The Empire County argus., 1854-03-11
SIM ftantistu S0btriisFnttntr.
Reasons why & The MTnion," Eat at yvinn'
FOUNTAIN HEAD.
BY NED SMUI.


When the of human events it becomes necessary
that something's should be known as well as othss it is
but ordinary justice to tue good sense Of men to
TO- In courtesy to the million, it befooves to set
forth the following POINTS,:
l. Because in this world of seshness there are few who
understand COMFORTS and know how to appreciate
human wants, and it is peculiarly gratifying to Caon-
ever selecting personally The best prosons in the mar
kets Of the world to set before visitors at the FOUNTAIN
HEAD.
q Because every body finds the Fountain Head what
ever the most refined taste demands he ah requires
and is served at all hours promptly and attentvey by
of the most ateniye young men, who hasten up
ders from the kitchen if by elecroagn causing
all to feel far at home, than in other establishments
Of tottier pretensons.
3. Because thousands Of sick PERSONS after spending
large sums money for medical treatment have entirely
recovered their hcaths since eating regularly ut the Fou
tain Head than in all the science and drugs of the med
cal faculty
d. Because philosophers assert this important fact that
benevoence and kindness are diused and strengthened
among mankind in about the ratio that the digestive
organs properly cared for and safed hence the
why satisfaction sming radaes every ntenance
Of the million who take their meals Mt the Fountain Head
5. Because all the ladies in favor Of Wnn, owing
the fact that quite number Of the crustes bachelors
in CaCrn have been a9fensa their heorts t and been
matim0ny, after eating few weeks at the Fountain Head
6. Because six husbands who awully passionate
towards their betterhaves, known have undergone
radical change of disposition, since they commenced eat
ing at the Fountain Head and their delighted wives pos
itivey affirm that they lived happily az" lovingly
and supped at the Branch
Booejse ii is well known that many of the oldest in
bants, who have been married from five to fifteen years
without the least prospect of their being able to transmit
their down through their postery, may be
rejoicing amid loving family with JOY unspeakabc Seek
you The othis and is ascrbed alone to their change
of living, and partakng of the nygorang dishes Of the
Fountain lead.
s. Because all tho old Californians who have eaten
regularly at Wnns Fountain Head, become satisfied to
live in California wishing not to return and remain in the
older states, but agree with the Fountain Head policy that
g., I-nttli ~
tending the of health and happiness to the millions in
this state.
g. Because numbers who have heretofore thought they
could not eat their meals without alchohoc mixture
beside them have been led to discover the folly of putting
such poison into the stomach and wisely continue their yis
present themselves whereby men lued into vice and
consequent crime.
TO- Because all the world and the rest of mankind
after eating ofhe California Buckwheut Cakes swim
ming in Wmns patent golden syIrp, and the warm bread
and rolls and biscuit made of California extra superne
the Fountain Head surprising in quality the far famed Gal
lego and liaxall brands, they seek no further; because
they become younger the years roll and grow
sleek and good natured as the Alderman Of the land.
These ten reasons, and ninety others equally good and
substantial that might be given, satisfy Tie longing appe
ttes of the million far better than painted sepulcre pied
up like Babel to the very heavens.
6 Meath which drug'd liquors fill the bar,
To make men reel, all maddened there"
For the faithful performance of the principles set forth
in the above declarations there pledged the atest ten
derost Beef Veal and Mutton the freshest vegetables and
made anywhere between the Arctic Ocean and the jump
ing of place; all Of which the public may enjoy. So
mOteit be.
San Francisco Nov. 26, 1853. 3m