New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1853-06-02
Something for Gyerybcdy

do it with his throat
The men who fatter women do not know them
sufficiently, and the men who only abuse them
do not know them Mt all.
The fashionable bonnet, which sits on the
back part Of the head, is acknowledged to be the
most haretaced of modern inventions.
The woman of sensihility who Possesses seren-
ity and good temper, amid the insults Of faith
less, brutal husband, wants nothing of an angel
but immortality.
Poetry is over tuning her Tyre, and singing
Of that beautiful state to which the human race
is capable of rising Hope is ever pointing her
telescope to the better time coming.
As this is the age Of conventions and fast
youths, it is underst, od that the boys intend to
hold convention to revise the ten command
ments, particularly the fifth.
A Spanish proverb says: "A little in the
| morning is enough, enough at dinner is but lit
tie, and a little at night is too much" Remem
ber this, and be preserved from indigestion and
sleepless nights.
| The embalming of human bodies is again ar
irving at high degree of perfection 1t is done
by opening the large vein in the neck and in
iecting about two quarts Of peculiar fluid into
the system
A young widow was asked why she was go
ing to take another husband so soon after Tho
death of her first. %, Ia - said she, " I da>it
to prevent fretting myself to death on account
of dear Tom -
" Dick, say, why don't you turn that buffalo
robe tother side out hair side in is the warm
| err Bah Tom Do you suppose the animal
himself didn't know how to wear his hide
follow his style"
The st. Louis Republican understands that
several of the wealthiest boat owners in that
place have it under advisemept to build line
of fast NewOrleans packets, which shall rival
the Shotwell and Eclipse in speed, as well as
elegance.
-Four story shirt collars are all the rage
The increase in building has proved very profit
able to the linen and starch trade. Short
neclea people, in order to keep pace with th'
spirit of improvement, should get their ear
moved up a little higher
The large -four and produce warehouse Q
Jesse Meddart, on the corner of Howard am
Pratt streets, Baltimore, was totally destroyed
, by fire on the night Of the 24th ult Betwee
three and four thousand barrels Of -four wer
consu suEed
On 1he first of July next, the Washington Re
pubic will be published smaller sheet thai
il is now printed on, at l2s cents per week, o.
year Its prospectus says it will be an in
5 dependent sheet, not attached to any creed o
party.
Never attempt to do anything that is no
right just so sure as you do. you will get int
+, trouble. Sin always brings sorrow sooner o
later. Ii you even suspect that anything
0 wicked, do it not until you are sure your sus
pieions are groundless,
good conscience is more to be desired tha
all the riches of the East How sweet are tn
, slumbers of him who can lie down on his pillo'
4 and review the transactions of every day, with
u out condemning himself A good conscience
the finest opiate.
~, lo,
The lion called the sheep to ask her if his breat
q smelt she said " Aye," and he bit off her he's
y for fool He called the wolf and asked hin
. He said No." and he tore him to pieces for
: tiatterer At last he called for the fox and ash
ed him. Truly" said he, " have got COLI
= and cannot smell p"
The tasks set to children should be moderat,
II Over exertion is hurtful, both physically an
o Intellectually, and even morally. But it is
+ the utmost Importance that they should be ma,
n to fulfill all their tasks correctly and punctua
n ly This will train them for an exact conscie
tious discharge of their duties in after life
is The London Chronicle states that the cha
lain of a country prison, not long since was vel
e. properly dismissed from his situation by Il
e. magistrates for forcibly holding the finger of
f. woman who was under the sentence of death,
" the flame of a candle, until it was in bliste
ID in order, as he said, 10 give her an idea of I
ID eternal punishment to which she would
ne doomed, if she did not confess her guilt to hi
es There is already some talk in New Jers
concerning candidates for Governor Amol
- the wings are named Wm. A. Newell, Joseph
u Randolph, James 5. Nevins, and Peter L. Clar
90 Among the democrats, VIM. c. Alexander, Cha
Tx SHELTON Henry A. Ford and John s, Dare
The Temperance men, il is said, if they conclu
to have separate organization, will probah
&c run Joel Haywood.
w The ladies of Glastonbury, Connecticut, ha
Oh made formal presentation of loaf Of cake
the Legislature of that State. The cake "
,rs presented on behalf of the ladies by the HI
- j. c. Smith, a lineal descendant of the fl
oJ minister of Glastonbury, who accompanied
.os with a brief speech, to which a member fr
ls New Haven responded. When the discuss
vi had closed, the cake was cut up by the Speak
bv and put upon its final passage without refere
20 to committee. 1t was the first internal
he provement measure passed this session.
pg The races over the Association Course at L.
A ington, Ky, commenced on Monday, the
ces ult., with the great three years old STAKE
at which there were twenty entries, twelve OF wh
ed came to the post, came of. The race proved
err be an easy affair to the winner, who TOOK
to straight heats with little or no ditheulty
on time does not appear to advantage; he'
in rain fell during the day up to and during
Bile, time of running. Warheld's Boston colt Dai
one was the winner Time, 1:55s-l;57,
.om The race on Tuesday, mile heats, was won
are ]. NJ Clay's Jordan horse. Time, l;58-l;i