The Trinity times., 1855-07-21
Obtaining Revenge.

Mr.. Snarl resides in Forsyth street Mr.
SNAIL in an Old bachelor with an IRISH girl fur
n Lousokeepor Snarl lives In po"d NJ, lc, bur
Las some queer notions. lie dslikrs dops
above all things, organ grinders and beggars
not excepted.
Snar's next door neighb"i is Harry Samp-
son. Now, llarrys the very oppos.t te "t old
Mir. Snarl lie sets high va,ue on "a 90 >
and there is only one article Cqua! To New
Eound,nrd and lhal's woman. Harry has
several specimens of the canine race. The
other evening they got up a bowling match
because the moon became echpsed. They
commenced about 10 o'clock and kept it mp
till the ,un got an inch aud half above VIII
lnmsburg.
This 20 ANNOYED Mr.. Snail that he had
Harry lerk,d up or sance, and fined
ten dollars Harry Pnid tie money, hut re-
solved ON revenge The next morning the
following advertisement appeared in tie lie
raid:
WANrrp-At FORSYTH street, two Bull
Dogs aud four Spaniel Pups For full bio ,dcd
Dogs the highest price will be paid. Call be-
tween 4 and . i. NJ.
JAMES SNARL,
We need not say that the advertisement
was inserted by Harry His reason for mnl-
mo the calls between aud +. NJ was be-.
cause Mr.. SnarI was always out at that hour,
taking AN airing around the Battery.
At the hour specified, dogs and pups might
have been seen gong up the Bowcry TO
Grand, to Forsyth, and up forsJth to the
mansion of Mr.. Snall,
Tn, first person that pull, the b,l was q
butcher boy from Catharlne Market, with q
pair of bull dogs that would tear Ill out
Uf tiger"
Maggie answered the bell, when the fol-
loving colloquy took place;
Does MIR Snarl i've here p
"Ilc do,s-why do YOU uaN l'
81 Lave got .one dogs tor hi'n.'
"Dogs Tor MIR Suarl-moihcr of Moses,
il you ever; you've mistook the door
"De,n bit of u-road That"
Here S,ksie pulled out tie Morning HsroM
and showed Magg the Advertisement Mag
gie was thuuderstruck, there was nn d,ny-
inc the advertisement" She accordingly
told him to 60 in the yard wild de dogs"
and await the return Of Mr. SNAIL Syk,ie
dill So,
In about two minutes Maggie was again
summoned TO the door.
"What do lou wantl'
MIR. Snatl--lye got Ihem d,Ss that he
wanted"
You havc-we then go into the yard
wid the other hlackguard
No followed No. I ; No 2was soon fol-
lowed bv NJ. ,. who vas succeeded 10y luls !,
; and &. by half past five the back NaId
contained twenty one bulldogs and fourteen
sparcls. The former got up n nisund,r-
srindng. and 10y the time MIR Sua, auiv,d,
seven spani,ls had hccu plac, a no dH crm-
iaA. Wide a brndie ball dog from Fulton
Market was going through bis third iishtwiih
ga Waller tarrici from Mott street.
Mr.. Snarl reached home . few minutes be-
fore six. Maggie opened The door, ana burst
out as follows:
For the love Of the Lord 20 back md
stop EN-. They are ate'ne one aao;h,r up,
and il not chohed "a vii tc,our the cost,rn.
Since the daNs f Crrmmel I've not s,,n
kuch hulubaloe ettreH'
Snrl "wcnt baek'-Suarl 'o'' I'd into 4
ward and would have sworn, bu, hr ,ou d not
lind oaths Sufficiently powerful 90 do see
90 his feelings Nh,n We lrft Nj ~ua.l
was emp,ving " tie back yard with an aye.
b.lye. The n,Nt morning Harry san pSou
comrlaincd of him 'or having dog hgh,
=, ris prefui,cs Snarl was fined twenty
I've d. lars-Gltoen do 'ars for ha,irg such
6oht" ard ten dolars fr being ",n cd
h>p ,rite." 1t is ec,ssary for Us "a s,y that
linrly Sampson sept better that night than
ANY r,cht since the war with VI, xicc.
IN Y Dutclrran