The south-western. [volume] (Shreveport, La.) 1852-1870, 1856-08-13


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Chatting sRse haaEk 1sish Z Nildering smell
a. sft qilessl5g Asfata sa " reole belle.
Among the mary tbousands Of mormons
Who Genre e islIs country, we do not believe
flasfs i5aVe sleea aaF who belonged to Ireland
ne elders d. PCT obtain any converts among
fslc IRISH. nor do Their doctrines find favor. {
gel khoNn IEisb geHtlenanin this city obsery-
~ f9 W yesterday. that he had III vain endea-
xared q detect ali Irishman or woman among
1ne mary nornloas who have lately entered
Iast!e Garden. Oh saturday last $50 NOR
JapAs Tefe landed VI the depot from the ship
Thornton. most Of them have been sent out at
500 expense ~ the mormons emigrant fund
ile Jaw among Alleal English, ScoIh, Welsh.
seFseynasn. Danes and Swedes in great mum
befsi and II last Be thought he detected one
solitary i,addy Nailiig up to him, he in
CURED Als name. John DAILY, sur lie repli- |
@hfS tSE ttss 4&sSlilldI. lFQlD am
that same, yer honor" Assuming tone of
rs5ake. b fontisaea: fare you mormon
toof fsltaaH aff ef exquisite drollery, be
whispered s1faith ! aal not: but, ye see,
vented toe passage Have you any money! I
EFsF hap'ny Then you had better 60 /
a1t4 taea ii TIC west, 70 st. Louis, and leave
item sheFe "Indade sur, I've been with +
laefn too iang already, and I'm thinking Til /
lAFs tam and by ~ U Eanst !" NY Tribune
Ihe following incident We had from a friend
Who knew tie paFtY. Deacon Comstock, of
Hartford 09nne9tisas. ii well known as being Il
T-astdcd With an enormous handle to his coun-
ssasslee g tle cape ct huge nose; in fact it
Is realaTkallia for Is great length On late
OCCASION wren taxing up collection in the
church 70 which the deacon belonged, as he !
passed through the congregation every person {
e whom ~ presented The bag seemed to be- c
possessed I'll sudden and uncomfortable de-
sire 70 laugh. The deacon was fairly puzzled. !,
The secret however leaked out. He had been
afflicted for daY gr tTo with sore on his ma
SCI aFpendage, and had placed small piece Of n
sticking plaster over It. During the morning
q tAe day ii question the plaster had drop Q
F7aa PHI, an1 tfe deacon stuck It on again But +
a5ss fer men who sometimes make great mis-
taxes he picked up instead one of those pieces F
M paper which tile manufacturers of spool
soEtoa paste III the end Of every spool, and =
ahfeh read Warranted to hold out two hun III
dfed yards
TIL an interesting roiume of recoections,
published d few years since BY E S. Thomas, lea
# Cincinnati, the following anecdote of Judge m
Burke, Of South Carolina, is related; fo
There VIII worthy I'D Dutch LADY, BIZ the do
time Of Van Rhine, who lived near the court =,
loase IN Charleston, where it was convenient
ar sae Iadge tn leave Lis robe and call for it Pr
7hen he Eas cong ID court. One day he stop
ed for i as usual, and taking down the first
iacs garment that met lis eve, he tucked it un
~ hs arn, walked into the court, assembled 4
LIZ bench and commenced putting it on. To the Ae
fna2ement 81 al present, it appeared that he Ia Ia
81 sobed h#=e0 Ks lady's gown. Ladies
tl4sag E95 %ara r9skats, and the judge had /
Tipped tie garment ggsF his head, and got bis
rms Trough the pocket holes before he dis u
aFsfad iis mistake. With the gravity that II
aiaela toFso5k him, and with his accustomed to !
sseEsratlon. ha exclaimed. Before God! a na
aye got on Van Rhine petticoat!'' the
EfEsaah Watson II bis history Of the Men e..
- Tines 81 The Revolution, states that the
tsssissfsiey q he flzes, large market town in
la3 efsefea m0n ssment to commemorate
striking interpcsitioa Of divine Judgment.
ae facts pefPefuated hF the inscription IS this:
woman having purchasing some commodi-
's sa tffe flalARt up4n ayment being demand
y 3. alteration ensHed, when she uttered
ttnErecailo May God strike me dead if
iaTaaet paid It'll" Sic fell down and inme-
4tesg eEpFeay and u the clenched hand
men she had IulpioEssy raised TO Heaven to
es6 her perjury, wSs found the money in
aaT9FeTsY Facts lie this, says Mr. Wat
Q, Dear fearful and powerful admonition Of
: tHserposliion 81 aid emnipotent God in the
s15.s Is IN Nor
~ ai5eh ~ e. n9sA trying to a Eoman-a for I
senslern Of & seryan. girl, or stove that riofi
foA draw the Ysr day she expects COM e aryI
nyz Mrs JpEe5 hised, the other daY, r. r
n 4st tleEtaosF Jnst rom Cork Miss McDer- full u
Is Nas ordered to sdol The tea kettle, shoa
Tie whaf9H amin
',fi'Hle tea kettle III
: Ar de yaa name Tsat?'' r - :
7 certainly. 7 ! did not / would not have
ened Feato A. r. md be quick about it,
H. marin
Mss NeDerfaoit cteyed orders. In about
af hor afterwards Mrs. Jones resumed the
~ Fsetk4tG&s II
.1fhsret Y ths.lea ket.le, Bridget2',
IA The daner pot. plarm' y :,
srs .1ss 4.. By e,
a ss4H 1'34eE 5oss Lou Told me 70 boil it, the q
I've bad scald vi it for nearly an hour. . than
drs. Jones could hear no more. She had and a
7 q bioad & her lead, and went int 'o d.
Y. 4 s .s ~ iiei sue was peing mum
fisd ID no arm chair up stairs.
T aeailng Win exoIies. you should speak by
&c.. Haa MFs lones told Bridget to boil ~!
Y tea water, instead OF the tea kettle, every
s FeHtd hare GENE right. w
'erhaps for ingenuity, the following trick W
saI Ill II R4ts45a,, M sf..- S.I i1h' On
.ss.5 n, VII -s-o'eo", eouiu hot DC togeti
raius,
/ Respectable looking man fell senseless in a2ii
sfreet m aa eHiertic fit, when person in 4. IL
crowd stafEaH forward a.I;r,!,.x "a. Tvs
gy,s..sie,f ~ : 49,. .a..l,,, oh' letter,
-. TIL
a t94 9EtY 10y transferred the contents found
i8E unfortunate Ntlpulau5S n1yafS