Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-04-18
IN MANY THOUSANDS

fect heath 10 persons Sui1eTuiS uh''OI hN"'.'
kind of disease to which the human frame ls haple.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of certicated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untlmey
grave after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enjoy
ment of health, without which life itself is but
n martial blessing So great. indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and mfalibly proved, that il
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
,b;osonhical principles upon which they are conf
bounded and upon which they consequently act.
II was to their manifest and sensible action In
ourifvino the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name
Unlike the host of pernicious quackenes which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl.
CINES are purely and solely vegetable; ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arearic nor any other mineral, in any form
whatever. They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown 10 the
ipnorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered III so happily ethcacious
combination.
of the stomach and bowels the various lmpun-
ties and crudtes constantly settling round them;
and Tn remove the hardened ffPces which collect
in the conyolutions of the small mtestlnes. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habltual
Costivepess with all its train of evils, or sudden
Diarrhea with its imminent dangers. This fac,
is well known to all regular anatonsts VINO eX-
anime the human bowels after DEATH and hence
II. ,cOr, A,1nan i,1ct
the ouack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys and the bad-
der and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the heathfu action Of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them and nourished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infaIlble.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind; Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE HEART
BURN, lEADACHE, hESTLESSNESS3 ILL EhfEhJ
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, as natural consequence OF its cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
Of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubricative Sc
sretion Of the mucous membrane.
FeVers of all KINDS by restoring the blood to q
regular circulation through the process of persPi-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution Of
ell Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDJCiSEs have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently IN three weeks
and Gout in half that time. by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and liganents Of
the joints
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnngs
of the bowels the Shiny matter TO which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-Vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDl-
CINES give to the blood and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, salIow, cloudy, and
other disagreeabIe complexions.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure Of Salt Rheum, and
striking Improvement in the clearness of the skin
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even i'll the worst
cases.
PILES As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compant for upwards of TuIRTY-FivE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medicd.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time after his recovery had been pro.
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to return of the disease-a cure by these
nadicines 10 nermanent-TRY THEM. BE