Plymouth advertiser. [volume] (Plymouth, Ohio) 1853-1988, 1853-11-05

piohip GU tncui HOt 10 tnrOW cnance
oway; they bought a bottle. Before
had finished it, could hear certain inar.
ticulate noises, and could s,ammer a few
words, and there was glimmering of
light. BY the end Of the second bottle,
could hear my mothers tongue going
from morn till night, could in get word
or two, and | could distinguish that her
nose was red. The third bottle made a
man of me. could understand all that
everybody said in any language could
see that my mothers nose was turned up,
and could discourse as fuently as Lord
Brougham. Thes~ are your doing., and
they are acknowledged with a grateful
heart by your
Your obedient servant,
MATTHEW MOLE"
"Sympathy Cottage, Coal Hole, Alley.
TO DR.. Thalaba Killman:
Miss Alicia Leticia de Montmorency
Sniggs presents her unfeigned acknowi.
edgments to DR.. Kllman. and begs to in.
form him that her little boy has been cur
ed OF sore nose and the ringworm. by
two bottles of the Balsam of Bethesda.
Manchester, Aug. 4lh.
"To DR.. Thalaba Killman, Sir: beg
to inform you that some years ago nv
right ear was most unwarrantably cut of
by the sword of yeomary soldier. 1t
remained in that stale, and | was univer-
sally called the cropped donkey, till was
induced to try } our esteemed balsam, the
effect of which has been such, tha, my
ear has not only grown again, bnt is
twice as large as the other.
Your humble servant,
BALKAN FREEMAN"
felt had as much right to issue these
testimonials, as Don Matthias had to forge
love>letters to himself, and | am hannv
to say mine were more profitable than his.
There were some other letters, it is true.
really and bona Jfde sent to me, which |
did not publish, preierring those of my
own invention.
The following I received from Not.
tingham /:
"Slr: For many years have been en-.
during the worst pain that the human spe-
cles, at least the male part of 1t, is liable
to, mean the tooth ache Year after
year suffered the parting pang of extrac-
ton, till only one tooth remained in nv
head. 1t was then that heard the fame
OF your invaluable baIsam. Hope catches
a I
gerness for relief from the fit of pam was
then enduring, put the neck of the bot
tie to my mouth without waiting for cup.
The consequence was, | thrust my last
tooth out of its place and down nv
throat. lswaltowed it with the balsam
and from that day TO this | have been free
from the tooth ACHE
Yours, respectfully,
BENJAMIN Com"
Sheffield, July goth.
To DR.. Killman, Sif-You are beast,
and scound'el, rogue, a cheat, thief
a quack, an impostor thought two bot
ties OF of your stuff, 10 cure me of the
stomachache, and they have made me
worse. If I die, III be id if dom
haunt you. ALEXANDER LARGE"
Notwithstanding Mr.. Large's threat,
have always been less afraid of The deac
than of the living; and it will appear with
reason. For, after having carried on a
me st thriving trade for years, and having
amassed very pretty fortune, my end has
been fastened in the following manner.
had been taking walk one evening
and had just returned to my own door
when, as | raised my hand to the knock
er, person come quickly up to me. ant
inquired If my name was not DR.. Kill
man? On my replying in the affirmativ.
the wretch seized me with the grasp o
Hercules, and holding me with the tenaci
tyof vice, belabored me with bludgeor
over the head and body, till sank to the
earth exhausted. He then went away
exclaiming, " Now, if have not done
for you, try your own balsam."
was found by the police. and carried
into my house. The blows on my heac
produced temporary arrangement. A doc
tor was sen:for, and he prescribed for me
But my house-keeper had too good ar
opinion of her master to let him take any
thing recommended by stranger. She
omP'iod out tho bottlss they were sent
and filled them with Balsam of Bethes
da.' Unconsciously partook of my
own invention, I'm Dominum perniciost
suum.' Like Perilus, l have been III.
author of what has caused my own death
My reason has returned, only to tell me
| am dying. My house-keeper, as soon a,
she thought could understand her, boas,
ed of her artiice, and how she had cheat
ed the doctor. THALABA K1LLMAN.
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YELLOW FEvER.-.The Soutb.Sid,
Democrat, (Petersburgh. Va, remarks
"ln the recent epidemic which devasta
ted New Orleans. we have been informe,
that few, if any, Of the sufferers wer,
among the blacks; and gentleman VIII,
lived for several years at Mobile. durin,
which time, the yellow fever twice a,
tackled the city, tells us that he neve
knew a negro to die of it. There is a,
aptitude, an adaptedness of the Africa
to high temperatures, that is as immuts
BILE fact, as any other natural law"
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/ Gentle Reader-If you have a remark
ably strong constitution you may read tn
following but if not, We beg Won :