Southern sentinel. [volume] (Plaquemine, Parish of Iberville [La.]) 1848-1858, 1855-05-12
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Utility should be the chief aim of all inventions
A friend Of ours is about to bring out saw.hors
that will load itsef, keep out of the way of tn,
women folks, and help Patrick get in the coal
The rest of the week it is to be employed in trot
ting out the baby-carriage. A patent will be at
tached to. it. The saw.horse with utilitaria,
wrinkles is full-sized institution.
A visitor going lately into fee-school ia New
England during the half yearly examination, no
ticed two fine looking boys one Of whom had tax
en- the first prize and the other the second.
. ''Those are two find looking fellows" said he
TO the teacher, II suppose they belong to the
higher class of society.n se z 5oel 5.,H si
THAT'S not the way we class our boys,n the
teacher said; 1--WE follow the old maxim of hand.
some is that handsome does. The boy who took
the. first prize is the son Of man who saws my
wood, the boy who took the second prize il the
son Of the vice President Of the United States"
81. At a social party few nights since. no matter
where, a lady askeda lawyer. aWhy coal was
like celebrated law booker Ne ..-s.s..
"Ihave no doubt ofits being Blackstone" repli.
ed the lawyer.
"But,' said the lady, I'VE burn Coke also'
True said the lawyer, but at most Of the coal
yards you get very LittIe-tonp t i'74je9
Mintjuleps were invented, ii Is said, BY 1 vir.
ginia editor, who having kissed pretty girl who
had eaten some mint, was 20 intoxicated with
pleasure that be- devoted se~ersl months in 1t.
tempting to produce "a article which would recall
the original - vividlyss possible. fsis5a s.
The pleasure Of sturn-out depends upon whsth-
or you have horse before you or fool behind.
Gentlemen who have doubts should try sxpsri-
ments. 81 Gl gst ssas 7a gaag# ~ a. ae4l
Rogues in rass are kept in couptsnsnes BY
roguss in sufles. ss8 sR ,ebas1,a l.s lss.l
The preacher thai warns up bis hearers with
words that burn, ha1 bssn consulted with BY the
ieacons upon the propsissy Of having no Ere in
he church for the balance Of the SEASON. 9easas
How is it that girls can tell 4 married man from
! single onsa The fact is indisputahls. ~ a#er
SONS malicious peuon asssrts that the letters
v. D.. whiehars pIaesd after Pbyaicians' names,
'ignify eMoney Down. 8d & aNta deslt
4 At the psintsrs festival in Lowell the follow.
ng definitions wlie given: True progrsAs; sab
cripion in advance. Old fosyiam-owing .
,rinter's bill .sssaa3 Ras
The lady whotied to readily the light Of fethsr
lays subssqusstly took eamphsus lamp sg
The strongest kind ofa hint-A young lady
skiing agentlsman 10 zee il oas II hsr zing
Eould goon hislittls finger. ssas III Isisissa
s':Tisvs you any fsh inyour bags' asked ! rs.
on of . fahsman, who IVES ntarning homs. ~
YES sOodeelp wasihs slipSery reply. a41
The people Of Palmer have lvoaed tssahslish
heir liqsor agency, bscsuss, says tia JeumaL
some Of their liquor would not barn, sons would
leezs, and it was hinted strongly that soma would
st holes through horse blanket and taxa The
air from the animal"
Mn, pariington wants to know IL it l. not in
uman, md eontnry r. IL Maine iqaor law,for
ae allissfo iasist On ~ ~arstakiag feur points
Osly think! The poor man - 70 taks two quarts
oucei Idop't woudsr that be has resisted ard |
70 long about itn
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sfoss hs esllspssd INTO ths coin. Now n
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