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The weekly Minnesotian. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. Territory) 1852-1858, 1854-09-30

FOOTPRINTS OF THE MONSTER IL CALIFORNIA
A San Francisco correspondent of the y. Y.
Tribune. of August lC, gives the following ac-
count Of the devastating effects of the liquor
sale in California:
No portion Of the earth has probably ever
been so cursed by Intoxicating liquors as Cali
fornia. The murders. the acts of vlllainy and
debauchery, with the uncounted millions of
deeds of minor injustice. unkindness and Incl
Witty. have been. and still are SUCH growing
ont of their use amongus that they are enough
TO lake us shuddcr to contemplate the picture
1t is so. and II is useless to Disguise it, although
we are improving. II the cas-. is 50 much bet
ter than represent it. why do our editors find
II necessary 10 have heavy " siX-shootcrs con-
stantiy within convenient grasp. and TO go arm
ed in the streets. Why.-but that lawlcss vii
lalns, constantly under great excitement from
liquor. are ever watching To take their lives. if
the least rcfcrr?cc j. made 10 their nciariuus
actions and then there are drunken Jurors al
ways on hand 20 Sympatl;Zc with them. and if
needs he. tor-wear themselves. TO prevent jus
iicc from unsLcaihins her sword
- We are happy to he able to place be-
fore oar rc.,,: = f-ay- The Lowell Ecws) sucn
All article as the following from the Boston
Chronicle. Ii Is jus; tribute nor only to the
generosity of Mr.. Collins, which has been 80
often exhibited as 10 be almost provcrba, but
10 that <cllsacr.icing humanity which has rem
dcrcd Miss Dix an example of true Christian
fortitude and Lcmcvolcncc. Among the names
of the Americans who shall stand recorded in
future ages a. prc-cmncnt for virtue and
Christian charity, that of Miss Dix will not lie
forgotten:
When Mss Dix. a ic" days since. called at
the Office If Mr.. Collins TO pay her passage to
Liverpool the clerk banded her receipt. but
.ieeiire., tie money saving that Mr.. Collins had
directed Kin. TO request her 10 accept the pas
sage. X appeared also that Mr. Collins had
placed s;ate-rntm at her disposal allowing
no other one 10 share it. and thus in fact pre-
sentng her two passage. With the passage
money returned 10 her. she Immediately paid
the first years premium On the insurance ot her
life 10. $1,000, which sum she wished to secure
and did 80 before sailing-to the Insane Asy-
sum at Trenton. ! communication in the New
2Srk pspeis describing the incident referred TO
adds:-'M C0lliHs was Oh board Wien she ar
rived, and she approached to tender her /. 'anks.
but taking her hands in his with an emot,on
chat did him honor. kc said. The nation. Ma
dane. ewes you d debt of gratitude which il can
never pay. and CT which l. as an Individual N
only too happy to lie thus privileged to mark
my sense Of Mis- Dix could only reply with
tears, for ii was eI dent to all who saw her that
her nervGns system. was completely FRUSTRATED
Could Nc expect Il 10 he otherwise. in a view
Of her iismepse !abogs ard Ect grievous dissp-
poiniments In sixteen States this delicate
gSOEan had the satisfaction of seeing sSyiums
tor the Insane established unacr ker influence"
The weekly Minnesotian. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. Territory) 1852-1858, 1854-09-30

LAND SAIEs.-Thc La Cross Democrat says !:
The public Sale opened Monday at the Land
Office in this place, and upwards Of 5000 acres
of pine land were sold at prices ranging from
Sl.25 to S2.G0per acre. Tuesday the bidders
called a meeting to make compromises. and if
possible, to prevent bidding against each 9th
er There is large concorsc of people in
amongst settlers and lumbcrmcn. The sales
will be large. Our hotels are fall 10 overflow
ny
The weekly Minnesotian. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. Territory) 1852-1858, 1854-09-30

L.i3- One hundred dollar bills on Shoe and
Leather Dealers Bank, altered from ones, beau
tifully executed and calculated to deceive, are
in circulation in Boston,
The weekly Minnesotian. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. Territory) 1852-1858, 1854-09-30

THE New PIANET-In 1915 the number ii
known asteroids amounted to only four. YES
ia, juno. Ceres and Pallas. The recent dis
coveryby Mr.. Ferguson at the Washington
Observatory raises the number to thirty one
On the night when the planet was discovered
the thirteenth and thirty-irst were i'll the field
of the telescope together.
The weekly Minnesotian. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. Territory) 1852-1858, 1854-09-30

Beei 0ll iOOl .Hct7 n AIpIe>. 500 y
towN....... S:1Gdt h0 Pea l...............
WnrH oxen sgOtol59 = yoke Green Apples. $50 Q
The weekly Minnesotian. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. Territory) 1852-1858, 1854-09-30
REHULAM ST. LOUIS & ST. pAUL PACKET.

= .a1'.' = THE STEAMER EXCELSIOR has I'M
n ..Nf[s bergen" thorough repairs a.i
~ fitted up in the best of style. She will
continue 10 run dui ing the present sea-
son as REGULAR packet between st. Louis, Paul ant
lnermediae poris upon the Upper Mississippi, making
trip to ST. Paul every two weeks.
The UNDERSIGNED returns his sincere thank to h. puLii
10. me liberal Patronage heretofore extended l., him. an
hopes ny strict attention 10 business; 10 merit a.G
continuance OF the same.
. J. WARD, Master.
lorlfcIoht or passage apply on board
j. r. IRWIN CO.,
The weekly Minnesotian. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. Territory) 1852-1858, 1854-09-30

INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE.-Allen Piersc, Esq.
will he a candidate for the Office OF County
Treasurer at the ensuing election.
The weekly Minnesotian. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. Territory) 1852-1858, 1854-09-30

CLEEIca:- CoNrENIioN-Thc Presbyterian and
Congrc sationai ministers Of Wisconsin will
meet in convention. al Fon du Lac, tie 9Th Of
October.
The weekly Minnesotian. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. Territory) 1852-1858, 1854-09-30
Re ocular Packet beiW s.. Louis. ST. Paul, an
the Ports of thc Upper Mis,issippi.

f. I1t.a1 n THE new and elegant passenger steam
EDITOR, J. L. SMITH. master, will run
t!..5T3 regularly during he of uasigc-
<=-2=.zz- lion, hetwecu tie above potts.
For freight u passaa" apply On b, ard to
BASS, BDRUP s CO., Agents.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26
ADVERTISING.

With the sharp competition prevailing among
those engaged in business--a competition which
brings into operation all the energies man
possesses-whch keeps him constantly upon
the run during the day, and allows him little re-
pose at night-it is especially important that
persons advertise, and do it upon a comprehen-
sive and liberal scale. 1t is not sufficient that
an individual has been a long while in business,
that his house is known to the older part OF cre-
alton, and his reputation established in that cir
Gle; it is not sufficient that "drummers" are
employed to hunt up or run down customers;
it is not sufficient that eligible situations for
mercantile transactions are secured, and hand
some stores fitted up: these contrvances were
all very well, and answered every purpose at an
earlier period but in these days Of multiplied
population and universal demand, of railroads
and steamers, of lightning and newspapers, they
will not suffice. Times have changed the road
to wealth and competence has changed. Peo-
pie do not travel by Post-C Coaches now; they
take conveyances which are propelled by steam.
When the New York daily papers were printed
upon andpresses, the enterprising merchant
advertised in them, and thus accumulated his
regular customers. But great revolution has
taken place; both the city and country have
changed, as well as the manner of doing busi-
ness. Men have adopted the go-ahead princi-
pie. The American people have become fast
people, Everything goes with rash. People
make or lose money with a rush they are not
permitted to do business in quiet way, if they
would. They must throw themselves into the
great current, and move onward with the crowd;
it is idle for them to demur, or attempt to break
the force of the tide; the moment they do so,
they go down, and their places are filled by some
Young America. Now, the times are such that
men in business are obliged to advertise; they
are obliged to do it to keep pace with the crowd;
they cannot hope to be successful without it.
1t is required by the spirit of the age. 1t is as
indispensable to the merchant and dealer as the
Power Press is to the Newspaper manufacturer.
A very limited amount of printing may be done
upon a handpress, and limited mercantile
trade may be carried on without advertising;
but whoever expects to be successful either in
the printing or the mercantile business, must
adopt all the modern improvements, among
which, in the latter line, we consider that of ad-
vertising the chief and greatest.
New York Tribune.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26
THE HAPPY FARMER.

BY MRS. sIGoURNEY.
Saw We the farmer at his plough
AS you were riding by?
Or wearied meath the noon-day toll,
When the summer-suns were high!
And thought you that his lot was hard!
And did you thank your God,
That you and yours were not condemned
Thus like slave to plod?
Come, see him at his harvest home,
When garden, field, and tree,
Conspire with flowing stores to fill
His barn and granary.
His healthful children gaily sport
Amid the new-mown hay,
Or proudly aim with vigorous arm,
His tasks as best they may.
The Harvest Giver is his friend,
The Maker of the SOIL
And Earth, the Mother, gives them bread
And cheers their patient toll.
Come join them round their wintry hearth,
The heartfelt pleasures see,
And you can better judge how blest
The farmers life may be.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26
Fanny Fern.

The Author of " The Coming Struggle" has
published another book, in which he says, that
the summary of events in Russias mission and
destiny, as deduced from prophecy, is the follow
ing: lst He wrests portion of the Assyro-
Macedonian territory from Turkey, and becomes
liking of the north" I'd. He oyerthrows the
Turkish power, ,takespossession of Constantine
pie, and becomes the dragon" 3d. He con-
quers the continental nations and becomes "Gog
of Magog," Pope and popish system are to dis
appear. Napoleon Ill, is to die the death of all
usurpers. Austria is to fall like rotten branch.
Nicholas is to reign over all the nations of Eu-
rope as "Gog and Magog," but she attempts
the conquest of Syria and India, and is destroyed
with all his hosts in the valley of Jehosaphat,
near jerusalem"
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26


SAM SLICK ON LAwYERs.-Few things resem-
ble each other more in natur' than an old cum
MIN lawyer and spider He weaves his web
into corner with no light behind to show
:he thread of his net, but in shade like, there
he waits in his dark Office to receive his visitor
buzzin', hurrin thoughtless fly, thinkin' OF
nothin' but his beautiful wings and we'll made
legs, and rather near-sighted withal, comes stun.
bin head over heels into the net
q" beg your PARDON" says the fly, 81 really
didn't see this network of yours; the weather
is so foggy, and the streets so COMPOUNDED dark
I'm afraid I've done mischief"
Not at ALL" says the spider bowin'. al
guess it's all my fault reckon had ought to
have hung lamp out; but pray don't move, OF
you may do damage. Allow me to assist YOU. >
And then he ties up one leg, and has him as fast
as Gibraltar.
"Now," says the spider, my good friend, "a
phrase feler alters uses when he's aooin' to be
trickyD I'm afraid you've hurt yourself consid
erable some; 1 must bleed you."
:" Bleed mew says the fly; "excuse me, I'm
obliged to you; don't require it,"
"Oh! yes, you do, my dear friend" and ht
gets ready for the operation.
eff you dare TO do that" says the fly, an
knock you down; and I'm man that what la,
down stand on"
9" You had better get up first" says the spi
der, aughin'; you mustpay the damage
And he beeds him till he gasps,for breath ant
feels faintn' comm on.
"Let me 60, my dear feler," says the pool
| fly" will pay you literally"
"Payp says the spider, "you miserable uncir
cumcised wretch, you have nothing left to pay
with; take that" and he gives him the last dig
and he's q gone ooon--bled to death.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

A BACHELORS NorroNs-Being in Maine, a
while ago, writes B." of Bridgeport Comm, ]
fell in with singular customer. He is law
yer of some emnence, and confirmed bache-
lor. He showed me his boots, (Which he wears
without stockings or Socks with holes cut
through them just above the soles, so as to let
the snow-water come freely about his feet de-
claring that he had not had a bad cold for fif-
teen years by reason of this practice. But the
best thing about him was his "religion," as he
called it, which regard as very peculiar. He
believed, he said, that the Earth is huge ami
NAL, breathing every six hours, which causes
the cob and flow Of the tides; that the trees,
shrnbbery, etc., are hairs; and all animals, in
cluding men, merely vermin He also believes
in kind of metempsychosis and affirms that he
can distinctly remember having lived on the
earth in nine different forms. In the last of
these, prior to the present, he says he was in
the form of black sheep which wore bell
and the dogs getting after the flock, of which
he was leading member, he lost the bell, and
has found it since he was a man, and knew it the
moment it caught his eye! An odd theory,
indeed
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

RUNNING THINGS INTO THE GRoUND.-The ul-
ira Abolitionists demand the immediate emanci-
patton of Slavery.
The ultra advocates of "Woman's Rights"
demand platform which places them on an
equality with men.
The Socialists" demand such re.organiza-
tion ofsociety as would make every body live to-
gether amicably and virtuously.
Now in regard to each Of these reforms, great
good might be accomplished if the advocates
would consent to labor for what is attainable.-
Time and experience enables both governments
and communities to modify oppressive laws and
to correct abuses. Within our recollection, the
man who found himself, no matter by what mis-
fortune, unable to pay a debt was cast into pris-
on Then came a modification of the law which
gave him the benefit of the "Goa Liberties, -
which extended to certain parts of the city or vii
lage, over which, he was not permitted to step.
And, finally, imprisonment for debt was abolish
ed.
Much may be done for the cause Of emancipa-
ton if the means were wisely adapted to the end.
But unreasoning advocates set back the wheels
they would impel forward.
Much could be done to ease the burthens, en-
large the sphere and mitigate the wrongs of Wo-
man, if those engaged in the efforts would not
put on Pantaloons and seek to overthrow barri-
ers which their Creator placed between the SEX
es. There is no real right belonging to woman
that would be refused if such only were demand
ed. Albany Eve. Jour.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26
LYMAN BEECHER'S COURTSHIP.

An eccentric divine, who is as we'll known as
he is universally respected, many years since
was led to the conclusion that ait is not good
for man to be alone"
After considerable pondering he resolved TO
offer himself in marriage to a certain fair men,
Der of his flock. No sooner was the resolution
formed than it was put in practice, and getting
out his cane, he speedily reached the dwelling
of his mistress. Itchanced to be Monday morn
ing, day which my New Englond readers need
not be told is better known in the household as
"washing day." Unconscious of the honor
which was intended her, the lady was standing
behind tub in the back kitchen, with her arms
immersed in the suds, busily engaged in an occu-
patton, which to say the least, is more useful
than romantic.
There was loud knock heard.
Jane 60 to the door, and if it's any one who
wishes to see me, say that I'm engaged, and can
not see any one at present"
Jane faithfully rehearsed the message.
"Tell your mistress" said Parson B., that it
is very important that should see her."
"Tell him to call in the afternoon" said the
lady, when this answer was returned, Z" and will
see him."
But it was unavaing. 81 must see her
now," said the minister; tell me where she
is"
So saying, he followed the servant to the
kitchen to the great surprise of her mistress.
Miss -, have come to the conclusion to
marry. Will you have me-" was the parsons
opening speech.
"Have you!' replied the astonshed lady;
"this is singular time to offer yourself Such
an important step should be made matter Of
prayer and deiberation."
Let us pray" was Mr.. BIS only response, as
he kDelt down beside the tub, and prayed that a
union might be formed which would enhance the
happiness of both parties.
His prayer was answered and, from this un-
ion, thus singulary formed, has sprung family
remarkable for talent.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

HENRY GRIFFIN, Justice of the Peace and
Notary Public for Ottawa County, has resumed
his former Land Agency business, and will at
tend promptly to the payment of non-resdents s
taxes will negotiate for the purchase or sale of
both pine and farming lands. Deeds, Bonds or
mortgages, &c., executed at reasonable rates
and with despatch. Office opposite the WASH
ington House, Grand Haven.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

DoGoLoGY.-We have heard many good
things that emanated from the keen wit of the
Rev. Mr.. Hunt, but the last one threw us down
entirely. A man recently passing Mr. Hunt,
was accompanied by small dog; and the little
canine scoundrel took sudden fancy to stick
his teeth into the old gentleman's legs! This
physical manifestation not proving satisfactory
to the clerical victim, he determined to victim
ize the dog in turn, and drawing upon the big
end Of his cane soon added another subject to
the tombs. Then began the drama tragi-come-
dy:
Stranger.-Why did you kill my dog!
Hunt.-Because he was going to bite me.
Stranger-Why didn't you use the small end
of your cursed stck?--you could have frighten-
ed and not killed him
Enthusiastically didntyour dog come
at me tail first then!
Exit stranger.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

STRANGE PRocLAMATIoN.--There is procla-
nation extant addressed by Russia to the Cir
cassian Chief in 1887, in which it is asked
Are you aware, that if the heavens should fall,
Russia could prop them with her bayonets
The English may be good mechanic artizans,
but power dwells only with Russia. No coun-
try ever waged successful war against her. il
you desire peace, you must be convinced that
there are but two powers in existence--God in
heaven and the Emperor upon EARTH"
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

RECIPE FOR A LADY's DREss-Let your ear
rings be Attention, encircled by the pearls of
Refinement; the diamonds of your necklace be
Truth, and the chain Christianity your BOSOM
pin Modesty, set with compassion your brace
lets be Charity, ornamented with the pearl of
Gentleness let your finger-rings be Affection,
set round with the diamonds Of Industry your
girdle be Simplicity, with the tassels of Good
Humor; let your shoes be Wisdom, secured by
the buckle Of Perseverance.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

Il. X. DEVELLY, Tailor and Cutter. The SUBJ
scriber has opened his shop, and would respect
fully invite the attention of the citizens of Mus
kegon and vicinity who are in want of first
rate garment, good and stylish. feel confident
in giving entire satisfaction to those who may
favor me with their patronage. Muskegon, OF
tawa Co., Mich.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

{ CROSVENOR REED, Attorney and Counsel
1or at Law. All business intrusted to me will be
promptly and satisfactorily attended to- Resi-
dence, Charleston Landing, Ottawa Co. Mich.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

A LEGISLATORS FIRST SPEEcH-Lewis, the
legislative wag of North Miss. Union, tells the
following good one upon the Mississippi Leg
islature, in his paper:
A friend" narrated" the following" anecdote"
which started the buttons for us the other eve-
ming. For many years. heretofore, has been q
member of the House from one Of the lower
counties which boast of an hundred votes or
such matter, named M. He was a men,
Der many years before he opened his mouth eX-
cept to say Aye" and No." and put some-
thing into it, the latter very praiseworthy,
agreeable and highly useful proceeding, except
at Spangler's. Once upon time Ms. county
received not n first rate notice" as the news
papers say, which it became necessary for him
to answer. 1t affirmed that the county did not
pay taxes enough to pay the member-that he
NJ was tax upon the treasury-and that if
he would accept the proposition, the legislature
would give him an order on his sheriff, to collect
the taxes and let him stay at home hereafter
NJ rose in defence-his maiden speech
"Mr. Chairman, the people of my county ar e
poor but honest"
He was interrupted by C, from Monroe,
who with stentorian voice cried out
Did the honorable gentleman say his people
were poor"
eyes"
"And honest"
eyes"
Then they are in h-ll of fix"
The House shook C set down. NJ,
like the boy whom the calf run over had not
word to say. His first speech was the last
one.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

WILLIAM TELL HOTEL, BY Herman Jo-
achm. This House is pleasantly situated with
excellent rooms well furnished, and the table
abundantly supplied with the luXuries and sub
stantials of life.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

j. MULDER, Clock and Watch Maker Mill
Point, Mich, is prepared to do all kinds of work
in the best manner and on the most reasonable
terms.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

Herkins wishes to know why some of our first
females wear lamp mats instead of bonnets on
their heads, in the street! Referred to COM
mtee on millipers. aa tsnf
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

WASHINGTON HOUSE, By Henry Penney
cr The proprietor has the past spring newly
fitted and partly re-furnished this House, and
feels confident visitors will find the House to
compare favorablY with the best in the State.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

HOPKINS &. BROTHERS. Storage, Forward
ing and Commission Merchants; general dealers
in all kinds of Dry Goods, Groceries, Grain and
Provisions; manufacturers and dealers whole
sale and retail in all kinds Of lumber. Mill
Point Mich.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

HORACE MERRILL Boot and Shoemaker.
Boots and Shoes neatly repaired, and all orders
promptly TENDED to. Shop one door below the
Washington House.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

FERRY e. SONS, Dealers in Dry Goods, Gro
ceries, Provisions, Hardware, Clothing, Boots
and Shoes, Crockery and Medicines; and man.
ufacturers and dealers in all kinds of lumber.
Water street.
VIM. M. FFRRY Jr., W., S r,n,
THos. w. FERRY. " " ~
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

c. DAVIS & CO.. Dealers in Dry Goods, Groce
ries, Provisions, Hardware, Crockery, Boots and
Shoes, &c. Muskegon, Mich.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

Commission Merchants, Fire Proof Brick Ware
house, Nos. 192 and 1874 South Water Street..
Chicago, Ill. Goods received and forwarded to
Grand Haven with Dispatch and at the lowest
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

OSEPH LASSAR, Barber and Hairdresser.-
Ohice the second floor of Shelby Hall, oppo-
site Ferry & Sons store. He has lately fitted up
ms room and will be happy to- wait on his Gus.
TONER'S to their satisfaction. Also all kinds of
sewing work taken in, and executed with neat
ness and dispatch
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-04-26

"Do you profess religion %
"No sir, lprofess my fhith, and practice my
religion"
Reader do thou likewise.