Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1852-01-08
mOFEATS
Life Pills and Ph9nix BitterS.

3nrin,, that time have maintained high charac-
ter IN almost every part of the globe for their
traordnary and immediate power OF restoring per-
feet health TO persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease 10 which he human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of cerliscated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers rom the very verge OF an unthneiy
grave after az the deceptive nOstTums OF the DAY
had utterly faiied and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that Uniform ENJOY
uleut OF health. without which lie itself is but
a martial blessing So great. indeed. has their
efficacy invariably and infallihy proved, that #
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and up0n which they consequently act.
II was To their manifest and sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
.hey were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host Of pernicious quackeres which
boast Of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE mEDI-
CIEES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antimony, nor
Arseuie nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever. They are entirely composed OF eX-
tracts from rare aud powerful plants the virtues
IF which, though long known TO several Indian
tribes, and recently 10 some eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists, altogether unknown 70 the
ignorant pretenders TO medical science and were
never before administered in happily eflicaeious
Il combination
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various imPuTI-
dies and crudites constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened fRces which collect
Ia the convolutious of the small ntestInes. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected MASSES behind 10 produce habltuai
Costiveness, with all its train of evils or Sudden
DiarrhRa with its imminent dangers. his tact
is well-known 10 all regular ANTAGONISTS who eX-
IL. I, csfIa
the prejudice Of these well-iniormed men against
the uuack medicines of the age The second
effect Of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
CTEES Is to cleanse the kidneys ana me biad-
der +; and. bv this means, the liver and lungs,
th. healthful action Of which entirely depends
upon the regularity Of the urinary organs The
blood which takes its red color from the agency
Of The liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nounshed
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the VEINS renews every part Of
the system and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
TO be infallble.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind; Flatuleney, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN. HEADACHE, REsTIEssNEss, lLL-TEaIPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, via
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
C,0etiVenegg by cleansing the whole length
of The intestines with a solvent process, and
withou, violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costve within two days.
Diarrhoaa and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd finds by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubncatlve So
erection of the mucous membrane.
of ali lind. H. a. l.
regular circulation, through the process OF perspi-
ration IN such cases, and the thorough solution uf
all Intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and GOut IN half that time, by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and hgaments of
The joints.
Dropsies Of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder thev operate most
delightfully."- these important organs, and hence
nave ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
Of the bowels the shiny matter which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving The
air-vessels of the lungs from The mucous which
even slight colds viii occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
ScurVv, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDT-
CIEES give to the blood, and all The huInors
Scorbutic ErUptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their alterave effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
slons all eTuptiye complaints, salIow, cloudy, and
other disagreeabe compilations.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
WI effect an entire cure Of Salt Rheurn, and
striking improvement in The clearncss of the skin
Common Colds and Influenza win always be
cured by one dose, or by two even III the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maiady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation II is wel-known to hundreds
IA this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
Complaint for upwards of THRTY-FIyE YEARS: and
that he tined IN vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the A1teria Nsdica
lie however at length tried the Medicine which
IS now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines viii be found a safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy Other medicines leave the system
subject to a return OF the disease-a cure by these
medicines is Permanent-TRY THEM, BE
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints
General Debility, Loss OF APPETITE, AND
DISEASES OF FEMALEs-these medicines have been
used with the most beneficial results in cases of
this description KING s EvH. and ScBoFUIA, in
It's worst forms, yields to the mild yet powerful
action Of these remarkable Medicines. NrGur
SwEATs, Nervous DEBILITY, NERVOUS Cow
PLANTS Of all kinds, PALPTTArIoy or THE HEART,
PAINTERS CoLIc, are speedily cured.
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
Persons whose constitutions have become m |
paired by the injudicious use Of MERCURY, viii
find these Medicines perfect cure, as they never
fail 10 eradicate from the system all the effects Of
Mercury infinitely sooner than the most powerful
preparations Of SarsapaTilla A single trial wiz |
place them beyond the reach Of competition, in |
the estimation Of every patient.
BE CAREFUL OF C0UNTERFETTS
Several have lately been discovered and their /
nearous authors arrested, both in the city of New
York and abroad.
Buy Of 10 one who is not IN AUTHORISED |
AGENT.
Prepared and sold by DR.. w. d. MOFFAT, |
336 Broadway, New York.
FOR SALE BY
Beech < TILLEY Mineral Point,
Evans & Co, Dodgeville, and
7 s. ANsLEg & Co. Linden