Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1856-05-02


of red FfenehnAn, born in the pals Of the TOOezs
the Is Of March, 1856.
Take home this lesson-it is such
As turns life's darkness into light;
Obi we can never love too much
" II we only LOVE ALRIGHT.
We open the hearts of others when we
open our OaOn ~
Were it not for the tears that fill our
eyes, what an ocean would food our hearts,
What men want is not talent it is pur-
pose, in other words not the power to
achieve but the will to labor.
The time is rapidly coming when all
men will see that the characters, which have
been most highly esteemed among men,
have been sheer nuisance in tho Divine
estimation.-James Henry.
A father wishing to dissuade his daugh-
ter from the thoughts of natrimony, Quoted
the word: "She who marries doeth well;
but she who marries not doeth better."-
The daughter meekly replied: "Father,
am content to do well; let those do better
who can"
A learned young lady one evening lately,
astonished company by asking for the loan
of ''diminutive argenteous, truneated cone,
convex on its summit and semiperforated
with symmetrical indentationsr She want
cd thimble.
Astronomers say that if cannon-ball
were fired from the Earth to Saturn, il
would be $50 years getting there. In that
event, Professor John Phoenix thinks the
people Of Saturn would have ample time to
dodge the shot
He who goes to bed in anger, has the
devil for his bedfellow. A wag desires us
to say that he knows a married man, who,
though he goes to bed meek and gentle as
lamb, is in the same predicament.
The Batavia N. " Advocate notices a
very remarkable COW, owned by Hiram
Wood of that town. She is red devon,
s years old this spring, and has had l 8
calves. In 1854 she had two calves at a
birth, last year she had four, and this
spring three-all full grown and well
formed.
WHAT MANA fellow by the name
of Nathan Brown is now in the jail at
Butler county under charge of having
nine living aUiVes. Poor fellow! what a
time he must have had!
The Chicago Democrat gives an account
of the recovery of $4,000 worth of gold
watches, which were hid in manure heap
in that city. A man named Hickox had
stolen them.
Pulpernickel says that woman's heart
is the 'most sweetest thing in the world; in
fact a perfect honey comb-full of sells
Beware.
Gov. Chase has appointed Col. S. D.
Harris, editor of the Ohio Cuztivator, Ad-
jutant Gen. of the Ohio Militia.
The Buffalo Express has the following
Commercial intelligence The fever is
running high among the boys for kites, and
the price paid, ranges from one to six cents.
1t does not appear to be a cash business
either for we have noticed a good deal of
barter going on between seller and buyer,
such as knife, comb, a jews harp and a
willow whistle being occasionally offered in
trade for kite. Happy days these for kite
flyers"
The inkstand used by the plenipotentia-
ries was specially manufactured for the pur-
pose. 1t is a splendid work of art, in the
style of the first empire, and the cost is es-
timated at 1000 francs.-English paper.
The inkstand used by Jefferson in writing
the Declaration of Independence did not
cost one franc, and the writing will stand
long after the Paris Treaty has been bur
ried in the rubbish of fallen despotisms.-
" =. Sun.
AN INTERESTING SroRY.-'Shon, mine
Shon, said worthy German father to his
heir of ten years, whom be had overheard
using profane language. 'Shon, mine Shon
come here, and | viii dell you Won little
stories. Now, mine Shon, shall it pc
drHe story or makes believer
'oh, true story of courser answered
John.
Ferry veil den. Dere vas once a goot
nice oldt shentleman, shoost like me, andt
he had Won dirty fiddle poy, shoost like you.
Andt Won day he heard him swhearing like
a young fillian, as he vas. So he went to
der wrinkle (corner) and took out cow
hides, shoost as 1 am toing now, and he
took der dirty iddle plack guard py de col
lar, dis way, you seel and wolloped him,
shoost so! And den, my tear Shon, he
bull his ears, dis way, and smack his face,
dat way, and dell him to 90 mitout his sup
per, shoost as you viii do this efening.'
Mr.. SN1PE's L1rANY.-From doctors pills,
and western chills, and tailor's bills and
other ills, deliver us.
For want of gold, and wives that scold,
and butter old, deliver US.
From stinging flies, and greenish eyes
bakers pies, tickle ties, and gaudy dies, de-
liver us.
From bearded females, and strong min
led women, (this don't jingle female lee
lures, and other masculine women, deliver
is.
From cresking doors, wifes that snores,
boreS. deliver u.s.