Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1855-03-07
prnrll Notes.
Pious--aa Democratic Paper

i tFeHftEH--lt NOthlnOS have
a fund of S95200e
A Holy Father. Innocent VIII. left sixteen
ilegitim ate childrcni
/ Going TO ieave-the man with the cork-screw
trowserloons and the ice in the river.
3Gzds us 0dvent-spring. on Tuesday, bringing
gentle breezes and bright sunshine.
/ Crctting cxtraUaoant-the man with the green
| coat and white hat. Rather fancy suit, that
! PyoUoking-to dream you are hugging young
lady, and wake up with the bolster in your arms.
| Lost-the t.Pen Paste and Scssor's'' column of
the Jersey Shore News Letter What's wrong. Col?
Adefanlter-the Il late Collector of Canal and Rail
Road tolls at Columbia, to the amount of S55 600.
Hare a fnetizne-the loafers summing themselves
on the other side of the street. We're glad of it,
| as il keeps them out of our Office.
| A q1la,adayy-a baker with both arms in the
dough up to the elbows and flea in the leg of his
| trowserloons.
Rough sledtmg-making pencil notes out of no
! thing. Our towns as dull meat axe. Every
| body's waiting for food.
Fancy-Flemming 6 Fosters new Coach to run
between this and Curwensville. They should call
! it 'the blue bird -
A,,rioms-somc of the trundle- bed lawyers to see
| this number of the JoUrlak. Don't be alarmed,
! gentlemen, it won't bite.
| 1t 1cork-the Legislature, since the settlement
| of the Senatorial question. We may look for
something TO be accomplished in the way of business
| Il chq0ge.-Barnum, having given up the life OF
now engaged in selling Suffolk swine,
A Aypocrte-the object of the devils mirth,
who submits to greater notifications go to hell
than the sincerest christian to go to heaven.
Con,ine-the time to try Mother Moore's sour
krout, and feel her-bed- bugs We never want
to land in her eddy again
!Sont1l5 laenaJers.-In the Michigan Legislature
they have Mormon member who has three
wives, and one half breed Indian
FHgid The Esquemaux ladies make necklaces
of icicles and ear-drops of snowbals. Decidedly
cool
A Mousht-Man, by the proper course Of ma
ture. into the world with his head first, and
is carried out of it feet foremost.
Etynlology.-Doct7rs are called Physicians from
the word fee-seek because they ride about all day
| TO seek fees.
Hard ,cork-stretching out this column of Pen
Gil Notes" Materials too scarce. It's like
cooking without provisions.
F7ycs.-Eighty-t fires took place in the Uni
ted States last year which were attended, with loss
OF life. and Il persons perished by this
ConlsuJ5qk-"Mrs. DobsOn, where's your hus
band ?" "Hes dying. marn, and don wish any
body to disturb in. Considerate woman, that
Il 6iszfpl stats.-A young poet out vest in de-
seribing heaven says Its world Of bliss fenced
in with pretty girls Where's the won't
repent now?
Neses.-"A democratic paper announces that
quite number of the K Ms are Withdrawing frem
the Order. at New Washington How does the ed
HOT ger MS Is ne IN tLle ring
PrcparsE for yaftfAg-Charley GreafT. lie has
on hand large stock of provisions and viii be able
to furnish bread. cakes, &c. those who require
them their way down heriver. Give him call
Psblte sake Cur friend f. P. Butler, intends
selling of his entire stock of household and ktch-
en- furniture, next Saturday a-wcek. 18th inst
Il good opportunity to get bargains.
Important sal}ormatiom.-Girls with red harare
said to fall in love with twice the intensity of
those having black They also talk twice as fast /
ard four times as hard
TPhishesiSil.--A festival called the Bearded
BALL. was recently held in Chicago. Every man
had to show whiskers to gain adinittance We very
mnch fear ours wouldn't have passed muster!
Peace.-News have been received by the Spiritual
Telegraph, that Peace viii be declared in Europe
on tomorrow. the 8th inst We hasten to give our
readers so important and agtaenftc intelligence!
4 scroHger.-Iti is recorded upon a tombstone in
Dunstable Church England that q weman of
that place had i9 children at births having been
thrice delivered of 3, and twice of 3.
;St,H ia operatioa-Charey Greaff S Oyster Sa-
loon, in the basement of Hemphill's Hotel. Those
who are fond OF oysters cant do better than to give
himacall He's always ready to tend to business
TIE third degree. .'-Thoni-Ass says he 'always
felt degree Of meanness &c Guess that was the
third degree, TO which he initiated at the
cent election You're a posey. amt you, Tommy
.Crro,,2z and 1of1y tuut5ltug'-on Tuesday NOR
ming last as the seighing party was leaving town
for Philipsburg Wehope the Doctor didn dsIocate
his yertebreal column. Hes sound on somerset.
Cleartfczd Li5rory.-We understand this institu-
tion has been rcsuscitated, and is now in flourish
ing condition. 1t deserves TO be well sustained,
and with proper selection of books, may be pro-
ductive of a vast deal of good
Hgppy state of fttiRgs.-At the rccentterm of the |
Potter County court but bill OF ind ictment was
laid before the Grand Jury. and that returned
fgoraH:us Tho key to the matter, is the fact that
Licences to sell liquors have been granted in |
that County for the last three years
Good a1eice.-The Watchman says:-Whoever |
denounces the American Party because it works in
secret councils, had better go to Rome, with let
ter of introduction from Postmaster-G eneraI Camp
bell and there learn the definition of Jesuitism!
Rtch-the exposition of '.Know Nothingism'' by |
Thom-Ass Mahaffey, published in the last number |
of IA democratic gaper' It's almost equal to that
of the renowned Corporal - which we had the |
honor to give to the public some months since.
One Of the kimgs.It is said that the King of the
Sandwich Islands loafs around the town of Homo |
lulu, peeps into the tayerns and is ready to take
nip" with any person that asks him. lie isn't |
worth red cent, and has credit. Hes almost |
well off as we are ourself.
Difficult to dccide-the character of the process
sion that left town on Tuesday m orninr last The
slow pace at which they moved off and the toling
ofthe bell, led us e inquire whose funeraR' Viewer
agreeably surprised to hear that it sleighing
party.
Don't ksou hias.-aSam'' says he don't know
Thom-ass, the New Washington Author Thinks |
that he wanted to get Introduction him at the
late election in Burnside, but he couldn't quite
it. He knows little already, that Sam
afraid to interfere with him. lest he should
spoil Natures workmanship
Phre,,okogv-
To seek out heads of every shape
Bacon and Shakespeare, ass and ape,
Phrenologists take pains:
And in this search they surely right,
For ne'er system brought to light,
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