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Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10
PAY THE PRINTER.
DIT HENRY BRADY.


As honest men, attend and hear
The serious fact-the times are doar;
Who owes q bill, tbs just as clear
AS starlight Ill tie winter,
That lie should come without delay
That's if lie can--that Bill 10 pay,
And ere lie puts hispurse away, aii
Fork over to the Printer.
The Printers cheek is seldom rcd,
The fine machinery Of his head
Is working when you arc in bed,
Your true and fuithful " Mentor !"
All day and night he wears his shoes,
And brain, to furnish you with news;
Yet men of conscience ne'er refuse
TO pay the toiling Printer.
It's known, or ought to be, by all
His dues are scattered, and they're small,
And if not paid, he's bound to fall
In debtor fuel bed, rent, or
Perhaps his paper; then 10 square
Up with his help-a double care
Bows down his head--now is it fair
That you don't pay the Printer
His wife and little prattlers too,
Are now depending upon you
And if you pay the score that's due,
Necessity can't stint her
But ii Won don't, EilasYs tho rnuic,
Twill thro' your conscience eat = hole
And brand the forehead mus mo Sou =!
OF him who cheats the Printer.
The cats win new between your feet,
The dogs will bite you on the street;
And every urchin that You meet,
Will roar with voice of Stentor: ..t
"Look to your pockets-there he goes ..
The chap that wears the Printers clothes
And proud, though everybody knows
The grub, he gnaw the Printer! B"
BE simply just, and don't disgrace
Yourself, but beg the "Lord of grace"
TO thaw that harden'd icy "case,"
That honestly may cnter;
This dono, man will with man act fair,
And all viii have the g lin to spare;
Then will the" Editorial Chair :"
.SYDport n H.elI-l1fJ Printer
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10
An Amusing Scene.

The little iron steamer MOHAWK says a Detroit pa
per, was lying. in 81, Clair Riyer short time since,
surrounded bx ise, pHnoYahle. Il occurred TO Ter
captain that he could TeseHe the craft hon her icy
cainsf,y blowing up the frozdn mass by Punpovdef.
Accordingly lie prepared his torpedo, by filing bot
tie with guupowder, attaching long piece Of water
proof fuse, aud sinking the cbntrivance through
hole in the ice All being prepared the gallant en-
gineer fred his train, and retired proper distance
10 await the result Now everybody who has seen
the safeFfuse used. knows thai i burns quite slow
Is under water, though ~ quick as powder II the
air The explosion not following Immediately up
ON fe captains application of his cigar he bcearne
anxious stepped forward end applied HE nose tofhe
hole in the ice, and look ezvhat befelI There was
arunlllng explosion ice, water, captain spray as
eea&ei in halo 81 glery toivards tie zenifa TIE
the raesaplIor, aud came down Ike stick forum
afeIv floating Ike Il, and struck out for shore When
il was discovered that he was not injured the crogd
who had witnessed big pyroteehnies gave three cheers
FOR the captain aud his retard which he gracefully
acknowledged.
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10

EU- Toward tlIemiddle Of the last 'centu-
ry says foreign paper, an individualof the
age of twenty-five was condemned TO tho
hulks for life 1t was then the custom. or
at any rate in his case it was the humor Ct
the court, to pronounce the sentence for the
term Of ninery-nine years The criminal
has undergone this somewhat prolonged
confinement, and few days ago he was set
at liberty; though bent double, and bowed
almost to the knees, lie is in The enjoyment
of perfect health. He attains next month,
his hundred and twenty first birthday.
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10

Two MEN FROZEN TO DEATH The Mon
roe Sentinel of the End inst says:-We are
Informed that on Sunday morning 3oth ult,
a man named Hugh Jones, resident of
the town ofJordan, in this county was found
frozen about 5 miles this side of Frecport.
The deceased had been drinking quite free
", the day before in Frecport, and when
found, had flask partially flied with
.whiskev. which must explain his death
Just rs we 60 to press we are informed that
about week since, Norwegian, while go.
ing from Wiota TO his home north of Ar.
gyle, undressed himself laid down and
froze. 1t is thought that lie imagined.
himself at home lie was intoxicated
also. ff
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WHAT MADE THEM WILLING Gen. Pom.

WHAT MADE THEM WILLING - Gen. Pom
eroy, who wasa prisoner in the Border Ruff
fianscamp, reports the following incident:
A little incident in regar to the rife-prac-
tee of the Lawrc nee boys, made, perhaps,
a more decided impression on the rufians'
than The speeches of Atchison and Shannon.
One of the Missourians Lad been over to
Lawrence and Witnessed target perform
ance, at which 75men. with Shspe's rifles
fired at mark { a medium sheet OF parer)l
70 dy 81 inches. one mile distant by meas
ufement, and disfgured Tie sheet with sixty
two balls. When this was told in the
camPat Waukarusa, the aoabons. who were
mostly armed withshot guns, shrugged their
shoulders and rolled up he whites of their
eyes. this was alittle ahead ofanvthingthcy
had seen out West Thisincident, coupled
with the fact tliat rumors and their fears
had increased the number of Sharp's lifcs
in he Lawrence camp 10 fabulous figure,
did the business for The invaders They
would have been soldiers but for those
"vie guns
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From Household Words.
4 VsFF AIVstot7cVFst q
THE DARK SIDE.

Thou hast done well perhaps
To lift the bright disguise,
And lay the bitter truth
Before our shrinking eyes;
When evil crawls below,
What seems so pure and fair,
Thine eyes are keen and true
To find the serpent there:
And yeti turn away,
Thy task is not divine,
The evil angels look
On earth with eyes like thine.
Thou last done well, perhaps,
70 show how closely wound ~
Dark. threads of sin and self
With our best deeds are found,
How great and noble hoarts,
Striving for lofty aims,
Have still some earthly cord
A meaner spirit claims;
And yet--although thy task
Is well and fairly done,
Methinks for such as thee
There is holier one.
Shadows there are, whe dwell
Among us, yet.apart,
Deaf to the claim OF God,
Or kindly human heart;
Voices of earth and heaven
Call, but they turn away,
And Love, through such black night,
Can see no hope OF day;
And yet-our eyes are dun,
And thine are keener far;
Then gaze until thou seest
The gGmmer OF some star.
f.
The black stream flows along
Whose waters we despise,
Show us reflected there
Some fragment of the skies;
Meath tangled thorns and briars
THE task is fit for thee)
Seek for the hidden flowers
We arc too blind to see;
p Then viii thy great gift
A crown and blessing CALL
Angels look thus on men,
And God sees good in all
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10

PASTE THAT IS PAsTE.-DissolYe an ounce
OF alum in quart Of warm water, when
cold. add as much -four as viii make il the
eonsistenee Of cream; then strew into it as
much powdered rosin as will stand on a
shilling, and two or three cloves, boil it to
consistence. stirring all the time. 1t will
keep for IL months and when dry may be,
softened' with water
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10

HEAVY YiELp-The Newport columbia
County, Mirror of the list inst, gays III .ast
Saturday were at the farm house of Daniel
Brew, on the opposite side of tho river, about
mile from our Office. We found Mr. Brew
cleaning wheat and were led to enquire as TO
the yield of wheat and other crops. He sowed
year ago last fall, fourteen acres of winter.
wheat, ard last Spring eleven acres of Spring
wheat lie kept one acre ofthe best of his WIN.
ter wheat separate, and found the yield to bo
siTty-three bushels. The average yield Of the
whole twenty-five acres was twenty seven and
half bushels to the acre. From nine and
half acres of oats he had four hundred bushels"
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10

Ono square, ttransient) first insertion -! IS
S.,bs.,,,,x,,,s a., . 80 ~

Ono square, ttransient) first insertion 9. l$Ifc9
Subsequent insr.
One square, three months. ioof
One square, six months .....--...-.....5 0es
One square, one year. -...-.----.-.-....-S 90
0ne-foarth of a column, three months X .,.5 0o
One-fourth of a column, six months, 1888 90
0nefourthof a column, one year. rs CO.
One.half column, three months ..6 90
Ono.half column, six months, ............l5 co.
One-half column one year. Is oss
A whole .solumn one year., SO o.
TT Tic TatBuxE a TELEGRAPH, prints and cir
rulate. twelve hundred copies per week, four.
ff,hs of wlich are in Kenoshn county, which niakes
il very desirable medium for Advertising aFf
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10
Mr.. and Mrs. John Burnett,
Miss iierwyn Hope.

She had done what she could, and if those
other were united in the love of peace. it was
the work of her gentleuess of spirit and sincere
endeaYor for the happiness Of others, and of that
charity which endureth all things, and hopeth
all things, and in that hope went quietly on in
the path of duty, which in that household
was the fulflment and continuance of the spirit
of love, ..-@-~
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10

SOMEWHAT OF A, JUaiPER.-Bsr. Joan Law.
repce Bagler, in the Louisville Times offers to-
bet from $4,000 to S3.00n, that he can do as fol-
lows; Jump five feet further on a dead level
than any man in kcn.ucty--threo feet further
than any man in the United, States--one foot
further than any man in the, werld-or that he
can stand hat-footed ppon the earth and leap q
brick wall fifteen feet high and four thick.
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10

IyFLAMmAToRY RHKUMarIsM--A gentlvman,
w'shes us to publish the following for the relief Of
suffering humanity. lie says lie has known num-
Der of cures made by it, and al of them in short
time. Hall an ounce of pulverized saltpeter, put in
half pint Of sweet OIL. Battle the parts affected
when sound cure viii speedily he efcetedr-'
(Lynchbarg Erpressj,
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10
rEn arAPER PLANT .


The notice we care of the discovery Of tho
plsn: IL which this name is applied, has been
extensively copied by the press, and number
OF letters sent us making inquiries respectirg
the reliability Of the account, and the chances
tor obtainiag seed In answer to the first in
quiry, we can say, that although we are nnae
quahted with Mrs, BEAuMoNT; the dseoverer,
We hare heen told byreable persons who know
her and have examined the plant while growing,
rs we'll asssince, that her statement is strictly
correct that the only particular. az their opin-
ion, IN which she has probably erred, is Ter low
estimate Of the productiysress of the plant,
wien properly cultivated, and its real value,
when brought to perfection 1t appears strange
to many, thnt cotton and lax should be obtained
from the same plant yet the facts are fully es-
tablished ht the enterprise of this lady, and her
discovery cannot be otherwise than beneficial to
the community. The specimens sent us have
Decsr ga Anitted To the examination of gentlemen
Of undonhted veracity and intelligence end pro.
RoHnced {the fax in particularly superior TO the
CANNON i!ax or hemp for most purposes for
which those articles are used. The cotton,
when nRugisciused, has the appearance Of on
article between the cotton grown in the South
ard iamhs woal--whe it has the fine qualities
of the furire:, it retains the warmth fthe latter
Mrs. BcAUsioNP is certainly entitled to a more
substantial remuneration from the community
than gratitude, and we hope she may reap an
adequate reward. ssesrs
We are not advised as to the chances for OBJ
tanning seed, but presume small quantity
could be had of the discoyerer whose address is
Mrs. A. i. BEAUMONT, Rdgway +. o., Iows~
County, Wisconsin -Minerat Point Tribune.
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10
vOLNEY FRENCH,
Il. y. PETTET,

LAWYTR-F7r Office. KEYosHA CITY, Wis. Re
aidence WILLOW BROOK FARM, Somers s-s Sc
ssrai Improved and UntnproVed Farms for sale
nivl6
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And grow fYressr and forever "
And tie inGuoree of bEerwyn.s winter

And Tie lnEuoree Of IAIerwyn's winter from
home Iaay be felt long after she * forgotten.
That It's influence remained loEg after Merwyn
Hope vas 20 more, know very we'll, for fhe
household did not relapse into its old state, when
she went home late in the Spring, taking Sophy
with her for visit-and you may be sure that
when six months after John followed his sister,
and returned not only with Sophy, but with
Sephy'S sister in law, the latter Young lady to
Whom Mrs. Burnett committed all the household
affairs, did not suffer the old fororn spirit to
enter the door. At Johns wedding, Grey and
Cadet, then Lieutenant Fred, were groomsmcn,
and the cards issued on that occasion were in
scrihed-
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10

HORRIBLE CAMPHFNE CAsE.-1he Dixon Him
ois) Jeiegroph gives he particulars Of most heas
rending casualty which occurred rcnr that Place IA.
week or two since While woman was nursing
her infant table, her husband undertook to
Sill Ugh ted spirit lamp Am explosion took place
aud the flaming flu id was thrown,upon mother and
child the former Of whom was Very seriously burn
ed while the latter survived its injuries only short
time. People should need few additional warnings
caution in using those lanps yet still the list Of
irghtful accidents from these causes grows opace,,5
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10

RAIL ROAD LoAS.-The citizens of Portagc
City have voted an issue of $75 600 oftheirC City
bonds, in aid Of the Madison, Portage City and
Lake Superior II. r. Company
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10

EIIrrp Ca Rs.--The Wofcrto,vn C4,ors.
cie states that man by the name Of GILIET, resi-
dent of Hubbard, Dodge Co., killed by the cars
lie attempted 20 jump on the train between the ten.
der and the FIRST car, while in notion but fell under
the wheels, the whole train passing over him he was
instantly killed. lie leaves q wife and large family
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10

Ie,StRATCC-TYro Gentlemen Of opposite poll
tics meeting, one inquired the address of some
political celebrity, when the other Indignantly
answered:
81 am proud 10 say sir, that am wholly L.
norant of it,
"Oh, yoIi are proud Of your ignorance ch, sir.
Yes / am, replied the b6igerent gentleman,
land what then, srl'
''Oh, nothing, sir, nothing; only you have a
great deal to be proud Of, that's ali"
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sFARlg WEATHER q CO.,

DRUGS. Medicines, Oils, Paints, Pcyfumory, Fency
Article ell kinds of Patent Medicines and an ex-
ccent assortment Of every article kept IN estab-
hs'nents Of this character.
MAIN ST. kENosHA, Wis.
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ADMINISTRATION. IzARD's MEssAGE.-The
Governor recommends, among other things,
that Congress be asked to make donations Of
lands 70 actual settlers, and FOR the support Of
schsols, 10 construct territorial roads, TO build
pcniterltiary. to defray the expenses OF the vol
unteers aTdt the militia called ont last summer
20 proteet the settlements from the Indians, and
for cider purposes. re details the progress
made in the construction of the ReFritoriai Cap
itol. and advises tic Legislature 10 exercise
s-reat care in acting upon the report or the
Board of Commissioners appointed at the last
session TO prepare code Of laws for the Terri
DRY.
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MRS. s. SCRIBNER,

MRS. :. SCRABNER,
MILLINERY-Wish to inform the Ladies of ke
nosha and surrounding country that she has on
hand and is constantly receiving the latest styles of
BOnnets, Ribbons, and Millinery Goods,
Generally which she will sell at reasonable prices.
All kinds of Bonnets bleached, pressed, aud put in
order at short notice by new, expeditions, and
greatly improved method Store Bonnets lined and
RiInmed at fair price 40 tt
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JOSIAH BOND,

ATTORNEY al Law, and Pension and Bounty Land
Agent Is agent also for several of the best eastern
Insurance Companies. - Sec advertisements.
u39vl5 vi
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~VI.ay by good stor9 Of patience, and ne
sure and pu; it where you can find i.
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CAsKILL, CHAMBERLAIN & CO.,

AUCTION and Commission Merchants-Real estate
IND Produce Brokers' and Dealers in Coal.
QUARLES' BLOCK,
Cor4er Main and Pearl SITS. opposite DHrfee House,
w iscOnsin.
Ipsuralees sfIected on reasonable forms. Collections
proLnptvma3e and personal attention given to the
sac or purchase of property in this market lynl
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1856-01-10

~ Marriage resembles pair OF shears, so joined
that they cannot he separated; often moving in OPP
posJe directions, yet always Furnishing any one who
comes between them Ss6 aev Sm4k
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!, Peace go with the aged pilgrim. 1t may be
that TIE slight frame is laid away in silence
that the tongue viii move no more in soft ac-
cents OF peace and good will; that the old staff
y put by IN some corner; that the ancient spee-
tacies are laid snugy in some receptacle; HAT
the cold hands crossed in silence, Gre movcless
forever; yet we know that ''up there, he shines
with steady glory, and we shall once again see
the be9ming Of those dark eyes, and feel The
Clasp OF his fingers, and hear him say again
"God be with yon"
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"ArenrDoUx. a few copies left.
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EQn TONS COAL, just received ana foi
~sSKnL, cHAMBERLAIS Il e..
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they are tie same ca1clcss. wel-inforned, good
hearted laen-knowing how TO act better than
they do. Nothing at times, yot everything if oc-
casion requires it, We have seen one and the
same individual Of tie craft a minister IN Cali
fOrna, 4 bc&tmGn or rie western canal, lawyer
in Missouri, sheriff in Ohio sailing master on
board priyateer, an auctioneer in New York,
and q pressman in q garnet printing office.
Ono thing isevident, every person that chooses
can't he printer. Brains are neccssay
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PBTnK SOLDER JAMIE DANshoNA
COLDER g. DENsMORE,

Aherneys md COunseUOrs at INV aIu sUIIVIEUTs ID
Chancery, viii attend faithfully to al business on
trusted to them.
kX- Elkh0rn, WaIworh County, Wiseonsin
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LYMAN AZ GAGE,

BOOTS, Shoes, Leather, Findings &c. Every va
riety of every article pertaining to their business
may be had of them at the lowest prices. Custom
work to order. Leather for sale. Hides bought
&c &c See advertisements.
KKHosHA Wis. Main street.
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EDWARD FL. RUDE
GEORGE w. DAY.

I'D " "A % En- N kSEI,
kNGRAVER-On Wood and every kind of Metal
MAIN ST.........-......---KK NosHA, WIS.
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H.. g. MERRILL,

NSURANCE-He is agent for various companies,
of undoubted credit, and is prepared to issue poll
clos on Life aud Property, on favorable terms
~" See Advertisements. -.
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NO 30.
The Child Angel

Death has closed those little eyes and forever
shrouded their bright glanceS. How swoetly
she sleeps, that little coveted angel. How
lightly cnrl the glossy ringlets on her forehead
iou could weep your very soul away to think
those cherub lips vii never be nnclosed VANITY
you clasp and unclasp that passive, darling hand
that wandered so often over your checks Vain
" your angmshed glances strive-to read the dim
story of love in those faded orbs. That voice
sweet as winds blowing through carlands.
slumbers forever. And still the busy world
knocks at your door, and viii let YOU haze no
peace. 1t shouts III your, car, smiles in vour
face, meets you at the coffin at the grave, and
It's heavy footsteps tramp mp and down in the
empty room from whence you have borne your
dead. But il CORES in the hush Of night
10 wipe away your tears In the solemn 81.
fence OF the grave, vie feel tho force of tina.
sekening sorrow which hangs heavily upon tie
heart as though il would press it down into that
narrow space over which the spirit dwells IN
mournfui suspense. Ruta brighter vision meets
the eye. Can You look upl Can you bear the
spendor Of that sight Ten thousand celestial
beings, and yonr own radiant child-augel in the
midst
The true Democrat., 1856-01-01
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