New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1855-08-18
CITY EN- q.
CHARITY HOSPITAL - Report for the week
ending Friday svening, August II, at O'Clock: 80. =,

Discharged.
Diad: aSI
Of Shs DEATHS iss Wer 80, Of yellow fever.
DELICIOUS CoNFAB. -[Scene, at Chickering's,
Perdido street Brown rsning back IN ehsir yawo.
ing over the In old paper and at times
rubbing his arms, which TO have the itch Enter
Jones' n hs buttons If duty except those Of his PANTS
his shirt collar and cuff. trying to run on fan IN one
hand and lump Of Joe 'tother at whish he nibbes
sweety .-.,...
.yones--Its as hot as h--l r
Bpawn-Amen! Give ua your hand on that, old boy.
I'm afraid to go out actually I'VE Just been reading the
per and I've been wondering why the inventive genius
IF the present day HASN'T eontrtvd cooling apps
ratus that may In the street-say something
between showrrba and q coat, between water
cooler and hat There plenty Of contrvances for
keeping cool while stationary but the great
notion to get shower bahun couple Of poles through
it-gst couple Of nggers to carry t-pus bucket Of
ce-sater In the top-wear turbanaDd pass for some
oriental gentleman taking his comfort In q
JonesWhy don't you get cerkship in an ice.house.
initiate the nggors who wear icesream tuos instead
Of hstsi III 1Li5>
BroDn---Ive tried the ice-houses but 1t was no 30
Wouldn't let cultivate their acquaintance that
might sit their these hot afternoons As to mi
Eating the niggers should eat all the cream and there
would be no fun in carrying an empty tub around
Yu should think las upon physical appliances and
sreiss your imaginaton nat upon Impossible probems
but spon actual things that sxlst elsewhere s.rong
eat lump OF that cools my teeth throat and stom
aoh for basis then let myimsginaton do the rest
Bro,on--What do you think Of :! r@.
onss-I read in the papers few days ago, that there
still heavy banks Of the northern slopes Of
Then think Of Franconia they sleigh riding
months In the year and get their icecrea ready
made by standing their COWS in the water and milking It
from them. II that don't cool enough think OF
that settlement In Canada where every house has door
the top ard long pole standing up to mark Its local
ity when fifty under also that forest where
sudden melting Of the snow left number Of ssighs
hanging in the tree-tops '&5
Brolcn-That,s good, old fellow. Go on. -
Jpnes-If I'm very hot, think Of the Esqunaux, who
live houses rather houses made out Of iee and
where the children born with skates on whore they
ferersh think Of ice-berss warusss and polar bears
ana that elysan region whore Capt Cook and bis naygs
tors had to carry little hammers along With them to
knock Of the icces their breath made beneath their
noses or read any Arctic report can get hold Of
s Rreior-Good! begin to feel nice. h that all you
IonesNo.E If I'm about to melt In my boots pumps
rather think Of shas ship that found eddyng round
Her all found like many statues, standing
and sitting about they did In life The captain was
found standing with trumpet to his mouth and string
shouted out, Lint This decious The chiefoacer
sitting at the log, with his pen on the page recording
therniometer The cook had nt and steel his hands
and there were some frozen sparks In finder box be-
meath Everybody on board was or rather had been in
Bro,sr- Well, nov, that was curious 1 should have
thought they would have lain down to die.
p
to death but they not They got into that region
where the opposite Of sustroke prevails and died by
visitation of That would have
besn Hal Mtches verdict had he been there to hold
inquest on them.
Bron,,-Weil: now all that's very nice to listen to
could enjoy ii had somebody 20 tell 1t to every
day; for I'm 100 lsxy to think Of such. things
Jones-Then. there's only one hope for you Go and
Brour--what Smith? .@
Jones-Why John Smith.
Broiun-oh yes-know him like book. What of him ?
Wall hpsa tn thp Tay anda Tia
ver he says amt hotter than the weather. and he
has splendid chill every few hours. 4
BrolvE--TheD he likes 1t, does he ri
JonesYes. Keeps it on him by sleeping his house
top. aud breakfasng waterm Ion rinds. Says he's
bound to make 1t last till October, any how.
Bropn-IYs mind to try it. How do you catch 1T?
.Iones--ao doctor and tell him you have it. He'll
give you medicine that bring it aud then you may
Browa--Good Wen drink on that
Irhey imbhe-relapse into their chsirs-we finish our
lunch--and travel 5~ 55s 81
TEMPEST IN TEAPoT.-There was some con-
among the LOYAL spaniards in this
city Thursday, consequent upon the rumored bad
treatment OF Spanish passenger board the British
mail Wye, which got short Of COAL while her
way from Vera CRUZ to Havana, and hsd to to
drunk and obstrspsroua got alteration with
desperate in he actions that the captain bad him put
irons The Chief Of Police hearing Of the fuss,
down to inquire about, and found it something he
could with the Spanish Consul interfered
the British Consul intsrfered and the released
from his irons Yesterday the soanish oopsus Secretary
collecting a the items in the for Transmission
spain and there will (of course be great quakIng in
British boots for some time to CONS Vipe Ia 6agates
WAKE UP, OUACHrTA.--T The steam. fatboat
sChampsguole is coming. She left her wharf at the
foot of Washington street. between and two O'Clock
ysaterday morning Her depart at that unusual
owing to several substantial First it
modest desire draw crowds the river
hsnk would have been the mad she left 10 the
time Secondly she wished avoid nearly possible
the Evil luck OF starting Friday and left before
Friday had fairly become day Aud thirdly abe
parted from belief In the Irh pruverb that 1t is always
the early brred that catches the She took up
quantity Of freight and hope to herald her
turn with q load Of cotton.
CONSERVING AGAINST AN OFFICER Francois
Grod appointed by the Sheriff to guard certain quan
ty Of seized property the Of Montrgut
OF Dauphns and st. Philip Streets yesterday
planned to Recorder Ramos that the said Iontegut
been insulting and threatening him, and that he had
been Informed that the said MoDteRut and his
been consprng to throw him from the stairs the house
A warrant was Issued.
p FIENDrsH Jules Armand yesterday COM
planned Recorder Ramos that Thursday evening"
point out threw brickbat At his little boy only
years old, and split his head open" warrant was
issued. 355-f+5sT
THE FEMININEs Alice Williams was yester-
day arrsgasd before Recerder Bright charged BY Loua
Smith With having Knocked her down and beaten her
shamefnly, on "Wednesday noon, in her own house. No
50 Dyades street kin hsr extremely
Hannah Buckley Ia to undergo overhauing on the
same day charge OF keeping dsorderly brothel
6ravier street and cutting In beathsnish manner
Work HOUSE, ETc.-Recorder Bright yester-
day the following customers to the WORT houses
Charles Smith caught stealing coffee by standing under
wharf and quitting sacks through the cracks days
Ann Warren, q perddo street. vsgrapt and Margaret
0Keefe, ditto thirty days each. John Casey juvenile
vagrant found in Poydras Market sent to the House
Of Refuge.
KEEP YOUR STALLS CLEAN - Com missary
Mousamat the Second Dstrict Bssf Market Yesterday
asked Recorder Ramos for the arrest OF the following
butchers for not keeping their stalls this hoI
weather; P Poyoulet, No 81 NJ. LoEes, No. 81 nj .
Porte, No. 80 B. sanat, No. 90 and II. Dours No 49,
Warrants were issued for their arrest.
DIsoRpERLY. - Madame Swan, of Gallatin
street. arrested Thursaay night for creating
great scandal and disturbance resisting the police ali
after the of her Industrious husband John Swan
She gave bail yesterday to appear for examination
WHOLESALE PERSECUTION. Mrs Mary Kelley,
who resides near the Bayou Bridge yesterday went to
Recorder Ramos and complained that her neighbor Nine
Henry Cook aided abetted and assisted by all her chill
dren and her workmen, had been abusing and insulting
her all the time besides throwing briskbats broken bot
ties and other MISSILES into her lot the great danger
her COWS further, that about month ago they broke
down her fence and gave her husband cruel beat
ing Warrants issued for the arrest Of Mrs Cook
and her children and workmen.
HARBoRINe A SLAYE.--O Octave, or Jean Louis