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The Yazoo City weekly Whig. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 18??-1855, 1855-02-09


LADIES vs.. GENTLEMEN. "A good deal, says
the Buffalo Republic, has been said, and well
said too, about men speaking Of their wives as
their aladies." ItWould soand very ridiculous
to hear q LADY call her husband ''ny gentleman
would It motor ask another lady sswhere her
gentleman" was when inquiring concerning her
husband. One IS just as bad taste as the other.
Giving up plain "husband, J. and plain '.wife, :
and plain way Of calling people BY their right
names.
We shouldn't be surprised if that class Of So
ciety who hunt for round about ways to express
their ideas, might il little while, when inquir-
ing about ones sons and daughters, adopt such
modes Of expression Is these: aHow is your
eldest masculine oifapring!'' OF. ahow IS your
little female darling, who addres you as par
entl''
! We can imagine & Of these high flown sun.
natural, indiyidr addressing complaint "a
| aneighbor II 5llowi Language. my den
sgentlems specimen Of the canine spe.
8cies W Dur youngest masculine offspring
Ay 'ladys feline pet, and had it moi
III your eldest kemenine bond wouan, i
6Id, 81 compulsion, have Been forced Is az.
part this lifel''
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sAIn d CosTIg sH1RI Tho great

SAIn 81 CosILs SHAWL Tho great Cash,
mere shaw the finest needle orked slaul ever
seensin (which cost loo 81 Constan-
tipople ana ippoI exp 20 exhibition
st tie Worlds Taig sold euction "a We'd
nesaay ia 0a5 Tie pureha name vas
given IS ama De Wolfe Another sold o
The Yazoo City weekly Whig. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 18??-1855, 1855-02-09

GaEELEY o. THE KNOW NoTHIEos. In the
las New York Tribune we find the following.
It S distinct declaration on the part Of one Of
the great leaders Of Abohtionism, that Know
lTothingisrn and Freesoilism are decidedly ep-
posed to each other.
eve ask AZ earnest opponents Of the Slave
Power to watch closely the progress Of the
Know Nothing movement. and see if il does not
Justify our denunciation oft Is necessary alIr
ST Slavery striking down this opponent il
State and keeping down that one il e.
10 matter though be belong to Che 46np>
il because tie interest, grow eidency
Of Nadseiam are held Suppression
of ell aeitafion 5laverg---in other
noias. = ion 10 Tie exaetions
audi Power. Wilfally blind
does not sec
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fashionable lady ia Buffalo, said to 3
friends ny new house directing g be sablt
mated and spendiieloas There Is e Be Porto
Rieo ii ifont izsrro 81 1he1eaI, end lemon.
s66 81 ouhd W Wa iato come 10 at the
s he eedoie he laNn BE degraded.
SD barge tre are d anted 81 The
The Yazoo City weekly Whig. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 18??-1855, 1855-02-09

%. Ayo ig sgys; aWhen 70 % ths
theatre ely c1seles1 of m9 dress, a. the
audience or attentive Q The play q observe
my Uardrob ci when 70 to church. an
very partiop nd outward hppeaance, 81
most people re t1see how thoir noiQhhor
dress. and d0p ensevp
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the primary. to the classical.
Medical and Law Books.
An extensive stock embracing the latest
editions
Agricultural Books.
A good collection OF those suited to South
ern Culture. the plantation, farm, garden,
poultry yard. &c, dee.
STANDARD Literature.
Alarge stock 81 Standard works Of ancient
and modern Literature; fine London and
American editions.
Religious Books.
ahe different Commentaries, bibles, tesla
ments. prayer and Hymn books, in every
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nature, dc.
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GIFT BOOKS
EXECUTOER'S NOTICE

Prob
annual SCI
beth Ross, deceit
FEBRUARY 2 1855
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EnYelopes.

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A full assortment Of every description,
Inks.
News and book Printing Ink: Writing
Inks, black, blue and red; copying and
marking Inks.
GIFT BOOKS.
Al complete stock Of splendid and beautifully
illustrated Animals and Gift Books,
For sale By E. B. look e co.
z azoo city, Dec e.
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StatIonerY.

All styles Of Writing paper, French, En-
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variety: Tape, Sealing-wax, Waters, dc.
Port Monies, Purses, Card-ca Tablets,
de-, in endless variety. Also Paper Mache
goods, consisting Of Writing Desks, Port
Folios, Backgammon boards, dc.
The Yazoo City weekly Whig. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 18??-1855, 1855-02-09

LNIt0EHIA IAUOlADs
For the Merchant, Steamboats,, the
Courts, Gc,-A full stock always on hand
and made to order in the most superior
style, ard ruled to any pattern,
Papers.
Printing papers Of all sizes and qualities,
constantly On hand at manufacturers prices;
Record paper, Journal paper, balance sheet
paper etc; Cap paper ofevery variety; white
and blue, Ruled and plain Letter paper Of
all kinds aud colors; Cream Wove and plain
French English and American Note paper:
Plain. Fancy andcommercial paper; Draw
ling papers Of al sizes; Monocromatic boards
etc. sampling paper and Wrapping papers Of
1 all kinds.
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20
DREAM ON. MY SOUL.

Dream on, my soul; dream of that better land
Whence thou art going;
Dream of life sslver stream DER the golden strand
Silently flowing;
Dream of the kindred souls waiting thee there,
Gone long before We;
Dream of the anthems thou art to hear
Anthems of Glory.
Dream on, my soul; dream of the silent ones
Dream 81 te Jees and tie long loved Ones
That with them persisted.
Dream on, my soul, dream of that brighter land
Whence thou art winging;
Dream of the sunlight there and the angel banC
Joyously singing.
Dream on, my soul dream of the happy strait
That shall soon greet thee;
Dream OF the silent dead, and Of the angel train
Flying to meet thee;
Dream on,my soul; dream while life's silver string
Still, still is whole;
Dream thou of heaven, tho life be quivering-
Dream on my soul.
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20
TEE NORTH AWAKE.
BY. J. G. WHITTIER /.

Now JOY and thanks forever more
The dreary night has well nigh passed;
The slumbers of the North are DER
The giant stands erect at last.
More than we hoped in that dark time,
When faint with watching, few and worn.
We saw no welcome day-star climb
The cold gray pathway OF the morn!
oh weary hours Oh night of years
What storms our darkling pathway swept
Where, beating back our thronging fears,
BY Faith alone our march we kept.
How ieered the soothing crowd behind,
How Knocked before the tyrant train,
As, one by one, the true and kind
Fell fainting in our path of pain.
They died-their brave hearts breaking slow,
But, selfforgetful to the last,
In words of cheer and bugle-glow
Their breath upon the darkness passed.
A mightyhost on either hand,
Stood waiting for the dawn of day
To crush like reeds our feeble band.
The morn has come-and where are they 2
Troop after troop its line forsakes,
With peace-white banners waving free,
And from our own the glad shout breaks,
Of " Freedom and Fraternity
Like mist before the growing light,
The hostile cohorts melt away;
Hurrah our foemen of the night
Are brothers at the dawn of day
AS, unto these repentant ones,
We opened wide our toil-yorn ranks
Along our rank murmur runs,
OF song and praise and grateful thanks
Sound for the onset Blast on blast
Till slavery's minions cover and quail.
One charge of fire shall drive them fast
Like chaff before our Northern gale.
Oh, prisoners in your house of PAIN
Dumb, toiling millions, bound and sold,
Look, stretched in Southern vale and plain,
The Lords delivering hand behold
Above the traitors pride of power,
His iron gates and guarded wan,
The bolts which shattered Shnar's Tower
Hang, smoking, for tierccr fall
Awake Awake, my Fatherand,
1t is thy northern light that shines
This stirring march of Freedoms band
The storn-song of thy mountain pines.
Wake dwellers where the day expires;
Your winds that stir the mighty lake,
And fan your prairies roaring fires,
They're Freedoms signals awake! awak,
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20

ticket to support in its inception, in its organi-
cation, and particularly in its action, was such
as was clearly anti democratic and as no honest
democrat in his sober senses, can for a moment,
commend
From the Prairie Du Chen Patriot.
The Democratic Convention met at Madison
last week, and after a stormy session got out a
ticket which is very good one, for some purpo-
ses To beat.?1
From the UatertOnn Times.
In facing the music of the above quartette,
the resolutions one becomes conscious of sad
want of harmony in the arrangement
The second resolution gives expression to a
refreshing amount of confidence and an amount
of something else that is really amazing. The
third is an almost ludicrous application of
here we go, there we 60 or of now You see it
and now you don't see it. The fourth is all right
We conclude this remarkable evidence of I'M
ion, good feeling, &c, among our bunker breth-
rem, with the following from the Madison Jour
nal:
DISSATISFACTION AMONG THE GERMANS
The Milwaukee See Bote is displeased that the
Barstow Convention adjourned without passing
resolutions against the extension of slavery.
The Oshkosh Ph9niI which was frightened
over to the Barstow ranks by the hue and cry
respecting Know Nothingism, and the liquor law
finds the platform rather difficult to swallow 1t
says the endorsement of the Pierce Administra-
ton is "very strong tobacco" and must cost
the party many votes in this intelligent state"
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VAcctxArxD.-On the day Of an election

VAcctxArED.-On the day Of an election
in place not far from here. two 1rishmsn
met, antagonists in politics. Mickey said,
"Patrick, would We vote?" II would"
said, "Patrick. GLOW long have We been
till the country" six months!' respon-
ded Patrick. who'll ye vote for?" re-.
Joined Mickey. "For-=." said Patrick.
"Oh! the divil. he's not worth chesse---yote
tor" "Divil Bit" respor - a..
~ l.a,,. A hr;oh .Dnous htnow struck
M liiH aDsg snd ing Patrick by the arm.
ho n;s!stated, mickey, on your soul now,
nave nav ye been wax ci-na-ted?" "Divil a one
of me-" said the alarmed Patrick. "Then.
be iabets.'' eald Mickey. eye cant vote
80 home wild ye," and Patrick went home.
much lamentihg his neglect in this impor'
tapt necessary to the rights OF suffrage
bet. Tribune
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MFRS. pOMEROY,

FASHIONABLE DRESS MAKER-Would re-
specially inform the Ladies of kenosha and vi
c'uitv that she has opened her rooms on Nam ST.
No H. opposite A. L.rirjS' ~ Son, where she intends
- carry on Dress Making in all its variou:
nranchcs, in the most Fashionable and approved
STYLES - Fashions received monthly from Phi
ladclpha, in diagrams and tissue form Two OF
three Apprentices taken.
ErvosuA May u 1855 6mn49
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SINE n WARREN,

PAINTERS-IIousc, Sign, Carriage, and Ornamcn-
tai Painting and Paper Hanging. ~ We offer
orr services tn the people of kenosha and vicinity
After long practical experience in the eastern ci-
ties we hatcr ourselves that we can do any job to
order and give entire satisfaction. 6mn46
shop on Market ST east of Main, kenosha, Wis.
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20

STOVES AND HARDW ARE-Every variety of
Stoves OF good material and manufacture for sale,
Tin Sheet Iron, and Copper Mandatory Cutie
~ Wire work, &c &c. for sale. SEQ advertise
nleuts.
KrNoSHA No 20. Main street
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20

MIIIINERY-Wshcs TO inform the Ladies OF ke-
uoSha and surrounding country that she has on
hand and is constantly receiving the latest styles at
uonncts. Ribbons, and Millinery Goeds.
Generally, which she will sell AT reasonable prices
Al kinds of Ronncts hlcachcd. pressed and put IN
order m short notice bv new, expeditions and
greatly improved method Store Bonne,s lined ana
TRAINED n, a far price 40
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20
CALDER * EsEENA1aOV D.

Attorneys and Councillors AZ Law and Solicitors
Chanccry, will attend faithfully to all business
trusted 70 them.
= E2lforn. IIaivorih CoVuty, Wisconsin.
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20
JOSIAH BOND,

ATTORNEY at Law and Pension and Bounty Land
Accent Is agent also for several of the best eastern
Insurance Companies, See advertisements
u}qVI5 VI
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CITY DIRECTORY.
Church Directory.


Episcopal, 81. Mqtthcoc's; corner of Market and
Ann SITS; Rev. ii. n. BISHOP, Rector. Servi-
cts, 1880 A. NJ; 100 P NJ.
CONGREGATIONAL, corner of Park and Ann sts;
Rev. Mr. CHAPLIN, Pastor; services, 1870 A. NJ.
7.30, P. NJ.
Prairie Avenue: Rev. Mr. FORD. Building I'M
dergoing repairs, and Congregation worship at
present at Baptist House
Baptist, corner of Church and South SITS. Rev. T.
BRANDE; Services 1870 A. M 2 P. NJ.
Dnfrh Reformed. corner of Grand and Chicago
streets, north ward Rev. Mr.. HUBBARD; ser
vices 10 A. NJ and P. NJ
Catholic, 81. Marks; corner of Wisconsin and Ann
streets Rev. Mr. COLTON service 1890 A.. NJ.
30 P. NJ.
Dutch Catholic, 81 Georges; corner of Chca-
90 and Orange streets north ward Rev. Mr.
FRAUENHOFER; services 1880 A. NJ; 3 p. NJ.
GAthcrnn, Rev Mr. HOWOER Services in the
Free School House, North Ward
Travellers Directory.
RAIL road Depot, corner w Main and Grand SIS.
First ezra Tsas sog a. FRS. 2 2%ass h 40 nj
Sec p NJ. SIS Sec. Pm. $50
STEAMERS.
CoLiag,rood Ljnc-Leave on Tuesdays, Thursdays,
and Saturdays, at p. NJ. Touch at all the Wis
consin ports X. BELL, Agent;
Clements LiRc-Leave every night,-at o'clock
going north-l2 o'clock, going south.
STAGES.
For Beloit via. Gcneva-Leave Monday, Wednes-
day and Friday, at A. NJ. Returns alternate
days, at P. NJ.
FER Richmond, Ills, via. Wimot-Leaves every Sa-
turday morning, at A N. Arrives Friday eve
ming, p. NJ.
For Antioch Ills-Tucsdays and Saturdays, P. NJ.
Arrives same days at II NJ
For Burlington, Racine co.. via. Paris and Brighton
Every Friday, 8 \. NJ. Arrives Saturday D P. NJ.
Mails
Mails depart and arrive on all the above routes of
travel except the steamers and the afternoon
The southern and northern mails by cars arc clo-
scd at ii clock, A. NJ.
There is also a horseback mail to Waukcgnn, arrl-
wing Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and
lnnX.nc ON alternate daNs az L ".
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20

SHAVING. HAIR CUTTING, AND BATHING
SALOON-Narkci 81. I doors ca$t If Main, kc-
,.nsL0. US r. Hair Dyes, Restoratives, PERU.
merry, and Shaving Soaps kept constantly on hand
and far sale = Old Razors sharpencd nnd re
uaircd Ivrllvl5.
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LYMAN & GAGE.

Roots, Shoes Leather. Findings, &c. Every Va
retv of every article pertaining {" their business
may be had of tb,sa Vt the lowest prices. Custom
work to order I.....r.. for sale Hides bought,
&c Sc Sec advcrf lSenents.
krNnsnA Wis Min street.
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T.. a.. MERRILL,

is agent for various companies,
of uudouhtcd credit and is prepared to issue poll
clos ON Life and Property, ON favorable terms.
t-.s,S.r -A,nrtisrnnpntS
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20

ATTORNEY & COUNSELLOR At LAW Will
attend "a collections. General Insurance Agent.
Cash viii be advanced on good paper and on Pro
dec if desired
kENOsHA, February - i }6
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20

DRUGS Medicines, OIIs Fajnts, Ferfumerv, Fanry
Articles all kinds of Patent Medicines. and an ex-
ctlcu' assortment of every article kept in estab-
lishmcnts of this character.
MAIN ST. kFNo>HA. WIS.
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VOENEX FRENCH.

ATTORNEY & COCNSELLOR-I.0tcg If Keno
>ha, US; VIII visit most of the countries Of Eu
rope during the year 1850 Any professional or
other business left at the Sentinel Office Milwau
kcc or with ii. +. SCHoFF, Esq. 1HgrRey aud
LjagnIst, Kcnosha, viii be promptly attended to-
n.E}y iJtf
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COatiaUdnE.
N,srk.

~ lie mqrks ov pupktyuajon ar de sam
az in dc Romanik ortografi; ekscptiD de folio
ip cangez and adj Jonz dc mark ov interoga-
@on IL plast bcfor dc ferst wurd ov kwest-
von; IL plast at dc end ov sentens, and in
dikats DIST; indikats lofter; surpriz; sorO;
dc inverted period signifiz de omil"n ov a
lntnr
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20

IOMEOPArHIST-Wo uld reSpcc fully tender his
Professional services in its various branches to the
t'it $,1ls of kCuosha, aud its vicinity. 2 Once
sd res dcucc on Main st. nearly opposite City Ho-
lei rlvl6 kENosHA, WIS.
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=. .. FEsTTET,

LAWYER-,ts Office, KENosHA CITY, Wis. Re
socucc WILLOW Brook FARM, Somcrs. 9 Sc
rcrol Tmprorcd oad EnjmPrOrcd Farms for sale
ulvl6
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Rates Of Advertising.
PHONETIC ALPHABET

The Phoaetir letters in the first column are pro:
nounced ike the italic letters that tolloae.
LETTERS SOUNDS LETTERS SOUNDS
Long P0lCeLs. E.t'pioderfS
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SvaRPxwEATHER a. a.

Iasufanccs effected on reasonable terms. COLLECTIONS
promptly made and personal attention gwen 10 IN.
sale or purchase of property in this market. lynl
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fF An hour of honest labor will give any mar
a better appetite than all the roots between here
and Egypt.
TRUE.-A great fortune is great slavery
ard thrrrss are bsrs uneasy seass.
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EDWARD III. RTDD
GEORGE w. DAV,

FNGR AVER-On Wood and every kind of Metal
MAIN ST...---.----.--..--.k ENoSHA, WIS.
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20

Miss Observation-Disclosures SHE has fine
teeth and shows them only when shelaughs.
This she knows. Met Miss T. on Saturday,
when the following conversation enssed:
We-Good IL oInitg Miss.
She-Good morning sir. (Te-he-te-heO
We-Sorry to hear that your sister issick.
She-Very sick; indeed, am afraid she
will not recover. 7e-he; te-hel)
We-Ah, so bad as that?
She-Yes; Poor Mary! (7e-he; ts-he}
We Really. It's sad.
Shelf is heart-bresking { Ts-hs; ts-hs)
We laid finger upon her little glovsd
hand to assure her Of our friendship and
sympathy. A tear glistened in her eye, and
she answered the mute appeal with a--1s-
he; te-he. te he!
Miss Tipperterwtchet has feelings. She
is generous, warm-hearted. true-mlndsd
girl; but she has that sensless affectation OF
giggling at the end Of every sentence she
speaks We will send herthis tia she may
see how it looks in print.
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GAsKILI.. CmAmsERIlN. s Co,

AUCTION and Commission Mcrchauts-Rcal estate
and Produce Brokers, and Dealers in Coal
OUARLES' BLOCK,
Corscr Main and Pearl SIS opposite D"ysfc rouse
kcHOSha, ...ss...-.s-.....-.W iscohsin'
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20
Ill. A. AMES

OF THE PEACE Office next door
north II z. r Francs" clothing store, sn4s
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20

VICTIMS OF THE NEW JERSEY r. r. IRA
GEDY.--G George w. Ridgeway, Of the firm
of Ridgeway d Diehl Of Philadelphia, one
of the Killed, had his life insured for Sio,-
900.
Mr.. Charles Ingersoll Of Philadelphia.
one of the killed, would have inherited
fortune Of $500, 900 had he lived until he
arrived at the age OF 81 years. which would
have been the last Of the present month. A
clause in the will provided that in the event
Of his death before arriving at age, the
fortune would fall to another branch Of the
family Ii is said that an effort will be made
to recover this amount from the company,
as in all probability. had not this accident
occurred, he would have lived to come IN
possession Of the fortune.--NeW York z's-
6ane.
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BUSINESS CARDS.
HI. n, SCEsOFF,
WILLIAM 1AATTOCKs

ATTORNEY & COUNSELLOR AT LAW, al
Solicitor in Chancery. Office, Main Street,
kCnOsha, Observation-Disclosures Wisconsin
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20

A POLITE DRUNKARD.-sThe Boston Her
oldtells the following story fapolite drunk
ard:
A couple of policemen had picked up
man helplessly drunk, and dragged him 70
Station House, No. 2, in borrowed hand
cart. The inehriate was so much sobered
by his ride, that he could stand. afset =
drunken fashion, and taking handful Of
change from his pocket; he said to the
officers
"How much (hic) for-this carriage?
How much ter pay. hey?"
There's nothing to pay" answered the
officers, land you may just walk Into the
station house."
"Dam'd if III 60 in till I've paid for this
ride. Dye s'pose I'm mean cuss? No
stree! I'll pay for this carriage like hic
"a
Before he could finish the sentence, the
poor fellow was down AMONG the sinners
in the lower regions Of the station house.
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WV. Es. sLOCIM.

ATTORNEY & COUNSELLOR AT LAW, and
Solicitor in ChancCry. n39vl5
E[ cnoS .aa, -...................... Wisconsin.
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20

A FINE STREAM.-A z God story is told
of Philadelphia Judge, well known for his
love Of jokes. He had advertised farm
for sale with fine stream OF water run.
ming through it. A few days afterwards
gentleman called on him to speak about IT.
well, Judge" sail he. II have been
over that farm you advertised for sale the
other day, and find all right, except the fine
stream of water you mentioned.
at runs throu ,h the piece OF woods in
the lower part of the meadow" said the
Judge.
what, that little brook? Why, it
doesn't hold much more than a spoonful
am sure if you would empty a bowl of wa
ter into it, il would overflow You don't
call that fine stream, do your
why, if it were much finer you couldn't
see it at all, said the Judge blanlly.
We never heard whether the gentleniah
bought the farm, but we rather suspect no
didn't.
Tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-20

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