Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1854-02-25
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IIypOcntcs hrSt cheat tAe Worid, ana
then themselves.
4 Strong WiIl--one with acouplc hun
dred thousand in it.
4 pretty girls face generally fills q
mans ribs and empues his pockets.
The man who climbed up the North
pole has been let down with line of ON
n.busSes.
The lady who "coIorel" with indigna-
lion, says that it is far better than rouge
and yermillion.
The Meeting that was ''rulI of spirit"
is supposed to have been of the imblbita-
ry style oGgoods.
Il makes all the difference in the world
how q woman pantS--whethor for your
heart or ten dollar doeskins.
There is colored man in Wilmington.
Del, who is the father Of fIty-one chill
dren, thirty of them living. JehosePhat
Necessity knows no law" Well,
necessity is like a great many lawyers.
If some men could come out of their
graves and read the inscription on their
lombstones, they would think that they
had got into the wrong grave.
The distinguished individual, known
among the ancients as Cupid, has recent
Iy changed his name to Cupidity, and
will hereafter devote his attention TO mon
ey as well as malrimony.
It is only the dwellers in crowded ci.
ties who fully appreciate the sweets of a
country life.
The greatest depth of the ocean yet
found anG measured, is little over seven
miles.
"Noggs, Jr." speaking of blind wood
sawyer, says, "While no one ever Sa,U
/ him see, thousands have seen him SaiO."
With four metallic qualifications, n man
may be pretty sure of worldly success.
These are-gold in his pocket, silver in
his tongue, brass in his face, and iron in
his heart.
The Chinese have a saying that on un-
lucky word dropped from the tongue can
not be brought back by coach and six
horses.
Railroads and steamboats, annihilate
space and time, not 10 mention a multi.
tude of passengers.
| think our church will last good
while yet, sad waggish deacon to the
minister. | see The SLecpcrS are very
Somld.
The tooth-acbe may be cured by hold
ing in the right hand certain root--the
root Of the tooth.
A gentleman accustomed 10 the sigma
lure of The firm in which he was part
ner having to sign a baptismaI register of
one of his children. entered il as the child
Of Smith, Jones d co.
"If dirt was trumps, what hand you
would hold" said Lamb, to a filthy part
ner at whist.
Cob meal is really a good food for cat
( tie. We advise farmers TO shell their
corn before selling, and have their cobs
ground into meal 10 be fed TO their stock.
Make no! a confident of your servant,
for if he finds out that you dare not dis
please him he will dispIease you.
WHAT'S nothing A fooIless stocking
without a leg.
Who can tell us the age Of an "elder
Berry, or the number of pages in the
volume Of nature, or even the width
Of marrow escape ~
Father, what does printer live on o.
Why, child - because you said Won
hadn't paid him for three years, anh stll
take the paper" "Wile, spank that
child"
Rabbi Joshua once met n boy who ear.
red something in covered vessel "My
boy, " said the Rabbi, ''what have you 10
your covered vessel !' "lf il was inten-
ded for YOU TO know" replied the boy
at would not be covered"
Tire Young man WHO was 100 arislocra-
'ic 10 associate with mechanics, was when
last heard from, "keeping books" for
manure cart--on the laiL board, with n
piece Of chalk
Captain" said ragged country ur-
chin 10 a cny dandy with an immense
shirt collar, ''CaP;an, are You gong 4"
haul manure to-day % mo, YOU ragged
rascal what makes YOU ask hat qnes-
ton - WHY, case you've got such
'hunderin' big pair of s.de boards up"
Troubles are Ike horncis--Ihc less ado
YOU make about them tie better, for youT
QUERY will bring The whole swarm
upon YOU.
An cxchange says that down in New
Oleans II requires Three persons to start a
business firm one TO die with the yel;ow'
fever, one 10 get Killed 10 4 duel, and the