Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1854-07-28
Love At Flfat sight q tho Nfajof's First
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Love at Fifst Sight OF tho nfajors First
Deolafation
u always was said The hoioL slowly iilling his
glass, what you might call q tbashinl mani
among The womsn. am bold as lionwlth The
men, but somehow when fndmyselfiin the COM
my Of ihdles,I feel my yalor oozlng out al myfn
gefs, ends. It's a Kind OF OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Of nil e, decidedly p'oyoking u myself, and tton-
blssone 10 my lfenls, and what's worse 1 don't
Eel lid OF II, and on ihsaccounti wasmost
that ! lived TO be twenly-eight, and had never
made love 10 metal woman.
''Well, about Ibis Tine, when had Celebrated
my twenly,egh,h biIlh,Gay) the old gentleman
lhat rs lhe Major senloD had claim against gov
eminent that needed nursing and so be senllne
on 70 w eflipetonto allendtoit. Hbgaye melets
lefs 70 serve on several Hon, NJ Ols,} within.
sIqelions never 70 slop'wotying EN- I'LL i gothic
bill passed. ps would pr0babylak some time,
he Iecommendedmri to aiqpiqt boarding house,
whefe would find 'all the coniltfs 4 a home
cheeIlully futilisliel at The Iate OF five. doats
week. THE borders were numerous hut ,elscj
comprising lives surprised to lfnJg quite mum,
Der Of claimants beside myself ollequally sure OF
success. But most lovely vision, The yefy nfsl
day 90 dinnef put oil claims aud clalpan op. ~
my bead. 0hWhatradiant breathing beapiyl Itlis
Fosep said tbe Major, follng in poetlcal = en-
lhe fose blended with the lily in her comp
| and her eyes-0h HsaYensl can't describe het
| Ia stare Al her, do what 1 would. BY JoSe, my
boy, Just YOU fall In love right on at first sight, gs
/ do, and sit opposite your inamorate al dlnner'
and-well' you Won'l eat much, u warrant any.
how, 1 didn't thai day. That might didn't sleeg
| much either. didn't know the lady's name, anu
was too fearful of discovering my feelings 10 ask
any one, but resolved to wait patiently for amin
PRODUCTION, fand then, thinks L. 'pll 60 in for her,
thotis, II she amt matfcd, and I'll win her too"
al had noticed al dinner that pale meek APP
pearing little genllemau, who sat Lesde her seem:
ed by his attentions likely 10 prove q ilsal, but l
| felt that could only conqnet my foolish tmtdlly,
my personal attractions would carry the doy, The
next evening got an iOtT9dncliou.
/ 'Widow, thinks i, and entered rather timiily
into conversation | ielt plllny old awkward.
uess reiuln upolne, md sol LEI her do all ihe
talking simply because had nothing 70 say Az
length blight idea Sttuo me. t iWat l9t
'Alsdar'' said II "tlose ute beautiful bracelets
Of yolls," (sLu wore pair Of braided haltl ~
"'Yes,' said size Will slgll I'll Is The lIalF Of
my tite husband. Poor man lle has gone 70 abei'
iet homel' tA
"'Ahl loP thinks i, widow for sure Well,
/ Tedoubled my allentonI saying ,noihing ~ no.
body so fearful was | OF being suspected, anu
even ntned my cBOli6n so fat bs al oil times avoid
the presence OF tie meek gentleman, whose name
even dil'not inquire aflebund as we never hap
pened TO meet ntun oppoftune uiomsnt,l got no
nfoduelon to him, and this state Ol things rather
pleased me, mud so Tile lime passed awey, till Of
lenglh my bill passed alsU, and must co.
"The evening previous to my departure con-
cocled a benutlul speech, In wlich'in choice Ian
guage, olIeietny hand, heart aid fortune 10 Tue
blooming widow.
\ "The next mo- ming, assuming as brave an ex-
terror eS possible (in.fact 4 believe | lad all The
outtpard bearing OF the liOn0 isiTolled into The
patloI and by good luck, fond the object OF my
affecilos alone. Like swimmer who plunses oil
ouN In tn 10 Gal
ately on entering tile room!
- The factis,i said !, ttttt j ON going OF In
The morning, and before leave tlils spot, l-that
ISL Cob, Lord low my head swamp you ses,'
and here | fell on my knees, aud before she could
prevent me- seized 10th her hands. The fact y
| love you'll dol love you awfully--theTe's nc
use trying 10 hide itand can't cure il It's WORST
than fever and shAkes--itis---- Oh, hope you
love me--do youi' n
"iYonng, man., said stern voice behind me,
'What are you saying 70 myicifsp
al spTnng 10 my ieet In an jnstant, and saw Tile
lille meeknan, standing black as thunder CLOUD
before me.
a'whyP i cJiediurnins to The lady 4 though,
you were a piLOiO.'
s""rhisg she said swesty, lis Mt. Trplet, my
second husbdna-'
"Well, said "whst did be dot"
"0h, Lordp said the mojoT, ~ dom know whal
he did, Iianled."
Mass FooD.--whal DO men really live uponl
says The Scientific American. The answer will
he various enough The Guaclo, who in the wild
pampas Of Bnenos Ayres, managing Ills wild horse
with incredible tlextetlty, throWsthe asso, or lola
10 catch the ostrich the guanuco, or thewild bull,
consumes daily from ten tolwel,e poundsof meat,
and regards II as high fedst day Wien 10 any ha-
cienla he gains variety in the shape of amorsel
Of pumpkin. The Irishman, on lie other hand,
regales hmself'ih The careless lnlrlh oil potatoes
and point, .alier dny of painful labor, he who
cannot help making a joke even IN the name lie
giytsto his scanly neal The hunter ofithe prai-
ries lays lowthe buffalo with sure bullet, and the
Juicy, fat slreaked hump, roasted between two hot
stones, Is to him hegreatest Of deicacies. Mean
while the Industrious Chinese carries to market
his carefully fallened tuts dellchely arranged ON
white sticks certain TO find good customer among
the epicures Of Pekinj and in his hot smoky hut
fast butied beneaihihe snow aud ice, the Green
lander consumes his fot which he has Just carved,
rejoicing over Tie costly prize, cut from stranded
whale. Here the black slave eats the sugar cane,
and eals his bsnsnaj tlere tile AIrican merchant
Oils his wallet with sweet dates his sole subsist-
enee in the long desert journey; and there the
slamese Grams himselflwith quantity Of rice
from which European would shrink sppHlled.--
And whatsoever oyertbe whole inl aIited earth we
approach and demand hospitality, in almost every
lille spot o different bJbi or food is set up be
fore us and lie 1daiDy bread" Offered in another
form.
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Tux BEooAR AND TnE GoNoREssMAN.- On Fri.
day last, lady btggpt gained admilance tile TO-
lunda Of lie capitol, notwithstanding the watch
fulness of the officers, who endeayor 10 keen men.
dicans (tom annoying persons engaged govtfn'
mental duties Among others whom she approacl-
ed for aid was pemltr of'Congress, whom she
did not know as SUCH to whom she told piteous
tale. She Rps, she said, FIVE hundred miles from
home, wiihout4he means TO get there, her husband
wassick, her cllildten invent &ca 1ifH
Indeed, mailam,' replied the member desiring
to get rid of her IMPORTANTLY 4 am III a worse
prsdcanieHt, Iamnine hundred miles away from
lone, haven't o red cent, and expect every mo-
nent to DO arrested Tor boord. and may be confined
In prison on account offdlihc6llles | have unioT
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