Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1851-10-02
NO. 81.
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s. the napy akrifias fneisidesis ,hreussea, tAs
s.nie, who. are nsw selsitingsiAe dear PeoYls for
thsiF support
Esdies es8 gs-,4sIss I riss--tus .
there's no Us Rtelling ysu that yen know that
| an UP, as. kali asI de. | am a modest
man--yery but have never lost . pisayune
b. L in my lifs-~Aeing scarce commodity
among candidates. sho44sAt | would Iaen-
hon 81 fer Tar = diSat ye's never would 4
gandidss4s az sassr4.;y2 oaasiaered az
aafssness, bgt they arenOs they are the po- T
Etest men il the worlds shake you- BY the
hand, ask hpw's your family, what's the pros
peot for crops, sc, and | am the palitest
man there il il the State paYy Crockett
says, the politost maa he ever saw, when he,
asked q man 10 drink, turned his back SO that
he might drink as much as he pleased / {
beat that all hellow; | give man chance
10 drink twice il he wishes fer I not emily (
tarn around, tRtt skut. my eyes am not
Only the politess man but tho best election
eerer-you ought to see me shaking hands,
I with She variations, tile pump handle and
| pendulum, Che cross cut and wiggle-waggle;
/ / understand the sience perfectly, asa il any
/ oftho candidates wish instructions. they may.
\ oall on me
Fellow citizens, was bsttR--if hadat
I T - =. "a 4 :. Il
! am going to tell yen where twas not IN
\ Mississippi, but twas on tho right side Of
the negro line; yet taa4-A 10 compliments,
as the negroes are mostly kern On tho Same
side I started IN the world as poor as y 2
| church-meuse, Jet came honestly by my
poverty, for I Inherited IL, aud If did start
poor, no man cant say bnt that have held
4 nay own remarkably we'll
Candidates generally tell you-if you
think they ara qualified, &c Now, I dent
ask your thoughts,T ask yoar votes Why,
there's nothing to think Of, but watch and
see that Swans name is not onyour ticket If
go, tlfifsk to scratch it 6ff and put mine pa
n r IL, certain that i -l..ssorupefent, fer who
1 ssssi % Know Better than aoq-nobedy.
i viii anew that Swan is tile best Auditor
IN the State that is tin am olccted-4hen
perhaps it's net proper for me to say any
thing more. Yet, as an honest man. ans
bound e say that | believe It's grieyous.
SIN to hide anything from. my fellow-citizens.
theretofe | sag thatit's my private opinion
publicly expressed, that LII make the best
Auditor in the United States
lis not for honor I wish to be auditor
fer y my own county was offered an office
that was all honor-Goroner- /. re-
Epertiutly declined The Auditors Office Is
I@worth some $4,000 year. 9nd / am in for
IT Ike thousand Of hrick To show NV
goodness efheaft, I'll make this offsr 10 nv
co'nPsttor 4 AN sareiSf being elected and
he viii lose something by the canYass-theTe-
tore | am willing to divide equally With him.
and make these two offers In take the
salary, aud he may have the honor or 10
may have the honor, and I'lfteke the salary.
Ia the way Of honors | have received
enough to satisfy pe for life won't ouS
to Mckee eat pork land beaus--slept in6the
ram and mud and swallowed everything OK
eePt live Mexicars. M hen was ordered
togo | vert Charge. / charged eAnd
! break for the ehapperal ycu had better be-
lieye l beat quarter nag in Doing BpE 4utv.-
Ay competitor. Swan, is bird ofgeMen
plpmDge, who has been swimming Tor he
laSt four years in the Auditors pona. Mt
a5toeoa year, L am fer rotation [ Want
70 rotate him out and to rotate myself inf
| There's pi6uty Of room for him to swim ont
side OF that pobd~therefore PEP in your votes
ofme--I'll pop him out arG pop myself IN,
| am for . division Of labor SMaA says
be Las % w0fk@all fhe time with his nose
down upon the public grindstone -Four
years must have ground il to a pint Posr
fellow, the public ought not to insist On.
4 haFing the handle Of his mug ground elcan
Il Ell | haYe large, falfgroWn and we'll
blown nose red as a beet and tough as sole
leather lrush to the post Of duty. I offer
tap rs sacrifice / clap it on the grind
stone FelloW-eitizens, grind away7~yrfnd
till | kaiicr enough, and that'll 10 Sometime
first, for III hang on like grim death 70 q
dead Afrit1a
Times most out Well I like 10 forget
to tell you ray Eame It's Daniel fer short
Dan. Not handsonr6 man. for my Parents
were people who lived where tie quality ap-1
4 prepriated all tie nice names thcEefcxe they
/, had 70 lake what was eft and divide around
among us--but it's haIidsomesas am -
! D. Russell Remember every one of you
that it's not Swan
( am sure to be elected. "a enc and ali.
great and small, short aud tall, when you
GENE down to Jackson after the election
stop At the Au3itqr' 9lfee-the latch string
always hangs out-suter without knocking
take Of yefH things and mske yourself et
hone
Dan erawfsbed out Of the stand, bobbinr
his head ike tip-up amid the cheers for
Dam ga Dap Russell and Young Davy1
Crockett
THE Pooh BOY.
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