Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1852-10-13

Tie got along WIFI Ills soup very wen
aud was pausing for breath, before he finish
ed it, when waiter snatclled it away ant
was running off with it.
"Helo, you, sir" vocilerated the Yam.
kee, al see you. Fetch that ere back
quicker'n lightning, or you'll hev yer heae
punched"
His plate was returned, and he finished
his soup with dignity. After waiting &
moment he raised his voice again, and
summoned the offending waiter sternly.
"kalkerlate to starve me?"
"No, sir"
Wall-why dom you fetch on some
fresh fodder, darn it"
"Thcre's the earle, sir"
{" Where's the cart And what in the
thunder am | to do with the cart when
hev got it? Look out, yer pisky sarpent
yer!l kotci it"
"Ihe bill of fare"
81 don't pay my bill till I've had my
fodder"
The waiter humly explained his meaning.
Whats all these crack jaw names
mean! Give me something plain aud
hca. ty-brd corn bcef-aud fetch it about
the quickest, while | look over the paper,
aud see what else Ill hev.'
The meat was brougl, him. "Hold on p
W"s 'e '..s' I :. o'".a' o,,. ,..,, w." ~ "0
Maccaroni, sir.
alright, Canp'n. Hurry it up.
The dish was brought
;, Let c,:',"'i eoss 'o'.eo '"I =. uIa I.a "
Easier el u',' rs 'ea. , .'''iu 10 "s Ne, a.
W"o""P yer ',',u WI, '.''he nc n "'' 'A"' .a" w ~.
OH the spot W nat 10 yer inca" W run,
mug yer !'ss o" "e JS' "r.HuS' "r. @ ''"' ,.o :.
s!raI'ser j" '"eSe P"..s 80 "No """i w.
.r ume" l"Pe s'e''s ''," wv" va ''':"e o""
lhaI F'sh'' Anu no" so'e >,''esl:. ,, n., a..
vinegar S II, t'e CASTOR SIR rcl''eo '"e
waiter, ana mace sood his retreat j.,
p" In the castor Is h-hcys soN'"4u'seo
the Yankee; and where III The thunder Is the
castor"
lhe gentleman opposite Pus"eu 1t TO-
ward HIM. lie looked at H. ana taxing up
the castor by the bottom' turned 1t up, nut
all 'lie crurts manifested a'S,re 10 nus
trate the law OF gravity, and leaped from
their locations, ana the ia'iKee was COM
:! PEELED I" set 1t down again.
":Je rusalem! he exclaimed. his
eteJs a,curious contriSanee' lle2 anu no.,m's
take. How OH arth am 10 get nj that
tanal vinegar! Ill try II once more. :,
Again he cantered the castor, but this
time all the stopples tnmhieo ou'.
lhunderatIon : he r"Ared, here's a
pretty mess Darn 1t all mere I've got the
castor OIL !" my gravy a"a i, 'ne ";'r"eu reu
lead on my cabbage ana tue Jaiier o" my
tater. Darn tue thlng' say
MY TREND SAID tue gentlemen oppn'
shc' WIN strong co"''o' over n'S ''s"'!e
muscles, 1t appears to me tat II were III
want OF vlne!E;ar' | w1u'u 'akc t,e vinegar
cln't out o' inc stan"' anu oy ''i'' ''c'''S
should avo'a all ,r'n'e'
here inc "n"'e c"',.P',.' walters a''"
a' Dnrst INTO Il c"h'"'ssc III o' ,',""'e'. ';
chair. and rlarnu defiance on his neighbor
"How in the name of all tarnal cusses
in creation" he yelled, "sllould know
ANYTHING about the way the darned thing
worked. when never seed one on 'em arore
You've ha,chcd this up agin me- know it.
Wbar's the Laudlordl Fetch your bill on
I'll get out of this hain't eat ten cents
worth, but Ill pay up like book, and cuss
and onit. And Il ever | set out TO eat Il
meal of vitles in Boston town again; We
NAV take nv hide and tau it. Darn your
c,stors lie and YOU too one and all !'
And hinguing down q dollar on the ia
bIp he seized his white hell ton from the
II. e .n,,.,,I,l;,,,, ,.,;,or ,r, ,.,,,,ors,d
nnwn W,sLnnton and State Streets he
stro,Led i like y comet and never Stacked
his mace till he pulled up on board of the
hs"eoeGh G, y -, ~ 8. a., ,,,,,,,na.r
~ zap pr u, @ S"1a E "i ~. ~ '"u "v;.L I' ~ rour.
cls' "a 'ou' ".' Jus. 40 to'.A 90 ou ~ =.
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se. nos'o" as". JS. .aNe "o ', "y W. s'". y
anu III 'no~ ~. , as ,,''' ''"' ''' 'e'' Do0'' "'
any gay. '-...-
SPIRITUAL KHowLEDGE IN HIGH PLACES.
A short time ago, two Of the most Iistin.
fguished milIionarcs, in Aourisl,ing South.
their n,ntuul merits In the coprse Of tho
confb the Judye bantercd the Colonel and
offered to bet five dollars that the latter could
not say the Lords prayer. The Colonel
accented the bet, and putting himself in a