Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-02-20


traordinary and immediate power Of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
If certifcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge OF an untinefy
grave. after all the deceptive nostrums OF the day
had utterly failed and TO many .nocsanos they
nao ~ nor,nanenttv secured that uniform enjoy
n,o., df health. without which hfe itself Is but
rortaI blessing. So great, indeed, has their
asicacv invariably and nfallibly Proved that II
80 sDneared scarcely less than miraculous 70
,Iose Who were acquainted with the beautbuHy
nh;osonhical principles upon which they are COM
bounded. and upon which they consequently ac1
It was to their manifest and sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels OF lfe' ahd en-.
DUNG them with renewed tone ana Vigof' uiai
thew were indebted for their name -.
iTnIke the host of pernicious quackeres which
hoast of vepetable ingredients, the LIFE mEDl,
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable ano
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic, nor any other mineral IN any to,H'
wbateyer They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to seVeral lnolan
tribes and recently to some eminent Pharhhace'u-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown " 'ne
;qnorant pretenders to medical science ana were
combination.
THE first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various lmpur-
ties and crudities constantly settling round tnem
II 90 ranove the hardened faces which collect
IN the conyoutions of the small intestines Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, ana ieaVs
snch collected masses behind to produce hapituai
Costiyeness, with all its train OF evils, or sudden
Oiarrhpa with its imminent dangers. Ihls fact
oil andtOnStB
o,ona tbe human bowels after death !; and hence
,I,a nraiud;ce Of these well-nformed men against
The nuock medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEU1-
cTNrc is to cleanse the kidneys and the olad-
Ser. and. bv this means, the liver and lungs
the bealhfnI action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs Inc
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
baart being thus purified by them, and nOurished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
treeIy through the veins, renews every part OF
the system and triumphantly mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE.
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallble.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
kind FIatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
RrRs, HEADACHE, REsTL EssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as natural consequence OF It's cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costve within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
l. IL IQNnta ira
occasoned, and by promoting the lubncatlVe Sc
eretion of the mucous membrane.
Fevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood 10
regular circulation, through the process of PersP-
ration i'm such cases. and the thorough solution OF
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently IN three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and llgaments OF
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enng the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for ths
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms. by dslodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
ar-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, # not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases
Scurvv, Ulcers and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state Of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other dsagreeabe complexiOns.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even IN the worst
cases.
PILES. AS a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteria MedIcG.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured ID
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scOurge of the western country these
Medicines viii be found safe, speedy, and eer-
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to return of the disease-a cure by these
medicines is permanent-TRY THEM, be
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints
General Debility, Loss OF APPETITE AND
DISEASES OF FEMALEs-these medicines have been
used with the most beneficial results IN cases of
this description :-KING's EVIL and ScRoFuLA, in
it's worst forms, yields to the mild yet powerful
action of these remarkable Medicines. NIGHT
SwEATs, Nervous DEBILITY, Nervous Con-
PLANTS of all kinds, PALPITATIoN OF THE HEART,
PAINTERS CoLrC, are speedily cured.
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
Persons whose constitutions have oecoH0 IN ',
paired by the injudcious use OF MERSOn,' . @ mm
find these Medicines perfect cure, as 'nsS n.'
fail to eradicate from the system an ..v .,,a.f,I