New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1852-06-26
something f.r Every Body.

A Vienna journal announces that fanny
1ssler has just married at Hamburg Dr. Hahn-
Gen. Jose Concha has arrived at Madrid, He
las visited by all the of rank in that CITY
Why is our Bankers account like linked
sweetness ~ Because it's long drawn out
. Meanness of birth is no obstacle to true merit,
which alone solid glory and real nobility consist
Thirty pounds sterling were recently paid III
giand sheep destined to be sent to Austraha
To improve man is to liberalize and enlarge
him in thought, feeling and purpose
Horace Walpole says: "In my youth l
thought of writing satire mankind but IN my age
think should write an apology for them
The proprietors of the st. Louis and keokuk
Packet Line have expressed their determination to re-
from all their boats about the rst ofJune
Wise men are instructed by reason; men of
understanding by experience the most ignorant by
necessity: and brutes by nature.
Jealous men are ever displaying to you the
strength their belief while udicious men are showing
you the grounds OF It,
A gentleman in NewYork State has acted
unon the odd fancy of being married in all Odd feiows
lodge dressed in the regalia Of the order.
A few days ago d little girl, aged only seven
wears seen smoking cigar in the principal street OF
Cincinnati
\ fishing party recently captured three three
sharks off Castle Pinckney, Charleston, one of which
measured nine feet six inches in length
A Young naval officer, when asked what Pc
rod Of his hrst battle most appalling. replied 1.-The
hushed moments when they prnkled the decks win
sand to drink the human blood as yet unshed"
| should not think the man sound at heart
against whom world has not something to for
some always speaks ill against good patriot aloyero
freedom and an honorable man
A foreign correspondent says, pithily, &c To
describe the cities OF Italy short phrases, would say
that yenice spot dream Rome to study in Naples
to visit, and Florence to i've ln"
| A new journal, with peculiar reeommenda-
tions is about to be established in Circleve Ohio The
Gentlemen who pay IN advance WILL receive nrst
| rate obituary notice in case of DEATH
| We are happy to announce that We have dis
covered the derivation of horu. applied to some
thing to drink 1t is from the Latin, which signifies that
ncss you used to it, if take hoI1 it is pretty
| apt to corn H!
A philosopher was once questioned how he
could prove the existence of God Why" answered he,
NV openinr NY eyes-God is every wherein the
growth the grass and in the movement of the stars in
the warbng Of the arks and in the hunderso OF hea'en
Hon, Pierre Soule, the distinguished Senator
from Louisiana is to deliver Fourth OF july oation IN
phaaelphia in compliance with the request of clergy
man of that city The proceeds to be applied to
charitable institution
If Virginia is the mother of Presidents, New
uampsbire is the mother Presidential candidates No
less than five the prominent for that office
are natives of NewlIampshre-Cass Webster Dickinson
Pierce and Douglas.
Piron. the French author, was questioned by
naughty police magistrate concerning his profession
poet sir said piron On, poet, said rsn .ne
| r1atrs
we are even' said Pron for have brother who Is
!, fool"
Since the opening of the Hudson River Rail
road millions Of passengers have been conveyed IN
the cars and but person has lost his fe-who was
improperly the platform and leaning beyond the car
when crossing drlwbridge railroad we always wsn
to travel on.
S Patent Steam Ice Cream Company has
lately been organized As it is arerred that the vapor o.
boiling water will be entirely superseded by Errlcson
calorc eng ne we may expect TO near oe1ott uus
patent hotair ice creaui which Will propahly p'p'e
very palatable paradox
d A good story is related of Ex- Governor Briggs
Is of Massachusetts, that many ago. when exposua
ting with young about drinking and urging him
abandon the practice the young agreed TO Leave
of if the Governor would leave off wearing shirt couar
The latter agreed to the, novel reauiston and in con
formity to the bargain has never worn collar snce
One of those devotees to mammon once received
lesson from humble follower who did not seem TO pay
J him the possessor OF the purse sufcens e. n
said Do you know. sir that am worth hahale' l N
thousand pounds ;" Yes, said the lrritated but no
:: broken-spred respondent. II do and know that
i' al you tcoTth.S
y There is no need of stealing umbrellas-the,
| can be got without-in the following way: Take you
i, stand in doorway rainy morning When you See
man coming along with silk article step up ami sa
~ hun, Sir beg your pardon you nave my umbrella
- In nine out of ten he will instantly surrender
O. does he know that it was not you he stole 1t from
ne 1t may be taneiful notion. but | think til
lie ordinary salutatens people indicate in
ey their philosophy Of living The French greeting is lite
ally How do you carry yourself Pa query suggest,
o Of egotism that of the Italians How do you stand
49, which hreathes of existence in the immediate
;" characteristic of the South; while tayorite phrase
ef - How do you get along !-at calling up an
L. ernal and distant goal-success,
IL A Philadelphia merchant sent cargo
n goods to Constantinope After the supercargo Il
bales and boxes safely landed he inquired where tn
til could be stored Leave them here, it won't rain
- nshtn was the reply But dare not leave them tn
ne exposed some of the goods may be stolcn,' said
n supercargo The Mahometan merchant burst into
1nr1, In lie,f hp
m. Christian within fifty miles OF here''
ale There is about to be commenced in the neig
vet horhood of Direhau Prussia suspension bridge
nv Ys,ua which viii be unquestiouahly the largest that
ure which win mass The railway Of that State will DC $500
uld in length by in breadth viii besupported tg
pillars distance OF SEQ feet apart. four Of which
~. be fixed in the bed the river The construction all
~ this colossal bridge will l1aoopof aud the
ihe 10 be executed the two banks viii seaat ~ 400
He in all Is, ,oo0,oQ0f.