New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-08-09
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10 a companion 70 20 begging with. She had collected
A crowd around her in Orchard-st, and indscrlni-
nstely etching IN 20 The bysianders. She was
sort OF feminine lshrss her hand was agains, every
"man. Rum had caused Der thus 10 decsFe hostlities
sgains, he world and size sent away from rum for
ten dsvs She promised 10 better, and begged for
her baby tui as that transferable member OF society
had gone b gsrg on re own account, she coain ger
II. Before she leaves for the Island, however, her
suuphsni juvenile viii be restored 70 her maternal en-
Lawrence McKennc-Drank all kinds OF strong
waters without ally regard 70 The ultimate enect.
The meeting sf Tie waters deranged bis internal
ecoLomy ard mudGlcd h. brain. When arrested he
wac spOlOg zing picket fence for stepping on It's
toes. The officer deemed tots unnecessary poliieness
proof positive Of his inebrGton ard took him 20 the
station house. Fined sl0.
Edward McCrsy, a loud. voiced boy OF about ten
wears, was accused Of stealing Lsis and trading them
for candy. Edwards love for ducet cccacics could
not be demonstrated with The precision required by tue
law and he was discharged with a caution 20 eat no
more candies II stealing single nails was necessary
preliminary.
Peter Hassett. another hopeful aud promising juve-
nile not more than dozen years mundane resident,
and h0 during Tie latter part OF his earthly soiourd
las been appreniced 20 a aker. was brought mp for
stabbiug a Dutchman, a ieoW-workman, with jack
knife The weapon was exhibited stained with the
blood If the un0fending concoctOr Of crackers. Tie
saneuiuary Peter was committed for examination.
Michael O. SHAY Of No. PSI hottest. was found "
ine in the street sprawled out ike spread eagle. 81
drunk was he that he called the ofic my dear
and ssd good night darling when he ock,d him in
the cell, evidently aboring under some inexpleable
feminine impression with regard 70 that be official.
Tie prsorer was well dressed, seemingly well educa-
ted. and appeared heartily ashamed of himself. Ten
DAYS in the lombs will conduce TO bring about that
lei ontarce which works reformation.
Jane Carney, an Irish lady, with twins, was lntoxi
Gated at Ter residence, and amused herself by break
no her furniture aud throwing the pieces through the
neighbour windows. She had also but bonfire OF
her bed clothes and was trying to roast eggs IN the
ashes. She was sentenced for ten days, and like a
Hibenian version of the well-known Mrs. Micawber,
made her exit with twin disposed each arm in an
easv position TO get an unaOulterated breakfast.
Polly Ann Franklin, colored lady with q molaSSes
colored baby with pink eyes and voice ike an un
creased wheelbauow. Polly Arn hal got happy on
black strap a compound of rum and moasses, aud
had stuck her head full of feathers and performed an
exiemporaueous Nubian war Dance, IN the basement
of her abode, and then gone fast asleep on the curb
siol e OF the walk Polly Ann far gone that
she was convey led 10 the Natch-house on Corpora
ton carriage. g. a cart with an Irish drver-she
arrived there without waking up, aud was dumped
into a corner, where she finished her sllmoer She
was provided with a residence for ten days. The sac
charne cherub il 20 accompany her.
Here the Court took new eha1 OF tobacco, and
the Irish lady heard spanking the twins m the ad
Joining room Officer 0Ol then introduced 10 the notice
of the nyigorated Judge a gentleman whom he had ar
rested for being disordery aud making stump rather
lamp post OratOn to an attentive audience OF butcher
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the ward stick characterize was long an Iowa rail-
road and as symmetrical as fence rail- his face was
as oxpessionless the head OF Shakespeare winch IL
seen on the drCp-curain of the broadway lneater,
suuounded by triple row of attenuated sausazes.
His square and angular shoulders made him re-
semble bigh-shoudered pump, while his arms moved
With az much and grace the handle TO the same.
Long black hair, arted In the middle, was soaped
down until the oleagnous ends reposed upon the
unCtnous collar of his seedy coat. His shirtcOar,
euliess of starch, was unbutoned at the neck and
laid far back his vest doubtless TO display meek
which had il been cut off, was long enough TO tie.
His name he announced as julius jenkins, and his
story il one of blghted hopes, disappointed expeeta
tons unrequited love, ard unapprecated genus we
retain his eloquent words a. nearly as possible, hfss
nemsing that the disordey conduct for which he was
arrested, consisted in his trying to whip one-eyed
butcher who had married his cousin.
"Your HONOR loved my cousin Beisey-l had
always loved my cousin Betsey from the time when AZ
children tore ia loving partnership our mutual pan
taettes aud pettcoais or these legs once wore pan
talettes and their symmetry hidden from admlra
ton by peticoais looking for backberies in cedar
swumI-from the time sucked eggs together Ia the
barn ward, and "teeered in happy sport upon the
ssme board-from the time we built playhouses in
the garden and made puppy-ove behind the currant
bushes-rOm those happy days OF rural felicity until
the present time, my cousin esey mas Deen me deaI
of n soul We used TO eat bread and milk out of the
sane bowl dig angleworms with the same shovel, go
fishing in the creek steal apples from the same
orchard and crawl through the same hole IN the fence
the memory of cousin Betsey has been my guardian
angel have been exposed 10 dire temptations
was reduced 10 such extremity that | was about TO
earn my dinner by saving wood, but my cousin Bet
sey seemed 10 rice before me and say, julius, don't
degrade Yourself" and didn't | cast the saw to
the earth and begged my dinner from a coored wash
erwOman. | euce accepted situation as clerk in a
retail grocery. staid week but on every barrel OF
sugar on every bar of soap in every keg OF lard IN
eech Individual potato IN every bushe all the celsr,
saw the reproachful face of my cousin Betseyltrose
before me from the oily depths Of the butter hrkln,
and from the cratery interior OF The milk-can-7the
very peanuts rise I'D in judgment against me, and had
on ach separate end speaking Likeness OF my cousin
Betsy which said, Julius don't degrade yourself;
couldn't stand it, n the darkness OF night packed
% my wardrobe, comprising one shut OF my own AMI
two borrowed from igborng clothes line helped
myself 10 the small change, and vanished | became
painter / executed portrait OF my cousin Betsey;
| ak ed critical friend TO see my master piece he
gazed a moment, and then asked me which was the |
tail end-ihe dotl he thought | meant 1t for pig
wrote Ioery 10 my cousin Betsey, but the printer
returned it because spelled Cupid with H. and put
the capitals al the wrong end OF my wordsthe unn-
formed ass; be did not understand the excentnches
of genius became actor, and attempted Otheuo;
at the rise Of the curtain was salued with shower
of onions from apprecatlye friends, and at its fall
was presented by the manager with brush, to whlch
he ad0ed bis gratuious advice that should Keep me
paint on my face and 90 into the bootbackng busi-
ness; | turned composer, but could never get my
'Boo'iack Waltz published, or my oratorio OF " The
"Ancent Applewoman" before the public at last my
cousin Betsy came TO live III the City, and thought
once more 10 possess her love- but found rival-a
one eyed butcher; / wrote letters 20 her know that
they should have been tied with blue nobon, but
necessity dictated cotton twine; sent her
preseuts-not 70 valuable as l could have wSnedi
NV intention was good but my were limited;
| would have wished 10 offer gold and jewels, but
could never afford more than a srlug OF
smelts or half pint of huckebenies l resolved 10
serenade my cousin Beiseyi procured vol, strung
with the dsntest flameus ever made from the bowels