Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1849-1856, 1850-03-28
TIlEERA"IVE SOAP MAN.

Courts, and OH all ether OCCASIONS Of
p Pu'ar assembling.rcnd ng their small
wares, la the X zor-Srop man-are
sometimes very lmuslng. We noticed
one "f 'cm, last week. crying his era-
sine soap to as simple a crowd as we
have observed in some time. lie was
a sharp-eyed fellow. with sancti6ed
look, black whiskcrs and still blacker
and enormous straw hat.
Gentlemen he said, or ra,l Ct sang
- gentleman, l offer you a $, lcndid
article, superb article, an incompara-
bic article-magical, radical, uagical
article ! Here lie displa! ed cake
Of his soap.l Magical, radical. irag-
ical, er0sipe Soap! Yes. in its effects
upon It's inventor mos. traglcal, Shall
tell YOU how' II was imvcrtcd by
celebrated French Chemist. after
twenty years or,oil, labor and pr.va,ion.
la nst fifteen min ties, two seconds
and a half, after the discovery, he fell
into the arms of death, aud his nam.
became immortal You can draw
your own conclusions, gentlemen =
Magical, radical. tragical, e-ra-s.vc
Soap! Dime cake! II l,nd ne the
money served me risht-lhere's the
soap! Yes, there's man has get i
cake of the incompatible, inappr"ci:-
BILE, infalllblc, invaluable, magical.
radical, tragicaI, e-ra-siye soap
Gentleman. you'd open your eve.
if were to tell you half lac wonders
performed Wy ,.Is in.com-pa.rablr art
Gle. 1t cleans o.l-spols, r. moves stains,
hides dirt. brigh'ens good colors aud
obllerates ugly oncs such is The
virtue OF the all-healing. ncycr-f ling,
spot-removing, beauty res, ring health,
giving, ina y,cal, radical, tragical, ezra.
sivc Soap" The vendor wiped his
brow, heaved sigh, and recommenc
ed, standing a, ease against piazza
pot.
why, gentlemen, when frs. he.
came acquainted with this inextollable
gift ,f divine Providence to erring man
| had an obstruction Of the vocal ur-
guns. an imped, nent of speech, Tint
bid fair TO destroy the hopes of the
fond parents vino intended ne f.r the
bar or the pulpit. | was tonom.tird--
hut came across thls precious con-.
po ind--swallowed Just half an ounce.
and ever since, to the satisfaction of
my parents. myself, and an assembled
worlI, l have been volubly, rapidly.
and successfully, minabiy, win
termt,Ingly, most eloquen'ly sound
ing Tic praises of the Incompatible,
niaIiILle, inim,tablc, inappreciable
nevcr-fllIng, all healing, spot-remcv-
ing, bcauty.res,orlne, magical, radical.
tragicaI, eras've soap
An. gentlemen, Il world without it
would be naug't |, takes the STAINS
from your breeches, the spots fom
l your coat, removes the dirt, aEd diff
srs general chceflllncss over the
4 ch lracter ofihc whole otter man -
True, gcnll ,mon, I've wo'n the f re
finger of'ny right hand TO the first
joint, III illustrating tie efficacy n this
inefiable compound but | held that
rhe fore finger of one man yea. orihe
fore fingers OF TEN MEN-are as moth
ing when compared with the peace AID
welfare Of society and the Morl! +
oh, magical Soap oh, rrdical
Soap oh, ragical soap what w"n-
ders llou dost perform The fright
II cIltu lbCOillDlNC lSdNes ES " 'h1h \NS ~
mere OH thy approicl. The ,ele-
graph wires ,remble and are dumb in
thy presence
Why, gentlemen, i, clears the com.
/ pIexion of IA nIgger, AMI makes curly
headed mans hair straight 1t re-
| moves the stains from the brcccaes,
aud the spots from your coats in like
manner, it puriiies the consc encc and
brigh,ens the character If you're Il
little dishonest or dirty, Try i, IfyoT
reputation or clothing IS a little smut
II ted, III warrantit! Fer Iadn swhose
/ slips-I mean these Little, brown, yell
low, white, blue aud many-colored
Il sEpptrs-have become soilrd, it ~ the
Ony cure, panacea, medirareiinm,
vadc.mecum, in all globular creation.
Thea come up, tumble mp, run up and
jump up, like lIrng'ry patriots. and
buy my Incompatible, iniallIh'e, lnei'
f,ble, inappreciabIc, coa,-pres"r,lng,
II A II.