Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-02-07
IN MANY THOUSANDS

IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certifcated instances, they have rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimely
grave after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enjoy
ment of health, without which life itself is but
a partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and nfalliby proved, that it
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act
It was to their manifest and sensible action in
purifying the springs and channels Of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
thev were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of perncious quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CINEs are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic, nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
OF which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists are altogether unknown to the
ignorant preteuders to medical science and were
never before administered in so happily effcacious
combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impuri-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened feces which collect
in the convolutions of the small ntestnes. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habitual
Costiveness, with all its train OF evils, or sudden
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers This fact
is weIl-known to all regular anatomists who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-informed men against
the auack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der: and bv this MEANS the liver and lungs,
the healthfuI action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and trumphantly mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalble.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssyEss, ILL-TEMPER,
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish, as natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the ntestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhns and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricatIve Sc
srstion Of the mucous membrane.
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regular circulation, through the process OF persp
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution oi
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanentlym three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and ligaments Of
the joints
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dslodging from the turnings
Of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
ar-vessels of the lungs from the mucous Which
even slight colds viii occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
ScurvY, Ulcers, and lnVeterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDl-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions. by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeabe compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
win effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking Improvement in the elearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
eases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
Recommendation. 1t is well-knewn to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of TmRTY-FIyE YEARS; and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Mgteria Mediea.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEUER AND AGrTE