Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1856-07-17
"Ilispt in numbers, for the numbers kame.u

Hozy did the same. The fust thing he ever sed.
when he was baby, was, co." and is one of
the Aryolk numbers More'n that he lisps now,
not only when he speaks numbers, but when he
says anything else. So think he'll beat pope.
That's all of Hozy's regular biography, for i've
told yu before, that folks say he loves Thankful
Bellows. I've no cbjekshun tn it, eff he does
She's a hansum gal, bekoz she works well, and
mllks the kows in haydn time. That's all of Ho-
zy's life. PINS.
l haint traced hozy's peddygog-his peddygree
mean. I'm not well varsed in Jenny o Lo.
Jee, as am in spellin and prakteka astronomy;
but, as limited tn yu before, Hozy's my son land
am Instantly related tn gineral Stark. 1t re-
CURED some research tn larn this fact, but it's
proved now, tn a demunstrashun I'll tell WI
how it is My wife's maiden ant sed that crate
uncle of hers, on her mothers side, sold a kag of
apple'sass, that afterwards eaten by oineral
Stark's Benninton Bhoys.
NORM that, my granther used to tel me that
his kuzzen, Jedutheu Peace, who was an old
bachelor, and lived near Benninton in the times
that wore out so many of the soles of the Konti.
nentals, often said that eff Molly Stark only had
ben wilder arter the battle of Benninton she
wouldn't ben long wilder eff his offerin him.
self would prevent it. But thay told him that
Molly Stark had tew much grit tn akcept SIGH a
Peace oHern as that Now, isn't my relashun-
ship tn the gineral as kleer as dalite Kaood,
ear at, demon, strand EN-. Kerziah SEES that
upon the walls of the chappil in Alyck Kassel,
that kassel which Mr.. Kalleck kalls the
" Home of the Percy's high-born race,n
not Gineral Pearce's-he hasn't raced quite tu
his home yet, but he's within plane sight of it
Its little village at the he'd of salt river kalled
'perItikal origon, lis painted the ieniology of
the Dewk of Northumberland, in which he traces
his line to Charley Main Wall, Mr. Editors,
I'm goin tn have my Jennyologee, tracn nv re-
lashunship tn Gineral Stark painted on the CRATE
door Of my barn. shall hav my koat of arms
rlased rite over 1t: l must tell yu about that
koat OF arms, and thenyu'll understand all about
my family, and | wont bother you agen in this
way, for feer yu mite think I'm leetle eagertis-
tikal.
lew yeer ago I writ letter tn the Heradry
oi1s, IN Broadway, New York NOT the Herald
otis at that time shouldn't a writ tn the Her
aid; but I'd rite tn it now bekoz its all rite and
goes IN kersplash for Kurnil Fremont. So well
let by-gones be by-gones, and speek well of it.
Why shouldn't we, Mr. Editers let by-gones be
by'gones? Du yer think that Kurnil Fremont
orter ware his Buffalo'skin CRATE koat now, in
TINS ere hot wether, and go round shiverin and
shakln, and chatterin his teeth and BLOWN the
eends OF his fingers, jest bekez he had tn do so
when he was on the rocky mountains No sir
let by-gones be by-gones. Wall, l writ tn the
heraldry Otis, and arter long time they sent
me me, plkter, for my iskutchun, with the folowin
diskripshun.
"a kaf blatant, shaved starknaked brass
Ahaz, argent refektn teliskoap, Gasles-
He beareth leather, with the letters Of the alfv-
bit, Or; by the name of Starke "
This koat of arms is granted tn Mr.. Ahaz
Starke, Know Nothing, for his notoriety as a
Speeller and Praktikel Astronomer"
I'm sorry they mistook my pollytiks. never
was know-nothing.
Your obeedeunt sarvent,
AHAZ STARKE, Y. S. A. P. A.
heziah is goin tn hav kwlltin party next tues
day. Et you've got any darters, Mr.. Editers.
she'd like tn have them KUN tn it, Thay NAV
KUN by way of the ftchberg and the massachu-
sets and Yarmouth rale rodes.