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Lynchburg daily Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1852-1861, 1855-03-02
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PLAID Rlrrriod aul Brown Domestic, Calico, Linen
DrII Bod Cords and Plough Lip,s. Niu low Ga-. mad
Puty, CorprHs, Aiu', Mnddrr aud Indigo, Pr ger
"a and Spl,c, Spades Shovrl.. Tarr mud Halter
CHAINS Manure md inv Foe- Roots Sir.- mud Ilar-
For SHE, on exchange or country rroiarr. accom-
Iatug terms. (np# 2l#f-) JOHN HOIIINS
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Bush Mountain Mill Stones.

M have now hsH and sa,e.,ix pair of these
w superior NJ i Stones. Iho-n in would do
vel 10 all sum. LEE & JOHNSON
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Marshall d WorthingtoE Salt.
rnn Sax WO HlNGT0N,
.),ONVP 4d0 sart MANS lAIL
tinc solt nav di.elp'rias from ship sir Cba,lc. IA
ncr di,cr' from LIerrpe. lcYrdiblr fiom stiput Cy
ont or il (. q doet. OF -alr by
EDMUND DAYENrOHf& co,
pct ls-ts richmond, VI.
I ZEE 4 CO on the Doc, Richmond, Va ausn n
j ! store and g,t for an
iG0n snctf Liyerp.nl Salt
mo hhls fho.nastor, Lime
100 Na,tt Ca rolinn Ior
900 ha''. Prm" Not thrfn IL;
"0d TN. Itrrl, lns -
- caak- Daleiued .'ip-ter
~ tens n,na"ed Peurinn Gunu"
% Mexican "a
% Toe
InD bb. Nrdium Ne. M,rhnfeI {now)
2BO - HaliGas Herring.
"a Winter 3 .a=brl Saar oil.
Also complete recruitment o. Mnltit nrA Rus-a
Gufs.atr. B#prl# 3 NY 2.ts
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- ItllIaI' W IA Ne
!. no" receiving wy superior stock of FALL
md WINTER DRY GOODS, rot sting al every arIe il.
ot Lndlr- and Genib.acp, wnur. A-o. large a-~aIr
men' al Bpok,t- Lindsey, und llm,y Nnolcns nj at
which hc ollie, tho most favorable Terms. II for
uer P1inn-n al do public e,'ncini nr,r .p"ctul -.
si,cl To- rnp nj klLE'S CORNER. MAIN ST.
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Richmond and Petersburg RAILROAD.

tlcumOu0 anu TtteTSDuIS hdtt-h0aN,
"a ~ ~. q ;9-!=;
FALL ARRANGEMENT.
INflE Passenger rams tbs read viii run a. f1l
TRAINS LEATE PETERSBUSG.
Express daily. at. -.-..---...----..---.-44 A. "
Aeeommod ,tiop, dai', Sundays excepted at..sl A.
Mai. daily .-.- $500 "a
TRAINS LEAVE RICHuOND.
Accommodation Sundays excepted, si-.-.... "a
The Ekpie.s aud Mail Fam tom rerrsbu
connect al Richmond with the Trains gong Month. T..
Washington, Baltimore, philadelphia and New ok
The Express Il an al.a cnn,frct with the tfans ou tia
Virginia Central Railroad Chalpte- He Snuufou
&r.
rhrouen Tickets for Washington at.-..-.-.-..t6 o.
" Baltimore N .-.-.-.-- q III
3" " Philsdeuhia 1T. ---.---.-. Un
Gun ~ procured at thu Ticket Office IN Petcrsbur1
The Exre>s tru ms do NOT stop tor why passcagyf -
Clover liiil Junction. Halt WY S'ation aud Mau,r-
ter The Accommodation trains II st,p aor Wa, ro#
seneer4.
tme pr ,yhire .r.ons 81 35s { tillren over ,.,,.
not ayertwel'r yea,s of age, 8, cc~t- rnlorc c,,,
screams cat - reif-.
Servants vi no, be perme Cd o III. c,a-s .A,e4
wheu IL attend nee ga s'ant c''lrgH. at IL +. ..,,
absolutely requiring tleir care, WHICH ,.c ilr ,1u
psi, a. ~ for white saersu,. will be aaf-rH
discount of 10 c,uts a be made .m cal f,
when tickets procured the office and r., i., an,
getting nlt the cars ~ hero mo- tit ,ets are ,.,l3
Servant travelling by thcm-oyes must De furnish al
by tteit masters with two pRs,e,, that oer ae -
retained Al the utlcr, mid it rne-i be pre-, into
the pass ttH ihoy permitted 10 90 On tu,, In.
y. B.-1lc f'pip- vii run by Rfebnou rime
THOS DODAMEAD SIM.
Ofct Il. < +. &. Il Cuz
oct 80 dscts
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pIClIMOND ~ BOSTON LINE as

These vessels OF the fl4 cas- built expressly fo
= is trade aud hry" superior accommodations Tor pass
They are commanded hy experienced Cul"tnns, well
qualified Tor thrttHoo, ar vino viii >a'Ie exelton
Ia accommodate.
They will BE- lowed nd 1own The rye BY urn.
and may be rcied on sal promptly advertised.
Mcrcf ants gonr North pr orie-ine goods ION Bos.
ton, will find il rathrir interest slir. ny ms hee
~ it is tile only r,gninr ur. and fr,ie1 tdwnys L.
taken ~ low rs by any other veSseis aud every ctot
"'Ii Re mnle by the agers IN Richmond bed anior 10
satls.pctiou.
We respectfully ask and hope Ia ,"s,r'd IN Oh
aiming a full -inre of pnuounre
The Vessels will lie IN Ricaur J R"chttts;
Boston AT Row. " haf
DAVID CURRIE. Richmond. A..
ALLEN < WELTCH. Boston. -
mug 2.dts Nn 1871 Siarp Stlr,-t.
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NEW DRY GOODS

% Frhin- NJ. Fam Lard. 81 fuhns NJ.
M"Hnrnn BnItee, just receive aud tnr SHE h,
dee ! - LEE n lUH NSON.
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zss.. .i... q. ..' .aF s =.

az and after the St. OF February, 1875 The Pa.,cn.
~ gcr II a., fn rrt,l.hnrg, Will l"use the DEPOT
an Iercisri', lsaoa NJ bali me- o'reeh, A. NJ and
arrive fiom rclelrhur- NJ !. d.
Ern S-dtm l.. &. WALL
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Eli,MPAGNE WINE

y W lnr ofthe mp,t approved Brand, tepoifsi. U
pint and quarl ,ttcs, t.r -nlr hy
dec L LEE 4 JOHNSON.
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AND NEA-i Okk PACkE1S.-lnio new .$s'sss
t"me line j. cu.apo~ed of the following vessels. anI
.ns roln NV, Work every three days. All owned in
the city ct RcnoouG. VIZ;
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f,RHAu ALE. NEWARK CIDER

Barrrls Bcsri l.,', Cream Al.
do Newark & ljer, Of d,-nueht ar ly Jlle mel
10 u hct. churns.pe Vine ! mt. and ol1-.
Tor snIr lbs ma 2l-t4 - .
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ONCE MORE!
NEW BOOKS &c AT MORSE

NLW bOOh5' n w O1tDL
nUT DOORS al ldewold by WI lis.
" Ruth iIa--a supply.
Wikof-s Courtship--" 3" srl cheap edition.
Cleason's Pictnrai-clersaily bound.
I'm Leayes-aeooud series hy Fanny lcrn
Blackw oods Magazine, ior Jnsuary,
Hunts Merchants Magazine, 10. tehrunr,s
Frank Lesbos
New York Journal.
knckcrn -cker, for February,
London Art Journal for January.
Song Baoks-new and full assortment Aisa
Blan. Account Books Pas aud Meme, Ha,l.. So,e
and Bill Books. SC Sc teh H.
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u the FAMILA GROC ERl where mRy b, toptd he
following sitictrs Salt Pork sat Bnnf, large lot al
iieh rantoee Arqea Apple. Chcsuu-. new Lnrd.
Fresh 3qret Buck heat Flour anil Ia fte everything
u'uslly keep Ur regulated tlns'y prufriY all Of
whisii will be sold cheap lar esst
janI2 J. II SOLOMON.
SAA LBS nice he.h NENlSON HAMS fof
lap9t. TALIAFERRO & IlAMIIToN'S
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eEbIGENG SEOCk.-Wisling To reduce
Asm' stoch at Stoves and orates as much aS possible
h'lore Nerne WILL from this date, aer their at greatly
tnduce' p'lres The Of Parlor. Office and
hnrc Stoves j. large and will be sold cost tor cash
me 1"tue NigNr-. soue cnirey patterns will be
Id A. greatly reduced rate.-nmcb lower than they
have e''r he'or' hrrn 'irrrd IN this vicinity.
AhN bpnnv he "a want wl 6ul a fult assortment At
unprecedented by low rr,-,., tie lynchbn,g Stone
and Rwee Works. Tm3ufs & : RIISg
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w rOLENs ~ HLANkETs.-IIAT IS.
w CAPS, BUOISA SHOES -rI' uodcl.i .nrd
haveo on hund good ussurturn ut he above goods, c
Gently purchased in The Northern c +; at yer, law tie.
nres, aud ask ul thnse Who hu,e stvams 10 cluhr
call before purchasing rruml,ii item good ~ bet
tea hairtlus than can be found l. the city.
nov SIS SAL NDERS 4 IR ~
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Something Superior.

NJ CCQRkLB 4. JONES vii, have, in aleN day.
vi 20 cnscs that celebrated II e. Sirk i.ic tic,.
20 do DO. q Mas do,
To which the, iLv the attention oil mbnviso
NAV 81
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06
IT'S ALL ONE TO ME.
FROM THE GERMAN.

Z Oh, 'tis all one to me, all one.
Whether l've money or whether Isve none.
He who has money can buy a wife, @
And he who has none can be free for life.
He who has money can eat oyster meat, =
And he who has none The shells can eat. IS
He who has money can trade if he choose,
And he who has none has nothing to lose.
He who has money can squiEt at the fair,
And he Who has none escapes much care.
He who has money can go to the play,
And he who has none, at home can stay.
He who has money can travel about,
And he who has none can 20 without.
He who has money can be coarse as he will
And be who has none can be coarser still.
He who has money the cash must pay,
And he who has none says ''charge it pray.'
lie who has m ,ney must die one day,
sAnd be who has none must go the same way
Oh, tits all one to me, all one,
Whether Eve money, or orwhether I've none.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06
! 4 srlslyrD BRlDF.-A couple were

"A SPIslyEp RRlDE.-A couple were
going 60 be married. and had proceeded
as far as the door of the church; the gen.
tleman ,hen stopped his Intended bride,
and thus Unexpectedly 'addressed her:
:" My dear Eliza; during our cour.ship
/ i,avesiold YOU most of 'lay mind. hut [
have not told you The whole; when We
are married I shall insist upon three
things"
What are theylr asked the lady.
"In the frs, place." said the BRIDE
sreoa.s'I shall sleep alone, shaii eat
alone, and flEd flui, when there Is nosocea-
sion. ? Canyon submitt to these conditions 3"
"Oh yes, SIR, very easily. was the
reply, !" Tor il yeusieep along, Ishail not,
if you eat alone, shall ca, first and as
to your finding fault without occasion. that
l think may be prevented, for l will take
care you never shall want OCCASION.
The condition being thus adjusted. they
| proceeded to the altar, and the ceremony
was performed.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06
HAsrY WORDS.

Full oft word that lightly leaves the tongue,
Another's breast unconsciously has wrung;
And were the wound but present to the eye,
We'd mourn the pain that soiace might defy.
Was It taunt-perhaps a theughtless jest?
An idle ripple on the vacant breast? ~ &
Bnt thy shafts may yield venomed death,
What need, to speed them, but n little breath.
We toy with hearts, as if the thousand chords
mat vibrate to the touch of hasty words,
Sould jar out discords all the ive-long day,
NOT any tension cause them to give eway.
Sph, strike them gently! every hnn,aa breast
Is ny asscret load of grief oppress;
,. roroear to add a note of timcless woe, fisR
"here aiaeords etes arr - prone - aow. !,
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06

CLD MAIDs.-lf we have any readers
OF the Notions who are old maids, they
are requested not to read the following:
IAN Amateur Naturalist thus des-
cribes the species:
''Old maid Esetus .firctrs): Order,
maumalia genus, sapiens; class, CHI
niverous; appearance, eyes sharp, nose
thin, mouth capacious, diglts, selni-Pre-
hensile: mcst of them are fierce, some
are untamable, others OF q mild nature.
eyinciDg even decree OF attachment, es-
pecialiy for dogs. cats. cahary-birds. and
parrots but they have most implacable
enrli,y to man. When young they are
playful. and frequently pretty. but their
ferocieus disposition, which increases as
they grow up. although frequently con-
cealed, IS never subdued by education.
in general they are gregarious, but
pursue their predatory excursions for the
most PaH alone. Their sense OF seeing
| and hearing IS rery acute: and they will
scent tea-drinlling or the odor OF scan
dai at almost an Incredible distance.
They are remarkably tenacious OF lie,
and attain gqod Old age. indeed. they
lave frequently been knosn % exist for .
long time On tea an 4 dseandai.'
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06
G9e 2poet' Golun'll.
CALIFoRNY vIDDER.
nY GAspipE BLOWER.


Beware of 'sVidders.'-SAMrvEIF FzLER.
A lady fair with golden hair, III
And eyes as bright as stars, @
With pensive air, sat in chair, . ..5
Within the railroad cars.
On her lap, sucking pap, .
Reclining was baby,
Who might have been about sixteen
Months old-may be. 'l
The baby cried, and then she sighed,
And wished it's Pa was home,
An old gent near. asked her the year 'f@'+
In which it's Pa had--mizzled.
She raised her eyes. aud then she cries,
In sentimental tone;
s'rhree long years. Eve passed in tears,
Since William is been gone"
The gent, SAYS he, SHOW can it be 49,
Your baby's but chitp -
s.Wha,'s that to me, dear sir?" says she,
My husbands often writ" -.ff
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06
ATcHsoN, KANSAS TERRITORY, TUESDAY NOVEMBER 1866
Ifsbes so,o,,,,ld have tlb,oi,eb, for herself

Ifshe could have thought for herself =
had learnedIt the duty Of self-relianee q
some extent. on the one nand;- Of if he
had been prudent in giving adrice, as
Brace was on the other, they might have
been happy-wbich is the moral of ON
sketch. az -. aa
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06
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Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06
| new bonnet was pretty thoroughly drench-

new bonnet was pretty thorougly dreneh-
ed. gfsoa saseaass 's7alelsaC ss3l - fsa
Spoiled said she impatiently:: 60 p.
1T is a very heavy rain,' replied Brace
quietly. h
Il wish l hadn't worn it; you wouldn't
tell me anything.
Il could not tell you anything
'If you had only said you thought it
would rain, / should have worn my other
bonnet l''esa - e a1e ees 4
How could say 50, when didn't think
go ; E. . = !. - 80 -
you must have thought something
'On the contrary, thought nothing
An opinion on the weather now is good for
nothing ss's''4 @
You are always just So
Itold you it would be safer way te
| wear the old bonnet sf si
But it looked so shockinglv! G
There is no help for it now, my dear
Let it CO. $40,
| DOIlIict str
4 can afford to buy you another
%, well, if you don't care, needn't,
replied Mrs. Brace, as she left the room
to remove her daubbled garments.
She was uneasy and discontented abou
it. She could not fasten the responsible
ty upon her husband. If she could, he
troubles would have been borne with tin
fortitude OF martyr.
She asked advice, and generally follow
ed it; but if things did not come out right
whoever had had the tenerity to adyis
her, was held responsible. for the conse
Guences. &
DO you think had better get anothe
summer hennet John?' asked she, as sh
entered the room where Brace was read
ing his favorite paper.
Certainly, my dear, if you need one.
But do you think need one 2
4 You know best about that
! i wish you would iell me-
The season is nearly oyet2'
We'll, 1 shall not go to church without
replid she sourly, as though the argurner
of her husband had been conclusive.
Then by all means get one
Brace was not unreasonable. Whe
his opinion was asked upon the matter i
which he felt competent to advise, he free
ly gave it. But such scenes as those W
have described were Of every day occur
renee, and what7he prayed for most was
little more energy and self-rellance in hi
wife
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06

R@ A young lady, so says Cooley.
whose name was Patty, being addressed
by Mr.. Cake, accepted him on condi-
ton thai he would chang. his name, de-
claring that she would never consent to be
called .spotfy-coke."
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06

The learned pig has taken to his
pen for a time. His first work will be a
history of Buffalo. l: will be illustrated
by Bacon, OF Cincinnati.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06
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Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06

E@ Our Bill says,ae best sewing ma
chine in the world IS one about seventeen
years old, with short sleeve dresses, pretty
little feet with gaiter bootecs on.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06

bzD~ An old lady being at a loss for a
pin-custlion, made one of an onion. On
the following morning she found that all
the needles had tears in their eyes.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06
CHAPTER H.-But Brace died few

CHAPTER H.-But Brace died few
months after that rainy Sunday, principal
Iy because his wife had no one to advise
her to insist upon his taking dose Of med
icine when, he was only slightly ailing.-
She had faint idea that he required it
but instead of following out the idea, and
bringing i; up to the consistency ofsn opin.
ion, one way or the other, she let it slip
entirely. a osa ase III
If there had been any one near to say
Mrs. BIace, you had better =.
1t would have BEEN all right. and possi-
bly, the life of poor Brace might have been
saved. AS it was, the ailiuent resulted
in bilious fever, which carried him beyond
the reach of any more questions.
He was dead, Mrs. Brace remained
widow Two years, probably because she
could not delicatefy receive advice in re-
gard to sundry offers made her.
Her widows weeds were discarded, and
Mr.. Grove popped the question.
DO you think !. had better accept his
offer g asked the window, of q female
friend. m
So not yet did the painting Mr.. Grove
get an answer. He was widowcr, and
rather desirable person to one who was
not sentimental. In other words he was a
respectable man, and had plenty OF mon
ey, though his age was Rot altogether sat
isfactory. nor his personal beauty wholly
unexceptionable.
DO YOU think l had better have hina'
asked the widow Brace of another female
| friend.
.Haveshim.. Why yes. l should think
YOU would jump at the chance.' replied
the conscientious adviser, without pausing
an instant to reflect.
So the widow Brace did have him. and
Jumped at the chance. In due time, she
became Mrs. Grove. and having, entirely
shed her widows weeds, and we had al
most said, entirely forgotten him who had
won her frs, love, she was happy wo-
man again-that is as happy as some wo-
/ men ever can be in this world of tribola-
ton and sorrow.'
/ Mr.. Grove was nice man-so gentle
and so amiable--so kind and so affection
late. He never crossed her in anything,
and tstser than ali. he .sassuch al excel
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06

E~Fsaw thee weep; the psarly tear
adown thy check was stealing" But love
ye. 'twasnt crying, dear;. twas that bles-
sed onion was peei;ng.''
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06

houseaifefYs do not be afraid Of sailing
.hsm hands. For they are much lnorelsep ash
" clearised than their hearts; atrd know
ing how 70 perform tie donesnc dt,ties oI
the household only helps 10 make the. true
lady. nor will it lower them IN the estiina-
ton of any man whose respect is worth Sc
curing. ft zs@
Washing, hallpg and sweeping need
not prevent your daughters from becoming
expert musicians. finished painters, pro-
found mathematiciaIis, or good wives.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06

"A gentleman. on heing told that
his wife had made him the happy father Of
Two children, mechanically exclaimed -
..Oh, Gemini :"
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06

8 agIt is said American ladies' tiirt more
than any Other nation in t:se world. and
yer mai ks the traesl and best wives.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06

Bs5 To xiii red .an.s--pineh them en-
the back OF the neck until they open ti1err
mouths, shen gire them dose q. 4urpeny
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06

e. Why are horses IA cold weather
ike meddlesosne gcssipss Besause- they
very, id.e tails.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-11-06
Three Things.


'5n .el. Three Things.
Three things that never become rusty:
The money of the benevolent, the shoes OF
a Butchers horse. and fretful tongue.
T hree things not easily done: To al
lay thirst with, fire, 10 dry the wet with
water, to please all in everything that is
done. e4e1'-f 1'il - -
Three things that are as good as the
best Brown bread IN "a famine, we'll
water in thirst, and great coat in winter.
Three things as good as their better !:
Dirty water TO extinguish fire, an ugly
wife to blind man.. and wooden sword
to coward. -.
| Three thugs that seldom agree: Two
cats over one mouse, two scoding wives
] in one house, and two lovers OF the same
maiden.
Three things of short continuance
A boys love, CHIP fire. and brook
;, food. -. aa s~5E a
Three things that ought never TO bt
from home; 'The cat, tie chimney, and
the housewife. I -
Three essentials to false story.teller
/ A good memory, a bold face. and fool.
for an audience.
Three things seen in the peacock: The
garb Of an angel, the walk of thief, ant
the voice of the devil
i Three things that are unwise 10 toas
Of: The favor OF thy ale, tie beauty 0
) thy wife, and the contents OF thy purse,
Three miseries of a mans house 4
smoky chimney, dripping roof. and |
sco!ding wife, t.t.6 '-i
EAsA A Clergyman, who was s:ran
ger on exchange with the rector, was il
the vestry, when the clerk took occasion
to say to him that ile was deal.
And how do you manage, asked tn,
clergyman, to follow ne through tn,
service 9
What did you say. sra
The clergyman repeated his question
with his up 10 the year OF the clerk
Oh, Oh said the clerk, Il looks UP
land when you shuts your mouth, open
! mine.
The clerk made some slight bunders
though, for when the clergyman read =
And the Lord smote Job with sore boils
the clerk catching bu, fain, irnpressio
of what was said, roared out, And tn
;, Lord shot lob with four balls
i To those who are no, we'll pleased wit
r wit in the pulpit, perhaps the answer mad
, | by the celebrated DIR. South may be con-
mended. His wit wasaso ready and ez
. haustless. that it would come out Of hiI
{ even In the midst Of his most serio us di.
courses. The excellent Sherlock remo1
stratea with him on the subject, whe
South turned upon him and demanded
a nd, Doctor. had it pleased the Lord Il
. make you Wit, irhat Gouid you la,
, done - sea,!@ sst5 Is
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