Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1851-03-29

It's dead j am a most said Peter,
evasively. oh wirral wrra! What
III ] do, WhaGll ] dol' 'd'hi ..'f,I
This passes all patience, Mulroo-
'neyl mnst and will lnow what
has happened to-day s q .Afa
'Mhsha, thin, it's the City people |
can tell well enough; an that's no
lie. III go ''aE -a@.l '.,i Jfa0
Have you been o MARKET
'Bedad, sir, the Butcher men, and |
the ould women with the tables, and |
the pitaty men, and the country peo
pie wId white shates over their carts, |
and the. childher, and the mayors,
and the consthables, will be telling
ayel The COW, bad luckto her, and / |
have beenin the market, this blisSed
day, and through the market, and
over the. market, and the divil knows
where else, for sorr5i hbiiti know.
$50 you have beenin trouble have
you? Well tits no more than might
have expected, re '.',a .'''a'H
:. Deed, SIR, an tFat's no lie!-
Throuble! Oh but if you'd seen The
conthrariest COW in the univarsal
world, she couldn't bate the little
strawberry baste.' ng au
"Yoa%must have frightened her
then, for she is conn only as gentie
as a lamb SIS M. n'7l
Enlightened hcr Is it that 'hd
be solnane as 10 frighien a COW, and
! "a dhryying her all the time2 Oh be
corral its she that hasbeen giving me
the fright the day, any how; an that's
no lie.p
swell! You took her to the mar
Set you say. Whathappenets4hen2'
81 Ills unasy ! am to tell your hon
OFF, ti ,raaag yal +
SEQ onln said i, impatientIy.
.i,'tMusSha, thin. the baste wmt well
enough ontil it was among the strates
We2got; and thin, she tux on as many
contrary ways as a four year ould
pig.l Firstit's one strate she would
go up, and then it's another strate she.
would go down; and mkt, widnut
sayin' 'Byye lave, Pether, she walks
in al the tlure of bakers shop; an
whin we whacked her out O that be-
dad! but off ga!lops me lady, and l
aither her, onliI me h!eath was gone
ntrely, an couldn't spake ct all
'Whoo !-whoof!' says ]; mind the
6aste! Tear-and-ages, mind the baste!
Oh, Warra! wirra! look at the gos-
soon; it's over him she II bel' But,
sure, she did a good thing that fine
any way; for she Tux the boy on her
horns, an tassed him on the payemint
as tinderIy as if it was. one of her
own childher. Thin she trotted off
agin through the wureld of strates,
an ! after her as fast as me legs 'ud
carry me. Stop! stop! says /, but
sorra bit the wild diyil 'ud stop at all.
And when the people throwed up
their arums at her, the saucy baste
put down her horns at thin. It's
mighty little they did to stop her thin;
an that's no liel Twas the bows
that 'ud be howiing, too; and the men
shhoutin and the purity wimmen rum
mn about like a flock Of frightened
parthridges; and SO, by and by, twas
to the market we got. Now. me
lady, says 1, 'begorra, but wen see
who's the mastfer;' so / run up be-
hiht the baste, and seized honld of
her tail, and twisted it round gne !saad.
Och, murtherl but she wint. .faSther.
than i.yer,. draggin, me along wild hcrsi
plingih' thro' the big crowd, Knock
IN down the bacon, and tossing up
cranes; treading, over hapes Of turr
nlPisI EiIilp9 and pitalysi an, the people shout
ed, an the Wimmip, screeched2 an
the butcher men an the counthfy,E
men tearin' an swearin'. Ayeh'll
sure there nlver was heerd sich a hui
laballoo beforela Faixlfbut the basic
wasn't I coDtint wild the throubla she
was GiyiRl, but she must MKT be after
baskets, 4vr9flSns7do3r |
Here Peter stopped suddenly, and
thEJsting, slowly his hand, into thelb
pocket of his coat, fumbled, about for /,
a little while, and then produced q.
greasy crnmpled piece Iof paper, l.
which he banded TO me-, thread asd !
IouoWS:aai lo 7CHl .ns suaH9 iryIi
"Mr SilVaynus Urbin ..l.1s j
eL .ly"To Betsy Hodges, 3,ff'
t"For25 dpzzen eggs smashed by
,Yure COW, at l6 ceDtssf { 81 00.r I;
"Who gave you thisgf' said l.1Ai Ji
HSurs, sir, it wasthe magisther.HagIl 4
stMagistEaiei What magistratel't ia
"SoTra one o. me knows, barin' he's
q dacent man, an his names Ma
guire, Och but IT'S the onlucky
baste she ls."
sMdlrooheyl' said I, ssI Will pay
IhtssliilI iathai M h1,sy. hn4jyfE fkt,tE !