Columbia gazette., 1854-02-18


author, that most Of the gentlemen nam
ed therein, have seen the same, and do
not object to its publication:
For The Columbia Gazette.
SLuMcuLLIoN BAR, BLUE cULcH,
Kala. Feb. 9th, 1884.
Ma. EDITOR:
H. ''Zeb, it semes then that
We mlst 20 ovir tu Sonory agin; heres
anuther bundle of lettirs, ,::lefts by Mug
gins, from the bois in the sitty; it ap-
percs that, that tarnal fuss is kept up
: yit,-Banker Pete wants me to KUN
ovir rite ava, so does the Doctur and
Mayer tn, tu settle thare difhkulti, PLACE
on .ich wurk l wish the dickens had
awl of them" Here Ich thru doun the
letters with vexashun, and commensd
rippin and shakin his he'd with CRATE
cmoshun. "be kool. Tch," sed, "dont
talk that wa, publik matters require
mani hcd.; now don't WI no that it is a
mark of krcdit tn yu; lets go rite oph,
and KEEP the bois ont on this konfoundd
diffikulti.' evil, lets be oph then,
KUN along" scd he, taking up his hat
and whistlin for Towser, We then went
evir tn the sitty and put up at the Pla-
Ser Hotel, it was soon noised abowt that
We had ariv, and evribody kun pushin
together tn se-us and tn pa thare res
p-kts. The fire kompanis turna out tn
reseye ia, so did the Sonory Mountin
Cards under the gallant Lewtencnt Pur-
dy. after much checrin, we went down
with the Editor tn his ofIiis with the
Mayer with us. as We passed the sity
hotel, tha fired kannon tn our honor.
The Doc.ur had bone tu pick with lch.
and scd he, Tch, I tel VII what it is, I
hav evir follcrd a stratefnward koursc,
f'Irmli mantanein the prin-ipuls of Dem
okrssi and advokatin the rites Of the pc
pie, and for this devoshun hav ben cx-
persed hi cviribodi, and VII hak them in
It," 81 sa it amt so" scd Ich, rising tu
his fete. 81 80 it amt so, what do yu
a..n- be ta'kin that wa do WI spose
that the pcplc are that ignorant and un-
,asnncrli as tn sa what tina do without
lsvse: look at vowr paper; it has kom
promisl its posishun, bi advokatin elk
,a-snrs under the csrh oy Dcmokrasi =
aud morovir it sails that ov the mind of
tho r-p-l which aint so respekt, Doc
:,r. ,ekt the voise OF the pepcl, thare
juig mt should be preferd tu ycwrs
lad WI nevir givin ockashun, nnthin
would h.v ben s-d about WI, SO dri up
on that pint" here the Doctur lookt
3 .aggirs ~ Tch, and ses he, "Ich welc
settle oar lifferen- hi reglar se'tu,"
agreed sed lch, so tha drupt thure
: }ats and pitcht intu ech other like two
farce ka'amoun's, down ths went and
1sh on top, and WAS fist fxin things rite,
when Kernsl Varlrw ran up and tux Ich
Ii the slak tu pul him oph, at this, Tow
ser, ,euSibul dog, sprang and kaut Var
lew bi the slack and began to shake
most orfulli: [ then tux 'rowscr i the
tale tn jerk him ava for knu that he
wood make wretchid work in Il minnit;
here julv Lane kawt holt ov MI kote
fsle, AMI kncstable Sam kawt holt ov
.hs judg's knte tale, Alf Wisdim then
ran in and fastened onto Saols kotc tale;
All had on shepe she-e tale kote with
two shiney hu.tins on tho end ov ech
prong; two Jews then run up and ech
TUX prong, and then We awl puld tu-
xathir, and after pulin them intu the
strete and intu mud hole we got them
xpart, but Aif Jared worst tio; the pes
ky Jews had kompleiiy unkotid him,
ech maxim ava takin part with him
"ShHre cride Alf, as he bopt up and
ript: he then shot up the strere like i
rokkitt after the raskalii cristars. The
Doctur and Ich sat over agipst the uther
putin like two Missippi Stemers, tha
dat glancis at ech uther like litcnin
from two Dark klowds, and onli craitid
ssignal tn pith At it again, happili, Judg
Lane slept forward as mediatir and re-
sonsild them, so tina shook hands and
h-kum trends agin. The hui crowd
then went mp to the plasser hotel again,
where We found the grantees and sitty
Aldirnin plaing pominoes for sitty lots:
soon the cri ov ''uniarc pla" was rased
and then tha pitcht intu gineral fite,
and sich fte never sene befour, nor
ao won uoes row it wosd have cbdid
had not captin Treylor Of the hose Ko.
let the water I'll upon them, which he
did and the wa tha shattered was cav
shun tu ant Jensis kittin., at this TIA sed
Ich, and as tina had grudg aginst him,
tha jined hands and pitchr intu him, Ich
stood in the door and as tha kun up he
TUX them bi the nap and slak and passd
them intu the trete, where tina YIELD
like kiotise; Iewtenent Purdy then in
,erferd with the militari and restord or.
dir. The kandidats for sitty offisis now
got around 1ch in CRATE swarms, for tina
wantid his infuens, fer tha nu that he
was nifty popular. sich as were not on
good TURNS with him tride tu make up,
70 tia pattid Towser on the he'd and
kalld him good dog and so forth, but
Towser soon kut thare akquantace with
a big growl, and SO tina tridc tu seek
sum uther plan; so tha b-ot in two mu-
siek gals tu grind out fishers hornpipe,
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