Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1853-05-26

The dimes drop awaytll
whes the Maine Law has passed,
And he groggeries sink
n Wbas use would be teilars
With nothing g drink
So ODD, Ssif.--A plain, but interes-
,ipr locking girl, accompanies BY young
n.n. bosh apparently from up country, :
fsv days since, aftsr some scruples hDeus
Dancer. &c, tssk their seats IN ore Of the
rs;lrosd cars and locked With wonder and
admiration on the Preparations that were
making for departure. When the ear haa
est pretty web under way, the following d.
slsfue tsek place.
New this amt slew, il IL Betty
Dear me, / reckon nst-its.a little bst-
Ter Than riding In N ox.wtgonf Jimminy
kow We strick il along what would eur
felix's say If they we're, te see us now ~
recksn cousin Sally wishes she was along
with ~ How would like u be Standing
eut yonder locking At myself riding in this
car
~ A lad day 81 TIVE sisce was called
q the witness stand in Ik6 Common Pleas
Court whose tender years raised doubt Is
te lis competency as witness, BY not uH<
.asrstanding. the nature of an cath. The
frtl question put, Was-sAre you the sen Of
!. tie plaintiifl' The little fellow crossing
his slsgs, and deliberately putting about half
> paper Of Tobacco into bis mouth, replied
with che utmost gravity,
well, It's 50 reported He testified,
~ A COED story is told OF an eccentric
ED gentleman, whe was Post Master in
PrsYidenss, Rhode Island A wag, who
thought he would play of some trick upon
him, went 10 his house seme time in the
night; after rapping Loudly for some time,
the old man came to tie window, and sx-
claimed aWhat do you waht2n whereupon
ths wag replied, very ceolly, GNething-
only have put . letter in your box-yeu
will know where il is to &c by the directions
On itr 1t ii needless TO add that the cid
man retired in q rage.
III An auctionser was selling lot Of
iandfo agricultural purposes Gentlemen,
said he, this Is the mos. delightful land
II II the easiestEland 70 cultivate in Massa-
chusetts-itis 50 light -so very light. Mr..
Parker here will csrrsberate be own the
nsrt patch, and he will tell you how easy
Il 10 worked
Yes, gentlemen, said Mr.. Parker, 'it is
very easy to work It, but It's plaguy sight
easier 70 gather the crops
~ A Man net thousand miles from
~ .enr6 asked another whs he liked
No11 hke any prcsynfAlh aid he, I like
nearest to nothing q any thatI ever hesrG
ur"Mr. Jsaes, don't ysu think marriage
isa.neans. ~ grace p
ana fsads-s5 - ~. - s11a1ms.nxlhiar i
Exit Mr.. Jsnes under the influence 81 4
mop handle.
"If the widow Fantadline ISM mar.
risd, Mrs Smiihers thinks, cts TINA she
sught TO be-" fer every time she sees one
ct these brutes called men, she gees SOUR.
ming about like kitten reund . milk pit.
cher. New such actions as thess, Mrs. S
.,oant abare.n
VneN SMrLlcrrY. -An anecdote is told
ofa yeung lady OF Harrisburg, whe was on
riding sxcursisn recently The horse com
neaeed kicking, when she in the most Elm.
pie manner requested her companion t. get
ent and held the horses leg Or he might in.
lure the vehicle.
Mamma said little fellow. whose
neshef had forbid his drawing horses and
ships On the mahegaly bureau with sharp
nail-'mamma, this aiat . nice house. Al
San Rscketts We can cut the sefa, and pull
cut the hair, and ride the shovel and tenss
ever the carpet, bat here We can't get any
fan at all
a. We nsliee il es.enpersry's col.
unns the advertisement Of . lady for 4 hus.
bAAd, Meme need apply under sir feet
Whsw bat the lady gees inrferociously
Ter Hymen.
M Il Is told Of Lord Nsrbury ah.t
when passing sentence sf death upon man
Ter stealing . watch, he said to the culprit
Ny gsed fellsW,7you made . grasp AZ
time, bat caught a eternity
- What ugly locking brat is that IN.
der The window, Susan =
I why, that Il mine, replied Mrs T.
'0h call the dear, beautiful. pretty lit.
Gle creature in, and Jet me kiss it.
~ 'Whs. Is that dog barking az asked
tsP whose boots we're polished mere than
his IDEAS.
Why replied . bystander, because he
sees another deg in ysur bosts
~ A gentleman travelling in Ireland
said y very importunats beegar, ayeu'ye |
lest al yeur teeth The beggar quickly
answered, sUn its time I'd parted With 'um
when I'd nsthin for ,un q as.n
~ II you ever feel like committing sui.
eide. just take dali razsr and shave your
SELF We guess that will be saficient If
% q neA ny cutting Of enc Of ysar fnrsrs
tssA and Zee heW il gees
~ Dobbs says thatxenel have sack q
uay Vikh their lips, that hugging and kissing
led e naturslto love Is champagne does q
nd WATER That being the case, avoid
nihhling.
~ den't believe il is aay use to vac.
ni1sls Tor small poxs" said baskweods Ken
luokisn, q Tor had ekill vaecinatea. ,nd
n tell cut 81 : window snl vas killed. n
len han . weak afcr.n
InPuDEsr.-Au editor spe.kino of . H.,
lyis diskey, says: I Il vas scented ,pd sor,
ike : south uind hftsr p.s.ing ah-...I
Isnes made II thora bushesn
- Al individual whe.e .,,,..,;...
Ish.ces juice late his face. rsms,L.5 -.
4, - q. 1880: esa'ssa'y opposed 70 such Virginia
- Mrs Harris saws. II ,,v u,
- children = loek IKE kin' shs 800
snnt1 Ne makes = California tbs h.tss,
)1ssrvi1S cd lady that
- The discovery has besn made bys
l1.ssa Erltcr, that without mouth nan
's|4 lei,k.r ~. irink, talk, kiss tks girls,
O lIcU 1911cQo
~ a nsn'r irsss has wonderful i,as.
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