The Abbeville banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1847-1869, 1849-08-04
ABBEVALE G. H., s, c., AUG 4, 1849.

other code, human or diabolical, YOU
are imperiously required to shift upon your
shoulders, ior editorial delinquency, any re.
sponsibility which this quaz biographical
essay: may bring down upon the writer
Not TO fatter, the glorious fields of Buena
Vista. Ccrro Gordo, and Churubusco, were
inundated with the patriotic blood of talent
ed, scholar-lke editors and schoolmas,ers.
But never one, either Dancing master,
ventriloquist, Chuck.o'luck Castor, or Ami.
NAL Magnetizer! Their traces, it IS true,
may be imprinted upon the CORY fields of
hard won battles but, in the main and pc.
culiarly especial, On the sad days of ami.
versary celebration. Between me and foe,
prefer Cassus phiz. careworn Editor,
or Pedagogue; to forty falIs,aff Bonapar,te' s,
as the weapon Of the latter would be sword,
pistol and musket, whilst the former in ad.
dition TO these in strait, pierced to the
ground with nine spears, would dexlerous-
ly WELD, nails, fists and teeth, and Should
these not reach, Instantly demolish his trl.
umphlng antagonist by tongue or pen.
So me, near relation Dy marriage visited
his reator by blood in the infant days OF The
city of Hamburg, next morning, mercantile
relation said to John the Clerk:
8; .;John, have you sanded the sugar2"
"Rockcd the Coffee 2"
'' YesE'
"Wutcred the Rum?" "Yesw
"Come into prayerl"
You see, Mr.. Editor, that John innocent
ly sanded the eyes of that prayer, stoned it
into atoms and dissolved the rubbish into
eltish immateriaIity. DR.. Tro,ter has done
just so to somelhing.-Quere: To mes.
merism2 Mol To himself? You must
reply. % The wordy dress 10 Before
me in two sheets, have the Dr's defence,
dIssected and nice parcel of bits of flesh it
is; ,s,, It n would {: be asking too =, much to beg
Bacon prosecuted geologistI Padua
philosopher! Mr.. Editor will you give to
the public but five lines of the DIS. defence
per manuscript, ver6atins ieterat,ns ct punctu-
'ientiiof each citizens door would excite snd
keep off an uncontrolled risibili,y, which as
a dIsinfecting agent against cholera would
trample Chloride Of lime, cleanliness, and
moderate diet into the dust The DR.. has
taken the whole State of South Carolina in
his EN- bracei as u sovereign voter, Of The
sovereign District of AbbeviIle in absence
OF the sitting Of the Legislature, order his
excellency the Governor Of said State TO
furnish said Patron with ample body guard
lest that some Jonathan may cobbleI up
another mermaid aud bag said Patron
Magnetizer, with which menageric, he will
sweep the last picayune from the Golfers Of
celestial Jamaica, potent Mexico, and en-
lghtened Ethiopia. South Carolina, in q
Lethean stupor by the workings of her false
and ruinous system of law, legislative and
administrative, of politics theoretically sound
but ridiculously carried out. Of education, a
practical blank. OF publick opinion vaciIa.
ting as n weathercock, South Carolina, i'm
Poverlshed by the systematic actions of
mercilessC Congressional mobocracy, TAINTED,
insulted and threatened with annIhilaiion
by constitutional violations and free -soIers,
South Carolina and Southern Liberty, the
liberty of that glorious Charter, the Ameri.
can Constitution! Mocked by Holmes,
Stephens, and Benton; South Cardinal by
these dispensations, broken in spirit, insen-
sible to a name receives the generous
sympathies Of DR.. Trotter.
Let South Carolina dlsengorge upon the
North, her countless pests Of humbuggery,
bend nature and talents to the work OF pu-
rifying the State, strengthen and discipline
her military arms. At the expiration of the
present Presidential term. the wings having
had free access TO Uncle Sans purse, will
prove SO many toads loaded down with
their own weight Of buck.shot puseyitism
Millerism, Mormorism, Agrarianlsm, Fo.
restism, Tsrifism, Biddleism, Anti-Free-
masonism, Caucussism, Anti-nativesm.
Freesoiiism - Magnetism and Mon.
grelsm, will have done,helr work. When
blade Of grass whether, moral, religious,
political, Of governmental is 20. LEFT s.and-
inG shs Nor 4 Iolas s' lie q q ths NeIsa
Taylor piI cap f6s Yaifiaa Tks BdsSSas
ans win shslteF at the South, the Adams,
Clay, and Giddings win fasticate Is Affffi.
Old did Of Old in The Metropoiises 81 absolute
'monarchies and DANIEL Webster viii stride
the ATLANTIC Should in The onward pro.
|Fgress of human events, nece ssitty arise 10
accelerate the inevitable catastronha. aswell