Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-08-27

It is poor culOgy upon one who has de-
parted this lite to say, 'he never had an ene-
my Most men, who are men, make in thei
career Of life. more or less enemies. Ii i:
impossible that they can do otherwise.
A young girl about seven years of age was
asked by an atheist how large she supposed
her God to be, TO which she replied; 'He i:
so great that the heavens cannot coDtdin hin
and yet so kindly condescending as TO dwell
in my little heart
Don't call me boy said young fellow
Indignantly. when being called a boy, I've
chewed tobacco this SIX years
81 don't care about any more Of this gra-
W." exclaimed young man from the coun-
try few days since. while sitting al the din
ner table, with plate OF hot and highly sea-
soned French soup before him, at one of our
fashionable hotels. Il don't care about eat
ing any mole Of this stuff, and you may have
the rest on it il you likes Susey. Waiter
give me some billed pig"
The credit that is got by lie only lasts
I'LL the truth comes out.
Senator Houston wears nondescript hat.
IL is OF white fur. and the brm is about foot
Hat
Somebody has written book on THE
art Of making people happy without money"
We are in excellent condition to be ex-
perimented upon.
a person was arraigned in court, in Wor
cester, Mass, few days since, charged with
stealing eggs. But the complaint did not
state what kind Of eggs were stolen, and it
was quashed by the Court. That's spinning
it fine.
"Tha will bear being ,etoId, as the mil
Ter said Of the grist.
There is boy down cast who is accustom-
ed TO go out upon the railway track, and i'm
itate the steam whistle SO perfectly as TO de-
ceiye the officials al the station. His last at
tempt proved eminently successful; the de-
pot master came out TO s,oitch him of.
Here is the last conundrum:-
"Can you tell me-" asked grave "pundit"
why is a conundrum that nobody eau guess
like ghosll Shall | tell you now or next
moothl" "Now il you please" "Well, sir,
because sooner OF later every body must give
il upn'
The Maple trees OF New Haven are dying
in an unaccountable manner.
The block.for the Washington Monument
presented by California, has arrived at Wash
ington city.
A convention has been entered into be.
Nv cen Belgium and Prussia, for the estab-
lishment OF an electric telegraph between the
two countries.
The following excellent toast was given al
Worcester, Mass, on the 4Ih:
The Farmer. His quiet sleep, his man
ly step, and his glorious appetite, demonstrate
that natures favorite child is the one who
clings most closely to his mother.
10 England, the driver Of each Locomo-
tive is required to sieD his name, in book,
before starting on a trip. that il may be OBJ
served whether he is drunk or sober.
The "last discovery" is, that Eve was just
''sweet sixteen" when she discovered herself
by The side OF Adam.
The bill for Rail Road Il ON Niagara Falls
10 Detroit, was defeated in The Canadian Par
lament On the 30th ult, by two msjority.-
A general law is talked of.
Gen. Santa Anna is living at Carhegenia.
He has become sort Of Banker. and to him
resort the money borrowers IN Hooks. No
one knows what his plans are, for he is very
reserved.
few ounces Of Soda will soften hun-
dred gallons Of the hardest water. For wash
ing, IL possesses a marked superiority over
pot or pearl ash, giving delicate whiteness
10 the linen without the slightest injury.
Mr.. Hem has been nominated as a can
didate for Congress in Iowa. lu announcing
the fact contemporary calls upon Chapman
TO croic.
The last bull-ighi in Spain was attended
with more incidents than usual. Besides the |
ordinary number Of horses killed aud plea
jores bruised. municipal guard was gored
10 death, aud a celebrated bull. fighter, named
the Habanero, had his skull cleft.
IL is currently reported in Canada that
Lord Elgin is 10 retire from the Governor
Generslsbip this Fall, and that Lord Harris |
ls ,o be his successot