Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-09-26


during that time have maintained high charac-
ter in almost every part of the globe for their ex-
traordnarv and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of oor,6cated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge Vi an unthnely
orra,,o arter al the deceptive nostrums OF the day
I'D utterly failed and to many thousands they
ha,,o rornanentlv secured that uniform ENJOY
mon. &c health. without which life nseii - Out
"',l, n.t;aI Hassing So great, indeed, has Their
efficacy invariably and nfalliby Proved lha' II
bos onneared scarcely less than miraculous ~
those who were acquainted with the Dea"'lullJ
pbiIosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded. and upon which they consequently ac'
1t was to their manifest ana sensiOle dcuO, ~
purifying the springs and channels OF hfe' ana en-
DUNG them with renewed tone ana Vigor' tla'
thew were indebted forstheir name -,
Unlike the host of pernicious quackenes Wnlcn
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MED13
CTNFS are purely and solely vegetable; anu
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nol
Arsenic. nor any other mineral, III any iorn
whatever. They entirely composed OF eA
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to seVerai lholai loI
tribes. and recently to some eminent pharmaeeu-
tlF2l
;croraut pretenders to medical science ana were
never before administered in so happily ethcaclous
q combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
or the stomach and bowels the various mpur-
Ties and crudites constantly settling round theih
and to remove the hardened ttRees when cOhec'
in the convolutions of the small mtestnes. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these anu ieaS9
s,,cb collected masses behind to produce habltuai
Cost;veness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
Diarrboaa with its imminent dangers. This fact
;s we'll known to all regular anatomlsts who eX-
anime the human bowels after death ana hence
the preiudice of these well-informed men against
The nn3cL medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTWES is to cleanse the kidneys ana llle D'au-
der: and, by this means, the liver ana lungs
the healthfuI action of which entirely dePe@IoS en-
un,r the reguIaritv of the urinary organs Ihe
Mood which takes its red color from the agency
Of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourshed
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infaible
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile instead of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, II HEART-
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-IEMPER,
ANXIETY, LaNGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costve within two days
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned and by promoting the lubncatIve Sc
eretion of the mucous membrane.
Fevers OF all kinds by restoring the blood to
regular circuIation through the process of PersP-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution o1
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known TO
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Cont in half that time. by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and ligaments Of
the joints -
Oropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
eniuo the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodgng from the turnlngs
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vesseIs of the lungs from the mucous which
even sIioht colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scuryv, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors-
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
iong by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin. and the morbid state of which Occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeabe compilations.
The use of these Pills for verv short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheun, and q
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, On by two even IN the worst
cases.
PILES, As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well-knOwn to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia MedicG.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured I'D
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely im-
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to a return of the disease--a cure by these