The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1854-07-29
Going. Going, Gone.

The reporter Of tho san Francisco News
furnishes that paper with tho following re-
port ofa speech made by California Auc-
tionccr
Ladies and gentleman, now have the
hon.r ofpntting up fine pocket hanikcr
ch @. aEard wide, yard long, and almost u
yard thck one talrcolton, and tothcr half
c,;i"ntoo; beautifully printed with stars
and stripes on ore side ari the stripes ani
stars on tother side, viii wipe dust from the
eyes % completely as to | Q dlath 10 C uago-
CUES and make politics a. bad Il business as
printing papers It's great lcngth, breadth and
Thickness, together with its dark color will
enable 1t TO hide dirt, and never need wash
ing going at one dollar: -scventy.hve cents
fifty cents: twenty-five cents ?--one bity
Nobody wants il? Oh thank YOU sir.
Next, gentlemen, for the ladies' won't be
permitted 10 bid on this article, is real, ST.
non-iurc, tempered, highly polished, keen
edged Sheffield razor; bran spanllin new |;
never opened before 10 sunlight, moon.
light, day light, or gas-iight; sharp enough
to sh-Ve diwycr, Or cut Il dsaTceabc ac-
quaiutancc, or poor relation handle of buck
horn with all the riyets but the two at the
ends, OF pure gold Who will give two
dollars : one dollar ? half dollar, Why, yo
long'bearded, dirty-iacod rerrobatcs, with
not room enough On your phizzcs for u Chi
ncsc woman to kiss, I'm oil ring you strap
a recent patent; two iuha upon il will
sharpen the attorney; AL for four bits aud
piece u sU-p--sW sWegter ihin rises ather
letter than school master; and strong en-
uugh t. wash out al the stains from Cali
iprgia voluciau's cUuntgueucc, al for four
.'bt, -" ny yoI have only to put the razor
'trOp ana soap uuic- your pillow At night,
10 wake ~ an the morning clean shaved ;
"nn anybody give two then, Tor the lot;
knew | would S p. en-.
Next, ladies and gentlemen, Offer three
pain socks, hose, stJckirgs or half hose iust
40 you've mind to call them. knis Ly a
aNhne made on purpose, Ogt Of cotton
wool, il' man q u! buys these will be ona-
olel to ""!h i'll 4c get- tired and provided
Ill boots are nigh enough. needn't have any
'ora4 tie lc, are rs long ~ hills agains,
the corporation, and rs thick as the heads Of
The members ot the Legislature; who wsats
em n one baif doia. -:ianhoc, madam
dollar,
Next offer YOU a pair d. boots made
Isfc ialy for san Francisco, with heels long
mo Igh t. raise man up 20 iioailoy grades
and nail. t. IN grc again I being carried over
by laud slide; legs wide enough 10 carry
t"o rcNo.ycfs and toNic kn.!c, the uppcrs
Of the Yc-y D,,t horse loa'her. \ man in
these boots cga move about as easy as the
C,p.tI' wto say twenty dollars; Alltho
tax payers ought 10 buy 4 pair to kirk the
yoHncii With; everybody ought 10 have A
lA,f - kick ia /, .i,,aturc with and they
Uill bc louui Cf assistance iu kicking the
Lu,ltt; especially il somebody should lick
athting kiekcd--;on dollars lor lrgs, uppers
and ,oly- while souls anl miserable .ou!s
at that, ave bringing twenty Thousand dol
aIs in Sacramento ton dollar ton dollars
gone q, ton do!lGy!
- - -----lt A---.s hat ynu oH sht to have
gentlemen Il lot of good gsiloH s,s, -s1InC.
times called suSpcudcrs. know uhat some
of yon Wii. altyl while be furnished at the
state eAplu,o, but yon can't tellwhich one.
80 buy wAeru they're cheap; all that Tcscry,
Lan;inc are not supplied w.tl. a g'r6ys, Il
80 there would be nObvdy to make. laws
: condemn criminals, or hang culIrits, u0tit :
nc@ .lctt.1p mGdc Of pure gun ''ast3c-
-trctch like aiulgc's conscience, and las. as
I long as California ollic, holder viii steal T;
buckles Of pure ig.n, Ri warranted 20 hold
/ - light that no Inau's wiic can rob Lin Ol
/ tn hrr,yh,s arr. in short, 'as suonc, a
/ god. rs perfect. As cifcccnai, and az b0-,.a
/ d,tcas the ordnance a-,aiusl Chinese shop.
I On Dupoiu. st.,-t-so.c At l"euy -iiy,
coats