Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-03-07


ter in almost every part of the globe for their ex-
traordinary and immediate power OF restoring per
feet health to persons suffering under nearly e'ey
kind Of disease to which the human frame is liaDle'
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of certi6cated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimely
grave, after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed ; and to many thousands they
b,ya nermanentlv secured that uniform enjoy
n,ent Of health, without which life itself is but
martial blessing So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and mfallibly proved, that it
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
tbosa who were acquainted with the beautifully
nh;losonhcaJ principles upon which they are COM
nornded. and upon which they consequently act
n was to their manifest and sensible action In
nurfvino the springs and channels of life, and en-
duin1 them with renewed tone and vlgor, that
they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeries which
boast If vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
cuNEs are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
areanio nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever. They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several lndian
tribes, and recently 10 some eminent paarnaceu-
tical chemists, are altogether unknown TO the
ignorant pretenders to medical science ana were
never before administered i'll SO happily efhcacious
q combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impur-
ties and crudites constantly settling round them
and 10 remove the hardened faces which collect
in the conventions of the small intestlnes. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
sucb collected masses behind to produce habtual
Costiveness, with all its train OF evils, or sudden
Diarh9a with It's imminent dangers. Inns fact
10 we'll known TO all regular anatomists who eX-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-informed men against
the quack medicines of the age. Inc second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI.
CINES is to cleanse the Kidneys ana the Dad
der: and. bv this means, the liver and lungs,
the heaIthfu action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs The
blood. which takes its red color from the agency
Of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through tie veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallble.
Il n
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL EMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGuoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, as natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels cosve within two days.
Diarrhna and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubricative Sc
eretion of the mucous membrane.
Feyers of all kinds, by restoring the blood TO q
regular circulation, through the process of persp-
ration III such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all Intestinal obstruction in others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and lgaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder: they operate mos,
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnngs
of the bowels the Shiny matter TO which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels Of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MED1-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations
The use of these Pills for very short time
win effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and a
striking mprov ement in the clearness OF the skin
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. AS remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. II is weknown TO hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of TTIIRTY-FIyE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medica
lie however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured in
a very short time, after his recovery had been pro
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scOurge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER