Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-11-07
MOFFATS
Life Pills and Phoenix Bitters.

Lille Il IlLS anu 4 AnWhA% tsta
. These Medicines have now been before the
2 public for a period of FIFTEEN YEARS, ana z
during that time have maintained ngn chalA .
ter in almost every part of the globe Tor tnelr eH
traOrdinary andimmedate power OF re5toring Pcr-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
p kudof disease to which the human frame s liable.
= sbasgsaaIN MANY THOUSANDS ia' ''a'
2of certi6cated instances, they have even rescued
IS sufferers from the very verge Of an untimesy
crave. after all the deceptive nostrnms OF the day
had utterly failed and 10 many snoSsanos s they
u",.. i" oar,nanentIv secured that uniform enjoy
8 @ uas9 r. besIth without which life itself Is but
= ,,.st;aI Messing So great, indeed, mas ther
asioac, inv, ,ar;ably and nfalliby Proved that II
- .Dnaared scarcely less than miraculous 10
,Lose Who were acquainted with the Deaulnuly
nblosonhcal principles upon which they are colll-
oonpded. and upon which they consequently ac
II was to their manifest ana sehs'uo sJ on
purifvipg the springs and channels OF me- anu g"
Su;ng t5em with renewed tone and vigor, that
thew were indebted for their name.
i1nI;ke the host of pernicious quackerles when
hoast nf vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI;;
cTNEc are purely and solely vegetable; ana
contain neither Mercury, nor Antmony, no,
Arsenic. nor any other mineral III any .o1n'
: whatever. They are entirely eonPoSeu -,',A. :,
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
of which, though long known to several lnoian
tribes. and recently to some eminent Pharmaceu-
t;caI chemists are altogether unknown 70 tne
;onorant nretanders TO medical science and were
never before administered in 50 happily efhcaclous
q combination! & J,fv. -.
8 The first operation is to loosen from the coats
&c the stomach and bowels the various impurI-
ties and crudities constantly settling round lneIn
s 5E nd 10 remove the hardened faces when colieet
IN the convOlutions of the small mtestlnes- Ohef
n,adicines only partially cleanse these, and ieaVe
6 sncb collected masses behind to produce haDtnaI
Costveness, with all its train OF evls' OF Dr. shocen
DiauhGa with its imminent dangers lhls iact
;s velI-kuown to all regular anatomsts who e&-
- tl,o b,n,nn bowels after death; and hence
tbe nre;udice of these welI-informed men against
tbe nuack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEUl-
CSTNFc is To cleanse the kidneys and the Diad-
der and. bv this means, the liver and lungs
the healthftil action of which entreiy oePendS
upon the regularity of the urinary organs, Ihe
bood. which takes it's red color from the agency
If tbe liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourlshed
bv food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the ban
ner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing va
rietv of human diseases in which the VEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infaible. . 80
H- DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
2 first and second stomachs, and creating How OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, LII EMPEK'
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, VIII
vanish. as a natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence; all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints ara
occasioned, and by promoting the lubncatIVe &C.
eretiOn of the mucous membrane.
FeVers OF all kinds, by restoring the blood 10 a
REGULAR circulation, through the process OF PefSPI-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution ot
all Intestinal obstruction in others. b. - -
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known 10
cure Rheumatism permanently IN three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing lOe"l
Inflammation from the muscles and hgaments OF
the Joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate most
DELIGHTFULLY."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnIngs
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vesses of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which Occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeabIe compilations.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking Improvement in the clearness of the skin
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured bv one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases "..t .EEl- f#e .+-.-.a
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendations. II is weIl-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of rHIRTY-FIvE YEARS; and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MGteria MedieG.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and cer-
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to return of the disease cure by these
medicines is permanent-TRY THEM, BE
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints,
General Debility, Loss OF AfrkTIrE' AND
DISEASES OF FEMALEs-these medicines have been
used with the most beneficial results in cases Of
this description :-KING's Evil and ScRoFULA, in
its worst forms, yields 10 the mild yet powerful
action of these renarkable Medicines. NIGHT
SwEArs, NERvors DEBILITY, Nervous Con-
PLANTS of all kinds, PALPrrATIoN OF THE HEART,
PAINTERS CoLIC, are speedily cured
MERCURIAL DISEASES.