Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1850-08-22

Life Pills and Phoenix BitterS.
These Medicines have now been before tho pub-
&c for period Of FUTKKN YEARS. and
during that time have maintained a high character
in almost every part Of the globe for heir extraor-
binary ard immediate power Of restoring perfect
health to persona suffering under nearly every kind
Of disease to which the human franc Is Liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of cert6cated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge Of an untmely grave,
after all the deceptive nostrums of the day had ut
terly failed; and to many thousands they have
permanently secured that uniform enjoyment Of
health, without which life itself is but partial
blessing So great, indeed, has their efficacy inva-
nably and infalbly proved, that it has appeared
scarcely less than miraculous to those who were
acquainted with the beautifully philosophical prn
ciples upon which they arc compounded, and upon
which they consequently act. 1t was to their
manifest and sensible action in purifying the springs
and channels of life, and enduing them with re-
nswed tone and vigor. that they were indebted for
their name.
Unlike the host of perncious quackeres which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MED1-
CINES are purely and solely vegetable ; and con-
tain neither Mercury. nor Anthony, nor Arse
mic. nor any other mineral, in any form whatever.
They are entirely composed of extracts from rare
and powerful plants, the virtues of which, though
long known to several Indian tribes, and recently
to some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to
medical science and were never before admins
tercd in so happily eficacious a combination.
Tho first operation is to loosen from the coats Of
the stomach and bowels the various impurities and
crudities constantly settling round them and to
remove the hardened faces which collect in the
convolutions of the small intestines. Other mcdi-
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind to produce habitual Costive-
ness, with all its train of evils, sudden Danh9a
with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known to all regular ANTAGONISTS who examine the
human bowels after death and hence the preju-
dice of these well informed men against the quack
medicines Of the age. The second effect of the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES Is to
cleanse the kidneys and the bladder /; and, bv this
means, the liver and lungs, the healthful' action Of
which entirely depends upon the regularity of tho
urinary organs. Tho blood, which takes its red
color from the agency Of the liver and lungs, before
passes into the heart, being thus purified by them
and nourshed by food coming from clean stomach.
courses freely through the veins, reEews every part
of the system, and triumphantly mounts the banner
of health in the blooming cheek.
The following among the distressing variety
of human diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are well known to be infai-
lible:
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid kind;
FLArULENCY, Loss Of Appetite. Heartburn,
Headache, Resfiessness, Nl-hmPer, 4nriety,
Languor, and Melancholy, which are the general
symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish, a natural
consequence Of IFS cure.
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length Of
the inteslInes with solvent process, and without
violence: all violent purge cave the bowels costve
within two days
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricave secre-
ton OF the mucous membrane
Feyers of all kinds. by restoring the blood to q
regular circulation, through the process Of persP
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in Others
Tho LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks, and GOVT in half that time, by removing
local inflammation from the muscles and lIgaments
of the JOINTS
Dro;,sies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enIng the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases OF GRAVEL
Also Worms by disiodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air vessels OF the lungs from the mucous which even
slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
moved hacnn,.- 100000, and P->I..-- .i.~sv
dreadful Diseases
Sourvy, Ulsers. aud Invotcrate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give 10 the blood, and all the humors-
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptve complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations
The use of these Pills for a very short time will
effect an entire cure of SALT RHEUM. and a
striking improvement in the cearness of the skin.
COMMON COLDS and INFLUENZA will
always be cured by dose, or by two even in
the worst cases
PILES As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. II is well known to hundreds in
ms city, that the former PROPRIETOR of these valu-
able Medicines himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Maferia Medica
He however at length tried the Medicine which ia
now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means
FEVER AND AGUE.