The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1852-03-17
DIR. DE LANEY'S CELEBRATED
CURATIVE INSTRUMENT T,

THE ONLY lSfALLIBLE CURE FOR
That dreadful disease k,iown as Sptrmdfor>
rhca or Involuntary Nocturnal
Emission,
So harassing and destructive, and productive
of 10 much mi>chiello the nervous syicin, in
capaciating the man fol business, society, and
malrimony.
This Instrument is simple, comprehensive,
and never.iailng and may I've used Without |
the slightest Inconvenience or the knowledge |
OF the most intimate iIirLd. 1t is 10 be used
externally, producing no pain or injury what |
even, nor rreventiuGany one from attending
to his business; and while in use not single |
emission can take place, invisorating the or
gans. in a shoit lime, to such an extent that
they regain their primitive power Of retention
the loss or which, caused by early abuse, is |
the disease in question. aid he cauSe o the |
Thousand c0ncUmilani cumrldiuis, VIZ: Nerv>
business, Prostitution, Affections OF tlc Eyes, |
Impotence. PmrlcS of the Face. Premature |
decline Of Vriliv, Weakness Of Memory and |
Power for Mental Application, Detection, |
Aversion 10 Society, l imidiiy, Sell-Disuusi,
Love + Solitude, &c. All these complaints
invariably disappear as seen as the source is
stopped from which they emalaied.
This Instrument has tcen examined and
approved 81 hy lie hi CHEST au'hoilics in Eu-
rope and America, recommended 10y the
most prominent Physicians OF all countries
complaints aud has now COM lrlcly SuTerSc-
ded the use Of drugs, the bougic, caulerzation
u, not to mention the thousand advertised
nostumS of the day, as cordials, antidOtes,
&c, &c. II constitutes, al the same time, the
safest, the most pleasant, and by far the cheap
est treatment ever offered 10 the afflicted, a
fair price being allowed for the instrument
al, CT the desired effect has leen attained.
Be it also remembered, that hose CON-
plants ale but little understood by the profess
sion in general, and that all the medicine in
the world never has, and never will, stop
tho losses, which, If allowed 10 continue un-
checked, are sure 10 produce the most distress
sing consequences.
1t has been matter Of surprise 10 some,
that any one of respectabiliy and Of profess
sional altainnents should devote his attention
to diseases which people OF every description
pretend 10 cure so easily. IT, however, hut
the one thousandth part Of the miscries these
people bring upon society were known, a very
different opinion would be formed. And it is
not only the present misery and detection
preying on the mind as well rs the body, that
is deplnrer, but some are of such a nature a:
10 affect poSlerity, and even u destroy the re-
proluc i've faculty, altogether. 1t is a fac
tina, when not properly heated, they nav re
main so dormant in the institution as TO ap
pear in no other way than their effects urol
posierly yet, ii properly understood, an
most easily and speedily removed. IRE IL
hove, 50 iagcuiuuSly cnnifived instrument
will doubtless, in great measure, ccntrituu
10 check the evils Of quackeIy, 50 pfcyalen
in this class Of diseases, throughout The U
MON.
The price of The complete instrument, care
fully secured against all observation in box
is only $40. 1t can be sent, by express, Il
any address in any part Of the United STATES
Canada, &c, according To order. acconpar
igu by luii tifertiOHS nd inn Z. "a,
TO the married and single, the expenses, eve
10 the reinolest parts Of the County,, Leii.
very lFi1ing.
The unexampled success this Instfumer
has obtained since its introduction in Amer
ca, has induced some unpnncipled person
in New York, Philadelphia, Albany, Boston
&c, TO get up some ridiculous things, cal e
Instruments" which, however bear not tn
slightest resemblance, either in form @
principle 10 my own invented long lTied an
universally approved Instruments aud whicl
are as similar TO them as night is 10 ligh
Every attempt TO sell such " Instruments &" +.
mine will be prosecuted 10 the fullest extent {
the law; being not willing to connect III
well and honestly canned reputation of IN
inventions with quacks and their WORTHLESS
Productions No Instrument is genuine an
none Can be warranted but those ordered irol
myself
All applications and remillances must |
directed (post paidl 10 the Doctor himself. !
having no Agencies established but in Londt
and Paris.
Address, post paid, DR., B. de Laney,
Lispenard street, New York
Office hours, daily, from ill p. NJ, II
Sabbath excepted.
'.'The undersigned certify, with gre
pleasure, that the aforementioned lnstfume
Is not only constructed on scientific princip
out that from its use The happiesi results ma
always, with confidence, be anticipated, The
being, for the cure Of those diseases. NO orns
certain remedy extanl.
HENRY S. KEL.l Err, MD.
CHI. GOETZE, M. d., Sc Chambers stree
c. ECKHARDT, NJ b., "a Howard stree
NEW YORK.
DIR. de Laney is prepared to execute all O
ders Tor surgical apparatus, viz: Arti6ci
Arms and Legs, which move like naIur
members; Apparatus for Luxalion for Co
tracted Legs for curvature Of the Spine ar
Waist; Tor Falce Joints Of the Arms an
Knees ! for Paralylic Legs, Tor Club Foe
for Lacrymai Fisiules; for Falling IF ii
kec,um Hypogasirc Belts Beds and Chat
Tor Sick Persons Clutches, Trusses, &c
Orhopedic Corseti. &C., s.. All work wa
ranted' Letters must be ros paio, coniainil
prorDTtionale Remittance M city reierens