The morning comet. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1856-1856, 1856-05-09
conn EspOV pFNrg.
posssn, May std, 1868.

fot n simple feascn-a have had nothing t
write about" Things ut pompeii, I'M
things dow n In Camden, have been jogglt
aohg, al m even nyw nothing disturbe
Nv as mneb ~ petble in The way h
rune on, ey"animity The ease Of 'Fhug
eety.lo which I called yout attention som.
time aec. underwent judicial investigation
and ras t,seed--se snk things generally
are, h. 's rtopes s"utee " vas found
'l'sl E,selus smilt The gentleman VIII,
we l'ltueeedj o"ly ,as1e misstar IN this
siu"es II The A thse.ip,o, and The crack II
his head was oenasigpa,l Nv lamp pysi
e.mine. unssked 10 his ,nlef: The crack has
rnw heaInl, and The natfer ia ep,leJ The
el.stee u,n,le ~ lores, ~ contributing u,
th" rp'ehase NJ = ti,the, ~ present him
s"lf, esya 'iee H. arrangements r., duel,
whi"h VIVA tept ~ the tspi. fc, week
during vtleh time, ila " listu and "seop,p-
ds"l' wac passe1 freely. in communications
sml ca'tl4 \" VI. 2" Hermit - then the mat
s"' w"s snsoged ny The very proper and
G""ly interference II" m","oi f,iem,.D
Hioee I wfyte, yo,, WE have had an cpl
J.Wie ri fse," snl NV W. are in the
W'f'st NJ faav@t Off Fni,sr Tho ladies'
l'!'" bless tl.am-single'y) a,e al the ~
1T these things, whilst The Rev. .tosepbos
Fd1wiggios 10 M the l,cttcn, vt sotpe 9th.
~ p'o"s bt"thet, NJ thai la,ge and respect
able congregation. The funds are wanted,
10 put new ho,ns IN the gnlian calf, to
cushion The pe ws If the new chutch with
M0''s. ~ buy pair Of wider breechps for
the Pa'soo, to give room TO bis expanding
heart; !" se"d foreign mission " the
'ahnaha' Islands 10 put new weather.
cock M the meeting house ~ raise IL M
= lew feet higher. in order to lie few
inches more exalted than the Presbyterian,
a more common complaint than all these.
is the btcochitis." The patsop has pot
the b'or,hitis in his throat and must 20 10
Europe TO have Dt. Gauslin-the ee)eb,a.
ted Dr. Ga"s'in ~ look into il. If yeu ot
had it, Comet, and would ask fair for
p"' relief and tell the people we wanted
funds to 90 to DR.. Gauslin, they would tell
''s to 60 to Dr.. Foster, or the Devil These
very sat'e people would laugh at us.
A lair came off last week--,lon't ask
what Tor, or where the three hundred |
: rieres' went 10. The money wa. rails
I'd, Tor one III those un,le fined ru,scellapco,,s
purposes, deno'ninated "holy" I was
IN moment, and had my pockets turn |
I'd wrong side out by couple Of misses
with hare legs. and unusually stiff undsr.
''othes, Mrs J. F;'zw'ggle, was the pre-
riding genius Of the occasion. She had |
'eT wardrobe arranged exp,es.ely---hair
lone up like the dome Of St. Pattick's with
'rtjficial etaugeo blossoms in tho Same
which kept n eoncordant " bobbing IN and
'own" TO the music Of he. voice and tho
'oetry IT her motion. The Rev.--Over.
|un wes there, to lend the occasion the l;pbt
II his holy shining countena,,ce, and his
'atro"zing smile. But Mrs. J. Fitxw ;kgle
vas the god as we'll ss the goddess Of the
occasion. The young ladies' in blue tarlton,
link g""ze, purple matino and white mus
IN, Piled between Mrs. Fitxwjggls and the
customers as the aids Of Genl. Jones did,
1t the Battle of" Bilgewater." Should
hey" give Mr.. Smithers change for his
on T'--of course not, twas not customary.
should they" allow Mr.. Shadow to ks.
Miss Mildew, for Mrse and a haify' Of
curse, there was no improperly in il for
he church. Should they get up concert
II the nntiroo'n, and charge dollar ad-
mission, to hear tho Mis-, Dulc;mos, sing
Three plates Of Apple Jack ~ Mrs.
'itzwjggle coul.! not see why not."-
hould they dance the Schottish Polk, in
rider to allow Mr.. Augustus Jingle, the
elicity Of pressing Miss Withcrs TO hi.
osom? Well, the rules Of the church arc
ga,ns It, but when we consider II is fy
ne Church, where can be the improprietyy
Veil, these kind Of things, arc fashionable
nd per SC they are right. The last man in
no world, to kick against the edicts of
'shion aud the " bricks',' is, Sir, Your
,,rhIs. Snrvnct IINf.n |