The Yazoo Democrat. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 1844-18??, 1850-09-05
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ALI classes from the diteher to the statesman.
seem to combine against this most useful and
as we think most honorable, honest and benev.
client class. The Doctor may stuff your hide
and stomach full Of offensive drugs, make you
blind OF cripple for life, 50 he charges you
twice as much as you are able 10 pay, and then
generously offers to leduct the interest, if you
will pay the principal, he is a noble, generous.
lfellow-saved your lif5. IF grocer sells you
bad victuals or a butcher piece of"dead cow
he is a"cunning dog" hell make fortune If
jocky puts blind or a spawned horse on
you (here we speak from experience) he IL
sharp a brier." Indeed any and every body
else may swindle and 1t IS taken in good past
except the Lawyer, and perhaps the newspa-
Per-man. The Lawyer may save your proper
| ty from the clu ches Of some infamous Sound
rel, regtore TO your family comfort and plenty,
rescue your 'good name" from tie GUIDED
attacks of calumny and if he, with muca 6esi-
Jalion and embarrassment names. a very =n1!l
ee as a consideration for his services he IS
lhard-featured, hairless Shilpck, and "Tray,
Blanche and Sweetheart join the bue-agd ~.
not imagine. Never such thin heard d
as Lawyer being sued for SANDER, rarely lor
assault, or divorce and never prosecufes pr
son Tor revenge, and in thousan. 9 of instauc"s
nave refused TO take fees even, in such cases.
Who ever heard of a salesman refusing to re-
ceive pay for an article that did not equal the
representation, or Doctor for killing patient
when he meant to cure hint
We will draw a parallel. day or two
'ince an old lady called in at the Office of one
# our F. F. physicians leading dispepiic,
: allow faced urchin by the hand which she
"wonted the Doctor to kore." TIE Decor,
hough he knew it 10 be hopeless c1se, when
! ne old lady asked him, with rn,st lugu rious
! depression of counten4nce. ''Can you 80 any
i, -Img Doctor for my pos boy!" repi4. 3" b
ges, madam, I've seen much worse cases ...n
rs" Flying around The Office all he willie IS
i in search OF some life restoring G ixer On
he same day an old man, will we'll worn suit
" IF cOuOnace, with red eyes, Plir of ~p.ctacIes
e and arm shorter than the other, having
r oeen bro6en, took to one side limb of The
N Law, whose hand began Immediately to ich,
tCAPSCllHR Iccs Inc Oiu scHiFuldH beghH
B. xhibiing some old greazy papers I'D eee1fs-
Al I'd in rather prolix manner, how h. II 4 ben
r duped and swindled. The Lawyer heard, via
n only an occasional gruntor exclam tiion of sur
prize at the extent of the vilany which had leeI
;, practiced up the old man, and then told him
cindidly that he coui render him no assistance,
=" hi case was hopeless one, in which the Courts
> could afford no relief. And we are justified in
1t spying tina, at least a dozen Law have givsn
10 the snme opinion 70 the same gentlemen, and
e thus saved him from p,yitg isr-- les I'd
e, ieav costs, TO their own damagonsuz.
y Who is the ccveres1 man, the Lawe -. e..
$ Doctor! Well, that same conci aciau~ LtF-
If yer, is looked np'n as one Of n shrewdest,
= keenest rascaIs in all ,hls couu,rs and wien
he passes nan in he street, il &c CO. = : 10
have a biscuit in bis pocket lac ily5 uu,.7ily
puts his hand on it. While The Doctor can't
Mt rifle by house wi hin five miles around, 81 hut
oy receiving Senisons from all the Old men,
ed whose lives he has with much skill md e:
us difficulty saved al the expense of iha Il -.,-,
err whose premature birth wss occasispee prsh p,
as by the mismanagement or neglect Of DE ply
as stefan.