Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1854-10-05
From tho Detroit Advertiser, Sept. 20!
DoeHtiok Goes TO Church IN New YoY
SryrNTy HuNDRED Am ONE, MARROW sT.

SEgESTY HuNDRgD AEn ONE, NARRow ST,
Having seen The Opefaa illl9dsleslalon, the
Theatres with appIobatlOn, Ggutge UliIlsly Witlll
oaohinaton, and No 2 Dey steel with AilllAliOnj
having visited Castle Garden, tide Model Atlsles
and the Ametonn Museum intact, knowing Gonlel
things of almost all the other plnceS at nmuse.
ment In the city, resolved 10 complete aud crown
nv knowledge by gO'ug 10 Church, aud hope 4
may receive due credit for my pursuit oil amtse
msnt under difficulties. lInads known my lieToic
determination 10 my new lOund lIiends, and they
instantly resolved TO bear me cjmpany-buil
DogSs OCYogiety aud DOmphoOl from tile olce Of
haUit--(Buil DOgge seldom goes 10 church, aud
Damphool always goes). Sh0daY nlOmngc came,
and Il @ aforesaid individuals presented tlemsehe
-B' ID. looking pUynaoious anu puplllslic, un,l
D0mL hOol perfectly mnTvellOnsiin fact, iunj ST O
as this latter named nersOiage bad ever bOTnr hnl-
self and Importantly huge Us e Ind ever oppeal-
ed-hIs coat tai weEe now so wonderfully Short
lis collar so enVably large and SO Independently
upright, and his hOi so unusually and magnlnUent
" lOlly--at le certainly looked a bigger phoo
than ever before.
Passing up Broadwny through crowd Of people
Of all sorts, Sizes oOlOIs aud coLpleXionsi coun'
tIymen running over every third man they metj
New Yorkets Ihteading their way through appa-
TentIY un'get thIUughaDle crowds without Jlflins
Their tenpers OF Their sGiTl collars (BY The way,
! have, discovered that nc one buta genuine New
Yorker born and bred can Gloss Roadway upon a
ligniied wnlk) PiTemen IN red shirts aud their
Conts owe. their arms; newSbOys with very sean.
~ allowance OF shit, and no coats nj alli Dutch
enlgTanls, with dirty faces, nasty OFeecles' anu
long loppy looking pipes Irish emlgrnnls, win
ditlieI luceS, n0SteI bteolesi Gnd short, supbier
pipesj spruce-lOOking dHIkies ana wenOhss array
ed in ToinlOw.colUTed habilinenlS--we OF last
reached the door Of The church. Everything look
ed SO grNndy gingeIbTeady that hesitnted about
1 hnv In In tfn al.
With letter In the post Ofcsl told us 10 reo In"
aud called us ''Lsmons." Dit not perceive the
force Of hs pOnlologcOl remark, but event in"
neN eIIheless. Mnnin n white Ot1Vnt showed us
TO pewi floor was COVERED with carpet and tue
seat covered with 0Hmask, with little stools 10
| knevl down utOn. H1r Il
| Ptelly-so0i, muslc-OTgan sometimes grand
AMI solemn, but generally fast and lively enough
for contra dance. %. d. sad the player got
zig salary 10 show on The otgulii pld draw a Olg
house.j He commenced 10 play Old llnndtsd,
(DamphOol suggests Ancient Uenlury.) Al first,
majestic as II should be, but sUOn lseIt hand be.
gaH 10 get unruly among The b IS notes, then tile
| tight cut up lew monkey shines IN The lGeOvlj
| leII threw IN large OssOllmenl If qunVets, El.h
led on with grand flourish an a lew dozen yari'
ntiOnsi left struggled manIully TO keep up, but
soon gave Oul, dead beat, aRlaleT that Went back
To FIRST principles, and hnnllneied away IellglOUSy
OLD Hundted ins1lte the unlics vi lis lellOwj
| right struck up a march, marched into quick
step quickened into gaIOpi Iellstill keptutOId
Hundred, [ghtpul IN all SORTS OF fantastic eXlTHs,
10 enuce Tile lelL ltom It's sense Ol pEOnretyi left
still uumoyedj nghl put in q few bars VI a l'Opu.
LAT waltz; left WAIVERS little; right strikes u lu.
YoTite pOlkni lel evidently yielding, right duSes
into jig, LEFT now laGly deseTls its cOlulS and goes
over 10 thu enemy, uIld both commenced an ani.
mated hOTnpipe, leaving poor Old nundted tOtake
core VI itself. AtlengIh, with cIHsn, squeak
rush, roar, q rumOlu aud nm expiring groan, the
overture concluded aud theseTvctS began.
Kept as cUOl as / could, but CUuld not help
looking ar und now and then 10 see tile sIOw.--
Elderly lady on my fiLht very devOut, gilt edged
prayer book, gOld,covsred fan, feathers IN her bun
mel, rings on he! fingers, aud, for oil know, bells
on her tOesI AnuquAed gentleman in same
slip, we'll preserved, but somewhat wlnkled,
smells Of Wall street, gold speclaClesj gold.head
ed cane, put three cents nthe plate. Fashionable
little girl on The lell-tWO llOuuceS ON htT lnnH.
l,lleS, aud diamond rig over her g"ve.
Young America looking 10y, four yeuTs old, pa.
tent leather boots, Standing COLLAR, gloves, can't,
and cignt case in hls pocket Foppish young man
with nuOlesceul muus,achs, pumps, legs Ia spei.
nnce;i candles, shirt front embroidered la 2.40
race horse, cTaval a Ia Julien, vest Ia pumpkin
PIE, hnlr Ia Eult soap, cOat-lalS ls boot jack,
which WHEN parted discovered view Of the CIys.
tai Palace by brilliant gas light on The Teut Of lilS
pnnlaloons, wristbands la steve plpe, hat 10
Shanghai. IT,
nISno;uI young Iuuy, extreme oil IIsllioni can't
property describe her, but isfe goes; WbalebOne,
CUtOn, paint and white wRshj slippers Ia ElsleT,
terl Ia japanese, dress In ans, shawl a 10
elUNem hundnd dollars, paTHsOl Ia mushroom,
inglets 10 cOrkscIew, OrnIs a la bTOonStck, bon
net u la BOweTy gal, Dull Dogge says lhOlthv boy
without buttons on him bought it III teaspoon
fifteen minutes after she entered The hOusv,) neck
la sCEag Of mutton, bosom Ia buTebOnts, COM
Plexon a la ,rOIler Of pearl, (DamphOOl says SHE
bought II at PhnlunsO nppeaTunce generally n la
humbug. Dull Dogge oilers 10 bel his hat she
don't know a cabb0ge IfOm new cheese, aud cnnl
tell whether srlOlu steak is beef chicken, Aesl,
OF fsh,) s..
AT length, with another vaTiette upon thee organ,
the service concluded. ihUugmlrOm The manner
Of this last performance, each melnDeT of The cloE
Imagined the songs Of praise would never get tU
heaven il lie he dldm' give them personal BOOST
in the shapt OF an extra yell.
Lett lie church with confused idea that the
only way IN attain eternal bliss is 10 go to CLulCh
every Sunday aud TO give literally TO the foreign
missionary cause.
Bull DUgge tired TO convince Inc that one half
the people present thought that Rinlr avenue runs
straight into Heaven, aud that their through tickets
are insured, their front seals reserved, aud that
VIXEN they Nte Obliged 10 eaVe llls world they
will find a coach und iouT Onl two servants in liY.
cry ready 10 take them right through TO The other
side OF Jordan.
Yours TeYeTentially
| Q. r, PHlLANDER DOESrlCK, p. Is.