Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1852-06-12
OLD SERIES VOL. n9, NO. 3s'
GIVE 1T TO HIM.

Fanny Fearn, contributor to The Bostor
Olire Branch, thus shakes Mr.. Stahr by Tho
ears, for remafking slighlingly Of women.--
She says:
'Look, here, Mr.. Norris, wan! somo
body 10 hold me ! I've just been reading
an extract from Blackwood, by a German
Professor, by the name of Stair, in whichj
after commenting mos, severely upon the
character OF Louis Napoleon, he congresses
The pilh of the matter into this nutshell! -
But no reliance could be placed Oh him. In
word his character is that Of woman -
What do You mean by that, you old Ger.
man curmudgeon Aint women the quiet
est, patientest, lovingcst animals in exist
ence, when they get all they want? Did
you ever see woman snarly when tho
purse was properly supplied and she had
gown IN her wardrobe ! Theft lempers are
angelic if they are ouly manged right. If
you will brush cats back the wrong way
you must expect to get scratched. Women
always know what they want, and that's
more than half the men do and they want
1t when they ask for il, too, without any
hems or has, or ifs or butts Ant they full
of fan, and smiles and capern, before they
are married and what do they look like
afterwards, with their long faces, swollen
eyes aud calico morning gowns crawling
round the house like dyspeplic caterpillars.
When they've been worshipped like d4
viniiy for six months, or more, you expect
them TO hop right off their pedestal after
matrimony, and crouched down at your feet
like a whipped spaniel, who dare not even
growI TO himself when his ears are culIed.--
Character that Of a women y Humph =
AS TO Louis Napoleon, he isn't man to my
taste, or you either ! Did you ever see
man that half the fortitude of woman q
Ask the doctors about that, i! you catch one
lnai tells the truth. II man gets scratch
on his little fnSer, the whole house is put
in requisilion for sticking plaster, opodeldoc
Russia salve, and mercy knows whai.-
! Then there aut sayager thing in existence
than man when he's hungry Go ask
! favor of him some time just before dinner
bat don't wait for an answer and it the
razor dou't work right when he is shaving
in the morning, catch up the children and
clear the coast. Aud as for pin money, al.
though all man can earn would not pay
wiies wages, yet if you havnt any allec-
iionate pa, or big-hear,ed brother, or an ac-
commodatng brolher-in-law, heaven help
you.
'Did you ever know man, whose wife
was sent TO the state prison, who ever made
her call al the interesting institution 3
Aud did you ever know woman, even if
she'd had dozen sticks -spoilcd over her
head, who didn't bribe jaiors and stone
walls till she had got 10 him, some how or
other, 10 tell him how she loved him all the
better, the wickeder he grew and the more
people hated him ; aud how, if he had
abused her, she dare say il were more her
fault than his'u 2 And what did Kossuth's
wife do for him, you stupid old fool ? and
what did the American women Of the revo-
Luton do for their husbands and what will
their female descendants do for you you
beer drinking, phlegmatic, tobacco dried old
German, if you dare show you mahogany
phiz or this side of the big pond -
May you never know BY experience what
this means.n