The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1854-01-18
lie told his love one hapless night,
And eleguence was At its height,
When Francis rang the silver bell,
And these cold words discordant fell
PRAY dadv put the boy TO bed,

When Francis rang the silFel oeAi'
And these cold words discordant fell
Pray dady put the boy to bed,
The wine he took has turned his head.
OH Horrible he cries are all my brightest
hopes blasted as he bounds with telegraPhie
speed toward his solitary home, believing
like a Young Buffalo that had been. shot at
and missed. And o, terrifying when le
reaches his Bachelor home, slghs like alo-
comotive letting Of steam, and cries was
there ever such a devoted lnver as ana,
nothere never was, there never cen be, AN
the one great idolitor. r
OF did love her dearly,
And gave her toys and rings,
And thought she IN ant sincerely
When she took my pretty things.
But her heart has grown as icy
AS afountain in the fall,
And her love that was SO spicy,
h does not last at all
Finally; he becomes more calm, and stu J.
I les revenge. Will he commit suicide? No.
will he leave the country and seek others
elsewhere? No, no, he will call himself
Bachelor Boy. Who ever heard of such a
name | think if he had prefxed loveborn
to his nam it would have suited him better.
What plan will he take TO let the people
know his new name? lie musters all his
courage, and sits down TO his three-leged
table with gander quill in his hand,
(he would not be caught using a goose
quill) with quivering fingers, compressed
lips, fearful eyes, and palptatins heart;
begins to write piece in behalf Of the MISC
gamist, for the "Nisitor." What pains he
takes to describe wedlock ....
"As haplesifate, FL.
Where we learn to scold and hate"
Perhaps, it is because the boy has not-seen
much OF the world together with his disap.
pointed love, that makes him try to lint it
with such Cimmerian, or Hecate darkness.
This "Backelor Boy" has undoubtedly nnfol-
ded to the world one ct natures greatest
mystcrise, by openly procaiming through the
press the true natnre of bachelors heart.
We were aware that it was composed Of
some hard shriveled scared substance, but
did not know it was leather. And we doubt
MOI this will cause his neme to fall on the
ears of the literary world, in more enchant-
ing tones than those that originated from
the Tyre of Orpheus And The "people"
will more unanimously join in songs Of graf
itude, than did the Isralites when the strip
hing David welded the shng and slew the
PhiIistines Champion. "Poets may sing"
of Europes great characteristics, Hungary Of
| Kosuth, America OF her Washington. But
it is assigned to IIopedale to boast of the
Bachelor Boy" who has revealed to the
world the mystery Of misteries, of what a
Bachelors hearts, composed. Really, would
not Sir Isaac Newton with his discoveries,
blush in his presence, and Benjamin Frank
lin stand appalled, He nexr wonders if we
think wen frighten him SO badly that he'll
! rghJ square open his big leather heart to
give space for the little love god think he
would have to open it, and that as wide as
possible too, and even then not have room
for her. | am confident she would have
more room to promenade in a Aea's crainum
than in any bachelors heart. Reader, don't
you think bachelors have biz hearts, when
they are so miserebl as to have but one pair
of pants, and be compelled to lay in bed
while he patches them, and shudders at the
idea o. sweeping the hearth, lest he burns
his broom, sits on backess chairs, so he
will not rub the back of his swallow tail
CO at.
wonder what this mans end will be; l
know not, but fear this will he his epitaph:
Here lies man who looked SO high,
He passed the COMMON damsels by,
But those who didn't look as high "a he,
Declared his brile they woud notbe,
So 'twixt them both, he died an old Bach,
And now he's gone to the old Scratch.
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