Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1853-09-01
VARIETY.

BApLY 'CoRNEe "A traveller fatigusd
With the monetary 81 q lsng ride through
sparsely settled section Of the ceultry, .
week 81 t~o since, rsis up v small lad en-.
gagged in trimming and dressing cut aiekiy
boxing geld d corr, and relieved the sppres-
siea II bis spirits thus Ny young frisna, i:
seems 70 me ysur corn i rather snalll-
Yes, daddy planted he mall kind. Ahlbut
il appears 70 lesk rsthsr-ysllsya tssi Yes,
sir, aaddy pkanted the yallerkiaaf frsn ap-
pestaness, my lad, ysu wsnt get mere than
half . crop just half strangsr-dsdiy
planted on kalrss The horssmaa preceded
On hisway. and has lst been known 10 speak
ts . hey since. He considers them beres
NrA gentlensn having occasion to call
upon physici il Ciaeinnsti, the ether day,
slapped Al the door and rang ths bell TIE
sumneas Was answered By servant girl, Of
whem be inquired II the dscssy was il.
Ne was tks reply.
rs his LADY il ?
s. Yes,
rs she spgsgsdf =
The girl Hooked 81 him memsnt, while
curious expression settled On her features,
Is she replied, why, No, she il already mar
Rad
The gentleman lsft
NrA ersdulsus elswn vent y The eler-
sgynan Of his psrish, and tsld hin With great
conformation that he had seen real CHEST
Where did ysa see il ~
WHY said DigEsry, - var gein' N,
please ysur revsrenoe, By the church, right
MP against the wall sees the ghsst,
In what shape did Il sppsarT
Fer all The Worla Ike great asa,
q &c home and held yeuF tengue, replied
The elergyman, zen are timid creature, aad
hare been frightened a ysur own shadow
A NEw REAptSc or EnAKsPEARE-In .
4ssuntry town Down East . democratic
newspaper was started, depending msialy
fer support On the contributions Of the
.faithful.' in that regisa. It's motto was---
Be just. and fear no,.'-sakksPEARE.
An old farmer, who had been quite active
IL prsnsiing the interests Of this newspa-
per enterprise, tosk up tks>frst nunber and
esmmenced reading il with lauditory con-
msats AZ be read che motto, his face
flushed Wilk honest enthusiasm, aaa be az
claimed - Fear not sShskspsaFs: ne, that
We vsn't; nsr any other dsrnsa old Feds
ralistp
A sFAsr, CourLr. I'VE fad the follsrins
marriage notice ID ths Rochester Daily Al
ysriissF, vith rsqaess for Syracuse papers
y copy II Ne happy couple don't make
gssd time i Woa't Be the fault Of their names:
MarsiM-At Saraisgs Springs, On ths
16th uit, ~ the Rev A Baxter, Mr.. O. Fl.
Trollsr = Miss Elm A. Gallsp, Il East
Area
MA Ysakss by had whsls Dutch
ehsese SCI heisrsahin ~ waggisk friend,
wko, keNey6r, gave him ne knife This Is
funny cheese uncls Jse, but whore BhaIl I
cut ~ Oh said fhe grinning friend, scut
lt whore you Ike, Very we'll, said the
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seS .sy s,pe attention, hearing her play en-
= .;ksd 4e. father keA lsns sks had had il
t0si{ resk' vas he reply
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