The miners' express. (Dubuque, Iowa) 1849-1854, 1854-07-12
For the Miners Express
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Mr.. EbIroR, did you ever reed Biron? well
ID hearn tell CRATE dele bout that booc, so
wen hern there was to be a booc oxon,
,elied p. that's my ole man, l alters calls him
hat TOR short, and p you noe STAINS for Pry, sails
i you must 60 to that are book oxion To mite and
BY me one Of them are biron boocs fer the last
time angeleke hustle, Kun to to call me
she teled me as hos her John, What she's
specten to marry, telle'd her that wen he was
a, Kcleege way doun in illinis somwere, he
seed booc in SON libry what they call brens
Poteetkal woks, which was the incest recdin
he d ever set d in his lif, all bout harolds little
child the gay hour the coarse hair; the paris
siner; Mazippe uho rid the wild hoss, with
fioen name, and flien ,ale;" the man tired, heven
aud y-rth, francisco g'a,iny; and d"nney june
bone doom forget which angeleke sd, 'ini
I'm sd, that the roofs of the iibry would MT
allow him bring the bran booc to hum I"
show to hur, and SO he conldent bring it an SHE
was al most dyin to see il; and that's jest my
FIX, SO as sed a!ore says |, +. CHATS my Id
man you kno) p. saysi, must hev that bo"k'
so he new wen must was sed he had to go, aud
he went rite of to the oxion: well mr.. merit that
was the longest evening Ever did see, VILE p
was son; Blu, sat it out in the darl saven the
candel for was determen to read i, (he booc,
| not the candely thro afore went TO bed, but l
had to waite so long afore he cum that kinder
| got nodden and the first thing new was on
| the back of the hos with the sffyin tale" goin
ever the prarys like all Kreation, when putty
| soon the critter Kicked up, and i deklars it he
| dident thro me rite over his he'd, and foun my
self layen on the floor akrost the old tomcats
bak, Who was maken the orfelest fus you ever
did here, at the same time P. fell rite over
chez and thot the critter would get Of, so !
hollerd P. stop that boss +! cuss the boss says P.
its cheer, and then kinder reckolected how
it was, and soon got lite, when if found p a
sitten on the foe ruben his shin an cuss n
| bran and the cheer like all Kreation; seed the
| booc iyin on the fore too, but knew thei
was no use a tryen to rede till p. was peaciiied
80 | telld him Their was no needcessity to make
so much fus bout It, and then went an got tn :
bottel os /" hybernian lininent," you Sc we
are name iker law folks and the hibernian is the
only kind of linement we use, and we have to
use that on the sill, kause it kinder smells like
wiske; well as sed afore got the linement
and made an internal aplikaton OF 1t to his
shine purity soon he sed he felt better and soit
Of slid Of like to bed; now says j, nows my
time piked up the booc but SIGH an etarnal lot
of reden you never did Sc | recon in any other
one book, it was big as bible, and jest made
fup my mind, that if i ddent 60 TO bed til id
red that thro Id be long time out OF it, tene-
! rate thot i'd jest kinder look thro II and see
| what it was made of and sort Of red long til
can to the line i put at the top of this letter,
and tell yer it made me leetle the maddest
litter you ever did see; shut the buk rite
up and haven't red line in 1t sence tho it kost
dollers and CRATE many more sens Curio
si,y, /" low wise" indede, why ide hardly 10
how 10 live without it, for the gratest pIesur Of
If is the gratilykation of curiosity; without il,
i'de heve nothen to talk bout, and n" object
in maken Others talkt without it how'd y"n NJ
wat was goin on among your Majors, h W q
yon no If Mr.. a. went to see mis- b. or if ms
was gon to mary mr.. d., or wat f. brot from
the market or store or wat f. was goen to heve
! for dinner, wat ed be the use of gem ,iseien
unless to find out what mrs G. sed bout II or of
goen to church unless to grati6 the curiosity ri
others in she win your new bonet, or your ''w",
in sein wat others had on that was ae " or fix, d
over; wot ed be the use Of goen sh pen anlrs
| to see the new goods wot ed be the use-bu,
| must hold on, for am just bilen over with
| madness that that Teller bran would cum down
ON ,oimrns rites in that way for mr.. merit II
there is rite we linen hev that VT vau it Is the
ore he has stigmatise asa toU rsee, KAN
stand it an ,oont, now its sed, Ipern 10 kaii
meten to indignate the bran booze and ,ase
| steps to place the rites of our ein"r7lly
above the pizen shafts of all SIGH porey rit, RS,
when the meten Gums off perhaps you will
here again from
Your Judgment
POLLY PRY