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ron NFgPtRpIe Jfnrfure .-tIRSAT MFDI-
CAL DISCOVERY With such testimony no strpn-
proof can be given, unless it be tral OF this won
derful Hamptons Vegetable Tincture.
Let the afflicted read read!
BARRELLvILLE. ALLEGANY Co. Mn
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: FOR RENT OK SALE. that yer,

o. FOR RENT OR SALE, that very
&a agreeable So DURHAM retreat, known as tns
Cottage. Immediately opposite Warsaw in the
town OF Sidney. The building is OF brick, nearly
new, and conaias four excellent rooms with every
convenience, out hLuses DC, with a well C ex-
cellent water in the yard. There are also two
of land attached in hne state of cultivation
which, il properly managed, will producef ON four
70 I've hundred dollars in vegetables, &c. To a
good tenant, it will be rented cheap; and posses-
sion given Immediately. For further particulars,
apply to JOHN II. sEAYREs,
&C Sta At the Columbian hotel
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A. foh KENT, on Pearl street, the lower
80 tenement formerly occupied by Us as a re-
cel7irg and forwarding h~use Has three oon5
rooms and cellar, and vi make an excellent stora
Eolse. possession given Immediately if desired -
Fox terms apply to
NoRVkLL, JONES & EGGLEsToN.
no Civ NJ, 4. 1oN,
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DLATED WAkE.-Castors, Cake bsskrts
lea Sets, ana Walters OF the riches, and la
teet styles Also, Papier Mache Goods ia rrrst VA
r1s'y Dressing Gases, for the toilet and for ,rav
eiiing; Bronze Ornaments and Caudelabras, Mantel
C!ocks, Enc Tea Trays. Just received and for sale
By LEWIS f;lNTER
MOI i27 Mir s,-a.,
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VALUABLE LAaD.-We are authorized 20
tell Almost valuable tract OF land taro' which
the Cenirai Railroad passe, than 10 miles
from the ely, containing 2fl acres so OF hich are
cleared. The buildings e good, aud 10000 cords
OF wood ahd lo0.UO0 barrel slaves might be taken
IRON the la without material Injurv
Terms very accommodating. Apply early.
T0LE4 a COOK,
no2 General AgeaN.
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IL U ;szz

~ ss&ssET
NREAT NORTHERN MAIL ROUTE
" New and Comfortable Schedules.
TWICE DAILY FROM RICHMOND TO NEW
YORK, WITH TRANSFERS OF PASSENGERS
AND BAGGAGE, THROUGH THE CITIES OF
WASHINGTON, BALTIMORE, AND PHILADEL.
PHIA, FREE OF EXTRA CHARGE-On and at
ter the LIST of March, the following quick and COM
Portable schedules will be the inland route
oetween Richmond and New York: Leave Rich
mond, daily, at 7 O'Clock, A. NJ, and O'clock P NJ;
arrive in New York, daily at ST, A. NJ, and Ct P. M
Fare to Washington, lst class seats. so
" Baltimore Is. "..-..........7 90
Between Baltimore and Philadelphia by rail
Between aUau Baltimore and Philadelphia, by New "
Castle and FreDchtown line, 2 so
Between Philadelphia and New York 3 90
For lst class passengers, and 81 on each for I'd
class do.
Besides the through and direct connexion named
above with the main Northern Route, through
tickets direct can be obtained at the Depot of the
Baltimore L Ohio Railroad Company, in Washing.
ton, for Pittsburg and Wheeling via the Ralay
House on the following terms:
Between Washington and Pittsburg-
Time "a hours. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS so
Between Washington and Wheeling
Cline 81 hours) so
For through tickets to Washington and Balti
more, or other information, apply at the ticket OF
fee.
1t is deemed proper in addition, to state for tho
information of passen GERS that four daily lines
in operation between Washington and Baltimore.
By of which the traveller who, through
business nleaanrs Rae haen DELAYED in Wash.
lngtOr mas Ii anyways In MS power to proceed at a
convenient hour directly on his journey to any
point north OF that place THOMAS SHARP,
Agent Of Transportation.
OFFICE r., P. g. PR. r. Co.
Richmond, Feb. ~, 1852. 5
S--TAa Npht Train will mr. take II, ~
put down passengers, except at the following sta.
tons Cottage, Taylo-sviIe Junction Chesterfield,
Milford, Ginney's, Fredericksburg and Brooks.
n. BY order of the Postmaster General, no
mali train will be run between Richmond and
Washington Sunday nights.
te 81 rs
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RoohS, MaGAZiNE5, NE WsPA.
- tGhs AND PERIODICALS for sale bv r n
HnhHdAfl' 1897 3,osd street
LoEoun Lancet for Noyemb.r
LONDON Punch
innh nm Magazine for November
Ine spanish Huskrteer
n nc Denlocratic Review coutai ming a nc-,r,;+ of
General Franklin Pierce oPof'ra't u
1onfr ssions OF an Eton Boy
!he Farior ana CABIN, or ayes and nas,a,s
huIt fsttys Scrap Bag, or the Mothrrs. ~ ..,o
Vi DIV 1--we ana leaieusy, oy MIS- Hentz ''o
p- ras, bslner, Wavsriy, Arthur's Gszp+ta s.r.
week Fo' N'S' &C &c, ali TOR this
oualnsn Pictorial for Christmas and New Var
sI pictorial saeet-prce &c
lsnet a. sood ss pub
:; DOCKS Newspapers and Magazines rpsiIad a, l..
"'''eo Hee oi postage Al at publishers nr;rss ~
Aoa,, tou .,,., TH0S. Il. GRESHAM.
As ns, LOT al 'ae Northern Daily ard Weekly Eew
CT, "a me assortment Of Victims cri....
si-'es' nanJos Accorceans aud Fifes ON hsra Is
sar- on .ne most acc"nnlae atir terms no ~
EAMiLf AND Extra FT0TjR -55o
= ooss' sur1Fy brands, superior ar acls tar al.
A'' FLY 4 McCANDLSH.
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DooRMATS -,Ag s~al sssor,men. .o,ss
II Tor sala al kliINTER'S, l37 Main e.
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III DENCE FOR SALE offer for sale the
very desirable private residence, situated Oh the
corner OF Mars hall and Is: streets The dwelling is
new, comfortable aud cunlmodieus and contains
e."Ven rooms, 20 which is attached large kitchen
smoke WOOD and coal houses. The situatlon of IRIS
property renders it .esirabl. as private residence
For terms appiyto w. BOOTWRIGHT
nc 9-im Garner Isr ard p.o,a s..
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- 2nd street, betweto Main aud Franxto 80 va
oi1 Tor q sma! family, with or rooms, with
snod k-tcnen II the Yard For particulars. eroujre
On TIE premises, or OF J JOHNSON. at DibrrII A.
IonTs near Shock oe Warahousa mr. 10 ~
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&s:::s FOk aENT.-A 9Iick Stable with three
- stalls and a carriage house, on Grace s;raeI
Address D. e. F. through the Pos. On.e.
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O. FOA KENT, large BRICK Tenement on
MI Grace street, west of Madison street. now &C.
cupled by Mr. Bowers Possession may be had i'm
nejiatey Rent $3.50. ~OLEk Il COOK
no 4 General Agents
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TO TOBACCONiSTs.-5S los OF very "a
L perior rich black ronqua Beans, extra SAVIOR
IS bottles London Oh BIrter Almonds. Also Oh
Clnnsnon Cloves. Annise, Bergamot, Lemon
Peppermint and Rose; with large supply OF MI
we sell on very low terms, and The quality cup,
rior. BENNETT a. BEEks
M Drugyi.ts Main sfreet
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tUAL Pr Oh, Ia barn ls, or SAT- by
&C 30 EDWIN WORKMAN 4 co.
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Truth Stranger than Fiction None Heed Dsspo7r
II Ladys Testimony after hirty-sigh gears o
Snfrtagt
Were there not real virtue in this wonderful rnedt
cine, could 1t perform the astonishing made 81
it'll
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1852-06-30
vol. IS. 10. IS.
ans WY II srAnrEp.

The editor Of the Enquirer. ina letter ffsm
Baltimore Oh the last night ofthe Convention.
says:
!, 1t was reported that night Friday higAt)
in the Virginia dslVgatien thsss the commits
tees Of cnuiefeaec hsa talked Of the names II
Butler, Marcy and Firree. but withont any
expectation 81 iakiag up 81 N q them -
Certain il was that they bad aIFsed rpnn no
ore, AMI the Conventiu. was sa.tlet at ~
sea than be.orc The nexi u.sa,.ing early, rs
Mr.. White Of Hanover. Mr. Mason Il King
George aud myself. las 10 bed the Latter esn-
tleman and rasselt plsyfully ssed 10 repre-
sentative Of the SIashcs' ~ uolnialaie Gen.
Pierce TO the Virginia delegation US siren.
candidate"
The above sufficiently slows that tie talk
about Fierce having formerly bsen such y
prominent parsonage is al hum, he Viz
ginia delegation says the e,litor. MsEtiacd
bis name ON Friday wight but q. .hsm arg
expectation Of taking it up. In Sstaaday
morning carls, us Tho editor lay 10 I'D. and
we doult vcry much whether he wsst = dtta
at the time BE pfayfully urged the name u
Pierce What cdr worthy iriypa If the I'm
oui,cssugscsi IN sl.ssantry lAs sae to
pass Ia earnest A,d raw we hrsr LIMO
Gratis swearing that Iicree has slWsss hcca
one Of their iirst men. aud they have long lad
him ia view for the Presidency fut mur
der will ou, The Enquirer gives tie ,iao
history Of The case. 4 he editor II that pa
per aud Mr Mason Of King George. lying IN
bed. ndncthcr Of them probably hslf awake.
Pierce rsme was suggested as an cxccllet.t
piece Of fun We think il was q very sleepy
asgair and poor toke- - Rich Rfpahliton-
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SHAVING FOR MONEY.

We pity tic man who wears out his cncr-
gies in the accumulation Of riches, which, when
amassed. he will have lost tile capacity to en-
joy lie finds h;nsef at the end of lis la
bnrs, a guest ut lis own feast, without an ap
petite for its daintics ! be wine Of life is
wasted. aud nothing remains but tie lees -
I he warm sympatllies Of bis heart have been
clicked by the inexprable spirit Of avarice. and
they canuot be resuscitated The fountain
hesd Of his enthusiasm is sealed he looks at
all things IN nature and 10 art with the eye
OF calculation hard mattcr-of fact is the on.
ly pahuhin his mind can feed on: tie elastic
spring o. impulse is broken; the pocsy ofex
istencc is gone.
Are wealth and position an equivalent for
these losses? Is not the millionaire, WHO has
acquired wealth at such cost miserable
bankrupt? In onr opininn there is little to
ci,nose on the score Of wisdom between tie
individual who rccklesslv sqnanders bis mon
ey he goes along in s'ly and extravaganza.
ard the false economist who denies himself
the wholesome cnjymeuts OF Ire, IN order to
swell. the treasure which in the hardening
process Of scraping up he had becumc too
mean to spend ard to selfish to give away.
The only rational way to live is to mix Ia
Dor with enjoyment "a streak Of fat aud u
streak Of lean. There is nothing like a
streaky li'c--a pleasant mixture Of exertion.
thauk.ulncss. love. lily and reposo, The
man who slaves Tor riches makes a poor re-
turn to that God who took the trouble of ma
Sing bin for better purpose
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SONS OF ,EMPEssScE.

The National Division O. North America
has lately concluded its annual session at
Richmond. The reports of the officers pres
ent prosperous md encouraging condition
ofaifars. There are $500 subordinate Di.
visions, with membership Of 100000 under
the jurisdiction Of the national body. The
officers for the ensuing year are as follows ;
Nv Patriarch, Hon John b O'Neil, Of
South Carolina; NJ W Associate. Neal Dow.
Of Maine, NJ w Scribe, + A Ficxardt. NJ
D.. of Pennsylvania; NJ w Treasurer, Robt
VI Foust Of Pennsylvania T; NJ W Chaplain
Leroy NJ Lee. D d., Of Virginia; u " Con.
duc.or. YIN Richardson. Of Western New
York; NJ w Sentinel. John L Crash. Of IL
linois. The next session viii be held in Chi.
cago, lllinqi5
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DNaEAson N rnE nousE OF COP.

Perhaps nothing is u surcr sigr Of vulgari-
~ Of breeding than irreve-ent behavior du-
ring attendance upon public worship. Not
seldom have our hearts panied tn see young
men maiiiiestng j, The house ri God tutal
want Of that rcve,ent dctueancr and attention,
Ia the service which is beiit,ies the audience
chamber Of Deity But when we see th,
tendency exhibited by y"irg ladies. i. argues
shallpwncss u n;nd AID pervcrscscss OF
heart that are appalling. We have seen
young ladies' clegaafly dressed, and bcaring
all the external marks If respectable parent
age and decent associations who seemed To-
consider the service rf the Almighty as requ
RUG no more attention and reverence than !,
concert of music we'll bred gentleman OF
lady will always conduct themselves with pro.
prietv in IA place Of worship. whatever may
he his or her individual opinions out of self
respect alone.
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miscellaneous.
Row THE PLATFORM WAS MADE


row THE PLATFORM WAS MADE
m. NJ VI. ,.o.,:. D.. e r,,.a
returns TO ttis SUBJECT i"f the purpose OF re-
affirming in more auhoralive form. its al
legations in reference TO the worthlessness of
~ oa,,oa b., ia Do,,aor,,;,.
:,
Convention as a s'a"oaro OF party ia''n. we
quote paragraph. from which it will be seen
that the Post has valid reasons for represent
~, ia ,,,o, :, ,vh;.h ,l,. .g.;r ,as m,,
-
aeeo as worse even '''''' '"'s'ca'
with regard t" tho resolutions said to
have been adopted by the Convention just
before IT'S close, called Ia s'',ne quarters the
plntiotn, we reassert, III stronger terms.
what we SAID yesterday. Further inquiries
into the circumstances satisfy us that, III say
lng that they did not express the sense Of
the Conyeiton We used the least exprcs
sive phrase the ease wpu3 justify. Iaey
cere not Gdopted ~ the C1npenii0R. Three
ionrihs Of tia members more than three
fourths. it is said by same - had lett the room:
not more than d,zcp Of the rest knew what
was doing Mr.. Davis the President of the
Conveniou, had teen obliged by oxhausta
ton to leave the Char Mr. Irving was in
his place. and was exeyting himself vainl, 10
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1852-06-30
MAarINsDuRG, Va, WEDNESDAY MORNING. JUNE 80, Isl
POPPING rass QUESTION.

| Here are few hints on popping the ques
ton. which may be commended IL the bash
ful and the hesita;ing. as well as to tile In
sirueton nf our Lady readers
| II you call on the loved one and observe
that she blushes as you approach. give her
hand a gentle sqceze. aud ii she returns it, all
right Get the parents ont Of the room: sit
down on the snsa beside the most adorable
Of her sex. aud talk Of the Joys If welded
life.' Ii she appears pleased. rise. seem cx
cited aud at once ask her to say the mpor
tant, the life or death deciding, the suicide
or happiness settling question. If she pulls
out her cambria, be sure you are accepted
Cali her my darling Fanny. and my own
dear creature AMI this completes the scene.
Ask her IT, name the blessed day, and fancy
Yourself already il Paradise
A good plan is. to call on the object Of
your affection in the forenoon; propose a
walk; mamma consents, in the hope that you
will declare yeur intentions. Wander through
the green Gells; talk Of love in cottage,
rcanited attachment. and rural felicity. Ii a
child happens to pass OF course intimate your
fondncss for the dear little creatures this
will be splendid hit Ii the coast is clear,
down you must fall on your knee, right or
lett for there is no rule ms to this. and swear
never to rise till she agrees TO take you for
better Or for worse. IT, however. the grass
is wet, aud sou have white pantaioons on. or
il your irowers are tightly made. Of course
yon must pursue another ldan; say, vow you
will blow your brains cut, or swallow arsenic,
Or drawh yours l. it she won't say YES
A yonpg l.dy's tears, when accepting you,
mean only i am too happy to speak The
dumb Sow Of staring into each others faces.
squeezing fiugers. and sighing originated, we
have reason to believe, with the aueieot Ro-
mans. II is much practiccd now. days, as
saving breath, and being much more lover like
than talking.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1852-06-30
THE WIFE.

1t needs no guilt to break llusban's heart.
the abserce OF content, the murtering oi
spleen, the untidy dress, the checrcss home
the foibidding scawl aud deserted hearth
these. aud other lameless neglects, without a
crime am,ng them. have borrowed to the
quick the hearts core of many man. and
planted there beyond the reach Of cure, the
germ Of dark despair . may woman before
that sad sight arrives dwell On the recolcc
tinns Of her youth. and cherishing the dear
idea of that .une'ul time. awake aud keep
alive the premise she then so kindly gave
Aud though she may be the iaiured, Mt the
ijnripg ouc--the forgotten mt the forget
iul wite--a happy allusion To that boar of
peace aud lovc--a kindly welcome to com
Portable hcme smile Of love tobanish hos
tile wcrds--n kiss Of peace to pardon all the
mast - and the hardest heart that ever lurked
Itself within the breast of selfish man will sof-
ten to her charms nne bid her live. us she
had hoped her years IN matchlcss bliss
loved loving and content--the soothcr of the
sarrowiag hsnr---tne source Of comfort and
the spring of joy.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1852-06-30

IN a rccent murder trialin this city Of great
public interest. where the usual course Of in-
timdaiiag or .hlnfiing' the adverse witness
was frequently resorted to, the eollowing col
loquy was held Lawyer s.. for the prisoner.
was engaged in cross examination of Mr.
g.
Now. witness yon stated on your direct
examination that it was your impression that
the prisoner did not have on a dirty shirt"
Il am positive replied the witness. ..that
he did not have on dirty shirt at that time. y
Counsel with ferocious air and stentorian
Voice:
Then. sir. how Dare you say that It was
your impression if you were positive Leave
the stand. sir -
The opposing counsel called him back.
"slr G. ARE you under the IMPRESSION that
you we've not knocked down on your way to
the court room this morniag."
Yes sir +"
"Do you know you were not?'
YES, sir ee r
Then. assuming the air aud tone Of Mr.. s
how dare yea state to the jury and tho court
IN your solemn oath. that il was Your impress
sipu that you were not knocked dawn. when
Yen knew positively yon were not ? You
may leave the stand r. Knicker5ocker.
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How natural it is for persons to publish,
the faults Of others. A mans good deeds
arc seldom noticed. no matter how numerous
or constant they are Eul let man whose
general course is marked by everything that
is praiseworthy, commit only one fault, and
how ready every one is to give il publicity =
The nr,rs flies like wild FIRE fran house TO
hoase and every body is ready to condemn.
Why is this Are evil deeds SO rare IN this
sinful world of ours, that every act Of the
Kind should be held up as a matter Of curl
osity Or are the good deeds so natara aud
plenty that they are not worth mentioning
Or may wc not ask. are We not all Of us so
entity ourselves. that it is selfish kind OF
qualification to fild that others are no better
than we are Whatever may be the reason,
there should he mere Of disposition among
men 10 cover the faults Of others. and q
hold up virtue By speaking Of good acts when
they are seen do to others as YOU would
have them do unto YOU" That rule is al
ways good
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1852-06-30
rnE rnoenEss or AmEn.cA.

Fifty years aga within the present limits
Of the States of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois Micb-
igan and Wisconsin. there were euly 10000
inhabitants and the log cabins Of the en-.
terprising pioneers and frontier settlements
If this (wliat was then called) North western
Territory were few and FAR between. Then
there were only about 5000 acres Of impro-
vad land Ia the territory uprising he above
Siatcs--the prairies and forests the rivers
aud lakes 81 this extensive tract of country
were mostly in the undisturbed and undispu.
ted possession Of unframed savage mca, ard
wild beasts. Then the Indian trails, the
bride paths and bark canocs. were the only
signs of internal improvements aud the
| ouly guides aud means ofintcrnal commune
ca ton Indeed this par. ofthc American
Empire was then almost an nninhabited and
unimprovel tract Of country and school.
houses churches, canals, railways. steamboats,
and Geographic wires--fke-e rere none -
But there was rich and productive soil ex-
haustless mineral deposits. a genial and heal
thy climate. long rivers aud inland seas
there were also few thousand hardy pion-
! ecrs--litt,c amiahle communities Of wei! or.
dcrcd and private families
Aud now, IN 1852 this North West cru
Territory comprises five States containing
about 4,500, 600 people. entitled to As Rep
rcsentatives has % 600. 600 Of acres Of la
proved land raised IN 1850. 40 100000
bushels oil wheat. III .000, 900 bushels Of corn
"a 500, 600 pounds Of cheese. and G.. .000. 600
pounds Of butter. 1t had McAdamiscJ
roads canals and railroads. made and being
made, Throughout each State. with hundreds
ofelcgant steamers placing upon its rivers and
lakes tclegraphc communications between all
its chief citcs and towns, aud those Of al! 9th.
er portions Of the Unioi, with churches col
legcs aud school houses sufficient and con-
veuient for the education Of millions Yes,
these great (State) communities we're found.
cd By. ard .hcir present prosperity and hap
pincss are based upon, the carly labor aud
Influences Of those energetic pioneer settlers
these few web ordered families And by
encouraging industry. frugalty. Temperance
and every other moral virtue the wilderness
has disappeared the prairies bills aud val
leys are covered will, il.cks. aud this portion
Of the American Empire now blossoms like
the rose.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1852-06-30
BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS.

There is but a breath Of air and Lcat of
the heart between this world aud the next.
And in the brief interval Of Painful and aw-
tul suspense, while we feel death Is prts-
en-: with US. that we are powerful. and he all
powerful the last faint pul-siion here ID but
the prelude OF endless lie hereafter; VIC feel,
in tie midst Of the stunning calamity about
to betal US that earth has no compromising
good TO mitigate the sey,iisy IL our loss.
But thelc i M grief wiiaos. some benc6y,
Gent provision - sof'en its fenseness.-
Wheu the good and the lovely die, The mem
DRY OF their deeds. like the moonbeasns GA
the stormy sea. lights IN orr darkcned hearts.
and lends to the surro@adieg lloom beauty
50 sad, so sweet, that We would not. II We
could dispcl the daikness .ha. eurirons it
George D. Prentice.
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TALK yv,TH HAcmELoas.


Whit are you Ct rar IN I. is world What
good are you daipg yont country Whss
are you doing for t,osterity. What Interest
have you IN the generation yet unborn, 20,
read Of? Where will you be when old men.
L yonr vile habits ever permit you to arrive
at good old age? Won't sou he like lynci,
scared and scpthed trees standing il Zig
clearing wisheut campani y. and ypnr he
unprotected from the frost hy spung So l,liugs
and shrubs at your fccty q. won'tyou be
like pumpkins ii d eoFuield. n, ~ premiae
because Of your prodigious ugliness " 4 lone
lincss. than the stalks at your side ladsr with
golden grain? Hold your heads up aud talk
like men. whether you can act SO or hot.
Now don't yon feel ashamed Of yourselves ~
look at the girls about v'u ali smiles ~ i
sugar hearts ovei1swing with love. read, !.
be spilled on the fist COED fellow that rai'
touch their sympatdifs fceli * rich ~
cream. which By kindred spirit can soon 4 ,
worked into butter, and spread over your life.
till you are as happy as the birds Of spring.
Look at them ard feel the disgusting pos;
tiou which you occupy in the cabbage ger
den Of humanity. Whit aTe you hold 4:
Back for. Now. Just frforni PCT on v''sr
hest looks and your best ceat visit the girls,
ice. cream them, talk to them pfe''ilv drive
them, walk iiesn. please them : ti,es propose.
get accepted, marry. and the cquutrl will ~.
II on you US truthful aud well disposed cit.
lien.