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~ NAxiso a DISTINCTION "A Romish esele,
siastie. In reply TO whatever question might
b prspossd, began By SAYING
ssaiel aaks . distinetisn.'
80 A csfdinai having invited hin TO dino, pro-
!, posed 70 derive some amusement for the
h sesmpaHy, from the veil known peculiarity
Of his guest Saying to him shat he Ind an
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rbaptiss in ssupr
u make distinction, said the priest II
yea ssk II 10 Il laufalto bsptiEs 10 soup 10
general, Isay 10, Ifysu ask 10 il lawful 70
lbaptizs 10 ysur sxesllsney's soap, should
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between Il and water ~ tsE
9oMs ON HeRsEse--A Maa,vho wanted
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: heroes age. by HE teeth, uns the reply
?. The aszt day the NAN went 70 . horse dea-
LEI, she shssed him sptsadid black horse.
The horse hunter opened the animals mouth
A. save sas Rlssss, aaa turned On bic hael' Il
= Asn,s want him, said he; hes thirty. two
yeats old. BE. had counted the teeth.
nrA fellow vas arrested by farmer for
stealing ducks. The farmer said be should
know them anywhere, and Weat on 10 describe
tAsm. Why said the counsel Tor the ptis-
ensr, they eaa'A be such very rare breed.
q dueks-Ive some like them in mi yard
That's very likely returned the fsrmsr;
I've lest good DAny lately
nfssmebsdy was asked What Is the DIFF
ference between great men aud their statusSi
Statues seem greater the nearer yoa 20 10
70 them, great men appear less The nearer
yea spprSash them
trA man Whe boards riches aud enjoys
them nsk 10 bke an ass that carries geld and
eats thisslss
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TAX ofT0agers
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inals; and I Feeesllset being much hurt By
asa shat hoped away from me and sysid.
cd ne Once IL hoped towards me, bat
4ksa Ras about 70 lay on Il The hand Of
fEsiadShip, u gave ship in contrary dirse.
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A1harssssfigtio Of Ksntuskisas not TO prom.
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have given IL y HSothsri Year SSre
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MY Lad, said lady - bog. carry.
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