The western Democrat. [volume] (Charlotte, N.C.) 1852-1870, 1855-12-18
fun, G0(it, anO Sentiment.
II EHie Fam. H0T and hcH,
Is rriiShcd b.. the best IF McH.

YHr@G Man, YoU'EE WAHrED-A wo-
man wants YOU. Don't forget her No mat
TER if you are poor. Don't wait to be rich
II Won do, ten To- one ii Won axe ever fit Il
h. married. Marry while Won are voung
ami struggle up together ErchaRqe.
But mark, young man, woman don't want
You, il she is t. divide affections with inlo-
jencc and Il whi>key JUG. Nor does she
want You simply because YOU are a good
lovkiu. Iaau. IL. definition Of which is too
apt {, b.: ar auimrl that wears bifuscatrl
garments on his limbs, a qTartcr-Scction of
s;oyc,,ipe CA his head, sTears like pirate,
and Is given to filthy practices general, y
She wants Won, if You have industry, # YOU
have learned to regulate and control your
passions and appetites; in short, she wants
vou, if You are made in the image of God,
not III the likeness uf Il bea,t-and for Il
worthy companion OH whom to bcstow her
affections. She wants You, if YOU are strong
in good character, qualities, and purposes,
a> pure III thought AMI action rs YOU require
licr to be-, and without which inward and
outward purity neither of YOU are fitted for
husband or wife-if you love virtue better
than vice-if Won are gentlemanly, torbcar-
inc, and kind, and not ill-natured and loud
talking, cxacting and brutal-then, Young
man, that woman wants yOu-that fair, mo-
IcSt. cheerful. atfcctionate, ri@ht-looking,
irank-spokcn woman, We mean, who fills
your IDEAL of husband and wife-it is She
who wants YOU. Marry her when YOU like,
whether YOU are rich or poor, both pull ut
the same end Of the string, and We will
in.ure happy and prosperous life to both
Of You.
WANT OF VItc: WHY don't
YOU call ottcncr to see me, Mrs. Smith, YOU
might. Now, do call and be sociable. Gate
closes. There, Pm glad she's gone"
HusbaH3: If you are glad she's gone,
why dill You press her 50 urgently to come
again!
VIE: Because we've got to keep up APP
peararces. You know.
HuS5lnf: Well, , don't believe in false
colors. don't like 'to keep up appearances
by the sacrifice Of truth. True hearts make
true friends.
\ FRIENDLY MEETrHG-Good morning.
Mrs. Jones; I'm glad to meet you; its so
long since saw You, l don't think would
have known You, if hadn't seen Won.
Why, Mrs. Smith, (repIied Mrs. Jones
have You not been to see me If | lived
as near % YOU rs You do to me, | would call
to see You every day
\ IIr.T-SuSpicious tailor to suspected
customer: Make You 4 coat, sir +! Q YES,
sir, with the greatest pleasure. Stand up
thcre-:iust keep that position, and please
look right at that sign while | take your
measure"
Sign reads: Terms Cash.
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PEoGHE~~EvE.-" Come up, Won FIRST class
II vagahon,is in geography and logic, cried
the stho2!mdstcr. George, give dcscrip-
ton of the airth and show YOUR larnin."
"Ge;h t,ir. The earth is 4 globe. filled
with Maud, tiith, tadpnl,,s. nmd-larks, Scbas-
topples. and shanghaiS."
All hight. What are its products. :"
"Whiskey, gin, Nebraska bills, busted
banks, and shinplasters."
Where is America -
"All over creation-it is the paradise
where old father Adam, the first filibuster,
was turned out on"
Who was Adams wife,
Why, Mrs. Adams, | reckon, and she
was born in Connecticut"
"All right; smart boy; You'll be Il man be-.
fore your mother, sure. Gou TO the head
lis EAILINGs.-A horse dealer who late
" effected a sale, was offered a bottle of
porter to confess the animals fittings. The
porter was drank, and then he said the
horse had but two faults: When turned
loose n the field, he Yves hard 20 catch, and
was OF NJ use when caught.
uER MAES.-E!Icn Emery. who resides
down South, cautions girls against having
any thing 70 do v'Uh her runaway husband.
David. She thinks that lie viii be easily
known, because, she says, David has a scar
on his nose, where scratched him."
A BIrE.-The best ''bite" we ever had on
n fishing excursion, was the bite We took
along with lis.
4 FREE-SouER.-'Sonry, dear said a
fond mother, .you'vo dirty face wei,
mother replied the hopeful, I belong to the
tree SOIL party
4 Coon SERMoN.-Nlrs. Darlington saws
that her minister preached an excellent ser
ron about the parody of the probable SON.