Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-02-21

ter in almost every mart of the globe for their
traordinary and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is iiabe'
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certificated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimely
grave, after all the deceptive nosrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enjoy
mept of health, without which life itself is but
martial blessing So great, indeed has their
efficacy invariably and infaibly proved, that it
has anpeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act.
It was to their manifest and sensible action IN
ourfvino the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of perniciOus quackeres which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI,
CINES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral In any form
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
tcal chemists, are altogether unknown to the
never before administered in so happily efficaclous
combination
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impure
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and To remove the hardened faces which collect
in the convolutions of the small ntestines Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habltuai
Costiveness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
dow, l,Iu a1t
is weIl-known to all regular anatomists who ex
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-informed men against
the quack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI.
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys and the biad-
der and, by this means the liver and lungs,
the heahfu action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infable.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second 6tomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind; Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, 1LL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestlnes with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhoea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricative Sc
ereton OF the mucous membrane.
teEerS uI aI minus, Dy restoring the blood TO a
regular circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution Of
all Intestinal obstruction in Others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known TO
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and GOut in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and igaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodgng from the turniBgs
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvv, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood and all the humors
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin. and the morbid state of which
sons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. AS a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is Well known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of TIIIRrY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medica.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro.
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scOurge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to a return of the disease by these
medicines is permanent-TRY THEM, BE
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.