Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1856-11-27
9frops al,o fallries.
What kind of ship has two mates and
no captain. A court shin.

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What kind of ship has two mates and d
no captain. A court ship. 4
THS Arr OF PERroRMISs.-Promise
little. that you may perform much; but !,
If you want to reform little. you can I.
promise As much as you like. :
Out of hundred bonnets sold las,
week. il has been sscertained that more
than ninety were supplied to ladies
who had gone in JUS. to choose bit Of
ribbon.
II is impossible to love one in whose
truthfulness we cannot confide; or TO
slight one whose words. purpose and
actions are without Discrimination.
Wstchmskers are the most conceited of
authors; for you never take up the works
of one without finding his name on the !
frontispiece.. 1t is rarely indeed. that q
watch be il ever so poor. is published
anonymously.
A gentlemen once said he should like
to see boat Of ladies adrift or the ocean
TO see what course they would steer. A
lady in the room replied. That's easy
rold--they would steer to The Isle Of
Man. to be sure.'
DR.. Dousin having heard the famous
T. Fuller repeat verses on scolding
wife wss so delighted with them as to
request copy, but Fuller told him "a
copy was needless, as he had the orig
insl.'
A covetous desire in the heart OF
youth is the germ from which mar spring
poison tree. whose atmosphere is pes
tilential, and the taste Of whose fruits is
death.
Every one loves beauty. and there !,
no countenance, not blushed or deformet
BY guilt. that may not-indeed doe
uos-brishten and gladden. some devoted
soul.
Man regards as eternity-frst tn
present hour. then his youth. then hi
life. then. his century. then the duration
Of the earth, then that OF heaven, an
finally time.
If We would give ourselves only hal
On hours reflection at the close Of ever
day. We would preach to ouselves sew
ersl of the best sermons that could b
uttered every week.
A THIN DREss.-Aa exchange paPe
under the head Of .Good Advice" adv
sss young men to "wrap themselves U
In their virtue" A contemporary we
ssys. MANY of them would freeze
death if they had no warmer cove
ing.
A Pretty RrDDLE.--aI will consent
ell you DESIRE" said young lady to b
lover, ION condition that you will 81
what you have not, what you new
can have. and yet what you can ri
me-" What did she ask fort hr
band.
The New York Tines perpetrstes I
following on the marriage of Wie
Giles. Esq Of that city, to Miss Ami
NJ. Bent:
Her bow was Bent. the arrow bright,
Flew to its mark and hit Wright, "a rig
The arrow spent the victim, slain,
The bow shall ne'er be Bent again.
IzzscEncE.--"My dear Amelia" 81
sdandy. 81 have long wished for this {
portunity. but hardly dare speak nc
for fear you will reject me: but I Ii
you, say will you be mine! Your smi
would shed"--and then be came 10
pause: your smiles would shed"--s
then he paused again. Never mind
wood shed" says Amelia, Ego on W
she pretty talk"
Some editor says that the destiny Of
world often hangs on the smallest trifl
a little milf between Charles Bonsps
and his love Lettia might have brol
Of q marriage which gave birth to Ma
leon and the bsttle OF Waterloo.
which the Chicago Advertiser says: y
that is fact. Suppose a little mfr
taken place between Adam and Eve
Whist then3'