Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1852-09-23
Scientific Lecture.
BY PROFESSOR CAESAR HANNIBAL.

! BY PROFESSOR CAESAR HANNIBAL.
| My Suspected Hearers II shall dis
ebening rebound on the great Stance OBJ
FREENOLOGY ya aa5
rFreenology am one OBJ de moss anshent
and beautiful stances in the hole catalog oh
learnin, and am twin sister to Mesmer-
ism. Freenology consists in gittin 'nolage
free, like you am dis ebening; it was fust
discubered in de free schools, and was al
ways looked 'pon by de larned as bein
closely connected Wid E plurabus
/ Unum.'
/ In order to fully 'splain my self on dis
'portant stance, | went to de slaughter
house, up in Christy street, and got dis
skull. 1t was emposable for me to get de
he'd OBJ de human body at the Horsepital,
SO I hab to use dis sleeps head, which
no doubt will answer de same purpose,
'kase it hab got de wool on
De fust pumb in cullered mans he'd
and it taint no use bodderin bout emmy
odder mans hed-am siterate on de top
and called by the siantidk cokanut bump;
dis bump lays in triangular form ober
de bump oh don't-care- -a-d -natiyeness,
which ebory black mans he'd am fully
blessed wild; some OBJ de lower order OBJ
cullered men hab got de bump oh origin
ality, which renders dem 'septable oh
drinkin bad gin made up into sings and
todies. But, my stingy frens, [ warm you
to stop dis sling business, or else you will
sling yourselffs into de place whar de
birthstone metchcs am made. ri s.T r-#
De bump dat am moss cultivated in de
cullered man he'd, am calld on Fowler Il
Wells map OBJ de brane, "Amativeness.N
Dis am the bump dat plays de debil wild
de fair sex, bekase dat am whar Kupid
springs from; dis bump lays in de back OBJ
de neck, near the coat collar; it am cal
led the bump of lubt Wat am all de SIS
ters feeling in de back oh dier neoks for?
1t am dis bump whar all de selfshness
and wickedness oh mankind lays; and |
would say a word to dem fellers as hab
got an ober quantity oh it. Look out
how you fool your time round de oppsite
sex, kase when you fall in lub dis bump
swells to such an 'xtent dat it oberwellms
de hole brane, common sense am kicked
out OBJ de Uranium, and lub rain 'spreme
till ebery abenue leadin to de soul am O.
berfow'd wild de milk OBJ human kindness.
What all de sisters latin bout? You
better insult your own konshuhce and see
ef you hadn't better iaff de odder side OBJ
your mouths. Sich imperence in meetin |
neber did see! z.~ adi ~ 1.'seaI sa. 4
De mex fact dat l will call your 'tention
to am dis De he'd oh man, like de foot
oh de Hog, am divided into two parts;Ide
front part am @har deihtellecteral Origins
am and dis part blind de ears am #har
de afiaihal propefsishens am; dis part oh
de forehed am none as de Rorse-frHht-u us,
or frunt- all bone, b'kase it am all bone
and in de front OBJ de he'd, which fully
counts for de niggef's he'd bein hard huff
to butt down the stone fence. SUM Obde
pretenders to dis stance had serted dat;
de brane lays here, but when deya probe
to me dat de brane EN- bone den will
side wild dem, and not afore, d De bump
oh "Beneholence'1 am sitewated on do top
OBJ dis, but i don't see dat stiekin out wer7
ry excrusiatin on emmy OBJ your heds; but
l may be mistaken, and when de sasser
goes round de fac will probe, Itself
"Combataveness" AM found nifty big in
de cullercd race. 1t lays long side iob
"FirmnessY which bump am Illustrated on
de map by de jpckassr which shows how
much easyor it am to, coax dan to driber-
Some people had got bigger bumps dan
odders, and dis am de way you Will find
it out: sspoze you had squarrell wild
man and you call him liar, and be ser,
"sEf you call me dat TWICE more III smack cflkf
you cross de chops, Dat man Ihiad had got
oombataryeness small, but ef at de moment
dat YOU call de man a lair you find You're
self a rolling in de gutter wild your nose
split open, you may make up your mind
dat it sticks out7op dat mans he'd 50 big,
you can hang your hant on it, it ssra4 -
i:Cautiousness" am putty well enYellop-
cd too IN cullefea man, and dat de realm
dcy lab Is haant dat same ole coon; 'dey