The Nevada journal., 1853-05-06

Persons calling for the above letters vii
please say, advertised, May ist.
w. p. CLARKSON, P. M.
A Disbanded Volunteer i'm Aus.
tralia.
The Sunday Times publishes anoth
er of the queer letters of this celebra.
ted parsonage, who was formerly o.
"Californy, late Of aPayris," and now
of "Australy." Hreached New Yorl
by the steamer United States, having
come by way Of Callao, San Francis.
CO, and the Isthmus. The Yankee
soldier seems to be somewhat out o.
his element in the land of ticket-of.
leave men, kangaroos and fleas:
MELBUN, Nov. 80, 1852.
Messrs Eddyturs-T -Thay told me in
Payris that Ide find every thing ur
side down at the Antippodees, and SC
it is. Even in the Settled deestricks
lor and order is disannulled and not.
withstandin the fatal moose that Gums
in from the bush evry day, nobody
is hung. 1t warnt so in Californy.-
Thar if a fcller was even cort steelin
a mustang, hang he must and no git
off but here cove can shute and
stab, and eff he runs away nuthin fol-
lers. Thars skarse day that some
somebody dusent git nifed, for the
buddy villains don't stick at nuthin.
AT Port Fillup the drinkin never stops
mite nor day, and emmygrants that
brag of mummy in THAR cups is often
robbed and throne into the basin.--
They hev the most outlandish names
for lickers in this kuntry you ever
heerd. Sum calls EN- snobblers," !"
some spiders" Why in the name
of Christianity carnt they call EN-
"horns," and "slings," and "smiles," !"
and cetery, as we do? Amt it as
eesy to ak a gentleman to "wood up,''
as to "swallsr a SPIDER" darn thar mas.
tiness !?
Wot thay call the ticket leve con-
vicks from Van Demons land, is in
carnal devils. Six of elm tux persess-
ion of the pdblic rode from Mulbnn to
Saint Kildher, wun day last munth,
and seezed thirty men and wimmin /;
takin every artikle of vally from the
pussons of the men, and leavin the
unfortunat wimmen tide neck and
heels and in a nude condishun, to make
the best shift they could among the
tall kangaroo grass. The wimmen
got into Melbun the next mornin, and
as soon as they wer recovered went in
sertch of the pelisse, who went in
sertch of the freebuters, but nun was
tuck up. So you see raskils hes thare
full swing at the Antippodees. These
kinder birds are good deal plentier
in the bush than parrykeets and duvs
and cockytoos, tho the natral history
of Australy duzzent allowed to EN-.
Eff they war in Californy they'd soon
get an artifishal plummidge of tar and
fethers.
Spekin of birds, this is the liveliest
kuntry for fees on the face Of the airth.
Thairs clouds on EN- in Medium, Ade-
laid, Sidny and Port Fillup but on
like the fees at hum, these darned
suckers not oney swarm in the cities,
but pear to have relish for kuntry
life. Sleepins impossible ether in
town or at the diggins, for the cussed
critters is so feerce they'll eat the nap
off yer blankit. Ketchen ems out the
kwestin, for they bette evry thing / ever
seen at leping kept q kangaroo. ]
don't no enuf of etymology to say wat
genius of the fee tribe the Australy
fees belong too, but line ce ting what
/ seen at the mines was a new specie.
Thar man-dib5Ies, as the etymologists
call their nippers, punkter yer flesh
like young corkscrews. Singular to
relate, howsever, the bees here hev no
stings. At first thot this an idle sto'
ry, but on examin the tail, ! diskiyer-
ed it was 50. The inseck is perfectly
armless, both fore and aft J; and is as
destitoot of perfection as miner at
the diggins without an Arkansaw
tcothpick or Colt perswader. Talk
ing Of Colts perswaders, they are
kwoted in the Medium Argus at two
hundred dollars pare.
This kuntry affords fine pastorage