New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1852-01-01

The editor OF the American Mechanic has encountered
trials unknown to ordinary Hearkcn unto his wall
ings Owing to the fact that paper maker disap-
pointed the mails failed and deprived Of
changes Dutch pcdder stole scissors the rats off
with paste and the devils went to the circus while
the editor at home tending babies, paper is
vodaby delayed beyond the proper period of publica
ton"
That women born to love" certain that
General Jackson born to command" that every
body born to dic Their very dialect shows the
strength of this procliyty They use the word to indicate
any sort Of affection passion, pca appetite fancy
They love their lovers and their husbands fine dresses
and fine dinners sweetmeats and sweet ribbons with
apparently the samesort and the of afec-
ton To "like Is too tame expression for lady's
choice. She Gloves every thing hat she does not hap
pen to hate) and find other word in the dictionary
that is equal to her need.
See there's exclaimed returned Irish soldier
gaping crowd he exhibited with pride his tall
with bullethoe in it, look at that hole. will you
You that if it had been lou crowned hat should
have been killed outright!'
The Morristown Jerseyman says twenty-five papers
have nominated Commodore stockton for the Presidency
and thinks his chance of obtaining the nomination ia
better than that Of Gen. Cass.
There is great deal of qnet satire in the following
which we copy from the Hartford Courier One evening
that lying in the street designed build
ing, The wagon turned bottom up ON the pile and
the man split out while the old horse stood still If
joyng the fun. The picked himself up, rubbed his
side, and commenced embarrassing the horse. When
this done. ho quietly turned round to by-stander
and inquired If would be considered nuisance to leave
the wagon there all night
Tim recommends that if you walking upon a rainy
day and tall man without umbrella to offer him
tOfy hpy . tnLn in, hpoki
his hat and cnging to the staff swing yourself
of the mud OF he will be polite to say any
thing about it. II -u.-
Mrs. Swisshem says that the reason nation con-
another is not owing to the kind of they
but the kind of food In her opinion meat will triumph
over cabbage. So long cattle and Hindoos feed
caufowers SO long will bulldogs triumph the
and the Tarters the other When Ireland frees her.
self from England it will be when Ireland swaps hel
potatoes and takes to pork To expect freedom to
from buttermilk is absurd to look for ballot boxes
in Russia. .-
captain of military company down East has invent
| ed machine for drilling his company.
The mercury in eastern thermometer fell down few
mornings since. and although apparently uninjured il
was unable to rise for several days.
George R. G. Price Esq, formerly editor of the Cumber
land Md) Civilian has been elected member of the yir
ginia House of Delegates from Hardy county.
John OConnel of the great berator is about TIC
emigrate with his famiy to Australia. Mr.. OConnel
was the late NJ p. for Limerick.
letter from Paris to the NewYor Commercial Adver-
ser that between twenty and thirty medical gentle
from the United States have formed society at Pa
rs for the purpose of promoting the study of the differ
ent branches Of science connected with their profession
and of facilitating for American physicians the enjoyment
of the numerous advantages Of the Paris schools and
pitfalls The society will also communicate the American
press accounts of such experiments the members may
deem valuable.
coquette is rosebush from which each young beau
plucks leaf and the thorns left for the husband
THE Arctic ExPEDiTIoN-Dr Kane. the Surgeon of the
Grnne Arctic Expedition is about to deliver
lectures upon that Expedition, at the Smithsonian Ins
tute Washington.
Boy. what is your father doing to-day?'' We'll
spoe he's n' hern him tell mother yesterday to e
round to the shops and get trussed all she couldand
it right off toofor he'd got every thing ready to fail W
to nothing 'cepting that
witty contemporary remark that the first dress
by Mother Eye was bear skin.