Smyrna times., 1856-11-05
a Word to Young Men.


''"' Is SO appropriate to other locations besides
up Jersey, that we give it entire, for the bene-
Ut OF that class of young men for which il was
intended few hints of this character. thrown
ou' rom the pulpit, occasionally, would reacb
sucn ears more directly, and, perhaps. ouite .s =
through any other channel We trust that ;f
the " shoe fits any of our readers oftbc stann
alluded to, they will put it on, and profit bv !.
lnere are other traits of character exbib;,oJ
whle attending the sanctuary, which it wond
De wei 10 remind some readers Of but as The
journal mas been so explicit, we defer any fur-
ther comments at present. Ia the advice 10 .
young men it says: ~
when you.go to church on the Sabbath.
don't be SO puritanical as to enter The sacred
Ouildiug at once, but remain outside for fifteen
or twenty mlnutes-at least, long enouob IN
Snloke good cigar. It's good plan, and ex.
oeeuIngIy graceful, to perch Yourself ON tho
o"urch renee, with your coat tail hangino over
next to the street, and your feet daHGlino onol
the other side. If that is inconvenient, "a
up the next most graceful position, which is 10.
lean against the post of the church door nh,
advantages otthls position are numerous. You
"a" gel friend TO stand on the other side OF
me 'ne uoor' ana your conversation, which Ofcourse
Mii oe ~ loud whisper, can be heard by those
inside. You may also in this way. have The
] V0llnp
ladies' as they go to the church. And another
| advantage is, that the congregation will en;ov
tn, tne iuil benefit OF you halfSpanish cigar
ne fragrant weed you may puff in to their
iaceS as they enter, and then puff after them
wnea ihey have gone in. Be sure and talk
poiltlcs while you stand here 1t will be so
gratifying to the congregation. 1t will he a
sood chance TO prove thai Buchanan is n Ali.
0uSter, or Fillmore disunionist, or Fremont
Catholic.
When you enter the church, which of course
you VIII not do until the preacher is announcing
nis 'eN'' doh be SO green as to take a seat bY
me qo0f; out steer directly for the opposite end
OF the church. Your boots, which oupbt To
have inch soles, or, if thin soles. a GREAT deaI
oi squeak IN them, will make considerable mu.
SIC, ana attract the attention of the whole con-
gregatlon. This, of course, will be gratifying
70 you' as there is nothing like making a noisa
IN the world, and thereby exciting the atten.
tion of the people. = - : e. - -
Auer you take your seat, if you see ANYTHING
10 laugn al, (and always can, if you look for itl
why laugh. You may also amuse Yourself by
"ritihg IN the blank leaves of the hymn books.
OF whispering to your next neighbor. Be sure
ana nave with you an extra paper of fine cut Cav
endlsh, and don't fail to use it all up before
$ you 90: lou can leave the paper on the cush-
tSAoS yOu Cdu scatter on the floor OF
I the pew, and you may relieve your mouth by
splitting on the carpet in the aisle. or else ma.
' King puddle in your seat in such a wav that
t the lady at the other end of the seat will drag
her long-sklrted dress directly through it.
e As you Will go in after the services COM
mehce, you Will OF course be expected to 90
a out before they conclude. The best plan is to
0 wait until the minister is about to pronounce
t 'ne oenedIctlon. Then, when the people are
d all quiet, make gland rush for the door The
humping or squeaking of your boots will be in
y deiightful harmony with the solemnity of the
P occasion, and cause some of the congregation
| to put you in the Litany: -, ,......
>. When you reach the outside of the church.
j. you may iight another cigar, and stand with
it your arms folded until the congregation have
d retired. This will show them the respect YOU
entertain Tor them, and also give YOU furthe,
b, opportunity of extending your acquaintance
n among tnem' They will, no doubt, be able to
1t appreciate you. =" ;- 7t''l = -
ID There's nothing in the world like indepen.
e dence. Didn't our fathers bleed and die in the
ID revolution for it Was it not a desire for in.
Is dependence which brought the Puritan Pill
lp grlms to Plymouth Rock-whch threw the te;
so overheard IN Boston harbor-which subduet
the old Hessans, and chased the Britishers ON
OF the land, besides doing lots of other thing
ed TOO numerous to mention And is there bet
1 ter way OF showing your independence than b,
ar doing those things which all decent pebble So
you ought not to do ; Certainly not. Let !
nd be your aim to show that the blood of Patrio
ee slres flows IN your veins, and that you are no
- ashamed to 90 just as you please. In short
he pursue the plan we have here laid down an,
you will soon satisfy the people that YOU ar
G. totally ignorant of what shame So i, j.. a..l
NEW CROP OF CLovERsEED.-We have bee
ee pretty well advised from the district of counir
I'd West, where clover is generally cultivated TO
Nv seed, and the result is sa@good crop Of seed
# saved in excellent order. Owing to the dr.,
n. weather the plants did not grow very luxuri
as antly, and therefore stood up. well. The see,
therefore fully matured, and no rain of conse
,is quence having fallen while it was BEING en-
i'm and gathered, the seed is perfect, aud the cror
10 IT, our informant is correct, is large one imor
i9 SO than It has been for several years, SO tina
rs- we may look for low prices the coming season
Price Current ~ 3" ''i '@' @e-'""A-
ng OF If you wish to keep your sons on tn
lG' farm, you must put more intellect into tho
ell farming. bright boy requires food Gnr -
ne mind, as well as work for the BODY NJ.
ne routine will not satisfy him. lie will no. win
hu inf TO work when mind directs the hana'
81 Otherwise you cannot keep him at home n
y, y, VIII be on ere you are aware. Therefore. raa
'ai and think, and work out yourreading and tbint
at ing ON the farm.si 'Four boys will stay with W
~ 'nen. .mBf 80 &C.. .ioaW 81 asas "a
Ter '0@T- WoAaeeosted little fellow tbe !, ioo,Il,
day. Hewas about the size and build ~ y -
IN. OF !" dog-leg y tobacco aud his face was ~,
sort Of landscape, done. up with free. soil Io
TO apple butter. "Who are you!'s we ssIaI an =
zee ther sternly. Me-" said Young Am%ar;o ,%Hs'' :
in ing to look brave, Fin one of''em dom, :,
know me S'oli .ba.a ioa 81 an Le.S'i,tey
ck,l ANXIOUS What am / 10 do ,v;,
! of you, slr-what am to do with you F! Do W
on, Snew nyou continue your present course