New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1852-04-22
"A maiden lady, s,spectine her female seryant

maiden lady, suspecting her female servant
was RECALLING her beau upon the cold mutton Of the ar
one speaking with her down stairs oh ma an.
replied the girl it only singing psalm =! You
may amnse Yourself Betty replied the maiden . with
lection to hms Betty curtesicd, withdrew, and took the
hint 99tss Nf
A darkie having been, to California, thus
speaks Of his introduction to San Francisco As
dey landed In de rbber mou began to water to
land and dey waded to de shore dey didn't see
any goold but dey found such large supply of non
eat dat dar gums cracked like baked clay in brckyard
In commencing business young men should
make up their minds to the following facts that their
profits will always be little less than they anticipated
while their expenses will invariably be dcuced sight
more.
In one of the courts out west, of course jury
man being called and not answering, the usual notice
that he would be fined pronounced against him upon
which person who stood by very gravey said to the
court You may fine him much you please, but
don't think you will the fine for saw him
buried u week ago"
Mr.. Curran, the celebrated Irish advocate,
walking day with his friend who extremely
punctious in his conversation Hearing person near
him say curiosity. for curiosity he exclaimed How that
man murders the English language" Not SO bad,
piled Curran, I" he has only knocked an om'
A man on getting out of an omnibus few
days made Of two of knees banister to
steady himself at which the ladies took offence and
Of them cried aloud "a perfect savage .Truef said
wag inside he belongs to the Pau Knee tribe"
Vienna Zetung stumbled Herr Liebesel Kaiser
Itch Konigeherdriter.
and Sandy Lachennayer Kaiser
Itch Renighliche Toc
ter.
At the municipal election which took place at
Hartford the 18th inst the Wings successful,
clecting five aldermen out of six and twenty counclmen
out Of twenty-four.
A fashionable dressmaker near the Place Ven
DOME Paris had eagle crouned painted her shop
wn
at it by the passersby and in the night ball from
airgun smashed the whole affair.
An old bachelor, on seeing the words, Fam
lies Supplied the door of oyster store steppedn
and said he would take a wife and two children.
Who earns not his bread but eats the bread
of dencsss far the original intention is concerned
leading life of doubtful morality. moral and intel
lcctual being leads life Of usefulness be he rchor poor
strong or weakevery idle member of society s either
knaye or a fool,
Grille, the celebrated professor of the Paris
Faculty of Medicine, has issued fifth edition. revised
corrected and considerably enlarged of his Treatses and
Toxicology liz two octavos
Epigram on receiving glove from lady
"I'll keep the gift, whereer rove,
For twas my pride-my joy to win it;
But when you next give me glove
Oh. lady! let your hand be in it,
| ssPa, will you answer me question - &c Ger
tainy. my boy We'll Pa, is the world round !'' Yes
of course Well then Pa if the world is round how
can it come to an end,h There now-thatu do you
| Mrs. Smithers says she can always tell by the
weather whether it is colder than it or not Mrs
Smhers is disantly related to the old gentleman
discovered that rain caused by moisture in the
mosphere.
"Why should the President of the United
States declare against the Pope of Rome ~ Be.
the Pope has declared his intention blockade
| (block-aid) the Washington Monument
Money makes the mare co. so when you see
that won't go, you may set it down as fact that
| the driver has money.
Dobbs says, if everything was confined to its
proper place, half the who travel our railroads
| would take a seat in the baggage car.
| Why is a man who has too many servants like
oyster Because he's eaten out of house and home
The young man who &c once saw the day >
when he wouldn't associate with mechanics is now ACTING
bookkeeper to wagon Queer reverse of for
| tune, that
A militia officer being told lately by a pllre.
noogist that he had the organ of locality very large
Gently replied: Very likely. fifteen years Colone
in the local militia
| Obadiah thinks the &c tree of knowledge was
the birch tree the twgs of which have done to MAKE
man acquainted with arithmetic than all the other mem
| bers Of the vegetable kingdom combined