Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1854-10-12

drank L then proceeded to drink glass of
beer, went over to the States, WHERE [ pro-
cured glass Of beer,-went up to stairs, for
which 1 paid sixpefice, over TO the Cost
Island, for which l disbursed twenty-five
cents, hired guide to whom paid half
doilar-sneezed four times at nine cents
sneeze-went up on the tow r for quarter
Of dollar, and looked at the Falls-didn't
feel sublime any, tried to but couldnt-took
some beer, and tried again but fliled-drank
glass of beer and began to feel better
thought the waters were sent for and were On
journey to the -. thought the place be-
low was one sea of beer-was gong to Jump
down and get some, guide held me; sent him
over to the hotel to get glass of beer, while
| tried to write some poetry; result as fol-
lows:
o thou (spray in ono eye) awful (small
lobster in right shoe) sublime (both feet wet)
masterpiece of jinmeny, what lie) the
Almighty. Terrible and majestic art tn on
in thy tremendous might-awful (orful) TO
behold, (eramp in my right shoulder) gigan-
tic, huge and nice. Oh, thou that tun.blest
down and risest up again in mysty majesty to
heaven-thou glorious parent of thousand
rainbows-what a huge, grand, tremendous
in unite, awful terrible, and old swindling
humbug you are, what are you doing there
you rapids you-you know you've tumbled
over the rocks and can't get up again TO save
your puny existence: you make great fuss,
don't you?
Man came back with the bee, drank it to
the last drop, and wished there had been
gallon Elore-walked ort on a rock to The
dge of the fall, wonan on shore very much
frightened h-r not to get excited if 1
fell over, as L would step right up again, it
would not be much of a fall anyhow; got
glass of beer of woman and another of two
small boys with pail-ffteen minutes elaps-
ed when | purchased come more of an Indian
woman and imbibed it through a straw; it
wasn't good had to get glass of beer to
take the taste out of my mouth legs began
to tangle up, effect of the spray in my eyes,
got hungry and wanted something to eat
went into an eating house, called for plate
of beans, when the plate brought the waiter
in his hand took it, hung my beef and beans
up on nail, eat my hat, paid dollar to
nigger, and sided on the step walk bought
boy of glass Of log with a small beer and
neck on his tail, with collar with spot
ou the end /; felt funny, sick; got some soda
water in tin cup, dranl, the cup and placed
the soda on the counter, and paid for the
money full of pocket; very bad headache
rubbed it against the laEp-post, and then
stumped along; station house came along and
said if / didn't walk straight he'd take me to
the watchman; tried to oblige the station
house very civil station house, very; met
baby with an Irish woman and wheelbarrow
in it, couldn't get out of the way, she wouldn't
walk on the side walk, but insisted OF going
on both sides of the street at once; tried to
walk between her; consequence collision. aw
full, knocked cut the wheelbarrow's nose, troke
the Irish woman all to pieces, baby loose court
house handy, took me to the constable, Jury
sat on me, and the Jail said the magistrate
must take me to the constable; objected tie
dungeon put me into the darkest constable in
the city; got out, and here L an prepared to
stick to my original opir:on--Niagara uaus
hunabug! non ercelsus, non indigaus adait-
ratcont Yours unguestioalbly.
Q, H PHILASDER DoEsTIcKs, z. b.