Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1854-04-27
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CGE5atige instrument.

TIME oElg iniallibie cure ier thss dreadful dis
i essa kpRvn as SRermaorrhea d Involuntary
Nocturnal Emissiuns SO harassing asfdstsstfuctiye
o. - nnl mischief u the nervousst ttsss iacapa-
etiain9. Ehs man or business. society. and lnair-
meIv, ;rf
This Instrument is simple, comprehensive, and
nera faitiBg anamayhe used without HE slightest
Inconvenience or The knowledge Of Vie most inti-
mate friend i Is % Sc used exEerngif producing
no pain Or inJnty Whatever. nor prevsaying any
from aaFnFing u his business; ans white in use
not single emission Gan take PLACID gSviecraling
The orga4sI III shaf time 10 snehsaaesteAi Thai
they fegaRRc prinErf polrsr ot rss lrn the less
of which, eahstd By early abuse, isai.R disease il
question ana The cause of she thousarzs HonctFnant
complaints, viz-: Nervousness Pret.fAipp. Dys~
nepsia Pain In The Head and DiuinbSssof, Vision,
Weakness pf the Back and Lower Ettrtmitics Ar
deciions pffthe EYesg-l haneience pssgpfes of tbs
Face, Preuiatare Decline nf yifil;y!Nf eaknes. OF
Memory and Power fdr Mental Apffftation De-
lection, Aversion 70 Society, Timtdssy SeltDis-
trust, LoveIol Solitude, &c All hpt ztfpmrlsin,s
invariably disappear as The sok rec Is sopped
from which they emanhred.
This Instrument hasteeHexaminefs and arrrov-
eli of BY nae highest authorities in Eufape and ~.
fnrrira, is Recommended By the tns: i prominent
RhYsiGiansI Of all countries, as tge gSls certain
rsmedy exiting for those eonplainfssaHdh as now
completely supersededthe usgtef dry III the heugie
canlerizali9n &c, MOTTO mention tkSssAbusand adj
yertfstd u9sirums q ehe day, asqstdials, anti
dotes, &C. SIC.
Be- il als5 remembered hat hosescssH plalnts are
bot ttle understood y he profesfitas hi general,
and that ali the medicine in the uotiHnsviI has,
and never I'm, stop ;hpse losses, vstiA IL allowed
10 cor5lae unchecked, are sure sdsHfodnce he
most ssfTessiDg consequences. $50
/6asIhefn a3matterof surprise isessDe.lthaf any
eofrespeciafiligyaI o pFnfessias aihnenis
Should devote bis attention 70 disea shfs people
.of every description pretend 70 cus 4hrasily If,
howeyet buiihe one tkousandsh pa & N3ke fniseries
these people bring upon society ss4t known, a
/ very different opinion would be fosnSk And Il Is
moi only the present misery and debtsinD preying
Do thr MIND as well as the body. shss II depl6red,
bnt some are Of such nature as to posterity,
and even to destroy the feproductis elAdulty ALTO
ge:her Id isa fact thkt, when not fredfty treated
/ they NAV remain 50 dormant in thf gts.itniion as
10 appear 10 other way than irAtle Ii effects up
Il on p6s,erity; yet il property d4ssha are most
/ easily and speedily endowed. The Dove, so in
i gcniou3ly caAuyed Instrument, viz doubtless, in
4 Il great EgcasuFe contribute 10 deSi the evils OF
/ qnackcFy,so pfeval4tt in this ctsssavf diseases
/ throughout the Uaio1. E 81
| The price Of the complete nsrfInSsi carefully
secured against al pbs4rya,ion fAaox, !. only
SO lfc3n be sert, Thy Express, b. ~ sddress il
/ any naft bf the Uniied States GanSaa, &c, ac-
/ cerdlng t9 order accompanied ~ I'll directions,
/ the expenses, even 10 the remots sEafts Of the
/ country. being very trifng. 81
/ The pnaxaupled auccess this snstr siaent hasob-
tanned SINE lis insTbdnii0n in Emfshra, has in
daced some unpfinfipled person: iie!NeW York.
Philadelpbia, Albany Boston, &c, aset dpeoms
4 Fi9chieus things. called .InstrRmeias, which,
/ however bear MT I'D lsg4fest resetnbDce neither
lin I'm nor principle 10 my owf inSsntea long
Il itxied and universally approved IAsssEtnenis and
which are las similarEtD them as ngbtnS 10 light
/ Every attempt 70 sell such InstrumgHas" for mine
viii Re prosecuted io tie fullest eLep%pf the law
/ being not willing fnconnect The ssellHnd honestly
earned reputation Of my inventions n ith qnacks
/ and their WORTHLESS productions N SInsfrnfaent
| rs genuine AMI none can be wartanAa but those