The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1853-08-10

We 10 expect from the second year Barely enough to
We have idea that the Palace will make cent
pfoht aief Christmas 1t may pay interest on stock I'LL
hat date, bal We have idea lha that ceremony will
DC al all continued after snow and slops sci IN The Pal
ace 40 our opinion, will prove very expensive expert
ment II wac badly opened. has been badly managed,
ana VIII 90 to pot leaving long Train OF runaionn lie
wake"
But Notwithstanding all This. we rejoice that the Palace
was constructed If il does benefit the stockholders
II Will add greatly the knowledge Of the people. II
VIII improve our taste. and give better knowledge
OF the inventive genius OF neghbors than could
have obtained from any other source, Our mechanics
VIII derive great good from the Exhibition. BY com
pairing their IDEAS with the ideas OF other people they
will establish train OF reasoning that will show itself
IN great variety OF improvements. To the State and
nation the Crystal Palace will prove largely beneficial.
and will somewha, Tor the losses which it will
tail upon individuals.
GOOD ScRiPTuRAL SAME.-The Richmond Times of
Saturday relates the following
gentleman travelling in section OF country which
shall be nameess, stopped at the house OF a pious OLD
woman, and observing her fondness Tor pet dog ven
answered by saying that she called him Moreover"
i not tina, strange name I, Inquired the gsn'leman
sood saa The p1ous od lady, o s,. thought must
Found j, in the Bible !" quoth the gentleman. Pray
in what part OF the Bible did you find ~"
The old lady took down her Bible with the utmost
reverence, and, turning 10 the text, read follows:
Moreover. the dog came and licked his sores"
:. There, said she triumphantly have not the
highest authority Tor the name |"
The happest in the world is said to be "nigger
at dance" In our opinion the rule is too limited A
niger is not only happy at dance but in every other
position darkey may be poor, but he is low
spirited Whsever he earns he invests in fun and dew
iluy Give him dollar, and in less than an hour he
will lay seven shngs of it out in yellow neck Lies or
cracked violin. There is something in the African that
sheds trouble as duck will water Who ever knew
culud pusson" 10 commit suicide! The negro is strong
~ given 10 love and iealousy but he has no taste for
arsenic He may lose his all by betting against rou-
ee but he don't find relief for his despair white folks
do, by esorting TO charcoal fumes bedcoTd but visit
ing ode fair sex" and participating in the may influence
Of " de occipual convullions Of de clarinet"
In VINO vERlTAs-" MIR. B., a distinguished alyo-
cate and attorney general of far down East State,
was sitting with his hat his eyes, al his chin on
his breast bolseTed up either side with chairs and
Bile. and sleeping comfortably the indomitable
spirit OF GIN would allow, in the courthouse at A,
when the court entered and took his the bench
Observing the situation of Mr. B., which had changed
on the OF the court the Judge looked at the sher-
ill., who seemed 10 understand that it his duty get
the sleeper into condition.
Mr.. b., the court is in"
won't give the reply. Suffice to say, the sheriff had
decided objection 10 going to the murky and sulphuTous
place to which he wasconsgned
" Mr., B )" said the judge, I'VE have observed with
profound regret your conduct during the last and
lais morning find you in better condition to taxi
up your than before. We are disposed TO bear
with you no longer. You disgrace yourself and your
family, the court and the profession, by your course
Of conduct" This reproof ELECTED the following colo
guy:
Did your honor speak 10 me p
:" did, sir ~
What remark di-hd you make !"
Sc said, sir, that in my opinion you disgrace yourself
and family the and the profession by your course
Of conduct"
!" May i-i-i, please your honor have been attorney
li-in in this ccourt for fifteen years and permit me 10
say, your honor, that that is the FIRST correct opinion
ever knew you 10 give ~