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The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

GIVE have seen a good many instances Of
folly in the use of firearms, but the following
from an Iowa paper beats all the 'fooling"
that we ever saw or heard of
A Mr.. Stout, of Walnut township, having
occasion to use his rifle, which was loaded,
went out of his house to discharge it, which
he failed to do after exploding several caps
He then went to the house and on examination
came to the conclusion that the powder was
wet He pricked some dry powder into the
tube, and placed on it cap, partly filled with
powder also. He then took the wiper, which
had ball screw on the end, put it into the
rifle, and screwed it into the ball. After get
ting things so far ready for operation, he set
the triggers, cooked the rifle, and setting his
teeth on the wiper, pulled while with another
rod he set off the triggers. The rife went off,
and rod, ball and all passed through his mouth
and neck, and entered the wall of the house.
Strange to say, he was but slightly injured,
and was able to go at his work in few days
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

Four DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS FOR AN
APPLE.-A California letter, speaking of the
extravagant spirit that prevails everywhere in
that State, says: Apples (of large size, to be
sure) were offered at fruit stands for sale at
81 so apiece. The price is not more remarka-
BILE than that there are many persons indis
Greet enough topurchase and eat them even
at this rate. If this taste continues, who will
say that the orchards of Oregon shall not como
to be as valuable as the gold mines of Califor-
MIA.
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

CAIRO AND New ORLEANS MAIL.-We find
the following in the st. Louis Republican,
We doubt its correctness:
We understand that instructions have been
given for the suspension of the river mail be-
tween Cairo and New Orleans, under the re-
cent contract with Eastman. Gaines & Co..
Whether the suspension is only temporary OF
amounts to an annulment of the C, ntract, is
not known. 1t is presumed that the old sys-
tenn of transporting the mails between this
city and New Orleans be resumed again.
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

0ErA beautiful Irish muss came off last
Sunday evening in little house in the En-
quirer neighborhood on First street Table
legs moved about lively, without the aid OF
any other spirits than old ''red eye," and five
Irish gentleman were counted fiat on the floor
at one time. The performances were highly
celebrating to the whole neighborhood, but
might have been rendered more pleasant tc
outsiders if few police officers could have
mingled in the affair.
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

THE LONGEST TRIP ON REcoRD.-We learn
that the steamer Tiber is now lying aground
up the Arkansas river and has been there
about seven months She left Cincinnati in
the month of June 1855, and managed to run
aground where she has lain ever since. She
was not alone in her misfortunes, for there
were others in the same interesting fix. One
or two other boats are now up that stream
which have been there ever since the birth oil
the oldest inhabitant. One boat (the name
not recollected) is said to have gone up there
when the Arkansas was little creek; but as
the river grew larger and deeper the boat did
not float off. when upon examination it was
found that the grass and weeds had grown up
through the hull, and there she remains to
this day st. Louis News.
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

TEXAS ON THE PREsIDENCY.-The Ameri-
cans of Indianola, Texas, have instructed their
Delegates to the State Convention, which is to
elect delegates to Philadelphia vote for
such men for delegates only as are favorable to
Millard Fillmore for President, and Sam Hous-
ton for Vice.
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

" Napoleon has presented to Queen Vic
toria, as New Years gift, an album contain
ing water-color paintings by the most eminent
artists, each picture representing some incident
in the Queens visit to Paris To the Empress
he has presented costly and ingeniously de-
vised service Of plate.
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

OF The railway from Moscow to Peters
burg is to be protected by redoubts placed at
ntervales along the line. Each recount is to he
occupied by battilion of militia, who used
to be responsible for the line within their lin
its, to the extent of guarding it against any
Surprize by the enemy
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

A New DoDGE.-The next steamer from
New York for Nicaragua, will carry out num-
Der of delicate young men. The New York
Post says, these inuaIids are to seek mild
climate for the benefit of their shattered con-
stitutions, which have been impaired by the
vigilance of the .. s. District Attorney and
his deputies"
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

0rThe republicans of Michigan have elect
ed their candidate for judge of the supreme
court, Mr.. Bacon, over Ex-Gov. Ransom, the
Pierce candidate
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

0TThe weather yesterday moning, by our
temperature as Sunday morning; at o'clock
the thermometer stood Is deg. below zero
This is too astonishingly cold to be agreeable
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

OJ-It is understood that the eight delegates
from Iowa to the Democratic National Con-
vention are pledged to support Douglas.
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

o. By direction Of the Postmaster General
all newspapers containing circulars, handbills,
and "extras" are to be charged letter post
age.
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

" The average salaries of New England
Methodist preachers are found, on calculation,
to be about 5000 year.
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05
I.ADY,s BREAST PIN LOST

ATTENTION CORN GROWERS AND PRODUCE
DEALERS.
wwTEi attention of h public to examination
Nv of.'the Great American Corn Sheller' exhi
bition in Evansville Armstrong's Warehouse Main St
This Shelter by James j. Johnston Dec lth
1883 many advantages DOW 10
that every practical will upon eursory examina
ton at once pronounced it The Corn SHELLER of the daV
1t will trial daHs and those DESTROYS
have opportunity of its merits County state
rights can be purchased of the proprIet tors.
SHANER, SANDERS, GARFlN CO.,
feb2-2t PrVprIetors
$50 Enquirer Copy.
SMYRNA CURRANTS.-for salehy
- febI ). e. GILBERT q CO.. Syc. near Water.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

Ga Dr. HosTErrKR's ltbrated Stopaeh Bitters-0o COO
sofia the medical market Tor th past
has qnaled; article be reduced TO
equal this grea anti dypeptc One wine glass taken Il
meals viii d
will all fAtuleeey heaYness IRON the stomach.
keep from cosVengss assist dlgs give good
appetite B healthy tone to tbs while TEN NO
sIdrug from debility kind should fail to try
lois great Try For sale by ali tbs rinepa
Druggists. J2nZo
INDEPENDENCE COUNCIL No. 2,
Meets r NJ their Hail Water
Telograp Once third Saturdays of zach
month oJt25d6w
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

CEThe following ministers died in Indi-
ana during the year 1855:
Philip Lindsey, D. D. (Presb.) New Alba
n.y. Ind.
James R. Smith, (Presb.) Cannelton, Ind.
Francis Montfort, (Presb.) Greensburgh
Ind.
L. Spoford, (Presb.) Rockport, Ind.
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

FAT OFFICES a bill has been introduced
into the Ohio Legislature to fix the salaries of
some of the officials of Hamilton county at
certain specified sums The Cincinnati Ga
zette is credibly informed that the five leading
offices in that county yield the following enor-
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

MAIN STREET, FIRST DOOR BELOW TIE CORNER.
" H. COOK bgs thank his friends in Evansville and
IA neghbornoOd their iavors freely hesto ed
bm since he has business amongst them
opportunity of in reducing to their notice his
A. OK whom he has taken ino partnership from this
date and soIics for the firm z. IL. Cook Son .
support literally erred himself
n II COX having taken the business premises
purchased the of the stock of Mr. Foster. feel
that will be enabled supply the citizens
Evansvie with every article they require in the Gro
eery and Provision line. z. Son wish especially to
attention the having produce
Of any kind dispose Of to their increased facility for tax
ing of their them heir with all
articles the wholesale department prices that
must ensure their orders for the future. feb If
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

W 4
ITIZEN, = Bank Oherokee Insurance and Banking Com
y Plan sTs aud sehaGiso and LffFanse Snh Si
vile and Memphis and most other tan 80 Of Ala, ANA n
for Sifoeeriss. by Sc GILBERT co.
i.b5-s s,o-. near Water.
CARPET slSTt TR e;F; for "a fse3y ... Voter
* S rs SoF E G3L6 nf = zoo CO. o
DO anss6 : 5iid Pt ao r.o, this day and
O fe ss'' ny 4ts Man street Lopj.vi'ls, "
tD, Ma bales Req al gg Ess n is ga, no o"d fer
f-s sale by as Main H .sess topiEils Ky
bales Canvass rec 9his day and tor s~l'
my f,h;y nsvaa re- Low Lo1i.yi,ls
ahss 'OUD-2 cases Of Ag;stns , rec IN tn'' day
tsS5 a' ''F sale ~ 4s Main street Louisville IL.
cartoons brown neyfss rs9 nv tbs G Day aud
feb4 4Is Min street. louisville. Ky.
REPE-i Hat Grape assorted QUALITIES rec d this
fsb4 4ls Main street. Louisville. ky
EgUTTONs 2sO fancy Coat End Yet 9 BTc ms
ebi AIS Maio -trtet. Louisville. KY.
'ENAKLETOX white Tarlet ed his day
feb4 anu '0' 'A'' " ais Main street Louisville KY.
aTLOssa5 Linen and Gotten Floss re this day
feb4 AS Main street louisville KY.
INFERNO HOSE so doa plain black MeEnO Hose reed
fsb4 4ls Main street, Louisville. X.
CRAvATS so dO1 eros de Rims Cay9ss rec d this day
~ anu sale by JAMES Low N Co.
feb4 41S Main street, Louisville ny.
SSATIN De CHINE pieces Satin de Chde rec d this
- day aud for sale by JAMES LOW n CO
feh4 41S Main street. Louisville. KY.
I.ADY's BREAST PIN LOST.
LADY'S Breast Pin lost yester 'ay large gold pin
N with BRAIDED hair it. which the would ike to
The finder will be rewarded by leaving at this
office. tebZ-3t'
NEW NOVELS.
received fresh supply of Rose Clarke, by Fanny
u Fern; Widow Bedott rap,
which, the Right or the lie t;
Ene or the Human Comedy; Ollie DOesticks
Rag PIcker; Wager OF Battle; Gone Cut Corners;
Hidden Past; G rtrude SceneJor ParsoBages.
sacred Plains. by Fl sdleyi Mayaut Pereival;
Controversy between Senator Brooks and John, Arch
bishop York.
ALSOFTank Lesie's Gazette of Fashion Tor February
Household Words. by Chrrles Dickens, DO;
Waverly Magazine
Putnym's Magazine. doi
Godey's LADIES Book. DO;
Frank Leslie IS New York Journal. do;
| School fellow, doi
Illustrated London News; Punch. and other American
| papers tor this week at SAML LISTERS
| fsh2 BOOK Store
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05
CON DaEEON OF
ETNA INSURANCE COMPANY,
OF HARTFORD, CONN,

JANUARY 1, 1876.
As presented its Stockho :ders made in mp-
with State laws New York. Ohio, Indiana illinois.
&C.
STATEMENT
The name of the Corporation is lETNA INSURANCE
COMPANY, located at uartf 'rd. Connectlcat.
ASSETS
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VrTOII resneetfIlv offer services assisted by her
w husband to the cted-pal those with sueh
diseases s have generally haed the skill OF facult
Mrs examines aud points out diseases Without touenng
the patient while in the e1airvoyant state;
tandd 40 ON the receipt 60 and lock Of hair other
,h nsns and the residence Of the patient We are
also prepared patients under care az
Residsnee Mulberry bstwss. firs. and Second
Evansville, IAS jan s'~N@
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GUNNY BAGS AT AUCTION

NATE will sell Tuesday rnng January 18th. 1885 81
Nv our Sale Rooms 500 second hand Gunny bags Thsy
good order and we'll worthy the attentsn OF Corr
Buyers-also 60 boxes OF Glass assorted
ian I'D W0OLSEY NELSON. Auctoners.
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$1,074,396 ~

100 Ohio Life Ins & Trust 60 Stk Cint 800 90
Is - Mich q Traders Bk SIX Jersey City 1850 co
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS
UNCUHRENT YxONEY

UNCUl%RENT MONEY
tITIZENs Bank oherokee Insurance and Banking Com
V Plan aud Mechanics. and Lagrange Bank CT
Georgia Bank Chattanooga and Commercial Bank of Nash
vile Memphis other tanks of Aiai ANA I n
sssee Georgia and North South Carolina, taken
for groceries. by ). L GlLBkGf " GU
fsh5-s S}e.. Water.
The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1856-02-05

The undersigned hav purchased the interest Of John
and William R. Preston iu the atG firm Of Morgan
and Preston have Themselves together bus
under the AID firm of Ke aud will
continue the Wholesale dry good business old stand Of
Morgan, Keen and Preston, First street.
ISAAC KEEN.
ian IL 1856 IT, CYPRIAN PRESTON.
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ian 12itf ORR. DALZELL O.
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United States Patent Office

Wash lngton, Dec. Is, 1S
IN THE PETITION OF FREDERICK f.
" SICKELS, Of New York, N. Y, praying for
the extension of patent granted to him for an
improvement in ''Valves in Steam Engines - for
seven years from the expiration OF said patent
which takes place on the 2eth day of May, 1856
Ii is ordered that the said petition he heard at
the Patent Office on Monday, the 5th day Of Nav,
1856, at ~ o'clock M and all persons are notified
TO appear and show cause, if any they have, why
said petition ought not to be granted
Persons opposing the extension are required 10
die in the Patent Office their objections special
set forth in writing, at least twenty DAYS before
the day Of hearing; all testimony fled by either
party TO be used at the said hearing must be taken
and transmitted in accordance with the rules OF
the Office, which will be furnished on application
The testimony in the case will be closed on the
18th day Of April, 1856; dispositions and other pa
pers relied upon as testimony must be filed in the
ONCE on or before the morning Of that day the ar
guments, If any, within ten days thereafter
Ordered, also, that this notice be published IN
the Union, Intelligencer and Evening Star Wash
ington, ID. c.; Pennsylvania, Philadel phia, Pa
Journal Of Commerce, New York and Post, Bos-
ton, Mass; once week for three successive weeks
previous to the Sth day Of May next the day Of
hearing.
CHARLES MASON,
Commissioner Of Patents
P.S-Editors Of the above papers will please
copy, and send their bills to the Patent Office
with paper containing this notice
dec l9-law3w
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YNHE SUBSCRIBER HAS ON HAND A
Il variety Of American and Italian MARBLE
MONUMENTS, Of beautiful design and highly
finished workmanship, to which he invites the
attention Of the public. Persons I'm want Of Mon
uments, or any other kind of marble work will
find 1t to their advantage to give him a call. The
marble and workmanship Is OF the best quality,
and Will be sold as low IS similar work can be
obtained at the North.
Also, on hand, large stock Of highly finished
MARBLE MANTELS, which will be sold at re-
duced prices.
ALEXANDER RUTHERFORD.
Marble and Brown Stone Yard one door from
13k street, opposite National Theatre
nov IO-eo3m IIninul
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How THE MODEST MAN WAS MISTAKEN -
Inc Lowell Courier is responsible for the fol-
lowing:
In a neighboring city, at Thackeray's lee
ture, a few evenings since, a young gentle
man, the modest man Of his sex, and no less
polite than modest, was sitting in pew rather
remote from the light. A pretty lady sat next
10 him Looking on the floor during the lee.
ture, he espied what he thought was the lady's
handkerchief, the lace trimmed edge lust
visible from under her dress Turning to his
pew mate he calamity whispered, you've
dropped your handkerchief, madame" and
before she could reply, he proceeded to pick ii
up. Horror! he had seized the edge of her
pet-Sk1Tt, and did not discover his mistake
until the top of gaiter boot stared him in the
lace and the faint sound of laugh just nipped
an the bud by the application of real hand
kerchief warned him Of his mistake.
morGt'-Don attempt to pick up any
Is - ~
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ACADEMY OF MUSIC.

IN PURSUANCE OF THE DESIGN OF
L this Institution viz the diffusion Of the knowl-
edge Of Music, and cultivation Of the public
taste for the higher order of the Art, the
ACADEMY OF MUSIC
proposes to give a series Of
FOUR CONC ERTS:
and, with a view to add as much as possible 10
their popularity, the Great Works Of Beethoven,
Mozart, MendleSohn, Spohr, Hummel and others,
relieved by lighter compositions, will be pro-
duced with the greatest possible effect, both 10
the Orchestral and Vocal departments
The plan Of admission will be the same as that
adopted by the Academy of Music in London viz:
by subscription only, the terms OF which will be
s. for the fOnr Concerts, emitting the subscriber
70 three tickets OF admission TO each Concert.
Subscribers names may be Immediately received
At the bookstore of MeSsrs. Taylor Il Maury; at
he Piano store Of Mr.. Davis and at the Music
Stores Of Messrs Hilbus and Zantzinger also al the
Academy of Music. corner Ninth and ID streets
(Open daily from 10 till g. &C 15-f
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NOTES


No pay will be made for trips not performed,
and for each OF such omissions not satisfac
explained three times the pay Of the trip will be
deducted. For arrivals far behind time as to
break connexion with depending malls, and not
sufficiently excused, one fourth Of the compensa-
ton for the trip is subject to forfeiture Fines
Will be imposed unless the delinquency be
promptly and satisfactorily explained by certia-
Gates Of postmasters the afdavts OF other cred
liable persons, for neglecting to take the mail
from or into post office; for suffering IL to be in
jured, destroyed, robbed or lost and Tor refusing
after demand, to convey the mail as frequently as
the contractor ruRs, or Is concerned in running
vehicles on the route The Postmaster General
may annul the contract for repeated failures to run
a9reeabiy to contract for disobeying the post Of
fee laws or instructions Of the department or for
assigning the contract without the assent Of the
Postmaster General. The Postmaster General
may alter the schedule. He may also order an
increase Of service the route by allowing there
for pro rata increase Of the contract pay. He
may also curtail or discontinue the service in
whole or in part, at pro rata decrease of pay # he
allow one months extra compensation on the
amount Of service dispensed with The bids
should be addressed to the Second Assistant Post
master General, superseded " Mail Proposals
for kentucky" The contracts to be executed and
returned to the department by or before the LIST
Of April, 1856. For further particulars as to con
ditions TO be incorporated in the contracts bidders
may see pamphlet advertisement for conveying
mails in Kentucky, Tennessee, Missouri, and
Iowa, OF 1851. JAMES CAMPBELL,
dec S2-laWlW Postmaster General.
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mo. SOL

NO. Oily.
Notice Of tie dtScORttnalancs of the U,sited
States land office at VandaLtG, in tie State
OfUiIROIs
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT, IN
~ pursuance OF law, and In view Of the report Of
the land officers at VANDALIA ILLINOIS the va
can't land In said district is reduced below one
hundred thousand acres, the SECRETARY OF THx
INTERIOR has directed that the land office at
VASDALIA be discontinued, and the lands re-
naming unsOld at the time OF the discontinuance
be made subjectt to sale and entry at SPRINGFIELD,
In said State
Lands remaining unsold and unappropriated
oy law, and subject to private entry at the land
ONCE now discontinued will cease to be subject
TO entry at said Office from date of the receipt of
notice to that effect by the register and receiver
thereof; and the land officers at 81 RISGFIRLD will
give public notice Of the day on which they will
be prepared TO receive applications for entries OF
any such lands at their office.
Given under my hand, at the city Of Washing
ton, this Sth day OF December, A. ID. 1855
THOS. A. HENDRICKS,
Commissioner Of the General Land OfHce
dec 11-1aw6w
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mo. 5iS.l

No. 5iS.l
Notice of the location of tie tao land Offices
Gnd the Office Of tie Surveyor General an
Kansas and Nebraska Territories.
DE 1T KNOWN, THAT, IN PURSUANCE
ID Of the 18th section Of the act approved 22d
July, 1854, creating two new land offices for the
Territories Of Kansas and Nebraska and Of the
first section Of the same act establishing the Office
Of surveyor general for said Territories the office
for the "OMAHA DISTRICT has been located at
OMAHA CITY, the seat OF government Of Nebraska
Territory; and the office for the tPAwNRR DIS.
TRIcT,' and OF the SURVEYOR GENERAL, at GLE
COMPTON" the seat Of government Of Kansas
Territory.
Given under my hand, at the city Of Washing
ton, this twenty-sixth day Of November, A. b.
1885.
By order Of the President:
THOS. A. HENDRICKS,
Commissioner OF the General Land Once.
nov 29-law6w
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VENINGSTAR,
SEVER MIND THE MIrrEN JoEp

'EEVER MIND THE MITTEN, JOE"
Look mp, dear Joe, with brow Of brass,
Eorget that gtddy flirting lass,
And let her transient image pass
though sorely fancy smitten, Joe.
There's good ash in the deep, broad sea.
Sporting there bright, fair and free,
ana one, TOW, thine own might be
SO never mind the mitten, Joe
Forget that girls ensnariug glance
she SKINS right prettily the dance;
Her vain, proud airs and dress, perchance
10 halls Of mirth are fitting, Joe.
But mark my words-with such a wife
lied TO thy hand and purse for life,
Tny black and blue DAYS must be rife
80 never mind the mittep, joe
! Know ne-shs never wore
Upon her fingers golden ORE
Embracing pearls and gems a score:
(Mayhsp thou'lt think I'm twitting, Joe
She's rarely at amusement seen;
In simple robes. with modest mieh,
And face and form like beauty's Queen
She never gave the mitten, Joe
For why!n she meier with frothy arts
Raised idle flames in silly hearts,
Then Toasted on the diving smarts
offools so quickly bitten, Joe.
oh woo her like man Of sense,
Secure such worth and innocence
Forget that tinseled Hits offence,
ana bless her Tor the mitten, Joe