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MISCELLANEOUS.
YATHERE are made Mills Of the variou

wv capacity adapted Stnub Power
hundred to
grinding from hpphra tho bspr according
power applied and the velocity
Southern Invention, well Southern Manu-
the Of heir excellence conba their
popularity eItsnsve sale and the large capital employed
their manufacture
approved plan boiling meal wheat
superior family PAuterf and gthHr wanting Mills
Boe the hme manufactures, and bs
batter suited purchasing OF undersigned than by depending
their Northern for grinding.
The following table will show the pticas Of the tcd Ni
aud s arncy ofeah accordance with printed nstfuc
pusn ent with each mill.
Burr, price GearSt s195 Capacity
bushes 10 the hour Velocity from $50 to 600 revolutions
minute Band inches wide.
Burr price slS Doube Gehrcd tl4o Capacity
Band iucheG WIDE
stache enough for Horse Mil and sizes from "a
inches purposes whatever
is Burr Double Geared, Capacity
10 bushels to The hour Velocity from 400 to $50 revolutions
minute. Band sinches wide.
price 1900 Capacity from u TO Is buHhee the
Velocity rom 400 500 reyonns Bsnh bucheS wide
1850 Capacity II to 10 bushels tho hour
Velocity 500 reVoiuOnr. Band II inches wide.
S5gto revelation minnie. Band tpchea
IS inch price $500 Capacity 40 TO g. bushels 10 the hour
Velocity S50 voiutionu Band is nche wide
The above Mills leave the mandatory complete and
grinding attached nod
printed Instructions the Mil All ordera len the
actory cent by mail the addssa OF Willis r Coleman, New
Orleans, his Agents. will with Alteration and dphteh
Terrus CASH all Mills sp fully
ie73d&wioi 'b5 WILLIS p COLEMAN aNnteS aud Proprietor,
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3. ANToGNINI,

No. 10 and IA Cont Street, Between Char
tres and Leuee streets.
mt OTICE.-I respectfully inform my Gus
md the public generally thas have sold MANU-
FACTORY OF BILLIARD TABLES MIR B. AHT0GNIN Nos IL
street, Charres Leyee
withdraw from that line Of business
Pcny extend " Air. Ansogun the patronage have
been honored with.
avail myself OF this opportunity notify persons
indebted their those indebted
ra and without delay Mt Nos. Is and IA Contiste
A. RICHARD,
New Orleans, May 81, 1885.
n HAVE the honor to inform the customers
Ill MIR. A. RICHARD that bought his
MANDATORY OF BILLIARD TABLES, formerly on Cont
No. 49, between and Exchange Alley that added
Cont
Old dous Of purchasing any article my
will please with CALI and
say them b9h by the with which their orders will
attended, and the quality and prizes the articles
oet6i b. ANToGNIEI. IL aud ID Cont street.
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" NIORERBoOKEE PATENT COOKING
LA RAHaEa-SIRRT gREAlg&

PRICE & COUL0N, Plumbers, 107 Poy dras
csiuiy tnra their snas and tue trhe
general hathsy bp:lHss it
BATHS AMERICAN EE6LIsh " AfER GLoss.fs,
WASH ms, FouNTAINS, BRASS FAUCETS Of ali ktna4
COOKING aKs, 1ARDFN HUgE, HYDRAULIC RAMS
FORGE LIFT and GER PUMPS hstaa ths aasost syis
LEAD PIPES every tptoni Pie sn6 SHEET LEAD
BLoSE TIN always hAnt SHIP ard sf'iANBoAr Wong
nj and ired at
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SsEL PA OFF TO THE LADIES AT HALE


I AR. J. A. DE HART, DENTIST, stsee..sssssso-
and gentlemen of HewADrlsans and vicinity,
permanent haviu all the emprove- l
men Hhreomp Thoss
assured N
1omee IA
BesItonand Dauphin two
~ SETS OF TEETa the suction pruspls will
'~ASSsN.11ss"'hs'RRtsVp. aplsmW
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DRUGS, MEDICINES.

Y WRIGHT & CO.'S CATALOGUE OF
a. GENUINE AND POPULAR FAMILY MEDICINES which |
offer supply Druggists and Dealers Proetor lowest
Wholesale prices
Depot Special Agency,
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conclusion h undersigned respectfully socts careful
pau she analysis Of the above Syringe with those of others
The South Such examination he sastsd will at estabs
invaluable remedies in the treatment OF acute cron
wi CHARLES CuLLUM Proprietor
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JUDICIAL SALES.
STATE OF LOUISIANA,
Fifth District Court Of New Or cans.
4 NDREW MILLER VIC HIS EREnITlRS.

STATE or LOUISIANA, :
"A NDREW MILLER vs.. HIS CREDITORS.
No la'oys9. ss, hereby
on day apss
az
aai 1 is 4'' 'N''' ". A MOTT, CLERK.
ETAr DE La LOUISIANA
Cnquieme Cont de District dc la Fnuyole Orleans
A NDREW MILLER vs. SEES CREANCIERS.
No a. n'oysss sort present
Pssaa1 ss iSs' so%
''n' Ia
aai 4sis W. A MOTT, ersdHor.
~, STATE TATE, e EEL Lo y NAS .,.,,
EOHN NISsLER vs. HIS CREDITORS, for q
4 ss sss 49, bssa. e s;
ss ~ day # 4 u A 81
Pie they udls proceedings against
nj saSs az s essss'SS New 't' DREAMS; July
o=@.5~.m. ETAT Pc La LOUISIANA, !
EoHN NISSLER vs.. SEES CREANCIERS, pour
~ 90 ssa ias % pa "
pSt daor stuas de g D,Ous noaS
sss F. 5
poarsases ndiciairea
Pr oldre g a cour, ee 81 Juliet, 1856.
aul4st4 WA. MOTT, Grsher.
rsss 5asF,gss GousT HENRY senRsIsER Dr. G.
ssY VIRTUE of a writ of feri facias to me
directed the Hon. L. o. Gaienne.
DAY August 1885, NJ my warehouse, No 80 rehoap
One lot q assorted MEDICINES Glass Case with Pmery
aal J. ]. HOPPE, Constable.
rHTs.san .gsnGE PAX HENRY soneEsER DIR. c. G.
I'M VERTU dun writ de ieri facias moi
Ia par Pax pour Ia
P..9ls.s soreans ysnts Paoliqs Y 3EUb
ll Sns
III ''n' ADli' Sa'''' cenass
FPss .vasss,s counr CHARLES seAEg FREDERICK
ts,isd y h Hon l. z a y l Fire. iuse Of hi
oSs CARRIAGE, seized in the above sqit TsE@s.cesh
FEET 1gs IT Dr. MATHEWS Mn HOFFMAN
a1Y VIkTUE Of writ of fe IF facias to me
t Rs q s. s e ss ~
Banks Arcade Magazine siss rayr and
buildings and
So & s
front Ps5ads street ia9 dsph fronting Johnston
' ADev' l- -s'u' $50 HoPfE Unstable
raaD psrnsr cssHr THOMAS HAeksT THOMAS FAR
alY VIRTUE Of writ Of fieri faoias to me
directed BY the Honorable the rhira District New
s1s si ~ pIsss G.
Court House, chArres
Ann s eets. in The Second District city
ons BAY MARE Dray and act Of Hsme'H seized in the
1'''s -4" '''N'N"'- Va MISDEyLLE AARIeNY,
au779lI Sheriff Of the Parish Of Orleans.
sssAr &seS &C.
KeY VIRTUE of writ Of seizure and sale |
A@ directed by the Honorable Fourth
New oans, in the above emitted cause proceed sell al
Omar Royal SATURDAY August 95
1855, Is O'Clock M ~
a certain LOT oF GROUND situated Manicpali -,
Number Two, First District of this city, square I'D
comprised within Dryade Caiope Clio aEs5H
designated LOT Number
by u A. Hedtn, civil engineer, dated the 25d
1919, ad deposited in office
city, SAID lot hi
Drysdes street, depth between parallel lines
four fronting also alley
Calope, common TO ii and the other adjoining oz.
Together with all the buildings and
the shts privileges
belonging aung Which bndgs improve
consist Of One Story Frame House. rooed
Including the attic story kitchen,
having two rooms garden ia 'front.' paved with bricks
ETC., and divided into tenemens.
Being the property which George Washsun acquired
defendant by passed before John Holland
city, The s0 Of November, 1880 which,
defendant became and 10 uow ths posssaaor.
Seized IN the above sut. TREas-Caeh the
iyla aud ID SheriF nf ina parah =, 6r,a.,.
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Establishment open Season. FES6m
many advantages offered 70 Pleasure Seeker the
and the Sportsman well known aud too
advertisement.
The Patrons Of the establishment eyary
lion will paid by the Proprietor Thsnbe
sPpied with the choicest food that the New Orleans market tbs
Coast furnish.
The visitors ought satisfy the mos
Observation-Disclosures Ten pins Pistol Gallery Sailing Fishing
ing etc. Livery Stable OF CONSTRUCTION,
finished about the let of June and veil aoksd offering
facility to hoe who desire enjoy ride drive
being splendid and several new opened nce last
A Wharf, wide much
nearly finished and will afford the promenade on The whole
Coast, "
splendid Band of Music dancing by
who desire it; and Ball given a week.
Ocean Spgs acknowledged whole
Coast the Proprietor soica share Of public patronage
l.. JENNINGS, Proprietor.
P. s. the s Bar-roo stocked Win the
choicest Wines Liz Nav market affords
ocean Springs, Miss May %, 1855. my95tf
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CAROLINA tSEED PEAS.-50o patent
~ bags fes salsSy AT, COCHRAN q HALL.
syh ElN No. % Grayier street
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y. FELT & sTETsoN,
gs@ Etat{.,. d, Ella ~ az IN. 4. =
TO riiE rURIIo.

IA y many pefoVHb are Stlli dOu bit as To
fN eluscg ii MAGNETISM ihs ,aatmaat ~ a,,s,D
Which
prescribed by tbs Fae4lly,
which will This All man ~ 60
which sRa relate eampleteiy within nv
ledge it happened in my family. - 49,
Of lady age had hasr
half having fiEhenei she haa
hts of character her Iose h
ard rendered her unabs without faiiua IN IN
sd headaches, and her m nne
hole body psricaiafly
horrible bis
palm She aomAeh pal ful dgeaisnn he II liz ss
sight became gIAdpny feeble The
sleep eys from day day until young
whoa saissbsd mi seoaay eaased he physical
nor mother quitting hes eyen for moment
lii dis received ths aid Of the
medical eatnent hoH receiving any benefit
At entirely the had
about the Of N3venbs
sSounAmtui No. aSs Bourbon airos between p1ant
and Hospital sisess.
~ ioowse strictly The uueoua Of this LADY, which
prneAiy Of dn apgeaons Of Magnetism MIR. Aunfj
pe.y 70 health. =. 800 -
fitsred apphie MN soai sr
saiety ell rulnrnsd bs snShsutnsJnt y -
hay. deem, h n,
mako Or who str and
relief medicine.
s. For af tnioEmalon me al No 81, q,
paasatioG, Road. -TNfs
NJ Is. M-danie Ausrd's ,nr.a
tsrssng Lady will interpreter o ~,
epsn ~ tht fFenrh Aoz1n fstfNhs
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Qoalt Goal.
- sfEscER FIELD CO.,
Z -, SIS. ~ Dealers IN Pittsburgh, ARihrael.s
An,er.ess giish and Scotch cANNEI. COAL. W
- crup Lafayette Square, n2S iy
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ELBOW METAL.-MIUNTz's GENUINE Pa
TENT METAL Manufactured by INVENTOR Munz
the freneh Walls Works. Brmlug England. as
men aiwhya on hand aud for sale by
IA. G. B. RAYMOND d Co, Is Cliff street, New York
'ss4 Sole Agsnis for MuntI's Patent Metals, Il
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WoLFE's AROMATIC sCHEIDAd sCHNAPPB
w Druggists and Merchants all any Of the sr
consned the above catalogue will Inv
sailing sending their found th mo
extensive assortment OF GENUINE PATENT MEDICINES in the
United ssatea and at the lowest Please
u. WRIGHT d. co,
GENUINE MEDCIFE WAREHOUSE
MA No. Isl Chartras street. NeworeanK La
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THE SPRINGS.
rULLUM,s SPRINGS, CuoorAw Co., e......ll

Al "
Gss i iRsss ss' 1s $ss
, s
As pns u During many
been 81 s ssf ss e es4s sas
creation and with the management
s r e ss.p a 81. $ '1s t.
+ bin s's srs T 4s Fen
Alleys and Other % me premises The Cottages are al
9, mad, and
on lie Tombgbes liver while those who prefer travelling BY
SS sssa ca d Sss
hi Ms Dss m s ssR st Ss ns Il
making daily trips and from the Springs
As to curative virtues Of ne water only
fs,sss e. s' re
ta many
n me q care
Fl viii Win s9 @ Srs. Of diseases
CERTIFICATES.
sosd "a e asssss = ss s
1 v anayzsd By Mr. Avsuu arr
psrssay ssag Often eenpsad may Tsasie lie
By dividing Springs into three principal groups witt
AA'AA' SULPHUR,
g' sss ~ Govt a saa
sssn are s. ss K s Rhss
3d. That Springs particularly as Tonnes in multi
opnoa thai Me- C Jul Mineral Springs highly
si:sSsiie @asnY''' administered win Judgment and
s. s:ss B. IT, = FE Pfss: ?; n n E.
T Ts,S Mr. & % ~ VsiII,
K MsIsfsr, bM. 81 eh. pslers, i :. Ii Ii r, f''
Now Orleans, ApIi 20, is 49, s'ss' D M r
4 F Fs@s:i, r f. hssatat b p IA Mip
4 5.I lsasa DMsPP P Tlisaay j PAL,
Joseph Martini D. ME-.
kprill5
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PARADISE POINT HOTEL, Second AaaA
Wharf, Mssppi ciy.-The FARE at ths Hoeli5 sHIssEsH
TERss-Per month. s35 per day. 81 So Children and st
haltpriee. [jy6 lOtl a w TFi9 4 . 81 nE Senls,
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HOTELS, RESTAURANTS.
Arcade Hotel,
Magazine street, between Gravier and Natche ,
r., g. MORSE, proDrietor

The proprietor repeatedly his friends and Patrons
the puOlc generally that this well kuswn and popular establishment
has thoroughly during the the
aud newly furnished large Of has
obtained the renting tho adoAing portion tho build
ing which will enable him TO accommodate much larger number
customers than last winter.
has spared by the proprietor enable him
aeonnnsnce Of he haa heretofore
xertion will be
sojourn Of hs only comfortable agreeable
k attached this Meals
10 hRd OIL uiy
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BUSINESS CARDS.

I'd AYMoND, W. G., Family Grocer, NO. Il
h Camn at,ast New oY,aanz An9d
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RARNES' HOTEL, Mississippi City, go
MasssPpi, ~l DO open for reception of Visitors sss5N
on the LIST Of June next Dr. e. Watks1s the sxs
physician. WM BARNES Presr,;s,o,
New Orleans, April Ia 1855. XIX w.,
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IN Creditors Insovent hereby notified
appear notary public Of this city,
WEDN ESDAY the 18th of Augus 1885, at o'cl ok
the Of celebrating Of Enid Ds0vnt
they further notified judicial proceedings against his
and property stayed. |
By order Of Court, this SiBt day of July, 1855
AMI w. A. MOTT CLERK. |
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sDwxRp .YuhgoT, va1ooFER.
EsOMROY, EDw. Fl. l. CO., Commission and
Forwarding MerehAnta Il CArondelet str.at srphNis
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STATE OF LOUISIANA !
Fifth Datriet Court OF New Orleans.
E0HN NISSLER VS.. HIS CREDITORS, for o
- respieNo I0-Noce Ia hereby given the creditors Of
John Nsser all other appear
Droue notary public in this city, TUESDAY,
the l4h August 1885, ct 10 O'Clock NJ the Of
taking the t said John NissleT
they further notified that all judicial proceedings against
his person and property sayed.
snIasla = W. A. MOTT, Clerk.
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5. -. ETAT DE IA LOUISIANA,

..a7.. ETAT DE LA LOUISIANA,
Cnquieme Cour de- District de la NoEvelie Orleans.
E0HN NISSLER VS. SEES CREAM CIERS, pour
~ IN AtermoimsnNo Io4iA eat par lie pesen. donne
John Nisser celia
Put dayo comparae etude de Doue notate
pubque vle MARDl, 4me dAout 1855, 10
PeHet consideration duplication
dit John Nssler pour pus
suspendues.
Par oldre de Ia Cour, ce 81 Juliet 1855.
aui W, A. MOTT Greffer.
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NTEWHALL, VALENTINE & CO., Dealers>
10 Rcos Shoes and Hats NoG S. s. and IS Common at a
4 SILGHER, GOODRICH & CO, Cotton Fac
Commission Merchants as Unon
N
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Mr. CHls Dear SRI Just reviewed the apayss
by Avequin, your new Springs which requested you
fl@ -,
Springs unlike any in the country Of the
celebrated springs IN Europe and
large amount Of mineral ingredients they contain know Of nd
Chslybeate Spring this country equal and the
SpTga ael except the Badon Springs which
quite SO strong. ,,,.-l
Of these waters In all piseaea of the
Digestive Organs Cannot Questioned almost
panied BY general debility, they will be found useul
Very respectfully yours, ETC., ~. C. MOTT, NJ d.
To nyslds proprietor pledges himself particularly that no
part will be wanting make them and
contened. .xr..,,.,z
The Anays Of hs following Springs b. Ave-
ouu Of o@na gentleman reputation as ssnt6c
ran amongst the highest only country but
ALABAMA VfCHY SPRING, 81
PROPORTIONS Of M navera mineral contained in an Eng
lsh pint, or eighth part OF gallon:
Carbouic Acid merely noted. Graipa Tror Weipbt
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ID ARESHIDE, HENRY, tsuccessor to F. N.
q HArssoa,) Notary Pube No. 81 Commercial PiacsNowor
ual.
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No. ln4isLes do iDaoyabe present
noih davpir eonpaIaIe siude do James Graham noae
puhtlue vile, MERCRED 10 is Jour dAout 1885, dix
heuIea du man e de dber. sur les aes du d nselvab
lie hon az plus nenea tne pcprsues udieafes cone la
Par ofdre de Ia Cour, &c 81 Juliet, 1855.
q aul4sls W. A. MOTT GteHor.
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HAST PASCAGOULA-The subscri- 4.azA,
Der has renewed establishment for SsaEM
Boarding and Lodging prepared offer % yi8itors
all the eDioymenao OF this besutif watering place Billiards hn
bur and restaurant with besides winch Ina
Propeor three other houaea With firnl1s to
,x MAURICE GUICHARD
leb lms foot of Steamboat Wharf East aacn1 mia
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the purpose of depositing their eggs in
more congenial waters. Still they are
firmly welded to this element and they
Gle the instant they are taken out of the
water, and then shine with phosphores-
sent light.
The eel is the straDgest of travelling
fishes; he even performs journeys on land.
In hot, dry summers, when ponds & pools
are exhausted, he boldly leaves his home,
and winding through thick grass, makes
his way by night to the nearest water
He is great gormand, moreover, and
loves young tender peas SO dearly that he
will leave the river itself and climb up
steep banks to satisfy his desire, and, alas!
to fall into the hands of wicked men,
Other fishes travel in crowds all night
long; and perch in Tanquebar not only
creeps on shore, but actually climbs up
tall fanpalms, in pursuit of certain shell
fish, which form its favorite food. Gov
cred with viscid slime, he glides smooth
ly over the rough bark; spines, which he
may sheath and unfold at will, serve him
like hands to hang by, and with the aid
of side fins and powerful tail, be push
es himself upward, thus completing the
strange picture Of fish and shell fish dwell
ling high on lofty trees.
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Lager Bier--How much can Man Drink.

Lager 6ler--HOW mucn Call IuaH OIlHhi
The New York Herald, few days
since, stated that a man named Christian
Clause swore that he drank sixty glasses
of lager bier in twelve hours. In refer
ence to which, a correspondent of the
Herald says, "that is no uncommon feat" ,"
rnd that if the editor will take the trouble
to send to certain saloon mentioned, he
will find man who will drink much more
in the same length of time. The same
correspondent suggests that Judge 10th
rop, who by the way is a temperance man,
knows of bier story which involves the
drinking of fifty glasses in one hour, and
it is therefore agreed that man may
drink as much as he will hold, and not
get drunk. The following case, which is
considered as conclusive evidence Of the
fact, is given by the Herald:
There was female in Manchester,
England, who was once summoned before
the magistrate for keeping a disOrderly
house, and allowing men to get drunk Oh
the premises. She proved couclusively
that it was mistake, Ss it was impossi
bic for man to get drunk with her beer
She stated that they might hrossen, (that
is, burst, but to get drunk, that could not
he
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MINISTERIAL.-The New York Mir.
ror alluding to "call" received by {
ncighboring clergyman says:
We never hear of one Of those calls, but
it puts in mind of parson who once had q
loud call from $500 to S400, and on pass
ing the members of bis weeping flock, af.
ter his fare well sermon, he came across
"Old joe" pious darkey, and said to
him, Don't cry, remember I'm called By
the Lord" ayes, yes, massa," replied
the melancholy but quick witted Joe, [
know de Lord hab call you, but
"De Lord might call till he was blue,
"Fore you come back from four to two"
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A neighbor Of ours not long since in
troduced to his son little brother, who
had just arrived in this world. The boy
looked at his infant brother in some little
perplexity, and raising his eyes to bis
father inquired, "where did you get it!''
a bought it, my son, exclaimed the faith
er, with laudable gravity. Again the
boy looked at the baby, and after short
time, sagaciously asked
"Why didn't you pick out white one,
father ?"
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An old-fashioned naval captain stood
up to 60 through a country dance with a
very fine lady, who was shocked to observe
that his huge and worn hands were not
covered according to etiquette. Captain,
said his fair partner, you are perhaps
not aware that you have not got your
gloves on '0h, never mind, ma'am ?
answered the commander, never mind +;
can wash my hands when we've done 2
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ISy- A gentleman boarding at one OF


our hotels-where a dozen low bred cock
neys, who can find nothing as good here,
'as at 'ome, reside-pestered and an
noyed at the uDceasing snoers and abuse
of this country by these fellows, took it
into his head to retort in their own style.
He accordingly informed them that he
had been in England once or twice in the
course of his life; and then he began to
abuse everything and everybody he met
there. The cockneys were dumb with
horror and amazemcnt. At last one of
them veDtured to inquire, with snoor, if
the gentleman had seen anything in Eng
land better than in the United States =
Yes, l have answered the American,
looking hard at the cockneys. 4 have
seen better Epglishmen in England than
/ ever saw in the United States = After
this 'fnisher' the annoyance ceased.
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ever to be healed and restored. Con-
umptive patients should, therefore, make.
arly application of my Chest t-Expander,
and Inhaling Remedies, if they disire a
speedy relief, and would havo guaranteed
to them positive cure of the disease.
S. PANcosT, NJ. D.,
Physician Of Diseases of the Lungs
No. l44 Spring Garden ST., Philadelphia
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QUALIFICATIONS FOR AN APPRENTICE.

QUALIFICATIONS FOR AN APPRENTICE.
The Culpepper (Va) Observer adver-
tises for an apprentice as follows:
"Boys that are in the habit Of smoking
cigars or carrying watch will not be ia
ken. We want good boys, who will at
tend church, Sunday school, and are not
apt to be spoiled when they get genteel
suit Of clothes upon their backs"
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JOB PRINTIN NC.
ODE TO LAMB.

Hind quarters of the type of innocence,
Whether with peas and mint must dispense
Or 60 the twain, regardless of expense,
And thus enjoy thee in the fullest sense
That is the question.
Rear section of young mutton, tender food,
Just in the dawn Of grass-fed juicy hood,
Daintics like thee should not be served up nude
But graccd wilh all the trimmings understood
To help digestion.
Then boil the peas, the fragrant mint prepare,
BE thou, prime joint, nor overdone, nor rare;
Concoct The gravy with exceeding care;
When all is ready, serve-I shall be there,
always am.
Incipicnt sheepmeat, when on thee dine,
Hot be The plates and icy cold the wine;
Three slices midway of the leg be mine;
Then put the rest away-for very fine
Is cold roast lamb.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1855-07-26

we have Span of Horses, said an
economic the other day, 'on our farm
that support themselves without any cost,
How is that exclaimed a listener
why, you see, one is saw horse, and
the other a clothes borse.'