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New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-11-16
To Mariners.

suBMARISE TELEGRAPH CAsLr, WILMINGTON, n L@1Tvt5i.
attention os snl commanders Of vessels 10 he pot
u. n.on safrttLy called 70 TIE tllO@ng Tes)14o1 "
Ctu.uiss. zen e Hayi "a iOr ard Pix gei I'd
keeed Tst 70 Tho better pro- Of he subT1 srns E
ezrsrL cable extended tee Cape Fear nsef =
iet rect COCK t lh net b. lsf FIR auy plot cf 49, a
- c ooo HE enshy with sly ysrds II stlsf SO "a
aid dock AID Vs. % mo WIND biz wins heavy IL 81 GAYS
srctcr 70 s-We-c ~ ssil GLIB. nj t.fif
In se5l-o- 10 he peaay which tts couu'sonsr ~ II
"a ot, for sios, o Of the oder the s'ng - q
n Orleans gelssrept Conn lly c-lsc sy-j t5ssIss
h. me- cd b tstrss % ~ pf-r~ry Wh II VI
S,te,ilfeutstt w. aud y. y. Te.. Csn'''F'
WLrir.t3r. Nov. G.. 49,
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a. as ss 50 M.ns. Csssl. Is. Isl ssehsyIs S:,fs
ia leo Ls schsylkL R. u - S' W. =. c,s 81 co.l
"a sns.hl R. z. 81 Fam and Nee s s e.. -
s,eVsd Board7eo sehuylhl Nav s * i6o c.Sy 8. 81
&c Sss Goa 40 so ls p nm ae'P IS m
Is Besv.r Meadow o. o0o ~ "a sorri,,osn
E /; :5do, ISL Lk,e sehuJss,i n 81 s..s5a. r.
pernsy vsnis r R., 2 d., 4i u DO |'i "
ire ssS,s-i 90 s,suyim Esyiss,iSip e 5000
Cit5 .. rs. b. s2i / Penn'yiVahi' H. r. al -
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corpr M general SESSIONS, Nov. I5-Besore the


Al the opening Of cour, the following naueo PIues
leadsd gu " Of the Indictments against them: ~ i.
John Ger IN cefraudins fs1 6reefe oil
M III Maiden OF four hur cre1 doAra Geo hughes
Grand -rceny sealing nioey dollar. fo E1s Geme Of
No III Nsssu street VIM. MoranPasng i've dollar coun
tsyfe h CD the Fhtpx b,uk, Westerly. H. John M.can
way-Grand acey stealing ak hundred pounds 81 iron from
David L. Peter % No 2 South street tTsncs Johns IN
r,pd larceny ling and money, N the value OF
Two tup6red ard binetvour dollars from j. A Reyoods OF
M 5l Souh street Msrxsret Wall Grand larceny in steal
g twenty dresses vsnet 81 hundred and
fl dollars Anna Duvsl Of No Ste Broadway hehTd
wa ard John RYAN Attempt at highway robbery upon the
p.sop Of DR. David Uni Of No. Bond street. Chnt9phsr
kbronseDR lottery politics Oh complaint OF Adam honmso
of Nc. l0l WlLett street
The above parties remaDdsd fol sentence ard The court
.heua for the day,
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IrTyNP1 AT REVOLT AND RIOT.
uEITyp STATES CIRCUIT COURT-Eoy. 1t.-BefOr'
Judge NELSON.

In The case of thi. party, claimed by the French
roent Oh charge OF rss Bssaneon in France and
Morton decided the proof be sufficient for his
eTsdtion his COUNSEL Mr.. Busted made isaon for
wit Of bsbeas corpus which TIE chcu judge has denied con
aeng the mm was suthonzed 70 &C. ana tni
H. of he State and exclusively those OF the FEEDER II
soyspmeIt apply the first article Of the convention WITH
ssnes The teon of he sooer with the testimony,
- IN All s.ob csses will BE- reviewed By the Government at
Wsbip,top before granting order for extrsdition
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-11-16

mat NJ, lar. Who bad sivep him 5osins shout tie shnf
he besysd through the rsaence Of M smh ths b. -oua
wait ara see and orpcrtvu.y BE would - hsve
NV Husband and ret be did n1t believe
thsre va. any 70 c5rvef be s&d Tat M Moat
lived At Pau oss be- us e7desee nothing In the es's
I tten vert 20 PhlAdeltei+
Tia court be e 81 ,ouIne4 to Fiidsy s. 10 A. II.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-11-16
Markets. Pen,r,s4 b. 7tlsrrapk.

ALBANY Nov. l5-l2:SO o. m.-ELoUS Inactive. CoNx-
Sale. eco hu.hss Wes,en Mixed 92ic sos and e from
the Rsirosd OATS-Sses 10 30 bushels Elo B.RLsy-
sales 10 Geo bushels 81 IS 81 p cash ADD time. WHIsKY
No saes.
NTwoRLrlNs Nov. 14-corroS srni s4es to-day OF 100
bAes. Fair SUGAR 6i07e.
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ISNH.
Marke,s.-CARrrrLLr REPORTED FOR TIE ThI1uSr.

AsHFsThe market without change for Pots sses Of ~
bbls y 50 so; Pesr seadS sales o. 20 bes At ~ 81.
COTTONIo under the revs per steamer tscinc az
demanding c advance buyers have Rot tresponreh ey
have b.rdv made their appearance in market AZ all to-day No
% Of ann nportsnce been de. The following quota
tcns exhibit the views Of holders;
Esw-YORK cLAssIFIcAIicS. "
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-11-16
Reee,p,s of Prosiuee Nov. "a

~ Norh Rirs- Bat,-l5lSs bbs Flour, y 10. Ashss 30
90. WHISKY 80 CO. Beef IS 81 bush Wheat so DO. ost
less 10 Rye co. do Barley
By E,is RalOGd-s sss b6s Fleur Ia3s DO. Beef - L.
WHISKY, 100 bags Vhest
Report Stock received at NewYo,k per New York Ere
Railroad for the week ending Nov H.
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co17prcALENDAR-TgIs DAY.

SUPERIOR coURr-Noe. 37e, on, 727, 25s 6al, 345,
$40 M 72O 49, g. $751; 49, ST. 3d. $50 7o9 49, 6s5 49, 50
SAC 737 to 7i3, 74S
SUPREME COURT, GENERAL TERA.-Non enuheTeted
motions and Nos. 96. 1O7 70 100 inclusive.
CIRCUIT coURT-Aojourned to first Monday in De.
ceu1ber
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-11-16

By pilot boat Edwin Forestllth Inst 100 miles east ne
passed ,chr William, OF Ise Rsna, LUMBER loaded fall
water sbsnct ned could not board her vic fresh
at time and heavy runpDy IS inst 90 miles ev Of
the Hook spoke ship DrOuo of New London from Perntn
buco for New BCdoro q days out.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-11-16

MINIATURE ALMANAc.......rHls DAY.
sun-Rses..6.ss sets.....,.t;t2 Moos-Sets ..lliisa
HIGH rArsR...............r hls oAr -.
Sandy Hook II IS Gov. Island. l2l5 HeuGate
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UNITED STATES DISTRICT cOURT-Nov. l5.-Befois
Judge Belts.

uu1ryp STATES DISTRICT coURT-Nov. l5.-Befcis
Judge Belts.
CHARGE OF ASSAULT WITH A DANGEROUS "EAPOS'
Capt. George B. Austin of the ship Culuystor, was
rsce5 or tia indicted above related 70
e I.ts voyage frc Liverpool p.med Sylvester Ross III the
pa,sr ger il will be lseted hsd been
woman FOR taiipE the doush Of Leaf OF oresa soc nso
nsI,d and ,sr baked the oaboose a. bis IN and on
h. csnt,D tell him Il he said gr hsa ave. ns
oouSh 10 hin and as the bread be hal eaten It
nek hin, n ssd With piece OF wood and knockeo BIN
spa eb.s.5 him after be bed got no, TO the asersie
here ne understood the PASSENGER threatened 70 use
~ N I and he his pso snd caused he man 70 come
~ Seck where he toid him h prsvers snd fdga enc
rim ,ood deal The jury, however, under Gil tse ccuu1-
ssIc.s found verdict Of Not guilty" NJ Dunning sp-
e.rsd Tor d.nse and Mess hekeoD and = smith IN the
United States - 49,
ATTEMPT AT REVOLT AND RIOT.
Four sesmen named James Kelly, Terence ByTnes,
Joln Brown and John Smith who had shipped on board the
bIp AutIa and board ~ the vessel lay al speoo
"a the f Of Dover street tIieS indictment - aoov
il tprear. hs after getting beard they CONT
heating two Portuguese ssor and the mate sSd tnhd mae
interered pistol which the mate held en On
dining the melee and the third mate In the mana sce
ri The retired the cabin sfad 70 come on oeet
tiGe assistsncs cent for and the men arrested
INV ourd the guilty Of not Mr. Spencer appeared Gu the
behalf
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-11-16

MI. S. Diapers semi weekly public sane OF ,''OAs
and bonds will take place tomorrow, at the Merooan''
Exchange, at l2l O'Clock. p.u
The business Of the Pbilsdephia and Reading Kali
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-11-16

A coppason Of the soo.iDgs Of the weekly Bank
,.,emen Of the Boston banks with those Of the state
mept for the previous week, exhibits the following
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Nv telegraph.
Spoken.

NEW ORLEANS, Nov. It-Arr ship Sea, I'm. NeS.I
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-11-16

pec.l 465 1873 Des2 96s 5e9 c.7oe7,7Ss Dec.oIoIS
By reducing wheat Fou the quantity OF the aei le
At Underwater this compared with the corresponding period
Of at wear shows increase OF 2lS SSS barrels OF Flour
The following table shows the quantity OF some OF the pfn
ciral articles Of produce left Underwater from the commence
mept OF NAVIGATION the h Of Now inclusive DUNG tne
,esrs 1883 Cl days; 1884, 1871 days and 1850 ~ days.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-11-16

co,,usncemen. of navigation 20 the til OF November,
snr,e teriod 10 ls54...............'.'. @o's'']i ~
f-,x9
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krW.fOkh lLAssIIINNI ID
Tnlands. FloltdA biol
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-11-16

The argresste quantity Of the same articles en- A.
from commencement Of nsyieston to the lttn o.
Flour. bbls. Whest 6u Corn 6n' bsi az o ons
Is5S.......2,52' "a 7o5S,525 2IiS 6cS 80, 80
isS5...I CSC a6 4(64956 9,7+oS6S lS27os
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Ipe....s2is Inc. Gel Dec..l4s99 Inc.'ii,

The quantity Of the same articles len az
o the ofnsvigsOn 20 the IA OF Now H.
Elusive during the years 1854 and 1855, Is a. follows;
Flour. bbla Wheat bu. Com, ea eAf.ey, s "a
iss5....i G626 4,c64s6 s7p ScS lSs|'SS
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-11-16

~ a, .x,l Fhs u<rsssnl sasses who ersssed 10 ne
r romoditIes have on vbels besn eesfas du,
ir ID. wear and manufacturers are seoers setvs{ sos goa
,h so, p,,bp. 40 probably they aslay We ne -
Ii,ie hsststib fsny so.riSs The opinion Shieh
-. have more expressed that hoEsver masa -
ms, dread nj ina effect q the ~kf efpebo''e e. "
Ter need for the r e.ebt be A2Prehsndse . ,rA.. =,
nxder,be extent Of bssness Was done 70 -
,s :, sf,,t AZ BE- sirnirs this week and on Tuesday
,,iea ADVANCE demanded BY spnnsrs md
The extent Of bur hist day vs eonse
han expected bet since rudAy the demand Nv 'oen
neved ana fall prices have been oetamed . =,
In reg ard TO cotton the advices are favorable, tue
mnktt having advanced laid. Breadstafs are
little lower. In regard to American stocks, Barring
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28
oq For.the Grand yerTimes. b
TO MY FRIEND. ,..;.


Why does that sigh escape, your trembling heart
Why does that tear-drop glitter in youreyee
Why do the tears so oft unbiddcn start g2an1 ,.j@'
Why arc you so unhappy2 Tellme why 2r
o, that you would unvail your heart to me i4 u
That you would tell the sorrow hidden there.
Then could sigh with you in sympathy,
Oft as / breathe for you a sincere prayer ''''
Why do you sigh to rest your aching head,
And weary frame, beneath the clay-e sod!,
o, would you sleep among the quiet dead, gf
That your tired soul may be at home with God.
Is this pure God of justice love and truth, a 81
Your friend in Heaven, and on earth your guide
Was He acknowledged guardian of your youth
In vain question: can not decide. - Il. 4,
Perhaps it is because the heart is lone; 'f l,l,.
because the friends of youth have turned away
Is not this why hear the heartfelt moan, g1f 5.
And darkness hovers o'eryOur brighter day
Methinls it is-then dry those scalding tears,
For God is true; on Him you can depend;
Ask Him to chase away your fears,
And He will be your counselor and friend
His lore shall be beacon light affair." ,tJ.efls
Shining with slvery light uponyour way;
His smiles shall be your bright and morning star,
Guiding you on unto perfect day.
Grand Haven, March 2l, 1855. VIOLET.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

Investigation of the Poole tragedy, shows
that very large portion of the New York po-
lice are implicated in the escape of Baker, the
man who so deliberately shot Poole. A mem.
Der of the board of coancmen is in the tombs
charged as an accessory. 1t is supposed that
Baker has gone to the Canary lrlands. saa 800
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

THE EXPECTED GREAT CoMET.-The eminent
astronomer, NJ Babnet member of the French
Academy of Sciences, gives some very interesting
details relative to the return of the great comet
whose periodical course is computed by the most
celebrated observers at two hundred years. The
result OF his investigation is that it will appear in
August, 1853, with an uncertainty of two years
more or less; SO that between 1856 and 1860,
those who are then living may hope to see the
great luminary which in 1776 caused Charles V. to
abdicate. wa "o' ' '"i@
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

HENRY GRIFFIN, Justice of the Peace and
Notary Public for Ottawa County, has resumed
his former Land Agency business, and will at
tend promptly to the payment of non-resident's
taxes; will negotiate for the purchase or sale of
both pine and farming lands. Deeds Bonds or
mortgages &C., executed at reasonable rates
and with despatch. Office opposite the Wash
ington House, Grand Haven.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

THE RULING PAssIoN.--Whle the fight
among the pugilists was going on in Broadway,
the other night, the running, yelling. and pistol.
firing reused a returning Californian who was
stopping at the Metropolitan. He heard the
runpus, got out of bed, opened the window,
thrust out his head, and cried out, Go it, old
boys, 60 it that puts me in mind of Sacra-
mento" Wbereupon he slammed down his
window, and went back to bed a i'aaaL stl
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

The everlasting hills will crumble to dust.
but the inhunce of a good man will never die
The earth will grow old and PERISH but virtue
in the heart will be ever green End flourish
throughout eternity. The sun roll from the
heavens: bpt true religion undealed will grow
brighter, and not cease while God himself ex-
lists. {, f,f. .,,.7 .75.qfi.Y r-ef5l iH t9g goilAfs
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

Work! Earn your Pork, and see how sweet
it will be- Work, and see how well you will
be. Work and see how happy your family
will be; for, before you know where you are in.
stead of repining at Providence, you will find
yourself offering up thanks for all the numerous
blessings you enjoy. .i. 9s.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

WASHING TON HOUSE, By Henry Penney
er. The proprietor has the past spring newly
fitted and partly re-furnished this House, and
feels confident visitors will find the House to
compare favorably with the best in the State.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

General Agent, Dealer in Salt, Flour, Dry and
Green Fruits Provisions, Family Groceries,
Drugs Medicines Perfumery &C., &c, at his old
stand opposite the Washington, House, Grand
Haven, Michigan. -
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

HOPKINS &. BRO OTHERS, Storage, Forward
ing and Commission Merchants; general dealers
in all kinds of Dry Goods, Groceries, Grain and
Provisions manufacturers and dealers whole.
sale and retail in all kinds of lumber. Mill
Point, Mich. ...
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

EXTRA SEssioN.-An extra session Of Con-
gress is talked Of Many of the western mem.
bers are remaining at Washington for a few
days, awaiting the decision of the President.
II is urged that many reasons exist for calling
the new Congress together; not the least of
which is the delicate condition of our foreign
relations. .t. ,.ros.,v 4.....,o'
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28
New Barber Shon.

VOS EPH LASSOR has recently opened n shop
eJ on Washington street. opposite the Washing
ton House, over Davis tailor shop, where he will
be happy to wait upon all, who may wish his sery-
ices, in the best manner. 1cs.a7l i3-r.,il.
Light needle work will also be received and neat
ly executed. ------.
Grand Haven, February 10. 1855, ssrs Ils2 IT,
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

A grocers wife having in passion thrown
an inkstand at her husband and spattered him
all over with the black liquid, some atrocious
wretch said that she had been engaged at the
battle Of The Ink-her-mar. ~. -, ~, =,
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

L. M. s. SMITH, Dealer in Drugs, Medicines,
Paints, Oils and Dye Stuffs. Dry Goods, Groce-
ries and Provisions, Crockery, Hardware, Books,
Stationery, &c. At the Post Office corner of
Park and Barber Streets Mill Point. Mich.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

Squire j. recently aspired to represent
this place in the next Legislature, and in hopes
of obtaining the nomination he seized all favor.
able opport unities to address tho million. A few
nights since there was a caucus at the school
house, when Squire j. delivered one Of his
fowery speeches, which terminated somewhat as
follows: 'a'2 '7' va t3.iH ...'N e'o4
** '* al say fellow citizens,
that the inalienabe rights of men are paramount
and catamount to all others, and he who cannot
put his hand on his heart, and thank God that
oothng is ranking within, deserves to lie in
bed, in q bed, | say, gentleman, he deserves to
lie in a bed, in bed" s'.'l-' ..'
"Wilh cracker crumbs in it," shouted out a
shri voice of person anxious to round the Pc
riod. The laugh was tremendous, and it is
doubtful if the Squire gets the nomination
1t is also supposed that the cracker crumb man
is the father Of small family, and that he has
experienced the delights of such bed. 80
"''i' ''7.' '''IDoa Boston Gazette.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

What is the difference between confirmed
sinner and beggar? One is a mend.i.cant, and
the other is mend.i-wont. % sRhl shs'jRp i4 'b
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

-CROSVENOR REED, Attorney and Counsel
lor at Law All business intrusted to me will be
promptly and satisfactorily attended to. Resi-
dence, Charleston Landing, Ottawa Co. Mich.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

FIRE IN MILwAUKEE-A fire occurred IN Mil
wankee on Saturday, which destroyed five build
ngs. 1t broke out in JOSEPH GRANTS paint shop,
on the corner of Mason and Main streets. u, roi
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

HORACE MERRILL, Boot and Shoemaker.
Boots and Shoes neatly repaired, and all orders
promptly a tended to. Shop one door below the
Washington House.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

C. DAVIS e. CO., Dealers in Dry Goods, Groce.
ries, Provisions, Hardware, Crockery, Boots and
Shoes, &c. Muskegop, Mich. g tr
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

Then all ye lovers when ye go
A fishing in the sea, 'a 1Ui 1'
And linda crab upon your hook, q +.
, Then think-oh think of me. - g.
Idied because was Crabb, ''ej'
My love was Grabbed, too; ir.as tG
And yet she would not be a Crabb, ,ra
For all that could do .l..,t.
All grabbed fate, above my bones,
.s There rests no marble slab; n. -.
lie among the earth and stones, l..
A poor forgotten Crabb. ....,..,,
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28
A DISTRESSED CRABB.

Several wears aco man named Crabb pet-
toned the Legislature of Massachusetts, TO alter
his name because his sweetheart refused TO mar
Fry him while he was called by SO unlovlng cog
nomen. On the rejection of Crabb's bill by the
Senate, the New York Transcript. with lis pe-
culiar fact of turning every Thing laughable TO
a good account, closed the sad fate OF the
disappointed lover in grabbed tragi comedy,
thus:rOT rs9i rslE fai aiad9g 1872 hsfHso4s
Now let us imagine for a moment what must
be the sad sequel of this nngallant rejection---
Mr.. Isaac Crabb goes to visit his dulcinea. He
knocks at the door with trembling hand, and
while he is waiting for it to be opened he fancies
he hears her say,sif you're Mr.. Harrison, come
inf you're Crabb, stay out!" He is presently
admitted, and his mistress, with n doubtful ex-
preston Of countenance says
"Am 10 address you us Mr. Harrison, or Mr..
-, nh all cannot speak the odious name
Of Mr.-----"I slus51 aGiwol'oI saI bods
"Crabb, madam, my name is still Crnbb, a,n
sorry to say il for your sake and mine. The leg
islature has declared against my suit But will
you also, my dulcipea, persevere in declining it I!
Will YOU" qeO g ,sbGgla San IL 9ar . iY
"Don't slide up to me. can't bear a critter
that goes sideways. Keep your claws off from
me." 9.fW
"Ah, cruel! Shall never have the pleasure
of calling you Mrs. Cmbb? Shall no young
Crabbs climb upon our knees to share our aflec-
tions and kisses ?'. Guuno gJdI ,5s g.8alo lo ,
"No, III have no such critters poking about
me--rm sure they must all be married men or
incorrigible old bachelors"
"Whatever they may be, there's no hope for
them at ALL But why should merely name
separate two persons whose hearts are firmly
united 2" 80 ol oat. 18, 'r.atI.e. .li :b.sa =
"Any other name could abide--but to think
of sleeping with ----w Uots1 5 wftlr
"We shall both be Crabbs together" .o
"Not by a jug full. Haven't told you often
enough"
I" Is that your ultimatum, then? Must re-
cede? Must | retrograde! Must l advance
backwards? Farewell, then, most lovely, cruel
woman! Farewell most unfeeling Legislature.
Farewell to all the joys and delights of matrimo-
ny. 1ncontinently will / drown myself. III
make my bed in deep water with my fellow
Crabbs p
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1855-03-28

The other day the conductor of a train on
New York road discovered an Irishman in
car soon after starting from Rome and demand.
ed his fare. Pat declared hehad no money. The
conductor, after lecturpg him, told him to leave
at the first stopping place not far distant. Ac.
cordingly Pat was one Of the first to get off at
the next station. utjudge of the conductors
surprise and wrath to find him aboard when fair.
ly under way "Did lnotteIl you to get off?'
!" And sure, did," "Why then are you hero
again!' And sure, did ye' not say 'All
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