Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1851-02-12
Characters Classified.

Rafe BIRDS n pinus solder; an eco.
nomcaI sailor: rich au;hor an impair.
iial critic; an inconsplabi widow n hap.
py old bachelor; an uncensnrious old maid;
u moderate reiorner; an under .sanguine
protector: a peace.makng lawyer; a
clergyman I" hn practices all he breaches
n physician who does not XIII more patients
than he cures a smoker who is not just
on the brink Of eaving off; well fed
boarder; a cheerful tailor; lean butch.
sr; a 81 ent barber; and successful gold
digger.
Unpopular Personages A IA, man in
an omnibus a tall man in crowd and
short man on parade.
Timid Penple.-A lover abou, to pop
the question; a man who does not like TO
be shot at; and a steamboat company with
Cholera case on board
Dsnited Men-A cit. in Il country
town; mld,hip,nan on quarter deck;
and school committee on examination
day
Smart Folks.-The gent. that drives
the fast horse; my youngest boy and the
fellow ina, took tie prize for the conun-
drum.
Knowing Chaps.-Thosc country mer,
chants that bid off those cheap gold watch
es; ,hose chaps that give those gl, books
and jewelry to The girls; aud those far.
see'ng f-liows ,ha, give Us the a,es, news
from Washington.
STUPID Folks-'rhe man who can no,
see any fan in y"ur Jokes The editor who
respectfully declines communications and
The old folks that viii not leave YOU alone
with your lady love.
Sorrowtui Men-The doctors in time nf
Srea, sickness; The man who is not able
to lend you any money; and the friend
that regrets that you can not stay any
longer.
Kind Folks-The man who makes you
rresen's YOU do not want The friend who
gives you so much good advice; the lady
good duner the old gentleman who is
starving himself 10 isy up money for YOU;
the shop keeper who ahales lie price of an
article becau-e 1t Is you aud The dear
mo,her " no lets the dear chilJ.en do a.
they please.
Happy People.-A child with rattle
a small one drumming on tin pan; a school.
boy on holiday; Two lovers walking b.
moonlight; gent imbibns a cherry cob
Ter; boy sucking new cider through
straw ; and two country Misses over an
ice-cream.
Fine F.Ilnws-'rhe man who rdvrrris.
es in your iaper; he man who never refused
10 lend YOU money /; and The fellow who is
coufllng your sister.
Independents Men.-A wood SAWYER;
phl 'SnI,her with n, nos, N his back and
turn coit
Gsnfee People -Thr Young lady who
!.t, her mother do The ironing for fear OF
svread.u. her hands The Miss who wears
thin shoes "n RAINY day /; and the young
gentleman ho is ashamed 10 be seen walk.
Ing with hts father.
industrious People. Tho young lady
who reads rcmances in bed; the friend ~ho
i, always engaged when you cali ; and the
correspondent who can not find time to
answer your letters.
Uniucky Felows.-'rhe man who found
quar,er which was pi,'areen the man
who left his pocket book at home all lei. |
lows in my business.
Prosecuted People. Woman BY the ,y-
rant man; buys by their parents; and |
teachers ani all poor people by society 8,
large.
Unhappy Peop'e.-A'l Old bachelor, old
maids and married people.
Ambitious Chaps.-The writer who
pays the magazines for his communica.
lions; the politician who leaves his parry
because he can not get an Office The bov
who expects TO be President.
Humble Persons-The husband who
does his wile's churning; the wife who
blacks her husbands boots md the man
y ho thinks you do him much honor.
Modest Men the man ina, blow. h.
own trumpe, the editor Of The best news.
paper in the Un.led S,ates;" ana The new
contributor who expects cash for his fis.
attempt.
Mean People.-The man who kick.
people when they are down; lhe su 5,cr;.
Ter who neslects 10 pay for his paper and
daddy when he refuses to lie, on have mo. ,
hey.
. Sensible People.-Yoo and I.-,,Yankee
Blade.