Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1855-08-04
NOT THE ONLY BEAR woxEN.'

a New Orleans correspondent Of the
Louis Democrat, la writing 70 hat paper. te
the following " good oIe.6
Speaking of the STANDARD p.orytrc,s;,,es r
minds as Of the so-cal,ed {" boar vc-,an- /"
connection with whom s good sta Y !. tol
The above interesting female is sal - ,os.c
hand and face Of a decidedly ursiue cast, an
IN other respects 70 resemble .ssae hun a..
She vas represented IS the " Consequence
u real life romance Of fts -ty al !
Beast and being annop ace.. ~. ~ .
pigs and mammoth oxen, as the - -v.,lsr
the world" was visited by great many re
sons. At ole of her levees tie saowsn ar v,
expatia:ing on the unparailei. d rarity Of q
exhibition, and declaring that the world nev,
produced another such specimen Of tie I
suits OF smalgamation, when a YanFee, W.
mad wandered II, remarked that sHe vas n
;he only bear woman he had seen. Toe shay
man got very indignant, and declared T.
there was not a similar instance O.. reco-,
nom the days of Aristotle downwar6s; Dl
he Yankee insisted thst be could prove Il
truth Of his statement
Proprietor offered TO bet eS go 'h.t b
couldn't, but Jonathan said 2 sea. ..gia d
principles 10 bait money "Ill bet VOC Il
sbampsgne for the party, then" SAID Il
Snowman.
Greeny declared himself q teeto.s CT, ar
quoted from the temperance sou.stcr % naiI
tain his position
Il thought you d back down, " said Re di;
ciple of Van Amburga.
. kin prove, and no bachin down. b.t
don't like TO bait"
However, after consile able banteriag IL va
settled that the gentleman from the rural d:s
tricts should 60 the champaign; TIE WAGER {
DE decided by tic crowd
.. Ill =. -
sertinn - said the embryo RarEUn. ,itb tn
airof one who fees that be has c5rnered ii
cpPoneht.s
- Tbs ere fellow was aloug with M -b.r
L seen her, sid Cup country" pon;... a
yeTda spaein.cn that stood with bis m ,u Z
ot~4 n''.ir - the conversation.
- lndeo- vii you tell Us where you s.v
herr
To he sure viii; it was acor-a in Vsr
mont"
" VIII you relate the cifcumstaaee3
"SLrIin, squire, II it'r ,L!c. e yoU.''
You see, ono moi liLg the o.d wumsq 80,
- me- SEE Sc Ezekiel, We r, IL "a n3,veyfu
short o l. n mea.; thar aint emu ~ ~
neoGse to make arother baIaocA: yau'l h.,
t. 20 the mill. Nuff sed, seq 1, an 1 hilc., 4
the old gray care .itew the EsggiE a.. n4
an keziah CHATS the feiler heICJ sire kel /,
for the mill. While the corn was y.Indin'
we thc't we'd jist take look long tie crick
Alter gcin' = sm-N risce up stream, b. an
the alihredo.t spattcTin ir the water IN At e, c,
was.
Wha.'s that , seI lu Keziah
Muskra;s, maybe, ser he; tho'T thqn,
deIIn pIcrty this season
Wall, Jes, peeped thrD' the 6us-as. and
thar sue sot
"What, bsar womsn?'' said the listeners
Yes, n hey fde one
Wall. Vas jesl on the bank thinkin' of al
sorts . things, when oil iu o..cs she spieI l.e
an LJrdCsi heOw the critic did iumn. She
jest pa He'd fur the bank, ari then mae 4
bee line fur Deacon Peabvdy = L.Cuse. $, &C,
chin like young steam iugine all the ~ =
If she wasn't 81 looiBn bare v poa,lE, then sht
Was q mighty close imitation Q cne.''
Did you ever learn nny thing further 10 re.
ldtiOn 20 the critJer - slid one of the listen,
ers, after the Laugh that folio 7rei tue denuue
Inent had subsided.
. iee!le further up the crick we found a
hull heap o cloEe. KeLiah sed ther WIZ 4
complete SGT . gal fAins. an bein' c. he's 4
married man, / = pose lie wus write. We th0'i
We might wait an see who cum Rrter 'em, nar
IA we see old Peabody comm that way WI !
a biz stick, We tho't that praps ct would b.
jest as well to look arter the corn. Their wuz
a j. p. on one o the cOnsarns, aa' noticed
that the Deaoon's darter Jerusha had on pre-
cisely such striped dress next Sunday
couldn't help tiinkin' 1t wuz kinder singler,
that wa. alI.'
1t is hardly Necessary 10 ala ,.at "a, show
man was = elected. y