The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1850-08-10

""'P'e, d''u no Ha1tery, OF Tue congress
: sioaal discussions on the part of the oppo.
nen:s OF the Compromise billy wish IN
my heart that alter the next census, the
ratio OF representation could he raised to
such standard, that there would moi be
more than one for every four babblers
there. | would insure, far greater
amount OF business would be transacted ia
much less tune and thus more orderly
body would be had at great reduction of
expenses. Besides, l would no longer
nave them assemble every year. think
biennial sessions would serve US better.
An extra session could easily be called by
the Pretident when an urgent oc casion re-
CURED it. And the President and cabinet
could appoint, Or revoke, al interim.
In Maryland, the ladies' would be shock
ed at the idea OF attending 9Th OF July
bacue, and entering into participation
OF the celebration OF that great American
jubilee. Not SO here On the contrary,
they attend and grace them always here.
One consequence is, this insur-s the most
perfect order and decorum And vester-
day, hundreds Of the two sexes met in a
beautiful grove, near your old friend Z.
Rudulph,s sons store, IT. s. R's,) on a
bank OF the Sycamore creek, at its conAu-
ence with White river, adjoining T. R.
Jr's iarm and mile below Z. w. Rs
Your old friend having been honored with
a request, ny the committee of arrange
ment, to address the people and read the
/ Declaration OF Independence, did so, to
the great delight and satisfaction OF a most
profoundly attentive auditory Of several
hundred persons composed OF both sexes,
and some OF them had come fifteen or
twenty miles. After he was through his
) task, he yielded the rosruln to a success
sion OF political canvassers Tor different
o.lces; and mixing among the crowd, re-
) ceived tiattering testimonies and felicita-
ttons.-At night, as it Is somewhat CUSTOM
airy here. dance and entertainment closed
) the festivities OF the day.-this was at E.
: w RS; and was composed of some OF his
more intimate ir.ends.-Such display Of
female attractions Oh the ground, at first,
made the speakers voice CULVER: but his
mentor touched the old boss with his magic,
: unseen rod; and it he did mt go it then,
: there amt no "Arkansas Traveller" He
$ threw up his head, snorted, and straight
: ened out all the kinks, and the way he
rushed round the world, and Caliiorny,
would spitted an elephant right through
, and through, il he had been in the track;
and big locomotin bullgine wouldn't ~
( been no whar. l saw his mouth open vide
enough to a swallowed it call alive and
klcklng'- as tina, respectable iishmonger,
: Mrs Partngton, said of her clans and
Holsters, when she threw in the ancho-
vies for good count A well disposed
man there mounted his sixteen-hand po-
ney, with the benevolent forethought OF
= keeping everything off the track, when
s looking back, he thought he saw bunch
S OF lightning coming, and only Jumped
Oft in time to save himself from being
. buried alive on his crtter-the tip send
OF whose tail alone could BE- seen sticking
out Of The sand. There-as never like
to be too literal. and Questioned about
particulars, always preferring to leave
something for the imagination,) YOU
needn't go to asking me right here, what
became OF the man and whether they
? recovered his boss l shouldn't be sur
7 pr'srd il M partook Of him at the barb4-
, cue: but Ibis don't vouch for only
thy do say man was seen with name,
, whicker,ng, and Jumping into every
T. body's pasture next day. But do hate
S particulars, and drspise entering into
S them--ptrhaps that's what always gave
r me al adherence for your mighty par.
( tnular people, wko want everything CIV.
= pherrd out by the square root. Pish
= Poo Pshaw! Cannon! never saw a
: square root in my life. and l'll b- torn
4 down If believe they did-whey they're
!, all round out here. Square! say Square!
\ Ha Ha! You See ri Just explain that
: for your SAKE, not that care for them.
f Then here is just the difference in differ
S ent breeds-it amt anything but the odds.
S Yes, look you. and that leads some peo-
pie 10 expect imposabiilps These are
= your great exppctants, who, when you
dun them expect TO pay You when others
e pay Internationally for YOU, no
: one owes them, and they owe every one.
e Then there is your other breed OF prom
: 'sers, who don't expect nothing from, no
s man in particular, but generally in gem
); erai. good deal from: the general sener-
r ality OF mankind in general; who, when
!, you demand payment from them, with
y degree OF GOODNESS and impudence, Il
: like cool, collected, peopie,l draw them
s selves up, and fetch you stare, that
d like dash Of coIdwater on red hot
t oven lid. would split you into two parts;
| till you find one leg walking Off with
e this part, and t'olher with that and then
v with such bland smile as would melt
!, rock, and absolutely fuse ho,-m-'al, they
: win you, they elec'rfy you with trans
: ports, by saying IN the sweetest voice
;. s.mY dear sir [ dan,t sxnect nothing in