Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-05-30
TN MANY THOUSANDS

kind of disease to which the human II "i''o Az ~
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certi6cated instances, they have even rescued
suaarers from the very verge of an untiiiieiy
rra,e after all the deceptive nosrums Of the day
PA utterly failed !; and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
,',,,t df health. without which life itself is but
,,art;al blessing So great; indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infallbly proved that it
bas appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
tbose who were acquainted With the peao'nuny
philosophical principles upon "hleh lley ai1 oo
ppn,,ndad pn"d and mon which they consequently act
r. ,,.os 10 their manifest and sensible action IN
nu,;fvino the springs and channels OF HE, ana en-.
-, tSam with renewed tone and vlgor, tha'
thew were indebted for their name. til,
Trn,;l, q the host of pernicious quackerIes Wnlcn
hoast of y vecetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl;;
Grxrtc aTe purely and solely vegetable; ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, ~,
Araanin nor any other mnerai' III any .oih
whatever. They are entirely composer oi eA-
tracts from rare and powerful plants' the virtues
of which. though long known TO seVerai ol inula"
tribes. and recently to some eminent Piidiinooeu
t;cal chemists. are altogether unknown 10 the
;onorant pretenders to medical science ana were
pever before administered in so happily efhcaclous
q combination. n, -.
The first operation is to loosen from lle coa.e
&c tlo Sto,nach and bowels the various lmpurl-
ties and crudtes constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened ieces Wihch coliec'
in the convolutions of the small ntestines Otier
medicines only partially cleanse these ana leaVe
snch collected masses behind to produce habltual
Costiveness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
D;arrbpa with it's imminent dangers. This tact
is well-known to all regular anatomlsts VINO en-
anime the human bowels after death ana hence
the prejudice of these well-lniormed men against
the ouack medicines Of the age. Inc second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE mED1-
CTNES is TO cleanse the kidneys ana the Dad
der and, by this means, the hVer ana lungs
the heathful action OF which entIrely depends
anon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood. which takes it's red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs before it passes into the
heart. being thus purified by them, and nourished
nv food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the pan
ner of health in the blooming cheek,
The following are among the DISTRESSING va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE.
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallibe.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind: Flatulency, Loss OF ArrETITE, HEART
BURN, HEfDACHE, REsTLEssNEss, 1LL-IEMPER,
ANXIETY, L.NGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms OF Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as natural consequence of It's cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intesnes with solvent process, ana
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive withntwo days.
DiarrhHa and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricative So
eretion of the mucous membrane. :,
Fevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood 10 a
regular circulation through the process OF Perspi
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all Intestinal obstruction IN others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known TO
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and hgalnents OF
the Joints
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enng the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms. by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the shiny matter TO which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
ajr-yessels of the lungs from the mucous winch
even sliqht colds viii occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scnrvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDl-
CTNES give.to the blood. and all the bumors
Scorbutio Eruptions and Bad Complex.
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptve complaints, sallow, CLOUDY, and
other dsagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and a
striking Improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured BY one dose, or by two even III the worst
cases.
PILES. AS a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation 1t is we'll l-known TO hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor OF these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried i'll vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medica.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured ID
very short time after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
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