Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1853-12-08
" ARIETY.

Ess AS wenlaa was walking out, q NAN
licked NJ and followed her
Why, said the woman, do you- follow
nsl
Because have f.lleu ia love vit6 you
replied he
why 50 2,
Because you are handsome
My sister, who il coming after, is much
handsomer th&z | afu, 20 and make love to
j her, L
The msn turned back, and met woman
with an usFy face, and being greatly displeas-
ed, returned and said
why did you tell mo falsohood p
TIE woman answered
Y Neither did yon tell me the truth, fer.
ii. you erc in lave with we, why did you lock
for another woman y
sHzTA young lady IN a@class studying
physiology, in the High School at Sandusky :,
made answer to n question put, that in six
yesrsa human lody became entirely chang
Cd, SO thatp not q particle which was in 1.-THE
reinforcement Of the period, would remain
at the close of il
sFhtn, Miss 4 4 said the young gentle
nan tutor. in six years you viii cease to be
Miss H. RI
Why, yes, cir. 4 suppose SCI said 81 .
very modestly, looking At the floor
@Hs-A neighbor 81 ours, saysan exchange,
not long snee introduced to bis son alittle
brother, who had Just arrived IN this world
The boy looked at his infant brother in ssne
little1perplexity, aud raising his eyes to his
father, enqaired where did you &c. it2'
4 Bought il, my SON exclaimed the father,
with lauaahle gravity Again the bsy
licked At the baby, aud after a short time
sagacicusly asksd--'why didntyo pick out
white one, fatherl
MA loOker,On at ! ganing.table having
observed one player very grossly cheating
another, took the .Pigesn' aside and said
.sGosd heayensl have you not observed how
yillianously that man has been packing The
cards
The other smilingly answered
PRAY, dent be uuder the least concern
about that; Iintend)to pick his pocket as
sosn as be has ds6e playing
ne An Irishman, wire was busily en-
gagged. in sweeping the fosr Of q grocery
store up town, few days since, was inter.
AFsgased as follows
i cay, Pat, what are you doing there
sweeping cut that roomr
'NsrFexclaimei Pat, Tn sweeping out
the dirt and leaving the room
So A man eat West, whose house was
recently destroyed BY Ere, published = card,
in which be thanks his fellsW,sitizens for
making an unsuccessful attempt to save his
furniture, and expresses hope that he will
have an oFportunity tOreciPrOcate the faver
~ The surest way to prevail Oh yeuhg
couple TO- marry Is to epDese them1 Tell.
them yeu weuld rather Zee them in their
graves and twelve menths afterWard their
baby will pass you twice day in willow
wagon
e. A Singer who led the psalm time At .
:, ,ting, short time since, fading tAat his
"a sludlng word, which vas Jacob, had net
vi, sles cneugh 10 I'll up the music aae-
'ustsssy, ended thus
q r. 1,sa-xS-J .a-a.a--fol de riddle-soh
~ 1'ks preacher who warns up his
,easers with words that burn, has been cen
IultSsbs the deacohs. upon the propriety Of |
having, d. D Gre ID the church the coming wiz
go. $780, ~ i DID not get sight At the
fe1 nights tnay, u Ne sSs the public fer
s-sHsllo. nisser-,,ro vi =. -. -
grain 10 81 ~ any
.ro--nkg DO you ask I
ssBekase ] see ysu'ye ErT sao' -
rx-Whas part Of scripture would tn,
,;.s fulal when they kiss each etherI'
Tas;nr M, efhers what they would that
msn Shout 10 unts them
e.. r,crs.--The best Cough Drops
.snpe l.fios is - drop ths pr.ctice Of
~ thin when they 60 into she night
s-Tko telegraph i not 5ea ever the
80 .srla. though the news runs from polk
k,fii Aka y,ur p.zs' q ne deg said =
IL =, ~ken 10 resbse her z. e Der e'n.ss.
,I.s i.Ilsr Vhos, principle, A.. 'is
~; : I. s.,-,h q derrick e raise then
r,-s.Is. made ialsnsss crime :.
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