The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1856-06-19

If he had been in the army and had not
gone into ranks the next day after the
fracas, he would deserve to Le cashierc,].-
Langhter.)
Housc.-Again there was no quorum
present, and the House adjourned.
EXTRAORDINARY 1MP0sTURE EXPLODED!
AN IMPORTANT QUESTION SETTLED!
1nnumerablc efforts have been made by
matliematicians to square the circle. 1t is
now admitted by rational men that no such
thing is possible. A question of the same
sort. nearly, is often propoundcd which, for
the moment, may puzzle a man Of slow wit,
but which is eventually seen to be incapa-
bic OF solution, likewise. 1t is this {: What
would be the consequence Of an irresistible
body coming in contact with an mmovca-
bic one? Very little consideration is re-
qulred to enable one to discern that this is
a contradiction in terms. The closest ap-
Proclamation to a categorical answer that We
ever heard of has been given hy IN cmi-
ncnt pathol"gist, Professor Holloway, who
has proved beyond all question that his en-
traordinary Pills and Ointment arc irrcsis,i-
bic i'll their effects on diseases which, under
every other treatment Were absolutely i'm
movable. This is no empty boast. 1t is
true. We court disproof His medicines,
we say, are the greatest remedial agents
that scientific genius ever invented
"Pshaw," some contemplate professional
starving, or disappointed cl,arla,an may
exclalm, "what is it all but quackery !"
ignorant, OF untl;nking people may be
found to re-echo the charge. But stop,
friends. You do not bear in mind that this
very cry of "quack qnack- -quackery," which
is as frequently raised against the true thing
as the false, savors itself of th. creates,
quackcry. Besides an imposition cannot
last forever. Ii lIolloway's Medicines are
all 'mposture they are the most gigantic one
that ever darkcncd civilization. II they
are IN inposture they have effected more
COOL to humanity than thousand, of os,cu-
tat'"nsly benevolent ver,ies Ifthcy arc an
lmpoSturc no other imposturc has ever ori-
eInatcd like them, for they are the rcsul, Of
the most profound physiological investiga-
ton and pathological skill. If they are an
'mposturc, then it is an imposture which the
world has been Thankful for. The most
eminent medical men of the age have
testified to their unparalleled effects as
sanalivc agents. Princes and po,en-
tatcs have borne voluntary testimony
to their virtues. NoLles Of natures NIL
king Gas well rs mobiles of mans makine)
have alike acknowledged in terms of de-
served eulogy their extraordinary powers.
There is scarcely n newspaper Throughout,
the world, which has not willingly made
itself the medium Of communicating to the
public the astounding cures which these
Medicines have effected In our country
they have attained to a patronage, the ex-
tent of which is perhaps without precedent,
when the comparatively brief period of
their introduction is taken into account.
Professor Holloway can produce almost
countless numbers of written acknowlcdn
ments (from every cline and from every
language) of their efficacy, forwarded to
him unasked. Who then is the impostcr 2
Let us state 4 few facts of greater utter
est.
1t is of paramount Importance to pre-
serve the blood in healthy condition, be-
cause the blood is the vital fluid, that is The
principal Of life, and when it is affected the
whole organization is affected likewise
Holloway's Pills clear the blood Of all i'm
purities and induce healthy condition of
body. His Ointment acts in harmony with
the Pills, when i. is applied to external
sores. Both invariably lead to this result.
Mems sana in corpore sano, "a sound mind
in sound body."-Sunday Courier.
re- A correspondent of the London
Times, writing from Turin, says, and no
doubt correctly, that. in all countries of
Europe where rigid censorship of the
press is maintained, the most iuurious