Plymouth banner. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1852-1855, 1854-01-12

bow and ii bland smile irr M. ucli.tt. a..
and wink of intense meaning for nv
enc mics ! snsll bdicate with dieni :.
the arm chair. in favor OF its legitimate ie
proprietor. By the way this arm char.
is but a pleasant fiction Of Bostons. -
the only seat in the Herald Office. being
the empty nail keg which have cccu-
cupied while writing my leader upon the
inverted box. tha, answers the pupose Of
table. But such is life. Diyrsted of
lis poetry and romance. The objects of our
highest admiration becomes more com
mon place like the Herald's arm chair
and table. Many ideas rhi,h we have
learned to love and reverence from the
poetry of Imagination as tables became
old segar boxes On close inspection and
more intimate acquaintance.
If he has given offence to any ore he is
ready to accept their apologies. He says:
"Commencing an independent journal.
| have gradually passed through all stages
Of inciPient whiggery, decided conserva,
tism. Gignifed recantation. budding
democracy and radicalism' and ! now
close the series with an entirely literary
number in which have carefully tb-
stained from The mention Of BadJ and
Wigler, mean Wagler and Bildo. no
never mind-as Toodies says. haven't
mentioned aug of EN- but been careful 10
preserve perfect armed neutrality"
The descri ption of the arrival home Of
Judge Ames. after ali the trouble PhGnix
had caused him is very rich. tie saws:
Cody we gazed from the window
OF the office upon the new town road.
when we deserted c'oud Of dust in the
distance. high above it waved whip
lash and we said Boston cometh. and
his driving is like that of John the son
of Nlmshi, for he driveth furiously."
Calmly we seated ourselves in the arm
chair. and continued oar labors. Anon
a step. heavy step. was heard uron the
stairs. and Boston stood before us. lin
shape and gesture proudly eminent. stood
like tower but his face deep
stars OF thunder hud lnirenched aud care
sa; on his f-ded check. but under brows
of dauntless courage and considerate
pride. waiting revenge" We rose and
with unfa i'ering voice. said. We'll. Judge.
how do YOU do" He made no reply but
commenced taking off his coat. W. re-
moved ours. also Our cravtt.
The sixth and last round is dsscribed
by the pressnan and com osi'ors-
having been fearfully scltntific. We
held Boston down over the press by
our nose (Which we had inserted between
his teeth for that purpcse.) and while
our hair was employed in holding one of
his hands. we held the other in cur left.
and With the Sleeps foot 5randished over
our head. we shouted TO him say Waldo
Never! he gasped--
Oh! my Blg--ler he would have muttered,
But that he drledn mp ere the word was uttered.
AT this moment we discovered tnsi we
had been laboring under misunde rstand-
ing. and through the amicabIe interven-
ton OF the pressmau who thrust a roller
between our faces that (that gave the
whole flair very different cemplexion.)
he matter was fnall, settled on the most
friendly terms, land without prejudice TO
the honor Of either party" We write
this while sitting without any clothing.
except our left stocking. aud the rim of
our hat encircling our neck like ruff of
the eliza than era--itat article of dress
having been knocked over our head at an
early stage of the proceedings. and the
crown subsequently torn off, while the
Judge is sopping his eyes in cold water
In the next room. small boy standing
beside the sufferer with a basin. and glanc-
ing with interest over the advertisements
IN The San Diego Herald, fair copy OF
which was struck off upon the back Of
his shirt at the time we held him over
the press"
The Wards who murde red poor Butler
az Lnuisyllle have moved for a channe of