Columbus Democrat. [volume] (Columbus, Miss.) 18??-18??, 1849-07-28
SOMEBODY IN MY BED.

some famous writer once asserted that he ncv.
or opened book ora newspaper but what he
learnlsomelhlng. Asan ctlselt to this,l can safely
assert that never listened to the bar room yarns
OF any company, however unnlelleclua an up.
pearance il wore, without gaining ia new idea,
and occasionally, one worth circulating.
Once during my pevcgrna,ous through tho
Northern part OF Pennsylvania, dropped into a
comfortable looking inn, where concluded to
remain day or two, After supper seated my.
sell /" the bar room, where Il number of persons
were already present
Yarn Sferyarn had been spun, and the hour
for retiring had already arrived; the landlord was
doing behind his bar, and the lively spirit OF the
conversation beginning to flag, when the Doctor
whispered in my ear, that il would pay attention
he would lopp ell with COOL one.
81 believe, Captain, said the Doctor, i never
told You about my adventure with the woman at
my boarding house, when was attending leo
lures.
NO, let's have It, said the individual address
ID.
Al the time attended the lectures, boarded
in a house where there were no females but the
landlady an the cook
Here the Doctor made slight pause, and the
Captain by way ofrequesting him to go on, said
well i often tell the want OF female society to
soften the labors Of severe study and dispel the
ennu to which was subject;
well said The captain.
One evening aGu, listening 90 n ----s Iecufs
on ph, 8 al anatomy, and after dissecing large
negro ialiguY in body and mind, went to my
lodgings
Well said the captain.
al wen! into the hall, took a large lamp aud
went directly 10 my room, it being then after one
O'Clock.
well said the captain.
j placed the light on the table and commenced
undressing. had hardly got my coat of. when
my attention was attracted to a frock and d
quantity Of Of petticoats lying on chair near the
bed
well, said the captain, who now began 10
show signs that he was getting very deeply inter
esled.
'A1d a pair of beautiful shoes aud stockings
on the floor. Ofcourse, ! thought 4 strange,and
was about to retire, but then thought it was ny
room, and had right to know who vas IN tny
bed
Exactly nodded the Captain.
so took the light went softly TO the bed,
and with trembling hand drew aside the cur
,ainl Heavens! what sight A yonng. girl,
should say angel, abou, eighteen, was there a.
sleep
wen, said the captain, giving his char
hitch.
As gazed upon her, thought i never wit.
messed any thing more beautiful. From under
meath little night cap r,aIling the snow in its
Wilderness, hung stray ringlrt over a neck and
shoulders Of alabaster.
Well, said the excited Captain, giving his
chair another hitch.
.Nevcr did see a bust more eSqusitely form
ed. then took hold ofthe coyerd
'Wcll,' said the Captain throwing ono leg over
tie other.
And sodly pulled it down
'Well, said the captain beiraying the utmost
excitement
10 her waist
Well said the captain dropping news
paper, and again renewing the position OF his
legs.
She had on night dress, buttoned up
before, but softly opened the two first but
tons
Well said the captain wrought to the highest
pitch ofexcitement.
And then ye gods what sight to gaze upon;
\ Hpbe--pshaw, words fail Just then
Well said the captain, hitching his chair
raht and left, and squirting the tobacco
Juice against the stove so that it fairly Kissed a.
gain. L.,
? i thought was taking mean adgan.
,ooo Of her; so covered her up, seized my
coat and boots, and went and slept in another
room
It's lier shouted the excited captain. jump.
inc up and kicking over the chair lts lie
nj bet fifty dollars you got into The 6cd.'