Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-07-18


fec health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame Is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of certiHcated instances they have even rescued
sufFarers from the very verge of an untlmey
crave. after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
Rad utterly failed /; and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enjoy
ment of health, without which lie nsef is but
> martial blessing. So great, mdeed' mas their
efficacy invariably and mtallbiy proved tnat 1t
has appeared scarcely less than nilracuoas ,sn 70
aS .i',a Tho were acquainted with the beautifully
nb;losonbcaI principles upon which they are COM
Rounded and upon which they consequently act
Tt 1,,oS to their manifest and sensible action Id
nur;fvno the springs and channels OF lie, ana en
dung them with renewed tone and Vlgor, that
thew were indebted for their name.
IInl;ke tbe host of pernicious quackeries which
hoastof vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl;,
rTNES are purely and solely vegetable; ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, no.
Arsenic. nor any other mlneEdi' LII any coihi
whatever They are entirely composed OF eA-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of ,,h;cb though lone known to several Indian
trbes. and recently to some eminent Pharmaceu-
ticaI chemists are altogether unknown to the
;gnorant pretenders to medical science ana were
never before administered in so happily efhcaclouS
combination. -
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
&C the stomach and bowels the various lmpurl-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened fsRces which collect
in the conyoutons of the small mtestlnes Other
medicines only partially cleanse these ana leave
such collected masses behind to produce naDitual
Costiveness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
Diarrhea with its imminent dangers This fact
is well-known to all regular anatomists who ex-
anime the human bowels after death; and hence
the prejudice of these we-informed men against
the o,ack medicines of the age The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
rTNEc is to cleanse the kidneys and the bad
der and. by this MEANS the liver and lungs,
the healthfuI action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourlshed
bv food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, ,1and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalble.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, lLL-IEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days
DiarrhGa and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubricatiVe Sc
sretion of the mucous membrane. :,
Fevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood TO a
regular circulation through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution ofs
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently IN three weeks,
and Cont in half that time. by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and igaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy Tor the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and CONSUMPTION, by relieving the
ar-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, II not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the Hulds That
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, salow, cloudy, and
other dsagreeable complications .
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure Of Salt Rheum, and a
striking Improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteriG MedicG.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured ID
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found a safe, speedy, and GER