Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1850-05-31
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kind of disease TO which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of cer7iGcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimely
grave, after al the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly faiied and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
ment Of health, without which life itself Is bat
a partial blessing So great, indeed, has Their
efficacy invariably and infalIiby proved, that It
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous TO
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are com
pounded. and upon which they consequently act.
IT was to their manifest and sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels Of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and ylgor, that
they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernIcious quackeues winch
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE hEDl-
CTWFS are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor
Arsenic, nor any other mineral IN any form
whatever They are entirely composed Of eX-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
Of which, Though long known to several Indian
tribes and recently to some eminent phaTnaceu-
teal chemists are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered IN so happily etIcacious
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
Of the stomach and bowels the various impure
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened f;Bces which collect
in the convolutons of the small intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind 10 produce habitual
Costiveuess with all It's train Of evils, sudden
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers This fact
is well-known to all regular ANTAGONISTS who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these we-intormed men against
the quack medicines of the are. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys and the bad-
der; and, by this means the liver and lungs
the healthfd action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity Of the urinary organs The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
Of the liver aud lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourshed
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, rcnews every part Of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health In the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety Of human diseases IN which the VEGE-
TA8IT LIFE MEDICINES are well known
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stonachs, and creating flow Of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acud
kind; Fl2tulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURS, HEsDACHE, REsTLEssSEss, ILI-IEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELhSCHcLT, which
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, VIE
vanish as a natural consequence of lis cure,
Costivenass. BY cleansing the whole length
Of tine mtc=tiues with solvent process, and
withoul violence; all violent Purges leave the
bowels costlve within two days.
Diarrhc22 and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acnd fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubucatIve Sc
erection of the mucous membrane.
Fevers of all kinds by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation through the process of Pcrspi
ration IN such cases, and the thorough solution Of
al oh ri .Y IN nth
The LIE MEDICINES have been known 10
cure rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Govt IN half that time by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and lgaTnents Of
the Joints.
Drogsiss Of al kinds. by freeing and strength
eniug the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- On these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy Tor the
worst cases Of Gravel
Also Worms, By aislodziDg from the turnirgs
Of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
alr-vessgls OF the lungs from tGe mucous which :
even slight colds WIZ occasion, and which, If not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Sourvv, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores. by /
the perfect purity which these LIFE ITEDI-
CINE5 give to the blood, and az the hUm0Is.
SC3Cbutic ETupti0ns and Bad Complex
IONS, ~ Their Alternative elect uPou the ialias that
feed the skin. and the morbid state of which occa-
s,9ns all eruptlve complaints, saliow, cloudy, and
other disagreaaha colnplezians.
The use Of these Pills for q very short time
win effect au entire cure of Salt Rheu~7. and q
striking improvement in the cearue=s ol the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza VIII always BE-
cured by one dose, or by two even in the wors,
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and o5z.agls LaaIady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and eglpHauc
recommendation. II Is waL-bnOWn To hundred.
m this city, that the 1omer proprietor Of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
Complaint for upwards Of TmErY-FIvE YEARS anc
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of The NEteria NedicG.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured III
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced NOT only improbable. but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means.