Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1852-06-17
ETOFFATS
Life Pills and Phoenix BitterS.

Those Medicines have now been before the
public for a period Of FIFTEEN YEARS, and
during that time have maintained q hign cilalac-
ter in almost every part OF the globe Tor ther eA-
tra0rdinarv and immediate power OF restoring per
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of eer1,scated instances. they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge OF an untmely
crave after an the deceptive nostru1ns OF the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
ment Of health without which life itself IS but
a partial blessing. So great indeed, has Their
efficacy invariably and infallibly proved, that It
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous 10
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act
II was 20 their manifest and sensible acton IN
purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and ylgor, that
thev were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of perncious quackeries which
boast ufveretabe ingredients, the LIFE mEDI-
CIEES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor
Arsenic, nor any other mineral IN any form
whatever They are entirely composed Of eX-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
Of which, though long known 10 several Indian
tribes, and recently TO some eminent pharmaceU-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown TO the
ignorant pretenders to medical science f; and were
never before administered in 50 happily ethcacious
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
Of the stomach and bowels the various impuri-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and TO remove the hardened faces which collect
in the convouti0ns Of the small intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce haDitual
"a. r.F Ne -srFtf DON
Diarrhma with its imminent dangers. This fact
is well-knowu TO all regular ANTAGONISTS who eX-
anime the human bowels after death /; and hence
the prejudice Of these weli-inf0rmed men against
the Guack medicines Of the a"a- The second
effect Of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
CTTFS is TO cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der and bv this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthfuI action Of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood which takes its red color from the agency
of The liver and lungs before it passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourIshed
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, reneWs every part Of
the system. and triumphanJly mounts the ban
ner Of health In the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be inlalbie.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stOmaChs ana creating a How of
pure healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrld
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE !, hEARr-
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL ENPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHoLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the iutesuues with a solvent process, and
without violence; all violent Puges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
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sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
occas.oHed and by promoting the lubncatye Sc
erection of the mucous membrane.
Eevers of al kinds, by restoring the blood TO a
regular circulation, through the process of persTi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction IN others.
The IIEa MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and GOut IN half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and iigameuts Of
the Joints.
Dropsies Of all kinds, by freeing and strength
anEu- The kidneys and bladder. they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found q certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel
Also Worms. by dizlodging from the turnings
Of the bowels the shiny matter 10 which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air--esscls OF the lungs from The mucous which
even slight colds vii. occasion, and which. ir not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores. by
the perfect purity which these LIFE NEDI-
CIEES give to the blood, and all tie hum0rs.
Sc0Tbutic Erupti0ns and Bad Complex
ions, b. ,ae, alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state Of which occa-
sious all eruptve complaints, saIlow, cloudy, and
other dsaErecahle coinpaxioas.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
viii effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum. and
striking improvement in the cIearIass OF tie skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be-
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As q remedy for This most distressing
and obstinate maIady. the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation Il is welI-known to hundreds
ia this city, that the former proprietor Of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this