The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1853-08-24

70 day upon beef steaks and mutton chops
was fatal to the dietetics Of DR.. Ora
ham. With his unfortunate and attenuated
body, soon AFTER, his husky loaves and parboiled
turnips were buried. The next day. from
dinner OF pork and beans. our modern philoso-
pliers were casting about them for something
new-anyt thing to turn an honest penny.
The Rochester knockings and the Strasford
mysteries, Andrew Jackson Davis, and his
| spiritual manifestations turned up in the nick
| of time. Our inhdel neighbOr appropriated them,
encouraged them, and, affecting mysterious
belief in them, assisted wonderfully to spread
their shocking delusions with the circulation OF
the Tribssse. And thus our philosophers stand
respossisle for the numerous victims which
these spiritual impostors have driven to the
various lunatic asylums throughout the land
II the Tribune Of late has been letting down
on this abominable imposture. in it, various
phases. we presume that it is because it has
ceased to pay expenses.
| Woman's rights are not yet relinquished.
The theories of Lucreta Mott, Abby Kelly Eos
i
the lot, Madame Rose, have still the elements
Of vitality and active organization. Aud to
an organ like the Tribune. considering the
desperation of their cause, the strong-minded
women Of the country must naturally con-
tribute freely. They pay, and women's
rights are. therefore. part Of the living
philosophy Of our benevolent demagogues. SO
4 of Tho t1yr,n ,fE .n,c nd
the Continental Socialists of Europe So Of
the Lake Superior Copper Mines. the Jersey
Zinc Company the California Quartz Fields
they are splendid, beautiful. magnificent specu-
lations; but let the world put in, or our shin
plaster philosophers may lose their investments,
And bear in mind, too, that if they have
failed to puff Or. Watts nervous antidote, it is
because Dr. Watts unhappily failed to pay.
| They have said so. He didn't understand their
nervous system.
Overshadowing all the aforesaid abomina-
nations. the aboltionism of our Fourierite phi
ioscpbers has alone been maintained with mn
| falling constancy from FIRST to last. Upon this
| issue ii ceases to be the victimizer of deluded
crack Drained dreamers, and rises to the detesta
/
| groyelling instincts, it would see this Union
| destroyed and the bloody horrors of ST. Do
| mingo spreading desolation over the Southern
States, with the ultimate prospect Of rising with
| Seward and his infamous abolition allies to the
control OF separate confederacy Of the North;
but apart from this, deriving its support
so largely as it does from the fana-
IF hill +Ln,
pay as they 60 The motive is everything,
where the end justifes the means. Why,
bless your innocence, dear reader, with such
sntecedents attachments, associations and pro-
peDsities, have you ever imagined that the
battle OF Slievegammon was thing of ACCT
dent? or have you ever innocently doubted the
diversion Ct a portion, at least. Of the spoils
collected upon that heartless forgery? Dismiss
your generosity, and learn to judge Of men from
experience Learn that bad associations, bad
| principles and false pretepces of morality,
| beget bad name. Mark how the whig party
| has suffered from the unfortunate friendship Of
| the traitors organ and its allies beware OF
| it, proiessed devotion to the Maine Liquor law.
and be discreet with our phlosopher--it is
IL
disguise.
The Thugs of India are q religious body of
assassins. They strangle the unwary traveller
from misguided conviction Of duty. The br-
sand gives you the alternative of your money
or yonr life The pirate upon the high seas, in
scuttling captured ship destroys only the
| mortal lives of those on board-their souls are
untouched by his polluted hands. But the
| preacher Of such denominations as spiritual CON-
| munings through such mediums ss inidel i'm
posters; the advocate of such system Of mis-
| cellaneous beastiality as that of Fourier Of
such infamous doctrines as those Of Lucretia
Mott, and such rank treason and blasphemy
as that of Lloyd Garrison, pursuss his
victim to the destruction Of his body
and soul. Yet such have been, now are, and
probably will continue to be, the pharisaical
writer's of the New York Iri5une Their
victims. exhausted Of their money and their
wits, or borne headlong into the slough of go
cialiem and nidelity. if they do not wind up
their hapless career in some lunatc asylum,
finish it. perchance In unrepeated crimes.
The New York Tribune, therefore, as the
organ and the oracle Of this chapter Of aboni-
nations, stands in direct antagonism to the
principles and the policy of the New YoRx
HrIALD. The former wonld closhe society
! with the fetid rags and feed 1t upon the gar.
| bage upon which its Jacobin philosophers sub
| sist, and call It reformation. We aim simply
| to be the exponent Of an enlightened public
opinion. by their fruits yc shell know them"
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