New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1854-06-30

9Hec' NnoS W uese foreigners what comes
here-ah are niggers. Look at de Irish, m
rep haggers after dey cum here-ah OATS a
fac, aohey"
The lilbernian, finding he had met more than
anateh, considered discretion the better part
4 q saior, and edged out of the way while " Miss
tehouina threw her kiss-me-quick back on
her shoulders, and gave her braek'' compau-
a ons look which seemed to say, "tfo way,
n white man, an don't cum near me-
n SINGULAR CASE or SoMNAuBuLIsM.-N Might
befora last, gentleman, whom, for the sake of
brevy and certain other considerations, we
d EMAIL call ", returned from short absence
aud proceeded to his boarding. house in the
western part of the city, not thousand miles
from Fifth street. Revolving in his mind the
pleasing idea that young and very handsome
we vas awaiting his return, and probably was
1T that moment watching Mt the window or list
tning to catch the sound Of his approaching
footsteps, he hastened homcward, and, applying
ihe ntght-key to the latch, opened the door and
quickly assembled to his room All was dark
hess thinking that the fair partner of his griets
, and Joys, wearied with watching, had retired
for the night, and wishing to surprise her into
wakefulness with the magic of a kiss, he stole
softly to the bedside. He listens but does not
lear her breathe; not even that gentle respira-
\ lion which the slumhers OF innocence only knows
Aoroke the stiffness Of the night, He passed his
$land quickly over the pillows, but no head was
4 crushing the yielding down.
NOV, some men are slow at arriving at con-
glusois, but with the fact staring him so glar-
!. lngly 10 the face, x jumped ut once into the
! conviction that his wife was not there To lose
ones wife, especially young and handsome one,
under any circumstances Is, to say the least of
D u, decidedly not pleasant; but to come home in
4 the middle of the night, and find her non est is
\ aeeIdedly and peculiarly perplexing.
Impulse uickened thought, and " rushed
to the room Of bachelor friend, on the same
ioor, with the intention of asking him if he
knew the reason Of his wite's strange and unac-
countable disappearance. He opened the door,
and was about to cross the threshold, when a
strange sight swept across his optics; by the
lamp light he beheld, not
1.-TWO souls with but single thought
Two hearts that beat one -
but two noses pointing upwards to the ceiling,
and TWO pair Of eyes above them, on which Nor
pheus had set his seal; but more strange than
all was, that the head TO which one of the noses
belonged was actually adorned with woman's
nighteap
", for second time, was not slow in con-
:. eeption; the star of his friends bacheolrdom
chad Taned, and, during his absence, he had
\ LHhelA 10 himself II vic. " An, the SLY uOg,
after SO often protesting to eschew matrmony p
~ was, wltha, a modest man rs well as q
ksagaeious one; fearful of awakening the slum-
kbering Diana and End mon to whom, in the
kgoodl.ess of his heart, he mythologically COM
tpared them, he was about retiring from the
threshold, when the Ito him) well known pat
tern OF woman's garment, which was hanging
on q chair by the bedside, met his astouished
gaze; sund1y other little et-ceteras Of female
apparel, on investigation, began to wear a
familiar aspect, and, at last the crushing truth
arss upon him that the female occupant of
tie couch was none other than his liege and
#awflll wife.
Kind reader, gentle reader, and may we add,
kconsiderate reader, permit u.s. in the language
! of the "yellow covered literature, to draw the
curtain over the dtnouemeat,' and only state
that the lady ascribes her strange transmuta-
ton from her husbands bed to his friends,
5olely and alone to somnambalism So mote
1t be. [Cinoinnatl Enquirer.
TIE NIGHT SIDE OF LoyE.-Midnight yelled
the heavens with infinite blackness as Hans Won
ssosenbaum stepped from the origed halls Of
kkukei Leger Haus Zum Saus and Brus. The
n of the beer still dashed his wild beard, and
lnurmur of the evening breeze mingled
his soul with the memories of cries for
lother pretze" and "pring in der lager,
Ia sch weitzer!'' and the thrilling OF harps
pianos-for it had been concert night
t-a-ri.na!n he cried from the bottom OF
heart and voice, &C kat-a-n ma Konn