Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-12-05
IN MANY THOUSANDS

fss no IN MANY THOUSANDS le asss q
os certi6eated instances, they have even rescued
- 5SorsF from the very verge of untimeiy
60 all the deceptive nostrums of the day
S.I rttorlv failed and to many thousands they
n'u "1a5,aa antlv, secured that uniform enjoy
,, r. health. without which lite ltsef IS but
a martial blessing So great, lnueeu' n1s ~; .le
eeicacv invariably and infalliby Proseu ula'
has appeared scarcely less thah niN Ios,,,;f,II,,
naS ,iybo were acquainted with the beautruiy
ubgosonbical principles upon which they are coill-
ponndad. and upon which they consequently ac'' .
r. ft .s 10 their manifest and sensible action IN
n,riesng the springs and channels of life, and en-
duing them with renewed tone and Vlgof' ina
thew were indebted for their nalne'
Unlike the host of pernicious quackenes wMen
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl;
rTNES are purely and solely vegetable ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral, IN any iorn
whatever. They are entirely comPoseu VI "a
tracts from rare and powerful plants' tne yIsaes
of which, though long known 10 seVeral ~a. Inol~iA
tribes, and recently to some eminent Pil@in"SI ~
fical chemists are altogether unknown 70 Ane
;grnorant nretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in so happily efncaclous
q a combination. 81 ,.,
Ia The first operation is to loosen from the coa.s
of the stomach and bowels the various iniPuri-
ties and crudities constantly settling rouno mem
and IN remove the hardened fBces whlch cOhect
in the convolutions of the small intestInes. OLheE
medicines only partially cleanse Ihese' anu teas
such collected masses behind to produce haDitaai
Costiveness with all its train of evils, or sno6en
Diarrhna with it's imminent dangers MS ldc'
;s vell-known to all regular anatomlsts VINO eA-
.,n;ne the har1an bowels after death and hence
tbe nrAindice of these we-nforrned men against
the nuack medicines of the age. Inc seConu
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MESID44- MSID4
CTNEc is to cleanse the kidneys ana Tue Oiau-
der and, by this MEANS the iiVer ana lullss,
the heaIthfll action of which entirely oePenus
unon the regularity of the urinary organs. Inc
hiood which takes it's red color from the agency
~ of the liver and lungs before it passes INTO tne
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourisleu
bv food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely. through the veins, renews every part vi
the SYSTEM and triumphantly mounts the ban
g ner of health in the blooming cheek: .f-
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalllbe.
first and second stomachs and creating a flow OF
pure healthy bile instead of the stale and acrld
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN. HRADAcHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEAPER,
ANXIETY -LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms OF Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as a natural consequence OF Its cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent Purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
N. Diarrhna and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
Occasoned, and by promoting the norlcatVe Sc
sretion Of the mucous membrane.
Fevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood TO a
regular circulation, through the process OF persPI-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known TO
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks;
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and'lgaments OF
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enng the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy tor the
worst cases of Gravel.
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Seurvv. Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
rCINES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions. by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which Occa-
SONS all eruptrVe cOmpdlnls sdloWJ CIOuu9, dIO
other dsagreeable complexions
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases. .-
PILES. AS remedy for this most distressing
andobstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
Recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteriG MedicG.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured ID
avery short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible, by any human means. sr
-e.l FEVER AND AGUE. s
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER