Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1856-03-20
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Thar never Waa better oimoefAF enan ~hN Fl
Jsks Rorsrs, On he yssrth, Sllsrs A'ssndsn b.
bsEhssuss snd spssshiiyins every chance ano fr
Re tbs Barson. could giEs = rs''On Tor the d
f-;.h Ihai uss in him-hs has allsrs been lO0S-
"a uo 70 a. sort u oracle in Perlitisal mat to
-. .Sd noes Ihs history Of The United States in
p.sk and iss Orful iniquihei, the hrH and h' ',
.nps..,Ors Ihs distribution Of the PublE lands AZ
.sS an the usa surss the old Wings used TO II
=, . A. on the people 90 bard. In TACT, 0n' a,
nj. T.h. vss dimOcrsi from the top Of bis e
h..S !. The sole Of bic feet, and from one side
.,,t1,O,eh 10 The other. and Aunt Nancy, his
vih. vm just as ranbun'tOu' on the subject
- himself, only little more so. h
Hov M. Eastman, l don't like TO expose
TplIs Jake. but the thing i' so good III have
q ~ yOu SbOush. l.
La, summer thar cam Into our settlement
a Miss yOang man. sent out. as ! larnt' from
sour place 70 make No NuthinS, but he didn't
Z. ~ 40 What he cum for tfust. Howsomev-
-. hs uphsd in quite lot on 'sm, principally
Whis., Esd lspl that sum Or EN- intended
Ayvln9 thar hGnds % Unkis Jake. Thinks l.
I'D sIlsrs. you'll be bArkiu' up the wrong
.v... s.f.in, but the fuSl think | nOed they got
kola Of he old man. treated him, told hi'n
"a. IA, DinOsraG vas all jain on EN-
AaA wasn't no Wing trick, nor nuthin' Of
ah.l sOr,-thSt the Pope Of "rOam" vas q
sunmin' here to use up our Government 70
make priests Of the boys an nuns Ot the gals
that all the other denominations Wud have
"A cave il an wear crosses and kiss the POPe's
A;0 .os-.haI the No NuthinS we're gOin to stop
ali these ivil things-gOip' 10 regensFats the
lana. and bnng things back to the days oi
aiusrAl JacksOa-lha1 Gov JacEsOn'' 'olks
au sIl fur 'sm, tooth an Toe nail, and that
,witA one thing end another, the fHst thing
Tynsl. yehs HoOd be was . regular ringtsiled
HoHuIhia. They duA she ole man at nits'and
sxtas "A wSs all uyeI hs started home, an as he
v.u. along bic mind vas full Of ulsgvinS,hOw
aould 10 tGss Ghs ole 'omans What would
eiuss.l JSoksOu cay II he Nas alive' How
sOsId As nSss his old DmOerAtic friends sgin
aad Suddenly YssOlles.ed that Ths Union, (shs
old va.shmua on the tower Of our Pertca
ZiOu, % bs sssd 10 call our pAPer) was OPPo'
sdtoh All these things begin to work ir
Unsls JGks's mind. till by the time DO 60
AoHs he Was In powerful SWivst.
He found Aunt Nancy sitting up fur him
aA Unkl0 Jake be never was ashamed to NEE
Der ASOrs
sw ~ - . a2hak yaaYth ha
kspt yoS out 90 late ct night for Uncle JAh
vas very regular in HE habits,
,Wy Nancy, / been rOuud--attendin NEE
y to nits.' I'D he. quite hesitatin like.
wat kipd Nv : msstin.' SeS she.
wy sOrs Of psrtical meotin. shvsr
eli ever. fur he Was powerful Uneasy BY ih
-
'wsl,' Sss che. fiyOq'vs been tryin to hoA
vou souldnI Be in better businss, for / lsyr
shss some as call themselves dimOcrats, hsv
iinsd 'sm. IdOn't like 'em no how, Jake. fu
Ihsv don't sum out epen and above board, bu
sE pOhia around at mite in alleys and dark pla
So but thank the Lord you amt wun @
ssn, hr no eouldn't live with one OF 'tr
hsavs my life. But what makes yOn look &c
SasOb' are ysu siek' Bless my life il 20
siaI got . chill on you, and your hands as col
siss. what's the matter, Jskef'.
'AuGhin mush,' seq Unkle Jake, I don'ttss
ssEy vslllo mite. ole oman, an III go 10 bed,
% saying be sIipt into bed, and the old wOma
aEIsT him.
Bimsby Unkls Jake, Grtsr toSSn and ro
ahOut, gits to sleep. aud dremt that all his dim
lssaI irisAds he used TO be with 80 mucL woul
have nuthin To do with him, and that b
ssuidu't no longer vote his old ticket, Tor h
sls friends and bic old principles, and he grOa
I'd in spirit.
Aunt Nancy walked him up skssrsd to det
aad Unkls Jake had TO out with the who
EAinE. AunA Nancy jumped out Of bed al
asslsrsd shs couldn't stay thar that no nut
il sOuldn't snm nigh her. Unkls Jake at Il
SOld her Of shs would forgive him. he'd
early iA the mornin and git out Of the thin
bal she told him no. she couldn't stand b
III mornin. an directly Unkls Jake hauls
BE close. and went ost and got the Preside
I'D sum more On 'sm together, and swore
sust 5is out siOrs mOrnin or kill sumbOdy Of
They let him Out-snd when he got loose,
sang. be shouted be danced, aud sspsrsd
sboy-hs Tun hons aud liked 10 : Gques
Aunt Nancy 10 dsth: ahs, good soul,
nItily rilsd about Il and powerfully distress
bst ssalsd bis pardon with akiss OifOrgivsn
~sd ist by-gosss b By sonss.
One man soon aFssr hintsd 70 Unkls
IA h haard he 3aa a M nnthin uhAn