Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1851-04-24
IN MANY THOUSANDS

KIND OF dsease 10 which the human frame IS llaDe.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of certiHcated instances they have even rescued
.,fferers from the very verge of an untimefv
crsve after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
Rad utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanenty secured that uniform enjoy
,,,o,,, of health. without which life itself is but
n martial blessing. So great, indeed has their
oG;cacv invariably and infallibly Proved that it
bas .nnaarod scarcely less than miraculous to
,hoso who uere acquainted with the beautifully
rb;,osonh;cal principles upon which they are COM
oounded, and upon which they consequently act
It was to their manifest and sensible acuon IN
purifying the springs and channels OF HE, ana en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and Vigor' tna'
they were indebted for their name -
Unlike the host of pernicious quackenes wnlcn
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl:
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several indian
tribes and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
tical chemists, are altogether unknown 70 tne
puorant pretenders to medical science; and were
never before administered in 80 happily etlcacious
combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various mpuri-
ties and crndities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened faces which collect
in the convoutons of the small intestnes. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
s1ch collected masses behind to produce habltual
Costivepess with all its train of evils, or sudden
Diarrhna with It's imminent dangers This fact
is weE-known to all regular anatomlsts who eX-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
tbe nreiudice of these well-informed men against
the ouack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys ana lne Da0-
der and. by this means, the liver ana lungs,
the healthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. ne
blood. which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart. being thus purified by them, and nourished
bv food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
rietv Of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infaIlbIe.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs and creating now on
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acHd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE = HEART
BURN, HEADAcHE, RFsTLEssNEss, 1LL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish, as natural consequence of lis cure,
Costiveness. By cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costve within two days
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubrcatIve se-
erection of the mucous membrane.
FeVers OF all kinds. by restoring the bOod 10
regular circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution OF
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDcISEs have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently III three weeks,
and Cert in half that time, by removing local
Inflammation froa the muscles and iganlents Of
the Joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enng the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel.
Also Worms. bv disodging from the turIlings
of the bowels the shiny matter 10 which thfse
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving The
air-vesseis Of the lungs from the mucous winch
removed. becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful Diseases
Scuryv, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect parity which these LIFE MEDI-
CJNES give To the blood, and ali the humors.
Scorbutie Eruptions and Bad Complex
;nns BY their alteraiive effect upon the fluids that
feed the skim and the morbid state of which occa~
sons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, aud
other disagreeahle compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cura of Salt Rheun, snd =
striking Improvements in the cleGrness OF the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, OF by two even IN the worst
cases.
Piles, As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady. the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation II is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor Of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compant for upwards of THIRTYFyg YEARS; and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass OF the Mgteria MedcG.
He however ut length tried the Medicine which
is now offered TO the public, and he was cured ~
ii very short time after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found a safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to return Oft the disease-a cure by these
medicines is permanent-TRY THEM, BIZ
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints
General Debility, Loss OF APPETITE ANn
DISEASES OF FEMALES--these medicines have been
used with the most beneficial results IN cases OF
this description :-KING's EVIL and ScRoFULA, in
its worst forms, yields to the mild yet powerful
action of these remarkable Medicines. NIGHT
SwEATs, Nervous DEBILITY, NERvors Con-
PLANTS of all kinds, PALPIrATIoN OF THE HEARr'
PANTER's CoLIc, are speedily cured.
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
Persons whose constitutions have oecolHo IN,
paired by the iujudicious use of MERCURY WIZ
find these Medicines perfect cure, as 'neT ".' r.
fail to eradicate from the system al '"V s,'.sfl
Scouer than the mOSt pOWoEiu