The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1853-06-29
Communications.
FOR THE LEDGER.
Doctor Morals.
IKFALLrBLE GENUINE SoUsrAN BITTERs,

Doctor Morals.
NFALLIBLE GENUINE NoUsFA AN BITTERs,
VERY excellent for Debaschecs, Drunk
ards, Rickety Regulations, Consumptions in
the purse and blind staggen; at very great
expense. These admirable btters have been
prepared b. compromising the caustic of re-
morse with the blue stone of shame, and
amalgamating the drops of rcpentarce and
the bitter sweet of reformation. These hit
ters must be taken in large doses. in clear
water and upon an empty stomach. This is
rery drastic preparation, but when it oper-
ates, With the greatest internal violence the
cure is more certain and speedy.
NB.-To prevent imposition, DIR. Morals
Nousean Bitters are sealed with his own
coat Of arms, Proberampant. Several un-
happy PERSONS have by mistake, taken large
and repeated doses Of Wheatons Bittcrs,
Stoughtons Bitters. and other stonlrch Bit
ters instead of the Nousean. But the pub
lie may rest assured, in composition and ef.
feet they are different. The following cor
rect statement will exemplify their excellence.
Mr.. ID. DOGGY, Of Maiden Lane, was blessed
with (and blessing too,) worthy wife and
several fine children, who always rejoiced in
his presence; but being poisoned by vile
liquor from the west Inde, Isles. which he
mistook for cordial calculated only to false
his spirits, it grievously afflicted himself,
friends and family. his features .eca,ne bloat.
ed, his brcath corrupted and his knccs were
80 weakened that he could scarcely walk !;
at length the poison seized on his brain, aud
preyed on hi, heart; he became silly, pctu-
lent, Jealous and abusive, hc recled about
p bic places, the pity uf his friends, the con-
tempt of his enemies, and the laughing stock
of the sulgar. At last the poison brough:
on atemporTy insanity. and in the plroxisns
of his phrrnzy, he struck his venerable pr
rnt, kicked his wife out of bed, and his chill
d,cn out ofdoors To this succeeded Il com.
mon infl.Immatory fever, in the course Of
which, amongst other medicines, he took
freely Of the Nousean Biiers they operated
like charm; H. gained sanity Of body aud
mind, his friends rcjnicrd and his wifi. and
it'll" ones shed plcnicous tears of JOY at hi.
convalesccnce. But ains in few months
took still larger doses of the same poison
under different names, n died raving, but
his death relieved his friends from anxiety.
his relation. frum disgrace, and his family
from terror. On his de- th bid, he frcqu,nt-
IL called for the Nousran Bit,crs, but L was
too Late.
Mr.. Editor,-Sir; as no"rlty seems TO b.
the order OF the day, send you the follow.
ing headed Lc,ity. ........
We confess we have not the highest vene.
r'tinn for Patent Medicines: bat the follow.
ing appears Ia be- rcconiGirrdvd bv surl
ro"chrrs th"t we cannot have doubt of thri.
Yilc.'cy. We he r;ily wish the Doctor 4
h 'ndsone run Of custom.
Patent Medicines
isy' STED AM SOLD nv DocTOH soSys NOR AIS
At his medical warehouse, ut the sign Of
the Key and Metaphor. Dear The s,,Light gat,
opposite the fesh market
DocroR Morals GnAsp Crystalline EYs
WArER.-This e1ceIlcp, specific is con,
pounded Of the rectifcd spirit Uf benevolcnc..
the alcohol of enndor, the pungrnt drops o
tisccrnmcnt. and the sugar Of clIarty,-in
gredirnts very scarrc in the countrv, and /,
an infllble cure for tie disease called b,
The learned the Super, ideBs 0c i.ofty.Iook
and the Mydrisis or short sirbtcdness, ans
other wcakncsses of the eyes, ns the follow
Ing letter vii, certify.
To Doctor Bonus Morals,
LEARNED SIR Some years since caunh
II very severe inflammation in my eye. in 90
mgto Florida Ia purchase swamp lands ih
inre:er.:tcd inflnsimEiion seized ms just M
h'd realized about fifty thons:lnd dollars, sn,
married nii the enjoymsnts Of my good for
tune; was 80 nearly blind th,ri sc..rccl,
could see or know any of isy old FRI nd
though ever so near To me. and could hardl,
distinguish an honest poor man from brui
, beast, but upon applying your ehrys,aIin
! eye water: Al, 80 completely cured iha
| can now clearly see that what though
to be grent wealth was but mere moon shin,
j.. P.S-Some persons, am sensible. atiri
butte my cure to the Goal Bath prescribe,
to mc by DR. Law, physician Of great prac
+ iiee; but shall ever attribute It to you
chrystaline eye water
am yours, &c,
HUMBLE UPsTART, LATE gsa.
To Doctor Bonis Moral,
$ DEAR Sra: | AN a young man m4rriej {,
very handsome woman, tn. honey mooI