The Rutland County herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1852-1855, 1853-11-11
Budget Of Dar,eiies.

Duegei Of Daf,ahes.
-- A day or vo ago Quaker and a
ho,-hoaded youth were guarding in the
street. The broid-brimmed Fnend kept
his temper most cquably, which seemed
bat to increase the anger Of the other.
yellow said the latter in a passion,
81 don't know a bigger fool than You are"
finishing the expression with an oath.
'Stop, friend replied the Quaker, 'thee
forgcliest myself"
- To cure pllpitstion Of the heart, pro.
cure young woman alive, and having as
certaincd the region Of her heart, press the
organ closely against your own, until the
pain ceases. For regimen, use cooling
drinks and moonlight sbou, half-and half.
1t never fails to cflcc, a cure.
49, We often hear Of Irish gallantry, but
Africa is equal to ireland. A negro driver
Of coach in Texas, stopping to get some
water for the young ladies in the carriage,
being asked what he stopped Tor, replied
II am watering my flowers" A more
delicate compliment could not have been
paid.
- Some Sybarite says; 'Our rule. for
lady printers would not require them TO
participate IN the ordinary drudgery of set
ting type. Their sole duty should be the
distribution Of one, two, and three 'em bra
ces.7
49, You may persuade a man that he is
wit or sage-a philosopher or phian-
thropist but you might as well undertake
to cross the Atlantic in a tca-cup as to
make him believe he is fool. Sceptcs
are advised to experiment upon the stupid
est friend they have.
The Missouri Legislature has bill
before tin accordance with suggestion
IN the Governors message-to provide that
no mln be allowed to endorse note with
ont the consent of his wife, and that no
endorsement shall be valid without such
consent.
IL
ways easier than a stopping posture, be-
cause It i. more natural. and one part is
better supported by another. SO it is ca
'ier 10 be an honest man than knave. 1t
IS also more graceful. [Shelton.
- Mr. Job Sass, of Walpolc, Norfolk
county, state of Massachusetts, at present
residing at the Phoenix Hotel, Dcdham, in
letter To the H,raH says that his wife
EDITORIALS grandfather was The fust Man
tn leave The battle field on Bunkors hitcs."
In the geography of young America.
the following boundaries Of the United
States are now g.lbly given :--Eas, by sun
rise, West by sunset, North by the Arctic
Expedition, and South las far down as we
darn please"
- DO not swear, for it is mean, vulgar.
cowardly, implying a fear of not being be-
lleved without an oath, and very ungcntle-
manly II Is indecent, foolish, abusive to
the mind that concovcs the oath, to the
tongue which nttcrs 1t, and TO the person
at which II Is aimed.
1890 In Gibson county, H., Euclid Wills
ran away with the wife of Joseph Frede-
rlck. the lady leaving two children behind
her, probably To console her husband in
loneliness, and the gentleman leaving his
father corpse To await sepulchurc at the
hands of strangers.
- Europe is just now threatened with
the cholera and a scarcity Of bread, and if
war be superaddcd by man 10 these scourgcs
of God, the record of the coming year will
form one Of the mos, horrible chapters in
modern history.
4 lady meeting girl who had lately
lcil her service, inquired, We'll, Mary
where do you live now 2
please ma'am,' answered the girl. 4
don't live anywhere now FIN married
ma'am."
- Advice 10 young men-hye tempe
utely-go 10 church--auend 10 your af.
iairs-love all the pretty girls-marry one
OF them-llye like a man, and die Ike
Christian.
When an Irish girl was asked, few
days ago, whore her mistress was, who
bad gone TO water-cure establishment.
she replied that her Adyship had gone to
soak"
PLEsssNT.-To make money ourselves,
or 10 see our neighbor lose II. By the way.
the quantity Of bad luck that man can
endure IN friend, Is really astonishing.
- Advertising
Has enlarged many = small business.
Has revived many a doll business.
Has saved many Il lost business.
lias preserved nany a large business.
Hear II IN mind all business men.
- The Richmond Enquirer has an a1.
s'risemeut Of a gentleman 10 sell hi, rro-
perry, pari Of which was slaves, because
he wants 10 spend the balance Of his day.
as missionary.
A Western editor, speaking Of the
venerable appearance Of stump orator.
$40 mat IN" stood up Ike one Of en-
'e'iA h'' bald head and han4s IN Lis5r,ecGss
Poeksi'
- Whcn an j. done, huuan life !. At the
greatest ADD the best, bot like a forward
oh'.d, ih1i must be p.syed with and hlu.or-
ed imie % kccpt quie, until u falls
asie' p snd then ih- care Is oscr,- lSir ".
Tenp.e.
\ rustic poet says;-"Th-m charms
81 y"aru mast soon d.cay, Wrh sli ,hr
Fy- tha' youth h,s hruus; ! For beauty
cDea'y iad,s nvay Then go II, lad,.
~hiIe you are young"
We q as.ste 10 thc -r,st,-f -la-e
rh' '.7r- rln- tri h,m.-.c