The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1856-02-13


Drunk. gentlemen, as a blind ON
Drink Champaign OF MonOngahela?
Neither. owing to the scarcity Of log L
wood. we went it on blaekstraP aud clear
rotgul'
ANY Of the women dpsy?'
They want anything else; | reckon
Mrs. Belshazzer was SO timber like that in (
playing snap anI-ketch-em' she fell into
the oyster kettle, and broke turtle shell
comb all tU smash
Was it fright that made your knees
smite together?'
No, sir. IWas so slmishty Tired Eco d
not keep 'em from shifting together n Ohow.
WAS Cyrus one of the bhoya!'
! sWel, no great scratch. lie took the ad-
vantage Of US when we we're on bender.
He was cold water fanatic, and an enemy
10 The constitution
Are you in favor of the Name Ls@?'
i 'NJt-by-a-jug-full.'
.Do you get anything to take where you
T are?'
Not drop. I've got thunlerng han
kering after a snifter.'
t Help yourself to the cold water on the I
; table. ol boy.
S go to the Devil with your cold water.
Is Balaam present.
: 'What do you want of Balsam?
2 How o!d was that jackass of bis'n?'
Il He would have been four years old the
& next general training
l. Are there any j,cklsses in your sphere
d Mr.. Balaam?'
i. No, you impu lent puppies Tn' j'c;-
le asses are all en- earth yet.
o This i'll natured insinuation was received
j with enthusiastic rapS by the spirits.
= Is the boss bail Ter Of Ghs Tower OF Bs'
y bel present?' inquired one Of tie company
u He am
at WAS the tower built Of brisk or stone?
ty Brick
u How many thousand Of brick Was in the
nd concern
m AN almighty heapof Them, you'd better
Id believe
ad How much did they cost per thousand?
.v; -Four dollars ard half at the kiln
er 'How many Irslmen did it take to carry
- mortar?
at Nine millions and rising.
to There's "A lie, know, muttered IL.
ne A smart rap on his sore shin under th'
* table. made him aware that the foreman o
al, Babel WAS around. The inquiries were
NJ continued.
la. WAS there any confusion Of lauguag
o'd among the workmen?'
Considerable, must admit; a perfec
ese hellabaloo.'
nj What did the King. say when he exam
r of ned into the mauer?'
up Viz for stay
in 'One thing more, Mr.-Mr.-What
nee yonr name ...
lass 'SmHt, if you please
, of 'Well, Mr. Smith ,one thing more. Wa
ried i: true that Nebuchadnezzs WAS made t
tn mix clay on the sweep
ray, True, and laundering good OK he W
lass too. He ground all the clay for the Tow
l. Of Babel
NAL did he have brass knobs on his horns
LEFT He hadn't horns; he was a muley.'
the Was he a.
our 60 10 thunder! won't nave, anythlr
both more to say to you.
'Was he short horned Durh ,m, Oh
D. D evon"
zzam M answer. The foreman Of the Tow
Of Babel had evidently, believing hlmst
4uizzed. gone of in huff
The circle continued its sitting. after
ner. had filed his pipe, and had spent te
!. moments in the open air.
Noah was now called and found to
pres'nt. .... .....
.Were you commander of that old CT
acing called the Ark?'
TIE i was
Our WAS there much of a shower alb
Vn to those days?'
" Shower! my dear sir, it poured like
, bat zes.'
went What flag did you sail under. Englisl
lr fall, Freuch?' ..f
'ns.- Dutch
rising. 'Who was piot?'
pelled Christopher Columbus
vident sHow MANY animals had yon on boal
lr un- Seven hundred
good ANY Knew Nothngs among them?'
ID to Not one. They were all drowned
$ par. WAS it true that Belshazzer hailed
time, on life preserver, told you to go to u
rwise, der with your old tub, and guessed
,ity.- wouldn't be much of shower?'
give He did,