The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1852-05-29
The Coming ont OF jenny IAnd,s Last,

The Coming ont OF jenny hnd's Last
DIME D0GGREL ON THE SCENES BY MUD AND
AT THE BATTERY GATE.
NJ THE MAN OYER THE NEAT sHOP.
What an uproar what cIatter!
What has hapPend? What's the natter'
See the people. What a rush!
How they tug and haul and crush,
Pulling, squeezing and tearing,
EdgiDg. elbowiDg. and swearing,
In manner, style, and way.
Al II their wits were all astray;
While the weather, in vapor,
Shrouds each corporation taper
AS likewise the generl caper
Which the people AL are cutting
In the mizzie drizzic, spluttcr,ng,
What zig zag odd commotion,
Like cross waved, bothered occnn,
BY the four winds knock d about,
Sideways all ways inside out
Feg above. and mud below
Lamps all misty in row,
Like q set Of wa.'ry blear eyes,
PLACID along in rg'lar series;
Cutters in state horrifc,
TO the ladies quite terrific,
Fill'd with uDctuous, civic matter
Which the wheels on all lides splattor,
such n mpgpy scene chaotic.
Yankee mixed up with exotic,
Foreign ais and native gracesn
cieeh ~ Jowi in comic places.
Short man. with his spread umbrella,
Scrapes tall one on the .smeer;"
Tall man, with his cane stuck out.
sEOIt one Oh the SnOut-
Short and long begin to swear,
But lis no use swearing there.
Blowsy woman in furry
Urges On in has'c ana hurry,
Fat man, vii h his checks distendcd,
PGfls along with paunch extended;
LaDk man, leuD as slender hath
Makes bis way By any path
Tip top sprig 81 ton and fashion,
Falls into lively passion,
As Jehu with his whip,
Trips his fine IN usiacliCd lin
Twas a chance stroke nothing more
But II makes him woupdy sore:
spooney young man with his programme,
Eeckona dryer in bad Jam;
Driver, with a look that's Queer
Squi1ts at Star that's standing near:
Pray, sir, can't the stage come here2D
SAYS that youth 10 Star auster,,
mo, sir, you must 20 10 it. sir;
IL can't come a single bit sir:
Must nave order in some way sir
Or the ID else to pay irD
Wan fuc'd youth, with smile inans
Pure white gloves, without stain
Huge barrd brooches, huge brimm,d hat
Can't exactly zee thio' that.
But looks silly and quite fat
Now The din and clnmor Is rising
In away that's most surprising
Anxious mother sharply erica
Child that pole il near your eycs.u
Little female In \ fiutter,
Drags her big shawl in the gutter
Here o creature lovely fairy,
Her whole person light and airy
One small hand her frock uphoidinc
To the eye a foot unfolding
More divine than ever hal
Nymph call d Dryer Dread.
Lifts that foot towards the step
or hack wherein she thinks 10 get.
When Jewelid puppy-monstrous hogf
Ia passing blythe hair. fac'd dog!
Gainst her bumps in manner dire
smears all her tim shoe in the mire
linen staring struts upon his way,
Ms he had tbump'd a truss Of hay
6allant Jarvy in trice,
With his coat-tail wipes IL nice
And with bound like gum elastic.
IN shc springs, like a gymnastic
Noble Jsryy twas well done
OF honest man thou honest son
Thus TO un-muck that gentle one
But from highest to the lowest.
Ills the samc wher'er thou coest
And the worship woman claims
AS Of old still brightly flames
Iroua men OF rank, great men of blood.
Unce nung their cloaks into the mud
TO make dry way for queen,
ANA keep her royal trottcrs clean:
An old coat-ta now does its duty,
TO prove the endless rights OF beauty.
Far ~ eye can reach about
Things on wheels are clogged thro'out:
Mhile the coachmen in a cluster,
make most tremendous bluster;
Silly girl with simpering face,
stuck all DER with silk and lace
Thrusts her foot into pool,
And looks extremely like fool;
Another screams and turns quite pela
Because hack horse whisks his tan.
mats the muss, roars out rowdy,
You take care and don't be crowdy %
Gauntfac d. tagged, vicious small boy.
screams with rapture and is all Joy,
AS the uproar spreads apace,
Fills, and thunders this the place
What yelling and bawiiDg
What lot of names a calling
Horny, Peter. Tom and Bill
As II their masters all were III
Livery bedxencd niger
Black skin shining like q liver,
With his dark eyes in his white baIis
dlares about amidst the loud calls.
But to below Jake or Sam
In this bedlam, is mere fam.
On the house stops snobs are standing
All their mouths with gr;ns expanding:
Splitting ogIing, staring smoking,
Witlcss jokes about them poking;
sone with faces sharp a. cleayers,
Meath those vast wide brinmed beavers
NOW ths Babel swells and RACES,
ana theres war among the Maecs:
morss piuDgng snorting, backing,
o,ns commanding lashes cracking.
al 'n,Dgs rncking all things rssping.
mnces and horse whips interclasp,nS.
D , leaning back at full length,
nuls Tor dear life with his main strength.
when blow and crash behind
Quickly makes him change h,s Mind.
And instead Of hauling hscL
Nc starts forward with a rhsck.
Whieh ne lays on horses both,
A. ne belches forth an oath
"Iwould be curious. Just TO know
What horses think Of nj this 20;
Whine they're bao ward forvs "a dr;vcu