The Sumter banner. [volume] (Sumterville, S.C.) 1846-1855, 1853-08-30
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THE JUDGE WHO slAI4 y1A isssSs I
ANTICIPATED.

ANTICIPATED. EIssssS
The following anecdotc has beei, n
oftet in print, but its it,imitahle poiiils
makes it worthy of an occasional
print:
As a Judge, (and indeed BarFiil g 81
ton has hintcd at it, Lord a gonin ore
had one great fahlt; he was a ii, ssE 81
take up a first impression Of uss,
and 1t &as very difficult afterwartls
to obliterate it. Tie adYocate ther
fore, had not only to struggle d gaiflst \,
tile real obstacle presented to him 81
the case itself, but also whit he
aginary once created by the hast
anticipation of the judge. uFrsIi s.
was one day most seriously anno
by this habit Of Avonmore. and he
took the following whimsical meIho d
of correcting it: (The reader must
remember that the object Of the ma
rator was, by a tediousan malicious
prociastination, to irritate; his $liearer
into the vice he was so anxious fo
eradicate.) They were to dine To-
gether at the house Of ID common
friend, and large party were asse ID.
bled, many of #hom witnessed the Oh
currences Of the morning gnrrafi 81
contrary to all his usual habits, 81 Nss
late for dinner, and at ttlength arrived
in the most admirably affected 81
tion. IS
'Why, Mr.. Curran, you have Kept
us a full hour waiting dinnerforyou,
grumbled our Lord Ayonmore.
'Oh, my dear lord, re gret iitS
much; you must know it is not IN,
custom; but I've just been witnessiit
a most. melancholy occurrence
My God! you seem terribly tnoss
ed by 1t; take a glass of win
What was it? what was it?' s|'
! i will tell you, my lord tile mo- \
ment can collect myself. had
i been detained at court Air the court
sof ghancery.y your lurdship kIlo
1.-The chaneery sits late.
$50 dos q; but gos ON. ssfss
4 Well, !, my lord, waa iili al yiti
i here as fastsas I could e did sgicts
even change my dtessI hope is
shall bo excused for coming III q
boots
'Poh, poh; never mind iyour3boots.
the point come at once to tile point
of the story
'Oh, / will, my lord, in asnloment:
| walked here; would not even wai695
to get the carriage rcadyj ii would
have taken time; you know, OF
there is d market exactly In the road
by which had to pass: onr lord.
ship may perhaps rccollect the mark
ct, do your IS IS
10 be sure, I do, 60 on, Currsn
so Oh with the story ss;s1
Il am very glad your lcrdships re-
members the market, for totally
forgot the name of 1.-THE name
the iiame=-'
'What the devil signifies the nama
of it, sir? It's the Castle Market,
Your lordship is perfcctly ii giats
it is called the Castle Market. sYellsS
| was passing through that identical.
Castle Market, when j observed q
butcher passing to kilEa cali. ia rs
had huge knife in his hand; it wasS
as sharp as razor. The calf was
standing behind him; he drew his
knife to plunge itinto the animal. -
Just MS he was in the act Of a oiilg
SO, little boy about four years old
his only son, the loveliest little boy
ever saw--ran suddenly across lis
path, and he killed--oh, my God! he
killed.
The child the child! the child 4.
vociferated Lord Ayonmore.
'Oh, my lord, the calf 2 continued
Curran, very cody; she killed tllas
calf, but your lordshipsis iii the habit.
of anticipating
The universal laugh was thus iss
ed at his lordship; and Currau sles
clarcd pftcn afterwards, "a tiisEs ms
preston was removed more easi!v
from the Court of Exchequer by tlie
recollection of the calf in Castls
Market than by all the eloquence Of
the entire profession.
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10 ESCAPE THE EFFgcrs or l4iG
NiNe.-l. Avoid standing under treea3
to escape from the rain during d tih,lil2
der storm, but boldly expose yourself
to the wet it will preserve you from
the lightning. 2. Avoid standing close
, to any metallic bodies, as ie ID PHI pcs or
iron ratings, &c. 8. When indoors
during thunderstorm, sit or stand as
near TO the middle of the room as con.
venientj avoid standing ut the window,
or sitting near the wall. is
The dish called in the w est Indies
Man dram which is resorted 10 excite
appetite, and which is certain to- do 50,
is q mixture of bird. pepper. tshal lsts or
onions cutssmall, IN liltle liinesi,lice