Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1856-11-08
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MIR, Snowman, what animal is tbat 9"-Tbot
my dear, is the rhynocercow. He is cousinn
herman or Dutch relative to tho nnico,,71
1 ne was bornln the Of Sary Ann. and fed on
BAMBOO end missionaries He il verv cor.
rageous and never leaves home unIeoo Lo
moves, in which case, he goes somewhere elao
unless overtaken by the dark Ue ro.
brought to this country much against his own
Will, which accounts for his low spirit when
mes meiancholy y or detected. lie is now
s1hewhat aged, although he has seen the dav
wnen he was the youngest specimen of anime.
teu nature IN the world Pass on, nv little
gear ana allow the ladies surway the wisdom
o. roviaence as displayed in the ring tailed
Gionney, iil.a , mammal that can stand hanging
Ike teller critter, only it's reversed"
lEXAs CouRTsIIP.-"Hello gal hows-your
ma :" "Hain't got none here-reckon she,s
dead by this time, too" 'No'
Well howis Pa?"
"lle was hung last Nav
lump. What are you doing?
"Just looking about
Aackiy what Is doing S'posen We hitch
and proximate
"Hack'y-but who'll pay the Judge ?"
"Reekon I'll fodder up one half the pro-
'enuer' II you can go the other beat"
.lu-f r
note?" 'oun'ef'e1'
"Just zackly my own premises Como r.
we can't cheat one Judge we can anotberIso
come on gal--here take my arm--we'l try
any how" Wy
And they did
A REroRT.-
Meh scorn to kiss among themselves
And scarce would kiss brother
But women want to kiss so bad
lhey KISS and kiss each other.
W herenpon. lady penciled this reply, and
left il for the fools Instruction
Men do not kiss among themselves,
And it's well that they refrain
Inc bitter dose would vex them so,
They would never kiss again.
AS sometimes on poor womaus lin
Is applied this nauseous lotion,
We have to kiss among ourselves
AS a counteracting potion.
SIDNEY SMITH says.-"Ihe gods do tho
stow such face as Mrs. Siddous' on a stage
more than once in century. ] know her
very well, and she had the good taste to
laugh heartily at my jokes she was an excel.
lent woman, hut she was not remarkable ont
of her profession, aud never out of tragedy
even in common life. She used to stab the
potatoes"
young gentleman committed suicide in a
very move, manner last week. lie ate pint
OF dried apples aud drank water till he event
IN" The rash act was caused by his father
forbidding him to grease his moustaches with
the butter-kuie The young ladies' in crowds
and tears, attended his funeral with consider.
able hustle
An old lady had a favorite nephew, who
was student at Cathariue Hall, and about
whom she was very anxious. She enuuired
of his tutor how he conducted himself "Oh,
very well, indeed madame, replied the other,
he sticks TO Catharne Hall" "Stcks TO
Catharine Hall, does he, the reprobate. but
his father was just like him. always fond of
the girls"
A clergyman lecturing one afternoon TO
his female parshioners, said
"Be not proud that our Lord paid your
sex the distinguished honor of appearing first
TO u female after the resurrection, for il was
only done that the news might pass the
sooner"
A PuNsTER at the point of death being
advised to eat piece of pullet, declined, say
ing that he feared il might clay on his stom-
ach." ..-