Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1854-01-06

move that DIR. Benton preach the funeral serunn.
But must leave these trines and touch upon matters
which concern State Of Lewsburg frs as
grading the Streets If the middle Of some places
had not been cut down low it would have been this
moment "hgher up in the world and if the money spen,
in improving the streets had been laid works for
the 4th of july the result Of the expenditure would have
been far brilliant and if some other person. besides
Nros had been chosen supernteud this business them
some other person. and not Mr. Ross would have had the
responsibility and bother Thus fellow citizens even the
risk Of sacrificing my immense popularity have spoken
on this great question. might, like other statesmen
have sailed between Scylla and Charybds; might have
carried water on both shoulders might have looked
way and rowed another burI all temporsng all nom
commttasn Live de- sink swim survive or PERISH
shall maintain the views have here laid down. and if in
consequence the people of this part of the State get
other boy to be Printers Devil and send Congress,
still will maintain my integrity and carry with even
into that hOrrd exile the proud consciousness Of having
boldly avowed my principles
The "Lewisburg Savings Institution" s understand, in
successful operation Good luck its officers and all its
dpositors May it develop spirit of industry and of
nomy which shall eventually comfort and iudepend-
and happiness thousands of Young Men
and Young Women If any gentlemen or ladies wish to
chap of about my size make small deposit in that
Institution let them kindly fork few of their supera-
bundan shining coins aud will have "nestegg' in
that which, by the time twenyone, shall pro-
duce for me small flock of golden chickens.
Our neighbors Frck Slifer Co. have with severe
loss which everybody deeply regrets but they not the
to sit down despair and it. Their motto
is "Ty again and their courage their energy their indus
try will yet repair the loss and vanquish the perverse
obstinacy of tickle Fortune At least ardenty wishes
the Printers Boy
Our College, and Schools going ahead, dispensing
useful knowledge to the young male and female Democracy
Of the country Many chap much beterooking than
the undersigned sitting his comfortable DESK engaged
in study, while am sticking types, trong about the
streets with the paper Never mind my turn may
yet and at any rate, printing Office isn't the worst school
in the world Every day .c. batclr of fresh Newspapers
and Notwithstanding with essays, philosophy, his
tory, criticism, poetry fun, fustian &cand have long
evenings to read in If can't get many thoughts
from reading other boys BY looking all day
those Greek letters then I'll give you old newspaper
Why good friends T.en Franklin printer and became
some punkins' pretty much by the free of-hs
brains. Now if any should of possessing the
genius of that great feow-crasman should put
The plea of Not Guilty" You know that whatever may be
The facts Of the this pleading guilty my nndoubtd
gal privilege No is bound to crimnate himself And,
after fair trial shall be convicted shall bear the odium
With calmness probably equal that Of the unfortunate
chronological lecturer, who found guilty by his
confession (no other evidence of wearing upon his good
ookng shoulders one, Of the only three perfect Phreno
ogica heads in the United Statcs
But must draw this document . close. There
her very interesting subjects to which would like to call
attention but others must have hearing as we'll
myself Conscious of splendid abilities any Of my COM
eers, do wish monop&ze public notice The Gov
rnor of the State will sooA wish to address you and
,agnanmously stand back to give him chance just
all gentleman in the Post Office would make way and let
title shaver come up to get his Pas newspaper
KIND PATRONS one and ALL wish you HAPPY NEW
EAR To the Farmers wish good crops and good prices
Mechanics wish plenty of customers and prompt pay
Merchants wish ready sales, and fair profits 10 Law
and Doctors wish easy fortunes, and abundant leisure
reflection To young Lady whose kindness OF heart
ould prompt her to make happy, wish hus-
and as kind and generous Printer and rich as a.
,mething else. To ALL wish health and contentment-
appincss in life-peace and joyful hope in death.
shall from time to time lay before you various
catons from the Editor and the Publisher, the respectable
eads of my two principal Departments which communica
ons trust you will find nearly important, and as inter
ing as my own am happy to inform the public that
most perfect harmony is maintained between those i'm
,rtant functionares and myself We perfect unit
hey think and write they please think and write as
ease and the public thinks of all just as it peases
ID VIC ALL (hat is my Constitutional advisers and my
I'D submit cheerfuy the judgment of the public for
e mighty good that can't help ourselves no
,y we can fix it." No "hard-sheli, or soft-sheil
ckcrncs mar the harmony Of coune obsruct the
,ooth and onward course of progressive action The
y hardness" that bohers hard work. and the only
sofuess" We dread is that in great while We may
me f contact with customer who is "soft" enough to
ink that printers ought to work for nothing
And row, in conclusion any spare quarter levy dime
other coin which you find it convenient to appropriate to
use and benefit of Financial Department will be most
ankfuy received and most faithfully devoed-not 20 dis
,ation to rng animal qualifications; but to the use
and necessary supplies and tho real improvement OF
mbe servant SEQ and acknowledge the truth OF that
iom of Political Economy, that public happiness is only
aggregate individual comfort and enjoyment Therefore,
hall with your kind aid make honest effort to take care OF
But not to number shall my kindness always
.or6,oa No The charity which "begps at home" WILL