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New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09
WASHING MADE EASY,

THIS GREAT SECRET, u disclosed i1 ta- Agr.l u4p
BE- " ,as Ws.es Cure J-erls.-grce 81 esun. Pat,
-s1ea 1y FJWLERS 4 WELLS
FL ADNAW 81 Sasssl r. Ssp--Yors
DENIOyAL.-H , DODGE and Fl A BOGEKT
IL nae removed 70 : Va. r. PRIME. blfdirg - .
SOAP FOX THE WEST INDIE-.-A4 80 =
- 10 r-for -1afy All Frcr puf a. be- Al
s-zec Boxes -rd Tals s5sp rsla.a - .a.9e srd
1rrE1 hare I1 any cllzl-- Aso P4ieut C.nd - Of a..
f-z-s. manufactured b. WAGEK HULLS son
al To- 10 snt lio Cn1 q
l EAkN CELLAR-.-MeFchanta AID otber. -rog-
l. l-c win wet esky cellars hics are errcy render.
g .ol pafAEy-iy have hen p-rmsrenty re
BY IL su'scrher with Ceue-f Concrete a. 5ut fe more
oocel scows ard rstea1 lac hem u Der.b-
NJ f01r 0r I've g-srs, VII AZ a housard No uocry
expected lll4 s.1s.1cl0r yrFen Eess u ref-frcce
given, where wurk nay eXaulD-d a. Wclk warrsied
-u-irg ~ ne " ne sC1scrb-r. wv a sIAOSTOS
ri ~ II Assss--ll brooshn-
WILLIAM BURGER a. ais dag sssocisss4 yin
W L-n GkOkOE l. hESDRICkSON ard JOHN
HALL c crgg oa.lress VII hereafter - conducec u
der ihe nrl Anc n4e Of WILLIAM BURGER CO.
e w.
S)50 00O TO LOAN o. BOce and Mortglse On
t5~cU OOU rea sstste IL tbs CRY add Broosiyn 10
IN a@-H- -
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09
SCHOOLS.
SCHOOL FOR BOYS,

NIEssRs CoarNGs TAYLOR hsying tsken the
A'lschoo formerly under the charge Of J q Brown
and German language. the West Point Mathematics, BOOK
tesgns ne 9rdnsIy Easi'h orseebs' D,s"ins snd yo,
hole time 0f he teachers Will devoted heir In
For further particulars inquire leo Hicks
Tue Summer viii commence on no ls Of Msy next
a. s,eod. 5 o TAYLOR, A N
IRYING INsTiTUTE.-LYOSs C.as.cal and
Commercial Bosrdln g-Sehool for Yoars Cenenieu-Ir
Ens lnsuue, F-rOtO~u, Se~-York WILLIAM P
LYON, An Principal and Proprietor.
Tbs lnsu'lrOu founded by present prupr eiOr
al has been in successfu operation under his scage-
nsnt hf twelve year. pest None but bosrdefs are 70
ciyec The number u pups has usually rsnged between
81 zad y, u ages varying from % H. Thess divided
nIo four ~ more Classes under experienced and efficient
1t0s and tie constant supervision Of The Principal AID
constantly and thoroughly instructed every 6rsoh o
Classical aid commercial sducauOu. The Principal de
yotes hns-f y s Ts-Oeang u ss pupi. and alone
Tarryo~n distant ba, Is mile. from Hsv.Yora and b.
visited seyersl TINES day BY steamboats, All b. of
/ ~ Hudson River Railroad
To promote ease grace and erecnes. Of carriage ard
general neath'ol development u the physical system he
Principal has iluOdnced cOurse % elementary iafy
instruction, In soeordsce win ihs o. ) Iahan,y seies
under thai superior lScuelHn COT w W Tom pains ofNY
To moral fare d yo1h beng ala aye consideration
Of the asst pOrulnee 10 eci u sonciude with III
Inc szutary aaasrcs u moral and feHoas principles boz
Tiihog; interfering Al a. win he eces u particular De
To- PrineiJa liberty resrr 70 Distinguished geo
-msn Nto have psirOnlzed hs School blI dreams unne
cesszr7 - enossss himself 70 ~ % ectOu Of nsnes ~
~ MSS -1u0n IS vel kaOwn Ia New Y0Ts snd -se~ne5e
TIE Pnseips determined hat instructor N al branch
60 star DC mos ,rcrouRh elementary Prize rsceiylog
rat sfct a.sr-on ~hc- heir PsTsDo41I importance de-
I uls11s.
For additions. Information apply he Principal a. ne
/ I1sglgLr
Pro.peeuse. MAJ DO olaizsa a. Can. Austin < Co.'S
5ooEsors rs Broadway Kayrors bookstore = BOwery
and 81 s=ycra' u - pfincpz Hotels. MI zzNfx
| SCHOOL FOR BOY-.-PersOus d.sirous d p.ac-
sCrs lrir zoe Al good school, where he cnaoris Of
home nay be re4 z-d ard pans spared ~ then
happy znd 1dTanes h= n their studies sleo per arnun
nay address. Posrpsid ). l. RICHARDS Greev xich c.
winch vi meet wIIh prompt snsnron References
| changed mis- lmTThkSs
ROARDING--CHOOLF FOR BOYS Al Ds1en.
| DCorz-FREDERICK " HEEKER Pnnei paL-Thls
lSHialon e very pleasantly situated sDouI niles
* = ~ age of Sanford and easy Of By the n
az y ~ Railroad Terms s75 per sessiOn y! q weeks
oeh-lclg he - q Nay Circulars containing psricB-
a. n- oe Tad q James S Gillespie Pearl 81 and Al
/ 80 - 6oot store, . bO~erv. ~ -
/ NIX. CHARLES DUNCAN.-n Charles Duncan
500 Of ne ess Andrew Duncan Esq soLciLor be alive
enc VIII apply 70 Mr. DElGHT0S, Symondsirn
Snsnesry .1s, London, be VIII bear Of something 10 hls
Advantage. he 6or sore yeas a HarbqTg snd va.
~.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

xJS0 00O TO LOAN % Boce an1 horgsxe On
c~cOIO OO rea sslste IL tbs CRY add Brooslyr in
SUNS % SUI Apply II N.sssa-st basement oxes d
scoE osis~ Plsst a =.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09
ANTHONY D sLEECKER AscUore',
DERtNrT0RN SALE or REAL ESTATE

L ANTHONY J kLEENhkh ~ ne We, co~i.s n
change tl lc' Gay 81 Alr a. T. Oeoc2, ne sr % ~
conc cuet Gnln czy to day unul closed
Ou s.coLlt % Jeiln J. Psnler Esc. specL fet- .let
lie Nc-fh American Trust BOD hansinr CO.
~ Il safest story hrcs hoase and orck stss@
I'D - 'front.' ~ &C., IA feet On ou@ SIDE IS oI q.
ltf.r--crut ; 81. 80
So p pesr.l-S s,ors br.c1 house lot - 'eo ~ -
rcng So .,..
~ Duane sti .,ori birch use 10 . feet ~ sl'1
s. See m7r.-rrrt $50 49,
NJ -, Msrkspisce-3 sory snek s0uss - 'eetey il3
s.. .j ono s.le, - Ia c,her-rent elth ..,..
~ 10 Fu'tor 81 - sCry brick Noe :, re ~ :. i4'
1u- &c. SD 81. i.e ohcr--leut sew
Nos 2fA 81. 81 80, ~, Icn'n-et ne1Meo4 rNs
avenue an, Ayvnus 81 . ~ sas--rent go 4 -
No. ls6, lss. Ion FfstsveaueS story eFiek hof ca
sirsf svcuus-iots 6'sNSS-S5So -
SEQ o. eva st-S s;oty brick sog>lo - by irt 4ses--
r-ut-S7up -
ia - la ne Seventeenth Wsrlsee msps-sgyvestrt
a lts between Ef.tas SRI Seventeenth and ~ heent
as end Avenue A-srs rlsp-Dy sOu.
lots on SlNhst snd IN Eigbth-si between Afeaats
All G. map
- iot~ One atiud eIty thl at hsS~c~s
Tenth a Eleveg. N avenues
WtLlfAMsBURGd
.t.ason \ Thrl - \ g1uItA-st aud Fi0hsl Waa ssv
arsl wooden houses 49,
s a,s ia par. 90 soas I,iIi and Ff'''s wns'xo
I-.,.- a,,paes BRODhLNN
lt Jos. ca Cl.r' Msrt-1 snd Ballc sts
3 lo,. on Cpumbs AID Cranberry running thronsef -
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

u-lmsn, deceased. A. Great NCIc1 AcguacSl1Ik
ioWuship. f.ssaic courN. NrSJ er.~y nc sh -ri
next gr-s disposed Of Al private - = of which notice
be- sir-n-s sms hrm " about seven scf-s WIN gooc
house a SORES high Containing no roors viii kiicnea
80 .a-t-c. l.rE- open garrrl and DRY good tsn
- prem A11 vel " good near ~ coCr AZ
4 FZu-.Y Of fruit Possession immediate xt-r the
F0r -srcu lArslncur- u henry GRIGG 90 ne prem
81. or OF THCs J. WHITE. le5 kssexst N-S-fOrL
IT, ABOVE. foTurrly lie properly cf Mra oafsh 40
barcuu WI - so grl-r Agreement for he o~nclt Of
NJ Wa srcctu AID ciber cr-cii3rs slh eci % NOR
ssE- Cf So e. 0er CERT "a u ace N1ch LAY
ru-au zee opron ~ -1e prchasrl AZ crarc- ior b
" SRA Aso a. ~ sa-r -1e ard pace, ~
s5cs sslng u o1e horse. ur-e c1Es, oo= better. VII
plurV Az n ltrcss ara 1ols-lu1 flr-ul- r., c4lss
of csrp--s o-s 1-d1l-g hs--sts cna-s -at-s 5l7a-s
1.als sinv- slc rNlr-s cracsefF, cob
lra A. olrel a--el-s A. 1t of eS-Y 80 o.
WE--. THO NHlrf-. EKccllo-
K CHlsWELL- Alcl0r-er
- % rrI.s
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

20 mummy IOcslF1 N MlddIriOwl, LOun- WIIhIn d
- minutes walk Of The Railroad leading 10 Ne~-lOIk
snd Boston The house II tsslely ard Substantially built
IL Allan siyle. iron yer utzhr and contains IA
rooms TIE oi cuuars about hsf and Il stocked
wiz variety q fuit an Ornamental shrubs
81 N 10; sold prsse sac by he lot Ma viii tr
offered suction. For further Particulars inquire Of
sarr 70 Nssssu-s y Y. or Of l. " Starr he prem.
Sc G.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

AZ Hiding BITES IN Ill III pNoN NJ IN
D-Suato between the Albany Post Road aud the hiset,
At Dcarusn be soa At Auction on the Silh Ap,l. AZ no
Merchants Exchange, by COLE 4 Chiffon, Apc'
fouers The distance Iom The city by me Hudson Aisef
Frame h eenagrs " al hour The iareis NE sane -
t1 Doubs Ferry ard be cVTnued quarterly OF y ns
year pant Of iLs properly ronung he water wai %
sni In village lots sud 10 plots on ne Upland TO suls pn
lhs-srs The premises now being ladfu panie' ere
.mpiov.d The views commsnding aud heannIaL en1
Ih- position perfectly healthy. Tho feuy With PierVAi
.f,rs communication between This point Gea hs
oprls.ia shore the Hudson River and hoe
RAILROADS. The nsghhurh0od 10 most excellent ine udlnt
hs mnedht" vicinity the country seats " Nesss Nssh'
ulIun irving Ambrose q kngs.and, Gen. fanldnG Ars.
Go llrd Jones' hessra Henry sheldon James Ha'qNce
tut George schuyler beside the residences VI many ren
4elntn belonging 10 Wooich sier County. e
Seventy i've per 81 he purchase money may eenian
0u bond aid mortgage for further particulars spplca1N
msv be- made ~ The Station house ON The premises M
GO W. DEARMAN. Al Broad 81 TO q SACClftt
1r a. the Aucioneers Office, Wallst where maps n sc
pr misses bee Al The trains OF the Hudson tats
Rs road stop AT Desrmsn and gentlemen who w,ultsys
h- premises may ste The cars AZ Chambers 81 al Nh
J. lt and + N Hud leave Deaunan returning al y -
4 81 aid I - 5 -, and lo y M ti
y B-Persons wishing 10 buid Tor The Summet zen
purchase private slo very liberal terms on sRses
tOu ~ above. m1J SAL 60 Ii
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

I'M u
II 20 pn1uss ferrv W--rr--t-r CO. hal hours rid-
- rom New lork OF ne hucsou River Railroad
barr rsrage l0ls@ ara tue garden attached For further
particulars inquire ne premises % a. Jog broad-.L 81
A,lNs 81 NJ CALEB
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

g. LOT FOX ~ALE.-A valuable 20 on Amos-.t
A. so ve- 20 Green " cl ave-ae and Jefferson
Msrsrti Jog ~ feet 'front.' 81 feet r-sr ard = f1- &
inches deep Terms very tsFelaa.-- Agpv - Ct-.fb
rncr--f or.o iaffw-l " r LEW = 67 WaL-rL
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. FOR BOYS, al Dsrlen.

W. HEEKkR Prnci PAL
isstAnon very Pleasantly situated niles east
* = ~ age of Sanford and easy Of By the
az y ~ Railroad Terms s75 per sessOn .! q weeks,
eo-rcng The H. q Nay Circulars containing pertlcB.
a. r-y oe Tad o. James S Gillespie - Pearl and Al
E----rs soot store. g BO<erv. a5 Ia
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

&tHOOL FOh BOI-.-PeTsOus desirous 81 n.a--
eJrg lrir sons a. good schooi here h foris Of;
nome nay DC RAJ &ed ard 70 pans spared make then
happy ana zcTance h= IN their sfudles GER annuu
nay sdfress Posr2sd, ;. L. RICHARDS Greey xich c.
winch vi meet wIh prompt Attention. References ex.
changed nnfg irnrTbkss
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

one spacious mansion Auowa 90 tns xAE,as2
tpg on ieaie g. Mansion and Albf1v Sc AVID Duehe>s
Avenue mo IL about Is feet square, piazza ut snt
r.sr TWO stories with baseHen sHd attic and brisk ssbie
JAMAICA.
Que iarm IA he town ~ Jamaica ~ La acre. Nso, y
acres ca Sprng Greek ana s ~ fresh and al
meadows ia al 100 acres IN dwelling house a1d cut
buildings. ILtlbl nN ~ ssfs
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

IN PURSUANCE ~ AZ ORDER 4 he tt- ful- County
~ Nee flfs llr- hereby % al p-rson- having ca-
JOHN SMITH he ~ r CO u Nes fofk uarr-fte
her -nre 40 H-nf ne " N-V fora of
Gay q J1nr aeTDatsl New iors the sEth day
Of December. ~
~ 49,. ELZARYIH sMIIH- Aln.n-. tr.L--a
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

H. VIRTUE 10 an ORDER of Anre Ho's~- f-1 snrf ts
ib- Count, Of pefsls Olans 49, ef tl NNih;
SMITH s- OFF mo CTS ni hfJ'A1u -sA '"ff .''' t-'
A. au fo ethlt Nth tho tHf, .u Jul
SIN tu ou~ l-,~as~i. it as nl'r nf
IA Ha So q Myrtle avenue ne Cay of bfooA9u or oeou
tb. ,-tb laf o MAJ Ds'st Br1otbH, Nv a. $50
joins e.. SMITH.
} CONkLIN HANENs. Executors
- Iax1rs JOSIAH I SMITH,
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

II ~ issuance NJ order OF the Surrogate Of the Coeny
lN-~ iak Nocs hereby -o All parsons having calus
EMELIsE YOUNG At@ VI TIE Cy Il N-~ You i-=ss
With voucher thereof the sgb-cbef
r-sseuce 10 no Caton place The CITY u See fofa
July Dated Se~ h-
las of January. HENRY YOUNGs. Adnns'r>tor
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

N-OIICs ~ DlsTKBUTIONNo hereby tvsu that the
haiqe remaining proverbs oi tf- sac oi ic reel estsr
I ANDREW sUliEN ate Of ne CF 81 N~s lors. irtss'
e.ta'e .try order I'D che Surrogate - The tcua
i.r. hy Nsrcy ST. Mu-u AirnsfrstrH oi al snd 90
credits o the sd ntr7taie VII D.
res Tie sa imou, The ciofs OF ne ti nrstls
rrop0fta -laCr. l-hls. ins % law, AZ te eui
raa.s 0r,s . New foh. tls tenth taS % Apf
a.. huntred h. ee'en oco,i TIE fore
ao,n OF fhst asy- Dated lSth iy of Fehrrs A II ts
NANCY McMl LLkN. Adm n..trstrK
Per W. Nosros Aror8.s iavtvf
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

iIT ONDEKoi Ore Hon D,vt " us.- Cc.ng J4lss . tae
DCouay Ora.e Notice heetl gvea taa IA s neui 10
az r-fst. ISAAC TOtNnnov or ~ of ne County
tc Pie state OHIO. r-s i-u fehiof sld NAT tnr
b. 'o 'r The sy of h. ehts, unless t~ appear f
ife attachment according Nv thin mouths from
ts sni nat u- payment oi i"ht'
he delivery t hnlr 'r
sag property lshn thu state belonging i n. sna ue
ro.l Stated u.-r.n--r - lsil MDNELl A Ut NNINC.
D Is~4m Alta trei tHrs
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

IS PURSUANCE of oi lie sufrgfs 90 The County Of
tNrS lnrs hereby gwen 20 all bnF claims ~.
JOHN WANNEk ate OF me city of New fors soeas~i 20 Pre-
F0u,h-fs hersf % he subs rh"f, n- store
So m Cfy New Yo beofe september
l.t. u-tt- Dated New fors fth iay OF Marrl i'm
rii iseam- AIENANDEk WARNkk, Ailns'rt'or
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

e FOR -ALE-Ts- stock ara txorss ofe 49,
~ and snelry stOre situated n one Of tie xfszp'
~ 4 horo0ghfsres IN lbis city. Through org -
60 ness, Il VIII be sod 10 the p1rctsser vintv<3f<
AZ Apply 70 Mr.. THOMPSON, Engrsye5 ~ wh'
nGln-at mis- 1p<c1-
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

- ORSAMENTAL VILLA AT CLIFTON

- TO LITTLE anal Jsfory hrics house ho Ehs-
- Fourtsnih-s the corner a. t1urta-av n fi~V
- ~ Union Psrk and suitable or physician 0r DENTS
who rs -uH f-my, aud o good tenant The rent " u
boz reasonable with immediate Toss@sson As0 90 let The
}-sory brcs house and 5 Fourihav one door be-
loN flueeuthst The dwelling psrt VII be let separate
fdrslrel Inquire o. II Waist ffoAi Fec, secoi story
from D. fo 8. M. ~ 81
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09
>. FUa -GLE on 10 EXCnANGE 10

g. fUa -ALE OK TO EXCHANGE for euy
-. fertyA farm u p acre-, 80 being tue
meadow landl situated 10 WeslcAe.tef County. j.
20 % sing and % 10 lie Rive,
AID re Hudson River Railroad. 10 contains good.
house Gud ouiblergs orchards stream OF
In excellent condition IL les The country
u Rev. Or Cgiity. Terms easy IDqure "
aflw+ JOHN HOFFgAN 6S Waist
a. BROOkLlN LOT FOR -ALE.-TWo lot,
r. lie 10rih 81 con- c oxford and AgAnuc
lots on Fulton Az. between LAWrerce AID Bridge
los te ugrhess. corner OF Llmgstou and Bond
tte 1rtt eide ~ Lvng .i0u De. seu Hslo-
vef-p.sce srd N-sIns o. Apply 10
fFFiNGdRM q NICHOLS
s3s-ud- Aunueg-a.-Las &c Nsssau..t Y
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1850-04-09

g. NA>TED-The lower part Of a modern house. D..
H. consist 1ffwo psflors bedroom and hlseIHeL. t
"-~ rr.vsf. fsm.y ~ three adults Location above
X .e-c karst near Broadway Address II. &. ". icast
paid n. Jolie's Muse store $40 Broadway s63r
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-08-08
Strange circumstances.

About fourteen days ago, young lady, resid
ing at the hillside of Montrose, laid out beaut-
ful point lace collar on the green to bleach, and
thinking, as the green was enclosed, that nothing
would moiest her handwork, she left it exposed
during the night. In the morning the collar was
gone, and the sorrow and vexaton felt for the loss
can only be conceived by ladies who have spent
days and weeks in ornamenting similar piece of
dress. A few nights ago, the lady dreamed that
her collar in blackbrd's nest in another part
of the garden and, after dressing herself, was pre-
pairing too see ifthere was any truth in he dream.
She met the servant girl and said, 81 dreamed
my collar was in the blackbird's nest" You
dreamed truly" was the reply. I" for this is it.
took it out of the nest, and it formed beautiful
circle about the eggs"
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-08-08
Singular Suicide at ST. Lonis.

The 81. Louis lnlelligeneer says iha, Ger
man named Henry Lammeri, who resides near
the head Of the Garondelel Avenue, committed
suicide last Monday nigh. by shooting himself
with pistol loaded with ,oater ! In the day
be had bought the pistol, and a, 8 o'clock at
night, while in his broher's room, he took an
ordinary charge which he poured into the pis-
tol. ramming wad down after ii. Then near
ly filing the barrel with wafer he secured it
firmly with second wad, after which he han
ded $5 TO bis brother. with a request that be
would give i. 10 some one 10 whom il was due,
aud rushed into his own room Al the report
of the pistol his brother followed him, when he
found The unfortunate man lying on The floor.
with his upper lip, the upper parl Of his face,
and nearly half Of the skull blown away. The
effeol of the pistols contents were most terrible.
Lammert had been married but four months.
Jealously is among some Of the causes adduced
for his self destruction.
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-08-08
Canine Sagacity.

On Saturday week dog, belonging to gentle
man residing in Chester, suddenly left his mas
ter's house, which ne was not in the habit Of do
ing alone, and found his way to the shop of Mr..
Platt chymist, where he attracted attention to his
necessities by holding out one of his forepaws.-
On examination it was found that large pin was
deeply imbedded in the foot, and this seemed to
have been unquestionaby the cause of his visit to
Mr.. Platt, who had only few days before admins
tered to him dose of medicine; the dog Of course
imagining that the gentleman who had previously
been of so much service to him would now kind
ly act the part of an operator. He accordingly
did so, and after the operation, Bow-wow' wag-
ged his thanks, and returned home, much to the
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-08-08
A Bit of Humor.

We do not relish truths the less for being
occ OCCASIONALLY spiced with liule humor The
following extract from The report Of Commit
lee on Hogs, read before an Agricultural Soci-
ETY. down east" contains some excellent hits:
Again, some folks accuse pigs of being filthy
in their habits, and negligent in their appear
ance. But whether food is best eaten off the
ground, or from China plates, is. il seems to
me, merely matter of taste and convenience,
about which pigs and men honestly differ.
They ought then, to be judged charilably.
At any rate, pigs are no. filthy enough to chew
tobacco, nor 10 poison their breath by drinking
whiskey. And as to their personal appear-
ance. you don't catch a pig playing the dandy.
moi the females among them picking their way
up this muddy village, after rain, in kid slip
pers.
Notwithstanding the he,erodox notions, hogs
have some excellent traits of character. II one
chance TO wallow little deeper in some mire
hole than his fellows, and so carries off aud
comes in possession of more of this earth than
his brehern, he never assumes an extra impor
tance on that account; neither are his brethern
stupid enough 10 worship him for it. Their
only question seems 10 be, is he still hog
II he is, they treat him as such.
And when hog has no merits OF his own,
he never puts on aristocratic airs, nor claims
any particular respect on account Of his family
connexions /; and ye. some Hogs have decen-
ded from very ancient families. They UNDER
stand full well the common sense maxim, "eV-
cry tub must stand on its own bottom"
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-08-08
A Suffering Youth.

Father, | wants a dollar said country boy
"a strapping lad of sixteen, who measured twO
az handles in his stockngs-to his dad on Sunday
night wants buzzum pin amazingly, all the
big boys in town have got 'em but me-
Fudge replied the sire, "a bussun pin ! nom
sense ! You'd better get pair of shoes or new
felt, for dollar, or sumthin' o. some consekwence
but b-u-z-z-u-m p-i-n Pshaw!'
Humph!' returned the Juvenile, them ere
things you spoke on are all well enough in the
fall. Won't my palm-leaf dew for this summer,
and can't go barefoot nowa But, sobbed out
the STRIPPING, / am really sufferin' for buszum
MN z
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-08-08
A Lucky Mistake.

When the surgeon was attending the wound
which confined me, he told me diyerting story
of a young Swiss soldier, a recruit, who, when his
regimentals were making, had procured round
iron plate bordered with holes, which he desired
the tailor to fasten the inside Of his coat above
his left breast, to prevent his being shot through
the heart. The tailor, being humorous fellow,
fastened 1t in the seat Of his 5reeches, and the
clothes being scarcely on his back when he was
ordered to march to the field. he had no opportu-
nifty to get this awkward mistake recti6ed before
he found himself engaged in battle; and being
obliged to fly before the enemy, in endeavorng to
get over thorn hedge IN his way. he unfortun-
atey stuck fast till he oyertaken by the enc
my, one Of whom, on coming up, gave him push
in the breech with his bayonet, twIth no friendly
design,) but it luckily hit on the iron plate, and
pushed the young soldier clear out of the hedge.
This favorable circumstance made the Swiss hon.
estly confess that the tailor had more sense than
himself. and knew better where his heart lay.-
Henry Bruce.
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-08-08
The Fifth Year.

VOLUME FlVE--YEAR FfvE-OF ScorT's
WEEKLY PAPER, PHILADELPHIA-lhe lavo.ile
Family journal, will commence with the issue
Of August 10Th. A good opportunity is offered
persons TO become subscribers, as several i'm
provemenls will be made in its appearance and
contents, The long winter evenings will soon
be here. when family paper is The best com-
panion for the fireside. Il affords instruction
and amusement. and year s subscription
Dollars-ihough less than the SUN paid for
three months schooling, will be Of twenty times
the value. The presence Of newspaper in a
family, is an incentive 10 the young TO progress
in their education. Address. A. SCOTT,
Publisher,
No. ! Is Chestnut Street, PhlladeIphia.
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-08-08

A short Grafton for the Fourth Of July, for
Unprepared OrdtorS.--A western orator being
unexpectedly called upon' at fourth Of July
celebration. delivered himself as follows
Feler ciIzens-the grea. bird of American
liberly's fewed aloft, and soarin' upon the wings
Of the wind, is now hoverin' high DER the cloud
capped SUBMITS Of the Rocky Mountains, and
when he shall have penetrated the unknown re-
gions of unlmited space and then shall have
duv downward, lit on daddys wood.pie, shall
be ready to exclaim, in the grand, the terrific,
the sublime language Of Paul the Apostle. in his
celebrated epis.le to the Aborignes s,--"root,
little pig, or de."