The Texas Republican. [volume] (Marshall, Tex.) 1849-1869, 1852-04-03
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II was one OF thoss s1tsa6vS ke111oueoq
which ara to b. lied % y : " moa q
the large towns In shs isesssss Il Nsw
York, that Tie following ssssss astsa b -.
cured, ~ car he proved ~ crowd q
witnesses who have hsasd ~ lAed1osd ~
tie atory,
The hotel referred 10 wa. - ~ sees.
sion Of which We ars spsskia9. snees ~,
aud the nephew Of the Dasdlosd lsy ~ u
one Of the rooms on tie third 49,. He
was to receive medicine duris4 ~ niges
from per,on who had bssu presered y
watch with him. The landlord ~ h.
structed the aforesaid watcher 70 s4as3a3sees
= portion Of some litls pays,s y ~ -
ti.nt at twelve O'Clock the eoss 70 y -.
pea,sd At certain hours Of the night.
"IIe is rather .schy. said ths lsadlssd.
aud you had better keep out Of hIs ROOM %.
I'll YOU 70 up to give him Tie msdisjae."
"Oh, for that matter. rsplisd ~ woeoA.
er, who WINS = novice in the voeasisa, " I
prefer to xit herc;" and he eyed . eslA
which was in the apartment, In sasPssisss
manner
"wrll," said the landlord. "yes west
forget the number Of bis room
4" No SIR"
" And tell him he mast take he ms1ieise
without making such 4 COMPOUNDED ~ -
he made with the last doss. Tell Mn tAa9
say he must take is--it's geed e. hls."
Yes SIR"
=" Good night"
Good night"
Doniface, retired and The watehee =.
posted himself on the sofa, ffo@ which -
was aroused by his own snoring u qses.
ter before one. Ia dismay be ssissd ~
potion and hurried up stairs.
The sick man was lodged In No. 81, bst
the nurse In HE haste nislook No. s. fos \.
and entering the latter. hs saw pssses y.
ing in the bed. face upward. with his sssstA
wide open, with that peculiar gurgIe IN ~
throat which indicates strong luags snd .
plethoric habit.
"Ah." mentally exclaimed the aseste
watcher, "he makes fuss about taking ~
medicine. DOES he I'm blowed, thosgh. u
he don't take one dose quletiy--bsfors -
wakes up, in fact, !"
The idea Of giving a potion Of b'tess
physic to a somnol~nt patient, wss -
GENTLY ridiculous; but whom W eoastdse
that the watcher had sstsrsd The wrna9
room, and vas about IN admnisass b y
the wrong man, tie affair bscoassa ~
more iud,cr0us.
Our friend, the watcher. acted rrusnglly.
and having allied the bowl Of hsos srsea
with the nauseatiug mixture. - fsessd \
down tho throat Of the slsspisg ssavslsss
who happened to bs healthy hIbsssiea.
who had never .astsd physis bsioes y ~
life. The lrishmAn struggled sad ~ -
spoon severely. but the watcher plsegse =
still deeper in HE throat. saying, % b ID
so
"Oh, but you mast take 1.-THE lasdlss1
says you must
The nasty dose wcnt down. bet whsa
Patrick. recovered his breath. and bsgas -
pour forth his objurstions In bic owa pseu.
liar rhetoric, the watcher discovered tAee
he b ad committed an egregious blsnds'. ~
seising his light. fed from the roo~.
The astcnishcd and snragsd svasssss
sprang from his bed. and vas soon hsssd
rushing about in search Of Ne landlord,
swearing vengeance against him and 81
connected with tho house. On he saas.
tearing through the passayss. banging ~
doors, and roaring like gsisly bull.
10000. oh i It's kilt ! am, - dad aay
how! Au.ugh! I'm ehawhsd With Pissa'
Divel a bit " farrxm In the wisthssa eosa.
try will | buy now. for en- . dsad aaa!
The pixen is Ating me up just. Och! re
enough TO make = dog throw faythss 10 ~
fire licoly st. Patrick Landlord las4.
lord landlo. q. OF. r-rd T"
Pat had by this time, dsseisded y ~
floor on which the landlords apartment was
situated, aud the worthy host hearing ~
h.liaballoo, opened HE door asd asasa
what was the matter.
"Ah, Is |, there 70 arr Come ct tsse
ba.ing---or let inc come I'LL you A S
poorly house ye'rs hapen. 10 sisd yess -
into an honest travellers room 10 ptneo -
innocent divel il bic slars! Ughl ~ ~.
Their, nasty pisen Come out hsss. 80 IN
lather 70 like blazesl"
whats the matter, my COED fsbssd
inquired Bonifacs.
low. the ma,shes. 10 i l--whsa -
awakened from my swaaeees 80 -
blaggn,d stood fornlst me v1ntas . blg +.
able down me tsote fnll Of passs-sad. -
he, W must take Il, ths Landlord says -.
And now, what's sAs ssatahss. saye yesl
And that's one Of yosv thssehs - theassl
ers, Come out hsre and III bate -. y
the blood Of tho hoolv mastAyrs. III heeoA
VERY bone IN yoss body III tasAo - -
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