The daily Minnesota pioneer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1854-1855, 1855-04-28

SAINT PAUL:
Saturday TIOrniiig, April -, 1855.
gGEYGsoGs NOTICES.
Divine service viii be held in the Churches sunday
next asfolows
cEyrR 81 pnEsBr1EFIAN.
Rev. J. C. MISUNDERSTANDING service loi. a. ~: Al.
t@!noon se1viHe r. ".
EPISCOPAL.
Rev. }. y. Van ingen--Mornins service, lQA 4. ",
Evening service, Pm
FIRST METHODIST RfrscoPAL-
Rev. J. Kearns-Morning service loh 4 NJ; Evening
service Up y.
Rev. A. NJ ToI5et--MoTniny service, lok u; Even
II service. >P. y
Re-. {. Acknowledging service, loH J. ~ Even
Ing service p. i. The ices VIII he conducted IN the
scandinavian language.
Right Rev. Joseph Cretin--morning sor'iee-., and
l0k O'Clock An
81 The author of the sublime ode to that CRATE
skwirt," the steam fire engine. has added another
laurel to his wreath BY apostrophisng dry indiSd-
nal on SUNDAY morning ia Cincinnati. In the Gin
cinnati Enquirer find his last ciusion, as follows
STANZAs.
Deadakaed To an iniydooal in the porsute OF liz ker
under difik ultees, Of a sundee morning!
By rlIE oRTHEa OF THE OWED 70 THE sTEEM FIRE
INGISE."
Emanent destrukshonist OF Liokor
Probable your dri.
MAY be. there's Vakuum in your bowels,
You feel sliie!y
kurioas ia the abdominal regens.
Want a srimalater, Ell: IL can't be did,
EmaneRt destrukshonest
Imtibatel OF .likoholik lkwih,
The krsis wat was TO have arnven has arfcven
The knew s:,ty Of OrGenanz are hcksed phact
That soIeare' dime, rezurected from r-,
the tepth5 OF ttii troHsers saBt awaken
A simps thetick. responz, or a rnt, franit
Yo,r Auree heliied trend, The barkeeper, ms.
AEoiolk ;nIbitster : - -.~.+tu r-ss,
Knockturnel jyratea Asvxegater.
Last eight wer l3- llths DRUNK, aud e-
Wen yoa went home yoa had ~ .8,
Missellsneus mixture of the legs;
felt tired perhaps Konsekwentlee
You fea heeted about the innards.
ala not the phlatterDg UNI shun 10 your sole"
That your uloan this morning
There's numerous people Of the snin
stripe with cniiar feelihks,
Knockturnei navvegater
Demonstrated Of the power Of suckshen
This is episode in your kareer,
A full stop to your ainbshu. nsperashnns
after SPIRITS
You can't get your morning rsshens.
The barr is kosed--nare hOttei is visibui
To the NAKED L.
- YOU stand furneust the Eouner
You anxishly inkwire for drink,
& IL don't KUN,
Demons,ra of suckshei.
Kocktale amy b ylu,cr,
Your inquired person, victim
oflegisiai:- stupiditee;
You can DO without working all the week,
and rest on sundee;
But you kan'I drink ticker six days
and dry ~ on the seventh
our lzisal cistem is not
hapabe appresheatDg
The ordcnsnz.
Your naicInr revolts at water,
KoCktale annyhy later
Enane. TOW
You heeave er useful for ablusheu
and knevagab, opposes only
not refreshIn, b. leishal,
or IL vig0EaiI Il beyurage.
strange idee5ni not uncommon.
Howev.r, you're dun for. The ordenanz
passed by naorile vote,
Not drop ofhcker wholesale or
retaie, Kan yon get on snnGee
EBamee to waller
Obiek oi kommissurashun
Yours - a hard kase, one
rekwirng br andee and com pashun.
may Aoxe, purswade, beg promis. &C.
but its OF no usej
tAe " kgnlne kwadruped is deiinN
why didn't sou get Il bottle on
satLrdcc night!
IEle sorre ior yOu--reform; stop;
shut down; rehekf; hezitste before
you get horned on saturdee
mite, unless YOU prepair for
emergencies,
Objek OF kommissrashun