Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1850-1854, 1851-06-06
Extreme Unction of a horse Jockey.

Extreme UnctiOn of n horse Jockey.
\ noted horse jockey in Connecticut. who had
by has profound knowledge of horseclory. and
various sciences adjacent thereto accumulated
a considerable property, was a great hypochon-
drlac, and exaggerated every slight disorder that
attacked him into dangerous disease. Soma of
his neighbors were uncharitable enough TO as
Sert that his conscience made him ivemhle at the
slightest menace of death. 1t is certain that
whenever he was laid upon his bed with sick
ness he began siraightway to talk of his approach
ing dissolution, and bore his friends and neigh
Oors with qnernlous complaints. Oace when
sick an old confederate, who had travelled with
hlm and aided him in despong the Egyptians
/ IN every county of the state called to see him.
/ ms irend comprehendcd the ma ure Of his COM
plant at once, aal requested the family 10 allow
| MN 10 manage matters in his own way tor 4 day
or two. lie changed the tactics which Others
had previously employed, and instead of prophr-
sying smooth things, he out Ilerod,d Herol in
crnaklng over his maladics, and soon pronounced
him dying man. From time to time he drop
ped in. and SO worked upon his feelings that lie
brought the disease To Il crisis
lie called upon him the second dav about
noon, and taking his friends wrist between his
fingers he shook his head mougntully, and with
tear in his eye murmurtl-
Poor fellow it will soon be over
This is hard, Sam said the sick professor Of
hoFseology, and lie groaned in bitterness of spur
1t.
Hard enough said Sam. Just as Won have
got this nice farm paid for Your boysIl raise
the devil with 1t when you're gone
OA-oa!
What Is the matter
'Oa, such pain shot through met
1ioin't 1 i
you want to say-preity soon! That last horse
you sold for a colt as old rs man. YOU
know.
-, no, SAM sc nothing to say; shat is, I've
50 uncn 70 say that F" 5 no use 10 try Sam"
w nat
Cant you-Can't you pray for nc 2
and tbinl, ru ,ry,
Sum knott down. anil tho sick on, co,or,I H..
head with tae blankc, and fnirIy writhcJ in ago.
ny of soul Sam began, keeping one corner OF
an eye upon the bed.
On, Lord, thy servant is now lviner sick on ,bc
bel. havnr burnt ONT tho camille 0rEf, IN Tho
service of tho Lovil ll-,.,,,s r.,., H., bJ,IN; !.
,o,, los;r,,, IS ,Ir,w,,,;,,.. ,.,, =: -
,ar'. c,,o ls;I 7N IT, I 80 %
broken down INC, .nr,,finoJ -i,oi,a,aI a,i to,
w. and ,bou k1owe,t that he bas r,isnl rho
hardest colts in the n,iJh1ar1ooI rink,
jerlcd d1r,l c0ur7Fsjr.l,) Thou Eno,,a.t I.orJ
tina, he Ina, beenoaa of the greatest liars lbc,rI5-
en- Il c4'or in he sick mans ft.1 and cheats
( Es,y RygblrI t1Ier iie bl4nLeI ami ,ha : -
est horse ionkcy thar over trottaI ovor INV. c,o,
stool,
TX =, irr,r,oIIo ,.,,, 1-,r,,.a.:,..
ro,i,i,, n,ti,nt VA or,,o,,.,l ;..l.,. 80.
than Svr conII he ,rI ho I,on,I ir,,, ,i
he'd Won cioaroI mo t,,i,o ,,o,rt,,f Wv, ,,.
sad hypocriter roar.l the furiouz inyaiiJ-aId
he fairly turned his friend out of doors.
The horsc-ockcv WAS abroad tho nnyt DIV
and soon commenced s,nlin,, his bovs n school
and ratorpin, hrs ou,n ,napnar orEr 10 u.a'
chan,,oI rrn,5 ,h, L,.,r'o
TX haJ.il, and bo i;,..la,J I,Jo 49,
Yanl,c Uy,J.,
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n CLOSET AFFAlR.--Alrs. SoPirona Dcval-
IeHger Is Inuatto lady who reads all the French
novels atd the Home journal, and 50 CuluvatCS
a taste for those European rcfnomonts in social
ietc.course which some Of our travelled gentle
man wish TO introduce into this country. Mrs.
DIS husband is shade darker than herself in
complexion he Is a tobacconisi by TIA g, anda
very worthy, industrious and un>uaTcous fell
low. Mrs. y. has formed Il p.atonic intimacy
with Il llght lemon-colored ID Orsly, who calls
himself Edward Bennington. While Mr.. DcyaI-
Icnger Is making cigars and honest living at
his shop, Mrs. ID, at hOme is making tea and
toast for ChevaIicr Bennington. But last night
p2vailcngcr being taken with an ominous pain
IN the head, came home two hours sooner than
usual, an Interrupted tete q te.e between
VI tt|R' ara Ire tf'rTltr.
no iaoy Who mas rea1 French novel eau BE-
embarrassed III such a case; a closet or cupboard
> th' obYIons resource the only recess ol this
KIND n the apartment was pace under the
suurs where DcValIengor kept his uH>casoucd
tobacco, extra pots OF sunil aud various TOOLS
and mat 'rias for which there was no room in the
shop. Into this "!ow brownd vauiL" By Mad
ame,a directions, the CheFaller crcFt on his
hands ana knees, and was Snng'y shut up 10y the
adroH Hay, at the very moment D'vaIlcHgcr
entered lhe honest tooacconlst complaining
CT iiS aching head, without assigning n cause
oppressive weight his os jroa:is had to sus-
tain.
Meanwhile, Chnvaiier Bennington, in the clos
ct, was fearful that his breathing might bee over
heard to prevent which, ha put his face into a
large ar winch stood on me ii"oT conveniently
rms Jar c"tn'd snuiI OF highly volatile ma
lure ana as soon rs bennington Ore" ht7 FIRST
breath inside OF the vessel, colnmn OF utliia-
ttnT H-TpnII,4l nd mr.