The Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1852-1853, 1853-12-07
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~ the heat il is not likely to crack. a Y
6Tlf you wish 10 preserve fine teeth,
slways clean them thoroughly after you
l.Ts satens yourlsst meal al night. HaEi
Es-Spst keeps good al! the year round
81 ehopsa aud packed down ih a stone jar,
aud covered with molasses. a 80,
EF-If you wish 20 make tool Of man
GrSt'see whether You can hatter him; and
If y0u succeed yonr pnrpOse is half gained.
EE-Do not wrap knives and forks in wool
ems. Trap them in good strong paper
Steel II injured by lying in woolens. =
ENoolens should be washed in very
hot suds, and not rpssd. Luke-warm wat
or skriuks them N~ssIg - ~
''ES- Why arc chickens necks like door
belhR' Ans. Because they are often
Nfung for company. .
RE- Whatcan be worse than to have
tooth ache? 10 have TWO teeth ache, OF
course. w #
.Gs-An Ifishman going to market met a
farmer with an owl. tr., .... ....
''Say, rnistber, whatll ye take for yer
big eyed lukey?" n. ..... ..-a-. ....
Ill is an owl, ye bsist," replied the far
met. -'.'.'aa ...
..Divf tie Bit do Ieare whether its ould
pr ,oung, price the bird, We spalpeen."
E4y-A drunken chap blundering through
the darAt ned hslEf his boarding house,
was sccosted by his landlady TO Lnow if he
would not have a candle.
= Thunder! no." said he, "it's SO cussed
dark out here, that. could'n see il had
y ligbtp' s. ~
g"Jonny MY son. do you know that
yod hsSe broken the Sabbath" ..a...|t~
Yes, dad" said his little sister, "and
mSlher's big iron pot, TOO. in Eve or six pie
EE-Fhe perpeGator Of the following has
been s,nt 10 a lunasc asylum. .4r.
why can a ship beat hen?" a.esl 90.
While the hen is laying one egg the ship
can lay to.''s . ...... ~. 80. .,,. a., -
EgA traveller, writing from the coast
OF Africa, says:--'The people die very fast
and The sheep haze very long tails" Suf-
hcieptfy concise for any class of readers.
ES-The man who attemptedto "catch
the speakers eye" with steel trap, was
made to take the jAeor by ! he seargeant-at-
arms, ...,, .-......, .... - ,
R-0ne OF our sporting friends who re-
Gently ran aracr with a sawborse, was
icsuyht yesterday attempting to shake hands
@.th clock. .a-a
Er.fhe local editcr Of the Cincinnati
Commercial grayely remarks tbatthe Siam
sse Twins appear to be as much attached
~ each other" as ever. .''2 '- s.'.', -"a
E6rH You wish TO 90 to heaven, have as
jit.e to do with philosophers as possible
tSnips loaded at the head steer badly. .
EB-Death has consigned many a man to
fame whom longer lite might have con-
signed oinfamy, l.. 20 tS' i,'..E., '.5g1 l u.
Ey The maR who hung himself with a
cord OF wood, wascut down shortly after
ward with the edge of a precipice, or, as
some say, with ''shoulder blade sar.s.
AT What is the difference between de.
sertsr and hog pen? Give it up? One
tsase from headquarters, and the other i:
Ihe headquarters Of 1eas. s.' afa't -a.-''1
g-The lghtsome countenance of frienc
given such an inward decking to the hous,
where it lodged, as producest palaces havt
cause 10 enyythe gliding. a., Ita gas =.
EF- 'John what in the world put matri
Aaoay into yDar head" -.,,. ... "a. i' t'i q
"Well, Thomp, the fact is was getting
short of shirts, and was compelled to to re
sort to sofne shift" '. ..'.
E4r The proprietor Of livery stabl'
wiring from sacramento, says he '+keept
five ostlers; three of the FIVE were formerly
broadway dry goods clerks, and the otbe
tWo Baptist ciergymen!" sI- 'nI .-
a~ms~ENs nhn,, ,,,1 10 nntr134 bne ;,vooToJ
yneehins lomake haste. Precocious genius
He is undoubtedly. the same fellow tha
made lie cradle that rocked the deep.
This is a,sweeping catastrophe" as
man said when his wife knocked hin
down Wi'h broom sick. ~.
AEA youhylawrer is Chambers stree
,gssterdayZpptbis spinal eolump out Of joint
.sYying to drag a eenclusion.Isf SIS
ETlfarig wanted to make sty foi
limseN how would he proceed? By tying
knei inahis, tail, and that would make {
pigs tie. r.ra' n. sF.atE H .stoa.o.
! GFA A rpiserIy old fellow somewhere
down east, has hitupon An eIpedent to save
candies. He uses ":he light of otheI
days, .aagsa-v ,.- ..e, -r.g,5 n .l.
RSrThe man who beats the drum for the
March of trime.'' has gone topIay on the
"born Qfsplenty.'''s ,l.o o..a.sa5 !. y.a,a..
EF- The Philadelphia Courier wishes te
know ifhtws'b by the' proposed ocean tele.
graph through soi wafer. win be fresh?
EF Thacekfg sass n wcnau'S heart is
just Iike q llthes srapher' 'sIsTone hat is once
written upon It caa't be Rubbed out. This
ia 81, Lee ali heiryss once fix her affection.
on stable boy. sil the preaching in the
world wili not get her thoughts above oat-
.boxes and curry combs. s1., 0 d, '9 s2,. a.s" =
gS lbe. Stranger is responsible for the
l.llioriHg:i .il'', 5'2.f ~, n a% l.'' ,a.l
..idmfny, my boy did you see the flight
VI batsdhe other eseningW rrq ga.5 ra,,
'.Niyer the one. my honey, what Kind
pf hsts we're they?' 4,lao0a y. f
'Briek-bats ye Spaipeen." nf |m
T2EIaer EAsr IA tray eller in Eng,
lnnd observing peasant at work, andseeing
that he was taking it remarkably easy, said
10 bim--"My friend. you don't appear to
sweat any" oaffnw
"Why no master six shilIings amt sweat.
ing VaGes."5teda gra5 9,-aaf,, 80 ,raal
A ooDp.EQsE, There is journey man
tailor L. Boston whose nose is SO red that
be can lsew,lbe fnestwork in the darkest
night, with no other light than that afford
cd BY his Haunting pFobescis.i 4 Ills head is
Inuiia bald from fhe effect of aarryiD9 !bnild-