Baton-Rouge gazette. [volume] (Baton-Rouge, La.) 1819-1856, 1852-11-06
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Tyranny or tho pettfCoats.
ny FANNY rgnN.

I'VE males swaggsr aud talk OF our sti.
periority. but only the savage has ptaciic.
al dominion over tho weaker sex" sim.
ply because ho bangs his refractory f..
inalo in lordIy style We dent beat our
women, and are, therefors, slaves we
are forced 10 knock under, because we
have fastidious notions OF knocking them
down! This may bs quite correct. | only
stats tho fact without cornhisntsry. Un.
beaten wonan Is .yrant A little
blond creature with fair eyes, fragile fig.
ure, whom you could crush In your man.
ly grasp, somehow OF other you find yonf
sell trembling before her, MS before n
crowned potcn,ste. Size bends you to
her purpose. TO her caprices If ysu quail
not before her auger. she rushes Into hys.
terics T! What 10 helpless, aud above all
cIubIcss, man to do DO meek and NC
qtiescent." 1~aa ttAz las
OF eourss no other way, my Fdcar Dir.
liz you want your shirts made TO suit you,
your old pants ressurcetiouized, your
dinner kept hot, or nny otber little nc.
cofnmodafion. (wiien you are ii, u hurry
and can't stop TO discuss rnattcrs.) "CInb
less man like thati I'd like TO know
If they don't aitoays resort to ARMS
when they intend to snbdue us! ! mere.
| " ask for Information, as / am ali old
| maid myself now there Is no use Il, try
ing 10 DRIVE any Of the female gender
(l'm one OF the sisters, and feel mysel
qualified TO take the floor" Mr., Chairman.
There's no necessity Of making such .
bunglipg piece Of work Of mafrimony
Were 1 man, I'd engage to manage au,
wife you can bhpg along. Between yoi
and me, should keep the, bits and reln'
out OF slightly bnt I'd do H., She shoult
be as docIe as kitten, aud believe her
self master Of tire house. too Oh. pooh
you don't understand the rbylosophy o
the thing--'tisn't every man that las I
call TO Be ahusban1. fs's< t*h
Do you suppose IL you feed and cloth'
a woman. and keep her warm, that's TIN
snd Of the chapter pshaw imagin,
me 10 he TOM Fern. When ! cam,
home from the office. should take a mic
roscopic view Of my dear Fanny's face,
10 see which way the wind blew. II she
looked dull. from the thousand petty an
noyances Of housekeeping, | should JUS
put my arms around her blessed littl'
neck (iiever minding collars and 1x
ens,) aud tell her Idid'nt care = damaget
sega. whether had my favorite pudding
or not, II SHE only ioyed me. WonI1l,t'
she brighten up. hey? Do you suppos'
I'd 60 staving up and down the room lik'
ahyefa, and knock over her work basket
and tread on tile baby, and break the bel
Ewire, and scowl ill / looked like one o
Hose .gutta perch phizes! |! No, sir. +.
4 kiss her, and tell her 70 keep mp her spir
its tiIi + came home At night, and wei
have an early tea, and hear Tommy %!
his prayers, and 20 t0---~welI i DAKsEa,
say IL !, but TdrAxE her there as11rgas
Well, sir, the consequences would be sh'
/ would zee was the sams iascinatinl
Tom who begged her on my msFrow-bone
on moonliglit evenings, ITO make me th
happiest of men, and there isn't one wo
man IN q thousand treated that way
that wouldn't love tiil-you were d
happy as fly in molasses cup. As q
4 q meek man, defend me from Bettys o
corduroys! Ia prefer TO endure th
l.6anging Of q rsfdctoyy female n
rather Be UNDER d tyyszsst than OVER |
1losess Okire BnGaEh. as
LaEuf. PoKTEE. The board Of Alder
| man adopted resolution last evening
granting tine uss # the Governors Roof