New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-01-23
Iy-DoEsT.CKs LOOKS FOR A BOARDISi
HOUSE

IN -lOEsI.ChS LDth> fDh \ bphhDiN'-
HOUSE.
Ssw.Yoax. Oct. ctr, i.5s
H.virg become. to certain exiest. : aNtare' a
;bi. bieh Old iosn il became necessary 10 ssirca e.
4. ki hahiAton. wherein ! night ea', sleep eaAsss
rDv.hirt DAmPhcol blp.hes and A'tend to Toe osssr
co,,f.,,. Of the external homo, and the onef O.
oividucL
NJ friend Boil Do-ge hsvin. deserted ais ka
rlsee Of resiaeuce. on GccOgnt OF the perPe1A
,rrirn 4 "a; Ackeri u tie breakfss' 'abe,l y
.isrisd together DC = Yos sc Of discovery. To =.
scribe al the lspits,ed -en'le~onen, wnose apart.
rnen.s we irspecied-alI the may iniuceno's
which were used 10 fersusce ~ 10 take mp or
ousr,eTs IN al ~ofis 81 musis -uclin- rous, All
10 r,coun; how man PROMISE nc male % " eel
..a,D. wsulo take TOO much time. sufiee i to ny
TIA, AZ IL o clock in he evening, wcaret out al
d.,D4rnie we cAst archor IN the domicu OF an lssb
Id sifh oue eye. She ASSURE o.. that her o)a7tfi
~. al rispictible sud found thesr o~n u5seI,
ard that there ras tivl brg n The place 's
took .dioiung roous. and r,ssuedly went t9ss 70
tos t,.,....;,.
counrouDS communisd frkctare. aud been psseesi
M with putty which csms 81 IN M teal-ihat ne
Dr.. b. We scani--ihe butter poNeiiai-lue yea, ga
me coItrs-y quite he reverse -h0FeNeF' Ano>sn
"a
sqciust hope i retired % nv Virisous sheer S'-
~ Of forrtrs q most hor-ltlc,l
For two hours | maintained q stnguintif e'Isss
with en- odofiierous band Of c,iernnnei csnai7n y
secis-srued only With tre-'h'Nri, Z -h Inl{ s5'
n, the unequal cona'ci-bai the tr, ach.Tols ME
M broke az 10. critical mo nenfi tlpngn
..ou'd be COMPELLED TO y.,lc-despsr hlled az ny
.sfsss-uy heart failsd me my BRAN grew dsEy
ihkonor- hurried thoughts Il enomes unY isdsast
Of cuies .. elected sn0 Of errOis committed, rlted
scloss my uinG-s last thought Of cherished hsss,
sIC absent ifieEcs ives " my heart and, With ht'y
PRAYER for mercy and fcrgiv, ness WA a the pOad
SC.dlIg when my frantic eye caught siSht OF ny
cast ron boot Jack with an exclam.lpn OF p01s
era,ruds to heaven Bail Dogce says !, did not sSnd
e. 70 hn eized Il and vita the desperate sireas'a
II a d,ilg man reiessl the battle, and. evsr'a-
ail, cane OF victorious and ,rumphsnt. Wvy
win daughter fll exhausted on the bed, and ssP,
,ill morning.; Bull Dogge, who hsd been engagsin
tb. Pane d. hiful occupation appeared a. the bk
fa.t.table With one eye black, sad his face sp)t
Ike be tiger We held c,uDcil Of gar, and
soye6 instantly 20 qut he premises OF the taap4
Islander VITO bad agreed 10 lodge and eat US, &
she.Cyclops and sho hal 30 nearly falhled the a.
ter clause, by proxy.
A.otber search. and another home. Here, fzs
week things went on tolerabiy well the STEAK ~
someiIu capable of masIic alton, the conee wfst
oIyoBs weak Lor the butter always strong; but 20
ds mere spt cared et breakfast adish OF oeef; ~
Dc gee Asserts that the 10 81 remains 81 an oa
illus bore; It was not molested; at dinner, Il use
IL. appearance egain. stll u was no, di-tafOedi
tea nis OF Il were visible but Il yer remssd
untouched in the morning, tempting looking $50
made lie appearance, bat alas, Il was only vexia-
veuton Of the enemy conceal the ubiquitous bsii
az dinner. at pie enshJined portion OF the afro
said beei-it went away uDh lrmed. tot wsx,
/ even CAV, al every NEAL Ia every subtle tofnn
come il gebious disguise still was forced upon ear
notice this omppresent beef il went through msrs
changes than Harlequin IN the Pantomme, sud, ~
that nimble Idiyidusl, came always out uninlured
Acft ba.a a iay Roll fla- rrnrtlx
10 himself the third he spoke ont I" in meetig;
the fourth be d-mDed audibly; the 9Th. he hsta
hours twear 10 bmSeh In his own room; the siEh,
seventh, and eighth he pre- served digniiied senes
but bis silence was cnlnous. on the ninth dayve
both left.
Our next landlsdy had gigantic mouth but lx
nose was q mag nifcent failure We stald with b. .
week and left because she seemed ~ be- pvssesss1d
the icea that one sausage we enough for two M
Fer n Obth longer, We fan The gauntlet Of all ~
moe FL boarding houses We were entrspped byE
kinds Of auriDg promises, aud perpetusliy svindst
without any regard 10 decency; We had tast@
Ysnl ee, French, Dutch, and have mentioned lik
fore y god. j Ir,sk = and we lived four days IA
establishment presided over bya red-eyed drkC
With wife the color Of saddle. At last -
osy in an agony Of despair, exclaimed, Wsrs,
O where, can bumb igged humanity fnd dsosu;
place 10 feed Echo answered, In the eatae
houses We resolved Ia try IL, and the resut
QloriOus We have achieved victory sir-a
heroic unexpected victory.
And low farew ell, all scrawny landladies ye sBsfJ
btldames, with your wooden smiles; farewell, ys "
yipsrous bedseads, ye emsciated feather bed. I'd
ys atfeLuated hohters long adieu 10 scsni blAlxs
ard usttesses stuffed with shayipgs; farewell 10
birsu;e butter and TO ancient bread; good. bye Il ~
Il with a tear, ye immortal, everlasting beef; nv
well 10 sloppy coffee and to azure milk, lDampDa
says not yet, farewell, We antediluvian pies -
you hliipuian puddings farewell you two-inci ~
kins ard ye holy ;able-oloths farewell, ye e1Jy
Crates, ard ruity eosl-seutrlesi sdeu, ye crseSA
mirrors, which make q man look Ike drussn
sstyi; farewell ye respectable chairs, with disl1 ~
lnbs; a6ieu, ye fractured tea~cups, ye broken IN,
and knives with hand.saw edges farewell, in -
eli ye lcdgiDg houses where sou can't have a ~
key, and whore yeu can tel when they &c. ~
hired gill, by the color Of the hairs in the bscals
II noticed this lat remarkable feet, q long -
since.
Give u. Joy for we have found place where if,sS
are cone up right, whore We can choose our On
yisnds, where the beef is positively tender, ne
there are no little red ants in the sugar, whs''n
potatoes are not wsxy. ard where if anything -
wrong, We can initiate the waiter
In fact, we are suited; if anything runs IN!
"John gets particular Pts, and "nuthin shostfi
where we can eat Thag we please, and cal for -
We plesse; where charges are moderate, snc
p.rp'itted 10 d-mn the waiter for nothing. ~
here 10 this els sian spot have Bull Doege "a
taken our daily bread beans and butter ineheaJ
for the pas, month, without fear and withst~
prosch'
As our poetical friend, ThomN Plus, has fenshS''
Joy Joy; our task g done. -.s-.N
Our trisls are p-st ard eur Res,sursst 70 "ss
q. X. PHrLASDgR Dorsrfcks, 70
p. 5. Dambhoo says my concluding qaot
not strictly correct, but what does be knos 81