The Democratic sentinel and Harrison County farmer. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1851-1852, 1851-07-09
CLIPPINGS

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--- Why is schooner like four o'clock
Because it is four and after { fore and af
ter.) %! 's 7afa=.77s5s 'f
q-.- What kind of a building would you
name did you wish to know secret? Hotel
20 tellD .l
---- The man that isn't afraid of thun-
der, talks Of going to the springs next week,
without asking his wife.
- Poor paymasters should learn wis
dom from the musquito, who always settles
his bills the moment he finds you.
"A daryman heing asked, chow many
cows have your" very candidly replied nine
teen : and the hydranti
- Lightning never strikes twice in the
same placeAtherefore, leta man whose
first wife was good one, never marry a.
gain. 4f aa '7..
- What would be the natural conse-
queuce, if man should become blind? He
would begin to philosophize (feel loss Of
49, .e,isa.ae s,ss a.s
- The following is given as a fireman's
teast: s'The ladies-the only incendiares
who kindle a fame which acater will not ex-
/ ttinguish' F s a'a
- What was the text in church to-day,
Charley, my dear?' 81 believe, father, the
lparson took Glars from the lion that SAM
son killed.
---, "ConstituIionally tired, . is now the
polite way ofexpressing the fact that a man
jis naturally lady. We live in wonderfully
refined times.
\ - Why is a man who is about to be
married, like a man intending to visit a GER
tain port in Europe? Answer-beeause he
is bound to have her (Havre.
-"What day is this, Quilp?'' asked
Sizze, yesterday. "Fri-day, Judge from
the heat of the weather." Quilp replied,
lwiping the ''pearly dew from his expansive
brow.
- What is the difference between the
emperor of Russia and the beggar? The
emperor issues his manilestoes, and the beg
gar manyests toes without his shoes ,ss
- What heavenly thing and what
earthly thing does a rainy day exercise the
same influence over? The n and your
boots; for it takes the shine out of both.
---55-~ A newly married couple riding in a
carriage, were overturned, Wherenpon q
standcr by said it was a shocking sight. y
4 eyes," said the gentleman, ''to see those
4ijust welded fall out so soon" S.'"@'
:, You had better not attempt to de-
fcipher any correspondence when you get
home late after supper, for is gramatica
4 truth that a person must master his liquid.
before he can go through his letters.
- Shakespeare haunts me night and
day." said stage strutting "hero," ''That
he is so eternally haunted, said a by-stan
der, ''is not to be wondered at all, for he has
most crKelly murdered lin in everything he
has undertaken" a va.,
-- War is murder set TO music. e
- Virtue is the greatest ornament, and
good sense the best equipage.
- True sensibility leads us to over
Ecome our own feelings for the good Of 9th
serS. a itH ati nea @f
Everything we add to our knowl-
ledge adds to our means of usefulness.
\ Truth should never strike her top
fsails in compliment to ignorance or sophis-
jtry. f E8'a
- Deep is the Joy of social silence when
we speak not with The loved, but feel THEN
lpresence, "a t'au a
There are more victims to errors
committed by society itself, than society
supposes. '@ f--'{ '1tL
- Slanderers are like flies that lear
over all a mans good parts, to light upon his
sores. ftgH aai af
60 It rarely happens that one artificial
mind can succeed in forming another; we
fseldam initiate what we do not love.
---- Others sometimes appearto us more
wrong than they are, because We ourselves
are not right in Judging them,
Plato, speaking Of passionate per
isons, says they are like men who stand upon
their heads, they see all things the wrong
way.
/ - It is one Of the characteristics off
good man to dispense literally, and cnjoy
abstemionsly, the goods he knows he may
loose, and must leave. as A.tt n fs,. Z. E.
--1 The pleaof' 'temptationis the poorest
of all apologies for sin: virtue is a perfectly
neutral quality unless exercised in the face
lof temptation. esf
4 - De Lamartine says: eve begin tc
n feel the insanity Of existence when we arc
'lno longer Of use to any person." that \
4 fI"when we are nolonger loved"
\ ------ Donot consider time lost that i,
I spentin the interchange ofsocial feeling
always provided YOU neither listen to, mo-
repeat scandal, in which case it, is wors,
Il than lost.
il 1t was Erasmus who said that if i
man gotta fever, or a pain in Che head By
Ioyerdrinking, he was apt to curse the wine
when he should rather blame himself for The
excess.
- a man who succeeds to his fathers