Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-06-27

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drr;ng that time have maintained high charac-
ter in almost every part of the globe Tor their ex-
traordinary and immediate power OF restoring per
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease to which the human frame IS laDle
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of certifcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge OF an untImey
crave after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
Sad utterly failed and to many thousands they
bova permanently secured that uniform enjoy
,,,o,,t af health. without which life itself is but
nartiaI blessing So great, indeed, has their
ea;cacv invariably and infalibly proved, that it
bas anneared scarcely less than miraculous to
tl,osa who were acquainted with the beautifully
nb;Iosonhical principles upon which they are COM
bounded, and upon which they consequently acl.
r was to their manifest and sensible acnon III
purifying the springs and channels OF llfe, ana en-
DUNG them with renewed tone ana Vigor' llia'
thew were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernicous quackerles which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl;
rTNEc are purely and solely vegetable; ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Ant1mOny, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral, IN any 10TH
Wbstever. They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants. the virtues
of which, though long known to severai Inulan
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharhiaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown 70 tne
IGNORANT pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in so happily etticacous
q combination.
The first oneration is to loosen from the coats
&c the stomach and bowels the various mpur-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened fteces winch collect
=; tbo convoIutions of the small intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these' anu leave
such collected masses behind to produce napituai
Costiyeness, with all its train OF evils, or sudden
Diarrhoea with its imminent dangers. 1hls tact
;s yyaII-known to all regular anatomsts who ex-
anime the human bowels after death /; and hence
the prejudice of these weIl-nformed men against
the mack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
rTNEc is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der and. by this means, the liver and lungs,
the heaIthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. Inc
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart beinu thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the svstem and triumphantly mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallble.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd
kind; Flatulency. Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADAcHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish, as natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhna and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the ubncatVe Sc
Sretion of the mucous membrane.
Fevers OF all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of perspl-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all Intestinal obstruction in others a
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known 70
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and ligaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enng the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dslodging from the turnngs
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma anu COuSuUlpblUl1 Dy AOlO''H -
air-vesses of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, If not
removed becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scuryy, Ulcers, and InVeterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MED1-
CINEs give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
viii effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking Improvement in the clearness OF the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. AS remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is wel-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGter1d Medacd
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured IN
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nomced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible, by any human means
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found a safe, speedy, and GER