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FISHERMEN Attend

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II y.u have tears L she'd, prepared. he'd
We are nOs willing u vsssh f.r ne sru.h.
O. the relieving stsfy still II may BE- srue.
we cemmend It to the attention ef all bach
elors Whs wish T. retain tkc rigkt 10 r. 81
fsa.ng when and where they please Mar
ried people need Fat read Il ualess her wish IL
Mr. Fitzgig was valiant bachelor.
Abide yoayct and abide You vet.
on ii,tie know who'll betide yuu yet
Mr. Fitzgis made . Mrs. EtEgig sshMirs
Serena Pump,
The lnarfiage moose win make yoa fret,
AUD hayward wife viii tame Won YETI
Mr. Fitkgig had seen manifestslisn I'll
MISS SeralAina Serena Pumps energies, fssl
he was present when she teeE 4 eat bs So
IAN which has scratched her, whirliae Il tNe
Or three times around her head, and sldnr IL
vhlzziag and crashing through the wS.deW
inss the street. The lover, however, Fnsth.
ing doubted q bis ability to make 81 eesa
wife Of Miss Ssrsphipa-
Bat what is there BY sea or land e
That can wsyward woman staads
Alas for Fitzgig. Fiery ladies NAV ba
beauslful-ss may kicking pony-but tame
them if yen can. : z
fltzglg, n two weeks, was nesamsrpAssea
into emily my husband He struggled hard:
but who could resist his fate
Il am going eat Of tewn ishinr IA. mar
row, my DEAR said Fitzgig, as he bncklea
On his stock before the glass eatly enc msra.
ing but rllSbe back, my darling. soen tbe
next day. Il.
Ne ysu vea't, my love- strieked Mrs.
= Eitzgig, assAe sat bolt upright in the, bed;
Il see how it is tired of yeur peor wifo Il.
ready yss-tited I say tired
80 Mrs Fitzgig sPrase out Of her nest,
lifted cP pitcher Of water, and smacked Il
all to pieces on the foer. =.
Fitz repeated in tremendous tones. ,I,m
only going 6shingl'
The basin followed the pitcher-Mrs. Fitz
seized the looking glass, and CALCULATED, with
a significant glance, 'gsing fishinep
What could Fitz do The war was uu.
expected, aad he had net calculated the esst..
No, / believe l amt gsing q fishinsp
Mrs. Fitz saw she had made az impression.
Her military genius whispered to her, fellov
il up. 3
'Ah, yen only say that to deceive ys,r
pecr Observation-Disclosures ssme mistress
that's the land you went to snesk eff,
New, Fitz locked conscience stricken.
You are gsipg fishing, Mr. Fitz,, said
she and crash went the mirror against the
wall, !
Mrs. Fitz commenced dressing, tore the
things, upset she table, whirled the lasap al
apicture Of the welded lsTs, which Graeed
the walls, and, with rnwashod face, slammed
the door and marched down stairi, repeat-
ing the word fishing DIS she passed.
Fitz sat on the side III the bed for al heur
like Marius on the ruins Of Carthage. Al
length he sneaked aswn.
Coed morning, Nj. Fitzgig- going ash
ing, Mr.. Fitxgig7'
No dearest Seraphiaa Serena, l ain. 70
IRS fishing ! wan. ny breakfast
yeurSelf' 81
The battle was sver-.Fitz, previously
broken BY the breakage Of the brattle wares
up stairs, had little spirit. left--and pun
ishing him in tie bread basket was attack
ing him in the teaderest part. He sued
fer forgiveness, and after tive hours sslici-
tatoA she suffered him to kiss her nnvash-
ed cheeks
Fitz was thus changed at once int
aonly my husband"--the hunblest. Of all
human animals. He. fetches and carries,
gees crrands, Jugs band boxes and bundles,
and smirks and locks dutiful Il
Before he was broken in, he used new
and then to grsmble and get .sulky bua
then Mrs + was wont to give aim sueh q
look, and whisper in stern vsice--do yo,1
rant to goa fishing M Fitzgig that
alas, poor Fitzgig Il!