Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1856-02-02
miscellaneous.
A SEQUEL TO TIE '.YALLER CAT
WITH BRAgS BUTTONS.,,

a SEQU Eli TO THE s.XALLER CAT
WITH BRASS BUTTONS,
Mr.. Russell is a retired merchant, and
til. last summer, lived the life of a bach
elor, at Boston. During the month of
last July, Mr.. r. thought he would
take a iaunt to Lowell to look into the
mysterious movements of blue-eyed girls
and spinning jennies. He stopped at
Lowell a week, during which time he
fell in love with lot Of auburn ringlets
from New Hampshire The auburn
ringlets blushcd, sighed, d" ike a lilly
DER pressed by the rain" When the
auburn ringlets came to, they accepted
Mr.. HRussefs proposal, aud, during the
next day, were made Mr.. Russels wife
Mr. Russell was the happieat of men.
For week he dreamt he was swimming
in sea of rose leaves fenced in with Gu
pids. Three days after his marriage,
Mr.. Russell and lady left for Saratoga
and Niagara At the former place, they
spent fortnight at the latter three
weeks. During the latter part Of Octo-
Der, Mr.. Russell thought he would 90 to
Albany, Now York, and spend the win
ter. He put up at one Of the first class
hotels, and resolved to enjoy himself.
There was only one drawback to Mr.
Russeps boatitude. Mrs. Russell was
not as polished as he could have desired
her. In consequence of this, Mr. r.
engaged Mr. Smirk to teach her the
languages Mr. Grome to teach her
drawing and painting, and Mr. Quayer
to give her music lessons. Everybody
/ knows Quayer. He is a "ladies' man.
and nothing else. On Monday last, Mr..
Russell left the house to 60 to Troy. lie
missed the cars, and returned to Albany
an hour earlier than he expected lie
knocked, but no answer was given. Mr..
Russell then applied his eye to the key
hole and became excited Mr.. Q. was
hooking Mrs. RS dress! Mr.. r.
/ knocked again; still no answer; no notice
taken. Mr. Russell then applied his
boot Mr.. Quaver wanted to know who
was there Mr.. Russell told him he'd
! find out when he got him by tho neck.
/ Mr.. Quaver was thunderstruck-" that
voice is Russcps." Quayer promises to
open the door, provided Russell does moi
make a scene. Russell says he will not
only make a scene, but whole tragedy
the last act finished up with a dead
musician. Quayor, fearing that things
were d" becoming worse" at last con
sentod to open the door 8Ir. Russell
PUSHES in and scizes a gold headed cane.
| Mrs II. says. spare him for my sake. y
Mr.. r.. replies, d" never" Mrs. r.
swo6ns. Mr. r. says, My love,
and undertakes to catch her as she falls
heavily upon the floor. Mr.. r. hits
himself on the forehead and says, " IT,
montsrous" During this little scene,
\ Quavcr puts on his bat and gloves and
rushcs down stairs This was on Mon
day afternoon. On Tuesday morning
Mr.. Russcl appeared at the police Court
I to swear outa warrant against Quavcl
for "killing his peace Of mind" jus
/ tice Parsons heard his complaint, but IS
there was no law against " hooking a
LADY, dress" he could not issue the doe
umcnt prayed for by the complainant
Mr.. Russo left the Office for the purpos,
OF showing Mr. QuaYof what's what. p
How it win result rs moro Cham we can
ny While Nr Eusel yas at Che po-