Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1853-08-11
DQrictl).

Did you ever know plain cook who had
not formed an attachment ?"
Did you ever know a newspaper correspon-
dent who lid not commence with, ALLOW me-
through the medium OF your widely-spread jour
nal 81
Did you ever hear / man "return thanks
without saying he was ~unaccustomed TO public
speaking or At was -tIe Proudest moment of his
Iiles@
Did you ever see the umbrella again, which
you lent for only ten minutes -
Did you ever see a number of ofIIlustrated News.
without fire, ship-Iaunch, or testimonial in it .
Did you ever know dog that was not the
wonder Of his species and Of the civilized world
in general7
Did you ever see a local newspaper without
a Shower Of Frogs, or Terrific HaiIstorml7
Did you ever get beaten by a billiard-player
without his telling you if it hadn't been for the
afuLes~ and rhe @Fun OF luck" he had, you would
have thrashed him easily?
Did You ever get bottle of good wine at
public dinner
Did you ever see History of England without
the frontispiece being either, John signing Magma
Charta,7 or alfred in Tue Neat Herds Cot97
Lastly, as a regular s'clencher.~ did you ever
get direct answer from a Quaker
Never marry until you can face the music to
the butcher grocer dres- maker tsyenty-eght cous
ms and several babies.
Why is 4 four quart jug like lady's side
saddle Because it holds gallon.
The mould Of a man's fortune is in his own
hands.
L. The jail at Darlington VI IS empty-its
Iock-ups are deserted AMI the doors may be thrown
open there Is nobody to escape.
Verdict of the iury-the a3Iaine Law" did It.
Il People otter make strange mistakes as TO
the nature OF angels. They are apt TO talk of vo-
men as angels, yet there's not a word in the BIZ
,ble about female angels. They are always of the
other sex Exchange.
Ben.i,fisceasasof Of a. -3y7ay S,rseoa-I remember,
one day, in making my hospital rounds, patient,
just arrived preserving an amputated forearm, and
in doing 50 could scarcely restrain broad laugh
the litter was constantly on his face
What's the matter this does not strike me as
subject Of Iaugh.e-'
It's not do-tor--but excuse me, I lost nv arm
IN so funny a way. that Z still laugh whenever
look at it.
ayyhat way
-Our first surgeon wanted shaving, and got me
TO attend to it, as am a corporal We went to
gether to the front Of his tent had lathered
him, took him boy tie nose, and was about 10 ap-
ply the razor, when cannon-ball came, and
that was the las; saw OF h's head and my arm.
Excuse me, docrcr- for laughing so. | never saw
such thing before This occurred during the
siege Of Fort Erie.
The Sr7tsitirs PI1H-Ttls author Of journal Of
Residence IN South America, says Il found for
the first time thc s.qsitire plant growing wild. Il
spreads very often ever marsby ground, something
ike a tumbler. The sensitive leaves spread out
prettily from the creeping teHdrIs in the sunshine
something ike .hs aiy-fern. It's curious 10 come
to a little dineIe Of .hem. where a thousand ten
drills all interviewer Ikea bramble thieket, to
shake the tyyig. and communicate the vibration II
the whole, and see gaa Thousand green leaves all
curling themselves up, and shrinking back your
approach. as II afraid Of being trodden on the sen
sztiou like feeling OF life running over them all as
3 shock Of electricity.
TIE Rigdas af gT0a1u-TheTe : everywhere an
Increasing disposition to eoncede to woman her
right 10 place in Tire learned professions, and IN
the various lucrative pursuits. She has only to
Be firm. ana employ sDcb discreet and eloquent
advocates as 3fiss Lucy Stone and Mrs Elizabeth
Oakes Smith "a rlsad the demands OF nature aHd
Justice and she must ultimately triumph.
II affords as psassrs 10 record the fact that Rev.
Autoinette Brown has recently assumed the pas
toral relation 70 the Congregational Church in /.
south Butler, WIyue Co, Y. Y We think there
are many other sisol young ladies who would
make excellent rraaclers. ani that thsna are also
a number ST a5le-b- ed n-eu already IN The min
is,ry. who iEtay hare genius enough, wonid make
respectable farmers ana necaanjcs---S Spiritual .
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