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ns-isally Jones, have ySu done that sum

nr'sally Jones, have ySu done that So n
/ set you 4
NO thir, / cant do it..
Cant do It l ana ashamed Of yon Why,
1t your age Tcnuld do any sum that wase
set me. hate thas word can't be 9sRe, |
tell you
i think, ttir, ! know thum you can't
thifer out
.lIal Wen, silly lets hear il. apd We win
see
IL ia tAith, thir;--lf one apple eauthed
the ruin Of ihe whole human rathe, hoy
many thuch will it take to make barrel Of
thwect thiaerf
Miss sally Jones, you may turn 50 your
rarsing lesson
H- / am 50 glad to fnd-you gre Bet.
ter sold John Hunter, the fanous~slrgeon,
70 Foote, thu equally famous droll actor,
upon paying lin professional visit enc
morning you fellswed my prescription Of
course
Indeed / did pot doctor, retorted SAN,
'or should hive broken my neck 7
tBrokca yeur neckp exclaimed Hunter,
in amazoment
Yes said d'oOte, for 1. threw your
prescription gu. Of three story window :"
E5-A negro was brought up before the
: Mayor Of Phiiaael phia fer stealing chickens
The theft was~conolnsively proved
We'll, Toby said his Homer, Awhat have
~>yen got to<say. for yoursolfp
Muffin, bst dis, Boss: Twas ascrazy as
bedbug whsn Istole dat ar pullet, cos i
might stelo( dc Big rooster an neber done
it Dat shoYs ielusively dat was lAboriBg
under dc delirium Tremendous
-SWhat is slew bread, Auatil asked
liz, who was reading the bible consecutive
y and tearing out the leaves as he went y
long, 50 IS not 70 lose the place; 'what is
shsw bread b
u .Why.Is&ao saia Mrs Partinssoa --'shoo
bread is that yhieh the people earn by msk !.
ing shoes. There Is plepty Of it in Lyns.
I9st.
nseJohnny. one bright erOaing, was.
standing by the windsw gazing At the moon
and stars, and, afler looking for some tina
very inteatlS, be turned and said to his
mother, who was sitting beside him
'Mammal what aFs these bright little
things in the sky Are they The ntq9a's
I ilth- 5abies I,
Es-Charles Bannister, that invsterstel
punster, coming into coffee house. one
stormy night, said be never saw saeh wind.
Saw a>wiad, replied a friend, 'What was
IL hke4
Like answered Charles, To have blown
my bat off II
HssIlood gave birth to a great many
qaaiat ideas Ia the four following liaes
he daguerreotypes 4 ssorn at sea-
The sua went DIVA ia blood rcd fame.
( Aad the sky grew cloud and blses,
AHd lhe taaasha biilaws-lake leap iFogs came,
+ Each cter TIE eifsr's back
s-A wag sometime age ADVERTISED a ear
riase to perform without horses, with one
wheel, ana invited all curious mechanics to
scoit Many members Of the society efsrts
attended, AID in their arder Of expectation,
here shown trl4l5aryele~
: ~. Bidly has that surly fellow cleared
of the snow from the payenentP
Yes. sur
sDia he clear i. of with al..rity, Biad5 7
No, sir-with 4 sisoeas
kE- WHAT'S thd difference between sn al
tempted hOmieide and Cincinnati hog
one s !. assanst with iD.ent 10 lii ana
The otbor Is 10 hi with intent "a sals1
= aseasaf WE story q 10Y g
motive - &c c.earIyI,hat the enginesr bad 10
~ down ana ~ hin, ar II. ,rset
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