Eaton Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1843-1856, 1856-10-09
A Political Sermon.


/ The following sermon was picked nm IN IN
street this morning. We would take pleasur
IN returning The property 10 the owner if n
4 was known. Is il possible that poIitica
: preachers are prowling about usg There an
pears slight evidence o { plagiarism in Ii,
/ production; bu! that fact goes but little 10
| wards identifying the other.-Ed. Cher7y Val
/ ley Gasehe.
My brethren, Imay say to you That am no
an euulcated man, and am not one of then
as believe that eddicalion is necessary for ,
! gospelm0is'er, for believe the lord eddicate,
| his preachers jest as lie wants ZEN to be ed
dlcaled; and although say H. YET in the State
OF New YORK, where live, thar's no man a:
seIs Dlgger congregation, nor what gets.
/ fhere may be some one here to-day, m,
oretnten' as don't know what persuasion am
| Nv. wen, i may say 10 you my breihring
that Pm hard she'll Democrat. There's sonf
folks as don't like hard shall Democrats b,r
ia rather be hald as TO be a soft. You SEC
/ me here 10 day my brethring drtsscd nm in fine
| store close. You mout think | was p,onl. I'M
] am not proud my breethrng, and olboueI
i've been preacher NV the Gospel for ,weni,
years. and although I'm CJpling of thai In.
ianiry company what trains here, Pm moi
1 proud, my breethIing.
! Pm not gwine TO preach Christ cruci6sd %.
| day, BAT like the other saints as are shedding
money and tears and blood and raeS for Kan
| Sas, Pm gwine in on my narves. | aint pwine
10 tell edzactIy whar my lex NAV he found.
suffice it TO say, It's in The goy'ment arcbiyAs
end you'll fnd II sonewbnT in tbe CT a.
patiment. If you,ll sarcb ,bot corsr,lI,.
YOU II not only 6nd nv few tba, buI ~,
many other teres as will do you vood IN TeoJ
and my tex. when you shall Gn1 - ,'
thus:
"An he lives on The calves or civ hr,a,
cows purchased with poy',nent money
My tex bIetbripg leads me n osL Gbo ho :,
that lives on gov,ment cr,tte,s ,b a, ~ 20
him sheet O. PAPER By reading Tie rov,
docyme nis in Washington we af,. io}I sxnI;n
illy who ihe mic intsT;s rLi. 49, s"u eAptlc-
entail, nv lreus, its documentary sv;Ssnca 'e
1t meat Ds edznctly les, what il save. !, co..
that little hairy Canadian. while war n -,
The gov ment nut in California. bouebr lo, ~
cows for family use, aud made Tnc1r Sam nan =,
for 'en. It's Stubborn far NV hrea,I. r., ~
an you may bow your head in7sorror IN, tbs
extra lax. The money come on, Of yopr nnc.
kel as we'll as mine, for NV lex says. f''
can he lives on the calves of six hnp5,.d
cows, purchased with gor' ment monev ,,
The question, whar did he come Iro,, 10
mighty sight easier asked than answered Ths
poleniaie OF Rome declares that an immJcula,-
conception took Mace. and soon ar'a, ,t., TO-.
bull had been set loose 10 gore tle lnds rs,anH
lbs Of sensible folks, thai Et,le ioLrr g;re -.
first political Shrek for freedom. Bnt The
crlter was around, kickin and crossin his leos
and eutiin picturs on rocks afore that Some
ioIks say he was born in Georgia. some saw he
was boin in CauadS, and some saw he was
born III France; now whsr wars Ihe leeGe
hairy joker born2 1baFs no disnuljn. INV
irlens, the fact that he was born amids, sur.
foundln pine trees and savage iugins He was
sckIy lookn crItier, but they washed sim
and drIssed him, and parted his hair in he
mMdle, Ind lei him run wid The COWS, for inv
tex says:
"Al he lives on The calves Of six hundred
cows, purchased with gov'men money"
NY liens, you must be born agin. Ont
your Old associates who have made men ofI
you, aud follow in The footsteps of the lille
kanuck. He worst went agiu ngvers and
everything else that looked like the devil. ex.
cept the Pope; and now whar, my beloved
lrens, is The lille joker? iii lell YOU. INV
DTeihTen. he was born lhe second time in
whar he was nussed 10 hfe by Hor. |
ace bapllsed 10 niggerism by Thurlow, and
loctored mo passabiIity of one or two book
nm NV.n r..