Daily American organ. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1856, 1855-08-27

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1t is impossible to commit TO paper.
. a rewarde or presente of one dollcr ito annoy
lady or gentlemen having Lame Back or eide or
Stonarc perching and using my Ceder Plaster if it
does not effect releaf in ten day. S gned olde
man of the mountain.
Again We the undecncd near neighbors Of
the ode man OF the mountain have usede his Ceder
Plaster fore ten years and do say tina the beste
ever used (signed)
Jabez Youngmen and wife.
Elder G. Fessenen and wife,
Deacon $. Cogswe and wife.
Wells Robins and wife.
S. w. Clement Esquire and and wife.
n. Youngmen and wife.
NJ. YOungmen and wife,
s. d. Levet and wife.
n Walden and wife
II. Dustan and wife.
From the above it appears that the young
men" have done remarkably well in getting wives
but to have been with the 'Elder" and Deacon"
somewhat unlucky in their being with their young
wives for ten years together afflicted Let De-
Grath hide his diminished head.
Again
Hop and Sarsaparilla
Bear, for Sail
Spruse Gam.
(sso) for Sail
THE same vertable)
Ceder Plaster
for Sail
Freight and charter not advised but supposed
to have some allusion to basin in the side of the
mouuton, around which he ferries individuals,
taking his stock with him.
Approximations of the " Bear are relieved in
the tub Of water and stone jugs.
Spruse Gum in demand for " chawing.'
The President is evidently ont of luck in not
knowing Of the Cedar Plaster. 1t might have
saved him trip to the Springs. However should
he ever get wind-shake in his back" or
Lame eide or S.omarc," from high living in
Virginia, he knows where to get relief, or-make
that dolIer."
In addition TO hisother accomplishments he is
evidently some on polemics, and has proposed 10
all the world the following questions, the first tf
which we hand over 10 the editor of the Star,
being somewhat in his line-the latter reserved
for ourselves, only promising that should we get
the better of him. he shall not upset ns in the
aforesaid basin, and shall plaster us for nothing
after.
First il the earth hallerrS i Except of a disCu-
sion that il IL and nhybited with land. Ocean lakes
rivers mountains volcanoes and are aganste anncy
other systom il annoy Edeter excerpts the disCu-
sion he will please sende me his paper fore the
tine Of discussion
(Signed) THE ON Man or THE MOUNTAINS
Fllane HonSe ~. H.
The second, and on which we propose to tackle
him, reads thus: "Is America and England taking
the wright coarse TO fnde Sir John Franklin and
DR.. Cain | take the negative that tina are not
againste amy Diserous TO discuss the question
(Signed) The old man Of the Mountain.
Meow, in taking the affirmative to the
wright coarse y must Of . coarse" open the ball
and therefore lay down the proposition which VIC
consider as impregnable and therefore wright"
that neither America nor England could any more
enter the Polar regions and find Sir John without
sailing round Cape Horn, than that "Cedcr plas.
ter" can be sold without purchaser" Hop Bear"
drunk without popping" Sarsaparilla without
m,t,..
or than that the flume house. TO which we shall
direct this paper will ever ascend the mountain
without being carried, or that a frog he are got
tail" Pull up, old man! pull up
SUNDAY CAsuALrIEs.-The holy day, unfortu.
nntely dedicated 10 other purposes than rest, in
Naliably furnishes a chapter Of accidents Yestor.
day both land aud water afforded an item
saboat was upset near the Arsenal, contain.
ing seven nice young men, WHO had not the fear
Of Neptune before their eyes who were rescued by
parties in another boat, in various stages Of hu;
midtv and exhaustion.
A horse, attached TO buggy but not having
much attachment for the two young men riding
dashed of on the Avenue, from the Treasury,
and, having clear sweep, made better time than
was bargaio ed for. He brought, or was " fotch up
all y standing against tree-box near II l-2 and ID
strce-s. No greater harm was done than the usual
smashing Of the buggy, which money can mend,
and some confusion of limb, which cedar plaster
or Electric Oil will readily cure. So much for Sun
day sport!
Observation-Disclosures the very stringent
laws Of the Corporation, tipping IL carried on in
every part Of the city. Go where will you see the
inyariablc sign Of few pipes hung crossways in
the window, meaning entertainment within for
beasts. How these people make anything, Is very
remarkable, az each proprietor, whether male or
female, appears to drink up all the pro6ts but they
do live and thrive. No use TO inquire where Is the
police {? ANY one who has read the amusing
counts Of fooling an exciseman in the ould coun.
try" could not wonder at our police being at fault
They do say that some keep whiskey so vile, that
when n stranger takes n drink, all the thunder
proof" customers to the door to zee II he falls
before no gets around the corner.
NuIsAxcE.-The delay or suspension Of busi.f
ness in the public departments, while tho officers
are enjoying their otimm cum dignitats at fashion
able watering places II may be all very well to
patronize our hotels during this dull season but
claimants who have just dues from the treasury,
and who have already sckcncd on hope de-
ferrcd do not foncy dancing attendance for weeks
because some favored clerk IL allowed TO while
away his time in dissipation when few hours
honest work would acquit Uncle Sam Of his
obligations, and permit an honest creditor to go on
his way rejoicing.
"CArs Is INA large cat in n high state
chemical action, can be found by any person au-
thorized TO remove IT, near the curbstone on th,
north side Of the Avenue, just opposite the Perse
verance engiue.house By.tbe-hy, would II not be
quite as well to have the market space cleaned on
Saturday instead Of Monday? The extra days sun
on so much ofal is not favorable TO anything but
cholera yellow fever.
PoEIcE CoURT-Margnret Mckinney, furnished
lodging-alasl Miss Peggy Amos Holton, yagrant,
worthouse 80 days. Pinkerton Bond, aged IL,
lodging. James, alias Dumpsey Jordan, negro, ma
licous mischief in breaking furniture, which he
had the use Of without paying, and resisting the
officer with knife--sent 10 jail TO be supported in
glorious ease at government expense.