Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1856-08-28
Aumlorous RtaO,na.
Ginger Snaps.


A California contemporary, sPeakiag ~ (.
news paper Just started says at on, iasf,
ability and character 10 be influential"
lis said TO be 80 dry at trss on ,ls Clio.
that The people along The shore have % sP5'a.
kls ihe liver to keep the bOlls lron kicking up
. 5ssl
writer IN enc Of the northern papers on
S,,.ool Discipline says :--"Whhou. lbers'
use CT TIE rod, it is impossible to make boys
saan
Why a.. ,be ladies' Of tie present Day ls1
ne bl.es Of Scripture Because they "'Oil
-1l nsi.her ID they spn Sc. ' l'Aon IN al!
,'5ry sfas not arayel aL- -tl ID .-.a..
We touaa .he hl!oving motto ,a'..7 wrapped
sround bOn-b,u T. is quite Hrl .'s''.
Love Is "a fre that bgrLa ga' spa 3
In men as naturally IN clarcoals.
Bachelors are not entirely Jg .ay Tesas-
msnt Of sentiments, as viii be sesE by the to-
loHing toast. offered 10y ou, Of na, na.ern.,.
a. celebration .--"Laligs- --.weeyDricr, 90 lye
gardsa Of hie,p
4 new stove has been inventaa ios The COM
fort OF travellers, II is put uudec he feet, and
nus.aid plaster upon the head, which draws
th, heG. thfoaghtho whole sys 10. ~ I'd ID e
Yap4es Invention Patent rights sell clever.
y.
The Erie cry Dispatch uPhods the follow
ing lo..riLe
Tn ossI thing yoa can do with an ugly wife
is to sas,e her as ysu would bad mOney-pass
her of &c somebody else.
BLy is an editor like the book Of Reyela.
lions
Because he is fall Ct Types aud shadows
aa5 e mighty voice lIso the sound Of many
waters is ever saying to him--wrile.
When is a gCodman most like dog
When he is barking.
What vegetable is ,lways seen in the midst
ofthe Niagara Falls A?
4 grent rulh.
What yeggtab1 would q Mao b. most AFRAID
OF, II nc were among buiialoes
a burush. " be sure,
Punch says nat before marriage the man
is struck with lac woman and afer marriage
the woman is struck with the man. lis slr.-
Ling business al around.
when goes a shorpin,' sid aa cd lazy,
Il alters asks iorwhat wants, aaI lttfey bee.
It, and us suitable. aud feel iu,tn,' to 6ny
it. and i!'s cheap, and can't by &C, oD auy ot'sr
place for lees, / most aIars t,Ae 1t Without,
charreriug about It al dsy as most people
does"
4 censul.taker once called upon the mother
Of family. III California or some Other prolific
country, aud asked hoW many childr.a bAe had
ILe mother replied that she really could mol
Tell but there Wa ooe hDg d vu,eh she gus
certain, 'Gbe measles got among t4e cnllarcn
once, but there WASH. enough Of measles {,
go round"
A hen -pecked individual VAS discovered by
Buffalo policeman, engaged in uproinous
laughter on The walk. BEN, called % au as-
count be said "My wife and / maze g,,n mo,
risd tive. + yoars and she has ala ,y . had t,s
better OF me- nov she is dead aud--ho Ao 4
Ao.oo p
4 Chicago broker 'amoa, ht Ills shrag!nss
took Trip by rai'rOt4 the oacr Jay a, sa
down at The end Of .t. la- var because .c
considered the use Of money worth ry.oe hing
while the cOn'lc,or was coming through uc
cars.
BY the ancient law Of Hnrgary, man COO
yicted OH bsauy vas condemned 10 i've wfL |.
both Uwss ia The Same house .ho crime T.s
p ccnseqncn'a, extremely rare,
oH ma FIERCE, or S-W HANPsulpl o
hHh Fnns'in Pierce how changed is Garth Ic
sInco FRS, he drca BIS breath. q
hs was N Concord AT nj, birth.
In dlsCOrl ut hls ur.tL