The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1852-03-24
DIR. DE LANEY'S CELEBRATED
INSTRUMENT,

THE ONLY ISFALLIBLE CURE FOR
That dreadful disease tnoun as Spermator,
rhed or Involuntary Nocturnal
Emission,
So harassing and destructive, and productive
OF SO much mi,chiefto the nervous syieiD, in
capacitating The man fof business, society, and
matrimony.
This Instrument is simple, comprehensive,
and never-failipg, and may be used without
the slightest inconvenience or the knowledge
OF the most intimate friend. Ills 10 be used
externally, producing no psin or injury what
ever, nor preventing any one from attending
TO his business; and while in use not a single
emission can take place, invisoratiDg the or
Eans. in a short time, TO such an extent that
they regain their primitive power of retention
the loss OF which, caused by early abuse, is
the disease in question. and the cause of the
thousand concomitant complaints, vix.: Nerv>
business, froStration, Affections Of the Eyes,
Impotence. Pimplcs Of the Face, Premature
decline Of Virility, Weakness of Memory and
Power for Mental Application, Detection,
Aversion 10 Society, Timidity, Scll-Distrusl,
Love Of Solitude, &c. All these complaints
invariably dlsapreaTas soon as the source is
stopped from which they emanated.
This Instrument has been examined and
approved Of by The highest authorities in Eu-
rope and America, 5 recommended by the
m"st prominent Physicians OF al! countries,
as The only certain remedy existing for those
com plants, and has now conn lciely super>e.
de- The use of drugs. the hougic, caulerizalion
d, not 10 mehIion the thousand advertised
noStinms Of The day, as c%ordialS, antidOlcs,
&C. &c. 1t constitutes, at The same time, the
safest, the most pleasant, and by far the cheap
est treatment ever offered 10 the afflicted, a
fair price being allowed for the Instrument.
Aft the desired efec. has lcen attained.
BE it also remembered, that hose COM
plants are but liIlle understood by the poles
sion in general. and that all the medicine in
the world EeYer has, and never will, stop
those losses, which, if allowed to continue un-
checked, are sure 10 produce the most distress
sing Consequences.
II has been a matter Of surprise 10 some,
that any ore of rcspectabilily and Of profess
sional altainnents should devote his attention
~ disc eS which people Of every description
-reIeld 20 cure so easily. If, however, but
he oae 'housandIh part # the miseIies these
euQi- bfing upon sUcici" were known, a very
H.. e't'f opinion wuul. he formed. And it is
not The present misery and detection.
prcyl.5 n the mind as well as the body, that
is deplD."t, but some are Of such a nature rs
to affect p%osterity, and even 10 destroy the re-
productive faculty, altogether. 1t is n fact
thai, when no, TroT criy treated, they NAV ie-
main so dormant in The constitution as to APP
pear in no other way than their effects upon
posierity yet, il properly Understood, are
most easily and speedily removed. IRE a.
hove, SO ingeniously conlrived instrument,
will doubtless, in a great measure, conirihule
20 check the evils Of quackery, 50 prevalent
in this class of diseases, throughout the IT,
MON.
The price Of the complete instrument, care
folly secured against all observation in a box,
is only $40. 1t can be sent, by express, To
any address in any part Of The United States,
Canada, &c. according to order, %accompan-
led by iuil directions, and important ADVICE
to the married and single, the expenses, even
TO the relnotest paris Of The country, being
very lrifing.
The unexanpled success this Instrument
has obtained since its introduction in AmeTi-
ca, has induced some unprincipied persons
in New York. Philadelphia, Albany, Boston,
&C. TO get up some ridiculous things, called
"InStrumentS," which, however, bear not the
slightest resemblance, either in form or
principle 10 my own invented, long tried, ana
universally approved instruments. aud which
are as similar TO them as night is TO light.
Every attempt 10 sell such instruments " for
mine will be prosecuted TO the fullest extent of
the law; l being not willing to connect The
we'll and honestly earned reputation of my
inventions with quacks and their worthless
productions. No Instrument is genuine and
none Can be warranted but those ordered from
myself.
All applications and r%emiuances must he
directed (posl paidl 10 the Doctor himself. he
having no Agencies established but in London
and Paris.
Address, post paid, DR.. B. de Laney, 81
Lispenard street, New York.
Office hours, daily, from 7 I'LL 8 p. NJ, the
Sabbath excepted.
'.'The undersigned certify, with great
pleasure, that The aforementioned Instrument
is not only constructed on scientific principles
but that from its use the happiesl results may
always, with confidence, be anticipated, there
being, for The cure OF those diseases. NO OTHER
ertain remedy extani.
HENRYS. KELl Err, M. d.
Gil. GOETHE, M. d., 96 Chambers street.
c. ECKHARDT, M. d., "a Howard street,
NEW YORK. '
DR.. de Laney Is prepared TO execute all or
ders Tor surgical apparatus, viz. Artificial
Arms and Legs, which move IKE natural
members Apparatus for Luxation for Cor.
tracted Legs for curvature of the Spine and
Waist for False Joints Of the Arms and
Knees for Paralylic Legs Tor Club Foot ;
Tor Lacrymal Fisiules; for Falling cf the
itec,um Hypogaslric Belts Beds and Chairs
lor Sick Persons Clutches, Trusses, &c. I;
orthoPedlc Corsel,. &C., &. All work war
fanied' Letters must lie post paio, containing
a proportion ale remiranse'or eiiy reference
Sly.