The Cedar Co. news-letter. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1853, 1853-11-12

long hntO olaeTs WHAT tHty Nouia
that men should DO unto them.
Rry- When Mrs. Partington read in
the newspapers that Jenny Lind had q
fellow feeling in her bosom, she ex-
claimed:
"Lor me that's Just what the young
men used to do when ! was gal!'
EY@ Rose Darlington says she never
cared much about grand spectacles, or
other sights but there were two things
she would have liked to have seen---the
incubation of Frank Pierce, and the cor
poration of Queen Victoria.
ssg"Mr. Jones, don't you think mar
riage is a means Of grace g
Certainly, my dear Madam anything
is means of grace that breaks up pride
and leads to repentance"
Exit Mr.. Jones, under the influence
OF mop handle.
nrg-"Do You believe in second love,
Mr.. MeQuade z"
IDOL b'heve in second love2 Humph,
if a man buys a pound of sugar, isn't it
sweet and when its gone, don't he want
another pound? and isn't that sweet, too
Troth, Mrs. Murphy, believe in second
love!'
sGy This is evidently an age of re-
fnemens. The old adage, that "you
should not count your chickens till they
are hatched," has been thus rendered by
a professor Of etiquette: The proau.
GERS OF poultry should postpone the CEN
sus Of their juvinile fowls, ill the period
of incubation is fully accomplished '
Dem foine-isn't 4"
Eka General Zareriba had a very
long Polish name. The king, having
heard of it, one day asked him good
humoredly, "Pray, Zaremba, wha. is
your name z" Tie general repeated
his long name. sNhy," said the king,
.sthe devil himself never had such name. >
81 should presume not, sill" replied the
general, las he was no relation OF mine.
fs9 Sheridan is reported to have once
fallen into coal-cellar on hisway home
after good supper at DTury Lane; and
his abuse Of the vender for not keeping
aGght at his cellar-door was warmly re-
torted BY the wife. "D--n it." cried
Sheridan, who was not hurt, do you think
! want to pocket your Goals 7"--"No" re-
torted the woman, "but your nose may
set the eoal-hole on FIRE"
Ee1A loohel-on at gaming table
having observed one player very grossly
cheating bis antagonist, took the pigeon
aside and said;
GOOD heavens. have you not obsery.
ed how yillanously that fellow has beer
picking the cards 2
Tee other, with a knowing look an
swered: Pray, don't be under the leas
concern about that intend TO pick hi
pocket as soon as he has done playing.
szaspeaking Of dogs says Thay
er to his friend Warren, lean you tel m,
how many dog days there are n n year Z
"fes; about fifteen or sixteen, suppose.
"You are wrong; there are more thar
that" exclaimed Tnayer, you know
Mr. Shakespeare says, every dog ha
his day'-aad all tie dogs haven't beei
counted yet-so there's no knowing e1
actIy how many dog-aays there are.
re- A deputy sheriff, in Springfield
Massachusetts, levied an attachment re-
Gently on travelling show that had ex
hi1ityd in tia; city, and TIE following
copied from MS return: "by virtue G
this writ | tits day attached seven horses
three wagons, one grizzly bear, On
Christ aud twelve Apostles, one ten
win fixtures, ard q lot Of animals Gale
the Harp Family tae property &c.
gan auct.onecr, speaking to
householder about the situation Of an "a
tate tie was 10 sell, IN a level neigEbof
hood, said, Ire country is exceedlngt
beautiful, aud d. 80 admire nc td.
$50 d. |. SIT, SAID tie ginning Joke.
"Who is tia, lovely girls' excIaime
the witty Lord Norbary, N company Wi
his friend Counselor Grant
"Miss GAS, lepied tie Counccllo,
"G!ass!" reiterated the laeetloas Judzt
al should o..ea become mtoXicate
could place suea glass 70 my bps
First class il Geography
7eacaerr Boh bound ..e United State
S.hot4r. TIE a.tel States IS hoaat
ed "a tie Eaat IL Sun RE; Nest !
Sun Set; Mort b tie Arctic Expedit.ot
and South as f., Is you dart. pisase!
"EpreArtos RI. ~ precious you'
in . ccantry tow4 IN Massachusetts, Ia
arrived 70 tie age q nine years, Wit
his father sent him 10 school. lie stos
beside Ills teaeaer 10 repeft the phabe
"Waa.'s that! I" asked tie teacher
Harrow " s5eifcreafe3th Tile arc. ln. IN
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