Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-05-22

ter in almost every part of the globe for their ex.
traordinary and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certhcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an .untimey
grave, after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed +; and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enioy-
ment of health, without which life itself is but
q martial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infalibly proved, that it
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon whch,they are COM
bounded and upon which they consequently act.
II was to their manifest and sensible action in
purifying the springs and channels OF HE, and en-
duinG them with renewed tone and vigOr, that
thew were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host Of pernicious quackerles which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antmony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral, IN any iom
whatever They are entirely composed OF e1-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, tne virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
tcal chemists, are altogether unknown 70 the
ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in 50 happily eftcacous
q combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of The stomach and bowels the various mpur-
ties and crudties constantly settling round them
and tn remove the hardened faces which collect
in the convolutions of the small intestlnes Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habltuai
Costiyeness, with all its train OF evils, or sudden
Diorrboea with its imminent dangers. This fact
ia we'll known to all regular anatomists who ex
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-informed men against
the quack medicines Of the age: The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE mED1'
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the olad-
der and, by this means, the liver and 'ungs'
the healthful action OF which entlreiy oePemos
upon the regularity of the urinary organs Ths
blood. which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes INTO the
heart. being thus purified by them, and nourlshed
bv food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
retv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalble.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stOmachs, and creating now OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acHd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN. HeADAcHE, REsTLEssNEss, 1LL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish, as natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent Purges leave the
bowels costive within two days
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints ars
occasoned, and by promoting the lubricatlVe -
sretion of the mucous membrane.
Fevars of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process of PerspI-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction III others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and ligaments Of
the joints
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter 10 which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if no!
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, BY
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEOI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the hunors.
ScOrbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state Of which oeca-
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other dsagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect all entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking mprov in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, Or BY two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. AS remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLELIFR
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation 1t is well-knOwn to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of TInRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass Of the Materia MsdicG.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured ID
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
uounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these