The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1854-09-16
WHOLE No. SO4.


mocras;ns. stuffed snakes, rapids, wo,.cs, Cliff
ton House, Suspension Fridge, pla,e where
the water runs swift, the ladies' faint, scream,
and get the paint washed of their faces
where the a,:storrati, Indian ladies' ST on the
dirt and MAKE little has; where all the in
habitants swind'c strangers; where cars 90
in hurry, the walters are innput,cnt, and all
the small boes swear.
When /! came in sight of the SUSPENSION
bridge, was wildly impressed with the idea
that it was some bridge. in fact, a considcra-
bic curiosity, and a con,i'ralle bridge, took
glass Of beer aid walked up TO the Falls
another g!a>s oi hecr, and walked under the
Falls: wanrl another class Of beer but
couldn't get il: walked away from the Falls,
wet through. mad; triumphant, victorious,
h"mhu@ @.-humlHg-sir, all humbus. except
the dablinrs; Of cEcIv tling Which is most
certainty, and tie GU i'li::- Of every body,
which is '.,abolicai fact, anl the Irlans and
f'G"cis everywhere. VIII !, i satanic truth.
.ii.pt'.cr cl..s> OF becr-'twas for.bcomip..
-imn.e'!,;e y a,s,, an,,hcr-ali of which
drank. .hcn proceeded 10 drink glass
OF beer, wcilt over n ,ll. States. where rro-
c"Fti a s!aSs OF bccr-went mp stairs, for
winch paid sixI"r>c orcr 20 Goat Island.
for which disburscl twenty-five cents, Hired
a ga!t'','o "llg,:. pail half t,o,!ar-s,cezea
'Vur times, 1t ninc cents a Sneczc-went up
on The tower Tor quarter oi' a dollar, and
loo!ol Il The fa!lS-,li.!nI feel sublime any.
tried TO III: couldn't, took some beer and tried
ae-a;i. lut failed drank a LASS of beer and
began 10 feel bcticr-thouri The waters were
sc,:t for and were on Journey to the -,
thought TIE place below was one sea Of beer
vas gning 10 jump down and get somc,
guide held me: sent him over TO the hotel to
&c! =!a>> OF beer. while l tried to write
somc poetry: result as fcllows:- -
O'hou (~pray in one evc) awful (slnall lob
>tcr in risi.' slioc) sublime Goth feet wct)
masterpiece. Terrible and majestic art thou
in Thy tremendous might awful (orrul) to be-
hold, tcranp in my right shouldcr) .isantic,
huge and nice. Oh. thou that tumbie>t down
and rl<est up again in misty majesty TO hcav-
r Chiffon "lorlonS parent Of :, thousand rain
bows-wla: huge. grand, awful, terrible
tremendous, infinite old swindlins humbur
vou are: what are you doing there. yon rap
ids vou-,ou know vou'vc tumblcd over the
rocks ard can't Get up again TO save your pu-
ny existence; you MAKE a grca: fuss, don't
yon.
Man came back with the lccr-drank it
TO The last drop, ard wished there had been
gallon walked out On rock to the
edge OF the fail, woman or shore very much
.ti"htencd-l told her not 10 Get cxritc,l if
fell over, as would step right rp arai,-
Ii would net he much OF a tall an, how-rot a
: glass Of beer o! man, another of a WOMAN.
and another o. two small bows with pail
fifteen minutes elapsed when purchased
, SONS more of an Indian. ini,ibed it through a
, straw; it wasn't .ocl-haA to get glass o..
beer 10 take the taste out Of a:r mouth: legs
began to tan"e up effect of The si'rav in nv
cvcS-.ot hungry and wanted somr:hin. 10
eat-wcnt into an eating house. called for a
, plate ct beans; when the Iaic brought the
waiter i'll his ,.aiil ;1o5, Ii, hung up my beef
. ani beans On MI, ca ny hat, pad dollar
, 10 niger, aii'! sided out Ga the s,epwalk
: i'oU.l:; ic. G: a .a>s oi ':os with small
btcr AZ! 4 re :, VA !;s :ai, With dollar with
r a 81; on the cn,! -; some water in lin
cup. ';f':ia t'.e cai' ai.l laced the soda on
the counter. a:.i pa;a! or il,e naonoy FIJI Of
. ro. sc;->cr, bal ..cad.c.c; railcd it a
cs:i:-i tiic lamp !o,t AID then .tnui'ci along
Station house can.c a,oHs a:! s,il ii | tlid..t
20 strait h. take :ac to tie ,.a,o ll,nari-tfi
"a 10 ci.i.c t!ic ,;..:.na Ao;ise-,,.s il ,.a-
: ton house, :cry-:..c; 4 La',r with i Irish
, woman and a :scc!5a..o.. ii i, couldn't get
: on; {, ,.e wv. >iic wouldn't walk on the
>ilc':.,a, but i:..stc! cn .yii.r oil bo,;. sides
| OF the s;rcc. at o:.cc: tried to walk between
her: consequence collision. aw.al-i-nocked
, ont the whcc.harros nose. broke tie iri>h
woman ai 10 isie-c>, baby loose, court house
I handy, tool. nc tc ic constable. jury sit on
me. ;E'l TIE il!i magistrate: must take me to
the constable: objected: ,he tnnmeon put me
i.;p Tie tla.l c>t constable IA he c.v: rot out