The daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1848-1851, 1850-02-04
VOLUME H.-NUMBER 2ss.


adventures. Alter abusing fashionable dsslnsIa and
eoneemning them in nc measured terms. he broks
out as folIOIea
never did lke eollafFaint, and any thing fhat
mas imperative laws about il makes me nervous.
ATkapsas has 10 setefl laSva, and that u e beartY
o. her g'oFions ifasfiEnens Psn done with fasli-
ions, namby pambyinRa, toe sealkiaas, and ssronx
Language kllling-a full chest and com dodzsfs. 4
corsldffable appetite and IinaeyzV6olsev Eherfv
and the backwo0dA say !, and fashionable tinfefr
% We devil. Yen zee felt rather tseed consins
ued the Major, as II aware that he had Mandsfed
from The main subject, AZ the very itea 0f esine
through four hours eating Match s1ps1s i,ts II
French kid gloves and pastry; as,t, soffound sIls
.nek, my mind, VIXEN with ladies', i aIsQzys run
81 at Old Gasssp's on tie hear efasss Hus AZ
kansas va nsetested 10 the affsis, and Vac de-
eIqlnea 70 espN that her Sons could DO eyefy7hne
mssis ana aidnt eate f1r any body. Full Il fliz
iin,,A.ls s, ,,' S.a,s pnoe fortified myself with soe
Jeeps, % ssy nothing Of painer dlinke ARD tl,er7
marched on 70 the dinner Ftrctios * sfol 81 =
dog nose Isall never fiaaez tz9 1a1f fs... .',,,E
which walked up The door etsrs and ns.IIsd tbe
Se; iaIo @ ne patior went eeAnk myself IN q
looked about and from every sisse 81 az russ
saw gentlemen with very 1szl,E and Is,I<sf ls1.
staring az me; but perceived al once YbSf H..1
We're all dressed exactly was, lsfch was .tssf
subtraction, il showed had The fsfiopzlit orr
essayed % speak, but hearing no vver ofScl,I
ded % remain silent; and pereeiviag all the ee.
tlenen pat their feet on lie cusiljas iliassd
their exHTnfas. think -saust have oot aIsa6af.
ss,eep when gentle npise assussd me, and ]
beleld fitting ar0nHd me an inisiiaiIs
consi4, al dressed sinealaiv alti:e ard sf} ,c>u
aRreea1e. 4 did the best c1nld 10 nes H. hang
Of co4yeEeeto1 and 50 b at ease. gqkfr ss
my utter astonlshEneni, and HtIont Ne IsAsl Cise
lhs NAS'e side oi the house lsEl n, Wialonf doing
any mofe damags than exposing ths dinner table
wheIsupon the Indies, at ihs instant. walked fr.
wards me, but somehow most Of fhem dieaspeenfed
leaving only Aunt Jamima and her 1--we daiipI,fers
while az the gentlsen but myself sit Eit lie ab
seEtiDg ladies' AL this y strange, thought queer
fashions, certainly: but was stopped IN nv soliio-
qHies by Miss Ge0rgiana requesting ne 70 teke nv
seat at the head Of the table, IA Pa zhs hi as hora
Shade of miseries / fslt when losf Ia 4 eanebrake
"reminiscences Of sutfsFings vixen afognd in the
Washita without liquof-all, all fS.4e hauoiuess
compared TO my embarrassing sifn1ti0n eut.
denly grew too large for my clothes, and my head
seemed 10 swell up 10 a pfodigieus sizc--ia Hct
became 80 uncomfortable, thar envsd the feelings
OF the rabbit that was worked cut Of q hollow log
with an iron Tamrod. | remember eating some
thing called soup, every TnouihiHl Of which scalded
my threat 10 q blister think did pretty well in
chOppiDg up the fish with a silver shcvst. but
when the large gobbleF came in front Of mel began
to thInk the table was cutting up strange gyrafons,
and then my pretty cousins got mixed I'D until their
dresses and faces seemed 10 mingie like the eoiors
of castile-soap. You will please carve that bird
SAID the waiter, placing in one of my hands big
bowie, and IN the other something like fork with
trigger to it. / did make a lupge al the farksy,
but II was too lively for ms; themoment It sit cold
steel II did not wait for ceremony, butt1ok s0og
into one Of the young ladies laps carrying AWAY at
the same time tureen and musiard-po lizard 1
faint scream, and something about gross maoxi-
cation, and then a eonfussd notion csasaed NV
brain that | saw the giimnening Of whiis dresses
through The side. doors, and that had made fool
oil myself generally, concluded the Mai0r with a
very comcai staFe. With very eonsidefabls inee-
| nury proved that he was iabofing under della
sion, and if he would only 20 10 sleep the morning
would find everything entirely satisfactory and
beng philosopher, the MAJOR turned on his sfde
| time entirely ceased