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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-12-27
w EquQli2r the Circulation.
Regulate The System.- -G-
CHAPTER |.

Equalizng the Circulation-the true method
of preventing the establishment OF Disease
Regulation the only means Of purifying the
blood aud restoring the sick to health-quick
efficacy of Railways Ready Relief and Rad
ways Regulators, in curing the patient of
Coughs, Congestions, Rheumatism, Penumo-
MIA, Sore Throat, lnfammations, Fever and
Ague, Bilious Remittent and Intermittent
Scarlet Typhus, Chagres, and all Contagious
b.. and Non contagious feyers.
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AGEN 7 s .

Wm. II PEARE, Sun Iron Buildings, Balti-
more; GEORGE A. CRoFUT, Successor to Lay x
Brother, 73 south 4th street, above Walnut
Philadelphia V. B PALMER, Tribune Build
ings, New York.
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ROLLS cuREpBYR.R. REsoLvENr.

= LIMA, INDIANA, DEC. II, IO0J'
Messrs. Radway s. Co., Chemists n: y
Send me two dozen of r. r. Resolvent. have
been sorely afflicted with boils. | have been
tormented with these disagreeable eXcrescenses
for more than two years. tried all KINDS OF
medicines without effect. commenced the
Resolvent One bottle Of it cured me entirety
have since recommended ii 10 others.
Yours, truly, Il Z. Whl0hi l.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-12-27
INSTRUMENTATION.

How the r. r. R. Remedies raised Mrs Sa-
rah A. Hough froma crippled and help hess
condition, TO sound health, after the 3al of
four of the most learned physicians ie New
York had failed to relieve her, Drs. Parker,
Reese, Wardle and Maclelan.
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RadMaV " Co ,

l62 FUltON SlTefE, .Nelc IOfH.
IL Sold by E. c. Hiiliams aud Charles
Harper, .>hepherdstown, and Druggists, Mer-
chants, and Storekeepers everywhere.
February ,, 1856. lily
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-12-27

WIDow's w KANsAs.-The following
interesting sketch is from private letter
! Of a Georgian emigranl, 10 The Savannah
Republican
"But there is another interesting sub
iect ont here, and that is tcoman.
would not, for the world, say anything
against the dear creatures that's not strict
~ true and when say that one-fourlh
Of The women are grass widows, II IS
so. Here is btof romance in real life:
a young gentleman (call him A. from
South Carolina, got acquainted with
Miss" B., IA grass-widow, with two
husbands llving,) fell in love, and they
were engaged TO be married. Business
calls him away, and in the meantime c.,
gets acquainted, falls in love, and is enga-
ged to As betrothed, and shortly after
wards they are married. Or the day af-
ter the marriage, A., returns, but takes
things very coolly. At the end Of three
weeks C.'s bride elopes with A, leaving
c., in the lurch. A letter informs me
that she is again married, and enjoying
her fifth honeymoon, and all FIVE hus-
bands living"
TAKING THE CENsUs.-The following
colloquy took place between tie census
marshall and native Of Germany
"Who lives here -
"Yaw."
"Whars your name -
"Sharmany on the Rhine. "
whats your fathers name p
"Nix for stah."
when did you arrive in Albany ?
"Mit steamboat
"Goi any children ?
"Yaw-iwo barrels nit kroui.'
How long have you resided in this
house p
1.-Two rooms and der basement.
"Who owns the building ?
II pay nothing. Hans pay the same
twice a month
"Where did you live last year ?
"Across the red store as YOU come up
nj der market in your right hand permit
der pump val Pelong TO der blacksmit
shop
A boarder al oBe oil the hotels was re-
Gently observed 10 shed tears wbeus ihe
cheese was passed. Upon being asked
the cause of this sgilation, he efeplied, ilat
the cheese was very knowing sighlr'
g. A bright child asked It's mofheE. where
The should go when he dietf. - TO heaven
| trust, SAID the mother. Shah have
anything 10 cal there p Yes, love, YOU
will be ted with lie bread of life.' We'll
| hope they'll put lots Of butter on 1t,
concluded the youngsler.
The arms Of pretty girl. wound light
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-12-27

The population Of Cuba is estimated
II l,446, ,662 souls.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-12-27

IN ERlNOES, to close, a, only 37d
vi cents. la SCHLOSS.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-12-27

A good story is told Of tall, raw boned
fellow, who went into market house al
Boston-perhaps the Quincy-and see
ing large hog on exhibition, was might
| lily struck with it.
81 swear, SAID he, "that's great hog.
| swear l never saw a finer looking one in
my life. / swear ! what short legs he's
got. Iswear-"
Look here. FRIEND" said little dry
looking individual, trotting up, "yod
mustn't swear so."
81 swear | should like to know why!
said the hard swearer, with an omInous
look.
Because" said the little man, "swra-
ring is agin the law, and shall have TO
commi, you !' drawing himself up.
"Are you justice of the peace ! In
quired the swearer. q
"Yes sir" was the reply.
"Well, swear" said tic Proiane one,
81 am more astonished al that than | was
about the hog - =
FLArrERY.-.You Aatlrr me, said q
thin exquisite The oiher day, TO Young
lady who was praising the beauty of his
moustache$
"For heaven sake, ma'am," inierpOsed
an old skipper, "don't make that monkey
IL h.
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4 NEW supply of MackereIj just receiv-
"A ed and for sale by
Sept q Rsntch e. Sfonebrakef
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A boarder al oGe oil the hotels was re-
Gently observed Ia shed tears wbetis ihe
cheese was passed. Upon being asked
the cause of this agitation, heirePIied, Thai
the cheese was very ':Inoylng sIghlr'
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-12-27
II. II. II.
IMPORTANT REVELATIONS.
A Great PHYSICAL Law,

a Great Physical Law,
Possessing the most important influence
over the health of the body has been
entirely overlooked and neglec-
ted by the Medical Faculty.
Wonderful power of the R. r. r. Rene
dies in keeping the body healthy
and free from Pain.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-12-27

Good jokes, like Old maids, rarely die.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1856-12-27

A musical Box--A tea chest with eight
hungry pigs IN IT,.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1856-05-07

Gen. Lane of KanZas, in his recent
speech before the Indiana Peoples Conven-
ton, said there were more settlers in Kanzas
from theState of Indiana, than from any 9TH
er State in the Union than from New
York, Massachusetts, and all the other New
England States combined. OF the eighty
members composing the present Legislature of
Kanzas, thirty four came from Indiana. Col
Lane states the population Of Kanzas as being
10000.
The physicians of Allegan, Michigan,
pledge themselves not to attend patient an
less the physician previously in attendance
shall have been "regularly discharged, and
satisfactorily compensated for his attendance"
And in case the patient refuses to settle his
back scores, they decline to attend him alto
gether. 1t is thought that the health of ALE.
gan win improve rapidly.
A gentleman Of Louisville, Ky, about
year ago, set at liberty II miles from the
town, couple of partridges, which he had
kept and fed for six months. During the in
tense cold of the past winter the sagacious
birds, driven by the pangs of hunger and
cold, returned to the dwelling Of their former
master, and raped al his window, as if for
shelter and food. Of course they were pro-
vided for, and are now habiues of his grounds.
Although partrdges have some affinity with
the domestic fowl, it has generally been con-
sidered impossible to domesticate them
Louisville, Ky, with all the advanta-
ges of Cincinnati save that of Free Soil, is
fading away,under the blight OF a slave coun-
try. There are ffty-iv vacant tenements in
Main street alone; and The merchants, alarm.
ed at the exposure OF nakedness made by the
newspapers, have ZELDA meeting, and formal
ly requested the newspapers to discontinue
the discussion Of the prosperity ofthat city.
Nine years ago, man died of dropsy.
and was buried in Middlesex, Vt, and il be.
ing desirable to remove the corpse to Pom.
fret recently, the body was dsinterred and
found TO have become perfect stone, as hard as
marble, and not in the least altered from the
appearance Of the man at his death. The
corpse weighed 558 pounds. What is more
remark able, the body Of girl buried at his
side was wholly consumed, only few OF the
bones remaining.
On Saturday afternoon, three boys,
named Hayns, Gould, and White, had diff
hculty IN Charlestown in the course Of which
White was 30 severely beaten by the others,
that his recovery was yesterday considered
doubtful. Hayns and Gould are about four
teen years Of ago, aud White is only about
eight.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1856-05-07

U. 5. SENAToR.-A writer in the Advertiser,
in giving an account of the intrigue which
was instituted in our Legislature, to- slect
Gov. Gardner to the U. S. Senate in an e.
gal manner, before the usual time Of electing,
says:
sit was found that very large portion. if
not majority, of the rank and file, refused,
in the first place, to lend their sanction to any
election at ALL and secondly, to the horror of
their leaders, declared that, if driven to a vote
by the force of numbers, they should exercise
the liberty Of searching for candidate outside
of the ranks of the order
1t was also ascertained on canvassing, the
members Of the House, that of the 329 MEM
bers, althoughthe American party had clear
majority of IL, that there were about 90 ia
vorable TO the re election of Mr.. Sumner, 90
who would be willing to vote for Mr. Clifford,
or for some man representing his principles, 25
friendly 70 Mr.. Hallett or Mr.. Greene, while
there were only about fifty who were in favor
of eleyating his Excellency the Governor /;
even the Speaker Of the House having nearl '
or quite forty devoted friends, and the remain.
ing "a being divided on various persons. And
while this remarkable result was presented in
the House, it was more readily determined in
the Senate, where the American party had
three fourths Of all the members, there were
very few indeed who would even seriously
consider the subject Of an election during
this session."
No great reliance can be placed upon this
classification rs 10 the preference of the mem
bers. The only thing certain is that, if an
election had been gone into, Gov. Gardner
would have been in a neagre minority.
ton Telegraph.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1856-05-07
LOCAL NEWS.
Board Of Mayor and Aldermen.


MONDAY EVENING, May D.
Petitions Of E. NJ Stockwell, Sylvanus Brown,
and S. B. Dudley, to run hackney carriages
Granted.
Petition of J. P. Kettell and Others, to have
certain Instructions on Thomas Street removed
Referred to Commissioner of Highways, with
instructions.
Petition of Lanergan, Sanford, and Fiske, for
extension of license. Granted
Petition of j. P Kettell and Others, to have
bounds of MIL Brook from School Street to TEN
ple Street, located. The usual order of notice
was issued.
The Mayor read letter from Hon. Edward
Everett accepting the invitation to give his ora
ton on Washington in this city, on Tuesday,
May 18th.
Aldermen Stone and Foster. Joined by Common
Councilmen Freeland, Stone and Gould, were
appointed the Committee to make arrangements
for the same.
The papers on the May Street petition were
taken. up, and Aldermen Lincoln, Stone, and
Prentss were appointed Committee to draft a
decree, laying out said Street.
A communication from the Overseers of the
Poor, asking for an appropriation of $500, to re-
move the barn, and furnish portion of the house,
with an accompanying order, adopted and
sent down.
The Mayor and President of the Common
Council were added to the Committee on cele-
brating the Fourth of July.
An order was adopted, authorizing the Board
of Engineers to furnish new hose carriage and
800 feet of new hose.
NJ. B. Green, James Green, P. B. Mignault,
and VIM. Bush made their liquor report for the
last month. Referred, together with rules
and regulations. to Special Committee.
Committee on Claims reported in favor o
allowing claim of DR.. Whitcomb, for vaccnat,
ing.
On order was adopted, paying the Assessors of
last year Sl20 for statistical information in rela-
ton to certain branches Of industry.
The Committee on Water made a report, ac-
companied with two ordinances, one revising the
duties of the Aqueduct Commissioners, and the
other regulating water rates.
Calvin L. Prouty, II. I. Bonney, Parson Cowee,
Marson Eaton, Pliny Holbrook, and Willard
Ward, were drawn as Jurors at Justices Court
before John A. Dana, Esq.
The Board then went into executive session.
and appointed Horace Holman and Chas. w.
Wentworth, City Watchmen.
Adjourned for one week.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1856-05-07

WHAT THE SOLDIERS THINK OF TIA cor.
respondent of the New York Tribune says
the United States soldiers who We're sent to
Lawrence to overawe the Free State mon and
assist Sheriff Jones III making arrests, are all
Free State men. Lieut.. Mcintosh, the com
mander of the detachment, stated before
large crowd, that, never since he was in the
United States service had he been ordered
upon disgraceful mission until now, but
that he must submit to orders. An intelli.
gent man under his command told the writer
that "never before had he 6luShed to be called
United States soldier" What pity that
Gen. Pierce did not himself take command of
this detachment. The honors acquired by
him in Mexico would have been nvaled by
those which he might have gained in this new
feld,-,JouyNnL
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1856-05-07

KANzAs. The Missouri Republican of May
has report of the meeting OF the citizens of
Lawrence, X. T.. growing out of the attempt
to assassinate Sheriff Jones. Speeches were
made by ex- Gov. Reeder and Gov. Robinson.
Mr.. Reeder strongly condemned the attack
upon Sheriff Jones, as an unjusdfable and
atrocious act, and said that if the man who
struck the blow did it to help the Free State
cause, he must have been blind and insane in
his reasonings, and ignorant of the very first
tre IjUstVIUu ana character or Ine rree
State cause. He remarked:
have no sympathy with OF who would
trihe with the lives and property here. We
are not bound to let any man, no matter what
may be the cause of his actions, so to act as
to mar the prospects OF future success. We
hare ta0o Alternatives presented to uS-which
wecannot eyade, if we would--that of stab
bling our oton cause, destroying our o,oa pros
peeps, aid doing violence to our own opinions,
or denoaaciag the author ofthiS act .
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1856-05-07


M. Banelli of Turin has invented a
new electric telegraph by which trains in mo-
tion on a railway are enabled to communicate
with each other, at all rates of velocity, and
at the Geographic stations on the line; while
the latter are, at the same time, able 10 COM
municate with the trains. 1t is added that
M. Banelli is in possession of a system of tele-
| graphic communication by which wires are
entirely dispensed wish.- Boston Post
The Elktown (Ky) Banner says that
the will of L. Leaveli, deceased, one of the
wealthiest citizens of that county, was record
ed on Monday last. After providing for the
emancipation of several of his slaves, he dis
| posed Of the entire residue OF his large estate.
said to be worth at least 500, 900, to three or
four Of them, who, by the provisions of the
will, are to be carried to the city of New York
as soon as practicable.
Edward F. Randolph writes to the
Tntelligeacer, from Iowa, that agrand-daupht.
er of Gen. Nathaniel Greeneis now an inmate
of the House of DIR. Geo. M. Hinkle, of Deca.
tur county, in that state. Her father, John
Neville Greene, left five children, who are
destitute The grandchildren of the man who
was second only to Washington in the SER
vices rendered to his country in the reyolu-
ton, are dependent upon the charity of
strangers for their daily bread.
A little daughter of T. d. Clark.
Esq, of Orange county, N. Y, died on the
llth ult., from the effects of poison taken in
the stomach, by eating stewed apples which
had stood in an earthen jar until impregnated
with The glazing.
We learn from the Boston Post that
the bold fabrication that Gen. Pierce did not
mean TO be elected again if he could, "will
excite the scorn and apprehension OF all hon
orable politicians, however much they may
differ in opinion upon other subjects"
The penny newspaper experiment in
London does not prosper. The proprietor OF
the Evening Neaos has gone into the insolyent
court.
A fellow named Leland married
beautiful and accomplished woman at Frank
lin, n. Y, recently, and kept ingoriousy
drunk thereafter until he died-about two
weeks.
PRooREss.--It is not little singular to
watch the progress Of new idea.
A little time since, and no one thought of
applying the powers Of chemistry to the res.
toration Of health But noto, chemical med
cines are mole popular than any other.
Arnold's Globules and Vital Fluid have
proved their peculiar health giving properties;
and their chemical action and chemical sup-
ply Of the elements Of vitality, strength and
health, have brought them into surprisingly
extensive general use.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1856-05-07

The News FROM KANzAs.-The " Sheriff
Jones " who has been shot at Lawrence, is a
Mlssourian, whose residence is at Westport,
Missouri, where he is postmaster. He has
never removed his residence to Kanzas, where
his only claim to be considered one of the in
habitants is, that he has staked out claim in
some part of the territory, and perhaps en-.
gagged in 6" city lot" speculations at Lecomp-
ton or Atchison. He was elected to the Of
flee of Sheriff by the notorious "Baronial AS
sembly," he being still citizen of Missouri.
Even his friends, in their letters concerning
the late affair at Lawrence, undesignedly let
out the fact that his residence is still at West
port, Mo. In one of these letters, written
from Westport to a pro-slavery paper we find
the following statement: " General Whitfield
sent dispatch, by an express rider, to Col.
Boone, of this place. The latter received it
this morning early, and Immediately left in
hack for Lawrence, with Mrs. Jones, the wife
OF the unfortunate Sheriff" 1t must be ad-
mitted, that if the Baronial Assembly,"
which was entirely the creature of Mlssou-
rians, is to be treated as the Legislature of
Kanzas," and if its infamous edicts are to be
enforced as the local laws Of Kanzas, it is
quite consistent that the Sheriffs and other
agents employ ed in the business, should be
residents of Missouri. This was necessary in
order to give the country complete illus
tration of what Pierce, Douglas, Atchison and
the rest of the slavery propagandists mean by
"Squatter Sovereignty"
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1856-05-07
POLICE Conrt.

I
Before Judge Green-Patrick Murphy, for as
sault and battery on Francis McNulty, was fined
So and costs, and put under SlO0 bonds to keep
the peace.
Michael Hackett, up for disturbing the peace,
was discharged
Bridget Waters, up for assault and battery on
Margaret Sullivan was discharged. W. W. Rice,
Esq, and District Attorney Matthews, for the
government, and H. D. Stone and H. B. Sprague,
Esqs, for the defence.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1856-05-07

RAILROAD ACKNOWLEDGEMENT afternoon,
sonville, was walking on the Western Railroad
track, between the Providence Depot and the
Junction Station, in this city to take the cars at
the latter place, he was met ty theWestern train
coming up. Not being soon enough in getting
out of the way, the engine wheel ran over and
crushed one of his feet, and his head was severe
ly bruised on one side by coming in contact with
engine. He was rendered entirely senseless for
while, but his wounds were dressed by DR.. Jos.
Sargent, and he is represented as now out Of
danger
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1856-05-07
THIRTY-FoURTH CONGRESS.


SENATG.-Mr. Pugh presented the resolu.
ton of the Ohio Legislature in favor of the
admission of Kanzas with the Topeka Con-
stitution.
Mr.. Bayard advocated the adoption of his
substitute for the bill reported by the Naval
Committee, amendatory of the act to promote
the efficiency of the Navy. The substitute
proposes to restore all officers " no have been
placed on the reserve list, and investigate by
Courts OF Inquiry, the capacity and fitness of
all those dropped, who so desire. Adjourned.
HoUsE.-Mr. Clngman asked leave to in
troduce Joint resolution authorising the
President, for the better protection of the per-
sons and property of American citizens, as
secured by existing treaty stipulatons with
reference to the thoroughfares or lines of trav-
ell between the waters Of the Atlantic and
Pacific Oceans, to employ any part of the
land or naval forces of the country that may
be necessary.
Mr.. Stephens was willing to receive the
resolution, but not now to vote on lis passage.
Mr. Jones of Tennessee, understood that
the resolution authorized the President to
take possession of Central America. Laugh
ter. He did not want it now.
Several voices" We do-let's take it %
Mr.. CAM bell of Ohio. said he should like
to amend the resolution, looking to the an
neXatIon OF the British Provinces.
Mr.. Chngman-1 shall make no motion cut
ting off such an amendment.
Mr.. Jones of Tennessee, in order to see the
resolution in print, moved IN adjournment, in
which case the proposition would go over till
next Monday.
After an Intellectual motion for call of the
House, an adjournment was effected, by
vote of 60 to So.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1856-05-07

KANzAs.-The cowardly assassination of
Sheriff Jones at Lawrence is the natural re-
suit of the bad blood that has been excited
by the attempt to enforce t. e laws of a bogus
legislature, which was elected by foreign
votes, and which passed laws not only in
plain contravention to the Constitution of the
United States, but equally opposed to the
great natural rights which lie at the founda-
ton of all free governments. Mr.. Jones was
not, in any true and legal sense, sheriff; but
was sent to Lawrence to II axe arrests for re-
fusal to assist bogus officer in the enforce
ment of bogus law; the object was to irri-
tate the free State men into some violence, and
his success has'been fatal to himself
1t is greatly to be desired that the men who
committed this atrocity should be brought to
Justice and it is much more probable that
they will than that the perpetrators of equal
ly shocking crimes, on the other side, will be
punished; for these men find no sympathy,
while the murderers of the free State men are
protected by the sympathy of their party, and
know that they have only carried out in crimeS
what the general government itself commenc-
ed in -Proyidence Journal.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1856-05-07
IAdyertise ment.l

For the low price of one dollar and ninepence you
buy nice Chaly Barrege style and desirable coors
for one shilling per yard you buy good style and
quality as are sold throughout the city for twenty-five and
thirty cents; you get All WOOL Printed CASHMERE
SHAWL for one dollar and three quaers Silk Mantila
for 81 rs; Cloth Cape for 81 so, pattern. THE
PLACE to obtain the is at BRYANTs, No. 154 Main
Street. where be found mary of the kind
of BARGAINS.