The weekly Lancaster gazette. (Lancaster, Ohio) 1852-1855, 1853-02-24

ia NeAAAA 1NEN AANNIh aAAa Naa
and a few witty, sharp ones. This is as il
has been, and, we presume, will be, hereaf-
ter. We are indebted to the Sandussy Reg
lister for reminding Us Of the following dis
course, on this interesting topic, between
the famous ToKY WELLER, and bis hopeful
son SAMMY, as recorded by Dickens in thai
verita6le collection of rare things, tn,
"Pickwick papers" There ia rare humoI
in the following;
"Vell, Sammy" said the father.
"Vell, my Prooshon Blue" responded thu
son, laying down bis pen. Whats tn,
last bulletin about mother-in-law?"
"Mrs. Weller passed q very good night
but Is uncommon perwerse and unpleasant
this rnornin'-signed Upon oath-S. Weller
Esquire, Senior. That's the last yum a.
was issued. Sammy" replied Mr. Weller,
untying his shawl.
"No better yeti" inquired Sammy.
"All the symptoms aggrewdted," replied
Mr.. Weller, shaking bis head. "But wot's
that, you'ef doin' of-pursuit Of knowledge
under dificulties-eh, Sammy"
ave done now" said Sam with slight
embarrassment; "I've been a writin'."
$50 Isec," replied Mr.. Weller. "Not
10 any young 'ooman, hope, sammy"
"Why, it's no use a sayin' i aint," re-
piled Sammy, "It'ss valentine"
"a what!" exclaimed Mr.. Weller, appa-
rentlY horror-sticken BY the word.
"a valentine" replied Sam.
HGamfuaII G.r;walIs aa;d NJ. NNaliar Il,
representing accents, 81 didn't think you'd
ha' done il. After the warnin' you've had
o your fathers vicious propensitieS; after
all I've said to you upon this here very sub
ject; arter actiwally Seein' and bein' in the
company o. your own mother-in-law, Vioh |
should ha' thought was q moral lesson as n O
man could ever ha' forgotten to his dyin' day.
| didn't think you'd ha' done it, Sammy, ]
didn't think you'd ha' done it," These re-
flectinns were too much for the good old MAJ
lie raised Sans tumbler to his lips and
drank offite contents.
"WOt's the matter now!" said Sam.
"Never mind, Sammy" replied Mr.. We'll
Ter, "it'll be avery agonizin' trial to me, at
my time O. life, but I'm pretty tough, that's
yum consolation, as the weary old turkey re-
ho .bould he ohliood ~ Lii h;"o t.r H. Te"
dan morketn
"Wot,u he , ,,;,Ilu ;n~or;rod s.u
"To sao Won m.,,;ed S,n,m"" go
you a dilluded victim, and thinkin' in YOU
innocence that it's all IVORY capital" replied
Mr.. Weller. cts a dreadful triul 10 a
fathers feelin'S, that ere, Sammy"
"NonRense," said Sam. 81 amt a goin'
I know vour |, inSrs a, ;bs"o ,h;n" o"' '% Hs
der in vour nine. ard Tu re.J ~" ' ~ ,o,,a,
theirs, "' 'e''e'
We c.nno, dis,;nc,lv ,,v wbo,ho, :,
Tho 0rosnan, oS,Sa ~ sa' wne'ner u was
resec,iop Thai . f.,aI Xxi Ji.no.;,;on 80 90.
,isd rsn in rho Gno;I, ~ e"",dnn MAJ
od ,vh;cL .,Imod ~ Wa,Ias,. "o.P,
cnused his Grief IN s,bs;Jo w. sonIi
s",hos ho &c., u" we Snou'u
s,tained bv romhin;n~ H. 49," u" "sS =
consoIstion fnr he rens.,sd ,ho .ooonJ ~
low ,nre verv eroo,or,In. $50" ,hu nu
ms.nwh;is ~ 49, ,ba g., sWs ~ og'
vc.ted him.elf IF S;s 1en W.
The nine md nisc;nT h;m.aie H. "e"t y
the fire with his bnck ,aUorJs i, ~ .b", ~
cnnid ts"I T.. eli Ia, "aIus H;so that ne
,hs man,.i n;..a ~ g. omn Inv aga,nsi
tow.rds SIN .na ,r;,h "me, ''Ineu
orsotlv molisea hn ,ho ,;u"". sena"ce
Of tobsoc q. renucsted lin 70 "s,p .u "'
g.. ,Lfu.''ou ~" " h,c away
= for anv corroc,,op. md hs.a :" pe 'eao-
tbs,tria} ,ir- 'e'y
"",IoveIv-,p
.slon.~ s,id M w.l,s, ,;.-;,. y. I'll,
"a doubIs gl,,s n, Tho nwa.;.S1 ~ WI.
"Vorv well. Sir" ,snlisd ,he m;yy,. a..
,,;,L iePneu 'he g"'i VINO
md P' '~"''heo'
They seer 10 Enow vo,, mao. .,
oh.ervsa aom Wy "e'e'
..Ycsn renjiod nj. r.,hor nrvo h.o. To-.
b.fore, In nv lin. CO ~ $50 "''e
LII. Ivy um uo On, sammy
",To;n,; nno,,v :. nr "prsuu oam'
thor. "' u"
an on...r.Is c.
"Wsry Glad 10 bosr IT," said NJ w.,,.,
.,poo,y S."i' au nut. We,'er'
poetry 'ccpt a beadIe on boxin' day. or War.
blackin' or Rowland's oil. or some y,
them low fellows; never Won 10, voursojf
to talk poetry, my boy. Begin AMIN
Sammy"
Mr.. Weller resumed his pine with ~cyi,icol
and Sam onco more commenced,
and cad az follows:
Lovely crestur | feel myself a dam
med"
That amt proper ,"said Mr. Weller tnk.
ing his pine from his mouth.
"No;lt amt damned" observed Sam hold
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