Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1855-01-18
II ARIETY. 4
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tyyi y f1ss y, y .As Fis ] box 4 visa. !
widow v adde's Fedding.
Il am Very much wexE at Jour fwulger
fprouuuciatibp, Mr. Walehtine, You should
say wig, dol Wig And HI you going wisi
ting, you1hsd better take your velvet west
{ that you IahtOn the last meeting Of the ives
try
svifs, yo8 sial.ags vorrywing NE vith-
yonr CRITICISMS on my words am not 60
Inc visiting as yon have it but am 90
log t. take III work along the yarves and all
Z round Washington Square and perhaps
shall 90 IL fit as the Water Works
05.It ID HdlT to be prudent, nova days;
and even the extreme caution ola witness IN
Boston Foptf is not reprehenslble.
Are YOU j catholic
No, Lii A9t-Im a Nova Se6tian,' said
the Witness
IA new crhad, quoth tie lawyor should
not the wItrteHs be sworn on blue'nose Pc
.tatoJ
The CAN'T Was in dohbt, and LEFT the ques-
ton open. Is
HSA RopA anecdote is told 'of an old
,mstEodistIp1eaehor, who rode circuit few
yearasgo, Mhile goiug TO one 81 bis appoin-
mcnts, hefmpt an old acquaintance, whO vas
ono Of tliS Magistrates u the county He.
asked the minister, why. be didnt do as the
Savior didE-fGlean asa .Becsuse,' said the
divine, she people have taken them all to-
mako magistfatesIef'
"A PRAE4ISAL ANswER.-- In 4 time III
nueh religious excitement aud consequent
aiseassisnE laa honest Dutch farmer Of the
Mohawk, was asked bis opinion a. 10 which
demon iuatioho Of Christians were IN the right
way Is Heaven yell, den, said tven1vs
ride our wheat to Albany, some say disis de
lest but III don't mako much diferul %.
which road gs take, for ven We get dare, deg,
never ask us web yay Vi eome--aHd il is!
nens of lAtir business ~ oaracheatl \ god, I
RIA vine merchspt once left saspec-
led assailaGtFia bis cellar, aad said 10 him
Nov, isl You shouid drink The vine
Wills AMI avs, will chalk your mouth
% that nay know il,
He them rhbbed bis nail across the mans
lips, ana brhlcuded 10 leave the mark "
sLalk On them The man drank 81 the -siue,
and 10 Be OVEN WIKI bis master, ehafked his
nssta andllhAs discovered hinself
H7-A maEried lady, having many admit
ysss was III eampsay recently where the
uarrisgs liz was theeuhject ofeonyersatitn,
and plea4att sparripg arose between her
husband, also present, and herself
iAhp shS exclaimed al kngth, you 40 not
/ thiah sshEghly u the hynsnisl knot IS !
N.daI's
sYss | al hs replied, Snd.it lis only.
whea you laiish 10 make it 4 D9pBLS BEtU
knot, lhat / object To it,
! ~ They1laverin New York ssigi.wild
/ female haldbsar and hall woman whiet gaye
s rise to CHI following iea assPrn, ia eur
hearing, d fbw days ago s
BID Halo, Jiai, let US SO and sae the
halteear woman
.Hsa Moi shan't. Bob; fer5I cal see
half bare women Il Nlblo's balles at any
limsn
mTsA flw days sgo, says the Toledo
tOAis) BlaHe,a smars little fellow Of about
seven snmhars. wsatup to fruit stand,
aud rising TOD tip tSe, peered over IT the
frniG. remaTkihg ~ ha extended dime So
i sAiAkfL Fllll bay ] FEW spples g fake hoae
G 40 he ehilaffSss11
Rs>A Halkee boy haiFa whols Dutsh
cheese set BefpFe him Is 'iaggish friends,
who. hawsvsrskavs him no knife.
= THIS i i ftAny cheese, Uacie Joes said
hA, cut i'll Whsfo yeH liSxa
VERY wfnsFsaX thsskssnkee, eoolly put
ting It uniEr Hin arm. IA Il csit il u home.
Hs-A daiug West India planter, groan.
ing Is bis f4xSfise negro ssrYaHt, sighed ont:
sAh, saabS I'm gcisg along, lorg jour
MY
isg him .hia'ail de way down bill aud yOu
NIL soan reach the end
/. us-Onemokntbg / noticed ii 10 school room
liitla boz whom TFhad nos seen there Be,
fcrss To theGinqairy, have yoa ever been
Il ssheol beFs tS to-day 4 lie replied
No aa' ~, h0tin this world, but have
IN SIT LoriA
~ al sll(rnsa q IonsIon once request
"a III suthprto< write speeea TT -ssa Il
,s,cak Il tstslKhaH
U n sfaustsiirst dine wish you. vas TIE ~
nv IS sea kaw you open yonr mouth, tia
Y tmay Eaa Wbas words ssa hlIis.
f ii is1lhs aasisa u ! 'cullud gsnmau.
81 that II you RaYa nuy maney sheut you, ths
LIS yoa SLOW II around the better
.Caass MhYl2 piegers will steal, Will.
xhiis folks hiaIt rs better, sometimes, das
Ihsaayi$e Flll bear dwelling On.
nsrAs ! arlset, aiaay, laying bet hand
upon joint ei veal, slid
i think. q \ Jones, this real Is not 4
white g usual
sPas % JoaE gItvss, madam ana joni
ihinf diherfnslI