The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1856-03-12
lAnmOr0ns.
Whar no Wood is, here the FIRE
coeth And they Played
or simbOEe, Dulsimefs, Jews
hairs and remijohLa.


or simbOEs, DulsimeTs, Jews
haIps and remijohLs
The follow ing discourse, delivered ey th"'
"same old reOB." the CsPslin Of Ai'''s'
sirpi fat-boas, at hard she'll baptist pro
,rac,ed meeting at FinicaD. on THURSDAY
evening last was phFouOgraphicallY reported
for the Mercury 10y samuel tie Scribe.
who vas one OF the anxious enqdHeTs %
thar sulcan and interesting OCCASION:
sFr FEIESre: Siace 1 had the pleasure ol
ho!din' forth to the bep;s hled and hea'htn-
ish radscallions Nv Brandon MsssisSlPPy' on
the subisck-"AA he play ed on harp 'uV
a thousand strings. sperrlis Nv Just men
made per6ck." As the spirit has moved
me- TO tase up my bed and travel; and Et1er
visiting divus places. an ProPagsifO' the
Gosp;ll 70 varus nominations. have at last
Iotchsd up, bless the Lord, 'mong the hard
.hsIls u Tinicum. Ny textile eFeOln' my
b,stberin. will he found some where tween
the hoohs Of Providelcs an MilkiSedic 4
think the former) an when fcurd 1t will be
te read soneWhar near as follows: "Whar
10 wood is, there tbe Gse goeth out--an'
,hsv playea on sirnbols ,dslsimers,5 ,5e"sharps
and a.mniohns."
Now, my brethering, I'm gwine to say 10
au,as said to the Brandoaians on a lor-
rner 'casion, I'm not an edicated man, <s''
bless the Lord I'm a mighty religush man.
a man whats born agaiu-one what sper'-
euced the holy ghost. end tuck relgun in
the natural way for "Rhar 40 wood is,
thar The ere goeth cut--an they played o"
simbols, dulsiuors, jemsharps and dim@y~
johns" -
Now, my brethering p'rap' some ot ye
are wondering and a1ing yourselves what
deuoluinashun longs. Well, my friends,
l'n plsin spoken man. although | SEE 1t
ayself, as oaghttnt 10 say It, an III tell
yer what swayshun longs to. Perhaps
some en- ye thinks I'm Mormon: soaae %"
ve may kalkalate I'm Methodiss, all eth
era Nv yoa may imbibe the noshun that
ar Free Lovyer; but | tells ye my breth'
ering, you are all coufoundedly contumbus-
aerested il ye think any sich things ioF ii
the language Of my text ""har no wool Is
thAr the Gre goetn out--au tlley played OF
Imbols, dulsilaers, jewsharps and dinmy
johns"
Somehow / oilers took an amazn likin t
lAe Baptists. especially to the hard shei''
not because Pm particularly fond OF col'
water. for my brethering, I'm not one u
thesc ar sozt O christians IS rePe@Satef
good whiskey, or looks gift horse AZ tn
mouth. Thar's the Rach- shells, the 81
ebells, the clam shells, az great man
other kind NV shells, but my oretheria
next te lie hard shells, give ne the MAJ
What shells out literally when the contribu
ton box goes round-for "whar no wood Is
thar the fire goeth out---an thsy played o
SYMBOLS, dulsimers, jewsharps and dimmy
iohns.
Now, my brethe,ipg, having told &c
ahAt swayshun longs to, I'm gwine
,xem5lIcate an lucidate ON my tex, wh'c
sez, "Whar no wood is, Il ar the dre, d.
My brethren, don't 'spose for the slzteen
part Nv a mint, that Tie Gre we read Nv
the scriptures will SO out bekase thars
wood. No, my christian friends, so Ior
Is tie aRthersite and birthstone holds out
wont make dif wv bit.erance whether L
wood holds out or net--the sre vii! be xe
burning--for, they played On symbols, d'
sinners, jewsharps and dimmyjons.
Nv brethering, when accord;n' 10 t
text, seq, 'they played on smbo's, duI
mgrs. jewsharps and deD,mijchns, me
thst the good perGck spirlts--them ~
sixth speer-- plays on the simbols and d.
sinners, and the bad sperits what lives
the lower speers. plays on the je~shs
snd demmijoAns specially The demnllo'
for '.Whar no wood is. thar the fire so
out--an they played --bretherng ! smsl
rnicel Thar Judis in this congre gat
sure's you are livin sinners an be must
dispelledi All, told you SO. Thar he
On tlat high seat yonder. close by the sto
That weazen faced sinner in the besg-s
bangup--a wolf in BEARS clothing--se
thar as innocent as 3 possum up a IS
min Gee reporting my lecture phrenolC
cAllyt''
Attfis jancture all eyes we're fixed
our reporter. who also began 10 "smel
nices' aad hpstily thrustipg lis notes in
pocket e bis .'barsAin banguP" Samoo
through aide wsndow, surroundea 3
blaze Of glory and Vt least hundred b
shells.
RwA State seoatcr receatly elected
tlle Yubs county district CIR suppo'
himself elected TO the United States Sci
Is now on his way to Washington,---Lc
Gazette.
That's nothing. Tbe people Of Ohio