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New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-04-15
THE STEAMERS AMERICA AND CANADA

TIE America sailed at II o'clock this morning Tor Dos
Ton where she viii b. due about o'clock on SATURDAY
night
The Canada from Boston arrived here at y O'Clock hs
morning, and sailed again shortly after for Liverpool
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-04-15
WHOLESALE Book AND STATIONERY HOUSE

On the Cash Plan.
MASON BROTHERS, No d Yart-row,
Aston NewYOrk Offer extensive sno conf
STOCK OF Books STATIONERY. for Cssh only.
The amount Of line pDrchased by Country M
usually quite small compared with their Dry Goods Hard
Bills and this ccu instance absolutely com
Jobbers In the Book business who sell or time TO get larger
profits order up the Losses and
sery invoked in credit busnes. smaN We have
adored oul business plan of Small Proi Unyryng PceS
Terms Cash invite Merchants call
judge th nseys the saving they can make Ii buying Tor
Cash is worth While .
Bpe the sole publishers number ofthe leading snd
most extensively selling School Books IN the country well
works in other departments facilities are Unsurpassed
location and easily found Stand on the Aston
and look the OF the Park and yo oanno
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-04-15
RIcH AND Poor;

Or Ph.srs N lxss,c.s Ltsr
Iss s1 oa having eosy e1hsa.sd
" hour sunday morn ns ss and me sppiS @
additional 'n'' Tvs SUNDAY CoURuz,
..p, seven truly brilliant and orsin 'o whieh
vii sppss the next ~us Secure it 'oon Is - not 'ppsN
IN sSs !or THE COURIER will contain foil and dOepI a.
f'etirs account Of ne WILD AND Sicily DvrL
h al e eo-rs:ponssnce yn, ssd d09 p era Se
Borreioault- Black sail and The Herald
The Nations, Academy Of Dssin. a.
y.York Ms1ufsetoies Straw GooSs
The ssek Of Chestnut Fig Of April isma
TBE CouEER sold BY al the News Agents tA'ush'a' me
0aee Of poblics;iop No IS sPruee.t % fo9r
DR. HOOFLANDs CELEBRATED GERMAN BITTERs'
Prepared b5 JACKSON No 10 Arsh It, Philsdsph PHI.
or EeIos DeBy Dssss Of the Kidness al anI
from Lyr o, s sos 81 or ss Ss
Heartburn FoOd Funes and WEIGHT the 5tonse
swnmtg Of The aesd Hurried md Deu Breathing Paeras
the Heat CHOKING o. sg.eeii1S ssraon: ~tsn svsr
Dr Pain the Head Deficiency Interpolation o. ne
Painin the Back Chest Limbs &c ss1aen 49,
o. Heat surnips II the Flesh, Consso Of E' ~
Vos Se~YorL BY Bk SANDS No 100 Fuoast cor
ner William ana RING eornerOf Johnsi sn4 Sfoaa"@y
end by dealers Of med sine eveIywhere
PRESIDENT PIERCE's SALARY.-PresidentP Pierce IS
Of the few who has had 10 occasion 70 spena a. M ~ ~
$500 He has saved Just 900 during ~. o. "a
1 s.ssps save and about
for . So S o, s,d sg,2 pa 'S' ssDs wSo Assu
v CLIcEErER 4 co BEDDING Co, boston, Propret's
The Lady who called at our Office yesterday, IS re-
op,d 20 cal sg.D a. We wish her 70 he able
o people hat brought that box Of ssY1S
sers relieved us OF very ere 99gg ~ -"
hours lDsiJ
Sold By C. V cLIoEESLR Co, 10 81 BArelsyst, Genera
Agents for New York and vicinity
SIMULTANEOUS, THE DESTROYER or THE HU
sas RACE The discovery OF Dr. JN HCBEssAcE Of Philadelphia
dp guhed byssn who spent IS years OF hrd study sna up
% before be discovered the cause Of diseases
al Of the Utmost Importance 70
the community The Doctor the people that Dieenth
by Worms and that in cases OF p NOR
ten examination death that - Of them are literally awe
With b.mt nsd drove og Of the system IN tine by
Worm Syrup before causing other diseases t~o
tlir|s Of them would still have been alive
LG's sumner pas, ne'er retsros, II is said,
may the heart bot 1t may 70 the head
For example, the gray head of age may become IN
one short sitting black brown in youth BY the agency Of
CpsTADoRo Excelsior Dye. M,de solo sno privately applied
No 6 Astor House
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-04-15

ELLA WESTwORTH's JOURNAL. Under tais
tile We noticed some time since paper started in
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-04-15
Netp-1lprls Daily GrioH3Ie.
SATURDAY, APRIL 10, 1854.
The Tribune for Europe.

Aovemouts The Tribune of Monday to he SEMI in
before O'Clock Saturday evening.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-04-15

STOP THIEF is the cry Of the Culprlt 10 divert the
pob msdeeds whh lstr ted In tie advertise
men suit pending against for infringing
johnson Ne have suits try the news
r,rers beievns method OF sleDcng Is 10
meet them in court whenever dare cite appear II any
ere s.euE certified OF the hcrey johnson pa
'-' N' A.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-04-15

Lifss sumner past ne'er retsros, II y said
IL may OF the heart but 1t may 70 the head
For example, the gray head of age may become IN
or short sitting black brown in youth BY the agency Of
Excelsior Dye Mide soiG sno privately applied st
n, & ssfnr
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-04-15

BACBIIOR's HAIR DYE is still the leading article,
by all the best Dye Tot perfectly cooTnr
the applied Tens of thousands in all parso
only reliable Dye known. sold at
No Broad
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-04-15
81 600 REwARD.-CA UTION-SEwING MACHINES
SAVING MACHINES The records Of the q : Pat

SEWING MACHINES The records ct the u. ; rat
ept proye that the pstsut eoy @ n Mac n- was
ESQ IN 1912 fs' Patent has been
sssDed the peculiar Needle used 10 ali nf Nc.
ehn,s Es Hove Jr II the y Circuit
Court said Patent The whole combination OF
Her Licenses various Patent rights
ard no Sewing be made hou violating ou
Pstens We have commenced prosecuting al nIirgef Let ne
of touchin the spurious Boston Naeues About TIE
ht 10 the new admirable Single TneEdd Machine. sold BY
me- tbf re coutrcversy. n SINGER Co M 81 BTod"sy
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-04-15

5000 Gold bOrdered and Transparent Window Shades
Wholesale and retail graf w JSSKS Windov
Shade Paper Hanging ADD Curtain Emporium Nos 49, a9d i
Pesrl<t four from Chahamst Also Lac Musn and
Dsmask Cuans Conce Bands Pins Loop no ders Dapey
T.seis Bluff and White Linens Table OieloIh Competition
defsd Ca nd examine
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-04-15
stuINC NAcUNFS.-Tbe WHRRLER & W }

Manufacturing Compsry removed their office and warefoom,
a. No SIS ell others Interest
IN ,b time and ayiDs Sewing Machine respectfully in
yird 10 snd careful EXAMINATION satisfy themselves Of The
et variety be done Machine than
apy her, tofore offered 10 the public
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-04-15

GREENWlCH-ST-Ibls street is one OF the llyellest
and bkest In the cry Mr. JoHs GREAsoN at No M keeps
Window Shades In the
city Keeps both Ensh and French and supplies
Band. Tssse COrne lace and Curtains and a. the
eeerss he sable and floor Oil Cloths Of auf
and Of 81 styles All ueed Of Of hsse articles sh0gd
siye i'm call a. he only asss small
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-04-15

CaAsLEs fsvIrG, Secretary
.nnrk EHh u ia
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-04-15

SPLENDID CABINET EURNITURE.-1he undersigned
inform sds aud patrons that they
sl found the stand No sSB Pear sth
usve Of fine Furniture Rosewood ana MAHOGANY Wei
shoasbly which invite attention Sofa
beds Nth al The modern improvements r L. HOWE.
WORLDS FAIR PREMIUM PIANO-FORTEs The
hscers to whom three Prize Msdsls awarded ct hs
Worlds Fair for best Psn Fortss wead invite the attention OF
of =
e among the es Pspr Macbe and deliberately
Pianos exhibited the Crystal Palace ell OF which
are offered sole prices which fail 70 suit
GKoyEsrKEN a TgUsLow. No SIS Broadway
- .k.l.. uos.f
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-04-15

PIANOs.-T GILBERT & Co.'S Worlds Fair first
,eIuu Pianos with or he Kolian and With the ose
trsea circular scales Otbers b0ndor fian
Hallet Cumsie Pianos of the old sb soed urn Of hGet
Go Horace PAnoe and those Of other makers a. who
snle or retail factory prices Secondhsnd slos em 500
slD HORACE WATERS Ma. IS Broadway.
REMOyAL-BoYD & PAUL, Wholesale Druggists
have from No a. Cor the marble No l4J
Ch.b,T nearly opposite the Hudson River Railroad Dept
hsre he are heir increased fac es supply
those wishing goods in the drug me the short
. ~ notice and On the n reasonable terms.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21
popcrOrpo0 to @enraI 1necnr, Ctcrourt 4oroip Agrut
Do Ladies Wear Bonnets ?

Such is the query of The Philadelphia
Bulletin. which goes on to say:
1T has really become question of Sc
riouS doubt whether modern ladies' wear
bunnets or not. A late newspaper actual
is decides the issue IN the negative, Gy
maintaining that the part of iady'S head
which >u-talns what i called bonnet. Is
absolutely nothing; and thar, as nothing can
come from nothing, nothing can sustain
nothing. Pmch, in one of his last mum
bers implies similar conviction. That
veracious journal represents lady, prom
cnading with chin erect, and totally uncon-
scious of being barrheadpd. though what
is apparently a fashionable bonnet has just
fallen from her. II used to be thought
that what ROYALTY sets lis fee against soon
ceased to be in vogue. Bot nolwIthstan-
ding that . reen Victoria, so long as last
summer, pronounced for bOnnets as are
bUnnels, and against the non deSCrlPtS al
present worn Us substitutes, the bonnet
Slll constitutes stranger to the female
toilet, its place being supplied by the Lii
Iipuiian affair perched ON the back OF the
head, which, Cor several mouths, has de-
lhronpd lhr real bonnet. On The whole,
We inrHne 10 think with PIHCh, and 10 re-
card the bonnet as an extinct idea. The
ladies'. bless them, cannot carry the fash.
ION iur bonnrtS any further IN lis present
dIrerrIun, unless thev catch a bit of moon
-I,,a and ,va.r ~ ,,u Inc Inn nG their com rs
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21
Employment.

God pity the man who has nothing to
dn ldirness is mother Of more misery
and crime than all other causes ever
rboughl of or dreamed of, by the pro-
fouudesl thinker or the widest lheorsl.
The idea that labor-manual Iabor--is
slegradlng, is not only foolish, but wick.
ed Too proud 10 work ! Strange pride
Beuer do anything than nothing. Labor
IS rhe basis of wealth, Of science, Of art ;
of everything which gives comfart TO the
physical, aud dlgnit5 to the spiritual, life
Of man. Too proud to work
The devil is always most busy with
hose who are most Idle. If they don t
work, he will :
mind uucuIlivaed will run TO waste.
as sure as "A neglected. garden will be full
Of weeds and cropIes. The physical Or
gauzariOn requires action, work, or it
viii be eHrmiuale and powrrIe>s. lie
who can Iifr bat twenty pounds to-day,
by pracrlre and temperate use OF the
physical organs, may by and by aslonsh
the world with his Ilercuean periorman-
ces.
Look at the young man who has no
steady employment, Of any kind. See
the bad habits thalare by degrees growing
upon him. Watch his progress IN dlssl-
parlol and his end IN crime. And should
ne have courage and strength sufficient
IcG, after years Of in@oIence, to break
way from the degrading habit, how much
of precious lime will he have lost How
much will he long to live over the wasted
hours and yrars--so lhaI he might better
improve them.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21
AGENTS FOR THE REGISTER.

VB. PALMER, the American NewspaperAgent,
Is the only aGthor:ed .Igent for this paper, il the
cities Of Boston, New York and Philadelphia
and is duly empowered to take advertisements
and subscriptions at the rates as required by US.
His receipts will be regarded as payments rs
Offices Boston, ,ScoIay's Binding; .Nttr York,
Tribune Buildings; Pk!ladciphis n. w. corner
Third and Chestnut streets.
wv. TnoMPso~, No. 6. Carroll Hall. is our
only authorized Ageu, in the city of BGIimore,
for advertisements and subscriptions 10 the Re-
GIsrER" His receipts therefor will he good.
=. \. WILLIAMS, is an authorized Agent
for this paper. II receive advertisements aud
subscriptions aud receipt for the same.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21
TERMS OF THE REGISTER

The SHEFHERpsrswN REGISTER" is pub
li,hed weekly at - year, to be paid in advance
or within the expiration of three months. Sin
gle c1pIc, 6. cents.
ADVERTISEMENTS of one square or less, so
cents for The first Insertion and 25 cents for each
insertion thereatter-largcr ones in the same
PrpportIon. Advertisements not marked for any
specified time are continued till forbid and charg-
ed accordingly \ deduction made to those who
advertise by the year,
Jos PENTrNG executed with ncatness and de-
sPatch, aai on reasonable terms.
letters Dr Con nuairatious 10 the Editor up
on Which there : postage. unless they contain
IN pIey, 81 aid be- postpaid u insure attention.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21
The Wreck of the Moselie.

! The Newport, II. l., Mercury says, al
awful scene was Witnessed ibis morning
by Seth =. Baleman, Esq, from til,
shore Of his farm. The particulars as W,
( learn Them from him are as follows:
Al about day llghl he discovered d schOo
ner between BrenIon's Rect and the smai
reef, wa,er-logged, and at the mercy OF The
SEA, which was making clear breach
over her. The crew, four in number
were in the rigging. lie Immediately
sent man to town for aid. and then pro.
ceeded to the beach, and made signs II
unfortunate men that they were seen. Al
that lime the schooner had struck the rocks
| and turned over on her beam-ends. The
crew had descended from the rigging, and
were eudeayorIng by braclng against Ihe
quarter deck, 10 retain their poslu"n.
This they we've enabled TO DO uuUI tmee
heavy seas rolled in and dashed her
against The rocks heavily. and in a mo-
menl she was broken into fragments. The
men were thrown into the water, and
there caughs al the fragments, and all but
one succeeded in getting back 10 The re-
mains q: the quarter deck. The one still
III Ihe water had piece of plank, and he
pushed / The shore, where Mr.. Bateman
Stood as far out as prudent, encouraging
hlm by words.
Several mmeS the swimmer WAS near
to the shore, and once caught hold OF the
pole extended to h.m. buI he was wash d
back again, until finally, seized by Cramp
probably, he threw up his hands and
went down within thirty feet of the shore.
Two others were near Together ON HE
>pars, when one, losing his hold, CaugiI'
by The other, who tried ro disengagr han
Ntm down. The fourth had fearful
struggle wuh death. lie was "n lhe
>psr, aud was repeatedly washed of. hu,
mautgrd tn get on agnln, bruised, crush
ed as lut fragments wrCe washed - lu~t
hIm, aud MI. Ba:pman r"u,d II ar hIm
gruan a. he received niow alter h,"W. boz
no and could br extended IL hIn!. and
finally his strength failed aud hr shared
The fate of his companions. The S'urc
is >lrewn with the remains "f the wreck.
and from these We shall ProbabI! learn the
name OF he vessel.
Willie lhe schooner was knocking a
houl, The crew in the rigging. schooner
passed the head of the rect ON her Wv
up. but no notice was taken "t those IN
distress. Could all hands have been ss
!pep close in ON dangerous reef! And
i've nav well ak whal were they a out
on board the Lrght Ship! A sm Il boat
coald easily have saved these unfortunate
men. We hope some inquiry will he ~
slmled by tie public. The captain l.
ashore grea' part "f the time.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21
SAPPII GT0B' 5 HOTE ! .
Charlesto,cn. Jcttrson County 10.

Charlestotcn, Jcttrson County 10.
THIS large and very commodlous THREE
| STORY BRICK HOTEL, situated il
the centre and business part Of the town
is now among the most attractive and de-
sirable resting places in the great Valley
of Virginia,
The Injuries ofthe TABLE of this es-
tabIishmenl, are surpassed by none, and
lhe BAR is at all times supplied with a
choice selection of superior Wines and
Liquors.
Several large ParIors and airy Cham
bers have been added since last year.
A SpIendid YeIlow-M"unted Coach AT
tends the ChaIleStown b pot, upon the
ARRIVAL If the CarS, which will convey
visitors to the Hotel, free of charge. Per
sons wishing to be conve ed 10 other
parts Of the town, will pay a reasonable
compensation.
Saddle aud Harness Horses, Carriages,
Ruggies. and careful Drivers always rea.
DIV for the accommodation rf visitors.
GEO. w. SAPPINGTON,
Proprietor.
November %, 1853. l-ly
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21

Love LETTER FROM TAILOR TO A
MANTuA MAKER.--RemnanI ofny hopes:
May be ripped from the borders OF your
esteem, and never be buuoned to the loop
of your kindness, but am strongly
seemed to the hem Of your beauty. May
| never lose a thimbIe foil of your favor,
but YOU have 50 enlangIed the thread OF
my undrr,landlng that am stark mad TO
he vuur . Oh bodklus am
surely yours, every slrch Of ne. Wher-
ever YOU 90, you are my noru, and my
needle follows you; bIunt not, therefore,
the point of my endeavors, bat let me
basre myseliro your kindness, that may
set The ugh,er 10 your affections. love
YOU beyond measure, bat yet II IS 50 hard
to cabbage one sweet look from you that
| am almost despaireJ Of having enough
TO finish my suit Pray put favorable
on This, ana for the same
shall always sit cross-legged for your sake
being my dearest hule Aouncer, yours,
T..
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21

A gentleman finding hl> servant in'oxlca-
ted. said: "Whal! q unk again, sam!
srolded YOU for being drunk IasInlghr. and
here Won are drunk again. NO n'a>sa,
replied Sap; same dunk same drunk,
massa."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21
CG03GB :90B!Z.'.hl 4 Z,
From Graham's Magazine.
TIE VOICE Of AUTUMN.
BY w. c. gKTAST.

By W. C. EKTAHT.
There comes, from yonder height,
a soft repin'ng sound,
Where forest leaves are bright,
Aud fall like fakes Of light
To the ground.
Ii is the autumn breeze,
That lightly floating on,
Just SKINS the weedy leas,
Just sirs the glowing trees,
And is gone.
He means by sedgy brook,
And visits with sigh
The last pale flowers that look,
From out their sunny nook,
At the sky.
Ger shouting children flies
That light October wind,
And, kissing cheeks anL eyes,
He leaves their merry crles
Far behind.
And wanders OF. to make
That soft uneasy sound
By distant wood aud lake,
Where distant fountains break
From the ggouad.
No bower where madens dwell
Can win moments stay;
Nor fair unlrodden dell;
lie sweeps HE upland swell,
Aud away?
Mourn'st thou Thy homeless state,
Oh soft, replning wind?
That cary seek'>t and late
The rest II is thy tate
Not 10 find?
Not on the mountains breast,
Not on The oceans shore,
In all tie East and " est
The wind that stops to rest
Is 10 more.
By valleys, woods, and springs,
No wonder thou should'st grieve
For all the glorious things
Thou TOUGHEST with thy wings
And must leave.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21

II yon wish 10 be happy, keep busy
Idleness is harder work Than PIoughlng, a
great deal. There is no more fun IN swea-
ring an hour than there is in yawnlng a
cPnInTY.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21
THROTGTBY EXPRESS d.
-uIs !, To CERTIFY THAT
THR M2ILlII MIlTAlG lLN.ME.T


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c'cm3H OI ''uH'"9 - y" A-NP'NsS
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We take 2teai pleasure III ,,,l
-NsI'c"s 'N'|a'% L'".''."' 10 go Va 0N' ''o'''
aud customers as '"e oes' af,I'le We I@'c e'o'
used ''T sores SP'a'n', "t u" hIs III l'o' .,
Nc nave uSet j cN',"NNe.H' al" 81" - CIV
tHa'tN. Some o! our men nave uStU Il io' '
hFu'>'' ana sores. as "',' d S,.r''
"NI '"'E "'' say 1t 'y'o i'>e - ii o'' o''.y
say '.1' we "''' '.'.i'''! Wv 0'0 VI
any r'"JT Ll"Iutht. ,,.,-,-,
=, IIE', ,,,,'l. :. = ! o,Gtna" io'
'iIhfIl, ~ IN Il ES> I -, ~ " an s"C0''
H'IE.NJEN hhFh'.>o. "a broaU"dy'
PLLLE,N. IEhiL q 80 ;, 10 wan Suee''
UELLS, EiK"o y cos, 10 Wall street
Having used the Mustang LlEUn,m IN my fam
ily for several severe cases OF hard Jumps ard
swelliugs, cheerluliy give my certificate TO lis
excellent effects. My daughter had q hard
lump, the SIZE OF hens egg upon her wrist l'r
wear told her to rub it with the L.mimenl,
and q few applications entirely removed il. |
have also used The Imminent for Scvofulous
TumOrs, or swelll0~s III the throat Of long stand
ing. on two Of my servants, and it removed them
both in a short time. | consider them all re-
markab.e cures, and recommend the Mustang
Lmimeut as the best article ever used.
JESSE L HOPKINS,
Proprietor of Hopkins Hotel
Liberty, Va, June 50th, 1853.
MoRG>NToN, y c., June 30th, 1858.
DR. 4 G BRAGG \ Col feel 1t my duty to
those of my fellow beings who are afflicted as |
have been, to add ms testimony to the wonder
ful effects Of your Mustang Liuimsnt | was
severely attacked IN December last with Rheu-
matism in its worst form, suffering night and
day with excrucialns pain for SIX montts 5, be-
ing for the whole time unable to walk or even
sre0. Nv ri.hi ley was 50 contracted and drawn
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21

AGREEING WITH IER.-A clergyman,
Who was bu Of humorl>l, once took
tea with lady of his parish, who Prlded
herself much upon her nice bread, and
was also addicted to the common trick Ol
depreciating her viands 10 her guests.
As she passed the nice warm biscuit TO
The reverend gentleman, she said
"They are not very good; am almost
ashamed to offer them"
The minister took one, looked at il
rather duhiou>ly, and replied -
"Tney are NOT so good a. they might
be :"
The plate was instantly Withdrawn,
and with heightened color the lady ex-
claimed -
"They are good enough for yovr'
Nothing further was said about The bis
ruIt.
II there are any persons who do not
take the Rs2iyfsr, lyl them read the fol-
loving aud lIrn reflect:
Bres,hes there a man with soul 50 dead,
Wno never to himself hath sad
Ivil a family paper take,
Do,h or IL! O@n and chiJren's sake
L ch 'here be let him repent,
And h.se ne p,P,r 10 hin sent;
Ard & he'J pa, hofi! winter,
lie IN advance should pay he printer
"What are YOU doing rhe'e Jane =
why, pa I'm gplng TO dye ny ca!'I :
pinafore red
But wha, have you to dye il with =
Beer, pa
Beer! Who on earth told YOU tiar
beer would dye red -
WHY, ma said yesterday that il WAS
beer tat made your nose 50 red, and
thought that -.
Here, Susan, take this child to bed
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21

\ cold mutton dinner : better than
none; but vile thai cons ldereIh well VIII
avoid II.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21

A thief who lately broke open gro-
GERS warehouse, exruses himstIi on Ihe
plea lhal he merely went there TO take Tea.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21

BIZ Snonks say-, "if al me worlds a
stage. women wsg the tongue and guide
The vehi"le.''
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21

Why i a lodging on the gronnd floor
ike JegroLliiOn Because lis a-bsse-
uent.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21

a rich mans foolish sayings P,ss fos
wise Oaes.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21

Vows made IN storns are forgotten in
Gains.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21

Love snd jcslOu'y go hand in hsaa-
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-01-21

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