The Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, Ohio) 1853-1861, 1856-07-24

is a noble fellow, and might have been rich,
but his heart is so kind that he never can
bear to say no to an application TO publish"
"Ges," replied the other. "a publisher must
be no-ing man, and knowing man, or he
will soon find himself an owing man ~
T. Ere. Post.
DUNuP ON DEBr.-" 1t must be confessed
that my creditors are singulary unfortunate.
They invaribly apply tie day after have
spent all my money. | always say to them !:
Now, this is very provoking. Why didn't
you come YESTERDAY, and | could have paid
you in full?' But no, they never will
They seem to take pelyerse pleasure in ar
irving always too late It's my belief they
do it on purpose"
-Decency is a matter of latitude. In
Turkey man with tight pants on, is consid-
cred SO great a vulgaiiau that lie is not toler-
ated in society. To spit in the presence of
an Arab is to make the acquaintance of his
cheese knife. In Russia the man is consid-
cred low who refuses warm breakfast Of
fried clndles In this country vulgar people
are su.h as keep good hou.s ard live within
Il cir income.
A lersCn in Wisconsin, who recently in
serted long advertisement in the papers
Ciferirg his farm for sale, closed in the fol-
loMing sty lie The surrounding country is
the most beautiful the God Of nature evtl
made. The scerery is celestial, divina also
two wagons 10 s,!l ana yoke CT steers. "
CUwn1D1YG.-At Grown Station, on the
Little Mania Railroad on Monday, boy who
sells candy on the clrs, on.ered store and
us ed insolout language to the st0re-keeper.
The latter seized toh the youth aud acowhide,
and, as the down train came in, the passen-
gers beheld smart COW hiding amply admin
isterrd tc the offender. Poor Frank reti. ed
after is drubbing, a saIer but wiser boy
Gin. ColamJjon.
"A short time since, barber offered f
reward of fifty dollars 10 the best recipe fol
INSTANTLY removing supeihuous hair
Among The answers was one Forwarded by
a geatltmen in Kingston. We give it,
g" Undertake 10 kiss woman against her
will"
No man ever prospc,ed in the wOrL
without the cooperation Of his wiie,-Er
change.
Cooperation That must be to furnish
her with hoops. Or perhaps it is to gt
"staving around" with her-either of which
much easier than to "head her"
-Saooks says the prettiest sewing machine
he ever saw was about seventeen years old
with short sleeves, low neck dress and gaitel
boots.
"A fool in a high station is like mar
on the top of a mountain-every body ap
pears small to him, and he appears small t.
every bod else.
"A young fellow was talking politics will
a Young lady he adored, Her name wa:
Mary, and she sympathzed with the Know
Nolhings.
cop said she in depreciating tone, %,
see YOU are not Know Nothing"
20 no, of course" said he: chow could
be when worship the Virgin Mary"
[Ngentleman seeing an Irishman remov
ing an embankment from dwelling, inquir
ed
"Patrick, what are you doiug??"
"Opening the cellar window sir"
"What are you doing that foI?'
''To let out the dark, yer honor"
"A young lady being told that her love
was suddenly killed, exclaimed
80, that splendid gold watch of his!-giv,
me that-giye me something to rcmembe
hini by"
The chemist must be funny man h,
has retort for everything
What is it that causes cold, cures
cold and pays the doctor bill? A draft.
Dol fish ever sleep-and if not, what wa
the use of making a bed in the sea
-Kindess in ourselves is the honey tina
blunts the sting of unkindness in another
-Abstenance from low pleasures is tn
only means of merting or Of obtaining In
higher
A gentleman recently entered an es
: tablishment where he knew they wanted a
, apprentice, and said
"Tve got a boy for you, sir"
"Glad of it who is he ?" asked the ma
Of the large establishment.
= The gentleman told the boys name an
where he lived.
Don't want him." sad the foreman
he has got bad mark"
"a bad mark, sir what %
81 meet him every day with cigar in h
d mouth" replied the foremen.
E "We don't want smokers"