The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1851-07-03
!, From the Albany Dutehman
Crumbs for all Kinds of Chickens,


"a soul above butlons," the sight of clover
field will do him as much good as il does
milk-cans. Although Benlham spent whole
life wrangling about tariffs and treacle, poor
laws and penitentiaries, there was no man
more alive 10 the beauties of flower
When oppressed with low spirits or bores,
he would not only send his troubles ito
grass" but wonld go there himself. In the
midst of bloom, he'd bury his depression !;
and would find in the music of meadow,
not only the contentnent of the lark, but its
joyousness and hilari,y. To cure the blues,
one bite of sod is worth all the physicians in
the world. Try it on.
A western editor thus sums up the peculi-
arties Of cotemporary !: He is too lazy to
earn meal, and too mean to enjoy one
He was never generous but once, and that
was when he gave the i,ch to an apprentice
boy. OF his industry, he says, the public
may be the better Judge, when he states that
the only day he was ever worked, was the
day he mistook castor ell for honey-Com-
plimentary that.
May, with IFS blue weather, blooming
hills, and vocal forests, lie once more among
us. Now bobolinks feel the tender PASSION,
and inspired caty-dds serehade their lady
loves from nodding apple trees. About
these days, while trousers and sentiment
supercede the Blue noses and thick boois.-
Buds and bosoms begin TO swell-while all
creation takes te love, clover and chnnubi-
ality. Great invention that string. Well i! is.
CoURTNc.-Aa institution made up Of
flutes and moonlight-a period that brings dis
cretion TO a full stop, and marks with star
the morning of onr hopes. Courting con-
verts women into angels, mouths into honey
comb-the heart becomes great hive of
sweets-while kisses are the bees that keep
up the supply. Again we ask, did you ever
hold the head of blue-eyed girl.
THE GuLLowAY PILL.-This is the name
of a new pill just patented for the cure of the
rash in all its various forms-beainning with
bargain General agents, Gag g. Gargle Broad
way, N York.
Proof of its Efficacy The Rev. DR.. Nasal,
of Whee2y Valley, some two months since,
thought he could improve Milton by re-wri.
ting the sixth book of Paradise Lost. He
took two of the above pills, and has never
entertained the opinion since. Other proofs
equally astonishing, may be seen by calling
on the ageEcy.
NIB Gag & Garele are in no way con-
nec;eG with Flumix Btters, ct the Tombig-
by Ointment. To preven, mistakes, look at
the Cork
A friend, liz speaking of the courts of Cal
ifornia, says they know but one law, and
that's the law of self-defence-a statute
which is governed BY one sci Of "reports,"
those which are issued by Rifle, Revolver
s. Co.
RATHER EaUIvocAL.-Dobbs says the ladies
of Mexico are the most yirtuous in the world
until they are tempted-while the men would
soon be Numbered among the most homes,
if travellers would only cease TO carry money
about their persons.
4 now tragedy has just been written for
the Troy Theatre. 1t is called the ''Benight-
ed Cobbler, or the Haunted Pegging Awl"
1t was written by the author Of Sherry Cob
blers.
People who lack money, are always sup
posed TO lack merit, while they are some
times questioned even as to their morality.
As Tom Hood forcibly expresses it-people
of affluence knows no difference between
those who are naught and those are naughty.
Dobbs once boarded with woman $50
stingy Of her sugar." that when she stewed
quart of gooseberries, they seemed sharp
ened 10 pint.
A gardener in California has sccceeded in
raising potat6e that weighs IA pounds.
Such "Murphy" should be 'trausmitted,
,ninipairsd, 10 posterty:""
"THE END JusTIFIEs THE MEANs"-This is
whst bean pole of a girl said, when she
tied on forty pound bustle.
The following advertisement was handed
in yesterday
LEFT HoME-Ou Monday last, Phillip, son
of Michael Maloney He was dressed in
courderoy, with ligh, blue eyes, eight years
old, with stripes down the legs, Hair Brown.
and answers TO the name OF "Phil." Any
person knowing where he is will please send
word to his father--in the yaller house Ca:
nal ST.
Smithers wants TO know why his wife is
like baker who is making two cent pie,
Give it upa
Because she is ''growing little tah."--
Somebody will have to hold Smiihers, or he
will kill himself, some day, dangerously.
eDoctor, do you think thin shoe is bad
for consumption 2,
s'Not at all, my love--it is what lives on,'
The doctor rather had her that time
TNaples is the only European State I'M.
represented at the Worlds Faif.