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EAR VS.. MOUTH.

A very intelligent Irishman tells the
following incident Of his first experience
In America. came 10 this country seve-
raj years ago, and as soon as l arrived
hired out 10 a gentleman who farrn4d a
few acres. He showed me over the
premises, the stables, COW, and where the
corn, hay, oats, &c, were kept, and then
sent ina in to get my supper. Alter sup
per he said to me ; flames you may feed
the COW and give her corn in the ear
| went oat and walked about thinking
"whai co4id ne mean Had | understood
him 2" | scratched my head, then re-
solved | would enquire again so | went
into the library where my master was
writing very blsily, and he answered
with9u liking up, 81 thought | told you
to give ~ oow some corn IN the ar
went put more puzzled than ever.
What SOIL o. animal must this Yankee
COW be | examined her mouth and ears
The teeth were god, Had the ears like
tn 'se Of kinc in The old country. Drip.
ping VII sweat, | entered my masters
presence ence more. "Pleas sir, YOU
bid me give the COW S7ne corn in The ear.
but d.dD'. You mean the mouth 2" He
looked al me a mo neni, and then burst in
In sioha %convnI>ion OF laughter, | made
for the stables as fast as my feet could
take nlc, thinking | was in the service Of
a crazy nan
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NEW.YORK BOOK STORE.--The

Eh DUN DlOIlEs--
~ subscriber having purchased M j. Marvin's
stock, takes this method OF informing the citzens OF
Warren and Trumhul county that IN ADDITION 10 the
stock on hand, he is receiving and now openings
COMPLETE STOCK OF NEW bOOhs,
Stationery and Fancy Goods as can ne iohnu ~ Tx
West. His stock Of Books comprises Histories IraV-
els. Romances, Encyclopedias, biographies, WORKS on
ElOcution, Architecture. Agriculture Iheoo9s, SeoIo
gy, Philosophy, Physiology, Phrenolosy, WORKS on
SpirituaIism, Mystic Orders, Animals ana Albums:
Also. all the new publications worthy OF note, piles OF
School Books, both old and new, now IN use IN the sew
eral school districts, Bibles from Do cts. 10 SlO, Prayer
and Hymn Books for all dsnom ~ p1nrs
in great variety, Letter Writers, Song and Dream
Books. Astrologers' Books and Cards.
STATIONERY.
In this department are offered every description Of
Goods, French, American Laid, Wove, Cap. Bill, Let
ter and Note Paper Of the best quality snd Envelopes
to match.
BLANK BOOKS,
Comprising Ledgers, Journals, Record, Cash, Invoice,
Time, Log, Note, Receipt al Memorandum Books.
Also. Copy Books for schools.
photographic Prints, Maps, Chessmen and Boards,
DOminOes, Dice and Cups. Playing ard Printing Cards,
Paper Weights, Calendars, Letter Clips, and Billhold-
Address Cards. Plain, Gilt. Embossed and llumin'
Card Cases. Pearl, Ivory and Illumined.
Drawing Books, Cards, Paper and Drawing materials,
Inks. Writing Fluids, PeEs ami Lead Pencils
Leaves. Wire, Paper, ETC., for Artinclal ElONers' ana
large assortment of English, French, German and
TOYS, Weekly Papers from Boston, New
York aud Philadelphia, Periodicals, Harpers, Put
MANS. Graham's. GOdey's and Methodist National Mag
azines. Leslie's Book Of Fashions and Yankee Notions.
The purchasing community will find always on hand
a large stock from which to maze their selections, at
low prices for cash only, at the New York
Book Store, No. %. Main street, a few doors south Of
he Post Office.
Warren, Oct. 1854. r. A. A. BALDWIN
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Il SOUTH OF THE ANAL.-Th
subscriber has now on hand, and will atAe%%-N
an times keep a large lot Of CAR-EO1-
RIAGES, G. and WAGONS on hand. OF every
description. style and grade Of prices.
His experience in business. and the extent Of his
shop, enables him to furnish any description OF work
IN MS line, on the shortest possible notice, whether it
be the putting up Of a splendid BAROUCHE, or the
common BUGGY, the materials for which are at all
times kept on hand.
His W0RKMEN are unsurpassed by any in the
country, and his work shall equal if no. surpass any
Eastern manufacturers.
Buggies and Carriages ready for use will he ex'
changed for Lumber, Country Produce, OF young
Horses. Second hand Buggies taken in exchange for
new ones.
CARRIAGE TRIMMINGS always on hand, and for
sale at the lowest prices.
Those wishing any work in my line Of business, are
invited to call al my shop and examine NY work and
prices, and they cannot fail to be pleased in regard 10
both. Ny shop having become a permanent one, L am
determined 10 supply and suit all who like riding in an
elegant and easy Carriage, or the farmer who desires a
substantial farm or road wagon or cart.
Painting and Trimming done on short notice.
nFAl work manufactured at my shop is warranted.
Warren, March %, IS55-y IL. c. ELDEN
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WatWtD.
E.
BY JOHN C. SAKE.

IT'S q curious fact as ever vas known
In human nature, but often shown
Alike in castle and cottage,
That pride, ike pigs Of certain breed,
VIII manage to live and thrive on feed"
As poor as pauper's pOttagel
OF all the notable things on earth,
The gUeerest one is pride of birth,
Among our fierce Democracy"
A bridge across a hundred years,
Without q prop to save it from sneers,
Not even a couple OF rotten Peers,
A thing for laughter, heers and jeers,
Is American aristocracyl
Depend upon it, my snobbish friend,
Your family thread you cam ascend,
Without good reason to apprehend
You may find it Eaxed at the farther end,
By some piebian vocationl
Or, worse than that, your boosted line
May end in a loop of stronger Irvine
That plagued some worthy relation
Because you flourish in worldly affairs,
Don't lie naughty and put on airs,
With ~insOlent pride of stationl
Don't be proud and turn up your nose
At poorer people in palmer clothes,
But learn, for the sake of your minds repose,
That wealth's a bauble that comesand goes,
And that all Proud flesh, hereverit grows,
Is subject TO irritation
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To II IS.
nR. THRALL'S COMPOUND EX-
II TRACTOR
COhoSh, Pond Lily and Nunquagh.

nR. THRALL'S COMPOUND EX-
II TRACTOR
COheSh, Pond Lily and NUnqUagh,
A sure remedy for the following Diseases Of Females,
viz Amenorrhea. or Retention OF the Menses SUP
preston Of the Menses Memorial a, or Excessive
Nenstruation; Fluor Albus, or Whites; Turn Of Life;
flatulence Constipation Eruptions Of the skin /;
Mysteries, Commissions; Prolapsus Uteri, or Bearing
Down irritable Womb; Chlorosis, or Green Sick
ness Dysmenarrhea, or Painful Men truation Preg-
nancy; s~terility, &c. &c. &c.
In coming before the public, I do not profess to cure
alithe diseases hathesh is heir to; only those to which
l have paid the most particular attention, during an
extensive practice OF 20 years, often prescribing for
% to % patients in a day, and that the suffering Fe-
males OF the United States may be benefited and saved
from a premature grave, to which thousands fall vic
tins annually for the want Of proper and timely Rene
dies to regulate the functions of the Womb and its Sc
creting organs. With this view, I have incurred great
expense in making a Compound Extract, put up in pint
bottles, prepared with strict reference to vegetable
chemistry, from Is Dalsamic Roots and Plants, which
have long been known to the aborigines Of this country
and many Physicians to have q Specific Tonic and
Alternative action upon the Female Womb and its APP
p~endages, hut the Compound Extract of COhOsh, Pond
Lily and Nunquagh, I claim for myself and my country
to be the only preparation Of the kind ever prepared,
and the onlyone that is adapted TO the different diseas-
es Of Females Of this climate, to which hundreds can
attest.
Dose, from one to two tea-spoonfuls in one or two
of water , times a day before meals
Ii should act upon the bowels once or twice a week.
None genuine without nv name and the name Of the
medicine blown on the bottle, with my written sigma
ture on each label also a Journal of Female Diseases
accompanying each bottle. Price, Sl,50.
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Is He FAT.
A GHOST STORY.

One Of the mcsI remarkable cases O
sudden cure of disease of long standing
vas that of a rheumatic invalid, witt
which is connected an amusing ghost $40
ry. There were a couple of men, il
some old settled pant Of the country, WIFI
were in the habit of stealing sheep an,
robbing churchyards of the burial clothe.
OF the dead. There was a public road
leading by a meeting-h house where there
was a graveyard, and not far off on the
road a tavern. Early one moonlight
night, while one of the thieves was enga-
ged in robbing aerave, the other went of
to steal a sheep. The first one having
accomplished his business, wrapped the
shroud around him, and took his seat in
the Westinghouse door, awaiting the
coming of his companion. A man on
foot, passing the road towards the tavern.
took him for a ghost, and alarmed almost
to death, ran as fast as his feet could car
~ him 10 the tavern, which he reached
out of breath. As soon as he could speak
he declared that he had seen a ghost, a
real ghost, robed in white, and setting in
the church door. But nobody would be.
lieye him. He then declared that if any
of them would go back with him. he
would go back and they might be convIn-
ced. But, i~ncredulous as all were, no
one could be found who had the courage
TO 60 AT length a man, who was afflict-
ed with The rheumatism so that he could
not walk, declared that he would 90 with
him if be could only walk or get there
The man then proposed TO carry him on
his back, took him up, and off they went.
When they got in sight, SUE enough there
it was, as he had said. Wishing to salts
fly themselves well, and 10 get as near a
view of his ghostship as they could in the
dim lighl, they kept ~venturing up nearer
and nearer. The man with the shroud
took them to be bis companion with a
sheep on his back, and asked, in a low
tone of voice,
as be fat 2"
Meeting with no reply, he repeated his
question, raising his voice higher,
SIS he tat?"
No reply again, when he exclaimed in
a vehement tone,
is HE FAr2"
This was enough. The man with the
other on.his back replied.
"Fat or lean You may have him" and
dropping the invalid, travelled back to the
tavern as fast as his feet could carry him.
But he had scarcely gotten there, when
there calne the invalid, on foot, tool The
sudden fright had cured him of his rheu-
ma'is;t /; and from that time forward he
has baca Z well man.
Thls is said to have been a real occur-
renee. And ii is not the only case of
such cures of which have heard. | once
heard OF an old woman, who had been
b~ed-ridden, think for twenty years, and
who, upon the house taking fire, made
her escape upon her feet, and was v
confined by the disease aierwards-PhH-
0delnb;o Co7,r;e-
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NO HUMBUG! NO CASING !!

~ But a plain, true declaration Of facts, which any
BODY can ascertain by calling at the Old Head Quarters
Tor ~READY-MADE CLOTHING,
by }. Goldstein, (successor to Morganstern IL Broth
err Oak Front Big No. Is, Main street, Warren, O..
have just received, and am now opening, my Fall
and Winter stock of Ready-Made Clothing Cloths,
Cassimeres; Vestings, ETC., together with every variety
Of Furnishing Goods. / would simply remark that
from the extremely low figures Of WOODEN goods East, I
have been induced to purchase
DOUBLE MY USUAL MOUNT OF GOODSl
And those that are acquainted with my mode OF doing
business, are well aware that 1 will
IPNEvER BE UNDERsOLDiN
lido not have my Clothing made up by any establish
ment in the east, nor did | come from there myself
But l import my own Goods, and by purchasing from
first hands, IN enabled to furnish all articles in my
line at NeW-NOrE prices ! l am not in the habit OF
running down any body, nor do 1 notice any such per-
sonal attacks when made on mel take my revenge in
UNDERsELLING THEMl
Which, from my superior facilities in buying, 1 am
Rbundantly able to do.
As quoting prices seems to be fashionable, 1 will in
iroiuce the following programme, to be run during the
season, or until the small dealers about town come
down to my fgures-viz: Full suit cf Clothes, Coat,
Pants and Vest, for So and upwards. A good over Coat
for $3.50.
by the cord, consisting Of Costs for Sl,50, and Pants
for IS cents Hats and Caps OF every style and variety,
cheaper than the cheapest. Collars, Cravats, Ties,
Scarfs, Undershirts and Drawers, Shirts, both white and
colored. In short, a complete a-ssortmentOf everything
in my line, and all I ask Is an inspection of my goods
and prices before buying elsewhere. 1 am now the
nIdost Clothing Establishment in TrumbulI Co., and
have increased my business every year. I have stood
all the shocks that have been brought to bear against
me, and have lived to see many OF my competitors
a. shat up and leave town, and feel proud to remember
that by aiming at one object, 1 have succeeded in
bringing down and keeping down the price Of my goods
TO the lowest figure at which a good article can be
afforded.
CLOTHING MADE TO ORDER!
Manufactured by tip-tOp workmen. and warranted to
fit To one and all 1 extend the invitation to visit Big
No, Is, Oak Front. when you come to town to purchase
clothing. l am bound to sell lower
THAN n BODY ELSE DARE SELL!
Come and sec! Remember the place-Big No. 10,
Oak Front. first Clothing Store solth Of the Gst Office,
west side Of Main street. WlrI n, o.
Oct. Is, 81. J.. GOLDSTEIN.
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VAUTROT & GILLETT, Wholesale

' and Retail Dealers in CLoCRs- W ATCHEs, JEwELRY,
SILVER WARE, and FANCY GOODS, Warren, Ohio. -
Having Just returned from the Eastern Man 81
ufactories, We brought with US a very largeE -
assortment of extra-fne English Lever Watch NsH
es, in gold. hunting and plain cases. Also, a superior
quality Of Duplex Watches, with independent seconds,
lust the thing for timing horses. Also, English Lever
Railroad Time Keepers, in Silver Hanging Cases; and
a larger stock Of Detached Lever and Lepine Watches
than was ever before offered in this place. Our assert
meut of Jewelry, we fatter ourselves, is a better selec-
ton than We have ever before made, having purchased a
much larger stock and of finer quality, than has here
tufore been brought to this place; such as We can fully
Everybody is invited 10 call and exam
inc my stock. Pedlars, and others, purchasing to sell
again, will find a large assortment, and prices that will
compete with Eastern Cities, as we purchase our goods
directly from the manufacturers, and will sell for as
small p:ofts as any other establishmentin the country.
A few fine Double Time Centre Seconds Watches, will
he sold very low. Nov is the time for securing 4 COED
tarsain. Call soon and see for yourselves.
Watche JewelTy, &c, carefully repaired and war
rauted. u ? Engraving neatly done.
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4 OLE

UNIVERSITY OF NEw YORK CITY-S. T. Francis, NJ
D.; p. Joel Trotter, NJ. D.; Leman Dubois, NJ. D.; silas
Dyke. VI. D.; P. z. Draper, NJ. d.
BOsTON-S. Warren, NJ. D.; Warner Stevens, NJ d.
William Wood, u. d.
m~LADELPmA-Sam1 '. Parrish, NJ. D.; N. $ Hor-
ner, NJ. D.; Clovis I. Eberle, NJ. D.; James Frost, NJ d.
NEW YORK-Rev.A A. F. Campbell; Rev. John Tinanyi
Rev. T. Bavcr.
ALBAST-IIon. ". L. Marcy; Hon. L. S. Chataeld;
Hon. Peter Mann; Hon. Silas Fitch.
BUFFALo-Prof. T. II. Hamilton.
PPTLADELPHIA-Hon VIM. Smith; Hon. Joel Hesmer;
Hon. J. X. NJ. Miller.
Very many Certificates and Letters OF commentator
from distinguished individuals, which 1 think not hest
TO publish, may b. seen by calling at my office, l25 Su-
perior Street. Cleveland. o., or at my General Depot,
81 Broad St, n. Y. City, and by Dealers in Medicine
everywhere. Agents wanted lSept-5-6m-
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BOOTS AND SHOES,

fer Spring and Summer Trade, at AS~
Reduced Prices. for Cash.
W. & u. CRANAGE, Not Main ~
street, Warren, Ohio, would respectfully call the atten-
ton Of their friends and the public generally to the
fact. that they have just received the largest, best, and
rmost fashionable stock Of Boots and Shoes ever brought
TO this market, among which will be found the first
quality Of Ladies' Caters, Kid BOOtees, Buskins, Slip
pers, &c. Also a large assortment of Plain Caters,
Morocco and Enamelsd Bootees. Buskins, etc.
A great variety of Misses GaitcrJ, Morocco and En-
aneied Boots. Fancy Buskins and Slippers, and a gen
eraI assortment of boys, youths and childrens' fine
shoes Of all cOlors and qualities, together with a great
variety Of eentlemens' fine French Calf and Morocco
Boots, fine Caters and Shoes of the latest styles and
best quality.
ALSO. a general assortment of leather. sole leather,
French Calf Skin, Patent Calf Skin, MorOccos Of vari-
Gus kinds and qualities, Congress gore for CATERS,
glove kid, Innings of various color, and qualities. shoe
thread, knives, hammers, nails, bristles, shoulde-
sticks, peg Aotes, peg knives, avis, boot web, sand
stones, lack buck skins, and every thing usual y kept
in our line of business. \ large stock of lasts Of every
kind.
Remember the place, sign of the Red Boot. No. 6,
Main street. Warren, Ohio. Apr. l6. Il
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HOLMES FOREVER.

That finest of wits, Oliver Wendell Holmes, sent two
poetical letters to the ''Pcst Ofiee'' Of an Episcopal
Fair at Pittsfeld. In one of them the first stanza was:
"Fair lady, whatsoever thou art,
Turn this poor leaf with tenderest care,
Ambush, o hush thy beating heart
The ONE thou lowest will be therer'
On turning the poor Leaf" there was found a one
dollar bill with some verses beginning
Pair lady, lift thine eyes and tel
If this is not q truthful letter,
This is the one ~ thou lowest well,
And nought W) can make thee love IT better. QO)
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EVIDENCE OF R

LEwIsBURG, Union Co., Pa,
May 2, 1855.
Mr. J. A. RHoDEs-Dear Sir: The box Of medicine
you sent me was duly received on the 18th Of April
and l hand you herewith, receipt for the same.
L have sold about one half Of it, and so far the peOple
who have used it are satisfied that It has cured them
Ii has certainly stopped the Ague in every one who has
used it, and sI Of the cases were Of long standing
sister, who has had it for five or six years back, and
could never get it stopped, except by Quinine, and that
only as long as she would take it, is now, 1 think, en-.
tirely cured by your remedy.
If il thus continues to keep OF the Ague, as I think
it viii, you may expect from ne large orders.
an, sir, yours, very truly,
n r lTrGTNTV
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MILL PROPERTY FOR SALE !

w The JACKSON MILLS, on the Meander Greek,
in Mahoning County, Ohio, are now offered for sale
This property consists Of q Grist Mil, Saw Mill, two
Dwelling Houses. and fOrty-three acres of Land.
The GriSt Mill is a large frame building, with one
rair Burrs, one pair ChOpping Stones, Corn Crackers,
Smut Machine, and three sett of Boiling Cloths, one
overshot, and one reaction wheel, &c. The Saw Mill
is nearly new, and is III complete running order the
dam is the best on the stream, with water sufficient to
run the mill when no other one on the stream can run.
II is in one of the best grain growing sections on the
Western Reserve, and in a good neighborhOod in every
respect.
This property will be sold cheap, and a good title
given. For further particulars inquire Of the subscri-
her, at Niles, TrumbuIl County, o.
July eth, IS55.-3m J. G. BUTLER.
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NEW FIRM NEW GOODS |!
HHE SPACIOUS Sales Rooms of
FIRST ADVERTISEMENT i'm

Z WELYE There has been a great deal
Of pulling and steaming going on in the town papers,
a thing 1 never was in the habit Of doing. l only take
this simple method Of informing my old customers and
the public in general. that 1 have commenced keeping a
small Grocery and Beer Hall, on Main street, No. Al,
Uhe German SignD where you can find such grocery
articles usually kept in such a store. 1 also keep
on hand a first rate article of L and FER and in
vite all of those who are friends of the same. The Hall
is kept open every day. Sundays excepted.
Warren, Jan. 3lst, 1855. D.. BISHOP.
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I OOK OUTFOR THE OHIOG
IL CLOTHING STORE. No. Il Main ST.,

Warren, OiiO-
The subscribers would inform their customers and
the public in general. that we have now on hands, and
are constantly manufacturing, a full and complete
stock Of Fail and Winter Clothing for Mems and Boys
wear, which, owing to the recent decline in prices will
and are bound to be. sold a iittLe Cheaper then the
Cheapest. We will not be ~UNDERSOLD by any.
We have on hand a large stock Of 0vercoats Dress
and Business Coats of all kinds Pants and Vests Of
every quality, style and color now in use Rubber Over
Goats, UDdershirts, Drawers, Fine White Shirts, Col
lars, Cravats. and in fact everything kept in an Estab-
lishmcnt of the kind.
We also have on hand a large stock of Cloths, CAST
II res, Nestings, &c, to sell or make up to order on
the shortest notice.
IL Warranted to fit or no sale.
Gentlemen, one and all, you are respectfully invited
to call and examine our Goods and prices before pur-
chasing elsewhere. You will save money bv so doing.
Warren, Nov. !, 1854. J. FITE & SON.
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FARMERS OF OHIO! Insure your

q property in the 'Ohio Farmers Insurance Com
pany." Why
LIST. 1t confines its operations exclusively to Ohio.
2d. It insurrs for six years.
81. 1t is the only real Farmers Company in the
Sta!e-insures only isolated dwellings and out build
ings-no shops, churches. &C., as other P~rcfcSsed
Farmers companies do.
4th. The entire charge OF the Officers Of the Company,
per mum. is less than three hundred dollars, and is
less than hGg the charges of any other Company in the
State doing the same amount Of business.
5th. II has paid all losses, without any assessment.
and has now in the Treasury about S6,CG0.
It is the Company for you, AND NO NIsTAKE. Wait
till l come. f. Y. CURTIS. Agent.
Farmingtan. June -, 1851
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RHODES' FEVER & AGUE CURE,

Oh NAIOhES ~lNfALLIBLE SPECIEIC. For
the Prevention and cure Of Intermittent and Remittent
FeVers, Fever and Ague, Chills and Fever, Dumb Ague.
GENERAL Debility, Night SWeats, and all other forms Of
disease which have a common origin in Malaria or Mi.
asma.
This Is a NATURAL ANTIDOTE which will entireIypro-
teetany resident or traveller even in the most sickly
or sWampy localities, from any Ague, or Bilious d.
sease whatever, or any injury from constantly inhail-
ing Malaria or Miasma.
twillinstantly check the Ague in persons who have
suffered for any length Of time, from one day to twenty
years so that they need never have another chill, BY
continuing its use according to directions. The pa
tent at once begins borrower appetite and strength.
and continues until 4 permanent and radical cure is
effected.
One or two bottles will answer for ordinary cases
some NAV require more.
Directions printed in German French and Spanish,
accompany each bottle.
Price one dollar. Liberal discounts made TO the
trade.
JAS. A. RHODES. Proprietor,
Providence, r. I.
AGENTS-CiDeinnati, J. d. Park; Columbus, G. Ro.
berts. For sale by Medicine dealers generally