Muscatine journal. [volume] (Bloomington, Iowa) 1849-185?, 1853-06-10
Local.

KEEP CooL.--We know of no better advice to give
readers, about these days. than this. Keep cool.
Lawyers, if Litigation" overows your offices, don't
get excited but attend carefully to the wants of your
clients,n and if they pay up keep COOL Clcrgymen,
put on your light brown toga" throw open the win
dows OF your study unhnge the doors, do your duty
and keep cool. Doctors, examine critically the '.dia
gnosis' of your PATIENTS have eye out to the ana
tomical construction of the internal verterbrc mcd
cate the conglomerated symptomatology Of the Gran
ioskoprasoky, and endeayor to remove the ossapari
Observation-Disclosures and above all-keep
COOL Merchants, look web to your own interest, and
wait upon your lady customers with decorum courte
sy politeness civty and if they SMILE say pretty
things-keep cool. Mechanics, don't let the warm
weather fret you keep steady work in the shade when
you can; buy your wife new dress, give your sweet
heart goldleafed album--and when you write a
sonnet to her "eyebrow'-keep cool Ladies', put on
your sweetest smiles; take stroll at twilight with
"dear Henry talk about the stars and little cottages
with trees in 'front.' gardens attached about "womans
rights" give your friend W*** cali, attend church
ON Sunday, gather nice little boquets for your lady
friend 'across the ray eat cecream when the bOys'
will buy it, and we implore you above everything
else-keep cool. The rest of mankind, run over to
down and keep COOL
Poor FELLow-The youth from the country who
would rather be tight than be President" went to the
circus the Floating Palace, Wednesday night, and
obtained three glasses of brandy from the bar which
disgnces that craft Being completely ''corned" and
exhibiting beastiy propensities by wallowing in the
mud, &C., he was turned into a bona tide stable for
shelter from the rain during the night. was said
that he acted very hoss-tile in the morning Such
youngsters should be kept at home until they learn
some sense, at least until demons in human shape
are prohibited from selling them liquor.
OXYGEN LARD LANP.-J. B. Dougherty & Co. have
presented us with one of those lamps, which suits us
to ct" It gives as much Light as three common
candles, and is as cheap burning such candle
at eight cents per pound. It is is designed expressly
for lard though oil may be used in all other lamps
Messrs. Dougherty 4 Co. have few more Left Of the
same sort
.aa- Quite spirited temperance meeting was held
lat the Methodist hurch, Tuesday evening, (the|
minutes of which are published In another column
determination exhibited to enforce the present
prohibitory law to its utmost extremity which, If car
ried out viii not fail to create squirming among some
Of the shop.kecpcis in this place.
REULING's SALOON Adam Rculing has fitted up
his SAL oons in the real recherche style. The ladies' sa
loon is brilliantly lighted with gas richly csrpeted,
and has all the other ct ceteus of comfort In short
it is the finest saloon ever fitted up in Muscatine.
81 John w. Lucas, Of this city, has been appoint
ed to cerkship in the Surveyor Generals Office at
Dubuque. Mr.. Lucas is "a gentleman and scholar"
and his appointment as il should gives general salts
faction.
~ The Masonic Fraternity turned out last evening
in regaila and marched from Odd Fellows Hall TO the
Methodist Church. where able address was delivered
by Dr. Sanford. of Keokuk Elected officers were also
enstaed.
The New Standardization is directed to the ad.
vertisement Of Messrs. Byrant & Chamber.fn.
sopA.-Messrs. Dougherty & Co.'S soda fount is in
lull blast,
Ice CREAM, scmplc makes the first quality Of ice |
cream Tryit