The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1854-08-16
WOMAN.
Scene in a Printing Office.

Here. You Mr.! Did you print that pa
per-
'Why-a-yes. perhaps. When then?'
How came you for to go for to put in
that lie about my aunt? ...
.'Pray point it out
'Here It's, reads i warn all persons
against harborng my wife Dorothy--as she
has behaved in very unbecoming manner,
&c. Now what do you mean by printing
such libelous stuff; eh?'
%, know nothing about your aunt Der.
othy. You must settle the matter with your
uncle Ruhab, who signs the notice.
Il must, must |? Nell, I'll see about it.
Il say Mr.. Editor why don't you blow up
that nuisance that lies here in the street un,
der your nose forever|
Can | get you to advertise lot of things
I've got to se?'
'0h yes-is the advertisement readyP
'No--can't YOU write it for me? III tell
you what they are. Though come to think
of il, | must go and see if they are all there.
You can wait supposed
'Ehe paper is nearly ready for press
well I'll be back in an hour or two
What the old HArry's the reason you
don't send my pape:?'
Its the carriers fault-and his name is
Peter--not Harry
But if he don't stop and leave it next
time, l will-that's ALL
'Oh, don't-the error shall be corrected.
you didn't report my sloop, Mister
The sloop Kettle Bottom, from Clam Har-
Dor, Captain Rakes. with cargo of quaw-
hogs arrived last Sunday
'That was after the last paper was print
ed.'
'But you might have got it in, for we laid
Oft and on while twenty-iour hours
o, yes, We might: but you should have
got in first
please let me look at your fIes-say
about twelve or eighteen months back. |
want to find when old Mrs. Colt died, and
who settled her estate .
BY all means. There they are. Sit
down.
But you've got better eye.sight than /
have. Just look 'em over for me- 1t won't
take more than an hour or So You see
never knew she was dead, you know--and
expect some OF nef property.
Then you should have taken the papers,
WELL now and then borrow one at the
next door, to send off to cousin Malachi
and that answers my turn
you must stop my paper after to-day
have so much to do that can spare no
time 10 read it,
Discontinue my paper if you please from
this date. Times are SO dull that must re-
trench. Sixpence week comes TO whole
dollar in three months
stop sending our paper--Father's gone
to the Sou West Indias, and mother writes
him all the news
Don't send any papers to Peter Peluski
pin the country
But who pays his bill? He is four years
in arrears
well, can't help it. You'd better write
to him again. Maybe he'll pay if he can.
'That name in the Marriage last week
wasn't spelt right. 1t should have been
Mehitable, not Mehitibel. Just alter it next
week. ea
'O--to be sure. If we hit belle, we'll
apologize
Mr.. Prin'er-My great Uncle died three
weeks ago and you never noticed it,
How could / record the event without
being furnished with the necessary particu.
lars? ,,.
But thought you knew everythingy
'This knew, that his stipgy heir would
have sent the requisite information 20 the
office, had he been aware that such notices
were published gratis.
win there be warp
4 guess not.
Can | have some tandbills struck off? ]
have brought on collection Of wax figures
Es large ss life. The witch Of Endor
KiEg Richard with crooked shin, and all
the other great men. Please make out a
flaming sheet, about two feet long. and full
Of print Whatll be The damage?
sohl abomlha6le! Why | never give but
iBister-boihcr wadgt you to give her a
aspOodful Of prriHnteFrsiiR ink 70 put Oh ring
.Jast call onthe apprentice in the print
ing ofiice--he'll give you some'
What Jib Colds, ia tIiere2'
Yes, Yes. But first step into the back
yard and blQw your brains oqt--then go tc
the-----., a8
E1~sT wonder what makes my eyes sc
weak" said loafer to q gentleman. aWhy
they are ia q weak place." returned the