The Empire County argus., 1854-03-04
San cfrantisto A0btriisrnltntr.
Reasons why The 1IIIion,' Eat Wim's A
FOUNTAIN HEAD.
by NED SMUI.


When in the of human events becomes pecessary
that something's should - known well as Others it is
but Ordinary th justice to the good sense Of men to
to- In our courtesy to the miion it behooves to set
forth the following points:
Because in this world of selfshness thoro are few who
understand creature comforts and know how to appreciate,
human wants, and it peculiarly gratifying to Calfomi-
selecting personally the best provisions in the
kes of the world to set before visitors at the FOUNTAIN
HEAD.
2 Because every body finds the Fountain Head what
the refined taste demands ealth requires,
and is served at all hours promptly and atentivcly by
score of the most attentive young men, VINO hasten up or
all to feel far at home than in other establishments
of lottier protcnsons.
s. Because thousands of sick persons, after spending
large money for medical treatment have entirely
recovered their heas since eating regularly Mt the Fou
tain Head than in all the science and drugs of the med
cal faculty.
T. Because philosophers assert this important fact that
bcncvoence and kindness dfuscd and strengthened
among mankind in about the same ratio that the digestive
organs properly cared for and satisfied hence the
why satisfaction smngy irradates every
of the million who take their meals at the Fountain Head.
5. Because all the ladies in favor of Winn, owing
to the fact that quite number of the crusest bachelors
in California have been sofened in their hearts and been
induced their willing steps towards the of
matmony after eating few weeks at the Fountain Head
6. Because six husbands who were awully passionate
towards their betterhalvcs are known to have undergone
radical change of disposition since they commenced eat
ing at the Fountain Head and their delighted wives pos
tvely affirm that they lived happily and lovingly
and suppcd at the Branch.
T. Because is well known that many of the oldest in
hatans, who have been married from five to fifteen years
without the least prospect of their being able to transmit
their down through their poerty, may be
rejoicing amid loving family with joy unspcakable Seek
you the cause ofthis is ascrbed alone their change
oflyirg and partakng of the nygorang dishes of the
Fountain Head.
s. Because all the old Cafornians, who have eaten
regularly at Wnus Fountain Head, become satisfied to
live in California wishing not to return and remain i'll the
older satcs but agree with the Fountain Head policy that
ofropulang and settling the beautiful valles, and
tending the Of health and happiness to the millions i'll
this state.
8. Bcoau.crumbcrs who have heretofore thought they
could not cat their meals without achohoc mixture
beside hem have been led to discover the folly of putting
such poison into the stomach and wisely continue their Wis
its TO the Fountain Head, where such temptations ever
present themselves, whereby lured into vice and
consequent crime.
TO- Because all the world and the rest of mankind
after eating ofhc California Buckwhea Cakes swim
ming in inns patent golden syrup, and the warm bread
and rolls and biscuit made Of California extra superne
-four manufactured expressly for the of the visitors OF
the Fountain Head, surprising in quality the far famed Gal
lego and aXall bands, they seek further; because
they become younger the years roll and grow
sleek and good Haturcd as the Alderman of the land
These ten reasons, and ninety others equally good and
substantial that might be given satisfy the longing appe
cs of the million far better than painted scpulchreS piled
up like Babel tothc very heavens
- Meath which drug liquors fill the bar,
To make men reel, all maddencd there"
For the faithful performance Of the principles set forth
in the above declaration, there is pledged the ttes
deres Beef ea and Muon the freshest vegetables and
fruits Of California, and the sweetest bread and pastry
made anywhere between the Arctic Ocean and the jump
ing off place; all CT which the public may enjoy. So
mote it be.
San Francisco Nov. 26. 1853 2 3rn