Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1851-03-11
A Honey Moon Incident.

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man of forty-five, was married some
time ago to Mrs. Sarah Garyin, of
thirty, ''and apwards..'' The young
couple were. very comfortably situa-
ted snug house, nice furniture, hand
some income, (Mr. B, being a SEN
lior mercantile clerk, with a good sal
ary.) Two weeks of rapture passed
behold Mr., and Mrs. Baker seated
side by side on a sofa in the parlor
arranging their plans for the future.
The expected responsibilities happen
ed to be the leading topic.
Mrs. Baker hoped the first may be
a boy. Dear littlerfellowl l seem
to see him now tumbling about the
carpet and kicking up his little limo
cent heels like blessed lambkin!
He shall have your name, my dear
Felix!-it sounds so beautiful and
romantic, .
Thank you my love. I wish to
have him named Felix" responded
her husband; ''very glad to hear that
we agree in every thing, III teach
him some amusing tricks, see if !
don't. I'll make man of him be-
fore he's SIX years old, Won't ! my
DEAR 4
ITO be sure you will, darling, He
shall learn to read and frite before be
leaves off his petticoats. | know
he'll be precious "a
That lie will; and de shall learn
to smokea cigar as soon as he is
weaned. 1t looks so manly to see
a little t6ddling fellow pulling away
at real Havana. All promising
boys learn to smoke early. Ismok-
Jed in my second year
I'D rather he would not smoke
my dear; its very nasty practice. I
"a nasty practice, my love! How
can that bel smoke, you know"
Eyes, l know you do, Mr.. Baker,
and it is the only imperfection in
your character, = 9
! 4 consider it one f the most
gracefh l accomplishments. madam:
and i We resolved that every son d
mine Shall learn to smoke the first
thinglf
And I've resolredathat no sor
ofimine shall smoke at ALL .
(JNM Ere7tenem) I'm very
glad that You mentioned it, then fol
it is right that we should come to al
understanding on the aubject. II
let You know that | am master il
my own house.
II Il let You know Cat You arc
not a1ly master, You ugly old tyrant.'
Say such another word, YOU sau.
cy Jade, and III turf you out d
doorS!'
9 Touch me if you dare you COW.
ardly old villain. Help. murder.l'
Mrs. B. falls into violent Mysteries
Servants rushed in, house maid, sup
posing that Mrs. B. is asassinated by
her husband, flies to the front door,
and repeats the cry of murder
Cir eat crowd collected.a Mr.. Bakql
take in charge by deputy mar
sha Of the police. Explanation al
the Mayors office. Me- B. is bount
oyer to be Of good beh$Ni toward:
Mrs. g.; which will insure a quiet
: house for the balance ds the honey
loon. And here was rather bad
matrimonial fracas, all aaout smoke,
a Bqre PqtrIm9ay- A young
man Of Nuremburg, wh@ had no for
tune, requested a lawyer, a friend o.
Ills, to recommend him ito d family
where he was a daily -isitor, and
where there was a handsome daugh.
ter, who vas to have l$fge fortune
Ifhe lawyer said he did not exactly
I now, but he would inq'are.
II The next time he SAT- his young
{ Fiend, he asked him if he had any
II property at all.
! No. replied he. i
! well, said the lawyer, would you
suffer any one to cut off your nose,
IF he would give you twenty thou
sand dollars fer itl' i
(What an ideaD. Is
Not for the world
II is WE'LL replied the lawyer, 4
had q reason for asking
4 Til next time he saw the girls
father, he said:
II have inquired about the young
mans circumstances. he had, in
deed, no ready money, but he has a
jewell for which, to my Knowledge, he
has been offered and refused twenty
thousand dollars.
This induced the DID father to CON
sent to the marriag &c, which aceor-
dinghy took place; though it is said