Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-05-08
IN MANY THOUSANDS

feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of ceriifcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge Of an untimely
grave, after all the deceptive nOstrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands thew
have permanently secured that uniform enjoy
ment of health, without which life itself is but
q martial blessing So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infallibly proved, that il
Los ,nneared scarcely less than miraculous IN
,hoss who were acquainted with the beautifully
pb;losophical principles upon which they are COM
p,onnded and upon which they consequently act
r. was 70 their manifest and sensible action in
nrr;rr;no the springs and channels Of life, and en-
dining them with renewed tone and yigOr, that
thew were indebted for their name
Unlike the host of pernciOus quackeres which
boast Of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mlnerai' h any IOrm
whatever. They are entirely composer OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
Of which. though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
tcal chemists, are altogether unknown to the
Ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in so happily etcaciOus
q combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of tho stomach and bowels the various mpuri-
ties and crudites constantly settling round them;
and to remove the hardened frees which collect
in the convolutions of the small intestnes- other
medicines only partially cleanse these, ana leave
such collected masses behind to produce haDltual
Costiveness, with all its train OF evils, OF sudden
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers This fact
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anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these weII-informed men against
the ouack medicines Of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTNES is TO cleanse the kidneys ana the dad
der: and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthfnl action Of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood. which takes its red color from the agency
Of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourIshed
by food coming from clean stomach courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrld
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEARr-
BURN HEADACHE, REsrLEssSEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the nestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent Purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the ubrcative Sc
ereton of the mucous membrane.
FeVerS of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of PersPi-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution Of
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time. by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and ligaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by disIodging from the turnings
Of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDl-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humOrs.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions. by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which Occa
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use Of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire cure Of Salt Rheum, and
striking mprov ement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. AS remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well-knOwn to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of TInRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteriG MedIea
He however at length tried the Medicine winch
is now offered to the public, and he was cured IN
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nOunced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.