Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-03-13

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ter in almost every part of the globe for their ex-
traordinary and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease to which the human frame is liable
aaa IN MANY THOUSANDS
oe cartifcated instances, they have even rescued
s,Gerers from the very verge of untimely
lrravo. after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
- normanently secured that uniform enjoy
rt r. health. without which life itself is but
nar.;al blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infallibly proved, that 1t
boe anneared scarcely less than miraculous 70
those who were acquainted with the Deau'nuhy
philosophical principles upon which they are colii
pounded, and upon which they consequently ":.
II was to their manifest and sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
du;ng them with renewed tone and vigor, that
thew were indebted for their name. -
Unlike the host of perncious quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI;;
cTNES are purely and solely vegetable; ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mineral, IN any 10TH
whatever They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
Of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes. and recently to some eminent pharnaceu-
tical chemists are altogether unknown 10 the
;cnorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in 50 happily ethcacious
q combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
IF the stomach and bowels the various impurI-
ties and crudities constantly settling round thelh
and to remove the hardened faces which cOIlect
in the convolutions of the small intestines Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habltuai
Costiveness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
Diarrhpa with its imminent dangers. THIS TACT
is well-known to all regular anatomlsts VINO eN-
anime the human bowels after death; and hence
the prejudice of these well-informed men against
the ouack medicines Of the age Ihe second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the bad-
der: and. bv this means, the liver and lungs,
the bealthfuI action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity Of the urinary organs lhe
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourshed
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalIble.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrid
kind; Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsrLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish as natural consequence of It's cure,
Costivenegs. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels cOstYe within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubrlcatIYe Sc
eretion Of the mucous membrane.
FeVerS of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process of Perspl-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and Egaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found Il certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislOdging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vesselS of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds win occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Seurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the hunors
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skn and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints sallow, cloudy, and
other dsagreeabe compexions.
The use of these Pills for q very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the cearness of the skim
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, 0F by two even III the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and dobstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. II is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia MedicG
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured iD
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and cer-
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system