Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1856-11-14
Volume II.---No. Is.
CAMP MEETING TALK.

: meeting, and gives the following amusing
account of the disjointed conversation he
, heard there:
Preaching had not begun, and prone.
nadlng was in progress. We took con.
venient stand, and tried to catch the re-
marks ofthe various couples, as they went
slowly by us.
" Yes, indeed" 1.-TWO girls talking, of
coursc,) "and my brother Tom says
that Henry Soker brags about the many
times he has kissed her right in the
mouth. and she never slaps him at all
when nobody is by, and I'm sure | should
die if people was to talk of me as they do
about her.
:" Corn is up again, you know, and I
shall make at least six hundred barrels
if make peck, and consequently
" What spectacle this is, to be swan,
Chaw, All wondah if these people
dem'd poorly gul, amt she-build theyah
own tents owa hiwah men to do it fowah
'em. Must be agweat boah to-
Be married in six weeks from last
Tuesday. I heard ma, talking about it,
but you musn't mention it for the world.
1t is great secret"
Really now, and she's as ugly as
=" The finest SOW you ever saw, sir.
Pure Berkshire, and has nine spleifdid
pigs. 1t was the best trade | ever made,
and | wouldn't take thirty dollars for
" Scollopped petticoats only look,
Amy Nine founces and hoops ia the
bargain Oh how / should love to-
" Go to picnic on Thursday? o,
thank you. You don't hnov how would
lore to be present, sir, am so fond of
the celebrating dance, but father says
II am truly gratifed, my dear young
friend, to learn that you are so deeply
impressed with the necessity of immedi-
ate repentance, and shall this very day
make
Ten yards of gimp for the bosom,
and maroon velvet binding for the neck
and sleeves, and oh, Emily
The finest baby you ever saw--black
eyes and large limbs, six weeks old, and
weighs
"Sixty-onc pounds and quarter to
the bushel. None better in the country.
Free from garlic and cockrel, and large
grained ! hold it at
"Stillopols, next Saturday. Bob
Bothsidcs, the former Congressman will
speak, as he says
"Ah, Mr., Pepper, you aatter me sol
Just see how horribly Kate Wiimot is
dressed. She rW wear yellow, though
it makes her look like
I" Fever and agy, | believe They've
all been laid up with it, and nov tho
poor mans got'-
1.-The swectest bonnet I ever saw.
Where did you get it? l must recon-
mend my sister to your
Watermelon patch Stole every
darned one Some Of 'em bout half
ripe. ! ayow I'll shoot them eff they
don'"--
eco to the White Sulphur. 1t the
best place in the whole world, ma'am.- -
I've seen some of the most wonderful
effects Of the waters. Tom Holocaust
was cured Of
twenty-five pounds Of butter
week. And always get quarter of
pound, and sometimes''--
Four eggs, two handsful Of -four, a
dab Of yeast, half a tin cup full Of mo-
lasses. and il makesD-
1.-THE best manure i ever used sir.
Vastly superior to guano, or superphos-
phate. Two hundred and fifty pounds
to the acre raised me-
" The handsomest woman on tho
ground, / can see none equal 10 her,
except Miss Mary -, and she's got"--
" Both hind legs spawned And
there's speck in her right eye that
bound to-
That beautiful girl in black over
there. / never saw her but once before,
and that was at
"Mr. Muggin's failure, sir. And no
has taken to drink awfully, and only last
week had"--
:" His head under my arm, and I was
plugging him in the mouth. when be got
my finger
Between the 10th and 18th Of Sep
tember. ! will get my wheat to market,
and il will bring
ellis grey hairs in sorrow TO tho
grave. Oh, it is awful TO think how
" Close she hangs 10 his arm. She
ought to be ashamed Of herself, and
never saw him untip-
=" William was born twenty-five years
ago last April. ] am an old woman now,
and The grey hair makcs'--
loot loot preaching will now
commence said The Presiding Elder,
and VIC heard no more.