Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-01-30
IN MANY THOUSANDS


feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of csrti6cated instances, they have even rescued
r,fFerers from the very verge of an untimely
crave after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
ua- ,,.nantlv secured that uniform enjoy
na ', r. health, without which life itself is but
a.,;al MESSING. So great, indeed, has their
aeioao,, invariably and infallbly proved, that It
Ias .nraored scarcely less than miraculous to
,hoss who were acquainted with the beautifully
nb;losophical principles upon which they are COM
bounded, and upon which they consequently act.
II was to their manifest and sensible acuon !"
ourifving the springs and channels OF iife' ana en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and Vlgor' 'ho'
thew were indebted for their name
Unlike the host Of pernciOus quackeries when
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl:
CTNES are purely and solely vegetaolei ana
contain neither Mercury, nor AnClmony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mineral IN any 10TH
whatever. They are entirely composed OF OK.
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several lnoian
tribes. and recently to some eminent Pharmaceu-
,;caI chemists. are altogether unknown TO the
;rnorant nretenders to medical science and were
raver before administered in SO happily efflcaclous
combination. 60
The first operation is to loosen frsm the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various lnlPun-
ties and crudities constantly settling round theh
and To remove the hardened faces which coiec1
n the convoIutions of the small intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and Leave
gucb collected masses behind to produce habltual
Costiveness with all its train of evils or sudden
D;arrhpa with it's imminent dangers. IhIs fact
is well-known to all regular anatomlsts VINO eA-
anime the human bowels after death ana hence
the prejudice of these wel-nformed men against
the ouack medicines of the age Inc second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the DAD
der and. by this means, the liver and lungs
The bealthfnI action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs Inc
blood. which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes INTO inc
heart being thus purified by them, ana nourisheo
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely Through the veins, renews every part of
the svstem and triumphantly mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallible. -.......E
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow Of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsrLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPEK,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence; all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricative -
eretiOn of the mucous membrane.
kevers OF all xmas, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and Ggaments OF
the joints. ..
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
eninp the kidnevs and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion. and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores. by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skim and the morbid state of which occa-
sons all eruptive complaints, salow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations. ~ r.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRrY-FIvE YEARS; and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MateriG Msdiea.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after bis recovery had been pro.
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible. by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found a safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to return Of the disease-a cure by these
medicines is permanent--TRY THEM, Be
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED. .-s.,
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss OF ArrETrrE' AND
DISEASES OF FEMALEs-these mediclnes nave been
used with the most beneficial results IN cases Of
this description :-KING's EvIL and ScRoFuLA, IN
it's worst forms, Yields to the mild yet powerful
action of these remarkable Medicines. NIdHr
SwEArs, NERvous DEBILITY, NERvoUs Con-
PLANTS of all kinds, PALrrrATIoE OF TUE HEART,
PANrER's COIIc, are speedily cured
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
Persons whose constitutions have become lnl, M,
paired by the injudicious use of MERcUkf' wu'
find these Medicines perfect cure, as lnex nsvef s
fail to eradicate from the system all tne :,
Mercury infinitely sooner than the mos pGwern1 ;m
prenarations of Sarsaparilla SINGLE tnai w.n