Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-01-02

ter in almost every part of the giooe Tor theireA
traordinary and immediate power OF restoring per-
feet health persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is iaple
.s-5 1eo IN MANY THOUSANDS fa9o as
eoortfeated instances, they have even rescued
.,F.rers from the very verge of an untimey 81
af,or all the deceptive nosrums of the day ga
gray y ~ e1ad and to many thousands they
,. ,i"u ,r,oantIv secured that uniform ENJOY
nave nave ls astt without which life itself is but
n'ehl , ol k,os.ng So great, indeed, has their
aaioacI, ;nwar;ably and infallbly Proved that Il
has appeared scarcely less than mraculoas
Hose who were acquainted with ll,e peau','o' i
pbiIosophieal principles upon wheh 'hey ai1
rnda6 and upon which they consequenlly"e' -
r vas to their manifest and sensible action IN
;f;nc, the springs and channels of life and en-
1nf,cr tIem with renewed tone and vIgor, thaI
thew were indebted for their name i
I Unlike the host of perncious quackeres wnle1' D
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LltE NELL NEIL;
cTNEc are purely and solely VegetaDe anu any g7
q Sanfan neit6er Mercurv, nor Antimony, nor
b Arserio nor any other mineral, In any iofHi
vbatever They are entirely composed OF e&-' o
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known 10 severn @ stos nno.@,'
tribes and recently to some eminent Pns%l sl'
r. e trial chemists are altogether unknown 70 the
;rr,,ut nratenders to medical science and were
never before administered in SO happily enlcacious
combination. ... .,5. III ~. ..ot, =.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
or.the stomach and bowels the various iniPuri-
tics and crudities constantly settling rounu ueih
and To- remove the hardened fRces which cOllecls G
in the convoutions of the small intestnes' Olilel
medicines only partially cleanse these, ana leave
sncb collected masses behind to produce haDtuai
Cost;veness. with all it's train of evils, or Sudden
T;orrbna with its imminent dangers Ihls tact
is weIl-known to all regular anatomlstS VINO wlo eA
anime the human bowels after death ana heii0e
,,,6Nr n6
the Guack medicines of the age. lhe s@Toi.r ,aE
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
CTNEc is to cleanse the kidneys ana tne Diau- .
Jar aud bv this means, the liver and iungs'
the heaItifuI action of which ehtreiy dePemus
upon the regularity of the urinary organs me
blood which takes its red color from lne agency
of The liver and lungs, before it passes INTO the
beort hain, Tins purified by them, and nOurished
bv food coming from clean stomacf' courses
freely through the veins, renews every parteoi
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek t-...t
The following are among the distressing va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TApYE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be inalllble.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating now on
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale anu acrlo 6
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, - II EAEr-s
RrpN. HrADACHE REsrLEssNEss, ILL TEMPER,
y
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish as a natural consequence OF It's cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intesnes with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent Purges leave the
bowels costive within two days. 't
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubrlcatiye Be-
cretion of the mucous membrane. .
Fevers OF all kinds by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process OF PerSpI-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution oi
all Intestinal obstruction in others. -
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known 10
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Cont in half that time. by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and hgaments OF
the Joints. O.. s..e..f- --- -, 10
nropsies of. all kinds, by freeing and strength
enino the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
DELIGHTFULLY."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found d certain remedy ior the
worst cases. Of Gravel. -t-.g, Fl
Also Worms, bv dislodging from the turninGs
of the bowels the s!inoy matter to which these
creatures adhere. .a."l- s1f
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-yesses of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, If not
removed becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases
Scurvv. Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDl-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Seorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their alternative effect upon the HUGS that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which ocea-
sions all eIuptve complaints, sallow. cloudy, and
other disagreeabe compilations. ea
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure Of Salt Rheum, and a
striking Improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even IN the worst
cases. . .-. .s-.r s.. -
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
Recommendation 1t is Unknown to handreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
conlpaint for upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteria Meiiea.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he cured iD
avery short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely inIr
possible, by any human means. r Hr+ fr .
FEVER AND AGUE. hHs
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe speedy, and ceT
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to a return of the dsease-a cure by these
medicines is permanent-TRY THEM, BE
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED. -a b.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss OF APPhTirE' AND
DISEASES OF FEMALEs-these medicines nave been
used with the most beneficial results In cases of
this description :-KNGs EVIL and ScRoFULA, IN
its worst forlns yields to the mild yet powerful
action of these remarkable Medicines NIGHT
SwEATs Nervous DEBILITY, NERVOUS Con-
PLANTS of all kinds, PALPTTATIoN OF THE Heart,
PAINTERS CoIIo, are speedily cured.
MFRCURIAL DISEASES. %
Persons whose constitutions have become MI, .n
paired by the injudicous use of MERCURf' Nln 3
find these Medicines perfect cure, as they never
fail to eradicate from the system all lhe ~
nreoua;inns m n,I of Ssrsaparila single trial viii
7, P,oP'i','i'i vi H. reach of competition, In