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nRUG STORE for SALE-In a good
~ Oesrion and well lifted up-th- business gradually
increaxns Attached 10 the soce ONE for physician
srse used slaboratop bedroom, and cellar
upon which there ease Of three from the FRS: Of
Nay lov rent- To young physeAD the chance
Il rare one Address post paid) PHARAACOPEIA, az
tie oos Of this paper, with rea n1uso sstiDs wa<re al
lE.erEiew can be bad.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1853-03-10

GAN FRANCISCO PRICE CURRENT and
- SHIPPING LIST.-V. B PALMER Is authorized to
oct as agent and will receive subscriptions sad adveIs
Inent at the Advertising Agency Tribune B1!dngS " L
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mants.

AS FrRsr-CLAss Cook by a Respectable
N Woman with good city reference. Can Cook the
French or English STYLES to perfection. Call at No 18th
NV In tine book store.
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TOR SALE or EXCHANGE-For Real or

FeTscnal fo-eIty, tie half Of very y.laahe Patenf
sat rom VI ieh larze OF ElOney Be made, 10
correction V N tie OF tAe remaining interest, or
tie whole w - sd Il desired, YET mach larseI price
viii be required ing the hasuce than og ne nsss halt Al
Gr,ss n N Il .hs Ohcc.
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u tie ease for two 1--WE years if2r he art OF Nav
usx O. tee rocev Liquor Fovsoa Ard Feed Store, now
irs srgs husnfss the OF Nh ana North sth
SIS Williamson, For terms OF SHE apply On the pee
mi any hour during the cay, or A'Noo bowery tom
l. 70 ~ O'Clock forrrcoa.
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NEW ST CHARLES THEATER-Bowery,
linear Chathsm-squae )-Boxes and Psrquete, p els
THIS EVENING. March 10, THE GAMBLERS WIFE,
THE YOUTH WHO NEVER SAW WOMAN.
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uELLER's SALOON Of WONDERS
II No $50 Broadway Chire.e Baildng'
TIC AfDIFNCFsi-TRIuAiPHAN SUGGESTING
ROBERT HELLER the grea; original NeeroInancer wli
nightly perform for the Twelfth Week OF his refined ana
extraordinary SOlREES hfSIEhiEOstS' q variety VI
has unsurpsSSable - = -. ..,,,, ,,.o,c .pr,
WONDERS AND MYSTERIES OF THE MAGIC All
Together with his strange auc unfsthomabie exc'ie'Vi
SECOND SlGHT.
Evening performances TO commence al u O'clock saa on
Saturday Afternoons ats Admission - ets CaneTsn
n B-Exirs attraction for SATURDAY AFThkNoON'
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COVERNESS.-W Situation as Gov
" erness in private family BY Lady. teach the
Englsh branehss sud runc Of Music An ayrceaA'e
home ,or tes,rshie ,hAn large salary THE best Of r-ier
e1ces gfven. Address u. Z oaice ofttis paper.
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DARNUM's AMERICAN MUSEUM
ID THURSDAY EVENING. at ~ O'Clock for the
second week the gorgeous Oriental Spectacle of BLUE
BEARD; previous ito which FAINT HEART NEfEh
MON FAIR LADY. THIS AFTERNOON, at 5 o'clock,
A CAPITAL MATCH-MY FRIEND IN THE STRAPS.
The PFTRlFIED HORSE and RIDER, the Living Ami
mss &C are 10 be al hours Aamittance TO the
whole Museum Entertainments &c, Is cents Psrquet
and First Balcony iss cent? extra
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CIRC S.-NEW-YORK AMPHTTlIEA-
INTER- No. 81 BOweIy.-R SANDS 4 Co, PTopueiors-
BENEFIT OF Mr.. H. MINER. Officer OF the house, on
THURSDAY EVENING March 10, the principal Elues-
TRANS OF tie establishment having volunteered their ser
vices for the occasion Madame TOURNELLE the diStiG.
tpguished Partisan Artistic, engasd WIN her SUD OF
moisehe JOSEPHINE TO appear o. MONDAY. Doors
open ct 81 10 commence al 4!
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MUSIC-A Lady, long accustomed 10 tut
AVA non desires ,gAiion in fanil school IS TEACHER
Of Music on the Piano Forte Singing French Drawing and
the Enelsh branches The respectable reference.
gwen. Address TEACHER, No Is Grani-st, NY.
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q DIR. WIeting. az Knickerbocker Hall,

THURSDAY EVENING, March TO- at y O'Clock introduc-
tory Anatomy Physiology and the of
preserving and restoring Health. These lectures will be
very osefu and entertaining and will be illustrated with
The lergest and uoet expensive collection Of Minikns
Skeeops Models Paintings, &C. in the United States
thc world Dr. w having recently made extensive additions
TO former collection and having spared money
der IL as complete az possible
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DOARD-A Parlor and Bedroom, with largo
l)oloset attached. 10 let with Board Apply ct No. 81
West ga 81, jthav. House with all improve
u1ent, References required
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SCIENTIFIC LECTU'RES-Dr BOl NUN
- respectfully that he VIII continue me course
of ILLUSTRATED GEOLOGICAL LECTURES,
AZ YETROPOLITAN HALL, on Monday, Tuesday InuIs
dav Friday Monday and Tuesday tvennss-Msrch s. ~,
Al the close Of each Lecture, be viii either exhibit and
.,nl.in PyALrs GREAT Original PAINTING Of the
COURT or DEATH,
M sive series Of brilliant aud instructive
PHILOSOPHICAL EAPERlMENTS
THE COURT or DEATH on TUESDAY.
doors open at g.; Lecture 20 commence al u O'Clock.
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Ghanfes for Business Men

ANY GENTLEMAN of education and good
"A feeling who siIl loan eloo % ay Of seute-l biEh
ron IN unforeseen event. Epds bsnss alone and Stranger
IN ths country will ind fully resolved repay
money with interest ard zst.ud= and thls loan VII
abe her 70 obtain a certain acd ladyke EN- oloTnent
AdGrsss to STRANGER, Tribune Office.
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FARMER and GARDNER an
sfeent snd temperate tusnS neither liquors 20
sscco N sny 'c- Man, Or perhaps Nan and VIE with
ort Children, 20 cRltva,e sud reside the a-ui W.
stocked sri hsh elte O. cultivation 70 receive share
o. the prcfs perhaps salary. Apply postpaid - Ia
chAUeel ALFRED w. UPHAN.
Wi.hmAnsest Ms
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rv To Young Men.-There will be a meeting THIS
EvTSIEG, at the Hall No 60 Broadway, for the pur-
cos Of organizing Society for Intellectual improvement.
An ,,tsxeste cd are invited
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~ TIE First Meeting of the Ladies' Ne w.
Work City Temperance Society Will be held in the
ID xnep Of Rev MI ChapiBs Church, Broadway, near
Sxrpfs on THURSDAY, 10th inst at 2ocock p. NJ Toe
attendance Of those willing TO aid in the prevention Of in
1mptrsnce, 10 respectfully solicited
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~ - Cabinet Makers Of Mr.. Newhousc's
rSsb.-.. wisb TO make this public acknowledgements
r lis III ray IN Immediately according 70 our demand
ey the advance Of prices
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ID THIS EVENING, March 10, will be played
DOMBEY AND SON.
Cant Cutie Mr.. Burton Edith. .. Mis- w eston
Mr. Too,s >. Mr. Johnston Susan Nlpper. Mrs Sker9ett
To conclude with A PHENOMENON. ,,
John Butiercup. Thompson Betsy Miss j. M
Doors open at q. O'Clock; performances Commences st
Boxes and Parquet 50 cents Second Circls - eenh m
yate Boxes s5; Orchestra Chairs, rs cents
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DOARD WANTED in BROOKLYN.-A

and God Board With respectable
rrivs,e family rerrocs family preferred Location
xithin tsn inmates walk Of either the trlton Or South
Fsnss For food home fsir pri1e VII Be paid Al
tress p Box No. 1851 U. ). PossOfcs.
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ASWEr nurse, by healthy young Won
IA an who has inst Lost her babe Beet city reference
Apply at No. 2al sth-st., near LIST sv.
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DOARD WANTED-For two young Gentle.

ID men in . private family, where the use Of Pisae.
sish iasfruesoa the ans would b eonsila.sd su0
Giant reuuneron for Vicinity Of Abipedoe sqaase
w Tnkune Once.
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Union bulldogs No. les Bowery, on THURSDAY EVEN.
ING next March 10 ~ o'clock tor the Transaction OF
the osdary business The dues for the month VIII then DC
payable OF may be paid al the office No 10 Duane 81
Chatham Bank building on Monday, Tuesday OF ednesar
evenings betv cen q and a o'clock.
Those ho wish the shares redeemed Will have oppor
tunity At this ing very few shares remain 70 De sub
srrbed lor which De had al the coe. Dues s.
month WILLIAM L. CoNhLiN, PRESIDENT
THOS. WILLIAMS, IT. Nlee-Prest
RoBrRr d. HART Secy.
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COOK WANTED-A good Cook Wiling 20
-, n. r-urp@r months IN ths eear1y .ne -sir Il
he vssns cas- spply before isA n a. Ne q srs'o0r-
pace. letk-ss
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NURSE WANTED "a midileaged Woman,
aecustomej 20 The esrs Of children Apply. altar
/ NJ. .: No. To- Henryst, Brooklyn.
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ROARD-At Union park.-Forch choice Rooms
- on AMI second floors private table II dssred) ~
ply No - Fast iithst. Entertainment BY tho day OF
wear
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BOARD can be obtained in large commO
ID dious house fiom 81 to - 50, at No ~ Fuitons
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XVANTED-On or two young Ladies 4
w learn the DTesstaAkins; also, an ErrAnd GTi- Ap
DIV Al No. 50 " hIte-st-
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DANyARDs PILGRIMAGE to JERUsA'

No 500 Broadway, sajoinins the Metropolitan ho.s
painted nom authentic Drawings msde upca TIE 80 -
A.. sINVARD in person Picture moves every eSe1.1s
~ ~ ard on "Wednesday and Saturday afternoons ~
,,ic.sst ASmi~ion 80 cta-ehil6ren half price.
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LAW OF UMBRELLAS.

Section l.-lf you are away from
home, and caugh, suddenly in shower,
and lou see an umbrella s,andine in some
corner, for ehich there appears To be no
owner, and. being much in need Of il, to
save you from a wet jacket, YOU take ii
sans ceremonie, tina, is-sfeaiing.
Section H.-If you have cotton um.
brels, and in YOU, haste to get away, ,r
because the lights in the hall are dim,
exchange il for neat silk umbrella, that
is-stealing. ...
Section III.-If, in stress Of weather,
you borrow one from an oLliging friend
who insists On your taking it, and do not
impress it upon your recollection TO re.
store i. to him the next day, that is
stealing.
Section lv.-lf you find a stray um-
blella in your house, which has been
accidentally left, and you give i, houses
room, without making any effort TO find
the bereaved owner, tina, is stealing.
Section VII ou make the benefi-
cen, showers which are the gift Of God o
prs,ex, for breaking His laws, then you
are--porss than a thief Yankee No
tions.
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BvRsTs OF ELooUESCE.-rhe follow
ing burst Of eloquence was delivered be.
fore court of justice in Pennsylvania:
"Your honor si,a high OH the adorable
sea, Of Justice, like the Asia,ic rock of
Gibralter, while the eternal river Of mercy,
like .he cadayerous Of the valley, flows
ncandering at your feet"
The following is the commencement
Of speech of lawyer in New Jersey:
"Your honors do not sit there like
marble statues to be waited about by
every windy bteeze."
Another orator thus commenced bis
harrangue:
"The cour, will please 10 observe that
the gentleman from the East has given
them very learned speech. He has
roamed with old Romulas, sockcd with
old Socrates, ripped with Eripides, and
canted with old Cdnlharldes, but what,
your honor, does he know about tho laws
Of Wisconsin, ... .....
Another thus oxpatia,ed: ..
"Tho important crisis which were
about 10 arrive has arroven." ......
Extract from the argument Of q young
lawyer before Mississippi justice.
"May i. please the court-I would
rather live for thirteen hundred centuries
on the small end Of q thunder bolt-chew
the ragged end Of fash of lightning
swallow the corners OF Virginia worm
fence, and have my bowels torn out by q
green briar, than to be thus bamboozled
by these gentlemen"
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"a ceFlain Chief Jus,ics, now no more,
was once holding sour, in East Cam
bridge. The bar was crowded With law.
yers waiting for the calling Of the docket,
and .he Judge, being determined 10 be-
facesious, produced miserable pun--ihe
bar, as in duty bound, raisias = great
shout Of laughter, wbish reused the
venerable Sheriff from his slumIsrs.--
"ofdel" cried he, rappins bis desk,
"silence in Court--thers's nO4Aing ,Gs,
laugh atr' ~,
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WHC;LI.'Elz NO. COZ, I.

when he lifted up his eyes, to the gallery,
and bebeld YOunesisr pslGng1 the pso{
pie below siih ehssnu,s. Dominic wa
about 10 administer - soMsdrs . sharp
and stringent reprimanA for ttiis Aagranl
act Of imPisiy and diarsspsc,. bur the
youth anticipating him, bawlsd 0us as the
top Of his voice. f, rassg Cd, ao
You miad your preaching, daddy, and
I'll keep 'em awake"
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SLAVES IN RUSSIA.

Ofthe fihy>ihrse and halfmillions of
people which Russia contained in l842,
not less than foriy>two millions were
slaves; and Of these, fifteen millions were
slaves Of the Crown, or Emperor! Tho
Russian slaves have no legal rights; in
that respect they ere no better than the
snVes of The States. The Russan pee.
pie are Eos only slaves to their mobiles,
they are also slaves 10 The SOIL The
land Of Russia is valueless Of itself; its
value conSIs's in the human property
belonging 10 II, and from which The no.
bles derive their chief revenue. Prac,ic.
ally, the private serf Of Russia-and there
are above foriy>millions of such-is, life
and limb, at the disposal Of his owner, 40
completely as slaves have ever bsen in
any country. He cen be sold or hired
ou. as beas. Of burden. The lay, il 10
true, now wills that certain portion Of
ths land must be sold with him; but land
in Russia, Is as we have said, of merely
nominal value. The master may send
ons or all ofIlis slaves for life from one es.
tate 10 another, though thousands Of miles
apart. In purchasing slave, he has only to
60 through the formaliiy ofreceiving from,
the former owner few acres of land with
him, OF which hs soon forgets the posscs~
sion, and from which he may remove the
slave, separating him forever from his
wife and children, and booming him 70
perpetual banishmen, from his home.---
The RussisR slave male or female, cans
not marry withou. tho permission Of the
owner; and, as in the case OF THE negroes
in the States, there ars no purposes, even
The mos. Infamous, 10 which the female
slave 10 not liAbls to Be devoted, and fie~
quently applied. The master may a, any
time send his slave to Siberia, OF for
soldier and some he must constantly
choose for this service. The owner mar
fog his slave to dea.h, but the Law only
permits him to be fined. The Law for.
bids any court to receive the evidence Of
a slave against his master. By Royal
ukase issued by the monster Catherine,
and since confirmed by Nicholas, ia serf
makes any complaint to bio superiors
agains, his lord, "he shall be emehable
to the punishment, which the laws award"
--iha,is, TO the punishment Of deaih!--
But there is no law in Russia, except the
despotic will Of tho head slsye-owners.-
Pushkin, the Russian writer, emphatical.
" observes, "There is no law in Russia;
the lsw ia nailed to stake. and thai stake
wears crown.
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1
Charles Carroll OF Carrollon, who after
wards became the Marchoness Of Well
esley. She was a great belle, and Clarke
fine manners, distinguished position and
great wealth, no doubt, rendered him
quite a desirable match for so brilliant
and accomplished beauty. They were
engaged; but some stories Of his enemies
caused sudden termination al their re-
lations.
On herring ofhis courtshlp Of Miss Ca
ton, The unfortunate Feline again went
10 Philadelphia 10 procure proofs Of her
marriage with Clark. But alas! Clark, il
was alleged, under the influence Of a
reckless ambition, had made away with
those proofs, and poor Zulime again found
herself the victim Of mans treachery. In
n feeling OF deser'on and helplessness,
alone among strangers, whose language
and habits were foreign TO her, she nc
copied the hand of DR.. Gardette, who
generously and mngnanimously, relying
on her truth and sincerity, united his
fate and fortune with hers. From that
period, her life flowed smoothly on in
the discharge Of her duties as vito aud
mother.
Shortly after her marriage with Gar
deite, Clarke had suffered his severe re-
buff from the lovely Miss Ca,on. In a
spiri. Of true peni,encs he hurried to
Philadelphia, saw znlims, and declared
his intention to proclaim their marriage.
Blu, il was too late. She informed him
,ha, she was Mrs. Garde,,e. Clark was
distressed At this, and exhibited sincere
peni,ence. He sougb. to atone for his
deser'ion Of the mother, by kindness TO
the daughter, who was horn 1905, ofihis
secret marriage. This was Myra CLARK.
She was in charge o. an intimate friend
Of Clark, Col. Cavis, who raised and edu-
Gated her as his own daughter. II was
not until she had reached maturity, iha,
shs discovered the secret Of her history.
Since then as Mrs. Whitney and Mrs.
Gaines, she has prosecuted her claim 10
the property of Daniel Clark, as his law
full heir, with 4 zeal, earneslness and en-
orgy, which have rarely teon cqualed in
the annals Of litigation. The officially
has been to establish the marriage be-
tween Znlime and Clark. Certainly,
mystery has long hung over this case.
which only the dead conld arise from
their graves and satisfactorily determine.
Tho once lovely Zulime, passing ,hro'
90 many reverses and misfor,unes, res
turned, in her old age, TO New Orleans-
her old ho@e-and passed peaceful and
happy life, in the family Of her son, re-
spec,ed and beloved tor her many virtues
She died at the age Of 7S, the youngest
Of her family--,wo Of her sisters having
stained their ooh year, longevity com.
mon 10 the oldest inhabitants of Louisiana,
and particularly Of those born on our sea
coRai
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MARRIAGE LICENSE "A fellow went
into Squire's office up in Norwalk not
long since, and said, esquire, I spear l
rant an order for pomGn" He was
Of course served with marriage license.
Speaking Of licenses, reminds US Of
another incident which occurred no. a
great way from the same place. A long
and lean Yankee came into the Office one
day and asked for marriage license, II
was accordingly drawn up. Zeb--so we
call the Yankee-gave in his name, but
on being asked for tho name Of The lady,
replied: .......
"There, meow, Squire, guess you've
kinder got me-" ... -
"How SO, siri'
"Wby, dye see, up TO where live, l
have been counting two gals; one 'em is
poor and the sther rich. Meow, Squire,
darned if | like tu tell abon, il, but !
will, by gollr. You see l like both gals
all fred well, but somehow 'nuther | like
the poor one best. My folks think
,'oIher way, darn 'em. So calkelate
I'm in quand'ry, ain, |, Squirrel"
"Ra,her, sir. Wha, do you propose 10
dot" .....s -.....-.....
"Golly, Squire, I've got il. You jest
leave that al place for the gals name,
blank. I'll go tn hum, put on my Sun
day go to meetin' clothes, go and call on
both Of them critters, and which ever one
| like hes, lhen-why, darn ye, Squire,
he! he! don. ye see! I'll jus, pat her
name in the blank, the darlin' gall"
"No, no. sir! That is not allowed by
the law"
"Neow du, Squier du. III &c. honest,
| swear"
But our legal friend was inexotable.-
He explained 10 Zc6 that no such ar.
rargement could be made wi,hOu, break.
ing the laws. The YaEkee coaxed, beg.
ged, prayed, entreoled, bu, all in vain.
AT las, he gave over, and seating himself
was absorbed in silen, meditation. In
ten or twelve minutes, he got up.
"Squire,' ho said, "my minds made
up. II 1 can't have that ere place left
blank, s'pose choosing one or .'othet's
the game. JENNY, bu, IFS hard 10 give
up that poor gal, bu, our folks don't like
her, SO jus. put the rich gals name down
'here--golly, I'm married man."
This was accordingly done, and q 30
walked away slowly aud half sadly to.
wards his home. This is all true, reader.
Yankee Nations.
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A boa, ascending the Ohio riys' was
hailed by another, when the following
conversation ensuea: - ao s71a eg~
"Wha, boat is ,hal:" % g.eHJsqs57
"Chertystons." % 10 s9-a'ass5s Sd'
"Whsnce came yout" s iced bas
"From Redsfone." 1- .aaH au.3gigsa
"Where are you bound IoIn D 2s1S
"Limestone.'' n aea d1i6g
"Who is your cap,aini" o.HiiI,12
"Tbom1s Stone" Er s'9sl lag7
"What are you loaded withs" '-isa
"Milstones and Grindstones.' ias
"You Ire Aard ss,, to be sure; take
care yol don't 20 to the bottom. Fare-
we'll" e.r- Ina s, eaf' sssse
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A boy went up to coun'ryman yeUter>
day, and putting on a long face, began to
beg for aims. The kind hearted country.
man pulled out shilling, and gave il to
the young rascal, who expended it on
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Some exchange paper illustrates the
advantages Of "division Of labor" by
the following anscdote;
"a certain preacher was holding forth
10 . somsvha, wsaried congregation,
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"Mr. Timothy" said a lrarned lady,
who had been showing off her wit at the
expense of a danglcr, "you remind me Of
a barometer, tina. is filed with nothing in
the upper story"
"Divine Aimira," meekly replied her
adcrer, sin thanking you for that compli,
men,, let me remind you that you occupy
my uppe, s.eYY estirely."
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KAI1DA PUTNAM DECEMBER

Mr.. Phenix is evidently well fllled for
the beligerens duties Of an editor, and
the San Diego Herald should have re,
tanned him; however, he takes his depar-
,ure in very good humor. @
The Kalida venture. [volume] (Kalida, Ohio) 1841-1865, 1853-12-30

fre>crackers. Soon after, the object of
his charity was met al another pars of the
street. "Didn', you say you wanted
money to buy provisiOns?' asked Charity.
"Ycs, sir, CRACKERS are prouisions."--
Yankee Nations, NJ .".. f.. a.'
The Kalida venture. [volume] (Kalida, Ohio) 1841-1865, 1853-12-30

II you wan. to know how quick YOU
can run mile, tell red headed Biddy
that her baby squin,s. T
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1853-12-16
TULLIEN's CONCERTS.
q LAST NIGHT BUT ONE
THE
AFRICAN UADRILLE,

TULLIENs CONCERTS.
AAER1cAS a gu
aRzzT S ESHISIT1 SSrSS SSPS15ii on II
This Vnday) evening" December l6.
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Founded on Hungarian melodies. ana con. y AA'1
eluding With the celebrated National Hymn
phony entitled The Breaking Hssss". r,
Ssng-"Where tho Bee Suoksn. Arne
From shatspHs, ,sM. Tempest"
Polonaiss"LA Polonaso o. Reception" -. Julisa
Bah Of the Queen e England, during the
Solo, Contrabasso-On Themes from Sonnam.
, .sisa.:i Bctis;.inaii.: 49, D''''''A'
.Righyseventh and last time but one.j
Grand 9Rsss; K! ssssn xsySsa
(Last tine)
Ballad-"Ths Lsst Rose Of summer Moore
Mdlle Anna zerr.
sympheny."1ne AIretto in nat from the syn:
Solo, vloiOnssio-ist tims Insssa
Herr Lutgen.
Peli. Kahes du Mont Blanc" lss tmeS. " Julien
Solo Fluts"Le Carnival de yense" CAST time) PaSanni
or.dril,.-.rb. H,s.rn y; SeieAer'. Jn,u.,
Founded on Irish Melodies and ccneludins '-
With the celebrated National Air, "St.
Conductor. .......................A n. Jnllien
Mofsss 70 5: had IL C. jcii:,:, 500 Brosdwsy; Hs
non 2I bfcadway; and Van Nordsn King - Wall streets
Doors open al Il Concert "a commence aas o'olost.