Lynchburg daily Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1852-1861, 1856-08-26

Enter. n tapper- la"kinE gth'ifN#H' WIN pm
ell and paper ia bi. baad. and nnimpudeni smile
on his face. addre.-es himself to solae old gen-
tlelnan. reading he y. \. Obsefrer: Il am
eerfninine the political sentiments Of the pa-seu-
ger. on The Pre-drneyla Old gent-'NcYcr
mind ne. 81; | am too old 10 get excited on f"-
l5iical Topic Bat Won hive Il preference.
sris Nery lkfly-hnt it is of M consequence
II any body but myself "Nell, sir. shall
put Won dayu for Ffemont" "Pnt me down for
FremonE mol by n hunderiHg sight. roafcd the
cid ern,leman. rising mad lifting his cane over
.Wopy-.. bcad don't Won do that, nr I'll
break every bone IN your body" A coat tail was
seen goug rapidly out Of the car door. amid the
shouts of the passengers. That ballot has not
been Published.
Tur Co1iossu5 OF THE AbyERrIsrNG WORLD
~ THE Pass ANp TIE PEoPLE.-lt l. estimated
that the entire newspaper press # the world
rrnche. about two bundled millions Of its inhab
ilnnl-, aud H. the ad, crii-ing system of Profess
or Holloway covers The whole Of this extensive
medium for tho communication of intelligence,
we may -afrly presume that one fourth of the
ndalt population of the globe are familiar with
the properties of his medicines. The annual
cost Of maintaining nm unlntefnltted intercourse
with 50 large IA portion oi mankind though the
agency If the press, Is necessarily enormous;
aud we can state from the data laid before
that II equals the combined revenues Of two first
class Stntes Of the Union. From these facts
snmo idea may be formed of the consumption Of
bis remedies Wherever they become known by
advertisement, aud thus obinin trial II demand
for them j. created Which soon produces i'm
mcnse returns, thus Attending new capital for
their further diffusion. In this way. with 81
gnntic strides these grand specifies are traversz
ing every region of the earth raising thousands
of hopeless sufferers from their sick beds, curing
disease in all It's terrible forms. strengthening the
wcnk, relieving agony and inlusing new life and
vigor into multiudcs of decrepit human beings,
bo Ncd down with dependency and The
wonderful progress ofthese medi cines has been
without check from their introduction to the
present day o. the millions to whom they have
been administered not one has questioned ihrir
efficacy. They stand unimpeached before the
world. The feeble opposition raised Against
them in some quarters by professional envy and
sclii-lmcss, has been borne. down by the over
whelming weight of public opinion and they
have passed over all impedmcnts alike into the
palace, the private mansion, the hospital, aud
the dispensary. Tho bnckwoodsman and the
busy citizen, the farmer, the traveller, the sailor,
the soldier, in short, the representatives of eve.
ny cass-inyalids of both sexes aud of all ages
rcgnrd IlofLowAY's Pulls AND OINTMENT Us the
most eliable of all medicines III every stage OF
disease. a popularity So universal, n faith
firm and undoubting, can only be founded on IA
veritable basis, aud this popularity and faith, be
it remembered, have been extending with marvel
Gus rapidity for more than twenty years Gin
ciaaati Daity Coiumbian.
I'VE CAN Do OUR Own KISSING" Not thou
sand miles from this village lives exacting
Iandholder. He makes his tenants "come on
time" on tho day the rents becomes due, and will
only relax his stern decress when handsome
woman is in question. Not long since he called
E. t. IF tby H.,
the way, re joiees in the possession of pretty
lite wife. Tho husband was not at homo when
Shylock called, aud he was enchanted with the
pretty little wife of the tenant. She could not
Iiqudate the amount due; but the landlord brcom
ing really enn,nored, told her he would give her
II receiptin full for just one kiss.
said she. boiling with Indignation, my self
aud husband are very poor perhaps we cannot
pay our rent; but | tell you, we'ro not poor
but TINT can do our own kissing"
Amt that glorious consolation for poor folks.
The hardened creditor may take all their property
but he can't deprive thom ofthe privileges of ks.
ing. Eimira Gazette
CouNrERrEIr BANK BuLs.-Five dollar coan-
felt bills of the Northwestern Bank of Virginia
payable at the Jeilrrsonvlle branch, are in cir
collation. in Washington aud Baltimore. The plate
from which they printed is sad to be fac
snile of the genuine. though the bills are some
what blurred and the printing imperfect
In the genuine uote the word " Jefferson
VILE is written and in the counterfeit IT is prin
ted, by which they may mt once be detected. The
following described counterfes are also out:
sos ON the Bank of Newark Delaware, altered
from ls-vignette, horseman viewing harvest
scene.
Is ON the Mechanics Bank. pitsburg, Pa
vignetts, female, harp, globe. g.. Washington
and horse on night cnd-nnt like genuine.