Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1850-03-05
From the Albany Dutchman.
Crumbs for all kinds Of Chickens.


male individual for one of the most beau
tiful boquets of natural flowers we ever
paStured either our eyes or nose on. In
the collection is a splended double rose
as red in the face as girl caught kissing.
We shall treasure the memento with all
that fervor that deep reverence for the
sacredness of dimity can possibly inspire.
To convert 4 william into a friend, you
must make him fear you. Treat him
with kindness, and he will swear it's du-
pllclty. District Attorneys are neverrob-
bed, while the only man in crowd thata
thief treats with respect is the Police mag
istrate. The idea that bad men are to be
won with the sans arguments that good
men are, is all humbug.
An Irishman having visited a collec-
ton Statuary, wrote home that he had
spent the day with Venus, Nebuchadnez-
Ear, and other heather goddesses, who
were standing out in the open air, making
black-guards ofthemselves with not a shirt
on between three Of them.
What a valiant fellow that brandy is,
isn't he! Talk about the bravery of old
Buena Vista, why there is more daring
in pint of Otard than the hero of Mon
'erey ever dreamed of. If Niagara is ever
discerncd in wash-tub, it will be by a
man with a little "Gourth proof in his
pocket.
An Irish editor out west being written
by subscriber that he had not received a
paper for a fortnight, notified him in his
next issue, that for the succeeding two
weeks he would mail him two of each num-
Der, which would make it all right and
keep his file full.
Never undress yourself before bed time.
In other words, don't will away the prop
erty you own in this world till you are
about to take up your residence in the
next. Dutiful children are made by hope,
not by possession. Bread eaten, has lost
its flavor.
TO make men scratch their heads, coax
them to endorse for you. BY the way.
speaking of philosophy, can Doctor
March tell us why a mans head always
itches Just after doing something he Is sor'
ry for! We pause for reply.
Courage is only justice in passion
Have right on your side, and you could
lick Goliah as easy as you could mOlas-
ses hogshead. Be in the wrong, however,
and YOU will tremble like blanc mango, at
the mere thought Of an enemy.
g Shall we take a bus up Broadway"
said a young New Yorker, who was
his country cousin the wonders
of the city.
90 dear, no! I" said the frightsncd girl ;
- | would not do that in the street,
An unmarried lady on the wintry side
hearing Of the marriage ola young
lady, her friend observed with a deep and
sentimental sigh "well, | suppose it is
what we must all come to"
No one has a better opportunity Of be-
coming acquainted with the ups and
dolcnS of life than woman who occupies
apartments i'll the fifth story Of house.
Beware Of slippery sidewalks and
painted women. They arc as treacheI-
Gus as strong drink or an old enemy rec
onciled.
He is i'll clothed who has nothing on
but his suspenders-and yet this is the
fashionable summer dress i'll some parts
of Brazil.
The doctor who operates for d" cat
aracts," is going up to Buffalo to see if
he can't do something for Niagara.
Speaking of apples, it is rather remark
able that the first apple in Paradise should
have turned out the first pair.
Mrs. Miller is now termed " the female
Sam Patch, who leaped over the Falls of
Niagara, in the arms of lover
A colored man, at the west end. says he
goes for &" dis union hit or miss"
Mean Time-To ask a man to break
fast after the coffee is cold.