The Tiffin tribune. [volume] (Tiffin, Ohio) 1848-1859, 1856-08-01

The FALL ELEoTioNs-The following
States viii hold their elections previous
to the great contest for the Presidency
ProossdIngs ofths AmsrIean Con.
gress

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kun railway extention BILL
Mr.. GlRggs { Or. )siated that he would
consider Il an insult TO himself and bis
colleague IL the motion were put The
bill was the audacions spawn Of a claw
ling sycophancy, which ought 70 Be in
dignantly kicked to the bottomless biazes
Mr.. Binokes e. C) conourred in what
had fallen from The honorable speaker and
wished he had the same commanding el-
oquence in which TO embody the unutter-
able disgust which he felt for the trainers
Of the bill, and for all the despicable
wretches who had dared to speak Of its
favor.
Mr.. Samuel X. sloddy (Fr.) had not
thought much Of the bill, but was now
convinced Of its goodness where two con
temptible snags as Glaggs aud Binckes
howeled against it
Senator Binckes here crossed the floor,
and taking of his coat, and throwing Il
on the table, began to whip Senator Slod-
d y some, but was fellen to the dust by a
ruler in the hand of that patriot, Owk-
ins of Mass. He was at first stunned but
having liqured, resumed his coat and
seat.
Mr.. Legume (Va. )hoped the debate
might be procrastinated until more spec
ifcal information was before them. IL
was unworthy Of the majestic genius of
American slogdollogizie.
A voice-Wbo's slog gdollogizing?
Another Voice Creased snakesl Jeru
sa lem Sensation
Mr.. Hactaris, Penn The bill has been
carefully discussed on previous occasion
and there was no excuse for delays. He
would not mpute motives to its oYpo.
nents, but W ould like to know where the
honrable senator Glaggs obtained the
dollars that paid his extrayagant hotel
bill yesterday.
Mr.. Glaggs You are mean dastardly
spy.
Mr.. Hactaris You are liar.
The sena tor from Georgia here fred
four shots at the honorable speaker. with
out any casualty than killing PiskanG
the silent senator from Columbia, who
being asleep, was unaware of the circum-
stances. Mr.. Hactaris loudly protested
against Mr.. Glagg's shooting AT on him
on second reading, as being out Of or.
der, " hich, strictly speaking, may have
been the case.
Mr.. Wacklingburg IVA )thought that
they were discussing the bill with too
much beat. The railways was wanted.
Mr. Binckes would be darned if il was.
Mr. MaDkliugbum wanted it himself
laughter. But, as it seemed to him,
the only objection to the bill was, the un
dertakers Of the railroad were a parcel Of
beggarly bankrupt loafers, who would
never edify aPile or rail.
Mr.. Branding( Ohio twas happy to in
form the honorable member that he was
an internal falsehood monger and that
among the promoters were men of the
most impassionate intellect, and who
sighed for the good of their great and
glorious country with the most ardent as
Piratiou.
A Voice he means presperation.
Mr. Branding knew that ribald throat.
and dared its owner to stand up.
The gigantic Luke V. Black, of Della
ware, here heaved his preponderous pro.
portions into the air. but Senator Bran
ding seemed to discover that he had
something very engrossing TO whisper TO
his next neighbor, and managed not 10 see
the Delaware Hercules, who finally sat
down not much the worse for having ao-
oepted the defence.
Mr. Spritlle (Vt. )said although il was
as patient as the sun in the blue hemis-
phere. that their debates were worthy of
an enlightened nation, and pattern to
the corrupt and bigoted British Parlia-
ment he thought they lost time. He
was for business, and would clench the
matter by registering his solemn oath, /
which he did in the face of eternal orea-
tion, that whoever tried to get that bill /
passed he would be kicked through yon-
der mahogany.
Mr. Sloddy was not to be bullied by
lopsided craWish from the Green Noun
tains. He begged to move, with unmiti-
gated disdain, that The Old Hoss aud
Bunkum bill be read a second tine.
Nj. sprittle here drew life prescrver,
and rushed toward Mr.. Sloddy, but end
ing the latter prepared with one Of our
friend Larkin's first chop owie-knives,
the honorable Senator turned aside and
struck Mr.. Hactaris, who had his back
toward him, tremendous blow from be.
hind. aud boat him handsome while on
the hoor. Several Senator's might have
stopped this; but as they said ''their mo-
tiyes might have been misoOnstrued by
their constituents" aud Jack Hactaris
got about as grand licking as Eve feet
eight Of Pennsylvania human nature
ever taken.--At the request Of several
ladies', who were present, the debate then
adjorTned, for chiyalTio difference TO
feminine influence has ever been the char
aeteristie Of our noble and impulsive
patriots.
In the evening We hear that Banding
and Wacklingburg fought a duel and
that Branding was killed. hut the report
has not been verihedby the last lelegrSphs
and Il certainly does not much matter
II trus, however, we trust Major + Log.
ger viii jump about and look after the
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