Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1856-05-02
Medical.
Glorious News
TO. THE AFFLIG TEDl

NES.1 No EI1I0tAESL 90 fOO'0a A4IlL4
lI5Ja MEDICINES. In presenting these prepa7
rations 70 the public the proprietors ,ire aware
lof the preiudices which they must expect 20 ens
counter. The country is deluged with quack
EAostrnms, each claiming to be the ne plus ultra
1.-The medicine ofan medicines ARE pushed
into notice by the aid of printers ink, with q
zeal worthy of better cause, notwith standing all
that has been said and the essays written against
their use by the profession, and ont OF the pro-
tession. Indeed so prevalent has become tho
mania for quackery, that q recent writer, man
1 of eminence in the medical profession strongly
advises that the subject be let alone. exists,
tsays he, " in every walk and occupation of life,
by the exercise of which men procure bread p
and thinks it time wasted to endeayor to stem
the tide.
| We have long since thought that the only ef-
fectual method of counteracting hisstrong cur
rent of quackery was to place in the hands of the
people, regular medicines, preparedin accordance
with the rules of pharmacy.
When our prairies and mountains catch fire,
and the Inhabitants behold the devouring ele-
ment sweeping towards their devoted homes,
what do they do Do they vainly endeavor to
water upon it By no meansi They build up
lcounter-fres which rush forth to meet the APP
preaching torrent of flame, and fbyt exhapsting
its food, put stop TO its rayages 81 turn it out
of its course. Now this is precisely what we are
| trying to do. The counter-fire which we are
kindling, consists in presenting to the public, me-
dicines which are prepared according to the
laws of Science, from the best of drugs and mn
der the superintednence of a regular physician.
For testimonials of their efficacy in the treat
ment of the various diseases for which they are
recommended, we would refer to all that have
ever used of them. We bring forward no certi-
icates from obsure individuals, stating that
they have been cured of all manner of incurable
diseases. deemng it an insult to the Intelligence
of the community to try to palm off such stuff
upon them. II these medicines are humbug
then medical science is humbug.
THE FRIEND OF THE AFFLICTED, OR
Rheumatic Embrdcation.
| Is confidently recommended to invalids as un-
surpassed by any known preparation for the
cure of Spasms, Old Sores, and swelling of all
kinds. Indeed it has no superior where an out
ward application is necessary but its most per-
fectly magical power appears to be over all u
GERS, and cronic cases of Rheumatism, that have
resisted all other remedies for years. ut never
having been known to fail even once in the course
of eight years.) 1t is unparagoned in the cure
of the following diseases in aninals viz:-Distcm-
per, Windgulls, Scratches, Sweeney, Stiffness,
Suddlegalls, Wounds, &c.
The Genuine Medical Anodyne.
An Invaluable remedy for the cure of the fol-
lowing diseases, viz Toothache, Chills, or vi
gor,) lIeaduchc, Oholic, Cholera Morbus, Intia-
| matory Rheumatism DC. 1t is also an invalu-
able medicine in many complaints to which fe-
males are subject. In distinctions either totN!
or partial, it has been found ofinestimabIe bene-
fit restoring their functional arrangements to n
healthy action, purifying tho blood and other
fluids ettcctualy to put to flight all diseases
which mny arise from female Irregularities, as
headaches, glddlnesS, pain In the side, back, &c.
In fact it is uneNceled, if equalled by any other
preparation known, for tho cure of ull diseases
arising from cold.
The NeutraIizing Cordial, or Physic.
This is one Of the most valuable preparations
known, for cholera morbus, cholera infantum,
or summer complaint of children, diarrh9a,
dvsentcry. &c. Its operation and action appear
to be specific if not intalible. 1t is excellent
in certain discusses of women, to 0llay sickness,
regulate the bowels, &c.
Black or Healing Snlve.
This Salve will be found superior to every 9th
or, where applications of this kind arc required
1t has an excellent effect in Burns, Fever Sores
ScrOiulOus, FiStulOus, and all other ulcers.
Green Ointment.
This ointment is very cooling, relaxing, and
enolicnt. 1t is very useful in Spruins, Contu-
! siOns. SwcllingS, DislOcAtions, Contracted Sin
| cws, DC
Flown Ointment, or Eye Salve.
| This Ointment, for irruptions generally, sore
eyes, de-, is superior to all others. 1t almost in
varnbly benefits in every case.
| CarminntiVc Drops.
They ease pain, create moderate Precipitation
| and produces refreshing sleep. Good for restless
children, removes fatnlency and wind rhOlic. and
is useful in hystcric and nervous affections fc-
male debility, &c
For further particulars call on our agents, or
ourSclccs, and purchase some, or all OF our mo
| dcines and be convinced that they arc no IIum-
| bug.
The above mo Ii ines are prepared and sold by
| DIR. JNO. SIllCKEL IL CO., Point Pleasant
Harrison CO., Va, and fer sale by merchants and
t Druggists generally throughout the State.
Address DIR. JNO. F. SIICkEL.
Limestone Station Harrison co., Va.