Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1852-02-12
MOFFATS
Life Pills and Phoenix BitterS.

public for period of FIFTEEN YEARS, and
during that time have maintained high charac-
ter in almost every part of the globe for their ex-
traordinary and immediate power Of restoring per-
feet health TO persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of cerliscated instances. they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an uutIneiy
grave, after al the deceptive nostrums Of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
ment of health, without which life itself is but
a partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infalGbly proved, that it
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act.
It was to their manifest and sensible action in
purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vIgor, that
they were indebted for their name
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CTNFS are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor
Arsenic, nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever. They are entirely composed OF eX-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
Of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent Pharmaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenuerS 10 medical science ana were
before administered in 50 happily efficacious
d combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
Of the stomach and bowels the various impuTi-
lies and crudties constantly settling round them !;
and to remove the hardened feces which collect
in the convolutions Of the small intestnes Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind TO produce habItuaI
Costiyeness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
DiarrhGa with its imminent dangers This fact
is weII-known to all regular ANTAGONISTS who ex
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-inforned men against
the quack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the heathful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before il passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner Of health in the blooming cheek
The following among the distressing va
ricty of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
10 be infallible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
6rst and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy BILE, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-EEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, VIE
vanish, as a natural consequence Of its cure,
Costiyeness. by cleansing the whole length
Of the utestlnes with a solvent process, and
wthou, violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costiye within two days.
DiarThea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
latar
creton of the mucous membrane.
FeVers Of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process of perspi
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known 10
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Govt III half that time, by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and lgaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, BY freeing and strength
sniug the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turriuCs
Of the bowels the slim matter 10 which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-yessels OF the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds VIII occasion, and which, If not
removed, becomes hardened, and PRODUCES these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood, and al The huInors
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
IONS, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all cruptive complaints, sallovv, cloudy, and
other disagrecabie complexons
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum. and
striking improvement in the clcarucss of the skin
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by two even IN the worst
cases.
PILES. As "a remedy for this most DISTRESSING
and obstinate maIady, the VEGFTABLFITF
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation 1t Is well-known 10 hundreds
IA this city, that the former proprietor Of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compant for upwards of TIuRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tned IN vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass Of the Mqieri1 Medfcq.
Tie however at length tried tie Medicine which
IS now offered to the public, and he was cured in
a very short time, after his recovery had been pro
nounccd not only Improbable, but absolutely m
possible, by amy human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines viii be found safe, speedy, and Ger
tam remedy Other medicines leave the system |
subject to return Of the disease cure by these
litttCinCS Is permanent IA Them, Is L /
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss OF APPETITE, AND /
DISEASES OF FENALEs-these medicines have been 4
used with the most beneficial results in cases of 4
this description :-hING's EVIL and SCRoFULA. in /
It's worst forms, yields to the mid yet powerful |
action Of these remarkable Medicines NIGHr |
owEATs, Nervous DEBILITY, NERVOUS Cou- /
PLANTS Of all kinds, PALPTrArIoN OF TIE Heart.
PAINTERS Colo, are speedily cured
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
Persons whose constitutions have become I'M
paired by the injudicious use of MERCURY, viii
ind these Medicines perfect cure, as they never
fail 10 eradicate from the system ali the effects of
Mercury infinitely sooner than the most powerful
lrenaralIuIls of Sarsa nariIIa snrl. tr;.I LII