Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-03-18
Rnirk Euarks.

IMPRESSIONS AT FIRST SiGHr.-ThB
subiec, being brought up at the supper ta-
BILE, was getting talked over, when the la
dy who presided .o'er the cups and tea,'
said she always formed an idea OF per-
son ct first sight, and that idea she found
was generally correct one
'Mamma.' said her youngest son. in L
shrill voice that attracted the attention Of
all present.
We'll, ny DEAR said the fond mother,
'what do you wantP
i want to know said Young Ameriea,
what you thought When you first saw
me .
There was no answer to this query,
but we learn a general litter prevailed.
and that Charlie was taken into The kitch-
en- Immediately by the servant.
WHEN Shakespeare made Polonius say
that 'he apparel oft proclaims the man.
he could not have foreseen the pranks Of
Miss Emma Snodgrass.
MR. SMITH, don't you think Mr.. Skee-
sick is a young man of parts p
Decidedly so, Miss Brown; he is part
numskull, part knave and part fool
A PHILOSOPHER in Putnam agazine.
says that women may make shirts for 8
cents piece, but he de6es them 'G make
anything-ercept shirts. A living must
be picked up by some other means.
The criterion of true beauty is, that it
increases on examination: if false, that it
lessons. There is something, therefore,
in true beauty that corresponds with right
reason, and is not merely the creation Of
fancy.
The tariff of ls46 says that 'raw su.
gar in any other shape than is specified,
shall pay a duty of 10 per cent. The
question now is, does this prevent the in
PRODUCTION of country gills' into our mar.
ket. Redfeld will please answer.
In late abolition speech in New
York, Miss Lucy Stone said:
But know so we'll there is cotton in
the ears of men, let us look for hope in
he bosom of woman
Won't YOU find cotton there, too, Lucy
THE Frenchman is model in GOODNESS
and philosophy. Run away with his wife
and he looses no time in making love to
the first pretty girl he meets. If he loos.
es fortune. instead of taking prussic
acid, hemp, or bad rum, he indulges in
frog-soup, Medeira wine. jokes and The
opera.
| AFATHER whose son was addicted to
some vicious propensi.ies, bade the boy
drive nail into certain post whenever
he committed fault, and agreed that q
nail should be drawn out whenever he
corrected an error. III process of time
the post was completely filled with nails.
The youth became alarmed at the ex-
tent of his indiscretions. and set about re.
forming himself. One by one, the nails
were drawn out, and the father commend
ed his noble, self denying heroisln, in free.
ing himself from his faults.
They are all drawn out, said the pa
rent.
The boy looked sad, AID there was
whole volume of practical wisdom in his
sadness With an unhappy heart, he
replied:
'Irue, father, bu. the scars are there
SILL
.SAxBo. whar you git dat watch you
wear to mee,in' last Sunday?'
How you know | had watch!'
Because | seed the chain hang out de
pocketin 'front.'
60 way nigger! Spose you see halter
round my neck, you sink dar hess inside
of me?'
= !.ERolc SAMBo.-A negro in Boston
had very severe attack Of rheumatism,
which finally settled in his foot. He baths
ed it, rubbed it, washed it, and swarhed
it, but all to no purpose. Finally, tear.
away the bandages, he stuck it out, and
shaking his ifs. at it, exclaimed: Ache
away den, ole feller. ache away, l shan't
; do noffin more for yer: dis child can stand
it as long as you Can, so ache away
POVERTY makes people very familiar.
Let John Whitley, for example, fall from
a 'foursbing merchant to bankrupt.
and those who once called him John
Whitley, ESQ., will soo. come TO speak
of him as 'old White,. while those who
formerly passed himaby with smiles and
elevated beavers, will exchange them for
slap on the shoulder, ard the more hear
ty expression f'How are you old fellow
Misfortune nelts dignity like snow in .
June sun. u
They have assdre' full mean man in
Iowa. He gavethe measles to'a neigh
Dor the other day, and has been crying,
ever since, mol because heparted with the
measles, but because he had to give lhem
away. Could he have sold them, be-
would have died happy. He is brother
to The old gent who resides d. Trey. who
, never has green peas iorsdinner Wilhont
, remembering the poor-he sends the pods
!. no the orphan asylum. y