The Rutland County herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1852-1855, 1853-05-07

German Professor 10y the name Of
Stahr, in Whirh a0er commenting most
severely upon the character Of Louis
Napoleon, he compasses the piih OF tho
matter Into a nutshell. +" Bot no rcli-
ance can be placed upon him. In
word his character Is that Of u woman
What do you mean by tint you old Ger
man eurmudgcon Amt woman the
qpieiest, patient, lo,ingcst animal in ex-
istcncc, when they get all they wanil
Did you ever see woman snarly when
her purse was properly supplied, and
she had gowns enough in her wardrobe
Their tempers are angelic if they're on
ly managed right II you will brush a
cats back the wrong way, you must get
scratched. Women always know what
they want and tlnt's more than half
the men do, and they want it when they
ask for it too, withou: any hens or has,
or is or butts.
Ain they full of fun, and smiles and
capers before they are married and
what do they look like afterwards, with
their long faces, swollen eyes, and cali
co morning gowns ? crawling round the
house like dyspectic catapillars. When
they've been worshipped like divinity
for six months, or more, you expect
them 10 hoE right of their pedestal after
matrimony, and crouch down Mt your
feet like u whipped spaniel who dare
not even growl to himself when his ears
get cuficd. "Chnracter that OF wom-
an r humpl As 10 Louis Napoleon
he isn't man to my taste or yours Ell
ther Did you ever sce man that had
half the fortitude ola woman! Ask the
doctors about that, if you catch one that
tells the truth.
II n man gets scratch on his little
finger, the whole house is put in requi-
slion for sticking plaster, opedeldoc
Russia Salve, and mercy knows what
Then there amt savager animal in ex-
isicnte than man when he is hungry.
Go ask a favor of him sometime just be-
fore dinner, but don't wait for an ans
wer; aud if the razor don'' work right
in the morning catch up the childrcnand
clear The coast. And as TO pin money,
although all u man can earn wouldn't
pay wile'S wages, yet if you haven't
any aiiectionate Pa, or big hearted bro
ther, or accommodating brother in law,
heaven help you.
Did YOU ever know man whose wife
was sent to State Prison, who ever
made call at that interesting in,tiiu-
ton? And did you ever know wom-
an, even if she had dozen sticks spoil
ed over her head, who didn't bribe iai-
lors and stone walls till she had got ut
him some how or other, TO tell him how
she loved him AL the letter, the wick
cier he grew, and the more people ha-
ed him and how, if he had abused her,
she dare say il was more her fault Than
his'n.
And what did Kossuih's wife do for
him, you stupid old fool !? and what did
the American women Of the revolution
do for their husbands and what will
Your female descendants do for you !
you beer drinking phlcgmaiic tobacco
dried old German, it you dare show
your phiz mahogany on this side Of the
big pond ? May be you never knew by
experience what this mrans---
"Thcr'll be a coat on the chair,
There' he slippcr IN somebody
Theren bea wife, tender care,
I.ove's fond ondcarment llf somebody.
Thefotl bs the httc ones charms,
soon twin he awakened iut somebody,
When have both n my arms,
Oh how biestwill be somebody"
Madame, what age shall ! put yon
down; z"
No direct answer.
How old is your husband 2
SiXty-one."
Aud your eldest son Z"
"Twcniy-seven.'
And the next"
"Twcnly-onc"
And how old DO you cali YOURSELF
u do not know my age exactly, but
/ it l. about thirty"
DID understand you, madame, that
your eldest son was iweniy-seven.'
YrsS
you must surely, then, be more
than thirty 90
Well, sir, quite snappi-hly) ! told
/ you about ihi'ty. ] can't tell exactly.
It may be thirty one Or Two, bot ain
( positive il is not over that"
Rev Thomas Starr King. in his al
mirnble lecture on "Show aud Snb.
stance" holds a post D.or'em exnmina-
I ton over ihe remains fihc most ancient
nations. and dnds.ihcy Did not perish by
I the might Of foreign cunqucrors. bot by
their own innate corruption Such
would BE- their verdict Baby Don died
+ of dcilrium lremens Nincseh, apo
l plrsyi Persia. weakness Of thc spine
/ Gr-rce. quick consumption. Rome. par,
ala.is" The present charaeleris,ics ol
nations were hh "a alaiy ihas "Ire,
lnod WAS hungry aud dirty Fmnee
vas troubled with neuralgia aud 81 Vi.
I ils's dance Spain had ne scuryy e.
1 AuHria was bad 81 with colics snd
/ eramp. fhai required ihe uinasi skill o
I tie Rus.isn Czari Germany WIS sab.
I ieri 20 lhe rnai and headaehe Enslana
had plrihara-while even 70 on,
yoniiful naiian may BE- seem signs n 4
great H,ei caarer on our hiorg hnif
II Ayluru AdReuiser