Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1855-09-21
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An ekselent stori IL told konsernip de
maner in hwi5 q Ypkc sold" de landlord
ov a hotel in q vilaj in Ohio, tr6 hwic &c
"Grat National Rod" post 1t WOE wei
non hi traveller on dis rod, dat il WOE inn
posibl tn get fial mel at dc hotel in kwes-
tyon, bekez an understandiD egzisted be-
TWEEN De landlord and dc driver, and elmost
az s6n az. DC pascnjerz werseted at de tabl,
dc stdj WOE redi tn start. On wun oka3on,
amup DC pasenjerz WOE Yapke, h6 w,ad
be "gol dqrnd if he wudnt hav dc vail ov
hiz mum, enihS." IIiz felo pascnjerz wer
apk(us tn no hs tn mauai il, aud after q
hwi da lernd hS:
"Brdkidst rcdi, jents," sed dc landlord, az
dc stat drov up tn dc dor; stak VOL
jents. Herr woter, basin, tSel, and sop"
Otter performing dez ablpJonz, da 81 pro-
seeded tn dc dinip-rdm, and komenst q fers
onsl6t upon dc ediblz, do "fez' tuk hiz
tim. Skqrli had da tasted DIR kofi, hwcn
da herd de unwelkom sSnd ov dc horn, and
de driver eksklam-."Siaj rediw Up riz
at grumblip pasenjerz, pa dar fifti sents, and
tak dqr sets.
"a0l abord, jcnts," inkwirz de host.
"Wun misip" sed da.
Prosedip tn dc dinip-rbm, dc host findz
Hcz veri k6lli helpip himself tn an linens
pes ov stalk, dc "siz ov honez lip
"Y6l he left ser! Siai IL goip TIL stqrt"
"Wal, j liant got notn' tn sa agin IL"
drolz st Hez.
"Kan't wat, ser; better tax ybr set"
'iDu wot."
sect in, SER"
"'f'l be sol dqrnd eff j do nuder I'll Nv
got mi bnkfus! Nv pad for ii, and am CO.
in tn get dc vail ont and eff yob kalkerlat
ant y6 ar mistaken"
So dc stat did stqrt, and lelt Hez, hG
kontinyud biz atak upon dc edible. Bisk-
its, kofi, stalks, SIS, disaperd rapidli beior
dc il ov hiz astoni(t land lerd.
asa skwir dem ar kaks liz 'bSt st; fec
rs anuder grist on 'em. Y6l Guide water,
nuder kup ov dat ar kofi. Pas dem egz.-
iRaz y6r ON pork, skwir dis IL mazin'
mis- ham. eLand 'bSt her tolembl Gep, skwir.
sIlant got MUG mapl timber in dc ports,
hdv y6. DqD itsmqrt trad, skwir i kali
kerlat Don't la ydr ON egg, sd6 y6."-
And dus Hez kept kwizip dc landlen un-
til he had mad hqri mel. "Sa, skwir
ms i'm 'bSt tn konklud paiD mi devSerz
III dis ar tabl, but if y6'd JUS Civ us boil
or bred and milk tn sorter top Of wild, id
be oblejd tn y6." So st goz dc landlord
and water for dc boil, milk and bred, and
set dem befor Hcz. "sSp6n, tn if yd
plcz.' But no spdn kld be fSnd. Land
lord WOE fur he had plenti ov silver wuns
ldiD on dc tabl hwen dc staj stopt. asa y6,
id6 y6 blink eni ov dc pasenjerz tax DEM"
IF don't no. sD6 y6 tipk ia did"
"sD6 / tipk. No, don't tipk, but am
sqrtan. If da ar oil az gren az yb 'bSt her,
i'm goip tn lok at imediatli and tn
wunst."
de landlord ruCez st tn dc stabl and
stqrts man after dc stat, hwie had gon
ab5t tre mi.z. dc man ovcrtaks dc staj
aud seq sumtip tu dc driver in q 10 tom
He imediatli turnz bak, and on arivip at de
hotel, Hez kumz st tu TAX hiz set and
seq
"iHs ar y6, jcnts, I'm roth glad tn Sc
y6."
Landlord scz tn Hez--
"sKan y6 p0nt st de man h6 y6 tiDk
haz dc sp6nz."
"aPint him St." sqrtanli, kin. -sa,
skwir j pad y6 for an MN pens fur q
bakfus, and j kalkerlat gotd dc vail ont.
Vol find dem spdnz in dc kofi-potl Go
abed, oil abord, driyerF'