Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1855-03-22
From the N. Y. Express
The Uses of the Negro-Uncle Sam and
Sambo.

sugar, - but here IN The North, where these
staples wont grow, he is also used to raise
gold. Our readers, as yet, may not be able
exactly TO see into all this, but if they will
think little, they will see right through it
all, in an eye-twinkle.
Uncle Sam has $6O,oOO,OoO in his large
iron chest called the ub.Trcasury, which
he expends every year by the votes of mem
bers OF Congress. Sixty millions ofgod is
little California. and it is a California
every year,-which can be got at without
mining, or turning water courses, or sitting
sands, or seeking plazas.
Well, Uncle Sam has a mortal enemy
called Sambo, Sanbo off South, in the cot
ton and rice fields, is Nullilier, but here
in the North, he is called Free Soiler,"
san anti-Slavcry man. and other softer
names, though in Wisconsin, he has just
turned Nuliiiier, and is preparing SO to turn
in Massachusetts and Michigan. Sambo
keeps up irighiul clatter in the rice and
cotton fields about the North, and Sambo in
the cebergs Of the North keeps another
frghtful cIatter about the South. Uncle
Sam, who is a lazy old fellow, with more
money than he knows what TO do with, con-
fused and conlounded by this clatter, is it,
orally stripped Of all the clothes on his back,
by the two sets Of Sambos that thus con-
founded and conGus ed him.
The way it is done is this: John lives in
Arkansas, and sees millions of acers of
Uncle Sans farm there, and thousands Of
Indians who live on Uncle Sans farm,
(their own reservation with the Indian IT,.
tie unextinguished. Johns mouth waters
for the money that the Indians would have
if Uncle Sam would only buy the Indians
right OF possession, and John thinks he
could sell all right if he could only go TO
Congress, John scratches his head, and
has right. ''If | only turn Sambo," says
lie, "and cry Abolition Abolition Abo-
lition' horribly, these Arkansas tooth-piclls
will be sharper, and send me to see Uncle
Sam, to have talk with him in Washing,
ton. Oh how the woods and the praries
OF Arkansas will then ring with this 'Ab-
clifton Abolition' Aboitionn 'Aboli-
tion'
Well, Mat resides in New York. Mat
is q shrewd, money making fellow. The
glory" Of cflice is good enough, as All alb.
straction, but fer him, there is nothing ike
that other g, which ends in gold. H.
s5ys he, John, of IN Arkansas, can live or
! the public domain. and on Indian trcatic:
and Indian annuiie3, by bawling 0ganSt
the North, VIII. can't live here, in IL,
North, by bawlng louder against the South
SO Mat turns Sam5o, too. Mat reasons
Texas wants moncy-$l2, 7S0,0 600 in all
! Well, Texas is clever fellow, and Tex
French spolatiuns want money! Wei, /
was atrocious and cruel to rob our people
and never pay,-but Spoliaton must pa!
Commissions. Florida has claim, ii
may be $5,OOO,O0O. Billy Bowlegs ha
over-run poor sister Florida. Billy an,
Osceola, and Tustenuggce are only rascal,
savagcs, brutes. Florida has fought, bleC
and died but Florida must pay Commits
sioness. Nobody does work now-a-doy
without Commissioners. Well,-but if
vote for everything, nobody will vote for me
That is bad, very bad, d,-but too will turl
Philanthropist, and cry Negro" negro,
"negro," slavery" slavery, ,"-'oh, th
horrors of slavery" The poor, dear, bless
ed, black members of humanity are down
trodden--Oh, how they are down-troden
and the North is downtrodden too b,
their 'oligorical,' 'aristocratical,' 'demonia
cal Southern masters" Sambo blubber
right out loud very loud, in the agony 0
his aiIliction, and tears roll down his hairy
cheeks, as from water spout, through
forest. crowned waterfall, Sambo touche
the hearts Of all his sympathetic sisters unc
brothers. Say they,-ir we only send Samb,
to see Sam in Washington, Sans swee
heart will soften and slack when he see
Sambos sobs, and sghs, and sulferings.
Sambo Mat, of New York, and Samb'
John from Arkansas, then meet in Washing
ton in Uncle Sans big Capitol Porlor, Th'
$50, O,O0C,0 900 in Uncle Sans chest is al
gone! Sans big farm. stretching from Ohic
to Oregon, and to Texas, is all going Sans
Indians are all "extinguished!" The twt
Sambos with their fingers on their noses
return home, the one to New York, the 9th
err to Arkansas, rich and rollcking-anc
other Sambos take their seats in Uncle Sam :
parlor at the Capitol.
Sambo, the yeritable Sambo, we mean
, Scipio and Cato, and Cuffee, of the South, a
,hs,, --aaI or v,oyk IN the crttoo nv can