The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1851-07-10

er. Strike this topic out OF conversation, and
the mind becomes as coslive as lunatic.
"lt looks like rain, has lloated many man
into happy marriage-while casual re.
mark OIL yesterdays wind" has often prov
ed the first zephyr in the breeze OF success.
What is Fashion
Dinners at midnight and head aches In the
morning.
What is Wite
That peculiar kind oftaIk that leads to pull.
led noses and broken heads
What is Idleness2
Working yaller mountains on pink sub
soil-or blue tailed dog IN sky-colored
commissions.
What is Joy1
To count your money aud find it overlun
hundred dollars.
What is Conscience
Something tha, guilty mea feel every
time il thundcrs.
What is Knowledge?
To be away frem home when people come
TO borrow books or umbrellas.
What is Contenlmenl
To sit in the house and see other people
stuck in tho muds In other words, to be Il
little better off than our neighbors.
What is Justice?
The opinion Of Twelve drunken jurymen
What is Ambition
A desire 10 become possessed OF yellow.
Pine leg aud a hall t.soled eyebrow.
The Fam REpucED-The bella OF Troy
formerly measured eighteen inches around
the waist. BY giving the bedwrench ano-
thor turn, last week, she has got ii down to a
little over foot.
First class in theology, stand up. Who
was John the Baplisl!"
"John the Baptist was ono of The Acts OF
the Apostles, what lived on camomile, and
wen, forth into the wilderness 10 lio down on
the pillar OF salt.'
''Go to your seat, you BOBBY, aud see
how much all apple will come to.at cent
piece"
The more private the consolation, tho
more effective Miss Flighty, who married.
Bullion, the octogcnarian, says she quito for
gets her misery in the caresses of sympa
thisng companion, who presses her palpita
ting bosom against tho fourth button of his
canary colored vest Quite likely.
Dobts says one of the heaviest thing 10
lie or tho human mind, is late supper of
cold potatoes. In Ills opinion, murder
don't begin with it.
Country cousins are good deal like Cts
of the gout-thC oftener they visit you, the
longer they stay. To get rid oil either, you
must resort TO thin diet.
'Poppy, the corn's up"
"The corn up! Why only planted it
yesterday" -,-
81 know that-bul the hogs got in last
night, and give it a lii you haln't counted
on"
Scene closes with grand tableaux--in the
midst of which Poppy sezes poker and
Eushes out.
CRrpuLITy-The connecting link between
quakery and success. To DR.. Brandreth,
faith is almost as necessary as il is 10 reli-
gion. To make people swallow things,
there has nothing yet been discovered whose
efficacy can approach it.
Whether country beauty passes for city
belle, depends altogether on how well she
hides her modesty,
CntME--In Hindostan, to touch priest; in
New York, to sell fresh fish after nine o'clock
on Sunday morning.
HAppINEss--Wilh men, little more mon
ey; with women, little more Dress with
sailors, little more rum.
FoRrUNarE--A yonng lady so troubled
with opthalmia, that she very frequently
mistakes fool for philosopher
To cure fatulence, study Tom Hood.-To
brig it on again, spend all evening with an
exquisite.
Auheircss crossed in love, only knows OF
two sources of onso.ation--reigion and the
foo,man She commonly takes the latlel
Wealthy paras will please notice
Always speak thciru,h BY doing this.
your chance of broken head aud an early
maryrdom are increased wonderfully.
LOST. "a pocket book belonging 10 a poor
woman with steel clasr The findof will
please send II in,
IS
Scoldins is tho pepper Of nlatiiinopy-
hc ladies' are the pepper boxes !!