The Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1852-1853, 1853-12-14
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Springs, un the 93i uh., Mr. q. ii. Trotter
40 Miss Eliza A. tIallop. of East Avon.
rz-To drive rats out Of your house
aet the basuieut 10 new band practising on
wind insirlmrnts' II the cure fails VIC vii
Etlupd the money.
RIA dealerin ready made linen in New
York, adyer,ises his shirts and shemizetts
under tie mrliaaU,is appelaioh of Male
and Female enveiu,r s. h. Il 10.
ryan adopted citizen wrote home that
he Vas employed by the STATE. On coming
over. they luunl ii Just as he had stated, lie
-twas up al SinS sing. serving ont sentence
fir litv.
swwe viii paY price to see the Eau
Ahu has nOt had. IN his own estlmatlor,' al
snne;ims shanes of making money-and
didu't
E-"I yish you would pay a liaIe atten.
lion siri" exclaimed stage taansger to a
careless sctor.
MEL sir, so am paying as little as
Asn," wAs the calm rrry.
E-Kissing, says tie Boston Post, is all
the fashion In Paraguay. The ladies are
,ery pletiJ and am'able also, for when they
heId up their faces for a salute, they always
tske out their qui! OF tobacco, and deposit
them on the rim OF your hat
~"Yoa say, Nr. sm;hers you have
appsqrsd in print. Does the eouf! under
siand flosn that, th&t You are man vi let
teTs?" "
: Eyes, sir--twice , monlh--every lime
the Post OFFS &dyer.ises lis nneaIied foI
matter"
HAn Irish pos. boy having driven a
long stage daIin. torrents ot ram, The gen
'tlsman slvily said 10 him;
"PaddJ. arr you no; very wet!"
'''Arrah | ton't care about being very
vet. bu,. please Yer honor, I'm very dry
Eg-An old toyer was overheard. the 9th
or day. advising a young man to get mar
RED, f'becsust then, my boy you'll have
sonlebody to pun oil your boots when YOU
90 home drsuk."
EN-An advocate the other day said he
had two witnesses in court in support Of th'
eau Of his ci'pnt, and they would be SURF
10 speak the truth, for he had no opportuni
II Of communicating with them!
ETA nau. mplanling Of being turned
9ug OF cOnctTe Ioo~nj edtN Ho "|a All NN
with indignation"
elf yoa we're fred" remarked a bystan
der, perhaps that vas the reason they p"
you ort f''
Eg-lf yoH wish hog to go ahead, dom
tEisr his aail. bNt throw" bTickbatS at hi'
nose. Shakcsl ear. ihou reasohest we'll.
81 ETA tire. was blown down lately by ;
strong newspaper putt. The roof of th'
printing office suffered mach damage also
o. the same time.
8 Ew-"Our "de. liz foolish boy J is tlstet
with the hope that the time is coming wher
''female devils" will be as thick, aS "toad
after shower" In view of that h PIP,
petsod, be says, she aims sorry he lesrne'
the 'Taie."
Ew The girls think Of hymen, and can
help signing. When their lovers ioTsak'
them. they cant help crying. They sit a
the windows, and cant help spying, The,
screw ND their sorsets, bring on conAvnpuor
Gaa can't heIy dying.
HA new married couple went 70 Naga
ya Oh visit sad the gentleman III order y
convincS his dear thai he vas brave as vel
as gaAan. received 10 90 down into th'
"cavc Of the Winds" She, OF courSe ohjec
Ted; but tndips that he was determined, af
fectionately requested him to leave his pock
ct book and watch bahiud.
Ew"Blli what brought you to prison?'
"a compile OF eoRstsbies. sir"
e'Whst brought them after you!"
.'Their legs. suppose"
And had liquor anything to do with ii"
ayes, sir. Eliza leased me so had IL
!rk herr
HYeserdAy. il passing along the
strees, We were accosted BY an exceedingly
dirty and ragged urchin, holding in bis hand
cigar, With "Boss, have yo'la got iocof0cG
match in yonr pocket" We could brt gaze
upon ths little embryo !cafe- in perfect as
touishmen,. he being, ct .he most, not cYel
seven years of age. "That cigar" said
we. "vill make yeu sick!'' "peVllish clea'
OF it" replied he, ''I'm vssd to smoking.
and neve. smoke anything shorter thar q
three -center!"
EEDowr east there resides a certain
ND. One very cold night, he was arous-
ed from his slumbers by very loud knock
lnr q, his door. After some hesitation be
went to the window and asked:
~ "Whp's theTe?"
"a Friend"
..What do you won,?''
"Wantto stay all night"
"s,ay there shen," was the benevolent
reply.
ia EY"Sam. wig is a ccuundrum which is
difficult Of solution likt a concert dckes?"
"Wel, Bill. why is iG?'
"Because it ir given up IS coon as de-
mandel.' ~
viii sonaehojy tcrn tSat man out, or
knock him down with the bolster?
Hk HIS CoME.--Who? Bead the follow
luz announcement. copied rom the Musi-
cal Woild, AMI you will know, but you will
not be able 90 tell any one else; at gives
us much pleasure :oanuounce that schwssch-
hobe neutrality-suspicious.
lakits, .l7o celebrated German tamourine
pfa1sIar has arrived. ard viii soon give
concert
Ey h drurkea north counryman in
Scotland, returning from fair. fell asleep BY
road side. where pig found hira and be-
gan licking his mouth. sawzey rosred out,
EWho's Kissing me now, yor see thai It
is TO be we'll ticket among the lasses."
! TEACHING rus youSe fpEA How TO
SHoar. "A lady on being told that friend
wished to sse her, desired her little daugh-
ter, about eigl or r.ine years ofage. to say
that she was not in; upon this the friend,