The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1854-05-25
VARIETY OF ALL KINDS.

door.
EgT The latest labor saving machine
is one for sowing wild oats.
Eg-A New York editor, finding cab
bage seed in aletter received from broth
er quill, wants to know if his correspond
ent has the habit of scratching his head
while writing.
w' Sealed proposals" as the chap
said when he kissed his sweetheart
~M More persons fall out concerning
the right road to Heaven, than ever get to
the end of their journey.
~Death is a black camel, which
kneels at the gates of all.-Orientdl Mar-
I'm.
~ Without rich heart wealth is an
ugly beggar
@Suspense has been called the tooth
ache of the mind
wTo despond at difficulty, discovers
want of stability. To despair at danger,
want Of courage.
~P Passion may not unity be termed
the mob of the man that commits riot on
his reason.-Penn.
RNI 1t is one of the worst errors 10 sup
pose that there is any other path OF safety
except that of duty.--Nevins.
~Envy feeds upon the living; after
death it ceases then, every mans we'll
earned honors defend him against calum-
ny O0id.
~We seldom find people ungrateful
so long as we are in condition to render
them service-La Rochgoucauld.
~You can receive favors only from
the generous; and to be plain with you
there are few who are generous that are
not poor.-Fiezding.
~As frost to the bud, as blight to th'
blossom, even such is self-interest tt
friendship; for confidence cannot dwell
where selfshnessis is porter at the gate.
~-He that hath trade, hath an es
tate; and he that hath calling, hath ;
place of honor and profit. A ploughmal
on his legs is higher than a gentleman Oh
his knees.-Franklin.
w Consolation indiscretely presses up
on us, when we are suffering under atfllc
ton, only serves to increase our pain, an<
to render our grief more poignant.--Rous
seou.
~Nothing can be called our own, bu
death; and that small model of the barre
earth, which serves as paste and cover t
our bones Shakespeare.
EWThat is the true season of love
when we believe that we alone can love
that no one could ever have loved so be
fore us, and that none will love in th
same way after us.-G"ethe.
Eg-Jestand earnest-man' smere spor
and woman's faith-woman's folly an
mans despair-God knows how ofte
such contrasts exist in the world.>-Head Q
the Family.
EN- Truth will ever be unpalatable t
those who are determined not to relin
quish error, but never gives offence to tn
honest and well-meaning.
SEAsoNABLE DEL1CACIEs.--Among cal
go of army comforts that lately reache
Constantinople, from England, were 70
wooden legs
@- "Free bottoms make free goods,
as the thief said when he was kicked OF
of dry goods store, with roll of Gallo
under his arm
~ The Madison Journal contains a
account of an old lady who gave birth
a child at "a years of age. The editor
the Journals responsible for it (the ST.
ry).
Eg The Detroit City mills are payin
81 rs bushel for wheat and chargin
SO 25 barrel for -four
~ Modern law may be divided In
three parts--supposition, proof and den
j, al. supposition is nothing; proof is ne;
to impossible; and to deny everything
the main point.
@ A New York paper says that OF
of the most troublesome consequences
the break in the Croton dam is, the dim
mutton of the supply of milk.
r ~ In a certain town in the We
i there was but one birth during the pa
t year. This may be called a case of sol
: tary confinement.
~ A man can 60 along without at
E vertising, and SO can a wagon witho'
!, grsasing, but it goes hard.
Ew- A rash and somewhat deludt
young man has threatened to apply Il
: Maine Law to his sweet heart, she intox
: Gates him so.
: N 1t is mistake to think that mi
can be sold as cheaply in winter, whs
the streams are frozen, as in summer.
LAWS OF OHIO.