Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1854-11-15
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4 rcomaa's ballot 5or-the cradle
Plenty-"shooting matches" and fat turkeys.
I,s toua-the 'pizerinctums' Who wants to Join
Eow-the ink keg and the contents of our pock.
ct book.
MgA-the price of -four, and our DEVILS stand.
ing collar
Trouuesoms-the Indians in Texas and the
diarrhea
About-the deer hunters from Philadelphia and
other places.
down to point.
III to,cu-the chap with the bellows head piece.
He's .'hull team
Cheap-potatoes in Western Indiana. Only
25 cents per bushel.
Comnon-bank failures in Indiana, and empty
pocket-blooks in Clearfeld.
UIH soon be cut to atoms-Romanism in Ameri-
ca. by Jonathan's jack-knife
Coming mp-our list of subscribers. Sound on
the Goose question. G'lang John.
Some pusapkins-the little man with the Shang-
hal hat The butchering business must pay.
On, orr tablc-the School Journal for Novem-
Der. It is full of interesting matter.
Badlg ''picR'-politics in New York and the
matter on standing galley.
Auti- Ne5rasko-The official m majority in Indiana,
in all but three counties, is 1888
Orer-the elections for this month. Massachu-
sets brought up the Tuesday last.
orr ha"ks-to the young lady who gave us the
biy Nav oef hus
Recomme,aced-the Oyster war in Maryland. Po-
komoke and Nantikoke are in arms,
Big rofts-those spoken of by Victor Hugo. in
the article our first page entitled Monster Rats
To narr,ed men.-Never fatter, scold
your wife before other people. especially strangers
RtcA-that ''pettcoat'' discussion up street the
other night Let her flicker ladies. she's all
fGnWd.
.Scarce-kindling materials. What subscriber
will bring us load of pitch pine? Don't all
speak at once.
Realty for seedins-our sidewalks They are
ploughcd deep enough to produce fine crop
Root hog, die
Ttght-thc money market, and the fellow who
was tryi ng to lay out fence the board
walk yesterday
Raised TIE yrice-the .Jeferson,a" to 80 in ad-
vance There papers that will have to
do likewise, or 90 down.
Deiightfta honeymoou.-A has been
raigned in Detroit for whipping his wife the
ond day after marriage.
Comiug-Jack Frost, and sleigh rides with the
"vidders'' squashes, pumpkins, and molssscs
candy wont we be ..im toum'' then?
Wholesaie.-As far heard from seven districts.)
al the Congressman elected in Illinois are Anti
Nebraska men. Alas poor Douglass,
The Saturday Erentag lIa,l-edited by G. r.
Graham comes to us in a new form, and much i'm
proved 1t is excellent family newspaper.
Uptn tie fgmres-our terms. Couldn't help it.
Empty four-barrel, empty ink keg. empty paste
cup, empty coal house. and empty purse.
Unpopuiar-Soue our minister to Spain The
Spaniards are clamoring loudly for his recall Such
a hot-headed bully ought never to have been sent.
Coid-the weather, and office If Joseph
don't want dig in the ribs, he'd better come and
put those boardsup. We're getting sort 'snappish.
Good Sentin,ent.-People go according to their
brains If these lie in their head they study; if in
the stomach they eat; if in their heels they dance
COttUpStUgT T1Hc TUtten DiEhs All Touuu the COuH-
try Steer clear of Western bogus and wild cat bills
and all sorts of shin plasters. squally times.
Repeaiei-the usury laws of Great Britain. We
think il wouldn't be bad idea for Pennsyvania to
follow the example Our present system is a nui-
sance and a curse.
Can't qn,t-the Locofoco papers Safeguarding
the Know Nothings.' We hope they IL keep it up
till the next election. Go it boys. Wallop them
like blazes.
Upsuccessfni-the young lady who was trying to
catch husband the other night and only succeed
ed in catching bad cold. Try it again. my
dear, better luck next time.
Badiy licked'-the Locofoeos in Ohio They car. |
ried only five counties in the State. They are cf
fectually skinned, slaughtered, dead and buried
FUSED up
Getting customary-to send gold dollars instead |
,f cakes, with wedding notices. Shouldn't onder
if some of our young friends would take the hint |
Send them on, we're strapped
RaftsmoR's JonrnaI-one of the ost interest |
ing and spicy papers in the State.-Eea Bite.
Thank you. FIeas scarce in this region
nothing but 'bed-bugs,' would bite in return
Ner Restaurant Greaf has opened |
new restaurant in the basement of Hemphilrs Ho- |
ell where all lovers if good oysters, sardines ETC.
will be cheerfuly accommodated Give him a call,
Rnssta beAind,-If the Czar could walk into
Turkey as we did at dinner last Sunday poor Omar
'acha would find himself in an ugly predicament
He'd be where Jonah was when he swallowed the
whale.
Ktna-the efforts of some of our friends to pro-
ure new subscribers, at our increased rates.
We are glad the movement is properly understood
The price was entirely too low in the first place
We can now afford to labor.
Eancy-the new '.harness' Of our friend .eyery