Republican vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1857, 1856-11-01
TzITHoRoUs PARAGRAPHS.

IN Igish eailor once visited city where
be said they copper bottomed the tops of
the t-onaaa with sheet lead"
l. dog. which had lost the whole of it,
interesting family, was seen trying to roke
piece q grape through handle Of q door
CT oas q .ae Philadelphia sausage shops.
Sam, how do you like that knife I sold
yen lsst week
50, 50. It's not very sharp, yet you ma
naged . shave NE With it,
johnny, my son, do you know that you
hsvo broken the Sabbath 2
Yes daddy said his little sister, and
mother big iron pot, too, ia siz Or seyea
pieces.
Scfioa'ag The Expression That's q
whoppag big lie, said Tom. No replied
Dick, its only Illuminating enlargement
el elongated veracityp Tom took of iis hat
elevated his eyes, and held his tongue.
Where is your father p said an angry
master to the son Of his habituallg tipping
domestic
sie IS dorm stairs, sir
G-s-4hS otuAh, tupreae.
Nc sir, he amt
What then 2
Getting sober, sir.
iod1.--s illus, what vas you dom wild
deM Little log pups de oder day
J.HtIs-l was tryin' to sell 'eIn.
'Sasi-Why didn't you?
ou.1as--Aase &c gemmen who looked ct
EN- didn't ike dc breed.
Sos;--Hhat was de breed z
Jlsa,.sI called EN- de Fremont stock.
Il Western contemporary says, If our SUBJ
scriners sad others want us to keep ND
lively editorial department, they must pay
Va 1t Is sorry sight to see = printer ia
the SITUATION of the starved dog that Icaaed
against TIE pest to 6ar& There il sound
philosophy as well as Wit and good humor,
IN tue suggestion.
A Hartford paper gives the following
'figns-of the times to be found in that
city Washing and going out to days works
d97e here Breakfast, dinner aud supper,
at oil hoars : and Saws fled, aad set up
s.oirs'
What's the matter with 5ou, Jack p
Why, there's new girl come out, with
twenty thousand year, and | went yester-
day and engaged myself to Fanny, who LAS
only fifteen thousand
A lady leaving home was thus addressed
ty her little Young America. Mamma,
will you remember 10 buy me penny whis-
tie; and let ii be religious one, 50 that /
can blow IL on Sunday
An eminent philosopher recommends
young man in The choice of Wife to select
her from bunel'--giving az his reason
that, when there are many daughters they
Improve each other, and, from emulation,
acquire more accomplishments, and know
moro, and do more, than single child
spoiled by parental fondness.
lsiy IN : neighbouring town, ,cho had
{. risen rapidly from the kitchen to grace She
head Of her masters table, was one day en-
tsrtsin:ng Large party when the CONVEX
eaten happening to flag, one of the guests
racnsrsca, 'Aaful pausen And what's
yo1c BUSINESS Nth my awful paws z in
wrsh retor;ed ,ae landlady; If you had
scgaohea tae house as long as | have done,
49, fAsAn fa~=%4%t INV, Lac lttl ettt
ane white as hey are
4 Chinese in Australia was witness to
an inquest. lie said, 'On tie book The
magis:ge.e tAsn asked if he were Chris
tan. lie replied that he was. The magis-
tFate tAon inquired what he meant by being
Chrls.ian. The witness answered.
%, wearing coat like yours, and being
great swsll.
Aaricato Young Ladies abort to nsorrp. 49,
Marry man. Not pudding-hsaded thing
in pantalooNs, tight boots, and embroidered
shirt who sports gigantic neck tie, thin
cane, large galvanized watch chain, a ring,
and an ineiPient goatee; vine deyours to-
hacco and talks on the weather, aud calls
his father old man. Avoid such; they are
numerous, and never make husbands.
If brilliant star
Were stricken from the dome of night,
4 Printers Pfess, if planted there,
Would Ill the vacuum to hair,
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