The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1855-10-10
Dreaming on wedding Cake.

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he result Of his experience. .-..- q
We put it under the head Of our piUoN II
shut our eyes sweetly as au infant, blessed 81
with au easy conscience, soon snored pro-
igiously. The god of dreams gently touch a
ed us, and 10! III fancy we were married. c
Never was little editor SO happy. 1t Was
my love- dearest' sweetest ringing in y
our ears every moment OIL that the
dream had broken of here. But no, some
evil genius put into the head of our ducky
to have pudding for dinner just to please
her lord. .-.... L
In hungry dream we sat down to din
ner Well, the pudding msment arrived
and huge slice almost obscured from sight
the place before US.
my DEAR, said we fondly, did you make
this?'
Yes, love, amt it niceP
'GloriAus--the best bread pudding. ever
tasted in my ltfe.'
plum pudding duoky.' suggested my
wife.
%, no, dearest. bread pudding, always
was fond Of 'em.'
Call that bread pudding!' exclaimed my
wife, while her lips curIed slightly with
contempt.
Certainly, my Gear--reckon I've had
enough at the Sherwood house TO know
bread pudding my love, BY all MEANS
Husband, this is really too bad
plum pudding is twice as hard to make
as bread pudding and more expensive.
and is great deal better. say this is
; plum pudding SIR and my pretty wife''
; brow flashed with excitement.
N MY love, my sweet, my dear love-" ex-
u claimed we soothingly, do not get angry
d Tm sure it's very good, if it is bread pud
, ding f
You mean low wretch" fiercely replied
$ my wife in higher tone. you know it's
plum pudding
$ Then, ma am it's so meanly put togeth
IS er, and so badly burned, that the devil him
y self wouldn't know it. tell you madam
y most distinctly and emphatically, that 1 wi
not be contradicted, that is bread pudding
and the meanest kind at that
y 1T is plum pudding shrieked my wife 81
= she hustled glass Of claret iu my face, u
glass itself tapping the claret from my nose
IL Bread pudJingP gasped we, to the la
oa and grasping a roasted chicken by the lie
- leg.
"o Plum puddipgI' rose above the din.
rs; l had distinct perception OF feeling tv
a plates smash across my head.
no Bread puddingv we groaned in ra
he as the chicken left our hand and flying wi
IN swift wing across the table. landed in ma
am bosom.
'ng Plum puddingl resouuded tho ware
% from the enemy as the gravy dish took
100 where we had been depositing the first P
the of our dinner and plate Of beets land
upon our white gest
or Bread pudding foreverP shouted we
defiance, dodging the soup .tareen and ia
- ing beneath its contents.
't "Pum pudding!" yelled the annia'
spouse, as noticing our misfortune, she
lone termined to keep US down BY piling up
II our head the dishes with no gentle hand
nds Then in rapid succession followed the '
'on' cries. "Plum puddinsr she shrieked '
iOy every dish.
90 "Blead pudding!" in smothered to
du- came up from the pile in reply, Tht
n was''pua pudding" in rapid succession
nd. last cry growing feebler, till just as !
w. distinctly recollect. it had grown TO
been per. "Plum puddingg' resounding
thunder, followed by tremendous cr'
hun. as my wife leaps upon the pile with her
, or icatc feet, and commenced jumping up
down-when, thank Heaven, We awoke
thus saved our life. We sbsll never dr
It. Oh wedding cake again--that.s the MT
ders, -------------------- l
the Too RIPE.-As many OF our reat
with doubtless are aware Of the custom Of |
the ters at tho south in purchasing clothing
myth their slaves by the Wholesale and are s.
ether times swinlled by few bad ones b
3 the thrown in among the gooo'
be- An acquaintance Of ours tells as thei
result one OCCASION ne nad lA'u 10 o0N y
ads of and distributed tne IN ~ o' .n0ah' ." '
! to 8 the negroes; A few days afterwards