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Youth and Manhood.

Natures Guide,0 10
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ia tutcefStfV, f-HtfddcfD1t4. nt b
an ia gives me pieasp - toada NY t,sinony 10 tho
professional ability or the apibpr ofthe Medical
Manual. "a Numerons, cases OF Disease Of the
Genital Organs, some Of them Of long standing,
have come Under my notice, IN which bis sliIl has
some casSs wher1 th6 paleni has been consldered
beyond the reach OF nedIcalhld. Ia The healpaal
ofof seminal weskgssses, 90 r d!saarsaaglpsnt OF
yenery I DO not know MS sspcrTer IN The prof.s<
ision. 4 have been acquainted with the author
some thlrty years, and deem " no moro than
Justice TO him. rs well as Kindness 10 the unfort-
nate victim OF ehrly indiscreton, 70 recommend
him ason M whose professional skill aud ihteg-
/ ALFRkD WOODWARD. M ID. i'
.Thls Is, Without exception, ne The. n9s. sompss:
class Of diseases OF which threats. Avoiding all
technical terms, Il addresses itself 70 the reason
Of its readers. II y free nom all objectionable
ss, and na, mo aTsP psSs m % so.
author has devoted many yeats 70 the treatment
OF the various complaints treated ~, aud viii too
litle breath 10 pun, aud TOO iitue presumption 70
Impose, nc has offered Ia the orld- Atthe merely
nominal price OF IS cents, the fruit Of some wen
hte wears successful practice n--H efas = ~ y -
if"No teacher or parent should DO wlthou the
knowledge Impaired ~ this thssluaels worki u
would save years Of palnf 1.nori Gcaiion, and
ssrrowf8ihs youth andSr .nelt eIinfge. ga
Pre.sZ!s.lao slsTgsg y, :, 70 Ohio. Writing p
"Huutcr'9 lcdicnf Mhnucl,' say a.
] .Thousands upon thousands 90 our youths hy
Ioyi example, and Ihhnenee Of The paaslous, have
Ebeen led intothc habit OF sef-pollution, without
realizing the, ain. and fearful consequences upon
thcmselyea'gnd thofr posterity. The consth0uohs
of tn0naanfs Who nfe faisiiig families Lave been
4 enfeebled. ~ not broke down and they doho'
4 know the cause or the cure. Anything That can
b. done so 10 enlighten aud influence We public
mind rs 10 cheek, and ultimately remove this
wide-spreau source OF human 'wretchedness
would confer me greatest biessing next to the
religion or eailA- Christ, on tho present and
coming generation, Intemperanee lor The use 81
Intoxicating drnks) though X has slain Us thou
sands Is not q greater seoufge 10 Tho human race
Accept my thnnks ON behalf Of tho afflicted, and
4 believe me your co-workertn the good woik YOU
are 30 actively engaged In" -
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AFFLICTED READ ~
TWENTY YEARS or EXPERIENCE

In the treatment OF a class Of diseases hitherto
neglected ana imperfecily understood, has enabled
DIR. ktnkelin, (Author Of a work on Self Preserv-
ation.l provo that nlne-tenths Of The causes OF
nervous debility, local and constitutional weak
ness, mental and physical suffering, are tracodle
to certain habits, forming the most seeret yat
sSsSIy S = y n ss Of ss@''isesssI va
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1854-07-28

TO THE PUBLIC.

This is TO certify that In June last, l was
attacked with the Asiatic Cholera; and was
soon, as my physician states In a collapsed
state. had remained in this state some two
hours, when my physician iniolme my fame
lily and friends that | could not possibly live.
and strictly forbid my wife permitting any
one giving me any medicine or nourishment,
whatever, as n would only hasten my death
At this time Mr. Forsha came to see me, and
broughl with him a bottle containing four
ounces of his Alternative Balm. end asked
permission OF my vile to use II on me, as he
thought Il would Immediately give ease. i
was Immediately applied, and In less than ten
minutes was restored, aud was IN warm
perspiratioa, prior to which time my exirsmi-
ties were cold. cIammy sweat was on my
face and head. After. the use Of two ether
bottles OF the same medicine. was entirely
lIeved Of all distress, and in a few days was
restored 10 health. i...
would most cheerfully aud heartily rec
ommend this BALM TO all who ars afflicted
In similar way. l have also used il In
other diseases, and have found IL most
excellent remedy. do not think II can be
too highly recommend. .s...
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az AN. KNOW THYSELF.i'

= dMAgNs ksNp W, THISEI.E'. ksvoi
9: An iasaiua5ls book for t.ssntt: fys
cenisA Enry family sAoMd 1aps a copy.
foo@Io0 copies sold An Jessthnu "a
yerr. sncw edition fe Used And iinprvved,
lust issuei<--l'-~a-r Lob >dVOI1 HOl,
nR, HUNTERS MEDICAL MANUALS AND
~ outline m1 Of sns s op re amy
cure Of every form OF disease CONTRACTED BY pro
mscuous sexual Intercourse, by seifnp o. by
sexual excess, With advice for tholf. pfavennou.
written w . familiar style. avoiding al medical
technicafitles,t aud everything that would diohd
the ear Of deeency; with az outline OF complaints
Incident % Females, ron the result or some
twenty years successful practice, de-
voted 70 NE sure of diseases q delicate ~ ptl
vate mature. -
To which Il added receipts Goa tie cure 81, the
above Diseases and treatise on the causes. syfnp
toms and cure Of the Fever and Ague.
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Mercantile College.
Sorsh- West Corner sIr.h ana Wal

H"f sn- " c>t - orncFf ~ KIN nfld Waf-fi q
nut streets, cincin mails Ohie, ;l. !,
THE undersigned has. removed his inercantils ="
college 20 his new building. .sortl west 60 me %
OF Walpps and 9Th sts. where be has fited an =. .
splendid suttof Rooms, Expressly Tor he business
having spared neither pains or axpenss, IN ma II
king them In every respect the most eonyenient .
and pleasant School Rooms In the United etafe ~ ~
Inc plan ADOPTED ~ iesehigg combines pfeesos
exercised IN making original ehiries of6yery day u
business Transactions. Jpurralizi ng posting bal.
aneing accounts, opening ana losihg ola grcatva-
reiy Of ilrerent sets Of books bon Tor ia rfnrship d
ana Individual business, where the huflDess has
been prosperous and adverse; and thus Qualifying ..
ne student ior entering into the practical duties
ofihe accountant IN any Kind oibusIness
The course OF nsfrorlion will consist OF double
e firsd G0 shd even eePernss
Retail, Commission, Exchange, BaAisino.y ~
Manufacturing, Shipping, Tn1ividaal '
Partnership. SteamJoating, and Compound !
Co. Business, COMMERCIAL calculations.
Practical Penmqnsaiip. and Lectures on
Commercial Lar, also Lectures on. the I'd
Science Of Accounts, Custom Of Merchdntsno
etc. ssi,< rsa; nia 700 hae .rooe sadu
In addition 40 the regular soar.s or st6dy. tho
Undersigned has made argangcmenls. VITA Henry -,
Snow, ESQ, Hon. Bekniy Si0rer. Pfof c. W.'u'
Wright, ana other ensiaent Lecturers, 60 dolvert
Law, History Of Commerce, Political Rcnnony ~ q
connected with CoInmeTcf, and other subjects Of =.
great Importance Into Commercial point of View
ana never before introdneta % any 4Ieresnlfs ~
college IN tue United Sfatcs.f., ~ -+r.Iifl
Pupilsarc Instructed individually, ana not In
clAsses,s0 lhnt students may enter ai nnyitimsl
duty. t+-tFft 7I'f71'lff'- - = t>'s 49, -'flt. I
Pselie examlnslloep are had lthoughpuvIIs are II
examined privately ifthey desire i'll when the
student undergoes rigid and thorough fnterrsgai p
uons by he principal, (aSssstod by a G ON miiiee ~
2tPThetcai Accountants AID business men.1 and
thy ofihem.
course can be eomrlcisd IN nom six 20 ten
weeks. - ~"
IheWncipai win take pleasure in doing ever
Thing "a hts power TO advance his stpdents ana "a
mai. .naae .hem thorough and accomplished aceo1n 2
sanss ans ms Intensive aequainta with tho In
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Terms:-For NIL course ofles sons n, Root
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BESros's LAsr.--A gentleman re-
Gently asked Col. Benton il he thought
Douglas had any chance for the next
Presidency; to which old Bullion re-
Piled 'De' ft''.'' 3. " st
No, sir, no sir; his legs are too short
that portion Of the man to which the
toes Of gentlemen's boots are some-
times applied, is much too near the
grounds
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CELEBRATED CArHOLdC0N
EKIku TEMALEss
1T STAN IDS


Ipre-eminentfor
lis curative pow
crs Ia all the dis
eases for which 10
is recommended,
usually called
FEMALE COM
PLANTS.
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; Falling of the
Womb; FLroRkL
Brs or whites;
CnRogic lNFLAM-
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rsie Sshler Tables, Asss Chairs, psr4.
styles OF TORN tfnnIin II fJil 3cx9
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Ma II iSs 'si HN Il AiNs,d
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Fs " COMMON ct'IiSbfTET WARE. .noii
~ have on bAfda cry heavy stock OF cheaper 10
wares comprising canel Flag, and Wood seaiao~
Chairs, ofaii styles and Prices. Bufehns. n,
etc, a. -
81. LooKiNG-GLAssEs oNHAND eaw u
A large assortment NJ bookings iasssf % gill;
Rosewood and mahogany frames, which Will sell 49,.
~ h1t MATTRESSES ON HAND. .8a sroii
good supply ASPIRING ,cuTled hair aud pa a.. . 80
70 Mattresses nude in the best manner nd al,s fi
4 red. - :
Ordered work 3fli receive IA r,seI.r ,,c,io. bnn
and be done IN the most work snatliks nsnner.If-9
Particular attention paid 10 wholesale dealers
4J-lyr. sAto ~ ~ .falA. CONSTINE. DJp4
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RnoCLkR MENsrRuArios, dsc.. with all their ac-
companying evils, Cancer exceptcd,l no niattcr
how severe ar ofh0w long standing.
The Cathoiicon Encompasses other remedies, In
being more certain. loss expensive, and leaving
the system Ia better condition. let all interest
cd call and obtain pamphlet tf'eel containing
ample proof, from the most respectable sources,
letters from highly experienced Physicians, who
have usedtin their practice, and speak from their
own observations.
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.DENNISON HOUSE,
CoRsEk OF MAIN AND Frrrn srqsgRrs
ssEg CINCINNATI, q. $500. :.
tnEKNfSON q son. PRoyaiRrou. . ..eeA
cTEAM MARBLE WORKS. oIIAs RULE

I - sUCIEssO K1O LoWKYl & i'RUIf. iiis,ris..r
broadway and Fifth street, Cincinnati, Ohio, ~
Monuments, rombs, and Grave stones, Marble
Tablets, Vrns, Vases, Garden Figures, cablpel and
Coanter siaba, DC. DC, constantly on hand. add
farniz we'd 90 ordorgif9 inIests Z II vTToss's
n, Trade sgpI4'edavltr AasbIs'r Block and
slab, or sawed 10 order
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,sDR. HuNrRR's MEDICAL MasuAL.-The author
or this work, unlike the majority or those who
advertise 10 cure the diseases Of which IL treats,
IA graduate Of one, OF the best Colleges IN the
United States. II affords me pleasure TO reco a.
mend him To the unfortunate, or % ths victim Of
nal praciiec,a asurcessfVi and experienced prac-
llLioncf, IN whose hohor Ind integrity they may
| place the grcates Il confidence. incti
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published and sold by ss,.,sse..s
JAccD Ernst, = rs
No ne Main spset between Third and Fou,tk
streets, Cincinnati, o.
Noo'hson's iheor eteal and Practical Arithmetic.
Key 20 Arithmetic. IIaiHo
- & elementary Treatise on, Algebra, -.
AlEcbrs University EdGipn.f 81
ie - Key ~ Algebra. - o. 49, ~.
. Natural Philosophy.
l.f Geometry. rff ftf3flf
,,...t,... Astronomy, University EdhIon. T. ~,
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3 ~ JOEL KIRBY.

Cincinnati: Dec, 9Th, le49. ss
! do hereby certify that tue above ceftii-
cate is correct. and the statement of the
physician made to me Is tue.
,f,e - JULIA ANN KIRBY. !.
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Dec. ist. is4o.
The Empire County argus., 1854-07-01
THE EMPIRE COUNTY ARGUS.
CoIoma: Saturday, July l, 1854.
County Trcasurer's Report.

We give below Report from the Treasurer of this County,
from which appears that the total receipts from all sour
ces for five months ending 10Th June is $635ol w, OF
which, after paying the portion belonging to the State we
have for county purposes $685. 800 97 During this PERIOD
the Treasurer has redeemed and paid witnesses
including his per centagc of l,O2S 73 amounting to
$35 1920 49, leaving balance in the treasury of $3lSo 49,
At this of doing business it will cost to manage the
affairs of Ell Dorado county for entire year, in the neigh
borhood of o00] eighty thousand dollars, consuming
almost the entire receipts of the county If VIC recoect
Alright the county tax less last year than this and yet
last wear current expenses paid WE'LL also
$50 900 of prior indebtedness This year, it would appear
the county has large outstanding debt to pay indeed
we have been repeatedly told ho the county is out of debt
The Trcasurer's Report shows this Now, with larger
county and larger receipts than last and no large
outstanding debt expenses up nearly the entire
receipts of the county. How is this!
We have great confidence in The integrity and business
capacity of the Treasurer of this county yet his Report
does show for what purpose class or kind OF
the 4s has been disbuscd saving only the item of
his per centage Nevertheless the Report embraces all
that reasonably can be expected from this officer Our
readers desire know for what services the 10 has
been paid Who rendered these services! For what pur
nose were the services rendered. To whom has the
been paid!-and for what!
We hold to the doctrine have elsewhere repeated that
public officers the servants Of the people, and should be
held strict accountability Their official acts and con-
duct public property, and cgtimatey the subject of
public scrutiny Our columns therefore, opcn gratu-
ousy for detailed account Of our county affairs nvest-
CATION is the corrective of evils in the body polite Without
close scrutiny from the people, errors of Legislation cannot
be corrected nor maeasance in Office, if existing be de-
tected Let the people have ght-have actshave figures
have details.
We shall lay before readers, all the information we
car obtain from the Court of Sessions and from other
sources The people of this count have CROPPED in inan
cal darkness as thick the darkness of Egypt, long
enough.
Amount of Receipts and Disbursements of the County
Treasurer for Ek Dorado County, from 10Th January
The Empire County argus., 1854-07-01

There be question of the fact of growing desire
the part Of the people to hold their public servants to
strict discharge of their official duties. This evnced by
the frequent and anxious inquiries made OF relative to
the financial condition of county, and the desire mani
tested temzed of the disbursement of
our revenues detailed and temized exhibit of the nan-
cial affairs of this county, is not within the recollection of
tho '.odest inhabitant."
Now if would protect official stations from the inroads
of corruption and thus return to the old standard of neg
rty and of unyeg virtue which have characterised the
conduct public nen the earlier days the Republic
We must first create sentiment which will not tolerate
the smallest delinquency in our public funconares
And this close surveillance, this stern and unyiedng
qurement in the faithful performance of public trusts even
in the most minute particulars should extend the
tire field of official station. Beginning with the highest
Office in the Republic should relax not little in passing
down through the descending grades to the humbost official
rank in the township.
The Empire County argus., 1854-07-01

LUpICReUs MIsTAKE.-A Ffenchman, newly ar
rived in London, impatient to see the town. but
fearful of not finding his way back to the hotel
carefully copied upon card the name painted upon
the wall at the corner of the street in which it
ed.-This done, he felt himself safe, and set
out for q ramble, much upon the principle vu gar
ly known as following ones nose se.'-The whole day
long he stroled and stared to his hearts content !;
weared at last, he jumped into q cab and with the
easy, confident air of a man who felt at home he
read from the card he had prudently preserved the
name of the street he dwelt in. The cabman grnned
horribly. These English pronunciation is sadly
difficult said the Frenchman to himself; he does
not understand me- And he placed the card be-
fore the mans eye. Cabby grinned more than ever,
gazed in his fares astonished face, and ended by
sticking his hands in his pockets, and roaring with
laughter.
Indignation on the part of the foreigner, he ap-
pealcd to the passers by who gravely listened to
him at first, but, upon beholding his card, Joined
one and all in the chorus with the coachman. The
Frenehman now got furious swore, stamped gestic-
ulated like candidate for Bedlam He went so
far as to threaten the laughers crowd assembled,
everybody sympathized with him till they learned
the circumstances of the case when they joined in
the infectious hiiarity Up came the poliee-those
guardian angels of fbewdered foreigners in Londons
labyrinth. The aggrieved Gaul felt sure ofsympa-
thy, succor, and revenge. He was never more mis-
taken
The gentleman in blue roared like the rest
They evidently could not help it -Compunction
mingled with their mirth, but they nevertheless gu
fawed exceedingly. To what extremities the des
perate Frenchman might have proceeded 1t is I'M
possible to say had not gentleman acquainted
with his language appeared upon the scene. He
too, laughed violently on beholdng the card; and
when he had spoken few words to the Frenchman,
the Frenchman laughed likewise, which was sig
nal for recommencement of the general hilarity
The address so carefully copied at the corner of his
street, was the following Commit no nuisance =
Blacktcood
The Empire County argus., 1854-07-01

Mrs. PARTINGToN AT THE Play see by the
Boston Post of the Sd ult, that Mrs Partington was
present at the Museum, on the evening previous to
see Miss Eliza Logan play Juliet. Her impressions
as given by an eye witness are peculiar, original
and entertaining.
1t was our fortune, the other evening, at tho
Museum, to sit behind Mrs. Partington, during tho
performance of Romeo and Juliet and were much
interested at the effect of the play upon her unso.
phisticated mind. 1t was to her an all absorbing
reality. The characters real characters, and
Mercuto and Tybalt were as sensibly killed aa
though she had felt for their pulse and found it not
She criticised Juets haste to get married. and said
they didn't do SO when she was young, and didn't
believe so beautiful q young lady would have gone
unmarried if Romeo wouldn't have had her, and
gracious knows he seemed to love her terribly,
though hot love- she knew, was soon cold But il
was at the scene where Romeo bought the "pizeno
that she became most excited "Its agin the law
to sell it to him." said she, half aloud, and turned
to see if Patterson was anywhere within hailing
distance. But even that funetionary looked calmly
on, nor raised finger to stay the fatal draught.
She saw through the whole plot, and knew that
Juliet had taken nothing bat sleeping potion and
wasn't dead wont somebody 60 down and tell
the poor creature size isn't dead!n said she, wiring
ing her hands, and Dropping tear on the bill in
her ap-"the dear young man will do something
harmonious to himself if somebody dosen't stop
him" The scene shifted and the tomb of all the
Capuets was revealed, with the grief of the noble
Count Paris and the violence of Romeo in killing
him, and when the latter drank the poison she Ut
tered the faint ejaculation, 81 told you So" and
bowed her head forward to shut out the scene
which she knew must follow, by so doing chafng
the neck of a young man on the front scat with her
bonnet while Ike sat wondering at what they did
with all the dead folks that they killed at the the
atres. When Mrs. Partington raised her eyes tho
green curtain was down and the bodies of Romeo
and Juliet were bowing their thanks to the audi
ence for complimentary call.
The Empire County argus., 1854-07-01

Do IT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT.--"That which
thou has to do, do it with all thy might" said
clergyman to his son morning.
so did this morning" replied Bill, with an en-.
thusiaste CLEAN of his eye.
An. what was it darling :" and the fathers
hand ran through his ofspnngs curls
Why walloped Jack Edwards till he yelled
like thunder; you should have just heard him hol.
lar, dad"
dad" looked unhappy, while he exclaimed that
the precept did not apply to an act like that and
concluded mildly with
"You should not have done that my child"
"Then he'd a waloped me-" ietorted Bill
Better expostuated the sire, for you to hase
fed from the wrath to come"
Yes but argued Bill, by way of final clinoh-
er, Jack can run twice as fast as can"
The good man sighed, went to his study, took up
pen, and cndcayoured to compose himself on
sermon reconcng Precept with Practice.