The Camden weekly journal. [volume] (Camden, South-Carolina) 1853-1861, 1854-06-13
Varieties.

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Varieties.
He that changes often his trade makes soup
in basket. 3. ga.sS.
One master of well.regulated house is
more beneficial to the State than a hundred
political decaimers. s 1.ss.!r 80.
He who knows the world viii not be7s.oe
bsshiul, and lie who knows himself will never
be impudent.
An editor down East objects to a female les.
gislature, on the grounds that they woultmiss,
represent the country. T. - sss5... ~.
The Boston Post gives it as a strange fact
that, in the gold -diggings of California, 'the
major part of the people are miners ~.
Gently the .dews are o'erme stealing" as
the man said when he had FIVE due bills pre-,
sented to him at one time. ..t. IS
People who are jealous, or particularly care.
ful of their own rights and dignity, always fud
enough Of those who do not care for either TO.
keep them continually uncomfortable. ~
Notwithstanding the proverb that apogertx
is>no crime," yet man without money is M
variably set down by the world as one devoid
Of principal.
None are too wise to be mistaken, but few
are SO wisely just as to acknowledge and cor
rect their mistakes and especially the. mis-.
takes of prejudice. * SssSs SF.s
Alta social party, one evening, the question
was put, -"What is religion s"%"Religon;p re-
piled one of the party, "religion isau insuraBee
against FIRE in the next world, for which homes.
ty isthe policy . 80 90 'tES'S
"What monsters these. cotton factors must
be-" said Mrs. Darlington; @Im told some
'em has more, than q hundred hands. My
poor Paul often wanted me to 60 and see thera
but Pm thankful never went. Y s*7aes''' sasiiH
Let you be ever SD pure, you cannot sassoS
ciate with bad companions without falling into:
bad odor. Evil company is like tobaccoa
smoke-you cannot be long in its pfesence
without carrying away faint oft. fsss% - =
Young man, you are wanted. A young .wo::
man wants you. Don't forget her. No matt
ter If you are poor. Don't wait to be rich. If
You do, ten to one if you are fit to be married,
at all, to anybody that's fit to be married., Mar
ry while you are young, and struggle up togeth-.
SHOOTING BY ACCIDENT PHASE your Lord
ships honor and glory replied Fin, 4 shot the
hare by haccident.' - ~
by accident said his Lordshp. = -, y
BY haccident," repeated Tim: q was firing
at bush, and the baste ran across my aim, all
Of his own accord >,,, ,-5%
The game keeper tells different story
said his Lordship. ,Es' j.
Och don't put faith in what that man says
replied Tim, as he never cares about speaking
the truth anyhow. He told me t'other day
yer Lordship was not SO fit to fill the chair of
justice as ajackassP
'Ay, indeed and what did you says'r.
PHASE your Lordshp, I said your Lordship.
was ~
"Mr Smith, don't you think Mr. Skeesicks
isa young man of parts?" Decidedly so,
Miss Brown; he is part numskul, part knave,
and part fool" -.
The latest mode of popping the question: is
To do it with a kind of laugh, as If you were
joking. lfthe lady accepts you, "nuff sec" ,"if
she does not. you can say you were only in
fun. l.
Show US a lady's bonnet and well tell you
cred with red ribbons, cupid's bows, &C., she
is as full Of love and poetry as country inn of
politicians and loafers. 1t it goes IN for the
simple wrinkles. plain colors, and couple of
modest knots, she is perfect jewel, sweet,
sunny, mild, as afieclionate as kitten. Ifitis
"stuck ell over with paradise of clover, three
story ostrich feathers, wax holyhocks and ju.
niper berries, put it square down that the cali
co is a single establishment, and will never see
u fortieth birthday. Bonnets are true index
o(woman.
Look here, Jim, who is this Nebraska Bill
they are making so much fuss about nowG
Don't know, Ike but III bet four dollars and
a half that Tom Flyer can lam him out of his
boots in less than 240.
Sir said delinquent debtor on meeting
his creditor one day, was obliged to let that
note lie over last week; am sorry for it, I
wish had the means OF paying it, but havn't
so vii! do the bestI can for you. Ifmy next
child is boy, / will name him after you
A man being asked if he would like to live
forever, replied, that considering the state of
the times, and the weakness of the Government
he would not care about living more than half
of it,
4 say, Pete, some id loco stole half my
pig last night 90
'How dosyon know it was loco, Bilif -
'Brcau.e. fhe'd have been a ,whig he'd have
taken the whole of it. -
We left then. $3.50