Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1854-03-02
- =
VARIETY.


tie Wilmington. (Del Herald who appears
tdknow all = bsut the matter, thus discougses
about kissing. OF course you must be taller
than tbefaiy you intend to kiss Take her
right hand 10 yours, aud draw her gently to-
wards youl Pass your le6Srm over her right
shoulder, diagenally down across her back
uhder her left arm, and press her to your.
b5ssm At. the same time she will throw
her head back, and you have nothing to do
bat lean little forward and press your lips
ID hers, and the thing is dome. Dent
make noise over II as if you were firing
percussion eaps, or trying the water-Oocks
% steam eng ne, nor bounce down upon il
like hungry hawk upon an innocent dove,
bat gently fold the dalasel in your arms,
without defanging the economy Of her tip-
pet or rafiie, and by sweet pressure upon
her mouth revel 10 the sweet tlissfdlness Of
your situation, without smaeking your lips
Oh itas you would over roast duck.
Be Careful nov You TALK-Two your z
ladies we're once singing duet in concert
room A stranger whs had heard better
performances, turned to his neighbOr, say.
ing
s.Doos not the lady il white sing wretch
edlyla,
"Excuse me, sir replied be, II : hardly
fcefat liberty to express my sentiments, be:
lag not impartial in the ease-it is my sis
ter
II beg your pardon. sir answered the
stranger in much confusion, 4 meant the Ia
j dy in bluel
"You are perfectly right, there replied
the neighbor; Il have often told her 50 my
self-she is my wife r
SrEAKIsa THE TRurH. People now a.day
cannot move peg without being accused o.
making war on the admiasstratien. There
was.rdeaf cid wonan mentioned the Pick
wick papers, who whenever sha saw any bus
u tic or commotion, always imagined that "tAt
kitchen chimney was on fire. Sc it is viii
the class Of politicians TO whom we alludo =
4 Nsthing can be done that il net an attack
on the administration,
The whole thing is trick and nsthina
Il else They use the influence of tho admin,
istration as the old Jews used the Sanctaa
ty-as refuge, . shelter, appreciation, 4 9
Senators, and members Of the House Of
Representatives,, acting under cath, cannot
elect an officer, committees eanHst report
proper aud necessary bills without being 40.
cased Of making war upon the administTa-
tisa = ITash Seatiael.
%. Ma didn't the minister say las,
!, Sunday, that the sparks few upwArdsl'
Yes, my dear, how came you to be think
ing Of itp
because. yesterday saw cousins Sally.
spark stagger- along the strickland fall down.
ward I.
Here, Bridget, pu, this child to bed ;.sh.
must be getting sleepy
SEwiNa MAcHIxEs-0ne Of that much
ahased and more bemoanea class Of females
who exec ous . scauty living BY stitching
paasalooas for two shillings pair procured
a sewing machine il New York lately, aud
in ! single day finished sixty pairs and earn
ed esa~dSllars.
EF1Do ysu believe in this table talking,
Matilda that there's such . fuss about 7"
'oA, DEAR mel why the other evening IA.
Die was asked heW old vas, and il raped
out forty1 Ridiculous; when I'm NOE three
aad t&enty till next March, l"
nrrhercis man living in Livingston,
MY b. the name Of Atherten, whs il Jan.
nary last, thrashed four hundred bushels Ct
wheat, three eeastahles and seven deputy
sheriHs Where's the medal
NJ An Irish correspondent in orsgsA
writes that the precious metSls are 80 scarce
/, cut that way that al the Eve dollar gold
pieces are made Of copper.
gz-A friead having one Of Colts large
sized revolvers in his hahd was asked, Ii
that Asrss pistol No was his4reply
,its3a colfs.'
-.DOesav, said an exquisite, 4 wan
yea 70 tell m what to put to my head &
maks il right
il wants nothing but brains, answered
tas physician.
IRA nosegay Is easily obtained -Four
brandy toddiss day fer couple Of msnths
will put Jon il the way Of enc that viii as
tsnish all5eur friends.
srI. may MT b generally known that
Editors ges Oaa isnpsttsnt item Of subsist
encs At al3x pries-t get toned sshsth,
i1g
rsrIan, while he loves, Is nsver quite
DEPRIVED This depends upon whether i
Is soys far rum Or womaa-good spirit q
bad
azrIf you want favor Of married vs
msn. brag Of her baby. If yeu Nant t. Oh
ain tsr eternal enmity lei her turn rsund
ana catch yen making ns1ih a i
06tpIEn--a poor fellow Who has escaped
he aims house - bs n,nsferzd, p.Rpsze4 an
skot Il fsf six doIlafse menth.
ga sltndSrsr ofthe fair sex undertake.
1, prsrs l1at Satan Nas Uenan named
-. nj.