The daily comet. [volume] (Baton Rouge, La.) 1850-1856, 1853-12-31
How to Treat q Husband.

How to Treat q Husband.
The New York Pick gives the fol.
lowing directions for the management
of husbands
"a husband ought to be considered
as a horse, with the marriage bit in his
mouth-hence the word brutal or
bradle. If the wife hold the ribbons
judiciously, he is easily driven about
even the most dangerous parts OF
Broadway, such as Genir's, Stewart S,
De Forests, and Taylor's. The
whole seiense consists in your being
able to manage your animal. / mean
your husband, 50 sl.il'fully, that after
driving him about New York con-
stantly fof eight mouths, he is yet
able and wiling to carry you down to
Saratoga, to spend the summer. An
accomplished wife should be able to
assume, like the moon, every phase
of fascination but whatever she as
sumes, should be bright one, from
the crescent smile encouraging the
bashful husband, to the full moon gaze
Of tenderness, which is payment in
full for some Quintus Curiius act of
immolation, such as diamond neck
lace, or new damask bed-hangipgs.
Never waste your smiles upon your
husband +; lie. him earn them; arms
(aims) giving is bad, it discourages
industry what we get for nothing,
We despise. When a husband is gen
erous, dispense your smiles upon him;
but be careful not to overstock the
market-kisses may become a drug,
like corn, oats. Goals, cotton, calico,
rhubarb, patriots and Poets.--A
nevous system cannot be healthily
supported, without being fed upon 50
trees, satin dresses, rosewood touches,
pretty Mysteries, opera sofas, hectic
coughs. and violent sobbings. We
have known wife who screamed her.
self into a set of rosewood furniture,
and languished so, day by day. that,
at last when dying, she found herself
in Fifth Avenue place, which had
so beneficial an influence upon a gal.
looping consumption, that she resolved
to give over her dying, and live over
twenty years to come. One word
more, dear wives, and have done.
Above all things, avoid that last
French fashion Of coup detats-they
are dangerous in politics fatal in
marriage. You may indulge in one
before wedlock-(by the by, there is
no club to pick that lock, except
chubby boy)-bnt these strokes of
State as Lord Palmerston says, are
not exactly fitted for the United
States Marriage is the real spirit of
the Ring. and when we say this, we
intend no reference to the spirits Of
Aldermans Ring--we only mean that
the wedding ring is the magic circle,
out of which, like Casper in Der Ere
ichutz, it Is terribly difficult to es-
cape. Above all this dear wives let
me warn you against letting YOU. hus-
bands have their own way, even
though only once-th.t once may he
fatal. Tigers. when they have once
tasted human blood, crave after it In
cessantly, and are ten times fiercer
than before. | can assure you my
dear wives, that tiger is not half so
ravenous and unreasonable a beast as i
a husband. beg tie former noble
animals pardon for the degrading
comparison. Welded happiness is
founded upon the ariom thata woman
cannot be wrong. She is never yet !
been SO from the days of Eve, and |
never will beat all events, it will
never do for woman to acknowledge !
t the woman who makes that suic- !
dial admission, will be considered the I
udas lscariot of her sex. Farey ell |
my dear wives--now you may 90
md tease your husbands NIcoDEMus /
IF HoBoKEN. =. S.--Always select
he most expensive articles, and the
most useless--they may be wanted" |