Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-10-24

.e - -, and immediate power Of restoring per-
e., haaltl, to persons suffering under nearly every
IA nr disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certi6cated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge oi an un''fhey
So of,or all the deceptive nostrums of the day
ga ,',tarIv failed and to many thousands they
- norn,nentlv secured that uniform ENJOY
,ant df health. without which life Itself is out
,ar,;al Messing. So great, indeed, mas their
ae;oacy invariably and nfaIliby proved, that II
has appeared scarcely less than mlracuious .s ~ ~
thosa Who were acquainted with the beautIuiiy
nhiIos,nbical principles upon which they are COM
bounded. and upon which they consequently act
II was to their manifest and sensible action III
purifying the springs and channels of hfe, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone anu 'lgor' 'h"'
they were indebted for their name.
Unlike the host of pernicious quackerles which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEUl;;
CINES are purely and solely vegetable; anu
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral, IN any IOrh
whatever They are entirely composed OF eA-
tracts from rare and powerful plants the virtues
of Which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent Pharilidceu-
,;caI chemists, are altogether unknown 70 the
;rnorapt pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in so happily etficacous
combination ~, oo.,,
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various iiiPur-
ties and crudties constantly settling round theIn
and to remove the hardened faces which coiect
in the convoIutions of the small intestines Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
,cb collected masses behind to produce haDituai
Cnstiveuess with all its train of evils, or sudden
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers Il ms ldcI
is well known to all regular anatomists VINO eA-
anime the human bowels after death ana nehce
the preiudice of these weIl-inforned men against
the ouack medicines of the age. me seconu
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE mED5-
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys aiu tno ,- Dlau
der and. bv this means, the liver and iungs'
the bealhfuI action of which entirely depends
,Don the regularity.of the urinary organs. Inc
blood. which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before 1t passes INTO the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourIshed
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the VEINS renews every part OF
the system, and TRUMP phantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalbIe-
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, lLL-IEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, winch
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
DiarrhGa and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned and by promoting the ubricative Sc
eretion of the mucous membrane.
EeVerS of all kinds, by restoring the blood 10 d
regular circulation, through the process OF perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and hgaments Of
the Joints.
Dropsies of all kinds by freeing and strength
eninq the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs. and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst eases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving The
ar-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, il not
EclllONt(, OtCNliiCS
dreadful diseases.
Scurvv, Ulcers, and InVeterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors-
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state Of which Occa-
sions all eruptive complaints salow, cloudy, and
other dsagreeabe compexions.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
Nf cS1I4
striking improvement in the clearness Of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, Or by two even IN the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
Recommendation. 1t is wel-knOwn to hundreds
i'll this city, that the fomer proprietor of these
valuable Medicines himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THIRTY-FIvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materid MeGlicR.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured III
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely im-
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy Other medicines leave the system
subject to return of the disease curs by these
medicines is permanent-TRY THEM, BE
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious FeVers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss OF ArPkTrrE' AND
DISEASES OF FEMALEs-these medicines have been
used with the most beneficial results in cases of
this description - KlNG's EVIL and SCRoFULA, in
its worst forms, yields to the mild yet powerful
action of tbaes remarkable Medicines NISHr
SwEArs, NERVOUS DEBILITY, Nervous Con-
PLANTS Of all kinds, PALPITATIoN OF THE HEART,
PANrER's CoLIc, are speedily cured
MERCURIAL DISEASES.
Persons whose constitutions have OecOlie hil,
na;rsd nv The inindicious use of MERCURY, will
find these Medicines perfect cure, as they never
nS.] - l:s,t EN-, the system all the effects of