The Democratic sentinel and Harrison County farmer. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1851-1852, 1851-07-23
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(, - 1t is generally understood that Kos
suth and his companions have received
positive promise from the Turkish Govern
; ment that they will be set at liberty on tn
first day of September next, and that h,
will come to this country, unless there is ;
chance for him to do something for Hunga
Try by him going there.
h - Gentlemen of the Jury, have yor
J agreed? What is your verdict" "We finc
the prisoner not guilty-if he'll leave the
town." F.4 Eus u.. }sfi 81.
- An old Connecticut pastor, whose
Ipeculiarities were proyerbial, and who was
blessed with a temper Of great value, was
one day told by a parishioner that he did
mot like his sermons. WELL said the old
man, Il don't wonder at it--I don't like 'em
myself .6.gsf Aaa 5aa
- Parson Miller, famous preacher
who flourish ID in Newburyport long time
ago, had the following request sent to him
to be read in the pulpit: 'Zachariah Plump
er and wife desire to return thanks for being
blessed with the natural consequences Of
matnmony. e .-.. ar
-- AS general thing, the less man
reads, the more looucious he is. Put a do
zen lgnoramuses In room,. and they will
wrangle allnight about the 'constitutionality'
OF saw-mlil. ,...... ..... .,,
- tAinti it wicked to rob dis chicken
roos, Jim?'
Oats great moral question, Gumb6,
we halnt no time to argue 1t now; hand down
anudder puilet' 1sf" -
WHY have the denizens Of the ..Irop
CITY" become the Jealous advocates of the
Pittsburgh and SteubenyilIe Railroad? Do
Won Give # unq Rocansn tbav arc afro;d Of
f1emp-l held.J .aE @ rF .t#i
"A servant oiirl wr;tino a letter ask
ed her master ift6e next month had come
lin vet; he lauobed We'll, she said. swbat
II mean is, has the old month cone out yet?'
evenings aoo. accosted a bellman as follows.
you take all sorts of trash in your cart do
your Yes, Jump in
m, NJ,
ne n hui'ol o' q newspaper out To-
%G.u l:''Ao olainplaln' mas discovered way
~ AeeP,ng Eggs from sPoilhg. Ills method
,,n,
an oiu rro'ero writer says that "a
" S.n hnI4 VINO Paln'S' Pu's up plll Vha' Sne Is
,1S' IN illi1 Gases ou' oi 'ei' inc "rOi-
-'''' o'oooeuS' anu siie Is ie'--ai'ne'
us1s' you niuS' WASH your hahus
don,t th;nI, % ~ haot wy - ~ w. Sure' .na ai
49, ~ n -: ta oaS = W "a''in9 '''iAe vi
IN Ia, 10 wv Dalo S;iioe S.i. TooAs sihce
olona n' ~ ~ ail u,un WASH enl
what what, bara m '1' An SiaS WY uas, an inuaoe'
tv wid % Sen,a, uo''9 o''i'' ''"' 'ito 'ii"' mas
y VIII en' @
Inc Keeper OF grog9ery happened
one day 10 Dfeak one OF his tumblers. lie
s'oou .of d moment looking at the fragments,
ioneeuii5 OH MS loss ana then turning TO his
assistant as ss1a ne cfied out; iom' put a quart
~,
- Inc man VINO stops his wlte,s tears
~ unlhS her eyes ana the cnap VINO eats
ms h'Ile ooy supper every night and then
gives MN Paragorc TO take away his appe-
S siae, were were out cut on spree together the other
earned by WASHING %
5Nf
= a. A.iemale wfltersays; Nothing looks
MULse hIls oh m d lauy Ihan earned stockings; III
need darning look much worse than darned
ones-darned ftbev don't
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,,,,,;1o I'll an Alflcah az houlsVliie, stumbled
pitched head foremost down q enller wb;cb
afforded him an entrance SnrinJing q b;s
feet he exclaimed oBress de- Iord 3at TTt
on nv head If dis npoar had scraned his
shins so hard. | spee he would hroke b;s
leg" ....sr.a .st..5. s.
- There is a man in this town so al
mighty mean thathis toe-nails actually grow
the wrong way, out of pure stubbornness.
mes a cousin OF the man who don't take his
own county paper. 9
SrrRRrNe AppEA1.-Tbe followino anna arc
in Michigan paper:
Democrats OF lonia--if you are asleep, a.
wake! Ii you are awake, move! If you
are ar moving walk! II you are walking, run!
Ii you are running, fly to the rescue!
- He that gives million on his death
bed, is smaller phianthropists thon he who
bestows dollar while in the midst of GOOD
health and deyiltry. /
The San Frorc;sco p;o.,,,no
a. ~ Nv Iah rfahc,sco ricayune says
sing no more lono metre times oG thew bein"