Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1850-1854, 1852-11-12
Pic mic, " suggested one of the girls.

epic MIC" suggested one of the girls.
oval, pic mic. They gettin' up one of
these arrangements, and a great time was expect
ed One of the gals that was goin' had one of
these ere Bloomer dresses-a real nice un-but
she never wore it in the street-tu modest for that
Wal, she was goin to surprise the party take
her dress with her; steal off in among the bush
es, put it on, and then come back to exhibit her
self. This is the way she meant TO surprise 'em,
and wait, bimcby, and yeou shall see if she didn't
du it, handsomely tn"
"The great day arrived. The gals all looked
smiling as infants, and sweet strawberries,
and the fellers all looked ccedingly scrumpshus !!
The gal that intended to surprise the party, made
a nice little bundle of her Boomer and slowed it
away in her bag. Bime-by the party made a start
for the place where the eating part of the arrange
ments was to take place, which was a quiet place
in the woods, where nobody could see their carry
ings on. WAL they got there at last, and the gals
began to spread the dishes on the grass, and the
fellers began TO kiss the gals, then the gals went
TO shaving up the ham and bread, and the felerS
went to hugging the gals and the whole scene
presented an animated pictur, as the Bible says
Wal while all these things were going on, the gal
with the Bloomer dress slips off among some lit
tie trees, and commences fixing herself up. She
darsent be gone long, for fear they would suspect
! something So She went to work in earnest and
| in Il few minnits she came bounding among the
party like young deer with dogs after it.
Yeou see she done all this to surprise the party
and eff ycoud seen the capcrings of the gals and
cllers, ycou'd believed She ID succeeded most beau
tifully.
As soon as she made her appearance among the
party, the gals scroeched like owls, and hid theil
faces with their aprons. The fcllcrs holcrcd like
all fire; and some rolled on the ground among
the dishes and tiXins jest as eff they had been eat
in green apples and they didn't set well on then
Stomachs and SIGH a lively time as there was gen
! orally, can't be imagined. And all this time there
stood the Boomer GAL larfng as eff she would col
lapse. Bimc-by one of the gals got up and put
for the bush then another did the same and
purity soon the hull went just like lot of sheep
| This kinder tux the gal by surprise hcrsclf-sht
didn't reckon on much as this. She looked
around, and seeing nobody but the fellcrs, ant
they all hollcrin' and capern like mad and she
kinder Sortcr cast her eyes down to the ground
and as she did this SIGH another scrccch as she lie
off, YOU would not think little body like hers
was capable of containing; then she started offtu
after the rest of the gals and the way that she
did 90! Jerusalem! Tclcgrafs wur nowhere =
but, cousin Hez, what made her run so :" ask
ed one of the girls.
oval, meow, gals jist hold yourselves mimi
till get tn that part of the story. Yeou tina
the gal was in such darn'd hurry tn git on he
rig, that she forgot her pants! Fact-truc as Cos
pill. And SIGH anuthcr sight as she was-Christo
phcr! There she was, with nothing on but a lit
tie short frock like, just big enuf for good size,
baby her legs naked presenting pictur wortl
looking at by any individual. And all Eve go
say is, eff half the gals can show purity, plum
pair of legs as Fan"
Here IIez was cut off suddenly by loud laugl
from the whole party, and good slap aongsid
the ears, administered by Fannys soft, little plum
hand, and the party separated, Fanny refusing t
give IIcz the promised kiss and Hez dcclarin:
that he'd never tell her another story