The Minnesota pioneer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn. Territory) 1849-1855, 1853-09-08

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We have no hesitation in saying that we con
slider the man who does not expend more thar
half his income caiii.f and nuser How h.
expends il. is altogether different question; bu
except in way of gross immorality We are dec
dedly Of opinion that liberal scale OF ex xpendi
ture is a public blessing We have an intense
antipaihy to the mean apO,hegns which we DC.
casonally see quoted, we presume from the mar
gin Of The MIser's Almanac. Waste not
want not" a pin day is groai year
"A penny saved is penny gos!' " There
are 80 sixpences in pound. aud pound is The
seeding Of hundred" No doubt there is a germ
Of truth IN all the propositions tor II Is absurd 10
be recklessy exravageut as 1t would be TO eat
Bank Of England notes with your bread and but
ter; but the relteralion Of them Is offensive, and
they sound iise the maxims OF scayenger. One
coat IN year ls will sufficient 10 cover your ma
hedness; bu, If you can afford lhecl by all means
get three or four
Ia the first place your appearance will be ma
terialiy improved, which, let tell sou, is ofien
no mean consideration, in so Ear as your own in
,erest is concerned. Many clever fellow has
been Goouied, through sheer seediness, 10 hard
struggles and disappointment, and has most un-
Justly blamed his stars, whereas, Il: fac, the fault
lay with his apparel. We are acquainted with
meriorious Wbigh, who has three tines been
cruelty used by his party accoun, Of the invet-
crate gfeaSiness Of his garments. In The next
place you haze the comfortable conviction that
you cont ibuling your just share 10 the g. p
port OF a score OF excellent individuals, including
the farmer, manufacturer and ship, who ooks 10
you for daily cabbage. And lastly, you become
the possessor of stock Of old clothes, which il
you have the feeling of gentlemen, YOU VIII be-
stow upon some INDECENT Chrs:ion instead Of base
ii banerlng them TO a ler.te.
I SARATooA-Lis,en, TO the way in which Mr.
Sullivan, recent English traveller in tn, United
States, sets down the fashions Of Young America
IT IFS great watering PLACE:
"Saratoga, the Cbelienham Of America
though from the vulgarisms one sees perpe,rated
there it reminded one more Of Ramsga,e IN Au-
gu,t--ls The paradise o! snobs, and IL, without ex
ception, the most odous place ever spent twen-
ty-sour hours In. |; is famous for some mineral
springs and crowded during three or four months
OF the year with New York and Boston shop
! Keepers and snobs, dress within an inch of their
/ lives; women ia excess Of Parisian fashion, with
shou sleeves; men IN extra Newmarket and bad
Parisian 81, .crammed to the nutuber OF three or
four Thousand IN five or SIX large hotels, break
fasting together al o'clock, snnrking and flirting
/ he whole lime. 1 he men smoke ali day, swing
ing IN rocking chal's, and squirting tobacco juice
between their feet, or over thar neis ishmbor :
shoulders The ladies promenade before them,
talking iord, and making eyes--aitogether 1t Is
the Qu.utessence OF snobism, beating Ramsgate
or Nargate in August. In the latter places The
cochneys have pretense whatever, but eat
Shrlmps ont Of raw5erry pottie, ard bury them
seves IN the sand, because they really ENJOY 4, g,
and don't slNpence what oiher'peoPe think
of them; whereas at Saratoga, il lady was TO
60 TO dinner IN a morning dress y gentleman
/ ,ycll L ab,ut sI,n 49,, nrtTt,,,
would be so strong against them lnat ihe friends,
il they bad any, wonid have to cut them"
( rEF1nITIoN OF D0GMArsat 80 Robert
my dear" said Jenney, with the deficient oi Il
schoior, " Robert what IN ihe ~ ord did Mr.. Cai-
raway mean when he said he hated dog dogma
tim -
1opps was puzzled.
Robert, ny dear, what in the world IS dog
matlsm'
Now it was the weakness Of Tcpps never to
confess gnGrance of anything 10 his wife. " y
man never should do it,
! Topps had been known in a conv.al season to
dc re, g Ii makes 'em conceicd" " Nhefeup-
on Yopps prepared himself, az ii was lis want o
make solemn, satisfy Ing answer.
/ Taking Of bis hat, and smoothing The wrinkles
Of his brow, ne sad
! Humph What is dogma,sm? Il Is this, Of
couise-dogmat.sm X pnpp! ism come to It's full
growih.''
RrcoCN NArIoN OF MERIr.--To acknow !
edge every specirs Of merIt Is the prvlledge OF il
liberal minded n.aD.- [Goetha.
SUErr's JOKE 81 he candles You sold me
last were very bad said Sueit 10 ID Iailow Gland
Ter. " Indeed, sir, am very sortl lor ihat.
- Yes, sir; do YOU know they burnt 10 the md
de, and would thfn butn no Ionger!' ~ Gu
surprise me, what SIR did they 70 ou,?'' "No,
SIR, no: they burnt shorter.''
When the Bakets sung in Os"eeu, q dog in
search Of his master, got upon Tlaiiorn,'n order
to survey The audience. 4 he incident vas slight
Is iaughuble; but iitte 10y amotg The conpa-
a! brcu cughi the house down by the pun-->'l.e' s
one cl The Bakers" So says'he Times.
The one idea which history Exhibits as ever
mere des clipping Itself into greater disiHc'ncss, ls
the idea of humani'ythe noble endea,our 20
throw down all The barriers erected between men
by prejudice and one sided views; md by setting
aside the distinctions Of religion, county aid co..
or 10 treat the whole human race one troii er-
hood, having one great object-lhe free develope-
,uenl Of our spiritual naiurc.-tH Humboldt Cos
mos
! MARY, GREEN OF Scors Upon an occa-
sion when the beautiful Scottish queen, N The
/ full ,igor of her char,ncs, was walking IN pro-
cesson at Paris, woman forced her way
/ through the crowd to touch her. Upon being ask
ed hat she meant by her hod IN rrsicn, she sand
! il was only to satisfy herself whca!heI so angelic
a creature was hesn and blood.
"You say, Mrs. Jones. that you have lived
with the defendant for eight years. Does the
court understand from that you are married TO
liu.,"
/ ..In corse il does"
"llave Won a marriage certi6caiei"
eyes, Your honor, three on 'em-iwo gFis snd
boy"
Real lovers Of gardening never consider 5ny-
Thing trouble that has in 1t the remotesi iiAei
hood of success
"HaIlo! say, whs, did yoI say your nedi-
cine would cure - "Oh, i'N cure everything,
heal apything." "Ah well, III take bottle
ma,be M heel my boots, they need 1t bad
enough -
! Cuar FOR CRoLIC IN HoRsrs.-No disease
nTpory horses has so many remedies PRESCRIBED
for i,s cure, nearly all Of which nave failed, as
that Of cbolic The following has been used m
an extensive livery stable In town for many years,
and ne. er known TO fail:--Oil oftu psntlue ~
sulphuric ether cz., sweet spirits "f ni're 3
ounces. Give it at che dose, and repeat IN two