The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1855-09-15

OF iSJ5-G but what do our rulers i,uaciu,
VIII he come oi the youthful rccr ats, in tn,
var worst season, on these inclcmcn
heights, unless provision he made for then
comfort superior TO any at present existing
RafIonS and ralincnt will l0ui,lcss moi h,
"rlrlchf. but as far as appearances vet 90
proper shelter will.
shakespeare run mad. 4 y, nr0vc,wcw,. =, !,
the Immortal Bs.,:d-.t 'oilicr behind
thr ASr.
Peter Knight was fourd wanderinc in IN.
Fourteenth Ward The officer could no; de-.
''r''ihc whether he was intoxicated or crazy
but as he SAID he had no home. he was taken
III charge As vagrant. He had been trav-
erSin- the strectH with folded arms, talking
TO himself IN Old bits Of plays and poems. lie
possessed facility otquotation equal to Rich
ard Swivclicr, E>q>. but be was as reckless
about the cxactituIc of lis extracts, and inn
bied up his authorities with as much confu-
SION as Captain Cutie mset lie seldom
gave aquo'ation right, hut would break off
IN thc middle. and substitute some word, ot
his own, or dovctail in an irrelevant piece
from some strange author. or mix up halfa-
dozen authors with interpretations of his own.
IN an i"eX'rirab.c verbal iumle.
Clerk-Wiat'> your name?
Prisoner Peter Knight am a native TO
The " marrow-h"ne that's Shakespeare.
'i'rk-" Was YOU intoxcatcd YESTERDAY ?
frI>oncr-" lis true. lis nitv: rtv lis
there -" isn't the lit doubt Of it "-that's
scott
Clrrk-Whcrc did YOU get liquor?
Prisoner" Where the bee sucks. there
sucks " Peter Knight all dav. Then base.
ln"Ioriou> slave, thllkst thou will reveal
the noble nam" Of :" him who cave mo wine :,
No Slr-ce, Bob = that beaumont and
Fletcher.
O>cer in whi>per-it YOU don't tell You'll
have 10 90 TO NIL
IRIS 1ner-l do remember an arotbccary
and herrabout he ,lwclS-no he don't he lives
over IN the Brewery -hut in his needy sbon a
'''''>' ''''--~' ana on ms shelves h"r-ar!v
account Of empty bottles: noting This ocuurv
To nv>"lf. said. itanv man did need 2 bran
N '"'''" whose sale Is '''fv dollars fine in
Go'hm- her" lives rai.iii wretch who has
probably got plenty o. il unl.r thc counter
]. J /
ny >h"H'' mere conceal NV fault Vine
'''''' '"' can was answered have no
''''' t''"'' " WIZ silence
,''0'' ''''''''> '''''"' 1'''h !; fhou invl>l-
III u "i''' since we can get 'he" by
~ '''', " ''"'' "'E l'' 'l' cali tn" GIN and
-''' ne "'''S"' 'A' .'9"ce OF cure .lnnl-
i" - P"'"' ana IN thc porchcr otmv
.m'''' ~, '''' i'''' "o'ph' " oil dls''!!m'rt
nus was 'E i'Hf'h'nan hand al once dis
patched not drunk nor sober s,nt into III;
dirty station House thr"c-1uartcrS tirht. with
ali n, in,r,t,..io,s or u,, ho,1 rY,,
lows name? Nv very ~onl rebels I'm. wb,,b.
cr is i; noblcr in the mind to suffer the cu,,s
and bruises of this bloody Dutchn,n or %
take arms AGAINST his rc,l-hair,d hirhnc>S.
and hv informing end him? Loo and :, !
dome. Villain b..,os =, d.. ., IT.
name. vonr Honor. is Bob El,>no.rl;, IN
the Eowcrv. That, Shakc>ncarc m;xc5
Clerk Have YOU cot 4 homc2
Pr>oncr-Nv home is ON ,b.. doom 60,
that's Ylutarch'> Lives.
rrsoncr-Dorht tnon ,,,, ...u
ao,ht that ,ho ,,,L
10 he , l;,r In. noror r,o.,,.
,:, =, '',''' " 4'' Nv
or. ,x,..,n,,n ,,.. p:, - '' '"'' '"'
~ ~ ''-''"
rr;so,er r,.. :. -, .;.. ~,
s,ocJ Of f,houo,, s"'
ron - '''' ''''''s-' ''''''S h'
Clcrk-Do Won steal them and tho, r,n
way
Fr'soncr-I've told thee all. I'll tell no
more, though short the story be let me 90
back where | was before and I'll get nv l;v-
inc without troubling the Corporation -
That's Tom Moor, altered to suit the circum-
stances.
Justice (cvid emily at a loss, in whisrer
to my yStisicd clerk J! think he's crazy. what
do YOU think ITS best to do with him?
Prisoner (ovcrhcarinc) -"OE with H..
head; so much that's Shakespeare curtail
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