The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1854-07-15
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Ea "uncle 10, said an Observing
little boy, "our folks always pu, up the
window when the room Is filled with
smoke, and the wind blows so as to pre-
vent the smoke from going out that wav;
now, where does the smoke 60 ~ at
goes into the peoples eyes" was uncle
JOS phiiosophlc answer.
Cd" The slaves of the south when
they wish 70 be severe on each other, say,
Go long, half price niger; YOU would mt
fetch fifty dollars, and Use wof a thou.
sand"
The cholera has broken out among the
railroad laborers at and near Carlo. ILL.
nois. A general stamped took place.
THE famous car of Juggernaut, 50
long the shrine Of idola,ry IN India, has
been destroyed by fire.
THE report that a schooIlnas.er has
ahas.lsed fractions boy with railroad
switch IS said TO be doubted BY some.
St Petersburg, Moscow, and Odessa
are The only cities In Russia whose pop.
ulation exceeds one hundred thousand
There are only four towns containing
more than fifty thousand inhabitants,
each, and eighteen or twenty with pop
ulaiion exceeding twenty-five thousand
ForsD.-The body Of Young and
unknown woman was found IL the river
near Davenport on the 254h instant A
gold ring was on ore Of her fingers and
tire gl,I
pocket OF her dress
What are political platforms e. said
an old lady. oh" said her woys, half,
"tLey are platform scales where TIT
weigh Presidents"
Henry Ward Beecher SAYS: "DFes,
doesn't MAKE the man, but when q laan
Is made h. lgoks great deal better dres-
sed up"
How TO ruin sos.-1. Lei him
have his own way.
=. Allow him free use Vi mouer.
;. Suffer him 10 roam where he pleas
es on the Sabbath
1. Give him free access to wicked
companions.
5. Call hun to 10 account Tor ms eve
nings.
6. Furnish him with no stated employ
ment.
EsE Mary, my love- SAID 10,
very attentive husband to his wife at the
dinner table, shall help you to a piece
OF the heart ?
81 believe, said she, chat a piece Of
heart was al that ever got ;"
There VAS eommotlon among the
dishes.
30 Tie driver VINO hnched his horse
TO post Of honor" found it did nj hold
the animal very well
sg- A letter from Havana mentions
a Tumor current in Havana, that al for
elgners II Cuba are 10 be compelled 10
JOIN the militia or gut the island The
report OF Spanish vessel OF war having
captured some schooners and taken them
70 St. Jago, IS not true.
"a Is tina. lightning bug In the
street I" asked a purbiind old lady.
No, grandma" said pert little miss,
= It's blg-bug with cigar.
ga In Utah, a mans property de-
cenis TO the Mormon Church, wives and
children are not recognized as heir to all
property,
Gs5T A young blood over IN Hoos,er-
dom wishing to get chance to tell one
OF the lair ones what he though, Of her,
donned bis best looks, and addressed her
IN this wise MISS, can have the ex-
qulsite pleasure Of rolling the wheel Of
conversation round the axel-tree Of your
understanding few minutes this even.
Ing. The young lady tainted.
First class in natural philosophy,
stand up. What is attraction E.
Please, sir, know the look that a
blue-eysd gal gives her lover"
"Righ. Now tell me wha. inertia
Isl"
Inertia, sir, is desire 10 remain
where you are, feeling a piece Of cal.
,co experiences when leaning aca;ns. a
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