Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1856-03-27
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1A Weuass Idea Of Hsppiusss
LADY sssrsspcsdent q che Boston Times
eivss her idsas of perfect bliss in the fol.
tsvisg parsgrsph;
P1swsnsu, With wsnsu's weakness, and
having gssd eonstitutiou, can h..r great
deal 81 hsppiness IL was asked my idea
81 Pssfsst bliss, shssla say, 60 fast horse,
duck Of . cutler. plsaty Of buffalo robes,
snsss fttisg evsrcost With handsome man
ID Il, ssd-oss Of Nine walsb's little
Preach besssss II that weuldn' be hsppi.
ssrs Ter enc lifetime I'm spsn TO eeaviciisa
~ - What would T
~ Napoicon's Piiiosc thatr
ssk Mrs. P.rtingteu, looking up at the col.
snn On the Place Yendome, during her late
visit 70 ParisL
The pillar Of Nspolsen, vas the answer.
sWsils never did r she exclaimed and
shats HE pillow he vas . great man to use
hat but IT, mere like o bslster. Alb, Is.-
90, zee xhat lis 10 Be great hov hard bis
had NUT hare rsssea on that ironisal pill.
low rs8} ,,s,~. s. -
~ h.bituaI drunkard having In .
dream found Z cup Of excellent wjae, set q
bout wArussg u n ssjsy a. NJ NJ th gus
20 but just - be vasebout to quaE t6s dc.
iicious drAnght he awoksi WHAT . fool n
an, said be Why YES Ine. eontsht 10
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- esuntrypso entered Mr. Whip.
pies Dagusrreetype saloon, Boston, q. few
days since, aud wished Daguerreotypo Of
his uncle.
s Il ssa As Il, sis boa vhsrs isLs .f'1
oh, hs's dead was che simple reply Give
sssa description Of him in an old passport
- country fellow came TO the city TO
zee his intended vifs, aud fey lsng time
could think u sething 10 say At lns
great snsu falling, be took occasion 20 tell
her tbst his fathers sheep would be eli un.
asse WELL said she, taking him by the
ksad, IN kss, Que Of them
-Anybsdy who supposed locking q
girl into rosm will prevent her frsm ksow.
lag what love means, might a. we'll under.
take 70 keep strawberries frsm blushing in
Jane, BY vbispsripg 10 their cars about tho
sssw Nc had last winter
Ga Thanksgiving Day Iva,
iavitsd out 10 dine, where he met some dor
% Of beautiful ysupg ladies The most
beautiful, about eighteen years old, called
% che dsstsr V give toast, end hs gave
che following.
May the beauty which surrounds this n.
Bile never Jade until IL fades In the hard ser.
vice Of bringing up lara. family Of ,shil-
Fen'
seas Of ths ladies blusbsd, sad enc
sHsetsysd ninI eon.ssssd Lnn nihg-
No mans vile Pifbe'
mThe old maid wbs ala not iovs sean
esl ner bate yoang grls, hss been justly re-
hrwhy Il che San. which barn. dwell
tse aevn.eallea ths 'dsvouFing element y
bsessss 10 hlsats) ths house
nEA dfsgoos, % hearias thai bis moth
- bad bean nssrisd since be qsittsd home,
ezclsimsd--
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elder tAsa ns--Rs she does I shall lSs. a
estate
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singtea read ~ 80 elderly ismals, with q
snAll hetsis Of gin In her kand.
Prey, sir, Big yeuF paraoa--is this the
say - The vogkAssssT
john gave her look Of clerical aissisy.
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nstiaa stepped there.
RP A. The aaEual supper Of he bashst.
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