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"CiiUlaA 1StSS A'pSsioA Iheo
street, New Orleans, La. =
VERMIFUaES.
Wiaer's Canadian,
Swain's,
Perry's Dead Shot,
Jayne's Tonic,
Kerl's,
B, A. FahneStock's, ~
McLaue's.
BALSAM and COUGH REM
EDIES.
Wistar's Balsnm Of WildCherry
Hastings Naptha,
Shermnn's tBalsaIn,
Buchan's Hungarian,
Davis's Wild Cherry and Tar,
Schenck's Pulmonic Syrup,
New England Cough Syrup, q
Bartholomew's Expectorant,
Halls Bnlsam, q e.
Swaym's Syrup Of Cherry,
Ayers Cherry Pectoral,
Taylor's BalsnIn Liverwort,
Jayne's ENpectorant,
Winer's Elecampaine,
Rogers, Lirerwort and Tar,
Mrs. GARDENERS IIiverwort,
Stadler's Cherry Expectorant,
London's Indian do,
DR.. Roses do,
SARSAPARILLAS.
DR.. John Bulbs,
S. ?. Townsend's,
Sands's,
Old Jacob Townsends
Carpenters,
Wyncoop's,
Shakers,
"s Graetfenberg's
Bristol's
Guysott's Yellow Dock.
FLASTERS.
Wells Strengthening, -.
Ewen's Strengthening
Jew David's or Hebrew, m =
Badeau's,
| knapp's Indian
| Alcock's Porous,
Grlttlth'S Adhesive,
Holloway's Arnice
LININIENTS.
Mexican Mustang,
| Farrell's Arabian
Buffers Nerve and Bone,
Hunts,
Hayes's,
Tobias's Venetian
Howe's Nerve and Bone,
kellinger's,
| Gardeners,
Bartine's Horse
Merchants Gargling,
Cherokee.
F,-.. Jayne's
AGUE REMEDIES, etc.
| Osgood's Indian Chogogue,
Rewards Tonic Mixture,
Smiths Tonic Syrup,
Wynkoop's Tonic,
Speeds Febrit'uge,
Vegetable Febrifuge.
- LOZENGE S.
ShermRn's Cough and Worn
Bryan's Pulmonic Waters,
Locock's Pulmonic Waters.
HAIR PREPARATIONS.
Lovett's Wahpcne or Hair Clos
Bnrry's Tricopherous,
Lyons Khtharisn,
| Boyle's Hyperion Fluid,
Phnlon's Hair Tnvigorator,
Jayne's Hair Tonic,
Van Densen's Wahpene.
London's Oriental Hair Tonic,
Hnuel's Eau Lustrale,
Oldridge's Balm OF Columbia,
Railways Circassian Balm.
PANACE3S.
Swain's Houck's,
Cullen's Indian Vegetable,
| Longley's Great Western.
OINTMENT AND SALVEs
| Dalley'saiagicnl PaiuExtractt
Professor Holloway's Ointmef
| McAllister's An-lIealing,
Brooks Magic Salve, Pryor
| Pile, .- q
Gray's Harrison's Specific,
! Trask's Magnetic, Judkin's
Louden's AH-IIealing, Russia
| OILS.
Rushton's Cod Liver Oil,
McNair's Acoustic, SCarpa's d
British, Harlaem.
BITTERS.
/ MoFat's Phoenix, Blake's Arc
marie, $3.50,
Hibbard's Wild Cherry,
| .-r W0LFE'S AROMATIC
~ Druggists and Mercha
articles contained in the above
| vantage by calling or sending
be found the most extensive rs
MEDICINES in the United
Please address. J.
GENUINE
MI If Nos. Isl and
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STATE OF LOUISIANA,
Parish of Orleans, City of New Orleans
Be it remembered that the 18th March 1856 The
subscber Of the Peace in aud for the city
appeared Charles Briggs President and H. r. Jam
sieF Of the Louisiana Mutual Insurance
pose say the above accounts just and true, and
transcript from the books Of the said Company
1919 CHARLES BRIGGS, President.
H. p JANTIER, Secretary.
Sworn to and subscribed before this 18th day of March
1856. Z. NJ BEADFokD,,
The Board Of have resolved to Pay Six per cent In
second Monday Of May have declared scrip dvi
dend Twenty-Five per cent the net earned premiums OF
the past year certificates will be issued and after
e first day Of June next and they haze reserved ne balance
pending but nnatusted claims against the Company. ,
Company continue to against the ners OF the seas
and yes damage by fire. at the current rates OF
premium. E
= " CHARLES BRIGGS, President.
A. CARRIERE, Vice President.
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Fetal amount Of assets ST. 81
3. 7l. 4 $500 OF IoUtIsTANA

Parish 81 Orleans, City Of New Orleans.
a5f that January 1856, before
hs Justice g The Pence md fos as siy
and james H. wheeler, Secretary, of the Home la'a
insurance Company who being duly swen &c
lust and TINE ssess
aass las WI EEHsEis. Secretary.
sworn to and before this lsgh daY d
1856. GHAS sssg parisi III Orleans
The Board al Trustees have e pay y
sr cent in sftar
hbIfers thereof their legal
MONIlAY. tie 18th of February is,5. ,r a..
TINS Rpari IF Trustees also DEC Y ~
er Cent 81, the net Ct ths iof hs
sarS SIs WIN pe
s Continues the peril Of the
and damage ~ hfe ~
TrsTa a ONCE is Camp street 8
JOHN Il. SHAW Vice President.
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Second District Pound

WKTAS brought 10 the Second District Pound, cor
Wv nes of 81. Ann and Defbgny streets. as es-
trays
One white and brown Creole Cow, no branh
p One while and yellow Creole Heller, no brand.
One white and yellow Creole Heifer, right ear slit
and branded "Q' on tho RICH, hip.
Which, if mol claimed within ten days and the eS-
penses thereon paid viii be sold public auction al
aaid pound, on FRIDAY, the 9th OF May next al
10 O'Clock, A. NJ.
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CECOND-HAND FURNITURE STORE, No.
y u Baronne street, near Canal.
Second hand Of all descriptions bought
changed repaired and vanished the and
reasonable terms.
Persons declining house keeping and wishing to dispose
their funitare would DO we'll to call the undersigned.
fe3sm P n, TOUREE.
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TUJUBE PASTE AND GUM DISOPS-oF SU.
FN'S' 4'>''' ~ FSHs'i 4''f g. n MORRISON,
se4 Il Asgasne street.
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$500 NU4l0A9&WAMLsS CABEMEW FEIRNT-
+ n TURE YARER0OMs, No l7S Magszne street and II
Julia stseetFarnitnre Of every variety for sale and
nj made 10 order in good and substantial Office
Furniture and repaired. Hotels Ships Steamers
cad Safdn opses supplied with Furniture and Bedding
fh6 shortest notice. u
sar agsne prepared to store any quantity of goods
Fanisas Gafts & aifs moving attended to with
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First District Pound v
KT7AS brough. TO the First District Pound on Dry
wv aides street, between Julia and Girod Streets as
encumbrnnce OF streets
One Cart branded No. 572.
Which, if not claimed within ten days and the ex-
penses thereon paid will be sold nj public auction, at
said pound, on friday 10th inst at 10 O'Clock A NJ
AUG S. PHELPS,
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E,REE OF CEIARGE-THEU UNDERSIGNED WILL
q relieve, FREE OF CHARGE, in ono application with
DIR. ASH'S RHEUMATIC OR PENETRATING OIL, applied
externally. Rheumatisms Pains sweings, Contrseted and
Painful news Muscles Joints Neuralgia anything of
the above All relieved, free Of charge, at his
Depot of the Southern Remedies No lot Carondelat
street, between Canal and Pnydrasr 49,
H- Price. 81 % per bottle. All orders attended to.
feIa fIy,SW6nl DR.. Wd. DOWSE.-
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New Orleans, May, 5, 1856.

IL e1e conduit depot des epaves Premier Dis
trici, rue Dryades les ue ct Girod, CONNIE
announcement des rues--
Une Charrelte numerotee 5f2.
81 la dite charlotte nest pas reliance dams dix
jours, Ell les depenses payees, ellie sera vendue a
| fenciierc pub!ique, au dit depot VENDREDl lG du
courant, 10 heures A. NJ
AUG. S. PHELPS,
C6nimissaire des Rues.
| fIta.C 1rJa 1e nj m
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Il l. etc conduit depot des epayes du Premier
District. rue Dryades, entire les rues julie ct GIod,
CONNIE epaves-
une Clevre bruno, ayant lie ventre, la face ct les
pieds nolrs, des rates dos ct un collier
Une Chevre, ayant lie corps iaune les iambes nores,
la coupe blanche ct des glandes.
81 les dis animaux sont pas reclames dams dix
ieurs, ct les depenses payces, lis seront vendas
l'enchere publique, di, depot, lie MARDI mai
proclaim n ~ heures A. NJ.
AUG. S. PHELPS,
Commissaire des Rues.
Mile o rIeaus lie 25 avril 1856 MO myl
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u ssxs n. 5YaEELER, Secretary
New Orleans . aDtiary IS, 1866 1850, S I.

h rRUsTEEss IN 5s u
~ III shaw S s. IL. Levy v. III Y. Ianer s5s45
SoisH e 3, i1lsf AL III May Philip A. Shaw,
Richard Lloyd, lohn II g. ise NJ REL
JtfIah Pese, Ohm Eait NJ VT p!hs,
IT III Harrison, Eufns Melthennyt IT AssI5,
Joseph Heg, VI. Y. NC n NJ n 3
III Jhray, WY n
s1 III Saalsnp Dessonnae E. X Converse @
n, tJs Toapkins John Y. GooaFsh, ~ Essser-
III noi s.. B. Curry, 5#5gls janis
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MFRS. HETuTS'S ABDOMINAL SUPPORT
A'@ hns--AA NC 'n'' s'NA'As' a. n MORRISON, Agent,
feI II Magazine street.
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DRUGS, nIEDICINEs, PERFuMERY
sP9 ETCThe subscriber would respectfully call the aten
Planters Physicians and Families to his well as
esored stock comprising article in his line OF bust
ness all which, examination, will be found FRESH and
GENUINE. During season, SODA WATER , and MEAD Of
the very quality WI! be found at this establishment with
ali the popul; Mineral Waters such CONGRESS, BLUE
LICK ETC. Bar Rooms supplied reasonable terms with
PURE HONEY, ESSENCE PEPPERMINT, GOULEY BIT.
TIERS, etc. :. , $500,
oA " cor Comp and Poydras streets.
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Third District Pound.
WE7AS brought to the Third District Pound, No 90
Wv Elysian Fields street. as estrays-
One pale red or yellow Cow, cropped upper figure
'iT'' in each ear no brand
One yellow female Goat with white spots on the
side
Which, if not claimed within ten days and the ex-
penses thereon paid, will be sold at public auction at
said pound on TUESDAY, the 18th instant, at 10
O'Clock A. NJ.
AUG. S. PHELPS,
Street Commissioners.
New Orleans, Muy 2, 1856, my3 IL
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r WRIGHT 81 CO.'S CATALOGUE OF GENUINE
y and popular Family Medicines, which they offer to supply
Druggists and Dealers Propreorb lowest wholesale prices
General Depot Special Agency No. Isl q Charities
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c,TABCN-soo boxes Fox's Wheat for sale by
. VOORHEES, GRIGGS CO..
ess L. Tchoupltoulas street.
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New Orleans April %, 1856 a20 my38

IL etc conduit depot des Epaves du Second
District, encoignure des rnes SteAnne ct Derbisny,
CONNIE epaves--
une Vache creole blanche ct bruno, sans eampe.
Tine Genisse creole, blanche ct jaime sans etampe.
inc Genisse creole blanche eli jaime. ayant loIcille
droile endue en- Tongue, ell elampe "a" a Ia hanche
droite.
ST les dts animaux sont pas reclamees dams dix
jours. Ell les depenses payees lis serunt vendus,
l'enchere publique. lev ENDREDI mai proclaim,
10 heures A Nj.
AUG. s. PHELPS,
Commssaire des Rues.
Mile Orleans lie 2S ayr 1856 a29 my3
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PERSEVERANCE DOOR, SASH AND BLIND
FACTORY, corner of ST. Charles and Ono streets, New
Orleans 4 "a.
GEORGE PuRVEs Architect and Builder, respectfully in
friends the public that he has in sddition to his
former business commenced tue Of Doors ssshes
Blinds every description, at the above establishment
All orders left Of his Office II Place. The factory
the Mechanics Exchange Box 81 will be promptly
3anHa Il fn aG-En,
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8tssFe FsssEENrH MUTUAL INSURANCE COM
k5SA ~ Ny1oFF ICE IN THEIR BUILDINGS, CORNER
EfsF CAMP STREET AND COMMERCIAL PI4ACE-MA-
HINE, RIYER. ANDBE HE lSSutANgEs company
nave tie following assets s 4d5ss Il $
saabla In amount ioaned thereon 90
T,.ts mn hapF and ofI,er S525 90
tsa 5c;rhbs being notes for ST. b
5ssts n rsa estate estimated value $40 0oO cost Os
IN Hi rensns IN eonrse Of collection.
sr ftGm enu1,lanes estimated yalue.
Ssssh ~ hand I. 0094S ~
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NEW ORLEANS. JACKSON AND GREAT
Ia ss S and after
commence tho Summer Schedueleaging Osyka at A. NJ,
aFgng al New Orleans at Ii A. Nj leaving New Orleans at
S3s L. NJ, snd arriving at osyka at 8 p NJ
G. II. HAILEHURST,
mlS U General Superintendent.
ENH4SkE-Sl0 hbs Dean Wilahre's; 100 bbf Raw, for
w sale by VOORHEES,, GEIGGS CO.,
4 ~ SOL. ID TOhoupitoplas street.
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Nf,rcb IesG -7-- - -. ~ - ~ Proprietor.
BIItis we'll known that the yellow fever prevalent
here last fall evidently brought here BY persons goods
an injected district Persons arriving the Well will be struck
with its elevated location, Situated II the pine hls1 and Tl
10 have the bedding the occasion pointed by the
dent physician m S. Beazele and burnt in presence OF
witxeses certificates published thorough renoYa
ton going and visitors daily arriving do not
desire very large the coming sea-
son; but every will be made to render the invalid
maj n 5.5E.5~ INAfAN WILLIAMS
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rTNHE BAGAssE FURNACE. - LETTERS PA
tent for the United States were granted TO SAMu Eth Gill
No 81 Natchea street. New Orleans under The date
for furnace for burning Wood aud Bagasse
This combines the following qualities fully
proved in taking of SEVEN CROPS THE PRESENT SEA
SON. 5'I'i@5 g sa9s
s entirely by natural draught and without the aid
of Il Blower. 9r 9,A g.. n
"a contains CRATE bars other irons in the interior
3d. It requires soppage of the mill to have Its ashes
cleaned out.
ah Bagnsse stirred touched after it arrives
IN the furnace f5l -
5h It all the Bagasse and makes steam enough to
the mill engine steam battery and pumping engine
This is the only furnace that has taken oil in Louisiana
| in compliance with the above five conditions
This makes pretension to Baass None and
resemble other furnace in single feature OF its
FORM the principles which works. the results
which poduces neither does it approach the rights Of
other party Reports circulated the contrary "mee
tricks of trade,p known be false by those who make
them and calculated only public palm off
tces their merits. No person will be
allowed sell make patent without authority
from and all having such authority will be fully
/ guaranteed In its undsurbed use and possession.
Patent Furnace applicable train Of kettles as to
boilers and prepared contract to apply to burn
BAgase to boil juice in the train kettles
| under satisfactory guarantee to the purchaser.
treatise the whole subject pamphlet FORM with draw
inss etc. be had Of the subscriber, by mail or otherwise
4 5@si5 i55ss55r -5+&5+5 SAMUEL H. GILMAN,
z tIysr, VIZ hatcher strect Nov 0riaans
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COMPTROLLER'S OFFICE. |
n;In az Nuru lrianna A mil 3u 1Hhh

next, will aJjudica,e at my Office, at II O'Clock NJ,
the above contract.
a29 o. DeBUYS, Comptroller.
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u If I'M q IRAN Ia COMPANY
I'LL So he golo~ii tefnant OF the
fs aahlised conformity with the e.
auiFanazts IF their FL aftels viz: 81.
A1a9a a s n 70
IN risEs alst lsc. 2O4 %
Ess4ese
assaas & ss so2 %
ror prs,uiuIas q tirs HAS n: .ssfs,ofs y
fear srss n, rivEr M
~ i,s,nmis Al 1,SsTi,e risss 40 ~
Lass pFsEninn1s risks not ,aa ~ nj
5is December. iS55! @
Setarned s14 20
ass earned prenaians ending lst ss %
leases dnrirg ihe same pess99,3s NJ So
80 STS 90
81
s5ass0S9 30
= sxSsssses, Interest on scrip
sss ~ ~ ss-s !. s74s IL
Ess esTsisS prohs tel 1as ss $50 So
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Price of Passage from Cairo St Paul. 81 80
William H, Avery. Esq, AessEs Benos, Shaw Co., New
Orleans.
Robert Campbell, Esq, Messrs. L. A Benoist & Co., St
Louis Mo.
Arernon Jarvis Esq, Messrs. W Hoge Co.. New York,
nag dlaYkW
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Fourth District Pound,

ODTIITIlssiITt uts ltUtS.
Mile Orleans lie Q mai 1856. my3 70
The Shasta courier., 1856-03-01
REDUCTION IN PRICES!
RAIL R AD HI u USE.

NTOS. 46 and as COMMERCIAL street, and
IN 81. Clay street, San Francisco.
The stranger will easily distinguish This llo-
tel, by observing the CupuIp and Town Clock.
which are visible from all parts Of The city. aud
from the balcony of which mnst beautiful yirw
of lhc City Bay. aud surrounding ronn'ry can
always be ubtaincd M other iioiel III the city
possesses the same advantages.
This Hotel is iirst-class house. fre-prool
throughout, lighted by gas. water and all mod
ern improvements in every story; situated i'll
the most central par, OF the city, it is the most
cleanly and best kept hotel on the Pacific Meals
at all hours from A. M. 10 | / P. NJ, and cooked
to order; single double rooms with or with
out board. Ladies Ordinary, second story.
A great reduction in prices, 10 Keep pace with
the times enables the visitor to live better
and more economically at the Rail Road Hotel
than elsewhere; see Bill of Fare in Golden Era,
and observe The variety Of food and moderation
of charges.
The visitor is also entitled to The inspection
of numerous large and beautiful sirws along The
Panama Railroad, Chagres River. and great AT.
lantic and Pacific Railroad.
No ranuers attached 10 This Establishment, as
its proprietors depend upon It's own merits.
HALEY s. THOMPSON.
jan 20-3m propriesors.
The Shasta courier., 1856-03-01

A MAS WITHOUT MoSEY.-A man without
money is body without a soul-a walking
deaih-a spectre that frishtens every one. His
countenance is sorrowfu and his conversation
languishing and tedious. If be call upon ac-
ouain:ance, he never finds him at home. and II
he opens his mouth to speak, he is interrupted
every moment. so that he may not have chance
TO finish his discourse. which it is feared will
end with asking for money
He is avoided like a person infected with dis
ease. aud Is regarded as an incumbrance to the
eartt. Want wakes him up u the morning. and
misery accompanies him TO his bed at nj sh,.-
The ladies discover that he is an awkward boo.
by-landlord believes that he lives upon air. and
ii he wants anything from tradesman. he is
asked FOR cash before delivery.
The Shasta courier., 1856-03-01

ToA CoQuETTE.-Oh uiier net III IDLE jest,
the language love should claim, nor trifie. iii
:hat radiant guesl becomes an empty name The
laughing lips that lightly part. 10 mock atfec-
tions tone. bctray cold or careless heart where
love is all unknown.
When faithful hearts responsive beat, with
quick and glad surprise, the lips with other ut
,erance meet, and speech comes through The
eyes. Or If sweet words at length are heard.
it is in whispered tone. aud witnesses OF hearts
transferred should be themselves alone.
Fair lady, though thy words are sweet, when
love supplies The theme. they prove, alas. a
charming cheat as idle as dream. Thy dawn
cast eyes and bluslIing check, would seem 10 be
sincere but though il is in jest you speak, us
dangerous TO hear.
For he who kneels TO beanty's power, al
though the dream be brief. may find remeii-
brance of that hour to be life long grief. Dear
lady, teach thy lips TO heed. nor jest on sacred
theme then will thou be, in very deed, the an
gel thou dost seem.-Cal. Express.
The Shasta courier., 1856-03-01

a REMaRKABLE ExEcuTIoNER.-We have OBJ
served several wonderful stories of late. respect
ing the skill of the Chinese execntioner. who,
it is said. can strike off the heads of their VIC
Tins 50 skillfuly that the poor fellows them
selves never discover their loss until a moment,
after they are dead. We recall to mind,
however, The story If German execu,ioner, ho
far surpassed the Chinese in professional dex-
terity. Upon one occasion, it happened that u
criminal who condemned TO death had a
singular itching to play at nine pms; and he I'M
plored permission to play once more at his ia
vorite game before he died Then. he said, he
would submit To his fate without murmur.-
The judge thinking there could be no harm in
humoring him. granted his last prayer; and up
on arriving at the place of execution he found
everything prepared for the game-the pins be-
ing set up aud the bowls being all ready. He
commenced his iavorte sport with enthusiasm.
After a while the sheriff, observing that he
showed no INCLINATION TO dcsst made 81 gu 10
the execuiioner TO strike the fatal blow while he
STOPPING for bowl. The execulioner did
so. but with such exquisite dexterity that the
culprit did not notice or feel il. He thought, IN
deed that cold breath of air was blowing upon
his neck. and drawing himself back with a
shrug, his Lead dropped forward into his hands.
He naturally supposed that it bowl which
he had grasped a;d seizing it firmly. rolled it
at the pins. All of them fell and The head was
heard to exclam it rebounded from The far
ller wall Hurrah I've won The gamel''
PoHfoii0.
The Shasta courier., 1856-03-01

70 You nay insert thousand excellent
| things in newspaper, and never hear word
of appreciation remark from the readers; but
jus, let a paragraph slip in (by accident or ill.,
difference) of one two lines that is not IN
good taste, and you will be sure to hear about
that TO your hearts content.
A WlFgs RieHrs-"Wife,' said married
man, looking for boot jack after she was III
bed, II have place for all things, and you
ought 10 know it by this time
..Yes" replied she, ought TO know where
you keep your late hours, but don't.
- When housekeeper is lost deep in
thought that she spriuklcs tue boiling clothes
with salt, aud puts the fla, iron in The soup it is
tine that she paid more attention TO domestic
cookery, and less to the last novel
Broom WITH A LONG HASDLE.-The Cardiff
(England) GuardlTn says, that child, the son
of laboring people, received al The baplsmal
fout the name OF James Louis Napoleon Mala-
koii Broom" What capital chimuey-sweep
the boy would make.
Iy-It is stated by Gal;gnani, that Mr.. Mitch
ell gives Madame Godschmidt Lind the enor-
nous sum of $500 sterling for each concert in
which she sings in the series of concerts he Is
now giving in London.
Eg An Irish drummer, who now and then,
INDUCED IN noSSn oil rlSht Soou poteen, was
accosled by the revi,wing general, what
makes your nose so red I" 'Please your hon
or" replied pat, II always blush when speak
to general officer"
II boy at school in the west, when called
out to reciie his lesson in history asked
"What is the German Diet composed off,
The boy replied, "Sourkrout, schnapps. lager
beer, and nix cUmerousch." Boy promoted in-
stanter.
The EAST AND THE WEsT-America cele-
brates the New year with cakes; China with
crackers. There is no foundation for the suppo-
siiiou that this entities the latter to the appela
ton Of the Floury Kingdom.-B.
A PROBLEM FOR TIE PUBLIC ScHooLs-In what
branch of Chemistry applied to the precious
metals, has California given The world the great
est discoveries ASs.-(by youth Of tcnde,
! gears )-In solvents.-D.
A QuERY ron SKEPTIcs.-Is Geology to be
credited when she asserts that mankind have
fer thousands of years maintained their exist
ence on crust Id.
p Wanted, by maiden lady, local hab
itaiion and name" The real estate she is no
particular about. SO that the title is good. The
name she wishes to hand down 10 posieriiy
E The editor of an Eastern paper says tha
many of his patrons would make good wheel
| horses, they hold back so well.
The Shasta courier., 1856-03-01

a LASDLoRD's RESPECT FOR TITLEs.-Our
Daniel remarked. the other day, that next time
he pat up at hotel he should enter bis name,
Daniel Sharp-Judse"
We asked him if he had ever tried it, and he
replied.
Yes. tried i; once. and il worked like Il
charm. / had The best accommodations in the
house for about week without expense; till
one day, the landlord touched me on my arm
nnd says he.
"lon are Judge of the Probate, are you not p
NO." replied |. looking care.css-like.
Not Of the Supreme Court, certainly" says
be. No, rsjoined ]. mot of any court
'Ol what are you judge then continued he.
thinking of the many ixins' he had sent up TO
my room.
Il am Judge" pomrously returned |, 'of-of
good living"
He said he would be happy TO have me re-
main with him another week, but he expected
great deal of company the next day, and |
had to leave