Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1850-01-18

H., for 70 period Of FIFTEEN YEARS. anu
,uripr that time have maintained hIgh chaIac'e'
ia almost every part OF the g'ooe LOT tneii eN'.So.
diparv and immediate power OF restoring perfect
bo,tb TO persons suffering under nearly every KIND
of disease to which the human frame IS liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of ,rrtifcated instances they have even rescued
"a frers from the very verge of an untImeiy gr1Ve'
after all the deceptive nostrums Of the day had ut
t,rly failed; and to many thous1nis they have
permanently secured that uniform en'ymHht OF
h-alth. without which life Itself Is but partial
blessing So great indeed, has Their e.hcacy inya-
riaby aaI nfiIliJiy proved, that u mas appeared
scarcely less than miraculous TO tloSe VINO were
,r9uaiuted with the beautifully phHoSopIcal prIn-
ciDes unon which they arc compounded, and upon
winch ihey consequently act. IL was to their
manifest and sensible action in purifying the springs
...I channels of life, and endung them with re-
,s,ysd toae and vgor, that they were indebted Tor
Their name.
Unlike the host Of pcrniclous qrackeries which
boast Of vegetable ingre ients, the LIFE MEDl-
CTWES are purely aud solely vegetable and con-
t1In neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor Arse
nic nor any other mineral, IN my form whatever.
Tncy are entirely composed of extracts from rare
and powerful plants the virtues Of which, though
Iong known to several indian tribes, aud recently
to some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
,fethcr unknown to the ignorant pretender9 to
med I'd science and were never before admlns-
tered in SO happily eliicac;ous combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats Of
fi. stomach and bowels the various impurities and
ruIlcs constantly settling round them; and to
remove the hardened Geccs which collect in the
coavolutions of the small intestines. Other medi
cnes only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind TO produce habtua Costive
ness, with all its train Of evils, or sudden DiarrhGa
with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known to all regular ANTAGONISTS who examine the
human bowels after death and hence the preju-
Dice Of these well informed men against the quack
medicines Of the are. The second effect Of the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES is to
cleanse the kidneys aud the bladder and, by this
means, the liver aud lungs the healthful action Of
which entirely depends upon the regularity of the
urinary org.ms. The blood, which takes its red
color from the agency OF the liver and lungs, before
il plssrs into the heart, b.ing thus purified by them,
and nourshed by food coming from clean stomach,
courses freely through the VEINS renews every part
Of tine system, and trunphantiy mounts the banner
Of health in the b'o)miqg cheek
The following are All fg the distressing variety
Of hunan diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are well known to be niaI-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stonachs, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid kind !;
FLATULENCY, loss Of appetite. Heartburn,
Headuche, ResfiessHess, U-temycr, AnEiety,
Lqngu0r, and McLqRcdoiy, which the general
symptoms of Dyspepsia will vanish, as "a natural
consequence Of its cure.
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length Of
the ntestnes with Il solvent process, and without
violence all violent Purges leave tho bowels costive
within two days.
Diarrhoea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acnd fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned and by promoting the lubricative seere-
ton of the mucous membrane
Fevers of all kinds. by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in others.
Tho LIRE MEDICINES have been known to
cure RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks, aud GOU / in half that time, by removing
local inflammation from the muscles and ligaments
OF the joints.
Dropsies Of all kinds by freeing and strength.
cniug he kidneys aud bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of GRAVEL
Also Worms, by djsIodging from the turnings
Of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
slight colds will occasion, and which, if not re-
moved, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
III" perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINFS give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptons and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeahle compilations.
The Of these Pills for a very short time will
effect an entire cure Of SALT RHEUM, and
striking Improvement in the clearness of the skin.
COMMON COLDS and INFLUENZA will
always be cured by one dose, or by two even in
the worst eases.
FILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is we'll known to hundreds in
tins city, that the former proprietor of these valu-
able Medicines was himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medicd.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which is
now offered to the public, and he cured in a
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, hV any human means.