Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-02-14


ter in almost every part of the globe for their ex-
traordinary and Immediate power OF restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame IS liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certifcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimely
crave, after all the deceptive nostruns of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enioy-
meut of health, without which life itself is but
n martial blessing So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and mfallibly proved, that it
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act.
II was to their manifest and sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients the LIFE MEDI-
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral IN any form
whatever They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in SO happily etticaclous
q combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various mpur-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened faces which collect
in the cOnyoutons of the small intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habitual
Costiveness, with all its train of evils or sudden
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers. This fact
is well-known to all regular anatomlsts who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-informed men against
the quack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTNES is TO cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der and, by this MEANS the liver and lungs,
the healthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood, which takes it's red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part Of
the system, and trumphantly mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGuoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, natural consequence of its cure,
COstiveness, by cleansing the whole length
Of the mtestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrld fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned and by promoting the lubricative &C.
'retion of the mucous membrane.
FeVerS of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
egular circulation, through the process of persp-
alton in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
III Intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known 10
ure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks.
nd GOut in half that time, by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and lgaments Of
he joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ming the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
eIghtfuy on these important organs and hence
ave ever been found certain remedy for the
'orst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
the bowels the shiny matter to which these
reatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
r-vessels Of the lungs from the mucous which
ven slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
,moved, becomes hardened, and produces these
readful diseases
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
lie perfect purity which these LIFE MED1-
INES give to the blood. and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ms by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
ed the skin, and the morbid state of which Occa-
ons all eruptive complaints, saow, cloudy, and
her disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
i'll effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and a
riking Improvement in the clearness of the skin.
ommon Colds and Influenza will always be
lred by one dose, or by two even in the worst
ses.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
ID obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
deserve distinct and emphatic
1t is well-known TO hundreds
this city, that the former proprietor Of these
uable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
mpaint for upwards of rHIRTYFIvE YEARS and
at he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
thin the whole compass of the MateriG Medicd.
e however at length tried the Medicine which
now offered TO the public, and he was cured IN
very short time, after his recovery had been pro.
unced not only improbable, but absolutely lm-
ssible, by any human means
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
edicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER
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