Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1854-11-03
ca philandcr poestioks, P.B.

z. Il Phliander DoesticKs, 4. %.
This is new character among the p.olili'
imapinincs Of modern times II NC mistake
not. he s on, Of the mo,t musical, witty
mir,hiul salirsls nav e,iant lIeis a gen
tlem.n, who writes from New York to tho De-
troll Advertiser. accompanied by two friends
queer bsing,-named D1mphool and Bul
Dores-hs seems TO DO on a voyage Of sight
seeing in Gotham. and he :akeS pains to jo
down all he sees,in style and temper ofgrea
popularity.
The following Is part Of his description o.
h,'f day spent at church.
"Preuy soon, sometimes
grand and solemn, but generally Fast and live,
" enough Tor Contra dance. (B ID. said The
player 60, big salary TO show or the organ,
and draw a bic house lie commenced to
play old Hundred, (Damphool suggests
Ancient Century, At first, majestic as
it should he, bet soon his lch hand began
TO get nnruly among tie bass notes, and then
the right cut up few monkey shineS in the
treble len threw in large assortment Of
quavers, RICH, led on with grand flourish
and few dozen variations len struggled
manfuly To keep up. but soon gave out, dead
beat. and AFTER that went hack to first princi.
pies. and hammered away relgiously at Old
Hundred IN spite Of the antics Of It's fellow
right struck up a march, marched into quick
step, and quickened into a galloP len still
KEEP, at Old Hundred; right put In all SORTS oI
fantastic extras 90 euiice the len from rs sense
Of propriciy lsft still unmovcd right puts
IN a few bars Of popular waltz len wa'cn >
liule right strikes up 4 ilvurilc polka lon
evidently Welding right dashcs into JIG
LET, now fairly deserts it. colors and goes over
to the enemy, sgd both commence an animated
houpipc. leaving Old Hundred to take care
n itself Al length, with crash, rush, 4
roar. a rrmbling, and an expiring groan, the
overture concluded and service began.
"Kep, as cool A. could, bit could not hell
looking round now and then 10 see the show
Elderly lady on my right, very de,our, gilt
edged payer book, gold. covered ian, feathers
in her bonnet, rings on her fingers, aud iol
all know, "bclls on her toes" AntquatrL
gentleman in same slip, well preserved, bGl
somewha, wrinkled, smells Of Wall Street
gold spcclaclss. roli.headcd cane, put three
cents in the plate Fashionable little GIRL OF
he lcf-lwo iounces on her Pinialcllos, an
diamond ring over her glove.
"Younr America looking boy, four year
old, patent leather boots. standing collar
gloves, cane, and cigar case in bic pocke;
Foppi.h Young man, with adoleseent smous
larhr, pumps legs Ia ,prrmaeyli candles
shirt IRON, embroidered a Ia > 10 rice horse
crayat II Julien, YES, a Ia pumpkin pie
hair Ia son soap, coat.lails a IA bootIack
Which uh,n parted discovered view OF III,
Crystal Palac, by ras.lirh,, on the rear o.
he pio,aloons wristbands "a sluyr.p.ro, hal
d "a vl'i lo'hman, cane 10 correspond, tot,
cIrc, Ia Shanghai
artificial Young lady, extreme of.a,hion
can, properly describe her, but here Fu,.
whalcbouc, cotton, paint add vbIlcwssl, slip
psrs Ia Ellslcf, feet Ia japanese, dress
"a Pans, shawl 4 n eleven hundred d'llan
plrasol IA mushroom, riuglcs 4 Ia cork
screw. arms !, hroomsl.ck ,bo1aotaa Bow
cry Gal, (Bull Dorrc saws the boy ~ilhou
buttons on him, brought il IN teaspoon ~
teen mirulc, aficr she entered the house ]
nscl IA scrsg ~ mutton, bosom a Ia h1rc
bones. complexion IA mother of pearl
,Damphool say, she bough, It at Phalon's, y
appearance generally hnmhug. (Bull Dogg,
offer, to bet his ha, She DON'T know clbhag,
from a new cheese, and can tell whether
s.rIoin steak is beef, chicken, hcsh NJ i,h.
at length with another yarici,o upon ID,
organ, ani an the concentrated praise an,
thanksgiving Of the congregation. sung by
four people up stairs, the service concluded
I though, from the manner u lhIs last per
arm1ncc. oacl. member Of the choir imagine.
the song, orpni.c would never get to HEAVIER
~. I'D no, give them a personal boost, II
the shape ofan extra yell"