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Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1853-06-21
MISCELLANEOUS.

Professor Alex. c. Barry TrIcopherou
OF Medeaed Compound. for curling, prcscrv
ihg restoring q strengthening the hair diseases
o, he skn curing rheumatic palms. and healing external
WOUNDS bounded by no geographical lines the repua.
s Tn 9 barrys ieoPherons pervaes the Union. The
saes Oh the article OF late have ncreasein ratio
that almost belief Professor Harry after care
iu examination OF his sales book finds the number or
10 orSer IN quantities OF from half gross
600. ~
unnecessary to present at length evidence of the
properties OF the trcopEerous when the public
nave uInished such endorsement this. cheap
ness art ce and the explanations ven OF its chem
zeal upon the hair, the scalp all cases OF s
percial irritation, IL 10 the atentinn
OF the people This was all that the desired Ev
cry bottle advertised itslI The effects of the fluid exceed
ed ed expectation 1t acted like charm The ladies'
United States found they must have it; thus was built
up trade of extent hitherto uGheard OF as
regards articles OF this kind Tho highest point has not
yet been reached and 1t is believed the sales this year
viii be million and half OF bottles.
Depot and mandatory, No 1871 Broadway, New York
Retail price, twenty five cents large bottle.
discount to purchasers by the quantity Sold by
al the principal the United and
Canada Mexico West Indies, Great Britain France and
byJ. Ii. Patterson, Wheeling, Va Junet4dtwSw6m.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1853-06-21

,,.,vr Market Square, has added large
NJ =, s,ock, and has on hand splendid assort-
ly to h sI.I.s travelling and work baskets, knife
,o1es, &c. -----
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Mammoth Hat Store.

No. 146 AND las MAIN STREET, WHEELING, VA.
D. the demand has on hand and is receiving from The
Eastern cities and manufacturing OF largest stocks
of Hats and Caps that has been offered in this city,
consisting OF every variety and style in use, all
which will be sold at the lowest possible price, Wholesale
and retail.
Persons wanting Hats or Caps win please call and ex
anime the stock for themselves, shall always be
pleased to show Goods, and best
suit customers. ap21 S. AVERY.
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IDwIS A. cLABAUsH. ~ =, =, -

FOUNTAIN HOTEII.
Undersigned having purchased the lease and efeefs
OF mat Old established house. tho ForxrAIN HoTEt
street, Baltimore, and having repaired and re fur
AZ heavy outlay now Offer to their friends and Tie
Tort and convenience. ~ ~ a. SNA-t-
me Ladies' Ordinary, end the suites OF rooms attached
Will DC iouna 10 AFFORD the comforts OF home to faniea
wh s me situation ofthe house quiet
tbs most central situation for tie man of business
oeng IN The centre OF business affords as convenient
any other hotel in the city. mugs a.
IL VIII be the desire and pleasure of the proprieor 10
promote the comfort OF the guests OF the house ~
@P'-ly CLA BAUGH d. BROTURR
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Chickering's Piano Fortes.

Oh1ChO11HB ., Z 4dIIU VSUI I6S,
f-@a- THE subscriber being appointed agent for
the sale Of CHECKER. ns's Plano Fortes ior
H III HI 1Western Virginia, keeps constantly hand
Va good stock OF those celebrated lnstru-
mens, which acknowledged by the most eminent pro-
fessora OF music to be the best in this other
try. These instruments offered at Boston prices
ding earrage wtha general stock of musical chandse
and Variety Goods, wholesale and retail.
11sOd Pianos taken III exchange. Pianos to let. MI.
sic taught at No. % Union street.
ma14 ~ JAS. MELLOR.
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ECONOMY is Wealth.

SAVE YOUR TIME AND FUEL.
THE AMERICAN SOAP COMPANY are manu-.
featuring their celebrated Toilet and Laundry Soaps in
this market These Soaps presented to The public
the Labor Saving articles discovered, and wor
thy of the fullest They do the work of the
with boiling pounding rubbing etc. consequently saving
fuel, and Of clothes. Not more than one
fourth the labor Is required TO do tie Washing of a
family Washingis done by simply rubbing the soap on
clothes most soled and placing them in water
sufficient TO them-et them remain few hours
then slight hand rubbing, and good rnsng will rake
them perfectly and beautifully bleached, without in
jury to the most delicate fabric The cost OF these
is than those ordinarily used MeTinos Silks,
shawls, etc, may BIO washed with perfect safety. fair
trial is all ask Depot No. 1917 Ma ket Square. West
side. je9-tf J. WElTBRECHT.
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DIR, Gordon Harris,
GRAnHATE ar GA NpRIIlHE

w = NhNDUft = UT 3ONNIbWIDGE.
HFFlCE-BatmoTe Lock lnfirmary, No. 81 south Gay
" street, opposite the exchange BniIdngs, Baltimore.
practical experience or 20 years enables Dr. II.
to insure sornd and speedy in certain class of Dis
cases. which have too long been yielded byreguar phys
fden.ially either in person or by letter. >
UPesons at distance cured at home by addressing
ettor to DIR. Harris, amore Md. All communicate
codeat, remedies sent by mail to any ofthe U.
See advertisement on fourth page. apr4-1y
SrOGKrON.o ;rRI-M EEKLY EXPRESS, :
og IREtouT. rs F.lt
From Wheeling to Washington ss
= Heavy Goods 90 cents per 100 lbs.
From Wheeling to Claysville- t'f'
Heavy G ooas 20 cents per 100 lbs
From Wheeling to West Alexander go y -
.l...-I ~ II. Heavy Goods 10 cents per 100 lbs.
U1-Packages weighing less than 100 pounds will be
Charged % cen Is, TO any point on tile road. H.
special contracts FOR carrying eight can be made by
calling at Stoc gton, Russell & Co.'s Monroe street.
Mheeng..- anEe &C L w. SToCkTON.. ).
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FLOOR AND GENERAL
Rneinar.


VIE undersigned, late OF the fl m OF woOk & N.Y.
MEX, OF Winchester Virginia, takes this otpG,tutA
70 extend TO his friends lis heartfelt thanks for their
liberal patronage SIT resident OF this city, emo beeA
eave 10 inform them that he has taken waIehonsn No T.
South Howard Street, lately occupied by Mr.. JsG "
BELL and formerly BY the late ELlAs Shaw, tosei.f
win warehouse No 2, South Howard Street, Il YES h
ample room TO do any reasonable Flonr q Gen.
erat Cont:ston B1Sess. The location is good one f,r
me SAFE OF all kinds OF country produce he respect.
He will also give strict attention to the purebax. a,
tGsteT, sGH FiSf and GGno, And his kLowledpe III
the wants OF the Agricultural and Mercantile commnitv
consigumeIts orders with which he NAV be farorsi
Will be promptly and faithfully attended to.
MICHAEL BANNER,
Baltimore, March,, 1853. 'A'N '''ss'
References:
Messrs. Pollard, Byrd & Co;
Stuart a Son;
Chas. 4. Grmbril;
WING HESTER.
Horny N. Brent, Cashier orthe Bank oftie
Valley;
Bank;
Messrs. Baker q Brown;
Chas. L. Wood a Co.
Messrs. Amman, Mcguire a Co;
Logan, Carr q Co;
o. w. Heiskell,
Jno. r. Morrow.
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IPRoSPECTUS
M TnR

$50 TTON PLANT,',
A SOUTHERN Commercial Organ Published al Wash.
IN ingon City. to promote Direct Trade. grcuture and
the development Of our resources To advocate at Wash
ngon Also the nte ess Of the South in regard to the Pa
Consul nt and r. G. Barnwell, Of South Caro-.
lima, long connected with DeBows Reviews Subscrip
ton $500 address Jas. H. M,Meehcn, Wheeling, Va,
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venture LEFT yesterday to assistlin
THFsaL1 non Rice's Equestrian Troupe and Me-
~ to this city. - ar
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NEw P0'trcArross.-M'Mechen has laid upon
"Syl0ia Seabnry, or Yankees in Japan, the Ro.
mantle adventures of a Sailor Boy" by Henry
na1el' who seems to be Aippant writer of excl
p "Philp in Search Of Wife, by Gentleman
Butterfly" pleasing story of cruise after a
E0asy'' Lady's Book for June with rich embel-
Taments, fashion plates. and choice leading. We
cup The following pleasant chime from its pages.
IN This in,olerable hot weather most everybody
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BALTIMORE.


sWh1teley Brothers & Stone.
DRY q GODS,
Ega No.l2 Hqnoper ST., near Baltimore 81 >
mar26-6m lBALTiMoRE. - -
WAITER CROOK. JR.. -7--=- =
uPhSlstery mud Piper Hanging Warehonae
No. i220 Baltimore ST., near C6arles 81 :. 20 20
AS In store, curtain material anu trimming such as
damask. Cornce, etc.. '~"eS' "otstea
-9.7zs UPHOLSTERY GOODS
rain and figured plush. hail cloths, velvet. rimDs
webbing, piano and table covers shses
PAPER HANGING,
together with deeoao atom aI visras
border eis all owheh will be sold pleasing terms
MARTIN & AOBSON,
Fl0ur and General Commission Merchants,
CORNER krTs x aT Az BAL 61LTt"oRE srs
80. eANTlkLD. W. 3. cANFIELp j. H. HEREpII9-
CANFIELD, BROTHER, & Co.
229 baltimore Street, Corner of Charles,
WHoLEsALE IMPORTERS, MANUFACTURERS
AND DEALERS IN FINE WATCHES, RICH JEwELRY,
SILVER, PLATED, AND ALBArA WARE AND
FANCY GOODS!
III AVE orened their new store with a splendid stock o
GOLD AND SILVER wArcHEsi
and ss msksrs 10 London Liverpool
every one OF which is guaranteed to perform accurate
SILVER WARE OF OUR OWN nANuFAcruRrr
Silver Tea and Coffee Sets, Gobets, GUYS, TumbIels
Ice Cream KnSes NpSn hGTss Pe and Cake
lars, &C., OF designs. 80 ~ ~
PLATED WARE.
Office and Tea Sets, Urns Tea Kettles large and srnaII
val, Ob!ong and round shapes; Castors Cake
baskets' Epe'gness, Flower and Fruit stands, &c.
DIAMOND WORK!
superb collection OF Diamond Bracelets and Ring,
suitable for W eddiig Gins.
JEwELRY!
This branch of business surpassed by any e
aoIisnent III the country; having workmen employed u-
der our supervision, constantly making new STYLES
factories which enables to give customers the
latest fashions, and at low prices.
FANCY GOODS!
Writing Desks, Work Boxes, Chess Men, Gard Bas-
kets, Cologne Bottles, elegant Vases Partisan Mar lie
Statutes Paris BIonzes, Fine Paintings, Papier Mache
Tables and Work Stands Porte Monnaies superior Co
ogne French Pertunleres Rosewood Leather Dres-
sling Cases. English SOAPS, Tooth Brushes Hair Brushes
DC.
SUPERIOR ALBATA wAREi
New Patterns OF Forks, Spoons Ladies' ETC. OF this arti
Gle, which Is fast superseding silver ware.
SPLENDID MANTLE CLocKsi
Bronze and Gilt Mantle Clocks elegant designs black
yellow, drab ard white marble do; French Porcelain do;
richly decorated.
WATcH TooLs MATERIALS, the best quality con-
stantly kept on hand and carefully selected.
For the convenience or customers have erected a
large spacious store, giving customers every facility
inspecting our extensive stock OF Goods Adjoining the
retail sales room, have fitted another room, over
lO0 Ieet in depth, for the Wholesale Department.
Every article from establishment warranted
TO be as good as represented
GPersons visiting Baltimo e, will we'll TO examine
our assortment Orders from the country will be attend
GANFiELD, BROTHER g. Co.,
229 baltimore ST., S. West corner of Charles.
Sign The Golden Eagle.
Baltimore. March 24,-lw1y -
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FANCY GOOns.
FRHDK. FIcKEY & SONS,

q n @ Y @ o O n
FREDK. FICKEY & SONS,
$50 BALTIMORE STREET.
Importers of English, German end French Fancy
Goods,
HAVE now in store their Spring assortment of Porto
IL Monnaies, Violins, Percussion Caps, Accordeous,
Tooth and Nail brushes, Rosewood and liufalo Hslr
brushes Combs of every description, Cutlery, Fana But
ETC., ETC.
In the Hosiery lire full assortment of white Brown
and mixed cotton hose Isle, Thread and silk hose
yoon hose OF every description, Isle Thread silk
hose OF every description Cotton Thread and Silk Gloves
Filley SewaIt's Patent Thread Cotton, Thread ami,
etc. etc.
Dealers i'll find the most extensive In thts
nIar24-dvvtf
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Hooks NJ ThomPson's.

D'AuB1GgE's Reformation. volume $, Mecosh> on
IL Divine Governments; Alexander's History of israeli
fish Nation; Alexanders Consolation; The Princeton
pitt edited by John 7. Duied, Howle's Scots Worthless;
Trenchs Notes Miracles and Parallels of Lord;
Coenan's Ancient Christianity Exempnfed; Sherlock on
Divine Providence Aexander's Moral Philosophy,
SCIENTIFIC. 81
Browns Grammar of G rammers; Lardner his Steam
Engines Trantwive on Railroad Curves; Mahans Eng.
neerng Borden's formulae of Railroads. UTe's Dict
aryof Arts Manufactures and Miners; Loudon Eneyc
lopedia OF Architecture, etc.
MISCELLANEOUS.
Shady Side; Sunny Side; Peep at Number Five; Tell
Tale by the author OF Sunny Side; Rowing Adventures
Lavengro the Scholars Tho Gipsey; The Priest by Geo
Borrow. author OF the Bible in SPAIN etc Lanmans P
co and Peru.
Together with general assortment OF School Books.
Stationery, wall rarer, window blinds, fi:e Screens,
Matches, Backing, etc.
For sale by JOHN H. THOMPSON,
les 10 Monroe
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New Furniture and Chair
Wars Roopos

y fftltsI tKaI6 IAUUIuS,
MUNDAY & COTS invite the attention OF house
M Keepers and others their N1w Furniture Chair
Ware Rooms. in the brick building No. 1es Market
stl Get, below the Market House. They are
prepared furnish al In their such Drea
sing and Plain Bureaus Secretary and book Cafes
Dining and Tables. SOFAS, Dyans. Ottonais,
&C., Fancy What Notss Fancy Work Stands. Claire
Windsor ard Cane Seat, Mahogany In every yATiety.--
viii be furnished promptly 10 order, a tho lowest priees
WeTespcctfly invite the public call and examine our
aoek, feeling assured that render In an
iasea spt1-3md
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1853-06-21

cur -Tbe mercury in the thermometer yes
%AiA' ne shade, stood at ss degrees.
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ny PHILA EARLE.
Sad changes on times belts
. are slowly, sadly tolled;
Sweet voices on the air NJ
SOFT whisper, growing old; {
Ana VewieSs spirits seem to say,
Were growing old, passing away.
The sunbeam's silyery pale
Chill nestle in tho hair,
And dusky pinions sweep
Across the brow 80 lair;
and shadows rest 80 dim and cold
Within the eye when growing old.
Earth's thousand thrilling tones
The same words mournlhl breathe
While ago so Eeebly waits
Our weary brows to wreathe.
But there's thought OF bliss untold
"A loving heart can ne'eT grow old.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1853-06-21

1Go,LMAxis an authorized Agent TO pro-
R-Nr. pllI 1Tis to the Wheeling lntelllsencer.
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REAL EsFAFR SAFES.
ValuabIe I,and foII 4s.1e
Union fcp En- sG GE, ssy

LAM TOh OhLE.
WISH 10 sell farm Wheeling; will sell It
onnoeral terms, anil in one tracts may be
| desired. marc e. JACOB.
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$50 T. HOGE&s SON, NUE.
Attorneys at law & land Agents,
Marshall c. H., Va, MoundsoiHe, p. o,
" ILL practice in Ohio Marshall. and wetzcl counties
W. Particular attention will he given TO collections and
Lahd business All kinds of land constantly for sale.
ap2t-t yd&tw
q AZ. NInunI.. .cnrI.
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9. II. ROBINSON.
Attorney at Law,
BEVERLY, WASHINGTON County, o.
WILL attend. promptly, 10 COLLECTIONS, &c, in Wash
REFER 70: - 80
Hon. S. Nash, Gaiopolis, o.
G. B. Goddard, GAINESVILLE, o.
G Gin K eHS e CO! g Co. Wheeling. Va,
p Rrs Mi,:0S & I F en Baltimore.
w. Palmer, Pittshurg.
+ Temple &. barker, Phisdclrhia. ap31-5m
CURTAIN MATERIAL.
DIcH broeael, buff Hollands and bun danask ehintzeS,
N in curtain widths, just received By
F''i ATTBNT1oMlI
TO PHYSICIANS, DRUGGISTS, AND DEALERS GENER-
ALLY, THROUGHOUT THE WEST.
Wheeling Chemical Laboratory.
Corner of Main and Sd sts.,
CENTRE WHEELING.
HAVING completed my arrangements, am now pre-
III pared to manufacture
st my Laboratory, OF building, Main aud Sd
streets. Al preparations warranted pure andpre7ared
according TO U. s. Dspensatory. Among the numerous
articles mention:
Acids, chemically pure;
Anthony preparations.
Aq Amn,ou fff,
concentrated for blisteringt
Aromatic waters, ofal kinds;
Alcohol, absolute; asf
ExtTEets CAicoholj1
AeTcurial preparations, Calonel, etc.i
T. Sweet Spirits NitIe; ,sss.sss7 ESQ
49, Cfloroform, etc, etc.
to lie u ana sod { insnnset.-
rerss priees.tz3 90 5sp2e+fy lsl .klCltp BLp NJ.
plAtIfs54 KILLS q CALDWELL
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1853-08-23
Arrival Of the steamer Africa.

New YORK, Aug. 1.-THE steamer Ar.
rica, with advices from Liverpool to the 3Olh
ul., arrived al this port this morning.
Another Hungarian refugee had escaped :
from Beyroul, and al Smyrna he went,
aboard Loyd's Austrian steamer, where he
was arrested by lhe Captain as an Ausrian
subject, but escaped by jumping overheard.
and cast himself on the American Consul
for protection. which was not only afforded
him. bu. The Consul forced the Captain of
'he steamer TO deliver up The refugees wife
and children.
llay is in u leverish state, especially
The Roman erri!nries. with symptoms of an
Iinsunec,ion. Riots had occurred a, BuIop-
ma aud Ravenna; The lauerplace is reported
in stale OF siege, numerous assassnaiions
had laken place there, among. others, The
Secretary Of The Republic ofSan Marino
The city Of Rome was ina very excited
state, and being reported thai several patriot
leaders We're in, tie ely, the police were ac.
lilvelg trying to lerretlh out e@
The Exports Of bfeads.ufIs is prohibited
from Ancona. sr rs.
l. - Pp'h1pi NIiolo SAlo1S ONlNCCu IllUa ulIU~
lislry and rePres. n'aIives in Denmark.
The cholera was raging fatally a, Copen.
bugen.
Austrian workmen have been forbidden
to, visit Swilzelland, by the Emperor.
aCohcElu has written an.e1poSe of The pres.
cnl government of fCuba, and has asked per.
mission of The Spanish government TO pub
Iishil@ ~
Nothing new had lranspired regarding the
late affair al Smyrna. n
| There is no news Of inleres, from France
or England.
From Turkey we learn that the Sultan
had signed the agreement, dictated by France
and England, and itwus understood Austria
would send an ambassadorio ST. Petersburg;
beyond this norhing had uanspred. s
The Por'e'sprolcst against the cccupa-
lion of Tho principal'ies was .emperaIely
written. f.,
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NeWspapcr-dOnl.

1t is beyond my comprehension how Me.
lived nine hundred and si1ty.nine
years without a newspaper; or, what The
mischieflNoah did, during thai forty days
shower. when he had exhausted the study OF
Natural History. Il makes me yawn to
think Of it, Or what later generations did.
the furnished hal(-hour before meals or,
when travelling, when the old stage. e.coach
crept up steep hill, some dusty hot sum-
.mer noon. Shade Of Franklin how they
must have been cnnuyed !
How did they ever know when flour had
'riz'--or what was the market price Of pork,
small tooth combs, cotton, wool aud molas.
ses. How did they know whether Queen
Victoria had made her brother an uncle OF
an auntl How could they find out whether
Fanny Fiddleslick was Naplhali Wilkins
sister What chistanized gouly old mer
and snappish old ladies What kept the
old maids from making mince-meat Of pretty
young girls? What di6 love.sick damsels
dofor 'swect bits of poetry and touching
continued storiesl' Where did their pupas
find solace when The coffee was muddy
the ioast smoked and the beefs;eak raw, OF
done 10 leather What did cab.drvers do
while waiting for d ,ardy patron3 What die
draymen do, when there was "a great calm
at the dry,goods store of Go Ahead & Co.
What screen did husbands dodge behind
when their wives asked them Tor money =
Some peuplo define bappinessto be one
thing, and some, aho'ler. | define II TO b,
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1853-08-23
Arrival Of the Steamer RaItic.

New YoRK, Argy8 The'steameriBa Baltic,
with uavices rom Liverpool TO the 9Th up,
has arrived a this port.
! There is nothing fupner Of a decisive
chotacter from Russiasbut theedifliculdes
were considered as ended
The accounts from The English ndelrsh
crops ures(avorabls. s
Z The ship J, Gs bound ffomNew York
70 liverpool, was burned al seas The crew
were saveds 1@
Sli was rumoted in England that Prince
Napoleon win marry The daughter Of Chris.
tin, ofSpain, aud become King Of Mexico,
The dates from China are 40 the l6ih
Jane. 'Ehe Empire was divided, and Nam
King has become independent Of the Tartar
dynasty, . -
V A general rising Was expected al Canton.
An extensive conspiracy was discovered
al Vienna, and flly Students had been ar
Fes,eds az
! Although the Czar's acceptance Of the
proposition had hot beenannouqced, ye' de
.mdlter was deemed selled, and his accept.
pnee was daily expected.
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1853-08-23
DeuOteo 10 1)oIiti6s, Iiterqhlre, agrifi
P0MER0Y TUESDAY

a room 'carpeled and furnished, with "ex.
changes with place cleared in the midd le
lor.wo arm chairs; ono for clever editor.
aud one for yourself. i say ills 10 take up
those, papers, one by one,and laugh over The
funny. things and skip .he stupid ones,--io
admire The ingenuity Of wouldbe literary
lights, who piller one haIflheir original (!)
Ideas and steal lheremonder; say it is TO
shudder thanksgiving that you are not in
the marriage lisi,---lo try, for the hundred!h
lime, 10 solve The riddle; How can each pa.
per that passes through your hands be The
best and cheapest periodical in the known
world ~ tgsyYs54 fa4atl 6tHtia silI ai
say il is 10 look round an editorial sane
tum. inwardly chuckling at the forlorn ap.
pearance it makes withou, feminine fingers
10 keep it tidy; TO see the looking lass
yelled with cobwebs; the dust on The desk
thick enough to write your name in; the
wash. bowl and towel mulauo color; the soap
liquifed TO Jelly (edhors like soll.soarl Vi;
the table covered with heterogeneous mass
Of manuscripts, and paper folders, and wa
lerS, and stamps, and bIotting- paper, and
0HFGlOpCo, uHu ullSS uho lOhClo OOIii-
pIimenlary, beIligerent and pacific.
say ii is 10 hear the ediIor complain, with
frown, of the heat and his headache TO
conceal a smile whlle you suggest the prob
ability OF relief if window should b. open.
ed TO see him start at your superior pro-
(undity; to hear him say, with groan, how
much proof he has 10 read before he can
leave for home; to take off your gloves and
help him correct ito hear him say, there
is book for review, which he has not time
TO look overs to take folder and cut the
leaves, and affix guide'boards for notice al
all the fine passages. see him kick over
an innocent chair, because he cannot gel
hold Of the RICH, word for an editorial 10
feel (while you help him to it) very much
like The mouse who gnnwed the lion out Of q
net. and then to take up his paper some days
afler, and find paragraph, endorsed by him
"deploring the intellectual inferlori'y of
woman!" .... ..t.o-.. ...
That's what ! call happiness!
&s FANNY FERN