Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1854-12-28
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ard md twentJoD hours presented .
IS world the arst batch Of I Loess,ss's re,
! al-.Stlf. Azisg. F5AE- Horse PesyT ba.sa1b
Iesiened ID cure al diseases Of mind, body.
: estate. to give strength e the weak,
nonev % the poor, bread and butter 70 tne
nunerv. boots 10 the barefoot, decency 70 tne
black guards, and common sense 70 ne
Kroy. Nothines. Il acts physically, moral
Is mentally. psychologieally: PHYSIOLOGICAL
di.sf secloeically, and ii Is intended 20
side-shou. .-.Aary sphare q blisslnl PAra-
have not yet bFousa shall Be more
fiction, but even nov il acts w..
force, as you will perceive by the accolfy-
nying testimonials and records Of my own
individual experiences. You will observe
that have not resofted 70 tho usual man.
ner Of preparing certificates which Il % Be
certain that all those intended for eastern
circulation shall seem to come from some for.
me:ly auheafd Of place in the vest, while
those sent TO the west shall Be- dated at some
place forty miles east Of sunrise But I
send 70 you, - representing the western
country, certificate Of an Oregon farmer
Dear Sir The land composing my farm
has hitherto been 20 poor that . Scotchman
couldn't get his living OF Il, and 90 stony
that We had TO slice our potatoes, and plant
them sdgewaya, but hearing Of your balsam
put some on the corner Of ten.acre lot,
surrounded BY rail fence, and in the morn.
ing / found the rocks had entirely disap.
peared, neat stone wall snSircled The Geld,
and the rails were split into oven wood, and
piled up symmetrically IN my back gard
Put half an ounce in the middle Of buckle
berry swamp, in two days ID was cleaned
of, planted with corn and pumpkins, and
had row Of peach trees In full bloom thro'
the middle As AZ evidence Of It's strength,
would state that It drew striking likeness
Of my eldest daughter--drew my youngest
boy out Of mill pond-drew Z blister al
over his stomaeh-drew load Of potatoes
four miles TO market, and eventually drew .
prize Of ninety-seyen dollars in the state lot
terry. And the effect upon the inhabitants
hereaboIts has been 90 wonderful, that they
have opened their eyes TO the good Of their
country, and are determined to vote for 4
governor who is opposed TO frosts In the
middle Of june, and who viii make posi-
tive Law against freshets, hail storms and
the seventeen;year locnstsn
D There, isn't that s0me1 But give one
more, from . membef Of the senior class 10
. western college, who, although misguided,
neglected and ignorant, is undoubtedly a.
honest and sincere Is his Prussianized edu-
cation viii admit Of. have corrected the
photography aud revised some grammatical
inaccuracies; but besides attending to these
tribes, inserting marks Of punctuation, and
putting the capitals in their right plaees,
assure you have made no alteration:
aSAIL HARBoUR, June 81, 1854.
"My ncar Doctor:-( You know / atten-
ded medical lectures half winter, and once
assisted 10 getting crooked needle out d
baby's leg 80 | understand perfectly well
the theory and practice Of medicine, and the
doctor is perfectly Legitimate under the Prus-
siaa system By the iDcessant study re-
quired 10 this establishment, had become
worn down 90 thin that was obliged to pul
IN oyercoat on to cast . sshadoW-but acct
.dentally hearing Of your balsam, I obtained
quantity, and in obedience 10 the homno
pathetic principle Of this institution, took a.
infaiiesinai dose only in four days meas
ufed one hundred and eighty-tWo niche,
round the waist--could chop eleven chords
Of hickory wood 10 two hours and . half
and, on . bet, carried yoke Of oxen two
miles and quarter in my left hand, MI
right being tied behind ne.
| about two weeks after this, bad, Ii,
pleasure Of participating in . gunpowder e.
| plosion, On which occasion my arms ana
legs we're scattered over the village, and n,
mangled remains pretty equally distributes
! throughout the entire county. Under thess
circpmstances my life vas despairsd of, and
my class-ustes had bought pine cofin, and
borrowed whole shirts to attend the fuuera
10; when the invincibls power Of your four
horse power balsam suddenly brought 10
| eethsr the scattered pisces Of my body -
collected my limbs from the rural districts
j put new life into my shattered frame, and
was restored, uninjured, to my friends, will
. new set of double teeth have preserved
the label which envsloped she bottle, and
have seWed il into the seat Of my pantsloons
and ! now bid grim death defiance, for
feel that / am honceforth unkilIsble, and II
| fact ! an even nov generally designated tb,
| Grsaf IYesfern Ackllcs'
Yours, entirely, Skr HY.n
/ I feel that. after this, NJ Editor, need
| give you no more reports Of third persona
but viii nevertheless detail some Of my own
| personal experience 81 the article cansel
some % Be spplied 70 the Washtena9 BanI
after lie failure. and While ths bklsam lasted
the bank redeemed IL notes with specie .
The cork Of one Of tho bottles dropped upor
| The head q childless widow. and ID 81,
weeks she had ) blooming husband Ad
/ ministered soms 70 : hack,driycr 10 elas'
Of gin and sugar. and that DAY Be suiDdIei
but seven people, and only gave lno Of then
bad money in change Gave . few drop
gratis . ) poor woman Who uas earning +.
precautions Subsistence y making caiisi
shirts With one-eycd needle. and tie mex
day sho 1as discovered 10 Be heir 70 largl
fortune The Know Nothing candidate Fl
Mayor 81 ihe cily BIS sent ior > bottle, npl
| i k,s entirely cured bin q : riolen. ytrba
diarfhua Gave soueto - uptown actor
.1d that night hs hid damned only tsen
i lY.o1o times.