New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-08-11
ESSEX MARKET.


Divers and sundry obstreperous human animals
who had kcl ed over the anti.whsky traces, imposed
By the phi anthropc trainers of the various liquor laws
found their personal liberty yesterday curtaed by the
undesired interference of meddling strangers in their
private afIai,s a lumber, who the previous night,
under the bengn influence of alcoholic smulans, had
insisted upon enjoy ing their largest liberty TO the very
lar est extent found morning their faculties con-
sioersby dis uIbed by the unexpected but vigorous
application of the club to their crania develop
nCnrs and the ir mortal bodies crbbed, cabined and
confined" within the narrow quadrangle OF the STA
ton IlOuse-smartng under the sense OF greylOus
injury Something less than a thousand of these uu-
happy citizens appeared before Justice Wood IN the
morning TO have their difficulties adj Indicated.
DRUNK AND PAID FOR 1T.
Dennis boswell and Francis Burn told the same
story drank little drop of beer, which got into their
beads Fined $40 each, because they put their liquor
into their heads instead of their stomachs.
DRUNK AND DIDN'T PAY FOR IT.
Elizabeth Williams Owen Murray Mary Smith and
Wlli N Griffith were all corned, but were discharged
because they were not drunk enough TO claim the pro-
tecliO1 Of the law.
In another part of THE TRIBUNE it will be h Muir
ry went and laid his wife, and when shs
stabbed man VIII came to assistance. Had
prisoneo days this would have taken place.
BARNEY LET THE GIRLS ALONE.
Barney LautTy stole mania from Sarah Wisbe
and her sister Barney couldn't let the girls alone bat
had to give 500 bail not hereafter to steal their
clothes.
TIED HIN UP.
Patrick Lowdon complained Of his wife Catherine
Low doI for being drunk and dls0ftCrly generally,
and in particular for making up his bed in the wood
shed and using the BEDFORD 10 TIC up the pig. The
Judge wanted 10 know more about the porcne men,
Der of he Lowdon family, and accordingly detained
Catherine TO give the requisite information.
o1nELLO IN REAL LIFE, WITH A BLACK DESDE-
MONA.
Asa Hoxlev and William Downey, both colored,
were found fighting in the street under rather peculiar
circumstances. Hockey entirely destitute OF the
us ful article OF apparel supposed 10 be worn 10 imme-
date contact with The masculine epidermisi ana
Dowfey was minus those equally necessary gar nents
in which should be encased the waking apparatus Of
tie euus homo male Tney were occupying the mid
die Of the srt ct in bellgeren attitude, sJaHing at
each oiher la Tom Hyer, and deadly struggle
would undoubtedly speedily have ensued had not the
ofcer Inierposed anu established temporary
iiun Of hostiliuts by taking the eombatans into Gus
tody.
Ii ses ma that Hockey has lately taken to his heart
and home an African belle noted for her sable charms
She is very beautiful, according to the Ethiopian
sfopdRr'-has link eyes white tee h, an arm like
rb-bcom a foot ike joly-boat and she weighs in
The 1,iehborhoO0 OF $50 pounds be the same mere
les. ashes black but that 10 n after She Is
celebrated beauty and Der pnquid attractions proved
too much for tie susceptible heart OF Downey, al
though lie too has wife not unknown In the annals
of beauteous nigiifude. Snitt-n 10 the soul by The
charcoal charms OF the fair eEsayer, he did not let
coIceameHt ike a WON 1 the bua, feed on his
4" srGrtiy cheek; Lot bit Of II. On the contrary,
he told bis love- and found a willing listener. she
hesrc hs su aud in the absence Of her legal lord she
erauieo ayOrs inconsiseut with the dignity of true
ano loS ing spouse. She had gveu lin iuconiestibe
proof OF Ler se, On-had mended his clothes and got
him ont of debt. Luscious kissss humid with the
dew OF passion she bad permitted him 20 snatch. She
had suffered him 10 toy win her pretty nugefs,
4 far h.rx atir
go; AM short had allowed him TO take those vari-
ous hie Liberties with her sacred person which after
marrege only husbands should aspire 10.
On the evening before mentioned she had received
a. usual the erng lover the Wit Ueen prorao.ed
unusually long; hours Of unlicensed d7llaace had
gwen bOldness to the enamored swain. aud he
seated Ill picious proximity TO the blushng fair
perhaps they were thinking of Downey, and per-
Laps they wan .; al any rate ust IN time 10 anticipate
al unusual ciiss, that unvelcOme individual made
his upexpe ced appearance, having just returned from
two weeks voyage a cau-sloop. he saw 10 en-
Instant just how the matter stood and Immediately
declared bOsthtes 10 q Characteristic and unnistaka-
bic manner; preparing for grand spring, after the
manner OF an enrsged goat he projected himself for
ward. head Erst, Like ancient battering ran, ler
another kind of ram, better known 10 the modern i'm
porters Of choice focks and herds. His head struck
ibe stomach of the intruding Hoxey. and Hoxey was
demolished pro sempore. He soon recovered himself,
and a pitched bsile the result in the course OF
which they msde their way into the street and Assumed
tie gladia'oria attitude ct first referred TO. Before
the court Downey says that he has become dissatisfied
with his sable spouse, anc requested the Judge 10
compel Hoxey to take Der with all her mperfectous
on Der head and take care of her, in addition TO
the family already un6 er bis charge. His Honor no.
deeiing TO be the pioneer Of ebony Aornonism In
tbis metropolitan vicnage. declined making any such
order but Dismissed the rvsis-she injured husband
&c be went out making the other the smsble promise
tho, as coon ss he got him out doom he would mesh
bis niger brains out with briek.