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rent sought the offender no was surprised
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doubie You told me 10 prepare for log
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tsnanes relaxed. as did also tho muscles Of
the hand which grssped the whirl aud John
Got e6 for once with . gentle ndmenition
Kr0RiEsTII Wrr As . woman vas
walking. man looked at and followed her.
why said sho. do you follox NE q
Because ] have fallen in love With YOU
why so 2 my sister. who Is coming after,
10 mach hsndsomer than I-go aud make
love 10 her,
The man turned his back and saw a vo.
man with an Ugly face and being really
much displeasea, returned and said
'WhJ did You tell mo an untru,h =
The woman answered. Neither did vou
tell ths truth, for IL You were in leve with
me, Why did you look for another woman y
n'why have you volunteered q said a
rather eareworn, ncsly enrolled volunteer,
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her hes m.ny shiidrsn she hal The MO
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t's' sbe meas'es got among tne ehilsrcB
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ssass soseh vas amused By constant ire
81 uords KEEP: up besvssR tsO ladies Dee
Il Lass kindly isqairsd il the eoaversstion
ID zoe make his head ache, to which be &c.
piled.
ne, SasamS have Leen married twenty
eight years.
Pap, planted some po'asoes IN our gar
eep,' said enc Of the smart youths Of this
generation 70 bis father, and what do you
thiHk es@s sp5
Way, potatoes, Of epur,o'
NE, air go There came up q drove Of
hegs, aud sas them al
The old man gin 10
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nsties sisSaBP What Il staple Division
Please siF,t knos Breaking Bob
smlis's cake asd eating bali yoatself
'Right What is compound diyisionF
Hooking ths sholo q Bob simth's estc
ant aiyidiag - between yourself aud broth.
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pises q eisan Hsifr 40 soap
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ths lsr,e % aga