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Lynchburg daily Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1852-1861, 1854-07-15
Gymnasiic Academy.

MR. HERNANDEZ propnses To establish, in
INI Lyncfmurg, u Gl MNASlUM, where all thu ex
rrcse- pertaining to the prot sson viii be 'Hught-
including practee upon HORIZONTAL AND FAR
AiLEL BfRS. ROPES. LADDERS. HORSE
DUMB BELLS, THROWING KNIVES, BOXING y
FENCING. He will niso have. in connection with the
GYM a>ium. u SHOOTING GALLERY.
II terms will be only FOUR DOLLARS per month ,
the school to commence suon sufficient number
of subscribers IRE obtained.
Mr. Hernandez calls all ention IL the oiowingr
menda ION from physicians OF he city. la developing
the muscles and promoting the general h ahh and ap-
pearance nothing compare to Gymnastics.
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THE und,. signed huviue had charge Of the above
" utks from t!.,f commencement. under the tune
pioprilor Mai. A Ellison Jr. asks lie say the
Rail Rond public that he has engaged with the present
Proprietor and will continue it manage merit hoping BY
is long experience in Rail road works ard
tenton to the work entrusted him, merit the ap
probation and liberal patronage oil tie public
A. NETTL ETON, Manaee,.
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Flour.

lust RECEIVED and or sale lot Of nice Flour
- in hngs, suitable for family
JUS 20 WILSON & FRANKLIN
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ENRESIS PEACNES.-Anmher supply of
L. FRI rPeache, just 10 hand and for sale 10y
JOHN II SEAN x c.
nf 70 Druggists
- WANTED So E2s3N Il A hau.e .l..a
@ be lot sinai l,nt,l ~l'ulu I'VE minutos walk OF
the Post Office. Enquire at this ofce lsp2S-,lts
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Tin Plate, Lead Pipe, &c

- = BOXES Tin PA q, Ia y / aud ID Son, 1c m
- . pig. Buck fn;7 JHu feel | ad iire
u inches-for sale by GEO. BAGBY.
Jun "a
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LNANk LESLIE'S GAZE TIE of Paris. I.,.i-
l. New York Fusliobs for Jul, '' N and
Magazine Of AT, =
Putnam Mag. Fl"
knickerbocker e
Blackwood's Mag. June
Mat +. Y ards Trial
ALSO Benton's 30 years in the L. s. SENATE
Received at MORSE'S Conn L,
July sff
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RECOMMENDATIONS

RECOMMENDATIONS.
The course Of instruction proaose by Mr. Hernandez
we'll cdlcu ated improve III heal and appearance
of those who may place themselves der hi. rare.
HA. GREY LATHAM,
ii. LATHAM,
THUS. J. BLACKFORD.
W OWENS,
WIN. S. NORRISS
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BOOKS, &c

HHlE1z NEW BOOKS for sumn,e, p
ZlW JUL received f'eading
tein leaves (seeond. series by Fanny Fern 'oh
Deserted Wife, BY Emma Sottlvo,d
Shannondaie, do, A.,
The Discarded Daughter, do. Il,
=. Curse of Clifton, dn. do
/" Painters Bride, by Caroline LII
Ealine, do "eHz,
year after Marriage, by Ar hur
Brile of the Wilderness, l,y Bennett
Cha Nor land,
The Lamp Lighter,
'ilgrim. 4 Walsnghsm b, Agnes Strickland
Life "A Adve lures If Country Melcbn.,
The Ma.,e' - H"us", tale Of Southern Life, b., I.
Household Words-Yu s and in No. - - Lfgan,
types ri Mankind, by Mott & Cliddon.
ALSO
larpef Godey. Graham, Peterson, Arh,r -.
Repository, fofJuIy, and ether boots, Too LaaI"'
mention. As 10
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IN READINESS.

|VNHE subscribers i'll have heir seni-aunus accounts
~ readiness iar presentati, by the Il of July
AlIilrl'ted nte expectei prompt in settlement
Aeton7t- Vhirh we're dne The d concern N y. Sharr
d Co ftc,ipe months "a unless seited that tim.
viii b" placed in the hands "f officer for collection
jun 30 !lURR rGHS SHAFER& co
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MECHANICAL.
LYNcHBURG MARBLE WORKS,
Adjoining Post Office.

WE hnse no. an bnnd the lafeest a-sort'nent u
w 6ni.6ed Marble " or, South Of Baltimo .. such
A. Amer. can and IL ian Marble Monuments, Tom s.
U..,d and Foot Sione, Mantle Piece. Lambs, Doves.
Firnitu- Marble, ze-. Ac &c
are also prepared to Innne L. afder all Kinds Of
NnrIe Won az Northern prices. with Dispatch, care
fu. boxed fee nf cor, aud Punrnntrei safe 10
an, distance Lettering g. 30 ots Per hundred. Call
and see or address line Ia
JNO. d. GADDESs,
IN, % "a IAnrhbuig.
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HeIrines and Mackarel.

IN WHOLE half bnrrel. New No. | Herring.
~ Il hbi tat No3 Ma barel,
In store an for sale ,y GEO BAGBY.
Jun "a
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V>HESE WORKS huve been set in operation /

VNHESE WORKS huve been set in operation iti
i MI the latest ImyooUcd Machinery for Wood and
II IN work. and upon scale conn ensuraie with the
y t,ts of the out and West. for Car construction
More than one hundred oil all description have
81 na at these work for the Virginia j. Tennessee
4, j Ruut.
President. and Engineers OF Rail. Roads respect
lilly nvi ID to bestow Their patronage, they may
" upon lowing their work finished in strict pianco
~ 4 IT. III pluns aud a~ings after tie
prove plans p Construction, st prices satisfactory
Southern HeaiI-AkOads
" limo longer be compelled 70 obtain der Cars from
tie h. subject to large expense and Ii-k of Trans
rortet,on. GEO. q. CURLE Proprietor
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Ney and Important Inyer.ion,


" DR.. JAS Bolton, of Richmond.
THE CALORIC HOT AIR FURAAtf
for Warming Churches, Public Buildings
Pirate Dwellings,.
4 HAVE morn left of these Furnaces, whicl 10
Il given entire satisfaction wherever used, and ha'W
10 Leave in few day, wish 10 dispose oil tbs '''
Any person wanting To wnrma Church, Factoryi IN''
Dwelling Store or Pui lie Hall with "A small hre, ca
get bargeinf immediate application be mode IL
JOSEPH FARRAR.
feb 6.dts at A. Simpso7''
DE4.UvEAN GUANO.-l have now sup
L. ofPeruvian Guam on hand, md viii continue
keep it during the year Farmers and planters
please call before buying. ..,.,,,,p
feb 25 dts (y) A, B. hUoNh',
1A1A TONS PEASTEs-On hand a
n EO being received. lao Tons Pla,teral o1'
which will he sold low for cash and ground ~ TUE
manner. We also manufacturing at ON S."i'
of seprri II improved CORN SHELTERS. lho''
want please give call. npo|
&C 1915 II. s WIIITTBMORE & BhO-
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' f.e-a. .oI safe sow .,
LEE & Co, Richmond.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-11-04
DON'T Stay Long.

"Don't stay long. husband, said a
Young wife lenderIy. in my presence one
evening, as her husband was preparing TO
90 ont. The words themselves were in
significant, but the look of melting fond
ness with which they were accompanied,
spoke volumes. 1t told all the whole,
vast depths of a woman's love-of her
happiness when with her husband--of
her grief when the light of his smile, the
source of all her joy, Oeamed not brightly
upon her.
Don't stay long, husband !" and | fam
cicd saw the loving, gentle wife, sitting
alone, anxiousiy counting the moments OF
her husbands absence; every few minutes
running to the door to see if he were in
SIGHT, and finding that he was not, tho't
could hear her exclaiming in disaPpoin-
ted tones, 'not yet-not yet"
Don't stay long, husband" And a
gain thought | could see the young wife,
rocking herself neryously in the great
armchair, and weeping as though her
heart would break, as her thoughtless
lord and master prolonged his way 10 a
wcar5ume length Of time.
Oh, you that have wives that say
"Dou't stay long" when YOU 60 forth,
think Of them kindly when you are ming
Inc in lhe busy hive of life, and Try, just
ll.le, to make their homes and hearts
happy, for they are gems too seldom
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-11-04
Hotel Affairs.

A gentleman away of in Arkansas, who
had been stopping alta cross-country tavern
about two weeks, writes TO a friend about
the mannerin which "hotel affairs" are
conducted. He says:
The regulations Of the house are writ
ten in a bold, round hand, and tackled on
to the door of each bedroom. The rules
are rigidIy enforced, and tie slightest
deviation is met with the penalty. Here
they are:
I.-GentIemen will black their boots
before leaving their rooms, or they will
not be admitted to table, without an extra
charge OF d bta meal.
2.-Genlemen going to bed with their
boots on will be fined a quarter for the
first offence, four bits fer the second and
turned out and sued for their board for the
lhlrd-the landlord holding Oh to tie plum
der.
3.-No person allowed to call twice for
the same dish, without paying an extra
bit.
4.-Gcnhemen not on hand at meal
times cannot come to the table, without
paving On extra Bit
5.--Any gentleman found going to the
ladies' rooms, will be fined five dollars,
and perhaps turned out if the case is ag-
gravau0g.
6.--AIl travellers are expected to treat
before leaving tie house--the landlord
holding on to The pIunder until he comes
out.
loud snoring not allowed, and a
fine Of bit for every offence.
s.-Country soap for washing given
free; bit week for town soap.
GA halGdime will be charged for the
privilege Of the back porch, on shady al
lernoons.
IO.--The landlord trusts that his boar
ders will observe the above rules, and say
nothing or the proper means will be Ia
ken to see that they do.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-11-04
Ocean Graves.

The seals the largest Of cemeteries and
its sIumberers sleep without monument.
All grave yards, in all other lands show
some symbol OF distinction between the
great and the small, the rich and the poor
but in he ocean cemetery the king and
The clown, the prince and the peasant are
/ all alike undislinguished. The same
waves roll over all, the same requiem sung
10y the mlnslreIsy of the ocean sings to
their donor. Over their remains the same
storm beats, and the same sun shines; and
there unmarked the weak and the power
luI, the pIumed and unhonored, will sleep
on, until awakened by the same trump,
when the sea will gave up lls dead.
thought of sailing over the sIumberIng but
devoted Goodman, who after brlel but
brilliant career, perished III the President
over the laughter-loving Power, who
went downin tie same iIl-lated vessel, we
NAV have passed. In that cGmelry sleeps
me pious and accomplished Fisher; but
where he and thousands Of others Oi the
noble spirits Of the earth lie, no one hul
God knowelh. No marble rises 10 point
out where their ashes are gathered, or
where the lovers Of The good or wise can
go 10 sned tears of sympathy. Who can
tell where lie the tens of thousands Of AZ
Jca's sons persisted IN the "middie pas
sage! ;" Yelthat cemetery haIh orna.
ments Of Jehovah. Never can | forget
my days and nights as | passed over tie
nobIest OF cemeteries without a sInglr
monument Giles.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-11-04
DisObedience TO Parents.

fin these davs of irreverence there is
any thing that is treated with very general
reverence, il is the wayward impulses and
pettish whims of children. Many par
enls of well informed minds instead OF
moulding their chiIlren's character, sub
NIT themselves TO be moulded by them'
and not unIrequen,Iy are they beaten out
of sound opinions; driven from respecta,
BILE and worthy old habits, and drawn
where neither good sense nor conscience
would 90 with them. Children thus rear
eG. des pise laws and speak evil OF dIgnI'
ties. Has not the season arrived when
there is a wide spread unwiAingness on
the part of the son to observe the mandates
of the father, or the daughter 10 be sway
ed By the gentle instructions or mld re-
proofs Of the interested mother. The
evil of which we here speak is greatly on
the increase, if we are not mistaken. Nc
marvel then, if evils both social and NOR
al, should also be on The increase. /
ihe counseIs of the aged and experienced
are to be disregarded by the young, anl
no bounds to be set to the impulses o
the rising generation, then may Parents
and guardians moraIize and eConomlse II
vain. Fashion and pleasure will be ii
the ascendcucy, neither the moral IN
lucnce OF the Pulpit, Press or Parents
will be able TO control it. The only rem
edv is to nip the evil in the bud. Let i
tie one of me first lessons taught TO chlI
dren TO honor father and mother, by
cheerful submission to all lawful com
mands.
ssParcntal training forms the common mind,
Just as the twig is bent The trees Inclined"
Gfddiel0wu Gem.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-11-04
4 man Among the Women.

A remarkable trial came oil lately III
Orange county, New York, wherein a
man named RlngLand was plaintiff, and
certain brethren Of the Methodist persua'
sion were defendants, The suit was IN
sttuted by the Plaintiff to recover DANA
yes from defendants Tor pitching SAID
Plaintiff out OF meeting. The facts were
these iK brief: Ringand, in company
with his wife, and another female friend,
went TO an evening prayer meeting at The
Methodist Church, at GardentOwn, and
took his seat in the rear of his wife and
friend. An ancient custom in that Church
lurbids males and females from setting TO-
gether during service, and soon it was
circulated through the congregation that
"a man was among the women. The
Plaintiff was requested TO go OH the 'man s
side bat remained sealed. One OF the
Tfustees-afer the Plaintiff had explain
ed that it was his wont to sit by his vile
consented that he might keep his seat,
provided he would behave himself and
keep quiet. O,her members, however
protested against such an inIIacllon Of
their time-honorcd rule, and Ave Of them
insisted that the Plaintiff must go on the
other side or 90 out Of Church. The
Plaintiff would not leave the women and
thereupon commcnced free fight. Two.
defendants each grasPed leg, and anoih-
er two each seized an arm, and another
carried The head. The Plaintiff squirmcd
and kicked, the defendants tugged and
pulled, the men and women got
thoroughly mixed up, the lights were ex-
the stove and pipe tumbIed
down, the plaintiff was carried out feet
foremost and the defendants were decreed
to pay @5l for an assault and battery.
But the man stuck to the women.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-11-04
C0rsets.

Corsets are beginning 20 make direluI
show in the milinary windows. Small
waists are exhibited in the streets by
pale, cadayerous, graveyard looking dar-
lngs, as if the contraction of the vital p0r-
tons Of the body indicated sense orP&iri-
elan origin. Fol several years past the
use Of curscts has been rcpuL!atcd much,
indeed, 10 the benefit, both moral and
physical, oCthe female population. 1t IS
TO be regretted that the Stiffness OF fashion
is now TO step in, and make our mothers
and future mothers the delight of doctors
and undertakers. Is the figure improved
by being pinched in at the waste Does
any one believe that such distortion OF the
frame will increase The matrimonial at
fractions No one bat a stupid lgnolam
us would admire such disiigurement-a
kind of yapid puppy, not fit to be trusted
alone in The streets. No later than yes
lerday we saw a sensible looking female
clerk, pinched up in corsels TO such an eX-
tent that she could not utter sentence ct
ten words without painful eXerlion. Htr
lungs must have been damaged beyond
cure If she remained IN that harness SIX
hours. Young woman ! il you desire
health. responsibility, and declining years
that will not make you nuisance, for
swear corsets. Ifyou wish TO keep your
clear complexion or 10 obtain one-lt you
are careful about a breath that shall nol he
offensive, abandon corSets. II you woNid
be acquainted with the most awful dlsea-
scs, such as make death welcome instead
of terrible. never girdle yourself with cor
sets. Ii is nobojy's business, you may
say, but your own. There's the mistake.
1t Is eveFybody's business TO prevent the
deterioration of the human race, and cor
sels are famous in that work. Avoid The
corseled feminine. gentle. wile-seeker, as
You would q pestilence. Make yourself
agreeable to stout waists and faces that
'ook as II hey were not galvanized into
existence.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-11-04
Early Maria ges.

Some people have got notion that old
Ben Franklin was opposed to early mar
riages, and an antagonist to the cradle
maker. Now this is all nonsense. The
old codger was just as easily affected by a
bunch of calico, as any Other sensauge
and sensible mortal. He fell in love win
peuicoat while munchiug a piece OF
gingerbread" in the streets OF PhiIa-
deipala, and som proved Ihat he went IN
Tor an increase Of lie census, by making
the AFORESAID pelucoal, and lis contents,
his palmer for lie. Whether he DID
much for the census, we don't know, as
we have no documents on lirat point, at
our hand. Let every Young man and
woman get married as soon as they can.
There is nothing like a nice piece Of cali
co to keep young man out Of the peni-
lenIiary ; while corduroy properly indul-
ged in, Will always secure the happiness
and glory OF 'tolber sex.-PhH. Ner.
Never sport or trile with religion.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-11-04
Southern Character.

The taic edi.ress Of The Yazoo (Missis-
sippD Whig,A Mrs. Preweu, ,herseiia Nor.h-
ern bonn lady, nob.y expresses the feel
ingS and yiudlc4tes the character Of the
South during her travels this summer
through the North. She writes 10 her
own paper:
My irst contact with an AboIilionst
occurred on the cars between Rochester
and Syracuse. At one OF Tue stations two
great saucy looking negro men came INTO
The ladies' car aud began cooking about for
seat. No one made place for them; but
those who had left their place walked back
10 them and stood guard over them. The
'coIored gentleman were not al all put
cat but kept walking up and down, look
ng for seats. Ny little boy said no mig
ger should sit by him. Some Of the pas
sengers laughed, but others looked awful
ly offended. \ white woman that was
sitting before me aud was almost as ugly
as Aunt Harriet Stowe, turned feyceIy
on the boy, and said : If the gentlemen
are colorcd they are as good as Y0u or
me' Madam ) said |, they are no doubt
as good as you and better, but they are
lot as good as nay child, and shall not
sit by him ifone could be annlhlated
by a look of contempt, should not be
writing this. When the cars stopped al
the next station, my interesting nelghbor
GOT up 10 leave, but determined not to
lose the opportunity OF dropping a word
in season to the poor benighled Southern
er, came up 10 me and said: You viii
lind when you come TO die, that it matters
not what is the color OF the face so that
the heart is white Madam, replied,
.;rold mother intended the face 10 be an
index to the heart, she made mistake in
not giving you black one
There is no sorrow for the honest soul
that lookelh up to God in perfect faith.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-11-04
The Lifetime Of Nan.

When the world was created, and all
creatures assembled 10 have their lifetime
appointed, the ass first advanced. and ask
Jed how long he would have to live ?
"Thirly years." said Nature, "will that
be agreeable to thee %
"Alas ~ answered he, cit is long
while Remember what weayisome
Iexistence will be mine; from morning Un-
Iii night shall have to bear heavy bur
dens, dragging heavy corn sacks to the
mill that others may eat bread, while |
Shall have no encouragement, nor be re-
frcsltcI by any thing bat blows and kicks.
Give me but a lorlion Of that time, !
pray ~.
Nature was moved with compassion and
presented but eighteen years.
The ass went away comCOrcG and the
dog came forward.
How long dost thou require to live 2"
asked Nature; ''lhirty years were too ma
~ for the ass, but wilt thou he conten'
with them 2"
sis it thy will should ;" replied the
dog; "think how much I shall have to run
about; my fee! wiInot last !or so long a
time. and when sinai! haze lost nv voice
jlor barking, and nv teeth fof biting, what
else shal! / be fit for but TO lie in lie cor.
ner and growl -
Nature thought be was right, and gave
him twelve years.
The ape then appeared.
Chou vii. doubtless willingly live the
thirty years." said Nature; Chou wrIr
not have to labor as The ass and the dog.
Life will be pleasant to thce.''
"Ah. no - cried lie $50 it NAV seem
10 others, but it will not be Should
pudding ever rain down | will have nc
spoon l shall play merry tricks, and
excite laughter by MY grimancos, and
then be rewarded with sour apple.
shalInut be able to endure 70: thirty years"
! Nature was gracious and he received
but ten.
AT last came man. he@5'hy SIiy ana S'1o"s'
ana is-tI aSNea the ~ measure o | MS ~, "'9 .
.tJ ~. 'I,I.y t, ,Vma"I ,;'a - ''I ova,od mar.
L ln S,'Ji L"n '','I L,,I, t. Lansa an5
;nIa1 ,iL Ii,a,' frn a on -" Loarh. r,Ion
,h '1',,eo ,.oo. H. oro ,nn;aJ ,n .Lo~t 80 hIonn
nd ,'.I t,o hooy Tbnm i;co sLaH saom to mo
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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-11-04
antqne aopcrnq Giroure Aoro 7
SIEPHEBDSTOWN JEFFERSON COUNTY, VAy SATURDAY N0RNN
A Funny Affair.


Several years ago man named Crabb
petiloned to the Legislature Of NIassa-
chusetts to change his name, because his
sweetheart refused to marry while ne was
called by so unIoved coenomen. He
was unsuccessful, and the parting inter-
view between him and his lady love was
sketched in the following sly Ie, which we
publish for the fun ofit:
I Some weeks ago we published the a.
tmusiNg conversation which occurred in
the Legislature, on the application of Isaac
Crabb to have his name changed to Harri-
son, for which his plea was, INC sound OF
his name associated so many offensive re-
collections Of crawling nature to his del
icale sweetheart, that she made 1t the
Ionly objection to matrimonial conneXlon
with him. On the reception cf Crabb's
will by the Senate, the New York Tran
script, with its peculiar tact Of turning eV-
crylhng laughabIe to good account, closes
the sad fate of the disappointed lover IN
grabbed tragjcomedv, thus
Now Ietus imagine for a moment, what
must be the sad sequel Of this ungaIan,
rejection. bIr. Isaac goes to visit his
dulcnea. Gle knocks at the door with q
trembling hand, and while he is waiting
for it 10 be opened, he fancies he hears
her say, If you're MIR. Harrison, come
inf you're Crabb, stay out! lie Is
presently admitted, and his mistress, with
doubtful expression of counenance,
saws, Am TO address you as Mr.. Harrl-
son, Or Mr.. -ach ! oh | cannot speak
the oGious name of Mr.. -
'Crabb, madam, my name is still Crabb;
I'm sorry TO say it Cor your sake and
mine. The Legislature has declined my
suit. But will you also, my duIclnea,
perseyere in denying it? VIII you-!'
'Don't slide up TO me. | can't bear
critter that goes sideways. Keep your
claws of me =
.Ah ! cruel shall never have the plea
sure Of calling you Mrs. Crabb shall no
young Crasbs climb upon our knees to
share our affections and our kisses 2
NO, I'll have no such critters polling
about me. I'm sure they must all be
married men or lncorrigibIe old bache-
iors.
Whatever they may be there's no hope
for them at all. But why should mere
name separate two persons whose hearts
are firmly united 2
ANY other name I could abide--but to
think of sleeping with A.
I'VE shall both be Crab5s together
Not by jug full. Haven't | told you
often enough
is that your ultimatum, then Must |
recede, then Must | retrogade Must
| advance backwards 2
Farewell, then, most lovely, cruel wo-
man! Farewell most unleeImg Legs
lature Farewell most unpreJudiced,
unleeing world Farewell all my JOYS
and delights of malrmony! inconunenl-
ly will drown myself. I'll make my
bed in deep water with my fellow Crabb !
Then all We lovers when We so
A fishing in the sea,
And Gud q CRA3B upon your book,
Then taink-O think Of me.
died because was q CRABB,
My love was GRABBED, too;
And yet she would not be a GRADE,
For all that could do.
An, GRABBED fate, above my bones
There rests no marble slab
! lie among the earth and stones,
poor forgotten CEAEB.