Squatter sovereign., 1855-10-23
Fancy Police Reports.
BF DoEsTIcKs-ArTER HAVING HEARD
LOUISA PYNE.

Mr.. B. Percy Delaney Plobb had been
arrested for disturbing the rest and quiet OF
an unapprcciative neighborheod By bawlipg
forth at midnight msst unnelodius yells,
which. when apprehended, he assured the
officer were capital limitations of Son.az
and Grisi. Mr.. Blobo. although Pretend
ing to gentility, and disguised in some OF
the habiliments that gentlemen wear had
been discovered by Policeman 1901 in the
street in most plebeianstate of drunken-
ness-not so much 50 but that he could
sing, as he called it. and could talk after
an original fashion Of his own. His ideas
were slightly confused; he informed the
officer tha: he had been TO hear Louisa
Crown sing the Pyne Diamonds. and that
he me: friend who took him to billiard
shop TO see clam race: that ne and his
friend bet the whiskey on the result; that
he drank for both. and that he had raised
the remainder of the evening in nnagnc-
rious manner, singing s'Storm Columbus
s'Yanlsee Boobies and the oscar Suan-
gled Bladder M a n
The officer had taken him tothe lock-np,
where he had finished the night singing
GOOD Old Daniel wllistling tie Prima
Donna Waltz, and playing an imaginary
piano Oh the floor, in which attennp he had
broken off his finger nails and put his
wrists out of joint. When brought into
court ha was still wild, and disposed to re-
gale the assembled company with nu-
merous collection Of songs which .he had at
his tongues end. His shirt collar was
wilted. his neck-tie was pointing towards
his right eye like that OF Burton in The
s'Toodles," bis hair. was ort of curl. and
the damp Of the cell or the excitement Of
the occasion had so affected his hair dye,
that one-half Of his moustache was dirty
yellow, and the other n pale green, while
his goatce was brilliant brick color, set
off with spots of bright blue. He kept an
eye constantly on; the Judge, while he. dis
tributed the giances OF the other equally
among the officers and other spectators
He was musically obstinate. refusing to
answer any questions or make any remarks
except in scraps Of songs. which he sung
in low voice, mixing up the. tunes in a
most perplexing manner. Eeirg possessed
Of an excellent memory and having large
assortment of melodies at his comma nd,
his answers were sometimes more amusing
than relevant. The Judge proceeded to
interrogate him some what rs follows:
Judge-What is your narrr, sire
Prisoner My name is Robert Kidd,
as I sailed 4o.'ii go
Indignant oficer-Nc lies, your Honor,
his name is Blobb.
Judge-Where do-vou live,
Prisoner-'Erin, Erin is nv home
Knowing oficer-Ie's Dutchman.
and lives in East Broadway.
Prisoner-'That's eight times to-day
that you've kissed me before
Officer-Please. your Honor, he's an
actngonal lar. did'n
Judge-Where didyou get vour Hquor7
Prisoner-.Wa down south in Cedar
street, rinctum-
Judge to oficer-What's that he says
Attentive ofiicer4At Ringtown's in Ce.
dar street. "a
Judge-Oh. What number in Cedar
street. 3
Prisoner-.Forty horses in the stable
Officlous ofieer--Ringtown's, No. DO,
Cedar street, YOUR Honor.
Prisoner-( Voluntary remark. soto
voce.) "A jay bird sat on a hickory limb
he winl1ed at me and l winked at him.
Indignant officer-Who're. you winkin'
at2 ~ .gs aIt
Prisoner-'Nelly bly, shuts her eye
OfTicer-You'd better shut your mouth.
Judge-What have you got to say, pris-
oner? "a
Prisoner-.Hear me. Norma
Officer-Well, go on, go on.
Prisoner-'O blame not the bard
Judge-Nobody to blame but yourself
Prisoner--Did you ever hear tell oI
Kate Kearneys
Knowing oficer-Keepsa place in Not
street. your Honor.
Prisoner-o. O. o. Sally is the gal
for me-
Judge tooaicerLsyho1ssalIy., Some
disreptllabie female,,sI supPose- a s.
Oficer-She went up 70 the Island to-
day, sir.
Prisoner-'o stea me.swhere is Fancy
bred a5fs
Judge-I don't know anything about
your fancy bread, if you have anything to
say, go on.
+ Pnsoasr-werI al 90 boBbing
arosnd.