The Ashland union. [volume] (Ashland, Ashland County, Ohio) 1854-1868, 1854-08-16
TOM MOORE AND HIS CONTKMP0.
RARIES.

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l. We have . little string of beads,
gathered by Moore, from q note book Of
the historic Buckingham.
"I can as little live upon past kind
ness as the air be warmed with the sum
beams of yesterday"
A woman whose mouth is like al
old comb, with few broken teeth, and
great deal of hair and dust about it,
Kisses are like grains of gold or
silver found upon the ground, of no value
themselves, but precious, as showing that
mine is near -
i "That man has not only long face,
but tedious one !"
"One can no more judge of the true
value of man by the impression he
makes on the public, than we can tell
whether the seal was gold or brass by
which the stamp was made"
Mems fame is like their hair, which
grows after they are dead, and with Just
as little use to them"
A sort of anti-blackamoor, every
part of her white bat her teeth.
A woman whose face was created
without the preamble of Let there be
light? ?"
How few, like Danaa, have God and
gold together :"
Moore laments "that Lord John
showed to SO little advantage in society
from his extreme taciturnity, and still
more, from his apparent coldness and in
difference to what is said by others;"
and adds: "Several to whom he was
introduced, had been much disappointed
In consequence of this manner. l can
easily imagine that, to Frenchmen, such
reserve and silence must appear some=
thing quite out of the course Of nature" )"
But q great many of the best anecdotes
are nevertheless, attributed to Lod john.
Thus:
"Lord John mentioned Of the late
Lord LansdoWne (who was remarkable
for the sententious and Specialize POM
posity of his conversational that in givs
ing his opinion one day of Lord-5he
said, " ! have high opinion of his lord
ships character. So remarkable do
think him for the pure and unbending
integrity of his principles, that look
upon it as impossible that he should ever
be guilty of the slightest deviation from
the line of rectitude, unless it were most
dannably worth his while ~
Again:
Lord John told us Of a good trick
Of Sheridans upon Richardson. Sheri-
dan had been driving out three or four
hours In hackney coach, when, seeing
Richardson pass, he hailed him; and
made him get in. He instantly contri-
we'd to introduce topic upon which
Richardson (who was the very soul of
disputationers, always differed with
him, and, at last, affecting to be morti-
fed at Richardson's arguments, said;
You really are too bad cannot bear
to listen to such things. will not stay
in the same coach with you - and &c
cordingly got down and left him, Richard
son halooing out triumphantly after him,
All you're beat, you're beat - Nor
was it till the heat of his victory had .
little cooled, that he found out he was
left in the lurch to pay for Sheridan's
three hours coaching. "
Talleyrand.-Bobus Smith, one day.
in conversing with Talleyrand, having
brought in somehow the beauty of his
mother, Talleyrand said, "C'etait done
votre pere qui n'etait pas bien." ct was
your father, then, that was not good look
ing.)
An Old Acquaintance your mas
ter at home 2" " No sir, he's out -
"Your mistress?" t'No, sir, she's out :"
We'll, I'll just 80 in and take an air
of the fire till they come" Faith sir,
that's out too
When e. Nagles came to 9eofge the
Fourth, with the news of Bonaparte's
death he said, az have the pleasure to
tell your Majesty that your bitterest
enemy is dead, F" Mol is she, by Gad?''
said the king.
Cure for I4ove.-Mrs. Dowdell's hus-
band used to be great favorite with the
Pope, who always called him Caro-
Doodle" His first addresses were paid
to Vittoria Odeschalchi, but he Tilted
her; and she had six masses said to en-
able her soul to get over its love for
him.
Demon told an anecdote of q man
who, having been asked repeatedly to
dinner by person whom he knew to be
but shabby Amphitryon, went at last,
and found the dinner so meager and bad
that he did not get bit to eat. When
the dishes were removing, the host said:
Well, now the ice is broken, I suppose
you will ask me to dine with you some
day ?" Most willingly"
Name your day then. /" "To-day,
for example, answered the dinnerless
guest.
Lord Holland told of man remarkable
for absence of mind who, dining once at
the same sort of shabby repast, fancied
himself in his own house, and began to
apologize for the Wretchedness Of the
/ dinner.
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