Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-04-25

during that time have maintained high charac-
ter in almost every part of the globe for their ex-
traordinary and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame IS iiaoe'
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of cart;fcated instances they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge of an untimely
crave after all the deceptive nostrums of the day
had utterly failed and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform ENJOY
,,,,,, df health. without which life itself is but
q martial blessing So great, indeed, has their
ssicacv invariably and mfalliby proved, that 1t
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous 10
those who were acquainted with the oeau'i'uly
philosophical principles upon which they are coili-
bounded and upon which they consequently ac'.
II was to their manifest ana sensioie ac''ou IA
purfying the springs and channels OF me- ana en-.
dung them with renewed tone and vigor, that
thew were indebted for their name. -,
Unlike the host of pernciOus Quackeres wnlcn
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDl;
CINES are purely and solely vegetaDie; anu
contain neither Mercury, nor Antimony, nor
Arsenic nor any other mineral, in any form
whatever. They are entirely composed OF e1-
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtues
Of which, though long known to severai inoiah
tribes, and recently to some eminent Pharmace"-
chemists,
IGNORANT pretenders to medical science and were
never before administered in so happily efficacous
a combination
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various lmpun-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
,nd IN remove the hardened fieces which collect
in the convo,utions of the small intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce haDituai
Costiveness with all its train OF evils, OF sudden
Diarrhea with its imminent dangers. Inns tact
is well-known to all regular anatomlsts VINO e6-
anime the human bowels after death /; and hence
the prejudice of these well-nformed men against
the ouack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI.
CINES is to cleanse the kidneys and the blad-
der: and. by this means, the liver and lungs,
the hea,thful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood. which takes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes INTO the
heart being thus purified by them, and nourlshed
by food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mounts the BAN
ner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
rety of human diseases in which the vEGE-
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infaible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTLEssNEss, lLL-IEMPER,
ANXIETY, LANGUoR, and MELANCHOLY, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, Will
vanish, as natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with solvent process, and
without violence all violent purges leave the
bowels costve within two days.
Diarrhna and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubricative Sc
erection of the mucous membrane.
EeyerS OF all kinds, by restoring the blood TO q
regular circulation, through the process of persP-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all Intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
cure Rheumatism permanently In three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and Egaments Of
the Joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength.
ening the kidnevs and bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnngs
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scuryy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDl.
CTNES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin and the morbid state of which occa-
sons all eruptive complaints, salow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvement in the clearness OF the skin
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two even in the worst
cases.
PILES. As remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is WELL known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of THiRryFrvE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medica.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured in
very short time after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible, by any human means.
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourge of the western country these
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER