Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1855-08-17

qulnch the thirst, an prevent the water ftom dom
harm. Well, yer Honor, when We had TUX the
drink Tim Reilly comes ronn' To the bar, an' says
| lie, chow dye do,'' says he, "bothiv ye's,' says
he, can hoW's the wife and childEen!'' says he
to me.
every well, Pm obliged to ye," says l.
tsIrs the bad weather we're havin', boys,'' says
he, "I'm in the opinion" sayshe ookin' serious,
''thst it's dale is choIerl wen be avin'," says
he, ''the raIe ASiatic, says he. GOWN to Jrinkn
in dirty waIher.'' says he, loOktn' over at the
two iv us.
Well, yer Honor. he had no sooner mintioned the
'ASiatic'' aud the dirty wather, thin imsgintly
had the wonderfully qnare feeIin' about me sto-
mick; an whin looked at John Dooley, declare
TO yer Honor, it's the honest truth Pm sayIn tillye
he was as pale as corp thatye'd be KIM.
whats the mathet wild yes John Dooey,''
says l.
''Pm powerful wake'' says he.
care We slck2" says l.
''Pm dyin'," says he, an he whit pullin' away
at his StOmick like mad.
.'Reilly,'' says |, ''bring drop o. iTnk,'' says
/, 'quIck,'' says |, ''Or he'll be cO:p, says |.
We'll. Reilly came cunning with the drink, and
Dooley roulin' away al his SiomIck whn we
tuck honltiv him, both " US, an says |. 'Dooley,
says |, shakin' him, ''takea drop o drink" says
|, ''irll warm yer Somick.'' says San drive of
the pain. says l.
| Poor John Dooey tuck the drink, and it warm
ed him beautiful. 1t twas the rale stuff, yer lion
or, sci was.
Chow dye feel now?' says l.
'.Pn better" says he.
''Irs glad am to hear ye say that" says I, an
so was.
"Gve me another SUPP says he "frr fear i,'ud
come back" says he, ian take drop yersiIt.''
says he, ''lor IFS mighty guare yer lOokin about
the mouth says he,
''rrue Tor yes, JohH,'' says 1, "for it's mighty
quare I'm feein,' saySI.
| Well yer HnnOT ThtTa was Tim Reilly the
Creature, we'd thnkh ID dye wild the griviu' al our
sickness, for he had put up the bottle before
ed it, knowin' stud in need ~ the physic.
We'll, yer Honor, il was more drink we tux, jiSt
to kapr aft the cramps from two StumickS, wiun
| John Dooley says lie, ''we'il go hone," says he
TO me.
s.l wiI,'' says I, am aft we whit.
Well, yer Honor, 1t was whin we were on the
road home when the accident happened-a pure
accident, yer Honor, that hurtel John Dooley'S
| head.
"Whin we were Gu the road.'' says to John
Duoley, says |, ''it's mighty corp ye was
John.'' says |.
"What!" says he.
"lt's near corp ye was" says I-manin no
oyer lyer. Paddy Regain" says he, looking
mad like.
"What ~ says 1.
eyer lyer, says he, repeating the same thing,
eyer Honor"
~ ye say lnNl 10 IuGI JOuu DOOlSy,' says l.
''I doo,'' says he.
"rhln Pm lyer," says |.
eyes, says he.
''Juhn Dooles,' says |, ''It's a falsifyer iv the
truth, We are,' says /, "O say that same 10 me-
says |.
"Well, yer Honor, stud out i'll an altitude,
yer Honor, jlSt 10 Tighten him from repeating that
same, yer Honor, whin bringing down me hand
| that mad stick in il, that kindle the fire
at home, Just To conn late the attitude, yer honor
bad cess 10 me- but .St by accident the stick cum
down wild thundeGln whack on the head v him,
and down went John DUoley, roarm uurtlIer, that
ae was kilt
well. yer honor. up comes the policeman TO
John Iyin OIL his back roarm. can | Arrest ye,''
says he to Jo!m DooleY.
"Whars that,'' says |, "it's meself that struck
him." says |.
''HOuId yer tongue" says he 10 me. '.orPntake
You to-" says he.
eye will!" says |.
al Will" says he, an SO did, yer honor, LAWN
John DOo!ey in The Strate.
That's the whole iv 1t, yer Honor, just is hap
pened yer honor; a pure accident, yer honor, as
might happen to Yer own blessed SELF if yer werr
Lavin cramp IN yer good Ioukin sturnick.
MasS'raie.-Well, PaCdy, if you will promise
not 10 let such an accident occur again, dent
know but IN consideration of your having a large
family, and as John Dooley has not preferred any
complaint, '!l let you go This time; Uut if you
caught again will give you the exleut Of the.
law. You may go.
Paddy Regan.-'Fhank yer honor; long life to
yer honor was always Sayin yer honor was a
rale dacint gentleman behind yer back, and now
I'm sure iv the truth iv that same, Good day TIL
yer honor, and may yer honor niver want sup of
the 'ule stuff to warm yer honor when yer honor
has the sickness.
And so. amid the smiles of the Magistrate and
spectators, Paddy Regain left the Cour:.
REMARKABLE OccuRRExcE-A Circumstance of
an extraordinary character occurred u short time
since in one of the tlourshing towns of the md
land counties. A clergyman died, and his wife
and daughters, on the third day after his decrase
reco'lecung that no Likeness remained, it was
agreed ere the grave CLOSED over him, that the boz
dy should be euShrouded and the portrait taken.--
young lady of some professional celebrity was
engaged 10: he task. She with the assistance of
the attendants, took off the Shroud aud placed the
body in the requisite position; but other duties re-
~ he oFIiS th.a ST.