The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1852-07-25
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Ensign Speoner 10 General Scott.-Letter No. o.
/ MILE NoTHE- EAST or Amos KEo,
State OF N. H., July the 25th, 1852.
DEAR sINERA5, AFTER porringer OF hasty puddin and
milk, shei myself up in my bedroom last evenin 10
cogytae the state OF the campaign; and hayin viewed
the whole field OF Operations, took piece OF chawk
and chawkd out the follern Diagram the head of a
barrel of white BEANS intended for the Boosting markit
[N,a.--We must leave TO the imagination Of our
readers the Diagram of Ensign Spooner, for it is
beyond the powers OF typography TO present to their
eye and this is TO be regretted, for it is most remark
able exhibition of the sig gag" movements OF the
ginerap towards the presidency; showing his present
position little in the Of his starting points while
the time the representation Of the lokyfoky
forces" drawn up for the defence OF the White House,
should satisfy any military that the house cannot be
reached by the "gnera" by any open and dirse.
ment The "expanasbun" of the Ensign will some
what assist the reader.-EDToRl
Erplanashun-A The White House.
B. C. Lokyfoky forces drawn up in line, with wings
thrown fonid, 10 oppose your advance on the White
House.
d. E. The lines from these tew pnts shows-lst
your startn place d. about 30 years ago 3D. the ad
vances made by zg-zags and paryels since you fusi
broke ground for the presidency and 3dy and lastly,
the pint WHARF you rest, "a, Ed
II, Ginera was goin TO lay this Diagram aore any
boldly but military man, would be more pertickilar,
and explain the meann of The lines from your starin
pint TO the tarminashun at T. For instance | would
stale that SIGH line, running and SO, showd that you
made leeie approach towards the White House by DUN
SIGH and SIGH things, and that by dun luther things. SIGH
line showd that you rerogadin back'erds from
the White House. But 10 you, Gneral, needn't ex-
plain have been keerul in DRAWN the zig zags that
you have, aekishun's say, koo feye OF our
approaches and the present appearance of the ground
wall agrtf, Dfs
lokyfoky forces which, you will perceive, have taken
up strong person dIecky between you and the house
Now, Ginera, supposin 1 was al headquarters, and
you should call council OF your pollyikle family, !
would give my opinion freely purity much arer the fol-
lowin orders ls We mustn't advance straight forid and
try tew brake threw the lokyfoky line by fair en Tor
il we do we'll purity sartny be annyilaed much tha,
hereafter can't, CRATE party, be never brot inlew
the field agn. I'd. From the pint where now a
haltn we may, in the night tme creep round The TANKS
OF the yfoky line and getting r their rear bust n,ew
the White House without, losn man but as il is
quite likely that the lokys will be wide awake and pp,
STOP 10 our creepn 10 The dark, then, 3dy and lastly
we must Try what we can do By coaxln, by promisn
oisses By tryn make 'em fall out with Frank Pierce,
their flag bearer by all sorts of cunning inventions, and
skwbs and fbs agin him, flor alPs fair in fife for our
pollytke existence) but specially must depend on
maxim crate noise and holerin, for that was the
NEWER that gan'd for the CRATE victory in agheen
hundred and fawiy
Now, the meanin OF my aforesaid opinion. in which
give my views rayiher arer hggeaiyye ste, is only
this 1s that hadn't ought tew confess the corn and
admit that we are supportn you merely as araieiybe
and that we depend on the dazzlement Of your military
renown tew oxica,e and blind the people in SIGH
ner that they won't stop tew ak any kwestons about
your quayfycashans, which admit would be quite
necessary and Experimentation SIGH confession would
be completely playin inew the hands OF the lokyfokys
who in all their argufyn 60 agin you, st) cause you
hant got the right sort OF QUALIFICATIONS, and t2d cause
You think you be safe and sPonsibe President
for these United States of North America-that is, not
enyboddy IN particular knows ID BY creepin 10 the
dark round the TANKS OF the lokyoky line, eit sittery
would on'y Jest shadde fourth my dee that il is (msy
bel not impossible tew carry SIGH kind of cunnin and
sekre ssem OF opperashuns few gil the people 10 vote
for YOU without leilin the iokys know eny thing
about until aer the lection The by which
the people down south tew be made tew bieve that
Frank Pierce was a red-mouth Abbylshuner, and SIGH
like is the kind OF operation which IS hggered by creepn
in the dark round the TANKS My 81 land las proper
silon don't want any explanashun for thare ant hg
ger about il, ben all plane sailip.
To change the subjiek, MacGill says the pickter oil
the ew Ingins and you and the big sword IS big hs
nv the token that he know'd the lngin BRANr 10 be
gintleman what dedicated and wore the panylunes
and gaTminis OF a gnteman durin the war, and wasn
salvage at all, and iraqueniy como inli me camp Wld
Gag Of truce and not at all like the bloody naked
long haired nagers n the pickter Besides (be ssys)
American officer would houd sword in the way the
pcser shows the gnera houldn Nv his sword to make
blow-and Ills a lie too by the token that was all
threw them parts in the war, and niver heard the
lnjns and the gnera till this pckter buke circu-
lated in Amos Keg fur the bennyft of big wing children.
Boo, boiherston the story writ by fool, and none
but a fool will behave H."
No more at this present wrtin from yourn ever. Gu
sarve,) LEkE SOONER,
Ensign a. X. M. H.
p. S.-Aunt Nabby has got anuther rinke, and now
declares the country would be in danger IL you
President because you would alters be exarrin yousef
to make the Eckzeckutive tssuainin masheen. with
no,bin to help IL but single from the State OF
New Yawk, tu wind il up and keep il goln.
rs.
NavaL-The United States soop-of.war Albany,
Commander Plait arrived Boston on Wednesday, from
Havana. She returns after absence of nearly t~o
years. having been actively employed in the protection
of commerce 10 the West Indies and the Gulf Of
Mexico, The Albany was at Havana and on the coast
Of Cuba during the Lopez invasion, and not only afforded
protection TO citizens during the intense excitement
which it created but the Of aiding and reeas