Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1856-11-27

A sam Francisco AuCtiOmcer.
The reporter of the San Francisco
News furnished that paper with The fol-
lowing report of speech made BY a
California Auctioneer:
Ladies and gentlemen, l have the
honor of putting up fne pocket hand
kerchief; yard wide. q yard long. and
almost a yard thick; one half cotton. and
t'other half cotton, too; beautifully Prin'
ted with stars and stripes on one side
and the stripes and stars on fother. 1t
will wine dust from the eyes % COM
pletely as &c be death to demagogues. and
to make politics as bad business as
printing papers. Its great ieEgtn'
breadth, and thickness, together with It's
dark color will enable il to hide dirt. and
never need washing. Going at one DOL
larq-seventy- Eve cents7-fifty cents!
twenty Eve centsY-oue bit7 Nobody
body wante il! On thank you sir!
Next rentlemcn-for the ladies won'l
be permitted to bid on this ARTICLES
/, real, simon pure. tempered. highly pol
E ished, keen edged Sheffield razor. bran
spank;n' new neves opened to sunlight
moon light, day light. starlight or gas
, light; sharp enough 10 shave lawyer. o.
cut a dissgreeab!e Acquaintance or poo
relation; handle Of buck thorn; with al
4 the rivets but the two at the ends o
: pure gold. Who will give two dollars
;. one dollar? half dollar? Why. ye long
= bearded, dirty-fsced reprobates. with no
: enough room on your phizzes for CHM
. woman 10 kiss, I'm offering you bar
4 gain at half dollar! Well, I'll throw
|. in this strap for half dollsIi--razo
h and strap-a recent patent; two rub
upon i. will sharpen the city attorney
Iail for four bits; and piece OF soap
'e sweeter than roses, lsshers better ina
s. a choolmasier, and strong enough to was
70 ont all the stains from California pol
N ,iciau's counieuance. all for four bits
D. Why, you have only to put the razo'
o strap and soap under Jour pillow
s..nieht, and wake up in the morning clea
ID shaved. Won't anybody give two oi'
= than. for the LOT? knew would Sc
: EN-.
r. "Next, ladies AID gentlemen. ole
% three pairs socks, hose. stockings. {
. half hose, Just as you're mind to ca
&C them. knit By a machine made on pu
ut nose. out of cotton wool. The man tn
en- buys these will be enabled to walk tili
o. gets tired; and, provided his boots o.
Of high enough needn't have any corns; u
By legs ore as long ss bills against the co
bv pora,ion. and as thick as the heads
the members Of the Legislature. WI
wants 'en at one half dollar! Thanl
~ ee, madam. The money.
10 .Next, | offer you q pair oil boot
70 made especially for San Francisco. WI
II with heels long enough to raise ma
~ up to the Hoadley grades and nails
~ insure against being carried over by
ne land side, legs wide enough to carry tv
lm re volvers, and bowie knife. and the u
uers of the very best horse leather.
NC man IN these boots can move about
easv as the State capital. Who sa
nd twenty dollars? All the tax.psys
ais ought to buy pair to kick the coun'
me with; everybody ought to have pair
IN kick the legislature with; and they "
for be found of assistance in Kicking the b.
wo kel. especially If somebody should ki
nd at being kicked. Ten dollars for LEI
of uppers. and soles! while souls, and m
De. ersble souls at that are bringing twer
an thousand dollars in Sscramentof I
ar. dollars! ten dollars! Gone al ten d
lars.
NEXT Is something You ought to ha
~, gentlemen. lot OF gooc eaho~se'