Smyrna times., 1856-07-30
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~ w The daughter of Rev. Bi~Lon 1,na,
ceh'Iy burned al Btskingridgc. \ 'I"Is ii re-
recovering from the accident. - u slowly
.0r~F He.ublnits himself ro h.. s.,
passion. - De caught in
tba, y, ,,.,, - Is the opinion Of a Western ed;,.
tl,r "11l 2oeS iuftber when left onf ~ y 'of'
'I. .nan W'en % well housed. He saws so " a"9rS
VI Why are railway comment =,
dresses! Because thcy have 'r ;r,"+, .ke .,e laun-
country, and sometiucs io 3, I,,,Io me Nhuie
" The man who threaten. n.o
n.""Fs [IHcol"uS; for the world r." ~ - IS
"i'i'ou' iiini' and IN short time ceasos - on
~ a classic editor says, fthe N,ids 80.
.o"S'dnuy balhlng, he presumps G- were
I4ne' me Dryads were the ones VIVA "'h u 'helr
he towels VINO brought
~ The most crogs-crainod or.,
ne worst OF mankind, nor th,. Ln,,tII I no means
'oli the least polished in Zee in.r ''eS' III sta
" A boardcr at a hotel was rooo.,
I ',.,aG 10 sned tears when The cLen.'ty o'-
nst'G .,,,tet;a Gpon beng asked the canso was
moving sight" '"ccse was a
,.E, - - Gnice were engulphcd bv ,bo
WY would It Resemble The nj,v y - me sea-
ID - ~ PFinc'Pe character LETT o,,t1 '>'"eilo
Venice. "o Moor (Inorc)of
" " Pa has Mr. Jones' ewes 10,
Why, my boyr' eo' ieet !'
Because heard mother s.
't'e t'1at al party the other nirbt n. ZOO.
eyes followed her all over the ROOM " ,'r Jones'
X Johnny" said a three VOC
e"c[ brother OF SIX, JOHNNY. y,LI "n "lu 10 an
S'a me VIZ, sun 60 back whore it rises Il, "a" we
ny Jlm' you little gooycv 'c.,,.:.
% "S''"'ied 10 be seen going down ea.t ""nid
c. Here" sid dandy to an I,;.,.
ia come ana tell me the biggest lie 'apo
plnch." ''' you 10 whisky
AM by my soul, yer honor is a gentleman -
.d5i a." :, Mary am glad your bce, h,.
blue "ny syGs w;;1 sad Mary opening wide her Iarg.
o"' "o'h'"g' only secit is able to Lo on,y
VE.A lady to her husband reod ,.
Love- on purpose to be arrr,aI,I' '"e art Of
" had rather have love w;IInn, 20 o.n nm
ID he. "''pool art" Fcpli-
- gI,rSal'' 81, said one girl to another, alan.
% giad have no beau now" am
"Why so!"
'lcasc." "'""y onions asI
" ?" want some shaving soap" so;d.,
gentleman TO boy Que daV. d" ola
eS' SIR replied the boy. % bero :
''ie can recommend, for use il mvsolS,, -, dF-
W \ recent philosopher discovers nal,
avoid beng dunncd method
iiCW Nv +! how how :" we hear evervbodvo.
ng. Never run in debt. Oouy ASK
W. An lriShman being asked v.h,
'iest, he or his brother, said VINO was the
am '"e Oldest bur if Teddy lives u,,a,
ears longer We shall both be of an age '"''e
o. What is the difference bo,u.o
Master ana an engine driver '''iooI-
One trains the mind, the o,Ior .,.
iii"us The
" Inc young lady in Paris. who ,o,,,..
i'"c "cf iorttelh ascent IN Il balloon. hos oa
"'"'' '"S'c ior moving IN the upper circlos
" native ofAtrica who visited H.,
lGw years ago, when asked what t." 'a""
d" " nun be water fast asleep" was
OF ltyou wish to know wbe,bo, ..
superior to the prejudices of the worIy ~%y0ony
II" TO draw trunk for you. "O''u' "SS
~" JOSH | say, was going 5ov0 .,....
0ther day, and | seed tee bark" aS1' S'r1e'
'am' seed 1t hatlOp." al seed ,ho s.u"HS
s"Ge, "Dld it take its trank win i t"e 40 Que one
Is left that for Eoard" ~,
W ny may chemist and a r,o.r,ot,
o'n be females Because one is an aeOrnk Ama r1!
=, (nnalySer'} and the other CLarIo,,n nnn En-
VI Hlchter says; a No man can o;,hor
lousy OF die rlgheously without asr w;Fa 1--WE
pga ere rras SayS ySrn ,a,' "o ye. suerngs and S.
VI The Boston Post says tba, h,.,,,,.
a'ca' 'lohs are recommended for bnknssS up up
inaea externally until the hair is we'll s,or,o1 con
nd afterwards taken in generous q,,anti,ro sI'me
ernaIiy, to ctinch ne roots. - f'""''l"s M
tnn" .aa .aa3iss