The Ohio union. [volume] (Ashland, Ohio) 1849-1854, 1854-03-01
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lTAccording to the articles Of war, ii is
death ID slop a eannon bali.
tT-Tle fellow who scraped an acquaint.
ance, got kicked Tor il IN Telurn.
r. The fellow who cracked q j,ke. has
seat it 10 be repaired.
~ THE judge who suspended his opir-
Inn. is 1t doubt in favor Of capital punisl +.
ment. n'~s-
~ There are three dangerous inslilu.
iiuus IN the word, viz kicking coll +,
pretty callrn. and gunpowder.
~" Father" said an ambitious shave,
about the size ul u prpper bnx, :" eau do
without shoes, bu, Nm suffering Tor a bo
som pm"
Cr The conditions Of conquest arc
always easy. We have but 10 toll a while,
endure n while. believe always, and new
or turn back.
10 A drunken losfsr, on recovering from
aspell of sickness, was asked whether he
had been afraid Of meeting his God. oh.
no. be replied, i was ouly afraid VI fvlh.
sr chap.'
HH --w.. H
~ An old topper was overheard advising
= young man Ia get married. ''because,
,irn. my boy. you'll have somebudy to
pull of your boots, when you come home
dfunk."A -A
a The AlabAuy Knirke,b ECKER lately
received a letter. inquiring. among other
lhings, whether pig iron was peiriied pork.
aud il it was. which was the best way 10
cook it 10 make il juicy.
Vldrs. Pariinston nys that nothing
Sdspises her 50 much ss 10 see people who
profrss 10 accept salvation. 20 to church
without their purses when a recollection is
" BE- taken.
VA girl in Pir.burg, being s,rurk
dLmb hy the 6-ing Of a cannon, II is sad
HAT a number nj married men Of thu IN.
ieresiing village have, in consequence. in.
i"dTIhe artillery to parade upon their
pfrmises.
10 An editor in Kenluky says:-" We
Witnessed two important days while in
Washington. The first was the firth ol
March-lhe other was March Corh.-
The frsi WAS most interchangeable later
most solemn.
W. Illustrated with cuts" said a Young
mrchin as he drew his pnskel knife across
TIE leaves of biz grammar. illustrated
with cuts" reiterated he srhoplmaslrr. n.
he drew his csne across the back uf III.
young u'chin.
AccuRArE.-0ne Of our eastern tx
shsng,s, IN speaking Of the city Of Sain
.Lmis, says: III has grown n'ore rapidly
probably Than any other oS The forrishinQ
eiiirs of tie West his at The confluence
81 The HaOis aud Mississippi rivsrs.
TmE French MINISTER oF WAR-has
recently, in answer To a call f The Em.
peror, furnished a statement uf the Lumber
oil men that Frame could, IL nessary. place
without delay On war feoting. Tie nun
her is SO, down a, ! ,250, 900.
IT, CATO, wha, d. you suppose !. III,
season that The sun goes iowsrds The Soul
W The wintefi
We'll. ! don'lknow. massa. unless he n,
siand de 'clemrncy o. de Mort. aud so an
'hliged 10 go Soul. where be 'sperisncc
warmer longitude
IVA correspondent furnishes us lie I'll
hwiDg list Of euriosilies, which are abui
,Jani in UmpiA.
A fence macs u the railing Of scoldin
uilr.
A garment fas the naked uult.
The sive ihrough which the man stain
sJertry nerve.
Wrhe man who ~swahow'd a whet
eiune 10 sharpes his appetite, bias since ga
zen himsrll ap. The wuIsau who undeI
nok In srour he wools. has ahandnne,
The i.b bn aecouat q he scarcity Of can,
and high price ofsoap. rhs genius VIII
tiles newspapers. lately hrnke his insiru
inenl while operaiinge o. Z 'hsrdshslr' orgaa
~ a, a raiuiug dawu east. after a. %
der WIS riytu " frlura fsmrods," on
81 the sdldisss trnke fresa dhe liae. an,
was s.G II h.ll splh. ~ iia. buuled M
r~ommamling nlieeF' a where are y0'
gniaei'' . Down 10 Squire Muegih's, b
Fslain Ihs nmFod I borrowed Of him
Yos ssid return Trn'ods.'"