The Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1850-1852, 1851-01-02


and short man on parade.
Tmid People, "A lover abou. ,c
pop the question, man who docs no,
like to be shot At. and a steamboat com
pany, with a cholera case on board.
D'yn, ned Nen..---A cit. in n coan.
try town. a midshipman on quarter deck
and n school committee on examination
day.
Smart Folks. The gen, that drives
the ias, horse. My youngest boy and
the fellow that took the prize for the
connundrum.
hnoril,g Chops. Those country
merchants tha, bid of those cheap gold
watches. Those chaps ,ha, give those
gilt books and .iewclry TO the gi,ls. aud
those far seeing fellows thai give US the
latest news from Washington.
.Stupii FoKs. The man who can
not sec any fun in your jokes. The
editor who respectfully declines com.
munications, and the old folks that " i'll
will not leave you alone with your lady
love.
!Sorrorfm Mn. The doctors in time
Of great sickness. The man who i
no, able to lend you any money, and
the friend that regrets that you canno,
stay longer.
G,are Psoplc. An undertaken a, Il
funeral. A deacon on sunday. and
the man who thinks the iankee Dlal,
too triiling.
Good People. The man whose re
ligious opinions are the same as yours
The man who never laughs. The youn,
lady who has horror Of novels Th,
lad who never entered n ihcater, an,
the chap who does not know the mean
ing OF irumps.
| kWd Folks. The man who make,
you presents you do not want. Th'
friend who gives you SO much good ad
vice. The lady who insists that yo'
have not made out dinner. The oil
gentleman who is starving himself +
lay up money for you. The shopkeep
er who abaies the price Of an arlcl
because it is you, and the dear mo,hc
who lets the dear children do as the
please.
Happy People. A child with n ra,
tie, a small one drumming on a tin par
A school boy on holiday. Two Low
ers walking by moonlight. A ger
imbibinga sherry cobler. A boy such
ing new cider through straw, aud tw
: country misses over an ice-cream.
Fine Fcllons. The man who adve
tises in you paper. The man who ne,
er refuses TO lend you money. and II
v fellow who Is courting your sister.
Independent Men. A wood sawye
u philosopher with no pos. at his bac
turn coat.
b. Gentee People. The young lad
I who lets her mother do the ironing f
l fear of spreading her hands. III
1 miss who wears thin shoes on raj,
l. day, and the young gentleman who
d ashamed to be seen walking with Ii
father.
d Industrious People. The young |
e dy who reads romanccs in bed. II
Ir friend WHO is always engaged wh'
- you call. and the correspondent wi
cannot find time to answer your letter
y Iniucly Feiiows The chap vi
o found n lnrter which was p,iarcc
( The man Who left his pocket book
home. An fellows in my business.
e Persecuhd People. Woman by {
n tyrant mar. Boys by their paren
Y and teaches and all poor people by .
ciety at large.
n t"hoppyPeople. All old bachelo
! / old maids AMI married people.
- ambitious Chaps. The writer W
" pays the magazines for inserting !
communications. The politician wi
'c quits his patty because he cannot Q
a. an office. The boy who expects to
N president
n. Humble Persons. The husband W
D. does his wte's churning. The "
who blacks her husbands boots, al
t. the man wio says lie thinks you
-, linn mu Ia honor
r Modest Mn. The man that bio
!" his own ,rumDet. The editor OF 81,
best newspaper in the United State,
!" and the new contributor who expo,
c, cash for lis irst attempt.
y Mean HoPe. The man who kic
tn people when tey are down. The ST.
scriber who rSglecls 10 pay for his |
ID pers, and Daddy when he refuses to
}" you have monty.
Sensible Peooie. You and L. Va
u kee Hode.