Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1850-1854, 1850-10-18
Our Foreign Policy and Foreign Bluster.
Discussed by the British Lion and American


Eagle.
AMERICAN EAGLE (meeting British Lion).--
Good mornin to you old Teller. Your lookin
spry. And so you ort. You feel proud of your
SELF don't you? Oh in course you do. The
thought that we've bin behaven brave, and no
BILE, and ginnerous is aplesent one to chew upon,
amt it? Oh! you're magnanimous beast, you
arc, aud have just bin shown yourself such
that's fact. There's none of the cur in your
natur, is there? Oh no! Not the least mixtur
in you of the coward and the bully
British Lion: What the deuce do you mean?
American Eagle. Oh! you've bin actin fine
part toward Greece, han't you? going to war
most with that air great and powerful nation, tor
little more but to recover debt for that sorter
British subject, sorter Portuguese, kinder Jew
Don Pacitco.
British Lion: Come, none of your chatting.
The honor of England demands that the small
est wrong offered by whomsoever, to the hum
blest of her Majesty's subjects, shall be redress
ed.
American Eagle: Now, you cantin, oraggin
onruthful old loafer, have you got the face to tell
me that air? When know, and you know, and
know that know, that let the worst injuries be
done to any EN-, by them as you think you
can't afford to quarrel with, and you'll pocket
the affront like dollars, and eat humble pie as
fast as buffalo-hump.
British Lion: You are speaking in joke, of
course, but really cannot allow you to continue
to use this language. 1t won't do.
American Eagle: | in a joke never was more
serious at a camp-meetiEg, | tell you You
can't allow me to talk so! Ishould like to know
how YOU are to hinder me, you clustering old
ouadruped Won't do? 1t will do, every word
on it and I'll prove it, and make you swaller it
in spite of your teeth, as easy "a I'd give my old
mare a hoss-ball.
British Lion: Well, vel, II shan't let you
put me in passion.
| American Eagle: No Iexpect you won't; OF
If you do, You'll shut up your feens in your own
| buzzum tight You'll tie the valve down, you
will, and keep your steam in; and hope it won't
bust you. And now, as all your Queens sub
iects is to have their part took agin the world,
how about that air niger Of yourn, as was hauld
out of one of your merchant ships, only because
he was niger, and for no other reason on airth,
byour free and independent citizens, and lock-
ed up in the common goal whilst the vessel stop
ed in mort. accordn to law in such case mace
and provided, at Charleston, South Carolina,
U.S..
British Lion: Diplomatic negotiations are now
| in concentration, with view to remove an ono
maIv which. trust will not continue to exist
much longer in the relations between Great Brit
ain and the American republic.
American Eagle: and if your diplomatic nego
tiations fail, you'll send Admiral Parker and .
fleet to blockade New York, won't you? You'll
sieze all the craft you can catch off Long Island
till such time as we learn to respect the persons
of your blessed niggers. But would mt you
have done all this long before if New YORK nae
been Athens. and Pacifico the niger imprisoned
at Charleston? Oh you are all awful lion to thu
weak won are: but there amt lamb milder t
them than is likely to show you the smalles
fight Punch.