The Lancaster gazette. (Lancaster, Ohio) 1846-1852, 1850-10-18

SIX or eight locomotives, which ale EN-.
ployed on the various roads. When the
Ipipes Of several are turned at the same
time, it creates rather business like din.
Burhen cars by the hundred are on the
move, extending new roads, and carry.
irg on the great business Of that al.
ready in operation.
A GooD SToRY.-One of The best legal
stories we know of is that of tho Round
Robin. as it is familiarly called in the
lower circuits ofNoith Carolina. and owes
its humor 10 the very fertile and cHlIiva.
led mind of lawyer who is still alive IN
a distant western State, All the lawyers
attending court about the year 1910 boar.
ded at the house of Mr., s., who, at the
beginning of his life as publican, was
assidious and providen!, but riches multi.
piled, and Boniface became lazy. crusty
and parsimonious. His isaccommodations,
as they are usually called. from being the
very best, had by degrees degeneraed
into The very worst in The whole country.
| his was borne with muterings from
time To lime uutil. in fit of desperation,
the whole fraternity of lawyers, after ma.
lure deliberaliOn III congress assembled,
resolved to quit the hpuse, aud go TO a.
mother in the same village. The duty OF
announcing the separation was devolved
upon the gentleman above specified. who
being somewhat struck with the mock
importance the affair had assumed, wrote
the following. aud scul it 10 the landlord,
signed with the names OF all the sece
dents in round ring below:
A Declaration. - When, in the course
ofhuman events, it becomes necessary
for a halfhungry, haiffed, imposed on set
OF men, to dissolve the bonds of landlord
and boa.ter. decent respect for the D.
pinous of mankind, requires that they
should declare the causes which have
mpelled them to The separation.
We hold these truths To he selfevident:
that all men are created with mouths
aud bellies; and they are endowed by
their creator with certain inaienable
rights. among which is, that no man shall
be compelled to starve out of mere com
plaisance to u landlord; and that every
maa has a right to fill his belly aud wel
, his whistle with the best that's going.
The history of the present landlord I"
| the White Lion is II history Of repeated
insults, cxaclious, aud iuj jurics, all having
IN direct object the establishment of alb
soIute lyrauny over our s'omachs ant
lhroats. Ia prove this. let facts be sub
miued To candid world.
He refused 10 keep anything 10 diiuA
but ball faced whiskty.
He has refused To set upon his table lol
/ dinner, anything but tulnip soup, with t
. little bull beef aud sourkruut which art
not who e4ome and necessary fn the pub
lie ghod.
r He has leGusei! ln let his only blink eyt
joe, put more than six sralls vi coffee Il
one gallon Of water.
d He has turned loose multitude of flies
= aud swarms Of bed bugs to assail us il
e the peaceable hours Of the light. aud Il
eat out our substance.
Il Hs has kept up, in our beds and bed
steOds. standing arttiies Gftht9e ftietriles
. savages, with their scalping knives anC
tomahawks, whose rule of warfare is un
. distinguished destruction.
= He has excited domestic insurretton
= among us, by getting drunk before break
v fast, aud making his wife aud servant s.
before duner, whereby there has ofte
Is been the devil to pay.
st He has waged cruel war against na,ur
i Il herself, by feeding our horses with broot
\, straw, aud carrying them off To drin
|, where swine telllSe To walow.
1t He has protected one eyed Joe in hi
:, viIlainy, in the robbery Of our jugs, b
10 pretending 10 give him mock trial, aite
= sharing with him the spoil.
r He has cut offou trade with forelg
a, u ports. and brought in his own balI'face
whiskey. when we had sent him to bn
better liquor abroad, and with Perlid
l. scarcely paraIleled in the must baIbarou
y ages, he has heen known to drink on
!. foreign spirits, aud fill up our bottles wit
his own dire polons.
He has imposed taxes upon us To an
y noruiods amount, against our consent, all
R. without any rule but his own arbitrar
!. will and pleasure,
' A landlord whose characteris thus mari
VI ed by every act which may define I.
81 rant and miser, is unfit t" keep bourt
ing house for Cherokee luGians.
"a Nor have we been wanting in our a
>, tentous to Mrs. S. and Miss Sally. W
i have warned them from time to time
;, the attempts offs ---to starve and fleec
,r us.-We have reminded them IF the CT
- cumstances of our coming to board vii
- lhem-we have aPpeaIed to their hali'
IN Justice aud magnnnimity--we have co
;, iured them to alter state of things whit
:, would inc vitably interrupt our come
tion and correspondence They too ha'
i been deaf to the voice Of Justice We a
II therefore constrained to hold all three
:, these parties alike iuimical to our We
IL beitig, aud regardless Of our comfort.
h We therefore make this solemn deca
m alton Of our final separation from our f.
y. uer l9ndlord. and cast our defiance
:s his teeth. .......
II FtRE at YELLow BUD.-The fDlowi
ne are the particulars of the fire which q
ID cured at the village of Yellow Bud,
.al this county, on the IHothiHg oftk
~ inst:-
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