Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1856-03-06

adwance ba ek wards and lad de ladies' ockePy "a
4. fr,ns seats. and as soon as de hutterin am o IL
ber IN begin, as de cook sed when she kui Sc
4, chicken. lis not Ggwsns to borrow nOO0d-
,.s tex for dis 'casiOu, as gOtOne Oh my O"n' ri
h;.lv ulickable 20 de times. darfOrs ! can't re- B.
E.r vou to no book for inference as Ohm DO sc
De 90 am oppressed in desc "Ord'' &C
"UmbreIls Pe.ticOah q
HOou a Noodle, do !
Umbrella PetticoSt' In
Whalebone Skirt,
II dev ebber eoteh beau
He's sure to be squirt "
Tide pOit COw.pur or Bull-Wer' or any 0dd'r
bsssly ritter, had poured out bis soul in rlms on
Al. ub;iek. ueider would hab Inflated de cir
eums.auce wid higher desperation or larger
.umnis. darfore is not shamed to say Imade
Il ali alone myself. and 1 shall treat it logical
ly.
Fustly, Does not de ladies wear umbrella pet
i;ooatsf For sarlin dsy do. What's de coz
.soueuOe Whalebone's up. and | sometimes
,,;mble for de sisters safety when see gust
os w;rd oomiu. for fear some OBJ dem will 60 up |
ike balloon and. come down like pankake.
De ladies' petticOats hab got to such spread
dat pemmon can't git Widin ten foot OBJ dem'
sod il takes a putty nimble ieller to make his
vav trew Broadway OBJ an afternoon widOu'
skiuuiu his shins on de projection hoops de
has TO pick his way like kitten obera slippery
fsuce, or crab on a grabble beach. It's all
vanity, my frens, but Idident know how much
vanity dar wus in modern petticoat till brud-
der Ike somerdike axidentally brok Sister Flo
riuda's bones lass lecture mite as she tried to
squesSe past his long knees to her seat' and 1t
seemed to me dat she collapsed and slunek down
like an old dry umbrella wild de sticks broke'
and she, dat mini, before, come salln IN as
Grand as man OBJ war, set down as meek as
dreuChed tom.cat--one puff and de vanity WI
gone. IL.
Secondly, Why do you wear dem Do 20
suose dat a. he fellows am so green as to be
lebe dat you am made as much like wasp
your hOOped petticoats wOuldinfer IfyOu dc
YOU may as well rip out de bones at once ID
YOU spOse dat mankind don't one dat huma
nature nebber formed q woman wid head lib
o mOlasses hOgshead. II you ebber find cas-
where nature cut up sich shines wild de 'h'
man form d:vne," js let me noe 1t and L
Barnumize de kedendry at once wild her. Son
OBJ you ladies' understand, am not conte
4. 4
wid de simple whalebone. but hab absolute
sowed barrel hoops in your skirts. and sor
look as ifdey had young hogshead una
DER dresses dey stick out SO in all direction
In fact, "Hoopiania'' RACES so 'larmingly M
present time. dat de omnibus folks am COnteT
platin rise in de fare in consequence ob
bubble room dey ockepy and de lumber ca
lady brings in de omnibus wild her. Il was r
mored in de Sewing Sirkle lass week, dat youl
Sister johnson had actually bound herself
iron hoops. and 'spect to hear soon dat
bucks will hoop de tails OBJ DER shanghie Goa
Dis fashion wood take, bekase 1t will enable p
pie of slender means to make greater spr'
dan ebbeF. I.ts..fs .s
Firdly, tink dat ebhry sister OughttO be
ken up for false pretenses, for ! tink dey
posing pom good nature. Dey saw we vas
lin TO stand de cotton bumps I'LL II assumed
sixe Oh cAmsl's back, and now she seeks to
rs all de way down. Dey tink BY dis to col
bows like We do crabs in wide 'spred sec
net" but any dat wcOdbe CotChed in 81
a net am noodle and don't noe beans-hel
de words Ob de tex
"If dey ebber cotCh bow,
He's sure to be "a squirt"
Surely sisters dar am Odder and more bee
log bow catchers dan hoops Deck yours
In roses, wash in COlOnge water, bathe in
Of . thousand Aowers, play upcn-upon f
pianos, and let your womahly influence ia
mankind like snow fakes in August, and no
can End fault like TO see you put st
barrier around your innocence. and heavy
lock on your virtue. but bslieve me iron,
rel or whalebOns hoop aint de tings, so de 9
eryou cave in little, skirtly speaking
sooner you will get sensible husband.
am queer animal, and Won't be huniSu
Iihe can help a.t
Dar was twotin shillins 10 de sasser agi
- -, q 4
80 week, and fear, from de black looks OF
OBJ de sisters present dat II won't be dar
de sasser am flled wid muffin to-nite. l
sAss, pass Il round, Mr.. clawson.
4sosRArHY.-We once saw young ma
zing at the cry heavens. With I in g
49, Of pistols In the other. We 90
ored 70 attract his atteuon BY Ing TO