Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1855-06-08
Literary Detritus.

e.. how ropI was Nature that PLACED
.ra,t river. near Eryat towns.
Tbsr, s. nn music like the voice " a hap
ry child. and uo beauty Ike that in ,he Goc
yfau intelligent one.
Ah1y ofhi-h standing in London wa,
male Co ray $500 f,r stealing pocket
handkerchief from = .tnrr.
In ,hg town of Liberty, rcNas, a Cine u
So 8, imposed ou any individual u,iusrro-
Zane Language in ,he hearing Of female.
To Young hly who -" jumped at an
uTrr. di..uyat.l Der ankle and threw her
hgart cut OF Tlaoe. At last account, she
w. recovering Isarius has It. danc.r'
The following toast, given at Plymouth
lately. i. excellent" The American fair
,op vi-s o. take the veil, AMI To- beautiful
Co ncyJ IT,
when a man dies, Tcnrl, generally in
quirr, what property ha' he len lchind
him. The Nnsel. will ask what good doc,l.
On. hs sent b,.urg him.
Julius. what. a caroncr?" "a coroner.
Mr. snow, ia man who ssts on people to
,.c vrllsr Jgy killed. Ism-rlyc- or committed
suicide"
Th, want. or nature, even when ma
turr d, refined iy education, arr few ami Sim
pc bat the want. Of pride and ,slfloc
an, Unsuitable.
An umbrella upon thine arm may make
10 ache, hut SHOULD rain come, the umbrella
will Try-ryc thy clothes. Choose l,twcyn
a ,riatns pain and a tailor. bill
Other person.. W.T., born about the same
time a. thy-slf, and have hcgn growing zap
y,rr since, as well a. thou. Therefore &c
not proud.
The girl who {. destined to D. Thy wife,
although now unknown to thee, i. SURF 10
l.li,iu- .omcvher, or other Hop, there
frc, that she 1. quite we'll, and o,hcrwhc
think politely aluuth,r.
An on lady. while inluleins a few eve
uiu-s since ia "Reminiscences. OF her rirlhooI
when she had Doe. ct LrI, exclaimed,
" Why, DE truth j., that at one time | va,
30 happy that was fairly uncomfortable"
Nu insane person may De 20 thcc, and
Yet D. iunycyut and thou mayc.t lie %
him, and '- trustworthy Now an persons
ar somewhat insane, but DO thou bcwaro Of
living a. q general rule.
A,at, even IL she p, friendly, never ap-
rrul,h,s thce ly direct cours' No more
Doe, truth, % friend lat winding round
Thy .,uriii,i,., and rubbing up against thy
pryjulicy., it reaches the, r,utly-and then
perhaps -,ratehc-. Punch.
Dr. Cox, speaking Of persons who prof,s.
% DO a .r,at deal for religion, without rs.
-,-sins auy. sly. they resemble Noah's car
I-ut,r., who built ship ia which other
people were saycl, although they were
drowned themselves.
In Albany, y. " fireman who would
never give hi- r,ason for running with the
machine, on being driven into the corner late
IN Ly his Dylilah, said with a grim smile
I'm t.ll YOU what the Use is, frcmcn al
way. have big funerals"
IT. Cmu Usr. What's the chief U.s.
Il br,ais'' asked an examiner at school
examination. The chief us, Of bread, -
answered the urchin, apparently astoui.hei
at the simplicity Of the inquiry, " the chief
u>, ofbraI is to ,prad molass,s anu butter
on"
\ story never loss by strayins away
from home. For instance the Albany Eve
ming Transcript says the authorities Of that
city haze determined 10 suppress all kinds
Of saturday evening amuscments-inelu-
ding courting aud adds -' Think Of that.
With a population Of Eve females to one
male, think, Oh think, what an arbitrary
rule IL must he.