The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1856-04-26

A,Twss saving Son Jonathan, nothing sur
- u,uch a. that goa and I shoHld not Be the
-, aids "a ths World Yoa khow begos you, you
hsu! and il is . most uHbeoo'oing unnAtaraL els-
- ding 70 scr father and son always goiDg 70 Ia"
y 4 tbsy were jast on the point q falling 10
.,bsr h Tia cara lPaasl EoF ~ PARK an - osse
- ,ssy-tsmpered fellow 10 The world ana never
- u on.rrrlHng viii anybody, % long a have my
tPuns NoE, ny sons Why cant We be risndf
shH -, a.4s,. ~, soyDs
49, Il 4 because yoa seldom o. never give ne .
- ,,ra ana never DO good action kindred blood
!, =. orst blood in the world When stirred WIZ fVa-
bgl poker. - =. -,
Lhindhsad IN that respect loa generas fAs Us WIN
interest - 49, ", trow
~ ~, has. ct IL auruly tongue 10 your head
- xhsn rou gel pen in your hand you make tAe INK
r;,bt ana IN without much Winding who Jon oespAi
:, o5ly Won aks special thai CONE IN ioF gooe
share -, Nv
Sgrrs Wen, veil say 70 more q tAAL Lei Oy-
-. 4. rvgones growing old, and WisA % De al
- III III nv peghbors have just finished ny law
SAT with old Squire TeAAsr, whom killed On u nuis
b sperch of Lawyer Palmistry and have got JHag-
mi sgsin.t Young Te4Esr lately At the high court O. ne
last spPssl
Lsakrn Ah-yes-so bear.
g, TO Be- sure II cost me q swfpgisg sum Of mo-
- ana can't 6nd have recovered any damages But
'.,,sr G.. th,t have come Of with flying eolors
Gained honor enough to last me the resi- Of ny lie
Jonathan Hem
80, what are YOU henming about you young
.~r,,sy tel yoa Lawyer PAlmistry, my right-hand
nan says have nOtiiahe y - - e f
shade q ny laures-
t,.,trr. Well DADDY, won't dispute about that As
-, :, bpspess Of mine, and you now 50 anxious 10
- Trns Son Jonathan--irue as Gospel; / cherish
desire to cultivate the most friendly relations
b YOU as nv newspaper man has 80 often assured you
"a would 40 anything in reason 10 bring about good
.ss-.tsp6inr except sacrifice my admitted and long
sr.rsed rahp Though these but trivial natters
sort Il consequence in themselves jet my honor Son
-, nv honor; consider that What is with
out honor and
Jouathan Asidel Ana an onioni
Sr,i,, What are VOC mumbliag about ron undItiful
,gr.trfBl blOckheAdf say EGnt 10 be friends witt
az and wish to consult The best way 10 come 10
ood understanding 1t il sta and shame that such
~ relations can't agrs and if We can oRly come At t5e
,u az the thing would be very easy to accommodate
matters Nov lei Us hear what yen have got 10 complain
,buut Don't fy into passion Dcr, as you always do
h Keep COL keep cool sir and mark sir Be sure 70
lake all lie yourself every dutfal son should
d Whsa speaking to his hOnOred father
Jsnzke Well then bOnored father about that affair Of
Kidnapping ny ,enants2
sgnr, Pooh! POOH what's the Of harpiRg that
Rarui made 81 Of Apologess Win ron never b
SATISFIED un 20 dOER my knees and ask your par
6Oa!
JsasssH Yes al sorts Of apologies except the right
sac Tou sent your people my lands TO EdnaP ny
tenants against The law and EheuI asked some satisfaction
EsS made what yoR call apology, which was rather
worse than the original ossnos In fact yoa have made
psther apology explanation, nor atOnement
| s54ue Bat nv bOaOr Son Jonathan, my hOnOri Be
ades considering begot you il would be ouuHging all
es axs q Safgs for 10 ask pardon Of EniTel1ng
srpnE Ike you who II be sousHe tSs the Law
Il ~ so4Ia only come Of with broken head and IN
empty pokst
Ju4a1an TsArE a Il may BE- DADDY. Bat you rs!
remember The last time We had bout
tyOsatk n saztizEsoED YOa rxthsr q secOrd
bzt YoG are older thar yen werp then, and an l.
yOG have grown stronger have and in spite Of al
!Our bsrgciag fas myself nan eBoUgh 70 defend ny
rghs Esa ny honor, lei EhO VII attack thsn
ssu-s Yog dsfena yOar rights and your b0aorr Why,
d1nDe 81 Id knob yOS into cooked bat in less than
No dns I'd give you such securing you would not
have scrap q sktn 70 year boHss- HAFn not ssi LAID
"a Squire TsEysr the strongest in al the nsghbor-
hood Eat his b4k &c the great lawsuit HAyn just
gained bonor enough up hall dozen such MIN
mrs yOa and al your posieiy or the rrss q your
Ars' And yet yOu talk About dssndiDE your honor and
rEhu against Dsl You had much talk q common
Orgn COMMON language interests AnElo-SAIon
blood and al that sort 81 Thing
JonrhaH- Al there you 70 AE4in-alvays hArping on
lie I'd string Bat shs - frsrads Ihs rate
viii al y0ar professions You SAID you wished q discuss
nAtsrs with in Anicabls manner LET Us come to
Ne point Let ask yea frankly yog mean 10 90
Ibo1t The Kidnapping business
| SgEre Why, vhy-bem' Why 5smmt sir have not
done everything COLD % oousistsutly With ~ honor
Fyou satisfied with hat Is proof positive rou
vant 70 PICK quarrel with uls
JsRatkaa Well have heard n boar among thieves.
BOT nersr tbOGgbi that Emong honest neu honor oop-
Isd il Perssng in refusing make either Epolorv or
IiBemoat ior disbUnorabIs acton
SYvtt lou sidut7 That Is became vou we're hrousbt
p . t6t woods have got al youT scbeOnT il leg hat
10 dOat kRov bHi bonOT oo0siss rot IN usvtr doing
Vrong Int il msEnarimousy refusing either apology Or
'-arstiou HaviaE settled ths point smioablv, st Is
bsar vhs yOu have say about the obpr sicuitv you
make sBCh about
s'aThHR Vel thea o0uosrniuE TIE Interpretation q
= 1Oatraet yo1 aud made sos tine sgo respecting ny
hsgbooH oVE youdsr the bay and your bopeful
f'a'7t - King q re Mosquitoes a. yOs 1al him
tre uh - . the interpretation q the contract At
49, 70 say that il i great y6ece q presumption u
- !onHtHaB uba ss sid jus, boE was broughi % IL
" Eooas 40 Ueai q school in log hst-vbo never
rs ~ t'v vi tbsr speak, write uBasrEtAbd Eng
ta'0 Fl yourself % 02poscn 70 M in interpreting
AasaAss = Whoa NAY say, I vAs the inventor
a@1af' TEL ssk pardon sor ~ presumption b.
''!r aaaey Z seems Etzngs should be entirtly IL
A'raai 2 language have beea sPeakisg 81 NJ Bf.
esag1 'o1t mean, NJ son, 70 81 yOu are iEnorSa