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Mn. ED1ToR-You must excuse the wri-
ter of this article for wishing once more to
appear in public through the medium of the
press. In the "Howard County Banner"
of the 26th ult., appears beautiful speci-
men of literature, signed 'Yeoman," writ
ten by its brainless author, who is vain
enough to think it an answer to "Old Char
iton," who appeared in the Times Of the
goth ult. 1t seems that the modest young
"Yeoman" thinks "Old Charlton" wrote
"scurrillous communication" No doubt
his shallow powers of reason and good
sense caused him to believe his assertions
were facts. "Scurrillous." My dear sir,
you are not guilty Of writing such "scurril-
lous communications, are you? You did
not call any one ''sap-headed Yankee"
did you? All mel You are a compound
of great combustibility--you are that-and
you out-guess the whole "Universal Yankee
Nation"-well you do. What powerful
intellect you pack above your shoulders!-
You deserve pension for your great efforts
in behalf of the democratic party. Your
father "didnt happen" to be Congress
man, but his progressive son will be if he
continues TO write for the Banner. You
don't want whig support during the ap-
preaching canvass, do you? Keep COOL
you will get plenty of it, under the cleft"
before frost comes. Friend "Yeoman" YOU
will have plenty of work to do in your
own county. 1t is now time for you to offer
sacrifices as atonements in behalf of your
ill-fated democratic party-you are in a
leaky ship-a few more dashes by the
waves of moral sound sense. and you sink
to rise no more. Better insure your life
before democratic stock gets so far below
par that you can't raise enough to pay your
passage up Salt River The democratic
candidate for the Legislature to represent
this county--noor felow-has SO many sins
10 pack, it's wonder he don't strand. Yes,
and he is not satisfied with his present load
of sin, but thinks of tOteing off large por-
tion of Charlton county and dropping il
somewhere in your county, because it will
be healthier there than it now is! Don't
you think he will catch the thumps before
he makes the trip? You know Charlton
county has the name OF being sickly-
(should think so by the nomination the de-
mocratic party made few weeks since. y
Well, the nominee, like good Samaritan,
did actually sign petition which was sent
to Jefferson City during the last session Of
the Legislature, praying that honorable body
to pass an act, 1--WE suppose,) to prevent
sickness in that portion of the county where
he resides which could be accomplished by
giving you the sickly part to be attached to
Howard county, viz: all of range No. l6
in Charlton county. He is modest man,
or he would have petitioned 10 have all OF
this glorious Charlton county taken into
Howard. Had he done so, all of us might
have lived in healthier climate. tell you,
Mr.. Yeoman, it is going to be powerful
sickly during this canvass. Our democrat
ic nominee begins to look as though he felt
little bilious. If he is not bilious now
he will feel SO before the mosquitoes quit
singing their lovely strains. We believe
he will be the worst fea-bitten animal evel
put on the track to run political race.
You advise sold Chariton"-(the sap
headed Yankee" )-'to content himsel
with attending to his tape and scissors. -
Scissors, did you say? Just wait till I an
done giving you scissors" will yOu?--
When we have lost our reason, and are tot
smart to till the soil, then, and then, only
you may expect to see us in the "tape'
trade-(you will give us call, then, won
you?-if you do, it will be the first tim,
two cracked brains have met in this count,
for some time.) Don't you think your ar
ticle had gentle sprinkle of the scurril
lous? Oh no! You are too modest to b.
guilty of such things-you are that! w
don't expect better things from you now, a
Locofocoism is getting in desperate fix il
these parts.
Friend Yeoman, you are the main shat
, of all creation!-don't let none of your hue
collapse!--don't stop the engine!-oil up!-
shuck yOurself!--rOach your hair!-mour
the tripod throw your deadly red he
: : missiles into the camp of the great Amer
can Wing party, and their doom is foreve
: sealed. OLD CHARLTON.
Brunswicker copy.