The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1856-05-29
SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY!
Guano Amt Anything Compared to ii /!
sUBsoIL FLOWING Is NO USE!
Cotton scod n Perfect Nuisancel
CLOTHING THE ONLY REMEDY
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- VII L indefatigable District and Village
- Clothlng Dlan, by close observation and
hard study, has learned several new features in
| the art OF improving and udorning the Masculine
portion OF tne human family. Hes been clean
| TO New York, took lessons under scientific mon
ana has made himself SO familiar with NIL the
| beauties, duties, liabilities, advantages and re-
spons'bilitics of the human weather boarding de-
Inrtment, that just ns soon rs he lays his eyes on
| II man, he knows what he lacks-whcthcr # is
| food or raiment. lie is just the same to mankind
! that spring is to vegetation. Country merchants
would do well to come in and take II few lessons
charges moderate for single scholar-classcs
| taken ut reduced rates.
Ii it is food and raimcnt, he takes him in, COW
| ers, weather boardS and floors him. and then
sends him over to his ficn,l. III. s. Kerr, ar down
| to Iomnx 4 Cobb's where in Il few minutes
after the patient has realized the rcvivinT health
| iui Influence OF the external application, they
will commence the inside work-ccng, lathng
pastering and securing, and then start him home.
And II IL no wonder, after taking some of l.o-
| max Il Cobbs II. =. Kerrs in'ard filling
| (Which is substantial, 10 liqud) then allowing
l'foNs to give them what's called the surface
polish, that men wives don't know them when
| they go home; the little boys and girls run and
hide. thinking some city folks had come to their
! pas houses, young ladies commence fixing up 10
entertain their new bcauX, un,i young men brush
their heads, look digniiied and star, receive the
| nice looking strangers.
few men of rather ordinary appearance,
who have thrown themselves entirely into LY-
| oNS handS know the advantages to be derived
| from suit of his Clothes; it has married them
| into rich families, gwen them n standing far be.
yond their expectations, and hcrn the means of
| pitching them as high up az phfiy-rl,our phorty
| Ill the scale Of mpp"rtcm'lun respect ability.
There are now in the city Of Abbcvlc 3
Churches, Academies, Singing School n
great many Dry G"odS Stores, . Printing Offices,
Wholesale Grocery Houses. 9 Jewellers Es,ab-
li>hm"n's, 'i'hcSrian Corps, Masonic and Odd
Fellows Lodge. Dancing Class, IIippodromc, 9
Carringe and Buggy Manufactures, 4 Hotels,
several boarding Houses, Dug Store, Gin
Factory. aud n Steam Saw Mill, = Harness. and
several Boot aud Shoe Shops, Tin Mnnufactory
| Tai!ors Establishments, Cabinet Curpentcrs'
and Bia"ksniIl's' Shops, , Rcfrcsl,ncnt Saloons,
and Livery Stables, aud it will not ,lo for n
| gentleman TO make ba'l appearance mt any Of
these places; il I'M urcs tli"r business. I.YoNs
keeps C!"rhn@ suitable for all the abovc named
places, av"cainns and occupations, and because
he has big trade and II large Stock he don't in
tend TO ask prices that unreasonable.
If"Ss' stock of I.r:yhorn aud Straw Hats is
complete. He keeps fins Pocket Knives, Ru-
, zors, Oil ard Fluid Lamps, Fll,lLs, Fiddle
Strings and Fiddle Eosn, manufactured express.
ly for his trade. Flutes, Patent D,nr Fasteners,
ln,crrs, Tables, the most cnnvcnicnt thing of the
kind now i'll discovery bmly ought to have one
-l}ankcrs' Gases, Bill Books, Pocket and Mem
| "randum Bo"ss, Envelopes, Letter Paper, the
nrgeSt stock ever brought to this markct-Ncw
Workers complain OF Il scarcity since We pur-
| chasrI-St"cl Pens, so many that there is mn
anticipated advance on steel Port Monnaics
| enough 10 hide all the money in the District,
| Combs, Hair Brushes. Nail and Tooth Brushes
enough to open II wholesale brush and co,ml,
house. nmd if Cedar Pencils rise, Lyons has got
'cm, surr--a whole Gas" Of Backing, Needles,
| any quantity. and low hy retail, Tr:cophcrona,
kathairon, Cologne. Hair Oil, Handkerchief Tx
tracts and sweet smelling stuff. Needle and
Thinbic Cases Lanterns, Buggy Whips, Valiscs.
tw" or three Horses, and many other things
that it would take IT'S wlInc day to l,mk them
up aud name them over. all Of which are ready
, for inspection and sale, ut the Conner Store in
the Marshall IInuS...
Ab'c";Iic {. H.. April lG, 1856. 5o-tf