The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1849-07-18

P.nsh Prssseuea.
The following. though intended as buhesque, 10 &C
neat an srpos Of the intrinsic justice and practical sxpe-
diency Of the protective policy" that we give i at
length;
Equal Proxeiion "A dialogue between the dukes, the
dupes, and the doubtfus
LIST Duke Gentlemen the object Of this meeting = 70
iurs The first thing 10 be done Is 10 restore the corn
"a Dks Free trade is running the country we have ave
corn laws we're repealed We have had the potato rot
and irish famine since the cornaws were repealed
h.se had short c SsS sIsi Railway mania and The
Il since he corn laws repealed. Therefore Il is
clear that frse.trsIe i running. the country.
trade Is running the country. call upon you gentlemen
% form league for protecting everybody and everything
against everybody and everything First. you must re-
Isl Tenant Farmer. Huzza III thank you 70 protect
against John Stocks in next parish His lands twice
as good q nine and his poor aes only nail 9srs
can meyer compete with John Stocks Enter me lot the
I'd Tenant Farmer. shall want yiyteen shilln' a
quarter; for there's parsen O next parish have
set em all deep dranin and guanorin, and copper.
litn' and gettn twice out O. the ground what we be
ss s aG s. bo ssn ms s oI s i
3D. Tenant Farmer. Awe never ma market within
half.score mile O me. and there's Simon Thrapstone
six shiin. unreasonable , agin Simon Thrapstone
ist Doubtful Hillo msaster! do buy my corn o
you. and aren't going tu pay SIX shlllln quarter
more for all the Simon ThrapstOnes IN Essex.
Let Duke Hush, my friend your turn will come next
LIST Shoemaker. ! can't make shoes against Thomas
Lapsone, under shilling pair protection Tom don't
running me. He amt taxed as am paying sixpence
day TO government excise duty for spirits consumed on
the premises So put EN- down at shilhn pair extra
LIST Tenant Farmer. Stop there Tom made these here
top-boots for me- You don't think I'm goin' to pay
yeou twenty shiln' pair when get 'em Of
q Duke, MY worthy friend, you are protected. We
Isl DsaS.fI Please. my lord duke. what is equal
"a DUKE Equal protection. my excellent friend. i
this give Peter shilling protection against Paul and
Paul shilling Proiseiicn against Peter Thus benefit
cd Doubtful. Stop, l don't see that
Sd Duke. How, my intelligent friends Thus gives
ed Doubtful. rllbe b; give me shilling.
Sd Duke. There (gyes him shilling) now. gives A
I'd Doubtful. Darned il do. I've got un and III
keep un Use landlord, my Lod Dock, and this here
shilln's the protective dooty on wheat tGrins, and
sd Duke Impairment scoundrel Yes, my friends.
everybody ought 70 be protected against everybody
What follows! Why, the shoemaker may pay an extra
shilling for his loaf but will he not have the power to
lay an extra sspsnee on every shoe ne sells &, T1s
he not enjoy his proud privilege of clappng apenny
yard protective duty on every pair Of unmentonables
NE manu1actures! In Snon every interest being en-
ched at the expense Of every other interest," it is clear
that great general good will be the result Gentlemen.
what makes the greatness of Engandl Gentlemen, it is
generally admitted to be bold Peasantry, their couDtrys
pride, and our wooden walls! Gentlemen. two and two
make i've, and not four. your economists loud laugh
teri would have you believes and the cause of the Good
win Sandss well kRown What is that cause gentlemen
Why, Tenerden steeple. Immense cheering Then
let us get rid OF that cursed trade, which is Ten
terden steeple. Terrific cheerng BY the Dupes The
Doubtfuls shake their heads Meeting breaks up in
confusion of ideas, great enthusiasm and profound
vction, except as excepted