Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1850-11-14


trsordnarv and immediate power OF restoring per-
feet health tn persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of cer,,ecated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge OF an uhuhleiy
grave, after al the deceptive nostrums OF the day
had utterly faile d and To many thousands they
have parnanently secured that uniform enjoy
ment of health, without which HE itself Is but
partial blessing. So great indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and nfalllbly proved that IT
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are com
bounded and upon which they consequently act
It was to their manifest and sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone ana Flgor, that
they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeres which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CINES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mineral, ia any form
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists, altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in 50 happily efhcacious
q combination.
Of the stomach and bowels the various imPuri-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened teces which collect
in the convolutions of the small ntestines Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind To produce habitual
Costveness, with all it's train Of evils or sudden
Diarrhna with it's imminent dangers. This fact
is we-known to all regular anatomlsts who e1-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-inforIned men against
the quack medicines Of the age The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der and by this means, the liver and lungs,
the heaIthfu action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity Of the urinary organs The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and trumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following among the distressing va
Tiety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
To be infillibe.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acHd
kind; Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
:
vanish, as d natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the ntestines with solvent process, and
withou, violence all violent Purges leave the
bowels costive within two days
DiarThpa and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
Occasioued, and by promoting the lubricatlve Sc
erection Of the mucous membrane.
Fevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of Persp-
ration IN such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known TO
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Govt in half that time, by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and igaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
aning the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel
Also Worms, by dislodgng from the turnings
Of the bowels the Shiny matter TO winch these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and CONSUMPTION, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened and produces these
dreadful diseases
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood. and all the bum0rs
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, salow, cloudy, and
other dsagreeable compilations
The use of these Pills for a very short time
viii effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and a
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin
Common Colds and influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by two even IN the worst
cases
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
accommodation 1t i weIl-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of THRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tired IN vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole Compass of the Mqteria Medica.
Tie however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered TO the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely Inn
possible, by any human means
rE1vTrD AAYD