Grass Valley telegraph., 1853-10-27
JANE JUNIPER.
A cOrrpSnO1

~ correspondent writes from Grass VdI-
leg, California, asking if JANE JUMPERS
name should not be spelt with two p's-nip-
per. Another from Ogdensburgh, n. York,
sends heT a message we are not at liberty to
repeat, While .MillcauEie man writes here
Letter marked confidential" and enclos-
ed 10 rs, with an intmation that he has been
aggra0ating her.-We have duly forwarded
the n ssiTe to Miss Juniper, and hope she
m3T favor US with her sentiments on men in
general I'D young men in particular.-Noy-
toici [19a.) Courier.
5s Iae Norwich Courier has a cores
respondent who calls herself "Jane Juni-
per-" and we perceive that somebody in Cali
tornia has written the Editor to know whe-
ther there ought not to be two p's in the az
nOnae'a, being of opinion. we believe, that she
is nipper. If he has written her a saucy
letter, we fancy he will find he has stirred up
gallynipper, and we advise him to provide
himself with thick boots unless he wishes to
be stung through. There is sharp point to
that pen, as he will probably ascertain
There are few of the Fanny Fern school who
write with more point or more vivacity.-.N.
LOnI0n Chronicle.
We are bound in honor to vindicate our
California correspondent from the imputa-
ton contained against him in the above point
ed paragraph from the pointed pen of pithy
paper. 1t was not the California. but the
.MlltcGukie gentleman who wrote the Gag
gravating" letter TO JANE. AS to James
"pen," it speaks for itself, and it is quite un-
necessary, therefore, for US to speak for it.
Courier.
From the above paragraphs it would seem
that somebody in Grass Valley has come ve-
ry near committing an impertinence, and
barely escaped, (has he escaped?) p a sting.
We pity that .Mil,Uaukie man tho who ,oa.
impertinent. We fancy him now wriggling
under the gentle application of those nip
pers and if anybody thinks he is having an
easy time under the infliction, let him read
the following. shaft from James culver as
one of the follies of the day, and change his
opinion forthwith.
Mr.. Vholes is very respectable man, Hi.
digestion is impaired, which is highly respec-
table.-Bleak House.
True, true as preaching! Nobody that is
anybody nowadays, is without some pet vi
tai little damaged, an internal man or less
knocked up-a liver, lung, spleen, or
bowel that must be introduced into polite So
ciety, made the most of, complimented and
treated to the best the manor affords. Chron-
ic is all the cry, and chronic is the remedial
fuss--a perpetual warfare of pills and pill
let's, powders and plasters, blisters and bolu-
ses, or worse than all, some pathy or other
that eschews nutmeg, or threatens freshet,
each taken, dd hbitum, which being inter
preted meaneth, when you are a mind to. and
somebody is looking on. Nerves are rlan-
tier than huckleberries in August; ne.0-ral-
Ogy and broaOn-creturs ditto. Health has
riz, and strength is at premium Who's
able to perform all his duties in this nine
teenth century of the world? Whose diges-
ton isn't impaired? Who has got a good
breathing apparatus? Who isn't troubled
with wakefulness or distressed with eleepi-
ness? Who has got an appetite for good
wholesome victuals? Stand out here, be
you man, woman or child; show yourself, if
you hav'nt got . chronic. or a chronic-ette.
Barnum is alive, and your fortune is made