The Empire County argus., 1854-03-18
SIM :ftantistO A0btrtisrmtntr.
Reasons why " The Million" Eat at Winn's
FOUNTAIN HEAD.
BY NED sAIUI.

Whom in the course of human evcnsi becomes necessary
that something's should be known as well as otheT, 1t is
but ordinary justice to the good sense of men to
exhibit the and high considerations mpeng there
to- In our courtesy to the million, behooves to set
l. Because in this world of selfshness there few who
understand creature comforts and know how to appreciate
human wants. and it is peculiarly gratifying to CalifoTn
ms to know that W(NN himself is the Chief among them
ever selecting personally the best provisions in the mar
kes of the world to set before visitors at the FOUNTAIN
q Because every body finds at the Fom tain Head what
ever the most refined taste demands health requires
and is served at all hours promptly and attenVey, by
score of the most attentive young men, who hasten up
des from the kitchen if by cectro-magnetsm causing
all to feel far at home than IN other establishments
3 Because thousands of sick persons, after spending
large money for medical treatment have entirely
recovered their heah since eating regularly at the Foun
tain Head than in all the science and drugs OF the med-
cal faculty.
d. Because philosophers this important fact, that
bencvoencc and kindness are diused and strengthened
among mankind in about the ratio that the digestive
organs properly cared for and satisfied hence the rea
why satisfaction smngy irradatc every count
of the million who take their meals at the Fountain Head
5. Because all the ladies in favor of Wnn, owing
the fact that quite number of the crustest bachelors
in California have been sofened in their hearts and been
induced to turn their willing steps towards the state Of
matrimonv after eating few weeks at the Fountain Head
6. Because six husbands who awfuly passionate
towards their bctterhalves, known to have undergone
radical change of disposition, since they commenced cat
ing at the Fountain Head and their delighted wives pos
itvey affirm that they never lived so happily ndoyngly
since they ordered their meals from the Fountain Head
T. because it is well known that many of the Oldest in
habitants who have been married from five to fifteen years
without the least prospect Of their being able to transmit
their down through their postery, may be
rejoicing amid loving family with joy unsreakable Seek
you the this and ascrbe alone to their change
of living, and paaking of the nvigoratng dishes Of the
| Fountain Head
s. Because all the old Californians who have eaten
regularly Winns Fountain Head, become satisfied to
live in California, wishing not to return and remain in the
older states but agree with the Fountain Head policy that
of pouatng and settling up the beautiful valles, and
tending the Of health apd happiness to the millions in
this state.
g. Because numbers who have heretofore thought they
could not cat their meals without alchohoc mixture
such poison into the stomach ard wisely continue their s
its to the Fountain Head where such temptations ever
present themselves whereby are lured into vice and
consequent crime.
TO- Because all the world and the rest of mankind
after once eating Ofthe California ucWhoa Cakes swim
ming in WinnS patent golden syrup and the warm bread
and rolls and biscuit made of California extra superine
-four manufactured expressly for the of the visitors OF
the Fountain Head surprising i'll quality the far famed Gal
lego and laXal bands they seek no further; because
they become younger the years roll on, and grow as
sleek and good natured as the Alderman of the land
These reasons and ninety Others equally good and
substantial that might be given satisfy the longing ape
tes Of the million far better than painted sepulcrcs pied
up like Babel to the very heavens.
8 Meath which drug'd liquors fill the bar,
To make reel. all maddened there"
For the faithful performance OF the lncpeS set forth
in the above decaration there pledged the ttest, ten
derest Beef Veal and Muton the freshest vegetables and
fruits of California; and the sweetest bread and pastry
made anywhere between the Arctic Ocean and the jump
ing off place; all Of which the public may enjoy. &c
mote it be.
| san Francisco Nov. 26, 1853. 2 3m