Butte record., 1853-11-19
REASONS WHY 1.-THE MILLION EAT AT
WINN'S FOUNTAIN HEAD.
BY NED SMJT

BY NED sMUL.
When in the course of human events it be-
comes necessary that some things should be
known as we'll as others, it is but ordinary
justice to the good sense of mankind, to ex
hibit the reasons and high considerations i'm
pelling thereto. In courtesy to ''the million
it behooyes US to set forth the following
points:
l. Because in this world of selfishness there
are few who understand creature comforts and
know how to appreciate human wants, and it
is peculiarly gratifying to Californians to
know that Winn himself is the chief among
them-ever selecting, personally, the best
provisions in the markets of the world, 10 set
before the visitors at the FOUNTAIN HEAD.
Q. Because everybody finds at the FOUN-
TAIN HEAD what the most refined taste de-
mands or health requires, and is served at all
hours promptly and attentively, by a score of
the most attractive young men, who hasten up
orders from the kitchen as if by electro mag
netism. causing all to feel more at home, than
in other establishments of LoFTIER preten-
sons.
3. Because thousands of sick persons, after
spending large sums of money for medical
treatment, have entirely recovered their
healths, since regularly eating at the FOUN-
TAIN HEAD. and they now conclude, from
their own experience, that there is more vir-
tue in the good things of the FOUNTAIN
HEAD than in all the science and drugs of the
faculty.
4. Because philosophers assert tlis import
ant fact, that benevolence and kindness are
diffused and strengthened among mankind, in
about the same ratio that the digestive organs
are properly cared for and satisfied hence the
reason why satisfaction smilingly irradiates
every countenance of s'the million who take
their meals at the FOUNTAIN HEAD.
s. Because all the Ladies are in favor of
WINN, owing to the fact, that quite number
of the crustiest bachelors in California have
been softened in their hearts and been induced
to turn their willing steps towards the State
of Matrimony, after eating for few weeks at
the FOUNTAIN HEAD.
6. Because six husbands, who were awfully
passionate towards their better halves, are
known to have undergone radical change of
disposition, since, they commenced eating at
the FOUNTAIN HEAD: and their delighted
wives positively affirm that they never lived
so happily and lovingly as since they ordered
their meals from the FOUNTAIN HEAD, and
supped at the BRANCH
Z. Because it is well known that many of
the oldest inhabitants, who have been married
from five to fifteen years, without the least
prospect of their being able to transmit their
be seen rejoicing amidst loving family with
joy unspeakabe Seek you the cause of this
and it is ascribed alone to their change oflving
and partaking of the invigorating dishes of the
HEAD
g. Because all the old Californians who have
eaten regularly at WINN'S FOUNTAIN
HEAD, become satisfied to live in California,
wishing not to return and remain in the older
States, but agree with the FOUNTAIN HEAD I
policy, that of populating and setting up the
beautiful valleys, and extending the area of
health and happiness to the millions in the
State.
9. Because numbers who have heretofore
thoue hit they could not eat their meals without
some Alcoholic mixture beside them, have been
led to discover the folly of putting such poi
sons into the stomach, and wisely continue
their visits at the FOUNTAIN HEAD, where
no such temptations ever present themselves,
men are lured into vice and conse- /
quent crime.
TO- Because All the world and the rest Of
after once eating the California
Buckwheat cakes, swimming in Winn's patent
golden syrup, and the warm bread and rolls I
and buiscuit made of California extra super
fine flower, manufactured expressly for the
use of the visiters at the FOUNTAIN HEAD, I
in quality the famed Gallego
and Haxall brands, they seek no further; be- !
come younger as the years roll on, and grow
Is sleek ami good natured as the veritable
Aldermen of the land.
These TEN REASONS, and ninety others
equally good and substantial that might be
given, to satisfy the longing appetites OF ''the /
nillion,' far better than garnished sepulchres j
piled up like Babel to the very heavens. /
Meath which drugg'd liquors fill the bar,
To make men reel, all madden'd there
For the faithful performance of the princi-
oles set forth in the above declaration, there
s pledged the fattest, tenderest Beef, Veal
md Mutton; the freshest vegetables and fruits
If California, and the sweetest Bread and
Pastry made anywhere between the Arctic
ocean and the jumping off place; all which the
public may enjoy. So mote it be. NED SMUL
San Francisco, Nov. 10, 1858.
NATIONAL HOTEL AT BIDWELL'S TOW n.