The morning comet. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1856-1856, 1856-04-29
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When Mrs Digs begins 10 feel that The
lcng-expceted time has al last arrived, she
will walks biggs from the sotnd sleep he
will be enjoying, and OH his asking What
| ;e ihe msltat ~ he will be informed NY
Mrs D;ggs AZ soon az Diggs ran hastily
get IN his rantalncns. boo's and eoa', be
shall take The ct,e If Mrs Digs and gc
Immediately fet tha N,,tea. tbs Gtahd Mis-
t.ess II Uiegs ho,,snhclJ. A socn as she
s'ars hot foot within hiz ,irt,, aid efiet =,
emting the Grand Mistress 10 the sad
,loot he shall 'uto,m the family phys'r'es',
who shall Immediately repair to l'igtt'
Castle l,iggs shall also 'nneey The in
f"t'usti"n Of what 10 TRANSPORTING teel' VIM
hold rank II, his household Mis- mothe,-
in Ia w. She shall appear in whafevet
cl"tbea she shall find handy. the state ri
he' nerves On learning The facts being i"
surh condition ms 10 prevent an elaborate
toilet On arriving ~ the Diggs Tastla,
she shall excai,o, All my poo', dear
Emily p snl hook ~ Uggs, as If she
| Thought him The worst n Criminals Uiges
IN receiving this look in silepee. shall ea,sa
the head cook and The Maid NJ the Fed
rta,nhefs to he callatl. an, 10 IN waiting
IN an ante room Tor whatevu. otln,s The
Grand Mistress ~ tha Household may send
them. D.ggs is exrarietl H. faithfully OK
acuta all these ot'iets IN MI less than tat,
minutes, and when they ere accomplished
U'ggs rs al libetty IT, .et,te 10 his private
apartments. and there await further otders
| ftru the Grand Mistress II The Household
| IN the meanwhile his ne,, o"s sysiem may
te1p;re Dittle weak tc'ldy. and ~ the IN
| tetvals NJ ptopIiog his nerves, Dggs shall
frequently teclate that he wishes The thing
was all aver.
IN The ehsmber er Mrs Dieas tbeta shall
only be The physician, the Er<nd Mistress
III the household anl the mc'het- in law
Tho latter distinguished parsonage, hetnte
| ,psny days, will make an elliott 10 o,,trsnk
the t,,and Mistress of ths Household, and
IN the tilts winch ensUe consequent ul"n
ibis eA'"t, biggs is expected T." take 10th
s"les and ta,ty water ON both sl",|dnts--
The cock shall ,e'ite 10 the kitchen. STIR up
be fire, and hold he tselF ready for any se,-
wire needes. The Maid 81 The End, ham
''n's shall assemble he,self Anywhere with
j" railing distance from the J"pt ii Mrs
piggs. apartment. and when Tho Grand
Mistress NJ tho Household gives her orders
aud tells het MT 10 ba all day about it she
shall obey 'hau,.
Al The moment NJ which the signs arc
ptopti"ns, Digs shall be informed that i.
is nearly all over D;ggs will put mote
questions than ran he answered, and he
will ba told tn wait little while lenget
that his dear Emily 10 beating up wonder
fully, and frequently calls upon hss dear
Tommy. Thomps Diggs shall sigh and
wish II was all over again
IN tho morning wben tho room is p'f IT.
rights. Diggs shall bp called H. Mrs bieg's
apartments, and the child shall be presented
to him by the Grand Mistress ii he Hm,se-
hold and Disgs shall examine H. NJ. first
with profound establishment, md then, nc
Stunning joviaI air. shall touch ,ts little
cheek mud call it It the dear ~reoy, besny
litte thing" Diggs shall then kiss his
dear Emily about one ,Ioxsn times, anh Ax-
press much sympathy for her suffering -.
Mrs Diggs will tl'en give him distinctly h.
understand that, that child is the last, and
that tnan have M idea of Tho suf1e,;ngs ri
poor woman. Tho thild's name having
been long fixed, p,ggs shall then ptoceed
tn the pator, and taking down tho ianily |
Bible. shall msks minute tptotess ve,bnh |
of The birth Of the child, m accordance with |
the long established usag.s Of tho American
sovetn,gns.
500" s,ter day light. tbs sunts, the cous-
ms, and oil the relstions that are recognized
by tho family, including all ths relations
ot the mother law, shalI call vt the
house, and be into,.n If all the par
ticulars by the nother-u-Isw The
cook and Maid III the Ee.chambcrs will
convey the intelligence over the bsck. yard
fenre to the cook and Maid of the bed
chambers mkt 'loot. aud they will convey
IL 10 the cook and Maid Of the Eedcha,n-
brts NJ the second yard, SD that every fam
lily in the block shall rece;ve intelligence
Of the inyful event by breakfast time.
Digs viii then take his break fast with
out gr',nhl,ug about the cookery, and pro
coed 10 his place Of business Nv his man
ner Digss will indicate 10 his sovercigus
whether ihe child is boy or girl. If it
a boy, f,'gss will be unusually D;vely-he
will walk with spr'ng-his face will be
covered with smiles; he will, in fact
make every one he meets exclsirn, "'rhere
goes y happy 'og", II IL Is girl he will
feel happy and look happy, but his happ;.
ness will be- subJped, quiet ard cal a.
When he arrives at his place Of business,
he win t.ers proclaim the gre,t event, and
is not expected ~ notice any little Joke
which may be ~tpetrated at his expense
Digss will return home NJ least xix times
during thc first day. He will look at the
rh,ld six times, and, tickling its cheek
with his finger, will sometimes excIa,m
"Oh, the dear weeny. beeny little th'ngp