Daily American organ. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1856, 1855-03-05
From the New York Express.
The Uses of the Negro.
UNCLE SAM AND SAMBO.

The negro off South Is used in the main to raise
cotton rice, tobacco, and to make sugar; but here
in the North, where these staples won't grow, he
is also used to raise gold. Our readers as yet may
not be able exactly to into all this but if they
win think ttle they will see right through it all
in an eye-twinkle.
Uncle Sam has 1000, 900 in his large iron
chest called the sub Treasury which he expends
every year by the votes of members of Congress.
Sixty millions of gold is little California, and it is
u California every year. which can be got at with
out mining, or turning water-courses, or sitting
sands, or seeking plazas.
Well Uncle Sam has mortal enemy, called
Sambo, Sambo, of South in the cotton and rice
fields, is Nulliier; but here in the North, he is
a" Free Soiler," an anti-savery man" and other
softer names, though, in Wisconsin, he has just
turned Nullfer and is preparing 30 to turn in
Massachusetts, and Michigan Sambo keeps up
trightul clatter in the rice and cotton fields about
the North, and Sambo in the cebergs of the North
keeps another frightfu clatter about the South.
Uncle Sam, who is a lazy old fellow, with more
money than he knows what to do with, confused
aud COMPOUNDED by this catter, is literally stripped
of all the clothes on his back, by the two sets of
Sambos that thus confound and confuse him.
The way it is done is this: John lives in Arkan-
sas, and sees millions of acres of Uncle Sans farm
there; and thousands Of Indians, who live on Uncle
Sans farm, their own reservation, with the Indian
money that the Indians would have, If Uncle Sam
would only buy the Indians right of possession
and John thinks he could set all right If he could
only 90 10 Congress. John scratches his head
and has 40 idea. If only turn Sambo," says
he "and cry abolition abolitionl abolition hor-
ribly, these Arkansas tooth.picks will be sharper,
and send me to see Uncle Sam, to have talk with
linn in Washington. Oh! how the woods and the
pluiries Of Arkansas viii then ring with this abol
lionl aholitionl abolition e&
Well, Mat resides in New York. Mat is a
Threwd, money-making fellow. The "glory" OF
Office is good enough abstraction, but for him
tderc il nothing like that other g., which ends in
gold. 1T" says he, john off in Arkansas, can
live on the public domain, and on Indian treaties,
and Indian annuities, by bawlng against the
North, why can't live here, in the North by bawl-
ing louder against the Southi' SO Nat turns Sam
DO, too. Mat reasons: Texas wants money
Sl27s0, 900 In all Well, Texas Is clever fellow,
aud Texas shall have it. but must have commits
SONS French Spohations want money! Well, it
was atrocous and cruel TO rob our people andn never
pay--but Spoliations must pay commissions. For
da has claim-it may be S6,00O,000. Billy Bow
legs has oyer-run poor sister Florida. Biey and
osceola, and Tuskenuggee are only rascaly savage
brutcs. Florida has fought bled and died-but
Florida must pay commissions. Nobody does work
nowadays without commissions. Well-but If
vote for everything, nobody would vote for mel
This Is bad, very bad--but ! too win turn phian-
thropist, and cry Negro negro negro
slavery" slaveryn-oh, the horrors Of slaveryn
1.-THE poor, dear, blessed, black emblems Of
humanity are down-trodden--0h, how they arc
downtrodden and the North Is down-trodden
too by their olgarchical' 'aristocratcal de-
moniacaf Southern masters Sambo blubbers
right out loud very loud in the agony Of his Attic
tion--and tears roll down his hairy cheeks, as from
a water-spout, through forest-crowned waterfall
Sambo touches the heats of all his sympathetic
sisters and brothers. Say they, IL we only send
Salnbo TO see Sam In Washington, Sans sweet
heart win soften and slack, when he sees Sambo's
sobs, and signs, and sufferings.
- Sambo Mat from New York, and Sambo John
from Arkansas, then meet in Washington in Uncle
Sans big Capitol Parior. The 500, 000,0 600 in
Uncle Sans chest Is all gone Sans big farm,
stretching from Ohio TO Oregon, and TO Texas, Is
altpoingi Sans Indians are all extnguishedl"
The two Sambos with their fingers on their noses,
return home, the one TO New York, the other to
ArkAnsas rich and rollicking-and other Sambos
take their, seats In Uncle Sans Parlor at the
T. Capitol ~
hss Sanbo, tho vcritable Sambo, we mean, Scpo
and Cato and Cuifee Of the South, as they weed
and work on the cotton or cane felds-and the
son. signing, sentimental Sambos Of the North,
baye.-ho idea Of the diverse uses they put TO.
: 1fthey did, Uncle Sam would not be pulled and
4 hauled as he, Is by the northern and southern
samboss 70 bma l-an-
I..nay NKoho FtfyrRAL-A colored man