Wilmington journal. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1844-1895, 1855-02-16
1t Is a very great Absurdlty,


10 attempt to borrow money on the plea Of en-
IRENE poverty.-Fo lose money al play and then
fly into passion about t.--To lend your
and expect it to be returned with keen edge
TO ask the publisher of periodical how
many copies he sells per ek-To ask a wine
merchant how old bis wine s---TO make Yourself
generally and universally dIstgreeable and wonder
that nobody will visit you except compelled BY bust
ness To get drunk and complain of headache next
morning 10 spend your earnings in gr,g~hop
and wonder that you ae ragged--To request the
keeper Of bar room TO pay the fine for your last
nights drunken frolic, alter telling him you have
" nary red left in the world .-Io rcckessly
in debt for Injuries and grumble bully when you
are dunned. ito live entirely for Yourself and won
der you have real friends T. -,',r.- " f'-t 70,
. viewers generally read more than the T." pax.
the works they praise or condemn fife judge the
merits otherwise Of actor actress by the local
paragraphs Of newspapers.-T threaten journ-
alis with the withdrawal of your patronage because
| of something he has written ana afterwards blame
him for want of independence. critic>e Others
with severity and show yourself very sensitive to
cism.-To judge peoples piety by their attendance
| at church prayer meeting - o condemn al pro-
e>sors Of religion as hypocrtes because You cite
some instances OF criminal conduct among clergymen
Or church memhers--To keep your dependents on
starving salaries and wonder at their robbng YOU
To make your servants ell lies for you and after
wards be angry when they tell lies for themselves
| To tell your own secrets, and believe other persons
will keep them. ITO spot your children by over.
indulgence and quarrel with them afterwards for be
ing self-willed- Ito neglect home and wonder that
you cannot enjoy domestic happiness TIE encour,
age vanity and extTavigance in your family and be
astOnlshed you cannot get on " in the wOrld.-TC
render service voluntarily and expect man to be
grateful for it--To expect 10 make men honest BY
hardening them in Jail, and afterwards turning them
adrif without the means of getting work-To think
a thing cheap before a low price is asked for it,
To neglect education and calculate upon respecta
Bile population from the rising generation = 20 ask
a spnster's age and expect to hear the tTuth.-Tt
fancy a woman modest because she bushes al an inu
| endo.--Io say man IS charitable because he sub
scribes to an hos pital.--ro sit down by the road
side of life and be astonished that the cripple has
oustripped you keep dog short com
mons and complain of his stealing TO degrade
human nature in the hope of improving it.-Tt
dogmatcally assert original and universal depravity
and not expect to be regarded 9 no better thar
you should be".-To praise the beauty of wo
mans hair before you know whether it did not once
belong to some one else-To be generally churIisl
and look for poteness in return.---To expect you
creditors to give you long credit it they always SCI
) you in shabby clothes. 70 arrive at he age of fiji
ty, and be surprised at any vice, folly. absurdy
your fellow creatures may be guilty of.
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