Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-02-06

curing tnat time have MAINTAINED, hlgn endlac-
ter IN almost every part of the globe for Their ex
traordlnary and immediate power Of restoring PsF- :
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS CO
of certicated instances, they have even rescued
suAerers from the very verge of an untirnely
grave after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
6.5 n,.arIv failed and to many thousands they
havs permanently secured that uniform enjoy,
mt of health. without which life itself is but
q nart;a, blessing So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infalhbly proved, that It
has appeared scarcely less than mracuioos 70
,bosa who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act
II was to their manifest and sensible acuon III
purifying the springs and channels OF me- ana en-
dung them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name -
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI:
CINES are purely and solely vegetaoie; ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Antimony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever. They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to severai indian
tribes. and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
tical chemists. are altogether unknown to the
jSnorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in 50 happily efhcaclous
q combination. -s-s -as41 1- .s. fae5 r.1
The first operation is to loosen frsm the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impure
ties and crudties constantly settling round thein
and to remove the hardened feces when cohect
in the convOlutions Of the small intestnes- Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habituai
Costiveness, with all it's train of evils, or sudden
DiarrhPa with its imminent dangers This fact
is we'll known to all regular anatomlsts who eX-
anime the human bowels after death; and hence
the prejudice of these well-informed men against
the quack medicines of the age Ihe second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys and the bad
der and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the heathfu action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourlshed
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallble.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTIEssNEss, lLL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricative Sc
erection of the mucous membrane.
FeVers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of PersPi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others. ~
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time. by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and ligaments of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
OF the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight cOIuS VIII OCcdHiDn, ana Wnlcn, ii not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which thesesLIF MEDI-
CINES give to the blood and all the humors
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
siOns all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases. +t..s .
PILES. AS remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady the VEGETABLELIEE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor Of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards Of THRTY-FIyE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteria MedieG.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he vas cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely im-
possible, by any human means. s... ..
FEVER AND AGUE.