The Minnesota pioneer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn. Territory) 1849-1855, 1853-03-31


n. st.sia srs5 IN ~ar, and As many, 81 may be well
sal. ia I,,. or law.
a.. ,olas ian Of Nuremburg who had no fortune,
-c..a... .4 iwyet, Liead OF li,, to recom,ncnd
1,.. 10 t,. /, where hc was daily visitor, and
49, .f a Il in1some dan liter who vas To have
u..e f4tua.. The lawyer agreed. bot the father Of
.ar ,,E ", Who loved money. Immediately asked
- h..t .s.p-..l the Young man had. The lawyer
.,.i i. 100 81 exactly k,on, bur be woull inquire
The 81 H.9e he SAW his frlend he asked him At he
bal ar. property at All
No. ..l Ia! he.
'.'. ~ AID the lawyer, "woala You suffer any
enc @. et O. your nose, if he would give you twenty
q. a>sn. .llss!''
-Nai ,..s ne wor!d.''
.r- - replied the lawyer, Il had reasons
yhsu sd .ia,e be saw the girls father he said,
-. hs.. iiirrd about the Young mans circum-
-..a,rs. ile has indeed, 40 read. money, bat h
' ., jewel. tot WHICH To ~, knowledge he has
pm Of lhi refused twenty thousand doars!'
fh II ID the old ia'atr to cOnsen; u the mar
I..-e. ,a.-. accordingly took place; though it is
g., e. i'e N1uel, that he uften shock his head
vI-u al II the }ac"
Sr s.a Macintosh asked deaf and dumb
I'D ID reason!''
"fu is 70 hesitate, 70 Doubt to inquire, i,
.- tGe a;trbIte Of limited Intelligence. God
.-t fi,.- f,resecs all things, knows all things;
t...., - dpth reason
Ins .,.rSING TIE GIRLs.--Away up in the
4.iU,..l ...t q Vermont, says th- kaickcrbocker,
,.i-.i.a sort Of Little town called The Centre.
licie 200 1.s >incc, the rustic youth Of the vicinity
.,r. t..t 'Or dance, aud dance they did, SAID
lt5 sit.'. th uncton nnkn,wa to Your city
q 3d. l.l
Oaei, sting young man, having imblcd rather
,.. t.c... :.ne fafiguci in the cours. Of the
l~- a..I = sells concluded retire for short rest.
I Il hall lnt
s.sr.i. 81 q npse Of a comfortable bed, Of which he
,.,> }.,- with prospect Of an uhdist.,bed
-n3r1e-
I.3 hrrrrned, howbet, this the ladies' with
-rs,,1e -.,.'. aad had he closed his eyes
.1as1 ..,.. + bloomu, damseis in from the
ball. A..i % -ln adjusting their dsordered ring eis
a.. ..,I ID -. of the t,on candle disclosing the
20 .a1i oi fle bed The girls had tongues, (Ikc
larst ~ th,. sex,) which in this wise:
What a nice lance we're having. Have YOU
aani ary h.iy say anything about me. Janet"
-,r. Sally, Jim Brown he never saw
,.,. .,-h sop handsome YOU DO tonight. Have Won
...,-l aa. ,liy say anything about mc.'
Ab,a, a, why sartin | heard Joe Flint tell
s.. I..rr "a Was he pretliest dressed girl in the
i.ar
Wa..lael the dear things chnckled, fixed mp
i;t'. a.,.. IA made Oh towards the ball-room.-
E.r. t.. hlrdl, reached the door, when half
Can. a.. i- nd .aiscd himself upon his elbow, and
quite i,.. BY, Ia ugh slowly, inquired:
~Hes ~ hard any 5srSy sag anything obou, me,
Fh.u-, Cd .ir pheenks" at that juacurc. They
a-i Vita an explosive scream
the TIVE TO CHoosE.-Mrs. Chisholm saws
o., best lime to choose wife il early in the morn
.ar 4 youag lady is at all inclined to sulks and
>l.t-il.ine-s IL j. Just before breakfast. As gem
e.r. trfn- q woman don't get on her temper till after
ten. A. NJ
lfn never look so slovenly before breakfast no
i,i..eL Never run round yes,less in their stocking
,,,. with messing gown inside out; socd hand
lr,cien aauging bv cut Of his pocket;
,.lnas a~ke4; minus neck tie; pantalnoa straps at
th.ir heels; suspenders streaming from their waist
co.t. chin shaved on side; iathcred the
other. las lights and pants the floor, Just
where acy topped out of them; face snared in forty
,,-iah!,s b,causc the chamber FIRE won't burn; und
h.csre, t shows; and because the Office boy hasn't
heu l5r ,ae KEYS: and because the newspaper hasn't
cJne: aa3 because they smoked too mauy cigars by
on azea, the night before: and because they LOST
mat oct aad can't pay the Scott; and because there
4. sa o,aeet Instead Of chicken leg for breakfast;
aa because thew are of sorts and shaving soap;
ou, Of cigars and credit; and can't cny h0w get
their temper on" ill they get some money and
niD' iucp'
A-v time ''bc!ore ten o'clock, is the time to
o.l,ose a lIsband-perhlps!
FANNY FERN.
TIA. Toronto Colonist states that private letter
Rog Ncwcenaw Point, Lake SUPERIOR mentions the
death % Wm. Schatter whose name is attached to
So many maps, plans and sketches of that mining re-
glen. he lad started from the Northern extremity
Of te 2in. walk through the forest to the Quincy
Nse vA Puriage Lake, and evidently had lost his
wa. Amer wandering for time, he became over
powered With the cold and at length laid himself
down beneath tree, stretched out his legs folded his
arms across ais breast, and fell asleep and in his end
les sleep be was found by passing traveller.