Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1856-11-21
miscellaneous.

SIEGULAR.-To see a boarding school
Miss afraid ofs COW notwithstanding she did All
milking to hum" a few months previous.
There is a rumor from England to the
effect that English Earl who engaged in the Cri
mean war is about lead to the hymenis altar the
ble-hesrted and sesacri6cing Florence Nightingale.
An exchange remarks, that "no dust af-
fectSthe eyes so much as gold dust"
ATS very solemn thing to be married."
said Aunt Bethany Yer but its great deal SOL
enn not to be, !" said her niece.
Edwin Forrest has sold his magnificent
Hughes, with portion of the ground The price was
$4,000. The home ofthe tragedan is to become
nery-the scene Of real tragedy.
The oxen out in Iowa live so long that
they have to put sticks their horns for their wrinkles
TO run out on.
If you are in hurry, never get behind
couple that eourng They want to make much of
ing funeral. Get behind your jolly married folks
who have lots Of children at home if you wish get
along fast Bat best to be little ahead of either OF
them.
Nothing ever touched the heart of read
er that did not come from the heart Of a writer.
There is an alchemy in a high heart
which transmutes other things to its quality.
Tell me the female associates of a man,
and Will soon tell you his moral worth.
A slough" subscriber to a country paper
struck its mail list because he wouldn't paw up
The denquents wife insisted wrahfully that she knew
what newspaper law-that she did-the proprietor
was bound to send the paper until all aeaages paid
ANXIOUS FATHER.-"What am l to do
with you. sir what am to do with yous Do you know
you continue your present Of cruelty and coward
A youth asked his fathers sanction to
his project Of marriage? The old gentleman requesting
his to pray with him. prayed il the match against
the will Of the Lord he would throw obstacles in their
way, and make impossible The son. interruptne cried
40 Lord, don't you dot for must have her any how.
STRONG IN THE FAITH.-A negro preach
holding forth his congregation upon the subject
Of obeyng the command Of God. Says he Bredren whit
cher God tells me to do in dsbook oding mp the Bib
dat I'm guine to do If see in il dat must jump
WALL I'm guine to jump at it. Going trOo it longs
God. Jumpin' al it longs to me-"
Some men live as if they were poor all
their lives to be wealthy when they die.
TENDER RETHoUGHT.-Devoted wife !:
'oh, what beautiful monument Wouldn't you like to
have such a one as that, my dear"
The heroic Sir Charles Napier wrote very
beautifully and touchingly to lady the of his
great victory MenanceifI survive shall he with
those Loves If fall shall be with those have loved"
The soul needs a certain amount of intel
ectual enjoyment to give it strength adequate for the dali
y struggle in which it is involved.
A man turned his son out of doors lately
because he wouldn't pay his hOuSe rent striking in
stance Of parental affection.
A covetous desire, in the heart of youth, is
the germ from which may spring poison tree. whose
atmosphere is pestilsntiA and the taste Of whose fruit is
death
The waves of prosperity had risen to his
very lips and is rppes were forever breaking there in
When is the weather favorable to hay
making2 When it Grains pitchforks."
1t is with Life as it is with Coffee, be who
would drink it pure must not drain it to the dregs
A fool in an elevated position is like a
man in bsoon-every body appears little to him, and
he appears little to every body.
Beauty, devoid of grace, is a mere hook
without the bait.
Blessed are those who are afraid of thun-
derfoF they shall hesitate about getting married and
keep away from political meetings.
Never set yourself up as musician Just
because you have got drums il your ears nor believe
yourself school teacher because you have pupil in
youreye.
Be not afronted at Jest. If one throw
salt at thee thou wilt receive HARM unless thou hast
sore places.
A dutchman describes New Workers as
'e fine peoples will 90 about der streets seheang each
oder and dsy call dat pizziness."
Great men never affect anything 1t is
your three cent folks that put airs swell and try on
the pomp The difference between the two is as great as
bstWeeD barrel of vinegar and bottle of syrup
A woman has been fiued S25 in Raleigh
for going to fashionable soiree in state
of semi-nudity.
A young lady being asked by a politician
what party she was most in favor of replied
that she preferred a wedding party.
Laziness begins in cobwebs and ends in
iron chains. 1t creeps over man so slow
ly and imperceptibly, that he Is bound tight
before he knows it. Beware of the cob
websl