Delaware weekly Republican. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1841-188?, 1856-11-13

WHOLE NJ. 80:
9lmorols.
The arms of pretty girl, wound tightly arou nd
your neck, has been discovered to be an infalible
remedy in case of sore throat. 1t beats pepper tes
The gentleman so often spoken of in novels, who
rVeted people with his gaze, has now obtained per-
manent employment at a boiler manufaotory.
81 am happy. Ned, to hear the report that you
AaYe succeeded to large landed property" tsI am
sorry, Tom, to tell you that It'll groand-less."
The Kentucky American says that "the whiskey
crop VIII be greater this season than il has been fer
years in Kentucky Hemp, the other great Ken
!neky staple WILL 1t is thought be proportionatoly
In a pool across road in the county Of ripperary
Is stuck up pole having affixed to it board, with
TINS inscription Take notice, that when the water
Is over this board the road is impas'abie.'
Somebody, describing the absurd appearance of
he had hole in his pocket and was trying to shake
smiling down the leg Of his trousers"
An advertisement ia Boston paper lately, for a
young man to work IN astore, was answered by egh-
teen applications. But enc for gentleman" to
and eIeyen resnonses 49, 'N's ",'- A'NA AaAsA'"
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a crooked gentleman, on his arrival at Bath, was
asked by another what place he had travelled from?
VI came ratght from London" replied he. tDid
you so!" said the other; "then you must have been
terribly '04rpea by tie tgay,n
person Of the name of Fish, having made short
Trip In balloon, on coming again terra frnta,
was seized with n swoon. A gentleman as king one
OF the crowd collected around hi what was the
has been out of his element"
"Life, !" says the graphic Neal, "is like Geld of
blackberry bushes-meau people stoop and pick the
fruit, no matter how much they m " blacken their
fingers but genlus proud and perpendicular, stalks
on and gets nothing but scratches and holes torn in
his trowsers
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npi',Ph I'LL on rs y oan ~ francisco money-lender
mi, nele iles Ola tnirty.hVe per cent,
Tie he @ more ne made, the more ne lent;
The more he made tbs mare he sbaysd
Great God! can such a soul be saved ~
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In ehancery suit, one of the COUNSEL describing
the boundaries of his clients land, said in showing
the plan OF IL, we1ie on this side my lord" The
opposite counsel then said Sand We lie on that side
me chancellor with good-humored grin, observed,
lieye9m o1 'S't '''e' ".'Oni "ii' Se nave me vs.
white man and very unattractive looking negro
woman were fined three dollars each in Cincinnati
for kissing in the streets The performance excited
huuou cOuststtuB Irregular uHel the
kissing line, the woman being big greasy negress
whose hugely developed lips they came in contact
with those of her fair skinned partner smacked with
| a sound which would have made excellent accom-
paniment to the tune of ''pop goes the weazel.''
| An attorney In, I,ondor IiaI vorv Toor a sb;u;n,
Subscription was sal on faot to nav tha eynsnsas u
his fnnernl Most of the attorneys and barristers
having subssribed one If them annl;ed tn Taiar af
terwards Chief Justice Norbary, expressing hope
thaI t! ne W9cIa also subscribe q shilling "only
shillihg! said Toier, only shilling to bury nm at
.orney, herS S IS guinea go and bury one'and
twenty OF them.
| oEprn Rrvrny z = - sood Iodn who hoa +,,
children SIX with the msssIes yrts Ia frisn1 far
the best remedy The frienJ baa inst recai we'd a.
note from another I,dv ;nnn;ring he WV ~ male
/ pickles In tbe confusion. The lady who inanirsd
about the pickles received The remedv fer the mea
sles and the xous mother of he sioR cbidren read
| with horror the following .tScajd them, three or
| four times in yery h,t vinegar and snrnkla tbem
we'll with salt. in a faw days tbev will he onraa
'''3 - : low Hass .ney "-t 10 ou'eu
"A: young aay, returning late from the Opera as
to the Sidewalk. bat was sti unaLle to stem across
the gutter
Il can lift you oyerit said coachey.
tOh, no !, said The sweet miss u am too heavy
'Lor miss replied John Il am used to lifting bar.
rels of sugar
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There is a distinguished Democratic politician in
mississippi, says the Memphis Enqui rer, remarka-
Die for the recklessness OF his assertion on the stump
who is not unfrequently called 'The Well Digger"
The other day, SO il is reported an old man, Ten
nosaoan Was iutIouuoeu 70 Nun ulfeelly a1ter one OIL
his speeches in the State, who remarked "Wel,
Governor think you are the man who is sometimes
called the well Diggert" "Yes, " said the Cover
the truth is l never dug a well in my life.i "I
thought so,n said the old countryman "They say
'truh lies at the bottom of well,' and from your
speech to. day should Judge that you had never
been there
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oaffaa ',hsrarnon nrndncad his sheet of nansr and
III; SS i; pooisS ii os, ih iii sorts nf
narLs aod i;nas ss thn,sh a doyan sn;ders Ginned