Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-05-15
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feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease to which the human frame Is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of certifcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge Of an untney
grave, after all the deceptive nOstrums Of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands ihey
have permanently secured that unfuEm eniOy
,nent of health, without which life itself is hut
n martial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infalibly proved, that il
has ,npeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
bounded. and upon which they consequently act.
Tt was to their manifest and sensible action in
our;fvino the springs and channels of life, and en-
duin9 them with renewed tone and vigOr, that
thew were indebted for their name
Unlike the host of pernicous quackerles which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CINES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Ancmony, nor
Arsenic, nor any other mlne.ai' Ia any iom
whateyer. They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent Pharmaceu-
tical chemists, are altogether unknown TO the
IGNORANT pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in 70 happily efficacious
combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various Impuri-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them;
and to remove the hardened fRces which collect
in the conyolutions of the small intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these' ana ieaVe
sucb collected masses behind to produce habitual
Costyeness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
Darrhna with its imminent dangers This fact
is weU-known to all regular anatomists who ex-
anime the human bowels after death {; and hence
the prejudice of these well-infOrmed men against
the nnack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
cTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der ; and, by this means, the liver and lungs
the healthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity Of the urinary organs lhs
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
hear. being thus purified by them, and nOurished
by food coming from clean stomach courses
treeIy through the veins, renews every part Of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallibe.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stOmachs, and creating How Of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL EMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms OF Dyspepsia, viii
vanish, as natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhoea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints ara
occasioned, and by promoting the lubncative ~
oreton of the mucous membrane.
Feyers of all kinds, by restoring the blood TO a
regular circulation, through the process of PersP-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and Egaments Of
the Joints
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnngs
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
even sIi0ht colds will occasion, and which, If not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvv, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNFS give to the blood, and all the humOrs.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex.
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions oil eruptve complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other dsagreeabIe compilations.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking mprov ement in the clearness Of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the eVEGETABLEL LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation 1t is well-knOwn to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
conpaint for upwards Of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MateriG MedieG
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured ID
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines viii be found safe, speedy, and cer-
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to return of the disease cure by these
medicines is permanent-TRY THEM, BE-
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss OF APPETITE AND
DISEASES OF FEMALEs-these medicines have been
used with the most beneficial results in eases Of
this description :-KrNG's EVIL and scROFULA' ~
its worst forms, yields to the mild yet powerful
action of these remarkable Medicines NIGHT
SwEArs NERvoUs DEBILITY, NERVOUS OOn'