Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1853-1862, 1856-10-07
PROSPECTUS OF
A new Story ON an old
Subject.

FNHE AUTHOR in presenting the following work to th
il public not but zeal that be has an arduous tax
perform in catering the public taste and has some"bs
dirressed from the established rules and customs OF au
thors BY taking up subject which, if carefully Persuea
and tbs advice herein contained followed, the amoon
the suthor will be grathed to its utmost extent ana tn
object of this work n have been attained VIZ 10 Pu
money in ny pocket and 10 give TO the careful ana
gent reader literary treat through the agency ol tne
live organs II might perhaps be necessary 70 sae tna
the most of the manuscripts from which TINS tde was
founded was taken from old dress pocket ,guhu ~
snd hand Clothing Store few weeks since IA
by the author and originally owned by Ihe
Es ToopLEs at once conveying the mind OF the reader
that bargain may be expected. Hoping tne kino ana
induge1 public will excuse any anu G
aronSin1 eye upon my humble EFFORTS 70 piosure lor
them Ist chests of Imperial and Black Teas the hnest
ever brought this market and put up IN sucn shape
that every one can il for themselves STILL keeping in
vevv thai phanhropic principle which sctEated me to
purchase Of the importers choice selection OF Mocha Old
Gov Java and Baltimore Rio COfees must not digress
SO far from nv subject to forget that also land IN
bountful supply Of Bakers Broma and French Chocolate
an excellent morning drink for reader in these
troublous political times. In compiling The forthcoming
work shall 9l0te pretty extensively the merits OF
Fe Fig" The following extract taken from the 'bung
leown Fassett will convey some idea Of the attention paid
to that valuable insect
I'VE take great pleasure in announcing that ceebrat
ed author from of the Western States is now 10 our
city collecting specimens for forthcoming WORK, upon
which be is engaged We notice large invoice Oh tne
genuine EeidsicE Chdnspqyne Together with o iui
assortment of choice Wines and Liquors, among Wnicn
the Justly celebrated Tchernay Brandy all ot Whlcn the
liberal author intends TO treat his many readers W OF as
many Of them who have the magnamity to pay orit we
wish the author success to his new work, "cn Is Oe
called " Re Ffy."
AS the author feels incompetent to proceed in that
Fgoary style with writers ofthe present DAY,
he bess that in its proper place IN the Work ne VIII
serve up 800 bags Of that indispensable article IN @ 90
and 100 H. bags thereby leaving it at the option OF the
readers to Fo1r their TASTE For tear and what
author is without III that this stupendou enterprise might
erd in szaeks the suthor has carefully laid In large
and choice collection of Se9rs, which Will give eacn
reader opportunity of sustaining the author by giving
him "gaf" and furthermore in order to vefylty the
oPoTerb Of where there is SO much smoke mere mus De
some fire. the compiler Of these valuable manuscripts has
added heavy stock Of Matches" As another digres
sion, for which beg pardon of all authors who sP'ce
their concoctions with brilliant showers OF Wit and humor
/ have emploTed z substitute which cannot but believe
is Of substantial nature VIZ choice assortment
Of AStegS, Ginger, Cinnamon, C9OUcs, EeRe ERg51sh
and KeHtucky Nuards, Aspics, PePPs, ground and un
ground, CItsDs of different varieties, WoTcscrst3rs
John Ball and Hdr0ey Sauces and IN the place OF sweet
enng the beautiful passages which will occur from
us 70 ue El.n @ ,sg'1 ts Z sya Huu Ios
ployed the powerful argument OF Pos0deref, Crush
Cd Loaf Clarified and Granulated, and different degrees
of Brozrn Sugars combined with the liquid streams
of Re5oiIed Su0ay House and Plantation AolaSsss and
the bright and flowing Golden Syrup. How beautiful in.
dugen reader does Pope Guyer he author does not
distinctly Temember) express himself IN the following
How doth the little busy Bee
Improve each shining hour
And gather HOney---l here beg leave to
say that order fully carry out the otects Of this
same work have provided myself with large stock OF
honey the author above speaks Of winch VIII be used IN
It's natural state or strained" to suit tue taste of the
reader as stfaiRRg rs too common error among au-
1hors which too very often places them ia position
where they compelled to make 'SdlSe. have IN
order if possible to avoid that unpleasant predcsment
taken the precauOn TO provide large supply OF Preston
& Merrils Kdst POOd rs, whose raising qualities my
numerous readers have probably formed some opinion
As bright and shining light intend this work to
De- shall substitute the agency of Star, Adl1dRtlHe,
Sperm and lat0sO Candles and to "etelgSs the mind
III and
Bar Soap which together with Wash B0urdS, Tubs,
Buckets, BrooHs and Scrub Brushes, L have procured
abundant supply As ills time honored cussm with
compiIers of great works 10 first pOS Tie udeySdRdiHg
Of their readers take pleasure in Stating that shall for
this uuTpose bring into requistion full supply oil
SEg" and lOs Brushes and in order that the reader
may more fully appreciate the sweet and choice selections
above mentioned shall preface each chapter with ull
description of different varieties of Pickles, Gross
Bsckwe's Ch0aO Chou and PiccalS, GsrktsS prepared
H0rss Radish and pure CId1 Vinegar, for as wise man
said every sweet has its sour something TO thai
effect As this work will undoubtedly, fall IN the hands
Of great many highly educated persons who Will look
tor the more dgpibed or stiff" portions of the work
shall introduce heavy stock of Cogdts F6reS PeaTt
Starch whose stiffsning qualities none can say ought
against and another class CT readers who are too easily
guled by large class Of NlIy" mouthed authors, and
are never willing to acknowledge the Corn" shall be
amply supplied with extracts from large BIN oil corn
Neal, Rye MAJ or aH6Oted -Four. As the forthcoming
work will be attended with enormous expense owing TO
the sudden advance of Taxes he Of which has never
been fully ssceraned the author is compelled TO fOego
the publication until certain amount OF subscribers are
obtained he amount Of subscribers limited to 1000 but
specimens Of the promised literary hash be seen al his
Studio No 80 Market street. every day. and iul lnsuc
tons given those who will purchase the ngred ents and
are desrous Of embarkiug upon that Tempest tossed
ocean, an authors life.
forgot mention that all such old fogy authors as
Loche and Bacon" will be ignored and ceTr SIDES,
Country and Sugar cured HaDs Shoulders, dc, will be
Instituted l0R also Sdte that that Pony will still
in capacity OF assistant editor the SOhes Of
lis ears not being sufficient to pronounce him Ineligible
sept26-lm Yours Truly ID. G. RUMSkY.
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