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- NOTICE. hEAP EX,TR>iON-Fsre q. cents ON aud
ser tr- TO- iss the ho- will ~sy- - oiTs nnti inr'-r
Lave -rort. L'rcrs -tnen is-ld every hur on
"a e P n Whieh. .s, New YORK, eve-y
A -
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Samuel Z. MN Hill NO - hI'll" ~ y T.
NOR SANANNAH-FARE EDJCED.-Ihe new

NOR SANANNAH-TARE REDJ CLD-IHc urW
and splendid ifewheel steamship STATE OF GEoHSlA
C,,, G,y, Dr. carving United state Mail will leave
PIilLADE..HlA for SAVANNAH on WEDNESDAY May Ha ~
O'clock Nines, In speed and trensth
and every the comfort and OF p-
e this hin UNSURPASSED Fare from fhiAdehie ~ steeT
axe ~ The KEYSTONE STATE leaves az above ne fooy
iBs WEDNESDAY. Agents IN New FORK sCHANIOS IALL-
Man No 10 Od plans Cabin be and State
Rooms secured till o'clock Tuesday z VI
rINUE NEW-YORK BREMEN and SOUTHLAND
i TON UNITED STATES MAIL sIEAAERs.-Ihe ships
eornrirs the WASHlSGTON Capt T. NJ riich'
HERMANN. Capt Hggins These eaniss stop soaihaiaP
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STEAMBOATS, ano Railroads..

NJ EEC HAMS LIhE-For ALBANY - Passage
NI -n C-nfs->r-su.s- NANHATTAN. tsr- ". Z N@iecn,
leaves MONDAh. WEDNESDAY End tAiDAti >e.a--r ~
Car. " HnrcCx. lerves TUESDAY,, THURSDAY, and -
DAY 2. rcock NJ from Pier Robnsou For P e.
age o. s.esa lfJ7 O. board GEc sIASLEf = iae
lie Nh--t
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-, C iL.I ,L,I. corRr-WILLIAM l. MARSH
CJpREME CoI-RT.-HARMON FISHER against

- CyRUS : SHFPARD.-To CYRUS ;. SHEPARD-Sir; You
s hereby the complaint IN This acton ana
COW Of at Elicotvhle tuasnsuS
County within twenty dave after the service hereof eh
elusive such Service aud you TAI 10 answer ne
plaintiff viii take judgment Tor the
of ~ housnd ana dollars and seventy s cents
win interest ninth dy OF Nay Thousand ht hundred
NJ ffy-iou SIDES the cot 81 suit And YOU WI ar noe ~
Med - he office OF the Ger" OF 'no
Tcrns~ Of Ce,arsugus on the niuth DAY Of May, 1854
A.. A
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Ocean Steamers, ST.

SAN FRANCIsCO-The steamship NORTH STAR. to leave
New York june 5. 10 with the IalAee blade
The Boo,s ihe- ceiehared steamers are nov o.~n.
Tickets will be cold the follow rates s9p-d oT Del'f
the 1fh Msy;
exTcc.ed hat Psfer by these Steamers M q rish
q days For Tickets, tIfy only j. NJ tho,>,
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with line Of Low Pressure steam
If Bsy
Re- To- l. li-
c,s River Lie trp-ess Trims ~ LII ND,
1pNTpsI nm CHICAGO AID MISSISSIPPI RAILROAD
OF couuect.ns Island with regular line o. 'eaue's ~ m
10 Mt above the cheaies, .nf most direct hue
H. 81 Louis Rock sald. M!uaesota and tho Great es; .
Tie lueroon Lake Railroads Buffalo and pnn8rf
connect wih Thu Toledo tie only direct AID coniLu
Gus liz the Atlantic seaboad the Valley VI the
! Mississippi OIL,
Ennnins ,i.ne % % AoaIs
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- : MAIL STEAMSHIP COMPANY for NEW

II $ MAIL STEAMSHIP COMPANY for NEW
u ORLEANS via HANANA-sains ~ 0'clock + NJ if,sn
pic Of carrying he Gover.nsnt n- D, ,
This 70 Gspatch >AIIRDAft Nty - the
steamer CRESCENT CITY Capt Henry Wude. frcigh. taken
New cubic foo VIII he received on -i'H
met Specie only freight 20 Havana -
Slippers furnished with the blank form OF b5 OF ain
sned Company application NO blk o. 'ad4ls aseu
al the s0iliDg of the vefel. A., -
For ff,isl apply at tue onice o s
Vests O NATI,n. NJ - MULLINS.
CAVANNAH STEAMSHIPS-U. :. MAIL LINE
- TWICE WEEK-These first class ships VIII leave new
YORK oT SAVANNAH at o'clock r NJ 1ou PieT No. y IL a
follow:
Vow THE STrRioR-Two trains leave daily 70. Macon. Sc-
oruus IL delay the arrival 0 me steam
leave
TUESDAY SATURDAY the arrival al j, O'Clock NJ
taking Columbus the at O'Clock and
n 10 dan :! oscs + Mony 70 hours
from Savannah yuiakng - hours less land travel
then by any other route. - o.,,-. -
FoR FLoRp. s. JOHNS Capt James Free
born; steamer WELAkA CAPT v King ard WILL M Dlss
F. regular hue
savannah TUESDAY THURSDAY
KDAY MORNING- 10 O'Clock, Plafsa.
Mary, Georgii; Jacksonville Middle
lur, Picoa Augustine FLORIDA These bos having IN
sed accommodations passenger and taking the inland
oAcr superior uvads and others
For apply board where a bills o. ad1g Will De ssnea
and for passage 70 ..-o,,,,, p-..,.-.-
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NEW-lVkk 81 IktMt w II = I V''., =, o.
rua "a III dcuc,n' above named You are he eoy
umuou,d required the complaint IA hs aclon
Lh COW YVES the office OF the Clerk Of The cry and
County New York al the Ciy Hail. IL the Cy OF New foiA Ga
he 1851 and OF Your answer ~ me
aid eoupain GA subscribe. L.. Office No. = al - IA mo
CIV NNNok within invent, dass ses he service h'i.oi eN
H. , of th such service, sni u tail o answer he sad
con plant hin the tim, Aforesaid the piinn 70 h a. ion wlh
for ile four hundred ana nne doi
- au seventy cents wh tom the twrntyh day OF
Anil enc h.sud -igh hundred and huyour. besides ne costs OF
ftis .ifr - rf.dN New ofk Arrl = iaNl
'ns NJ, i.,,e, EDWARDS riERREPONr. PlanHH's A'ty
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TNllED slAlEs LNpREss COMPANY-otice

~r-,iVF p ARR MOMENTS UNITED STATES EXPRESS
COMPANY We Sev-Ncr. sud I'D Railroad, q, pnntf binso'
AID Wet s0rn- s.ferr ci.s anf princp'l ioW
Lea-ns New.l i a wi'h al bulky goods Tor ones ~
~ Pic nd .ch rsircscs TO- rsi-k -ao,
Niger. Falls Cleveland. sandlky Coirm5ar tiacias iof
Chicago and - Lcrif
TlE TELEGRAPH EXPRRSS Line, raskrs coating .
iATou-A kNIst Passenger Trans u ave, New
D.l..1. Slss tad LA ti-adse pascc'
and Daily Newspapcls Cleveland. Cialla th-so and -
Lii. f.tuLil. Niu leave g.. III aiyl '.s ai.
comsnd ly -pe, TceuseEs arnyIns - Hc~ioiA - l. IL
and ~ 4 ~ ,r .... A,
re-Hscff.iis solicited. lENhf d. III T. S"p..
SGTfC -Frsht vii 3, received q; 70 E..,t-Nay L. 1854
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Running time g. ChiCasO
Rn-nin. time tn -. Lnnl.. .....................y

FOUR DAILY TRAINS by Railroad a.. the
TWO DAILY LINES b. Steamers 90 Lake Elie.
Thus the Tssei- ami Shipper at stance that no ohef
Lire con e tie ii-i- competitions
p-ensei. keed through from NefoIs with privilege oil stop
rg over any point the srd Roaming seats At es
Nof. Ere Railroad via Du'ss New
ard Pie Bufsu New iofs City ksiads Via buhaoi
Steamboats, Hudson River Harlem aud
Yofk Central Railroads, via Albany ard Buffalo
further information Ihroush Ieses " tesnt Spy =,
The Coupeuy's Orce No Broadway OF Deys' New
VI 10 JOHN p PORTER. General Agent or
' l. p DCNTON. Ticket Agent
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Renopals.

DR GEORGE L. ADAMS. Water Cure Physical
IL REMOVED to No 81 HICK-sr, Brooklyn
DR GEORGE +. ADAMS Water Cure Physical
URTNON ED TO 81 HICKS ST Brooklyn.
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~ VSON
III RANGEMEST-Trains esye Chab 81: DALI ior Albany
and Ty Ga aud .ter WEDNESDAY Nsy II, 1851, the Train.
vii a follow: III.
Nonh.ru nd Western Trains -. r,,
Mai Trsin . A NJ through Wsy Trains - II and P NJ
t,r,e,. Train VI Accommodated Tram al 90 T. Nj
Fcr Ttrrytown 4 II 7. VI =. 5000, =,
Porhkeer.,: May Train A. VI and 40 VI
from Chsuberssi Fs; and Passenger Tram $, + NJ
Chhn.ters,. n,
TArryou sEd fouzhkepsie Tram sop a. a. the
WAY
sISDsY MAIL TRAINS at go 81. C..ast to- AbaGy.
''i!N4 - 49, EDMUND FRENCH General Superintendent.
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lNxnDlemsei5s 10 The Union.

Leave vienna s.ssy Tassdsy as9 Saturday = Cans
7los From russ.i sss ) Ss..hpsr and Moore.
Bridge, 70 Nswtonvils. - hass ed back once .
week.
Arrive Al Newtonviin.. same day 6ySpmi
Leave Newtonvills every Wednesday o. am;
Arrive :. Tuscaioosa sams day BY ePm
7l07 From Tpscaooss by OrcSonia ana York. to Jasper
So miles and back, once week.
Leave Tu;c.ioosA every Friday asp"' Az
Leave Jasper every Thursday q Can;
7os slsm ~ VI. Jons & s and
caudis's Shop, to csotrsvills, - miles md back
Leave Tusssioo.a every Saturday .,7ami
Arrive at Ccn,rsvils same day by 7pmi
Leave Cenrevlis every Friday at NJ
7lo9 From joossboro' y canol yoik, 70 Mix and
Leave ' j ones U sssry "Wednesday At dam;
Arrive at York day by 8 p "a;
Leave York every Thursday M6sm;
Arrive a. Jone.boro' same dsy ~ 2 n.
THO From MOnsyaS BY Shelly Spring. Cs a
vile, 70 Tail.dsgs, 81 misa and back. once
Leave Mon,svallo every Friday stlpm;
Leave Talisdsgs every Thuf.dsy u Gam; $50
Proposals , for more frequent .r.ps, Win increased
speed, 70 be stated by the bidder, win b consd-
iii From Mansck. by Lowndssboro, % Haynssrle, II
miles and back, six tmess week.
Leave Manack daily, except Sunday. q ami
Arrive at Hsynesviilc rame day BY y nj;
Leave Haynsayiic daily. except Sunday, ~ | p m ;
Arrive At Manack same DAY w 3Ipm
Tia From HAy0ssvile, ny Sunny side and Mount Will
ling, 10 B,agg's, II miles and hack, ouce . weak
Leave Hayncssills every Saturday A. pmi
Arrive At 6raggs same day. BY SPIN;
Leave Biaggs every Saturday t6amj
Arrive at Haynesviilc same day by liam.
7ll3 From Benton, by Pleasant Hill and Brsggs, %
Mount Wiling. IS miles and back, ono week.
Leave Benton avery Tuesday at9AmI
Arrive u. Mount Willing same day BY SPIN;
Leave Mount Willing every Wednesday a. %
Arrive AZ Benton came day by5p m. n-s
TIA From Selma, by Burnsve Plantesvilss and Ram
dolph, 70 MontsvalIo, So miles and back, six tnAss
week.
Leave Soma daily, excaps Sunday, a. 6i4ui
Arrive at Montevallo Same day by PM
Leave MontsvaIo daily. except Sunday. ~ pm;
Arrive at Selma same day by 81 M. 4s
?li5 From Seine, by Cahaba, Pleasant Ahs FAxmsrs-
vile Hrsgg ], and Msnningham, q Gresnvile, 8!
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Leave La Grange every "Wednesday ana oa'u' -
A.siy. i bne1sill. sam. d.y.by spm;
706a From Tuseumsis, by Rassellvls, Toll Gate. De-
troll, spapg. Miss, Athens, Atesdeen and Bar.
tcnt Coonbus, l97 mics and hack, three umes
awesk, with three additional weekly trips on part
Leave Turcumbia every Monday, Wednesday, and
Arrive Al Columbus mex, days by spmi
Leave coiu@bus every Monday, Wednesday, and
Friday a, iami
Arrive at Tuscumbia next days BY SAM
Leave Aberdeen every Wednesday, Friday, and
Sunday at PM
Arrive a Columbus next days by lam,
Leave Columbus every Tuesday, Thursday, and
Saturday at 4 pm;
Arrive a, Aberdeen same days by llpm.
Proposals for six trips week on entire route will
be considered
1883 From Tuscumbia, by Newport, to Chickasaw, ~
miles and back, once week
Leave Tuscumbia every "Wednesday at6am;
Arrive at Cht kasaw same day by b pm
Leave Chickasaw every Thursday at q m
Arrive at Tuscnrrbia day by 5pm
Bids for two and also for three trips week are iu-
yed.
7Os4 From Chickasaw to Buzzards Roost IL miles and
back, week.
Leave Chiekasaw every Thursday at sam;
Arrive at Bszzards Roost same day BY ii an;
Leave Buzzards Koost every Thursday ut r m;
Anisea Chickasaw came day by. Jpn.
'O'' Creek 70 Jsas.o Is niles and buck, once week
Leave Ch,ekssaw every Thursday at Sam;
Arrive a. Jacin,O same day BY spm;
Leave Jscin,o every Friday a. Sam;
Arrive Chickaeaw same day by p m.
1886 FIR m Russellvle Ivy Blue Lick, Pleasant Site, and
Walnut P, ak, Miss, TO Carersyille, As miles and
back, once a week
Leave RDsscyille every Thursday at 5 a m;
Arrive al Cartersvie same day by m;
Leave Ca tersvllle every Wednesday, at m;
Arrive at Russevile same day by pm.
1857 From Ru..slvile, by Faukfa and Rock Creek to
Bazzards Roos 81 miles and hacks once week.
Leave Russelyille every Thursday az Tam;
Arrive at Buzzard's Roost same cay by SPIN;
Leave Buzzard's Roost every Friday q. z an;
Arrive at Russevilc cay by p M.
7O0S From P.ksvile, by Moscow, Military SPRING., Bot
.ahatchy, Miss, aud Caledonia, TO Columbus, GU
miles and back, twice week
Leave P,ksville every Monday and Thursday at a
m;
Arrive a. Columbus next days by IL
Leave Columbus every Tuesday and Friday at P
ksn Al, hu m.
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DUE
L.sve we'umpks every Tuesday and Friday a,
pm;
Arrive at Goldv'ls mex, days by7pm;
Leave O ldvfe every Friday A. pm;
Arrive a Franklin mart day bv7pm;
Leavs FranhIn every Thursdsy at6am;
Arrive 81 0nldviile !. n dry BY l2m;
Leave Goldv,Ile every ThOr.day and Monday at
Am;
Arrive at Wsnmpka next DAYS by II am.
6s9ara'e proposals FOR the srvoa between Godvlle
and wetumpka, and Goldv'is and franklin, are
invssd.
7oI3 From We'umpka by Chsnahatehee, Wind Creek,
Dadsvlle, and Dudl,yv,s, 70 Chambers, So
iiss ana back, twice a week.
Leave WetamrkX every Tussday and Friday at
Arrive II Chambers mex, days ty5 pm;
Lave Chamber ev,ry Monday and Thursdsy a,
an;
Arrive II Wssumpka NJ - dsysb by i2m.
7Oh From Wsumpks, by Crystal Sprng., Chestnut
Crek. Wascststchss, Ni.l,ns, end Myra, to Co
lnrnbana, 81 mites d ha'k once week.
Leave Wetnmpka every Fridsy attain;
Arrive at Co'umbiana pcxt day by3pmi
Leave Colombian every Wednesday, et7am;
Arrive 1t W.iumpka X day by ~ m.
I0ls From Juskeese, ny Waridr S'and 10 fernando,
Is mice and be rk I'VE werk
Lave Toskegcs very Wednesday ard Saturday At
lipms
ArIve st Herrsnde sane d "a by 6pm;
Leave Heruando every Wednesday, and Saturday at
Tam,
-o, Arrive 9. Tuskegee same daysby Ham.
WIZ From ruskesee, ~ Cotton Valley, Chunsnukeee,
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7o35 From oxford, by Chulahnne, Oskfusky, Arhacoo
ehse, Winston, Easvite. and Laurel Hill. Ga to
Carroiton, 66 mites snd back, once week.
Leave Oxford every Wednesday 7am
Arnvs ut Carroll,on next day ~ SPIN;
Leave CarrolltoR every Friday nj 7 am;
Arrivesf Oxford next day by SPIN.
1856 From TalIadaxa, by Maria Forge Chambers
SPRING., Coca Uodvile. Hatcher's, HIllabes,
Tehops ka, Bluff Syringe, Dadev' L, ard Do Soto,
70 LoAchapckA Osroi, ION The Wss Point Rail
roai,) SO miles and back, twice a week.
Leave Ta'adcga every Wednesday and Saturday at
Ga
Arrive a, Lo,chspska Depot next days by pm
Law L eaciapcka Depots every Monday and Friday
at 6 q m;
Arve al TalsdeHs next days by SPIN.
Proposals for an additional weekly Trip ara invited.
1037 From TaIlsd,ga BY Chinnibe ,Bowion. hnd Court
Hill. 10 Weedoxee, A. mies and back, once
week
Leave Tai ad-sa very Welntstay t6nm
Arrive +, Weecowee same day byspm;
Leave We,dowcc every Thursday Sans
Arrive at Tala iega same cay by g. m.
103s From Ta'ladsga by Conchardse and kineav'e to
Crcpweil, y m,les md back onco week.
Leave Talladegs every Friday ri 6n M;
Arrive al Cfopwel same day by pm;
Leave Cropwrll every thursday st6am
An,ve =, Tsllrdcca anne day BY 3pm
703a From S,,,nevie by saylors. 10 Village Springs
IA mles and hn,k wcsk
Lava srrngville ,vey Thurrdey atsami
Arrive IT Village Sprnss sarpe Gay Ny p m;
Leave Village Springs every Thursday ai2P m;
Arrive q, springvic same day byspm.
70l0 From Ashviie, by Branchvl.le, Cedar drovs,
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NUMBER 50.
Three Chances for a Wife.

! once had three chances for wife, and
couldn't get one no way, no how. Suke stair.
about and me used TO hitch teams pretty well.
] went TO see her one day, she was IN the
kitchen sittin' down by the window when
went in. She was chewin' somcthin' or other,
don't know what il was. There was no body
else in the kitchen, I believe, about that time.
Yes there was, tue, there was n thundcrin' big
cat there; she got n playin with ball of yarn,
and somehow, she got her legs tangled in tho
yarn, and went To loesin' il, and tired on the
cats tail, she squallcd like Jehu, atd Suke got
up and kicked the cat right out % the rcpm.---
declared kind piticd the cat, she coui0u't
help squcalin' and you know if you tread ON
cats tail she must squcal, she can't help Il,
Well artcr she'd kicked the cat ont o. the
room, we both on us sot down by the window,
and she looked out, and looked out, and We
both looked in ngin She looked nt me, ard
looked at her, and then We both looked ou, the
window ngin. So thought would sny
somethin, and says I, "Sukc, it looks rarthor
green round the house here" "Yes," says
she, "nnd looks rarther green in the house,
tue" Well, look'd out o. the window ngin,
and says ], "Sukc. there's the mcctin' housc,
what do you say" Says she, 81 don't care
il do, there goes the deacon" SO dressed
myself out in n bran new suit Of clothes, and
Suke put on her new gown made out of her
KrnNuinOtncT OH CnlhtL ptticOh', anu Oh VIZ
started, and goin' along my foot slipped into q
mud-puddlc, and you never seed nothin splrshi
ed SO much as that gals gown was She look
at mo, mad ms wrath, and blushca Gp TO tho
top of her head, and l thought shc was the
best red gal I'd ever seen. Well, we got to
the mcetin' house and stood up, and the Dca.
con askcdher f she'd take mc for crluwfulwcd-
dcd husband. "No,' says she, 4" ] sirnn't 'icw
no sich thing" whats the rcasonp" says
l. "rve taken diskir to You, now," says
she. So there, the fat was all in the lire. But
gin the gal n string Of beads and stick of
poInatun, and a kiss or two made IL up and
we stood up for tho second time. And tho dca.
con asked me IL I'd take her for my lawful wed.
ded wife. NO." says ], :" guess shan't"
What'sthc rcasonf mys she. "Causc Two TAX.
on a mislikin TO you now" says T. But arter
fiissin' round while. we agreed TO stand ap q
third time. The Deacon commenced, and right
in the middle Of tho ceremcay stopped short
of. "Why, DeacoL," says VIC, amt you q
goin' to marry uss'' No." a:ys he, I" shan't
dew no sich thing" "Wha,s the reasonf"
says We. "rvc taken niskin' to both on
you, now" ] only wish you'd II been there
to seen The fun. Suke. she bust out cryin,'
and bust ont a laughin,' and Deacon, he bust
out a jawin', and sich set ofregular busters,
you never did see.
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How rar kAmn Asp jurrsa waim.--.
While the osbi,ai yeloci,y Of Jupiter Is 70o,.
0oe miles per day, S0ooo per hour, SEQ, pef
minaie, and 81 per sccondi a speed sixty
times greater than that os canen ball---ste
crb',a velocity Of cur lh,ie planet, the earth
IA. i.i4s per minute. asa is.i per sntsad -
In short, the ofhissl ,elocity ~ the smaller
ard moro centripetal planets Is Ear gs.ssss than
that 81 the larvss AID more eensrIfagsl. Al.
during the twenty. -four hours rotation cf ons
little sphere; 50 thas seyjssr's ,ssy ard nigh.
ere only hp,wepe ioar ss9 ave heers each in
gnssh.
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'YouR PAPER DIp NOT CoMg, SiR"-~We rc-
commend careful perusal Of the following
plain statement, both TO postmasters and to all
our subscribers. II is from o paper called
The Adrancs" published at Iicrnando, Mis-.
siSsippi
The uneertain arrival, or uncertain dciv.
cry Of papers, al country post. Offices Is often
the ground of complaint against publishera
aid ed,ora. Many Of tho Offices are poorly
SUPPLIED with the convencnces of taking care
of papers, no matter with what certainty they
arrive. The papers arc jumbled into few liz.
tie pigeon holes, or pilod upon desk, box or
barrel TO await tho cau OF subscribers. In the
midst of boots, hats, brides horse collars and
other coarse wares which may bc called for
during the day by customers, Country Post.
masters, in most cases, being engaged IN somc
mercantile business, many newspapers find
their way into some obscure coyncr, where
they are hid for time from human eyes, "a
completely as II buried In a mountain cave.
In the meantime tho man comes for his paper,
and as II cant be found Of cosrse II di9n'f cone
The indignant subscriber consequently abuses
,he raseaiy editor, and, perhaps, calls for pen,
ink and paper, 60 write letter of cnihp.aihl
about not sending his paper punctually, when
" the said paper were endowed with speech
II would cry ou,, here n am sgWeesed 10 1saii
bsh'ad ,sis bar. or wrdfv ha boyFsL w,
have sccn just such things at many coun,r,
post oi,ices elsewhere, as well as in this conn
Try These remarks have no reference 10 an,
particular office, hu, sre meant Coz all whef,
they will apply.
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D,oMv os As ISpIss Cu,sr -~wc tioab, II
the annsls of ancient history furnish reply
surprising w cloquencc and grandeur the ioi.
lowing ftcm so unsu,osrd @vsgo,
A Tccumsch proudly approached. Gen.
tiasslsoa rose to sveeivc the ChisI and point.
ting 10 a bench prepared Cor the purpose,
ssli
"your white father requests yoa TO be seat.
cd
Tccumseh cast upon The Amesican tssnsral
lock og nnmisigated seorn and Indignation.
"yon. my father !" sid he. Net The
sur" pointing 20 that iuninary tn the heay.
rns ia my iafhtFI The tasili,s pointing b.
,hs gsoaud, "is my mother, and, shsew,rg
himself on the ground. "iwill Tssi nee hire
bns cn het bcSom'"
The Gonzales inquirer. [volume] (Gonzales, Tex.) 1853-current, 1854-05-13
The Baby Show.

The excitement on the baby question seems
10 be increasing. All mothcrdom is,becoming
Interested In tie premiums offered for hand
some younr i.aSicS the next State Fair.
Every moth.,, Whoh,s the good furtune to
possess tolerabls h!' locking specimen Of tho
squaling tribe OF n proper age, is doubtless in
dulging in fond antici pations that one Of those
splendid silver pitche .s will decorate her side
board or parlor mantle shelf just inaagins
tho scene wich will b, presented at the Fair
Grounds next October Imagine those anxious
mothers awaiting the decision of tho Commit
tee, and perhaps fifty or hundred intantilcs
grouped around in the arm Of their sable nur-
scs We really pity the members who will
serve on that Baby Committee, They viii
greatly please three Of ,he mo,hers-~-but their
decision, like that OF Paris when hc passed his
opinion on the beauty of the rival Goddesses,
will make all the rest Of then enemies for liics
There never was mother yet and probably
never viii be, who could be induced 10 doubt
for a momert that ksr baby is the prettiest
and sweetest child that ever brcathed tho
breath Of life. "Of course IL Is. Bless its
mothers precious little darlngl"
AS premiums nrc offered for the handsomest
and finest babes only, II is probable that The
collection will be one Of extraordinary merit in
these particulars. Nothing is said Of roodhuni-
ored babies; and therefore, the sourtst, suspi.
cious, squa!ling specimens viii have an equal
csa%sc with tho laughing, sprigh,ly, Joyai lit
tic fellows, who look up ut every one with The
same smile. and never refuse TO 20 to any buds
who wishes 10 hold theEa, An old bachelor
acquaintance. whom we heard dilstng on this
subject few days ago, s.outly declared tha,
the premiums should have been offered no,
for the handsomcst babes, but the best humor
cd. And while II " clear that the opinions OF
old bachelors should not bo allowed any weight
whatever on such subjects ~ this, the idea al
vanced IL by no means bad one. peevisb,
ircti0i, sni,liing snariing, spitcfnl baby is per
feet fright aud an iniolrrablc bore Aad ea
the other hand, nice, sweet, merry, bright.
eyed, frolicsome, joyous baby, overflow ,pg
with glce and ever ready To crow with chub'
by arms and with kissable lips who wouldn't
like 10 ge home with supply OF raties and
sugar candy tos such treasurer AnsN CT
that, yo mus,y old specimens of humanity,
coopsd up in yonr aesoiale hahitatlons called
" Rscheioss Halis.H Brush up'
tnsr PRtNlus--.Silycr Pitcher. SsO, iar tho
hanslso,ncss and flness babe two years old
SecoSn Psntus---Silyer pitcher, sa5, COT ,lu
handsomest aud finest bale ;aslye months ulf,
TniRp pasMus--Si Silver kablci, sle tos sac
hRndsosnest se, tinesl ha;,c SIX months Old. -
The children atc 90 bo clothed ia domestic 81
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