Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1851-11-27
IN MANY THOUSANDS

feet health to persons suffering under hedFy every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of centscated instances. they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untImely
grave after al the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
nave permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
merit Of health. without which life itself is but
partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and iufslbly proved, that il
mas appeared scarcely less than miraculous TO
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded. and upon which they consequently act.
Il was TO their manifest and sensible action in
purifying the springs and channels Of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
rhey were indebted for their name
Unlike the host of perncious ouacksries which
boast If vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CINES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor
Arsenic nor any O her mineral, III any form
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known TO several Indian
tribes, and recently 10 some eminent pharInaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders TO medical science : and were
never before administered in happily efficacious
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impuri-
lies and crudities constantly settling round them !;
and to remove the hardened feces which collect
in the convolutons of the small intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habitual
Costly eness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
DiarrhRa with its imminent dangers. This fact
is well-known TO all regular ANTAGONISTS who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-iniorIned men against
the quack medicines of the age Inc second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CIEES is To cleanse the kidneys ana the Dad
der and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity Of the urinary organs. The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
BY food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part Of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be nialIble.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, I'LL EMPER,
Anxiety, LASGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, wiz
vanish, as a natural consequences of its cure,
Costiyeness. by cleansing the whole length
Of the imtestipes with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhoea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lnbncative Sc
erection of the mucous membrane.
Fevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood 10
regular circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction IN others
The IdFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles ana hgaments OF
the Joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder: THY operate most
delightfully."- gu these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms. by dislodging from the turnings
Of the bowels the shiny matter 10 which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving tho
air-ycsscis of the lungs fiOIn the mucous which
even sight colds will occasion. and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful Diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood and all the huInors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state Of which occa-
sons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeabe compilations
The use of these Pills for a very short time
viii effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum. and
striking improvement in the clearness OF the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, OF by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation Il is well-known to hundreds
IN this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
cOmpaint for upwards of TIuRTy-FiyE YEARS ana
that he tried ia vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass OF the M0feria Medica.
tie however al length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured in
a very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means.