The Minnesota pioneer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn. Territory) 1849-1855, 1851-07-03

SCENE ~ COUNTRY CoUkr-The Trib-
une has the following:
A friend of ours yesterday was called TO give
evidence in a court held by justice of The peace
in an adjoining county. r Accustomed 10 the stad
propriety Of the higher courts, our readers can.
Judge bis as'onishnient at hearing one Of the law
yers talk to the Justice after this fashion: .'Pease
your Honor, did no. Intend To become excited
IN TINS case, but you are so Internal stupia that
ell efforts TO control my temper valling.''
An incident similar TO this occurred in one of
the southeastern counties Of New York. During
trial before certain 'sieather-heatied'' Justice
of the peace, one Of the lawyers became some
what excited at the magistrates stupidity or want
Of comprehension, and said some sharp things;
for contempt. "Commi; and be DID, said The
lawyer; "you can't do it--you doaf kRo1r hop
TO make out q commifmeat."
Prentice, Of the Louisville Journal, acknowl-
edges complimentary notice in AN exchange, in
the following style: eve scarcely know, dear
sir, how to thank YOU sufficiently. We ~ sb you
the Of the President Of the United States,
and we were your father ara si1
Mosr AMUSING ScENE--A few weeks
since, while court was sitting at Paris, in Lamar
county, Texas, aus. while the tavern Of Mr.
Tucker was filled with lawyers, litisants. witness
ses, Sc, robbery was committed upon the
premises, attended with most ludicrous circun-
STANCES. Dit. Tucker and his numerous guests
retired TO their beds at the usual bolr, and after
night Of profound and undisturbed slumber
awoke, every mothers son of thein coat.ess and
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES daring thief had entered
their sleeping apartments, and had distracted and
carned off every rag Of clothing belonging to eve
W ssui in The house. The Ronhanrl Advertiser
intima.es that when the fact was known, and the
undp "A spff uiJ .fe Of
the most Iudicrously interesting nature, were Of
fered by the garmentless dodgers, the sufferers
themselves laughing loEg and heartily at the ridic-
ulousfgures each other cut while shy ing and dpdg-
ing about in search Of their mis- sing clothing. 1t
was not long, however, befare the missing gar
nents were found stacked in a pnbIic square,
whittier the burglars had carried them; and now
came the serious feature Of the business--eyery
peckethad been rumma ged, every red cent taken;
all were empty Several emigrants Had lost all
their money, and the lawyers attending the court
were reduced to par with the clients who had
the day before lined their pockets for them. Some
four hundred and odd dollars was the net profit of
that particular nights work 10 the senterprizing
protector, who got entirely OFF uudeteeted.
Matthew ST. Clair Clarke's last story is repeat
ed as an admirable illustration Of the probable
result Of secession movements 1T runs as fol-
lows "Mama. i wont eat my hreakfast."
[Exit boy, pouting. AMI returns. 'My child
won't you eat your breakfast ~ "No, L wont."
TEXT boy, but returns hungry, and finds the
breakfast about TO be removed. "Mama Why
dou't. you whip HneTand make me, eat my break
fast :''--[Boston Post. III = - ..,,s .,g,-o
Pooh WEAK WoMAN.-Miss Susan Npper,
who lives in small tenement, a lone woman ,
qaite clustered, the other morning by an
early visit from 4 bachelor neighbor. = assE
"What did you come here after 20 said Miss
NipPPfrri; ...s.s 9. l,sa., {; a's.w
''Matches. That's likely stoEy. WHY dap 7,
you make a'mateh! know wha, you csne hsye
for" cried the exasperaiad old virgin "a che
lacked the, bachelor into corner. ''You come
here 10 hug aud kiss me almost 10 death! But you
asbas 't--wnhort yoa're the strongest, asa die
lord ksers you cre!'' s,f'asS . saaaisfa ~
sscA new revolver shin has been Produced in Eu-
rope, that, BY turning round iitie 10 the tight or
left is made 10 display In succession, The faIlew
isS round Of fron:s,y viz: H. "A eoiored front, pour
ig mafinss. 2 A plain front, paaf Ia promeaade.
3. A dress front, pour Popera or la bal. a. a
deskah,ie front, pom, Ia INIT thss, adni5ably
combining four sbuts IN one. SipsGarly adapted
- s'sSess sis1sisS' - Gias asi,ia, s,s Ass5
Jenny Lind and Barnusn, nobody doubts, have
separated upon perfectly friendly terms Jenny,
we see il stated, has written Barnum letter,
which Is entirely amicable and business fises-
IN. Y. Express. a'es's "a saysl9 w +
s.well,-' said adj CID lady. entstis, one Of the
s'apothecary shops in Bangor, Me, we have now
+, opened real genuine temperance tavern il our
place, and we shall Be good customers, EOS we
expect TO ssR an atyai ssght Of ditiers..' = fas
The Oldest person returned BY the census ,ak.r.
in the United states ~ Suksy Wsishf, a colorcd
. woman. III the civ Of Baltimore She 80 f2O
syeasss Of age, and he Assistant Marshall sa,s
shsse j. doaks Of ;ae fset- AT the sine az d.
: Kevoiation in ls75, she had a child Is y;zirso
sge. q svsf = "a sss 4 . -. - sdlasn'
Il is stated that the French governnens-is A.
: bout Ia bring claim Of $4,000, 900, Tor, Goods
een6scaied ~ San Francisco, by Col Collier FOR
no1lcotnpIiance with the Revenue laws.
Logan county. Ohio, has not single family
destitute Of Bible,