Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-11-18
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/ Yes, the only way is to tell your wife lust how
you stand!a Show her your balance sheet Let ~ =.
herlook over the items. You thinkit wilI iti II ftsS
neg No won' do anything such thngldw
'ns has besn taught that IS with yog iustiab
as little boys think it is with their fathers tenbly,
hard to be reached, yet inexhaustible. she has
hadhersuspicions alfeddy She has gu yot lio
were not 50 prosperous as Gyou taIked! But iSapob
have SO befogged your money sairs that She noorsH
thing knows nothing abot them. Tell il right ont N
70 her that you areliving outside of your income.
Take her into'paTtnership, andI II warrant
neYeIregretlt Pkere may beia sight shower aE
first but that's natural thersee your estimate Is
md when yo1 come home again, she will show
You sthaE'you have put her bills too high. True,
shehad an eightdollar bonnet IhStwittei, Bat
Just as good ever; few shllings will proIidRBq
It with new, strings, and reft It a,littleS7thep pb
Shape, she says ttiS almos: exactly as they wear
them now y "a nd yon viii surprised to how
much less expensive she anmake your own wafd21s
robe She siit surprise you with a hewyest-notA
exactly unfamiliar some how, looking as il in an;
other shape you had seen II before, as a new
vest, and scarcely costing a dollar where you had
allowed fyes Old eIavats wiLl experience a;resa
nrreeton in her hands coming but so reuyennteds1s
that nobody but those that are into the secret
would suspect I that they afe Old friends in new
shapes The gownyou were going nyFA-out of
what forgotten chestshe has gathered themateaL Ln1
ais you cannot there itis, eopfoItaIst
Rie and waF1n and Just the hing anted
as the almanac will let then 1ii "a 1850 s} iaaI
/, You will find "a wonderful change inlher taStes5
and appetites.d Whereas, she always fanced Yhatsb
was little out Of season or just coming into mar
ket-now if beef is dear, she thinks ttboiled NUT
ION is delightful, ,-as tender as chicken sh III Oh
lamb rises and fish plenty she thinks
ped bass is SO good, occasionally, and alyas in
sists on having it Fridays. Where's, berore. she
must hear allthe musical celebuties-now, she Is
"out with these foreign si1gets 10
If Jenny Lind were to return sing some ofouraE
own sweet airs, she'd like to hear her; but she "a
has had enough of Italian Extravagances, all writ
lemon the leger lines below above, as if it were
asin to tary longon the common staff. ,asa u iait
Before You have thought much about ityo1Wilr
lind yourself spending most of POUR evenings at
home, and such evenings tool so full of domestic
enjoyment, and fIesde pleasures, that you viii -
look with wonderion the record last year. sexsi
penses and marvel that you found inns IeliShl5o
for the costly that 50 seriously taxed hb
youf port-monnaie.
Ny dear friend, if like Spain, your odtgoeS h9
threaten toe1ceedryour income, be sure and tellas
your wifeof it. Not in. a. toneand manper ithatads
will lead her to think you don't;want her to buy rs
tuns this winter, butjIst asif you wanted acolh
sellor in day Of your trouble. Andif she does
not come up, heart and soul, and most successfuloh
" to relief pnt me down foI no prophet, and
her for no specimen Of Yankee lass.Tz-N. lIrsfti
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