The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1856-02-27
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1otde Adior Of Me Uaioa:
81 Aa. UNIoS:-- Look We hr--consarn yer
pictures. ! don't like yer no how; yer alters
i aotsin US iellcrs and tAkin abou; It's, its e.
nough tew make a preacher NAL. Well,
nov. oak itsr. I'm goin tew let y1n know
/ the sort Of iellers we is anil how We does
things up, an If th.t don't shut yer mag, it
ant no use a tahin. Yer talks agin our
mee.ins. our sasercy an al thrt sort thing
well now I'm agoin tew tell yer how we do
msnage our mertirs an tend ew our busi-
imss, an al thar. an praps y,d know better
arser this than disin at US sounmNci al.
Well ye see, Sunday AFTERNOON | was
over tew preachn, IA arter twaf out WAS
watiu at the door tew sae Lie Herson
cum out--l reckua yer don't know Li2e?-
Well now tell yer she's SUN gl(, but |
was goin to say while were wai;in tew see
her, who should | see but Bill! Jones lo5kn
straight at me; the mint seen Bill he civ
\ me the wink an walked ahint the meetin
IL bnnse an f,,aral hin, Hs L,,haJ n;ybtv
nar,ik slar S.u ba tow mo Joa were 1,on
ew call special mea!ia th9 boys Tues
4 dor n;,b, -, ,v,, mat ba a, b,,l a.,
. mind tev. tell all the f.uers v.r secs tey
come. I'm thur, ssz [. gool sez he. an [
slarte round ,c to the DOR agin tcw see
T;ze ae,r,, she'd leave when who shouu
ace bat that tarn Il sam EIine, 81 Hin IN tew
bAr.. liz roiz ou. his cnssed b,ok an she
h,s, o,,.;;;e ~ material os von,l s,v beans =
Wel he fhfaaay III at ar %. M, vo.'d bet
tor hl;ava T. 9Sr r;s 5;4,,t sav nothin
l,,. rall.i tnyy l,na y, II a. borp,. =
III. ,,;ut - !, a;oh ooo,,,ro3 .ths1ai j
,,,t;,, ho,I os Lila, 4.,. ,ol,a r.pors d, i
Isr,..,.,n siln,tI make tho fo,ks tev LDn,
- aro,od t,..a now 7 ra.,,, r d;l
tlander was ,ip an should let down som.
whar--that are was hard nj tht ON cats,
licked tab ahint the fire an threw kit into
the biIer--that got dads dlnder up, an the
way he iawed me war caution.
Well Tuesday NIGHT Ben an starts. for
the lodee. we went down Sauire Burson's
dry boiler tcw the creek, an then turned UT
4 the creek till we kim tew Sum Parsons run
an then we took up the run till we kim tew
coon bend an then we takes up the small
( run al the end the l4wreIs till we kim tew
the cliffs. an thai whar ok Jue Williams
had a coal bank we stopped You'd bstter
tlieYe we war neer gin out, twar dark as L.
rypt, as old uncle Jeens vews'il' tew say
The way Ben cussei war caution. Sez
be don't see why We can't meet up tew the
collar aud not be breakin our shins har.--
( L,rd Amt we sulfsrin for the luatrc, [ wish
n ahe devil had the TURNER'S. wont git the
n kniks out nv back for year artcr cumir
sup that are cussed hill.
vi waltasI xor aoo;n i " IN 20, wo Kim
!. :. ,he c,al bans an o,,,a c.,,s,,n.a ~,
N 1 ~ way sort o nlaee YER new h,.rn on
4. y, III ra,ero, ~ I var m. ye,mi,e
AN, ~ ,hat A. nIace in var iints w.r
s. ,,-a,,,,, J., ver .,,ldu,, ,,aet iii, tb;n
M ti,e I'll. Al owIs / heara thev pevel
y .a,L.;l tl,at aro hank since II fen ii On tba
,sa iii I, ,,slishn,n lont as. Il. hal
q, ,,,,., i = I'll him out an every one shv,,
Il IN. bolIar arter that In SAM kim arcaad