Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1852-05-06

tor in almost every part of the globe for their
traordinary and immediate power OF restoring per-
feet health To persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease TO which the human frame IS liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of cer,,ecated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimely
crave after al the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
neut of health, without which life itself is but
a partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infallibly proved, that 1t
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
bounded and upon which they consequently act
II was to their manifest and sensible acton IN
purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
thev were indebted for their name
Unlike the host of pernicious quackenes which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CTTES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever They are entirely composed OF eN-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders to medical science f; and were
never before administered in so happily efficacious
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
Of the stomach and bowels the various impun-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened faces which collect
in the convoIutions of the small mtestnes Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habtuai
Costiveness with all its train of evils, or sudden
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers This fact
is well-knOwn to all regular ANTAGONISTS who ex-
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the prejudice of these well-infor1ned men against
the quack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the dad
der: and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the heaIthfu action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs Inc
blood which takes it's red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart. being thus purified by them, and nourshed
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part Of
the system. and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallible.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stoIuachs, and creating flow Of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL IEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, wla
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costve within two days
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubncatlve Sc
Grafton, Of the ruucous membrane.
FeVers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of persp
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution o.
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known -
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weas
and Gout in half that time, by removing S@
inflammation from the muscles and IgamentMp
the Joints,
Dropsies Of all kinds, by freeing and strength,
aning the kidneys and bladder they operate mos
delightfully."- on these important organs and henc,
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turning'
Of the bowels the Shiny matter TO which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
/ air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, If moi
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
/ dreadful diseases
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the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDE
+ CINES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
( The use of these Pills for very short time
! viii effect an entire cure Of Salt RheuTn, and q
striking Improvement in the clearness Of the skin
4 Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
I cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
/ PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
/ MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation Ii is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor Of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
I complaint for upwards of TIuRTY-FIyE YEARS ; and
. that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass Of the Mqteria Mcdicq
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered TO the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
I possible, by any human means.