Eaton Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1843-1856, 1855-08-02
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JTPast events are as clear as mirror tie
future obscure as varnish.
u-7NIen will wrangIe for religion-wrile for
it-fght for it-die for it-anythng but hUs
for IT,"
OJ-The height of Imagination - 10 tie
mackerel to your coat tail and think yourself
mermaid.
Qj7Solomon took an inventory of The world
and all the best things n it I; and the sum to.
tai amounted lo-"VaniIy."
GFPunch says says that the "grcatest organ
in The world is the organ ofSpeech in woman;
an organ too, without s:op"
GTWhat is stronger in death than in life :
An old yellow. legged hen. If you don't be-
lieve it, Try 10 disSect one after boiling.
GTWhat will you leave me in your will"
said lady TO an lrlShman. He very cooliy
answered, ",Ihe wide world, my darlint.'
GJMoney is so scarce in The east that when
two dollars meet they are such strangers 10
each other that The owners have 10 introduce
! them.
GJIt is the opinion OF the doctor that the
lawyer gets his living by plunder, while the
! lawyer thinks that The doctor obtains his by
piH-age.
pNever give boy shilling to hold your
shadow while you climb tree and look lnto
the middle of next week-iL is money thrown
away.
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(STlf you want TO be respected, 60 we'll
dressed. People uever "wring the necks" OF
top. knot chickens. Keep that in mind, young
''u''' ''iu se"''|"'"'
Or"Do you think I'll get justice done met"
said culprt to his counsel. al do not think
you will" replied the other, for see two
meu on the jury who are opposed TO hanging"
lJ"lS IL very Slckly mere Saiu son o.
me Emeralu iSie the o,ner uay u ano'neI.-
yes Iep,leu MS companion, 20 E,et. many
Lave dieu thiS year "ho he'et o'eu oe'oie'
~, o.,ohro,oa ,oet -, o,e time advertised
that he would supply "iines tot any occa-
SION" A hSAertnan sought nllil shot''y a',el'
and wanted line S|!oHS enough 10 calcn
porpoiSe''
n7Poss-sWbv don't vou 70 to work, aud
sVTP poHs .TS wv NV, nse ~ .na 49, fourth
III, 80 IN la tbunSs, ont ,f Il n
j =, Tro Yu', n,;uJ I'd 70 - r'
" " '-''"N
! ~ California paper gives me iollowine
J as Inc DeSt 'ilIe u iot III Ga" rld"|'sTo -
. ITtHe Tt iiIie ncrds conGrmalion, blow some
. hodv,S hrainS outn
Nv henever you see iaoy aau gehtie'
man alone IN cab each looking out OF uii-
lerent wlnde~, De convinced Iuat 'ney ele
some months at least.
,--.u,- 49,. r.. al ,h;nrsn so;d
W lheieS '''Ie oi ",t .%5Ii heI;ans
ctus'; oiu T ,I'IoT ~ .,,;c mv sbatn v;ne.a,
t"o' n''e"eteo NO - ~ n.me, ,,
voice ."heh you pa! lo' !ou, "Tmop"p'''
l"'' ~" M u" '''' 'e''''
d U'Does this razor take hold well ~ IN
qured barber Of gentleman Who was un-
f dergo!ng the operation oi shaving one oalutua!
s night. eyes" was the reply, II lakes hoiu
d first rate, but 1t don't let go worth cent.
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" IAN " Salu IoNna"llI young icuH
), speaking on SOhe Supeo1 !" "C" , voMIa
e I embrace an opnortunityv' .'Would were
10 an oppor,uni,y,' exclaimed her bashful lover.
=
- G7"Would you like 10 subscribe Tor DICK
enSs Household words ~ inquired sombre'
~ locking magazine agent. "HnuSehold words
Ia have played the dickens with me long
enough !" was the feeling reply OF The hen
lie pe'Ne0 "u'0""N'
rFJonah wrote 10 his father fter the whale
first swallowed him, stating that he thought he
had found good opening for young man 60
Us ing into the oil business; but afterwards wrote
for money to bring him home, stating that he
he ia been "sucked in
IN IN GPWhat melancholy spectacle it is wheE
>" young men is seen wandering through tht
20 streets of strange city, alone in the Groves
=, solitary in the multitudes, meeting no extend
!, sG hand, no smile OF welcome, destitute o
- money aud friends, and-"with corns and tigt
-, boots on his eet" !"
,r,J,o,, ,ha o.bs
AZ NJ seItenduiIs Pa.ay ". oo; 80, oLo;ne,
evening, after singing some OF tnelt cno,ce.
iet songs, accompanied win Instruments mus.
Ing were asionlshed al Delng salu'eo WIZ
re- way dar, now whl'e 'olKS' ana uon 2e
ing maxim Tools on yourselves no 'onsei. LG "a
SerenaderS IN a huUs-huNiHs eo' III" VI
10 wrong box
40 nYTbe Irisbmon who wroie 10 his fIent
ne informing him of the devoted attentions of b