Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-01-16
TN MANY THOUSANDS

kind of disease to which the human frame IL liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS ~
of certi6eated instances, they have even rescued
snAarers from the very verge OF an untinely
crave. after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands s they
have permanently secured tnat unliorln 10TH ENJOY
n,an, ds baaltb. without which life itself is but
. na,t;a, blessing. So great, indeed, has the.r
efficacy invariably and infaibly proved tna' II
has nnpeared scarcely less than miracuious ~
,bosa who were acquainted with the DeautnunJ
nb;losonhical principles upon which they are COM
bounded, and upon which they consequently act
II was to their manifest and sensible acuon N
purifying the springs and channels Of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone anu Vigof' Ino'
thew were indebted for their name
IInGla The host of pernicious quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI;
cTNES are purely and solely vegetable ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony5 not
A~.ar;o nor any other mineral, IN any form
v,bsfeyer. They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several lnoian
tribes, and recently to some eminent Pnarmacoau-
tical chemists, are altogether unknown 70 use
ignorant pretenders to medical science ano "ero
psver before administered in 30 happily etfcac'ous
combination.
THE first operation is to loosen frem the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various ImPun-
ties and crudties constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened faces when collect
in the convolutions of the small intestnes Othet
medicines only partially cleanse these, and lenve
spch collected masses behind to produce haDltua
Costiyeness with all it's train of evils, or sudden
D;arrbna with its imminent dangers Tbs fact
is well-known to all regular anatomists who ex-
e,rine the human bowels after death ; and hence
the nreiudice of these well-infOrmed men against
The nnack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
cTNrs is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der: and. bv this means, the liver and lungs
the heaIthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. Inc
blood which takes its red color from the agency
Of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphanty mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalble.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd
kind Tafulencv. Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTL EssSEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels cOstve within two days.
Diarrhna and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubricatIve e.
eyetion of the mucous membrane.
FeVerS of all kinds, by restoring the blood 10
regular circulation through the process of PerSP-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all Intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and hgsments OF
the joints
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hencs
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnsngs
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vesses of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if moi
removed becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDl-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin. and the morbid state of which ocea-
sons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable complexOns
The use of these Pills for very short tims
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and a
striking Improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza win always De
cured by one dose, OF by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. AS remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
Recommendation. 1t is well known TO hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor Of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compant for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS; and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Msdica.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured iD
very short time, after his recovery had been pro
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these