Baton-Rouge gazette. [volume] (Baton-Rouge, La.) 1819-1856, 1852-11-13
vel raEsed ur. sir. Ii nil

that" said jatemieli. I
"And Jes4nsA=psl I " - aeob-Jere-
,niel, , | sl,e,td any, III: measuring always
put your thuinb sd, ale.t when yen move
tie yard sticli fot ward shove your tli,'iib
all i,leh OF SO baek iheas'ifitg tfose,
yot may manage II Squeeze out five
yptis fran, t5nr and ti%,ree4aaafters, yeu
understand I And, tfeays be watehful
TINT some Of !iiese All bic, light fingered
folks don't slU a roll { tibboh. q 9 I'aif Ct
uleves or hose, or d Asece Of goods, up
their sleeve. ~ tlleif t94sotns, pockets, Of
uudpr their sba wls. j careful llenry-
Jeetns, sl,psid say,"Said Cl'eatiin
Being duls rehearsal, Jeremiah Bumps
went "a Warfs. Tile ktst customer lie had
was 4 title ssrI, who ab,ght a yard 81 lib.
bon for niie;.enee, aiG4 Jeremiah, not enlY
stretched 90 Ien.eishtt of a yard into a full
ward. b,t wasle twelve cents 90 for d line.
nsnee, wl,irt4tsnf hrnlg l,t down the Walls
AZ wrn,t, Of tf,s tl,ild'f another, a b,rly old
FsoteI, wo,nan who flougue.lashed poor
Jeremiah aMTully 4His next adventure
wps The sale. of n tlfel pattern Of sixpeti-
Nv jslain. u3,jeii he ftaryutted to eot.
tain all the ferIeetio,F known TO the best
article, aud III dasl,int lis vigorous scis-
sors through the lahlsA, he caught them
IN ta,a folds a a doze;f silk lialidkeroliiefs
a, the eortit5r Tbs voting woman who
fool, the dless ratlfrti, upon reaching
home. found5i 1t eonta Jed but eight yards,
when she pa.id for ra1se. She came back,
and jeremiah Bunph got another bohi.
Bastiug' lnss sold IeItpenny calico, and
warranted it'to washl next day it came
back. and az old latf I witl, 1t the colnrs
and starc', We're all d by dipping 1t u
water, and a,s old EfrNiau welt on so
that Cliea,uln was ghd TO refund her mon
ey to yet ri Of herAsA young woman
euauited lo~r1dlaperinf jeremiah exhibit.
ed tie a%ttI,Ie, wllnts upon tie young
woman ash fig If 1t f.as real btrds.ele,
he affirmed u was, az tie best, too, iot lie
used /, tiinisalTf I1zs young wpfiat, was
ant to the l1rali, ana left the store and
Cheatum refriinandfl Jeremiah reundly,
Two aasliiat ydhnpjlhdies out '%'shoppihg
for their owl, dlvetsikt,s gave Jeremiah d
call he tailored htLsl and tongue, he
hauled aowI, aud eskaabited Cheatutn's Ell
lire stoel, 1.-The airlsfstllen were leaving,
saying they would fsaII agail," aud lJef.
e,nisl, verv$niniabiy tsa,d, "Do. ladies', do
call again, IKE to sjEte your custom :"
The yoursiladies tttsa this az an insult.
Their biz lIotiefs laited on Mr.. bumps,
and @uoil,itts short {is humble apologies
saved him ion ehr3asd ooWl,ides Jefe-
,riah saw Il suspieifas woman enter tile
ptore, aud latter o1Irhauling a box el
ytover, he thought ~ saw her pocket q
gutyt la intsrettaed the lady ms SHE
wa4 going out-=lt. GRABBED her by the
pvske,=tlh lady fjEtsted-Jereiniah held
on-tl,e lady fainteE and jeremiah near
" tore lel dress IN pulling ett the
ploves ! 1'se lady ttaved TO he the wife OF
Il distinguished citlTa,, and tie gloves pnr.
chased at 4nother tlace. A lawsuit Jol'
lowed. au1 Mr.. Btra,s was iiped 800,
aud sent ii the llf,nse of Correction fol-
sixty dsys!
How hsny new 11rrks Nebueliadicsza'
Cl,eatum las put tksaough since, we know
not but observation-disclosures is now engag.
ed ia the observation-disclosures CT aestirnltite,
mud shuldsls at til idea of a young mai
from the tpuntry tfing tetatcd IN a dry
goods si,aA, If the4have got to sen The
elephant taat he o~t3dfted--W Bostont
EnoM NA.sAu, Nn.-The following II
pn eNtracIt from n 1'ter published IN tht
!, New Nofs lourntt of Commerce, datet
at Nasea,s N. T., 7rt. 12;
The dfsadMl cit leta still continues it,
savages asaong us though to-day it has
| think, agatrtl Il TILE. but we can't tel
anything Ehont 1t. Fan all.wise aud msf
e,lul God IireeiA and IN his hands Ii
the issues The IA was observed rs 1
day of i,hintliatiotfaui prayer ny the reo
pie, and ltnust safS that ~ no place oonl,
n greater amount II seriousness be uhserv
, ed.
The %trhaoner Martha Jane, B~oyihgtou
hence for ~ilioston Film aalt, has been seis
cd by the; Mafstat for All Infringement o
/, the r~rvsnt,e lava; Tie result will be
inc OF Slll0, aud al,e sessel viii be releas
ed, and plcbably ~ 70 morrow
CoMMos'6RE Ttfsy AND RTE Jsfahtsl
! pRrss-fWe hafe much pleasure ia re
, c%ofiing, I says III London Shipping Ga
zette. "th! conda1: pursued by Comma
dore Perry, who xns sett with his irigate
the Mississippi, % the disputed fishing
gtounds-:-not, as Come would have wishe,
, /, to protcci the Aus'ricnn fisherman, wle,l
} er right Or wrong, but, rs the Commo
: dore morl, correct1y understood his duty a
an object ahd a seeeutleman, to see tina,
while American iRhts were not nniustl,
. Invaded, :,is own tbnntrymen did not pro
woke AGGRESSION III their own unlustiisa
! BILE condSct, and III ~disregarding the treat,
: existing . letweeh the two countries
Every ACCOUNT ws:bave seen of the con
: duct of f'onmodafe Perry, in executin!
the delitite duty :Evoivud upon him re
. fleets tho highest .tonpr Oh his character u
an o%llices." Il
!. How TO RAtss THE Bopy OF A DRoWS
ED PERsoN.--Aas English paper state
> that SolhMoS D,asroRp was lately drown
ed near IFountaia Quay, Isle OF Wight
s aud tlntis novel ayocess was used for til
A ~recoveryto OF the btly by me Of the coas
guard. Frle guial-man assured the by
s,anders..th a il lhe party was browne,
+; in the heighborleod, he could discove
+ the bodI by mY.sas OF ANEW loaf Q
bread, ~ which Aioald be deposited tl,rc
/ ounces gf quickss yer, when the loaf Woul
dnn. ,;lH - r.,s.NI atar n,haea TIM had