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The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

Senator Douglas has aroused the in.
dignation Of tho Know Nothines with.
out the least proyocation or necessity.
lie seems to be a laundering sort Of
marplot, without sufficient tact or sense
to avoid runLing lis head against q
wall, when there is abundant room to
90 around it, lie was invited to al
dress the democracy in PHILADELPHIA.
on the Fourth, and instead Of confn-
ing himself to legitimate topics Of dis
cussion, what must hc do but launch
off in a TRADE Of abuse Of tue Know
Nolhins3, whom he denounced I'm,
spariugly, as enemies Of the Constitu-
ton and ignorant Of the aims Of true
government. So unpalataJlc was his
language and mauncr that the audi,
cncc became cXcitcd-scycral persons
expressed their disarrrobation Of the
speakers remarks there were cries
Of = let him 20 On his OWN way -
Turn lin OUT &C., and when he at
tempted to engage the attention Of tho
diiaiicctcd he failed utterly, and
brought his speech to an abrupt close.
According to our information rcsrcct-
Ing the condition Of affairs in Penn
sylyana. the wings did net need any
aid from Douglas to render their tri-
umph certain at the October election.
The democratic party IS foredoomcd to
! isn9miuious defeat but it was an I'M
gracious as well as foolish proceeding
on the part Of the little dcmegoguc, to
increase and complicate the embar>
easements Of lis associates, without the
least prospect Of bcneftting himself.
Such course might have been OK
pcctcd Of him, however. for he has
been swinging his fail with great dam
age to himself and friends, ever since
ho undertook to make capital at tho
South by repeating the Missouri Com.
promise. The concentrated efforts Of
all the WHY'S i'll the country would not
have worked 50 much injury to the
democratic party in a month,
as Douglas produced in onc-lourth that
time. JIG has TUNED tie free states
against the adninistratiou.and secured
an opposition minority in the next
Cong'cs5; and Ike the English nag
iatrotc. oxen Of by MIR. Weller, who
never committed a prisoner without
fist committing himself, hc has acted
with Perfect iml@rtialitv. and involved
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

RrUNIoY.-The four rascals, who
committed forgery on the Rutland
Bank, arc in fair way to form a re
union at the County Jail. Mcntzer
has been delivered up by Gov. Sey-
mour, and now views the Rutland
Landscape from behind iron bars.
He is represented to be a man of re-
spectacle character, previous to this
transaction, has respectable relatives,
and as the one who furnished the
"capital'' for lis accompliccs to ope-
rate upon.
SaXton, the last of the four, who
was arrested at Philadelphia on Mon
day, Sheriff Edgerton will welcome to
Rutland within a few days.-Rutland
Herald.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

of the day w may ada that by most,
the participation Of WhigA in get
ting up tho Mass Convention was great.
" overwhelmingly Independent and
separate action by the Frccsoil party be.
ing plainly contemplated at Rutland
and necessary TO the consistent carry.
ing out OF the policy there initiated
Whether, after all, we arc to have II.
gain the customary TRIANGULAR contest
whether the concessions made by the
Wing party are TO be met by TO CORES
pondmg spirit ofcoucilation on the part
Of those who are with us in opposition
to the Administrations and whether
from the example Of this strongly Anti
Slavery State, weakened by a division Of
its forces, the advocates of Slavery and
the INSCRIPTIONS intrigucrs for its OK
tension are to gain fresh courage arc
questions depending now on other cause.
then the action Of such Frccsoil loader:
as demanded tho nomination of new
ticket at Montpelier. We are bound t.
support the Rutland ticket, and shall
do 50 in any event, so long as the can
dilatcs are in the field If the battl>
is to be fought under the old banners
if our rallying cries arc still to be tn,
same old watchwords; SO be it. The in
torcsts of freedom will be entirely SAT,
in Wing hands. OF their triumphan
success, too, cvon lighting single-handot
and alone, there is scarcely room for {
doubt.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

DlsrRlcr CpnvEN1ioN.-A convention
to nominate Representative to Con
gross from this district it will be motto
cd. has been called, to meet at this place
one week from tomorrow, august Sd. J
From what we learn, in all quarters.
there can be no doubt Of the unanimous
denomination OF our present member
Hon. JAMES MrAcIlAM We believe the
entire Anti Nebraska vote of the dis
trict will be concentrated upon Linn next
September, and that his opponent, il
ono should be in the field at all, will have
n very scattering" vote. Mr.. MracnAM
has attained BY faithful discharge Of
his duties, and by lis marked ability
aud practical good sense to a position OF
influence and honor, which renders il
emincu0y desirable to retain his services
for another term.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

From CALIFoRNIA,-Tho telegraph
furnishes news a fortnight later from
California and the Isthmus, reset yed
by way Of New Orleans and New
York. The mining news continued to
be favorable. The markets were
rather inactive, and there had been
some severe street and personal fights
which our California brethren pariicu-
lrrly delight in. The Sonora oxpe,
diton has experienced a revival. -
Boston Courier, 24M.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

Look OFT roR BrHGLArs On the
night Of the l7th, the store Of L. u.
Twitchcll & Co.. in Wcybridac was en-
tered by lack window ana at least 4
hundred dollars worth Of goods stolen
There must, to all appearance, have been
two persons The candles were lit IN
and all the drawers. boxes, desks, &c,
were ransackol, the goods tumLlcd out
upon the floor, and such things as they
chose were taken. 1t cannot be told
exactly how much was taken, but some
articles, such as boots three part pieces
of black broadclo,h, coat pattern of
black French cashmere, very tim and
fine, piece Of black and groon figured
AlQacca, n picco Of harrow striped
chaneeable Alpaca, some heavy buck
skin gloves, a plaid vest, a piece Of linen,
ready made pantaloous. a lot Of little
trinEets, al the change loft in The draw.
CIT (about $I2) and there might have
been many more goods taken and select
cd in such way that they would hardly
Io missed. ~
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

A FINE OLD lRIsm GENTLEMAN
The Dublin Freeman says " Owen
Duffy, Of Monaghan Co., is 122 years
old. When 116 he lost his second
wife, and subsequently married third,
by whom he has a son and daughter.
His youngest son is two years old, his
Oldest ninoty. lie still retains in
much lisor his mental and corporal
faculties, and frequently walks to the
county town,a distance OF eight miles, -
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

CoNGRE-s.--Tho Homestead bill,
transformed into another afTair-onti,
Ting every body to take quarter sec.
ton of land at 20 cts an acrc-has pass.
ed tho Senate. 1t will probably be con
CURED in by the House aud approved by
the President.
The River aud IIarbor bill it is said,
will certainly be vetoed.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

BoLrs The editor Of the Green
Mountain freeman refuses to support
the candidates Of the Mass Convention
though subsequently adopted BY the con
vcntion Of his own party lie was an
active participant in both conventions,
but it more sincerely Locofcco than any.
thing else. He has been consistent
in opposing all union of action from the
first. His new party iii he attempts to
form one) will be small. The old FREQ
Democratic party has been formally
dissolved. Perhaps the Pierce Demo
cracy will suit his case.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26
a Voice from Wisconsin.

\ correspondent Of tho WinGso.
JowHai writing from GAINESVILLE, Wis
consin, says
The passage Of the Kansas and Ne.
braska net produces great excitement in
the North West. But there are two
parties here as presume there is cast
Government officials are Oh one side
aud tho people on tho other In this
State all Tie Wig and Free Democrat.
&c papers, AMI largo proportion Of Ii.
Democratic, declare that they lave done
with Compromises. There is to be q
State Mass Convention held at Madison.
the capital, on the 18Th Of July, com
posed Of men OF all parties, who arc
willing to unite 10 repeal all laws which
the general Government have made in
support Of slavery. Party prejudice.
aud party aninositics ara fast passing
away, and n union Of all tho ami slavery
sentiment in the State is inevitable
But there arc few traitors to true De.
mocracy i'll the editorial chair here. as
IN Vermont. | think the " Potato
HAtsAcyot the -1ce," as my old friend
SALISBURY donominated certain sour
rilous sheet, must have second cousin
living in the Badger State. a gen.
tleman who had the honor Of be.
ing an cold lino' Senator in Vermont
last fall, gave me a call few day since
and said that the Editor Of the Patriot
was running the party into the ground
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

R1G Hon i y WAsnBrpNr, Of the
U S. House Of Representatives., has our
thanks for copJ Of the speech Of Sen.
ator SEWARD on the Nebraska bill.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

"a" The lIards of New York are
determined to support Hon. Greene C.
Bronson fer Governor, Notwithstanding
his refusal to bo candidate.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

llqHtpelicr. July ii, 1854.
The Irccmcu Of Vermont assembled |
in Convention, in pursuance of spon
tancous call omauating from various
parts Of the State, aud embracing men
of all political parties, to consider upon
tho measures which duty demands Of us
as citizens Of Free State. IN tho pres
ent crisis in reference to the late acts Of
Congress, on the subject Of Slavery aud
its anticipated further cvtceslon, VIZ:
For the protection Of Free States
from Southern aggression and Northern
treHchery.
For the recovery of the rights Of the
Free States as an integral part Of the
Union; and
For tho rescue Of the General Gov
ornmont from the control Of the Slave
power
Rcsoirci That the institution Of
Slavery is a Great moral, social, and po-
litical evil that it was so regarded by
the fathers e the Republic, the founders
and best friends Of the Union, by tie
heroes and sagcs Of tho revolution, who
contemplated aud intended its gradual
and peaceful extinction as an clement
hostile to the liberties for which they
toiiod ; that institution is not TO be
strengthened nor encouraged, against
which Washington. the calincsl and wiscst
Of our nation bore unoquiyocal tosti-
mony as 30 which Jefferson filed with
the love Of liberty, ozelaimcl--" Can
the liberties of nation bo ever thought
secure when we have removed their on
y firm basis conviction in tho minds
Of the people that their liberties are the
gift Of God that they are not 70 be
violated but with his wrath Indeed,
tremble FOR my country when reflect
that God is just that His justice can
not rest forever that considering num-
hers, nature aud national means only,
revolution # the wheel of fortune, an
exchange Of situation is among possible
events; ulat it may become probable by
supernatural Interference The Al.
mighty has no such attributes which can
take sides With Us in such contest ~
And as TO which another eminent patriot
in Virginia, on the close Of the Reyolu-
ton, also exclaimed Had We turned
our eyes iuwaraly when wo supplicatcd
the Father of Ncreics to aid the iuiur-
cd and oppressed, when we invoked the
Author Of Righteousness to attest the
purity Of our motives and the Justice
of our cause and implorod the God Of
battles to MD our oxortiols in its de-.
Tense, should We not hay, stood moro
self convicted than the contrito publ.
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Three Days Lalor from raI9po.

Inc N0YHI Maui HtO0msIiD \ UI00IU
Capt. Lcitch, froin Liverpool Oh TIC
morning Of the 18th inst arrived hero o.
3 o'clock this afternoon.
Frou THE BAtrlc-Sir Charles Na
piers feet was Wing in line ofla'tlo be.
fore Cfonatalt. but up ~ juno I'D. no
attack had been made. Tho Eprl.h
frieatc DrgD,y0,c fired some sloisvlicl
tho Iattarin; returned
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

WINDSOR CoUNrr.-Noiico has been
given of an application to the next Leg.
islaturc for changing the County scat Of
Windsor County to some convonisat
place on the Rutland or Central Rail.
road. The notice is signed by several
leading men Of the county GA the
other hand, the Woodstock people have
promptly voted $1,000, and the Court
has appropriated $1,000 more, for build
ing Court House at Woodstock, the
old one having been destroyed by Grc On
the lth Inst.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

7 The call for a District Conven-
ton to nominate q candidate for Mem.
Der Congress to represent the First Con
gressional District Of this State in the
Congress Of tho United States will be
found in this paper We presume our
present able and efficient Representative,
Hon. JAMES MEAcHAM, will be re nom.
mated to that honorable and responsible
post The nation cannot well afford to
part with his valuable seryiccl at this
state Of its eiTsirs. But for all this, we
hope this county will have its quota ci
delegates present bennington Dan
ner.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

kNoW-NorlNclsN At W AsUlNcl4V.-
Tie following is from tie Washington
correspondence Of the Ntw lork J0ur-
p1l u Commerce.
Congress is beginning to be almost
as much troubled with Know Nothing
ism, as with the perpetual Anti-Slayery
question In the Senate, the Know.
NoiLiugs appear to give much anxiety
to some members of that body. and
some few Of thcm,-Mr, Clayton. Mr..
Cooper, Mr.. Dawson Of Ga, and Mr.
Bell are supposed 10 be members Of that
mysterious order Tho dcnuneiations
Of Mr. Weller and Mr. Seward are not
well calculated to repross the rising in
nuonce Of the new PARTY even in New
York and California. 1t is known that
in New Y orb and Pennsylvania, they will
make a good show at the Fall elections
1t was supposed,at first, that they would
not be strong in the South, but it turns
out they will sweep every Southern
town and politicians from Georgia say
that they will carry oyory district in
that State"
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

q Ne lrraLv ,,.o,y our determined
nnrro.o mot A. .a,,.o,l far ilc oricc Of
prasi1c,t a., yi.c prc.;lcpt or senator
or Rcnrcg.,la,i,.in Conrroas or Gov
crror a. Iiopt Gor,rror rr Vroo.nrcr
IF rho Etoi, nj, r,r,Lrr If fla etato.
Lcrisloiurc an, mann of ,h,ioycr r,rty
.n,t I,,o,.,,. l.. H. H. r,,.-,. .r,l,.,,,,,i.,
nIoyc oyawcd 81" ''' i' r''''
ElaI,nI Tl,tiuo.nuob 90 ,bcro .ro
,,o,.. So, ,,roa, ,,..,,.,,r. ~ LII, 49,.
odmin; ,ratiyc nol;cr Jiy;Jigg rni;ticyi
rsr,ios cvccnt ,bat If .,,yorsS dr5 t.r
n,o,,y T. olsoi",'iy .n,i.l D. ' .,an ','.'
cnl ,csi.tonco to jLc olorn,irg orgr,s.
.;n,s Of nc sl,,o ,',"'r 20 IL ~.
WHOA Free Sailc,i mad ncmocro, T."
freely rclmquish our former party asso.
Citations and tics To- form a Now new ,orlv
organization bnyinr for its object H. go.
cure the blessings Of lLortv TO- ourselves
and to our postcrity and al,o Il visa.
lust and economical Standardization If
the Government and as the priuciplos
for which We aro conlcndino lie nj the
foundation Of Kopullicanism rs proclaim.
cd by our fathers, we propose and res.
pcctfully recommend to the friends Of
freedom in other States TO co.orcratc
and be known as RcDWlicaas
Ece9lcA. That We hold the following
general principles as essential To the ia,i
and propor administration If tho Gov
''n"'o,''' ,,.
j. y I'a'u acyou,'''n"''y ana econ''
my III tue administration oi Tue govern
"c t
-, - i'''rsnChnloni Oh me patronage oi
! tlC fCSlUtnL DIV LIle election OF l0cl
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

LnTIIENHEN CUVNTY.-A CONVENTION
Of ireosoiers, called by persons who wish
~ bolt from tho union ticket nominated
ON tbs 23th June, met a, Essex June.
ton on Saturday last The number in
attendance was quito limited a vote to
nominate a ticket was adopted tick,
ct was nominated and then the whole
was rcconsidlred After the appoint
mcnt Of n provisional Committee ''to
observe the working of things, and, il
thought best, to call Convention at
some future time" tho Meeting dissolved.
Evidently boiling goes hard Ilotch.
man.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

Capt WILLIAM c. JEwErr, comman-
der Of the steamer Martha Jowott. Z"
died in this place, last Monday morning
Of Cholera. lie was attacked On Fri.
day morning Just after breahfast--thc
boat reached this place Saturday after
noon, when he was removed to the resi-.
dcncc of Capt w. j. Stratton where he
died about I o'clock Monday morning
His remains we're inferred Monday eve
ming
Capt JEwErr was well known Oh cur
river and no man stood higher in the
estimation of the people with whom he
has been identified for tho last fifteen
years, in business and social relations.
His loss will be greatly felt. and deeply
dcplored by large circle of friends
lie was conscious to the last--pcrlcclly
resigned to his fate, and arranged all bis
business matters before death On Sun
day afternoon the officers Of the boat
called to see him and took a formal and
affecting leave Of them.
His remains, by his own request, will
be taken to his native State, Vermont
and deposited with those Of his kindred
1t may be interesting to his friends TO
know, that he received every possible
attention during his illness Peace to
his names - GI1sgo1g (AIo) Times
l3th inst.
Capt Jowott, whose death is noticed
above. was born in this place and at III,
time of his death was 81 years old lie
was sou Of Mr. James Jcwctt Of thi.
place, who still resides here with most
Of his near relatives. Although he had
been, by this chosen business, separated
from his fathers roof, yet for tho few
years past lis annual visit to his pator
nal homo was looked for with tho deep
est solicitudc, not only by his near rela
tivca, but by all who knew him
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

E% There was a rumor last week of
the upsetting Of boat in the Lake near
Burlington, By which several lives were
lost. The report originated, we learn,
from the capsizing ola sail boat in which
there were only four or five persons, all
OF whom escaped.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

EE Burlington Commencement oc-
ours next Wednesday. Addresses the
day previous will be given by President
WHEELER, and J. Il. spaulding of New
York.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

AccDENr-WLIIaN ILAGG Of this
place, while at work experimenting the
building Of church in West Rutland,
was prccipitated by the falling Of The
scaiiolling on which he was Standing q.
bout twenty five feet, striking a stone or
lricl; wall. 1t seems that he woat down
head foremost AM struck his head and
neck against % wall producing numb
ness of the whole body below Lis neck.
lie still retains his senses and there is
some hore of his recoyory-yct lie is
considered to be in very critical state
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-07-26

~. COMMENCEMENT occurs on the
ph Of August not on the 10th
Ia Judge Nicholson declines the
Nebraska Governolship, which has been
rendered him.
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Gbt Rr0i9ttr.

'lIDDLEBURY, JULY 90, 1851.
Columbia gazette., 1854-01-28
STATE OF CALIFORNIA, J

STATE OF CALIFORNIA,
County of Tuolumne.
The people of Tie Stale Of California,
To the Sheriff or Constable in the
aforesaid County-Greeting:
We command you, that you summon
jackson & Wheeler, so that they be and
appear before Joseph Carly, Esq, one
OF the Justices of the Peace, for the
County aforesaid, at his Office in Colum-
bia, Township No. l, on the 31st day OF
January, A. D., 1854, at 10 o'clock, A.
NJ. to answer the complaint of Henry
Piley & Co, wherein S62 so is demand
ed for Beef.
Herein fail not: And in default of
said appearance and answer, Judgment
will be given against said Jackson &
Wheeler, for $62 so, and cost of suit.
Witness my hand at Columbia, this
18th day Of January, AID, 1854.
JOSEPH CARLY.
Justice Of the Peace.
Columbia, Jan. 81, ls54-63-2w
Columbia gazette., 1854-01-28
NOTICE.
Jan. 2S, lo54-64-tf.

At a meeting of the Miners, Commit
tee held at the Exchange, JAN, 10th
1851, it was
Rssolred, That the 7th 9th and 9th
articles of the Bylaws of the Commit
tee be published in the Columbia Ca
zette, with the names Of the members of
the Committee.
Article 7th. Any arbitrator appoint
ed by the Committee, having a delicacy
in regard to acting on the arbitration
rom motives of interest, in the case of
disagreement between the other two,
they shall have the power to choose the
third.
44rticle sth. Any person bringing a
case before the Committee, shall pay
the sum of five dollars before action will
be taken on his case.
Article 9th. Any person may lay his
complaint before any member of the
Committee such member shall have pow
er to notify all persons concerned in
said complaint at what time they can be
heard.
The meetings of the Committee, will
| be held at the Columbia Exchange, on
Tuesday evening of each week.
Names of the Committee. Stephen
Burgess, Andrew Fletcher, Walter
Hitchcock, Joseph W. Hussy, Wm.
Freeman, Truman Glass, Capt. Jeller-
Dn, Alonzo Kingsbury, Willard Holton,
Sidney kibbs, John Sparks, T. C. Bos-
yell.
III A. FLETCHER, President.
|T. Glass, Tres j. W. HussY, S.ey.
Columbia gazette., 1854-01-28
SAMUEL II. PRTCHARD.

SAMUEL II. PRTCHARD,
Formerly Of Peters6mrgd, Ia., but for
the last t,co gears a resident
Of Stocltom,)
Would respectfully offer his services to
the Merchants Of that place and the
Southern Mines, as
COMMISSION BUYER OF GOODS,
....IN SAN FRANCIsCo...
All orders sent with the money nee
essary to pay for them, viii be prompt
ly filed at the lowest prices they can be
bought, and the lowest rate of commits
sion. =
The goods will be forwarded by an
agent in Stockton, to any part of the
Southern Mines.
For businets qualifications and integ-
rity, he is permitted to give the fol-
lowing
....REFERENCEs :....
San Francisco---James King Of VIM;
VIM t. Coleman & Co.; Arlington &
Co.; A. Topping; Chas. II. Burton !;
Randolph & Lipman. StccEion---Biven
& Baranco; b. w. Owens s. Co.; T.
Il Bours g. Co.; May & Webster J..
Sutter & Co.; e. W. Colt; Grove &
Ferguson.
OFFtcE---At Barton & McCarty's
San Francisco.
JUNE IL, lS53---tf 81
Columbia gazette., 1854-01-28

Smith, the auctioneer, is popular
man, wit and gentleman. No person
is offended at what he says, and many a
hearty laugh has he provoked by his hu-
morous sayings He was recently en-
gagged in sale Of valuable household
furniture and ssfxins" He had just
got to s'going, going, and half, half,
going - when he saw smiling counte-
nance, upon agricultural shoulders, wink
at him. A wink is always as good as a
nod to a blind horse, or to keen-sight-
ed auctioneer so Smith winked, and the
man winked, and they kept winking, and
Smith kept "golng, going, going with
lot Of glassware, stovepipes, carpets,
pots and perfumery, and finally the lot
was knocked down
"To-a who:" said Smith, gazing at
the smiling stranger
"Who: Goliy!'' said the stranger,
'T dunno who''
why, you, sir,'' said Smith.
"Who, me;"
eyes, yes, you bid on the lot" said
Smith.
"Me ? darned if I did," insisted the
stranger.
Why, did rot you wink aad keep
wiiik:ng :"
Winking' Well I did, so did you
wink at ne. | thought you were wink
ing as much as to say keep dark, III
stick somebody in, that lot OF stuff and
| winked as much as 20 say-I'll be
damned if YOU don't, m!ster!!'