The Tiffin tribune. [volume] (Tiffin, Ohio) 1848-1859, 1856-11-28

POk.iG DUN.


F-Ths editor Of ihs Msihodisi 'Protestapt
arss,s, the following clever and very prncN
daa to hn subscribers. We copy L ior the anu
men, Of the readers Of the TlFra TRmuNE,
ifthers should be any Omohg them who have
paid the printer, Cand ihsro are jthsg win pie
oousidsr ii sddres,ed especially to them
ehooid ysu sst q, WY liis duunins,
WAY those sad compiaihi' and nufmuri,
Murnuri ioud sboai dsiuuaeniss
Who havefead ds paper weekly,
Read what they have never psid ieJ,
Read with pieasure ond wiihrroat
Read ofehrrth aahii and popeais,
Rssdofnavs both home and foreign,
nsad hs elityt sad no poemis
runof wision and iasiricaoni
Read BE- table oftho markets,
Carefully corrected weekly r. l..
shopid yon ask us Why his dunnine,
We should antwof We should teu you
Frjm ne pslntsi ada ne maiicr,
From the hind Old paper maker,
From he landlord, from the carrier,
From ihe man who tase, letters
with ErArr from Uncle ssausl--
Uncle SAM the rowdies can himj
From them an thets comes message,
Message kind. but firmly spoken,
"Ploase 70 pay us what you owe US"
Sad IT'S to hear such message,
when our funds are sll exhausted,
t. When the gold coin all has vanished
tsf Gone to pay the paper maker
Gone 70 pay the toilug pelater,
...s Gone to pay the landlords tribute.
H. Gone to pay the sable carrier
Gone 70 pay the faithful mailer,
Gone 10 pay old Uncle sambel.--is a..
Uncle SAM the roWjies callhim-
t Gone TO pay tbe western paper
.t. Three aud iWsuy hundred dollarsi
sa ff
.t Sed histo turn our ledger.
-av' Tara the leaves Of this old ledger,
Turn and 800 he, sans are due Us,
Due forvolumos long since ended,
Dae Cor yssis pleasant roadlag.
Due for years of,oilsome labor,
t Due deapte ourpptient waiting
.s Due despite our constant dunnihg.
sag Dae Gums from two to twenty,
Would you In a burden from dsq
w WoUld you drive spectre from you7
Would yoe taste pleesan, slumberl
~. Would yoa hWsa 4uis, consoisnesl
Would you read Ia paper PAID forf
.H G B-e Send as smoney-send Us money,
sEND THE MOSEy THAT YOU owr Us.
'e'''' FOr tAs TribuH 2.
at Ma. EDFroRy-I've lately
r'ti Got home from tedious journey
.-,t- Up that known and noted river,
.4l Noted for the saline compound,
Thrown as salt within It's waters,
..ts- Mingled in its muddy waters,
;gtl And feel confounded sorry
'''' When think Of what befell us, 'rea
Ofthe nags within the water, .. l..
Ofthe nanyseounter currents,
sa Ofiho vapors and miasma,
Ftf or the trials and the crosses,
Such as old Job never dreamed Of
In the DAYS Of his temptation.
Doubtless you can we'll remember
How that dear old book, the Bible,
ida How that blessed book the Bible,
Says, the devil shall be looscned
For little while, to plsague us
rsa With bis cursed Vaccinations,
sf Ere this good old world is ended.
Now, am not an oKpounder
aea OF the hidden sense and meaning,
ofthe many revelations
That we find within the Bible,
In that dear old book, the Bible,
o In that blessed book, the Bible;
But give you my opinion,
That the first year Of this cursed,
Tbs corrupt. administration,
Was the first year ofthe numbers
Spoken of in. revelation,
And the devil and his angels,
With their hellsh hordes satanic,
H7U From their gloomy pit internal,
From their dark Tartaran kingdom
In the forms Of border rufians
,- Now pollute the upper heaven
With their presence diabolio,
Aud their great arch fend and leader
s. Known as Satan, fallen angel,
da hn known as Beelzcbub, the mighty,
Known as Lueiier, the cruel,
In The fornsor Stephen Douglas,
ao~ Stephan Douglas, little giant,
Walks abDut among the rulers
Qfthis great and mighty nation,
And with subtle deep iutrigueing,
And with lures that any devil
But every prince Of devils,
, Would be quite ashamed Of using,
a'a Lures the rulers Of this nation,
aaa ofthis great and mighty nation,
On to deeds alike dsgracefu
rsu'r Tcthemselves and to the people.
"Ahn0"a E. RANDELL.
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