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Daily American organ., 1856-03-29
HOWARD ASSOCIATION,
PHILADELPHIA


IMPORTANT sANNOUSt:E EMIT
guyO al possons. afflicted with sexual dis
Los eass, such NJ Spermatorrhea seminal Weak
ness, impoencas sGonorrh9s, Gleet Syphlis the vice
Of Onanism or SeltAbuse, &c, de-
The Howard Association, IN yioa OF the awful de-
Btructlon Of human life and health caused by Sexual
diseases and the receptions practised upon the unfor
tunate victims fsuch diseases by quacks have direct
cd their Consulting Surgeon as charitable act, wor
thy OF their nae 10 give medical advice gratis 10 oil
persons thus afflicted who apply by letter, with de
scrpuon Of their condition, Cage occupation, habits
OF life, &c.) apd, ~ cases Of extreme poverty and
suffering, 70 furnish medicines free o. charge
The Howard Association is q beneyoIenT fnstitu-
ton established by special endowment for the reliel
Of the sick and distressed, afflicted with "Vrulent
and Epidemic Diseases and its funds can be used for
40 other purpose. Ii has now a, surplus OF mesass
which the Directors have voted TO expend in advert
ing the abog notice 1t il needless TO add that the
Association commands the highest Medical skill Of
the age, and will furnis tire most approved modern
treatment Valuable advice also given TO ok and
Just published, by the Association, a report on
Sperniatorrh@a, or Seminal Weakness, the vice Of
OnaDism Masturbation or SelEA buse. and other dis
eases of the Sexual Organs, with account of the
errors and deceptons of quacks, and valuable advi
to the afflicted by the Consulting Surgeon copy
of the above report will be sent BY mail n sealed
envelope free Of charge the receipt OF two stamps
tor postage. W 4l ~
Address DR.. GEO r. CALHOU UN, Cor suting Sur
geon. Howard Association, No. 2, youth Ninth street
Phadsphia Pennsylvania t
By order OF tha Dlrectors M r
EZRA D, HEARTWELL, President
Geo FAIRCHILD, Secretary.
mar 3O-deoGwly 4|& asa.tAs fEfsfe
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nEuICAL ADvEarfssMENTs.
DR.. l. B. WRIGHT'S>s - ~.
4fs,f Ge as VEGETABLE ieg 1f tGA II
} LIQUID CATHAHT i &c 81
Pleasant Family Physic,

Pleasant Family Physlc. #
a N ENTIRELY VEGETABLE preparation, poa,
the Liver, Stomach and general system As an anti
bilious and Alternative physic, this medicine
W.T. HAS, NO EQUAL in THE WORLD. q9f {
have used it constantly In my practice for upwards
of ten years in all where good physic and al
teratiye was required, and would not now dowithou
n II is the Physician Assistant as well as the safest
family medicine in Children drink II with plea
sure II will not Dauseate the weakest stomach. IL
produces no gripping but operates easily thoroughly
and is sure TO eradicate all impurities from the sys
tenn If il s properly taken. Already thousands OF
living witnesses are ready to testify 10 It's superior
virtues, Independent ofits purgatiye and antnious
qualities Ii has cured the worst cases OF hryslpeas
in a few days. 1t is a neyer-ailing cure TOR Head
ache Liver Complaint, Jaundice, KidneT Complaint
Bilious Fever, Pains in the Side, Back, Breast and
Limbs, Colds Cramps, Worms, Lumbsgo, niotches
on the Skin Pimples, Cutaneous Eruptions, ObstIuc
tions in the system Constipation of the Bowels Diz
ziness Mercurial Diseases, Plcurisy, Female lrreglt
larities, Bowel Complaints Ulcers of all kinds, &c
II ceanses by its superior medicinal ylrtaes the ul
the stomach, carrying it off through the natural
channels II inygorates the blood and leaves the sys
tenn healthy ask my friends TO test the above
medicine, and pronounce verdict as sney sna, oe
professionally will not doubt Its worth as.
Since its first introduction, no medicine has attain
ed such wonderful popularity and Its sales have IN
creased beyond the most sangune hopes OF rsfriends
NeiQhbors recommend il as safe and unequalled
physic! PhysiciaHe carry it with them. Children
viii take no other after one trial. and parents should
use no other in their families. People wing in low
and marshy countries, subject TO deadly masmas
where Fevers, Aguc and Fever, and bilious com
plants are more apt to be,.will find the Liquid
tathartic'' the most potentremedy yet tried. Give
it q trial. Ks = go sGA = u1} rl
Co., and c. III. Ring New York. ,,.
/ Full directions accompany each bottle. Price so
and 25 cents of ten and twenty doses Z s. IL
Principal Depot, 4o9 Broadway, ~ Y.
Sold by @. STOTT & co, Washington, and all re-
spectacle Druggists throughout the country. oct ls
Daily American organ., 1856-03-29
BOUNTY LAND.

AEFICERS, Soldiers, Sailors, Marines,
" Landsmen, Flotilla men, Chaplains, Clerks,
Indians Wagon-masters, and Transfers, (their
widows or minor children who have not yet received
full 100 acres and who have been in service Ia days
are entitled to land in any war since 1880
Widows, whose husbands died while in service,
are entitled to pensions, and minor orphans Of such
to years halfpay. All who believe themselves en-
titled to Landbounty, and Pensions will be bene-
fitted by calling on the subscriber either in person
by letter. postpaid, corner of 7th aud streets No
1872, opposite General Post Office. G
Claims from agents examined and prosecuted upon
the most reasonable terms. -
No pay in advance, and charge II nothing Is OBJ
tanned. 90 MEft8R .8.8R III Si2&Nfs& fs
EY- Refers to the citizens generally.
Special attention given TO suspended claims.
\ .tst ~ aasoEg a,,.5ss sa ssJN0, JOHNSON,
ap 1s-ly Agent for Bounty Land Pensions
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War With England .

We have read the voluminous correspondence
between the English and American governments,
u,on the enlistment question. 1t amounts to
this g M s ,.4a
John Bull. We've declared war against Russia,
my son. utmind--no prvateering
Jonathan. All right old fellow. I've always
been opposed to that sort of thing. Let's make it
a rule in future,
John Bull. (Judiciously holds her tongue)
INTERVAL OF TWO MONTHS.
Jonathan Hullol What's thisl Ensting sol
diers on my Territory That won't do.
John Bull. Oh, dear, no. It's mistake. We
haven't done anything of the kind. Some Yam
KEGS wanted to enlist, but Champion just told 'em
to go 10 Halyar. s,
Jonathan. John, how dare you? Look at me.
That's ridiculous subteriuge, and you know it.
80, no more of yonr nonsense.
John Bull Dear Jonathan How can you say
so2 Don't you know love your Haven't j told
you 80 hundred times? Am not your old daddy ?
Would do anything to offend you, my boy?
Jonathan. Why, you impudent old sarpent !!
You're at u dgaint What say is just this Stop
2 il, or--Pll know the reason why
John Bull Well, WELL I've told Champion to
give it up Say no more about it. Let's shake
hands and be friends again
Jonathan. | won't-so there!
John Bull. Why not, my dear fellows 1t was
all mistake, you know. l thought you would
stand it; but the moment found you wouldn't, i
gave way didn't I? What can do more
Jonathan. Turn out Champion! We don't want
him here, after what he's said and done. =
John Bull. Turn out Crampton? Why, I'm
perfectly satisfied with Champion.
r Jonathan. But Pm not. He can't stay here,
tell you; and il you don't call him home, shall
be under the disagreeable necessity of telling him
to go to Halifax.
John Bull (aside.) What boy it's grown to be !!
An impudent young rascal but like the dog the
better for it. l won't send for Champion, though.
He managed the thing all wrong, it's true but I'll
not be- bullied into turning him out Of his place.
Daily American organ., 1856-03-29
AMERICAN ORGAN.
From thn Homo Journal.


II affords us pleasure to publish once year, ia
Following lines from the inimitable pen of Haieck
The winds of March are humming
Their parting song, thelr. parting song,
And summer skies are coming, 100
And days grow long, and days grow long.
watch, but not in gladness.
Our garden tree, our garden tree,
Ii buds In sober sadness,
Too soon for me. too soon for me.
NV second winters over,
Als and l, ais = and
Have no accept. loverl
Don't ask r.s why, don't ask me why
'Tis not asleep o. idle
That love has been, that love has been;
For many happy bridal
The year has seen, the year has seen
I've done bridesmaids duty,
AT tthree or four, at three or four;
@ My best bouquet had beauty,
Its donor more. its donor more
NV second winters over,
Alasl and !, alas, and
Have no accepted lovers
Don't ask me why, don't ask me why
His flowers my bosom shaded
One sunny day, one sunny day.
The next they fled and faded,
Beau and bouquet beau and bouquet.
In vain at balls and parties,
I've thrown my net, I've thrown my net;
This waltzing, watching heart 10
Unchosen yet, unchosen yet.
Nv second W nter's over,
Alas! and /, alasl and
Have no accepted lover;
Don't ask me why, don't ask me why.
They tell me there's no hurry
For Hymen's ring, for Hymen's ring;
And I'm too young to marry.
'Tis no such thing, It's no such thing.
The next spring tides will dash on
Ny eighteenth year, my eighteenth year.
Itputs me in passion,
Oh dear oh dear! oh DEAR oh dear!
NY second winters over,
Alas! and /, ALA and /
Have no accepted lover;
Don't ask me why, don't ask me Why.
Daily American organ., 1856-03-29
MARBLE MANTELs.

" A X B l. II w y IL IA S---The Subscriber
lvA begs leave to inform his friends and the pub
lie that he has increased his stock of Marble Mantes
comprising Sienna, Brockedelia Spanish, Egyptian
vein, Italian, and Black Marble, richly carved and
plain of the best quality newest style, and superior
finish, which he offers for sale low for cash.
Also, 90 Marble Monuments, Tombs, and Head
stone Slabs Eastern Marble for window-ss, lintes,
tops Soapstone; Calcined plaster, $3 per barrd
Also on hand large lotto of Connecticut Brown
Stone New York Flags and steps, suitable for build
ing purposes f sig ga.tas s.ga# D0s 81 s.
He invites the attention of builders and others to
his stock and will endeayor to give satisfaction to all
who may favor him with their orders.
WIN. RUTHERFORD,
aug 2-1y ~ On Z street. bet 9th and 18th.
Daily American organ., 1856-03-29

AN EXTENSIVE DIsNER.-The Marchioness OF
Londonderry England, owner Of the famous "Chil-
ton Moon,n recently gave dinner to those who
worked in the pits. There thirty tables, each
aiording seats for ninety men, with losg gallery,
which afforded room for more than 500 female
spectators. The tables were furnished with beef,
mutton, plum puddings, potatoes and beer, In lbe-
raj allowance. On the centre table stood baron OF
beef, weighing 1870 pounds. An impression Of the
expected gastronomic capacity OF the golfers is
had in the fact that, among the provender were
eight fat bullocks fifteen sheep ton of plum pud-
ding, ton and half Of bread, forty bushels of
potatoes, and fffy barrels Of strong beer. After
the dinner tho msrchioness made speech which
was received with thunders Of applause.
Daily American organ., 1856-03-29

SIGN OF THE BIG KEY.
~ R. NEWMAN, LOcksmtth and Bell
Ne Hanger Royal street. near the Market, AlsI-
andria .h laitt48
Bells hing and repaired in sworkmanlike manner,
at extremely low rates. mar s0--eoly
Daily American organ., 1856-03-29
FASHTONABLE DANCING,
At M under's A Assembly Hall.
III Nv MIfNnER I1rnfessnr nf Dane IN:

al M nOcT'S ASSemDIy IL
WH w. MUNDER, Professor Of Dancing
lie at Georgetown College and Convent, and
principal teacher of Washington city, has the honor
to announce to his former patrons and the public
generally that hewil resume the duties of his School
on Thursday November sth, 1886, at Numbers As
semby Hail. adjoining the Star Office, at O'Clock,
z. NJ. for ladies' misses, and masters, and on the
same evening, at 16 for gentlemen.
He feels assured that the unequalled progress OF
his numerous pupils in his former classes is sufil-
cent of his superior skill as an instructor
Prof M. begs leave to remind the public OF the
unbounded success of his May Festival Ball, at the
National Theatre, which was attended by upwards
of 1000 persons. ~
His new Hall, which is one of the largest, most
beautiful and convenentlyarranged the city, with
two large dressing and supper rooms added, which
eau be rented for balls and parties. The location Is
convenient persons residing in any part OF the city
l. DAYS of Tuition On Tuesday and Thursday, at
o'clock, p. NJ, and on the same evenings, at for
gentlemen. q ss,,g, flsosr 4, -. II aas aCp ,t
A.class for young married ladies and gentlemen
will be formed shortly.
All who desire to join his classes, will please apply
at Mr. John f. Es's Music store, Pennsylyania ave-
nue., near Tenth street. TO Prof NJ, at his rooms,
on the above days. A subscription list is now open
TO receive the names of those wishing season tickets
to the Soirees. Only IS for the season.
oct 80 --dn - t. f tt fafa M
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CERTIFICATE OF WIN. J. ATWOOD.
HuNrsvILLE. YApKrN Co, N. c.,

ET8 #TI " November l, 800.
DEAN SIR: Allow me TO express to you my sincere
thanks for your discovery of medicine which, to say
the least of it. has effected that all other med
icines that have taken have entirely failed to do,
Hoo6ands German Bitters have cured me of the most
stubborn and aggravated case Of the Piles that per-
haps ever fell to the lot of man. My case is not O
stranger in this community, as | am well known in
this and the surrounding countless and truly say
that my recovery has astounded all my friends and
relations, as had tried everything recommended,
and nothing did me any good, until was prevailed
upon to try the Biters. You are at liberty to make
any use Of this communication, for the be eft of the
afflicted, you may think proper.
Truly, yours, WIN. j. ATWOOD.
DR.. @. M. JACKSON. Fh stai
Daily American organ., 1856-03-29

These Bitters are entirely vegetable. They invig-
orate and strengthen the system never PROSTATE it
and can be used for infants as well as adults
For sale by respectable dealers everywhere, and by
Y. ID. GILMAN, Washington.
J. l.. KIDWELL, Georgetown.
J. r. PIERP0NT, Alexandra.
ian Adm ~
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REMEMBER THE TEA-PoTl"

HREMEMBER THE TEA-POTI0
MFRS. SMITH set her Tea Pot on the
IvA range to draw the tea, little dreaming it
Wouldn't stand the fire" till she saw it run. She
screamed as it dsappeared and fell back in conyul
sions Every remedy was administered but nothing
would restore her. AT last, her husband said be
would call at FRANCIS'S, on. Seventh Street, and
buy her one Of his Fireproot eaP Pots when she was
observed to smile In the morning after starting
away, Mr.. Smith looked back, and saw her standing
in the door For moment he listened. 1t was that
same musical voice, My dear remember the Tea
Potl', ~, 1, IS. .l, jan ll--rtN
Daily American organ., 1856-03-29

WANTEDI WANTEDI WANTEDI
Two find persons in want of the following
u articles:
French and German Looking Glasses
Portrait and Picture Frames, round, oval, or
atah square fst .' @'tt Il. .t', ,sts '.*
Oil Paintings, all sizes ~ t
Marble-top Bracket Tables in bronze or gilt
All kinds of Picture and other Frames made to
order trss
Also, Looking Glasses of any size made to order
A lot Of cast-iron Brackets on hand, suitable for
shelving
N B. Old work regilt and Looking Glasses in
serted in cid frames. sty
All the above will be done and sold at the lowest
rates for cash. JOHN WAGNER,
25S, Penn. avenue, opposite Kirkwood House
dec 19-1y A . atttHtt at'i f1 3aFi''
Daily American organ., 1856-03-29
The Odds and Ends.

Arrangements are going forward, as all the signs
indicate for speedy consolidation of all the un
American elements in this country, into one great
fusion party, against the Americans and their
didate for the Presidency, including the Black Re-
pub!icans, the Romish Hierarchy, the Infdels the
Union Dissolvers and the fanatics and anarchists
Of the womans rights school. W
The Black Republicans 60 for Letting the Union
sliie,n are to have their convention to nominate
President of the Northern United States, on the
18th Of June next.
A numerous branch of the same family, led by
such amiable " liberty" men as VIM. Lloyd Gar
rison, are to have their convention at the Taber-
nacle In this CITY, in May, to demonstrate that the
Holy Scriptures are humbug and the absurdity,
therefore, of claiming for them divine authority.
The Romish Hierarchy have already had their
convention at Buffalo, to /" organize the Catholic
vote" for the Presidential electir on the colo
nization plan." Their candidate President will
be the man that will go hardest for driving the
Bible out of the public schools. Garrison's anti
Bible platform is expected to receive large nc
cession from this quarter. Garrison says the re-
ligion Of the Bible is an imposture. Bishop
Hughes organ, the Freemans Journal says it is
demon worship" II r.s.a
The .Journeymen Union DISCOVERS, who rally
under the dictatorship Of such Intervals as Ste
phen Foster, Wendal Phillips, and the strong
minded women, also have their convention in May,
to execrate anew the convention as an accursed
bargain" and auathematize the Union, over and
over again, as !. league with death and a cove
nant with hell.n Thus: a# ase
cal u nav;I with devil d.r,pad
Daily American organ., 1856-03-29
GLENWOOD CEMETERY.

Office Mo- 292 Pennsy trdnid auenas,
Corner of 10th street, over the Savings
& da0 4u8 1870 hank. aAt ~ 3N
YHyHIS Cemetery is laid ont ON the plan OF
n the celebrated Greenwood of New York, and
ter miles north of the Capitol North Capitol street
leading directly to the gateway, This Company have
received charter from Congress, appropriang Their
ground forever to burial purposes, making fee ute
from legislation OF otherwise which is Of vast mpor-
tance TO those who wish their dead TO repose where
they have placed them forit has becomes custom IN all
cities when the burial ground has become valuable
for other nnrposes to sell il and throw the dead pro-
miscuousy into one large pit and legal measures can
NOT prevent IL as no titles given to the ground.
N b. Office open from 10 to 1s A. N, where pamph,,
Iets containing the charter, bylaws, and map OF
the Grounds and all other information can be OBJ
tained. All orders left with Mr.. JAMES +. HAR-
VEY. No 40 7th street, or any other Undertaken,
will be promptly attended 10. June ls---ly
Daily American organ., 1856-03-29

! d. r. Hooker, Rogers Store, Wake county, North
Carolina, October "a, 1858 says:
Having experienced very great benefit from the
usc Of Hoohand's German Bitters, in Chronic Dysen-
terry and Functional Derangement Of the Liver, and
its concomitant evils, l arm desirous of obtaining
quantity OF it for the benefit of my community. Yeu
win, therefore, please send lot &c" ~
Daily American organ., 1856-03-29
Devil with devil damned,
Firm concord held-n

oil having different notions Of " religion, the
Bible" and 1.-The Union,n and freedom" it is
true, but uniting, unreservedly, in favor OF the
higher law" driving the Bible from the publc
schools, and denying the authority OF inspiration
for the sacred volume, in order 70 have some inf
mite Goddess of Reason installed in its stead
There will be " sbrieks for freedom" and curses
both loud and deep, against the +" Americans"
and Sam, and " Uncle Sam" and " the slave
holder Washington" and the STAKEHOLDER Clay"
and the renegade Webster" The candidate
which these evil spirits viii try to make Pres
ident of IL he be faitbfsl representative of his
constituents, should be some Demon of Discord,
or Lucifer, and, If the
Black spirits and white,
Blue spirits and grey
all 60 into one grand fusion convention, Martins
famous picture Of Pandemonum will have at last
discovered its great original not 10 the airy realms
Of fiction, but in real life in Pittsburgh, Phiadel-
phia, or the New York Tabernacle York
Erpress.
Daily American organ., 1856-03-29
DIR. BROTHERS. FEMALE PILLS.

Especially Designed for Female Complaints.
The constitution always suffers more or less when
>ny of the secretions discharges, established by
tne laws Of nature arrested retarded but from
none does more evil arise than from obstruction
suppression Of the menses. Thus sure in time to
bring ON q train OF complicated and obstinate dis
eases, such pains in the head back loins and abb
domen determination of blood TO the head and con-
sequent dzziness. cold extrenites, but especially
cold feet; loss Of APPETITE. cosiveness and general
debility; Cough, Papitation Of the Heart, Hectic
Fever and Consumption. The re-estabshment OF
The Catamenta evacuation. whenever check ed or sus
pended is indispensable 70 health, and the coninu
ance Of life,
The design Of these Pills ID tb. restoration Of the
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1856-10-16
Neu!1lork Daily Gribm,re

YIN, A, Yny Fuor " AMOS srREEr-DEsrRuc-
-,ox oy ~, S1r,sso.r.-Yesterdsy afternoon, about
a o'clock fire broke out on board Of the steamboat
Norualk hing a, the foot Of Amos street, ~ The
sr, originated between decks, but how or N what
manner - uukuo wn and in short Il ne the entire up
nor ror,iop OF the boa: Was enveoped in dames Inc
fr,men of the district laboEed in the most energetic
manner 70 suppress the flames but before they could
do 50. the boa, was almo., entirely destroyed Soc
was owned by Charles Mclean & Co, VINO estimate
their loss 81 about SIS, COO. The Nor~alk was com
handed BY G.. T. Rodman. She was undergoing
repairs and had lot been in for week ort dsls'
FIRE ~ BROADWAY ASD CH.MBERs SrREkr'-
Last evening. between and o'clOck IRE occurred
in the large marb, building on the corner OF b~ad"ay
and Chambers street owned by the Shoe and Leather
Barking Company, and occupied in the basement IL
an insurance Office rSt door by the Shoe and Leather
Bank, upper floor offices by various parties some
gentle men who were in D-monicos restaurant, DIS
covered flames issuing from of the windows ON the
secord floor over the bank, in the premises of Acker-
man Mixer. merchant taOrs The alarm was
promptly given. and the fremen. who were early on
the ground soon subdued the flames. Me-Srs. Acker-
man & Mixer sustained about $3.50 damage-insured
for a, SEQ in the North River Insurance Company.
The ceiling of the banking house was considerably
damaged, and will probably have to be taken down.
Messrs. Mcmahon brothers and lawyers, occupying
an office the tailor shop sustained slight damage
and the furniture of LAWYER Fitzgerald also IN
iured. The origin of the fire l. not yet known but the
matter will De investigated by the Fire Marshal