Democratic banner., 1850-12-04

The last number Of this delectabls sheet, LlIs ct
once becomes very decent, and over q ful'ome
and silly communication, enough 70 disgrace the
man il would attempt to bolster, reads off homi-
ly on q subject with which it has proved itself
unacqu.inted. Our fiiendswill please
be easy. for we always dislike 10 see him uaea-
sy. It i. great pity he should ever get mad, it
spoiis his looks, besides it reminds us Of a"tsm-
pest in a teapot" Perhaps our friend will be
in q still .rorsehumor this week, for it he didn't
get acaudls lecture from the brick row, for the
JopesulIe correspondence, then are we disap-
poiRssd in The judgment requisite to conduct .
Pork House enterprise. Our friend thinks "that
a paper chose editorials are written by embitter-
ed partisans, broken down politicians. and street
~ioafers, can be nothing less than a nuisance"
Il is true these are ominous words. for under
the same term ssnuisanes," the "wharfboat" was
.rowed up, and things that have been, we are told,
may be again. But in truth we know ofno snch
characters as above described, with the excep:
,ion Of the ''street ~loafer," who never gets adj
|mittaDce into The Banner, but frequently gets biz
crazy efnsions, committed 10 print, al
the "Record" Office. As "nuisances" are ex.
offensive 10 the Brick Row, we shall ex-
|pect to hear Of an "ordinance" proposed, with
the universal appreciation Of the city, to remove
said Office, with all its tackle, stencil and dis
ease, engenderiig accomplishments above or rath-
Ter belou the city, for II it be abovs, 'ihs stream
can raise as high as its fountain head" and the
"eholera epidemic" would be inevitable.
This paper does net attempt in any case. as
the Record presumes, "tO destroy the business
of others" especially where there is none to des-
troy. If our friend will call on us, We will G.
ven recommend to him business suitable to his
and yet more profitable than we imagine
his present posi.ionto be. Our friend gets very
mad, to think that the communications in our
paper, have such scathing powers, and are yet
$50 deuissd as to avoid responsibility. The laws
Of honor are yet in force, and the honors Of the
immortal Don Quixote, "the knight Of the sorrov.
full figure" are yet fresh in memory to animate
friend, to rival the fame Of one whose figure,
genius and appearance, are neatly typi6ed in the
v~alorous knight Of the Record. The fact 10,
some very tavt articles have appeared in both
papers. and such is the spice Of life. But our
has the result Of the little warfare before
him, and ought to take q warning, unless like
his iIlustrious exemplar, he is determined 70
hunt for a "new adventure" Before he attempts
this. enterprise, he should at least bespeak o
Squire 70 attend him in his hazardous undertake.
ing.
The Record should have no scruples about
publishing articles on account Of personal aiiu-
If any one takes offence it will not be
because he is abused, but because it is done in
such ignorant and doggerel-like style.
Perhaps the lecture alluded to above, has set
our cru,ty friend right BY this time, and there
i, no necessity for our piling on the agony.
As to our readers, we would say, the Record
psys but q poor compliment to the citizens Of
the entire city and community, for nearly the
"wbols world" reads our columns, and 1.-THE rest
Of mankind" will soon be numbered smong our
readers, ss the subscription List Is daily ~increas.I
ing.