The Minnesota pioneer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn. Territory) 1849-1855, 1853-08-11

The mania for pretty stories about the Emperor is
breaking oni again Here is he Pa,.ie's last.
Two sentinels at ST. Cloud wondering
i3ht what they should do, month, when their
seven years tenn Of service should expire Oae of
them gave ntesance to the sentiment thai he felt
anxiety about his future, he WAS honest, and had
pair Of strong arms. OF course, this the proper
time for the Emperor, who Was concealed IN the
bushes 10 make a rusiEng noise, and 10 forth.
81, is we'll; You shall both Of You enter into my
service"
ooh. Sire.'
"What can you do, Sir!''
Il Was gardner. Sire, before l was drawn into
the army
''ver, well. Go tomorrow 10 the master gardner,
ana tell him that l sent vou- And ,ou, Sir!''
al ask week 10 reflect in, your Majesty"
"What, ambitious? Well let me know ia eight
DAYS
der had handed in his uIimatum. He desired 10 be
raxer of Goors to the palace oil -. Cloud!
PA1RtoTIc But IeREvERaxr.-A very patri-
otto young gentleman Of this city, but whose
store house Of knowlsdgc is vacant enough 10 guar
antee him from dyIug with the BRAN fever,
hrned one Of parry las, evening tha; met at The
Arcade" on Court street, when the conversation
turned on the probabilities OF a general war IN Eu-
rope. One of the gentlemen observed tina, the Brit
ish minister had been recalled from St. Petersburg
which patriotic friend happened . ovei hear par
,iaiiy nui he fumes Of wine had 30 bev ldered his
sense oi hearing, that he imagined that the talk
about a war between Country and Eng land,
and believing that England had recalled her Minister
a, Washington, threat, N The !ulness OF his
patriotic heart, not knowing any thing about anbissa-
doris, Sc, h. exclaimed, Let Eng land recall her
minister and be id, we've GIT preachers enough in
Cincinnati for the whole country. II Cincinnati
Enquirer.
Melville has "a great OPINION o! "the water cure,
moral, well a. Otherwise. Whenever | find my
self growing grim about the mouth, he observes;
whenever it is damp dlizziy November in my soul;
whenever find ny self nvoiuntarily pausing before
coffin warehouse, and bringing up the of every
funeral meet, and especially whenever my hopes
get such uIper hand Of me- that it requires strong
moral principle 10 prevent from deliberately step
ping INTO the street and mehodicaliy knock ing pco-
pies hats of--then account 1t high time TO get 10
as can. This is my Substitute for Is-
tol and ball. With philosophical flourish, Cato
throws himself Upon his sword: q,iet, take to the
ship. There Is nothing surprising in this. IL they
but knew it, almost all men in their degree some
time or other, cherish very nearly the feeling
toward the ocean that do
How many fond mothers and frugal housewives
Keep their pretty daug hters and their preserves for
some extra occasion, Tor some ''bis bug other
until both turn sour. This seems TO lnarve!ousy
poor economy.
1t was not Shocks wife who ssloved 10 make
bread 'cause it cleaned her hands so beautifully"
wanted dark coorcd set that "woud.'t
show the dirt.' 1t was base SANDER upon Mrs.
Snooks-and We are happy to record the fact.
doctor said young Miss Of the high-heeled
ulodesty school, ''Ma tell YOU that sister
Maria Euphema Ducy Louisa Minerva Rhoda Jane
has got sore above the wrist Of her left FOOT
A traveller in one Of the Western States came
upou a negro boy by the side Of the road pulling the
fleece from the carcass OF a sheep and uquled
s.What allied the crit,er Cufiyi'
"Ah, Inassa,' answered the grinnins black. .al
dis chile know bout him be, he died in de wool.''
Major S. A. Goodman, the Editor oC the Illustrated
Family Friend, published at Colunba. 5. G., died
at the residence Of L. w. Henry, Charlotte county
Va, on the 18th ut. He wac born in Cincinnati on
the 9Th September, 1922, and Was nearly 81 years
Of age. Major Goldman one time midshp-
man in the United States Nav. and had been an the
merchant service.
The yellow fever continues 80 rage at New Or
leans confined mostly 10 the poorer classes 10 the
hospitals. The deaths range IRON thirty to fort,
per day.
The steamship City Of Manchester reached her
~harf. in Philadelphia the Bath u., with $50
cabin and 200 steerage passengers.
Thomas n. Locke. the venerable President Of the
BALTIMORE Fire Department. died Mencay, 18th, a,
Baltimore,
Ex-Governor George ~ Briggs has been ap-
ruontrd in Massachusetts,, Justice Of the Court oil
Eommon Plear, in place of Hon. Phnny Merrick,
r.;s.d 10 the Bench Of The State Supreme Court.