The Arkansas banner., 1849-10-09
tFtoss ths Washington UnIOn. fhe eraAd feaf-AGaIn.

be6-aine--A istter from the immortal ZsehsEiah. ieh in aiih, aud jealous aboat all wofks, good oS bod. which hs hsd CT had not had . hand ia. The later. hka everything else from the dear old Fire eatas. spasks fes ise; and as t is his ow eompO- aisionall except the spelling, wording and copying wa sh1il give it verbafwM, ct hteratns, et p0asa- fsa. as saa ANhistisbsuy says h the Pasaoniad:
 In TstE ExpaEss LasE. PAssEs0En Caas,
 Hsek ssaa, all the way from the JsFseyp,
 Coming home, Sept 2, ls4S. My DxAn HgnUfc AoE At the nations of the earth, as well as our InteriOF haviag cf late beea toahlsd with an unqaiet sPist, causing uapieasaDt ssasatioos and making all hands keep Boston time Sos the next alley, as the immortal JosePhashas i wa have aeseemined to bite oi the end Of our tour and come home. in ths 6fst pssee, deer Age. euF cabinet, which We thought something of before we knew them, are as ignorant of geography as old Watsoa was when ha expeeted to have . hne view of Ireland on his passage from Rhode Island to Savannah. They marked oui the route for us to take from Washing ton so Eastern Massehusetts and esine mighty near stitching us over Niagara Fails In the ngbts by way variety. Afieg three weeks travelling, we icuad Ws were farther oG of~ Eastern Msssachasetts by oaa hundred miles thaa when started, besides ha- the unf0rtunase aisease alluded t0 in uFepeech sf Balllmors. which doctors call - cAoiers psOybss esEts s1sistica," for short. We intsnd.d io visit ts soal tatsrsss n Peasylvana. but we were 90 sur fsited with pig iron, pig tall, and pigeofs milk witch is onfy old rye aud nossssea aHes all iheaE slirfing--ws could not spare glance at the bfaek 6famoads whose owners elected us by the means oi Ritmsn sad the native American foreigners Of Schuytkiil and sunday other d.ggins.
 1.-the President Of this republic ever intended to be anything more than the cf spades when hearts trumps he must look tO si interests, and not let his pairi0iis exPend itself upon ron-ore and soft sisae---Andrew Stewart and the American system Co the contrary, notwithstanding.
 By the way, tbis eoahtry is no inngef officially known as ssihe United States" or, ss MT. Calhoun properly has ii, the States unTtedi" is called the yspubiic and Toten and RaBdoph in the blocka- ding squadTon of Round Island, amid ali their de- nuneiatons oG :" ysgrants" and threats of starvation, esli us the President of the rsPSbsic. This b ali right. The RepsbEe, our oTgan, is pretty much ali we can control this continsnt, as the late eiee- tions have so abundanty proven; and the Sfotes vaised" seem io be inclined to rule over and take esse of themselves in their own way. We presume our iocfri0es promulgated betofe election. about inc nOa-use of the veto and the omnpotence and tn. faiiibility Of Congress- have led 10 this assumption of power; but it must be understood thai when we preached that doctrine, we expected the wings 10 have the control of both Houses of Congress. Ash is now uncertain about the result in the lower House. and as the Sensteis fixed democratic iaet,' we propose to amend our creed, and exait our veto power as high as our itlusrlOns predecessor (Geh- eral Jaekson) ever haisted 1t. The veto, then, will bs used with looseness, gehtiems0 Congressmen. and 10 ,alsiake; and every time you veto one oi cur officials we shall veto one your internal laws. and be darned to you. When you flung cheese pas- ings, we can shower down lew herrings' heads; and if you want to try us on our obstinacy, begin with yons birds egging, and in the language ot General Macbeth, of the Fusiliets,
 Damned be he who first cries, holdr'
 Rumor-who has many tongues, and who, on ac- eoaDfof her being female woman, we are bound to respeci--has pretty strongly hnted. since our absence, that we the cipher of the government. We'll we are the cipher but we inted hereafter 10 be the cipher at the right hand ot unit, and not At the lrft and then we think we can qualify the whole six by making Mzty-Ao'ss power whenever we please, without calling in Old Whitey, whose back is 90 sore, and whose tail has been so inde- gently plueked by the ladies' that he considers the priyaie station the post of honoT And he is right. Oh, that we were him, and he were we! We can now appreciate the remark Of Richard, Duke of Glister, which Fenelon recosds beautifully in bis Hely War
 "A horse! . horse!
 My kingdom for ussrs."
 The Republic grumbles at us fof our mistakes in quolig classics, but, ws get the sense of thing. ws care not for the sheli the ides s the mai,l chance. and those who want . mouthful of words esa take bite at Lampereei's Classical Dictionary and Drydsn's CoIes. Anybody will loan them the hooks f they pay for them and return them without r~adihk. That is ihe way we served circulating library once on the Red river and when the chap sasmoosed with his books, we were as pure and un- sophisticated as we were before he came down the river whiting shingles and whstiing Yankee edoo- dle to tabernacle in tie Taekapaw country.
 On our return we passed Syracuse, with her hog pens and her sait pans, like streak. We did not see the show we were afraid we should find our cow there; and as it might lead to quarrel just be- fore elecion and the locofocos were quaIreliiag among themselves like . couple of kaissdny toA- cats we couldn't think of changing the quarrel by any personal matscss of our own; besides. Fenton, who has gone consul to the island of Cows, is 10 fs.~ kxs1f He have That will stand when she is mixed, and cares no more f9 coal man or tine cabinet than we do for Polk s Hill.
 The Mohawk valley is a fine place for Indians. We saw but tsw oi them as we passed along, but we saw where an Indian had been several times These indians eat bacon instead of saxiiax and venison and wear long tailed coats like the rest Of the elite. We wanted to buy one to run wiih our eosored property In ruekapaw, but it was no go. or nc exeaf," as the lawyers there still insist upon calling t. common sense and economy 10 the con trary At the Falls, Harsimsr, we found liilIe boys with their pockets fuli ef white damo,ds, for sale at 6p . grab. We bought quart tor the Smithsonian Institute, and, tn case the people in. tend to crowa us as the Frenehmen ue about 10 do with their Bcnsparte. we shall have the jewels all ready. To please Pennsylvania, however, ~e in- tend to have the rim of the of iroG, aad the eruci6x on the top of the globe of stone coal The cap part, of course, will be made Of cotton tshety. and ali around the rim ws mean sc have leaden ornaments representing eagles, pslmettos, Indian eosh, tobacco codish power co,ns. and wild horses. By Jesico, when we are King, there shall be no Haagayys among us, and, as for Pio Niaos and PssskatyoastteAcs and Larmartaes. we will i,npfi. son theia under the habeas corpus act, and punish them hy the second section.
 New York is an empire when you take h side ways--and half continent up and down. It begins to thunder al Nagara and ends in thunder at Rock sway. IL has light-bouses ai both ends, and Sate house with tin roof in the middle. 1t has a bIi- gade of school -marms, and million of canal boats. Taking !, altogether, it Is a fine location for the JbrwaSaiag bssssess. and is good place for the eoms,unlcsiion ol contagious diseases. The people seem to agres to disagree upon points ot political faith. and are monstroas hard 10 manage in the col lection cfrents. IL is known to the world place that hambugs, bat is never humbagged. We en- tersd it wi the dyseatesy end isit Ii coayaescing And now we proceeded through the great Babel city, whese, from the number oi people the side seaik sxa nresnsned fheY HerA having funeral