The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1856-11-20

the old gentleman rushed forward to
Beechcr's side. yelling out /: "Is't Fill
more !? Where ?-where ? I don't see
him !" Beecher bestowed most dis
tressingly ludicrous look upon the old
gentleman. looked still more comically
at the audience, and,-but the tiintult
that followed we will not attempt to de.
scribe. .-lMedina Tribune, Oct. 25th.
The Printer and the Dutchman.
A Dutchman sitting at the door of his
tavern in the Far West, is approached by
a tall, thin Yankee, who is emigrating
westward, on foot, with bundle on a
cane over his shoulder.
"Vell, Misther Walking Shtick, vat
you yant 2" inquired the Dutchman.
crest and refreshment," replied the
printer. .4tss EH 8as4
"supper and lotchin, I reckon
Yes, supper and lodging. if you
please" eseaases IS lye8t.sa7as
ss"Pc ye ankee peddler, NIT chewel-
Try in your pack, to sheat te gals ?"
"No, sir. | am no Yankee peddler.'
A singin- master, too lazy to work."
No, sir .. .
"A shenteel shoemaker, vat loves to
measure tie gals feet and hanklcs better
tan to make te shoes?'' s-s
mo, sir, or | should have mended
my own Shoes
=. "A book achent, yot bodders te school
committees till they do vat you wish,
choost to get rid of you }"
Guess again. sir. I am no book
agent"
"Te tyfels !! a dentist breaking the
peoples jaws at dollar shnag, and
runnin' off init my daughter ?''
"No, sir. I am no tooth puller.''
Phrenologus, den, feelin te young
folks heads like SO many cabbitch ~
No, am no phrenologist."
"Vell, den. what te tyfels can you pc?
Choost tell, and you shall have tie besht
sasage for supper, and shtay all night,
free gratis, lnitout cent, and chill Of
| whiskey to start nit in te mornin.''
Il am humble disciple of Faust-a
professor of the art that preserves all arts
"a typographer, at your service. -
"tVotsch dat 20 ~ 5
GA printer. sir, man that prints
books and Newspapers
"a man vot printsh noosbpapers !
Oh, yaw yaw! ay, dat ish it. A man
vot printsh nooshpapers |! Yaw, yaw
Walk up! man vot printsh nooshpa-
pers! wish I may pc shot ii did not
tink you was poor tyfel of dishtrick
school master, whc verks for nottin, and
boards round. I fought you vas him.
THE Pork MARKET.-The weather,
though cool and frosty the last four OF
FIVE days, and favorable for slaughtering,
has not yet, in the minds of packers, as.
sumed that settled temperature which is
desirable to justify full and general ope-
rations. The prospects, as regards the
future of the Provision market, are still
more unfayorable than we had occasion
to notice in our last leading to very
/ general want of confidence on the part o.
dealers, and a consequent unwillingnes:
to make any engagements just now will
reference to the future. The number o
Hogs whic h have as yet arrived in this
city and vicinity is not large; but as soor
as the season fully opens, the indications
are that the arrivals will be heavy, as thu
Hogs are already very fat, and the pres
ent current rates fer Pork renders ths
feeding of corn to them a losing business
hence it is presumed there viii be strong
disposition to dispose Of Hogs as soon a
! possible. s d
There seems to be little or no demand
for new meat and the market has no
been so free from speculation or even al
ordinary demand at this season for seye
: raj years. New Mess Pork has beer
, sold at $l5 so, we understand, for deliy
cry within the coming week, and even a
this rate the demand seems to be onl,
} moderate. In Louisville we notice Hog
are dull at SIS, so, net, and in st. Loui
at s525. From private letters from N
t Orleans and St. Louis, we learn that th
stock of old meat in the latter place j
equal to 1000 hhds., and the forme
. $500 hhds. There are likewise larg
stocks in this city and Louisville, and a
? several small points in the interior.
From England there seems to be a
( encouragement. szz.s sa
! On the other hand, whilst it is certai
the market. in the fore part of the season
:. willbe dull, and comparatively low price
!, will prevail, it will tend 10 diminish I'll
d number of Hogs brought to market
$ Cincinnati Price Current. esz F =
d Fs A mixture of honey with the pure
r. chareoal will make the teeth as white
snow.