The Santa Fe weekly gazette. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.T. [i.e. N.M.]) 1851-1854, 1853-06-25
sdent Pierce will not permit France 10
disregard the rights Of American cili.
zens with impunity.
PREDICTIONS FOR 1864.

nLDIS AONC VOh AQUA.
According to an Almanac published
in the United States, the year of Our
Lord 1854, is 10 be an eventful one.--
We extract from said Almanac the fol-
lowing predictions:
On several occasions during the year
the san will rise before certain people
discover it, and set before they have
finished their days work.
II is quite likely that when no busi-
ness is doing many will be heard to COM
plain of hard times, but6t is equally GER
tain that all who hang themselves will
escape starvation.
If bustleS and hoops 60 out Of sashion,
church pew will hold more than three
ladies'.
If dandies wear their boards, there
will be less work for BARRIERS, and he
who wears moustache will have some.
thing TO sneeze al.
Whoever is in love will think his mis-
tress perfect angel, and will only find
out the truth Of it by getting married.
There will be more published than
will find readers, and more bills than
will find payers.
If the incumbent Of fat Office should
die there will be at least one dozen pair
Of feet ready to step into one pair Of
shoes.
Many Locofoco ofIice.seeker will
curse his party because he cannot get q
fat office.
; If any young lady should happen TO
blush, or baste turkey, she will grow
) red in the face. If she dreams of
young man three nights in succession,
it will be a sign Of something. If she
J dreams of him four times, or have the
toothache, it is ten to one that she will
be a long time getting either Of them
out Of her head.
, Any man who spends faster than he
| earns, will not be any richer at the end
f of The year than he was at the beginning.
Many an old sinner will resolve 10
, turn over new leafe this year, but Tie
8 new leaf will turn out-blank.
SINGULAR PRoposTIoN.-We have re.
ceived letter from DR.. R. C. Land Of
this county, in which he proposes that,
|, provided the sum of 100000 be secur-
ed to him, he will submit plan by which
the United States mail shall be convey.
ed from Memphis 10 Charleston in one
hourl Ifkis plan does moi succeed he
asks not cent of indemnifcation.--
j. Memphis Enquirer.
Fanny Fern says that when he who 10
rise in the world, begins to exhibit supc.
: rior powers, and the possession Of true
genius, qe must either hide his light un.
: der bushel, or else have all creation af-
ter him trying to 6loso him out.
G 1t is stated that trained dogs are about
to be introduced into New York, to hold
G up ladies long dresses on wet days. No
o other puppies will be allowed on tho
track
e A CONVERSION. The Morning Chro.
" nicle informs us that, The writer, Beer,
l. has just been converted, at Paris, to Ca
tholicism.' Who is Beerl Surely he
u must have been very small Beer to be
it turned by the thunder Of the Vatican.
Some Editor says that the destiny of
4 the world often hangs on trihe. A lit.
- tie milf between Charles Bonapartc and
>, >, his love Letita, might have broken off a
!" marriage which gave birth to Napoleon
and the battle Of Waterloo. To which
g " the Chicago Advertiser says: Yes, that
= p is a fact Suppose little milf had ta
3S ken place between Adam and Evel--
What theng
er VALUABLE Pills. Some years ago q
farmers barn in the vicinity of Wofce
nr ster was struck by lightning and burns,
a to the ground. Many Of the citizen,
II had gone 10 the fire, when a fop, wei
le strapped and dickied, with his cap OF
one side of his face, met the celebrated
- DR.. G--n, and accosted him in thi,
~ ~ wise; ..
~ 10 Can you--ah tell me, Doctah, how
~ fab they have succeeded in extinguish.
,b ing the conhsgration Of the-ah unfor
=, ~ tunate yeoman's barnp'
"' - The Doctor eyed the individual at.
- tentively, dropping his head as usual fOl
" moment, and then slipping bis thumt
Of and finger into his vest pocket, took ou
he a couple Of pills, and handed them I,
v. him. n
I'd Take these, sir, and 60 to bed, and !
ho vou don't feel hetter in tho morn;no a