Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1850-03-08
TN MANY THOUSANDS


feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
| of eert,ccated instances they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimey
| crave after al the deceptive nostrums Of the day
! had utterly failed ; and to many thousands they
! have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
| nent of health without which life itself is but
| 2 martial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
/ efficacy invariably and infallbly proved, that 1t
| has appeared scarcely less than miraculous TO
| those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
| pounded, and upon which they consequently act
| II was to their manifest and sensible action in
| purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
| DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
| they were indebted for their
| Unlike the host of pernicious quackeries which
| boast of vegetable ingredients the LIFE MEDI-
| rTNES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor
| Arsenic. nor any other mineral, IN any form
/ whatever They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several indian
tribes. and rece4ttly 10 eminent pharInaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown 10 the
ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in happily eficaclous
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various lmpuF-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened frees which collect
in the convoIutions of the small ntestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habItual
Costveness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
DianhGa with its imminent dangers Tins fact
is we-known to all regular anatOmists who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the pre- judce Of these well-IntoTmed men against
/ II
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CITES is To cleanse the kidneys and the bad
der; and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthfu action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity Of the urinary organs The
blood which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs before II passes INTO the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part Of
the system. and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner Of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
rietv Of human diseases IN when the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs and creating flow Of
pure healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrd
kind Flatulency, Less OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, lLL-IEMPER,
Anxiety, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
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vanish, as a natural consequence Of its cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
Of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent puTges leave the
bowels costive within two days
Diarrhna and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acTid fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubucatlve Sc
erection of the mucous membrane.
Feyers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process Of PersP
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known 10
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half thai time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and hgaments Of
the joints
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enng the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel
Also Worms, by dlslocSfng from the turnings
Of the bowels the shiny Meter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
| aIr-vesses OF the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds viii occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases
Scuryy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood, and all the hl1n0rs
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compexions.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
viii effect an entire cure OF Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured By one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
| recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
IN this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of EIsIaTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass Of the Maieri4 Nedica.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely mn
possible, by any human means
FEVER AND AGUE.