Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1856-09-27
HUMOROUS SELECTIONS.

PRoPosED ReoErrioS Col. MuLLADooS.-Eyerybo body
the intrepid hero, Col Michael Auadoo, who
with little band, sailed from this port twelve
months ago With the determination OF securing freedom
Ireland His tossed passage the rough At
lantc his landing the dreay Island OF Arran ia md
winter the conversion of the light house into the "Aulla
doom Tower, his subsistence upon goats milk ali
enOered, and the themes OF the fresh sOGgS oi
his native land. The sudden and xpeced treaty vi
peace the allies and the Russians put end TO
the hope OF freedom tor Ireland aud the idea of subuga
tug England has been sbandOned-or the present Ne
vertheess Col Mulladoou deserves ae Ut his fellow cu
He arrived Sandy Hook the other day, IN the
packet "Kiconmou and is expected in town Friday
evening next. which occasion lie is have pubic
reception. IL is proposed make it demonstration
worthy Of the lame OF hero who yet discriniuA
ted
Col. Mulladoon will be met at the Shebeen House by
committee OF murphies-Pat Murphy, Mike Murphy,
Terence Murphy aud Phelim Murpby--snd will be con-
Quoted Oy lrrn Mahonays Hail. where will
give OF himself The hall (which is copy
TarsAs half will present splendid appearance. There
will he decorations in proiusion aud sheais in couiu-
Sion. thousand candles mounted in thousand POta
toe will reflect light into the The sparkling
ray OF ladies' an the galeres,-to he reserved Tor theu
Will 1e aid 10 Withstand The small hall Oi the hGtph!
buiiiug-the celarwill also be trimmed for the
feSi4''un, aud all the dongs up stairs and down to
be inIerspersed with music" There will be
gathering IN BrUat street indeed Elf hear arigh
nothing like since the feather bedOt. Col MuaiUOn
Peter Cojibroth etc, ARE speak the there
collected from inability condense themselves the
room above. Addresses will also be made from Mrs.
SuliVans attic window. The exercises Mur-
ply Hall having been closed an imposing procession,
consisting Of the BiackthO CiuDs Ut Boston aud the
urban towns and cties will parade the principal Ui
the city, aud rendezvous at Fort HILL where Col Mula-
doom viii again speak He will then be conducted " Half
Noon place, to the elegant sky parO Of the wdow MahO
nay, mother OF the committee, where something
will be furnished all round, after which the gal Col
onel will something. They will carry him back
20 Fort Hill. where he will hold forth After
tbi-, the procession will Sullivan place and the
Colonel will make speech. The procession will then re
fOrn-it will be time reform, dOubt-and Mrs Null
ladoon will embrace her heroic husband ia the presence of
THE Assenbied multitude. Then he viii speak again The
delighted crowd will now repair Font Hal more
aud Col Nuadoon, With his night cap uni
form on, wall deliver his parting address. IL will I've OBJ
served that he will make, in all, nine oratiOns
The affair promises 70 be Of uncommon nugiiih-
Many Celtic citizens the cline the route Ut
the procession" have signifed their intention OF iIuma
ing Their bed rooms, and there is every indication
display worthy OF old Ireland and Of its noted
advocates, Col Michael Mullldoon IL is un,Ier,t, p
that the Colonel will ride the quiet horse in the process
SION That famous animal has already been secured-
by telegraph BostoH Courier
Mas PARrINGroN-'SO our neghbor, Ne. Guzzle, has
been arranged the for drunkadice" said Mrs Par
tlngton and she sighed as she thought Of his uii and
children NC home, with tue cold weather close at hand
and the searching winds utrudng through the chnks H.
the Windows, aud waving the attered curtain like a
banner, while the little stood slverng toy the iaint
embers "God forgive him and pity them" SAID she
with tone OF vo'oe tremulous With emotion But hr
baied out said Ike who had devoured the residue.
OF the paragraph and laid the paper w pan of LIQUID
custurd that the dame preparing Tor Thanks wing
aud sat swinging the door aud TO- NJ II TO Ian
tue IRE that cracked aud bazed within "Bailed out
was be. said she vel, should think would have
been chenp"r 10 pumped him out Tor when our cellar
was hed, artcr the city fathers had degraded the street
We had 10 have pumped out, though there wasn't half "a
much in il NJ be has sRillrd dosnr SIN. uaus.d ,,.
reached up TO the high shelves Vi the closet for her lie
piat-. willie Ike buried bmsr by tasting the vn,iou.
prepa atoms. The dame thought that was the snallr
quart OF sweet cider she had seen
PoiST % OaDtE- One Of the members Of the Love-
House I'D he nl
had tie houOt u representing the county VI Monroe a.,
hl' sagaciy a. gator did not win for him tie r,s
pect Of bs sssociatss his eccentrces often ninte,
70 their entertainment Que day, the midst OF ~ind,
haringue that had become intoeabe for its length A.
emptiness. "glssy member from the metropolis stopp,s
10 take drink Of water Bloss sprang 70 hi. f,et Az,
cried,
mr.; Speaker, call the gentleman from New York &,
The whole Assembly we're startled and stlcd. t,,
ncmber from New York" stood aghast vth the glass II
his hand, vhile the speaker said
The gentleman from Monroe will please state his pon
OF order"
To which Mr. Bloss, with great gravity, replied
suhni'' sr that u is not IN order for windmill u
20 10y water"
IL va shot between Wind and water; the veibos
orator Nas conoundsd and pot himself and his glass dow
together.
TnE ORrHoDo1Y DaEss--The ladies Of the conereea
ton Dr. Psddie Edinburgh lately determined IN presen
The d0ctOf Nth pulpit gown The doctor ON the Sunda
after " presented, hfinated 10 the people in th
chuich-"The ladies have been Mud enough 10 ptese
me with pulpit gown, but lest sng member should obec
10 my wearing IT, shsnt put u YET and viii hear OF
tec ions on THURSDAY night" No body u obi G.
bat an old lady. The doctor said well Jannct vha
ooJectious have you 70 the pulpit gown "Awce sir.
said Jaunet we read of The Apostle Paul Eeafin
gown The doctor said, aud there ignihcanc
IN the repy, You quite right Jannct bot ncve
read u ~ Pao Seaiiug breeks (trouserEl" That sau
hed the oil lady
HAL AND PASSAGE LAuPs. ef ns~ spd har,
'' patterns sud design" ~" ~ sc srs n ST. ~
GtANDIEs.-Setoses NHehe's Jaekson', and ada~antlf
- Csndks iof safe ~ DAVENPORT. AILtH co