Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1855-03-02
Literary petritus.

I Nine hundred barrels of suails were CX-
ported from Switzerland or foreign con.
sumption IN October and November last
I when in the compauy Of sensible men
we ought 10 De- dJubly cautious Of talking
4 TOO much. lcst We lcs, two things-thcir
god opinion and our own improvement.
why do you u5, come to the bou-r Of
Goj'" asked preacher Of an indian "Ne
r,iu tho woods. sunday; GodproaSh there, -
was the rcrly
\ queer old gentleman, hcing a,kcl what
h, would ha,, for dinner, replied" An
appetite. c,,i company, something to eat.
and a napkin"
The preacher who warns up bis hcar.r,
with ,ror9, 'la' la-g, ha, bocn consulted by
. bi, dacous upon the rrorri'ty Of having no
tire ia thc church this winter.
An exquisite in Philadelphia wore u,
cnyat ~ tight, at "a party, that it tgrnina-
tcJ in apopl,zy. The following verdict was
rruirrcd hy the yoransr's jury" chokoi
o. death by a white cnwt"
St.r.mothcr, ar, ., called, because the
dly after che, ar, maricl, they take steps
Gr kicking the other womau's Children
iut, thr strcct s had institution, that
,,rp-moth,r.
To- rmypr llu>s FROM ErNo urE
rr.. Watch them a. they ro Co their nest,
rrI r-ma,c tlc c-r. o, thc hen Eo- OF.
Two o,la7yl Young men of san Frau,i-o
b.I siege Oh o.. same piece Of dark glliso,
arI ono tu,k % l01di gun, anil Ly a pre-
tended accident, l.ut hi, Who'll, charge INTO
OFF, rivals lgal. n, stand, charged with
tar crime. awaiting the r.-alt or thc wound
inflicted
T1>, INV NrprcNr William
Thompson. vh. ha. le,n confined Co hi.hd
rg rheumatism or about u yc.rs, during
which ,.pc Doc HASN'T legn ahl. Co ~..lk rue
stop. not even Q. 10 up In hi. I'D, was mar
risi uu doe l5tb ult., o. Nj, Mr=rgtM1r-
r.., ~ >myth County, va
How ro reoyr LoyEg. In order Co try
,aar lg,r'- a1.yti.u for YOU. takr an OPP
r.rurity of lanrir. s.m, evening continue.
al'y with somebody r'... or Il uth,rvi,,
f.rtm-. while m the meantime YOU .nuh
and slight him. n thi- conduct dro- uo'
5.-,r.y Dr., r.arI fr You, Doc lurr- you
iuIr.,l sincerely, luthc i.a FOL, aud DON'T
y0a hay, him.
P.ule NuSNe. Mr. VIZ. in o. late
r.erh. mad, Doe following grnli'nlurnt
expression a'gut old yircinny."
.>hr ha. 900 ir,u chain ,'unuutaiu. rune
ain. through her r.nt-,. which Cod has
placed there O, milk DO clouds aud 60 D.,
o., -.urr, of hsr silver rNgr."
Pmrrrgu Uu>usoo>. The Euigkrr-
booker ha. thr following ,,atcmut-' The
husband, 90 St Louis, Mo, arr moi.''.
Tba So I.ui. pap r-c.mrlain that married
......,;.. .r.,,..t ,,,r. ,b.;.,,r,. ,-.., ,rr.
DERBY around their wives, and ,ur-rst that
&, distract. che attention Of lrok.r--ru
fr.m ths rr,a,hsr.' T,rc o. 81 Louis,
eighteen dollar. State lane railroad Ia exc
c.'lart urlrr. Put COO YOUR hounots, girls ~
rr.Ny pi.,yur. l,. added q, DO. Nh
min ar-.r. other r.r, specimens. che fol-
r.,,;r. ,p,i..itis.
.,1.,g,iGil .r..rm.n ur II.-nrlrulo.
4...,...l r., IL. .rir.,.I m.l.,y' or a
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Observation-Disclosures. ,,,..,
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-. 90 tin. r,l. ty , ,.ri,i.,l
vircv.rl-r"
AY.nEs.. win, went over 90 the mother
country Sometime a.,. wa. asked how De
liE-l Gr,at Britain -" Well" be- said,
o.. ENGLAND ia very nicr country. cyc.vdir,-
~ rrti, well cultivated Wv rarul1a..
ami v.rvugaltlv. bat. " continued the Yam,
h., Il never ikrtt, talra mornin. walk.
,o.rrr.,lr..,. r,,au.. the couptr, va, So
small ,r-tI.v9. afr..l of WALKING or the
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Observation-Disclosures.
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