New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1856-04-19

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The deed Il acsompl ED. BfY wife yfIas gos b
piano and now farewell the eVell
content and the evening papers and the big
that makes ambition virtue oh, fareWelsg And On
ye mortal engines rnde throat8 The Immortal
Jdve'a dead clarnors counterfeit but stop Can't
bid them farewell for one of them has arrived
1t came Oh dray Six men carried IL into the pagioF,
ana unssdd and awa agas sGn ass hs
limbs And such liy Wiie haa cas1-l
menced To- practice. and the first she
machine thought We we're in 1aidss of fhuIder
storm, and the lightning had struck the efockeTE
chestg The cat, with tail erect, took d bee line aF
particular friend On the back fence, dend
ssixsshilng pane of glass baby aNoke, anl
iltfls te.loE tried fis bs n beat the
teacher tlas besr introduced into tho house s
says he is tile Iast of ~ apoleaas grHnd
wears a hage looks At nls
and1never errepn1e again-by. Hid yed
tract az oIHra ths cthsr his
fsaroaah hls hasr
re- syss ap at tHe
fhett down one VI hs and I5heara q s.
| AgnsEai setns sTnilar to8 thas prUfaced by d
Tsaeh nsa 4aacang tenor string Of
fhFpush Es5 HUI II U ss
He touched his sharab, thatiat j WIS III Ill
orchard listening of s iacEas.
y aowas llsx fsaaa s,ttI;,,g as sss fhegg
sudden he stopne AeiishS mi ii
happened Then down GANG osE INN aIf HI, Fl usiil
II thought a hurricane had struck Shas hasan ami y
the walls were caring in. ggas s t1Ia4
beear, and ton Of coal was utaa nv haais
Ithought the machine bad burst when fhe
| noise STOPPED. and heard my wife siacsa
" Exquisite!' !'f Is 8
& What the sdnce il the matter? III
The answer was
g Why, dear, thatsa La aonanaInhula NJ
tD--n Somnan1bnla W fhous sht !; aad TIE Gouda
rolled up his sheet ofs re- Ie calls has
for the life Of me, can't make II look Ike an ytng
else than rail fence with lot Of Juvenile nfgggra
climbing over it. Before the instrument Of torSufe
came into tile house. eonld enjoy myself but now
every learned woman ia the neghborhoed must be
blasted ahrieked HE locomotive with the
bronchitis, lave to praise tone, and when the
Vited guests are have to Exquisite ~
ghtful all such trash, While,
~ the same time know as much about nrlic aa
\ blind Goldfish. There are more tuning hammers
Il than comforts III our house, Fisa the in
Fentor Of the piano was troubled perpetual
nightmare and obliged to- sleep 10 ons oa his
A ments all his life. 5#s55 S8,5 Eli
AS for myself had rather nut my head under q
tin pan and be drumed toalesp with pair Of Shoots
ing irons than hear g La Somnanlhua tor any other
La thnmped out OF piano. Scatser pennies nfronf
i OF my house; and draw together all tile Wanderng
Il MINISTRIES IN the organs. dddiess
4 fambornes, ratt bones and fish horns.
VI nile monkeys crawl In my
three cent me he aWakensd at Initisli
by the cry of g " tie fire bells and
II have devil Of a time AL and
q VIII not complain but banisli the pianos has
got 70 go am 70 launch the machine
i out of the window the first dafE and my
II friends advise you to sleep cotton your eaga,
orWhen she gives her
y fallen ontgef bed Or Zen star q Eooat
upon yoag hopssto the infornlataIl of
Amerieas will state that a the pieces of brass wire
and VERY keys they hut the skeleton
s want fora Fefriger S9s