Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1850-1854, 1850-05-24


yc Cor pc. od of FIFTEEN YEARS, and
dIrine that tirne lave maintained high character
n ar9ost every mart Of the globe for their exraor-
snarv and immediate power OF restoring perfect
heaIb to persons suffering under nearly every kind
of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
nr ,artifcated instances they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge OF an untmely grave,
after all the deceptive nostrums OF the day had ut
terly failed and to many thousands they have
permanently secured that uniform enjoyment Of
health, without which life itself is but partial
blessing SO great, indeed has their efficacy inva-
rably and infallbly proved, that it has appeared
scarcely less than miraculous to those who
acquainted with the beautifully philosophical prn
cipes upon which they are compounded, and upon
which they consequently act. Ii was to their
manifest and sensible action in purifying the springs
aud channels Of life, and enduing them with re-
newsd tone and vigor, that they were indebted for
their name
Unlike the host Of pernlciOus quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable and con-
tain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor Arse
niC, nor any other mineral, IN any form whatever
They are entirely composed of extracts from rare
and powerful plants, the virtues of which, though
long known to several Indian tribes, and recently
to somo eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gstier unknown to the ignorant pretenders to
medical science and were never before admins
tered in so happily eflicac;oU5 a combination
The first operation is to loosen from the coats Of
the stomach and bowels the various impurities and
crudtes constantly settling round them and to
remove the hardened faces which collect in the
couvolutions of the small intestines. Other modi-
ciues only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind to produce habtual Cosve-
ness, with all its train of evils, sudden Darrhpa
with its imminent dangers This fact is well
known to oil regular ANTAGONISTS who examine the
human bowels after death and hence the preJu-
dice of these well informed men against the quack
medicines Of the age. The second effect of the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES is to
cleanse the Kidneys and the bladder and, by this
means, the liver and lungs, the heathtul action of
which entirely depends upon the regularity of the
urinary organs. The blood, which takes its red
color from the agency of the liver and lungs, before
it passes into the heart being thus purified by them,
and nourished by food coming from clean stomach,
courses freely through the veins, ronews every part
of the system, and triumphantly mounts the banner
Of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing variety
of human diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are well known to be intal-
Ib.e:
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the frs.
and second stomachs, and C.oating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd kind
FBATULENCY, Loss Of appetite HeartburR,
Hea9achc, Resfiessness, U-temper, Anriety,
LaRguor, and Mei1HchoiY, which the general
symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish, as a natural
consequence OF its cure.
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length of
the ntestnes with "A solvent process, aud without
violence: all violent purges leave the bowels costiye
within two days.
DiarrhBa and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubricatve seere.
ton Of the mucous membrane.
Fevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process of perspi.
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks, and GOVT in half that time, by removing
local Inflammation from the muscles and lgameHts
of the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enng the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found "a certain remedy for the
worst cases of GRAVEL.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma aud Consumption, by relieving the
aIr-yessels ofthe lungs from the mucous which
slight colds will occasion, and which, if not re-
moved, becomes hardened and produces these
dreadful Diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-.
CINES give to the blood and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other dsagreeable compilations
The use Of these Pills for =. very short time will
effect entire cure of SALT RHEUM, and
striking improvement in the cearness of the skin.
COMMON COLDS and INFLUENZA will
always be cured by dose, or by two even in
the worst cases.
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
aud obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. It's we'll known to hundreds in
this city, that the former proprietor of these vau.
able Medicines himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards Of THIRTY 1--WE YEARS and
that he tried IN vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medicd.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which is
now offered to the public, and he cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nouuced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible, by any human means.