The daily union., 1856-10-11
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And drinking deeply sobers us again
am afraid your public schools Of which you boast 90
much have done very poorly by you, fhey have led 70
the results Of which you have just told me.
Young North. Upon my word from what they told me
Of YOU South my old boy expected TO have seen ou
flare up and perhaps shoot stab me for speaking TO you
boldly but you pretty good sort OF fellow
and should like have you and dine with US next
Monday. You shall then whole family who shall
be specially invited and the old himself shall head
the table You will find Old North perfect wreck he
has no hair no teeth and is paraytc and shaky In fact
he is on his last legs while you Of the age he Is
look quite hale aud fresh How is thsi
South know Of other reason than that h-.,,,gut
up my and daughters In dhereP school than such
as have nurtured your father cudren that whilst his
children have by trr vagares worried bis life out my
children 1--we been comfort and soace to You have
your heads very active but your hearts have gone
astray You have been taught think that knowledge
and wealth the only great goods Of life whilst my
children f they have not acquired much activity o.
mind you haVe have been taught love their country
and obey its laws TO love another and respect the
children Of my old friend your father whom shall be
indeed happy again and cheer him up his desQa-
ton will accept invitation for Monday; but please
tell me the names OF the different branches Of your family
Young North Father has had two only, is my
self known in general by the name OF Higher Law bu,
properly :" Red Republican" / have numerous
progeny, you will see when you TO my lyceum
where shall dine. His other is called Constitution
North. As there is great feud between just now, he
will not be dinner. We contending for the up-
per hand if succeed will knock his daylghts in
and have the country all to ourselves bury the
old man. which will not be long after get rid of his
eldest son Constitution North whom he dotes to such
degree that he says he will not survive him.
SoLm. Shall all your children, and have a cha,
with them when come to your dinnerr
Young North. Certainly, shall introduce to you all my
progeny. You will see Of them to be sure
Ny whe-coaed philosopher" is the remarkable o.
the whole for he unes in his single self the pecuiartes
of all my children. Then you shall call the "Sa-
anc He is such astonishing creature at turning SON.
erses every subject and perfect in logic Then have
mahogany CheUqier who is the leader of the
en He is fierce ten thousand crosscut saws against
your southern children just now, and be is dangerous
fellow for he has been in the regular army and always has
his pistols handy While in London he noticed and
peed by Lord Carendcn got into all his secrets and has
it is thought been employed to introduce English geny
among and for southern slavery by which it is
hoped we shall get you to rebel when "Chevaer7 will
drive you back sword in hand and up the iron rule
of DIcTAToR over you.
You shall also many others, heads of the Bloomer
crowd freelovers makers spritualiss
&C. There will be guest there who is Of mine
but has been adopted into my family. lie is English
His is Apollyon, the Destroyer. We call
him because the object of his coming TO country
enlighen the horrors of slavery among you
southern barbarians, that may be made willing to
destroy the Union that has subsSted between u.s. We
like the fellow he talks very smoothly about human
rights and philanthropy, higher law, and all that and
have adopted him. Besides all this the chap has plenty OF
money him from England keep up presses and
subscribe for underground railroads. getting up civil
in Kansas, &c In fact he is always ready TO help
the higher law and down with Constitution North, my
most unworthy milk-so of brother whom call, in
derision, dough,face, Well good bye South Come at
o'clock on Monday next when will introduce you the
whole set You win find them very sharp and perfectly
determined TO rule the whole country break it up in
general row. Exh Young North.
South, (solus) The fellow is mad What can he ex-
pect reap but anarchy from his crazy theorics But
will do all can for his fathers sake protect him from
his halucnaons Perhaps by Strengthening the hands
his brother, Constitution North, may him yet
Exit South in brown study the difficulties Of the
times