Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1850-01-04

uuring that time have maintained high character
ia almost every part of the globe for their exlraor
| binary and immediate power of restoring perfect
health to persons suffering under nearly every kind
OF disease to which the human frame is liable
I'M MANY THOUSANDS
Of certifcated instances, they have even rescued
! sufferers from the very verge Of an untmely grave
after all the deceptive nosrums of the day had ut,
! terIy failed and to many thousands they have
permanently secured that uniform endowment OF
! health, without which life itself is but partial
blessing. So great, indeed, has their efficacy nva-
riaby and infalIibly proved, that it has appeared
| scarcely less than miraculous to those who were
acquainted with the beautifully philosophical prin-
cipes upon which they are compounded, and upon
which they consequently act. Ii was to their
manifest aud sensible action in purifying the springs
and channels of life, and enduing them with re-
newed tone and vigor, that they were indebted for
/ their name.
Unlike the host of perncIous quackeries which
boast OF vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
| CINES are purely and solely vegetable ; and con-
tain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor Arse
nc, nor any other mineral, IN any form whatever.
They are entirely composed Of extracts from Iare
and powerful plants, the virtues of which, though
long known to several Indian tribes aud recently
TO some eminent pharmaceutical chemists are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to
medical science and were never before admins
tered in so happily eicacous a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats of
the stomach and bowels the various impurities and
crudtes constantly settling round them and to
remove the hardened frees which collect in the
cOnvolut0us of the small intestines. Other med-
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind to produce habitua Costive-
ness, with all its train of evils, or sudden Diarrhea
with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known to all regular ANTAGONISTS who examine the
L,,x., -, Ctar 4 Z Al
dice of these we'll informed men against the quack
medicines Of the age. The second effect of the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES is to
cleanse the kidneys and the bladder and, by this
means, the liver and lungs, the healthfu action Of
which entirely depends upon the. regularity of the
urinary organs. The blood, which takes its red
color from the agency of the liver and lungs before
it passes into the heart, bel thus purified by them
and nourjshed by food coming from a clean stomach
course, freely through the veins, every part
Of the system, and triumphantly mounts the banner
of health in the booming cheek.
The following are among the distressing variety
Of human diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are well known to be nial-
hbIe:
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs. and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, Instead Of the stale and acrid kind :;
FLATU LENCY, Loss Of Ippeijtc Heartburn,
Headache, ReSfiesSReSs, M-temper AurietV,
LIngu0r, and MeLlRchoIg, which are the rcneral
symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish, u natural
consequence Of its cure.
COstiveness, by cleansing the whole length of
the ntesIIues with solvent process, aud without
violence all violent purges leave the bowels cosiiye
within two dayE.
Diarrh9a and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acnd fluids by which these complaints are
Occasloned, aud by promoting the lubricatye seere-
ton of the mucous membrane.
Yeyers OF all kinds by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others
TIE L'rG NGD,cINE5 have been known to
euro RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks, and GOu ia half that time, by removing
local Inflammation from the muscles and ligaments
Of the Joints.
Dropsies Of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enag the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever boon found certain remedy for the
worst cases of GRAVEL.
Also Worms. by djsodgng from the turnings
of the bowels lie shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vcsses otthe lungs from the mucous which even
slight colds will occasion, and which, if not re-
moved, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and InVeterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CIyES give to the blood, and all the humors
Scolbutic Eruptions aud Bad Complex
ions, hy their Alternative effect upon the huid5 that
feed th< skim and the morbid state OF which occa-
siOnS aH eruptve complaints, salow, cloudy, and
other dsagrceable compilations.
Thc<use of these Pills for a very short time will
effect an entire cure of SALT RfEUM, and a
striking improvement in the clcarncss of the skin.
COMMON COLDS and INFLUENZA will
always BE- cured by one dose, or by two even in
the worst eases.
PILES As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well known to hundreds in
this city, that the former proprietor of these valu
able Medicines was himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass Of the M1teriq NedicG
lie however at length tried the Medicine which is
now offered to the public, and he cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nouuced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human neans.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this Scourgc OF the western country these
Medicines will be found a safe, speedy, and certain
remedy. Oder medicines leave the system SUBJ
jcct TO a rcturn of the dSeasc-a cure by these
med cjncs is rcrmaneut-TRN THEN, BE SA-
'VISEtED Avn RIN CTTpED