The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1854-05-27
Cbips.

JvvENALIrIES-O little Eddy some
times saws queer things-most little BOYS Of
two wears Of age do. A few nights ago. hav-
inc Just finished a famous piece Of pie, OF
which he was very fond, lie was summoned
by his mother TO say his prayers and 90 to
bed. kneelinc at her side. he repeated az
ter her tina. heaven-taueht petition. Oar Ia
Their which art in heaven. etc. unit! she came
10 the passage. Give us this day CIR daily
Lrcad.-when. raising his head, and looking
up into her face. he said oh. no. mother =
pie say PIE"
4 very vounr -iri, youns enough % sleep
in crib by the bed q her parents, awoke
one night, when the full moon was SHINING
into her bedroom and calling to her fathcr.
she exclaimed: Father father God has
forgot to blow the moon ont Won't you
opcn the window. an! Yet me blow it out ::
e. 1In!son'S Choice This or none. is
derived from one IIoE,son who let out horses
a. Cambridge and obliged such as wan'e!
one to take that next to the stable door. be
inr the one which hal had the most rest.
G. \ chap stepped into store down cast
where liquor was kept for "mc'licinal and
mechanical purposes. and produced large
bottle which he desired to have filled. Upon
l,inc asked for what purposes he wanted it.
he SAID .mechanical-hc was going to make
an ox-vokc in the afternoon W
81" %. rv friend SAID doctor to an l.
,i,, patient. be composed we must all d"
nnce.'-'An its that what ,cxcs ne. 'rcli d
Pat. If could die half 4 dozen times Id not
care halfa penny about it this time
e. Embracing Christianity is what the
king of Siam sail tie first time he embraced
an ENGLISH Girl. No, Lad from Pagan land.
e. The editor of the Var Iori' Erc"'nq
Post has found a remedy fer the little Pc
known as bed bugs:
"Nlany persons complain o: being pcstcrcd
bv bcdbuss-it is easy to avoid TIE inconvcn-
iencc On going to bed. strip oil You shirt
and cover yourself from heal to foot with
boiled mola,se>. Let every par: of the body :
be thickly covered with it. Tin coming 10
bite you, the bugs wi, ii k t.; in Che no2:-
5, 5, AMI "ou can XIII them in tIo morning"
Some More oftneil exc Beans
4 legislative assembly. gathered IS !, i
from all quarters an iiom cytiy Profession.
must n. cc.,aiiI, irc.uit all varieties ofcLar-
.. ter s,ae "f i:o-, amusing Ind. Sa.eia!
ears sac he town G.. i.-------:..w III to
lee: ! s.:.r .limer. ,hoin tie love Of IL
.cntura ;c"-r ir'! out ii tie precincts q HI:
native :t.i..,, 70 Ice o.ierou> post O.. Member
Il TIE General CoA.t." Arrived 1. Boston.
'rr friend ~ somewhat hrngrv. ana bc:r-
.e,ilou, @. akin. something sub. :a,tal "tur
ne ,to:n .:li' axe. i,'.n,i hi> way into one
i our principal hotels iu,l at '.r dinner hour.
Sitting down . dinner. and lcir.; rcIucstr!
v the waitcr ~ select iron, tie I'LL of fare
what ,.;>l h. hose lie expressed desire ior
some hake,. Drans TIL; was tron .nt Liu.
and, from the custo with wnic!. they wcgc
eaten evi'ion'iy suited our representative.
The I.s,e vas rleace'i in an incrc lilly shor,
space Il tine, AL tie attentive wai:rrTa :;
'i;'ii.l y: lave .cu' ri ci.anrel:'
"Yas."
What will you have next"
The iii. .: fare was consulted, AMI the
guest anno,.ir cd ~ .|..i,on
II reckon I'll have few more Of them ere
beam
tn" waiter i':rnc'! away to conceal a smile
hut did as he was ordered Kce,,in. his eve
On the new .',.,' .:ei representative, anl,when
the third plate was dispatched. was Ivy his
side with the oh question:
''Of course" though. h.. she Il wan. some
thing else tlis time
"Wla; '.i>i, shall br;;:e Won, sir:"
Tie representative tool, up the bill Of fare.
and followed It's vcrious items with bis finger
til he came TO the end. process which oc-
"upied some ten minutes. lie was apparent
y puzzled. bui il. u moment lis cye lighted
NJ. and he .a;i
=! don't o'ra II TAX e.. r4ore q them
-. bcans
Thy were brought anl We neel not say
went the way Of their prclecc<sors