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Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13
FIRST PUBLIC SALE OF LOTS IN
NJ e1raska City.
The Future Emporium of NebGas
ka TerritOry

ka VerfltOfy.
A BOUT five hundred choice lots in Nebraska
II City, and fifty lots in Kearney City, imme-
diately contiguous, will be offered for sale to
the highest bidder, on the premises. commen-
cling on
MONDAY, APRIL 23d, 1855.
Sale to continue from day to day until all are
sold, at the option of the proprietors.
TERMS OF SALE.
One-third cash in hand, the balance in six
months. Title indisputable. The site of Ne
braska City has long been admired as the most
eligible situation for large commercial empo-
rum on the south side of the Missouri river
1t is situated on that romantic bluff known as
Old Fort Kearney, commanding a picturesque
view of the mighty Missouri for miles up and
down, and has been esteemed for many years,
the best starting point for emigration to Oregon
and California. The water is excellent-the
climate temperate and noted for its salubrity.
Heavy bodies of the finest timber of every
variety is found on and near the city, and sever
al Saw Mills are now rapidly converting it to
the use of the rapidly settling emigration in
and around the city.
There are already in the city two mercantile
establishments, one large Hotel (the largest in
the Territory and two more about being con-
structed. There are already erected, forty
buildings, and as many more in progress of con-
struction.
An abundance of limestone rock is found on
the site, and contracts completed for the ma
king of two millions of brick, the ensuing sea-
son. Two brick churches and one college will
be erected during next summer. This county
has greater population than the whole Terri
tory North of Platte river.
Nebraska City is fifty-fve miles from the
South line of the Territory, and forty miles
South of the Great Platte River, and about the
centre of the settled portion of the Terrific
ry.
1t is on the direct line of the great central
chain of Railroads from the Atlantic to the Pa
cifc, and is destined to continue, all the time,
it does now, to monopolize the greater part of
the business in the Territory.
In the language of the President of the Ft.
Madison, Iowa, S. T. Railroad: sENebraska
City will be the first City, in commercial and
manufacturing Importance, in the. future State of
Nebraska
The site has a fine bluff, rock landing, not
subject to change, and
STEAM FERRY
now at the Landing, affords every facility for
crossing. Arrangements are in progress to Sc
cure regular packet line of Steamboats, be-
tween st. Louis and this place.
The first paper issued in the Territory was
| the ''Nebraska City News which can boast of
the largest circulation of any, which indicates
the moral progress of the country.
S. +. NUCKOLLS,
Agent for Proprietors, Nebraska City.
ii 6W
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13

Our GEoGRApHY.-"George, give us
a description of the airth."
'.Yes, Sir. The airth is vast globe,
filled with mud, filth, Sebastopoles and
shanghais.'
"What are its products?'
Whisky, gin, Nebraska bills, and burs-
ted bank bills
GLOW many races of men are there?
"Three-raees of Union course, races
for election, and races for money"
Where is American
"All over creation-it is the paradise
that Adam, the fust fillibuster was turned
out on"
.Smart boy-go up to the head
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13

H. RICH.

H. RICH,
CUTLER. q. s. Army, at Fort Leayenwortli,
~ is constantly receiving fine cid Liquors.
Wines and Cigars; also general assortment of
choice merchandise always on hand. .Itf
JNo. WILSON. RonERr r. CLARK
wilson & CLARK.
ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELORS
AT LAW.
CO Gns.c at Esraite City, sio.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13

SoME where between ST. Louis and Atchi-
~ son, TRUNK, marked in the name of
the undersigned, was put off by the Steamer
Banner State. Any Warehouse keeper who
may have the same in Store, will confer favor
rby notifying me of the same.
R. S. KELLEY.
Atchison, Z. T. "a IT,
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13
BELT. HENRY COLe
BELT s. COE.MAN.

| WESTON, No
WHOLESALE and Retail dealers in Dry
Goods and Groceries. Clothing. Boots and
Shoes, &C., &C. Quitting Goods in great
riety. Also Forwarding and Commission Mer-
chants .Itf.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13
STONE MASON.

WIN. SUMNER, is prepared to furnish
w Materials and finish in the best manner,
and at reasonable prices, any work that may
be entrusted to him.
1 want two good Stone Masons to whom l
will give the best of wages and constant en-
ployment-
Atchison, Z. T. '1tf.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13
Smart boy-go up to the head. .

TowN-sIrEs IN THE TERRITORIES
In the House of Representatives, on
18th Jan, Mr.. Disney (of Ohio) chair
man OF Committee on Public Lands repor-
ted adversely on several bills of the House
IN relation to town sites In the territories
of Nebraska and Kansas.-intimat;ng that
the Committee intended to report a meas
ure amendatory of the law in reference to
that subject. Next day he brought for
ward bill to amend the act of Congress
approved May %, 1914, entitled, .'An act
for the reliefof the citizens of towns upon
lands of the United States, under certain
circumstances, which was read twice and
committed.
We are informed that the main provis-
ion ofthe bill gives to any fifteen persons.
who shall unite for the purpose, and lay
off a town on land belonging to the United
States-a pre-emptory right to three con-
tiguOuS Ofarfpr SocsfanS
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13

j. II. TRUNpLE- j.. p. DIXON. G. w MEET.
TRUNDLE. DIXON s. Go.
WHOLESALE AND EETAII. DEALERS IN
Drugs, .sIedieines, Pants, Ols, Per-
ti,mery, Books and Safioaary, lPin-
doap Glass asad Glass Ware
ALSO: PATENT MEDICINES, &c
UNDER ST. GEORGE HOTEL, WESTON, NO.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13

GW We are authorised to announce
HENRY L. ROUTT, Esq, of Atehson, K.
T., as candidate for the Territorial Council,
from this District.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13

X We are authorized to announce
D. A. N. GROVER. Esq, as candidate for
the Council, in this District.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13

IT. We are authorised to announce
JOSIAH KELLOGG, as candidate to repre-
sent this District in the Legislature. Subject
TO a convention, should one be held.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13

CHARIrY.-We have upon our table copy
oil subscription paper that is being cir
cuiated among the slave population Of jack
son County, soliciting subscription from the
slaves to assist and succor the Aid Associa-
ton emigrants in Kansas. MANY ofthese
emigrants are in nearly furnishing con-
dition, and we are not surprised to See this
free, noble, and disinterested philantl,rophv
exhibited by the generous, weil-provided-
for slaves on the frontier. We are inform-
cd that in our own town and vicinity the
blacks have already collected SCI lin dimes.
quarters and halves and that they expect
to raise s 100, when the money is to be ex-
pended by committee sof the slaves, in
purchasing provisions and warm clothing,
which are to be sent to the Territory, and
gratuitously distributed among the emf
grants that are most In need of these ne
cessaries. We hope to hear more of this
charitable and laudable undertaking that in
our next we may give full report from
the hands of the ommittee.-Fren. News.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13

A BOUT five hundred choice lots in Nebrask
n City, and fifty lots in Kearney City, imme
diately contiguous, will be offered for sale t
the highest bidder, on the premises, CONNER
cling on
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13
CNss<g5<s0tesS Department. /.
Announcement Fee, So; invaria-
bly, in Advance!
M@ J. H. STRINGFELLOW of

~ We are authorized to announce
r. L. KIRK, as candidate for the Territori-
al Legislature in the fifteenth district. Sub
ject to Convention, should one be called.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13

THE EMorIoNs OF ADVERTISEMENT
DoIScs.-A French paper thus traces the
sensations of reader of advertisements:
The first advertisement;-He don't see
it.
The second insertion.-Ie sees it, but
don't read it.
The third insertion.-He reads it.
The fourth insertion-He looks at the
price.
The fifth insertion.-He speaks of it to
his wife.
The sixth insertion.-She is willing tc
buy.
The seventh.-He purchases.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13
MONDAY. APRIL 23d, 1855.

Sale to continue from day to day until all al
sold, at the option of the proprietors.
TERMS OF SALE.
Squatter sovereign., 1855-03-13
CONGROyE AND CHENoVVOETFE
RIUI IDERS

Atchison, K. T. s1tf
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THE WHEAT CRoP.-Accordirg TO tie best
estimate we have seen, the whole product of
wheat in the United States for the year 1853
cannot exceed one hundred and ten millions OF
bushels. Estimating the home demand at half
pound Of d}ur per head per day, and the
number OF consumers Of wheaton bread az
tyenty-one millions, exclusive Of slaves, who
do Lot consume much wheat-there will be re-
quired ninety four millions Of bushels for home
consumption. Now, when we consider that
no less than twenty millions IF bushels must
be retained for seed, il is evident that instead
Of having 4 surplu. for export abroad, there
will not be enough wheat in market to meet
tse home demand by four millions of bushels.
But potatoes, corn, buckwheat, and rye have
yielded abundantly, and will form so good n
substitute for wheaton bread, that fifteen or
twenty millions of bushels can probably be
spared for the foreign market, should prices
reach much higher figure than at present.
Ii would seem from these facts that our
bread is to cost US as much during the coming
winter, as ever before. The crop. were con.
siderably injured in several States by the dry
weather last fall, and in other States by the
fy-and thus our wheat crop, although large,
is less than was xpected.-PeterS6Hrg Es-
press.
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A CowHIDING AFPAIR.-Not little excite
ment was created in the Lexington marke;
yesterday morning by the appearance Of q
young lady, who visited the market, cOwhide
in hand, for the purpose of revenging on a
newly married man who had trifed with her
affection. She approached the false one as
he was bQsily engaged at his avocation Of
selling potatoes, and without uttering a sylls-
bic, commenced the work Of redressing her
grievances by administering TO him z very
severe aagellation. The attack was made at
time and under circumstances which pre-
cluded the object Of her ire from defending
himself and he could do nothing better than
endure the chastisement. The lady cut him
very severely about the face and greatly dis
figured his pnysiOgnomy. The reason assigned
for instltutins this summary punishment, was
recited by the lady, and is as follows: The
vender IF the potatoes has been courting the
lady for about six months past, and a mar
riage contract having been agreed upon by
them, she was daily in expectation of union
with him. few days since she saw the an
nouncement of his marriage TO another lad
and determined TO chastise him for his douhie
dealing, and accordingly repaired to the mar
ket house and dealt with him as above stated
The occurrence caused great deal OF talk in
the market, and in erder To get Z; sight a. a
man who was whipped By woman, many
persons called upon him for their potatoes aud
IN short time ne had disposed of lis stock
and returned TO his newly welded VT, by
whom ne was doabtless sconsoied.-Bah Ancr.
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ENVY OF MUSIC.

IN PURSUANCE OF THE DESIGN OF
l. this Institution, viz: the diffusion Of the knowI-
edge Of Music, and a cultivation Of the public
taste for the higher order of the Art, the
ACADEMY OF MUSIC
Proposes to give series Of
FOUR CONC ERTS:
and, with a view to add as much as possible to
their popularity, the Great Works OF Beethoven,
Mozart, Mendlesohn, Spohr, Hummel and others
relieved by lighter compositions, will be pro.
duced with the greatest possible effect, both in
the Orchestral and Vocal departments.
The plan OF admission will be the same as thai
adopted by the Academy Of Music in London, viz:
By subscription oaIy, the terms Of which will b.
S5 fr the four Concerts, emitting the subscriber
10 three tickets Of admission to each Concert
Subscribers names may be Immediately received
at the bookstore Of Messrs. Taylor & Maury; al
he Piano store Of Mr.. Davis, and at the Music
Stores Of Messrs Hlbus and Zantzinger; also at the
Academy Of Music. corner Ninth and ID streets.
(Open daily from 10 till 6.)
oc l5-0
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CHURCHES II THE STATE OF NEW rORK
The new census shows 4,92l places for public
worship in the State OfNew York. The coun-
ty of Ulster and two districts in the city remain
70 be returped, and will probably add at least
twenty to the aggregate. Those returned are
classed as follows:
Mcthodists Episcopal, 1859; Reformed Dutch,
253; BAPTIST, 723; Universslist, l30; Presbyte-
rian both schOols) COS; Friends (both kindsD
lbs; Protestant Episcopal, 349; Union Church
es, I22; Congregational ORTHODOXY 3Ol; Chris
tiaY Simply as; Roman Catholic, 2gO; Free
viii Baptist, 7o; Lutheran, 81. And some
four hundred and City more, classed under for
ty-tso other designatiOns.-N. Y. TriEAns.
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AUCTION SALES.
BY JAS. c. MCGUIRE, Auctfoneer.
SALE OF REAL eSraT

Dy JhS. " McG Ulhh, AucttOneef.
INTENSIVE SALE OF REAL ESTATE
lL and Valuable Wharf Property at and
near the south end of 7th street west, under
Deed OF Trust BY virtue OF deed Of trust.
dated May l, 1884, and recorded in Liber J. A.
No. T3, folios 5, 9, ct seq We shall proceed TO
sell on MONDAY, the 18th day Of November
next, at IL O'Clock M , at public auction, to the
highest bidder, all that property lying in the city
OF Washington, ID. c., known in the plat Of said
city as square numbered Az, together with the
improvements thereon, excepting a certain lot Of
ground therein belonging to the heirs Of the late
simon r rasier j the entire Wharf Property living
west or said square, (472,) known as fegc's
Wharf Property; the whole Of square AL, In said
city; and Lets 8, 4, S and 6, in Pages subdivi-
sion Of square 800. The property win be sold In
lots TO suit purchasers
Terms One-third cash and the remainder at
q, IL, and IL months, with interest, secured by
deed or tr 81 Conveyancing at cost Of purchas-
ers. Sale to commence on Square az. plat of
the whole property may be seen at Van Riswick 3
one, on 1tb street and canal.
III the purchaser or purchasers should fail to
comply with the terms Of sale within five days
hert after, the Trustees the right to resell
at their risk and expense.
John 4. FENWICK, (r,,,..o,,
RICHARD WALLACH,} trustees
JAS. G. MCGUIRE,
OCT 1beOddds Auctioueer
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IMPORTANT TO GENrLEMES.

GREAT INDUCEMENTS FOR YOU TO
" LII AND SEE.-The undersigned gives
nod his friends and the public that be has
Just received his stock Of Fall and Winter Goods,
comprising all the latest styles and colors Of Cloth
Cassirneres, and Vestings; which goods viii be
made up to order In the most elegant manner, as
ne mas some OF the best work men In the United
states at work for him. Being agent for ScorT,
me Reporter Of Fashions, you may RELY upon get
ding the most fashionable Clothing.
READY-MADE CLOTRING
9f his own make; such as Oyer-garments, Frock
Dress, ana Business Coats, Pants, and Vests, from
medium to very superior quality
All the above goods Will be sold ct very low
pIlees-ior instance, whole suit, Coat, Pants,
ana Vest, for the small sum Of BIS
0vercoats, beautiful style, from $40 to $40
Pants, do do 3to 10
Vests, do do 2sOto 10
He respectfully solicits call from all In want Of
clothing. -l-r"7l
FURNISHING GOODS
sucn as Shirts, Drawers, Collars, Stocks, Hand
serchiefs, Scarfs, Umbrellas, &c
Z. w. BROWNING,
Under United States Hotel,
between I'd and n streets, Pa. avenue
sen 14-3m -
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HARD WARE AND CUTLERY.

VHE SUBSCRIBER WOULD RESPECT
Il folly announce 10 the public
that he Is now receiving his Fall .As, 81, sAHe
and Winter Stock, to which heSkIGSpH<7
would respectfully invite the at -SftA&O
tsntlon Of purchasers, feeling confident that the
variety Is greater and the prices less than can be
found this side Of New York. His stock com
prises, n part
Table aud pocket Cutlery
AIoata, Britannia and Iron Tea and Table spoons
Bfita l.a Tea and Coffee Pot, and In sets
Brltania Castors, 4, S, and bottles
Tea Trays, also Walters
Shoyes and rongs, Pokers
Csal Hods, Coal Shovels
Andiro1s, SInder Sifters
Ash Tubs, Wood Axes
Japan Tin Ware
Feather Brushes, all varieties
Bristle Brushes, all varieties
Bask5tc, Brooms Mats, &c &c
Guns, Pistols, Game Bags, Flasks and Belts
Powder and Shot, Caps &c
All Of which are offered at small advance for
cash. los L. SAVAGE
Penn av between 10th and 1lth streets,
oc cE-ew sign Of Gilt Saw.
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GLENWOOD CEMETERY,
OiIice No. 292 Pa. ave-, corner 10th StYss>

(OvRR THE SAVINGS BANK1
THIS CEMETERY is laid out on the p,an o$
hecelebrated Greenwood, Of New York and
quarter miles north Of the Capitol-North ca pitol
street leading directly to the gateway.
This Company have secured a charter from Com
gress, apPropriating their ground forever to burial
purposes, making fee title to the purchaser and
prohibiting all encrOachments from legislation or
otherwise, which is Of vast Importance to those
VINO wish their dead to repose where they have
other cities when the burial ground becomes valu-
able for other purposes, to sell it. and throw the
lead Promiscously into one large pit, and legal
measures cannot prevent IL, as no titles are given
to the ground.
n. B.-Odice open from 10 to 12 O'Clock a. m ,
where Pamphlets, containing the Charter By
Laws, and map Of the ground, and ell other in
formation, can be obtained
All orders left with Mr.. James F. Harvey No
ii0Seventh street, or any other undertaken will be
pr0mptlV attended to- ie ls--Iy
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kxCEEDINGLY INTERESTING TO LA.
DIES AND GENTLEMEN.

EVANS, 2o6 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
has Just received large assortment Of Ladies'
nOho, OF all qualities and varieties well worthy
tne atten lon OF that clsss OF purchasers. They
Will nnd articles in that branch Of his business
actIv suited to their wants and tastes The asset
Hent Is indeed very beautiful.
81 He has, too, made ample provi sion azR
Tor gentlemen and youths, and to- day
introduced the new styles of ". York
HATS, both silk and felt, together with CAPS,
or various qualities and varieties.
He has, too, a large assortment Of chi dren' q
Wear such as CAPS and FANCY HATL, Sc
lcc.ed WITH extreme care
Having made his purchases Of the manufactu- =
ca h. he is enabled to IL his goods at least
twenty Pc cent. chea per than simia articles have
hefetcfo3 bee procu ed, or can now be obtains
In this 6Arket. He, however, in view Of those ad-
v.ntages, demands the money Ia hand, a request
which uader he circumstances, will not be
semed Unreasonable oc 27-2w
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EsPUTA's EXCELSIOR BAND.

't>HIS Band is now again fully organized
and comprise the best musical talent in
this CITY, This Band is now ready to furnish
any number of Musicians on all occasions for
Mics, Serenades, &c and they guarantee to give
entire satisfaction on all occasions The Band
than kfu for past favors would respectfully solicit
a continuance Of public patronage.
All orders left at Messrs Hilbus l. Hitz's Music
Store will be plnctually attended to, or by appli-
cation to the Leader, at No. SIP Seventh street
east, near the Navy Yard.
JOHN ESPUTA,
sep l7-2m* Leader.
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DEN TISTRY.

- ton to his new, patent and great ..>-sa.:.s>
ly IMPROVED method Of setting Ar
sifcial Teeth, with Continuous Gum, ,QIfYf
toe very PERFECTION OF THE ART This
Eyle OF Teeth has the following advantages over
III cthers, viz: GREAT STRENGTH, CLEAN
Illness, COMFORT and BEAUTY, vieinp
With Nature In these respects and IN some Others
.scelirg. Public inspection Is respectfully soiic-
lied.
Please call and sec specimens
CAUTlUN.-No other Dentist In the District OF
columbia has right TO make this style Of teeth.
N B.-Teeth consti:utionaliy healthy, plugged
and warranted for life
Of;ce and house No. s25 L street, near the ccr
ser OF Penna. avenue and 14th street.
sD At
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tI AZ ESHAL'S SALE.-By virtue OF two writs
1fl OF Fieri Facias, issued from ths Clerks OF
fee OF the Circuit Court Of the District Of Colup-
oil, for the county CT Washington, and to ne di-
rected, shall expose to public sale, for cash, on
MONDAY the 18th day Of " overnber, at I2 o'clk
nj before the Court house door of said County.
the following described property, to wit: All Of
Lot No. y in Square No. 5l3, beginning At a
point on Fourth street west 49, feet 4 inches due
eouth from The northeast corner of said Square
5l3; thence running due south with the line OF
said street so feet to the sOuth-ea corner of said
Square; thence due west with the north line Of a
oO foot alley so feet; thence due north on a line
parallel with said Fourth street 80 feet, and
thence due east 50 feet to the point Of beginning
in the city OF Washington, seizrd and levied upon
and will be sold to satisfy Judicials Nos. 81 and
IS to October term, 1854, I'm favor Of James C.
McGuire and John France.
J. D. HOOVER,
Marshal for the District Of Columbia.
oct IS-dtd
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EESCHER'S BRASS AND s

FiSCHER'S BRASS AND STRING BAND,
fF'uE only regular Band, now numbering 20 per.
formers, any number Of which may be had by
applying to the undersigned Charges moderate,
and satisfaction warranted on all occasions
p. FISCHER, Leader,
Residence, Pennsylvania Avenue, north side,
next door west Of Iron Hall sep lS-2m*
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ONCE 1T WAS THOUGHT THERE WA.

I 1NOE II =" AS IHU UdHT THERE was
" no place for business but the Avenue Now.
the people find, in making their purchases, they
can do best on Seventh str eet. There is no place
In the city where they get better articles or at
lower prices, than at g. FRANClS'S, Just above
Odd ellows' Hall, Seventh street. MANY are
beginning to know this, and when in want of
housekeeping Hardware, Cutlery, Silver Plated
hibsta, Britannia, and Japanned Ware, Clocks
him. Others, in masking their purchases win do
well to remember his store oc 10
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By A. GREEN. Auctioneer ....

BY A. GREEN. Auctioneer
ONG BOAT TOM THUMB AT AUC-
II tion, by virtue of a Deed of Trust.-On
SATURDAY, the 10th day Of Novamber, 1855, a,
a o'ciock,p M, by virtue Of a deed Of trust from
Alexander Clements to the subscriber bearing date
the 14th day Of March, 1885, and duly recorded in
Liber j. A s., folios 55 and S. one OF the land re-
cords OF Washington county, in the District OF Co.
lumbta, Long Boat. named t'Tom Thumb, - "
Ing In the Canal, at 14th street Bridge. She Is a
fine boat, being Is feet long, and l3 feet inches
In width, and two masts. Capacity upwards of
81 tons. Terms cash.
A M. SNYDER, Trustee.
oc BOD A GREEN Auct
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COFFlN wAREHoOM, &c.

WILLIAM PLANT CO, UNDERTh-
Vs VsKERS-Iesidence4lS Seventh
street, between u and II streets. ELs----1s
intefrnents procured in any ground ~xa1s0xs.sA~
OF cemetery. Collins, Caps, Shrouds, Carriages,
Hearse, and every article for interments Of
the best quality furnished at short notice, on the
most reasonable terms, and al all hours Of the
night. Having the exclusive right OF Crump's
Patent Corpse Preserver, We guarantee to keep the
dead for any length Of time. jV lily