Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-02-28

traordnary and immediate power oi iceio,ihs PVi
feet health to persons suffering under nearly
kind of disease to which the human frame 10 haoe'
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certifcated instances they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untImely
rrave after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
Nave permanenty secured that uniform ENJOY
ment Of health, without which life itself is but
n martial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and nfalliby proved, that it
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
,hosa who were acquainted with the beautifully
nh;losonb;cal principles upon which they are COM
ppnnndad. and upon which they consequently act.
& ,,,.s 70 their manifest and sensible acton IN
r;f,;no the springs and channels OF life, ana en-
dning them with renewed tone and vigor' tha'
thew were indebted for their name -,
Unlike the host of pernicious quackenes when
boast of yegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl;
CTNES are purely and solely vegetaDe; aho
contain neither Mercury, nor Antimony, AZ,
Arsenic. nor any other mihefa' III any eo
whatever. They are entirely coiilPoseu -. VI "a
tracts from rare and powerful plants the virtues
of which, though long known to several lndan
tr;bes and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
t;cal chemists. are altogether unknown 10 the
pnorant pretenders to medical science anu "ele
never before administered in so happily efficacious
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen nom the COATS
Of the stomach and bowels the various mPun-
ties and crudities constantly setting rouna them
and to remove the hardened faces which collec'
in the conyolutions of the small mtestInes. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
sucb collected masses behind to produce habltuai
Costiyeness with all its train OF evils, or sudden
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers. This fact
is well-known to all regular anatomsts who ex-
anime the human bowels after death; and hence
the preiudce of these wel-nformed men against
the ouack medicines of the age. Ihe second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys anu tne oiao-
der aud. by this means, the liver and lungs,
the bealthfu action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
bIood. which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourlshed
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphanty mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TARLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind; Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGuoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as natural consequence OF Its cure,
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intesnes with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricative Sc
sretion of the mucous membrane.
FeVerS VI all kinds, by restoring the oioou u
regular circulation, through the process of Perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known 10
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks.
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and hgaments OF
the Joints
Dropsies of all kinds. by freeing and strength
ening the kidnevs and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnngs
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
ar-yessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even sIght colds will occasion, and which, If not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scuryv, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDl-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex.
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the nuos that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other dsagreeable complexlons.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking Improvement iii the clearness OF the skim
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by two even III the worst
cases.
PILES. AS q remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maIady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation 1t is well known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Med,ca.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured IN
avery short time after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found a safe, speedy, and cer-
tain renedv Other medicines leave the system