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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1856-07-15
DIR. ADDINGTON,s NEW


49, DIR. ADDINGTON's NEW
M OFFICE, embracing i've rooms on
0Il1YY Main, between 9th and 9th streets,
@@--1-- has every regulate for performing
any operation in Dentistry In superior manner, ut
fair prizes penez essaperapour cons-nems. my q
W0~X The ubscriber has on hand, ct his Coach
-Snf@ Making Estsbiishmsnt on Lombard Al
ley Sss.;:. ms. sn a6 S "a e
TEES, BAROyCHES, BUGGIES with and without
tops and SULKIEs, oil Of his make, sf the best
sold - low q good work Of tho kind can BE- in the city
Of Richncnd and respsetfgiiy 81 can from those
termined to make To- order and sail n the lowest
prees possible. ana al work sold. thst i nav, wsr-
e S-dsn xIcAJAH MAHeuM.
L,OR SALE $50 feet 81 sronsa % Grace
Also. $50 feet in the Same square, Broad street
The whole, or part thsreoG Z Odsrsd for ssls Apply
je 1s-lm. Main st. between 7th ana sth ~.
reelected Constable In tbs 9TH District IT Hem
co county, begs leave to inform tbs public that he
will s1i y ATTENDING sa;ss IL :.s
lie. : that ii eoassrssd vii s. s.Ii.ta " red
tsDce wsst of the city Of Rehmond, whore I may
'sEss Iss e f'''d Ef;i Hos nosrAouE
MF. LkEEABvKk, sUaUsVl;, Richnsaal,
open on the Let day Of Ostober, 1856, and Gloss
the frst day Of July. 1857
ton SO; Modern Languages, each $40; Latin szs
Music ON Piano, Harp OF Guitar $50; Drawing go;
Drawing fkop nature 80; Psnfing. water eelors $40
u q. ~; Pnns1y Departments for shiidrsa under
AsrEssssEs.-- Pasroas Of The School; Right Rev.
ss Be-, s ssS ss.: 81.
iseus1S,uSsss I.ies.rs .'i H. = P.si,s
asv k'R' Lew. .', js. w;ss a isa ohm
a. Csye, C. w. Thiloa. Miss Gordos, Mrs Tsy Ior.
Madame Estyan. Mile Lacy. ete- ets.
j I'm : HUBERT ?. LgrERvRE.
~ FIRE AND MAXINE INSURANCE. COMfA
NY will Be removed IN few days = No. Isl Main
aas w. l. COWARDIN, sec'y.
The spscious Office in Ballads new Hotel Build
ing now occupied By the said comgssy, !: @, r..t
nant Of my stock Of Lissn aaa hsbt csssissrs cecfs
rapts and yests Of very low prices many Of which
the SESSION. Thoss Who wsah u pursha.s row viii
find Il zssat saving - they get article squslJ
= sooa Asd fA.hioaabls = T. &c s-sS Rs,s g Tie
~ II corass iisia cd "a rssTi "a
- ssstmene Of brii.isnts which will - cold iew q
Gloss. 1ItAx Il. JOHNSON,
{ ~ ~ No. 81 1sia -
vTsHk kOlKkTra MILL q lar sals, pF5.
ni :.'ss e si Srat "a .'I! 6sscusE %.
AURAH1OM LOna111N 161bl;k nakANOY
~ aid OH fQeT WINE RazttealasIJ A1eSsed
! ,s--'.s'-' - JOHN w. POLLARD,
jyu uFsegist. i7th street.. 81
OE7K 0WL8, AND HALL nRE8s k~, .
Ks)U ard lare1 a1d meAium mkEkEAEL rer
s.is y AcnOhALD, sroI1a MA9yKI..
sF kNi.s go g. 9 4 - q re- kMlf AlIkN-
oosrss Isl -, - - issss assss
l1ANK9Ee N1a15 O q Gu fsVs III
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GuANO..-Ths aehnes1h ere nrc pseparel
~ t. seeeise ssasrs IL ~. Reruyiaa 06ap&s q
s'- 81 II. sKlMKER co
1Ghk ekknCM 66ANDf IND t02X
nA%xAlE1le rka6 8 cka1iesl eseqs j !
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MERCHANTS INSURANCE. COAlPAN,
lVv QIcHM0N0-A n tiu~ ofs h.

M or RICHMOND.-At . meeting Of the hoard
Of Directors. held 1t their Office on the 10th Of june,
Resolved, THAT thi. Company will make no chns.
eretary YES dresied toinform the other city Compa-
mics OF the above resolution order 70 establish
uniform in tbs city this subject they bs rs-
quested to unite with u y
rne Insurance Policies reasonable terms other
Ci.ims for Losses win, in all cases. be promptly
and fairly adjustsd and paid. s s5Sssf 1.z -
No charse for the Pslicyin any case
Once, for the present, the East nde of 18th It,
nesr Main, up Stain.
VIM. q. Christian, WIN. Breedsn, ~
!0nn fureeil Thomas B. Price,
Wm y. faines s yas Thsmas, Jr-
tewh 0inter. ~ 9s~ss John CarFis, Jf,
Aug. Anderson, Jas. Duniop ssa
JsmesI i. Appsnon VIM II. HaxslL
Roscoss Heath, John D Qasries
John DooIey, David + Burr. safsaf
kich'd Y. Hsskina asa Lsrkin w GIszebrook
Lews Y, Crsnshaw. D. vos Grcnins,
yoeepo y Audefsou. Emanuel Miller e
John G. Sinton, Ed. H. Skinker
In HosrAsus Soy. A = 800 e i4Ms:
pukk Hack BkkKY R01NOY-.1 r..
hghtmi nuA eheetivs remedy for dianssee 81 m
sa ~ n tes sac ~ W POLLARD,
vOHN.--A ca.se Of prize Wh0e Cer.
LILY eAIectoa q axxtye Whjch viii ~ ooiir n
das:a,sss 70 s.if psssaa.s:: if .ls. @. sssedis
Via o oi -. 4 =. W. 81. !. s
kkCHks: & x KCH 4 I!s--:1j506 49,
II LEECHEs tast Tsssivsd sss "a - = irsee
Ms W0OLH0usE. Is Dte;A a.a
1870 Qse eselssss HeseNsrs NM. !.
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- o8NHoSu
Ill &. s.ess Il sa'si iEsss. g. IA Pa: Il
.ssS . f :'s =: c cn.l =
Or fosssf, ma dvs psl CT. "a slo..sr Ps.loi
:. n Rs.p.s. rrs.ss. = : e, IS s.-ss
1vA Tie METkOPoLITAN 1xvIN Gs BANK.
chartered By he Lssssssrs receives sepssiss upe.
e . = he re e cent
Han. GEoRoE {. HERRING. PI.St.
ss-sns i XII & p P1 casseeF s sss,
1NHE VIRGINIA SAVINGS BANiA,
i chartered By de Legislature Of the State = now
prepared 70 recsivs deposss q money Of any amount
Interest on III san,s rsmsuins on deposit ii nosths
bsposiis may ss ns sis1 VIII the treasurer,
s s ISL ss s1 ii. 6 s < ne
TB: sTARKE, Treasurer.
MORE NRW SHOES By Rx-
y PRESS Received and open this mornins
Ladics Morocco Slippers from s5tc. mp to
the finest; do Velvet do &c.; French Ties kosetted
style; Morocco Buskins do. Bootees; also, lot
Of Lsdis. and M,:ss fine Heel Cater n,h e. the anu
Shoes be sold remarkably cheap at the cheap new
Dry Goods and Shoe store.
iva Sign of the Rig Man.
GENTLENIEN,s CAL FsKIN
AND PATENT LEATHER OXFORD
TIES, of our own city manufacture. at
G. 8 MAURICE's,
jyI2 ISL Main It.
= - GKNT's GATE q s-A large
stock of Gents Cloth Calf and Patent Lea
= Their Caters. 70 be closed out cheap before
the ;ss'on is 0ssr as g . AAg ~ G.a 4
y eur ssoek Of SPRING TRfHMINGs. which, q
bic Diego goods We are res.ivias FRESH SUPPLIES
by giving call at they will themselves
much time and trouble IN the tedious effort Of
MATCHING TRIMMINGS -
NH 25-4mf 200 Broad street.
O. AnA BROAD HOCk tvA.l
RACES will commence the
S second Monday in October,
1856. and continue five days.
lat DAY-MokDAy, Oct ia sweepsaake, two
mile heats $50 entrance play or pay, the proprietor
to add $780, provided two or more start, closed with
lst. Mr.. VIM. II. Gibbons names b. m. Pasture, by
Revenue, dam Emily Thomas.
I'd David Mcdaniel names b. m. Adelgiza, by
Sd Calvin Green names ch m. Linda by Belshaz-
ger, dam by Glencoe.
ID DAY-TUEspAY, Oct. IA "A sweepstake for
s 100 entrance, $50 forfeit, three to make q
race to name and close Let September, 1856.
Sd DAY-WEDNEsDAY October I5-Proprietor's
Purse $3.50, two mile heats .sr
4th DAY-THURsDAY. Oct. 16.--Jockey Club Purse
$780, three mile heats with inside post stake of
100 play pay, to close the LIST of September;
each subscriber will be subject to per cent entrance
upon the $500 purse.
5th DAY-FRI6AY, Oct T-Proprietor's Purse
500, mile heats, best three in five.
Second race, same day, sweepstake fhres year old
colts and flleys two mile heats $50 entrance, $50
forfeit to and close lst September, per cent
entrance to all purses. CALVIN GREEN, i
jy 2-2awtlstSept Proprietor.
r EOkGE y. LOWNES, 1856, Main street,
N near 7th-Grates; Tenders; summer Fronts.
isquare, circle and eeptic patterns) Ornamentals;
Iron Rail; Balconies Verandahs, &c.
Remember the humber and give me q call after Z
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/ AMp Oils bbls. kxIra Whistler Liza
- -. - W snA sptdh 1urpsntins rscsivns anl
~ BENNETT, sEEas i rIsHER
~ e Dusfiss.
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- FOR RENT-1iAKl.BOKl1. former :.
ly WALL STREET HOTlL-This property
- II situated on 18th, between Main and frankln
streets has been recently enlarged and undergone
thorough repair. 1t can accommodate comfortably
from fifty to lxty dodgers There il large bar room
about thirty BY forty fsst, paror Is BY 50 feet
dining room so by 40 feet, spacious kitchen with
large bake oven and extennvs cooking ranges all re-
Gently built; comfortable servants rooms, cenveni.
ences for coal and wood IL well supplied with water
In the kitchen, bar room and on the second hoor
gas has been introduced into the house and there
every convenience necessary for such an establish
meuk 80
Possession given on the Ist Of February nsx,.
For terms apply to fENDALL GRIFFIN
ID SO-.-tf !. 4 s-15 80
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Nv TELEGRAPH.

~.oss ieveS whit. 8 ,5sa 90 red SI5o1iJ5S. Germ
higher; white GA ne, yellow S<0eS.
Nrv Yosx. July H.-FIour declined standard
acrfhsrn A 50 Whest cents lower. Corn droop-
fns 9tocks lower; Va 6s e4k. IS
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a m e n IA WAITE So Up II u n
"A SPRINGS; situstsd q miles from Jetersyill.
miles from Richmond, will be opened the 1st of July
The waters of these two Springs said TO be equa
led Il Phiisd.iphis and have The same o
the Greenbrier White Sulphur.
TERMS OF BOARD a. follows Per day 81 80; poi
week SO; per month, for % days. ga; Children cvel
There viii be an omnibus, always ready to tax.
7i s 1s e .n' Spl: TEos c. WILSON SONS
@ IA BATHING. HALL
- HAMPTON, va-This delightful watering Place
il now open for the reception of visitors BY the day
week, month season. 1t 10 situated eleva
ted point, and commands an extensive and splendid
view of the Bay, Hampton Roads, James River, and
the surrounding country.
The advantages for Bathing are not surpassed by
any other watering place, and the climate IL pro-
verbal for health.
The Proprietor pledges himself to make every ef
the liberty 70 refer tor his ability and disposition
please those who have heretofore selected Chesa
peate Hall for their summer T E treat.
A LLKGHANY SPKINlaS.--'This Water
"A ing place is situated in the county of Montgom
cry Virginia. the banks of the Roanoke River, 81
miles from the Virginia and Tennessee Railroad, and
beauty in the State. This il uncqudued in III
efedcious qualities by any mineral irdfey IN the Union
and contains ecuiiayly ts sO and which
have yet been found to exist in any other mine
raj springs Its has reached and refiered case,
,chich all medicine and other mineral ateys had failed
in. Persons wishing to gain further information in
regard to the santive qualities of the water,
ferred to large cards. which have in all the princ
pal Hotels. Steamboats,, Carr, &e, with celti6catei
appended from gentlemen of the highest char acter
We have recently erected large BATHING establish
ments of all descriptions; also, comfortable Recep
ton House at the railroad.
Persons leaving Richmond or Petersburg will ar
rive at the Springs the same day by O'Clock p. H.
We will DO prepared to receive visitors by the lei
day of June Our best efforts will be given to render
visit to this fountain of health agreeable and pleas
ant. JNO. w. HOLT SONS.
my N-dtl0A Prepretors.
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Is - WE have on hand 4 iarge assOrss
~ pnent Of Gold. Stone, Cameo, Lava, Florcn.
N teen and plain Gold Slssvs Buttons and
: Studs All those in want will find It 70 their
iuterest to examipe orr stock before purchasing
- MYERS & JANKE, No. Isl Main IT..
~ - Al. Illr.rps kn1 slfscB
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| GEORGE >. LOWNkS, 1856, Main street,
VI near 7th.-Grstes; Tenders; Summer Fronts.
isquare, circle and eleptic patterns) Ornamentas;
| Iron Rail; Balconies Verandahs, &c.
Remember the number and give call after Z
/ amining elsewhere. my 21-6m
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lyl CERTAIN PREVENTIVE OF. AND RE
LIEF TO GATHERED BREAST.-Thess Cloths
have now been in for several years, and with
scarcely any advsrtilpg hsve met with rapid sale.
Hundreds have testified TO their efficacy in prerestisg
the formation OF Msmmary Abcess or Gathered
Breast allaying inflammation where it had commsnc-
ed and in producing an easy flow Of milk: They are
the invention Of Virginia Lsdy, who bad long been
sufferer from this distressing complaint and failed
to find relief from any other source They can be
worn 1t all times without ineonvenience, and have
never in snsle instance failed to give relief when
applied promptly and before tho disease had appear
ed They may be easily Transmitted by mail to any
part of the country and orders accompanied with
81 and u cents In postage stamps viii always secure
the receipt of them with full directions for their
use. Fer sale by the agents. IS 8
- MEADE l. BAKER, Apothecares +.
80 1a6 Main, N. w. corner OF 10th street
3 Ia N0--1Ec elm ssf7 sNae Richmond Va
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GPhING GOODS.--We are now openinG
= eur stock Of SPRING TRIMMINGS, which, q
ususl, consists Of great variety of and deEira-
BILE goods We are receiving FRESH SUPPLIES
every week. and customers may assured that
by giving call at they will save themselves
much time and trouble IN the tedious effort Of
MATCHING TKIMMINGS.n
HIRSH 4 BOTTCHER,
NH 25-4mf 209 Broad street
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4 AGKk BIER, of superior qualify, pat
Il up in pint and quart bottes for family nae. For
sale by ~ P. WILBACHER,
iy ffWs 'sa M 20a N AIN ~
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NOTlCk...rke subscrtbeT, having been
reelected Constable In this 9TH District IT Hem
co county, bess leave t. inform tbs public that he
will take pleasure in attending any busnes in any
part OF the county that may be entrusted him. and
ties - that eli concerned win be satisfed Ny red
dence Il ON the Wssthsm Plank Road, short dis
tspcc wesrof the city OF Richmond, where may
generally be folnd. Respectfully,
~ S-df2 THOS. M MONTAGUE
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VUNHk HARTFORD Flkk INSURANCE.
/ COMPANY-INCORPOR IN $780,
CAPITAL STOCK SSo0,000.
- This Company has transacted an extensive business
for more than forty years, and has aimed to
public confidence BY honorable and faithful fulfil
ment Of its contracts and owners Of property are a.
sured that all fair claims for loss under policies will
be literally adjusted and promptly paid.
: No charge for Policies.
L. H. RHODES, Agent,
No. ~ Pearl street.
ie Tim Smith. Rhodes L Co.
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MICAJAH MANGUM.

LyOR SALE-. $50 feet ~ grouha on Grace
II street, opposite the Agricultural Fair 0Founds
Also $50 feet in the Same square, Broad street
The whole, or part thereof b offered for sale Apply
to ssi4 8a8ts Da. BROOKS, ct his Office,
ie l9-lm* Main IT.. between 7th ana eth stz
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. :s: |EE|s ] ! MN! :saas ''''''
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- CENTS GATE & s.-A lnrgc
stock of Gents Cloth, Calf and Patent Lea
= Their Caters, 70 be closed out cheap before
the season is over, 1t Ess G.. 8. MAURICE'S,
Up ISL Main It.
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Fun.

We like fun. 1t is great institution,
II il was to come TO that we should vote
for it with big ballot, 1t is what keeps
most of US from getting sonr-it adjusts
the equpoise of life---it melows the flesh
oils the bones. rosfies the brain, sets onN
right when his tendency is the other way
Blessings on the man, woman, or who
or what else invented fun. How much
has it done for you, reader, ourself
Smith, Brown, Jenkins, and the rest oil
the folks? What monster-what brute.
Dark, sour, gloomy, sepulchral, cold.-.
BAIL Every hody avoids him. And then
women who recoil from or repulse lunl
Conscience and the Crimea, what beings!
Her countenance is an appalling cloud;
her voice as of the tomb; her disposition
cross between the lost ship Of lemons
and demijo Of sulphuric acid. Ugh
Turn your feet, your eye, your hant
from her. She's either spoiled in making
growing or keeping.
Fun! What would the world do with
out itl Momus and Joe Miller forever
What sunshine and roses are to Nature
so is fun to man and woman.-Sierr
Citizen, ss.r.,--.F
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Spanish Proverbs.

He that hath no bread must not keep
dog
1t is better to go round the stream than
drown in crossing.
The best work a mother can do, is TO
take care Of her children.
Nothing great can be effected without
trouble and labor, . ....
The happiness Of a vile, and the cult
valion of vine, depends on the care Of a
man. .... .....
What we learn in infancy remains
forever.
A regular diet cures more people than
physic.
The best catch at dice is not TO play.
Children tell in the street what they
hear in the house.
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Select pnetry,
TRUE LONELINESS.

She who thinks noble heart
Better than noble mein,
HonorS virtue more than art,
Though It's less in fashion seem
Whatsoe'er her fortune be,
She's the bride, the wife for me.
She who deems that inward grace
Far surpasses outward show, .
She who values less the face
Than the chariu the soul can throw
Whatsoe'er her fortune be,
She's the bride, the wife for me.
She who knows the heart requires
Something moIe than lips of dew,
That when loves deep rose expires,
Love itself dies with it, too;
Whatsoc'er her fortune be,
She's the bride, the wife for mt.
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" Did you ever buy a horse? If So
you have doubtless been struck with sur
prise at the great number of horses just
seven years old. A shrewd Scotch jock
ey, whom l once employed to aid in the
selection of a horse, as he examined the
animal mouth, inquired of the seller
chow old is he ?" "Seyen years.
"Ah," said Johnny, "that seven year,
AGO was tremendous year for colts"
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SC.


The morning was dull, and bctokenod a day
Unsuited to curing and carting of hay;
SO Stephen bethought him to take trip down,
And bring this thing, and that, and the other from
towns
And he harnessed the horse, and proceeded to go
forth,
With pail of butter, eggs berries, &c.
Now it happened that Stephen (&c.) came down
On the day that the show was to enter the town,
And into the village he CHANGED to come forth
As the caravan came into town from the north.
| CA wondrous collection they purposed to show
! forth,)
Elks, elephants monkeys, bears, tigers &c.
And Stephen arrived opportuncly, wecn,
For never had Stephen an elephant seen;
So he, with old Sorrcl' fetched up by the fence,
To see without paying the twenty-five cents;
And soon came the creature, uncouthly and slow
forth,
With tusks, and with trunk, blankets, ribbons, &c.
But scared at the sight or the scent or the sound,
Old Sorrel' turned quickly and shortly around,
And in turning soquickly and shortly about
The wagon turned over and Stephen turned out;
And into the gutter the berries did flow FORTH
Together with stephen, eggs, butter &c.
Quoh Stephen aloud, as he rose on his pegs,
A fig for the berries, &c. and eggs
But honceforth never can say it, of course,
That I've not seen the elephant-nor can the horse.
aRahpGk.to the homestead old Sorrop did 60 on,
pgon and Stephen, &c and so on.
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Printers Proverbs.

NEVER inquire thou of the editor, the
news, for behold il is his duty, al the aP-
pointed time, TO give it unto thee without
asking,
When thou dost write for his paper,
never say unto him "what thinkest thou
of my piecel' for it may be that the truth
would offend thee.
1t is not fit that thou shouldst ask him
who is the author Of an article, for his
duty requires him TO keep such things lo
himself.
When thou dost enter into his office
take heed unto thyself that thou dost no
look at what may be lying open; for thai
is not meet in the sight of good breeding
Neither examine thou the proof sheet
for il is not ready to meet thine eye, thai
thou mayest understand it. -. .
Prefer thine own county paper TO any
other, and subscribe Immediately for IL
and pay in advance, and it shall be vel
with thee and thy little ones.
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when to Wear India Rubbers.

when to Wear India Rubbers.
We have noticed that many persons
wear India rubber over-shoes in cold,
dry weather, 10 keep their feet warm.-
This is an Injurious and evil practice
India rubber shoes are very comfortable
and valuable for covering the feet during
wet, sloppy weather; but they should new
er be worn on any other occasion. Their
sole use is to keep out water. They
should therefore, be Pul off whenever the
wearer enters a house, and be worn as
little as possible, because they are air
tight, and both retain and restrain the
perpsiration of the feet. The air cannot
be excluded from them, or any other por'
lion OF the body, for any length OF time
without sensbly affecting the health II
is our opinion that no habit tends more
to good health than clean feet, and clean
dry stockings. SO as 10 allow the free per-
spirati OF the neither extremities. s.-Sct
american.
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RE "Root, hog, or die" is now rem
dered as follows; penetrate the sub.
soil. my porcin friend, or early expect an
obituary on thy untimely demise"
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~ Snooks says, "The prettiest sew.
ing machine in the world is about seven.
teen years old, with short sleeves, low
neck dress, and gaiter boots on
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o. An old cyniC, at concert the 9TH
er night, read in the programme the title
of song, viz; 'oh give me cot in the
valley love Reading it over attentive
Iy, the old fellow finally growled, We'll.
if | had my choice, should ask for a
bedStead.'
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Nails GROWING INTO THE FLEsH.-A
late writer in the Ohio Cultivator gives
the following:--Cut notch in the mid
die of the nail every time it is pared -
The disposition to close the notch draws
the nail up from the sides. 1t cured
mine after had suffered weeks With its
fostering. as ..
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Pm a stump candidate, as the man
with a wooden leg said, when he was
.courting widow Jones. ,@r
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If honest men are the salt Of the esrth,
pretty girls may be said 10 be its sugar.
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UNHAPPY PEOPLE. old bachelors
and old maids.
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A W1FE's RIeHTs.-" Wife," said
married man looking for boot jack, af-
ter she was in bed, II have a place for
all things, and you ought to know it by
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OF In virtues eye the good are always
great, the great not always good. a
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Eyes, replied she, II ought TO know
where you keep your late hours, but
don't,
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0cr Brave actions are the substance o
life, and good says the ornament Of it
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A grocer, in Dublin, advertises whis:
key for sale, drunk by bis hate Aajesty,s