Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1853-09-08

Of MI Vernon lies with the State Of Viz
gina; that il is out Of the question for Con-
gress 10 become The owner without tho coh-
sen, Of The Siale. and lhol the consan, has
been heretofore refused II this be tho case
we canro, doubt thar The Legislature of Vfr-
gina will withdraw It's opposition 60 a
movement 10 preserve memorials OF hiar
whose lame sheds radiaRce over that State
whrh will bo e1Ingaishrd only By tic light
of ulne, !. ..e.t5 n.
A New READING or SHAKspEAIE. fmna
si'downiscast,' demucroiic
newspaper was starred, depending mainly
toF les snppon upon the contributions uiI,hs
'lpnhtu' in that region.f.sIis niosgo 4was--
"Be jast ami lcart MT "-=S Shakespeare kAn
old iarmer whoshad beenqaite active h,a,io-
moting the interests of lhis'uewspaper entet-
prise, took up the first number and conn
mcnccd reading with laudaiory eoIblne,ls.
AS no read The motto bis face flushed sid,
honest enthusiasm, and he exclaimed Fear
not Shokspear, mo. that We WON'T, nor
any other JcdraliSE5l. WAN
A d lsTREssiNc ComPLrcArtcN.AAn IN en.
inenI citfzeA Of Providence, now NO mort,
was a confirmed invalid. and in the latter
part Of his lie was afflicted with what tile
doctors called a complications Of disorders.
Tie com LINED tha, he had The asthma, SO
that he could not lie down; a 'cough so that
he could no, sit up; tho rl,cumalisin so iha,
he coull not walk; and Tho dyspepsia so
that he could not live without exercise.
4, "a
/ 'Spriggins is somewhat remarkable lur
his grundloqucnco Of lahgnage. which rem
ders his society an objeci TO be sought after
by those who are inclined 10 make merry us
the eccenIricities Of genius, 'Sprigginss' sahl
one Of these. you are rooI.'a SIR said
Spriggins with grea, digniIy,.l seldom pre-.
sumo 10 extend graluilous advice 10 gentle.
men, buI permit me 10 observe sir, That
reileraioD Of The sentiment you have jus,
uttered might olprove conducive to CON
valescent slale ofyour personal individuality.
Spriggns was aroused!
Nehemiah, my love- said Mrs Wilkins
TO her first born. who wins just enieripg bis
i've liIh year, what has become Of youlSun;
day panaounsT Ta.ls 8 a-sH sn.e.4g 8
Il swapppd EN- away, mother, fora book.
i am delighted, my son., to find you dc,
yotcd 10 study. No, for Iiwep,y pair OF
pap,alppns would !, baulk, ,lhe bent lof genius.
But What buok. do you find so irresistably al.
uaclve, my dear boyl - Pilgrims Ptogress,'
or the whole Dny Of MINT ~ Z
s-a'No, ma'am. il wash't zictIy ,bai, bur
something Of the same nature: il was ,ht
Whole ART Of Boxing. Tps5e
\ ;Pappy, can, go 10 The geological. rooms
10 see HE cummomiIe Tght Ihe rhinosecrow?
!.SarIen, my son--butdon't get your irow.
sers lorn, Strange my dear, wba, TASTE
that boy has go, for natural history; ism. iil
No longer ago .han yesterday be. had eight
pair of .om-cals hanging by their tails from
the clothes limo
No! Bless lis lille heart, come TO his
molhcr!
A Coon lflr.--ln the course OF adds GUS
sion in the Massachusetts Conventional good
deal owas said about the tcenliousness OF
the press, whereupon Col. Schouler, Of Bos.
ton, made very fair reion.l JH,,ssd faGt-t
"a grea, deal has been said abou. the H.
cen'iousness Of The public press. Now, sit,
| happen to have.a great deaI 10 do with tho
press, anG ! must say that tho most Iieen.
lious part of my experience with tho public
press has been in the defence Of men in
public stations. Great laughler,( lrusl,
Mr. President, | am not oul order =
{ Laughter.
The Cincinnati Nonpdriel learns that n
bachelor gentleman slsG boarding house
in that city Inst week in which there ,wasa
considerable number OF ollmaids, in conse.
quence of The miserable fair Sc, before him
al The table.
LoGIc,-'Only think remarked Aun,
Debby, "wha. siekly family them Snook.
ses is! Now there's Benny the poor, mis-
cradle cruer, 'spect he $ got. The con.
sumpIion--and Hannah is alters a.r,akin
on about the croop-and Amy, dear lule
gal, she's got The souher ferns, and The doc.
ter says he'salraid Beisey's 60, The spine
in her back! The poor criHer.' 3 ipos1
How They ARE KNOWN. NJ The following
fragment Of conversation was overheard The
olhey day, on board Of The steamboat: "A
i mel Lord Ellsmore and his party q,
Niagara, the other day., knew The ladies'
wero persons Of distinclipn The momepll
saw them, because lhey,wore no jewels, nor
any other ornament whateyerP s,a M
9 CocKNEMsM2 aWitness-A"This here fell
Ter broke our winder with laler, aud III
sabtler on the elbef asshe rwas.pluyin on
the piOnner." "siI a e'p ~ - ev q
Magistrate -"The conduct Of the pris.
ona' and his general characIa', renda' it
propa' tha. he should no Tonga be a,nmem.
ba' Of society,"" aaf std tsifv st17
,a Ani9hin Boston cured his wife Of an,al.
TACK o(tbloomerism.' de watched the fix.
iLg up and said nothing, His wife went out
niuil Fig,whereupon he assumed her cast
off skirs, and when she came back he was
knitting or trying 10 knit Q, stocking, She
took the hiR., and The Turkish arrangements
was put aside immcdialely.uispea saa l,.a
"A Wicked man is like one who hangs
over q deep pit'by a slender cord with one
hand and'is cutting i,'wilh the Other. .g'Ha' ~,
is that lightning bug in the street,,
asked an old purbIind lady. NO grandma,
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