Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1850-02-08
In MANY THOUSANDS


VI .ertificated instance =, they have even rescued
rlfqrers from the very verge Of an uutmely grave,
after all the deceptive of the day had ut,
terlv failed: aud to many thousands they have
permanently secured that uniform enjoyment Of
icath, without " hich life itself is but a partial
blessing so grrt in Iced. has their efficacy mva-
rabIy aud nEil!iby proved, that it has appeared
scarcely less than miraculous to those who were
acquainted with the beautifully philosophical pru-
cipIes upon which they arc compounded, and upon
which they consequently act 1t was to their
manifest aud sensible action in purifying the springs
aud channels Of life, and Ting them with re-
newed tone and vgor, that they were Indebted for
their name.
Unlike the host Of pernicous quaclseres which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CINES are purely and solely vegetable aud con-
tam neither Mercury nor Anthony nor Arse
nc, nor any other mineral, III any form whatever.
They are entirely composed of extracts from rare
aud powerful plants, the virtues Of which, though
long known to several Indian tribes, and recently
TO some eminent pharmaceutical chemists are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenderS to
medical science aud were never before admins
tered in so happily etficac:ous a combination.
The first operation is TO loosen from the coats of
the stomach and bowels the various impurities and
crudtes constantly settling round them and to
remove the hardened frees which collect in the
convolutions of the small intestines. Other med-
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind to produce habtual C0stlve
ness with all it's train of evils, or sudden Diarrhea
with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known to all regular ANTAGONISTS who examine the
human bowels after death and hence the preju-
dice Of these we'll inlornel men against the quack
medicines Of the are. The second effect of the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES is to
cleanse the kidneys aud the bladder and, BY this
means, the liver and lungs, the heathfu action of
which entirely depends upon the regularity of the
urinary org1ns. The blood, which takes its red
color from the agency of the liver and lungs, before
il passes into the heart, bel thus purified by them,
and nourshed by food coming from a clean stomach.
freely through the veins renews every part
Of the system, and trunphantly mounts the banner
Of health in the booming cheek.
The following are among the distressing variety
Of human diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are well known to be inlal-
hbIe:
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
aud second stonlchs, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd kind
FLATULENCY, Loss Of Appetite Heartburn,
Heudache, Restiessoess, U-temper, anxiety,
LIagaor, and MsllHcholy, which the general
symptoms Of Dyspepsia, will vanish, as d natural
consequence Of its
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length Of
the utcstmes with a solvent process, aud without
violence: all violent purges leave the bowels cosve
within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
accustomed, aud by promoting the lubricaive secre-
ton of the mucous membrane.
TeVerS of all kinds by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration III such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE NEDlCfNEs have been known 10
-ure RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks, aud GOU / in half that time, by removing
local nhimmrton from the muscles aud Iigaments
Of the joints.
Dropsies Of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enng the kidneys aud bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of GRAVEL.
Also Worms, by disIodging from the turnings
of the bowels The shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma aud Consumption, by relieving the
ar-vesSels OF the lungs from the mucous which even
slight colds will occasion, and which, if not re-
moved, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful Diseases
Scurvy, Ulcers, aud Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI
CTNES give to the blood and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions aud Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
sIons all eruptiye complaints, sallow cloudy and
other d,sa5rceahIe compexions
The use Of these Pills for a very short time will
effect entire cure Of SALT RHEUM, and a
striking Improvement in the cearncss of the skin.
COMMON COLDS aud INFLUENZA VIII
always be cured by dose, or BY two even in
the worst cases.
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
aud obstinate maIady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve u distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is we'll known to hundreds in
this city, that the former proprietor of these valu.
able Medicines himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass Of the M1tcriI Medica.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which is
now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.