Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-12-12


ter in almost every part of the globe for Their eK
traordinary and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable.
m In MANY THOUSANDS ss as
or cort;fcated instances, they have even rescued
.ufFsrers from the very verge of an untimely
,rrara aftar all the deceptive nostrums of the day
5,d utterly failed and to many thousands they
- ,o.,,3onanfIv secured that uniform enjoy
mant nf health, without which HE ltseH Is ont
rart,l blessing. So great, indeed, has their
eaicacv invariably and infalliby proved' that 1t
has appeared scarcely less than mlraculous 70
those who were acquainted with the Deau'DuiS
nb;losopbical principles upon which they are coih-
pnnnded and upon which they consequently act.
n was to their manifest and sensible acton I'D
nur;f,;ng the springs and channels of life, and en-
dining them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name
Unlike the host of perncious quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI;
CINES are purely and solely vegetaDie anu
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic, nor any other mneEai' III any rol-i
whatever They are entirely composed OF e&-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes and recently to some eminent Pharmaceu-
tical chemists are altogether unknown 70 lhe
i0norant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in so happily eftlcaeious
combination aA
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various lnPuri-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened faces which collect
in the cOnvOutons of the small mtestlnes. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce haDtuhi
-Costveness with all its train of evils, or sudden
Darrhea with its imminent dangers lhls TACT
is well-known to all regular anatomIsts who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
Tho prejudice of these weIl-informed men against
the ouack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
.CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the Dad-
der: and by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthfuI action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs Inc
blood which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes INTO the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are wen known
to be infaible. 81.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days. a
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
Occasioned, and by promoting the lubncative Sc
sretion of the mucous membrane.
FeVers OF all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process of persp
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all Intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and lgaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dslOdging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
ar-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases
Scurvy, Ulcers, and InVeterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which
sions all eruptive complaints sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeabe compilations.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the cearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza win always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES, As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maIady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation 1t is wel-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MateriG MedicG.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured in
a very short time after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely ina
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE. @
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines VIII De IOunu safe, speedy, ana GER
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to return of the disease-a cure by these
medicines is permanent-TRY THEM, BE
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss OF APPsrITE, AND
DISEASES OF FEMALEs-these medicines have been
used with the most beneficial results in cases Of
this description :-KING's EVIL and SCRoFULA, in
its worst forms, yields to the mild yet powerful
action of these remarkable Medicines NIGHr
SwEATs, NERVOUS DEBILITY, NERVOUS Con-
PLANTS of all kinds PALPITATIoN OF THE HEART,
PAINTERS CoILC, are speedily cured.
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
Persons whose constitutions have become mn
paired by the njudicious use of MERCURY VIII
find these Medicines perfect cure, as they never
fail to eradicate from the system all the effects OF
Mercury infinitely sooner than the most powerful
prenarat;ons Of SarsaparilIa. A single trial viii