Weekly national intelligencer. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1841-1869, 1851-09-06
NEW PORK CORRESPONDENCE.

In the absence of thing Of more importance to write
about will not be Improbable to glance the adver
sements Of any Of penny twopenny papers, In
this city strange things find their way into the advertising
columns almost unnoticed.
Here for instance we see notice that the
of New York invited in meeting tonight
at the "Crysta" the Bowery. OF cigar smokers
have enough but who would suppose that with all the deal
ers pretensons to sell only Spanish cigars have enough
native cigsr-makers to compose mass meeting !" WI
should be half inclined think this notice bit Of sly humor
the expense Of the dealers in imported cigar
only, if there not many rades-unions in process
formation. Possibly these cigar makers convene in solemn
conclave to consider the condition of Cuba.
Another notice informs that the friends of Beebe, the
celebrated halter, "who has done much promote the
interest Of his trade throughout the United States" will
next Monday evening at the Asor House.
Here man that advertises farm of thirty acres thirteen
miles distant from the city, $500 per 1t indicates
the price Of land in Weschester county and this neigh
borhood.
s.The Western Farm and vllsge Association notify
meeting tonight, "for the organization Of township and
village the public lands Of which probably the disineres
ed advertiser has the feesimpe in his pocket Possibly be
sagacious dealer in soldiers claims to bounty lands
Another gentleman, in similar speculation, under tho
seductive caption Of Every bis Landlord" in
forms /" an enlightened public" that there few
shares left in the United Building and Mutual-money lend
ing Association To any wokingman DESTROYS Of securing
homestead Gin swamp this society offers tremendous
advantages Another Of these springs to catch woodcock"
adverses Home for All"
Here "Anserican Piano Forte association establish
ed for the general distribution Of piano ortes By monthly
payments, notifies meeting Thursday Of each week for
promuging the principles DC Of the society. By and by
may have institution for the more general distribution
of "hot buckwheats" In this column dealer in fair as
ties recommends bis "qud rouge for pale lips and cheek,
and lily white for flushed rough sallow skins"
Another (whose bald appearance naturally extracts
from US the phrase physician Mye!") auds to the
echo bis mschless "Hair Restorative"
The list Of Wants" is sometimes very edifying. This
morning, ga lady, having no natural ties,
offers her time and affection" (hs pay being any ways
reasonably to any two three children who may be in want
Of governess. One would suppose that unnatural
creature would hardly be desirable. 'Mrs Squeers" after
she lost "Wakins" must have been very much such
woman. Another person, advertising for "canvasser"
shakes his head omnousy considerable portion Of the
community with the warning that sharper need apply
But here is that puzzles Under the alurng title Of
Easy Employment" it states that several widow ladies'
having large female acquaintance in the city, and who are
respectfully connected themselves may find pleasant employ
ment in which their compensation will amount from So to
IS per day." "Only ladies in advanced life" will be con-
sdered eligible applicants, and these mercifuy informed
that " the duty required will commend itself to their own
sood sense and judgment" What upon airth this
ere Mrs. Parngton will be very sptto exclsm, and
it is easy anticipate that her curiosity will be shared by
many old lady throughout the country "Beware of the
vdders, Samivel" the fahery caution of Mr. Tony
Weller but here is man that has the hardhood Of Van
Amburgh or Carter and offers them every nducement to
into the cage with him. But what is the easy en-
ploymentp Ay, there's the rub Is to help him his
male clients to advantageous matrimonial alliances, merely
to introduce isolated bachelors into society
Here is man adverises for governess Of mild and
amiable disposition 4 If any woman though very Kan
tippe, would own up to any other kind Of temper.
Again let advise your readers to look the adve
Using columns Of city papers when their reading columns
fail to amuse saAy