Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1852-1859, 1852-12-18
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cAupLn LncTunng AT HoMA.
Thtsis apteuytms Of nigh to come home amt
it3hlT would just like TO know where you have
been, Mr.. Caudle9 If is too much to endure
here ii is now IL O'Clock, last night II was the
same, and the night before,--zand as to-moIIow Is
Saturday, IasupPosel sod %ill stay out al night.
This is the way we women are treated. NoWonder
that the women are determined to have a Gonyenz
ton to redress theirMrongs. Now, should Just
liketo know, Mr.. Caudle, where you have beenl
% My dear, only staid out 10 take an oyster Sups
per with some friends =
.; An oystersuppe with some friendsl and your
own dear wife ALI this tmeEat home and alone; tas
king care ofihe children! Nov, Mr.. Caudle,fp
can't put up withit, and won't; that's more
would like to knowwho them friends are thst'
are SO fond of oyster suppers. come. insttell i.s
70 My dear,-2!sgl7 R'lH S;re9ss7, ts5- iioh
Don'tdear me, Mr.. Gaudle. s':ya7st
Wellmy love- 7d -
Don't lovesmc. .isf ~ POSI- 81 is5tat39rlaas
'Welrmy my'darling- go i'i
Don't be darling me. t3a g t'2si.f9i g.
No going about it-Mr. Caudle, just telIme!
my dear love darling, Peter Tompkins is so very
kind to US, you knOW-7and his dear good wife
There it is again; dear and good soite, as il no;
body else had good wife. 80. l,...,,.
Well, Peter Tompkins and his kind and dear
wife, and such a good one too. asked me 10 take.
an oyster supper with them; when one is politely
asked you know ..sa X IL.
don't know any thing aboutit. Butwho pays.
Mr.: udle-thats III the qpeesst&ionf es & You know YOU
can't I afford i'll - -
Well d'nt pay-1 was 'PYf invited. Ihad not q
dolla-. -, S.sf,5.,l
No, Mr.. Caudle, as long as you are fond Of oSs-
ter suppeFs and brandy, and that hateful Mn. Pc
ter Tompkins, you never nil hare dollar. Here
is your lawful wife you know, wants new satin
dress, and pink shawl, and a nice lace cap. and
ornamented Jenny LYpd boots. and-and7apd you
know what-to go to Mr.; Candy,s party. Then.
there is our daughter Jenny Lynd Theresa PaTpdil
Caudle, she wants a, new dress. Then there IS
Thomas il efferson Jackson caudle, he wants new
dress. Then there is our dear little George Wash-
iugton Caudle, he must have good winter dress,
and You without dollar. IPs too bad. Mr.. caud-
le, can't stand it; and ! wont nj go TO the
Womens' Right Convention, and have law passed.
against married men eating oyster sqppers. Yes, 4.
will, Mr.. Caudle--=and I'll make a law to make
married men stay at home-5that Z viii, Ips mouse
inhaying husband, aid be all the time running
after that Mrs. Peter Thomp klns s-yes viii, Nj.
Caudle. Why don't you come to bed-and not
keep me awake all night ss5asis.ts ~
hMI dear7aiais5. % tssl. IS asii stsls7s 81
Don't tdearme=-se. ,i.ss9ss.' .isl s.; gEta2f 81
| AS soon as Ismoke my cigar i'll come ',esE
4 dI,to yoba
greeable, twill etthe children calghiu. You
are always smoking, chewing and drinking too
bad, Mr. Gandle,--its too mnchf for. womer,s nat
ture to bear And here, Mrs caudle had to take
rest from exhaustion. Mr.. Cautle during the quiz
ct, supposng Mrs. eaudle lad gone to- Sleep
crept softly into bed, ,-a9o asd o' tai.9sie eg,as
Iwould like toiknow il, there is 10 be- no end,
to this..l AL slsE sfs 90: yft4Ir5 'ssissi = 3
,ldNdesr, lthoughty You wets asleep, sa oa
1 L should ilike, 70 know how women can sleep
treated as they are. NV. it you want to- eatoyss
ter suppers, eatthem at home nth your dear wife
who has sacrafced her heppiness for you.
i WelImy dear IL you have sacrafced your hap
lpintss, we hal beItefaet Oh giasi tss.se'sa
stop; Nj YCaHdIe. that's always The way you
treat me, it complain You say We had Bettsl
Iaella-, who said anything aboutits % eih9tq
Oh dear r tRodght 2 so
You though ohs9 you men that IS allyon dOs
Ethink-1and we poor wives have to bear all tie
burdens, and be neglected in tins manner. cart
staud everything; Mf. Ca1dle, and tell you now,
EIWon;t.. 7Islgo to the next women Rights emane
opstioni G6Gs tiot, aud make Law to efnanoi.
pats the poor married women, yes i will thea
You viii see what wiiIa become Of YOU Mr.. cau9'
die, you will have nowtfs to mend your pantaloons
and darn yonr stockings, Ard gpess yopE fEispa
llJs. Peter Tornpk ins. aipt goirg to md Yon n
oyster snppeTss after yppr dear wife j.
Eted. Look TO Il, Ne. Qaudle-slolk 70 it laT,.
BcaudIe sayTTTE st lqte Aea1i z Me-
Candle fell ssleep; ~ istit5Is Z, IaiiFs u
n nj lev 6hss Int of money g
sIman for hon he had great ffiehdshlpi
iIbuf, instead Of the usual &c Of 1nfeIes.
l6 per cent, he ehaIg g PEI ne 9o5tone1
retnonS and asked ne he eafl =
illieve IN The e1t enee qf Goo: i,s5
ssfSSyen = s. ir ked The debloIs 90 e1eet
)an iuIi ffeHli Ep t1ela. q ~
a SRI,, eidiined lie old Hebfe5 ith q gi1ns
pf atS loo3 but lien God looss g aeea
sf6ii r i5 n S. the VII ppear llke ~
i 5 A slsS1iss E4nnt9 ne madami but
sonid hi 10 you ioqE q in' 90 'Eelf a-
ssss5{ s5l5 / Sd Bsttoa ss idot SeA ios ny hus
band z