New-York daily tribune., 1855-08-21
NEWARK CLUB.
.POLICE COURTS.
AT THE TOMBS.

The ofenses charged against the different parties
arrested during the previous night were either drank
ennoss or those growing out of drunkenness. Only
two of the individuals knew where the liquor
obtained. One case was that OF a Muesian lady
pamed Eliza ConnOver. a resident of Baxter-st.;
Eliza sworc that she bought her liquor of Barney
Houston corner Of Little Water and Anthony -sts.;
Unexpectedly the liQuor made the drunk come before
she had time to get home: the officer fouGd Eliza in
horizontal position on the Five Points. Fined $40.
A RHyMER IN LIMBO
The most interesting feature Of the proceedings during
the morning grew out of the of Mr.. allabout
Warbler, whose name was the last called.
Mr.. Warbler had reached the last stages of shabby
Ceufiliy. Time had told sadly on his garments origin
ally of fire material and fashionable cut. HIS black
curly HAIR was whitened out by contact with white
wosh and his nose had beco garden for the culture
Of blossoms by far common than they popular.
But Mr.. Warbler, despite the reveres which he had
evidently suffered, stood proudly and gracefully erect.
If the ex erna man was IN state of dilapidaion, the
spirit still uDhurt He smiled gracefully when the
Judge addressed him and told him that he charged
with having been arreetcd n state Of drunkenness.
Officers Ciinch and Holden were the Witnesses
ag6nst wr. Warbler. They stated substantially that
ohoutl o'clock that morning they found Mr.. Warbler
standing in garbage barrel the edge of the side
wGlk oxtcmporizing dOgg6U to an imaginary aud
ence. They insisted upon his stopping, when Mr.
Warbler told Il EN- that a violation of etiquette
70 interrupt gentleman when he was delivering a
pO, m before the alumni Of a college. He ev-
deuuy under the influence of liquor and quite out of
his mind. They thought for his safety that they
had better bring him 10 the Station. House
Judge-Mr. Warbler, you have heard what the
officers have stated about your eccertric of
conduct; how did You happen 10 &c. druuR
Mr.. Warhlor-'lwas III ght, and gloomy darkness
had her ebon vail unfu led and nought remained but
Ia. lamps to light up this ere world. The heavens
irowneO the twinkng orbs, with slyery Light en-
dowed were all occult other side thGndefin big
black cloud Pale Luna, too, shed not her beams upon
the motley groups which lszily were standing round
Judge-lt's not to hear such nonsense that occupy
this scat
Mr.. WarbIer-A doath-like stiIross er prevailed
on aey, pier and street.
JpdeeITo Esten to such stuff, Sir, can't sacrifice
my time
ie1uIt nv rhyme; l think that when misfortune Il
M; on It's da e- se poetic Justice logic law. as well ss
common sense demand It's story all be heard unless
c porfc prco l. TO send poor TencCss cusscs under-
uesth The prisons roof Shall proceed
Judso-Procted, but don't make yourtale too long;
Mr. Win heed your words, depend upont |
own hat was wrong in rushing headlone "a dli
into inebIistion but let me question nov the Court
j. il not paation OF the depth OF human gullt II
malice don't incite 10 bresA IN diVefs fragments state
laws Wong or right. and when only human appeute
uncontrolled by human reason leads men OF genius
oeptime the dish Of life 70 season with conoimsnts
which pro fsm the mental palate tickle yet very oiien
in the end put human JOYS in pickle winch amt 20
cusspL funnNs though all OF INT tNlrhSe VA N'U'
the d ctferas the public paws for; henee, ask this
Court believing that its feelings are not hampered Il
Justice should rot ever be with human mere! teua-
Ieredl u,, -
Judce-Perhaps. Now tel me, Warbler, where
you bought youT liquor.
Mr.. W-ADon in tell you. Last week, Judge
PROSTATE was !, far sioker than to me Agreeable
with the disnhea chronic, and sympathizlng inenur
advised tlat should take some tonic. asked them
what; at orce they said, "Get some lsger-oeer.
Twss got "Drink freely, boy, said they, "nothlng
ne You fear, but you II be up and on your legs
The lager beer was took; soon every ooJect IN ny
sight had ytry drunken look. Lagtr-beer ITO Ger
man eaTs the words may be euphonic:l Tonic, Ger,
tainly, it wss- but deucedly too-tonic. AonofmA =
tbirsi excited il, and went to great excesses lthe
statements quite superfiuous my nose The iset con.
fesxssI Les: night attracted BY the scenes whlco
Gotbsns stres<s pr seot dressej nysef IN sonoea
sisAes and %, st DOOR ssot. to Qssoea my ta1r'