The Tiffin tribune. [volume] (Tiffin, Ohio) 1848-1859, 1856-11-21

Look out, weishbor

LOOK out NeAbhooNl
The Athens Messenger prefxes notice Of US
with "The little county Of Seneca" Our 'little
county" numbers over THiRTY TnoUsASD-scatter-
cd over Is Of the best townships ofthe West. It's
capital is the great central city, the focus Of in
land commerce In Northern Ohio. Wonder what
geography they study in the one-borse town Of
Athensl
The ganduslSy River
Gould be exhausted by an ordinary sized
COW -ADother such a "gaunt, ungainly" enact
ated stream would be hard to find. Wen be 90
Hged 10 eat our hominy uncrackcd, unless the
mills are started soon.
row Il Your Time.
We respectfully suggest to the young ladies
the fact that Bessextile" has only six weeks
more of life. Their matrimonial prerogatiyes
will then cease, and not return for four years
and therefore they ought to be improving their
privileges. The evenings arc long-and the nights
ohilIy-and woe to the lonely, minated maiden
or bachelor Just think ofit--there are plenty oil
hickory nuts to crack with your young husband
by the plenty of yarns to spin and kiss
ses 20 steal, and the TIFFIN TRrBuNE to furnish
Amusement and news. To any Youngsters who
will marry before New Years, (and enclose us a
uoid doliar) we will furnish the Tribune for six
months, FREE OF CHARGE, and throw in pull to-
boot There's nothing likeGt, girls-and now's
your time, SO Ay round.
Harvey MoClelland,
Our good looking bachelor friend Of Bloom,
aome time since united his destinies with Miss
A1,nRA Fox Of the "granite state" We knew
nothing of the event till recently, but must con
gratul1te Mac on his happy exit from the miser-
iea of siugleness. A hundred years of luck and
love to them
Scott, Brother s. Co.
Are Offering splendid stock of goods in their
l.rce. double bar eled establishment. You 60
IN Al one side, "fat, ragged and sassy, and
emerge at the other, sleek, sweet and splendid.
unsophistioated.
Mr.. LocEE, Of the Bucyrus Journal, very in
nocently asks;
win Friend Gray inform us what 'Macglori@
is7 whether IL is stimulant or soporhc, and also,
whether the Judge was VERY sleepy or mott
MapIoria is variety of French Brandy-and
isa sopori6c or stimulant according to quantity
Il prngresses--iunny drunk,-fghtmg drunk
Gleepv drunk--and dead drunk. Positive, conf
parative, and superlative.-Is that lucid, brother
Locke 2
The judge looked as if he enjoyed his nap re-
markably we'll.
Plugging"
aIs this the pluggin' shop, Mister1'
The above interrCgatory was propounded to
BY a genius from Big Spring township, yester-
day, a. we sat scribbling at ourdesk.
',The what7'
aThe pluggn shop, where they duz pluggin''
awhat the deuce do you mean by the plug
GIN shop stranger2"
Here our adventurer gave grin like cata-
mount. displaying two rows Of formidable grind
err. rather the worse for the wear, and exclaimed
With the utmost contempt for our ignorance'
81 want pluggsr, land you're hi ofa man
not 70 know what pluggeris! want my teen
plugedH'
"oh. YOU want dentist.--Well Just trot down
10 DIR. Beilharz or Bunting, and they'll plug 20
both good ''pluggers"
",Bleeged to you, sir"
And OF he started in pursuit of the man
plugs.
silk Dresses.
The price of raw silk has fallon, in England
seyensy-hve cents on the pound. with down
ward tendency. We suppose silks will thereior
become more abundant here, but it is to be hope
the tendency Of silk dresses viii not be correspond
fngiy dorapafd in this country - They are al
ready down % the lower extreme of the --
- market.
Great Fires.
The unusual dryness the season has bee
Droduetiye of many destructive fires. The lates