Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-03-28
IN MANY THOUSANDS

kind Of disease to which the human frame Is iiape.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certificated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an unmely
grave, after all the deceptive nosrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have neumanently secured that uniform enjoy
ment of health, without which life itself is but
martial blessing So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infaibly proved, that it
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
bounded. and upon which they consequently act.
E WAC to their manifest and sensible action in
nurifving the springs and channels of life, and en-
duino them with renewed tone and vlgor, that
they were indebted for their name
Unlike the host of perncious quackeres winch
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl;
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable; ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Antimony, nor
Areanio nor any other mineral, In any form
whatever They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several lndian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
tical chemists. are altogether unknown to the
IGNORANT pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in SO happily efficacous
q combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of tho stomach and bowels the various mpuri-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them;
and to remove the hardened faces which collect
in the convoutions of the small mtestines. other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and Leave
such collected masses behind to produce habltual
Costveness with all its train of evils, or sudden
Darrhpa with its imminent dangers. This fact
is well-known to all regular anatomlsts who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-informed men against
the ouack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys and the bad-
der and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE.
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallble.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow of
pure healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure.
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costiye within two days
Diarrhna and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricative Sc
sreiOn of the mucous membrane.
EeVerS of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process of perspi
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and lgaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms. by dislodging from the turnings
Of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
he perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the hunors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ons by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
eed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
'ons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
,ther disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. AS a remedy for this most distressing
md obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
1t is well-known to hundreds
II this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
;ompaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
hat he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medica.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which
S now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
lounced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible, by any human means.