Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1850-1854, 1851-01-24

Last Friday, gentleman from Maryland ac-
companied by Marshal, visited Gainesville, Pa,
in search of fugitive slave. They found the
negro, but there was large number of fugitive
slaves and free negroes, in the house, who took
axes and fire arms and drove the officer from the
premises, not, however, before several Of the
"cullerd pussons" were wounded.
Why is benevolent man like cart horse?-
because he always stops at the sound OF "wo.'
Turnips of small size have double the nutri-
tious matter that large ones have.
Some sensible chap says truly, that person
who tries to raise himself by scandalizing others
might lust as well set down OH a wheel-barrew
and try to wheel himself
The Picayune says that no city in the Union
is so healthy as New Orleans.
Ruta Baga is the only root that increases in
nutricous qualities as it increases in size.
In feeding with corn, fifty pounds ground goes
as far as one hundred pounds in the kernel.
Corn meal should never be ground very fine,
it Injuries the richness oft.
SCENE "A country grocer's shop.-Boy please
sir, TO tell'me the time of the day
Grocer-Twelve o'clock
Exit boy, who returns in few seconds, and
again inquiries the time of the day.
Grocer-Did | not just tell you that it was
twelve o clock
Boy--Yes sir, but that was for another wo-
man, and this is for my mother.
"Hallo, Benz
"Hao back again What you want7"
"Hows yer folks this mornin %
"I'm pretty wel-mother's smart's usual
Jim and Toms HICKMAN father died last
night"
"Your father died!"
"Yes-he kicked the bucket bout II o'clock,
an TIE got his aoatch.''
There is 4 man in Indiana so thin, that when
the Sheriff is after him he craws into his rifle and
watches his adversary through the touch hole
When s:rl refuses your arm, Just ask her
how she would ike Your hand 1t is ten to one
she nibbles the first time you throw out Tho
critters have a great man. ways of coming
round fellow, and this is one ri them.
Mr.. Wesley, in letter to one Of his preach
ers, says--"Scream no more at the peril OF your
soul. God warns you by me, whom he las set
over you. Speak as earnest as you can, but 10
not scream. Speak with all your heart bnt with
u moderate voice"
Why is man pulling up his shirt collar like
Haman? Because heis after Mordecei.-[ more
dckey.
The editor that never lied, has turned his at
tention to raising Pheenixos. He is cousin 10 the
young man that hollercd watch the other night
because a girl met him in the streets, and put
her arms around him.
INTERESTING TO DoUGHrAcEs--Five of the
H. [ -.
to Mr. Clay all the flour that he will need for the
balance of his life at Ashland. They have made
the first shpnent-fye barrels each Times
An Irish emigrant now on the way from Cork
to New Orleans, has among his baggage, seven
ty-two game cocks and fifty hens.
A vat containing $1,000 worth of porter burst,
the other day, in Beamish's brewery, Cork, and
washed away some buildings.
One Of the first musical instrument makers in
Ireland is Thomss Mcmahon, a lunatic inmate
OF the Armagh Asylum.
Mazzn was lutelyin Paris disguised as a suil-
or, and held conferences with several Of the dem
oC?atic movers.
Mr.. Vcor Hugo hns just undergone an ope-
ration of the throat for the removal Of an enlarg-
cd tonsil which has long prevented him from
taking part in public debates.
The Pope has withdrawn from the Americans
in Rome the right TO worship in the Protestant
form within the walls of the city.
Rev. JAMES De PUI, recent Rector of the
Episcopal Church in this village, has accepted an
invitation to take charge of church in Ra-
cine.-Ib.
The Population of Wisconsin is 1000 more
than that of Vermont the former is 900 and
the latter 303 1000.