Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1854-04-26
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Bm5~ First arkcy-- Why, carea't blas ii
genlums make eundsums jis ike white fokss
Second Dafkoy---' Wal. wal, val. cas-,
trey can. Here me now here IRE now. =
Why am why am Why an q danso nan
wlat can't Gag muffin d agbody. Ike Sen.
trum Daglass Cub lin up Case II
goes IN for Neber ask question
First Darkey--c 10 feat Oh gnbmcnt y
took you t. de goass # inform ton ef yoe
Do dat agia, sambo, I.eF dem tiags iaee =
Too much llrMia for culleJ gemmea. q 'gay
Sum
gy- Good morning stranger Were art
YIN moving to2
10 Arr ksnsaw
Where did you come from%
From the State of North casoliier
.A'ill there BE- much emigration from that
State this year,
4 mighty sight. ! reekia mighty bard
tines thar tis year A heap d people i. o.
The pat Of starsin
'Ayby g. what's tie natter
III. simn.o crap has failed, aed In gwiae
to look for better country
uiZZlcus
RI Mr mayn't lick some o that ere
molasses Z paved nice lad asst from The
rural districts. 81 merchant VI bong Wharf
tie otbes day. who vas s9.eiatoeding tie
laaiiag d i ra-gp q malassgs
'Yessllk ard be diraed, replied lle owner
abruptly.
4 won't now, retained lhe youth. 'capsc
you swofc
r1s~ Zone sharp youas olitr, who assoc
ciatel With such only, grows witty about N 20
marrying paint. cotton, whslsbones silk, @'e
1t would be easy to ret0r the compliment
for W. men actually marry creatures Il hfif
bears precsc. toblce iiee una haywood
done op ii tish pauts AID Dob tailed c3ats
rg7,- Mrs Jerusalem says she won't est
any barn that Is "cured unless sho knows
what porly eas sick with II with 1--we
sickness. Mrs J viii take same more bat
Ii yth tie measles and collie and sjeh Ike
WRINKLES. she won't damolish moath'Gl -
We d9u't know rs We blsmo Mrs Jerusalem.
ao1s-a'h girls are 50 skiiish ia Bangor
that t,eie mothers are obliged to put blinds /
npon Their. Ike the biiad4 npon ho-ses 49,
Whom they see a young man il puts them IN
saeI hlttcr that they cant s.scnd to their /
spinning
n.g9 The man sho doesn't read oewspa
pers wants to know Il the Mess.s Xaneancy
who appears in the Senate list as United /
Sites Senators fonl the states Of Maine,
Vermont. North Carolina aod Mississippi are
brothers, or in any way related
rs7y@A newly marnod man delares Chat if
he Ind only an inch more Of happiness be
could net live His wife and sister are
obliged to roll bin on the floor AVID spat bin
With shirgle every day, to prevent hin from
being too happy
Wanted "A 4uill from the wings Of the
wind.
The length of tho North Polo.
A plaster TO cure the bite Of q. rope
The exact weight of Eight reading
The tail Of a pig Of lead
Tho printer who was never wr9nged cut Of
dollar.
aay-Some protape cynie having no fear
Of Cupid before his eyes, has perpetrated tho
following villainous parody:
Love Is q nightmare with one foot
Two children with one bum
Two turnips with single root
Two cabbage heads rs Que.
sSg-Ibc fgiloNiag epitaph may be found
upon a tombstone in Stalforshire Euglaod
Beneath this stone lump of clay,
Lies Aabella Young
Who on the 2Gth Of May
Began 10 hold her tongue
ls:3y~ fwould be odd to see alobster smok-
ing cigar or a toad chewing tobacco; but
to see an editor at peace With the P--devil, |
himself and the world, and up to his aukles |
in prosperity, would be stili more strange. I
That's a fact.
EGy.0ld Downs Gays he knew girl way
down East who was so jealous hearted that
she discarded her lover, sea captain. because !
10 speaking Of oUe Of biz voyages, he said be
hygged the sloreF
rs5y~ Mr. Joues. it must give you great
deal Of trouble to DO setting that watch Of
yours SO often
Not at all. Mr.. Brown, the greatest trou-
bio is, the daEned thing won't stay set
nSsy-A traveller asked Bob Triple If he
had ever been round the llorn. No sir. "
replied the Innocent Bob Il never goes
round the horn amt ashamed to take it, no
matter who's by
gsy-An Iiish gentleman lately fought
duel with bis intimate friend because he io-
eosely asserted tina: be WAS born without 4
shirt on bis back
G@5- Whom you happen to have no dinner
aud no money 10 buy one, jus. sit down and
read a cookery book. Capital feast Of i'm
aginatiun, that.
6yslf you would be puageat. be brief
f1r In 4 with mnrL na Will snnLnanls lLn