Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1850-09-05


Life Pills and Phenix Bitters.
These Medicines have now been before the pub
lie for period Of FIFTEEN YEARS. and
during that time have maintained . high character
in almost every part of the globe for their extraor-
binary and immediate power OF restoring perfect
health to persons suffering under nearly every kind
of disease to which the human frame q Liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certiicated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimey grave,
after all the deceptive nostrums Of the day had ut
terry failed; and to many thousands they have
permanently secured that uniform enjoyment Of
health, without which life itself is but partial
blessing. So great, indeed, has their efficacy nva-
nably and nfalIibly proved, that it has appeared
scarcely less than miraculous TO those who were
acquainted with the beautifully philosophical prin-
cipIes upon which they arc compounded, and upon
which they consequently act 1t was to then
manifest and sensible action in purifying the springs
and channels of life, aud enduing them with re-
newed tone and vigor. that they wore indebted for
their name.
Unlike the host of perniclous quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE 4EDl-
CINES are purely and solely vegetable and con-
tain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor Arse
mic nor any other mineral, in any form whatever
They are entirely composed Of extracts from rare
and powerful plants, the virtues Of which, though
long known to several Indian tribes, and recently
to some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
Rether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to
medical science and were never before admins
tered in so happily eificacious a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats Of
the stomach and bowels the various impurities and
crudtes constantly settling round them; and to
remove the hardened feces which collect in tho
convolutions Of the small intestines Other medi-
Al -
collected behind to produce habitual Costve
ness, with all its train of evils, sudden Diarrhea
with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known to all regular anatomsts who examine the
human bowels after death and hence the preju-
dice of these well informed against the quack
medicines Of the age. The second effect Of the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES s to
cleanse the kidneys and the bladder and, by this
means, the liver and lungs, the heathfu action Of
which entirely depends upon the regularity of the
urinary organs. The blood, which takes its red
color f.om the agency Of the liver and lungs, before
it passes into the heart being thus purified by them,
and nourished BY food coming from a clean stomach
courses freely through the veins, renews every part
of the system, and triumphantiy mounts the banner
of health in the blooming cheek.
The following among the distressing variety
OF human diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are well known to be infal-
lible:
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the irst
and second stomachs, and creating flow Of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid kind
FLATULENCY, Loss Of Appetite. Heartburn,
Headache, Restiessness, H-hmper, ANXIETY,
Languor, and Meiancho,y which are the general
symptoms Of Dyspepsia, will vanish, a natural
consequence of its cure
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length Of
the intestines with solvent process, and without
violence: all violent purge ieave the bowels cosve
within two days.
Diarrhna and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acnd fluids by which these complaints
occasoned, and by promoting the lubricative
ton Of the mucous membrane.
Feyers of all kinds. by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process Of pcrspi
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in Others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks, aud GOUr in half that time, by removing
local inflammation from the muscles and ligaments
of the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enng the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of GRAVEL.
Also Worms, by dslodging from the turnings
Of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere
ASLulUa anu VOu1UmVbl0U, uy relieving inc
air vessels Of the lungs from the mucous which
slight colds will occasion, and which, if not re-
moved becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful Diseases
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Invoterate Sores, by
The perfect purity which these LIFE MEDIC
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
Iced the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
mons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
Dther dsagreeable compilations
The use of these Pills for a very short time will
fleet entire cure of SALT RHEUM, and a
trikng improvement in the cearness of the skin.
COMMON COLDS and INFLUENZA will
Ilways be cured by one dose, or by two even in
he worst cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
md obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
II is well known to hundreds in
ms city, that tie former proprietor of these valu-
bile Medicines himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards Of THIRTY YEARS and
hat he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medica.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which is
ow offered to the public, and he was cured in
cry short time, after his recovery had been pro-
ounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
ossible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge Of the western country these
iedicines will be found safe, speedy, and certain
emedv. Other medicines leave the system sub
'ct to return of the disease cure by these
Medicines is permaneut-TRY THEM, BE SA-
AND BE CURED
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss APPETITE. AND
DISEASES OF FEMALEs-these medicines have been
sed with the most beneficial results in cases of this
sscrption :-kINGs EVIL, and ScRoruIA, in its
1orst forms, yields to the mild yet powerful action Of
hese remarkable Medicines. NIGur SwE.rs,
Nervous DEBILITY, NERvous COMPLAINTS of all
inds, PALPrTArIoN OF TIE HEART, PAlsrERs
,oL.Ic, are speedily cured.
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
Persons whose constitutions have become i'm
aired by the injudcious use Of MERouRY, will find
hose Medicines perfect cure, as they never fail
o eradicate from the system all the effects Of
Mercury infinitely sooner than the most powerful
Of SasapariIla A single trial will
lace them beyond the reach of competit;op !, the