New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1852-01-14
Something for Every Body.

| Something for Every Body.
The Kossuth fund, in NewYork, has increased
| to 900.
| Every heart has a secret drawer, the sprinp
| of which is only known to the owner.
| Thirteen thousand tons of shipping are now
! on the stocks at Liverpool
| A white ash is the sign of a good cigar, as a
| fair memory of good life
If liberty with law is fire on the hearth, lib.
erty without law is fire on the floor
/ A shock Of an earthquake was felt at Brad
| ford, VT. on Christmas day.
| Sampson was strong man, yet he could not
| pay money before he had it.
| When is hunter like carpenter. When he
scours the plain
| man writing an anonymous note is like a
puppy inside enclosure, barking at you with his nose
under the gate.
| The number of Germans that emigrate annu-
| 10000 1855 'i'n
| Husband and wife should run together on an
equality it is dangerous for either take the lead The
most difficult driving is that of tandem.
| The daughter of an East India Raiah has
been taken England by father to be made like the
finest thing on earth-a young English lady.
| Belgium has long been the &c casters in the
centre of the table of Europewhere the essence of
thing relishable was to be had at the least expense
The Spanish Government is about to create q
| rabe to British interest.
'sFiggers Won't lie, will they" muttered a
seedy genius holding to lamp post Veil perhaps
they wont; but see figure as wont stand any how
During the year ending June last there were
imported into the United States SABA 900 worth of
dy, and S466.000 worth Of spirits
Whenis a rush-h light like tombstone, When
it is set up for late husband Pleaded guilty and was
remanded for sentence WV "'7
Crawford the sculptor, has received the honor of an
| of thp
Arts at St Petersburg. NV
| At the Hudson, N. Y, machine shop. last
week, was made heavy sixpounder intended as CON
| tmbuton to the Magyar chief.
The best scholar in the common school of Al.
stead H. is young lady of II years who weighs $50
| pounds. What weight of knowledge.
| John Poulson ESQ.,, for many years associate
editor and publisher of Pousons American Daily Adyer
tiser is dead.
Daddy, want to ask you a question >,
like counterfeit dollar? can't tell nv I sop
| cause you can't pass it, said the boy.
In Il late lawsuit between parties of bicb an
thory in England. political writer who had hes a
poyed to support the Government side of The dest;on
rated his services at $4,000 per annum
A celebrated English poet once advertised that
he would supply lines for any OCCASION" fisherman
to catcha porpose. ''Ne
Maberlini, the singer, who has been unable
to sing since her arrival in Boston, is coming to Newr
leans in the hope that Southern climate will bor
impaired powers WIZ nsf
The lack of female society was thought to
have made gamblers of nearly all the population Of Cali
forna, but it is discovered by the esablsmant Of
theatres that this amusement supplants gambling
My tenants are world of bother TO mo
said testy landlady to her nephew .Quite lkey Ia,
ants might be considered enough to bother any ono
the reply '' was
How often we hear the harsh expression. ss n
good naured fool !-as if the milk of human Kindness
fprlf III Ion
don--with calves brains " '
10 the 10th of November the Paris mint had
gold and silver to the value of sxty-one millions of dol
has no California '''''e
s'NIiss, will you take my arm ," ella. yes. and
you to- Cant spare but the Miss hastily replied
the bachelor 'Then said Miss Il can't take it. MS INV
motto is to go the whole hog nono.'' '
A dandy at hotel table who wanted the milk
passed to him thus asked for it please send your cow
TINS way. 10 whom the landady retorted as follows
Waiter take the cow down to where the calf is beano
"Haye you any travelling ink stands ~ asked
aay Oh clerk OF one of our stationery stores last s
turday mo ma am; we have them with feet and egs
but they are not old enough to travel YETI "
DIR. G. Watson, of Accomac, Va, killed n hoe
lew days ago which weighed S47 lbs nett The weight
old. ' Az '''iN
The correspondence between Kossutb. Can't
Long and Consul Hodge. file at Washington will soon
be called for and will appear 1t said to be amusing and
'''' Gnu
Mr.. James Story, revolutionary soldier. |
died at Roekport, Mass 18th inst aged So He was thu
last pensoner in Rockpo Gloucester under the act of
March, 1915 ~ w ivy '"
Father said sporting youth to his re-
Vered parent, they say trout will bite now - :. Wal,
we'll" was the consoling reply mind your work. and
YOU IL be sure they won't bite you,''
BE not too ready to pronounce that what Won |
link bad youth will necessarily become a bad man
iau been rejected by hog.
Inc CHINA Mail states that, on the Sth of Oct
re took place in Canton. by which from 200 to 500
we're destroyed
According to religious statistics is ascertain
a that church have declined thirty per cent in New
ORR during the last thirty years while theatres have in
Feased NIFTY per cent
Punch says n reckless wretch insults us with
e ,ooWing Why is the Brighton coach like necros
st Because it's forrn' hand We shall submit tbe
natter to the police '''' "'e
scene, scene IN Provision Store--Master Butcher
Did You take old Major Dumbledore,s rihy 10 NJ 10,
,oyIYes sir Master Butcher-Then cut Miss Wisoie,
,to ana neck and hang Mr. Foodles legs they're
:, Progress is still making in the erection of tbe
ashnSton Monument its elevation being now ln1 fcet
poie ground more liberal subscrintion ia
a,Sh needed The contributions for the month Of De-
'ihpef amounted to Sl997 60.
we Aeard lady who owns a cistern saw VOC.
,ruay sae must have rain As she always has her own
ny ram may he expected very suddenly Her husband
are! ~ '' h'ne reign is .
Inc NewYork National Democrat saws there |
s LOW IN tpat city no less than fifty sewing machines
t1Ven by steam power which ont an enormous nm
= o. pants each day besides fine and other articles
Inc supposed candidates for the next Presi
'mey are mostly well advanced in yenrs Webster and
US are both about sixty-eight Scott sixty-,cyen
oustoh Wool, Marcy and Butler, sixty or more Blu. Ii
= thirty nine D''s-
Of the 1896 persons in Massachusetts, who are !,
mated as worth $4,000 upwards. 375 are put down
benevolent The reputation for beneyoence must cost
EN- annually more trouble in getting rid of importunate
phcatons than it costs them money in yielding to an
cations really meritorious.
A short time since, party of young men as :,
neled about house in Norway, Me, to serenade in
"'h"h'pan style couple married that evening A st