Wilmington journal. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1844-1895, 1853-12-09

And fercely he rode to his castle,
And sat himself down to dine,
And this is the fearful legend.
Of the terrible Heinz Won Stein.
Vermonter.
As were sitting in the picture gallery of the
Crystal Paace taking memoranda of its contents, a
tall addressed Vermoner attracted probably by the
benignity of our vssage, addressed US:
" Stranger, what mought they charge to let fell
Ter in this ERE show ?"
Why do you ask you paid at the entrance, did
You moi ?"
~ a,aa-s | didn't pay nothin' eff yew see any
;hin green bout me, jest you write. will yew %
How did you gain Abundance then 2!
* Wa aali, yew see traded with boy out there
for Herald and gin him an extry cent to holIer
fire = and when the with The brass thing on his
coat looked around kinder edged in behind.
Of course we expressed our Indignation and were
about to leave him, when he seized button hole,
suying quickly
Say. mister, don't be ried guess they'll never miss
it. Yew ak all fred honest, guess you must be
newspaper feI er been tak;n notes amt YOU? Eve
he I'd bout this short-hand''
We assenied. and he resumed
Mough yeyrr name be Greedy, Mister? because
seed Niger wench looked just like fewgitiUe Mig
ge:; Ell she is. s bully chance for you to spread
won't cost nohn' nuthtr''
We denied that imputation when be CONT nued 81
alters like newspaper chaps, cause they CLEVER
Been in the fine arts myself taught school three Win
ters-eigheen dollars month and boarded 'reound "
We next stopped to view the fine specimens of
perfumery, among which were busts made of solid
soup. & Hullo!" sad Yankee, nosing the goods
guess there is made of gravestun, amt they z"
{" No they made of SOAP
Before could prevent him he had pinched it to
satisfy himself WA a-al, guess it is, it feels soro
rierous any way smells rale apocryphal tew, don't
it jest Ike old Mr.. Slocums pothecary shop tew
hum
few steps brought us to the statuary, where
number of persons were silently gazing at Powers
statute of the Greek Slave.
Mister" said he. after a moments inspection
pointing to the chains upon her wrists, scChnts tiat
critter hoppled for p?
The bystanders roared; and we endeavored to ex-
plain to him the nature of the subject; and, to pre-
vent him from handling it he was bent upon do
ing pointing to the lacard requesting visitors mot
to tonch the articles"
= Don't touch the articles % repeated he, Whu
she amt got the first darned article on herr
We left.-JournGl of Commerce.
MEssRs. MCDONALD AND CoBB-The telegra oh
has disseminated throug hout the country from Wash
ington. a statement that Gov. Mcdonald was some
time since applicant to Gov. Cobb for an ap
pontment to Il vacant judgeship. but failing to re-
ceive it he turns round and becomes candidate for
the Senate in opposition to Gov Cobb, and beats in
the Democratic caucus
AS regards so much Of this story as relates to the
judge<hip it is doubtless new every one else in
Georgia as to ourselves We are confident that it is
Mcdonald Cobb became a candidate for the
Senatorship from any feeling of opposition to the
other. Each regarded the Office as glisterng prize
per Sc, we'll worth contendng for consequently each
determined to secure it, if he conl-withOut refer
ence to the claims aspirations of the other Per-
sonally their relations friendly towards each
other. And we have understood, upon what we
deem good authority, that upon McDonald's receiv-
ing the caucus nomination Cobb's advice to his
friends was to vote for him.
SAT- Georgian, 9th inst.
Invisible Green Esq. of The Cincinnati Daily Times,
has been traveng and came across some queer folks.
He thus describes room male he had in Pittsburgh:
He first entered the room about 2 o'clock at night
and after cursng his hat for being bent, his boots for
being tight, his cravat for being in bard knot and
his pants for being ripped, he wrang ferocousy for
the porter. Soon Cufy, always ready TO when
he thinks extra shlllngs is hand, appea red
at the door.
Hay, you d-n nigger,' says he, do you want
me TO wiring all night?'
Come as quick as hear the bell, sah'
The hi you did. Here, take this quarter; bring
me gin. cock tail, and keep the change Now, bur
ry yourself, you id niger
While waiting for the cock tall my room mate
took survey of the chamber while took peep al
him. He must have supposed me TO have been
asleep, however. for soon he had swallowed his
liquor, he went off in sooquy as follows, while he
surveyed himself in looking glass Now you
(himse) HI of fellow, ant You. Not worth
cuss for all the good you will come to- Drink
again. you young fool, Notwithstanding you promised
your good old mother when you left home that you
would never drink another drop again. Amt you
ashamed of yourself' No wonder you hang your
head, you young brute. You had better go and jump
off the Monongahela bridge, you d-n fool. and
yourself from disgrace. Why don't you stop drink.
! ing-say! Amt ice water, and coffee, and tea, and
| fresh milk, good enough for you, you young cuss
Rum will kill you if you don't stop drinking it. You
can't Yes you can, if you would only think so but
just let tell you that you've got to stop. I'll mash
your d-n head for you if you don't; I'll bung youl
eyes and break your legs, and choke you to death
you young fool, if you don't make man of yourself
Now, mark what | say: go to bed, sleep off your
prayers, as you was learned when child, and turr
to bed, and see that you mind.
Into bed he tumbIed. and soundly snor
ing. have not seen him since. He out of BET
before daylight this morning and, for aught know
took his morning dram, and then redeemed his pro
mise by giving himself good fogglng.
! The ignorant habit of drugging children with OPT
ates still fearfully common in English manufacturing
towns, is exempifed by case in the Yorkshire Ga
zette. child five month old the of woman
named Rose Clark, of marlborough, died under tn
effects Of audanum 1t proved that the mothe
was very fond of the child, and had given the dru
for the purpose of :" pacfyng it." verdict of man
slaughter returned by the coroners jury, and th
unhappy woman committed for trial
, The experiment has been made with entire success
with gas made from North Carolina coal by lightin