Eaton Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1843-1856, 1855-07-05
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UEA kiss avaiIs more than a aick.

| W Nothlng Ike water ior an honest thirst
B-IIOw to make clean swe,7. Wash
him.
TWe open The hearts OF Others when we
open Our own.
6TThe Italians say-"Time is a silent
| fle."
pThere are ten daily papers published in
Cincinnati.
1FOf our fourteen Preside mis-, not one was
citizen Of great city.
GTTnto shut mouth flies do not enter nor
gossip depart therefrom.
| GJ'Wornen are seldom sailors; but they
sometimes command Smacks.
GFWhata common thing ii is for men 10 look
at the Affairs Of others and overlook theirown.
G7Sbut your eyes atthe fault CT your neigh
bors, and open them very wide 10 your own.
IHope pavcs the golden way 10 bliss, and
cheerfulneSs is The lamp that lights the beau.
teouS walk.
GTNight-dreams are tie many coored men.
tal patch work made from.th spare clippings
of cur day thoughts.
GPThe city OF Cleveland has law that
every owner Of dog shall pay tax on male
CANNES IS, on females $40.
VA friend of ours kept his hands warm al
winter from "mitlens' lie got from HE ladies'
Cheap way for supply Of comfonables.
o. Amnn out West, who owns large farm,
lSays he stacks up all the hay he can out of
doors, and the remainder lie puts in the barn.
Whom TO MARRY.-Be sure TO marry wo-
man that will help you instead Of being bur
den. In mercantile phrase, "get a piece of
calico that will wash" "..
GPPeopte, says modern philosopher, 60
according 10 their brains. II these lay in their
head, they study, if in their telley, they eat,
in their heels they dance.
GJMy German friend, how long have you
been morried? "Vell, dis is ting dat SCI
dom don't like TO talk about, but ven does it
Sc, ms so long as It never vaS."
GTFather Streeter, OF Boston, during his
ministerial service Of 20 years duration has
married 3,673 couples. Surely The old gentle
man has much 10 answer Tor.
1TElegan,ly dressed ladies have made their
appearance in the fashionable prom enades Of
Philadelphia with the old fashiohed hoops in
skirts Of theft dresses.
A-QuEsrIoN OF LAw.-Lhcy Stone said tho
cradle was the womans ballot box. Should
not then the mothers of the triplets, at Bar
nun's Museum, be brought up for illegal yo-
ting
| rA weak minded lady says If ANYTHING will
make woman swear, it is striking lie! foot
against The rocker Of locking chair, while
hunting for her night-cap after the candle has
been extlngUishcl.
GJAn lrishman was once on a iorney, said
he never liked TO see tables full Of hooks and
said he, al ca never find any mhiSky at such
places" A shrewd inference.
GFA country gill. coming from the field.
was ;old by her cousin that she looked as fresh
as daisy kissed vita dow, ,"Well ii wasn't
any fellow by that name, lut Bill Jones tha.
kissed me; confound his picture, told him
that everybody would find it out" ..
rTWhat lonely life man leads without
wife or children! He seems 10 hang, as it
were, looSe, GiSjonted member upon society
isconnected from his fellow beings by all
thote household ties Which seem 10 form the
connecting link OF lie.
o. Epilaph copied from an old tombstone in
Winchester, England:
Here lies Sir John Trollop
lie made the stones roll up,
Aud God took his soul up,
And his body filled the hole up.
GJ'A wag passing house, observed on the
door the separate name OF physician and
surgeon, and facetiOusly remarked that the
circumstance put him in mind of "a double bar
rallal fpr n,;Sc
sure 10 kill.
"FoRGoT HiMSELF."-I was considerably
amused on one occasion, when wandering a
long the banks of the Potomac, at reply
made by negro man who was cleaning cat
fish. | remarked 10 him that they had verv
ugly expression. "Ah you are right, massa,"
say he, "dars messing good dsts black"
GTFIow beautiful are tie smiles OF nno-
cence, how endeoring the aympathies Of love,
how sweet the solace of friendship, how love
ly the tears Of affection These combined
are the true poetry Of humanity, rich pearls
clustering around the altar Of domestic hap
pness,
GT"What is stew bread, Aunt ~ asked
Ike, who was reading the Bible consecuively,
and tearing out the leaves as he went along,
so as not 20 lose the place "what is Shew
bread Z" "Why, Isaac" said Mrs. Parington,
"shoe bread is that which the people earn BY
making shoes. There is plenty of it in Lynn
ITThis is dangerous period of The yeaI
for colds-peope should be careful. MIS-.
Partington says she has got a romantic aflec7
lion in her shoulders, the new geranium in
her head, and The embargo in tie region Of
her jogular vein, all from tie opening Of a
window to throw bottle al a couple Of bell
erent cats on the sled.
ROMPING.-Nevet punish o girl for being a
romp, but thank heaven. who has given her
health and spirit to be one. II is much better
tnan a distorted spine or hectic Cheek. Little
girls ought to be great romps.-better than
paying d)ciePS bills for them. Where is the
gymnasium which should be attached 10 every
SCHOOL, That's coming, too, like other iui-
provemen:s.
0JA city editor says that man in New
York got himself into trouble by marrying two
wives. AWestern editor replies by assuring
his contemporary that good many men in Mich
lgan have done similar thing by only marry
ing one. A village editor retots that quite a
number in his acquaintance found trouble
enough by barely promising 10 marry, without
going any further. We can only say that d