Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1853-02-17
IN MANY THOUSANDS


Of cer,,ccated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers irom the very verge of an untimely
grave. after al the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
u1ent of health. without which life itself is bHt
3 partial blessing. So great. indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infaIhbly proved, that 1t
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous 70
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are com
pounded and upon which they consequently act
II was to their manifest and sensible action III
purifying the springs and channels Of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name
Unlike the host of pernicous quackerles winch
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE mEDl-
CTNFS are purely and solely vegetable; ai'o
contain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral IN any FORM
whatever They are entirely composed OF ex
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharInacen-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown 10 tht
ignorant pretenders To medical science ard wer.
never before administered IN so happily eticaciou-
q combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
Of the stomach and bowels the various rnpun
ties and crudties constantly settling round them
and TO remove the hardened f;eces which coec.
in the convolutions Of the small intestnes. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habtua'
Costiveness, with all lis train OF evils, or sudden
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers his lac
is we'll known TO al regular anatomlsts VINO eN-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-niorned men agains'
the quack medicines Of the age. The second
effect Of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTEES is to cleanse the kidneys and the bad-
der and, by this MEANS the liver ana lungs
the healthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity Of the urinary organs. The
blood. which takes its red color from the agency
OF the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart being thus PARTED BY them, and nOurshed
BY food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner Of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety Of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be nfdliible.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrld
kind Flatulency, Loss OF Appetite II FART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, lLL-IEM
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, wiz
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness. BY cleansing the whole length
of the iutestines with d solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costve within two days.
Diarrhoea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids BY which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricatl1 Sc
cretion Of the mucous membrane.
Feyers OF all kinds, by restoring the blood to-
regular circulation, through the process of p"rSpi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution ~
all intestinal obstruction in others
The Lars MEDIcISEs have been known 10
cure rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Govt IN half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and igameuts Of
the POINTS
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
aning the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel
Also Worms. by otsod.lng from the turuings
Of the bowels the shiny matter 10 which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-yessels Of The lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds viii occasion, and which, il not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful Diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, aud Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE mEDI-
CINES give To the blood, and all the hurllors.
ScorbUtic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state Of which occa-
SONS all eruptIve complaints, sailow, cloudy, and
other disagreeabe compilations.
The use Of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt RheUm, and
s,nking Improvement Ia the cieurucss OF The skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured IT, one dose, or ~ Two even II the worst
PTES. Asa remedy ior this most distressing
e..t ao>t.aa,o nlalady. th. VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct aud emphatic
rera.fraandaJou Il is well-kuowu To hundreds
ID t.ua ciiy, that The former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
Complaint for upwards a. TIutry-FIyE YEARS and
that be tried ia vain every remedy prescribed
within ths g:soie compass ut The HIfsfiu Msdica
lie however al length tried the Medicine which
is now offered To the public. and be WAS cured "a
a very short time, after bis recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible, by any human means