Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1853-10-15
morrow-sometime, and shasise de rascal
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"Sare, you are vera great stoundrcl, and
l sail give you five cent to black my boot"
"What's that, sir! ?"
81 say you are Won rascal-von leetalle
puppydog viz out de tail-you have peek
ed my pockette-you have sheat me-
you have no geeve me ze teekets vch
have pay for-you have no geeve me ze
teeke's | have loose--but you have geeve
me Won teeket 10 de Opera Ia Cherdl-vat
you call de horse opera-de sare-cus."
"Sr," said L, rising from his seat
IN evident indignation; ''what do you
mean! How dare you apply the word
pickpocket 10 me2"
"Sare, | sail soon show you vat have
mean-I mean 10 fog you'll mean 10
shaStise you, vera much," and suiting the
action to the word, he pitched into bis an
tagonist, and before bystanders could separ-
ate them, had badly dlslocatrd poor Is
shirt collar, and drawn copious flood OF
claret from his nose. By dint Of pcrsua-
sion and force combined, however, he was
finally seated in front oi the car, surrounded
by number of peacemakers, who, alter
much difficulty, succeeded in convincing
him that the whole affair originated in
mistake. He then begged to be conducted
10 l., who was busily engaged in sa,u-
rating the third handkerchief, in vain at
tempt to stop the red current that still per-
sisted in oozing from his nose.
''Sare, have see have make Won lee
taile, small, great big mistake. am ware
sorry for him. On my honaire, saire, if
have known him before, / sail not have
weep your nose but am ready to make
omcndc, and for every drop OF claret vich
have draw from your nose, sail wiz
plaisaire put one bottle in your bellie.'
Here the loud mirth of the by-standers
restored l. TO his good humor, and
joining in the laughter, he shook hands
with his antagonist, and they were friends.
Cincinnati Signal.
ATMOSPHERIC TELEGRAPH. The success OF
the experiment in transmitting packages from
one point 10 another by means of Richard.
sons atmospheric telegraph, as exhibited at
the Mechanics Fair, is qulle complete We
cannot discover, after having examined lis
operation carefully, any reason why package S
may not he eventually, aud before long, trans
mitled in this manner from one city TO anoth-
er, with all the certainty with which they
are now carried by railroad, aud al rate al
most equal 10 that OF The magnetic Telegraph,
or as Mr.. Richardson States 1000 miles per
hour. In all atmospheric ielegraphs hereto
fore proposed the motion Of a long column
of air behind the plunger or ball has presen.
ted an nsuperable obstacle to its aperaling
effectively. To obviale this difficulty, new
air is admitted along The line behind The
punger, and thus IA new force is added. The
feasibility Of the plan seems to be established,
A company is now being formed with a
capital of $4,000 for the purpose of con-
strucling line Of telegraph from Boston TO
New York, having cylinder Two feet in di.
ame,er by means Of which il is believed
that packages may be transmitted from one
city 10 the other iu'illecn minutes Boston
| TrareIier.
WHAT THE ''SREETER.' SAID To THE SLEE-
Ply GENTLEMAN Hum-m hum, shut your
eyes, sir, the noise you hear, is nought but
flies, sir a whim-m w-h-i-m don't be
scared, sir; 90 10 sleep, your sheets aIe air
ed, sir. Hum-m-a-a-h-y.n il is, I'm sing
ing, il's music in your ears is ringing;
won't sting yon, sling you, ST. ing Id scorn
TO do so mean IA Thing. A h-u-m bug it is,
not me that bites. Take care don't slap
never fights. SLAP whang take care! you
nearly hit me. Twas me, my friend, lha,
Bit ye. There aguin ii comes 10 blows
you fool, didn't touch your nose. What il
the WORLDS the use of slapping-your owr
face. when you should be mapping YOU
own face, when you should be mapping!
h-e-m'm, don't be alarmed, you really ough
10 be quite charmed. Iium-m-m, hum
don't play the boy, | merely sung your lullaby
A whang, again There, there you 90. NJ
use you can'l hil me, you know Now z,
to sleep. Ala you know. Now 90 10 sleep
Alas! you're going, Now for feast, old chap
| go in. All right he's gone; Id have IN,
ill. Say, old sleepy, here's my BILL,
The BEDFORD VALLEY SSAEE.--Two o
our citizens have visited the spot where lhi
huge serpent was seen with u view of cap
turing the monster. They were unsuccess
iul but received abundant success of hi
real existence. They saw aud examined tn
skin he had she'd and found il fully twent