New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1853-01-18

B., which had not changed on the entrance
Of the court, the judge looked st the sheriff,
who seemed to nnders and that 1t was his duty
to get the sleeper into condition
80 Mr. B., the court is in Ire
SO won give the reply Suffice IL to say, the
sheriff had decided objection TO going to the
murky and sulphurous place to which he wss
consigned
"sMr. B. saii the Judge, we have OBJ
served, with profound regret, your conduct
during the last week; and this morning We Snd
you in no better condition to take up your cases
than before We are disposed to bear with yoa
no longer. You disgrace yourself and your
family. the court and the profession by your
course of conduct
This repro elected the following colloquy:
So Did yar-r enor speak to me-
"' Wbat re- r.Ark di-hid you make
SAL, SIR, that in my opinion, you disgrace
Yourself and family, the court, and the profess
| sion, by your course Of conduct
''' May i-i-it please your honor, I have been
attorney in-in-in this c-court for fifteen years;
and permit me to cay, your honor, that that is
the first correct opinion ] ever knew yo1 to
give ="
IHR WHITE RosE-Written in the aftanth
century, and sent by the Duke Of Clarence (of
the house Of York; with white rose TO Lady
Beaucbamp, violent adherent to the house OF
Lancaster
.If thys fayre rose ofende thye dghte
PLACID iune tbye bosomme bare,
T vyi blush TO fnde itselfe less white,
And turne Lancastryune there =
| But if thys rubys lppe it spye
| A. kyss It thou may st deigne.
| And Yorks.h turne sgain I"
| Az UsswERvIxG JHDGE.-The following case
which will make some Of our metropolitan lAW~
yers rise in their boots was actually adjudi-
Gated in the year 1902, in the town Of -, m
the state of Rhode Island
Sharks u.s. Ogle.-Coran Bail, Justice.-
Count Trespass done by Michael, the hired
man Of 0gle, for fishing in the river illegally.
Damages laid at fifty dollars.
! Upj0hn for defendant, and plaintiff per se.ss
Upjohn-" Your honor, at nine o'clock, the
time OF return, shall be ready in case Sharks
rs Ogle." ~
Justice" You for Ogle -
| Justice - The deuce you are The case 10
already disposed of, and am now making up
the Judgment. 1 will admit no testimony, but
if yeu have anythi ng to say viii hear you.
| CPjohn-"l will proceed as soon - your hon
or is at leisure" .as 4.se
Justice. was only making up the judg-
ment, sir, will hear you go on" -.
Upiohn-'' object to the decision Of this case
before the time assigned in the writ, and before
am heard " .sssra ~
Justice Go on. sir, I'll hear you can
hear just as well while I am writing. It win
make no difference"
4 Upjohn-.s This suit is brought by plaintiA
ps defendant for damage done by Michael It
should have been brought rs. Michael the tres-
passer. ~
: Justice Sue beggar and - Well, 80
= on. III hesr all you have to say" =
{ Upjohn - The defendant cannot be connect-
: ed with the transaction, nor is ne sought TO Be-.
| Nrot
six days to defendant in all actions, and here II
+ only one days notice"
n Justice Notice seems to have been sufficient
. to bring you here! But, 60 on, Ill hear. lou
;, don't disturb me.''
d rpjohn-s. The statute also requires tpagt
1850 the writ to be under seal This writ hal
" no seai.''
y Justice" Mr. Sharks, just run your eye ovel
n that bill Of costs, and see if costa are higl
d enough. Go on, sir: hear every word yO'
Ut say
O. Upjohn ~" This writ is directed to a sheriff
nd and Is served BY Il town sergeant, Your homo
ne cannot proceed"
at Justice-'Then this is not court. Ha
o." ha Go on. We do proceed, you see p
ps Upj hn-'' 1t is no trespass to fish in th
ul river
he Justice h hal No trespass to trampl
H. down clover, eh p
ch Upjohn--" But the action is not for trespass
Justice Go on, sir. That bill of cost
right, Mr., Sharks p
Upjohn--'s1he damage is laid in the writ a
fifty dollars Now, your honor has exceeded hi
jurisdiction. A justice cannot give judgmen
di- for over twenty dollars nor have jurisdictio
where more is laids
Justice--'sW Why, Squire, you talk as one
S 'ph the foolish women talk ms Solomon said on
dl ~ similar occasion. Cannot give Judgment 4
&C. more than twenty dollars-umph. have, Squil
'r- Upjohn: yes, already hare gwen Judgment fl
gh na,ob Dor,t trouhJs the count anv farths
IS with such futile objections. The court is at
sa' journed, and no appeal allowedr'