Star of the Kanawha Valley. [volume] (Buffalo, Va. [W. Va.]) 1855-1856, 1855-08-01
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wolves, and one day he took the dog OUT
and soon gotta view ola vol. Both animals
were soon out sight, and The owner iols
lowed on as fast as Re could. PNssnilyh6
fcame up to 4 farm house, where 10 ~ I
man chopping wood. He asked him ifhs
had seen . dog and wolf passing thai
way. Yes was the prompt eplY.--
Well, how was itwilh khem?' Wa The
next question. Well, it was nip and tncly
but 4 think The dog was leetle ahead.
M Eliphalst Stubs. live YaahSS
from Connecticut intends 70 exhibit his
Patent Back action Spanker,' which, on
being attached to . baby d any age, watch
IS over it like a mother. makes Il hush
when 1t becomes naughty, obliges III u
desist from swallowing thimbles, chalk.
marbles, three cent pieces, pins, OF any
other unsuited to its stomach, compeb Il
20 90 to slice p when 1t don't want 70, and
If older, sees that il keeps its hands offths
sugar bowl md jam pots, besides mailing
| il keep its face clean; and All by the power
| Of itsBack action.
Hello, Sharp, Z said jenkins, meeting
i1himlin the street, '''and you hobble, ny
boy; what's the inatter with you?"
"Oh, / had my feet crushed through
the carelessness Of q conductor. the other
day, betweenItwo trains Of csrs-that's
| all.''
] "And don't you mean TO suc for dams
| ages?"
Damages no, no ~ have had damages
enough already, hadn'. 1 better sue Tor
rcpairs"
The Boston { Mass. Atlas tellsus thatA
few days ago, Mr.. Maine. Of Suffolk, made
. an affecting speech in the Senate, on his
new railroad bill, for the preservation Of
life ''on throughtrains." He said hespoke
"for the silent dead" when protane
spectator outside Of the bar, observed that
he had "athundering large constituency
People may say what they viii about
.Rcountry air being 50 good for 'em, sAid
| Mrs Partington, ''and how they GET ut
upon it; for my pattII shall always think
I its owing TO the yittles. Air may do for
1 camamiles and other reptiles that live 81
4 il, but know that men must have some.
thing more substantiallern
/ What melancholy spectacle Il i, whsn
q young man is seen wandering through
the streets Of atstrange city, alone inE I'd
4 crowds, solitary In tie n,ultitudes. neets
ling no extended hand, no smile Of Akel.
come, destitute of money and friends, and
with corns and tight boools on his teeti
The Know-Nothing creed declares th6
humble Catholic, no matter how sincerely
. he may revere his Maker, unworthy 81
political sympathy, while lie atheist; d.
sist, debauchee, infdel, Mormon, or Huds
hist is recognized as worthy brother.
/ Dir. Casin, having heard the famous
Thomas Fuller repeat some verses Oh
scolding wife, was 50 delighted with them
as torequesta copy. "There Is no iiepes.
sity for that" said Fuller. "as YOU have
got the original
i Everybody has heard Of the famous
echo Of the Ifishlnan, which, when inter-
rogated, elbow d. ye do?'' would answer.
''PrettY well, ] thank you, ''but We know
Of the real echo, which, II you ask Il,
what remedy il there for The evils under
4 which We labor?" insaribly answers,
"Laborp, .4s3
4 II don't believe II Is any uss u vaciH;
. ate for the small pox," said back wood
kentuckian, .forI had a child yacinatedi
and he fell out Of a window and was killed.
IN less than week after.
!, s.Would you like to subscribe for Dick
ems Household Words r. inquired 4 som:
bre-looking magazine agent.
Household words have played the dick:
, ems with me long enough f. was the eel;
ing reply ofthe hen-pecked husband.
There Is (says the Boston Transcript i
: sign projecting from the door Of u mantta:
makers shop IN Troy The concluding por;
ton Of which reads thus: --"N. B. Dresses
made lo,osr than eycr."
.tFathsr, did YOU ever have another wsiiy
besides mothsr?o mo, my boy; what
possessed you to ask such 4 question:
because saw il tie did family Elibls
where you married Anna Dominy, 1885,
and that ISM mothers fof her name y eals
/. y Smith"
4 II Julius saw his mamma coming duwH
the street. what great man would It remind
you of Julius Cesar {sess hsr:J
The Turks have avery simple method
ofmaking pantaloons. They fastsn two
coffee bags 10 4 vest. md The thing isdones
II The bags answerIfor legs and the vest tcf
/ the Wristbands.
An editor DIT west says that ladissIliks
corsels from feeling Of instinct having
: natural love pf being sqMsei> NJ
won't give the fellows mime:
Muggins thinks thatit y a. incohygHight
. thing 70 be poor not only iric6Htehient
but nnfashionable and decidedly tulgst. 90
Guess Muggins = ab5ns right
i Quoth Patrickofthe Yankee: iBeIisd,
! LII III Wis cast away oil desoldt6 si1llnds
he'd get up in mornin an' 50 round 6sllin,
lnapslto Tie inhabitants. H.
Why Is lie iii Il III editor ike lie hS6k
!. oftetelations? becatst Il isftlll 0f stttst
!, and shadows, and mighty toioe IiklI tbe