The Davenport daily gazette. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1856-1869, 1856-06-10
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THE Fl ID Daily 4. lI. GAZETTE.
cURIosITIes OF ADVERTISING.

;. Had -Dfsraelf. in That remarkable
y book "1'he Ctirfosities Of Literature..sT 7
heen consefsarff with the epitorne Of
:. life which nlirrorcd IN ffse adyerfisiinnc IN
l,coluInuss c6 the .mfi,v f,etrono]ifiahsis
newspapers Of the JSnireaa States hfYsa
Inighf have made an additional ,.yolgE
ume to his book which would have sds
elualled, ii not s,.g,,..sseel ia E finseresus
all the preceding sonessa Rascality ..a..
cloaked beneath a earinens ofspaeioas y,
fsopEistgy; Ignorant. pretenee.. .earbed ~,
in high sounding. Language. ,writson bv :. /.
7 some starving ,collegian ior the ,paltry, ~
stipend: rampant empiricism in ali
|aits verbose and iulgonle brayado: vice,
10 satin. seeking to dey0ur innocence
1 in rags, and yfrtnous poverty. IL b its ~
hast desperate effort TO IA airfain its
lselfl pect1-these. and every other
nI,asa sof h,,,,,,s t,sctssY,.as,eJ ~, tsesesp
i;,rf., n az t'ia III ases
Il; ..4...... 1s. M ~ u, d tt.agsg.
atty. -e's sai = as8''sa .
lucrative partnerships, torthnes,' =
wives, husbands, cfriflrer1, peeps Into g
iatulr'ty, bargains Of every kind, beau s'sa.
mat can never fade pei'ItetnA faes
ieaith- and almost everything etiiat ses
tpe most craving heart candesire, are s'' g
offered to thesaeceptaRce OF the credfsss'1
lo13 ana nnsopfhstieated reader. escs
l. We Will take, for instance, the ad
sef'sing coamhS OF the New York ass
| Hefeta, paper IN which silfneient
lNihalhS may DC aal fead 10 SINK oe
| even tiiat prHHent clty' Omtttlng, oi Il
course, the grosser topics, and dis
cos,slns Only, fhe items q knayeFy, We
WI nitrate III the reader 5nfo the man
lef II Wllcfl IN ~ many snafpefs Ehfly!edaeG
alei WaN WeiailliI, upon no other c;tpal91aslI
TAI tah an assurance r. which has Ions
SINCE vanqulshed the attribute OF con o,l7,.e.s
scientlonsness: Let us examine the the
lolpwlng, when we clip rom the 500
Hefatd or OF tuesday last: 81 a.a.s,.a
a Retired ci,rsy syman, who ba. been cured Of
man, seaps !. snHioD. To- @ass saasa sss
ass$. ss ~ ns ss a me p'sssip.o sss ss,a assa
IP;or ''s'' ~ e '3H ''sF'9's'
There are hundreds Of persons SUI.
l1ering from nervors dfseases,' 'arlf '4ea
there are n sufficient number 1t- them YeH
who forgetthat If Mr. Dagnai arealft fsss
were the phihnthropist he processes "tt7
| to be- helwouid at once publish the ~ y
| miraculous recipe. and sav all further e
| eypense 10th 10 hHneelfana those for -
! I,b,,o, h, ,,,nt;a.s..s r, ,t;ni;,,dasa
| Nh'ia hs 't'iV@7rS - wv d soaeti't"t.
But no.; the tslnpie'iieaiteet people 5
receive tor reply that the medicine us la
fed is a pill Inatle from St. Ignatirls.s u,
beau. administered in certain dpses:s,ae
and he adds, that If this drug is not 5,
laecesible to the applicant. he tkey. "a
lJohn VI DapnaIl lwill finnish the.
p;Ils nronerly nrenared tnr one dol
lar Der box. aud as this deadly bean 4.
not official and therefore tew dlrrua.
sists are supplied with II. the Rev.
| Gentleman realizes yerv handsome
lincon,e by his beneyoleI1ce. But the
nth offhe deceptioonn Is in the fact 's 4
that the advertisement er,anates from ? &
no clergyman, at all. but from yonns t'ai
man named John @Dagnaii Moore,
| who, bva transpusing his name and =
prehxing Rev, sgives'the matter ans
| air of sincerity that produces Golden vail
/ results. 81 rsEg5ss7. 18Aa .a@ an aassta saos
Another mode OF making money 'aaa
fof ofothsF people 5 verdancy is sl,owniaz.
ii the foIlow;nir taken ron, the sa,ue.,s.I
narer. s.gE..ises -, =. ,r.,s.Is ~
ps,, Iss,,s ar. ,,.,,t.s.s va..sa--ro isaru \
ms ao.t y. n " ~ .he sois 20. nssa, al,
Esis rs-rrsap,v soisia CIV epual1s. fss
=. -,ai i Ho%as >. .Se '' "
If this advertisement bad. simply s
said that tlie party would, for a con-
sidaratiou oi Ten dollars. paid in ad,
Z, ? f, :
| ing boxes ofe,nbossed leather by hand
and also stated that it IS yalueless
when learned-for' such articles are
made by hlaciiinery at far cheaper
rate~4he would then have expressed 4
the nnvarhished truth But rs hun n
dreds q 'oar g gIl1s ga, ana .s' an,ll,ns,ag
never consider this probability, the . s3I
crafty advertiser manages TO transfer ~ 81
their dollars to hisowns pocket. . s'osee1ss
Take another: 'Ea '+l -s93A'1 s'sa ss
as-s Madame retdtAs thaas.to her irissf. go
sas sa & s.1 an s 4 e s
Cd per With shtre Satisfaction SHE feel. snaadsa 1f
@saers ana 6soss or oraeies as relied AMI. & Y
y h s Saa .a az sas 5 .s
Does it seem possible that, in this d ss
enlightened age, such miserable abs 20
surditles. uttered by q brazen, olea- ~,
ginous, grossly Ignorant wom' n. can Y
find dupes who will credit thems- --,a.s !.
And yet, upon a visit TO the sorceresS,. n
the chances are that you will be de-, a.
tanned for an hour BY previous. appii-- 8 Z.
cants before access can be had to the
presence oil the buSon syDu-t lheIgs
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