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Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1856-01-31
FALL & WINTER DRY GOODS.

TAYLOR e. HUTCHINSON are now re-
Il ceiving a very large and well selected stock
of Fancy and Staple Dry Goods, all
of which have been selected with much care, as
regards quality, and will be disposed of upon the
most accommodating terms. We name in part
the following articles. Wis:
10 pieces blk Gro de Rhine Silks very rich lustre
80 rich plaid and striped do
Is plain do very cheap
10 Brocade do
10 rich Paris painted Mouslanes
80 " figured do
10 = plaid do
10 all wool do plain colors
Lupins Black do very superior
black Manta Silk Velvets
Lyons " super do
20 j." black Alpaca and Canton Cloths
10 Bombazine and Talmese DO
200 New style Prints
40 " Ginghams
SO " i" Bonnet Ribbons
20 Plain French Merinoes, all colors
Blue, pink, cherry, buff and gray Sackng Flannels
French worked Collars in every variety
Cambria, Swiss and and Dimity Bands
Thread, Bobbn, Swiss, Cambria & Lisle Edging
Green, blue and brown Berage and Tissue
Cambria, Swiss and Plaid Muslins
Silk Frnges and Trimmings
Kid, Silk and Beaver Gloves
Ladies black and cololed Cloaking Cloths in great
variety
$50 pieces rich Stella, Procha Cashmere, and Plaid
Shawls, Tamas, Cloaks, &c &c.
For Gentlemen.
Black and brown French Cloths
Black and Fancy Cassimeres
Silk, Satin and Velvet Vestings
Black and Fancy Cravats; Silk Scarfs
Silk and Linen Handkerchlefs
Kid, Buck, Silk and Berlin Gloves
Silk and Bingham Umbrellas; Collars, Stocks. &c
For Farmers and Planters.
so pieces ga and Ga FulIed Cloths
30 Plaid Linseys; 20 pieces blue Domestic
200 prs Servants Blankets; SO prs red Blankets
Ginghams, Apron Checks, blue Denims
Mariners Shifting, &c. &c.
For Housekeepers.
1914, ia, 1874, bleached Sheetings
IA, 90, Sd Pillow Case Cotton
200 pieces beached Long Cloth
Ga, Sd, lO-4 Damask Table Linen
a. TO- IL. 1874 &" g Cloths
Is pieces best Irish Linens
Russia and Bird Eye Diaper
Linen and Huckaback Towelling
sO nieces white red and yellow Flannels
Welsh and Shaker Flannel of superior quality
Curtain Muslins, Damask Moreens
Casbmeretts. Piano and Table Covers
IS pieces Brussels, Three-ply & Ingram CarPetlng
Is I'd quality DO 20
IS d" Cotton List and Hemp do do
20 a., "a, s-4, 1874. Floor Oil Cloths
SO, ga, "A Venetian Carpeting
Table and Stair Oil Cloths
I2 and 1874 Floor Druggetts, &C., &c.
Together with all the small wares usually Kept
in our line. Our friends and dealers generally are
solicited to call and examine our stock before max
ing their purchases. ,ea,
TAYLOR & HUTCHINSON.
Alexandria Oct d. 1855.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1856-01-31
JOHN @. ALVEY

WOULD most respectfully call the attention OF
w his country friends TO the above advertise
ment and socits call from them before purchas-
ing elsewhere, feeling assured that they can he
accommodated in every article of DRY GOODS,
that they may want, on the very best terms
Alexandria, Va. Oct. Is, 1855.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1856-01-31
CONFECTIONERY.

TINE undersigned respectfully informs his friends
Il and the public generally that he has COM
menced the above business, and intends keeping
constantly on hand general assortment OF
CANDY ALMoNEs,
KISSES WALNUTs,
RAsINs, ORANGES,
FIGS LEMONS,
PRUENs. Cocoa NUTs,.
DATES, CAKES, &c.
Also, will keep constantly on hand general as
sortment of SEGARS-all of which he will sell as
cheap as they can be purchased elsewhere, and re-
specially solicits share of public patronage.
CAKES of any description baked to order.
Terms cash, or short credit to punctuai Gus
TONER'S JAMES Fl. NORRIS.
Port Tobacco, April 10, 1855
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1856-01-31
Ct

MISS NJ. A. BURROUGHS,
FASHIO.N.A BILE MIL .NER,
HAS just returned from Baltimore with her
Ill full supply of
Fall and Winter Millinery,
OF THE VERY LATEST STYLE,
to which she calls the attention of the Ladies gen.
orally. Thankful for the liberal patronage ex-
tended TO her the past season, she asks contnu-
ance Of the same, pledging herself to use every
effort to please those who may favor her with
their patronage. Her prices are moderate TO suit
the times.
IIStore Room at J. III. NORRIS corner house
next door to Mr.. MIDDLETON Hotel. Port To-
baccO oct ii
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1856-01-31

irish LINEN-Richardson sup'r Irish Linen;
i Barclays do, together with several other supe-
ror makes-also striped Irish Linen. These goods
are warranted to be what they are represented and
NIL, he sold low by WIN BOSWELL.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1856-01-31

CLOVES AND HOSERY-Lades' kid bea-
VI yer and silk Gloves; Gents kid, buck and ber-
lin Gloves; Ladies lambs wool. thibet and alpaca
Hose; chiIdrens ditto. For sale by
nov WIN BOSWELL.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1856-01-31

~ROCERIEs and LIQUORS.-We have just
u received good supply of fresh Groceries
sur,rc Coffees. Teas, Chocolate, Flour, Crackers,
&c. Also, some choice and common Liquors:
For sale by s. NJ. PADGETT co.
sp.6
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1856-01-31
CARRIAGES! CARRIAGESM
ROBERT J. EDELEN,

u |HA@A@A~1S5
ID ESPECTFULLY informs the public that he
III has on hand an assortment of Carriages of his
own make and the very best finish and quality,
which he will sell low for cash. approved paper.
R. J. E. will execute all orders in the best manner
and at satisfactory prices. Repairing executed
with neatness and dispatch, and warranted to please.
Those in want of Vehicles of any kind are solicited
to give him call, as having had over twenty years
experience in the above business he is confident of
his ability to give entire satisfaction in the execu-
ton of orders.
Alexandra, Va. May 81, ls55-6m"
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1856-01-31

Locks and Latches, min
III eral and brass knob; Stock Locks from to
- inch; Pad and Screw Locks; Chisels, Augers.
Hand Saws, Hatchets, Spades, Shovels and Forks,
Wedding Hoes Ncs 9, 8, 4 and 5; Planes, Brads,
Hinges, sc. For sale by
an &c WIN BOSWELL
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1856-01-31
BOARDING..

only few doors from the Avenue. Tins Sltu1-
ton is near the National Hotel and convenient to
transient customers. Mrs. NJ. will pay every at,
tenton to the comfort and convenience of her
guests. au l6-2m.
CARPETINGS & OIL CLOTHS-Just re-
~ ceived from the Agents in New York, a beau
tiful assortment of English Velvet Tapestry and
Brussels CARPETING:
Also, direct from the manufacturers, three ply
and double Ingram do
Twilled and plain Venitian Gall widths,) do
English and American Floor Oil Cloth, all widths
Table an. Stair do do
AS the Goods have been purchased from first
hands, we feel warranted in stating that can
and will sell them as low as they can be bought of
any other house in the country.
G. K. WILMER, BROS. & co.
Alexandria, Oct IL 1855.
DOMESTICS- Kentucky fax Linen, No
- Burlapse; Heavy TwilIs. white and colored
3-4, 7-s and "A brown Cotton
Pententary Plaid and Stripe
Striped Cotton Osnabergs
Ginghams bleached Cottons, &c.
ap26 For sale by VIM BOSWELL.
CADDLERY.-Justr received lot ofsuperior
= Saddles, Whips, riding and carriage Brides,
Heads and Rims, Martipgales, Stirrup feathers,
cotton and worsted Girths and Sursingles, horse
and mule Collars, Blind Brides, Haters, Plough
Hames and Plough Bits. For sale by
oct 90 DAY & PADGETT.
II AIDES DRESS GOODS-New styles Be-
IL RACES, Berage Delanes and Challles
Black Apaccas and Bombaznes
Black Berages and Deains
Gingharns Prints and Lawn
Swiss Muslin-pain, dotted, check & striped
Black Italian Gro De Rhines
ape For sale by VIM BOSWELL.
CUNS AND SPORTING APPARATUS
VI Very superior double Guns; Game Bags Shot
Pouches; Oregon Shot Belts; Dixons Patent Safe
~ Powder Flasks; Eley's and Baldwin's Wads;
Eley's and Walkers Caps; Gun Washers and Scra-
pers; Tube Wrenches and Screw Drivers; Gun
Tubes assorted sizes. For sale by
nov VIM. BOSWELL.
nLOWS & CASTINGS-We would call the
i attention Of Farmers to our large stock Of
Stocked Flows and Castings consisting Of
Minor & Horton Flows, Nos l9 & l9 10
Sinclair & Moore do Nos & 9
Davis do Nos $50
Hillside Plows-together with a general as
sortment of Mould Boards Points, Heels and
Screws, all Of which will be sold as low as they
can be purchased in the county or out oft.
feb II DAY & PADGETT
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1856-01-31
]. H. DURBoRo.

Cure Dyspepsia, Piles, &c.
R1NGGoLD, Washington Co., April Is, 1854
MEssRs. MORTIMER & MowBRAY:
Dear Sirs: / was induced, by friend of mine,
to try Hampton's Vegetable Tincure for Dyspep-
STA, with which am afflicted in its most aggravated
and distressing form. purchased and used one
bottle, and it entirely cured me. l have induced
others to try it, most of whom, if not all, speak
highly of it; and would say to those Who have
Dyspepsia, if they will use Hampton's Vegetable
Tincture, it will certainly cure them.
Yours, with great respect,
H. NEWCOMER.
R1NGGoLD, Md, June ID, 1854,
MEssRs. MORTIMER & MowBRAY:
Gents have been afflicted with the Piles for
some years. and could get nothing to help me, un-
til friend advised me to try Hampton's Vegetable
Tincture. purchased two bottles, and before l
had used them both was entirely cured of this
most troublesome disease. All who plagued
with the Piles would do we'll to give the Tincture
a trial. Yours, most respectfully,
Jso. MENrzER.
Unsolicited Testimony Great cure Of
Rheumatism.
R1NGGoID, April 18th, 1854.
MEssRs. MORTIMER & MowBRAY:
Dear Sirs-I have suffered with pain in my side
and back and under my shoulder blade for the last
six years. tried nearly all kinds of medicine, but
derived no benefit. After received the first lot Of
Hampton's Vegetable Tincture from you, thought
would try what virtue there was in it. l did so
and in few weeks felt like was new man.
1t has cured me. am now free from pain my
complexion is fine: formerly it was salow. have
good appetite and can eat what please without
Inconvenience. l have suffered so long and sc
much for what now enjoy, that would advise the
afflicted to give this Tincture of DR.. Hamptons a
fair trial. Yours, respectfully,
s. MENTZER.
R1NGGoLn, Washington Co., April, II, 1854
MEssRs. MORTIMER & MoBRAr:
1t is duty owe to myself and the public to
speak in commentator of Hampton's Tincture.-
For five years l was afflicted with infammatory
rheumatism in its severest form, unable to do any
work or to rest day or night.
Having heard of your valuable medicine, Sent
for one bottle after the using of which found
prompt relief, and on using three bottles more was
surprised to find myself entirely cured. do take
great pleasure in recommending Hamptons Tine
ture to the afflicted as certain and permanent
remedy. Yours respectfully, j. Hess.
Sold by VIM. FERGUSON and VIM. BOSWELL
Port Tobacco; VIM. N. BEAN, Bryantown; GEO
H. SIMPSON, New Port !; TENNIsoN, DoNNELLY &
LLOYD, Aliens Fresh; H. BoRouGHs, Chaptico
and by storekeepers and dealers generally, who will
supply Pamphlets with certificates of cures gratis.
dec 7-ly.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1856-01-31

i ceiving very large and well selected stock
of Fancy and Staple Dry Goods, all
of which have been selected with much care as
regards quality, and will be disposed of upon the
most accommodating terms We name in part
the following articles. viz.
La -: L
Marshall County Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1855-1859, 1856-07-24
From Dal.ou's Pictorial.
THE HOLE IN THE FLOOR.
DY MRS. ". Z. RODIS son.

The life-object Of Seth Grovnor and Su-
san, his wife, was to amass property. Ii hal
been their aim since the commencement
of their welded existence, which now
counted fifteen years, and was sill cherish
ed as the dearest wish Of their hearts. No
change was made except i. would has zen
the desired consummation of this long nur-
tured hope: no outlay was ventured upon
unless it promised assistance in the hoard
ing Of money. Not days respite had
the one from unceasirg application to bust
ness, not an hour passed that the other
was not planning some new way to save
dollar, and Gems In such an atmosphere
of eager graspiog for property, i woulI be
strange had their children escaped the in
fiction. Their little faces Frightened at
the sight OF penny. not that it would
procure sweetmeats, but because it would
add another to their store Of coins; and the
small hand grasped i. with as instructive
and keen pleasure as an aged miser
clutches his gold. The oft-repeated pa
rental injunction. "a penny saved is a
penny earned" fell upon childish ears,
but childish wisdom applied the max
i'm; the confectioner and fruit vender
were rarely called upon by the young
Grovnors, the seel was taking root
Mr.. and Mrs. Grovnor bad po.hiag to
give away. Poverty. in the form of rag
ged mendicant. was rudely repulSed; mis-
fortune, in the garb Of despondency. met
with rebake instead of sympathy; sorrow;
in the persons of mourning widows and
fatherless children, vainly sought words Of
consolation and a helping hand; the kindly
voice Of pity, and the whisperings Of char
ity, were unheard by ears inaccessible save
to the hints of frugalIty, the suggestions OF
economy, or the promptings Of prudence
Ah, little do the unfortunate gain from
those making haste to be rich!
'cauihS, the cheapest OIL all luxuries,
Mr.. Grovnor thought too expensive to be
encouraged. Books cost money, and news
papers couldn't be had for nothing, even
If there wasn't any postage on them
When he was rich, he would have libra
ry worth showing. His wife had no social
intercourse with her friends and neighbors;
visits took time, and if she attended par-
ties, she would be expected to give them
That would not do, so she remained at
home, mind and body absorbed in the one
paramount idea. Did either feel linger-
ing desire to listen to the notes of some
lauded s'ger. or the eloquence of dis
t'ngu'sed lecturer, the price Of tickets of
admission softencd disappointment. and
Marshall County Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1855-1859, 1856-07-24
TIE NEGLIGENT:
Or, the Duty of Keeping Engagements.
How FEW MEN KEEP THEIR PROMISES!'

The pains and penal,ies of neglect OF
negll 5ence, are far more serious than the
thoughtless are apt to imagine. Even the
individual who Is careless in trltles, will
discover, sooner or la;er, that he has seri-
ously inquired his position aud DANA sel
his character. Nevertheless, there are
many persons who are nabitualiy negli gent,
who disregard engagements OF every des
cription. who tril!e with their friends and
business, and who thus ruin themselves,
they scarcely k low how or why. The in
dvIiual for example, who pays but lite
attention To his Engagements, who makes
them freely and frequently, and neglects
them withoui thought or consider.ti IN
will discover in the end, that he is not con
slIereI reliable. ana that hence, no one who
really knows him. will make an engage.
ment with him. With men of business,
lideli.y aud punciuai.y are of the highest
importance. If they promise 10 attend a
certain place at a certaln hour, they should
repair To The spot promptly, or if unable To
do So. they should inform the party in time
To prevent disappointment and unnecessary
t"ouble. lfagain, they obtain loan at il
moment of extremity and as favor, they
should tax all their energies to repay it AT
the desi snated moment, and thus not only
make good the contract, but inspire ccnh-
dence for the future. Ii neglect take place
in either case. wilfulIy or carelessly. dis
trust is apt to be excited, and a doubt to
occur as to the original intention, and thus
the character will sustain injury
There is no more equivocal Indication Of
a gentleman. than the fidelity with which
he keeps his engagements. The mind.
properly constituted, will suffer great in
convenience in order to vindicate prom
lse. and thus uphold principle But there
are thousands among the negligent, who
forget or viola.e the little prophecies of lie,
hundreds who make engagements at all
Marshall County Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1855-1859, 1856-07-24
ACTION.
By MISS 5. Il. CHAPLIN.

AcrIoS is the & eat objec- OF If. bu; W,
are To acI for ri IN aai noble purposes,
act with lof Y aims, a.. f,r fu.ure ages. nc
So tha, we may live ai,cr this flee ing tar
Sient lie is done, act SD thai our very
names may have an incalculab!e Influence
on genera ions vet unb,rn Mn was no
made to live a lif. of pleasure an | Incidence
bu, he was NAL lie To labor INCREASINGLY. Ills
sphere is Sorll vile, bounJless sphe G.
1t extends from the broad Pacific 10 the los
sing A lan;c; from the frozen regions ol
the North. to the drearer ones of the South.
Ac,ion! what mighty achievements, whal
deeds of immense labor has it performed!
We have only to look at our own happy
land to see an example Of one of lis proud
triumphs.
IT'S but few years since lone pilgrim
band came to our shores and built them
selves a home in the wild solitudcs of tic
Western world; but a few years since the
stariling war-whoop echoed through unbro-
ken forests, aud the rude wigwam Of the
red man stood alone in the Wilderness
Now, a population of millions occupy It's
beau iful valleys, hills. and prailies. Queen
like Giles have taken the place of uncouth
vill"ges Of the savage, and lis towering
trees have fallen before the invincible pow
Marshall County Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1855-1859, 1856-07-24
MY BOY.

How could tread that hallowed plain,
Where God, and Christ, and Angels are;
Or how could Heaven TO ne be gain,
Unless the lad were with me there?
If not, in death would have staid
Within the shroud which dead men wear,
Or living, seek the willows shade.
And hang ny harp forever there.
OF what avail the yictor's crown?
Or the bright robes which angels wear1
Unless the lad be all my OWL
With me the bliss of Heaven to share?
How could Join that wondrous throng,
Mid FURNISHED crowns ana burning thrones,
And know his voice shall but prolong
Hell's dolorcus, deep aud dreadful groans2
Is Cog and Magog warrcd of old,
And from the place in wrath was driven;
SO would I storm its mighteSt hold,
And wars loud Clarion blow in Heaven.
Idjoin some rebel angel thronr,
And power Omn;potcnt defy:
The Shout Of war should he my song.
To sound rebellion through the sky.
I'd tear that robe in every fold,
And count the rags as worthless clay;
"a scorn the brightest crown of gold,
And throw the paltry thing away.
Far down through space, where satan fell,
On strong immortal wings I'd fv,
And share the deepest. darkest hell,
Or bring the lad with me on high.
Yes, dearest boy, thy every woe
On earth. It's given me to share;
May Coli 10 other world bestow,
Unless that boon be granted there
Suck any reques'-,et Heaven record,
And angels the bright record keep.
And Cod to me nlught else afford,
Save worms AMI shrouds, and deaths CO
sleep.
Marshall County Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1855-1859, 1856-07-24

He tried in vain to make the acquaintance
of the children, But parental oversight pre-
vented the object in view. 1t was recol-
lected that they. with certain class desig-
mated "fools, were said to "tell he TRUTH"
and that. in this instance, was not to be
spoken.
Uncle AbePs sight was impaired, but he
was not so blind that he could not detect
dissatisfaction, though in a measure cloak.
ed. His tarry was short at the Grovnol
mansion; in week he took leave Of his
nephew and niece. t. their unbounded sat.
istac ion.
eve have done we'll" they said, "tc
get rid of him so easily. He might have
staid a month"; And Uncle Abel was
forgotten in the great struggle to make g
torture.
One year afterward, they heard of HI:
decease by means Of the following signif
cant letter which was found among his
private papers, and forwarded after his
death.
"NEPnEw AND NIEcE:--Wlen q child
less old man crosses Your threshold, yearn-
Ing for love and sympathy, and that care
which youth should voluntarily accord tc
old age. tres.t lin not coldly. begrudge him
not the fool he eats. the fire that warns
him, nor the light that enables him TO be.
guile a lonely midnight hour And. more
over, do not forget the hole in the floor
That this advice may benefit you, is lLe
wish of your UScLE ABEL"
"The hole in the floor" What did l
mean? Light slowly began to creep in
10 the bewildered b. aims Of Mr.. and Mrs
Grovnor, revealing startling truth in ev
cry line of the singular epistie before them
They looked at each other in blank dismay
in the consciousness that their hvpocris,
and litlleness had been exposed. A plac,
had been cut in the floor f9r The admission
of a pipe from the stove in the room below
Being early in the season, this pipe hat
not been adjusted for the winter, and tn.
space was consequently open. Uncle Abe
occupied that chamber, and had no dill
Guilty in overheariny every word that ha(
been uttered beneath by Mr.. Seth and Mrs
Susan. The hole in the floor had betraye,
theml How unfortunate that they shoult
have forgotten i. TIE secret Of his shor
visit was understood. Both were muci
discomposed that their petty meanness ha,
been brought to light, but were consoled b.
reflcc.ing that nothing an.agonislic to thei
interest would come of it. But. ALI, a gIea
many improbable things transpire in TIL
world. Who would have imagined tha
Uncle Abel was worth his thousands?-
Who would have supposed that he was il
the possession Of y fortune called by tn
lni a;ed, "inlependenl?:" The "assumin.
old fox had shown his cunning. Sell
and Susan had oyerrcached themselves. l.
striving to save penny, they had los,
great many pounds. They We're Uncl
Ahel's only surviving relatives, and he ha,
intended making them his heirs. Blu,
alas, The hole in tie hoor.-it had willie;
his money to charitable institution, Be
queathng them only the knowledge Of jhci
parsimony and ESTABLISHMENT! Irretriev
able mi.ahe--irreparable error! The i'm
por;ant object Of their lives defeated by
hole IN The floor, when just on the verge o
reaiiza ion.
Marshall County Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1855-1859, 1856-07-24
Busipa5s Before Pleasure.

a cp.!espJalcnt II The NV - lea IS
Della. who wri IS ua le- Inc c.. .i,m.l ii
'Ka,e, se;o I'll ,ie .oi!,ning sd one:
Why, yoL Soc, when nay maA c..ae 4.
csar,il M. IN Ia th,. ieas- siuu-. "a WA.
he Was fer
Jobic came 10 our house one nigh :.
dark, AM rappsl a the dor. aai / ou
come in liz opc.iel the dos. aaI he
WAS Joti., sAij. come il anI .aac
cheer
No. says he. 'Lizzie. I've come Al
argant. AMI a.Icrs dew my arran > fast
'But you'd beer come il aIi ale a
cheer Mr. W
No; cant til I've done m arran.-
the fac. is Lizzie, I've com, ol Is ere
cour Ia business. My ~;.cs been deal
these three weeks, and cVeiy.Li x i, .oi !.
wong. Now ii Your anind 10 la,e nie IA
take care OF my Children. AL my uil,s.
tell me and III come i All take u cheer,
if not I'll set some else tu'
Why was skecrei. sal ii va come
on Ills ele ccuilin' business, cone ia:
mus think OF i. a Ii de-
No, cant Ill know Tha 5 m> AZ
rant, and can't Sc; dowa ill my arrtA,'s
done
1 should like to think on. day or
twa.
No YOU neeln'j Lizzie
We'll. Jobie if | mus must, 50 here's
to you then
So Mr. w then came ia thea he wen.
after the Squire Justice Of he Peace
AMI he married Us ish, OF and we.l homo
with Jobie HAT very nigh Tell v wha-
i is. these lon scour.ils' don'- am ,un;' Ia
anything. Ji5- as well doi up ina hurry.
Ex-l- takes four thiA,s 20 iAake Il <. n
tleman:
LIST. You must be 4 gentleman il your
principles.
81. You mus, be a gcnflenan in your
manners.
81. You must be a gentleman in ycur
tastes. and
4.h. y gentleman in yoar person.
ORIENTAL Wu-As a woman was walk
ins. 4 man looked at her, and followed
her
Why" sail she, why do YOU follow
me-"
Because ! have fallen in love with
you"
"Why so? Ny sis:er who is coming az
tor me. is much handsomer than I--so
make love TO her.
Tho man turned his back aud saw n
woman with an ugly face, aal being really
displeased, returned and said:
"Why did you tell me s.ory?"
The woman answered:
"Nei.her did you tell the truth, for ifyou
were in love with me, why did you hook fx
ano her woman"