The Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1850-1852, 1850-04-25
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AID issetxAl iosefs arc brossh' uf IL
ever, kyuss. lxiiers Il ~ '.eee,sar,
ks . ussn H. Lave considerable 81 The |
Yssaee aAeat him IN srder 10 sell .
sv~en "a esw,lctely. The si'shs ~ |
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ncdi,sssA IL vm forced uioa the
,sspara.es, ssd II ysa DO MA ccrs@j
E, 4 cs<a ~uesSh 5w earn grlnl days
lslsl! Le uo.e ,nelars6 IL I;ak scu
are mere accustomed 10 sc3htiscs
...sa ] rvunses.
Dan, eaas of the grea,ss, specimens
Il tic ''tcsnfo'c' family. no~ eslar'
~m losaIg ia The Exchange Hotel.
burlington, vermont, shot, h,nc,
sibes. With po,hing particular 10 'ur'
d,sn his mind, and seeing the mesn'
ing paper syoa. the table in the bar.
l<Y's rsm, be Stepped in ard sa,
down 70 Rad. lie had no, been en-.
Gagged tu, fsN moments, ~hea 3
ycr,ly Engl,sl,nan, jus, frvm the PRO
WAGE. came Is,ins in ., uae door. 49,
lie looked arvund fcr momen. in
wnss doubt ~ 10 the probability Of has
lring in the right shop, and finally
Erowled eu, rather than sid
Is The barber IN ~
Il sm the person TIA. ,hare'," said
Dan, s!o~ly ercctnus his lank figure.
Can ! do Any dung fer you in my
line :"
John Dali cycling his proportions a
moment and taking az his hat, Sc,
dosn with the air u one perfectly re
signed 70 the igr.ominious fate Of being
shaved By Yankee
Carefully tuellns the clean white
napkin abou, bis customers double
cain, Dan proceeded 10 make some
laihcr. With . little trouble he found
small shaving cup containing Ii. Of
"Hindsos' somewhat larger than big
pea, into which be turned a gill Of
warm, not hot water, and proceeded
10 beat up the soap in the most az.
proved manner. un,;l the la,her, if 20
!, may be called, was about the color
and consistency Of milk. Then mo.
,ioning his already somewha. impa.
,icnt customer to lay back, hc com.
mencsd covering his face with the Ii.
quid beginning At the ,iptop Of his nose
and working back towards his cars
"Whaa What what's that for :"
blubbsred out Bull.
keep your mouth shut" said Dan
n.he brush slipped from the end Of
the nose into the cavity below.
Il cannot work when you arc talking
Dan continued the operation Of
la,hcrins until there vas scarce any.
thing uncovered but the forehead and
syes, and it was pretty certain tina, the
so,p aud water WAS undermining the
very foundations Of the Englishman's
enormous standing collar, when sud.
he required clean towel, AID step.
ped out 70 procure one.
The Engbshman waited awhile, but
no clean towel appeared. His neck
Was beginning to feel uncomfortable,
and the liquid, devoid Of anything the
shape Of fro,h, was slowly uickling
down bis back aud shoulders, when all
at one the idea flashed across his
mind that he was sold.
1.-THE dam Yankee :" was lis ins,inc.
tive exclamation, then catching bis hat
he rushed for the door. bu. Was 10
late, he jus, cau.,h. glimps Of Dams
skirt as he Turned in Main street, and
Was cut Of sight.
The discomG,ted Englishman turned
back and began to pace the floor.
swearing about the cursed Yankees.
After taking two or three he stopped
thought. moment and then burst into
loud laugh.
"Hcre, landlord, does that fellow
board here;
ale docs," answered the grinnine
host
"Well, give him that tobacco box,
and tell him If lie ever comes to Mon.
trcal. l want him 70 come and see me.
and ! will entertain him like q prince.
Here the bell rang for the boat.