Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-07-25
IN MANY THOUSANDS

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kind Of disease to which the human frame ls liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
ofcertificated instances, they have even. rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimely
grave. after all the deceptive nosruins Of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
: have perraanently secured that uniform enjoy
ment of health without which life itself is but
n martial blessing. So great, indeed has their
efficacy invariably and infaibly proved, that it
& baa anpeared scarcely less than miraculous to
tbosa who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
bounded. and upon which they consequently act.
II was to their manifest and sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels OF life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and yigor, that
they were indebted for thhir name
Unlike the host of perncious quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI.
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown TO the
ignorant pretenders to medical science; and were
never before administered in so happily eftcacious
combination.
The first Liberation is to loosen from the coats
Of the stomach and bowels the various impure
ties and crudities constantly settling round them;
and to remove the hardened fRces which collect
in the convolutions of the small intestInes. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habtual
Costiveness, with all its train of evils sudden
Diarrhea with its imminent dangers This fact
is well known to all regular anatomlsts who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
L
the ouack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI.
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood, which takes it's red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system and trumphantly mounts the ban
1er of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are wen known
to be infallibe.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind; Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TRMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length
OF the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence; all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days
Diarrhga and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrld fluids by which these complaints
occasioned, and by promoting the lubrcative Sc
sreti0n OF the mucous membrane.
Fevers OF all KINDS, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of persp
aton i'll such cases, and the thorough solution. OF
Ill intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
,ure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
md GOut in half that time, by removing local
from the muscles and igaments Of
he joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ming the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
DELIGHTFULLY."- on these important organs, and hence
ave ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
f the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
reatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
ir-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
ven slight colds win occasion, and which, if not
emoyed becomes hardened, and produces these
readful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
ne perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI.
INES give to the blood and all the humors
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex.
)ns, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
ed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
ons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
Lher disagreeabe complexions.
The use of these Pills for very short time
i'll effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
rking Improvement in the cIearness of the skin.
ommon Colds and Influenza will always be
lred by one dose, or by two even in the worst
ases
PILES As remedy for this most distressing
nd obstinate malady, the VEGETABLEL LIFE
[EDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
1t is weI-known to hundreds
this city, that the former proprietor of these
aluablo Medicines was himself afflicted with this
'mpaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
lat he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
thin the whole compass Of the Materia Medica.
Ie however at length tried the Medicine which
now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro.
,unced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
'ssble, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Iedicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER
in remedy Other medicines leave the system