Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-09-02
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Sunday Courier tells q rich story ota
poor Irishmsn who los; child, and wss
80 sorely afflicted that he could not work
next Gay; but at late hour in the fore.
noon, wandered down town whore he had
been employed carrying "mor,," his boss
exclaimed tsg -
.Mornin', Nike! Why ain. Jon AZ
work to dayi' =
o, sir, I havn't the heart to do il, sir,
such misfortin's hsppened " .
whats that, Mike g
The baby. sir-James. He died last
night with the Group, they callit.
'l'm very sorry for you, Mike. Ensure.
But don't cry about it-bear i,like . mani! q
said the boss.
Its mighty hard, sir. Such besu.i>
full babby. the finest of sli the childer.--
Curry hair, sir, and white skin. just like
his father! o, wurra, what'll do T
Come, come, cheer up, and go home,
and comfort your old woman was the
encouraging reply Of his boss. 'Ths
, child is better off, perhaps, than If he had
lived to struggle in this hard world
%, l know that, sir, know that. It's
aiser to got little crayther like that ihro'-
Purgatory nor an auld man or woman
But it's no, his dyin' that's troublin' me,
though it's mighty hard psrtin.' lis tho
laws of the church and country thats
troublin' me. He looks so natural and
beautiful, dead as he is
why, what can the church or country
have TO do with it
'O,' exclaimed the childless man with
tremulous voice and wiping his eyes. sif
i, wnsn't for their laws, begorra, I'D hsvss
little Jimmy stoofsd and pu, in a glass
case
A curious sec. Of religionis,s has just
arisen in England called the Disciples.-.,
They believe Chris. will appear in 1854;
} that the Russians will triumph over the
Turks. and the Jews over the, Russians;
the latter event will happen in ten years
: time. when lhe Jews will bee me a m.
: ton in the Holy Land, and that Chris,
, will become their king, tina. Abraham.
Isaac and Jacob, and the rest of the right.
eous Jews Of old, and a few elect among
Christians will rise from the dead and
. live forever in Palestine; that the. heather
, and wicked Jews and Christians will sleep
|. e.ernally.
: A clergyman lec,uring one afternoon
= TO his female parishioners said;
5 BE not proud that oqExL Lsrd paid your
It sex the distinguished honor Of appear.
}, ing first to q female after the resurrection
q for it was only done tina, the glad news
IS might be spread the sooner"
n A young gentleman walked into oue
!; Office yesterday morning with an unlit ci.
4 gar. After few moments vain search
:. for the wherewi.h 10 ERE it; he turned ,o
:. US and said:
.e Why i'your Office like an old bschs
~ =: lor"
~ ~ We Immediately caved, and he az i'm.
n, mediately replied:
~ Because it is ma;chless I"
;. He was put out forthwith.
y There are veins Of poetry running
- through some editors, which canno. be
Of controlled, Sometimes they spurt ou,
t. one way and sometimes another. Blu,
le the mos. feeling dashes are those that run
n through the pocket, like the following
it 'Brea,hes there man with soul so deat
q. who never to himself has said--l vii
w. my own home paper take, both Tor my owl
x. and family's sake! II sue b there be, Ia
him repent-and have the paper 10 hin
sent---and if he'd pass happy winter
',h he in advance should psy the printer
u. u. CoNNuBiAL.--If you wish to gro,
,o' ~" wealthy. get married. What itcosis d
=. ~ support one vice, will keep six children
W. W. Until young man is married. he IL toss
~, "a ed abou.from one degree of ungodlines
e ae TO another. till his health, strength, an
y. character are corpletely bursted up an,
I ,~ done for. Talk about your Congress VIC
"a ter and sea-bathinga there is nothing III
- Lord ever invented for the health equal /
a. q: q virtuous woman. Were young me
~. m permitted to &c, married when they fr,
~ feel passion for muslin and calico, on
WI half he hereditsry diseases that the i,
man family are afflicted with would !
ice annihilased.
to VI. a.{. NJ
hu. rs that the second bell I, inquired
be gentleman Of assble porter a ! coanir
ina boarding house, the other day.. a D ri
i'm exclaimed the darkey, 'da. am ds seco
inc, ringin' OBJ de fuss believe has bul OF
CHI bell in dis house. v
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'ro. Mint IuLEYs.--The qussiion 81 Il
i'd. origin Of mins juisps was lscsntly agit
ZEN. ted ID virginia, ard il vas ascer,sin
You that tho idsa was concsised By ! YOU
poet sho had kissed prslty girl m
nd she had eatsn mint. aud Who wss 81 III,
intoxicated with pleasure. tis. NJ des0s
roe, several months ID attempting q pfedu
ned a substitute, Or countsrfsiL which wor
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