The Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1852-1853, 1853-12-14

the horns ofa dilemma, has been taken of by
an arm Of the sea.
S-Gentle reader-if you have remark
ably strong constitution, you may read the
following-buI if not. We beg OF you to pass
il oVcrl iii a cigar makes a man Ill, vii
a cheroot make Manila?"
EF The Office seeker who was on the ten
ter hooks Of expectation, has had himself
and his hopes taken dozen. 1t is rumored
that he feels considerably eut gp about It.
A SHOCKING AFFAIE.-The electric ma
chine on exhibition at the Crystal Palace.
cyan exlrayagant man having built
costly mansion, remarked 10 friend, rs he
was moving iniO il
Nov everything will SO on like clock
work"
Yes" was lhe repy, "it will be tick
tick"
%They have got very benevolent old
gentleman IN Troy, On Christmas he boiled
dishcoth, and gace the broth to the poor.
Ryan Irish lady wrote to her lover,
begging hlm 10 send her come money. She
added BY way of postscript: Il Am so a.
shaIued of the request have made in this
letter that sent after the post man to get
il back, but The servant could not overtake
him"
ETA story is going the rounds, of Il
party ofyoung ladies who were caught in a
shower and had the color washed from their
checks. A lady at our elbow thought the
color in some Of the gcntlemen's cheeks
could not be washed out with water at pres
ent.
EE- Time we'll employed is Satan's dead
liest foe; it leaves no opening to the lurking
| heud.
A BRAEDY "SMAsH"-Drinking Otard
ill you fall through & show window.
RS-The quickest way to spoil child, is
to mistake ii for a pillow some day, and Sit
= On it,
E.g-"Tbats my business" as the butch
er said to the dog that was killing his
sheep.
ES-"Mr Timothy" said learned lady,
who had been showing off her wit at the
texpense Of dangler. ''you remind me Of a
barometer, that is filled with nothing in the
upper story"
"Diviue Almra." meekly replied her a.
dorer, sin thanking you for that Compl-
ment, let me remind you that you occupy
my upper story entirely"
EE-"How are you going a spend lnGe
pendence" asked Mrs. John Smith of her
friend Mss Brown.
! 'WeE, | guess I'll 60 to Harvestraw."
1 "Going to have straw? Well, now, be
keerfu, Miss Brown, for you've no idee
how much more cider body sucks through
straw than they'd dare drink out Of q
pitcher. Pve tried it more than once"
/ E%-Mrs. Peter Seriber says she went in.
the brokers, ''back room" t'other day, to
sell apples, and was strongly reminded OF
the battle of Rungle Hill.
"How SOP asked listener.
because they slaughtered the Kings
English SO" was her reply.
EFrHrS. Harris says, what puzzles her Is
where she sailors get their fresh brcezes
from in salt water.
E%We heer that Barnum has got in
some difficulty with the vestry of St. Pau''
Church. They alledge his Girsties art
, rcachingover the way and eating the trees
. that go much adorn the church yard.
Eg~The lady who was lost in amazement,
has been found.
RgDr. Hall says things are SO nicely
balanced By nature, that if the earth should
ever "-un gainst anything" The water Of
/ the Pacisc ocean would slip out Of its ba
san, snd drowa the whole of Europe and
/. y o-:h America. This being the cFse, We
hcpe the r,an who guides the North Pole
will keep bright lookout for runaway com
cts 1t would he very damn TO wake uF
) some rorning and fnd "a thousand faith
omg c. solid pork pickle" above the place
where you take in oxygen. Well, i
would.
~ Derby, the door bell rings. and you
, rauss get the match, touch the ShaVins. snd
Jet the STICKS and brands get on fire in the
fireplace. or they will think that We don't keep
any fire n the sitting room. and that would
act be gcuteel."
"yeG'm--there-it's all roaring now
there. the bell rings again--shaIl l 80
now"
"Yes."
40. lorty. mann it was nobody but a
pediar.'
GEIfJ Jou want to know how quick you
cat run tae, tell red headed Blddy that
her baby squints.