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Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

FIRE IN PRovIDENCE.-W learn from Mr.
b. D. Walker, of Ross's Express, that yesterday
about half past P. NJ, fire broke out in the
small wooden building on the corner of North
Main and Steeple streets, Providence 1t was
fortunately discovered before ii had made much
progress, and was soon extinguished by the
promptness Of the iremen.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

CoMPENsATIoN.-1'he Boston Bee states
that the daughter of Rev. Dr., Neale, who had
her shoulder disocaed by the accident that occur.
red on the Western Railroad, on the 23d June,
has received from the corporation s j 500 by way
of compensation.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

SAD ACCIDENT. = A carriage containing
seven persons, belonging to Lee, Mass. was upset
near Shaker Village, on Sunday last, in conse-
quence of the horses taking fright -Four Of the
persons were 50 badly injured that they are not
expected TO recover.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12
Reasons why the Climax Hair Tonic
should be used.

he0sOns why The Climax HAIR Tonic
should be used.
lst To produce hair,
End. To prevent badness
3d. To give dandruf " leave to withdraw "
4th. To promote the growth of the hair.
5th To give the hair rich and Iuxunant appear
ance.
9th. To give the hair a natural gloss.
7th To curl the hair easily.
8th To dress the hair astefuly
9th. To prevent the hair from turning gray.
10th. To cure the headache.
1llh. To keep the head clear.
18th. Because it is the best compound in uso for all
these purposes
Sole Proprietor L. t. LAZELL, Druggist, 2O1 Main
rect. wi diff
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

SyD AccIDENT.-On Friday last, Major
Gardner Ruggles of Harwick WAS thrown from
his carriage, while riding in the East part OF that
town, and almost instantly killed. lie was seven
ty-one years Of age.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12
SPECIAL NnnInr-

The New md Beautiful 6 Chemically olored .
Daguerreotypes are aiken by l.. BABBlTr, Nos 5 and
Piper's Block And from the rush of customers for
them think IFS the only place the city where they
can be obtained Also. from comparison with Pictures
brought in 10 he reiaken, from ioth oeoa, thns
it the only place perfect satisfaction given.
aug9 DIFF
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ThomDson g. CO.'S. Western Frnres

OO7bs W bsLtNm Npress,
Waldo Block Worcester. Goods and Packages fors
warded TO Springfield, Northampton, Greenfield Brat
tleboro', Hartford, New Haven, Ptsleld Albany Troy
Buffalo Cleveland, Cincinnati, Detroit, Chicago and ali
intermediate places.
DRAFTS, NOTES, BILLS, &c. collected al all tho
above places 3. v. r. HICKCOX, Agent
ie9 DIT Waldo Block, Main street.
DIR. Andrews Hydro dedicated Baths
For the Of Rheumatism, Govt Stiff JOINS Scro-
iua. Rifg-worm, and all cutaneons Diseases arising
hom want of fuidlty, or inquiry of the Blood
N. b. Those wishing TO avail themselves of the
Medicinal properties of the above B., tbs can he a.
cOmmodated Tuesdays, Thursdays, and saturda,s A
No. 81 Pleasant ST., Worcester, Mass. d6w wi
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

ThousnnGs Of Parents who VcrmiFnse composed
Of Castor Oil Caomel, c. not aware, that while
they appear benefit the PATENT they actually lay
ing the foundations series OF diseases, such sal
ivatioD, loss Of sight, weakness of limbs, &c.
In another column viii be found the advertisement of
Hobcusack's Medicines winch weask the attention of
all directly interested in their well their Chill
drens health In Liver complaints, and all disorder
arising from those OF bilious type you should make use
of the only genuine medicine Hobensack's Liver Pills
u q Be not deceiUed," but ask for Hobensack's
Worm Syrup and Liver Pills, and observe that each has
the signature OF the Proprietor, J. N. HOBENSACK,
none else are genuine.
L. T. LAZELL, EDW'D II. MARSH, SCOTT,
Jr, JAMES GREEN, and CALDWELL q HILL,
Agents for Worcester.
e2l diff
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12
InieIiirnncn Omce.

Having been duly licensed to keep an INTELLIGENCE
OFFICE, the Undersigned is prepared Ia furnish Hotels
boarding houses, and Private Families with American
and other male and female help. o. Orders from the
Country promptly attended to. Persons in want of
help, and thUSo " istiias iiy iasitsi
call
u Teuements, Stores, and Offices, to be let.
X MONEY to loan collateral security.
augl0 dly LEWIS c. MUM.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

YELLOW FEvER.-On the 9Th inst, the whole
number ofdea'hs by yellow fever was 1874. The
whole humble: Of deaths during the week ending
August 9th, was eleven hundred and hrty,of which
nine hundred and fifty were from yellow fever.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

" Orcester Water Cure Enstftution.-No
GLEN SIREET.-Jhis institution is well arranged
for the treatment of nvalids at all of the yeaI
IbhMs usually, for full board and treatment, from
week
Fash patient should furnish one line and two heavy
cotton sheets two wooden blankets; comfortable,
and old linen for bandages.
Out door practice attended TO as usual,
Office hours from 2 to 4P. M.
dec6 dwtf SROGERS, MD.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12
WIN. :. BARTON

attorney and Counsellor at Lam.
NOTARY PUBLIC,
COMMISSIONER OF DEEDS, for New York, New Jer-
sey, &c, NO. 8 Harrington Corner Worcester
apis daWstf
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12
RTiIIbury C0rnet Rnud.

p. DENlsON, Louder aud Director,
are prepared to furnish Music oil oecasiopa
LOWELL, Will be promptly attended TO-
Jel5 ddmN WIN r. LOWELL CLARK
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

DRowSED.--A son Of Jared Dodge, Of, Prov
'osnce' was drowned in the river on Wednesday
morning
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

r.. u bac0n' Counsellor at l.ayv.--IIis lin,
Delng no longer occupied with the duties of the Mavor
OF MS profession Office, No. J. Central EXCHANGE
January 3, 1853. ian5 dlv
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12
gchemicalIy ColOred Daguerreotypes

NOt SO UeTy Spec30l, as q IS a0eU k1l0On.
Still they cone to & BABBlTT, Nos and II, Pi-
per's Block for "Chem ccliy Coored Daguerreotypes "
The pubic do appreciate Rabbits Pictures They al
ways did, nj as long ne makes such perfect gems of
the art, nc VIII continUrto gain full share of he pub
lie patronage, notwithstanding Other "guibbie" about
his merits. Bajbit i. taking beautiful Dagnercoty pes
for so CENTS more beautiful ana Chemically coored'
in a Peal case. for SI.50. diff aupIl
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

FELLOW fEvER.--The whole number Of
deaths in New Orleans on the 7th was 22s,
which 2O4 were by yellow fever.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

At tho City Auction and Commission Store No -,
feari street, worcester Consignments solicited and
auction ousness.oi all kinds promptly attended 10.
laho dawu
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

R. w. TWtCHELL Leader aud DirecLor)
Are prepared to furnish music for all occasions Apply
to A. WITT, corner of Front and fremont Streets
N. p. GODDARD, Mulbury street
j. MCFARLAND, 81 Front street.
g. Orders left at G. ILL., Loriug's Music store, 203
Main ST. or at the Central Hotel, will meet with prompt
attention, by j.. M.ALDRICH, Clerk.
myI6 d3m
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

FREE Soil STATE CONFERENCE.-The
Free Soil Convention for this State is to be held
at Fl'chburg on the 10th of September
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12
A. PKENTISS

>, Designer ard Engrnver, upon Wood and Stone.
house on Crescent street All orders left with G. W.
hiCE, al H. D. Goddard Co.'s, will meet with prompt
attention. Particular attention paid TO drafting hinehi
merry. d.cahs -
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

The Fall Term ofMISS BIGELoW's SCHOOL
Will comwence September J, at Rangs's Block No
Main street. For further particulars, consult circulars
aul2 dt$en
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

U-The Caloric Engine, for which space was
reserved At the Crystal Palace, has been with.
drawn.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

DRs. VIM a J. NEWTON, DENrIsrs, have re-
moved men oiee liom Grouts Buildings, 70 tho pleas
Citizens Bank, and directly opposite the American
A""9Ot anl4 III
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12
SPECIAL NOTICES.
Draper g. CLARK

Offer foF sale the first new WHEAT FL OUR received
in the market is season, of the following superior
DOUBLE EXTRA BRANDS:
J. n. BEACH, SAMUEL p ELY
MIDDLEPORT MILLS, s. P. ELY.
aul2 DIFF
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

j. X. CLARK, M. D.. HoMwpAruIo Puyr1c,.,
no; Walnut street. Office hours from 1854 NJ
and from lto3F.M ~"
worcester, Jan 1st,lssI inn1u
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12
The Greatest Medical Discovery of the

MR.. KENNEDY, OF Roxbury, has discovered ia one
of our common Pasture Weeds a remedy that cures
every kind of Humor, from the worst scrofua down
common Pimple. He has tried it in eleven hun
dred cases. and never failed except in two hun
der humOr) He has now in his possession over two
hundred certificates Of its value, all within twenty
miles OF Boston
Two bottles is warranted 10 cure nursing sore
mouth.
One TO three bottles will the worst kind Of PIN
pies on the ince.
Two or three bottles will clear the 5, stem Of biles
Two bottles j. warranted cure the worst canker in
the mouth and O'Hach
Three 70 ive not'its rattrd 10 cure he worst
case of Erysipels
One to two boulcs is warranted cure III humor in
the eyes.
Two bollos Is warranted 70 cure running Of the ears
and blotohes among The hair.
Four 20 sA holtl,s is warranted 10 cure corrupt and
running ulrels
One bottle will cure sraly eruption Of the skin
Two to rhree bottles II warranted 10 cure the worst
case Of ringworm
TWO 10 three bulles warranted TO cure the most
desnerate case Of rheumatism.
Three or four bottles IL warranted cure salt nm
Five TO eight bottles will cure the worst case of scro
fula '
benefit IL ALWAYS experienced from the first bo,,le
aud perfect cure warranted whea the above quantity
Reader, peddled over thousand bottles of This in
the vicinity Of Boston. know the effects of il in
every case. SO sure wafer will extinguish FIRE 40
sure WI ms cure humor never sold bottle of 1t
pu' thut betle SOLD another after trial il always
speaks for itself There two things about this herb
tat appears 10 me sprprsnghrst that IL grows In
stures ~ some places quite plenty and yet its value
mas never been known until discovered IL in 1876
second, that u should cure all kinds Of humor have
gwen to children year old, up 20 old men Of sixty,
from the hoeest woman In boston, NJ 10 the belle of
Nonnntnm, and IN all the cure is certain. No
change Of diet ~ Decessarye the best you can
get. have likewise AN herb when simmered In sweet
OIL, dssolyes scroulona swelling Of the neck aud under
The ears-pIice so cents
Directions for Use.-Adnli, ono table spoonful per
day children over eight years, desert spoonful child.
Ton from Ave 10 eight ytars, tea spoonful Az no a.
rection can be applicable to all constitutions taRe
enough TO operate on the bowels twice day
Mr., Kennedy gives personal attendance N bad caaes
Of Scrofua. ~
Price 81 Manufactured by DONALD KENNEDY,
Co j, State street. Boston.
. Fof SAFE IN Worcester by ID. Scott, M. n. Green, s.
Y. white Co., q. A. Harrington Il Co. n. II. Marsh
y. Weahefbee, Caldwell a. llill, Rush Co., James
Green, l.. y. Lazel eibloy d scott Clappyille Geo
ROBERTS souIhbIdge, A. r. Ainidon d1y augl
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

For Prescriptions and Physicians use, rom The most
reliable in Boston and Neic York, can be
found at the Store Of Leuas T. LazeH, POI Nam
Street
Every who is any conve?sant with Drugs and
Chemicals, knows the great difficulty OF finding an arti-
Gle perfectly free from adueTation Especially is this
the with those in general use, which, OF all others,
should be as pure possible II has been for years,
aud row is my aim, purchase none but the best
Drugs-those which may be relied upon, aud all may
fee confident of the purity of every article obtained
my establishment trust that discriminating public
will continue to sustain in my endeavors by their
patronage, assuring them thai every article will be held
represented Physicians prescriptions carefully
compounded at all hours of the day and night.
iyl dawtf l.. T. LAZELL, Apothecary.
DIR. z. o. Phinney's Dysentery Cure
is very superior Remedy for Dysentery, Diarrhoa
Cholera and other Bowel mpaints, characterized by
pain and increased action The author has fully tested
lis virtues by practical use Of il during the last
twelve years. with the most successful results. Put up
in the form of powder it is applicable those more
active forms of disease where liquid preparations are
inadmissible Of containing alcoholic spirits.
1t is excellent family Medicine standard Remedy,
and adapted TO persons of all ages
For sale in Worcester, by Caldwell 4 Hill, e. H.
Marsh, ID scott, NJ. Green, Lewis T. Lazell, Sibey
4 scott and James reen. Also, by Apothecaries and
dealers in Medicine in The Country generally. General
Agency at S6 Commercial Street. Boston.
deoda,votn
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

Mrss ,. COO Il w 1 m, nm experienced and success
iu hluWle, holds herself ~ readiness, day and npbt
20 attend to the duties u her profession. Residence
No, 6 Arstin street oql-dtf
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

Scgars Of exquisite flavor are aiwav. IN he
found ~ Quantities to sui al the Drug store Of
an. L.. II. LAZELL,
A'-"h 20l Main 1T.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12
Ola IInVnnn cirnr

Ufallthe BEST brands, constantly on hand. mud 4
sale wholesale and retail, by ID. SCOTT, Jr.
OctlB df ApOthecary, 243 Mnin atrast
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12
A CARD.-Mra. WlNsLOW TO TUE LADIES

Mira. Wns1ow. old and experienced nurse, and Ft-
male Physician, would call the attention The Ladies' to
her soothing Syrup for Children eeihng. 1t will i'm.
mediatey relieve them from pain, aay all spasmodic
action soften the gums, reduce inflammation and is sure
to regulate The Bowels. Depend upon il, Mothers it
will give rest TO yourselves and relief and health to
your children. o. Price, IS cents per bottle.
We have sold very large quantities Of Mrs Winslow's
soothing Syrup during the past yearssevcra lhou-
sand the last yeaE We believe il the hest medicine in
the world for Children eehng for the cure of Dys
entery, and Darn@a in Children, whether arises from
teethmg any other IL gives universal salts
tactiOnnever heard complaint from any one using il
never sold medcme universally successful in re-
ievng pain and affecting cuTesfeief is ABSOLUTELY
SURE. CURTIS q PERKINS, Druggists No. 40 Cort-
land street, New York.
CRAMP AND PAIN KILLER.
The world is astonished the wonderful cures per
formed BY the CRAMP AND PAIN KILLER prepared
by CURTIS d PERKINS. Its equal has never been
known for removing pam in all cases; for The cure of
spinal complaints, cramp in the limbs and stomach
rheuma tism in all its FORMS bilious cholic burns sore
throat and gravel is decidedly the best remedy in the
world. For particulars, circulars in the hands q,
Agents, fO gTatuiLOus circulation.
u. B-Be sure and call for CURTIS & PERKINS,
Cranp and Pain Killer All others bearing this name
are base limitations Price l2a 25 37a per bottlef
according TO size. Sold in nearly every town in The
State Agents for Worcester Bush d. Co, L. I. Lazell
9. A Harrington; Cherry Valley, BOtiomley & Gill ;
Spencer, j. N. GrOut d. Co.; East Brookfeld, Alonzo
Upham W. Brookfeld, Fiske & Co. Brookhed, Geo
n.Low & Co. oel27 dawlv
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

spas Killing soda Water-With The usn.i >.
riety Of choice syrupg. Fifty Tickets for ona d"llsp
l.. 7. LAzELL, Apolhecnry.
myif du 90l Main street
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12
Police Court.

THURSDAY, Aug. ii.
John Lynes was brought up for being drunk on
the 9Th inst. The waichmen found him after mid
night, staggering through the streets, when they
took him 10 the watch house. He said be was from
Springfield. He had in his possession a new shirt
which had evidently been on clothes line not long
ago. The shirt is at the police Office, and can be
seen at any time. Lynes was fined 81 and costs.
and in default was sent to the House of Correc.
finn
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

ATTORNEY 8 COUNSELLOR ar LAW,
mays NUNS AR
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dly

l.. 8. Nichols, M. H., HoMGPATHlc ply
sIcIAN, Residence No. liz Main Street. Office hours
from 10 A. NJ, to 4 and z to 8 PM
Aug9 1852 div
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

Eay- Horace Greeley denies having purchased
any land near Pittsburgh, OF any intention Of go~
ing into the manufacturing business.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

DIR. Andrews Hydro dedicated Raths
For the of Rheumatism, Goui, Stiff Johns Scro
ula. Ring-worm and all cutaneons Diseases arising
hom want of fudity, or inquiry of the Blood
NJ ID. Those wishing 10 avail themselves Of the
Medicinal properties of the above Baths can be so
cOmmodated Tuesdays, Thursdays, and SATURDAYS. Al
No. 81 Pleasant 81, Worcester, Mass. d6w wi
WIN. $, BARTON.
attorney and Counsellor at Lam.
NOTARY PUBLIC
COMMISSIONER OF DEEDS, for New York New Ter
sey, &C. NO. Harrington Corner, Worcester
apis dawstf
j. l.. HOOD.
AT tho CITY Auction and Commission Store No 1
Peari street, Worcester Consigments solicited and
Auction ousiness.oi all kinds promptly attended TO-
laho dawu
II. G. Bacon, Counsellor I.ayv.--pis Jim
being no longer occupied with the duties Of the Mayor
any, he will devote himself exclusively 10 the bpspss
OF ms profession Office, No. j. Central Exchange
January 3, 1853. ian5 div
A. PRENTIsS,
- Designer ard Engraver, upon Wood and Stone
House on Crescent street III orders left with d, Nv
RICE, al l., d. Goddard Co.'s will meet with nronn,
attention. Particular attention paid to drafting MneL
merry decSO DIFF
MiIIbury COrnet Band,
J. p. DENlSON, Leadpr aud Director
Are prepared to furnish Music ON all oecasions Otdas
left with Il. BENCHLEY, Randail's Bloch. or Wn,, n
LOWELL, VII be promptly attended 10.
J''0 uo@ WIN :. LoyELL, Clerk
REMOVAL,
DRS. WIN. n J. NEWTON Denr,s,s .,.,. 90
moved iher Onlce IIom Gronts Buildings 20 the Meas
ant and spacious Rooms, in Brinley Row, over the
House. fF ~ .nun aoii ~
NJ "a: clark, M. D.. HoMgPArHIo PnYeIcIAN
No, walnut street. Office hours from to "a M
and from to3F.M "
Worcester,lan LIST, 1851. Janlu
4, =.
mrsa >. g Ood w m, nm expsrienc reed and success
iu nnuWlle, holds herself ~ readiness, day and nipbt
70 attend TO the duties II her profession Residence
"p'"a sun street. o2l-dtf
old Havana Cigars,
Ofa the BEST brands, constantly on hand mud foy
sale wholesale and retail, by d. SCOTT IT,.
Octle df ApOthecary, 243 Main alreet
spa. Killing Soda WRter-with the usuat "a
riety Of choice syrups Fifty Tickets for one d"lisp
l.. 7. LAzElI, Apoihecnry.
"yif u" 2Ol Main street.
CALVIN Il. PRATT.
ATTORNEY 4 COUNSELLOR AT LAM
No. O6 Main Street, Worcester, Mass.
mnyo DIFF
Segars Of exquisite flavor are aiwaya 10 be
found IN Quantities TO SUR al the Drug store Of
,sa,, l.. r. LAZELL,
A"' 20l Main ~.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1853-08-12

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The mountain sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1844-1853, 1853-06-09
VOLUME TX.
~ H IL M =.

The ''NO UN7AIN SENTINEL" is publish
ed every Thursday morning, at One Dollar and
Fifty Cents per annum, if paid in advance or
within three months; after three months Itro
Dollars viii be charged.
No subscription will. be taken for a shorter
period than six months; and no paper will be
discontinued until all drrearages are paid A
failure to notify discontinuanc at the expira-
ton of the term subscribed fog, will be consid-
cred US new engagement.
Bsg. AD DVERTISEMENTJS will be inserted
at the following rates:-50 cents per square for
the first insertion; IS cents for two insertions ;
81 for three insertions; and % cents per square
-or every subsequent insertion. A liberal reduc-
ton made to those who advertise by the year.
All advertisements handed in must have the
proper number of insertions marked thereon
or they win be published until forbidden, and
charged in accordance with the above terms.
rA.All letters and communications to insure
attention must be post paid Il. j. LHEY.
The mountain sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1844-1853, 1853-06-09
The BaFled Lawyer.

At the last sitting of the Cork Assizcs. n case
was brought before the Court in which the
principal witness for the defence was n tanner,
well-known in the surrounding country by the
soubriquet of e'Crazy Pat''
Upon 'tCrazy Pat being called upon for his
evidence, the attorney for the prosecution exert
ed to the utmost extent his knowledge of legal
chicanery, in the epdeayor to force the witness
into some slight inconsistency, upon which he
might build ''point, but he was excessively
annoyed to fnl that Crazy Pats evidence was
consistent thr oughout
Perceiving that acute questioning failed to an
swer his purpose, the disciple of Coke and Black
stone betook himself to the oftentimes successful
renounce Of flawyers-ridicule.
'What did you say your name was?" he in
quired, fiippantly.
'Folks call me Crazy Pat, but"
.'Crazy Pat, eh? A very euphonious title
quite romantic, eh :"
Romantic or not sur, it wudn't be a bad idea
If the Parliament wud give it to yourself, an
lave me to chuse another"
This caused slight laugh in the court room,
and the presiding judge peeped over his specta-
cles to the attorney, as much as to say-"You
have your match now"
'tAnd what did you say your trade was.f" con-
tnued the disconnected barrister, with an angry
look at the witness.
"Im a tanner, sur"
ga tanner, eh ? And how long do you think
it would take you to tan an OK hide ?'
''Well, sur, since it sames to be very impor-
tant fur ye to know, it's myself that'il jist tell
ye-that's intirely owin' to circumstances in
tirely."
E'Did you tan the hide of an ass %
f'An ass? No, sur; but if you'll jist step
down the lane, after the Court, be jabers Pil
give ye physical demonstration that L oud tan
the hide of in the shortest end of three
minutes"
This unexpected sharp reply of the witness
brought forth roars of laughter, in which the
Bench heartily joined whilst the bafied attor.
ney, blushing to the eyes, hastily informed
Crazy Pat that he was no longer required
DukchHlan