The organ of the temperance reform. (Cincinnati, O. [Ohio]) 1852-1853, 1852-08-13

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enthusiast has issued q prospectus Of new
edition Of Shakespeare, to be published in
twenty folio volumes, corresponding in size
with the first collective edition of 1923, and
TO contain numerous fac SMILES from that inn
1 print The 20 volumes are to cost forty gui-
neas--to be issued in six years--and to be linn
tied to $50 copies.
Some worse than fools in Leonardsville,
| Madison county, N. Y, stuffed cannon with
powder, bricks, sOds, &C.. rammed down as
| hard as possible, when it was fired by young
man named Morgan, with cigar. The can
non exploded, killing him instantly
Some Yankee has invented new kind of
| ink called "The LoVe-Letter Ink +" 1t is a
sure protection against all cases Of ''breach
Of promise as the ink fades away, and leaves
the sheet blank again in about four weeks,
after being written upon.
Tey havea process of embalming in New
York by injecting into the carotid artery
prepared substance, with which the inventor
only is acquainted. The body grows harder
and harder.
Cqtkarize Hayes Married. .-Catharine Hayes
the "Irish Swan, according to rumor in New
York, has married her agent Mr.. Bushnell.--
ALI the singing birds appear to be taking
mates.
Il fetiOD down in Massachusetts,, who prob
ably drinks nothing but common rum, wants
to know what's the use Of three cents now the
Maine Liquor Bill has been passed.
ErcrReiatig.-The Pittsburg Chronicle
says: The Port Physician pronounces the
filpr very low. and intimates that it viii be
confined to its bed during the continuance
Of warm weather. Better order consulta-
ton
One firm in Providence has sold over
10000 dozen bottles Of wine since the
new liquor law passed, up to the first of last
week, when they refused to bottle any more
wines, the demyoha trade requiring all their
attention. So says the Post.
IN infaHible criterion, so far as it goes, of
good inn, is a clean mustard pot If that is in
proper order, you may be sure that the beds
will be we'll aired, the sheets clean, and all the
ct cetsrGS properly looked after.
The Cleveland True Democrat objects to
hearing any one called "the second Washing
ton. The editor thinks, very properly, that
it is more creditable for even a very common
man to be himself, than second anybody else.
The Coshocton Democrat says The indi-
vidual who called the other day to cane the
editor, after taking peep at bull dog with
half dozen teeth, left, Just as naturally as
could bel
There are two reasons why you should not
interrupt an editor when he is writing. One
is it is apt to put him out-the otheris, you
might get put out yourself, especially if he has
got on thick boots.
Punch says man who goes to church to
chew tobacco and spit upon the floor, OUghtto
be taken by the head and heels and scrubbed
upon the soiled spot until it is made clean.
Tie man who during the sitting Of the Teach
ers' Institution last week, was blown up by a
"sudden burst of eloquence' sis making ex-
tensive preparations to come down again.
He whO would have friends must be friendly;
and when man complains Of having no
friends, he ought to ask the question, whether
he is a friend to any one.
Ska,p.-A young lady iu the interior
thinks Of going to California to get married
for the reason that she has been told that in
that country the men'folkS rock the cradle. %
Afriead of ours never allows himself to use
exaggerated terms of praise in speaking OF any
thing. He says Of Strawberries and cream,
for instance, that "they are quite eatable."
The fiftieth Commencement OF BoWdoin
College, is to take place on the 3lst of August,
when it is expected that Gen. Pierce, who is
graduate, will be present
The British Government intends sending two
thousand Irish constables to Australia, to keep
the peace among the miners.
A5erdeea is said to be the only place in the
United Kingdom where the old four in hand
stageCOaches are still in use.
h Datch lady is exhibiting, in London,
corps of marvellous birds, which entirely
eclipse all the goats, monkeys and dogs ever
seen on the stage.
IN affection Of knowledge is disgusting
A person lately called on friend and com
planned that he had received an insulting let
ter.
WAS it anonymOus?" asked the other gen.
tleman.
Eyes, sir, - said the insulted party, with the
utmost gravity, 'it was very anonymous, in
deed, ] assure you.
GOld-Jeariag Quartz and native copper have
been discovered below the surface at the Hol-
land colony in Western Michigan.
4 Nericaa Silver Mine, on the Rio Grande,
has recently been purchased by some Ameri-
cans, who are successfully working it.
DQg-wood, an eminent author observes,
may readily be distinguished by its peculiar
bark.
Why does a man scrape the end of pine log,
when he about to sing? To get the pitch
Is blank deed a capital offence.
Il bear which had killed fifty bulls in the
ring, was last week killed in st. Louis, in his
fifty first fight.
TAepoor have lttle-beggars nOne-the rich
too much-enOUgh, not one.
Dr.. Achjt6is still preaching in London not
the recent trial.
Therearc now 7 600 Roman Catholic priests
in Siam
The best accompaniment TO a man is an
lmiabe wife. We've tried it.
Tile cause of the decline of the stage is now
to the increase Of omnibuses.
Il Summary Epigram Hook,
lnce upon seeing Tax Collector, whose name
vas Winter, approach the party he was with,
rot off the following impromptu-
Here comes Mr.. Winter, collector OF taxes,
] advise you to give him whatever lie axes,
! advise you TO give 1t without any flummery,
For though his names WINTER his actions are
SUMMARILY.
TRey set fires in New York by laying trains
lf gunpowder to cans of camphene, deposited
N the buildings designed to be burnt.
Jfr St0We Brout has brought the axe that
jplit the difference, and settled himself on a
southern plantation without servants.
In 1914, the watchword was 'No peace
without the fisheries" In 1852, it is "Fish
,r fight
Why would Cicero never have been fill
luster? Because he says, in his Grafton to
Murena, "Cubans damn
''D0aT marry woman under twenty one.
She hasn't come to her wickedness before