The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1855-05-17
NUMBER II.
From The ". YPaedyane.
Prof. Julius Caesar Hannib li's
SIX 'pfsTor.E rRosf ittpope 81.

to de kommi,ty on fuinaces--I tort I'd lis
tell you what time had at de grand ball
siben or my speshel count by de HE right
'onerable Duchess Of Sunderland II YOU
scratch yonr heads and reflex two weeks
oaeh (talkin oh weak backs, mine hab be-
come so weak dat can scarcely Gil down
stairs widoul backin DOWN. you will, by
turning back a few lebes in de book oh mem.
| ory, remember dat spoke to you in dat pisls
bout my recebin invite TO spend week al
de Duchesses. ~ ~
Wen go dar. and sich time you nebber
d'd see, on de ebening oh my arbal. All de
noabllities war dar; ali de bic arch felIers
and HE fallooion ladies in de Kingdom. De
house was lu minaled, and right ober de front
door was apicier lit up behind OBJ Uncle Tom
gIlin licked on one side and his soin up 10
heoin--nol in chariot OBJ fire like Mr. ,Liiah
did-bui in fairy red shirt and big brogans.
De parors too war deckeraled wild picler--
sch as little Eba putin reaf OBJ flowers on.
Uncle Toms head--anudder represented
Massa Shakspere, Lord Byrum, Sir Edward
Little Butler, on der .nees TO Mrs Harriet
Butcher Stow, and holdin up volume OBJ
Uncle Cabin on waller cubbered wild reaf
OBJ lorrels. All dis look berry fine, but wha,
laid me ont cold was site ober de man,le.
piece! Dat js as sure as yoo all lub clam
soup, hung, de full lengf porlraie OBJ me my.
sell, as large as life. Here was standn be.
hind de ole desk compoundiug stance and
confusion and odder useless noage. ax'd
de Duchess yhar she git il she sed il wus
taken from dogslovepipe, from my likeness,
in ihe Picayune tell you felt as stiff as an
Old Ioper's brandy cocktail, when see il, aud
begged for il 10 hang up IN front OBJ Go Plea.
yune office, like Massa Barnum does de
Ryenossinhoss aud big snakes, but de Duch-
ess wouldn't listen to my opportunities, de-
niyed my inquest, and said she wanted il for
pos'erity. Poliy soon de rooms war full
Oar wus de Lord HE AdmireT OBJ do Nsby
Yard, aud de young Duke OBJ Wallopem
(whose ider waIlop'd Brig-a-dig Gen. Bo.
neypar at de battle of Watermeons, when
Butcher come dat double game oh comm
round de corner on him. bu! he wus nowhar.
! wus de Lion dat mite. De fader wus some
pumkins, but he's all squash. De Lord H,c
Keeper oh her Majesty's poodle wus dar 100.
vida sore-eyed white puppy US a present
from de Queen to de Duchess, but she ref,,.S
sed de dog bekase he wusent black, as she
had made mp her mind 10 90 de entire black
since | hab arbed. De Lord HE poodle fell.
ler coodent shine mong de wife Ia lies nsder
tool Dus du Prince Albert sent hi,
"coodent cum" on BIT OBJ paper wild feI.
ler big nuff 10 tote lode ob cotton. De-
Queen, she bad de fam flues and wus indis.
disposed, and she ccodent cum
But dar wus crowds 'pon crowds widon, dem
and III BET fifty CLAIMS against two billed
crabs, dat we had more fun dan if deyed
I BIN dare IN all DER stately Stale OBJ siateli.
ness. Nf..
Ebberybody dat wus euybody wus present.
Besides de homemade Dukes, Counts, &C..
lar wus seber iufine-s, dressed as if dew
lad come purpose. Dar was dc Ger.
man Count Loa!roundtown Prince Noshir,s.
KY, Coun, Hardupenog, and Barren Rams.
niihIghskydondermask askenchesehoff FRS.
dat +. Il. ). means Fat Ragged anil Sas.
W, tnk, judging from de looks oh de Barren.
AT ten o clock de band struck up. and M il
we went. De ladies' confessed dat dey hadn't
neb5er seen so finished dancin till s,rnekir
ter hearts in do lrue ole Warsiany slyie-s
Ebbery yard OBJ calico danced wild me and l.
danced wld dem I'LL tort my ole heel ri,
stone oruze aud my toes oui ob ilnt. We
followed 100, spared ourseifs TO our
PARTNERS, MI tort I'D drop, and it all ended
10 grand ierin'iani--sich as dey used 10 habp
IN dc oiden time, when dey went ou, armed,
cap.a'pe, and Tilted one anudder on horse.
back. Sir Waller Scotch spokes bout de6,
in his History ob Mr.. |. Van Hoe, Esq brud..
der 10 Hoe de spress man in New York. Dsl
young Duke of Wallopem fell a little iellis OBJ
me, LINK. when he seed De shine de fair
sex wus cuitin towards me, so he Gums uo
10 me vixen wus de sentre OBJ Fraction Ia
! crowd, and seq he, "Professor, do you in.
end 10 favor US on dis side wild one OBJ yours
popular lectures before you go. De whole
own is agog 70 hear you" | ole him dat Il
Sus not my 1ention 10 bedim de lite oh env
ID DER lecturers. had been wiied to leclur
Il Eggs Eaters Hall in de Strand, but had in.
'liued in 'sideration oh deir own, orators : bur
her royal likeness, de Queen, inquesled il /,
wood lectur at de Buck ob Dukeiuohams
iingdum cum. swell" seq he, pnIIiu M q
lis shirt collar as mosI all wilesdo when dew l.
I'M swane TO be speshly funny. al would, j
With your permission suggest subject ior
he occasion" "Dal's wal alwers am in
iced of when go 10 lecture" seq I. "Spit
rite out and lel's hear It.n @Weli. sup-
BOSE" sez he, s'you lecture on de mostsla.
,le commodity OBJ your connfry.n ssWhaps
lat" seq ]. "Why, Humbugf f' sez he,
affin way down in his shoes, face and all.
oh, !" sez !, ''da ant staple TO de States, dars
moorled from dis side" De. e.adies all Iaff
Il dat and make me feel fnsl rate. De ball
lident break up nll long arter supper, and
when il did wus cornduced 10 bed by morn
! dozen OBJ lellets 10 nee bfichess, wild more 2
len fifty candles IN der hands Dey put me 3
q two beds, SO il seemed 10 me and when 3
woke up in de, normal wus touished to
ind my bed full OBJ cobwebs and bumble-
,ees. I'd tell you howde Duchess had psr-
vided banjo for my spesheI use dat mite, -
md how sung an original sober Jordan
or dem, but my pislesam already too long,
leTelore will CUB YOU dc song in. my mex,
{ lrite anudder. If don't IN siog il fof
1on de tust mite de stance shop am opened.