The Kalida venture. [volume] (Kalida, Ohio) 1841-1865, 1854-04-14

the friends of order now in courts 3oHlll
lend a hand 10 rhe sheriff and officers ol
the court, to clear these rapscalfons and
peace.brakersLclean out Of these pre7
cincts Sheriff, clear the court; menlend
a hand and we1l show the Bill M'Cfacki
eniles that we sre -aot 70 bo impeded,in>
suited or mobbedin olsuch way Sher~
| if, do your duty, friends OF law and order
assslr --E
! aTben I'm iu!" cries Bill M'Crackeh,
rushing forward, fJudge you and I've
60. 10 lock horns, whoo>o' oopE z Rq
Win yells! hutrahs! and all sorts Of
cross>butling, pitching aud tearing,goug
ing. biting, rough and tumble, they went
at il. The war ragged inside and out =
Sometimes the Judge and his followers
drove out the M'Crackonites, sometimes
the M'Crackeniies drove out the Judge
and the court. The fight not only spread
all over the nsighborhood, but lasted with
unabaled fury for TWO entire days and
nights. Thoy fought and ft,fi,and fought,
up,rses. ON top the court house, inside,
outside. and all Vouud the set,lement.---
On the morning Of the third day, the goI-
den sun arose around as a shield, and
brigh, as the winsome eye Of happy maid
onhood the war was ended, the vic,orE
we're there, weary and worn, and the Judge
and his attachees held the cour, in tr
umph! Where was the M'Crackeni,es'
Echo answered--no 1Ohar!' ~
4 A Eorseman is seen,,a lone, solitar.
horseman, his steed ia covered with foam
ibe rider with a blue blanket and dns!-
lie was ridden far and fast he dashed Of
| 10 the court house; he squats down uPor
his saddle TO get view Of the court
through low window, lie looks aslonlsh'
Fed, mortified, he speaks:
"Etnrnal earthquakes and pizend bale
face! Rid thirty miles last night, all the
way from Rattle, snake Fork, Of Possun
Creek, to have a hand in this yer fight
pnd IFS all over uforc | get sight on'l
Wall, here goes to ;hape a,crdck at you
u1u 6u1set heHd, unyaoo!H H
The solitary borseman having lhusdls
charged his duties and murderous riff
at the Judge, wheeled aud aed as suddel
and rapid as he came,
| The Judge fell, they raised him up,b'
was but slightly killed and a good dea
scared, an ounce ball having perforated
the collars of his coat.-F Forest Garland
LONDON CHURcuEs-Thirty chu'cl
edifces in London are doomed 20 dis
truction; they are TO be torn down, ant
with thei. steeples, .pulpiis, bells, organs
pews, ministers, deacons, beadles, sex
tons and clerks, are soon 10 dlsappea
J from the city, and their sites 10 be solo
or devoted TO some pecuniary profitabl
purpose. These churches are 10 be re
moved for the want Of congregations
/, and the funds resulting from the sale {
: the property will be devoted 10 the erec
ton Of churches in the suburbs Of til
= great city, where hundreds Of thousant
of people are without church room :
Perhaps many Of. our readers who Al
Z unfamiliar with the workings of ii
= church system in England, will be su
J prised TO learn that there are fifty chu
! ches inLondon whose average attendanc
:. is only ,hitty,three; the regular attel
: dance at some OF these is not more lha
u sixteen. There are many churches bC
sides the above, whose average alter
u y dence is less then 6fy Thus for moi
than century and half a portion {
tho clergy have preached to almost emT
= ty chur:hes--earning their salaries, to b
; sure, but doin5 how ,lIule TO really Fl
. The divine mission Of their calling, an
all this vast populations have been grow
. ing up around the city,und among whom
until now, no attempts have been mad
to introduce the teachings Of the Wore
of God. l q. ,qep9 lo aW9 5b NJ
/. 3a HARD To PLEAsE.--A lady wont inI
; a grocery, lately, and asked for som
: self>raising -four, The clerk for the mt
ment was green rishman, who, oper
: ing a barrel, showed her some Of th
a ordinary superfne. q g6oJ q bau7
b "'This is not what want" said ii
/ lady; with some pfquo; 81 want gel
raising -four. ,,,,,,g,
e a"Oh,s said Pat, with promptness, :
divil bi, will ye find faul, with its ut
q Using; the whole barreTa went up nh
! morning from nine to eleven dollars, al
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