Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1854-03-24

1GrWs never charge anything for cop
wing the carica;ures with which our old
and tried friend BAUM of the Union Times
occasionally amuses his intelligent readers
and humbugs the fools. "Col RuhIs pro-
phetic Calf''-"3, 500 Repudiators hurra-
ing for Charley Shrine" Starving out
Breymau's Ccw"-"3,O00 maj. against
Division" we're all pretty big stories, that
might have injured the reputation of any
body but john. Bat the following, from
the New Berlin Times of the 9ih lust. We
pronounce as finished specimen Of irony
as those acquainted with the true position
and prospects Of that quiet little "crow's
nest in the mountains" have read since the
days of Diedrich Knickerbocker. (We
emphasize few words which John dared
not do for fear Of exciting suspicion: ,
Gratifying Intelligence.
"Our predictions IN relation 10 the future
enterprise and prosperity of New Berlin, are
already upon the point Of realization. The
movement set on foot short time since, In
favor Of the erection Of an institution Of lear
ming a, thus place, under the auspices of the
Eyange!lcaltssocia has been unanimously
agreed upon By the West. Pa. Conference Of
,nat influential and numerous body, lately in
session al York, Pa. Toe enterprise is 10 be
undertakea as soon as the sum OF $4,000 has
been subscribed, which II IS thought will be
raised in a comparatively short time!
NJ in Penn ami pr
advantages for an Institution OF this KIND, or
winch is more justly oc.s6raied for its morality,
,nf,iigence and general health than \ B. The
cp,demcs and levers 50 prerG!ent all olong the
r.rer, are unknown 10 our place. Its scenery is
pleasant and pic,uresque-ahordng The high
eH delight! Our valley AEouSps ~ RICH
xINERALs, is as productive IN every respect
as Bufaio. &c. The town viii also uaosrg,
thorough re-pav,ng during the summer. Peuns
Greek, large and nGr!g gL5.e stream, passes
along the soutne rh part Of the town, possessing
extensive wafer power for manufacturing par
poses. Periecdy cea,faI in Its pouii3n as the
county seat. within about an hour's GJzpe of
L-wisburg. Mlfilnburg Selinsgrove, Freeburg,
Mlddlebary, Ccniervlie. Harlrton. &C. over
-oads IF nn,quailed p.rm1ne'icy ind elegance.
New Berlin can truly be rRouD of her many
advantages and tavorab bic locality!
NEW DerliD IL 10 Ge 4 u n ]
EMPORIUM OF TRADE N UNION COUN-
TX. The uerhGusti6is mineral resources OF
the neishbarhood-her isoS Mou~rAu~, here
fofore kn0,cn snamokin Ridge abonnding
In the richest depo>ltes Of Ore-her immense
Manufacturing Facilities, with ,cJter ropc-
superior 10 oil The ofher streams in the COunfv
rombined-a distance of but seren miles from
the Pennsylvania Canal, over a road perfciiy
SHOOTS ASD LEvEL-sitGated in the very heart
Of Dry Valley, which, in the language Of a
distinguished Iron Master, "Ihe smoke of her
Furnaces and Work Shops viii, before many
years. b!reken ke heue'is between Winfield
and l.ewistown,' a valley. extending in one
continuous and untrrksn line from one srtreme
md OF the county 10 the other-aRi coHMAxp-
Ixo, as il will shortly do, the greatest portion
of rHs GRAIN TaAsv, it is easy TO be seen that
the business capacity of The place is GREAT
BEYOND DISPUTE-,
That II do, John. You had better
retire to private life while your laurels are
50 very green. And if your Seminary
don't confer the degree Of V.BL upon you
first of ail-if those Fat iron-,nongers DO mt
erect you an iron monument, tall as Jacks
Mountair-and if that ''celebrateI' mo-
raj and enlightened people doa't give ycu
spspsiuD i,oa their abundsn. neans by