The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1853-06-10
Crumbs for all Kinds Of Chickens.

playing Richard. For amateurs, the hints
are invaluable. We annexed paragraph.
The line 'off with his head, should be ut
tered very quick and loud. after which You
must add slow and sneeringlj. so mnch
for Bu-u-u.uck-ingham! Lay the empha-
sis on the 'uck; get yourself gradually in
to corner. and work with your right hand
as if you were feeling your way, and it is
sure to bring the house down. The tent
scene is likewise capable of infinite display
as it gives rise to terrific combat The
following direction for the fight will be
found traditional, One; two, three, four,
over; then one, two, three, four, under;
then thrust; then dodge and slide about;
then fall down on one knee, then fight upon
it. and then get up and stagger. You may
keep on doing this as long as it seems to
take, say ten minutes, when YOU should
throw yourself flat on your back, and die
like, a d-n bullock! Our Thespian Soci-
ties will please notice.
We think mans fortune depends a
good deal on his nose. Folks with eagle.
shaped beaks arc just as certain Of raising
as those with unpretending pugs are to
become walters and ostars. Had Dan
Taylor possessed an aquiline continuation,
he would, in all probability, have become
Governor of the State. AS it is, he will,
IN all likelihood, never get above member
of the Assembly. From some cause or
other, people will mol believe in pug,n moses
of any kind. Blow them as you may,
they will never pass for trumpets.
Capt. McCinnon says that it is mis-
take that the European works for less
wages than the American. The latter
gets the most money for days labor
but when you recollect that lie will do
about three times as much work as any
other live man, the cheapness is not in
favor Of England, he says, but on the
United States.
If you wish to know whether a clergy
man is really good or not. don't consult
his c,ngregation, but his servant gifl. II
man has the Evil in him, there Is moth
ing that will SO promptly bringi out as a
badly cooked sirloin. 1t is not the pulpit
that tries a mans piety, but his kitchen
range. y3f9Ae e~'ssa n 0ate
Therei is a very charitable old gentle
man residingin Williamsburgh. He new
er INDUCES in luxury Of any kind, with
out thinking of the poor. Whenever be has
peas for dinner, heipyariably forwards the
pods to the Orphan Asylum. 4
ExrRAvAGANr--Ayoung poet in Iowa,
in describing the voice of his lady love,
says its IAN areform bridge, connecting
dream land with reality. A fanciful young
man that Cupid, What "a pity be deals SO
extensively in vermillion. e'aa4 '7' ~
SOME MEN have as Euch fear of facts, as
they have of lfalsehood, and spend awhole
life not in resting with error, but inpat-
ching fig leaves forthe naked truth. From
towards such as these, good Lord deliver
US! ,
A PAPER has just been established out
West with the following title; THE, Bel
lows of Freedom, or, The Salt River Eo-
liam. Where's the Bunkum Flag Staff,
now? ..s..1 i. t.,s.,,,...3,t,.. ri; $50.
To'try woman's patience. slam the
front door every time you come into the
house, II she will stand that without
'rarirg up she will stand anything. ID
The difference between New Jersey
sand stone and New Jersey beef is this
.he former is 'frlable' and the latter isn't.
If you want a favor of a man, laugh at
his lokes. Ii there be anything that the
whole humanafamily have weakness for,
It is to pass orrwits. ai, 'E-Ha'.t q"
Acorrespondent in speaking Of a fancy
lress ball which lately came off at Ore
ron City, says that the ladies appeared
sithout characters; cause why?-thei
most of them hadn't any to take. Rather
,quivosal, that. 71'sd s'sss Saia'e1
A sentimental chap in Rhode Island
intends to petition Congress at The next
ession, for an appropriation to improve
be channel Of affection. so, that hence i
orth the course Of true love may run
,,,a,os.l, ,siisssa s.4s so'sR sifsi9D tsH9s1 q
: - ilh gsdl :sis ol siii 30 iss1s
EE Mr., Swipes, I've just kicked your
William out of DOORS" lsdi $50 sisls Il
well, Mr.. Swingle, it's The first ELL