Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1853-01-04
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there's to be no end to this2 Every night Pm be
thus insulted2 Don't tell me ipsno insult thusto
leave your wifel What do people say,s csndle7
All, that's that the question! they know you're out
every night, and you're alwaJs throwing the blame
on me when you know it's your own fault 8 Yes,
Candle, l know allabout i'll, You're not satisfied
with your Coffee House acquaintance, Mr.. Snooks;
but you must be, drawn into the company of the
Nox's and Box's. Don't tell me they amt intown;
knoYfthey areI A beautiful quartette Club, Cau-
fdle:tSnooks, Nox and Boxld Ayi tit, Caudle2
No wonderyou'te $50 pooL .Caudle! How much
would YOU save by staying at homeE You're always
counting the cost if want anythingj but you can
GO to the Coffee House; with oycur quaItette Club
and spend hundreds Don't tell me, Caudle;
Snooks, Nox and Box don, tpay,i yon know; no,
they haven't it topayIqiYeS. you spend all my
money; of these creatures, one cares afbntton
about, and cares nothing for your wife and chill
drenl It's time that a lawiwas passed. to prevent
married men running about, asyou, dol What do
you say? Women run about, too. No, they don't;
they, poor things, have TO stay az home and work.
Yes, Worthwhile you worse than worthless,
spending foolishly what belongs to your wife and
children! Don't say you don't do it, Caudle. Yes,
and you never think ofthose at home belonging to
you; no, you never bring anything home to treat
your wife and chiIdrenL Is that the way for
husband to dot Let you go to sleep, No, Pm not
done talking yet. It'sprecious little time; I've to
talk to you, for you're always away. Yes, night
after night, Caudle! Don'ttell me you haven't
been out since Sunday night Youcan't fool me!
Where were you Monday nighta All, ohlyoure
not niggle so much. / suppose you donrt like to
oF the nFattv Mrs. Peter TnmOkinS.
Ah, Caudle, you dom fool me that way; l under
stand you too well; L hayenot been married twenty
years without finding you out! Oh no, Caudle;
you know. how you and Mrs, Peter Tempkins
acted at Mr.. Candy's party Yes, you dol Yesl and
all the company sawiitttoo.. You needn't ask what
they said. 1t was shame, Caudle, that YOU
should have treated your wife so! Yes, and
Mrs Smith sad:-"Did youeyer see the like?"
Yes, and the whole company noticed it! Pm not
going to be insulted at parties, Gaude, by you and
that hateful Mrs. Tompkins! No, Caudle, want
you understand this! Just look here. What9 Yes,
you may say iohat7 Here's pretty piece of busi-
ness-a bill and suit against you for your club
supper-thiriy-six dollars, fifty cents And it's to
be paid forthwith, or-yes or-you will be sold out
blythe Sergeant. This is the way my money goes!
Do you ever think of home, your wife and childrenf
No; they are the last to be thought of. You never
bring home any thing for your wife and children.
You know, Caudle, want ANEW dress for Mr.
| Candy's next party. You can't afford it! Well.
Pm not going to be put off in that wayl Yes, there's
one of ETesSkelrs suberb silk dresses, only twenty
| five dollars; new shawl at Notes, only fifteen
dollars; and new winter bonnet only ten dollars.
These things, j must havel Where's the money!
/ Inst like yo Calidle! where is the money to come