The weekly Minnesotian. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. Territory) 1852-1858, 1853-04-23

every tavern-beeper is bound to keep copy
hung up in the principal room of his house. I'M
der heavy fines. Under these regulations.
scarcely drunkard is to be found Sherberts
Trapeis.
AMERICAN ELOQrENCE.-A Yankee auctioncer
lately INDUCED in the following little bit of pa
thetic :-"Gentlemen if nv father and mother
stood where you do and didn't buy these boots,
when they were going for one dollar should
feel it my duty as son to tell both of EN- that
they were false to themselves and false to their
country"
MI,
inc man tiia' so"s uissehslohs between
man ana ms wlie, Is very apt to reap axe helvcs
amu mtp,s'ieA'-a poor CROP ana not worth
The editor of n New York manor ,ot;c;po tho
marriage of Mr.. Hawks to Miss Thomas ey-
presses hope that they will raise a younp
brood of Tommy Hawks"
TIL. ,,,os. ,ra,, 30 NAN ,,o
INC latest way 10 pop Inc question we have
haro tha. ' ,Iaa, A cue an iauy IN you snail
Ia >; wv P'e"sute VI see''ig ner ~ Tue MINIS
Barnum is putting up tower in the vicinity
Of the Crystal Palace. 800 feet high, to the ton
of which visitors are to he lifted hv n steo,n on,
CINE.
., FISH SroRr.-The New Bedford Standard of
thursday says:-A cod fish was brought into
this market this morning, weighing IS pounds
when thS hsh was dressed there were found in
side twelve founders, one paddock and two
ducks"
Ovr or THE W .rcu,r,., .c,,.,
homo from, CoI;fann;o ~, leilei coming
snato IN ,,.;o,Dn Uinia, hau monster rattle
With h;s o,so " .nI, Ia' "nich ne deposited
Cres IT, -. pou 9n cue. ms pea AZ ma
Of drunk and sick .siinrs =. 'n 1;r, Duas,ll luli
~ absence If the n,rner ~, uuannS temporal
and Tho oUnar nI E"";' .le suaAe got loose
ter. gone. wells outs '' "''' Ana'ns HIS crit
.FTerlast;p, n;eor,.
man ~ -N' "no seen my watch
MANY be,ds ronnod ~, s.
49,. 'euS' ou' nooody had seen the missing
.WI,.
f., o., "a. "as ne olu leller, your inquirin'
W. Daiu,ncaueu hiaii'
NY "a'Innian All my dust is under
NY ota mere ana lett guard with it, but he's
mS,,
was ne a Niger or white fcller?"
U. Nc was oaillprnla rattlesnakc-nine
~. ions' anu hitH-tWo rattles On his tail
mave any OF you iellers seen the eternal critter
efawiln' round here:'
and mizzle, did so. in a bunch.
APRIL tooI--A Cleveland paper has the
1oilowlng good one:
Some Jake of fellow, with more fun than
1901 IN HIM, started out this morning with an
arm iuii Oh bundles, and crossing the street,
Gma I one WITHOUT apparently noticing it,
The bystanders cried ont to him. won We dram
ped bundle;' he threw back, mo you don t
April fool!' They persisted. and so did he
One ran after him with the bundle but he told
him with smirk of wisdom, You cant got
your sawdust on me- 1t was no use. 50 fhp
generous follower, who deeply sympatbjzed
with the fellow who pouia be fooled by himself
at his own expense, returned to open the bundle
and advertise its contents, when 10 We'll
he put right after the fellow to 500 him dron
"'N @"''' 'he iu" silently.
A western Manor savs. nW, oro i,5,5
happy, elegant. moral transcenGsnt V n ,nn.u
We have no m,stors ,t iansoenuvht people,
49, snopi..m ,ney are all ASSISTANTS; no shops,
aney are e an estaeiishments; no servants, they
are "i neipsi no Jaiiors, they are all govern
ors nobody is logged in Brdewell he merely
ever unable TO nav his debts bo i ~, o"y -
to meet his enoarements n,hod'' =; H.y ual'Iie
is is only excited noboJv iD 10y: Is ausry, ne
nervous, '' 10 'iosS' he Is only
Speaking of the appointment of Mr.. Haw-
thorne to the Consulship of Liyerpool. and tho
implied compliment to literature supposed to
iafk IN the appointment, the Proviydence
journal says:
Mr.. hawthorne was once tide waiter in the
Salem custom House, and the large experience
81 commercial affairs acquired in that rcsponsi-
of e posa; especially qualities him for the place
A man once applied to be shipped before O fhn
mast. Are you an able seaman or ,.,s ,nu
hand:' asked the shipping master. WHY. nm
not able seaman. but vet not cyact,y a .'