Butte record., 1853-12-24
REASONS WHY THE MILLION, EAT AT
WINN'S FOUNTAIN HEAD.
BY KIN sMrr

WlNN'S FOUNTAIN HEAD
BY MD sMUL.
When in the course Of human events it be-
comes necessary that some things should be
known as well others, It is but ordinary
justice 10 the good sense OF mankind, to ex-
hlbit the reasons and high considerations i'm
pe4hng thereto. In courtesy 10 1.-THE million"
1t behooves Us to set forth the following
points:
l. Because in this world Of selfshness there
are few who understand creature comforts and
know how to appreciate human wants, and it
Is peculiarly gratifying 10 Caiioruians to
know that Nlnn himself is the chef among
them--ever selecting, personally, the best
provisions IN the markets Of the world 10 set
before the visitors at the FOUNTAIN HEAD.
, Because everybody finds at the FOUN-
TAIN HEAD what the most refined taste de-
mand- or health requires, and is served at all
hours promptly and attentively. by a score Of
the most attractive young men, who hasten up
orders from the kitchen as il by eleetro-mae-
netism. causing all 10 feel more at home, thaa
in other establishments Of LoFTIER preten-
sions
3. Because thousands Of sick persons. after
spending large sums Of money for medical
treatment, have entirely recovered their
Eealths since regularly eating at the FOUN-
TAIN HEAD, and they now conclude, from
their own experience, that there Is more vir-
tue in the good things Of the FOUNTAIN
HEAD than IN all the science and drugs vi the
faculty.
4. Because philosophers assert Il is import
ant fact, that benevolence and kindness are
diffused and strengthened among mankind, in
about the same ratio that the digestive organs
are properly cared Tor and satisfied: hence the
reason why satisfaction smihngy irra1iates
every countenance of ''the million who take
their meals at the FOUNTAIN HEAD
. Because all the Ladies are in favor of
WlNN, owing t. the fact, that quite d number
Of the crustiest bachelors in California have
been softenel in their hearts and been induced
to turn their willing steps towards the State
Of Matrimony. after eating for u few weeks at
the FOUNTAIN HEAD.
8. Because SIX husbands, who were awfully
passionate towards their better halves are
known to have undergone radical change Of
disposition, since, they commenced eating at
the FOU NTAIN HEAD; and their delighted
wives positively affirm that they never lived
50 happily and lovingly as since they ordered
their meals from the FOUNTAIN HEAD, and
supped at the BRANCH.
T. Because it is well known that many of
the Oldest inhabitants, who have been married
from five to fifteen years, without the least
prospect Of their being able 10 transmit their
names down through their posterity, may now
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JOY uuspeakable. Seek you the cause Of this
aud it is ascribed alone to their change living
AMI partakiug Of the invigorating dishes Of the
FOUNTAIN HEAD.
8 Because all the Old Californians vino have
eaten regularly at WINN'S FOUNTAIN
HEAD, become satisfied TO live in California
wishing not to return and remain in the older
States but agree with the FOUNTAIN HEAD
policy. that of populating and setting up the
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health and happiness to the millions in the
State.
Q. Because numbers who have heretofore
thoue hit they could net eat their meals without
some Alcoholic mixture beside them, have been
/ led to discover the folly Of putting such poi
sons into the stomach. and wisely continue
their visits at the FOUNTAIN HEAD. where
no such temptations ever present themselves,
whereby men are lured into vice and conse-
quent crime
10. Because An the world and the rest Of
manklud,' after once eating the California
Buckwheat cakes, swimming in Winn's patent
golden syrup, and the warm bread and rolls
and buiscuit made OF California extra super
fine flower, manufactured expressly for the
use of The yisiters al the FOUNTAIN HEAD,
surprising in quality the far-famed Gallego
and Haxal brands, they seek no further; be-
come younger as the years roll on, and grow
as sleek anl good natured as the veritable
Aldermen OF the land
These TEN REASONS, and ninety others
equally good and substantial that might be
given, to satisfy the longing appetites Of 'the
million. Tar better than garnishei sepulclres
piled W like Babel to the very heavens.
Meath which ,lrugg'd liquors fill the bar,
To make men reel, all madden'd there
For the faithful performance Of the princi-
pies set forth ii the above declaration, there
Is pledged the fattest, tenderest Beef. Veal
and Mutton: the freshest vegetables and fruits
OF California. and the sweetest Bread and
Pastry made anywhere between the Arctic
Ocean ald The jumping off place: all which the
Z public may enjoy. 80 mote it be. NED SMUL
san Francisco, Nov ~, 1888.