The Plymouth pilot. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1851-1852, 1851-10-29
SQIiIBS.

| w nat metal is IL whose name indicates
fight? Iron q rum
I'll ring your nose. as the man said to
the pig that was roofing in his garden.
The portrait of the sheriff who hung
the Old oaken Bucket is great curl
osity.
a wag who was asked to buy the Bank
Note Detector. yesterday, said he would
purchase 1t If 1t would detect a bank
note in his pocket.
| Where are some men so rascally that il
is only the fear of showing them our
pockets, that prevents turning our backs
upon them.
To pay for twelve dozen of clothes
pins, and to receive only eleven dozen,
is what ore might consider being gross
ly imposed upon.
A person being asked why he had given
his daughter in marriage to man with
whom he was at enmity. answered, y
did 1t out of pure revenge
a friend at our elbow says there is
piece of road in Winchendon, Mass. so
narrow, that when two teams meet, they
both have to get over the wall before
either can pass.
Why are auctioneers he strongest
men? Because they knock dolrm the
strongest built edifice at single blow
Why is ake-shop like a druggist?
Because they 10th sell poison things.
(pies and things.)
We were never before SO bored by rel
atives, as we have been this season BY
ants. They seem determined to cozen us
out of everything eatable.
A saddler at Oxford. having forgotten
to which of his customers he had sold
saddle, desired his clerk to charge it in
the bills of all his customers, and he af-
forwards acknowledged that two and
thirty of them paid for il.
Barney kearnon was sent to the House
of Correction in Boston, the other day.
for stealing a violin. where he will be
obliged to assist in the elbow work of
hammering stone. Music hath charms
to split rock'
Cobblers are mostly all whole souled
fellows. but some Of them come TO a bad
end al last.
Blacksmiths, it is said. forge and steel
nearly every day; but we think people
speak iron ically of them.
What kind Of tea makes ones head he
lightest' Insanity.
Why is A the best letter in the alpha
bet for deaf woman? 1t makes her
hear.
Why is the sun like good Loaf Be-
cause it is light when it rises.
Mr.. Benjamin Ginning, Of Cincinnati.
has presented the poor of the city with
500. \ good B. Ginning.
The boy whc undertook to ride horse
radisii, is now practising Oh saddle of
mutton, without stirrups.
What Heather Deity does a friend
name when lie calls on us and asks us to
endorse his note? Ans. BJcchus Back
us.)
An amiable orthodox friend of ours
sa, vs. that the worst curses that infest the
country, in the summer season, are cir
cuses.
a taller in Broadway has a bill in his
window like this: Wanted, several thin
coat makers This is a fine chance for
spare tailors.
4 wag out west says that whiskey
punch would be great blessing to the
human family if there was no TO- morrow
morning.
When a steamboat gets aground in any
of the western rivers, she waits ill she
gets the fever and ague, and then shakes
herself off.
\ young poet out west, in describing
heaven, says: Its world of bliss. fem
ced in with Girls Where's the man
who wont repent now?
A distillery was recently blown up in
Cincinnati, killing fifteen persons; and
ii is believed that it killed great many
more before it blew up.
The most attentive man TO business
we ever knew, was he who once wrote
on his shop door, Gone to bury my
| wife; return in half an hour
When Muloney was cast away. he
made his mouth so water BY just thinking
of girls and straw berries, that he was en-.
| abled TO do without drinh for over two
| months.
My dear, said gentleman TO young
lady TO whom lie thought to be married
| do you intend to make fool of me?'
| No. replied the LADY, mature has saved
me the trouble.
The eccentric DIR. Byles said one day
to his servant, Go and tell Your mistress
that DR.. Byles has pu. an end to himself
The girl few up stairs with a face of hor-
ror at this dreadful news. The astonished
Il Il l. A II.