Lynchburg daily Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1852-1861, 1856-07-10
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yond conclude report of the proceedings incident
TO the above occasion in &C 'orance with that sng-
oestion do By publishing the volunteer
toasts and replies
lst BIZ +. Eaz5aA The American Eagle
Responded to by DR.. Fluggy as follows;
Fellow Pic-nioans: Ii gives me unalloyod pleasure
to acknowledge in his narte, this kind remembrance
of our great matte nal bird Doubtless his eve is now
upon Hog Island 1ad grows brighter at this signal
evidence of your untiring patriotism and devotion
Nav he lose feather from those broad pin ons
which spread over and project our Curious country
and may act of ours eyef so dim his eye with a
tear that he may not look the bright orb of MONDAY
plumb in the face.
2nd. By Baggjha lFu6ieks England ourold Moth
err: good one, but too much behind the times to
keep her Jonathan at home and trusting much
to Soomons wisdom spare the rod aud spoil the
child
Responded to By Mr.. Fntonwood, as follows:
As representative Of the soil it has pleased you TO
toast arise to respond to the sentiment which you
have just washed down with the finest :" alum water
it has ever been my good fortune to imbibe. Believe
me when say that these feelings to the mother Coun-
try recprocated at home and that an Engl shman
who breathes American air turns naturally TO an
American rs Il tadpole kept in standing water be-
comes metamorphosed into frog. Permit ne TO Of
Ter the following sentiment;
3rd American Ingenuity.
Responded to by Herr Funkhauser, as follows:
Gentlemen: dink American ingenuity vas very
goot, but dey makes de d-dest watches ms vas; dey
will ingenuity de jewels watch and puts in glass,
vich is dam How you like dat now? (Applause)
yer much dank you for de assurnncefor your regard
and sentiment to our ingenuity. | gifts dis toast
4th. May dis party always 90 regular clock
work may ich always have enough baskets Of
main spring to make de balance whee
Responded by B. S. Fruttups, as follows
Citizens: aside 10 the Reporter "Mofs hit at Ben
toa--teH EN- about tin tie Faginian) The smile of
my Teuto- American friend strikes me as sngularly
appropriate and happy aud in yourname, therefore,
well also as in my own, return him the profound
sentiments of gratitude and esteem which it has
casioned in our hearts. feel that may extend the
smile without marrng its proportions rejecting
upon YOU in any marked degree. Citizens (Anotder
ha at Benon) when this party, by smile, clock is
cound up this evening it will be found to go its face
may possibly be blue that of the city regulator
ofwhich Mr.. Funkhauser has charge, and like it will
probably hold up its hands before its fdcethough it
will have the better is given to striking
beg leave to conclude with the following sentiment,
which will meet with response from under the vest of
every gentleman present:
9th. Champagne. May its reign over this party
never result in the dynasty of any single individual.
Responded to by w. Weggs
Fellers: Like Dab'ey's-hic-Ph~dix Fouddry
rouse from my ashes-rouse- yes-hc-ashes-
rouse from ashes-Mr. Dab'ey's Fouddry--hic pro
--hic-foll in toast Misser Presnt.
9th. Fourth July. Borne III and ladin the bottom Of
the boat)
Responded to by Buggini WufIicks
This day 80 years since the newly hedged Amer
lean Eagle stuck his taons in the of the British
lion and for eight long kept him bowling with
impotent rage and wondering ifany one had put his
foot in it except that same bird himself David in
of those beautiful songs addressed to Israel remarks
that eggs is eggs and the truth of the sentiment IS
appostely evidenced, by the fact that the egg laid
by Justice and Matched by tyranny brought forth the
finest bird that ever pecked a shell. Who knows
says the philosophical Teufelsdreck what day
an egg may bring forth, for who could have expect
ed day to bring forth an egg egg to bring
forth the 4th of July.
propose
I. Mr.. Fuzball-"A good egg"-but not son the
stand end"
Responded to by Mr. Fuzball Hi haint pom
the stand hend Mr. President because hin horder to
be Hamerican atched, hi must go through ha course
hof settin'.
g. BIZ e. FuzboH The American Eagle
9. BIZ DR.. Fiuggy The inventor of corks, and
the blessed immortality of the first cork ma
ker.
TO- By W. Weggs Leather, the foundation of
every great mans understanding and the motive
power of youth.
H. By B. s. Frunops Stag pic-ncs They
carry us back 10 the era of fig leaves and work.
r. By DR.. WuGcks The grape, not the last but
almost the best gift to Its juice is joy to the
good its vine terror to the evil doer.
49, By Mr. FnkhduSer :-Nite hook In hoe signo
yinces.
Is. BIZ Mr. Futtoncood:- The learned professions
when they learn all they profess to know may they
know all they profess to learn.
Is By f. Fuz5aH The American Eagle
l6. By W. Weggs:-Old Rye. Similia curantur
smih5us: it takes ery faces down, but not when ta
ken homnpGthecally.
II. By Herr Funkhauser The female SEX vedder
dey be ships vmmen we always wants to6acker or
dered by the chair to be silent herest of the
ing and to have his grog stopped for replying, that
sea-gars followed de ship he coined over in
Is. By b. s. FruttupS Our absent young
friend, J. G. NJ. j.. May he be as good daughts-
man to Don Pedro II as this party to-day to the 4th
of July
10. By z. FuzbQU The American Eagle.
Music-Home and Dead March,
1t is proper to state that these proceedings were
obtained by reporter sent up by us for the purpose
disguised as man-of-all-work for the party. But
for this ruse de guere they would have been forever
lost to the world.-LoCAL ED, VIRGINIAS.
HIGH PER CENT.-At meeting of the Building and
Loan Association, held last Saturday night, the mo-
ney on hand sold at the enormous premium Of ffty
per cent.
EyERETTs EXHIBITION of magic, fun &c is advertis-
ed toopen at Dudley Hall tonight
ACCIDENT AT HAMPToN.-.A correspondent of the
Richmond Dispatch, writing from Hampton, under
date Of Thursday last furnishes the following:
On last eveninng, young gentleman started from
Hampton in buggy accompanied by sweet little
girl about thirteen years old to participate in the Old
Point festivities In crossing the Hampton bridge the
horse being FESTIVE, and commenced backing to the
side rails, beneath which was ten feet water with
rapid current the gentleman sprang out and attempt
ed to take his companion out also but before he could
attain his object the horse reared and buggy horse
and the beautiful little being in the buggy were pre-
cpated into the flowing current The little girl was
thrown some ten feet beyond the vehicle and when
she found herself alone in the dark water, butte
ting its waves. With presence of mind scarcely e.
qualled, she threw herselfupo her back and conn-