New-York daily tribune., 1855-08-28

Mari cot it at cbrisenipg, and the Ia4ys
hiend Of my ovn for she gave me brandy enough -
m &c Jolly drunk.
Judgf-Wss II At grocery
Msry-No, SIR; It was al q respectable christening
whore got 1t, mighty nice christening il 100,
whore thor was plenty Of good bra dy, and thank
God for all such, wheo get drunk for nothing.
Judge-SBch ehristenings will prove serious fun 70,
you, Msry. if you indulge freely.
Mary-Ibe OWL q one av me cares for that, your
Honor; sore I'd BE- a fool entirely didn't get drduk
when there wa pleDty Of good brandy, and al for
nOthng Faith be drunk every day Of the week if
| could get liquo' for nothing.
judge shall have % fine you $40 or sead you up
for ten days.
Msry-The more sherne 10 YOU Judge; sure hasn't
an hobest woman a right 10 get merry at christening
An more by n. ht when the child is one Of your own
friends family Troih dont know how soon it
may be own turn to have ourselves, aud then
We feei might, anpessant if our friends didn't do
the fsr thing by Bad cess to the likes o me but
when ttere's christening I'm on hand Ike a sore
thumb.
Mary went off upbOding the institutions Of swate
Ireland among which, In her estimation, christening
siaD0s foremost.
BONE OF HIS BONE
,Iame7 Crewiey gets crunk and bess Mary his wife,
WHO now makes complaint against him. James don't
90 IL fairy-he knocks her down and beats her while
down; breaks her head with chair, and has nos dis
posed Of the partnership goods aud chaties and
rfuses to support Mary and her one small child.'
Held 10 bail ia $500 for good behavior.
TRUAST BOY.
James DAYTON ruDs away from school aad associates
with bna boys, oisobeying hs fSber and won'i mind
bis uncle Reprmanded and goes homo like another
Pocign 10 cat The veal which sood Little boys should
slyaJ have.
GALL IN Ny EYE"
Michael Mooney ana George Flicker feeling pu--
nocious bad exohaus cd few taps in a fiendly
sort Of kI ock-down msnner, and each 1peared now
with his left eye in mouruic for his disordery conduct
1t having been about even thing and e. eopener
10 then, iAey we're discharged.
LIKE THIEF IN The NIGHT
John IIessian was brought up, CT AIRED with an at
tar pt at grad larceny. About O'Clock he was de-
toed trying 10 rsi,e window in The house OF Samuei
". GBIrsOn, No. 80 Spring s Mr. G.. hearing him,
was on tie alert aud sucCee5ed In capturing him. At
tie first alarm he had away ard attempted TO s..
cfete himsft in the door Of the next house but
soon in tue bends Of al officer. lie was held to
swer.
NINE FOR \ DOZEN.
Peter Fay Fnstav., Wes detected selling peaches
with short measure-only one OF his whole act being
up to the standard. Same had false bottoms. nut in
Undoubtedly TO protect the original one. which
getting old. Fined 81 snd deprived Of the measures
that were ncCncct.
Fritz Duffy, Err av., was brought up for the same
OfIsBse, GBd teTvco likewise.
There l. good field herefOr the Police 20 wock in, Is
short measures ana short weights TO be fouod 10
other places than peddlcrs' wagoDs-even where the
respectaby Of tie place should show honesty III tue
cealer. Many persons Will suifer themselves 20 be nm
lOeed upon IL preference 10 making complaint IN the
fieht quarter ii ore mentions even hints at fcsu
tc impuo erca of the dealer will carry him through
especislly il bis customer be female j. has got
be 20 common TO cut Gown OF fn uP measures thet
" fOu, peck" won't " make bushel by iugtull,
ana OF feels il sepsibiy 10 tunes hard as these.
TOOK IT On AZ EMPTY STOMACH
Ellen Smith was surveying a Virginia fence through
The sireet-Is Ore sce OF the road then the other
Size had had nothing 70 eat or bree- fas; and took
plefs of Gin on top of T. which Cida't Get WE'LL and
gave her the blue staggers. Fined $40 for vsntufing
Cui without hCr breakfast.
30 The WORk-HOUSE BOY.
John Shaw was drunk az disOrderly, and received
bis reward o. meTit-twO months In the Wo.H House.
FIR, FOR SHANE, MARY.
Mary Cough had been induging rather too freely
in the ardent which produced in hsr a desire 70 wit
1tss "plug muss' ia which she should play hrst
part. Having succeeded in creating Some hiug Of
seusatin ciicer eterfed in and oonveJed Mary to
the Static n-louse SIZE was required to give $500
bail 70 behave heiseli
DIDN'T STOP FOR HIS CHANGE.
Edward Rey was Grauk but having passed the
nil h u the cells and complainant sppea aring, + +
ward was toic 10 80 home and be good ooy III
ward didRt stop long, probably fearing bus Honor
might change his miod, but took hasty dep ,rture
thinking thai Il nigh; be well enough as general
tule 20 ''gve Ire Devil his cue. tut IN his case thj
exception Wes blessing 10 him.
DRUM some
Mr.. John Livingston Of No 79s Teuth-ay. vas
broua ht IN for being in liquor MI l. when NJ sober
h. slth probably makes some preteuslous to rsQeeta.
biity at east in dress. The vide shirt-ooar 'uroe1
the vcSf the paebllcather tpOt- Tue OrOhlciO1
cont the scGI. and watch and chain. and shItstuds
showed that to tastes Oi the nau are naturally above
brandy sni niioU atom As he was not perfectly
-Cber wien brOu BIT m am little lack of elabo ~ on
IN the arrangements OF las TO ete must he overo 'sed
On Of his boots hao hole 10 It, le lay.ug as ne in-
elligLly expressed II, "stuDbed MS boot of gains,
"olIbsioE the multitudnOus Hho-ooiaT ins ead OF
ing down smoothly over his vest, sbd crumpei,
aud Ito general effect great, mared ~ It's wited aP-
peptancc-ihe bottom butionhOe of his coat was
fastened 10 toe upper button of bs yrst-his pants
wee hooked Mp b. Lis watch chain 70 his csayii, bat
as TIE as,nancd Article tied uuder his arms in'
s.ead of round bis neck ths coufa,ion OF wardrobe
vas OF as great us might have b en- expected
re had uudouh cdy made attempt 20 put his
rocke, in;o the hinder pocket Of his coat
but he'd OILY succeeded in nangiug ii upon baiooi
one Of his Loves in lis POCKET anc the other
he had turf ed sids cut end placed IA his check evil
Gently suprOsiag il to Re tobacco.
His crime was yeuial lie had. IA SOFT OF lre-
br!ated ,ree-and-essy way, abs'rac ed mu'kmeon
from stall ,he female proprietor Of which I'd dis
patched an officer TO secure the culpTit. The NJ. l..
bad no ciffculty ia capturing The plsoueri lie had
discovered him seated upon crippled earbA cart,
erpnrcd il iey yourirg n, stolen vegetable; VIII he
perceived tie Ioioeman approaching he had pdt ,he
melon into his hat 1hiCh lie hastily deposited on his
bead then cooly olcIns his arms AID standing With
bis legs wide apar, airst gisan,. he had awaited
tie coming enemy.
The Juice Of tie wstery celcaoy in bis hat had
flowed in little riyule's his checks, an the seeds
thereof had found lodgment in bis ears and when
Ae removed ns hat thf rect OF the piered fruit tell on
tie cleiks otsk, save about quart or more, when
remained On the prisoner head giving II somewhat
the appt aranCe OF having beep dpped III vuoA0' VI
Air. John Livingston Ike mast drunken men,
imagined himsef 10 Be unusually sober, aud dressed
up Bis couLtonance with TN inebiiaed eer' when
,'ouch complicated with vlalnoGs squint, he uu-
dou6ieoly iuie.ded for annihla'irs look .; oil.
f,ndea dignity. But the extent Of bic "goneness