New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1855-06-26

q r,sstSa in your fsce. Sir how can do that ?"
9Th On air Of mild doubt
NaBy first inhsling and then sxhaiihg IN the drec-
.,on REQUIRED. or how can make acquaintance with
sour bowels 7"
"My bowelsW
"The abdomen and the greater and lesser iueshnes.
Well never mind, i can get at them another way.
Give your heart slap, so. That's your liver; and
thst = your Diaphragm.
His iordshp having found the required spot lsomO
ocople that know could mott and slapped it, the Aber
tord made circular spring and listened eagerly at his
sbouderblade. The result Of this scientific panto-
mime seemed 10 be satisfactory for he exclaimed, not
10 say bawled:
"HaDo here is viscount as sound as a roach
Now young gentleman" added he, your organs are
suIerb. but you really out of sorts; 1t olows you
have the malades of idle minds-love perhaps, among
the rest you blush, diagnOstic OF that disorder.
Mako your mind easy; cuianeous disorders such as
love, &c, shall never kill a penent OF mine VIII
stomach like yours. So now to cure you Aud
sway went the spherical Doctor with his nanos pennu
him. not MP and down tho room but slantng and tack
ing like knight on chess-bOard. lie had not made
many seps before turning his upper globuis; without
affecting bis lower, he hurled back in cold, business
like tone the following interroSatory;
"Saunders,J inquired the patient, (which arc my
vioesl'
an Lord, Lordship hasn't any vices" replied Saun-
ders, with dull matter-offsct solemnity
"Lady Barbara makes the same complaint" thought
Lord Ipsden.
alt seem. have not any vices, DR.. Aberford" said
THAT is bad; nothing to get hold Of. What inter
esis you then T.
81 don't remember"
"What amuses you"
al forget"
what 10 winning horse to gallOp away your
ron,s 2"
mo, Sirp
"No Opera Girl, to run her foot and ankle through
No, Sir and think their ankles ara not what they
we're"
"Stuh Just the same from their ankles up to their
ears and down again to their morals; IL is ysur eyes
that are sunk deeper into your head. Hum horses
no vices, no dancers 10 yacht; you co1found ones
notions Of nobility, and ought TO know them, for
have 10 patch them all up bit just before they go to
the deuce"
"But have, Doctor Aberford."
"WhatF
"a yacht and clipper she is too
d" All Nov I've got bim.)'
"In tho Bay of Biscay shelay half point nearer the
wind than Lord Heayyjib"
"Oh bother Lord Heavyjib, and his Bay of Bis
cay, n..,.,o ooo, ho,horo1 mn
Send her round to Granton pier, in the Firth of
Forth"
al will Sir"
"And write down this prescription. And away he
walked again. thinking the prescription.
"Saunders, appealed his muster.
Saunders be banged"
SRI" said Saunders, with dignity, " | thank you"
"DOn't thank me, thank your own DESERTS replied
the modern Chesterfield. "Obige me by writing 1t
yourself my Lord, it is all the bodily sse you will
have had to-day, no doubt"
The young Nscoun bowed, seated himself at desk,
aud wrote from dictahOn:-
CDR. ADrRFoRDs PRESCRIPTION.
mako acquaintance with all the people Of low Cd
tate who have time to be bothered with you; learn
their ways their minds, and above all their troubles"
"WOnt all this bore me r suggested the writer.
"You will see. Relieve one fellow creature every
day, and let Mr.. Saunders book the circumstances.
sI shall like this part said the patient, laying down
his pen. How clever of you to think Of such things;
may not i do two sometimes ?"
"Certainly not; pill per day. Write Fish the
herring chat beats deer stalkng.l Run your nose
into adventures at sea- live on enpence and earn it,
Is il down 7"
"Yes, it is down. but Saunders would have written
it better"
"If he had MT he ought to be hanged said the
Aberford inspecting the work. " IN off, where $ my
haiti oh, there; where g my money oh, here. Now
look here, follow my prescription, and
'You will soon have Mems in corpore sano;
And whether the girls say yes or say noi'
neglect it, and-my gloves; oh, i'll my pocket-you
viii be 5ldse and ennSy., and-lan English particple
that means something as bad. God bless you'
And out Lo scuttled, gi1ed after by Saunders, for
whom he opened and shut the street door.
Never was n greater effect produced by doctors
visit patient and MUSICIAN were made for each other
Dr. AbeTford was the specific for Lord lpsden lie
oaIne to him like shower to fainting strawberry.
@Saunders' said he smartly, "send down to
Gravesend and order the yacht to this piace-what
is n"
"Granion pier" Yes my lord"
." And, Saunders take clothes, aud books, and vio-
Inns and telescopes, and thiDgs-and me-to Easton-
square in an hour
impossible, my lord" cried Saunders in dismay.
" And there is no train for hours"
His master replied with hundred poundnote and
quiet but wiCkedsh look and the prince OF gentemens
gentlemen had all the required items with HIM IN
spe cial train within the specified time and away they
flashed norbward.
The interest of" peg Wellington turns very
much on the contrast between the practced
actress and certain unsophisticated lady from
the "rural districts " Of England whose hus-
band during visit in London, had quite incor-
rectly fallen in love with the bewitchug syren
of the theater. The problem of the story is to
restore the indiscIeet gentleman to the bosom OF
domestic tranquility in solving which the peer
less Mistress Wellington is made to exhibit the
heroic qualities of martyr, with the unself-
ishness of an angel AID the destinations OF
woman. Sir Charles Pomsnder, the protested
scamp of the story, is good specimen Of
stage villain, while his rival, Mr.. Vane, the
ensmored admirer of Peg Wellington, has little
to distinguish him but certain elegant insl-
pidity. w tn the asinine element even more de-
cidedy developed than is common among
worthless Of his peculiar tastes and turn of mind.
Trip'ett, q broken. down actor, scene-painter,
and writer of blood-and- thunder plays, is great
favorite with the author, bat before the scene
uio.os ba "a too ridic ulous even for comic