Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1850-03-01

life Pills and Phoenix Bitterso

e., and Immediate power of restoring perfect
haaII 20 nersons suffering under nearly every kind
or Esaase 10 which the human frame is liable
I'M MANY THOUSANDS
II ,.Art6cated instances, they have even rescued
.fF,rers from the very verge Of untimely grave,
amer all the dece pve nostruns OF the DAY had ut
tvrv failed aud to many thousands they have
Oorinanently secured that unitGrn enjoyment OF
,oAlth, without v hch life itself is but partial
blessing. So grea indeed, has tneIr ethcacy nVa-
riablv and inEillbly proved, that it has appeared
scarceIy less than miraculous to those who were
acquainted with the beautifully philosophical prin
rinies upon which they compounded, and upon
which they consequently act. 1t was to their
manifest and sensible action in purifying the springs
and channels OF life, and enlung them with re-
newed tone and vigor, that they were indebted for
their name.
Unlike the host Of pernicIous duackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable and con-
tain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor Arse
mir nor any other mineral, IN any form whatever
They are entirely composed Of extracts from rare
and powerful plants, the virtues of which, though
long known to several Indian tribes, and recently
to some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to
medical science and were never before admins
tored in so happily elficac;ous a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats OF
the stomach and bowels the various impurities and
crudes constantly settling round them and to
remove the hardened fBces which collect in the
oonvoutons of the small intestines. Other medl-
cnes only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind to produce habtual Costye-
ness, with all its train of evils sudden Diarrhga
with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known to all regular ANTAGONISTS who examine the
human bowels after death and hence the preju-
dice of these well informed men against the quack
medicines OF the age. The second effect OF the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES Is to
cleanse the kidneys and the bladder and, by this
means, the liver and lungs, the healthlul action Of
which entirely depends upon the regularity OF the
urinary orGans The blood, which takes It's red
color from the agency Of the liver and lungs, before
it passes into the heart being thus purified by them,
and nourished by food coming from a clean stomach,
courses freely through the veins, every part
of the system, and triumphanty mounts the banner
Of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing variety
of human diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are well known to be inlal-
lble
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the frs,
aud second stomachs, and coating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid kind
FLATULENCY, LoSS Of appetite, Heartburn,
Headache, RestiessHcss, Wtempcr, AHriety,
Lqngu0r, and HetaRchoty, which the general
symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish, u natural
consequence Of its cure.
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length of
the mtestmes with solvent process, and without
violence: all violent purges leave the bowels cosve
within two days.
Diarrhpa and Cholera, by removing The
sharp acnd fluids by which these complaints are
Occasioned, and by promoting the lubrcative seere-
ton of the mucous membrane.
Fevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process of persp-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks, and GOU + in half that time, by removing
local inflammation from the muscles and ligaments
of the joints
DroDsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of GRAVEL.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
OF the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
ar-vesses of the lungs from the mucous which even
slight colds will occasion, and which, if not re-
moved, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
lonS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, aud the morbid state of which occa-
slons all eruptve complaints, saow, cloudy, and
other dsagreeabIe compilations.
The of these Pills for a very short time will
effect an entire cure of SALT RHEUM, aud
striking improvement in the clearness Of the skin.
COMMON COLDS aud INFLUENZA viii
always be cured by one dose, or by two even in
the worst cases
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well known to hundreds in
this city, that the former proprietor of those vau.
able Medicines himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS: and
mat he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materiq MedicG.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which is
now offered to the public, and he was cured IN a
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm.
possible, by any human means.