The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1856-10-23
SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY!
Guano Amt Anything Compared to It!
sUBsoIL FLOWING IS NO UsHi
Cotton Seed Perfect Nuisance!
CLOTHING THE ONLY REMEDY!!
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HNu E indefatigablo District and Village
e Clothing Man, by close observation und
hard study, has learned several new features in
the art of improving and adornng the Masculine
portion of the human family. He's been clean
| 10 New York, took lessons under scientific men,
| and mas made himself 30 familiar with all the
beauties, duties, liabilities, advantages and re-
sponslbiliiics of the human weather -boardng de-
partnent, that just ns soon as le lays his eyes
II man, he knows what he lacks-whether it is
food or raiincnt. He il just the same to mankind
that spring Is to vegetation. Country merchants
would do well 10 come i'll and take few lessons
charges moderate for single scliolar-clusses
taken ut reduced rates.
If it is food and rament he takcs him in coy-
crs, wcathcrboard and floors him, and then
sends him over 10 his friend, ii. s. Kerr ur down
| to Lonax & Cobbs, whore in Il fuw minutes,
alter the patient has realized the reviving, health
| ful Influence of the external application, they
will commence the inside work-ccilimg, lathing,
Pinstering and securing, and then start him home
And II ID 10 wonder, after taking some of Lo-
max 4 CoLbs or III. S. Kcrrs in'ard filling
(Which is substantial, no liquid then allowing
LYONS to give them what's called the surface
polish, that mems wives don't know them when
they 10 home; the little boys and girls run and
hide. thinking some city folks had come to their
pas houses, young ladies' commence fixing up To
entertain their new bcuux, and young men brush
their heads, look digniicd und start to receive the
nice looking strangers.
A few men of rather ordinary appearance,
who have thrown themselves entirely into LY-
"Ns' hands, know the advantages to be derived
from n suit of his CIo,l,es it has married them
into rich families, given them standing far be-
yond their expectations, and been tho means of
pitching them rs high up as phifty-phour pl,orty
iii the scale Of uppertenlom responsibility.
There are now i'll the city of AhbcviIle,
Churches, Academies, l Singing School, u
great many Dry Goods Stores, Printing Offices,
Wholesale Grocery Houses. 9 Jewellers Estab-
lIshments, Il Thespian Corps, Masonic md Odd
Fellows Lodge, Dancing Glass, IIippodromc, 9
Carriage and Buggy Manufactures, i Hotels,
several Eoarding Houses, | Drug Store, Gin
Factory, and Steam Saw Mill, 9 Harness, and
several Boot and Shoe Shops, Tin Manuructory,
Taiors' Establishments Cabinet Curpentcrs'
and }lucksmillIs' Shops, Re:rcshmcnt Saloons,
and Livery Stables, and it will not do for n
gentleman to make bad appearance at any of
these places; it Injuries their business. Lyons
keeps Clothing suitable for all the above named
places ayoeations and occupations and because
lie has big trude und large Stock, he don't in.
lend to ask prices that are unreasonable.
Lyons stock of LcglIorn and Straw Hats is
complete. IIo keeps fine Pocket Knives, Ru-
zors, Oil and Fluid Lamps, Riddles, Fiddle
Strings and Fiddle Rosn, manufactured express
y for his trade, Flutes, Patent Door Fasteners,
Interest Tables, the most convenient thing of the
kind now i'll use-evcry body ought to have one
-Bankcrs' Cases, Bill Books, Pocket and Mem
orandum Books, Envelopes, Letter Paper the
largest stock ever brought to this market-New
orkcrs complain Of scarcity since we pur-
chaseG-Stcel Pens, SO many that there is an
anticipated advance OH steel Port Monnaies
enough to hide all the money in the District,
Combs, Hair brushes, Mai! and Toct! Brushes
enough to open q wholesale brush and comb
house, and if Cedur Pencils rise, LYONS hus rot
'em, surc-a wiolo case Of Backing, Needles,
my quantity, and low by retail, Tricopherous,
Kathniron, Cologne. Hair Oil, Handkerchief Ex.
tracts nnd sweet smelling stuff, Needle and
Thimble Cases. Lanterns Buggy Whips, Valises
Two or three Horses, and so many other things
that it would take us u whole day TO Look then,
up and name them over. all of which are ready
for inspection and sale, Mt tho Corner Store in
the Marshall House.
Abbevilc &. H., April l6, 1856 b9.tf