Eaton Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1843-1856, 1856-12-04
A GIRL IN my BED-wHAr DONE.

Yarn after yarn had been spun, and the
hour for retiring had arrived The lardlord wa.
dozing behind the counier--and the spiri; Of
conversation was beginning 10 flag, when the
doctor whispered 10 me, that if | would pay
attention, he would stop of" with good one
81 believe, Captain" said The Doctor, "l
never told you about my adventure with q
young lady at my boarding house, when wa!
attending The lectures"
"No, le:S have H." replied the inlividua
addressed, who was shou, habby, FAT man
OF about fifty, with highly nervous tempeR
ment, and ye;y red face.
''At the time | attended the Lectures,
boarded at house in which there we're M
females but the lanalady and an oldLcoloreC
cook
Here the doctor made short pause ant
fihe Captain by way Of requesting him 10 &c
on Said,-
"Well."
81 often felt the want Of fe male society 10
soften the severe labor Of deep study and dis
pei the enuui to which wos subject"-
"Well," said the Captain.
"But as feSrej that lonning acquaintance
among the ladies might interfere with my
studies, | avoided them alp
"Well."
"One evening, after listening 10 a lengthy
lecture on physical anatomy, and disSectng q
ln:gs negro, fatigued in body and mind, wen
10 my lodgings"
"Well," SAID the Captain.
''l went into the hail, took. q large lamp
and went directly 10 my roJm, il then beirl
then after one o'clock"
"Wellw
al placed the light upon the table and com
menced undressing | had hardly got my Goa
oil when'my attention was attracted 10 ores
and quaniitl Of petticosts, lying on a char
near the bed"--
"Well," said the Captain, who began Il
show signs that he was deeply Interested
"And pair Of dainty slippers and sill
stock lngs on The floor. or course | though
ii strange, and was about TO retire, but then
thought had al least a Iigh, 10 know witt
was in my bed"
Exactly" nodded the excited Captain.
$50 took the light, went softly to my bed
and with trembling hand drew ostIe The
curtain. HeeNens what sight yGunt
| gil, should say on angel, OF about eighteen
was in there asleep''-
"WeiI !" said The Captain, giving his chai
a hitch.
CAS- Igazed upon her, thought had nev
er witnessed anything moie beautiful. From
undenealh little night cap, rivaliing The
Grow in whiieneSs, fell stray ringlel over /
neck Of alabaster'-
"Welln said the excited Captain, giving
his chair another hitch.
"Never did look upon bust more per
| Iectly formed. took hold OF the coyerir
and seitly pulled 1t DOWN
"WeliR' said the Captain, betraying The
utmost excitement
"ro her wais."--
"MH" sail the Captain, dropping the
paper and renewing The position Of his legs.
"She had on q night. dress, buttoned up be-
fore, but softly opened the Two first but
tonS'--
"WELL p' said the Captain, wrought 10 the
| highest pitch OF excitement.
"And then ye gods,.what sight 10 glza
upon A Hebe--pshaw words fail. Just
them
"WELL 70 said the Captain, hilching his
chair right and left, ard squirting his tobacco
juice against the stove until it fairly fixed
ag9in.
TAI thought that Twas taking mean ad.
vantage Of her, seized my coat and boots, and
went aud slept in another rcom."
"Hs Gp!" shouted the excited Captain,
jumping up and kicking over his chOir-'IT'S s
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