Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-05-01
IN MANY THOUSANDS

feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certiicated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimely
grave. after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured tnat UNIFORM ENJOY
n, na r. beal,b without which life itself is but
nar.;al blessing. So great, indeed, has their
seicacv invariably and infalfbly proved that 1t
has anneared scarcely less than miraculous 10
those who were acquainted with the Deau'huly
nbiIosopbical principles upon which they are COM
bounded. and upon which they consequently act
Tt WAS 10 their manifest and sensible action In
purifying the springs and channels of lfe' ana en-
du;ng them with renewed tone and Vlgor, lnaI
thew were indebted for their naIne =,
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeres Wnlcn
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl;,
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable; ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony,. nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral, IN any 1orh
whatever. They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to seVerai lnoian
tribes and recently to some eminent Pharmaceu-
tical chemists, are altogether unknown 10 inc
ipnorant pretenders to medical science and were
q combination.
The first operation is to loosen frem the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various Impurl-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened fRces which collect
in the convoutions of the small intestInes Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habituai
Costiyeness, with all its train OF evils, or sudden
Diarrhea with its imminent dangers lhls iact
;s weII-known to all regular anatOmists who ex-
anime the human bowels after death; and hence
the prejudice of these well-informed men against
the ouack medicines of the age. Inc second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE mEDl-
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys ana lne Didu-
der !: and, by this means, the lVer ana lungs
the healthfnl action of which entirely depends
nnon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes INTO the
heart. being thus purified by them, and nourished
bv food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system and triumphantly mounts the pan
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating now OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL EMPER'
ANXIETY, LANGUOR, and MELANCHOLY, winch
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costve within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubncatIVe Sc
eretion of the mucous membrane
Fevers of all KINDS, by restoring the blood TO
regular circulation through the process of PersPi-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution OF
all Intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known 10
cure Rheumatism permanently IN three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and Igaments oil
the Joints.
nronsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enino the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy ior the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms. bv dislodging from the turnngs
Of the bowels the slimy matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-yessels of the lungs from the mucous whlch
even slight colds will occasion, and which, II not
removed. becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful Diseases
Scurvv. Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MED1-
CTNFS give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
inns by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed The skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking Improvement in the clearness of the SKIN
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even III The Wors'
cases.
PILES Asa remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the eVEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
Recommendations II is well-known to hundreds
in this CITY, that the former proprietor OF these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with TIN:
compaint for upwards Of TiIIRTY-FIvE YEARS anC
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteriG MedlcG
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured II
a very short time, after his recovery had been pro
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely nm
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country thes
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and Ger
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the systeI
subject to return of the dsease-a cure by thes
medicines is permanent-TRY THEM, 81
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints,
General Debility, Loss OF ArrkTIrk' AN
DISEASES OF FEMALEs2these medicines have bee
used with the most beneficial results IN cases
this description :-KINGs EVIL and SCRoFuLA,
it's worst forms, yields to the mild yet powerf'
action of these remarkable Medicines. NIGH
SwEArs, Nervous DEBILITY, NERVOUS Coz
PLANTS of all kinds, PALPrTATIoN OF THE HEAR
PANTER's CoLIc, are speedily cured.
MERCURIAL DISEASES. I'M
Persons whose constitutions have ,a~ OeuUm' vii;
paired by the injudcious use OF MksSUn,' wa, ""
find these Medicines perfect cure, as 'neE nv =
fail tn eradicate from the system all '''o