Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-08-15

d,rinc that time have maintained high charac-
ter in almost every part of the globe for their ex-
traordinary and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
Kind of disease to which the human frame IS liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
&c carti6cated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untImeiy
orave. after all the deceptive nostrums OF the day
sad Utterly failed and to many thousands they
80 ror,nanentlv secured that uniform enjoy
mant of health, without which hie nseif is but
martial blessing. So great, indeed mas their
efficacy invariably and infalllbly. ProVeu' that II
has appeared scarcely less than mraculous 70
: ,hosa who were acquainted with the beautnuty
',n;losonh;cal nrincipes upon which they are COM
bounded. and upon which they consequently act.
ft ,,,.s n their manifest and sensible action III
,,,;f;no the springs and channels OF llte ana en-
dn;ng them with renewed tone and ygor' tha'
thew were indebted for their name.
:, I1nJl,e the host of pernicious quackeries Whicn
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MED1;
CTNES are purely and solely vegetaDie; anu
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mineral In any "ilh
whatever They are entirely conPoseu " eA
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tr;bes and RECENTLY to some eminent pharmaceu-
foaI chemists. are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders to medical science ana were
never before administered in SO happily efficaclous
combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
Of the stomach and bowels the various lmPurl-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened faces when colect
in the convoIutions of the small mtestines Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
sucb collected masses behind to produce habltuai
Costiyeness. with all its train of evils, or sudden
Diarrhpa with its imminent dangers. This fact
is we'll known to all regular anatomlsts who ex-
anime the human bowels after death; and hence
tbe preiudice of these well-informed men against
the auack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys ana the Dlad-
der: and. bv this means, the liver and lungs,
the heaIthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood. which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourlshed
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphanty mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the DISTRESSING va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallble.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsrLEssNEss, ILL EMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGuoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, as natural consequence of its cure,
COstiVeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels cosye within two days
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned and by promoting the hbricative Sc
eretion of the mucous membrane.
EeVerS of all kinds, by restoring the biood 10 d
regular circulation, through the process of Perspl-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in Others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and lgaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnlngs
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
ar-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, n not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the nuds lhdl
feed the skim and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, saIow, cloudy, and
other disagreeabe complexOns.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and a
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even IN the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compain. for upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia MedicG.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is nov offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time after his recovery had been pro-
noanced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these