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m the back part Of the head, is acknowl-
edg'd TO be the most baFctac,d OF modern
inventions.
nca. That wasn't lad idea Of S7m Sticks
when suffering from intense heat, he sad he
Irlt desire to take off his flesh and 81; in
his bones awhile 10 cool bmscIf
H1- A wag remarked that the difference
, between seventeen and seventy was this -
Seventeen is careless and happy, and
seventy is hairless and caPPy.
Gy- One of our country exchanges says;
An old sheep gave birth yesterday to a
lamb belonging to a widow lady in the vii
hge with six legs!
NJ Little can he done without deter
mination, and certainly no great acquire
ment can be made without patience aud
steady application.
BG- There are three things a woman
cannot do-to pass a bonnet shop without
looking into see baby without kissing it
and to admire piece of lace without in
quiring how much it is per yard.
C. In the Dublin Exhibition there arc,
it appears, only two articles from the Uni.
ted States, Colts RevolveFs and Hayden's
Sewing Machine. The latter excites much
attention, and no little aslonishment.
no. A good conscience is more TO be
desired than all the riches of the East
How sweet are the slumbers OF him who
can lie down on his pillow and review The
transactions of every day, without condemn
ing himselfl A good conscience is the
finest opiaie.
70 A man in Boston cured his wife of
an attack of " bloomerism." He watched
the fixing up" and said nothing His
wife went out in full rig, whereupon he as
sumed her cast of skirts, and when she came
back he was knitting, or trying to knit a
stocking She took the hint, and the Turk
ish arrangement was put aside Immediately
M An English paper states that sever
al cases Of bad health had been traced to
papering rooms with green paper. The
color is formed in part with arsenic. In
some parts Of Germany this kind of paper
has been forbidden by the authorities.
R@- A young chap one night came from
church fretting and crying at a great rate
about something, no one knew what. The
father asked what was the matter. The
preacher says we must be born again, and !
don't like 10, COS Pm afraid next time l'll be
agal."
A DOUBLE HEADEDCHcKES.-The edi-
tor Of the Portsmouth Chronicle has been
shown a chicken with two beaks, four eyes,
and two complete heads, on one body. The
heads were united by the back parts only.
p6r At a camp meeting held IN CeOnec-
ticut, preacher delivered himself of the
following:
al would that the gospel were a wedge
and a beetle; I'D whack it into every sim
ners hrart among youP'
20 A letter writer from Rome says he
saw the brawny Italians stulfing the palace
Of the Cesars with hay 10 feed The horses of
ihe French, and swarihy women hoeing DO
tatoes and esbbages upon the top of it and
the. ruins Of the Forum used for COW mar
ket.
A New RELICroN.-Itiss is said that many
converts 10 new faith have been made in
Persia by an apostate Mahomedan, Shirk
Babee, who denies the authority of the Ko-
ran, and will not recognize any superior
but God. Moses, David and himself. Ba-
bee has promised his followers that he will
bring back 10 life all who are killed in de-
tending the faith.
U By recent law Of New Jersey,
habitual drunkards are allowed no more lib
erty to manage theiT property than idiots OF
lunatics. And whoever furnishes liauor to
any drunkard after receiving notice from
his guardian, is subject to 4 fine Of ten dol
lars
70 Three things TO love-courage, gen
tleness, afectionateness.
Three things to oadmre-intellectua pow
er, dignity, grscefulness
Three things to hate-cruelty, arrogance
ingrathude.
Three things 10 reverence-relgion, nus
ice, self-denial.
Three things to delight in beauty,
Eankness, cheerful spiii.
Three things to pray for-failh, peace.
purity of heart.
Three things TO like-cordialiiy, good
kumor, mirthfulness.
Three things to suspect-hattery, puri-
tanism, sudden affection.
Three things to avoid-idlencss, loqnci-
ty, lippant josting.
Three things to cultivaIe-good looks
good friends, good humor
Three things to contend for-honor, coun.
try, friends.
Three things to goven-temPer, impulse
the tongue.
esa- Duriag discussion between Drs
Draper a@d Watson, Boston, DR.. w. stated
that IN the course of -four years and hall
he had taken fIom the ciiiz,ns Of Boston
and vIcIiIty, ONE hundrcd bnrcls nf lIooI