The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1854-03-09

seSH, WASlS 1IClS 10 IlOI ouulCieAe oStll
juice, the solvent of food, or other chemi
cal agents, which weak nature has not a
command, to dissolve and digest the foot
lodged there at once?
The stomach acts like the mill, which il
so oyerfed as to clog the wheels. The in
offensive lamb has no other rem, but pre-
mature dcath.-Country Geut
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Varieties.
Gy"It is estimated that 5000 pianos
are made every year in the U. S.
EgT Love is an idea-beef reality
The idea you can get along without; the
beef you must have.
EgPeople, says modern philosopher
go according to their brains. If these lay
in their head, they study; ifin their belley
they eat; if in the heels, they dance.
I EsAn Irish soldier being asked if he
met with much hospitality in Holland, re-
piled that he was in the hospital nearly all
the time.
Gg-The Prussian Prayer Book enjoins
that the whole of divine service, includ-
ing the sermon, shall not exceed an hour
in duration.
GE-An English jury, in criminalcase,
is said to have brought in the following
verdict; Guilty, with some little doubt,
as to whether he is the man.
w-"I bless God," said DIR. Watts,
'tthat / can lie down in comfort at night,
not being anxious whether wake in this
world or in another
EEL is stated that a company of cap
italists has been formed for the manufac-
turing coats, pantaloons, &C., complete,
without seams. The factory is to be To-
Gated on Staten Island.
@-Punch says that Adam had one
great advantage over all other married
couples--an advantage which has been
lost at us with Paradise-''he had no
Mother in -laww
@"If conversation be an art, like
planting, sculpture and literature, it owes
tsmost powerful charm to nature; and the
least shade of formality or artiice destroys
the effect of the best collection of words.
"A number of letters, written by
Gibbon, the infdel historian, to his aunt
have recently been found, in which he ex-
presses the earnest conviction of his heart,
that religion is the best guide of youth and
the best comfort of cid age.
@An Irishman who was once on
journey, said he never liked to see tables
full of books and newspapers where he
stopped over night, "for," said he, "I
can never find any mlieAy at such places. a"
"A shrude inference.
GEThe Panama Railroad is now so
ar completed as to allow the cars to run to
Obispe, 19 miles from Panama. The
ransit of the 1sthmus is easily made in one
lay, the road from Obispe to Panama be-
ng in fine travelling condition.
@The rumor that Smith O'Brien had
escaped from Australia proves to be incor
'ect. He has written to his family under
late of October 1st, declaring he had no
Intention of escaping, and that he had re-
,eived ticket of absence for six months
@Mr. Stokes gave notice of intro
iuclng bill for the better protection of
heep.--Leyislative Reports. =. .
What better protection can sheep have
han now, for "God tempers the wind to
he shorn lamb. - Cleveland Herald.
EIAn aged gentleman of Salem in
orms the Bay State that in 1894 shin
vas launched in that place, Dec. 25th,
nd that the weather was so warm on that
ay that numerous persons went into the
water to bathe, as in the summer season
rhe weatherwas remarkably fine through
ut the whole of that season.
GS"Whiskeretts" is the name of the
little John cow-catchers" that the ladies
year on their checks in the place "where
vhlskers ougth to grow" They are form
ID by drawing down little tuft of hair
rom the temple, and curling up in the
hape OF a rams horn or little pigs tail
With an extra kink in it.
wA A western Justice of the Peace or
Tered witness to ''come up and be
worn" He was informed that the per-
on was deaf and dumb. ~ don't care
aid the justice passionately, "whether he
or not-here is the Constitution of the
United States before me. 1t guarantees
q every man tho rifrbt of