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nonRrDLE.-rhe head of the Rev. Mr. Penny
was instantly torn from his body in the Worcester
Railroad murder! The awfulIy mangled state of
the dead ~as such that they had to be wrapped up
from public view.
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The Nonpare1l Nerve and Bone
JINT M r. NJ r.
ARE YOU SUFFERING

ERoM rheumatism. Sore Throat, Group, Difficult
Il Breathing. Tooth.AChG, Tic DO orCuy, Pain i'll the
Hrc0st Side, Stain Spasm, Head ache. Imllamm0
ton, stun JOINTS Cats, Bruises. Poison Sores Fever Sores
Pain amps III the Stomach hoera MOI bus, Cholera
lnlamtun ChOic Lame Back Chibains. bites OF Poi son
Insects Rabid Dog guc Cake, Ague in tho Breast
Face burns. bruises, chatting, Charpcd ads; cornS,
COnlraCiOns the Muscles cords, cuts OF any Kind
Muscular weakness. Paralysis Piles Ear Ache, Ulcers
Salt Hhcum Scurvy, Sore lpples, Sore Lips NenecN
Sores Scarlet Fev,r, any similar disease you may rest
ASSUMED that in This article tic; you have
y SOVEREIGN REMEDY,
which only pain almost simultaneously, but
pcnctratCs the seat of AMI entirely
ERADlCATES THE DISEASE.
Some will laugh idea any composition curing
number diseases: but 20 bU; reflect that these
diseases though mime Gus in name all arise ON sim
causes, The opposition will less eXtravagant; but
1t ten times FAcTs vi ch stare us IN me
would force the candid 10 ackno ledge s merits; for
all who have used it themselves, witnessed its magic
effects others, unite declaring itjGst what its name
TO THOSE WHO THINK.
Have you noticed tn? strik ns mlarty between
cn nam,s? And has il never occurred 10 you thai
edy might be repa cd which should be equally applicable
"IMENT, w'ch does not insult your un'c' standing
by cllminE to have hcc found in some 6ur7IiHS mount
Of Mrreo mighty Of me sarN but is Simply the
OYsarRN0 SGENcr being mild aud simple in its action
and yet revealing i'll its effects power almost
and yet being innoyiOns to the weakest imart II IS also
by far tie cheapest lLmicmt in the marhct beinS put ~ in
the largest besides Eiug hnn GOTr times az
strong; thc core offer it t" you with pride and CON
decG as exactly suited I" TIC wants oil Iicn OF
he unprecedented size in which the Nonrareil Linmcnt
is put up; and che expense of the ateiiI used in IT,
makes it mpo. stlc for US 'oray to the printing OF the
!und eds Certificates gh publish, MOI do we deem
it necessary the article wherever it is used wi certify
FOR itself.
We would however refer those afflicted ones who have
been gule by ged certificates and big assertions
10 the following names, being hut lew of the many per.
whose character for Candur ami vcracty needs no
pacgyrc from and who ha wing fully tested its virtues
in the different diseases for which it is recommended, arc
prepared to speak Ol its merits as ii deserves.
Sold in IFhrtling by iiakcr, kels a Caldwell,
II Logan a 90. McKee, PatIe a Co and by The
principal Druggists of Virginia. ard Pennsylvania.
August II, 80
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From the Birth Place of Christie
pher Columbus!

NRItMPHANI SUCCESS OF HNWPIUN'S
VEGETABLE TINCTUhE.
4 Letter from an Officer IN our Gallant Nary.
W. l. have many ieteIs We one below, and
w again say afflicted, why viii you delay trying
the great RestOratve3
U. 5. SmIr CUMBERLAND, GENOA, SARDINIA, I
January 18th, 1853.
Messrs. Mortimer IL NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.: The First
Lieutenant Ship O has been suffering many years
nom the dyspepsia and who has been nearly restored to
his health by the OF 'iamptons EeSetaoe limc
turc desires y, TO him dozen bottles orthat
Medicine.
Another Lieutenant of the U. S. Navy, board
this ship also wishes you TO send him dozen of
champions Vegetable TIncturc," by the Stnrc ship
which leaves the United States in February March, o
Spczza.
dcI and take in informing you, that 1t has been
used with gead by several OF our officers in cases
OF Uvspcps!a. am csrcCtiuly yours,
VERNON ESKRlDGE, Chaplain u. s. Navy.
We have Two other letters from Rev. Mr.. EskridSc,
equally strong above
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The OId Corner Remodelea.

The Old Corner Remodete"'
Fash enable NJ reliant Tailoring Esi u aL''"'
cnd Who'll Sale and Rciaii ct5ta'Hs H.Hs,,
No. 35, Corner MoHn"E hNn N'ATk" S'"'4''
WHEELING. Va. --- "A
T7HOMAS HUGHES having Campe'et as it, s-i3rs,
his facilities or manu'aCtu in benz go ri1 a..
offe stronger Inducements thun ever, 70 ~ ,rs lE
sire any article OF wearing appa cl' 90. W rr fall 20
>nrpasscd in any city, and al prices ,s rI 0nk.r-
please. His arrangements ior y,i ,,or
TO order warrant HMM sayirglo '.o's W." ~ , ft!
him with call, that they car! IRIS; assl.'' We
out in he most approved styles. .r-- mr. any ar.
TO those in want Of Ready inside '.oiH ts.,sI ,or.
Gle in the furnishing line he can NV. az lie Ref
customer III any Other house in WNselE, 81
constantly man featuring, Cwiih m eE 9 10 , .,-
already numerous cusiOmcrSJ the Hnesl s. ,fIislz.
able Rcady-mdde clothing; made III MS CIV bs., l.
and under the Immediate suVeIinieAne't1 Va ''
tiers in the city. Ellie horse 4 sti
of Ready maze clothiI- which VIII ,C SUI 5,T The a..
they can be houg in the Eastern ma, 20 thl, ~
ton of being made and cut rar superb, ." a sl :!
uiactured East All he asks is Call HUN 49,
sire TO took or purchase. r,uo,rlS HUGHES.
vi
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Mo1 FsI, r S"s 9? ss 5 sn 5pi's9
who wish 10 vaif themselves Of z, a. the y
foIed viii be ru"ctua in ATTENDING s
he etonTe 10 e1ceT;i
on, quarter, and no deduction n'ode ''' ''s'',
cases OF protTacted sickness ,.l rv arrlyiTE 10"
Nny further Information can nc """' =!
thor OF the undersigned no c. HERvET, PriDriI's
ami, ,,o,,, las c. ORR. -
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SWlAARaBsRS anna aBTSGheT.
Notice to Contractors.
IL L NJ p L EI.n L ALL 20 4


HEMPFIELD RAIL ROAD.
PROPOSALS. will he received Wheeling, from the
/ 10th the ed day of August, for the grading OF
twenty additional ions, aud all the heavy masonry
the line oft c IempfCd Kali Road
The work Ofe ed Includes section No. I, entering
the CITY of Wheeling with a small tunnel under the
grave yard and high bridge across Wheeling eek.
II includes an important bTiGge across the MOnOn.
callrla River, another the YouhiOghcney.
Am ng tho sections ncrcd, nc between the Youg
nshecy MonOngalcla Ri al in the valley OF
the little SewiCkcy creek, several on MiHgO Cieel and
three tile Wheeling CIeek.
Of the sections east OF the Mon0nSahc!1 HVcrls
All Important b of tICsscl work.
The work red is situated in healthy district of
country and will prose-, to able contractors
Plans and specifications will be ou: At the Engineers
Office in Wheeling, the 10Th day OF August.
p ST he cont for section No. 81 on which here
is an important tuncI, having failed TO Mlhl the e Of
the agrecmcn that work will be rcet at the same time to
parties capable ofgvng adequate evidence OF their ability
10 carry il through order OF tic Board,
r. Il. CONRAD, President.
CHARLES ELLET, Jr Chief Eng'r. jyl3
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Few thingsa are necessary for the wants of this
life, but it takes an Infinite number 10 satisfy the
demands ofpublic opinion.
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ADVERTISEMENTS.
For baltimore, Washington, EIhiIadcIphT.
and New ork
Great through Line for the East.

S5.tftsa .Tsizst.: s74555.s5es E .s5sS1 4se@Ll,
Great through Line for the East
TTNlE Baltimore and Ohio Rail Wheeling to
i Baltimore, and connecting with the Washington
Branch Rail Road at the Junction Catcy Relay
rha, Wilmingtonamd Bamo Rail Road to Philadelphia
The great tunnels upon the line completed and
the whole road is in fine condition, cscnns OF the
most picturesque and romantic routes III the world.
The and splendid steamers Oft Union Line from
Louisville and Cincinnati connect with this at Wheel.
ing through tickets from these places Baltimore
WIshnsOn, Phad clph1, &c, may he had OF the agents,
The express nlitiain Wheeling daily at O'Clock
A. M Wheeling tlIel ana arrives at Cumberland C.Ol
mies) at TP. NJ and allowing two hours there, in
Baltimore CaSO miles, at A. NJ, the next morning. INA
king the passage through in about 20 hours, Including all
5-0esosc checked through any of the POINTS
Passengers and baggage transferred cars FOR
Washington the Junction and tor Philadelphia at Bat
tmorc wii charge. Travellers allowed
pie lime aud opportunity all points oobtam t4cir meals
Through tickets from Wheeling TO Baltimore. (wIth
Washington, $500 to Philadelphia, So-to be had on
board Tie steamers OF the Union Line ." the Ohio III d OF
vo Ran load agents T W% PsFKR Ge% s%
VWuAaRaBsRS :slRd ABT0JhcH.
GENERAL GROCERS AND
IMISS ION M E r c z A N T S /,
CORNER Gary AND Pearl. STREETS,
Richmond, Va.
B-oRcr their SC sale of all kinds of Pro-
Iuce and unmufsctures Goods for them may be slrpe,
to jacob brandt Jr agent The PownHttan Steamboat
Cos Charles PendcrgaSt, agcIt Ol the Bnln and RCi
non line of Packets, either OF whom viii receive and
10 wa" '''S'" WI '"0" R II
Jas r. Baker, ESQ.
Aaron Kelly,
S. Brady,
Morgan Nelson, Wheeling
III. N. II. llOustOn,
NiesSrs Sweeney " Son.
MesSrs. Lewis Geo. Cassan.
J. G. Sclinan& Son, : baltimore.
Love, Martin Il Co.
Judge JnO. BrOCkcnbTOUgh, Lexington, Va
ianl2:imd
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GREAT CURE OF RHEUMATISM BY IiAMPTON'S
VEGETABLE TtNCTURE.

CHESTER DiSF"ICI, ".
January Sd, 1853
NIcssrs. Mortimer IL NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.: For tllr
five years have becna severe sufferer nom Rheum
atisIu, tIl seeing your recommendation of champions
Vegetable TucIc," purchased hottler and he first
,uch relieved that consider II but jus
nee civ ring world the result OF the appca
tOH.
Mine Acute Rheumatism in the baCk-sO bad that
was confined the last sin months. The frs
acted ike chaTmi the second restored strength
my pUO afflicted back, and now as well and feel as
young When was sixteen. l am now seventy four
years age.
poor suffering humanity ought to erect mOnu
DR.. Hampton, who has saved thousands from pain
nl YOU gem ienien, acted the part public beneoc
tors disseminating the benefits which have resulted
from your InvHlu. bic euy.
an, plain planter, and have never written or
literary fame; but when my iGOw beings afflicted,
shall hesitate through mudesty, Withhold any nUr
valuable 10 my lOw man! So, II You consider
tbs Woriny place any nlyCur new sTares, you are
at liberty to make oiit. Yours, uuiy.
NLVAP KENDALL.
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.GJ-There are $50 milesOf KaiIroad in operation
Georgia.
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MOhbUS,
DlARRaEA,

hOhDCC,
DlARRHEA,
DYSENTERY,
and all other diseases Of the Stomach and bowels are
cured by HAMPTON'S VEG ETABlE TINCTURE-
As and preventative it has fully sue.
cessiu II will be found on inqLy that who use
1t have an exemption from those diseases incident
the Summer.
large volume
Gan and get Pamphlets gratis ard the m ny cures.
1T has shown itself most power fully curative OF
NERVOUS DISEASES
in their various forms, giving lie vgor, restoring
the shattered titutiOn, infusng hope place
Of desPondeHcy BY mld Pleasant and safe action
the stomach, liver, Kidneys lungs, and the syS
lem it Dyspepsia Lirer Complaint. Diseases Of he
Urinary GTgqns, ceHghs Aet1na, Bronchial Affections,
$cToId Kings EuL Ho'ms, Rheuyna ism,
GQt Nefraisia, 81 Plus Dance Fits Fista, Piles,
" 18th all discas arising II ON impure blood
u5 For sale by I. ii. LOGAN d: Co, Wheeling Gener-
al Agents. WM R. MCKEE, 9th ward, and by Druggists
generally.
n57S6ld by MORTIMER & MowBRAY, 2iO Ralti-
more street. BaIlimOrci and 304 Broadway, New York.
90 Prize, s per bottle. j,23-d9w ly
GOO jylS NJ. REILLY.
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Dyspepsia, VSheumntisnn, ScrOfuIu, Liver
Complaint, sc FROM METROPoLIs.-Pass il
round let the afflicted hear glad tidimgs This is
hut the sentiment OTthOuSands
WASHINGTON, May II, 1858.
Mcssrs. Mortimer & Mowbray: Gent. uicn-Iiav wing
been afflicted with Liver Complaint of years standing
hereby, the leneft the afflicted, great ucaS.
u in announcing that alter usnsa few bottles of your
Hampton FmctuIe. found it had Accomplishment perfect
have used different medicines fl time to time
but have been able OaCCoum for apparent good
ans: it is cssing to stricken humanity that med
is found which possesses tie wOnd power oprO.
longing human life The many it has wrought is
sufficient guarantee oil the benccian which may
be experienced from its use. Yours, respectfully.
j. CURTAIN HAY.
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GENERAL DEBILITY FROM ONE OF THE OLDEST MAG
IsTRATEs BALTIMORE.

BhLTlMORtI Sep. IT, 1S5I.
Mcssrs Mortimer IL Mowblayi Ice it duty to make
known bccFs have derived ftum W, Iamp tou's
TnCtuc For length OF lirie have been subject great
pOstraton OF muscular powc and great debility the
system, accompanied with lalpat and flut
terng lie heart. had such sudden attacks
casion could SCARCELY get home Ia making mention of
my friend, lie red Joseph K. Staple.
ton, Esq, highly respectable citizen OF alti
more who had used The Tlncture under similar ctrcum
stances l called Mr. StaplciOn, and aIler an inter-
view some minutes, was fully satisfied OF the medical
virtues OF The Tmcture, from the evidence beiO
his person, who for time PIE vIous, ndIcaIed
failing state OF eah put hearty, hale appearance,
with tho activity youth Immediately commenced
using the Tncture, and before took the
bottle, >tcngth was enewed and can walk brisk
and am active as l twenty years ago This TlIIC
lure is inc grand restorative Of the digestive organs
which, when destroyed, the whole system is in
suffering
do assert is, in reality, what it is represented be
by DIR. Hampton, the inventor.
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- szzas So So,
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

I00 KEGS CINCINNATI aud Pllls99!gn wHI s4a, :Or
LOO sale by Eaugt9l kELLS y CAL DM Eli
Q augl9 KELLS a CALDWELL
BITI, No. 1 CopII VaTnsh a prime article for sale by
L aug19 KELLS "a GA LDWELI
y BBLS hacker oil anncrior quality, fO sale low by
y auri9 KEiLS "a CALDWELL
- I5AknUI S Oh VII1IO IIiIs day Ived uuu
10 sale by KELLS "a CALDWELL
T0 CARBOYS NIuiatic Acid, in store and for sale by
IU aGeiV KELLS a. LOWELL
IN Hills Al3oho rs aud % per cent, il store and for
lO aasio wv "' "" i lE IL q CALDWELL
~ HILLS 80. LQid on ..UOHRliIlgs" brand, Or sale
I cheap for Cash KEl.I.S "a CALDWELL
JAMES BAk ER,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DRUGGIST,
80. 13, CORNER T1ain and Monroe ats
auglslyd IVHEELlNf
IIl KG lllcIInats Wnlte ID (,e( i|t IGee! yed
1OO and 90 safe by Laug!8l JAMES BAhEk
& b"LS l.lrtsee" On iO' sale ny ,,,,,.,.,.,,
" augt8 LANES BAAEH
10 Ghs T'nDo4s 0i very superior Ps - oE Te'e
CASKS tail aud winter strained SpeIm Oh Tor sale By
; aug" : ~ - - -
~ DnLs. Spls TaTTc0lino, Tor sale bv ,,,vv
NyAnNI,I.. H. IUp0l ana Japan VarIlsnrs,
sllc by augIsI JAMES BAhEK
The Oyster season Comm enced!
HOLT a MALTBY'S &C cbrated Baltimore
T$M Oysters in cans and halt cans, received daily
~ N=%uct tOT tOf sale at .hc oyster DclOII next
door to Merchants and Mechanics Bank Monroe street
augIShtf
OTgglcG Is. " . X K lOMrANY,
IVnceling Station, Aug IL, 1858.
A SPECIAL Train of Cars, for the accommodation OF
"A those who desire to attend the Camp Meeting at Eli
abGthtown, commencing Wednesday, the f7h O August,
will he from Whccllng to Moundsvile, during the SEES
sOn the request Crte Committee of arrangements, by
the following Schedule:
Leave Tnecrg at 6.45 a NJ, IFhecIing time.
Returning Mo"rIsvl'o ~, 4 n,
$40, p NJ,
u57Tclets the round trip be had at the Station,
Tor IN cents, good for the season.
Those who Get in ii tram without tickets will he
a"s 1T - 'D' J. FORD, Agent
The Nonpare1l Nerve and Bone
l. IN / NJ e Mt,
PREPARED BY II. II. CARR & CO.. FROM
A PRESCRIPTION FURNISHED BY DIR.
WATSON CARR, Of WHEELING,
LATE OF MURGANTOWN.
II Jgsea son ne brord principle tsst any rsDieay sch
acH ycijsre efjsTAiaI Plin, CiH, II Fyo2syly
Poiu,iei, be eqngiiy auccs8EfWL iH rsmo7Is inter
dai Ggsctoasi Forer 'rtici is deaAt1Hiy
dccslOpcG GDI peculiar 10 the
NONPlREIL LINllGE!NY.
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" 81 can be seen at any tine at tho Mayors Office
CURE or HEREDIrARY sCROFuLA.

CURE OF HEREDITARY SCROFtLA.
The following tItiCaie is rOm Lawyer of
Kentucky, who is known III all of the States, having
number OF years presented mis- STATE i'll Comsr
afTD d. pleasure state that Dr. llumptOn'S Tine
has affected most cNtrao dinai my slave
boy The patient three years age id had
Ills a;' is sctU;uIous. The boy was
nov 9 mass OF from head foot. The UPPER
ortlc cs swollen, and turned inside out, cN.
hihiimg horrible materiny ulcers, AMI prOrulcd tho
eye oals, p! Oucc blindness 1t is strange, yet
tue, this Cmid-tha felt resigned to die a relief
suciinS-hns been restored TO health under the
treatment of Or. Hampton. w. Z. THOMASSON.
Louisville Maj CHI 20, 1851.
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From. H., Esi,,mont Cl5a.) Republican.

FROM ''r FEtTUoHt IE.) RspNbi cG7i
An INVALUAHLE MEDICINE.-It is but seldom we find
among the many dies Ocr ed TO the public 10 the cure
disease consent to commend VIII sc viz
able 20 discover. aud have always cduously
Idcd giving utteluucc anything that might led any
suppose that pa" Il any faith III their pelcn
But with reference remedy manu- actmcd III
place and which las familiar the public
"a household words, we speak knowledge OF its in
trinsIc cXCcicnCieS, its adaptation 10 many OF tie ills OF
Ii c. and Che security with which it may be used. VIC
suea of tic NUnraT ell Nerve and Bone Imminent, prepaI-
ii by II. H. Can ~ Co., from prescription furnished b.
Dr Watson Carr, late Malgamown, andnow OF Wheel
ing OF the most eminent Physicians III Virginia This
lLmimcnt is based upon the b. DAD principle that any cne-
dy which will rcer external pain will OpcIly coma
pounded, be equally cticaCiUus in emOvii int nal aec
tons, principle that hIs beer successfully dcYciOICd
is Simply the offspring of SCcnce bsin. mild and sim
pic IN its action, end yet revealing IL its effects rowe
murc incredible, hun. the hidden sIHewS OF man
aud bcastand yet being imOXoms TO weakest infant
Is ais" By TAI the cheapest Lntncnt i'll lie arkct being
put up tot les twice large the majority,
fourth larger than the largest besides being than four
times as 81, org We commend it 10 those i'll want OF
safe and ~"r'tin eulr-lv
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CURE OF COUGH. VERTIGO, RHEUMATISM.
CUic OF the venerable DR. humans o. the city o.!
Baltimore well known, aud whose testimony adds
to tie triumph of .tamptons Vegetable lIncimc''
BALTINORE, Feb 1852.
NIessrs. Mortimer d NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.: 1t is with
real cusurc able attest The al Lca
and Ga alive powers OF Dr. iampom'S Vegetable Tine
tue. sonnet he DUNG last November was taneu With
n very riuls COugh adj Vi>Cd take Cod
Oil and did sos but getting no bctci, was induced
TO Try rmcuIc. got one bOttie and before nad
used 1t ali a. cough left Permit that
fiji years, have suffered very much ON
thcuInatsm and Vertigo; CoInlng me- times, to
my bed fully convinced that owe my pr escnt
good health TO the the TnCtuo, aud Kind PTOvi
deuce.
You are my friends. at liberty to use this as you may
think Proper; and believe mo- yours, very respectfully,
q. DUSAN.
n. 81 can be seen at any time at the Mayor,s oico
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PROSPECTUS
OF THE SECOND VOLUME OF THE
wuEET.TNG INTELLIGENCER.

THE PRoPRIEToRs OF the Wheeling lntell'Gencer'
,nv ,tctI TO the public the patronage received
daring the first year of their publications respectfully
announce that the srcoSp VOLUME of the Daily and IN
weekly Inteigencer will be commenced on the 26th OF
the present month"; and the second volume of the Dollar
weeky In;elligCnccr on the 10th of September ensuing
Te ,., volume will open with several important i'm.
movement and ulder favorable auspices, and the Pro-
assure the public exertions shall be want
ing on their part merit continuance OF the liberal pa
trola-c received during the past year.
The Inielligencer is printed large double medium
sheet and the terms low those OF any paper OF
the same size in the United States:
D,il, ..,,... "a, 90 per annum.
mi Observation-Disclosures. 800 per annum:
Weekly ...................... 90 per anuum.
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"BAD OYSTER" STORY.


Scene-an oyster cellar.
Enter Frenchman- Sair, you keep de
raw oystair?
Opener-Yes, siI; fine fat Prince Bay.
Frenchman-Tres bien, i will eat
some law oystair.'
The man opens a fine fat one and puts
it on plate before the Frenchman, who
eyes il some time, and says:
'Monsieur, you call dis de good Oys-
tairp 6h
'Yes, sir, prime p
The Frenchman swallows it (it was
the first he ever ate), opens bis eyes
and mouth, puts his hand onto his bread
basket, and n
'Bl-u-up;' up comes the oyster on the
plate. a
'Sacre dsml by gar, dat is no de good
oystairP'
You don't put on salt and pepper,
SIR a 'f
20! paldonez moi!' (puts on salt and
pepper, aud swallows the same oyster. !
'Bl-n-up,' up it comes again.
SHOW you tell me zat oystair goodp'
why, sir, you mustuse yinegar.'sr
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Kercantile Transactions in Scotland.

tits not as in England, where, when
an article is offered for sale, it is imme-
diately purchased, or at once rejected
as being too dear; but here there is a
long haggling and cheapening Of every
article successiyely offered. The rela-
tion Of my transactions with man will
show the general mode, Of doing busi-
ness. He bids me call again, which |
do several times without doing anything
He wishes to be the last do with; but
all cannot be last, and all have wished
70 be SO. After a few days ! get him 10
proceed 10 business; he objects 10 the
price Of the article ! offer. He will not
buy; | Try to induce him, but DO not Of
fer to make any reduction. Says he,
you arc, over dear, sir; can buy the
same guides ten per cent. lower; i ye
like to tax off ten per cent, ~ tax
some Of these.'
Itell him that reduction in price is
quile ont Of the question, and put my
sample Of the article aside; but the
Scotchman wants it.
i sWeel, sir, il's terrible price; but
asiI en- out o. i at present, III just tax
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20! oui! certainment! be no gar, oui!'
and he swallows the same one again.
'BI-u-up,' and up it comes again on
his plate.
Just then gent enters.
sGive us dozen o raw
TIE Frenchman turns to him. sAb!
my frien, you eats re law oystairp
'Of course
tYou call'zat ze good oystair9'
'Yes, fine, fat one.'
'Ha! ha! tink is zat good oystair'--
Suppose you eat him.
with pleasure, sir and gent gave il
dart of peppersaucc, and-bolted it.
The horrifed opener stood aghsst; he
didn't mind saving Frenchman, but
an old customer was another thing.
The Frenchman turned on his heels,
'Ah, my frien, zat may be good oystair
but | no like him-l swallowed zat oy-
stair tree time
'Bl-u-up;' and up came the oyster
andthe Frenchman danced with delight
'Ah monsieur, Eat bad oystair! Oui
certainmentp
The gent, speechless with horror, raj
TO the brandy decanter, swallowed abou
half pint, and mizzled.
The Frenchman followed, saying, ia
dam bad oystairp