Cooper's Clarksburg register. [volume] (Clarksburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1851-1861, 1855-01-10
CURE ron the roorHAcHE,


Beauty has charms. So it las, almos
hequal to music. 1t may soothe a savage
breast. II did soothe or charm a Ger
man music teacher one day last week
He was charmed with the beauty of.asla
Idy., bright'as star. lovely as those who
dweH beyond. orin The shining orbs. II,
saw and she conquered. He saw her il
the street and followed. Other poodle.
)! did the same. She entered store; Sc
did he Not because he wanted to buy
goods, but he thought an opportunity
might occur for him to speak TO her, oI
hear the music Other speech.
Oh what voice More sweet thar
his own tiddle-and its tones vibrated Il
the very bottom of his lager beer barrel
I And hersnile-lit struck him to the hoart,
for he thought she smiled upon him.-
Perhaps she did, We smiled at bigger
foul in. the circus the other night She
looked At silks-he tried to suit himself
with 2, new pair of gloves. Both were
hard, to suit, and time sped. Al length
she left, and took stage for her home up
town. He took the same mode Of getting
away from his home, and went up by the
same conveyance, without any definite
place in view at which to pull the strap.
He waited patti, nlly for the lady to give
the first pull. She got out and entered a
brown stout front. He noted the spot.
and ended his ride at the next corner. and
came back and looked up TO the cold walls
| and thought-yes, lie thought of the warm
heart within, aud the sweet face that
! smiled-was it at or for him?
"Hopo told Q fiattcring tale !"
and he Thought il he could only enterrthat
portal, he could win the citadel. But how?
What excuse should he make, or who en-
quire for when the door was opened p
Fortune came to his aid, and showed him
n dentists sign.
"Ah, true" said he, "I have decay
ing TOOTH" and walked boldly up and
rang the bell. Fortune favored him again
The lady herself opened the door. She
had watched him from the window, and
unwilling to let him be seen by servant,
flew herself to the door. Perhaps we
have seen such things before.
''Is The doctor at home 2"
"No, but walk in-you can wait for
him"
ooh yes. certainly, in your company
till night-or morning."
The lady led the way to the parlor.-
Both we're seated "pon the sofa, and time
; went off on the wings of-love! Well, lie
Thought so. He thought that every wo.
man that smiled on him was made to love-
Perhaps lie offered his to her acceptance.
She did not accept, but only served to
make his stronger. So flew time ill
loud ring at the door bell marked period.
The lady ran to open the door, and stop
ped for few hasty words with the new
conner, and then came in and said -''My
husband-the DOCTOR"
Her visitor wanted to see one lust as much
as the other. He would very gladly have
gwen ;m'v room to either, but the two in
one stood in the door. He looked aux-
iousIy toward the fatal charmer who had
enticed him into snare, and she smiled,
showed her beautiful teeth and vanished
The teeth reminded him OF his own.
The doctor looked stern, and said stern
ly: " Did you wish to see me profess
sionslIy, sir % or course he did, What
else could he say he was there for? He
thought Of the dccayed TOOTH and thought
he would have that out to get out him
self 1t was not cxnc1Iy tooth for
tooth. but it soon will be.
He took his seat and the DR.. applied
the nippers and-drew the wrong too; h
"a perfectly sound one. upon one side
4of tie her.
OF courSe.it was mistake bloody
mis,ake-but easily remedicd by pulling
another that would be tooth or II tooth.
The doctor would take no excuse. and
applied the instrument again and drew
another sound tooth. The dccaycd
on" now alone, and the doctor thought
might perhaps get we'll; he was toIerabIy
sure that he had cured the musical gen.
lIrman of his toulhache. and very kindly
told him to pay five dollgrs and il lis
troublesome tooth should ever plague him
again. all he had TO do was 10 follow his
wife home and he would pull all the teeth
out of his head.-N Y. Tri6.