The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1856-06-19
SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY!
Guano Ain't Anything Compared to it !
sUBsoIL FLOWING IS NO USE,
Cotton Seed Perfect Nuisance!
CLOTHING THE ONLY REMEDY :,
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F\HE indefatigable District and VILLAGE
e. Clothing Man, by close observation and
hard study, has learned several new features in
the art OF improving and adorning the Masculine
portion Of the human family. He's been clean,
10 New York, took lessons pmder scientific men,
ana mas nnde himself so familiar with all the
beauties duties, liabilities, advantages and re-
sponsblhies OF the human weuther- boz oardne de-
lmrtmcnt, that just ns soon as he laws his ewes OIL
n man, he knows what he lacks-whcther IT is
food or raiment. He is just the same to mankind
that spring is to vegetation. Country merchants
would do well TO come in and take few lessons
-chargos moderate for single scho!ar-clusscs
taken at reduced rates.
Ii It is food and raimcnt, he takes him in. coy
crs, wcathcr-board, and floors him, and then
sends him over to his friend. ii. $. Kerr or down
to l.onaX IL Cobb's where in IL few minutes
alter the patient has realized the rcvivnp health
iul Influence Of the external application, thew
will commence the inside work-cciliny, luthing
plas,erIng and securing and then start him home
Ana 1t IL no wonder, after taking some of Lo-
max az Cobbs or III. S. Kerr's fl'ard filling
(Which is substantial, no liquid) then allowing
Lyons TO give them what's called the surface
polish, that mems wives don't know them when
they go home; the little boys and girls run and
h'de thinking some city folks had come to their
pas houses. young ladies' commence fixing up to
entertain Their new bcaux, and young men brush
their h"ds look dignifed and start to receive the
nice looking strangers
a few incn OF rather ordinary appearance
VIII nav" thrown themselves entirely into LY-
nNS ""'s. know the advantages to he derived
trt 1t OF his Clothes; it has married them
into. ulicS, gwen them standing far be-
yond xpcctations, and been the means of
pitc' I. m as hS Sh up phifty -phour phorty
Ill Il. scale of uppertendom respcctability
There are now i'll the city of AbbevIe, 3
Churches, Academies, l Singing School, n
great many Dry Gonls Stores, . Printing Offices,
, " . IL. II
ilshmcnis, "a Thcspan Corps, Masonic and Odd
Fellows Lodge, Dancing Class, Iiipodromc Q
Carriage and Buggy Munulactorics. d IIn, ,.,s
; ,s.Ecrai Eoar'l::"s lIou.,c, ,;,i.: Store. Gin
Factory, and Il Steam Saw Mill, Q Harness. and
s"v.'ai Boot and Shoe Shops Tin Manulnctorv,
3 Ial'ors' Establishments, Cabinet Carpenters
and Blacksmiths' shops ; Rcircsh,nent Saloons.
ami . Livery Stables, and i, will not do for a
gentleman to make Il bad appearance at any OF
thcs" places; it Injuries their business. I.YoSs
keeps Ci"tlling suitable for all the above named
PAGES avoca''"ns an! occupations, and because
he mas Il h.. trade and large Stock he don't il.
tend to ask prices that are unreasonable.
l.""E>' stock of i.rylorn nmd Straw Hats is
c"'Ipir:r: lie keeps fine Pocket Knives, Ra-
z"rs, Oil and Fluid Lamps, Fiddl"s, Fiddle
Strings anil filr RoSir. manufactured express.
iy for hi: trade, Flni"s Patent Door Fasteners,
Interest T"i!"s III" most convenient thing of III"
kiii n"w i'll lisc-cv1rv body uu-ht to have one
bankers Cases, IiiIl Bucks, Pocket and Mem
"rand;n Roo.s, Envelopes, Letter Paper, the
largest stock ever brought to this rnarkct-Ncw
Workers complain of a scarcity since VIC pur-
csIasc':-Stccl Pens, many that there is mn
anticipated advance on steel, Port Monnaics
enough to hide all the money in the District,
Combs, Hair brushes. Nail and Tooth Brushes
enough 10 open Wholesale bIs;sh and conll,
house, and it Cedar Pencils rise, I.yoxs has got
en-, surc-a whole case of Backing, Needles,
any quantity, and low by retail, Tricopherons,
Kathair"n. Cologne. Hair Oil, IInndkerch Ex
Tracts and sweet smelling stuff. Needle and
I!;mb!c Cases. Lanterns B".gy Whips, Valises,
two or three Horses, ana Iai,y other thugs
THAI it would take whnle day to look them
up and name them over all Of which are ready
i"r inspection and sale, ut the Conner Store in
the Marshall House.
Ah''eve c. H.. April lG, 1856. 52.tf