Plymouth banner. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1852-1855, 1855-01-11
PLYMOUTH INDIANA, T8EUEssDA AN. JANUARY II, 1856
. WHOLE NO. 1A7.

knocks. raps and spirilu;, hicks, learned
that Simpson and Hercules have gone into
partnership in the millinery business.
julius Ca sar is peddling nipples aad mo
iasses candy. Tom Paine and Jack
Sheppard keep billiard table. Noah is
running q canal boat. Aerxes and 0thel-
10 are driving opposition stages. George
III, has set I'D caravan, and is waiting
impatienily fer Kossulh and Barnum to
come and go halves. Dow, Jr. is boss
of Methodist camp meeting. Napoleon
spends most Of his time playing penny
''ant0' with the three Gsaces. Sohn
Bunyan is clown in circus, John Calvin,
DR.. Johnson, Syksey, Pluirarch, Rob Roy,
Davy Jones, Gen, Jackson, aud Dam
phooPs grandfather, are about establishing
a travelling thea;er. having borrowed the
apital, Qwos per cent mouth}--ihey
open with, How TO pay tho Rent. DIR.
Johnson IN fancy dance; 10 conclude
w.th The Widow Victim" the princi-
pa par, y .lrs. Pickwlck' 10 Smith has
bought on, the Devil. and is going to con-
vert Tophet into q mormon Paradise
Shakespeare has progressed in his new
play as lar as The fourth act, where he
has got the hero seven miles and half up
IA balloon, while the dlscopsolate hero
ine is banging by her hair to limb over
ia preciplce; question is, how the heroic
lover shall get down and rescue his LADY
love before he hair breaks, or her head
pulls of.
Spirits now began TO come without in
vi tation like Paddies to wake. Soul Of
an alderman called oui for clam soup and
bread and butter. Ghost Of newsboy
sung out fer tho Evening Post. All that
was LETT OF Bowery fireman wanted 10
know il Forty had got her but; fixed, ana
new inch and half nozzle, Ghost oil
Marmion wanted dish of soft crabs, and
called out afer the old fashion to charge
it TO Stanley. Medium had by this time
lost all control over her ghoStly company.
Spirits Of walters, soldiers, isilors,
{ Danphool trembles, babies, saloon keep
ers. dancers; actors, widows, circus riders,
in fac. all varieties CT obslreperous spir-
It's, began to play the devil with things
generally; the dining table jumped up.
turned two. somefsels. and landed with
one leg in the widnw's lap. one in dam
phoo!'s mouth, AMI the other TWO on The
toes OF the sanclimonious looking ,ndivid
uals opposite the wash stand exhibited
symptoms oil desire 10 dance tie Jenny
. Lind polka on Bull Dogge's head the
book case beat time with extraordinary
Ygor. ans made faces at the company
generally; cur walking canes ana umbre
as proneuaded round tie room in cou pies,
thou, Iie slightest regard 10 corns. or
other pe0al vegetables While the bedslead
in the Corner was extemporzing a comic
song, with a vigorous accompaniment on
The soap dish, The wash oow, anu other
bed room crockery.
Bull Dosge here made a rash for the
door. ani dashed wildly down Broadway,
pa; sued. as he ayers to THIS day. by the
spirit of ain IFishman. with pickaxe.
handsaw, and a ghosiiy whselbarrow.
Concluding had seen enough, 1 took
Dam phool and d. D. bottlo, (empty. or
he would never have lief. it, and went
home satisfied that THAT there are moe
things in heaven and earth shan are
dreamed Of" except by lying "Riediums.
so called; who are TOO lazy to work, and
too cowardly TIC get an honest living by
Sealing. adopt this mode TO sponge their
bread and butter out of those. whom Goi,
in his mysterious wisdom. has seen fl
20 send on earth. weak enough to believe
their idiotic rawlings.
Disgusted. but still! yours.
@. r. PHILASDER DoESIIcKs. ?. g.