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Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-15

GE HINTS TO You've MARRIED WOMEN.
AS soon as the rites are consummated
shake off the veil of deceit which has so dis
guised you from your lover, and show
your husband all your mental deformity.---
Having shown him the bright side Of your
character while you were ensnaring him.
show him what fool he was, by giving
him specimen of your darkest traits in q
batch. He will be certain to feel Lord
BAcoN's seven additional years as soon as
prophesied. u4e ~ 3 81 t-,-t
d Believe that now life has ne cares. With
your maidenhood you shook them of, and
took up indolent p leasures, and wretched
sel6shness.--Yo Your husband is the soaps
goat of all your sins and peccadilloes, and
is slightly responsible for them. Do not
neglect these privileges.
Your principal business now is to adorn
yourself. If you are handsome SO much
the better will the richest clothes becorne
your or if plain, SO much the more need Of
helps to beauty aIt W. a, u
Never hesitate about obtaining any ar
ticle on account of the expense-that is but
small affair-get whatever becomes, YEN
and often as the fashions change, especially
If your husband has an account at the store.
The size of his income is of the least pos-
sible interest to you. although it Nav result
in deprivmg you of your spoons.-Buffalo
Republican.
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Is Is, 1855 80 I'm

Croaking prophet Of confnsion.sos 4asl99Sf
Rs'Peil me, unreieniiug borc.nfo3 sH8 ssHmi.
bs M ust we try our luck in new lands?T na
s, Shalt the Phor Tai not their full. hands,
From the broad aud fertile school lands,
Still repIenislr as Of ycre7l 4 saifFA ofi
Shall not those and swampy low lands, sisg.
:, 4 Find them 'steaings' as ofyoreRt VISA 4
SOW 81, eCrowed the Shanghai, 'Nsvermore' y
Liar. fend! remorseess dennonns ,asmsI4.1
Shreked- ], leave us still! to dream on
= ~ OF the surewd and cunning scheme ION y
Which our hopes were based before
- Peccadilioes all shall go forth, saR eB aaI10.
tet Covered by a sly s.&c t'sdY Ire .ylar4s y
While our honesty blow forth,
gu Thrcugh message Ger and Ger; 1iaiiI s9s
Z if That piraiic JOB lnnatic, sfnno II IL ass8;
*, Too, shall all be covered o'er.'
iiiH 'i4a Crowed the Shanghai, .Nevermore!' ~
Then awaking, terror shaking sfaos I'd
ia AlLmy aching nerves, aud making .s1effat
Such guaking in my aching
Heart asst 'ef felt before; EA'Si sAVss8 ~
soon found twas no,nere dreaming I.iw :
No mere take in, no mere seeming,
~ But a cleaning light upstreaming Aa@ 1920
= a From the Futures misty shore;sT sa.l 8: ted
And I'd hang high every Shanghai
70 On the Legislative floor, .'Lssas
awo III II lonly had the power; bat instead of
being able to do so, that aighly obnox-
'90' ~ ious breed offowis have got possession
aTsd ofofthe Assembly Hall, and are punching
us up with sharp sticks, calling atsen.
ton to our school land frauds, bungliLg
reports, 'steafngs, petty and other-Lu.
ral sud3 anatic Asylum Contracts, &C., while my
No.. 80 ears are ever ringing with that horrid
A'@@ "Nevermore." t's%4't'''V .''+ ~
Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-15

E In North Carolina, it is frequent,
among her forests of fat pine. for lover in
distress to send the fair object of his affec-
tons bit Gifts staple vegetable production,
with an eye painted upon it. 1t signifies 4
pine If favorable to him, the young lady
selects from the wood pileth best& smooth
p est specimen of knot--this signifies pine
not Buff, on the other hand, she detests
NM there are no middle grounds between
detestauoa and alteration with young wo'
men, she burns one end of his message;
and thls generally throws the youngman in
despair, for 1t means i make light of your
pining.'
Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-15
From the Cleveland Herald.
Answering an Advertisement.

WANTED A young man wishes to obtain board
IN respectable private family, where his moral
depottmeut and example. Won lh be considered an
equivalent. References given .-..1 T
Jan 81 3l* Address b, Drawer 63, 2. o.
DEAR Mr. EDIToR:-I find the above
modest advertisement in this mornings
Leader, and as it meets my own urgent want,
save one, Ca husband,) permit me to re-
spond to the young mans wants through
your columns. .....
l am widow, fiat, fair, and past forty,
sole guardian of two daughters, unsophis-
ticated beings, born and nurtured in the
'pinery woods of Maine, My family is re-
spectacle, none of its members having been
sent to states prison or congress; and 'pri-
vate, none Of my relatives ever having held
Office, though distant one did once run
for assessor. My grand parents sought this
country at an early age, actuated like Mr..
Darlington, by desire to worship God,
and cheat the Indians, after the dictates OF
their own consciences, and the custom of
the times. 1873 Is .-7s
NY daughters are artless beings, as yet
uncontaminated by western recklessness
and dissipation and to them the companion
ship or young man oil moral deportmeht
and exam pie would certainly be 'equiva-
lent to what he might hoist in in the way
of board.
Most happy shall l be to welcome this
Young man to the Comforts of q home, on
condition that, always preserving his NOR
al department and example, he shall at
tend my innocents to lectures, fairs, and
prayer meetings, crack the butternuts, and
hold the silk for winding, teach Matilda Jane
graceful yet moral department and aid
Hannah Hemans in mastering Love Not.
Should occasion require, he will be expect
ed to wipe the china( white with gold bands
and to polish the door knobs. a
In addition to ordinary board, he may
expect sausages for breakfast on Sunday
mornings, and fried potatoes on Wednes-
days. ....,-
Truly Yours and His,
Marie Anuonette Carlton,
Widow, 70 Herkimer st.
p. S.-This young man viii not be toll
Grated IN taking the spoons
Nj. A. G..
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o. One CONDITION wears age.
when the legislature of one of the middle
States was framing a constitution, the dis
cussion OF It's various provision Has warm
and obstinate. Many days had been spent
in fiery debate, and the vote was about IN
be taken. Just at this moment country
member who had been absent for some days
previously, entered and took his seat. An
other member, who was in favor of the
amended constitution, went to him and en-
deavored to make convert IF him.
"You must vote for the constitution, by
all means" said he.
I'm vote for II on one condition." said
the country member. ~ 4 f.a
"What is that?'' " b
Why, that they let it run BY my farm"
Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-15

NJ The Pittsburgh papers are sounding
the praises OF a new article of breadstuffin
tended to take the place of buckwheat. 1t
is made from broom corn, and sells there
at four cents per pound, about halfthe price
of buckwkeat and said to be quite as good.
Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-15

A Coon PLACE FOR PRIMERS, The Leg
islature of Iowa has passed an act fixing
the price of public printing in that State.
For composition seventy cents per thousand
ems, and twice that sum for rule and figure
work. For press work, seventy cents per
token of 24o impressions.
For blanks. 5 so for the first quire, and
fifty cents per quire for the additional mum.
Der.
Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-15
N Ahont a century ano an.;n.,,ra,

N About century ago, an insurance
company at Madrid took the Virgin Mary
into formal partnership, covenanting TO set
aside her portion Of the profits for the en-
rlchmentof her shrinelnth city. Notdoubt-
ing that she would protect every vessel in
which she had so manifest an interest, thew
underworld ships of all sorts at such reduced
rates, that in few months the parties were
all declared bankruptsl.
Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-15
SPRING FASHIONS FOR 1855.
-1ss Sllngerlaad d Mcfarland,
206 Broadway, Second Block above Park.

10 100 broadway, Second Block above Park,
.5 'safaro NEW YORK. .a5 81 gs.un.
Are now receiving from Paris, and ma. ufactur.
ing their Spring Stock of sofE
MantiiIas &. TnImas, B. f.at
Comprising every novelty Of the French mar
kct; the whole making the largest, and we believe
the best selected stock of this class of goods ever
offered in this city. Also, very extensive and
eIegan, assortment of
Shayvls ana Embroideries,
Which will be sold to merchants at prices to
suit the times.
GWire Show Stands, for the exhibition Of
Shawls, Cloaks Man:illas and Capes, always on
hand, and of improved shapes. 4 ....
N. Cut this out, and put il in your poke
for refer encc, lm36
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re- The Panama Star oiv;no tbe

E The Panama Star giving the Incl
dents of the recent earthquake there, says:
Zone patriotic individual rushed to his Con-
suPs residence and claimed the protection
OF his flag. In vain q friend told him he
would be no safer there-that earthquakes
respect no flag" osI'll be ID if they
shan't ours, though" he replied. off any
earthquake dare touch the flag, the whole
Union would raise to put it down. aaoa i
Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-15

Egg Kind words are the brightest flow
ers of earth 9 existence; they make a veIy
paradise of the humblest home that the
world can show. Use them. and especially
round the fireside circle. They are Jewels
beyond price, and more precious to heal The
wounded part, andmake the weighed down
spirit glad, than all other blessings the
earth can give.
Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-15

EE- One article doesn't make newspa-
per, any more than ore idea or limb makes
a man; yet not few people seem to think
in this fashion. They are those who gen.
crafty send articles to newspapers, and sup
pose nature win hold its breath, and socie-
~ suspend its operations till it appears.
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overwhelming pillows of battle. The plume,
and the sword that goes with it. cease not
for an instant in. their sublime career. ANA.
% This wounded French Chasseur who re-
elines on his elbow here nigh us, watching
that plume, fergets his pain, and calculates
Cest super6ep And it is superb; tits gio-
But now that plume is the dreadful CEN
tire of a vortex of foes, which dashes upon
it, as upon lone sail the foam capped
whirlpool in the sea. Other plumes fv to
the rescue. Sa5res flash up thick and fast,
and chop down into fiery brains, and cross,
and thrust, and stab, and mix in horrible
turmoil of heroic desperation.
We close our eyes tightly, with shud-
dering sickness and faintness, and when we
open them on the scene again, the Russian
are in total rout, and .he gallant Fifth in
ralley, with shoutand hurra. But the plume
OF Cecil Gray? 1t is gone The prayers
which have kept going up to Heaven from
the cottage by the Thames have not been
answered. That plume bowed to death,
and went down while we were shutting our
eyes. ta 4as Is etaa &s esasg Y.ssiai
How gloriously he died! On the field they
found him on the evening of that day, with
a mounnmentof slaughtered heroes piled
up to his glory. And as his surviving COM
rades spaded him a grave and wrapped his
cloak around him. and laid him to his rest,
they talked animatingly of his heroism,--,
and then they spoke falteringly of one
who tss,s 81 ies ~. s.l.-.s.s
No more of that, my comrades!' said he
who had been his bosom friend. in chok-
ing voice.-'There,' he had taken the lock-
ct from the neck Of the dead, clipped, with
his sword. a lock from the heros hair, and
shut it over the miniature;-'that shall be
her tidinssii-and may God-pity and
comfort herr
The big, binding tears streamed down
those stern's men cheeks; they filled up the
grave, breathing hard with the rush of
homes dear emotions, but speaking not
another word.
Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-15

Con MAKfNG.--Some Yankee has gone
TO Japan, aud advertises to make gods on
demand. He says: i will manufacture to
order, idols from two feet high 10 the size of
marmcsset monkey, or the biggest and
most hideous monster that can inspire the
human mind with awe and reverence for
religion. If the IDOLS thesize ofan ourano
outang, the price viii be S7o0; one of a
sphinx size will be turned out for S4OO;
one of the size Of bull dog, with horns
and hump $3.50; buffalo size $500; dog
size $500; and the size of an ass, in the
attitude of Drawing, $1,000 aa
Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-15

asHINrs no BAcHELoRs.--n the FIRST place sick
to tho idea ihat there is noia woman extant, good
enough,o equal your desefs., You are a mascu-
line, and consequently superior to all the female
sex-in that respect at least gfsasr !, 3aslsa a,ss
Call MI women fools--ihdr tastes are generally
domestic they havn's The realibfe or ambition to
know good cigar by thssmell, nor are they initi-
ated into the mysteriou ingredients comprising a
brandy smash and sherry cobbIer. There again
You have a supreme advantage. u,ssaA ssls sssesa
b Ii a voung lady shoull by any miracle, happen
to have intellect. and in her conversation wit you,
goes beyond your depth sndleaves you fouudering
ia your ignorance, sneet and say she is g blue
stock ing" that will establish an equilibrium, aud
give you another Advantage IL ss4ssss ad iiaas
baCommisseraie the snisfortunes of every rudy
and healthy, happy -looling married man you meet
--condole with him, wita iugubrions couatenauce
while he is all smiles, and you all the time are
aching with envy at bis unaloyed happine IS
There you have the advantage again, ss.s .vo,
asa-7 ss7eass ae,sa n .a Buffalo Republic.
s. -~-~--~9.~-e~.-s------
"SAw re THE MIGHT Business being du
aud the weather cool, two web known gentlemen
have wagered in refereice to their respective abil-
ties to saw q, pile Of wood The wager was amopths
salary, the amount to By sawed forty cords, the
saving the least giving out FIRST, TO lose. ci.
~ yard Is to be the scene, and the piles Of wood
their material, The saw and bucks have been en-
gagged, ana there is determination on both parts
to commence any way. They are of course paid
the usual wages for saving, have to saw suck
twice, carry and pile each his own, without any
help. We shall occasionally take peep at these
ama,eu rs, and will probably be able to see them
once or tpice They commence Monday Eorn>
ing Albany Atlas.
Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-15

+ STAMPING ON sBABiEs.-A correspondent Of the
Boston Post, describing visit to a mosque at Con-
stantinople, gives this account of new cure -
"fhere was a strange kind of by play going on
in the mean time which quite inexp!ic able.
Little. children were being brought in, when Mr..
Brown said to me, Now look; the shiek is going
to stamp upon them.'- Sure enough, they laid a
little bit oil baby down on mat before him, and
he deliberately SET one foot aud then the other up
init. supporting himself on either side upon the
hands OF couple of aids. II looked frghtfui, and
could hardly help screaming out; but the infant
did not seem hurt when they took itup, a.thoughit
cried little. / saw the'process of stamping re-
peated on several children afterwards, who did not
mimi it at all, although one could see clear
ly ne bore weight upon them as they aattened out
under his tread. All this is done with view o.
curing any disease The children may have, and a
forwards many other grown persons came in to Y
cured of thing the other. The sheik sgd
PRAYERS over them, at the same time performnIa
series Of manipaIat'ops on the part Affected"
Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-15
A COTTAGE by the Thames.

~ ny IDdIDCS.
lnkermann has been foughtand the news
has gone through England. In that cot
tage, Minnie Gray sits sobbing and wailing
for what she knows possible, and yet hopes
impossible, Weep on, Minnie; the hour is
at hand, when the blessed relief of tears
may be denied thee.
Willie, go to the town, and-and--Go!
Willie goes; he runs all the way. He
brings back nothing but the newspaper
filled with LATEST FROM THE CRIMEA.' 81
No letter, Willie?' r, est ..
None -. .... ..... -.......
She seizes the paper. and gropes, tear
blinded through the long columns. But she
finds nothing, only that SO many were kill
ed and so many were wounded, and the
names ofa few great officers that were slain.
The throbbing blood almost burst from her
veins, and her eyes grow dry, as she reads
printed letter from one Of the Fifth Ora
goons. But it says nothing Of Cecil, only
that the Fifth Dragons had been In glori-
ous peril!
'Oh! my God! how can l bear this agony
of suspense =
Willie tried 10 soothe her; but she could
hear nothing but the soul stunning thunder
of battle. see nothing through her tears, but
the charge of the Fifth Dragons! .aasa Cd.
'- go to the town, Willie, and come not
back till you have brought some word from
him!' e.ad asra elH7
The boy went sorrowfully Minnie Gray
watched the clock, and the road to the town
all day, and all night, and all next day till
the sun wen: down.
av Willie was comingl The sight of him
made her dizzy and faint. How did he
walk? Were there tidings in his step?--
Yes! life or death! He came hurriedly,
while he seemed to reel under. the weight
OF his heart. 1t must be death! Now, God
OF mercy! thy helping hand! She staggers
out to meet him, and gasps:
Amy word. Willie?'
\. NO Uord, but
She holds her breath, and starcs wildly
at him, as he draws forth the locket. Re
places it quickly in her cutching hand, and
turns his face away. She unclasps it sud
denl y, and the lock of hair springs out, and
curls round her fngerl A smothered, quiz
ering cry, a stifled, choking wall of agony
that crushed the life out, and Minnie Gray
fell into her brother Wlllie's arms.
In the little village churchyard, there is
now a new-made grave. and over it a mar
bic slab, bearing this inscription:
I,as1.asa 5ss In Memory .. ...
Of Cecil and Minnie Gray,
s 5.a5 D. Whom Peace Married
sess...,s .ves In Life,
.e.,.. s,. Whom War Welded
! In Death
Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-15
o. VOLNEY FRENCH,
Attorney and Counsellor,

.s attorney and Councillor
Late of Kemosha, WIS,
M ILL Visit most of the Countries oil Europe
Wv during the year 1855. Any professional
or other business left at the Sentinel Office, Mil
waukee, or with H. F. SCHOFF, Esq, Attorney
and Linguist, Kenosha, will be promptly attended
to. p33tf
Kenosha tribune and telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1855-1855, 1855-03-15

TaR RIO GxANpE housekeeping of be
productive character of this valley, the New r.
leans Delta says; tia1
The Rio Grande is beyond all doubt, onlof
the best sugar growing countries in the world. fd
the entire valley only needs few more enterti-
sing spirits to make IL 'sbiossom like the rose, pt
only With sugar cane, but cotton tobacco, CD,
and every thing else that the earth is caPablef
producing. +@ 4&9
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The Pennsylvania Legislature has postponedts
further baotting for Senator, until the next sess
efthe Legislature. vu 70 ~
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= y 7o7"I HEFER To -----.-VI u
il. EBLE..
WILLIAMS, THOMPSON & Co, Chicago.
e L. HARMON + Co., ="
ably We beg leave to call your Lttention TO the
to owe GARD aud would say that are prepared
thpay particular, attention to consignments by
o Lake Shore Railroad. 3l-3m.
Plymouth weekly banner. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-06
Will there be Trouble in this City at the Next
Elffiinn,

The question is in every body's mouth.
and there is universal apprehension that
there will be serious difficulty at the polls
and these upprehensions are not without
founda ton. Demagogues have been and
still ore at work among the foreign popu-
lation, doing all they can to excite them
against the native born portion OF the
community. Speeches haze been made to
foreigners in their natire tongue. in
which they hare been urged to arm them
selreS aud prepare for the contest. and
these appeals have been followed by the
most villainous newspaper ARTICLES. repre-
senting Americans as thirsty after the
blood Of the foreigner. The result is that
committees are out soliciting subscrip
tionS for the purchase of arms. Recent
ly organized associations. il is said. mus
he equipped, and the disarmed military
companies be put in fighting condition
befof the election.
These facts are well known in the com
muni.y, and Il cannot be expected tina
the Americans are Indifferent to then.
is notorious that one great cause of tn,
excitement al Louisville, and on the morn
ing preceding the election riots, was caus
ed BY the universal knowledge of the fac
that arms had been supplied TO foreigners
and that a number of the places. lik,
Quinn's Row, were stored with weapons
And so it will be here on the day of tn
next election if foreigners, aroused by III
patriotic and unwarrantable appeals o
interested demagogues, arm ihemselve
for contest. Americans will follow
their example. and il collision shoul
occur. Heaven only knows how fearful
would be the result Times.
The Know Nothing organ in this cit
seems resolved upon having bloody figh
in this city at the next eiection--of hay
ing the town set on fire by incendiar
villains, and the principal buildings con
sumed, while murder is rampant in tn
streets. IL such were not its desire, i
would not admit to Its columns article
like the above. which are expressly de
signed TO bring about such a result. Nor
infamous and scsndalous falsehoods wer
never printed or uttered than those "abot
speeches having been made to foreigne,
to arm themselves" OF committees SC
'liciting subscriptions for the purchase 9
Plymouth weekly banner. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1855-1856, 1855-09-06
A Boy with Horns.

The following account Of wonderful
freak Of Nature is copied from a la,e num-
Der OF The Caddo (La.) Gazette:
have been overseer Of what IL kno wn
as the Jones Farm. in this parish, near
Ferry Lake. There is on the farm q negro
boy about Is months old, who about a
month and half since had pair OF horns
10 make their appearance OH the front
part Of the head. precisely in appearance
10 those Of young deer. they are now
about one and half months old and are
full six inches long. we'll covered with
velvet. and on one Of them two spikes
making their appearance. and are still
growing remarkably fast. l have sue
ceeded in purchasing said negro from the
former owner. and will exhibit him as
above on the 4lh of July at Shreveport
free OF charge. and shall start on from
Shreveport to Vicksburg and other ives
tern cities, also to New York, 10 make an
arrangement, with Barnum to exhibit thi:
as one of Natures greatest freaks. to al
the world and the rest of mankind. Res
pect(ully. THOMAS ADAMS.
Cooks Store. June 25 1855.