Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1850-11-02

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Jstn sAiNbE @@7T gaS'. .lgana
AIr.l5A -l-- ! , -- formerly a member
of the Constituent Assembly, has just
died at Ayignon, He assembled the
Tribune but once. 'Gentlemen,'
SAID he, Man is an animal;H awed by
the imposing aspect ofthe Assembly,
he" stopRed short. A member ex-
claimed: j move that The speech be
printed, with the portrait ofthe Ora
tor prefxed.. Z C'3 - 80. ',''@
'Massa,' said Southern negro, az
ne. was examining fhe many rents in
Plsiq qbrogan, wonder where shoes
come fromr,ayorqGs iD aonOlos3t 5
ION, they grow at the North,' was
thereply.giliya4 sr,lu,B.Y3t To i99iAu.
4sMNAsll' ssMNAsll' guess he picked before lie
r4Pf henf,oil9s adi lifH % apIdl2il
az timd,.s oS AllG--ALilS 3di1 ewf
1.-Two persons being engaged in a
duel, after thelfifst fire one Of the Sc
conas 'tpfoposedl that they should
shake hands and make it iip. The
otherseeond said he saw no particu
larinecessityfortliat for their hands
hadjbeen shaking ever since they be-
gan '9lo7' o8s'''
.ltoiNlEo0sA
We once heard of young lady
who saidEthere were but two things
which, on looking over, her past life
thatlshetregretted;l and one 'ofthese
wassthatss she did mot eat more cake
wlienaher sAster Fanny was married.!
Probably the othefuWas,o that it was
notler wedding cake instead Of Fan
ny'soleff D 9tF sttNf II y.
Sptsk Ssi oAl IL -lL aal tIofl et
On, = g., 49, : D-1iVitu8taa Sf5ks
An Irisbman trying to, put a gas,
light with his fingers, cried out, Och,
mufdcrl the divil awick''s a in i'll
&c 5Ik gi ss9-TTT7 - Ita b iG
The eccentricDr, Byles had, at
one time a remarkably stupid Irish
girl.as q domestic. 8 With a look and
voice of terror he, said to herin haste
-T''Goi and tell your, mistress that
Dr, Byles has'put an end to himselEl'
'Ihe glrl flew up stairs, and with a
face of horror, said at thetop other
lungst1S'Dr. Byles has put an end to
himselfl'' The, astonislled wife and
daughter rushed into the parlor--and
there was the Doctor, calmly walk
J g about with a part of the cow s
.Gl, that he had picked up in the
street, tied to his coat or cassock be.
hind. 9sa, ft f0@sa s'G
og04Et bRa -G-LH Aiu2c ai
Il will give you my head" ex-
claimed a person TO Montesquieu,
''if every word of The story il have
related is not true" II acceptyour
offer" said the PRESIDENT presents
of small value strengthen The bonds
Of friendship ,and should tee.I never i, be re-
fused. ~ s1Fl l''SA'.e' 4
SAtlsE ftit ~ Vt 'tsif it s4ciftGf4tikl3 rftEftr
AT the lats Kilkenny Assizes, con-
stable DevlIn having given evidence
against one Luke Byrpe, the latter,
affecting 10 be Mortified, exclaimed.
Its no wonder for the pitaties to be
black whenthe likesiY yon issin the
countryl" W. rs,gs
.sDick," said a certain lawyer.to a
countrynan who had been considers
ed dmore fool than knave, "whsEG
should you call the two greatest GU
riosities IL the worldiR WHY
replied Dick, ian honest lawyes and
arlyer on FIRE, ..,ssssq 81 syssA
sIfiI21p6unds make one hundred
weight, how many will make your
wifalwaiM ui Ef ss9ASH nsGfH
olilg ssi 81 ss5s.!.zl.l-] Yefla iaoi6
Why is a begger unlige d halterl
Because one needs his bfcad be-.
fore ne raisesif, and the other raises
1T befofe he kneads it. '''s 'ls'Sf
Why Is an GinSeIc6lsIe visitor like
a shade tgee2