The organ of the temperance reform. (Cincinnati, O. [Ohio]) 1852-1853, 1852-03-26
ThnihIn RnaIat


| Il SpeeKtatOr's Apology You can't make
the pot boil without bubbles.
QEestiOS for NatEyalists. is the pei.
ican like Mr.. Hobbs Because hs is eelebrat.
ed for picking his chest.
TeetOtalism in High LHe.-H g genteel
family we're to sign the pledge, they would dis
charge the butler aud not have any porter.
Punch defines liberty to be an angel till We
gain her, and woman afterwards.
BrigffesS on the PTofessioS Of tie lag.-
Briefless says the law is certainly profession,
for with him it iS any thing but practice!
TIE 1tghtsst Knot is RoTId.-The ma.
trimonial knot, once tied, never can be united:
and the worst that is, like the Gordian knot, YOU
cannot even cut it.
Tie Fortune Of War.--The charge Of the
British troops is objected to By the financial
economists in peace, and in war by the enemy.
Fact in AsiRsai Magnetism. An alderman
being mesmerised was found to be a clairvoy-
ant on placing pair Of Spectacles on the pit
Of his stomach
If foreigner were told that many a poor
eu!ate struggled and starved upon G40 year
for doing the work Of q rector who frequently
had "a 600, what would he say To the En-.
giish Churchf Shameful In.a.curacyl" In.
Accuracy
Prophecy When yOu see big woman put
her hsnds upon her hips, and looking very
black, intimate to person that she is going to
give him "a bit Of her mind the chances
are, she will not only give it him, but likewise
break tie peace.
what's 1t that woman frequently gives her
eountenance to, and yet never takes kindly7
The small pux.
QEeStiO1 in Mgth0logg--If Atlas could SUD.
port the world on his shOulders was be able 10
balance the poles on his chini
H0a- IHterUsatiOn. "A p incipls that cannot
be recommended too strongly in ell matrimo-
nial wars.
Akin to to the above is the following recent
TO breH good domestic quarrel:
"Get plenty OF hot water, which yOu can
always have By running into debt. Into the
hot water throw your grievance, and keep
stirring it for several hours with any small tnfie
that turns mp. When it begins to boil, ponr
in all the household annoy ances you can rake
tegether and flavor it with the biuerest truths.
Of which you should always kerp a stock at
home, ready cut aud dried. Let it stand ell
night and, il Jon come down to breakfast very
late, the next morning, you will find that
there has been great rise in the meantime
in your quarrel The next thing is TO com.
menee cooling down, which is best done
by drawing off rapidly into the opposite corners.
If you want your quarrel to BE- brewed very
strong, and to last the household loHg time,
yOn haa better get your mother-in. Law to come
and live mouth with you."
Self PsasessiO1 asd PreseNes Of Hind
A thief, surprised IN the set Of robbing bRnk,
is asked what be is aDouts and answers "0nly
taking notes.
CtaRssMre for 4as aNa Hoyse.--A Yankee
in the Southern States, says that the proper
shoemaker for a nigger is 8 blacksmith.
Impottaatf0 PRNstsrs. He who makes real
jokes is called wae; but he who makes only
heavy attempts at joking may be called Wag.
Masieai fact. People are apt to OeOmplain Of
the vile tunes that are pl yed about the streets
BY grinding organs and yet they may all be said
10 be- the music 0f hasdie ~
The RatHFai Moraiist. The aatumnal bTeezo
is not celebrated for making good rezolutions
and yet 1t kesps turning over anew leaf.