Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1855-09-15
11,The following is capital cake OFF,

VIII be published early merit month,
Uniform with the Lamplighter, the Hot Corn Girl.
the Waterman, the Barber, and tue Peanut PED
der,
a new and extraordinary American Romance,
entitled,
The Baggage -Sma,her.
This wonderful work has been over eight months
in preparation, and is the joint production of sir
Ofthe most celebrated authors connected with the
Sunday Outlet; who, under the assumed incogni-
tos OF 'Bux.' Iux,' 'Nux,' 'Chux,' 'Qux,' and
TUX have for years delighted the literary world
with their thrilling and souI-iusPiring productions!
1t was thought that the engagement of such an ar
ray of talent, could not fail to result in
The most astounding Fiction issued from the
Press!
IAN the verdict of postenty will show that in this
expectation the publishers nave not been diSap-
pointed.
One thousand Dollars Day.
Had been paid to the authors of the Baggage
SRaSher during their laborS; aud each, in his de-
partmeRt has SEowered upon it the most brilliant
corruscation of his genius. The plot has been
elaborated by Bux-the characters have been de-
wrought out by NuX and ChuX-and the scenery
has been depicted by Qux, while the jokes have
been very carefully CLEANED by Tux ftom the say
ings of the
Upper Ten thousand
With these natural traits Of brilliancy and re-
fnenent Tux is, by station and ASSOCIATION, per-
Gectty familiar.
The plo; of The Baggage Smasher, though nov
ell i'll the extreme, is strictly founded fact! The
Baggage SmaSher, busting open trunk by too
hastily dropping it upon the deck, discovers ia
thertrss boy Inside! He adopts the child as his
own, and is rewarded for his generosity by being
promoted tom one situation To another, until al
last he arrives at the dignity of being Clerk OF the
Steamboats, In addition to which the frIenIIeSs
boy is subsequently disCoYerel 10 be cast off sun
Of the
Duke Of Wellington.
The whole work is severe aud correct, inculca-
ting the virtues OF Sunday newspapers, lye liabil
lty Of great men to err. the inetficrncy Of patent
leather straps upon baggage, and The evils of The
present social system regards the marriage
state.
As an instance of the varied contents of the
BAGGAGE SMAsHER, we subjoln synopsis oil GER
tain chapter, selected at rantom:.
CHAPTER IN.
'The downward passage at tie Captains
office and Settle.' The man that wouldn't set
tie. He is put ashore! 'HOc ShlIL 1 be aUengeG'
The fitting instrument! The Jesuit ticket boy!
The gimIeL- hole IN the boilerI The baggage
Smasher herOicULy stops up the hole 1rih his tknHL!
Sensation! The busted trunk! The discovery of
the innocent child! 'Where'S my map SynIpa-
thy oil the passengers. Fall of the Jesuit ticket
10y! Halt CoIumbia'
In preparing the MSS. of the Baggage Smashrr
lot the press, OCeT three gross Of Maynard'S Il My
IS writing ink have heen used, solely for ensures
an interlims0ti0ns! The book will be published
Oh paper quarter of an iuch thick, manufactur.
ed expressly Tor the purpose, and will he sold for
the low price of one doLlar!
In order to prevent delay in the preparation and
dissemination o copies, the
One Hundred umd I'toenlieth Edition .ciR be Pub
iShed First!
In addition to WHICH, special trains on the Elud-
SOn river and Central Railroads will be fitted uD
with twelve of Hoes Mammoth Presses. upon
which the work will be struck of while the cars
are going sirty miles an hour, and the copies as
fast as printed, will be thrown out at The station
houses along the route!
Apply early! Orders received by
DOZEN, BROWN & SELLUN,
New York City.