The Empire County argus. [volume] (Coloma, El Dorado County, Cal.) 1853-1857, 1853-12-24
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Reasons why The MIllion," Eat at Winn's
FOUNTAIN HEAD.
RY NED SMUT

NED SMUT.
When in the course of human becomes
that something's should be known well others, it is
but ordinary justice to the good sense Of men to
exhibit the reasons and high considerations there
to- In our courtesy the million, it behoeves set
forth the following points:
l. Because this world of el6shness there few who
understand creature comforts and Know how to appreciate
human wants. and is peculiarly gratifying to Caiforn
know that WYNN himself is the Chief among them
selecting personally the best provisions in the
ket of the world to set before visitors at the FOUNTAIN
HEAD.
2 Because every body finds at the Fountain Head what
the most refined taste demands he ath requires
and is served at all hours promptly and attentivey by
of the most attentive young who hasten up or
ders from the kitchen as if by causing
all to feel far at home, than in other establishments
Of tottter pretensons.
81 Because thousands of sick persons, after spending
large money for medical treatment have entirely
their heaths since eating regularly at the Foun
tain Head than in all the science and drugs of the med
cal faculty.
Because philosophers this important fact, that
benevolence and kindness difused and strengthened
among mankind in about the same ratio that the digestive
organs properly cared for and satisfied hence the
why satisfaction smngy irradate every counenance
of the million who take their meals at the Fountain Head.
s. Because all the ladies in favor of VIM, owing
the that quite number of the crustest bachelors
in California have been soened in their hearts ard been
induced to turn their willing steps towards the
matmony after eating few weeks at the Fountain Head
g. Because six husbands who were awfully passionate
towards their beerhaves known to have undergone
radical change of disposition since they commenced eat
ing at the Fountain Head and their delighted wives pos
itively affirm that they lived happily and ovngly
and supped at the Branch.
T. Because it is well known that many of the oldest in
habtants who have been married from five to fifteen years
without the least prospect of their being able to transmit
their down through their posery may be
rejoicing amid loving family with joy unspcakablc Seek
you the this and it is ascrbed alone to their change
of living and patakng of the invgoating dishes of the
Fountain Head.
8. Because all the old Calfornians, who have eaten
regularly at Winns Fountain Head become satisfied to
live in California wishing not to return and remain in the
older staes but agree with the Fountain Head policy that
of popuating and settling the beautiful vallies and
tending the of health and happiness the millions in
this state.
g. Because numbers who have heretofore thought they
could not eat their meals without achoholc mixture
beside them have been led discover the folly of putting
such poison into the stomach and wisely continue their Wis
its to the Fountain Head where such temptations
present themselves whereby ured into vice and
consequent crime
10. Because all the world and the rest of mankind
after eating ofthe California Buckwheat Cakes, swim
ming in WINS patent golden SYRUP and the warm bread
and rolls and biscuit made of California extra superfne
-four manufactured expressly for the of the visitors of
the Fountain Head surprising quality the far famed Gal
lego and Haxal brands they seek further because
they become younger the years roll on, and grow
sleek and good natured the Alderman of the land
These ten reasons, and ninety others equally good and
substantial that might be given satisfy the longing appe-
titles of the million far better than painted sepulchres piled
up like Babel to the very heavens.
Meath which drug'd liquors fill the bar,
To make men reel, all maddened there"
For the faithful performance of the principles set forth
in the above declaration, there is pledged the fates ten
derest Beef VEAL and Mutton the freshest vegetables and
fruits of California and the sweetest bread and pastry
made anywhere between the Arctic Ocean and the jump
ing off place all of which the public may enjoy So
mote it be.
San Francisco, Nov. Is, 1858 3m