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Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1856-12-04

I 90 BBLS. Fresh Louisville n , DEsAJLIC CE-
ARMSTRONG L co.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1856-12-04

OOO BUSHELS STRIPPED BLUE GRASS
AOO SEED.
200 do Clean BLUE GRASS SEED.
Inst racavei hv MSTRONG 4 CO.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1856-12-04
RIVER Is RISING

RIVER Is RISING.
HAVE 20 Negroes to sell, amongst them several good
mechanics and two three extra fancy girls willsen
bargains to men buying to kespin the city.
dec1 REEFS W. PORTER.
SITUATION WANTED,
A Clerk in some respectable house in the city. A
n Wholesale business preferred Reference given. Ad
dress this office. nov2T-f.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1856-12-04

1000 ReaIns Wrapping Paper.
store and for sale, at ghoesa without any proat
Il noV3-lm W. :. WtliEMAN.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1856-12-04
SITUATION WANTED,
SOUTHERN CONVENTI;

nELEG ATES the Southern Convention, to be held Ia
u Savannah Ga will be charged full fare the Nash
vile and Chattanooga Railroad and be furnished with
turn ticket Tree Of charge, If applied for.
dee1 Ii. l. ANDERSON, Superintendent.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1856-12-04

WANT TO HIRE-A good. honest negro man 10 help
w the Paper and Rag Store - the lst Of January
oe.6 W :. WHfPEMAN.
Nashville daily patriot. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1855-1857, 1856-12-04

100 BUSHELS TIMOTHY SEED. Just
lILl -.caiZaL and flr sale nv ARMsLEnNC. 3 co
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1856-11-25
Cincinnati, wilmington& 1anes-
willie Railroad

MERCHANTS, manufacturers and the public generally,
hereby respectfully Informed that the G. w r.
t. Company prepared receive and forward freight
roin the temporary Station in GAINESVILLE, Second street
north OF Man) Cincinnati, Morrow, Wilmington, Wash
Circsyle lancaster New Lexington and nterne
diate Stations Particular attention viii also be given tothe
forwarding Freight destined West
River from Cincinnati. sa-,'e tf11
Freight viii be received and delivered during the winter
months A. NJ to p. NJ; during the months
froT a. NJ. to p. n, and shippers avcrng the Company
giving every attention necessary Insure the utmost
romptitude safety in the forwarding Of property
trusted to their ~ :, S
Forfurther Information the Freight Tariff published by
- ii. x. SMITH,
.a-i a5aa les41i. General Freirht Aren+
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1856-11-25
Notioaa 9.

AHiNG sold out e Saddle. HARNESS. and Trunk Manu-
featuring part OF my business, shah devote myself
eessh Isinning business: the change much more
room and greater facilities,
city, Selusiyeiy In this business, and from nv long eer
eaes NJ and saddlirg
70 be able 10 render entire Eo viii
fayos ne H their Gus Very thankful the liberal
custom bestosed upon me- solicit
OF the same 4el JOHN RNOTE,
aos e-sf, Old Stand. IsS Main Street.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1856-11-25
Saddle, aaarnsas s 4 and TrnnI. Manuiao.o1y

Saddle. Harness and Trunk Mandatory.
EREMIAH b SHEPPARD and CIfAs. MoRtiAN have
y this day entered Into Saddle Harness
pard Morgan. + 'f-
part OF his extensive establishments occupying his
workshops, We have facilities for which viii
enable US to furnish ery
rates and Of The istsst anu most Improved style
We have hand fun III artcies In
our line consisting OF Saddles. Brdi-s Harness. Trunks
collars tns Carpet Bags sseheis, addle Bags, &c., &c
lowest rates. e45f ~ sltss = = -
Particular attention viii be paid ordered work; repair.
ing promptly attended trust by attention
and prices to mssit of pator-
age wsll has been 80 literally bestowed the
proprietor. SHEPPARD 4 MORGAN.
aeg2-stn Sol31 Main ST., cornef Of Union.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1856-11-25
Sod KQnt.

TINE subscriber having sold out 70 Messrs Shepard
Morgan the manufacturing his establs
ei would embrace this opportunity TO sneers
the last begs leave TO
his numerous friends aud know
Ing them 70 be experienced and in eysry way
worthy the confidence and patronage public have
no doubt render fgl satisfaction 10 all who may
favor them with their custom. -
aug s-sa JOHN KSoTE.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1856-11-25
IRA NSP ORT -A j ION.
Virginia Central Railroad. :
ORANGE AND ANJoRIA

q 5ISAILROAD.a Sf
gS
Great Northern and Southern ATail Route
FOR NORTHERN. SOUTHERN AND WESTERN
~ s TRAyELERs
TNWtce DAILY Sunday nieht excettcd between Rich
andiia. 4
Hours of departure at Rich
!, laSid ssis 4 u and Iso p. y.
and -
Arrive At Richmond: .1:3o P n. ana 4 A NJ.
Bassase eheek3 and tickets given through between Rich
inond and " ashirgton. 80
II THESE TWO RAILROADS HAVING 10 srRAp RAIL.
NORTHERN AND SOUTHERN N kII. :ye she bsss ss.ar
the Steamboat line. ~ - y - 20
FARE 6Elyxss RiS1Nosp AID $3.50
An Omnibus win be found always ready take through
and sher baggage Of wearing apparel
take their nsals, whether going North South.
washington AZ the TERMINUS Of The Road nearly conn
pleted % Danyle An Agent OF the Company viii receive
the Cheeks Of passengers from the Danve Rosd, and at
timore Depot.
route. ~
There chanEeO Of the nighttime between Rich
mond and Alexandria. f.I
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1856-11-25
CHICKERING'S PIANO FORTEs

~ OPENED THIS DAY, and nov. ready for
sale, fresh supply OF Chckerirg Sons eel.
l1H 81 n Debrated Piano Fortes, Of beautiul
y v nat and Rosewood hnish. and for briIaney OF
tone and OF touch cannot hs
country or and offered at the Lowest
rers prices, including carriage
Also. Prince Co.'s Msodeons new ssie with full and
sHel oI ne Rosewood hnis and at the lowest Bufain
prices h general stock Martins eeebrned Guitars
French and German XIclins, violnesllog flutes
sIes BanioS tamborres, Tuning Forks the beSt Ita6a
raj assortment OF Variety Goods. y
@ and retail Al the old Musie and Variety Store
No. 20 Union street.
my2 Jas NTT;IIoR j
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1856-11-25
: WHEELING VA. TUESDAY MORNING.
IRA NSPO ORTAlTION.
Cincinnati, Wilmington and
GAINESVILLE 4s5. &
.Es4A- RO AID.
Go 81

o. p IL NJ TIL r. o. " 6. II
DIRECT ROUTE 70 crsrIsSATI AND THE wEsri
Tive Pns-saser Trains Daily each way.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1856-11-25
FirstsprSnB sroclx.
Watches, Jewelry, Silverware

j.. Il. S co TITS
NEW and splendid IN be1a-r c,-
eeilsnee variety and eheapess any be has heretofore
I laoGerec his pAsrpns--Nlll b. opened on
MONDAY MORNING, efTH INST,
rhsrh he rsrrfnus Invites the asro1 o. tbe prb-
Nc zi22
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1856-11-25
NUMBER so
CITY BUSINESS.
sNcouRAGE AMERIoANs MANUFACTURES
lkutrLEtS,ss IBOeSsk. .Hk EsEsEs fsSxsas -.
Writing Fluid

SISoE this superior Firid has been before The Sahc
- now nearly two years 1t has constantly gaining
mold fluid = = - =
During the past twenty at bot
e together With smaller sizes inRraerabe aFe been sold
% bankers and merchants IN Cincinnati. Louisville Pitss
Buialo Oleyeland, Detroit Terre Hanse
sneennes polls, Evansville. FrAnkcst lexington
NAsnyie Louis YfekshrTs, fatehta
ana New Orleans u has also been adopted In State
pdItnsnis q ntue Tennesses and iiissispr Ithas
Cincinnati and Boisyile, and Diplomas Pike Me-
and Illinois. - sF' -
The following merchants bankers &c. Wheeling herv-
,oiers using Ink have purchased ]. bat
ierss Book Keepers Writing Fluid.
bank OF yEts; sreFehsnt.' sisehaniss
rsE sesasy 1sie.
Aonsei hely, HolloEay co Russell = ReAfee 6oEdon,
MattheEs Co.; 7. Sweeney Son; Dohne Coxan. OF
soyd boyd OF Oliver Pryor Jas. a. Stout Co.. Lamb
din Gilberxon Co.; Press.
For sale az manufacturers prices by iizf eSsa.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1856-11-25

1
'HE PRoPRIEToRs take great pleasure in expressing
which have sinc
newed exertions to meet aost e1cie.t man. tbe
api ls ssii,S az aeaaa for seess
experiences oft Principal heavy Banking and CONNER
e s s s 70 and GENTLE
b eraI
students By this new process, is drilled DESK iadtct
Satg step by seI until he has mastered routine
ssrped an appreaficestp fs karge sJcidi
biuhlers are, grest iheasare disspaed ss.sus
In addition 70 our engagsment OF accomplished Assist
ants we have also secured the services OF some OF the
most eminent Lecturers In ohio lecture ON commercial
Dur Instruction is too estendcd to narcari,s
neSe 6at " embraces every thing connected with DOUBLE
itsseientc upon IIisor
and History OF Eminent Men, C.
political Economy, Mercantile Law, Ethics Of Tae part
nership, &c. = -
TIE LADIES : DEPA R4afEST
now opened for the fes No oInsttution I'm
this Department - y course In
In eenclaslon, would tla. we shan a. forth our
best Efforts TO merit in stn az. at.
terng reception with which enterprise has met and a.,
e Ss
ctser similar Mercantile cotsgss Z n =
Among the many Recommendations. give the follow.
are I'VE the take pleasure
and TEACHER q Book Keep,ng which Is Of the
heavy and RaaS odss e an which 4a,
gives HIM superior facilities In imparting acffcal
Hoiotsdgs Of Book 1eeping and fl0roagl
l. J. ALLEN, III. d.
4 80 ~ President OF Farmers, COLLEGE =
L0RIN ANDREWS,
ssl ~. President Kenyon College
l =
To young men who wish 70 acquire .4usisess Edaca-
ron we think IL Affords facilities very seldom eaiae
Mr has the knoni-
sge and ap;ness in eachnr added practical Counting
Room aud feel confident that graduates from
ms College wiz be fully competent TO keep most conli-
] A r sroNE Wholesale and Retail Merchant ~
j. JANNEY, Secsy Board OF Control State Bank OF q,
1 j. f.pARA, Book Keeper AT ID. I. woodbaryis =
u ofERpiER. Book Keeper at Clinton Barx
/ IL y. MILLS, Sec,y Columbus Gas and Coke Co
| .; y. MASON, Book Keeper at ]. II. Riley co.s.
/ = eS- Por fun particulars send for circular g sa
IN GRANGER isei ARMSTRONG,
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1856-11-25

DIRECT RouTE 70 crsrisSATIs AND THE swKsri
Tive Passsaser Trains s,aIIys each, way.
Yand after Monday May 2c.h, trains win run as follows
:, Nss'E-ss - WESTWARD.
Leave Express. Accommodation
zanessie. 49,. s:l5 a. 81. $500 p n
isncasteT. =. -. .10so :. $40
Gircieyil ,li;se @ p. ~ $40
$50
ioyslsra:
EAsrWARp :. Il
Leave Express, Accommodation
Cincinnati ssS 4. ~. $3.50 7. y.
Morros - S;Sgs
Wilmington. :. -, ,...., spl ~ $50
lWastihgtcn.... ....-....... s44 . .;sO
Crcievie. 9.40 $40 49,
New Lexington. ........l ll.25 .. 1880
Arrive Zanesy ile. l2.bU p NJ 1900 -.
The 4:i5 Train leaves Zanesyllie the arrival OF the
Trasu O. o. r. r. from Wheeling, srryes in Gin
lcinnati az 5:l4 Pm
The " Train leaves Zanesyfiie arrival the
t1:i5 A. Train o. .. r. r. from Wheeling. as
Ohio passing through New Lexington, Lancaster Circle
ye Washington, Wilmington &c. all fine hourishng towns,
and II has beautiful ue There is large portion OF the
road that Is airline making II adesrabie route.
No attention will be spared the part OF the officers of
the Road make this pleasant route for the travelling
public to patronise. ss r sss..5sts sti
Mt Morrow With Dayton Xenia, Springfield, &C.,
and at Loyeland with trains for Hlsborough and Chilli
cOthe. 81
s-Tne Omnibus Line calls at ali the Hotels and upon
notice left with H. 0rndor two doors east Of the Stacey
House, will call for passengers in any part Of the city
my
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1856-11-20
The NIGHT Side of Lava.

Midnight vailed the heavens with inan-
itc blackness, as Hans Won Rosenbaum
stepped from the orgied halls Of the Kin
KEEL Kager Hans Zum Saus and Brus.-
The foam Of the beer still dashed his wild
beard, and the murmur of the eastern
breeze mingl ;1tEx@spul with the mem.
cries for "arodedpretzel p and "pring ia
de larger z aud the thrilling Of harps and
pianos-for it had been concert night.
Kat-ari ma = he cried from the bot
tom Of his heart and voice" Kat a-ri-na!
kom herausP'
The breeze sighed in the leaves-the
waves rippl9d all was still.
Once more in 9goDy arose that cry
:. Kat ri-na kQm heraus Y
Deep from the lrecess of the second
story window murumre6 aq answer
Ma kum heraus !"
Tot, you won't kom ont ?'Aroared Hans
in allFhe grief Of rejected love " Den
you gses nit ter teaful be condwed T.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES kschwerenothl"
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1856-11-20
PERFECT BLISS.
The man hath perfect blessedness
Who walketh not astraY.

Blessed are they that get logged, for
they shall know how sweet to the soul is
the honey Of revenge.
Blessed are they that have their corns
trod upon, for they shall experience how
good it is to feel when they are done ach-
ing.
Blessed are they that have nowhere to
sleep, FOR they shall not be troubled with
bed bugs.
Blessed are they that are afraid Of
thunder, for they shall hesitate about get
ting married and keep away from politi-
cal meetings.
Blessed are they that hunger, for they
shall feast in their dreams.
Blessed are they that wear dirty shirts
for they shall be reyiled by the unwashed
democracy.
Blessed are they that wear fine clothes
for they shall not smell in the nostrils of
9 purse proud aristocracy.
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1856-11-20
Certain Cure for a Felon.


We are sure that all who have suffered
from genuine bone felon, will thank us
for making public so simple, and yet so
effectual remedy as the following. In
thousands of instances, weeks and months
of the most intense suffering have been
endured, allowing of neither rest by day
or night; and when its cure is at last eff.
fected the finger or thumb is often de,
formed, or rendered useless for life.
As soon as it becomes apparent that a
felon is making its appearance, which is
known by a continued soreness and pain
proceeding from the bone, and sometimes
evincing but little change for the worse
for week or more, take a stroug cord
of any kind, and wrap it around the fin
ger above the afflicted part, as tightly as
it can be borne. Keep it in this condi.
tion until the pain or soreness caused bv
the corroding subsidies, tighten it again.
Continue this for several days, or until
the felon is completely blackened and kill
ed. We have known several persons who
have been afflicted with felons, try this
remedy with complete success; in fact we
have never known it to fail. The cord
ing stops the circulation, and thus the
soreness has nothing to feed on. and soon
dies of starvation. We have faith in this
remedy, even after felon has made con-
siderable progress.
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1856-11-20
Our Strap Boob.
Anecdote of Hogarth.

\ st F. :
A few months before Mis Ingenious ar.
fist was seized with the malady which de-
prived society of one Of its most distin-
guislaed tournaments, he proposed to his
matchless pencil the work hebad entitled
a Tai Piece-the first idea Of which is
said to have been started in company
while the convivial glass was circulating
round his own table.
= Ny next undertaking, said Hogarth
shall be the End Of all Things"
's1f that is the case, replied one of his
friends your business will be finished, for
their will be an end to the painter
s. There will be SO" said the painter,
signing heavily, and therefore the sooner
my work is done the better"
Accordingly he began the next day and
continued his design with diligence that
seemed to indicate an apprehension he
should not live till he completed it. This
however he did in the most ingenious
manner, by grouping everything which
denotes the end Of all things-a broken
bottle, an old broom worn to the stump
tho butt end Of an old frelock, cracked
beBl a bow unstrung, a crown tumbling
in pieces, towers in ruins, the sign post
Of tavern called the Worlds End tumb-
ling down, the moon in her wane, the map
of the globe burning, a gibbet falling, the
body gone and chains which held it fall
ing down, Phabus and his horse dead in
the clouds, a vessel wrecked, time with
his hour glass and scythe broken, a to-
bacco pipe in his mouth, the last Whit Of
smoke going out a play-book open, with
"exeunt omnes," stamped in the corner
an empty purse, and a statue of bankrupt
cy taken out against nature.
:" So far so good" cried Hogarth,
" nothing remains but this" taking his
pencil, in sort of prophetic fury, and
dashing off the similitude of a painters
pallet broken; g fms p exclaimed Ho-
garth, " the deed is done-all is over"
1t is remarkable and we'll known fact
that he never again took the pallet in
hand. 1t is a circumstance less known
perhaps that he died in about year af-
ter he had finished this extraordinary tai
piece.
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1856-11-20
WBB1bY HERALD.
Blessed are they that are blind for

Blessed are they that are blind, for
they shall see no ghosts.
Blessed arc they that are deaf for they
never lend money nor listen to tedious
stories.
Blessed are they that are dumb for lhey
shan commit themselves.
Blessed are they that are q little tipsy,
for they don't care tin sixpence for any.
bodys
Blessed are they that get dizzy drunk
for everything seems to go around easy to
them.
Blessed are they that don't drink any
rum, forSnone shall ask them to treat.
Blessed are they that are ignorant for
they are happy, in thinking that they
know everything.
Blessed are they that love and do!court
ing, by moonlight, for they feel SO roman
tically and delightfully."- funny all over.
Blessed are they that are married, for
they bless one another.
Blessedsare they that are single, for
their dreams of matrimeny are as .downy
as the breast Of a young duck.
Blessed are they that arc fat, for they
shall be jolly and good natared, and pow
erty can't make them poor.
Blessed are they that are lean, for there
is chance for them to grow fat.
Blessed are they that get no office un-
der government for FIVE hundred and fif-
ty-two reasons not given for want Of time.
Blessed is he that is ugly in form and
feature, for the girls won't modest him.
Blessed are orphan children, for they
have no mothers to spank them.
Blessed are the editors, for their ideal
optics are always delighted with the pros
pect of a good time q coming.
PAUL PRY.
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1856-11-20
Mixing Meanings---Ma Eng
IiSh.

There is an individual in Quincy Mar
ket, deing business, who is down on Gus
toners who don't speak proper.
What's eggs, this morning'?' says a
customer
!" Eggs, of course, says the dealer.
" | mean-how do they go ~
Go ?-where p
"sho- !" says the customer getting up
his fury, what for eggs 2"
Money, money, sirl or good endorsed
credit!' says the dealer.
Don't you understand the English Ian
guage, sir Z" says the customer.
T" Not as you mix it and mangle it, |
DON'T responded the egg'merchant.
What-is-the-prlce- per-dozen--
for your-eggs
: All now you talk" says the dealer
: Sixteen cents by the dozen, is the price,
sir They tradedI
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1856-11-20
Dew.


40 Dearest mother, tell me pray,
Why are the dew drops gone so soon7
Could they not stay till close of day,
To twinkle on the fowery. spray?"
y My child, It's said such beauteous things
Too often loved with vain excess,
Are swept away by angels wings,
{ Before COMMUNICATIONS clings
To their pure loneliness.
Behold yon rainbow frightening yet,
To which all mingling hues are gwen;
There are thy dew drops. grandly set
In Respondent coronet
Upon the brow of heaven
No earthly stain can reach them there,
Woven with sunbeams there they shine,
A transient vision of the air,
But yet symbol, pure and fair.
Of love and peace divine"
The child looked upward into space,
With eager and inqulring eyes,
And Ger its sweet and thoughtful face
Game faint glory and grace
Transmitted from the skies. ~
With the last odorous sigh of May,
That child beneath the flowers was laid;
Like dew, its spirit passed away,
To minglesin eternal day,
With angels perfect made.
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1856-11-20
Ancient Customs.

Many of the old customs bequeathed to
US. by our forefathers are fast wearing
away, and the few which remain, howev-
er superstitious, are regarded with some
thing like affection by those who love to
trace the manner of the olden time. Tn
the county Of Hereford England, some Of
the Romanish and fendal ceremonies are
still practiced. On the eve Of Old Christ
mas day, there are thirteen fires lighted
in the corn fields of many of the farms,
twelve of them in circle, and one round
a pole. much longer and higher than the
rest, in the centre. These are digniied
with the names Of the Virgin Mary, and
twelve Apostles, the lady being in the
centre and while they are burning, the la
borers retire into some shed or clubhouse
where they can behold the brightness Of
the Apostolic dame. Into this shed they
lead COW, on whose horn large plum
cake has been stuck, and having assem-
bled around the animal, the oldest labor
er takes a pail of cider, and addresses the
following lines to his COW with great So
lemnity; after which the verse is chanted
in chorus by all present:
Here's to thy pretty face and white horn,
God send thy master a good crop of corn,
Both wheat rye and barley, and all sorts of grain
And aext year, if we live well drink thee again
He then dashes the cider in the cows
face, when, by sssSQlent toss of her head,
she throws the plum cake on the ground;
and fit fall forward, it is an omen that
the next harvest will be good, if back
ward, that it will be unfavorable. This
is the ceremony at the beginning Of the
rural feast which is generally prolonged
to the following morning.
Monmouth weekly herald. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1854-1860, 1856-11-20
WIT S HUMOR
Wellerisms, by Ben Bobstay.

Put on my bonnet as the jib said to
the sailor.
- Not till you are stayed and laced" as
Jack said in reply.
g What do you think of that7p as the
old lady said when she was taking snuff
from the heel of her husbands boot.
20 comel" (Oakum) as the leaky seam
said to the caulker. ss9sl siss
81 will stay where / choose as the
young lady remarked, when she was la
cling her corsets hind side before.
" Strong symptoms Of scarlet feuer, :, as
the pig remarked when the cook dragged
him out of the pen.
" All well taught" as the school ma'att
observed to her pupils at the end of the
term.
Rather near-keep off little p as
the dandy said to the chimney-sweep.
What funny pair O. drawers" as
the cigar suid to the fellows lips.
| vow | love you sincerely, as the
cat said to the mouse. %
Let go that sheet" as the washer
woman said to her meddlesome RESPONSE
bilities.
NOt you CHOlCS on, as the girl sdiu
when she bit off the fellows proboscis
who was trying to kiss her. .t~rw
" How's her head ?" as the anxious
mother said to the doctor. ~ So
7" Keep full, as the hungry boy said to
his bowl of bread and milk. ia
" Hard doacn, as the chap said when he
took brick for pillow.
Don't torment us" as the salt junk
said when the cook was forking it out of
the coppers.
Thou art mine, and mine only" as
the cat remarked to the mouse when he
put his paw on him.- y
I" What funny fingers you've got" as
the monkey said to the cat.
+" I thought | should have died." as the
cockroaeh muttered when he crawled out
of my inkstand.
Trying Times are approaching.1 as the
porpose said when they were stripping
him ofhis biubber. ".4ye, and tryiag ones
too as the cook replied with grin" y