The primitive Republican., 1851-04-10

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freshed and in good spirits, have lust
turned, need notenter into, in this pla
farther than to say, that my friend-tea.
frlend-advised me, not to give the portr
ure' which | was just beginning, when
sight OF her, called me to her side. The i
sons advanced by her, in favor of withhc
ing it were so profoundly imbued with e
sense, that ], unaccustomed as am, to vie
ing my views to the sex, deferred to her, i
have concluded to beg pardon of the read
for having begun something that cannot
ish. Remember though, that tsit is oalvt
Z" hundredj" and that, by doing yours
the great profit, of reading these papers G,
secutively, you viii be able, in short tin
to form some tolerably correct opinion,
both my physical and mental being.
70 conclude this prolix detail, / have pa
ed my manhood so far, between two places
residence-imagination and fact the q
fitted up, somewhat fantasticaliy--the of
furnished after fashion, partalsing NJ I /,
the commonplace and every-day-ish = s"1I :
some books; and if l don't think -.
make it up in musing. | love thl 80. '',,.
rivers; but am not often found loji 4: J a'si01 :
the green trees of the one, ne '',iSy..'s7
long the banks of the othel go ! o'll1r !
I go to church sometime ~ eO'le''a.ss :
both, and am tremeng - in the soeial. line.
For further nsytienll apply to Hal Han
s fortnssta y ta1ef and recognise him.
Thus cndeth tbisseJs bon homie.
Columbus, NJareElS2l.
1oln the London Punch.
r,,1ac,as ftIae Gentlemen.
Byo Lozy ~ a'.t0rtanotely hno'es then
onlg TOO e1-gfhat women are only born 6
betheir slayef
That dingE Is to be ready for them the s
minute tl.e1 come into the house; es;;al as QUICK
That lAy's bonnet can be p'
" as 5 ge&tleman's hat. minute; and that
Thai re can dress IL, has the effect of
ringing the bell yiebit quicker.
making US dresseyerytmng SO much better
That tha=-from nursing the baby down
than waashe fire.
to poking are ''the lords of creation
That theykSd!
pretty lords, siadSs PC too good for them; for
That nothing can to put a hot joint be
am SIRE if you we1f1at still they would be
fore them every day, be grumbling that
dissatisfied, and would meat.
you never gave them 4aga SO rauch better
That tllss,gr ls1sr.zs sah It's 50 9ery li7tely, }
than we do ourselves whom, and as many
That tkey maSdf if We only invite our
as they pleane and stop with us, or just ask /
manlm;S n carried sister or two to stop with
a dega month, that there's to be no peace
5r us so long as they remain in the house.
That music can be learnt without practis
no. and that It is necessary for them to rusl
ut, and slam the door violently, the yerysmo
nent we begin to open our voices, or to rur
yer the last new Polka.
That sleeping after dinner promotes con
That they know what dress and bonnet be
ZONES us, SO much better than we do.
That it is necessary to make poor woman
.ry because stupid shirt t-button happens t
1e of. I declare that some men must be
ieye that their wives cut off their shirt-but
;ons purposely, from the savage pleasure
hey taken abusing them foF it.
That we are not allowed to faint, or TO hayl
he smallest fit of mysteries without beinl
old mot to make a fool of ourselves"
That housekeeping does not require an.
money, and if we venture to ask for any, tlla
It is pleasant to be met with all sorts f blael
looks and insinuations as to Hwhat wecan d
with it ALL, or very agreeable to be told tla
we will be Uthe ruin of him sopae day
should like to see the day
That the house never requires cleaning Q
the tables rubbing, or the carpets beating, 0
the furniture renewing, OF the sofas fresl
covers, or, IN fact, that any thing has arigh
to wear out, or to be spoilt, or broken, and i
short, that every thing ought to- last forever.
CEoRGIA MADE Piano The August
Chronicle and Sentinel of the 18th has til
following notice Of Piano manufactured i
that city:
~ E wore equally surprised and please
the other day to receive an invitation to cal
and see Piano manufactured IN Augusta
surprised to learn that such an enterpris
was in progress, for we were not preyiousl
aware Of it, SO quietly had it been kept, an
pleased to ascertain that through theagene
of Messrs Schir1ner Il Nigand, the enter
prising and successful manufacturers of Bur
Mill Stones, the noanufact are Of I2iaHos lsss
been commenced Imagine, then, our hig
qualification, on arriving At the upper tens
ment of Quality Range, at being shown.
seven octave Instrument, which, for externs
beauty and exquisite finish of orknaanshiI
willscolnpare fayosably with tie mostelegat
instruments 1aade ii the best factories at Ii
North: OF It's tone and power, We do M
feel competent to ex press our opinion, thoug
III both 1t seemed very superior, and ln thi
opinion a very comp tert artist eoncurred.
Tie maker, NE Blenner, 4 vel
modest, saining erinans Who served Il
time ii Germany, and has worked ever
years In some Of tie best manufactures