The Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1852-1853, 1853-12-21
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NA young lady Was discharged from
Que OF the largest vinegar houses ID Lon
tE5n. She was 50 sweet that vinGgar was
80 sweet that vinegar was kept fr9m TO-
men5ing.
EEThe poll ician who threw defiance
in the teeth Qf bis enemies, has been obiis- /
ed 20 pay bill for dentistry.
: Szkgko OF PAPAcY.-The Times says
Oar wives an daughters wear CATERS with. 4
eaftfs for soais
kS-Ths he that has been so of.en mai
ed TO the counter by politicians, seems 20
have got hose. Il i h0w banded about in
.very direction. SO
4B-Fhe man who returns good for evil
is ssa tree which renders its shade and
fruit even To those who cast stones ut it.
EdThere is said 70 be an old lady down
on Tong Island So very fat that her neigh
bors use he Shadqa for griddle greaslng =
no keep her from rolling out Of bed her
husband rolls her in ashes.
Ex-A gentleman passing through po-
tato patch observed an Irishman planting
some potatoes. He inquired of him what
Kind be bad there? Raw ones, to be
sure" replied the son of hrinI "ifthey were
BOILED. they Wouiu not grow.
EE A man in Cincinnati. last week, cut
his thipat, because he lived next door TO IN
amateur trem5one player. The coroner
held an inquest, and returned a verdict Of
tjustifabIe homicide.' -
R1s- Said une gentleman Of honor to an
other. "ifyou don't accept my challenge |
shall put you in the papers," "Go ahead, "
paid the other, 81 had rather FL n dozen
papers than one sofin:" '".
A SYttoGIsM- was aJew-hence
s'the Harp Of David" was a Jewsharp-
Question how the duce did he sing his
psalms and play on Il at the same time?
EE"A gentleman" says pl i'osopher,
sis one who promptly pays for his newspa-
peril What truth and simplicity! How
brief and yet how comprehensive!
EY-An exchange says, that when Qa-
xid slew Gotah with q sling, the latter fel
stone dead and Of course quite astnished
as 'sueh . tAing had nepor entered lis tcGd
LSfofPP' 20
Ey-An Irish correspondent in Oregon,
Sri,es that the precious metals a'e SO scarce
outathat way. that all the fye-dollar gold
pieces are made 0 copper.
n
coast of Africa. says:--::'The people Gle very
fast, and the sheep have very long tails -
Sufficiently concise for any class Of read
ers..
A GREAT Loss.-s'You have met with {
great loss neighbor Williams" i" said the dsa
con condolingly to Mr. W, the day after he
the latter had buried his wife.
''Yes, atefnbe loss" replied the mourn
ing husband; 'She's morn earned her livin'
and ! never had to lick her half a dozen
Zines in my life.F
Williams was man of delicate sensibili
ses::
Eg IN dialogue which Dobbs had witt
himself the other day. he came to the con
slusion that the best way to succeed with ;
woman Is to brag Of her baby and sPeal
well OF her bonnet
GFA Judge out West has decided tha
t'kissing bodyr' while ''coming through
the rye is legal. This has an importan
and interesting bearing on the rye cultur
and happiness Of mankind in general.
SHAMs--A feeling that overtakes people
not because they have done wrong, but be
cause they have been found out.
ABSENT MISDED.---An indisputable cas-
Of Abscrnce df mind is related by the Proyi
'dence Journal
:, An old gentleman in that city got his han
saught in machine on which he was a
ForL few days since, and jammed one c
his fingers badly. Being in a great hurry
hesquickly wrapped it up and went to wor
again. When he got home in the evenin
be told his wife how badly, he had hurt hi
hand, and took off the rag to shoS her, whe
be discovered that he had wrapped up til
orong finger. '''"
4 EEA lady had just taken her mornin
bath, when to her Surprise she found he
Invalid hgsband standing at the door. sh
exclaimed:
rsWhat are you here for?" / though
you were asleep" 10 which he replied
! 81 heard aA angel troubling the water
and / thought would stepi in and get heaI
ed."
{ Gg-"9ood mornin'. sambo berry he
yedder. Sambo. Dey do say dat it am bel
Ty bot in de city. dat dey hab to take off d
tops oh da houses to let in de air." "Wel
Glenn, il can't go no hotter in our house
eos de ternyometer got bang up to de top
g Eg"When will these cars laave?" inqu
red an anxious individual Of Smith.
IL presume" replied the wag, Gas 500
IS the last seat is taken as that will be quit
sure 10 make the cargo"
Mr.. Anxious took his umbrella and &C
aboard.
GEA man whose house was recent
destroyed by FIRE, published card, in whic
ne thanks his fellow citizens for making al
Unsuccessful attempt to save his furniture
End expresses a hope that he will soon hav,
hi opportunity to recprocate the favor!
I u CoSuwpRrM--A friend asked US, yes
serdsy. why no man could possibly starv'
!HsEhe Great Desert Of Sahara? We coul
bot ronf cIure. BECAUSE" said be "of tb
iDad wiicAis therl.'
TAkIsG CARE OF THE BABT wee
fire occurred AT Homer, Cortland count
in baiIding occupied by eight or ten IrisI
ssmilies. During the excitement, one o
those crazy busy bodies who always atten,
fips. and do MORE harm than good, caagh
ID an infant and threw 1t out Of the seconr
4tory. Luckily q gentleman below, saw i
SEEMING. and seceeeded in catching it in hi
arms, thus barely saying it from certain
death,
Efs-0ne Of the euriosities Of nature, i
tie demeanor of q landlady to a bparde