Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1850-05-10


during that time have maintained a high charac-
ter in almost every part of the globe for their ex-
traordinarv and immediate pow o. restoring per-
feet health TO persons suffering I1c-. nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame Is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of ceruecated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an unumeiy
grave after al the deceptive nostrUns of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
ment of health, without which life itself Is but
9 partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infallibly proved that It
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous TO
those who were acJuointed with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act
Il was to their manifest and sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels Of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and visor, thai
| they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernicious quackerles winch
| boast Of V egetable ingredients, the LIFE kEDi-
| CINFS are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Eercury, nor Antrnony, h'r
| Arsenic any other mineral, III any form
whatever. They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants the virtues
of which, though long known TO several Indian
tribes, aud recently to some eminent pharnaceu-
teal chemists, altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in SO happily ethcaciOus
combination.
The first operation is TO loosen from the coats
Of the stomach and bowels the various imPuri-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened faces which collect
in the convolutions of the small intsstines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
| such collected masses behind to produce habtua
Costiveness, with all its train Of evils or sudden
! DiarrhGa with its imminent dangers. This fact
/ is well-known to all regular anatonlsts who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
| the prejudice of these well-inforned men against
! the quack medicines of the age. The second
effect Of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
| CTEES is TO cleanse the kidneys and the bIad-
| der and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
! the healthful action of which entirely depends
/ upon the regularity of the urinary organs The
/ blood, which takes its red color from the agency
/ of the liver and lungs before 1t passes into the
1 heart, being thus purified by them and nounshed
/ by food coming from clean stomach, courses
/ freely through the veins, renews every part Of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing
/ rietv Of human diseases in which the YEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
/ TO be ntallIbe.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
/ first and second stonachs, and creating d How OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
/ kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
/ BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-IEdPER,
/ ANXIETY, LASGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
/ are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIE
/ vanish, as a natural consequence Of its cure,
/ COstiyeness. BY cleansing the whole length
/ Of the intesnes with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
I bowels costive within two days
! DiaTrhpa and Cholera, by removing the
| sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
| occasioned, and by promoting the lubncatlve Sc
erection of the mucous membrane.
Feyers Of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known 10
cure rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Govt in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and ligaments Of
the joints
Drcpsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
eniGg the kidneys and bladder they operate most
Delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel.
Also Worms, BY d:slodging from the t1rnings
Of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
/ air-yesseis Of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds viii occasion, and which, If not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores. by
the perfect purity which these LIFE TEDI-
CIEG5 give TO the blood, and all the huInoTs
ScoTbutio Erupticns and Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin. and the morbid state of which occa-
sions oil eruPtive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagree cable compilations.
The use Of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheun, ard
striking Improvement in the clearuess Of the skin
Common Cold5 and Influenza VIII always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. - remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate nalady, the VEGETABLE LITE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation 1t is weli-knov-n to hundreds |
N this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards Of THKTY-rIvE YEARS and /
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed /
within the whole compass OF the MqteriG Medica /
lie however ut length tried the Medicine which !
IS now offered 10 the public, and he was cured IL /
very short tine, after his recovery had been pro
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M /
possible, by any human means