Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-06-26
IN MANY THOUSANDS

IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of certiicated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimely
grave, after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands thew
have permanently secured that uniform enioy
ment of health, without which life itself is bn,
O partial blessing So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infalIbly proved, that il
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous f.,
those who were acquainted with the beautfullv
philosophical principles upon which they are com.
pounded, and upon which they consequently act
1t was to their manifest and sensible action in
purifying the springs and channels Of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name. =.
Unlike the host of penicious quackeries which
boast of fvegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDT.
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antimony, nor
Arsenic nor any othef mineral, in any form
whatever They are entirely composed Of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
tical chemists, are altogether unknown TO the
ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered IN so happily eficacious
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen frsm the coats
or the stomach and bowels the various impuri-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened frees which collect
in the convoIutions of the small mtestlnes Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habtual
Costiveness with all its train of evils, or sudden
Diarrhpa with its imminent dangers This fact
is weIl-known to all regular anatomists who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-informed men against
the ouack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys and the bad-
der and. by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthfuI action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs Ths
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourlshed
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
ireelv through the veins, renews every part Of
the system, and trunIphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallble.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow Of
pure healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELAScHoLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish, as natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestnes with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave tbs
bowels costive within two days
Diarrhna and Cholera, by removing the
sharn acrid Auids hv which these complaints
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricativs Sc
cretion of the mucous membrane.
FeVers OF all kinds, by restoring the blood 10
regular circulation, through the process of Perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time. by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and hgamenis Of
the joints.
Dropsies Of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found i certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by. disIodgng from the turuings
Of the bowels the Shiny matter TO which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving ths
alr-NeSSelS OIL TIE iIOHl HiuCDhS WHICH
even slight colds viii occasion, and which, If not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity whicl: these LIFE MEOI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions. by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skim and the morbid state of which occn-
sons all eruptve complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compexions.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. Il is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of TnRTY-FIvE YEARS; and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteria Medica.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured IL
very short time, after his recovery had been pro.
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines viii be found safe, speedy, and GER
~, rau,adt- Ofbar Y,adiciupS leave the system