Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1852-03-25
MOFFATS
Life Pills and Phoenix BitterS.


Life Pills and Phoenix BitterS.
These Medicines have now been before the
public for period of FIFTEEN YEARS, and
during that time have maintained high cfarac-
ter in almost every part of the globe for their
traordinary and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease 10 which the human frame Is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of csrllscated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge OF an untinlely
grave. after al the deceptive nostrums OF the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
ment Of health, without which lie itself IS but
a partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and iHfalbly proved, that 1t
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act
It was TO their manifest and sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernicous quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
GTNES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor
Arsenic any other mineral, II any form
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known TO several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent phaTmaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown TO the
ignorant preteuders to medical science and were
never before administered in so happily etficacOus
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
Of the stomach and bowels the various impuri-
ties aud crudties constantly settling round them ;
and to remove the hardened faces which collect
Of
medicines Only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habtual
Cosveness, with all its train of evils, sudden
Darrhna with its imminent dangers This fact
is well-known to all regular anatoInlsts who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice Of these we-informed men against
the quack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the bad
der; and. by this means, the liver and lungs,
the heathful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity Of the urinary organs. The
blood which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified BY them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the BAN
ner Of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases IN which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
20 be ntalible
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
FIRST and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEkDACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL 1EMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, winch
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, wiz
vanish, as a natural consequence fits cure,
COstiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the iutcstines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent Purges leave the
/ bowels costve within two days.
/ Diarrhoea and Cholera, by removing the
! sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
/ occasioned, and by promoting the lubucatlve Sc
/ erection of the mucous membrane.
Fevers Of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process Of perspi
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution o
all intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known t,
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks
/ and GOut IN half that time, by removing Ioca
! Inflammation from the muscles and iigaments o
The joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
eniug the kidneys and bladder they operate mos
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for tn,
worst cases of Gravel
Also Worms, by dIslOdgng from the turning
Of the bowels the Shiny matter 10 which thes,
! creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving tn,
/ air-ycsseis of the lungs from the mucous which
! even slight colds viii occasion, and which if no
| removed, becomes hardened, and produces thes
dreadful diseases.
Scuryy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, b,
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEOI
. CINES give to the blood, and all The humOrs
ScorbutIc EruptiOns and Bad COMPLEX
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids ina
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa
Sons all eruptlve complaints, salIow, cloudy, an,
other disagrccabe compilations
The use of these Pills for verv short tim,
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and Z
striking Improvement in the clearuess Of The skin
Common Colds and Influenza VIII always b,
/ cured By one dose, or by two even in the v-ors
( eases.
/ PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
/ and obstinate maady, the VEGETARIFL LIFT
/ MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
! recommendation II Is well-known to hundred.
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with thi.
complaint for upwards of TWRTY-FIvE YEARS: and
/ that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
( within the whole compass Of the Materiq Hedica
/ lie however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public and he was cured in
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE,
I For this scourge of the western country these
! Medicines will be found a safe, speedy, and GER
i tam remedy. Other medicines leave the system
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