The North-Carolinian. [volume] (Fayetteville [N.C.]) 1839-1861, 1850-01-05

powder.
" e therefore proceed to lay before the
great American eye, spec,acled or not
specialized, as the people please, the docu
ment, which Noses wanted to see, which
Dan'e' DID get glimpse of. and vhich
john OF Delaware. # not Of Patmos-wrotc
from ''A-by itself A-to crucihx."
THE MESSAGE CONDENSED BY
LIGHTNING
FeNow-citizens. SC.
l. Our eagle is sixty years old, and. in
spite of evil prophets, stouter than the
stoutest.
2. Congress responsible for everything
from Plymouth Rock to Posterity.
8. At peace with all the world. and
anxious to be SO with the rest ofma,,h md
Query; Who arc the rest:
4. Biest with abundance-cursed with
the cholera-better for punishment-and
thankful that it's over.
.. Not nsens'bse T." wars in Europe ;
but, thank God, we have had no hand in
them.
g. Friendly with Great Britain ready
tor reciprocity and exchange Of bi,ce- "a
ter; slightly indisposed towards France,
though convalescing. and anxious to ge,
oo"'0OoNy III CACudHSc IUt DIity NlNcs.
7. Knocked the German steamer in
the head with the constitution, and black
ballcd our predecessor.
8. Hunted after the German empire
for five months not finding it. abolished
the mission, and sent the furniture to
Prussia.
9. Nippcd the Round Islanders in the
bud i; brought back Rey found nobody
guilty: but think somebody should be pun
ished.
10. Gave the continental wars wide
berth, and would have acknowledged Hun
gary, if there mad been any Hungary left
by the Russian best to acknowledge.
[ [Mem-Every Hungarian soldier is Il
aior.
II. Squared accounts with Portugal, and
hope to get the balance.
IL. Exceedingly amiabc with eight
particular governments-of course not
included in the world or the rest of man
kind.
Is. Have not spoken to the Pope vet
government not stable enough for our
money.
ii. Policy requires US to humor Mexi-
CO, keep our faith with her, but plague
take the Protocol.
Is. Began the boundary Of California,
but the money gave out
16. Wanted, United States lawyer
to keep American claimants from cheatin.
the Mexican comm ission.
II. New Grenada, failing contractor
for the great Pacific maii--reportcd her to
herself for punishment.
19. Venezuela ro,0dyish, but quiet
enough now to be made to pay for the
American crockery she has smashed.
19. California being ours, it makes
Chill neishbor to be acarmiy cherished.
90. Same to all the other South Ameri-
can States in posse or esse.
81. Brazil will fork over what she owes
US, four vessels will smugsle no more ne
gross into her ports.
20. Central America has gone to non
entity, and we have treated with the sur
viving partners of the old firm.
2S. Made contract with Nicaragua
for a canal, and invited the world to help
us build it.
"a Iehuantcpec and Panama important
places. The Sandwich Islands some, for
a stopping.place.
25. Treasury broke by the Mexican
wara year after it was finished deficit
sixteen millions a loan aud economy re-
to pay it.
&c. New tariff wanted old one not
specific.
q. If sub-treasury is continued, it
ought to be changed.
%. Nothing done for agriculture
bureau required for it in Department Ut
the Interior bookcase Insufficient.
go. California and New Mexico to be
when they come how they come,
and no questions asked.
so. Revenue Of California to be spent
there, and the balance to be expended in
rivers and harbors.
81 Light houses wanted in the Pacific,
and buoys to attend them.
So. Indian agencies sent after the
Indians.
S3. Wanted, an honest man to look after
Mexican land titles and United States gold
mines.
54. The great central railroad from the
Atlantic to the Pacific trunks anu all, the
panacea for every evil
So. The army t"O rank.
So. The navy t"orustN
g. War steamers nice things Tor poor
people.
So. Post off ces in California too expen-
sive; expenses too high, and iranking privi-
le.e intoierable
So Census to be taken genteeily: more
soap required
40. Congress, daddy Of the District Of
Columbia, and bound to support its child
IN handsome manner.
IL. Veto, constitutional medicine
seldom required, yet sometimes necessary
to reserve the system.
A. In conclusion, preserve the Union.