Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1853-12-01
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"""fSA AhVh HSnA t1o ~Sha~ $50
wenly shillings week for: g-,
A glass Of lemonade nids Of sour temper
md sweets Of matrimony. vi
Tbs nett amount Of money in the Sub Tr~a-
'ury and mint is about sec. .OeO. '.R f" ''.' I"
NOwis The best lime to PlAu. ell kinds Of
Fruit frees; Of h1I nfq ilHv .-q.a q.
Why isa legislator a most blasPhemOus
nan {? Because be cant take bis seat wish0ut
IN oath. sfs '1s 1i aofa lf.a1 1r 8H 1rIH
rL - d. .-la It -rL LeAf s0NFe rhs
a golden ruls OTagoung lady Is . SOnvsrs
always with her female friends rs Il . evasls-
men we're Of the party; the same rule 1pplies
equally well to Oung men.
A lawyer wrote rascal in the bat Of . broth
er lawyer, who, on discovering il entered .
cOmplaintin open court against the TesPaSssr
who, be said had not only taken his hat bat
had written bis own name in it,
II you bite me, I'll bite yOu.' as the pep
per pod said to the boy.
A wsg observing fellow steal Ssh and
put it under his jacket which was too short
to conceal the theft, hslloed to the purIOiner v
wear a longer jacket or steal shorter fish.
Coal is coal now said coal merchant to
man who was demonstrating with him upOn
its high price. M -' r .H.7 .0H
lam glad Of that replied the other for the
last lot you sold me was half stone.
Gentlemen and Ladies, said the Snowman,
here you have magnificent painting Of Daa-
iel in the lions den, Daniel can easily be die
tinguished from the lions by the green cotton
umbrella under his left arm
Be kind to all, but associate intimately only
with persons Of the most estimable character:
thus you will not be disliked by any and yOa
will be admitted as friend by the good 1ars
Donot imagine that il you commit crime
it can possibly escape detection for even il
you could conceal itfrOm others yetyOu would
be conscious oft yourself. g ro'rE.r4T
TO speak we'll Of everybody is the worst
kind of delTaction for it takes away the rpu.
tation Of the few good men in the world BY ma
king all alike # yrur o- ra., 7l
Wife don't see for my part how they send
letters on them ere wires without tearing them
all to bits. rfs - .. rn-f COZ urr Do
La me they don't send the papers -theyiuS
send the writin' in fluid state
AmOdest young lady on being asked by >
gentleman why she had covering over her
dressing bureau, replied, L don't want to ses
its drawers
Death is not an evil it is the idea oft which
makes the words terrible. d Har gh
! The expression Of truth is simplicity. 1a
Malice StOrned puts out itself but argued
gives kind Of credit to a false accusation. Z.
CURrOsIrIEs sFouSD--The lady who wss
lost in anazement has been found. .31jtq
The man who was fired with indignation
has been sxtinguished. The department was
called out. me s 1.' i7s''6' '.' '' 2n.'9ri
The clelgvmaA who 'came to 3 head in bic
discourse was much disappointed to fnd no
brains. i2.a '' .......a '' '7'"f''t no
The man who got of speech Is endesv-
oring to get on again His train Of IemAkS
was the wrong one. - ~ ., ~ 1.t .,....
The individual that stole march has been
arrested and confined in the same cell with
procras.ination the thief Of time
The man who fell into rsp:ures with pretty
girl, was got out with considerable difficulty
Vanity keeps persons in favor with them
selves who are cut Of favor with all OtherS.--
iShoksP.
He who isalways in hurry to be wealthy
and immersed in the study of augmenting his
fortune, has lost the arm Of reason and deserted
| the post Of virture.-HorGes.
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PLoUGHs FOR PuEBLA. Hall and
Speer Of Pittsburgh, have sold SO Of their ex'
csllent ploughs, to go to Puebla, Mexico.
"The woman who was buried in grief" is
now alive and doing well. 1t was a case Oi
e premature interment. ,,.,r d. .s57 r,,s
A cheerful face is nearly as good for an in
valid as healthy weather. To make a sick man
think he's dying, all that's necessary is to loOE
half dead yourself allo'n ,it 1oI rol
A corps Of Engineers, in the service Of the
Pittsburgh, Maysyille and Cincinnati Railroad
company, are engaged in makingsurEeys.i II
! the vicinity Of Cadiz, at this time. s.7a'.lA
o- RELearn to govern your temper at all time'