Demoine courier., 1856-05-08

sometimes. Now tina, chest newer al
the purpose Of = man,sl piece. . side la
BILE for books, pspef, and eating table
sometimes, n now II comes In play -
. washssand-a capital wsshstand. and
the inside q 2erfect museum! Linen, se
gars, pipe. tobacco, matches. .schuapps.'
letters. snd 'olher articles too Numerous
To mention Oh, there's . great deal in
knowing how 10 arrange things. lkno,c
a women eouldn's arrange, and a
mi7e. and turn everything 10 advantage,
half ~ we'll - 1 could.
Moses and The prophsls!' il the wafer
hasn's leaked out Of the wash-bowi, aad
60, mixed up with my linen and Other
6xiogs! Csssh-slsp-dash; there
goes the res, Of The wstes. bowl and oil,
right on my shirts! Bowl oil smashed
to pieces. another expense! guess that
won't do for = wsshsianL, without !
make q place for my linen under the bed.
A capital idea! III arrange il al 10 NOR.
row. Well. III have 10 dry . shirt be-
fore | can wear one.
There il hsngs on the back Of . chair
before the blszing Era -lookine for all
the world like . shirt on = bean pole
IL reminds me Of an answer Z lady pace
gave mt. saw soms sort Of IN under.
garGehi once. drying before the Ere, like
my shirt
'Miss,' said I 70 4 young lady in the
room, .can YOU inform me what that ous
landish Thing isf
That she answered. with = blush. Il.
a shimmyseL,
She didn't think | heard her when she
said in . low tone:
i will bet my ol& shoes that man len,
married!'
A queer name. truly. that .shimmyses,'
should think shimmyrest OF hssg would
be more proper.
All. vha, lale-besrers these old NO.
men are! How soon the story Of my
wig went over town. magni6ed, snd ia
creased until I ind out my teeth arc
i4lse. Told Of i, ID my teeth, too! and
then left me TO .hew the cud VI my soil
,ary ~iancies. Well, we'll, | was in love
~ the other day; and then Id get the
miaen: (,his was by a young tale besrer,
just beginning N de.elop her natural pro
pensi,ies). was told, Too, ,hs, I was
dead. and that my ,pirit had commuuica.
ted to this world the Astonishing fact tina,
The reason ! was never MARI ed was be.
cause [ was . victim III q coqUetse. VI
course every word is true. How can |
deny the s,orirs Of respectable scandal
monger.!' But | will .,hrow dawn ,hs
glove to these respectable old, &C.. and
Ia every story ! say prove it,
Women are ~nulsances, with . few ex.
cep,ioDs. look around my humble ted.
nj. and can't help ,ongra,ul,,ing my.
self IN being free from their scsnda'izing
presence. Home. home. sweet. swee,
home!
ssHome is where love is,"1
says s~omebody. Whom have | to love!
In echo answers. 'Whom!' but i, does
Q snswsr, What Hur,ay for The
neu,er gender! Hese's a bachelors 90
iace-a bachelof's how 10 make home
happy . good cigar; Puff. pud1.-
Floal away. care and trouble: ioai A.
way. Susan Cable. tale bearers and
scandal mongess. al float away with the
blue smoke. CPuf. puff bei,evs !
am the most cou,en.ed man il the wide
world. Like Selkirk.
Il am monarch Of all l survey!'
il don't loo: out Of The window -
Pof-puf -psG1. l wouldn', BE- .
married man for all the world! EPu6,
puff. And sOmeshipg scene 10 say:
.Do you knom the reason why Jack
didn's e,s his sopPerl'
Ten o'clock % I live! and church will
commsno "a half IN hour. How csa I
ever get seadyi shall have TO wear The
shirt - il j.. Az good lack would havs
il, The bosom isn'i vet. and ~ shas's toe
only past shown, il won't make . did Of
biiierance.' A great ~2rsc,ics-sha, Of
putting ihs best on the out side.' Bo-
SONS are NO excepsion-and who can ssll
how masv bosoms-bssons % white o
the driven saow-('isn's avery oas whe
has Z good wash woman) besoms that
rise and swell like the heasing Of ,hs
ocssA-(osa swell elesk) and easss real
bosoms 10 swell ditio-ass. whsa search
bslow-/sise - ny Wig. sad fss.snsd 10
The body BY ialss s,r,nesi Thank my
stars ! never wore . false wig. and ! asv-
or will!'
Well. u last. ] have gos 70 shuseh-
but with . heart in which .arsry pas.
sions rise.' and in . state Of mind very
un6, for that holy place. Homehov The
chime Of the old bell don't sound 90
sweet - il i wont, and ths singiag Of HE
choir. though aiways bsas.ifal hesssofors.
seems bot . hollow moekssy. All
when The hsart 10 no right kow vaia The
hope Of deriving pleasure fsea religion.
or. indeed, anything else.
What . cracked voice the minister hss
got! declare il reminds me Of The bro
ken wssh bowl. Ali lhess's Miss 81
San Gabble. Ssssp ID q saasibls sovs Of
. woman-rathsr old-bss shsh, she's
not NJ Of The . . that never gro " ola
There's . great deal Of comfogs 10 know
ing that though . person nay change
os.wsrdly, there's somssimss lassinR
~ssks~ shaA A>S>~ . A.