Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-04-11


traordinary and immediate power of restoring per-
fact health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of certi6cated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untImely
grave, after all the deceptive nostrums oil the DAY
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
ment of health, without which life itself is brt
partial blessing. So great. indeed, mas Their
efficacy invariably and infalibly proved that 1t
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
,bose who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
oounded. and upon which they consequently act.
n was TO their manifest and sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and ylgor, that
they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of perncious quackeries which
boast Of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE WEDl.
CINES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic, nor any other mineral, III any 1orm
y whatever They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants. the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharlnaceu-
ticaI chemists, are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in 50 happily effcacious
combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impure
ties and crudities constantly settling round them;
and to remove the hardened faces which collect
in the convolutions of the small intestines Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habitua
Costiyeness with all its train Of evils, or sudden
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers. This fact
is we-known to all regular anatomists who en-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-informed men against
the quack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CINES is TO cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der and by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthful action Of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
Of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphanty mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE.
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalble.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsrLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length
Of the ntestnes with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
Occasioned, and by promoting the lubricative Sc
srstiOn of the mucous membrane.
FeVers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of perspi
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution of
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and GOut III half that time, by removing local
from the muscles and Egaments Of
The joints
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
nave ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel
Also Worms, by dslodging from the turniugs
If the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
.reatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
lr-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
wen slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
emoved, becomes hardened, and produces these
lreadful diseases
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
he perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
yINES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ons, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
eed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
ions all eruptive complaints, salow, cloudy, and
ther disagreeable compilations
The use of these Pills for a very short time
vill effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
triking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
ured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
ases.
PILES. AS a remedy for this most distressing
nd obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
1ED1CINES deserve distinct and emphatic
1t is well known to hundreds
/ this city, that the former proprietor of these
aluable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
ompaint for upwards of THIRTYFIvE YEARS and
nat he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
1ithin the whole compass of the Materia Medica.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which
now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
ounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
ossible, by any human means
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
fedicines will be found safe, speedy, and cer-