Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1850-03-29
IN MANY THOUSANDS


kind Of disease TO which the human frame Is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of Ger, Seated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers rom the very verge oil an utumeIy
grave after al the deceptive noStruns OF the day
had utterly failed and To many thousands ihey
have permanently secured that uniform enjoy
rneut Of health, without which life Itself IS but
a partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and infaihbly proved, that It
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous 10
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are com
pounded, and upon which they consequently act
Il was to their manifest and sensible acton IN
purifying the springs and channels Of life, and en-
DUNG them with renewed tone and yIgor, thai
they were indebted for their name
Unlike the host Of perHiCI1us quackeUes which
boast Of vegetable ingredients the LIFE MEDI-
CITES are purely and solely vegetable; ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Antlmony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral IN any form
whatever. They are entirely composed OF eN-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently 10 some eminent PharInaceu-
teal chemists, are altogether unknown to the
ignorant pretenders To medical science and were
never before administered in happily eticaclOus
a combination.
The first operation Is to loosen from the coats
Of the stomach and bowels the various Impur-
ties and crudtes constantly settling round them
and 10 remove the hardened fFces which collect
in the convolutious of the small mtestlnes- Other
medicines only partially cleanse these. and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habiJual
CostIveuess with all its train Of evils, or sudden
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers This fact
is well-known 10 an regular audtoInlsts who eE-
anime the human bowels after death and heE.cz
the prejudice Of these well-inforned men agalls.
the quack medicines Of the age Ihe --1.l1
effect Of the VEGETABLE LIFE MIDI
CIRES Is 10 cleanse the kidneys ai-C ~ -z---
der and. by this means, the liver End ll-vr
the heaIthful action Of which entirely c@g=-.cs
upon the regularity of the urinary organs H.
blood. which takes lis red color from the ag=-E
of the liver and lungs, before it passes INFO t1e
heart, being thus purified by them, and l1g-slzc
BY food coming from a clean stomach. cy--szs
freely through the veins, renews every Pa- q
the system, and triumphau'ly mounts th- 5-l-
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing Va
riety Of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are vel known
to be mtalbIe.
DYSPEPSIA. By thoroughly cleansing the
first and second scomachs, and creating flow %
pure healthy bile. instead of the stale and acHc
kind Flatulency Loss OF APPETITE, Heart
BURN, HEADACHE, BEsrLEssNEss, ILL-IEGPsz,
ANXIETY, LANCCoK, and MELANCHoLY, winch
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIZ
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Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intes-ines with a solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels cosJve within two days
Diarrhpa and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned and BY promoting the iubncatiye Sc
erection of the mucous membrane.
Fevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, through the process Of persp
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Govt IN half that time, b. removing local
inflammation from the muscles and iigaments Of
the joints
Dropsies Of all kinds, by freeing and strength
eniur the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these in po-tant organs. and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel
Also Worms, by dis!od-ing from the turniEgs
Of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-y esscls Of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion. and which, If not
removed, becomes hardened and produces these
dreadful diseases.
ScuTVy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CIEFS give 10 the blood, and an the huIn0rs
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
IONS by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin. and the morbid state Of which occa-
sons all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations
The use OF these Pills for q very short time
viii effect an entire cure Of Salt Rheun, and
striking Improvement in the cIcarress of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
aud obstinate malady. the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is wei-known to hundreds
IN tins city, that the former proprietor Of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
Complaint for upwards of TIHRTy-FIvE YEARS a; and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Naferia Nedica.
lie however at length tried The Medicine which
IS now offered To the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nouuced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M
possible, by any human means.
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