Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-07-05
CATHARTIC PILLS

OPERATE by their powerful influence on the
" internal viscera to purify the blood and stimu-
late it into healthy action. They remove the
distractions of the stomach, bowels liver and other
organs Of the body, and, by restoring their irregular
action 60 health, correct, wherever they exist, such
arrangements as are the first causes OF disease.
AZ extensive trial of their virtues. by Professors,
Physicians, ard Patients, has shown cures Of dan
gcroUs diseases almost beyond belief were they not
substautiatei ~ persons of such exalted position
and character to forbid the suspicion of untruth.
Their certificates are published in my American
Almanac, which the Agents below named are
pleased 10 furnish free TO all inquiring
Annexed we give Directions for their use in the
complaints which they have been found to cure.
For COsTIvENEss. - Take one or two Pills, or
such quantity as to gently move the bowels. Cos
tiveness is frequently the aggravating cause of
Piles, and the cure of one complaint is the cure
of both. No person can feel well while under a
costivc habit Of body Hence it should be, as 1t
can be, promptly relieved
For DYSPEPSIA which is sometimes the cause
of COStireReSS, and always uncomfortable, take mild
doses - from one to four to stimulate the stomach
and liver into healthy action They Will do it, and
the heartburn, bo6ybuW and SoNIbWn Of dyspepsia
will rapidly disappear. When it has gone, don't
forget what cured YOU.
For FOUL STOMACH, or Morbid TnnctiOn of the
Boocels, which produces general depression of the
spirits and bad health, take from four to eight Pills
1t first and smaller doses afterwards until activity
and strength is restored to the system.
+ For NERVOUSNESS, SICK HEADACHE, NAUSEA,
Pam a., the Stomach Back or SIDE, take from four
to eight pills going to bed. If they do not oper
ate sufficiently, take more the next day until they
do. These complaints will be swept out from the
system. Don't wear these and their kindred dis
orders because your stomach is foul.
For SCROFULA, ERYsIPELAs, and all Diseases
OfHe Skin, take the Pills freely and frequently, to
keep the bowels open. The eruptions will gcner-
ally soon begin to diminish and disappear Many
dreadful ulcers and sores have been healed up 10y
the purging and purifying effect of these Pills, and
some disgusting diseases which seemed to Saturate
the whole system have completely yielded to their
influence leaving the sufferer in perfect health.
Patients your duty to society forbids that you
should parade yourself around the world covered
with pimpleS, blOtches, ulcers sores, and all or any
of the unclcan diseases of the skin, because your
system wants cleansing.
To PURIFY THE BLOOD, they are the best medi-
cine ever discovered. They should be taken freely
and frequently, and the impurities which SOW the
seeds of incurable diseases will be swept out of the
system like chaf before the wind BY this property
they do as much good in preventing sickness as by
the remarkable cures which they are making every
where.
LIVER COMPLAINT, JAUNDICE, and all Bilious
AfectionS, arise from some dcrsngement-e either
t0rpidty, congestion, or distractions of the Liver.
Torpidty and congestion vitate the bile and render
it unfit for digestion This is disastrous to the
mined by no other cause. Indigestion is the symp-
tom. Obstruction of the duct which emptes the
bile into the stomach causes the bile to overflow
into the blood This produces Jaundce, with a
long and dangerous train of evils. Costveness. or
alternately costivcness and diarrhGa, prevails.
Fevelish symptoms, larguor low spirits, WEAKNESS,
restlessncSS, and melancholy, with sometimes in
ability to sleep, and sometimes great drowSineSS
sometimes there is pain in the side the skin
and the white of the eyes become grcenSh yellow
the stomach acid; the bowels sore to the touch ;
the whole system irritable with tendency to fever,
which may turn to bilious fever, bilious collie bilious
diarrhea, dysentery, &c. \ medium dose of three
or four Pills taken at night followed BY two or three
in the morning. and repeated few days will remove
the cause of all these troubles 1t is wicked to suffer
such pains when YOU cure them for - cents.
/ RHEUMATISM, Govt. aud all Infan,hatOyy Fe-
rerS are rapidly cured by the purifying effects OF
these Pills upon the blood and the stimulus which
they afford to the vital principal of Life. For these
and ali kindred complaints they should be taken in
mild doses, to move the bowels gently, but freely
( AS DINNER PILL, this is BOTH agreeable and
useful. No Pill can be made pleasant to take,
and certainly none has been made more efectual to
the purpose for which a dinner pill is employed.