Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1853-09-30


the devil don't this Legislature take some action
IN the matter, and let US so home Your bust
ness is suffering, and my patients are dying, and
yet we are dancing attendance on this cursed
) Legislature Why don't they-the assembled
, wisdom ofJersey Camden, or Long az ON
, ing, and let US 90 home 2"
The Capt. drew his young friend into the re-
cess ola corridor, and looked at him qucerly.
with one eye halrshut, and his mouth fixed on a
decided pucker."
g The fact IS, r, said he, 3" you are green
Are you not aware that this is d great country
tha1 New jersey is great State, New JERSEY
/ legislature the tallest kind out Of Jail g
The Doctor confessed that he was aware of
some Of these points, but dark as to others -hc
had some conception Of how The Ictf1gosoaras-a
big animal with hard name. known to eeolo-
gists, which had The whole world to itscIG 4 few
millions Of years before Adam,-how The IcEH-
Josaros looked, when he was about, but jersey
Legislation was an animal he had locked at on
all sides, but could not understand.
( The Capt took the Doctor good humoredIy bv
I The arm, and led him into a retired place, where
lighted candle shone upon the countcnauce ofa
! bottle Of fchaInpagnc-Inadg in Newark, but Ia.
+ belled France
( Over this bottle the Captain proceedcdlo 10 give
/ the Doctor scne idea ofJcrsey legislation; if you
could have seen the fine Roman features Of the
Doctor, and the good face of the Captain, a little
ruddy, and topped by hair which wrs partly
gray, you would have much enjoyed the startling
narrative which fell from his lips.
- Albany is q great place, so the Capt.bcgan
. HarTisbuTgi IS another great place-l5gislat
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Neu. tLev Nth these different errands cs..c to
Trenton, and addressed The assembled wisdom
with he usual arguments.
Is: Sappers, mainly composed Of oysters, " i,h
rich bacl, ground OF steak and venison.
ID: Liquors in great plenty from jersey light
ming, which Is kind Of locomotive at tull
speed, reduced to liquid shape-to Nowall, cham
payne.
To speak in plain prose, Jones, The divorce
man, gave a champagne supper, and Smith, The
Turnpike man, followed a champagne breakfast
Under the modifying influence Of which, The as
semblod wisdom passed both the divorce and
turnpike bills, and Jones and slnith--a copy of
each bill in parchment in their roel5ets-uent re-
joicing home, over miles Of sand, and through
the tribE.ation Of many stage coaches. Smith
arrived at home in The evening, and as he sat
down il the Torlor' his pretty wife beside him
how pretty she did look! and five Of her children
asleep overhead, the other five studying their les
sons in corner Of the room, he was induced to
c&patiate upon the good result Of his mission 10
Trenton.
g \ turnpike, my dear am one Of the di
rcctors, and will be president; it viii set US up
love, we can send the children to boarding school
and live in style out Of the toll. Here is the
charter, honey"
ssLet me see II, said the pretty wife who was
one Of the incest wives, with piurnpDess and
goodness dinpling all her esce. =. let me see
ii :" and she leaned over SMITH shoulder, pres
sing her arm upon his own, as he looked at the
parchment. But all at once Smiths visace
grew long. Smith wife's yisage grew black