The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1854-12-13

lrrm ''c nrtoii Da'lv A'yerti..r, No,finh,r TO-
Docsticks Invents q Patent Med
icino.
New YoUK. Nov. 6. 1854.
1O1 MARROW Street.

Congratulate me-mv fortune /.
maAc--I am immortalzcd. and I've
done it myself. | have gone into tic
ratcu, medicine buisucss. Ny urmc
will be handed down to ,ostcriy rs
that Of a universal hcneractor. The
land which Hereafter writes uron the
record of Fame Tie names Of Aver,
Sands. ToNnscnd, Motif, Morrison.
aud Hrandrcth. must also iuscr;bo
side hy side with these distinguished
aIrcl'ations. the no less brilliant cog>
nomcn of the undying Docsticks.-
Fmnlons Of the dcathlcss notorcty
which has been acquired by tie ineAi~
cinal wo'thics just mentioned, | also
resolved to achieve a name and fortune
in the same reputable and honest man
ncr Bought a gallon of tart cake Of
lccSwaX and a firAin of lard. and il
twenty-onc hours | presented to the
world tie first batch Of /" D5rStick's
PGfrnt,Se!f !fAc'ing- Eo"r- UorSe Po,c
cr Ho}Sam;;' designed to cure all dis
cases Of mind, body, Or cs'ntc, t. give
Strength t) the weak, moacy to the
oor, bread and butter to the hungry.
loot5 to the barefoot, ,lccency to black.
guards, and common sense 10 the
knows >Nothings. 1t acts physically.
morally, mentally, sychologcally and
gcolocictlly.and it is intended to make
cur suAluna'y 81 here bliSsful PARADISE.
to which heaven itself shall be but a
s;dc-sl3w.
have not yet ltcuglt j, to absolute
! elicction. but even now il acts with
immense force, us You VIII perceive by
the accompanying testimonials aud re-
cords Of ,ay own individual cxI cricncc
You will observe that have not re-,
sorted to the usual manner Of rrerar>
ing certificates: which is to be certain
that all those intended for eastern cir
culation shall seem to come from some
formerly mhcald- of lace in the west.
while those sent to the west shall be
Gated at some place forty miles cast
Of sunrise. Bat ! send to you, as rep
roscnting the western country, a GER
tificatc from an Oregon farmer;
DEAR SlE: The land composing
my farm has hitherto been so poor
that aScotcGman couldn't get his living
of il, and so stony that we had to slice
our potatoes and plant them cdgeways:
but hearing Of your balsam, put some
on tie corner Of a tcp-acrc lot. sur
rounded by a rail fence, and in the
morning / found the rocks had cntire~
ly disapT cared. neat stone wall cncir
cled the field, and the rails were split
into oven wood and lied up symmetri
cally in my back yard. Put half an
ounce into The middle ofa hucklcberry
swamp; in two days it was cleared off.
planted with corn and Tuml kins, and
bad row Of reach trees in full bloom
through the middle. As an evidence
of its tremendous strength, ! would
state that it drew striking likeness of
my eldest danghter-drew my young,
est boy out Of the mill rond-drew
blister al over his s;onach-drew a
load Of potatoes four miles to market,
and eventually drew a prize of ninety>
seven dollars in the State lottery. And
the effect upon the inhabitants here-
about has been so wonderful, that they
have opened their eyes to the good OF
the country, and are determined to
vote for a Governor who is opposed to
lrosis in tho middle Of June, aud who
will make a positive law against fresh
cts, hail storms, and the seventeen
year locusts."