Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1856-02-07
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Com Wilkes Of ttsexploring e petition by
savage Of the Fsjee Islands lie stated
that vessel, she hulk or NJ ich vas still ly
ing on tho beach, hal come ashore in storm.
aud that the crew bad fallen iaio the hands
Of the islanders
'wha, did you do with them = inquired
Wilkes
Killed en- ALL answered the savage
what did you do with thcm after you
had killed themi =
Eat 'e,a good returned tho cannibal
'Did YOU eat them all y asked the bali sick
Commodore.
.Yos, We ca, them all hnt one
aud Why did you spare oosF
Because he tasted too much Ike tobacco,
Couldn't eat him. no hovf
Ifthe ,ob,cco cbcwer should happen 90
fall into the hands Of New ZeslSod savsges,
or get shipwrecked in the Feejeean coup,
he will have the consolation of knowing that
be viii no, be cut into steaks and buried
without liturgy in the uneonseerated .tonseh
Of . caunibal Mat AI,tRa-iae.
A SHarr Acroa -sYoa wat an tngsze
nent. chr said Foo,lyie. tho maasser 20 a
wandering sOu Of Thespis, Web, VIA, is
yous line =
IL ba. bsen, at the urgen, request Of the
landlords whom slapped With, the limo Of
March
obi you eau play the walking gentle
man. cant youf
Yes; Ssltcd forty miles without cat
ing mouthfult'
What eould you opoa With that would
display yoar tslsutf
a dinunr'
All. prseisely, Could you do the Taller
If
Certaialy I'se doue. all the tailors. wbcr.
ever We teen
Well CouelG led tie manager, I think
our.eampaDy Is fall yes, am sarO Of it,
no varancy'
n1-Mrs Psr,ingien havi,g heard her
son say that thsrs we're a great many anec.
dotrs IN the new alni-rac tcryei him 10
cut them III out aai reserve them ~ ste
hal heard that when anybody VS. po'.oncd
pethinx vas Aeeesssrv but q give bin an
anecJo,e ard Il would cure him.
~ Enciii the mathematician. being ssk.
si By king whether no could NOT erpi,in
bis art ~ Lis in a more eo,urendiops nan.
ner, replied. there i ne roysl road IN geoui.
etry' Other things may b. seirsi by ssighs
or pufchaasd hy money but kpoulejss is
60 he gained onlv ~ study an study TO be
prosecuted 10 retirement
M Did vnu ever buv horss1 III so,
you have doubtless been struck with stIrrrris.
al ths great ban,hsr of barses jrsi seven
yesss old \ shreSA = 'oteh Jockey whom
! once employed - si1 IN t'e .e,rsiioa NJ
horse a. he Examined tie aaim IL month.
Anqaired of tho seller hoV old j. he y Srv.
ca years' Al sid johnny. tia, SEVEN
years ago was ireEl.ndous'y year Tor col's'
nrThe Rock I.ard hrrus il fl,d TX
Governor Ersr'rodius Ramson VS. 1sf-at
cd A. sAsdidsta g judge 10 Nichieas ks.
cause man Wi'o v,N take hsuspaper four
or Eve years aga then reftss ~ tav far IT,
and Spear 4, HepsS h4dn dNyr.s dsfrf
mn HEEL. girl vho had heard her father
lsmentiaz the slight fau 81 -uaw ard r..
pressing wish that nnro might fili h e1a
bls hin - induiy~ b. gepekrsf ~ sleigh.
ing, While sayiug her praycfs lrsi svfaing
after invoking hlessings npon her parents.
stopped short and s.ked Mother slast
ptsy f'r those two iuehes q snow which "a
tber wants
H1-Lssp vsar has cone syain. when bv
long established custom, ladies ere privtey
81 60 pop the question Cfusfy oil bach.
elsfs 81 shout IN tcyrof giving vide berth
- ever prttfy g,fi ihsy Ect' abi blc..i'ig
bssssa To- the iarsriiJn 81 ansrr utirh
prgvsnis ths fair creatures ss.siog then "a
II hrgff
Hg-N eouaisvmsn spriisl 90 q lauvrr
for evidence Amer deiaiiire tie cfran
stances % ere case, be rss a,ksd Re ta4
stated che fasis eEtetlT 90 ftev occurred 49,
%. ~ sir' rsj,'u'i BE- . tboqrh, it s-fisr
- tsil goa tbe flaia ifuih. yoa can pat tbs
Hss 10 u yonfssif'
Ly-All t',e teeth q --yta;s ssol Iioe I.
dy hsiuf lssac SIC ssis3 rf,sfs.sn tha
cause Nit rho surrrrel tis' ~ proceeded
from the violent shocks zoe gave item 40,
her iooguo
TAEEg g5iE Ctsf-s III f5.issisef,fS
esuas eaavsrtali1a oeeurrei tsiassn a..
ceases tsksr snd vourr isdy 4 an Il,
kiag sfatisticsi ccuf1a n nsraf,.fr,.,
sni pfsiuos 80 there boy p-ofe-F r,i.
"a hsfe lat year ~. I've ga -.
about siS mobtbs ga 70 10, pi,n In
o. Hsvr yea saii raar pvsyess Jos,
ne, rsasa--it aio ny rsrk Ru.-,
ibs pssfers md ! the smsss We sv,..s
% 40 d bersass u e5mss shorter
nElfypa observe ms1 and vor,, -
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