The Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1850-1852, 1852-05-20
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SELLING 4 oACDELOa.



The hero Of my sketch must be de.
scrfbed 10 give the ieaders an idea of
what Kind of a swEref the airts had 10
work on. Girlsy Yes. girls I! for Il
was some cf that sex that sold Lim.--
tirs,ly, rsask WAS na . very dssssy
i'ersoa--lss neser wore s0sA plsiis ..
the fashionable legs Of Co,ham'.s ere
ncs,.ed in, nor was his Goa, such ~ are
worn by Ssipsdom, thcrcfs re-, "Co 10
N'ob,ail.' was not addressed to him.
lie hd not wear a collar Of the pattern
such US would be suitable for = q, h,s
ib for wheel barrow to beat up hill
with. Frank was rot IN tho habit of
s"npling sr'ceFies. geaerslly ibas hs
WAS not accustomed TO sing
..On the w,as. Of love l Gy,
Prom groeers, 10 gts'ceri.'
Nor was he ever known to prcamhulate
the streets at midnight hour" inform.
ing the sleepless ci,issns and sleepy
Stars that he had not the remo,sst idea
o. returning 10 the paternal mansion. vn.
III aOrOra Of morn had Alumed the ea,l.
crn horizon.
A quite moral person Mss Frank,
though the girls appeared 10 think Ina,
he had neglected the sex too long. and
TO get even they meant 10 "set 'em up
for him. ...
One morning after brcakfas, Frank
entered the p"rior, where several
" coutry cousins" (roguish girls) were
assembled; laying down his bundle, he
entered into conversation With one of
them his bundle beins near the door.
Two "i the girls got up and left the rc,m
with II. bot returned few moments af.
ter, deposi'ing II pysin q, the chair
Shortly after Frank 90. up los eo.--
Scarcely had the street door closed,
when peal nfter peal Of merry laughter
arose ~frnm the girls. Frank. mean
while, all unconscious oi the game drop.
ped into his taiior's, and. handing him
the package, remarked 49,
Here is = coat of nina that wants
overhauling put on Q new set Of bu.
tons. velvet collar, and, I think ihe ia |!
want rs-li.,ing.'
While the tailor was unrolling the
parcel, Frank turned to examine some
cloth. Unrolliny il. he held !, out at
arms length. and exclaimed with sur.
prise ..... .....f
Gals e.ch,ehe- chem Shirt. BY Mun.
der r
Frank turned. and his eyes fell on
the garment, the fancy fixing. and lace
trimmings, he reached for the door viii,
one hand and with the other (he had
al awful long reach jus, ,hen) he grab.
bed Mat drdprry, and dashed Out OF the
shop. mid the roars Of ilic inmates. cx.
claiming some'hing that scuncd like
Sold-of ut the knees gals--cus.
my pictur---didn't make four times lba,
hand, &C.
! Down the .sfre~ts he wen, with Q
looseness, and at n rate Of speed TIM,
would have surprised old Suffolk her.
sel'. that white drapery fuuering in tie
wind like = white pcnant in a nor'wes
ter. On, on went Frank, striking ai
awful lick A. hc rounded the turn com.
ing down the home stretch. A juvenil.
exclaimed to him
Say. legs, where you takin' that
! fellow 2
Clear the track shouted Trank. nm,
on he wcnt; coming up tho next stree,
WAS MI image yender, with his tive sto
ry tray Oh his head. lie had just open
ed his mouth 10 cry Images : rs Franl
swung round the turn. bead on. wicl
he planted square into the bread bas
J ket' u the Italian. and his exclam a,ie,
h images ended with ugh +! as he wa
1snbled up--as scienuticsiiay - Dick
ems Biler lin David CopperRsla J couI'
have done il +; both came down Iogeth
er. all Of hesp. The crssh Of III,
fallen goddesses. graoss, g.. was ire
H,snlous. knssu,h sSd Napoleon wsr'
pitched into the arms of the Craccs--
! Venus Just from her sen bath, resorns,
4 TO ons 10 tho gutter. Mars YVES kasck
ed Aor, De combat, ard Juno pitches
bead first into the snow Lsi,k. Prnnl
white with plaster, hu, badly cove in,
and out ot wind, dashed inio ihe inas'
and threw himself on his bed. vowin;
enmi,y to all femnl.s 10 general, AM
country cousins in particular.
The taller lost customer. and II an,
one wants - see stars and have fre'
admission to The Hr. works jam ie
him ssk Prank IL the 'fuil. vaafs ,e
lining ,-s