Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1853-1862, 1856-10-09
PROSPECTUS OF
A new Story on an old
Subject,

rTNHE AUTHOR, presenting the following work to III
public not bat feel that ne hes en- arduons task
pero IN catering 70 the public taste and has sOmeR ha
dgressed from the established rules and customs of au
thors by taking up subject which, if carefully persued
and the advice herein contained followed, The ambition
the author will be gratifed 10 its utmost extent and TN
object Of this work III have been attained VIZ TO po
money pocket and to give 70 the careful and maui
gent reader literary treat through the agency OF he
tive organs might perhaps be necessary 10 stae wa
the most Of the manuscripts from which ths Ae WA
founded was taken from old dress pocket ound IN
End hand Clothing Store few weeks since IN Sew L4rE
BY the author and originally owned by the indesugaole
ARs TooDLE at conveying TO the MIND o lne reader
that bargain may be expected. Hoping the KIND and
indugent public will excuse any auu WIZ N
Pa,yoHizn0 upoR my humble efforts TO procure ior
Them Ist chests Imperial aud Black Teas The hnest
brought this market and put up in such shape
thst every one can il for themselves St Keeping in
view thai Uhianthropic principle which actuated me to
purchase the importers choice selection oil Mocha, Old
Gov Java and Baltimore BIO COffees must not digress
so far from my subject to forget that also laid in
bountful supply Bakers Broma and French Chocolate
an excellent morning drink for reader in these
trOublous political times. In compiling the forthcoming
work shall dilute pretty extensively the merits Of
Ys Fig" The following extract taken from the Btpg
leown Fasse will convey idea Of the attention paid
10 that valuable insect:
" We take great pleasure in announcing that cee6ra
ed author from Of the Western States is now IN cur
city collecting specimens for forthcoming work, upon
which be is engaged We notice large invoice oil the
genuine Heidsiek Champagne" Together with full
assortment Of choice Wines and Liquors, among which
the Justly celebrated Tchernay Brandy all OF which the
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many of them who have the maguamy TO pay Tor H. We
wish the author success to bis new work. which Is TO be
called Ye Fig"
AS the author feels incompetent TO proceed in that
Foury style common with writers OF the present day,
be begs tSat proper place in the work he VIII
serve up 800 bags of that indispensable article IN 25 30
and 100 h. bags thereby leaving it at the option oil The
readers TO Flour TO their tase Fer eGr land what
author is without III that this stupendOus enterprise might
end in smoke" the author has carefully laid IN large
and choca collection Of Sqdrs, which will give each
reads an of
him "pUT" and furthermore in order to Veryity the
dProverb Of where there is much smoke there must be
fire. the compiler Of these valuable manuscripts has
added heavy stock of Matches" As another digres
sion, for which beg pardon OF all authors who space
THAR cOncoctons with brilliant showers OF vii and humor
have employed substitute which cannot Out oeheVe
is Of substantial nature viz choice assortment
Of hSzgegs Ginger, CaEGDa2, COUes, feEct, English
ami K6atuotg Aasards, Aspies, Pepper ground and IN
ground, CItsups of different varieties, HOreStcTstlre
John Bull and HarUey Sauces and In the place oil sweet
enng the beautiful passages which will occur from
time to time with moonlight rags sfyr oreszes and ne
necar spd fran the pure lips Of innocence have en-
ployed the powerful argument OF P05dered, Crush
cd Loaf Clzrfed and GRADUATED, and different degrees
of BrOUn Sugars combined with the liquid streams
of Re5osd Sugar House and Plantation Kolasses and
the bright and flowing Golden Syrup. How beautiful in
dulgen reader does Pope CULVER he author does not
distinctly remember) express himself in the following
How doth the little busy Bee
Improve each shining hour
And gather HOney--I here beg leave TO
say that order fully carry out the objects Of this
same work have provided myself with large stock OF
honey the author above speaks Of which will be used IN
its patRral state or strdipoI' to suit the taste Of the
reader as "str1ipin0 is too common error among
hors which very often places them IN position
where they are compelled 10 make 'Td1se have 10
order If possible avoid that unpleasant predcament
taken the precautOn provide large supply OF Preston
4 MerriPs TedSt POendTs, whose raising qualities my
numerous readers have probably formed some opinion
As a bright and shining ight intend this work 10
be- shall substitute the agency of star AddH1latHe,
Sperm and 7dloJp OdHises, and te "eisansR the mind
f,T gIg nnAg
Bar Soar, which together with HGSh BDdrds Tubs,
Buckets, BrooHs and Scrub Brush6s, have procured
abundant supply. AS iLis time honored eu3tsm with
compilers Of great works to first osh the uderstaHdpg
of lheT readers take pleasure IN stating that shall iOr
this purpose bring Eto requson full supPy ot"Btdc6
f1p and Skae Brushes and in order that the reader
NAV more fully appreciate the sweet and choice selections
above mentioned shall preface each chapter with in
description of different varieties OF Pickles, Gross
BackEe's Ctolg Ch9lU and Pjccdf, Gsrkias prepared
R0yss Radtst and pure CIDER ph31r, for as wise Al
once every sweet has It's something TO thai
effect As this work will undoubtedly fall IN the hands
Of great many highly educated PERSONS who Will look
shall introduce heavy stock of Cogds forss Peat
S4rck whose stifening qualities none can say ought
against and another class OF readers who too Easily
suled BY large class If HaIty mouhed authors, and
are never willing acE1Ow edge the Corn, shall be
amply supplied with extracts from large BIN oil CFh
heal Rgs 3ai, II HG ted otfr. AS the torihconinE
work will be attended with enormous Expense, owing 70
The sudden advance OF Taxes e OF which has never
been folly aceTalued the author is compelled TO toego
the publication until certain amount Of subscribers are
obtained ne amount Of subscribers limited 10 20 nOO but
specimens Of promised literary hash be st his
Suio No Market street. every day, and tu lnstruc
gwen to those who will purchase the ingredients and
are desrous OF embarkinE upon that " Tempest tossed
ocean, - an authors life.
forgot TO mention that all such old fogy authors as
Loche and Bdca4" will be gaOrec, and cieIr Sides
Country and Sugar cured Hanss Shoulders dc, viii be
iutituei d" 1riH also tIts" that that" Pony will still
act in the capacity of assistant editor the t0rtH8 Of
Ls ears not being sufficient o pronounce him Ineligible
ssDto6-lm Yours TTuly, d. G. RUMSEl.
N.B-NO delinquent subscribers need apply