The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1854-11-04
WOODEN PjNS.

JN>t rs me ttg i benz thc Tdt inciEel.
\ couple of Limits of the press have been
TRUSTING each other up in the following style:
a Western editor SAYS tina, he has read
somewhere that ma:rimony commences in
''oSe"oo! and ends in pine, and he hopes that
tins won't he our lot. Thank Won friend W.;
we have been visitIn. on the b.act for the
past two weeks. and now feel remarkably
,1r"r". though the Boston Bachelors Club
say we arc sc-c.'Iu.-Do@yc Of tie Literary
Museum.
"Oohrmminv. what a joker that Dodge
is. Well. as he bears off the Ja'm, so NAV
he wear the hwrd for the beauty and num-
Der of his 'o','c branches" and NAV never a
"g-pr,s> upon his hymcntal tuA while he
sits at the (h) elm. .lmerTua W,dd Cou-
ri'r.
I'VE give in friend M'AIakin. We could
add few puns to he above. hnt the public
would be- SIC It n,o,r.- Nn>um. "Dont
1--WE in bod Ice: We'll yic!d to yew.-Cou-
rt1r.
"lou have hqo'- DoIge.
some woodcn-heal,d old co!-cr once said
that nobody bu. Io-cus o. INDUCED in
runS we don't agree with the old I.i,o 'og-
I>t. bat would recommend Dodge to Su(r)-
mac Maxim !or maxim such horrible oncS-
Dodge VIII probably sav tho above are H,'-
S''T''rh''f, tut he Ut or T. It's one, ncvrr-
thclc>S
Coop PrN.-SomchoIy asked Baron
E";h>ch;:l take vcni>on No." said the
baron. .! never catch vcn<on. don't think
tISii 81 cG"t IA mutton" oh" saws the
haron'S friend. Il wonder at your saving 50 !:
!! mutton is better thm vcnison. WHY does
vcn!~"n cost 50 much more" IL will tell Won
WIN DIS world, the people always prefer
vat ish dee,' to vat ISL <Lc,,,."
{ :; sad one to an AGED friend, IL hal A
LETTER from distant correspondent. the other
day, who inquired if You were in the land of
the living" "N"," replied the saint-!ikc.
venerable mnan. hut am going there. This
world is alone the lanl Of shadows and the
eternal is the only one OF living realities"
MORE IMPORTED SToCK.-S. w. .Jcwctt,
OF Aldd!c'urv. Vermont, has lately return
cit from Europe, where he has been spending
''!e season, with more French Sheep. Suffolk
Swine, OF Prince Albcrt's stock, LARGE COL
lection Of fowls, comrri sing Dorkins,
Spanish and Normandy breeds. lie also
brought three varieties ofth Basket Willow.
Us IN attempt was lately made at Syd-
nev I" take measures to ascertain the ultimate
fate OF Dr.. Lcirharlt, who, Sir john Frank
IN like, some five years since. started 20 cx-
r'o:c ;hc unknown parts Of that great n>,la~
continent. An expedition. from England, to
thoroughly explore TIE country, was shortly
expected in Australir.
y ir"Lic bE>hrACT"E.-IIc is a public
tenctac'or who, by prudent and >kiiul out.
lay of his money in lettering its condition
shall make single field yield permanently a
double crop and he who does TIL, over a
square mile virtually adds il to the national
he does more. he doubles in
extent the territorial resources of,be country
without giving the State any larger actual a
rca to defend.
All hail. then, to improvcrs of the soil =
Health and lon. life he their for,unc-m,v
their hearts he light and their purs, levy
may their dreams be few and pleasant, and
their sleep the sweet reposc of the weary
may they see the fruits of their own labor and
may their sons reap still heavier harvc>,s.-
M,ca-ine.