Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1853-09-29
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when am dat great race to cum of, dat
dar is 50 much talk about 2
4 what great race habentheard oh any
greatTace. :
i .Ds human race, de great human race, dat
is to come eff fore lsSlg
Yah, yah, yah, you Do biggest fool I
eber saw. De- human race, dat amt . boss
racs--it be de peoplc in do world, de inhab-
itasts
tWho told yen 20 y
j II alters kaewsd il, and 80 did everybody
else but You, and you am de dumbes Niger
. / eper saw wish dat eberypedy had lar.
II MIN SO dat dey wealdE't bother spectacle
Il niggers With such foolish question:
!. M Not long since, an Irishmau stepped
into market ID Providence, and inquired
the price efipraties'
I'LL f0h, be gorrst that isfe much-I can't
give it; but how much will you be afther ia
I king fer peck p
Tive shillipEs, sir
4. 'Chaps saough-Ill taketa peck!
Tho potatoes were measured out to Pat,
the money. paid ever, and be departed, evil
dsntly pleased with giving thirty three cents
10 peek, rather than ninety cents per bushel.
i EsPA creditor, whem~he was anxious to
Y sveid, met Sheridan coming cut Of Pail Mall.
II There was ne possibility ofavsiding him, but
he did net lsse his presense Of mind
That's beautiful mare you're on, said
Sheridan.
De Jon think sop
'Yes, indeed, Hsu does sho trsl p cen.
\ tinued SheridGH.
The creditor, highly 6attered, put her in
toa full trot Sheridan beltsl round the
corner, and was cut Of sight in nement
E'Pappy, can't 60 to the zeslorgercaI
rooms to see the canomils fight the ryeno
Stree hoss2
'Sartain, my son, but dent get your troN,
sers torn. Strange, my dear, what q taste
sss hay se s1 shs n, yes.ry had ps
Of tom cats hanging BY their tails TO the
w clothes line
NO Bless bis little hsart-come to his
mother'
agrThe following eonEsrsation actually
'Hew are you, Bill7i
Where vas you gsing the ether day when
i saw you gsing to mill
|4Goine to mill, to be sure, wasn't / p
Il wish had seen you before yen got out
Of sight wsuld have let you had grisi
10 carryfsr me
~; I1-'Sir, said little, blusteriIg man t,
Us Religious pPpsnent, TO what sect do yot
~ belsnlt
MI d1nA exactly know, replied III,
elass< e Juah from yeur make, size, AND
sheed say ysu belonged 10
da1siss bi Geld Mr. Brummcll
~; Wy ~ "a pee e the prince Q
Weston. my valet ,n. ~
a&s amp, . r..issn. of.xsI tia. infd.
;nr that he could hot slscp '- va.
msd M the cause ;-aAvaillnA
teep days-aeg hewlingi UNDER la.n
.c.t fyht in the ailey--a colersO =
a, the shanty ever the vay--a toet
and a pig trying at the back ds'.,
lrs-A merchant examining hog
hardware, oncOmparing il with the
found il all right except hammer I
the invoice "oh don't be troubled
said, the Irish porter, gsure the nal
it out 10 spen the hegshead with I.
ga-ouite . comfortable period Of
lifs. is when he has pretty little
beautiful child, more ready cash thai
v knows what to de with, good col
lq ana not even in debt With the print
7 Hx-Ths avarisious man is like tn
..bdy -rrepna sef ths desert, which
mi HE rain and devs with grsedi
III Yields ne fruitful herbs OF plants
benefit Of others
nH-Ra1 Marble, speaking Of = y
tleman with meastachcs, said, dc
# EUR that wears hair en- his upper liz
the spiders frsm crawling into b
4 squash
/. .n-A celebrated wit was asks,
did not marry yeuhg lady to WAs
much attached
sIkuoW net be replied, except
Il r,e.rd We hare fer each other
~why il man eating Soup '
like ansther kissing his sNset-hsal
De yen give il upi
Because il takes 50 long TO get
a1-sAirs sehsslna..sr, DO yeu
skhra =. q 81 ~ N{-z.
sAlecbrai No, but knew hist
ensl Bray, and girls tsws guess.
mrTke best cpEs Ter dyspepsii
lect bills for newspaper. IF that
vet an appetite on night e vel
ttonisch Tor ttips. and have dane
n-A MAJ IF family remarks
day in ear hearing, that On his We
lie had an idea that life Wenld
shine; but Il proved ell nnosnsAin'
Il dess-Hitk some
ePunch says heencs saw fl
dsna his bsy, and thought i the
ing picture Of sun.dexn be syer b
ErSSme iHqni1iiive chap wan
Why haskful girls slHsys ttrl III
sy,'kis.