The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1856-06-02
Col. Wheeler's Official TrOubies-The Wan
dering CaAifVrnians at his Once.

The position Of minister must always subject him
more or less 10 the opportunities of veera and
really feel sympathy for him as be hada his time
and talent ergageo in planning profound points Of in
terrs'eEai laW to pncompr"hsndisg but persistent
bcrss. There task more severe than trying 70 en-
tighten mind naturally be sildered ana II We should
ever break religious scrups sgaitst using p.o.ane
Language, .si be when genius fails 20 appreciate
the cearLess q our e1postions subecs tina. engage
the edioris attention Thus symps.he cally afflicted,
Il msy reasonably be ccacu le. that we have lavshed
abundance Of sympathy the E;Lster OF toe United
States 10 tbs city He is se only representative Of his
gdvernment here, and all me nephews Of Uncle 5. ao
ply 20 bin for he THOUSAND a1d enc remedies to SATISFY
their wsDy WARTS.
Particularly las this bsen the case since tie California
pcss, myers have arrived II few 0: then sre OF
reryous and tmii diseosi;ion AID ttese being wa
times they hare particular disposition to stay here
Ire steamer is expected every day, and ss hey csrr3
get off until SIZE does they constantly app!y..s
TIE Minister Information. Gil Wheeler is o.
ire rf sccnno3stipr ana urbane ger eman re have
With ard it Is his delight to relieve the arx,
ties Of all but being unacquaiDted With the movements
OF the beat, matter OF course he is igIcran when
she will be in No allowance made for this, but every
day the same crowd would go ard ask him thu same
the explain stoy service. long specimen o. Pike sauu.
ee into his resden.e day two beiJre hs laf', early
in The morning, and lookire around, drawea on.
els tnis the house & Mister VIII eele-r oar
United States Minister ~
Eyes" said the yourgest son of the Colonel
NV ell, should Ike to knoF when Il ~ 6 wio3 70 81
away from this 'ere place want g % Cal if OR
n la Ny claim Is up on the T'u-os river, and j
am tel ven" al, the representative of The Auiser
"ny father Goes not know when you will ge away; bu'
it ny opinion in for H. and you had better buy
rancho And settle
Pike squares himself une.sily on. be still bed hope
I've IL If can't 90 away to-day nor tomorrow,
maybe The boat viii be in saturday ana don't mind
'Yeu will not get off for several days and you had
better content yourself"
"w ell, deudern my skin, IL dom. g. away from
ere III kick up 70 tween Unce Sam and them infer
nal Costa Rcsps rant to know wha. bs'ness they We
got stopping American citzensY An the United States
dor ryrI her he /
claim sold the Yu-b-a I'd pitch in and help Billy
Walker tan them nggers down thar and If lngind IN
terteared we'd ICON see which WAS the biggest her or
Merxy."
EPke billed ever and he is daily cursing the Pre-
seert OF sta Rica with double dis ed viru encs and
he prtm'ses 10 wire home 10 Missouri thas there -
splendid chance for "row In these quarters.
This customer bad hardly left the houe before another
came along ard after asking the same q1esons, with the
resui he wanted TO be informed where the barber
shcp vas. Enlightened this point, be Jeff, Another
wanted TO know where he could get en swfal hole IN his
coat mendsd and me bird sought the shoemaker. one
man wants on Interpreter, and ne goes to ne Minister
another wants THE al another tas until the whole
DAY j given 10 best1wiug Information
Dutchmsn came sioIg on Friday lss..
:b ~ no De Mnishter va hears on dat pesd'css
| 'Mericsns IN dish ere Mica sgusf'
mas
$50 sh; but you see wash BORN IN Hekinsr oauoly
Benny lvany, ane Oct makes me Won American. ADD
now you she waits 70 know II it ist hesty 10 elsa
comes 10 you dish matter, AM han VAN; you 70
make me zati fed. you can answer ca. v0-d,
would Ike 10 Enos De stheanhCat for and
mine vanity wants 20 70 CayforIy, va ycl m,kes
ne question II l. ish heeity 70 eat fruit AMI sh
cOrtento
The Minister went into explans los tAat II vas
healthy toeatSn grange in ths nnoruLg but It d.c
dtdly wrong sst fruit and drink ths ba qp9r Of this
country az all times. Something sEid a5o3 tse
gastric iu.cep but the German did NJ; ulGetand ~
lie went Of muteriog--
",,sllyforpy len wasn't h1mpsg. hash been sar
dWiee ard alvaVs has hiLrrss ard makes mJasa
All g9me I'm ;ief thtea.s miae vie-sot TIM
lie lid pccr IDEA 81 TIE morality q Gallons.
he Noe seen untii q. last The Colonel poeted
u5 notice thst ire stssme. you'd leave 20 such day
ana his slyed The fever o' ne cTc 3D. On tle spDo
81 lay ttssrner Ga gn but shso s1e Gro W
essr sore nt a5ost TIE cirsgmssDca. he fn.stsr
ard iis AMI Tad soEe ailh u ne Gisspoo aoels
wse GEES 81. /. tRA % Re endured; AM We h5se car