Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1850-11-16

der am | to do with The curt when I've got
iH Look' out, you pesky sarpint, or you'll
catch ita9F s1Sfc Yo.ffa i@ F55TS
s d The bill of fare. # gy n
: don't pay my b.lltill I've had my
fodder ,,-.,t ~, ,...,. y. .,.,. t.l; {
The waiter humbly explaining his mean
ing
WHAT'S all these crack j w names mean?
Give me somc'hin' plain aud hearty--biled
corn heef--3nd fetch it about the quickest
willie look over this paper and see
what else I'll hev. The meat was brough;
hT,.
Hold on! was the next order. WHAT'S
this here? Ma &C a--Read it, wont you.
sir? sa m
Maccnroni sin
All right, cnp'n--hurry tup.
The dish was brought
The ctnrnal cuss! roa I'd the Down East
er, ef m-int as great amind as ever had
to ker-wollop ver and make an exGmple Of
We on the spot. What DO We mean by run-
| min your rigs on me jest because Pm a
strangerin these parts? Take away your
do.ned billed ppe.s'ems, and fetch us on
some cabbage. That's right. And now
squire. some vinegar.
Vinegar's in the castor. sir, replied the
waiter. and made good his retreat.
Tn The castor, is it. hey =? soliloluized
the Yrrker; and where in thunder is the
| cas'o,?
The voung gentleman opposite pushed
i.townrdS hir'. He looked nj it---took tie
sto ,per out of the vinegar, and taking the
ca tor Nv the bot ON, turned it up. But
MI the crupt manifested "a desire To illus
trate the laws Of graviv and lenp from
thoir loca' ions. and the Yankee was corr
pelled 20 sc, it down again.
,Jerus, lem, he exclaimed. This he"cis
curious con,ivance. and no ni>t'kr.
How on ni",h am to f"t at the tainal vim
gar? III trvi it once moc.
Again he cnn.cd the castor, but this
time all the stopDrrs tumblcd ont
Thunde"ntion. he roared, here's pref
~ mess. Darn it all!-here I've got the
dnrned castor all into my IVY. and tn"
darned red lprd on nv cahhage, and the
Waller ion my tater Darn the thing! I
say! .,.
NV friend snid the orn'lamnn opposite
with strong control over his ri>hlc ms.
clcs Ttappeats to me if I were in wan'
of vine"'r. mud by that means should
avoii all trouble
lIe"e tho whole companv. waters and
II, hurst into n convulsive fit of augh'er.
The Yankee rose in rage. mp etting his
chai', and "luling defence on his neighhors.
Vow in the nlmp Of III tarnal cusscs in
crrationl he yelled. should know ANYTHING
about the way the dnrnthing worked when
/ 7 ncvrr seed one Of 'em afow? You've
h"'ched til up agin mc--I know H..
WhHr's the lnnd'ord? f? fetch your. bill on
| l'll get on, of his. haint eat ten cents
orth. hut I'll pay up lik" bo,k-and
cuss and nuii. And ef ever | set to eat
nmeals ,vitllcs in Boston town again, vou
may fake mN hide and tan it. Darn your
casters. npd your clstr liz. and vc ton
one and all! And Ainginc down "ll;,"
on tie table he seized his whi'e he, ,op
from the hNnd of n trembling wafer and
vamoScd. Down Washington and Safe
streets lie stleaktd il ikea comet. and new
er s'rcked hIs pace Ii ! he pulled on board
the Kenncbcc
Cap'n said he to the commonde,, cas'
off your lire Jest as quick rs yon're mind
TO. And ct ever YOU catch me wan'in" 10
sec Boston agin, jest YOU t'ke by the 81 ck
and throw me right into that ere biler,
boots and nll-hy gravy!