Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-07-11
IN MANY THOUSANDS


feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of certificated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untmeiy
grave, after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enjoy
mont Of health, without which life itself is but
martial blessing So great, indeed, has their
aa;cac,, invariably and infallibly proved. that it
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
,hosa who were acquainted with the beautifully
nb;losonbieal principles upon which they are COM
oounded, and upon which they consequently act.
II was to their manifest and sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels OF me- ana en-
DUNG them with renewed tone ana vigor' tha'
thew were indebted for their name
Unlike the host of pernicious quackerles which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI.
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Areonie nor any other mineral, III any form
whatever They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
tcal chemists are altogether unknown 10 the
ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in SO happily eticacious
combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various lmpur-
ties and crudtes constantly settling round them;
and to remove the hardened fteces which coHect
in the convolutions of the small intestInes Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habtual
Costiyeness with all it's train of evils or sudden
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers. This fact
is weII-known to all regular anatomlsts who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-informed men against
the ouack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
ETNES is to cleanse the kidneys ana the Dad-
der /; and, by this means, the llVer and lungs
the healthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood. which takes it's red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourlshed
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and trumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, lLL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days
Diarrh9a and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubrcative Sc
SrstiOn of the mucous membrane.
E6VHrS OI All Minus, Dy restoring the DiOoo 10
regular circulation, through the process of persPi-
ration III such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDJcINEs have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks.
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and ligaments Of
the Joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dslodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vesses of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will OCCASION, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
Oreddful diseases
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood, and all the bumors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which Occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, saow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable complexions
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. AS remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
1t is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medica.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedv Other medicines leave the system