Semi-weekly standard. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1853-18??, 1853-12-28


That surfet Themselves by eatin and have
To take Their own medysins: Also, lawyears
That, bcin compelled to admit it's Christmas
Thereby tell the truth onest yer:
It's good for Edyturs ,, for it makes
'Um soem-colum to reflex that-perraps
They're no better than the lawyears: Then agin
Christmas is good day for all
A phosoph eyed man can such
Day, spaseate in maner wonderful
To behold on the transpirin events of the world:
The Turks is givin it to the Kossic;
The Russin Bare is growlin to pur-
Pose, for his teath can't effec much,
Specially when they-the teath-comes in oontae,
As at present, with live tartar-settn
His teath cage The rolin of the
Combatents is naturey very heavy,
Likewise the Danub, separation the 2 jest
Long enuff for each to ey anuther
And make up to each other-across the river:
Also England le "set in the silver sea Shskspere
And France-washed, not its face, but its feet
That is, when shore by the though not iland,
The land havin grown up on the east side-these
Meatin for peece, lest they should have
To particypaet in the passn cerrymones
OF shootn at the Bare, goin on-that is,
Not the Bare gOin On-but the cerrymonies.
Nothin' but the @ eece Congress- to set,
With Burnett and Giddins for fugcllnen,
Can stay this nifty eruption.
Levy Napoleon the seven millionaire,
Havin received million votes, likewise wife
Is satisfied with his sallyry Also our old friend,
Te-w!lang, Emperor OF Chine is said to be missin
~ hcrcupon Commodore Perry sailed to Japann,
Not KNOWN what new kontinent he mite run aqin
And is now crewsn with krews in good heelth,
Also in the ocean, about the shut -ports-which,
1t is foHdly hoped will be banded then
We shall have Japaned ware which will weAr
Well, for it has been dearly earned" (Junius)
And in addishon, Japanese will kepe Christmas
And have forth July of their oan.
Here at hoam the United States has been
\ prosperin and strechin themselves out
Accordingly yusal. Nothin desturbs the scan
Save now and then live Wing calm on
Some one to tell him, gropin, whar he is:
All is sperited The wrappers labels to
Get the sperits out, and on barrels to get
The spcrits out, is uaturely 1citin: Still
We have goale from Californy, inuns in the terri
Tories likewise North Carlina-Gnd varus pro-
auctions indigenous: Also, we had the Srcus
Hero not long sense And when Eterett
Comes We have phugn. The Fakeer, ?,
Kun and vent the Fakeers, It's stated
Danced his shewstrngs out, likewise the bottom
OF half-buShel- That lost Dsez4lrs,
But the step respeckabel.
The copper-feavor
Which LIST was ragn, has aperiently subc;ded:
At l time ii was threatenin ndead-so
Much that goale regarded as an
However, hear that goale is still sought afscr
Small parcels se!dum being refuzed
Here in town have had a remarkabel
Mild government. This peases all
Specially the E;heoapes; also Borde
OF Commissioners, who K PEGS to
Borie out next year, the weather is genrally phne
In Jinuary. An airn, it is surmized,
Would be mprovin TO en- their konstueshuns
J, would suffer by bein overtaxcd, which
Is not the with the citizens, experience
Proves. All but the Intcndant, who, it is
konfdentially rumored, xpects to do better
Next yer, which he alias dug. He
Mayor may not: but good pecushin rifaI
Swapping oncst is sign of a sorry gun
Hence he is not sorry gun and will spare
No panes unless we have greatly miskalkulated,
To make the town wheals of government rup
With moare koncusv vim. This bein
So, shall make up mines and vote accordinly:
Like the indvidjul on board-spekin of Bordes-
steamer, plyin in storm, koncluded,
With strikin presence of mine, when the
Boat struck or parted-not bein dispensed
To part with the boat specially as the land
Was more'n a mile dstant-which
End of the boat he would kontinue to pat
ronize, by jumping onto it So of the kom-
missioners: if they ken all chuse the
Right end of the bote, those on the other
End will be infalIably kstf-in the rear
Not so, however, the Mayor: the end which
Carries HIM " carries Caesar, Caesar hisself)
And the krew that sales with him will
Krow in triumph like Shanghigh ruseters
Upon the whoa we beleave that Christmas is quito
Retreshin. Besides, if any one has a quarter,
Likewise fatty sens Kane) that dsterbs ther pocket
1t will be releaved-the pocket-and next
Christmas x'pect to do the same.
And now good-daye to you all, till next
Time. Wishen well to the gurls and boys,
And an addyshun to em mourover we xpect
To be along next Christmas agin: The manager
That is, the Eddytur requests you all to thank
the fac is he xpects
To let US play " the Deu1 =" woncst moare next
Christmas. This coal wether suits our disposshun
For eff so be our knoas is cold our hearts not
It's warm in the son, and feshens in the gall Campbell
And now, to phinish, we advise the young men
To avoid kurds-morever, lait hours and strong
Speres. Also, it takes good rastler to
Fling phourteen drinks day-so bewarei
Then agin we hoap the oal men will not
BE eny older next Christmas So of the gurls-
w hch-the gurls-that is the young ladies
Will please take motifs that-when we come
Agin we xpect to be present with respeks.
So no moare; And beasides, we wish all
yer and coal wether to suite.
: AoGty Beaner. Next Christmas is postponed
On account of the legislator. twill
kom off as sumo that brakes up,
Which will be considerable lait for the season.
In konklushun,
Our thanks tenders us to all-that is our -
Yers is tender this mornin', it being coald
Then agn we hoap to see hepe Of phugn
Countih dymes this eyenin.
Yours Respektabay,