The Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1852-1853, 1853-11-16
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24 an FaNtflh Suttoi Sdl Nnht uioueSlV
iS a quality that highly adorns woman and
rlsus man.
Es al ohm. did you 6As any eggs in the
old b, ne pest this moFuings"
"Ao, slr.if Ike old ben laid any. she mis-
laid thrm."
ES-rhe best "female physician" in the
World is 4 husband Nine cases opt of ten
marriage will do girl more good than any
cLhfr medicines.
EE-Ths man who entertained propo.
silion," shortly after turned his guests out
uf doors rs RnSorhy OF hospitality. Served
him right.
RJesny Liad's Baby already begins to
70 devrlepe remarkable musical capacity. 1t
never cries oat Of TUNE, or at The wrong
Sime, ..t ,-
GFQld Stick in the mud says he never
rea the detailed virtues OF the dead npon
the tomb stones, commencing with "herc
ljes." but he thinks SO does the inscription
EF- Hamburg is the source of all Of our
eloauence. Drive humbag out Of our mar
ket, and our senators would be struck as
YPsechIess rs statutes.
E1i-Fanny Fern says il is provoking for P
woman, who has worked all day mending sn
pi coat other husbands toEnd love letter
from another woman in bis pocket.
@- Dean Swift proposes to tax fema e
brsuty. and leave every lady TO rate her own
charms. He says lhr tax Houid be cheer,
fully paid, and Hrry productive.
ES- Ars. Parijnglon says she has aoticed
that whether -four was dear or cheap, she
had invariably to pay tie same money ioi
half a dollars worth
Eg-A popular writer speaking of tie pro-
posed oceanic telegraph, wonders whether
tbs news transmitted through salt water
would be fresh.
EgThe bappiest period OF mans life
is when lie has pretty little wifr, one beau.
iful child, more ready cash than he knows
what to do 8ith, good conscience, and not
eyea in debt TO the printer.
E8-Fhs nice young man who wished to
obtain board in a household where his
''Cbristian example would be considered a
sufficient remuneration" has been taken
in" by the family of a Wall street broker.
y. ETA barber pole pantalooned youth re-
gently wen, Oh visit to his grandmother
in the country, and astonished her very
much by wearing such "patched s.owsers
away from hOme'
Gg'John M"bush, one of Ilucher's com.
pand at Wa'egloo, WAS conquered few
days since hy Capt. R. &. Wbiskey, near
staunton, Va. "Died from intemperance, /"
was the verdict of the jury.
. G9r The daughters of the wealthy have a
queer way of killing time. We called on
one the other day, and found her don 4
what do you pPose:-~working o worsted
cushion for the ooa scuttle!
Ey Matthew Dausberg used TO say, "if
you wish to have Shoe made Of good mate.
Tials, you should make the upper leather OF
the mouth of a hard drinker, ior that never
lets in water"
RwIn the geography of Young America
ihe following boupdaries of the United States
are now glihly shown East by sunrise; Vest
by sunset; North by the Arctic Expedition;
and South as far as ,oe daraed pieaSc'
G1-"Mother, you mustn't whip me for
running away from school any more
"Why?" because my school book says
that ants are the most industrious beings r
Ehc world; and aint ! a true ant2'
&3"Sam Slick says: | believe every crit,
ter in the world believes he's the most enter
sainia' one in it, and there's no getlin' or
any how without him. Conssit grows a.
Haturai rs the hair on ones head, but i,
longer in cuuan' out.
wA clergyman lec!uring one afternoon
10 lis female parishioners saii "Be not
proud that our Lord paid your SIX the dis.
'ingulshed honor Of appearing first to fe-
male after the resurrection, for it was only
done that the glad news might spread the
sooner"
~"Sammv, Snmmy. my son, don't
stand there scratching your head; stir your
stumps. or yon'd make no progress ii
life"
why. father, I've often heard you say
that the only wav to get on in this world
was to scrotch a-hea9
gg-A German. named Churlds Bachaus,
,'rAyed of from Tippessnoe, Miami Co., Ia,
iwo weeks since, in a TT of deeriGm tremens
snd Bis, bones were found few days afle.
IN the woods--the body having been entirely
dsvoufed by hogs! Deceased had been
book-keeper in Cincinnati.
~ Capt. G. w. Gutter, author of til,
"Song Of Steam," and various other poems
has been divorced from his wife by a recen
decree of the Kenton Circuit Court Of Ken
tucky; and is now engaged in writing lay,
poetry to lady in Washington City, Thu
wags the world.
young man was ealarging to lady
aisnd the character and general qualiica.
lions Of a young lady, who was mutual ac
Qusinsanee. The young man wishing +,
commend her gooLness Of heart, laid hi,
Sand upon The region Of his own heart, anc
s&id; She IS all right here" ooh, fudge
was the reply, "that is half cotton"
Gg-It was The Editor Of the Elmra Ga
get!s. in the last number of his paper made
she folowns severe but subliMely truthfu
ALnouncemsnt ''When you see man il
business who will not advertise or take :
Rewapsper, look out for mean pepuriou
skln6at, too tight to enjoy good health, anC
vho holds a penny SO near his eyes that hi
can't sss II dollar" .s.
Ey~ A yopng Miss accepted the offer Of
young man to gallant her home, and afer
yards fearing that Jokes might be cracked
st her expense should the fact hscome pub
hS. dismissed him about half way home, en-
joining secrecy, st.
81 "pon't be afraid" said he. .",f my say
ing anything about it, for feel as much a
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