The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1854-05-06
ENDS AND UDsTil.S.

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Isg" A regular diet cures more peo-
pie than physlc.
Egg" In Prussia boys Of fifteen are
drawn and compelled to serve IN the ar
my ill thirty yeas OF age.
sxs~ The man who was filled with
emotion, hadn't room for his dinner.
re- Shocks mother and old Mistress
Stubs, were talking about little babies. --
Why" said Mistress Shocks, when
was baby, they pat me itao a quart poi,
and then put the lid on
And did you live g was the astonish-
ed inquiry OF Mistress Snubbs.
They tell me did !" was the very
astonishing reply OF Mistress Shocks.
"Well, did you ever s"-and Mistress
Stubs fell 10 knitting like all possessed
Ers~ An Australian, from the number
of murders committed in that auriferous
region, thinks Melbourne is the place
Shakespeare speaks Of when be says.
THAT bourne from which no traveller re-
turns"
bob, WHO was the first man?" asked
a juvenile OF another, the other day.
WAY Adam, to be sure was the all
sWer.
We'll, who vas the frs, woman then z
why, Adams mother, Of course.
"Sambo. wear de dogs you get dat
watch you wear to meetln, last Sunday Z
How you know | had watch 2 Be
! cause | seed de chain hanging out in
front Go way dar' S'pose you see a
halter round my neck-you tink dars a
horse inside Of me 2
sas- The training institution is some
down east. We notice that company
has captain, one private, and two guns
minus the barrels. The country is safe.
/ Let down the bars.
A REFINED TAsrE.-The inhabitants
OF Chasuta and Indian village. mention
ed by Lieut., Herndon in his Exploration
OF he Amazon, are accustomed TO eat the
mosquitoes ''thal they catch on their bod
les, with the idea Of restoring the blood
which the insect has abs,rtcted." That's
little worse than eating "a hair Of the
| dog that bit you"
RuSSINe THINGS INTO THE GROUND.
The ultra Ahoti,lo lists demand the i'm.
mediate Emancipation of Slavery The
ultra Temperance people demand a Pr,
hibitory Law. The ultra advocates o
Woman's Rights demand Platform
which places taen on an equality witt
men. The Socialists. demand such re-
organization oil s7ctety, As wouII make
every body live together, amsa.b.y aII
virtuously.
hsag= A story is going tie rounds, Of a
party Of ladies. who were caught IN 2
shower, having the color washed iron
their checks. A lady at our elbow
thinks the color OF some OF the gentle
mems noses voali not be washed Oh, BY
a water spout!
rg~ When in the country some time
since, on my way to pItisfeld. | me, a
drunkard reeling along the road | was
travelling. Seeing me stopped Halo
stranger - sad he, (htc) "ei you'll (hic J
find any teller (hic) thai has worse
opinion OF me than | have OF myself,
(hie) III adop, his opinion and forego
my own = Volumes eouIdn', have spo.
Ken more!
There has been a great temperance r. =
vival in Jacksonville. Illinois, where in
fants were SAID to be weaned On rum
and the cows to give mlk-puuches IN
stead OF milk The Jacksonville author
ties nave been converted, and ordered
the cows to dry up.
REV. T. p. Husr-We have heard
many good things thai emanatei from the
keen U.t Of his reverend gentleman, bat
the last one threw US down entirely.
A man recently passing Mr.. Hunt,
was accompanied by small dog, and
the little canine scoundrel took a sud
den fancy 10 sick his teeth into the
old genteman's legs. TINS physical
manifestation not proving satisfactory 10
the eIergical victim, ne determined 70
gictlmize tie dog IN turn, and drawing
upon him the big end OF his cane, soon
added another subject to the dog-,ombs.
Thea began tie dramatic tragr-comedy.
Stranger r" Why dad You XII ny
dog 7"
Hunt -" Because h. was gong to hite
me"
Stranger WnY didn't you use the
small end 81 Your cursed stick YOU
noali have frightened Inn ard ~. killed