Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-12-19

ter i'm almost every part OF the globe Tor their ex-
traordnary and immediate power OF restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
Kind Of fdsease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
&c certfcated instances, they have even rescued
.,,farors from the very verge of an untimely
grave after all the deceptive nostrums OF the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have nermanentlv secured that uniform ENJOY
ment of health, without which hie nseii Is Ont
a partial blessing. So great, ndeeu' mas tlleir
efficacy invariably and intailoiy pro'eu' 'n"' =
has appeared scarcely less than miracuious ~
those who were acquainted with the beauuIuily
nhilosoohicaI principles upon which they are coin
n,unded and upon which they consequently act
r. was 70 their manifest and sensible action IN
nurifvuo the springs and channels of life, and en-
duing them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of perncious qnackerIes which
q 6. boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE mEO1,
CINES are purely and solely VegelaDle, al.u
contain neither Mercury, nor Ant1mony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known TO severai ihoiah
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharlnaeeu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown 70 lhe
ignorant pretenders to medical science ana were
never before administered HdPPhJ
combination
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various imPun-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened f9ces when cohect
in the convolutions of the small mtestmes. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habltuai
Costiveness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
Darrhna with its imminent dangers. This fact
!. a. oil racrnIar auAtOIuStS who x
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the nrei,Idice of these well-infOrmed men against
tho nnack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
nTNEc is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthful action Of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs Inc
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes INTO the
heart being thus purified by them, aud nourshed
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphanty mounts the BAN
ner Of health in the blooming cheek. .
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infllble. es. a -s.s7a
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stOmachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, lLL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish, as natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhna and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricative 81
eretion of the mucous membrane. .-..
FeVerS OF all kinds, by restoring the blood 10 q
regular circulation through the process of Perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently IN three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and igaments OF
the joints
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
deIghtfuly on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms. by dslodging from The turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vesselS of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
dreadful diseases
Scuryy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors
Scorbutie Eruptions and Bad Complex
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed The skin, and the morbid state of which occa
sions all eruptive complaints, salow, cloudy, and
other dsagreeabe complexions
The use of these Pills for a very short time
VoSI.,o o. Of Coi and n
striking Improvement in the cIearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy Gor This most distressing
and obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is we'll known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor Of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of TIuRTY-FvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGterid MedicG.
He however at length tired the Medicine which
is now offered 10 the public, and he was cured in
avery short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely Inn
possible, by any human means. f aas
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these,
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to a retumo the disease-a cure by these
medicines is permanent-TRY THEM, BE
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss OF APPETITE, AND
DISEASES OF FEMALEs--these medicines have been
used with the most beneficial results IN eases of
this description :-KlNG's EVIL and ScRoFULA, In
its worst forms, yields to the mild yet powerful
action of these remarkable Medicines. NIGnr
SwEATs, Nervous DEBILITY, Nervous CoM-
PLANTS of all kinds, PALPIFATioN OF THE HEART,
PAINTER's CoIIc, are speedily cured.
" MERCURIAL DISEASES
Persons whose constitutions have become mn
paired by the injudicious use of MERCURY VIII
find these Medicines perfect cure, as they never
fail to eradicate from the system all the enectS OF
Mercury infinitely sooner than the most powerful
preparations of Sarsaparila. "A single triai VIII