The Democratic sentinel and Harrison County farmer. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1851-1852, 1852-04-07
THE OUCH wIDoWER.
bY GEORGE W. DtSeAT.

Iso goot as before remarked Mr.. Tandem
horn, to his neighbor Swartz. .rg.ae>G
''Your wife was an amiable woman, and
you do great injustice to her memory" said
iSwartz. a1#'a aa. l'-s..
"Vel, yot you know so much about mine
Ifrow for?" .'.
u was not Intimately acquainted with
her, but am sure allher acquaintance
loved her" r. '''
"yot right had they to love her? may be
"May be what?''
"May be you loved mine frow too"
"Why do you speak so Strangely"
Ivy Won day a big ugly man shust like
you came into our house, and kissed mine
frow right pefore her face" 49,.
"Were you present at the time?"
"To pc sure l vos,"
"Well, what did you do?"
| Il kicked him right pchind his pack"
| ''Did he resen. t?' g..tmt... ....
"Yah, he broke me, and tie looking glass,
and all tc rest Of the crockery in tc house,
'cept tie feather ped into Won tam smash"
"What did yon do then?"
"Den l cried murderl and he called for
| te shudge, and tie shury, and te police office,
and to constable, to come, but he rund a
way. ... t... .. ........
"Do you intend tie charge me with taking
such unwarrantable liberties with the COM
panion of your bosom %
"Me no charge noting Borit now, because
she pc tead and period" ..
II will not allow you to make such ins;n
uatons You are an old tyrant, and every
body said you were glad when your wife
died" "
"Every body pc Won tam liar"
81 saw no symptoms ofsoTow.'
"Me felt more wash tan if my best COW
has ted"
| ''Your COW? what comparison"
! "She yos great Ioss-a heavy loss--for
Ishe was so pig as dat spreading out his big
arms, and she weigh more tan two hundred
ipouns."
Look out, old man, or you viii SEE tro1o-
le yet. | doubt if your wife was ever Kiss
led by any man since she was married. AT
Iall events you must apologize for what you
Ihaye said OF me. ...
| "Vat is pologzc?" ..
"You must beg my pardon aud say you
Iare sorry. If you do not, |, will enter a
|complain 4and have a warrant issued against
YOU, and you will be tried and convicted
and imprisoned" ....'... T..
Il be sorry, ten"
"Sorrv for what?"
"Sorry you kissed my frow."
4 "You incorrigible idiot, that is not what
tmust saw. for never d d such thing in
your life.H H,a a.g-a.a -n..l h. ...
"Must l say you be sorroy you never did
such a thing?, ..t.r n.,l ?. .,e,
"No-you must take back what you have
said" H ,t4 #.1us Wa'g l..s.
"Nix forstand vat you say"
While tho Ducbman was in this dilemma,
his friend Hans hamburger came that way,
and finally succeeded in reconclinp the par
, ties, and the trio went into house hard Dy,
\ where each drank his neiahbors health, at
> tbe cxpense Of his own
r agMr yanderhorn sang Dutch Songs, and
related Dutch stories, and entertained his
friends witb,the following part of his auto
] bo ,rapbv Is.
"our Oldest son wash poy, and venlhe
vo,ld not sbtav mit,me / set him up in dc
: drv Goods sucb as peer cake ycbees and red
bnrriros yelE won dav atltown meetinc
he .oj1 a. Goods and. run awav init de prof.
Z ;t,1.n 4 ,rord ofte,. Kim md cotcbed him
! mar dat hitr rarn ward eallod Poston com
= mon and ] sat down onate step Ilooked a
me me- began 10 ery, so didjhe, and / put nv
i arms right ronnd his neck, and tjEat ,yo,
!, tnEqn .byHr., 10
Il 6.ll.TTa an6,oe;zes said swartzg,s
Il aa ..IIssano 10 no1ossze !, af aIlgryvbat YOU tinl
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