Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1856-01-02
Glorious News
ITO THE AFFLICTED

- MEDICINES. In presenting these prepa-
rations to the public, the proprietors are aware
of the prejudices which they must expect to en-
counter. Tho country is deuged with ouack
nostrnms, each cluiming to be the ne pl us ultra
tho medicine ofall medicines-and are pushed
into notice by the aid of printers ink, with
zeal worthy of better cause, notwith standing all
that has been said and the ESSAYS written against
their use by the profession, and out of the pro-
tession. Indeed 30 prevalent has become the
mania for quackery, that recent writer, man
OF emincnce in the medical protest. on strongly
advises that the subject be let alone. 'It exists"
says he, in every walk and occupation of life,
by tho exercise of which men procure Bread"
and thinks it time wasted to endcavor to stem
the tide.
We have long since thought that the only ef-
tectual method of countcracting this strong cur
rent of quackcry to place in the hands Of the
people, regular medicines, prepared in accordance
with the rules Of pharmacy.
When our prairics and mountains catch fire,
and the inhabitants behold the dcvourinH elc-
mcnt sweeping towards their devoted homes,
what do they do {: Do they vRinly cndeavor to
stop its progress by throwing u few buckets of
water upon it d.! By no means! They build up
couuter-fres which rush forth to meet the APP
prouching torrent of flame, and by cXhuusting
its food. put stop TO its ravages or turn it out
Of its course Now this is precisely what we are
trying to do. The cOuntcr-tire which we are
kndling, consists in presenting to the public, me-
dicines which arc prepared according to the
laws OF Science, from the bost of GIugs, and I'M
der the superintendent of q regular physician.
For testimonials Of their efficacy ia thc treat
mcut of the various diseases for which they are
recommended we would refer to ell that have
ever used OF them Wo BRING forward no certi-
icatcs from obsure individuals, stating that
they have been cured of all manner of incurablc
diseases. dccming an insult to the Intelligence
Of the community to try to palm Off such stuff
upon them. Il these medicines are u humbug
then medical science is IL humbug.
THE FRIEND OF THE AFFLICTED, OR
ISheum0tic EmbTOcatiOn.
Is confidently recommended to invaIids MS I'M
surpassed by any known preparation for the
kinds. Indeed it has no superior where an out
ward application is necessary but its most per-
tectly magical power appears to be over all Ill
GERS, and crOnlc cases OF rheumatism, that nave
resisted all other remedies for years. 1t never
having been known to fail even once in the course
OF eight XearS.) 1t Is unpHra@oncd IN the cure
OF the following diseases in animals, vi&:-Distcm-
per, "ndgn!I3, scratches, Sweeney, StIfiuess,
S"ddlcg"Is, wounds, &c.
The Genuine Medical AnOdync.
An Invaluable rcmedy for the cure OF the tc!-
LOVING diseases, w 1OOth4che, MUS, COR VI
gor.) lIcnd"chc' OhollS, Cholera Moro"S' lhiA-
nHto"y rheumatism. 'cc. l. IS also an iiT"ln-
able medicine III many complaints to which lc-
males are SUBJECT IN o"Sir"ctlohS' cltner tot"'
or partial 1T has been found OF lneSflmabtc benc-
tit restoring their 1ur:tlon4l 'Tall%ements to
healthy ACTION PURIFYING inc blood and other
nuldS so eIIGctu"lIH as |" 'ut TO might an Diseases
which may arise from female Irregularities, us
headaches, giddincSs, pain in the side. back. DC.
In fact it is uncNcccd, If equnllcti by any other
preparation known, for the cure OF all diseases
arising from cold.
The NeutralizinE Cordial. or Physic.