Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-04-04

,er in almost every mart of the globe for their ex-
traor]inary and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame IS iiaDe'
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certificated instances. they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untnely
Grave. after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have nermanentlv secured that uniform enjoy
msnt of health, without which life itself is but
n martial blessing So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and mfallbly proved, that it
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the Deau'huhy
philosophical principles upon which they are coin-
pounded, and upon which they consequently act
r was to their manifest and sensible acton IN
n,r;f,.ro the springs and channels of life, and en-
du;ng them with renewed tone and vigor, that
they were indebted for their name
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeries whlch
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl;;
CINES are purely and solely vegetable; ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlm0ny,. nor
Areenic nor any other mineral, IN any form
whatever. They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to severai indiah
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown to the
never before administered in 50 happily effcaclous
q combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various mpurl-
ties and crudites constantly settling round them
and TO remove the hardened fiRces which collect
in the convolutions of the small intestnes. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habltual
Costiveness, with all its train OF evils, or sudden
'hSt fact
is well-known TO all regular anatomists who ex-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these wel-informed men against
the ouack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI-
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der: and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the healthfuI action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs The
blood which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourlshed
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the vEGE.
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be iAfnlble.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stOmachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrld
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGuoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
COstiVeness by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence; all violent purges leave the
bowels costve within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned and by promoting the lubricatve Sc
sretiOn of the mucous membrane
FeyerS of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation through the process of perspi-
ration III such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently III three weeks,
and GOut in half that time, by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and ligaments Of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found u certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodgng from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter To which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving The
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvv, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa
sons all eruptive complaints, salow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and q
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even IN the worst
cases.
PILES. AS remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well-known TO hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compant for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medica.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured ID
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scOurge of the western country these
Medicines will he found a safe speedy, and GER