Council Bluffs bugle. [volume] (City of Council Bluffs, Iowa) 1853-1857, 1856-01-22
A.Yaller. Cat vsifk 1raa. Rut-

.YaIler'' Cat wifh 1rass nut
III. aaalk -, Hail. .s jt..ta.d in Albany
~ soma aaoAths. Cher heuA was formerly
in Michigan. Mr.. Hall is gentleman Of full
habits and . strong passion for duck shooting.
This accounts, perhaps for his having bagged
Mrs. Hall. Mrs~HsQ i : heigss syed mid
I&e aged WonAn, ~ does nod fike 70 y "lefs
aiones She isAsd6iSct to Ais Of nor eusness,
and runs away with the idea that the moro
solitude you have in house the sooner it be-
comes hadnted. Mrs Hall is very agree
able woman, has amagnitcent eye, and talks
'fuidly," as Mrs. Harms would say. So
much for the gsnsrsl appearance of Mr.. and
Mrs Hall. On Monday last, Mr.. Hall imprint.
ed kiss on Mrs. aall's cheek, and told her
be was going a shooting on Long Island, aud
would be absent from home Tor week
Mrs Hall burst into tears, and said such an
absence would be- the death Of her. Mr. II.
said, "Pshawn' aud concluded the speech
by promising to bring her a hundred dollar
dress, from Stewards. Mrs. Hall was modl-
fled. In consequence of this Mr.. Hall re-
paired to the ofice, to ''writs up the cash
book" and give tho CLERKS, such advice as
wonld keep their morals sweet for the COM
| Ing week.
/ During Mr. Halls absence sat the Office,
Mrs. Hall busted herself in filing the satchel
with few nocessaries for the tramp. In the
the collection were TWO shirts, four diokeys,
six handkerchiets, two pair OF socks, bottle
of ugh medicine. pair of razors, one lath
er brush. aud broken CHIP. Mr.. Hall re-
turned TO the house, fixed himself up, and
about q l-2 o'clock, started to the steam DO at.
Mr.. ..all intended, when lie left home, to
stay a week. Instead Of that, lie onry stale
| one day. On arriving in New York, he was
overtaken by a sore throat, Of such severity,
that his Physician said that he must imme-
diately return home, as u week 5 duck shoot
! ing on Long Island would lead to an early
| funeral at Albany. Hall took the advice
AID on Tuesday, returned TO town on the
Hudson River Railroad. He came up in the
p. m. train, and got hnms about 10 p
lie was met on the stoop by the dog, who wag-
ged his tail, and when the door was opened
by the ser. ant girl, accompanied him up
stairs Mr.. Hall found Mrs Hall up and
dressed. Mrs. Hall was surprised at Mr.. Hali's
sudden return. and hoped nothing had hap
pened' Mr. Hall said. No, nothing serious
/ only sore throat that a little hosrhouni
would soon overcome Mrs. Hail said she
was rejoiced to hear it and gave Mr.. Hall a
| kiss tnat reminded him of old times Just
| here, the dog Carlo, went into the bedroom,
aud commenced barking.
! whats that dog barking at, my dear?
Can't say unless it's that distressed cat
/ that has annoyed US oil Summer
Not that yaller cat that | tried TO kill
( last week =
1 The same, suppose
/ But how did he get INFO the bedroom?,
/ Came n oil the back shed presume
saw him there just before tea. lie will 60
away IN u moment
Go away not By long shot. Get INC
my revolver ana I'll blow his brains out
Not for the world my love. Don't BLOODY
/ up the carpet. Raise the window and cal
Carlo away and he will 60 out himself
/ | don't believe IN any such arrangement,
AIRS. Hall. I've been after that cas shout a
month, anl am now determined TO blow
! his brains out blood or no blood .
j Mrs. Hall tried to dissuade him, ba. it
was without effect. Mr.. Hall had resolved
! to kill that cat, ani he would do it, AS Mrs
Hall would not touch pistol for the world
Mr. Hall went to the bureau and got it for
himself. Having examined the load and al
justed the caps, he advanced toward the bed
room, preceded by Carlo, who poked his
nose under the bedstead and gave yelp tn At
walked the baby that the nurse had in the
next room. MIR. Hall dropped on his knees
Alr. Hall then leaned over on his hand, and
enabled himself TO see as far under the bed
as Carlo did. Mr.. Hall gave one look, and
then asked Mrs Hall If that waller cut wore
blue coat with yaller buttons? p Mira Hall
gave reech and lost her reason Mr.
Hall Dld the yaller cat TO come out The
waller cat obeyed the order, and when he did
so, - was discovered to be an old mouser,
who keeps a undergrad in the vicinity Of
the Little Bason. The yalier cat fell upon
his knees and promised TO explain matters
III ths morning.
Mr. Hall said matters oxpa:nd themselves
In proof of which he ordered the waller cal
TO take Mrs Hall by the arm, and leave tbs
house The ysller cat did as he was order.
ed. This finish d up the business of Tu.s.
day night. On Wednesday Mr.. Hall auuear.
ed tle olice TO enter . complaint against
the yaller cat for ERIN con- Justice Par.
sous informed him that Grim con- was not :
crime IN this State, and that il he wanted eat.
isfaction he must sue for the same in some
other Court. Mr. Hall handed the case oY-
er to l.. d. Holsteln What will become o.
it will become of it will be known at the mex
Court. We should not wonder if The waller
cat with brass buttons had 10 fork out tel
thousand dollars Wicked world this =
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