The weekly Portage sentinel. [volume] (Ravenna, Ohio) 1854-1861, 1855-10-27
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NJ Neitner Wehitn- nor plfshi out mino
only should be the Srit9eveypfp free PeO-
pie. 1900 r,us,t
.noEE MoEsTRosIJIEs.-Twos African twin
eisls, joined together at the back, are on
exhibition in London. |, Thsy are represent
ed to be lively and intelligent. 49,. =, Z Z. &, e.
0TA firhg gentleman csleOlAted The state
Of his health BY the rise and fall Of the at.
tentions Of pretended friends and relstivss.
soma little before he died bis physicians
would have persuaded him thut be was much
better; It would moi do. he had just discov-
cred that he had six fatal symptoms in his
case--ihree presents and three waits in one
day rom his dear friend H. e5.,,
EsAIx5An editorial. correspondent of
the Missouri Rspubliean has been travelling
insIllinsls. Hear him relate an incident OF
hisicuneyiugs:oe h--aafGi1 s1iih
Our first adventure on the road was with
agcod sized rattlesnake which we enceun-
tered on the prairie, half mile from stick
or etone; IN vain We looked for either, but
having confidence in our under as well as
upper leathers, we concluded to falsify, in
part, the teaching that "he shall sting thy
heel;"so with Chat self same heel that he
would sting, We "bruised his heude' whilst
he5besthis dying chant with his ratified tail
against our legs. .' W. - +. .s,., .5.i <. I. =
ON OF 'EM.--The other day gentleman
gave couple Of cents to a, woman who ask,
cd charity Of him. '.a 's ar y. '.' .s.l si.'o =
1.-Two cents!'' she exclaimed. "Take 'em
back sir, / asked for charity. | can't do any
thing with two cents" . MI e,
"My dear madam" said the gentleman,
81 beg you'll keep the cents, and give them
to some poor person."
SCRAP FROM PUHcn.--"The Last Yam
kee Cg."-No English! No Irish! No
Germans! No Taxes! No Government!
No Kubrics! Know NoTHNe!!!
An we may add, not much of that. :.
s0T That was true wit who said, that
often we did not learn the strength that was
in men until, Ike tea, they had been awhile
in hot water. q r. .-5l fEtl @lf1.
or Uncommonly intelligent are the Cor
onePs juries in Mississippi. Recently u
men in Warren county, in that State, re.
turued a verdict that "the deceased died by
the will of God, or some other disease, un-
know to the jury!' @ e .-.e a-.
or The national, Brusscls journal,
Publishes long manifesto, addressed ssto
republicans" and signed by Ko,souih, Le-
dru Rollin and Mazzini 1t is an appeal to
revolution in all parts of Europe. The
three tribunes of the red republic declared
that the moment has arrived for European
democracy to constitute itself into power
ful unity, to present itself in face of it's en-
emies, and to act. The fall of Sebastopol
is, in their eyes, the beginning,of general
war. the end Of which must be advantsge geous
20 various populations. "Organize your
selves, and dare!" is the. conclusion Of the
new niapifesto. EE E E8
A DEzD MARcH.--A lady playing on
piano forte, on being called upon for adesd
march, asked a celebrated professor or mu-
sic what she should play, he replied, 'tany
msrch that you may play will be dead one,
for you're sure to murder it, ,i,a j ri s,s /
or Mr.. Dabbs, grave digger in Norfolk
after conveying twenty-three hundred VIC
tins Of fever (ipclading his wifel TO the
grave, has himseif followed them, "a
FeEDr OF CoHPARr People who buy
secondhand bedsteads.
.01T A down east paper gives the Maine
liquor law a thrust after the following fash:
ion. A friend Of oors, it says, had arrived
late alta hotel, and asked for some spirits.
Stranger said the landlord, "you for.
gotI guess, yon're in the State of Maine.
We've no spirits here, but We have some
tatnstion fine lemonade, ~. Is .oz.si ,..9
The lemonade was acceded to, brought
and tested. The lemonade was hslf whis.
ky and half water. q, . s'ez , .,-" sat n@
s"This is rather powerful lemonade" said
our friend. sa ~ 81. ..5r -.s-e,
"Why, yes. it Is, said the landlord; but
you see, stranger, the weather is hot. and
ID keep oor lemonade, we are obliged 70
make il cruel strong" as lse.3
j or Anybody who supposes thst locking
aegirl in back.room will prevent her
from knowing what love means; might as