The daily Minnesota pioneer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1854-1855, 1854-11-07
Doessiek's visis 70 the Museum.

- Soon after my entrance young man, at
tired in dress coat, huge standing collar,
and high hat, introduced himself as "A.
Damphoa, ESQ.," gentleman Of leisure, and
man about town Having never before had
any experience of class of individuals who
compose, am told. a large portion of the mas
culine population Of the city, l eagerly embra-
ced the opportunity OF making hisaeguan!ance
lie also presented his friend, mir. Bull Dogge,"
and we three then proceeded to view the Curl
osities we commenced with the double bar
relied niger baby-went on to the rhinOceros,
(who is always provided with a horn, Bar
NUNS temperance talk to the contrary, never
theless.) the Happy Family, the two legged
CALI d. ID. says il is not The only one in the
city, red darkey, agreen Yankee, q wax fig
ure OF a tall man in a blue coat, with star on
his breast, (Dau,phool says it is policeman
w.:o was found when he was wanted, but Bull
Dogge says there never was any such person,
and that the whole story is Cay Fable
found by she programme that it is supposed to
represent Louis Napoleon never knew that
he had one eye black and one blue; bull
Dogge asserts that the usual custom is 70 have
one eve both black and blue J wax model Of
the Railroad man who swindled the communi-
ty, (now living on his money, and President OF
the Foreign Mission Society for the permits
sion of pifering on The Foo Foo Is'ands) wax
figure OF the abandoned, absolute and totally
Gepraved woman, who filched hall a loaf OF
b, cad 10 give 10 her hungry children, and who
was very properly sent to Blackwells Island
for it-also of the City Contractor who did
clean The Streets DamphOOl states that he
was residing at Ut.ca.) Saw great multi.
tude of monkeys, streaked face, white face
HAL, g.. b,,;, f,o ho1l (luu no~srO
prefers the latter) with greaI assortment OF
color, long tails, sno,t tails, stump tails, ring
and insnuating, tails indignant and uncom-
. (DamphOol suggests Robert Narratives) and
ate descendants of this later class now prone.
made Broadway, and he sweals that they have
greatly degenerated in in,eligcnce,) pictures
paddles, pumpkins, carriages, corals, lava
boots, breechcs boa constructors, :shells, oars
snakes, toads, butterflies, lizards, bears, rep
tiles, bugs, bulls, bells, bais, birds, putrefac
tions, petrifactions, model Railroads, mode
chu,ns, model gridirons, model artistes. model
babies. cocEneys, cOckades, cOckrOachCs, cock
tails, scalps, tomahawks, Noah's Ark, Pagani
MS fiddle, Old Grimes coat, autOcrats, auto
biographies, autographs, Otto GOldschmidt
who ought to be whipped ought to be SHOT
ought to be hanged, ought 20 be burned in an
Auto dc Fe, chickens, cheese; Goldfish, Shang-
hais, mud-turtlcs, alligaiors, moose, mcrmaidS
hay-scales, scale arnor, monsters, curiOsitits
from ROtterd-m, Ans e,d-m, Eeaveld-m
Chow Sing, Schinsing, Lansing, Sing-SiDg
cuoebs, carr wheels, mummies, heroes, poets
idiots, maniacs, beneiactOrs, indicators, por
cupines, pumps, and all M chines, all mingled
mixed and cOnglomerated IKE Connection
chOwder or the stew soup of tie witches ii
Macbeth.
Up stairs at last and into an adolcscent The
atre CTS. encd q Lecture Room. (Damphoo
says it is known rs the Dcacon's Theatre anC
thai all his piOus namcsakes aitend.) Saw tn,
play, laughed, cried sneezcd, aud felt good al
! owe.
Much pleased with lit OF fun, originating
in a jealous fireman, and terminating in i lret
fight.
Fireman Nose saw Rose, his sweetheart
with Joe inc hickman; gOt jealous, pitched
into -:un-;hought OF Tom Hood, ant
went OF at halEcOck-
Enc, Rose with Joe-sces NOSc-Mos
beaus Roe Rose EnOws those bcauX foes
JOcs BeliicO-e-sOs MOsc-MOsc blows Jocs
nosc-Joe blows Nose nose-RoSe Obs
Nose hoes Joe's rows-Joe's blows close Mos(
nose-MOsc shows JOes nose blows-JOes
nose grows rose-Nosc knows Iaes nose
shows those blows Joe goes Nose crows.
=. s. Joe being whipped, and moreover
being the only innocent one III tho whole
fight was arrested by The vigilant and efficient
police.
p. S.--Damphool says that Joe treated the
Emerald conscrva.ors of the public quiet, ant
is at large. ........-... .........
fet Nose beware.
-. q, r. PHI t-ANDAR DossT,Cks, p. 3.
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