Republican vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1857, 1854-08-07

The reporter of the San Francisco
News, furnishes that paper with the fol.
lowing report of speech made by Cali
fornia Auctioneer
Ladies and Gentlemen, now have
the honor of putting up fine pocket
handke rchief, ward wide. ward long,
and almost yard thick: one-half cotton,
and t'o!her half cotton too beautifully
printed with stripes and stars on one side.
and the stripes and stars ou tother; it will
| wipe dust from the eyes 50 completely as
TO be death to demagogues, and make po-
litics as bad a business as printing papers:
i'll great length, breadth. and thickness, to-
getlIer with lis dark color, viii enable it to
hide dirt, and never need washing going
at enc dollar : seventy five een.3' ttfs
cents one bit' Nobody waats 1t ; Oh,
thank you, sir
Next gentlemen, for the ladies wont
real, simon-pure, tempered, highly polish
ed keene6ged Sheffield razor; BRAT
spankin new, Hever opened before the
sunlight, moonlight, starlight, daylight,
or gas-iight sharp enough to shave a
lawyer, or cnt u disagreeable acquaintance,
or poer relation; handle Of buck horn.
with all the rivets but two ct the ends, of,
pure gold Who will give two dollars
one dollar one-half dollaro Why We long
bearded, dirty faced reprobates, with not
room enough on your pbizzes fer CHI |
nese woman to kiss, I'm of'fiag ycu
bargain at half a dollar razor and strap
recent patent, two rubs upon it will
sharpen the city attorney all Cor four
bits; and piece OF soap--sweeter than
roses; fathers better than schoolmaster
and strong enough to wash out all the
stains from California politicians coun-
tenanee, all for four bits Why, you ere
only to put the razor strap and soap under
your pillow at night, to wake up in the
morning clean shaved won't anybody
give two bits then, for the lot? | knew
would sell en-
Next. ladies and gentlemen. offer
three pair OF socks hose, stockings, or
hall hose, just as you've mind to call them.
Knit by machine made on purpose, out
OF cotton wool; the man that buys these
will be enabled to walk TIL he gets tired
aud, provided his boots are high enough,
needn't have any corns the legs are as
long as bids against the corporation. and as
the heads Of the members of the Begsla.
tarei who wants EN- al one half dollar?
madam, dollar
Next, | offer you pair of boots made
especially for San Francisco, with heels
long enough to raise man up to the |
Hoadley grades, and nails to insure against
being carried over BY land slide, legs
vide enough to carry two reviewers, and
bowie-knife, and the urpers OF the very
best horse leather. A man in these boets
can move about as easy as the Stale Capt.
tai; who says twenty dollars2 All the
taxpayers ought to buy pair, to kick
the council with every body ought to
have pair to kick the Legislature with
and they will be found Of assistance in |
Kicking the bucket; especially If so ne
body should kick at being kieked-ten
dollars for legs, uppers and soes while I
soles. and miserable souls a. that, are bring.
ing twenty thousand dollars IN SacrameH-
to tea dollars ten dollars gone at ten
dollars
Next rs something that you ought to
nave. gentlemen, lot of gallowses,-
sometimes called suspenders. | know
that some OF you will after while be fur
nished at the States expense, but you
can tell which one. SO buy where they re
cheap, all that deserve hanging a;c not !
supplied with gallows. il so there would
BIZ nobody to make laws. condemn GRIM
lnais. or hang culprits, until a new elections +
made of pure gum elastic-stretch like
judges conscience. land last as long as a
California office-holier will steal buckles I
ei Pufe lion, and warranted to hold So
tight that no mans wife can rob him Ct
the hreeehes are, i'll short. as strong as
good, as perfect, as eifcctual, ard as bona
tide as the ordinance against Chinese {
shops on Dupon, street~-gouc a, twenty
II ye cents