The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1852-01-28
An ANGRY BRIDEGRooM.

AN AN6kf BklDEGkOOM.
The following. which ne iiad IN ans IL
our exchanges. is good enough fnr The
Bunknm Flag Staff:
Some individual. onre an editor. who.
in writing his recollection oI Il,e crahlos n
Clarion. recounIs The following incidrnl.
which had rs origin in the employment
Of drunken composition. one day. while
he (,he edi'or) WAS an spree.
The reader may suppose The door IL
the editors saneium flung Violently open
and stranger rushing in, bearing In one
hand r"py oflhe Craa .wn rlarian. and
IN The other huge IA nily umbrella Ia
baiiering ram.
Stranger Qeroripnslyl-. You're the
editor. are you nol!'
Editor (hlandl, y. Sometimes. sir;
take seal"
Stranger. Confnnnd your overiures.
sir. I'm from t;.shcn = re.prc able nj
iorney. SIR. Don't SIR" Shaking the
umbrella menacinsly; /. you shall hear
me through, sir" and then drawing him.
self oui an extra inch ] . depend confident
" upon il"eging. I am Just married.
sir. not fortnight since and on the hap
py day." here The umbrella quiycrcd
sympaihelicaily. Il forwarded you a
notice of The same. Thnngh have hiih-
ERIC been above porlry. thank Heaven. L
added. IN momenl of weakness. an hmm.
bile verse Of my own eomposiiinn. fitting.
! thought. Ia The nrcasion. Here's the
correct version. sir" Repeats from me.
morv.
Manied-in Go<hrn. February 2s,h.
A. Conkey. Esq. TO Miss Enphemia
Virgins.
Love 10 the union Of two hearts,
That heats in soitest melody,
Time with its ravagcs imports
No bitter fusion 10 its ccsiacy,"
/" Noi murh; sill poetry. still rhyme.
Next week. got ynnr paper and carried
u 10 my Eu;hcmia: We opened il. and
turned our eyes together Ia the marriage
list. Blond aud thunder, what do wc see,
An abusive. airminus no sir--l
am ronl." ambrrlla giving The lie IN
every rib. :. Heres yout internal sheet.
Hear whit il says sir; I am rnol. sir. ami
irem'le." "Opens the paper aud reads: II
Narried--Al Goshen, February 22, A.
ID 'nkey. Esq. 10 Eaphemia p,ggins.
Jovc is an onion Of two heads,
Tat h,cts is soft anl mcllowy,
Tin- with its cah!,ages in carts.
M hriicr fccded TO an extra ,lay"
What do vnn think or that. sir! :
umbrella raised. Donkey. eli, Pig
gins. Is y. Ny poc,ry. eli, Ii his nm
ncrve,l me--tlrivrn me mad. cant take
walk hui ,l,at The small boys. mere in
fanis. ring the hi,lems chorus in nv ear
>ome scnnn,irrl has altered The name 90
my sign l, sn,i your Internal orlhpgraphv.
Don'i apnl"gizr-I wnn't listen 10 any
thing: my house. just painted. Is scraalrd
over bv hnrrid pollr,ils aud rmb ems:
aud all nwing 10 your arrur.e,l work."
:. You're rmnrred. sir: ,lnn'i move. on
ynnr life. You're The destroyer Of my hap
piness my life. and nv Enphemla
With The fand name, The last string
moderation snlppc,l. He advanced a
SEP. struck an ATTN e. and then The 81!
ilnr. we almost said--i,ut u (: lu.t az The
family umbrella was midway in The hlow. !.
the dior opened. aud some visitor entered |
The ~ nre,l nln hesilaicd. Here were
witnesses. Visions nf an action re as
sanli and battery. with big damages, aud
cost. rose III his mind. and the umbrella
dropped harmless To the q .6r. The law
yer lriumphrd over The man. lie turned
ON hls heels, and sirnlr our of the rnnm.
mnilrring a. he went; Failed this time
--0ue thing lett libel sui CATCH
'fhe i.nn,nn Naval and Military Ga
xena. ~ well rs the London Times. con.
slider England IN state Of extreme peril
from Franre. and urges an arning nf The
militia "n SEN The invading lava which
ran hardly fail IRE long 10 burst over our
erlile and exposed I,nd." The Dukc of
yelling nn is sail 10 cincni fully in these
trws. The Naval aud Military Gaz Tie
'ays: 1--WE are assured AT ih.. clubs that
he duke has strangely represented the !
I.ce.sitv Of increasing The rank and liis
hirty thousand. unless the militia be not {
My ballote,l bar lrained."
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The newspapers contain directions for q
tte name Of The great Hum q
arian, Kossuih. Oae says. Ros-sM;
no,her. Shoots third. Aosh-yoof. u
he prepandrrance scans il favor Of The q