Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1850-1859, 1850-10-09
Wit ano 6un,or.
A Dictionary Word

durham, The other day, 10 one oi ms men,
"bring in some fuel"
John walked of. revolving the word in
his mind, and returned with the pitchfork.
81 don't want lhis.' said the wonder.
ing tanner: 81 ~anI fuel. John",sl5
{" Beg your pardon" replied lhe man !:
"I'h,ught you wanted something to turn
over he SKINS"
And off he went again, no, viii, wiser,
but ashamed to confess his ignorance
Much medi'a,ing, las Lord Brougham
would s1y.) he next pitched upon The be-
som, ,h,uderins which he returned 10 the
coun,in, house. Iii master was in pas
sion.
What a stuPii ASS you are, john" ne
eXc!an ed =" want some sticks ard sha
wings L. ligh, the trc." ....a.
"Ol- -h-h - re;uiued the rustic; that's
What y,u want. is ii Why couldn't you
say suai first, masr,r, instead of using q
Londsr dciiorary word ~
A. wish ful to show rEat he WAS not
alone in his snorance,he calr1 comrade
10 the tanners presence and ask, d him il
he knew wha, fuel was. - -.r.. ..-f-.-
"Ay. :" answered Joe, ducks aud geese
and sch like"
Dat Celebrate Picayune niger, " Sam
Ionsiue.' has been in these dgail,'s but
left wirh the first ffos, Cor {" de sunny
Souf.' Sam was ploughing one morning
in Squire L BIS corn lot, VIXEN " black
Daa" came along and hailed him. Sam
stopped AIS oxen, and braced up against
the plough handles. - Dan, AK me dis,
YOU sse me drive dis team roun' de lot,
now w am dose oxum like The s,eamboa,
Great Hriitum1' 10
Z" s'b EN- up" said Dan.
8" ", |, tell you, nig.e. kasc dey's got
prop Ter behind 'em."
- n yah 90 way wld Your 'pcilers.
Now S1m Jonsing | ak you aEnuider-wy
am dat pough like de ebenng starl'
" Da' plough like de ebenins STAR" said
Sam, . well, nigga | know'L dat a.ore,
kase he bound 10 shine" f.E
$50 way wild your shine. da, amt um
atal lat plough like de ebrning star,
k ase i berry dark Jehind him. i Yam
kec Bnle.
A ID ,Ich farmer down nn the Muhawk
had jusi blili a new barn and while The
operation of thra>hing was going on. he
one day mounted 10 the roof TO overlook
operations. and soon disco, cred what he
very Sa .ely considered a great piece OF ex-
lravasance in The workman, and that was.
that uh hIc thev drove but ore nail in the
small shingles. they invariably put two in
wide ores. Myuheer said nothing. but
while lie boss and his hauds were in at
dinner hc went out 10 the barn, Ratchet in
hand. and split all lie wide Shingles
did,
Texas AND THE UNION The Louis
vile Journal says very apply. thai a, the
very nIo nent, when Teaas had an agent
in Was, inston asking The Unil,d States
10 send rnops to protect her against the
Indians, he had Senators and Representa-
lives IN Washington procaImIng, that, if
her dem nds IN regard 10 \ ~ Mexico are
not C m lied with. she wiN ichip the Uni
ted Sdoits.
The editor of the Brook, Eacle makes
an ap ln.y to suudry o. his Young friends
Who coli. cteI under his window few eve
nings since TO give him sercnade. lie
su,2o>iu, a cal fight was going on, emp,-
led pit her OF wafer Ola their heads in-
stead uf acknowledging the honnr. An
other warning against too h.S,y decisions.
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The managers OF the n " lok State
Fair. holden at Albany last week permit
ted ania.ds and Editors 10 90 for half
price each, on the railroad. We are ac-
quainHd vi h several persons who nigh,
have gone free, inasmu>h as lE,y uIiie
The ch r.cierS.
An Abhevi!le Is. c. paper says: /
Some one crilicising Wrh,rr,'S style, !
says, every sentence We. .h> pound !
Wen >n"n know what eft h'S pounding !
will have on the Texas Es'' {
The , fec, will be TO M Ike i; show lis
mtfdL
CoUETsHIp.-Th plain Ene,h Of the
politics. dress Of gentleman 10 lady is,
am now, dear madam. the hunGle.; OF
yonr servans-Ac 50 good as 10 alio" me
10 be yopr lord and mas'rr.' "a
Jen"e Lind -four" is adserised at Al
hanv, ami Jenny Lind hr'<' and Jenny
Lind .capes' in New York The days of
a:linnshnic gin and Denircra,ic itch
oinImen' are b"in. cclipSed, o.. !.