Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1841-1853, 1849-09-27
VARIETY.

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Why is blush like little girll Because it be-
comes icOzndn.
Quack doctors are the drivers Of the last stage of
consumption"
GorNG 1T YoUNe.-A young man aged IL. and
young girl aged ID, belonging TO Providence, Pa,
married last week.
Horne Tooke, being asked by George III whether
he played cards, replied, al cannot your majesty, tell
king from knavc.'
Green teas ure said to be colored by a preparation
of indigo and gypsum. To Every 14i lbs. of tea
ounce of coloring matter is applied.
TRUE.-One of exchanges justly observes that
'good newspapers the only paper currency that
is worth more than guild or silver
AN ENGLISH BULL.-Au English paper abiding to
the Queens visit to Ireland, says-that the shouts
with which she received, was sight 10 be
remembered
Those WHO Run MAY READ.-Thc present French
administration is anxious to proclaim its own folly
and bad faih thai il writes them up in Roman capt.
tals.-Punch.
To make u "lhink good deal of you," all is
necessary is to owe him more than he imagines you
can pay. To make him forget you, all that is ne
cessary is 10 reverse the motion, and let him owe
you.
waters, had her arrival first acknowledged by poor
fisherman, who rowed alongside her yacht, and pre-
sented her with fresh salmon he had just taken.
"NowHERE The Pittsburgh Chronicle says: s'no-
where is the place where the banks lend money to
poor who need it, instead of the rich who DO mott
$500 REwARD.-Why is u hot iron under the ham,
mer like a man given to late carousasl-Because
il is sure to scinillate, (sin till ate.) Who did
that
1t is said that sold Jacob Townsend" employs two
millions of then to dig sarsaparilla, and is in treaty
with the Government for Lake SUPERIOR to boil it in;
how he is get fuel enough he does not tell US, but
we suppose lie v i'll turn Mount Vesuvius over, and
sink it under the lake.-BufalO Express.
IRIsH-VERY.-What brought you from New Or
leans inquired one levee RAT yesterday of another
The paple die there, answered Pat. Faix retort,d
the other, 'av you show the place where they don't
die, I'D like to go and ind my days it,
SEEK ASSOCIATES IN LEARNING.--Here, as in other
concerns, many hands make light work. We love
companionship, both in toll and in pleasure. 1t sweet
ems study, and adds to its profits. Find out some
young FRIEND who has similar taste, and enlist him
in definite plan for mutual improvement; the benefit
will accrue to him as well as TO yourself.
Is 1T LAw.--When a Kentucky Judge. some years
since, was asked by an attorney, upon some strange
ruling, is that the law, your honor he replied
IF the court understand herself and she think she
do, ii are
A sailor dropped out of main-top ola man-of-war
and after in degree breaking his fall by catching
at the rigging fell on the eutenants head, knocking
him down on the quarterback. The sailor jumped up
did the lieutenant. '.You rascal said the lieu
tenant, "where did you 'front.' "From the north
OF Ireland, please your honor" said Jack.
A man that admire very much, and have met with
occasionally, is who is always of use in any
ter he is mixed up with simply because he wishes that
the best should be got out of the thing that is possible
There does not much in the description of such
character; but only it in contrast with that of
brilliant man, for instance, who does not ever fully
care about the matter in hand.
THE PARI<IANs AND THE PoPE.--The Paris CORES
pendent ofhe Christian Advocate and ournGlsays that
the morning of Sunday, August H. the following in
scripton placed on of the sidewalks of the
Cathedral of Notre Dame, in that city:--"The good
Shepherd gveth his life for the sheep; Plus TX de-
siroys his with grape shot" 1t excited much at
enton that the police uterfered to disperse the crowd
The inscription was soon effaced but il was renewed
during the night, and it is said that all the churches
had similar inscriptions their walls.
CALEB CUsuNG.-Cists Advertiser tells the follow
ing anecdoe of ambassador China, Mr.. Gushing.
He had taken dinner with Commissioner Kcying and,
discovering someihIng on the table be judged to be
duck. ate of it with remarkable appetite. Not speak
ing Chinese, and, wishing to know what il was,
pointed it after he had finished, saying to his host
interrogatively:
'Quack, quack, quack!"
The Mandarin, with equal breviy, replied with
shake of his head:
"Bow, WOW, wow!"
MIR. Cushing's feelings can be imagined
The Tournament at Jordons White Sulphur Springs,
(near Winchester, Va.,) came off on the 9TH inst.
The assembage was large, and says the Charleston
Free Presse, the riding graceful and fearless,
and rarely excelled" The victor was Mr.. C.. nj.
O'Bannon. Of Jefferson county, Va, and Miss Bette
TAYLOR of Frederick county Nd was selected rs the
"Queen of Love and Beauty" The second in the
list was Mr.. z. Allen, Of Virginia, and the lady Sc
lecied by him First Maid of honor Miss. Louise
Jamison, Of Baltimore; the third Mr.. I. d. Moore,
of Virginia, and the Second Maid, Miss Winter
smith, of Kentucky; and the fourth Mr.. Priddy, of
Virginia, aud the Third Maid, Miss Lock of Mar
tinsburg, Va. The festivities of the occasion were
wound up in ball. An Arab costume, brought
by 1t. Lynch from the Dead. Sea, was worn by one
of the Knights.
"ByRoS" AND "HELoIsE."-Tbe Potosi (Mo)
Prospect thus daguerreotypes the late Thomas B.
Hart and his ove-sircken dulcnea:
Hart, we are told, was man of fine exterior-one
Of those "killing'' young bucks, whose well brushed
whiskers and 'dem foin' air could throw boarding
school miss into Mysteries, and who, from affecting
extravngant admiration of Lord Byron, and aping
The manners of the noble bard. had obtained the SOU
briquet of "Byron"--a name which tickled his vani-
ty exceedingly. and led him into all manner of ro-
mantle freaks-the most foolish of which was the
abandoning his occupation of saddler and taking to
the study of medicine. He known desper-
ute man, and having crawled, like serpent in the
garb of friendship into the sacred circle OF happy
fam y, aud converted the Eden into wilderness, he
met the serpens fate, and died by the hand of in
jured Husband. Who will say that his doom was
not merited
"Helose" Cor Hell WISE as some pronounce IT'D is
ndlea