The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1854-08-03
WHOLE NO. 446.
VARIETY OF ALL KINDS.

A BACHELOR friend of ours passing up
the street yesterday picked up thimble.
He stood for moment meditating on the
probable owner when, pressing to hislips,
he said:
30, that it were the fair lips of the
twearer."
Just as he had finished, a big, fat, ugly
black wench, looked out of an upper win
dow and said:
BOSS, jis please to frow dat fmble in
the entry. I jis drap itp'
/. Our friend tainted.
sTMPATHY.-A good deacon, making an
official visit to dying neighbor who was
a very curlsh and universally unpopular
man put the usual question
care you willing to go, my friend"
/ s"Oh yes said the sick man, am.
"eWel, said the simple minded deacon:
Tam glad you are, for all the neighbors
are wil9angt
A YANKEE AT PoKER.-A Yanke and
southerner were engaged in playing cards
5 on steamboat.
II heaven't seen an ace for some time,''
remarked the Southerner.
"Wall. guess you .hain,t, said the
Yankee" "but can tell you where they
e are One of them is up your sleeve
there, the other three are in the top ofmy
tbutes
AT recent levee of the Queen of Eng
u land, the Earl of Harrowby presented her
with an address from 1900 Of the wives
y and daughters of the laboring classes, of
e small tradesmen, and domestic woman
servants, from various parts of the United
IS Kingdom, praying for revision Of the
g laws which regulate the sale Of spirituous
IL liquors. s
a TRY rT,-Just before going to bed, eat
n two pigs feet andla cold apple pie.s In
ID lesssthan an hour, you will see snake
ef large than hawser, deyouring eight blue-
u haired chickens, which have just escaped
d. from a monster with sorrel eyes and red
IN hot overcoat
't; EyERrBoDy takes pleasure in returning
m small obligations; many persons even .ac-
Ae knowledge moderate ones; but there is
ou scarcely any one who does not repay
lst great obligations with ingratitude. =
" A WESTERN paper is enthusiastic in its
+ praise ofthe fire department of that place,
y on the occasion of late fire. The depart
: rnent consisted Of a washtub, seven pals,
r E and large sizedsyringe. a -
H. OF all learning the most difficult depart
= ment is to sunlearn; drawing mistake of
= - prejudice out of the head, is aspainful as
- drawing a tooth, and the patient never
. thanks the operator. IS II
Be slow to chose friend, and slower
~ n to change him, courteous to all, scorn, no
= - man for his poverty, honor no man for his
: wealth
- A FIRM faith is the best divinity; good
sr life is the best philosophy; a clear consci,
IA ence the best law; honesty the best policy
rtb TWELVE. millions of gallons of whiskey
err are sold annually, in Cincinnati, and are
lat sent thence to all parts of the Union
Sc Thus, corn to the value of two millions
of dollars is annually melted into alcohol
-, A CONTEMPORARY who has s'devil, .
~. thinks this is great world. He says
- - 'that at the office they charge him witt
e.l all the Pi theyfnd while at the house they
ros charge him with all they don't find. HI
ii; seems to doubt thepropriety of the proceed
on ings.
nm BUSINESS LIKE REMARK.-s'WlH yol
ON rise now my dear?' said a brothers. wife
on to her sleepy spouse. ..the day broke ions
on ago. .seI wonder said the. somnolen
a fnancier,''' if the endorsers were secured
Be- "PLEAsE take a half of this poor apple,
'5le said pertty damsel to a witty swain, sth'
val other evening. seNo / thank yep, would
in perfer better half" Eliza blashed, AMI
the referred him to ''papa.''.
A WOMAN has sued fora divorce in In
ew diana on the ground that her husband
un- feet were so co4d that it distressed her,
art A case of.clear incompatiblity OF temper
the ament of sole.- .s~s ~
my THE Columbia Pa. San says DR.. Pete
ce, Shoenberger, one of the wealthiest memo
ar the State, died at the residence of his son
ra- at Marietta, on Sunday last, in the -72f
uld year of hisage. He has been long know
1ay as 'sthe king iron-master, and his proper
ers, ty is estimated to be worth over five mil
c lions.
CucuMBERs without red pepper--greel
md squashes--currants with sugar
'm- Holsters and milk--green- apples pies--lem
has onade-ice cream sit in draught-of al
ON - Cholera.
Ice' We learn from the Buffalo papers, tia
IFS, during a thunder storm which passed owe
the that region on Wednesday last, hous' o'us'
go near Tonawanda was struck by lightning
to and four of the inmates, mother ant
pti II. -xa,.o 1; ;I1nJ