The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1854-04-27
Variety for all Kinds.

. Variety for all Kinds.
R Here is beautiful little smile tha
has more true and abiding sentiment in
than many whole volumes of what is er
roneously called poetry:
See how beneath the moon -bearh's smile,
Yon little bilow heaves its breast,
And foams and sparkles for awhile,
And, murmuring, then subsidies to rest.
Thus man. the sport of bliss and care,
Rises on Times eventful sea;
And, having swelled moment there,
Thus melts into eternity!
MoTs DIFFICULT ASCENT Getting up
subscription.
WHEN the heart is ont Of ture th'
tongue seldom goes right.
FATTERY is sort of bad money, t,
which vanity gives CURRENCY.
Ill TEMPER puts as many briefs int
the lawyers bag as injustice.
TRUE eloquence consists in saying al
that is necessary, and nothing more.
Why is rheumatism Ike glutton?-
Because it attacks the joints. 80
1t is supposed that the fellow who lef
the house was not able to carry it:
~The Cochituate Bunk, Mass, is re
ported to be upon "busti'
Il have not loved lightly" as the maj
thought when he married widow weigh
ing three hundred pounds.
~The remains Of the bachelor VIII,
"burst into tears" on reading description
of married life, have been found.
WNo less than $3.50 foreigners Ian
ded at New York on the 18th, nearly al
Germans, and mostly bounded "West
ward, hop
THE saying ''that there is more pleas
ure in giving than receiving is supposed
to apply chiefly to kicks, medicine and ad
vice.
"CoNsT1rUTIoNALLY tired" is now th
polite way Of expressing the fact that
man is naturally lazy. We live in won
derfully refined times.
A SERVANT MAID, who was occupied il
picking her mistress's cabbages, took TIN
opportunity of cabbaging her mistress
pickles, saying it made no difference.
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REAL TREAsUREs.-A virtuous mind il
fair body is a fine picture in a good light
and, therefore. it is no wonder that i
makes the softer sex full of charms.
@There is at present lying in New
York harbor Russian vessel called tn,
Arno, which dare not venture home Oh
account of the recent declaration of war
Ey A number Of families passed through
Peoria, Ill.,, last week, on their way to th,
Pacific. The preparations for emigration
this spring are not very extensive.
Ey Miss Fantadling says the first tins
she locked arms with young man, sht
felt like Hope leaning on her anchor
Poetic young woman, that.
wWm. F. shrot, printer, wa
clicked to death by piece of meet a
Providence, R. l., last Saturday Tht
poor fellow thought it was pi!
Ew Patience is very good, but, perse
verance is much better; for willie tEe fol,
mer stands as stole under difficulties
the latter whips them out of tie ring.
NIt is fact that insurance in New
York is twice as high asin London. though
the latter has but one hundred and min,
fremen, while the former has but tire
Mousand 1
GF The latest case of absence of mint
was that of young woman in Portland
who was sent by her mother to buy a pai
of shoes, and instead of buying them
married the shoemaker.
ARTISTS have adopted different EN-
blems of charity. We wonder none o
them ever thought of a piece of India
rubber, which giyes more than any othe7
substance.
HThe Legislature of Massachusetts
has got to complimenting its Speaker will
a service of plate. Mr.. Lord, Speaker
of the House, is to receive one costing
81, 900.
~-Our friend r. S. McEwing, late
editor of the Holmes County Farmer, was
appointed Clerk of the Ohio Penitentiary
at a special meeting of the Directors or
Saturday last.
AwA principal item Of the Wing vic
tory in Connecticut consists in the Wing
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