The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1851-06-18
Flyabout Bulge.


'Qui nliud oceultat ammo ct aliud loquur."
LATIN VERSION.
A man. who thinks one thing aud speaks another
EsGLrsH VERSION.
" Kish 90 !-Kish 90 Well, poor folks
have a right 10 sreeze calculated Mr.. Fly
about Bulge, rs he walked one winters
morning and found The sun starirg brightly
in his face. "Yrs, poor lolks--kish-Oo kiSh-
90 hare a right to sneeze." But. as we
have a rare chance, while Mr.. Bulge lies
there winking and blinking with his bedaz-
zled ewes, let US take his portrait He seems,
now, an extended personifcaticn Of oiium
sine digni'ate." But, really, he is no unm-
portant parsonage; and the author OF our
Greek motto which we have given, ,periorce.
in linear perspective, by progressive series
of second sights, may have caught glimpse
Of this sei-same parsonage and depicted his
character by few artistic strokes Of the
pen. Or, it is, perhaps, not impossible that
precisely such men as Mr.. Bulge have lived
before his day-yes, even so far back as our
Greek Heather.
Foolish reader Your most foolish writer
believes he could write volume upon noses.
He has just scratched The profile Of Bulge
upon the margin of lis manuscript And
he never before realized how much ones
looks depend upon the nasal organ. But.
that of our hero was peculiar oh |! thai he
could shape il 10 you in words He will rv
There was the Indication OF rcdoubird
doggednrss, where ii WAS inserted between
his eyebrows. Al that point, it was swoler
10 ivice the thickness Of the tip. crowdn,
his eyes out Of their proper position, and fix
ing their Orbits in the two opposite sides o
hi head. They resembled two fighting hoys
held at arms length by some strapping peace
maker, and aging by their looks, " WEel
shall we ttro meet again ?" And, then
when he shot them apart, they looked for al
the world, like two stage eian,erns--while, a
bove them, jntied out the coachman's seal
in the form OF his percepive faculties. Blu
then, the shape of his nose Reader, di
you ever see parobola ? No? Wei
trust you never may. never saw bu III
representation of one, and that WAS far fruI
like Budge's nose. You hare seen an h,
perbole? All now have it-concsel,
Swolen-curved-ex extendcd-inierfering
Swollen at the root. 2. Curved ntermed
aiely. s. Extended throughout. And,
nally. interfering with his chin - Do yc
1 see it?
: But what do care how he looked
r Give me bis thoughts" Did hear that
5 A very superficial parsonage, surely n
. care how man looks Not lady, +
y sure. But, if you are, beg to differ wi
e you. Physiognoniists maintain thai chara
n teiistirs deve'ope themselves in the hum
n FEATURES, and have correspondenci-s in Il
~ human form. Now. it 90 on at lcngl
l. and give you what purport to be the cogi.
lions Of our hero-for at the last. being
ID shoemaker, he will prove to be one- wilho
20 describing his person, how can you jud
10 whether it be likely he ever had ihem Y
might go so far as to deny the reality of
exis,ence--selling him down as a nonpnti
Really, must save you from homicide.-E
he can't afford the space for a discussion.
Iv would not be unmannerly, but must ha
~ my own way.
,0, 70 To resume.-Budge's lips were puckei
into his mouth, as though he were in
r. habit of tucking his victuals up, after Il
-, had been safely entered. This phenomen
in however, is said 10 have been occasoned
uI hard breathing in his sleep. Ills chin. as
i, ready limited, was equi- ojccl,e in lis T
in pensiiies with his nose. Save. the forr
;" would do to hang things on. aud the latte
m. hang things of. Between the two, one mi
ng be reminded Of the entrance of some q
he cave-e g, Mammouh cave in Keniuc
Ter AN internal survey might have disclo
beautiful stalac.iles, pendant from the c