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The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-04-26
What Makes the Butter iy,

Is aquestion readily solved by those who
have used the Worlds Fair Prize Churn.
The subscriber is prepared to challenge
competition in ChurnS. For compactncss,
neatness, durability, pcrlcctncss Of finish and
working qualities, the subscriber claims that
his churn is superior to any IN use.
A large assortment of various sizes, and diff
fcrcnt styles oflinish, are ready for the mar
kct, having been manufactured by the sub
scriber himself, or under his immediate SUI
perintendcncc, for actual use.
Every churn is warranted as made of the
best material and put together to stay. a,
the subscriber has made this his permanent
business, the public has additional assurance
that things shall be as represented.
Orders addressed to the subscriber, at this
place, will receive prompt attention.
6s~All orders addressed to J. Davenport
or Z. Bcckwth, Middlcbury, Vt, will be
promptly attended to.
C. W BALDWIN
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SSI5 ONLY
TOR A HOMESTEAD,

100 FARMS and 5000 BUILDING LOTS,
to be divided on the 3lsi Of March, 1854, a
mong COG Subscribers A large number
are already engaged Many ofthc Lotsncnr
these have been sold for from 2CO to 500
percent, advances over the price for which
these Lots are now sold, showing that
the purchase will be good investment.
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NOTICE.

The notes and accounts due the late firm Of
N. Wood & Co, are in the hands of Messrs.
Barber & Bushnell, for collection. BY at
tending to them forthwith all cost will be
prevented. n. WOOD.
Oct %, 1879. 27;Sw.
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Farm for Sale !

A Farm of 100 acres of choice land, situ-
ated at the centre of the town in Cornwall,
eligibly located for meetings, schools and post
office, is now offered for sale by the subscri-
Der. The farm is well adapted to grass or
grain-isinow in high state of cultivation,
well fenced and well watercd-bas good SUI
gar orchard Of 300 to 400 trees; also an APP
pie orchard of grated fruit The out-build-
ings are in first rate condition. the dwelling
house is not new, but comfortable and pleas
antly located In connection with the farm,
are offered for sale She farming tools, sovencows
40 sheep. The farm alone, or the farm stock
and tools is offered on the most reasonable
terms. NJ. NJ. BLAKE.
Cornwall, Aug. 90, 1858, lS;tf
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KINNlCUTT Il HASKELL.
WHOLESALE g. RETAIL DEALERS
PIANO FORTES.

AND Music and Musical Merchandise Of
every dcscripton-No. Is. Boardmans Build.
ing, under the Museum, Troy, n. Y.
At the above Saloon Piano Fortcs from the
best Manufacturers in New NorE and Boston,
may be found at all times at the lowest prices
Those wishing such merchandise are invited
to call and examine our assortment, or send
us their orders. In either case we promise
to give to all, the best Of attention, and best
of bargains.
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COMMISSIONERS NOTICE

CON- OIISSIONER.S' NOTICE.
We, the subscribers being appointed by
the Probate Court fur the District of Addison,
commissioners, to receive, examine and adj
Just all claims and demands of all persons,
against the estate of
NATHAN CLA1LlN,
Late of Hancock, in said district deceased, aud
also all claims aud demands exhibited in OF
st thereto, and six months from the twelfth
day of March, being allowed by said Court
for the purpose, we do therefore h.reby give
notice that We will attend to the business Of
our said appointment AT the dwelling house oi
the widow, Julia Clalin, the first day of June,
and on the first day Of September from nine
o'clock, A. NJ, until four o'clock, p, VI ga
each Of said days.
EZRA McCOLLOM, c......,.....,..
TIIOS b. MARTIN, No'""''sS''"''S
Dated at Hancock, this sixth day of April,
A. J.: 1854.
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Eenol Notices.

STATE OF VERMONT BE it remembered
District of Addison, IS. that, at u Probate
Court held Ut Mildlcbury, in and for the bis
trict Of Addison, on the 9th day of April,
A. d. 1854:
An instrument purporting TO be the last
will and testament Of
MERR LII S. HAYDEN,
late OF Granville, in said District, deceased,
Is presented for probate 1t is thereupon or
dered that said instrument be considered by
this Court for probate, at the session thereof
TO be held at the office of the Register of this
Court in Middlebury, on Thursday, the 9th
day Of April, instant, 1851, at ten o'clock in
the forenoon And that notice thereof be
given to all persons interested, that they may
appear and make their objections, ifany they
may have, to the allowance of said will, by
publishing a certified copy of this Older in
the Middlchury Register, a newspaper print
ed ut sail Mtldlcbury, three weeks success
sively previous to the time Of said Court.
.Jcd. S, Bushnell, Register.
A true com of rccord. 5li3
Attest Jcd s. Bushnell, Register.
STATE OF VERMONT, ! Be it remembered,
District of Addison, SIS. that at n Probate
Court held nj Middlcbury, in and for the Dis
trict of Addison, on the 9TH day of April
a. d. 1851:
Caleb Wright, guardian of Mason T. Her
rvnrnS and CAxDAce a. HERENDrEN, both OF
Wevhrirlge in said District minors, children
of Earl p. lIercndecn, late of said Wcybridge
deceased, represents to this Court that il
would be conducive to the interests Of his
said wards to sell the water privilege and
saw-mill thereon situated in said Wcybriagc
which WAS set Of and drcrecd to them in the
division of their fathers estate, for the pur.
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LYONS Kathairon

IIaIr Uiisi Bnrrys TrlcOphems, kheIdons
Hutching's and Waters Hair Dyes, Sheldon's
Hair Wash, Sheldons Balm of Roses and
great variety Of Colognes, Hair Oils and Per
furmery just received by HA.SHELDON.
Oct. IL, 1858.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-04-26

I ONG Mohair Mitts, Brown Muslins, French
IL Prints, also SummerGoods for Menswear
just received ny G. G. WAINWRIGHT.
June 20, 1858. o:
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BLACKSMITHs.

WANTED. - Several good Blacksmiths
w and Strikers, to work on Axes. Also,
good able bodied men to grind and polish.
Apply to SAM. W. COLLINS,
32ly Collinsvillc, Conn.
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COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.

hOM MlSNlON Emo NOIlNE.
We, the subscribers, being appointed by
the Probate Court for the District of Addi-
son, Commissioners, to receive, examine and
adjust all claims and demands Of all persons
against the estate Of
WALTER +. BARKER,
late Of Leicester, In said district, deceased,
and also all claims and demands exhibited in
offset thereto; aud six months from the 10th
day Of March being allowed by said court for
the purpose, we do therefore hereby give no
tice that we will attend to the business of our
sail appointment, at the Inn of wm. Gle, in
Leicester aforesaid, on the LIST Fridays Of
June and September next, from nine o'clock,
A NJ, until four O'Clock, L. NJ, ON each of
said days.
IRA X. FAIR, (c.,,,i.
JOHN PROUT,
Dated at Leicester, this LIST day Of April,
A. D. 1854. 6l;3w
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Glass, Glass,

or all sizes less than "a by so inches, kept
" on hand, or will be cut to the size, for
Picture Frames, Windows, &c, at short notice,
by II. A. SHELDON.
MAY "a
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Cheap Publications.

A large assortment of the latest kinds for
sale cheap. Eight % cent works for Sl.OO-
Also,a lot of Comic Almanacs, for 5l just re-
ceiyed and for sale at the Telegraph Office by
Oct, is, 1858. A. H. COPELAND
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Rakes.

Hand. Drag and Horse Rakes, the hest now
in use for sale at DAYENPORTS.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-04-26

CTRAW CUTTERS, Of the most approved
epatcnt for sale at j. DANENPORTS.
= = - = - - - - - - -
DLOUGlIS, of almost all kinds at
j. DANENPORTS.
CTOVES, Box, Parlor, and Cooking-all
lCkinds, at }. DA\ ENPokI >.
CTOVE Pipe & Hollow Ware at
> J. DANENPORTS
- - - - - - - - - -
TIN WARE of all kinds, at
J. DAYENP0BT'S
- - - = = - = = = = -
JOB WORK, Of every kind usually done in
d Tin shop, at j. DAVENPORT ..
- - - = - - ~ -
CORN SHELTERS & Vegetable Cutters,
~ For sale at j. DAVENPORT
~>~~~~>"> - - -
Hay KNIN Els, For sale at
IL J. DAVENPORT'S.
= 49, - ~ - - - -
IRON, Steel x Nails, for sale at the Iron
store of j. DAVENPORT
GRADES, Shovcls, and Crow Bars, at the
agricultural Depot of
j, DAVENPORT.
Midlleburv, Oct. IL, 1852
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Your attention is urgently invited to a care
iul and candid pcrusal Of something that has
just been introduced into your rocdy, barren,
yet time honored State.
Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-10-14
pumbsr 81

SU7AN MARIA.-I am determined that
Susan Maria shall have more adv antsges
lhsn Ieajnyed when was young girl,'
said Mrs. Brown as she finished scrubbing
The kitchen floor, then hurried away 10
darn her daughters s;ociings. aud, finally
silsr washing The dinner dishes. aud fry
pans, and slew pans, sat down 10 spend
he afternoon in hrading, that she might
earn few more peuni TO add 10 the
pile
The daughter, Susan Maria, decorated
herself with rings aud iewelry. and Grape
shawls, and pluped hal, with French stuff
dresses. Size played the piano, spoke
German and Italian, danced and wal,zed,
sung sweeIly, uad wrote beouriful poetry.
She had finished her education at one Of
The fashionable setDlnarles, size had spent
two or three years captiva ting the beaux
in various ways, for she was one Of the
attractive girls, a very accomplished
young lady.
Finally che married disolute yeung
lawyer, who vas all that man needed 10
be TO make n wife thoroughly miserable
lie swindled her father out of snug little
property, and t.ey soon used it up in
silks, saiius, cigars and liquors.
Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-10-14

IRISH ANEoDorE Some years ago.
when the beautiful painting of a dam and
Eve was exhibited in Ireland, it became
the chief topic of conversation. Finally,
poor, illiterate peasant went to see it.
The light was SO arranged as to reflect
on the picture, and to leave the spectator
in darkness.
The peasant. as he entered the room
to see his first parents, was struck with
so much astonishment, that lie remained
speechIess for some moments. He stood
like statue, aud as though his feet were
incorporated with the oaken floor of the
room. AT last, with an effort he turned
round to his acquaintance and said:
Barney, HI niver say another word
against Adam in all me life, for if had
been in the garden l would have ale ivry
apple in it for the sake of such a lovely
crater as Eve
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A Fox Hunt. A scene occurred
few years since at village near New.
burg, N. Y. The name of the village
shall be name,ess. Suffice it to say that
The ma j7r part Of its inhabitants consisted
OF That staid, pious sect Of religonists
called Qulkers.
The excellent broad brimmed people
were not without their delight. a huge,
plain unpalnled meeting house, duly laid
off within into two sections, the one were
the benches for the Quakeresses. the other
were those of the Quakers-and contain.
ing at the end larthes; from the door, the
usual raised seats for the el1ers, male and
female.
On Saturday, some Of the young scupe-
graces Of the vii age caught fox, and
intent on sport, after the meeting house
was opened the next morning, and be,
fore the prim unofend,ng Friends had
gathered, they led Raynard aleng tie
street, ralled him into one door ANA ou,
nj the other, and all around the interior
of tbs church, and so on.
Soon, afterwards, the Friends began 10
gather Tney had sat a full hour, sober
ly looking into their laps and twirling
their thumbs-the silence meanwhile
having settled down like northern win.
ter-whfn the young scamps, who had
large pack Of hounds, lei them loose and
put them upon the trail; Away they
went, with yelp, ,-yel p-velp, follow
ing the trail with their noses TO the ground
and if there is anything that can get up
racket il is pack of hounds in full cry.
Away they went straihgt for the meeting
house, and in thy tumbled pel nell
among the quiet, unuffending Quakers.
Yel.,, yelp--yelp--yelp resounded and
echoed within the plain wall and among
the unpainted benches. 10 the utter
amazement of the broad brims, and the
drab bonnete. Yelp--yelp--yelp away
they went, following The trail up one aisle
and down the other, and up on the raised
seats, and over and under and among the
legs of the assonished elders, through, in.
to and around the female part Of the house
and SO out Of the other door, their cries
growing less and less distinct in the dis.
tance. 1t is needless to say that the
meeting was frightened from its proprie.
ty, and adjourned with i'll disguised in.
dlgnation. The friend who tells US The
story says that the leader of that hunting
party was sent by his 'paternal' ancestor
on long sea voyage 10 amend his man.
ners.
Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-10-14
THE NIGHTS.
BY BARRY CORNWALL.

Oh, the summer night
Has smile Of light
And abe sits On y sapphire throne,
While the sweet winds lead her
With gsrlands Of olor,
From the bud to the rose o'erblowu
But the autumn night
Had piercing sight,
And step both strong and fioci
And voice Of wonder,
Like the wrath of the thunder,
When I've shouts to the stormy sea.
And the winter night
Is all bold and white,
Aud she singeth song Of pain,
Till the wild bee hummeth,
And warm spring comcth
Whom she dies in a dream Of rain!
o the night, the night
IT'S a lovely sight,
Whatever the cline or time,
For sorrow then soareth,
And the lover outpOurcth
His soul in u star-bright rhyme.
IT bripgeth sleep
To the forest deep,
The forest bird to its nest;
To care bright hours,
And dreams of flowers,
And that balm to the wCary--rlS+
Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-10-14

A Coon ANEcDoTE.-We heard the
other day god one of John Cheek, who
always had his eyes cooked both ways for
jus ice, and perhaps too for Sunday. II
seems he had fined an lrshman, who hay.
ing used little too much of the cray,her.
was foolish enough TO let the craylher use
him. Pat on leaving the Office met a
friend to whom he bcld forth
BY j lhors, and Twas fined, Martiu ?
'Ah, who fined you now 2
That's telIin' Just. Twas a mon in
there who's either justice OF peace of
just!ce--and | don'l know which; and he's
left handed in both eyes,
Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-10-14

my son, would you suppose tha, the
Lords Prayer conId be engraved in
space no larger tEan the area of half
dime? Well, yes, father, if half q
dime is as large in every body's eye as it
is in yourS' | think there would be no
difficulty in getting ii on about four
times
Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-10-14

A little boy having been much praised
for his quickness oI reply, gentleman oh.
served, when children ware so bright in
their youth, they are generally stupid and
dull as they advance in years.
'What very sensible boy you must
have been sir, then" replied the child.
Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-10-14
1!gaoub, Gbio, g2tagQ2y 9ttobrr II, 1851,

'aacea cd his yes, but lis mouth twiich.
ID uafIcasantiy, aud it with a terrible
'iiur; lie granted ouI 'Wha are you, sjri
'L3r' b,ess h.s heart; lie don't know
~ cried the f-cedous man, ginning
again.
'ghH'H DO, Tom cried his comT,niof;
'.a,.in's 10 US nov; We must 70 10 Lus.
ugs..'
'Uerlainly,' replied Tom; pld step,
ping gravely Up 10 Mr. Dobbs ho m2dn
Aim a bow, and sayrg, Allow, ne sif.'
lie whipped oil Nj, Dobbs' soec'ac'c5
wi.b oue aanj, AID Ii. brown wig with
The other.
What lie devil DO YOU meant cried
D aLg, trying 10 look ylriu0usly iudig.
lu'Ht Lat failing cGevously; while Mrs.
/ "ulics stared IN amaZeuent al seeing,
instead OF the bald he'd she expected 10
behold beneath the wig, a capital head Of
black curly hair.
Come, come, Mr.. Smmnns, alias Slip.
pe!y Bob, alias Mr.. Dobbs,' said he
grave man--'No row, if you please, or
III just clap on these here. I've rnder,
stand each olher;' and he produced from
lis pocket q pair Of hand cuffs. You're
nay prisoner, Nj, Simmons, tapping him
gently on tile back.
What authorityF began Do.bs family,
while the landIady commenced the usual
preparation for by Stercs
oh, here's my warrant, all right
enough, replied The MN, producing a
piece of parchment, while the facetious
&C tmpouion quietly whispered 10 the land,
I1ty that she'e better put them things.
Mysteries, to wit, off a little, as they
| 0in't no time jist then TO see her 's.ough
/ 'em all peopcrIy.' Mrs Butiles u.u.!t7.
| I'd 'Wrctch!' while MIR. Dobhs sat down
again ana began TO bluJDcr like q school,
! Icy.
'Whal docs it all mcau? cried The land
/ l.dg, alon'ug tho Iaccuons mans advice
Of puHiug of the Mysteries.
'Smogglin,' was the short reply.
Has Long Ikey preached" inquired
Mr. Dobbs
lie has, replied the grave man.
'TAcn my goose is cooked.
Not doub about it, was the cooSola-
tory answer.
I'm afrai3 Slippery Bob has been and
robbed you, ma'"!n.' whispered the face
iov5 man, with an air Of mock sympathy.
'-obbcd ml!-gracious goodness ho"?'
asked The widow.
Something here said the man, nI3cinr
Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-10-14

No SAEBATu,.-A jlurGeyman printer
OF Scotland recently wrote an essay on
ihe Sabba.h, 10 Which was awarded 4
prize. We make The following c1rac,
from il:
Yoke fellow ,hink now Low .hsaN.
s'faciioa cl The Sabbath would hopeless
; y ensjave lhe working cIJsa,s with vh.m
ye are ijen ili-I Ihiuk q! labor going
ON IL ono u.0GctcEuus and continuous
o.a.o,! ,yc.s,~tae limbs forever on I q
rocE, tie fingers forever plying the eye.
, balls forever STAINING, IAe bg.w toreye,
sweating, The lee, forever ploiding, the
brain forever thyobb.ng. the shoulders
forever dsooping, the l1ins forever ach-
ing, AID Sic restless mind fO.ever schem-
/ ing. Think Of The beauty il would cf
face, of the merry -hearledness it would
cX!iuguish, Of the giant strength thot it
would tame: Of The resources Of nature il
would exhaust; cf the aspirations that il
would crush; Of the sickness it would
breed; Of the pro acts il would wreck; ot
the groans il would ex!ort: of the lives i
would immediate; and The choerless graves
that it would prematurely dig See
them, toiling and moiling, sweating and
frettng, grinding and howing, reaping
and moving, weaving and spinning, sew
lag and gathering, razlng and building
digging and planting, unloading and stor.
ing, striving and truggIing--in the gar
den and in the field, in the granary and
in the shop, on the mountain and in the
wood, in The city and in the country, or
the sea and on the shore, on the ear,h, ia
tie days Of brightness and gloom. Wha
a sad picture the world would present, i
we had no Sabbath ?"
Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-10-14

oh, my dear sir, how are you' How
is your health! Folks we'll to home?-
Why you look smart as youngster-you
enjoy excellent health, chg
why, tolerablo good sir, but l beg
pardon, you have the advantage Of me-
How so?'
why really sir, don't know YOU
Nor YOU. So where's the advantage?
Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-10-14

The Millerites have now fixed upon the
10th Of May, 1865, as the day when the
world ARl positively come to an end.
Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-10-14

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aEJ ther,,s so,ne,Ii"g varv in,poe;nc !,
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on 1,isb ocniIemar 9TH On -, hNc,ra
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.Y~m Iaod IoneI. ffa Mrs RIM. !,
said Al, Dobbs arcr nonsc, in n, .
Inr Iaon .vn,ns,hv
w., ronIt,Iy I,t nG .nnthor siob thu,
paarIv llow The condlrs ont. lV2cn =
ysrv Sion, Indr does sirh i's remgrlab,v
| rEn ,nomcniory hnrT;r,re
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.,i.l , sinh ,on hnt !, ,,as ,n.I. nno
,hor Ta PonJI.In,s 7yrs Eol1Ias lNnl
~ ,i,yi,,I,, t.,yrord I;,o tIr D,r.h.
grrv ,., o., ilgirk,irg Win - thou.anI f.fs
3lrs E,rls. .I,nl.oT d,,,n,n ,lou,It I.;,a
nr,.,'in,, ,nor
| - rh ,i9roI Do ror, n,d wa,or, nnd
,Esr. ,oos Silence f,r q few sero,l;.--
al,,1Isl,,s h,,I vested nm the tahIo.
.,,I.,.,l,;,r ,onchrd i, sna li1 rot r7ore,
Mrs. GofIsS BACK bcmbaz;ue heayed IN
MI lo,.n ,nr,Itnor.ly .hrve 1h, ,voir
1D..r Nrs. RullIns.' y vhisncrad Dobbs
Mrs.. Ai,0I 8 ,bnurAi She should have
sr,k ,hrcpsh The nnor. as src au,rwsrl
lopl,r.A
,n.ar Avs po47os ooo,;runl lor,ol,
ar n ,ha snfr,,Inn3s ,ran y,,, No., be-
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yon vGnM 5n in , byiI,I cosnn,a,,
,rhe lanII.d,. ,,enh1ol v;,h e'oo,ion
,o,L,prcI ,nmtthn@ aIon, f,;n,;nr and
,nye n Inrch to ore Eide - if She had de-.
srrninrd on rolIng cut Of hcr chair --
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his .y,oI-.Le,y cnnlJ he do 1os'2 Hn, hn
| Ma nroo, JcoI mora tnn ,rIich nend
not Lin, :, rnr,Lrr n M +, renr;nn list
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,hoso ,rbioh vT,"r IsI;os on,nIoy 70 net
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Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-10-14

Nothing is more easy than 10 grow
rich. 1t is only to trust nobody, befriend
no one, 10 heap interest, upon cent; TO
destroy all the finer feelings of nature,
and be rendered mean, miserable and dc.
spised some twenty or thirty years. and
riches will come us sure as disease, disap-
pointment, and a miserable dealh--Pdud
ling,
Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1854-10-14


Look 'ere,' said tipsy individual who
was hanging by lamp post, 'Look ERE,
didn't you know you'd no right to 90 by
in tha. way?
why not, my friend {? asked the person
addressed, who recognised in the 'ighI
'un' an old acquaintance.
'Because--hic-il's agin the law
Against the law 2
sWhy you used to know Bill Nelson,
when was a-hic-highly different indi>
vidual to what he now is; and there's a
big law against passing an altered Bill :
A visitor going lately into free
school in New England during the half
yearly examination. noticed two fine
looking boys, one Of whom had taken the
first prize and tho other the second.-
Those are two fine looking fellows said
he TO the teacher, 4 suppose they belong
to the higher class of society," That is
not the way we class our boys the
teacher said, I'VE follow the old maxim
Of handsome is as handsome does.'--
The boy who took the first prize is the
son of man who saws my wood; the
boy who took the second prize is son
Of the Vice President of the United
States