Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-11-25

Mt S. viii supply his subscribers pu'etHay
and Al nnearly hour
uow 70 GET Ox.-The New Orleans Picayune
.on,pues to get off good things as OF yore. Here
:, ,omethiny quite as good as column iul oil
',Iog.6ebts' and miraculous exploits of nobodies;
.Oue way to get on is to put upyour modesty
and sell it to the lowest bidder II no one VIII
buy it, give it away, send it as gift to some asy-
lun-do anything with it but keep it. When you
s,d YOURSELF totally free from this useless tnint'
catch n newspaper editor. Don't pepper or salt
him. or chop him up fine, but haste hin-handl
him tenderly-speak gently to him, as gently az
any sucking dove. When you have charmed him
to your magic bidding, lose no occasion to give
him an opportunity of 'puttiug'' you in his paper.
Go to AIgiets or Gretna GRce fortnight, say, 50
that when you return, and of course call to see
how his health IS, he may be "delighted to well
come you back" u,
Ifyou see a dog run over in the street, or two
children fighting. pick up the rst or separate the
l,tter and be sure to let the editor know it-nci-
dentally-in the course of conversation un-
deIstand. XII
But an uniailing recipe for doing tile editor aud
getting yourself in his paper, is to make speech
somewhele-anywhere-o 10 matter what sub
iect-whether you are wanted or not. Don't de-
mend on the reporters-take down the speech
YOURSELF, and be ceItaiR that half an hour does
not elapse before your friend, the editor has the
Ms. There are other ways of raising the wind;
such as attacking yourself in your frie..d'sRews-
paper under one name, answering the attack next
d,y under your own name, aud then coming out
the third day with card signed by number of
respectable citizens, testfyiRgo your great talents,
GOOD character, misfortunes, &c. Butwe advise,
above all things, you wish to F'get on" 10 catch
an editor, sc. There's nothing like it. He'llof-
ten shove you on, merely as a lady of our ac-
ouuiRtnnee married-tog get nd other husband"
To READERS AND ADvEnrlsERs.-Our remarks
yerday in relation to the necessity of furnishing
directly at our Office the copy of articles designed
to be placed beiore the public without delay, did
NO, apply 10 advertisers. They, Of course, are the
best Judges as to the time al which they wish their
Advertisements 10 appear, and it is matter of in
difference to US as TO the channel through which
they reach u.s. 1t is simply our province to insert
them. ..,.. .... ...t...-
1t was reading matter, in contra-distinction to adj
SertlSemenLsJ LeSaLueu ~ SuUJ0OLS "a 6SNSi@A az
tellgence, the preparation of which is assigned to
secIataries, committees, &C., and for the publiea-
ton Of ,Ohieh zoe do not charge, Gncluding, hoEeV-
er, publications by the city, TO which we referred
When an accommodating disposition exists in
printing offices to furnish their neighbors with co
pies of articles designed to appear simultaneous in
each paper, it is inconvenient and troublesome to
do 80; and where that disposition does not exist it is
impossible for us to realize the expectations of our
friends in regard to the promptness with which they
sometimes wish publications to appear, and with
which they Should appear, il the copy were fur
nished US.
To ADVERTISERS, we will say that their faVors
would be more certain of receiving prompt inser-
ton if sent directly to our Office. For the benefit,
however, of those to whom it may be more eOnVe-
neut to insert them fist in the other papers of this
city, with directions for to copy. wewill take to
looking more regularly at those publications than
we have done heretofore. 20 .
DR.A.P. WHEELER.-We copy the following
Just tribute to DR.. Wheeler from the Washington
(Pa.) Reporter:
ait will be seen, by his card, that this estima-
hi. gentleman has chnuped his residence from |