New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-07-24
NO did not zee dem, but know il was dem;

/ Arouse, old Sour Krout spfecb Deutsch; dey finds
dead rats and tTOws dem my awning, dey lay
III We shmells dem 30 strong dey brings par6er
boe and sets dem up by my grocery, and on lie bole
vas bsnied shaving done here, and de beepes, ven
! cey see De sign dey laughs and ssy good; aud It
makes all de folks oink dat cheat dem; dey durns
my boxes into de shireet.'
- IL that all p asked the Judge
Mein Colt is dat not enough asked witness dis
pairingly.
q Certainly i; ia, if you eau swear that you saw the
boys do it," responded the Magistrate.
q can shwear dey do it, but cannot shvear see
DEM"
- How do you know them p
GAN The beeples say dey is de felers'
I" Well, YOU must ether bring some positive proof
or shall have TO discharge the boys"
4" Veil / do not know as can do it. and the yell
low left the Court Disguised with Am rican rules
Of evidence.
The Judge addressed the boys in the following Ian
You have escaped this time by the skin of your
teeth. You are bad bOys--I know YOU are-whether
Won are the Ores who troubled the Dutchman or not.
He was probably right in surprising You 20 be the
author Of his dfculties but be had no positive proof
which would warrant me in convlcilng yo1 Of me
otTer Sc charged Now if let you off this time will
you scouting the pr0pretors ofcorner groceries
"Yer, Sir replied both Of the boys, meekly.
"Now 90 home. This Is the fret time have seen
YOU here-f zee YOU here again. ii send you both to
The House of Refuge
"Yes, Sir the response, and the offenders left
the room.
a well dressed Frenchman was brought before his
Honor on charge of beating his wife. He protested
against the civility shown him. "My wife, said he,
srow re wash basin at my ed, and slap vonce her
sheek zis way
Judpe-Sbe states here that YOU struck her several
times In her face with Your fist.
Prponer-Oh you have been mistaken-I nevaire-
novaile-sirke her viz my hsi ven have slap her
face take her and hold yer tight Eat she no more
STOW re basin at Zat is all re occasion OF my
come here.
judge am afraid that l shall have to bind you
over TO keep the peace for SIX months.
Piisoner-Keep re piece, have no piece-l break
nossing Keep re piece!
.Judee-You don't understand Inc. mean to make
you give bail not to disturb the quiet OF the world gen
orally and your wife particularly during the next Blk
months.
Prisoner-Remercie understand you now. | sink
Eat is not necessaire. Will give you re bal you
wish 10 again, and will bring my wife viz me,
and re dficue be settle yizOut &c bail to keep
re peace Viii zat satisfy You, Sare
Judge-Yes, that viii do. Clerk, make out the bond.
No further business of special note was transacted.
JEFFERsos MARKET.
The returns yesterday morning at the Jefferson
Market Police Court were very lght-ligher than
they have been for many days before. Quite num-
Der Of gentleman, however, were brought up on
charge Of having been too couviva-some of them for
having been Loisterousy convival as to for
get the elementary pTincip es of etiquette.
William Bliss aashily dressed young gentleman
with red cheeks curly hair and a mustache, which
was sadly III heed of encouragement, came IN accom-
panied by an officer and Mrs. Ann Thomas, woman
of rather liberal age and dimensions. MIS- Thomas
stated II at this young gentleman came into her house.
No. 81 Mercerst., between 10 and IL o'clock on Sun
day Die ht, with two other gentlemen; that he was
very drunk and commenced talking TO young ladyi
that he threw her down, and when re interiered,
struck her and slapped her the sde OF the head,
ard lost one of her earrings. Master Bliss casually
rems ked that the statement untrue, but the Off
al "A Tbomag drpW down the
ners of her mouth with sort of bulldog satisfaction,
az though he going to give the little fellow an
exemplary shaking. The Justice proceeded osinterro-
gate him:
:" What do you work at p
81 am in the patent business Sir"
" Where do you live =
" Nowhere particularly anywhere We not oeeh
long in the City,"
The magnanimous disregard of space eyinced by
Master Bss in his City life did not seem to be appre-
ciated by the Justice ,
"WeI if YOU say you don't live anywhere that is
proof that you're vagraat and II send you to the
Island"
Tie broad jaws of the complainant became more
firmly set she looked abou, with her little gray eyes
without tuning her head the canine satisfaction was
"My home is in East Calais, Vermont"
The officer here stated that he told him he was from
Massachusetts, The little gray eyes twinked.
Massachusetts, is where was born.
I'm answer to various other questions, the young
gentleman stated that he did not know where he had
been drinking he went to places that night where ne
had never been before that he had been ia the City,
of and on for Fix months; lived Ia Ihirty-hrstst
last Winter and now had no particular place last
stunned on Broome-st.-T0Omed there. The othcer
stated that Master Bliss had made a cOunter-charge
against the OrdeToying lady, of stealing some 70
| from his pocket book The hule grs, ewes looked
striped 1he Justice, however concluded that Bliss
was not at the TINE e state TO be a reliable witness
The young gentleman paid his $40, received small
modicum of advice, put on white nat win weso
on il and stepped out as unooneerneny ar possiDie'
The little eyes resumed their twinkilns. They also
went out.
Mrs. Mary Cotter had been caught beating her lege
lord in the street The Justice had considerable diff
Guilty iIrmaking her realize that he was doing her
favor by sending her TO the suburban retreat on Black
wells Island to spend the Summer.
! Mr. Michael Welsh, red faced, red haired, red
eyed gentleman from Ireland then told his story.
! 81 was singin and enjoyn mesf and serenadin me-
silflast eyenn all alone except somebody in the nixt
sthoop and this man came up aud tould me 10 qult;
! and told him didn't care any more for HIM than |
did for cat work at laboring work, me family Is
| four children and tie old woman didn't drink any
| cond swear on me oath that have no. drank more
thar one glass of liquor since the Fourth OF July
| 'WheTe id you get your liquor y
81 amt gon to tell that by no Names III act many
| ony how. -
Charles Pittsfeld then brought complaint against
! the firm of Gibson X johnson, for coming INTO ms
GROCERY at the corner OF Amity and Mercersis', aad
traI sgressiDg the very srct rules OF eqnelle Known
IN rreva In that locality. Mr. Pittsieds face Is sueh
/ a saow sanctimonious cast, that IT seems marked by
nature as one of the very etTonghods OF iogysIn Inc
! irreyerent pair very unlke. One OF them
seemed 10 be quite too noensiTe TO have caused the
disturbauce But the other, Mr.. johnson, had cheek
enough for anyihng-enough even TO starte the pro-
! rriety of Mercer-s,. Whether he had two enormous
aus of tobacco cooled away in hs cheeks or was a.
ficed with the mumps we did no learn, al any rate
his head on front view presented decided resem-
! 70 no of