The Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1852-1853, 1853-11-23
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aRd. then the barTei would burst. - ...
Ey-Somethmg that WIS never yet known
--The ngpter u people thai an omnibus
would kt},a unrlnI a wet dny. .. ...au..
sEeH,t be irSa mHn needs money, the
mcEe le worsmps il. MiserS are always
pe2p'e e-Nltirsma1 appeiites and no children.
Eg-"ls your watch lever?'' Lever
yes. l-hNGlu5 ltlye lhes iohee'a week at the
watch makers ior repairs -.
B.S-rhe tAind is l;kea iruhk--if we'll
packed, II holt, alule;teverytbinI. If IN next
~poihjng- So lyae,lt IS :hst .'oFaelis HsaT-
ru'satirst law &
ESs-lf you doa't wish to rot angry,
ne,sr argge w!A block head. Remem-
bur the daHcr IherszJr tbe more you cut
ytgysilf, .a "a
Icss'" Let psreuoye temptation from the
path Ofyonihf' as,ibe frog said as he plum
bed into the Wa": wheA be saw boy pick
i stone, sll
IG-" Do you 700 the muses.. sir. the i'm
morthl niues" Said female exquisite one
day to frilog who was a putting a cigar.
g! woe t,e hong nine ma am was the brief
apply
NBg sTTLEoF PuEcTuArIoH--An engine
Stoher's know ledge OF the art Of puuclua-
tlaA is slydicirn.lyilIu>uated by the fact Of
bis putting the copt On to prevent full
stop. tl-
E5-A lever writiay to his sweetheart,
say s,-.'Dsec;able dear, you are SO sweet
thar aeney would blush in y2gr presence,
and mQlasses stand appalled,,
S-"ls Your house Il warn one?" asked
i,..- ,rol,., s. II L.
to be-, the painter gave it two coats recent
}y."was the reply
HEs- The man who was "struck by a
reihark, had his shuil fractured 1t is
his intention To bring s0t action ior assault
and battery. -' ~ .......
EsS- -Iak much Wit, any man Of Sigor ous
mind, an We acquire very fast the habit OF
booking at things in the same light, and on
each occurrence we anticipate his thought.
E3THats worn on the beads of discourse
the bucketth'L hung in AI's well, and
some OF Ihe Fragments Of the man who burst
htG tears, are SAID to be the last curiosies
found. .....
'aES'0ne ef}he high courts in Ireland has
Pst.dg0iIel ttat Nun is not dead in law,
Dobbs, who has kissed several, says "they
are not dead amy way" Byron was OF the
same persuasion.
EF"lt IS announced for the benefit OF
those PERSONS who did not get sight at the
comet Thar ii will again appear before She
lRbljesior a few nights only, in the autumn
gft2l45. .-Eas IL. .- ...a ......
NSg- When the mother of six unwedded
daughters 'regnts that the time will come
when the dear things must be parted" it
lsa sign thai she would like to 50 into
nounngon that account. a.
i>Eg- An irish gigl seeing her mistress
seedinsa pct canary. asked "llow long 1t
tuck lhtm craters to haEch!' Three weeks"
she replied ~.
80 Och, sHre that's as long as any otaes
towI except pig
&ETOUr Daniel says proof enough can be
seen thatthe peqpie now days don't live as
Vel nor so long as IN oIdrn times, in the
iact th4 We dent fnd any very Old folks
4at that were bonn gre%' while AGO. lie
Sayssthe present has never furnished them
snd, ne eQn't believe i can.
=. SrA4sTcA9.--A Anltem@er, at late ever
ing sewing payty, reports that and younss
EaSdy mace thteTcIamailon:--"1 thought
ShonlI have died" one hundred and tNent!
eight times and she put the inquiry, "Dl'
YOU eyel::'" one hun4led aud thjrty-sevt
irmes.~e
EE-To make young lady six Mthom
IN haPpiness;-G'c her two canary birds
Aa!fya dozen monnbeams. twelve yards u
tilk, ind zee cream, several roSc-bu~s,
squeeze Of th4@ hand, anil the promise OF {