New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-01-30

pewter beeF-mses and platter Of cold vietasis Aod
tse same too Ubiquitous chair 20 through every
erstss,on Of foetsne, turn up in al sorts OF une1-
peetsd places. ere always forthcoming when re least
expect TO tben-sre chairs OF state humble stco,
as occasion nay requrs-aSe pu. 10 oil sorts OF a.es
-sppsar in varied unexpected capacities and enaily,
last exhausted, they rssPpe1, covered with u.naei
ermins and Turkey red calico doing duty e. thrones
for the King and Qaeen And expected 20
honor u en- accordingly
The erd draw. nigh-brisands begin 20 appear in
ever other teepe-d.rk lanterns, long swords sud
broad closks in the eencant. Terrible thun-
ders,oru prevails-the d.shing rain is initiated IS
closely a. dried peas and No. sho can BE- expected
10 do 1.-THE pendsnt sheet iron doe. it, duty nobly,
and tie home msfe thunder IL hrsi-rate article.
The plot ,hckers 50 does the wts;her-beroi. young
lover il 10 pick Of iroubes-hss 8 clante-nne
moonlight, midi ht meeting with Injured dsnsei,
ard they resolve To kill themselves and take the
obsncss OF something turning up in another world.
Comic serv.nt eats whole miDce pies drinks innu-
ueTshle bo;t'. Of vine, a1d devours countless legs OF
mutton and PLAN pudtngs At a sitting Villain IL tn
uuphabt-blcod and murder IN be victorious
ever Innocence and virtue-when suddenly change
" comes the spirit % their drezms heroic lover
resolves 10. 70 die, but 10 distinguish hself-dyhts
q sing le-bsuded combat sith seven rObbers-stabs
three hicks iDfs mill pond anc thror W the rest
over trecipice-o is'resssd maid il pursued by ban
ei; Cliffs rescued by heroic lover who cstches her
in ks arr and jumps with Der through a trap-doOr
over pictet fence Hero Is UNEXPECTEDLY discovered
10 be Prince which fsct IL made known TO the world
ty he old purse no comes from unkno 80
ciop ard whcte word every body seems 10 sei down
.. gospel Despsiring lady proves to be Princess
King summons Gil hands 10 appear before hin-hs-
roic lover ,ucks up coursge, runs 81 bi. villain With
he sword-fehf With all the usual stamps by the
corbatspis and appropriate music bt the orch stra-
big villain ia rsbhsd-fslls with his hesd Close
TO the ~ipc-prompter slaps red paint IN his
l.t eye-l,-ks very bloody-scts very mali
cisus-sprs AZ heroic lover-Sqnirns about good
desi-kieks his boots of-sOls bis stockings, sad
after prolonged spasmOdic flourish with both legs,
HE IL ONE Of h subsidies into ersive calm,
and DIES all over thu stage. Everybody is nciled
10 every bCdy else. King down fro bis throne
To- ioin the hands Of the loving pair AMI i'm nedistey
stdcetes in favor Of persevering lover-peoole all
ssli f-d-yo Dung husband ki-ees his bride, leaving
part OF biz painted mOustache on her iorehesd. aud
she in return wipes the Venetisn red from her cheeks
urpn bis W hie satin scarf-Grsnd rsbleau-tlumph
Of virtue painted ,ourg man sud woman over vi e
big dead rsscsl Everybody cdes hooray -
curtain goes down
Tie approaching audience congratulate themselves
having done their part 70 encourage and sustain the
Modern Classic Drama
Had not been informed By the advertisement Of
the Grad Tbespso Wgw,m thsi his was
specimen Of sterling lsgtimste Classic Dana,
sbsuld have supposed il TO be blood and thunder
splurge Of another stock trsDsplan'sd here for the
ceecafion OF "uppertendom the rustic 81 sdes
Of the unu. ntionable Bowery.
Yours In q torrent e trsgic emotion.
q X PhILANDER DOEsilchS, 2 b.