Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1853-04-28


70 Dye b. Nof % B1--It i we'll
known fast that he f.tLsE q eur late wer-
tky Pfenidsnt, MiIlsti Fillmore, vss Dr.
-, ard wished e bring BE ssn up y the
same hsnest trade.
That couI1 never have been psrnittsd, :
sAii ) ptg q eur acqaaistance, = whsn se
montioned Il
why, " iuqpirss, little pszzIsd e.
knew What hs knew absut IL
sBssauss, sid he, Willard Fillmore il
/ enc u the few immortal names that we're
net bsrn u die
n How are ", Smith = says jones
Saith pretsnds not = know him, aad re-
.sit, yen have ths Advantage ofnes
Yea retorts Jonss-T s'psse 50 every
beiy has that's get common sense.
Smith locks unhappy.
En-A fsllep Who lately removed 70 Wis
consib, writes 10 his brother that the section
where BE resides i ID highly prosperous
cendition he says that but one failure
has secured IN his country, and in that case
the man paid one hundred aad twenty-five
cents On dollar.
n a rather sensitive ysung man sfeur
aeQ6aintance, lately refused an intfoduetien
= beautiful young lady because her name
vas Ann, q he says Webster classes an IN
intcnnite article Hs was fed On grammar
until Il becamss I lecessary requirement
tslive up = its preespts.
m Mrs. Partinktsn Is sai2 % have
anxisnsly asked IL Uncle Ten 10 better
man lhan Easch, Il biblical memory. She
grounds her reasons for making this inqui-
y, upep tko fact that she has heard that
Uncls Tam has BEEN translated seven times,
while Essch wastraaslated but once.
~ a lady hai juss taken her morning
bath, Fhsn - her surprise shs found her in
valid husband standing q the deer. She
exoIai1ed--
MIA. are yeu here fsr' thsugh. y.u
asrs aalsep.
He replied
q hssrd - angel treublisg The water
and thought / would step in and get heal
~ An cid bachelor being III, his sister
presented cup Of medicine.
What Il il y &c asked.
sksnnswerea--
sTtis elixir asthmatic, It is very aromatic,
and viii make you feel estate
Macy be replied, with : smile, 'yeu
ere gsfy sistsr-matic.'
~ A soaps.erace 81 : Frenohnan sses
saii mai old people we're fsnd Of giving COED
sdvios, because they we're no longer able y
81 bsd examples
HsMa, that nice young man, Mr..
Ssnf.ang, i very fond Of kissing
Mad youf seam, Julia who told yeu
sneh nensenss q
Ma bad il from kis own lips.s
n A genslsnaH xhoIhad justteceyerel
ffsm = ssvere sieknsss, remarked that he
NE .assss hsv s0sek yeu are said sLs
major, II yeu are fortnight enough 70 get
M Al editor, speaking Of daadys
diokel, says 1t vas scented and terra like
asouih Wind after passing through fence
nals II tIsrn bushes
E1rLady (aisctsdly): where, il The
name IL wonder, doctor, could have ct
onok ! ness q thai Doctsr A. Out Il
tks dSoantsr. madam.
E1-Sophia Maria, did ysu recsive nv
lslterlf 4 did. Frederick 4 vrsts il il
hsPs 81 raisihgA fame We'll, Frederick,
s.a yss sse'ssdsd, fer pus !, Immediately
u Wires are one. foolish enough to
sit up fsr their husb4nls, boi you hear Of
vsry ~ kusb.nas Mo have The patienes e
"a d fof lhsir wires
~ II 4 cid ikal he nexi thing Bar.
mn intsniE sxkihiting 1ftsr <ke Siauess
t9iS6. q ,c6f Sinon-puro Christian, q he
rrs.lssi rcat>< n the ste
- 'Exc1,s ~. n,dsn, bat would like
= ~ 4s,y yo1 IoeG q ne % very savaesly I,
.o4, sc parte>, - 1 teok ysu for M
HolLr r., cirl % sxpeot 70 s. happy
4i,1@1l narrisEs Il lou would tsks peep
= ..ss>ihs, - j. 'hs hss e youns
1sA.n1a -, would Car cd aoa sle.D
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