Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1850-1854, 1852-05-28


IN cattle IL is the easiest ,cay Team pan it,
The best anecdotc told of Lorenzo Dow in that
being one evening at the hotel kept by the Bush,
in Delhi, n. Y, the residence Of the celebrated
Gen. Root, he was importuncd by the latter gen.
You say great deaf Of f4ay p a&d0'9 to de-
General "tpl us how it looks"
Lorenzo turned his grave face and long waiv-
ing beard, toward the General and Mr.. Bush, and
replied with impcrturbablc gravity
"Heaven, my friends, is vast extent of smoo tn
rich territory. There is not a root or a bush in
it, and there never will be-"
murder WILL OUT. The youth who play
ed "llamlct' the other night at one of our anna
tour theatres, will please make note Oft Tho
ghost of Shakespeare is after him with sharp
stick.
Women never forget appearances. We care
not how heart-brokena widow IS for "the dear
departed, she never iorgets to dry her tears on
perfumed handkerchief.
Smitnors says, the first time he attended a
horse race in Michigan, he was treated like a
nabob-made drunk as lord and sent home in
charcoal wagon Some people have queer no.
tons OF the domestic habits of nabobs, haven't
they
A western editor, in speaking OF dandy's
dickcy, says "it was scented and torn like a south
wind after passing through fence made of thorn
bushes"
Whenever the King OF Siam feels like little
field sport, he shoulders his rifle and "goes gun
ming after missionaries. Nice place that to ex-
pound the gospel. Well it is.
Enjoy yourself while you can, for the time will
soon come when rheumatism will take the place
of health, and low spirits set in the easy chair Of
timpled cheeks and deyiltry. A few more May
days ard we will take our final move-leave tho
hearth of our boyhood for "our light blue home
in the skies" Think of these things, we say,
and 90 it while you possess the necessary mo-
mCntum.'
Railroads are productive Of two goods-they
increase the knowledge Of surgery, and add
greatly TO peoples punctuality. When stage
coaches were the medium Of progrcssivcness,
an hour "too late" made no difference to any
body. An hour too late now makes the diffcr-
ence of a whole degree of latitude, and would
probably derange the business of whole
month.
Miss Dubois says the first time a coat sleeve
encircled her waist, she telt as if she was in
pavilion built of rainbows, the window sills Of
which were composed Of Holian harps. That
young woman should have her feet soaked.
WHERE'S THE ScHooLMAsTER ?-.They have
had quite revival at Hampstead, Long Island
lately. The gentleman who filed the pulpit,
thus speaks Of them:
motto
"Thair will be A netting helt at bruther bugh-
ley next sundny ewing april the 4 in which the
public ar
invited 20 attend
Oar Rev, friend may be more than blessed
with piety, but he is shockingly short Of gramma
and photography. As soon as he completes his
religious exercises, he should take course of
night schools.
The sun is all very we'll said an Irshman,
'but in my opinion the moon IS worth two of il;
for the moon affords us light in the night time,
when we really want L; whereas, we have tho
sun with in the day time, when We have no
occasion fJr it,"
QUESTION FOR EXERcIsE.-A bGulky horse
being given, require the power necessary to
make him bulge. Multiply the number of fools
haIloong at him by the square root Of the boy
who is twisting bis TAIL the guotient viii be the
answer.
! ToMB SroyEs Marble pufs. They are
/ commonly erected by gratifod nephews 10 enu~
merate the virtues Of a rich old uncle VINO spent
/ whole life time in accommodating the necessary
means to convert his brother children into night
bTawlers.