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Il am digging for money
The news 1sa--Iae iiisrs esliectsd.
fWesre sold you are dizging for neney =
ssWsll, 4 siut digging for anything slss =
Have yea any lax y
sFirn rata luck pays well-you had bet
Co take held
All asfsd thsir csats. aud laid hold most
yigorousiy for time After throwing cut
aems cart leads, The question arose
When did you get any money lastf
Saturday night last
sWhy hov mach did you get
-Four dollars aud a half'
away, that's rather ANAL ~
'Its pretty vsll--six shilliuss . day 10
che regular price for digging cellars all over
che town.
The spades dropped and IN. iOafsrs van.
A CHnD's As,wER "A father once said
plsyfally 10 bis little dsnshter, child about
6gs pears old.
Mary you ere not good for snytLipg'
ayes am dear father" replied she, look.
ing thoush,fuliy and tsnderly into bis face
why, What are you for-pray tell us, my
dart
,,ian goofio isrs yos father replied she
~ the Same tins throwing her tiny arms
around his psek, and giving hin kiSS Of W.
ustssable affection.
Blessed child, may your life ever be an
expression Of that early felt instinct Of leve.
The highest coed you or apy other mortal
IAN possibly confer is 10 live in the full ex.
srciss Of affection. -LaaKs' Christian A.
Hsai.
GEsEneUs--A writer in the Burlineton
Ssatinei says that in one Of the back town,
ofH neighbOring S,ate, where IL is the Gus
zen for The district school teacher 10 board
road, the following iucideut occurred, and
Is ysuehsd for by high authority
A year or two ago, an allotment being
made IN the usual manner for the bensf, Of
che sehoolmistress, il happened that the
proportion Of one man was just two days and
halE
The ssaehsr sal down 20 dinner on the
sAird day aRd was begiasing 70 eat, when
che man Of the house addressed her n fol.
lewE
MADAM, suppose your boarding time il
cut when yoh have satehhalf a dinner, but a.
dsn't want 10 DO mean, you may cat, IL
yea choose, about rs much as usual
-'HgAps IRA tall. raw. bone rsc,u;,
Vas put On drill by little cock sparrow Of
60 oSice7; 90 every order was given 10 him
he Wsuld look down TO see bis commander.
and vas aS efLen dmohished to hold I'D Lis
bad
Repeated slmonitious Of this hind q.
length had the effect 20 induce the recrui,
20 raise his head. at least 60 level with the
setting sun, and the oiiesr ordered him TO
keep il there
What, always" was the INJURY
yes. alEsys' was the stern rrrly
Then COCA i.ys, .5i'saSls, slGi asysI
see yoiI, again =
"A lady who made pretenlions to the
most rsaned feelings, went TO her hatcher 10
RehSnsitais With him on bis cruel pras
taesa
'HsW can you be 80 blrbarous. sad she
'as 70 put little innocent !aab. TO deathP
WHY, madam, .aii the hatcher 700 sure.
" Eouldn'I eat them alive, would youP
"Russcl, What IN the world put natri.
nony into your bead Wen, the fact IT, 10,
! vas getting short Of shirts
TaevsHTs ~ TnfSK Auorr Our very
sAaHSeT 10 thing Of importance A kind
10 Is Stteu more sgresAse than a rough YEA
All is but lip wisdom tLat wants expert.
enes.
Tinsisliks verb that can only be Of use
II th0 present teneo
PoLTEsEss - Politeusss. saws Prssidspt
WiaherSpoon. IL real lifdHefi kIHafy eYpy,r.
ss4 : 80 sdairablO dsaaiiisn. end - brief
shat al msy easily rcmcmt-r H. This the
sun aud substsuse Of irgs politeness Pat
u IN practice, std all will be charmed With
year mAuHsrs
@Au acute angle-an Angli that sna
biss ysu 70 cross street so IS rot 20 Tua
against = ersdutr
An stranger 10 a str'ngs place ,aiia
slsfEyAAn On snisting yF.siinE oiiss Ahd
ysa usb Be strsng gee 20 better lace. rspH
sstyPs " you Dc Rot practice closer vhss
iva preseh.
itis singular fss, tbstno natter bsvsr.
sslispt tbe streets % Paris are, tLsss uks
sgaFsl 10 them are sure 10 rus 4,
@WhT is bsW legged msn Rtsahol.
Msy doun Seatbf Ani Because Yea SEQ
the kass sro'ei oHi lnsgroe. ou')
RFwby !, ,hs letter L tie Caves, in ,b,
alshabsu Bsosuss IL isslusys 10 fen
ESIL'Paris ladies west dasssrs Al th.ir
Eirtlss In Amsriea they wear ,lsa 10
'thsR syss
Es~Ihs spsaksr who took tbs f5sE
has hsan afrsatod f5r usslVg Iambsr
ErThs Yankse has been siyIsi % eel
developed intsrrogalion raiat
LIZ reason 20 before ,ut,rsriYs .sd
ssesssl before every sciisn
- 49, naws---Tf.as I. $500 a.
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