Star of the Kanawha Valley. [volume] (Buffalo, Va. [W. Va.]) 1855-1856, 1855-06-20
Our Chin Rusk,t.
Why was The first day d Adams lils
the longest ever known? Because Il had
no Eyel

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The following Is one u the toasts given
At the celebration of the Fourth Of JULY,
out West: American You;h--May their
ambition reach q high q their standing
collars 5
Martha, have you hung up Tie closhss''
E''No, madam placed them Ii l slats %
notwithstanding i vulgar
Bushes arc Tying colors which ths
maidens carry becomingly,
| A gentleman being Ii conpsny with q
sprinkling dsmsel Of abont fourteen. ~
semewhaL annoyed By her playful tricksry.
At length lie exclaimed, now npY dear III
be STILL. Thisw was touching cord 81 femin.
inc vanity which is always SURE % vibrais.
Assuming an air Of importance, and rct;f.
ing space o. two. SHE drew hsrsalf intoa
position q defence. and responded. Girl.
indeed? I a,nas mEcA cf q isossaa a. yos.'
There i i good looking CLERK on one II
ours Gamers, whosays be isalways delight.
cd when hurricane springs up. for Tie
dear woman cling to him for protection.
like boys around q sugar hoyshead.
There s an old lady in Troy, % full 1t
sympathy, that every time hsrIducks take
. bath in the mud gutter, she drics their
feet BY the fire % keep them from catching
. cold. HEH#
Mr.-do you keep anything good 10
t.a-k.e-hcre?
Yes, we have excellent cold waier--ths
best thing in the world, We'll, / know
il. was thereby. There's noI one thing
that's done Do much for navigation ~ that.
And even ~ beverage, it'scapital. mixan
with little brandy
'Mrs. Squiggs, how's your husband,
this aftcrnoSn?p well, The doctor says
as how as iflhe lives till morning. no shall
have some hopes Of him, but Il ho don't
live till moTnin. BE shan't have any hopes
Of him" E#EIt..
In a stateoflncntalabse 4 young man
demanded the hard Of q young lady. and
only perceived Ills error when he gSs hsr
father's toof.
Jim, believe SAM got % truth u
him. stI|0 ..#.-1 II
You don't know. boy; dar' ! more truth
in dat nigga dan IN all Dc res IL a. planta.
ton Ef HHEEt
1 How you nuke out dat?'
Why he never lei any out.
Will you take this woman u ia your
welded wifs?' asked an Illinois manistrate
Of the masculine Of > couple Who stood up
before him, Well, squire, YOU must Be !
arnal green hand 70 ask me such i CUES.
ton asthat A.. Do you think that I'd Be
such a plaguey fool as TO 90 70 The bar hunt
md take this ar gal from quil,in' frolic, if
| wasn't conseriptnously sartain and deter
mined to have her? Drive on with your
business, and don't AZ foolish questions
Tie Times tells . story Of Iii Irishnsn
who came UP to tie Judge the other day.
and begged 70 be excused from Jury duty.
But. says the judge. sic all Lf.at ask sre
excused we shall have 30 iuries left
/ know. your Honor. said she appii-
cant. with doEncast head. while his finger
nails were busy here and there md every.
where the well prsctised digitals could
reach, ! know; butmins is . peculiar case.
! hate 70 say it, Judge, but il I must. I.
must, suppose--Ifve got tie itch.' Here.
Mr.. Mutsell. hastily interposed the Judge.
scratch this juror out Hi
AIN experience woman asserts. that when
men break their hearts, il i the same .
whom . lobster breaks ono Of his claws
another sprouting Immediately, and grow
ing in III place.
People may say what they will aboutths
country air being good Tor 'sm' said Mrs..
Darlington, and how they fatten upon Il:
for my part, ! shall always think it'sowin'
10 the vittles. '5.8
! It's noted, IS sign ofbotsor timcs, that
thenewspapers begin 70 exhibit IN unusual
number Of Marriage notices.
"a new DrsH Under this caption. N
exchange announces that = Mr.. Enfield
Ham was recently married 10 Mrs Jerni-
nah Egge.' Il ii prssuned ne union
look place on Friday.
There is a. letter IN tho Cleveland Post
Office, directed al follows;
II n TO the big red-faced Butcher,
\ s With large Wart ON hia maze Eli