Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1850-02-01
MOTFATS
life Pills and Phoenix BitterSo


Thess Medicines have now been before the pub
DC loi period OF FIFTEEN YEARS, and
juing that time lave maiitained high character
n almost every part Of the globe for their extraor-
binary and Immediate power of restoring perfect
health to persons suffering under nearly every kind
Of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
Of certifcated instances they have even rescued
HIiarers from the very verge Of an untlmey grave,
after all the deceptive nostrums Of the day had ut
terly failed; aud to many thousands they have
permanently secured that uniform enjoyment OF
health, without vhch life itself IS but partial
BLESSING. So grea Indeed, has their efficacy inva-
riably aud inftlbly proved, that it has appeared
scarceIy less than miraculous to those who were
acnuainted with the beautifully philosophical prin-
ciples upon which they are compounded and upon
which they consequently act. 1t was to their
manifest and sensible action in purifying the springs
and channels of lile and endling them with re-
newed tone and vgor, that they were indebted for
their name.
Unlike the host OF perncIous quackeres which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MED1-
CINES are purely and solely vegetable and con-
tain neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor Arse
mic any other mineral, Ia any form whatever
They are entirely composed of extracts from rare
and powerful plants, the virtues of which, though
long known to several Indian tribes, and recently
to some eminent Pharmaceutical chemists are alto
gethcr unknown to the ignorant protenders to
medical science aud were never before admins
tered in so happily eiiicac;ous a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats of
the stomach and bowels the various impurities and
crudiiies constantly settling round them and to
remove the hardened frees which collect in the
convouons Of the small inteslnes. Other medi-
cines only partially cleanse these and leave such
collected masses behind to produce habitual Costive-
ness, with all its train of evils, or sudden Diarrhea
i, IL
known to all regular ANTAGONISTS who examine the
human bowels after death and hence the preju-
dice Of these well informed men against the quack
medicines of the age. The second effect of the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES IS to
cleanse the kidneys and the bladder and, by this
means, the liver aud lungs the hcaIthlul action of
which entirely depends upon the regularity of the
urinary organs. The blood, which takes its red
color from the agency Of the liver and lungs, before
it passes into the heart, being thus purified by them,
and nourished by food coming from a clean stomach,
courses freely through the veins, rcnews every part
of the system, and trlnmphantiy mounts the banner
Of health in the blooming cheek.
The following among the distressing variety
Of human diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are well known to be inlal-
lbIe
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid kind
Headache, RestLessHess, M-temPer, Anriety,
LqHgH0r, and Melancholy, which are the general
symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish, as a natural
consequence Of its
CostiVeness by cleansing the whole length of
the intestlnes with solvent process, aud without
violence: all violent purges leave the bowels costve
within two days.
Diarrhoea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acrd fluids by which these complaints are
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricave seere-
ton of the mucous membrane.
FeVers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases, and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known to
euro RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks, aud GOU in half that time, by removing
local inflammation from the muscles and lgaments
of the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing aud strength
enug the kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of GRAVEL.
Also Worms, by disodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
ar-VesScls OF the lungs from the mucous which even
slight colds will occasion, and which, if not re-
moved, becomes hardened and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy Ulcers, and Tnveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood and all the humors
ScOrbutio Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptve complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeahle compilations.
The use Of these Pills for a very short lime will
effect entire cure of SALT RIEUM, and
striking improvement in the cearness of tho skin.
COMMON COLDS and INFLUENZA will
always be cured by one dose, or by two even i'll
the worst cases.
PILES AS a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well known to hundreds in
this city, that the former proprietor Of these valu-
able Medicines was himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS ; and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the M1teriG Mcdica.
Tie however at length tried the Medicine which is
now offered to the public, and he cured in a
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nounccd not only improbable, but absolutely i'm
possible. by any human means