Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1850-08-14

Nm Dear .Msssrs Editors Twist me up Tor CORK
screw if amt list egzacty Of John Bottoms opinion only
eee more so and if Says clear grit as her old man,
de advise obo arer her first term Of domestic oversight
has nun out to GIN her the office agin for hope may Do
kicked 10 death ave if thar amt js about as muc" n'e
Of reform in The household and kitchen departments Of gov
eminent as thar is in our civil affairs, and II leler once
es good inspector general in these oces hed oee' nou
on to her.
rme reormer out and out boldly assern that every.
thing as don't work well in the ns ought to be
and oiled over agn Why what the dickens the use OF
Twin in progressive age, if we don't progress with IL.
The time the spirit of Improvement and everything e'se'
shoon' ahead, like sky rocket on an eSPorn exPedi-
shin, while we are standn' still again on with open
mouths and a wonderin' all the time why the plague
we don't keep up with the march Of improvement II the
old rusty laws gvitashn don't happen to operate WE'LL
that man must be born fool can't see the needcessy
of substitun some better plan for keepn things e sloe
up in a natural way
rhsr,s some ee,e difference howsonevef atwft me and
John he's in favor Of hayn' of fixed term forevey thing.
even for Judges-well now ain cause 60 further and
am for havin' no Judges at all don't see as 'ney arc
much account no how What need has free born Amen-
can citizens for any stitch Improbable live stock 'uoges
stitch relick of English tyranny-t don't comp0'
with The spirit of free nsitushns, to be payn soao Oh
tudues most etaal abusln big salaries for PUTIN sul's
and one thing or anuher keepn the liigadn parties
r,nstaot sew like wet dog in brick kiln, and snnsn.
NJ sou,d Of halffed lawyers pray upon the acera'eo
o noor old Justice arter their trained dogs, Law
and Equity have near about finished the poor old soul.
We'll now suppose criminal is tried and convicted OF
,de, bv twelve free and enlightened American jurors
vb., then Why it amounts to this-his Honor gifts up
oemn or weather beaten tomb stone and gins the ever
lasn etarnal rascal hint how ne VIII be naued oos
in eat and have hi. pesky neck stretched aose you can
cav lack Robinson Now all the expense OF this mere
trial the Governor, way down to Richmoh thinks as how
the feer amt stitch dickens of rascal as the Jury ana
Cour would have folks believe and 50 he lets the con-
sooed warrant of as clear moon shne to 60 into soc-
civ and do the likes over agn. SO you see hars not ha
slightest needcessiy for Judge no how you can turn W
M in the mos, cases they won't do and when they do hap
non tn do why then the Governor in and spes whas
.hev have did, live ddn. have Judges and stitch like
VOID cit clear OF them thar etarna pocket lehes the Laws
~ suck your estate out Of the hands your ponent
and then keep it themselves to quidate their outrageous
fees with.
No. No,,hs age too by to hars
SQUAD of of dapdated old judges and parcel Of pogut
Ted old magistrates hangn on to hehees Of justice like
teem Of stalled oxen and mules, pnh backads blasted
site harder than they pull rds; while the pesky lawyers
like troop Of drunken drivers are siandn bya lamoas'e"
Of e like bazes one tein Of 'em to go this way and an
uthe en em to 60 that way till the poor Officials gt 80
alfred bewdered that they won't go at all but split the
difference and kick rite srateu and tumble old man Jus.
tice Gracious knows whar.
III give you anuher hitch on'refOrm
And remain yours till death;
JONATHAN SINGLES: