Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1850-1854, 1850-05-31
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life Pills and PhGRK DhioFso
r-bass Mcdicpes have now heen before the pub
de ~ pc iod Of FIFTEEN YEARS aud
11rin1 that tine I've m ltalned hgh character
almost every pat Of tho globe for Their eXtraor-
dinarv and immediate power Of restoring perfect
health TO persons suffering under nearly every KIND
Of disease to which the human frame is liable
III MANY THOUSANDS
IF certifcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge Of an untnely grave,
after all the deceptive uostrums Of the day had ut.
terIy failed; and to many thousands they have
permanently secured that uniform enjoyment Of
health, without which life itself is but a partial
blessing. So grea' indeed, has their efficacy inya-
riably and infalibIy proved, that it has appeared
scarcely less than miraculous to those who were
acquainted with the beautifully philosopher Il prn-
cples upon which they are compounded, and apon
which they consequently act Il was to their
manifest and sensible action in purifying the springs
and channels Of life, and enduiag them with
newed tone and vigor, that they were indebted for
their name.
Unlike the host Of pernc,9us quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEOE
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable ald con-
tain neither Mercury, nor Antim3ny, nor Arse
nic nor any other mineral ~ nv form whatever.
They are entirely composed Of extracts from rare
and powerful plants. the virtues Of which, though
long known to several indian tribes, and recently
TO some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretsniers 10
medical science and were never before admins
tered in 50 happily etlicac.ous Il combinations
The first operation is to loosen from the coats Of
the stomach and bowels the various impurities aud
crudiiies constantly settling round them; and to
remove the hardened Geces which collect IN the
convolutions Of tho small ntestiues O.her mcdj-
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind to produce habtual Cosye-
ness, with all its train of evils, or sudden Diarrhpa
with its imminent dangers This fact "a vel!
known to al regular aultOmists who examine the
human bowels after death; and hence the preju-
dice of these well informed men against the quack
medicines Of the age. The sccoud effect of the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES is to
cleanse the kidneys aud the bladder: ani, 10y ihs
means the liver and lungs, the hcaljhul action of
which entirely depends upon the regularity Of the
urinary organs. The blood, which takes lis red
color from the agency OF the liver and ltugs, before
it passes into thehaart, bel thus purified by them,
and uourlshed by food coming from clean stomach,
freely through the veins, renews every part
Of the system, and tiuWphantly mounts the banner
of health in the boo u.ng cheek.
The following ar, among the distressing variety
of humnn Diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are we'll known to be lntaI-
Lbic
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the frs.
healthy bile, instead Of the stale aud acrid kind !;
FLATULENCY, lass of appetite HeartJarH,
Headqche, RcSUeSsae>s, W-temper, Iaricty,
LaHgu1r, aud HeiIRc4oig, which are the general
symptoms OF Dyspepsia, will vanish, as a natural
consequence Of It's cure.
COstiVeness, by cleansing the whole length Of
the mlcsunrs with Il solvent process, aud without
violence: all violent purges leave the bowels COS i've
within two days.
Diarhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
occasoued and by promoting the ubrcalive sccre-
ton Of the mucous membrane.
Fevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to q
regular circulation, through the process Of perspi
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution oil
all intestinal obstruction in Others
The IIFG NrplcNgs have been known to
EURO RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks, aud GOU / IA -aait chat tiue, by removing
local Inflammation from the muscles and Igameals
OF the joints.
Dropsies Of all kinds, BY freeing aud strength
Pning the kidneys and bl1dier: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, aud hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst eases of GRAVEL.
Also Worms, hy dlslodging from the turnngs
Of the bowels the shiny matter to whi.h these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air vessels Of the lungs from The mucous which even
slight colds VIII occasion, aud which, if not re-
moved, becomes hardened and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvv, Ulcers, and TnVetcrate Sores, by
the perfect Purty which these LIFE HEIDI
GIVES rive 10 the blood. and all the humors.
SeOrbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the funds that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptye complaints, sa!Iow, cloudy, and
other disagrccahle compexions
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