The Shasta courier., 1856-01-05
SHASTA COURIER.
Balm for a Broken Heart.

Balm for Broken Heart,
'broken-hearted woman. as she calls her.
| self. Mrs. Laura Hunt of Mont omery county
New York. notifies the public through the Am
sierdam lntelligencer, that her dear husband
Joshua Hunt, has left her bed and board and
strayed TO parts unknown; and she forbids all
| girls and old maids and widows to NEEDLE with
or marry him. under the penalty of the law
She earnestly entreats all editors ''throusho
| The world 10 lay the foregoing information be-
fore their readers. Mrs. Hunt will please per
ceive that have complied with her request
| I-C0urier and Enquirer.
| And we two.-Neu York Traascript
And we three Cincinnati Mirror.
And we four.-Nenc York STANDARD.
| And we five Uesfern Methodist
And we six.-Zions Herald
And we seven.-Maine Free Press
And we eisht.-MiSsouri Free Press.
And we nine.- Woodstock Wig.
Leave her bed and board, the villain we ten
National Eagle.
And strayed to parts unknown, the vagabondl
we eleven n-Albony Adcertiser.
And we make up the dozen.-Commerciai i'd
certiSr.
Leave her bed Oh the vagrant And we
bakers dozen.-PiHsburg american.
Keep him moving. Salt river is too good for
him.-Jackson Courier.
May he have corns on his toes and pains in
his ribs, all The days of his life. Leave wo-
mans bed and board, the graceless knave!
Wen give him the sixteenth kick.-Carlisle Re
publican.
Oh, the vagabond he deserves an additional
kick. and we'll give him the seventeenth
Clevelaad Herald.
We underwrle the eighteenth endorsements
Courier and Enquirer.
And we give the rascal the nineteenth shove
American Sentinel.
Pass him around Start him again. the
scoundrel and here goes the twenty first kick.
-Utica Daily Meas.
We give him the twenty-second. Brethren,
add your mite Vvgennes Yes.
Here's our kick, No. twenty-tbree put into
the scamp thick and fast.-Coacord Freeman
Break IA woman's heart, the fiend Take
that, toc.-PaineseHe Telegraph.
And we repeat her wrongs and his shame to
our twenty thousand enthusiastically Cou.
Oh. the awful critter! He'll be courtng our
Peggy next. Paragraph him, brethren, with
vengeance-paragraph him = Washington Hqder.
7'sceak his nose. the varmint and until he re-
turns. may ducks uibbie him. and grasshoppers
| kick him may bedbugs ute him, and Nightmares
haunt him may he have hair in his victuas
corps his toes flea in his stockings and
bile on his nose !--Cleceland Plaindealer.
We arraign him for heartless disunionist, in
thus dissolviug the union between himself and
Laura, breaking poor woman's heart Geauga
Freeman.
Break woman's "heart - Miserable mis-
creant Earth and life load him with all stngs
and torments; crush out the last spark of his
existene, and send him to his fathers (old Plu-
to's) regions, there to dwell. where the angelic
presence of woman was never known.-U Union.
May he swallow just quart
Of cholera at each breath
May mosquitoes hun! him out
And poster him to death
Toledo Blade.
"Slrayed" has he the scamp; and from
womanl He is certainly one of the poor
. Knew Nothings, didn't know when he
we'll off Boot him alo, !-.St. Louis Democrat.
Oh. the hardened sinner Left clone wo-
man. did hel May Pollywogs' tails be his
choicest fare, and lively varmints" swarm in
his hair: may tree-toads spit at his ugly mug.
and chesnut burs be his only rug. Here goes
our kick Censor
Left her bed and board" did hel May
nightmares haunt the surly dog may brisles
grow on the dirty hogs may skeeters sting the
hOrrId wretch. ana he be deprived ihe power 10
scratch may sosnes nibole the ill-bred clown.
and cripples kick him where he sits down.
" Thus we cross account" land yet there is
room brethren. ."-Ckaut. Democrat.
Kick thirty fourth: Leave a romans Jedt Fiel
Upon the sarpint 0 that lash might be placed
in every females hand, and they be permitted
TO scourge him throughout The length and
breadth of the world. that all might see the
most ..wenomous of wipers - May every hair
of his head turn into serpent of a thousand
fangs! May every pore o. his useless carcass
emit flame, that shall parch him into an ever
lasting statue TO be by all who may be
likely 10 follow so unheard of precedent =
Winchester Republican.
May he be made to ride, without spurs,
stubborn mule through life May California
cayotes ever howl about his dwelling place. aud
California Indians poster bim. We administer
kick ihirly-six with great satisfaction and pair
OF stoaie boo:s.-Sh0Sia COuTte,.