Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-08-01
IN MANY THOUSANDS


IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certiicated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untmeIy
grave. after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enjoy
ment of health, without which life itself is but
a partial blessing So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infallibly proved, that it
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
bounded. and upon which they consequently act,
II was to their manifest and sensible action in
puriyiup the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vgor, that
they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antimony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mineral, In any 1orm
whatever They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though Iong known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent Pharmaceu-
tical chemists, are altogether unknown TO the
ignorant pretenders to medical science /; and were
never before administered in so happily efcacous
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impuri-
ties and crudites constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened faces which collect
in the convolutions of the small ntestlnes. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habtual
Costveness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
Diarrhea with its imminent dangers. This fact
is well-known to all regular anatomists who ex-
anime the human bowels after death; and hence
the prejudice of these well Uniformed men against
the quack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
GTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
rety of human diseases in which the VEGE.
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infable.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish, a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestnes with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Dlarrh@a and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints
occasoned. and by promoting the lubrcative Sc
erection of the mucous membrane.
EeyerS of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and GOut in half that time, by removing local
from the muscles and Egaments of
he joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
,ning the kidneys and bladder they operate most
on these important organs, and hence
rave ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
# the bowels the shiny matter to which these
reatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
r-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
ven slight colds viii occasion, and which, if not
readfitl diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
he perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
INES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
Ons, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
eed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
ions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
ther disagreeable compexions.
The use of these Pills for very short time
ill effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
triking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
common Colds and Influenza win always be
ured by one dose, OF by two even in the worst
ases.
PILES. AS a remedy for this most distressing
nd obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
1EDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
1t is wel-kn to hundreds
this city, that the former proprietor of these
auable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
Dmpaint for upwards of THIRTY-FrvE YEARS and
lat ne tried in vain every remedy prescribed
ithn the whole compass of the Materia Medica
Ie however at length tried the Medicine which
now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
Dunced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
ossible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Iedcines will be found safe, speedy, and GER
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