Southern standard. [volume] (Columbus, Miss.) 1851-1856, 1852-04-17
Hit Him Again.

The BOSTON Olive Branch has correspondent
,vbo writes over the nome de plume of FANNY
FrRs In the number of that paper of the 9th
instant she thus seizes some grabbed old 'Myn-
heer" BY the hair;
Look here Mr.. Norris, l want somebody to
hold me Eve just been reading an extract from
BIackwood, by German Professor, by the name
of Stair, in which, after commenting most severe
IL upon the character of Louis Napoleon, he COM
presses the pith Of the matter into this nutshell ::
- But reliance be placed on him. In a
word, has character IS that Of a WOMAN I" What
do you mean by that, You old German cnrmud-
geon? Amt woman the quietest, prettiest, low
INCEST animals in existence, when they get all
they want Did you woman snarly
when her purse was properly supplied and she
had gowns enough in her wardrobe 1heir tenn
pers are angelic if they're only managed right
If you wiU brush a cats back the wrong way you
must expect to get scratched. Woman mot cats
always knoW what they want, and that's more
than half the men do, and they want 1t rhen they
ask for It, too without any hens, or has, or lis,
or butts Amt they full of fun, and smiles, and
capers before they're married? and what do they
look like otteracards with their long faces swollen
ewes, and calico morning gowns crawling round
the house like diSpeptic caterpars. When
they've been worshpped like divinity for six
months, or more, you expect them to hop right
off their pedestal after matrmony, and crouch
down at your feet Ike whipped spaniel, who
dare not growl 10 himself when his get
cuffed - Character that OF woman " hump !.
As to Louis Napoleon he isn't man to my TASTE
nor you cahert Did You ever see q man that had
half the fortitude of WOMAN ? Ask the doctors
about that if you can catch that tells the
truth If a gets ID scratch his little fin
ger the whole house is put in requstion for stick
ing plaster, opedeldoc, Russia salve, and mercy
knows what and ii you own fine pair of eyes
and don't want EN- damaged. you better not sag
much to hun till its gets well. Then there n a
savage-er amin in existence than man when
he's hungry Go ask favor OF him some time
Just before dinner, but don't wait for answer
without your will is made and If the razor dom
work right when he is shaving in the morning,
catch up the children, clear the coast, and run to
the nearest neishbors. And pin money. al
though all a wouldn't pay wife
wages, yet if you haven't any attec,ionate pa or
a big hearted brother, accommodating brother
in-law-heaven help you
Did you ever know man whose wife was sent
70 State Prison who ever mode her cali at that
interesting Institution? And did You ever know
a woman, even if she'd had dozen sticks spoiled
over her head, who didn't bribe Jailors and cline
stone walls till she had got at him. some how o!
other, TO tell him how she loved him all the better
the wickeder he grew and the more other people
hated him and how if he had abused her, She
dare say il was more her fault than hjS-u. And
what did Kossu5hs wife do for him, you stupid
old fool and what did the American woman o.
the revolution do for their husbands and what
will their female descendants do for you, YOU
beer-drinking, phlegmatie, lob ceodried old Ger
man. if you dare show You Phiz- mahogany this
side of the "big-pond?'' May you never know
BY experience what tins means
Thare'il be a coat on the chair
There be slippers for somebody,
There'll be wife's tender care
Loves .ond endearment for somebody,
There'll be the little ones charms,
Soon twill be awakened for somebody,
When | have both in my
Oh how blest will be somebody
I ANAY EERS