The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1856-06-28
PILLS

OPERATE by their powerful influence on the
" internal yiscera to purify the blood and stimu-
late it into healthy action. They remove the
distractions of the stomach. bowels liver, and other
organs of the BODY. and. bv restoring their irregular
action to health. correct wherever they exist. such
arrangements as are the first causes of disease.
An extensive trial of their virtues. by Professors,
PHYSICIANS. and Patients. has shown cures of dam
gcrous diseases almost beyond belief. were They not
substantiatcd by persons of such exalted position
and character as forbid the suspicion of untruth.
Their certificates are published III my American
Almanac. which the Agents below named are
pleased to furnish free to all inquirins.
Annexed we -iNc directions for their use IN the
complaints which they haze been found to cure.
FoW CosTivESES>.- Take one or two Pills. or
such quantity as to gently move the bowels. Cos
.ivcness is frequently the agCrayatIng cause OF
Piles and the cure of one complaint Is the cure
of both No person can feel well while under
coStive habit of body. Hence it should be, as it
can be. promptly relieved.
For DYSPEPSIA. which is sometimes the cause
Of Costiyencss. and always uncomfortable. take mild
doses from to four to stimulate the stomach
and liver into healthy action They will do it, and
the heartburn, JodY6,un, and soufb1rn of dyspepsia
will rapidly disappear. When it has gone. don't
forget what cured YOU.
For ForL STOMACH. or Morbid Tnaction of the
Bowels, which produces general depression OF the
spirits and bad health take from four to eight Fills
at first and smaller doses afterwards, until activity
and strength is restored to the system.
FoR NERVOUSNESS. SICK HEADACHE. NAUSEA.
Pain IN the Stomach Back or Side. take from fcur
to eight pills on going to bed. If they do not oper-
ate sufficiently. take more the next day until they
do. These complaints will be swept out from the
system. Don't wear these and their kindred dis
orders because your stomach Is foul.
For SCRoFrLA. ERy>IPELAs. and all Diseases
If the Ssn take the Pills freely and frequently, to
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all, soon b, Gin to diminish and disappear. Many
dreadful ulcers and sores have been healed up by
the purging and purifying effect Of these Pills. and
some disgusting diseases which seemed to Saturate
the whole system have completely yielded to then
influence leaving the sufferer in perfect health
Patients, your duty to society forbids that You
should parade yourself around the world covered
with pimpes. botchcs. ulcers, Sores and all or any
of the unccan diseases of the skin, because your
system wants cleansing.
! To PURIFY THE BLOOM. they are the best medi
cine ever discovered They should be taken freely
and frequently. and the impurities which sow the
seeds of ncurabe diseases will he swept out Of the
system like chatf before the wind By this property
they do much good in preventing sickness as by
the remarkable cures which they are making every
where.
LIVER COMPLAINT, 4ArNDICE, and all Bilious
affections arise from some arrangement either
torpidity. congestion. distractions of the Liver
Torpidtv and congestion ytiate the bile and render
it unfit for digestion. This is disastrous to the
health, and the constitution is frequently under
mined bv no other cause. Indigestion is the symp-
tom. Obstruction Of the duct which empties the
bile into the stomach causes the bile to overflow
into the blood. This produces Jaundice, with a
long and dangerous train of evils COstveness on
alternately costivcness and diarrhGa, prevails
Feverish symptoms, languor. low spirits WEAKNESS
restlessness, and melancholy, with sometimes IN
ability to sleep, and sometimes great drowslness'
sometimes there is pain in the side; the skh
and the white of the ewes become greenish yellow.
the stomach acid: the bowels sore to the touch
the whole system irritable. with tendency to ie'u'
which may turn to bilious fever, bilious colo. bilious
diarrhPa, dysentery, &c. medium dose OF tni'.
or four Pills taken at night. followed by two u
three in the morning. and repeated few DAYS VIZ,
remove the of all these troubles rs "icAS :.
to suffer such pains when you can cure them ioi I"
, cents.
RHEUMATISM, Corr, and al Infammdtory re
rers are rapidly cured by the purifying effects q
, these Pills upon the blood and the stimulus "illn
they afford to the vital principle of Life. r% ..
these and all kindred complaints they should .
taken in mild doses, to the bowels gently! w.
freely.
As DINNER Pill, this is both agreeable ~
useful No Pill can be made more pleasant to 'AA.'
and certainly none has been made more effsefuai ~
the purpose for which dinner pill is employees
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