Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1850-11-21

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during that time have maintained high charac
Ter in almost every part of the globe for Their ex-
,raorduary and immediate power of restoring per-
ect health to persons suffering under nearly every
Lind Of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS aeis
..,sc.tad instances, they have even rescued
o',a;s.srs =. from the very verge OF an untmely
crave after all the deceptive nostrnms OF tne day
Rad utterly failed and to many thousands lhey
have permanently secured that uniof. y, enJoy
,,a,t df bsaItb. without which life itself is Due
",,art;al blessing. So great, indeed, has tneit
ea;cacv invariably and infalhbly proved lha' -
has appeared scarcely less than mlraculous
those who were acquainted with the Deauui1
philosophical principles upon which tney are
ppo,,ndad- mud upon which they consequently act.
T. ,,.s 70 their manifest and sensible action IN
,,,r;f;pg the springs and channels of life, and en-
5u;ng them with renewed tone and vlgor' thas
thew were indebted for their name
IInTka the host of pernicious quackerles winch
q. boast nf vegetable ingredients, the LIFE mED1;
CINES are purely and solely vegetable anu
contain neither Mercury, nor AnIlmony ~,
Arsenic. nor any other mlne.ai, IN ny e
Whstever. They are entirely composed OF eH-
tracts from rare and powerful plants the virtues
of which, though long known to several lnolan
tribes and recently to some eminent Pnsrnlaceu-
,;caI chemists, are altogether unknown to the
;gnorant pretenders to medical science ano wefo
never before administered in 50 happily eincacsoas
combination. Eat. .,
The first operation is to loosen from the coats
or the stomach and bowels the various imPun-
ties and crudities constantly settling round them
aud 10 remove the hardened feces which cOnec'
i; the convolutions of the small intestlnes Other
n,oJic;nes only partially cleanse these and leave
.,cb collected masses behind to produce habltuai
- Cestiveness, with all its train OF evils OF Dr. sudeen
Diarrhna with its imminent dangers ms iact
IS well-known to all regular anatomslS VINO eA-
anime the human bowels after DEAN anu "ono
tbe nreiudice of these wel-infOrmed men against
The cnsck medicines Of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MED1-
CrNFc ia tn cleanse the kidneys and the Olad-
Ser and. bv this means, the liver and lungs
tba bealthfnI action Of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. Inc
blood. which takes it's red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before 1t passes lhto lhe
heart being thus purified by them, and nourished
bv food coming from clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system and trumphantly mounts the ban
- ner of health in the blooming cheek es.r
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE-
q TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infalible. s8E4 ss.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and acnd
kind Flatulency, Loss OF APPETITE, HEART
BURN, HEADACHE, REsTL EssNEss, ILL-TEMPEK,
ASxIrTY, LANGUoR and MELANCHOLY, which
% are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, viii
vanish, as natural consequence of its cure,
Costiveness. by cleansing the whole length
of the iIltestines with solvent process, and
without violence; all violent purges leave tho
bowels costive within two days ....sG.
and HhoInro by removing the
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the ubncatIVe So
eretion of the mucous membrane ,,,
Eevers of all kinds by restoring the olooo 10
regular circulation through the process OF persPi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution O'
all Intestinal obstruction in others. .Esa
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known TO
eure rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and Cont in half that time, by removing Local
Inflammation from the muscles and hgaments OF
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enng the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy 1or the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also Worms, by disodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
ar-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which
even slpht colds will occasion, and which, If not
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases '- ~ -- - - -
Scurvv, Ulcers and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LlkE MED1-
CTNES give to the blood, and all the hunors-
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state Of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable complexions.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cnre of Salt Rheum, and a
striking iprov in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza viii always be
cured by one dose, or by TWO even III the WoFsA
cases.
PILES AS "a remedy for this most distressing
and Obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
Recommendation. 1t is weI-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor Of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compant for upwards of THIRTY-TYE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the M0feriG Medie0.
He however at length tired the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured ID
avery short time after his recovery had been pro-
nounced not only improbable, bat absolutely inn
possible, by any human means vas sai
.s9ar1e FEVER AND AGUE.a .sa.
1 For THIS scOuIge OF tuo "eet0lH OV..ne19 shoS0
Medicines will be found safe, speedy, and GER
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the system
subject to return Of the disease cure BY these
g medicines is perrnanent-TRY THEN, BE-
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED. edo
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss OF APPETITE, AND
DISEASES OF FEMALEs-these Heoclnes nave been
used with the most beneficial results in cases Of
this description -KING's EvII. and SCRoFuLA, in
its worst forms, yields to the mild yet powerful
action of these remarkable Medicines NFeEr
SwEArs, Nervous Debility, NERvoUs Con-
PLANTS Of all kinds, PALPrTArIos OF THE HEART.
PAINTER's CoLIc, are speedily cured.
.A MERCURIAL DISEASES. ! y
Persons whose constitutions have pecolilo "in,
pared by the injudcious use of MEkSUsI' S WIZ
find these Medicines perfect cure, as snex n.ses
-. ~ - :ha-, the nanst nnyzerfnl