The weekly Lancaster gazette. (Lancaster, Ohio) 1852-1855, 1853-04-07

staid TO dinner, and were further Modified.
PLEASE TO STOP MY PAPER.-"I am going
to stop my paper, ; said misery subscriber
to a newspaper, to one of his %neighbors;
81 cannot afford 10 take it,
slow much does it cost a yearr' asked
the %neighbor.
1.-TWO dollars was the reply.
Sand cant you afford two dollars a yearT
Think Of IL; only two dollurs a year! A
year is a long time. Perhaps you have on
ly n few such to spend on earth. A year! a
whole year! and only two dollars a year!-
And what do you get for your money! a
pleasing, useful sheet; giving you the news
ofthe week, and a large amount threading
mutter--political, philosophical, grave, and
humorous. And you can't afford two dol
lars for such a paper q whole year"
"Well, | declare. neighbor, you talk like
nm experienced man. never thought Of
it in just that light before. II is only two
dollars a year, the paper comes to ME every
week, and ] love to read il. always find
something in it that's interesting to me-
And moreover, on the second thought, | pre-
ceive that after all, a good newspaper is a
bout the cheapest thing a man can have.
I'll go it another year if it bursts me-"
New Seeding GRAPE,-C. VI. Ilovey
states in his "MagaZine Of Horticulture"
that a new seeding grape has been produced
from a native vines fully equal to the Isa-
bella, and ripening at least one month earlier
than that variety. He received specimens
of the fruit as early as the middle OF Septem-
Der. which were the very last Of the crop
The berries were round, black, and covered
with a dense bloom punches as large as those
of the Isabella; skin thin flesh tender, with
scarcely any pulp, exceedingly sweet and
delicious" The vine is hardy, vigorous, and
productive. The name Of the originator is
not given, as it would, il known, subject him
to a flood of orders. The vine will probably
be secured in the hands Of a few, and in due
time be offered to the public, who will of
course make some allowance for the charms
which novelty throws around every new hor-
ticultural production. Should this prove
nearly 80 valuable as is hoped, and the same
result be verified Of DIR. Walks new Seeding,
and LongwOrth's newly discovered hardy
foreigner, we shall soon have an addition to
our list of valuable varieties,
KIssIEG.-No luxury that the maket af<
fords seems liable to more sudden changes,
and more unaccountable rises g. depressions
than kissing. Cotton can't begin to be q
circumstance to il. Sugar and molasseS
cant bear any competition with it. We are
Sltogether at a loss to account for this state
OF affairs. Whether it is owing to the cli-
niste, to the seaAon, to the men, or to the
woman, we know not, and should like to
know. A very pretty little girl informed
ia. last nipn... that in her opinion it was
shameful to make men, especially good look
ing men like we are, pay omuch for a kiss.
We concurred, and immest.iateiy"-eame
down to record the estimateI value Of enc
smrck in Rochester, New York. 1t VIII De
remembered that lastsummer, a vefC' learn
ed adjudication was made in our city ppon
the subject, and that since that period q 10
gal estimate has been made in Boston. The
kisses 10 now, in Boston, ten dollars;
in Rochester, New York, seven dollars; in
New Orleans, five dollars! Thank Heaven
we live in New Orleans, and from the depths
Of our pocket book, pity those bachelors of
Boston and Rochester!--N. Y. Picavune.
You've AMERicA.-A San Antonio, Tex
as, correspondent Of the New Orleans Pic
ayune, mentions the arrival there Of Capt.
VIM. Smith, an intelligent Chihuahua ira
der, who reports that the Mexicans in Chi
huahua are very DESTROYS to come under A
ma rir mn nrotecti0n- Thou aav the MaYi.'