The Tiffin tribune. [volume] (Tiffin, Ohio) 1848-1859, 1856-11-21
Camp Meeting TaIk

n chap down south went 20 camn
meeting and gives the following anus
ing account Of disjonted conversation
he heard there:
Preaching had not begun. and prom
enaaing was in progress. We took con-
venient stand, an tried to catch the re-
marks OF the various couples, as they
went slowly by us.
"Yes, indeed" (tvo oirls taltipg of
course) "and my brother Tom saws 9bst
Henry Stoker brags about the MANY times
he has kissed her right in the mouth. and
she never slaps him at all when nobody
Is by, and I'm sure would die If peopie
was to talk Of me as they do Of her"
Corn is up again, you know, and I
snall make at least six hundred barrels
Il ! make peck, and consequently
-, w hat spectacle this is, TO be swah.
Ohaw. All wondah il these people--
dem'd pooty gul, amt she-build tbevab
own 'enss owa hiwah men to do it fowah
EN-. Must be great boah to-
"Be married in six weeks from last
Tuesday. heard ma talking about n
but you mustn't mention it for the world.
It's a great secret"
Really now, and she's as ugly as -
"Ihe finest sow you ever saw, sir
Pure Berkshire, and has nine splendid
pigs. II was the best trade ever
made, and wouldn't take thirty dollars
for"-
"Scolloped petticoatsI only look, Amyl
Nine hounces and hoops in the bargain.
Oh how l should love tot
eco to picnic on Thursday Oh thank
you. You don't know how 1 would love
to be present, sir am so fond of the ex-
hilerating dance, but father says''
al am truly gratifed, my dear young
friend, to learn that you are so deeply
impressed with the necessity of immedi-
ate repentance, and l shall this day
make"-
"Ten yards Of gimp for the bosom, and
maroon velvet binding for the neck, and
sleeves, oh, Emly''--
"The finest baby you ever saw--blaok
eyes and large limbs six weeks old and
Weighs -r ,.e7ta
Sixty one pounds and a quarter to the
bushel. None better. in the country
Free from gertie and cockerel, and large
grained. l hold att
"Stillopis, next Saturday, Bob Both
sides, the former Congressman, will
speak as he saws"
"Ah Mr.. Pepper, you flatter me SOL
Just see how horrible Kate Wilmote is
dressed She will wear yellow, though
it makes her look like
"Fever and agy, believe. They've
all been up with it, and the poor mans
got"--
"The sweetest bonnet 1 ever saw
Where did you get it, 1 must commend
my sister to your"
Watermelon patch. Stole every
darned one Some of 'em bout half
ripe. / swow I'll shoot them if they
don't'--
go to the White Sulphur. 1t is the
best place in the world ma'am. / have
seen some of the most wonderful effects
of the waters. Tom Holocaust was cur
ed Of
twenty-five pounds of butter wesk.
And always get a quarter a pound, and
-Four eggs, two handsful Of flour.
dab of yeast, half tin cup full of molass-
es and it makes
"The best manure I ever used SIR
Vastly superior to guano, supeIphostate,
Two hundred and fifty"-
''The handsomest woman on the ground
l can see none equal to her, except Miss
Mary and she's got'-
''Both hind legs spawned. And
there's speck in her right eye that's
bound to- III
'That beautiful girl in black over there.
never saw her out but once before, and
that was att
"Mr. Muggin's failure, sir. And he
has taken to drink awfully, and only last
week had
His head under my arm, and was plug
ging him in the mouth, when he got my
iuger-
Between the 10th and 18th of Sen.
.emer. | will get my wheat to market.
and it viii bring
dis gray hairs in sorrow to the grave.
Oh, It is awful 20 think how
CLOSE she hangs to his arm. She ouobt
q oe ashamed of herself, and never saw
William was born twenty FIVE years auo
ss' sSs' April; am an old woman now, and
.he grey hair makes S1
Tootl tootl Preaching win now com.
nence, said the Presiding Elder; and we
leard no more. '"
We are informed that Priest of the
domish Church in this city, advised the