New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-08-17

------.--.o, ,ho restoration o. her liberty s 81,
ber inch s'on, ga =, ri. late day, 10 celeo, e 'e
ov-,, Holiday. The excuse was or's maj hut OF
Co.bat,ne Nss too isr gone-ps Ilousm would
tn'0 ber-and she went 70 'uc ioinos LOT Ten days.
HAPPY IS CLAM.
-e, ,o,,rer IL a natural gif the desrab1iiy
a ~ 'les,uot be Questioned, but seldom do We
OF WIZ" nt spirii 50 thoroughly saturated with good
,.. hat 70 disaopointment, no poverty dePnVa-
,, combination of adverse CT cnmstances can
lon = down or overcome it, geneiity. But yester-
e,soorninc man made his appearance before Jus
- grennan who seemed 70 haze perfect ioahtaln
- spdiluied conteDmeDt somewhere IN MS COMPOST
on wi ch no depressing Influences OF care OF hccieh'
80 bs.n sble 10 exhaust or edulterate-a typo
,ooderp edition of Mark Tspley-a human barrel OF
ioi1ess without hoops on lie was arrested Tor Deing
intoxicated. lie gave his name "A Gettyphat laNe,
And aid be was printer and hailed from " lhe tFen
q Of Science" Office. He is short man, OF beer
cssk feufe and face mbicuDd o. II be slept IN
-Don with led curtains. His answers to the questions
OF the authorities showed bis oonentmen' under an
shades OF fortune. The Justice being also IN genial
bpupr was inclined to batter the disciple OF Ben.
Franklin and accordingly Addressed BIN as follows:
.Jpdpe-Well Mr Take, it seems you have thrown
aside lie "comp osng-stick and gone 20 getting
drunk for living. I'm afraid you're bad case"
npo sisrd in need IF correcting" think l shall
cend You 10 "quOd.
These iecbiicates, which were uttered in sort of
you. zee know trade asweas-y do air, seem
ed TO give Mr.. Take that assu which prioters
telco1 lack but of which the solemnitles o. Posce
Court might temporarily have deprived him. aud he
answered:
Prlscuer-well at any rate, I'm glad we've no
"galeys in ibis country, or ! suppose you'd put nc
there. and well leadeo" az that. But bess you Sir
going TO ail's boibngi the last time / vas there
tanned a aud taught hin TO chew tobacco, beside
inveDtI < three new steps for fancy hornpipe-its
good ccal better than setting "sohd niinon, more
than thTCe.quafers 8 figure work. - and getting only
price ard half for il Lord bless you, squire, I'd
great deal rather 90 10 jail ten days than not I've
cot Cd Of work lbs now, and III have chance TO
get the bile of my stomach.
Judge-You seem TO take II easy how do you pro-
pose 20 employ your time this trip
Prs.-Well, Corporal, I'm undecided whether III
learn 10 whistle the Opera Of the " bohemian Gid,
practice standing my head or undertake to acquire
lie elee Au accom- ishinent Of balancing my
nose If / Gould get ca I'd teach her 10 play the
fiddle IL thought the strings woulf MT remind her UNI
pleasantly of intestinal dscOrds after her feline body
hac been nine times slain.
JudQo-Mr Take, you seem particularly happy
under III CIRCUMSTANCES; have you got a wife
Prisorer-NOt now Lieutenant; had one, but she
run of with abow-cgged cobbler; was 80 glad about
il that cent her her dresses and quit'caim deed OF
her person which signed in capital Letters she lett
me one boy-but he foul COPY" not bit like
me: bound him prentice TO the type-stcking trade,
but he frst day he QUAR-, led with the regular devil
Timed over the bauk," pulled a 81 form oil the
0imposiup stone" and " DIED FIVE " columns" he
droppod tie sho,ting.stck into the alligator
press and in the evening he ard another hopeful
boy were caught rehearsng broadsword-com6at WIN
u coupe VI Noluhiu
TERED him with the "mellet," and when he got
home TO me he had clancy head, if there ever was
one.
Clerk-Where is be now 2
PrieOner-He ran away With circus, and the last
cav Of bin be was in the middle of a sawdust ring
irving TO tie his legs il a bog.kno round his neck
I've been iollier since then than ever before.
Judpe-You seem 20 be always jolly.
Pfsoner-So am; Laughed when my father turned
mo on, ont Of doors at eleven wears Old laughed when
broke my ann, and made funny faces a. the doctor
while he was setting it; the happiest day ever spent
wes one time when hadn't but one shit and pair OF
pants to put on, had spent all my money ana gone
hungry korty hours never was really uahappy but
once IN my life aud that when fell down stairs
fractured my coor-bone, and skinned my leg so badly
/ couldn't get down on my knees TO thank Goo
hadnt broken my neck.
TIE Jucge relcnied and LEI Mr. Take go, and that
rotund individual left the room trying to whistle and
sing nj the time and also dance an independent
liz with each leg to a different tune.