The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1856-05-22
SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY!
Gllano Amt Anything Compared to it
sUBsoIL FLOWING IS NO USE!
Cotton Seed Perfect Nuisance.
CLOTHING THE ONLY REMEDY!!
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'HNHE indefatigablo District and Village
~ Clothing Man. by close observation and
hard study, has learned several new features in
the art of improving and adorning the Masculine
portion OF the human family. He's been clean
10 ne" ork' took lessons under scientific men.
and has made himself so familiar with all the
beauties duties. liabilities, advantages and re.
spolis'blties OF the human Weather boarding de-
partment' that just ns soon lie lays his eyes on
man, he knows what he lacks-whcther it is
food or raiment. He is just the same to man kind
thnt spring Is to vegetation. Country merchants
would do we'll 10 come in and take few lessons
-charges moderate for single scholar-classcs
taken ut reduced rates.
If it is food and rairnent he tukes him in, COW
ers, weathcr-boards und floors him, and then
sends him over to his friend, ii. s. Kerr or down
to Lo;rax d. Cobb's, where in few minutes
after the patient llns realized the rcvivnc health
ful influence of the external application, they
will commeuce the inside worl5-ceiling, uthinr,
plhserin" and securing, and then start him home.
And II Is no wonder, after taking some of Lo-
max IL Cobbs ii. S. kcrr's in'urd filIur
(Which Is substantial, no liquid) then allowing
i.ioNs to give them what's called the surface
p"i>i' that mems wives don't know them when
they go home; the little boys and girls run and
hide. thinking some city folks had come to their
pa S houses young ladies' commence fixing up to
entertain their new beaux, and Young men brush
nice looking strangers.
A few men of rather ordinary appearance,
who have thrown themselves entirely into Ly-
oNs hands, know the advantages TO be derived
from u suit of his Clothes; it has married them
into rich families, gwen them standing far be.
yond their expectations, and been tho means of
pitching them as high up as phifty phour phorty
Ill the scale Of uppertcn,lom respectability.
There arc now in the city Of AbLevc S
Churches, Academies, l Singing School, n
great many Dry Goods Stores, 2 Printing Offices,
: Wholesale Grocery Houses. JcweilcTs' Estnb
lishmen,s IL Thcspian Corps, Masonic and Odd
Fellows Lodge, Dancing Glass, Ilippodromc, 9
Carriage and iiuegy hiunuiactories, j iio,.is.
several boarding Houses, Dug Store, Gin
Factory, and Steam Saw Mill Harness. and
several Boot and Shoe Shops Tin Manufaetory
3 TaiIors Establishments, Cabinet, Carpenters'
and p .rssmill,s' Shops, 3 Refreslmenl saloon.
and Livery Stables, and it will not do for n
gentleman to make II bad appearance Mt nny of
these places; it Injuries their business I.YoNs
keeps Clothing suitable for all the above named
places, nv"cations and occupations, and because
he has big trade and large Stock, he don't in
tend to ask prices that are unreasonable
l.i"N:i stock of I.eghorn and Straw Hats, is
complete. lie keeps fine Pocket Knives, Ru-
z"rs, Oil and Fluid Lamps, Fiddlrs, Fiddle
Strings and Fiddle Rosin manufactured express
ly for his trade Flutes, Patent Door Fasteners,
Interest Tables, the most convenient thing of the
kind now in use--cv"ry body ought to have one
-IankcrS' Gases, Bill Books, Pocket and Mem
orandum BooHs, Envelopes, Letter Paper, the
largest stock ever brought to this markct-Ncw
Workers complain Of n scarcity since VIC pur-
ehasrt:-Strel Pens, SO many that there is m
anticipated advance on steel, Port Monnaics
enough to hide all the money in the District,
Combs, Hair brushes. Nail and Tooth Brushes
enough to open Il wholcsal. brush and comb
house, and il Cedar Pencils ,isr, LYONS has got
'cm, surc-a whole case of BIncking, Needles,
any quantity, and low hy retail, Tricopherous
tracts and sweet smelling stuff, Needle and
Thi'"ble Cases. Lanterns, Buggy Whips, Valises.
two or three Horses, and so many other things
that it would take lis whole day to look them
up and name them over. oil Of which are ready
for inspection and sale, at the Corner Store in
the Marshall House.
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