Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-06-12


during that time have maintained high charac.
ter in almost every part Of the globe for their ex-
traordnary and immediate power ofrestoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of certihcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimely
grave, after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed; and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enjov-
nent of health, without which life itself is but
q martial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infalbly proved, that it
has anpeared scarcely less than miraculous to
,losa who were acquainted with the beautifully
nb;losonhicaI principles upon which they are com.
bounded. and upon which they consequently act
n was TO their manifest and sensible action in
n,rfvino the springs and channels Of life, and en-
dining them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name -
ITpIike the host of pernicious quackeries which
boast of ofvegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI.
rTNEc are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antmony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mineral IN any Iorm
whatever. They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known TO several Indian
tribes, ana recently 10 SOlic
tical chemists, are altogether unknown to the
IGNORANT uretenders to medical science and were
never before administered IN SO haFpiy efficacious
combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impur-
ties and crudities constantly settling round themi
and to remove the hardened fRces whlch collect
in the convolutions of the small intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habltual
Costveuess. with all its train of evils, or sudden
Darrhna with its imminent dangers 1hs TACT
is we-known to all regular anatomists VINO e&'
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice Of these well-informed men against
the quack medicines Of the age. Inc second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDl-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der and. by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthfnl action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity Of the urinary organs. The
hiood. which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart. being thus purified by them, and nourIshed
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphanty mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infaIlibe.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatuleney, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADAcnE, REsrLEssNEss, ILL-TEMFER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish, as natural consequence oft cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestnes with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days
Diarrhna and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubncative sa-
oretion of the mucous membrane.
teVeTS OF All Kinds, Dy restoring the blood 10
regular circulation, through the process of persP-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known 10
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks.
and Gout in half that time. by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and Hgaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turniugs
Of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and CONSUMPTION, by relieving ths
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds viii occasion, and which, if rot
removed, becomes hardened, and produces These
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Ilveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MFDT.
IL, u J,Tt IL
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions. by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable complex;ons.
The use Of these Pills for a very short time
viii effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and a
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
aud obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. II is welI-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor Of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compalnt for upwards of TBIRrY-FIvE YEARS ; and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MateriG Mediea.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered TO the public, and he was cured IN
a very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to a return of the dsease-a cure by these
p,adio;nae "a rov,,,o psut-9Rf THEM, BIZ