Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1856-11-13
Camp Nee ing Talk.

Camp Nee ing Talk,
A chap down South Xeht TO Camp.
meeting and gives the following amusing nc
count OF the dlsjoinled CONVEX alton lie heard
there:---
Preaching had not begun, and pr"menad
ing was in pr"gress. We took a convent
ent stand, and tried 10 catch The r, marks
the various couples as they went slowly b,
us. Ht-
"Yes, indeed" 1.-TWO girls talking. %
course) sand my Brother Tom says that
Henry Soker brags about the many lin lac
has kissed her right in the mouth. and he
never slaps him a, all when mbody i. by.
and I'm sure should die if people wa, l."
talk OF me ms they do about her"
Corn is up again. you know. and shnll
apeck. and consequently
'.Wha, u spectacle this is, TO he swan.
Chaw All wondah il these people ID, M
p"o'y eu', ailt ,he--bui'd thryah own tents
owu hiwah men 10 do II iowah 'em. Must
be gweai boah TO-
BE married IL six weeks from Last Tues.
day heard ma linking about il, but yon
mustn't mention il for the world. II is ii
great secret.
Really nrw, and she's rs ugly as''-
THE finest snw y"'ieve saw, sir. Pure
Berkshire, aud has nine splendid pigs. 1t
was the best trade l ever made, and
wonldnt take thirty dollars for.
"Scollopped petticoats! only look, Amy!
Nine nnunces aud hoops in the bargain!-
o., how should love to-
"Go to picnic on Thursday? Oh, thank
you. You don't knoW how | would lore 10
be present, sir, am so fond Of the exhilera-
ting dance, but father says
Il am truly graiiiied, my dear young
friend, 10 learn that you are deeply i'm
pressed with The necessity Of immediate re-
pentance, and shall this very day make
"'ren yards Of gimp for the bosom, and
maroon velvet binding for The neck and
sleeves, and oh, Emily
THE finest baby you ever saw--black
eyes and large limbs, six weeks old, and
weighs
"Sixty -one pounds and quaaier 10 the
bushel. More better in the country. Free
from garlic and cockrel, ard large grained.
hold it at
"Siillopois, next Saturday. Bob Both.
sides, the former Congressman, will speak,
as he says
"Ah, Mr.. Pepper, you Aatter me SOL
Just see how horribly Kate Wilson is dress
ed. She trW wear yellow, though 1t makes
her look like
"F.vo- and agy, believe. They've all
been laid mp with it, aud now the poor
mans got -
The s,ceeiesf bonnet I ever saw. Where
did yon get it? | must recommend your
sister 10 pnir"-
.Wa,rr,nrl"n patch. Stole every darned
ore. Some Of 'rm bon, hall ripe. / swow
I'll shoot them 81 they dnnt"-
Go 10 the Whi'e Sulphur. 1t is the
best place in the Whole world, ma'.m. I've
seen some oi the u os' wonderful effects Of
the waters. Tom Holocaust was cured
Of
"Twen'y-iive pounds of butter week.
Aud always get quarter Il I'ulnl AID
somr,imrs"--
''Four eggs, two landsru Of fnnr. II dab
Of yeast, half lin cup lull oil molasses, and II
makes
The best mlnure | ever used sir
Vastly superior 10 guano, or superphospae.
Two hundred and fifty pounds 10 the acre
raised me-
Tine l,androme>t woman on the ground.
can see none equal 10 her, excerpt Miss
Mary -, and she's gnl'-
"Byh hind legs spawned. And there's
speck in her RICH, eye that's bound to-
THAT beautiful girl IN black over there.
never saw her bul once before, and that
was at
"Mr. Muggin's failure, sir. And he has
taken TO drink awlully, and on last week
had
'llis head under my arm, and was Plug
ging him in the mouth, when he got my
finger
Between the 10Th and Is h Of Sepfem-
Der, | will get my wheat 10 market, and il
sill bring
"ilis grey hairs in sorrow 10 the grave.
Oh, it is awful 10 think how az
.,Ctose she hangs 10 his arm. She ou.:M
to be ashamed Of herself, and never suw him
IIniil'- .
William was born twenty-five years
ago last April. am an old woman now,
and the sr,y hair IN ,ke>"-
Zoo! i..,. >'Prrarhing viii now com
menc." said The Presiding E der, and we
Heard No more.
How "Freneh Bran6.ies" are Made.