Mineral Point tribune. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1854-1858, 1855-07-25
nit, Sentiment, &f.

Suspicious tailor to suspected customer
Make you a coat, sir On yes. sjr, with the |
greatest pleasure There, Just stand in II at posi-
non, please, and lock right upon that sign while
/ take your measure"
The sign reads, Terms CASH -
A BEAUTIFUL ExPRgssrox.-A plain and IN
s,hooled man who had received his education prin
cipaIiy beneath the open SKY, in the field and the
gorest and who had welded the more than the
pen, while speaking of children remarked with
t-ae and beautiful simplicity, . The little chips
are nearest to the heart"
PRIDE costs as much hunger, thirst and
cold.
WIEN angry always count ten before you
speak.
A teacher in a Sunday School in P-,was
examining class of little boys from scripture
catechism The first question was-"Who stoned
Stephen z''-Ansgyer, The Jews" Second qaes-
tion-~Where did they stone him e Answer,
Beyond the limits of the-city.' The third
question: Why did they take him beyond the
limits of the ci.yz7 This was not in the book
and proved poser to the whole class. 1t PASSED
from head 10 foot without an answer being at
tempted At length little fellow, who had been
scratching his head all the while looked up and
said: "Well, I don't know, unless it was to get
a fair fling at him.
PSucH says that The greatest organ IN the world
is the organ OF speech in Ivoman-an organ TOO
without a stool.
-IS life we shall End many men that are great
and some man that good bat very few men
that are both great and good.
INJURIES are seldom forgotten-benefts seldom
remembered.
A CuLpHIT being asked what he had 10 say why
sentence OF death should not be pronounced upon
him, replied that he had nothing to say, there
had been quite too much said abuut it already
LATE witty member of the Scottish bench
was one Sunday, recently ia church when ne
heard a sermon which only breathed fulminations
and abuses against Satan. After listening patien
tly to the TRADE until It's close. the Judge, with
the feelings OF counsel still strong within him,
slyy whispered to his friends who sat next to him
in the other side a natur4I wish for 4 lawyer.
THE Fellow who slept under ''the cover of
night" complains that he came very near freez-
ing
TaE HIxpoo law strikes not with a blossom,
wife, though she be guilty of thousand faults
The English law would let you hit her again"
with what the blossnrn grew on.
my brudders, said a vaggish colored man
10 a crowd-'in all MITIGATION, il all OBJ yer trub-
bes. dar is one place you can always find sym>
pathy!'" Whar! wharf shouted several. In
de dictionary. he replied, rolling his eyes sky
ward
"HuMnLE as am, said bullying spouter at
mass meeting of the unterriiied, Il still remember
that l am fraction of this magnificent republic"
A YAsKEg editor ont east says :-The march
Of civilization IS onwa rd--onward, like the slow
GIRLs, don't.tal,e pride in saying you never did
house work-never cooked pair of chickens
never made a bed, and 50 on.
Why would ladies' make better traders and
pedlars than men! Because they never get shaw
ed.
HEss and chickens should never be allowed to
amuse themselves as it always results in foul
play.
"A smart boy that. Who asked his father
what kind of wood the board Of health was made
Of
A wag says, only one thing better than love.
and that is 10 be thrown into pond Of mush and
milk with the privilege of eating your way ashore
The surest wheel OF fortune is whe=l-boT
row.
Thou shalt not steaI2-Recollect this is one
L. IL,
aonel
4 CURE FOR AE4s4.!!