New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1853-04-11
Something for Everybody.

"Rumor making" says one of our exchanges.
is regular business at Washington" Yes and very
about others should have the truth told
there would be the devil to pay" Well, there would
Mr.. Chas. Kennedy, of Pittsburgh, was run
over by the the Central Railroad on the 9th ut
cutting diagonay, from his shoulder his lons and
completely separating one portion from the other The
was thrown out and the lower part of the body
cut literally into mince meat.n
'sBrudder Bones, can you tell me de differ
ence between dieing and dietingn "Why, OBJ coorse
cam Lemuel When you diet You lib on noffn and when
you die you hab nofn to lib on Well dats different
from what tort it tort it race atweene the
doctorin stuff and starvation, to which would kill
fust.u
The following unique advertisement appears
in late number OF the Lebanon (Ky) Post II am in
jail and very unjustly think and am lonely and de-
solate and have nothing to while away the hours 30
Lett ash, share Of patronage in my line viz tailoring
Lebanon Jail, Feb. 3d. 1858. A. STERLING
Somewhere in the West, a sable knight of the
ather and brush performing the operation of shaving
Hoozer, with VERY duh Stop' said the Hoo.
zsr, that won't do What's the matter, boss .
That razor pulls" well, no matter for dat, sab If
de handle OBJ de razor don't break the boards bound to
come off,
A few days ago some rogue entered the depot
Of the Old Colony Railroad Company at Plymouth, Mass
charged the lock OF the safe in the ticket Office with very
heavy charge of powder and then fred it, The explosion
which followed was terrific The whole of the ticket office
was torn TO pieces the safe blown
of which were forced through the roof overhead The
rogue after the explosion stole SIG large quantity
of tickets from the safe.
1t is said buildings are going up like magic in
the vicinity OF the Crystal Palace NewYork and
rents demanded for shells room in one of the
wooden buildings opposite the Palace 2 feet front by co
or 10 feet deep was rented at ye hundred dollars per
The Palace itself is getting along very slowly and
it is said that the projectors more about selling the
lots than they do for the exhibition.
The manufacture of umbrellas, parasols, etc.,
is carried extensively in Network
ment IN the Journal OF Commerce 1t is chiefly confined
to seven different firms who by the aid Of machinery man
ufacture annually about S1500O0O worth One of the
largest firms employs 325 persons including $50 girls
umbrellas and parasols turned out daily and s7 600
worth Of silks and gnghams sometimes consumed in
the course of three months.
At Cincinnati on the Goth ult, during rain
storm before the dawn OF day. the pavements throughout
the entire city were strewn with yellow substance re-
sembng subimate of sulphur Several scientific gentle
men examined it, and pronounced to be the pollen flow
ers which they suppose must have been gathered up
large quantities in the far South and borne northward bv
the wind Many earth worms were also found on the
pavements supposed to hare also fallen with the rain
The New York Express states that it has as |
from those who good opportunitv To know
that Jenny Lind does intend appearing again in opera
that she is great admrer Of America and NAV possibly
VISIT II again but has not determined when and finally
of newspaper rumor-an unpleasant word having never
been EXCHANGED between them since their marriage
IN letter to a friend.
We learn from the Lynchburg yirginian that
IN the 3lst ut Just as the interesting sopgstress Mime
osae Durand had finished of her pieces and was in
,ne of the foot lights aud in moment she was almost
'nveloped in fame The Virginan says With self
possession truly admirable and heroic, Madame D. imme-
lately prang from the platform the floor and attemp
ed to throw around her of the In this effort
he received timely assistance from gentlemen near by
md was thus rescued without the least injury
Miss Sally, you seem to be ignorant in geo.
,raphy will examine you in grammar Take the sem
ence, marriage is civil contract" Parse marriage,
Marriage Is a noun because it is a name and though
hakspeare asks what's In name and says that a rose
" any other would smell as sweet yet marriage being q
loun and therefore shows that the rule establish
d by the Bard Of Avon has at least one exception For
marriage certainly Of very great Importance and being
noun and therefore name ergo, there something in
name "dood Well what is the case Of marriage ~
Don't know sr.n Decline 1t, and see y e DON'T feel
liberty to decline marriage after having made Mr. Jones
he promise have. I'd rather conjugate.m