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beyond that of any other road. This pos
sesses little of the spirit Of aocommoda
ton. All that its managers care about
is big dividends. The public interest is
nothing to them.
A confidence" man--the man who
thinks he can help good looking servant
gal to cord the bedstead withou, getting
his head broke by his wife.
Now is the time TO beautify your prop
eTty, as we'll as to add 10 the appearance
Of The town, BY planting shude trees.
A responsible individual in n. Y has
written TO Prof. Liebig. of Germany. of
fesing TO guarantee him $4,000 for a
course Of scientific lectures In this coun
Try.
II is estimated that over two thousand
French babies were born on the same day
with the king of Algiers." The En-
pesor and Empress are god father and god
mother TO them all. by imperial decree.
Seneca Lake, in New York State, was
still crossed on the ice by horses ana
sIeighs--ifom the eastern side to Geneva
AS late as the 2nd inst. The ice was
about Is inches thick.
Money at St. Paul, Minnesota, on the
23Id February was in demand at five per
cent. month.
Geo W. Meeker, on old and eminent
lawyer Of Chicago. was found dead in his
room on the morning of the 2nd inst.
II is estimated tina: there are now IN
store on Lake Ontario and the Upper
Lakes $4,000 barrels OF flour. and ,564,'
900 bushels of wheat.
Habit il a child is at first like spi
der's web--if neglected, it becomes a
thread or Irvine: next cord or rope;
finally q cable; aud who can break II.
Daste's famous line, 'All hope aban
don, We who enter here! has been RECON-
mended as a motto for American railroad
cars.
Two London tailors once sent memo
rial to Parliament. which commenced as
follows; 'WE, the people of England
why nre fowls the most economical
things farmers keep? Because. Tor every
grain they give peck.
A vote vas taken among the passen-
gers on the last trip of the steam boat
Fanny BulIitt. which resulted thus
For FILLMORE %, scattering 2.
Charles.-'Clara, did poor little Cairo
have pink Robin round his neck when
you lost him?'
Cldra.-'Yes. yes. the poor little
dear; have you seen him?'
ChGrles.--'No, not exactly; but here's
piece Of pink ribbon in the sausage
A Snow OF SOME DEPTH. - Some idea
of the snow in the region of Montreal
may be formed from the fact that there
are drifts in the neigh borhood of The Mile
End twenty three feet high on the level,
actual measurement.-T Toronto Colo
mist
Daniel Webster once said that 'the
sin OF America was the sin of suretyship.'
There is written in mournful letters In
the history OF every man. the record
OF suffering by endorsements. 1t would
make the most extraordinary chapter In
human experience il The incidents OF this
feature in business were written.
Two Irishmen were in prison, one for
stealing ctw ehd the other for
stealing a watch. Mike said the Cow
stealer. one day. what o'clock is il?'
Och, Pat. hasn'i got my watch handy,
but think it's about milkin' time
We recommend to the ladies the fol.
lowing means Of keeping lips smooth
Gets lemon, and having cut ii into two
parts. rub herewith the lips frequently /
daily, AMI more particularly before ex-
posure to the open air. II that don't do.
rub them with the lips Of good looking
young fellow.
A man with scolding wife moved into
swamp where dumb ague was prevalent.
His wife was effec,ually cured. Good
idea. wasn't il?
A wag on hearing that man had Civ
en- up chimney sweeping. expressed his
surprise. as he thought the business SCOT
ed him.
The Rev. Antoiuette Brown has con-
cluded to settle In New York. Her
husband followed her to her new place of
residence.
When the editor of a Mississippi pa
per threatened in print ITO put full stop
over each Of the eyes Of the editor Of The
Louisville Journal" Prentice replied
"whiis ne i. putting full stop over our
sys,, vsyi!I put his nose in Parenlhe- /