The Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1852-1853, 1853-12-28
SCRAPS,

there's e IheTe's hope.
Rg-The Cllnlon Courqnt says the word
Ssaia. IN Rufus ChOaies hand writing re-
,semblss a sma. gridi-on struck By tighten
ingl ., !
k1-A spirit rApper in Iowa says that DR. .
R,anklin has openrd nireus in thu other
void.
kFAmerry frlow, Who narrowly esca-
ped smpulaiiug toe while ehoppins wood
Yesterday, perpetrale5 the following diabol
ical pun on Ihe SPOT
: s4fl. was almost an 0xe-ident"
lie thought " have luSt his tnr
a'EE-"TbeodOrv Hook onee d.nrd With Mr
Hs,ehri - ..,....f.,
4, .'Ah! mv dear fellow" ss:lh kost de-
SripitaIiRgly, Il am sorry to say that yuu
viii not gai to-day such dinner IS our
friend T0a Moore gaYe u.s.
- ''Vsu4iniy not" replied HOOK. "from
Q Hstchst oIv can expect nothing but
1ekep"
3. Ez-''Tom, why did you not marry Miss &
!. --A-??'' ''oh. She had sort ofhesirancy
ia lsE speech. and SO left ber." a hes
iiahey In, her speech. i never heard lhsI be-
fore. Are you not mistaken? "No--not
at all; Tor when ] asked her il she, would
have me, she kinder besitatrd So long that
] cut out for another girl" a.s +. .
= ET Mrs partlngton, speaking ofthe pro
visions Of the Constitution, said, Eur my
part Lshouid be- glad TO STE 'cm. Heaven
and alhof us knows provision is scarce t.
nough and deer enough. and il they can
'turn the constitution 10 so good u use, / IA
ghad of it. Anything that will have ten
idency se cheaper the necessities of iief"--
IKE came running in At the moment, and
asked her if be shouldn't give her : Gig
i8hicket g&@ EaEagf
TT ron TAr.-''Mr Timothy" said
learned lady, who had been she wing off her
vii Of the expense OF \ dangIer, 'you re-
laind nae OF u barometer that is filed with
nothing IN the upper story "Disine Al
'inir," meekly replied her sdorer, "in
9hankins you tor that compliment, let me
remind You thai you occupy my upper sto-
IF entirely" s.t.. 800 '.......
E9-' What have you done, to further
human progress" asked sentenuous
philosopher the other day of farmer J4nkins
d jenkins reply was clear and decisive;
'Lhe philosopher departed, and for the
arst time in his wasted lfe-tlgu9h.
DEFrcIENcY OF EvIpENcE.--A son Of
lGaloh VINO was very angry when any joke
was passed oncs dfepded himself fsom
rrailery, by saying, Il defy any person
whom | ever attended, to accuse me OF ig-
.norance or neglect"
THAT you may safely do" replied some
wag. "for you know, doctor. dead men tell
ma tales" p ~
Eg-"Why, dear me, Mr.. Longswallow,"
said good old lady, chow can you drink
a whole quart of that hard eidel at
draughsi' But soon as he could breathe
again. he replied; Il beg pardon, mad
am. But upon, my honor. It was SO hard,
j really couldn't bite ii off,
GB'"What are you doing there. Jane?"
"Why. pa, I'm going to dye my dolls
pinsfore red" But what have you todye
Is withg' s'Beer pa" "Beer? who on
earth told you hat beer would dye it?''-
feWhy, ma said yesterday that it WAS beer
that made your nose SO red, and | thought
thS,.---' ''Hcre, Susan take this Guild to
aRed." @r
fdche presented himself as witness before
ahe Grand Jury OF a county of Illinois. The
forcman WAS agenlleman q of strong preju
dices, and evinced a peculiar antipathy to
sucit appendages,T ,Tas he directed the witness
Id pass on, retRarking ''that he would not
believe a man under oath who carried such
ahings on his face"
CoScRNrRATED.-We like an editor who
s'knows his own raind," For example, the
Roekland Gazette, reviewing new work to
the point thus:--"We have received book
tntited, .Arabella, tale of tenderness. -
Es-'rhe Cleveland Herald addresses this
to old bachelors IF our maker thought
it wrong for Adam to live single when there
was noL . woman on the earth, how crimi
nally guilty are old'bachelors with the world
tull Of pretty girs!"
Eg.An editor somewhere in the West
has become SO hollow FROM depending on
the printing business alone for bread, that
be proposes to sell himself to some gentle
man, 10 be used as a stove pipe. "
#g- Our foreign relations aad domestic
EefAtions, are now on pretty good terms.
Mrs. partington. hopes they won't get t"
sparrelling about the turkey.
eAARf1s - Inculcate good habits in your
childisa and good principles, which are but
names for Iod habits, will follow of them
selves. Training aud not teaching, is the
word for children You are to train them
ES kabils which no future lesson can un-
Aacl.aI a..
A Go?D PUS.--A gentleman named DEn-
lop, being present at a party where one Of
the party had made several puns on the
games VI persons present, remarked that he
bad never had his name punped upon.
There is nothing in the world more ca
" SIR replied the punsier, 'iust hm off
org half tbs name. and it is LEa." II
.EN-rht following, from the gen Of q cell
ebfsiied arthos. should be attenlNe!y read
BIZ every man who appreciates SOunI truth
sid yhplesome instruction:
saRr#athes there q man with soul SO dead
FD6, E&.xrr TO hinssself hath said--I viii
irrSs sounly paper 'ake--both for my own
and famfly's sakeG Ii such there be let
lia repent--andi have the paper to him
seE,t--ard Il bed pass happy winier--he
aklahsaace should pay the printer.
4 Good morning Mr.. Brig.
. "Brirgs sir, ifSou please; my name is
Hriggs." a,,s I,
g t'Llrali you Brig, for ! consider you sin
gn.ars1
49, ~ an, nltt,ai air. 7 added one to nvself