The Empire County argus. [volume] (Coloma, El Dorado County, Cal.) 1853-1857, 1853-12-17
San frantisto advertisements.
Reasons why The MIliiom,' Eat at Winn's
FOUNTAIN HEAD.
BY NED SMUT.

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BY NED sNiUI
Whom in tbe corsc m bunan events il becomes necessary
that SOMETHING'S sbonld he known as well as others IL IS
Init ordinary iusticc TO the good sense of men to
exhibit the and high considerations mueing there
TO- In orr courtesy TO the million it behooYcs s TO set
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l. Because in this wor of sefshness there are few who
understand creature comforts and know how to appreciate
human wants and if is ncclinry rrotifno TO Calforni-
n human Ma' t6at VIM Escf fbc e oo Them
ever selecting personally the best provisions in the mar
kets of the world to SET before visitors at the FOUNTAIN
Han
3 Because every body finds a the Fom tain Head what
ever the most refined taste demands or he alh requires
and il served ot MI hor ron,ntl and ottentivelv bv
score Of tho most attentive von% men, who hasten up Or
ders from the kitchen as if y electro gnetis causing
all to feel far more at home than in other establishments
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Rccanso tbonsords Of sick nersons after snendnr
largo sums of money for medical treatment have entirely
toU Head hnn in MI the Science and g Of the mcd
cal faculty
4 Because philosophers assert this important fact that
bonnvonce and Kindness are difsod and strcnpthcncd
among mankind in about the same ratio that the digestive
organs arc properly cared foran satisfied hence the rcu-
son why satisfaction smngly radatcs every
of the million who take their meals the Fountain Head
& Because all the ladies are in favor of Winn owing
to the fact that quite number of the crustcst bachelors
in Califoio have been sofened in their hearts and been
induced to turn their willing steps towards the state of
motrimony, aercang few weeks at the Fountain Head.
s. Because six husbands who were awrlllv passionate
towards their betterayes are known to have undergone
radical change Of dspostion since they commenced eat
nr at the Fountain Head and their delighted wives DOS
1iIpl ham IlpNI
rs since they ordered their meals from thr Fountain Head
/ and s,,ncd nj the Branch
Z because is well known that many of the oldest in
bobtonts who have hcnn oricd from 1--WE to ffncn wears
whon tLe "ot ,rorcct nf t%er Ern be To
their names down thronsh their rGGry, may now be seen
you the cause ofhs and it asccd alone to their change
of living and partakng of the nygorang dishes Of the
Fountain Head.
8. Because all the old Californians who have eaten
regularly at W nm Fountain Head become SATISFIED to
hVe III Calfona, wishing rot to return ana remain IN he
oer states but agree with the "untam lead policy nat
Oh popuaihg ana scttngu the beautiful Nales ana X
Giu,S inc "Ie" I'll hen anu n"il''cS u TIC N'ii'O III
q po,,.o , l, ,rbo how, bor,to ,. +I,o,cb+ tl,o,,
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such poon into the stomach and wisely continue their Wis
its to the Fountain Head where no such foundations ever
present themselves, whereby red into vice and
consequent crime.
TO- Because :" all the world and the rest of mankind,
after once eating of the California HuckWheat Cakes swim
ming IN nm patent golden syrup, and the warm bread
and rolls and biscuit made OF California extra sperhe
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10y i3 % as ' t 9, i V,1 ol f ' ION ~" "
These ten reasons and ninety others equally good and
substantial that miht be Given satisfy the longing aUe
es of the million far better than painted scruches piled
UP like Babel to the very heavens
-. Meath which drug'd liquors fill the bar,
10 make men reel, all maddened there.
FOR The faithful performance of the principles set forth
IN the above declaration there Is pledged the attest ten
derest Beef cal and Mutton; the freshest vegetables and
fruits OF california; and the sweetest bread and pastry
made anywhere between the Arctic Ocean the