eyes become greeniSh yellow;
| the stomach acid; the bowels sore to the touch
She whole system irritable, with tendency to fever
which may turn to bilious fever, bilious collie. bilious
diarrhGa dysentery, &c. medium dose of three
four Pills taken at night followed by two or three
in the morning and repeated few days will remove
the cause of all these troubles. 1t is wicked to suffer
such pains when you can cure them for - cents.
| RHEUMATISM, GoUT, and al InfGmmdto'y Fe-
rerS, rapidly curedSoy the purifying effects Of
these Pills upon the bird and the stimulus which
they afford to the vital principal of Life. For these
and all kindred complaints they should be taken IN
mild doses, to move the bowels gently, but freely.
| As DINNER Pill, this is both agreeable and
useful. No Pill can be made more pleasant to take
| and certainly none has been made more cfectual to
| the purpose for which dinner pill is employed.