The Empire County argus., 1855-07-07
For the Empire County Argus.
SPECTATOR TO GOVERNOR EIGIEE.
CoLoMA. July 5th. 1855.

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CoLoMA. July 5th. 1855.
DEER GUNNER: it warnt mi intcnshun tn rite
yu so sune agn. but John sez i shal lct yu no u,
owr seylrashun. an rs ime alus bownd tu du wal
John sez, lie jst tel yu abowt it in us fu wurls a,
posserbu We'll yu Sc on that mcmrabul da wci
Gorgtoun John, the PM an owr other ftllers W,
sent doun, put yu thru jist tina promust an We
purdcted. John (our John) he Gums tn me an sc2
he, Spec, i've got suthin frum gnvner yude Ike tu
Sc Wei, s,z i. John owt with hur. cf yu "a so its
awl rite So John he pulls owt papur. with glph
les on it an printed at the he'd GRAFT" an it rcd
as follers tu-wit
Tu Cooma.-- From Sacramcntcr. Spec an
John Awl rite. Yure ftllers put me thru On the
sccund lalut. Crate rejoisin. Erinck mi hcl,h
Guvner.
iist turnd it ovur arownd an vnde it. ruric.
lur with wun l. an scz John du yu think VII SO
emmy thing creme abowt mi j. no guvncrs hand
rite, an he newer ,it this nary tyne. But he did.
seq lobn he rit it hi litnn Gan John he lookt wyS)
Oh seq j. that's what yu cal scndin things on the
giraffe; awl rite. yure sum- John. cnnyAow, Then
John he sed wee had tn sellylratc and drink yulc
hclh an oph he went tu git the stuf (thnrti >yx
3otels Nv yure favurit laggcr bcci). An i went
rownd an shodc the GRAFT. tu sum NV owr fcllcrs.
but was sorry that dun it jist then it was cum
min tn suddin on um purticerlarly when tia had
got thur mouths awl ixt up tu heller awl rite, when
the fellers at the CRATE cummin tcrg"ther dingd
litul Nltun in tn the durte pule pnllytics agin
his will Tin a horn): but k'axt um along until
hal,
yu. So i thot as the mattnr was so imr"rtunt idr
rite tn WI an recermend that yu cal the lecuslatur
tcrgcther tn pas hil agn the graS hoppcrs can
caLbig. Sich bill woodnt be unconsterushuna
jist it woodcnt bee speshul lcgl>aslun fur
as II general thing wele ncIe awl the cal,bg in the
cun.ry this faul rorker-tempcr John havin cum
back loded doun tn the gard with the stuff me an
him wen. oph tn scllcrbrate aloan. We wur soily
that Jimmy and Arther warnt hcer-- but it seams
that Jimmy thot yu m the ftlers at the cumnn
tersc,her wood maik him sooppreem Jug ins;cd nv
Brine, so he went duun. an Arthrr lie went along
tn keep Jimmy frum Stocktun. Wei about PM
we cummensed, an we drunk yer helth until wee
begin tn fele merre, an then John scz he tn me-
Spec wele hav preserdcnt NV this meetln. Whur
will WI cit him seq i. lie bid him scz he. Now
sez he, Spec | no yu doant no much, but yu du no
that were guverned hi lagger beer Yes scz but
John whats that tn du with billin IL preserdcnt
Hold yer tung sez he, its no diffurensc wether the
laggcr beer is in bottles or ntlas it guverns an
he jst piled the bottles up on the tabul, an sez he
thars yer preserlcnt astonuShd | node
John wus a genus but hcdc gone bceond my cum
scpshun ; so guy thre churs an broak tn, an mo
shund tho preserdunt that lagger beer bee the nash
unal drink: John amended hi addin snaps: but i
voated snaps doun, an then he m"ovd tn la mi mo-
shun on the tubu that maid me mad. an ben
rum the shulder nnct John loun an ladc him
under the tabu: then pitchd in tn the preserLent
leturmind tu cunsoom him. but spose he ladc me
under the tabul as found misclf doun th, re nrxt
mornin huggin John lurcs trulc
SPECTATOR.
p. s. John yu must rite us respcctn the
cabbig crop in the valla were gon in tn the BIZ
ness. SPEC.