The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1855-03-29
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TT; seldom remembered.
A generous mind does not feel
longing 20 itself alone, but t, the "
human race.
Men often blush TO hear Of what Il
were not ashamed to act.
II folly were pain, there woul
groaDing in every house.
True eloquence consists in saying
that is necessaryi and nothing more.
II thou art a master, be sometimes
bind il servant, be sometimes deaf
Small faults INDUCED, are little thieves
that let in greater.
Reason governs the wise man, aud
cudgels the TOOL.
The foundation Of political happiness,
is confidence in the integrity Of man.
Prosperity is no just scale; adversely
is the only balance to weight friends in.
Il Plutarch.
10 owe an obligation 10 worthy
friend. is happiness, and can be no dis.
.parsgement.
+ TIA man cannot find ease within him.
sci! il is 10 little purpose to seek it any.
where else.
ln@batsoeYsr house you enter, remain
masiefof your eyes and your tongue.
Doubtand distraction are on earth---s
the brightness of truth in heaven.
lie who can suppress moments an.
ger may prevent many days of sorrow.
Store your mind well, for it is hard for
an empty cask to stand upright.
A late writer, inSpeaking of wigs ,says
they are" lies with TIE hair on.p
A distinguishedteacper defines gsnius
TO be the power ol making efforts.
Evidence offriendshipZ-kissing q mar.
ried lady out ofpure love forher husband.
A Yankee has invented machine for
extracting the lies from quack advertise.
ments.
Why is mans coat larger when he
pulls ii ou! of carpet-bsgl Because he
finds it increases.
II mans inhumanity 10 man makes
countless thousands mourn, what is the
effect of man S inhumanity to woman
"t-~have turned many a woman's
head, boosted, a young nobleman Of
France. Yes" replied Talleyrand,
"away from yoa...------.-----.-----..-,
An old maid. who hats the male sex
most vebementy, cut femasa acquaint.
ance who complimented her onAhe buoy.
ancy of her spirits.
A Western editor, who is bachsior,
saws: We never cared farthinga a.
pout getting married, until we attended
an old bachelors funeral.
In walking, always turn your Toes OUT
and your thoughts inward. The former
will prevent youirom falling into cellars;
the later. into iniquity.
An editor, who never thinks tsiseS5aA.
fore he speaks, says at the FIRST dress.
es worn by ourpri ;, ancestors in tho
garden Of Eden, .e bear (bare) skins:
Al am afraid you will come to want,'
said an old lady TO her daughter.
have come TO want already" was
the reply; want a nice young man."
An editor " out West |" says, that he
hoped to be able 10 present. marriage
and death, as original matter for his
columns but thaw broke up the we'd.
ding, and The doctor fell sick, so the pa
tent recovered.
A fellow coming from the top Of the
Aleghenies 10 New York, in Winter,
was asked whether ii was as cold there
as in the city. - Horribly cold," said
he, 'for they have no thermometers
there, and of course, it gets just as cold
as ii Pleases,"
The Calcutta EngdShman mas a story
Of shark captured there, shich, upon
being opened, contained the body Of a
young child in good preservation. the
body ofanother child partly decomposed,
aud a portion Of the remains Of an adult
person.
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Edwin Forrest, the tragedian, has late.
| ly had an offer of fifty thousand dollars
to act fhy nights in California. He has
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