Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-06-07
EXTRAORDINARY IMposTURE ExFLopEp!

| EXTRAORDINARY lMPosTURE EXPLODED:
An I0lD0riant Question Ne'1i'A' -
Jrrn,nprabIe efforts have been mahe hN
ma,hematirians 10 square the circle. II
is nov admitted by rational men that n"
such thing is possible. a question OF me
same sort, nearly, is often Proponh.'e"
which. for The moment. may puzzle a
man Of slow Wit, but which Is eventually
seen 10 be incapable of solution, likewise.
II is this What would be the con|e-
ouence of an irresistible body coming IN
contact with an immoveable one very
little consideration Is required ID eha'tP
one to discern that this Is c"hirauIrI'""
in terms. The closest approximation I"
categorical answer that we ever heard al
has been given by an eminen, paihoioGi"I,
Professor HOLLOWAY, who has proved hr-
yond all question that his extraordinary
Pills and Ointment are irresistible IN their
effects on diseases which, under every
other treatment were absoluIely lmmovea-
BILE. This is no empty boast. 1t IS true.
We court disproof. His medicines, We
say, are the greatest remedial agents thai
scientific genius ever invented. "Pshaw,
some contemplate professional starving.
or disappointed charlatan NAV cxcIaIm,
"what is il all but qLackery = Ignorant,
or unthinking people may be found to re-
echo the charge. But stop, friends. You
do not bear in mind that this very cry OF
"quack- quack- quackery," which is as ire
quenly raised against the true thing as
the false, savors itself of the greatest
quackery. Besides an imposition can
not last forever. If HOLLOWAY Medi-
cines are an imposlure they are the most
gioan,ic one that ever darkened clvlIlZa-
ZION. If they are an imposture they have
effected more good TO humanity than
thousands of oStentatiously benevolent YER
lilies. If they are an impOsture no other
imposture has ever originated like them,
for thew are the result o. the most pro-
found physiological investigation and pa
biological skill. If they are an lmPos'ure
then it is an imposture which the world
has been thankful for. The most emf
nenl medical men of the age have iesIifi-
ed TO their unparalleled effects as sanhilVe
agents. Princes and Poteniales have
borne voluntary testimony 10 their virtues.
Mobiles of natures making (as well as no.
bIes of mans making have alike acknowl-
edged in terms Of deserved eulogy their
extraordinary powers. There is scarcely
a newspaper throughout the world, winch
has not willingly made itself the medium
of communicating TO the public the as
founding cures which these Medicines
have effected. In our country they have
attained to patronage, tie extent o! which
is perhaps without precedent when the
com arauvely brief period Of their intro
duclon is taken into account. Professor
Holloway Can produce almost countless
numbers Of written acknowledging
from every cline and in every language |
Of their efficacy, forwarded TO him unssk-
ed. Who then is the imposter Let us
state few facts Of greater interest.
1t is Of paramount importance TO pre-
serve the blood in healthy condition, be
cause the blood, is the vital fluid, that is
The principal Of life, and when ii is af-
fpctcd the whole organization is affected
likewise. HoLLowAY's Pills clear the
blood of all impurities and induce heal
thy condition of the body. His ONT
ment acts in harmony with the Pills, when
it is applied 10 external sores. Both in
variabIv lead to this result. Mems sana
in cOrpOre SanO, "a sound mind in
sound body Sunday Courier.