Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1854-05-01
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G5@An Australian, fro m the NUM-
Der Of murders committed in that anrifer-
Gus region, thinks Melb ourne is the
place Shakespeare speaks of when he
says, that bourne from which no traveller
returns
ATA lover writing to his sweetheart,
says:
Detachable dear, you are so sweet
that honey would bash in your pres
ence. and nolasses would stand unnap-s
palled.'
Fan eminent artist lately painted
snow snorm SO naturally that he caught
a bad cold by sitting under it with his
coat off
I5-Ay ION for an unfortunate creditor
= Doas You would be DIN by.
is Punch speaks of vension as the
dear departed
'Biddy, has that surly, fellow cleared
off The snow from he pavement p
Yes, SUR es
did he clear it off with alacrity, Bid
dy?'
No, sir; with skouell'
sLI-The man who was filled with
elnotion,' hadn't room for his dinner.
H IS a bod ..s.. 49, .s.~-
color in Il mans face at the tip of his
nose.
TThe eNatural" Bridge-the bridge
of the nose.
fHE MOST DIFFICULT AscENT.-Get<
ting up a subscription.
Ig=When the heart is out Of tune the
tongue seldom goes right.
ISFlattery is sort of bad money, to
which vanity gives currency.
ETPermanent rest is not to be expec-
ed on the road, but at the end Of tbs
journey.
| EI temper put as many briefs in-
10 the lawyers bag as injustice.
I5seConstitutionally tired" is now
the polite way of expressing the fact
that a man is naturally lazy. We live
in wonderfully refined times.
I|Artists have adopted different en-
blems of charity. We wonder none of
them ever. thought of piece of India
rubber, which giues more than any 9TH
er substance.
! TlsA son of the Emerald Isle having
been told that the price of potatoes had
risen, he exclaimed, This is the first
time ever felt grieved at the rise of
my bes. friend"
/ Lz=At Ivy Tor Consols, Cornwall, the
miners have dug into '.chamber of
crystals, as varied for beauty as the
scenes in the late CrystalPalace." They
have also cut into hole Of bisnuth and
| cobalt.
To praise good nature heartily is,
in some sort, to take part in them.
Isl would not marry all eastern man,
| if | had to live an old IN lid all my life,
exclaimed buxon country lass. why
not p demanded her as,onished compan-
i'm. Because every paper YOU pick up
contains accounts Of the failure of cast
ern mails.
The fellow who cracked a joke, has
sent it 10 be repaired.
The young fellow who vas crossed
in love, has become straight again.
Adversely is the true touchstone Of
merit.
To despond at difficulty, discovers
wan, Of stability; to despair at danger,
want of courage.
More mischief accrurs to the
world in consequence of indiscretion,
than of real vice.
Hath any one wrongcd thee ? Be
bravely revenged. Slight it, and the
work is begun; forgive it, and tbs fin
ished.
Whoever entertains you with the
faults of others, designs to serve you in
(, the same manner.
The good things which belong to
pros perity are to be wished. but the
good things that belong to adversely are
! to be admired.
1T is said Of the celebrated writer,
Bayle, that when his mother desired to
receive his lortrait, he sent her pic.
lure Of his heart.
! THEIssANIrY OF LAMARTrnE.-Ther
/ is bat little doubt of the insanity of this
great French scholar and statesman.