Loudon free press. (Loudon, Tenn.) 1852-1855, 1854-09-06
Balm for a Eroken Heart.


"broken hearted woman, as she calls her
s'lf-Mrs. Laura Hunt of Montgomery county,
n. I. Motif IS the public through the Amster-
dam intelllgencer, that her dear husband, Josh
ua Hunt, has left her bed and board and stray
ed 10 parts unknown; and she forbids all girls
and old maids and widows to meddle with or
marry him, under the penalty of the law. She
earnestly entreats all editors throughout the
world" to lay the foregoing information before
their readers Mrs. Hunt will please to perceive
that we have complied with her request.-I Cour-
ier and Enquirer.
And we tco.-TN Y. Transcript.
And we three Gin. Mirror.
And we four.-[N. Y. Standard.
And we five Western Methodist.
And we six : fZion's Herald.
And we seven.-I Maine Free Press,
And we e. l,--r Mo. Free Press.
: AndAsee openeti w oodStock Wing. -
Leave Eer pe0 and board, the william .~weteH.
National Eagle. :.
And straye1 to parts unknown, the vagabond!
we eleven Albany Advertiser.
And we make up the dozen.-- n. Y. Com.
Advertiser.
He left her bed Oh the vagrantl And we
a bakers Dozen Pitts. Amer.
And we start him again. Miners Jour.
Keep him moving. Salt River is too good for
him jackson Courier.
MAY he have corns on his toes, and pains in
his ribs all the days Of his life. Leave wo-.
mans bed and board, the gracelesS knave ! -
We'll give him the sixteenth Kick Carlisle
Reporter.
Oh the vagabondl he deserves an additional
kick, and we'll give him the seventeenth
Ciev Herald.
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Cour. & Enq
And we give the rascal the nineteenth shove.
Eaton Argus.
And here goes the twentieth American
Sentinel.
Pass him aroundl Start him again the scoun-
dre And here goes the twenty-irSt kick
Utica Daily News.
We givehim the twenty-second. Brethren add
your mite Vergennes Vermont.
Here's our kick. No. "A, put it into the scamp
thick and fast Concord Freeman.
Break woman's heart the fend Take that
too.-I Painesville Tel.
And we repeat her wrongs and his shame TO
our twenty thousand readers Saturday Cour-
ier
Oh, the awful critter He'll be a courting
our Peggy next paragraph him, brethren. with
engeance-paragraph him. Washington In
dex
Ticcak his nose, the varmint! And until he
returns, may ducks nibble him grass-hOppers
kick him! bed bugs bite him, and nightmare
haunt him! May he have hair in his victuals,
corns on his toes, a flea in his stocking, and a
bite on his nose! = Cleveland PIaindealer.
We arraign him as a heartieSs disuHi0nist, in
thus dissolving the union between himself and
Laura, and breaking the poor woman's heart
Geauga Freeman.
Break woman's 'heartr Miserable mis-
creant Earth and life load him with all stings
and torments crush out. the last spark of his
miserable existence, and send him down to his
fathers told Plutos) regions, there to dwell,
where the angelic presence Of woman was never
knOwn...(Union.
Nay he swallow just quart
OF cholera at each BREATH
May mosquitoes hunt him out
And poster him to death!
Toledo Blade.
Left her bed has he? How verdant He
must certainly be a Now Nothing;-didn't know
when he was we'll off. We give him two kicks
Lou Times.
We think it is time for abuse Of this poor fel
low to stop. We have no doubt his wife was
left her Somerset Gazette.
Hod Gazette man; nor dare add insult upon
injury to the "broken hearted woman!' But,
Let his bed be no bed
The wrctch-give him pallet among the fcas.-
What and strayed to parts unknown ;left her he wed
Let him wink out by degrees.-[Loudon Free Press.