The Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1852-1853, 1853-11-30
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hers are not veil iolntet. .-.,.
gran old maid in speaking OF marlI-
ace, says At is like any o'her aillng, while
lhrre's lie Il.ere's hope.
HIS LAsr.-The young man who was top
aIistOcratic 10 asSeciats with mechanics,
WAS. when last heard from, 'keeplng books
ior street cart--pn the tailboard, with a
piece of chHlh? g.. s........-
sg-"Sophia Maria, did you receive my
lcurr?" "a did, Frederick - i wrote it
in hope Of raising slame.' 'Wel, Fr-d- F,
erick. and YOU sueeeeded, for l put it ipme-
,li'.lely ~ nc ife.F "a |
EP-Phc resns Of Henry VII. and bis
daughter Mary, in England, were, hsLorieal' .
by speaking. like a butchers lbill-being an
acc6pnt Of s eafs and chops.
Eg-The following is copy of biilpost-
rdin this yicinity;v-'.A lectuie ON Total
abstinence will be islNered in the open ar
and collection will be made at the door
I9 dehsy expenses"
E1rA crack brained man, who was slight
ed BY females, very modestly aSkeda young
lady, ''il She would let him spend the eyea
ing with her" .- ..l......
?tNo." She angrily replied, CHATS what
] NQn'Gn ......
"Whyp' replied he, ''you needn't be So
fusSy; | didn'tme"n this evening, but some
stormy one, when can't 20 aoy saEs'e
elssi',, as..l
R4y- 4 lawyer went into BARRIERS shop
10 procure a wig. In taking the dimcn-
sions ofthe lawyers head, the boy eXclaim-
ed.saua aa. sa.. i.
nWhy, how long your head is, sir."
"Yes.'' replied our worthy friend, we
lo,uyeys must have long heads The boy
proceeded with his vocation, and excla med,
Ill is as Tick as it is long" Blackstone
mlzzied. .-sLaH G.
EE-Rose PagtinglGp says she never cared
much aboutgranl spcctacles, or other sights
but there are Two things she would like 10
have seen-ihe medication of Franz Pierce
and Corporation # Queen Fiotoria'
GA wag passnga Eouse observed on
the door the separate names of a physician
and surgeon and faretiously remarked, that
The circumstance put him in mind ofa doub-
lr-barrelled gun, for if one missed, the 9TH
er was sure TO kill. ....
b8~''A lying in Hospital" exclaimed
Mrs. John smith Wen. l ehpqldn'twon-
der; tie world is full of liars, and its strange
ifthty did'nt find their way into our char
liable constitution As welas poor folks"
GE- There is man down east, rather a
faoetious chap, whose name is New. He
named his first child Something; it was
Something New. His next child was called
Nothing; It beipg Nothing New.
Es-""Tis strange" uttered Young man
as he staggered home from supper patty
''how evil communications corrupt GOOD
manners I've been surrounded by tumb-
lers all the evening: and now I'm tumbler
myself"
CE-Here is a bit Of excellent advice to
tradesmen:
"Nevcr take advantage of customers
ignorance, nor equlyocate, nor miSrapre.
sent--Havc but one price and a small prof
it, and you will fnu all ofthe most profitable
pustomcrs--tke cash ones--or they will find
you" ag a. ..~
{ou sHy, Mrs. Jones. that the pris-
pncr stabbed the deceased. Was it in the
throax or the abdomen" "Neithcr, yer
honor-in stree fight: | seed it with nv
pwn blessed eyes" That will do; stand
aside and makeroom for the next witness.
Critr. can Mrs Aspin."
EzTA gentleman having occasion to call
upon physician, the Other day, stopped at
the Door and rung the bell. The summons
was answered by an Irish servant girl, of
whom he inquired if the Doctor was in
"No." 'Was his lady in?' Eyes"
''Was she cngaged?' The girl looked at
him for a moment, and curious expression
rested on her features as she replied. '4n-
dade sir she's already married"
Whatever the fact may be, It seems
reasonable TO expect that the agricultural
districts should supply the best soldiers, con,
gidering the experience of farmers in field
practice, AMI the knowledge they musthaye
pfdraliag. d. 4 ...a
Eg-A mathematician being asked by a
stou, fellow, 10 IF two. pigs weigh twenty
pounds, how much villa large hog weight"
He replied, t'Jump into the scales. and l
will tell you Immediately" ...I..H
70 MAKE BREAD GOA GREAT WAY-Let
dirty girl mix it, and allow your boarders
tohwitness the manipulation. One loaf Of
their bread VIII SO as far as dozen Qrdina-
fy,,ones. a,sH ...
ES7oue may pick IN joke at almost
any time, says the Providence PoSt:--A
man with enormous ket was measured
for pair of boots, and inquired of the
man when be would have them fnished?--
tBy Wednesday if it does notsraiu! What
has tIif rain to do with the boots2' "Why,
90 you suppose | could build pair Of boots
ior your ieet in a houEe?"
Did lie MT make several visits after
the patient was out pf danger?" was the
question Of lawyer. in oss-examining
fitness t. prove DOCTORS bill. mo- re-
lded the witn"ss, Il thought the patient
gos il sangsr as long as the doctor continu-
I'd his yialts."' "'.aI "a. n.
aosErg7A young lady in a class studying
pl8siolpgy'in the high school at Sandusky
Iaadt aaswer to a question put, that in six
wears hpnan body became entirely chang
I'D, So that not a particle which was in it at
ihs4commencemYn OF the period would re-
Flsin at The close Of il. Then Miss L."
said the young gentleman tptor sin six
years you vii cease to be Miss Il?' "Why
yes sir---I suppose so, she answered, very
modeslly 10 King, at the floor.
EzmSecretary Guthrie Is in favor it is stated
81 ;pe'rednction Of the duty on iron Of 4 Il
Kinds. 10 95 per centa yaIorem. 1t issaid
that hewIl ai.o recommend tlat Salt, Dye
Stuitss Mahogany and other furniture wares,
FssIN Il