The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1856-12-10

= 'N - ~ = NJN-e
FIRE.
"Gonc out;" was the reply; ''she has ths
shawl to-day--tO-norrow'l bs my turn - ~
1t is an extraordinary fact, that those
who get to high words, generally use low Ian
guage. as 'os
-"Pay, Mrs, Zabriska, why DO you whip
your children so olteu9' r-..s A,
ala, Mr.. Worthy, do it for their enlightsh-
ment. Inevcr whipped one Of them in my life
hathe didn't acknowledge that it made him
smart" sh-fo
a few days since, barber offered 70
ward for instantly removing supernuous hair
Among the answers was one forwarded by,a
gentlemen in Kingston. We give it--"undsr-
take to kiss a woman against her will"
The use Of maghcsia, as powder for ap-
plicaton to the face, is decidedly injurious, and
ultimately ruins the complexion, by renderiDgit
hard, and liable to eruptons. aJ
y Frenchman was one day renaonstra.
ting against the contempt expressed by Eng
lishmen for French beef the inferiority
W IliCli liC SONIu Jol duIIlit ttdNG D1Gh TWO
times in England" said he, "but | nevaro flnd
the beef so supericur to ours, found it vary
convenient that they bring it you on leetle pieces
Of stick, for one penny but do not find tbs
beef superieur"
Good gracious, sir,' exclaimed the English
man, aghast, you have been eating eats meat
for beef"
! One day at the table of the late DR.. Pesse
(Dean Of Ely) just as the cloth was being reno
we'd, the subject of discourse happened to be
that Of an extraordinary mortality among tho
lawyers. I'VE have lost" said gentleman,
mot less than six eminent barristsrs, in as ma.
ny months" The Dean, who was quite deaf
rose as his friend finished his remarks and gave
the company grace:-"5or this and every other
mercy, the Lords name bo praised!' The
eject was irresistible.
---M Charles Malo, an eminent French
lexicographsr, while compiling dictionary,
came across moose deer supposing ii to be mis-
print tor nao48e; he defined it thus -" Z ne gran
dc espccc dc souri, six pcds de bauteur avec
des bois;'' I'd est,) large kind OF mouse six
feet high, with antcrs.
-"rll take yorr part" as the dog suid
when he robbed the cat Of her portion Of tho
dinner.
a Corporal of the Life Guard of Fred
ercls the Groat, who had great deal of vanity,
but at the same time brave fellow, wore
watch chain, to which he had affixed musket
ball instead Of a watch, which he was unablofo
buy. Tho King being inclined to rally h;m
said
"Apropos, corporal, yon must haze been very
frugal to buy watch; it is six o'clock by mine;
tell me what o'clock it is by yours?'
The soldier, who guessed the Kings inten-
tons, instantly drew out the bullet from his
fob, and said--"My watch marks neither firo
nor six o'clock; but it tells me every minute
that it is my duty to die for your majesty"
"Hcrc my friend" said the King, quito affec- r
ted, 'tako this watch that you may be abo to
tell the hour also" And he gave him his watch
adorned with diamonds ,s.
--"Julius. was you ever in busness?'--
"In course was" what business?" az
sngar- planter" When was dat, my scolorcd
friend?' de day l buried dat old sweet
heart OBJ mine" 81 esoaf
---"Uave you heard the story about No.
eS8%' inquired the iacetious Ir c., addressing
his fun loving noighbor D. Yg
Ne have not" replied, b. ''et us have it''
ut is too gross" remarked c., hcsitatingiy.
Oh, never mind, can stand it; let me have
it by all means, F." eagerly exclaimedB, v
Il tell you it is too gross" L
"All the better, it will just suit me; like
such jokes; just shut tie door there. and let
me hear it." ,t
Can't do that or G. stands there listeuingto
hear me sell you" 'asiA
"Well if you're going to sell me ] should Ike
to know how you're going TO do il. Let's hear
what your 26S is that's too gross" eH
"You have heard it twice aIready,r replied c.,
with grin. a tell you ESQ, being twiss if4
is tsco gross" vssgs gs
good story is told Of . tall raw boned sel-
low, who went INTO market house at Boston
"''t SNh " "a ~ iao VA G<A4Atb-SAouI Ntfs Al bA-
tily struck with it. asi Fl hrs
Il swear" said he "thats q grcat hog. I
swear, never saws finer looking one ID MY
life swear, what short legs he's got. Ig,fcar
"--Lcok here friend" said little dry-looking
individual, trottirg up. ayou nusn't swear so.l'
II swear should Ike to know whya' said
the hard swearer with an OMNIBUS look. 81
Because" said the little man, swearing il
agin the law, and shall have 10. commit youlS
drawing himself up. aS
"Are you Justice Of the Peacea' inquired
the sweareT. HWY
"Ycs, sir" was the reply. stns 'stil
"Well, swear said tho profanc one, II am
more astonilhed at that than was about tho
hog"
A factor in Aberdeen sent to his tenants in
arrears tho following original final notice.
which, ike the patent medicinss wo see ader.
tised, 'had the desired effect, after aIlssotLor
means had hileds'-- s. M
10 avoid at proceedings unpleasGnf,
beg yes: -: raw wlratis daeya z "a sAa
II you 90, you'll obIiqe me si p ease Inn. .sy y
- y yos don't then lgl o5lige yeus 3. ao8
-A servant girl, whiting q letter, asked
her masterif tho next month had CONC ID yct.
lie claughed. "Well, z said she, what mean is
--has the list month gone out yot?n M
4 49, IT, Il. - j =. 8. 5J.ta