Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, IA [i.e. Ind.]) 1839-1854, 1849-07-04
On CilOscrn Dict

who has neither brandy, sulphur, cam
phor nor charcoal - sell. Neither did i,
come from any o.: the nnumerahle quacks
VINO are now huzzng about as thick as
locuStS III the bearing year. advising pco-
pie IN good health 10 swallow their "anti-
ch elera representatives." The homilv ad.
mlni>iereI below is worth all the nos,rums
winch the counterfeit Esculapians ever
concactal:
"Nha, Shall Ne ea,'" The cry is ev.
cry where 'waat SHALL We cail' Soma
ask what shan, we eatl" The cholera
is come. How saa. we escape! can
not ct away. Il am in iah''-"on the
jury ''-"on the beneh''-.'nalcd to the
countcr"-"a marriage intended" and
VIVA. not-"I can't go''--i,s no 20 with
me. "What shall We ear "Wha,
Shall we drink" rhs question is small.
Men and women drink pretty much as
they please. aud NJ questions a>kel-a,
least there Is none for conscience sake"
From aqua Coehitaa;e down u aqua rit0r
they all ana each choose as they please.
aud drink ditto. Plague on all cholera"
say they 1--WE VII drink y
AMI Who asks "wherewi,hal shall we
ha clo,hedl" Nobody From Jacket Ia
sack from br2alc,o,A 10 drill. every body
wears what h ba>t likes. or mos, easily
gets And wao is not satisfied From
the pauper. who lies down all standing.
and gets up n he lad himself down, (who
carries his whole wardrobe upon him.
anl som times something elsc.) 10 tho
uiceS, gentleman Just loose from Hunting
tons. wao complains of his dress, No
boiV-man. woman. nor child.
Eut "wha, shall we eatl' | stopped
NJ Il provisoner's shop yesterday. lie sat
solitary on his meat block His ha, was
on his head. for nohoiy's presence had
asked So mach courtesy of him 10 take
il OF. The raliShcs were wilted, the as
paragus witacred. the spinach yellow.
the potatoes sprouiing. Every green
tang looked askance. as if wondering
why they had no, been bought. pitied
The silly things. and in my turn wondered
Way they had taken the trouble 10 grow.
| spoke 10 my useful neighbor and
kindly asked how was business %.
nothing. nothing cried or sighed he,
Mrs. i. sent me word 10 send no more
lettuce. and sent back what had sent.
Hr. T.. sent back the asparagus. and SAID
they should want no more I'LL next spring.
Mrs. &. sad As much about spinach. and
nay poor potatoes you see are all running
10 seed
wen, on. and called on a medical
friend. \ potion, was in his study
+ Take sail he, every now and then, p.
r II. ton drops of laudanum. Stop at
De-. - Place. aud &c, some - no
take a pcrscfi pt!on. for they won't sell you
HE best without one "W hat shall |
cai!'' For dinner. bit Of lean beef
Or mut;on-broj,ed or roastcd-wiih boil
al tire or stale bread. For breakfast
and supper. boiled milk and rice or bread:
and if YOU are not better in three DAYS.
come again. AMI will tell YOU wha, to
- no<f = "Fhera." added my friend.
tir Y YOU see the second who has call
81 within an hour on account of very
small naiadies. an! wan, as much advice
as if HEY had cholera with collapse. But
they DO wisely, for YOU know obsia rria-
cipiiS j, the word nova DAYS
nv hat shall we catl'' quote the BIZ
lie for my answer. not being a medical
man. Eat the bread of carefilncss. -
Pray What sort Of bread. Mr. X is that
SAID Ms. partiugton "ls il swec, bread.
Or Is it ehew bread" The ladv's oucs-
ton Is pertinent. and can answer it
The bread Of carefIlness'' * the bread
one makes or earns for himself |, comes
81 tttdli batifl$. d pure uuti HpD'~t n"art.
and firm mind. 1t IS always light. and
whre. and sweet. You cannot starve up
on i. and Of it YOU will rarely eat too
much, and if you 10 il won't hurt YOU II
brings with it easy digestion. for such ev-
or waits upon true appetite. II brings
cacrrfdlncss. or iinds H. Il is fall of CON
Itctiimen,. which. says the Bible, with
GOODNESS. IS 9roa. gain. IL fears the
. - ''t,ff.ra e, 81.
/ If the word Is de winch il never saws
itself. il responds die II does not re-
gard lie 50 much truth. and does not
| fear death 50 much as wrong. Now is
not this good bread, Lot the people
make /, and cr' l.
! Such, Mr. Editor. is my homily for the
,fnc-not your nc:ghbor exactly. or cspc-
cialig. bat for the people. and for him
among the rest We are they say. in a
panic because Of the cholera. This is
the sures, way TO e: IL it is going after
it. and il VIII pretty surely find il. Now.
tell the people TO forego all such folly
Tel them - keep 70 work as they have
been for years: let them eat and drink
and wear things agreeable and convent
eut for them And do caution them not
20 ask. as the sweet and grateful morsel
travels over their clean and healthful
tongue. If n hare nat The Ch0iera in IL.
Tell them that they must feel sure Of being
well, and then .'go-ahead."
Reform - fine Of fifty dollars is now
imposed by the present law OF this State
for gambling on elections, &c, and we
cannot imag ne any other reason why the
editor Of the Jeffersonian is 50 arxious 10
be elected to the legislature, than that he
wishes to have Sec. 90, Chap 53.Revised
Statutes, repealed, or so altered as to per-
nit him to stand guard all day over the
/ ballot-box, to keep j; pure, and make bets
at the same time Oh the result, Of the cleo.
ton, Hes for reform,