Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-03-14
IN MANY THOUSANDS

fart health tn persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame IS ilaDe'
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certificated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an uiltineiy
crave. after all the deceptive nosrums of the day
Rad utterly failed and to many thousands they
hoyo nermanently secured that uniform enjoy
n,ant of health. without which life itself is but
q martial blessing. So great, indeed has Their
sgic,cv invariably and iafalbly proved, that it
sas .nneared scarcely less than miraculous to
,bosa who were acquainted with the beautifully
nbilosophical principles upon which they are COM
oounded, and upon which they consequently act'
II was to their manifest and sensible acl'on III
purifying the springs and cnanheiS oi iie' '"u I
DUNG them with renewed tone ana 'isor' 'ha'
thew were indebted for their name
Unlike the host of pernicious quackenes Whcn
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl,
rrNEs are purely and solely vegetable; ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral, III any ioiih
whatever. They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several inoiah
tribes, and recently to some eminent Phariiiaceu
teal chemists, are altogether unknown 10 the
ignorant pretenders to medical science anu were
never before administered in SO happily eftcaclous
combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
&c Tho stomach and bowels the various lmpurI-
Ties and crudities constantly settling round them;
and To remove the hardened faces winch collect
in The convolutions of the small mtestlnes. other
medicines only partially cleanse these, ana ieaVe
such collected masses behind to produce habltual
Costiveness, with all its train OF evils, or sudden
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers. This fact
is wel-known to all regular anatomsts VINO eX-
oCtorH Hoat md hpnp
the preiudce of these well-nformed men against
,ho ppsck medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
rTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der: and. by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healtbful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood. which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourlshed
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the VEINS renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalible
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating how OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsrLEssNEss, lIL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGuoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, as a natural consequence OF It's cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence; all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhna and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the ubrcative Sc
sretion of the mucous membrane.
Fevers OF all kinds. by restoring the blood 10 a
REGULAR circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all Intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and ligaments of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladders they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnngs
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vesseIs Of the lungs from the mucous when
even slight colds will occasion, and which, If not
removed, becomes hardened and produces these
dreadful diseases
Scuryv, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MED1-
CINES give to the blood. and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin. and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all erupiive complaints sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the cearness of the SKIN
Common Colds and Influenza Will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of TInRTY-FlvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medicd
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured IN
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.