Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1853-04-19
TIE BoRs OF THE sANcTuM.
ny. FANNY FERN.

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FANNY FERN.
Walk in Mr.. Leisure; you are perfectly welcome -
There Is never anything Of Importance going an ed
the advent of anybudy like yourscfs perfect God send
ro mess i Ave n9g q to Do they only
their slbordinaes. They have little manlscrpt and
to settle. and thor; but that is nothing y ts'
Take the arm chair Mr. Lesure-the with cushion
your elbow send ali the Editors SCISSOR ATOMS
apo o. s I'M into the air. "a the
hats the use Of calling this free country, IL you cart
wrappers and pocket papers you may fancy,
,ne editor has had an opportunity OF seeing them,
welcome to do SO, not Suppose yuu noi that's
nothing TO yon and what the Editors Wishes may beis
Order the office boy to up more fire. or to open
You will Of curse wish to write letter. vely wel
help yourseto paper is plenty OF it, and
asking him tho day OF the month"; and what county the
s n IS STATE sns Of is ell him that
throwing in few general remarks, effect that Ed
set him rumniaging for something bette. Then tell him
that is to lady and That want
anu % stamp, as you must prepay it. he has
M Sow a H Sp or e5sr him to send the
no small change 10 ray for them; sayng-and you
hu hese little things always regulate themselves in
the end" Having sealed your letter, voc crate to tho
borrow quarter Of the Editor to pay carrying il;
tnat u Is principle with you never to aska
you always pay Tor services rendered.. Now, you can
muddy boots over pile OF accepted mauscripts,' and
gle and lr.VI snatches Of
81 knew by the smoke that gracefully curied,',-
or OF something else appropriate 10 the occason ever
and anon knocking of your cigar ashes into inksand
Your cigar hnsled turn around 10 your and ask
Paper2 and stick point you get some definite In
formation about Try also, 10 worm out OF him what
cetve; how much the annually yields II
don't set oss, cheaper than
who actually writes tho leaders, WHO writes tho search
share IN the Jo~y1i and who owns tie
most stock; what is the actual valuation establish
musical criticisms; continuing this pumping process az
XII here eoaes loS Of proof poaneo upon it. Mr. .,
Se ana read slowly although you see the composition
king corrections Yourself Youw Of course scratch
and blot the proof to render it iegb!e but no mat
al last with the exclamation THAT never could get the
hang Of correcting proof" And now while tho Editor
anime am. ie ma eopy as YOU may perhaps ecos
your stock OF III Information the Telegraph
&c dispatches and other postscript are now brought
read and returned at but neSer mind yo
must have the first look at tliem-yOu anxious to
Know what ha< ''turneu up"
You can wind By giving the Editor wholesome
lacks life variety; that he l,arrs 100 much on one
string that there is not back bone CROUCH his 81
with itself that he should have young blood in his
editorial corps; tatif had time 7o would givs him
i Yourself by sending IN few spicy nnd nervous arti
case; light it throw the unextingushcd match ito the
heap Of papers; drag has Editors table
upsetng his inkstand and knocking his wafer box
carry off hts scissors and renknifc by mstake leave
1oor swinging open yoa pass out and tell your friend
Tom smith, on the next corner, that Of all the you
eyer knew the Editor of Journal tr greatest-that
his paper can't live long. he is stupid; no an
PROBATION you la We been in Ills
sactum nearly all dav doing best entertain hi ~;
nut ne erer looked pleased or eren ono. smiled he
you tcsTe there FANNY FERN.