Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1850-1854, 1850-08-02

ANOTHER PAPER MILL IN WISCONSIN.
| machinery for Paper Mill at this place of the
best order, has been purchased, and the building
will be commenced Immediately and completed in
season to set the work in order this fall.--Belou
Journal.
THE New PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH in this
town was dedicated on Tuesday. Pews have
been sold in it to or quite 50, 800, and be-
fore they are all disposed of, will doubtless reach
figure higher than the cost of the building
ID.
STEAMBOAT PRoPRlEToRs.- companies
responsible for the loss Of a mans head? Messrs.
Harvie & McReynolds have commenced suit
againstthe steamboat A. ID. Patchn. in behalf
of the widow of Henecke, the German, who was
killed on board that boat last week. Damages
| laid at $4,000
u Judge Mcclure made a very reasonable
request of the members of the bar, at Pttsburg,
lately He said: 81 hope gentlemen engaged in
divorce cases will not allow their clients to call
! upon me-the females especially. They annoy
| me; and besides, their manner of proceeding is
/ very improper"
| SALT PETRE.-All questions as to whether this
article will explode are put to final rest by the
late fires in Brooklyn and Philadelphia
| DECLINES A RENoNI1NATIcN.-Lon John, of
the Chicago Democrat, now member of Cong
ress from that Congressional District, declines
| a denomination.
"Consttutionally tired" is now the polite wav
of expressing the fact, that man is naturally
lazy. We live in remarkably refined times
New CHURcH.-A large and handsome Church
edlflce, for the Rev. Mr.. MITER's Congregation
mas been commenced on the Northeast corner
| OF Milwaukee and Oneida Streets. It's to be of
brlck' % feet front by lo2 deep, % feet in the
| Clear with roomy basement for Sunday School.
&c. The plan, which is very neat one. was
furnished by Mr.. Mygatt. The cost Of the
Church. with organ, bell, &C., will not be far
from y 5000. The building is to be enclosed
this fall, and IS expected to be ready for occupa-
ton early in the Spring.-Au Sen.
Three students at college met an aged coun-
tryman, and wishing to have little sport with
HIM, thus accosted him. The first said, Good
morning, father Abraham The second Good
morning, father issac,' and the third, g Good
morning, father Jacob" The old gentleman re-
piled, am neither Abraham, Isaac nor Jacob ::
but am Saul the son of Kish who went to seek
his fathers asses, and 10 /! have found three of
them.
n
lucky, which is too good to be lost Whilst ma
king speech some two years since, a rowdv
fellow Missed him. Immediately the cry. turn
him out, turn him out, arose from various parts
OF the crowd. Just at the time an ass near bv
commenced braying, when the Governor remark
ed 10 the audience 'let him alone, gentlemen. his
1ather is calling him and he will soon leave.''
A clergyman whose turn it was to preach in a
church banpnpinU to
fore the session room fire to dry his clothes and
when his colleague came in, he asked him 70
preach Tor him as he was very wet "No. sir
| thank you,' was the very prompt renlv
preach YOURSELF you will be dry enough in the
pulpit"
what an unfortunate situation for a HUNGRY
put oashlul man, at an oyster supper, is seat
between two beautiful girls---one with sparkling
black eyes, Jet ringlets, androsy cheeks and lips,
the other with soft blue eyes, sunny tresses and
snowy neck-both laughing and talking to YOU
at the same time.
HE GIRLs.-They think of hylnen, and thew
can't help signing. When their lovers forsake
them they can't help crying. They sit at the
window and can't help spying. To get each
beaux they can't help twisting and twining, and
tying. They screw up their corsets, bring on
the consumption, and can't help dying.
WoMAN's w1T.-An elderly lady, telling her
age, remarked that she was born on the . End of
April. Her husband who was present, remark
ed, always thought you were born on the first
OF April. People might well Judge So res
ponded the matron, "in the choice | made Of
husband"