Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1850-04-12
IN MANY THOUSANDS


IN MANY THOUSANDS
| of cerlsGcated instances, they have even rescued
| sufferers from the very verge of untjmely
grave. after al the deceptive nostrums of the dav
! had utterly failed and to many thousands they
/ have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
ment of health, without which life itself is but
/ a partial blessing. So great, indeed. has their
4 efficacy invariably and infaibly proved, that it
/ has appeared scarcely less than miraculous %
| those who were acquainted with the beautifully
| philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded. and upon which they consequently act.
I II was to their manifest and sensible action in
purifying the springs and channels of life, and
/ DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host Of pernicious quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
( CINFS are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever. They entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
{ Of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
ucal chemists, are altogether unknown TO the
ignorant pretenders To medical science and were
never before administered in 50 happily eficacious
combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
Of the stomach and bowels the various impuri-
and to remove the hardened fRces which collect
in the convoutious of the small intestines- Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habitual
Costiveness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
DiarrhRa with its imminent dangers This fact
IS well-known to all regular anatonIsts who eN-
anime the human bowels after death ; and hence
the prejudice Of these weli-iuformed men against
the quack medicines of the age The second
effect Of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CINES rs to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der aud, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthu action Of which entirely depends
upon the regularity Of the urinary organs. The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs. before it passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, reHews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner Of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety Of human diseases IN which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
FIRST and second stpmachs, and creating hJw Oi
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF Appetite, HEART
BURS, HEApACHE, REsTLEssNEss, lLL-IEMFER.
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, wiz
vanish, natural consequence Of its cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the inresJines with q solvent process, and
withou, violence all violent purges leave the
bowels cnstive within days
Diarrhpa and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acgd fluids by which these complaints are
occasloned, and by promoting the lubricative Sc
option nf th" mucous membrane.
FeVers Of all kinds, by restoring the blood To a
regular circulation, through the process Of perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure rheumatism permanently IN three weeks
and GOut IN half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and iigaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, BY freeing and strength
enlug the kidneys and bladder: thy operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst casas Of Gravel.
Also Worms, Dy dISl1dging from the turnings
of the bowels the SHINY matter To which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the J
air, ess-ls of the iuags nom the mucous which
even sight colds will occasion, and which, If not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these !
dreadful diseases
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEOI- /
CINES give TO the blood, and all the hum0rs,
Sc0rbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, salIow, cloudy, and
other GisagreeabIe compilations.
The use of these Pills for a verv short time
viii effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum. and d /
striking Improvement in the cearncss OF the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be /
cured by one dose, or by TWO even in the worst I
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing /
aud obstinate rnaIady, the VEGETABLE LIFE /
deserve a distinct and emphatic /
recommendation. 1t Is wel-known to hundreds /
"a tins city, that the former proprietor of these /
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this /
complaint tor upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and I
That he tried IN vain every remedy prescribed /
within the whole compass of the MIteria Nedica. I
Tie however at leugth tried the Medicine which /
5 now offered TO the public, and ne was cured IN .
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
aounced not only improbable, but absolutely inn /
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and Ger
am remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to return Of the disease cure by thcsg
medicines is permaneut-TRY THEM, BE I
SATISFIED. AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss OF ArFEtITE, AND
DISEASES or FEMAIEs-these medicines have been
I9Gu nm tic most DthtIcldi results IN cases OI
his description :-kING's EVIL and SCRoFULA. IN
IS worst forms, yields to the mid yet powerful
lction Of these remarkable Medicines. NIGHr /
owEATs, Nervous DEBILITY, NERvovs Con-
PLANTS of all kinds, PALPIrATIoN or TIE HEART.
PAINTERS Conc, are speedily cured.
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
Persons whose cUi.SItuIuus have become nm
paired BY the injudcious use of MERCURY. will
ind these Medicines perfect cure, as they never
all to eradicate from the system all the effects OF
Mercury infinitely sooner than the most powerful
Of Sursapanla. a single trial will
place them beyond the reach of competition, in
he estimation Of every patient.