Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-01-25
GRAND HAVEN MICHIGAN WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 25.


of dust in the distance high above it waved
whip lash, and we said Boston" cometh, and his
driving is like that of Jehu the son of Nmshi, for
he driveth furiousy f'eh 'h
Calmly we seated ourself in the arm chair and
continued our labors Anon step, a heavy
step, was heard upon the stairs, and Boston"
stood before us. IL shape and gesture proudly
eminent, he stood like tower; but his face,
deep scars of thunder had entrenched, and care
sat on his faded cheek but under brows of
dauntless courage and considerate pride waiting
revenge. We rose, and with an unfaltering
voice said" Well Judge, how do you do" He
made no reply, but commenced taking off his
coat. We removed ours, also our cravat pm
81 X
The sixth and last round is described by the
pressman and compositors as having been fear
fully scientific. We had "Boston" down over
the press by our nose (Which we had inserted be-
tween his teeth for that purpose,) and while our
hair was employed in holding one of his hands,
we held the other in our left, and with the
|" sleeps foot" brandished above our head, shout
ed to him to say /" Waldo" Neyer-he gasp
cd
Oh my Bg-er he would have muttered,
But that he dried up ere the word was uttered.
At this moment we discovered that we had
been laboring under a misunderstanding, and
through the amcable Intervention Of the press
man, who thrust roller between our faces
(Which gave the whole affair very different
complexion) the matter was finally settled on
the most friendly terms, and without prejudice
to the honor of either party. We write this
while sitting without any clothing except our
left stocking, and the rim Of our hat encrcling
our neck like ruff Of the Elizabethan era-that
article of dress having been Knocked over our
head at an early stage of the proceedings and
the crown subsequently, torn off; while the
Judge is soppng his eyes with cold water in the
next room; small boy standing beside the suf.
ferer with a basin aud glancing with interest
over the advertisements iD the second page of
the San Diego Herald, fair copy of which was
struck off upon the back Of his shirt at the time
we held him over the press.
We commend the following to the attention
of our young country friends. There is whole
some counsel in it.
"WANTED.-A young man of industry. abili-
ty, and integrity" &c, &c.
This meets our eve daily, in the column of
"Wants," and it is true as the Pentateuch.-
Wanted. Of course they are-altoays wanted.
The market can never be overstocked they will
always be called for, and never be quoted dull, "
or "no SALE" Wanted for thinkers wanted
for workers-in the mart, on the main, in the
field and the forest. Tools are lying idle for
want of young man; pen is waiting to be
nibbled; tree to be feed; plow to be guided
a village to be founded; and school to be in
structed. aot,a
They talk about staples and great staples
Honest, industrious, able young men are the
great staples in this world of ours. Young man
you are wanted but not for doctor. No, MOI
a lawyer. There ere enough of them for this
generation, and one or two TO spare. Don't
study "a profession" unless ii be the profession
of brick-laying, or farming, or some other of the
manual professions. Don't measure tape if you
can help it, It's honorable and honest, and all
that, but then you can do better OF ali things
don't rob the women, It's their prerogatve to
handle silks and aces, tape and thread. Put on
your hat, then, like man, don an apron, and &C
out doors. Get a good glow on your cheek
the jewelry of toll upon your brow, and good
set of we-developed muscles. We would GO
if we could, but then we were young, longer
ago than we like to think, and you know, wher
ones old, he can't"
| Besides, if you become Doctor you'll have
to wait" because you haven't experience,
says an old practitioner; "because you are toe
| youuSs oiy tHc WOincI. IL you are Il law
yer, and likely to rise, they'll put a weight OF
your head, a la Swiss, to keep you under, or, j
you make Il good argument, some old opponent
as gray as a rat, will kick it all over, by some
taunt or other, because you were not born il
the year one. And so it will 60, until you grow
tired and soured, and wish you had been tink
er, perhaps san immortal" one, or anything bu
just what you are.
BE farmer, and your troubles are over, o
rather, they don't begin. You own what yol
stand on, from the centre of the earth," as the,
used to say, "up to the sky" you are ndepend
ent all day, and tired, not weary at night. Th'
more neighbors you have, and the better farmer
they are, the more and the better for you.
There's one thing more, young man. Yor
are wanted. A young aoon,an wants you. Don
forget her, No matter if you are poor. Dom
wait to be rich. If you do, ten to one if yo'
are ft to be married at all, to anybody that's f
to be married Marry while you are young an,
struggle up together, lest in the years to come
somebody shall advertise "Young men wanted,
and none to be bad. N. Y. Tribune.
The remains of Pulaski have been disinterre
at Savannah, preparatory to the erection of
monument There seems but little doubt of tn
identity of the remains, which consist of a cou
plete skeleton, for the skull shows the woun
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