The Minnesota pioneer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn. Territory) 1849-1855, 1853-09-15
NO. XXI.

Town oi rairbeid 10 Norwak, and aIraigned Before
magistrate, charged with raising riot in the former
place.
II seems that whskey seller In Fairfield had been
retailing The crtter 10 one Of their husbaId
against the reEnonstEance Of the suffering wives So
TO "stop the supply" they slipped into his cellar.
turned the tances. and the whole contents Of tbs
Kegs and barrels were floating upon the ground
Soon alter this triumph they arrested, snd the
Experiment ssys
The far prisoners were escorted into town BY a
large uumber Of ladies' and gentlemen Of Fairfield and
were received a: he Hall of the Sons of Tsnuerance
here, by crowd Of No. walk ladies' In waiting Tho
examina'ion took place in the Court Hcasc, which
was filed 20 the brin with eager spectators. Not be.
ing present, we can only speak Of the result which
was triumphant acqnai, without the argument Of
counsel. he fair prisoners were in every sense Of
the word, the ''ions" Of the day-"the observed Of
all Observers" They were toasted and teas;ed with
free dinner at the Mansion House, and encwered
with boqnets BY our ladies', ard a, evening were
serenaded by the Brass Bard. Al in all, it wes
scene rarely witnessed bv our usually uniet town On
the announcemes, OF acqeit,sl By The Court, shout
went up that shook the walls Of me Coor, House TO
lis very foundation"
'Sal.y, don't like you!"
ia! jim, reckon So.
"Bu: don, YOU know it., Sally Don't YOU lnk
I'd tear the ewes out Of any honest that dares
10 look at you for a noneat!''
81 s'poct You would"
'Wei the fact Of il is. Sally. -
"Oh! now don't, jim. you're too sndden."
"And, sally, want you to-
"Don't cay anything more now, jun; will
''But it mus, be done mmed .atcly; want you--.''
"Oh hush. don't; don't say any nore.''
Il want you tonight to GET
"Whal soon! Oh no! impossible! Father
and mother would be angry = me.''
"howF bo mad fo- Iptl such favor to
eyes, dear me Oh. what fcelinet'
"ioi there Is some mistake, for all want to have
you do Is ,o--7,ead ny tro1osrs''
Sally could hear no more. She threw up her arms,
and screaming nysler,caiiy. tainted away dead
log.
Que of the most celebrated members Of The Paris
bar consulted ,'othe, day by Young practitioner,
" an obscure point OF law
81 cannot give you positive answer young msn,'
replied the advocate. al have pleaded orc. way
and once The other, and gained my suit each tine"
waggish ~pendth,ift said, Give years ago was
not worth cent in the worid---now zee where
throIg my exersions."
'NeIl where are yoG!'
"Why,' owe more il.an three thousand loars!'
''What ugly little brat is tha, urder The windows
Susan?'
"Why, ,ha; is mine, Mar, replied Mrs. -
''ls II! 90 call the dear, sweet, beautiful little crea-
ture in; do want to kiss her..
TAKIxG 1T EAsY.-A faw days since, constable
Judd called upon to fulfil writ of eicciuieut.
issued by Of the Emerald Isle against fellow
countrynan. Dan, ho never waits lot persrss ion to
do his duiv Immediately called uron Pat, and found
him seated in TIE house named ii The writ, enjoying
dudeen.'
Good morning. Pat said Dan, pulling GU, his
writ.
The top o the mornin' to YOURSELF replied Fat.
und ,tuihed.
'Patrick, hare business ai,h YOU, continued the
constable.
'Bedrl, an shue " have, an Why would you be
after calm on roc, sr!'
Il hare Wi, he,c, commanding ne to eject YOU
and your goods fTom this house. It's her
pleasant dUty, but
'An' is il Michael O'Cal!ighan that ordered ye
shuteP
Yes, sir, ffichae, is the man
AM did he pay the costs, Msthur Cons,able7'
'CeI,ain!y.-wc always demand advanced costs in
these cases.
/ Thin. ye've been paid lor yere wo's, shurc!'
'Certainlv.'
! Thin, We can do it--di,il bi: will Patrick o..
B.ien st'u' in the way OF u mans wo.kiug for his
pay
This rather asonished Dan. Who expected, as is
usual 10 such cases. 10 meet oiih serious resistance.
He do6ed his coat, and after an hours hard labor,
succec led In removing the Irishnan's house-lold
goods from the building out into the street. After se
curing the house from improper intrusion, Dan, IA
tgued with the abcls he had perforued started of.
In bidding him goodbye, Pat, who -eated
part Of his goods, will, the dudeen' still IN his
Inouth. rcma kcd
An I'm much oh! sel to yc, sir, for savin' me all
the uouble.'
! Saving you trouble--howl
! Faith, an wasn't goiu' to move; ao' wasn't jise
takin of my coat TO ug out he duCs, sir, whin yoa
come aud carried ihem al down FOR me, without
chargn' me a clint, at all. at ali. I'm much obliged
yc sir, and hope ye'il call asr, whn Patrick o.
Brien wants his goods carried down stairs, sir.'
Dan suddenly had business at anJther racr, though
The Joke Vas 50 good he could not h. clp telling II al.
tefwards.
! sJ-" Dear mel" said Mrs. Partin9ton-and 90
she is dear; no, tha, she mean, 50, teoause under
that black bonne, is humIi'iy, and sell rraie forms
no part ui her reflection. l. Was -'mrl. ejaculation.
that was a--our word (or IT. Dear me, here they
are eoi0g 10 war again over he sea, and only ior
tnk aid il ,ion' say how moc ii weighed, either,
or A liner tt was t.alar. And kuociemsiit has
eon> into n;f and the Rus ia hears ard Arsriches
are III let loose TO doyout tht pecpe, and heaven
knows w."re the end oi IL vii! ieavc II. War is IA
terrible thing, destroying 10 temper and good
clothos and shoot al each other Just as II they
were gutter purchase, and cheap al that" How
sorrouluil the cover of the snrG b. shut she
cea:cd speaking, and the sTecaoies locked dewey,
Ike a iuuhler in summer heat hliei with ice water,
se she looked at ,he EroG Of the coro' al with the
sprg Of green fern shove IT, and the old sword behind
The door What did ika mean, he stole VI and
deoosted some red article under the cricket upon
which her feet rested, and then stole ou, again?
Kissing sound ioowed--crack! -nap lang. 4hiz!
wen, !. bunch Of crackers, aud Mrs. Partington, il
CONSERVATION and cIcth slippers, danced about the
room forgetul Of dst.nt in her present a!arm.-
Alb, fke!
WoULrH'r CoYIESp.--A cross-grained smly
man, too crooked liy nature to keep still, went over
one moi ming to bis neghbor, MIR. F., remaI kable
cool, calm, non-resistant, and addressed him thus
"That piece of ferce there, (point'ng in GER
tain direction,) is mine. and you shan't have it,"
"Why," replied Mr.. F.. "you must be mistaken. I
think"
"No, no; ite mice, and shall keep it,
"Wel," said neighbor F., "suppose We leave il to
any lawyer you shall choose"
al won't leave it TO any lawyer" said the other.
"Weil," continued Nj. F., 'shai we eave it 70
any four in the village that you shall select?"
ssNo, shall have the fence"
Not at all discomposed, Mr.. F. said, "Well, neigh
Dor, then will leave it you whom the fence BE-
longs to, whether you or myself"
Struck dumb by this appeal, the wrathy man turn
ed away Convicted by MS own conscience" saying
IL WON'T have anything to do with man that won
fontend tor hs rigs,s."
THE DEAD xor BURET.--The rerort cf the
burning of The dead at New O.sans is c"ntradicicd
by the Press Of ,hs; city. Under the circumstances
il would no, have been rep'oach TO take sucn a
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