Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-04-17
IN MANY THOUSANDS

kind of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
oe ecerti6cated instances, they have even rescued
.,ferers from the very verge of untimey
crave after all the deceptive nOstrums of the dav
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
- normanently secured that uniform enjoy
"a'e r. haaltb. without which life itself is but
.'en. .t;a, blessing. So great, indeed, has their
aeioao1, invariably and mfalibly proved, that 1t
- anne,red scarcely less than miraculous 10
- rbo, were acquainted with the 0eautiuhy
nh;losonb;cal principles upon which they are COM
ppn,,rdod and upon which they consequently act
r, - their manifest and sensible action IN
.;c;,,,r the snrinps and channels of life, ana en-
duing them with renewed tone and Vlgof' 'nat
thew were indebted for their name. III
Unlike the host Of perniclOus qlackeres wn,cri
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEO133
CTNES are purely and solely VegetaDe, al,a
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nU,
Arsenic, nor any other mlheEal' II ~ of av-
whatever They entirely composed OF eA-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
Of which. though long known to several Indian
tribes and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
tical chemists are altogether unknown 70 the
;onorant nretenders to medical science; and were
never befnre administered in 80 happily efhcacous
combination. o.,
The first operation is to loosen lr@il 'i,e 0o".'
of the stomach and bowels the various il,Puii-
ties and crudities constantly setting rouhu t"Tih
and to remove the hardened faces which collect
in the convolutions of the small mtestmes. Other
medicines ONLY partially cleanse these, and leave
oucb collected masses behind to produce habltual
Costiveness with all its train of evils, or sudden
Darrbpa with its immnent dangers. This tact
;s well-known to all regular anatomlsts VINO eA-
anime the human bowels after death ana hence
the nra;,dice of these well-nfOrmed men against
the ouack medicines of the age Inc SECOND
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys ana tile Oidu-
der; and, by this means, the hVer ana lungs
tho baaItbfHI action of which entirely depends
mon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood. which takes its red color from the agency
Of the liver and lungs, before it passes INTO the
heart beinc thus purified by them, and nourlshed
bv food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and trumphantly mounts the BAN
ner Of health in the blooming cheek:
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalble.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulencv. Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
RuRN. UEADACHE. REsTLEssNEss, lLL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as a natural consequence of It's cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costve within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubrcatiVe se-
0reton of the mucous membrane. :,
Eavers of all kinds, by restoring the blood 10
REGULAR circulation, through the process of Perspl-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all Intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure rheumatism permanently IN three weeks,
and Cont in half that time. by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and Hgaments OF
the Joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enino the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms. by disodging from the turnlngs
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-yesses of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds win occasion, and which, if not
removed becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scuryv, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDl-
CTNES give to the blood. and all the huInors.
ScOrbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex.
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin. and the morbid state of which occa'
sions all eruptive complaints, sailow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
Tho rOe Of those Pills for very short time
will effect an entire of Salt Rheum, and q
striking improvement in the clearness OF the skin
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, on by two even IN the worst
cases.
puFc As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor OF these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of TIIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MateriG Medicd
He however at length tried the Medicine whict
is now offered to the public, and he was cured IL
avery short time, after his recovery had been pro
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely nm
possible, by any human means
FEVER AND AGUE.
For tllS scOuuge Oh TIC WeelSih Couiiu! I"o9'
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and Ger
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject TO a return of the dsease-a cure by thes,
medicines is pernanent-TRY THEM, BIZ
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints
General Debility, Loss OF ArPETITE' AM
DISEASES OF FEMALEs-these medicines have beef
used with the most beneficial results in cases o
this description ;-KNG's Evil and ScRoFULA, il
its worst forms, yields TO the mild yet powerful
action of these remarkable Medicines. NIGH
SwEArs, Nervous DEBILITY, NERVOUS Con-
PLANTS of all kinds, PALPITATIoN OF THE HEART
PAINTER's CoLIc, are speedily cured.
MERCURIAL DISEASES: S.. nm
Persons whose constitutions nave oeS on.' In
paired by the inudcious use OF MEsSoT1, sSor w
find these Medicines perfect cure, aS 'e4 ~ r
fail to eradicate from the system all 'ie ~