New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-01-23

~. frightened jumped from bis seat, and prepare
to rur but. sensible 10 ths lsst ne TOOK hns 's'
h.,,st-rsver-ptly took of his hat and ss'd d--mn
af sid resumed hs Sat Rocking oecsne
se,.ssi-msS,um said the spriu we're rsa5y &
su,u.r Qu.sfioDs-ssked II soy spirit ~oad talk %
ms-yes. Cone slo.z, renrksd-oos, spur, an
nosuced ia advent by Q series Of ksocks, which
v.nia have ccrs honor 10 . dozen psnty p0.tnen
rolled iuf- one" ASKED sho l. was-snos' Of my
uuci.-ir.vsr bad an uDciel-inqaired If he wa.
s.sur-s.lersbly Whist ere YOU sbsnf '-principN
scssfaf-ns are, hub,ing vd bees es'ehiny ca'-h.s,
cheptipg pins lumber, ard making hickory whip
stocks. Ho-is your wife l-sober. just Of present
Do you bsye good igsor up there -" VERY en-
phsirAliyl What 10 your comparative sttustloa -
ssn % tbs sscopd sphere hope sosa ~ &c, pro noted
INTO the third, where they only work SIX soas
cay and have sppls dumpiDs' every dsy, Tor dinns'
5000 bys-rsfe wsnr me 10 come e@s spank tns
bnty Ose Of the old foozlss nov wanted % talk
% rit-~ss grntifed by the remains 81 bis nzternal
Kr.nomOih-r, who hammered out, IN scenes OF
foroibls rape the gratifying Intelligence, ths. she
~ss very wsi co1ientsd, and spent the NEST OF her
tine orini ng green tea sno singing Yankee Doodle.
Dsnybooi nov toos courage. and sung out for bis
father 90 CINE aud talk to him-l~beo the old gentle
asu arvs, be was one Of en- on demsns,
the faiber came--inis, sstirg conversseon-~d MAJ
10 trOsbls-lssi all bis money betting en- horssrscs,
snc bod just pswbed bis coat, aod spare shirt TO
ssf money 10 sst himself up in business sgAs 40
,op.oorn merchant. Dsmphool sunk down e.
bsusisc and bsrro ~ed the brSndy bottle Dscon-
solste vioow gets communication from her husban1,
that be - great deal happier nov than formerly
dobt want to come bsck 10 her-no thank you
voalc rather not Old maid inquiries II husbands are
pienty-to Der great JOY u informed that the pros'
pset !. good. 1.-the boy asks II, when ne gets into
The other world he eau have lcng-tail eost-moser
tell. him u shut up-smal boy whinPs1, ana says
that be alwsys hos worn -bort Jscket, ana ne eh,
psc's when ne gets to Heaven, he'll be Q bso-iAh
ugL
Dauphools attention to the bottle has reas'ursd
biz SPIRIT he 10 easily affected by brsndy-one gla's
..Fll .-( IL - h. haa
two bumpers In hu, he owns a great deal Of real
.stats abd elass No makes him rich enoagh 10
boy the Custom House, and he nov ventures
abotbes inquiry OF bic resive. who shuts HIN up, ~
tslli him. az sOon A. he gets sober enough ~ Tell
Maiden. lane from light house, TO go home and 20
10 bed.
Went a. IL myself Inquired all scrts Of things from
all siDds a spirits, black spirits ana ~mts, req
spsits and gray" Result a. follows by means OF
tkuups knOoA., rape, AMI spiritual kicks, learned
thaf ssmpsos ana Hercules have gone into partner
,bp in the millinery business Julius Cesv Is ped.
cling spples and mOssses candy. Tom fsns ana
Jack shepard keep . billi~d-tabe. kosh Is running
. canal boat Xsrxes ana Othsao are driving oppo-
stion stages George III has set up Q caravan, and
10 waiting. inps'ieLtly, for kossuth and Barnum 70
cone ana 20 halves. Dow, junior, 10 boss 81 MeA-
odist camp meeting. Napoleon spend. most Of his
time pIa ing penny ante With the Three Graces.
Benedict Arnold has opened lager bier saloon ahd
kfl a vacancy for s. A Dousis shite nan John
Bupysn ia clown in a circus John Calvin DIR. John
scp s,tssy, Plutsrch, Rob Roy, Davy Jones, Gen.
Jscksoo, ana Dsmphools grandfather, are about es-
tsblihmg q trsveAing theatr having borrowed the
capital. two per cent monfhl-they open WIN
" flow h. pay the Rent DIR. johnson III fancy
dance; to conclude 9th "1hs Widows Victim, the
principal part by Mr.. Pckwick. 10 Smith has
bought GU, the Devil and l. going TO convert Iophet
into Mormon Paradise Shakespeare hes progressed,
IN his new play far the fourth act where he has
eot ID. hero seven miles and half up in balloon,
chile the dsconsoaie heroine s hanging, by her hair,
TO limb, over pr-cPicei question 70, how the he
bsiors her bsh bresks ~ her head pulls OF.
Spirits now began 10 come without invitation, like
Paooi.. 10 a wake. Soul 81 an alderman called for
clan soup and bread aud butter. Ghost Of news
bo, sung out fir the Evening Post. All that was
lett of : Bowery fireman wanted to know u Forty
bnd got her bait fixed, and . new ineh-and- a-haf
notze. Ghost OF msrmion wanted q dish Of con
crsbs and called out after the old fashion, 20 charge
!, 10 Stanley. Medium had by this time, lost oil con
tfol over her gbostly company. Spirits Of walters
soldi, - tailor, Dsmphool rembled) bsbies, sseon-
keepers dsaeors actors widow crcusridsrs in fact
all varieties Of obstTeperous sprtes began to play
che GeVl with things generally the dnnx-tsble
Jumped no, turned two somersets and landed with
on. lex in the widows lap, one IN Damphools mouth,
arc the other two on the toes Of the sanctmon0us-
looking individuals opposite; the washstand sI-
hhiieo strong symptoms OF desire to dance the
Jenn, Lind Polks On Bull Dogges hesd; the book
csse beat time with exirAordiuary viger, and made
faces Of The company generally; our walking cnes
anc umbrellas prcuenaded round the room, in
eoupl,s without the slightest regard 70 corns or
other pedal vegetables, while the bedstead, in the
corner was ex,empoiizng a comic song, with AVG
orous accompaniment ON the soap-dish, me WASH
bowl and Other bed room crockery
Boil Dugge here made rush for the door, and
drsh.d wiidl, down broadway, pursued as he AYERS,
I. this cay by the spirit OF an irshmsn with pick
az q ba,d.saw, and n ghcshy wheelbarrow Con,
GLIDING I had seen enough, took Damphooi aud
Il ID . bottle lempt, or he would never have len
IL no went home satisfied that there ore more
hing, in heaven and earth than are dreamed or eX-
cont Nv living rasdiUns' so called; who too lazy
TO work and too cowsrdy to get an honorable living
by stealing adopt this method TO sponge their bread
and butter out OF those whom God in his mysterious
whcom. has seea di 10 send on earth, weak enough
10 believe their idiotic rawlings.
Disgusied but stIl yours,
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