Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-03-21
IN MANY THOUSANDS


feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of certHcated instances they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untneiy
grave, after all the deceptive nostrums OF the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
ment of health, without which lie itself is but
partial blessing. SO great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and mfallibly Proved that it
has anpeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
rounded. and upon which they consequently act
r was to their manifest and sensible action in
nurfynp the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vlgor, that
they were indebted for their name
Unlike the host of pernicious quackenes wnlcn
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIZ FE MEDi,
cTNES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes and recently to some eminent pharnaceu-
tcaI chemists are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in 30 happily eflcaclous
e combination
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
Of the stomach and bowels the various impure
ties and crudities constantly settling round them;
and To remove the hardened faces which collect
in the convolutions of the small ntestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habitual
Costiveness with all its train of evils, or sudden
Diarrhpa with its imminent dangers. This fact
is well-known to all regular anatomlsts who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-inforined men against
the ouack medicines of the age The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der and, bv this MEANS the liver and lungs,
the healthfu action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nOurished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infaible
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGuoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length
Of the intestnes with solvent process, and
without violence; all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhpa and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubricative
sretion Of the mucous membrane.
teVefS Ot ali KINDS, by restoring the blood TO
regular circulation. through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from tie muscles and ligaments Of
the Joints
Dropsies of all kinds. by freeing and strength
eninu the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by disiodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds viii occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Seurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MED1-
CJNES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin. and the morbid state of which Occa-
sions all eruptive complaints sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compexions.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheun, and a
striking Improvement in the cearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES AS remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
1t is wel-known to hundreds
IN this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compant for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medica
He however at length tried the Medicine which
IS now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
bounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
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