Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-11-28
IN MANY THOUSANDS

feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame IS liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
81 oert;6cated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimeiy
rroys after all the deceptive nostrums OF the day
"a utterly failed and to many thousands they
hava permanently secured thaI UNIFORM ENJOY
mant Of health, without which lie Isen Is put
martial blessing. So great, nuecu' nao .,iI 'ne.
efficacy invariably and mfaIiDiy Po,,,a,,s q,
has appeared scarcely less than mlracuous ,.s,ne'
49, Who were acquainted with the DeautnuS
nhInsonhcaI principles upon which they are COM
poupdad and upon which they consequently oc
T. ,as to their manifest and sensible action III
a,-;eno the snrings and channels of life, ana en-
dung them with renewed tone and vigor' tna1
thew were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernlcious qnacker.es WHICH
boast Of vegetable ingredients, the LltE MhDliI
CINES are purely and solely yege'aOIe, nor
contain neither Mercury, nor Anum0ny ~.
Ar.on;o nor any other mineral, IN any iofii'
wbstever They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to seVsrdl lA ilNuol'
tribes, and recently to some eminent PhAiiao 20 ~
teal chemists, are altogether uhAno"n so ~
ignorant pretenders to medical science anu .l.
never before administered In 50 haPPny eli0"''O"0
combination Il ooa,.
of the stomach and bowels the various imPun-
ties and crudities constantly settling round theIn
and 10 remove the hardened faces winch eOae0s On'
:; tbe convolutious of the small intestInes. Otner
medicines only partially cleanse these, ana leatS
such collected masses behind to produce hao,tuai
Costiyeness, with all its train of evlls, or suuuen
Diarrbpa with its imminent dangers ibis iacI
= ,,,ou known TO all regular anatomists who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the nreindce of these weI-inforned men against
tbo nn3ck medicines Of the age. The SECOND
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
rTNFS is TO cleanse the kidneys and the DAD
der and, by this means, the liver ana iuilgs'
the healthfu action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. INC
bIond which takes it's red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes INTO the
heart. being thus purified by them, and nourshed
bv food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek. s+
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TARLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalIibIe.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
3 first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind Flafulencv. Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
RuRN. HEADAcHE REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as a natural consequence OF It's cure
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence; all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days. s D..
Diarrh9a and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the ubncatlve ss-
eretion Of the mucous membrane. ,,,.
Fevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of PersPi-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution OF
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known 10
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and hgaments OF
the joints.
Dropsiesof all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel. rts.. ~
Also Worms. by disodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vesseIs of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
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the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humOrs-
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa
sions all eruptive complaints, salow, cloudy, and
other disagreeabIe compilations
The use of these Pills for a very short time
viii effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the clearness of the skim
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases. sEfL #s..
PILES. AS remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
Recommendation. 1t is WE'LL known TO hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with tins
compaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS; and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteria MedicG.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured ID
very short tine after his reeoy cry had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely nm
possible, by any human means. 90 f...-..-
FEVER AND AGUE.
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