The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1854-04-22
ENDS AND ODDITIES.

ENDS AND ODDITIES.
ga Dobbs, the portrait painter, says
the reason why tom cats are SO musical, is
because they are fiddle-strings inside
hand us that old boo,---s cat, you nigh,
brawlers. Fa#~s
tD Did your fall hurt you e. said
one hod carrier TO another who had tal-
len from the top Of two-story house
E"No, in the Taste. honey; twas s.oppln'
so quick that hurt me-"
BAL, is said tina, Time cuts down
all, both great and small" House rents
however, are an exception. for they are
always going up.
la An exchange tells an incredible
; story OF boy who caught hungry dog
aud tied him by the tail, and then eoaxed
MIN on, of his skin with piece Of liver.
HB A western paper, speaking OF
man VINO died IN the most abject poverty
and neglect, said that "he died withou,
the aid oi physiclan."
E1-T The old fogy who poked his head
on, from "behind the times" has had il,
soundly Knocked by passing event.
$50 it old fellow" said an idle SEA Pc
gracious to al homes, laboref al work -
work away while We play, You SOW, and
we'll reap"
Very likely. my lads" replied the old
man raall., G.tsu, ,x,u,,rr homns
Ma man was found mounted on
ladder, with ms lips pressed to the tele-
graph wires. He was kissing his wife
IN Philadelphia by telegraph.
kkB-One of the Albany editors SAYS
the only reason why MS dwelling was no,
blown away during the late severe gale,
was because there was a heavy mortgage
on IT.
80 Why is the kingdom OF Heaven
and our States Prison allAes Because
the rich keep on, OF both.
n~A sleepy deacon, who sometimes
engages in popular amasements, hearing
the minister quote these words, Shuttle
off this earthly coil" started up, and rub
bed his eyes, exclaming-"Hold u
squire, it's my deal
Love your neighbor as yourself"
SAID parson 10 a member OF MS flock.
The Lord help him, then,' replied the
latter. '.tor hate miself like pizln ever
since lie, Righteous Skinfin, cheat TIE
on. ut the bob.tail mare"
Etg- The man VINO plays a, once On
the horn Of dilemma, got his frs, idea
of music on hearing haycock crow
while he was tying kuo. in a cord Of
wood.
E<We like to see young lady walk
as though flee were biting her on each
hip, II is SO fascinating. She is just the
match for the dandy VINO s,sps like an
open winged turkey travelling on bed Of
. not ashes"
kJ A number OF letters written BY
G bbon, the infidei historian, TO his aunt,
nave recently been found in which he ex.
presses as the earnest conviction OF his
heart, tina, religion is the best guide Of
youth, and the bes, eonfo.. of old age.
81" Madam. is this house TO IL, 2"
Il. is, sir" And yourself with il. Z"
No, sir I'm to be lie, alone"
pN- We should like to know how ma
ny spokes there are In wheel OF for.
tune
| o; VIVA, kind OF timber is the pos, Of
nonor I!
VIA, kind Of knife is used in cutting
caperss
/ VIVA. would telegraph line be good
Tor on a isa.as excursion.
s4- Sonny, do you know your let
,eIs r. Yes, Sir, TWO oil en- Posi-.
bl. What ne they! Let 'er 90, and
iel - RIP! Smart boy, 90 10 the tub
aud wrt your hair; a BRAIN Of such fer
uli,y caa'i be KEEP 100 moist.
s,es There is no tear 0, knowing too
nusa, though there IS great lear OF prac-
tIcsav To- i'.@. Tne mos, doing man
stall be he mos, knowing man.
5z- Tie following story from the
h.ssrrtocaef should &c It al III mel.
aa-aoiy mood:
/ matter .. fac. old gentleman in New
Ergssnf, raoss -lfe was d thorough
D-sr4-uo,is," Uas awakened 81, oi
stsep B; afs Possessed rib one stormy
nis,i sf,,s--
~HessArc lid ycr near that noise
LIS Gstrssi corning la the sound Of the
cta-ar s5esi- =
., p-aa~. yoa ID fooi = replied tie
o. MAJ. D. 90 spoa. Gabflei is s2eh
az -. - Z, oe.4e o. wheels III sacn good
sir. gtlag - .as.s lrll yol IS ~. Ain,
~ 80 - - 4.csy