Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-06
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TIE M S.
Es- If a good act benefits no one else
it benefits the doer.


EE If good act benefits no one else J.,
1t benefits the doer.
Integrity, however rough. is better than
smooth assimilation.
A good conscience breeds great resolu-
tion' and an innocent soul is impregnable.
The thoughtless and impatient shut their
eyes to danger, rather than labor to avert it.
The fame which follows true great ness no
friend need hold up, and no enemy can keep
down.
CONFUSED thoughts cheap commodity,
but some writers parade it as if it were
priceless jewel.
TIE spontaneous gifts Of Heaven are OF
high value. but the strength Of psrssver.
ance gains the prize.
POPULATION OF BUFFALO by the recent
census of the city of Buffalo. ito population
foots up at 4.47G; and Erie equity at 1870,
429.
OF all the delicate sensations, the mind is
capable of. none perhaps, that will surpass
that which attends the relic. of an avowed
enemy.
"THERE, John, that's twice you've come
nome and Forgotten that lard"
Really, mother, it was SO greasy that it
slipped my mind"
A wag thus eulogises his musical Attain
ments, Il know two tunes, one is "Auld
Lang syne," and the other isn't-I ALWAYS
sing the latter
N- Women's eye appears most boauti-
full when it chances through tear, as the
light of star seems more brilliant when it
sparklcs on wave
E9z- Reason is the test of flaws; for those
which are contradictory to reason are void
in their own nature, and ought not to be
either made or regarded.
AS the lovely cedar is green throughout
the barrenness of winter, so shall the Chris.
iian alone flourish amid the winter of death,
and bloom in Immortality.
Es- Keep up your spirit for business as
long as your constitution lasts for it would
be shane if your mind should falter and
give Ill DeioTe your Oouy.
Gg- The spirit of politeness consists in
giving such attention to our manners and
language that those around US are left con-
tent with us and themselves.
Love is heavenly feast, which none but
the sincere AMI honest partake 1t is as
impossible for dishonest man truly to love,
as for hvpocrte to go to heaven.
No man would overcome and endure
solitude, if he did not cherish the h ope of
social circle in the future. or the imagi-
nation of an invisible one in the pre- sent.
Eg- The capability of happiness is like
that of taste, every one has his own; our
happiness springs from what we ourselves
love, not from what others may think love-
ly.
Ey- Pure benevolence is flower OF
beauty rare, of fragrance sweet-it seldom
blooms on earth, whose climate is too cold
in heaven, its native soil, it grows luxu-
riantly.
Eg- Many people, when they experience
the slightest tinge of illness, beta&e them
selves to bed. They mo st probably think
they will alleviate their pain by using a
counter pane.
TAKE the hand of the friendess; smile
on the sad and detected; sympalhize with
those in trouble; strive everywhere to diff
fuse around you joy and sunshine; do this
and you are sure of being loved.
THERE are many who waste and lose af-
lection by careless neglect. at is not a
plant to grow unnurtured; the rude touch
may destroy its delicate texture forever
the subtle cords of love are chilled and
snapped asunder by neglect.
Eg What do you drive such pitful
looking carcass as that for? Why don'tyo
put heavy coat of flesh on him?"
"a heavy coat Of flesh? By the powers!
the poor cratur can hardly cary what little
there is on him."
nSr Aunt Harriet, was dividing q mince
pie among the boys, and when Jim. who
had wickedly pulled the cats tail asked for
his share. the good dame replied
jim, you are wicked boy, and the Bible
says there is no piece for thee"
Ee- A lady, walking with her husband
on the beach, inquired of him the difference
between expectation and transportation.
"Why, my dear" replied he, 'if YOU were
on board yonder vessel you would be ex-
ported, and should be transported"
w Amanda. does George kiss you be-
cause be loves y0u." inquired little Jacky
of his mother. ITO be sure, sonny. Why"
oval, l guesshe loves the kitchen girl, too.
for seen him kiss her more forty times
last Sunday. when you was to meeting"
GE- Great men never swell. 1t is only
your three cent individuals who are salar-
led a: the rate Of two hundred year; and
dine on potatoes and dried herring, who put
on airs & fashy waistcoats, puff, blow, and
endeavor to give themselves consequent
tial appearance.
Gx5- One of our exchanges closes its ac-
count of The funeral of child which was
run over by the cars, by saying that "the
funeral exercises were solemn andimposing
and well calculated to impress upon the
minds Of the children, the danger Of play