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A FORTUNE FOR SI.-ghe recel

A FORTUNE FOR SI.-Ihe receipt with
~ f.ll Instructions in the elegant and beautiful
accomp phshment Of inlaying and ornamenting Pa
pier 5iache, (whereby from $40 to So per week
nay be cbtainedi will be forwarded TO all who will
enclose 8, poet paid, to Messrs SPRING & co,
Second street Baltimore, Nd. Numerous ladies
and gentlemen now employed and realizing
landsn me income from this valuable receipt which
made plain by the instruction as TO meet the
rausC!ty even Of children oc 2--lmN
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FAIL IMPORTATION, 1852.

q STEBBINS, DARRACOTT g.
N~E CO., Importers and Dealers in
fr1g - Earthenware China and Glass
Il liz ID have received by ships Empire
AIMWA State, Sheridan and Forrest State
from Liverpool, their fall stock of
Earthenwsre and China. direct from the manufac
turers making their stock large and complete and
by arrivals from the northern cities, they are re-
ceving their supplies OF Glass Ware, both rich and
plain, Looking Glasses and Fancy Articles, well
adapted to the country and city trade.
Merchants visiting our city may be assured of
having Inducements offered which will induce them
to make their purchases with US.
STEBBINS, DARRACOTT & CO.,
sea Front Iron Building, l0l Broad St
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Between Baltimore and Philadelphia by rail-
Between Baltimore and Philadelphia, by New
Castle and Frenehtown line, 2 so
Between Philadelphia and New York. 90
For lst class passengers, and So on each for I'd
class do.
Besides the through and direct connexion named
above with the main Northern Route, through
tickets direct can be obtained at the Depot of the
Baltimore g. Ohio Railroad Company, in Washing.
ton, for Pittsburg and Wheeling via the Ralay
House on the following terms:
Between Washington and Pttsburg-
(lme24 hours).. ----.--..-.----........S11 SO
Between Washington and Wheeling
Cline ~ hours)- -----.----...-.........12 so
more, or other information apply at the ticket of
fee.
1t is deemed proper, In addition, to state for the
information OF passeHg GERS that four daily lines
In operation between Washington and Baltimore
by means of which the traveller who through
business or nlaasnra has been delayed in Wash
lngron, mas IL always in MIS- power to proceed at
convenient hour directly on his journey to any
point north of that place THOMAS SHARP,
Agent of Transportation.
OFFICE R., F. e. P. r. R. Co,
Richmond, Feb. 30, 1852. :
P.S.--The Night Train will not stop to take up or
put down passengers, except at the following sta
tons Cottage, Taylorsvile junction., Chesterfield
Milford, Gnney's, Fredericksburg and Brooks
N B-By order of the Postmaster General, no
mail train will be run between Richmond and
Washington on Sunday nights.
fe 81 T. s.
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NOTICE.-The collection of Oil Paintings, to
" be sold on Friday, the 25th inst as advertised,
will be opened tor exhibition on and after TO.
MORROW, CThursday) at No JOG Main street. Up
stairs, when the Ladies and Gentlemen of this
community respectfully invited to call and ex-
anime them.
uol7 GEORGE J. SUMNER. Auct.
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DUHE FRENCH AMBEK GKLATINE

Itt z = EhEFLH II a N Is L Il Q kLATI Me-
STRONGER AND CHEAPER THAN ISM
GLASS-This article is unsurpassed by any o'her
Tor purity, richness and the beautiful chrystaiine
appearance OF the Jelly made with IL.
b. sure TO get the French Amber Gelatine, which
''r strength. r!chaess and cEespness, stands unr
vailed Sold in Richmond, Va, by
PURCELL, LADD d CO, Druggists.
t[@S-Itis put up in packages OF pound EACH
which are suo-dyided inIo ~. parcfls. no Is
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N-EM GKOCkRY AND FEED sTOHE.

n ESy GROCERY AND FEED STORE.
~ CHAS BAKER, formerly OF the firm OF Baker
q Tins!ey announces to HIS friends and the public,
Tat he has opened store Broad street, No 295,
tvta squares ABOVE the ola stand of Baker n Tins
i-Y where he intends keeping on hand a large and
c rnplete assortment Of Groceries, as well as
Horse Feed of every description He will be
u.eased to see all his old friencs and customers at
as new sand, and any quantity Of new ones.
Goods purchased at his store vii! be delivered III
auy part Il the city free OF d-ayage.
M
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VALUABLE LAND FOR SALE.-We
acres cleared, balance heavily timbered-situated
on MechanieHsville Turnpike, aboutfour miles from
the city.
There are no buildings on this land, but it has on
it first rate apple orchard and peach orchard, and
is well watered.
This little tract, which is in high state of i'm
provemen. may be increased to 107a acres if de
srable. 1t is in healthy and agreeable neighbor-
hood ar that some estimate may be made of its
present value, will state, that this land
once sold for $50 per acre, but will sell It
for less and will make the terms an inducement to
purchasers. Title perfect.
TOLER COOK,
no IL General Agents.
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WOULD respectfully inform my old friends
and customers that am now engaged with Mr..
+. b. Spence in the Tailoring department of bis
BUSINESS wherei would be pleased to have the m
give me call, pledging them all in my power to
give satisfactioRs
no l6-lm J. L. CROWELL
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EENDERS AND FIRE IRONS.-Brass
L green with brass mouldiugs, bronzed and MUIR
sery Tenders, suitable Tor city and country fire
places; brass head polished and kitchen Fire Irons,
assorted, in prices from so cents to 81 So
Also, good assortment of polished and brass
head Pokers, for sale by
ocI9 VAN LEW g. TAYLOR,
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n. FRANCE 6 Co.,
SUCCESSORS OF F. NORRIS g. CO.
Main Street, Richmond, Va.

splendid schemes for November, 1852.
1000, s,l46, S of 3,5O0l
Susquehanna Lottery, Glass No 48, to be drawn at
Batmore on "wednesday, Nov. Gath. 7S numbers,
II drawn.
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Tickets $40; halves 5, quarters So
Certhcate OF package of wholes SI20; halves 60,
quarters 30.
spiend1a Lottery for Nov. 21th.
$4,000, Grand Capta-40,0OO, 1885, 3 of 10 900.
twenty drawn numbers in each package of
twenty -dve tickets
Grand Consolidated Lottery Z, TO be drawn at
30 drawn.
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DUCK WHEAT CAKES IN SEASON.
ID Rabbits Yeast Powder for making buckwheat
cakes, &c, rise, ier sale by WIN. NJ. DADE
Chemist and .Apothecary
no 10 Main street, near Old Market
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u kaT e s6Tf6aas ~ MzfE S9 f5TTFe TTT5

- NeW and Comfortable Scheduled.
TWICE DAILY FROM RICHMOND TO NEW
YORK, WITH TRANSFERS OF PASSENGERS
AND BAGGAGE, THROUGH THE CITIES OF
WASHINGTON, BALTIMORE, AND PHILADEL-
ter the LIST of March, the following quick and com
Portable schedules will be over the inland route
between Richmond and New York: Leave Rich
mond, daily, at O'Clock, A. NJ and O'Clock, p M
arrive in New York, daily. at ST, A. NJ, and 81 P. NJ
Fare to Washington, lst class seats. ts.S55 so
ID " ".-.4 90
" Baltimore 1st "...............7 90
'' I'd IS 90
Between Baltimore and Philadelphia by rail-
iodu- j w
Between Baltimore and Philadelphia, by New
Castle and Frenehtown line ne.... 2 so
Between Philadelphia and New York. 3 90
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'NIiE attention of Ladies is solicited to the lew
l. aud elegant assortment of Broche, Merino,
Cashmere Bay State and Waterloo (all WOOL long
and square Shswls, to be found at the Mstropoii-
tan Store -Thsy comprise large variety in quail.
ty style and price. Also, general assortment Of
Dry Goods, suitable fer the season.
- WILCOX e. BELTS.
no lS ISL Eagle SQUARE Main STREET
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THEArRIcALs IN OLD TIaEs.-From DIR.
Capp's Record of the Boston Stage, We copy
the following bill for performance of Othello
in old times.
"KISG's ARMS TAvERN-SEwPoRr-RH
ISLAND.
On Monday evening, June l0th. at the
Public Room Of the above Inn, will be
delivered a series of
MORAL DIAL oGUEs,
In Fire Parts,
Depic,ing the evil effects ofjealousy, and 9th
er bad passions, and proving. that happi-
ness can only spring from the pursuit
OF virtue.
"Nr. Douglas-will represent noble and
mas nanimousl Moor, called Othelio who loves
a Young lady named Desdemona, and after he
has married her, harbors tas in too many cases)
the dreadful passion OF jealousy.
Ofiealousy, our beings bane,
Marx the small cause, and the most dreadful pain
"Nr AHyn-will depict the character OF
specious villain, in the regiment OF Otheiio,
Who is 80 base as to hate his commander on
mere suspic ion, and to impose on his best
friend. OF such characters, II 10 to be feared,
there are thousands in the world, and the one
in question may present 10 us salutary warn
ing.
The man that wrongs his master ana ms iIitlo,
What can he come to bat Q shameful ends
SIR. Hailam-wll delineate a young and
,honeh,ful officer, who is traduced by Mr..
Allyn, and getting drank, loses his situation
and his generals esteem. All, young men
whstsoeyer, take example from Cassie.
The i'll effects Of drinking would you sect
Be wand, and hy from evil company.
aMr. Movris-will represent an old gentle
man. the father Of Desdemona, who 10 not cruel
or coyetous, but is foolish enough TO dislike
the noble Moor, his son-in-law, because his
face is not white. forgetting that we all spring
from one root. Such prejudices are very nu
merous, and very wrong.
Fathers beware what sense and love ye lack,
'Tis crime not color, makes the being black.
"Mr. Queleh-wii depict fool, who wishes
to become khave, and trusting TO one, get
killed by him. Such is the friendship Of 70
gues-,ake heed.
When fools would knaves become, how often you'll
Perceive the knave not wiser than the fool
Mrs. Morris-will represent young an,
yirtuous wife, who being wrongfaiiy saspeel
ed, gets smothered lin an adjoining roepI b.
her husbaud
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O. FOR SALE OR RENT, that desirable
&3 private residence situated the corner of lst
and III arshall streets. The dwelling is new, com.
Portable and cosnmodieus, and contains eleven
rooms to which Is attached large kitchen, smoke,
wood and coaihouses. The situation of this pro
perty renders il desirable as a private residence
For terms, apply to w. BOOTWRIGHT, Jr.
Possession given 1st January. no9-lm
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1 AND IN CHARLES ClTY.-We have
IL for sale tract of Land in Charles City county,
containing l2s acres, rs of which are cleared The
improvements framed dwelling, with three
rooms, and the usual out houses This Land lies
about six miles We st of the court house and the
same distance from Jamos River, and sdjoins the
land OF John Bradley and others We will sell this
land for S40c-S20O cash, and the balance within
twelve months. Apply to US.
TOLER g. COOK,
no 1S General Agents
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y EDUCTI0N IN PRICES FOR DRY
~ GOODS.-fn In want of bargains in Dry
Goods viii do well to give me a call. | have a
good many Goeda, bought at auction, which l am
selling very cheap. WIN. J. SWORDS,
mol 225 Broad street.
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NJ OTICE.-Ihe subscriber would respectfully
~ inform his cid customers and the pubic gener-
ally, that be has employed in his cutting depart
ment the services tof Mr. L CROWELL and
HANLON, so veil and savorably known to the
Richmond publt,.
nol6 E. B. SPENCE.
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King William July, 1882.
In Gruu.., DyscnIery, and Spider Bites.

tSigned) w MUSE.
Manufactured by P P DU VAL, NJ D, King William
H. Va to whom all orders should be addressed. Price
- - cents and 81 per bottle.
For sale in Richmond. Va, by Purcell, Ladd Il Co
wholesale agents and by Thomas Mccarthy, J Blair,
A Bodeker, and WIN Ladd in Baltimore by Candy
\ Hatch III Portsmouth by Garck GwathIIey, and
Ly Druggists generally au6-5tawts
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WONDERFUL RESTORATION |!
II YEARS OLDn!

BLooMISC Grove, Orange Co, N. T., July %, 1850
To DH. A. II. CHRISTIE, New York.
Dear Sir-Having been very severely handled by
rheumatism and other diseases AMI having been cured
most remarkable manner by CHRISrIE'S GALVANIC
BELT and FLUID thought would give you a state
ment of my case, fer the benefit of others had the
rheumatism last winter, and legs swclled very much
My head also very much addicted having so severe
pain my eyes that could scarcely see. At the
time, troubled by spasms caused by the
pain in my head, suppose. My hearing had been
getting poor for several years from catarTh that in
could scarcely hear at all Having heard wen
etlul accounts of CIEsrIEs BELT and FLUID, to
your store ana rot them. The Belt put on and the
Fluid used directed and don't think have had after
The first night using them minute clear pain from
that timo 10 this being six months. The rheumatism
left my body entirely after wearing the Belt very short
time probably two weeks. Then put a Galvanio
Necklace and had not it weeks before head
was perfectly we'll My hearing in both is entirely
restored the pain all gone my sight is very good for
of my age az years in Anguish and | consider
myself entirely well having worked through harvest
rcmarka ble and therefore do not hesitate recommend
Christics (:aIvanIc CuratIves to all persons af
hcted as have been.
(signcd) PHINEAs TUTHILL>
AFFIDAVIT
State Of New York. Ncwburgh, Orange Cossev ..
PhiRcas Tuthill of Blooming Grove Orsnss Ceuntr
y. y who is personally known me as a9st rssparG
able citizen and worthy of all confidence being dsl
deposes and that the fsess set torhA ~ ~
above statement in relation to his cse bro es;rely
rect and that he is new in the eAy aens os good hsa
caused as he believes by Carsties Galvanc Coraaives
I4IlNEAS TUTHLLL.
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Economy---What is it ?

1t is NOT economy to burn green wood.
The water contained in the wood requires
a certain proportion of fuel 10 drive it off,
so that there is loss of SO much heat,
which passes up the chimney, and the
extra hauling amounts 10 one sixth of the
whole.
1t Is NOT economy to keep smoky
house. The smoke blackens the paint,
plastering, or rapcring-s spelling the com
plexion of the women and children, which
is worth something-causing weak eyes,
great wear and tear of temper, and this
makes life more uncomfortable than there
is any need Of.
1t is NOT economy to keep cold house.
Modern ways of economizng fuel are
many and cheap, and it costs little more
TO make house tight than it does 10 leave
it open.
1t is NOT economy to send children to
school without books.
1t is NOT economy, in short, to indul sc
in any careless, shiftless mode of doing
business, or in any want of energy in at
tending to ones own affairs.
Is is ECONOMY 10 expend, one, five, or
ten dollars-as the case may bean.
nually, for good well conducted newspa-
pers and magaznes-thus getting a
knowledge of passing events, and the
ways of the world-obtaining information
in inventions, better modes of culture and
management-hints which save an ami
NAL or crop, and enable one to make as
we'll as to save money-giving reading
for the children and family, and some
thing TO think and talk over-thus pro.
noting good family feelings and making
life glide en- pleasantly and proftably.-
Prairie Farmer.
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Buy that with DR.. Gibbons Certificate on and Won
will be sure Of getting the G nuHe DR.. Townsend
Sarsaparila.
Dr,po;D1o On,o Nv, Vo,l. N.zr.,.
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For sale wholesale and retail by II. II. HAY Drug
eist, Portland, general agent for Me. All applications
for agencies in said Stale must be addressed 10 him.
A. G. Page and s. II. Shaw, Agents
for Bath. 1y2O
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Bearings Panacea Lapsorum.

THIS is invaluable remedy in all injuries resulting
from external violence, such Contusions Sprans
Lacerations of soft parts Cuts determinations and Fee
from injuries and dangerous surgical operations in
many OF Pain in the Chest, resembling Pleursy in
of Infammatory rheumatism Lameness
and Sore Feet from long walks and tight shoes also in
Coms made sore by pressure in short, dry, nightly
Coughs with Splitting Of Blood Nose Bleed from blows
in Dizziness and Pressure in the Head in violent fer
pains in childbed also in Injuries of the heads of In
fants at birth, SC, &c.
The proprietor in offering this article to the public does
pretend that it is sovereign remedy for every dis
incident human life but TOR the purposes above
specified it is WITHOUT A PARALLEL trial is
only needul to prove this fact and its cheapness places
this trial within the reach of all. The proprietor might
obtain many testimonials to its great worth, but the sub
joined are deemed sufficient:
The undersigned, having ourselves made Of Dear
ings Panacea Lapsorum believe to be of the most
valuable remedies offered to the public.
WILLIAM STACEY, WILLIAM +. EIDE,
Taos. II. BRADFORD, ANDREW X. CAHILL.
For sale wholesale and retail by the proprietor, Bath
Me. JOHN DEARING.
Jan. IA, 1859. Gm3O
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Paint yOur Roofs.

diHG your hOOISs
DLAKE' SPatenIPainto ArtiicaIS late, for
Dsale in any quantity by
KENDALL, RICHARDSON Co.
Thevalue ofthisa rticle evil be seen by the
followingc certificate sfrom gentlemen who have
used iiand proved its ndurating qualities.
Nh. BLAKE-Dear Sir,-l had a building
adjoining the wall ofmy stone Cotton Factory
the root Of which was covered with your Fire.
proof Pain, or Artificial Slate. The factory
took FIRE land duringth he progress o fits destruc-
ton large numbers burning shing les md 9th
Ell stiblema,erials fell uponthisroo {, SO
covered, a nd I expected every momentto see it
bursiinto flames .butafter the factory burned
down examnedsaid roo fand uGditliterally
covered with Goals and cinders, butthe fire had
moi mad the least impression upon il. After
thIstest ,therecertainlyc can beno doubt ast o
itsfre-proo fqualities.
Rochester Sept. .1S4S. SETH C.. JONES.
AMERICAN HOTEL,
Broadway New York Oct ,4th, 1S4S.
Mr.. BLAKE-Sir:-We last Spring COW
cred theroofo he American with your Fire.
proc fPaint. Wenow find that it has become
ashard ISIS late and he almost eonstanttread
o fthe sar~.nts (whouset het top ofthehousefor
dryin &C rothes) doe sno IA feet it inthe east,
and ifprove sa III haiti wa recommended.
gu sc TABERL & BAGLEY.
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70 All the genuine DR. Townsend's Extraci Sarsap-
arllla manufactured February, 1850 has the sig
nature and certificate OF DR. Chiffon ii.
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i always thought you were fool

Il say you're fool, and you'd better
60 home, your mother wants you w.
you--you-y ou-stupid ? exclaimed the
mortified Maria, in shrill treble, and she
gave poor John slap on the cheek that
sent him reeling. 1t was monday, and
yet John declares that he saw myriads Of
stars flashing around him, more than he
ever saw in the night time. Poor Maria
Never told her love,
But let concealment, like wormi the bud,
Prey OH her damask check"
Thus, alas, how often are the germs oil
young affection canst away For 1t is
but too tue, as David Crockett beautifully
expresses it,
1.-The course of true love never did run smooth
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TO the Hon. Senate and House of Representatives Of
the State of Maine, in Legislature assembled
7lHE Undersigned, citizens of Wiscasse in the Conn
l. ~ OF LINCOLN respectfully represent that town
road IN SAID town over Tide waters from The fort
southery end of Pleasant the point of
the island formerly called Holbrook's Island,
cupled by ine Clark Steam Mill Company, over the
present bridge, is of common necessity and convent
ence for The inhabitants of said town, and they pray
that the seectmen of sad town. and in of their
iusai 10 lay ont said road in OF the refusal or
delay of said Town TO approve i'd ead, if laid by
said seecimen, that the County Commissioners for said
county may be authorized 10 lay approve said
road provided that the OF the present bridge
read now travelled on 10 said island renquish their
right and interest. twiihout compensatory said
town. DAVID S. BLAGDON and 10 others.
Wiscassci, February, 1852.
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City Of Bath.
An Ordinance TO c.,a bIi.h a Night Wntc

Be IL ordained BY The City CouneHcf the City Of Bath,
as JoUous:
SEC There shalt be established Night Watch for
the City, consist of steady, able bodied men, who
shall be employed by the Mayor, such TERMS and for
such times as he may think proper, removable by him
ri hi; PLEASURE The captain OF whom shall be appointed
by the Mayor and Aldermen.
SEC 2.-t shall be the duty of said Waichto obey the
directions of The Police Officer who may be appointed
by The Mayor for that purpose; aud when not other
wise ordered by The Mayor, IL shall be the duty OF the
captain that is constantly stationed al the
watch house and the remainder be employed in pa
trolling the from eight O'Clock in the evening 10
within half hour Of sunrise in The morning, 10 see 10
the prevention, and giving The alarm of fires, and per-
form all leg u duties fwachmen.
SEC 3.-Every Waterman who shall fail 10 obey the
legal orders of the Mayor any public officer chg rged
by him with the direction of them or who shall be asleep
shall wilfully Neglect his watch, during the time he
is required be employed thereon shall forfeit not less
than Two han five dollars.
SEC i.-The City Marshal shall have charge of any
witch houses whchare may be provided by the cily
for the convenience of the watch, for The security Of of
lenders aud shall the same TO be kept clean and
in good order for USE and shall provide all the necessa-
ry articles therefor.
In Common C1nncil, March . 1852. This Ordinance
having had two several readings. passed 10 be or
daned. JOHN HAYDEN. President
In B1ari of Miermen March .. 1Sj2.-This Ordin-
ancc having had two several readings passed 10 be
ordained. a JOHN PAFrEN, Mayor.
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P o E T R Y
Picture of a Modern Lady.

Il
The daughter sits in the parlor,
And Tolls in her easy chair;
She's clad in her silks and satins,
And Jewels are in her hair
She winks and giggles and shippers,
And shippers and giggles and winks,
And though she talks but little.
IT'S vastly more than she thinks.
Her father goes clad in his russell
And ragged and seedy at that
His coats are all ont at the elbow;
He wears most shocking bad hat
He's boarding and saving his shiilIngs
So carefully day by day,
While she on her beaux and poodles
Is throwing them al away.
She lies bed in the morning,
Till nearly the hour of noon;
Then comes down swapping and snarling
Because she was called so soon;
Her cheek still dabbled with paint.
Remains of her last nights bushes,
Before she intended to faint.
She doats upon men unshaven,
And men with the flowing hair
She's eloquent over moustaches,
They give such foreign air;
She talks of Italian music,
And she falls in love with the moon,
And though but a mouse should meet her,
She sinks away in swoon.
Her feet are so very little,
Her hands are so very white,
Her jewels so very heavy,
And her head so very light;
Her color is made of cosmetics,
Though this she will never own,
Her body's made mostly of cotton.
Her heart is made wholly of stone.
She falls in love with fellow,
Who swells with foreign air;
He marries her for her money,
She marries him for his hair
One of the very best matches
Both are we'll mated in life,
She's got fool for her husband,
He's got fool for his wife.