Republican vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1857, 1850-01-14

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gunpion. He made some awful b!unders. AT
one time he launched his boat down what he
thought the popular current, taking me with
hlln-ran up on dry land in about ten rods from
where he started, and before recovered from
the shock oigroundine, he was UP again and
padding new boat down another current abus-
Ing those he had left, as ntmies ofthe people
lie was al untirilg fellow, always. like some in
sects you know OF, rolling a ball-sometimes
two or three at once. That fellow will come to
something yet. In this good Presbyterian coun-
try, where, OF course am Presbyterian, too,
some OF the stlray old SONS Of the Pilgrims SO
thoroughly in the mud, for not pulling we'll in
he traces that their own friends would dsown
them, and swear they had Yer seen them be-
tore. We are always tavoprtcs with that very
numerous class OF small men v no delight in high
heeled boots
Many gentlemen of 'lis country, who, tut
for me, would probably have stat we'd in olscu-
rlty and sunk under the stagnant pool Of Dull
III SIS forever, can now testify 10 my powers in
calling tAeir adversares and putting men of low
pretenso1s into high places. am Prcsbyte-
| rian here; not that care button for them or
their religion but they hace the Bread and l
cant it. and my friends and cosoperators want il
too.o | could not refrain from asking here Sir.
is it possible, that such deformcd and odous
wickedness as yours finds friends and co-opera-
tors here" He replied, Yes, SIR until YOU
! caught me III your hen-rocst, lor do think that
will make much difference, since, if ever YOU
| charge me with ii, [ will deny the fact and cry
out that am prosecuted by the wicked Episco-
/ ralians.
Friends. indeed! Why, sir, when Put up at
the Valley Inn the other night, you would have
been half dead with envy 10 tehod my levee
The first men in the country aid town. or at
least those who desire to be the first, gathered a.
! round me, seeking W no should stand highest in
my favour Some wanted DR.. Olipcd to mix
them a love-p powder to be administered 10 the
dear peoplc-ohers wanted fat office, 10 mat
ter Mhat-ohers dose Of Arsenic for a political
adversary recipe TO prevent the growth
OF rival sects. hated all, ard prescribed fer
all, because hated them. Why, sir, sInde-
pendence" and "Country Fri. lid, SC, " no have
appeared i'll print did not constitute a tenth
part OF my levee. The most amusing part, how
ever. OF the whole scene was, when put on my
shad- belied coat, and visited my brother Doctor
OF the Messenger. The poor fellow was so ca
silly gnlled that almost thought Pity of him
but II was bait enough for him that something
was said OF Puseyism and High Chur h. He gave
into my plet at once which was to Kill Episcopa-
cy and HIM too--or. rather, to get my meat and
bread, nos caring neither they lived or died.
But my plan for getting into Office failed
The accused Board of Directors Hid not regard
me chew of tobacco, and having tailed in this
effort to serve mvselfl Tell into CONTEMPT, and
had to resort to the ex?edieut Of publishing my
own death, in order THAI I miay hereafter reap
pear IN some other less odious rame. Since that
fatal day when Justice" came out ard blew up
my plans havenot tasted q mcuhful Of food
1t was dire necessity that drove me to your hem
roost However, the world owes me a living.
and am told you are going to have some glo-
rleus running here, shortly, for the Legislature
and the Convention, it is al-important to nv
little fry, that the true issues should be kept
from before the people. as some of my aspiring
trends are rather fishy, and all of them, like
trash, can only sv i'm in flood. Ytu shall hear
OF me about the first Of Marc h. anc SUI h rev
as will kick up among The Chur hes, will be
lovely to look uTon. I he world will laue and
will grow fat. You have nc idea VI no all have
ne in ray, tut you will know hen you see
the strite-hrother against brothc,n Here. Mr.
Editor, raised cry OF horror. and was abou,
to kick the Internal thing cut of my house, when
it vanished into thin air, and was forced to
conclude that Dr. Ichabod Crane Oipod WIS no
other than the D--l himself, 70 matter no
may be his supporters.
determined, Their. 10 rite YOU Ills, that Won
and The people may know him if he returns in
the Spring, under " hatever name.
PEiILO-JUsTTCE.
N. b picked UP from the place where he
sat, list Of all the olic, and PLACES of emolu-
and sect OF those no hold Them, and of tiios,
who, in his Judgment DUH: 10 hold them, d.
! rec:ed to "lndependeuee," Us curiosits.
P-J