Star of the Kanawha Valley. [volume] (Buffalo, Va. [W. Va.]) 1855-1856, 1855-07-25
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but the current was strong. and the broth
er's strength being very nearly exhaus-
ted, he was about V re linquish his hold.
when dePloringly The drowning one rais-
ed his head above the water and said'
Hang on ., !, Sam, hing on' + Y treat
Ills words were stimulali no. and tha
other 1t length saved him,
4 lawyer, the other day went into I
barber. shop u New York tsc procure =
wig. In taking the dimensions o. his !
head; the boy exclaimed:
Wny, now iong your n .a u u, ~
Yes, replied orr worthy i!ieno, We
The bow proceeded with his vocation.
but at length exclaimed: Hs
+ ..Lord. Sir, your head ~ as thick as Il
is long r.,
.
Professional pomposity ~ well taken %
in the following anecdote, which we found
IN a'late English paper: H..
Shields, doctor, looking learned and
speaking slow .fWell, mariner. what
tooth Do you want essracted' Is ita mo.
lar or an ilcisor7'
Jack, short and sharp is in the
upper tier, on the larboard side. Bear p
hand you swab, fol il il nipping my jaw
like . lpbster."
. II. III. j. ill.,. .ah,,,aa
sea Islander for the SIN Of polygamy -
q; Atter I Gay or two fne cannioai returned,
bis iaee radiant az with joy'
Me all right now one wite. Me very
sood christian,
IVY hat did you do with the other!
ask .ee, the MISSIONARY f
me eat her up
WI, Axs,,,,rn -1rnc1o Rn, Tohv
was = droyer from Worcester county.
Rs;na n r.a,. ~ j. III waa,hors h;s :or,.
nlax;en s pfr i sa,ae. IN. i, liz hest n
VA none Of ,he white whites,. Stopping III 4
nnhl;aEi IN. p.;s,.. !. 49,.
IN this world : goods, but 81 notorlously
oaa character thought g uncle blli came
~, ne would make HIM the PVT 81 g Joke.
AS me black nee of the weather.Reaten
man appeared iif~the doorway, he exciaiin.
cd; I, n.
Mercy on W, how darkSit grows.
81 Uncle Bill surveying HIM from head 70
.toot, copoily replied;
les, SIR; your.charactefa nd my com
/. ], II FL. Ii,
Starved lin klGHT.--A brow beating
lawyer nos oyer young q handsome t'.is' mace
several attempts 70 confuse q young la-
dy whom he vas examining. She how
ever remained calm, AZ last, determiil-
Ged 70 Perplex her, ne lawyer said:
miss, upon my word, you are very
pretty
Ehe young lady promptly IePi.ed, y
would return the compliment slr, II Were
no' upon oatn
q laugh. The lawyers under.choppef
dropt ! ieet-"fouffmay g down." sid
me-
4 countrynan took III se.t Il ] botel
table opposite gentleman who was indul-
ging ~ = bottle 81 VINE. SupPosing me
WINE 2 De common properly our unso'; !.
pnlstieated Trend helped himself % "
WIN ne olher gentleman glass.
), "lhpats cooi exclaimed the owner q q
tne ~, VINE, indignantly i,
~, e., repnea he %. o.hePr,i sn my \
thin lf mere was tee. n Y ~" :. /
.p, L. ! II. y,
soaS on "vn - ahn b 49, u a:,.
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.Wy draa Il ~ on,,rsaH ~ WY III
an 3d. 49, u .ou.se' ,.A,,
now dat' Sampo 4,
hase, arter shot nun, % resi- al rund
away, lans YAM
/, NOW oampo, as you3oeso DerrycleD.
Der, can ,1 you tell ne p, wh ~, side oO dAt
coon mao de most PIT On.
i. No' fomp, canls 'eii ga, nor you
nu .l Il,
Du, ! can' uouyn, My,uon Wv ~
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Tall Il nr;yat a :, n, a. :. vo, H. nj,
never III vonr rar,s ina I'll. nonors ,rt;i
WI, ~ 70 e.. ~, III , : rnm;nat;on f'
Don, IL too read 8 q biama ! nev III.
y may some cay % your enly nope,
non .reas Sc oPPonens Win n. g o' u ~
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