Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1853-09-22
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Always do as the sur does, look at the brgs
side of things.
The best cure for dyspepsia is to collect bills
for newspaper.
Corn is never so good in yet seasons as in hot
and dry summers
The great men the world have always risen
curly in the morning.
Keep the ground stirring in dry time 20 in
vite mosture-anG in a wet time to let it drv
"A man down in Maine has been s}andered,
Some said he had twenty-five children, whea
he has only ninete.u
Three fourtEls of the entire labor and capital
OF the United States employed, either directly
indirectly, in agriculture
If fruit dwndles in size, and becomes defect
i've and knotty. scientific farmer knows that the
earth needs phosphate of lime
1t may be generally known that editors get
one important item of subsistence at very low
price-tl,ey get bored for nothing.
Immense quantities of iron ore are said to have
been discovered lately in Northamptonshile, also
in Yorkshire, and in the west of England.
In New York, and indeed, in all the great
wheat growing States the practice of cutting this
grain before it is dead ripe prevails universally.
As winged lightning darts from the clouds
when Jupiter has unbarred their bolts.-so does a
tat darkie run like blazes when a big dog is after
him
A Western critic, in speaking of a tragedian
out that way. says: "He would make a firstrate
actor, if he only knew how, and kept well posted
VI in it"
1t costs but little more to keep cow that
Will give fourteen or eighteen quarts of milk per
day, than it will to keep that will give but six
OF eight,
Fortune. success, fame position. are never
gained but by seriously, determinedy, bravely
sticking, growing, Living TO thing, till it is fairly
accomplished
A correspondent of the n. f. Farmer says
that the number of clover seeds contained in one
cubic inch is a053 In that ratio. one bushel con
tains l9466,57l.
1t is asserted with what truth will not
pretend to say that all those ladies who sweep the
streets with their very long dresses, have big feet
and thick ankles.
-Endeavor, BY firm and steady course OF ac
ton, not to disgrace the narne of you bear, but
to place it step higher, the broad ladder of
high and enduring fame.
-Tobcco leaves put around the body of peach
trees, Just beneath the surface of the ground, are
recommended as preventive of the worms that
81 .-aas y,,-e tho barl
-~You look as if you were beside YOURSELF
said Joker the other day 10 man standing be-
side donkey. After this salutation, two men were
seen rapidly turning the first corner
When we are young we are slavishly employ
ed in procuring something whereby we may live
comfortably when we grow old and when we
old we perceive that It is too late to live had
proPosed-[Pope
A To.sr-The thirteenth toast at the late din
ner TO the press at the Syracuse Encampment reads
as follows:
Hos7,an-The last and best of the series. If
we may have her for toast, won't ask any
6ut-her.
Daddy" said a young hopeful, "lets so up
10 the ninepin alley and roll ROLL boy, what
do YOU know about rolling" me know about
it. Why can roll your darned old eyes out in
less than ten minutes Truly, this is progress
sIve age.
\ very old author says that every man who Is
worth 4 farthing should 90 down on his bare
knees every day of his existence, and thank heav-
en- for having sent him wife; or, If ne has none,
he ousht to pray for one, and beg that she may
last hin to his ifes end
WESTERN HrrkRBoIK-A physician called
anon 20 testify 10 the physical effects OF severe
winning given 10 a servant slTl, sad Gentle
men of the jury, II a JacSass hau 'Ae sAlh OF an
alligator for an overcoat and piece OF boiler plate
underneath, and that jackass were 10 oe nossed
one half as bad as that woman whipped tna' eniio
all creation couldn't save the JsckaSs tEon dying