The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 184?-1851, 1850-12-04
A GOOD STORY.


One of the best legal sto,ies We know off,
that Of tie Round Robin, as il Is isIniiisrIy' !"
called in The lower circuits o. n. CSfolihs,
and owes it humnr 10 the very fertile and
cultivated mind uf a lawyer, wIfoiis yetshve
in distant western STATE All the lawgeEsf
attending courl about the year 1886, buaFd1i-s.k
ed pl the house oil Ms. s., who, ,Iat'thos be>ik
ginring OF his life as publican, was assidri "a
ious aud providen', but riches multiplied aud h9s.
Boniface became lazy, crusy and parsimeur shk
,ioue. Ais accommodations, as they are " i
suoIIy Called from being the yety besiS .hsii tf
by degrees degedeaed 10 BE the very worss'ni
in the whole county. This was home, with at
Imuletngs, from time TO time unlil, IN q tltneaa
! Of desperatjo- the whole Fraternity Of law
Iyels, at er mature debeia,lon, in cohgress IL
lassenblcd, resolved Ia quit the house and GO
10 another in tire snme sdlnge. The duly liaa
Iof announcing the separation was deyolFeda T.
| upon ihe gentleman aboye specIeed, who, be-
ing some hat STUCK VITA the mock, lmpoI'
iance lhe affair had assumed wrote the fol- :,
owing snd sonl il 10 the landlord, sighsd -
with he names Of all ihe deredan,s ID q -
round nng bsiow: ai,..
r aa. .a#.A DEcLARATIoN, N ly ,. ltglg 3tp.
"When in the course of human events, itlsaS
becomes neeessaly fur half hungTy, half
Ifed, imposed on SCI of men, 10 Dissolve the
bonds Of land lord sud boarders, decent
respect Tor tile opinions of mankind, requi.h
jres thai tey should declare the causes 'ii'
which have mpeled ihem TO The separation. '#e
! .We hold these truths To he scli-eydeni. l'''
that oil men are creaIedR with mouths and y
IbsIlles aud HEY are endowed by the creator t'H
lwlth certain inaenub!e rights, among which
iis al,
out OF mere coInplaisdncU % q landlord, and r
ItLat cveey man has right to dIlahis beiyea
and wei MS whistle with the besi that's GO i9'
ing. .at q L.e.3 ta'1@sst 54 Y
The history of the present landlord Of the q
White Lien ish history of repeated insults, fiHA
Iexacrions and injuries, all having in directaAin.
object the establishment Of absolute tyranny ids
over II s,omachs and tloats To prove iutse
this lei facts he suBn'ied 10 a candid world 300
He has refused 10 keep anything 'osltiBk a't'
but bait faced whskey, 1 aF osts gat
lie has refused 10 Sc, upon his table fbfl't
dinner anything but turnip soup =iIh titaes
hull beef and sOur-krouI, which are aoi' 81
wholesome aud necessary fer the public lso.
lgood.
He has refused To let hrs only blink eye
Joe pul more than six grams OF coffee 10 one
gallon of waller. t@ .r.-sf s9Hr sdT
lie has TUNED loose q multitude Of flies ~ j.
and swaTms of bed bugs, TO ussal us in the 4
resceabIe hour. U( night and to eat ous SUBJ
stance. lg a,t si tatas.a.s. st 4 s.itts
| lie has KEEP, upin our beds and bedsleada 10.
standing armies Of ,ihnse smerciless .sayases,T
with their scaiping knives and tonlaha wks, ase
whose rule ol worIare is undls.lnggl
ldestuclion. tegy 4 bs as cdi II, tts4rl ~
| He has excited domestic iusHrraelinns ~.
among us, by getting druuK before break ty,
| fast, and muEing his vile and servant so he. H.,
fore dinuer, whereby there has often been IN,
The devil TO pay ae. ta tl-.gq.F gd, a,
lie has w:gcd cruel war against nature a.s
herself By feeding our horses with btoom-a
straw, aud taking them off to drink where
swine retusedlo wsllow. sntf
He has protected one,eyed Joe 10 hisvilrss
lany, in lIe robbery nfour Jugs, by pretend,
ling to give him mock tra, alter shaling
With han the spoil,
! He has cat of our trade with foreign ports,
and brought ia his own ball faced whskey,
when We had sen nm to buy bft er liquor
Iabroad, and with perhdy scalcely psralIeIed
in the most 5arbarous ages, he has been 4.
know 10 drink our foreign splits, and eli
up our bottles with his own din e-portions.
| He has imposed taxes or US TO an encr-
Empus amount, against our consent aud wllhs
out any rule but his own arbitrary viii and
Ipleaspre.
IA landlord whose character is marked
lby every aci which may define iyraut aud VI
mlser, - unfil 70 keep boiruing- house 'lori
4 Cherokee indians. II t't43
moi have we been wanting ia our aitens ~
lions to Mrs S. and Miss Sally We have ''ah
warned them lrum time 10 time Of The attemba -
4 lof 5, to staTye aud fleece u.s. We have re-
!, mOded them Of the circumstances of our
! coming TO board with him. we have appeals ~
ed To ner native justice and nagnanimiiy-
we have c0pjured them 10 Rliet q state Of
; things which would Inevitably interrupt, our
connection and correspon1ence,, They, TOO,
have becR, ,deaf TO the voice Of Justice, We a
y are there(nre constrained 10 bold all three
rQ parties. alike mimc4IIo our well being and
%regaIdless Of our comfort.
81 "We therefore make this solemn declars-
lion of our hnal separation from. orr former
ra landlord, and, cast our dcGsnce ia his tessh.r
u 'Gire me bid, geh;Iemln, some one start
ID The cart do give us bid, if you piease--e6 n
.9apyhng 10 start the Cart crieo an excited
:, auctioneer, who stood in the carl he was ent
q deavoting ia sell. 3s 4asIt4
,of Anything you please, 10 start H.
lt &c that's all you wants, III sihnrt her for
l"lyru,' exbaimed broad-backed cbupttymsn
7 Iuppyiug his shoulder to the wheel: and eiv!iod
Hing the cart sudden push forward, iumhled %
the auctioneer over the side. By the time
scIlhc anc,oneer had lesNi. I'd bis feal, lbg
r,lcuunfyman had siartcd too. aa.,,. .e,,, ...s,
y CNIL REatfsr.- An Did aolnan ID! y =.
serving sailor gobg BY her DOOR, aiii shpgs J
"''pnsing It to bs her song Billy efIesf out tbaa
INN; 81 lqdil4lNN si..a4auVortl
- billy, where is my COW gomez :, -
/ The sailot IepIied in eenletIpllons nae. =
ner, Gone 10 Inc II, for what know
'Well. as you are going ihat way said ~
Y. lie old woman, wish you would lsl down Y
~ lthe bars IadntgYVN $50 HfTTAf19
0crrIhsTe IL Imam HaekensAck IN Heaa -
that he .bqitans bpshiFk with wqlers,,l Hes 81,
: ihe same old asnilenan who looks a his
4 money sllfoagb Ohagaifyak glass, Dy lhs
: meoDs, he saya aqaArieefbyks sa eaed sa.g
half fIftllm d D