Daily American organ. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1856, 1855-05-21


amos" prudence" moderation" and ICON
ciliationi"
Honey-Fuggling Association
This Association trades largely on a small
capital, and makes tremendous mult locations
instead Of " dividends" The stock pays well
on paper, but the apparent profits are con-
verted into new stock, and those only who live to
the end Of the world, viii be any richer from
the investment and they win not even then,
unless the Pope viii permit them to set up the
same business in purgGtory. This we rather
think he viii refuse them permission to do, as
!" Honey Juggling" is his exclusive business
by prescyiptive right and uninterrupted enjoy
mcnt in his own dominions. This association
win quit business in Virginia after Thursday
next, nevertheless, we communicate their mo-
dus operandi to our readers, as wo find it in
an exchange paper, as follows:
CAHrBELL, Q. H., May -.
"MEssRs EDIroRs: Our community was some.
what excited this evening by the appearance in
our midst of q new secret political organization
styled the Honey Juggling Association object
Of which is to draw out If possible, the Democratic
members Of the Know-Nothing order. The order
Is purely of Locofoco origin, and profoundly secret
The officers consist Of @. g. Grand Mogul, two
Teasers, Tapster, and Scribe The modtss ope-
randi Is as follows: So soon as II is ascertained
that member Of the new-fangled Democratic
party has deserted and associated himself with the
American party, he 10 approached by Teaser No.
!, who, with broad grin on his countenance,
chucks Ms victim under the chin, and then carries
him n the Tapafar ho frSofs him ~ . drink IF
Stearnes 4 Brummeps best R. g., then whispers in
his right and left ear, embraces and kisses him |;
when Teaser No. Q Is introduced to and takes
charge Of him, chucks him under the chin, whis-
pers in the left aud right ear, and conducts him
again to the Tapster, who repeats his dose Of
Stearns and Brummels K. p. The candidate is
then conducted, BY Teaser No. l, to the Scribe,
who examines him.
"Iffound to be sufficiently drunk to be totally
unconscious, he is conducted by Teaser No. Q to
the Grand Mogul, by whom the bussard degree is
administered after which, the candidate deposites
all his Known Nothing proclivities into noggin
placed between the knees Of tho Grand Mogul, In
the absence Of which, the Moguls nat IL frequently
used. The ceremony being concluded, the Grand
(who In Ell cases = Squire, administers the fol-
lowing obligation ], K p, fully appreciating the
position which now occupy, (sested upon the head
ofone Of Stearns 4 Brummels best r. g., chest
ltToWu iOTWaIu, icSo ouBuIy CrObotu, eyes Thlbeu
toward Heaven, left arm uplifted and ears pinned
bach, ~ do soemnly swear In the presence Of these
Witnesses and you, my lord Mogul, that having
been (hic) duped by the (hic) Know Nothings, do
iesert the (hic) party Of which am now desirons
lhic) to become (hIc) life member, win. atxhe
isk (hic) OF my reputation a. (hic) politician
md a man, support the Staunton (hic) ticket,
though the gallant (hc) standard-bearer has said
was (hic) liar and rogue, and that my (hic)
blood was too impure lhic) TO be licked by his
pointer (hic) bitch, and he has no (hicl--'canta-
lions nor (hic) 'splanations TO make, and that
WILL so long as live, make use Of every means,
whether (hic)-'onorable or (hic) otherwise to &c.
cure the election ofal (hc) candidates nominated
by said (hic) Locofoco party, my lord (hc) Mogul,
or any Of his subordinate (hic) advisers
As for myself that win now, henceforth and
forevennore declare my (ht) self, all my present
and future progeny, whether free-born, mixed, or
lhic) otherwise, 70 stand by, and support my lord
lhic) Mogul and his great Honey-Fugeling Associ
and all his conspirators In al undertaking., legal
or Illegal constitutional or unconstitutional, right
or wrong, and that win carry out and obey all
his summons and commands, and vote a. he may
direct.
~ do furthermore solemuly and (hlc) religiously
promise and swear to support the Great, Grand
Democratic, Republican, Jackson, Martin Van Blu.
rem, tNorthern man with Southern feelings States
Rights, Proclamation, Force Bill, Wise, Foreign,
Roman Catholic Locofoco Party, in all things, po-
ltical and (hic) religious And that win, 10 all
cases vote for and support for all Offices Of trust
or emolument, members of the third or B,arard
degree Of our order, or foreigners of the Roman
Catholic religion, against all honest native-born
American citizens And that will use as a bever.
age none other than Stearns Brummels best K
PR. &C. v.--or r. H., which cleanseth from
all that Is American, and which Is to be taken only
as beverage, or to relieve mo of snake-bite, or
any American sentiment or X. N. proclvties.
Unto you, Ny Lord Mogul, now deliver this,
my obligation, my seal and u attached, TO be by
you certified to the Grand Scribe of the Locofoco
Sweat House of the Richmond Junto, whence
copies 70 be sent TO all the Locofoco journals OF
this and all the adjoining States and Territories, but
the original to be preserved among the archives Of
the Richmond Junto
Having been fully initisteH the candidate Is In
troduced BY Tesser No. to an the brethren pres
emit who extend TO him brothers welcome. After
which, he Is lead by Teaser No. In front of the
Grand Mogul, who rises and says:
Brother You have now been initiated Into the
mysteries Of Honey-Fuggling May ne lessons
you have this day been taught prove lasting ben
eft TO you, and be handed down indebted TO your
posterity Go forth and hide not your light under
q bushel, ~ do the Know-Nothingss
"0sr VINO HAS srrs HoSrr-FuooLrD."