Mineral Point tribune. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1854-1858, 1855-01-31
fl1it a,,0 Sentiment.

Tilt n,l0 Sentiment.
How extraordinary il is that the Gar should
be in want OF money after all the checks he has
received
Labor is school of benevolence as well as
justice Next unto virtue, let your children be
trained TO industry.
The Worcester Transcript knows a man so
mean. that he wont draw his breath for fear that
he will lose the interest.
Soldiers, come what may, can never be at
loss for bread, they always fall back on the
regimental roll.
The man that has nothing to boast of bu, his
illustrious ancestors. is like potatoe plant-ali
the good belonging t, him is under ground.
TnrcKs OF TnADE-They have come to so!eing
shoes with cedar shingles-veneriag the wood
with piece of poor sheepskin.
The sensitive actor, who couldn't sit in the
same room with a tea account of its hiss
ing, has just been killed by burst of applause.
The farmer whose pigs got learned that
they would crawl through the cracks of their pen
stopped their fun by tying knots IN their tails
People should understand that it is cheaper,
and in every respect much better, to look up neg
ected children, and TO educate them, than 10 hang
them when older
The henpeeked husband would be happy
enough if h, only left alone. But he gener>
ally has some kind friend who is perpetually urg
ing him mot TO stand it"
II
was run made on the gingerbread man of Troy
on Saturday-Up to o'clock he had redeemed
two crulers and a doushnut. In consequence OF
the stamina exhibited, consos advanced an inch
and half
When General Lafayette was in the United
States two young men were introduced to him -
He said TO one, .sAre you married ?i-"Yes, sir,
was the reply.-"Happy man. quoth the General
He then put the same question TO the other, who
replied, Il am a bachelor."-"Lucky dog" said
the General This is the best essay on matrimo>
ny extant.
1t is no small COMMUNICATION to manage a
little we'll He good wagner that can turn
in a little room. To live we'll in abundance, is
the praise of the estate-not of the person. Study
more how to give a good account Of your little
than how TO make II more
sNoT Soon. Upon the monument erect>
ed 70 the memory of Charles 6. Anterior, late
Senator from New Hampshire, are these words:
Il expected that but not so soon. How express
i've of the prevailing weakness of humanity. Thus
do we all deceive ourselves. We all expect to
die, but NOT SO soon
WELL STATED The Boston Courier with great
truth remarks that the United States exports
more of the real necessaries OF life, and imports
more of the unnecessary articles than any other
nation in the world.
-Indulging in dangerous pleasure is like lick
ing honey from a knife and getting cut with the
edge.
No proof of temperance-a man with his
hat of, at moonlight explaining to lamppo
the principles of his party.
\ HIsr-What if there should appear in the
next European Family Receipt Book (revlsed in
London and Paris) directions How to take Greece
out OF maps a-[puneh.
Honor and fame from no condition rise
The Hon. John Killey. recently elected member
of Congress from the city of New York, was III
youth an errand boy in the New York Herald.
A Neapolitan artist represented the Holy Fami-
~ crossing the Nile, during the Egyptian migra-
ton, in barge as richly erF.au2ented as that of
Cleopatra.
Agriculture, like the leader of Israel, strike
the rock-the waters dow, and famished people
are satisfied.
Death is the souls change of residence.