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Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1854-06-01
CAMBRIA EEOgSE.
Jefferson, Cambria County, Pennsylvania,
.EOkEz BSEskySFEY, proDrietOr,

Fg7HE Proprietor of this Hotel would res
4 pcctfuly inform the public that he has it
now open. and ready for the accommodation of
guests No pains expense has been spared in
the furnishing and arranging of this House; and
the building itself being new, commodious and
iourn for travellers and boarders
HIS BAR will Mt all times be supplied with the
best of Wines and Liquors, and HIS TABLE will
contain every delcacy the Market can afford. The
beds are and good, and the health, ease and
comfort of his guests will be untiriugly studied.
BOARDERS Will be taken by the week on rea-
sonable terms.
ps-a IN attentive Ostlcr viii always be in nttcn-
Dance and the stabling will be found good.
Nov 6, 1853.
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=. G. VsEngard and &. w. syfEsgaEGl.
ATE0RNY AT EAyy.
EBENsRURG, 1

EBENsRURG, PA.
ELL practice in the several Courts of Cambria,
Il Blair, Huntingdon, Indiana and Clcarfeld Coun-
ties. Office nearly opposite Litziugcr's Hotel.
gEADAlso Agents for the sale Of Lands in Cam
6ria and adjoining Counties
LJ-Also Agents for the Union Fire Insurance
Company
D-Also Agents for the American Life In
sur rInce Company"
Anvil s. 81.
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FOREST HOUSE.

CampbaIIsJoWn, cambria county Pa,
TEIHE undersigned, Proprietor of the above Ho-
L tel, informs his friends and the public that he
is well prepared to furnish the best of accommo-
daton, and is determined to please all who may
call with him.
JOHN p. PARISH.
Campbelstown, June 16, l853-34-6m.
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AEpMYgEsTRATORs NOTICE.

LETTERS of Administration were granted to
the undersigned on the 22d of February the es
tate of Hilliam OKeeffe, decd, of Cambria town
ship. All persons knowing themselves indebted
to said estate Will make payment Immediately, and
those having claims against it viii present them
properly authenticated for settlement.
WILLIAM O'kEEFFE Jr., Admr.
TplyrJ1oT-y 81 '5I
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Treasurers Office. }
Ebensburg, April 6, '54.
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]. RODGERS DAVID J.. JoNEs
AHEAD OF ALx COMPETITION

WOuld respectfully inform their old well their
n new customers that they have received an exten-
sive assortment of Spring and Summer goods,
which for beauty and quality not to be found in
the county of Cambria. The assortment consists
rs follows.
New style Brocade Silks,
Chene and changeabe DO.
Stripe and plaid DO.
De Laine, all colors and qua itics.
Berage de LANES.
All the latest styles Of Ladies dress Goods.
Bombazincs, black and colored Alpaca.
French Lawns, ChinJzes, Prints and Giughams.
A handsome assortment Of Dress Trimmings.
Gloves, hIitt, Hosiery, Shawls, Wells, ,.ctc
For mems and Boys wear, We have cloths,
simeres, vestugs, hats, caps, boots shoes &c.
Also large assortment of Groceries and Queens
As determined not to be undersold, call
in before purchasing elsewhere.
Nav is, 81.
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TO VEsE PUsgE.EC.

To EEEE "a asB4aAs
HE cal the attention of our friends and tue pup
II lie generally to new stock of GOODS, just
received, which will be sold low for cash
Flour, Bacon and Salt constantly on hands: -
90 Sacks Ground Alum Salt, which We Will sell
at cost.
p. S.-An persons knowing themselves INDEBTED
to us on book account, OF for freight viii please
call and settle.
W. W IVORY s co.
March IL, "a.
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KOTECE SO COLLECTORS.

COLLECTORS Of State and County Taxes for
S1S52 and previous years, whose duplicates re
main unsettled, hereby notified 10 make ray
meut or before the 9th day of May next. as
by resolution of the Board of Commissioner no
further Indulgence viii be given after that date.
Collectors for 1853 are requested to pay over
the full amount outstanding on their duplicates,
on or before the June Court.
a. J. RILEY, Treasurer.
Treasurers Office.
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James DoUgherty, at
s2EEHREB. raAGEs s. 6

WTHOLESALE and retail dealers in Tobacco
w Snuff and Cigars, warehouse at the South
west corner of Third and Race streets, Philadel
phia, lately occupied by Ludwig, Kneeder & Co.,
keep constantly hand large and well selected
stool, of the most celebrated brands of
CHEWING TOBACCO, IMPORTED CIGARS,
Domestic cigars, and Snuff, which they offer fol
sale as favorable terms as any house in the city
Orders promptly attended to.
August >, IS53-5-ly.
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Rowe s. EIsSEOFR.

III North Third Street 6elo1e Race Ph2adcphia.
MANUF.cTURERs AND WHOLESALE DEALERS IN
Corn Brooms, Looking Glasses, Cordage
Painted Buckets, Clocks, Wick Twine
Willow Buckets, Window Shades, Matches,
Cedar Ware, Bristle Brushes Blacking.
Wood and T-iUolo Hare Of all kinds, at tie NaHutac
turers' forrest cash prices.
Jan. 20. '54.-2m
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4 NEW ARREEAE.


KUST received and for sale at the cheap Bool,
ap Store of John J. Rodgers, Jr.
Exposition Of Odd Fellows.
Valentine VoX.
Novels.
Letter Paper and FooIscap.
Pocket Books.
Note Paper of all kinds.
Portmonics do do.
PerGlmery do do
Stationary do do.
Day Books and Ledgers.
Accordeons.
Copying Books,
Pens ofevery description.
Window Shades. paper and oil.
Pen Knives.
April 81, 1854,
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RICHARD JONES,

Justice Of the Peace, Ebensburg, Pa,
XHTILL attend promptly to all collections en-
w trusted TO his care Office, adjoining his
dwelling.
July u. 1S52.-tf.
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Esr. :. R. Fitch,

ID ESPECTFULLY tenders his services to the cit
q liens OF Summerhill township in the practice
of Medicine and Surgery.
Office at HALFWAY House, Cambria county, Pa.
Nov. p, 1852
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Dec. 9, 1888.
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wEI. G.WELSOX.

EUSTICE of the Peace, Summityille, Cambria
q County, Pa. Office East of the Allegheny
Portage Railroad on the Turnpike.
March SO 1S54-tf.
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Dr. Geo. ER. ely.

HFFERS his professional services to the citizens
~ of Jefferson and vicinity, in the practice OF
Medicine and surgery.
Office next door to Mr.. Lytle's Store.
NInN %. 1888.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1854-06-01

THE Register of Cambria County having gran
ted letters of Administration TO the undersigned
residing in Ebensburg the estate of John Dillon
dec d. late of Summitville. All persons indebted
to said estate are requested to make payment with
out delay, and persons having claims against said
estate to present them properly proven for settle
ment
JAMES M'DERMIT.
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George EsarucaIi {

Wholesale & Retail Tin, Copper, and sheet-Iron
WaIe Manufacturer, and Dealer in the fol-
lowing named Stoves:
EtLOBE Air Tight Cook, Portable Range, Flat
VI Top Complete, Union Air Tight, Cooks Favor
ite. Bare Cylinder, Delaware Cook, Bar-room, Key
stone, or Independent, Harp cannon, New com
plete, Hot Air Parlor, Victoria complete, Air
Tight, Complete Cook, Union Coal Burner.
Ebensburg, Sept l, 1852.
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Auditors Eo2ice.

hnston Moore surviving ! In the Common Pleas
partner Of the firm of of Cambria County
SAL Moore : Executors Docket No
VS.. y, December Term
Cherries Dillon 1854
The Undersigned bin appointed Auditor to
make distribution Of the money in the hands Of
the Sheriff arising from the sale Of the real estate
of the defendant IN the above stated case, hereby
notifies all Iersons interested that he viii sit Tor the
purpose of discharging the duties Of the said ap-
pointment, ut his office in Ebensburg on Tuesday
the ID day o. May next, at one o'clock 7. NJ.
q. NJ. REED, Auditor.
April Sd 1854.
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laEorcrs.Man.ed.

En Laborers are wanted TO work the Ehens-
sESE burg and Susquehanua Plank Road, to whom
liberal wages will be given. Apply to either of the
GLASS & HUTHISQN
Ebcnsburg June 3, 1888.
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CHARLES II. MARPLE'S
FyEgE AVID E.EDEOR STORE.

No. 233 North Third ST., above CallOyv hill,
East side, PhiIadeiphia.
HAS constantly on hand French Brandies, lIol-
u Z lanI Gin and a general assortment of FOR
EIGN WINES
ALSO.-All kinds of American Spirits sc.
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.YEEEERsON EE0VsE.

JEFFERSON, CAMBRIA COUNTY, PENN.
TE'AE undersigned takes pleasure in informing
E his friends and the travelling public, that he
has leased the Jefferson House, and having made
muth Improvement in its interior. he feels con fl
den. that he will thereby be enabled to render
comfort and satisfaction to al who favor him
with their patronage.
is fast and superior MAIL LINE OF STAGES
viii ulw Us be III readiness to convey passengers
10 and from the
PENN'A. RAILROAD STATION
to lis home and also leaving direct after the ar
riv;l of the trains by good Plank Road TO Ebens-
burg
H7E~ lie will ever be happy to accommodate his
old friends and acquaiutances that will favor him
with n call JAMES d HAMILTON.
Jeferson, April 20, Ie54.
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Fashionable. Clothing Emporium,

Clinton St JohnstoWn Pa
EREAT attraction at the corner Of Clinton and
NJ Locust streets opposite the Exchange Hotel
and the NTMillcn House, Johnstown, Cambria CO..
Pa, whore the subscribers have just received q
large and fashionable assortment of Fall and Win
ter Il eady made CLOTHING.
Nov. !, 1852. JOSEPH CANS & co.
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VIVA. EE'Eariand and soE,.

Allegheny Street, Eollidaysburg, Pa.
WTOULD respectfully invite the attention Of the
w public to their superior stock of Furniture
of every description. Furniture of all kinds min-
ufactured to order on the shortest notice. All or
dcrs from distance promptly attended to.
July !, 1892.
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D1Eis s. Eseyd,

EFsat AS a. F-ETy u,
Ewing formed partnership in the Mercantile
& & Business, would respectfully solicit the pa
tronage Of their friends and the public generally.
Cali and see US at the old stand Of William Da-
Wis.
April %, 1852
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E~E. GEORGE.

Justice CT the Peace, foot Of Plane 10 4,
&. P. 2. 2.
WILL attend promptly TO all collections entrusted
II to his care. Office, adjoining the Post Office,
July. 2Sth 1852.
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TEsE EMPORIUM.

UHF CHEAPEST GOODS CAN BE FOUND AT
ITHE NEW STORE-LAUREL SWAMP.
THE citizens of Cambria County are respectful
ly invited to examine our stock before purchasing
elsewhere. An acquaintance with our stock and
manner OF doing business Will convince you OF the
sunerior Inducements, we are enabled to offer.
Our varied assortment comprises, Dry Goods of
every kind !; Hats, Caps, Boots and Shoes, Ready
Made Clothing, Hardware and Queensware, Cedar
Ware Drugs, Dye Stuffs Groceries of all kinds
an excellent assortment Of Fish &c. &c.
Auy articles called for, which we have not on
hand can be obtained in few hours, by Penna.
Railroad and Adams and Co.'S Express, at the low
est rates possible We feel assured that those who
will call and look through our stock, which under
all circumstances, we pleased to show, will be
disposed to buy.
OUR TERMS ARE CASH
w a NEFF & co.
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=. Petersberger's

Wholesale and Retail Clothing Store.
GOATS, Vests Pants, Hats, Caps, Shirts, Hand
u kercheils, Cravats, Boots. Shoes, Carpet bngs
Trunks. SC Sold cheap for Cash. Summit Cam
bria County, Pa.
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vAAUAEsLE FRopEEsTY FoEs sAE.E,

VALUABLE PROPERTY FOR SALE
fVHE subscriber offers for sale the House and Lot
. on which he now resides, situate in Summtvllc
L Cambria &C., Pa. The buildingis of Frame, 81
front on the Portage Railroad, extending back a.
long the Turnpike Road SO feet, Two Stories high,
with n finished Basement. Also, ono ! l-2 Story
Building 90 by ii feet large Stable and Smoke
House. &c. With small addition to the above
described property, it can be made commodious
house for Hotel, which will pay wc rs this
place, doubt, is destined to be great place of
resort in the summer season, being situated
the top Of the Allegheny Mountains, and surroun-
ded on all sides with the most delightful and pic
tant mile from the Penna. Railroad Station
This property viii be sold at a very low price, as
the subscriber wishes to convert it into a Hotel,
and does not wish to keep it himself For fur
ther particulars enquire Of the subscriber, the
premises.
JOHN IVORY.
Anril G 1871 I'm
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Epr. Henry YeagHeN.

Practising Physician, Johnstown, Pa.
NFFICE next door TO his drug store, corner of
~ Main and Bedford streets.
Johnstown, July q, 1852.
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JOHN e. NiAGEEE.

HAS leased and reftted the McMillen House
IL Il Qate the Bennett Hotel) in the borough of
JohnstOwn, where he will be glad TO receive any of
his friends who may favor him with their patronage
He has also opened bar with choice selection of
wines and liquors of all kinds.
Meals served to suit passengers who wish to ira
vel by the Pa. r. r.
JOHN C. MAGILL.
Johnstown Pa July % 1858.
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Wanted,

a ono hands at the Quitman Tanncry, to pea
< w bark One dollar per cord will be given
MURRAY, ZAHAI * co.
Enrfl 90 "a
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TEIs way gor.e:oos. and sIlean sseeas.

4 HIS way EOF:s-OOa and s-Araass = GOODS
NHTlLL be opened this week at the brick store
" of J. Moore, in Ebensburg general assort-
ment Of cloths cassimeres, satiuetts, tweeds and
great variety of summer goods
Together with any quantity of prints delains
lawns, cashmeres, ginghams, lustres and other
dress goods
ALSO A LARGE
and good assortment of hardware, queensware
saddlery, clothing, stationary, drugs &c, &c
Persons wanting boots and Shoes hats and caps
ready made clothing, viii find it to their advan-
tage TO call at the.
Brick store
The subscriber, thankful for past favors, ear
nestly requests his customers, and the public gen
orally at least call and examine his stock: and if
he cannot suit every person in quality and price it
is not his fault. Produce and lumber Of all kinds
taken in exchange for goods; and he also takes
CASH when offered
J. MOORE.
Ebensburg, April %, 1851.
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EFEE0ESTEEEsNG.
VIC. BLACK.

DESPECTFULLY informs the citizens OF Holh-
Ia daysburg and vicinity that he win remain in
this place for a few weeks and holds himself in
readiness 10 manufacture Hair, Straw and Husk
Mattresses and Lounges, and do the general up
holstering work of houses, such as hanging cur
Sofas, &c. He may be found either at the Exchange
Hotel or at Mcfarland s. Sons Cabinet Ware
Room.
Hollidaysburg, Dee. ., 1858.
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JOHN M'DEYITT. WILLIAM M'DEvITT
.I0EEN Ea,DENETT s. BRO.

NXTHOLESALE grocers and dealers in Foreign
wv and Domestic Liquors, Rectifed Whiskey,
Flour, Bacon, Fish, Cheese &C., SC. No 31I, Lib
erty street. opposite the head of Smitheld, Pitts
burgh, Pa.
December %, lS52-9-tf
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UADAMS & cos Express Ofico has been
removed from Summit to Cresson Station-Laurel
Swamp.
W. A. NEFF, Ag't.
March 10, "a.
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kEy-xys un EEauU,

GtTONEWhRE, Earthen ware, Nails, Cast-stec
- and Salt, for sale by
DAVIS & LLOYD.
MayI2, 1929.
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FEJHIS WAY!-For have just received and Of
Z fer sale large lot Of Stone and Earthen
Wares The highest price paid for wool.
Ebeusburg, April /. j. MOORE
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Dissolution OF Partnership.

WHE PARTNERSHIP HERETOFORE EMS
/ ting between Drs Jackson s. Howe is this day
day dissolved by mutual consent.
r. NJ. s. JACKSON,
j. HOWE.
Feb. 49, lS54-tf.
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4 FRESH arrival of Boots, Shoes, Summer Hats,
"A Caps. Fancy Gimp and Florence Straw Bon
nets, Powder, Gun Caps. Shot, Lead Sc, received
this day and for sale at the cheap store of
June %, 1851. J. MOORE.
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GtASH viii be paid for 1000 or 5000 pounds
~ wool, by HUGHES & WHEkh1,
Jefferson, Pa.
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sUHEMETVELE.E. CAMBRIA COUNTY. PA.

splendid s1tae the rad
to Sc at possible sand + o. m
weis f the public in general. He stock viii
0 lei tod lei Wihh him fl
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-10-04

SwEARING.-Th following good anecdote
is told of Henry Ward Beecher, by New
York correspondent of the Newburyport Her.
aM:
One of the warmest Sobbaths of last summer,
after the usual preliminary services, he rose to
announce the subject ofhis mornings discourse
and looking upon the large congregation, passed
his right hand across his forehead and thro' his
hair and in cool and off-hand manner, made
the remark, It's id hot
The congregation was startled into wakeful-
ness; and many just composing themselves for
a good nap-for some will nap it in church even
under such preaching as Henry Ward Beech
ers--opened their eyes in blank astonishment
After brief pause the eccentric divine went on
to say:
"Such is the expression which heard used
by no less than fifteen persons, calling them
selves gentlemen of responsibility, in walking
from my residence to church, this morning, and
the majority of these fifteen persons, are now
within the sound of my voice. Who are ye
that have not heard the divine command
Swear not at ALL" And he went on to give
them such lesson on profanity that few but
him can give, and which none who heard him
will soon forget.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-10-04
YOU AND I.
BY CHARLES MACKAY.


Who would scorn his humble fellow
For the coat he wears FL
For the poverty he suffers sF 7r
For his daily cares Z? tp
Who would pass him in the footway
With averted eye?
Would you brotherq No-you would not
If you would-notI.
Who, when vice or crime repentant,
With grief sincere
Asked for pardon, would refuse it
More than heaven severe? 'Hl 3, fa
Who to erring woman's sorrow
Would with taunts reply?
Would you brother? No-you would not.
If you would-not I.
Who would say that all who differ
From his sect must be
Wicked sinners, heaven rejected,
Sunk in Errors sea,
And consgn them to perdition
With holy sigh?
Would you, brother? No-you would not.
If you would-not 1.
Who would say that six days cheating,
In the shop or mart
Might be rubbed by Sundays praying,
From the tainted heart
If the Sunday face were solemn,
And the credit high?
Would yon, brother? No-you would not.
If you would-not T.
Who would say that Vice is Virtue
In hall of State?
Or that rogues are not dishonest
If they dine off plate?
Who would say success and Merit
Meier part company
Would you, brother? No-you would not.
If you would-not 1.
Who would give a cause his efforts
When that cause is strong,
But desert it on its failure,
Whether right or wrong?
Ever siding with the upmost,
Letting downmost lie?
Would you, brother? No-you would not.
If you would-not 1.
Who would lend his arm to strengthen
Warfare with the right?
Who would give his pen to blacken
Freedoms page of light?
Who would lend his tongue to utter
Praise of tyranny?
Would you, brother? No-you would not.
If you would-not 1.
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-10-04

INVITING ON FAcTs.--At the late Fusion
Convention in Mass. Charles Sumner, the Sen
ator from that State, told the audience that
Wing opposition to Slavery depended very much
on the character of the administration. If he
recollected Alright, it was Wing President who
signed the Fugitive Slave Bill the Wings were
now so willing to repeal. The great Wing
leaders advocated that law both in and out of
Congress, and the whole Party acquiesced in the
Baltimore Platform Had the Wings in Massa-
chusetts consented to help few humbug Free
Sellers into office we should never have seen
Sumner holding the looking glass for the
Wings TO see how they looked after this man.
ner. National Democrat
Grand River times. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1851-18??, 1854-10-04

PoRTRAIr OF HARD CAsE-Now you, that
was cut out for man, but was so viainously
spoiled in making up, I'll attend to your case.
For what end did you burst open the worlds
door, and rush in uncalled, like a man chased by
a mad bull? What good do you expect to be-
stow on your fellow men! Some useful inven-
ton, some heroic act, some great discovery, or
even one solitary remark? No! Those that
look for any good from you will be just as bad
iy fooled as the man who caught skunk and
thought it was kitten, or the woman who made
green's out of gunpowder tea. You know
where the neatest and tightest pants can be got
son tick" but you don't know where the useful
lecture will be delivered You know the color
of vest, but never studied the gorgeous hues
OF the rainbow, unless it was to wish for piece
to make cravat of; you know how fool feels
in full dress, but you don't know how man
feels when he eats the bread earned by the
sweat of his brow; you know now monkey
looks, for you see one every day in your land
lady's looking glass; but you don't know how
a man feels after doing good actions you 20
where that sight is not to be seen Oh! you
wasp-waisted, catfsh.mouthed, baboon-shoul-
dered, clipper-legged, goose-eyed, and sheep
faced, bewhiskered drone in the worps beehive !
What are you good for? Nothing but to cheat
your tailor, to lisp by note line from some
milk and cider poetaster, sentimantaly talk love-
eat oysters, and act the fool most shamefully.
| say, does your mother know you're out?
am afraid you have no mother, nor never had.
You are Of no more use in the world than a
time-piece in beaver dam, or mattress in a
hog-pen. You fill no larger space in the
worlds eye than the .oe-nai of musketo
would in market house, or stump-tail dog
would in all out doors ; you are as little thought
of as the fellow who knocked his grandmother
last tooth down her throat; and as for brains,
ten thousand such can be preserved in drop of
brandy, and have as much sea room as tad
pole in lake Superior.
AS for your ideas, you have but one (and that
is stamped on your skull an inch deep, that
tailors and females are to be gulled by you, and
you think decent people envy your appearance.
Poor, useless tabacco worm! You are deci-
dedly hard case.