Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1854-10-13
rFrOm the Detroit Adverlise
poaniInl,a Yisitotn the Munaum.

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ties Thereto nn6eFtaning--knOw where the City
Hall is-dtlO Hospital hls9 Wlete The Aslol
fiouso IN generally oualel--can Tell the general
direction Of Mercer aud BoweTY streets from me
Crystal palaGe--nnd can at most times Of The dry
point out Trinity church WIN lolVIoDie degree o.
accuracy. Have been TO the Battery, for which
maid a shilling 10 the dInpidnte, liibrGnan WHO
attends the iron acknowledgements visited (Dyphr'
| ticulaE desiFe) The COCked'lNl shaped Saln'n
known as tlis ,tCy Hall Square saw the splell.
did fountain with It's synme Tlcnl Ousln hlleu WIN
golden fishes, (as | was cfediOlY ihloImtul---l
oOnld not exactly perceive Ihem myself " We .
midst of lie eeoQonI miniature loTeslsli (yet III lis
IinIonoy-pszaI with a,imirauon at the ancient
structure denominuled tbs City lall-- old TO have
been built Nv the Ruoisnl Cheeks, Of which have
not the slightest doubt, ns oil The avenues leal-
ling thereto was thTonged with modern Greeks
whose gensIal costume was not so clussloally COZ
rect as / could hive wshed-lOOked at the RlOTl'
Gus fountain which adoTns the Gentle oil The spa
cous lnwn--almired tile magnificent proportions
Of the vast forest trees Which rear llelT oy terms
ltheIen-qazed long aud earnestly at the gIltteIng
let mot quite SO lofty hs had been led to sup
pose) Of Tie magnificent fountain which enOel'sl''
es the pIinCHly gTounGS-lhen turned 10 LOOK ~
a circular edIiOe, which confess Ilu hoi sVnk1
me as being remarkable TOT Architectural beauty
hut which undoubtedly Is exceedingly useful
then turned 10 feast ny wondering dyes upon the
ldumond. glitleTing drops Of fountain NEAR ut
handj looked with much appreciation upon The
wide aud spacious avenues, ana the clearly BIaVell
I'd walks, and also alta fountain neHT ny, which |
think / have before menIlonedi surveyed tue
luther fine buildings near ut hand, which adOTn
aud beauUIy that triangular piece OF euIlhi aud
ever returned with constantly increasing gEalih'
cation 10 view beautiful lake III the centre thereof
from the midst Of which burst forth IN aqueous
glory tile waters OF fountain, sOon convinced
Ihh had seen my moneys worth, prepared 70
leaVe-cAstlng one longing lingering look DGhlnu'
Gas my friend l., &. q. Gray soYsl al The glorious
old caso ruin, tie hail and The pluvial BplendoEs
Of tile lounlHln. When out, but looking back,
perceived in tile splendid park had just lsn,
there rose, sin mysterious majesty" (vlde some.
bOdy,) the Jet Of a fountain Resolved TO return
aud have another look at the ivied and cTumblug
runS, and asn to inspect infinitely q fountain
which How perceived hard by.
Wishing 10 10 perfectly PoSlsd up, went 10
the posi- Office, (EVsning Post ofiiCe,) and obla"'
ed PAPER containing tile latest news Of tile day,
aud also list Uf entertainment for tile evening.
Wishing 10 see the Museum, Of Which hal read,
aud also to behold BaEnum Of whom had heard
some mention, in connection, think, with one
Thomas Thumb, and JOiCe Helh, ali nnllquatpd
and venerable lady, colOTed, (whO afterwards
diSd,) determined Instantly 10 visit that place
OF deleOiauon, "peIleCily regardless Of EXPENSE"
Arrived at the door, man demanded quntl5l, but,
like ByrOn'S CIeam, III had no further Ohunge,
was nSteSsilHled 10 get bill broker Onetel him
Wushtenaw, but that was TOO eaeCtualy broke u
suit his purpose. Got IN somehow, after lengthy
ldelay, and some internal profanity
Soon after my entrance young man, attEed In
a dress coat, huge Standing collar, md high
That, introduced himself o. "a. DamphOol, RsQ.,"
Ia gentleman OF leisure and man about town, Hav.
ling never before had any experience Of o claH OF
individuals WHO compose, l nn told, large pro.
norton Of the masculine population vi The city, |
en,iPacel the onDDFtunitV of making MP
acquaintance. He also presented his friend "AIT
Bull Dogge" and we thee then proceeded TO view
1.-The cuTiUsites; commenced with the double. bar.
relied niger baby, (Which Bull DOgge says Is an
lilegiIimals deVlD went on 10 tile RhinOceIoS
(who IS always provided with horn, BnEnun's
Temperance talk 10 Tie contrary, new eTlhelesS)-
the Happy Ramily-lhe twO'legged call, Dull
Do.ge says it is not the only one in lie litY,) a
red daIkey-a gteen Yankee DamphOOl IAys
that this latter individual is OIL lnpOssUlily, anu
could have only originated with BbInnln) WAX
figure of a tall man in blue coat, with star on
his breast, (DAmphool Says tits policeman. who
VOs found when he wOs wnnledi but Bull DoBge
says there was never was such peISon, anu that
tile whole thing is Gay iRble,) found by the pro-
gEunlmO that II 10 supposed 10 represent Louis Ma
lNOeOn; never knew before that lie had eye black
and one blue. Dull DOyge nsSers that u IL Tie
usual custom TO lIuYs one eye both black aud blue y
wax model Oi the RnilI0ad man Who Swtnuled Tile
communiIy, (now living on his money ana p'esl'
dent Of tile Foreign Mission Suciey lOT the sup
pIrSsiUn Of pilleTng OH tile Foo Foo lslundsO wax
figure Of the abandoned, diSSOute aud totally de-
PRAYED woman who filohed hall oal Of bread 10
give her hungry children, and who was very pop
eTly sent (u BlaCkwells Island for it also Of the
City Contractor VINO old Glenn tue Streets Saw
a multitude Of monkeys, slIeRkei face, black tuce,
hairy face, bald face, (Bull DUgge pEeieIs tie lat
lLTO with gIeRl assortment oil tails, differing IN
length and varying as 10 cUloE-long tails, short
tails, stump tails, ring tails, why us, curly tails,
tails interesting aud insinuRling, tails indignant
aud uncOmpEOmislIg, big tails, little tails, bob
tails, (Dalupl,ool suggests Robert nuITalves,l anu
no talls-(Bull DOgge says that some eaemnnte
decend MIS- Of this latter cluSS now promenade
Broadway, and hs SweaEs that they have greatly
degeneIaied in inlellieeRceO pictures, paddles,
pumpkins, carriages, COralS, lava boals, OulleI'
flieS, DOa cOnsihcloIs OTseces shslSi oars loaus'
snakes, lizards, beaB, birds, petIiliCHionS pulII'
fcatiUns, model TaiTonds, mode ChuTnS, model
gTidiTons, model artists, model babies, COckneys,
COckadeB COOkTOhOhes, cocktails, ScHpS, thomas
hawks, NOah'S HGk, Pngnmni's autographs, Otto
Gollscllnidl, who ought TO bs whipped, ought to
be shot, ought ~ be hung, ought 10 be burned in
Hn Auto de Re, chickens, ChEeseS, Goldfish, Shnnk-
hsS, mud lurtIes, aIliEnorS, mOoss, neEInads, hay
scales, scale amor, monsters, curiOSilts from hot
llerd-m, Amsterdam, BeaveId-m, Chow Sing,
Tehinsing, LinSng, Lansing, Sing Slug, cubebe,
cart wheels, mummies, heTo>, nOels, idOts' mani
acs, beneiuClOTS, Ila'elnclos, pumps, poEcuplnIS
and pill machines, oil mingled, mixed and con
gonieEaled, like q Connecticut ChoWdeT OF the
lew soup of the witches Of Macbeth
Up stairs at last, aud into an adOlsscent theatre,
chEiSlined lecture room, (DamphoOl says lly
known as the DeucOl's Theatre, aud that all his
rious namesakeS attend,) Saw Tie play laughed,
cried, snOrled, aud felt good all ovvE. Much
pleased at q bit Of fun originating in Jealous
fTemau, aud terminating in free fight.
| RfBInnn Aimee Rose. hig 9Wtelh0Tk, with
Joe, The haokmIan, got jealOus-pilcled into him
--Sun--thought Of Tom Hood, aud went Oh al
hAI.cock--Ihus--
Enter Rose with Joe--sees MoSe--MoSe beaus
Rose; Rose knows those beaux soes-JOe'S Uelli.
cose-so's MOse--hloss blows JOe'S nost-Joe's
blows nose Mose-Ross Ohs--MOse hoes Joe'S
IOws--JUe's blows chose MOse'S nose-'hlOse
shows JOe'S nose blows-Joe's nose grows rose
Nose knows Jo.'B nose shows those OlOws--JOe
goes--MOss crows.
P.S,--JOs being whipped, aud moreover being
The only innocent one IN the Whole fight, was nr-
rested Wy The Vigiunt and efficient police.
p. p. S.--DamphCUI says that Joe treated the
Emerald cOnseFyatorN of the public quiet, and Is