Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1853-07-09
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who has had nice new suit of clothes made
for the summer season, was observed BY the
tailor who made them, last Sunday founder.
ing in the mud. 'Ah, hal Josey,' said the
man of shears. you are making pretty mess
of those new clothes, perceived
We'll am; hiccupped Joe; its your fault
you rascally old snip, for you went and made
my waistcoat with rolling collar
Ey-A good anecdote is told Of an Irish.
man who comparing his watch with the town
clock. burst into ft of laughter Being
asked what he laughed at he replied, "and
how can help it? Here is my little watch
that was made by Paddy O'FIahertv, on Or.
mond Quay, and which only cost me five
guneas, has beat that big clock there full
hour and quarter since yesterday morning"
Eg-"Doctor," said young Miss of the
high-headed modesty school, INA sent me 10
tell you that sister Maria Ephemia Dulcy
Louisa Minerva Rhoiy Jane has got sore
above the wrist of the left foot"
g-"Love your neighbor as YOURSELF
VIM. Henry says he does, and more, and has
ever since Lib Jones lived at the next door.
A young man advertises in city paper
Tor place as salesman, and says that he
has had great deal of experience, having
been discharged from seven different stores
within one year.
A TAVERN keeper out west advertises a
young lawyer. who has left his house without
paying his bill, under the following expressive
caption.
"Absquatustum damum ct Swartoutran.
dlbus in lanstu, non est invcntus ad ibitum
scape goatum, non comca tbue in swampo."
Our nighbor of the Democaat saws the
Wing party can't work well without q head
That is more than we can say ofthe Demo.
crlt party. The sort of work they can do
can be done just as well without a head as
with one.-Louisville Journal
A numerous old man fell in with an igno-
rant and rather impertinent young minister,
who proceeded to inform the old gentleman in
very positive terms, that he should never
reach heaven unless he was born again; and
added, 81 have experienced that change, and
now feel no anxiety"--"And have YOU
been born again? 2" said his companion mus.
ingly. "Yes trust have" "well." said
the old gentleman, eyeing him attentively, 81
don't think it would hurt you, young man, to
be born orce more"
GE The following is said to be yeritable
tomb stone inscription down in Maine:
Sacred TO the memory of James H. Ran
dom, who died August the sixth 1900. His
widow, who rorns as one who can be com
lorted. aged only twentyfour, and possessing
every qualification for good wife, lives in
-street in this village!"
The easiest way to make clear breast Of
r. is to take an emetic People with "some-
thing on their minds, will please notice.
An old lady, who formerly entertained
travellers in neighboring county, before her
guest commenced a meal, used TO ask bles
sing. She always delivered herself in this
wise: ", Lord make us truly thankful for
the food before us. Nancy hand round the
corn bread first, and then the biscuits after
wards. Amen
In certain village lived very honest far
mer, who, having a number Of men boeino in
a field went TO see how his work went on.
Finding one of them sitting still, he removed
him for idleness. The Man answered, / thirst
Tor the 'p"a'-firog, you mean, suppose.
said the farmer; but if the Bible teaches you
to thirst after the spirit. it says also. hoe :
every one that thirsteth!
The WHEAT CRoP-We are told that tie
WeeVil has commenced its ravages in many
OF the wheat fields in this vicinity AS tbe
hy has already seriously injured the crop Il ia
TO Dc feared there will be Tut little left when
this new depredator gets through its work
MT. Vernoa Times.
gS-"It amazes me that ministers don't
write better serGnons; am sick of the dull
prosy aua'fs" said a young lady in the pres
ence OF parson.
nut 1t is no easy matter. my good woman,
10 write good sermons" suggested the minis
ter,
"Yes," rejoined the lady, "but YOU are so
long about II; could write one in half the
time, if | only had the text"
"Oh, if a text is all you want" said the
parson, al will furnish you that Take this
from Solomon"
at is better to dwell in tho corner of n
housetop than with a brawling woman in
wide house,"
"Do you mean me. sir ?" inquired the lady
quickly. "Oh, my good woman" was the
grave response you will never make a good
sefmonlser you are too soon in your applica-
tion.
RMr. Speaker said member Of the
Jamaica Legislature, discussing bill! for the
regulation of the timber trade, Il know the Sc
timber merchants to be most egregious ras
cass-l have been in the timber lue myself
twelve years."
The Shasta Cosrier states that yerv
rich diggings have been discovered on Horse
Greek. stream putting into Squaw Creek,
at Elizabethtown. AS much as 800 have
beed taken in one painful from claims in the
bed Of this creek. ea
Rich Gulch continues to yields as abun-
dainty as ever. A number Of claims contin
ue to yield as high as sioo per day to the
man. s f R = Fgi ssof !