Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1855-02-08
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ealtan of 4 diseoyeFF which he has recentIy
$3.50 il treat impbTtsnee to mothers Il
lf.ll;lis r,eanaybf keeping babies, from |
ni. a', ~, ,nanths pd. perfectly quiet for
49, 1lhs ,nal.5sI oSeraadt y as follows
II IT, i the sqhailerl awakes, set the
lstlf n propcd by pillows, If il cannot sit
49, XII smear its.fnrers with thick mo
! 1900 Thcn put hhif dozen feathers into
iss hands and The young one will Sit and
n';ekF the feathers ff6m one hand to the 9th. /
II mill II drops asleep As soon as ID
wahhs. moro nriolassss aud more feathers, and
IL rlsce of perve Astounding yells, there will
be silence and enjoyment unspeakablc
nt-A brilliant young Miss discoursing
an poetry the otherday Lurst ii die follow
I ing high.aown strain = la +
Poetry, sir, in nv opinion Il harmony 1
;tis lie voice of the angels, the music Of the
spheres, the royal carp Of love, the parent q
purity, the benignlinstrumsnt Of charity 7
Poetry breathe3 sweetly ~ the passing
zephyr, and sings iullabies5in tbe majestic
synphonics Of Bafeas the sea echoes lts
music, and the wares, Al they roll onward
I without cessation, 5in the ehromatic scales,
oxpress its very soul Poetry to me isthe--
the--the-Jane, laySdear, where did you
purchase that new 6nnetf
trs-We clip tf1o following capital bit from
1 I'D Waterfofd Sentinel slfyou want e
keap YOUR town from thriving turn q cool
shoulder 10 every young, mechanic or begin
~ il business; iook upon every new com
81 With i jealous ssoTl Discourage AL you
] can II thai won't do deery hls work and
rather RI abroad fpr ware of bis kind, than
gi4elffm your money. last, though not
least, refuse to pattonize the village paper :
nj Id s6nerulAc. ~ Girls, don't gad about
I'M streets 50 mich Go into the kitchen
ana assist your thotHer, and learn the art
ofEbouse Wifery, before You tE6uble your
head .sbout beaux br think Of getting marri-
edl Come. take advice Of a friend, and try
h bo GOOD for something. Some Of you do
not know1how ridiculous you appear when
i you .buf On airs and pretend that you are too
good. 10 work.
& MA sort Of. genius having stopped II II
mill, was looking with apparent astonlsh'
msnt At thssrotary movements y. 81 the ma
chipery, when thd miller thinking e quiz
him asked him II lie haa heard the news
Not Is knows on says Jonathan, what
Ii Ia !,
why, replied the miller, 4hfy'say thf
devils dead
.By jugs ho exclaimed, y he! tendf
the mill
MA western Judge has de dided thai
7 stasionary, umbrellas, overcoatsI and rub
beers are not property, but articles Of mis-.
cclaneous utility ThoEresult is, that such
goods, have very rapid circulation IN these
narts. The strongest man is the best Oft =
! MGentleinen who arc a1ittlc short 10 trlties
ofthis nature shoald sailfor the west
i rrEverything depends upon manage
mont, whether il II an unraly horse, 9 high
= ~ girl, or radical philosopher There's
Mrs. Jerusalem, who Is as mild az any body
fher temper ishept down while Mrs Jings
by would pass for sensible enough girl, 4
she could be prevailed upon To say nothing
Everything il management, depend II Ell
1.cuRE ron TnE ToorIAcHE Take Che
leaves Of tho common HGatnlp herb, and
cbAw them Md lst the leaves lay UP against
tha aching tooth, after they have beeomF
j thnfourhly saturated With saliva. In VERY
,nanv instances they have proved very efec
tn,l In relieving tAis tofmenting pain.
ns-tDear me- bow tlaidly he does talk
exclaimed Mrs Rartiqgtoni recently, at
Temperance lecture am always reJoines
when he meuEts Ithe. incstruln for his ele
~ ouence warns meiin every nerve and cay
& riIIee az my body Yerdigrcse couldn't h
moor smooth than his blessed tongue IS
! rA negro preacher referring 70 III
judgement Day. in his sermon, said j
s.-4 sBreshern and sistefs, ID that day, DIG LorA
shsll~ diwide d6 sheep from de goat an
bless de Lordywe know which wears 4
woel
~ IA fsiend said 70 another, % seeing
j -4shandsome eahipare waiting I'D the street,
should like Z drive ont, wouldntyou
Get ID. raPslea The wag and III
bound for II, they'll soon drive yoa out
MI 81 said 4 Jop4a dameto her hop
{. fai son, Who followed the piscatory srsofs
SION. do dear iix UP little;;i YOU look yer
sIoyenlyl Oh what an awful thing
would Ne, II you shoeld cat drowned iool
ing 50
n-s-Why can person cook eggs soon
i II Rngland than II America I,
Because III EngFaud all that he has 70 (
Il Il steal them, and they immediately b
come pcaOhed eggs :
ns.Eishep Scale recently remarked 10
public address, that be was seventy.fal
years If age. aud had jet % learn how VII
key tasted
TIA Western Editor who Is AZ 4
bachelor, says We never cared faTthil
about getting married, until We attended
Old bachelors fnneFaA
Charles Lamb kit the hydrbpsthl'
when ia said--9K ater cure was v old IS {
6elutc, only that tie first great applicati
killed more thar i cured
~ Ipdolanee and INDIGESTION Of min
slough not ii themselves vices frequent
+, prepare The way p much exquisite mi:
hsrNo man can solve The mysteries
lifs, but every man Of common sense Il
perform rs dusies
n7sThe Hi 81 the land Ladies III
You haTe ID hug twice before you can put
circle around them.
nrMine Got | vat yiIl ds Frepohma
make next7 aSthe Datehma1 said tDe iiri
limo be saw monkey.
ns-iT hare very little respect for Tie il
az his world, Is he chap said when tb
rope vas put around his neck