Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1850-1854, 1850-04-19

h almost every part Of the globe for their extraor
binary and immediate power of restoring perfect
health to persons suffering under nearly every kind
Of disease to which the human frame is liable
I'M MANY THOUSANDS
Of certifcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untlmey grave,
after all the deceptive nosrums of the day had ut
terly failed; and to many thousands they have
permanently secured that uniform enjoyment OF
Aealth, without which life itself IS but partial
blessing So great, indeed. has their efficacy inva-
riaby and infalIbly proved, that it has appeared
scarcely less than miraculous to those who were
acquainted with the beautifully philosophical prn-
ciples upon which they are compounded, and upon
which they consequently act Ii was to their
manifest and sensible action in purifying the springs
and channels of life, and enduing them with re-
newed tone and vigor, that they were indebted for
their name.
Unlike the host Of perniclOus quackerios which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CINES are purely and solely vegetable ; and con-
tain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor Arse
mic nor any other mineral, in any form whatever.
They are entirely composed of extracts from rare
and powerful plants, the virtues of which, though
long known to several Indian tribes, and recently
to some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to
medical science and were never before admins
tered in so happily efficac.ous a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats of
the stomach aud bowels the various impurities and
crudities constantly settling round them; and to
remove the hardened frees which collect in the
cOnvolutions of the small intestines. Other med-
cincs only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind to produce habtual Costive-
ness, with an its train of evils, or Sudden DiarrhPa
with its imminent dangers This fact is well
known to all regular anatomlsts who examine the
human bowels after death aud hence the preiu-
dice of these well informed men against the quack
medicines of the age. The second effect of the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES is to
cleanse the kidneys and the bladder and bv this
means, the liver and lungs the healthGul action of
which entirely depends upon the regularity of the
urinary organs. The blood which takes its red
color from the agency Of the liver and lungs before
it passes into the heart, beig thus purified by them,
and nOurished by food coming from Il clean stomach,
courses freely through the veins, every part
of the system, and triumphantIy mounts the banner
Of health in the booming cheek.
The following are among the distressing variety
of human diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are well known to be mfal,
hbie:
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the frs,
and second stomdchs, and coating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid kind !;
FLATULENCY, loss Of appetite. HeortburR,
Headache, Restiessness, Wtemper, Aariefy,
LqnguOr, aud Melancholy, which are the general
symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish, as a natural
consequence Of its cure.
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length of
tho intestnes with solvent process, aud without
violence all violent purges leave the bowels coslive
within two days.
Diarrhsa and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrId fluids by which these complaints are
Occasioned, and by promoting the lubricatve seere-
ton Of the mucous membrane.
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regular circulation, through the process of pcrspi-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
sure RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks, and GOU in half that time, by removing
local inflammation from the muscles and lgameRts
Of the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of GRAVEL
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
OF the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma aud Consumption, by relieving the
Air-vessols Of the lungs from the mucous which
slight colds will occasion, and which, if not re-
moved, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
slons all eruptlve complaints, sallow, cloudy and
other disagreeable compilations
The of these Pills for =. yerv short time will
effect On entire cure of SALT RHEUM, and
striking improvement in the ceamess of the skin.
COMMON COLDS and INFLUENZA will
always be cured by one dose, or by two even in
the worst cases.
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
aud obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. Ii is we'll known TO hundreds in
this city, that the former proprietor of these vau
able Medicines himself afflicted with this
complaint Tor upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Ned "a.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which is
now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible, by any human means.