Butte record., 1854-01-14
EzTEsTAND, BIRD 81 co,
REASONS WHY THE MILLION'' EAT AT
VIM SFOUNTAIN HEAD.
BY NED SAIC


WINN'SFOUNTAIN HEAD.
BY NED sAIUL.
When IN the course OF human events If bc.
comes necessary that some things should he
known as well as others it Is but Ordinary
justice TO the good sense Oi mankind, 10 OK
hibit tie reasons and high Considerations iu-
peliing thereto. In courtesy 10 ''tLo million"
it behoovss US TO set forth the following
points;
/ Because in tins world Of seiishncss there
are few who understand creature comforts and
know how to az freeiate human wants. and Is
ia peculiarly gratifying to CaliIoruiau5 {,
know that Ninn himself is the cLict among
them--ever selecting, personally, the brst
provisions III the markets of the world, 70 seq
before the visitors at the FOUNTAIN HEAD.
.. Because every body finds at tAe EOUN-
TAIN HEAD what the most reIrcd tasIe de-
mands or healJh requires, anl is served at all
hours promptly and attenuyejy, hy score u
the most attractive y0ung men, who hasten up
orders from the kitchen it by eleciro-mag-
netism- causing all to feel more at home, thsu
lu ofher establishments OF LorrIER pre;cu
sons
3. B cause thousands Of sick persons. after
spending large sums Of money for medical
reameut have entirely recovered their
healths, since regularly eating ri the F0UN-
TAIN HEAD, and they now conclude, fro
their own experience. that there is more gir-
tue in the good things Of the FOUNTAIN
HEAD thau IN all the science AMI drugs a -
faculty
i. Because philosophers assert tbs i'm, ort-
ant fact, that benev hence ana kludue~s ara
dlttused and strengthened aJong maukiUd. iu
about the same ratio that ihe digestive organ,
arc properly cared tor and s.tsaed; euea tno
reason why satisfaction smilngy Uralitte-
g. .-H
1heir mtais at the FOUNTAIN HEAD
). Because al the Ladies' are IN favor Of
WINN, owing TO The llct, that qnite "A number
of the crustiesr bachelors IL California have
been .itened in their hearts and been in luced
to turn their willing steps towards the State
Of Matrlmouy. after eating tor few weeks m
the FOUNTAIN HEAD
Because SIX husbands. who were uwfulIv
passionate towards ther better halves, arc
known to have undergone "a radical change Of
disposition, Since, they commenced eating Mt
the FOUNTAIN HEAD: and their delighted
wives positively affirm that they never live
so happily and lovingly as since they ordered
their meals from the FOUNTAIN HEAD, and
supped at the BRANCH
Z. Because it is well known that many Of
the Oldest inhabitants, who have been nurried
from five to fifteen years, without the least
H'oTitCt Vi tiltiI DclHL dD e 10 transmit thelT
names down through their posterity. mag now
he seen rejoicing amidst loving family with
joy unspeakahe Seek you The cause Of this
aud It Is ascrlbed alone To their change of living
and rtaklng of the invigoraung dishes OF the
FOUNTAIN HEAD
Because all the old Californians who have
eaten regularly at WINS FOUNTAIN
HEAD, become satisfied to live in California,
wishing not to return and remain in he older
States, but agree with the FOUNTAIN HEAD
policy. that Of POI lulating and setJing up the
beautiful valleys, and extending the area Of
health and happiness to the millions ia the
State,
9. Because numbers who have heretofore
thouG ht they could not eat their meals without
some Alcoholic mixture beside them, have been
led to discover the folly Of putting such poi
sons into the stomach, and Wisely Continue
their visits at the FOUNTAIN HEAD. where
no such temptations ever present themselves.
whereby men are lured into wee aud cOnse-
quent crime.
10. Because Al the world and the rest Of
mankind after once eating the California
Buckwheat cike~. swimming in Wiun's patent
golden syrup, and the warm bread and rolls
and buisCult made 81 California extra super-
hne flower, manufactured expressly for the
use Of the yisiters at the FOUNTAIN HEAD,
SUI pi,>ihg III qUaiity the Tar-famed GallegC
and iiaxall brands, they seek no further; be
come younger as the years roll on, and grow
as sleek an good natured as the veritable
Aidermen ofthe land
These Ten REASONS, and ninety Others
equally good and substantial that might bo
given, to satisfy the longing appetites Of ''the
miilion,' far better than garnished sepulchres
piled up like Babel to the very heavens.
Meath which druggd liquors fill the bar,
To make men reel, all madden'd there"
For the faithful performance of the princi-
pies set forth in the above declaration, there
Is pledged the fattest, tenderest Beef, Veal
and Mutton; the freshest vegetables and fruits
OF California, and the sweetest Bread and
Pastry made anywhere between the Arctic
Ocean and the jumping Off place; all which the
public may enjoy. So mote it be NED SMUT
San Francisco- NJ 10 1859