Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1852-06-03


ter in almost every part of the globe for their ex-
traordinary and immediate power OF restoring per-
feet health TO persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of cerJlseated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimely
grave, after al the deceptive uostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
ment Of health, without which life itself Is but
a partial blessing. SO great, indeed, has Their
efficacy invariably and infalbly proved, that 1t
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act
II was to their manifest and sensible action in
purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host Of pernicious quackeries which
boast Of vegetable ingredients the LIFE MEDI-
CTNFS are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
Of which, though long known To several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown 10 the
ignorant pretenders 10 medical science ; and were
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impuTi-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
end tn, the hardened tRces which collect
in the cOugoutiOns of the sInah luiesJines- olheF
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habItual
Costiveness with all its train Of evils, or sudden
Diarrhaa with its imminent dangers i his fact
is weII-kuown 60 all regular ANTAGONISTS who eN-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these weli-nformed men against
the ouack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE mEDI-
CTNTS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bad-
der: and, By this means, the liver and lungs
the healthiul action Of which entirely depends
upon the regularity Of the urinary organs The
blood which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before il passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, reuews every part Of
the system. and trumphanty mounts the ban
ner Of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
retv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
10 he ,utaIH1e.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
FIRST and second stomachs, and creating a flow Of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acud
kind FlqfuIency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART-
BURN, HEAuAcuE, REsrLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, WIZ
vanish as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
Of the i1testines with a solvent process, and
wthoue violence; all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
DiaTThPa and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrld fluids by which these complaints are
occasoued, and by promoting the lubuca-Ive Sc
erection of the mucous membrane.
FeVeTs of al kinds, By restoring Che blood to q
regular circulation, through the process of persp
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The IdFE MEDICINES have been known &c
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks
and CfOut in half that time. 3v removing local
Inflammation from the muscles aEd hgameuts OF
The joints.
DTOpsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
aUirg the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- On these important organs. and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst eases 81 Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodgng from the tunings
Of the bowels the shiny matter 10 which these
/ creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
aiT-vcsseis of the lungs from the mucous which
/ even slight colds viii occasion, and which, If not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
SCuTFVs ulcers, ana lnVeTeT2te sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI
/ CJNES give to the blood, and al The Lumors
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
IOus by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and thc morbid state Of which occa-
sous all eruptivc complaints, saIiow, cloudy, and
other disagreeabe complezons
The use of these Pills for a very short time
viii effect an entire cure of Salt Rheun, and q
striking improvement In the ciearucss OF the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza VIII always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation 1t is well-kuown to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of TIHRTY-FIyE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Hafcria Wedicq.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured IN
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.