Smyrna times., 1856-06-18
StrapG--Oarirtp.

II fnN a." nc worcester Tr0nScrjf so,,. =,
~ five n'iIa Minus since, that city and thy andt
% sic, "Ioud can" was Saluted by strains Of mr.;
!. duced bv 81 g. ana somewhat singular ,; m nu
l. "AlarscijIos II ,s'n Musical instrument p ,h
{. &aot hymn, "Lifc on the Ocaa. W. Inc
/ dr oT@et lionc,' Susannah - wave,
a f,I en-" ana full programme IF o,t on Hun
- inycn, cch other in puck success, pieces zee
" 10y VI lhs Instrument is q, A. 81 he
af,t ny mechanic of Worcestor ,r pItouGard,
I'o INC lT%"Ncrit thinks that sncl ne editor
70 cIoa. s 10 induce Brass Bands ,d ~ ve-
can 'ne Track for stationary stn"' 'ioIhS
measure, while r'P'' or cotlllOn
and cro,,ln ''ser may dance upon the green >,
T I"" , cradles and nurses NAV he nmt e.''"'
J;eo',. D'I sarrct, as one steam ,n,'.; way III
ln,S iii"Sh-a-byc baby" for mn ,i can
"'''''l ''lo radius Of five miles '"' uaf-
Jo 10 MAZE A BALKY IToesr nn
ho""on Times gives a rn,n'' ',Hh DRAw.-The
'u'C'' 'Sinl. After all sorts ~ WHICH proved
Lieu ana failed it was suorost.'i had been
IL, .''uy used IN India sbouLI ~ SIM
mat 49, TO get Il small rome anJ DC Tried
o'o VI me lore feet of the siull,r~ u'tdch 1t to
! = t,,,, oi'l"S thc end Of the rnna mai lhe
n,a,, paocS' taking the horses toot , "pV'nce
mo ,,,'. u course, the horse must c'iiC' as
I,st 'S''"il was at first ridicuIoJ I".
"a u'h Pe was brought and applied nc Ia Dut az
in few ,'"'HH immediately advanced amJ
amazcmcnt 81 ,I, was OUT ct sight, much 70 tho
Si,,,,i OF The crowd. The rxna.i' :" Tue
siiiple ana well worth a trial APc'I'"cnl Is
sets his o w"TN fooLs-The Angry Alan -,
his neighbours '' 'hat he may burn
Inc EnviOus Man-wbo c.,.
because others do. cannot enjoy life
CO.. "' i'pDoer--who, for the cons;Jor..
him "'' gives The world liberty tn LIZ =.
ness consists ioG;m =, highest baDni
The IonI',,i, u A, iIe"dcrIng himself miser,bIpp
o,at 1 JFaiouS Man-who poisons his o o,"n"'.
Paet and then eats of il 0"" MS own BAN
ne Mlser-whO starves b;o,so,e
order theat he may feast '''Sel 10 death in
e ~; Hianderer-whO tells tales f
HIM a liar. FF0'' ullly OF proving
The celebrated Mount of oI;..
lem, has been purchased NV Ms ~ near Jerusa-
'he widow of wealthy hanLa. Nr.ne rolack,
persuasion, at kouigsberg. TLir I .ne Hebrew
~ Deanthy the place and imnro,o intends
~: linorhood at her sole expensa n, "nole
'niiiS 'hat she had done was to nI,n. ne hrst
WIN grove OF olive trees 49,, 'Ie "hoie
eStore II TO the original stale rro "''u mus TO
derives its name. from winch it
mINNEsoTA.-All the towns in ILL.,;
IRE crowded with cmgrants. Ro m's territory
DIVISIONS are high in Consequence S;s ana
Pi"S opened the emigration tn ,Lo , the
,'7 NOT fallen short OF enc tbousanJ Iltory
iI"y' Inc population will soon exceed r I
thousand at this rate ccu hundred
Corn SPEcULATIoys --,rIo
peace mas reduced the prices of breaJs',G ol
ndlcrially as 10 clnse heavy lossns ~ al 81
' SPC'uittorS VINO had been accumuJot;,
'Tio' ia eAPectatIohol good rates ON the ,,ate
'"ei; where they had been piving f,r,,,
ioI 'y-thtee cents per bushGl for corn i
low down to twenty-five cents, with nm ;', - Is
use STOCK on hand and almost a moral cor,a;''..
hat 1t must go lower. '"iniy
w me following crumb" of conf,r.;
lipPcd lor the benefit OF - gentlemen rL;rk,,.',,
Tho wear mOustaches: ""c"s
Ndtc hdteS lnouStachcS, d" so much hair
Makes every mau look like a bnor ;,
bul Fanny, who no thought can tetier
buFst ohl, " The more like bears The bettor
because her pretty shoulders shru0g,n,,
h1arS are SHch glorious chaps for huggin@,
w cornet OF hussarS, who was NOT ,Lo
loSt polished IN his manners, having io;nnd
Is regiment, was asked 10y his colonel w6at 49,
Ither was "'''' "'s
A farmer" said the cornet.
" Pity, your father did not make Won f,I1
is trade" ''" 'oiio"
" Pray, sir" asked the coronet "uh..
our father!" ""' Is
"A gentleman, SIR
"Pity he did not make you one" REPLIED Tho
Ornet. P'e" tue
49, A faachor hoI L.
lass the points of the Compass. and ain w.
rawn up IN front towards the north.
" Now, what's before yon John 4"
" The north SIR"
81 And what behind you, Tommy 2"
MY coat-tall, sir, said he, trying at tho
lme time to get glimpse at it.
or This "wickcd but witty" epiorom :.
ON the French of La Mon:
The world, OF fools has such a store.
That he who would not see an ass
Must blde at home, and bolt his door.
And break his looking-glass.
o. The New Orleans San tells of n mn
llne which has been invented out South. which
lables man to tell him when be is oet,in,r
10 drunk To walk. IL is called a " flddleons,
r, and gives timely warning by hitting
now suH"ehiy under the short ribs the mo-
ent he has enough.
0l5- Father" said n cobler's lad. ms he
as pegglng away at an old shoe, they saw
at trout bite good nOw.'
"Well," replied the old gentleman. "stick
your work and they won't bite You"
WoRru A TRIAL.-The application ola tow
wrung out IN hot water to the forehead and
mples Is represented to he an eilicacious and
eedy remedy Tor headaches arising from mem
lgc affections. '"'
a.
tlce extensively advertised BY our drv ooods
en- They are doubtless very ngeniously con.