Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1855-04-06

Phillips, Sampson & Co announce for
publication on the 9TH of April. new
work by Mrs Harriet Beecher Stowe
1t is entitled The Mayhower and Miscel-
Iancous writings
Three cokneys being on, one evening
in a<lense fog, came up TO building
shlch they thus described. The first
said. There's mousse
No. replied the second, its nut
The third said, You're both wrong,
its a min
DO you love me, Simon Do love
you ask the sun if it loves the flow rs
ask a cold kitten if she loves warm
brick love you show me the man who
says don't. and III cave in his head with
cistern pole y
A Sacramento paper says of an incident
IN that ne ghborhood-' Messrs. Nelson
and Sanders engaged in an affair of hon
OF at the Union Course on Sunday
The only regret seems to be that neither
was seriously Injured"
What is the meaning of backbitter"
said reverend gentlemen, during an ex-
animation al a parochlaI school. Thus
was puzzeler. 1t Went down the class
ill it came to a simple little urchin, who
said. 'P'.'aps ii be flea
An Albany lady--a lady of experience
contends that kiss on the forehead de-
notes reverence for the intellect; kiss
on the check, that the donor is impressed
with the beauty of the kissed one; but
that kiss imprinted on the lips shows
love. 60
A gentleman having frequently re-
proved his servant, an Irish girl, boiling
eggs too hard, requested her in future TO
boil them only three minutes and a halt
by the clock.
Sure, sir replied the girl, how shall
| do that, for your honor knows that the
clock is always quarter an hour too
lastn
The Prince of IYalss.-A whale that
yields 90 barrels OF sperm oil.
A Most Desrabk Ircstmcnt. -The
Investment Of Sebastapool by the Allies.
What kiud Of essence does a ypung
man like when he pops the question:
Acquiescence
! What mechanic may be expected TO
ou,liye all oihetst The boot and shoe
I maker, for he Is everlasting,
/ A cotiee.housc in Cincinnati has a
sign If an inverted boot, as ii delicate
hint to It's delinquent customers 10 loot
up"
The man who was "picinre of des-
par las been set III a "SerIous frame OF
mlnd, aud hung-ln the back parlor.
a Real blessing to mohcrs. --Cou'dn',
some body invent a soap which would en-.
able nanmas TO get daughters oil their
hands, !.
\ late writer in speaking Of the es-
,ra,ngance 81 the age, refers To young
gent who pastures eight golden studs III
his SHIRT bosom.
What did YOU hang that cat for, Is.
aac!' asked the schonl-marn. He look
ed up and with gave c"unlenance an
swered -"fnr menliny, marm.'
I Sal" said one girl to another, 81 am
AZ glad | have no beau now.
Nv hy so2@ asked the other.
30 cause, can eat as many on'ons
As please.
/ A dandy lately appeared in Iowa, with
legs 50 auenHa,ed, that the authorities
had him arrested because he had mo WIS.,
he means ot support"
! Ladies of a certain age may perhaps
envy the Emperor OF China one OF has
luxuries his birthday is celebrated but
once IN ten years.
! They make sandwiches in Australia
by putting piece Of leather between
two >hin.le,. The price depends upon
the supply of old boots.
Aun, Basy was dividing mince pie
amonc the boys, aud when Jim, who had
wickedly pulled the cats tail, asked for
his share, the dame replied No Jim. !ou
are wicked boy. aud the Bible says
there is no piece for the wicked