Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1855-03-01
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Aw. love for your Sake | viii try
h Is-Thes Toledo Blade says that few
evenings since, a widow, who was known By
the entire congregation to be greatly IN want
ofa husband, was praying with great fe-
yehcy a.;5a ~ ~,
%, thou kuowess II ~ 's''i i
near IT,. III responded brother, il broad
accent,
IA Es-At social circle 4 lady asked law
yer
why is coal Ike law book7'
Hef6ought there could be DO doubt Of its
being seblack stone
: bat, said the lady we barn Coke also. :
True replied tile gentleman bat at
most Of the coal yards you get very Little
tonA
I ny-Ncrvous old lady-Dear me what
| makes the cars stop here Is there any
| thing the NATTER I
Smart Young man Yes, marin ohaw
tobacco is lying right before the locomotive
las soon as it's removed, We will be upder
way again.
| Scene closes, with the old lady giving an
extra tie to her bonnet string, an inquiring
look at q small leather satchel with cloth
handle,
n1-A black man once went to Portland,
and attended church He went into good
pew, ana the next neighbor asked the man
who owned it why he put bigger into his
pew.
II why, sir, ha's Haytien,
Can't help that he's black
why; sir, he's correspondent Of mine
Can't help that-he's black
Hes worth d million Of dollars
Introduce me-
al ss-sThats the fashion, hey q said stout
'ssaanal boy, as be wsss-examinipg pair Of iH-
isVI.. a4s -. e .ssss. sew slap shop.
down the side Of 'eaa q
ANOTHER nod
Well, I'm blamed lift won't be hard III,
in spilled cloth from the new b;ma ~
they're gettin' to iunmertatinl it So y X
rs-A compliments recorded Il bsv;na
psen PAID by rustic, who never gerfipu par
II ICE cream to q lady yblate Of 'unsuocess,
VA fsa aslpea miner !alder its usual simple des-
S W. .YPeam is very sweet said he; but
IL -. Va little fetched with frost q
~'ft was compliment over the left but it
made considerable laughter at the time
i PRofrRLr PAIp II was never taken ID but
once, said D haFristeF in relating some Incl
dents in his life, when myself and two other
harristers having exerted ourselves for a
handsome foe, succeeded in getting the two
VS. off from forgery They Wsre. &C
qiitted, and BY the time they were fah,
dred miles, at least, from the nssize tos Va |
found out that counsel, attorneys aud all lad |
been literally paid in forged notes. f
CANpparE ron DIsrRlcr ScHooL-C Chair
man Of committee Mr. Treackle, do you
consider yourself@-good arithmeticianl
Mr. Tsoackle-What is that, sir2
y Chairman 40 you consider yourself good
at figures = I
Mr. Trcaokle yes the girls all tel
me Tina beautiful figure, and father always
said / vas perfect eypher
Chairman. Call up next candidate
nEAs Rufus choate was cross.question-
ing witness IN one of the courts in Boston,
recently he asked him what profession be
followed for a livelihood
II The witness replied
4 am candle Of the Lords ministerlef
thegospel
50f whA denomination = III
4 .Ba1fist, sirS
Then said Choate, you are dipt can.
ilS
DE.See here, Grips, / understand you
havea peculiar way ofeuring hams | should
like - learn it,
Vel. YES. know very well how to cure
y a man said ID another
Which is the heaviest, as2uart Of rum g.
} quart Of water q -. n
Rum, most assursdiy,, said tie other
TOT saw 4 man who weighed two hnnartd
Anl twent1tw pounds staggering aYnasr]s
Iuart Of rnnA, when hs could have carried : {
gallon Of water With ease
! Es-AnIeiitor Ia Iowa has bear. en.a Il.
alare g, and any dollars for 6pgin young
lf - q chareh.-Dasiy tfyns.
i Cheap enough We eaco Rugged ! Girl ).
eanrea some ten years ago aud he scrsne !
r. cost IS thousand year ever sinoo. Ii
2 Ckseage YsaRg dnsrlas.
eeblll dld yoa ever 10 10 sea b,
~. 'Ns rbul doubled one ofahe espes 81 81
Possible I Which ons e = e
s ~ ono that belongs 10 Lilly Jones. Of 81
allahassee = II
A Far Covra aDtc4,ox. ~
biing forth 10 favor sf lswoman--,,sar 81; coi
leR eonclnied il this vie: - 3 81
IoA. my hearers dspend upon il, nothing -
beg your pardon. replied an aus;,or !.
! husband docs w
IeThe South Boston Gazestg has tks Fl
owing, Z ~ Ils
The smiles Of home are excaea;..i.. q
lsnn., bus there are many people who 49,
sniiing With friend outside.
RApnIo Or Franklin. meeting !. f.;.
Is Whe had been : Manchester 5s s.l Ma
ahat be bad navsr sold pieoe "a 49, has /
over thxn bis oan Mind. From