Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-09-09

un he laugh; un he calls nudder man, b,
makes dc speech, too. Tn der vos 1
grea-a-a.t time.
Verri well, bime by Bunkum he cal
out 'Mr. Zorair viii now speak nit de
meelin
Mine Gott! was 'stonish. never
make speech in my life lie den say
'Genllemens, Mr. Zorair will make Q
speech nit de meeIins in German, 10 oul
German frients.'
Isay veri well, | can talk NIT mine
| German frients. cos most of Gem no un,
derstant Anglish Srwe go ou. un dak,
a goot drink, uni den Bunkum he say:
Now Zorair, go i'll NIT 'em like del
tuyfelsp
Frients, feller citizens II say, il
German, as | git up on de stand, kom
here to speak nit you bout der politics as
vol | don't much understand, nudder, as
you do. Now, mine frlen,s, vos kon
for mine frient Bunkum, he invites me tc
leclionair for him. He tell me vos tt
tell mine German frients 10 vote him io
Magistrate, and his frient for der Inspect
or, und his fodder frienl for Commission
er, und his nodder for Assessor.
'llurra! Hurra Bunkum und hi.
fIisnls all shout.
'Yaw yaw yaw y said nine Ger.
man frients.
Un, says |, here mine frien,s isht del
dckets, John Bunkum for der Magistrate
Peter Connelly for der Commissioner
James Duffy for der assessor, Donald
Nc Crew for der Inspector
'Hurra hurra dey ali cried, once
more dey vos ,ink I vos making de di
'ellsht goot speech.
Veil, I say, now, mine frents, Tax yor
nit one question. In dish ward, der arc
ast many 'Mericans as Germans, und a.
many lrishmen as Germans, no more
tink. Veil, here isht dis dicke', mi n,
'Merican for Magistrate, me Irishmal
for Commissioner, une hishnan for de
Assessor, une one Sco,chman for Inspect
orr
'Hurra hurra hurra !! dey yel.s ou
again.
'Yaw yaw p nino German f.ioa,.
say.
Veil, say now ish dis righ.' Isl
dis fair? Ish dis vot We like
'Nien nen !! cries mine frients.
Hurra ! hurra = de odder lcllers yell.
Vell,s 1 say. mine frients, here you see
der ish no German to ec,ionar for; del
ish ouly une 'Merican, un tree odder fel
lsrs vos lrishmen and Scotchmen, un i
you votes dish dicket here, your tigge
fools den der tuyfel
'Nein ! nein 7 said all mine frients, III
den dey talk nit 'mselves like de dunde
and bllxen, un den Bunkum he call ev
erybcdy up to take de drink, dey drink
and dey hurra, un vot .uyfel of tim
der vos
Mine goot, dear friens zorer,' say
Bunkum, as he catch my arm, Il am S
happy, SO glat. vot can do for you, yo1
DO so much for me?'
Mine Colt I vos SO full of laugh, vel
I dinks he do not know vot he mean, o
vot Ivos say to mine frients, dat tink
vos bust! Sir, I say. if vos do yo,
any goot, if my frien.s vote for you, yot
are welcom!
oh ! says he, 4 notice, | observe how
dey listen to you, un dey all say yaw
when you tell m dis vos de dicket
Ha ! ha I vos laugh in mine sleev,
like de tuyfel, un I say in mine sleeve, il
you get one vote from German vo. lee
lectionair to. dey is de most biggest foo
vot never vos in de world.
60 way to Boston, kom back in tre
week, meet Bunkum, he look mat, h,
say
'zorair, your frients is de tam Dutcl
fools vot Inever see before!'
Ye,e.es say.
'Yes,' he say. Not one single one
sair, Of der stupid Dutch, vat you lee
tionair, vote our dicket. We vos beat al
to der tuyfel !
Veil, dat ish funny! | say, so g
home, un I laugh till most bust. | new
er vos askt to lec.ioneer any more, new
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