Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1852-07-10
THE MAN WHO WOULD NOT PAY THE
PRINTER

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THE MAN WHO WOULD NOT PAY THE
PRINTER.
May he be shod with lightning and com
PEELED TO wander over desert of gulpow-
der-N. o. Pic.
May he have sores eyes, and chest.
nu, burr for an eye ball Bait. Clip.
May he wilher under the voluminous
curse of DR.. Slop.-Evc. Post.
May his sorrows double daily, and his
life lengthen in the same ratio that his
sorrows are multiplied. Frankford Yco-
man.
May every day of his life be more des-
poic than the Dey Of Agiers.--N. York
News.
May he repose his weary limbs al night
on bed full of feas, and inhale the
odor OF Ten thousand bed bugs Gin.
Neps.
May he never again be permitted to see
the face of fair woman, and be BORED 10
death by boarding school Misses praclcng
their first lesson of music, without the privi-
lege of seeing his iormentors. - Mcmp.
Erp.
May he, upon pulling on a tight boot
find a live hornet in the bottom May he
be rode on a rail after getting his boo, of,
with sharp edge up, with bushel bag OF
sand tied 10 each leg, BY torch light
procession, and hssed by all the boys in ten
May troop of Printers Devils, lean,
laak and hungry, dog his heels by day and
may the famine stricken ghost of an editors
babe haunt his evenings lullaby, and hiss
murder in hia dreaming ear.-Siar State Pa.
friot.
May he be compelled TO walk during the
day, with bare feet, over prickly pears and
sleep at night in a muskeelo chappaIe
without blanket or iariat to keep the rattle
snakes of Houston Beacon.
May he have a scoding wife and smok
ing chimney, and his days be many.--T'es
tern Teran.
May he be in debt and dunned every hon
Of every day by creditors as remor.eless al
Shylock, and as imporune as the widow il
holy writ. May no sleep come to his eye
Ids, nor rest to his conscience, until the las
mite of his indebtedness is cancelled. Ma'
he be lathered with aquafouis and shavet
with handsaw by drunken barber, wht
shall read 10 him during the operation, eve
~ line and syllable of The supplement II
Virginia Convention..-Frei Ncrs.
May he have TO ride on the back Of {
rough troiling mule, one thousand miles
over bad road and have Porcupne sad
dle.-American Unionist,
May he be doomed TO the editorshp of {
country newspaper, every subscriber o
which is as mean as himself.-OHawa Ere,
Press.
May every dollar he gets prove as base
coin as he is humanity, himself be forced Il
beg, and every sentence from his cold hear
freeze fast in his throat, his under shirt iurr
10 wasps, and he not suffered to go dowr
10 his hole in the dirt, "unwhipl, unconcern
ed and uns,ung.-Quney Herald.
May ''all the ills which flesh is heir Il
'o'Weh' him lhfon9h llie ami hnally, wheI
he dies, may he find his Satanic Majesty rea
dy 10 ferry him over the river Slyx, an,
consign him TO the hottest berth in Ill,
internal regOns.-M DOnough indie.
We had chap who got The Mirror lhre
years without paying for it, and when W
sued him no was dishonest enough /
deny II OIL We know he has not sler
well ever since. Give him a kick, an
let The miserable creature pass Taseue
Mir.
Not enough YET May he be slowed int
barrel OF tar and boiled down and iapal
ned over. May he then be kiln-dried an
split up into wooden shoe-p pegs or may /
be cut mp and used for catfish bait.--U Unic
c. Star,