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eskldrenIshe bad
eFonF, raped The spirit
i ME husband startled at the .aocuTady of4
.thA repiH, stopped up aud Inquired i Y
an ~ many children have 2
s=sTsp9 4 answered the rapping MEDIUM
.fThe husband and wife looked at aaFhoth-
or viii lid. odd smile on their faces, for atiE
moment and then retired non believers. \
Thcre had been asnistake made, sonls,feisere. H
Hz-lSIa.i said little girl the othd day. Il
rho lad scarcely entered her teens ina,
majnt Iget married II
y6Vbvchil said the anxious mother
swhas % earth put that motion INFO your
Cause all the Other girls are gettidg1Raar,,
ried as fast as,they can and want 'eI teo.
We'll you must mol think OF such 2 thing |
--dorl't YOU neyer ask me such a t9olishI |
! question again Married indeed Nhy III
never heard tho like stI
tWoll, ma. il / can't have husband rnaln1t |
have i piece of tfaad and butter 2 rHI
A coMroRrAnLE PoslTiox If there l. a
y heaven On earth, it's on soft coucb5fwith /
! vour affectionste wife on one side ard
smiling baby on the other, aclear consclencei
awelI filed lardsr and side board1 ana the
tnovledge that YOU are ont Of debit and
don fear the tailor, sheriff Or the ldEAl.
An UKooMFoRTAELE PosITroN Al travel
Ter from this city to w illiamsburg, states, IN /
letter u the Dispatch, that between the
river aud Williamsburg, he occupied seat
ID q Stage having room, by a tight squeeze
for nine persons I'M company with abpus
dozen other passengers, amongst whom we're
tbras fanatics and Tthrga women and two
children
nT- Mr. Snowfall, | wants 70 ask Bau one
question dis ebenn d$f
We'll succeed den.
iSnose you 90 10 ae tahbern to get dinner,
and don't hab uofir on de table bhta big
beet, What should you Iay 2
II gid dat up aforo you Ak il, .l what
should you say
.Why under do circumstances oh De case
I.sho,ild say-4at beet; az,
~ Nathan, have you charged old Lind
with that quart ofrum3 8 said sike TO
III rouprest clerk. 'Tes sir About an
bour afterwards, somewhat forgetting, he
said, sJerry did you charge old Link with
,hat duart Of rum Yes mutteret he,
tTherts no trustin on'emz-or depending
on'em-to make il sure, I'll 60 and charge
j. myself and then shall know il y all
right F 81
sIssThe happiest day in mans life, is
sbs day when he FIRST thinks of poetry and
milk maids, There is q pink tinge about
that period II existence, in comparison with
which every other portion Of our pilgrimage
seemk dark, prosy. and miscellaneous.
,rs-An individual in San Franchises, Do
scautiur on what lie would do wherchs 81
editor. said sIf IIhad snswspapsr pfhce' =
wa,,d arm it. A friend standing bYsqulet
II remarked, Yes and at the first symptom
Of a difficulty, you would ffg 81
Hooray 7 screamed Ike; through tn
broken pane q glsss pushing q tpe sans ,pt
time. the single and the fork that Held
thereliuto the door HooFay the Ihno'
NoshAngs have earried tae day ana Spahhl
1fayorl' WILL Isaac, said Mrs trAne
ton, syeu needn't make such noise II
il horse had come 10 instead Of mare
assSay twice withoata mistakes FPete
piner's peacock pecked . peck Of pepper on
n pewter platter If Peter Piperls PEI
eock peeked d pee4]ef pepper out Of . pev
ter niakter, where's HE peck Of pepper, Pete
Pipsrs peacock pssked.
& LA gentleman; in a private letter froi
The Sandwich Island, speaking Of kameh
mtha. saws III loafs around the town
Honolulu into tavern and II real
vto take nip with any body that asl
him. He isn't worth..a continental, an
euctioners won't take his bid at auction
sFvsRr I.rrrIr HshFs. 49, The ladyRof n
NsepA r. Little, in Arnold, Me-, recent
ke her husband present ef three hit
ktles Ut one birth We hope the fort
Ate father viii be able 70 appreciate,
lproper time, the full force ofAthe old adae
. SktEyery Little helps
U.s4Married, near Cooper's Well, on I
iath iust, hy Joseph Gray. Esq, Mr Wi
I Hurttc Miss Sarah T. s. Parker. both
this county
ITAs \ axissrasc thus esaorses the above u
sSalS was fair, Billy was hed,
Tbs rites we're eaa-the si9Fy was told
salty wxs Ilurt--Billy was Hurter; I'm
Thar wern't nobody else Hurt thar Il
sIseould discover, excep'n only these r
ia sleepy deacon, who sometimes
lulgea III popnlat games, hearing lie nj
~ lister use the verbs, Shuttle OF this mort
coil started up. rubbed his eyes. and I
claimed Held o., Squire, its my Ideel +
stsI would advise yuu to put your he,
ina dye-tub- it i rather red, said joker
. sandy-headed girl
aud xould advise ron to put yours
zan events rather soft said Sally.
Do ycu drink hale ID Ameficaaa 81
cd al English cockney
No, ws drink thunder and lightning, sai
the Yankee,
ns1iT DO declare, Sal Jon look prett,
enuf ID eat Solomon, ain't 4 eating as fas
Is I sas, replied SAL With her mouth fan