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Butte record., 1854-01-21

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Persons calling ior ias above leters XII please ~
I'D eEtsed-' 2. " NIRSTkDM ?. u.
The Yazoo City weekly Whig. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 18??-1855, 1854-07-28
no TIlo travelling Pubiic.

HH. SIMMONS. Proprietor Of the Pren-
- riss House. Yicksbnrg, Miss, takes
pleasure IN informing the public generally /,
and the travelling community particularly
that on The list day Of May, he took charge
of the cabin arrangements Of the Warf-boat
magnolia, (now lying at the landing at this
place, j for the express purpose of accemmo-
dating persons arriving Or wishing to depart
on steamboats, in the night, or in bad Weaih-
|er, which. together win bis present house,
offers unsurpassed inducements for travel-
Ter, either By Steamboats, Railroad 81 Others
wise. VicksbuTg, may ~ 1854.
The Yazoo City weekly Whig. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 18??-1855, 1854-07-28

Spring nnd summe Goone.
THvEE undersigned have justreceiyed anew
stock of Fancy oil Staple Dry Goods
consistin b part oii
A new style Of plain, plaid,and fguro dunno
mer dress Cfepes De Paris; Flounf ed Crasu
dine Robes; new style ofBafege 1r5 SboaI
Robes; new style Of Crepe Lar obes-
Plain, Figured and Striped Silks Z I colore
Solid colored Bareges, and Grana 1sB an col
ors; Printed Organdies and JAG l,on Robes:
a large assortment Of Black Dire oods very
rich; great many other Dresg lods Of ~
descriptions
EMBROIDERIF 8.
In Swiss, Jaconet, Valencin ald Honiton
Valencin H0niton collars, Chimisetts and
Sleeves; avery rich assortm CIT Of plain and
embroidered Cambria H'dkeJ shisfs: .Jaconel
and Swiss Bufhngs, Bands, inp and The1l,-1
ings; Honiton and Thread Bonnets. Rein
bons, Gloves and Mis-, Pc 3. Shades and
Fans; new kind Of MantI Swiss, Jucon6t.
and all kinds Of White &C. q.
"A large assortment Of Irish linens. printe.
Linens and Linen Cambrics, Linen eheetinr.
and table. cloths, Damasd and very rich win.
dow Curtains; Cottonades and Linen drilIinos.
Narcotic Quilts, Carpetings, Glass and Queens.
ware, and great many fancy article, zoo nee
merous TO mention.
WIN I'LL 81 YIN Al tOOOAs
Our old Stock we offer to sell at cost pri
to make room, and our new Stock, whichtds
are able to say that we have as fine asss- 8
ment as any fancy retail store in New Orlean-
and we offer to sell at New Orleans prices
We will receive New Goods every week al.
ring the season.
Please call and see our fine selection
10 THE GENTLEMEN.
We have justreceived very fine assortment
OF Clothing:
B ack, Blue, Brown, and Green Frochs, Pale,
tots and Sacks, French drapdetait Frocks aud
Sacks, Merino and Alpaca Goats, al kinds of
Linen and Hair coats, Casimooites Frocks
paletots, and Sacs, &c.
Black Doe Skin Pants superiine Black Nee
rino Pants Plain and striped white linen pants
al kinds Of Casimerete CO; Fancy Cashmere
pants
A large assortment Of an kinds Of Fancy
Vests, the latest styles; q fine assortment 81
Shirts, drawers, Cravats and handkerchief
Silk Hats the latest styles: shoes boots and
gaitars.
Cent emen we offer to sci clothing 80 per
cent cheaper than any other house in this place.
March 10, "a " N. REMAIN d CO.
The Yazoo City weekly Whig. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 18??-1855, 1854-07-28
ARHDW 81 NAILS lAk34h 81

~
H. and Wholesalo Deafsiresto q
Hard ware. Is constantly re
large aaaitons % his alfeady extensive ckt
which country merchants would do well @ ani-
lie belofe purchasing elsewhere. The following
comprises par u hisNnciE:
100 ions Swedish bar Iron:
900 do hoop, band and sheet Iron:
300 do Savofy a co's castings;
$50 casks OK, Log and Trace chains;
goo DO Hoes. assorted;
1000 kegs Nails, assorted, best brands;
1000 dozen Axes. Collins & cos. Hunts and othr
ers' make;
bowels and Spades assorted, mes
Rowlondss etc!
Mill Stones all aizss; Mill Irons, Boiling Cloths;
Sperm Lard and Linsecd Oils; window Glass
Putty, Paints, etc. with an exteneve assortment Of
Shelf Hardware.
New Orleans. FEBRUARY 3rd 1854.
The Yazoo City weekly Whig. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 18??-1855, 1854-07-28
NEW GOODS. NEW GOODS!

m oYS CLoTHING-We are in receipt
- of the largest and most complete assort-
ment of Boys and hildren's lothing, for
Spr NO and Summer wear, ever offered in this
market. Parents purchasing will do well to
give US a call. B Us come and see for your
selves. ]. a. cOULSON8 90.
The Yazoo City weekly Whig. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 18??-1855, 1854-07-28
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IR "a III s. IF @ R
Nos. SO aad Ell, Camp Street a. DrseaRs
pRAESun1X - AsAtAEs
IMPORTERS and Dealers fogeign ard %
meatic Hardware, Cutlery, lfons Fir lates
Sc, &C.. thank their friends for their yery hoeEal
patFonare--the quality and price q theF goods,
and their prompt attention 10 all orders received
win, they hope, secure to them continuance q
4heif lavors, Bv arrivals from EUROPEAN and Nois
then ports they are CONSTANT receiving fresh sup
plies carefully selected, Of every thing ~ thslI
line, and can confidently invite The attention q ls
chaseFs to their large and well assorted stooAse
which the following is part, VIZ
EnpIish Bar Iron, round square 8 hat--lOB tons.
Best Cable do do do do-iUU TOMS
ID Pennsylvania do do do-l0O tons
Do do boiler plate do--20 tons,
do do iron, round, square & fat@ 6O0 tons
Do Tennesse boiler plate-s0 tonss
Do do plough dc-34 tons'
Do do moulds--10 tors
Do do plates--15 tons,
Brazicrs' rods, /, 5.l6 and einch d--S0 ~
sheet Tron--Fnplish, American and Tennessee
from 10 10 $500 bdls,
Hoop Iron--from So to 4 g inch--s0O bdls.
Round do--Erom 4 100 9 200 bdls.
Cut Nalls-Celebrated Weymouth, and other good
brands,-3,000 kegs.
Press spikes-300 kegs
Pocket and Table Cutlery. kazos &C.
TIN Plates, best Charcoal brands, GOO boxes,
Block Tin, Zinc, Spelter sc, 5000 pounds,
Brazisrs' Copper. from 10 40 ID sheets, 10000
German, Shear, Blister and Cast Steel, 25 900
Axes-genuine Collins's Hunts, &c, ESQ boxes
Spades and Shovels, Ames's and other brands
$50 dozen,
Whittemore's Cotton Wool and Horse Cards
60a doaen.
Coffee Mills, Wilson'S genuine, 900 dozen,
Patent Balances and Platform Scales, AnTils,
Vices, Stock and Dies, Below,
Ok, Trace, Log, Halter and soil Chains.
Chain eubIes anchors, Cooprs' tools, Timers i
American and English Locks, Sliding door FuTni
ture, Hooks and Plates Hinges, Butt and ParIia-
meni Hinges, Window Fasteners Of every de-
scription, Hoses Of every description and pat.
tern, Cross Cut, Pitt and Mill Saws, PIonghs d
Kings, HaiPs, and other good brands.
Hollow Ware and Cast1ngs--I5 so tors.
Tarred and Mannilla Rope, 81 sizes,
Oakum Marine, Houseline &C.
Sperm, Linseed, Lard, and Whale Oils.
Atlantic Pure White Lead.
Black and Yellow Paints, Vefdgris,
/ Piris and Chrome Green,
French Pots from to SO pints,
| Mill aud Gnnd Stones.
Sheet, Bas, and Pig Lead, Lead Pipe, &c. DO,
They are also the only Agents III Now Oleansl
RfHillman, Vanleer & Co.'S celebrated Tennessee
on. nov. Is. 1853
The Yazoo City weekly Whig. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 18??-1855, 1854-07-28


SPRING GO.ODSt SPRING GOODSt
TyOULARD SHLEkS-some beautiful pa
= terms; checked and striped silk just the
article; French and English ehintz; Satin,
stri ped, and Jacquant Berages; Black and co :
ored challies--beautifu Plaidan striped Tis-
sues; Honiton chemisettes and sleeves; Mourn
Observation-Disclosures
A large lot Of New style Trimmings for
pring and summer Just received by
Vicksburg, march II. GIRBs Howe.
NEW GOODS. NEW GOODS!
"a Superior assortment of SPRING and Sum
- MER CLOTHING, Furnishing Goods, Boots
and Shoes, Hats and Caps, Umbrellas and
Canes, Articles for the Toilet, and stock of
CHILDREN's CLOTHING that is indispensable.
Thanking our friends for past fav r., We on
" ask them to call and examine the finest
stock that could be selected.
March II, Nm. III. STEVENS.
The Yazoo City weekly Whig. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 18??-1855, 1854-07-28
To Housekeepers

The attention oictizens and strangers visiting
the, city is particularly called to the varied and
spendid stock of
House furnishing Goods,
az The store oftbe undersigned which are now be-
ing offered at such
REDUCED PRICES,
as TO render IL greatly to fhe advantage ofpurcba-
sers to call and examine them. Among their as.
sortment may be found
Rich Decorated China Dining Tea & Toilet Sets
Plain White do do do do;
Gill and While do d. do do;
Eatthenware do do dc;
Rich Cut Glass Bowl, Pre-
DO 10 do do do Dc;
silver plated castors Walters cake Baskets.
do candlestieks Spoons Forks &c;
do Walters Bottle Stands,&c
Knives and Forks Japanned Waiter;
Woodenware TinwaTe;
Andirons Tenders Shoyels and longs;
cooking stove and cast Iron Ware generelly;
Lamps of all kinds and and Chandeliers.
Besides variety Of articles necessary TO an house
keepers te numerous to be named IL an adVe tise-
,ment B. BROWER II CO.,
March II TT II Camp street opposite City
Hotel
JUST RECEIVED AND OPENING,
q Large and Slhondtd Assortment oil Spring
"a and summer Goods, consisting in part o
Plaid ard plain Organdies.
Flounced Oreandie Robes,
Baages ofal colors and qualities,
Chaleys Of every variety.
White & mourning Chimeselts, &c.
Plain aud printed silk Tissues,
lGinghams M0sIns and Lawns, an assortment.
Extra white Lace Mantillas different Paerns
Emb'd Swiss Sleeves and Cults, variety.
Emb'd and plain Linen Handkerchief,
Plaid, plain, ano emb'd Swiss Muslin, extra,
Lawn Edgiag and inserfings. all kinds and qualit
Bonnets Of al collors and qualities and Of th
latest stylos; Biack Silk net Shawl; Brown an
i white Linnans Of every variety;
4 Having purchased under the most favoFBbs
terms enables Us to offer great inducements. Pr
chasers. will please call and examine our s'ocl
before purchasing elseNheT
march "a. WOOD & BROWN.
The Yazoo City weekly Whig. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 18??-1855, 1854-07-28

WUS received and Cor sale. splendid
d assortment AZ lnasenie ~ Odd Fellow ],
Reqalias, consisting "a par Is follows:
d SETS 5th degree painted egalia.
10 painted ard emsd 81 Extra
Ms9nie Aptens
Sele Royal Arch Extra Anes
toebIlar with geBef QssortIae d fanev
4fg good aI eolsrs ana Qualities which
~ will salllow fol cash 4nncfna pay
ibid pure ase1a WOOD BROWN
xo9 Eitr may 1854
The Rutland County herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1852-1855, 1854-04-14

the ravens wing, or sandy a. a >hang-
hai's plumsc~ She may he lean and
lsih.hke. Or tat aud tub.like her eyes
may be Mue, black, gray or green
Bat when we come to the positive
qualifications, We 6nd ia the very FIRST
place tha, PA must be worth some
thing PA" must live in geulrel
house, and keep a carriage, and whether
be fails occasionally and cheats bis
creditor. to increase his private fortune,
is no matter.
The "young lady always has we'll
rounded, Well-developed form, a pcarly
skin aud rosy checks. and why shouldn't
she--for "pa" can afford them Cotton
and cosmetics and paint do the whole
Thing. Beauty sometimes isn't even
"skin deep; aud walking pin-cushions
are not unfrequent.
The young lady" gives Us tones that
are unlike "notes Of linked sweetness"
only in that they are "long drawn out.
Vulgar people call it-drawling, but they
are envious creatures. who don't UNDER
stand the fashionable manner Of talk
ing.
The "young lady" wears large
plaid silk, and suspends near the back
Of her head one OF "her things" which
she calls "iove of bonnet" A "pcr-
feet beauty OF a shawl is thrown over
her shoulders, and her iurs are "charm-
ing" A, home she rises in the long
hours, having gone to bed in the short
ones. That "dear delightful ball" was
so pleasant. and that agreeable Mr.
Fitzsnooks was SO amusing in his re-
marks on the shocking taste of those
odious Misses Cuiaswell, that she really
forgot how late il was getting. For a
few hours after dressing, she lounges on
the sofa with a volumne of Bulwer in
hand is sure Uncle Toms Cabin is the
best book ever written, and "lorge,s
whether David Copperlield wrote Dick E
ems or Dickens wrote David Copper.
field, but which ever it is, il "Such a
funny book - The remainder of the
day is passed dressing, calls, shopping
and parties.
The "young lady dotcs on the mill
tary, (''mustachios are so sweet.") and
smiles on the young minister, (''his sur
plice is so becoming.") Her prayer
| book and bible are bound in the richest
velvet and gold, and she pities the
young woman in the next pew who can
only afford Russia and gilt. She won
dcrs why "poor people" will dress so
and eat such plain food for her part
she knows she couldn't bear it-shc
should "ta'nt."
In the summer, the "young lady
persuadcs "pa" 10 take her TO Newport
Saratoga is getting so common. She
supposes she shall get married when Mr.
Fitsznooks proposes, but that will de-
pend on whether "pa" thinks It's good
match. If Fitz is worth as much a-
he says he is, she is sure she loves hin
to discretion.
Such being a. we have described i,
the modern "young lady" God mad,
woman, in the first place, because h,
saw that man was alone. We imagin,
he made the young lady" because h'
saw the 'young gent" was alone
.Springfeh (.Nuss. RpvNican.
The Rutland County herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1852-1855, 1854-04-14
ApuLTERATIoN OF LIQUORS.

Eminent chemists assert that nine
ienths, at least. of all The liquors con-
summed in the United States are more
or less drugged. To say thar half of
all that pretends TO come across The At
lantic is wholly manufactured on this
side of it would be to fall short Of the
truth.
There are numbers who live and
thrive by such nefarious trade. Long
practice in the use Of sugar Of lead, cap
sicum, acids, aloes, juniper berries, YER
digris. logwood, &c, &C., in varying and
nicely graduated proportions. has en-
abled them to bring the art to a degree
Of perfection that seems almost fabulous.
Cheap Monongahela whiskey, brought
into their vaults by the hog.hend, comes
out bottled and ready for sale, as Ma
deira.' 'Cognac.' champagne. Pale
Brandy Cream Of the Valley and odd
Port In these the color, favor, and
smell Of the originals will be 20 closely
initiated that experienced taste is de-
eeiyed by them. SO complete and mi
mute are their operations that not only
are foreign brands forged, and the
shape Of bottles, the devices Of seals
and corks initiated, but even artificial
dust and cobwebe are fabricated TO give
them au air Of respectable antiquity.
II other proof Of this were needed,
besides the results Of chemical analysis,
II nigh, be- found in facts that more
PORT Is drank in the United States in
one year than passes through the Gus
tom House in ten; thai more Cham
pagne Is consumed in America alone
than the whole Champagne district pro-
duees tina, Cognac Brandy costs four
times n. much in France where It Is
made. as il Is sold for in our corner
groggeries and that the failure Of the
whole grape-crop Ia Madeira prodnord
no apparen, diminulion in the quantity
nor at all corresponding increase IN tbs
price, Of the Wine.
IL is these compounds that madden
and destroy sach mnlliiudes IN our
iowns and cities. Ia vine crossing
countries, where ~ine Is cheap and
plentiful and ns U.S. almost universal
there are none Of these horror of To-
temperance lhm shock and alarm Us
here. Franoe, Italy. Spain, sgd,r 80
more from the free use Of their uines'
ihaa Ne Do from our Cider, or -spaFk-
Hn- Caiavia--
n none bul pure LiqDor Vas per-
R.iied 20 be SID, H. Price would IN
,tsa,iy brcoins % great a. 10 Pat II
The Rutland County herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1852-1855, 1854-04-14

Amusing mistakes sometimes take
place in telegraphic dispatches. A few
days since, a gentleman ielegraphed to
one Of our western cities TO gain intel
ligence of his daughter, who was i'll In
return he received laconic reply from
her attending physician, which purport-
ed that he was Grandfather.
Heavens = he exclaimed, throwing
down The missive as Il il had been hot
cinder. My dauahier--a chid Then
siriding TO his closet, he grabbed his hat
and coat. and struck bee-line for the
cars, muttering;
"A pretty muss indced-child-my
daughter in such a predicameni, and
unmarried, too. Oh such Disgrace
In few hours he was a, the sick
room of his daughter The physician
wa. surprised to see him 50 soon, but
politely informed him that the girl was
getting along quite finely
so its girl, hey gasped the fa'
ther.
OF course. said the doctor, don't you
call your daughter girl 2
'Ah--hum-yes-bul-ih-lbe
eAid."
Child = wondered the doctor, what
child =
why, sir, did you not send that die
palchi' pe,lishly exclaimed our friend,
as be banded to the doctor the dispatch
which he had hastily picked up from
the floor before he left home. The
doctor looked a, il. and broad smile
was visible upon bi. fraiures.
4 sent you dispatch, but Heaven
knows il never contained such news Ne
this The one sent you iniimaied
that your daughter was jus, through
having cAiH"'
Our friend felt that he bad been IA.
ken in and done for, and offered TO treat
iffhe doctor would only keep STILL Dei.
r0it Adrerfisv.
The Rutland County herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1852-1855, 1854-04-14
DON'T RroooNIZE HER sHrs WORK.
ING GIRL

Such ~as the exclamation of peri
young Miss drrsscd IN silks and fine
linen, as she brushed by ma Old school
day acquaintance compelled to labor
diligently 10 support herself aud Mind
mother. We happened TO be close q,
hand. sni furthermore possess a slight
know ledge Of The persons in question.
Thus informed. We were astonished at
the remark. aud with difficulty restrain
ed an expression which the heart diciai-
el ct thai moment.
The author of the language which
heads this sketch, i. by no means
wealthy on the contrary, her mother,
(for she is half orphan)an industrious
worthy lady, has n means Of obtaining
a livelihood. which we will not pariic-
ularize suffice it TO say, it is honorable
The daughter has been allowed her own
way in life, and by association has ac-
quired habits which we must despise in
any indiyiual. She affects to be what
she Is mol she flirts with the ease and
grace Of nm adept, and treats hearts as
idle baubles, fit only for sporlive iancies.
She scorns poverty, and turns up her
nasal organ at the poor working girl, as
unworthy OF recognition by her ladysbip.
She visits concerts and public places to
attract attention, and, TO gain this envi-
able notoriety, resorts 10 certain devices
which always succeed. She is in fact.
an "airish young woman'--to use a
homely phrase and deserves to be
censured most severely for her con-
duct.
The poor working girl. whom she
would not recognize, is, likewise, half
orphaned, and, by force of Circumstance
cs, labors ten hours daily, TO support
herself and mother. She passes our
Office daily, on her way to and from
work. and always seems TO be happy
and contenied. She is not ashamed to
acknowledge her condition in life, and
never feels half SO merry as when at
her engagements. She is dutiful and
loving daughter, afiectionate and gener-
Gus to her co-laborers, and generally
respected by them. She is in short. n
high-minded intelligent and respectable
working girl--than whom no one can
be found more worthy the appreciation
of her associate. And yet, she is not
recognized by Miss Impud nee" be.
cause "she's a working girl" We
would rather have that working girl for
companion through life, than our
would-be-great lady for day. The
one is to he loved, the other detested.--
This is no fancy sketch, drawn from
the imagination. 1t is true seen,
from everyday liie.-AiJaay Tran
script
The Rutland County herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1852-1855, 1854-04-14

catch him wearing he catch him MAX
ing a speculation Of bis all over the /
city. Oh. Mr. Darling. you are simple 4
To let yourself BE- made the calspaw by a 4
poor sneak ike Clarke; bat It's no use
Of my speaking. Mr. Darling; Il your (
two faced friend approves. Why don't
he abandon the razor 2 He admits
that he has not the requisite courage
Oh YES, Mr. Darling, sec. you have
the courage YOU are very brave you
are 10 become beard champion, war
ring with popular prejudice you are
quite a sampson.
by the WAY, that strong man was
shoru hy his wife, but you, Mr. Darling
are quite above female Influence. 'lon
will convert me'' Very like; ! am
very easily couvertcd--you can roll me
nround your finger. How can | get
over the physiological argument for the
beard the protection of the lungs 2
know this Mr.. Darling, people were FAR
stronger in the good old times when
they did not know they had lungs The
lungs. indeed There's n good one.
wonder what's to become Of woman's
lungs if beards are needed for their pro
iections Women who don't get hus-
bands to protect their lungs. ARE gcner-
ally supplied by nature with beard p
Tha, argument, Mr.. Darling, is very
far fetched. though there is some truth
in il; but | say, Mr.. Darling, you will
shave at any rate for u while, until
boards grow little more fashionable,
and then don't care how long you let
it grow. Suppose now. Mr.. Darling,
you had baby to chrisicn, how could
you rise up before The whole consrega-
tion like a Grand Turk 'You could
do il nic,ly?' Well, believe You
could but think Of my feelings. as the
whispering and tiuering would be going
on; you know they would have no hes
iiation in saying iha, your wife was tar
from particular. They might say the
same about their greatest grandmother
Eve, for certainly Adam wore his beard
you say. Well, Mr.. Darling, that is, no
doubt, true, but the fashions of the gar-
den of Eden would not exactly suit our
times. can tell You, Mr.. Darling, if
you don't shave, you will be seeing
your portrait in Punch some Of these
DAYS. That would not vex you. Punch
is like the rest Of us; its anything 10
earn crust with him; but he is not
vicious agains, the beard Well, If he
isn't am. so Mr.. Darling. you will
shave like other decent people, for |
know this, il boards are to become fash
ionable, they will do so without your
making martyr of yourself. How
would you ike to have my head shaved
to please popular prejudice 2 Well,
Mr.. Darling, ] see you are not inclined
to listen TO reason, so you will require
to make an effort to sleep with both
eyes wide open, for my minds made up
NIere Mr.. Darling fell into sound
slumber, and had strange dream about
sleeping with ,Josephus.)