Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-06-19

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during that time have maintained high charac-
ter in almost every part Of the globe for their ar
traordinary and immediate power of restoring per.
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of ceriiHcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untinely
grave, after all the deceptive nostrums of the dav
had utterly failed and to many thousands thew
have permanently secured that uniform enjoy-
ment of health, without which life itself is but
a partial blessing So great. indeed has their
efficacy invariably and infallibly proved, that il
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous To
those who were acquainted with the beautifullv
philosophical principles upon which they are com.
pounded, and upon which they Consequently act
II was to their manifest and sensible action in
nurifvipg the springs and channels of lie, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDT.
CTNFS are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antimony, nor
Arrenic nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known TO several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharnaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in happily eficacious
q combination.
The first operation is 10 loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impuri-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them;
and TO remove the hardened fRces which collect
in The conyoutions of the small intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habitual
Costiveness, with all its train OF evils, or sudden
DiarrIina with its imminent dangers. This fact
is welI-knOwn to oil regular anatonists who ex-
anime the human bowels after death ; and hence
the prejudice of these well-inforlned men against
the qnack medicines of the age The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys ana the blad-
der: and by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthfuI action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart. being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part Of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be nfallible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow Of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acHd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, lLL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as a natural consequence of It's cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence; all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricative 81.
oretion of the mucous membrane.
EeVerS vi ali KINGS, Dy restoring the blood to a
reguor circulation through the process of peTypi-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and lgaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidnevs and bladder: they operate most
QeIgnttuttV Oil l.ieSE AOhSS
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dsIodging from the turnings
Of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
ar-yessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds viii occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scuryy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MED1-
CTTES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
si0ns all eruptive complaints, sallOw, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheun, and
striking mpruv ement in the clearness OF the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured BY one dose, OF BY two even III the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
Recommendation. Ii is well-knOwn to hundreds
in this CITY, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards Of TnIRTY-FyE YEARS; aud
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Msdiea.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured IN
very short time, afler his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For This scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, ana GER
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to return of the disease-a cure oy theSs