Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1850-11-22
Az EDITOEsA DREAM ON 4 SLICE OF.
NEEDING CAKE.

PsHY~ Aasri SS5sEs RlOdefssteN al supper yon will
lil1elrt Feaea fSssa4t dreams bur il Fou eat TOO
much before lssR down, then look ont tor trouble,
Our brother II ate Esausyiih Indiana, journal
lately sadersas IL sas way, and here Is bis sad ex
PeTisree aesEasn9d, ye eaters of tao much wed
ding cake
With the Wedding notice IN another CO
lumn, we reSsiged from the fair hands of the
Bride pjeossef the elegant wedding cake
todream ~ NJ cll We put il under our pill
low, shut ousfeses sweetly as an infant, and
blessed with 4p easy conscience soon snored
most prodisiaasis The spirit Of dreams
gently TOUCHED US, aud 10 in fancy, We were
married Yes, at our side stood a fair be-
ing the bride ef p week, who looked more fit
for heaven ihaa earth, and az the sequel
prlved We Ssre afterwards sorry Sic did not
belong abovs sad hrl stayed there atogeth-
er. Time few BIZ like dream For nearly
three weeks. she goG Of love seemed to have
taken tie happy couple 10 himself Never
waE 4 httl6rsitok 2 happy II. was my
loys my doya. 'd4Irest. sweetest ring
ING in ear eays eFery momen. we could be.
eaaght fFaai aatinrss. wbich was all the
tiaEe 4 t#as dip We like this novel Ian.
guAge ala t!t fotd earessqs Oh that The
dT3am had born broken oif. here. ana we had
betp left II anticipate sucll joys without an
abby as part to| Pc of cur future history
but ao s9us9 eYil genius placed il in tic
head Of our sneky TO have pudding for din
! neF inst To please her lord In d hungry
drRa'ifsTe sat dpwn to dinner, promising
outselfI desertuf kisses Is WELL Is being
prPmised i desert of pudding We'll the
pudding molqont arrived, and d hugs sliec
almost obsourcd from sight the plate Be-
fore Us
H Nv dear. i said we fondIy, Gid Iou make
tAfs @
-Ycs. loya Amt it niep IN l5sf
n (;lorioast Ii / best bread pulline cyer
tastod thu IT,.
Wits Mah nadaiar tyu.lkytE:, 3s3iagestyd
NH wife IN i
H, obns d.ar@S ~ 5jy,,,y n si.;ng i
alTays WI eI,d b a. : ; ''"' fas'''
N. Gall thtk bread pudding exclaimed
MI n,;fa WIKI III ,,,st,y HI SI;outlt cnrisd
witb c s,o, p's''' r : IT,
\. Ccrtainlf, Nil dear. / seckot I've hadlto
oaH oro,,r,h 4, tI5 Shar,,s,a d lIs,,+o y I.,,,r
br1sJ nn955ya,, lnra 10 III naaal's, +
I'M I. Ippshand s ILL ! ro. III 1naih.a PIN,
n,ad;pp i tN;es' g. hard u make AZ brcad
Haze sr,a i b,ora nvnoysir.Fana 80,
ggSbI ha9tsr r tav Ills II Him rad5ine
sir,n and NV wifs,s pretty browEAushed with
eycitcmcnf 7
II Nv aear nv love NV sve6kv . 'exelaimn.
ediI. soothinrlv. ..do not getI anary. I'm
SIRE It's xerx rood fit i hroaaf nudding !,
I. And, madam. | saw it's brtad puddine .
--effs You mean, Tow wretch, .ffrepiicd my
Wifi, in a Ligh tone. YOU know It il blum
re-. i t-43 TIL
HI Then ma an, it is SO ineanfy put togeth-
Grand 50 badly burned, That Fhe old 10y.
himself would hot know it. Fl will not be
contradietad in inv own fouse| it is bread
padding and thu meanest #kindIat tlat.,'
!. It is plum pudding shrieked my wife,
as She hurled glass Of clarctH in Inv face.
tle glass itsclf tapping tie cl4ret from l nv
mise
H. Bread pudding p gasred /, pluck to Tie
lakt and CRASHING roast chicken hy the
left leg A M
\. Plum faddihg roseaboye ttIs dip, is
| Pad a distiaet peFccpti i of feeling two
piates smash aseTqss my hcad
hfe2a Pa4ding WeAgrqahed ~ rage.
as lAe CHICKEN iq't 2ar-h.aad, a4 tl lying with
sMlll wig aefosf 'he fabts, la4aed .tn Nad-
III n ,, BOSOM i.
ia.l t,s'auiPe l'soaaqsf !lltf WIFI sfy
WHIT y, ,Sas%abn i"noE;,ing H. ~ IL, -
al A. = XII w. llt II Pafs
uRon our White Fest
.,'Bread pudding forever" Shouted we in
defiance, dpdaiBg the sopptureen, and in our
agility upsetting the table ana falling be-
meath is eontcuts
Plum pudding !" yelled Eour amiable
spouse, as aoticipg our misfortune. she de-
teFmined p leePsus down byI piling. upon
our head the dis hes with no gentle hand -
Then in rapid succession followed the war
cries Hhusn pudding " shrikked she with
every dish. as il 10 give it Emphasis and
force
" Bread. padding in 'smdthefed tones
came up from the huge pifa inrepy Then
it was PLAN pudding Hi raEEd Succession,
tile last cry growing feebler. tSll lust Al /
can distinttIy reeoilect. it hadI grown to a
whisper mum pudding!a rksounded like
thunder. f,iIowdd BIZ a tram4nddus crash
as my wife ltaped upon tile ptle Nth deli
cate feet and commenced iuinplfir+ up and
thank heaven. aToke. and
titus saved INV life.
We shall never dream On Wedding cake
again--tllatis the moral
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fnERiN rIomsEg.
: The feHdEing is a singular circumstance
related bgsas farmer The late Cdinmodpre
Porter, weesl envoy Of the United States at
Gpn=tantludpie, had a horse cured Of the