The Democratic sentinel and Harrison County farmer. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1851-1852, 1852-08-11

WY, maven I YOU Deen eiOpng WlJh
your elegant Mr.. Fastley.
Here Laura, whose sense of humor was
keen, laughed outright,
"Eloping" She cried. And didn't YOU
ride outside, and smoke all the way?
1t was now Fowler's lime to strike his
brow, with sudden INTEL gence He made
rapid explanation of his part, and Laura
laughed more heartily than before. lie tri-
ed TO laugh too, but conscious of having ap-
peared ridiculous, he was unable to do JUS
tice TO the subject, and the only apology he
could make, he stamered forth incoherent-
Iy.
Easily anould have the scfa-and-.and |
i didn't smoke after ALI
He then ran out to find Easily and being
informed of that gentIeman's proceedings,
recovered his equanimity, breakfasted with
Laura, promised to abstain henceforih from
wine as well as from cigars. and prevailed
on her 10 name the wedding day. They
then proceeded on their Journey, happitr
than they had ever been Before in their
lives. ...... ......
Phillip Easily returned to Derbyville, and
and threw himself at the feet of his grieNe
and indignant wife ...
Mr.. Jones' she exclaimed turning to that
gentleman, if you think | am going to
thank you for catching this faithless man,
you are mistakcni I'd rather have let him &c!
Yes, Mr.. +. silly! fyou choose to elnpe -
"But, my dear it was al accidoHtM elope-
Imcnt-
Accidental What did you set me to
playing eucher for, last night?
"My Deay--1 thought you we've fond
Of eucher; l thought you would enjoy
.it!
enjoy it! echoed sophronia. sobbing a
gain. ENJOY it--whie [ knew all the
time you were making love to the curls,
and planning to- elopc! .........
MIR Jones, cried Philip, edo explain
the mistake, and then leave us!
Mr.. Jones accordingly explained, assnr-
ing Sophronia the mistake was all in conse-
.quence of his waking up the sofa, without
suspecting the different arrange ments
that had been made the previous eve
ming by his gentlemen guests, and express
ing his firm belief that Phillip had not spo-
ken To Lne dangerous eyes that NOM
;no
Nr lonas tbeu Withdrew and f,onnaopia
fell into PhilIp's arms and
When thn Iandlnyd ratur,ad 70 anuo,mco
breakfast, thew were both cheerful and
smiling. RhiIIip had forgiven Sophronia'5
';eaIonsv and she lad naTlop.d his to, free
indnlvsnce in wine and thev had nntu.IIv
agrrr1 "npyrr ia 10 So aoain ,,
They finished their ionrncv hann;lv. and
pbillin drank nolonocr wine and Snnhronia
was italous ma more A few davs ago AT
their residence near Mt Thimble they rc-
ceiycd visit from Charles Fowler and the
hazel eyes,--now Mr.. and Mrs. Fowler
and on that great and ioyful occasion this
and the Easily mansion ranr with such
mirth, that it seemed two Christmascs and
i7e Thankssivings had thu n and there been
concentrated into one vast and magnificent
"iolfcation.'
80 - 80,
~ ~ young lady was discharged lfom
one OF Ihe largest vinegar houses IN our city
'.ii''0o''i "'' Il p A'N'A- S'A'ASiitA'iS Ot''
EnG. ......s. ....-..... ....,...
"Whataplty," SAID Jethro, as ne read the
above, "that that young lady amt In Massa-
chuSetts to sWeeten vinegar when our cider
raHpnS were stopped '-~SPrmalte68 Post.
Eg-The Cincinnati Commercial says: "a
patent to secure the erect position of stand
ing collars during these call fired hot days"
would meet with arcady sale" can hit
the idea at once, and throw out the sugges
n,tant for il and secn,r. his fortuna I,, IIay. :.
fhem % emf ont Of very thih metal and na;nto5
white Do~s wear metal coIIa'rl wbv
shouldn't pappies do the same? way
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Es-The Cambridge Chronicle, in com
men"lug earl rising, and walking says;
. Morning interviews with Nature are de-
7"Joscph when Won, kindle the fire to- NOR.
row morning, open the windows, SO if.Na.
ture wants an interview, she may come in
and have it, .,n..al ~ "
.r
EEg- Mullnnv tO pruVapt his hOvS from
CATCHING cold when ibev walked unnecessa-
rjlv in the wet wines off the moistnre with
the dry end of a rope. This not onlv pre-
vents catarrhs. he saws. bnt II breaks m the
tenpe'''y 70 'he'h'
nz,-.;rho,a al;,ra
sa1s tho ar,anr," ,',o In,a,'5ag , ou, . V,'{,
coy 'lN a. ih"hS'o AutNiiSChNNl, NIto Ilfls