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Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30
A. B. SULZBACIlER & CO.'S
BARGAIN STORE,
First street, Opposite the Post Office

GLASGOW, MO.
A D. SULZBACHER 81 CO.. respectfully
N. express their gratitude 10 their friends and
the public. for the very liberal patronage bestowed
on them, and inform the community, tina they are
in receipt direct from New York, Roston and Bal
timore, of large and magnificent stock of
DRY GOODS, CLOTHING, FURNISHING
GOODS, &C., Sc,
Hats, caps, shoes boots, trunks, and everything
usually found in an establishment of the kind
and we hatter ourselves through our long expert
ence in business and connections in the East, that
we are able to compete successfully with any
house in the State of Missouri To be convinced
of the fact, call round and see u.s.
A. B. SULZBACHER & Co.
Glasgow, Oct. %, 1856-4m
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30
LANES, TEApARTY.

The Ladies will give Tea Party in the Old
Methodist Church on Thursday evening, the 9th
of November, for the purpose of paying for the
painting of the Presbyterian Church.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30

Is-Martin Van Buren, was thrown from
his carriage, few days since, and had his
ayra broken. T'ZH-
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30

GY The battle-cry of Buchan-
ans friends, in the recent canvass
In Pennsylvania was, &
"CO.ME UP AND HELP ARREST
THE SPREAD OF SLAVERY OYER
THE VAST TERRITORIES OF KIM
SIS .AND NEBRASKA" MN
Are you coming cup to help" do
this thing, Missourians? Beware
whom you vote for! Old Buck is
best known at home, and you see
the flag under which his neighbors
90 forth to battle. Beware of
buchanan aud Free Kansas!
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30
buchanan and Free Kansas!

coz Recollect the Presidential
election takes place on Tuesday,
November 4-one day. Ameri-
cans! friends of Fillmore and the
Union! Give
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30

d5YListen to all the talk about
'sno chance for Fillmore" but
Vote for Fillmore and the UniOnl
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30
D ! E D.!

On the 26th inst, after an illness of only one
hour, SUSAN ELIZABETH BARRON, daughter oil
Charles H. Barron, Of Randolph county, aged
wears and days.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30

H5YWhen Fillmore lief! tie
White House, not single abolition
list held an office under the General
Government Pierce came in after
him, and abolitionists were given Of
fee to the exclusion of Uaion Dem
ocrats! Buchanan endorses the adj
ministration of Pierce, and if elected
will pursue the same course, and
thus feed, sustain, nourish, and
Keep Fanaticism Alivei
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30
GREAT SALE
CENTRE POINT,

CENTHE POINT,
LINN COUNTY, MO.
THERE will be public sale Of 400 choice
Il Lots in the town OF Centre Point, on
Monday, the 10th of November next.
Terms: / cash, 1 6 months, and / IL months cred
It, bond with approved security required, and the
title made when the lots are paid for.
GEN. TIRE POINT
is situated midway from Hannibal to st. Joseph,
II miles Southeast Of Linneus and % miles North
west of Keytesville. The country surrounding
has not its superior in point of fertility in the
State but lest persons should think the propretors
were inc lined to draw on their imagination in this
particular, we respectfully refer them 10 the &C.
illogical Survey Of the Hannibal and st Joseph
Rail Road in Prof. Swallows Report. The town
site is beautifully located on the Hannibal and st.
Joseph Rail Road, the streets and alleys running
parallel with the Dad, from east TO west; the ridge
upon which the town is located rises from the
road running north on an average of TO degrees,
thus presenting beautiful view of the road Il ON
any part of town. The road enters and leaves the
town on a level; in the centre there is cut from
3 10 feet, thus making it the handsomest town
site on the Hannibal and st. Joseph Rail Road.
Size of lots, 25 by 100 feet, width Of streets, GO
to 80 feet, alleys Is feet wide The propretors
feel NARRATED in the belief that better opportu-
nifty to invest in town property has not presented
itself since the laying out of the city Of ST. Louis
JAS. SPORTSMAN,
A. MAHER, Proprietors.
VIM. HEREFORD, )
Oct. 90, 1S56-tds.
Brunswicker and Gazette, Brunswick, copy til
day of sa and charge this office.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30

GaYGo to Cambridge Saturday
where there is to be a meeting o.
tie friends Of
FILLMORE AND THB UNION!
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30

Here is calculation made by friend of
ours, who has entire confidence, that when
things are reduced TO "chances," Fillmore
can't be beat--and who is conscientious in
the belief that he ought not to be defeated:
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30
ExecntOrs, Notice.

EXeCutOrs NOt1cts
NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned
IN have obtained from the Clerk Of the county
Court of Howard County, letters testamentary on
the estate of John White, Decd late Of said coun-
ty, bearing date October 23d, 1856. =,
All persons indebted to said estate are requested
to make immediate payment, and those having
claims against il will present the same, properly
authentic ted, within one year from the date of
said letters, or they may be precluded from any
benefit, and if not presented within three years,
they will be forever barred.
JAMES WALLACE,
THOS. SHACKELFORD.
Oct, 80, 1S56-3w Executors.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30
Later and Worse.

New YoRK, October pa dispatch
from the editor of the Philadelphia Bulletin,
states that the full vote in Pennsylvania for
Congressman, shows a majority for the op-
position over the Buchanan candidates of
1916.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30

DEADY MADE CLOTHING--A No. stock
Il of Ready Made Clothing all complete, which
will be sold very cheap for cash or produce 6y
oct3O j. b. FORBIS.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30
Wines and Liquors.

Wines and Liquors.
S0 Bills Whisky, different brands;
~ 40 half bbls whisky;
10 barrels Rye whiskyj
10 do Bourbon whisky;
10 do Old MonongaheIa whisky
10 do New York handy;
cask Old pure Pale brandy;
do Old Port wine for the siek
5 do Sweet Malaga wine;
10 dozen Claret wine;
! barrel Holland Gin;
barrels Old Peach brandy;
barrels Old Apple barndy;
casks Old Madeira wine;
boxes Scheidam Schnapps,
2 casks Old Sherry wine,
sept1l THOMSON, LEWIS & co
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30

DRY GOODS-Every article usually kept in
- Dry Goods House, will be found offered
very low by J. b. Fokbls.
Oct 30. 1856.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30

FILLMORE. BUCHANAN. FREMONT.
New York IS Indiana LIB Maine ...... s
Maryland 8 Iliinois... IL N. Hamshire
Florida ...... 8 N Carolina 10 Vermont go.
Louisiana & s. Carolina. Rhode Island
Tennessee IL Alabama -. 9 Connec ticut.
Kentucky ....12 Mississippi 7 Ohio $50. 2;
Massachusetts, IS Texas 80. q Michigan.
New Jersey :. Missouri -. 9 Wisconsin :.
Pennsylvania. .27 Arkansas e. 4 Iowa .......
California;.
Delaware 80. 3 rs 6,
Virginia ......l5
Georgia ......l0
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30
Official Vote-Not much Room for Crow

PHILADELPHIA, Oct. 24th.-The follow
ing is the official vote of the State completes
Scott, Democrat, for Canal Commissioner
PIP 1856; Cochrane; Union, 2lO,1l2-Dem-
ocratic majority, 2,774. The State Senate
stands Is Democrats, Is Opposition; and the
House, SO Democrats, and Al Opposition.
A gerry lean majority, in vote Of 432,-
99S! Wont do 10 crow over.
oud yUnr,n
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30

One Day 10 Your Country!
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30
FALL SUPPLY
CHOICE FAMILY GROCERIES,

FALL SUPPLY
OF
CHOICE FAMILY GROCERIES!
WE are lie receipt Of our Fall Stock of Gros
w ceries, and respectfully call the attention OF
all TO an examination Of our large stock and low
Cash Prices Having taken the recaution TO get
our STOCK all in at low treights, we are prepared
to give entire satifaction. Call and see. We here
take occasion to say, that our Cash System has
worked far better than had any right to expl
and that we will still adhere to f'quick sales On
small profits" knowing that the seller and buyer
THOMSON, LEWIS co.
September II, 1855.
WHITE LEAD & LINsEED OLE bbls,
w Linseed Oil; 25 kegs pure White Lead.
septll THOMSON, LEWIS s. co.
CUGAR-45 hhds. prime N. o. Sugar; 3 hhds,
- Refined N. o. sugar; 20 bbls { C) Crushed SUI
gar; ) bbls Powdered sugar; bbls small Loaf SUI
gar; 10 bbls Becher's refined sugar.
septl1 THOMSON, LEWIS * co.
NToLAssES-20 barrels N. o. Plantation m o.
INl lasses; 10 barrels Belcher's Sugar House
molasses; barrels Golden syrup; 20 half barrel.
molasses; IS 10 gallon kegs molasses.
sept11 THOMSON, LEWIS & co.
COFFEE-10o bags Prime Rio Coffee; 10 bag.
~ Old Java coffee; bags Mocha coffee.
septll THOMSON, LEWIS 81 co.
VTINEGAR-l0 bbls Country Apple Vinegar.
' sept1l THOMSON, LEWIS * co.
Q ALT-5OO sacks C. A. Salt; 100 sacks L.
~ salt; so bbls Kanawa salt; 100 sacks T salt.
septl1 THOMSON, LEWIS g. co.
!
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30
Stray II 0 T 8 9 .

Brunswicker and Gazette, Brunswick, copy
day Of sale, and charge this office.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-10-30
GLASGOW MISSOURI.
Thursday Morning, October 30, 1855.

Look for the K.
A cross (thus x } Immediately before the
name, signifies that the time paid for has ex-
PRED.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1856-12-25

a MAN WHIPPED TO LIFE.-An intem-
pcrate man, named Stanley, attempted to
commit suicide at Newark, New Jersey, on
Sunday, by taking large dose of laudanum,
which rendered him insensiblc. The New
ark Advertiser says:
a physician was called, who decided that
the only means of restoring animation was
to give the subject severe beating, which
was done by two men with heavy switches
for quarter of an hour, when signs of a
returning animation were shown, and the
patient sat up. A glass of brandy was then
given him, when he fell to sleep, and the
beating process was resumed until he was
fully restored to consciousness. lie is now
comparatively well, except some suffering
from the bruises received from the extraor-
dinary "course of sprouts to which he was
subjected. This is the. first case we ever
heard of where man was whipped to life
from a state bordering on death. Cases of
whipping to death occasionally occur, but
cases of whipping to life seldom or never.
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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1856-12-25
Singers Sewing Machines.

VdyIIESE celebrated machines are in practical and
Il profitable use in all parts Of the. civilized
world. In nll the various trades, and in sowing
every sort of fabric, either OF clS,h or leather,
they have been fully tried and approved. Sewing
machines Of other manufacturers often fail to
work, but Singers Machines always operate per-
fect!y, being strong durable and complete in con-
triyance ard workmanship. A perfect, sewing
machine kept employed affords clear profit Of
$1,000 year; but an imperfect one is 5 cause of
constant yexation and loss. The entire reliability
of our machines is one great reason for their un-
paralelcd popularity.
|. Machines for family sewing, of frail and del
icatc construction, arc recommended by other
manufacturers. Such machines are madeto catch
the eyc not to perform substantial work, Tue
truth is, family sewing machines ought to be
stronger than any other because they 90 into less
skilful hands than when sold to- manufacturers,
and are used for greater variety Of work. The
machines which have proved best for all other pur-
poses must be best for family use, and they are
Singers. The speed of our machines has lately
been doubled. No other can compare with them
in quantity of work.
nen. New machines of the latest improved style
will be exchanged on liberal terms for old sewing
machnet of our own make, or for operative ma
chimes of other manufacturers. Local agents
wanted to sell our machines.
NB.-All persons desiring full information a
bout sewing machines, Gan obtain it by applying
for copy of -. NJ. Singer s Co.'S Gazette,"
paper devoted entirely 10 this subject. 1t will be
sent gratis, !. NJ. SINGER co.
Principal Office, 923 Broadway, New York.
BRANCH OFFICES.
AZ Hanover street, Boston; 81 Westminster-st.
Providence; 274 Broad-st. Newark, N. j.; 347
Broadway, Albany, n. Y Gloversyillc, n. Y;
9S Chapc-st New Haven; II Buchanan St Glas-
cow, Scotland; 142 Chcstnut-st. Philadelphia;
los Baltimore street, Baltimore s East Fourth
st. CINCINNATI. Chicago, Illincis 6a n. Fourth
st., ST. Louisi 81 St. charles-st. New Orleans; 90
Dauphin-st., Mobile.
Oct 20 a. - 3m
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TIE LAW OF NEWSPAPERS.

l. Subscribers w.in do not give express notice
to the cener;ry, are considered as wl:iug to ccr
tinurtheir subscription.
.. II subscri!crs order the ,liScontiauanae Of
their papers. the publisher can continue to send
them u:i,! I'll arieniEg"s :;r@ pn.d.
5. |: Subscribers neglect or refuse - take their
MI pcrs from the Office 10 which ihry directed,
they arc hr rc!1onsilH til t:cy sct,lc i:cr bill,
anil oi,IIr the paper tii.co,tii.Cc'i.
4. If any subscriber removes to another place
without informing the publisher, and their paper
isscnt to the former direction, they are held re-
sponsiblc.
5. The Court has decided that refusing to take
Newspaper from the office. or removing and leav-
ing it uncalled for, is iaa fdeie cYi lence of al
intentional fraud.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1856-12-25

WHAT 4 Poor Mans WIFE OUGHT TO
BE.-The majority of our young women, in
deed, enter the married state wholly unfit to
discharge the important and responsible
functions Of their new office. The consc
querce is, that we find them at open war with
their husbands before they have been mar
red month. The art of making home hap
py is not understood by them. Exceptions,
of course there are; but the majority lack
cleanly and tidy habits-habits of order and
habits of punctuality. When children clus-
ter about them their work is more difficult
but large number lose their influence over
their husbands before the difficulty is in
creased by these maternal troubles. 1t is
mere thoughtlessncss. They are ont gossip
ping, and iding when they ought TO be pre-
pairing for their husbands return from his
work The man comes home from the field
or the factory to find an untidy room and no
symptoms of preparation for the evening
meal. His wife has made no attempt to
smartcu herself, and his first growl of dis
appointment, in all probability is responded
to by sulky face and sharp tongue. 1t
may almost be laid down as rule, that the
man who returns home after his days work,
is more or less in an i'll humor. He is tired
aud thirsty, aud has, perhaps, had to endure
some hard rubs in the course of his days
labor. He has been rebuked and threaten
ed with dismissal, justly Or unjustly, by his
taskmaxter; or he has quarrelled with his
comrades, or he has had bad weather to en-
counter-he has broken or damaged his tools,
and been altogether unsuccesslulin in his work.
He goes home out Of humor with the world,
but still hoping to find comfort and consola-
ton where he has right to look for it. lie
is disappointed, and he is at no pains to con-
ccal his disappointment. The wife excuses
herself and resents his qucrulousness. There
is an end to the happy quiet evening he
promised himself And if he does not be-
take himself to the pot house, he sulks in
the chimney corner, over an unsoclable pipe,
and wonders that he was such fool as to
marry.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1856-12-25
WHO IS A GENTLEMAN?

A gentleman is not merely a person .ac-
quainted with certain forms and etiqucttes
of life, easy and self-possessed in society,
able to speak and act, and move in the world
without awkwardness, and free from habits
witch are vulgar and in bad taste. A gen.
tleman is something much beyond this all ;
that which lies at the root of all his ease
and refinement and fact, and power ofplcas-
ing, is the same spirit which lies at the root
of every christian virtue. tits the thought
full desire of doing in every instance as he
would that others should do unto him. she
is constantly thinking, not indeed how he
may give pleasure to others, or the mere
sense of pleasing, but how he can show re-
spect for others-how he may avoid hurting
their feelings.
When he is in society, he scrupulously
ascertains the position and relation of every
one with whom he is brought in contact,
that he may give to catch his due honor, his
proper position. He studies how he may
avoid touching in conversation upon any sub
ject which may needlessly hurt their feelings,
how he may abstain from any allusion which
may call up disagreeable or offensive asso-
citation. A gentleman never alludes to, nev-
cr even appears conscious of any personal
defect, bodily doformity, inferiority of tai
cnt, of rank, of reputation, in the person in
whose society he is placed. He never as
sumes any superiority for himself, he never
ridcules, never sneers, never boasts, never
makes a display of his own power, or rank,
or advantage-such as is implied in ridicule,
or scrcasm, or abusc-as he never INDUCES
in habits or tricks, or inclinations, which
may be offensive to others.-Lifc Wustra-
tcd
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pattern, highly FURNISHED. The sofas, the
chairs, and the piano are all of the same pre-
cious metal. The boud6ir is to be hung
with cloth of gold, looped with silver cord
1t seems that the Sultan has destined this
unique specimen of oriental recklessness of
expense, to be his favorte retreat in the gar
den of the seraglio, whence every ray'of day
light is always to be excluded, and where
he intends to retire for the repose and soli-
tude he cannot! ot!enjoy in the palace.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1856-12-25

sI Words and grammar seem to be very
variable affairs. The "Christian Inquirer"
says :-sTkc word fast is as great a contra
diction as We have in the language. The
North River is tast when the ice is immova-
Bile, and then the ice disappeared very fast,
for it was loose \ clock iscalled .fua when
it is quicker than time; but man is told
to stand fast when be is desired to remain
stationary People fast when they have
nothing to eat, and eat fast, consequently,
when opportunity offers"
And, while We are quoting from religious
authority, let US give specimen of the gram
mar in which the "Rev NJ. Smithson," "a
travelling Western preacher,) described the
departure of saint
tsWhen arrore at the house of my dis
eased friend, he was perspiring his last l
stood by his bedside, and said, as he was
too far gone to talk, Brother, if you feel
happy now, jiist squeeze my hand, he sq"o:e
it."
But there seems to be an aristocracy IN
the alphaJet, which may account for some
difficulties in spelling. A punster thus
speaks of the difference of character between
the BIS, the C's, the rs, the LIS, the Us,
the P's, the Ts, and the VS.
"Which are the most industrious letters
The Bees.
(Which are the most extensive letters ?
The Seas.
(Which are the most fond of comfort?
The Ease
(Which are the most egotistical letters !
The Is.
(Which are the longest letters? The
Ellis.
(Which are the most noisy letters? The
Obs.
(Which are the most leguminous letters ?
The Peas. ~,
(Which are the creates bores? The
Tease.
(Which are the sensible letters? The
Wise.
And here is fact which may also assist
us to know the value of learning =
"The Chinese booksellers have an odd
way of selling their volumes. They are dis
posed of not according to their value, at a
fixed price, but according to weight! If,
on weighing them, they are too light, the
seller coolly tears some leaves from another
book, throws them into the scale"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1856-12-25

A LARGE MAN.-The Vest 1rnncSSee
llhiy of a late date says:
On the Goth inst, as we were passing the
cabinet shop of our friend Sinclair, our at
tention was called to the putting together of
the largest coffin we ever saw. 1t measured
8! feet across the top; % inches deep, and
I feet long.
This coffin was for Mr.. Thomas G. McCar-
ter. But short time before his death he
was in town, and some of our citizens, curl
GUS to know his weight, pursuaded him to
be weighed. His weight was 527 lbs.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1856-12-25

THE LoRD's PRAYER.-How many mil
lions of times has that prayer been offered
by Christians of all denominations So wide,
indeed, is the sound thereof gone forth, that
daily, and almost without intcrmission, from
the ends of the earth, and afar off upon the
sea, it is ascending to heaven like incense
and a pure offering. Nor needs it the gift
of prophecy to foretell, that though 'heaven
and earth shall pass away, these words of our
blessed Lord shall not pass away till every
petition in it has been answered-till the
Kingdom of God shall come, and his will
be done on earth as it is in hcaven.--Kont-
g0mery.
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Amusrng Readmg~
q, WOULD THAT I'D BEEN BORN A BOY.

D WOULD THAT I'D BEEN BORN BOY
Oh! would that I'd been born boy,
How happy would be;
I'd be the envy Of the men,
The girls would worship me.
Pd wear very graceful hat,
Not stove-ppe affair;
And from beneath its brim should flow
Rich waves of dark brown hair.
wouldn't be fop you know,
For fops do despise;
But dress With style and taste enough
To please the ladies' eyes.
= whene'er felt in ''melting mood"
.. To Laura Kcene's I'd go;
For oh best thought of Liberty,
shouldn't need beau.
I'd have q night key-that would,
And I'd 60 out and in
Without dozen folks to ask
s"Fhy, Belle, where haze you been:'
. I wouldn't drink or chew, or swear;
wouldn't-yes l could,
I'd smoke cigars, provided
Could always get them good.
I'd have dozen pretty girls
For "cousins"-nothing more;
And then I'd have dear brunette,
A darling I'd adore.
A darling little black eyed-!ove,
A teasing hugging elf,
With yielding charms and round white arms
- A dear, just like myself.
I'd never SANDER woman, no.
"I'd never kiss and tell,
And there's some fellows in this town,
Oh! wouldn't thrash'em well
BELLE THORN.