Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1852-01-21
lit ano Dumor.
t Hetty's idea os Mat msny.

ant Hetty's idea os Nat mony.
>'s, girls, (says Aunt Hetty) put down
~, embroidery and worstcd work, do
ac.i,ing sensible, and stop building air |
's. and talking Of lovers anu honey !
a-s; it makes me sick, its perfectly ,
. sd. NAL Love is tarcc-matrimnny I
lrmhug, husbands are domestic Ma
:. .cn., Nerns, hiexaudars, sighing Ia
g. hearts to ccuqu after they are sure
.2urs. The honey moon Is us short
- ii ~ LucIior lla:eh after that, you
s.-, wear your wedding dress at the wash
and your hleh'cap to meeting, aud
rThusbsnd wOu.,lr'S know il. You
80 pick NJ your own pocket handkerchief,
90 :. yourself to char, and split your
"a across the back reaching over the
s., to get q paice u butter. while lie is
ug il his breakfast IS il it was the
meal be should eat tins side q. Jordan;
Ii lie gets through he vii ala your d.
on, lwhiie you arc sirplng your trs'
,.pc t cofce,) 10y onquirlng @hat YOU i
~ ior dinner, whether tie cold lamb
al ate Yesterday, If the charcoal Is
aud wha; yea gave tx The last green
which you bcuglt. J hen he sets ny
Al The table, lights hls cgar with the
evening paper, that you have not had
:. oanee to read gives twu or three
Is Of smoke, sure to give You tLy
..dache for the forenoon, -. jrst ~ his
. tai! il vanishing through the door.
oosises ioI no: uoing THAT e.rauU' fol
yesterGuy-thlnks it doubtful If be
80, t,-iay--. 50 pressed with buaInes
> "a # him at eleven o'clock takiug al
>. -Cream with SOME ladies al N'BtonS,
lie You are at hume uew lining MS old
st sleeves. Children by tie cars al.
q , can't go cut to take the ar, ty,l as
"a y rs H. in drum /; husband comes
Ia lie at night, mods chow u ye do, FAM,
Acs Chariey's ears, stands little Fanny
"A the corner, sits down i'll the eislest
. ia the Narmcst corner, ruts hls feet
rver the gate, shutting cut al The
Ia while tue Dabys little mug uose
- IS blue with the cold ; reads the
paper all TO himself, soiaces LIe ihner
80. With a cup oi hot tea, aid ast AS
~ are laboring under the .ul.uo ia. on
a." ne viii ask You to taAe d nloG,uiui Oh P
-rrh air with him, he puls Oh Eis dressing
and slippers and hegas TO r"cS"n .
lie fanny expeuses. alter via - he .
loWn on the sUis ant You keep t.mr F,
y;.A your needle, While he sno.,- uii /
..l o'clock Next morning, ask am To
C yon "a little money he ks at
as if TO be sure you are IN your night !
~ Il, draws a Sigh long enough to lnhae
g. al OF bellows, and ask you "what you .
nt of it aud if half dollar Won I
%. Gracious king as if all these iitiie
sue and stockings and piuafores and
g.. coats could be had for "haIf dollar
-. girls! set your affections on cats,
!. les, parrots, or lap dcGs-hUt let
rimony alone. It's the hardest way !
e. nth Of getting living-you never
... when your work il done up. Think
,.. ..rylng eight or nine children through
- iueasles, chlcken-pox, rash, mumrs,
-cariet fever, some of EN- twice over;
makes my side ache t. tn,nk OF Il
,. YOU may scrimp and save, aud twist
urn, and dig and delve, aud econo.
. and die, and your husband VIII
GO y again, take what you've saved TO
his second wife With, aud she Il take
portrait for a irebOarj, and-but
the Use If t-ikIng I'll warrant
one of you'l Ii try 1t, the FIRST chance
get there's = sort of bewiichh ut
,t 1t, somehow. l wish one halI of
g.. world warut fools, and tother hait
. :, | do. Oh dear -. Olive Branch.
l politician who has no resources Of his
d, always connects himself with some
q temporary excitement; just as 4 nul-
shark rushes along IN the wake oi
to pick up the damaged provisions,
amputated limbs, and even old shoes,
, ,nay be thrown overheard
\ contemporary has "devil, who
... Ks this Is great world lie says that
Ae Office they charge him with all the
hey find, while at the house they
.se him with all they don't fud. He
~, to doubt the "propriety oi The pro-
-~slnss.