Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1852-03-11


traordinary and immediate power OF restoring per-
fct health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease 10 which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of GER, Seated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge OF an untmeiy
crave, after al the deceptive nostrums OF the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
ment OF health, without which life Itself is but
a partial blessing. SO great, indeed, mas thelr
efficacy invariably and intalllbly proved that II
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous 70
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
oo1oded and upOu which they consequently act.
r. was 10 their manifest and sensible action IN
certifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
rhev were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of Pernicious quackeres winch
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CTNFS are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever. They are entirely composed OF e&-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
Of which, though long known TO several lndlan
tribes and recently 10 some eminent pharhaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown to the
IGNORANT Dretenders to medical science ; and were
never before administered in 50 happily efhcacious
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various mpuH-
lies and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened frees which collect
in the convolutions of the small mtestines- Other
medicines ONLY partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind TO produce habituoi
Costiveness with all its train of evils, or sudden
DiarrhRa with its imminent dangers Tins tact
is weIl-known TO all regular anatomlsts who ex-
anime the human bowels after death ; and hence
Ill, nod raslris ff~- INST
the uuack medicines of the age The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTEEG is To cleanse the kidneys and the bad
der; and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs Inc
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before It passes into the
heart. being thus purified by them, and nounshed
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the DISTRESSING va
rietv Of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABTF LIFE MEDICINES are well known
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE HEART
RURN HEApACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-IEMPER
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, wla
vanish. as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestlnes with a solvent process, and
withou, violence all violent purges leave the
| bowels costive within two days.
! Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
! sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
/ occasloned, and by promoting the ubncatlve Sc
! erection Of the mucous membrane.
! FeVers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution o
/ all intestinal obstruction in others.
! The IIFE MEDICINES have been known e
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks
! and GOut IN half that time, by removing loca
! Inflammation from the muscles and Hgaments Of
/ the Joints.
Dropsies Of all kinds by freeing and strength
/ aning the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel.
ALI, " - o. rs, .sol;ging from the turnings
| Of the bowels the shiny matter which these
! creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
/ aIT-yessels OF the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, aud produces these
dreadful diseases.
ScuTyY, Ulcers, and InVeterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
/ CINES give To the blood, and all the hunors.
Scorbutic ErUptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa
/ sons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
( other disagrecable compilations.
The use Of these Pills Tor a very short time
viii effect an entire cure Of Salt Rheun, and a
striking improvement in the cearness OF the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
/ cases.
/ PILES. As a remedy FOR this most distressing
| and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
/ MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
/ recommendation 1t Is weI-knOwn to hundreds
IN this city, lhat the former proprietor Of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
/ complaint for upwards of TruETY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tired in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass Of the 1I1feria Medica.
. - however at length tried the Mec5i1ne which
is now offered TO the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.