The daily union., 1856-10-18
From the Albany Argus,

THE TWO FREMONTS.-THE COMEDY OF POLITICS.
Duke-One face one voice, one habit and two persons
A natural perspective that is, and is not.
Antono-How have you made division of yourself? An
apple cleft in two is not more twin
Than these two creatures. Which is Sebastian?
Olivia-Most wonderfall
Sebastian-Do stand there7 never had a brother
What You WM
Jack Cade-Edmund Mortimer, Earl of March
Married the Duke of Carences daughter. Did he not2
.Sagord-Aye, sir.
Cade-By her he had two children at one birth.
Cade-Ay, there's the question but say It's true
The elder of them being put TO
Was by beggar stolen away
And ignorant of his birth and parentage
Become bricklayer when he to age.
HIS son am /, deny IL il you
Sq-Jack Cade the Duke of York has taught you this
Cade-( Aside)-He lies, for invented it myself
Henry W.
Bonnyeasls-( Aside Perhaps he is some relative OF
mine. He can't be my brother, because had
and died there have half mind TO ask him If ever he
went to America and died there-TRs TDo Bonnycases
Adridna-I see two husbands mine eyes deceive me
DuEe-one of these men is Genusi to the other
And so OF these. Which is the natural man2
And which the spirit who deciphers them
Dromio Of 81, sir, am Dromio command him away.
DrOmio Of Ell, sir, am Dromio; pray let me stay.
COMEDY Of Errors.
Ia Citisen--Your name, sir, truly
GRna-Truy my name is CHINA.
I'd Ciizen-Tear him TO pieces He's couspirator.
Sd CtSenlt is no matter Tear him for bis bad verses
julius Cesar
The long and intricate Comedy OF Errors with which
the whole public has been puzzled and bewldered has
last found solution. The who sworc that Fremont
passed viruous youth and exemplary manhood that be
truthful aud honorable second Washington In
craftsmanship, second John Kncx in religion that he
was Protestant abhouipg wine and dice and fasebood
and faithful TO the obligations Of honor and Of money
and those who the other hand were ready TO swear
that he false dcer dishonest speculAto bankrupt and
foresworn trickster in politics Catholic and rene
gade in religion equally in the right
There we're two Fremonts Greeley has made the dis
oovery.
In the Tribune OF Saturday we have the editorial an
nounocmeut that 1t appears BY the pamphlet entitled
Colonel Fremont not Roman Catholic which is publish
ed to-day at the Tribune office that there arc TWO FIRE.
AoNTS both Of 'ohO haze belonged 10 the army both re,,
ded IN Warrington that they resemble each other and
that that Fremont who ia the candidate for President is not
that Fremont who In the habit Of attending the Cath
ollc church"
In another part Of the Tribune find that tho pamph
let in which this discovery set FORTH is for sale at The
Tribune Office and Mr.. Greeley says in relation TO IL that
for several months past letters have been pouring in BY
thousands, begging for something concusv. on the ones
ton whether Fremont is ever has been Roman Catho-
lie The pressure has been great that we have finally Is
sued pamphlet the subject which completely d,pos, Of
Now all those who have been so much in want OF such
document can be accommodated. Price SO per thou
sand"
Thus the whole question in dispute about Fremont il 10
be completely disposed Of and all bis followers accommo
dated" by the story that there are two Fremon,s
Nothing so ingenious in politics has been invented since
the facle hand Of well known politician BY dertorous
clip OF the SCISSORS converted the body Of Timothy Mun
roe into good enough Morgan tin after election
lis twenty-five years since the two dead Morgans were
invented and now have two live Frcmonts in tbeir
place Is not this Development The hand that cIinpoa
the whkers Of the dead Morgans into resemblance bo,
parted the hair OF the living Fremonts in the middle 90
that the most practsed eye tell them apart s not
that progress7
Yes, there are two Fremonts One was expelled from
school, arrested for debt court-martisled oashered
fought duels brought In eTorbant bills against the gov
ernment hsteufed SENATOR a Romanist and a ro-
manoer This another altogether from the one that
Weed Greeley, Co. running for Office That one IL
most exemplary person, who r rank without pa
tronage, 10 honest and truthful pious Protestant in
practice statesman by intuition champion Of freedom
BY inspiration
We understand that the Fremont who is kept under
lock and key by friend Isaac Sherman ESQ., ia the
mlse Fremont The real "Simon Pure has been placed
under charge Of Col. Abel.
For some time there great doubt rs 70 which Ere
mont was the actual one and many aeuds OF freedom
are continually in perplerity 70 distinguish them apart
Adopting the rule Of "sosio' in the play Of Noliere
'tLe veritsble Anphitryon
Est FAmphitryon ou Zen dine
was decided that the true Fremont s the one that holds
the hsrposa grant in whose shares the political specua
tor, have ventured.
Does any doubt that a resemblance like this might
e's' to mysufy whole people, let him remember the