Butte record., 1854-02-04
REASONS WHY 1.-THE M1LLION'' EAT AT
-SF0UNTAlN HEAD.
BY NED SMEI

BY NED sMUL
When in the course OF humnn events it be
comes necessary that some things should bt
known rs well as others, it is but ordinar,
justice to the good sense of mankind, to ex-
hibt the reasons and high considerations inl
pelling thereto In courtesy to ''the million
1t behooves US to set forth the followin-
points:
l. Because in this world of selfshness there
are few who understand creature comforts and
know how To appreciate human wants, and il
IS peculiarly gratifying 10 Cniiiornians t.
know that Winn himself is the chief among
them-ever selecting, personally, the best
provisions in the markets Of the world, Ia set
before the visitors at the FOUNTAIN HEAD
Because every budy finds nj she FOUN
TAIN HEAD what the most refined taste de-
mands or bealth requires, and is served at all
hours promptly and attentiveiy, by score ot
the most attractive young men, who hasten up
orders from the kitchen as il by electro mag
netism. cruising all TO feel more home, than
III her Establishments of LoFrIER preten
sons.
3 Because thousands of sick persons. after
spen ling large sums of money for medical
treatment, have entirely recovered their
healIhs, since regularly eating at the FOUN-
TAIN HEAD, aud they now conclude, from
their own experience, that there is mare vlr-
Tue IN the gord things Of the FOUNTAIN
HEAD than IN all the science and drugs vt the
faculty.
4 Because philosophers assert Il is import
ant fact, that benevulence aud klndne>s are
Infused and strengthened among mankind. III
about he same ratlo tlat the d gestive organ
are properly cared for nnd satisfied; .euce Ihv
reason why satisfaction sInilIngly Irra'liates
every countenance of the milton who take
their meals at the FOUNTAIN HEAD
). Because all the Ladies' are in favor of
WlNN, owing to the fact, that quite a number
of the crustiest bachelors in California have
been softened in their hearts and been Induced
to turn their willing steps towards the State
Of Matrinony. after eating Tor few weeks
the FOUNTAIN HEAD
Because SIX husbands, who were awfuly
passionate towards ,heir better halves, are
known 10 have undergone radical change OF
disposition, since, they commenced eating at
the FOUNTAIN HEAD: and their delighted
wives positively affirm that they never iive
so happily ana lovingly since they ordered
their meals from the FOUNTAIN HEAD, aud
supped at the BRANCH
Because il Is wei known that many o
the Oldest inhabitants, vino have been mai rled
from hve to fifteen years, with Ut the least
prospect oi their beng abe to transmit their
names down through their posterity. may now
oe seen rejoicing amhst u loving family with
j"y unspeakahe. SEEK you the cause Of thls
aud 1t Is Inscribed alone their change of living
and y rraking OF the invigorating dishes OF the
FOUNTAIN HEAD
Because all the old Californians who have
eaten regularly at WINN FOUNTAIN
HEAD, become satisfied 10 live in CaI,turniA,
wishing not 10 return and reinain in he older
SJ=f9s buf az VII IN rho EtlfI NJ AIN II II II
policy, that OF pol ulatng and setting up the
beautiful valleys. and extending the area ui
health and happiness to the millions IN the
Stale.
9. Because numbers who have heretofore
thoug ht they could not eat their meals without
su,np Alcoholic uiXtu beside them, have be, IL
led to discover the folly OF pa eing such poi
sous into the stomach, and wisey continue
their VISITS at the FOUNTAIN HEAD, where
no such temptations eve' present themselves,
whereby men are lured INTO vice and conse-
quent crime.
10 Because All the world and the rest Of
mankind, after once eating the California
Buekwheat cakes, swimming in Winn's patent
golden syrup. and the warm bread and rolls
and buiacuit made Of California extra super
fine flower, manufactured expressly for the
use OF the visi,erS at the FOUNTAIN HEAD,
surprising in qualify the tar-tained Galiego
and Haxali brands, they seek no further; be-
come younger Gs the years roll on, and grow
as sleek an good natured as the veritable
Aldermen of the land
These TEN REASONS, and ninety others
equally good and substantial that might be
gwen TO satisfy he longing appeIles vi ''the
million. far better than garnlshed >epulchres
piled up like Babel to the very heavens.
Meath which drugr'd liouors fill the bar.
To make men reel, al madden'd there"
For the faithful performance of the princi-
pies set forth in the above declaration, there
Is pledged the tattest, tenlerest Beef. Veal
and Mutton; the freshest vegetables aud fruits
OF California, and the sweetest Bread and
Pastry made anywhere between the Arctic
Ocean and The jumping OFF place; all which the
public may enjoy. So rnotei be. NED SMUL
San Francisco, Nov 10, 1858.