The Empire County argus., 1855-06-30
For the Empire County Argus.
SPECTATOR TO GOVERNOR BIGLER.
CoLoMA, JUNE Goth, Is!


on the twentee-thurd Nv this munth by our feers
the falanxers, at our CRATE cummin tergether il
this town. We stormed the strong sittydell NV the
hindoos on that memerabull okashun rowted en-
hoss, fut an dragune an tel yu gunner it was orfu
exstin tn lake on Sc it dun thar was consider
bull tawk at wun time pistiIs an kauphy, but as
thar was plenty Nv lager beer clus by we dident
yuse pistils-upon the hole put things thru bout
rite as lie tel yu porkertemper, after fust teln yu
as promist, how it was that we slipt up in the 10
Gordon matur; slipt did sa, yes, spt is the word,
but gunner it warnt mi falt ashore yu la it awl
tu John an Jimmy heer air the fax. On the mite
Nv the hang g-town corpurus elecsEun it seams John
had hurd how our sort had bin treeted an he cum
tu me he, Spec warnt tu put he in yur
ere. fe sez l., yes he, fle an he upt an toal
me awl bout it, how that Jo bangd Swinebanger
rite owt Nv his voat an wudnt let him sware, but
must hev the papers an nuthin else. Wei, sez l.,
John tis tn bad that tha hev TOWN owt that trick,
but cant help owrselfs fur the wurdin the law
is agn us. no, sez l. that no boldly ever thot Nv
sch thing befour, but that doant help the law,
sez |, that brangs anuther cais in pint no boldly
ever thot nuther that the mersheen Jimmy has bin
runnin so long, warnt awl rite but, sez |, the
Sooppreem Cort hev noct it inter pi, an awl the
grees this side NV turnit won't sav it. Sez John
line nifty sorry lie mingul my teers with yurn,
but thar is no BAN in gillid, were bownd fur the
tother side NV Jurdan. But John he was brust on
akount NV Swinebanger ben a dutchman an he
woodnt heer tn me- so we went tn Jimmy (he's
Johns dunneer rezort we lade the hui mattur
rite before him-he hurd it awl thru and then
luked serus; bi bi he guy snort an we node
suthin was cummin Sez he Cheer air his words,)
DIN tu the dignti mi pursishun an am IA yen
tleman NV onbemished repertashun, NV sanelis on
tegraty, a sound joorist an rype skollar," (Gel-
wicks,) kin maik the sociates cum tn the skratch
an lie du it or urn the cort; therefur sez he, Ime
fur pursecutin. That settled the mattur an he sed
he wood pursecute, he ddent keer what sed. So
gunner yu Sc John an Jimmy dun me jist as the So
cerates afterwards dun Jimmy, tha overrooled me.
tride tn git Arther tu jine in mi noshun lbut hees
so noncumita that he woodent du nuthin but shaik
his he'd an he bleeved the socrates wur nonuth-
ins an Jimmy was crazee. So gunner as coodent
stem the current NV Johns an Jmmys noshuns aloan,
we awl pitched in slipt as had perdicted But
the wurst Nv the hui thing is that it has razed sich
a tawk amung the people that tha hev got tu lukin
inter the law reedn it an expressin theer no.
shuns about it, an lukin inter owr rites in gineral
an lookin inter owr mersheen which tha sware tha
vii braik if we doant quit tryin tn run it. We
doant no what we'll du oness yule cum up an sc us
three. Me an John aftur cunsultin hev concloodcd
that yude bettur call speshul seshun Nv the legus-
1oto tbo
lux inter it, so sent huse doun tu Sc W.
Now Guvner, as yure gitin resles lie cum back
tu our crate cummn tergether. The biggist fite
was over yu an me an John Sum found out that
Jimmy an Arther Stun (the hard man) wur
agln yu, so we went an got georgetown John an the
hangtown 2. M, an line the Ju, an we awl pitchd
in fur yu strong The fust thing we dun was tu
kick out aw the hindoos an thugs this we dun on
the ground that we princerpally rishmen, an
we dun it in sicb a way that awl the faanxers
cheerd us a pour an sed we wur CRATE feers we
thot we wur; speshay line, he lookd as tho he was
punkins an he was tn whenevur he spouk sick ing
lish as yu Good understan. Our mex step was tn
put yu rite thru on reserlushun, but we kinder
slpt on that we weakened leetle but georgetown
John cum agin tel yu gunner hees sum in tite
plais, he maid anuther turn on EN-, but kean, the
man that moastly rides the fens, ben yu an seein
what John was aftur, tux rite hold Nv his colleeg
french an pitched him rite in agin John so french
hevin gut the Gu from our little falanx eddytur
moved tu lect Sennyturs (thats all his mine runs
on) fust was about to tote the moshun thru agin
mine an Johns noshuns propriety so | spt ~
tn John georgetown john an seA |, John guy it
tu him pursunal; so up jumpt John lik tigur; sez
he french yu doant liv with the niggers on the hill
Che coodent think nuthn else jist then an things
was pressing. Sez french its Ii, du liv with um
Sez pitch in john an he ump rite over the cheers
an grabd french by the wien an whpt him befour
yu Good sa Jack Robersun then awl the faanxers
cheerd John an sed he was rite becaws he was frum
the sholder. Yu no Guvner we allus 90 our bot
tom dollar on shoder shutter emmy how, fur tha
air sum on leckshun da, an hev wun menny hard
fit battle fur us. So tha awl went with John an
he karryd his pint. Hevin karryd the pint we
leced thurty-thre delights tu the grand stait cum
min tergether an we got full sheer Nv EN- fur yu
Then we purceeded tn elec gneral ticit, an heer-
in that the no-nuthins were popler in thes digins
we ected full tcit Nv EN-. don't mean hindoos,
nur thugs, for ourn air NV the full bludded natral
stok Sum people that wood grumble tn be hung
sa we dun rong in takin awl Nv our no-nuthins
from the south side NV the river but wun ; but tba