The union Democrat., 1855-10-13
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Man, says the anatomist, changes entirely i'll seven
years. Then, says Rob Logic, my tailor should
not ask me for the bill | contracted in lS45-I
an net the same person, hence owe him moth
ing" Al editor out West, slaucing at his dapi-
dated uumcnt;onabes, says he agrees with Bob to
the very letter.
Mrs. Smikes says the reason that children are
so bad this generation is owing to the wearing of
oaiter boots, instead Of the old-ashoned slippers.
Mothers find it too much trouble to unite CATERS
to whip children, SO they go unpunished-but
when she was a child, the way the old slipper did
use TO do its duty was caution
Hope writes the poetry of a boy, but memory
that of man. Man looks forward with smiles,
but backward With sghs. Such is the wise pro-
yidence Of God. The cup Of life is sweetest at
the brin,-the flavor is impaired We drink
deeper, and the dregs are made bitter, that we
may not struggle when it is taken from our lips.
Some wise man, years ago, said: 20 If you want
to learn human nature, get married to spunky
girl, move into the house with another family
and slap one Of the Young ones, and then you'll
learn it
MY love-" said B. to his wife, why is a
l.aplander like miner Dye give it up
Cause he derives his support from the rain,
dear (reindeer)
Miss, can / have the exquisite pleasure of
rolling the wheel of conversation around the axle
tree of your understanding for short time this
evening ?" The lady tainted.
Ii is not well 70 set up for perpetual moral
list among persons who love pleasure. You will
be like skeleton AT s ieast-diSmal and unwel
come.
The shape of a kiss is said by the editor Of the
Louisville Times to be eliptical. This must be
derived from the sensation one experiences while
enjoying the luxury for it is certainly lip tickle
"Our Friends in HelI' is the title q. new
publication from the pen of tie Eey. Mr., kiiien
OF Glasgow. Scotland doubtless intended tor
SIMMER reading.
Miss - says she would Ike very much to DO
something that she might have her DGua in TIE
paper We have advised her TO set some oAe to
have his name put IN with hers.
| Dickens remarks: Il think il mus1 somewhere
be written that the virtues of mothers shall
,ionally be visited on their children, as well as
the sins OF fathers
| 4 writer on swearing, says that an oath from {
woman is unnatural and discreditabe. and he
would as soon expect bullet from rosebud.
| Austria is about TO emancipate her Jewish sub
| iects preparatory TO further internal reforms,
which are much needed.
| Kindnesses are slowed away in the heart, like
bags of lavender in a drawer, and sweeten every
| object around them.
| Iron was first discovered by the burning Of
| Mount Ida. one thousand four hundred years be-
4 fore Christ.
| Misfortunes are troublesome st first, but when
there is 10 remedy but patience, custom makes
them easy to us, and necessity gives us courage,
In late speech Lucy Stone said: 1--WE know
there is cotton in the ears of men. Let us lock
for hope in the bosoms of women
Money is defined to be composition for taking
stains cut of mans character.
John, what is a gentlemanl" Stubtoe boots,
long-tail coat and high shirt collar, sir"
Many people are esteemed because they are not
known.
Marriage IL the nursery Of heaven.