The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1856-06-21
TON PAYS CONJuGAL xOLILO0rY.

tr'el J. 'hth. hau not clear idea what I
was I" have ones wife belong to the public
! thought marriage was marriage, brains no
excepted. was mistaken. Mrs. Pax is vcr,
kind; don t wish sou 10 think that she l.
not. Very Obli.Ing; | wouI not have vor
think the contrary; tut when put INV arm
round Mrs. Pax'> waist and say. MARY,
love YOU" she Srnilt> IN an al>cLt. mnuuiigh
kind of a way.ani saws Yes, TO-DAY is W-d
ncsdav, is 1t not | must write an art;rl,
for the Weekly Maoyofi,c, TODAY" Tha
dampcnS NV arlof tnr presently say a
GAIN. being naturally ail.rtionatp. Nary,
love you = she replies (>,iiI a',>irartrdlv.
Thank Won. how da YOU think IT will do /,
call INV next article for the !T.ekfy N,nof."
H.~r The Stray Wait -
Mrs Pax srws'on NV shirt buttons with III,
gr"a',>t good humor: would not have ,o.
think She does not bat with her thou. .iir,
sill on the Weekly Mon"rniizcr. >l. sew,
them on the l,p>. instead Of the wristbands
Tbs Is inronvcnirn': >:il Mrs. Pax i kirii
ness itself: max. no cotm;,l,int.
. am very fond ot walking After DINNER
| -av to Mrs. Pax. MARY. let US take walk =
She says, Yes. certainly. | mus 90 dow,
town 10 read ~" proo' Of my article for fi,r
Monopo'izrr" 5, | 90 down town with Mr.,
Pax After tea >,v. MARY. let Us %. :.
he theatre tonisht :" she saw, Il won!l h
very happy to 90. hut the am ,>;.r,. i> :,
bad there. the gas aiwIv> c>ra;,..>, and m,
head must be clear To morrow Won know t,.
| have 10 write ,he last h,orer If NV forth
coming work. Prairie LIE" 50 | stay a.
home with Mrs Pax and a. | >it ,iown h,
her ON the sofa. and a. noho!v ron"> in.
think that this. after all il heiter. itlturh I
must saw NV wife looks well al the U-r.ra
and l,k" to take her ihcrr). | ,,u, nv arm,
round Mrs Pax. 1t i>a habit | have. L.
rorn-> the servant. and brings handful of
.-t'rr> f,r her tv mail. directed IN .Juli,
.I->,aminc" CHATS mv wit-'> ,."n de piipe,
| remove NV arm from her wai>. hecau>. >h.
saws 'thr> are rrobaiiv business letters. and
req Iir" immediate notice" She sits duwr,
n the table aud breaks the seals Four ot
, them are from fellows who want her auto
@raph. Nrs. ParS autograph, The filth Is
from = gentlemen who, deli yh'cd with her
last book. which h" save m -r"rrd his owl,
soul" Chow 4" Won SUPPOSE Mrs. Pax found
ont h"w {" mirror his Soni y requests .'rer-
mission TO correspond with the charming All
thore>>" Charming mv wifi. .hi> soul =
Mrs. Fax. The sixth is from a gentleman
who ,ir>ircs "'h- loan Of 500. As he h,>
been unfortunate IN business. and has hear.
hat hrr works have been very rcrnnn.ra
i've" SO" for John Smith. from my wit.
The seventh letter il from man At fh. W..>-.
IL l.
tnrc h"fnr" IN" Pic'own Youn, Mems Inst
;n'c hI,e ;LU
Mrs Pax opens her writing d">k it is or.
| gave her: takes some delicate bull not. pa
per; ] gtve her that. too dips her cold pen
(I'v "iii) into the ink>farh. ani writes
writes 'ill eleven o'cl,..t Eleven, and !.
her husband, Tom Pax, sit there and wait
for her.
The next morning when I awake. ! say.
MARY. dear :" She saws. "IIu<h, don't
speak. I've GOT ra,.sl subject for ,he Week
" Monorolizrr." Not that am ro,pp'n,rip.y
of Mrs. Pax. not At all. not that don't lk,
nv wife to be auhorc>>: do T. be- sur.
! can't say that knew evactlv what it in
volvrd. dd not know. for instance. tha,
the Press IN speaking OF her hy her nom Il.
pl.me would call her "Our Julia" ln. |
would not have Won think object To- her h.
ING literary. On the contrary. am no. si-r
that DO not rather like it. hut ask the ed-
tor Of The Weekly Monopol,zrr." AS man
AZ Christmas Il liushani-if H.. think
il right If it is dong As he woull be- dom"
hv-to monopolizr NV wife'> ihnurl,fs "A ear.
" As five o'clock in the morning? merrl,
ak for Information. | trust have no re-,
sentive feelings towards The animal
FANNY FrE>.
H"rE IN rUK D.EKrsr Horn The
l"vlI"St valley has A muidv swamp. III. no
hIc>t mountain a piercing blast and the ,,r.t-
ties, fac some u.lv feature. The f,irr>t is
most sub i.,t ~ .rc.kl,-> and the h,nd>on"~t
.irl Is apt to be proud; III" most sentimental
lady loves cold pork. and the .av">t mn'h-
lets her children 90 ragged. The kindr>t
wife som"times overIooks an absent shirt hu.
ton and the tondr>' husband foryet> 10 kiss
his wife every time he steps outside 'hr gate
and the best di>ro>tionei children in the
world get angry and squaIl: and the smart
est scholar will miss "A le>>nn. aud the witri..>r
sav something stupid: the wi>p>t r>savi>'.
write some nonsense. and stars vii! ta'l. and
the moon suffers erlip>e-and men won't b,
angels, nor earth heaven
TRIErTr 10 PEIN1rH>.-Thr Charai,
Of the New Hampshire Prnit.n'arv. in re
viewing the events Of his lite since his come,
,ionwith tha: institution. pays the tp!owin-
compliment 10 Inurneymrn Printers
81 have the happiness 10 number anon,
my friends. manv Printers hut though it ma,
seem To imply either lack %, a'iitv on IN
part OF the minister. or the Wal, ut the qnal
'ti"s thar are necessary TO appreciate "ut'
preaching on the other part We, will r,v-a
the fact tht have never ,urr-d..d wei
) with tl.et class. For nine long wears and
all the Inducements offered, no. one of 'ha
class has connected himself with my couIr'
gatinn-and do not think man could 10,
found, OF al! who ever trnantcd our pri>"r
who could set up a column of tvi,r. lrav.
the -eader 10 make his comments. only r..
marking that this canno, t- accidental. no
can the explanation be that the cmp!oyncn
Keeps them ignorant of the prc,ailin" wee
and immoralitieS, nor vet thar voung printer
, are removcd from the large masses wher
corrnptions engender and spread. In a!
| these respects this class are most exposed =
II is evident We think. that the cml n,men
has AT rlevafinS tendency, and i, tavorab.,
to intellectual and moral improvement"
: During thunder storm, few davs ago
the Lightning came down upon pasture of
Charles Ii'comb, Of Ken>in.ton. y. II. de
descending perpendicularly INTO the ear,l
for about thirty feet, SO a. TO form good vel