The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1849-09-30

has leave sinking shp."-chatterion.
"Fe, a, 70, FUN
| ! smell the blood Of an Englishmun;
Jack ths Giant Killer.
.. INA, didn't You say that potatoes had eyesa"
"wel' then shaa't swing in the garden any more" ,
When the tall admiral is about to weigh anchor and
spread his white wings for cruise the bue-peter ID
hosted at the FORE gun fred and the cable hove short
lively tune = then played, while the obedient seamen
that so lately held them to the earth This done, the
gallant vessel goes forth upon her stormy pathway
walking the waters like thing of liie" and. Peter
simple mas y laughs al the bumboat women, and don't
SO, when the present dynasty mounted the quarter
deck OF ,ae old snp Of state and made the signal a
hook, and departed from the marrow bones of the past
bound on a cruise, with
"A sheet and flowing sail"
and wind that followed little too fast for comfort and
tender stomach We prophesied then that the deuce
would soon be TO pay within the wooden walls Of the
gallant craft because the officers were nearly all fresh
water sailors, who never made pea soup lobscouse.
cause the pilot could not steer his course for the very
good reason that he had course to steer
i was saying Of Mrs Chick. that Mrs Dombey had
rod OF her life, she would have lived but she was not
Dombey and SO she soughsd away and died. to the cha
grin OF the whole family.
The Second Washington, we are led to believe from
unmlslakeabie Signs, is IN situation equally delicate
and equally distressing He will not do that which ma
ure and society require him to do, after the delivery OF
his mastery inaugural to live; and he must 70 to
the WALL IKE any other unfortunate old lady who
not or who will not make eifor-one little effort Oh
MIS- ohisk on, Mrs Darlington! he is not Dombey,
The present age is an era Of Caiholicons, little feel.
ngs great assumptions and very short coatIas 1t is
not dsslmar from that period which recorded in Bible
history las the time which" Providence winked att
we have seen such time once. and blue time it was
too. II was the week before General Harrison died.
when the dead or dying mans name found affixed to
COMMISSIONS TOR naUdt officers Of the customs, and other
c,Ua,as, and when the cabinet made effort and would
have become o4nipotent, but for John Tyler and his
peculiar ideas May the present evil hours pass briefly
over and may the brave old days return again, when Il
VIII be fashionable to be American abroad and SEN
sbe to be supporter Of the administration home
The regency we understand are at loggerheads among
themselves Peculiar views entertained by each in.
divdua Like the four oxen in the lonely field so long
as they fed together they prevented the buffalo from
querng them but now having separated and each taken
corner they will be annihated serdtim by the enemy
and very short grave stone will be sufficient to record
all their good deeds, and catalogue all their virtues
Jacob who has been on pilgrimage to the green Mec-
Laws, is now ready TO SIT again at the foot of the old
green table. Sustained by his State and dubbed man
Of learning and legal knowledge by his alma mater he
is not TO be kept any longer passing silently the edcts
OF the upper caba, like dumb waiter the Attorney
General TO record We think he will take higher stand
now in the select councils and that be will be permitted
TO speak TO the question if he don't tell any of his
side splitting stories. He is singed cat and will make
effort. like Dombey, whether he is requested to
do 50 or not BY any OF the family of the peacemaksrs
Ihe question now before the regency is whether il il
better have few foreign wars and be peace admin
straton, to have peace with the world and be gene
rally known as war grocery"
Ii the Premier sustained, scour the bell buttons and
bring out the long hangers-he war from an
adjective, and attack the world upon proposition II he
defeated them let the olive branch go forth upon the
waters and let him return to his fat wethers and fine
ieeces by his own pea patch"
We knew clumsy Christian once who never did a
Thing right; who always said amen in the middle and
sung after the congregation had finished; who whisled
in his sleep IN sermon time, and always in the
sxhoration TO see that his horse htched He was
by ARP ana posa oG OF i've "a S o.
Did elder that II he ever got Heaven, he would blum
Ter into the scarlet regions by accident aud find his
way out Our Premier is OF this caste of mind he ban
iers along, perhaps meaning right. but always doing
wrong laughing when he should cry and crying when
he should laugh and all the cvet OF the apothecary
not him from accidents We desire that our gov
eminent should be a CERTAINTY and not casualty, and
hat our bearer should carry arms instead OF tai
low candle and box of simple cerate
The dynasty, which had friends TO reward and |
no enemies to punish-who to be class OF the |
most ant-proscptve, quiet, pretty boys that lived
has not only turned out the officers OF govern
nent but has actually removed the French minister for
flourish of French rhetoric; and that, too, when the
rhetoric was the rhetoric of France.
"Washngton's Farewell Address" is now revived
again in the capital. Mr. Whittesey-a gentleman oil
great research and by the way too good for his party
read the whole address the 4h OF July last the Pres
dent, cabinet and citizens OF Washngton generally and
hus made the heroic party acquainted with the existence
Of such documen-a document which the Republic,
doubt considers TO be pretty well written, under the
circumstances This document, understand, has been
vent out in lieu OF specific instructions TO foreign
minister's and II they will emily make effort TO under
stand it, and practise its doctrines, the peace Of the world
will be continued beyond the shadow OF doubt
The failures in the Post Office Department in all its
outside ramhcaons distressing to those mourners who
nave no pocket andkerchefs and have coarse cloth
heir coat sleeves. How il will end we don't know but
when the head and front OF il is out sumpng for a
outy in Congress, and when its special agent, the
Foot OF il, though wise Solomon, is endorsing
he Second Washingtons approval OF the "Proviso" to
lcres OF Green Mountain boys Just before election,
elections would be profitable and edifyng, and would
how little consistency in this age OF anomalies con-
radctions and nightmares
But il has been said that the French minister married
,overness and therefore this American LIBERAL free and
qua court could not receive her at the diplomatic din
,srs governess, forsooh, for free Americans to eat
With Ia governess to with nation OF schoolmas-
ers Well, well; John has queer notions, and may be
ight but when the God-ike sat in has red-morocco
hair, he could eat with governesses and make himself
greeabe in all the diplomatque ways OF all the courts
II the world Suppose we had Turkish minister here
lin was willngl We pause for reply. We think
Jnce John has not read Jane Eyre, but has been msed
" Thackery's Vanity Fair. Read both books, Uncle,
md split the difference.
The people Of this country have for long time been
Engaged in endeavorng TO find some new way to fortune
ONE royal road to glory. Separated from monarchies
" the very OF their existence, yet connected with
hem by commercial intercourse and the laws Of trade
hey have been constantly haltng between two opinions
love for liberty and love for their customers the enc
MES Of liberty The good book, however, settles the
ropriety OF such conduct BY declaring that no man can