Southern patriot. (Houston, Chickasaw County, Miss.) 18??-18??, 1849-07-25

flKcu WIS with l-u. uittgitai "iiv
eo,i, covered with coach lice and
iamisbcd fibands, one would swear
ibatitvas baron Raglan AID suite
on a special visit to iho queen
Ne ccollcct seeing or hcaun,(whlch
e prcttv much the same tin) If thc /
visit 10 he English court by Daniel
Webster of Massachusetts, anal Aaron
Vandcupoel of New lolk;oac sen
ator and the other a representative
ofihe American people, Tlcy met
I'm an ante-room-cach in 4 sorrcl-I
tailed wir-cach ia a lackeys coat
.or one similar in constructi0l-cach
IN TIGHT breeches. with swods and
cooked hats feathem round ne edges
with white down and as they looked
at each other, the tears Of mirh ran
down their majestic and extremely
open comteuances. At length an
USHER. with a white rod, advanced.
and beckoncd them into the presence
Of majesty. Tie constitutional cod
fisher made a straight luace, and,
with his sword between his legs, paid
Ia salute TO her Maiesty with tie
handle, which caused much innocent
mirlh 10 spread over The painted IA
COS Of the female crowd around;
while my Ouch friend GOT his sword
tangled in the larthingalc Of a fat
dowager Of German extraction and
got oil from the throe-decker by on
apology in the language Of the Meth
crlands. No; let our minister 90 to
court as Franklm did, and our minis
ter's wife and daughter appear at the
leveo as the daughter Of Mr.. McLane
appeared at the Court Of St. James
wearing the wild flowers Of her ratiyo
country in her hair. We have no
thing TO do with the Lord Roysofls
and Marquis Of WatorIords, the Count
Id0rsays and the Lady BlessiRglons
Of the Old World; we dcsirc to feed
England, smoke England, chew Eng
land, humbug England, and visit
England, as one Yankee would visit
another and when we do arrive at St.
Jamcs's or any other court, We want
| the Queen and her little Of coronots
and stars to look at US as a Georgia
| lanloId looks at a Connecticut tan
Ipcdlar-with fear and trembling.
The old White Horse is sent for, to
drag the UcrdaHi administration of the
Second Washington from the Slough
of Dcspond and the miry Clay
Mounted upon the old charger, the
Executive may collect again his regi-
Iment OF warm and devoted followers
provided he turns out his cabinet and
sends his enimies a-packing, lie
has not appointed here three true
friends, as we believe, Oh! the dc
coption of the human heart. But ri
ding the Pale Horse cannot make tho
Old man anything but representa-
| ton Of Death to the wives and chill
dren of the unfortunate olliCeholdcE
who have been removed by he cabi
met for opinions sake, and who arr
turned out upon the wourlts Mid,
common TO perish We believe tn,
day will soon come when the hors,
and its rider would be very glad {,
change places-when the American
people, aroused to TIE true position 0
the government, will sTcOk IN a voice
Iof earthquakes that will drown thun
der as easy as Niagara wouldswallov
aleather.
We presume the horse is sent for
TO be used on tie Ath of July-on tn
day set apart by the Washington
Monument Committee to raise tn,
wind TO build up their cheese-curt
looking obelisk TO the height o. ruiueC
Babel by the willows Of the western
Jordan.
Elisha, upon whose shoulders TN
mantle of Elijah rcsts-if it rest
anywhere in the circle OF our &C
quaintancc-may get the oil gentle
man out in the union Of Inc FRS
Washington; but if he does, we can
tell him that he will have to axe tw,
reefs in each leg Of the small clothe
and make an apple-pie Of ihe Goa
tails, besides turning underline bot
tom Of that brimstone-colo JACKIE
eight or ten inches or more, or il vii
lit him as purser's shirt fits a hand
spike, and give him q veu sallov
appearance, more especially if h
wears the green shoes whiel the In
telllgencer so kindly manufacture,
for him some weeks since ont of,
passage from Shakespeare.
We have been informed that IN,
reason why tile Second Washington
does not read the Union s becaus,
the First Washington never read tina