Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1850-02-15
MOTFAItS
pife Pills and Phoenix BitterSo

life Pills and Ph9niX BitiefSO
Thezs Medicines have now been before the pub
Be or a pc iod Of FIFTEEN YEARS, and
1urire that time lave mai ltaned high character
almost every part Of tho globe for their extraor-
duary and immediate power of restoring perfect
health to persons suffering under nearly every kind
d disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
81 certifcated instances, they have even rescued
nffsrers FROM the very verge oil an uhulely grave,
after all the deceptive nOstrums OF the day had ut.
terlv failed: and to many thousands they have
permanently secured that uniform enjoyment of
,ealth, without which life itself is but a partial
blessinr So grea' indeed has their efficacy nva-
riaby and ufdIIbIy proved, that it has appeared
scarcely less than miraculous to those who were
acquainted with the beautifully philosophical prin-
cples upon which they are compounded, and upon
which they consequently act 1t was to their
manifest aud sensible action in purifying the springs
and channels Of life, and enduing them with
newed tone and vigor, that they were indebted for
their name.
Unlike the host Of pernclous quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CINES are purely and solely vegetable and con.
tain neither Mercury, nor Anthony nor Arse
mic nor any other mineral, IN any form whatever
They are entirely composed OF extracts from
and powerful plants, the virtues of which, though
long known to several Indian tribes, and recently
to some eminent pharmaceutical chemists are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders TO
medical science and were never before admins
tered in so happily eficac.ous combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats Of
the stomach aud bowels the various impurities and
crudities constantly settling round them; and to
remove the hardened frees which collect in the
convolutions of the small intestines. Other medl-
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind to produce habtual COstive
ali ito train If pviIs Darrhna
with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known to all regular ANTAGONISTS who examine the
human bowels after death and hence the preju-
dice of these well informed men against the quack
medicines Of the age. The second effect of the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES is to
cleanse the kidneys aud the bladder audi by this
means, the liver and lungs, the heaIthful action of
which entirely depends upon the regularity of the
urinary oraans. The blood, which takes its red
color from the agency Of the liver and lungs before
il passes into the heart, being thus purified by them
and nourshed by food coming from a clean stomach
courses freely through the veins, every part
OF the system, and triumphantly mounts the banner
of health in the booming cheek.
The following are among the distressing variety
of human diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are well known to be infaI-
hble:
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, aud creating flow of pure
healthy Dlle, instead oil tne stale ana dcrlu KIM
FLATULENCY, Loss Of 1ppcute Heartburn,
Headache, ResttcssncSS, Wtempcr, Anriety,
Languor, and Melancholy, which the general
symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish a natural
consequence Of its cure.
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length of
the intestines with solvent process, and without
violence all violent purges leave the bowels coslive
within two days
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints
occasioned and by promoting the lubrcativo secre.
ton Of the mucous membrane.
FeVers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution oil
all intestinal obstruction in Others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
-ure RHEUMATISM permanently i'll three
weeks, and GOUF in hall that time, by removing
local Inflammation from the muscles aud ligaments
Of the JOINTS.
Dropsies of all kinds by freeing and strength
enIng the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of GRAVEL.
Also Worms, by dsodgng from fIe turnings
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
alrvesseis oil the lungs from the mucous which even
slight colds will occasion, and which, if not re-
moved, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, saow, cloudy, aud
other diSagreeahle compilations.
The use Of these Pills for a very short time will
effect an entire cure of SALT RHEUM, and Il
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
COMMON COLDS and INFLUENZA will
always be cured by one dose, or BY two even in
the worst cases.
PILES. AS a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well known to hundreds in
this city, that the former proprietor of these vau.
able Medicines himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medicd.
He however at length tried the Medicine which is
now offered to the public, and he cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible by any human means