The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1850-08-24
Management Of Love Affairs.


Management Of Love Affairs.
I've heard folks say that the w!rn,pen was con.
trary. Well they Is leetle 50; hut, If YOU man
age en- right--'aul n here and let ON ont there
you can drive EN- along without whip or spur.
Just which way YOU want 'cm to 60
When lived at Elton, there was a good many
tustrate gals down there, but didn't take likin
TO any Of EN- till Squire Cummins cum down
there to live. The Squire had n mighty purity
dnrter. said some OF the gals was flst rate, but
Nancy CumhIins was iust rate and lce,e more
There was mnny dressed finer and locked grand
err but there was something jam about Nancy,
that they couldn't hold a candle to. If a fellcr
seed her one, hc couldn't look at another for n
week tux likin to her rite otl, and we rot a.
'hick as thieves. We used to 90 to the same
meetin' and set in the same pew. II took me to
find sans and hims for her; and we'd swell 'em
out IN manner Shocbn to hardened sinners; and
then we'd moscy hum together, willie the gals
and iellers kept lookin on as though they'd like
to n,N IN Id alwats stay TO supper; and the
way She could make iniin cakes and the way
could lIck EN- with merlasses and put EN- away,
was nothin To nobody. She was dreadful civil
tew, always gvtn somethn nice for me WAS
up tothc hub in love, and was gun in for it like
locomotive. Well things went ON this wav for
spell, till she had me tight enutf. She then be-
gun to shcw off kinder independent. When Ide
go 10 hee'lh mere was no room N the pew--then
she q cum and she streak oil with another chap
ana irayc NE suckln my fingers at the door. In
''c'u oi s'ch'l 10 me as she used to DO, she got
10 cutlh around wth The other tellers. just MS If
'he c"ieu ho'hh about me no more-fone what
ever.
got considerably rilcd-ard thot might az
well cum TO the end sf IL ot pnrn sn lnu,u / ,van.
10 nave II out with her There was hull grist
VI Ieh'r' there' ihcy seemed mighty quiet till
Went IN; then she got to taikln all sorts of non
sS''se-sed no,hn TO me- ana darned little OF
tha'. urea TO Keep my dander down, out it
warn any USE htpt hoVln about as II had,
u pun M my uoNscrS sweat as II had been
,h'ashlh' NY collar hung down as II 1t had been
huhS over my STOCK to Dry couldn't stand it;
50 cleared out a9 quick rs could, for seed
twas no use to say hothln to her.
Went s'raleht TO brd ami thqt the matter o.
yer spell hlhks J. that gal isJust tryin Of me;
G!'n no use OF orr playih pcssun; II take the
mn" OUT he'i II doh I ieteh her out OF that high
g'2S5 use me Tor sausage meat
heatd ten Oh 10Y Wonce tila' got TO skewl
latc on sunday mornilr the master seq
hou taihai sieePin crl'ier, what has kept you
so ilte
ov.kJ couldn't ,rot .l.r,. r,, r., IT..
t.T sorunrJ , nont 't't5 t,o ho agP
boyc ,,nt ,Ioro -, al r 'i' euuiin
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Nav thst,o inc, INV o,ss 1,o-, hoo, ....
, that a,I ior.hre 4;r,a navy ueen Pu.'T'
I'M On fot5@r ryay-lbo's hoom ',,'''hs
now ru sI;b, Ler Wbots sass s,r '' ",''
for a canJer ''' s'''' 10 sass
Wen 7 -cr..,o morn 70 vo,c,,s Nov. ca,
bath J,y sIc5,J r,,..oIf 81, o,',, H.. .ao
whom ,t NV f,cos -" ,,n , "''i in aeW r say,
snccr., ,r I,nsn na,rr IN or Wv s'',',e o' "',s
noti, too "fF ,',,, ,'',,' to rIh u' P' A'uu'
tieoce Do,,o ,yos ne rco ,,oi ne ,o,,j soo
here and Wonder ony move Than ~, r,as,t Wa.
lilo N.rcs ErIra, -I,,ss,.,. - 80. .'.'s JI's
Soc bcr Ic va. cnrcr rlI %, ,.anJc e. a,"'
WI want ~ ,,,o,,;n ,;,l, -
r;clt osro Varc,. d,t ,ot "l' h .iI
oirr mcstn. She bad f,Ilc, wi,h he, h he' ha1 VI,
blazcn rod baaJ cnJ Ic. lilo nair ,r ""o n, ","'
ses; She had face os Ian2 as m n flank ksyiyn,, 'n
nor / lnnr,cj ,Ln ,Io ,'a, ,i;rI';', si' si,','' ",H
want the Her with thc red hair nmtbrr VIII
rot +, bnin p,tisncn ,I,o,,,nsnou ~,
eve on Nance seed Lur tlc cot ,ros ir,,,,i,. a.,
,ilr', c,,, -, l;te L., IL IL 1''o