Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1856-01-12
Well, what came of It?
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fuAaff, aEtcI GyAu VIC b""
maneuvcrs to marry EN-, sets too an adveI-
tises, sorter so fashion;
Hoi Holt LIAR YEAR !!---Any three
young Iadies-one worth $500. 900, ard the
| other two 500. 900 each, can get husbands
of highly intellectual, moral and social attain
ments, of ages Of 90, % and 22, who are ,e-
solved not to marry unless they can find
companions of the above qliaiifisations-by
addressing box No. 81, or applying on the
premises. Magnolia Retreat" near the Or
phan Asylum.
II Old maids and widows needn't apply.
"TRIo" BACHELORS.
Well. that very day, they 'seeyed sever''
billy doze-wun ov which said she was wuth
s10O, 900, the other sed she had so much
money, she couldn't begin to count it, and
would be bleesed to Mr.. % would lock with
her an 'sist her in dom so-both Nv EN- pinted
| Friday evening at 7 o'clock. Wum sed she'd
receive No. 90 at her rune at the corner NV
St. lean Bapti.ts Mlieaeurs, and Serea Up
streets. The other, sided in Catishtown, and
the 22's was in a hocus which should 60, and
to keep from fteu, both went. No. % went
out to see his inmarattaata as they say in
latin. and the way he was dressed would hev
knocked the horns of NV a William goat.
Well he knocked at the door in a high
state Of nemjutation, an was much encouraged
by the pearance of two yaller gals, They
seq what do you want" an seq he, Il want
to see yer misterse y with that they snick-
cred, an says %, 'when I gets you two gals
under my domination III teach you manners,
dog if I DON'T Well, enyhow, they intro
duced him to her misterse, who wa settin in
the corner NV a room, the principle furniture
uv which was hickry broom, "a wash basin
and a Thomas cat. Seq he % to hisself "this
don't look much like 100000: but, maybe,
she is modess, an Jes pinted this place so eff
| warnt satisfied with the little deeds, nobody
would know nothing. She was very thickly
enveloped in ~sev'ril shawls an a vail, and had
a rich, sweet, and very meiodium voice, SIGH
as reminded 20 NV bees on a hot summers
day.
Well she wouldn't %unveil, and 80 % had
TO make all the necessary arrangements with
out seeing her. She had the $780, 900 sho'
enutf; and showed him tho titles NV her
money which wasi sined by Capt. Rice an
Rev. Mr.. B. White, which was all right, and
the weddia was fxed for Saturday night.
Well g went to take his leave and NV corse
he kissed his Lady love, but she didn't let
her vail down nary time. They was then
out on the gallery, and les. as % kissed her
agin, mp rode Constable Nephler, fetched her
a lick with his whip which made her squall.
% jerked out his pen knife, but the consta-
BILE ies tole him to hole OH, an ne purseeded
to axe off her veil, an there she was in all
her beauty and perfume-biack as the ace of
spades. she had been run away from her
master for niuie'n a month, and % was just
sucked in ies like ] suck in this here bottle
green-too much sugar Simon-charge them
are six drinks to nay friend Mr.. Stctts. swell
hole on what about the two 22's." 'Oh yes,
you see, they went down to Catfish town and
was left in a very nice parlor by themselves,
a few moments, until the lady lhad fixed up
all Ctflft III " iDDk DIT Eli we'll SHFfV HSH0 -
who | shall 22A, for he war dressed sufficient
for two men and a hal, purceeded to make
the most NV his time by zamining things.
He thought he seed the tail Nv a shawl a
peepin out us a hole, an he purceeded to pull
it out to famine it. But by JENNY it hap
pened to be the tail ur a rat, and a very vene-
nous one at that, and the way she held on to
his finger, and paid no attention to his yells
and eontortlons was a sin to enterprisin young
men with curly heads. % he thought he'd
die a latin and set down in a big rockin
chair to rest himself, but the way be s'modi-
caA'y jumped lom that chair would hev made
Ciute laf. There was sevrii very big needles
stuck in the bottom, an they walked into
his taller house mazingly. Well in a few
moments 22a lopened a box which was on
the table, an lll be darned ef a big snaik
didn't jump out and bite him On the ear
sich another yellin as these two feliers kent
up would have shocked a sinner-they Jumped
on the table and broke sum crockry ware,
AFTER a while 90 killed the thing with a
broom, and then they found our it wal made
out NV whaiebone, with a wooley head and
red pins for eyes.
Well, they got modified, an in walked two
| ole ladies, dressed to death. sez they good
mornin,n says22 an ga mighty little an short,
good .evenin.n SEE one Nv the old ladies. lis
you the two young men as advertises for a
wife in that paper, the Comic SEE 22s,
I'VE are" "Weil my young men as You are
particularly sassy to ole maids, prehaps
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