Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-05-23

trdOrCInary and immediate power vi IeetoIhi- per
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind Of disease to which the human frame Is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certfcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untmely
grave after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
hive permanently secured that uniform enjoy.
olent Of health, without which life itself is but
a partial blessing So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infallbly Proved that il
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with she beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently act.
n w.s IN their manifest and sensible action IN
purifying the springs and channels OF life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and vigor, that
thew were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernicous quackeries which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI.
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic, nor any other mineral, III any Iorh
whatever. They are entirely composed OF ex-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu-
teal chemists are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in so happily eficacious
combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impurl.
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
and to remove the hardened faces which collect
in the conyolutions of the small ntestines Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habitual
Costiveness with all its train of evils, or sudden
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers. This fact
is well known to all regular anatomists who eX-
anime the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice of these welI-infonned men against
the quack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI.
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der and, by this MEANS the liver and lungs,
The heathful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood, which takes it's red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphantly mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE.
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalble.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs and creating flow Of
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, ILL-TEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length
of the ntestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Dlarrhna and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricatve Sc
sretion of the mucous membrane.
EeVerS OF ali kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration in such eases, and the thorough solution Of
all Intestinal obstruction in Others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time. by removing local
Inflammation from the muscles and ligaments Of
the Joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidnevs and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turniugs
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds viii occasion, and which, If not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood and all the hunors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin. and the morbid state of which occa-
sons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use Of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheunl, and
striking improvement in the c!earness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
Recommendation. 1t is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards Of THIRry-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medica.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and cer-