The Cedar Co. news-letter. [volume] (Tipton, Iowa) 1853-1853, 1853-11-12
OUR INTRODUCING
To orR SUBSCRIBERS AND HEADERS

sfons,hAities, Of an Editor and Publisher
Of q Newspaper, il becomes our duty &c
maze a low bow to the public, and ether
wise introduce and make ourselves known
The word has long since gone forth,
and the fact established, that there would
be Newspaper published in Upton and
1t is very natural to suppose, every body
would be on tip toe to set sight at the
"Critter." Well, the report is verified e;
a paper published I. the work commenced
Hook and let your curiosity be satisfied
for here it is all told, (except the heading, J
Vol. /, No. |. OF the Cedar County I'D
rertiser.
Now, then, after You have examined
the animal on all sides--scrutiniZed
closely, type, title, form, mechanical exc
cuticn, and every thing else, and satisfied
yourselves that it ant mdny pumpkins
any hoe, You wall then probably want to
know---Who is Boss ?-ani what il is
gong to amount to, when it will fzzle
out &c. &c. Now an introduction at this
time will be an endeayor Oh our part to
''Posi you up" on these subjects as far as
there is any necessity for--and to that
cad we will give you some information.
LIST: As to who We are-2d: What we
are going to do--3I; What cur expect
atoms are.
The first ofthese is very easily answered
1t will require but few words to bring
home full and complete knowledge to
everybody within our circulation not only
OF who we are, but who we have been
solution-Ne are Charley Swetland--
hope it is satisfactory.
The second is by no means SO easily
answered, because we are going to do a
grsai many fings, probably; some among
tie res, which we would not Ike to have
Told; at least we would not feel like tel
ling, nor would we like to have them MADE
known. Iiitwere possible 10 tell Of them
now, indeed, we think il would be much
easier to distinguish by telling what we
are not going to DO: what We positively
won't do.
Row, for fear that some OF our readers
may DC disappointed in our ability, per-
iefmances, or productions, we will now.
for their benefit, state mos, emphatica.ly.
without any reservation whatever, and al!
may depend that we viii adhere 10 il
most tenaeiously, and we lay the follow
ing down as the rules and laai marks. 10 ]
guide our future actions, from which we
viii moi s.eTe, through fear favor, aEec- q
ton or the hope Of reward. Is: We a
will not Set the sra on fire, OF dry up the 9
Mississippi. end: We will not build the I
great Pae!fc Railroad. 3D.: We vii t
not, neither have we tie funds to pur- L
chase Coba. 4th: We have no expect q
alton OF discovering and bringing to li-at T
the long lost Sir Join Franklin. 5la: {
We viii neither make peace 1og declare q
var between Russia and Turkey. q
on the above fTc cardinal points, We g
will be lnyulaerabie Many otlertl6ar. d
we viii not Dc, bu, as tie business i j u
new one to rs, and as We have 10, yel |
got Tie "hang O. tie barn. i VII not Be Ii
e1redlent TO haze too many land mark e
and rules established un'l ye &c. q lul.s &
acquainted VITA tue business, as We. Ike Z
he ancient Medes and Pers.aas. have V
our law irnmntablc. wa mleat csahls.. b
some that would be detrimental Ii orr. b
saiFes II tine . come. Il sa'.d +
determination ne. . y IL so.s nsrv- y
meat ii bringing agaa s4oa 2 change e d
fashions a. = cause gae Biuaarr Costume !
10 fe universally adopted ala5 won Ia i
g. c.dar ~ ar 6 Quar- Ann deer. i
lAt1a..oa aolto d. a.l tbs But ii vie u
{ bonta :.ea Win2 Ne would io.a,s i
A2ae. %, oaf ruies, and t4o Oily probable ,
'aaseE..a Sc zoos oE 80 tie aea
's-sl e l,o wear us t4a
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