The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1855-07-25
Obtai. Ing Revenge.


Mr.. SuarI 10 an old bachelor with an lush
g,r for a housekeeper. Sna lives IN
good style, but has some queer notions.
H. dislikes dogs above all things, organ
grinders and beggars no, excepted.
Snarl's mex, door ntighbor is Harry
Sampson. Now Harry is the very opp
site OF old Mr.. Snarl. H. sets high
value Oh "a dog. and tn re is only Oh"
thing equal to Newfoundland aud that
a woman. Harry has several specimen
of the canine race. The other evening
they 60. up bowling match because the
moon became eclipsrd. They commenced
ahou. ten o'clock and kept it up till the
sun 60, an inch and half above Williams
burg.
Thi, 50 annoyed Mr.. Snarl tina. he
had Harry jerked up for nuisance aud
fined ten dol ars. Harry paid the mon.
ey. bu, resolved on revenge. The next
morning the following advertisement ap'
pear-d III the Herald.
Wan,ed-A Forsyth street. two Full
Dogs. aud fou. Spaniel Pups. For full!
bloodrd Dogs the highest price will be
rad. Call between 4 and 6 P. n.
JAMES SHAaL.
We need not say ,ha, tue ad'rr.ise-
men, was inserted by Henry. His rea.
son for making the calls between 4 and
6, P. NJ. was because Mr.. Snars was
always GU, al, .. hour. taking an airing
around the battery.
A, the hour specified. dogs and pups
nigh, hav, been seen gong up'he Bow
ery 10 Grand. GU, Grand TO Forsyth, aud
up Forsyth 10 the mansion occupied by
Mr.. >narl.
The frs, person .ha. pulled the dco .
bell WAS butcher boy from Centre mar.
ke,. with . pair Of quill dogs that would
tear HI GU, Of tiger Maggie aus
wrrsl the bell. when the following collo-
guy took place.
Does Mr.. Snari live here =
He does. Why do you axF
i have 60. some dogs for hun
Dogs for NJ. Snarl-.lno,her Of Moses
did you ever; you've mistake the door.
Devil q bit-read that
Here Syksie took out the Morning
Herald, aud showed Maggie the adsrr'
tlse,nen.. Maggie was snunje struck
there was mo deny.n; the advertisement,
Sne accordingly told yksie to 60 INTO tut
back yard vivid the dogs and avail, tic
return Of Mr.. SnarI. sykse did so.
In abou, two minutes Maggie was
again summoned 10 the door bell.
w hat do you wanF
Mr.. Snarl-lve got them dogs h.
wanted
You have well then 60 ia.o the yare
with the other hlackguard.
No. 2 followed No. !. No 2 was sool
followed by No. 3, who was succeede.
| BY lots 4, 5 and s. BY hall-pas. five liz
backyard Contained twenty on. bull dog
and tourse spanle's, The former 60
up a misunderstanding. and by the ,,n'
Mr.. Snarl arrived, seven spanlels ha'
been placed hors du c'mbat, while
brlndlr bull dog from Fulton Marke, wa
going through his third hsn. with yale
,arrler' from Mott street.
Mr.. SnarI reached home few minute
before six. Maggie opened the doc,
aud bur,, ON. a. follows.
For the love OF the L ,rd 60 back an'
stop EN-. They are a, Ing oie anahe
up, aud II no, chokrd of will devour tn
clslern. Since the days oil Crunnell "
no, seen such 4ullabaloo entirely
Suarl went acs' -Snarl looked in,
the yard aud would have sworn, bu, h,
could no, hud oatas sufficiently powerful
= 10 justice TO his feelings. W en- "
left, Mr.. snarl was enjoying the back
yard VITA an axe helve. The nes
morning Harry Sampson complained {
h,m having dog fgnt' on his premise,
>narl was f ed twenty five dollars fl
teen dsllarsT'or having such igh, All
tn dollars for being an old hypocrae
Il is necessary for Us to say tina, Hrr
Sampson slept better tina, nigh, than al
night since the war with Mexico. ~
Y Duehmun.