New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-08-16

Riley and damaged the cook stove. The oficeT was
sgsn held 20 b in the RICH. and Patrick was hnsd $40
GIANT AMUSEMENT
Hernan Meyer had quarrel with PohcemIn Gre--
orv merely because the latter wouldn't let hun ihrov
stones in the street 70 the imminent danger o. the lrsh
brss who iufesi the vicinity of Orchardst The Judge
held that he must not heaye rocks and pree'pes about
the City, without license from Mayor WOOD, AID 80
fined Meyer one Dollar.
COULDN'T GET RIDE.
Michael Ryan and Officer Kirk bad dipn'e about
Ncha.rs being so drunk as 20 mistake the eslches
ter House FOR Fourth-avenne stage, anu ha!nS me
chanbermaid az he third-sioEy window as hc dINel.
He said she ask ed him 70 right Upright away
and then wouldn't Wait for him 10 get aboard. Toe
Judge considering that there had been no harm done
discharged him.
COMMUNAL AFFECTION.
John C.. Can OF No. 25i -ulion-st. was IN irou0le
with Policeman ri zmauIice, and saii the later pre-
veu;eo him kissing his own wife. The officer on the
o er hand asserted that be found the prisoner max n
fierce love barrel VII en- ne was addressing as
" dear jenny" He wac indebted 10 his Jenny for a
head hair ike iarred rope, suit OF clothes which
could not be toll from old sal, ami face that
would have passed Jr q badly damaged igurehead to
vhsler. He was held for further examination.
GONE BACK.
Mary Riley OF No. J.. ROosevelt-st. had spree
which was interfel ed with by Policeman speisght, of
whom she complaired bitterly. Mary came of the ls.-
ana Yesterday bur at once got drunk her release.
Sort 10 the FONTS for ten dsys 70 get sober The
officer was discharged.
AL GOT HAPPY TOGETHER.
james Callum. Helena Jones and James Csrra
were ali bothered first By drink aud afterwara by the
policeman, who cid Mt coincide with al their propo-
siiions for iubilant demonstrations. Ihey were nncd
$40 each but the money market was a. tight as
they bad been previously and they were sent TO eXQi-
ate their little peccadIL0es AT the City Prison
BACK-HANDED BLARNEY.
An Irisl man, one Barney Brady, was brought up
for combination of the national Hibemian charsc-
erstics-setting drunk and hghtng-whlch he car
ried 10 the admired extreme Having drunk his
skim full of whisky he became amiebly pugnaciOus
ard wanted 10 whip any body anything that would
step out just for the fun OF the fracas. lie had
picked loving quarrel with the keeper OF porter
house had kindly knocked down two appe-women
ard rewsboy. in commendable spirit of pleasant
ness bad kicked IN basement window IN the hope
OF rducing the owner 10 come our aud have scrm-
image" and at the time OF his arrest was throwing
hrcE agairst the door of Engine No. ~, hoping that
some of It's Miesau members would sympathlze WITH
gentleman in Bis pursuit Of quarrel under difficulties,
and would come out and take a friendly knock-down
lust out of pure national love AMI gootiello Nsnp.
Policeman OOl soon settled him with few blows OF
his club and Barney was brought into Court with hls
he al cur open IN several places and his nose knocked
sideways as if il had beeI run over by meatcart.
He was well acquainted with the Judge, having been
indebted already 10 his HOuOr for graulious trip up
the river and although he probably anticipated pretty
correctly the result OF his examination, he could not
resist attempting 10 barney the Justice probably
from sheer force of habit; however 10 the tail OF ey-
CIV one Of his s00hering' speecheC he tagged on IN
an undertone qualifying phrase, direc reverslon
of that pant Of his conversation intended for the ear OF
the Judge so that while the spoken part Of every an
swer contained meaning. II wouli be materially
quslfe by the addition of the whispered aiter-pau
Judge-Why Barney, have you come again
prisorer-Yes Your Honor; this gentleman wild the
star on brought me here 10 see your Honor noble
couutenance once more an niyer saw pair OF
worse lookin thieves in all my life.
Judne-Have you been drunk again
Slightly elevated, your Honor not half so
drunk as the man that wears your boots gets VERY
day OF bis DIRTY life. 49,
judge-Dont you think you'd better let the whisky
alone Barney
Prisoner-Perhaps had. Sir. You ould sluin'-eyed
BLACKBOARD, We know We glt bine drunk AMI row. on
the floor among the spaniel pups every dinner ye ate.
Iudge-The law saws | must fine you ten dollars.
Prisoner-Yer noble self that knows so much about
the law can't ind II in yer heart, know TO be hard
on all unletthered divil Ike Barney Brady an that
same Barney Brady knows the law, an ouder law,
an civer law, an betther law, an more OF II tuan
could be hammered into that thick oud sconce OF
You're wild Iiledrver; ye can't tell Bac <stone from
broomstick. and don't know yer little finger rom
speakin' trumpet, ye coneaited ould vagabone.
Judge-And you was disorierly, too, and wanted TO
fight that is additional otfense.
Prsoner-Plase yer Higbness, It was only Dutch
men al darkios an the likes Of thin blackguards,
dispuiin' wild; | niver got so drunk yit that |
could nj tell a rae gintleman like yersef-an'
would Mt | like To bate the eyes out Of yer black
muzzled head! if only put my fist wanst gintly be-
tween pig-coored etes, or let my bit OF sthck
drop aisy on the top of your empty aud pate, yed
think We WIS struck wild chain litenn, or that yed
been suddenly transformed into galvanized steam
iDeire an was gon ravIn distracted mad wild a
worse ct of derium transles than liver ye had yit.
Judec-Can you pay NOur tine
Prsoner-1in dollars is it We not Just the exact
chane at this mint wid me, yer Honor, but Il yen
wait five days u pay ye as sure as the diyii mig
cef--if | liver pay single emit ~ that accom-
pishtd BLACKBOARD, Misther Justice Brnnan, may
b. caught in a mus widout .hillelah an stones
handy, may | be walked widou whisky or snuff, m
NAV that same divil fly away viii what's left of me
an toast me on a ptshfork for his Sunday mornin'
lunch.
Judee-Cant trust you, Barey-have to lock
you mp.
Prisoner-I suppose it, the best ye can do for me,
an N thankful to yer Honor; whin git out call al
see me, av We paze-but II | liver see yer ugly mug
inside my door, FIRST u lex up my two spoons an
hide the whisky, an thin II give my personal an
immediate attini.on 20 batin' ye black an 50 blue
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