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The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1851-04-30
Suhmissionists. .,,-Dr. Up. Evans.

nSubmissi0nists. .n-Dr. ]. P. Evans,
leading Democrat OF Claiborne County,
Tennessee. in letter declining 10 be
candidate for The Legislature, takes occa.
sion 10 administer most severe, bu, well
meriled. casligaiion on those persons who
are continually making impo,eni kicks At
the Union, and denouncing all those who
won't kick with them az " submissionists. !"
He says Of these hraggar,s:
IN sholt. every man who does no.
render himself ridiculous by demoniac
con,or.ions, vehement gesiiculations, or
extIavagant brlvado, on various frivolous
occasions. - condemned a sabmis-
sionist.'
The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1851-04-30
CAII.lsTnENEs.
Tooth. Pulling Illustrated. Belo,

Tooth. Pulling Illustrated - Before
The days nf chioroform and ether. there
was quack who advertised toolh-draw-
ing wi,hou, pain. The patient was placed
in chair. and the instrument applied 10
his tooth with wrench. followed by .
roar from The unpleasanlly surprised snf.
ferer. .Slop." cried The dentist. "rom-
pose yourself. told you ] would give
you no pain, bu, | only just gave you that
iwinee as specimen 10 show you Cart
rights method Of operating" Again
the instrument was spplied. anosher tug.
another rnar. Nov don't be impa,ient,
tina, is Dumerge's way; be sealed and
calm. yon will now be sensible of the su.
perinriiy of my melhod." Another ap-
plicaiion. another tug. another roar.
!" Now pray be quiet. that 10 Parkinson's
mode, and you don't like II. and no won.
der" BY this time the tooth hung BY a
thread; and whipping il out. the operator
exulllngly exclaimed, !" That is my mode
Of tooth drawing without pain, and you
are now enabled 10 compare Il with The
operations Of Carrighi, Dumerge and
Parkinson"
The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1851-04-30

0stuu ~ " VsHuot AasN
sentative from the Emerald Isle enieis,
hat in hand, wiih-"I The Top o'lhe morn.
ing 10 ye. sir, an got bad tooth. an
,hs devil bi, of comfnrt can get short
of bottle q brandy: an I've 60, one OF
Father Ma,lhy's medals TO kape me from
all such evil spirits. sure. Now. sir,
whatll you be akin TO pull me tooth,
SIR"
"IIslf dollar" says The doctor.
WE'LL" says Pat. .whal'll 80 pull
two for I"
"Oh." replied the doctor. /" I wont
charge you any thing for pulling The second
one"
Pat seated himself. turned up his mug,
andlhe doctor took peep at his grinders.
and with lilile assistance from Pat, soon
found which were the ones Pa. wanted
ouL
Says Pat i" this is the first one, and
that is The second one. Place pull The
second one oni FIRST"
"Very well,' replied the doctor. /" any
way 10 get them out" And he pulled.
Before he had time to fix the insiru.
ment for The other tooth. (the first looih.)
Pat had got out Of the chair, and was etg-
ing towards The door.
!" | guess. doctor, l wont have the first
tooth pulled until il aches. and you lnld
me you would pull The second one for
nolhing!"
Pa. mizzled, and The doctor pocketed
The Joke instead Of the fee.
Richmond enquirer. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1815-1867, 1851-03-04

will but this defect if it defect he aaid cou
te rcnccd by Incorporating into the constitution pro
vision which would prevent the calling CT another Con
veu.or, unless with the concurrence OF two-tihrds
the members of the Legislature 1t is then for thu
preservation Of principle that the gentleman from Pres
ton wants the power for he is willing TO yield the prin
ciple that the majority should rule because political in
equality must exist in order to the attainment of pow
err What does he want with this power them Unless
it is wanted for the purpose OF expressing US By taxa
ton and pIundcring al pcasurc;his desire Tor pow
or surely originate in mere l'i-t Tor Its exercise
Whenever power has been exercised rom mere love
Of it, all historical experience proves that It has been
abused do not charge western gentleman win having
any such object in view but do say 1t Is hard Tor men
10 know themselves. do not charge upon them that
they seeking to wrest this power from us IN order
"a Cypress u.s. but tell you plainly gentlemen that you
% not understand yourselves. lou have not examined
your feelings n YOU should. You do no! know hat
position you NAV occupy Ii you desire to attain pow
err OF Course YOU must have ohiect in view by It's
attainment and that object in too many instances leads
10 abuse in the exercise of that power. tell you gen
tiemc We had rather remove temptation from you ~
not fntrusting this power in your hands. We do not
wish to give you the opportunity Of abusing ;he
exercise of power.
hr. LOODE. Inasmuch NJ there has been between
Two anu three lars speaking, and the gentleman who
as occupied the floor for the las; hour appears obvious
y to he greatly fagucd move that the committee do
now rise
The motion agreed to- and the committee accord
ngly rose
The Convention adjourned until tomorrow morning
1t II o'clock
Richmond enquirer. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1815-1867, 1851-03-04
tIONDIT. FeJruayu - 1851.
PRoJEr OF A CONSTITUTION.

Prayer by the Rev. Mr. JOINER, OF the Methodist
church
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1851-12-16
UTAH.--MoRMoNs.

v
A correspondent of the Alexandria Ga
zeise, under date Sept. 10Th, says, that The
Mormons,E ,hesaniyersary ofatwbose 4 settle
mems, by a singular coincidence, falls on
lhe. 4Ih Of July, used The lpte celebrayion 10
Tdenopnce ,he .Presiden, and Government, ol
Uniled, States. Governor Young, on that
day, said among other things orsimilar char
aclcr, Zachary Taylor is dead and gone 10
hell, and am glad Of II; which pious sen.
,imeni was assented to by solemn amen
from, The whole audience. He afterwards
said: -. 80.
i prophecy, in The name Of Jesus Christ,
BY the power Of the priesthood that is upon
me, thai any other President Of the United
S!ales. who shall if his finger agains, this
people. will die an ultimely death and &c
10 hell.' '.'' ~ ''l'-'f
The general feeling was pretty fairly ex,
pressed by this sort Of lanalicism.Y = r aies
The correspondent, further said, that be-
ing Introduced by the Governor, to address
a meeting 5000 in number, he vindicated
the Government, and President Taylor, and
although calmly hoard 10 the end, the Gov
ernor mounted the roslrum when he had
concluded, and denounced him and tho Gov.
eminent, and held him up 10 public odium
SO as 10 imperil his existence,
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1851-12-16
RED EAKEIS MINNEsorA,


.w, w,Dr.Lewis, physician Of the Red Lake
mission, furnished The following information
relating 10 Red Lake, and the agricultural
capacities Of the country. nf
Red Lake is silun,ed on The, 48lh degree
of North Latitude Il is 40 miles long and
at the widest part Is miles,, The soil in the
vicinity Of the. .lake'is good, much, of the
land inilhe surrounding country is barren.
Winter wheat has been cultivated With sue
cess at Ihe mission, Il has been raised lor
five years in succession, during which time
there has been bute single fpilsWe and thai
was last year. .a..5 "A 80 gi9 q
By the regulariirayeled route, Red Lake
is 500 miles from ST. Paul, There is Q
band Of Chipeways on tho lake, numbering
sixty lodges and 800 apersous, They re-
ceive no anhuilies or assistance Of any kline
from The government; they live by ,,h.
chase, fisheries, and agriculture. The,
raised during the past season (, 800 bushels
ofcorn and a large quantity, Of polatoes. g.
The Rev G. s. Wright is. in cbprge. 9th
mission. This desoIed missiooary and hi
assistants, have been pue bsnefaciors .othi
4 people, having taught Il em 10 cpnsideIabI
,lexienI,bhs germs0fchFisian elvilizs'ion.i
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1851-12-16
. the rouR, MASTER SPIRITS.

i asftIFlF -
Happening % cast my eyes over The por.
traits in a gallery Of paintings, 4 remarked
they were so atrarged as 10 give four person
ayes Aiexander, ilannibalS Cesar, 4 and
Roaaparle-7-thei mqsl conspicuous Places
II baye seen the same before, but never did
a siHilar train Of reflections arise In my DO.
som, ds whenny mind now hastily glanced
over iheirseyerbl histories. ~ 4sr.
rAlexander ehasing climbed the dizzy
Eheighls tof ambition, and with bis temples
bound With ehaplels dipped in Inc blood Of
countless nations, looked down upon a con.
qiered world, and wept ihat.,here was Snol
aho.her 70 yoconquer---se.i IA city oafirp, in. t.
disgracefuI scene Of debauch. ,a5sr !, :,
!, Hannibal, aller having 10 the asionish.
men, and copsiernaIion Of Rome passed
the Aips-after having put 10 flight the ar.
mics Of this rmis,ress Of heworId, ,pIaml
stripped three bushels Iof gold rings from lhy
fingers Of hepsIaush.ercd knighls, aud malF
her very foundations quake -relnfhed to bis
counfy, 70 BE dsialiied, 10 b. driven int
exile, ind to'itlie tllasshy poisAina lmni;.
lefed BY hisloWaahand, unlaM ,nlcl an un f.
wepLina foreign clmr.a,sa.ty ...,. US
Cesar, ahsr having tqken eish. HUNDRED
cilics, and dyed his garmenls IN the blood
lof his fellow men-alicr having pursuedat 10
dealh The only rival he had on earlh-was
assassinated 5ylhose he considefe his teur-
es, friends and The very point in which
he had guined ,helh lhighesl objeclor his am
biIiun. , s...,5,s,
Boraparie, whose mandates, kings and
priests obeyed, af.cr having filled the earth
with the terror Of his nalnc--alter shaying
deluged Europe with lears aud boob eIo,bcp
The world in sackclolh--elo his days in
lonely banishment, almos, exiIedfromphe
world, YET where he, could s,me,lmes see
his counlry's banner waving over The deep
but which would not, or could mol, bring
| him aid. -F'iShf a3 10
ssThus, those four men, who, from, the pe
CELLAR situation Of their poHrails, seemed lc
stand as representatives Of oil those whom
the world calls great those four who made
the earth ,remble 10 lis cehtro--severally
died-one by n.oxcalion, ,liesecond bysu
icide, the third by assassination, and lhe las
4 in lonely exile. Y--gd,aase as,es,5 +
How vain is the, greatness Of this world
How fearful is, the gift Of gcnius,if it bt
abused! Who, that lis now living, woulc
not ralher die the death of the humble
righteous man, than that ofyAlexandery ol
Hannibal, or Caesar, or Napoeonl -
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1851-12-16

H.-N
(. A, REMARKABLE CAsE.--T There is woman
at Campobeiio (nesr ,here,) who has lain
upon her bed for sixteen years. \, She was
prosWa,ed after childbirth, became para.
lyzed, and has never recovered. 'Iie child
lived, wes healthy, and is now a fine young
woman. The woman is not capable OF mo.
wing any Of her limbs in The slightest man
aer, and canno, ST, up. She can hear BIZ.
cannot speok loud or distinct. WI hat is Re.
markable, she appears 10 be aeshy, has a
fair countenancc, aud good appetite, though
on accoun, of her immobility, her food is
given in thin or liquid form. She does moi
change for The worse, but remains as she
has been for many years. Her bed is made
by rolling her from one side 10 The other
and she has no acute pain. Her hands re.
main crossed upon her breas.-her fingers
are white and smooth almost as ivory. |,
is singular tho. in this inert STATE Of her bot
dy, the process Of digestion should GO en-
regularly as i, does. Nothing is done for
the restoration OF this woman. She is now
etonl 40 years old, and during her confne.
men. has seen her husband die in the same
room she occupies. Is moi her case pc.
cuiiar onel-Eastport Sentinel.
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1851-12-16
nonMoNs IN caLIr laNlA.n


The slafhiens are Abo',i planting Il sfihr
stukeiiii Gisifurhias1TEo San Francisco
Plcayltnc say :Aa, a, 7ss-s az ~ ltg
The Morn2ns hayeat lcngJi lak ~ pos.s
session Of The ritnchoso' Sau Ilermrdino,
near Los Angeles, for which they paid S1oe..
0o0s 80; 600 waspasil downsiaad the fss
mainderisito be paid in two aounual nays
menss. Ills said 10 bc their intention .l1
build a great CITY there, and a. ruiIrond IN
Salt Lakeis confidently spoken Of a Is
also said that lhc heads OF the Church in
Utah hiye given directions 10 The Mormlins
in Eirope ihs all The e,ngta,ion 10 tlii@
country muslin future, Come byalrs way
ofahe 1sthmus Of Panama 70. S m sDsgo--
The population Of San B2rnarlino is 10 b.,
increased FIVE thousand within the next six
m 5niiIs. |, contains within IT'S u ,and lrits
more Than eighty ihSasanl nc c;tof excsis
lent land, agreal paH O. wii:a ean b. irri.
gated. ,ffialFA& 81 Ffa
F'Fhs Samasl.,nndi sigsr, nms gI.E0ds H.
laesishiogsgslatse and ,,lnfai Jy,g .sgiplyssl
Pure wnIefs aud having excslIent mill scals.
The mountains near ara covered with pines.
sufficient 10 supply with lumber 81 lSiutisrn
California lnryeursy The improyemeuls 10
be Immediately matlewiI be pf grea, b.n.-,
fitlo Los Atgeios county. ePhis sJuIencnl
commands the Cojon pass, and will protec.
the valley from further Indian incursions.
A Touring mill and several saw mills will BIZ
crecie'l tlicfe duringthe rainy sepsbh. 9Th,
tract Of Iapd included within ,he. limits ri
San Bernardipo, embraces abpul l6 legues,
The Mormon emigration FROM .Liyeiplol, il
lis said, amounts q 1900. ST, Lake City
the headquarters Of the MorInons, contains
apopulation Of 5000, and tho other isatlo.
menls in the territory, about as many mpre,
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1851-12-16

WOMEN IN COCHIN CHINA, as in all coun.
tries where civllizalionhas made but little
progress, the women are doomed tothe most
laborious occupations. A traveller in that
country says The women may be seen stand
ing from morning ,ill night, in The midst Of
pools Of wafer up 70 the knees, occupied in
iransplanling rice. They undertake the la
bors oftillage, and The various employments
Of agricul,ure--whie those who live in
seaporls,, beside The management Of their
domestic concerns, undertake The manage
mehi Of the various branches Of commerce.
They even assls, in constructing and repair.
ing The colsuges-,hey conduct The manu-
(acIures7lhey ply The boats in the rivers
and in.he ,harbors, and carry The articles. oI
produce 10 markell. But, nothing can be a
stronger proof Of the, degradation Of the le.
male character, and Ibe unccasing labor &c
which they arc doomed, than tho proyerbial
expression in thai country, chat woman
has g!SI. nine lives, and bears q great deal o
lhHiiHSs ~.~Ih g ..t,+ .,.ls-.ta r.... f.....t
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1851-12-16
,EARLY, ,MARglAGEs,,, u,

= &llttlH ttfEt IlG3 9ftf 70 ghfNRti 1ia,Hn ~
fITherc .hayezbeep so many articles pub
iished in The newspapers, illpslrp,lyes ot ltIe
advantages always arising from early glar;l
tiages, ihat we are iemptel 10 give the, fol-
lowlngn on tho olher side d, Tho quesiep;, !
The pracisee OF early marriages, so cpln:;l
mon ip lhe Upiied STATES, i, one Of lhe wors.
features of soeialy .,, Under aihe - pcsl favor,
.ahleY circumstances \ involves 100 many
Consideration ,pnd entails 100 many Liabilities
on all parties, lobe epseTcd inso wilhou. deep
and serious reaecliopas.llis well enough,
when yoppg people love each other,slo think
they ,caRnos liye. aPars; busiiis not vel. for
them 70 marry, without some good provision
for ihs, ,fulure. ~ The common, saving, that il
COSTS no more. 70, maintain Two shan one is, q
fallacy, which, IS every day expose | 10 the
great dissatisfaction Of lis deluded ,dupes,
Besides, the bodies and minds Of The young,
need ,dsxsIopepcn1tlIp in lhe school q expert
ence4 Whnl, gould be Lightly borne Al .hir:;; hi:
be their ruin al,,eigblesp !, Ma,
ture, III thatTags, has NOT ripened uS nicnlnliy
or physically, and all premature davelope;
menls, must be learlully sa,oned for in aler
years, u Youth does mol know lis own weak,
ness Lacking deplh and sound judgment.
what IL adores to-day, ills, .olien, indifferent
70 on The morrow. Many have married on
tho supposed strength Of hrsl affections,
and, awakened from, the dream 70 find them
selves utterly, and irrelrieyably miserable.
There is, halo.nbou. youth i is no, well
to trust oyermuch, Beper mislrpst i alto
ge,ber, aud depend upon manhood and tho
future. Tho affection thai cannon, learn 10
labor and 70 watt, can never, endure any
length Of limo. Il is no. the lfue love, but
the false, who has assumed lhe shape Of his
twin, Above all others, tho poor should
avoid early marriages. In q single state
poverty is q, curse; but ihe double poverty
Of marriage is a hell 10 endure. Want and
distress soonrob loyo offs charms, and life
OTIS bloom. Affection will lno. make The
po, boil, neither will il pay house rent and
buy new dresses. Wha, was irksome 10 be
borne alone, is dpubly SO when The law ha.
bound its victim 70 another life. Then there
are tho young innocents, who should moi
suffef, but who do suffer, for the folly ol
,heir parents. The thousands, o., idle, rag
ged vicious children in our streets and hous.
es, are The fruits, Of early and ,improyidenl
marriages, and half The misery Of the poor.
or classes results from lhe same cause. Bul
rich or poor, the generality of early mar.
riages are unhappy, and should serve as
warnings 10 the young and ardent, who con
template such criminal Jolly. T,s MN
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1851-12-16
MATRIMoNY.i

Il 80. BF.. ~ t
! I was married Iorr my money. Thai was
ten years ogo, ,sand they have been ten Years
of purga,ory. have bad luck as wife,
for my husband and have scarcely one
iasle in common. lie wishes toIiye tho
country, which ! hale.l .lt.L like lhe,Ibcmom.
ever, at 75deg !, which he hates, He likes
10 have thepchildren brought up at home H..
stead of at school, which hate Il like
music, and wishJo, 80 10 concerts, which ho
hales. There IS bu, one hing we bo.h
like-and that is what we cannot both have.
though we are always trying for it-,hc last
word. u have, bad bad lucsas a mother.
fortwon such huge,selish, passionate, iun-
manageable boys never tormenled a feeble
woman since. boys began. | wish ! had
called Them both Cain. Al this moment
they have just quaneiled over their marbles.
Mortimer has iorn.ofi'i Oryile's collar, und
.Orvllle has applied. his, rcoi,-like hand iE
Mortimer ribs; while the baby Zsnobia, in
my lap who nsyer sleeps more than half
an hour at time, and cries all the limo she
is awake, has been reused by Iheir din 10
scream in chorus. | have had bad luck as
a housekecper, for never wen KEEP.
u chambermail more than three weeks
And as 10 cooks, | look back bewider.d on
the long phantasmagofa Of fac fitting
.stormily through my kitchen, as d mlrino
remel,befs, a5rapid succession Of thunder
gusts and hurricanes in the Gulf of Mexico
Ny new chambermaid Bounced OUT Of the
room Yesterday firing her duster and NUT
Iering, "Real old maid, after ALL" just be-
cause showed her,a table on which could
write "sluf' with my fingers in the dust.
| never see my plump, happy sisters, and
then glance in the mirror at my own cada-
verous, ,long, dolelul vsage, without wishing
myself an old maid. ! do it every day Of
my. life. Yet half Of my. sex marry as
did-not for love but for rear-lor fear OF
dying an old maid, o.' F'' faH"
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1851-12-16

\, UC-'My DEAR said an anxious father TO
his bashful daughter, Il intend tia. you shull
be married, bu do mol intend ,ha, you
shall throw yourself away on any OF The
wild, worthless 'boysof the present day.
sYou musI lnarryamsn Of sober and mature
age; one thar can charm you with wisdom
and good advice, rather than with personal
attractions. What do you think oe fine,
Intelligent, mature husband Of fihyp @'7D,
The linlid, meek, bIue-eyed liule daugh,
Ter looked in the mars face and with Ihe
slightest possible louch Of interest in her
voice, answered, 4 thlnkswo oftwenty-6ve
would be better, pa. '.,- ,t,.. .si-s..ns.igst
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1851-12-16

- AFFEcTATIcN,--If any Thing will sicken
and disgust aman, il is the affected mincing
way in which some people choose 10 talk.
Ii is perfectly nauseous. If these young
jackanapes who screw their words into oil
manner of diabolical shapes, could only feel
how perfectly disgusting they were, ilmghI
induce them 10 drop ii. With many ii soon
becomes such a confirmed habit, lha. they
cannot again be taught 10 talk in a plain,
straightforward, manly way. In the lower
order ofladies' boarding schools, ant, in Iced,
TOO much every where the same SickeAing
mincing tone is often found, Do.pray,good
people; do talk in your natural tone, If you
don't wish TO be utterly ridiculous aud con-
ltenplbles w % 'r''As4iat'' ss75s 1H
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1851-12-16

liG~r A cobbler has just located himself al
SPqldng, and ouracts auenuon with tho fol-
lowing address outside his shop: Surgery
per formed upon old boots and shoes, by
uddng Of feet, making good the legs, bind,
ing the broken, healing the wounded, alter
ing The constitution and supporting The body
win new soles. ''No cure, no payIs Advice
gralis,on the imUst tdesperalecasSs., .,N
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1851-12-16

I " In Mississippi man always makes
hiswii before accepting anominqIionlorun
Tor Congress, ana trusts 10 u pair Of revolv-
ers, bowie knife, and leather lungs 10 whip
his opponent in the race. sF q
Meigs County telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy [Ohio]) 1848-1859, 1851-12-16

The Albany Dulchman remarks that tho
wisestpSriod in mans life, IS between ten
andstMeny-Moi ulier that his kno@ingnesa
soalolla ohS Ahosby the!time he reaches fiji.
!y'dve or sixty, he mkesyp his mind .ha,
he is q fool.