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Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30


MEssRs. RnIroRs:----The survey OF
the division Of the White Water Valley
Rail Road between Rushyille and In
disnapolis has just keeR completed
under the supervision Of z. Pomeroy,
Chief Engineer. Every favorable fea-
turc presenting itself on preliminary
examinations Gems 20 glow with be.
coming grace upon this line. Prom
Indianapolis, the "Centre City," to
Rushyille. an AI Lire has been OBJ
tainod over an slmost uninterrupted
plain, presenting no grade. but fully in
the easy capacity ard control OF tho
locomotive.
The result cf actual surveys ehows
the ruaaia2 distance bctseen The "Ccn.
tre City," and "Qneen City" 20 be
less than LOO miLes, and AZ tho grades
adyanhtious 10 the power OF tho cnefno.
thus making the Valley Road superior
IN every respect, eonneeLod with the
age Of Railroads. 10 any other roule.
operative or speculative, between tho
two cities The construction of this
road Is looked forward 10 With great
anxiety. and deep interest u manifest.
cd IN u by all olassos. and we are ~.
Sured by the energetic President. X. NJ.
Gregory. that no delay win bo made
in oiiectng y. The f5rd OF January
Is the day Of letting at the Engineers
Office in Cincinnati. AFTER which active
operations will commence.
Yours truly.
TRAAsT.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30

One day, as the Fulton ferry boat
was bridging US across the river, We
bead Jolly son OF the emerald fsio OK
claim:
"There goes Uncle Toms Cabin!"
We looked, and saw the largest bulk
Of timothy on a sooner which ever met
our mortal eyes. II was arranged SO
as to present very much the appearance
OF straw thatched cabin, sure enough,
with the captain sitting In kind Of a
doorway looking for all the world uncle
Tom-ma-tous.
"Thst fellows in clover" said we.
mot So" exclaimed on Hibernian
compagnon du voyage; che is just where
the Apostle Paul would have placed all
the runaway negers, be me sowl!"
"And where is thatl" asked we.
"Under the shelter of Timothy, to be
sure" was the rejoinder.
A hearty laugh rang through the boat,
in which Mrs. Stowe herse. would have
joined, had she been present.
The fellow was at fault in his scrip
tural memory, Philemon and not Timo-
thy being the person 10 whom Paul sent
back his "brother beloved" us he called
the runaway servant in question. But
his pun was not less good on that ac-
count.-N. Y. Sunday Courier.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30
YaIititaI.

61r The following rom Cscpman's
Cbsnfieleer reminds US that the Message
h used. or Is to be used in the Brookville
College, In the Rhetoric Class. in giving
examples Of utter disregard of all known
rule Of composition.
sssrIsssage.-Tuii W wri-
ting.
Our democratic friends have com
mendcd this document so highly, as a
ssmodel State paper" "admirable as a
literary production" .'clenr and forcible
IN its views" &c, that Notwithstanding
urgent rcmonstrances on the part OF our
patience, we have read II through, care
fully. spelling through the longest wsrds,
and taking their sense on trust, without
looking into the dictionary. Conse-
qusntly, we feel prepared to say what
we think about Il. We are not preiu-
diced against Il, by the paid praise II has
received. either, although eulogy OF that
kind usually operates that way. We
feeiimpartial, ss little disposed TO cap
tiousness as to servillty. We think Il
good In being shorter than was once tho
custom, and bad In being even then twice
o. long a. necessary. Regarded simply
90 "lltorary production" aud without
reference TO the views which ita wordi-
moss has partially smothered, and We do
not think II moro efedliablo than many
other performances that We have per.
mitted 10 perforate us 10 the same ex-
ssnt. II lacks direetness and force Of
expression. II seems 10 prefer going
round an Idea, 10 going at II. You start
Into one OF Ice huge sentences. with the
impression that there a an Idea some.
where along In Il, and feel sure II you
can 10 straight on, You'll hit II, but come
out at the end with the ludierous wonder.
ment OF boy who has let eonjurer put
squarter into hIs hut, aud on opening H.,
finds the money gone. without knowing
when II got out. II Ia oecaslo nally, In
fact oftsn, laughably pompous, though
sometimes la bombast subsidies Into
styls OF considerable dignity. The
President seems TO have though that the
members OF Congress, resembling tho
Deity 90 little In ell imaginable respects,
would probably hear him the better "for
his much speaking" and has made II
WtttI fotJ tao ~ ftt@ta'tsfes " >>@stss
70 say the least. II looks like u might
have been written In partnership, by
Wilkens Micawber md Jefferson Brick.
We have selected a few extracts az
samples Of its verbosity that we think
ere quite up 10 the best llcks OF CULVER
Blunt OF Lorenzo Altisonant. In the
first sentence OF the fourth paragraph,
he undertakes TO say, "that revealed re-
ligion IL the sole basis OF true national
progress" at least that is all he does
say, and he goes at II SOL
Recognizing the wisdom Of the broad prin-
eipls Of absolute religious liberation proclaim
ID In our fundamental law, aud reloiclng In
the benign infinsnce which II has exsrtrd up.
on our social and Political condition, should
shrink from clear duty, did fail 10 en-
press my deepest conviction, that We can
place no sure velianes upon any apparent
progress. ifIt BE- not sustained by natlor-i "a
tsErity, resting upon the great truths Affirm.
ID and illustrated by divine revelation.
II that Is not going round the fence
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30
From the Louisville Journal
Womanss flights.

womaas rights, say, what are lheyf
The right ,o weep, the right " pray,
To wipe The tear from zoFFow's cheek
Aud words of eomfoF, sonIy speak,
To watch beslde the bod of pain,
The faInting, dropping heart sustain,
in tears receive the parting breath,
The last 10 leave The couch ofdealh,
To weep 10 hers ihe bitter part
osor wasted riches of tho heart.
On ~broken reeds" pure love iopour
And wake 10 nnd her dream u o'eH
Then fold her bosom's inmost leaf,
With smiles eoneea the quiyefIng grief,
Her place Il home, her only care,
Tho loved ones that eoneontre heFe,
To guard aud guido with gen1Ie hand,
To win but sEyrR 70 command.
Afar from stormy stflie, which leads
The manly soul 10 daring deods,
Her life exhales smile, a sigh,
Light giving stars In eafth's dark sky,
A. psrfamed air win on reveal
The shady spots whero ylolets steal,
Thus woinans influence round her streams
Az pure and fresh a. rhildhood dreams.
Hor love Il like tho breath offspring,
or fragrance that bright hower ding
In lavish swoetnesson the air,
And stiii 'tls like some warbIod strain
0fswoctnosa through troubled dream,
or star light flashing ON stream
where cloud. and dshadows darkiy llc,
Aud e'on those shadows beautlfy.
For rIs her dearest right 70 love
whose hope, whose strength Il from above,
To smiie and sufcr on through years,
"Por we were made for love aud tears"
FRAsKrosr, Nv. ELLA
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30
Beautirui Extract.

The velvet moss grows on a sterile
rock, the mistletoe fiourishes on the
naked branches, the ivy clings to the
mouldering ruins, the pine and cedar re-
main fresh and fadelcss amid the mu-
tations Of the receding year: and. Heav-
en- be praised, some thing green. some
thing beautiful to see and grateful TO the
soul will, in tho darkest hour OF fate, still
twine It's tendrils around the crumb ling
altars and broken arches OF the delolato
temples OF tho human heart.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30
SsIsttso 9oetrp.
From Arthur's Home Gazette.
THE REPRO0F.

Whisper 1t softly,
When nobody's near,
Let not those accents
Fall harsh on the ear.
She is a blossom,
Too tender and frail
For the keen blast
The pitiless gale.
Whisper it gently,
Twill cost thee no pain;
Gentle words rarely
Are spoken in vain;
Threats and reproaches
The stubborn may move
Noble the conquest
Aided by love.
Whisper it kindly,
Twill pay thee to know,
Penitent tear-drops
Down her checks flow.
Has she from virtue
Wandered astray?
Guide her feet gently,
Rough is the way.
She has no parent,
None Of her kin;
Lead her from error,
Keep her from sin.
Does she lean on thee?
Cherish the trust;-
God to the merciful
Ever is just.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30
splntms.

that women have a fibre more in the
heart, and cell less in the brain, than
men.
nS-A man too moor 10 take pa-
DER shouldn't keen more than six
dogs. -
r--.r~;ona.h;u .. p,on ..;s
dangerous word for young ladies, it
is love full-fledged, and waiting for a
fine day 10 fly.S
How easily Il n romant;c ;,lus;on
dissipated when ;ts fanc;ful sccessor;es
are withdrawn. Only think of Werter
smelling of tobacco, and Charlotte Of
shalots.
How 10 arr F,v,u,s ar Won ,var,
10 get enemies exccl others. ;svou
want friends let others excel you. b.
This is the rule briefly laid down by
the New York Sun for the accomplish
ment of either Of the above objects.
we should, prefer =, ~, ,s.ssi ;s.ners,
even II IL did pring win IL tne'r na.e'
They fear ana respect you' even wh'ie
'hey ha'e'
NJ In the will Of Hon. Mr.. Ather-
ton, of New Hampshire, was bequest
of $4,000 to President Pierce. He
lett sealed ietter also ior tha' gen'le,
man, ma, Nv, wn'ch Is 70 accompany I" copy Oh
'nc Will
Ey- Lady Jersey being at mas
querade, stepped up to the Duchess OF
Gordon with the usuai-"Do you
know meg" "Yes, ignorance and i'm
pudence are known everywhere was
'"e '0P9. :, -,
10 my SON. saiu an o,d iaay'
now mus, oman nase s, ie'' "neh 'he
whale swaiio"eo nim!
"A little down IN .ne mouth: sup
Pose' WAS 'he young hoPe'ui . ie-
ply.
CoLoSrzArroS.- REV. A. M. CowAs.
the agent of the Kentucky State Colo
nization Society, left this city last week
for Baltimore by way of Wheeling,
with sixty-three emigrants from Ken
tucky. Four more will be taken at
Covington and Maysville. They sail
from Baltimore Tor Liberia.
Louisville Courier.
r--r~..;ro,,,a,, ,,h;,oso,,hv l. s.;d
- ',. ie5.l ,sa.s,.
70 oe aShihg u youhg iauy '" marry
YOU, Iool;no ;na;aoron, and s.v;n. vo,
$500 IL! - Co., H. sLo rof,sos 90,
il natural pbilosopbv
Committing suicide under like cir.
cumstancos. IA moral philosophy.
w. ..n wsn,aa m. ,..
er soman remains single. the more
an,rai,ens;ve she w,ll bo ~ onto,;n,
M ,Lo s,s,o of yad,ocL A. Even
-. ~. s..i II, - n,
.och VI c'gn.eoh, B''i "ui P'ungo m
tot often without iear or wit; AZ TWEEN
" sue VII, peglh 70 .hinki W twenty
four, weigh aud dlscriminatoi nj TWEEN
y,o'gns, WI w "','au % VI N'n'uI'ns, W
tnr.y, WIN turn hooue anu LOOK uo"h
the hlil Hho ascondod, ana sometimes
repent that she has attained that sum
NIT.
0JCrowoll IL. Sylvester, Of Deer
islo, Maine, raised nom one vino 100
pounds OF pumpkins. The largest GRIT
cd four feet and seven Inches. The
three weighed respectively, 90, "a and
~ pounds. "sum Punkms"-Ex'
That ID tho way they brag about pump
hin, 4. Maine. Had our Yankee f,Isnds
pooh ~ our 'a'' 'hoy "ou'a haVo 'eoh
| one Hoosler pumpkin weighing III lbs
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30
Thrilling Adventure OF n young
Lady.


"in ono OF the most sober towns OF
Hampshire county, where tho Maine
Law Il strictly observed, the keeper Of
one Of tho hotels has for several months
past kept bottle or two OF wine In tho
bed whore no sleeps, taking care 70 ro-
move them every night when he went
10 bed, and replace them when he got
up In the morning. A few days since,
alter replenlshlng hls bottles, and not
having a good opportunity TO carry them
10 hIs old quarters, he slIpped them un-
dor the holsters Of one Of tho beds ro-
served for travellers, and be Ing called
out OF town 10 spend the following day,
forgot TO remove them. Itunlortunate-
ly happened that young lady traveller
stopped at tho hotel for the night, and
was conducted by an unsuspeeting SER
want girl 10 the room where the liquors
had been deposited. As the evening
grew late tho young lady went TO bed,
and was soon fast asleep, little dream
Ing OF the mlschlevous spirits which
were working under her pillow. About
midnight, when all had become still. the
secreted lquor--owlng 10 the heat Of
the weather. or the warmth impaired to
II by tho sleeper--expanded TO such a
degree as to defy longer confnement.-
Popl popl went the corks OF both bottles
almost as loud as tho report of as many
pistols, and awaklng tho fair sleeper,
who sprang from the bed, uttering such
wild and terrific screams, that every per-
son In the house was Immediately arous-
cd. The moon shone bright enough for
the lady to discover the liquor on her
night dress, aud with the conviction that
she had been shot, she tainted and fell
to the floor. A dozen servants imme-
dately burst into the lady's room, and
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30
Tony Mother.


Tony Mother.
The following lines, written by a you'll
in the Ohio Penitentiary, are touchlngly
beautiful. We have seen nothing Q
late that has so moved our sympathy -
The man who can write such poetry
who has such thoughts, cannot be utter
ly depraved. The course Of intemper
ance, with its attending downward inhu
ences, has here done its work, and
spirit noble and generous, that nigh
and should be the pride and ornamcn
Of the social circle, Is now the degrade'
convict In the walls OF a penitentiary.-
How will that fond mothers heart blee'
II she shall hear Of her darling boy. th
inmates OF a prison, in aforeign land;
r've WANDERED far from thee, mother,
Far from my happy home;
-f'vsisfi me land mat gave mo birth,
In therciiAss. 70 roaln - :. .s.s,-. -.
Aud Time since rion mas 'roslas- a. ysAss.
And marked them on my brow;
Yet have oflen thought ofthee-
I'm thinking OF thee now.
I'm thinking Of the day, mother,
When at my lender side,
You watched Tho dawnins ofmy youth,
And kissed mo In yoar pride,
Thes brightly was my hcaHlt up
With hopes OF future joyi
While you fancy honors wove
To deck this darling boy.
I'm thinking OF the day, mother,
When with such anxious care
You lned up your heart 10 Heaven
Your hope, your trust was there;
Fond memory brings thy parting words,
While tears rolled down your cheek;
The long, last, loving look told moro
Than ever words could speak.
I'm faraway from thee, mother,
No friend Ia near mo now,
To soo.he me with atendor word,
Or cool my burning brow.
Tho dearcs, ties affection wove
Arc all now torn nom ne
They len me whom the trouble Games
They aid not love like thee.
I'm lonely aud forsaken now,
Unpitisd and unblcst-
Yet s,ll would no. have thee know
How sorely I'm distressed;
know you would not chido, mother,
You would not give mo blame
Hut soolhe me with your londer words,
And bid mo hope again.
fwould no. have thee know, mother,
How briEhieahopcs decay
Tho tcmpter with hls hateful cup,
Has dashed them oil away
And shane ha. efl hls venom sling,
To rack with angesh Wild
Yet still would NO, have iheo know
The sorrows Of NY child.
OH fhave wandered far, mother,
Since dese r,ed thee
And iefi lhy trusting heart 70 break,
Beyondth deep blue sea.
Ont mother, stli love thee we'll,
And long W hear you speak,
And feel again Thy breath
Upon my eafe.worn check.
Hut ahi there is thoaghl, mother,
foVades my beating breast,
That Thy freed spirit may have aown
To ita eternal resl--
And while I wipe the tear away,
There whispers In my ear
A voice that speaks Of heaven aud thee,
And bids me seek thee shete.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30
Prohibition in michIgnn.

The law prohibiting the traffic in
intoxicating drinks in Michigan, which
recently went into effect, has been gen.
orally acquiesced in by dealers. A
few. however, have bid defiance to the
authority of law, and have been fined
and compelled 10 respect the popular
will. The law has been enforced in
Michigan, and the hydra headed mon
ster, Intemperance. driven from the
State:
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30
Rich.

A correspondent from Virginia sends
us tho following. with appropriate
avouchIngs of lta truth; AT the break.
Ing of ground for the commencement Of
the Lynchburg and Tennessee Railroad.
at Lynehburg, the Rev. J. Il by appoint
ment. acted As chaplain on the occasion.
At the time appointed for prayer, the
chaplain raised his hands, and said, Lot
us pray In an instant all hats were
doded, aud the chaplain commenced,
slowly and solemnly, TO read a very APP
propriate manuscript prayer. which he
had previously prepared. During the
reading OF tho prayer, an old negro man,
who had been engaged with his spade,
was resting, with one foot on the spade
and his arms on the handle, looking very
intently In the chaplains face. At the
conclusion oftho prayer. the old negro,
strengthening himself up, remarked
audbly, Well, reckon dat's do fust time
do Lord has ever been written TO on dc
subject Of railroadsi'
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30

0TThe printers OF Rochester, N. y,
have resolved TO celebrate the birthday
Of Franklin, for the first time In eight
years.
0-Sir William Don has been giving
entertainments at Lynn, Mass.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30
The rubiie priating-A Fair DivI-
stons

The Public rriating-A fair Divi-
sion.
The Senate on Monday accomplished
very important piece OF businesal I'M
por,ant at least 10 one Individual, II not
to the country, The hearty, but Indo.
pendent supporter OF tho President, and
tho denunclater OF tho Cabinet, received
by a very respectable majority the ap-
pointment OF printer TO the Senate
This ensures the vitality OF the Sentinei,
and the continued existence Of a monI.
tor 10 warn tho incumbent Of the White
House that u he ID gentleman. and all
that, hla Cabinet now and then do sever
al foolish things. tls very fortunate
thing for the Seniiael, and 30 far "a the
printing IL concerned, we have no doubt
that II will be done ~ well as IL II were
accomplished by the regular soft admin
istration operatives.
Whether the Senators were influenced
by considerations ofthe workmanship, or
whether they intended to support tho
hard organ, they know best themselves.
II the latter be the case, II certainly
looks as II they intended to make an ex-
animation into the appointments, aud
there are enough of them that need it,
Were the proceedings in executive ses-
sion TO bc open to the public we should
have, perhaps, little more excitement
than In the ordinary proceedings la open
session. II Is possible, that notwlth-
standing tho qaletude of the hards, that
they may break ort In the Senate. The
election for PRINTER looksvery much as
though Senators did not intend TO throw
over the hard shells for tho benefit Of
the scfls, aud at least were going in foI
fair division Of the spolls.-coiion
/ Plant.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30

A FABLE.
F'elis ssdit by hole.
/ INTENT she cum omnia soul
Premiere rats;
Mice cucurrerent Ger the floor,
In numero duo, tres, or more
0bIIti cats.
Felis saw them oculis;
I'll have them, inquit she, I guess
DUN ludunt.
Tune lila crept toward the groap.
Habeam, dixit. good rat soup
Pingues sunt.
Mice continued all ludere,
IntentI they In dudum we're
Gaudenter.
Tune rushed the felis into them,
Et tore them omnes limb from limb
Violenter.
MoaAL.
Mures omnes nunc be shy,
Et aurem praebe rnIhi-
Bsnigne.
Sic hoe facis-"verbum sat-"
Avoid n rousing big Tom cat
studiose!
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30
Rg-One OF tho woalthiost farme.

RG-one Of the woalthicst farne.
on the Connecticut tells the following
story;
when I FIRST came here to settle.
abou' forty years ago, told my wife !
meant TO be rich. She said she did
not want 10 be rich-all she wanted
was enough 10 make her comfortable
/ went to work and cleared up my
land. I've worked hard ever since.
and have got rich---es rich as ! want
70 be. Most Of my childrcn have set
ted about me. and they all have good
farms. But my wife Amt comfortable
yet"
- a. IA
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30

A NICE SrA.E.--The Philadelphia
Enquirer says it is highly probable that
during the coming session OF the Legis-
lature, law will be enacted imposing a
tax, per capital. upon all individuals
who pass through the State OF Pensyl-
vania by the Lake Shore Railroad.
~CARRIAGE RIDING IN CALIFORNIA.
II costs something TO be "fast young
man" In the land Of gold. The freight
OF Ia curriage from New York TO San
Francisco Is S440, and II costs $500 n
month TO keep a pair Of horses. The
regular fare in hackney coaches Is 90
per hour.
07-Judge Leigh, of Va, has decided
that stage and railroad companies are
responsible for the baggage OF the pas
songers, Notwithstanding notice Is given
call baggage at the risk OF the owners"
0zJ-"WiR you tako the life Of Pierce
or Scott this morning, madamcl" said a
ncwsboy 10 our good aunt Betsy.
"No, my lad" she replied, "thoy may
live TO the end OF their days for mc-l'vo
nothin' agin EN-"
0TTho railway from Paris TO Lex.
ington, KY, 10 now regularly run
Time from Paris to Loulsylllo six hours.
So soon az the line from Falmouth TO
Paris is completed, regular trains will
run between CoyIngton and Lexington
0.rAt tho last session Of tho Penn
sylvia MIA Legislature, the following an.
nouneemcnt OF the arrival Of his collea'
que was made by a members Mr.. Speak
er-Miy kolleoks come, and DIM he
ought 10 be sehWore."
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30
A Negro,s PRAYER.

A gentleman passing near the meet
ing-housc OF the colored people in
Blackstown, N. Y, heard what he des-
cribes below:
A long-favored gentleman from AT
rica was closing up prayer, and some
white boys in corner had the i'll man.
ners 10 laugh SO that the praying MEM
ber heard them. He had moment
before said veiy earnestly-"we pray
dat de Lord viii bress all flesh dat Is
human" when the laugh occurred,
and commencing again just before the
amen. the pious old negro said:--"0h
Lord. we is not in de habit of adding
postscript TO our prayers, but II de
oppression Dress all dat is human won't
take in desc white fella's dar, den
we pray dat you will brcss some not
aim humap, also besides.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30

When Time, which steals our years
away,
Shall steslou pleasure too.
The memory OF the past shall stay,
And half our Joys renew.--T Moore.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30

INDIANA STATE TEMPERANCE CosvES'
TIos.-rhis body will hold its next gen
eral session in Indianapolis, on Wednes-
day, January llth, and will continue In
session two or more days. The subject
Of a"Prohibitory Law" will be present
ed for consideration, and other business
of Importance will come before the Con-
vention for its action.
Delegates to the Convention will be
charged full fare by the various railroad
com panies to the capital, and on pre-
entation of certificate from the secre-
tary will return free of charge. A gen.
eral attendance from the various parts
of the State is desired.
CALVIN FLETCHER, Pres't.
d. II. FOSTER, Secretary.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30

Es- Can you spell four-scorc with
two letters? Yes--a, t--(eighty)
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30
TEAR.

Some feelings are TO mortals given,
With less of earth in them than heaven
And If there be human tear
From passions dross refined and clear,
a tear so limpid and so meek,
Itwould not stain an angels cheek,
'Tis that which pious fathers shed
Upon a dutious daughters head.
Sir Walter Scott.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1833-1861, 1853-12-30

0rNever try to mend joke after Il
is cracked.