Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1850-02-22
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slfe Pills and Phoenix Bitters'

IN almost every part OF the siooe Ioi ''e4 oNO
binary and immediate power of restoring perfect
aeah6 to persons suffering under nearly every kind
Of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
# ,crtifcated instances they have even rescued
glTirers from the very verge of an unt'mey grave
AFTER al the deceptive nostrums OF the DAY haa ul>
,ery failed; and to many thousands they nave
permanently secured that uniform enjoyment OF
icqlth, without " hch life itself - bat partial
blessing SO gre1 indeed, has Their eihcacY InYa-
riably ami inf4lIbly proved, that 1t has appeared
sclrcely less than miraculous to those who were
acouaiated with the beautifully philosophical prn-
cipies npon which they are compounded, and upon
which they consequently act. 1t to their
manifest and sensible action in purifying the springs
and channels OF life and eniuinI them with
newed tone and vgor, that they were indebted for
their name.
Unlike the host Of pernicous quackories which
boast Of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CINES are purely aud solely vegetable and con-
tain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor Arse
mic nor any other mineral, IN any form whatever.
They are entirely composed Of extracts from rare
and powerful plants, the virtues Of which, though
long known to seyera! Indian tribes, and recently
to some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to
medical science aud were never before admins
tered IN 50 happily eicacOus a combination
The first operation is to loosen from the coats of
the stomach and bowels the various impurities and
crudities constantly settling round them and to
remove the hardened feces which collect in the
convolutions of the small intestines. Other medi-
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind to produce habtua Costive-
ness with all its train Of evils, or sudden DiarrhGa
with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known to all regular ANTAGONISTS who examine the
human bowels after death and hence the preju-
dice of these well informed men again:t the quack
medicines OF the age. The second effect of the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES is to
cleanse the kidneys and the bladder; and, by this
means the liver and lungs, the hcalthlul action of
which entirely depends upon the regularity Of the
urinary organs. The blood, which takes its red
color from the agency Of the liver and lungs before
passes into the heart, being thus purified by them,
and uourished by food coming from clean stomach,
course, freely through the Veins renews every part
of the system, and riump hantIy mounts the banner
of health in the blooming cheek
The following among the distressing variety
Of human diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are we'll known to be mIal-
lbie;
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs and creating a flow of pure
healthy bile, Instead of the stale and acrid kind !;
FLATULENCY Loss Of appetite. Heartburn,
Headache, RcshesSReSS, H-tempcr, AHricty,
LaHgu0r, and Naimcholy, which are the general
symptoms Of Dyspepsia, will vanish, a natural
consequence Of its cure.
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length of
the lutcstnes with a solvent process, and without
violence: all violent purges leave the bowels cosiive
within two days.
Diarrhooa and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acnd fluids by winch these complaints are
Occasloned, and by promoting the ubricatlYc seere-
ton of the mucous membrane.
Fevers Of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through tho process Of perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in olhors.
The LIFE NEDIcNEs have been known to
-ure RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks and GOu / in half that tune, by removing
local inflammation from the muscles and ligaments
Of the oiuts.
Dropsies Of all kinds, by freeing and strength.
ening tho kidneys and bladder: they operate most
d'ightfu'Iy on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of GRAVEL.
Also Worms, ~ djslodgjng from the turnngs
Of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
vessels Of the Lungs from the mucous which even
slight colds vii, occasion, and which. if not re-
moved, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful Diseases
Scurvy. Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
Sous all eruptlve complaints, saow, cloudy and
other d,sagreeahc complexons.
The Of these Pills for a very short time will
effect entire cure of SALT RHEUM, and
striking Improvement in the clcarncss of the skin
COMMON COLDS and INFLUENZA will
always be cured by one dose, or by two even in
the worst cases.
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate mnlady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and cmphntI,
recommendation. 1t is we'll known to hundreds in
tins city, that the former proprietor of these vau.
abe Medicines was himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS: and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Muteria MedicG.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which is
now offered to the public, and he cured in a
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, bat absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means