Delaware weekly Republican. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1841-188?, 1856-11-27
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Never butt your head against bed.post TO sea
which is the hardest-it is folly
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eepting The good on;nion az Sss ~ ssss uAs' w
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.When are women taiherst When they are siRhefs
tsires) which is not unfrequently the case, -
Why railroad cars In no danger from liVb ~ IN
ningf Because every train has a conductor
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aga inst Won he eysr siit y;.h. anu anueiS
| e--As-"l .s---" "lenoae grounas.
The Prince of Wales, il is said Ia called by his
sr unOsr vs pst OF ms peremptory manner MiS
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mpat Is the difference between successful lover
and his rivaY The one kisses his miss and the the
o'her misses his KISS
Why is it easier to be clergyman than physi,
clan ?-Because it is easier to preach than to Dyac,
Hce
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tnlnk Inis towel has been In use Ion
nd ~ ~. 9as ea Dsen used more than six week
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"a weit.known authoress being told of an author
WING nad written violent philippe against her,
eAciaimed with momentary regret: "Ah! If he did
out know all that Know against myself"
member of the Lazy Club has inst haan .,naIIaa
fer going at faster gait than walk. The reousant
offered i'm mitigation Of sentence, the fact that the
sheriff was aftor him, but the society was inexor-
able
A dyspeptic old bypoebondris M alas tha so,Iov.
ing piteons inoniry Of Pnnoh, s,Wa Lsvs nsaa,
cabbages great eoosberries great cities srast nal
looms great crlnoline peticoats, great bulls, pigs
ana calves, oue tell me where are our great menf"
is nan,,n,., 4; o,.o., -. 49,. tt-.....I..,
80" s na ~ w -, mas peen assonisning ne
his feet two ,aras ~ .hns ~
th wv ~ a. ~ ~. snoes oI I'm, ana,
.ttrsp - on tba a'ar 20 ~ na,,sey fno' AVns
H"P va 'no @s.ols u .-s .ne Deato.
s e .es hesgaa0t Keeps tavern Visitors nave only
S 80 @ - ?s ~ 80 - w slenn; Delvle
h;fa ~ tsnt =, s.1an, L, no ohs w
tthem eggs y 'A"' NV n''e Guy 'As'e VI AAiu anu
'A'H' esso'
sailor being asked how he liked his BRIDE Is res
ported to have remarked: "Nhydye see, took
her for to be only half Of me, as the parson says;
but dash me, If she isn't twice as much as l. I'm
Vhiy tri anu sue ~ Iarter.
A father holding his Iittle SON across his kpess
and spanking him THE little urohin bit him severe.
ly on tho leg on which his parent said. tYou
young dog how dare YOU bite me 2, The boy
turned his head and looking him in the face. said
Father who beran frst9P
| Western editor says that child was run over
4 by wagon three yeays old and cross eyed and
| which never spoke afterwards He also gives his
/ readers some lines which he saws were written by
young man who has long since lain in the grave for
his own amusement.
] A Dutchnan, in New ALBANY, some time back,
vent out to his milkman in the street. with a dish
in each hand instead of one as usual. The dispen-
ser OF attentusted milk asked If he wished him to
fill both vessels The Dutchman replied suiting the
action to the word sDs for the aifisI, and dis for
de zvater and will mix them so as shute mineself
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some wag took drunken fellow, placed him in a
coma with .he ID lett 50 mat ne could raise ~
placed him in grave yard, and waited to see the
sneGt After short time me tunes ot me liquor
eit MIN, and his position oelng rather connned, no
sas upright and alter LOOKING around; exciaimsa
ly belatedI,
a man from the country pound ms son asan apS
prentice 70 street sweeper IN me Guy, AIter
anoGt SIX mouths naa elapseu .ue iatneI Vi tle iaa
pald nun fis,e ahc inquired IesPuot"s nte ~ ~
gless ~ tno tiaae LIS poss repi,egu sneV se LIZ
o11 nhu sot " na. Pses ,nae no eouiu W M ps
Joo very weli-ne mao not pue MN 70 ,no tsnoy
post" 80.
Typographical error are sometimes very amusing!
We once read in an English paper an account of a
fashionable party, st which Of the most distng
oty M persons Pressnt @ was tns nuRe Of
| a Soprtbexn ~ - a. fns ~, N an,a,t ~ a. t,,atrn
| 80 hShpIp,S plIpSSi '0u'aiH' "n "'Oo"nt VI "A "
''ON'
Thirteen married gentlene who, within the last
| week or so, have been convicted of having smoked
| in their own dining rooms have been seyeraly
fined new bonnet and, in default, have been COM
mitted to hard labor Of taking out their wives for
| an afternoons shopping.
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Mr., van Epps Is mssing R an exeaysaSn posh On me
voIher u i aug ~. a s.s1 IN ~ si,i !,
| lahor
SEX ~, sOaUn asni, ons 0i ''
WIN NY ..T a ~ ho bo, o-o van d;oc;ne
Aam1rai-A a9', say oia o0y' "ns' @ie you u'ss'"s
'neues e1s L;.h,;.n
/ oin ,,aups p,s no." ~ .o;n e. a. w;,h .h
boiu99a nav Hio you eO'"s W w VISA N-e
Old Boy-"When we get the hole done, sir, we
are going to cut i up into post holesi and retail
them out to the farmers'
The Admiral acknowledged himself "sold."
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WHY Drussssss on n;., e. lie sss Son f4oinS
woke up oy nO sI1ap wantsJ 10 puroSass
Gown ne Ioupu ia PgJ, M nh ros entarad tha dosa
dose OF sais hs snop waS p ,ha are,sr ' NO''
anu III na a, maSs in that oneratieng'
,tS hom W. HuVa asssa ~ ~ i. g g,ot in hed
asheo sT,il nis WE W. ! ~ vas as 5Ss renIy
souI Ls Il; rstnTnsd fba irritated dame tfor
"a saS ". is,rh voHr resi- inst for n dose ofsaIts'
pa.eT,sns NV 1--we said the druggist that one
,sa ns LES vii aistnrb the mans rest more than
baS and Reject that these little inconyeni
. ~ nnnss ss airays work we'll in time
en'ss a'""'' VIZ w.,
LAWYER, retained ~ u oase VI s H. ,.sa anS y.
a terry, was cross,examinng Witness III reiAuon w
9 the force Of q blow struck,
4 What kind of a blow was givenF
q q "A blow Of the common Kind
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