The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1855-04-26

chief for one of dimi,y white, for nothing,
we had been told, so exaspsraes the male
turkey and makes him show disposition for
fight so much as sight Of color correspond
ing with the hues Of his neeki Buthold He
suddenly started 10 his feet and rapidly
"slruts" the room. His shoulders shrug
spasmodically, and his neck is in one revo-
luton of clerks and twilches." (Ah we see
il now! He too is afflicted with Chorea y
AL last he screams in characteristic notes
"l'll battle, and hack, and cut, and stab,
And gouge, and throttle, and curse, aud iab,
And cIinch, and wreslle, and yell, and bite,
And with "CUvIER" make bloody fight"
But here another movement attracted our at
tenlion. The door quietly opened, and a
second :" creature" came lmring in, putting
endless clouds of "good will' 10 CUvIEN
from an Intern Unable cigar! He very com.
placenlly took seat by "Zadoc's" side,
made sundry suggestions, and gave him ma
lcious counsel and advice. Where We ran.
ged him zoologically in our vision we shall
not say; though should we meet him in such
company again and for such purpose, we
may be tempted "wake him up" from
behind his dreamy vapors of "half spanish"
and his glass'house. .incognitio.
We turned again TO Zadoc." His counte.
nance was perfectly awful, evincing a mind
in one convulsive throe, and the movements
of the body sympathised with The action
within. Ah some great and ponderous idea
was struggling for birth; some new and ter.
| rible thought would be added 10 those alrea-
dy existing in this naughty world!- # came
it came. He snatched his pen and in bold
chhography Crying TO initiate The style of
" "Cuvier'') added 10 wha! he had already
written--
"The creature is forever trying 10 delude
lis observers and ape the manners and ways
of lis superiors. This may be seen in the
article alluded TO, by the frequent use of
terms which do not pertain TO an English
education; bombas,ic effort, 10 doubt, TO
pass as classical eradaate but which am
inclined to belive he is rot, for such gradu-
a,es, communicating with the public, through
the medium of the press, especially with
[no' through eh2I such newspaper as the
Star" would use such language as would
be understood by its patrons"
O-o-o-dear! Our naughty, erralic,
pretending" quill! Well if we write
mo(o)re, thought We, our language" shall
bs such as "Zadacn and-his ressisiz,tts -esrrs
understand"
But once again ii is the finishing dash
the closing effort -
"Where !, he, and subject OF such hor-
rible phantasies with such wandering i'm
agination, with mind containing SO many
erroneous ideas and wild hallucinations,
with desire with all 10 injure my fellow
citizens, and ruin my own integrity, would
scorn the idea Of publishing my trash, but
would lie down supmely upon my back and
die.n
Boo--hoo-hoo! How we should repent
for writing out our "dreams." But alas !;
we are too much "hvena" for that We
only thought to ourself--l! this (Zodoc's) ar
rangement. OF "terms, and style OF composition
"perlains to an English educalion,n we
have something's to unearn, and nsat wonld
cause us pang of regret.
EpILoGUE.
Suc.swas our vision. AT the moment of
our waking and for period after, We were
inclined to the beliefthat we had been haun-
ted by some phosphorc Illusion, which had
been bobbing about in the convolulions of
our brain, begat of nothing but vain phan,a-
sy, and more iucons,ant than The wind
when 10! the" Rejoinder" we gave "Zadoc"
writing in our vision, appears in the " Dem
ocIat" of the l4th inst. II "Zadoc" won'I
! try agaip. " perhaps el-wo(uDd!l Do you
"unde adn eh?
Gre'AY0od, Pa,