Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1856-04-10
Extraordinary Imposturo Exploded.
AN IMPORTANT QUESTION sErrLrp.

AN IMPORTANT QUESTION SETTLED.
lnnumernble efforts have been made by
muthemnt icians to square the circle. II is
now admitted by rational men that no such
thing is possible. A question of the same
sort, nearly, is often propoundcd which, for
the moment, may puzzle man Of slow wit,
but which is eventually seen to be incapable
OF solution likewise. 1t is this. Whst
would be the consequence of all irresistible
body coming in contact with an immoveable
one! Very little consideration is required to
enable one to discern that this is a contradic-
tion in terms. The closest approximation to
a categorul anower that we ever heard of has
been given by an eminent pathologist, Pro-
lessor HoLLowAv,w who has proved beyond''all
questions that his extraordinary Pills and
| Ointment are irresistible in their effects on
diseases which, under every other treatment
were absolutely immoveable. This is no
empty boast. 1t is true We court disproof.
His medicines, we say, are the greatest RENE.
dial agents that scientific genius ever invent
ed, "Pshaw," some contemplate profess
siohal startling, or disappointed ,charlafan
ilay excaim, "what is it all but duackery!"
Ignorant, or unthinking people may be found
to re-echo the charge But stop, friends
You do not bear in mind that this very cry OF
"quack.quack-quackery," which is as ire.
quenty raised agains: the true thing as the
false, savors itself Of the greatest quackery.-
Besider an imposition cannot last forever-
1t HoLLowAY'5 Medicines are an inlpos,ure
they are the most gigantic one that ever dar-
kened civilization. Ifthey are an impos,ure
they have effected more good to humanity
than thousands of ostentatiously benevolent
velties. Iftbey are an impostute no other
imposture has ever originated like them, for
they are the result of the most profound ply
sological investigation and pathological skill.
If they are an mposture than it is an impos-
ture which the world has been thankful for.
The most eminent medical men Of the age
have testified to their unparalleled effects as
sanative agents. Princes and Potentates
have borne voluntary testimony of their vr-
tues. Mobiles os natures making Gas well as
mobiles of mans making) have alike acknow-
lodged in terms of deserved eulogy their ex-
traordinary powers. There is scarcely a
newspaper throughout the world, which has
not willingly mad e itself the medium of COM
municating 70 the public the astounding cures
which these Medicines have effected. In our
country they have attained to a patronage,
the extent of which is perhaps without prece-
dent when the comparatively brief period of
their introduction is taken into account
! Professor HOLLOWAY can produce almost
countless numbers of written acknowledge
ments (for'every cline and in every lauguage)
of their efficacy, forwarded to him unasked.
Who then is the imposter! Let us state a
few facts of greater interest.
I 1t is Of paramount Importance to preserve
the blood in healthy condition, because the
blood, is the vital fluid, that is the principal
of life, and when it is effected the whole Or
ganization is effected likewise. HoLLowAYs
Pills clear the blood of all impurities and in
duce healthy condition Of body. His Oint-
ment acts in harmony with the Pills, when 1t
islapplie1 to external sores. Both invariably
lead TO this result. Mems Sana an corporel
sano, "a sound mind ina sound body. y."-Sun.
day Courier.