Butte record., 1854-01-21
REASONS WHY THE NILLION' EAT AT
WINE SFOUNTAIN HEAD
BY NED sAIU.

BY NED sNIUL.
When in the course of human events il be-
comes necessary that some things should bo
known well as others, it is but ordinary
justice to the good sense Of mankind, 10 ex-
hbit the reasons and high considerations i'm
pellng thereto. Ia courtesy to ''the million"
1t bchoOYes Us 10 set forth the following
points;
/. Because in this world of sel6shness there
nre few who understand creature comforts AMI
know how to appreciate human wants, and it
IS peculiarly gratifying to Cafornians 10
know that Nlnn himself is the chief among
them--ever selecting. personally. the best
provisions IN the markets Of the world, to set
before the visitors at the FOUNTAIN HEAD.
.. Because everybody finds at the FOUN-
TAIN HEAD what the most refined taste de-
mands or health requires, and is served at all
hours promptly and attentively, by score u
the most attractive young men, who hasten up
orders from the kitchen AZ ii by electro-ma,.
netlsm causing all to feel more at home, thaa
in other establishments of LoFrIER uretcns
sions
3. Because thousands of sick persons, after
spending large sums Of money for medical
treatment, have entirely recovered their
healths, since regularly eating at the FOUN-
TAIN EEAD, and they. now conclude, fron,
their own experience, that there ID more viz.
tue in the good things Of the FOUNTAIN
HEAD than IN all The science and drugs Of the
faculty.
4. Because philosophers assert h import
ant fact, that beneyolence and klndness are
ditfused and strengthened among mankind. in
about the same ratio that the digestive organs
are properly cared for and satisfied; hence tho
reason why satisfaction snilingly irradiatc,
every countenance of ''the million" who taks
their meals at the FOUNTAIN HEAD
$. Because all the Ladies are in favor Of
VIM, owing to the fact, that quite a number
Of the crustiest bachelors in California have
been softened in their hearts and been induced
to turn their willing steps towards the State
of Matrimony. after eating fora few weeks at
the FOUNTAIN HEAD.
=. Because SIX husbands, who were awf1llv
passionate towards their better halves, are
known to have undergone a radical change Of
disposition, since. they commenced eating AT
the FOUNTAIN HEAD: and their deljobted
wives positively affirm that they never lived
so happily and lovingly as since they ordered
their meals from the FOUNTAIN HEAD. and
supped at the BRANCH
I. Because it is well known that many of
the oldest inhabitants, who have been married
from five to fifteen years, without the least
prospect Of their being able to transmit their
names down through their posteri:y, NAV now
be seen rejoicing amidst loving family with
JOY unspeakahe. Seek you the cause Of this
and 1t is ascribed alone to their change ofIivinp
and partaking Of the invigoratne dishes Of the
FOUNTAIN HEAD
s. Because all the old Californians who havs
eaten regularly at WlNNS FOUNTAIN
HEAD, become satisfied to live in California.
wishing not TO return and remain in the older
States, but agree with the FOUNTAIN HEAD
policy, that OF polulating and setting up tho
beautiful valleys, and extending the area of
health and happiness to the millions in tho
State.
9. Because numbers who have heretofore
thOue ht they could not eat their meals without
some Alcoholic mixture beside them. have heep
led to discover the folly of putting such poi-
sons into the stomach and wisely oontinua
their visits at the FOUNTAIN HEAD. whera
no such temptations ever present themselves.
whereby men are lured into vice and conse
quent crime.
III. Because All the world and the rest Of
mankiud,' after once eating the California
BuckWheat cakes, swimming in Winn's patent
golden syrup, anu the warm bread and rolls
and buiscuit made of California extra suner-
hne flower, manufactured expressly for the
use OF the visiters at the FOUNTAIN HEAD,
surprising in quality the far famed Galleeo
ana Haxall brands, they seek no further; be
come younger as the years roll on, and grow
as sleek an good natured as the veritablo
Aldermen ofthe land
These TEN REASONS, and ninety others
equally good and substantial that might be
given, to satisfy the longing appetites of "tho
million, far better than garnished sepulchres
piled up like Babel to the very heavens.
Meath which drugg'd liquors fill the bar,
To make men reel, all madden'd there"
For the faithful performance of the princi
pies set forth in the above declaration, there
is pledged the fattest, tenderest Beef, Veal
and Mutton; the freshest vegetables and fruits
OF California, end tho sweetest Bread and
Pastry made anywhere between the Arctic
Ocean and the jumping off place; all which the
public may enjoy. SO mote it be- NED sNUL
San Francisco, Nor 70. 1853