Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1851-10-29

How They THINGS Down EAsr.-We have heard
the particulars OF funny Int affair, the scene of which
laid i'll Calais Me. 1t proves that the uncertainties of
love in some instances fully qnal to the uncertain
ties of the law.
A lew months since, gentlemen. whom shall give
for the time the uncommon title of Smth-became n
amored Of of the airest daughters of that city of
beauties She ornament of enc of the highest
circles possessed of wealth well beauty and hence
bect OF devotion many unmarried yong men.
Smith, however obtained the highest pace in her
affections, and they were engaged to be married. But
before the happy event took ace, it necessary for
Smith to make visit TO Caft rnia and he accordingly
sci out for the land OF gold. Every knows that Cal
iornia is great way off, particularly from away Down
East, and that months must elapse before the journey
out and back can be made. Some of readers may
possibly know that months ages Young ladies
the verge OF marimOny; and that sometimes what may
require ages TO accomplish will at others be achieved in
months.
Well, during the acsence of Smith, the young lady,
his afiianred, beset with admirers, and oh tickle
woman, riumphed over her young and susceptible
heart We will call this fortunate Lothario,s name
Haynes Haynes determined not be cling as to
desert his sweetheart smith had done and had the
wedding day fixed for an early period. The wedding
dressings were aIangedhe nice what-do- you-caI
ems with laced frils around the edgeswee all care
fully folded aud laid away in the bureau drawers spank
new suit of tloihes latest fashion, made for the ex-
recapt bridegroom, and ind ed every preparation was
made for the Important event. Both parties had the tin
| and could afford 10 do it.
Meantime, poor NTH is on his way hsme having
made capital venture in the land ~hee hey hang peo-
pie for taylng'" He is ignoran, OF The cange that las
taken the affections his berothed and his heart
he arrives the very evening which the nupals of
his nlonstanl mistress take place. Both bride
and bridegroom alleady attired their wedding
clohes-good clothes. The bride is ut Eher fathers
ouse-ths groom his own. The ceremony is to take
place within hour Smith, the deluded, PUSHES to
clesp his sweetheart TO his breast and kiss from lips
the chdings for his long absence He the house.
The inconstant beholds him. She shreks. smith is as
founded for he thinks all that white and that bridal
robe, and all those wi lite kids and FORTH mean some
thing She is fully bride-but who is to be-the
bridegroom? 1t could be he for certainly could
not have teen made OF his return. An evpana-
ton must be made 4sas So
"Juiette" cried Smith, awhat is the meaning of all
this %
Juette hears but her agitation will allow her to
reply She gazed ardently upon the features ofner old
oyerhe Oodgates of her hearth the locks on the
Delaware and Raritan Canal being opened and the
waters OF her new love rapidly rushing out, while
those OF the old rushing like Her snowy
bosom heaves with emoon-her breathing becomes rap
id and spasmodic.x She thinks for HAYNES
then Of her former happy happy days with Smith. The
latter was her first loyehe had pre- emption tght
settlement her Affections and had power kick out
eN wtruders Tho nvn,y fell almost fainting
INTO the arms OF smith, and exclamiug:
"DeaTest, dearest, forgive mel yours alone -
proved pretty clearly that if she did notove Haynes less
| she loved Smith more.
The whole affair." explained in a moment She
was ard for her nuplals, and why should she not be
wed? age at ths door, and into Smith, his
iRanlorata aud two friends. entered. ~ The
British Provinces that night contained two OF the happi-
est m0ttals in The world
Let him who has been placed in similar predcament
picture the despair of Haynes, learning how he had
bee trcked else can. He determined. however
not TO commit suicide, but become lecturer on the
new liquor law Of his native State. May he like the
happy pair, do good to his country. 9