Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-08-22

public for \ period of FIFTEEN YEARS, and
during that time have maintained a high charac-
ter in almost every part of the globe for their ex-
traordnary and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of certifcated instances they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimely
grave after all the deceptive nostrums OF the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enjoy
mant of health, without which life itself is but
nart;aI blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infalbly proved, that il
has anneared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act
II was to their manifest and sensible actlon IN
purifying the springs and channels OF iIe' ana en-.
DUNG them with renewed tone and vlgor, lha'
they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI:
CINES are purely and solely vegetable; ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic. nor any other mineral, IN any 1orm
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
tical chemists, are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders to medical science ana were
never before administered in SO happily eficacious
a combination.
The first operation is TO loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impur-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened fieces which collect
in the convoutons of the small ntestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habitual
Costiveness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
Diarrhea with its imminent dangers. This fact
is well known to all regular anatomlsts who eX-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these well-inforned men against
the quack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI.
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad.
der and, by this means, the liver and lungs,
the heathfnl action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs The
blood which takes it's red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart. being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphanty mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE.
to be infalible.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TERER,
ANXIETY, LaNGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, win
vanish, natural consequence of its cure,
CostiVeness, by cleansing the whole length
Al L
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhna and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubricative So
sretion of the mucous membrane.
FeVerS of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation through the process of perspi
ration III such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all Intestinal obstruction in Others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and GOut in half that time, by removing local
from the muscles and Ggaments Of
the Joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dslodging from the turnings
Of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, If not
becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
The perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin. and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints sallow, cloudy. and
other disagreeable complexions.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
viii effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. AS remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
1t is well known to hundreds
n this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
,ompaint for upwards Of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
hat he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MateriG Medica.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which
s now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
lounced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and Ger.