Muscatine journal. [volume] (Bloomington, Iowa) 1849-185?, 1854-01-13
Humorous.


When is q caair like lady. drs,s2 When it
10 s1t-in. go sytsr
-Somebody asts VIA. is more s0le-harrowing
than rcgs in one, boots!
-coNDUcToR's il KE.--A great imprCv sment has
been made upon the Camden and Amboy Railroad
limo By pcftceatng all around the cars, which pre-
vents the duet from rising and annoying the rassen
gsrs. You may travel in these in your best
Sunday-go-to meeting clothes. A Freedman travel
ing the other line b, way of Brunswick, which is
Uncls Sans line, asked the conductor:
"What for you no we the petticoat on zis line!"
can't 81" answered he; "th's is mail ne''
-At hotel, short time since, girl liz uired
Of gentlemen at the table if bis cup was out.
"No," said he, "but my cofte is.'
The poor girl was con,d, raby confused, but deter
mined to pay lin in his own coin.
While at dinner the stage drove up, and several
coming in, the gentleman asks':
"Does the stsge dino hcre?'
ono. sir" exclaimed the girl, in sarcastic tone
"bssthe passengers do. -
-WRoSG sPzLLEG.-Not Icing since, gentle
man, then choriser of certain choir in Vermont
wrsts TO certain psblisher in Boston, for copy Of
that popular singing book entitled the "Ancien
Tyre. In his Communication be used the following
--"Psoess send the Ancient Liar, wsll bound"
tbs Publisher, in answer to his request, replied:
any dear sir-I co not doubt but the Dera hal
bssu and still is in Baton, but it will be difficult t.
comply with your request for the reason that ,sor
iLneacs isso strongly in his favor that it will be i'm
possible 10 bind him."
-aMay IL please the Court, said Yankee law
haRo Ak
eess Of the greatestimper.ancs. While the American
eagle, whose sIeepes eye watches ever the welfare of
thispighty Republic, and whose wings extend from
the AfIeghanies to the rocky chain u the West wa
Njsicins Ia his pride of place
AShtcp dare shto2, say, vot has dis auit to d
NIT saales1 Dis has nothin to do NIT do wild bird
1t ish ron sheep exclaimed the Justice.
sTrue, your Honor, but my client has rights
"Your client has no right to de eagle!"
'0f course not, but the laws of language
"What sares Tor de laws of do language. oh?
undesnd Dc laws of de State and dar is enough fol
msn &C maas ysar talk to de- cssa."
Msi, then, my client, tae defendant in this casa
10 changed with stealing sheep, and
sDaA Win do! dat will DO! Your CLIENT charged
nitshtsaling sheep, jast nine shin. D. Curt
win Adjourn. W.
A BsAurlruL' PonE."-The following highly 70.
nsntie and excellent "rome" We taxa from the San
Diego (Cal Herald. 1t IL perfec. gem ; and any
masslvelnan OF little 10y wlo can Rad it ulmoved,
houd b. ret down as belonging to tho family Of The
aHarda.', sss,
4. THE LEGEND OF HEISz voS STEIN.
aOut from tho wild dark forest
R4ae the terrible Heinz Won Stein;
He paused at the door OF tavern,
Asd ased at the swinging sign.
Then be sat him.elf down in a c,rper,
Add erowled for bottle OF vine;
up came, with fask and a corkscrsw,
maiden Of beauty divine!
Then be sighed, with deep love longing,
A4dsyid, 4 Ga, dAmsel mine,
Suppose you just give few kisses
10 the vAiorous Ritter Won Stsin.,'
Bat dhsensssrsi ~the kissing business
JsnotAteil IA mine line, 1871 M
And Jnfoy i shall not begin 1t
% copntenanes ug'y q thine.'' ar
sashs Knight ~ exssedinely angry.
49, hoeuUcd; tOtk osases and ine,
sAM91s oked hr What vas the swindls
s&DA6 Sur and nsssy vine!
SQ46ls&dly Ia tode to his castle,
AHGU& HmoeH DOWN 10 dine, -a4 h ~
N9Wab he 1aarful legend "a
W0Aulhb 2eips Won etsinf saissas -
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