The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1851-02-06

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sum plase o. anothir whar she kno's she'l
find him, bitches ON III his elbo or walks b,
his side, and then off they go tu sum gar
ding or show, or sumthing of Sne descrip
shun. Ef he aint got but haf dollar it
obleeged to go for bokay or a Use GREEN
or he's afeerd she'll think he's meen. May
be he wants that saim haffa dollar tu buy
westcoat or pare of gallusses, or tu pu
with sum more tu buy pare of shues, bu
that's nuthin, all he knos when he cum.
back is tina, he aint got emmy mummy left
She lafIs and giggles and looks mighty fool
ish, and he acks like run mad rang. o.tang
BY and by the bisiness gifts on funher-then
he calls at hur howse fur hur ockashunally
AFTER they've prosseded sum pleasant eve-
min, tu see him run inter the plase whar she e
a sittin, with his faice as red as peece OF
burnin charcole, and drop doun on the Ilore
arter he spfeds his hankercheef tu keep the
dust from slim his panterloons, and tell hur
that she mus8hev seen fur long time, the
objeck of his intenshuns to hur was tu game
possesshun Of hnr hart and hand ~that buty
like her'n aint newman, but sorter supernat
eral-that he couldn't think of hvin anothir
minnit on the arth ef she refewsed tu n,aik
him happy by consentin TO jne with him,
and that bein as his daddy was kinder sub
jeck tu melancholy fits, he'd talk one himself
ef she wouldn't have him, and then he'd be
sarin lu cut his throte clean thru with his
worry sharpest razer. Arter all that talk that
sounds when its anneralized like nothin at
all, he heeves a sigh that shows he's blessed
with mighty good pare Of lungs, and grasp
al hur hand tu kiss it all OWL. Then she
busts inter ,eers, jumps a. him and grabs
him about the neck, sez "yeas, only lub
yu, deer, booo!" and she kisses him and
he returns the kompliment, and then she
falls on tu thenicest plase on the sofy, cry
in all the time that she's altogether tn happy
and wants sumbody ,u hold hur, while he
sticks burnt fether under hur nose tu bring
huIr tu. She Gums round directly, and then
they talk one anoihir by the hand and
march, blushin like the tail of pea fowl
inter the mex! room, whar the old people is
settin. Both on EN- falls down at the old
peoples feet and sez they've agreed tu git
marrid and hope their deer parents will give
THAR konseni and n hlessin- Then the OLD
folks sez they are both tu happy tu live en-.
ny longr and want I'll die right away becase
they've seed thar beloved darier jined tu
sich respectable young man. They all
git TO cryin and slappIn one anolhir on the
back, ontil they look and ackt like kandi.
daits for the Lewnatick Asylum.
That's anothir way Of coirtn gal, and
the foolishist I've heerd on yl. Ef fellar
gifts ackwainied with yuns woman, and
thinks he could live with hur without havin
a battle or tu eviry day, lei him talk and act
like mana man of sence and knolledge
and not like ovirgrown monkey. All
the fol de-rol he sez tu hur lowirs him in
hur opmyon insted of raisin him. that is, eff
she's got emmy knolledge burself. Eftl eyre
both ruthir week in the garrit, why, then pi-
lin on the agemy has sum effeck in jinn EN-,
but while IFS doin of that it's maxim em a
laffin stock fur evirybody that knows emmy
thing. IF good tlane sence cam; git hur,
she aint with havin no how you kin fix it.
Thar's one thing I've got tn say agin
heep Of the gals, and must say it, eff wus
gcin ID die the very next minnit-What
I've got tu- say is this ere-eenamost all the
gals are in tu graft a hursy 10 git maIrid.
It's fackt plane as the nose on pigs face.
They ketch up the fus iellar that Gums a.
long and olfirs himself-haff on EN- dan kno
ennything about him; they dun kno whelh-
er he's kalkila,ed to make EN- happy or not,
Sumtimes il all turns out rite enuff, but NEIL
ny times they find out that they'd bettir
have waited leelle longir fur a husband or
took none al all, fur he pruves tu be thun-
der.n sight wurse than none. I've heerd of
men goin round the countrey OH purpus tu
marry evirybody that'll have EN-. They
don't ginirally have gal onless she's got
sum muuny or something they kin sell. Ef
she gifts hold of one Of these sort of men,
it aint long afore he'll scraip tugether what
leetle truck she's got, sell it, and then maik
OIL iu anothir plase tu marry anothir gal.
Now eff she'd waited, she'd a soon found
out what sort of characktir he was, and
gin him his walkin ticket afore mi old cat
could scratch hur eer. But she's dun marrid
then, and maybe she maiks up haf duzen
that he's sarved in the saim way. Sumtimes
they ketch these swinddlers and put EN- in
the penilenshry tu wurk fur the s,ait, but
what help duz that Civ tu the poor cneturs
they've fooled SO orfullyl
In korklushun, ] say tn all yung people
what is thinking about giuin marrid, look
sharp; fur whull life time is good while
tu be repentin fur what maybe was did in
eenamost no time: FL yu don't talk care
yu'll say aheep of times afterwards that yu'd
ought tu looked afore yu leeped, as the mig
ger told his sun when he jumped off the
bluff inter the opin jaws of big alligator,
who wus lyin wailin tu see of thar was
emmy chanse of gitin breckfust.
n Philadelphia pays over thirty per
cent of the whole amount OF taxes raised in
the State of Perneylyania tEst