Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-09-12

during that time have mdlntalneu HlSh Siio
ter in almost every part of the globe for their ex-
traordnary and immediate power Of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame IS ilabe.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
e t,o-,;6c.tad instances, they have even rescued
.ufFerers from the very verge OF an untlmely
crave after all the deceptive nostrnms OF the day
Rad utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured tnat eliiolin !.nis enoy-
r,ont of health, without which life nsei is but
Ia aartal blessing. So great, indeed, has Their
ee;cacv invariably and nfallbly proved lnat II
Lao anneared scarcely less than mlraculous -
thosa who were acquainted with the beautluly
Db;losophical principles upon when tney are So
bounded. and upon which they consequently ac'
T, was to their manifest and sensible acuon Ia
nnrifvino the springs and channels of life, ana en-
dining them with renewed tone ana VlSof' 'h"-
thew were indebted for their nalne'
Unlike the host of pernicious quackerles Wmcn
hoast nf vegetable ingredients, the LIFE mED1;
rTNEc are purely and solely vegetable; ahu
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic, nor any other mlneEai' III "1y roi'
mbstever They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to seVerai 0N Ihulo"
tribes, and recently to some eminent Pnarniooeu
tical chemists, are altogether unknown ~ VIC
Oreten06rS
never before administered in so happily efhcaclous
combination. ....
The first operaton is to loosen from the coats
or the stomach and bowels the various lmpun-
t;es and crudities constantly setting rouno theih
and tn remove the hardened faces WHICH conece
in the conyolutions of the small intestmes Otnef
r,ed;c;nes only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce haOituai
Costiveness with all its tram OF evlis, or snuuen
Diarrhga with its imminent dangers. ms Ioc'
;s weII-known to all regular anatomlsts VINO eX-
80 tbo human bowels after death and hence
the nre;udice of these well-infOrmed men against
tbe msck medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys ana tiie oau-
der and. bv this means, the liver and lungs
the baeltbfnl action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs Inc
blood. which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before 1t passes INTO the
heart. being thus purified by them, and nourIsneo
hv food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part Oh
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
r;etv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infaible
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
pure healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANxIErx. LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, when
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as a natural consequence OF ITS cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
Of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned and by promoting the lubncatIVe se-
eretion Of the mucous membrane.
FeVers OF all kinds, by restoring the blood 10
regular circulation, through the process OF Perspi-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution Of
all Intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known TO
cure Rheumatism permanently IN three weeks,
and Cont i'm half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and igaments OF
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter TO which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
dir-VeSS6lS OF lungs llOhi lhC hiuCOuS hihNh
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if moi
removed becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI.
CTNFS give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions BY their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and 6
striking Improvement in the cearness of the skin
Common Colds and Influenza viii always b
cured by one dose, or by two even IN the wors
cases
PILES, AS remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. Ii is well-kBown to hundred:
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with thi:
compaint for upwards of THIRTY YEARS anC
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteriG MedieG
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured IL
avery short time, after his recovery had been pro
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country thes