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American telegraph. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1851-1851, 1851-11-04
BARGAINS IN BOOTS AND SHOES.


WYE WOULD PARTICULARLY call the attention OF
wv our customers and the Public TO our large and
complete assortment Of BOOTS and SHOES Of every de
scr alton and quality consisting In part Of the following
kinds and prices;
$3.50
Misses do do do do 81 to $l5O
Cbilds do do do do 81 TO SIC.
Youths pntenteather Shoes, beautiful article 8l2s
FOR GENTLEMEN WE HAVE
Congress CATER CLOTH and patenteaher $3.50 to $3.50
Patentleather Pumps and Montereys, 81 TO 81
Boots and Shoes, sewed and pegged, for $l3O to 80
Fine calf sewed Boots, waterproof, at 80
Single and double-socd Boots, Of our own manufac-
ture, $3.50 to $3.50
Mems kip and calf Boots, from al so TO 80
Boys do do from $150 TO 1926
Youth and children's do from 81 20 to $l.15
with q complete assortment of all kinds and qualities
Of Shoes usually kept in wellregulacd shcestore All
that are in want OF good article and at low prices we
would invite call and look at stock for we know
that we can offer inducements to buy that cannot fall
DO not forget the store but call at 100
A. HOOVER & SONS,
south side Pennsylvania avenue, next to d. laJack
son and Bros, bet. 9th and 7th SITS, opp Browns
Hotel. oct 23-eoSt
American telegraph. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1851-1851, 1851-11-04
General Banking and Exchange Business.

COMPREHENSIVE.
TIVE undersigned respectfully announce to the public
that they have entered into copartnersbp for the
transaction OF general Exchange and Banking business
In the city Of Washington, under the firm Of
sgLDEN, wITHERS 4 co.
All business entrusted TO them will be attended to with
promptress and fidelity.
WILLIAM sELDEN,
Late Treasurer OF the United States
JOHN WITHERS,
OF Alexandria, Virginia
r. W. LATHAM
OF the city Of Washington
L. p. BAYNE.
mar Eft or baltimore. Maryland.
American telegraph. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1851-1851, 1851-11-04

GHEPPARD A VAN HABLINGEN, No. 274 Chestnut
- street. above Tenth, Philadelphia have just received
per steamer splendid Table and Piano Covers Damask
Table Cloths, Napkins Moreens and Worsted Damasks.
American telegraph. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1851-1851, 1851-11-04

CCHOOL BOOKS Mt New York Prices.
- full of all kinds in use; and the
best STATIONERY ofevcry variety, for sale by
AUSTIN GRAY,
NJ 30- It'll street, opposite Odd Fellows Hail.
American telegraph. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1851-1851, 1851-11-04
"THE UNION ACADEMY"

"TdE UNION ACADEMY,"
Corner of l4th street and New York Avenue.
e. RICHARDS, Principal.
ii. CHASE, / ..,...nt
A. ZAPposE Professor of Modern Languages.
r. Gmsor, Teacher Of Drawing and Painting.
Circulars be obtained Of the Principal, at r.
Farnhams Bookstore oct 1T
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20

There is an hour of wild delight,
When every sense is wrapped in dreams,
And rosest waters dew the breast
From Joys celestial streams.
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
V A R I EFT Y
"The Knockings.,

The Christian Register, in the course
OF some excellen; remarks on the "spirit>
ual-knockings" humbug, tells the follow
ing amusing unecdote:
1--WE are tempted to draw from our Col
lege "reminiscences case which we deem
a very worthy parallel to these audacious
fooleries. Our coevals at Cambridge cam
not have forgotten a man Of liverystable
notoriety. His customers were often so
oblivious as to the extent of their rides,
that he contracted with the innholders of
the surrounding country to score their
names on such Of his vehicles as visited
theirtaverns. He had also horse who had
been trained to lift his fore foot, as often
as a slight signal from bis masters
finger was repeated. A stupid freshman
once returned, as he SAID, from ride to
WATERFOWL, but bearing with him the
sign manual OF an innholder in Concord
The youth persisted unblushinsly in his
lie. Says the man. my horse knows
and will tell me, how many miles h, has
been driven" The signal was given and
repeated. The horse lifted his foot four
teen times in succession The astounded
freshman paid his full stable fee, and re-
tired firm y convinced of the perternatural
endowments Of the horse" ......
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
The Music of the Mattresses.

Among the objects of interest about to
be sent to the Great Exhibition is a mus
ical bed, which, we presume, is intended
to be adapted to the playing Of various
melodies. OF course, when the bed is to
speak for itself, it will strike up, "Down,
derry down." or if it is designed to call the
sleeper at certain hour, it will burst out
into "wake dearest, wake," at the appoin-
ted moment. We doubt very much wheih-
er musical bed will be the best for pro-
noting a refreshing nights sleep, but as
mode Of taking few bars rest, The ar
rangement may be very agreeable. Per-
haps, however, by the aid Of the compo>
si,ions of our old friend Sebastian Bach,
the bed may be set TO music in such a
way as to send the occupant speedily to
sleep, though the danger would then be
to get him to wake again, if the music
should continue. Considering, however,
the noise that must accompany the per-
formance ola musical bed, we think there
are sound objections to the invention
Punch.
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
A Duelling AnecdOtc.

Two Spanish officers recently met to
fight duel outside the gates Of Billion,
after the seconds had failed to reconcile
the belligerents. 1--WE wish TO fght-to
fight to DEATH" they replied 10 the repre-
sensations Of their companions. At this
moment, poor fellow, looking like the
ghost of Romeo's apothecary, approached
the seconds. and IN lamentable voice
said, "Gentlemen, am a poor artisan,
with a large family, and if you would
"My good man, don't trouble US now, -
cried one of the officers, don't you see
my friends are going TO split each other
We are not in a charitable humor" sit
is not aims ask for" said the man 81
am poor carpenter, with eight children,
and my wife is sick and having heard
that those gentleman were about to kill
each other, thought of asking you to let
me make the coffins'' AT these words,
the individuals about to commence the
combat burst into a loud fit Of laughter,
simultaneously throwing down their
swords, shook hands with each other, and
walked away.
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
PcriIOus Adventure of n Dog,

We understand that a dog belonging 10
the establishment of the Messrs. McIn-
tosh, on Front street, was carried over the
falls a few days since, and strange to say
Is now alive and as well as usual. The
dog was playing in spor'ive way upon
the railroad bridge, when by some acct
dent he fell into the water, that was rush
ing swiftly by, and wa, Immediately car,
ried over the Upper Falls, a perpsndicu~
lar descent of ninety-six feet. All sup>
posed the dog was lost, and no one ever
took the trouble to look into the foaming
waters below, to see whether the poor an.
imal Raated away. The next day the
dog relGEaed to his master, not a great
deal the worse for the adventure He
bore sogse marks of contact with The ice
and rocks, bat soon recovered, and is now
as smart as auybody's dog.-Rochestcr
Advertiser.
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20

WORTH MAKES THE RESPECTABLE MAN.
At dinner, given on New Years day,
by Colonel Campbell, Superintendent Of
the New Orleans Gas Works, to the work
men of the establishment, both white and
black, Col. G. said "Let me tell you
in great sincerity that, in my opinion, the
responsibility ola man does not depend
on the fneness of his coat, nor the color
of his face but on the manner in which
he deports himself in the condition to
which it has pleased God to call him"
The toast given by the chief negro black
smith was The Union--may its him
ges never grow rusty"
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
INTERESTING ExpERIMENr.-An an

INTERESTING ExpERIMENr.-An anu
sing and also interesting experiment may
be performed as follows: Take four glass
tumblers, invert them upon the floor. lay
board on them, leta person beat him
over the back short time with a fur cap,
muff or any thing made Of fur or silk plush
then apply your finger TO his nose and a
spark OF fire will be seen to fash from
the nose to the finger. The room should
be dark. when the experiment is made, so
to be able 70 see the flash.
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20

EfFEcrs OF MAsKING-Two CHILDREN
rERRIFIEB TO pEACu-About three weeks
since two children belonging to man
named Brown foTGerIy waiter at the
Globe Hotel, Exmeu,h, the one four and
the other few years older, were sent by
the mother, who keeps a mangle, after a
baske. Of clothes, and were met on the
way bv some boys, one of whom had on
a NEST hidesus looking mask. The boy,
seeing the children frightened, ran after
them, repeating some gibberish, which
frightened them more, and having follow
ed them antil they turned the corner Of
The street, transferred the mask to anoth-
err bog, who managed again to come in
contact with the poor children, who re-
turned tome Instantly, when their parents
seeing them 50 pale and trembling very
much inquired what the matter was, which
they explained as well as they could.
The shock, however, was so grea, that
they never recovered it; their health de-
clined daily The one died three weeks
after, and the other died on Wednesday
last. Each Of thcm ia Illness often ex-
claiming, He is coming, 'n'I see him.
"There he isl with other like express
ions.-lExeter (Eng-l Gazette. .-
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20

A SLEEPY LEGISLATOR. A member Of
the Legislature, who INDUCED in alters
noonnaps, requested his friend to arouse
him when the lumber act come up. He
omitted it by forgetfulness, but acciden-
tally gave him jog just as the House
was discussing bill to prevent fraud.
Old sleepy.head started, rubbed his eyes,
and exclaimed
"Mr. Chairman word or two on
that bill, for more than one half my con,
stiluents get their living in no other way"
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20

True HoNEsrY.-Somc years ago, two
aged men, near Marshalion, troded, or
according to Virginia parlance, snapped
horses, on this condition-that on that
day week. the one who drought he had
the best Of the bargain, should pay to the
o'her two bushels of wheat. The day
came, and as luck would have it, they met
halt way between ,Ee;r respective homes.
Where art thou going 81 said one.
10 thy house with the wheat" an
sweIed the other. "And whittier ant thou
riding p llGh ,lTGI17f9"
Truly" replied the first, 81 was la
king the wheat to thy house,
Each, pleased with his bargain, had
thought the wheat justly due to his neigh.
Dor, and was going to pay it.
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
From Godey's Lady's Book.
THE TWO HOURS.
ny CARL LINDLEY.

There is an hour of wild delight,
When every sense is wrapped in dreams,
And rosiest waters dew the breast
From Joys celestial streams.
No gloomy guest the heart receives
Within its cheerful halls to larry;
No visitants welcome find, .-
Save what are glad and merry.
Then earth's united wealth appears
Too mean to bay us from our pleasure;
IT'S laurel, gold and hoaors seem
But baubles to our treasure.
lis when the Gulcet word of Love
Within the captured ear is stealing
And the long outcast, exiled lip
1t first wild kiss is feeling.
There is an hour of heaY;est care,
When all those drowsy senses wake.
As on the hneast pale memories CLEAN
Like moorbeams on the lake.
The heart, like Noak, sends it dose
To seek the clire-branch of Peace,
But no green leaf that bird can find
To shadow its release.
As Rachel wept her early dead
The children OF her love and pain
SO mourns the widowed sprit fox
The stricken and the SLAIN
That hour ia when the hand of Fate
Has rent the cords that Love hath bound
And left upon the dotiNg heart
Its deep and aching wound
The contrast in those adverse hGuss
Exceedeth pain and sacrifice;
Fer he whe kssews living death
Is worse than him who dies.
And there are eyes which when theS rest.
Upon these sudden lines, shall dim;
And there are hearts, which then shall lears
The import of my hyDR-
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20

AIRY FooD.-A man inquired of eel
ebrated balIoonist what he would do if in
want of refreshments in his ;erial voyage
as there were no hotels. He instantly re-
piled, he would have no occasion for them
he would stop at some ofthe "castles in
the air."
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
DR.. Leidy's
SARSAPARILLA BLOOD PILLS.

Ahead of all oiherSn
THE ENVY ALL FILL MANUFACTURERS.
BECAUSE they are safer, better and more eficacious
100000 BOXES
have been sold annually for the last five years
YOUNG IND OLD, MALE AND FEMALE
can always take them with equal safety, without fear.
IF PILLS BE NECESSARY
for purging and cleansing the stomach and bowels and
purifying blood and fluids of the body, take other
for other pills produce those combined effects con-
tain sarsapara in them
Eat, drink and live as usual
and pursue your usual occupation whilst taking them,
without fear of taking cold during all kinds of weather
ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS
are wagere that genuine certificates (from physi-
cians clrgymen, members of congress and respectable
citizens lie produced of their efficacy than OF 9TH
ers and box will do good than two boxes of any
others.
Forty Pills are in n Box! :!
and sold at T,centy-F,ue Cenis Bor with directions,
and much wholesome advice accompanying each box
They have taste unpleasant SMELL
Free from durt powder OF any kind,
DO not grippe the Stomach or Bowels,
Produce no sickness, vomiting or bad feelings,
THEY ARE GOOD At All TIMES,
And adapted to most diseases common 10 mankind.
No one having taken them win be willing after
wards take Others because they always do good,
and if they do not then no others will.
NIB. IeIDY THE PR0PRIE TOR g. MANUF Ac TURER
is regular Druggist Chemist and Physician Of Is years
experience in Philadelphia graduate of the University OF
Pennsylvania member of different Medical Institutions
of Philadelphia, New York. Boston, Baltimore &c, and
associate and corresponding member OF several Medical
Institutions in London and Pars, &c
: Principal depot, DR. LEiDy's DIsrENsARY, No ia
North FOURTH ST., Phiadclphaand sold wholesale and
retail by
A G. PAGE, Agent, Bath-Durgin & Co, Portland
Dillingham; Il Titcomb, Auglsta-Alex Warren, Kenne-
bunk-S Page n Co. Hallowell-A Carter ~ Son, Port
land-'nd by Druggists and storekeepers generally.
1y22
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
Kcnncbec and Portland Railroad
g7 49, : R
Indcpendept Line.

OPENED TO RICHMOND Winter arrangement,
" commencing Jan 20, ISL MA
Passenger trains will leave the Station foot OF Ches-
nu street. dav Sundays excepted for Westbrook,
Falmouth, Cumberland, Yarmouth, Freeport, Bruins
wick BowIonham, Richmond and BAN, rs follows =
Leave Portland for Bath, al 10 a NJ: ana NJ
! /" Portland for Bowdoinham and Richmond, lP NJ
s Bath for Portland, at 8 NJ, and 10 80 p NJ
Bath for Richmond, al II ~ NJ
Richmond Tor Portland and Bath At II 30 p NJ
Each rain from Bath aud Richmond connects nj
Portland with the trains from Portland 10 Boston.
The p NJ train from Portland connects with the train
leaving Boston AT "A NJ
Passengers arriving IN the morning Tram from Boston,
aud This line TO the Kennebec River will take the
cars OF his road III the junction of the Poranu Saco and
Portsmouth Railroad nj Cape Elizabeth.
Stages leave Richmond on the arrival OF the train
leaving Portland NJ, for Gardiner, ialiowell and
Augusta.
At Bath, stages connect with Wiscnsset, Damariscot
Ia, WaIdoboro, 'rhomaston, Belfast anu fangor.
JOIN RUSSELL, JR Superintendent
Portland, Jan 90, 1851. 81
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
Ship ChandlerY!

A GENERAL assortment, constantly on hand
Aand for sale by z. HYDE & co. corner Of
Front and Broad Streets, Bath.
Including Cordage, Manila and Tarred, from
the manufactures of Boston and Plymouth, by
gang or retail, Cotton, Scotch and Russia Duck
OF all descriptions, Cotton and Hemp Twines,
Anchors all sizes, Chains, Cables. Sheets and ties
of Boston manufacture from English fined Iron
also best proved English Chains, Bolt and Sheet
Copper. Composition Spikes, Nails, with other
castings Of all descriptions, Patent Windlass
Gear Wndlass Necks, and Capstan Spindles
Cambooses, Spikes and Nails, Naval Stores
Paints, Oils and Glass, Nautical Instruments
Books, Charts. sc.
MANY Of the above articles can, on suitable
notice be delivered to the purchaser his place
Of business, direct from the mandatory free o
expense to him, and at the manufacturers low
est price.
Bath, July2, 1S47. u2
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
Sea Otter Oil.

TNHEREar a number OF species of Outer, of which
the Sea Ocr is much the largest, being about the
size Of large mastif, and weighing from seventy 10
eighty pounds. Its color when in full season, is per-
ecy black; and AT other times, Of dark brown; the
ui very 6ne, and sells high price i'll China, to
which the skins generally taken Ii is exclusively
found between the 10Th and Goth degrees Of north la,i-
ude The northwest coast OF North america and the
shores OF Kamscacha and the adjoining Islands. 1t is
sail water.
The rtirss ,rdsre this otter is tdten, its oil
cGUsiUiy for hs grotrti AMI for bdutDyng the hair
Then 10 cOHsiier any other oil suitable to the
hcad. JulS A G PAGE, Sole Agent for Both.
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20

"a MERE MATTER OF FoRM."-Ofall
things that are worn for the " mere mat
ter Of FORM" stays should be the very last
for they have ruined more forms than any
other article of Gress-such, at least, is
the medical opinion Of DR.. Punch.
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
Father, Hear!
EY MISS HANNAH F. GOULD.

TheU whose power assumes the form,
Now, of this wild wintry storm,
Let it still in mercy be
Shown upon the raging sea!
o, for him who tesses there,
Father, hear this midnight prayer!
Solemn darkness shrouds the world;
While, with midnight wings unfurled.
Thus the winds in fury sweep
Ger the land and DER the deep,
Then whose thoughts from death can sare,
Guard the life that's or the wave!
Cold and dreary is the night;
Snow-elosds wrap the beacon light,
Rocks and ices. like host
Armed fer battle, bar the coast;
For the coming bark appear
Guide her save her Father, hear.
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
CURE FOR LUNG COMPLAINTS.
CURE FOR WHOOPING COUGH
DOWNS, ELIXIR

Is "a verydesirable medicine in This complaint
and probaDy breaks up the cough eectualiy than
any other known remedy. t..-
Ii loosens The cough and enables the patient 10 raise
easyand freely thus saving the labor of head cough
ing. tt
Ifyou have the whooping cough, or if YOUR chill
DREy KEEP YOU AWAKE NIGHTS with their coughing, be
and nse DOWNS ELiXIR, and you will find it all
recommend it. ttfI
Sold by Druggists and dealers in medicine generally,
and BY A. g Page ). P. Shaw, and j. Nj. Keep, Bath
VIM. Baker and F.. Il. Gaichel, Brunswick Il. Dana.
Gotta; and WIN. H. Barnard, and John Buch, Waldo
boro'. 25
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
A recent American traveller sa VS.

81 am a Roman CITIZEN" was an ngis
of protection to those who could say il
with truth now, the similar one, )" AN
AN AMERICAN CITIZEN" not only insures
protection abroad, but opens to our coun-
trymen places, which, in some instances
are closed to every other foreigner"
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
Chemical TOOthache Drops

OR CHEMICAL COMPOUND
For the Of The Uorst TOothache, by IT'S arpica-
ton feW times.
THIS is the only compound which eifectuay kills the
the detective tooth without the least pain
injury the others. Ii is warranted contain the
least acid or kreosoe, which furious the other
teeth. and 81 poisonous i'll their effects.
This article otened used 10 kill the of the de-
cayed tooth before filling. thereby preventing the oper-
alton from being painful
NIB. See that the direction which accompanies each
bottle has the signature of FREDERICK BROW
the proprietor, his hand writing: without which
none can be genuine.
1y2S A G PAGE. Sole Agent for Bah.
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
ANODYNE,
OR POOR MINS PLASTER.

TTItt rFTftN Nf-t'
THIS plaster is recommended with the greatest conf
l. deuce, ia fact il Is recommended with that conf
dcnce that if obtained of the proprietor and il does
not give relief the MONEY shall POSITfFEL be
REFUNDED. For weakness pain in the IONS
back, side breast, limbs, neck, joints, rheumatism lum
bago &c. Tbare have been thousands OF them sold
ana not one single has occurred where they
have not given relief. The price being very low,
cry person obtain H. In severe coughs colds, sh
ma and difficulty Of breathing, overtbe lungs will
afford great relief.
1t can be truly said il is the best Strengthening plaS-
lei NOW in use. II is entirely article and
like any other now i'll use.
1y25 4 q PAGE, Sole 1genf for B1th
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20

AS general thing, the less man reads
the more loquacious he is. Put dozen
Ignoramuses in room, and they will
wrangle all night about the " constitu>
tionality of a saw -mill."
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20

An Irishman in Albany N. Y. is going
to get his life insured $50 that when he
dies he might have something to live on
and not be dependent on the cold char
tiles Of the world as he once was"
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20

Red cheeks are only oxygen in another
shape. Girls anxious to wear pair, will
find them where the roses do-out doors.
One good sleigh-ride is better for the
complexion than all the piano playing in
the world .E .#.E
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20

The scientific gentleman who expects
to be able to raise colts from horse-chesnuts
is in Troy, negotiating with the proprietor
Of the horse boat ferry.
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20

"Moly," said lady to her servant, |
think You'll never set the river on fire."
Indade, ma'am," innocentIy replied
Molly; /" I'd never be after doing anything
so wicked-I'd be burning up all the little
fishes"
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20
Cure for Rheumatic Affections.
The Cramp and Pain Killer.

Prepared by Curtis Perkins, is most efficient rem
edy for
Rheumatic Affections, Pain in the Limbs, Side,
Back or Stomach, Headache. Toothache, Bill
lious, Cholic, Cramp in the Stomach, Cramp
in the Limbs, Wounds, Bruises, Cuts, Burns,
Scalds Chilblains, Frozen Limbs. and all 9TH
er inflammatory complaints.
The Cramp and Pain Killer is also excellent arli-
Gle for DYSENTERY and BOWEL COMPLAINTS.
II Immediately checks all DiarrhGa restores and
regularity the stomach and bowels and NOT Ieaue
tie patient costue is usually the such an
attack. ..t.r
NJ II is an excellent HORSE AND Ok LrNIMENT
Sold by Druggists and dealers medicine generally
IN three sized bottles lat 12, IS and 37i cents bottle
and by A.G. Page, Bath; VIM. Baker, and f. r Catch
ell Bruins wick. r'att f -.He. fai 3m25
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20

"What is system? inquired a young
lady Of man of letters. at isl replied
the scholar, "a faggot Of ideas, well ar
ranged, and neatly bound together"
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20

A Yankee has invented a snspender
that so contracts on your approach to wa
ter, that the moment YOU come TO a pud-
die, i, lifts you over, and drops you on the
opposite side.
Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1851-02-20

"Mother," said little girl seven wears
old, 81 could not understand our minis,
ter TO day; he said so many hard words.
| wish he would preach so that little girls
could understand him. Won't he moth
ere" Yes, perhaps so, if you request
it, Soon after, her father saw her going
to the ministers. Where are you 60
ing, FL ~ assssa he. Lam going. over
- ~ -sss4e<so- be. Inn 10 ~