Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-11-14

,sr in almost every part of the globe for Their ex-
troordinary and immediate power OF restoring per-
eect health to persons suffering under nearly every
ia nf disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
.,;eo..aa instances, they have even rescued
=, o',x..srs from the very verge OF an untimely
rrrsvs after all the deceptive noSlruihs VI ue gay
,,..rI-, fs;led and to many thousands they
Ia. ner1snently secured that uniform ehloy.
,,a,,, IF health, without which HE nssn uu
. martial blessing. So great, noeeo' n19 a.. !,
Efficacy invariably and infalibly proven, IL g.
has appeared scarcely less tnan N,:e,n,,
,I uas r. wore acquainted with the beautny
uh;Iosonbical principles upon which they are COM
ppn',ndad and mon which they consequently act
r ,1,.s 70 their manifest and sensible action IN
.,.;e,rc tba springs and channels OF life, ana en-
dung them with renewed tone and Vlgor' thaA
thew were indebted for their name ,..l
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeI,es r,mI Tr'
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE mEO1si
CTNFS are purely and solely vege'aDie' ai1
contain neither Mercury, nor AntlmOny, ~
~bafever They are entirely composed OF eA-
,racts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to seVslaa a.,- .,o.1.
tr;hes and recently to some eminent PhaiA"" -
sal chemists. are altogether unknown 10 inc
;rnorant pretenders to medical science ana were
never before administered in SO haPphy eiiic"''O"0
combination. A. coa,a
The first operation is 20 loosen from the co~e0
of the stomach and bowels the various IlIP"ii-
,;ss and crudities constantly settling round theh
81 20 remove the hardened feces which cohecI
:; ,La oonvolutions of the small intestlnes. Otheh
..,oi;o;nss only partially cleanse these, and leave
sncb collected masses behind to produce haDituai
Costiveness, with all it's train OF evils, or SUDDEN
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers ms iac'
10 vell-kuown to all regular anatomls's wno CA
or,;na the human bowels after death ana hehce
oa;nd;ce Of these wel-informed men against
tbe mack medicines of the age. Inc secona
effect a of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
. rY1Jrc ;s tn cleanse the kidneys anu the Diau-
Se- and. by this means, the liver and lungs
The baaItbfnl action of which entirely depends
uDon the regularity of the urinary organs Inc
blood. which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before 1t passes INTO thS
heart being thus Pariiieo py tnela a,u o-mrSes
by food coming from clean stomach courses :
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the pan
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
r;etv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infaible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and aend
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
RryRN, HEADAcHE, REsrLEssNEss, L-TEMPER'
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as a natural consequence OF its cure,
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, ana
without violence all violent Purges leave the
bowels costve within two days
DiarrhHa and Cholera, by removing the
IL AVidc hy yVh these
occasioned, and by promoting the luoncatlVe Sc
sreGon of the mucous membrane. .l.,d 90
Fevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood 10 a
regular circulation, through the process OF PersPi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OI
all Intestinal obstruction IN others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known TO
cure Rheumatism permanently In three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing local.
inflammation from the muscles and ligaments OF
the joints. -,
nronsies Of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enino the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, ana hence
have ever been found certain remedy fOr the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms. by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter 10 which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds viii occasion, and which, If DO'
removed. becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, BY
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex.
ions. BY their Alternative effect upon the fluids thai
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which oeea-
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, anC
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for a very short tm'
viii effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and |
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin
Common Colds and Influenza viii always b
cured by one dose, or by two even IN the wors
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LlFI
MEDICTNES deserve a distinct and emphatl
Recommendation. 1t is well-knOwn to hundred
in this city, that the former proprietor OF thes
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with TIN
compaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIyE YEARS an'
that he tried in vain every remedy preserbe
within the whole compass of the Materin Medlee
He however at length tried the Medicine whlc
is now offered to the public, and he was cured |
avery short time, after his recovery had been pro
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely In
possible, by any human means.