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Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-06-30

There lived not many years ago IN ihis good
State Of Tennessee, rather an eccentric gtntir-
man, who oecrpied the judges scat 10 ono ot
he Reainiest circuits Of the State. Judge
-, ard propose to give you few auecdo,es
Illustrative Of bis character, although / fear.
as It is ny first attempt, that VII kill the
story in tie recital however that viii be nv
fault and not the fault OF the story.
Upon one occasion there were tvo men ar
raigned before Judge s., charged with
disturbing the peace, DC. Fo. !, ufoa the
usual question Of guilty or not gully, plead
ed guilty to drunkenness.
Judge S.-'You we're drunk, were you sir
Prisoner Yes sis
S-'What did you get drunk on. sir y
P-'Whiskey, sir
S---'Whgt sort Of WhiskeT, sir 7
P.-'Ncw whlskey, sir
S.-'What, new wbiskey, sir =
/ P.-'Yes, sir, Just warm from the ets.l.
$50 you got drunk on new ehisk
right warm from the still, did you
/ P.---'Yes, sir
/ s.-.-Mr Clark, fine that man ten dollars
and Imprisonment in the county Jail one month
No. 2, upon being arraigned, pleaded guilty
'a'so.
s-.-'You were drunk, we're you, SIR 2
P.---'Yes, sir
S.-.'what did YOU get drunk on Sir 2!
P.---'Brandy, sir
S.---'What sort Of brandyP
P.---'Peach brandy, SIR
S.---what aid peach brandy, sir 2
, P.---.Yes, sir
s.---'How did you drink it, sir p
P.-.-'With little honey, sir
( S.---'What sort of honey, sir .
e P Nice strained honey, sir
t S so you got drunk on old peach 5rasdy
S and nice strained honey, did you sir
d. P.---'Yes, sir
] S.---'Mr Clark fne that man one dime, tle
+ CouIt would like fetC Of that ITSELF
!, This same Judge S-had very Wild son
j. named Bob, who was constantly on spree.
. and upon being brought up once before the
4 Court for drunkenness the Judge cried out
f is that our Bob ?
. Clerk---'Yes, sir
f Judge--.'Fine the ascal two dollars and costs,
. I'd made it ten dollars il l did not know !;
: come ont Of my own pocket
Now sir, these are all true as preaching end
S should they be acceptable l will send on 'feT
more of the same sort, as this country abounds
s in fellows who are fond of fun and froie, and
o who treasure up these tales, &c,
Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-06-30

A New DopeE,-The police have put tne
sbonkeepcrs upon their guard against oelns
yictimzed by the preparation of the "g,y-me. fMs
cbanre" trick. This is performed as iollows
A we'll dressed man (things have come 70 a sucI af
a mass that it is always safe to be suspicious ..
we'll dressed men, purchases some insignns"ns ~
articla and stands waiting In few minutes
with an air of vexation he asks If they are nol
CONC to give him his change. "fou nave
not paaid, / think sir" "Why, yes dld
cave na, YOU fve-franc piece with scratch o Of
One side oft" The till is searched ana Ia
coin @ IS Of course found, Upon such oVer"ne' III
mino evidence the change is gwen Ii Ii
scratched ,ar,9 coin was taken a few moments @ oe
fore from one Of the gang who had made som y,
trivial acquisition on purpose to get 1t IN IN
drawer Draw An adroit thief has been known =
make the sum of fifty francs in a day IN In N
wav rsv bv the perpetuation Of the rendez-mO
G shall regret it to the end ofmy life, ii any ne
York 5, shaTpers, on reading this account shou
take to practicing the dodge in my native cou
trv. I am not sure that | have rendered so'
ety a doubtful service in referring to the Su
iect ut ALL Cor. New York Times.
Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-06-30
"There is no object in nature SO beautiful IS
a conscientious young tnan.-Erchangs.

We'll. I've seen the ''Sea Dog" ana Ibae--
eray and Tom Thumb, and Kossu.- the
''bearded lady, and Father MaIhe" th'
wbistlinr Canary, and Camille Urso the " a''s
NEGRO. !" and Mrs. Stowe; "Chang and Bag
and Jenny Lind, and Miss Bremen, and Mad
anne Sontag. have been to the top OF the
State House, made the toure Of the Pubic
Garden" and crossed the Frog Pond" ""
seen Tbeadore Parker. and locomotive. I've
ridden in an omnibus, heard Fourth oi-Jnly
oration, and once saw the sun rise; bui rev
er saw conscientious young man.
If there is such an Organization on tne per-
iphery of the globe, should like TO see nm
l'fhe Is. ,ctere is he? Who owns him! WheFs
did thew raise him? What does he feed on.
For whome does he vote? On what PoatieaL
n,atform does his conscientious toes rest
Does he know the difference between W hig
ord Democrat? between "Hunker" and
..Rarnburner? between "hard-shell' and p
nsoft-shellq'' between "unform nationa! cur
rencv'. and ''sound constitutional currency
Does he have chills or fever when he sees .
bonnet? Does he look out Of the sides oil hls
ewes like bashful barnyard bantam, or care
he not look at all Does he show the ''"A'ls
feather" or crow defiance? Does he go 70
roost at sundown, and does he rest on an a'f :
tocratic perch I'm all alive TO see the specI-
men. Nv opera glass is poisoed. Cant 90"
give us a portr /. in the Musical World and
Zines Will he be at the Worlds Fair Mig
he permitted to shake hands with him no
congratulate him? pause for rePly.-fo an
ga, Form
Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-06-30

I From, he KnicEerJoeker.

From, he hRiekerJoeker.
Admire with us, reader, the following most
stsnzas You will remember them
long time, for, to say nothing Of the sentiment
there is such happy collOcation of words 10
the piece, that somehow or other it is impossible
to forget it. We read ii for the FIRST time near
ly twenty years ago, and it is, at this moment
as vivid as ever in our memory.
One eve Of beauty, when the sun
Was on the stream Of Guadalquiver-
To gold converting, one by one'
The ripple of the mighty river
Beside me on the bank was seated,
A Seville girl, with auburn hair,
And eyes that might the world have cheated,
A wild, bright, wicked, diamond pair.
She stopped and wrote upon the sand,
Just as the loving sun was going,
With such a soft, small, shining hand,
You would have sworn twas silver flowing
Her words were three, and not one more;
What could Dianas motto be?
The syren wrote upon the shore,
DEATH not Inconsistency !"
And then her two large languid eyes
So turned on mine, the devil take me!
Iset the stream on fire with sighs,
Ana was the fool she chose to make me;
Saint Francis would have been deceived
~ such an eye and such hand,
put ono we,ek more, and | believed
As much t;> woman as the sand!
Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-06-30

A VERY BAD MEaoRY.--The young man
who lately in Washington was suspected OF be
ina gully Of improperties with married wo-
s man and who being in company with the
wife was shot by the enraged husband was
informed by his ply sician that he could not
live more than twenty minutes. The young
man proceeded in the presence of two Officers ss r
to m AXE his dying declaration as TO the aflaT. .
He denied in positive terms that any improperly
had taken place, but being on very intimate
terms m with the lady had-on account oil tne
veyv warm weather taken off his coat fesu.
ming his seat on the sofa about the orqlnsry i |,
d;st9nc, for conversation he however A0u ~
collection hoe his pantaloons cane ~
Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-06-30
How TO write a Hughfal"'i" POen''

HOW 10 WEhNC IA AAS9
RY A HALFAHAwEss HALFAEALLEGATEE
Go roll prairie up like CLOTH
Drink Mississippi dry,
Put Allegheny in your hat
A steamboat in your eye,
And for your breakfast, buffalo,
Some Ave and twenty fry
Go kill the whole Camanche tribe,
Some day before you dine,
Pick out to make your walking sticK'
A California pine;
And then run round, and frown so dark
The sun won't dare to shine.
Go whip ton of grizzly bears
With nothing but fan;
And prove yourself, by all these feats'
To be a western man;
And you can write poem grand
If any body can
Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-06-30
Prc,prs--To becme popular--join the strong

prcrprs.--To becme popular--join the strong
est church and all secret societies,
To become respectable---say yes 10 every ,:.
other mans opinions and have none oil your
own. ,...l e,oo hn a,
al times ready to act as a tool for "bg men y,
To become slandered-edit paper, tell TN
t,,ith and tread on the toes of rogues an
squirts.
Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-06-30
M Won believe in second love, Mister Nc

Quade?' u.h ;f .
man buvs a pound of sagar, ism it sweet, and
when tits gone don't he want another poSana sas.
ond isn't that pound sweet too? Trcth' Mur'
nhv. believe in second love-
Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-06-30
A VISION.

IN the twilighcs soft a;'d a. SKY 00O'
Beneath the calm blue sA,y ;, nowor
Where the leaf Just felt the zepAyr
AS itfoatcd gently by love
Where the night-birds sung their songs Oh
And the lark to his nest had flown,
I wandered forth in the Cottage Grove
To spend an hour alone.
And there, in that thought-inspiring shade
Meath the stars enrapturng sheen
When the King of Day from his throne had
strayed,
And the night confessed her Queen
When the SUMS last rays from the far, deeT
West,
Threw a curtain of gold on high
All over the earth as it lay'et rest
In its floral panoply--
I saw an Angel of beauteous mould
Come floating through the air
On Albion wings, hung deepin gold'
And it paused a moment there
Asst lowered, gently, by my sice'
I asked it, trembling v
Who art thou-sprit?-it replied
81 am Human Sympathy"
Then it softly scared on its diamond wings
And sighed as it quit my sight,
Tn music as sweet as Seraph sings,
"sister, good nignt-good night"
Then thought, as slowly wandered Rome'
What heaven this world would be,
If spirit so pure as that one flown,
Might always dwell with me- "NEhhlh
Unreasonable, Ind, June |, 1858
Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-06-30

Everybody should possess six shirts; one una.
brella. and a home. The former to keep MIN
in comforts, and the latter out Of printing ON
ces.
Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-06-30

Fanny Fern delicately styles certain sou, COO,
plaint from which children snhes u '"s'''
t;r,a ga pain under the apron.
Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-06-30

~ think our church will last 8 goc1 Tn y Z
vet y said waggish deacon 4 nm
.tar a, IL see the sleepers are allvery sound.
Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-06-30

MoRAL.-If you want to sleep well and b.
happy, and be great, go and pay the Pf'"ssF'T
TEpIToR. = Cotton Plant
Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-06-30

Thare ;s a man out vest. SO bent on accom-.
Wishing his purpose, that he has Oes0"'
huneh-backed,
Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-06-30

Avoid bad company, or you, like man we
seen the other day, may be "oOere0csp'
Hannibal journal. (Hannibal, Mo.) 1853-1853, 1853-04-21
Prospectus to De BOWS Review,

Adapted TO tho Southern and Western
States Of the Union including statistics Of
foreign and domestic industry and enter.
prise. Published monthly in New Orleans,
at SIS per annum, in advance.
DS Complete sets Of the work, ten vol
unes, bound handsomely, and for sule at
the office, New Orleans, and will be sup
piled on order, deliverable in any Of the
large cities or towns, They Ore an ineVa.
luable repository Of practical information
regarding our country, and should have a
place in every public and private library.
A few sets only remain.
The Review is now rapidly growing in
circulation, and will exhibit many great
Improvements in the coming year, in size,
matter, and az pearonce. The following
are Its leading divisions:
|. LtTERATuRE.-Criticisms, essays, poe
try, sketches Of fact and fancy, summaries
Of foreign and domestic news, movements
in New Orleans, &c.
II. CoMNEReE. y Its history, laws and
statistics, commodities, shipping, nHviga-
tion, treaties, tariffs, exports and imports,
trade OF The South aud West, homo and
foreign trade.
III. AoRIcuTrURE, - Discussion upon
cotton, lice, sugar, tobacco, hemp, Indian
corn, wheat, slavery and slave laws, &c.
". Observation-Disclosures Of Man
ufactures in the South aud West.
V. IatcraI Improvements. Canals, Rail
roads, plonkroads, general intorcommuaicO
ton South and West--in the Union anC
abroad. ...
vi. Ssaastcs.--Complete tables upon al
Of the above headS--oi population, Tesour
ces, wealth, mortality, blacks and whites
&c.
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AANNBAL MOE TnURsDAY EVENING, APRIL 2l l85s

five dollars year, is a fact truly worthy
tho 'Caloric' age, which Is Just now being
uShered 10. or the Knickerbocker Maga.
zine, edited by Lewis Gaylord Clark, 1t is
unnecessary TO speak. For twenty years
it has been the most genial, humorous, and
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preceded It. The Homo Journal, edited by
Geo. p. Morris and N. p. Willis, is well
known as tho best family newspaper in
America; and the Musical World and Times,
edited by Richard Storrs Willis, with Low.
Ell Mason, Geo. II, Curtis, Thomas Has
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which gives, among other things, over S25
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Five Great NOvelettssS,-Great
Attraction

Some Ave or six weeks ago, we an.
nounced that we would publish FIVE first
class noVeleItes. written expressly for the
"Dollur Newspaper" Four we had in
hand at the time, and the fnh has since
come into our possession. The first Is now
nearly half through, and has everywhere
been pronounced story Of great merit
The following is the order Of publleation;---
The Emigraut Squire, by P. Hamilton
Myers, Esq; the Mad Ar.iyL by JehA s
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lhlL ~ Y, a A0uonr0N III, u. M Ns elssks
o@S 4 ,As pl.sslst cotrs ~ ,Ss Ess.s-S
nr4iet % PsnnglvaAla II
Another Scientific wonderl
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A
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VI OiGESI Such the lNc meaning OF the word PEPsE
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Jueelhe solvent Or the nd the purifying, preserving, and
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from the digestive somaeh Ut the thus forming true d.
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luto tor II,
TNs h NanreS own remedy Nnr an unhealthy stomach No
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70 The taste aud may bn taken by the bs patients who
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Beware of dFueged limitations rrpsn 10 net dtuI
Half tesspuoNtu o prpsin inuArd IN waSh will dige
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SoIcntIdc EvIdenceI
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Call On TIM agent Aud ect descriptive ei,eulRr gratis svnl
Ia large amount OF srenuao evidence om Lir6v's ArimU
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NEVER FAILING REMEDY lll
H0LLOWAYS OINTMENT.


Copy Of Letter from Mr.. Thompson, Chemist, Lv-
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To Professor Holloway,
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time, and was afterwards an intimate Of different Ie.
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DREADFUL SKIN DISEASE WHEN ALL
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Copy or Letter lfom Mr., lIirt, Draper, Of Ready,
near GGinsbro', dated Mach lsi 1852,
To professor heLLowAY,
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number Of Pictorial Embellishments will
be increased ; still greater variety will be
given to its literary contents its Editorial
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farther enlarged and no labor or expense
will be spared to render it in every way,
and in all respects, still more worthy Of the
extraordinary favor with which it has been
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HARrER's NEw MONTHLY MAGAZINE
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An Or which will be SOLD cheap, Persons about 70
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THE INDIAN CHIEF
At HIS NEW II o NJ II

A GAIN oIEers his Pipe OF Peace and Welcome to
"a. his numerous PALE FACE friends, Aud invites
them 10 call Al bis WlGMAM, IN Shoot Davis new
SSIIlng, In Commercial Row, where they can find a
large assortment Of
CIGARS,
Hannibal journal. (Hannibal, Mo.) 1853-1853, 1853-04-21
What can be got for Five Dollars |!

Wnat eau De got lot rive DoliaTS
The undersigned have entered into an
arrangement by which they agree to fur.
nish the Knickerbocker Magazine, (month.
ly,) the Home Journal, (weekly,) and the
Musical World and Times, (weekly,) to
new subscribers, at the very moderate price
Of FIVE dollars year for the three publica.
tions; all orders enclosing thut amount to
Dyer Il Willis, will be promptly attended
10,
SAMUEL HuESToN,
Publisher of the Kniekerboeker.
MORRIS s. WILLIS,
Publishers Of the Home Journal.
DYER & WILLIS,
Publishers Of the Musical World and Times,
257, Broadway New-York,
Grand Literary and Artistic eomelnAtiOn.
Arrangements have been made to fur
nish the knickerbocker Magazine, the
Home Journal aud the New York Musical
World and Times, to new subscribers, for
fve dollars year This is cheap lltera-
tUre, with vengeance. The Knicker-
booker ls SO per annums the Home Jour
nal. $2s and the Musical World and Times
SO; making $S a year at the usual rates.
That three s0eA works ran be obtalned fol