Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1853-10-14
VOL. l-N0. Z.

u The scenes which took place at the wo-
man Rights Convention in New York last
week were the most amusing that we everpar-
-ucipated in. There were no less than twenty
persons talking at the same time. viz eleven
bloomers, one boquet seller, three market bo,,s
two anti-slavory men two q. come outeys . snd
the editor Of the Tribune. We annex the speeeb.
es:
" The female mind has been tlanpIed On c,r
centuries"
- Go it old gal Q"
d" As is this handful Of flowers. so is the per-
h''ae which is wsf-cd from the garden Of Phisn-
throphy." 1'-@--'
Gasp
8 Is there person in this assembly who ever
had mother!7
g expect not"
. / ne pulpit must come TO the rescue. IfeyiI
wreste with i . ' ''-orld. righteousness must
'' Good again Who'll form ring ?"
" The bonds Of the slave must be Ioosened
The land is groaning with wickedness'
80 Got the cholic perhaps. Give it little gin
and peppermint"
olr- President there is only one paper in this
state that stands up for the cause Of right and
pTogrcss-and that paTer is mine"
Three cheers for the old white coat -"
" Woman is great institution, and should
have her rights"
"That'sa fact, Let's HeE-ern'
As this remark seemed to have double mean
ing II got up a general laugh. in the midst Of
which we lett.-Nelr York Dutohran.
RAPPINGs.-.'I say, Bill. did you ever see ia
bles move by the aid Of spirits from the spirit
world %
-' No sam, but saw a stool move, and j! came
towards me with perfect rush"
We're you not littIe frightened 7''
Yes, butt lodged it."
Who made it move Bill g''
Why, my own sweetheart she tirowed it at
me because made fun of the way she puts her
hair up in paper"
e get out, Bill you are ignorant Of the Sci
ence of knockers mean spiritual doings."
- Wei, ifyou' d a been there, you'd thought
there was both knocking and spirit in the move
ment.
1.-The November number of Harper's Maga-
zine has scene between fresh caught cocllnev
and New York market woman which is the best
punchana for six months. The woman is stand
ing with her hands under her apron looking as
saucy as only N.lork market woman can look
The cockney is poking the biggest pumpkin
with his rattan.
Coclsney-..I 'ope you don't call them large
hePples they amt t'alf as we ave them at ONE
Market Woman-"Apples Them amt ap-
pies. Them is only huckleberries -
DTIn the days Of patriarchs, a woman's con-
duct was the index of her heart. When. for
example, the father of Rebekah asked her if she
would go with the Servant Isaac, she irnmedi-
ately, replied, 81 VIII go" Had she been &
daughter Of the nineteenth century, she would,
believe, have answered in this manner Oh,
shaw go with him (! Why, Mr.. Isaac must be
sick. Go with him OF course WON'T And
thcn-she would have gone with him.
NOT so Pooh As I LooK.-One day as Judge
Parsons was Juggling along on horseback over a
desolatc road he came upon log hut, dirty, smo-
ky, and miserable. He stopped to contemplate
the too evident poverty Of the scene. 4 poor,
haifstarved fellow with uncombe hair and un-
shaved beard, thrust his head through a square
hole which served for window, with" say,
Judge l amt so poor as you think me TO be, for
/ don t own this ere land"
u 50 Father said a little four yosr old boy,
's 1 think you're fool"
Why, child 2"
" Because you brought that baby here when
mother was sick, and YOU have to get = woman
to nuss'' it -
~ Tie Boston Post says that a yonng man,
a member Of az evangelical church, " advertives
in New York paper Tor board 'i r-~'-s ami
>, IIerr HIs christian example would be cons.d-
cred compensation
u 4 lady who had been married Just three
days, peroeiying her husband enter stole secretly
behind him and gave him kiss; the husband was
angry and said she had offended against decency
Pardon me, +" said she, " I did not know it
was you"
B5-Thcre Is out west so confounded
mean that be won't plough his own corn ground,
for fear the crows will get some Of the grub
worms.
u" John, what in the world put rnatrirnony
into your head ~
We'll the fact is, Jim, l was getting shor; Of
shirts.
u A man being asks why he talked to him
self caodidly answered becsuse I like 10 coz