The Evansville daily journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1848-1862, 1850-12-20
WICGLETY wAGGLETAILS.

WoMEN's RIGHTs.-Old GeniIeman-Say,
boy, what's the reason your mother don't sew
patch on your trowserlOons behind there.
and send youout with trifle cleaner face
Boy-Coz she aint got no time.
& Old Gent-Aint got no time! WHATS the
reason she amt ?
Boy-She's busy getting up resolutions for
the Women's Rights Convention. SO she
hasn't a minute TO spare for nothin' else.
exit old gentleman profoundly musino on
'Women's Rights" and the rapid strides of
human progress, and wondering what on earth
people would he getting at next)
The Springfield (Mass.) Republican tells
what would be pretty good story, If true
Inc Republican says that the first time Jen-
ny Lind appeared at the ladies' ordinary at
The Irving House. she wore no comb. The
next day. determined not TO be singular. Jen-
ny wore a comb. 1t was the only one 10 be
seen! The ladies, anxious TO compliment
NJ lie Lind. all appeared with their hair dress
ed as hers had been dressed the day before!
Sum. Houston is recommended for the Pres
nehcy 6y The following Democratic papers !:
LOUISVILLE Democrat Lou.. KY; Louisville
ADVERTISER. ny; Wheeling Zei'ung, Va. !;
Ferry County Democrnt. Pa; Westchester
0ounty Democrat. Pa; Galveston Civilian
Texas; Galveston Gazette Texas.
Lowell MANurAcTUREs.-The are in
Lowell Mass. twelve manufacturing corpo.
ratlons. with capital stock of Sl3.2tOO OO.-
The number OF mills is fifty; spindles. 3d.
94o; looms. 1855; frmaies employed. $500 |;
males employed. 3744; cotton consumed per
week, 65S Oo0 lbs. wool per week, $4,000 lbs
wife. wife what has become fthe grapes?'
suppose. my dear. the hens have picked
them on was Der moderate reply. Hens
hens-some two-legged hens, | guess, said
lne husband WIN some impe'uosiiy; to which
she calmly rel lied, My dear, did you ever
see any other kind p
Western editor announces the death of a
lady of his acquaintance and tOuchinvly adds:
In her decease the sick have lost an invaIu.
able friend. Long will she seem 10 stand at
their bedside. as she was wont, with the balm
demonstration in one hand. and cup OF rhu.
barb in the other.'
A New York paper states that in the poor
house Of that city is a man. dying bv inches
oil old age and neglect. whose portrait can he
Ill III.
IN a painting placed there as an honor 10 an
honored name and relic of the most glori
Gus pages Of American history.
AT The late banquet given by the Mayor of
the ancient city Of York NJ Soyer placed
before Prince Albert single dish. the cos, of
which was one hundred gum .as Probably
it supplied some nice pickings for M. Soyer.
Said lady from the West: "What an un-
commCnto-do people make about Jenny Lind
the swedish knittin' gal! What's niitin'
gal9 My Betsy can knit a pair ofsocks day.
an more"
Three weddings recently took place on the
bridge, at Harper's Ferry. Ofcourse they
were all runaway matches from Virginia
where marriages are Illegal without the con-
sent Of the parents OF the parties TO them.
M. Julien has had "A monster fiddle, twelve
feet high, made for his band. Ii Is called an
ccio basse, and is stopped by pedals acting
on circula: pieces Oh the finger board.
An exchange paper says the girls in som,
parts CT Pennsylvania are so hard up for hus
bands. that they sometimes take up w.t.
printers and lawyers.
am like Balaam. said dandy. on NEE
ng pretty glrl IN passage, stopped by al
angel Aud am ike the angel, said she
stopped by an ass.
The money sent by the Irish emigrants il
America, 10 their starving relatives at home
equals, it is said, the whole OF the Irish poo
rates.
E The Chicago Advertiser intimates tina
some OF the abolitonsts are endeavoring q
steal The Greek slave, and run her into Can
I ada.
Twentysevcn inches Of snow gives thre,
: inches of water, when melted, and the waite
thus obtained is found TO contain ammonia
r which is the cause OF its great scitness.
To be thrown on ones own resources is 4
: be sent INTO the very lap OF fortune for on
faculties then undergo development an
display an energy oil which they were previ
: ously insusceptibe.
ABOUT RiGuT.-A man generally passe
: for all his worth. Very idle is all curiosit
i concerning other peoples estimate of us. an
e all fear OF remaining unknown is not less SC
Latest accounts from California state tina
the people there were "damming " the river
and blasting" the rocks A missionar
ought to be sent out there TO stop such dis
graceful proceedings.
e The improvement Of the cultivation ofth
u egg plant 30 as To grow chickens. is mention
s ed as the latest specimen OF artistic skill.
:, A lover writing 10 his sweetheart, says
i 'Delecttblc Dear-You are so sweet tina
:. honey would blush in your presence, and INC
lasscs stand pIalled"
The Neapolitan Government lave granite