The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1853-10-13


BILE difficulty.
II @ater.melons can be purchased for
twenty cents piece, how much will
whole one cost
The ROr-The potatoe rot is making
sad havoc in nearly all the New England
States.
lie whose soul does not sing, need moi
try 10 do it with his throat.
Says Putnam's Magazine; when you
are in Turkey. gobble.
HEALTH.-There is no blessing like
that of health, particularly when you are
sick.
tits better to be good than merely good.
looking.
> A lazy fellow up north spells Tennes.
see, 10ac
A child has been born in Exeter, Eng.
with 3 perfect fingers on the right hand.
TALL CoRN.-On the estate of Col.
Charles Eaton. Melrose. is stalk ofcorn
measuring Is feet in height, and still
growing!
Ii is said that the tea most 10 favor
among unmarried ladies, is Beau,he.
1t is supposed there are not hunderd
young men in the United States who have
not been courting at least once in their
lives.
SWEET SoUNDs.-The sweetest sound
in nature is said TO be the voice of the
lady we love. Next to this is the man
who cries 'lobsters.'
MoER GoLD.-Gold is reported 10 have
lately been discovered in Riley Co.. Iowa
A man writes that he washed out $35 in
one day.
One sentence Of Mr.. Choata's eulogy
of Webster. contains thirteen hundred
words, and occupies four and "a halt prin.
ted pages.
The scent that 'beegars description was
taken up by local of this city, and
treated in an outrageous manner.
EDUcATIoN.-Dr. Franklin, in speak.
ing of education says: If a man empties
his purse into his head, no one can take
it from him.
Do not go to an evening party in black
gloves. II your feelings are too deeply
Iacerated for ryellow kids, stay at home h.
Jones, what in the world put matrimo.
ny into your headl'
We'll, the fact is, Joe, | was getting
short Of shirts
Mrs. Partington says she has noticed
that whether flour was dear or cheap, she
had invariably 10 pay the same money for
half dollars worth.
A lover writing to his sweetheart, says:
'Delectable dear-you are so sweet that
honey would blush in your presence, and
molasses stand appalled,
EPITAPH.-An epitaph on agravestone
in one OF the English burial grounds,
runs thus:
Sacred to the memory of Mrs Betsey Rhett
Who was whole team and horse to let"
An Irish correspondent in Oregon
writes that the precious metals are Sc
scarce out that way, that all the hve.doI
lar gold pieces are made Of copper.
In walking, always turn your toes out
and your thoughts inward. The iorme
will prevent Ou from falling Into cellars
: the latter from falling into nquity.
The woman who was buried with grief,
is now alive and doing well. II was
case of premature interment.
WINE. DRINKING. we not wine
drinking people! During the first yea
of the existence of the Metropolitan Ho
tel, IFS consumption OF wine was nearl.
seventy thousand bottles
e DEATH.-Death IS one oil me lew eXpt
e ditions we don't want TO start upon, an
= the last bell finds US quite as unPrePare
as ever, though we have not particle
y baggage TO attend TO.
LARGE FLEET.-A feet of a hundrt
sail arrived al this port on the Goth, fro
,e foreign and domestic ports, giving o.
: narbor most enliyening and bushes
ID like appearance.
TABLE Rock GoNE.-At Niagara Fal
on Friday morning, the 10th, about
l. o'clock, the remains of Table Rock
with tremendous crash. The rrolecti
~ is now all gone. No one is supposed
s'' have been injured.
ng For the quarter ending Aug, 81.
nd Androsooggln and Kenebee Railrc
es- earned Si6 ,oS3 81, an increase OF .
ht, 764 IA over the same period in 1859
70. The whole bounded debt Of this com
ny is 81, 100000.