The Woodville Republican, and Wilkinson advertiser., 1853-07-26
The whig Ticket.

There Is but little IN the whig ticket, nomi-
mated al jackson. On last Tuesday. which need
attract much comment Judge Rogers, the
candidate Cor Governor, has no quality which
distinguishes him from the great herd Of
mankind, except a peculiar and fascinating
manner Of extending 10 you his five digits,
and Of saying "how are you !" and troiting
baby on his knee, and grinning al the mo-
theF, and winking slyly a, The rosin-heel gals,
as they are called. lie is not the frat man,
by long shot, who has introduced himself to
public notice by the iexibility Of his spinal
column and the graceful bend Of his deater
elbow. lie has a sort of Alone sweet Home"
manner Of saving "Good morning John"
which is said 10 make the "soy's" hug up TO
him, aud Of saying " lIowdy, sonny athats
q nice little miss which goes plump 10 the
hearts of the well pleased mas; end then he
is said 10 be the very Napoleon Of the "bfan-
dancen-has such an every day, good-naiurel
way Of squeezing the fingers Of his partner,
who carchies, and bushes and when she sits
down BY her lover, says, What nice man
Judge Rogers Isl you ought TO vote for him,
Bill
Such alone Is Judge Rogers claims AMI
qualifications, except that he Il whig and
bond-payer. We notify him that he has some.
thing more to do than shake hands and show
his grinders, il he expects TO keep within gun.
shot Of his competitor.
james A. Horne, candidate for Secretary Of
State is mere political stop-gap. He is not
even good party fence-rail. but a sort Of POI !.
itical chunk, stuck into office to keep others
out. lie will be pitched to one side il No
vember along with much other rubbish, 10
make way for better timber.
Daniel r, Russell, candidate for Auditor, l.
asort of political feaiiletdge, II we may be al
lowed the expression The fttdiietage il q
fine dish after the ham and greens and boned
turkey have been dispatched, and YOU have
not quite completed the bill Of fare, and YOU
desire a yeser Of the appetite but upon an
empty stomach, you might as well swallow 70
much breath. II you wish man 70 carry .
pen behind his ear, TO kiss his hand 10 the
ladies in approved Parisian style, carry se-
gar in most killing manner In the left cor
ner Of his mouth, swing gold mounted cane
in distingue fashion, and 10 tell an old or new
anecdote Of his own or other peoples manu-.
iacture, then elect Russell he Is just your
man. But If you wish plain, working man,
man Of toll, then elect MeAfee.
Mcdowell, the candidate for Treasurer, we
know nothing about except that the Mis-.
sissippan put him in his political coffin short
time since, and nailed him up and nobody
intends to vote for man with his grave
clothes on. So he may be considered as out
Of the ring.
Gen. Foote, candidate for Attorney General,
according 10 his own statement, has his polit-
cal throat cut already. He stated in the con.
vention that Il It nominated any one but the
candidate for Governor, II would be simply
cutting their political throats. tits well enough
that his should be cut, as il saves Col. Glenn
the trouble Of cutting il for him. He Is d
part Of the drih.wood which the first stir in
the political waters brought to the surface
He viii soon drift ashore, when he viii not be
heard Of again, until the next ffeshet
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