New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1853-05-26
CITY ITEMS.

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r.ssFiH by Mr. FoTss the Broadway. Ala, The Obstinate
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Lps e e: s. e..-: Al;S Eo15 Fi@ .s Life Of
rE ria Law this evening BDn@s Ia the Sf'erOoon No
rov ss KEGS GesS Gs. ss Of Equilibrium
sersOp Of The Revolving Orb &c afternoon aud evening" " Fsa
Frl1s o. HcSsrssssap strength aud agility great variety, this
In AID Scorer hssTRELsT viii be gwen this evening No.
M,IoOr DsliDson Of Character B9Is'9gs Lectures Or
gus Song ks- At Woes hn-tIels No ~ B5osaws}
Msse Meuopo6so Han His lsss egDss[soos
rvs.UN ANTIQUITIES 'open day and evening at No.
p's &c No 0.sg ssonS S @
,r1LEE P.ionss BOy Land &C. corner Of
las AZTEC cabsEs ed other wonders Studio cuOsO No
pns1,sos IcTbs Washington Exhibition Of Arts open No 47
Broadway
~ The weather continued showery yesterday, with
dull hoavy drizzle all the evening.
CovcERr.-The Concert tonight at Metropolitan Hall,
for the benefit Of gDor Ardti whose qualifications as
Musical Conductor recently displayed at the Opera House.
are 80 fully acknowledged On this occasion Madame AL
bon we are officially Informed viii be heard for the last
time in the United States che will sail next Saturday for
Europe Madame De Vries will also appear tonight in
some favorite peces The entertainment ee bill promises
10 be excellent.
We do not re gret that Madame Abon does not remain
among as II is utterly impossible to pay such sums as SIX
hundred thousand anght for voice Novo'e
though extracted from all the angels in Heaven is worth it,
When singers learn reason and the public becomes just
modest sum may be paid for voice in the wayit is
for the musical composition, without which singers could
not exist
Ever since the hypocrcal quackery of the Jenny
Lind crusade auction tickets, charity giviDgs and all
sorts Of humbugs beooI the public this country has bsen
looked upon the grand Geld for vocal erpl"tqtion
umbug reduced TO asystem and there persons who
do the for singers that all the press be
bought to sustain then preensons For on, The Tribune
viii speak for ITSELF and could do necessary for
other journals.
We shall argue against all operas until the pretense nso-
nce and ayarice Of singers brought within bounds
and shall speed their departure until they reduced
the level Of mOdesy and reason.
We would add that NJ Strakosh after very success
fol tour in the West has returned New York. and volun
;es his services for night at this concert contributing
thus greatly to the attractions
FrsrRar OF ROBERT G. CAMrnfrr-The remains o
Mr. Campbell were taken to their last resting place yeser
day afternoon from the residence of his father G. c. Camp
bell ESQ For 50 young man, Mr. Campbell has occu
pied quite prominent position politician entering the
political arena In 1914 beiore he had vote and on attain
ING his majority representing his District in the Legisla
iurc and for long OF years his Ward in thu Junior
Wig General Committee As private Secretary 10 Mr.
Clerk to the Superior Court he faithfully discharged his
duties.
SHARP TRANSACTION 49, WALL STREET SHAVED
Some days since as a fnancier just leaving
bis Office in wast after a busy day ofstocl and banking
operations (which had evidently been satisfactory, since
his countenance that pleasant expression which is
compatible only with unqualified SUGGEST he noticed
eOuntryman with slouched hat homespun coat and thick
Undiscovered boots, driving along COW and calf The
cows udser was trimming u so that fine streams of the
cea fluid were running from her teats The thought Of
pure country milk crossed the brokers' BRAIN aud the
temptation to secure such luxury induced him to pause.
al say" cried he TO the couutryman
Hello yerself' replied the rustic.
That's fine COW you have there"
WAL, yes pretty smart animal, reckon"
"Where do you come from ~
"Dutchess County, a leetlo back of Pokeepsy. Been
drivh all day round town consumed tired eny how"
"ls your COW for sale r.
Don't know; hate to part with her but mough decker.
Like to buyi"
Perhaps So What's your price "
"Look here Mister you can't haveth calf That's half
Devonshire and more'D quarter Durham. want her"
SWELL don't want the calf What viii you take for the
cowie
"What thunderin big house." soloquised the coun.
t'yman, his glance rested the Exchange. Must
cost heap O pewterw
~wasl don't Ike to part with Old Bet but fyoul give
sxiyfye dollars in Calorny sinners you can take her
Lock at that" continued the Yankee, pointing to little
pool Of milk that had gathered the pavement that's
true Old Duchess grass juice tew thirds cream and the
resi- sweet butiemik."
The fnancier thought tie price rather high but the sight
Of the milkand such bag fu-consnce him that the
bargain would be good one he stepped into his ONCE
and produced the gold which the Yankee carefully counted
htied bit &C. to make sure that il was good observing
that "foks are pesky sharp down here and somebody
said This was WaLst Ia better look OUT Having salts
Ned himself that the gold good he turned away with
the calf almost crying at parting with Old Bet who he
said. he loved more'n he did his brother"
The Wsllst gentleman hired Hib rnian to drive old
Bet to his home across the river That night there
rejoicing in Brooklyn Great was the dow OF pure country
milk abundant that the broker began TO think that he
dtSpped the Milky Way. New pans were purchased
the children filed up like demjohns even the cats
had hex extra and Bddy called ali the helps around to
talk over the new wonder The proud owner and his wife
Congratulated each other hundred times went to sleep
only to dream Of sailing in huge tin pan ocean of
milk. Old Bet was fed on neal and beddcd Ike
pet deg Next morning. instead OF fifteen quarts she gave
but three next day about pint and in week she
dry asa book Of logsrithms.
The Wallst fnancier was completely sold The Yan-
Zee nevr Duchess County but bad got an old far
row cow Just drying up borrowed calf set him to nuTs-
ing until the flow was somewhat stimulated then kept the
COW without milking for week. when she was in proper
o'uer 10 appear on Change when be dressed himself
iof The occasion and made his debut in Walst. The
zone brown broker has since sold his TO butcher
or some twenty dollars and taken the milk pans 10 his
enee to pitch pennies ints
g.