The Texas Republican. [volume] (Marshall, Tex.) 1849-1869, 1854-08-05

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ing report Of speech made by Califor
MIA anc,ioneer
Ladies and gentlemen, ! now have the
honor of putting up fac pocket hand
kerchief: yard wide, yard long, and
almost yard thick one half cotton. and
t'other half cotton, too , beautifully print,
ed with stars and stripes on one side. and
the stripes and stars on tothcr il will
wipe dust from she eyes so completely a.
To be death to demagogues aud make poll
tics ms bad business MS printing papers
its great length, breadth, aud thickness
together with It's dark color will enable Z,
To hide dit, and never need washing go.
fifty cents Twenty five ceu,s - Nos
body wants ~ q thank YOU. sir
Next, gentlemen, for ladies wan; be per.
mi,ted To- bid on this article, is real simon.
pure tempered, highly polished. keen edged
Sheffield razor. bran spnnkln new never
been opened hefnr. to sunlight moon light
star light, dailighi, or pss light, sharp
enough 10 shave lawyer. or cut disa>
giceshle acquaintance. or poor relation
handle Of hnck horn; with all the fivels
but the two ut the ends Of pure gold Who
will give two dollsrs' one dollar hall n
dollafi Why, We long beard d. DIT, faced
teproha'rs. with no, room enough on your
phiziques for hinsse woman to kiss. I'm
oH''ing yon n bargain At half dollar
Well, will throw il this strap at half n
dollar razor aud si,ap--a recent patent
two fuhs upon i, viii sharpen the city at
lorney; all for four bits aud piece oi
soap sweetrr than roses fathers better
than n school master; aud strong enough
to wash out all the stains from Cal,for-
MIA politicians countenance. all for four
bits Why, Won hive only to put hi.
razor s,rop and soap under vour pillow at
night, TO wake ~ 10 the morning clean
shaved, wont any body give two bits then
for the lott knew would sell I'm
Next, ladies and gentlemen, | otter
;b'ne pair socks, hose. stockings. or half
hose, inst as YOU r. a mind TO call them
Knit lay q machine made on purpose, out
( Of cotton wool the man that buys these
will be enabled to walk till he gets tired
and provided his boots are high enough
needn't have any corns the legs are rs
long ms bills against the corporation. and
RS thick as the heads Of the members o
the Legislature; who wants EN- at one
dollar l--thank ee madam, dollar
Next, offer YOU pair Of boots
made especially for San Francisco. With
heels long enough to raise man ap to tho
/ lIeadry grades. and nails 10 insure against
beine carried over hv land slide leg.
/ wide enough to carry two rcvolyefs and p
/ bowie knife, and the nppers OF the yer,
hes, horse leather \ man in these boot.
+ can move about n. easy MS the state tHpi
tai; who saws twenty dollarsl AT the t.,
payers ought TO buy pair, to kick The
council with everybod, ought to have a
pair to XIX tho Legislature wah---snd
they will he found ef assistance IN kicking
the bucket. e-perially il somebody should
kick at being kicked. Ten dollars. for
legs uppers. and snles While souls. miss
cradle souls Mt that. are bringing twenty
Thousand dollars in Sacramento ten dol
lars, ten dollars gone at ten dollars
Nest Is something that YOU ought to
have. gentlemen, a lot of good gallowse.,
sometimes called suspeudrrs. know that
some Of YOU will after while be furnished
n' the states expense, but YOU cant tell
phich one SO huy while thoy are ehenp f.
all that deserve hanging are not supplied
with gallows. Il so, there would be no
body 70 make laws. condemn criminals, or
hang culprits. until new election; made
Of pure gum elastic stretch Ike \ Judge
conscience last as long ns talif1rs