Mississippi palladium. [volume] (Holly Springs, Miss.) 1851-1852, 1851-05-09

NoW contracts are excellent cOntT1Yances,
when bo.h parties mean the same thing, or
sh=n ii Is the interest OF both TO stick 70
1heir barssin-oT, lastly, when each may
b. compelled 5y law - fUlGl II. But On the
whole, / wouldn't give much for them, IN
ltss zheE CONE under one Of those cases.
The greatest hypscrises and deceivers are
Ear.4s- which are set Of doubled-faced
rae1al-, ez7e1iaiiy Ehen they get into the
hzzls e las-Eers, who can make them mean
zaTzLinE or nozlling Thus il happened
Wila Uncle san and his b'hoYs They
c5ul never agree about the precise mean
lg - Necessary and proper, and were
c51siaaallv al Io-rerLeads on The subject.
Jl-.e ~zra sv01e tlst every necessary vas
proper, and everything proper, necessary;
and thar b. being the strongest, visest, and
moss 55rIicious, had = right 70 decide what
s--s -tcessTv -zlG proper, -.lll y hat proper
s-1 Necessary The b'hovs, on the other
tzE3 Insisted that what was proper, was
re- E5EaTs DeoessaT7-.- -EgT what necessary,
zzEz proper and thai, Is E-e5e necessary
ana proper tlaiags generally consisted IN
5--1zz5s ca thlir purse, or their privileges,
-leE rtTe tAe b-s. judges WEeher tbey
were rT1ner md ueee--arT- "'NEy, you
--zu--s..t.zl vzz5els,'- uould Uncle sam ex-
c.zIzs eu Lheze eeczsi1nz. Amt vour law
f-- h--C--er fzEher, and YOU ny lawfully
ie--el clI. lren-ezclpl tha5 last over
srezu cEb- there is SOME doubt abodt?-
lslaa't I give Eos every foot of land you
ozE- Eau r-beii8us Fascals3-answer me
-la--E15-s v5ar daddy, hey22''
Oas Eav 4hen IEe3a sam was fiourishing
away n ll-5z Ta-e, shaking his cgabsiick over
I5e b-heEs' hoals, and tickling himself
u- .le notion taaI le had CumB-fOunded
-E.zz ri-h lis logic, the eldest Of them an
zzsrll hi-a as follows; and though what be
755 z-a= pretty much the truth, think be
-5zh- z- zeI L4ve been Q little more re-
e-a-l d Uncle Sn. Bu. they were al
e--.~ rs ,se cd block and talked IKE devils
5a-azll-e Ehea thzir tongues got fairly
-=5 yoz- lawfully begoten cliIdren?''
se5z lLe EoUEE spark that's a good one,
5-la- lzs-el1 o9 yo-r 5e -s.ot-lE.sU Us ! reck-
eau- t=-ss Eou, cid gentleman. You owe
EazT a-5z- .s u; and, as for The land you
rE-az5 - z5v= u, il was al oaEs before
N- -z-ei- To voa only 10 take care Of l0I
IS, aai uEe va 10 thanks for giving i
E-z =--zn aco1rzlng 20 the cid agreement.
Merry ceme up-I wonder who's your
i-T usE--'
Esver uas mortal man 50 conf5rnded as
I1-l1 ~m a. this salEiation. At FIRST he
=lss5 slzi2- r15th his mouth wide open,
5a1E unable 70 speak a word Then lie
rrE-A=a Lis lips together with Just such a
E.t=e IS he made Ehen shutting his tin to-
ra-rs-,5ez n . EETy---T5uiled our his cheeks
Ike had lezs and relieved himself by an ex-
rios5o1 of bo5 breath that, some say, with
eT=3 "a t.ze lsaves within fifty PAGES Of him.
AL-er tlis cane a blast that ratified about
the 3 a-aavs' years Ike hail storm.
Why. vo1 ur.ratefal misbegotten VII
l-las Yea iEllps Of dizunion, disadectiOn
ard T.oalliea-y0a pretend 10 be nay dad
lle>- some q Yea who are not knee high 10
8 z-as>heE-er ,-vou pretend 10 give ace
land .-y5a pretend 70 Judge what Is Ieces-
~1Fv and r-sper, who esn't tell the differ
esoe heEEeea a Sleeps head and the head
ef G sAaeP i-yoG pretend TO make ne a
zclrVy oTl-zcer u take care Of your prop
erv- Gou Bar I'Il dcst vo1r jackets f0I
Ela--I-ll li-5il- ny IsT5e vi-h your old mus
az cszraes-I'H lzke a7Tay al your land
& @ czt voz oE with q shilling; and # there
Is lEE ~ lawyers 10 b had for love or mon
ev- El DaEe Yea hop Ike a pea on a TO-
Hes-a r5ae-I vii As my mission to
5- -= elzl ss proper OF necessary for YOU
EaEl- rsscs-s- and, consequently, 10 do
szs- - / please-