Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-02-27
IN MANY THOUSANDS

IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certi6cated instances, they have even rescued
s,fFarers from the very verge of an untlmely
crave after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
boya nermarently secured that uniform ENJOY
wont Of health, without which lie Itself IS but
n martial blessing. So great, hdeeo' mas 'heI
efficacy invariably and nfalllDiy Pioseu' ul"' y
has anneared scarcely less than miraculous 10
.Iso y,bo were acquainted with the beautifully
nb;losonhical principles upon which they are com
bounded, and upon which they consequently ac',
n was TO their manifest and sensible acuon in
,,,r;e;ro tbe sprnos and channels of life, and en-
dning them with renewed tone aud vIgor, that
thew were indebted for their name. =,
Unlike the host of pernicious quackenes wncn
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE ImEDl;
CTNES are purely and solely VegetaDle anu
contain neither Mercury, nor AntlmOny,. hol
Arson;c nor any Other mineral, in any form
whatever They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful pants' the virtues
of which, though long known to seVeral inoiah
tribes. and recently to some eminent Pharmaceu-
tical chemists, are altogether unknown 70 uie
ignorant pretenders to medical science ana were
never before administered In so happily elhcacou'
q combination.
of the stomach and bowels the various hmPuri-
ties and crudtes constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened fBces wnlcn cohect
in the conyoIutions of the small Intestmes- Othel
medicines only partially cleanse these, ana ied's
s,eh collected masses behind to produce haDituaf
Costiveness, with all its train OF evils, or sudden
Diarrhra with its imminent dangers ms iact
is weIl-knOwn to all regular anatomlstS VINO ca
anime The human bowels after death and hencs
the preiudice of these well-informed men against
tho ouack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys ana lhe oad-
der and. bv this means, the liver and lungs,
The bealhful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity Of the urinary organs Inc
blood. which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes INTO the
heart, being thus purified by them' ana hourlsneu
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system and trumphantly mounts the BAN
- ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be nfaIlible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stonachs, and creating now or
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatuleney, Loss OF APPETITE HEART
BURN, HEADAcHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the ntestines with solvent process, and
without violence; all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricative Sc
sreton of the mucous membrane.
FeVers OF all kinds, by restoring the blood 10
regular circulation through the process of PersP-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known 10
cure Rheumatism permanently IN three weeks,
and Gout in half that time. by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and hgaments OF
the joints
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
eping the kidnevs and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vesses of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors-
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which Occa-
sons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking Improvement in the cleamess of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even IN the worst
cases.
PILES. AS a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation 1t is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteriG MedicG.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely im-
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found a safe, speedy, and GER