Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1852-01-15

public for period Of FIFTEEN YEARS, and
during that time have maintained high charac-
ter in almost every part of the globe for their ex-
traordnarv and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health 10 persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of Ger, Seated instances. they have even rescued
sufferers from the verv verge Of untimely
crave, after al the deceptive nOstrums of the day
had utterly failed and 10 many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
ment of health, without which life Itself Is but
a partial blessing. So great, indeed. has their
efficacy invariably and infaiibly proved, thai Il
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous TO
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act
Ii was to their manifest and sensible action in
purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and yigor, that
tlev were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernclous quackenes which
boast Of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CINES arc purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever They are entirely composed of eS-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
Of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists, altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders To medical science ; and were
never before administered in so happily ethcacious
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the COATS
If the stomach and bowels the various impure
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened faRces which collect
in the convolutions of the small ntestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind TO produce habituai
Costveness, with all it's train of evils, or sudden
DiarrhGea with its imminent dangers. This fact
Is wel-knoyvn 10 all regular ANTAGONISTS who
anime the human bowels after death ; and hence
the prejudice of these well-inforIned men against
the Quack medicines Of the age. The second
effect Of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CCEES is to cleanse the kidneys and the bad
der T.: and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthfu action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs The
blood which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before 1t passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, Tenews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallbe.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd
kind; Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsrLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHoLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, wild
vanish as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness. by cleansing the whole length
of the iutestnes with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costlve within two days.
DiarThoea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubricatve Sc
erection of the mucous membrane.
FeVers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation through the process of persp-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDJciNEs have been known TO
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Cont IN half that time by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and igaments of
the Joints
Dropsies Of all kinds, by freeing and strength
sning the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
Of the bowels the shiny matter 10 which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
alr-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds VIII occasion, and which, If not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give TO The blood, and all the humors
Se0rbutic ErUptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their alteraJve effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state Of which occa-
sons all cruPtive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeabie compilations.
The use Of these Pills for very short time
viii effect an entire cure Of Salt Rheurn, and
striking Improvement in the cearness OF the skin
Common Colds and Influenza. will always be
cured oy one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady. the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation 1t IS wel-known To hundreds
IN tins city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of TuRTY-F1vE YEARS: and
that he tired in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the lIafe11a MeGicq.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
IS now offered TO the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
uounced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.