Delaware weekly Republican. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1841-188?, 1856-05-15
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papeInsse says nnaa ,Id wTnA m ssas nsyfsos
Of seHs. Bssware.
Western paper having stated that Judge Doug
lass was man of ''loose habits" Prentice replies
that, on the contrary, he ia often very "Hsht."
When Mr.. Alexander Gun was dismissed from the
Eainhurv Custams the Following entry was made
in the books: ia Gun. disohsreed for making
false report"
Aman who married a particularly plump speci-
one % day that she aIsd % The measure Of his mstrmo.
nial joy EuLL for she was beauti-fu, duhfull, and
an arm-full
aJu,ius vbv am . bsabuc pever ont an monsvg o.,
a ny ay fn beno, 4, ~, outSo ~ oney '
me-"
am tell you Julius: because, you SEQ, you nsbsr
touch him but what he's got se0nf."
Magistrate asked an Irishman whom he was
questioning-"Iiavo yon ever seen the sea 2" Ever
seen the seM Does your worship suppose trun-
deled all the way over the salt ocean in Wheel
Why are kisses like creation Because they are
made out Of nothing and are very good.
The perpotrstor of the above was sentenced TO
kiss fifteen young ladies, punishment for his Of
fence He took the m after very coolly saying that
be considered kissing capital pitnishmsnt.
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conrsa Of ons nf h, ,naacSa raeantI srahas "
sccjsntiamsn If tba ocsn s,oS n ;nkstend
and tha mil cionded capon ~ an, tha Iovai
gropnd Of our youth SToy Sbest oF nsner eniiSnSt
Begin to write my love Of country onto in
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me North Canon (Calj Observer dsscribes num-
among the rest il mentions two large human fraots
pronounoed the foosprIpts Of the Prophet IEIIinh,
and made when he took that haavenIy Iean thnt
landed him on tho ether side sf Jordan
MIGHT AND MAN-Gordon Cumming. the great
lion slayer wastelling Rogers, day how he once
came unarmed, upon a huge lion "rhinking to
shsen ,heb n,m' = ran At MIN WIN d al ny might Sa,a
away with all his nsaas, suppose - d Exactly
ing it rathor strong. y '''''
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me widow OF an eminent composer nnving s.atea
upon tne TOMB Oh ner husband, that me mad lott
,ns ne, and gone 70 that blessed place where only
nus music can DC exaeeded, the mourning relic Of
famous pyryteohpiss adopted the same idea, and
caused 70 Pc inscribed upon the marble slaos ne
Is gone 70 that blessed place Where only his D'o-
t0o'Ns can DO exceeded'
A fine NevfoundIand dos followad a man into a
drug store, lately, and there picked up. and was
preceding to carry off large sponge, when the clerk
called tho mans attention to 1t.
u knew" said the man, "but it's no use; I've
tried oil could to make him honest, but hang the
dog, be will steal" And away went man, dog and
sponge.
An urchin Of ten summers. was sent 10 sobool for
the rst time The tsachar ~ "tts.t bis scanrmants
asIad hin, s,yyho nsda 1anS,i Trha ~ aanidnifs
/ answer rba tasohar toiS him ,ba n,on.r ~ sSer
and Sa.,,sd ~ ho \, a n, se h"',r:
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study.aI swowi I've forgotten the gentleman's
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.sMr FiIk;ns Won sav Won Inov tba dsfsndant--
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"a For ,.hst sir.N.nrs.;nr NJ t,t.or,tv ~
etFor integrity, siFpn ssh
| avail iii 7 ,sn sa< .hont Ionas 4. that 10 hats
honest, he cot a queer way of showing il, that's
/ air.
WWhat do you mean by that?n
uJust ths--that the night before he dimes on tur.
key, somebody's poultry coop. Ia always 5rok en-
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'"That will do, Mr.. FiIkins."
An exchange paper, the editor Of which, nodoubs
lately set up with widow, goes OH thus;
Fer the other halt OF a oourting matsn tnere 70
noIhing ike an interesting WIDOW inere 8 as muen
duerenoe between courtlng uhmsel aud an attrao-
we widow, as there Is between cyPhenng IN nddi,
ton and the doubie rule Of three oourtlne girl
like eating fruit Az very nice as iar as u extends,
put doing the amlaole 70 bine,eyea oereaved enc
. riob' punrent syrupy, tor delicious oourting we
repeat give US live s'widder."
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TAT Asp ms ris.1A s.,n iooking nioeruan 81 ~. .ne
ngnt o,ysion ~ tnelren%insuis, % was Once uuag.ng
iesureiy along tne ROAD with Pig IN stnns oe-
mind hlm, when as bad luck woale nave y, ne was
overtaken by General CraaiuId, me saiu.at,on'
as may DO supposed was nor not tne mest coIulai'
CALI" "What pig, geperalf" exclaimed the cut
prIt turning round wlsn NE most innocens sn,pilss
y Mhy tnst Pig you nave behind you, y1u,VSin.
faady nosning aoasneo, ana tpimng IOuno . i, p,
bs,ora g Il IL scanSuions 10 thinS What a wisked
n wourd we live in, asd how ready folks are to iaks