Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-01

| our government spit ON ana set at nougnt.
| 0 my country how long are you thus TO
tester and corrupt with such miserable
blotches! How long can we expect to es-
cape the wrath of an indignant God for
such gross yillainiesi
make no predictions. But there is a
point beyond endurance. There is crisis
wickedness can reach, which contaminates
and destroys itself. And the barterng in
souls--the traffic in human flesh, is the in
iquity Of every conceivable abomination.
Ladies and Gentlemen as we love our
country and hope to transmitit, rich with
the blessings of God to coming generations.
Let US wipe out these moral leproses that
gender at the national heart. Let US learn
Statutes of God, and with alacrity obey
them. Then, aud not until then, the star
of her empire will be fixed in the meridian
and long-long-will
''Thc Star Spangled Banner wave DER
the land of the free, and the home Of the
brave"
Mas. PARrISGTos's LAsT--tIt's queer.
said Mis-. Darlington, carefully folding the
paper she had been reading. and raising
her spectacles of her nose ITS strange
said she referring to the statement that a
locomotive had been run off the track BY
one of the switches. Who would thought,
she unused, that one of them big iron locofo-
COS would have mine ed such thing as a
switch?
But, aunt interposcd Ike, who was
trimming limb of his Christmas tree with
a bigjack- knife that he found suspended
thereto, 'you know the locomotivehas a ten
der behind
TO be sure, Isaac, responded the ven
cradle dame; but you needn't talk about
it, my SON
And she drew down her spectacles and
resumed her reading. while Ike went to
switch the cat cut Of the buttery.
Gg~A Dutchman. describing rainy
night, said-'Val, lasht Friday night wash
de worst ash never wash thought to GO
down der hill to mine housh, but de fashter
lvalks, de faster stand still, for de dark
ness wash so lick dat | could not stir nv
boots---and dc rain dunders and blixen in
more dan dree minnets mine skin wash wet
~ iliHC SAOSC. lIub dttSh VOL III 10 Vic ~
stopped quitting to rain someding; so
kept feeling vor myself oil de way long
and ven | comes TO mine own house to
walk in, vat you tink-nine Coil it be-
logged to somepods else!
THrNos I Don't LIKE TO HEAR don't
like to hear a father, commence telling a
story and his clildreu nnisfl II.
1 JnD't lilo m buor vouro Id
the Piano, while her mother is hopping the
floor.
don't Ike to hear man pray in meet
ing and swear a!his oxen at home.
don't Ike TO hear man tell what he
has read in his neighbours papers.
don't like to hear 3 man complain of
his papers; when lie has not paid the prin
ter.
don't like to hear person criticisc a
book, or paper, which they have never
read Il Farmer and NJ echa MIC
The REAL NAFrvEs-The Washington
Sentinel announces tire arrival in that city
of party of Indian Chiefs, who having
adopted the Know Nothing motto, none
but Americans shall rule America have
come on to take charge of the Federal Gov
ernment.
SEMINARY AT CHiCAGo.-R Stephen
Peet is now engaged in successful efforts
10 raise fun Is for the endowment of q The
illogical Seminary at Chicago. $4,000
are already pledged in Michigan in fur
thcrance Of Ills objcct--Detroit Tribune
10Th
Us, STANDING ARMY.-Tho whole num-
Der Of commissioned officers in the regular
army Of the United States is 954: Of non
commissioned officers, musician art6eers
and priyates, 9,877; total, 1881
MoDE1 WIFE-The editor of the Fort
Adams lem says that good streak came
over his better half recently. She has
gone to work at the printers trade and on
the first day set up upwards of half a
column of matter, without any previous
knowledge of the boxes The Item man
thinks if she keeps on he will soon have a
devil ola wife.
Es- A friend at our elbow says he has
received. per mail, most charming Valen-
tine, from charming fair. She says in
the sweetest ryhmes how she is dying to
learn a secret which he cruelty keeps shut
up in his own bosom. She cared not if he
were wealthy or poor, whether he were
molly or peasant born. Love scorned such
worldly considerations. She only asked
Would he heal the wound in her soul?)
would he make her happy her what
would make her happy forever, and confer
what riches and honorcould never purchase
would he, dare he refuse-asouta he tell
her If his teeth 0ere false? The poor fell
low has wilteG under the insinuation ike
cabbage leaf after frost.
A merchant being hurried called up
on waggish neighbour the other day, and
asking it be had a spare clerk 10 lend
hina, was referred to very thin young
gentleman with a pen behind his ears, as
being the sparest he had.
Wisdom does lot show itself SO much
IN precept as in life---in irmness of mind
and a master of appetite. 1t teaches us
ia da as we'll aS tn talk. and tn maxi ezlrr