Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1851-08-07


ter in almost every part of the globe for their ex-
traordinarv and immediate power of restoring per
feet health 10 persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of ceruecated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge Of an untimely
crave after an the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and 10 many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enjoy
ment Of health, without which life itself IS but
a partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and iu(alibly proved, that il
mas appeared scarcely less than miraculous TO
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
phosophicul principles upon which they are COM
pounded and upon which they consequently act
It was to their manifest and sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
thev were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of perniciOus quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE mEDI-
CINFS are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral, in any form
whatever. They are entirely composed Of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants the virtues
Of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in 50 happily efhcacious
d combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
Of the stomach and bowels the various impure
ties and crudties constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened fBces which collect
in the convolutions of the small intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind 10 produce habtual
Cosiyeness, with all its train of evils or sudden
Diarhna with its imminent dangers This fact
is weT-known to all regular anatomists who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the quack medicines Of the age. The second
effect Of the VEGETABLE LIFE IEDI-
CTEFS is 10 cleanse the kidneys and the bad-
der and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the heathful action Of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before II passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, It news every part of
the system, and triumphanty mounts the ban
uer Of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIE MEDICINES are well known
to be nfailihe.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrid
kind flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-IEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUOR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as natural Consequence Of its cure,
COstiyeness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestnes with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels cOstive within days
DiarrhGa and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned. and by promoting the lubricative Sc
erection of the mucous membrane
Fevers Of all kinds by restoring the blood to
regular circulation through the process Of perspi-
ration IN such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known 10
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Govt in half that time, by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and hgaments Of
the joints.
Dr0psies of all kinds by freeing and strength
ening The kidneys and bladder: they operate mos.
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel
Also Worms, by cIslodging from the turnnge
Of the bowels the shiny matter 10 which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and CONSUMPTION, by relieving the
air-yessel5 OF the luEgs from the mucous which
slight colds viii occasion, and which, IL not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scuryy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors.
ScOrbutic ETupti0ns and Bad COMPLEX
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skim and the morbid state Of which coca
sions all erUptiye complaints, saow, cloudy, and
other disagreea'le compilations
The use of t,ase Pills fer a very short time
will effect an e.-ire cure of Salt RheuTn. and a
striking Improvement in the clearness OF the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by two even III the worst
cases.
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLEL LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
IN this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
Complaint for upwards of TIuRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass OF the WateTia MedIca.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge OF the western country these
Medicines viii be found safe, speedy, and GER
tam remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to d return ofthe dsease-a cure by these
medicines is peunaneut-TRY THEM, BE
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Eevers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss OF APPETITE, AND
DISEASES OF : EAALES-JleSe medicines have been
used with the most beneficial results in cases OF |
this description -KING's EVIL and SCRoFULA, in
its worst FORMS yields to the mild yet powerful |
action of these remarkable Medicines. NIGHT |
SwEATs, Nervous DEBILITY, Nervous Cow
PLANTS of all kinds, PALHrATIoN or THE HEART.
PAINTERS COLIc, are speedily cured.
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
Persons whose constitutions nave become m |
paired by the injudcious use of MERCURY, viii |
find these Medicines perfect cure, as they never
fail to eradicate from the system all the effects Of
Mercury infinitely sooner than the most powerful
preparations OF Sarsapanla. 4 single trial viii |
place them beyond the reach of competition, in
the estimation of every patient.
BE CAREFUL OF C0UNTERFETTS.
Several have lately been discovered, and their /
nefarious authors arrested, both in the city ofNew
York and abroad.