The Yazoo City weekly Whig., 1854-12-01


2le Ghost Of harmion wanted dish d soft
s14bs and called out after tie old ashisn Is
fharge i g slanly Medium bad 81 CHS
tine 81 cOntEol over ghosay company
Spirits Of alters, soldiers tailors babies 81
loon.keep IS. dancers. actors, Vidons, eli
eas-riders, ID lael 81 varieties 81 obsireper.
Gus spirits, began e play ihe deviI with
things generally; the dining table eot DO
turned tWc summersets. tie washstand z
lhlbiiea strong Symphonic ofa desire to dance
The Jenny Lind polka tie bookcase beat
time Wish extraordinary vigor and made la-
ces e Tie company generally; our waiking
canes and umberellas prcmenaded around
re room u coaplss viii the y! le ipg gard
g cOrns or other pedal vegetables; while
The Bedstead u the corner vas exIempori-
Izing comig song, With q vigorous accom-
panimcnt On tie soup dish, TIE wash bowl
and other bedroom crockery.
Concluding / had seen enough, ! vent
home satisfied that, there more things IL
heaven and earth than are dreamed 81, ex
lcept By laying mediums so-called who, too.
lazy to work and too cowardly u get an
honOrably living b stealing, adOps thisme-
thod to sponge their bread and butter out.
ofthose whom God ii his mysterious wis
dom has seen ft to send On earth weak
enough to believe their idiolic rayings
THE STREET PREACHERS.
Saw 3 big crowd ID the Park inquired about
1T and was told the nsual street screeching was
going wanted to see the fun--got good
place On : iat Irishman's toes. Enter Gabriel
til horn hole ii lis pantaloons Gabriel mount
"a one end of tho City Hail steps md aiter PIE.
oYefise c rs horn skiFn.
ish The faithla ting d C. ba
eyes, and damaged nose, and broken L.
religious services commenced
Gabriel went ii to win, but spite of the saneti.
ty Of his name and the holiness of his aforesaid
breeches he vas not permitted clear fed. q
female, dressed ii the latest fashion stockin
through the texture.of which her delicate
were plainly visible to the naked eye vii
resembled moIasses candy, with nose 81
IS an oveggrown sweet potato, and II hu
Ike the nlatured lobster; aud whose teet
ed he forcibly Of the acrags aud peaks
Cd by tie man ii the play took Up heI
other end Of Go steps won't
giving the Church Of Rome hu
wise did not agree with him. m viii
ing to 20 TO Heaven BY his cony claim
ed to have discovered some kind northwest
passage some exclusive path cross lots and she
advocated her right Of way viii 81 her womans
power Of tongue in fact the eed only toler-
ably-but they both piteaes he Pope abus-
el I'll foreigne ohurch Of Rome,
us liked iai6 81 he Catholics gener-
ally ed 70 be having the field
entirely to YES, when lol : change came
DER the spirit Of the shows for in the midstof the
crowd suddenly appeared third combatant but
bis classic dress and intellectual face gave unnls
taxable evidence that he vas from the aGim Of
the Ocean.
With the dignifed and ajestic bearing peculiar
to his countrynlen, he slowly mounted the steps
and took 4 position directly between the two, and
ma voice strongly tinctured with the s'sweei
brogue, announced himself IS tie champion d
thatnueh slandered gentleman, the Popeof Rome
At this astounding impudence tie woman FOR !
single instant held her peace Gabe was 50 iaIer
aback that he seemed about to collapse, but rail-
ca, played al sad libituma interlnde On the horn
ana IN hands .pitched il. Gabriel commenced
the onset BY asserting that the Pope IS not strict
II bachelor. but has seven white wives ID III
parlor, thirteen ditto bound ID law calf il TIL
/ library, hundred and fortg-one golden hairet
d.,msels ii lis private apartments, ana periec
harem Of jetty beauties ID the coal hole
Petdcoats followed BY saying that he breakfast
on Protestant babies; drinks Whiskey punch on
of Protestant clergy ymans s skull; has % abdnct
q Protestant virgin 70 black bis boots has ffty
sven Protestant widows ID dig bis potatoes ani
hoe corn, md that he rolls tan-pins every after
noon With the heads oi Protestant orphan child
rem
Irishman Indignantly denied AZ said the coun
try IS going o the Old Nick. and scnne fne morn
Ing We shall wake up and find that the be nn
able longer % endure or Per as sunl
as 81 forty niles deeper Ian ancient Sodom sai
that his holiness can send us all to perdition q
one wink of his lel. eye; that he i she head 9
tic Church 81 eaflh; Chat all power 70 save 2
otherwise 81 his little fingers That =
could Ike Joshua Sc mike the 1n an
moon stand still ta planets dance ID q
sronamiea Isadoo be 81 ard mountain
Fl a4aesffn & min IS o1isa .rlil8 0ld eeea