Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-11-29
CATHARTIC PILLS

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" internal visccra to purify the blood and stimu-
late it into healthy action. They remove the
distractions of the stomach, bowels liver, and other
organs of the body and by restoring their irregular
action to health, correct wherever they exist, such
arrangements as are the first causes of disease.
An extensive trial of their virtues, by Professors,
Physicians, and Patients, has shown cures OF dan
gerous diseases almost beyond belief were they not
subStan inflated by persons of such exalted position
and character as to forbid the suspicion OF unruth
Their certificates are published in my American
Almanac, which the Agents below named are
pleased to furnish free to all inquiring.
Annexed we give Directions for their use IN the
complaints which they have been found to cure.
For COsTIvRNEss. Take one or two Pills, or
such quantity as to gently move the bowels. Cos
tivcness is frequently the aggrayating cause of
PILES, and the cure Of one complaint is the cure
of both No person can feel well while under a
costive habit Of body. Hence it should be, as it
can be, promptly relieved.
For DYSPEPSIA, which is sometimes the cause
of COstirenesS and always uncomfortable, take mild
doses - from one TO four to stimulate the stomach
and liver into healthy action. They Will Debt and
the heartburn, 6oaybIn7, and sOulbmn of dyspepsia
will rapidly disappear. When 1t has gone, don't
forget what cured you.
For a Foul STOMACH. or Morbid hiactiOn Of the
Bo,cels, which produces general depression OF the
spirits and bad health, take from four to eight Plls
at first and smaller doses afterwards until activity
| and strength is restored to the system.
| For NERVOUSNESS, SICK HEADACHE NAUSEA,
PAIN in the Stomach Back, or Side, take from four
to eight pill. on going to bed If they do not Oper
ate sufficiently take more the next day until they
| do. These complaints will be swept out from the
| system. Don't wear these and their kindred dis
| orders because your stomach is foul.
For SCRoFULA, ERYsIPELAs, and all Diseases
of the SKIN take the Pills freely and frequently, TO
keep the bowels Open The eruptions will gener-
! ally soon begin to diminish and disappear Many
dreadful ulcers and sores have been healed up ny
the purgng and purifying effect of these Pills, and
some disgusting diseases which seemed to satuIate
the whole system have completely yielded to then
| influence, leaving the sufferer in perfect health
Patients your duty to society forbids that you
| should parade yourself around the world covered
with pimples boches, ulcers, Sores and all or any
Of the unclean diseases of the skin, because your
system wants cleansing
80 PURIFY THE BLOOD they are the best medi-
cine ever discovered. They should be taken freely
and frequently, and the impurities which SOW the
seeds of incurable diseases will be swept out of the
system like cha before the wind. By this property
they do as much good in preventing sickness as by
the remarkable cures which they are making every
| where.
| LIVER COMPLAINT, JAUNDICH, and all Bilious
| Affections, arise from some arrangement either
tOrpidity congestion, distractions OF the Liver
Torpidity and congestion vitate the bile and render
it unfit for digestion. This is disastrous to the
health and the constitution is frequently under
mined by no other cause. Indigestion is the symp'
tom. Obstruction of the duct which empties the
bile into the stomach causes the bile to oveSo"
into the blood. This produces Jaundee, with
long and dangerous train of evils. Costveness, Oh
alternately costiyeness and diarrhea, prevails
Feverish symptoms, languor, low spirits, WEAKNESS
restlessness, and melancholy, with sometimes In
ability to sleep, and sometimes great drowsiness
sometimes there is pain in the side the ski
and the white of the eyes become greenish yellow
the stomach acid; the bowels sore TO the touch
the whole system irritable, with tendency to fever
which may turn to bilious fever, bilious cOlc bilious
diarrhea, dysentery &c. medium dose OF three
four Pills taken at night, followed by two or three
in the morning and repeated few days, viii remoy
the cause of all these troubles 1t wicked TO sufe
such pains when you can cure them for % cents.
RHEUMATISM, GoUT, and all Hlf2dmn'dtoTy Re
rers are rapidly cured by the purifying effects OF
these Pills upon the blood and the stimulus which
they afford to the vital principal of Life For thes
and all kindred complaints they should be taken il
mild doses TO the bowels gently, but freely.
As a DINNER PILL, this is both agreeable AM
useful No Pill can be made more pleasant to take
and certainly none has been made more effectual 4
the purpose for which dinner pill is employed.