Baton-Rouge gazette. [volume] (Baton-Rouge, La.) 1819-1856, 1851-01-25
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| Htt1f Uif7s-A~sA ploas soldier. Hi Hsdtis
| iidtnieal sailor, d figl author, al impartial
critic, aii ineoijsonljIe #idGw, n ilaDpy DID
bachelor, iineensoridns Old inaid, 4 nhdera
ae feformef, aft under saiigtiihe Protector,
Il peaca making lawyer dItrgymaD Wild
practiess HlI he treadlss, d pigaieati Wild
does not kill mots patieiits than he cttfea,
u smoker who is tiot on the l,rihk Of leaviIia
of, well.ieh ltoafder, cheerful tailor. Il
leAn butcher, silent barber, und d sites
cessfil gold digger,
UAp1p0lAr Tetsasages.-aA fit nah III
MI omnibus, n tall mau IN Il crowd atid
short mali on ptrade.
1t1tM reopie "A lover abott TO tot,
the Question, and II tnan who dots not like
| to be slot at aud steamboat eolntahy
with a cholera case on board,
Smart Jdkhs.--4,The gent that drives the
fast horse. Ny youngest boy, nnd the fel.
low Tint took the prize for the coultndtutn.
StupW /1lhs.---Thc mill who cailnot
| see any tuu IN your jokes. The editor Wlld
respectfully declines communication andlle
old folks tint will not leiiye you alone with
your lady love.
SoyyomfM /Rhs.-a1'ho doctors Id time Of
great sickness. The man who Ia not alI5
TO lend you any money, hnd The friend that
regrets tlist you callnot stay longer
G1ape peopie.---An undertaken nj fins
erbl, a deacon on Sunday, aud the nan who
thinks the Yankee BIndc too triHng,
Gooa peDpiei-@T'he man whose religious
opinions are tho same M yours, The mda
who never latigls The young lady who
has n horror Of novels. The lad d1vIo never
entered tlleater, md the lad who does not
kEow the meaniug Of trumps.
Kind/olks,--TIle man who makes you
presents yon do hot want. The friend
who gives yon SO much good advice. The
lady that Insist you have not mado out Il
dinner. The old gentleman who il 4tarve.
ing hitnself to ay up money for yot, The
shopkeepcr who abates the price Of an ar.
tce just because it u you, aud the mother
who lets The dear chdern doas they peuso
HappY Y/olhs.-Ac child with II rattle, d
small drumming OH q tin pan. A school
boy on y holiday. Two lovers walking by
moonlight A gentimbibing sherry cob.
Ter. A boy sucking new cider through d
straw, aud two country misses over an ice4
| cream.
Genteck Peoplc--The yoltug lady who
lets her mother do the ironing for fear Of
spreading her hands. The Mrs who wears
thin shoes on rainy day, md the young
gentleman who " ashamed to be seen walA
ing with his father.
Iuoustrious Peopke--The young lady who
reads romance in bed. The friend who IL
always engaged when You call, and the corr
respondent who cannot find time to answer
your letters.
Uulucl:y Fello,rs.-- The chap who
found quarter which was piatareen the
man that left his pocket book at home.
All fellows in r'y business.
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i PersccNted Pcople.--Woman by that
tyront man. Boys by their parents and
teachers, and poor people by society as
large.
Up,tappy pe1ple.--All old bachelors, old
maids, married people.
Ambtious Chap.--The writer who pay
the Magazines for inserting his communic.
alton The politician who quits bis party
because he cannot get an office. The boy
| who expects 10 be President.
1lo1leN Mea THE man that blows
his own trumpet. The editor OF '.the best
new sraper iii tIle United States" and the
new contributor who expects cash Tor his
fret attempt.
HumJlc Persons. husband who
does his wifes churning. The wife who
| blacks her husbands boots, and the man
who says that he thinks you do him too
much honor.
Mean People.-The man who kicks peo
pie when they are down. The subscriber
| who neglects TO pay for bis paper, andDad-
dywhcfi he refused 10 let you have money.
'Sensi5le People.--You and l. Kan1cc
Blakle.