Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1854-04-27
Stems.
Much talk, little sense.

Much talk, little sense.
The man who stuck to point has got !
loose.
There are about II 900 Jews in the United |
States.
Counterfeit Shangahis are now being sold in !
New York.
What makes more noise than pig under a
gate? Two Pigs:
"A man was accidentally precipitated from
''the height of folly" yesterday.
Why is person asking questions the stran-
gesJ Uf I'll individuals Because he's the que
rist.
When has man a right to scold his wife a.
bout his coffee z When he has abundant
grounds.
" The first step to greatness is to be hon
est.
T Son and daughter-no longer the ruled
but the rulers.
T. There is nothing more uncertain, than a
certain age
| o. In a woman, an ounce of heart is worth
pound of brains.
u Contentment gives crown when fortune
hath denied it.
~ What would the telegraph line be good for
on a fishing excursion
" The first law of gravity; Never laugh at
your own jokes
| GT We should like to know how many spokes
.here arc in the wheel of fortune 2
O. If you doubt whether you should kiss a
girl, give her the benefit of the doubt, and go
in
T1=Men' frame is ike their hair, which grows
after they are dead, and with just as little use to
them.
u The modern way of asking for marriage
license is to say: Clerk give me an order for a
woman
u The fellow who kissed the face of nature,
says it didn't 90 half as well the busses of
some Of his lady friends.
~ If you don't wish to get angry, never ar
que with blockhead. Remember the duller the
razor, the more you cut yourself and swear.
u Why may man, whose landiady tor
ments him, be said to live without expense p
Because ne gets 'bOrded for nothing.
" Who ever lost money OF chara cter by at
tending TO his own busines, and letting othe
peoples alone.
gC| They have got very benevolent old gen
tleman in Troy. On Christmas he boiled dish
cloth and gave the broth to the poor.
u There Is gentleman in The Legislat urt
who can be trusted with any secret for nothi ne
he can say viii be belieycd.-Ohio Paper.
u No man can do anything against his will
said a metaphysician. Faith" said Pat, q
had brother who went to Botany Bay, agains
his WILL faith an he did
pTA Lawyer, on his death bed, willed hi
whole property TO the lunatic asylum, sayin
that he desired it should 90 to the same class c
persons he took it from.
g-It was Portland lady that said she woul
make a poor sailor, and to which nautica
friend replied, but you would make an excellen
mate though.
IL An adopted citizen wrote home that b
was employed by the State. On coming owe
they found it just as he had stated-he was a
at Sing-Sing serving out sentence for life.
u Some people make some strange mistake
as to the nature Of angels They talk of woma
oi as angels" There's not word in the whol
Bible about female angels. They are always
N the other sex.
of 1.-THE greatest pleasure Connected with wealt
4, consists in acquiring it. Two months after
re man comes into fortune, he feels just as pros
10 and fretful as when he worked for -four and six
II a day
He who publishes the faults ofothers to cor
ID ceal his own, is like him who attempts to hit
A. the wind by throwing dust into othe air.
is When day breaks" what becomes of q
~ fragments
d. There are now Is Roman Catholic journa
in circulation in this country, whose united CT
= culation is estimated at about sixty thOusar
to weekly.
,f- She that narries man because he is 4 "goC
match, - must not be surprised if he turns out
C. ''lucifer."
W 1t is remarkable, says the correspondent of q
lit Boston Atlas that the only governments of {
he world which have an excess of their receipts ov
n their expenses, are republics, the United Stat
er- and Switzerland.
80 4 Chinese widow. being found flaming t
IT. grave of her husband, was asked why she p'
formed so singular an operation. She said 5
I'm had promised not to marry again while the grs
as remained damp, and that as 1t dried very slow
of she saw no harm in assisting in the process.
SIN H. An eminent artist-American Of course
rec lately painted snow storm so naturally, that
the caught bad cold by setting too near it with
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