Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1850-1854, 1851-05-09

Take plant out of a green house into field,
and in less than week it will CONNER &c grow
ing wild and taking liberties. Now, what is true
OF plants, Is especially true of girls.
Take a miss from the city in August, and give
her the run of the hills and clover fields and in
less than a month she will fell as rompy as a
fawn. To cure young people of pale checks
and heavy disposition, dose of country is worth
more than all the medicine in the world.
BILL, did you ever drawa rifle on deer 2"
mo, but once rihed n rawer for gal and
that pretty near the same thing, imagine.
GooD.--A tutor of college, lccturng q
young man on his irregular habits, added with
great pathos, '"Iour conduct will bring your
fathers gray hairs with sorrow to the grave -
"'Ihat is impossible" replied the youth, "my
father wears wig.
There is a man on the hill, so mean, that ho
saves all his smooth shillings and clipped coins
to pass them upon the carrier of the newspaper,
which italmOst breaks his heart to pay for Ills
soul is so narrow, that he wouldn't make de-
cent pillow for the head of cambria needle
He attends church and is a devout christian un-
til his pocket is appealed to by his pastor, when
he CANT thar"
A lawyer Of this city was heard 10 say that
he didn't get the worth of the money he paid 10
hear Jenny Lind. Barnum is ransacking tho
town to find the fellow and exhibit hin As a Gu
rloslty--not because he was SO green as to think
so, but because he had the courage 10 sag SO.
WE THOUGHT so-An exchange paper savs.
the man who refused to take his paper out Of
the post office so as TO be able to get clear of hi.
former subscription bill, is on his way TO Cali
tornla in company with free negro. He takes
rnt,fo A
soap gourd, with the expectation that the flies
will blow him over.
An absent minded editor having cour,ed n
girl, and applied to her father, the old man
said:
We'll, you want my daughter. What sort
o settlement will you make her? What will
you give her %
Give her g. replied the editor, looking up va
cautly, ooh, Ill give her puff"
"Take - her replied her father.
An IRISH CONTAMINATED lovely younc
girl was bending over a rose tree, which Iody
was purchasing from m Irish baskct-woman
looking kindly at the young beauty, said 81
axes your pardon young lady, bat if It's plasing
to ye; I'd thank ye to kape yer chakc away from
that rose; yen put the lady out of consait with
the color OF the flowers.
Reading tho "Mcrchant Of Venice" the other
evening, "Kink" observed if the quality of MGR
cy was ever strained, he would like to pet what
was left in the sGlye.
Jenny Lind has about seventy nights vet to
sing for Barnum, which will be consumed in her
Eastern and Northern tour. She does not go to
the Worlds Fair.
One mean action is, for Young men 70 stand
around church doors on Sunday evenings wait,
for the female portion Of the congregation 10
emerge, that they may stare them out of conn
tcnance, or follow young female home should
she happen to be alone.
In a gentleman garden near Hereford is n
grave seven feet deep, which was dug some
years ago, and which is intended to receive the
mortal remains Of the proprietor and occupier Of
the premises. The grave is partly dug and part
ly cut out of roci, and is covered with a tomb.
Upon the tomb appears the following curious
Inscription -
Full seven feet deep ond fast asleep
lie, by my direction,
Let no one sir bone Of mine,
Until the resurrection"
The merchant who spends thrco-fonrths of
his income in fast horses and brandy hmashes,
way truly be said to be doing a driring bust
ness.
a coach containing young man and woman,
with trunk on behind the coach, is plsasinclv
suggestive Of marimony. But half dozen
young ones and seven bandboxcs. is much
more gGcstve-there's no mstaking that
sign.
The following advertisement lately sppearod
in Jersey PRINT To be sold by private con-
tract beautiful Rooster monkey, Parrot and
two Spauiels, the property Of a lady just married.
who has no further use for them.
The BuzzGrd andhc Dore.--We are inform
ed that Barnum has commeced a suit against
Bennett for his bcls against him and the pure
and benevolent Jenny Lind. The damages are
laid at S5,O00.--N Y. Police Gdzette.
Bachelors may be known by their polished
manners and nennral lack Of hntinns M,hiIa