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Eastern times., 1855-03-15

WHERE'S JACK while Judge Johnson
was in the most interesting part of his argu-
ment yesterday he suddenly stopped short and
said
Where's Jack 3, this stone flour is too cold
for my feet. Jack, heat me board
Amid the laughter which followed, Jack,
the Messenger, heated board for the gentle
man to stand upon. Fixing himself upon it,
the Judge remarked lie hoped the ladies would
not think he was growing old. Though his
extremities would get cold, he could assure
them that he had warm blood in his heart
He proceeded with his argument, and in the
midst of beautiful appeal to the jury, abrupt
ly remarked
Why, Jack, you have made the board too
hot /; you are burning my boois.'
The laugh which followed was boisterous.-
Gin Times.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

When a man comes home and tries to bolt
the door with sweet potato, pekes the fire
with the spout of a coffee-pot, attempts to wind
up the clock with his boot-jack, tries to cut
kindling for his mornings fire with an ivory
paper knife, TAKES cold boiled potato in his
hand to light him to bed, and prefers to sleep
in his boots and hat, you may reasonably infer
that he has been making the acquaintance Of
some friendly people !
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

HARD HEADED.-A Souiherner gave par
ty TO a few friends, who. happening to converse
about Sambo's power of head endurance, one
gentleman said he owned negro whom no one
in the party could knock down or injure by
striking on the head. A strong, burly fellow
laughed at The idea, and as Sam the colored
person, was about entering with the candles,
the gentleman stood behind the door, and as he
entered, Sans head received a powerful sock
doloeer. The candles flickered little, but
Sam passed quietly on merrily exclaiming,
gentlemen, be careful Of de elbows, or de
lights will be distinguished
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

You don't love me, l know you don's, said
young married lady to her husband.
give you credit, my dear, for keen pen
etration,' was the consoling reply.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
Cures Every HHmOr
From a pimpie on the Face to the ,uorst case Of
Scrofula or Salt Rheum.

This most wonderful Medicine is daily eecng such
prising cures, almost staggers belief.
But seeing is believing and in the mouth oftwo three
witnesses, every work is established who doubt the al
most incredible ascbed this great remedial agent
when they atested by hundreds upon hundreds from
the east and the west, the north and the south.
A few days since who had received a cure
of very bad Eruption Malignant Sore his leg, by
taking four bottles.
In Thomaston we saw man who had large Swelling
the neck, called Kings Evil He had taken half
dozen bottles and the swelling had nearly disappeard and
his health greatly improved. lie feels certain of by
the Of a few more bottles.
As general rule will that the worst scrofula
be cured by the of from bottles.
Salt Rheum requires about the number.
Nursing Sore Mouth, from to bottles
The of Canker from three. Twocase
have been known of Canker extending through the sfo-
ach and borel and inducing complication naLadies,
that required-one, five bottles, the other
Jaundice Drowsiness, &C. require from to half do
bottles to effect cure according the disease has ad-
vance in the system.
The Rheumatism is cured, and driven from the
system, by the use of from two to six bottles.
Pimples in the face, and umor generally cured by
from three bottles though very bad cases
been found, requiring from four to six bottles.
Humor in the redness and Of the and
eye lids, cured by using to three bottles.
Blotches the head and Scald Head always cured
by the use Of from one to three bottles.
Ccerous Sores Swelling Of the Limbs and Eruptions
the skim generally cured by using
ties. few Of great malgnity have been found
qurng larger number; in many bottles
used before complete effected.
Very bad of ErysipeIas have been cured using
from three to five bottles
Liver Complaint, with Pain in the Side, &c, have been
cured after great suexng had been endured
fit obtamedfrom other remedies by the of from
six bottles.
As Alternative regulator Of the Stomach and Bowels
and ofDyspepsa and its attendant evils mei-
cine possesses scarcely tyhe of the power this the
of single bottle will satisfy the most incredulous.
Sick and Nervous Headache, cured by the o.
| from one to four bottles.
| Kidney Complaints relieved and permanent cure
Effected by this, than by any other known remedy
this medicine with greater and certainty, than
by any medicine yet discovered.
Ladies suffering from any rreguarity, will find this the
best medicine they possibly from its qualities
Purifier of the blood, and Renovator of the system, it
will them to health than any other known
remedy
| Sold by C w ATwELL, under the Hotel Portland
For sale by G PAGE. and MATHEWS, Rath
and by Druggists and dealers in medicine generally
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

The man who undertook to convince himself
that he was wrong, gave il up as bad job
He said it was the hardest subject that he ever
got hold Of.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
A CURE FOR ALL!
HOLLOWAPS OINTMENT.


You have done me honor as with one voice, from
one end of The Union the other stamp character
oi my Ointment with yonr appreciation. il is scarcely
two years since made known among You, and al
ready, ii has obtained celebrity than any other
Medicine i'll short period.
THOMAS HOLLOWAY,
3s Corner Of 4nn and Nassau Streets, Nsw York.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
Marine and Fire Insurance,
BY STOCK OFFICES.
Pe1e= wadawortb

FeleE =" adSWoTth,
WILL effect insurance good Marine and Fire Risks Of
all descriptions at current rates by safe and response
BILE Stock Offices.
Dwelling Houses, under the most favorable circumsan
insured for the term of five years. by the Hampden Co.,
OF Springfield Mass and the Hartford Co.. Hartford Ct,
at from to l Ia per cent.
u Also, Life insurance Policies granted at the lowest
rates. by the best companies in New England, home,
California, Australia and Sea risks.
Office over the Arch Front St., Bath, Me.
Residence, opposite the Universaist Meeting House
Front St. 1y37* Feb. rs.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

There are none of us but have seen the evil
effects of speaking in careless manner Of
the faults Of people with whom we associate.
Daily are hearts wounded or made reckless by
hearing these things. The following little
piece of good advice we consider worth mind
ing:
" Never use lady's name in an improper
place, at an improper time, or in mixed COM
pany. Never make assertions about ner 'ha'
YOU think are untrue, or illusions that you
feel she herself would blush to bear. When
YOU meet with men who do not scruple to
make nse of woman's name in reckless
and unprincipled manner, shun them, for they
are the very worst members of community
men lost to every sekse of honor-every feel
ing of humanity. Many good and worthy
woman's character has been forever ruined,
and her heart broken, by lie, manufactured
by some villain, and repeated where it should
not have been, and in the presence of those
whose little Judgment could not deter them
from circulating the foul and braggrat report.
A slander is sooh propagated, and the smallest
thing derogatory to woman's character, will
fly on the wings Of the wind, and magnify as
it circulates until its monstrous weight crushes
the poor unconscious victim. Respect the
name of woman, for your mother and sister
are women; and as you would have their fair
name untarnished, and their lives unembitter-
ed by the slanderer's biting tongue, heed the
ill that your own words may bring upon the
mother, the sister, or the wife of some fellow
creature
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

GooD.-The following naire promise was
offered as an irresistible temptation toa fair in
amorata thank YOU said the girl 10 her
suilor, but can't leave home am \ w;J.
ow's only darling no husband can ever e,,al
my parent in kindness She is kind, replied
abe wooer but be my wife, we will all live
together, and see if don't beat yor mother
Boston Transcript.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
WINES ANsb SPIRITS.

TAMES MITCHELL has enGuly1pPointcdbyth e
u Mayor aud Aldermen Agent for The city 10 sell
Wines &c form edicirl nd mecha nj ca pose
y,agreea b Iothe '.Ac forthe snppr OF drink
ing house sand pplne shops and is prepared
furnshi ne .riclefor The above purposesathisstore
on Centre Street.
Bath Aug 9,1S52. l0If
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
Augusta Dive House.

LII articles for Dyeing Ceansngleft at ALFRED T.
a RoBysoNs Grocery Store, Front st., Sagadahock
Ferry will be forwarded and returned without delay Silk
Wooen dresses Dyed in first rate style also Swawls,
Hsndkfs and Ribbons. All garments dyed without being
ripped Shawls of all kinds cleansed and Parasols dyed
Carpets cleansed and colors frightened.
Also sale at the store of A. T. r., superior article Of
Soap for removing greese, OIL paint &C., from Gents gar
ments, with directions for use. ALF. I. ROBINSON.
Balh June 10.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
Valuable House Lets for Sale

GO HOUSE LOTS, comprised in that tract of land
OO known The Sewall fe d. lying between High and
Lincoln and norh Of Green Street, offered for
sale.
As of these lots, lying north of contemplated street
60 feet wide which be located through the centre
extending from Lincoln High street, into which
it will open the house of Judge Smith, and contnn
with Oak street. are SIS wide by rods deep and
the remaining 20 lots lying between the above mentioned
street and Green street, So ee wide and rods
deep, all of which laid at right angles with the
streets and therefore give ample room for commodiou'
dwelling and all other necessary buildings togeth
with garden spot sufficiently large.
These the most valuable building lots within
the limits OF the city, and the whole field any mum
ber Of lots down one be purchased reasonable
terms. Title undoubied
Further information respecting them be obtained
on inquiring of DIR PAYNE, Middle street, or of Rev
8. F. Dixie, High street. 27tf
Bath Dec. 20, 1858.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

BEAUTIFUL COMPARISON. In an imaginary
conversation between Petrarch and Boccaccio,
from the pen of Walter Savage Landor, there
is the following passage:
'The damps of autumn sink into the leaves,
and prepare them for the necessity of the fall !;
and thus insensbly are we, as years close
round US, detached from our tenacity to life by
the gentle pressure of recorded sorrows.'
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
WILSON, FAIRBANK & CO.,

Sole Proprietors, Nos 43 As Hanover Street. Boston,
Wholesale agents for Maine, J. DINSMO0R 4 son.
5kowhe
and country. o6m22
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

The barber who dressed the head Of barrel
has been engaged to fix up the locks of the
canal.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

A man cannot help what is done behind
his back, as the loafer said when he was kick
ed out Of doors.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

The term grass widows arises from the fac.
that their husbands are rowing blades
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
NERVOUS PEOPLE

Should take RAILWAYS RENOYATING RES0LvENT.-
II will make the most nervous week. gloomy, and detected
victims ofnervousness, feel healthy vigorous and happy
Price Of r. r. RES0LyENT, Il per bottle.
For the remarkable efficacy Of Radways Regulators, the
most perfect pleasant and ectua medicine in the form Of
pills in use next weeks paper Of r. r. Regulators
is dose, sold by Druggists everywhere ii. III. HAY,
Druggist Portland, general agent for the State Of Maine
Agents, A. G. PAGE, T. w.. LUCAS, N. X. Ellis
WORTH Bath Ridlon & Owen, Topsham; Lcmuel Rich
ards, Bowdoinham; j. II. Haley NJ. D., Z. T. Gatchell
Co., Stanwood Dunning, Brunswick
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

Prejudice squints when it looks, and lies
when il talks.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

A HEARTFELT SENTIMENT 1NoPPoRTuNELY
EXPRESSED. A large and brilliant party was
given in fashionable circles few weeks since,
not hundred miles from our metropolis, and
the festivities were kept up to so late an hour
that the fair hostess became completely wear
led out. Some fifteen minutes after the lady
supposed the last of her guests had left, she
walked into the supper room, where the gas
had been turned down, and gave vent to her
wearied spirit by calculating, Thank God,
they are all stuffed and gomez Not quite
all, squeaked out voice, Il have returned to
find an earring which supposed was dropped
while at the supper table, The hostess's
chagrin can be better imagined than described,
when on turning round she discovered one of
her nearest fashionable neighbors Post.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

II is easy to deceive ourselves without our
perceislng il, as it is difficult to deceive others
without their pereeivina il,
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

OF the pride ofrank and birth, DeBow has
this beautiful and highly poetic image
The merit Of dead men, when claimed for
the living, is like the stars seen on the water,
which would not be there but for their bright
originals in heaven
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

Every sorrow we meet is biflow on this
worlds troublesome sea, which we must cross
20 bear us nearer home.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
The Great Indian Remedy.
DR.. HAR rs
GENUINE E
INDIAN SALVE

- -. -hS SuAe u
Foul Ulcers. White swellings, Old and Fresa
Wounds, Fever Sores, Scald Head Sore Lerr
Sprains, Bruises, Sore Breasts, Rheumatic,
Pains, Infammations, ,Biles Piles, ,Corns, s
Burns, scrofulous and other Tumors,
Painful swellings, Chilblains,
Ulcerations Of every kind.
Its power 10 reduce Inflammation Rnd
Swelling is truly wonderful great number Of PERSONS
who have been afflicted with Fever Sores Bone so:es,
Ulcers Feions, and Piles of long standing have been
cured by it the pastyear.
Mr.. X. Ward of Gorham, Me, who vvus
aiced with bad Ulcer Fever Sore for thirty wears
mas ree'ivcd great relief from the of this excelea
'S'e' IN the summer his ancle and leg would become
SO swollen and inhamed that the skin would crack open
causing great pain and anguish depnving him Of rest
day and night On applying the INDIAN sAI,vF ,l,e
Inflammation subsidized, the pain ceased and healing ,ok
place at
Mr.. Oliver Sawyer of Jone~port, Me-. xr,
cured of two very painful Ulcers which he called home
It considered remarkable cure. His attcr
ing physician said it worth FIVE HUNDRED
DOLLARS box to any one afflicted with foul ulcer or
Fever Sore.
Mr.. NJ. A. HenId of Industry, Me-, WINS
afflicted with very foul Ulcer, which he called Bone
Sore. He received perfect by the Indian salve
He pronounced it to be the best Of all salves.
Mr.. andrew HOdgdon, of Falmouth, used
this salye for very bad scroulous Sore, and says had
charming effect it reduced the Inflammation relieved
him from all pain took down the swelling, and enabled
him to attend to his business as usual
Indian Salve is superior to all Salves for Biles
Mr.. ID. G. PIummer, 3 and IL Market
Square, Portland used this excellent salve for Boils
says in subduing inhanmaons it is superior any Sa1ve
he used Mr. Joseph Maines used for very painful
Boil and says there is remedy equal to it for painns
Prof Crouch of Portland used this celebrated
save for bad sore, and says wonderful remedy.
So says every that it. sa
Indian Salve is highly spoken Of BY all who have
used it.
In does il fail to sbdue Inflammation and pain
and perfect soundness the angry looking
wound.
PRICE a5 CENTS PER BOX.
Sold in Maine by Druggists, and Dealers in Medicine
in nearly every town.
NATHAN WOOD, No. 20 Market Square, Portland
General Agent for the State Of Maine.
AGESrs-Bath, L. Lincoln, T. W. Lucas Brunswick, Z
T. Gatche Co., j. II. Haley, A. L. Stanwood J. L.
T. s. Jack, j. r. Iampson; Phipsburr TaIInan Low
ell, BENZ Clifford, Geo. p. Todd ii. j. Segeburg EDGE
comb, W Clifford Boothbay, c. B. Fisher j. MClintock
VIM Carlisle Damarscota, E. Dana, Jr Bristol, T. Her
bert. Iv1
A. G. PAGE. Agent for Bath.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
Oil and Candles.

TUSTreceivcd from New Bedford, bbls Bet chcd
spring Sperm Oil; 10 5bls bleached spring Whale
OIL; boxes Wax Candles; 10 boxes Adamanline, do.
FOBACCO-Featherstone Woodsaie "a nd Pollard
brands. For sale by d Il L.PATTEN.
May17. as
Eastern times., 1855-03-15

LEGITIMATE sPoRT.--Those who fish fol
compliments deserve 10 get bite
Eastern times., 1855-03-15


WAYS REN0VATING RES0LYENT.
GREAT LUNG MEDICINE FOR ALL LUNG COM
PLANTS
Persons affected with weak liberated Lungs Tuber-
cues, Bronchitis Hacking Dry Cough, Difficult Breathing
or Splitting Blood,
RAILWAYS RENOVATING RES0LYENT will in a
short all distractions from the lungs and throat
and mpar strength and soundnes to the week and dis
eased lungs.
There medicine in present use that has made SO
many rapid cures of Lung Complaints RAILWAYS
RENOvATING RESOLVENr. One day will alter the
diseased condition the lungs and check the avages Of
decay.
The public may rely upon e1ecual cure Of the follow
ing diseases by using the REN0yATING RESOLyENT:
Chronic Rheumatism, Hip Diseases,
Scrrfula, Female Complaints,
Glandular Swelings, Dyspepsia,
Hacking dry Cough, Water Brash,
Cancerous AffectiHhs, GOut,
Syphlitic Complaints, Rickets,
Bleeding of the Lungs, Salt khenm,
Tic Dooroux, Bronchitis,
White Swellings Consumption,
Tumors Ulcers, hver Complaint.
Skin Diseases.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
Gas Burners. Chandeliers. SC.

lust received, large and extensive assortment OF
y Gas Burners, Chandeliers &c, which offer at the
lowest mandatory prices These fixtures from the
best manufactory, and all warranted Please call
and examine 5. W. HEATH d CO.
Bath, June 4. 81
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
Removal.

THE subscriber gives notice to the citizens Of Bath
that he has moved to shop Middle street Cen
tire street, where he win carry Blacksmthng in all its
branches 22f JACOB hNONLTON.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
rEEpIE MEN AND WOMEN.

nupial years have been couches Of dsap
pointnent regret, will find RAILWAYS RENONA-
TING RESOLVENT true renovator and mvigorator OF
the diseased and disabled parts. All unsoundness is re-
moved in few days. and every organ in the system res
tored TO health, strength, and vigor,
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
JAM E-S C. A 7 E r,
Practical and ANALYTICAL Chemist,

LOWELL, MASS.
Price Is Cents per Box Five Boxes for ST.
SOLD BY
H. II. HAY Druggist, Portland, Me-, general agent Of
the State, for my Cherry Pectora and Cathartic Pills.
when all orders should be addressed.
1yecp25 A. G. PAGE, Agent for Bath
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
House and Ship Painting,
Glazing and
P A P E r Il A N GIN G.

DEM. OWEN offers his services to fill orders in ths
ID above business Having had many years experience
fatters his will prove satisfactory to
those who may him with their patronage.
Shop in fuckers building, third story-entranee uexa
door north of the Elliot House Block.
Bath, March II. tf4T
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
To the Public.

THE subscribers having purchased the right to manufac
and apply the above named shoe for the city Of
Bath are now prepared accommodate such wish to
profit by the best improvement made for the benefit Of
that noble and useful ANIMAL the horse. No pains should
spared make the labor Of that valuable animal
as possible and guard against amenes tenderness
&C.. with which horses have always been less
troubled this end horseshoers have been experiment
ting the last so years. and until recently with but little
success.
With this Improvement however, all to be realized
that is necessary The shoe will prevent lameness
tenderness make horse travel greater distance with less
fatigue and being made of steel will very much longer
than the common iron shoe.
Some of our bestctzens have already proved to be all
that Is claimed for it. J. BLAISDELL CO.,
2tf Centre ST., the Hay Scale
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
DR.. OrdiCay's Cough Destroyer, and
DR.. Ordway's Pain DESTROYER,

Are for sale by all Agents for Discovery
" Try them They commend themselves. II
See large Circulars to be had of Agents.
Sold by c. W. ATWELL under the U. S. Hotel Portland.
For sTie by A. G. Page, and j. Mathc ws, Bath,
and by Druggists and dealers in medicine generally
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
Wholesale Soap Establishment

Wholesale Soap Establishment
AMERICAN
Cream Soap Company,
Incorporated by Act Of The Legislature of the
State of Neis York, and secured By
Letters Patent under the
LAWS of THE U. STATES, A. ID. 1851.
CHAS. w. DENNISON & Co
PRoPRIEToRs FOR THE STATE OF MAINE.
IG W. p 4 co. are now prepared to manufacture and
" oner to the trade and consumers the Soaps Of the
Factory,
Nos, 81 s 50 Union st., Portland, Me,
CONSISTING OF
American Cream Soap in Bars, Laundry and
Manufacturers in Barrels and Cans.
Toilet, Shaving, Shaving Cream,
Transparent, Cream Soap
Preparation, &C., &c.
These Soaps are presented The public, after having
been thoroughly tested by ourselves and friends the
best LABOR SAVING ARTICLES ever discovered and we
offer them to the public every way worthy oil their
confidence.
They do the work OF the Laundry in simply warm wa
ter, either Sort, HARD. or SALT dispensing with Boil
ing Pounding and the Washboard-consequently q
large OF Fuel and wear and tear of clothing il
saved ana not one fourth the amount OF Labor ~ re-
quire TO do the washing ofa family. The tendency o
these Soaps to soften the clothes and loosen the hold
Of the dirt without injury Washing done by simply
rubbing the Soap the parts Of clothes soed and
placing them in suds sufficient to cover them
there let them remain few hours or all night Ifconven-
lent, then, with slight hand rubbing and good rinsing
they will be perfectly cean and without ininry 10 the
most delicate fabric. Mernoes, Silks Shawls c., may
be washed with perfect safety. Cotton Goods Prints Of
any color that will fade in alone when washed
with these Soaps, according the directions will NOT
change, but remain firm and the colors rendered
br liant. For washing Wooens, Prints. Gliding Mirrors
Maps, Paintings, Lamps Silver Ware, &c. &c these
Soaps superior any in the market. The cost o
these Soaps than ofhOse ordinarily used and
besides this the and Of clothing
quent upon the old method ohard rubbing upon board
machine, pounding barrel, &C., &c. and the necessity o
boiling, is wholly avoided.
We ask for this Soap fair trial. choosing to trust to
lis merits rather than the publicat on OF
long tOf certificates from those who used
wherever it has been manufactured, which we have in
our power to do were il necessary.
For sale Wholesale only, 81 & SO Union Street
Portland and retail by Grocers generally in city and
country Agents supplied liberal All orders
addressed to G. w. ID. & Co., postpaid, Nos 81 4 33
Union Street. Portland Me- will receive prompt
ton
w. III. SMITH. Store in Moses new Block
Front Street, Agent for Bath aud vicinity.
ALSO A GOOD STOCK OF
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
Hardware, Carpenters Tools,
Cutlery, &c.

HE subscriber continues to k ep hand at store
L recently occupied by Kendall, Richardson & Co.,
good assortment of
Hardware, House and Ship Carpenters Tools,
Glass, Cutlery, &c, SC.
Anrl % Is54- 45tf
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
Young America-Wi6ie Awake.

lust call in the of L. S. FISHER where you
u get just the Hat you want at bargain. He has JUS
received 4 stock.
Sept. &c, 1854. Is
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
FRIGHTFVL SKIN DISEAS

FRIGHTFCL SKIN DISEASES,
Have been cured in a few days by RADWAY'S REN0vA
TING RESOLVENT. 1t Is pleasant 10 take and the pa
tient feels no dsageeab sensation Of sickness at stomach
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
CHRONIC DISEASES

That have been lingering in the system, corrupting tn
boo soenng the bones prostratng the muscles for
twenty forty years have been radically cured by RAJ
WAYS REN0VATING RES0LYENT.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
ME"
PROVISION & GROCERY STORE.
Ladies' Cloths.

A Ii Wool, silk and Wool and Cotton and Wool. q
n shades, received by J. T. GILMAN
Oct. II.
Eastern times., 1855-03-15
CambOOSeS

OF all sizes and of the best kind by