Thibodaux minerva. [volume] (Thibodaux, La.) 18??-1858, 1855-04-14
THIBODAUX, LOUISIANA, SATURDAY, APRIL II, 1855.
OmuigRnuns paragrapbs.

| 0mnlgRnuns paragrapbs.
| man says, the first thing that turned his at
tenton to matrimony the and skiul manner in
which pretty girl handled broom. He may see the
when the in which the broom is handled will moi
afford him so much satisfaction
An old bachelor geologist was boastng that every
present declared that she knew of rock of which
was wholly ignorant "You don't sayjust namei it, madam.
cried CGl BIS, quite seposs ssed j" is the cradle
sir" replied the lady.
lady acquaintance says the first time she was
kissed by feler she felt like big of swimming
in honey cologne, nutmeg, and lackberes. She also fell
as II something running through her feet
diamonds escorted by several little cupds in charots drawn
by angels shaded by suckles the whole spread
with melted rainbow What power there must be in full
breasted kiss
Marriage is the mother of the world, and pre-
its kingdoms fills its cities and churches and Heaven
ITSELF and is that state of good things which God hath de-
signed as the present constitution of the world.
"Bob by sitting On that side of the cars you
missing all the sights this side" "Never mind Tim
| am ST. -hting all the misses on this side"
An Irishman being asked on a late trial for a
certificate Of his marriage exhibited huge on his head
which might have been made with fire shovel The
evidence satisfactory.
Punch very sanderously makes use of the follow
ing The is called masculine from his supporting
aiming the moon, and in finding her the wherewta to
to keep family Of stars besides The is feminine
ecause she is constantly changing just ship is blown
about by every wind The church is feminine because she
is married to the State And time masculine because he
is trihed with by the ladies' We should like feminine
jury upon Punch for his wit Wonder what they would do
with him !?
The following notice was lately affixed at church
in Heresodshire England, and read in the church, This
to give notice. that to be buried in this church.
yard but those v ng in the parish and those who
be buried are desired to apply to the par sh clerk"
wag says he looks under the Marriage head OF
the papers for the the oeak exchange remarks
would have been complete and placed him beyond the hope
of mercy.
WHAT OUR WIVES LOVE.
wife once kissd ..h her husband, and said she,
My own sweet William, how dearly love thee !"
Who ever knew lady, good or i'll,
Who would not love her own saceet aciNf
Evidence of friendship-kissing married lady
out of pure Rye for her husband.
"My son." said Mr. H. chow could YOU marry
an Irish grl?" Why father, said the 1m not able
to keep two women I'd married Yankee girl I'd had to
have hired an Irish girl to take care Of her."
The Salem Journal, sentenced a poor fellow to
six months in the House of Correction and
the Boston Telegraph the other evening" gathered all
partcua Of the loss Of the Ocean to the hour Of going
to 'd-ress."
A late paper, published in the Emerald ISLE after
narratng the wreck the skerrie winds up
with the following announcement All the saved
except Tour hogsheads OF molasses."
A coxcomb talking of the transmigration of souls,
said In the time OF Moses, have doubt was the
golden calf" 'very likely" replied lady, time has
robbed you Of nothing but the gid ng"
The darkies "Doesticks" saws are all built after
the same model; hand like shoulder of mutton teeth white
mouth big enough for the depot have all got
each foot skull like oak plank yellow eyes and nose like
half. = =
What key will finally open the doors of civiliza-
Ansecer-Yankey, yankee
Miss Gilmore was courted by man name Had
dock, who said to her: 6" only want gilmore to make
me perfect fish," ~
A little girl asked her sister "what was chaos,
that papa read abou?" The older child replied Why
is great pile of nothing, and place to put it in.
An individual was arrested the other day in Gin
cinnat endeavor ng to pick mans pocket He said he
wasn't used to the business and just trying get
hand in.
little girl, having been sent to shop to pur-
chase some dye stuff and having forgotten the
article said to the clerk: Please r. what do folks dye
with ?" Die with why the cholera sometimes" replied
the clerk "We believe that's the name; want three
cents worth.'
"What is shew bread, Aunt! !" asked Ike, who
was readns the Bible consecutivey and tearing out the
leaves he went along not to loose the place. Why
Isaac said Mrs Partington, shoe bre is that which
Lynn"
:" Don't lay in that postur, DEAR" said Mrs.
Partingon TO her nephew, who stretched the sofa
with his heels foot two higher than his head Don't
lie raise yourself up put this pillow under you.
knew young who had suggestion Of the brain
In consequence Of laying sohs brains all down into his
head " and with this admonton she left him to his nap in
the little back sitting room.
stranger, passing through one of the noun
tain towns Of New England inquired What you raise
here? The was Our hand is rough poor; we
can raise but little produce and 80 We build school houses
and raise men !"
Boys" said village pedagogue the other day,
"what s the meaning Of al that noise in the school?" ut
Bill Skes STR, who is all the time initiating locomotive
Come here, William; if you have turned into loco
motive it is high time you were switched oR" 3.
A gentleman with a squint eye was about to ex-
ercise the right Of suffrage when he Was accosted by
political opponent with ~ say Mister what you doing
heres YOU can't vote you're not naturaieyesd."
An old lady entirely out Of the hearing Of the
preachers voice. camp meeting being found sobbing
asked why she wept since she could hear the words Of
the minister 10" said She the holy scdg Of
his head"
A man was arrested in Ohio recently for getting
drunk He pleaded that he had been guilty Of violation
the law and cne the right Of being tried by the old
the ground that he got drunk under the old law and
hadn't been sober since The judge puzzled and laid
the case for advisement.
Physicians rarely take medicine, lawyers seldom
to law and ministers steer clear Of other parsons chur
ches Editors however, read all the papers they get
hold Of.