Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1856-05-01
VARIETY.

No Caoss NO CEowS Coleridge remark.
cd that the temper OF the present ago in
slinss 10 TO every kim Of enervaiing indul.
essco. Men appear 70 think tho Christian
armour On unnecessary ineumbrance they
hare no desire to engage in the combat 10
undergo any trial IL religion 10 TO be cult.
we'd, 10 must Be a. one Of the fine arts, as
81 element Of bellies lettres; they forget or
dispise the saying Of Bishop Patrick, that
;sere 10 no passage to celestial glory but by
some Gross that We must suffer With Christ
IS we'll ~ confess him, IL We would be with
him In paradise.
MuTuAL FoRBEARAscE-Ths house will
be kept in . turnoil where there 10 no tolsr-
alton Of cash others errors IL you Law n
single stick Of wood 10 the crate aud apply
IRE 10 IL, u will 60 out put on another stick,
and they will burn aud half dozen, and
you will havsa bisIs. There are other Tres
Of kindred nature. IL one memter Of q
family gets into . passion. and is let alone.
he will cool down, aud possibly be ashamed
and repent Bot oppose temper TO temper
pile on all the fuel draw in others Of the
group, aud let one harsh answer be followed
By another, and there will soon be blaze
which will snvrsp them all.
A NEGRo's IDEA or RlLRoap TRAvEL-
no The facility Of rail road eommapiea.
tion in our day Is very pOintediy illustrated
In 80 anneedote before Us, whereia gsutle-
mao, inquiring Of q negro the distance to q
sertsin place, receives this reply Dat peues
on circumstance, massa Ifyou gwins sfoot
I'LL take you about day gWins you in Do
stage or The hOueybus, you make il in half
day but IL you gle in one Of desc smoke
wagons, you almos' dar now
IL Pa, what is the interest of q fiss =
ssked sweet sixteen Of sire.
why, really, don't know. why do you
Because John, my cousin, borrowed 4
kiss last night from me, and said he'd pay
me back some Of these nights with interest
afler We are married
The cid gent eassd in.
%A lady made compliant 70 Frederic
thS great, King Of Prussia.
Your majesty, said she, my husband
treats me badly
THAI is none Of my business, replied the
But be speaks i'll Of you said the lady.
That hS replied, is none Of your busi.
HcSAS NATuRE-Thsj Judge 10 New York
city case Of Cox vs. Cox, 10 charging the
jury, said, uPon The SutjeO; Of ,hs ersauliiy
Of witnesses:
The best ehsrseter is that which IL no.
spoken o. because if he is not spoken Of, Il
10 Because people have nothing to say of hin.
for 10 10 but seldom that voluntary praise IL
given
HrRslisvs poverty, bot suffer not your
eharity 10 minister TO idleaeas aud proAiRa.
- far hnu l..
nos The weakness that IL the TesuIt Of iudo.
lsues, aud leads 70 vice.
%A correspondent asks whether the
yesng lady Who fell IN love recovered, or
std che sibk into the unfsthonhbls depths
81 mAtFinobyI a
pA good sswspapsr is like . 81 sb'
aad souud hearted friend, who're appt vsi
90 ese's threshold gladdsns the minI.. ssut
ths pFsniso % pleasant aud prof Dr.
hour. !.
nPA lady Of fashion stepped intdN y
Aes long since, and asked the ownerih' ''"'
asy Matrimonial baskets, she being I 4'd
lite 70 say cradles pa
nlrIf this world is free show, VIII
price Of Gdmittanes Sin, sorrow, ~
'EiainS Of sunshine, aud good deal e.,
~. Up
0Thines are quserly sonpssll IN
late staiistioiaa says, II ell our old m,at
should marry, The manufacturers Of 81
bsdsteads uoald Be utterly ruined, rsIPs
RTWhsi marine sHeresosnes 10 mAn
like Ube lives idly uPsa bis fSisnds a
sPobgS
HTft 70 = Singular fsea that no matter
boW excellent The streets Of Paris are. tLoas
Whs travel 10 then are sars 10 rue IL
1EHiemPors preaching j. ike extern.
pore addiiug hone but che most anisbsd
PsfosmsFs sbeala attempt u
ErAs easily expect oaks from a nah.
Ieon bed, ~ great aad durabls prsdaots
IRON small sud hssfy oasFis
EFTbs bumps raised on = msn', be,a
- eadg'l are called freq aslogieal dsvsI.
epmsats
TFIt is stated ths. soms sf the hsbis,.
able faas 10 Paris cost $1,000 spisee Tksy
spga 70 b good Zoe Eaisipg i6s uind'
nFIfink stands why saa't IL vaitg he.
cause " it's &c for asythiss IL Aluays runs
RThs mas Hbo soWs TsrtF viii have
" Pay rect
HFHs 70 10 nsau philosopher uho saa
give reason for hslf q Whs, he thiaks.
~ ne euly - independents Whe Gao mnin-
iaib hinssif b BIS ssn sssrtisns
Wbst Do We otsa dsop. but psv.r
stoop is pick upi A HAT
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tsgsl htsauss ihsy iadslgs 10 hasy
So There Il nothipg 10 III che Liter,rv
RaTla, Pufsly erigiusl, bst ihs Bible.
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go is isis % sbosld svsEy hsaFt
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noss haailiiy
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begins.
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