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The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1854-06-10
FEVER AND AGUE
r. BROWNS
EGGlNN(tlN ON

'hls ESSENCE is a preparation OF useful
excellence. IN ordinary diarrhes, ineip-
.eni cholera, n short, IL all . oil prostra-
'ion Of The digestive functions, il is oil nest.
.hsoie value During the prevalence at epi-
demic cholera and summer comnlaiufs az cl,i,
dren. 1t Is peculiarly eiicscious no family ),
individual should be without il.
"a CAuTIos.-Be sure to get the gsnui..
ss-.nee, which y prepared only by +. Esowh
at his Drug and Chemical Store, n. q. Coz.
lss Of Fiith aud Chestnut Streets, P,.,lsd-i-
rhia, ano tor sale BY all the respectable Apo,h.
eesres ~ Tho United States, and ia TipLn Nv
=. GILBERT, Agent for Cedar county, Icws.
wnefs a. Dc had drugs, medicine, fancy art,.
P''ees. NJ Upton, Nov Il, iSea
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An EXPENSIVE rEMaLE.-An econo.
mist the other day observed lady who
carried one days labor Of two thousand
men upon her shoulders, and that Of as
many more hanging from her ears
There was not limb IN her body which
did no, call for the work of an entire day
Of one hundred men or women; and ii il
were usual TO adorn the person with gold
like Chinese pagoda, instead Of silks
and furs and textures of lace and wool,
VIVA, was expended on her dress would
have plated Aer all over with the precious
metal.
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ENDS AND ODDITIES,


"a wearisome race.
N Lamartine is writing life Of
Washington.
E6 The man that was engaged in
running a saw-nlll, is now trotling a
saw.horse. .'
No man should be ashamed to ask for
what is honestly due him. He who is,
is deficient in lnanliness.
sWr A tippler called at one Of the
New York hotels and asked for a room
with four beds in it. He said he usually
retired so drunk that he could not find
the bed unless there was one in each
corner.
The baby is sick, my dear
We'll, give ii castor oil. Dennis
bring up the castor OIL
ITS all gone, sir divil drop is left. ;
Gone why We have not ye, opened
the bottle
Sure you have had it ever day, and
I've seen you use 1t myself upon your
salad
why, you scoundrel, you dom, mean
to say I've been eating castor oil every
day during the salad season Z
Sure you have, SIR
Did you not see the bottle was label
ed Castor Oil 2
Sure and did, sir; and didn't pul
II In lhe castor every dayf
An ABsCospIsG JuRYMAN. al re-
member said Lord BIdden, MIR. JUS
tlce Gould trying ease at York, and
when he had proceeded abou. two hours,
he observed, Here are only eleven jury
men in the box where is the twelfth I!
Please You, my lord, said one of the
eleven, he has gone away about some
other business, but he has left his perdiet
Nth us 2"
E6-' See ,herer exclaimed returned
Irish soldier to Gaping crowd, as he
exhibited with some pride his tall ha,
with 4 bullet hoe in ii. Look at that
bullet hole, will yees we see tina, if ii
had been a low crowned hat | should
have been kilt.
I'D When a man has a great deal OF
Iaut TO find with newspaper which he
never fails to read, it is a sure sign that
ne has not paid for it. People seldom
ind fault with their own property.
FoR THE GRAMMAR cLAss.--If a pair
of stockings are hose, is single stock.
ng hoes
Ii pair Of glasses are spectacles, is
me spectacle! and if so, is it no, bad
show for sight.
II certain wind instrument is pair
# bellows, is the singular below? and
{ SO, can the operation OF raising the
Wind, be called believing.
The W.ttsburgh { Ark) Messenger is
esponsible for the following
Good morning, stranger, where are
,ou moving toF
To the Ar-r-kansaw.'
Where did you come from :
From the State Of North Gardiner
will there be much emigration this
year from that State
a mighty sight. reckin mighty
lard times this year. A heap Of people
IN the point OF starving.
Why so-whai's the matterl'
The simmon crap his failed and I'm
wine to look for better country'
E1r A young lass went to q camp
Meeting and came back full Of the revival
which they had, and did nothing the fol-
owing week but sing
"Shou,, shout, we're gaining ground !"
She had the tune SO pat, that all she
aid was but a continuation Of that song,
nd not untrequently the rhyme was too
ong for the tune. Old Jowel slipped in
nd took bone off the table, and, just
$ he was making for the door, she sung
ut
eff you don't go ont I'll knock you down,
Halle, Haltelulah;
Yoa NASTY, stinken, nop cared hound,
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1854-06-10
4 NEW ESTABLISHMENT.
w. L, NOON.

Dealer in Saddles and Harness, has Just
~ opened his new shop, one door south OF
The Eagle Hotel, and one door north OF s.Uncle
Toms BAZAAR where he intend, keeping eve
~ variety Of Spanish, Plain, and Ladies' Sad.
dies: Also, all the varieties Of harness used in
the country, together with all the smaller arti-
cles generally kept in such establishments.
g. All the above work manufactured from
the best material.
e. All kinds of work sold at River prices.
Step IN, gen iemen, and see for yourselves.
Upton, JAN lst, 1854
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kI On Monday Mr. Travis. vi

ksF On Monday Mr. Travis. who
keeps pistol gallery in New Orleans,
shot an orange from the head Of j. P. o.,
with pistol, a, the distance Of SO feet.
The orange was only five inches in cir
conference. This great feat was Oh a
bet Of $1,000 to $500, and affords proof
that Travis is the best pistol shot il the
world.
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MONEY, yNO.rEY,f

MIGHT DRAFTS on New York can be had
- OF ,he Subscriber in sums to suit purchasers.
. Cerhhcates Of Deposit, and Drafts on the
Eastern Cities cashed--American Gold fur.
nished at small premium, by
VIM II TUTHIIAL.
Upton, November IL, 1859 al
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Fever and Ague can be Cured

A sPinWall's Tonic Mixture. will
Il do the business up at once. Over one
hundred and fifty bottles has been sold in this
place, and wherever used according TO direc-
tons the most pc. feet success has been the re-
suit. Price 81 90 per bottle. +... .s.
G. A full supply kept constantly on hand
direc, from the Manutac turers. Also, large
assortment Of Drugs, Medicines, Pills, Cough
Medicines, Syrups, &C., &C., BY
A. GILBERT, agent fer Iowa.
Upton, Nov. l2,ls53. III
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PREMATURE CRAVE.

TT is a remarkable fact that thousands have
been brought to a premature grave by neglec-
ting to take some good and Efficient ,Dedicine IN
time to arrest the course of disease. II 10
also startling truth that thousands have been
heralded To- an uhtimely grave by the use Of
poisonous nostrums. The author therefore se1-
ing the necessity of some good and efficient med
iclne, which could be relied upon when the ser
vices Of competent physicians could not be OBJ
tanned, has been induced to offer his MANA
LUXE LlhiMEAf, and NTI-BII.LI0uS
PILLS to the public. These medicines are CON-
pounded strictly honest and from medicines Of
virgin purity, being warranted as purely vcgc,.
able.
10000 cases o rheumatism, burns, ulcers.
sprains fever sores, throat, neuralgia, tooth
ache head ache, pans in the back, side or breast,
Dolls, ring bones, pimpl.s, diarrhra, have been
cured IN the las! sear. Also numerous cases OF
sweeny, gaids, spiinis, tistula, big head, big
shoulder, poll evil, sprains, CHAMBERS, bolts, choi
&c, yellow water, &c. Thousands who have been
afflicted with dyspepsia, liver complaint, head
ache, diseases OF the skin. janl Dice nervous
pains of all kinds, bilious affections, costiye
hess, female affections, &c, have been restores
to perfect health by the use of GiImore's Anti
bilious Pills.
GRAY HAIRS
and premature badness prevented by the use Of
beautiful combination prevents tie hair from
falling OF, promotes its growth, and renders il
soft and glossy.
AGENTS WANTED
IN every town throughout the United Sta,eA
for the sale of T. J. Mckinny's Celestial Balm,
an uneqaaled remedy for cholera. dysenterr.
alarrhua, hux, cholic, and all pains IN the bow
POISON,
I. J. McKinny's Worm Medicine contai.e.
no poison and Is warranted purely vegetable
ihis preparation has expelled worms Of an
Kinds from the intestine canal when other prep
arauons OF great repute failed.
FEVER AND AGUE
in all IFS varioys types, permanently cured.
without injury 10 the system, by the use Of r,
!. Mckinny's Fever and Agne pills. This ton.
&c preparation never has been equaled, II new.
er fails. Try it, and be satisfied that ague can
be cured
Agents--A. Gilbert, and Chambers q Son.
Upton; N. Baker, Rochester; Henry Lang.
Moscow Amos Merrille. P.d.e; L. ShawbsT.
Cedar Bluffs.
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1854-06-10

;hi. OINTMENT IL be good. Day by day new
evidence Of its power, and aew proofs OF rs
efficacy are ,ont'nually developed. hp tact
beyond the power Of cavii or contradiction,
tn at it is hlalliable in the cure OF all lumors,
Uuleers, Sores, Burns, letters, Piles, scroiu-
Ia, Ery sipelas, Chilblains, Scad Head, Sore
eyes, Qninsy Group, Rhumatism, Broken Breast,
Ague in the Face, Corns, &c. 1t completely
restores the lnsensible Perspiration, and by
this means opens those avenues by which Ma
tire intended TO expel the morbid matter OF the
bodv--thus Is the system cieansed, the blood
purified, and the health restored. 1t has pow
er to cause all external Sores, Scrofulous Hu.
mors, Skin Diseases, ana poisonous Wounds,
TO discharge their putrid matter, and then heal
them.
II is rightly termed ali-healing, for there i
scarcely a disease, external or internal, that II
will not benefit. 1t has been used for the last
fourteen years for all diseases of the Chest,
Consumption and Liver, involving the utmost
danger and responsibility, aud hot in one case
has it failed TO benefit when the patient was
within the reach Of mortal means.
O. For sale in rip.on, by A. Gilbert, agent
for Cedar county, lo1a. nl-ly
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Hear We!

N office is hereby given 20 all persons know
~ ing themselves to be indebted TO MS by note.
book account or otherwise, that it will be 10
their interest to call and settle the same inn !.
as the undersigned are about
to close up their partnership, and are DESTROYS
Of making genera! settlement with all persons
WALKER & HILTON.
Rochester, February, 18th, 1854.
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1854-06-10

Time whirls us along the down-hll
path Of life with the velocity Of loco
motive bu, we have one confort-pe
can make lone on the road VIVA, the ne
gro preacher said Of Satan, may be said
OF love. Where he finds weaker
place, dere he creeps in" There is a
warm corner even III the col lest heart /;
aud somebody, il that somebody can
only be found, was made expressly TO
fill it. Thousands OF both sexes live
and die unmarried, simply for wan, OF
a proper introduction to one another. --
VIVA, an absurd.ty. There is not a
woman nor a man of any age who might
not find suitable partner by using the
proper means. The fact is, that affection
is slnothered, choked down, sutdued aud
parallzed BY the forms and convention
allties OF this eHiqaetttsh world. ">ocie.
"" attaches bah and chain to the nat
ural feelings of the heart. The fair girl,
with her bosom running over with the
purest love for a worthy object, mus,
take as much pains to conceal the fact,
as il j, were deadly sin, and Heaven
had not comm dnded Us $50 love one an
other" Is this natural! No, it.ls drti-
fetal.
Why should innumerable marriages be
prevented by chilling rules and penalties !.
Nature is modest, bu she is not a starch
ed up psude! Look al the birds. There
are no old bachelors and oldmalds among
them. The hearts that fuuer under
their feathered jackets follow the instinct
Of love, and they take to billing and COO
ing without the slightest idea that court
snip should be formal affair. Why
should there be iorlorn old bachelors and
disappointed old maids, and lonely Wild
ows aud wldowers, among the uneatn-
ered any more than the lea,Aered blpeds
Oceans Of happiness are lost to both sexes
every year, because parties who wish to be
married are not permitted by etiquette
to make the fact known. These unfor-
tunates might very properly say to the
happy married folk, as the frogs said to
the boys who were peting them with
stones This may be fun to you bu, lis
death to rs. -.Nsr. Ledger.
As an evidence of what the girls can
do If they have mind, a Cincinnati pa
per states that three years ago poor or
plan girl applied and was permitted to
SET type for tina, paper. She worked two
years, during which time she earned
5000; and availing herself OF the facilities
the printing Office afforded, acquired a
good education. She is now an associate
edi,ress OF popular paper, and is now
engaged to be married to one Of the
smaf,est lawyers in Ohio. Such girl
is bound to shine and eclipse tens Of thou
sands who are educated in the lap Of
luxury and taught all the accomplish
ments" OF boarding school. Such a
wife will be a jewel to her husband, an
ofnamen, to society and an honor to her
sex and her country.
AN EXPENSIVE FEMALE. An econo-
mist the other day observed lady who
carried one days labor Of two thousand
men upon her shoulders, and that Of as
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1854-06-10
AOGIll PARSONS
.<0d0i4 r. Harness Maker.

NJ oULD take this opportunity Of returning
w his thanks t. the citizens Of Upton and
vicinity, for past favors and patronage and to
inform them that he is still pushing along the
above business in this place and is now located
over Shaw & Bagleys store in the room former.
ly occupied by W. II. Tuthil as Law Office
where he keeps constantly on hand
Harness, Brides, Collars Ac.
and all other articles pertaining to his business
which ca be had ready made or made 10 or.
Ter. Give him call.
Upton, Nov Goth, 1853 n3 II.
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McALISTER,B
AI.I-HEALING OINTMENT.
PHYSICIANS TIE

PHYSICIANS tie
mes, .ki.iiui AID eel
rbrslsd, CoussELoas
learned in lax,Judges
If great celebracy On
the bench, Ministers
4 the Gospel, Msr-
chants and those 81
every station, name,
and degree among man
kind,--ali Of whom,
without one dissenting
objection, pronounce
n.y hy J.v npW
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AGENTS WANTED

IN every town throughout the United StateA
for the sale of i. j. Mckinny's Celestial Balm,
an uneqnaled remedy for cholera. dysentery.
dlarrhea, aux, cholic, and all pains in he bow
The Cedar County advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1856, 1854-06-10
GRAY HAIRS

and premature badness prevented BY the use Of
i. j. MekInny's Creassisn Hair Tome. This
beautiful combination prevents tie hair from
falling on, promotes its growth, and renders il
soft and glossy
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POISON

1. J. McKinny's Worm Medicine contAisol
no n, poison and Is warranted purely vegetable
ms preparation has expelled worms OF an
KINDS from the intestine canal when other prep
aTahons OF great renilfn faiIad =
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-02-09

,uuirs hi, seat. he would have extaglehnd the nc
Lt,ous riot trtrer There would have been 40 wait
r 10 count the votes to be cot by one course or ths
ocr ,~to tslnct NJ fpecio1s snl s1l9w soPh'strci
lin favor OF tie bill I.ie a lion annihilatn;
,fue ta1.ous reptile at a blow, Henry CLAY would
1--we spokeu and the min led cohort OF dishonesty aai
v,sir,,s struck will shame and terror would have
lc,k hack into yoiccless and ulilluminatcd silence
Not dat fAcrc are L0t gallant manly aud honorable
r,c sill 10 fhe Senate There are some there whose
nan 70 il history hereafter, may hold as bright place
.ssrv Brt We are Sony TO s.y that bete is not one
e all those from States south Of Mason sui Diyn's
line WHO hs. vet riser in bis place to claim. south
,rp msn tie maintenance OF time-Aolorel compact,
h, v;rtue Of whi-. the South. at this moment. has
seven r,es.bers IN the two houses Of Congress Day
eaer da, they have Eat in sienee-these chiyalrous
ces-lemfn-wiih desperate politicians holding out to
nem te charms Of fraud aud tee attractions Of swni
Ing They have listened to the Willy words Of villain!
and have lent not unpleased ear 70 tie snaky seiac
tioIs e tiose who repudiae contracts and turn sol
ep,n pr,uiees into lies Not one Of the Southern
Senators has ye Lifted his voice in behalf Of pledged
filth ard sacred Obligations. Not one his risen
70 repel with indignation all part snd lot in the pro!
ftred fraud Not one has rejected IL behalf of the
South the unhoy argrandizement counseled by this
siluous AMI souess aspirant for Office he
have Where is tie voice of CLAYTON, of joins BELL,
of BADCrRl Are they al crayensl Do they all Con
sent to become participants in this gigantic robbery OF
tie free States and receivers stolen goods Do they
know flat their nan e. are sent al the country
having cayed in on this question, and that every
hour lends certainty TO tie rumor Have they all
gone with that pretentious sh How aud worly Mr.
JOINS who boasts of the patriotic sacrifices be has
made by holding to Wing politics when toe measures
of tie Free Trade and FIllbuser party would haze
been II ore beneficial to tie State he represents Do
they mean 10 shelter themselves with Mr. DIXON be
hind the absurd preteuse that Dougla. and Piece re-
present tie Northern people, ard that what these
SPECTATORS in electoral votes may offer, tho Free
States Will ratiy If so let them prepare to DO BIT
terly undecei'ed.
We would fsin hope that the indications We lave re-
ferred to are accidental sud Incorrect and that The
breed efroble boo1s is not al Exhausted the South
May we vet be convinced thatthere still men there
endutd with the courage Of recttude strong in th-t
moral strength which dtfes temptation, AID viii
risk sen eling to avert national dishonor and ca
amity Let US yet hope to hear some clarion voice
from tie South powerful aud decided enough to arrest
this uquiiy while it is get time For lis coasuum1-
ion is pregnant with consequences, which those WHO
WHO now contemplate with Indifference may yet
lament in unavailDg sorrow.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-02-09

tbs eieant the railroads ever considered the
space required dsily to load and unload it That
Iaced on fright they you'll stretch daily nearly
ten miles Ard VIII the railway A.ngs, strong though
thcy lie nteul. to load sai uul;s ten miles Of cars
daily Have they DOT enough to DO getting TO tide
water tie petty modcum Of bulky cargoes which they
ere row able to cary, Whist would rley do with the
huge hulk Of 5s5 lJ0 suns Of lumoer brought By the
Csnsls 70 the E-sttm TIA -kets And which be it re-
nemberCd in spite # al tie fsrTer jeremiads Of
Hoffman srd hs associates Of 1872 upon tie disappear
tnCe CT our forests and consequent dnnu.ion Of the
business of the Cau;ls actually trleI IN tie ia y,Irs
frcm 1879 TO 1852, having sscenied from $4,000 TO
55f eco tuns. Or do they imigne that this same
busy growing world OF OUR is to stand still and stop
luildEg houses and ships, and need no more lumber
We have more TO say on this point bu. LET i. suffice
for to-day 10 have nailed tie this poor argon
atout the dainifhed business Of the Erie Canal put
forth With tie desperate purpose Of preventing It's
con petion Go electors 70 he polls on wednesday
next and there decide b. your votes whether these
millions piled On millions are proofs of the declining
energy and value Of your great work and whether its
enlargement. Low more than twothirds completed
ought to be abandoned
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-02-09

TEXAs-A Democratic State Convention held al
Austin Jan O. n which seyoralOf tho Counties were repre-
scented by persons at the Capital and aud Others claimngb
be Delegates j. A. Greer was chosen President assisted
by three Vice Presidents and Secretaries Al for the
organization OF the Democracy OF the State recon
mcDdCd and enothtr State Convention called to meet at
Hunhvil e. Walker Co April p, for the purpose Of nom
mating suitable candidates for Governor and Lieutenant
Governor and such other officers they may deem ID
vseble. The Baltimore Platform was ndorsed and Percss
Inaugural
Tie following resoluton relative to American citizenship
was aeo adopted
Reed 3D. hs the cton Of he Admnrai0a 10 o.
Marin Kozsa on ri the hopes awakened BY tho B05s
decGe the iBeu sldrt Ia relation he
czens sbfodd aud The principles ihs
Of Secretary Mercy meet th tie cordial alton Of the TsID
Democracy.
Committee Of three appointed to draft al address
State Central COMMITTEE Of twenty FIVE gas appointed
consisting Of Gen. j. Pr2kney Henderson, lex President
Of the late Republic) Guy VI Bryan, C. G Keenan, p.
Bee ard several otLer prominent Texans WehAyeloket
in the list Of Delegates at this demonstration Of
the Teys. D. mocracy for the Of the famous C. H.
Donasfon who figured extensively in the correspond
eLce Of the Democratic National Committee etnbraolnz
SEXES Of ray political letters published 1881 addressed
70 th Texas worthy and Nathaniel Greer Of Iowa.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1854-02-09

lease of Pswer over the liberties OF the peop,. "a
immediate incentive to their offers is the ap,ll.,,
for the Air-Line Road now before the Lsgi,l,,.''
which they lOpe to defeat by ds.rae,ing the c,v,.,
Of the State, and in pursuance Of which object =,
learn from Tie State Gazette. their myra,i5oa,
lobbying in crowds. Terrspins and champagas. A.. =,
fyiug around, according to the usual tactic, a. =.
Morcros;s when in tight places. II the friend, -
orally Of the South Jersey Central RsilrosI ,,0 4.
divided by the support now given by the MoaoDsl,.
10 the Wet Jersey Railroad, the end of the No.
lists is gained Some of these old friends Of Ii. d.
Lire are row against H. owing to the COnnOl,,.,.
soft blaudi,lmonts and 90 sgansta measure dsaai.,
by resrly hslf the State But we believe, ns,.,s.
less, the monopoly power is shaken.