Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-11-22
February %. 1856.
.CATHARTIC PILLS

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" internal visccra to purify the blood and stimu-
late it into healthy action. They remove the
distractions Of the stomach, bowels, liver and other
organs of the BODY and, by restoring their irregular
action to health, correct, wherever they exist such
arrangements rs are the first causes OF disease.
An extensive trial of their virtues, by Professors,
PHYSICIANS and Patients, has shown cures OF dam
gerouS diseases almost beyond belief were they not
subStantiated by persons of such exalted position
and character to forbid the suspicion of untruth.
Their certificates are published in my American
Almanac, which the Agents below named are
pleased to furnish free to all inquiring.
Annexed we give Directions for their use in the
complaints which they have been found to cure.
F0R COsTIvENEss. - Take one or two Pills, or
such quantity as to gently move the bowels. Cos
tiveness is frequently the aggravating cause of
PILES, and the cure Of one complaint is the cure
of both No person can feel well while under
costive habit Of body. Hence it should be, as 1t
can be, promptly relieved.
For DYSPEPSIA, which is sometimes the cause
of COstreness and always uncomfortable take mild
doses from one to four to stimulate the stomach
and liver into healthy action. They will do it, and
the heartburn, Jodybt,9s, and somlbUn of dyspepsia
will rapidly disappear. When it has gone, don't
forget what cured you.
For a FOUL STOMACH, or Morbid bldcfion OF the
Bo'celS, which produces general depression of the
spirits and bad health take from four to eight Pills
at first and smaller doses afterwards, until activity
and strength is restored to the system.
For NERVOUSNESS, SICK HEADACHE, NAUSEA,
PAIN IN the Stomach Back, or Side, take from four
to eight pills on going bed If they do not oper
ate sufficiently, take more the next day until they
do. These complaints will be swept out from the
system. Don't wear these and their kindred dis
orders because your stomach is foul.
FoR SCRoFULA, ERYsIPELAs, and all Diseases
ofhe SKIN take the Pills freely and frequently, to
keep the bowels open. The eruptiOns will gener-
ally soon begin to diminish and disappear. Many
dreadful ulcers and sores have been healed up by
the purging and purifying effect of these Pills, and
some disgusting diseases which seemed to saturate
the whole system have completely yielded to their
influence, leaving the sufferer in perfect health.
Patients your duty to society fOrbids that you
should parade Yourself around the world covered
with pimples blotches, ulcers sores, and all any
of the unclean diseases of the skin, because your
system wants cleansing.
To PURIFY THE BLOOD, they are the best medi-
cine ever discovered. They should be taken freely
and frequently, and the impurities which sow the
seeds of incurabe diseases will be swept out of the
system like chaf before the wind BY this property
they do much good in preventing sickness as by
the remarkable cures which they are making every
| where.
| LIVER COMPLAINT, JAUNDIcR, and all Bilious
| affections, arise from some derangement-eit either
torpidity, congestion, distractions of the Liver.
Torpdity and congestion vtiate the bile and render
| it unfit for digestion. This is disastrous to the
| health and the constitution is frequently under
|
TOM Obstruction Of the duct which empties the
| bile into the stomach causes the bile to overflow
| into the blood. This produces Jaundice, with a
long and dangerous train of evils. Costiveness OF
alternately costiveness and dauhea, prevails
Feverish symptoms, languor, low spirits WEAKNESS
| restlesSness, and melancholy, with sometimes in.
ability to sleep and sometimes great drowsiness
sometimes there is severe pain in the side; the skin
and the white of the eyes become greenish yellow
the stomach acid the bowels sore to the touch
the whole system irritable, with tendency to fever
which may turn TO bilious fever bilious cole, bou.
| diarhea, dysentery, &c. A medium dose Of three
four Pills taken at night followed by two or three
in the morning, and repeated few DAYS will remove
the OF all these troubles 1t is wicked to sue
such pains when you them for % cents
RHEUMATIsM, GoUT, and all Infanplato1y Fe
rers, rapidly cured by the purifying effects OF
these Pills upon the blood and the stimulus which
they afford to the vital principal of Life. For thes,
and all kindred complaints they should be taken il
mild doses, TO move the bowels gently, but freely
As DINNER PILL, this is both agreeable anC
useful. No Pill can be made more pleasant to take
and certainly none has been made more efectual I,
the purpose for which dinner pill is employed.