The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1853-11-11

| Two You've MKn waited upon the lac i'eter z.
.iuponceau. esq., 10 ask bis professional assistance
| ssMr. Dunonresu. cur father diod and made a
| will"
| ia l. possibleq never heard OF such thins."
answered Mr.. Dup9nceeu.
! Lathought /. happened evoly day. ssii the
.it;s The first case OF the kind" replied Mr. Du.
/ ponceau.
.Nei.." said the young man. 'if there is 10 be
any difficulty about it, we had bo:se: give yon fee
! b attend 60 the business"
The fec was sivea aud then Mr Dupotcea OBJ
| ssrvel-
| "Oh think know what you mea, You mean
| thHs your father made will and died. Yea, Yes I
that must be IT +
A New WAY TO RAISE THE WrND-Ttis stated
| that the method adopted by a forger ia Boston to
Taiso the wind was as follows: He was agent for
business firm Ia New York, and sold the goods for.
wardcd to him W them at reduced rate for cash,
aud then sent to The firm In New York forged note
due in three and ak months in payment
BgG GuN-Oua OF the 700 Turkish cannon
which guard The Dardauelles, IL charged with go
| pounds OF powder, and throws Stone shot of one
| thousand pounds weight OF course euch immense
guns are more formidable in appearance than reali
~, and the h,lns Is not unattended with danger to
| tleil own artillerymen.
EFFscr OF THE RUSSIAN WAR,-Woman-"A
| three tardcn candle, if yeu please" Chandler
| They're penny apiece now" Woman-"Why,
| hOw's that?" CHARACTERISTICS on account of the
Russian war" Womau-"Dont mean to tell me
they're fghtin' by candle lish.9"
TAsLE MOVING ExTRAoRprHARY--We learn
| from gentleman who IS il the habit of moving In
the highest circles, that the Table Movement party
| has lately derived great encouragement from the
fact, that the Table Rock has been moved dow the
Niagara Falls.-P@nch.
| APr.-A reverend gentleman "down South" be-
ing inyitedby young friend to take private drink.
1 roa1t To 4 arFa do ~
take he drank his friends wbiskey punch, and the
young man informed him that he had taken the
wrong horn The minister smiled aiiably and re-
marked: "Ah. my young friend, the horn of the
uneodiy shall be put down.'-Psalms, Is; IL.
| No passion more base, nor one which seeks to
| hide itself more than Jealousy. 1t Is ashamed of
iseif ii it appearsi. carries s stain aud disgrace
| Oh tIs forehead. We do not wish 10 aek' owledge
ii TO ourselves, il Is ignominious; but hidden and
| ashamed in the character, we would be confused
| and disconCerted ii 1t sppeared. by which we are
convinced OF our bad minds and debased courage.
| -B1ssuet.
| SALES OF SIUun, IN RICHMOND.
Sues Of Stocks reported by John Il. Lonocster and
| Son. Brokers, for tbe ,0ees endisg thursday, No
\ SENDER To- 1885:
Virginia per cents, 81 years to run, sales at the
Virginia per cis Is years issue, sales at SlO6 and
interest.
Virginia per cts, over 10 years to run sales at se5
Virginia per cts, under 10 years to run, last sales
Sll5 and interest,"
Bonds guaranteed by the State last sales $I04 and
interest.
Richmond City Bonds, 81 years TO run, sales S,a4,
and interest.
| Richmond City bonds. short dates, sales at Sl0l
to sits and interest.
| Virginia Bank Stock, par SO, sales s79
| Farmers Bank Stock sales Sis
| Exchange Bank STOCK, last sales Sllz
Virginia and Tennessee Railroad Bonds last sales sea-
| and interest.
| Virginia Fire and Marine, sales SlCS
Richmond Fire Association Stock par $50 lest sales
| $50. - W.
Richmond, Fredericksburg and Potomac Railroad
| Stock, sales 500.
| Virginia Central Railroad Stock, last sales ISL.
Richmond and Petersburg Railrosd stock last sales
| SO.
| Richmond and Danville Railroad Stock, sales $40.
| James River and kanswha Stocks last sales S2Ol
Clover Hill Il. R. Stock sales of Iz3 shares ri SO0l