Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1854-07-24

Loo KAT THE BRloHr slDE.-Away with long
faceI Whntis tie use of3iookinE as II yol had
a season Ticket fore funerall Can't you find any
better name for this world than "a vale oil tears
and "a scene Of tribulatlonr' If you CAM y
viii do you no good to read letter whichn ifienu
has justfuTnishel us. ltisirom wife In Massa'
chyselts 10 her husband in California. She always
looks atthe bright side. She dosen't intend go
ing through the world with all air asst
'Mufasd drums were beating
Funeral marches u the grave"
Here is the letter.
You left us for California, suppose you would he
glad 10 hear how we ATE all getting along in your
absence, | am happy 10 say in your absence,
am happy to say that zoe are al enjoying usry good
health on thewhole. Just at present two Of The
boys have got tho small poS, Amanda Jane has
got The ,nyhus fever, Belsey is down WIN .he
measles, Samuel got hooked ~ onw the other
DAY, and little Peier las just Chopped on seven
of his fingers with the haiohet. MS a marcy that
he didn't chop them GlioG With these trining en-
ceplions, WI are oil we'll, getting along nicely
You need't DO at all anxious about us.
az almost forgot 10 say thai Sarah Matilda
elope last week with lin pedlar Poor girl
she's been waiting for the last ten years for
chance, and am glad she's got married. at last
She neelen't have taken the trouble TO elore
though, for I'm sure was glad enough 10 lave her
20. She was greet eater, end find tile baked
beans don't 20 OF near so fast now as they did,
The way that girl would dip into pork aud beans
was caution 10 the rest OF the lpmily.
The COW took 1t into her head yesterday TO run
away, which wos very fortunate Pm sure, for The
barn caught fie last night and was consumed
was in hopes that the house would go too, for it's
very nconyenient but the wind was The wrong
way, so it diden't receive much injury. n
'Sume boys broke into the orchard the other
day and STRIPPED oil The fruit trees am very
.I,,I ali
would have made themselves sick by entlIlg too
much fruit.
clipping that you enjoy yourself at California,
as well ns we do home, remain your affection.
ate wile."-N, y. Sun.
SPIoY.-The ed,tress OF the Olive Branch, pub.
liShed OF Boston having received communication
from Nashville, Tennessee, enqurlng whether
some female printers could be oUa iRed there 10
go 10 Nashville, replied asfollows:
"EveTy girl IN Boston, who Is old enough 10 work
In n printing Office has lover, whom she would be
just as likely 10 trade of for Tennessee article,
as she would he 10 swap him for grizzly bear
The idea Of Boston girl, who goes TO operas, pa
TonRss Jullien's concerts, waitEes once week,
eats ice cream. rides in omnihWsSes, wears satin
slippers going TO Tennessee, exec pt she goes there
rs the wife OF one Of your fist class citizens, is
truly Ridiculous.
"Wouidn't q girl in nice silk dress with lace.
edged pantaels anu SHINY BaUer boOOIs, louk wen
going through The mud and mite OF Nashville, to
barn Of printing Office while IN one corner Of the
room two old datkies are jerking away ut n Ramnge
mess, and in The other The Editor is squirldg 10.
baccD Juice over the nOOTl Wouldn't she he in
nice fix wien the editor and some greet brute Of q
fellow whom he had offended, got playing OF the
game OF shooting with their revOlvers aero the
Office OF zach Others hendSl Who wOull make the
fire when the -, hal run OF and the editor
was drunkl Whv would go home with her dark
nights? Who Ould take lie ont to ride OH Sdtut.
day afternoon anu go 10 church with her on Sun
day7 No sir--a Boston glrl would not 60 To Ten.
MT sEee for love or money. She Gun gel enough OF
both nearer home"