The Minnesota pioneer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn. Territory) 1849-1855, 1851-12-18
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bs encased in bigoiry as Tor snaii TO he incaseo
in shell. I'll, hisotry - part Of him. lie
crawls through life with it. Ii is as NATURAL 10
him, as folly is to natural FOOL IL is ingram and
nothing can divide il from him. il ia chemically
combined with his existence. Ii is himself. Take
j, away from him, and there is nothing left Born
for the dark ages, the bigo, has no eyes, 10 take
III the broad illumination OF the 18th century.
Nature ia economical. a. the fish found in The
Mammoth Cave Ct Kentucky are eyeless, having
no use for eyes, so tbs Biso,, ii he have eyes at
all, has only pair Of little black peppers, like
mole that barely suffice To make visible to him,
hi. ,tural element Of darkness. II he be in the
pulpit. every dogma bat his, is dogma Of the
devil; and he deals out damna,ion as injiscriini-
nateiy as doctors deal calome!. II he be Dap
list, he thinks it less hsnous in the sight cf hcav-
CampbeIhte. or any sort Of Baptist, but regu-
lar, hard-sh- Baptist. If b. be Presbyterian.
he thinks hell must be The portion Of those who
do ne, comprehend AMI therefore do not believe
that three supreme divine indisIdualities ar
idiosy ucracies, cannot exis. in supreme indi-
vilual God. II he be Romanist aud Bigct,
no is Biso, Of the same stamp He can see
nothing merilorous in the men or the nloralilies.
of any creed but MS own. If he be critic, he
is equally iniolcran,. 10 carries Il foot rule OF
his own in his pocket, by which he MEASURES all
Ioc hon
that, is naught. The sublime fiigh, Of Milton,
appears 20 him, bat as the fitting of ba,-the
senins Of Shakespeare, creating and Illuminating
whole worlds Of poetic existence, and popping
vas, realms of thought, TO move forever in their
harmonious spheres, he places on level with the
pas,nes Of an idle school boy, blowing saap-bah-
b'es. II Pope be his poetic standard, he can dis
Germ no poetry that i, not an imitation Of Popa's
Solids liquids superficiils, every thing, must be
measured by his one foot rule In politics, if he
believe N the political economy OF Jeremy Ben
my but Ben,ham's. If he believe in Say, his
Say must he the Say; AMI nobody else must hive
any other say about it. If he be political ed-
TOR God save the mark, when bsots have the
control Of iypesD he will be moro bundle Of
dognas-;hc mere creature Of some political
oreed-any, no matter what, so it have j name
lie s,ickles for names--ihi1ss are Of no conse
iuencc to him; in fact he knows nothing about
things; but names he understands, and goes his
death for. He priies himself upon being fulfil
III editor. Intervals, contea,s, are nothing to
him; but iajels are erery thing. lie lies down
and srOwls and fights for an old Carmen, which
his master has cas-, OF, just as faithfully as if his
master were still in the garment. lie believes in
the garment, no matter if the devil is in IT,
Make bigot political editor, and he believes
so much in the name OF any party he may spouse
tina. he makes il his Shibboeth lis thinks all
the world ia going 10 perdhion, sha, does not bow
down and worship that name. lie would pro-
scribe, pcrsscute, annilila,e, il he could. every
nan who laughs at lis folly in maintaining or de-
tending principles, without reference to their be-
ias right or wrong, because he thinks proper to
chris,on them Wing OF Democratic. To-day, ne
dcnoauces the mtation Of suffrage, because it is
moi Democratic. To-Dorow, he denounces the
extension of suffrage. and says it is no, Demo
cratic. To-day, in the name Of Democracy,
he rants and foan,s in favor OF equal represen-
ta.ion; tomorrow, no threatens the death Of
political traitor, to every Democrat who flvors
the undemocrstic doctrine Of equal, universal
r. L., L. IL.
croachments Of the Federal Executive, upon the
independence Of the other branches Of the gov
eminent, as uuiemocratic; Tomorrow, he de-
ncunces az Wings, those who do not sanction and
applaud the mast unprecedented usurpaions Of
Executive power, b. 4 Wing Prssii.at In short
make bisot an edrof--a poor, braiaiess fool,
sho has about rs much sense as mlstiff, and
he will dosgcdly iasisi upon stultifyins his follow
ers by requiring them 10 box the entire pass
Of political opinions, crossing their own piths,
like perpetual checker board; and with no
more reason and no more sense Of what they are
about, than horde OF Masslncn shouting Al
Lab Allah II bigoieI editor, has chosen to
call himself Wing, he goes into the harness like
a blind horse into ciler-mil; aud no matter
whether apples or stones be thrown into the hop
per, he cracks down upon the sweep. The mill
is Wing, and his business is TO make hard cider,
on, of any thing that goes into the hopper. tx
actiy t. with bisoted fool IL he sets up to be
"a; fai,hfu, Democratic EDITOR If he had the
power. fire and faggots would be the portion Of
every Democrat who did not believe in his absurd
contradictions and who would not adopt all the
Scnseless dcgas that he chose to call Democratic
Every thing 10 him, looks 10 he wrong end up,
like The image Of camera obscura. lie is Ii,
an inexperienced boy, looking out Of railroad
car-he fincies that all the world except the car
he is in, is marrying to the devil. His little black
eyes, bulge out, like two inksiands, with asonsl-
meui. that ali creation is not running the same
wsv he runs lie rants aud ftInls about Dem
ecracv, like a maniac; but he cannot tell Why.
| a messy fool Of this description, with but one
,jca in his head. md that idea only a rord,
which, IL a handle to any OF the hundred defu-