Lynchburg daily Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1852-1861, 1856-02-14
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-, a, r,nRrAur 1t scarcely worth while
rr re aders this 81, Palennaes day. any have
IL it will all probability be brought most wildly
t recollection when they shall have received their mails
r,ing for who is there that viii escape untouched 10y
a f yslentincs comic aud sentimental that will to-day
,t the city through the Post Object Look out reader
s ssow-Another small instalment fell yest,r.
rv modest, however, In its pretensions compared
az ~ various prcdoeessorssearcely enough to allow
the much patronzed sport of soighng In the absence
-, privilege. recommend to such as may banker
,,a fun DIR. Frankln's famous substitute
rsaomends those who could not afford the expense
al ieh ride, that they should sit in the chimney
,,eir feet into tub of very cold an
nef Jingle dinner bell all the time Let them close
| = at the same time, aud imagine themselves fyng
' ,a road at rate of twenty knots hour aud they
have cheap funny, and tolerably dssgreeabe sleigh
ride
, JACOB wEPT FOR KISSING RacHrL.--A number of
aries have been exercising their wit and ing.nu
ON ncidaton of the question why Jacob Gifted up his
ny - ,or,n after kissing Rachel Whether they have
ard in satisfactorily accounting for such strange
an the part of Jacob we leave the reader to Judge:
dE;a-Jscob kissed Rachel, and lifted up his voice and
vept-Srp"e'
b was pretty girl and kept her face clean can't
b,, Jacob had to cry about-N y. Globe.
4, ou know but that she slapped his face for him-N
o. paka.
sfejoy, happiness ~ e' " - 'N>0' '
sing
.emep hold your tongues the cause OF Jacobs weeping
~ refusal of Rachel allow him to kiss her again.
Taylor Flag.
, our onnion that Jacob wep because he had not ks
pbel before and he wept for the time he had lostAse
.on yerdant all ofye The fellow wept because the gal
~, hiss him-Mancaeser american.
.a.o Jacob wept because Rachel told him do 1t
no afra D.
p,aiculous there not true Yankee among you We
,h cried because Rachel threatened to tell her marm.
-Seaeca Union
re YOU wrong again. he wept because there WAS on
= ono r achel to kiss.-Rntldnd Herald
u 90. out He wept for joy because ii tasted SO good
Mail -,
our own opinion Jacob wep because he found after
~ a. - not half what W rs cracked up be. Richmond
Wig,
Pretty scripura commentators all ofye jacob was puz
a weeping at compound rbus on the essence OF
Ii hon Rachels lips miss FERROUS smack in them
| South Side Democrat
Wrong every man Of you; have it. Jacob was Kind
,a man and wept out ofpure sympathy for those who
we're denied the felicity kissing RachelLynchb1g IVsi"
cnryrrpryrrs ~ RrcHMoSDCouuterfeit notes are said
he unite abundant Richmond this time especially on
t North Carolina Banks The Dispatch was shown one
Saturday on Bank of Cape Fear which could have
b,eu passed upon the transporting without trouble
.IscREAsE AND MULTIPLY The localizcr ofthe Rich
mond Dispatch from friend who knows the par
tics that there is gentleman residing in Chesterfield,
named McCuder whose wife small delicate lady has given
hh to tpntv four children all of whom alive and do
irgweL
METHODIST CONFERENCE OF NIR6ISia-ofthe nnety-one
preachers regularly engaged in the Virginia Methodist Con
f-o,ce in 1874 but little thirty remain Tween
one are dead and have located been transferred
are epoved in other avocations The conference howev
Il s- now numbers about one hundred and fifty
II SUDDEN DEATH-Mr f G, Brown, a highly respectable
resident of Petersburg Monday very suddenly of
II congestiyc chill
II EN1pTHA WisHINGroS GIT ENTEBPRIsE-We are re-
cl tn saw that the drawing in this enterprise Will take
see ON the 9TH Apr Mr. WA J. Fo%es of this city has
/ supply of tickets
TEp B1oKs--We are indebted to Mr. T. Il Peterson fh
acpha through Mr. Morse Lynchburg for two new nov
Lilly Huson or the Autobiography of an Orphan Girl and
aacks novel of English fashionable life Not having had
opportunity TO examine them, cannot as yet speak OF
/ 'acr merits