Semi-weekly standard. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1853-18??, 1854-12-30
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The Carryer 2 the Patrons of the en- & Standard:
TSubjec KRIsMus Remarkabel punctoal 2 it's
titne--hits the 90 fifth agin-Banks and Legislator
and later knews ginralIy -hkewise oyster Banks
also pharaoh Banks in the dark-Sittys Commsshu-
ners and the sittywasun Of other things bea-sidcs
--sevral other thyngs two-likewyse the B'oon and
the man in it-with Et seteras Of the seasun, and
the Kossic and the Alyes, and the ~Kontinental
Kass ginrally of the ropean war-likcwise long
rope for all of um twell they hang therseves Moor
Over modist Request from the Karrer for SON.
thin mor'en three sents, whichsis q pertickle-her
smaui some of phunds about meow
Heer we are agin, with knowboddy but ourselves
A Krismussing ov it with a coald knoas:
krismus has hit the 90 fifth agin, and the
klock-the Senet Klock, and the Kom-
mons Klock, and the town Klock also, all
Struck it too last mite percisely at II ; s -
| Likewyse an idea struck us: bein hard
1t broak in various peaces-that is, not 49, "a
Over he'd, but the idea-and then, not 2 -
peaces but an too-thats it-a knumbcr of
Partickleher phragments which, the phrag-
meants, we xpect to sow along so, like wheel.
Krsmus is mulch better to be in ones boans
Then the rumatiz. And then agn we hev
Egg gnog and krackcrs, and oysstirs and
Other stirs-likewyse somthin to drink, -.
Which-that is the drink-should be Kon-
slider 8 ly xamined be it is imbibcd,
Lest it should proove too hevy for the he'd.
Speakin of oysstirs one is natruy led
TO Kontemplait oysstr banks, which is *.
More improvin than pharaoh banks, or
Other banks, kept the pharmer's bank of
Durt, which d clars its divid ems onct
A yeer, and wer never moan to dishoner
A draught draun upon>t in rail ernest.
Over the waters, in the oald world-so
Cauled bekause Kreation, like the Star of NJ
pire began thar LIST, and proceeded west
Wardly-Konsequently they air the oaldeSt-
That is in the oad world the roolin of the
Combatents in war, is still quite tremenjus.
The reeson phor it is this Turkey, havin gol-
den horne, invited the russian Bare to drink
AT the brantch, which was qnitc coaid, with
Nothn to dash it: Bare REGENTS Turkey
Struts Boss US all-that is on the Bospho-
rus krick or wrun, or pom of waiter, so to spekc,
She hghsted her flag and preapaired for
Battel Then we had it. they fit konsderabel:
Also the allighs Wherupon Ceebasstoppel
is not took yit. This okhashuns, however,
Phaul in phunds, and cinkn qneuepons
as we'll as sinllin of ships.
LIKEWISE
The wether has bin knoatabel dry of lait: So
Mulch that the B'loon man went up phrom
the Fare grouns hevin spektickles, to look
For klouds ano found nun. This is OWN
To the Almekncks-that is, not the Bloon,
For that went up OWN to Gass-for the ALL
meknicks we hev he'd this seson are re-
Markabel behind in perdio shuns of rane
Then agin the Legislature sot last monthe,
And that, 5ein dry, wer promotiv of the drowth.
But, we was sayin,
The Allighs after hevin fit, and phit, and phyt,
Air Konstrayned, OWN agn to the wether, to be
Doo-Nothins; also the Wings, after gropin about
For sum time and hollorin to be inphormed
Whar they wer, hev gott to be Gnow-Nothns.
This is pertickeler refreshin, speshually to the
Oald staigers-not staigcs-but oald hax
OF partye, who mead Ree-paneten and knew
grcsin, in order that they may run better.
Also, the poar Phoriners, who oughtentow bin
Born at all, as therbye they mite hev eskaped
Menny hard gnocks. Moor Over the Cnow-No thins
Cud hev dun ther voatin for EN-, and they'd
Hev bin none the WISER. Is not this Amerike?
Warn't it discovered by an Ameriken, Mister G.
Clumbus, who oanly happened to be horned in
Spain? Sertingly. An this brings US to the Inguns-
The spectacle aboridgnknees Wuzzant the oald
Tuskaroarer chefe Tommy hawks, which was bornd
Along Laik drummond, and which romed over Roam
oke leland, ov em? Sertingly agin. What's the
Yuse, then, disputen about it? The Gno-Nuthens
Is clearly En-Tytled to the kontrole mulch the
Other aboridginces wer em. Tow hoaped,
However, as they meat about in the dark-hkewyse
in Sellers, like the pharaoh Bank, they will
Endever to konduc themselves respectable.
Also, the Sitty commissioners:
This is phrea town it OF to B. Nothin
Disturbs the sean kept bad streets, by taxes,
Independent niggers lurkin about grogshops
With three sents to bi drynk hkewyse Kards
and other gamlin. Aso we hev Stated preacher,
But moar Gin than holyness. Then agin what
Ken the preacher du, when the multitude, poss-
essed of the wyd, bad devvles averice, and
Ambishun, and Low oflicker, go ahed lyke so
Menny animels on the red not of Destrucshon?
We advise people ginrally to stand from under, and
alters
To look out fur the engine when the bel wrings
Sn And now hears tn the gurls,
With boes on ther bonnits andboes Their arrums
Also, a husban fur catch ov EN- Hears Krismus
Tu all the bois, poar well rtch, and a heap
Of Krackers and cd sents for 'em 2. And
Then agn hears tn the GAL Phoges, hopen 'em
Oanly fast dais fur ther Gins, leavin the other
Fast dais fur the yung Amerikes. Likewyse
We expected tn goa to Wilminton, butt our in
vite-ashun wer miskarried in the males, leavin
Us hear, the legislator not in cession, with
Bryck in over HAITI and nobody to surculait
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