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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1855-07-06
SCHENCK,S
NJ 4 Nd r 4 K l. PILLS

WI IL found 90 po''s'' those gunl.is, nsrss,n.
On t0 the tHttlri adicitinu 0i sll JilUus attacks.
pfumpt t1 start the sserstons 81 he liver. a1I
give a healthy tone o. ihs entire system. Indeed
ID j. us arItlsfy discover, be- Medical St,snss,
o. have Invented a rrmsd, lut thess stubbufn CIu-
paiufs. which dcycup@ ~ The resell. prudnrst
b, h,utuflrc Zee nee II al1msl-a mtnrral
ust, dreaded t1 uank arkHowlstgei 10
%. lrffrugt'r Do ihr ssueue iU ihs bnuan sysa
i.u. ThIt che pupsris' ~ rrrpiu vegetable
rHmrr.sr 40 the yiuurs ~ c,umsl, viihHui ii.
iu.l,I.H. tsn.ru5.s', o. nIw an admitted i'ri, r,n.
F,Irt .rfisruilh's D., scientific .rsssrshs, a.l
those who nee ihs Maairikr riII, vii IL h.v
s1fIshrffhpt ths h.st medicines srs Iaass T.....
Hat U, Hnturs iu tbr common hsibs and fH0'f
tLr Er'fs
The riH, opsl ihs bowels. anl orurst o.. POI.
fr..s arrangements without ss'trIIiHH HT HHf "i
Obj. ,........ rI..f.# OFF ff..... H. ..l~r ..l..Hs.
Tas s...,ur1 ~ Dole fs pHu.fs' us il.s. l..s,
90 utIl DEL 'srn %, ihr altered coiI 90 mo STOLE
HrI Ifsapt r,,lHg ~ che 'a.Iv D1uUissi.1 H"I
cleansing Of me tongue.
Aupl. fir.,tirr. iHr noe accompany each 'fN
ufrtII.. t1H thr prrs 81 qusrt bottle NJ ths -
Wei THuf, aHI rN ul i'ilIs eHmIHrsi ts Only
1r. dollar Bot separate blNr. of Pile can Do
bed of tu, ~ che Agrut. foe p rru's.
. Thee tsmrdi.. ace prepared u1,irr 'He rrfsr-l'
.urs,,r,un Il d. J. ~. Sshsu,s, prorus'H. ''
~lhrl,L', rumDa.s S,up, The ur. s.ia1Isari
rrrs|, Zoo Car.HurtYH, Bra1chuIs, tuHgH',
CuHf.. Sc. Gr..aaI ihs tnyrHiurui The rs..ifafri
ItIsnir.n.f,r. Hr s,snlYiHr anl trIs,Nng al
..,.sasss uiihc Lurgs. Heat. So.
Wholesale Agents.
phfrI,lalH.-GllBLliIt NLNIE : c.,
~ Nurh Thrd -usst
y. Yrt-C. y. CLICKNER : Go. 81 nl..
sBt ~urrt.
s.-RFDDING ( Co, State Surst
PsrlaqI. ~ N. NAY ~. Is I1i ~ Mu'"
N.rus.
Aud -rrp respectable duzgi', 'hrausaout lar
lursI state, ~
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WOE TO THE BED BUGS
Forty Thousand Slain in One Night
The uai. .l.s ,Ntsm,r,irr Il tbg., bl.nj, r'fca''
sthr
DEAD SHOT.

n rom low. IS old, and ceiling fall
Of diem. touch hitls i1.a tbs ruras aad crc''ors
aI ths s,iHus az well as ths bsdrsnt', nut it"
urrk 30 fHrs-ib, tssrlu,uyH oump.r'r--lhs battle
..Hr t.-ft- |st'fuJtisH complete.
- ~ me use Of me- Dsai Shot there
Dol rr r1Ni.us In.t rising vhs1syrr 5000 make he
Ted rr sweep ihc fr.r,aHas 's a.va1s tar o''e R'.
f.r h,,Hrs rsef CnrEnEtNI SvHLiv,T, ms
sHf,ruIs Nt,uHui.
SaItl, G.. ". NIWTlI.. ur'rr Gle L. : IT,
H. rrt|,nI. Gsa,aI AgsH. &c Maine.
NIsr s.I o., Uu..tsrs BrI .s,'rfs iu Mrf'ci'rs
r,ruaEss. ANDREWS 4 MATES, AEsHu,
T,r...ar .r,.ul, JOHN DRESSER l6
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1855-07-06

Bz,Es. p, is sid that bars arc more
plenty - Vermont iAs y1ar than they have
,-c- :.r Twenty-Five years. They make sad
AaT5s an17s the sheep on tAo mountains.
YJa-c and OF baass have been caught
within a faW days II Chi,.enden, Wind
a., lsi lLa.s -Ivas
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SUMMER ARRANGEMENT,

on and amer MONDAY, the
2l,, inst, the Steamers At.
t~SIf1ES LANTIC, Capt. GtoHoE
ss-n'-S>7 Ksiour, asd FOREST
cry. Can't. =. A. PRtst,, wil un 40 follows
I,,v;.r A,ia, a. rail I.,aH Whaff e,vry Mos
Is,, Tussdsy, wsdassiay. Thsrsday and Friday,
Al To'eIoek +. NJ; and Cen,ralWhaH, Boston. tn
sams days, at O'clock J.. W. -.
Csb,n Psssagr, slW
Deck 90
N.n.-.Eaeh boat IL furnished With large NOM
hcrof State Rooms lof the accommodation OF ladies
.u,i E-m,lis, and traveller are leminded ihaihy
iakiar thi. LINE, tnu saving Of iilne and expense
will hs made; aui that the ireou'en,enee 81 sni''
Jog IN Ilo'tou At late hours OF the night w'llaI'o -
avoided,
The Boatsarive in season ior the passengers 70
take the catlcs, trains oct Of the riiy,
The Company ace Mt icsron''o'e W hggsg
a. ~ amaunt sNsssdiog : 90 'o value, and that
personal. unlcs. notice u giNcn and ral iuf 1T
The rate ol Que passenger Zoe e't'! s9Vo addition
Al value.
Freight nkcn ailo ratss.
ia l.. billings Agent.
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To the Dyspeptic |!

4 RI ,ou AFFLICTED viih Dr'rTr'iA' Docs
y your hood d,'tfc.' luul Have lou diseased
aIort tLs .huubisr.. ,,is, S.. Nr
,.n truuhl.J With Cusrt,.N,ssl Are 500 sub-
i.ct IT, DirttNtss and iiI,uAoHI Have 700
a pl,ir apf.st,,e1 Doe your food l+,ame acid co..
me ,tpmash an. di,tTsss VOC AZ y"uS 'Ain and
s,s' yslio~l Do 500 ir,l doll and laosuld' u
,uu kgt, any Il these complaints, the bc't remedy
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1855-07-06

Grey own has tssa entirely r1tsi'. and
on .l5 ci.t 5f Nay tas citizens formed a
new s.vaa---.. ~ formally adopting q
s1asatl.-z and o.sa:iag municipal sarlr,
TIE reports conserving the Kinney erredi
ti.1 crszt-l hat litt!e interest.
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To the MAJOR ani Nldrnm'n of' iiirs aud
Nclcctmen Of towns in Maine.
N RICHARDS & SONS.

y n ~ = ~ ~ ~ - y y - y ~ ~
IYrOETIW~ ri SPIRITS aHH WINS e.
I,.r. rurp.tsf. HrI ph..,sH.r tr''rrs ir N,v
Ir.srH l,rr. pHH 4 .HlH', vHHl rr.rr,IH.1 ir
.....t .H|.Hf fH.H .Es a zoos .Hi..
sf..L. ir.n aH..H fH.f 600 prepared fr 'u".. H
.H...a. .I..IfrI Hr. ...f. of. rTH1I Hss" T'..I'
r.J.,.rI o., tlrn o.. ur.aaH.giI auI ur.l. o..
".ITHHsFs.
Tmr Ju,t.H STATE, Br1l.l Nae Harsr We ace
rfrI1u. r deliver Tur lH,fgn STuH fr'
Nc. lf r.lgr1I rnIA ssrs. t8 tlr ITfrhtsrt, ani
che IHv,st T1ftsf rT.s.. i1r Sash Uf such rfr.
H.tasrs, Is Jrslrol Ks.rr1fss suI Iafbis.l's
r..Birrs purrs rrI description eft s'0d,. &C..
uar.i-#I, msI. rf.'.si1rN AIafurlFsuararirl
o. er,g gHtif~ sat.sisriI1H.
I. ~. RICHARDS n Sous,
- atd - STATE Suvyi, nos TON.
NJ, ~. 1855 bnl5
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o.. -... 81. ..m n Snow Huu...., p
'r rf.ra' N.vs ua.y tsr-. ar-
r- -r... GOD. 'Hy duty tam s.a.,
t... Snow v... ...H t....
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DIR. J. II. MARCuIsI's
CELEBRATED CATH0LIcoN,
FOR THE RELIEF AND CURE OF SUI.
FERING FEMALES

stands pfs-smi.
nent Zoe ~ cBfa
tive powers On I'll
the dissasss f0r
which it's recon.
menjet, asually
ciiled FEMALE
COMPLAINTS.
, Onh-se are PaO.
LIFsus UrEEi,
90 Glling ~ the
Woanb fLuoR
ALsUs.or White,
CtiHnstc ",
~ ~ ArtOS
anN tfITE A A.
rios 90 Tu q
W oNH: lNCI,
BTsrAt HFNO,
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Important TO those wishing 10 Travel
Every Dollar invested brings 81.

WANTED. 500 men. with a capital Of from
w s25 20 500. IN travel N ever State,
County. towa AID village IN the Un'ls Stairs snd
Blush Provinces, ina light. sa'y and respectable
bsinss,. Tho. who sis nov engaged % the ba
n.s. are makin. sOOd pay, and are well pleased
snail, ,o,rsefe msn are warranted 70 max.
from two 20 ten dollar, per day, and a return ofall
lnorey invested every 30 dave.
For further particulars inquire personally Of
J. BRIGGS, Brunswick. Ne.
,,,o fNear tina Depot.)
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Freedom Noiicc.

THE sulsri,er hsrsi, gives public notice that
he h.. I.er dnl, ,pponisd iy he llunHablr
Judge ~ Prla,s. 90 the Couriy II OSipfd add
assumed the tuu,t " Administrators Of The e''aie
Of SAMUEL ". ARNOLD late o. Rumiori,
H. aid Coaaly, deceased, b. giving hood As the
law direci,: She thersOrs requests that ai persons
who arc ,adsbsd In the estate 81 sald deceased 20
make immediate payment. add th"se who have any
demands ih-fe"n, 10 eNhibit the same ta
May n. 1855. MARY w ARNuLp'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1855-07-06

E.,sr. o. tts.i,ag, r,isTUt, SUFFRTssTn,
aoi IEETouL.H MTS5rEUsTioS, so. with al
their .rrotnpin,tpg c,il.. Cancer eScrpird,) 10
matter how severe ot oi hos loog 'iand'ng.
References.
So Ara. Know. q has given good satisiaotinn
IN every in.taaes. snd 10 we'll spoken Of. not only
by ,ho.e who hs's used IT, bot b, their mo't inti.
mate friend. al.n. I Do Mt know oi any instanes
whsrs Il ha. failed a. give relief
". n. MILLS, " ~,
Rochester, y. Y.
must ,a,. from my own eNpsrirnre aoi psrson.
si lsstyatrBns boz eos practice, % has proved % IT,
ths bet and s,iest rsmsd, 90 the difficulties iur
vhtrh 10 J.. recommended, yit that u female
vrakusss. .nsh ~ PruIlp.us Utsfi, fl1pf Ahu',
and all irregular and psinal men'iuution, aud
disease. Of iuy ition Of The .'nalc uI'ns.
D.Y. fOOTE, ". D.,
s,ucu'e. y. Y.
wuud 10 sl,d &, have further supply ~ The
msdrius b. t-cauiHE yry popular, sod tAink
WITH ,Guiiruc. ss be hss gwen rei,si be- every boz
.isnc. " here prursf'y nksn.
THOMAS NEWMAN. ". D.,
W. vsnuu, Tod.
The CathrI.s81 3, doing good .sr,,or hs,s. An
The r,isui. that have trisd The msdIsins have
hen bynshtist tdi ons-aud that one nothing wiN
help. Tml luup,
WI. LAIRD gNZLCTr, ND,
New rhil'elpha, ohio.
Pamphlet, 90 H. bad gr,ii' a. cor pug stoIr
RUST 4 CO.. DRUGGISTS, Agents,
SOUTH PARIs, MI.
- saIlt, aH the leaJing Dwggi's in 10
tI .uilirg ,"uHUes.
IN. MlECulSl & Co, Prop,islou.
Central Dsyur. cDI Broadway, New Nofk.
Ju',. 1854 i'1O
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HE E& @ ne

IMPORTANT PROCLAMATlON'
,GRTar v1strE1 TSFt,tyIU'
a. che ,c,f Ut ouf Lord, i-I7, DO our elrarifIs'
ufaualtuUnl ,hsm,sf.. We Discovered ihi' Toy uHI.
ting certain vegetable agru''. vhtN h'f r''r'
I.f.ff I.ru u.rI ir lrrIffins, ut uusirri rfnr'
sftlr. f,..s..iuI .urh 20 marvellous quick power
over F.tN. that che unHnrut Dc vai applied n. f1r
rarfs Affected o., pain, I'. unetstHrsf ceased. Ins
nrst tpriurug pane fsre relieve Boo 1000 IH'i'I',
an % hr mr.i ,tpsnl 'pa'm' aHi iuiis'i"n' "'.f
,..sh- an ths system fsst0fcj Co. perfect snss i1
a lev minutes. ~ isI9 we ialfodue,d Ibis Esn.
oil, Oh doe vuilI uHisf che H'mc ui
RApwNY'S READY Relief.
uhs t.en u.ed b., hun'ret. of ihIusnrt' DO
ihs i'nifrl States, gI'tng in'utut ease io a' H."'
bed strb PAIN ur sr,surss.
Ora prr'irsiiun externally, M i-w t,0r' 'k'1
internally. aiIl fu.ianlh Zee The 'u1srsr iIun iT-
meet ,i8'rnt .nI tsuih'e paln', snt rrstHr' ilr
,,,L ifhfr snl rrusfritsd frame fn hsaih l1f W
~ usr,5a hs. ever used RAILWAYS READY
RELIEF wuunut driving some special lsnt.'
iu lee M 10 hiirsu uirutrs ilrf iis u's.
1t thssc vh1 are r1v 'ufsuHg ag' severe
,,i,. s,,, tt.trt,l. ~ on ss ihtu Sheen ml'.
utr. thr, uiII suIpI ease IrI rnul'ri.
RAILWAYS READY RELIEF
M ths frst aud he on'' remedy ey~r disr1yrrr.
that Will stDp thr mpst iuTtuuug paine Boo 70 fl"
.e,aal.. a1I irr, HE system hum Rhsuna'.-,
NsupIsir, Nervous, nod Mp.maiir disuidsf' I0
, l,u hours II vii cure aat protect ihr stfItH
against su1Is1 attacks ~
CHOLERA, DNSTNrERN
DIIRRuEA. CHOLERA MuRBlS,
UIIIOtS CItOLtC, FEVER auH AGtL,
PNEUMONIA, INFLUENZA.
Bear ir m,ud, q .. posrfi,,l disiaiscta1i, a0''
acid, d,Hu.iy-, stmulsnt, neiN inc, ani-srasH'a's'
and r0unirr iulitnt
The n. r. REMEDIES ,rs medical ti'c0'r.
tis. .ftbs urr.eut ceniuN They sts pre-. slef
oa an sntirel, nsw and ",iginsl theory, "to sup
p,in ,u.i,ntl, 2" and protect ihe human system
against sicknsss o. any sudde0 atiaCks. The 90.
- required 90 10 bkrn are small. 4 lev df.l'
Il READY RELIEF exercise, powerful nf..
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Over 90, 900 no,c, Sold In . Months.
DEFINES COMPOUND
PITCH L0ZEN GEl

The great remedy is tlast di'coverCd
r.ut utus, ,nraT'. wItHnrtNo tutDU,, EnJr
AsuHsA ssu ,HNsJurrtHN.
lpETIrICNTu~ oisu,,s up, i- fru1l Boz lhs
\ Jirru'srs, art me vHr'I be- Sh1i'0s",I o. rfn.
Fnrs such ,ufr, as hrr Effected by ilithiy., usirg
ias Cheap aHI paB'a0t IaNnf,
Manpagtuud o. s. u FULLER & Co.,
{ Wilson Lane, Boston.
n. SLATER Co.. G,rfal Whm.,H.s
arI Retail N.,rrs. y. 3 Irrmnri ismp's, NHstnr.
n ss. SuI|I 10, pat.lst. rHl Nsrrhpuf' g,r,inI-
q, thnuusb uuf rHs J.rfr.s alsH, 3D., '1s uItrl'sr.
fr.rrs. 81. tWlI..r l.,rs. nH,far, Mae.
". RUST. " o.. Ng,Hf, SH.ih PARE
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DIR lCARSnATT'S
headache and Cntnrrh Snuff,

Me-. .r.fE. rHI. ... on Trs .HHH .Trt s,",gia-
r..rEa gur.. Prove Hffr..H, i.ra ,Hsi ,H.uai
.fHH.. srHlrrr.s Grf rsHFfIsura bHs shove chat
r.. f. fr r. r.sr rH,TfrI TIr,,Hft''s ar.
CURE lffHf, vf.l. rn.. .' complaints, gi 'HF.
.. rfft .sr.y.r,t.
look out Tor Gudlc,'' Counterfeit.
Tr.rt ..f... .f iar crHnHs HIs H. rrr 'ds. fhr
u.-.. .. yIra. u.vsr, Blr. MiH,b-v, n.U
.. N.fr.H,r, 81.
~|.Iu e.. ". NTWIll.. ur'sr rHr q. : 10
r..r.....r|. Gr.tr.I N.Hrf f.. MnnH.
f..s..|Ir n.Urr..fs Hr.. fsH.Hrs .I NrH.Ir~s
,.s.uE,r a., ANDREWS RATES, aaj
.. JOIN pI,I ~~TE'~ I..Ir. ~hHs Store, riu'
~.|ftW. EJ>T ~ o., -. Pare. 10
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IT mas CURED

sp,psl Camplaini., stiff Joia',, Cut', l'ui''''
woua,ls, Fr,.t Bilss. Cholera Mo,bus, DN sen.e'
~, TIC D,leeuS, ani an 1lhsf onmpl'ini' hoe
thrrr are severe paia'. R,pwlNs RAbt ~
LuT, will in,lantI, stop the pain, ani cure 'n'
disease.
20, the rsnarkable sfhcacy II u. u. 4 p''e',.
.,y. No. ,. and the compLsinis cured b, Rst"aN
Rsnovatiug Resolvent, see neat seeks paps''
RR.R. Remedies ars cold by druggists o'o'
where.
nm. NAY, Druggist. Porlaed. General Agfn'
for Msiae. Agsats. AsDEEws Bars, I""'
Wm. 4. Rust, ". u. ~ Paris; Rot'u N"''''
Gs,. W. vsuill. NORWAY; u. W. Nvbe, wars
G,fi: W. W. Green. No. WatsHoId.
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LAWS or TIE u. STATES ID. 1851,
Chas. w. Dennison g. Co.,
pROpRIETORS FOR STATE OF MAINE,

n W. q. & co. are now prepared to manuias-
ture and ofsr 90 the trade and consumer,
lie SOAP. ofthe Ameticsn Cream Soap CO., 10 al
their varieties. al their factoy,
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EHasT. o. tipruags t.isTUt, SUFFREssTn,
and IRHTouL,H MTstrWU,rios, So, With al
thsir accompanying e'il.. Cancer eSorp,sd.) no
m.ttsr how severe o. oi how loag 'tanding.
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HEALTH RESTORER!

health R ES I D r { R!
n Lr. ir- I..or ..l'. a1I 10, have BAD several
t.r.1 I.i...., since.
u 1-guirsf sr,rrprr.' there, iuih.'v.'s. 81.
Nur.t ID. a resident u rhs y..ags, bad long hscu
a1.u,' With
SEVERE HEADACH Es,
Cfrs.it, DsuusrmsHt oftts L,scr, FOOL sto'
mach. Ius.tar ,uHHit.u1 n' tbe luvsls s..
g. r|,Ifh- Health Er.or,r, ant saii Il vss
tla 1T u,t.Jir, Do, bad ,,'f ussj-thai o. t,i
b.u 1fr good tban on ,'s uf'H1o 10 has 0U
frsf
U.f.r. u.rI It all pronounced me umr jltc.
rsrt. BrI Do has Itu. le,lur STANDARD Mril.ire
TH.ss .Ht one ease Of u1H, chat uo might
e1- Has b.. ir toous where ths Health E,.iHior b.
se'fr. arii.t, a1u ,,,pbui, Use. o., as aIl must
nh. l.t DO, o. th.., BE- n0 huuhu- aiyul o..
PRICE IS CENTS
SHrH genuine v.rIs1, my hthuErphir signature
a1 f.U HIsf,
S.Gh, e.. ". ATwrlI, uu',rlhs T.. : H..
f,I. r.HauI ~aE in Pare, Do ANDREWS \
BATES. pri JOIN DRESSER. South Paris,
N ". N.EUST VI. n.
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New Books! New Books

SNONTON receive. 40 rsv qualifications. 1'
s,r',, gr boz advance II aH, ,siallfhmsut 600 ihr
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1855-02-17
A WHISPER TO A GENTLEMAN.
BY FANNY FERN.

Jupiter Ammon don't irish / ,OaS
aman !? just to show the mascnlmes how
TO play their part in the world little bet
ter In the frs: place there is not
mothers son of you that has got as Far as
A B C in The art of making love, and
I've seen a few abOrtions in that way my:
self. as well as The rest of the dear sisters. J
What woman wants 20 be told that ''her
feet and eyes are pretty" or "her form
and smile bewitching - Just as 1t she
didn't know all her fne points, as soon as
she is tall enough to peep into looking
glass
No, YOU inefiiabIe donkey, if you must
use the small coin of tlatsery, to pay Toll
at the bridge of her affections, let me whls-
per secret in your long ear. Compll :
ment her upon some mental attraction she
does not nossess, Of you can find one ,
and don't wear the knees Of pants thread
bear at her feet, trying to make her believe
that she is your frs! love. We all know
that is among the things that Were, after
YOU were out of your Jacket and trowsers.
What splenhferoatS husband Fan
NV should make, 10 be sure, had Provl-
dence only ordained it! Doyou suppose
when The mother of my glorious boys
wanted sixpence to buy their shoe strlag
I'd scowl al them like a hyena, and pull
nv port monnia out of my pocket, as If
were pulling tooth? Do You suppose
when her blue eyes grew luslreIess, ana
the rose pailed on her fair cheek, trotitng
around the domestic treadmiII day alter
dav, thaLId come home at night, sniky
and silent, and smoke my cigar IN ner
face till her eyes were as red a rabbits, or
take myself off to a club, or game al
ninepins, or any other game, and leave
her to the exhilerating relaxation OF darn
ing my stockings
Do you suppose I'd trot along like
loose pony at her side, in the street, and
leave her TO keep up with me or not as her
Strength would permit! Doyou suppose
I'd fly into passion, and utter words 10
crush the life from out her young heart,
and then insult her by Offering her heal
ING plaster in the shape of new bonnet +!
And don't you suppose when the aniyet-
sarv of our wedding came round, I'd write
dainty little note and leave 1t on her 'oi'
lett table, TO let her know was still a
married lover
Pshsw I'm sick ofyou all! You don't
deserve the love of generous high-sopled
woman If you want a hOusekeePer, hire
one and be done with it. If you want a
wife-bui you don't!
One woman wiii answer as well ss an
other. 10 SOW on your buttons, and straps
and strings. and make your puddirgs, and
so on, and SO forth.
Do YOU suppose we have cultivated our
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1855-02-17
Too Proud 20 Beg.

1t is said there are thousands of worthy
citizens. men and women, in New York
as there are, no donht, hundreds in
Balhmore-who are too proud to beg or
let their circumstances be known, and
are. therefore, silently pinlng in secret
destitutiOn. The Mirror says the pawn
shops only tell their sad story and adds
First 90 the Iuxuries--the suPerfluous
furniture-the silver spoons-lhe spare
clolhing-the jewelry even 10 the bridal
ring, and then the bedding, the tables, the
chairs, and so on through the whole in'
ventory Of articles that can be dispensed
with, while life is retained. TO accom-
modaie this inbOrn and inalienable Amer
lean pride, the pawnshOps are provided
with stalls, so that the melancholy barter
ing NAV he done without exposing the
poor victim of that peculiar institution 10
public shame. The amount of business
al these establishments within the last
three months exceeds all precedent.
Watches, gold pencils, and silver spoons
have been pledged by the bushel, and ev'
cry nameable and unnameable article ol
furniture and clothing. A friend of ours
saw poor woman at Simpsons one day
last week, pawning her mlder-ctothng
to raise a shilling to go to market with.
Another had cut up her bed and made ii
into pillows, which she had pawned for
similar purpose.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1855-02-17
A GEN S
1)ortiol.
TRY AGAIN.

How off has disappointment marred,
Some cherished plan of mine,
And hidden winter clouds appear
Where summers sun should shine;
Yet, often as they darker grew,
I've seen some wondrous pen
Upon the very blacKest write
The sentence; Cry again"
How often in the Silly hour
Ofnight the heavy sigh
In sympathy has strove to meet
The tear-drop in my eye,
And then, like angels whispering
Their messages to men,
I've heard gu let breathing of
The senteuce, "Try again"
dow .ften, as l'ye walked amidst
Llte's ever busy tide,
And jostled with its favored ones
On each and every side;
When my misfortune seemed to be
Overwhelming, even then
Has some good spirit breathed to me
The sentence, "Try again"
My guardian angel it must be,
Or else the weight of care
Had sunk me in the very depths
OF sorrow and despair;
But, oh. my heart much lighter seems,
And hope shines brighter, when
hear that spirit softly breathe
The sentence, TRY again.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1855-02-17
REVOLVING SpEcTACLE.-Two negroe.

Revolving SPEcTACLE.-Two negroes
were executed in Montgomery, Alabama,
on Friday last, one of them for killing his
wife and the other for attempting to kill
his master. The Journal says:
"One of the prisoners died at once and
easily; of the other, owing to some defect
in arrangements the neck was not dlslo-
cated-the knot of the rope, catching nn-
der his chin, did not slip. His arms not
being sufficiently pinioned, he was ena,
bled 10 reach the rope with his hands,
holding himself up and yelling vocifer-
ously. 1t required some short time TO
Iisengage him. About thousand per-
sons attended the revolving spectacle"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1855-02-17

ADVICE GRATIs.-"There's no, place
like home," is a maxim as true at the
present time as ever. If you would en-
Joy health keep al home, if you would
keep warm keep at home. If you would
keep cool keep at home. If you love a
good airy and comfortable apartment tc
sleep in keep at home. If you would
avoid evtravagant expenses keep at home
If you wish to avoid the risk Of having
your neck broke by railroad collision
and making your vile widow and your
chiEren latherless, keep at home.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1855-02-17

Fatal ACCIDENT.--We learn from the
Martinsburg, Republican" Of Saturday,
that George Frevel, youth about 20
wears OF age, son of Wm. FIevel Of that
county in the employ of the railroad
company, had his leg broken and badly
mutilated by the cars on Tuesday last,
near Sir Johns Run. He was brought
to that place and died on the next day
from the injuries received.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1855-02-17

The Ticklerib Debating Society, al
Green Point, are now discussing the fol-
lowing question ; Which is the pleasant,
est to homely woman--to become good
looking, or to see her dear, beautiful
friend, Maria Jane, catch the small pox,
aud grow ugly like herself! When we
left, the gentleman on the negative was
vibrating his knuckles under the Presi-
dents nose, while the leader Of the affir,
native was battering the Secretary's back
bone with copper candlestick and junk
bottle. The decision will be announced
in an extra, provided the police don't
anticipate it ay All intrusive visit.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1855-02-17

"Abinidab, who is Cupid ?" Zone OF
the boys. He is said to be as bind as a
hat, but if he is blind, he'll do TO travel.
He found his way into aunt Mans affec-
tons, and | wouldn't have thought any
critler could have worked his way into
such narrow arrangements with eyes
omen"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1855-02-17

A REAL BLESSING TO MOTHERS
Couldn't somebody invent soap which
would enable mammas TO get their daugh-
ters off their hands ?--Punch.
Soft soap has been found effectdal in
some instances, bu. it won't always do
the clean hing.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1855-02-17

There is i town in Arkansas, contain
ing but six inhabitants. viz: crippled
negro. ia .kass, qaack doctor, buzzaFd,
a poIecal. an iIligator. There was pop
ulaiion of seven until the postmaster abb
sanalulaied.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1855-02-17

The LATEST CITY SwINDLING DoDGE.
"A young man named Williams was ar
rested in this city Iast week. for practicing
the following game upon different parties:
The gang 10 which he belonged repre-
sented themselves as agents of Express
companies which never existed, and their
method was 10 address letters to persons
living in various parts of the country, in
forming them that they had received a
package, supposed 10 contain gold or
something valuable, and that upon he
reception OF the amount Of charges upon
it, the package would be forwarded. Many
have in this way been swindled out Of
money. The bogus express company
always took care, when wiring, 10 locate
their Office at a number not existing in
the street named, or 10 direct their letters
to be sent TO the post Office Of this city.
Several complaints have been made against
the arrested scamp.