Eastern times. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1846-1857, 1850-07-18

Thinks that by small concession each her own desires
would win,-
IT'S SO pleasant to be generous what il they should now
begin.
Hush be still pray you nieces here's knocking at
the door; se
Hioa =! who's there?" Uncle Sam cries as before
- friend, almost foreigner, New Mexico's my name;
TO seat at your board, prefer humble claim
don't know as Eve finished by education quite,
And my property's can't tell its value right
My guardian is dead, and they rlunder me like sins
I've no to look to- so prythee, let me inv
You'd best stay where you are ~ says UucIe sam, till
I'm able
To pacify these ladies' and get silence this Babel
My chrer he continues, "his dis ute out ofseasoni
We can't drink the flow of soul, and eat the least Oh
You talk of leaving, do your Miss Carrie you're mista-
If for your temper should think your wits were
shaken.
Knock knock, in heavens name Fray who is calling
now
Here's precious business brewing Pm stunt ed to-day,
Ivow.
Go you villain porter what's the matter there,
And let another soul in without leave, sir, you dare
"Here's another stranger, sir if it please you wants
place;
She wears most uncommon garments and has dark wild
face
Saws she's got the finest fortune of any lady yet,
You have handsome Iar ont, and her name is Des
She's building big temple and So" Shut up, you
scamp,
Tell the lady my opinion is she'd better just decamp.
I'll send some bring her when I've nothing else
to do.
Pve trouble enough without taking her in, too.
Knock knock why what on earths the matter
All determined to raise general clster ~
Says soft voice at the door with infinite address;
"GouIez uous monsieur auez Ia grande peHtesse
De me donner'-but here another interferes
"We s2eak little louder, if to reach their
Here's two sisters from the NORTH join social
band
We've had different educations, but we'll quickly under
stand
Your and habits, for they're suited to our taste,
We've made minds up slowly and shant repent in
haste.
Old Britannia has ruled long enough with rod of BIRCH
And we're tired of supporting her soldiers and her church"
Uncle strikes his forehead in trouble and veNation
Good heavens all the world seem bent on annexation!
Ifthese girls would reason but when they're bound
to scold,
They will have their scodng out remember that of old
Knock knock knock my patience here's another
Pray who can in such dreadful pother ?"
Its a Spanish lady, sir said the porter speaking low,
And the way she rattles of the Casian isn't slow.
can't understand word but 'Maanzas' and Havana ?
l guess you'd better send out Miss Louisa Anna
To see what she wants. Wants I'll bet dollar
She wants TO in, and ST. Domingoll follow /!
Keep dark do YOU hear, and don't let a word
To single lady here, what YOU guess what you've
heard
Here's hornets nest already and the way they
shocking:
But listen seems to me hear another knocking"
Through the door just ajar the gallant bachelor spies
A lady robed in black, with sad and fearful eyes.
She low at the threshold, what spirit could but feel
Some little rob of sympathy at this her mute appeal
Who is it ?" asks dozen of the ladies in second,
Elm arne ,cttue ron Deutchland, fragt fur ach
tung.r
" Alas poor Hungary ~ says many friendly voice,
Pray give her home and welcome, since she has
choice.
Uncle Sam profit the momentary hush
Says that Others get the Bird while they're beating of the
bush;
uts down his foot in nness says they may scod and
tease,
But these his new-come neces shall sit just where they
please.
Ny story has no ending, for the end it is yet
And whether these spirits their tempers will forget
And once more dwell in concord, Pm say,
But reace to all their troubles, and Heaven speed the
day!