The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1853-10-27
NUMBER 81.
CHIPS AND wmET-sTONEs.

can bear no rival brother near the throne
has evidently come to this determination
from conviction that no one is SO well
calculated to play The fool.
or Miss Esther Felkener, about six.
teen years ol age, residing near Goshen,
Ind. was shot through the heart, on Sat.
urday last, by reckless boy, who. in
spirit OF fun, caught up musket which
had been loaded over year. and aimed
it at her, for the purpose offrightening her.
He supposed because it had missed fire.
several times it would again.
A Good Reason.-"I say. printer, do
you take Manhattan money!
"No."
What's the reason-ain't it good?"
ayes"
"Why don't you take it them"
"Can't getit."
Exempted. Printers with nine chill
dren are to be exempt from taxation in
the S ate of New York.
| Very safe Legislation that. We would
| like to see the Printer who had anything
10 tax after feeding nine children.
rHow many fond mothers ana fru-
gal housewives keep their pretty daugh-
ters and preserves for some extra occa-
sion, or for some "big bug or othe4 nm
til bo b turn sour. This seems to Us mar
vellously poor economy.
A man being asked if he would like to
live forever, replied. that. considering the
state Of the times. the cheating propensi.
ties Of man. and the weakness OF the
Government. he would not care 10 live
more Than half of ii
Prraching.-When Dr.. S. once preach
ed at St. Jane a bystander Observed
. "Hn did better last year. "He did not
preach at all last year." replied another.
The very thing meant" answered he.
A REMARKABLE WoMAN-There is
now residing in Bowling Green. a woman
Of color. who it is said is the mother of
10 children, the youngest of whom is now
in his 63th year.
GTItis impossible that believer can
, keep the profession Of his faith steadfast,
unless he keep the exercise OF his father
constant.
Not so bad.-A lady at party in town
the other evening was asked what made
her cheeks so unusually red, and she
e promptly replied, the chaps.
The best "female physician" in the
world is husband Nine cases out of
ten, marriage will do girl more good
. than any other medicine.
lC Few things are necessary for the
/ wants of this life; but it takes an intimate
number to satisfy the demands of opin-
!. ion.
!; ~ The man who entertained prop
osition, shortly after turned is guest out
of doors as unworthy of hospitality
}; Served him right.
EFThe easiest and best way to ex.
pand the chest is to have a good large
l. heart. 1t saves the cost Of gymnastics
s. Why is negro peeping through kno
hole, like large body of water in Eu
III rope? Because it IS the "Black Sea-"
"Broomers, is the name which tht
Journal of Commerce gives to the ladies
a long dresses which sweep the sidewalks
AELoye is an idea-beefa reality
The idea you can get along without tn
Is beef you must have.
Remember the poor" Oh, yes, "
: all remember them and-"don't do any
IS thing else"
ct 0T"Take now this ring, tits thin,
Ne love- as the jailor said when he irone
his prisoner.
EEIn Utah, they open their balls an
a dancing parties with prayers, and clio:
= with benediction.
a Conc ,iescent.- The chap who WI
d. mortified that his Penitentiary strip,
were not noticed in season.
,ot Is luz Hdu WIN lleu kHOe ~ =
'0 of wood, wishes to kpSw If you eY,
heard a hay.cOck crowS
tor wA Western eatior saws that mo,
ms esty is a quality>that highly adorns
RS. woman and ruins man.
J" Eg-The white hat season is rapid
hS' drawing to close.
~ The best way to measure a man
poverty, is to count the dogs he keeps.
lille VI The hearth-stone is the corne
on stone Of the Republic.
cd cd Eg Beginning tolook pale-The leav
or of the forest.
II. E9- Error hurts an empty head most
much as roison does an empty stomac
"a Query3-Somebody asks what is mo
on sole narrowing than pegs in ones boots
op. Rather Omiaous. TO be importuned
ub your young wife to get your life insure
Gus 6-The minister who lost the thread
" " bis discourse, has obtained fresh ske
is. Melancholy S,ghs.-A shoemaker W
han has lost his all and breaihed his fast.
6TWhat can be worse than to haE,
tooth ache? 70 have two teeth ache,
SSy course,
Jaw 05-EIe that has false end in his p
ares fession will soon come TO an end of