, 1853-01-08

sunshine and showers. The heart, like
the earth, would cease TO yield good fruit,
were it not watered with the tears of sensi-
bility and the fruit would be worthlesi, but
for the sunshine Of smiles.
C. A young convert got up in a church,
not thousand miles from here, and was
making his confession somewhat after this
sort: al have been very wicked, indeed |
have have cheated many persons, very
many but will restore four fold )" when
he was snappishlv interrupted by an old
lady, thus: Well, l should think before
you confess much you had better marry
Nancy Spriggins, as you agreed TO-"
lH- How light and ethereal love makes
people Till The knot is tied, they feel so
spiritual that porch Of cob webs, support
ed by pillars Of smoke, are quite as subsIan-
tial an edifce as they will ever stand in
need of. What a change few months
works--the cob-wSbs are superseded by
pork and beans, and the pillars ol smoke BY
holsters made Of cat tails
FEMALE EYE.-A modern writer gives
the following enumeration of the impression
Of female eye: The glare, The stare,
the sneer, the invitation, the defiance, the
denial, the consent, the glance OF love, the
fash Of rage, the sparkling Of hops, the Ian
guishmenl Of sonncss, the squint of suspi-
eion, the f:e Of Jealousy, and lustrc Of
pleasure.
u The President has appointed Thos.
NJ. Foote, of Buffalo, N. Y, Charge d'Af-
fairs 10 Austria, in the place of Charles J .
McCurdy, recalled at his own request, and
john Wilson, Of Washington, d. C., Com
missioner of the General Land Office of the
United States, in place ol Justin BWtcr6eld
resigned
10 Every operation in nature, or the
world Of matter, has its counterpart in the
spirit or world Of mind. Hence the stu
dent must become thoroughly versed in the
objective, before he enters the subjective
rcgiOn; otherwise he may fall under the nc
cusation Of being unable 10 read.
&C. If Satan ever laughs, it must be at
hypocrites; they are the greatest dupes he
has they serve him better than any others,
and Receive no wages; nay, what is still
more extraordinary, they submit TO greater
notifications to 60 to hell, than the SINGER
est Christian to 60 to Heaven.
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10 Ideness is the mother of mischief
the moment horse is done eating his cats,
be turns to and knaws down his manger.-
Substitute labor for oats, aud virtue for
hangers, and what is true Of horses is
equally true of men.
A law in Massachusetts, makes absentee
ism from school a crime, and iruant child
can he taken from the care of its natural
protectors when its parents fail in their
duty. The city authorities of Boston are
taking the most vigorous and effective
measuresAo enforce the statute.
tD- One the best universal panaceas is
a half eagle. For diseases which attack
the poor, there is nothing that can begin
with it. People who prescribe for the wid-
Ow and the fatherless will please enter il
IN their note book.
b@- Grief takes its rise in the heart, but
il terminates at the Qllactories. Attend a
funeral and you will find eight tenths OF
the company blowing their noses the whole
blessed time.
Many ladies have two faces one face 10
sleep 10, and another to show in company
The first is generally reserved for the hus-
band and family at home the other 10 put
on to please strangers.
e. The man who will execute his res.
olutions when they arc fresh upon him, can
have no hope from them afterwards they
will be disipated, lost, and sliAed, in the
hurry-scurry Of the world, or Swamped in
the slough Of Incidence.
RS- The Colonial Emigration Commits
sioners arc taking 30 young women from
every workhouse in Ireland for a free pas
J cage to Australia.