New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1856-11-06
ASAN FRANCISCO AUCTIONEER.

The reporter Of TIE San Francisco Ners furnishes
that paper with the following report of speech made
by California auctioneer:
Ladies and gentlemen, now have the honor OF
putting up fine pocket handkerchief ayard vide,
yard long and almost yard thick; one half cotton,
and tother half cotton, too; beautuuily Prhea WIN
stars ard stripes one ride and the stripes enc stars
en- tother Ii will wipe dust from the eyes 50 COM
pletely as 10 be death to denagogues, AID make poll
tics as bad business as printing papers !ts great
length breadth and thickness together with Its DARK
color viii enable it TO hide dirt, aud never need wash
ing. Going at one dollar l-seveIty 1--WE cents fifty
cents twenty five cents 1-one bit Nobody wants
it.-Oh thank You sir!
Next. rentlemen-ior the ladies won't be permitted
TO bid on this ARTICLES real simon.pure, tempered
highly poluhed keen edged Sheffield razor; bran
spsnkin new never opeDtd before TO sunlight moon
light, starlight daylight or gas-ight sharp enough
10 shave LAWYER or cut dnagreeable acquaintance
or roor relation handle of buck-horn; with all the
nv els but the two at the ends Of pure gold Who viii
give two doIlss' one dollar hafs d'uat' Why, We
lorg bearded, dty-faced ieprobates, with not room
on your phizzes for Chinese woman TO kes N on +
ing you bargain at half dollar! Well VIII throw
in tits strop at half dollar razor and ssroP-are
cent patent two rubs upon it will sharpen the city
attorney; all for four Bits and piece OF soap
sweeter than rcses lsthci. better than schoolmaer
and strong enough TO wash out all the STAN. ron
California politicians counter nance, all Tor ioui DIS
Why yo have only n put the raZor-sfrop and soap
under your pillow at nigh, to wake up in the morning
clean shaved Won't any body give two bits, then Tor
the lot knew would sel EN-.
Next ladies and gentlemen, oher tnree Pars
cocks hose stockings or halfhose, just as you re
mind to call them, knit BY machine made on paI,
pose, cut Of cotton WOOL The man that buys tnese
viii be enabled to walk I'LL be gets tired and, pro-
yided his boots are high enough, need mt baye any
COINS the legs are long bills against the coreora-
ton and as thick the beads Of the memoers OF tue
Legislature. Who wants 'em Ct one hall donAf
Thank. ee, madam, the monry.
"Next, | offer you pair Of boots; made especaly
for San Frapcisco, with heels long enough 70 rate
nan up to the Hosdley grades and sails to insure
ssairst be rg carried over by land slide; le,s VIDE
enough to cary two revolvers and bowie kne, ana
the uppers of the very beet ho'se leather. man IN
these boots can move about a, easy q, me s.se vap,.
tol. Who Gays twenty doia,sl All me rsrv.
o,oht 10 buy pair TO kick the council WIN; every
BODY ought 10 have pair to kick the legislature WITH
and they will be found Of assistance ~ kek,ny !ne
bucket. especially if somebody should KICK a. oe'n2
kicked Ten dollars for legs. uPpers. ana ec's VILE
souls, and iserabe souls al that, are onpglnf
thousand dollars in Sacrsmcnto' Ten dollars ''n dot'
lsrsi Gone at ten dollars ,,,u
Next is something that you ought to have s'h''e'