The Empire County argus., 1854-02-11
SaM frantisto GObCrtisrmtntr.
Reasons why "IAe 1Ililion," Eat at Sgiln's
FOUNTAIN HEAD.
BY NED SAIU

When in Recourse of human events becomes necessary
that something's should be known well Others it is
but ordinary justice to the good sense of to
exhibit the and high considerations impeng there
to- In our courtesy to the mion il bchoovcs us to set
forth the following points:
l. Because in his world of sefshness there arc few who
understand creature comforts. and know how to appreciate
human wants and i regularly gratifying to Califomi-
selecting personally the best provisions in tie
kes of the world to set before visitors at the FOUNTAIN
Head.
the most refined taste demands health requires,
and is served at all hours promptly and attentvcy by
dcrs from the kitchen if by eecro-magnetsm, causing
all 10 feel far more at home, than i'll other establishments
Of tCfiG prctciSons.
3. Because thousands of sick persons, after spending
large of money for medical treatment, have entirely
recovered their hoahs since eating regularly the Fou
tain Head than in all the science and drugs of the mcd
cal faculty.
l. Because philosophers assert this important fact that
'ocnce and kindness diiuscd aud strengthened
among mankind in about the ratio that the digestive
organs are properly cared torand sfcd hence the ica-
son why satisfaction smngy iradtcs every concnarcc
of the million who take then meals at the Fountain Head
8. lecause all the ladies are in favor of Nin, owing
to the fact that quite number Of the crustst bachelors
in California have been sctouod in their hearts ard been
irac,d to their willing stcIs towards the state Of
matrnouy after eating few weeks at the founiu lead
q. Because six husbands who aNfully Passionate
towards their hterhnlvos, known to have Undergone
radical change Of disposition since they commenced eat
ing at rle Fountain Head and their delighted wives Ios
itively affirm HAT they lived hal ply and ndoyngIy
they ordered their iCa!s iCn the Fountain Head
and suIied at the Branch.
I Bcca-e il is well known that many Of the olcs. in
hibitants who have been mnrr, oi five to fifteen wears
without the least ploS cct of their being able to transmit
their hamcs Gown through their Io.tcrity, now be
rCjoicil amid loving family with joy uns ca!ahle S~ck
you th. ofthis and il is a4hcd alone to their change
of living, and rarahing Of the iygoatrs dishes Of the
Fountain Head.
s. Because all the old Calflrnians, who have eaten
regularly at " inns Fountain Head become satisfied to
1--we in California, wishing to return and remain in the
older states but agree with the Fountain l!ai oc: that
of flopuating ard settling up the beautiful Nacs, AID
tending the Of health and hI piesS to the millions in
this state.
9. Because numbers who have heretofore thought they
could not eat their meals without achoholic mXtuie
beside thcm have been led to discover the folly of putting
such poison into the stomach and wisely continue their
its 10 the Fountain Head where such temptations
present themselves whereby lurod to vice and
consequent crime.
10. Because all the world and the ros of MANKIND,
after eating OF the California BuokWheat Cakes, swim
ming in Wi"ns patent golden syrup. AID the warm bread
and rolls and biscuit made of California extra sureiiHc
the Fountain Head supassng in quality the famed ia
lego ana llaXa4 brands, they seek farther because
they become Younger the years roll on and grow
sleek and good rauI,d as the Alderman Of the land.
These ten reasons, and ninety Others equally good and
substantial that might be given, satisfy the longing ape
ttcs of the million far better than painted scluces piled
up Ike Babel tothe very heavens.
.. Meath which drug'd liquors I'll the bar,
TO make men reel all naddcncd there"
For The faithful pc onance Of the pncp Pies set forth
in the above d claraon there is pledged the ttest ten
dccst Beef Veal and Mutton; the freshest vegetables and
made anywhere between the Arctic Ocean and the jump
ing Of place all Of which the public may enjoy. so
mote it be.
san Francisco. Nov. o. 1888 2 3m