Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-07-03

traordnary and immediate power OF restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
Kind Of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of certifcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of untimely
grave, after all the deceptive nostrms of the dav
had utterly failed ; and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform eniov-
uient Of health, without which life itself is bnt
n partial blessing. So great, indeed, has tba;-
efficacy invariably and infaibIy proved, that il
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous /,
those who were acquainted with the beautif,IIv
philosophical principles upon which they are com.
pounded, and upon which they conseuuentlv act
It was to their manifest and sensible action in
purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-.
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name :.
Unlike the host of pernicous quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
GTNFS are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antimony,I nor
Arsenic, nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown TO the
ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered IN so happily effcacious
Q combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impUi-
ties and crudties constantly settling round them;
and to remove the hardened fjpces which collect
in the couvoIutions of the small. .intestines Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habitual
Costivencss, with all it's train of evils, or sudden
DiarrhGa with its imminent dangers. This fact
is weIl-known to all regular anatomists who ex-
anime the human bowels after death Z; and hence
the prejudice of these we-informed men against
the quack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der: and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs The
blood, which takes its red. color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before 1t passes INTO the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourIshed
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part Of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
rety of human diseases in which the VEGE.
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallble.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy bile, instead of he stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsrLEssNEss, lLL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANcHoLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as natural consequence ofits cure,
Costiyeness, BY cleansing the whole length
of the iutestines with a solvent process, and
without violence; all violent purges leave the
bowels costve within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricative Sc
cretion of the mucous membrane.
feVSrs Ut all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of persP
ration i'll such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others.
Tie LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks.
and Gout in half that time. by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and Iigamenls Of
the joints.
Dropsies Of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel.
Also Worms, by disiodging from the turnirgs
of the bowels the shiny matter 10 which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and ConsumDtion, by relieving TIE
air-vessels Of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds viii occasion, and which, II not
becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterats Sores, b.
the perfect purity winch these LIFE mEDI-
CINES give to the blood and ali the humors
Scorbutic Eruptiops and BAD Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which ocea~
sious all erup,ive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable complexions.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure Of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the elearEess of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza win always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES, Asa remedy for this most distressing
aud obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
II is weIl-known to hundreds
in this CITY, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
comPaint Tor upwards Of TIuRTY-E1vE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the M1tsria Medica.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
IS now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short tine after his recovery had been pro-
not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
will be found a safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to a return Of the disease-a cure by these
is permanent-TRY THEM, BE
AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss OF APPETITE AND
DISEASES or FEMALEs-these medicines have been
used with the most beneficial results in cases OF
this description ;-KING's Evil and ScRoFULA, IN
its worst forms, yields to the mild yet powerful
action of these remarkable Medicines. NIGHT
SwEATs, NERVOUS DEBILITY, Nervous Con-
PLANTS of all kinds, PALPrrATIoN OF THE HEART
PAINTERS CoLIc, are speedily cured.
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
Persons whose constitutions have become I'M
nired bv the iniudicous use of MERCURY, viii
Ind these Medicines perfect cure, as they never
lil 10 eradicate from the system all the effects OF
fercury infinitely sooner than the most powerful
of Sarsaparilla. A single trial VIII