Eaton Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1843-1856, 1856-01-03
45en, 45aste h Stigsorg.
RTsrgns Ct The times-fre.c crackers.
6rVanity renders beauty n;emptibe.

TITO have a clear conscience, pay Tie
printer.
GTHe'who writes what is wrong, wrongs
what is right.
gJ'There is beauty enough onenrth 10 make
home for angels.
TJIftwo hogsheals make pipe, how many
would make cigar.
If all the worlds stage, women wog the
tongue and guide the vehicle.
GFThe city police Of New Haven are here
after to be supplied with pistols.
~ Money is defined 10 be composition
10 take stons:Out Of character.
GTA Western paper publishes marriage no.
ticeS under the head Of fusion
u Why is The street corner like q crazy
mans brain? Because it is constantly turned.
MEy OF MARK.-Those men of the X ansas
Legislature who could neither read or wn;e.
nTAn Illinois paper says there is a man in
Olney so dirty that the assessor put him down
as "real estate"
1-J''n the bottle, discomfort seek for COM
fort, cowardice for courage, and bask(ulneSs
for confidence.
n-->1r ,or wo,+ - Lro,r ,ho r.o, - a..
reni,rn,;oIr f,inw ,he eTu" man who ,5ints ,ha
world "owes him living"
u-.T,o ma, who ,o,.od ,hror., ,;to ,,;h
out .n,r,oia" oor,J ~, lora"sSs Toroo,n,
v,o,,l Lar.onio';,,,. NV "o'S "'N '"''"'O'
~ i''"e'
| G-j@h genius has just invented stove E ~
saYes three quarters Of The wood, while the
"'"'" II ''"N'" pa! 'o' 'ne le'n"''uef'
| u T'Moher,' said an inquisiive urchin,
! Few days since, "would you have been any
relation 10 me, if father Ladn't of married
you
! NJ. "To are tbe hove that m N Cincinnati
sict9, "No cbiIJ NV do w., ovI, o,1 Ra
| cause the papers say that they are cured
| there" "Ma'y, put this boy 10 led-he is
| getiiag little troublesome and sleepy"
I-7,rbe ed;tor or the pos.or ;he.o,o, ,.,.
rnrn ,ha ,odios oG tbe Nn,h 70 m.Ia ne ."is ~
nolbing that Is nroinced nv slave IoIo, na
nsein,1I e~rec, iht n, M, ,o nee co,,"n Tho" '11
Will not eHpel so old friend from their 10.
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az News.- IAN" Uoi u.I'oV, % az, %aJ ane 'ne
f,o ~ al s,i,I..t knn,s ho,r % 90, I III
es can r1ota n hnotMC sSirt md Lnor,' Lnr,
to take care oC cbdren. c,n have NV sory;oos inm
Hn,il death norts bolb Of ns, ' '''''0''
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Nv, Il coii,,,.s at,oci9oI =, Jag ns 'nN, I"om
s.1 80 l"sa,srs Ibo, Ie b,I INn, otUu taV
70 e-so,e y, # NJ one timo Sorne ere s"r" .r,
ses,eI I'm, itwas too small "OI nn L,as.
Sor twenty Eve nersons conIJ sv;,a IN ,S"t
yery comfortable p, VI NAV
,hgi he intended 10 snend dfy dollars for % IGe
nu,,o;e or rptiinp nm "o new Lsod,, for b;.
I rcnar '"La ravf do ono nr III. s,,I,,os'i' n,'
droNnel him The ro,,nwing note. ISooe' "DSu,, ~
!. .1,@r Hocn ,%o r,oney .ni ,ri on .n n, w.
hno1 for The sIt,orIn - o"N OO' "e"
AN E"gEcTIH1 APPEAL An unfortunate
edcr in Kentucky lhus addressed his den-
S-I pSo.iI..s@Io trrtev e""S, wSs u,G a,oss
cor,na-sj with orr 1reren, Jenressa1 ,,oon".
IT,.ioavirto nIc.. oC soI, uaS ,,,.o "oaou!. @
n bnrellul, we coulLn,i hmv euonab - ",S n;oi',a
n ioy.h;rjp ' N"'"s" W p'o"'7
'N
GJ7A Dutchran'S Proenostcaton-A friend
as cd IGtchman, the other day, what kind
q S.hter he thought we Should have. Tie
Dr,choann' drawing himself up with an air of
philoSo?hic eQuaaimiiy, and an oracular snap
die wint.r or WV Io, J'"" n"e ,I.i "g,i col"
y '"e"' O0'"
GTA farmer in Nebraska declares tltt The
pumpkins IN his Geld are so large as 10 en-
DANCE: ths life o,hisenlire household. A few
days since one OF bis family had, by means Of
a rope ladder, climbed to the top of tremen-
dous squash. when he was seized with dizzi-
ness,and falling of, fractured both of his arms,
broke his leg and hurt himself besides
MA nrintor M, ,orr ,ro ho;u ,,...,,
his sweet heart, went to the Office and tried
TO commit suic Ide with the "shooiing stick"
but II wouldn't "Go off," The devil wish
lnG TO pocliy him, told him 10 peep in;o the
soaslum where the editor was writing duns
TO delinquent subscribers. lie did so and
tile elect was magical. lie says, that picture
oil despair feconcilsd him 10 his fate.
seIious ones:nn iS in " ,e"' S,ri Sa!S: m Inc moSs