Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-10-29
SELECT VARIETY.
The Lover and the Husband.
Tas.- --lls lA o.
BY TX MARVEL.

In his "Dream, Life,' TX. Marvel thus sketches,
in pleasant vein and with those self-concerted,
humanizing incidents which have ever gained the
laughter and good will of the world, the lover and
the newly married man: Ioa -.l4 itf
sYou grow unusually amlable and KIND. you are
earnest in your search OF friends, you shake hands
with your Office boy, as if he were your second
cousin; you joke cheerfully with the Stout washer
woman and give her shilling overchange ana IN
sis upon her keeping it; you tap your hackman on
the shoulder very famlllary, anu tell nun ne Is q
capital follow; and don't allow him to whip his
horses, except when driving to the post You
even ask him to take glass of beer with you upon
some chilly evening. You drink 70 the health OF
his wife. Hesays he has no wite-whereupon you
think him miserable man, and you give nun u
dollar by way of consolation. 5ti G.isaI. a..
tsYou think all the editorials in the morning pa
pers are remarkably we'll written, whether upon
your side or upon another; you think the stock
market has a very cheerful look-wlth hrle-of
| which you are large holder-down 10 seventy
five YOU wonder why you never admired Mrs.
He1nans before, or Stoddard or any ofthe rest.
"You give pleasant twirl to your fingers, as you
saunter along the street; and say-bnt mol SO ioud
.sYoul wonder if Frank ever loved Nelly one-half
as well as you love Madge; you feel quite sure he
never did. You hardly conceive how 1t IS
that Madge has not been seized before now scores
of enaEored, men and born of, Ike the SABINE wo-
man in Romisll history You chuckle over your
futlre like boy W no has found guinea ~ group
ing for a six pence. You read over the marriage
service, thinking of the time when you Will take
her hand and slip the ring upon her inger' ana re-
peat at the clergyman, "ior richer ior poorer; TOT
better, for worse."a great deal oil WORSE 'heie
will be about it, you think. .lsg. = l,a % Oh,
| ssThrough all, your heart cleaves to that sweet
image of your beloved Madge, as light cleaves to-
day. The weeks leap with bound, and the months
only grow long when you approach thas aay wmcn
| is to make her yours. There are no flowers rare
| enough TO make boquets for her; diamonds are too
dim for her to wear, pearls are too tame
| H-And after marriage, the weeks are even
shorter than before; you wonder why OIL earn all
single mer in the world do not rush simultaneous,
ly to the altar; you look upon them as Travelled
man.will upon some conceited Dutch boor, VINO
has never been beyond the limits OF his cabbage
garden. Married men, on the contrary, you regard
as fellow yoyagers; and look upon .hs1 wiSes- Sf
"You blush little at first telling your butcher
what your wife," would like; you bargain with the
grocer for sugar and teas, and wonder II ne Knows
| YOU are married man! You practice yons new
way of talk upon your oiee boy:ayGn ,er. nma n
are astonished that he does not stale TO near you
say i 15ons, # the m mneone in the omnibus know
| that tMadge and you are Just married ana II tnc
driyer knows that the shilling you hand to MN Il
! for ..self and wife 20" You wonder if any, body
was ever SO happy before, will be SO happy agalns
| You enter your name upon the hotei BOOKS as
lssClarence and Lady, and come BACK u
look at it,-wonlerng if any body else mas 1oMceo
lit,-and thinking that it looks remarkably we'll
You cannot help thinking that every third man you
meet in the hall, wishes he possessed your VIE
nor do vol, think it very sinful in HIM to wish IT.
You fear it is putting temptation in the way OF coy
etous men, to put Aladge ilttle saieiS ou''e
chamber door at night. -5.s--.,.,!,,, ,s,.
.s.Vo,ir home when it is entered, is just what 1t
should be quiet, small with everything that she
wishes, and nothing more than she wants. :. The
sun strikes it in the happiest possible way me y
ano is the sweetest toned IN the "oIiu' noiai! -
lstocked 10 charm; and Madge, that blessed VIE
lis there adorning and giving light 10 II al. i"
think, even of her possible death, is suffering yo"
class with the internal tortures OF the
You grow twain of heart as Of purpose. Smiles
seem made for marriage; and you Wonuei ho" Jo'
ever wore them before ~ 1855 siiiils1 'LY -''''s'
SCENE IN THE LOWELL. POLICE CouRr.TIiiittG y {,
Keton liquor case being up a witness was askeu !,
he had ever seen any liquor drank in the paf-lool
Witness: ssYes.' Lawyer: o"More than once
nNo.,,J ..Nho did you see drink its" 6"tMyseli.,
sWho gave you the lquoI?" "a mend Oh mlne h.,
"Who placed it on the bar !'' "There was no, no par
the bottle was taken out of his pocket" ,'tW mere
Ibid the liquor come from Z" = "Dont Know w,
.sWhat did YOU drink RI ~ drank his health
|fGreat lauehter.l "You can 60, sir."-LoDeh
Courier. ~ .-s ='-ai :, +l.l tl-IEt e.. 1s,'''''
H..psoNE Mrv.-One Of our exchanges con
tains the following curious remarks reiatihs u
handsome men: sIf you are ever threatened VIII WIN
handsome man in the family, Just take tne clotEe e
FOUNDER while he is yet IN ped anu oa.'ot st,nr m
head In n tnummace. From some cause or other
handsome men are asses; they cultivate their ina
and comn,exions SO much, that they have no IN NE.
to think oftheir brains. BY the time lhey feacl e
thirty, their hands and heads are equally soil soil
Again, we say, ifyou wish TO hndD an lneihs.n ,,n
man. Just look for one with features SO tous wa
they might use his face for nutmes giaute aye . st
'77'LE - --7@''- ---~~----r
,nn,rs ike flakes Of snow; that fall unper
nercc;ved npon the earth, the SEEMINGLY unmpol
tant events of life succeed one sanother. as ~ ~
snow gathers together, so are our haots iof1neu \
single flake that added to the pie produces se
| SHE changes iono single action, however lt ma
eyh;bit man's character; but, as the tempest hur
the avalanche down the mountain and oyerwhein
The ;nbabltant and his habitation, SO passion, ac
inc mon the elements Of mischief, which pefni,c
ms habits have brought together by impercepno:
accumulation, may overthrow the edihce VI
and virtue. 5..lbi sEqu4E $40 IiQ sL.j ieFsaE'
oy GoopSEss-WHAr NExr2-Whiskerettes IS "
name, for the little "beau- -catchers .aat me iaai,
wear on the cheeks in tee place where wMske
ought to grow ~ They are formed Dy d!a"iI lI
down little turf Of hnir from the temple and cur
Ling It IN in the shane of rams horn, or a I'LL
pig's tail with an extra kink in It. Yiqos s.ei
llalp u Alfn man, who has beenused to II
business of collecting, TO crawl through key,hoi'
and find debtors who are 'neyer at homes.,a Salo'
nothing the first year, to be doubled ch each Ye
( tafterwards. f3r. ,,i,;3.., y q .5z,,i,
4 n-y.asamlny, run to the store and get pound
supar.u said an anxious mother TO her oldest mop
mi .ETcnse me, ma; Pm a little indisposedi 4 I'll
[ morning. Send pa, if YOU please, and tell hm I'M
: bring along paper OF toDacco.