The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1852-04-07
DIR. DE LANEY'S CELEBRATED
CURATIVE INSTRUMENT

THE ONLY ISFALLIBLE CURE FOR
That dreadful disease knotrn as Spermator,
rhed or Involuntary Nocturnal
Emission,
So harassing and destructive. and productive
Of u much mi>chiciio the nervous sylein in
capacilaling the man fol business, society and
mairilnony.
This Instrument is simple, comprehensive,
and never-faling, and may he used without
the slightest Inconvenience or the knowledge
OF the most intimate iiicnd. 1t is TO lie used
externally, producing no pain or injury what
ever, nor rreventiugany one from attending
to his business; and while in use not single
emission can take place, invigoraing the or
gans. in shoit lime, To such an extent that
they regain their primitive power Of retention
the loss OF which, caused by early abuse, is
the disease in question: and the cause Of the
thousand concUniiant conf laints, vix.: Nerv>
business, Prostitution, Affections of the Eyes,
Impotence. Pimples of the Face, Premature
decline Of Virility Weakness of Memory and
Power for Mental Application, Detection,
Aversion 10 Society, Timidity, Sell-Dislrusl,
Lovetl Solitude, &c. All these complaints
invariably disappear as soon as The source is
stopped from which they emanated.
This Instrument has been examined and
approved Of by the highest authorities in Eu-
rope and America, recommended by the
most prominent Physicians OF all counties,
as The only certain remedy existing for those
complaints and has now completely superSe.
ded the use Of drugs, the bougic, cauleriza lion
", not to mention the thousand advertised
nosiTums Of The day, as cordials, antidoles,
&c., &c. II constitutes, al the same time, the
safest, the most pleasant, and by inr the cheap.
est treatment ever offered to the afflicted a
fair price being allowed for the Instrument,
T.. al. Il. sr.4o To-
Be il also remembered, that hose CON-
plants are but litle understood by the proies.
sion in general, and that all the medicine in
the world never has, and never will, stop
those losses, which, II allowed to continue I'M
checked, are sure 10 produce the most diSires.
sing consequences.
1t has been a matter Of surprise to some,
that any one of rcSpectabilly and Of profrs.
sional attachments should devote his attention
to diseases which people oi every description
pretend 10 cure so easily. If, however, but
the one thousandIh part Of the miseIies these
people bring upon society were known, a very
different opinion would be formed And it is
not only the present misery and detection
preying on the mind as well as the body, that
is -eplored, but some re of such nature as
to affect posterity, and even to destroy the re I
productive faculty, altogether. II is fac
that, when not properly treated, they NAV re-.
main So dormant in the constitution as 10 ap-
pear in no other way than their effects upon
posterity yet, il properly understood are
most easily and speedily removed The a
bove, SO ingeniously contrived instrument,
will doubtless, in great measure, contribute
10 check the evils Of quackery, 50 prevalent
in this class of diseases, throughout the u
MON.
The price Of The complete instrument, care
fully secured against all observation in box,
is only $40 II can be sent, by express, TO
any address in any part of the United States,
Canada SC, according 10 order, accOmpan-
led by full directions, and important ADVICE
q the married and single, the expenses, even
to The renoiest paris OF the country, being
very trifing.
The unexampled success this Instrument
has obtained since its introduction in AmeTi-
ca, has induced some unprincipled persons
in New York, Philadelphia. Albany, Boston,
&c, to get up some ridiculous things, called
" Instruments" which, however, bear not the
slightest resemblance, either in fnrm OF
principle to my own invented, long Tried, and
universally approved Instruments. and which
are as similar TO them as night is 10 light.
Every attempt to sell such Instruments "fiT
mine will be prosecuted TO the fullest extent OF
the law; being not willing 10 connect the
well and honestly canned reputation OF my
ihNehtioho WIN quaChS ana tnelT worthless
productions. No Instrument is genuine and
none Can be warranted but those ordered from
myself.
All applications and remitiances must be
directed (posl paidl TO the Doctor himself he
having no Agencies established but in London
and Paris.
Address, post paid, DR.. B. de Laney, 81
LisPenaTd street, New York.
Office hours, daily, from 7 ill sP. NJ, the
Sabba,k excepted.
'.'The undersigned certify, with great
pleasure, that the above toned Instrument
IS not only constructed on scientific principles
but that from its use the happiest results may
always, with confidence, be anticipated, Their
being, for the cure OF those diseases, NO OTHER
certain remedy extant.
HENRYS. KELl Err, NJ. d.
Gu. GOETZE, NJ. D., &c Chambers street,
c. ECkHARDT, NJ. b., "a Howard street,
NEW YORK.
DIR. de Laney is prepared to execute all or.
ders for surgical apparatus, viz. Artificial
Arms and Legs, which move like natural
members Apparatus for LuJation; Tor Cor.
lracted Leg for curvature of the Spine nd
Waist Tor False Joints Of the Arms and
Knees for Paralylic Legs for Club Foot
for Lacrymal Fistulesi for Falling Of the
Ree.um Hypogaslric Belts Beds and Chairs
for Sick Persons Clutches, Trusses, &c.
Orthopedic Corset. &C., &. All work war
ranted. Letters must be pos paio, containing
Proporionaie remittance or city reference.