Portage sentinel. [volume] (Ravenna, Ohio) 1845-1854, 1854-07-19

SSsrSzT WITM0ROOs. F.~'VIH
.1O>y Ths lsdy who made dash, has. sinss
brought her husband q A fallssoP!
se1r No man huss right 70 do = be Plessss
except when he pleases to DO right ''''i's '''-'
Or Nothing elevstss US 50 much as the pres
encs Of spirit, similar, yet superior to our own
mr. An acquaintance Of ours declares y
wicked 70 speak the truth, because there is ain an
.tttl11a lla 2aasti, 10 f' '' - III"
stHeerity' .sGnOa Y0Efz
6srsI know every rock on the coasI 't-erlep |
the Irish pilot, whepth ship then bumPed-"ana
tAat'sons of them.n 70 Is-, irss5.s aes i5sti
nArNo portion of the human family Is SO anx'
iOus shout the future, as apiece Of dim'ty on the
verge Of old maidenhoofdI u teps
~ter One Of the new cadets ut West Point
measures six feet eight inches in beight-u future
Scott, perhaps He is from Tennessee. doe +
n-r"Pat, if MrgiJohes comes before my re-
turn tell him that will meet him at two o'clock.9
"Aye, aye, sir, but what SHALL tell him if he
don't comet" iigs12 ~ b.. .,.. lex. ...4
6rA politician, from rural region, being
told in, Washington, las, week, that "consolS'
had declined asked TO know which consul, for ne
might like the Office! a:H . s.s '..-' .'.- s'''
.aOr An exchange says, when David slew 's-
liah with sling, the latter fell stone-dead, and
of course, was quite sstonshed, as much thing
had never entered his head before! a'I sa
6T"If / want statue of myself, why should
be 30 foolish as to present sculptor with mar.
BILE for the work! Ans. Because if did, he
would be sure to chisel me out of it," ~ M."ti
hHr"1 believe" said very tall representative
from country town, "that am one of the tail
est members of the House." EYES," added a fel.
low representative sand the slimest too. -"
hAr An adopted citizen wrote home that ne was
employed by the State. On coming over they
found it lust as he had stated. He was up al
Sing Sing "servng out a sentence for lille. &
ssnArJf you have great talents, industry will
improve them; if moderate abilities, industry will
supply their deficiencies. Nothing is denied to
well directed labor; nothing is to be ever attain
ed without it.
MA country youth who had returned from
the cityywas asked by his anxious father it he
had been "guurded" in his conduct while there!-7
"oh, yes." was the repIy;."l was guarded by two
policemen part OF the time. - ~ ,#...lar
Or-An exchange paper asks very innocently
II it is any harm for young ladies to sit in the
lapse Of ages Another replies that is all de-
pends on the kind Of ages selected. Those from
eighteen to twenty-five it puts down as extra-haz-
ardous, ..,-,.s..
Or An Indiana paper states that one David
Van Alstyne has been muuted in $4,000 DANA
ges in a breach Of promise case, in which Miss
Hand was the plaintiff. Served him perfectly
right. David had no business to indulge in any
such slight Of Hand performances. @
srThe editor Of the Albany Transcript says
the New York Day Book is set up entirely by that
girls and adds that he should like 10 "set up with
them" Probably Capital Fact. ID .... 3.
All right brother chip, ii you like it. We
would prefer the press work-North- Nssterl
Wig ~ ,'s a.. .. .'g ..s -
We would prefer "loching-up" the forms
or An editor out West, in speaking Of hi
domestic increase, gives the following: s.sJ
Sound the stage horn-blast the trumpet,
That the waiting world may Know -
Publish it through all our borders,
Even unto Mexico.
"a Seize your PEN oh dreaming poeE 4.
s-a. - And in numbers smooth as maybe,
sa..'! Spread afar the joyful tidngs
s1s.E sBetsg's got another boby! ""r ...-- ..s
asAtF A little girl, after repeating her usua
prayer, which her sick mother had taught her
asked if she might say words her own. Leav
being granted, she went on: s,,-s
q, 30 Lord! don't let my ma die, nor gran'rn
nor any of my uncles and aunts, or any of m
cousins; and don't let hired girl die; but,
Lord, you may let who else die you are min
to!'
ezra youngster, who had just risen to the dig
nifty of new pair Of boots with heels on then
laid himself liable, through some misdemeano
to maternal chastisement. After'pleading to g
clear tosno effect, he exclaimed-"Well, if IL
got to stand it, mean TO take off my boots. =
4s"Why!" asked his mother.
"Because / won't be whipped in them ne
boots. That's so.' &aE zoe
Of AS a iandyfed fellow was vending h
way through narrow passage, he met pret
girl and said to her, "Pray my dear, what do yc
call this passage!" "Balaam's passage" repIit
the girl. "AndI," continued the fop, determine
to be agreeably facetious, 81 am like Balaam-
stopped by an angel" "And l." rejoned IL
cute girl, as she pushed by him, 81 am like ii
Angel-stopped by an ass" .-,.. .] *
..,GeF "John what is a gentlemanr ,rs,s,#
70 stStubtoe boots, short tail coat, and high sh
collar" y~tET4Htv
EzeWhat lie the chief endo agentleman'
zz"His ceat tail.' r,- a7or ra4 ar. erger. 'ts
e.tWhat is The work of gentlemanr' 81.