Plymouth banner. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1852-1855, 1853-05-26
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Dt:ti AL lit hHiti SastS'
According 10 the veracioas caFonicier.
Robert Burns. lhere vas an old fellow
living in his neighborhood. known IS Dr..
uornbool. who had brought the art Of
killing of i,is fellow creatures to such
high perfection that Dedth, the ancient
King Of tsrrors. found himself s. greatly
eclips-I III his vocation. that he slut up
shop AMI retired from business. III dis
gast. ,Vhelh the oil sinner has ever
recovered from tie nortilca'ion Of this
signal disaster and re -cnterat the field oil
his ancient rsnowp. our historian has not
informed US Il, however, that reiuc-
lance to abandon the scenes of his former
prowess AMI glory which distinguishes
all true heroes. has inluced him oi the
Pale Horse to rssune the unequal con
test with the various appliances cI mod
efn ingenuity, we would, as friend, aG-
wise him to withdraw. We can Ia all
sincerity assure him. tSat the world has
no farther nael Of his services, and like
ali useless anl eifete things. h will. uI
less ha Saves himself by timely re reat.
b. kic..eI aside with coatum s.. tie Is
ont o, date IL is entirely too slow for
this progressive ase. u keep uP vita
the rapid pace Of molern Improvement,
il has becone Necessary for the World OF
SHADES to employ asen,s more IN uniSoA
with ihe energetic spirit of the tines
tn, powers WHO rule those dim and mur.
Ky realms, 20 avoid the disgrace OF being
consigned to the oblivion Of Oil Fogy-
dom-,o escape the fate Of oil Ireland
dcpopulaliou. will find it Indispensable
to discharge their Old ani faithful SER
vact. whose existence dates is0n before
he food.
We. fsieni De1th, who live in The
light o: the nine eenth century. ant who
enjoy the pris; legs Of editorial omns-
cience, can SEQ thcs. thinss plainly, tho
they may be hidden from your dim an.
bIcared Old eyes. heavy with tie iais;s Of
six thousand years. ant blinded win the
Internal smoke of ihoss uumsn.ion bic
places waerc YOU have been gsoPlug like
a spectre since the beginning Of time
We say to you, coAiisieniiaily. ani with
ou. any inteoilon oil wounding Jour feel
inss, that you, In your old fashloni pam
opiy, cut very absurd igdie. NoI have
lad your day. and lis no use for you 10
mold on any longer. Ypu are becoming
an eyesor TO your friends, and laugh
ing STOCK for The world II you dou't
look out, old fellw, some Cirvantes will
make Don Quixotte Of y0u, with your
rusty old lance, yoar lin ping old raw
boned steed, AMI your scafe-crow face to
frigh;en children. Yes. Old friend, if
you don't sneak away TO your musty,
smoky old realms. you will before YOU
know 1t. fni some ''insi9ious" fellow
writing book on you. and holding you
up u The fidic,t!e and deGisinu of al fu-
ture ages. We say this to you '.inore in
sorrcw ;hin III anger, for yourreisn was
mild AMI mercifuI. compared with the
teTFors of the presen; regime. Bat take
the advice of friend ami be warned in
time.
Or. If you won't be persuaded, we ad-
wise you as the next best lining, TO invest
all your own capital and al, YOU can bor-
row from your friends. in the Railroau
aud Steamboat business. Throw away
all your old apparatus for destruction.-
IL is as much out of place as would be
the sling OF David amid the thun lers Of "a
modem cannonade. Supply yourself with
modern inventions. Throw all scfuples
TO the winds. Crush all feelings Of re-
morse. OF tenderness and compassion
WHICH you may have Inherited from your
OH nag OF mother. Become as ret less
oil humin lie and hnman suffering. a.
you are now enormously supposed to be
Cu! the acquaintance of doctors. generals
rum-scl!ers and the whole tribe of killers
whom you have been wont TO employ as
assistants i'll your profession. You will
find them but an incumbrsnce. Throw
the plague, the cholera, the whole cata
lo9ue Of diseases which you have manu-
factured in your laboratory. to the devil.
They will only clog your exeriions aud