Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1856-05-09

ought them to such eXertions '-tnipn AryuS, u
"A special cdict"-what's the matter!
What has raised TIN, a~ful clatter7
Has sornaboly trod upon your
Curn- or told bi: stories on your
Doiugs here, to Priest Coniessor,
Jimmy Campbell. with succ-s-' or
Won folks all stick To the Argas,
When. with pompous licks, it argues
That YOU and your friend Pierce are doing
All you can, to keep from brewing
Every symptom of disorder,
Both here and on the Kansas bordcr'
We all suppose twas his opinion.
That you re the flower Of this dominion.
But there are some who won't believe you
Think for thcmSrlves-anI sor-ly gricve you
Hos could you give Us such q wsltng.
When your kind heart Is almost m-lting'
Don't asoni1e in such high pitches,
Hou II hurt yourself anJ tear your breeehes.
Were we'll aware, SO just he steady,
You re "pure Drmccracys" grand dadly:
We own that unless you re demolished.
S-hraska,m can't lie abolished.
so Col. dear, heed our app-slin-s,
Just say no more, but spare our feelings;
Forgive us now, and we'll cndesvor
We must acknowledge It's provoking,
When YOU ar. constantly invoking
Rich blessings on your darling party,
Thicker than fi,s, and y, 80 hearty
To see that people won't all mind yon,
Hut smile, aud leave you ss they fnd you'
For your dear rarty's tribuiation:
Yet they ,rtH gp on in their SHINING,
Your bieous indi i,nation winning.
Well-~"ll-d.ar Col. mop your tears up,
Wipe your nose. and s'othe your fears up;
Don't rip and break things. don't get wrathy,
But try a dose OF hydropathy,
Then take nap, and don't strike any
Body. for there many
Fractions X. Ms 10 convert yet,
That perhaps you might get hurt yet;
II that's the way you fret and 20 it,
Ioull lie stretched out before YOU know IL;
Your party would be dcso,atei.
Were you. their chief annhiiated.
Don't fr.away all your ambition,
EHt save n littl. ammunition
For use ,oS'ri- iali, FOR mind AZ you,"
t. drive all " traitors in will tax you,
Many. you know, are in high places,
And hard to " lam into the traces.
You know, now, neighbor. ou To mistaken,
When our old ChroHuis you We taken
To be no--ide ''neutral" journal,
Pray look again, and 40 not spurn all
Evidence Of independence"
Which sticks out in every sentence:
That yarn amt true. and whoe'-r made Il,
Fibbed, az you DO, when they saidit,
We re independent as the nation,
Dent care for you. nor all CREATION
20, pardon us, that want intended,
Don't let your loriship lie Offended
Our Senior, though the Argus hcots him,
GoeS where he likes, and says what suits him,
He won't cave, ev'n with your beratins,
20, sir. amt that too s:sravatiDgD
lie don't regard your patent thunder.
A score like you can't knock him under;
You issue bulls. and he won't heed 'em.
But bangs away for truth and flcrdom-
(If h- dont stop this has. luson,
How dare he hope for absolutionD
Ain't 1t TOO bad that there are white men,
Who her-tofor, werr shr-wd ami bright men,
Who've sunk So low in dark iransgrcs.iou,
(tnd won't bow to you in confsssion,)
Whore Sins, you know, most gallant Colonel,
Consist in reading that foul Journal,
Grcelry's Tibune!-sad drgradation'
And whats worse, urge It's ciTculation'
Your fsrvent calls they heed no longer,
Bu; infiie'y" grows stronger.
Do conquer Horace, and dethrone him.
The Argus soon can broil and bone him;
For howl he must, beneath your baton
II English fails, why, give him Latin
Bury him deep-we wont bemoan him,
And - Hoc est Noras,' "sumuuyo boaum,'
iUron some stone of dark descrip;ion,)
viii suit nrsc rats foe his inscription.
You We work before you, dearest neighbor;
You- party calls on you u labor;
The " heretics" NAV give You trouble,
Their pot s beginning now to bnhble:
AnJ if they get the reins next autumn,
After you 've prpprred. burnt and fought EN-,
o. horror 'cyond all description!
You must get "sng. fixed" for prescription,
This would indeed lee tribulaiion,
For you ght lose your situation:
We then may have a green post master,
Aud won't that be a great dis2steri
Aud then what will be your condition,
Poor victim Of the inquisition
For working for your bread and butter,
Won't do-'twouli make INV heart strings futte,
To YOU drop down from Fames high s,eeple,
To work and sweat with common people;
o, this would never. never do-ahl
o, laws-a mass boo hOo-hoo ah,