Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-01-09

public for period of FIFTEEN YEARS, ano
during that time have maintained hgn charac
ter in almost every part of the globe for tnen eA
traordinary and immediate power of restoring per-
fact health to persons suffering under nearly every
Kind Of disease to which the human frame 10 liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS t
r .r.u.;sc,tsd instances, they have even rescued
o'.g.rors from the very verge OF an untimely
lave after all the deceptive nostrnms OF the day
5.d utterly failed and to many thouSahos tney
have permanently secured tnat uniol :snnIf ~,
ment of health, without wnich ne I'I H. .hn;.
aart;aI blessing. So great, indeed, has ther
aaioacv invariably and infalibly Proved 'na'
has anneared scarcely less than miraculous 10 ~
,hoSo who were acquainted with the DeaulnuhJ
nbilosonhical principles upon which they are coiii
nounded. and upon which they consequently oc
T. mas 70 their manifest and sensible action IN
nrrfvinc the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone ana 'igor' tha'
thew were indebted for their name
Unlike the host of pernicious quacRsr1,essr srmI Tr
hoas, nf vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl;;
CTNEs are purely and solely vegetable; ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mineral IN any iodn
wbstevey They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known TO seVsrai iHolo"
tribes, and recently to some eminent Pnain"o ~
teal chemists, are altogether unknown " Ile
ignorant pretenders to medical sclehCe anu
never before administered in 50 happily eihcacious
O combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
ne the stomach and bowels the various impun-
ties and crudties constantly settling rouna theih
and To remove the hardened fsRces which cOnec'
in tho convolutions of the small intestines Other
medicines only partially cleanse these' ana ieaV1
mch collected masses behind to produce naDltuai
Costiveness, with all its train of evils, OF sudden
D;orrboea with its imminent dangers Ihls iact
:: Ill Lnou,n IN all regular anatomists who ex-
on;na the human bowels after death ana hence
,ha nreiudice of these well-informed men against
tba opsck medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
rTNFc is to cleanse the kidneys ana tne odu-
Se- and. bv this means, the liver and lungs,
the bealthful action of which entirely dePemos
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. me
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes INTO the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourlshed
nv food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
uer of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be nfallibe. ,
nvSpEpSTA by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
RURN HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL EMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence; all violent Purges leave the
bowels costive within two days
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubncatiVe se-
sreton of the mucous membrane
Eevers of all kinds, by restoring the oiooo 10 d
regular circulation, through the process of Perspl-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known 10
cure Rheumatism permanently IN three weeks;
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and hgaments Of
the joints.
nropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
DELIGHTFULLY."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds viii occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex.
ions. by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skim and the morbid state of which occa-
SONS all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other dsagreeable complexions.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking Improvement in the clearness of the skin
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even IN the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
RECOMMENDATION. Ii is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards Of THrRTY-FIvE YEARS; and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MateriG MedIco
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured ID
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
,.o,oooJ ,o4 oolx, hut absolutely I'M