Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-10-03

public for period of FIFTEEN YEARS, and
during that time have maintained high charac-
ter in almost every part of the globe for Their e1-
traordnary and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of cert;6cated instances, they have even rescued
.,eFs-ora from the very verge of an untmeIy
crave. after all the deceptive nostrums OF the day
"a Utterly failed and to many thousands they
havs normanentlv secured that uniform enjoy
ment Of health, without which life nseh ls oot
a partial blessing. So great, lnoeeo' mas ulen
efficacy invariably and infallibly proved 'ha' II
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous 10 ~
those who were acquainted with the oeaununy
philosophical principles upon which they are conl-
nounded. and upon which they consequently act
n was tn their manifest and sensible action In
purifying the springs and channels of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone ana Vlgor, tnaI
thew were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of perncious quackenes wn,cn sI
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE mED1;,
CTNES are purely and solely vegetaoe; anu
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mnerai, In any .orIA
whatever. They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from are and powerful plants, the virtues
of which. though long known to several lnoan
tr;bes and recently to some eminent Pharmaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown 70 inc
;cnorant pretenders to medical science ana were
never before administered in 80 happily efncacious
combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various lmPun-
Ties and crudities constantly settling round them
.nd to ramove the hardened faces which collect
:; tho convolutions of the small intestInes- Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce haDltuaI
Costiveuess with all its train of evils, or sudden
D;srrbpa with its imminent dangers This fact
10 weIl-known to all regular anatomsts VINO eA-
anime the human bowels after death ana hence
the prejudice of these we-informed men against
the quack medicines of the age: Inc secono
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE ME1D1-
CTNES is to cleanse the kidneys ana tne Didu-
der and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthfuI action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs 1he
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
Of the liver and lungs before it passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be nfallible.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL EMPEK'
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels eostive within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubrcative ss-
sretion of the mucous membrane.
EeVers OF ali Kinds, by restoring the blood 10
regular circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently IN three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and lgaments OF
the Joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnngs
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MED1-
CTNFS give TO the blood, and all the hunors
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin. and the morbid state of which Occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, salow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and a
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even IN the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is we-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteria MedfcG
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured IN
avery short time, after his recovery had been pro
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible, by any human means
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy Other medicines leave the systen
subiect To a return Of the disease-a cure by theSe