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Republican vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1857, 1855-05-12

Every family should at once procure bottle o
the great Arabian remedy for the man and beast
called II. G. FARRELL'S ARABIAN LfNIMENT
1t allays the most intense pains in few minutes re-
stores the synovial fluid or joint water, and thu
stiff joints; it penetrates the flesh to the bone
reiaxes contracted cords, cures rheumatism and pal
sled limbs Of twenty years standing also tumois
sweed neck, enlargement OF the glands, ana is tnt
best medicine for ailments of cattle ever dseeared
during sweeny, spavins, splints, and q" diseases
which require an external apple.
esa fo'" q zen years "'e ..a,ng cured by II. r. Ear
~. Arabian Liniment;
g. FarreH.--Dear ,.r had been afflict
with the .'Sun Pain Tor the last ten years. an,
Gould never get r.,ief except by bleeding but by
the use Of -, c. Farrelfs Arabian Liniment, appliet
over .ne temples about three or four times day,
MAS entirely removed, and have felt nothing OF !
since. went into the stable one night, 10 Apply
20 horses sore leg, and being very lame he stumb
led and fell against my legs. crushing and brnlsns
them SO badly that they turned black as my hat, rem
dering them powerless. ! applied your Linment
and was well enough in few days togo about again
~ usual. | also crushed my finger in shocking
manner, by letting a back log Iaii upon II you
i'n'heps soah nsa'e' - up Join Join B. MCGEE.
La Sale precinct Peoria co., H., Feb. g. 1919
Esq. Baker, Of Ner Canton. III. saysfl
Mr.. II. G. Farrefs Arabian Imminent has curet
come bad cases here, which every other remedy NAT
failed in one was white swelling and contraetct
cords in the leg of boy twelve years old The iet
had withered away, and was so contracted that H.
had no use of it, Three doctors had tried their skill
upon it in yan and he fast sinking 10 the grare
when the boys father induced to Try H. ., far
relfs Arabian Liniment. Before the first batle wa
used up he came to Mr.. .. store, anq the mrs
words he said were, ssMr Baker. want all ina
Linment YOU have in the store the one bottle go
did my boy more good than all that had ever beei
done before Thst boy is now we'll and hearty
and has free use Of his legs. 1t is good for sprains
bruises, cuts, burns aud swengs
Republican vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1857, 1855-05-12

and the residue l, 2, 8, and years with interest
from date of possession. The interest the deferr
ed payments to be paid annually, the whole to n
vendors lien reserved as ultimate security.
Possession to be given on the lst day of August
next.
HARTMAN & BELL, Ats in fact
The Texas Republican. [volume] (Marshall, Tex.) 1849-1869, 1855-09-15
JUST RECl,iN ED,
J. w. = TT u ! \.

~ N"ffH fiHha
NSrHOlEStlE aad kria Dealer go Iron
W Nad-, Castings
Grartr.f, anil >Hyic pfg Gaoi,
\ large ,los. 81 ever! description Of sap.
.s- for
tooaru u CHANTS ud iarmtrs
The following i-.a it-toi SOME % Che igNdinp
articles always kcp ou hand
800 sack Rio. !la,ana, ana Java coffee
20 hhl- broW7 ,ugcr
10 hos-Aead- do
20 Dbl. pul,ctsed uud 5 tons Tenn Iron
Loaf Sugar
100 kegs Of na.ls
20 cask. bacon -je~
% kegs lard
200 bb,, whisky 700 bbi- braulcs--'a-
uou- brand. gu, elc
~ boNc, "a brandy cherries
10 boxes icuon syrup
leo d. ciaJ,t Wue
100 do champagne cider
30 do muscat wine;
90 do assorted cordals
90 do essence of peppermint,
80 DO stoughtou'~ buffers,
loo DO star candles
100 do tobacco, Of every description
90 do bar soap.
10000 .cgars, from Cuba SKIES up to the finest
Cedar buckets, counter brushes, counter
scales, brooms. BOTTLES, TASKS, decantcr~, cofk-
aud cork screws
And complete assortment OF Bn Niorrs
&c, &c
Also large supply Of Staple and FANCY
D-p Goods. Bouacts, Hats, Boots, and
Shoes, Suddlcry, Nc., Ne
Jefferson. March 10 1854 a5-ly
The Texas Republican. [volume] (Marshall, Tex.) 1849-1869, 1855-09-15

I'lIOSE hnvtng cotton ia eiorr previous W.
the date Of this advertisements Wtl hoi
be- charged extra storage uutl alier the tf..
day of July following, alder which time it vii
come under the rates helow.
For receiving and storing cotton
" ~, month rs cis per bale
NNoi,,hin,, and marking. 10
Shippinp. receiving, and taking
Bill adng,
an ,ran.t.r. ~ cotton. %
\ n An who owe me VIII save the osl
by paying me Immediately ,
TuDS 7 SWANSON
Peterborough, June %, 1888 - 'h
The Texas Republican. [volume] (Marshall, Tex.) 1849-1869, 1855-09-15

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The Texas Republican. [volume] (Marshall, Tex.) 1849-1869, 1855-09-15

f,afl,,. ,,fb,t,.., g,,,,c,,,... vIl.,,tf.f,r.lIt
come IN summon u. f,g.tb.r s4d tocall u.
l,o, tbe l,n.y ocrpn.linn. of lifs 4, Ia. be-
.alea,ca If ,b,.. Ii,b.y a.t,,,,t,r4 q, i.iei
.>,G human rstn,e and al tl5t trult,
,f sssocia,,on vbieb oifbdr,v.. ~. from u. +,
oI,iects ,t,pn1 ,,t c,y,i...r. laeais tlle
glarioua deed. and bdph, .zautie. oil nthtr
Jy. Tins ,dJjng .t,b,lit, Z, f5r prisctpl,
md hone and co,0aapce +, o9r e,er..an.
ri. o,,i,psI ;olHs. La. if. 3uiir. n.
we'll as il. pl,,.otts Thouab ai8e ....
s,., o., e,,,,,,,s,,, IL sbo,,lI D..i tIts less be-
d, ..asop ,,r objection The ,si..toue o..
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,rou i,,.,cb..',. ~,,,r.,,,l,,i,r. .l,ull
,i.o ir,a,ehangs firm r...r,i.,rs Of con.
.,li,t,., ami m, moderation l.rs,.rLa.f
i.yot.d In .,sr.r,,,s .enr,rart IA rr1ui
recolleetIons. inspiring hopes and 20 pa'ri-
otie assurances bet oid aud Young Co.,
whole bod, of our rouu'vmsn. unite iu
.t- celebration Let th.u open th..r cor
and thoir hearts 10 the vondrous tale " the
Revolution that romantic episode iu hu
msn annals which. from the inequality ol
the contest aud It's strange aitemallou..
seem. almost To usnrp the place OF fcuon
aad LET the .tor, be- re- echoed from mouu-
ta.s. and plain. aud valley. from FORGET ana
prairie WHEREVER Americans Hfc to be found
vino lagr tb,l- cruutr, and glory 10 har
institutions II up cuuo, pas tee debit ~
rrtfltuG4 ue owe 10 ile founder. o. de Re-
public. We can learn To appreciate its value
and o. acknowledge it. obligations.
The Texas Republican. [volume] (Marshall, Tex.) 1849-1869, 1855-09-15

Mr.. e. " Hunf, Propr,efress
INilS property has recently been purchased
i by the undersigned for a permanent resi-
dence, and Is now ready Tor the reception of
boarder- The able will be furnished with
the best the market affords and every attention
paid that II expected and required in well
regulated hotel The propriri5css, from long
experience and the assistance ui her son /. l.
hwnn. hopes to give general satisfaction
Traveller, are respectfully invited 10 give her a
call {. NJ. HUNT
Fsh~M~ ~ 1855
The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1855-03-21
an Gefcilcnt Storm.
FIRST MARRIAGE IN THE
FAMILY.

"fIornei' How that little wcrd strikes
upon the heart-strings, awakening all the
sweet mem cries, that had slept in memory's
chamberl Our home was A., peal Of price"
among homes; not for its architectural ele-
gance--for it was only four gabled brown
country house, abated by Two anteaiIuvian
oak trees; nor was the interior crowded with
slaxuries that charm life and come from ev-
cry cline Its furniture has grown old with
us, for we remember no other; and though
polished as highly as furniture could be, by
daily scrubbing, was somewhat the worse
for wear, ii must be confessed.
But neither the house nor Its furnishing
makes tile home, and the Charm Of ours
lay in the sympathy that linked tue nine
who called it home toone another. Faith
or, mother, and seven children-6ye of
them gay hearted girls and two boys, pet
ted Just enough to be spoiled-not me link
had ever dropped from the chain Of love
or one corroding drop fallen uponifs bright
ness.
sOne star differeth from another in glory.
even in the armament Of home. Thus
though we could not have told a stranger
which sister OF brother was learcst--from
our eentlest 'elaest,' and invalid herself,
but the comforter and councillor Of all be-
sides, 10 Tie curly haired boy who romped
and rejoiced in the appellation Of baby
given five years befors-still an observing
eye would soon have singled out sister FL
len as the sunbeam Of our heaven, the NOR.
ming star Of our constellation. She was the
second in age. but the first in The inheri-
tance Of that load Of responsibility, which in
such a household falls naturally upon the
eldest daughter. Eliza as | have said was
i'll from early girl hood and Ellenhad shopl
,dercd all her burden Of care and kindness
With 4 lighter heart and lighter step. Up
stairs and down cellar--in the parlor, nurse,
nv or kitchen--at the piano orswash tub
with pen. pencil, needle or ladle, sister El.
len was aluays busy, always with smile
upon hercheek, and warble upon her lip.
Quietly. happily, the months and years
wentby, We never realized that change
was to come over our band. TO be sure
when mother would look in upon Us. seated
tegether, with our books. painting and nee
die work, and say, in her gentler way, viii
only half d sigh, 'ah, girls. you are living
your happieat daysl' We would glance int
each others eyes and wonder who wonIt
10 first. Butt was wonder that passec
away with the hour and rufled not ever
the surface Of our sisiefly hearts Il couI,
not always be % land the danger came d
last.
Sister Ellen was 70 be married.
II WAS Ike the crash Of 4 thunderbolt il
q clear sumner slsyl Sister Ellen the fai
ry 81 the hearthstone, the darling Of eYe:,
heart (which of Us ccald spare her? WI,
has been 50 pFesumtuous as 70 find out hel
worth Fer the ffstmoment the question
burst from each surprised, half angry sisiel
ofthe blushing fearful Ellen. Il was onl,
III inyneng. for our hearts told us Tia
nobody could help loving her. who looked
The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1855-03-21
From the N. o. Exponent, Feb. II.
burning Mud for Coal---A New

AAGas
In company with number OF gentlemen
we, on Wednesday last, visited tie room Of
DR.. Thomas Hooker, over the Gen. ON
Royal street, fof the purpose Of seeing mud
put to more pructical'use than bespatter-
ing us at every stride we take through the
streets. The idea now is.to burn it in place
OF coal. Nor is It fiction, but a fixed
fact. Dr. Hooker has chemical prepara-
ton which he mixes with mud, as brick
layer would mix lime with sand, and, after
becoming dry, it makes most excellent
eoall Coal that can be made and sold in
this market for thirty cents per barrel, If
made by hand; or even is or 20 cents per
barrel if manufactured BY machinery.
We should not have believed this, had
we not seen it burn ourselves. flights ea-
silly; there is no offensive smell emitted but
little smoke, and but very little dust or Gin
ders. What tile c:nders are left, is good
for cleaning silver, brass or other similar
metals; and the ashes make a tolerable
sand paper, and is also good for scrabbing
floors, &c. The patentce also assures US,
that it will not only burn well in CRATES
(Where we saw it burning but in stoves.
furnaces for me ting, and for making steam.
In fact it can be put to all practical uses Of
wood or coal, except for the purpose Of gem
Grating gas. OF one thing we are satisfied.
the mud burns, emits an excellent heat, and
males cheerful FIRE. Whether tue paten.
tee can do all he says, remains to be seen.
-------------------
ETA correspondent Of the Ohio Cultiva,
tor, speaking Of the influences the Europe.
an war will have on American Agriculture.
says:
III is inevitable in the withdrawal Of the
immense amount Of human labor from tho
cultivation Of the soil, which those opera
tons insure, that every article Of consump-
ton must continue at very high prices, il
they do not exceed the present exorbitant
rates. Almost every eatable, flesh, grain
vegetables. are worth nearly double theiT
average rates, and this, 100, when manu-.
factured and ether articles of necessity are
unusually cheap, and probably below their
customary value. Thus, while the farmer
is getting twice as much for his crops as he
has been accustomed to, he is paying less
for every necessary article required for his
consumption
The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1855-03-21

A MEAN Man. We have heard Of mean
men in onr day but . correspondent Of the
St. Louis Reyeille mentions one to whom
mustbe yielded the palm.
"Talk about mean menl Why. there's
that Bill Thompson, he's the meanest man
| ever heard on Bill WAS . constable there.
Why, dent youthink, he had an execution
against me, for little matters Of groceries,
and he came out and levied on my old
'oman's ducks and he wanted me to DRIVEN
up and ketch'em for him, and told him to
ketch'em himself; and he chased'em wound
and roand the house, and every time he'd
'ketch dack. he'd set down and wiring iii
head off; and "charge mileacel'
The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1855-03-21
TwHrsTIEs AND STOPS.
A Distressed Crab.

Several years ago, man named Crabb
petitoned the Legislature Of Massachusetts,
to change his name, because his sweetheart
refused to marry him while he was called
by 50 unloving cognomen. On the rejec-
ton OF Crabb's bill by the Senate, the New
York Transcript, with its peculiar tact Of
turning everything laughable to good ac-
count, closed the sad fate of the disappon-
ted lover. in Grabbed tragi comady, thus
Now let us imagine for moment what
must be the sad sequel Of this uhgallant re
lection. Mr.. Isaas Crabb goes to visit his
dulcina. He knocks at tie door with 6
trembling hand, and while lie is waiting
for it to be opened, he fancies he hears hei
say:
"If you're Mr. Harrison, come in---ii
you're Crabb, stay out!''
He is presently admitted, and his mistress
with doubtful expression of countenance,
says:
Gam / to address you as Mr.. Harrison
or NJ. ---, ah! OIL l cannot speak the
odious name Of Mr.. ---,"
"Crabb, madam, my name is still Crabb,
Lam sorry to say it for your sake and
mine. The Legislature has declined my
suit. But will you also, my dulcina, in de-
clining it? Will Nj. -"
"Don't slide up to me. A critter that
goes sideways. Keep your claws off meP'
"Ah, cruel, shall | never have the pleas.
urs of calling you Mrs. Crabb? Shall nc
young Crabbs climb upon our knees to share
our affections and kisses?"
"No, I'll have no such critters pokiug
about me, I'm sure thery must all be
married men, or incorrigiblelold bachelors. -
Whatever they may be, there's no hope
for them at all. But why should mere
name seperate two beings whose hearts are
firmly united?"
"Any othsr,name could abide-but tc
think of sleeping with "
"We shall both be crabbs together"
"Not by jug full. Hayn't l told you
often enough"
"Is that y our ultihatum, then? Must
recede? Must retrograde? Must | ad
vance backwards? Farewell, then, mos
lovely, cruel, woman! Farewell, most un
feeling Legislature! Farewell, all the Joy,
and delights of matrirony! Incontinentl,
will I drown myself. I'll make my bed in
deep water with my fellow CrabsP' /.
Then all yo lovers when ye 60
A fishing in the sea,
And find a "Crab" upon your hook;
Them think oh, think of me.
died ccause was Crabb,
My love was Grabbed, !" too;
And yet she would not be a Crabb,
For all that could do.
All, "cribbed'' fate, above by bones,
There rest no marble slab;
lie among the earth and stones,
Apoor, forgotten Crabh.
|
The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1855-03-21
@hol6e lloelrn.
LINES.

LIN ES.
The Louisville journal sayss-"We def
hnyiasieful lover of poetry to read the fol
lowing lines, without exclaiming, "HoE
beautifuli''
My soul thy sacred image keeps,
My midnight dreams are all oftheei
For nature then in silence sleeps,
And silence brood5 DER land and sea;
Oh, in that sti I, mysterious hour,
How oft from waking dreams start
To find thee bat fancy flower,
H Thou cherished idol Of my heart.
Thou hast each thought and dream Of mine
Have ] in turn one thought ofthinei
Forever thine my dreams will be,
What'ere nv fortunes may be here,
Task no loSe--I claim from thee
Only one boon, gentle teari
May e'er blest visions from above
.. Play brightly round thy happy heart,
And may the beams ofpeace and love
Meier from thy glowing soul depart
Farewell; my dreams are still with thee,
Hast thou one tender thought ofmel
NV ioI 5, like summer birds MAJ fly,
Ny nope like summer blooms depart
But there's one flower that cannot die,
Thy holy memory in nay heart,
To dews that one hours cup may fill,
No sunlight to its leaves be given,
But il will live ana flourish still,
AS deathless as a thing Of heaven,
My soul greets thine, unarked, unsought,
Hast tihough for me one gentle thought.
Farewell, farewell, my far of friend!
Between us, broad, blue rivers flow,
And forests wave aad plains extend,
And mountains in the sunlight glow,
The winl that breathes upon thy brow.
Isnot the wind that breathes on mino,
The star beams shining on thee now.
Are not the beams that on me shine;
Butmcmorys spell is with me yet,
: Canst thou the holy past forget!
The bitter tears that thee and
May shad, w.lefe'er By an yaish bowed,
Eyhalted into the noon tile sky,
May meet and mingle in the cloud,
And thus my much beloved friend, though we
Far, far apart, must live and move,
Our souls, when God shall set them Free
Can minglein the world of love,
This was an ecstacy to me-
Say--would 1t be Joy to tkee!
The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1855-03-21

QUA Memo MEIoDrRs Bayard Taylor
in lis recent lecture in Chicago, related the
following amusing evidence Of the ubiquity
ofour popular 'cc'ored music He says:
Twas sitting one dayina q ruined village,
musing on the decay aronnd me, when a
wandering Indian minstrel approached me
He carried an instrument resembling a
Earp and begged me to allow him 10 play
for me. Iassented expecting of course 10
hear the strains ofscme old Persian melody.
What was my surprise then, when the min
slrel after d brief prelude, broke forth in the
negro song of sOld Dan Tuckerl He gave
both The words and the music with surpris
ing accuracy.alhough he did not understand
a word Of our language.
The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1855-03-21
Franklin's Sentiments.

| You are desired to read and ponder the
following remarks, made by that phloso-
pher, patriot, statesman and Benia.
min Franklin during the discussion thae
liranspired, in the formation Of the Constitu-
ton Of the United Statee:
He should be sorry to see anything like
Iilliberality inserted in the Constitution
The people in Europe are friendly to this
country. Even in the countries with which
we have lately been at war, great MANY
friends not only among the people at large:
but in both houses Of Parliament. In eve
Try other country in Europe all the people
are our friends. We found III the course Of
the Revolution, that many strangers served
us faithfully, and thar many natives took
part against their country. When foreign-
ers, after looking about for some other
country in which they can obtain more hap
piness, give preference 70 ours, is proof
Of attachment which ought to excite our CON.
i5ence and affection.
FARaISG.--I a young man wants 10 en.
gage in a business that will insure him in
middle life the greatest amount Of leisure
time, there is nothing more sure than farms
Al hS HdS d1i luuSFeuQCuk tuFH VI k1INQa7
let him be a farmer, Ii be wants 10 engage
in healthy occupation, let him till the soil.
In short, ii he would be independent. let
him get spot Of earth---keep within his
means, to shun the lawyer; be temperate to
avoid the doctor; be honest that be NAV
have clear concienee: improve the soil, Sc
as to leave the world better than he found
it-and then If he cannot live happily, and
die contented. there Is no hope for him.
| Evan individual was ARRESTED the 9TH
er day in New York endeayofing 10 pick
mans pocket. He said he wasn't used ID
The business. and was trying TO get HE is-'sa
in.
nzy- Al de-'y While being measured for
. ys,tr Of boo:s. observed, make them cover
the calf 'IIevensN exclaimed the astcnish.
artist, surveying his customer from head to
foot; II have not leather enough. /"
---l-7A------------e- s
KNOW NornSG sPEEcH.--A, K. IT II
the Massachusetts Legislature arose to give
utteransc to his pentup patriotism and Gems
menced:
aMr. Speaker -ahem Mr.. Speaker
What shall / say q my constituents ii
Snake Holler. if ahem
Abrolher member looked up. said, "ten'm
you tried % make speech and couldn't.
The orator climbed over Che top of bis
desk aud cut stick for @Snake Hcller."
EyrDENcE or FolLr. Neglcctng q ad.
yeftise. and wondering that yoa do nossae-
ceed IN business.
Refusing 10 take . newspaper, and be-
ing surprised thai people lingh n geaf ig.
norance.
TaE gJsx or MoKnY IA vain mans moi.
to---sWjn gold and wear Il.
a generous man il god and share
lit.
A tniser' So Win gold and spare
Al pToniKnte So Win gold and spend 4.
A broker 'er-s Win goEd and lend Il.
a fooI' s- Win cold and end +
A gambler N "a eela and less e
| 4 Milol Win gold snd cruise 4.
Il Miae MA zA III gQd AaA ass i,
The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1855-03-21

Ry-.Sr. you.are iool" eDo you call
ne Z foo?' eyes, sir" '.You do. sirYs
ayes. Sir would call any man fool."--
"Then / canuo. consider Il personal. !
wish you good morning, sir"
The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1855-03-21

Eg-aIf you don't give me penny
said poung hopeful to his mamma, a
know boy that's got the measles. aad Ii
40 and catch'em. 80 lwili
The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1855-03-21
HUMOROUS.
POPPING TIE QUESTION.

~
rThs "Knickerbocker' BIS off admirably in the
following love declaratioo the regular clank and
IS ckot Of the locomotive eigne under full headway.
The lovers "brakesn and hose of the locomotive
are most scientifically putsnil
By those checks Of lovely hue;
By those eyes Of deepest blue,
Which thy very soul Ieoks through,
As if, forsooth, those tlear blue eyes
Were portals into paradise;
BY hatalabaster broqH
By that hand as whitl8as snow;
By thatproud, angeliS f@n;sf
By that rounded, clos assn;
By those locks of raven hair;
By those vermeil lips, ] swear,
By the ocean, by the abr;
By the lightning, and The thunder;
By all things on earth aud unler;
By the electric, telegraph.
By my future "better half,"
BY our vespers by our dreams;
By our nation aud Te Deums;
By you3g Cupid by my Muse;
By--whatever else you choose;
Yes, Iswear by all creation,
And this endless NY Yankee nation;"
That
love
you
like
tar
The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1855-03-21

ora question for the spike society
Would The devil beat bis wife il he had
oneg"
Guess not. For The women generally
beats the devil.
The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1855-03-21

EE Why isarestless man in bed. like
4 lawyer? Because he lies on all sidesl