Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1856-11-07
Erom the Humors of Faleonblldgs.
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used 10 like dogs puppy love that
got oFaxeig over, since once upon "a
une, when . Dutch Bother, in the city of
Charleston South Carolinas put an end
olmy poor Sue. 7the 7pretIiest and most
devoted female bull terrier specimeni of
the canine race you ever did see, i guess.
W Sue got into the wrong pew, one mor-
npgs tue cront-eating cordwainer and
she had g dispute he, the bullet headed
Oall Of wax ups with his revolver, and
Eas dog glessl q don't think dopsa 4ve-
y Profitable ihses tment, and every man
Eeak enough 70 keep dog in a city,
Oqght TO pay for the luxury handsomely.
ITO the city authorities. Some people
have great weakness for dogs. Some.
1 Apcy gentlemen seem to think it the ye-.
y yapexof highcoe lorumdum to have
he skeleton of q greyhound aud Highly
poiished COLLAR cliowing them through
crowded thorouga afares. Some young la
dies, especially those of doubtful ages,
delight IN caressing Jumps of white, cot:
tonslooking dampy dogs and toting them
around, 10 the disgust of the lookers-on
with all the fondness and blind infatu-
alton Of mamma with her first born,
bran new baby. Wherever you see any
quantity of white and black ioQfsEs-Phil-
adelphia, for instance. you'll sec RATS of
agty and Rretched looking ours. Boz
says poverty and oysters have great
atdnity;;in this country. for oysters read
ogs, Who'll has not, that ever travelled
wer this remarkable country. had occa-
toai TO he down on gdogss Who. that has
yeE Ian awake for hours at ( stretch,
tstehing TO a blasted cur, not worth to
ay 3ody the powder that would blow
Inn up-but has felt desire TO advocate
te dog,iaw, SO judietoasly practised in.
al Well.regulated cities Who that ever
hd q sneaking yillafnous cur to slip up.
blind and nip out a patch of your (roW-
srs. boot top aud calf-the size of an
ester, but has felt for the pistol. knife or
Cub. and sworn eternal ennity to the
UIole canine race Who that ever had
alfg dog Jump upon your Russia, ducks
AL patent leathers-iust as he had come
on sofea mud paddle, but has nearly for.
feed histitle TO Christianity, by cursing
Aud In his grief-like trooper? Well,
lave, for one Of a Thousand.
the faetof the business is, with pre-
ciTs few exceptions. dogs are anuissnce,.
.wttteyer COX Bill Porter the tSpirit,'
AM his thousand and one dog.fancying
and inquiring friends may think to the
coNrary and the man that will invest
ShI real dollars in q dog.skin. has got a
tent place In his head, not healedup as
II %ght 70 bes - ri ~
-, up t'other day, at the
II hse.s New York. 1 heard a good
IS hat will bear repeating, think.
I'm gent from the country, stops
tel Irving. wanted, u dog. a good
,dt prtichlar whether it was span.
oknd. pointer, English terrier or
tstill So a friend advised him
nsai'ertisement N in the Sun and
f,ths lines, which he did. res
: de qancy' to briug along the
III (rt otadoy 10 the Irving House,
IoehmbeF4
Advsiia ment appeared simultane.
uusl tile tsd papers on Saturday,
T.hele bdt " calls that dayi but on
Monl die iris having BEEN freely
tfnbitby is numerous readers on Sun.
day, tdes men zsre awake, and then
heggane sssas, rhesoecupans of.foom
numb. 4jhaA sssrcely got up, before a
serxaf nusared 9Th a man aud dog.
asRefe ST, adsertised for a'dog9?''
qlloih hvili lie hsinimal,
ssyas ths sspoase of the eoansry
~ ma who. 81 lht way, it must be
Ned w. rslhsf sssen as to the quail.
.u1ss d fancy, logs.
MI Of ado5So You call that?'
hand. tul4 4ooaea, sir g
.3p SAYS the country
tsu. M DON'T hook as
raeh Mod IN him He'd
na,ln't he mister, il Rewas
'oAses 0cow as "a hate1t'
n. A aoment. raths
a. A., NM Iho first looket
sS ,Seu V critic Gho
Ssnder. disgust say
Y, gtss md you eve