New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1853-06-20

10 believe that money was with you lust as LITTLE
boys think it is with their fathers-terribly
nara TO he reached, but inexhaustible She has
her suspicious already She has guessed you
we're no; 80 prosperous as Jon talked But you
nave 80 Def gged your money affairs, that she,
poor thing. knows nothing about them. Tell it
right out that you are living outside of YOUR in
come Take her into partnership, and Ill war
rant you you II never regret it, There NAV be-
light shower at first, but that is natural. Let
her see your estimate, and when you come
again, she will show you that you have put her
bills too high. True. she had an eighteen dol
lar bonnet last winter, but {. it is Just as rood
as ever; few shillings will provide it with new
strings and reht it q little; the shape" she
says, $ IS almost exactly as they wear them
row And you will be surprised to see how
much less expensive she can make your own
wardrobe. She will surprise you with a new
yest-not exactly unfamiliar somehow, looking
as II In another shape you had seen it before
yet, new as vest, and scarcely costing dollar
where you had allowed five Old cra,ats will
experience resurrection in her hands, coming
OUT 80 reJuvenated that nobody but those that
are iet INTO the secret, would suspect that thew
are ola friends in new shape The GOWN YOU
we're going 10 ouy-out Of what forgotten chest
she has gathered the materials you cannot ina
gine-but there it is, comfortable and warm.
and just the thing you wanted for the LONG
the almanac will let them.
ION will find wonderful change in her
tastes and appetites. Whereas, she always
fancled what was little out Of season or lust
coming into market; now, if beef is dear, she
thinks boiled mutton is delightful, as tender as
chicken Nlamb rises, and fish is plenty, abe
thinks : a striped bass is so good Occasionally
ana always insists on having it Fridays,
whereas, before, she must hear all the musical
eeiebrlties-now she is' out of all patience with
those foreign singers" If Jenny Lind were to
return and sing some Of her own sweet aire
he'd ike to hear her; but Che has had enough
81 Italian extravaganza, all written on the leger-
nes below or above, as if it we're q sin 10
tarry long on the common staff
Beiore you have thought much about it, you
Tili find yourself spending most of your even
!ngs At home. and such evenings, too-so full Of
domestic enjoyments and freside pleasures, that
you VIII io.k with wonder on the record Of last
year expenses, and marvel that you found
time or relish for the costly entertainments that
so seriously taxed your porte-monnaie
Ny dear friend, if, like Spain, your outgoes
'hreaten to exceed your incomes, be sure and
tell your wife Of it not in q tone and manner
that will lead her to think you don't want her
to tuy furs this winter, but just as if you
wanted counsellor in the day Of your trouble
II she does not come up, heart and soul, and
most successfully to your relief, put me down
for no prophet, and her for no worthy speci-
men Of Yankee lass. EOlive Branch
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Fanny Fern says: If there WAS but one
Uomarin the world, the men would have ter
nble time Fanny is right; but we would ask
her what kind Of time the ,co,nen would have
Il there was but one man in existence," IN
! Musical World and Times.
What kind of time would they have, Why,
Of course no grass would grow under their slip
pers' The :. Wars Of the Roses" the battles Of
Waterloo and Bunker Hill, would be a farce to
It. Black eyes would be the rage, and both
caps and characters would be torn to tatters
imagine it would not be much of millennium
either to the moving cause Of the disturbance
de would be as crazy as fly in a drum, or as
dizzy as bee in ten-acre lot of honeysuckles,
uncertain where to alight. He'd roll bis bewil-
dered eyes from one exquisite organization to
another, and frantically and automatically ex-
claim
How happy could be with either
We're t'ther dear charmer away"
What kind of a time would the women have
were there only one man in the world %
Why, they'd resort to arms, of course! What
kind OF time would they havei What is that
to me They might 80 take their own time,'
every ." Miss Lucy" of EN-, for all should care !;
and so might the said man himself; for with me,
the limited supply would not increase the value
OF the article [Olive Branch. FANNY FERN
An amusing colloquy came off recently at the
supper-tabie on board of one Of our Eastern
steam boats, between Boston exquisite, reeking
with hair oil and cologne, who was {. demminr y
the waters, and otherwise assuming very conse-
quential airs, and a raw Jonathan, who sat by
his side dressed in homspun. Turning to his
"vulgah friend, the former pointed his Jew
eled finger and said
Butter, sab !'
81 see it is,'' coolly replied Jonathan.
dandy.
- know it-very good-a first-rate article"
provokingly reiterated homespun
Butter, tell you p thundered the exouis-
ite, in still louder tones, pointing with I" slow
unmoving finger, like scorn's and scowling upon
his neighbor, as if he would annihilate him.
''Well, gosh all Jerusalem, ,chat oft 2" now
yelled the down-easter, getting his dandruff up
IN turn, " er didn't think took it for lard -
Crying children, in church, are usually con-
sidered as nuIsances, and taken out but this is
not always the case, as the following anecdote
from the Ladies' Repository for April will show :
" \ brother, just returned from California,
was present IN congregation of brother Owens
WHEN II babe in the arms of its mother began to
cry. \ thing so unusual in California attracted
not Ett.a attention, and the mother rose to
/ lJtu leuNt, Salu tne preacher, 'tne
sound OF thaS habes voice is more interesting to
many il this congregation than my own 1t is,
perhaf-, the sweetest music many q man has
leard, since, long time ago, he took leave of
his far distant home" The effect was instan-
taroous and powerful, and large portion of
the congregation melted into tears"
An Act OF GALLANTRY.-Scotti in one of his
novels, informs US that Walter Raleigh paved
AS way to royal favor, by throwing his mantle
| beneath the feet of Queen Elizabeth. lest they
, should be soiled in crossing puddle of water
Passing up Broadway yesterday, a little Incl
dent occurred, which recalled to our mind Sir
Walters gallantry. A young and handsomely
dressed lady was tripping along dilapidated
sidewalk, while an lrishman, who was. no re-
specter Of persons, was shoveling dirt into the
street. She was in the act of passing. and q
spadefui If mother earth was coming directly
towards her splendid dress and " sweet bonnet
W.ian young man interposed and received the
whole discharge in his shirt bosom. The young
lady blushed her gratitude, and the young man
cut Immediately for a back street. H deserves
some Of Sir Waitars good fortune. Burke was
wrong; the age Of chivalry is not gone. IN.
Y Mirror.
TIE ART OF THINKING.-Ope of the best
modes Of improving in the art Of thinning is to
think over some subject before you read upon
it, and to observe what manner it occurred to
the mind of some great master YOU will then