Mississippi palladium. [volume] (Holly Springs, Miss.) 1851-1852, 1851-06-13

The editor of the Evansville ia. jour
nal writes as follows or being presented
zitA piece Of brides ealze;-
Wisa tie Zyedding notice, in another col
ZzaR, we received from the fair hand of the
bride a piece OF elegant Wedding cake to
dream on Wei, We put it under the head
Il cur pillow, shut our eyes sweetly as an
infant, and, blessed with an easy conscience,
sool snored prOdigiously. The God OF
dreams gently touched Us, and 10 in fancy,
We were married. Never was little edi-
tor 50 happy. 1t was s'mv love, 'sdear-
es,- - sweet, - ringing in our ears every mo-
meu- On that the dream had been bro
ksH of here. But no; some evil genius
puts INTO the head of our ducky to have a
padding foT dinner, lust to please her lord.
ln q hungry dream We sat down to dinner.
Wen, the pudding moment arrived, and a
haEe sIice almost obscured from our sight
.he plate before Us.
Ny dear" said We iondly, ''did you
make this
"Ges, 10Te-aln't / II nice?'
.@Glo-soGs-she best bread pudding !
ever tasted IN my Iiie"
PIvE pudding, ducky, suggested my
E5fc.
%, no, dearest, bread pudding. I was
z,wavs fspd Of en-
.Csl illal bread pudding - exclaimed
my wife, Ehile her pretty lip cUrled slightly
v5th contempt
Certainly, mv dear; reckon I've had tc
cat enough At the Sherwood House tC
know Bread pudding, my love by al
means
Husband, THIS Is really too bad. Plum
Esz5tsns IS tvioe as hard TO make as bread
g'-ssiGiay, and : more expensive and great
deal better 7 say this is plum pudding,
81, AID my pretty wife's brow flushed
-5ih excitement
Ny lore, nv sweet, my dear love" ex-
cla-uasd Ee scclhinglv, do not get angry;
I'In sire is's very good, # ii IS bread pud-
6l1g'-
--Bas, 81, say Il amt bread pudding
and madam, l say Il IS bread pudding. p
Yea mean, low wretch, = fondiy replied
nv wife, N nigh tone, You know it i
vlEra padding
Then ma'srn, Il IS nleanly put together
ard ladlv burned I tell YOU madam
szA44a anu " II
no- be oonusdic1ed, that II Is bread pudding
and The mesncSf kind at that"
Id Is plum pudding :" shrieked my wife
az she harled 2 glass Of claret in my face
lhe glass Iself tapping the claret' from
ny nose
Bread pudding = gasped we, pluck t.
the lss1, and gTaSping a roast chicken b,
he 1s-f1 1e-.
Bread puddingi' rose above the DIN
IS ! had a distinctive perception of feelin.
two plates smash across my head.
Bread puddingp' we groaned in rag
ss the chicken left our hand, and, fiyin;
with swift wing across the table, landed il
nlsdam's bosom.
Plum padding p resounded the warcr,
frOm the enemy, as the gravy dish took u
where we had been depositing the first par
of cur dinner, and plate of beets lande'
upon white vest
Bread pudding, forever ]" shouted we
n defiance, do6ging the soup tureen. an
filling beneath It's contents.
Plum puddingP' yelled the amiabl
spouse, as noticing our misfortune, she de
teEniRed to keep Us down by piling upol
Our head the dishes with no gentle hand.
Then N rapid succession followed tn
ws-cry- Plum pudding % shrieked she
WITH every dish
Bread pudding IN smothered tone
came uP from the pile in reply. Then
was plum pudding in rapid succession
the las cry growing feebler, till, just as
can distinctly necolleoss il had grown to
whisper Plum pudding resounded lik
thunder, followed By tremendous crash, "a
NY wife iesPed upon the pile with her deE
cate feeis. and commenced jumping up ant
ooEn-When, thank Heaven, we awoke
and thus saved our life
We shall never dream on Wedding eak
sgssa-thsi's the moral.