Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1853-01-27
Fatt tIa0 shllell.
An Alarmed Trio.

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a few months since, a son of
Er.n, about nine O'Clock one even
ing. called at a country inn and lie |
branded loising Is for tIle night. 1t
was evident Fl pm his appearance
aud actions tia i he amid liquor had
been jrlly com panlons throughout
the day.
/ TIE landlord was a lazy, good
uatured soul, aid had itbibed rath
Ter III ely Ahat day slnnlself. If /
give You light and tell yon where
I tie room Is, 70 b can iinsi the place.
j / presume" sa III the lalltllor,l.
/ "0ch, an it's meseIf ltlat can DO
ltllat mast gantly. Jlst show me
1.-THE way, IN I'll find it azy," rejoin-
ed the IrisIimau.
The directions we're given him,
and also q candle. Hell direct
Ell to 60 10 a room in The second
story of the house. BY the time he
had reached the tcp of tile stairs
his light had become e4tineuIshed,
aHdIhr had forgotten in what ,iirec
ton he was 70 20. Seeing rays Of
l.ght issuing from a rponl, the door
81 wlicl stood slightly .jar, he re-
connoiiered the inside Of the room,
and !onnl il TO containI bed, III
which lay a man, and a stand with
small lighted lamp upon it. Feel
i'ig di.incIinei to make bny farther
search for the room to which lie
had been directed, he diyestcd him
, sdlf Of his clnihing and quietly crept
i 10 The back pirt Of thf bed
lie had ieen in lie bed b.. a few
minutes when young lazy and gen
tIsnan entered tile r4on.. Tie
!, Iiishnlan eyea them clos{iv. They
seated Themselves on chairs in close
/ proximity 10 each Other, tand ait'r
) chatting nierriIy for solnr llGr, the
: young man threw His arm around
| l.rr waist il d consinl, manner, and
inprinted a Hiss upon her tenn t.
ing lips. There vas Hitchfry in
! ii which demanded a Repetition.
'I'he scene amused the Irislln'an
j, vasilr, and hring free friom 5 fish
ness. he concluded that Ills sleeping
Z companion should be q participant
: with him in the GhjoynE ent / the
r scene, aud to tbs end lie y iged
/ him; but his conn a non Sure i not
: lie then pnt his hand upoI HIM
a and found that he was tightly lock
Ii ed III the cold embrace u dea lin
: Synonymous viii, thiF disco verl
l.Hhe bounded out of bri 4xclaiining
e Alurthel! nnrlhrIl : HWY SAINTS
pf lIiyen, perfect me-
He had scarcely tolIthdd the hecI
with his feet, before HE young lady
and gentleman ere ma king rapid
; strides towrrds the stairway, terror
/; 5ning depicted on their connte-
d nances. The, had just : rachch The
: top Of the stairs when tie irisllma'
} came d ,sling along as thougia all
:. the iiends of Efebus were close al
j his heels, intent on nj king linn
their prev, and the Whole fhree went
! tumbling down stairs, and II Is hard
Ito determine which Of the three
reached the foot of the $,aiis lir-l
The landlord stood asIiasl as the
= Ifishman rushed iito Tie bar-rpom
: with nothing between liih aud M
, liiy but a garme ut valgdrly styled
a shirt, the lair On his HEAD stand
: ing upon end, his ye-balls ready 10
start from their sockets, and lie
gasping for breath. 1t " as a Sight
! that onId liaye made a man laugh
, who had woin a vinegar Phiz ffon,
; the day Of his birth Not hing ronIil
inIucc iin to seek bed that night
i again
Waen the young lady a,Id gentle :
man found fIlat it was OF die CORPSE
that lad so unceremoD iously Bound
I'd from the bed, they returned tp
the 70 IN, (ihey being the watchers
for the nj int, and, doubtless, com
menced their courtsbip al the point
where il had been so suddenly bro
ken of.
Punch sIsBderousIy says: The
sun is called masculine from his sup
porting aud maintaining the moon,
and fi,ding her the whn r. mithal 10