Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1855-06-09
Interesting to Ladies'.

\ writer in the n. o. Picayune says:
no luxury that the market affords seems
liable to more sudden changes, and more
uuarcoun,ahle rises and dcPressions, than
kissing. Cotton cant begin to be 4 CIR
cumsunc, To it. Sugar anl mo.aSseS
can't bea, any competition with It, We
are altogether at = loss 10 account for this
state OF aIl,rs. Whether il is owing To
the climate, 10 the season, 10 the men or
to the women, we know not, and should
like to know. A pretty Iiule Gil inform
ed rs last night, that in ner opinion, II
was shameful TO make men, especially
guoj-loohing men like we are, pay So
much for Kiss. We concurred, and I'M
mgaia,viy-came down 10 record the esii-
mated value of one smack IN Rochester,
New York. 1t will be remembered that
last summer, very learned adjudication
was made in oUr cily uIon this SUBJECT
and tha, since that period LEGAL estimate
has been made in Boston. The tariff OF
kisses is now, in Boston, ten dollars IN
Rochester, New York, seven dollars
in New Orleans, five dollars! Thank
Heaven we live in New Orleans, and
from the depths of our pockcrbool pity
those bachelors of Boston and Rochester.
The edire>s Of the Ladies Repository,
a very sensible and Ioyea5le woman, we
have 70 doubt, from the following para
graph. also on kissing, says: "hlsSeS,
IKE faces of philosophers, vary. Some
are as hotas coal fire, some sweet rs hon
rv, some mild a. milk, some taslless rs
long-drawn soda. Stolen kisses are s7Id
10 have more nutmeg and cream than oth-
er sorts. As to proposed kisses, they arc
not liked at all. A Stoien Kiss is the most
agreeable. We have been kissed few
ulmcs, and as we arc not very old, we
hope to .cceIye many more"
After an almost unprecedented doarlh
of matrimonial news, tthe quantity tlucu.
ating, perhaps, with the variations II the
slrngency Of the money MARKET this de-
parlmcntoG the newspaper business is
looking up. The Boston rranscrip, say-
+ that not less than one thousand marriage
certificates have been issued IN that city
since the first of January last. Hand
. times supposed to be the cause.
( How little 90 lovely women know
what awtuI beings they are, in the eyes
of an inexperienced youth Young men
brought up in the fashionable circles OF
our cities will smile AT this. Accustomed
to mingc necessarily in female society,
and to have the romance Of the heart
deadCnCd by a thousand frivolous nirta-
'ons, women are nothing but women IL
IhcIr eyes ; but to susceptible youth
like myself, brought up in the country,
they are perfect dIvinitics.--U aShing!0n
Hgmg.
Love is as necessary 10 woman's
heart as 4 fashionable bonnet 10 her head.
Indeed, we think, rather more so ; for
nothing less than large measure Of love
viii content her, whereas the recent FASH.
ION has shown that she can be satisfied
with a very lule bonnet Ii is undouh,-
edly a scandalous observation, but mod
ern philosopher has remarked. and wC
give the aphorlsm fox whist 1t is worth.
that Love Is so essential 10 the very lilo
OF woman, dat in cClib5cy size is unbap.
Py without lover, and after marriage, u
she is so unfortunate as not 10 love her
own husband, she is pretty ceI,sin to
Ioye-somebOdy clsc's