The Empire County argus., 1854-01-14
SIM frantisto Aobtrtisrmtntr.
Reasons why The MIlIion," Eat ut Winn's
FOUNTAIN HEAD.
BY NED SNUI.

When in the of human becomes necessary
that something's should be known as we'll as Others it is
but ordinary Justice to the good sense of to
exhibit the and high considerations impeng there
to- In courtesy to the mon it behooycs us to set
forth TIE following points:
l. Because in this world of sclfhncss there few who
understand creature comforts and know how to appreciate
human wants. and it is peculiarly gratifying to Caiforn-
to know that W[NN himself is the Chief among thtm
ever selecting personally the provisions in the
kcts of the world to set before visitors at the FOUNTAIN
HEAD.
the most refined taste demands or health requires
and is served at all hours promptly and attenivey, by
dcrs from the kitchen by eecto-magnctsm causing
all to feel far more at home than in other establishments
of iotir pretensions.
g. Because thousands of sick persons, after spending
large of money for medical treatment have entirely
recovered their hcahs since eating regularly at the Fou-
tain Head than in all the science and drugs of the mcdi-
cal faculty.
t. Because philosophers assert this important fact, that
benevolcnce and kindness dtuscd and strengthened
among mankind in about the ratio that the digestive
organs properly cared iorand satisfied hence the rea
why satisfaction milingly nadatcs every countenance
Of he million who take their meals at the Fountain iiead
g. Because all the ladies in favor of VIM, owing
the fact that quite number of the crustest bachelors
in California nave been sotencd in their hearts and been
induced to their willing steps towards the state of
matrmony after eating few weeks ut the Fountain Head
o. Because six husbands who awtully passionate
TOWARDS their bettcrhalves known to have undergone
ci change Of disposition, since they commenced eat
ig at the Fountain lead and their delighted wives pos
tiycy affirm that they lived 50 happily and lovingly
and sullcd at The Branch.
Because it is well known that many of the Oldest in
hahants. who have been married from five to fifteen years
without the least prospect of their being able to transmit
their names down through their rosterity may now be seen
rejoicing amid loving family with joy unslcakabe. Seek
YOU the cause his and it is ascrbcd alone their change
of living and partakng of the nvigoratng dishes of the
Fountain Head.
s. Because all the old Calif1rnans who have eaten
regularly at Wiun,s Fountain Head, become satisfied to
live in California; wishing rot to return and remain in the
older states, but agree with the Fountain Head policy that
of popula ing and ettngup the beautiful allies and ex-
tending the Of health and happiness to the millions in
this state
g. Because numbers who have heretofore thong they
could not eat their meals without alchOhUc mixture
beside them have been led discover the folly of putting
such poison into the stomach and wisely continue their Wis
lis the Fountain Head, where such temptations
present Themselves whereby lured into vice and
consequent crime.
10. Because all the world and the of mankind
after eating of the California Buck wheat Cakes swim
ming in Wins patent golden syrup. and the bread
and rolls aud biscuit made Of California superne
-Four manufactured expressly for the use of the visitors of
the Fountain Head surprising in quality the far famed Gal
lego and IaXa brands, they seek further; because
they become younger the years roll on, and grow
sleek and good natugcd as the Alderman of the land.
1hcse reasons, and ninety others equally good and
substantial that might be give satisfy the il igng appe
cS of the million far better than painted sepulchres piled
Up Ike Babel othc very heavens.
. Meath which drug'd liquors fill the bar,
To make men reel, all maddened there"
For the faithful performance of the principles set forth
in the above declaration, there is pledged the fattes
erest Beef Veal and Mutton the freshest vegetables and
made anywhere between the Arctic Ocean ard the jump
ing off place; all of which the public may enjoy. So
mote it be.
San Francisco. Nov. % 1853 2 3m