Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1855-02-01
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t'en fad progressed some time Assays -
we're seated An animated laisconrsa e.
EeIng eIl twixt an Oh gentlemen snS :. 80 .s
es;iaiAgiy sohersaeed lady, not less thsn 80
Sea sl,. CID, ca the sntiees al tgmrerance
" exclaimed she. With horror dspicted
90 nsr thin liRs. I DO dsspise ths wkisEey
ue gentleman dropped lis knife ana
lSfs se'zed her hand and eiyioeHit I heartt
suake, we thougLtteafs were eoing 70 dFop
from has twink ling eyes
Aaasm, said lie, Irespeet ronr sen4;-
men's and the heart TIA, dictated tketn. I
ssSn.l. e person e 80 he}epa ,ds,
aisgusted on this very boat, and ssy Il no os
Desore our worthy captains face HLat /
ASA you, Gan be more distinguished than ~
zee weA'dTessed, respectable, ave. virtuons
ssa.us young men, whose mothers ara
R,g.@s.y even now praying that the tender
lus'tuc,ion BY which their youfb \. M,
ni'nateu' may bring forth precious u H..
toeir maturity | say. 10 See vonas 80 -
sep up 70 thelb Of this boat. ana 1,,i wv.
.oe iear q observing eyes or tho con S.s.ous
Voc OF enlightened opinion. braganls TslA %,
1su bourbon Or Rye, or AIonoueahslI Y~t ~
Aey' When m that bar they know there i ~,
very oest q Ola cogniac BraudyF-Er
nSspeech if Mr.. ZackariaL spieer =.
the question, Which enjoys the rreatest Of of
happiness, the bachelor or tile married manr
Mr. President and Gentlcmen-I rise 10
advocate the cause ofthe married man
And Why should | not' / claiIa to.Enow
netting aboat the Institution, i do Will
auy Aehtiemanl pretend to say that do no,2
i'et INN accompany me home. let me com.
ioFt him with my wife ana seventeen cbiI.
drcn, and decide NH'''
High as the Rocky Mountains towc, ..
boye the Mississippi Valley, docs tie char.
acter OF tue married man tower abote thst
ot Abe bachelor What is a bacbajor9
what was Adam before be got acmtsinte5
WITH Eve What but poor. hplploss ;n.~
significant creature No more to IA con-
pared with his afterself than mill dam -.
plauss) = vaf
Gentlemen, there. was a time. b blbsb u
say IT. when i too was bachelor and
more miserable creature you would hardly
expect to find Every day i toiled hard
and at night came home to INV com fnrtIess
garret-no carpet, no fire, no-notbinel ~.
erything was in clutter. and n Itbe. tvards
Of the poet Ss-U'
Confusion was monarch Or all / nrysvetn
Here lay pair Of pants, there = a.;r of
boots there play bill, and here a n;ls Of
old clothes W hat wonder that Z ~,
fuge at the gaming. table and bar -rso,, + {
iounq u Wouldlneyer do, gentlep den. and IN
Lucky moment vowed to refor 4 So &c. -
y had the promise passed my lin Syhsr,
knock was heard at the door. ana 4 Co.,
Susan Slmpkins after my ur,wasbad clatrsS
mr. Splcerr, says she, I've washed for
you six months and L hay' NJ seen M a..
red cent in the way of / Ayment Nv ia
! ! &c to know What you are going to doabout
II felt my pocketbc ok There ua,.no.h
ng n II, and knew itwell enough ''-
Miss Simpkins,' s I'D l. it's no ne. H.
ng Il ! haven't get the pewter. wish
J. sT her said she promptly, i don't wash
Stop said ], Susan, Twin a. wt..r
an Tor you s liver and gold have I pan.
'us u my hear and hand will a., thew ar
1 your servioe,' 10y 1fo
Ar, Are you Y earnestly says, abe, loOki.e
little susp ,ciops SSA'as
'N n, more 50, says 1.
Then lays she, as thers see.,s y
,n rop'G III, getting my pay any other way,
'uess' ! ~ take up With the eaerI
Euou Oh said We were mar,;o5 H..
,'na WHAT'S more, we havn't repentea
;vs ~ more attlcsf for me, gentlemen. L.
we N good house. and have someboav4s
mend my clothes When Twas / ro CO., e.; y
srabie bachelor, gentlemep. n iuse5 = ~ -.
,r,n ~ weasel Now | anu as plump asa
/, !. 70 conclusion, gentlemen. II you ssntto
Y poor, ragged fellow. without a coat to
Ioul oacK' or e shoe to your foot; If Won =
sant 70. grow old before your time and az
uncomfortable, generally, as 4 thedge.bor
onee up the wrong way,lI advise van 70
elneln bachelor; but il You want a livs
ecen'ly and respectfully, get married. Ivs-
o. Yen daughters, gentlemen, Toyer.rover.
e applause. and Jon may hsyeEyonr nict
TIT. opicer sat down amid long Continued
laudlts ne generous proposal with which +
'000iuaef gained him Ave .sons-in.law.
lL5~It i d small condemp,tion 49,,
s l. n.,ls welL He is COED waroner
- .n Sau y Y 70 q small room. So live veil
we praise OF tbs estate! net
'5e percn Study more how 70 ~
go 81, accfuPs Of your litsls, than hew y
u ~ NO industrious yenne ladv vkS
siAe i ali over London With q. can Il h.,
luu to procure = pint Of the milk 81 hnmsa
adness, has been more succossful rs ~.
ng " little jam out Of Of the Jar Of : fdoSr
e got the Jam on her kugers. S''
N Know thyself' MAS sbs yer,,t r..
nsis e TO his SOD, in TIE course u
sih ~ 5au. ny, list Or acquaintance.
1. Sf' large already, said the sspirisg
4 80 4 oontent With Etsle--gc II for SIM.
i /, S. and minor Injuries generalIy~-
9 81 TIE world rush along as Inadly ana
ioeilshlsg az i pieases.
arIs-Ihe cloak Of religion is to be know,
mesimes, says Pnnci7. By the fue han i.
during sermon time.
s-z There is young Miss IN this tov,.
2 Ehen her parents refuse 10 ALLOW hsr -.
'enda ball: will set to and have 6a.ol at
4 lady speaking Of passionate bns-
nd, said she never put starch IS bis az.
J, because It was 80 Yery easy to get bis
70 Fiddlestieks-- a word ssvn,.l.