The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1856-11-18
Michigan Salt River Transaction Co.'s Adver.
tisoment.


| To the Buccaneer ofthe Thirteen Tree States
which have borne the Eagles of Freedom
in Triumph IN the late Election, in gen.
eraL aud the "Glorious Democracy" Of
Michigan an particular.
To accommodate the imm ense crowd Of
"Delnocrats" whose course les toward the
head waters Of Salt River, tho staunch scow.
The UNTERaIFIED is ready to receive pass
engers at Monroe, the last, but now lost port
of the Democracy. This staunch vessel has
been rebuilt and enlarged with some seven
hundred new berths-her bottom fattencd so
that the great increase of load shall not stick
her on the st. Clair Flats. This vessel has
been fitted up with unusual care, without re-
gard to expense; the distinguished guests who
will compose the company having sacrificed
not only their time and money, but their hon.
or as men and politicians, and contributed for
the voyage during the late campaign even
their reputation for truth and veracity. Thua
it will lie seen that the passengers may rea-
sonably expect particular good time. The
amusements of the voyage will be endless and
unique; during the enjoyment Of which great
pains have been taken to keep from delicate
lungs all free air.
Morning exercises will be Reading of tho
Scriptures by Purser Dido, from Lenaweo in
choice extracts, which show the Scripture
proofs of the Divine Institution of Slavery
After which there will be a very short prayer
by Deacon Morey in imitation of "Now | lay
me down TO Sleep" varied on other occasions
by Watts beautiful lines of "Hark from tho
tombs doleful sound ~ After hymn by
Chorister Bohlig in an unknown tongue, end
ing with the Democratic chorus Of
Con let us Liquor"
the company will breakfast on young "nig-
gers" and 'Fremont beef"
Tho hours between breakfast and dinner
will be variously spent One OF the chief
amusements will be in silent admiration of
transparent delneations from the inspired pen
Gil Of G. w. Haskins, Esq, the very talanted
editor Of the WdtchtoWer, whose unqualified
and brilliant career Ms a writer, and scenic
painter, during the campaign, saved tho De-
mocracy from defeat by over 1850 in Len
awee, and whose Sundays will be principally
devoted to the production of these inimitsble
works Of art.
The company will dine principally on
"Dunns Bill,' which has been done so 6rown
in this section. A SUI erior article of diges-
tive pills have been furnished by "an eminent
physician" to prevent the indigestion of tho
said food
After dinner Gen. Cass and Secretary Nc
Clelland will appear, and take part in the new
farce of the sweeping Willow" or an sun
born babe doom to Slavery" in Kansas by
the Republicans and Dunn's Bill" at which
time the distinguished actors will shed real
crocodile tears. After the tremendous ap-
pausc has subsidized, Gen. Cass, prompted by
"John," will give true and reliable account
of his massacre on the cars between Adrian
and Hillsdalc and u pantomine representation
Of tho outrage will be also exhibited, at which
time the cutting up, roasting, and eating OF
the distinguished Senator on that memorable
occasion, will be correctly delineated by Rev
Walt. Hartman from N. H., assisted by John
Van Burcn, who helped restore the "body."
All hands will again "liquor," and proceed
to supper. As in honor of the Bachelor OF
Pennsy ylvana, no wondn will be admitted on
board, the editor of the Coldwater Sentinel
will pour out the tea, and relate to the edifi-
cation of Cass, how on one occasion, when in
the Democratic State Convention, a move
was made instructing the National delegates
to vote for Gen. Cass for the Candidate, the
now editor moved rs an amendment that the
naino of Gen. Cass be stricken from the resolu-
ton, and the words "Thc Wilmot Proviso' DO
inserted! 1t is expected the General will
ssinile," and all hands will ngain "quor."
The evening exercises will commence with
the new song of the Michigan Democracy,
commencing
1--WE ARE saiing on our way to a far distant shore.
From whence return, never more. never moreF
accompanied by instrumental music by Gov.
Fclch, upon Story of the Free Pre- $, whose
"thousand strings make him the most superior
toned iyre in the world. Geo. w. Pcok will
Aary these exercises on other occasions, with
cursing the Black Republicans, and especially
those in the 4th District, and singing mourn
ful lament over tho death Of King Suang,
commencing-
"Oh wherc, tell mo where has my gallant Norman
4 Cionef'
and an interesting account Of the sealing OF
. Io.L y,,oosnro nv Priest StranQ two years