Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-06-06

tn, th.t fine have maintained u high charac-
Tor ~ almost every part of the globe for their
traordinarv and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
oeoort6cated instances, they have even rescued
.,,f4arors from the very verge of an untlmely
,raya after all the deceptive nostrufns OF the aay
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have nermanentlv secured that uniform ENJOY
ment Of health without which HE itself IS out
= nsrt;aI blessino So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infallibly proved, that it
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous 10
those who were acquainted with the DeauuIuhy
philosophical principles upon which they are conf
pounded, and upon which they consequently act
It was to their manifest ana sehsiDie "o'oi "
purifying the springs and channels OF ie' ana en-
dnn9 them with renewed tone and vigor, that
thew were indebted for their naine -,
Unlike the host of pernicious quackerles whlcn
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl;;
cTNEs are purely and solely vegetable; ana
contain contain neither Mercury, nor Antimony, nor
srsan;o nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever. They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Inoian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
ignorant pretenders to medical science ana were
never before administered in so happily efhcaclors
a combination.
The first operaton is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impure
ties and crudities constantly settling round them;
and to remove the hardened faces which coliect
in the convoutions of the small intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, ana ieaVe
such collected masses behind to produce haDltual
II f.f owls
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers. This tact
is wel-known to all regular anatomists who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the preiudice of these well-informed men against
the ouack medicines of the age The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the oad-
der :: and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the bealthfuI action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs The
blood which takes its red color from the agency
Of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and trumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE.
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalIible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADAcHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
C,ostiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the ntestnes with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricative Sc
erston of the mucous membrane.
Eevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process of persPl-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all Intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and Igaments OF
the joints.
Dropsies Of all kinds, BY freeing and strength
enng the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel.
Also Worms, by disodging from the turnings
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, Dy renewing tne
ar-yessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slqht colds will occasion. and which, if not
removed. becomes hardened and produces these
dreadful diseases
Scurvv. Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MED1-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutie Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions. by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skn and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy and
other disagreeabe compilations.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the cearness OF the skin
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even III the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
Recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor OF these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTY YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medicd
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured I'D
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely mn
possible, by any human means
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER