Republican vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1857, 1855-12-15
uiISCELLa MEOUS.
From The Albany Police Tribune.
Love and Jew cry.

Mr.. J. Y. S. Granger resides in Burling-
ton Vermont. Mr.. g. Is a gentleman OF
prepossessing appearance. sports a JET
black imperial aud travels slightly on bis
shape. Mr.. Granger has a very excellent
opinion OF himself, aud runs ava, with the
idea that no lady can look at him without
experiencing slight pa!pilation under her
chemisette. In Ja'y las, Mr.. Granger visa
tied Roekaway, putup.at a Pavilion, and
INDUCED IN sea bathing and clans for
abou, len days. On his way home, he
stopped ia this city to spent. week. He
put up at the dclasan House. Oae after
noon, while promena6ing up North Pearl
street, he saw very facinating young lady
sitting ata parlor window Of a very fine
three story brick dwelling not mile from
steuben street. The Young lady smiled
Granger lifted his hat, and dropped his head
about an inch, inch and halt, or two inch
es. Having done this, he passed on, and in
due course oftime found himselfathis hotel.
If ever Mr.. Granger fe.t we'll toward all
the world, and the rest of mankind, II was
that afternoon. He was so buoyant that il
any body had cut his suspenders we have
no doubt tina; he would have gone up hike
balloon.
The next day MI. Granger repeated his
stroll. He again passed the Pearl street
mansion, aud again found that faeinating
young lady sitting at the parlor window
| The thlrd time lie grew Gore Courageous.
He not only li.ted his hat aud smiled, bat
he assembled the stoop and twiched the
bell-pull. The young lady flew 10 the
door, opened the same. dropped courtesy
on .he mating aud invited Mr.. Granger 10
20 walk nlo the paflor. Mr.. Granger did
so, and for a few INMATES felt slightly en-
| barassed. He overcome this. however, ia
little while, and entered upon chat that
satisfied him that he had made Il ten strike
effected the conquest of an heiress. Ga
| leaving, Mr.. Granger ana The young lady
exchanged cards--a ceremony that enabled
Me Granger that "the best looking gill
in Albany" vas Miss Douglas OF North
Pearl street.
They pared in the hall with q sqaeeze
Of the hand thai made MIR Granger look
| like boiled lobster for an hour aiterward.
| Mr.. G. is a gentle man ofsanguine temper
ament, hence the ease with which his face
takes to yermillion. Mr.. Granger left for
home the next morning, and took along a
bosom so filled with sunshine that there
should notice hard WHITES Ia Vermont for
the next five years. On arrivine.a burling-
ton, Mir. Granger opened correspondence
| with Miss Douglass tina. continued TIL
| TUESDAY last, when Mr.. Granger came
10 Albany to see Miss d. in person. lie
wen. ,e the Pearl street mansion pulled
;hc bell and was answered by al Biddy
q late importation. With Biady the fol-
lowiag conversation took place:
SIS Miss Douglass III 70
"Who Z"
"Miss Douglass" .
"And who the divil is Miss Douglass -
"A young lady that saw here in July
last your mistress. suppose.
"You do? We'll, then, let me- tell you
you're mistaken. The young lady you
met here in July last was forward mink
that Misses lett to take care OF the house
while the family went to Niagra. She was
az modest girl as ever was till black-
guard in Vermont made fule Of her,"
"You said black guard in Vermont, !
think"
81 did and | repeat it. If he had not
been blacks guard be would not have sent
her gold watch, and an indecent letther
with. little boys flying all around the edges
sith more bow-arrows than breeches-bad
| luck to him."
well, never mind abou. all that. Can
you tell me where | can find the person
referred to 2 ;,
mo, can't. and il | could | wouldn't
for have an idea that you are no betthei
than the other black guard
Biddy having sad this, slammed too the