Daily Iowa State Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1856-1859, 1856-11-22
Dcci.ra,ton az war s.om IN N u.

Deciaratton az War f.om IN " u.
The scaipei for Novamber, has brui
side aimed al some Of Tue capital -,ns II
man ami wafHankiBd, which amounts 20
aothing less than - medical declaration
Of war.
Come here, thou t,thy. seuAtng. ns-.
Is. con temptiblr tobacco cheaer. Whose
tr-Gth ""uli poisnn, our sewer, aSd
whose .l4gtttd lir- would frlshteb away
night ecaseDger. = here, take the Seal
pei n Thy trembling mani, and read th,
!1Ou H!t thou make respectable
mlc&: !hruw way thy tobacco Get
INTO i tag spitto0n, aud let The water
run over ard through thee for the sext
Two months: then get into = vinegar va,
and undergo thorough pickl .ng, and by
the fourth oi March neXt thou mayest
bec1m decent citizen.
Halo! yon rllckibg, hlccuughiny,
stupid and spewIne .paiprrn If jronk-
ard: lie down ia that utter, aud hear
patiently our ietejj v,ruleuce What:
ia tn name Of lecrnGy hnd manhood,
~ 1on ..b"n; IL putin. that BelLebub
e3mT"oni 81 alcohol, aquafortis and
alum into y0u siiment-fy stew-pan!
Here, take this; IL IL che Of our ema.ics.
Swallow II down and vomlt il up, and
theu lei us swab YOU out with some OF
our "Capsicum tatsup." We know
what's good for you. Hand over ,our
money, and settle your muddled brains
Gi you have any lettl TO work on It's pa
gcs. and 20 anywhere that We send YOU
4 -.
20 1T once uni have cur probibltoly las
enforced Al the rolht y he seal pei.
Glyo ap tie .iqaJf, or give your Carcass
for irsaec'I1b.
You take suiii, 81 ,ouI Well. If Your
ue>- 5 10 more worth {. an 10 make
4as, t.N Of i,i's make your mouth O
Eatbagn barlci! Here, open II, ana let
Us put there withured cucumber. and rot
ten apple and cabbage ~ Ii Ia
there arc some -IinSing scraps If scruf-
ui3u, cow-arrt, ami some cigar end,
tLa; tssc hr.u tWic. smoked ami sucked
STAY thtTe'- a few POTTER onions, and
tue cputtLls - . cpitte0u from "a grocery
store. where you 90 /" huy your dinner.
u nn't &c aagTy. IL il jusl ~ ulce us anv
Ut v0ar uEinated, excreMented. dried
ana ground smut We shall have 10 pu,
your nose under the hydran, until win
Ter, aSd thea begin . apply oil ana tur-
gcn;tae until spriGg.
Ny dear Miss l. tItla; any d. YOU wear
;ignt boots and h III heelss Your fa,
c,nillD4 toat vii be spoiled. The pres
sure All make the toes swell. You wal
h,vt INST aIonl4fng pains from carue.
~ swelling from bunlous The beauty
~ ar tpat VII DO lost, the errlrcInp
giaeelu hess of yoGr tread will he r,p.:
tbe legs sd be stiff and painful. ami
Nuu cannot dance the 70 cina,ibs schol
st-nc: YOU vii have g. shuttle and uto5le
hke spawned Gag, and perhaps your
tne les NAV give out, AMI yeu be lame for
lille
You can cultivate AMI Improve your
natural possessions and sif Of 6ody
and mind, but you cannot alter or change
them for the better. Your tGot Is iu,t
the right size. Take care uf II, uaeh it,
rub 1t, keep /, clean AMI warm, ant cul.
tvate every TIE and JOIN, and make !,
al elegant ani re.iuhie carriage Tor the +
body. Ii YOU pat Ii into bonds and m.
exp6c. an ugly md trouble. r
{ ONE enemy 4 compressed foot Il one
0t The most awiut Of botheratioa-. PRAY
YOU, avoid Ii!
3 madam t'.i YOU il - thoroughly
outrageous. was speagIog Ia you. lad
Veronica Perfect! Well, -ir, pray wba,
IS thoroughly outraeeou,!" Your dress.
NY lady. And pray what /, NV ire.s 10
you: All accumulation, madsm. Ard
YOUR Scalpei, TO M, IS an impairment
1o1e. | shlil dress a. | please, sir.
Wish you would, madame. AT present
'ou dress to please tha, vulgar IN, b of
aols, called ''tbr Fashion" You who
lave such good taste nnd cultivated un-
to put Yourself in the shane
Il parachute, ami be h opei up IKE u
'ogshead OF su ar, with tacklipg enough
bout you for packet shi? You ought
, be ashamed OF ,t!-With shell On
our head, and dry goods store about
cur heels. Are not you foolish wa
nan to make yourself slave to the irv
GODS seller and dress makerl You'll {
nd the crystal palace alone soon! Why,
pa'd positively have to undress il the
utry, Il you came 10 see US, for YOU
ouidn't get into the doorway of an or. c
mary paror AZ you are. What will be.
,me OF YOU at the eauinoxr