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Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1853-1862, 1855-06-05
SPECIAL NOTICES.
IAdvertisemens.l

s There are lew things which sa5r US greater pleas
ure than sitting down TO write notice Of the celebrated
Hooaand German Bers because We are fully conscious
we are conering public benefit and heart tells US
that BY our notices many have been Induced 10 take these
gtters and been rescued from death by dyspepsia liver
complaint. &c, for the of which it is certain.
prepared and sold only by Dr. c. u Jackson at the Ter
man Medicine Store No 100 Arch Street. Philadelphia
Ca advertisements junel-lwd&y
Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1853-1862, 1855-06-05
BROAD STREET BRIDGE

OX and after JULY 1st, 1855, all Tolls on Stock and
~ Vehicles passed this Bridge must be paid for
the time Of crossing 10 no instance will credit be
granted
By order of the President.
junel-St a. McDONALD, I. U.
Ill accounts due the Broad street Bridge Company,
have been ordered into suit the 1t day of Jelly,
1856, authority exists for any logger delay.
By order of the Directors
A MCDONALD. G..
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Winchester Springs,

FRANKLIN COUNTY, TENN.
THESE Springs will be opened for the reception Of 's
j tors on the 18th o. May, 1856.
The Winchester Springs situated IN healthy eOun
rv SO miles South east OF Nashville and miles West OF
Asonia Depoto the Nashville end Chattanooga Railroad
The water consists OF
Red, BLACK and White Sulphur, Chalybeate
and Pure Free stone.
Hacks will be Kept running to and rom Aisonia to
meet with the cars convey passengers to and from the
Springs.
Within one mile Of these Springs Elk River OF
the finest Trout streams in the country and BY
fine hunting grounds in which deer wont IN
range The location of the hote is very romantic and
pleasant combining many of the beauties Of rural land
scape
the prOpretOrs will every effort to reader visitors
comfortable.
CHARGES.
Board per month. 90 .-
week -...--.----.-----.--.-.. y"
uaI s.-.--.+. ~
single MEAL ..-... oN
Children under eleven DID, who do not come 10 the
first table, will be charged half the above rates Servants
half price. Extra charges for meis sent to rooms.
MIS- NJ. @ SIMS,
mav2o-2m TH0S. SHORT.
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ICE! ICE!

LII who in want of this elegant ICE are informed
n it can be obtained at the Ice Depot upper end OF the
Market House. all hours of the day curing the week. and
ON Sunday till O'Clock, A. D. Ice Tickets, from 10 Is
cents for sale st the Depot
msylS-lm CHARLES T. L. hAhIlN'
Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1853-1862, 1855-06-05
AUCTION SALE OF GROCERIES,
BY DAVIS & SWAMI.

AUCTTON SIZE OF GROCERIES,
BY DAVIS & SWAMI.
ON TUESDAY, the 5th DAY OE JUNE-beng cur
regular sale daywe will sell for cash in front Of
Store
As bids prime Sugar;
IFS bags Rio Coffee
100 bbls Reboiled MOlasses, 10 arrive;
Is bbls Loaf and Crushed Sugar;
100 boxes Star Candles
20 bbls No 8 Mackere:
20 bxs assorted Glass Ware;
rs NJ imported Cigars;
AI.SO-A large lot of Wooden Ware, with q great
rety of other gradessu~h Vinegar whisky brandy,
Rum, Wines, SC Sale At "a O'Clock.
junel DAVIS SWAMI.
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DISORDERS OF THE BOWELS!

MO Medicine that has ever been introduced into this Sec
ton Of the COuhtry has been found valuable a. the
GREFENBERG DYsENTERY SYRUP.
Thousands bottles have been sold Of late years in this
State and il has been found every case 70 give instant
relief in all cases OF
Dysentery and Diarrhea, the PremOnitOry Stages
of Cholera, Bloody FIux,
Grpngs, Pain in the Stomach Bowels and all inciden
tai complaints from eating unrpe fruit crude vegetables
change of wafer, &c.
There is no occasion to offer certificates for medic,s
that has been used in almost every family in the Siais with
complete success IL used BY the Board u Health IN
New York and also at ~ Petersburg, IN k'ssA IN the
Cholera Hospitals when other remedies bad failed and IS
universally admitted 20 be the best and most reliable med
iene in existence for the disorders processes TO
This Medicine s warranted; and should u iall To eere
circumstance never knOwn-the money viii be- in az
cases refunded.
The value Of this Medicine and the confidence which the
public re poses IT, has induced the subscriber have
left for sale at all Drug Stores Throughout the stale Price
per bottle so cents. ALEX. MACKENZIE
HOUSE FOR RENT.
CITUATED near the Franklin College, i've miles -
- from Nashville, large and neatly furnished $;;
Dwelling House. containing six rooms, together withxa-
all The necessary out buildings. This residence contains
y Of land, with front Of the house, we'll
in shrubbery and flowers, in vegetable gar
deI set with fruit tress and the remaining portion
grass For further particulars apply FAIL CUSSISo-
nrayas~wlm - " ~ A J. TANNING.
I AIDES ITALIAN CLOTH CATERS plain Toes
II Best Curacos Kid do
Pump do
Fine 3uskins:
4. Paris Ties
White Slipper;
Just stree received by R4HAGE CHURCH.
may28 ~ College Street
FOR JUNE.
4, ODEY'S l4dy's BOOK for June, inst received By
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LADY, an experienced teacher, desires situation
n in some family or school. She has been long resi-
dent at the South and has taught IN Virginia She
produce the Of references for responsibility of charac
ter aud capabiity instruct in the following branches
English, French, Music, Drawing, Painting in OIL and
Fancy work. Salary not great an object AS pleasant
residence in q Southern climate.
For further particulars address Mr.. MARTIN HANEN,
London, Ohio, Madison Co. June5
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

BuRsrs OF ELoauEScE.- - The follow
ing burst oil eloquence was delivered be-
fore a cour, of justice in Pennsylvania.
Your honor sits high on the adorable
seat of justice, like the Asiatlc rock OF
GIbral,er, while the eternal rivers Of
mercy, like the cadayerous Of the valley,
flows meandering at your feet"
Tie following is the commencement
OF speech of lawyer ia New Jersey.
"Your fonors do not sit there Ike
marble statutes to be waited about BY
every idle breeze.
Another orator thus commenced his
hatangue.
The important crisis which were
about TO arrive have arroyen;'
Another then expatiated.
The court wall pleas to observe that
tue gentleman from the east has gwen
them very learned speech. He has
roamed with old Romulous, socked with
old Socrates, ripped with Euripides, nd
canted with old Cantherldes, but what
your honor, dose he know about the
laws Of Wisconsin
Extract from the argument of a young
lawyer before Mississippi Justice.
MAY j. please the court L would
rather live thirteen hundred centuries
on the small end of a ,hunderbolt--
chaw the ragged end of fash of light.
ming swallow the corners OF a Virginia
wolm fence, and have my bowels torn
out by green briar than to be thus
bamboozled by the gentleman
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

APPEAL TO \ JuRY--Gentlemaa ot
the Jury: quote from Shakespeare when
| say to you, To be or not to be LICKED
that's the question My ellen, is a ma.
nonal stump machne-he fings his
wrath IN pailsful 4; and it is dangerous to
rus snag against his interest,", L-etme
be made fodder for fool, and clowder for
powder mill If he is guilty. no,with.
standing the criminal absurdules alleged
against hin. D. You believe ,ha, my
client is So destitute Of the common prin-
ciple Of humanIty-so full tho fog Of hu.
nan nature so raped up in the morta,
lnsenslbill,y OF MS being. a. deliber'y 10
pick up tafer and throw j, a, the nasal
protnbersnce Of the pres cuor No.
no, while you can discern a star in the
northern sky--while the waters OF The
Ohio ROLAND tue race o. bufaloes aes.
It's Oh tie rockey mountains, this immu-
table principle will femain-,ha, my
client is a gentleman, ,a,or or no Ia
ter
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03
A Lady's Opinion.

The meanest and most contemplate
Of mankind may yet find some human
advocate; and male coquetts have had i,
It seems, at least one defender.
Campbell, the poet, says he once heard
lady OF distinguished beauty and rank
defend Sir. Thomas Lawrence from the
charge Of having been culpablc in pay
ing attention to ladies without intending
to follow them up by an offer Of his hand.
A gentleman remarked that he thought
Sir Thomos highly blameabie.
Nc replied the lady, who was said 10
have herself been the temporary object OF
the poets attention; no not exactly not
SO much to blame, said the lady, musing-
ly.
What exclaimed the gentleman, you
astonish me. Not TO blame for such con-
duct!
No, no, so much was still the lady 5
muslng response,
'Canyo really. madam, said the gen.
,leman again, defend such behavior as
desertlon--'
Why, sir interrupted the lady, 'te
confess the truth, l am firmly OF opinion
that the majority Of women would rather
be couried and Tilted, than mol coIried a
air
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03
d acilelors.

Bachelors are styled by married men
who have poot their foot into it as 'bu,
half pair Of shears, and many other
cutting titles are given them, while on
the other hand they ex,ol their own state
as one Of such perfect bliss that a change
from earth to heaven would be some.
what Of doubtful good.
Ii they are SO happy, why in time
don't they enjoy their happiness, and
hold their tongues about it! What do
halt OF the men get married for! That
they may have somebody to darn their
stockings, sew buttons on their shirt aud
trot the babies; tina, they may have some
body, as married man once SAID, to
pull off their boots when they are a
little bamy.' These fellows are always
talking of the loneliness of bachelors.
Loneliness indeed! Who is petted py
the ladies who have marriageable
daughters invited to tea aud evening
parties, and told to drop in when it is
convienietf old bachelor. Who
lives in clover all mis- days, and when he
dies he's flowers s,rewn on his grave by
the girls who couldn't en,rap him9 the
bachelor. Who s,rews flowers on the
married mans grave?-his wiaow-no,
bit of it; she pulls down the tombstone
tha, six weeks grief has set up in her
heart and goes and gets married again,
she does! Who goes to led early be-
cause time hangs heavily on his hands2
the married man. Who has wood to
split, house hunting and marketing to do,
the young ones to wash, and laxy SER
want girls to look aitell- the married
man. Who is taken up for beating his
wie.-the married man. Wh, has
other peoples debts to pays-the married
man. Who gets divorced! - the married
man. Finally. who has got the Scrip.
lures on mis- side7-the bachelor.
St. Paul knew what he was about:
He that marries does well, but he that
does not marry does better"
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03
DEArH OF Jupar DYnE THE Hon

DEArH OF Jupor DYnE THE Hon
J. J. DvER, Judge of the U, s. District
Cour, of Iowa, died of typhoid fever a,
Woodstock, Virginia, on the l4,h inst,
aged as years. The Dubuque Express
in announcing the melancholy intelli-
gence says
"This sudden death has spread gloom
over the whole city. He had the respect
of all, and the devoted friendship OF such
as intimately knew him. He scrupu.
lously discharged every duty in all the
relations Of life. and distributed charities
with a liberal hand. A ripe scholar, an
accomplished gentleman, a devoted Chris
tan, kind and courteous bu, unostenta-
tious and disinterested, he exerted a silen,
influence whcre-ever he moved hardly
(elt, but seen and acknowledged. Cut
off by an inscru,ible Providence in the
prime OF life, and in the midst Of his use
fulness, his loss will be mourned with
heart felt sorrow by his numerous friends.
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

PARrIssTosIAx.-'Thoss are aston
ishing feats,' said an ardent admirss Of
the sports Of the ring 10 Mrs. Parting.
ton, at the circus las, evening aston.
ishing iea,s"
Yes. said the old lady, so they are,
astonishing feet, and considerable Iees
too. 10 Judge at this distance
She looked at Ike, who sat BY the curb
watching the clown, with his eyes full Of
wonder and his hands full Of pea nuts,
and she reached over 10 his honor mayor.
and asked him if he though, the 'revol.
ting by the whole troupe would have 4
dilatorious tenderness on the boys'
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03
SNisttllanp.
The First Marriage.

Marriage is OF date prior 10 SIN
itselt--the only record OF paradise that
is left TO us-one smile that God let lal,
on the worlds innocence lingering aud
playing still upon It's sacred slsage.
The first marriage was celebrated
before God himself, who filled, IN HIS
own person, the office OF guest witness
and priest. There stood the two god
like forms of innocence fresh IN the
beauty Of their unstalned nature. ne
followed shades Of the garden and the
green carpeted earth smiled 10 look up
on so divine a pait The crystal wa
,ers flowed by, pure and transparent as
they.
The unbIemlshed flowers breathed m
cense on the sacred air, answering to
their upright love An artless round OF
iov from all the vocal natures was the
hymn, a spontaneous nuptal harmony
such as a wofld In tune might yield, ere
discord was invented. Religion blessed
her two children thus, and led lheh
forth into hlp TO begin her wondfous
history. The first religious scene 'Aey
knew. was their own marriage before
the Lord God They learned to love
him as the Interpreter and ssaIer Of their
1--we to each other; aud II they had con,
,inued in their uprightness, lie would
have been form oil welded worship
sacred mystery OF spiritual oneness
and communication. They did not con-
nnue. Curiosity triumphed over inno-
cence a.
They tasted sin, and knew j. in their
fall Man is changed; mans heart ana
wonan's heart are no longer what 'he
frst hearts were. Beauty IS blemlshei'
Love is debased Sorrow ana tears
are IN the worlds cup. SIN has sweep
away all paradisean matter ana n, .ie
world is bowed under its curse s''',
one thing remained as 1t was uoa
m merciiuIy spared one token OF the lnno-
cen, worl ld-and that the dearest, 10 De
symbol forever Of the primal Love o
And this is marriage. THIS one mower
ar par,dise Is blooming yet ID the oeseF'
e in --Rsp. DR.. BushneH
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

Ia Ire great secret Of lomes,is
happiness is peace. and there can be no
peace in house when husband and wife
are at strife. A house inhab bited by a
man and woman linked together BY the
marriage tie il not home; and when q
house Is darkend by even the sligh.es,
difference it ceases to be home.
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03
NO. Al
An INTELLIGENT DAaxEy.-.Wau

An lNrHLLIeaSr DAnKIy.-.Wau
sambo, wha. is yer up to nova -days7'
"Oh, Use carp'n.e and jner."
"He! Guess you IL. What dspaE.a-
ment does you preform Sambor
"Wha. department l preforms Dc
circular work
What's dat2'
why l turns the grinds,one.'
'G'way, yer silly nigger.'
Root, hog. or die" 10 now rendered
as follows: "Penet-ate the subsoiI, nv
porcine friend, or early expec, an obi,u-
airy notice for thy untimely demise"
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

A SENSIBLE IHpIAH.-An Indian
passing through the woods one day,
stopped before man who was choppine
wood, and surveyed him with gravity.
He remarked that every time the map
brought his axe to the leg he sent forth
sound somewhat like "ugh." as if that
was par. of the operation. "Why yos
speaker ugh when you bring your axe
DOWN." said he. The man laughed.
"Oh, 1t makes me chop faster" 'Ah.
doe. i,i Why you not say ugh when
you take him up, then you chop iwics
as lastw
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03
%A foreigner. on ono occasion. in

- a foreigner. on ono occasion, in.
dulging in skeptical doubts Of exisssncs
of an overruling Providence, Sydney
Smith. who had observed him evidently
we'll satisfied with his repast. said -
You must admit there is grea, genius in
that DISH Admirable he replied.
nothing can be better May I thes
ask, are You prepared 10 deny The exist.
.nee of the cook''
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

Bk1- A lad camo in grea, haste into 4
drug store the other mornig, and half on,
of lrea,h exclaimed: Mother ,hent me
dow to the hotheearypop to &c, disable
full oil pallagolic. Bub's 40 thick a.
d cken,h, no, exthepeoted to live from
one end to tother.
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03
Selections.

The sweetest pleasures are soon gone
EW~A noble heart, like the sun,
shows its brightest countenancs in its
lowest estate.
sA~ Neither wealth nor birth, bu,
mind only, should be the aristocracy OF q
free people.
Somebody adver,ises to Isl, up with
the sick for ST so per night dslirium
tremens double plce.
The question for debating societies now
is, docs il follow that man raised on
ginger, must be Gingerbread"
A universal cry after marriage is, i
wish we had the money now that we
threw away a, our wedding
Somebody says the Mississippi has
raised one foot. When it raises the 9th
er, 1t will probably run.
Be honest, be industrious, and econo-
mcal, and wan, will not oppress theel
neither will Thy con 'cience be bur,hen.
Fidelity, good hnmor, and complncen-
cy Of temper, outIive all the charms of a
fine face and make its defects invisible.
rss~ Levity Of manners and conversa-
ton, favors almost every vice, and re-
pulses every virtue.
s&2y~ The diminutive cham of habit is
scarcely heavy enough 10 be felt en,ll it
is too strong to be broken.
f1ys~ The world is full Of poetry. the
earth is living VITA It's spirit, and the
waves dance TO the music Of It's melody.
sA0s- Leave the worst case in the hand
of the Great Advocate, who always an
swers confidence, beyond our hopes or
expectation.
gsss~ 1t is said tina, If lawyers are par
ticuIariy we'll red on any one point, II is
the nose.
say- A great man never affects any
thing, 1t IS your three cent folks that
Put on airs, swell, and put on pomp. The
difference between the two is as great as
between barrel OF vinegar and an an-
gels disposition.
A lady on separating from her hus-
band changed hel religion, being deter
miued, she sand, 10 avoid his company IN
his world aud the next.
j wish you would not smoke cigars,
said plump little black eyed girI TO her
lover.
Why may | not smoke as well as
your chtmoeyf
Because chimneys don't smoke wnen
they are in good order He has quiz
smoking.
lassn A lelon generally appears Oh the
ends OF the fingers and thumbs. -- Bufa.
10 Rep.
Sometimes Oh the end OF a rope. -- Bos
Po,t
r.y2y.- A Dutchman was relating hi,
marvellous escape from drowning wien
thirteen Of his companions were lost by
the upselting Of boat. and be alone wal
saved.
aud how did you escape their fa.el'
asked one OF the hearers. Il dit not e.
in de boat" was the Dutchna reply.
rGg~ Bill, wha bro yuht you To PRISON.
"A couple OF constables sif'
What brought them after you'
Their legs, | supposeF
Had liquor any thu 8 to do with it.
Yes sir, Eliza teased ne 30, | had
to LICK her.
EJA lady residing in New Eng.
land, who had a number Of femaleser.
wants n her family. and to whom she
on one occasion gave each pair OF her
cast eff, half.worn shoes, found the fel.
lowing lmpromptu on her chamber man
tie, the succeeding morning:
"How careful should our mistress be
TIE narrow path to chose,
When all The maids within her house
Are walking within her shoes
rsy The man with the high dlckcy
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

s.y- Never take paper more than
ten y ars without paying the printer, or
at least sending him lock Of your hair
10 let HIM know your about.
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

Not the righ, kind of man IS he who
is afraid to make an enemy, or is afraid
of his enemies when they come ready
make as come they will. He is not made
of quite the right kind OF metal to cut
his way through the world.
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

Hay When friends come to see you,
uninvited, do your bes, 10 entertain them
but make no apology or comment, 1t
sounds to your guests like reproach for
taking you unavares,
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

rrThis is evidently an age OF re.
anemen,. The old adage, that you shou'a
cam, vour chickens before they are
ba,ched," has been thus rendered os q
rroye.,or Of etiquette The producers
Of poultry should postpone 'ne census .
;,venile fowls till the period Of incu'
b,,ion is fully accomplished
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

EkT Different nations have different
kinds Of loalers. The Italian spends
his time in sleeping; the Turkish loafer
IN dreaming the Spanish in praying: The
French in laughing the English in
swearing; the Hungarian in smoking; Il .
German is drinking, and Ito Americans
in talking politics.
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

fs1 Laziness grows on people--it be-
gins in cobwebs and ends in iron CHAINS.
-Hals.
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

eD"Think ike the wise, bat talk ike
ordinary people.
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

Mrs. Hayne Julia Dean, it il said,
has fixed npon Chicago as place Of per.
manent residence.
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

ESQ Farmers Will, OF course, Iroflt by
The lessons Of the past two years in tho
choice Of Varieties for sowing. |, is bet
ter to go ten miles und pay double prizes
Tor an early and hardy variety, than to
accept other kinds as = gift. Aimo:. ev-
cry farmer las observe among his neigh
bors or within his county, ore or more va
rieties Of wheat that seem well atapt. 1
TO the climate and TO bis soil and every
tarmer VIII use his lest Judgment and
excrtions in this matter, milio Of bush.
els may be added thereby to the next sea
sons whea: crop OF Ohio specially ii
a. The same time, care IS taken 10 SOW
sslIY Oh dep titled AID vel disiasd
land. Ef.
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

fsD- At the breaking up Of dinpsr
party, two Of the company fell down
stairs, the one tumbled on the first landing
place, the other rolling to the bottom.
II was observed that the first was dead
drunk. Eyes, said wag."but he is
not 80 far gone as the gentleman below
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03
Bl L Il LEY HOUSE.
TIPTON, IOWA.

FIUN, IOWA.
LUIS hotel is New House which was inst
opened for the reception of guests on the ii of
nrcn; may, ssao. 1t is large and commodous, and is
'oea Win entire new furniture No eynense
has been spared which will add to the cnmsns,
Ut convenience Of the travelling public.
JOHN IL. RIRELEY.
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-10-03

gsa5- The good are better made by i'll