Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-23
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tiwohmy word oaddls, Itfssl tsl Is too bad pretty
time to come to bed, you had better not come at
ALI What did you say2 9Thsts a pretty way to
answer your Wife; YOU ought to have some tesiins
for those Belonging tcyoUsS at home: WHATS the
use m sitting up 50 late2 2AthafS my business
no use scolding so, Caudlei I'l never let the gil
sit u for you: so there's an end to it. Here, it's
now past twelve o clock, and you coming into my
Northumberland whistling, too in the presence of
your wife2instead of coming home at al good
Christian hour HThis comes Of your going to coffee
houses and running after that pretty Mrs. Peter
TompkinsI 81 What do ! Medn7l shonld sthihEthe
meaning plain enough! With your coffee house
Eacq1aintances, Snobbs, who amt worth button,
and this pretty Mrs! Peter FompkinS, you@ilI66st
me my lifel What 1piHit cost? What man you
arel-you area always exciting my nerves. And only
to-day, / rnptured blood vessel, and Mrs. Smith
says it's a dangerous dsease-and' all come from
sitting up fot youI Wig do I sit ltp2 Apretty
question for husband to ask! / believe you'dlbe
glad if bled to death. It will do you good Ms.
Caudle, when there is an overplnS Of blood in the
head, to let it out. Now Caudle, sit up in bed
ifI chooses r il not goto sleep; and yous ormentng
me sol No, TlI not! And you didI' twant me'to
sit lup2 That's your thanks; that's Just you,
CaudIeI Vel, if Pm to be treated in this way, you
won't have wife long, 70 situpfof you! u!ono,i YOU
won't, Caudle! Then,T supPose,if if you can kill
Mr.. Peter, Tompkins, wen know who will sit
up r you'll It's too bad for the Jennings to be
treated as have been. When think ofwhat you
fwere when you courted me and before marriage
And what you re now, should hope all women
tafe not.indpbsed on as 1 have been, No indeed
know they an'tI Going sout-yes going out ey-
cry nisNt--I, d thinKyou had better becomeaa
IbatchelorlgS What Is that the way you answer
your ;wifelsqI don't often speak, tho / have
lenoughrto make me complainss Yet Itdon,t COM
IFplain often. There sn'ta any one who knows what
PTeto put up with-siHs s enough to kill me- Yes!
I'm sure you would Fbc glad.7 Y6d -needn'tEtel
Eme;7I know you would As,ifsit wasn' ii torment
enough your running after Mrs. Peter Fompslns,
YOU must meet your club cronies at the Coffee
houses: Don'ttell msd Caudle, you haven t been
There, since Saturday night-Nes know you have
You ara selfish and mean. You can go and spend
your money-eatng, oyster suppers-and candies
and nuts-anl never bring home so much as
piece of candyor anything for your wife and chill
dpgn. DON'T! tell me you bought the oysters and
the candy--No-No-Mr.z0 0audle;' yon can'tfool
me. 6. Pu drive you IaadlpiHGI2 Well I'D like to
see the difference between you and @madman-
IL would, Mr.. Caudle. What did you say about
Iyour wife? Just as if she wasia bargain you
would like to dispeuce with. Ifyou say that again
lMr. Caudle, my name is not Jemima if I don't get
up. aYesI / will, Mr.. Caudle! Ill not have such
insult thrown in nyfa It's too baa-Wellht
was something likeit. Apretty speech for hus-
band, amt ita Caudle, ECau-!f" Thus ended
1.-THE second -when'neat day they both sank
into sound Sleep. o'.eoe a,.i 70 eif'' go R7-''
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.t,5 "a, gs An ImposteE.nas noi;Eis7qsst
-, There is a grey headed, venerable looking Max
i'm. roaming up and down the country, and oeca-
sionally making his appearance in an opt7ofF the
way-co of our country exchange papers. under
the title. of gLet well enough alone" We feel
Iii to be our duty to expose him. He is no better
than hoary deceiyer, Heis twin brother Of the
we'll known Enough good as a. Feast d
whom Chas. Lamb once ,Geseryedly denounced as
.sa-yile5coldr M hsm mSs "a Dsnit
have anything TO do with him. Don't trust him
Don't harbor him, i'm, And aRoye all don't let Ap
into your house, or take him into, partnership in
your business, or he will assured Enin hem pptP-
Besides he is a public offender. He took chargs
of the Enlargement Of the EEe Canal last sprins,
and he has never shoyelled spade full from that
day to this. He is the most ffrascally eopla ctol
in the lot. sfi mans n M isslsanr b1a 5naqata Il
.'Neyer; mind---thatn ,do'' is the! commentary on
|! with which many botched and bpnglted pieee OF
works dismissed int perpetual existence. Nsne
such thing, It WON'T do NethipgTiil do unless
tits dope night be done done better. 10 aagt
.sThatn do" Do what9 ~ Infinite Mint mischief - -
you and yours. if you @ don't Prs vent it while you
can. ,iuIs;n ~ miss yrf oi 81 b5s ,de.I,L.lsSS