Smyrna times., 1856-05-21
d, WHOLE NO, 269,
DIGGING FOR MONEY

DIGGING FOR MONEY, -....t. s.r
What are you digging for!''
:" am digging for money"
me news fied-the oilers collected.
we are toidynd are digging for money 2"
Weh' amt digging for anything else 90,
Have you any luck o. ~.
ter take hold" ~ "0U '''-
All DOTTED their coats, and laid hold most viz.
orously for time. After throwing out some
cart loads, the question arose
When DID you get any money last ~
Saturday night last"
| Why'how much did you get!''
"Four dollars and half''
81" Why, that's rather small :"
ITS pretty well-slx shillings day is The
regular price for digging cellars all over The
The spades dropped and the loafers vanished.
- @f-.'.s .fir.a %. ..,s
THROW A LITTLE OF Thar Iy.-"Can Won
take off my baird hcre!" said grave. tan, -
slabslded Yankee, to an Albany barber: ftelinT
al the same time his chin with noise like a
crater IT'S light baird what DIVER tax I
Three cents for light baird, amt il %
"Yes." re
"Waal, go ahead, them #.u aGI
"While the barber was rasping three cents
worth from his chin, his 50 sitter" saw-an ASST,
tant putting cologDelNpon. customers hair.
Though quill in the cork of a bottle.
Look o'here, squire" said the Yankee
:" can I you squirt some o that pepper Sdrse on
70 70 my head' tew! Say, can't you throw lit.
tie o that in, for the three cents %
PRACTICE, WITH THE PREACHING.-Dr. War.
rem, warm advocate of the law in Massacb,-
setts legallzing dissectiOna Bd directing the mn
nlcipal authorities Ito furnish the phvsieians
WIN bodies Tor that purpose, has by will left
his own body for dissection. and his Skeleton
Tor preservation in the Medical Museum. He
did this to break down what he. considered a
| suPerstItIous reverence for dead hpman hodv
winch Intertered, he believed, with the acaui-
Sltlon vi knowledge very essential to the living.
and their exemption from disease and sufferi19'
MATRIMoNY M kENTUCKY.--Durlng last
year there were b,6SS marriages in the State
of Kentucky. The majority of natri,no,,iel
alliancesw were formed during the v;,,iarar,Is
december taking The lead. Most. of. the
brides were beIween.I9 and 20 years Of arc.
ana most OF the groems between 20 and 25.-
Two ladies' married at 10 yAars-oDe GIRL at
-, and several under Is. Three 'hundrf6 ard
forty-six boys under 20 years ofege were mar
lieu curing the yeaT!irts1 ri. ee-4 .sss.a..,...,
I " The present population Of the four great
States of the Union is estimated as fcilbeoss II.
7' New York, @'sts9'a- 49, "a. 47o5a5aoa y.
10 Pennsylvania e-r'al -l;y! 2.542s96ir ..s.,
Ohio, R-Ws'rs bs s-oss - E,3lI,OI7s.s..,
/ Virginia --,-v-~--- l,5279I3
The population Of the United States. ard
Territories Is estimated tobe 27,lI3,2S7:being
gain Of nearly bA00o.000 since the last cen.
SuS' 'sn'>s19a s>d1 10 ssaes &. .,g.... :.
.PsrRiFkcrrON. IL Nine years ago. a man died
OF dropsy. and'swas buried in. Middlesex, VT.
ana y oelng desirable to remove the corpse 10
Pomtret recently, the body was disinterrod
and found to have become perfect tstone. a-sIs
hard as marble and not in the least altered from,
the appearance oEtbe his DEATH, The,
corpse weighed bge bundred aud fifty pounds.
[ Wshat IS more remarkable, the BODY Of a Oil
buried by his side Was Wholly coflsnnied ,S5I,f
few of the prime PAL bones reIsa inlp qss ' =
r. :. .na, 2tssa sd 50 s.w ss3Gi 3s.t a.. ,
CuRIogs lNCIpFNT. "A mother and Eerdaugh-
! ter who res 'ded .nrthe sam" house iI Alluny.
N. ", we're 'c6nfiiied on the same dav LAS,
week, each' haslngi'a ,sonav The sba bies were,
both put an lhe7same cradle, but by some means
| ne nurses became confused, and neither they.
nor the mothers, could distinguish between he
badies, nor tell Which was the mothers NOV.
(which the danghter's child. The families. are
In great distress about the matter. /. - =
'1BARNUM's WT.-During his late exan;na.
tionstnaNew Nlork, Barnumrs STATED that his nplv
occupation was g tending bar" and Thar IL
i had been occupied In this business ever ts55ns
the lawyers had been pallifna i4rY,,s4,i5 fsi,t,
bars of the different codrts vt'Ihtp eriinsos far,
his creditor reaharked suf The icoarsesot.ibe ~
9ulsltSS3 shqti rvs, agesslY Yg4l lie 2rpulbs
/ That iall iron the u 76au's.ia ST ~ e. IS
80 a.ss,y -r y5ute dogs
A pktOSyr IAoy.4A aNwo rndnn IA Ssr,, ssf,,,1
for 6usbaud, wants him 10 be not ,t,l,,,
ly religionssh but of ssgnod rcRaras,, Sr9 ~.
suppose the Rdy has discovery fhat M a.: 81
tass e H F 'i0qS aqs pct gffe'f s
- 9, sai.1oth lA ,heas sslr, 'io g3algosat .o.,
| LIBERTY NOT .REcOeNIsEn. -. Nc - -
/ copper money of France stam,t,es n ~ 4 ig
of Liherty win he a 4egal teigfsrs i,gs .;,e..
OF aexh Octohor.'e1sg Fis3ci lc oses.. a., trs,
j or Sleeping ia ehdfchfs A wave, o,,s. ga,
ina isntaOf Religious Liberty butloud snoriD,,
Is q. nuisance to more quiet and respsctable
sleePers;aa55 Doe, n. "a ..,,.,.,...
/, W 4 large gang of ,connterfaiisrs wassar.
rested IN Detroit, Mich, 90 the l2lh instant - -
Eight thousand eight hundred dotlars w;I.,.,f
Paliy on Canadian banks, were takeflf6th tbs5t
OF The planters and merchants Of the Il.
land of Cuba have presented a me moral ,o,hr
Queen of Spain asking permission n, - ane
INTO me Island, as an experiment, forty tbou-
sand colonies from the coast Of Africa. '''1
! Marriage. - '7lastfs iPp' ~
agasaE - g..8ssg Sfa7aisss ,s..e.s.
bess e y ~ re"l"ia spsPn ea spgiPg lamb
4 Gs7- An army Of lapc ctefr doc,r,.a