The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1856-06-04

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sez he, now fairly squallin with passion,
while his sisthe- set up a loud phillaloo,
bekase, l suppose, she d found out her
mistake. @
"Sez me fellow-passenger, sez I, nivr
lettin' an like, an givin the horses anoth-
er cut av the whip, "whin he got very
say-sick, sez he, Captain dear, seq he,
stap the ship a little, for / want TO get
out. Dye understand what l name,
Misther Batherumskite seq /.
will We do what I tell ye We infarnil
savige YEP sez he BE the powers NV
pewtherl J | j put We to death this minit,
sez he, smashin the windeys.
Don make judy Nv yelself row.
seq |. Don yc see We We frightened
the horses With yer dampable grayhcrin !?
sez !, 9etllf an l could ut houid thin,
for ,lao.igh, it. nd be betthar 10 dhriye
round four orfve miles to give viry chance
to the people behind me.
Where are We dhriYin to any how?
sez he. "Sure this ism the read to Col
Martins at ALL
To JingIety Cooch, I suppose, sez I.
Il wish yed come out an help me to
hould thin, or lind me the loan nv yer
pistols to shoot thin, for they re goin tar
irible hard now intirely, sez 1.
Il cant get out, man, sez he, AN /
left me pistols behind me-
GLORY be to Heaven for that same
thinks I, feelin' aisier an givin' the hor-
ses a wallop
80, dear! o, dear sez he, Well be
knocked into smithereens!
'1e nivir seen any nv the chariot races
ia anshint times, IL be bound? sez 1,
thryn to dwarf him Q little.
What that ye say?" sez he
'An' [ suppose ye II pretind to acknow-
lidge that ye nivir aitinded the Tubbers.
curry coorse nor the Kildare races in Ire.
Ian sez I.
BE the bones Nv st. DenAis!' sez he,
Il b'lieve yer doin't it on purpose
Yer jokin' now, surely sez l. 'Ye
must have passed for great wit in France
lntirely.
'Ye insultin barbarian ye!' sez he, I'll
have yer liver in the mornin for this
May be ye'd prefer little burgoo, seq
l, 'or bit Nv bul-frog, sez I, wheelin
round homeward at last, an goin' little
aisier; bat be me sowl,' sez |, I've a
great mind to have ye apperhinded for a
cannyhan
Be all the divils in Jericho, sez be, ii
there's any design in this bisness, but I'll
wash me hands to the ilbows in yer hearts
bloodr
'Throth, thin, to the best nv my b'licf
little could wather nd be much more
genteeler to wash in, seen' that its to q
daciHt party nv Christians you're goin,
sez l.. We'll, well, I've had me own
throuble to stap thin horses. sez I, not
to spake Nv the scouldin ye gived me.
'Pon me conscience sez I, i dhrew miny
a gintleman in me time, but nivir wus
so malavogued with abuse in me born days
afore.
An whose fault is it, We divil ye,' SEE
he, whin We wure thryin' to break meseli
du biS Siotucl uCChs. scL uS, tuVt I
pleasanter like, an fndin' / had thurned
round an was goin' aisier.
Break yer necks, is it !? sell. 'Threth
wouldn't break the shell Nv a spidher's
egg in fifty years. But it's all right now,
we're not more nora couple Nv miles from
Col. Martins now, seq L. @ Misthel
Hartleyi Thinks I, af ye haven't her af
afore this, | hope yell die with a sthraH
in yer aloath.
Bat to make a long story short; af,hel
all hands vus got to the Colonels; whiu
Misthress Hartley,-for, ye see, the young.
sters got married an all afore we go,
back, to confiss- am make friend:
| with her oncle an aunt;--whin the oult
lady broke out upon Davis,--for he wa:
there, too-O! there was tarrible rue
tions. l nivir knowed fairly how they
settled it all, excipt that Divil Davis hat
to marry the sisther; but l ondhcssteo(
that the Frinchman wus goin' to shue m,
for forcible larceny, or something Nv tina
natshur; so, to keep cut ny danger, came
to the Floriday wars. j. f. K
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