Lynchburg daily Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1852-1861, 1856-09-01

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This j. really u drliphtfal place The create {
abundance OF people hlst met here 10 hni and cojoy
the greatest abnnauncr OF fun. 1t is uot much OF u
place for intnds tie who has an eye lot the dole
fall and morbid curiosity Ia behold humanity la IA
worse condition than his own. rd better not come
here. lie will not be comlofted, the probability be-
inj, that Ge uIll find everybody better oil thn him
eli
Since coming here think have penetrated into
the my .teg al watering plafrs aud Discovered the
hual secret which driyct people mnny mties away
from home. II IL not heaItb dthou. IA 3hat excuse
Il readily found and always given tu #ftne9 fathers
md jealous husbands Il cannot be The change ~
AT tur nunbers o visitors inhae pre- srs the same
atmo. phere 1T bumc that they iuhal" here Nor can
il hr the soeety the sight ol now hcos the inter
change OF IDEAS the formation oi aequaiGttuccs
She stnua14 81 a crowd, the quickruinp al the cur
of feeling which have become sluggish under the
huu-drum rontnc of ordinary life. If can lac none of
ihc.c ion m, or Hll ot the#e inducements may hr
found IN almost amy village within tea miles of home
No people come toa watering place because water
iug place IS the theatre in which tlc best OF play
The Farce III Earnest PLAYED upon grand scale
Here ure thousand low OF blrh comedian Perform
ing to thousand critics every actor critic and eve
~ critic actor everybody priunug at every body
else and each ignorant othiz own folly lis a treat
a. look 81 them, mud NONE the les trent II Aor
thai Yen yourself are doubtless tn mol eyre
giou- Ass Of the many whose hmIia yoa are crrti-
eIsIuE
The actor are aalr aud fauajc The Iomp.r- srt
aiN7abIe into the Bellies mi the Not=EtiIe=. The
Not-bcllea comprise NIL the OIL bdir- with the c\-
eepttou oil sotua old maid u whom tac flame
at hope burns with HH HH|1ur lHsiae, mad tl"
rosy Young glis. The Nef-Belcs exercise a. health
ul aud sanitary influence upon ihe whoIe mass
ot actors. keeping them tn some degree vi h
tn the bounds ut rea=anz and netting ibe p1rt of
mplol balanee-"hecls II RH uli r'm4fe balance
wheel Is atgtal n l- no aat al A'gs.bef tae itg OF
the uun5 -hammets by whom she i- surrounded. and
WHO throw tafeirh light npeu her faar #iih lady ,
she sccH= oui ul pll IN tins whirlpool II Prstgure
and tom=oaierY. u Auaug te.u1lc bdtHae-N uoe
Is trsjeI II grove ouf ut the 1.t Thea size nrt the
manners Of a boi'c. Nhai pf,t thllggu are s' l1-
ltitNc
ct the ielies there are tsa well -uulfaei tArchr-
The tuil-BiaHn Belle of the present lay eut.o4-
ami Understandable thing Sic s4ssc-t yau nYup-
ttug. clouds, balloons, general tpL4. lzmitabr ir5-
r-ts, aud a flock of gcosc in full cathlrs-il short an
that i- vast. and noisy Her hoops ufe til biggest
hcr heels the highest her dresses the r14diczD her
i,c tine paneIrst her voice tho louirst. her g.gtlc
tdc must senseles- ans iuee-saut. She !, hhgol pi
ourlr and not niggarjil If neck mil of bold acts
That deceive nobody ready Al all times II do any
thing the propficty OF which is in the least doubtful
free in her conversation. free ina her manners, and
bent upon uotoricty and matrimony At TIE earliest
day and At all hazards
The liddlng Belle is weak little simpleton, upon
whose check the delicate natural blush Of health and
mallcuhpnd has not vet given place 10 the nrdcut
tents of rilttf ronge whose modest stnGts though
fast failing. have not Vet Disappeared aud whose
hpycnish Ways have vet To find worse substitute in
the unhlushjnr lmpudenee Of the finished couuctte.
Her HIGHEST ambition is 10 he "A Ful- Hlovp Belle and
10 kick two or three fools before the season ends
You may hear her piping voice in rapid clnttcr al
mo,bnnywhore at any hour OF the tweut1-iour. Now
il rises in the loud confidence she il striving Ia ot
tain and anon il sink in The br.ii,tis bashfnIpess
she is ashamed not vet Ia have gotten rIa of
OF the male actors win, perf,rn here in the e,rcnt