Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1850-05-03
IN MANY THOUSANDS

traordinary and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease to which the human frame Is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of eer,, Seated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers rom the very verge Of an untmely
grave. after al the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and To many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enjoy
uent Of health without which life itself is but
A partial blessing. SO great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and intalibly proved, that it
has anpeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
phiIosonbicaI principles upon which they are COM
pounded and upon which they consequently act
II was to their manifest and sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels Of life, and en-
duug them with renewed tone and vigOr, that
they were indebted for their name
Unlike the host Of pernicious quackeriss which
boast Of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE mEDI-
CJETS are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mineral, IN any form
Whatever They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known TO several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent phannaceu-
teal chemists are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders to medical science ; and were
never before administered in 50 happily eficaciOus
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
Of the stomach and bowels the various impur-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened f5eces which collect
in the convoIutions Of the small intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habtual
Cosiveness with all its train of evils, or sudden
DarrhRa with its imminent dangers. This fact
is weli-known to all regular ANTAGONISTS who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
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the quack medicines Of the age. The second
effect Of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CIEES Is TO cleanse the kidneys and the bad-
der and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the heathiul action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity Of the urinary organs The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins renews every part Of
the system, and trunphantly mounts the ball
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
riety Of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalIibe.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow of
pure healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrid
kind Flatuleney, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART-
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL E5IPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHoLy, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, wiz
vanish, as natural consequence of its cure,
Cogtiveness, by cleansing the whole length
of the Iutes-iues with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent puTges leave the
bowels cosJve within two days.
DiarTh0ea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acnd fluids by which these complaints are
occasloned, and by promoting the lubncative Sc
erection Of the mucous membrane.
of ali kinds NV g-,Ify
regular circulation, through the process of persp-
ration III such cases. and the thorough solution Of
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known To
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks, /
and Govt in half that time, by removing local [
Inflammation from the muscles and iigaments Of /
the Joints.
Dropsies Of all kinds, by freeing and strength /
ening the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
these important organs, and hence (
have ever been found certain remedy for the (
worst cases Of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dlslodgng from the tnrning7
1i the bowels the Shiny matter 10 which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
lIr-yesseis of the lungs from the mucous which
wen slight colds will occasion, and which, II not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
- r. III i
JINES give to the blcod, aud al n lsInorz.
Scorbutlc ETupti0ns and Bad Complex
0ns by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
eed the skin, and the morbid state Of which occa-
sons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
)ther disagrecable comPleNious.
The use of these Pills for very short time
sill effect an entire cure Of Salt Rheurn. and a
trlling improvement in the cIearuess of the skin
Common Colds and Influenza VIII always be
,ured by one dose, or by two even IN the worst
asses.
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
md obstinate maiady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
GEDIClNES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is wel-knoun to hundreds
n tins city, that the former proprietor OF these
auable Medicines was himself afflicted with this /
ompaint for upwards of TWRTY-FIvE YEARS: and
hat he tired in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass Of the lqteria Hedica.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which
5 now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
ounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
osslbe, by any human means.