Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-09-19

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traordinarv and immediate power of restoring per-
ect health to persons suffering under nearly every
I;nd Of disease to which the human frame is liable.
I'm MANY THOUSANDS
.u,;eo.,sd instances, they have even rescued
=, esrers from the very verge OF an untmey
1rrsvs after all the deceptive nostruihs OF tne oay
had utterly failed and to many uo .:s1a, o'; ;.ey
have pernanently secured tlat ~ c :.nnic = ~,
- df health. without which hte use" 70 o.'
men. ..;a, - blessing So great, indeed, has uien
ag;cacv invariably and infallibly proveo' 'na' ~
bss anneared scarcely less than nraculoas
,hnsa ,rbo were acquainted with the Deau'nulI'
nh;iosonbicaI principles upon which they are conn,
ppn,,odad and upon which they consequently act
It was to their manifest and sensible acuo1 IA
o,,rfTp1 the springs and channels OF lie, ana en-
dining them with renewed tone ana Vlgor' 'i0'
thew were indebted for their name ..:.L
Unlike the host of perncious quacassIr.119 sI. 1rrnI
boast of vegetable ingredients the LIE r nd and
rTNEc are purely and solely vegetable; ano
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony,c nOs
Arsan;o nor anv other mineral, III any !Oihi
rThatever. They are entirely composed OF OK
tracts from rare and powerful plants' the
of which, though long known to seVeral aI inOla"
tribes, and recently to some eminent Ph~iiiioor -
tical chemists, are altogether unknown ~ ulo
IGNORANT uretenders to medical science anu "eIo
never before administered in SO haPPhy enica''O~0
combination e- .ls coats
r.L sto,n,rh and bowels the various liIlPun-
&C. aud crudities constantly settling rouno Ihein
ar1 70 remove the hardened t9ces which cOhec'
in the conyoutions of the small lntestlneS O'noi
d;o,as u, onIv partially cleanse these, and leave
sncb collected masses behind to produce haDitul
Coetiveness with all its train OF evHs, OF suuoch
Diarrhpa with its imminent dangers AIiS lac'
is weT-known to all regular anatoinists "no eN-
nro;no the human bowels after death and hence
u. %lii"o o;,,doo of these wel-informed men against
The nuock medicines of the age. Ihe secono
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
rTNrc is to cleanse the kidneys and the Oiad-
Se- and. bv this means, the liver and lungs
the healhfuI action of which entirely oePemus
upon the regularity of the urinary organs INC
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes nto tns
heart being thus purified by them, ana nouriSneu
bv food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the Dan-
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
r;otv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be nfallible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating no" OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale ana acno
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE Heart hEARr-
eURN. HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, lLL-IEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, winch
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish as natural consequence OF Its cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubncatiVe Sc
sretion of the mucous membrane. .
EeverS of all kinds, by restoring the blood 70
regular circulation, through the process OF PersPI-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently IN three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing iocsi
Inflammation from the muscles and hgaments oi
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
deIightfuIly on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodgng from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vesses of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, If not
removed becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNFS give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed The skin, and the morbid state Of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure OF Salt RheuIn, and a
striking improvement IN the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even IN the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
Recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS; ; and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MateriG MedicG
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured IL
avery short time, after his recovery had been pro
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found a safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to return of the disease cure BY thess
medicines is permanent-TRY THEM, BE
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss OF APPETITE, AM
DISEASES OF FEMALEs-these medicines have beer
used with the most beneficial results in cases o
this description :-KING's EVIL and ScRoFULA, il
it's worst forms, yields to the mild yet powerful
action of these remarkable Medicines Mar
SwEATs, Nervous DEBILITY, NERvoUs Corr
PLANTS of all kinds, PALPITATIoN OF THE HEART
PAINTER's CoLLc, are speedily cured
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
Persons whose constitutions have oecoilio ''ll, n,
paired by the injudicious use OF MERcuRf' WIN