New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1856-07-03

ss St N a A of Fegsa Islands
!, never WAS what you 8can smart. Wt,,st
ut and acting ct
MAD always was smart He wls in fact te most es
7 cessiVey sin1aatan aneous man ever knew
one dayir voIoeitating Down
f1ffh Avenue IL ulkey. just behind 4
trotter not what you call smart ryseIf
bnt though Mad better have et i.
swarth somewhere else and On tie Island
| IN particular Before could say,sh easy over theS
stones MAIDS wheel went over something
it was an alderinans right foot-atld Bp went TnsS
only surviving br0therinto the ain like d brek. at@
electiortme, and fell fat as buckHheat cake Oh te
sidewalk. ID n se#sls5S M
Excheqner Harrison, Of Milwaukee, and ptekef
the fraternaI up. $$i55s# s
Madison, are you sensible2 said tie Exefieoaer.
& What.l you give for the sulkey as Sic runs
Check replied Mad IS he undid bis optics. e
really believe hed gone stunned if he hadn't dtst
concluded to stick somebody. 3sssS
s Forty dollars" said Check, looking down the
street at the team al it Taeoney'd along. 81
$sss. Done !" says Mad. He hadn't the word out Of
his mouth, before treebox took part Of the sulEey
and humiliation the balance. Exehequer Harrison,
Of Of MIgaukse 1I get one Wheel good order
We caughtth trotter. and then Mad became very
much laid out, indeed. said nothing; but reckoned
tat he was getting better rather too fast the
!" He can't travel said Pres Haynes, who lad JUST
called cab. e e s5aIntrity below par t's
5ss you twenty that can ride her in bareback
ed Tnnttered Mad very family with both eyes shut.
And he did. That twenty and Checks forty, lust
brought him out on the square. 5E5 IA. 8s
VS. such Was my brother Mad. youth both gifted and
plots-li the Cincinnati sense OF the Wordfo for be-
hundred thousand dollars. Still his had
It's backslidngs since previous to- his 24th annual
birthday he had spent It all and his Life ever since
mas been Ike that Of the celebrated old oaken bucket
either up 70 the top Of the we'll pouring out down
n at the bottom, taking in.
l have begun with my brother Madison putting 81
him little out ahead Of myself on the same prinefe
pie shat young lady at a party takes a beau or al
cdpeaoma, to pilot fprewise along and ease her
debut off little. We're one of the smart sort5this
would be needless But I have also had my own ex-
society having Travelled % to speak, Upward of SUM
al Times on my shape. and seHlioceasIonaiy on rail-
roads, steamboats, oxwago ,triumphaI chariots and
cellar-doors {, But was with juvenile arioal
helped by the application Of metal (saning thereby
tin pewter, brass dough hrads, ready, heavy dnst
5PcahaIy s vhsa tun9T5 ora or
ses said an old driver to me during the innocent
apple-stealing days Of infancy.
1 Buy an ography Il Barnum !s said q man at rnYSs
elbow as was lanehing one morning at the Astor
House. looked around and remembered him aa &
thrifty sparlng bookspeddler SO very sparing
deed, that he was saving with his nouns eztraeco-
nomieal with his ad!eetiyes and clipped words
generally as ii they had been coin. Buy an t9gra-
ply i Barnum n? said thinkfnlIy to- myself, as d
went upstairs with the book.
% I. Who comes next?' To judge from the book
sellers ads and the police reports, one might reckon
that every man In America has his life taken about
twice on an average AL who go through the world
pushing the big SNOWFALL of fortune before them,
have got to find out; sooner later, that time will
come when its size and nothing else, will urgently
call for a written description of the roller.
6 Why, might just as reasonably set down some
of my own notions Iain,t sInart-what of it ~ and
as stetson handed over the key Of my room, looked
him solenlnly in the face and said
az wilI!r ats
3 "Will what2n answers Stetson.8
III and bequeath to you my: everlasting bless
low that toploftical garret where I'm slowed Why
it's s0high up that can see the sun rise before sun.
down. and Ihave to star before bed time to get down
stairs in time for dinnerI % 7 s ri 81
8 10 shall be done, said s.. A.. Here James move
there, some ofsyou! Take this gentleman's baggage
TO No.-N And twas accordingly in No that ii
this commencement was cogitated and crushed cut.
From my window could see Broadway andthe Park,
the incorrectness of the City Hall clock and the i'm
posing fronrof the Hall itself which, according to
the newspapers IS nothing at all compared to the
posing work which goes on inside. could see Win
dnst:s over the way through the endless ghostly
Wnirts OF wind and DUST which the City Fathers
beng as they were no conjnrers) had not succeeded
in laying And lastly, colld behold the great Tenn
pie OF HHnbug, with its waving banners and myriad
signs, and all the pomp and circumstance Of gamnon
From time to time as the omnibus Wheels and cease
less tramp Of endless promenaders lulled q few, 4
could hear blasts Of something like music from bal
cony in front of the Museum variegated with the oe
caslonal squeak pig ofa lady just escaping We
hicuar death by about hairsbreadth on that cele.
brated crossing which IS according to Travellers (who
ought to know more dangerous than the crossing of
the lsthmns ever was in its worst days 7s
I" IHis,''' said T. as / looked out on the world in
general, and at a white coat which sIoped into the
Tribune Buildings, this is the correct spot to win
This is about the centre of the hub Of the great wheel
of the American world There is no discount on this
town! Foreign activity is like millwheel: it goes
round mighty fast when the waters high but it don't
get ahead! ! American movement is like the wheel Of @
a locomotive the quicker its turn roundatiyeness
the greater its getalong Welcome thou busy scene!
for in thy presence shall the Observations Of Mace
Sloper be begun y