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EVERY KIND OF HUMOR,

From the worst Scrofula d,,wn To common Pimpie
tie has tried it in eleven hundred cases, and neve
failed except in two cases, (bcih thunder hum"r He ha,
IN his possession two bundled certificates If
valur, all within twenty miles of Boston.
Two bottles are warranted 10 nursing sore mouth
One to three bottles will cure the kind Of PIN
piles on tie face.
Tws,othree hot'es will elrar the system of biies
Two battles are warranted the worst canker in
the mouth and stomach.
Three five bottles are warranted 10 cure the woys
kind Of erysipelas,
oneh two bottles warranted to cure all humor in
the eyes.
Two bottles warranted to cure running Of the ear,
ana bl'tches among til nair.
Four Ia six bottles are warranted 10 cure cprunt
running ulcers. ~
One BEETLE will cure scaly eruption of the skin
NV" To three bottles warranted Ia the most es
perate Case Of rheumatism
Two bottles are warranted to cure the wors, case nj
iDgworm
Three to four bottles warranted TO cure salt rbeum
Five to eight bottles will the Of scroa
benefit is always experienced from The first hottie and
taken s'""''' =
In the vicinity If Boston know The eftc els of il in ey.
cry case So sure water will exlinguish fire. so sure
WIZ inns cure hanar never sold bntle Of but tina,
polite sold ahDher after trial il always speaks fur H.
self There two things about this herb that appear IA
me snrnrsngirst that Crews in onr pastures In come
places quite lentya yet value been known
uniii discovered II In 5i6 secand. that 1t should cure
all Kinds Of humor have given t childrena year did
up 10 old men Of sixty fum the holiest woman in Bos
n up 10 Inc belle u pomatu, and m all cases the cure
certain. Nochange Of diet is ever necessarya the
best you eau get -
Mr. Kennedy gives personal attendance in bad ca.os II
Price $500. Manu- fac,uced BY Donald Kennedy 100
rren street, Rosbury. For sale By SxtrH 4 PIrncr
Son'rler, W General Agents for Vermont. Sold by
Richmond, Orrs French Barre. A. R. Aiasworth, VII
'ianstnwn Wallace 4 nickey, West Topsham.
Apassn,. 'sn. made 70 those who bas . ssl again
~ agents, VIII pieae send n ihnir orders. Ions
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1854-06-08

A Farmer going to get his grist ground at
mill, borrowed bag Of one OF his neigh
boss The poor man was knocked under the
water-wheel, and the bag with him.
He was drowned; and when the melan-
choly news was brought to his wife, she ex-
claimed,
my gracious! what fuss therell be
about that bagF
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1854-06-08
10 Farmers e. yVool-GroWer.

engaged in renting sheep than heretofore by The
nse OF DMIcKs COMPOUND on OR SHEEP CoATiNo. TINS
is IN article that has called forth much labor and study
and has been we'll brore being crred the public
such Rn ariiclt long been needed 1t is composed oil
hite+n dfetn ingredients based on Chemical anity
| and eomhiu at,cr,
The ba eftS fr, M its use nre AS folIows
LIST. The fleece H. from ID to III. heavier per head as
il Is OF that invig,ate the skim causing mere
rapid gtowlh of wool and preventative from the
wool becoming harsh and dry which Is often the case
with fine wunl sheep.
2na IL sirpy The Ticks and Vermin r'Iat infes sheep
keening Flies ffolu annoying hem.
3D. Apply immediately after shearing il prevents the
Sun from burning scaldne The animal thousands
If sheep injured from this aud good growth OF wool
| retarded
4th II protects them from storms it is of such ma
TUT that snrhis will not penetrate the fleece.
9Th. II is far the SCab, aud all infectious
81 diseases Of the sheep Here. then is the great de
sideraium nj the Farmer engaged III sheep and Wool
TEsLMnNIALs.
This is certify that have used Dimcks Compound
Oil" and am satisfied from my experience that It Is
all the Poprieors recommend il to be. 1t ise great de
sdeatum OF the Farmer in raising steep and growing
wool. col JOHN BREWER,
Sept. Is, 1853. SUPERIOR, Washtenaw 20. Mich.
have used Dim cks Compound OPP this season on y
flock # sheep aud that the result las been to the
highest siacton, and that never saw net sheep or
better Hetces than at at present, ana that the 0ponnd
Oh is Invaluable 10 the wo"l grower. l.. kiMMlL.
sept. 49, 1853. Superior, Wa htenaw Co. Mich.
This Article will be furnished with without color at
Two DolnIs prr Gallon, gallon will coat from fifty IT,
sixty sheep As the subscriber can only fuinish limited
d1lnt of otdes the present Spring, those wanting should
order nj an early day lo he accommodated.
All communicate enquiries aud orders, directed 10
JAcos Sc"Tr, Montpelier, VI. VIII be promptly attended tn
The oil is put up in jugs kegs o, barrels and forwarded
with directions for Il, all paris Wnerr ordered.
MontpuIier April g. 1894. JACOB SCOTT, Agt.
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A Dutchman, in describing span Of horses
which he had lost. said - Dey vas very
mooch alike, specially de off one. One looks
10 mooch like both / could not tell fodder
from which, when / went after de one
always cotched de oder, an | whipped de one
most dead 'kase de oder kicked at me-
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1A AYERS
80 PILLS.
FOB ALL THE PURPOSES oYA
FAMILY PHYSIC.
FOR ALL THE PURPOSES oYA

THERR has long existed public demand for an
effective purgative pill which could be relied on a.
sure and perfectly safe in its operation. This has
been prepared to meet that demand, and an exteu
sive trial of its virtues has conclusivey shown with
what success it accompshes the purpose designed.
1t is easy to make physical piH but not EASY 10
make the best of all pills one which should have
none of the ohjections but all the sdvsntaras of
every other. This has been attempted here ana
with what success we would respectfully submit TO
the public decision. It has been unfortunate for
the patient hitherto that almost every pureatiye
medicine is acrimonious and irritating to the bow
els. This is not. Many Of them produce SO much
gripping pain and revulsion in the system as to more
than runterbalance the good 70 be derived from
them. These pills produce no irritation or pain,
unless it arise from previously existing obstruc-
ton or arrangement in the bowels ReinR purely
vegetable, no harm can arise from their use In any
quantity but it is better that any medicine should
be taken judiciously. Minute directions for their
use in the several diseases to which they are an.
plicable are gwen on the box. Among the COM
plants which have been speedily cured by them, we
may mention Liver Complaint, in its various forms
OF Jaundice, Indigestion, Languor and Loss Of APP
petite, Lstlessness, lrritabiity, Bilious Headache
Bilious Fever, Fever ard Ague, Pain in the Side
and Loins for, in TRUTH all these are but the con-
sequence of diseased action in the liver. As an
aperient, they afford prompt and sure relief in Cos.
tveness Piles, Colo, Dysentery, Humors, Scroll
ula and Scurvy, Colds with soreness of the body
Ulcers and impurity Of the blood; in short, any
and every case where purgative is required.
They have also produced some singularly sue
eessfui cures in Rheumatism, Govt Dropsy, Gravel,
Erysipelas, Palpitaton Of the Heart, Pains in the
Back, Stomach, and Side. They should be freely
taken in the spring Of the year, to purify the blood
and prepare the system for the change Of seasons.
An occasional dose stimulates the stomach and
bowels into healthy action. and restores the appe-
tte and vigor. They purify the blood, and, by their
stimulant action on the circulatory system, reno
vate the strength of the body, and restore the
wasted or diseased energies of the whole organism.
Hence an occasional dose is advantageous, even
though no serious arrangement exists; but IN
necessary dosing should never DO carried too far,
as every purgative medicine reduces the strength,
when taken to excess The thousand cases in Mich
physic required cannot be enumerated here, but
they suggest themselves to the reason Of every
body; and it is confidently believed this pill will
answer better purpose than any thing which has
hitherto been available to mankind. When their
virtues are once known, the public will no longer
doubt what remedy to employ when in need Of
cathartic medicine.
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Darietp.

Not long since, an Eastern man. while on
bis way to Boston, was stopped on the high.
way by a robber, and requested to hand over
bis money, or have his brains blown out
co. said the traveller, quietly, blow away
blow away it's better to go to Boston without
brains than without money
A great many come without either, but
manage to get along better than those who
have both--by having plenty OF brass
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1854-06-08

Corn MEAL PuDDINe-B oihd Pour over
a quart Of corn meal sufficient boiling water
to scald it, stirring to mix Add half tea
cupfui OF sweet cream Tor cup OF milk )and
the same OF dried cherries, Or any ether fruit,
with little salt. When milk warm. stir in
cup!ul OF lively yeast-cover close and set
in u warm place to rise. When light, stir in
flour to make the batter quite stiff, and let it
rise again. Put it into pnading bag which
has been wrung from water, and its inside
busted with -four or meal to keepit from stick
ing. Boil from one and a half to two hours.
Serve with sweetened cream. -Four Or five
hours are necessary to prepare this dish.
ASorHER.-Pour over a quart of meal
barley sufficient water to scald it. Add a
cuptui Of buiteriniik and half IA cup of cream
with salt and salratus, (soda is always better)
to sweeten. Add -four till the batter is mod
erately stiif-iiuit as before. Boil two hours
and serve as above.-.Mthigan Farmer.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1854-06-08

Look there! exclaimed returned Irish
soldier, to gazing crowd, as he exhibited
with some pride his tall hat with bullet
hole in H. Look at that hole, will yea You
see that if it hat been a low hat, should
have been killed outrig int
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1854-06-08

SINGuLARITIEs OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
- Your language said learned foreign
phllologist, in speaking of English, lis the
most unphiloohphical, and yet the most prnc-
tiraf in the world We become iimiliar with
contradictory modes of expression, and do
not nolice them as do children anil foreigners.
When we sand the floor wecast sand upon it;
but when we dust the furniture, we remove
dust from it. When we pant the house, we
lay something on; but when we skim the OK,
we take something of We dress child by
our'nyjng it, and scale shad by r.moriug
that by which it is overlaid. If it be proper
to say, skin the OK, why is it not proper to
speak of w"o'tiny the sheep, instead Of shear-
ing it What would we think of u farmer
who should talk cf-eora,Hg or .errass,4s his
fields, OR applying his orchard; or if his wife
should speak of trathering her geese, or
baking her knives, or dirtine her clothes Z!
But we do that is which equally ridiculous
when we speak Of busting the furniture, skin
ming the OK, and scaling the fish, although
custom has sanctioned those modes OF express
sion, and Noah Webster recorded them in his
dictionary.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1854-06-08

A Do, TOR AS Is DocToR.--A country
physician was called upon to visit young
man afflicted with apoplexy. NJ. D. Bous
gazed long and hard, felt his pulse and pocket,
looked at bis tongue and his wife, and fiually
gave vent to the following sublime opinion;
X think he's gone Teller
MONO exclaimed the sorowing wife, do
not say that.
Yes returned Bolus, lifting up his hat
and eyes venward at the same time. Yes,
| do say SO here srn't no hope, not the
eastesr mite--ie's got ain attack OF nihil fit
Where 2 cried the startled wife.
In his lost fronts, and he can't be cured
without some trouble and great deal Of
.la'ns. You see his whole olaneiory system
is derangel; Justly, his yox popuii is ,ressen
on ms advaiorem; secondly, his eutacharpial
cutaneous has sweied considerably ii not
more; thirdly, and lastly, his solar ribs are
III concussed state, and he Amt any money.
consequently he is Doui.u 10 die.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1854-06-08

The PLow oUPERsEpEo.-At a recent meet
ing of the Farmers Club of the American
Institute, Pro. Mapes, OF New Jersey, intro
duced a working model OF Gibbs Rotary
Digging machine" stating at the same time
that he prof NJ. had worked the first rough
machine constructed, and had come to the
conclusion that it will do more than three
times as much work as pillow, and more than
three times as well, with the same team. The
operation of the machine is described as 'slike
"orking over the soil, and will work three
'ieet wide and fifteen incoes deep with one
"pair Of oxen, rendering the land more pull
weren't than a dozen p'owiugs." The repn-
tation Of Prot. Mapes is sufficient g,,aragtee
that he would not SO highly recommend This
new digging machine unless it had the merit
he claims Tor it, 1t will be an invaluable ad-
dition to our farm tools and implements, and
or most purposes viii supersele and take the
place Of the old fashioned pow. The i'm
provements now in the course of introduction
into agriculture, must with the consequent
cheapcnlng Of tde cost Of production, mate
rally reduce the prices Of all kinds OF pro.
visions.
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piihics much sH that originally compounded these
Pills expressly To suit ynmr climate hab s:tuons,
aud Of living intending to Establish my elf
York. THOMAS HOLLOWAY,
80 Cor er If Ann and Nassau Streets, NJ Y
Purfcation Of The Blood, aad LlUer gnd Bilious
4somp'nfnt&
The Citizens Of the Uni"n suffer much from disorders of
ihH Liver aud Siemc scarcely nny are free from the ill.,
hnence "f h-se destructive malades hence lite wears
test. The fair sex, perhaps the mast handsome IN the
world, up to certain period when, distressing to say,
can, Loose their teeth and good locks white yet in the
lie, day of r such sad evils may be crctuay emrded
continually keeping ihr hood pure anr HE Live aid
hioacl in HEALTHY actiun when life will flow smooth
" aud resemble plants in f"ngcn al cilns where an
eternal 50 Ing arp ars IL AS il regards the peser
vaton he human fame, ana The duration OF HE muc.
may be eff eted, and say euc'sy, that health aud life
be pr'"ugrd for many years heyofd their ordnay
limits If tiolloway's Pills taken t" purity the blood
acrrrnng TO the miles laid down for htalih aimed IN
thu directions which accompany each hox
Il Cass of Heakntsg and Debility Of Ten Years
handing, Cursd by Hoioicay's Pills.
Copy ofa Leiei from Capt Jnnn 1obns0n Aston House,
New York dated Janngrs 9Th, 1854.
To PROFESSOR HOLLOWAY 81, Nnrnl f Anh and Nassau
sii~I> :--Sr,-t Is Nh lin N ST heartfelt praS
ure have To inform you that have been rest red 10 hsa In
AID tsrne by taxing your Pills. For The ten y, avs
sun r-d fr,.n derargru.en IT the Liver aud Stomach
aud wa, reduced ~ such an extremity that ieave up my
slip, never expecting IL 81 10 any mote, as had tried
every remedy that recommended 10 me- but all To
purpose aud hid gwen myself up 10 deIpiT, when
al last recommended totake your Fills Aci using Them
ftrthree mnnihs, the result is that in better
health than have heen for eleven years past, aud indeed
well is ever wds IN my life. You are quite at Liberty
10 make this known for III" benefit of others.
remain, Sir, yours respectfully,
(Senea) JOHN JOHNSON.
Thesa celebi ated fs wonderfully eicacious in the
following Comila
Ague, grysipeias Retention Of Urine
Asthma, Female lrregu.ari Scruhla, or Kings
Bilious Complaints ties Evil
Biuclus On the Fevers Of all kinds Stone and Gravel
skin GDut Secondary symn.
Bowel Complaints Head ache toms
Constipation oithe Indigestion venepal affections
Ruwels Janndicc Worms Ofall kinds
Debility Liver Complaints Weakness, frcm
Dropsy Piles Whatever cause.
Sold at the Establishment of Professor Holloway. 80
Cornner Of Anu and Nassau Streets New York alsp by
all respectable Druggists and Dealers in Medicines through
ont the United States, in Boxes 81 cents 81 cents,
81 so cents each To b. had Wholesale If the princl
pal Drug Houses In the Unun. For sale in Montpelier by
FRED Il. Smith.
There considerable saving by taking the larger sizes
N. R-Drections for the guidance of Patients In every
disorder are aft xed to each Box. 3ieOply
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wORTHY OF NOTJCE.

UsHlkIH YEARS OF Unprecedented
!.
popularity and sale ofthe Vegetable
M ~ Pulmonary BaIsam has satisfactorily
M8KasT.t IP'oved TO be the most reliable remedy
~ Pm SIT for coughs, colds constipation, ann all
Exxb3 dis-as. {. the lungs, threat aud chest.
- rtSas IN cnnfrmR,n of The abnve, We have
ee.roh The pirp-pIe I" snbmit tile following
"A o. y ess.i convincing ev.ence:
| a ETsss, August Ist 1853.
| EA -. 'BsS GEslLEmEx:-W the undersigned
zsa>-S W haesae Druggists having for mBny
wears sold your regtabe Pulmonary Balsam happy
BEAR testimony toiis great efficacy in The relief and Of
Pulmonary complaints we kno" Of M medicine winch
has susaned high reputation Ter long
term Of wears whioh My dlsaponts the
| able expectations of those who use it.
0rrwrrs Stevens, Il Gushing, Boston Mass--B. A. Fab
nosnck. Hull & ca, New Ytrk Ghy-Alleu & Co Gin
cinnati O--i'atnaId. Admins Co.. ~ Louis, NJ" t'ari
ton & iuvey. Lowell, Mass-F scamm"n Co. Chicago,
| Co. Buffalo, Y.-J.L Thompson L. Co Troy, "
| j uu,son Quebec G. E-W. +. Baird eedsock, n. B.
Bas Son ana"s n o. Speay H
nashua N Hand many Others uf the oldest and most
spectacle Druggists Apohfcaries in the United states
anu "''''' Certificate of Otis Peck, Esq.
| BARRc, Vermont Feb. 2ist, 1874
1t isnow about twenty years since irt used the Veg
etable Pulmonary Balsam iS my family. since thai tine
has my practice keep supply of the article by HE
for use my family which Is large and o' the ben
eft IT nv friends have uniformly innnd II 10 he very
valuable effcacinus medicine; and mink thai by using
seasoanbly TOR the plants for which II Is recommend
ed often prevented the disease from taking mrre
serious form. In instance rccOmnIt ndd it L. my
brber who resides ia the State # New York, who
dangerously i'll with complaint Of the lungs hr has since
written TO me for more, having found nehng which gave
him az mach relief OTIS PECK
In conn cton with our old so cent article ru
up 81 size in large square hciss ith rich enamerd blue
wrappers gilt directions, and fac smile of VIM. .on'i
Curlei containing nearly four lines the quantity Of th'
smaller size.
Nv Beware OF Counterfeits and limitations
such as CARRIES COMPOUND FuIMonARr BALshM and al
others in part bearing The Enquire for the article
by its whole name,
vegetable Pulmonary RaIsam,''
and see that has the f snile Of Wn J0r'N rUrLEi
upon the outside wrappers Each hottie and seal stamp
ed " Vegetable Pulmonary RaIsam."
Prepared by REED, CUTLER IL CO., Importers ant
Wholesale Dealers in MEDfcIrEs PAINTS, CHEMICALS ant
psn SruFrs 33 india street, Boson, and sold by Drug
gistr Apnthecnres and County Merchants renr,,Iy-
For particulars and recommendations pr niphet
com anying each bottle. Price, large size, $40; small
size so cents. Sold in Montpelier by SMITH FIERCE
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ID o { t =.

Nh. .sr,bs deed Of the Nebraska vote" bill which VIII
the nation creed Of woes, gives an interest TO these In
-.-,......- a...hhnl stanzaa.
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PREPARED BY
A YER'S
CHERRY PICTORIAL,
For the rapid Cure OF
COUGHS, COLDS, MOARSENESS,
BRONCHITIS, WHOOPING-COUGH,
GROUP, ASTHMA, AND
... CONSUMPTION,

TINS remedy has won for itself such notoristy
from its cures Of every variety Of pulmonary disease.
that it is entirely unnecessary to recount the ev
dences Of its virtues in any community where II
has been employed. So wide is the field Of its use
fnlness, and so numerous the cases of its cures,
that almost every section of the country abounds
In persons publicly known. who have been restored
from alarming and even desperate diseases Of the
lungs by its use. When once tried its superiority
over every other medicine of its kind is too appar-
ent to escape observation and where its virtues are
known, the public no longer hesitate what antdote
to employ for the distressing and dangerous afsc-
tons Of the pulmonary organs which are incident
to our climate. And not only in formidable at
tacks upon the lungs but for the milder varieties
Of COLDS, CouGHs, HoARsENEss, &c.; and for
CHILDREN it the pleasantest and safest medicine
that can be obtained.
As 1t has long been in constant use throughout
this section, we need not do more than assure the
people its quality is kept up to the best that it ever
has been, and that the genuine article is sold by
r. u, ,:uhI, .ttt O thr- ..e .'. ryIer.
theodore Peck, wholesale agent, Northern Vermont Re
allied by druggists everywhere. Sold, also, ~ Fred T.
smh Narfhf, Id, Vermont.
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At the Head o. state street

M Af he fund o,. Of the best ~ sodments OF READY
IA IA MADE CLOTHING ever effered in Montpelier
We can slit amy or boyon Coat, Pants or Vest
and ut Price thai drhes all competition
. FRENCH Il SCRIDNhR.
Montpelier, May 9th, 1854.
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THE HAsHEEsH..
ny JOHN O. WHITTIER.

Iously truthful stanzas
THE HAsHEEsH.a
~ JOHN @. WHITTIER.
OF all the Orient lands can vaunt
OF marvels. with our own competing,
The strangest is the Hashessh plant,
And what will follow on its eating.
What visions to the faster rise,
OF Dervish OF Of Almeh dances,
OF Eblis or Of Paradise,
Set all aglow with Houri glances.
Tne Molsh and the Christian dog
Clap the same pipe beneath their noses
The Muezzin climbs the synagogue,
TheRsbbi shakes his head at Moses
Tho Arab by his desert WE'LL
Sits choosing from some Csliph's daughters,
And hears his single cameps bell
Sound welcome to his legal quarters.
Tide Koran-reader makes complaint,
OF shitan dancing on and of it;
The robbcr offers aims the saint
Drinks tokay and blasphemes the prophet
Sach scenes that Eastern plant awakes,
Ert we nave one ordained to beat 1t
The Hasheesh Of the West, that makes
Or fools, or knaves, Of all who eat 1t.
It makes the merchant class with ware,
And other stock In trade, his fellow sinners
And factory lords, with equal care,
Regard their splndles and their spinners.
The preacher eats, and straight appears
The Bible In new translation;
It's angels, negro overseers.
And Heaven Itself q snug plantation.
Dor seraph sonss he takes the bark
A bay Of blood-hounds northward setting;
The planter for patriarch,
With servants Of his own bcgetting.
The noisest Democrat, with ease,
Tt turns to slavery's parish beadle;
The shrewdest statesman eats, and secs
Due southwark point the polar needle
The man Of peace, about whose dreams
The sweet millennial angels cluster,
Tastes the mad weed, and plots and schemes
noisy Cuban fllibuster!
The Judge partakes, and sits ere long
Upon his bench railing backyard;
Declares, off hand, that right is wrong,
And reads the ten commandments backward
Oh, potent plant! so rare Taste
Has never Turk or Genteo gotten;
The hempen Hasheesh of the East,
Is powerless to our Western Cotton