The Minnesota pioneer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn. Territory) 1849-1855, 1853-09-01

IosT.-A gentleman VINO lives III The neigh
borhood of Brush street, says that he Is that
an animal Of some Kind is lost, he found the fol-
lowing advertise merit on the side walk Yesterday
morning, near his home and also esped strange
beast being hunted around the corner with yell
ping pack as ber heels
NOrIS.-Rund away, sdolcn, or was kill
my putty woman bod, vat keeps for preceding
and bringing all dogs apozt the House, to vex de
ne5ors, and to keep de iief from my grossery.
She has fodr placl legs too pehind and two pc
fore: She is plack all over her pod, Dat she has
som vite spots pen her mex and ven she walks
al her legs and ieets gose Won alder anode.
She has two eres pom her head hoh alike put
Won is placker dan toder and leetle pit longer:
She has long dali curls pom her pack, plack all
over but de top is yite: ven she pc fri,,end she
Jumps apout like ting in de world. She IS not
very old, and ven she walk FUNDS her he'd Cos
Gars,, and her dali stay pehind, only ven she
froic,; den her dai, com furst
"Voeever ull prng my putty woman Dog shall
pay 1--WE roller reward; and If ne pring pack de
ef dat saoled her, he sha pay twenty ioilers. and
aA questions
j AEGERHoUsENEGR.
Do AS Do.-A we'll known fast man recent
BY entered tho As.or = Exchange or bar-room,
where he seldom tails 10 meet about twenty iriends
in the .similing," house. With his usual hearth
lac called up the company, who. nothing
10th, at oncc faced the COUNTER q You must
All do as do said the liberal friend. g Oh,
certainly--of COURSE was the unanimous reply.
''What is yours going to be'' g shall take
pale brandy was his reply. And they all called
for pale brandy. And they drinking, the was
laid down his shilling on the counter, and imme-
diately retired, whispering on sof, persuasive
tone: 50 Do do, gentlemen" The party
looked at another with comic stare until
one, who finally felt the full force of tine idea
creeping powerfully throu.h his hair, exclaimed
Sold, by ,hunder!"
UNCLE Tox.-Ths London Morning Chronicle
says:
Nor can We hv any means commend the precedeut
which Professor Stowe has set English husbands,
by bringing his wife to he exhibited platforms
an object Of pablo ilatery. Long may it be before
English auihoress is induced to prefer dangerous
and equyocal a qualification to the approba OF her
readers, the love Of friends, and the applause Of her
own heart. Long, very long may 1t he before
Enylishwoman IS persuadedto parade IN foreign lands
the s, sctace of her own merits and her cCuntrys
shame. We aware that the customs and opinions
OF America society these points very differ
eut from our, and tina, Of this kind would
not be novelty IN that country. But j, is a novelty
in ours, aud must say, most emphaticailp. that
wish IL may remain so.'
The late Tom Hood, Of GLORIOUS memory had
something to say upon the subject Of Cheap Li,era-
tune, aud here il Isl
"a few months since I applied to, 10 contrib
ute to ou.oa, not e~acty gratuitously, but very
small aovan;,c upon no,hng-and avowedIy ecause
the work hqd been planned according to that esti
mate Hoveser, / accepted the terms conditionallv
that is to say, provided that the principle could be
carried out. Accordingly, I wrote to my butcher,
baker and other tradesmsn, informing them IL was
uscesssrv for the sake Of cheap literature and the
interest OF tae reading public they should furnish
me with several commodities a very triiing per
xentage abo.e the price. Ii will lie sufficient to
cuote the answer Of the butcher Sir Iespectin your
note Cheap lieraisr DO blowed. Butchers nus,
live AZ we'll other people and If 50 he YOU or the
reading pnhack wants TO have meat At prime cost.
YOU must buy your beastesses, and Kill yourselves.
] remain, Sc,
JOHN STOKES.
A certain Sunday school teacher was in the prac
tce Of taking up collection IN his juvenile class for
missionary objects every Sunday, and his box recey
Sa their way to the drawer Of the confctis ner and
-. man. lie was not a little surprised, however.
-. sunday; to find bark bill crushed in among tho
Ds,,,ers. lie was not long in finding it to bo Of
- bank: and on asking the class who nu, !,
-. N. ,uor was soon pointed out to him by his
-. mates who had seen him deposi, it, and ,hongh,
). YER, he ncvoent gift. "Dldn'tyo know that III
In ~: good for nothing!" said the teacher "Ycs
". ... th; bow Then what did you put il in the
-" x,el, 81 didat s'pose the little heafhen would
s Sos tho difference, and il would be just as good
r !, them. ''---knickci becker.