Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-01-04
CHANGING N,MI;.

4 good story was told us few DAYS
since Of a dialogue which came off in our
streets few days after election, between,
lion. John B, Macy and, a rough and -tasl.;
BILE farmer from the country Farmer is a
democrat, with good load of the oh be- :
joyful, meets Mr. H. in the Streets and says:
'liow do you do, how do you do? give
me your hand old fellow,'s - r,a,,9 ~, y
The Usual salutations pass. and Mr.. IL,
enquiries, what's the best word?'
WHATS the best word?' says the farmer.
4 don't know what the best word is, but
the worse word I've heard for you, is thar
you are SO d-n badly beaten IA ia g."
Yes, says Mr.. NJ, 4 suppose / am pref
ty badly beaten. The fact is, Mr.. = = :,
those who professsd TO be my friends, vera
secretly my worst enemies, and did ali tnsy
could 10 defeat me- II sa-5.f. .sa,,a, -,
s, Q, well, says The farmer, never do YOU,
mind; you've got friends that will standby
you yet, and | am one of that kind. l ainf
ashamed to speak to you, Notwithstanding
you arc SO damuably licked workedfor
YOU, and worked hard TO afriend on ono
side, 'over the leh.D II; g,ts,..,,,i
Then you were true. were you?' said
Mr. NJ. s~fos. $50 xTHt9Yw
y es stree, Of conrse was, (giving Mr..
Nj. familiar pat on the back why, old.
fellow, / not only worked hard for YOU be-
fore election, but am even now working for
yop.' efam3 1.fI nft ueHs .s1uuf IN
'Ah, ha! What are you doing for mo
now. pray tell?' says Mr.. NJ.
Why says the farmer, Il am getting up
petition to the Legislature, have it in my
hat now'to have your name changed, SO
you won't be ashamed Of yourself Say,
viii you sign it?' odoarY
Mr.. Macy evidently thought this was too
.'dry, and he went round and passed out
ofsight,-- Fond du Lac Herald
Cross ExANINAroN.--'Mr. Witness YOU
stated that my client manifested great az
Punishment when you told him the facts
above stated. Now, how did ho manifest
astonishment? ..' .'[. .-I'.tl',.
lie locked astonishcd,' $1,000
but What we're the INDICATIONS of ASTON
ishment, sir? You seem TO be q very
smart witness, and you oughtto be able to
tell me this q.
a., I Imerely judged Of his feelings by, his
3Ciicidi d ppcdfdnCc.
That won't answer, sir. If you can't
describe the appearance OF my client, When
astonished, in order 10 give the jury An
idea Of it, tuFPose you loek ostonis1fd
oacc. yoursclfr.
That 1 will DO II you viii SLOW me some,
thing astonishing : 2'sso'tS"a~@sg'ss''
I" Mel, now my sharp fellow, what would
'stonls b such an astonishing witness as
yourself, hev?
Why, if You want 10 paralyzac, me aE with
aston!shhent ,jast show me an Iohestadr.
yer?' .3stasdss ~ yfle5s6
'Th-the wi--witness can take his seat.
a-af 4, --- -----. -. ------------- ~
DRUNK.--They tell story Ola Pcnnsvi-
vania Justice who was called upon 10 try
some fellows of getting drunk, which might
be suggestive OF decisions sometimes given
ander our new Liquor Law The old
opened Court and proceeded ii
his wise: 21 g d9ns Il"
vat You kits trunk on? " 81 as
Whisky? is-sgz ahi 8eta5S
! oh YOU trunken wagobonc. / vines YOU
Ten shillings and costs. s uohsfor
Veil, you next vellar, vat ron Kits trunk
no ~ laar- Il FI@
Rum !, os H i9a lo eua1l
'Oh, you nasty hook, you kits trunk On
'um? vines you fifteen shilligs. l,of
Vat you kits trunk on. you lssht weller?
Black Strap hgqlrad 10
oh, you dipplin rogue you kits trunk
m black strap-yeH den. kits t-aak ca
black strap mine self Ivines you shoost
lothing.' -'@is
Ay Truth is eternal; Eiroris shcst-
iged q -5-s 3i4'- ssss9ts