The Empire County argus., 1854-01-28
SIM ftantisto abbtrtisrintntr.
Reasons why +" The MInion," Eat at Winn's
FOUNTAIN HEAD.
BY NED SNIUI.


When in the of human events becomes necessary
that something's should be known well others, it is
Gma s
to. In courtesy to the mlion it behooves us to set
forth the following points:
l. Because this world of sefshness there few who
understand comforts and know how to appreciate
human wants. and It is peculiarly gratifying to Caorn-
know that WtNN himself is the Chief among then
ever selecting personally the best provisions in the
kes of the world to set before visitors at the FOUNTAIN
g. Because every body finds at the Fourtain Head what
ever the most refined demands alth requires
and is served at all hours promptly and attentively by
crs from the kitchen if by electromagnetic causing
all feel far at home, than in other establishments
of loftir pretensons
large sums of meney for medical treatment have entirely
their heahs since eating regularly at the Foun
tain Head than in all the science and drugs of the med
cal faculty.
d. Because philosophers this important fact that
benevoence and kindness are diused and strengthened
among mankind in about the ratio that the digestive
organs properly cared for and satisfied hence the
why satisfaction smngy irradates every counenance
of the million who take their meals at the Fountain Head
5. Because all the ladies in favor of Winn, owing
to the fact that quite number of the crusest bachelors
in California have been softened in their hearts and been
induced to turn their willing steps towards the state of
marmony, after eating few weeks at the Fountain Head.
6. Because six husbands who were awully passionate
towards their bettcrhalves, known to have undergone
radical change of disposition, since they commenced
ing at the Fountain Head and their delighted wives pos
vey affirm that they lived happily and lovingly
and supped at the Branch. .......
T. Because is well known that many of the Oldest in
habtans who have been married from five to fifteen years
without the least prospect of their being able to transmit
their names down through their postery, may be
rejoicing amid leving family withjoy unspeakable Seek
you the this and is ascbed alone to their change
of living and partakng of the nvgorang dishes of the
Fountain Head.
8. Because all the old Californians who have eaten
regularly at Wm's Fountain Head, become satisfied to
live California wishing not to return and remain in the
older states but agree with the Fountain Head policy that
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tending the of health and happiness to the millions in
this state.
g. Because numbers who have heretofore thought they
could not eat their meals without alchohoc mixture
beside hem have been led to discover the folly of putting
such poison into the stomach and wisely continue their Wis
present themselves whereby lured into vice and
consequent crime.
TO- Because all the world and the rest of mankind
after eating ofthe California Buckwhea Cakes
ming in Winns patent golden syrup, and the bread
and rolls and biscuit made of California superfne
the Fountain Head surprising quality the far famed Gal
lego and Eaxa biands they seek no further because
they become younger the years roll and grow
sleek and good natured as the Alderman of the land
These ten reasons and ninety others equally good and
substantial that might be given satisfy the longing appe
tes of the million far better than painted scpuchres piled
up like Babel to the very heavens.
.. Meath which drug d liquors fill the bar,
To make men reel, all maddened there"
For the faithful performance of the principles set forth
in the above declaration, there pledged the ttes ten
derest Beef Vea and Mutton the freshest vegetables and
made anywhere between the Arctic Ocean and the jump
ing off place all of which the public may enjoy. So
mote it be.
San Francisco Nov. 26, 1853 2 3m