Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1855-07-27
~, c., ~ Mlke Finch anil lie Bull would

Tur sro,v NJ Mike Pinch and The Bull would
make ovnio laugh. Mike took q motion 10 go In
Syimtnins and hsll inst cot Ills clothes OF when
bs cav Deacon Smiths bull making Ill him-lhe
mi vas yeious animal, and had come near kill.
;nS Two n, IbJee nets6hs4eonsedlenlI Mike fell
,siher ,hHms, He didn't want 10 call iot help,
n, Ia VAS naked, and he nearest place ifom
WHENCE assistance could arrive was tue meeting
bouse, which was at that time filled with wot.
SINNERS. among whom was the gal Mike was
having HE deyoufs TO-" So he do1eed the bull as
lie animal cana al him, and managed 10 catch lin
Ly The tall. lie was dragged auIud till nesrly
dead, and when he thought he could hold on 10
longer, he made IN his mind he had better 'hol.
lerI And now we will lei him tell his own story.
So looking al The matttrin all lis bearings,
cum 10 lhe conclusion that III better let somebody
kmolp what was. So Gin Yell louder than a
sect Inc Deacon's two dogs eonin' down like as
II they wal SEEM which could rel tlSt fIlst.
knowel who tney were arter--tLey'd jine Tue bul
opin me, warsattiu, ior they were ofiul venom.
Gus and had a spite agin me. So says |, old bin.
die, II tidm' is as cheap 81 walking OIL this route,
II you've no objections, III ils take deck pas
sage on that At back O. YOUTH. So wasn't very
long getting usEuie OF him; then, II you'd bin
thai, you'd have swote that thar watn't nothing
human In that or mir, The sile flew so 0rlllly oS
The clilteF and rolled round the held--one Jog
on one side and one OIL lie otheE-ttyn to olincll'
my feet. prayed aud cussed and cussed AMI
mayed. until couldn't Tell which did al last
and nellhet want no use, they war SO 0Elully
mixed up. WE'LL recken It'd eOolt hall an hour
this way, when old btindle thought II waf lime 10
stop 10 lake In supply OF wind, and cool oil
little, So when he got round 10 Tree That Slood
thar, he naturally halted. So seq old BOY youIl
lOSe one passenger satlall. 81 just clum upon
btaoh, kakelatin 10 IO0St thar TIL starved, aloTe
I'D be rid found III That at way any lOnset.-
wut Q makln' tracks tor tlIetoP o the tree when
heard SuthiI m'klll' OIL otIIII buz7ln overhead,
kinder looked up, and II ttluE wnTn't--wel lharE
no ues Of sweaEn now, but u wot Tie biggest
horHeFs nest ever hlIllt. You'll GIN m nov,
recon, Nike, cause there's no help lor you. bllI
al de struck me then, That I'D stand Leap bet
tet chance rlddln' the buil lhan wlIaE vas
Sea old Teller, II yOl'l hold Oh, III Ilte 70 Vie
next station anyhow, lei that be whaE Il will SO
! iiSt dropped aboard Inn again, anu IooKcu a1ol'
TO see What ! llaI ealnea W chaugln q9oHe1Si
aud, gentlemen, I'm lar u lhal waIht We nal'
0 bLShel Of The Stlngn YaIlHeil's Teauy 70 nl'ell
into me when the word SO was g1n. Wen,
reckon they gol It, Tor 'al hands slalleu lO1 our
company, Some on ZEN hi Tie uogs-aho9l 4noH
struck Inc, and Tue resi- charged on OtlnHIe' ms
lime lIle dogs led oil lush uead Oehl TOT the on
leacon'S, and aS soon rs OLD DtlnuIe aIId could
gel under way we followed. And as war only q
deck passenger, and had nollln' 10 10 WIN seer