The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1854-07-20


SOME poor men are undelyalued, be-
cause worth noting Erchange.
Many rich men are over valued, be-
cause worth much. We have some of
this kind in Wyandot county.
THE TREES stuck up about town begin
to look like the last rose of summer, We i
wilted
INTEREST speaks all languages and acts
all parts, even of disinterested. .-Erchange
We have had the satisfactory evidence
of the above facts.
AS NO character is more venerable than
that of a wise old man, so none is more
contemplate than that of an old fool.
What is not for the interest of the whole
swarm is not for the interest Of single
bee
IT is curions with what moral fortitude
men can bear with the misfortune of 9TH
.ers.-Erchange.
It is not SO curious after all, for it ap-
pears natural with the human family.
We are about making arrangements for
having spring gun put up inside of all
our papers, so as too shoot the man that
opens it without having subscribed -
Meanness, beware !--Erehange.
If we had such fixing wouldn't there
be lot of dead ones soon in this county
The mongrel convention at Columbus
is very well described in the following
lines:
Dreams are but children of an idle brain.
Begot of nothing hut vain fantsy.''
DEMOCRATS, you will find call from
the Central Committee for the primary
meeting in your townships, in to days Pi-
oneer.
THE pavements begin to look up il
town. If our citizens keep on improving
we will soon have nice sidewalks.
Why is dancing like new milk? Do
you give it up? Bekaze it strengthens
the calves.
ALL solid bodies become luminous al
800 degrees.
Why is caterpillar like a Duckwheat
cake? Because it is the grub that makes
the butter fly!
You've men are advised never to hang
around ladies' waists nor rum shops
Both excite the brain and madden the
blood.
A REMEDY.-Harriso Keller has rem
edy for this hot weather His nice, clear
and cold ice cream is certain cure
Just try it. But young man, why don
you keep us little cooler?
THE EFFEcT.-Anothe drunk came ur
before Justice Kirby yesterday, and the
fellow was fined and put to press for one
day.
BUCKEYE STATE-This paperhas agair
changed the type or head of the paper
Well, all right, as it changes principles
about every three months.
THE man who tried to sweeten his tel
with one of his wife's smiles has 'faller
back" on sugar. Nothing like first prin
ciples after all.
LADIES, who have disposition to pun
ish their husbands, should bear in mine
that little warm sunshine will melt al
icicle much quicker than a regular nortl
easter.
The Stark County Democrat pronounce
the fusion convention recently held in tha
county a complete failure; only seventeen
persons attended ito Patriot
i In this place the Wings had to raise sui
fcient funds to send two delegates to &c
them to go at all.
DEAD.-Aaron Hinchman, former Ed
itor of the Home Stead Journal, at Saler
Ohio, is dead. His troubles are over an
eternal JOY must be his portion, as he er
: deayored to do what he believed to b
right.
The Connersville (Ind. Telegraph say
that the Bank of Connersyille has declal
ed dividend of eight per cent out OF tn
profits of the last six months. Sixtee
e per cent. per annum is very handsom
r profit, we should say.---krchange.
They will declare greater diyiden
:. than sixteen or twenty five per cent, whe
c the bank closes for good.
}, ANorHRR board of health, and thel
e would never be case of Sickness
I Upper Sandusky again. Why the thir
i works like charm
n THE PIONEER needs about FIVE hundre
/ more Subscribers to make it one of Il
n papers you read Of
CHEAp-Thc man who traded a co
Ie for pair Of breeches, and then gave
is quarter of dollar for the coat again,
some trader, and believes in cheap dre'