Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1856-07-09
A CERTIFICATE.
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We were leaning back in our chair. dream
lily building castles On the g monied basis o
of one dollar bill, which delinquent sub
seriber had found it in his heart to pay in, il
that comfortable state between q wake ant
snooze.'' Our feet were elevated upon ths
fender. and promise of another warm meal
during the week. =" zeifs2
E,s'.. Editor, sir '39a IS
ls' Yes, sir.'' 5 asa @ 5e Sea
-" Wall, you are the feller | want to see
I'm Prof, Quackem. of the Swashyille Medi-
kal Institoot the inventor aud sole f2ro-prie-
tor of new medicine. the Great Horse Pow
er CatiIartic, or Har Invigerator, Ever hearn
on the article before Z"
:. WALL han't bubjest found it out myself,
but it goes like ginger. 1t never fails. I'm
sending it to all parts of the kontenant be-
sides South Ameriky and other places. 1t
keeps in all climates. Everybody buys it
| everybody likes it-everybody has hair that
| he's tried it. But here are some certifkats--
/ all well authenterk kated-know EN- all myself.
/ Maybe you'll look at 'em Z"
The little nlau handed us well-wern copy
of the Swashville Daily Bugle. The leader
was devoted to the new discovery. We copy !;
-l,'s Our hundred thousand readers will bear
Us out in the assertion, that we do not open
our kolums to speak of patent medicines But
the Great Horse Power Cathrine Har Inyig-
orator is an exception We boldly, fearless
iy, unhesitatingly, pronounce 1t the disklyery
of the age. We have been bald from our
birth owing to early troubles; but once using
the invigerator, kivered our head with dense
growth of har. Our friends are all astouish-
ed Had the prophet known of tins he would
not have been called old bald head by the lit
g.. inf siIX XrRF nv
the bears We will let the Professor speak
for bimself; gs5a Eit
- The way Tdiskivered this wonderful med
icine. was in this wise ::
I'D been out huekieberry' n, and when go
inc home through the back pasture, where L
keep old Brindle and Bob, my tew milking
anemaIs. | got kind o. tired like, and sot down
on !, bunch of weeds They felt queer. and
| rubbed some of them between my fingers
In less than tew minutes, nay forehnger and
thumb.were kvered with har, full out an inch
long. | tried the weed on toter hand. and
har there too,~I jumped up from where
was "a settin', and what sight ny new,
drab doeskin pants locked like the rump OF a
buffalo. with bar three inches long d1d
make flr home about then. But an idea struck
me- [ tried the weed next day on the corner
of the house and it was kiyered with har
Tried 1t on the door stone with the same effect
producing thick mat of niuuse-colofed halr
in thirty minutes Inploughing mp the weeds
the mold bouId board Of the plow looked Ike
a steel gray inush rat, with handles TO him. =
In digging out a woetchach, | accldehtaiiy
laid nv iron bar upon the weed and the next
morning it was kivered with timex coat OF
iron gray har. | skinned that woodchuek and
carried him home, and left him by the side OF
some of the weed. In the morning the car
cass was kiyered with har- And however m
credible It may seem, kept that woodchuch ai,
several days. and took on twenty seven ls.i
grown woodchuck SKINS, ana d ioii eo"' u ii''i
on all of 'em!
Zone of our Shanghai hens made nest and
sot in thesame. weed, Her eggs were klver-
Iony har on 'cm. was sure that such
,vaed must be powerful, and so billed some ont
down. The dish kettle was kivered with long,
iat black har. / kept en experimenting, ana
Inv ken,ical kombernations, produced the ln-
v;gerator. purely vegetable and always sure
I have seventy thousand certiikits from the
held headed of all countries. But will lead you
only a few. ,.
Prof Oua -ke0. This may certify that
have always been bald, and have used upea
barrel of common hair dye. accidentally
heard of your Invigerator, and purchased
bottle. and carried it home IN my oYercoat
poehst pocst II The pocket was full of hair again |
f,ot home, | took the bottle and held 1t IN
fbs snn where the shadow fell on my head
\ tbick head of chestnut colored halr grew
ont in thirty minutes by the watch, all eurled
a~ rerfunled Send me twenty bottles by
returp mail The call for the Invigerator is
,,nnrece,lented. ~ Is A neigh6or of mlne----
Excuse US, Professor. to-day and can
: :. VIII dew il, sir. You'll find the lnylg-
orator great on har - s.a,... il 5.
Undoubtedly .-Cayuga. Chief