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sCsoEernor. this. niekuame:) do you think
.yon could make devil 9
ssIakc ileyil7 responded the Governor,
twhy, yes-0, yes (his broad. moving
Ittl5 more rapidly,l here, put up your foot F
|yoa want the least alteration OF any man
/ ever siw
us-sA clergyman in one ofour neighbcr
s;Tg towns. wished to move ,one Of his build
ines asghorts distance, and took the herenaf
ter mantiened eheapah convenient method
IF accomplishing hispurposo.
TheSabbath before Thanksgiving be read
oyusaal tho Governors annual proclama-
ton for Thanksgiving and praise,
After giving notice Of meeting to be held
IA tho forenoon. and adding bis own person
Ill. reqnest1to that of the Executive fer his
coasreaati@1 TO refrain from all labor on the
day designated, he closed in this wise
III INV 81 the brethren are at leisure IN
the afternoon, j should be pleased to see
them at my house as intend to take that
opportunity, should friends enough assem-
.ble, tosmove my barn i-P ofts Chron.
rAnipdividual was brought before the |
notice cours ID Cincinnati recently, charged
win assault and battery He frankly adj
mitted that he had struck bis antagonist,
Int said in extenuatinn that the man had
! called him n liar and continued ne, may
ii please thb Court, YVES born in Livlngs-
ton. iii the State Of New York there, when
q man sayayou araa liar, you call him aliar
hae., and there's az end OF II put your
!. >1ano, have lived for fifteen years on the
4 wabash and thnres when man calls you
lar Won knock him down al once. only
Z ,se,,ssl HI Wabash instractioas' Fined Sii
i; and costs =
IA CrnE PAIN iNsTHE 3REAsT--
cpTs 4 well made wooilen dress, with an O.
oa.llv mell constructed woman inside of It,
asa pross closely to the part affected Re
ne5txhs application till the pain ceases
y This reoipe, whep the direction are care:g
fally observed, hasrarely been known TO far
IN Erecting eare@
This medicine Is found in almost every
household, and may possibly cost tribe
when General Lafayette wasin the
4 Emitted States tive young men were lntro-
Nj dueea 10 him. lie said to one
are you married
YES, sir was the reply
Mappy maa,' qu0th the general
He then put the same question to the
other, who replied
mo, sir
l.aoky dog, said the general.
This i tho BEST essay on matrimony eE-
talit !.
re. laura WIS diseonselate. Henry had
lopE Airtsd, bat never put the question:
Heary went his way
Laura's amt, for consolation brorght her
love of spanielpups
y MY .daar,l SAYS the aunt, the puppy can
do everything but speak
.Yghv viii Won agonize me Z says Laura !
chats The only fault found with the-oth'
III 4I
~ party had climbed considerable
way UP the usual track on she ether side O
xSkidaaw. when gentleman, stranger 4
tAe company, Who Ind given frequent broa.
Mas AZ Afs being hnan Of superior knoWi
oage, said 40 tie guide
pray, what is the highest part of y
1sountaina'
~sTs~.lop, sir replied the guide.
ut u. II three Enggish salts were cru
hing along Meter streettoward the coal We:
sci IN which they came over, little set uI
neEhaPs when ~ "a e IT v,'s . sf seSs..s -
al s.vsse Asta sis fthe wellkpown hrm :
EngliSh s. Wesch,-
siEeys said the salt-'0. that's all right
Tslppose the next sign you see will be Iris
~ Scoteh.a--Nre Hacea Pal
N$rOno sot the san fFaneisc9 oisneP
while delivering discourse, les faN vsr
excellent pun, ef Which 20 was a. the tin
perfectly unconscious, and which he did p!
discover until il vas pointed cut 20 him I
~ Sermon Which wassa written on 3
: wss sDeakinv AZ Peters denial Of the Sayfp
AMI az his subsequently, going QUITO wee
iAnd whys, saia he. .why did Peter weep
Dacaase IL haa committed crying six 7
gor al iuprolnptu aad uawileingl utters
nuns ibis Is one Of the best on record
-Aa illiterate psrsoas who always "
unseersa 70 go around With the hat but Y,
suspected Of sparing bis pocket overhearll
once HAT Is that eject, reFssed--
s0thee gentlemen puts down what thl
think uvoper aud s0sdo / Charltys pl