New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1853-12-26
How . Treat . Husband.


sith the marrisge bit in his moufh--heuce the
Sord bridal or Bride II the wife hold the
rtboons judiciously, he Is easily driven about.
sven in the most dangerous parts Of Broadvav'
such - tennis, Stewart's, De Forests, and Tsy
sor,s The whole science consists In your being
ioie 70 manage your animal, 1 mean husband,
% skilifully, that after driving him about New
Iofk constantly Tor eight months, from store to
store. he u yet able and willing TO carry you
'iown to Sasstoga, to spend the summer. An
accomplished wife should be able to assume, like
'he moon, every phase Of fascination; bnr what
sver shape she assumes should be q bright one,
rom the crescent smile encouraging the bashful
husband, TO the full moon gaze Of tenderness,
which Il payment in full for some Qnintus Cur
,ius act Of immolation. sach as diamond neck
lace. or new damask bed-hangings. Never
waste your smiles upon your husband !; let him
earn them; arms (alms) giving ia bad, it dis
courages industry what We gef for nothing. va
iespise When husband is generous, dispense
your smiles upon him; but be careful not to
overstock the market-kisses may become drug,
ike csrn, Goals, cotton, calico rhubarb, patriots
hsd poets. A wife's happiness consists in her
nervous system A nervous system csnnot be
ealthily supported without being fed upon
sopses, satin dresses, rosewood couches, pretty
hysterics opera sofas, hectic coughs, and violent
s,bbings We have known wife who screamed
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fsnguished 60, day by day, that at last. when
dying, she found herself in Fifth Avenue
palace, which had so beneficial an influence upon
gslloping consumption, that she resolved to
give over her dying and live for twenty years
tocome - 'a"s a3's
One word more, dear wives. and I have done.
Aooye all things, avoid that 8. last French fash
i9n," Of coup Gefats--thsy are dangerous in
p1litics; fatal in marriage. You may indulge
IN one before wedlock-by- the-by, there is no
cllub to pick that lock, except chubby boy
but these 6 strokes of State,'' as Lord Palmer
SION says, are not exactly fitted for the United
States Of Marriage. Marriage is the real spirit
Of the Ring, and when We say this, we intend no
reference to the spirits Of Alderman Ring-wc
only mean that the wedding ring is the magic
circle," out of which, like Caspar in :. Ber
Ereichutz," it is difficult to escape. Above all
things, dear wives, let me warn you against let
ting ysur husbands have their own way, even
though only once-that once may be fatal I'll.
gers. when they have once tasted human blood,
crave after it necessarily, and are ten times
fiercer than before. i can assure you, my dear
wives, that tiger is not half so ravenous and
unreasonable beast as husband. / beg the
former noble animals pardon for the degrading
comparison. Welded happiness is founded upon
the ari0m that woman cannot be WRONG She
has never yet been so from the days Of Eve, and
never will beat all exents, it will never do for
woman to acknowledge it; the woman who
makes that suicidal admission will be considered
the Judas Iscariot of her sex. Farewell
my dear wiveS-now ysu may go and tease your
husbands. Nicodemus of Hoboken P. s.
Always select the most expensive articles, and
the most useless-they may be wanted New
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