The Panola star. ([Panola] Panola County, Miss.) 1856-1857, 1856-09-10
COMMUNICATIONS
For the Pdnola Star.
LONG CREEK BACHELOR.

Mr.. EDITOR: | have read many
communications from your Long
Greek Bachelor" and | am sure that
one, to read his pieces, would unhesi-
tatingly come to the conclusion that
he intends remaining "a Bachelor. las
| am certain that he will have to do
the very thing which he so much con-
dennis in the ladies, fuse the white
and red .ball) or he can never marry.
What lady that knows him to be the
author OF 80 many cOndemnatory pie
ces of the course pursued by them,
would think of risking her future hap
piness with him ? He would be as
cross as an old bear; a lady could
neither cater nor dress to suit his
taste. Among the number of pieces
| see from his pen, there is nothing in
favor Of the ladies; he condemns all
they do; ne opposes their eating even
a good picked cucumber, sSc. He
must he a smoker of cigars, rs he re-
cOmmends the peculiar manner in
which a lady should hold it. and the
exquisite manner with which she
should puff it. / daresav ifhe was to
see lady using one in any other way
than he has suggested, that he would
condemn her, and in his next conmu-
nication say that she ought not to
smoke.
think he is like some dldibaGhdlers
that 1,hawe seen, got,old and splefuk.
The ladies of Long Greek ought to
try and find him out--or who he is
that delights so much in exposing their
peculiar fancies Watch at the
church, ladies, and when you find him
praying you can tell which is his best
eye----he will have that on You, and
the other on the things of heaven. No
man who can s0,closely scrutinize the
dresses and conduct of ladies can
keep both eyes on heaven at once.
have almost come to the conclusion
that he is hater of the female sex,
as every mark of;his pen clearly ,indi-
Gates an objection to that lovely sex
that all men should adore and re-
greet to add that his last communica-
ton of August, 1866, is extremely
vulgar. / would like to know if
Bachelor intends to set himself up on
Long Greek as the dictator of fashion
If that be this object, | think the good
ladies of that section will object, and
he will not,be able to associate with
him any of the fair ones----without
which his business cannot succeed, as
there are many little privileges about:
it that would too much shock his
modesty. He is too delicate in hi.
notions OF dress TO look upon a naked.
arm, without thinking OF legs; who
before ever thought of such thing /.
who-but him, that has seen many IA
naked arm to the elbow and shoulder,
that did think .0f the ladies' legs
Shame upon a man who could act look
upon a naked arm without thinking be
saw naked leg Monstrous, in this
day of elegant dress, that lady can
not,be permitted to wear a dow neck
dress, but the idea must be associated
with the Indian or savage breech-
cloth. What an idea for a decent
man----that the dress had as we'll be
abandoned, and the savage simplicity
of a breech- cloth instituted; this man
Bachelor must have been born with a
linen shirt on----he seems to be very
nice man indeed. expect the first
thing they gave the darling babe, up
on his advent into this world, was q
lump. of sugar, or a mouthful of mo-
lasses, or he would not have had such
an aversion to sour things----or to
condemn ladies for eating pickles.
LOVER OF LADIES.
Belmont, Miss Sept, 1856.