The Gonzales inquirer. [volume] (Gonzales, Tex.) 1853-current, 1854-05-06


Its darln muzzers darlin' cricket!
There! there she's thrown Il in
The fire; the kucl, wicked pin:
There! hush my honey; 70 to sccp,
Rocked in the kadlc Of o deep!
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An exchange asks--C Can any Of our readers
peruse the following touching appeal and re-
tain dry eyer If they can, they must he
hard hearted:
OH Sally dear, the evenings clear,
Thick flies the swimmer swallcr
The sky IN blue, the fields in view
All faded green and yaller
Come let us stay our toilsoms way,
And view the charms Of natur---
The barkin dogs, the sqnecln hogs
And cat our roasted tatar.
For the benefit Of the rising generation
We insert the following gem. II Is n lament OF
a contemporaries devil, a victim of tho tender
passion for the absence Of his true love-"
81 think Of thee. oh! Sally dear,
Ven I'm setting up the types,
And ven thinks you are far away,
From my cyea tear wipes.
ooh Sally dear, vot shall dor
I'm sick of this ere life
1fycu'rc not back here very scon,
In my heart III stick knifc"
Grandpa, where do tho people got thoir
fashions froms
From Boston.'
Where do the Boston folks got them from p
From Englandf'
And where do tho English get them
frams'
From France
'Where do tho French get them fromp'
why, right straight from tho devil thero
now stop your noise and go to bed
What are you dcing there, Janef'
Why, pa, I'm going to dyo my dolls pima
But what have you to dyo II withs'
'yeeri who on earth told you that becr
would dye its'
why, ma said yesterday that II was beer
that made your nosc so red, and thought
that------'
Here, Susan, take this child to bed
A correspondent furnishes us the following
list of curiosilics, which arc abundant In Uto-
pia.
A fence malc Of tho railing of scoiding
wife.
A garment for tho naked truth.
The seive through which man strained cv-
cry norvc.
Are you not alarmed at tho approach Of
the King Of Terrors?' said tho minister to a
sck man.
ooh, no have been living six and thirty
years with tho Queen of Tcrrors--the King
cannot be much worsel' was the reply.
Huaons on rus DAY. An old soakor who
lives IN Wsetou Missouri took il into his head
one day that 1t WAS necessary for his future
welfare to bc "born again, and forthwith ro-
paired to tho Rev. MIR b., tho res,,scted
pastor of the Baptist denomination Of tho town
aforesaid, to obtain li5ht, Ilc was received
with arbanity, and forthwith tho following li.
alcguc cnsucd;
Gid S.--lt's your doctrine, boss, that fell
lor to be saved must su.ior immeshun, isn't
itt
Mr.. B.-.Yes. Mr. s., Il Ia fundamental,
doctrine of our Church, that man 10 bo 70.
generated, mus, rspcnt Of hls sins. and be is..
issrsed.
Old Swell, 'scs,, after rcpsn,in Of his
sins, and been lid uadtr, if ho flashes IN the
pan. then whsty
Mr.. Although back.slialag ia much 10
be deplored. sill, II he sincerely repeats oi hts
sia, and is again immersed, the Church viii
receive him again,
Old S.--weil, s'pose he GIN kicks out of
the traces stscr the seeond titac. tfor yea know
what critters there aru In ths world, boss then
what 10 10 psyf
NJ, Notwithstanding al this, ifho win
seriously repent and solsmnly pScmise TO
amvnd hs future life the Church vill nsalp
revive him into its bososn. aitsr bsiag iinmgrs
ed
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