Star of the Kanawha Valley. [volume] (Buffalo, Va. [W. Va.]) 1855-1856, 1855-06-06
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|. One young man IN the vicinity Of Boss
ton sho. himself because ha could not got
Fa wife, and another because be could not
get divorce.
/ Nothing annoys IN enemy more than
Kindness Il i an arrow that generally
hits the mark Il is the most severe, yet
the most noble mode Of treatment.
i F"Mr Jones. don't you think marriage
means Of gracc?p II &,
i Certainly. my dear: anything y .
means Of grace that breaks up pride and
leads to repentance"
| Scene closes with . mop handle.
| / The ST. Panl (dinnesota) Pioneer. con
tain Tie following advertisement: One
hundred ablc.bodied lawyers ore wanted
in Minnesota, to break prairie land, split
rails and chop cord-wood. Eastern aud
Southern papers please copy"
/ ia peculiar species of bad company i
elassed under tic head Of tisas, mosqui.
ktoes, bed-bugs, md similar yarmint.--
guess nobody courts their acquaintance.
Tom Hood said that when he was
young man he couldn't wink at u girl.
but that she took il for offer Of marriage.
The consequence was good many of the
/ girls got hoodwinked. ,3
|. Why isa pretty young woman like corn
in p time Of scarcity? Because she ought
to be husbanded. H
"a widow once said to her daughter.
"When you Gre at my aye, il will BE- time
enough to dream 1T q husband" Eyes.
mamma replied tho thonghtless girl.
'for = second time" Her mother Gin:ed.
Mareellas, tlic physician Of Marcus
.Aurelius, says that plain gold ring is .
good specific for pain ii the side
With US It often cures q painin the heart.
T a sentimental chap intends to petition
Parliament for An act TO improve the
I'channels Of affection, 20 that henceforth
! the course oftrue love may run smooth"
An Irishn,anwho had Just arriyed'fro
the Enerald Isle, hearing 4 gun fred At
!; 'the closing of tile day, asked what the
noise meant Being told that ii was the
shutdown gun he exclaimed
. r'Does the sun make such devil Of q
noise going down in this +cauntry!
I m ~#f + 81 PATHETIC.
WIDEN William sent letter 10 declare,
5rhathe was welded to a fairer fair. III
A Poor Lucy 5shrieked, .Tolife, 70 ali adea"
HAHd in the i.aag nation of s1ispai. IEi
tshe tore the letter and ber raven hair,
4 She beat het bosom, and the post boytoo;
i Then to an open window wildly few
And rnadIy hung herstlf--into . ehai,.
4 4 friend Of Sam having lost pair Of
boots on Tire gnbernatorial elections and
I Wishing to express his feeling. wrote the
following on the sole Of one of the boots:
II sincerely hope these boots may cause
corns on tho winners feet that will Ehurt
7 him until the day OF bis death" II must
| have set hard on The disciple Of ;aMacibls.
1 Poor fellow no won't bot anymore.
The onion, it is said, destroys tho at.
tractiye bodyof the magnet, II haA the
same effect With young ladies'
1--WE must reconcile ourselves 10 our
enemies when we are dying" remarked
an old topper, as he called for glass Of
water.
+ What is that which is above all human
inpcrfectons, and yetshclters the weakest
and wisost az well as the wiekcdestf "A
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i SuAEp AND PoISrEp.--''Miss so and so
4 is not reliable parsonage" said gentle
man 70 lady the other eyening--"I
think she is deceitful4-that she isltwo.
faccd!" Nll} E5
! II don'tthink that" said the lady.
j lyon don't! Why, have you not had
proof Of her duplicity?"
r eyes, but still maintain that she can.
| not have two faces, for il she had am
sure she wouH atrer rear ne one she ii.
ways presents when | SEQ hcr!''
\, The y, Y. kcayer says, Beef and Mil
lerites are very much alike at present
j both are constantly going up and neither
presents any prospect Of reaching that
latitude from which they can hope 10 as.
ccnd 40 higher.
/" Now, gentleman" said q noblcman t.
bis guests, rs the ladies left the room ''let
us understand each other; are We TO drink
like men, or like bru.es?'' The guest,
somewhat indignant, exclaimcd:-'sLike
men, Of course. .Then," replied Ne.
I've are going TO got jolly drunk. for
brutes never drink more than they want!'