Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-07-10
IN MANY THOUSANDS


kind of disease to which the human frame Is haOie
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certifcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untmeiy
grave, after all the deceptive nostrums OF the DAY
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
bsve peruanently secured that uniform enjoy
nant Of health, without which life itself is but
= nart;al blessing. So great, indeed, has their
oeicocv invariably and infalliby proved, that it
- .nraared scarcely less than miraculous TO
IL. ,rbo were acquainted with the beautifully
- ;I>.ohcal princples upon which they are COM
Pp"',,,dad and mon which they consequently act.
r, ,.,as 70 their manifest and sensible action in
-;enc the springs and channels OF life, and en-
d,ing them with renewed tone ana Vigor, that
tbev were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernicious quackerles winch
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEO1;
CTNES are purely and solely Vege'aOIs' ailu'
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nUa
Whafever They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes. and recently to some eminent Pharnaceu-
tical chemists, are altogether unknown 10 the
;onorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered IN so happily ethcacious
a combination.
The first operation IS to loosen from the coats
Of the stomach and bowels the various iniPun-
lies and crudities constantly settiing rouhu mem
and to remove the hardened feces which conect
in the convoIutions of the small ntestlnes Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
sucb collected masses behind to produce habitual
Cosiveness with all its train Of evils, or sudden
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers. ms lacL
ia well-known to all regular anatonists VINO ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
tbe preiudice of these well-informed men against
the ouack medicines of the age. Inc second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED4-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys ana the oiao'
der and, by this means, the hVer ana lungs
the beaTthfuI action of which entirely depends
mon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood. which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes INTO the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nounshec
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphanty mounts the BAN
uer of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be nfallible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How Of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, lLL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms OF Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing tho
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubrcatlve se-
sretion of the mucous membrane
FeVers of ali kinds, by restoring the blood 10
regular circulation through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time. by removing local
inflammation FROM the muscles and Igaments ot
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter To which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and CoDsumpticn. by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from tine mucous which
even sliUht colds viii occasion. and which, IL not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces theso
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Tnveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE hEDI-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors
Seorbutie Eruptions ard Rsd Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin. and The morbid state Of which occa-
sons all eruptive complaints sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compexions.
II. IL. Il
viii effect an entire cure Of Salt Rheum, ant, q
striking Improvement in the cIearness OF The skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. AS remedy for ils most distressing
and obstinate maiady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well-known TO hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTYFTvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass OF the Mdterid Medica-
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured IL
very short time after his recovery had been pro.
nounced not only improbable, bat absolutely inn
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines viii be found safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to a return OF the dsease-a cure by these
medicines is Permanent-TRY THEM, BE
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss OF APPETITE, AsD
DISEASES OF FEMALEs-these msdicineshav been
used with the most beneficial results in cases of
this description :-KNG's Evil and ScRoFuLA, in
its worst forms, yields to the mild yet powerful
action of these remarkable Medicines. NIGHr
SwEATs, NERyOus DEBILITY, Nervous Con-
PLANTS of all kinds, PALPITATIoN OF THE HEART,
PAMTER's CoLIc, are speedily cured.
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
Persons whose constitutions have become I'M
pajred by the miudicious of MERCURY, viii
find these Medicines perfect cure, as they never
fail to eradicate from the system all the effects OF
Mercury infinitely sooner than the most powerful