Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1850-05-17

ter in almost every part OF the globe for Their ex-
traordinary and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of cer1,ccated Instances, they have even rescued
sufferers irom the very verge of an untiTneiy
grave after al the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
| have permanently secured that uniform enjoy
ment of health, without which life itself is bat
| partial blessing. So great. indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infa!lbly proved, that IT
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
| those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act.
1t was to their manifest ana sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels Of fe, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they We're indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernicIous quackeries which
boast Of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDT-
CINES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor
Arsenic, nor any other mineral, III any form
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
Of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown TO the
ignorant pretenders to medical science ; and were
never before administered In 50 happily etticacious
e combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impuri-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened faces which collect
in the convoutions of the small ntestInes. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind TO produce habitual
Costiveness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
Djarrhdea with its imminent dangers. This fact
is well-knovvn to all regular ANTAGONISTS who eN
anime the human bowels after death ; and hence
the prejudice of these well-inforned men against
the quack medicines Of the age Inc second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE hEDI-
ETNES is to cleanse the kidneys ana The Dad
der: and BY this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthfu action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs HE
blood, which takes it's red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before 1t passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nouTished
By food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part Of
the system, and triumphantiy mounts the ban
ner Of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infailIbe.
DYSPEPSIA, BY thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acud
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, Heart
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL EHPER,
Anxiety, BANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, via
vanish as natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
Of the intestines with a solvent process, and
withou, violence; all violent Purges leave the
bowels costive within two days
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubncative Sc
erection Of the mucous membrane.
fell Il HI ,rz1f
regular circulation, through the process of Persp
ration IN such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout IN half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and iigaments Of
the Joints.
Dropsies Of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found 4 certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel
Also Worms, by disOdglng from the turnings
of the bowels the shiny matter TO which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-yessels of the lungs fiom the mucous which
even slight colds viii occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvv, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CIEES give 10 the blood, and ali the hunlors
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid Of which occa-
sOus ali eruptlye complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable complications.
The use Of these Pills for a very short time
viii effect an entire cure Of Salt RheuIn, and a
striking improvement in the ciearness OF the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maIady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is wel-known to hundreds
III this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of THIRTY-FvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Mpferia Medicd.
tie however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered TO the public, and he was cured In
a very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines viii be found a safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy Other medicines leave the system
subject to return of the disease cure by these
medicines is permanent-TRY THEM, BE
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.