The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1851-03-01
Inklines OF Irish Lie.
'E4gstsa Drawing.

ouch. for 1rollclng. 1Shtlhg, ualc''S' y,
drinkinr. But sometimes Martin used
to ret so corned that it was totally I'M
possible for him to define the exact DIT
/ ference between the full moon and a
new made cheese.
| TWAS on one of those nights on which
, Martin desired to have areal laundering
spree, that he found his way TO the sign
of the hens toe and cats feather,
where around table, sat as merry a set
ofdeyil-may-c boys as ever beat an
eyciseman or threshed the floor Of barn
to the tune of ''lndeed thin yo" shan I.
Down sal Martin, and on went 'he
spree for two good hours; but their mon
cy was run out, and the little cocN-noSed,
crabbcd-faccd host would give ont no
more liquor until scores" We're Sc'tieo.
In this dilemma, a happy Thought SAonc
in upon the merry mind oi Martin Va
rcy.
"Arrah, boys,' said he, ''islt money
yees want ~
aye, is it - =
Why, thin, yc poor brnighted set OF
creols, sure it's aisy enough 10 get all
the money required to make LIS all as
drunk as Dacchus' sows.' :,
GLOW, Martin {! Come, boy tel
how -
.NThcesht-spakc tinllerly, now"
said Martin, leaning over the tao'n,
'.surc We all know ould DR.. Strong
"To be sure we do, the bloody ouId
rcsurrectioniSt !"
"Be aisv now and listen. Just YOU
get Il sack and put me into II, hody an"
bones, and carry me to strong 5; you
will get ready money for the BODY ana
leave the rest to me-"
Notimc was lost; the bag was got
Martin duly bagged, and The boys were
not slow in conveying their funny ouf-
then to DR.. Strong's.
Arriving at the door, they very eau
tiously knocked and were cautio"Sly
answered by Mrs. Strong. The DOCTOR
was from home. lie was gone to Dub
lin and would not be home tor WrrA.
The body would not keep, but rather
than let them 60, she would give them
halfa guinea for it. The bargain was
settled, and the bag with its heavy con
tents. conveyed to a small room at the
back of the kitchen. The boys took
their leave in haste, but waited at the
corner to sec the end Of the spree.
The door being cautiously closed al,
ter them, Mrs. Strong, who always had
for her prerequisites the teeth OF her h4s-
bands subjects, which she sold to the
dentists, approached the bag with n"r
pinccrs. Martin, quite overcome WIN
drink and the joIting Of his journey, had
fallen asleep. Mrs. $. united the nag;
Martins mouth was partly open; S!e
thought she heard breathing; but no, 1t
could not bet was only her nervous
ness. With desperate effort she thrust
the pincers between his grinders and
gave tug. Martin jumped up and gel
led out. Away ran the Mortified Mrs.
Strong, and awap stumbled the Dag
Martin after. She tainted. Martin
came too, and getting out of the bag, hr
soon got out of the house and re)oned
his merry comrades, and they had wild
iolification over that we'll earned hall
Guinea. Martin sworc that The Doctors
Guild woman gave him the tooth-ache,
but he managed to get glorious, IN spite
of his teeth.
Doctor Strong returned from Dublin
next day, but on hearing the Widespread
story of teeth-drawing, he, with his dis
concerted lady, quickly disappeared
from the neighborhood Of Martin Carey
and the boys Of Kilkenny.
TIE HUMAN IIEART.-Tlc velvctmoSS
will grow upon the sterile rock-th"
mis!rtUe flourish ON the withrr"d branch
the iyv cling TO the Wondering ruin
the pine and cedar remain fresh and
ladcIess amid the mutations OF the dying
vear-and, Heaven be praised! some
Thing green, something beautiful to see
aud grateful, TO The aouI, will, in the cold.
est and darkest hour Of fate, still Irvine
ITS trndrls around the crumbllng affairs
and broken arches of the desoIatc tenn
pies OF the human heart!
A LADY in this vicinity, consoling
her neighbor for the loss of her son, was
ansv e.cd in tears-''If Billy grand
mother is in heaven, Lnow she wont
soc Billy abused
YorNG CoLrs AND CATTLE.-All
Young animals should be so fed as 10 6
krlA in good condition. 10 stint them
in their feed, is TO stint them in their
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