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Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28
AND lI1ITTsRURG Raj
rf, ,rsy.t. Road yaW .Esas-Elta
Ilsl - - -

ON and after Wednesday,. June 18th. 1852, Passenger
~ Trains Will daily, excepted az folloWs
vile and ntermeISte statonsi o;4o, p M Aoe6mn1oda.
lion Train for RaSenna stopping at all way stations.
Leaves Ravennn at 700 A. M Accommodation Train for
Eelvcs p weIsve at 1888 p NJ Express Train for
Cleveland, and intermediate stations. li5 d .g.S
The 9:40 Express Train from Cleveland connects daily
with the following hncs to wit: AT Hudson, with the
Akron Branch Railroad for Cuyahoga Falls and ATon at
Warren; Alliance with the Ohio and Pennsylvania Rail
Road; Bayard with hacks for Dover New Philadelphia
FOR PTTTSBURG.-The Oslo A. M. Express Train,
Cleveland connects at Wellsvllle with the new and
elegant side wheel steamer, FOREST CITY for Pittsburgh
and intermediate landings arriving at Pittsburgh the same
evening 9it - pm,
Fare Pittsburgh by way orNvellsvie,
are ticetea through, their baggage a
checked thLoughto Pittsburgh via Wellsyille.
Cleveland connects welsve with the splenled side
wheel steameTs, WlNCHESTER and DlIiRNAL for
Ing at Wheeling early the some evening ta5
RETURNING.-12:35 F. N: Express Train, connects
and Pennsylyaia Railroad Alliance and at HEdson with
the Akron Branch Railroad.
Passengers leaving PfttsburE at o'elodk, A, M, and
nress Train rom eIlsvile arrive at C4eSelands in
time to connect with the Lake Steamers for New York
Also forTolsdo Detroit, Chicago Racine, Anwaukis,
and the entire North West. -.-..y r. i
the morning by this route arrive ut Cleveland TIE same
eSaeiee cSsag6 anu On 'p' i0''oW'S s''' M tseS'
The Accommodation Train wing ri o'cloSk
M connects at Hudson with the Akran BRANCH hall
morning Express Train OF the Cleveland GouahW' ana
| Cincinnati Railroad for tho South -,
RETuRNtNG.-The Accommodation Train Leaving OleSe-
land at $40 p M connecs with the Express Train from
Cincinnati and Columbus at Cleyeland undwtth the ANTON
/ B.tSP r. r. OFFICE John DURaNp-
l & C,eyelani, , June II, ,62 Superintendent
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7TODD- g. DEVOL,

1T I'HEl WELL- hNUWN -SIdID, :
Sign of the Black Mammoth Boot, South End of
Market Square, y. =
A RE opening unusually large stock OF Fall and
great care at the very best workshops
orPhadelpha and New England, expressly for our
sale and Retail trade To our regular customers, and all
others who may favor with call can or you goods
which guarantee equal quality of material and work
manshp, those in this part OF the
United States. TODD d DEVOLe q
Wheeling Sep q, 1882. d
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28
III New Music Store.
Sign OF the GrccInn TriGOnun, No. 400
lInin Street. ID. .-... .g. tr..#..

.,s----,. j. FICKIESON would respectfully an.
=-TI SSlnouuCc 10 the citizens Wheeling and vi
VI II 4 cinity, that he has Just opened new an"
Guitars, ViolnceIlos Flagolets Flutes, Flcs Aceordc-
ons, Eanjos, and Tamborines Brass Instruments Tho
nstruoton books for all kinds Instruments and for
Music ior the Piano. Guitar, Flute and Vion ALSO the
newest Songs Duetts and the very hest Roman ah
Italian Violin and Guitar Strings. ]
Caronets Reeds Tuning Forks also Violin and Guitar
Screws, Violin Finger and Tail BoaIda. Pos. 't.
Bows fOr ViolincelIo and Violin . L..
A. Klcrer's Furniture Polish for renovating varnlshou
FUR iturc Pianos Cabinets, Steam Boats or any
descriptions OF Furniture. -,
Also for sale by tho Agent for Keber Pttsbnrg Pianos
OF the first and best in the United States such
as Nunns and CaTk's grand and square Pianos, j. r. l
HAMS Haett and Aliens celebrated Boston Pianos &c
Agent for the make OF Carhardt and Needhams fa'e"t
MelOdeons. d. -.
~ the lowest prices. 70 ..t--. .' .- H'
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28

9r books, STATIONARY, Variety Goods, Sc:
IHE Subscriber thankful Tor the liberal eSte
ded to him. 6egs to request the purchaser
to his present large and we'll selected assoEeut consist
ing Of SCHOOL, Medical theological Historical and MIS-
celaneobs Hooks, Plain and Fancy Stationary, Blank
books Wall and Window Papers and Variety Goodss-
10 Merchnnts Teachers. School Trustees and other.
wishing TO robase in quantities. every nducement VIII
Rsss tskeI OF paid cash. the highest
iS'e4' JOHN H. THOMPSON
+. "a ur et - tta0l 5sH s7A nv 81 Monroe Street.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28
NUMBER lO4
POETRY
Death of the First Rorn.
on. ~ Willis GAYLORD CLARE.

NT ny WILLIS GAYLORD CLARK
sngusr ifYogps motber-he is gonei 4itf
His dimped Cheek no more will touch thy breAsti
stl3 aa- ~ No more the music tone
Float from his lips to thine ali fondIy presSed;i
His smile and happy laugh are lost TO thee zs5
Earth Earth must his mother and his pillow be. i.A
&. ln=. ,:.Hiswus the mourning hour: 1ssleD
u ana he hath passed in beauty front day. rsas
..f.-,..,.l, A bud, but not flower, ,7ff 5is
Torn ihtts aweetness from the parent spray: .,4-s
fia The deatn'winI swept him TO his son repose,
most in spring time blights the early rose.
Never on earth again ti,.,fs., 4s.,n7
~ win This reh accents charm thy listening ear
lHsie-'sl Like some Eolian strain,
q Breathinga eventide, serene aud clear - ai
W His voice il choked in Dust and his eyeSe sgee
The unbroken seal Of peace and silence nes.l, 7Ga
- % yan i.'sAnd from thy yearning heart;
bii Whose lHmost core was warm with love for him,
giadness nInst depart, 5raseiIa5
Aud those kind eyes with many tears be dim;
While lonely memories uneeasng train,
wti turn the rapturcs OF the past pain.
'ssYet mOurneri while the day ti ST.
-. Rolls, like the darkness OF funeral, by: s.:r
i4ss And hope forbids one ray
l!f To stream athwart thy grief diseolored sky
There rises on thy sorrows evening gloom cf
trembling lustre from SeyoHd the tomb. e -.r.
.sdi --- '"Tfs from the better landi '''-
There hathed in brightness that around them brings
Thy loved one's wings expand, .-.-
AS with the choiringc cherubm he aingsi rf-.
'' And ali the glory Of that God can see,
fs Who said on earth to children-tCon1e 10 me-
"Motherl hychd is blest:
And though his presence may be lost to thee.
r lIfs5E And vacant leave thy breast,
D. And missed, a sweet load trouithy parent knee,
i7s Though tones familiar from thine have passed
Thou'lt meet thy first born. with hts Lord at ast''
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28
NEW FIRM.

~ MBssRS. cAYwooD, CoNKLIN & CO.,
having purchased the entire stock of Stoves, Tin
Copper and Sheet Iron ware of 7. C. CulbeTtl
IS son, would respectfully inform the citizens OF
fE Wheeling and vicinity, that they will carry ON
lhe business of manufacturing Tin, Copper, and Sheet
Iron Ware which they have constantly hand good
assortment for Wholesale and Retai very low for 1ashi
ali personS Wishing TO purchase, would do we'll to call and
see ms at No. 19, Union St. at the old and well known
Rand heretofore occupied by T. G.. Cubertson. rlf a
Particular attention paid TO repairing. u
Wheeling, Aug. 81. CAYwooD. CoNRLIN & CO
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Brentlinger & Armstrong,
H r-4HDpE

TAVE just received at their medical store, fresh sup
f ply choice medicines, such people may
rely upon making their selections regard Is paid TO
prices, so the article be OF the best quality.
PkysicinnH' Prescriptions put up by CAREFUL hands
at all times, day or light. aug21-1yrd
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28
!sTEAM MARBLE WORKS,

&C MARkKT ST., WHEELING, ,IVA.1
HIHE SUBSCRIBER having made OHcnatNc arrange
mcnts in the East the supply Of Maj be and con-
empIating the erection of'seom works. he would invite
Inc attention OF Tchects Builders, and the public in seh
eTa TO the Inspection his stock, consisting Of laai
Egytian Sienna American and other Marbles OF the finest
qualities which be sold lower thah any
ment in the west. rt
Dealers would find tito their advantage TO inspect his
His WORK is done the most elaborate style, and he
IvnI invite The attention OF purchasers TO examine Ills
tatnarV and other carved work. Monuments Cen
onphs Tombs, Head and foot sG9eS e & and r9Se ysT
fies tn SIMPLY This work considerable lower prices than
any other estab islInent in the country ''s.s
= ''s""fb''4 MICHAEL j. ROlIAN, rf.=
Marble Mason and Vault Builder.
r-,Iso C,alcne, Plaster Hydraulic Cement Plaster
Casts and Models and Marietta Grind sOnes warranted
al the lowest trade prices u ly.u.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28

oNE of the LATEST men in thia country. resides
in Iowa. As a sample of his inertia, we would
mention that the only reason he don't get married
is because he is too lazy to t'stald up.'' When
ever he feels like gaping he employs little bOyto
pull his mouth OPEN.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28

Auora the musical performances announced in
nj, Of recent festival of the Mormon
ssints at Nauyoo was solO on bqss drum nth
rsoiin S4eeoapaatmeat! What G1ust bethe state Of
-fbe divine ait among the MSImons we leave our
rsadets to guess 2as.'shis prog
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28
To CountrV Merohants.

'' TO Country Merchants.
Mr.. s. s. KNOX having Withdrawn from the tirn. oi
w S,nCo,en Knox & Co, the remaining partners have
os icd with them Mr. Chester d. Knox, lbrother OF s.
S. Knox Iong and known in the trading public
.,ss%n1inFF Si the stye or EcIallens and Knox.
hsy would iuform their old lho
bsSSn 0IC ibeTay sustained TIE and all other dea
and Shoes that their all Stock will be aTr1V'
Sn9 trom me ION to the last of September. -.l,
Having been selected with the gIeatest care anu oo
they Stter themselves that in their Fall Stock o
Bois and Shoes they hold out Inducements In quality
~ 5rres to any offered In the market To
CntTv Merchants their east, they would be pea-
sS their stock and post them teaIlea
coi1pa rfson with the markets Of Baltimore and
ph;ts 5sInIi, nj : Csep3I 10 McGLAIBENS & KNOX
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28
QUINCY FOUNDRY
1TD7,, uud Quincy Streets

.t. WHEELING, Va. m ra
TTJHE greatly enlarged and now COM
neted their extensive establishment, prepared TO
furnish the public with every variety Of work in their line
Splendid plain and fancy arches, including fcnders SUM
er Fronts fire iron stands, &C., ovens, common, round.
and straight barred grntes
% AN EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF STOVES,
IpoIiinr the newest most improved coal and wood
stoves FRANKLIN balloon, ten plate keel boat
ootv in ali its branches Sugnr kettles, or vari
Gus sizes and everything in tho domestic line wholesale
Mil gearing boat and mill castings Our extensive
md n,6sf improyed assortment of patterns, long
in tbis line of business and the liberal patronage
hberto received warrant us to expect continuation Of
custom in his part business Wind mill hay SCALE
corn shelter truck wheel and small wagon castings
Wagon and buggy boxes. n, ,,,r.,, sr,D,c. 90 sr
We are prepared furnish the patent lever,
side Crane hull, Hornet SnideT, &c We have also So
cured al this time the exclusive right to manufacture Of
GiSTIS PATENT PLOUGH, ono OF the most improved
imple ments in farming pt the present day.
iToD rails and fencing cemeteries, houses gardens
veTandas &c PorteT,s improved graduating twyere OF
iroe have secured the patent right for several count
ties for this useful iron, and recommendations
from the United States ATmory 6c,as possessing qualities
for facilitating the Backsmtlps labors which other
Window Consois, &c. In short every
thing in our line Or business Sad irons with fancy staEds
acTapers porch feet. vault fee re- window and sewer
qTangs &c Wrought iron, nall and spikes, OF tho best
1ualty at the lowest prices
Persons wishing to purchase in our line, wholesale
or retail will please give call AL orders from tLG
Country win Be caTey ttended to and puDetuAy fIJd.
Scrap iron purchased at market prices 10 .In Z
auE24. -g .fsriff+A4 "a lLiHN HN q fSSUttkSSifsf SUt7tkSSfsf
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28
Cincinnati IIydropnrhic Or

r, bove institution is now open for the reception OF
patients 1t is located about five miles nom the city,
nm tho Carthage pike, and but few rolls from the Ha
ion Cincinnati and Dayton Railroad, in the
the distance from the Miami ISisi, IN he Ht ten
70 thc lover OF nature. parts OF The country fur
nsh more pleasing variety OF scenery than spreads itself
before the traveller all the way from Cincinnati TO the
Cure There nature and art eomolne' rendering Inc view
beautiful beyond descr riptton;: ,.,,s- ,,,. a,
The new large and beautiful Edlhce displays the taste
of the artist glance The neatness and elegance OF the
Interior combined with the numerous attractions which
present themselves to the Ta s Hs l !To 70
syc the Rooms spacious and inviting where the invalid
Weather The Red Rooms are well ventilated
and neatly furnished; the Bath Rooms ample and
o1@ Se' In The Institution there Is
gymnasium Hall seventy CSt long. where patients
strength by heaithu; exercise The Springs which fnr
nsh hs wSsSt 4 o wins "se Roy
forth water both cold and delicious The country and
fr and variety OF scenery AIlthings combined
not think Of more desirable places for those seeking
ar pEIsr having had much experience tho
disease for many years Sss leave TO to ans
those committedto his care Mrs PEAsE who hAs, Fof
peculiar to her SEX and being every way uaed
for so important station. will take special cha the
mSe tSat bsns Of female beauty health and happiness
which prosrang the energies and destroy ing tAe use
this Institution successfully, Independent or possaries
supporters any kind To this subject we would invite
the attention OF ladies' as SeS VIC Shall expect tc
perform perfect cure -..-gg . .l..
us1iIton and Dayton Railroad will op at the Oarthaet
ststionI Patients requested to sTng two comorta
6ss, two two coarse shee t. six towels, andI
THE terms Roard u edcAi Services and a
w be ten 6llars mar week. payabl
stIs CHARGE Some deduction WIN be- made tohose VIII
End IL necessary TO spend len h OF e iR the Instu
iO three to i've dollars uin be charged for the frs
exanination. ,fi .sH.aaN 55fSt' ftfi ~
Por further particulars aiidees -s.,,.t -.-5,,s..
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28

(, WHEN Jemima tysentiito school sheswaa asked
wby the noun bachelor was singular. Because"
she innocently1eplisd, "ifsso singular theyidon't
get married r. Is ssa - sae4q
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28
WIN. bingham,
Shirt Manufacturer,
a
NEW BRITAIN.

....-asra 81 CONNECTICUT.
TAS appointed a. M. Adams agent the sale Of his
shirts at Factory prices. Merchants, ClCthers and
Others desiTOuS buying shirts of the best and
cheapest in the United States will call at ~ NJ Id
ans clothing store, where they will nd full assortment
vi
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DRUGS, MEDICINES,

Chemicals, Pertumery,i &C., &C. 3
n. CRUMBACKER would announce to his
friends and the public generally, that having puTchns.
ed the interest OF the senior partner in the business lately
conducted under the firm OF j. Crumbaoker Sou he
will continue the tho old stand, Mo- tT5 Main st
and would respectfully Solicit and trnsta merit eontim
unnce patronage literally bestowed on the Old linn
He has Just returned from the Eastern and Ia now
opening extensive and well sClGced stock OF drugs ami
Chemicals Perfumery, Fancy Articles &C.. all OF which
purchased rIer strict personal inspecon and with
scrupnous regard purity OF quality and are now offered
othe public the most reasonable terms. Tyr.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28
GEORGE MENDEI..
NoI5A, HInIn street,

"a r9' WHEELING VA. .1i3 sN hfA..
r S now receiving LA RGE LOT OF CARPETS, RUGS,
i MATS AND MATING. Also, Table and Floor Ole
Cloths all widths and keeps constantly on hand RTg
assortment OF Furnature of every description Gilt
Mahogany Framed Looking Classes Glas Plates, Yenitiam
and Transparent Window Blinds Hind Trimmings Glnc6S
Mahogany Vancers, Varnish. HaiTcloth, Curled Hair,
Spring, SaCking Bottoms Brass aud MNhogany Stair Rods
Get all oTwhCh will sold the Uwcstprices. aug2t
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28
I WHEELING, VA, TUES DAY MORNING,
. GITY BUSINESS.
COPP1ssRf, TIN, & ItgIIT41sr mo WARE
% .,'ial-'t'A Ma MI fa ot orvt.4 90" ~ -'

THANKFUL for the liberal patronage Aeretolorc
@ him. the su6sertbe would respectimS m
eontinussto manufacture the above named articles IN
all their variety, ofwhich he has always hanl good
sorten for Wholesale and retail at very low nricest
He also keeps on hand, cooking stoves OF the most a
proved patterns for coal and wood io A3 y t-Etg1t
Job work viii continue receive bis
and be executed with prOmptness and lP style that Will
please the nust fastidions.
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q ARTTFTcIAI, TEEtlITrl7rH.

-. =. DIR s. P. HULLIHkE, ONCE No. 13I,
Fourth street, near the Presbyterian church,,
aI y Manufactures Teeth expressly for ear hPar
YticuaH case. Full setts oTlireeth, or any
parts Of sctts made with artificial Gums. The Gum is
made In one continuous solid piece cost is the same
Full satts tsssh ma rom s7Sto $40 se,t small
sottS from 50 to IS per tooth NaTuGl luG tyr:d.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28
Americans, PntronIze XOur own Manu-
features. Ffr. .....

Wheeling Silk Factory.
A MRRICAN Silk, manufactured into superior and sub.
stan articles OF tho various fabrics now in use al
CIILLIS SILK FACT0RYj Main Street, Centre Wheel
ing Tho in such matters invited to call and sec
the process manuiRonG and those ishing TO rur-
Silks wholesale Teta be supplied on reason
able at Gins Store adjoining Tie Factory or at a.
M AdamsI j. s. Forbs', 4. o! FairchIe Marsh Il Tayr
iof's and d. W HelSdn's. Wheeling Va and St JatIcs
Richardson's Furnishing Ware House, No. ll9, Main
Street, Cincinnati, o. . .. f.. ~ IL
our Fabrics warentcd all pure Silk an1 have taken
the HIGHEST PREMIUMS, and gold and silver medals,
al the American Institute, New York, franklin Institute
philadelphia, and Ohio State Fair We arc constantly
manufacturing stock is now large and seasonabe
connrgnp many VaTiees-Yelyets satns, Nestnss dress
silks frinees GTaVats handkeTChies, OF white, black
plaid figured and printed all the newest styles made o
hest tincd silk twed aud plain. Also, shirts, drawers
and half hose for gentlemen.
ican manufacture Orders forevery variety
Iy executed. ,,,,,,.-,, ... ..I
Ne Mer' 'ha'''a"'' n JOHN w. GIaL.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28
THOS. MORNRROOK,
Dealer in Real Estate,

"As onhand building lots and improved property for
Ill ssIe on accommodating terms. Two Brick houses,
ne once and onn Hall societies or otherwise for Rent
Iyd. e Monroe St. No. 2li' up stara.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28

FoUR hundred years have, elapsed since the IN
yentioh, Of printing, yet books are not in eiscplas
ton all oyer the globe; while e the the use Of tobacco
became universal within fifty years Of its dlscps7
erY. t,...5zrE ,,7Tf, 4 SO mo II ss5sIi
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28
SELECT VARIETY.
The Fast Man and the Slow Man.

The Fast Man and the Slow Man.
q The fast man was born year too late, end now
his most earnest effort is TO overtake time. He
spends money as if ii were all due year ago. and
his mission were to see it dSburSed, whether it be
his own or his creditors. He starts out Of sound
sleep, and thinks 'fhe crisis has come" and quite
possibly it has, for he has big brood Of them un-
der his wing. He has seen score of them within
FIVE years, and he enjoys the ruin of his country
much as his mother enjoyed her mullins with her
coffee. He swallows his meals without digestng
them, and drinks the very hottest liquors. Hegoes
for his t'country, right OF wrong providing he is
friendly to the Administration. In politics, he is
flibustet, in religion spritualist, in social life
great reformer Of other mems morals, but he ne
yer returns borrowed umbrellas.
IL The 7sLOto man boasts of his conservatism, by
which he means uRbounded faith in keeping quiet.
He knows by heart the history of all fields that
have been won by delaying, and sometimes he
thinks that worlds mig be created by ga mastery
Iinactivity'' He values institutions as men do
their friends and their wine, according TO their age,
and foolishly supposes that whatever abuse itakes
century for Time to correct, Time has hallowed.
His back is always turned the good, since The
good times are all past. If there is in reality n
millennium to come he fances it will come as man
might go to Buffalo, by the Cape Of Good Hope,
I Canton, and the Pacific Ocean; he thinks the Mil
lenium will have to gather its gores from tie Old
Times, and march backward round the cycle Till ii
meets u.s. All the great men have died at lsss
All the great speeches have been made. All the
fine D ,etry has been written. All the fine essays
have been 'penned, and when Irving dies, the last
Of the essayists departs. All the good jokes have
been cracked, and the wit of the present day is a
miserable abortion. He eats the flesh of oxen that
were too slow for the yoke, and ptonounces spirit
ed the leaders of the Courier aud Enquirer. The
fast man bursts his boiler and prevents natural
death. The slow man gets through his tedious ILL
ness day after DEATHS appointment, and has te
be picked up by private dispatch at the ezpens'
of impatient heirs. aaH7'9 '2
| -.s-H.
Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-28

DEAN SwrFr-That worthy dignitary had once
handled rather severely certain stout and belli-
cose Major in Ireland, who. with sturdy stick in
hand, walked up to the Dean in the midst of large
company, and asked in a domineering tone, 'tif he
had not written the squib in question:
my good Sir replied tile Dean, al remember.
and have always acted on the advice of very pru-
dent and experienced friend, who said TO me when
was very young -''If you should ever have occa-
sion, as have no doubt you will have, to lampoon
quarrelsome and impertinent foolr and if the inn
pertinent fool should come and ask you if you wrote
the lainpoon, my advice is that you should answer
distinctly-I did not.'' 1 think this advice was
good; and, accordingly. in answer to your present
question, say,-T did not''
KNorrY PomT SErTLED.-First Juvenile Poli-
tician-.stWal, say, now the Demmycrats isin,
what do you 'spose they'll do2" 2.2 -
Second Juvenile Politician, (scornfullyl -"Ia,
yer fool4 Why mex Cuby and Ganadee, take tho
Giyano Islands, mex Hinglnnd, and bring Halbert
and Victory over, and show 'em at Rarnum's-
that's what they'll do"
FirstJuvenile Politician-"Theya anill7T-HooEay
IDemmycrats for everl-=saX give US plug will
lyer2" i9s r+