Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1855-01-16
From the London Punch.
Gliosr or ConBETT 10 AMIR pEE>.

"Abtrdeen, jus, look hcle, will yo,l have
BEEN tending your speech, Whci4 shy your
spec cl, mean that which you c0llcoctc,l, aud
which ChanworlI, your precious Clmncellr I, pre-.
sentctl ~ lie Queen, That she might lead II 10 tie
| i.otiS, Commons, Woman aud Reporters, Un
Tuesday last Tie Queen, Of course, llad 10th.
Ing 10 d, will, The composition, aud though you,
with your m;ufal i,npn.cnce, will accuse me- VI
dlsIespecl 10 her, y0n knoto that mean nothing
Of ,lIc kind. anl 10 yJu, aud about yla, Old
Woman.
"You never Ind so good opportunity Of writing
q speech IN which sitong thugs tou!d pEopetly
l,c said in u strong manner. iUn might have blow il
Il trumpet, aud have sci English biuud ii flame
with lie music. You have preferred 10 SPEAK ,iI'-
~ penny whistle, and u speak out Of tune
Tie speech is The very worst tla, ever WIS dtliv.
trc', However, shall coullnc myself IL notice
" It's bad grammar.
"You cannot get through Tho FIST line without,
II Scotch null.
81 harx eiicd you togtihrdm Ills UNUSUAL.
srason NJ ihr ytar,'
"What do yoli nlcpn by Mai, cl2 Why Is the
ltriUi Of the year uusuul Is It unusual 10 have
win.eI, OF 10 have December. Of 10 have a twelfth
Of DcctnLeri The petiud Is tlol unusual. What
suppose was meant WIS, hat !, Is unusual lot
Parliament IL meet IN December. Then why
could yon nnl say sol Why mol have written,
'rhc permit (slidslop) nj which have railsd you
iogtiMr (ayuIsat plfase) Is III unusual one.
Wtil, you 90 OH
"7hai ~ your assistance Imayiake such meas.
mts' wa your assis,aice] as tpW enabie me 10
prosecute Tie grfai ,rar IN irhieh nc dre Engaged
t0ih TIE greatest pigor.' st}i II
I'VE NE mol engaged In The war with The utmost
vlgOf VIVA, you mean IS, tIrlt you wan, meas.
tlt,s by means Of wuich Tie war may he pIOstcu.
TED will the utmost A!sor, n1l that you III, but
you wished Queen VGioiia to say hat you DO.
| 'fhel why no, Wrltc down for Iler what you
M un,f
"I runuoi douhi INT yop SHIRE my eonriciion
d HE nrctisi,y cf saring M t.pWi TO ungmtni my
ju,ets noic Engaged II The Crimt".'
f" This Is not ul,gMnlhl.tital, but weaker
slopitr phase ior Tho description Of i, slfons net
was never devised. bat you cannot long adhere
even 10 such English MS llial.
The rrrfiious rllky hare nude [nlean writing
Why mol have said, which my soldiers lave nadt]
and The riti1res ihey harc obaintd are not trcetd
Ell il TIC b. ghiesi pagts Of histmy,'
elbow cnn eSerti0lls aud victories he ,Scecdcd
IN roetsl ESetions [you had better have made
few] ntc TIC acts Of mn, pag, are rapr, aud il
Is shear slipslop that brings them together, as IL
they were things OF the same mature. What You
meant was that the brightest pages Milne Iya
ptesS) 'o( history record nothing, exceeding ~
merit aud glLry The exel,ions, Nc, 5t
"7he htariy and .lcieni cooperation Of Tie
bape ifoops ef ny "lly he emperor Of lie Ftrneh,
The glory Sc.
"Co operation with whom OF WHAT DO yoi,
mean that the troops co operated with each Other!
Of course they did, bnl oyou mol mean TINT
but you do not say with v hon they co.opelaed,
Why moi shy that they co.operate,l ih my foIctsH
IL na ~ IL. itnt -
ahominabiy.
"I'ut This cooperation with nobody
"Cannol JEail 10 cement sill more elostlp' THAN
what 'tde union ,rhieh happy sutsists ttipeeh The
t,ro countries hat twoll
"Slpslop ayuin! DO you know What cement Isl
Or do you know what Union Isl \ union means
al accomplished fact, IL use Galcian jarsoll.--
low eau mote cement be used after a tlnion2--
Ny bricklayet's apprentice could |. acl YOU better.
~ hape also conciugeda treaty Nth dmerica,
BY rhieh SUBJECTS ,:cf long and dDituh discussion
haze been adjusted. a.. ~.
"Even all American would have written better
English, Adjust subject! QUESTIONS, you
MT ait, presuli Q, fr ~ T.
~ trust ihut o,htrmaiitrs (mean again, Of great
INTEREST and importance 10 TIlg general weijare
,piN moi be Neglected.
I'll tsreSt ~ the general welfare! 10 mol en-.
NNSV NFPo'S " hosb'"6t hlpHell ulsbI IftUNc W
ilosying women (your friend and ally The Austrian,
thinks differently and should slu,l,ler 10 0og
an old woman, So YOU ATE sale. But such sen.
ttnce ought 10 insure TO 4 lad Of fourteen wlip.
ping which would make even your House Of Luijs'
cushion no easy seat. Subjects tFgain) Of inter.
est IN he general welfare!
"Now, Aberdeen, do no, with yo,,r impulence,
say Tia, Gnd faul. ;ol the suke OF finding fault,
can ptoise when people deserve praise. The
last paragraph IN your speech is ytty decent, and
believe That Billy Gladstone wtoeil. The state
nlent thut Parliament exhibits The example OF
united people would be fnbbisl Uni Tor It's clever
Stability, which nipes "a Iie) that Parliament
represents The people, The last sentence Is yuI.
gully clumsy, ihts' aud Tie trust having no con.
liection But tic sentiment is uneSctpliolabt,s so
quote The passage; 81 s &. H. t3s IS
al feel assured ihat IN thf momfnious contest IN
lchith irt are engaged you ,ril rrhit 10 he ,o, ID
the example Of a uhiied people. THUS shaH ICE
obtain he rtsrtct Of oihtr buttons and MAJ trust
that By The blessing Of Col re shall bring he ,ror
10 u successful Examinations. fil n :, ~
III tlnsl that we shall But we shall mol, while
The county toletutts YOU as Prime Minister.
81 remain, Aberdeen, Is s,.,a i s,s,,.
Yours, disItsreclfnlly, 9
WlfLfaN' OoBpETT's GiiosT, HI
"GIlIon Collage, l.ethc Bank i4cs