New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1853-03-07
Something foi Every Body.

Covetous men need money least, yet most af-
feet it aud prodgAl who need 1t most do it,
1t is not the height to which men are ad-
vanced that makes them gddy it the looking ioun
with contempt upon those below them.
Why is a dog biting his tail like good econo.
mist Because he makes both ends meet
petition to the directors of the Virginia
Central Railroad to discontinue the sunday trains is in
circulation along the line of the railroad.
SAL cried girl, looking out of the upper
story a small grocery. and addressing another girl who
trying at the front door we've all been con-
verted when want milk on Sundays youh hsveto
come in the back uoy''
1t may serve as comfort to us in all our
caamitie Affections that he that looses any thing
and gets wisdom by it. is gamer by the loss
A bachelor friend of ours has left boarding
house in which number Of ugly old maids, on
account of the miserable fair set before him a. the
tablet
There are 715 churches and 2S3,000 members
of Society Friends in the United States OF these
Pennsylvania her 1+l. with 10000 members NewYork
49, with 49, Sl4 Indiana has 50 churches With 43ooo
members.
A merchant, not over conversant with geogra-
ply on hearing that Of his vessels in jeopardy,
exclaimed Jeopardy Jeopardy where's that ~
Wealth and widowhood, when united, are
dangerous things TO encounter Money may nay be called
poverty it is in her miteh
1t is related of the Prophet Mahomed, that
he walked in the sunshine without casting shadow
This proves him have been very transparent hum
bug the only wonder is that nobody saw through
him -
The number of emigrants who sailed during
the last year from the Of Great Britain was
1000 per day.
There is girl in Troy who wears such a sun
hney thai when she goes doors the birds
take her for and follow her about as she had
cheerfulness isn't it singular that women allow
| themselves to have the sulks
If you don't go to school, my son, who will
teach you what is right and wrong!n don't get
/ chai nd ont
By observing that right works for shilling day while
wrong lives on it." Not much made by that witness
During the reign of Queen Anne, the Earl of
Clarendon appointed Governor OF the Province Of
NewYork and commissioned to represent Her Majesty
in that office The Earl whose upper chamber seems
to have been somewhat seantily furnished understood
this phrase rather too literally, and actually put on
wumans his ofioal costume! A painting Of
| him, thus aceoutred still exists in England.
| OF all melancholy sights, a bachelors home is
/ the most So A house without woman is like world
without sky, or sky without stardaIk deSOlate and
| dreary.
Douglas Jerrold is a well known wit, and often
good joke with his literary aud Other friends IN
the social circle AT private party in London LADY
who though in the autumn Of life had not lost all dreams
makes nv hair turn sometimes fancy it must De the
Of rosemary with which my mai = ar N ag rat alD
Of brushing it What do you Think should ratner
be afraid s.anen replied the distinguished daniatist
dryly, " tha. it is the essence of 7iHsn (Ihyme)
r Sally Maminash, the last of the Indian race in
Northainpton Mass died in that town short time since
AZ The as of eghtyeght Her father Joseph Maminssh
died in IT67 and her mather, who was Mohehan and
sister Of Rev Sampson occom. the celebrated Indian
nresrhar in 1850 At the of fifty she of the
snberts Of revival under Rev. Mr. William and during
the remaner OF her long life exemplary Christian.
E A singular discovery is given by Cuban cor
respondent Of the Raleigh Sianiard. DR. Tosley, an
Eugsh practitioner OF long experiences IN Cubs aad
graduate of Paris has discovered in the course Of BIS
practice of small pax that vaccine virus sfter
having passed through nesEos system becpuss
useless preventive to the white race.
\ late number of Harpers Miscellany con-
tsins an engraving of Moses coming down from Mount
Sinai another Of Elijah il the Wilderness The sacred
mountain is divided into two lots by post 2fences aud
Elijah frying his dinner grdiren The Christian
lpauirer suggests that in job 81 there nla
ton of printing press and thinks It sholll appear
a the Illustrated edition Of that book lprovasre
Journal.