The Gonzales inquirer. [volume] (Gonzales, Tex.) 1853-current, 1854-01-07

tells funny stories sometimes. She gives the
following account Of an interview between
Prince John Vau Buren, on his recent visit To
Washington, and Colonel Beverly Tucker tho
Sentinel Of tho IIards The scene was at tho
National Hotel, where the Prince stopped, and
where the gallant Colonel met him, and thus
accostcd hm
T.-Why, John. how are you ug--wi,t tho
devil brought you licrcy Have tho Hard, drjy.
eli you out of Gotham, or has Guthrie called
you aowh mere 10 givc an account of Yourself.
llow's the election?
y. J.--God bless you Bcv., how do YOU do,
AZ for the election, know nothing about;
Guthrie s all right; go in for the resolutions
of '0s; hold that the blood of the martyrs !.
tho seed of tho Church." and my bus;nos,
here IN TO buya niggcr.
T.--Buy niger! Good gracious. Prince
how YOU surprise me-
y. J.--Yes, buy niggcr consider MIC.
the great pcnacca, the ornament Of the Chris.
tian, the emblem of the politician. and nj.
together, some thing rery important to man
kind generally. just SEQ how Bronson b,s
been puffed into n star Of the first n,ayn;.
tudc by galvanizing short lecture 10 (,ntbr;,
upon niSgers--thcy have nearly made greet
man out OF Dickinson--morc than half huina,..
ized Chnrly oConor, and even raised poor Coo.
.fttr
.aclcs have ceased, no such wonders have ben,
performed before, and all by niggcrs. Nothing
in Edmonds about spirit rappings begin to
como up to il. tell you Bov., n,usf haze !.
niggcr -my fame requires il, and NV p,rson.j
wants demand IL?
T-Nonscnsc, John; but do YOU really
want niggery--bccnusc, if you do, you mus,
have one
P. J.-Why, certainly I do. Everybody
snp mo In InttI,i III. y
tell you, Bev., have changed my mind IN.
on that subject aud though did not thinl, sn
once, now regard "theI Wilinoto with the
same abhorrcnce I do the Maine law. Jt,a !,
sumptuary, mcrclya check upon plensuro
upon personal comiort--upon all Tho art,
and all the scicnccs--upon grratncss~.,,non
chivalry and, finally, check upon niggcrs.
and, therefore wrong Any man that an't
sec this, HASN'T got n niggcr IN his eye in those
days, is no man ut all.
T.-7Why, John, YOU tallk like Sainti Give
us your views in the Sentinel. and then You viii
bc considered orthodox. They arc M sound
as n nut. Mcught you would como RIGHT n,
last ~
=. J.-~Sound. Why am ms sound ON
niggcrs M the stump candidate for sclec,man
was on the goose question: Tho only troublc
Is to mako tho world believe it. want 10
crush out, unbclief and tho Sentine ;sn,
rr
IA real Hard nigger--an ordained Adamer.
tinc-- such an one MS Dickinson would deljyh,
to chase, and as would make fit compan;on
! for Cooley. tell you Bow, that mns. rnt
lrhead ef tho whole batch, and,
I Niggcrsi niggcrs niggcrs arathe cards.
" herswl,ii to ssssls ssse conscience Of the
suppose we agree N, tho Maine Law.
II T.--Ah! Johr, tilF.lin we 10 l,atn,onixe nor.
fectly, and.
The colloqnists then retired into 4 corner
" ~ shrewdly suspected 10 converse about
the printing Of Congress. Ipasa. star.
ISAAC lIoPsER. following character;a,;,
anecdote of Hopper, the PhilailthropIs, is Ia
ken from his published life: : -
One tia,, while Friend Hopper was yisit;n.
wealthy family IN Dublin, a note was handel
to him inviting him TO dino the noxt d,v ~.
When hc read 1t aloud his host remarked
Those people arc very respectable. hui nat
of the first circle They hciong TO our churcb
mechahic"
Well, am mechanic myself" said Isoac
Perhaps II thou hadst known that t:.ct thou
wouldst not have Invited nlcin
is 1t possible, exclaimed tho host. shat a
man OF your inioFmation and appcarancc can
u iollowed tic busiecss of a tailor for many
years. reioiaei his guest. Look n. 80 49,.
tt*tatisl uost ti,ns, not scc Tho mark 81 tha
s'}eAga Some Of the Mayors cf philadclnhie
hay4 heen saioss. When livod there cf,.n
SNlks<i the STREETS with the Chief Justice. n
nsY<S stSsilrfcd to me siat Il was any spesiat
is';sss dent think Il sd to him
:. Kosspsus' Il q aucstsan shat 4
sssss iupestinensiy sslsssl The New yoyk
1ntz<Ss tbst hSefw ttse run" of hl,n nns,xeva