Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-10-17

public for period of FIFTEEN YEARS, ana
during that time have maintained hlgh chai"0
ter in almost every part of the globe 1or tleli eA
traOrdinary and immediate power Oh restoIlhS per
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame Is haOle'
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certi6cated instances, they have even rescued
s,Garers from the very verge of an untlTney
orava after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
S,d utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enjoy
uent of health, without Which NE ISe1 is put
,,a-,;aI blessing. So great, indeed has their
oe5cacv invariably and infalibly proved that II
80 .nroared scarcely less than mracuoas 70
tLosa Who were acquainted with the DeautIuiiy
philosophical principles upon when tney
rpn,,,,5ad and upon which they consequentiyNac''
+ ,ras to their manifest and sensible acton In
nrrf,no the springs and channels OF lie, anu en-.
duinG them with renewed tone ana Vlgor' tn"'
they were indebted for their name -,
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeres wnlcn
boast nf vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl:
rTNrs are purely and solely vegetable; ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Ant1mony, nor
Arsorio nor any other mineral, IN any 10TH
HbsfevepI They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to seVerai Inuan
tribes, and recently to some eminent Pharlnaceu-
IGNORANT pretenders to medical science ana weIo
never before administered in so happily eiflcacous
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various ln1purI-
Ties and crudities constantly settling rouno theih
ond to remove the hardened faces which collect
in the convolutions of the small intestnes' Olher
medicines only partially cleanse these' anu ieaE1
srch collected masses behind to produce haOItuaI
"a RF
Diarrbna with its imminent dangers. Tins fact
is weU-known to all regular anatomlstS who ex-
omre the human bowels after death ; and hence
tbe rreiudice of these well-inforIned men against
tLo ouack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE mED1-
rTNEc is to cleanse the kidneys and the olad-
der: and, by this means, the liver and lungs
the healthfuI action of which entirely oePemus
upon the regularity of the urinary organs Inc
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes INTO the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
treeIv through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infaible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy BILE instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulencv. Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, lLL-IEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms OF Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length
of the ntestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhna and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricatlVe Sc
sreton Of the mucous membrane.
Eevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process Of PersPl-
ration in such cases, and the thorough sOiuliOh vi
all intestinal obstruction IN others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known TO
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and igaments OF
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy Tor the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dslodging from the turnngs
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vesseIs of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, If not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humOrs.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions. by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin and the morbid state of which occa-
sons all eruptve complaints. sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even III the worst
cases.
PILES. AS a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation II is well-known to hundreds
in this CITY, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of TmRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteriG MedicG.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and ne was cured III
very short time after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.