Smyrna times., 1856-05-28
Str1p5--OarjltD.


The Uses OF !cE.-Tbc French DOCTOR,
nave discovered that Ice is safer and battor .,
use IN surgical operations than cblorotor,o
ny the application of pounded ice and commo,
SAT- 10 The diseased parts. thus CAUSING nnmb-
ness ana lnsenslbilty, surgeon lately <ucceod-
Gu III removing large tumor, without givinr
the patient any pain, and occasionjnp vrrv liz,
tie loss of blood. The only inconvenierc ,,.ns
that the doctor frozc his finger.
WARNING TO OFFICE SEAKrrs -Tyi,s
W orEman, OF Holmes county, Ohio. WAS cInc,-
cd Assessor of his township and rave = b..r,,
bond, but nlstrustng his abilities for th. ,f1ic:
10 AVOID The modification Of being lnuChcd ~
he go' up at four O'Clock on Sunday morninr
and hanged himself with his bride Let tboso
VINO are now seeking the perous position Of
office take warning.
HE IEoN OF THE WoHLD.-Thc annual nro-
ducton OF crude iron throughout the world l.
estimated at 6000,000 tuns. OF This CT
Britain produces 3,0O00O0, France I'm 00o
Prussia 3Q0,U0n, Austria 21O 600, Belriun pnO
uuO, Russia 2OU,U00, Sweden 100000 the los.
ser Herman Siatcs 100000, the United States
'oO'oOO and other countries 100000.
eight men, VAS crossing the Fox River his
way distant between Green B7v and LA o.
or, ana short distance above Little Sbnte tho
boat was swept over the falls and seven mon
drowned. They had been at church nfltr
which, they had partakcn freely Of liquor.
" The wcalticSt hrirrss in ENGLAND e
this time, Is Miss Jones Lioyl daughter Of orJ
ONerstone the banker. She has lust come ont
and created quite an immense sensation -, II
last "drawlng- room" This wealth. W
iady' whose i"thcr is peer, has an uncle -,
the city ct New York, acting in the canncitv -,
salesman at Genn's Bazaar Fact, MAJ, ~.
QI 4 gentleman !oaier, recently .r-...t,,
III cincinnati, being questioned by the ~
as TOMS vocation: "Sir, am a UUcfor-I 5,,.
cured pam III the head Of nayi,.,. III.
drawn teeth from the mouth of the Il SIS.
nave anatomlzed the side Of mouat.:... IL.
tered the foot OF hill, felt the pulse oi A..
OF the sea, plaStered a cut on The ha.,. -,
ture, aud cured a telon on the finger Of scam
Long PRAYERS Speaking of lone nr,vors
Elder Knapp says" When Peter was cndo.v,,r'
ing 10 walk on the water to meet his Master
ana was about sinking, had his supnljcaiion
been as long as the introduction to some of opr
modem prayers, before he got half throumb
he would have been .fjty feet undcr eater"
OF Stone bullets were used until the vo,r
lola when lroh was adopted. 1t was near the
close OF the sixteenth century before leadcn
bullets were generally adopted. Stone cannon
balls are yet used III the Fast
o. The bayonet derives its name fran, ,b,
place where 1t Was invented, Blvonne. France
and first used IN the battle as weapon NV thu
French IN the year 1903, proving d novel md
efficient arm.
u 4 magistrate asked an Trshman whom
he was qneStIonrg-'' Have YOU evrr seen ,I,l
sea = Ever seen the sa igoos your v,,,.
ship suppose | trurd,.ea az The way over The
salt ocean IN Il wheclJarrow -
0~y- \ contemporary says ii is ca l.aloted tbo+
the clergy coA the Cui:cl States 80 uoO CG0
the criminals l9,UOU,OOO. the lawv.,,s
33,OO0,01o, tobacco 40,000,0GO and rum over
100000, 600
0[1- The Democrats of Tndianopolis have
elected the'r candidate for Mayor by 3I5 ma
Jorty, and the remainder of their CITY tlckat
by still larger majortIes.
az Men are like bugles-the more brass
they contain the farther you can hear them
Women are like tulps--lhe more modest md
'Nth"h thCs HpPCdlf tllt OCttCT you love thpIu
OLA female lunatic in the Utica Assvln,,
is lady OF enlarged ideas. She talks of Lc.
coming the empress of the world and usinr tho
next rainbow for IA waist ribbon.
% An lrishman seeing an undertaken carry
ing very small coffin. exclaimed with the NJ
most surprise: "By the ghost of Denis O'SG-
ga, and is it possible, that that coffin can he in.
tended for any living crayther!"
0y~ late Illinois paper contains the nm
nnuncement ut the marriage of r. w. VVolc,o
Mary l.. Lamb. The wolfand lamb sbali liz
down together, and little child shall iaaJ
while. 'oO1
W An exchange paper announces the death
OF gentleman OUT vest, 50 vs. that deceased
thoogaa bank director, it is universally believed
ted" ''s'e'-
q What is the difference. between Dr.
iirandrelh and bill sticker! One is a .pilI
boastcr' while the other is a bill poster. F'