Bedford inquirer and chronicle. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1854-1857, 1856-07-18
For the Iaqairsr and Chronicle.
Troubles OF a Dinnecrae.
CHAPTER II.

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self, you mout think as ho5 my troubles had
got the whip hand Of NC, or as how some
yarniint had run through with me, and
brought me TO my eend, jest TO keep cur
old Buck from gittin my vote but if you
are thinker siteh things, you are pooty
much mistaken; for though have had an
ainishty site of troubles, yit they have not
got ahead Of me, nor ani not snake BIT.
nor notlin, niiler, but have been 50 ALL
| fred busy that couldn't write nor do
| nothen.
In tie fust place, was busy as hen
With one chicken, watehen to see how the
Gincinnaty Convention would turn ont--to
see WHO they would pick on for President
aud knowed they would pick out as hon
| est and capable feller as ever was, but
then you knew tiiere is 81 many siteh
fellers in our Di.necratic rar,y--iu fact
nearby all bonest aud capable, especially
/ the DetcL--that il couldn't help bein hard
to pick one ont from among 50 many
iio"somedeFer, the3 got one, and when 1
heard Tho ibcy had took and SGT Up sor
President, was 50 glad that ris right up,
and hollerd out big shout, '.IIooray for
old Buck, Dauocracy aud the Deteh: 7" and
| | jumped about 50 that you would ll.ousltt
| vas yoal's' pad y'h e''tah | toId Il aly
arms aHa ies' y iliout ho' uo' Is al"'le
want 70 oe FeFil'e' 10 say fe5S' 50 ! Il ]lSl
'''Ne 'heli lesS pseA aslh' %" say ''1l's =
leS' say Jon e0oieh toid II ny l'ipos
sues 70 me of some 9thef ieiier' anu "i'en
s''s '"lo's"' : s'''l - 4 ie,'e'-- ,..' s''''
n'oue asS' N4s 'nis gu eiaP Nt4.seli, = '7s'
/ Se''ia ! saw mn Js9' sooA a. ''ia'
New, sir' l guess yell 80 u. we have
/ got buck to run as fsa Buck and rath-
er kinder sorter guess he'll 60 It ike a
i'pek but theq ibat little ''SAM oh'
Il 1t WASH I Tor that little booser, We could
jest do as We please , Jest expose as how,
| Il that little man wouldn't q meddled any
we nouf been ui'der the government OF
old Engiand to-day and instead Of Cur
Beck having TO run his limbs to sit iato
some i'igh oiilce, be mout BIN called LORD
Buck, or something SO And some ether
good one, not hundred miles from Bed
ford, mout bin 50 lucky as to baye had q
Sir, at the lowest carkelation, stuck to Que
eeFd Of his name, &C., DC. But then we
COULDN'T aH bin SO fortunate some of US
say few, perhaps twenty odd millions :
mout a had nothing stuck TO tue eeiHi q
our hanieS' but tien We would pil saf'il
TO had sQnethth stuck III our pockets -
we would not llaye the Fun Of any leciions'
nor any voice 10 he heard IN anything Dnt
then we could pay tax, for all, anu that
would be easy, yeu know, II only we could
be governed By foreigners. l-e-s s-I-r-r-e-c,
all this mout a blu, aud more too Il 1t
vas llt tor that teller. v hT' yes, p't looS'
we tfas once under one George lil-' ana
you Know how nice ne used us-@hat nice
Governors &e- he sent rs and ali that k'nd
Of thing, yet little Sam eouldn rest oHl
Jist because good Old George had nhnd TO
lax Us without lesten us have q representa-
lion N Parliament, be got cFasty' anu ioF
anything know, he gin big enss about II
or said some other bad talk---anyho" he
made fuss about It aud When ola oeoi g
| sent US little store tea oyer ana wanted
us todfinf II, that he nout tax US 9an he
cui np rusty, and wouldn't drink II ou'
worked It so that 1t all got spIlt cut INTO
Bosiing ilarbor Aud that wasn't the
cend of it, for when cur old mother coun-
Try sent scnle Of her boys over here to dress
Sam oiE, they found as how he had got 50
stout, that he would go z ennnih' or hs''l!'
or huntiu birds nests, &e.' Jtsf 7.le" ne
pleased ana Il they Wouid 'fy 70 s1op o''ii'