Star of the Kanawha Valley. [volume] (Buffalo, Va. [W. Va.]) 1855-1856, 1855-07-04
NO. 27.
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Isl The following story is fact. Two BOYS
al Of tender years who went by The name ia
1g Tom and Jack became members Of 4 school
o-tin a certain New England town. On.
bell making their appearance, the teacher call.
e- ed them up before the assembled school
/ and proceededt TO name certain inierrota.
leH tories concerning their names, ages, &S.
ltI well my fine lad."' said the teacher Is
ol the first one, 'twhat IS your name?"
HI "Tom, heanswered.
-8 Tom, said the teaeher, Chat does
al got sound well You should have said
.rf Thomas =
NJ Now my SON." turning to the ether
a boy. whose ezpectant face suddenly lirht.
\ 20 up with satisfaction Of newly sdisc0y- ]
Al cred idea, "lpw then, will You tell ne
vi. what your name Is Z"
Il "Jack,ass!' replied the lad IN 4 tone 81
VI confident decision. H
VI ThoIteaeheF was taken With . sudden IL
NJ oscouisshing. aad iherely notioned the bots
lktU their seats,
Too Coop The Northampton Gazette
!, itellstIe following: HI
4 Al fiend of ours glories III ray Of sun.
4 shi4e7-a little girl-a bright, lovely little
4 pFa'lfr, scarcely three years Old She has
H rfeenrily lost 3 Younger sister By death,
ana ne remark, 50 common on such occas
Fl SONS, that 'ssAe was too good for earth and
zoo took AeI was made iii her hearing.
H A tew days Since, her mother having So
easion to r,Proye her ior some miisdemenn:
81 t9ld her she must Be good; she replied
n pm to9 good, mamma, God will TAXA
tne ;-s4'vay as A hlle did little Katy"
II y lFANEhEK stopping At an inn down
east, was asked how the business men IN
| New York were getting along. "Oh an.
swered the traveller, = many Of them have
got upon their legs again "FIow so-has
trade become more brisk?'' "No, ! mean.
that many ofthose formerly rode in coaches.
ere how Obliged to learn to walk. =
All Irishnlau WHO had just arrived fiom
the Emerald Isle, hearing gun fred q
the closing ofthe day, asked what ii meant:
Being told that it was the Isundawn giin ho
exclalmed-f'Does the sun make such
:. deyll Of noise going down in this coun.
- Al EN II
!" You had better AK tor manners tbsa
lHon..y" said a finely dressed gentleman
% .beggar boy who had asked I'll alms:
\ asked Tor what I thought you Ihsd
most IT, Wis the boy reply.
A ate number Of the Brookyiiis Hhac1;.
can announced the destruction of the 5edi.
1or's hat, whereupon Tie Connersyilla
Tunes impudently wonders il there were
'nyilives lost!
,lThe freIis going out Miss Filkigs'
know y, Mr., Greenland il you would
Jet wisely, YOU would follow its EXAMPLE. !,
! u quite unnecessary ID add, that Green
eyer f axed Y setup with'shas girlsgain'
The following sell came ofr i few d.ys
lnqfe pot many mikes from DAYTON: Two
,nt. men ,aishing sharp boy appears.
'oys wei sir, git any bites 2 Gents:
uniforcernfd IDIOTS q 'em.'' Boy. \.
,ss+--uunder your hat!
Qae Of our celebrated daadies VA, Il
omppany With. young laay, and observed
y KISS hertavorite poodle. He adysnc.
ana begged The like favor, reinarkinr
at she ought 10 have as much charity az
n as she had shown to the dog. "Sir.,'
u tho belle, II never kissed DIV doe
hp e. he was puppy" The fellow ecok
: Il hin 1 and nd slapqd, Exchange.
A FEELrSe REpLY-M ilton was sskdd s.
friend whether lie would instruct IL
' !; I, h the different languages, q
f'No Sir; oapeI tongue II sufficient for /. IL.
,man". s5a IFS H
I'm Irish girl the other day, complained
pen Pc mistress that the COW would,nt IN Il
mess. She ..scalded the max. an1
saltcd it--but divil The Bit would tbe IL
q COW touch On exant ination twas
nd that Biddy's ",nale'' was notb;nr
tIsawdust. The COW was evidently me-
q tosuch zine boardp'
A Young wife demonstrated witb IL.
ndthrifl husband upoi, hiss condi,c, u.
\ I Up . New Testament, and pointing
~. p text There my love. !" saia hs
an ne the prodigal son, ! win reform.
a'nld'oys Guess truly there's tonS2. Nj.
lg|in the text will suit No r,c too: i fh;nI FF{
i you reform, ii win BE- as we'll ~ -
rise and 60 p my father" and offshs III
ted accordingly. a.
man much addicted u snoring ranl;.d
y I, ped fellow in the morning INK "he
NE 4 TOP - know You have,
= Isd the other tartly, "like ! hulaminr
Err GssrLE. The horse sisiwarran.ad
tand without tying A, which I mar
ght the other day, d offered III ~
the purchaser. with the additionsI
antee .hat che win not move without
Z Spiritual Telegraph iells ii is Il.
Of spirits providing ''circle'fa VIA
sin Warren, Q. We always snppol.
y cigars and spirits bslonR' sorf}b le
ave Kept company there many veersi
rappers must try and furnish 65He:
new. a
Printer out vest whose oiics Il half 1