Eaton Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1843-1856, 1856-01-17
4{en, A5aste \ Stissorg
rAlW ays speak thetruth.
or He lives well that lives in peace.

OF lie lives well that lives in peace.
Juvenile Disobedience. william clean your
nose, son, that's q good boy.' Pm BloueL If
do ma 81 .r..-..y "a e..
A LUCKILY FELLow.-An e)itor out west ,
boasts that lie had a talk with woman and
got the lasts word. ~ aI.
I5'In Europe people take of their hats 10
great men. In America, great men take off
theiE hats TO tlte people. .3ftass a..t.ltrf'
g5Pepple turn;up their noses ct this world !
as If they were in The habit of keeping COM
pany with o better one. "a
UT"Oyercome evil with good" as the gen 2
tleman said when he knocked down burg
lar with the forily bible. '--- "
g-TA physician OF our acquaintance ampu-
tated the fist OF poor little fellow the othef i,
day, in we presume, very off, 'kdnd manner.
OJHLost where the owner don't know where
an en- PITY linen sack with cheese in j.;
the letters Pat MuienS is marked Oh it, but is
not legible. .f
AN lDEA.-The Albany Knickerbocksr says,
'the editor of The Reporter shifts about so,
that we begin 10 fear lie was weaned on
weatfer-cocks."
uJ'A young gent in Schenectady, suffering
from strong sensation OF the more tender
| feelings, defines his complaint as an attack Of
LdSS-itude.
u.JThe eases way 10 get living is TO sit
on gate and wait for good luck. In case
good luck don't come along, you are no worse
| of than you were before.
IT The following laconic epitah, carved
upon a Spanish tombstone, 81 onld be remem-
bered. al was weIl-lried 10 feel better
took phySic and here am"
GJ'hn Irishman, describing the tradingpow-
erS Of the genuine Yankee, said :--"Be dad
| il he was cast away on desSnae island, he'd ,
get up next morning and 60 round selling maps
10 tie inhabitants"
u Eighteen hundred and ffy-six is leap
year. Ladies' who have any fears OF remain
ing unmarried until they nIr;ve at certain
age, will remember that it will then be their
privilege to "pop the question:" .
LOOKING AnEaD.-A very handsome bride
was observed 10 be in deep reflection on tue
wedding DAY. One Of her bridesmaids asked
her the subject Of her meditation. Il was
thinking she replied, (which of my old
beaux should marry in case should become
a widow
SOME TRUTH IN IT.--A Gergpm writer says
that the people OF the United States cau bust
1fiore sleanGoats aud chew mere tobacco,than
any other FIVE nations Of the globe. This
, man must have travelled among US with his
= eyes open.
/ REcOMPENsE.-A man who had both arms
broken by railroad accident, claiming DANA
/ geS, the company offered him small sum of
G money, and free ticket over the road for
= Efe." Til is was adding insult 20 injury
/ They evidently meant 20 kill him off alto
, gether."
GTThe dresSmak ing business, according to
= the Boston Pest, is about 10 lie incorporated
e with coopering. Hoops in great Quantities,
t suitable for molasseS casks, are in demand;
g ard coempoary thinks that most ladies, in
(; addition 10 hoops, will need he0ding.
ODoRoUs.-Bili.--(who ought to be hung)-
/, (Which is the cheapest, Barnum's or the
= Colored Baby SbowP' lom.-"They are
4 both The same-tweny-fve cents" Dill
"Yes, but the Cdored Show is the cheapest,
: cause there you get scent back p .r
j NJ "When l goes shoppin'," said an old
/; lady, 'T alters sSk for what ! wants. and il
they have it, and it's suitable, ard feel ia
= clinea TO buy it, and its cheap, and can't be
got at any place less most alters takes il,
s without chaflering about all day, as most peo-
, pie does" --e ~
t~ Ladies' who admire the specimen, can
obtain copy by application 10 our "Deyil."
Elbow wisely nature ordaining all below,
Forbade on woman's chin beard 10 grow,
For how should she be shaved whate'er the
. skill,
= Whose tongue would never let her chin be
, STILL" . - .. a..,r
/, aT"How rapidly they build houses now
\ SO id Cornelius 10 an old acquaintance, as he
= pointed 10 a two story house; "they commen.
/ ced that building only last week, and they arc
{ already putting in the lights" "Yes." re.
Joined his friend. "and next week they viii
put in tue liver"
+, OF Who holds trump ?-Mrs, Margare
! Trump OF Massilon, Ohio, states that her hus
band, G. A. Trump, left home Nov IS, 1854
y ard has never returned. She wishes any ont
who can turn up that trump, TO let heI know
, so she can finish out her game of life wit
him.
il PRooF OF AFFEc ToIN.-Well, Tom, toe'
your girl continue TO love vou?" ''Yes, mos,
: than ever" "Indeed! What evidence have
you OF that?" Why, she makes me a. pres
Il ent." "What has she given you 7" "0h
she has. made me a present of my picture
d which paid five dollars for before gave it 4
IS her."
GYDutinC the iun OF Uncle Toms Cabi
at New York tbealeT, some w2gs, one nigh
aS the audience were leaving The thtater, al
Fe tered the card which is put upon the benche
= by substituting w. for the letter B.. so tha
:, The announcement read ,-"1'Ms ,reach is Ia
70 KEN" This they pinned upon the shawl of
sable damsel coming out, who could not i'm
10 agine what ode nasty white trash was laffin
- at"
G7A drunken fellow returning one mig
= from grocery, where he had boughta FEY
j. nuts, lay down alongside Of stable and f
as asleep. While in This situation hog cam
along, and smelling the nuts in his JACKIE
commenced roofing under his side TO getthen
r- The man got half awake, an6 supposing b
20 was al home, growled OUT, 4 wish you woul
oi leave of tueking up and Come TO bed at once
GT 'Hang me, il don't believe the worl
ke Is q whee'baTTpw," said q iofy inebrta,'
Se "and Fin the wheel revolving OH lis axes--
n Now i'm in the mud" said he as he fe II beat
IL long in heguiter, 'and now I'm on dry land
as he fetched up on The curb slbnc, he co
cluded his remark as hls hoyts follout4, /
nj bead down an open cslIstfvsag,,. with, IN,
81 the whSsl y 5resepa aLa tbe yeLiele is oui