Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1855-03-20
PRESENTATIONS for Iss3.I

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This year will be famous Tor ,houshnd
wonderful things? From Janlarysinl 1D4a
Gambler, the days will consis,lbfawenay-fd fdar
hours each, aud yhere1willu be such s,Hgmd
berQf eeIipses .iha,h mpnv wise ,peoplawiIl
pc inlhe dark There will Be foes Ia Masne,
frost d stan u . Itl d sc 4 1 6fsIiI>
initnany atfoois Bead ~ llsl
South America, this year, will, M, .ektcnil
beyond Cape Horn.and The Nw,h ,polswil
be in exactly ninety degrees Of Latitude,
Those who lose money viii look sad. aud
those who are in wnft Of cash when th-v
borrow. will wanIitnnure when ,heydcosn.
10 paY.yai al Eo,,sDp 7na 1sHagD o, dds ~
Wisdom, will cry aloud, but few will re;
.ard it,, Thers viii be, long speeches mads
in Congress, but for all lhat, Lake Superior
will NOV upset. ell ,ob o. sgd iyd2g3ia a
aQpsdrupeds, ,his. wear, will go upnnifeur
legs pretty generally, and cqysIs bernsawll
be crooked The la,e Of lnllery tickets will
be dubious; btn whether there be q Europ,,.
an war Or mt. nibnal wounds will BE- apt NJ
kiln, uml he thatsIs sick with old age will
have, disease harder 10 cure than tile, chin
cough.
The celestial tospec. indicates that political
par,ieS will moi agrrelor some, time 10 come;
but whoever is President, water win fun
downghin, end ducks will waddle as hers,o.
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Cabbages, this year. will be rather round
thHn three cornered, md carrots will bp dsi!
cidedv red. Goals will be as Black ds evr~,
cats will love fish. but hhe 10, we,Ilhejfleet
nnd al. or accoun, of KinAue's comelai,-.,
The world, this wear, will turn W, aide
down, bu. not in consequence Of The Gov
cfnor's Inauguration. The crop Of hay will
depend upon the weather. but whether ii
rapsor no, there will be pen,ytof sand a,
Cape Cod. .,;t..,...,.... ..t,n.,i
Whoever sells his hens to buy moonlight
will hardly ge. his moneys worth ''' ~ ''o''
d Whoever runs to each the Erainbow.
will 60. ont of breath for bis palms, For au
that, eastern lands may be- hnd lor the buy.
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| Locomotives and auc,ioneeis' tongues
will run FAST There Win be a tioriap var
between cais and raasp as well rs between
/ utGttinciIl uIu iIDust 'uINyy stigN t5ip iWth
talk about the end Of the world, but i issep
to one, thai the solar system will run dgainy.
lhe dog sur between now aiid next Decein!
Der. a1igF ,iD04e~s ~ A9RH % 81 ifhaN"
Sea serpenls, this year, will bel5hard'dd
catch, and none but "a, cenjnror will be- gbe
10 GET a quart into q. pint Pol. Those owh9
/ have wooden legs will suffer Iiiile, when they
fiecze their toes. Wigs ure expecledtc be
fashionable among the buld;9iho blind atOias
will have some difficulty in nseeiagatsi,oiriqq
:, Divers sleemboals will bloy. up this year;
apples will ripen about. October, sooner, or
laler bu, that is all one, provided we have
cider enough. Foxes will Pay'pardcufat az.
,ention to poultry; there wiibOeo a. verygle"
old birds .aken with chaff, pud, wild geese
H will lay tame eggs, t,, o, n;i ~. .
4 But. mos, Of all, there viii prevail this,
\ year horrible epidemic, WORSE ,hah sths
cholera--no cure.d The Italians caIbiePoco
didaro. Germans, klain geld; 'bs French,
i raslh d'argen,; in this country, u goes, IN;
J, der various uPpelalions, bul il is most com.
mohIy known ylhe name Of empty pockets.