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New-York daily tribune., 1856-02-26
Il. II. r.,
How TIE R.R. r.. REMEDIES REST

How TIE II. X. r. REMEDIES RESTORE CoNsUnPTivhs TO
HEALTH, TIE RAvAGEs oF DECAY, HEAL ULCERS
LUNGS AND THROAT, CURE ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS
COUGHs DISEASES AND COMPLAINTS OF
TIE THROAT. Lungs AND CHEST
troubled with chronic throas u
berces In lungs bronchitis ganduar affections are in
formed that the X H. Remedies will them Of these ter
rbe complaints speedily and eecuey Let the Ready hst
he applied externally the chest and around the hfoah
will effect important aud wonderfully beneficial result IL
will get up powerful counterriatng force and withdraw
glands Of the throat all cODgesod blood that may er
with the respiratory Persons troubled wth aa
and difficult breathug sharp pains when taxing long
breath will find immediate relief after al apple atom oil ao
ways Ready Relief la where the lungs diseased we
Radways Resoen The action Of this medicine resolves
the disease depO-it heals all ulcers and removes tu
berce We have who had no idea OF ever rising
out sick bed be resored sound health with not par
tco OF conumptye material left in their bodies 10 hasten de-
cay Radway Regulators these keep the system resu
lar and caualixe the circulation Of the blood
guiatoTs the most etectus pgave cahar
tic aperient medicines in They possess great
over the pills NO who has ever taken
dose o Radwsys Regulators viii think Of going back to The
drastic pills ats castor oil and other Pusa've med
cines.
Paul's Church Hew-YOrk RADwAr Co.
THE METROPOLITAN
FrRE IXsURANcE CoMPAsr,
No. l0s Broadway.
Corner of Pine.st.
Cash Capital sSOO0OO
JAMES LoEIMER GRAHAM, President
EDwkRD A. STANsBURY, Secretary
New-York daily tribune., 1856-02-26
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New-York daily tribune., 1856-02-26

The proceedings of the Republican Convention
have already been reported by telegraph in our
columns at some length. The remarkable enthu-
sissm and harmony which prevailed at this impOr-
tant meeting. and the weighty consequences likely
to flow from its deliberations, render more de-
tailed account Of them highly desirable. We have
accordingly prepared from the Pittsburgh papers
mone complete report. including number of
interesting points not mentioned IN our telegraphic
New-York daily tribune., 1856-02-26
dispatches. This will be found upon the third
page Of this mornings TRIBUNE.

An arrival at New-Orleans brings dates from
California to the 9th inst The Star Of the West
sailed from San Juan for New-York on the 18th
inst, with three hundred passengers and hslf-a-
million Of treasure on freight. She may beexpected
here in few days.
New-York daily tribune., 1856-02-26
10HE LATEST NEWS.
RECEIVED BY
MA GHETTO TELEGRAPH.
orr, RELATIONS WITH ENGLAND.

orrt RELATIONS WITH ENGLAND.
= .. OwnC Correspondent -.
From oO', WASHINGTON, Monday, Feb. 25, 1850.
rho All. mites mail has just arrived BY express.
Ia CT net is now in session.
AZ -, has offered a resolution in the Senate
1t. Co. th enlistment correspondence, and
.nole ao,inst n r. Champion.
Con c.. :. now yindicsting the cause OF the
Administration.
IT. Cor,r,;.-.. on Elections have failed to re-
or. ,h;, moru;nc owing to the absence Of
member.
New-York daily tribune., 1856-02-26

The first movement in the ice of the Western
rivers occurred yesterday. in the Ohio, at Cincin-
natl. In consequence of sudden rise in the
Licking, the ice in the Ohio was broken up, and
six steamers and number of smaller vessels were
sunk
New-York daily tribune., 1856-02-26

Hostilities are again threatened in Kansas The
Kickspoo Rangers propose to kill as many of the
friends of Brown as will avenge the death OF Cook
The Free-State men are prepared but will act
only on the defensive.
New-York daily tribune., 1856-02-26

News comes, by way of Boston, from Hayti
that the invasion Of Dominica had been abandoned
and the Haytien troops were homeward bound.
New-York daily tribune., 1856-02-26
NewWurk DAILY Gribar,re
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY &C. 1856.

ApvERrtsEMENTs intended for The WEEKLY TRIBUNE of
this should be handed in by to-day The immense
edition now Issued this paper makes necessary in order to
secure their insertion that should thus early hand
IN their fsyors
TO CORRESPONDENTS.
We cannot undertake rejected Communications
New-York daily tribune., 1856-02-26
HyRRJNG's PATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BURG

rRPsooy sAyE with Halls Patent Powder Proof Lock both
received prize medals the Worlds Fair London 1901 ana
Crysa Palace New York 185SJ5I SLAs c. HERRING Co.,
Nos 1856, I57 and l39 Water-st., New York
New-York daily tribune., 1856-02-26
Busiuess Notices.

THR 0ESTLEMAN.-By particular request tue
Rev Dr. vnrOs will repeat his nsSiy P0Pui'r 'n0
O. TUESDAY EVENING Feb D. at O'clock, at the Msrc'ns
Bos5 LsSes sss Gentlemen will hnd in iris Lecture an
evenings entertainment OF rare eHosiienes ana 'e "
eI,, 81 ee7s can he obtained a. Green Broadway aaa
Foofs~epth - Sfa fords No. 657 Brosdwa hayht 10 20
Bowery; Van NoT5er Kigs NO % s1i's~' Alu 81 vac
door Oh tse eyeais
Or oTHTSc AT WHoLEsALE.-We beg TO inform
sn spJ Western Merchants that stock Of SPRING and
s0ssHS CLorsTS Just manufactured. contains tae largest
ss5s -. o. SS from he low priced up
iSs .ds Al sO' up in our usual 'uTGobT q b,y :;ys Co.
No. z5s, 20, and 30 Broadway corner of wsf'en-'t
WIGS HAIR DYE WIGS. - BATCHELoR's s
WIGS and TovrEEs have Improvement peculiar 70 ihsf
fa besaty and durabyhtting 70 charm lac largest
in the world II privae rooms io apply Ms
famous DYE. sOldI BArcHELoE's, 10. % BEoa-~sy.
TaE SMITHSONIAN HOUSE, Broadway, cor. Of
asy PsIiofa wiA bedroom 81 80 to s3 per day MEALS
Exrsa This new sad lag; hqye aTle
WnpFR's PATENT SALAMANDER SAFE
TBE BzsT FIKE-PRooy sATE IN - tse no .m,s oIae bat
Is nsde and sold BY Sss G Herring OF h ~ WoySs
PiTEsT BURGLAE and POwDEE-PEoor LOCK- at the ware
house, No ~ ws'ef' Rea1 q wISta Wi Co., P.sntes.
HAT BINDING MACHINEs.-I. NJ. SINGER a.
Co have ready Machines for Binding straw hsss ana
a other Tie Machines do the w9Is lar 9e,.ef
DIR. ALLcoCK's PLAsTERs, from their peculiar
~aties ard OF Ingredients produce
which they aPpiied-ofts"
s1ng relief Al once In Asthma in Pains and Hghne Of TIE
Sbesi they are unrivsed In Lumbago ni Chronic Rheun
tis tho when all other local oppa ions nave aed
n Spsns affections OF the Kidneys hey are be
yond all praise. Recommended BY al pm, sah "ho ar
SusiDtsd with flexible and porous qualities
Sold each BY 7. ALLcocK CO. Br4ndren buaa
AZ No. ZS BoWery and no %il
Hndsons by Mrs HAYES No. l75 FuOnst, brookyni and
by all Druggists in the city and country
HHRRINGs PATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BURG
PRooy SAFE with Halls Patent Powder Proof Lock- both
received prize medals the Worlds Fair London 1891 ana
Crysa Palace New York 1854 SLAs &. HERRING CO
Nos 1885, l57 and l59 Waer-st., New ork
HOLLOwAYs PILLs-A REMEDY IN ALL CLl-
from every region Of the EARTH and the tes
distinguished travellers esabsh the t5ct n
In All localities these famous PILLS are an sOeoue
specific bilious diseases dyspepsia and bowel complaints
HUSBANDS CALCINED MAGNEsh affords one
of the mdest pleasant sperents especially to per
op who sedentsTy life other are under the
having 10 laxnuyes TO persons
Of bilious gOuty habit may be recommended with Pe'
euliar rfoprey Of the complaints OF children early
ipfsbcy advanced periods attended with
aridity and the Cacned Magnesa has great
other absOrbents that both neura6es
the the amenary canal and acts an eacous Yet
Rene pugatiye This preparation Is Tree from unpleasant
taste ard three times the strength Of the eonmo2 CGcned
Masnesa =, - ~, 80,
-Four first premium Silver Medals sud NewYOrk Worlds
Fair Medal warded
sale by the Druggists generally and by the manufacturer
muH4a LlUUn tlaAa
New-York daily tribune., 1856-02-26
HOILOwAy's PLLs-A REMEDY IN ALL CL
|, MAcNrsIA affords one

MATES from every region Of the EARTH ana me
mony Of the distinguished travellers establish the TACT ha
In localities these famous PILLS are an
snec6c for bilious diseases dyspepsia and bowel complaints
New-York daily tribune., 1856-02-26
nn AIIcocx,s PIAsrEks. from their peculIar

Co have ready for Machines for Binding straw hs ana
al other kinds Hss Tie Mach mes DO the WoIs ai
New-York daily tribune., 1856-02-26

TIE BzsT FIKE-PRooY sATE IN the ..s",s bat
i Sm.n1fseted nd sold By the Psentees, with WiLDtEs
PtTrsT BvaSLAK and PowDERPRooI Lock, n the ware
boo.e No ~ Watefst near Wall n. 4. - n.
a'~'o' ~" - b. @. WILDER Co., Pstentees
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1856-02-02
AGRICULTURAL.
AGRICULTURAL MEETING IN
BRADFORD.

Pursuant to call from d. BArcHELDER,
Esq, of Corniih, in behalfof numerous citizens
in the valley Of the CONNECTICUT, for the pur-
pose Of taking into consideration, and ifthought
proper to organize Society, 10 By known as
the "ConneciicuI River Valley Agricultural
Society,"" to embrace On both sides of the Riv-
err, in New Hampshire and Vermont, a large
number assembled at the Inn of II. .. Stevens,
in Bradford, Dec. 3lsi, and organized by choice
of A, b. CLossoN Esq, of Hanover, President,
GRo. PRlcHARD and ALEXANDER McLASE, Sec
rearies.
A committee of five were appointed by the
Chair to nominate an executive committee, who
reported the following lis, of names -
Bratlleboro. Keith White Pulney, Col
White; Keene, Abijah Me,cllf, J. Ellio, !;
Walpole, Jacob Proctor Westminster, James
May Charlesiown, p. Evans Caremont, A.
c. Perkins; Cornith, r. Davis Bellows Falls.
X. Shuulef; Weathersfeld,- -; Hartland,
We. -Aisil-s--.---Il i---s--,1f- L. iii
witch, VIM. Barron Hanover, A. Is, Closson
Lyme, c. b. Hamilton; Theifnrd, Thos. Per-
kins; Oxford, ]. IIazeltine, d. p. Wheeler /;
Fairlee, Jesse johnson; Piermunt. A. P. Gould;
Haverill, Henry Merih Bradford, w II. NJ.
Howard, II. c. Johnson; NewbGry, II. Keycs;
Bath, d. Patterson Ryegaie, John Cameron
Barnett, John Moore; Waterford, w Stoddard;
Dalton, ]. b. Sumner; Lancaster, ]. W. Will
liams ; Northumberland, S. Smith I.unen-
burg, r. c. Benton Colebrook, II. Beede ;
Gaildhall, Moses Rogers Maidstone, DIR. ].
Dewey.
Which report was accepted, and committee
of three, consisting of A. IL. Crosby. Editor of
the Northern Farmer, Woodstock, II Brock,
Newbury, and iona. johnson, Bradford who
presented the following report;
Rcsoired, Isl, That in the opinion Of the
meeting, it is expedieni to form an independent
Association, for the holding of Fairs, Sc, which
shall embrace tie towns upon both sides OF the
Connecticut River, but which shall not neces-
sarily interfere with any other Association now
in existence.
Resotred, %, That committee be appointed
consisting of one from every town embraced in
this design; whose duty il shall be to confer
with all interested in The subject of their respec-
tive districts and with each other as far as prac-
ticable, and report upon the propriety of such an
organization, and upon the prevalent feeling in
regard 10 such society in the districts which
they represent.
RcsOlued, Sd, That this committee make their
report in person or otherwise, at an adjourned
meeting 10 be holden on the first Thursday Of
February next.
ResOlued, All, That the proceedings Of this
meeting be published in the Orange County
Journal, and Northern Farmer. and all papers
interested.
Adjourned to meet at Bradford, on the 7ih
day of February next, at clock, p. NJ, at
the Inn of IL. D. Stevens.
A. b. CLossoN, President
Csc. PHIonAHD' s.c,,,,r;,,
ALEx'R McLASE, ''''''''"S'
Bradford, Dec 3lsl 1855.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1856-02-02

PoIITlcs AND THE PULPIT.-Rev. Henry
Ward Beecher thinks the clergy in these DAYS
are favored with entirely too muh advice from
publicans, the. press and others, as to what thew
ought and ought not TO preach. For instance
Our wonder is not that ministers do not
preach better, but that they preach at all. A
dlitident young man, (and all young men are
dliiidenD with a subtle conscience. balanced
Ike scales in mint, on so fine an edge that a
mole will Turn it, how shall be ever know his
own mind, admidst advice thai is not only so
mulIltudinous in its items, but SO eonaietino
and contradictory Our Impression is that a
young minister should put cotton into his ears
not into his conscience. Then in the exercise
OF common sense, preach in such a way rs in
his circumstances will do the work for which
preaching was instituted
We have no doubt that rigorous landlord
having sharked il all the week, screwing and
gripping among his tenants, would be better
pleased on Sunday, to doze through an able
gospel sermon on divine mysteries, than to be
kept awake by practical sermon that among
other things set forth the duties OF a christian
landlord. A broker who has gambled on a
magnificent scale all the week, does not 90 to
church to have his practical svindling analysed
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1856-02-02
nRIET mIsroRY on GrANo.

The London Farmers Magazine furnishes
the following comprehensive history of Guano :
Guano, as most people understand. lis i'm
ported from the islands of the Pacfc-mos,lv
and under the dominion Of that government. =
lis sale is made monopoly, and the avaiIs. TO
great extent, go TO pay the British holders of
Peruvian government bonds giving them, 10 all
inients and purposes, a lien upon the profits o!
treasure intrinsically more valuable than The
gold mines of California. There are deoosi,s
Of this unsurpassed fertilizer 10 some places ia
the depth ofsixty or seventy feet, and over large
exte0ts of surface
The gnano fields are generally conceded ia
be the exerement ofaqnatic fowls which live and
nestle IN great numbers around the islands
Ihey seem designed by nature to rescue at least
IN part, that untold amount Of ferlilizinp mailer.
iai which every river and brooklet is rollino
ih'o 'he sea The wash of alluvial soils. the
hoa''ng refuse of the field and the forest and
above all, the wasted materials Of oro,, 1i,i,a
are constantly being carried by the tidsI c,rros,.
out 10 sea- These, to a certain extent a, Ieas,
20 4" nourlSh, directly or indirectly snbm,r;ns
vegetable and animal life, which in turn noes
10 feed the birds, which a, Our own day oro
brought away by the shipload from the chincha
\ ihs n'rd is beautifully al ranged chemical
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1856-02-02

laboratory, fitted up to perform a single opera
ron. viz. TO take Gsh rs food, burn out the car
bon by means Of it, respiratory func,ione and
depos . the remainder in the shape ofan incom-
parable fertilizer. But how many ages have
these dispositions of seventy feet in thickness
been accumHatIngi
There arc at the present dav countless NUM-
bers ofihe birds resting upun the islands at night;
but, according 10 Baron Humboldt, tho eXcre-
mcnts of the birds for the space of three con-
iurics would not form a stratum over one-third
Of an inch in thickness. by an easy maihcmal-
cal calculation, it will be- seen that at this rate
of deposition, i, would take seven thousand five
hundred and sixty centuries, or seven hundred
and ffty-six thousand years, to form the deep
est guano bed
Such a calculation carries US back well on to
a former geological period, and proves one, and
perhaps both, Of two things-frsi, that in past
ages an infinitely greater number Of these birds
lowered over the islands and secondly, that
the material world existed a. a period long an
terror TO It's fitness as the aba e Of man. The
cngih Of man existence is infinite small, cuGi-
pared with such cycle Of years and the facts
recorded on every leaf Of the material universe
ought, if it docs not to teach US humility -
That little bird, whose individual exislince Is
as nothing, should its united action produce the
means Of bringing back TO an active fertility
whole provinces Of waste and barren lands, is
one Of thousand ficts to show how apparent
ly insignificant agencies in the economy Of ma
lurc produce momeuious results.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1856-02-02

and measured By the Now Testament spirit
A merchant, whose last bale Of smugqled goods
was stored safely on Saturday night, and bis
brother merchant, who on that same day sworc
a false invoice through the Custom House
they 20 to hear sermon on faith. on aacls, on
the resurrection. They have nothing invested
on those subjects, they expect the minister 10
be bold and orthodox. But il he wants re-
spectacle merchants to ply ample pew rents,
let him not yul9arze the pulpit by Introducing
questions A rich christian brother owns large
Is in a distille,y and is clamorous against let
ting down The pulpit to the ynlgiri,y Of temper
ance sermons Another man buys lax-tilhes,
aud noses abou, all the week to see Who can be
slipped out Of a neglected lot. A mechanic
that plies his craf with inscriptions appliance
of means tha; will win, he too wants doctrine
on The Sabbath, not these secular questions
Men wish twu departments in life ; the secular
and the religious. Bciwccu them a high wall
and Opaque is to be built. They wish to do
just what they please for six long days. Then
stepping the other side Of the WALL they wish
the minister to assuage their fears, to comfort
their conscience, and furnish them clear tick
ct and insurance for heaven. BY such a shrewd
management onr modern fnauciers are deter
mind to show that christian eau serve two
masters, both God and mommon at the same
time
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1856-02-02
CARE or CARPETS.

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= V'9 'D'u''u'o . O''e''u VIZ, n-
%.s % 80 " ~ e NJ s''F''' '1'''''
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~ - -. ''''i' r''' 1's
L.1.!I ~, ''', 80 w., r. r-i,'' ~
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mex, 10 the floor The sand wears them out IT
they are. y little straw or soft hay scattered
gu The floor Goes very well, but old straw mat
ting, or dFuegei, or an old wool carpet does,
better. For very nice carpets cotton batting
tackled between coarse unbleached cotton is the
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1856-02-02
PORK AND BEANS,

Those who arc fond of this New England
dish will do well to read the following items (:
ave published last week an item taken from
Bratlcboro paper, respecting some large pigs
killed in that vicinity. Under the impression
al the time that it could be beaten. we are moi
surprised at the following BARRoN MouLrox,
Esq, Of our village, killed pig the first Of
December, seven months and ten days old, which
weighed 330'pounds the breed was one-hali
Suffolk aud one-haf Native. 1t may be of in
ieresi to some ofour readers to know how much
this pork cost. Mr.. NJ. paid So so for the pig
when five weeks old-gave it nothing but sour
milk the first three month, the commenced giv-
ing meal, of which he fed, up TO the time the
pig was killed, seven bushels; making total
cost of a tribe over eleven dollars for the pork
er which would bring forty This is an IN
answerahle argument in favor of raising pork in
Vermont Who comes next l'-S. JoiasJury
Cdidoniaa.
"Levi Willard, Esl., ofCharlestown should
take his place at the head on raising Beans.-
lie left at our Office last week $50 small, white.
pea beans-we are not sure that this is his name
for ihem-which he said was the product of a
single bean, planted by himself last season. II
any of our farmers can beat this we should like
10 hear from them, and will give them a small
space in our paper. Mr., Willard carefully
saved every bean produced by the above named
single one, and intends to plant them all next
season, as a matter of experiment
II each one Of these beans is as prolific as the
first, they will produce 002 500 beans,-which
Ply rough estimate would be twelve bushels
in two years from the time the first solitary
bean was planted. AT this rate no man who
has patch of poor, sandy land, need 90 with
out beaos for dinner on Sunday Clarenont
Eagle.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1856-02-02

The Barber slaves with polished blade,
The Merchant shavos in constant trade,
The Broker shayes on twelve per cent,
The Landlord shayes ON raising rent,
The Doctor shayes on patent pills,
The Tapster shaves on pints and gills,
The Farmer shayes in hay and oats,
The Banker shayes on his own notes,
The Lawyer SLAVES both friends and fycs,
The Pedlar shaves where'er he goes,
The Oflice-holder shaves the nation,
The Parson shaves in mems salvation,
The willy Churchman shayes his brother,
The People all shave one another.
II All other shaves beneath the sun,
Ii joined and boiled down into one.
Would not in any way compare
With shaving at a Ladies Fair.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1856-02-02
ATTENTION.
S II O. Es!!......S II o v z 81!

S T o v z S !l...... S r o v z S !!
TTNliE subscribers have just received new and
u splendid assortment Of Stoves Of the Latest
and most approved patterns in use, and would in
yte the attention Of all to call and examine them
before purchasing elsewhere. We feel confident
that can suit the most difficult, we are deter
mined not to be undersold. Our assortment con-
sisis 4 the following articles;
Cook stoves;
l.. 4. stewart's lmprovei, Black Diamond,
Troy Star, Improved Empire State,
Victor, GotAic Mohawk and Hudson,
Forrest Queen, Genesce Valley,
King Of Stoves, New Yorker.
Parior stoves.
Franklin Wood Burner, Nuhian Open Front,
Nuhian Clcse Front, Pearl Parlor,
favorite Open Front, Fayorite Close Front,
Irving Cottage, Nostal DO, Lady Washington.
BOX STOVES OF ALL SIZES.
Farmers Boilers. Sap Pans, Cast Iron Sinks,
Arch Mouths, Sad Irons, Door Rollers,
shoyes, Tongs, Sheet Zinc, Lead Pipe,
,corss,F pansss,. cssi irng 10 .,, ,,-,..,.,
Also:-A large assortment OF i'm WAKE Kept
constantly On hand
n BOB WORK Of all kinds done with neat
ness and dispatch at fair price. We villa grain
in exchange for Goods, also few thousand heart
shngc. MARSH n HASTINGS.
Wilmington, Oct 10, 1853. 81
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1856-02-02

TFLLiSo Turns, winch MUcn BETTER Rad
NEvea BrEN ToLD Ar ALL.-- Women ATE never
satisfied, II man is jealous, they cry out a.
gainsi his tyranny, if he is not jealous, they
complain of bis indifference man ceases to
be "a good fellow" the moment he refuses to do
precisely what other people wish him 10 do
Tell woman she is niri, and she will laugh I;
that she is ugly, and she will get angry; but
just hint that she is growing old, and she will
never forgive you.--Sefloye is love with two
bardages over It's eyes instead Of onc.--A man
marres generally to leave sneieiy--a woman to
enter t.--Those who live only for appearances
generally end in making one in the iusolvent
couH.-Many a man talks with loud complac.
ency about the charm Of the Preside. and yet,
let temptation give but The smalles, tap at the
door, and he evinces the most wonderful alneii-
Is in leaving it.-Sa,iIe is a dangerous acid,
which none bot the mos, sliliul should presume
to manipulate. Many clumsy hand at it has
been blown to pieces by the explosion Of his
own reiort.--PuHch.