Star of the Kanawha Valley. [volume] (Buffalo, Va. [W. Va.]) 1855-1856, 1855-01-10
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am human, then the laugh ioccured: and
commencing again, justbefore the "amen.
4 the pious old negro said O Lord.. We I
are not in the habit Of adding postscfipts
Ito our PRAYER, but if the ssptession,
Dress al dat an human, won = take in
desc wicked white fellers. den We pray
dat de Lord will Dress some dat am hui
man, also, besides.
...Sir," said oneof two antagonists with
Idignity, to the other, during dispute
(which lad been confined to words, !. You
Ehaye called me scoundrel and liar, You
lbaye spit in my face, vow have struck me
twice; | hope You viii not attempt 70 car
Nv this any further, for II you Do you wall
arouse the sleeping lion il this breast, and
I9cannot tell what may be The. consequen
Ices.tn'
.Ah Doetaw, does Glib choleraw awiect
i those Of higher awdows" asked an ex-
quisite Of a celebrated physician IL New
| Orleans.
d NO, replied the NJ. b, "but its death
I on fools, and you had better leave the CITY
+ immediately" 1t il needless TO add that
the fellow sloped.
They have some eloquent lawyers out
il IN Wisconsin. On d certain occasion one
+ delivered himself of the following speech:
.The court will please to observe that
4 the gentleman from the East has given to
them very learned speech. He hasroam-
FED with old Romulas, socked with old Soc
rates Ilgpea Win s.sss Uur honor.
does he know about the laws Of Wiscon-
sir" a<s.f Is H{ S
Mrs Partington says, whether -four Isl
I. dear or cheap, she always has to pay the
same amount Of money for half adol-
! lars worth She IS really ali observing
old lady, W.
| Root hog Or die. IS now rendered As fol-
| lows: II Penetrate the subsol, my porcine
friend, Or early expect ali obituary notice
! onyour untimely demise.
/ a bashful fellow wholWasi about t. Be
I married by a-preacher who required re-
/ snonses resolved to make himself perfect
! in the responses Of marriage service; but
/ BY mistake committed to memory the an
ii, swers on baptism, 30 when the clergy
in man asked him, s.Wilt thou have this swoS
no man to be thy wife, Z De- the bridegroom
Il answered in very solemn tone:
ri ..Irenounce them all. 81
&C The astonished minister then said. =
I think you are a fool. -
/. To which he replied: 'IAll this I stead
ii III lastly believe .s4 s
Isl ~Aworthy gentleman, whose wife, though
an excellent woman, is slightly inclined to
II @lotf Had
81 loquocity, lost black pointer and was
ii speaking to us the other day of his mis-
~ ~ fortune. We advised himjto advertise the
~ loss. He replied, soh, i did that inme-
,ef al diately.'' why we answered. ''w6
lg, have not noticed it. What paper was it
ul4 in?' None It0ldny pi1s =
II Z. Al young wife demonstrated with her
- husband, 4 dissipated spendthrifts on big
:. conduct. 81 /. l.g
TT my dear" said he, elm only Ike the
.he Prodigal Son; / shall reform by .and-b
Oh "And i will be like the Prodigal Son,
lid too,'' replied she, Il will arise and go 70
il my father And off she wen. 4stlss
lld aJohn, / fear You are forgetting ne. :
l.e; said bright-eyed girl 70 her sweethoar'
y Y the other day. s.i
I'm, Yes. Sue, I've been for getting yot
md these two year."
- II ain't going to be called q printer
er devil any longer more n AIM, lex
ma claimed our Filibuster SAN the other day
IN, in terrible pucker. well, what sshal
and we call you--hey? why, call me ]
the typographical spirit Of al eyilwif yo'
lill, please that's all. aa .iiiBp'' sds 81
On DIR. M'NE1I AND DRuSSrsSrss Re,
the DR.. M'Neil issued general invitation 7
CITY to the woshipers at St. Paulss, Liverpool
on to lecture on.tho. evils Of &drunkennes
avs Some wag, wellacauaintsd with the churc
It q gocrs who Ike 4 glass, got the motto
ent, printed as q circular, and then sent
round among them, with the words, IN
and friends are afectionately y
yit.d TO attcnd.,, GreatwA the indigns
ion ton ct the Doctor. and especially IN qua
for ters that might seem most " need pf Y
in lecture. M ID. sststaep gees sstNsx s
pre- Alta PARTY few evenings since, ~
here young gentleman named Frost was eatir
and Ian apple in quiet corner BY himself
| no young lady came up and gaily asked hiI
I allI.s.why he did not share with henri d ]
| - good naturedly turned thsside which y
IT,. not bitten toward. .hera ssying: .1el
:. -, take it If you wish.n No 4 thank yo,s
~ lIshe exclaimed, looking 1t him archlys
anu would rather have one that = mot }rQelst
bles, tsnp' and ran OF 70 join, the cQrnpap
leu- leaving poor Frpstwith 4 thaW y his hes
,nre Il was done when It was begun; Il y
o,,nsl done when il was half done. and w
wasn't done when 4 va 6nishsd ~
IsEs what was Il? OF courss you can't g.
Will this do? 9 $50 = "a
sAs Timothy Johnson courted aSueonE
1. or Dunn. Itwas' Dunn when 4 Wa4 bss
} in Ii was Dunn wheAtit - kllf donc, =
rope, wasn't Dunn wheni y ~ idoac slorit4
bey- Johnson. ~ d /,
u nIrIy "casaf, what al bssc " ~
U ". KY what stole d. tallov q s u n 41kl
y .sIIe has bean taken mi doall j. y
land cdrfi6d Up II do q y
kit trist e ti.ss s2s II = "a ~
II X 4, /. =, ~ $3.50 8