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Monongalia mirror. [volume] (Morgantown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1855, 1853-04-23
A PuEW pHUNSY PARAGRAPHS.
A SENSIBLE DOCTOR.

A handsome young widow applied
to physician to relieve her of three
distressing complaints, with which she
was afflicted.
I -ltskEs .tfanfr7.=;-'---''--c;a-'hH-' ''--c;a- -'hH-'i /.
"For that, madam, you should tako
aiE and exercise"
"And, Doctor, am quite fidgety
at night, and afraid to lie alone. What
shall I take for that!"
"For that, madam, | can only re, re-,
commend that you take-a HUSBAND!
"Fie! Doctor. But have the !
bldes terribly. What shall | take for
that I"
.tFor that, madam, you have besides
taking air, exercise, and a husband 10
take-the newspaper.
Sensible doctor that.
Monongalia mirror. [volume] (Morgantown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1855, 1853-04-23

Maine has ,igh,ened the rivots and
driven the hoops of her Liquor Pro-
hibition Law. The bill for this pnr'
pose passed the House by'avo'e Of "a
to l3, and has jus, been concurred in
by tile Senate Yeas 9oi Nays 10.
Monongalia mirror. [volume] (Morgantown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1855, 1853-04-23
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Monongalia mirror. [volume] (Morgantown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1855, 1853-04-23

Seven prisoners, confined for vari.
GUS 6flences in the Springfield, III,
jail, made their escape on the evening
Of the a5 ult, They seized the. jailer
and two Of them held him while the
rest unlocked the doors.
Monongalia mirror. [volume] (Morgantown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1855, 1853-04-23
LATE FOREIGN NEWS.
EUROPE

The steamer Europn al this por
hlings English dates 10 March aG,l
The most surprising news is thu
France and England decline in,rrler
ing between Russia and Turkey, an,
that in consequence Turkey has yiel
!. ded to the Russian demands. TIL,
Porte appealed to Franco and Eng
land as guarantors of Turkish indie
pendence. The astunislment of Eu
rope may be imagined when it is told
that France has briefly repudiated
its rights to look after the Holy Sep
ulchre, and The other hallowed local
lilies of the East; and that England
avows her disregard of the balance oil
power, and determination not to in.
torfere with the plans of Russia, even
if thu whole Ottoman territory threat,
en- to be converted into a province OF
his Muscovite Majesty. The Empe.
ror of France publicly disclaims all
intention Of interfering in oriental af.
fairs, assevora,ing that the dispatch Of
the fleet from Marseilles had no con-
nection with the movements of the
Russian Envoy. The English cabin
ct have sent no ships from Malta to
the Dardanelles. And we are now
distinctly assured, that the demands
ofthe Car have been complied with.
His primacy of the Greek Church
throughout the whole Ottoman En-
pire is admitted; and his fleets may
hereafter pass the Straits, and the
Golden Horn, and wander whi,herso.
ever they please. No ghost need rise
from the dead to tell us the hours of
Turkish Nationality are numbered.
The release Of the Madiai, and their
arrival at Marseilles, are among the
interesting items of news. 1t is dis.
tressing to learn that francesca has
suffered so severely from his tedious
incarceration as to exhibi. decided
marks ofmental alienation. Signora
Madiai is not similarly affected, though
profoundly distressed at her husbands
state. There seems to be no peace
for Italy yet. The revolutionary leu.
ders are said to be as active as ever,
organizing and preparing for another
strike for liberty, in which Mazzini
and Kossuth are to cooperate The
rigors of the passport system have
leies hsse sstHga} IL fss}l66S BIZ t Is ts ESssh
Milan assemblages Of more than five
persons are forbidden after sunset.
Austria and Switzerland are still at
varience on the refuge question. Ac-
counts from Cape town, direct, recei.
we'd at this port, are to Feb. II. The
war was still in progress, though not
very active. The natives, many Of
them, were suffering severely in the
neighborhood Of the set
Elements. The missionaries had got
involved in some difficulty with the
Dutch Beers, who, it seems. have been
turning the war to account. by captu:.
ring the children OF the Katfirs and
selling such ofthem as were suitable.
The missionaries exposed the iniqui.
tous trade, and in return, the Beers
have expelled the good men from the
colony,
Monongalia mirror. [volume] (Morgantown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1855, 1853-04-23
CENTRAL AMERICA.

We have recent accounts from Mic
aragua which report trouble at San
Juan. between the city officials and
the Transi, Company, the interference
Of the U. S. sloop-ofwar Cyane, and
the subsequent surrender Of the place
to the commander Of the Cyane. We
have several versions of the story, but
are as yet in the dark as to to the ac-
tual facts of the case. ltis extreme
ly difficult 20 find out the truth about
Central American affairs. The latest
accounts from Mexico are: the States
have almost unanimously. called San
ia Anna to the Presidency; he has
accepted the Office. and Al, last ac-
counts was on.his way to Vera Cruz.
The United States Hail Steamer, H.
inois, Capt. Har,stein, arrived at this
port on Saturday afternoon, from AS
pinwall, having on board the mails
and gold treasure brought to the 18TH
mus BY the Golden Gate, the regular
San Francisco mail packet O! 10th
March. The steamer Prometheus, of
.se .se Niss.s s'ss:sgua rento; that put into
Charleston last week, short Of coal
also arrived at this port yesterday
with corresponding accounts from
San Francisco, and later news trcm
San Juan. The most important items
Of intelligence by this arrival, are the
loss Of III. steamship Tennessee, be-
:vcc. Panama al San Francisco
and the failure of The steamship lnde
pendence, from San Juan, to arrive
though 80 days over due at !, San Fran r.
cisco. The passengers of the Ton
nessee are reported all safe. There
was large number on board th'
missing s,cumcr. The news from
Califnrnia in II business point O y'ev
is encouraging. The s"'d by thes' e,
Ids, steamers will probably not fal
much short Of s3.ooO,ooo.
2 ". r. orsaa.
Monongalia mirror. [volume] (Morgantown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1855, 1853-04-23

A person was boasting that he had
sprung from a high family in Ireland,
Yes said hystanler, have seen
some Of the family SO high that their
feet could not touch the ground
Monongalia mirror. [volume] (Morgantown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1855, 1853-04-23
A DOG STORY.

Husband.-well, my love, have
sold Carlo.
Wife, (who abhors dogs(s:-N,.ow, \;
Charles, that's kind in you. The dirty
nasty brute, you ought to have done
it long ago!
Husband.-Yes, my love, got fifty
dollars; good trade; all in pHps at 50
apiece !"
Monongalia mirror. [volume] (Morgantown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1855, 1853-04-23

A writer says -" ! knew an exes,, ,.,s1
lent elderly lady who always ..d date" te a
from tho time when their horse ran a.,
awav; to be- sure. it was remarkable L!
hsa;r, h.ry !, :, ,nJ ul she used to remark, IN
describing It, that "she put 'he ,;,1 h,%, ,hs
preaching 6ss broke, and the" she gave
mn "
Monongalia mirror. [volume] (Morgantown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1855, 1853-04-23

sumivel, sainivei, hcvare OF tn"
=; =, nc" yat reads no newspaper!-
y. V""r father married woman that
read none, and you're the consekens' ).
You're as higuorans as a 'orse. Zig
notaat u" people say it's throwing a.way
money to take papers. and foolih' a.
way time for to read them"
Monongalia mirror. [volume] (Morgantown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1855, 1853-04-23

An exchange paper, arguing in ia
vor of early marriages aud against
late ones, says:-
Benedict Arnold never married un-
til he was forty years Of age; and see.
what an end lie made! To which a.
bachelor contemporary responds
Ycs-but we never heard Of Arnold
doing anything bad until he had been
married
Monongalia mirror. [volume] (Morgantown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1855, 1853-04-23

A stupid .aember Of the Indiana
Legislature, was, one day at dinner
asked by wag. what in his opinion
ought to bo done with a man VINO
w,Juld commit suicide!
The law-maker looked puzzled'bu,
soon gathered himself together, and a..
replied, i go in for making hlm Pay
6fty dollars to the State, and marry
| Tie girlr
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21

Coon PRIcEs.-Capers and Hayward sold
yesterday, at their sales. room, Adger's wharf,
a Blacksmith for 81 ASS; Bricklayer for
Sl.l3O; and single female slave for $780,
Charleston Mercury.
Bad prices, we should say. When to OBJ
tain the straw ninterinl" for labor. such in
vestnents Of capital ARE necessary, the prices
nre bad. Plenty Of white female servants
can he hnd here--not ocned, however-wi'h-
ont any $3.50 nj all. No country can flour
ISL under such prices, not for labor, Int for
the opportunity or privilege to use what can
be got Tor the men aud women that can de-
velop it-.Nsto York Express.
Whnt means this renewal of "ngtaiion y
Aud by the New York Express, n journal that
the Castle Garden Safety Committee paid for
setting up" with the Unionl
Such n paragraph, six months ngo, in the
Evening Journal, would have been seized
upon by the Express us conclusive evidence
of design to dissolve the Union.
Wbat-we repent the quesiion-does all
this mean? Have the Cotton folks stopped
payment? Or is the Express on another po-
litical tack ALBANY Erening Journal.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21
THE ANTTSLAvERY BUGtE.

It a crime for us to smile upon him. The Min
isters Of the Gospel of Massachusetts, met to
celebrate the Anniversary Of the Massachusetts,
Ministry which was held in Lowell, and among
the invited and courted guests was a Southern
minister and slave holder, man who had been
daily within the sound of slave whips, and had
walked among the horrors of the auction room,
and been daily more or less concerned in per-
petuating the hurrid system. This man was
much courted. and each minister seemed to vie
with the others in paying him the greatest ad-
ulation. They partook Of the sacrament together
to break every yoke and let the bond 60 free.
Hooked at the religious papers to see II the col
umns were not filed with censurc at this great
blasph9my; but no, there was a very pleasant
notice Of the fact that the distinguished cler-
gyman, Mr.--,was present, and scanned much
pleased with the attention and kindness which
he received.
"Now how they can reconcile this withtheir
professions l cannot tell but as old Sally Hol-
ley said to me, will say to you. They may
call us infdel il they will, but do not let them
call themselves Christians. Lamartine said of
Wilberforcc, that-'H He went up tn Heaven
with a million broken fctters to reconcile him
self to Cod" [Groat applause.
During the delivery of Miss Stones speech,
the audience were very much affected, and
many of them manifested their emotion by
floods of tears
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21
Receipts for The Busls for the week ending
May 18th.
SECOND .qRRII.4L
or
SPRING AND SUMMER GOODS.

THE subscribers are now receiving largo
addition to their stock Of Spring and Summer
Goods. among which will be found Dress silks,
Dress and Veil Bcrases, Berage Delaincs, Chal-
les Clothes, all Wool De LANES, De Bcgcs,
Velvet DE Laincs, &C.. &c.
Also,a large lot Of MAGNIFICENT PLAIN
AND FANCY sHAwLs, which will be sold
as cheap as at any other house in Ohio. A
great variety of Mems and Boys Summer Wear.
embracing plain and fancy Cashmcretts, Cas-
simcrcs, Linen and Cotton Goods; Hats, Caps,
Shoes, sc.
Also. an assortment Of Free Labor Goods.
Don't forget that we keep Groceries, Wholesale
and Retail, as low as anybody else.
TOMLINSON, STRATrON & Co.
american Block, Salem, o.
May 10, 1853.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21
California.

The Tribune condenses the report of the
Governor and Secretary of the State of Cali
fornia. The population of the State, 3OS 900.
Estimated value of capital employed, including
the land in actual cultivation, is put down ut
$l0S,522,568. In many of her agricultural
products, she is reported as in advance of many
of the older states. From the article, we ex-
tract the following paragraphs:
3" This trait Of indvidualism in California is
the grandest product of her community. II is
worth more than the gold mines. In Europe
everything is amassed. The religion is central.
lied, whether at Rome, or at Oxford; the
hardest muscle is absorbed and wasted in ar
mics business is overlaid with clumsy media
evel restrictions, that render it comparatively
lifeless, England excepted the passport system
is in full force, along with the electric telegraph
even, and the social and industrial limbs are
bound down with custom. But what a con-
trast is California to this
"The romance Of Arabian fabulists has been
equaled in the career of California-a nation
being the hero, and not some lucky prince
The people but yesterday setting up their pio-
neer business, are already starting an expedition
to japan. The hoary automata of the past
the Chinese-to the number of twenty-five
thousand, are in California, learning the indus
trial and political ways and means of the on
ward people. We shall soon hear of their
at home"
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21
A Call-YOung Peoples Convention.

The Committee chosen to make arrange
ments for the proposed Young Peoples
Convention, have fixed upon the 10Th aud
1lth of Juue as the time for holding il, and
ConneGutville rs the place. The object Of
the Convention has already been discussed
ut some length. 1t will he sufficient to say
here that the promotion Of the intellectual
progress Of society is the end in view.-
None will doubt that there are great evils to
be removed Ignorance, degradation, crime,
are oil around us and the evils of society
are not phenomena without causes. They
are aware that such a convention cannot do
ALI but they do not doubt that it will do
something. lfignorance aud degradation are
made to appear more dreadful, it narrow
selfishness and wrong.doing ure made to mp
pear more hideous, grent good will have
been done. II philantlropsts nre encour-
aeed, if any others are led to take an interest
in their own progress and enlightenment,
and IN the elevation of society, aud if few
even Of the young ure led to the determine
tion to labor with their strength for truth aud
right, whatever may be the consequence, a
glorious achievement will have been made.
Aud they believe those things must be done.
All who feel an interest in the movement,
ministers or laymen, of whatsoever sect or
pnTty, or doctrine they may be, arc invited
to be present at the Convention and take
part; nnd especially is the invitation extend
ed TO the young men and women of the
county.
1t mny be added that speakers from dis
tance will be present to address the Conven-
tion on the topics which may come up for
consideration.
BY Order Of The Committee Of arrangements.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21

all classes, all sects, aud al parties. Work
is our destiny. Work is worship acceptable
to God, and beside this there is no other re-
ligion. by it we unroll the unfolded volume
of human destiny and bear ourselves from
the inferior to the superior. Upward is the
tendency of all things, and those of the true
philosophy can never be dishcartened. No
matter what changes may come, what clouds
may overspread the skies, they know that
the evolution of the superior is the constant
movement aud us certain as the foundations
Of the universe.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21

OPAt the recent temperance demonstra-
ton in New York, the women were excluded
from participating in the public proceedings.
Ia consequence they called meeting of their
own at the Tabernacle which was most nu-
merously astended, and conducted with great
ability and enthusiasm. Miss Stone, Miss
Clark. aud other ladies spoke most effectively
asserting their right TO place in the work
of reform.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21
ANNUAL MEETING
OF THE
Ohio WOmans Rights Association


THE FIRST Annual Meeting Of the Ohio
Womnns Rights Association will be held ut
RAvENNA, Portage Co, Ohio, commencing
Oh "Wednesday, the 25,h of May next, at 10
o'clock A. NJ, and continuing two days.
The object OF this Association is the re-
movai of the many unjust and oppressive
legal and social regulations, from which
Woman suffers; and which tend, not merely
to prevent her fulfilling her own high destiny
by meeting her responsibilities and per-
forming her dutes-but retnrd also, the
progress mud development Of the race.
TBE intelligence of the world is becoming
wakened to the evils of many of these legal,
social, aud vocational distinctions; and man
hood, MS well as wo,nanhood, is demanding
something better adapted to the advancement
mud welfare of both.
THE friends Of Humanity and Progress are
earnestly and cordially invited to attend the
meeting, aud there discuss the subject of
Woman's true position in society-her rights,
duties, aud responsibilities.
SALLiE b. COVE. Secreiary.
March, 29Ih. 1853.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21
FANCY AND BONNET STORE.

MRS. S. Ii. GALBREATH s MISS A. NJ.
HOUGH, have opened a FANCY GOODS
ana BONNET STORE in Salem, on Main
81, South side, opposits Thomas & Greiners.
They have just received choice assortment of
Ribbons Artificial Flowers. and Trimmings Of
all varieties, for Dresses, Bonnets, &c. They
are prepared to execute with promptness, all
orders in MILLINERY and MANTUA MAX
ING, in the most approved style and in the la
test fashion.
Instruction given in Millinery and Mantua-
making, on reasonable terms.
Salem, April 30, 1858.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21
Notice 10 Teachers.

The Annual Meeting of tho Columbiana
County Teachers Association, will be held in
New Lisbon, on Saturday, the Fourth day of
June next. The time and place of holding the
Fall session of the Teachers Institute. will be
then determined. Other business of import
anoe will also come before the Association. A
general attendance is requested.
ALPHoNSO HART,
Soc'y Of Association.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21
CARPET BAGS.
A good assortment at low figures.
Shoe Thread.

We would call attention of harness and shoe
makers to this article, as it is of superior quail
ity, and as we buy it in large quantities, we
can sell II MS cheap as the cheapest.
We cannot cnumcrnte all the articles in our
stock, nor the bargains VIC have in reserve for
our customers. We expect of course they will
all favor us with a call, when we will convince
by an examination of our prices, that We will
in all cases sell as low any of the Eastern
Jobbing houses, aud warrant our goods to cor
respond with samples.
BROOKE & WHITNEY.
Al Bank street, over Goodale, Musgrave & Co.
Also-Agcnts for the sale of American Knife
Co.'s knives, aud ]. Il. Runds whips. Mayo
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21

DR. Sheets lectured at the Town Hall on
"Wednesday evening on electricity aud mag
neiism--more particularly on electro magnet
ism MS a motive power. lie Inns a fine appa-
ratIs for exhibiting its application in sm al
way. Whether as such il is capable of prac-
teal application TO any usefll extent, is as
yet we believe quite doubtful.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21

GIDDINGs, LEWIS, AND CHASE are lecturing
together A strong team. BY last accounts
they were at Wilmington, from whence Mr..
Chaffin reports in the True Democrat, that
they produced futterng among the Hunk
ers, political and ecclesiastical. OF course
that they will, if they preach faithfully an
anti-slavery gospel.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21
Obituary..

DIED, On the 18th of 5th month, nt the
residence of his father, of Pulmonary Con.
Thomas W., son of Hiram aud
Sarah Rigs, in the l7Ih yeur Of his oge.
He has left his material behind and has fed
To the home of the Spirit away,
And his physical rests in its low, quiet bed,
With no fear of a Terrible DAY.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21

An Extra train also leaves Pittsburgh at l
A. NJ, arrives at Alliance at 45. Leaves Al.
lance 10 80 p. NJ, arrives at Pittsburgh at ?,
A. NJ.
These trains connect with those running to
Cleveland, with the Clcveland& Il Columbus train
at Crestline and with those running to Beifon.
tain.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21
JOHN C. WINERY.

SURGEON DENTIsTli-o@cs over a.
form his friends and the public, that he is again
at his post. Having spent several months in
Cineinnati' in making himself minutely acouain.
ted with the various branches of his Profession.
ne feels confident of being able to render The
services. ~"
Salem. March s, 1853.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21

MARRIED, On the 18Th of May, 1853, at
the Frnnklin House, in Caution, VIM. T.
Mendenhall to Asenah Nlcliener, both of
Marlboro.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21
WHITE GOODS, LINENS ANO RIBBONS.

We invite the attention of all close buyers to
this branch OF our business, with the confident
assurance that our prices will defy all competi-
ton, our stock being large, and consisting of
Jaconets, Ploid Cambria, Book and Swiss Mus
lin, Dotted Swiss Tambourd Book Null Null
and Nainsook Muslin, Taffcta and Satin Rib
bons, &c.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21

Jesse HUTcHiNsoN is dead. lie expired
at the waier-cure establishment in Cincinnati,
during The present week. His disease was
one OF the brain. lie was us n brother to all,
aud lhomsnnds will he his mnnrners.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21
HOSIERY AND GLOVES.

We think in this department of our business
we can present great inducements to buyers, as
our stock is bought directly from importers,
and will be sold at New York Jobbng prices.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21
NEW YANKEE NOTION HOUSE.
BROOKE a. WHITNEY,

No Al Bank street, orer Goodale, Musgrare s Co.,
CLEVELAND, OHIO,
A RE now opening large and complete as.
"A sortmcnt OF all kinds of YANKEE NoTIoSs
AND FANCY GOODS, embracing a great variety
of styles of Pocket Cutlery, Gold and Silver
Watches. Gold Pens, Jcwclry. Stationery,
Combs, Thread, Silk and Twist. Buttons. Sus-
pcnders, Needles and Pins, Pocket Books. Port
Monies, &C., which arc offered to the trade at a
small advance from manufacturers prices
Also, large assortment Of Tailors' Trimmings
and Furnishing Goods, such as Canvass, Pad
ding. Sileeia. Silk and Wors.cd Scrges, Silk
and Marseilcs Yestings, Handkerchiefs, era.
vats, Neck Tics, &c.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1853-05-21
GERMAN SILVER AND PLATED WARE.

From the celebrated manufactures of r.
Curtss Co., Hall, Elton 4 Co., and will be
sold at manufacturers prices.