Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1854-07-10

,hs Tntelgencer OIL account of sickness in his
fathers family
s,vrrurSo Apour Doos.-Doe CArcnER's Nor
-"I come TO bury Caesar, not u praise him.
Erthangs-
,ors,ud of these yelptng ours. aid we'll vote for
.,;rs you as big monument as ever commemor.
ga sny other bloody hero, for wAding into slau .b
nm 10 his knees-a monument wreathed with
..,sr diving garlauds of fragrant dog fennel. EN-.
+l.,,nei with an inscription of meIliferuos d,e.
,.rsI which will write .free gratis, for nuthin.
We sre no malignant, uncompromising foe of
ts canine race. We confess, on the CONTRARY, as
',s,,rs to command" would say, to reasonably
,;,b toned admiration of dogs in the abstract, pro
I'D thew come to us like babies 10 n man nj
r,o5rrate means-in reasonably small numbers.
md are confined to their legitimate sphere-whicb
sobsre We suppose, is the dog star; aud that STAR
r. our Astro ogical dogmas are not much st fault.
.1uoatShes us that every dog should be muzzleti
I,ins its reign. We say that every dos-eYery
s,,ent dog, at least--has his rights. But VIII, n
J,ys come upon as thick as the plaques of Egypt,
,nlconeregate IN Tiotous a&sernblages, not having
The fesr OF man, or the peace and dignity OF the
onnonwealth before their eyes, aud endeavor 10
xnpDlaut the we'll ordered institutions of society
with perniccus dogm0&, and turn all created into
6ar DAYS, we soy emphadcally that such mons,tous
ggg2ysm ought 10 be put down;-that when they
eniesvOr thus 10 cwtGl our liberties, we should
clrlaiI ther existence, ere they eHtail Hydrophc
ba with its attending foe to Temp, rance-a s,ronp
syeron to water, and, ii may be, an arden, thirst
brlasing spirits, us, and yet unborn genera,ion!
We concede that every dog should have his day:
bat we don't concede that any dog should have
te whole night all TO himself, to make it hideous
With his uneaEthly yells. We dom concede that
DOS have the right TO bark in nocturnal must
ca enterprises, and to get up conc rts ami eniis,
tie whole canine force OF the town i'll opera and
chpus, without paying any license INTO the i'm
power shed treasury of our city. If JULIEN, with
bis ocean-like sweep OF m eiody, and JENNY LIND, |
singing anthems which set all the stars crazy with
eestacy, and oLE Bolt, with his celestial t.gut |
,cnpng have to pay our City Fathers for furnish
ins US with sweet sounds, we should like 10 know |
wh, ''uupaEraIied trOupsx" of do.s are PERMITTED |
eseIy night 10 take the town with their RELISH
ia5seS and Internal soirees musicale without pay
Ing cent of tax!
We are death on those lawles, congregations OF
ulmannerIy dogs. Torment upon torment has
aade US desperate. We know what it is 10 have
tseu cheated out of many nights sleep by the
sadaciUus cUtsI Just think of it. You have lain
DAN exha listed, perhaps sick, and after struggling
iI hours with heat, headache and heart ache,
ae nature yields at last, and the night air begin
ahg 10 get cool, futterS softly into your window.
You compose your weary limbs, and just as deli
cious drowSiReSs begins to creep over Icu and you
are entering paradise OF dreams through por-
Ia hedged with honey comb, yelp! goes that vi
cious little cur. We know his voice, he is the
one who always announces the programme for the
night, and gives US the signal icr the opening cer-
emOnieS,-a nasty, Snub nosed, pnk-eyed, short
tailed cu!,-a regular snob who delights in kick
ing up muss and hearing his own voice, aud ma
king people miserable. Yelp, yelp, respond do
zen new fedged pups over the way, who are out
on tneiE first nights spree. Bow-wuw- owe w,
goes ank cared spaniel iurtLer down the street;
and then a fierce bulldog, who ought to have bet
sense shan nringe his voice with such low compa.
ny, pns in his deep bass; and then a hundred as
pirng ours, away down the street for half mile, |
sendup Simultaneous !elp. There goes tie bull |
dog again.-but look here, big fellow, you ue
certainly got some magnaninty, there's something |
commanding IN your deep voice, and what's the |
use Of you degrading yourself among these mon
sEel ours? cant you let body haze little seep2 |
As if really ashamed of himself, he gives one ter
mic bay, as much as TO say, .'shut your mouths, ye
degenerate dogs, I'll give you one howl that's
eaOugh for to-night.' But it's no use--the noisy
lille ours keep yelping after the other,
each one determined to have the last bark The
bl!ldog, goaded TO desperation, se:s up one long
feTsfJati"g howl; and the whole congregation join
IL, Tray, Blanche and Sweetheau,--bull tarrer.
spaniel, cur and pupPy,-bass, tenor, treble, ato'
aSeto,-a la Julien grand fourish--bow-wow;
-o7-o--o-yelp, yelp o, miseryLo, spirit
o. Morpheus, is there no rest from this everlasting
gap!
"esay we'ee death on this degenerate, unman-
ntiiy race of dogs. Decent dogs have owners, and
0shaTe themselves. But these yelping, Sneaking,
nongFel ours, whom everybody is ashamed 10 own,
aIe not simply nuisance, but dangerous nuis-
aace in the season when hydrophobia prevails
The city infested, cursed with swarnls of them.
at one yelp hundreds of them spring up like
young ttosS IN pond after thunder shower
lhey literally "take the town. every night, and
wien the dog days come they viii have the town
H'sh' and day in their keeping. Down with theml
Lei death 10 all vagrant, degenerate, unmannerly
uOss' Oe The war-cey- Seize, STAY, exterminate,