The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1855-04-23
ULoCY ON THE LowKoaIoTIy sTEEM ISGINE.
a,z r., JoLn III T1ITred1s

uLoOY ON THE LowKoaoTIv sTEEM INGISE.
@,@s By JOHN III Eldredgs.
Crate innovatur on the osld moads ov travelin
Yew hich CRATE meIny stages togethur,
Fill UNI full ov peepel with thare bagidge,
With thare karplt bsggs banbocksis, &c,
That you're cummin without ade of quaw-
droopeds,
slch as cams, HOSES and ellefants
To pull yew and yure lode of inhabitance and
And that yswlI goe oaver the rode on yure oan
hook, - .- ...H.
Crate innova.ur ON the oald moads ov travelin
Terryfer of kattel and fut traveIersl
Yew goe 1t stroDgI Yew put in like
Volkanoe deprived of gravytashun
To hoald it furm. and so ruShin on the surplus
With sentrifhs gle forse, suffishunt
Too ovurkum awl obssurkles Ia its wei Cd.
II emmy crittur of the lowur awdurz OF bein
Is in yure parth, yew set up heejus skreem,
So that the kattel kique up thare heals
And gallup, jest as it happenz, ows ov the
weigh
Or In it-bein too alarmed to fawm jujment
With the common cents that purtainz to thare
4 natur: r,- Ests.-
And man whew walks the urth erekt annd sub.
When missln his kslkurashun of yure disuns,
Jumps right or left inter peat and swomps,
Inter krks or dichez of muddi waiur,
Which spiles there close and leeves them
Ia purity 6cks to present thareselves
To aevenin party, or to make a wshde-for
visit
TO the beluvid objick of their aieckshuns.
And somtinz yew hit rite agin the ocks,
Or the unthinkin boss, or spessimen
OF deep humanity pokin along
In solom meditashun on the rales,
And grynd them a vi to smash and ltel atoms,
KILN um without BENNETT of klargy-
Terryfsr of kattel and fuI travellers
Rapid kommuniks,ur betwene distunt pints
allews luke on yew with admerashun;
And as yew thundur along so nifty easy,
Whistlin, ringin & screamin,
Smoakin and tarein up dusty partikels.
think how konveniunt 1t tbs for man In
Too etc his brekfuss in queen vctory's der
minionE,
Dyne 10 Bostun, & take his kup Of highsun
In NJ Yorke att arly kandei-Iite.
Sch is the triumph of genous
When 1t kombinds with meykanck art
Too kiere obs.rukshuns from the parth O!
beins
Who feel that thare emortal sperrits
Shud not be hampurd bye lawes of thyme and
spayce,
But have rite, Of thare's emmy weigh to KUN
Too goe from wun part Of the yunivass to an
In no thyma, nor parse the spaycs ssretchin
betwene-
Rapid kommunikaturl
Evidense of hooman progriss bein onwsrdz
Forty yeers was the childurn OF Isreal
gittin threw the dezurt from the table Of ia
70,
Eff yew had bin thare with yure pillur of fer
BY mite, d yure clowdy COLON of smoak by
day,
Yew'd put UNI threw In 40 hours
Inter the land fon with milk and bunny,
Too the astonishmunt of the Jebusiehts.
The High-vights, Hi.-tights, Git tights & Phil
listians.
And wunce it TUX some weaks to go from Bos-
tun
Too Hartford In Konetikut, and murths
TOO wreech the plaise WHARF Sinsinuatty
stands,
NOW famed for deth -dealln slawter howses
And packin pork in pseses sootabel
10 bake with beens. and to try owt for vary
kulinery purposes, SIGH as fryinn do nots.
Now theas jurneys can be finished nm
At short motifs with neetness and disnscb
Shoein that the humin mind Is kapabel
of kontinooal Development In skience,-
Evidens of progress