Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-08-30
CATHARTIC PILLS

OPERATE by their powerful influence on the
" internal yisccra to purify the blood and stimU-
late it into healthy action. They remove the
Instructions Of the stomach, bowels liver and other
organs of the body, and by restoring their irregular
action to health. correct, wherever they exist, such
arrangements as are the first causes OF disease.
An extensive trial of their virtues, by Professors,
Physicians, and Patients, has shown cures Of dan
gerous diseases almost beyond belief they not
substantiated by persons Of such exalted position
and character as to forbid the suspicion of unruth.
Their certificates are published III my American
Almanac, which the Agents below named are
pleased to furnish free to all inquiring.
Annexed we give Directions for their use in the
complaints which they have been found TO cure.
For COSTIyENESs. - Take one or two Pills, or
such quantity as to gently move the bowels. Cos
tiyeness is frequently the aggrayating cause Of
PILES, and the cure Of one complaint is the cure
of both. No person can feel well while under
costivc habit OF body. Hence it should be, as it
can be, promptly relieved.
For DYSPEPSIA. which is sometimes the cause
of C0StireaeSS, and always uncomfortable take mild
doses - from to four to stimulate the stomach
and liver into healthy action. They will do it, and
the he7H5'9T, body },HD, and SOabi0n of dyspepsia
will rapidly disappear. When it has gone, don't
forget what cured YOU.
For FOyI. SroNI CHI. Or Morbid Hla"'ign Of tie
Bo3rclS which produces general depression of the
spirits and bad saith take from four TO eight Pills
at first, and smaller doses afterwards, until activity
and strength IS restored TO the system.
Fox NERVOUSNESS, SICK HEADACHE, NAUSEA,
Pan IN tire Stomach, BacE, az Side take from four
20 eight pills on going to bed. If they do not opor-
ate sufficiently, take more the next day until they
do. These complaints will be swept ont from the
system. Don't wear these and their kindred dis
orders because your stomach is foul.
For SCROFULA, ERYSIPELAs, and all Diseases
OF the Stp, take the Pills freely and frequently, to
keep the bowels open. The eruptions will gener-
oil. !
dreadful ulcers and sores have been healed up by
the pnrging and purifying effect of these Pills, and
some disgusting diseases which seemed to Saturate
the whole system have completely yielded to their
influence. leaving the sufferer III perfect health.
Patients your duty TO society forbidS that Won
should parade yourself around the world covered
with pmpicS biotcheS ulcers, Sores and all or any
Of the Uacic0r diseases of the skin, because your
system wants cleansing.
To PURIFY THE BLOOD, they are the best med-
cine ever discovered They should De taken freely
and frequently, and the impurities which the
seeds Of ucurahc diseases Will be swept out of the
system Ike chatI before the wind BY this property
they do as much good in preventing sickness as by
the remarkable cures which they are making every
where.
LIVER COMPLAINT, JAUNDICE, and al Bilious
directions, aSee from some arrangement - either
t5rpiditY congestion, distractions Of the Liver.
Torpidity and congestion vtiate The bile and render
it unfit for digestion. This IS disastrous TO tie
health. and the constitution Is frequently under
mined byno other cause. Indigestion Is the symp-
TOM Obstruction of the duct which empGes the
bile into the stomach causes the bile to overflow
into the blood. This produces Jauudicc. with a
onC and Dangerous train Of evils. Costiveuc>s. or
alternately coStiveneSs and dawhUa. prevails.
TeycrsL symptoms, languor, low spirits WEAKNESS,
ros;'essucSS and melancholy. with sometimes in
ability 70 sleep. and sometimes grcas drow>nc>S {;
sometimes there Is severe pain in the side; the skin
and the white of the eyes become groeuish yellow
the stomach acid; the bowels sore TO The touch :;
She whole system irritable, with tendency to fever,
which NAV tUrn TO bilious fever, bilious COhC, bilious
diarghUa, dyScntory, &c. \ medium dose of three
four Pills taken night. followed by two or three
in the morning, and repeated few days remove
the ca1sc OF all these troubles. 1t is wicked TO suffer
such pains when you can cure them for p cents.
RHEUMATIsN, GOVT, and az IufGmmat0yy Fe-
rs1S are rapidly cured ,Dy the purifying effects OF
these Pills upon the bl5pd and the stimulus which
they afford to the vital principal of Life For these
and all kindred complaints they should be taken in
mild doses, to the bowels gently, but freely.
As 4 DINNER Pill, this is both agreeable and
useful No Pi!l can be made more pleasant to take,
and certainly none has been made yore ctectual TO
the purpose for which dinner pill is employed.