Fremont weekly freeman. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1850-1853, 1850-08-24
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latitude; and for longitude, females must even
speak for themselves as chronometers vary.
It is remored that the greatest curiosity of
the age has been received at Woods Museum
It's the gun with which the question is pop
ped. Probably large supply will soon be
made for the use of bashful young men,
Alawyer," said Lord Brougham, in a face
tions mood, sis learned man who reseues
your estate from your enemies and keeps it
himself"
When you invite lady to concert and
she invites four others to accompany her don't
grumble; for that would show you think too
much of good thing is worse than none at all.
India rubber pies are now used at public
tables, because they can be stretched to the
size Of the company.
The Trumbull Democrat says the oman who
has no time to read,'' was seen in that place,
last week, at the circus, drunk! Very likely.
Com. Jones, who distinguished himself in
the war of 1912, as commander of the Wasp,
died in Philadelphia, on Saturday, last
The Albany Express has the following ad-
Observation-Disclosures, an able-bodied Irish
man to hold my wife's tongue-she and 1 both
being unable to keep it quiet"
The postage lost by dead letters at the New
York post-ofice, for the last years, amounts
) TO over half a million of dollars"
The cornerstone Of Grace church was laid
in Baltimore, July goth, and the valuable mat
ter deposited within it was stolen a few nights
!. after.
TUIor 1, isl 20 f,,eo. 49,, .e.,,,oo . l,;Ioeo,b
, ical air, and tell her you are glad of it-you
: only made the proposal to win two bottles of
champagne and an oyster supper you had bet
with a friend who thought you had not spunk
enough to talk of matrimony to a termigant-
, Them's um.
"Vonce, long vile ago, I vent intos mine
able orchard to cline bear tree to get some
beaches to make mine vrow blum pudding
NIT, and ven gets to de tobermost branch, l
walls from de lowerest limb NIT Won leg on
both sides OBJ de fence an likes to sthove my
outsides in"
J, Medicine will never remedy bad habits. 1t
is utterly futile to think of living in guttony,
> intemperance and every excess, and keeping
! the body in health by medicine
: When Haddix's wife kicked him out of bed
= said he. ''See here now! you'd better not do
: that again If you do, it will cause cOOlness p
f Like a bell that's rung for fire; like a care
less auction crier; like, oftimes, a grsceless
, liar, misunderstanding tattlers 60; stopping you
with quaking fear, whispering as you lend an
e ear" Mercy on US, did you hear? Betsy
I Bean has got 6eaui"
$ The first creature of God in the work Of
e His days, was the light of sense; the last was
: the light of reason.
Little6eld the principal witness in the Park
man case it is said has been offered 81, 900 to
travel six months with the wax figures of Park
man and Webster.
n The Cincinnati Commercial estimates the
= present wheat crop at 25, 900 bushels. 1t
d was but 100000 last year-being very
light crop
e The whole force of the troops in Ireland al
i i present. amounts to $4,000.
t 1t is rumored that Prof Webster is about
V making another confession, which will be KEEP
e from the public eye till after his execution.
e In Brown county, Indiana, there are said tc
be several hundred men digging gold, averag
!; ing from to IS per day.
4 "rhe British empire, SIR exclaimed Johr
y Bull to Jonathan, "is one on which the sur
4 never SETS "And one," replied Jonathan
It Gin which the tax-gatherer never goes to bed.
.r "Mr Smith, the hogs are getting into you
e corn-feld!'' "Never mind, Billy, I'm sleepy
y corn won't hurt 'em." Decidedly cool, that
! ! The Cleveland Herald estimates the value
. of wool which will be shipped from that por
= this year at $1,250,ooo.
p There is now strong probability that tht
e statue of Calhoun will be recovered.
e Matrimony is a circus Many noble crea
. lures enter it, run round and kick up fine dust
~ buthow few get properly trained and broketoi'
/ A chaplain at state prison, was asked b,
20 friend, how his paritioners were?
sr 'sAll under conviction" was the reply.
y Dick Greely courted a girl by the name 0
VI Pond, Having quarrel with her, one day
10 he went off declaring that he was not fond 0
P poats although he had Pond full of 'em.
N The white lead manufactory of Conklin
= Wood d Co., Cincinnati; turns out 500 twen
n, ty-fve pound kegs per week.
y Wheat is said to be cheaper in England thi
IN season than it has been before in one hun
dred and fifty years,
In Salem, Mass, lately boy 1 3 years old
assembled bare flag staff so feet high, will
,e no other assistance but his hands and feet.
t Henry Wood, rs years old, havingj just COM
IN out of the state prison in Massachusetts,, wa
/; sentenced To a second term last week. H
e. has spent Al years of his life in prison.
~ " Nine splendid churches are now in cours
:! of construction in Cincinnati
lie Ex-Governor Bebb has removed with hi
a family to Illinois, where he has purchased /
r large tract ofland dbetweenChicago andGalena
le There is peg factory at Merideth, New
, Hampshire, which during the last year turned
- - out $4,000 pushels of pegs. Rather peggy
in The editor of the Boston Post has got da
to guerreotype likeness of the girl that Barne,
l. osLyad 10 1at aloiie