Fremont weekly freeman. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1850-1853, 1851-08-09
lReminiicenses Of California.

Renainiicenses OF California.
WRITTEN FOR THE ANKEE BLADE, BY HURRAH.i
California has multitude of sins to answer
for Among other things ID has invaded the
prerouative Of the weaker sex. Formely ey-
ery hen-pecked, sack invested husband had
good opportunnity to escape from the tyranny
Of his stronger ssweaker vessel 2 and many a
husband as suddenly discovered an unexpect-
courage and energy. and sought the land of
gold On the pretence and excuse Of making a
fortune. aud bringing it back 10 share and
enlo7 with the slovey one at home ~ but
in reality to gain his freedom once more
But alas for human hopesl This Elysinm is
no more. Waves kdHe learned The soaa there.
TO those accustomed always to wear the
senblemsof authority at home, il is not such
dreadful thing to don them to cross the 18th
mus in. So. many luckless wight has been
suddenly startled by the apparitoR-no worse
than thati Apparitions vQnish by daylight
BY the dppsdy-ition rather, Of the Que they
supposed far away. and 10 whom they fondly
dreamed the gates Of the land of their adop-
ton would never be openedl
The arrivals often unexpected and unannoun-
ced have caused some laughable Incidents
Some husbands wish-Well, no matter what
some e1press great JOY at the agreeable p
this last class are those true philosophers who
meet the worst luck and the unkindsst of
of fortune With smile and the decla-
ration sAll's for the bestP'
a son Of Faust was busily engaged in his
devilish occupation one morning soon after the
the arrival Of a steamer from the States when
abfasaer typo entered the sanctorum and said
% him.
,rFhereis a bundle below for y6u, come BY
express from the states on which there is
twenty Eve dollars to pay"
"A bundle for me- 1veaty3fvs dollars to
pay 2-lhere must be a mistake. Il must
be for some other man of my name"
No. il bears your aOho'e uame-neis take
OF NOT, and there is no man of your name in
che city ID must be for yoM'
s.It can't bel TDcnsy,ISUe dolEarsf Why
All my property In the States would not be
worth that even IN California;
This bundle Is worth five times thatl All
sny rate Til pay the BILL and give you an
@Encle Sam lthe California fifty dollar coin)
besides for your interest in il? Viii you
take it?'
Non I knog il can't be for me-
well, well, I'll run that risk. VIII you
aceept my offer. Yoas are safe at any rate
as / only buy your interest
But don't want to take your money fol
nothing.
sThas's ny look out. So come down and
dsliFer,it TO me and you shall have your mo
ney.y
So dow stairs came l. and his friend tc
close the bargain. 1, opened the door, and
there stood his aifef The use of arms is not
forbidden By law in California, and it is well
it is NOT for In this case such law would
have been broken into pieces s'too numerous
10 mention 80
But D. interferes with "Stop. stop, L. l dom
allow others to handle my property, especially
of this kind in that wayP
l. IN astonishment from D. 70 his Ia
dy, as he sees the fun sparkling through the
tears IN her eyes. be understands the JOKE
and perceives its author. But though solo
himself he has not sold her. and he replies
No, ills not yours, as personal property, passes
only ~ dsliDerys and / shall take my owl
time for that"
aE4ow long % whispered his wife.
ny wkole lie. returned the enrapturec
husband
D. and then left But Z came near being
fatal to me, The devotion Of the wife, the iol
Of The husband, came near making me VOW
would give up my baeheloFfreedom and turi
Benedict the first chance that Iconld get.
But reflected that 'all is not gold that gilt
iers, even in California, and refrained. Blu
as narrated my escape TO one of my fai
friends. she replied. little malieiously, "YoI
@onid be safe, perfectly, in your bachelor
freedom, y0u would, if you made such
vow, and, epea tried your best to perform Il!
Scandalous insinuatioh isn's il?
BY the same steamer, arrived the lady Of on
of the principal merchants of Sacramento
Hearing of her arrival, he buried off on tn
wings Of love an steam TO meet her at Sa
Francisco, Unfortunately, she started fol
Sacramento the same day, and on his arrivs
al San Franciscohe could hear no news of hel
All his senouires were fruitless. As he wa
about giving up in despair, he happened I
take up Sacramento paper, and read tn
following paragraph
kesrdsge II q 7rlse,-It is said one ofour prin
cipal merchants, hearing Of the arrival from
.the.states Of his better half suddenly and mys
rtorously disappeared to parts unknownl Il
the meantime his lady has arrived here. w
feel sure from the beauty and reputed ac
complishment Of the lady. and from the gal
lautryfor which the gentleman Of Sacrament
are distinguished. that she will receive al
due attention in her singular and trying situa
ton, until this painful mystery is cleared up.
This was bis first intimation Of his LADY,
whereabouts Now, if mysterious disappear
ance' is mentioned in his presence, hoWeve
gravely. it is sure to produce %snaile," all
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