Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-06-20


ter IN almost every part of the globe for their ex-
traordnarv and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease to which the human frame is LIABLE
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certifcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge OF an uiltilney
grave, after all the deceptive nostruns OF the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enjoy
n,ent of health without which life itself is but
partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and nfaIliby proved that it
has anpeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
nh;losophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act.
II was to their manifest and sensible action in
purifying the springs and channels OF life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and VIgor, that
thew were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeries which
boast ofvegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI:
CTNFS are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mineral, IN any Iorm
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaeeu-
tical chemists, are altogether unknown to the
never before administered in SO happily ethcacious
q combination.
The first operation is to loosen from The coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impure
ties and crudities constantly settling round them;
and to remove the hardened fRces which collect
in the convolutons of the small ntestines Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habltual
Costiveness, with all its train OF evils, or sudden
Diarrhea with its imminent dangers This fact
is weIl-known to all regular anatomists who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these welI-informed men against
the quack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der and, by this means, the Ever and lungs,
the healthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the SYSTEM and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be nfallibe.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, nsteaG of the stale and acnd
kind; Elatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEhpER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish, as a natural consequence of it's cure,
CoStiveness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence; all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
DiarThea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricative Sc
erection of the mucous membrane.
FeVeTS OF all kinds. by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of perspi
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
from the muscles sand igaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dslodging from the turnings
If the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
f-VeSSeiS OF tie lungs JIle mucous WHICH
wen slight colds viii occasion, and which, if not
emoved, becomes hardened, and produces these
readful diseases.
Seurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
he perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
INES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ems, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
eed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
ions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
ther disagreeable complexions.
The use of these Pills for very short time
vill effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
Lnking improvement in the clearness of the skin
common Colds and Influenza viii always be
ued by one dose, or by two even in the worst
aseS.
PILES. AS remedy for this most distressing
nd obstinate malady, theVEGETABLEL LIFE
IEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is we-known to hundreds
this city, that the former proprietor Of these
aluablo Medicines was himself afflicted with this
ompalnt for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
lat he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
ithin the whole compass of the Materia Medica.
le however at length tried the Medicine which
now offered to the public, and he cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro.
'unced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
,ssble, by any human means.
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