Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1853-04-07


Whitc Hair Dye Wanted at Washington.
The old fogies are in the ascendant at
Washington. White boards and bald hoads
have il all their own way. A full head of
hair-blaok, brown or reds sal to be
considered oriaa faeie evidence Of the inca!
pacity Of the person for q fat Office lie is
too young Therefore, the candidates Of
Young Am Tioa are rery DESTROYS Of OBJ
tanning white hair dye, which will change,
o1sr night, the most raven black locks to q
hue rs white as the driven snow or
leave no hair on the top Of the head.
The place where the hair ought to grow"
Powder and pomatum won't do for the
approaching hot weather. Young America
wants white hair dye. Apply at eli the
hotels IL Washington. Y Herald
20 We are told BY . Cincinnati paper,
that 70 married man, whose habits are not
very regular, one evening last week, while
walking 10 the streets, encountered lady
whose walk and actions encouraged him to
address her He was pleased at the impress
sisn he matte, and forthwith offered her his
arm 70 escort her home, which she accepted
After leading him around several squares,
she finally brought him up 70 his own house
Il was his wife p
~ Beautifully gorgeous was the sun set
shy the last notes Of the summer birds fell
upon the ear q they retired to their resting
place in the green fsrest, aud everything
whispered Of lore, as I stood with my be-
loved IN . beautiful garden, RECALLED by the
oder Of . thousand flowers. Gently drew
my arm around her delicate waist, and was
about TO imprinta kiss upon her lips; when
she looked>ne saueily in the eyes, and with
smile upon her esuntenapee, she said
.'do n,tn--and do n'ted
" 4 good housewife should not be
person of one idea, but should be equally
familiar with the fewer garden and the
-four barrel, and though her lesson should
be TO lessen expense, the scent Of fnerose
sheuld not be less valued than the cent in
The I'LL She will doubtless prefer yard Of
shrubbery TO { yard Of satin II her hus.
band Is skilful sewer Of grain, she is equal.
u skilfal as sewer Of garments He
keeps his hoes bright by use, she keeps the
hose Of the whole family in order.
-. An excited young gentleman, to
show his agility, jumped from the express
train going At the rate Of forty miles an
hour, oafthe Fitchburg road, day or two
ago, and The last seen Of him he was doing
slip fapsF at seventeen hundred revolutions
. minute, while the air was check fall of
dicksy strings gaiter boots. hair aud torn
liner
M The. young lady who swocnea On
hearing Il announced that . naked fact
would Be disclosed, came to on receiving
positive assurance that il should be clothed
IL becoming language.
~ William Tucker and his son Daniel
we're drowned last week near Annapolis,
Nd. Poor DEni he's sheen too late to get
hls supper" for the last ten years, and now
hb'sistsrved 70 death BY drowning
NJ brodsfs,n said waggish colored
nan % croEd-sin all infection, IN all OBJ
yDur truhbles dar IS one place Whar ycu eau
aluAys fad sympathy r. sWkazl whar r.
sboated several In de- Dictionary" re.
piled Sambo. and rolled his eyes skyward.
~ A sausage factory supposed 20 have
bean set on IRE ~ bereaved dog was
harmed last week no Insurance
~ eTcmmy, my son, What Is lonri.
tnd6r "A clothes line, daddy sProve
Il, ny son eBecause it stretches from
pole q pole
NJ The preacher who slaok 10 his text
has; Il last been released from his unpleas.
ant situation BY a. application Of potash
water, very strong
KIr Thsfs ara no less than four local ed
iiori n Cincinnati onl for ofies 81 the al.
p<c1ckint Spring election. The fraternity
ere s.ily deg,nsrsting
H1l<aes NaMps-Ihe Ession MAY ca.
ritts n.y. Two Or three attempts have lately
ben made 4 that place q use postage
1i4Nps tte second time. notwithstanding
~ penalty i $50, and the postmaster Z
:snPsllst b bic cath, = Psnish ths ossn.