Delaware weekly Republican. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1841-188?, 1856-07-24

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us enough Of the Rocky Mountain woolly horses,
thereraight be wonders performed, even in 'old
Virginia. ~ 4'7aee s-ai p qftl a.N -.eH
ABour HooPse--A lady, whose garments formed
an immense circumference, entered store in Boston,
and In doing Frustrated several dozen OF h9Wer-
pots cont ming valuable plants whio1 wsre ru ned.
The storekeerer intends to the lady for damages
so that the Law may settle how large Rspaoe ladyb
may occupy 81 r u.-l.
"A gentleman remarks, says the Albany Argus,
that while riding in an omnibus, the other day,
tlree four ladies entreed, who on taking asatss
commence 4 such q patIering ot thu sldss OF tnetr
dresses that for sons time, being ignorant OF toe
real objeot,l he was under tho impression that they
were goingto cruwlHv ,51ggsIa Ht.t go. 1ia
We see In Broad street windows, says the Times,
a sseauless skirt forladies advertised Good Aoy-
thing that will axe their skirts seem less will be
grateful to gentle and the ladies, too who have
70. pass through hoop.frequented streets. ~ 1..H
One virtue at least has been discovered In the
hooped spetiiooat; mad dogs cnnnot bite tnewea
ersg v Excellent things, therefore for summsr weah
Il "A young lady of onarlestown, Mass while oross.
ing Warren Bridge, Thursday eysning, fell through
| the draw in consequence VI TOO much haste, and
would have been drowned, but for the ,sBaey Of
hoOped Rkirls In preventing her from sinking while
| 2. boat usa coming 10 her asastance. ee %
National Reformer, is'
/ Wy, is that our psrtyr sg -..t
wy, yes, hossy it IA that. II you puts 10 . veas
Tor that party, you votes yourself a farm.
'Vell I dout go that Without they'll 20 little
4 sNAHNSNsy ~
'9''us'. "a ..gsaifs
/ a very romantic gentleman puts the following
! advertisement 10 New York paper Where's The
| young lady that will 'circuinnavgate' hln
"A gentleman, twenty-five years, Kentpckian Jy
birth, possessing lnde pendent fortune aud VII se
only happiness fs found In moonlight, music, love
and flowers, Is deslrous Of deyotng himself 10 the
cuyaIion of those sweetnesses OF existence, in con
neoliOn with some beautiful yenpg lady, who win
esteem It her chiefes joy constantly to eireumnavi-
gate him, so 70 speak, with the eulgent halo of her
loving heart. VIM sucha maiden please address
Fernandez? b. 15
During the Dorr war in Rhode Island, bill wasi
brought in to Organize the ar.ny This rou. from
sleopian old man in one corner, who represented
town in the west part of the State. 'Mr Speaket,'
says he, tell you am decidedly opposed to orgs.
mixing the army as you call t. Our forefathers ct
through the revolution with nothing bat d um and
Gle, and came off first best too 20 again organs.
they'll be dreadful onhsndy things In battle, now
tell you" This Eas irresistible, and old Aunt
Rhsdy's army remains ulorganiEsd to this day
An exchange paper, the editer Of wi ich no doubt.
lately sit upIwith widow, goes of thu. 'For tho
other half Of aceurtng match, there Ia nothing like
au interresting willow grhere's as muuh differences
between courting damsel and an attractive widow
asthere is between cyphering in addition and .ub-s
10 rule OF three Oourting girl Is like eating truis
all very nice as far as IL exte d. but doing be ami
able TO blue eyed beieay ID one in black Grape
comes under the hesd Of preserves-iich puHgsat,i
syruppy For delicious courtingi We tsPtzt give ~
Widow.n FH n" '' ' a- it"aI ~ .@f -
Lows, ,LusAor AsD LUc1,-Uader this oaptisn tie
New Orleans Delta gsts Out very pretty piece Of
romance touching one Jarvis Wright, who beoama.
erared by ydisappontmsnt in love with mlsi,na,y'sd
daughtsr,a long time ago. and whose latest aItaeh-
meat vas for pet young alligator. As ihe story
goes the foreorn alliagL1r-tamor took it lao bis
head to buy tiIket In the HavIns lottery, andtoi
be guided In tn selection Of bis number by the was.
gng Of hlo pets tall. After long search the TALL
wagsed, and thsticket was bought. Il tufaed ~ a
prize Of $40 0o1 The Delta says the story Il true
one-but the man who believes # ha, not get besa
fonhd a large reward is aasrsd for him ~ 1
Tommy, my son, what are you going 70 de with
ihrt elub9 send Tito the editor Of course 'Brt
what are you going to sead It 10 the editor forl'
Cause be says, II any body will ED him acub be
win sond him acopy Of his paper The mother
came pretty near fantlng, but recovered eonolous-
ness enough TO ask:-'Bat, Tommy dear, what do
you suppose ho wants of club2' well don't
know replied tho hopeful urchiu, 'unlezs ie isis
knock down subscribers as don't pay for tneif pa.
peri'i ., amAg '-F '-i't 9a@
THE YoTEiox ExPELLIsG BRooEs THE vote In
the House Of Representatives the question of ex-
Pellin Mr.. Brooks for the assault on Mr. sunnts
was divided follows; For the expulsion 10 free
State men and slave state men, or democrats and
lis opposition. Against the expulsion l3 fres and
% slave state men, or % democrats and 80 opposl.
tion. Mr. Hoffman, of NJ tryland Is one Of toe two
slave State who voted Ia favor of expelling Mr.
Brooks, .sal r. i tg -s41.!4 '4 ms - -f
A short time since, we'll known English mas.
ter In grammar school was censuring his pupil for
the dullness Of his comprehension, and cohsenting
TO instruct him In sum Of Practice, be said rs
not the price OF penny loaf always penny7' when
the boy inpoeently replied NO. sir, the bakers sell
them two for three haf-penoe when they are stale
We see there is new song by Balse, called The
First kisst Is there not some degree Of danger In
| sueh titel For instance, what would a shopu a
think, and how would be behave II pretty Young
lady went up to him, d snilingy said, If you
please, sir, VANITY you to glvo Tho Frat Kias.-
DFFEREscE.-A Virginia paper In lauding
Douglas colnpar>s him to Mount Cbinborar1 where.
upon John Wentworth, Of the Chichago Dem, m,erat,
fespon Is that he differs from the mountain IL this
respect; that while itpours lava up, Douglas peun
4 It down. 'sin- &aiaN
p. Brooks, the ,Palustto Pet is to be the pers
i Democratic candidate for jovernor Of South Carol
ma We have no doubt hs will run wsll-eoWsTd
EsaerAily do sI.-.