Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1850-1854, 1850-04-12

Kc ior PEI iod of FIFTEEN YEARS, and
during that time Lave maintained high character
b almost every part Of the globe for their extraor
binary and immediate power of restoring perfect
health to persons suffering under nearly every kind
OF disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of certifcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge Of an untmely grave
after all the deceptive nostrums OF the day had ut
terly failed and to many thousands they have
permanently secured that uniform enjoyment OF
health without which life itself is but partial
blessing So great, indeed, has their efficacy nya-
riabv and infaibly proved, that it has appeared
scarcely less than miraculous to those who were
acquainted with the beautifully philosophical prin-
cples upon which they compounded, and upon
which they consequently act. 1t was to their
manifest and sensible action in purifying the springs
and channels of life, and en- ling them with re-
newed tone and vgor, that Aey were indebted for
their name.
Unlike the host Of pern,cous quackeres which
boast of vegetable Ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CTNES are purely and solely vegetable and con-
tain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor Arse
MIC nor any other mineral, IN any form Whatever
They are entirely composed of extracts from rare
and powerful plants, the virtues of which, though
long known to several Indian tribes, and recently
to some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders TO
medical science and were never before admins
tered in 50 happily etiicac.ous a combination
The first operation is to loosen from the coats of
the stomach and bowels the various impurities and
crudities constantly settling round them and to
remove the hardened fecss which collect in the
convolutions of the small intestines. Other modi-
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind to produce habtual Costve-
ness, with all its train of evils, Sudden Diarrhga
with its imminent dangers This fact is well
known to all regular anatomsts who examine the
human bowels after death and hence the prelu-
dice of these well informed menlaganst the quack
medicines of the are. The second effect of the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES is to
cleanse the kidneys and the bladder; aud, by this
means, the liver and lungs, the healthfuI action of
which entirely depends upon the regularity of the
urinary organs The blood, which takes its red
color from the agency of the liver and lungs, before
it passes into the heart, being thus purified by them,
and nourished by food coming from clean stomach,
freely through the veins, renews every part
of the system, and triumphantly mounts the banner
of health in the booming cheek.
The following are among the distressing variety
Of human diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are well known to be inlal-
hble:
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the frs.
and second stomachs, aud Creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrid kind !;
FLATULENCY, loss Of appetite. Heartburn,
Headache, Resticssaegs, U-tempcr ARricig,
Lqaguor, and MaIaHcb3'y, which arc the general
symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish, as a natural
consequence Of its cure.
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length Of
the mtestlnes with solvent process, aud without
violence: all violent purges leave the bowels coslive
within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acnd fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricatve seere-
ton Of the mucous membrane
FeVeTs of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular crculation through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDIcINEs have been known to
cure RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks, aud GOU + in half that time by removing
local inflammation from the muscles and ligameRts
Of the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enng the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, aud hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of GRAVEL
Also Worms, by dlslodging from the turnngs
Of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma aud Consumption, by relieving the
mir vessels Of the lungs from the which even
slight colds will occasion, and which, if not re-
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CTNES give to the blood and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions aud Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
l.ed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
SONS all eruptve complaints, saIow, cloudy, and
other dsagrceahle compilations.
The use Of these Pills for .. very short time will
ciT,ct entire cure of SALT RHEUM, and a
striking improvement in the clearress of the skin.
COMMON COLDS and INFLUENZA will
always be cured by dose, or by two even i'll
the worst cases
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well known to hundreds in
this city, that the former proprietor of these valu.
able Medicines was himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of Thirty Five YEARS and
that he tried in VAIN every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass Of the MIteria Medica.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which is
now offered to the public, and he cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely I'M