Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1850-1854, 1851-05-02

Gentlemen from that day drapped the court
IN Dizziness, and never spoke to a gal since
And when my hunt is up on this yearth, thar
wont be any more FINKs and its all OWN to
Deacon Smiths BrindIe H!"-Mhon Pa
MiEonam
THE GIPsEY MARKET.-The Prince of WAL
lachia has published an order, stating the cond-
tons under which GIpsies may in future be sold {:
l. Families of Gipsies shall never be parted
2. All sales of more than three families at a time
are declared illegal.-[Prusian States Anzei-
ger.
The PRINCE AND THE GAIA comical story
is going the round of salons, and, as it has
not yet reached the papers, may be considered
as private property. 1t appears that noble Ru-
sian millionaire, celebrated for his great gener-
osty and admiration of the fair sex, had express
ed much devotion to certain fair English lady,
high in esteem at the Elysce. At the approach
of the New Year, the old gallant was at great
pains to ascertain what would be most accept
able as gift to the fair lady, who in dread Of
displcasing one who had greater right to be-
stow presents, would not in spite of pressing,
consent to name anything more valuable than
an Angora cat. Accordingly, the whole CITY
was ransacked to find a valuable animal of the
right breed to present to the fair amateur. One
was discovered at length possessed of the prop
or dimensions of breast, back, and tail, in the
louge of an old portiere of the Rue St. Donin-
que. The old boyard, however, was resolved to
do the thing en- prince, and accordingly had a
necklace of brilliants OF the finest water placed
round the sleek neck of Grimalkin, well know
ing that she would be none the less welcome for
the adornment. Accordingly, on New Years
morning, Prince P presented himself at
ha 1oI,,'S bo hapnnth
enchanted with his own idea, and delighted be-
torehand with the effect his generosity would
produce. No sooner was the cat placed upon
the floor, however, than, scared by the noise
made by certain exalted parsonage fond of
practical Jokes it rushed across the room, flew
out of the window, which was open, darted like
mad down the garden, and, in spite OF all research
Of all offers of reward, has never been seen or
heard of since! Judge ofthc Indignation of the
lady, of the CONSERVATION OF the 'cxaited person.
age for now that the necklace is lost, the prince
declares it to be worth four hundred thousand
francs, and the lady insists upon its being repa-
ced by the exalted parsonage who was the cause
of the Disaster Paris correspondent of the At
las.
GAS AND PoPERY.-When the chairman of a
company formed for lighting the Eternal City,
waited on the late Pope 10 solicit the required
PERMISSION, gregory Indignantly asked how ne
presumed to ask such a thing so utterly subver-
sivc of religion. The aStonished Spectator
humbly stated that he could not see the most re-
mote connection between religion and carburct-
ted hydrogen-"Yes, but there is, Sir" shouted
the Pope, my pious subjects are in the habit of
vowng candles to be burned before the shrines
of the saints the glimmerng candle would soon
be rendered ridiculous by the contrast of the
glarng gas lights, and thus a custom so essen
tial to everlasting salvation would fall into gen
eral contempt, if not disuse." No reply could
be made to this edifying argument SlIenced,
if not convinced, the Spectator withdrew-the
votive candles still flicker, though not so numer-
ously as heretofore, and they just render visible
the dirt and darkness to which Rome is consign-
ed at night The introduction of gas and the
fall of the Papacy appear, therefore, to be sim
ultaneous events reserved for the establishment
of the Romans in future ages From the Gas
Journal