The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1854-03-11
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Oh" ur HE JUprE> --"Our D..:.l" re-
marked the other day. that the next tH., le
pa; up IT \ hotel! he .hou'd enter his name a,
daniel S..arp, The Judge"
We asked !.:;n(> says an exchange iii he had
tried it. md he replied:
Yes tried il and it worked ike charm
lad TIE best accommodations in the house
for about week. without any expense, ill
the lanllor, one dav touched me on the ara
Says he.
You are Judge ofpro1ate are YOU rot :"
"No." replied.
Not Of the Supreme Court, certainly :"
NO rtioincl ], not Of any court"
"Of what are YOU Judge. then =" continued
he thinking Of the MANY tixncs he hal sent
up to my room.
Il am .iudrc," romrously replied, "oi
good Htinq'
ET One Of The best double pun> we have
ever heard. saws the Yankee Blade vas per-
pctrated NV a clergyman lie had Just uni
ted in marriage a couple whose Christian
names were respectively Benjamin and Ann
''Ilow did they appear during the ceremony"
inquired friend. They appeared both IN
nic-o,q'.d and ten,,i~- tne.I" was the ready re
ply.
, "a An lr;>hman being asked which W.
The oldest. he or his brother. said, i am the
e!,!cs': hnt if Teddy lives three wears longer,
we b II :hrn be both of an aye
e.: Old horses SHOULD be driven Lv OIL
people. Till YOU have the rhcuma,cs ,nnr-
self yon cannot properly symra'!.:>e with The
>pa,ns of other people.
t:s@ y riri in Pitt>bnr. bcn. struck dumb
ne firing o. a cannon. i; is SAID that a
, num!,rr ot married men OF that intcrc>.iny
, village have in consequence. invited the ar
h""ry company to parade upon t!5cir pre,nis-
IS.
E9 Vt the depot. 4 few DAYS aro, said the.
'ro'on Mercury. we noticed fellow seated
near the door CT one Of II, ladies' apartments.
with few ponn'.s Ct hair Surrounding his
mouth. y little boy passing TIE room viii,
: his parents. on seeing he object cxrlsin,c,l.
"Oh' mother, mo.!e-. jus, see that man ci,'
Il ca l.! lis Atpuih."'
g la':y. a regular shopper" who had
made an unfortunate clerk tumble over al,
the stockings in the shop--t!lry were fail
objected that none were lone rnop,rh.
Il want :i:e very longest hose that are made. !"
then madam You Lad better april, 10 III,
nest engine house
N"" WITCHES WERE IfU>,;-Thcv were
rather hard On tl:c Salem witches .mo,o
the court records Of that ancient town. thew,
preserved an order from the Sheriff 10 lis
deputy. in which The latter is commanded 70
take one OF the poor witches an,! hang her !.y
the neck IT'LL she be dead and buried" And
the deputy suiioins his testimony that he las
executed the order,
eE In Japan. if 4 man dies in office deem.
y IN debt. ii is concealed, unit, IKE arcun,,.
'a''on OF his >aialy has paid his creditors-aii
things 9o:ag on As il he were s.:lI alive. ".
wish some ofihose who owe u, wo,lJ o., +,
Japan anl die in office.
u Ladies. WHO nave disposition to pun
ish 'hc'r husbands. should bear in mind ,h,,
" 'l'.r "aH.n sunshine will melt an i.,;,.It
! much f:"!' ker than a regular s.or-vas,,r
e. In letter ':om Rome Jan. i2,h. ,ul,;.h. J
IL tn, New York Treeinan'> .!on,,,I :, :.
stated that ex-Prcsidcn; Martin Va, Hnre,
Is enduring SeFr earnestly in:o the Ca,ho
he religion. lie has ,s,. ss.ycr, ..;4y..,.e.
with Cardinal Wiscman, who is also her.
and It's not unlikely III. ~ Va. R;-.,
nav = 49,. spy.