Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-07-04

public for period of FIFTEEN YEARS, and
during that time have maintained hgh charac-
ter in almost every part of the globe Tor their ex-
traordinary and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certificated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untirnely
grave, after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed ; and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform eajoy-
ment of health, without which life itself is but
partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infallbly proved, that it
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
phiosophical principles upon which they are COM
bounded and upon which they consequently act.
II was TO their manifest and sensible action In
purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernicous quackeres which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenie nor any other mineral, IN any form
whateyer They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders to MEDICAL science and were
never before administered f so happily efficacious
combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impure
ties and crudities constantly settling round them;
and to remove the hardened faces which collect
in the convolutions of the small intestnes. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habltuai
Costiveness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
Diarrhea with its imminent dangers. This fact
is well-known to all regular anatomsts who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these wel-informed men against
the quack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
GTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the bad-
der :: and, by this means, the liver ~and lungs,
the healthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and trumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length
OF the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence; all violent purges leave the
bowels costve within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints
occasoned, and by promoting the lubricative Sc
eretiOn Of the mucous membrane.
FeVerS of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of perspi
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and GOut in half that time, by removing local
from the muscles and ligaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enng the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vesseIs of the lungs from the mucous which
even. slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
The perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give TO the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ons, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
eed the skin, and the morbid state of which Ocea-
sons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
,ther dsagreeabe compilations.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
viii effect an entire cure Of Salt Rheum, and
striking Improvement in the ciearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
Eases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
md obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
a this city, that the former proprietor of these
'aluable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
ompant for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
hat he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medica.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which
now offered to the public, and he cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro.
ounced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
ossble, by any human means
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
dedicines will be found safe, speedy, and cer-
ain remedy. Other medicines leave the system