Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-06-14
NUMBER 50.


| Gg- As small planets are nearest to the
sun, so are little children nearest to God.
ES~ Brave actions are the substance to
HE, and good sayings the ornament Of it.
Re- Time is like an Inda-rubber bag
the more you crowd into it the moreit holds.
~ A Yankee has invented machine
for extracting the lies from quack adver-
tlsements. Nl
EB- The woman who never interfered
with her husbands things is in town. She
is unmarried.
ErJudge Mclean says. that Run, has
sunk more seamen than all the tempests
that ever blew
Eb- CAPTAIN Ericsson in long letter on
the subject of Caloric Engines, declares that
he has not abandoned it.
Er Dobbs says he would have died Of
cholera in August, if it had not been for one
shinS--'the doctor gave him up.
GF- Why is a crockery ware man unlike
other store keepers7 Because it wilt not
do for him to crack up his goods.
Tom Thumb. the celebrated littl. great
man, was married on Thursday last to o
Miss Finton, of Bridgeport, Conn.
Ey Lorenzo Dow defined desth.bs
repentance to be burning out the candle of
life in the service of the devil, and blowing
the snuff into the Lords face.
The man who was lately struck with d
new thought, has concluded to overtake the
act, it being the first time, and there is liz
tie danger of repetition of the offence.
Ey- An Irshman being asked which
was the oldest, he or his brother, said: L
am the oldest, but il Teddy lives three years
longer. we sh all then be both of an age.
Dr. Stephen Beale, the Philadelphia den.
fist, is lying seriously i'll at the county pris-
ON in Philadelphia, and it is feared that he
cannot survive his term of Imprisonment.
Eg- Patrick said a lady to slip Of
green Erin, who was officiating in the kitch-
en-, where is Bridget?' .Ipdade, ma am,
she's fast asleep lookin at the bread bak-
in
The Washington correspondent Of the
Baltimore Sun, says the Kinney expedition
was abandoned because Col Kinney could
not negotiate the funds needed-half mil.
lion of dollars.
Loss AT the burning of Trow's print
ing office in New York, on the 9Ist ult.,
Putnam, the publisher, lost the entire du-
odeclmo edition Of Irving's Washington,
to l2, 500 copies.
The first sto,mcl ever at the wharf Of
Lawrence, Kansas, arrived on the 10Th.
She came from Cincinnati, and had SO pas.
sengers and large load of freight. Two
other steamers arrived on the 2lst.
Had HIM TnERE--A clergyman was
censuring young lady for tight lacing.
Why, replied the miss. you would not
surely recommend loose haJqts to your par.
shoners.' The clergyman srifedl
Il pine log was manufactured into lum.
Der last Thursday, on Tioncsta Creek, Pa.
which made 1,0l5 feet Of clear stuff and
about 100 feet of Common. The whole
tree from which the log was taken, will pro-
badly WELD lumber worth 500 on the spot.
EE W. J. Patterson, editor Of the Ltns-
mary, who was driven from Pafkville by
Atkinson border ruffians, is now deliv.
ering Lectures in Boston on Kansas. He
is to lecture in New York, Philadelphia,
Rochester,, Buffalo and other largo cities,
Ey A marriage party from Washing
ton Co., Nd, has been poisoned by eating
custard in which arsenic had been placed.
e, nf,fr ~ II
to liye-the bride among the number. IA
to who committed this act, still remains q
mystery.
Coop SALE Good Price-A farmer Of
our Acquaintance, in this town, one day last
week, sold 10 cows, at $35 per head, tho
whole amounting to 1855 Farmers will
get these prices for stoc elk for Years to come,
making it of course, more to their interest
to pay particular attention to its raising
Potosi Repub.
LATE CoRN.--There have been received
at the Patent Office several bushels offorfy
lays maize, or corn from the south of Spain
reported to have ripened in 6 weeks plAnt.
NJ. 1t is designed to be distributed for sx.
pertinent in the higher ATTITUDES Of the Uni.
ed StateS, as well as on the elevated dis.
riots OF the Allegheny and Rocky Noun.
aims.
AsHoHE.--We arc sorry to learn that the
Inc clipper schoonerC. p Williams, bound
n with cargo of lumber dragged her an
,hors during the gale of Friday and Satur-
lay last, and finally went ashore on the
beach five miles south Of the city, near
Cleayer's Factory. We learn that she lies
Easily and will be got off without much dam
age Chicago Journal.
VALUABLE BEoUEsr-The Toronto Po.
riot states that Sco,chman, named Will
lam NJ ,clure, left the bulk Of his property.
valued at $500, 900, to be appropriated ex.
oressly for the purpose ditfusing useful
among the institutions, libraries.
clubs, on meetings for useful instruction, OF
he working classes or manual laborers IN
he United States OF America.
FIRsT MADISON REGATTA.-We learn that
arrangements are about completed tor he