Star of the Kanawha Valley. [volume] (Buffalo, Va. [W. Va.]) 1855-1856, 1855-07-11
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A late number u The DrookvilIc Amer.
lean announces tic destruction pf the
editors hat; whereupon the Connersville
Times imprudently wonders II my Gpss
you losc your time. said a pick-pccket
70 a man AZ he was stealing his watch.
Jim smicks pu.s every thing 10 use.---
His wife bus bald heal, and hsl s,saps
his razor On I'LL
Why lila married man like cnndlef
Because ke sometimes gocs outsat night
when he oagh'n! TO-
The people o. Psrua.s 50 indeian. that
they open pca-pods with M cyster-kniis.
III driving horses, they a.ways liave two
men to each quadruped-one to hold the
reins, andthe other y holha "Whoal'
a Lawyer once Apr oae.ed 4 pretty
Qulkeress, and said shhee looked u charm !.
ing he could nj help giving hera Kiss.
Friend said she, thee must not do IT,
tOb, bill HeavenT will
'WelL friend, as thou has sworn. thee
may do it; but thou must not make i
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| Mrs. Partia Eson wants 10 know if it is
not iafuman, aid contrary to die Maine
Liquor Law, for The Allies - insistEon the
KCzar taking Joar piassS Only tlinkl the
poor man has to take two quarts at once?
| | don't wander he has resisted and ut 20
I long about ii. .,|.1 #4 IS. F
| Never give advice about training chil-
dten till you have had some Of your own
to Try on. III
| Baclelorssare not entirely lost 70 the re-
Efnementso f sentiment, as will be seen by
The following toast offered By one of the
much abused fraternity ata celebration:
/ Ladies: Sweet baiars in the garden Of
life. =
| Moncyis one Of the institutions It
gives brains u i fool; honor to- knave;
Standing u miserable counterfets. Give
scamp a hundred thousand dollars, and
friends will swarm around him like flies
round a sugar hogsheal. Let him losc
his money, and the same friends will
abuse his Very dog. A wondrous trans
f3rning inAuence;tkat same artcle Of
'necdful. Mis- n
! Pick thinks insects, geuefuiy. must
lend a TRULY joyful lifc. Thinks What.
must be NJ lodge in 4 lily. Imagine .
palace offiyoryfor pearl, with pillars Of
silver, and capitals Of gold. all exhaling
such perfume as neYer arose from human
conser. Fancy again, the fun of lhcking
yourself uP for the night in the fold Of q
rose, rocked togslEcp b. the gentle signs
1of summer, air. nothing u do when you
awake butte wash yourself in 4 deep dew
drop and Ifall to and eat your bed clothes.
lI1A weak. minded lady. says, If anything
will make a woman swear. il is striking
her foot against The rocker Off rocking
clair, while hunting for her night-eap at-
1ter the candle has been cxtinguishcd.
| Marriage isIthe mother Of the world.
and preserves It's kingdoms. Ellis i,s cities
and its churches; heaven itself. and is that
state of3g,od things which God hath de-
| signedas tbe present constitution Of the
World. q
IA young lady recently from boarding
school, being asked at a table il she would
take some more cabbage, Piled:
by no MEANS madam astronomical
safety admonishcs me that have arrived
at the ultimate Of culinary deglutination
consistent with the code d Esculapius.'
! why IS love like potato? Because il
4 sloats from, the I've, lleish, hoi
It'Mine Gpt! rot vim De Frcnehmap
make next?" said dutchman The FIRST
time hesaw q monkey.
BIZ careful how you make love to a
cross.eyed girl; You cant tell whether
she is casting her sweetest glances al your.
self, or MI, Jones, opposite,
One famous for hunting up cnimas,
/ philosophical thus: What strange crca-
lures girlsare. Offer one of them good
wages to work fi,r yon and ten chances
tosone if the old woman can spare any etf
Me girla---but just propose matrimony,
and see iftley don't jump At The chance
of working a Lifetime for their yictnals
ard clothes. a queer way Of estimating
i things. EI