Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1851-03-08

UrSI reIuSed; out d1ter some Time Sne
consented, and the couple started in
carriage for the celebrated restau-
rant of Vachette, where all the Amer
leans take their meals. A cabinet
was opened, the ijnal petit souper
was ordered; and when they came to
eat it, the lady was obliged to take
off her mask. Mr.. p. discovered in
hef-who' Guess it. You give it
up2 Yes. She was his mother,
The romance was over; and he took
the jeke the best way he could. Mrs.
p. is one ofthe prettiest American la
dies in Paris; and no one, when look
ing at her-considering the freshness
of her complexion, and the beauty
of her charmss-would suppose that
she had son twenty-three years
old"
Don't you do tt.-When you arc
offered great bargain, the value of
which you know nothing about, but
which you are to get at half price,
being it's you, don't you do it.
When a clique Of warm friends
want you to start paper to forward
a particular set of views, and prom
Use you large quantity of fortune
and fame, to be gained in the under
taking, don't you do it.
When a young lady catches you
alone, lays violent eyes upon you,
expressing pop in every glance,
don't you do it.
When petulant individual polite
Iy observes to you-'You had better
eat me up, hadn't you? don't you
do it. r.
When horse kicks you, and you
feel a strong disposition to kick the
horse i'll return, don'tyou doit.
When you are shining it very ex-
peditiously round tow n, in search Of
somebody with something over, who
can assist you with a loan, and you
are suddenly anticipated by somebod
y, who wants 10 borrow from you,
don't you do it.
Should you happen 10 catch your
self whistling in a printing Office,
and the con posltors tell you to whis-
| tic louder, don't you doit.
If an odd occasion your wife
should exclaim to you-'Now tum-
BILE over the cradle and break your
neck, dol' don't you do it.
When you have any business to
transact with modern hnancier, and
he ask you to go and dine with him,
n'tyou do it.
The following shows how near an
Alabama Editor came to hearing Jen
ny Lind. Hooper is the man:
Oar Distress. We wanted 10 hear
Jenny Lind sing, In the deepest
well of our heart we crayed the ce-
lestial vocaiism. Accordingly we
started, last week, determined to do
or die We got to Cusseta--took
the train!-whizzed down to Mont
gemcry!-every thing tended TO ex-
citement!-Cow on the trackI-what
if collision destroy the train and
send us to the harmonies above, be-
fore we are prepared by Jenny to
hear them2 arrived in Montgomery
waited for a friepdl-all of a sud-
den, Our money" gin right eomt" I'm
mediately 'borried' an x and return
ed right home again to the Tribune
--whar we are prepared to do adj
vertising and receive subscriptions on
more favorable terms than beforeS
Who IS he?-"Who is he, bnt the
son of amechanic?- what can he dof
Pho, | have known him from boy.''
Such is the. feeling, if not the laEs
guage, of multitudes, as they wit.
ness the talents displayed, or the vir-
tues shown, of some obscure indiyid-
ual. Cannot man rise from the
dust, because you knew him whena a
child9 or because his father worked
at some humble but honest employ
ment! Away with such feelings,
and show a manly disposition. Look
not at the man to Judge whether he
is deserving Of censure, but look to
his works. Ifthey speak for virtue
and humanity, FOR Gods sake don't
impede his efforts or throw stumbling
blocks in his path Let him do all
the good he can. There is need Of
1T, as your conseience will decide.
Rather take him by the hand and be
a aco-worker with him, in redeemipg
the world and urging others in tho
path to wisdom and to heaven.
Will you take some catsup?' asked
a gentleman of Aunt Priscilla at a
dinner table. lse2q t3 2"F
Dear me, mol she replied with
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