Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-10-31

ssoo4d;narv and Immediate power OF restoring per-
e., hoaltb to persons suffering under nearly every
I;d &C disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
r ou,;eo.tsd instances, they have even rescued
ol - Cor, the very verge of untimely
n',a as,a- all the deceptive nostruns of the day
S.d utterly failed and to many thousands they
havs nermanentIy secured that uniform ENJOY
n,ant Of health, without which life hseii IS pet
. martial Messing. So great, indeed mas tie!I
oe;cacv invariably and infalliby Proved tha' y
hos ,nneared scarcely less than miraculous ~
those who were acquainted with the beautluhy
philosophical principles upon which they are com
bounded, and upon which they consequently a:.'
It was to their manifest and sensible acelo, ~
nur;fviug the springs and channels of hfe, ana en-
DUNG them with renewed tone ana Vigor' that
thew were indebted for their name. -
Unlike the host of pernicious quackenes Wn.cn
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MED1,
cTNES are purely and solely vegetable; anu
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, noI
Arsenic. nor any other mineral, IN any iorm
whatever They are entirely composed Oh eA-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to severai inolah
tribes. and recently to some eminent Pharmaceu-
,;cal chemists. are altogether unknown TO the
;rnorant pretenders to medical science ana were
: never before administered in so happily eihcac'ous
q combination. ..
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
or the stomach and bowels the various lmpuri-
ties and crudites constantly settling round theil
and tn remove the hardened faRces Wnlch cOhec'
in the convolutions of the small lntestines O'hoi
medicines only partially cleanse these' anu r.aI
n,ol, coected masses behind to produce habitual
Coot;veness with all its train of evils, or sudden
D;arrhoaa with its imminent dangers Inns facI
=; veil known TO all regular anatOmlSts VINO eN-
anime the human bowels after death ana henee
the nreiudice of these well-mfOrmed men against
tbo mack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys ana tiie Di"u-
der: and by this means, the hyer ana lungs
the heaIthfuI action of which entirefy uepemuS Ell,
upon the regularity of the urinary organs Inc
bIood which takes its red color from the agency
Of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourshed
bv food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphanty mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TARTE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infaible
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs and creating flow Of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd
kind F1atulencv, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN. HEADACHE, REsrLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGuoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubncatlVe Sc
sretion of the mucous membrane.
Fevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of PerspI-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution oi
all Intestinal obstruction in others . ..
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently IN three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and Egaments OF
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy fOE the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vesses of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex.
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the funds that
feed the skim and the morbid state Of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeabe compilations.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and a
striking Improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even IN the worst
cases.
PILES. AS q remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is weH-knOwn to hundreds
in this CITY, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteria MedicG.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured ID
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to return of the disease-a cure by these
medicines is permanent-TRY THEM BE
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss OF APPETITE, ANF
DISEASES OF FEMALEs-these m0dlclnes nave beer
used with the most beneficial results IN cases o.
this description :-KMG's EVIL and ScROFuLA, II
its worst forms, yields TO the mild yet powerful
action of these remarkable Medicines. NIGHT
SwEArs, NERyous DEBILITY, Nervous Con-
PLANTS of all kinds, PALPIrATIoN OF THE HEART
PAINTERS CoLIc, are speedily cured.
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
Persons whose constitutions have Decoiii0 III, I'M,
paired by the injudicous use OF Mk.Gon, S WI.
fa p 1ere redeets fom the system all the effects of
ldi W 0iouiCo.0 hOA" ;hap the most Dowerf1l