The Cedar Co. news-letter. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1853, 1853-11-19
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Esy==' A witty contemporary remark:
thatthe fsst dress worn by Mother Eve
wasbepr s6in.
Esg- introduce bill for the destruc.
tion ci worms, as the Wood-peeker said
In late stump speech.
r'WEe, go to bed
i WON'T Esrsr...- ..... PSI. -
Then sit up--you shall mind me-
Ev~The young lady who was carried
away by her feelings has been brought
hack on wheel-barrow.
IT, The woman who was "buried In
grief" is now alive and doing well. 1t
was case of premature intcrment.
Esg Jerry says the reason why he
does not get married is because the house
is not large enough to hold the conse-
Guences. ~s---...-.
Eg-"Jones, what i'm the world put
matrimony into your head e.
"Mhy the fact is, Joe, was getting
shor, of shirts"
BE A dandy, with a cigar in his
mouth, entered menagerie, when the
proprietor requested him to take the weed
from his mouth least he should learn the
other monkeys bad habits.
Es5~ Dan Marble speaking of young
gentlemxR with moustaches, said-"He
IS a crittA that wears hair on his upper
lip to keep the spiders from crawling IN
to his hollow squash.
fg~A butcher boy in New York says
that he has often heard OF The fore quar-
tiers of the globe, but never heard any
person say anything about the hind quar-
tiers.
"WooISe THE NIxE."-"Do you WOO
the muses., sir, the Immortal nine 2 said
afemaie exquisite one day to fellow
who was putting cigar, II woo the
long H'fe, ma an, ' was the brief reply.
n-The Lockport Courier gives an
epitapk inv ashnlgton for little boy,
who fell victim 10 a prevailing dis
ease: an
the little hero who lies here,
T. Was conquered by the diarrhea.'
The Sandwich Islanders call a
poor man a ".nanna kinr-a bird with
gu, teathers-and rich man 'Nanna
huia',--a bird with feathers. Wonder il,
they have any term fol- a bird with star
and feathers
81 rcy- a Torcs or THE SrBL,Mr.-
The sun was Just lifting his radiant head
above the fleecy clouds OF morning-the
sweet songs'ers Of nature were pouring
forth their richest melodies, when Ger
rude, more beautiful than Diana, walk
ed forth to---feed the hogs.
E Esg@"H Hello! mister have you got any
grain to sell =
"Ne; why 20
Because, l see you have pry
face r
TIE "sold" individual stopped for a
trick and the wag vamoosed.
BegA pe,iler ealing on an elderly
lady the other day 10 dispose of some
goods, III conversation inquired if she
could tell him Of any road that 30 pedlar
ever travelled. YES, said she, i know
Of enc road lat no pedlaf eve. has trav-
elled, (the pediars eoun;enaace brighten
ED and that's the road to Heaven
4 dainty who wanted the milk
passed TO hin a. one Of our tayerns. thus
asked Tor it:
Landlady Please pass your COW this
way
To whom Tie lady thus retorted;
WAIVER, ake tae cow down there
where the cali is tlaanngt
rs5- Captain said ragged country
urculn 70 city dandy with an immense
shut collar, Captain, are you going 70
haul manure to-days'
NJ you ragged rascal, what make
you ask that question:
Why, kase you've got sieh 4 thunder
ang bic pair 0. si4e-ton-1s up
4 say, 10y, stop tina, OK"
Il rGaynt GIT no stopper, ST."
well head him then
.'He's already headed, sir"
.,conloana your ilnpeltinence-turn
him."
"He is right side out already, sir"
''speall.o him, you rascal, YOU"
.'Good sa9rning, Mr.. OK
e 4 Western editor asks the fol-