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Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-03-15

The MEAEEsT MAN YEr.-Some years
since when money was scarce, and almost
every thing was done in the way Of trade,
man named Jones called into the grocery and
dry goods store OF one Mr.. Brown, and ask
ed for darning needle, offering in exchange
en- egg. After receiving the needle, Jones
said:
"Come. sir. amt you going 10 treaI!"
"What? on that trade?"
"Certainly, trades trade, let il be big
or little"
swell, what will you takel"
"a glass Of wine," said Jones.
The wine was poured out, when the sponge
said, "Would it be asking too much to le
quest you to put an egg into the wine3 am
very fond OF wine and egg."
Appalled, by the mans meanness, the
storekseper took the identical egg which he
had received for the dsrning needle, and ham
ded it to his customer. who, on breaking il
into his wine glass discovered that il con-
tanned double yolk. "Look here. " said the
sponge, "don'. you think you ought to give
me another dsrnips needle. this you see is a
double egg"
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RHE U MATISM CAN Be CURED
81 BY THE PROPER USE OF
MYERS, EMBROCATION!

THIS Svereign and effectual remedy for
that painful disease, was discovered upwards
of sixty years ago by the Grandfather of the
undersigned, "a German Physician of his dar)
and has neverbeen made known out of his
family
Its incredible cures have astonished thou
sands who have witness its power over Il a,
disease. Unfortunate, despairing invalids, wi o
have been bed idden for years, have been e.
stored to the enjoyment of perfect health 1t
banishes all pain in few days, and its efficacy
is gladly realized by the patients being able to
resume their usual avocations, after having
suffered in torments for months and years.
The wonderful success of the EMBROCA-
TON, in curing the worst cases Of Rheu-
matism, has acquired for it celebrity I'M
precedented, and its fame originated from
its own merits. 1t never has failed to cure
Rheumatism, either nhammatory or chronic;
and feel safe in saying it never will if fairly
tried pledge myself to refund the cash to
any person who uses il properly without being
benefited thereby. Youwho are afflicted may
have tried every other remedy but this. Try
IT, and if it does not cure, it will not cost
you any thing. By this rule desire it should
be used.
Persons are warned to be on their guard Of
| whom they purchase, as several mean at
tempts have been made to procure the RECIPE
from which this medicine is prepared. The
proprietor deems 1t his duty to say to TIE af
flicted, that he will furnish travelling agents
with written authority for depositing it.
OF My name is on each bottle. and none
genuine unless prepared by HENRY C. MYERS
Fayette, Missouri.
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Eurniturc! Furniture
NiTED STATES

FCHNIICHE WIhE HOOOEr
Corner Of Second and Green streets, (near The
Virginia HOteD 81. Louis, Mo.
Where are the most cOnmOdiouS rooms,
and by far the largest sock of FURNI-
TURE West Of the AHtghany Mountains,
comprising in apart the io'est sly les of cary.
ed rosewood IN plush, Gothic aud Antique
e----------,,, STYLES. turned aud twisted work
% s-=.s.s.4s.s5 of rhihdelp'na, the richest
% and latest styles If Boston and
New York. with elegant lnluid pearl work
from Canton in China, London and Paris
Also, the largest stock ever before offered in
this market Of plain, medium and common
furniture, chairs of every description and
kin6, wash stands tables, lounges, rocking
chans, window shades, willow ware, mat
trasses, extension and card tables, etc. etc.
etc, all of which we will sell at wholesale
or retail, at the most reduced prices for cash.
Keepers Of Hotels, boarding houses, steam
boats, public rouIns, dealers, persons common
cling housekeeping, and the public generally,
are most earnestly invited to call and eXain-
inc our immense and beautiful stock. We
will promise them they will not regret the
call. Come aud see,
ELLETT d HARRIOTT.
January, l549 tim
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ls49) ST. Louis, QS40.
Glasgow and Brunswick, Mo.
River Packet Line.

A- TUESDAY PACKET, ROW.
- ENA,WM. C. JEwErr, Com
mauder, leaves St. Louis for Brunswick, every
Tuesday at o'clock, P. NJ; leaves Brunswick
for St. Louis, every Friday. at O'Clock, A. NJ.
This Elegant passenger steamer having
been entirely refilted, reprinted and repaired
will resume her regular packet trips in the
above trade on the opening Of ma vigation, and
continue Them throughout The season.
The ROWENA will leave st. Louis on her
upward trip every Tuesday, at o'clock, P.
NJ, and arrive at Brunswick on Thursday
evening. Returning, she will leave Bruins
wick every Friday at 6 O'Clock, A. NJ, and be
at Keytesville Landing at 8, A. NJ, Cambridge
at 8 o'clock, and leave Glasgow at at III o.
clock, A. NJ; will be al BUuldin'S landing, Ar
row Rock, Boonville and Rocheport same dry;
at Mount Vernon, Providence, Nashville,
Martins Landing, Marion, Claysville, JEFF
fersun City, mouth Usage, Cote Sandessein,
Shepley's Landing, Smiths Landing, YouDg's
Landing, Portland, Hermann, Loutre Island,
Pnckney, Washington, South POnt.and Point
Labardie, on Saturday; will be at st. Charles
early Sunday morning. and arrive at St. Louis
same day.
The commander of the ERowena embraces
the present opportunity of returning his sincere
Ihhnks 10 us friends VINO nave So llOeraIly pat
ronlzed him, and assures them that every ex-
eriiOn on the part Of himself and officers,
shall be made to render her sliil worthy Of the
patronage Of he travelling and shipping pub
lie.
Agents "A. McMECHAN g. Co., Brunswick.
L APPLEGATE, Keytesville Landing.
); .; fEkkY Co Glasgow.
J. A. D. ADDERTON, Arrow Rock.
JAS. Il. JOHNSON, Boonville.
PHILIP CROW, Rocheport
Col H. II. BABER eiferson City.
P. c. ARNOLD, Portland.
January lS, 1919.
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JEALOUSY.

Jealousy violates contracts dissoves soci
ely; breaks wedock, be,rays friends and
neghbors; nobody is good and every one is
either doing or designing mischief. It's rise
is guilt or i'll nature, and by reflection, it
thinks its own fault TO be other mems, as he
that is over Tun with the aundics takes 9th.
ers 10 be yellow.
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THE POTENCY OF WORDS

On words rests the axis OF Tho intellectual
world. A word hath struck ineradicably in
a million hearts, snd envenomed every hour
throughout their hard Pusaton. On a wing
ed word hath human wisdom been willing 10
cas-. the immortal soul, and 10 leave it de
pendent for all its future happiness.
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A CARD.
THE undersigned having met with much
l. better success in the Commission and For
warding business than expected, would here
take occasion to state to Shippers and the
Public generally, that his arrangements for
the next season are such, as to offer every
facility that this point affords, for shipping
Produce and Receiving Merchandise, and
hopes to receive such patronage from those
who are interested in shipping at this point,
as he may merit. Respectfully,
Feb. l5. J. w. HARRIS.
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The Saint Louis, Glasgow and
Brunswick Packet,
Gsaa.

ALGOMA, j. r. Cleveland, Master,
VNIILL run as a Regular Packet between
w Saint Louis and Brunswick, during
the season of lS49 Leave st. Louis every
Mondsy at o o'clock, P. M, and arrive al
Brunswick on Wednesday evening following.
Retnrning-Leave Brunswick at daylight
on Thursday Morning, and, duringI the day,
call at all the principal Towns and Landings
above Jefferson City; and on Friday at all
places of note between that city and st. Louis.
All down freighs, contracted for on the way
up, must he ready for shipment as the BOAT
returns, or paid for; and for all freights en-
gagged to be taken down, and neglected, the
boat will be responsible for damages. By Or
der, ]. B. WEAVER Clerk.
December %, 1S49.
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From Elders T. NJ. ALLAN and M. P. Wills.
Boone COUNTY, Mo-, August 81, 1913.
This is to certify, that we have used "My-
ers' Embrocation" in our ia miles with entire
success, and we hereby take great pleasure in
recommending to any who may be afflicted with
Rheumatism as most sovereign remedy.
7. NJ. ALLEN.
M. p. WILLS.
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B. S. FLINT, ! C. LINT 4 JONES,
St. Louis. { {Bost0n g. N Orleans
Wholesale Furniture Ware House.
No. 70. Main st, between Pine and Olive
n The undersigned having established q
va house in st. Louis, for the sale Of Fur
~ ntnre and Materials, would respectfully
call the attention Of all persons purchasing
such goods, to our stock, which is of the best
material and Workmanship and new and beau
liful styles, consisting of bureaus, centre and
side tables, dressing do; sofa do; ladies' work.
with fine marble tops do; sofas of various pat
terms; sofa beds; divans; ottomans; tete-at-
etes; rocking chairs, with plush and hair
cloth coverings; card tables music stools; fine
and lOw-priced mahogany spring seat chairs
/ cane seat, mahogany, maple, walnut and stain
ed chairs; Of various styles; looking glasses,
with mahogany and gilt frames, and numerous
other articles.
Also, a variety of Cabinet Makers and Up
holsters Furnishing Goods. The entire stock
being selected at the best manufactures in
Boston, and has had twenty years experience
in the business, enables us to supply purcha-
serS with all articles on the most reasonable
terms.
Particular attention paid to furnishing stock
for manufacturers Persons in the country
wishing to order, can depend on having every
article put up and sent forward with care.
S. B. FLINT d. Co.,
No. 20, Main street, between Olive and Pine.
St. Louis, February l. lS49.-y
| ~ B Live Geese Feathers wanted, for
which cash will be paid.
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q. VI. Vatican,

l63. Main Street, ST. Louis,
Y EEPS constantly on hand large assert.
IN ment of various styles Cooking Stores,
franklin Z and Is plate plain and fancy Coal
Stores, fancy parlor Airtighis, hall, office. and
dining room Stores for wood or coal, fancy
and plain fireplace and mantle Crates. and
Holoo Ware of every description and variety.
ALSO--Tin Plate, Sheet Iron, Copper,
Block Tin, Sheet Zinc, Wire, Rivets, Ears,
Timers Tools and Machines, in sets or sepa-
rate, and all articles in his line, which he
will at all times sell at Wholesale or Retail,
as Low for cash as can be purchased in this
or any Western CITY.
Orders from the country will at all times
be promptly filled and shipped.
Refers 10 Clark H. Green, Glasgow
St. Louis, June 3, lS4S.--l3y#
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Trustees Sale.

w HEREAS Asa Ashley and Jane. his
wife, iby their certain deed of Trust,
dated the llth day of February 1877, and re-
corded in the recorders Office of Howard coun-
ty' in book X, page 81, and following, con.
veyed to the undersigned the following de-
scrlbed property, to wit; Lot No. three, in
Block No. twenty-eight, in the City of Glas.
gov, which said conveyance was made in trust
to secure to Walter &. Chiles and pupnica
and Huichison, the payment of CERTAIN pro-
mlssory notes, in said deed of Trust described,
and whereas default has been made in the pay.
ment of said notes, and the undersigned has
been requested by the legal owners of said
notes, to enforce the payment of the same.
Now therefore in pursuance of the powers
vested in Inc by said deed, will on MONDAY,
The 25th Of March, 1919, between the hours
OF III o'clock IN the forenoon and 5 O'Clock
in the afternoon on the premises of the said
property, in the City of Glasgow, Mo-, proc.
eed TO sell said property, at public vendue. TO
The highest bidder, for cash. to be applied 10
the payment Of said notes and costs of This
trust.
T. SHAcKELFoRD, Trustee.
February %, ls49--5lts
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-03-15

bDr. Franklin, in speaking OF educa
ton, says "l(a man empties his purse into
his head, no man can take il from him."
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-03-15
SAW MILL PoE1RY-To THE LADIES.

SAW MILL PoETRY-To THE LADIES.
The man that doth no paper take,
Grudging the price Of one year.
viii never good husband make
Because his wife can never know
what is going on in The world, and bis
children will very ignorant appear.
The last line is rather long for good metre
but the moral is excellent
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Iron and Steel.

WE have on hand, and will continue TO
keep for sale, good assortment of
Genuine Sligo Iron
German steel
Cast and blister steel
Plough wings and slabs ,t.
Tyre Iron, &c. &c. ...
winch Will be sold on advantn geous terms;
purchasers of Iron are invited to call.
BOON, TALBOT g. SMITH, Fayette.
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]. =. CLARK. A. J. HERNDoN.
LAW NOTICE.
CLARK g. HERNDON will continue to
~ practice law in partnership, in all the
courts of Howard county, except The County
Court. All business entrusted TO them will re-
ceive their united attention.
John B. Clark will continue to attend the
several courts as heretofore.
OsTOfice on the public square, Fayette,
GrAndrew j. Herndon can at all times be
found at the County Clerks Office
Fayette, October 10, 1913 --32
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Fall and Winter Goods.

EahE ANA w zEtcf SpOOuS.
TIME subscribers have received and OPEN
i ed large and beautiful assortment of
Fall and Winter Goods. They now offer for
sale, on The most reasonable terms,
Blue, black, green and brown Cloths
Black, fancy and buckskin Casimeres
10 pieces SattinettS and Kentucky Jeans
l3 4" Red and white Flannes
100 pairs negro, Mackinaw and he'd Blankets
30 " Blue, drab, brown and Cadet Blan-
kets, for Overcouts
% pieces Mousein de Lane and Cashm'rs
various styles and qualities
7 do French Mernos
9 do Alpaca English Merino
Z do Heavy Tweed Cashmere
100 do Calico
30 do Ginghams
Is do Veslings, satin and worsted
Canton Flannel and Plaid Linsey
New style Silk for ladies' dresses
Capes, collars, ribbons
Thread and isle lace
EdgingS, gimps, tringes
Shawls, hdkfs. wOrSted and silk hose
100 pieces rs. "A, "a and "a brown cotton
e0 do 81, 7-S, A, 4, ga beachcd
shirtings and sheetings
100 do 3-4 and IA O-naburgs
HATS AND CAPS.
IL doz Fur, Seal, Cloth and Slick Caps
A doz Mexican Hats
8 JOz Wool do
7 doz Fur AID MoleSkin Hats
BOOTS AND SHOES.
SO pairs calf and seal Boots
SO do kip do
"a do brUgan do
$50 do brOgan Shoes
100 do kip do
rs do Women's Buskins
As do Ladies' Caters
go do do kid slippers
60 do do calf and morocco boots
40 do do walking shoes
200 do Misses and children's shoes
"A LSO-
A large supply of QueenSware, Hardcare. and
va rious other articles not necessary to emu
merate. We invite our friends and the pub
lie roacall and examine our stock, as we are
determined TO sell cheap SAVAGE g. CO.
Glasgow, October 26, 1916.
Cotton Yarn.
Ok BAGS ass'd Cotton Yarn, Just received
~ and for sale by JNO. D. PERRY.
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COLVER'S
Patent COncaVc Escater Churn

NV E call the attention of The public to the
w article he aiding this advertisement,
and invite the enterprising and curious to call
and witness its operation. All advertisement
in relation TO this invention, to the hundreds
who have seen it tested, is supererogation.
First. This Churn will produce butter, ga
lhering it in a mass, from sweet milk, in five
to ten minues, and from cream prepared, as
families usually prepare it, in three to five
minutes.
Second. The utility Of this invention is ap-
sweet milk, or cream, than cream soured in
The usual way; and by means Of this Churn, a
little girl or boy can perform, in five or ten
minutes, what has heretofore required the la
Dor of woman or man for one or two hours,
and some lines half day.
Third. BY simply turning a thumb screw,
the whole inside dasher is taken out, leaving
nothing but the butter and milk in the plain
wooden box.
Fourth. It is the cheapest Churn ever in
vented as the simp icily of its construction
Ohough embodying great philosophical prin-
ciple,) makes it but little to manufacture it,
Fifth. 1t Is common sense Churn, as all
wi admit who will examine it.
We are now Offering the complete monoUO-
ly of this staple article in States and coun-
ties, which will insure certain and large profits
and speedy return Of investments.
COLVER d MYERS,
80, Vine street. up stairs.
st Louis, October 5. lS4S.--3ltf.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-03-15

STATE OF MISSOURI,
COUNTY OF RANDOLPH:
Randolph Circuit Court, November l6, l54s.
Mary Jane Morgan, Comp'.)
against For Divorce.
John H. Morgan Def't. }
Upon bill in Cbancery.
NJ OW at this day comes The complainant,
Y by her solicitor, aud it appearing to tue
satisfaction of the court that the defendant
cannot be found, it is therefore ordered By
the court, that said defendant, John H. Nor
gan be notified, that the said Mary Jane Nor
gan has filed bill against him, praying for
divorce from the bonds Of Matrimony, con-
tracted with Said defendant, charging him
with having expelledand driven her from his
house, saying that she should no. live with
him any longer, 6nd amongst other things,
charged her with having committed udulte.
ry with different persons.
1t is therefore ordered that thesaid defen-
dant be and appear here in our said court. on
or before the second day of the next term of
said court TO be begun and held for said cir.
cult, at the Court House, in the town of Hunt,-
vile, on the second Monday in May next, and
answer the allegations of said bill, or the sans
will be taken as confessed against him And
it is further ordered, that the said John II.
Morgan benefited of the proceedings herein,
by the publication Of a copy Of this order, in
some public newspaper printed in this State.
eight weeks successfully, the last insertion
to be at least four weeks before the COM
mencement of the next term OF this court, and
the further proceedings in this cause are
continued until the nt%t court. copy test.
JOHN ]. ALLEN, Clerk.
Feb %, l949.-5l-st.
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SPRINGFIELD, H., February 20, lS4s
This is to certify that was cured of Sc
we're attack of Inhammatory Rheumati m, from
the use ofone bottle of your Enbrocation, and
hope every feliow-sufferer will use it, for
their is no doubt but it will cure any case,
however violent; this can safely assert after
using it myself
Nni,rs y nrnnnAc,ll..
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The presen, population Of the city Of Port
land, is 10000
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A CHlLD'S LAUGH.

love 1.-THE laugh Of child.
Now ripping and gentle, how merry and
wild,
Ringing gu. in the air with its innocent
gush,
Like the till Of bird a the soft twilights
hush;
Floating upon the breeze like the tone Of
bell,
Or the music that swells in The heart OF
she'll
Oh! the laugh Of child, SO wild and SO
free,
Is the pleasanlesl sound in the world for
me!
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JOHN R. CARSON,

GLASGOW, Mo.
Is at all times prepared to do all business
in his line, on as favorable terms ms can be
done in St. Louis, or any other place in the
State.
He keeps on hand full supply of all ar
ticles usually found in tin. shop, and is a.
all times ready TO fill orders from merchants
or others, without delay
Guttering, plain and ornamental, made and
put up to order. Repairing of all kinds =
cludingCook stove fixtures, done at the short
est notice.
ALL WORK WARRANTED.
A call from persons visiting Glasgow, is
respectfully solicited.
o. Old Copper, Pewter, and Brass, taken in
exchange for work.
Glasgow, Nov IS, lS4S--ly.
NRESH FAMILY FLOUR.-A supply al
IL ways on hand, and for sale by
SAVAGE d CO.
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Howard High school,

Il will commence on Monday, the 18th
day Of March, and continue -Four Months
BY new arrangement, the Academic Year is
divided into two sessions Of unequal length
the one of Four and the other Of Six months
land the terms are varied in q corresponding
nnPr For the summer session, the fol-
lowing are the
TERMS.
For the Primary Studies, SIS 90
Common English Branches, 6 90
Higher " &" 80
Latin and Greek Languages, 10 so
Extra CHARGES.
Music, with use of Piano, IA so
" without &" II 90
French, Drawing, Painting and Needle
Work, the usual prices.
Good boarding can be procured at from S.
25 to 81 80 per week.
The Board of Instruction for the ensuing
term will consist Of the following persona:
w. L. LUCKY, A. NJ. Superintendent and
Principal of the Female Department; w. I.
DAVIS, A. B. Principal Of the Male Depart
ment; c. q. HUFFAKER, Assistant IN the
Male Department; Miss c. S. WHITE, teacher
of Music and Drawing; Miss L. c. LELAND,
Hsss.rnt in the Fema e Department, Mons. J.
E. HAMILTON, teacher Of French.
Howard High School having been in sue
cessful operation four years needs no commen-
dation from the Board Of Trustees. Its char
acler is established.
Miss c. S. WHITE, teacher of Music,
Painting and Drawing, has given entire salts
faction, and fully sustained the reputation of
the department. We can confidently recon-
mend her to the public as well qualified for her
station.
Young Ladies desiring tostudy the ornamen-
tai branches, vii find Miss White skiful
and accomplished teacher.
All persons desiring to attend the School
are urged to be present at the beginning of the
session.
We bespeak for the School continuation OF
that patronage which has been so literally ex-
tended to it heretofore.
SAMUEL C. MAJOR,
President of the Board of Trustees.
Fnyette, February %, 1913.
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JOHN D. PERRY,
Wholesale and Retail

VI II ~ ~ II IL
FORWARDING AND COMMISSION MER.
CHANT, Water s., Glasgow, Mo.
TO shippers.
| would take this opportunity to return
my thanks to the Shippers of this and adoin.
ing counties, for the very liberal support re-
ceived during the past season, aud 10 inform
them that in addition to the warehouses
used last year, have finished my three story
brick warehouse, adjoining Crenshuw's Hotel,
and have also rented another situated at the
upper landing, (lately occupied by Louis Ro-
biou, Esq for storing Hemp aud Tobacco, and
would solicit cOnsignments of Produce and
Merchandise for shipment, storing or forwar.
ding, and pledge that my charges shall be as
low as those of any othehouse.
JOHN D. PERRY.
Glasgow, February l, l549
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EVIDENCE OF ITS EFFICACY.
Read what those say Of the Embrocdtion 'clo
hare used it. A few Of The hundreds pho hare
testified can only be quoted here.
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VIII EAT (!

5000 bushels good mercbontable Wheat
wanted by the subscriber, 10 be delivered By
the LIST day of April, for which he will pay
cash at GO cents per bushel
JOHN D. PERRY.
Glasgow, Feb Is, lS49,
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Lamps Eallps!!

lamps! Eanps!!
lust oponed and for sale very lew, a good
- assortment Of very tasteful and economi-
cal ParIor lamps
Suspension and side lamps
These very valuable lamps are fitted up hand
Somely with ground glasses and fancy shades,
and as they burn lard or oil equally we'll,
combine comfort, elegance and economy.
BOON TALBOT d SMITH. Fayette.