Plymouth banner. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1852-1855, 1854-12-21

its colors and goes over 70 tho enemy,s and
both commence an animated hornpipe,
leaving poor Old Hundred 10 take care of
Itself A, length with n crash, squeak,
rush a roar, rumbling and an expiring
groan, the overture ended and service De
gan.
First, 4 prayer, then 7 response, PRAYER
response By the priest and people allerns:s.
". like layers OF bread and butter and hash
md mustard IN n sandwich; then lille
sing. then li,:lc preach, then mu-e pe;i-
tions and more response. Danphool read
the entire service. ministers cues inclu-
ded. and sung all the hymns. ! noticed
tha, Bull Dogge gave all the responses
with great deal OF energy and vigor.-
He said he alwavs liked 10 come 10 tbs
kind ofa church. because when they Jaw
ed religion at him. hc could jaw back.
Kept as cooi as could. but could not
help looking round how and then 10 see
the show. Elderly lady on my right.
very devout, gilt edged prayer book, go.d
covered fan, feathers in her bonnet, rings
On hex fingers. and for all | know'bells on
same slip, well preserved but somewha,
wrinkled, smells of Wall Street. gold
sPectacle', gold headed cane, pu. three
cents in The plate. Fashi enable little eirl
on the IeI,-,wo flounces on her pon;ale;les,
and diamond ring over her glove.
Young America looking boy four years
patent leather boots, standing collar,
gloves. cane. and cigar case in his pock-
ct. Foppish young man with adolescent
mous,ache. pumps legs. a Ia spermaceii
candles, shirt embroidered Ia 10 race
horse. crsyat a la julien. vest Ia pump
kin pie. hair a la soft soap. coat tails Ia
boot Jacs. which when parted discovered a
view OF the Chrys,al Palace BY gas light
on the rear of his panraloons, wrisi bands
a la Stove pipe, hat la wild Irlshman.
came to correspond; total effect. 10
Shanghai.
Artificial young lady, extreme Of fash
ion; can't properly describe her, but here
goes. whalebone. cotton, paint and white
wash, slippers la Ellsier. feet IL Jap
anese, dress la Paris. shawl Ia $1,000
parasol a la mushroom, ringiets Ia cork
screw, arms q Ia broomstick. bonnet ia
Bowery Gal. 3. ID. says tie BOY with
on: buttons on him brought J, in -
spoon fifteen minutes nlser she entered Str.
house, neck la scrag Of mutton, biSom Il
la bare bones. complexion In mother of
pearl, (Danphool says she bought i; IT
Phalsn's.) appearance generally humbrE.
Ball Dogge offers to bet his hat she don;
know cabbage from now chess -
cant Tell whether a sirloin STEAK is Lsef.
chicken, flesh or fish.
Al length. with another voTie:te u-on
the organ, and all the concentrated praise
and thanksgiving Of tho congregation. sung
by four people up stairs, the service con.
clnded. thought from the manner %
this last performance, each member Of the
choir imagined the song Of praise would
nevor get 10 heaven II no didn't give them
personal boots, in the shape Of an extra
vcH.
Loft the church with confused i6ea
Ii.ai the only way to attain eternal bliss
is to 60 10 church every Sunday. and to
give liberaily 10 the foreign missionary
cause.
Il. ID. tried 10 convince me that one
half the people present thought thai Fifth
avenue runs straight inlo Heaven. .and ,ha:
their through tickets are insured. their
front seats reserved, and iha, when thev
are obliged TO leave Tins werld they will
find coach and four horses and two ser
wants ready 10 take them right through 10
the Other sido OF Joroon.
Yours.
@. T. PHILASDER DoEsTICKs. p. 3.