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Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
Coaxing up an Expression.
"A scene in "a DagueyreOtype ROOm--The ef-
fects of n Kiss

"A scene in "a DagueyreOtype RoOm--The ef
fects Of a Kiss.
A brace OF "lovers" anxious 10 secure the
shadow ere the substance faded, stepped in-
IL a DsguetIeolype establishment iu Clncin-
nalti, recently, n sit for their "pcturs."
The lady gave precedence 10 hei swain
who, she said. had got to be tuck fusI and
real uatyal." He brushed up his low head OF
hair, gave twist or two to hs handkerchief,
asked his cal IT his shii collar stood about X,
and planted himself in the operatOrs's char,
where he soon assumed the physiognomical
characteristics of poor mortal ~ a denlst' )
hands aboht TO paEt with one of his eye teeth.
"NUw dew looA purity" begged the ady cas-
ting one Ot her most languIshiug giances.--
The picture was taken, and when produced
II reminded the Gi,l. as see expressed II, ''lisi
how Josh looked when he got over the mea-
sles! aud as this was not an era IN her SUIT
Or's history particularly worthy Of then COM
memOfaliOn, she insisted that "he should
stand il again" He obeyed, and she atten-
ded him to the chair. "Jnsh" SAID she. list
look like smiin and then kinder doa't The
poor fellow tried TO follow the Indefinite in
junction. "Lai" she said. "Why YOU look
all puckercd up" One direction followed
another, but with liule success. Al last
growing impatient. and becoming desperate,
she resolved To uy an expedient winch she
considered inlaliable and exclaimed. 81 don't
keer, if there is folks around Z" She enjoin-
ed the operator 10 stand ready AT his camera,
she then sal in her "fe,efs' lap, and placing
her arms around his neck. managed 10 cast
shower of fi,xen ringleS. "a screen be
tween the operator and her proceedings, which
however we're betrayed by succession OF am
orous sounds which revealed her expedient.
When this "bilhng and cooIng" had lasted a
few minutes the cunning gi,l jumped from
Josh's lap. aud elspp'ng her hands. cried To
sstonished srlisi-'.N'O,O yOW've got him, put
him fhroiigh -
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
A fact from the Forest Land,

Fon ia Lac, Wis June g. 1850
Permit me to call your attention the FOL
lowing example OF female devotion, exhibit
ed by one OF race Of beings we are 100 prone
10 consider vlndictive. cruei and destitute.
Of the geoter attributes Of humanity. II was
relsied TO me by DIR. Schley. most accom-
pIished physician sud gentleman from Fred
erick City. Maryland on his return from a
northwestern tour, who assured me il was
strictly true:
A Young man, from ST. Louis. engaged in
Logging OF Lake Menomonde. Al The head
Of the Red Cedai, or Menomonde, having
shawn some Kindness TO an Indian girl Of the
Chippewas, who iejoiced in the name OF
Golden Bird" Inspired her with So slroog d
sentiment OF love. that her happiness became
much affected Out Of his presence she was
dull, gloomy and depressed; but with him,
all was life and joy. She forscok her name
and rejoced in his presence. She would
bring rare game, fish, flower, precious stones
&c, and experienced inexptessible pleasure
when he seemed to appreciate her offerings,
She lived upon smiles. aud when lie retired
to his cabin for The night. she would wrap
herself up in her blanket, aud sleep AT the
door uoJl morning. Bot al length the raft
was completed. aud the lime of separation
drew near. He considered il joke add con
graruIated himself upon his approaching re-
lief. With her, i; was an affair of the heart
perhaps a mslter Of life or death.
AT last the raft was relesed from its fasten-
iDgs, and foated slowly down the streams; but
Golden BIrd'' was found opposite on the
hack spriuging from rock to rock, borne on
ward by the wings of love and hope, and al
night when moored she made her appearance
on board, bringing some delicious offering
TO please him whose smis was her heaven
So IL continued until in consequence of the
boldness and abtUptness Of the bluffs, she
could no longer proceed, and was forced 10
remain behind. Alas! for her future hsppi-
ness, What gesticula,ions OF grief and de-
spar! What expression Of hopeless misery
and woe! As the raft ghded out OF sight, she
was sfen on prominent bluff, wildly gestrc-
ulaliug, and alternately rendlng her hair and
weeping most bitterly.
The Highland Mary passing several days
subsequent TO the above, her p .sseDgers OBJ
served forlo:n creature seated On promi
nent point, her iace turned TO the mighty
"Father OF Waters" and learned II was the
unfortunate "GolJcn Bird" vaIny expecting
the ieturn OF him ehom was consecraIed hei
sail" of this world, and her hope IN lac world
tn come. Alas! poor lndIao! What com
mentary npon woman's love, whether found
in the refined circles of polished society, ol
the uusnphIstica' cd abodes of savage life.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10

Goldsmith Surely never was The man OF
.hought aud the man Of action, seen in the
same individual in such striking con'rast.--
His biographers have ofien remarked how
largely and repeatedly Goldsmith drew the
materials of his poetry aud his works Of hc-
ton from himself and his own life. The au
thor drew perpetuslly from the man. But
how saeacious is the author. how incurably
unwise the man. Goldsmith the man, seems
10 have committed every folly and sbsnrdIy,
that Goldsmith. the author. with shrewd OBJ
servsiion and admirable humor, might note
and describe lhem. There are hosts Of men.
il is rue. who think wisely and act foolishy;
but they either lhi0k wisely on some other
matters ihan those in which they ACT foolish
ly, or else the contradiction is occssional.-
In Goldsmith The whole thinking is exactly
exercised on the subject matter of 'he foolish
acting, and the contradiction ~ sustained
through life. His moral charsc,er, beautiful
in paris. is a mere confusion; every impulse
reigns It's hour despotIcaIly; and there are
impulses Of the moment; yet, with calm
and veteran sagacity does the author Gold
smith look down upon his child, and scan and
depict irs foIies. and dry its tears. and re-
prove its wanderings. 10 this point Of view.
we think the biography ri Goldsmith with
out parallel. Fond Of the tavern. IL Is by
no drinking song that he is remembered -
Ciled as rake, and at all events, a man Of
no very strict deme amor, he never employed
his pen 10 promote or defend liceDliousness
he makes no use Of his follies but 10 prove
them 10 real lie he wanted self respec, and
rhe guidance OF moral prInciple; vanity or
his thoughliulness, or mere companionshiP.
or his good nature and keeo sensiblity,
would lead him into errors more OF less grave;
yet 10 all English literature, so boasful OF its
morality. there is no writer who diffuses a
more unaffected love OF truth, or inslils a
higher sentiment OF honor. And in this IS no
hypocracy. lie is genuine Goldsmith with
pen in hand, sslrising folly and rebuking
lalsehood--as genuine as when he enacts
the folly he rebukes. All his outer life is q
perpetual make-shIft; all his inner lie of
thought is pune aud honorable. The two be .
ings 10 one, were never more singularly ben-
ded, or rather say held together 10 continual
and rTedeemable opposition
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
A Aew-Or,eaus Humor.

A correspondent Of the Buffalo Express
writes from New-Ofleaus as follows:
I'VE had pleasant Incident on Tuesday
last, which relieved for little time the mo-
mOtOny OF our quiet existence. Perhaps you
are aware that there Is Ia New-Orleans a
"charltable' association yciepr the "Sheet
Iron Baud" thai Is, they are charitable in.
directly. Whenever an old gentleman, bes
sed with plethora Of purse, who should be
thinking OF closing his earthly matters, man
ages TO buy oI coax some blooming maiden
To marry hlm.or when sume rich widow tar.
fat and iotty," enuees "nIce young man."
To her arms, forthwith appears nOucc Tor
the "Band" To meet al the rendezvous. They
obey the UIdei with ftulicsume aitcrty. are
marsh 'lct by their chef, aud Al dask take up
their line ni march Tor the residence of the
happy pau, armed wIrh lin pans. cracked ket-
ties, tlu trumpets, hDrus. aud IA fact every ia.
strument az sitIcir capable oC producing a
hlrst aud discotdaut sound. Arrived al
The dOmIcIle oi the probably unconscious
couple, their leader gives The signal aud the
"Gonceu' commences with grand overture,
composed expressly foi the Bdud.' lmag.
Inc, If you can, The rackor, the awful uprOar
which Two or three hundred men can make
when they set TO work with will. 1t is loud
enough TO "vex the drowsy ear of night'
with n vengeance, and sci any brlde ol weak
nerves crazy. The "cuucen" lasts until the
bridegroom comes to terms. i. e. sends oul
check for handsome sum for the Orphan
Asylum. SImehing of tins kind We had on
Tuesday eveuIng. An old bachelor OF forty
five had married a youthful maideo; the
Band was called together and had already
taken up the line nf march. when an envoy
from lhe fnghteued bridegroom met the head
of the conmG bearing cheek Tor $3.50. -
This was satisfactory; the Band gave three
chee's for tue happiness of the welded paIf,
aud the order was gwen ITO the light about
march" Sluce the formation Of the Sheet
Iron Band, they have actually exlotIed $40
900 as donations 10 the different charitable
institutions of the civ"
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10

the gentlemen who was acquainted with the
womsn. Since that time nothing was heard
Of the wretehes until intelligence was recsiv-
ed of the horrid tragedy at the ST. Charles.
The womsn was twenty -four years and
seven months old She had been married SIX
years, appeared to love her husband, and
died chidless, having lately buried her in
fant, aged nearly two years. Caldwell Is as
some thirty years of age and had been lead
ing dissoute life.
The friends of the dead will go tI.is afte p
noon TO Williamstown, where the baggage
and letters spoken Of in the memorandum
left at the St, Charles, are said to have been
left. The letters may throw further light
upon their conduct, and their motives fol
self destruction,--guilt,s shame, fear, remorse
destituton, despair sufCIDE
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10

GIGANTIC STATUr.--A Frankfort Jour
nal states that the collossl statue Of Bavaria.
by Sehwanthalers, which is To be placed on
the hill OF Seudliug, surpasses in its gigantic
proportions all the works OF the moderos-
II will have TO be removed in pieces from tho
boundary where il is cast, TO its place of des-
tlnation and each piece will require l6 hor-
ses to draw ii. The great toes are each halt
metre in length. 10 the head two persons
could dance polka very conveniently. while
The nose might lodge the musician. The
thickness OF the robe (which forms rich
drapery descending 10 the ankles,) is about
six inches, aud its circumference at the bot.
tom 200 meters. The crown Of victory which
the figure holds in its hands weighs 100 quin-
tas--(a quintal Is a hundred pou uds weig ght. J
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
How to get rid of a Neiyhbor's Hens.

lfyou are troubled with your neighbor's
hens the way is not 10 shoot them and send in
their dead bodies. but quickly feed them
round your stable with your owu, and thea
shake out extra straw, ia some empty barrel
or by-plsce. An acquaintance Of mine in
this way collected some dozens OF eggs a, a
slight expense. thereby getting all this profit
OF the poultry without the trouble of keeping
them through the winter. Try IT, IL is too
good business to ;ast Iong. By this plan you
will effectualy get rid of the hens, aud be-
sides this, and The saving Of rho eggs, you
will save your frieod, and having one
more enemy. little planning is as good
as hard work. Christian Times.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
MUSIC of the PACIFIC.

No one can he IA Monterey a single night.
without being startled and awed by he deep,
solemn crashes of the surf as II bredAs along
the shore. There is no CONTINUOUS roar OF
The plunging waves, as we hear On the A Ian
TIC seaboard: the slow regular sweil-quick
pulsatIons OF the great Pscl6c's nesri--roIl
forward IN unbrokon liues. aud fall with sin
gle grand crashes. with intervals of dead ST.
ence between. They may be heard through
the day, II one listens, Ike the solemo un.
dertone 10 all the shallow noises Of the town,
bui al m'tuIghl. when all else IS sull, those
successive shocks fall upon the ear with a
sensation of Inexpressible soemnily. Al 1.-The
All, from the pine forests to the sea, is filled
with light tremor, aud the inIermitIing heats
oi sound are strong enOughto To jar delicate
car. Their constant repentlon AT last produ-
ces feeling something like terror. A Spiilt
worn an weakened BY some sca'hlng sorrow,
could scarcely bear the reverberstIon.
fTaylor's Californian.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
Another Chapter Of Indian Wrongo.
From the Buffalo Express 9th r.

A depu,a,ion OF the Meoominee uin Of
Indians passed through this city yesterdoG IN
their way 10 Washington. The company COO.
sis' Of nine men. Oshkosh. the principal chie(
OF the tribe. being AZ their head. Mr.. Bsuce,
one of The sub-sgenfs. sud cierRymsn ~
boring with the Indians. ACCOMPLISHED chem.
The object of their visit 20 the seat of dow
eminent il 10 procure a aew grant Of land -
Their present location is represented 10 be
wholly insufficient for their wants, and they
are good Zeal ironbled by their near neigh
bors. The Wipnebagoes.
Since writing the above we have learnea
some additional particulars in regard 10 the
CONDITION and purpose ofthese indians. which
impaIis increasing interest TO their case. -
They a,e poor and have been compelled 90
b"r'ow money with which 10 visit Wsshiag-
ton. Captain Bullus. OF The u. s. steamer
Michigan. fniiIg them ~ Green Bay await
iDg boat. kindly took them on board the
Michigan and brought them 10 Mackioac, to
enab'e them 10 prosecute their Journey at ss
liitle expense as possible. These Indians
have been induced TO sell their lands on tho
Wisconsin to the Government, and 10 migrate
Ia the Fal TO lands assigned them in Min.
nesos. The character Of this countfy, they
say. was represented az being very desirable
flshlng sDd hunting-ss well as good land for
agricultural purposes.
Trusting oothe representations made them
Ss 10 the eligibility Of the lands In Minnesota,
aueaty was concluded which provides for
'heir removal there this fall Il seems.
however, that subsequent 10 ,he ratification
OF this treaty they sent an exploring party to
ssit the lands IN question, and they are high
y dissatisfied with the result They report
that they were unable to discover game OF
any description, and the country ss nothing
but poplar swamp, situated between two
other powerful tribes Of hostile Indians. the
Sioux and Winnecagoes They say if they
are forced to move, their small tribe, num-
berlng IN the whole but about $500 souls
will be exierminaied either by the overwbci-
mire numbers of their enemies or by the
want Of food. These Indians have but little
idea Of cuuvatiDg the soil, and live princi.
paily by hunting and fishing. Indeed they
appear The r1ost helpless creatures that can
be imagined, and il their statements are 10
be relied upon, they have been hardly used.
They hope to avail themselves by this miss
ion OF tract Of country somewhere on the
borders Of Lake Superior where they believe
they will be undls,urbed by The white men.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
An Alphabet of shor, Rules.

Attend to your business.
BE punctual in your payments.
Consider we'll before you promise.
Dare to do right.
Envy no man.
Faithfully perform your duty.
Go not in the path of vice.
Have respect Tor your character.
Infringe on no ones rights.
Judge not less you be judged.
Know thy self.
Lie not for any consideration.
Make few acquaintances.
Never profess what you do not practice.
Occupy your time in usefulness.
Postpone nothing that you can do now.
Quarrel not with your neighbors.
Rccompense every man for his labor.
Save something against the day of trouble
Treat every body with kindness.
Use yourselfto moderation.
Vilify no persons reputation.
Watehfully guard against idleness.
Examine your conduct daily.
Yield to superior judgment.
Zealously pursue the right path.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
Paddy,s Reflections on the Treadmill.

An Itlshman, some time ago. was commit
Ted TO the house Of CORRECTION, Tor a misde
meanor, aud sentenced TO work on The tie'd
wheel for The space of a Woni tie o5se'
we'd al the expiration of his task, what gTea
deal Of trouble and bolheration II would have
saved US poor crsIhers, Il they had but m
vented il to go by steam, like all other water
mills: for burn me, if ! have not been aite'
going up stairs Tor this last four weeks. bU'
couId moi reach the chamber III all, At all.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
SPRING 81 SUMMER
FASHIONS
EnR IQ60.

lNhe subscriber takes this opportunity Of inform
ing the public generally that he has just reeeiv'
cd asuperb Plate Of Fashions for the present season
which for elegance comfort ave not sarpass
ed at any subsequent period the reports consits o
two beautiful riding habits. Cor ladies' Also Gents
plain and fancy ydress'together with good assortment
for the Fall and winer ware
70 His shOPIs at the same old stand. at the large
sign, on Broad street. E. HATTON
UT Cutting and Making done on the most approv
ed plan and all work warranted.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
a CAKD.
Dr u FRENCH.

VNTshes TO say TO his friends and the Public gen
w orally that he has removed 10 town and IN
tends to Devote his whole time 10 the duties of his
Profession. The success attending his practice in
this county, for the last eight years must be his
best recommend.
N.B.--fIis Dwelling il situated on the corner nj
Ferris and McCollum, ST., in rear of Court House
his Office he generally carries with him. in tie
shape Of pair Of mammcth Pill }aCs-his fees will
nc reasonable-but little pay required during the
present Administration.
Dec, 18th. 1919. an
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10

Nearly all the great roads iu France are 10
be bordered by trees, by late of the Minis
try.
This is beautiful ldea--one that realized
will grow more aud more beautiful from year
10 year.
Imagine If you can. how lovely would be
our great thoroughfares, our State roads. IL
trees had been left, or set along their borders!
To be a pilgrim apon the highway, 10 sum
mer time. would not then, be so unweIcome
fortune.
Many men have a mighty itching to do
something for their country, aud many patrl-
o,ic bodies have worn our a lung life, a large
pair of lungs and lots Of les,er 10 doing what
didn'I amman, 10 one green tree or one patch
ol shadow spread out by the road side for
The weary way farei.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10

SINGULAR SUIcIDE.--A man named Ly-
ons, committed suicide 10 Lichfield N. H.,
last week; ne bought his coffin, grave clorhe
arsenic aud lsudanum, dug his grave. euclo-
sed 81 TO the saxIon. ordered him to bury his
body, dressed himself in his grave clothes.
took his poison. sod laid down in his coffin.
where he remained all night; but in he NOR
ming hnding himself in the land OF The living.
he hung himself to Tee, whore he was
found by The sexton.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
Coughs, Colds, &c.

Hills Balsam of Honey,
Doctor Moore Essence Of Life or Pectorol Drops
Dr. Cooley Vegetable elixir or cough drops;
De La montersts Vegetable specific. for coughs
colds. and consumption &c,
DR.. Larbor's Extract Lungwort, for coughs, colds
consumption &c.
Dr. Bartholomew Pink Expeciorant Syrup.
for coughs, colds. consumption, hoarseness Pain
in the Breast, whoopiug cough, difficult Breath
ing, in young children. &c. aud host of RENE
dies for all diseases that flesh is heir 10. by
SIMPSON.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10

OSE Of the editors of the Boston Times,
aud Senator Dougl>ss. diped together on
corr bread not msre than ten years ago, 10
Illinois whensie Senator had not red cent
to pay fossiiis breakfast the reM morning
He we then on a voyage in pursuit Of a for
tuoe and honoTs.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10

The Manesslire, an India paper. one day
began its editorial thus: The Gorham case
--d-----n The Gorham case" A few days
after the editor apologized for the unseem-
ing language by saying that during tempo
'ary absence, his paper had been left ia charge
of a clergyman.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10

Some old bachelor must have perpetratod
the following
"Why are pretty women Ike barking dogs!"
Because they show their teeth. but don.t
bite"
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10

ISLANDER The bouomless pit cannot
boast of so foul fiend. Murder is its EN-.
ployment, innocence its prey, aud ruin its
sport.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
BOOK BINDlN q.
NJ. 81. q HIN.

EIAS commenced the business Of TSoOk Bind
I'll ing in Jonesve, where he is IN readiness to
40 ANYTHING in that line, in good style and at rea.
sonable prices.
Nigazines Public Documents. Blank Books, or
old books needing wcovers, Willie boand 70 order.
n. Books Cor binding may be lofta' the Standard
Office, with directions how 70 he bound, and eau be
had at the same place after binding.
Tonosviila Feb 1919.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
Boru WoRRIEp OUr.-"I have broueh

Born WORRIED Our have brought
YOU tins oil until am SICK and tired of u.
said a collector to a debtor, upon whom be
had called at least forty times. You are he!
ooolly replied the debtor. Yes sm,' was
the response. We'll, then you had hetter
40, pfesent il again. There will be two OF
us pleased ifyou do not. for to tell the ruth.
| am sicS sod tired Of seeios ,hA 'deo'ical
bill myself
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
Citu Ageucies.

PALMER. the American Newspaper Agen
authorized receive subscriptions and advertise
Inenis for this paper His Offices are at
BSsToS. = Congress street. >
Nrw York Tribune nudings.
PHtLADELPHIA, W. cor.3t and Chesinut ST.
BALrtuoRE. =. ". cor. North aud Fayette ST.
p HOMAN. is our authorized Agent at Detroit.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
Terms Of Subscription.
Rates of Advertising.

Legal apvertisements legal rates of advertising.
~ Business men in this place, receivs the
paper one year with their Card insented at the rate
of $500 year. by the Carrier.
~ All advertisements mustbe accompanied with
written directions for the length Of time they 10
ae published or ihey will be inserted until forbid,
aud charged accordingly.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10

The whole length Of Telegraph lines in
in the uuited States is about $4,000 miles,
aud they are daily increasing.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
HILLSDALE, SEPT. 10, 1850

had made up their minds for its accomplish
ment in the manner in which il was effected.
The first letter, il seems was written by
Caldwell, but never mailed. Its penned in
good hand, and punctuation, &c, scrupu-
lously correct.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10

A negro in Mississippi. at the request of
his master, drank toast. Whereupon he
gave;
The big bee flies high.
The little bee makes the honey;
The black folks mske the cotton.
The white folks get the money.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10
Flour for Sale.

UPERFINE FBOUR-A superior aliielc
A. fromthe "Cambria Mills" for sale by the barrel
Or pound
1T Buckvhca; Flour aud Corn meal, constantly
= hs,d, sua h'r sale ~ q. w. Undcrwood's.
JN a. ,. HrDEENir.
Hillsdale Whig standard. (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1846-1851, 1850-09-10

A ship owner OF Hsyre Is about to send out
$50 young women to California as novel
speculation,