Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-04-10


traordinary and immediate power Of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certfcated instances, they have even rescued
snHerers from the very verge of an untimely
crave after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have perrnanently secured that uniform enjoy
mont of health, without which life itself is but
. martial blessing. So great, ndeed' has their
efficacy invariably and intallbly Proved that 1t
has appeared scarcely less tnan mlracuious 70
those who were acquainted WIN ',e oeauu'uliy
ppo,,uded and upon which they consequently act
& vas 70 their manifest and sensible action IN
n,r;fvno the springs and channels of llfe' ana en-
5ny them with renewed tone and vigor, tna'
thew were indebted for their name. -,
Unlike The host of perncious quackenes wnlcn
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MED1;
CINES are purely and solely vegetable; aho
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mineral IN any 10TH
whatever. They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several lndan
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
tical chemists, are altogether unknown 10 tne
IGNORANT pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in so happily efhcacious
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of tbe stomach and bowels the various impun-
ties and crudties constantly settling round them;
and TO remove the hardened faces which collect
in the conyolutions of the small Intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce haoltuai
Costiyeness, with all its train of evils or sudden
Diarrhpa with its imminent dangers. Ihls 1act
is well-known to all regular anatomIsts who ex-
on,;na the human bowels after death ; and hence
the nreiudice of these well-informed men against
tbe nuack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys ana the Dlao-
der and, by this means, the hVer ana lungs
the heaIthful action of which entirely dePenos
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. Inc
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
bv food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be nfallible.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, lLL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia VIII
vanish, as natural consequence of It's cure,
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestnes with solvent process, and
oil Leave
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricative pa
sretion of the mucous membrane. :,
FeVers of all kinds, by restoring the blood 10
regular circulation through the process OF persp-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time. by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and hgaments OF
the joints
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for tbs
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms. by dislodging from the turnngs
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDl.
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, salow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations
The use of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the cearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES Asa remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
in this CITY, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards Of THIRTY FIVE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteriG Medica.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured IN
very short time, after his recovery had been pro.
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and cer-
tain remedy Other medicines leave the system
subject to return of the disease-a cure by these
medicines is permanent-TRY THEM, BE
a SATISFIED. AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints
General Debility, Loss OF APPETITE, AND
DISEASES OF FEMALEs-these medicines have been
used with the most beneficial results in cases of
this description ;-KMG's EVIL and SCRoFULA, in
its worst forms, yields to the mild yet powerful
action of these remarkable Medicines. NIsur
SwEATs, Nervous DEBILITY, NERVOUS Con-
PLANTS of all kinds, PALPITATIoN OF THE HEART,
PANTER's CoLLc, are speedily cured.
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
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