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The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1850-03-16

hnu oack between m mohoay, W eonesday, ana
Friday, ard 8 pm.
$40 From Rodney st twice week, Tuesdsy6 Friday
BY Church Hill;
To Naichsz BY m, 30 miles
And back between . N and Monday and
S7Il From vieksburs at m. twice week, Tuesday and
Saturday
BY w.nsn,on, New carh.gs. La, Grand Gulf
Miss, Rodney, Matches, Vidalia, Red River Landing,
81 FrancisvlIe, Baton Rogue. and Donsldsonvis
To New Orleans by m Thursday and Monday. ao4
And hack between . m Tuesday and Saturday, and
Up m Thursday and Monday.
57i2 From Vicksbug at 5a m, times week, Monday,
"Wednesday, and Friday,
BY Wsrrenton
TO Willow Springs by m, % miles
And back between 81 Tuesday, Thursday. and
Saturday, and m same days
57i3 Prom vicksbnrg At p N, once a week, Monday
N BY Youngs Point, La, Miiken's Bend Pecan Grove.
Tailula q. H., Miss Lake Providence La, Prince
ton, MI, Grand Lshe, Ark. Point worihinston,
Mi, 0reenviIIc, Columbia Ark, Gaines's Landing,
( c. Bckvia MI, and Vctods
To Napoleon, Ark, by ana "Wednesday, $50 miles ,
And back between = m Thursday and o. m Saturday.
Bids for two trips week win BE- consdered.
e7i4 From victsba.s At ~ M ti-weehiy. Monday Wed
nesday, and Friday, sit
by Cardiff and Ssaria, uE
9aa To Ys>,o City By m next day, 70 miles
And back between ~ m Tuesday, Thunsday, and Ss-
turdsy, and m next days. @saa
Beds for semi weekly servics between vieksbusg and
Benton, via Csrinf Mildale Cls;bcsnsvIle, 5sarsis,
and Lincoln, through In "a bcws each way. will "a
a considered. Hi 9fes2
S7fe From Canton at m. ,ri-weehy, Mondsy wcdnes
day, and Friday lf3M
Dy Hendrcks's, Benton, and Ebcnezerts ,ksf sfs
40 Lexington ty a. N nexs DAYS, ~ miles
And back between 8 p Monday. Wednesday, and
Friday, and Q m NEXT day. st
Proposals 70 oby Fnnklia snd Richlsnd viii Be con-
skieycd.
Asc, 70 dominance . Jackson Also proposals. to run
dx time week Is far ss BeDtS. .
57l8 From Canton 1t o = m once week. "Wednesday,
~ MsiisonviIle, psnsonso~n, ssd LUDLOW M
To Hikbcrs BY p N. ~ mless M
v Aud beck hsswcen ! m and m Thursday
With second vs<ky tsp ss5sr = Madisouvils I~sv.
Inc Qon,oo a n Saturday, and MadIsouvisls n
IL No. thrsush eaoh Wy In sws houss.
bri7 Feom B>nson = q ~ Universally, Tcssaay, Thus
Jsy, sn1 ossusdey;
IL n Yetn ely ~ ioi b. 10 mileu
~ bosk bsfessa z = nd ~ ! y sans dsyA
Bis * az ujes u est VA y sossiasnd
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03
BY INLOES d BROTHER.
COMMISSIONERS SALE OF REAL ES-
TATE.


NOTICE.-In part execution of decree of the
~ Circuit Superior Court of Law and Chancery for
the County of Henrco and City of Richmond, pro-
nounced on the 18th day of April, 1882 in the suit of
George M. Darlington and Richard a, Darlington, in
their right and the said George M. Carrington, as
administrator of John A. Darlington, decd plaintiffs
against the President and Directors and Company of
the Bank of the United States and Others deendts; and
of amendatory decree pronounced in the same cause
by the Superior Court of Chancery, for the Richmond
Circuit, on the 4th day of June 1885, will be sold by
the subscribers commissioners Tor one OF hem0 APP
pointed by the first mentioned Decree on the premises,
to the highest bidder for cash. to the extent OF all the
expenses making the said sale and as TO the residue OF
said sale, credit OF SIX twelve and eighteen months
from the day of sale in equal instalmens, on TUES
DAY the 18th day of June next, if fair, not the next
fair day, III o'clock in the forenoon, certain pieces OF
Real Estate, lying in the city OF Richmond, and in the
which George w. Smith entitled, at the time of
his death, under the will OF Richard Adams, dec d;
which property consists OF part OF lot No. 49, de-
signated plat of division OF the estate OF Richard
Adams decd fronting % feet the west side of 18th
street, and running back on Grace street II feet
alley; another part OF said lot No. 49, fronting % feet
on Union street, and running back Grace street II
feet, the said alley; Also part Of lot, designated
in the said plat OF Division by No. 3d. fronting % feet
the west side OF 10Th street, running back 100 feet
Also lot designated in the said plat of division by letter
fronting "A feet on the side of Valley street. and
running back 65 feet ALSO lot fronting A feet, on the
west side OF Federal street. running back 100 feet to the
eastern line of lot letter l. also lot No. 23S fronting 66
feet the western side of Concord street, and running
back to the Mill Canal; also, lot No OF square No.
100, 25th and NJ streets; and lot No: OF square No
100, on Goth and M streets The purchaser will be
CURED to give bond with approved security tor the credit
proceeds Of SALE and the title will De retained until the
00HaS De pad R RoBT. 6 SCOTT FL c0mrs.
iNLoEs & BROTHER, Aucs,
my l3--lsw2w&dlw
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03
WAR OF WOMEN,
FOR SALE
BY J. w. RANDOLPH, May Both.

June No Holden's Magazine. .................. IL
Mo- Dickens Household Words. .............. 06
No. Mistake Of Life Time, by Howard. 800. IL
No. History of Pendennis, by 1hackery. ..... 25
The Flag and Ned Buntlnes Own, for June LIST.
Volume Rose Foster, or the Mysteries of the
Court OF London-by G. w. M. Reynolds. 80. so
The Mysteries OF the People, or the History Of
Protestant Family, from the earliest ages to the
present time-by Eugene Sue--plaes, part L.. IL
Mezzoante'ssystem of learning Languages, applied
to the study OF French; with treaties on French
Versiflcationt &C.; by j. Roemer; back 90
No. 10 Burns, Dictionary Of Mechanics. ........ 25
The Young Mans Way to Intelligence, respecta-
bllity, honor and usefulness; by Rev. A. Atwood;
muslin, gilt edge. Observation-Disclosures. 81
The Hesperian Harp; by w. Howser. ..........1 so
May part LtteIs Living Age-peI year. .........6 90
The War Of Women, or Rivalry in Love; by A.
'uiids 0O
Mamaduke Wyvill, or the Maids Revenge, an
Historical Romance; by Fl. w. Herbert. 81
Stories from Household Words; by Dickens. $50. II
Cruising in the last War; Story ethe Sea in 1872;
by c.. Peterson. ............ 25
]. w. RANDOLPH
my 80 Bookseller and Statoner.
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03
AUCTION SALES.
THIS DAY.
BY RICHARD CAUTHORN.

AUCTION HOUSE ON FIFTEENTH STREET.
HID OCULAR SALE DAYS-Mondays, Wednes-
Ia days and Fridays Sale of Horses, Carriages,
Busgies, &C., every Saturday at the large lot oppo-
site Mr.. VIM. Woods stables, on Cary ST..
On the above days, commencing at 9 o'clock, A. M.
will usually sell auction for cash, the following ard.
ces
GROCERIES, &c.
Bacon Hams, Sides and Shoulders
N. o Sugar in bbs., Laguayra Coffee
No. Mackerel and Labrador Herrngs
Gunpowder Imperial and Young Hyson Tea
Whishey, N. E. Rum, Moasses
Manufactured Tobacco, Cigars, Nails
Friction Matches, Shoe Brushes, Backing, etc.
FURNITURE.
Bureaus, Sldeboards, Press, Book Case
Cane seat and wood bottom Chairs Rock ling do.
Dining and tea Tables, Candlestands
Washstands, Desks, Children's Chairs
Feather Beds, hair and shuck Mattresses
High and low post Bedsteads, Trundle do
Sofas, Carpets, Tenders, Bedding, etc.
DRY GOODS, CLOTHING, SHOES, HATS. &c.
Fancy Prints, Kentucky Jeans, Kerseys
Clothe, Cassmeres, Vestings, Gambroons
Bleached and unbeached Domestics
Goats, Pantaloons, Vests, Suspenders
Buttons, handkerchief, Cravats
Shirts, Bosoms, Collars etc.
Mats, Caps, Shoes, Boots, Sippers--together win
many other articles not enumerated above.
On SATURDAY, l will sell Horses Mules, Bug
gies, Carriages, Carts, etc. etc.
jy IL r. CAUTHORN
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03
CoNGREss.-Neither House sat Saturday

THE CUBAN AFFAIR-The grand jury have COM
peted their examination, aud will report, probably on
Monday 1t is rumored that the grand jury have ignored
the bills of indictment against Sr. M. Tuerbe Tolon,
one OF the Spanish junta or Invaders of Cuba.
M Y. ErDress0f Snturday
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03
LATEST NEWS.

AMERICAN CorToN.-The demand for American Cot
ton SO far exceeds the supply, that order from St.
Petersburg received by the last steamer for four five
cargoes will have go unanswered The old stock has
been diminished not alone by the deficiency ohe crop,
which is very considerable, but by the expansion OF the
manufacturing system OF Europe and particularly Of
England.-N. Y. Express of Saturday.
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03
AUCTION SALES.
Flu TURE VS..
BY DUNLOP. MONCURE Il co.

GROCERIES, AT AUCTION.-On TUES
~ DAY, the 4th June, commencing at 10 o'clock,
we will sell at our auction store, general assert of Gro
ceries, consisting in part OF
IS bhds. fair to choice quality Sugar
so bbls prime Attakapas Moasses
40 packages double refined loaf and crushed Su-
gar
25 bbls. small loaf Sugar
ID hhds. Clarified Sugar
100 boxes pale, brown and black Soap
100 do sperm and allow Candles
% packages Gunpowder, Imperial and Pouchong
Teas
Mustard, Indigo, Starch, Sole Leather
Rum, Holland Gin
Brandies, of approved brands and vintages
Family Hams, of superior quality
Sweet Malaga Wine
Is bbls Brandy
100 bags Rio Coffee, &c.
TERMs-Under 500, cash; over 800, four months
credit for approved negotiable paper.
nzg Sale without regard to weather
DUNLOP, MONCURE & CO.,
my % Auctioneers.
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03

The steamship Crescent City left New ork Satur-
day afternoon at o'clock for Chagres taking outup-
wards Of 300 passengers
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03
LATE IRON AFRICA,

BOSTON, INdy oI
that the American squadron had sailed for Africa. All
well. She brings letter bag from the squadron and
dispatches for the Government.
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03

The Maysvile Kentucky) Eagle declares that it has
met with no citizen, either Democrat or Whig in city
country, who does not decidedly approve the COM
promise.
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03
NEW YORK MARKET. June 1,2P.M.

NEW YORK MARKET, June l, 2P. M.
FLoUR-The sales this morning aggregate 5000 bbs
at S5 62s SIS 68a for straight State 50 69'
S. rs for choice do; s. IS a SIS ST. for mixed to
fancy Michigan /; and Sc l2a Sc Is for pure Gene
see.
Southern Flour is dull, and the tendency downward
Sales of $50 bbs. Baltimore made at S. IS S. 81
choice brands can be bought at s. S7&.
GRAIN-Wheat continues dull but very firm. Some
parcels of Canadian under negotiation, but we can
hear of no actual transactions.
The quantity of Corn offering is not large, and the
market is shade better. Most holders refuse sell
/. yellow below 72c., and do not seem anxious to
realize even at these figures No sales of any magni-
ude have TRANSFERRED this morning. After Change yes
erday 1000 bushels Northern sold for export at II
cts, delivered.
CoTroN-There snot much inquiry, and the market
s still in favor of the buyer Fair Upands quoted
at ID l34c., and New Orleans at l34 1884,
WHsKEY is in limited supply and prices still bet
ter. Most Of holders refuse sell below7 cents
but we believe 20 bbs changed hands at trife
under those igures.-Com. Ado.
BALTIMORE MARKET, June l, 2 P. M
Sales to-day of 1850 bbls. Howard street Flour al
S. 25.
No Wheat sold to-day.
Sales of yellow Corn at 60 60 cents and white IS
81 cents.
Oats 40 AZ cents.
Sales Of Whiskey at &c cts, in bbls-Pat.
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03
STRATroN's OFFICE, No. 5, South l4tn


! Let all the world say what they can,
For selling prizes, STRATToN's the man.
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03

WEDNESDAY-Delaware, No 23-Capal $780,
900. 70 numbers, l3 drawn. Tickets $40, halves S.
quarters so.
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03

MORE LUCIA.
Drawn numbers Of Sussex. No. 81, April Goth: =
4S 60 rs 6. 9 IA 81 81 II so SO "a IL IS.
Ticket Nos IL "a So, aprize of SO 200, sold and
paid by STRATTON
Drawn numbers OF Sussex, extra, No. 64-May %:
81 % 60 76 As 8 al 60 6 81 49 SO.
Ticket Nos As 76 the second capital of 81 Alb 90
in the small fry, sold and paid by STRATTON
Drawn numbers Of Delaware, extra No. 64-May 3Oth
SO SIS l6 60 43 70 25 81 IS 90 Sc Al 10 81.
Ticket Nos 16 60 6S, capital, sold and paid bv
STRATTON.
Drawn numbers OF MonongaIa, No. 60-May 30
40 "a 65 IL 81 e. Al 46 so &c u.
Ticket Nos. 26 65 81, prize of $780, sold and paid
by STRATTON.
Drawn Nos of Delaware, Extra, No. 65-May 81
26 A 6s 60 IS SO 40 al 81 ID 9 So
Ticket Nos. 26 60, prize of $l196 sold and paid
by STRATTON
Drawn Nos. of Sussex, No. 43-May 81:
46 20 65 80 42 II 80 25 Sc 70 As "a 81 49,
Ticket Nos 10 25 46, prize of $780, sold and paid
by STRATTON.
Drawn numbers of Sussex, extra, No. 66-June l:
Is Is 81 IS 10 8 II 3 A 39 80 SIS.
Whole Nos. 3 3s 44l
Half do l9 SIS
Tickets do Is SO 65 Five more sold and paid by
Do do A IS STRATTON.
Do do 8 IS Isl
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03

THURSDAY-Delaware, extra No. 67-Capital
l, quarters So.
THURSDAY --MonongaIia, No. 63--Capita: $40,
OO0 rs nos, 10 drawn. Tickets S., halves So
quarters 25.
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03
BY ALEXANDER MOTT.
No. 81 Main street.


DARTICULAR attention paid to the public or pri-
IL vate sale OF Real Estate, Negroes, Horses, Dry
Goods Furniture and Merchandise generally and liber
al cash advances made when required.
REGULAR SALE DAYS:
TUESDAYS, THURSDAYS e. SATURDAYS.
On TUESDAY MORNING, the 4th June, COM
mencng at o'clock precisely, will sell at oppo-
site the City Hotel, general assortment of new and
second hand household Furniture consisting Of the
usual variety.
Also, a large invoice of piece and cut Dry Goods,
viz Beached and unbeached Domestics Calicoes,
Flannels, Cloths, Cassimeres, Vestings, &C.
Also, large lot of seasonable ready made Clothing
fur, silk wool and waterproof Hats, Caps, Trunks
Valices Cutlery, Guns, Soaps, Backing, Perfumery
Fancy Goods, &c, &c.
de ALEX. MOTT. Auct
VNRUSTEE'S SALE OF LAND.-As trustee
ID in deed Of trust executed on the - day of ia
nuary ls47 by Alexander Grant, ir and Hamilton A.
Crenshaw, trustees for Mrs Julia A. Green,l for the
benefit of William H. Kelly, shall, to satisfy the terms
OF said trus the premises proceed to sell, at public
auction to the highest bidder, for cash. on the 18th day
of June, 1885, the following property to wit certain
of land lying and being in the county OF Henrico,
on the Three Notched Road, the boundaries of which
tract of land are described in said deed as follows :
bounded by the lands of George F. Guy the North,
by the lands of R. d. Philips, Thomas Janett and Geo
F. Guy, on the West, by the land sold by Henry w.
Moncure to Benjamin w Green the South, and by
the lands of H. Baron and Richard Willis the East,
being the said land on which Mr. Benjamin w. Green
now resides supposed contain two hundred and seven
ty The title is believed to be good but selling
as trustee [ shall only give special warranty.
my 81 dtds JOSEPH MAYO, Trustee.
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03

FRIDAY-Sussex No. 45-Capital $4,000. 70
nos, Is drawn. Tickets 81.
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03

MONDAY-Sussex, No. 44-Captal $27 900. Is
nos, Is drawn. Tickets So.
TUESDAY-Sussex, extra, No. 67-Capital S4,-
600. rs numbers, Ia drawn Tickets 81, halves Soc,
quarters 25c.
acknowledgements No 62-Capital $685.
600. &c numbers 10 drawn. Tickets S.. halves 50 SO
quarters | 25
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03

bakers EITTERS.-We feel no hesitation
LID in calling to notice this article OF the most
eecual remedies for Dyspepsia in use. Its virtues
all diseases which have their origin from Indigestion
To the afflicted would say that you can place conf
dence in it restorer Of health" it having been
fully tested by of our most respectable citzens-
testimonials of which daily given to its proprietor.
ie | ts
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03

lust RECEIVED
81 Alexanders white Kid Gloves
Silk, Thread, and colored Kid do
A splendid lot of Gentlemen's Gloves
Lace Capes, of the finest and newest styles
Embroidered l.. c. Hdks
French worked Collars-very cheap
Dotted White Mlsins, for party dresses
We invite the ladies and gentlemen to call and exam
inc our stock, have reduced the prices of great
many styles of goods with the view of reducing in
ventory.
WORD, FERGUSON & BARKSDALE,
No. 1913 Main street,
Next door above ]. w. Randoph's Book Store.
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03

VINO GUN SMITHS.-For sale, the ools, fix
n lures and stock of Gun Smiths establishment,
in very good location for the business. To any one
acquainted with the trade with small capital, tlne
opportunity for commencement is here offered.
Apply at this office. my3-dts
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03

WNOR HIRE, for the balance of the wear. n Man
E Cook, who is said to be good one: and one male
House Servant competent and of good character Ap-
ply to
my RICH. HILL JR
EXECUTOR'S NOTICE.-Persons indebted
IL to JOHN ROBINSON, deceased, are requested
10 make payment; and those having claims against the
decea sed requested to present them to his son.
CONWAY ROBINSON, who is the executor of his
will je l-law4w
Daily Richmond times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1849-1850, 1850-06-03

NOTTAGE CHAIRS.-Just to hand several
u dozen handsome Cane Seat Cottage Chairs; for
good and cheap furniture, call at g. Main street;
INV 80 G. J. SUMNER.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-03-19
Cruel BatterY!

The Washington Union holds the follow
ing complimentary language as 10 the real
author Of the Wilmot Proviso;
Ii was the connection Of the agents OF
Martin Van Buren,. who iratorOusly stabbed
the democracy in revenge for his own defeat,
Notwithstanding that generous democracy
had once elevated him to the highest honors
Of The Republic, and sought again to bestow
upon him the same distinguished honors.-
II was through the Vaccinations oithat man,
destined to be known through all coming
times as a political traitor that the Wimo'
Proviso was invented to harrass and break
down temporarily the democratic party, and
TO endanger the Union by the agitations oI
which il Is the cause. Wilmot was the dupe
while the arch-traitor OF Lindenwald was the
inventor of mischief which bears Mr. VIII
mots name, and which will inevitably destioy
him AS a politician.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-03-19
MORTGAGE SALE.

DEFAULT having been made in the pay
j y ment Of certain of money secured 10 be
paid nv Indenure Of Mortgage bearing date the 22nd
day of December ls45 executed by Daniel ID. Fran
cisco or the to Snshp of Reading. Hillsdale County
Michigan, TO Ira : Nudge, Of the same place
which mortgage recorded in the Office
of the Register of Deeds Of the County 1T Hills
dale in Liber ID of Mortgages on pages SOL and 562
and ON which there is claimed to be due at the date
ofthis notice the sum ofhree hundred and eightyo one
dollars aud -four ceht' 1881 ,04 and no proceedings
at law or in equity having been instituted for the re-
covery of the same, or any part thereof.
Notice is hereby given, that by virtue OF power
of sale in said mortgage contained and pursnantto the
Statute in such made and provided, the preni
ses described in said mortgage TO wit: "All that GER
tain pie or pat eel of land situate, lying aud being
in the County OF Hilsdale. described follows viz
The south east quarter of the south quarter and
thirty acres off the side Of the west half o
the south quarter of section six in TownsPnum
her seven south. of range number four west, IN the
State of Michigan, containing seveniv-one acres oi
land more or less I" Will be sold at Public Auction
or veadue 10 the highest bidder, at the Court House
In the Village of Iisdae. in said County, Friday
the a4th day of May A. D.ls50 ten o'clock in the
forenoon ofthat day.
Dated February 90, 1850.
IRA =. NUDGE, Mortgagee.
Gyo C,y A,'y n32
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-03-19
sIIappy Iloine.'

Young man meets a peretty face IN the
ballroom, falls in love with il, 'marres,
goes to housekeeping with IL, and boasts Of
having a home TO go TO. and wife. The
chances are nine to ten he has neither. Her
pretty face gets to be an old story, or becomes
faded, or freckled or freued-and, as that
face was all he wanted, all he paid attention
to- all he DdrgaiGc1 Tor. ali he swore to love,
honor aud protect, he gets sick Of his trade;
knows dozen faces he likes better; gives up
staying al home evenings, consoles himself
with cigars oysters, whskey punch and poll
les. aud looks upon his home as a very in
different boarding house. A family Of chill
dren grow up ahoa; hiro; but neither he nor
his Tar face know anything about teaching
them; they come up helter-skelter-rnade
toys Of when babies, dolls when boys and
girls, dtudges when men and women;I and
so passes year after year, apd not one qulet,
happy homely hOur is known drought the
whole household. Another young man be-
comes enamered of a fortune He waits
upon il TO paIIies, dances the Polka with II,
exchanges billet dour with it. pops the ques-
ton to il. gets yes from il, is published 10 II,
goes TO the parsons with 1t, calls il 'wite'
carries ii home, sets up an Establishment with
il, introduces ii TO his friends, and sayes
(poor feIlowD that he, too, is married, aud
has home. It's false, lie is not married.;
he has got no home: and he soon finds il out.
He's in he wrong box; bnt its too late TO get
out Of il; he might as well hope to escape
from his coffiD. Friends congratulate him,
and he has TO grin and bear it, They. y.praise
the house, the furniture, the new Bible, the
newer baby, and then bid the fortune and
him who Husbands il good morning! AS il
he had known good morning since he and
| that gilded fortune were declared TO be one
Take another case. A young woman is
smtlen with a pair Of whiskers, Cuilec
| hair never before had such charms. She sets
her cap,ior them; they take. The delighted
whiskers make an offer, 6rsl one and then th'
other, profferiug themselves both in exchange
] 70, one heart. The dear Miss is overcome
with magnanimiy, closes the bargain, car
rcs home her prize, shows it to her pa aE'
ma, calls herself engaged to it, thinks Their
was never such pair (of whiskers) before
and in few weeks they are married. Mar
ried. Yes, the world calls them so, aud W
will. What is the RESULT A short honey
moon. and then tue unlncky discovery tha
they are as unlike as chalk and new cheese
and not to be made one, though all til
priests in Cristendom pronounced ther