The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1853-11-10

in love with a young man, revived on
being asked TO name The day.
W There are two re sons why we don't
rust a man one because we don't know
him, and the other because VT do.
There is skipper, in New York. who
has been 50 ofen across the Atlantic that
lie knows every wave BY sight.
.-rA gentleman. just married, telling
Foo.e lie had that morning laid out three
pounds. in jewels, for his dear
wife, she is truly your dear wife, re-
piled the wit.
F1SAxc1AL PHYsIc.-It is proposed
o establish an altogether new me-
thoi of inquiry into the public health.
he following are some OF the interrog-
atories +. commended TO be addressed 70
the patient:
How are the funds -
81 came to see the consols."
"rut out your neck
"Are your dividends all right?"
"nare you any pain about your bonds?
q" nv uneasiuess in reference TO your
reign securiiieS!"
What is the state Of your corn mar
ket?"
ALLOW me to examine your shares"
"Let me feel your your script.
q. ave you any sinking in your mines?'
amy Iigh,ness at tie bank!'
"EIow is your discount.
Have you any appeee for s. ecula-
llUns "-I aHch
re- There is captain in the navy, re-
siding in the ci OF n. York, who writes
TWO hands ne he cannot read himself,
and the oaker no one else can.
E9-Ne er despair in adversely. Work
and persevrre WLen p wheel is going
around, the bo. ON mus. .urn up--some-
times.
Fine natures are like poems = glance
t the first few line sulticeS for guess
into abe beauty ,hat wi 5 you ii you read
on.-Du 1cff.
| ~ There is an old lady in Virginia
y ho believes it 10 BE- Bible doctrine
that for seven years before the end of
the world, no children ale 10 be born;
and that gives her comfort. for at every
fresh birth she hears Of, she says TO
herself, 60, ell, the seven years at least
have not begun
"How are you, Smith? says Jones.
"Smith preJends not 10 know him, and
replies hesltatlngy
"Sir. you have 80: the advantage OF
me-
Yes" retor;ed Jones, Il suppose ev-
eryhody has that's got common sense
Smi il looks unhappy.
"Falh,r," said little Teddy, chow can
the sea run when il all liJe2
Il: don't lun, my Child" replied the
father, III seas still
How can it set when it has no bot
,om9'
eddy was led out of doors by the
hair of the head
EFFights are easily got up. All that
is required are three participants, two
olockneads, and pint of new rum.
| TNever deal wi h pettifogger If
saves you from rogue, ii is only that
may have The pleasure Of skinnlnS YOU
imSclf.
,rT Mrs. Harris says the last time she
vent to England, she crossed "the bay
IF BiSqui,s," and became 20 sea-slck that
he doc urS confined h,r,o' "a regiment
i toast and water for three weeks
ow the old Lady must have suffered.
STREET CoLILoQuY -" Good morning
llr smith, on The sick list to-day
"Yes, sir, got the ague.
"Do you ever sliakeT'
eyes, shake like thunder"
: "w hen do you shake again?"
"Can say when; shake every day
Why do you ask?'
"Oh, nothing in particular, only
thought if you shook bad. I'd like t
stand by and see if you wouldn t shak'
Tie fifteen dollars out of your poke
which you owed me 81 long.
Mr.. Smith sloped.
lrT"Woman heart is always open +
misfortune, as the lady said when sh
bought wet goods at half price.
"All flesh is grass, says the scriptures
This fact was FULLY demonstrated in th
mind OF our Devil wien the COW cha
ed him up street the other day. n
doubt she mistook him for bundle
badly cured fodder.
6rHe that blows the Goals in qua
rels he has nothing to do with. has !
right to complain if the sparks fly in
face.-FraRklin.