Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1850-03-15
I'M MANY THOUSANDS

anu iiiilicuitbe FJ"tt Vi ItStCi'hS PN''~~S
health to persons suffering under nearly every kind
Of disease to which the human frame IS liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
n certiicaed instances, they have even rescued
plfarers from the very verge Of an untimey grave,
amer all the dece3tivr nosrums Of the day had ut.
terly failed and to many thousands they have
permanently secured that uniform elloyn,nt Of
iealth, without VI HIGH life Itself is but partial
blessing. So grea', indeed. has their escacy inya-
riably and inGtIliby proved, that 1t has appeared
scarcely less than miraculous to those VINO were
acquainted with the beautifully philosophical prn-
eples upon which they are compounded, and upon
which they consequently act. 1t to their
manifest and sensible action in purifying the springs
aud channels OF life and enduing them with re-
newed tone and vigor, that they were indebted for
their name.
Unlike the host OF pernc,ous qn1ckeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CINES are purely and solely vegetable and con-
tain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor Arse
mic, any other mineral, IN any form whatever.
They are entirely composed of extracts from rare
and powerful plants, the virtues of which, though
long known to several indian tribes, and recently
TO some eminent pharmaceutical chemists are alto
Eether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to
medical science and were never before admlnls-
tered in so happily efIicacous a combination.
The first operation is TO loosen from the coats OF
the stomach and bowels the various impurities and
crudities constantly settling round them and to
remove the hardened frees which collect in tho
convolutions of the small nestnes. Other medl-
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind to produce habitua Costive-
ness with ali its train of evils sudden Diarrhca
with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known to all regular ANTAGONISTS who examine the
human bowels after death and hence the preju-
dice of these well informed men against the quack
medicines of the age. The second effect of the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES is to
cleanse the kidneys and the bladder and, by this
means, the liver and lungs, the heathfu action of
which entirely depends upon the regularity Of the
urinary organs. The blood, which takes its red
color from the agency of the liver and lungs before
it passes into the heart being thus purified by them,
and nourished by food coming from a clean stomach.
courses freely through the veins, every part
Of the system, and trlumphantly mounts the banner
Of health in the blooming cheek.
The following among the distressing variety
of human diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are well known to be inlA
hbIe:
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the frs.
and second stOmachs, and C-cating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead OF the stale and acrd kind
FLATULENCY, Loss Of appetite. Heartburn,
Headache, RestlessneSs, Ni-femper, Anriety
LIngaor, aud Melanch0iy, which the general
symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish, as a natural
consequence Of its Curei
CoStiVeness, by cleansing the whole length of
the intestlnes with solvent process and without
violence: all violent purges leave the bowels cOslive
within two days,
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acnd fluids by which These complaints
OccasiOned, and by promoting the lubrcative secTe-
tion of the mucous membrane.
Fevers Of all kinds. by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process Of persp-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution oil
oil intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks, aud GOU / in half that time, by removing
local inflammation from the muscles and ligameats
Of the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds by freeing and strength.
enng the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- these important organs, aud hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of GRAVEL.
Also Worms, by dslodging from the turnngs
Of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
AlrVeSSels OF the lungs from the mucous which even
slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
moved, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful Diseases
Scurvy. Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores. by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
IONS, ny their Alternative ERECT upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
slons all eruptlve complaints, sa,low, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for a very short time will
eflrct entire cure of SALT BHEUM, aud a
striking improvement in the clearnCss of the skin.
COMMON COLDS and INFLUENZA will
always be cured by one dose, by two even in
the worst cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct aud emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well known to hundreds in
this city, that the former proprietor Of these valu-
able Medicines himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Mqteria Mcdicd.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which is
now offered to the public, and he was cured in a
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.