Star of the Kanawha Valley. [volume] (Buffalo, Va. [W. Va.]) 1855-1856, 1855-08-15
QugGglil SSasktt.
| Punch giyesthe following definition
Of aristocracy s rlnss OF persons
who despiseIthe public and are sen-
Grated by tlso publie Ibr The very lca-
som
s'lvhkt 81 th(natter Of Mr.. john
sons eyes?a 1Nhy, Inc has Injured
his slightly looking thIrouSh d thick
bottomed turnhler.
/ II istoo Iii sist III kissing i
pretty blacl1, when she res
oluteiy decI Dies youwould
not, 'sss ~, ~ = - !,


ranked as 4 public sbenefactor, has
discovered 1 process Or converting
old topers into cartridge boxes. ~
Their superiority for this purpose
consists in their being always pRY.
What kind ofesscncc does ayoung
man want when he pops the qncs-
ton? Acqui-essencc.
Always laugh when YOU can. Ite
Jig q cheap medicine. Mirthiulness
il philosophy not well understood.
III is the sunny side ofcxistence.
II A certain Icockney once defied love
to be nothing more than san insane
desire to pay woman's board"
The man who passed through life
without enemies could not have had
q character worth depreciating.
DELrcnrFuL REsIDExcE.-In late
ode to Santiago, California, by the
renowned John Phoenix, the. following
lines occur:
"All night long in the sweet little village,
You hear the soft note OF the pistol.
Andthe pleasant shrieko Of the victim.
You lnayinsert thousand excel
lent things in q newspaper, andne
er hear q word Of APPROPRIATION from /.
the readers; but just let a paragraph
slip in, Of one or two lines, that ii
not in good taste and you may be
sure ofhearing about that.
I WhenIbent ON matrimony, look
more than skin deep for beauty dive
farther han the pocket for worth,
and search for temper beyond the
good huinor ofthe ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
bering it isnot always the most agree
able partner at a ball who forms the
most amiable partner for life. Vir-
tue, likesome flowers, blossoms often
fairest in the shade.
PAruEr,c OsruARy. -.-ln an obituary 4
notice Of a lad twelve years old, tho
writer says: sMunroe was 4 very
bright, proud, active boy; he II anxi-
Gus to become a man--.a always want
ed to wear 4 standing collar
!. A Client once burst into tears af- !,
ter he had heard the statement Of
bis counsel, cxclaiming,'I did not
hink had suffered half 50 mach
Norman, I'm afraid 4 fever would
60 hard with me
i. why, my son?'
Cause you see. mother, I'm 90 {
small that there wouldn'tbe room for
tito turn. z.-l
!. A MoDEL VERDlcr. \. The following
verdict was recently delivered in
Rome Georgia: Is
'Wethc curry choazcn and swoarn6
ayrc that tom Kampron must pa abc
.gousing the ful amounted liyescntts
that the planetif pa over the won
.kwartfof Ticker fof the JcnS1l 2f As
gmy and Kosts will be ruled out
|. Cnln,ar and Jrl.lA metat SIS
yesterday -quarrelcd and parted for
ever --met again this morning, and
parted to meet no more---Inct again
this evening and were married!
Now-NoTnlScI#M--W mAr HIsroRY
WILL SAY or When some future
American annalist, says the Vicks- !
burg Sentinel, comes to detail the
rise, progress andfdecay Of the fac
Itions.which have coalcsccd under
the name Of know -nothings to over
throw the democracy, his works will
be written somewhat after the fol.
lowing fashion;
CHapTER Rise 81 thc Orler.
Jnck and Gill went up The hill,
CHArER -Oyccfef Coalition:
To get a pail Of water.
CHAprERI Ill What Jetcl0ac ring cfil:
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
CHARTER W IVhat betil kses other;
And Gill came tumbling after.
My dinner don't agree with me"
said i man to bis wife, after On extra
ordinary hearty meal.
q don't blame it my dear; ! saw /
YOU a,o;ag it 80 hard"