Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1851-09-11
m MARY THOUSANDS


Kind of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of ce1,ecated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers Irom the very verge OF an unttmely
crave after al the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have pernianentlv secured that uniform enjoy
mont If health without which life itself Is but
a martial blessing. So great. indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and mfalhbly proved, that 1t
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous TO
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act.
II was 10 their manifest and sensible action IN
Durifvinsr the springs and channels of lfe and en-
duin9 them with renewed tone and vigor, that
lhey were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernicIous quaci1eries which
boast Of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor hnCmony, nor
Arsenic, Hor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
Of which, though long known 10 several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered il 50 happily eficacoUs
i combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various lmpun-
ties and crudtes constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened fgeces which collect
in tlle couvoIutions of the small intestInes Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habitual
Costveness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
DiarrhRa with its imminent dangers. This fact
is r-eI-known to all regular ANTAGONISTS who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these weli-informed men against
the auaCk medicines of the age. The second
e Al, m.
CTTES is to cleanse the kidneys and the bad
der aud, bv this means, the liver and lungs,
the heathful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before IL passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantiy mounts the ban
uer of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallibIe.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrld
kind; FlatuIency, Loss OF APPETITE, Hart
BURN, HrADACHE, REsTIEssNEss, LII ENPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, wiz
CtCstiyeness. by cleansing the whole length
IF the ntestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhoea and Cholera, by removing tie
sharp acrid fluids BY which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricative Sc
erection of the mucous membrane.
Teyers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation through the process Of perspi
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Govt III halt that time. by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and ligaments Of
he joints.
Dropsies Of al kinds, by freeing and strength
ming The kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
nave ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel.
Also Worms, b. dslodging from the turnings
If the bowels the Shiny muttcr 10 which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving The
air-Fesseis Of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds VIII occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful Diseases
ScurVy, Ulcers, and Invetarate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give 10 the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutio Eruptions and Bad Complex
iOnS By their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and jhe morbid state of which occa-
Foas all eruptivc complaints, saow, cloudy, and
Jtler dIsagrecuLe compilations
The use of these Pills for very short time
viii effect an entire cure Of Salt RheuIn, and
striking Improvement in the cleurless of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maIady the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation 1t is we'll known to hundreds
IN this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
Complaint for upwards of TIIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass Of the Mlteria Medic4.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines viii be found safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to a return of the disease cure by these
medicines is pernanent-TRY THEM, BE
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss OF APPETITE, AND
DISEASES OF FEsEALEsZthese medicines have been
used with the most beneficial results in cases Of
this description :-kING's EVIL and SCRoFULA, in
its worst forms, yields to the mild yet powerful
action of these remarkable Medicines. NIGHT
SwEATs, Nervous DEBILITY, NERVOUS Com
PLANTS Of all kinds, PALrITATIoN OF THE HEART
PAINTERS Conc, are speedily cured.
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
Persons whose constitutions have become mn
paired by the iniudicous use Of MERCURY, viii
find these Medicines perfect cure, as they never
fail 10 eradicate from the system all the effects of
Mercury infinitely sooner than the most powerful
preparations of SarsaparIla. a single trial viii
place them beyond the reach Of competition, in
the estimation of every patient.
pE Careful OF NOITNTEP FETTS