The Yazoo City weekly Whig. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 18??-1855, 1853-04-15
Vol. ", No. 40. Whole No. $50
INC TerroEs 81 IIgIlness.

SNAA~og~A NAA Nv - kA@t - A4fbtA0oOt4l'
man. The Louisville Journal pokes fun 4
|. his likeness il Che following pitiless style:
BENEFITS portrait is terrific Such !
thing ought never to be painted Or daguer.
reotyped Il ought to be considered penal
offence to make anything SO revolving to aIl
our ideas Of propriety. No man has righl
to monopolize 50 much ugliness. If Ben.
nett ugliness could be distributed over a
thousand faces, it would make each Of them
intensely. hatefuIly ugly he ought not q
be permitted to 60 into the streets without
q blanket over his awful frontispiece No
wonder thatso many Of the New York chill
ldren die Of commissions, since Bennett Is
permitted to walk abroad with uncovered
face. We once heard Of mans face that
was so ugly that it was placed on andirOns
for the purpose of frightening children from
the FIRE, with much effect. No child dared
to approach the andirons, and the liability
to combustion from such cause was greatly
lessened. # Benefits ugly likeness we're
stamped on fre-places. the effect would be
decidedly bad, for the children would not
dare to 60 near enough to the FIRE to keep
warm, and would become frost bitten and
perhaps frozen to death We cannot con-
ceive Of any reason WIZ anything should
be SO ugly as Bennett. He is uglier than
a half-starved hyena. He is ugliness per-
fected. When Mirabeau described himself
as tiger that had had the smallpox. he
placed very ugly ideain everybody's mind,
but It was beautiful when compared with
Benefits face. When AppelIes made his
beauty, his Venus, he took an eye from one
woman. d nose from another, mouth from
a third, and so on until the Venus was com
plete in her more than earthly beauty
Now if any Appelles or artist of any APP
pellation, wished to make the most induBi-
tably perfect representation Of ugliness. he
would not be compelled to take Natures
from several very ugly persons, but all he |
would be compelled to do would be to get /
Benefits face, and the enterprise would be |
.ccomplisheds
EEL is reported that at very recent
Cabinet meeting it was agreed that Mr.. Mar
y should ask Great Britain for an explana
ion of some Of her recent movements about
honduras. This is the movement Of our
lew rulers in our foreign relations, and we
hall see some of these days whether Mr..
darcy's note Of inquiry is as tame as Mr..
Vebster's notes used 20 be, or whether III
as spirited as Locofocoism, S sharp pal
&c relishes.
We have no idea that Mr.. MarcY's note
{ inquiry win lack any Of that diplomatic
ecency Of expression which is customary,
either have we the least doubt that the
,nglish ministry will give a very satisfac
1ry explanation. Then the affair viii ter1
innate, and all the Locofoco papers will
loEfy this brave administration for the
hold it took ofthe name Of the
british lion,
One fountain there is, whose deep veins
ave only just begun to throw up its silver
rops among mankind fountain which
i'll allay the thirst Of millions. and viii Il
i've to those who drink from il peace and
y. It is knowledge: the fountain of intel
,ctual cultivation which gives health toll
} mankind. makes clear the vision. and L
reathe's over his soul's destiny a deep re-
ose Go and drink therelrom thou wlnn
ortune has not fayoured. and thou Wit soon
nd myself rich. Thou mayest go forth L
ito the world. and find thyself everywhere
home; thy friends are ever around thee; Il
nd carry on conversation with thee: nature.
ntiquity, and heaven are accessible to nee L
he industrial kingdom Of the ant, the Ii
'orks ofman, and the music records offer toll
u soul hospitality ii
Cor HIN At LAST. Mrs Jemima Jipson /
ever could 60 70 bed without first looking /
nderneath to see Il somebody was not
owed away there. But her search had Ii
ways been bootless. At last however. !
ne night she spied, + thought She did. .
hich is all tie same the long looked loI
cots and legs:
Obi Mr.. Jipsnnl Mi. JipsOn She {
;reamed oat. there's man under Che
ed6
Is thelel cody drawled her husband
Wei. by dear. 81 clad yon have found !.
s. st last YSa have been looking for
I'D these t6alY yea
Why does die cosf make more noise chan 2
q bellg Because one makes ali but
Z cher iz1sr. g