Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1850-12-19
IN MANY THOUSANDS

grave after al the deceptive huSu uihs q! the any
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
rnept rf health, without which life itself is but
. 1,artiaI blessing So great. indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infaIlibly proved that II
has aoDcared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
pI ssophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act
II was 10 their manifest and sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels Of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and Tlgor, that
they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the hest of pernicious qnackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients. the LIFE MEDI-
CTNFS are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mineral, III any form
Whatever They are entirely composed of eX
tracts from rare aud powerful plants, the virtues
of which. though long known 10 several Indian
tribes, and recently TO some eminent phaTnaceu-
teal chemists. altogether unknown 10 the
ignorant pretcnders to medical science and were
never before administered in 50 happily ethcacious
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impure
ties aud crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened taeces which collect
in The convoutions of the small intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind TO produce habitG,l
Costiveness with all its train OF evils, or sudden
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers ms fact
is welI-zuowu to al regular ANTAGONISTS who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-iHforIned men against
the quack medicines of the age The second
effect Of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CVTES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad
dor: and. bv this means, the liver and lungs,
the heallhfGl action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. he
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
o. the liver aud lungs, before It passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, rcnews every part ct
the system, aud truinphantly mounts the ban
ncr Of health in the bi1oming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be Iutal.iJe-
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stumachs and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind f; Tlatulency, Loss OF Appetite, HEART-
BuRS, HEApACHE, REsrLEssNEss, Ill IE'I?ER'
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and AlELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, Wla
vanish, as a natural consequence Of It's cure,
C0s+iVnness by cleansing the whole length
OF the ntcstines with a solvent process, and
withou, violence all violent Purges leave the
bowels costiye within two days.
Diarrhoaa and Cholera, by removing the
occasoued, and by promoting the lubnca.lge Sc
crctiou of the mucous membrane
Eeyers Of all kinds, by restoring the blood TO
regular circulation, through the process of perspi
ration in such cases. and Ike thorough solution %!
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LlFg MEDICINES have been known L.
,nre Rheumatism permanently IN three weeks,
and Govt half that time, by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and Igameuts Of
The Joints.
Uropsiss Of all kinds, b. freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- oa these important organs, and hence
have ever been found {, certain remedy for lie
worst cases Of Gravel.
Also Worms. b. asl3drin- from the tu7rinrs
f tile bowels the Shiny matter 10 which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, b. relieving the
Gir-ycssefs OF the lungs BOA tle mucous which
eveI slight colds wil occasion, and which, If uot
removed. becomes h'ldened, and produces these
dreadful Diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inyaterate Sores, by
the perfect panty which these LIFE 1TEOT-
CIHE3 give to the blood, and al The huinors
Scor5Utic ETG2tions and Fad CompIez-
lois, by t"iT Alternative effect upon the tiuiJs thar
feed the skin, AID tlc morbid state of which occ,-
SONS all crIPtiye complaints, seIow, cloudy, aud
ether djsagreea!.e coInp'axi3Is.
The use of these Pii.s fer very short time
viii effect an entire cl'-e If Salt Rheun, and
striking irProy iu she cl-aHess Of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by t"J even IL the worst
cases.
Piles. As n remedy for This most distressing
and obstinate nlaIady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. Il is weil-knouu to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor Of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted VIII this
complaint ioruPwards of rIr,E7r-FtE YEARS aud
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass Of the Htfcrig Icdica.
lie however at length tlicd thc Medicine which
IS now offered to the public, aud he was cured il
Il very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounccd not only Improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
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