Plymouth banner. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1852-1855, 1855-01-25
WHOLE NO. LAO.


ton returns dep!oring the choice OF ,he
opposite candidate, imploring his Bless
ing on the next Governor, Of the w04ld
should stand insinuaied that he expectoS
the nomination himself. and concluded b.
advising Ham 10 exclude all foreigners, or
they would certainly kick up another ro-v
among the celestials. Downtown man,
on hand, ready 10 so up. tried TO pray brit
from want of practice could only utter
some disjointed sentences about 'uncurreni
funds, 'l'money market Erie down to So
(DamPhool whispered tina. If that man =
10 heaven he would melt down the 60 a- .
harp into coin. and Ia! il out at two =
cent. a month, began 10 rain harder,w
decidedly chilly their teeth chartered n
cold, and they began 10 wish for The con-
hagtst'on TO commence. Naughty b., or
the fence began tothrow stones--promis-
cuous praying on every side, Methodist
man stopped in the midst Of long touch
lug application to cuff the ears ola litlls
boy who hi: him with brick. hours slip
peg away. began to think the entertain
mspi was postponed on account Of the
half so scared as trey we're in the morn
irg. ministers had got too hoarse 10 tai
and sere passing the time kissing the ST.
iers. Damphool looked SO chilly tina
got him glass of hot whiskey pune b.
looked at me with holy horror, ana Feut
on with his paper, bat before be g .c
amen the punch had disappeared hos
hs nd DSf olh -ir ID
her 60 home and wash the bre Sit
dishs and then mend his Sunday pa
looms.
One O'Clock, zeal began 70 coai Of, T.
two the enthusiasm was below par. Z
three il rained SO | thought IN alteration
ia the Litaay would be necessary 10 mai
1t read. Have mercy upon Us. poor mis-
cradle Swimmers. Small boy threw
ha ndfui OF gravei at long Methodist M
which HIT him IN the face, and riade hlH
look like mullatto with he small pox
Long Methodist man punched small DO.
with fence-rail. Four o'clock. Gabrie
had'n, come yet. Dsmphool. much disar
pointed. muitercd something abon. bein
cold. people evidently getting hupgry
no loaves or fishes o. the ground. woman
with two chiiitsH said she vas gois
home 10 put their IN the srUnoic- bad, loI
man looked feuad 10 SEQ .hat no one
looking. then tucked hrs robe under
arm, got over The fence md started f.
homo on dog trot Dark. NJ signs
fireworks YET, pyTotectnic exhibition no
likely 10 commence for some time. Grow
impatient. n here :sniszaa De .nphool, sr
found him AZ hon afterwards paving
dsvotions 10 ga eight penn, eys ter stew
and mug OF slo.) Said al hour la.a,
when the crowd began t. d.spe,se wlf
lhsir ascension robes 50 sadly dragg
that if they had received second sur
mons to go it would have taken an eztr.
quantity of soap sujs 20 ms .e them p,
ssntabls among decent angels.
Appointed myself committee Of FIVE
to look into the matter; Offered the FOL
lowing resolutions, which uDenimousiy
adopted.
RESOLVED. That putting on clean
shirt to 60 TO heaven in. don't always re-
sul,in getting there. even ihouga the
tails be ofextra length, nad; that The creed
which teaches such mode of procedure
is fsrcical theology. fully worth, - be
ranked among The many other excellent
'ssils' of that veteran joker of woElt p
Miller.
Damply yours.
o. X. PEILAsDER DoEsTIcKs. P