Southern patriot. (Houston, Chickasaw County, Miss.) 18??-18??, 1849-08-22

Ia wv WIN ut@BlHg some
body ior Heavens sake 10 blow hin
up; While another, with a bladder tie,
TO each heel, calculates TO tread wa.
ier with the best of the world with.
out wetting his feet. One wears bis
lshlrt collar so stiff and tall under tbe
ears, that he cannot touch the biI
lows with his feet; while another has
dashed himselfto the stream anchor.
so as to be certain Of being lonnd
when they come to look after him
IN case the ship gets overheard
Old Neptune, who has had oreof
experience in naval affairs. bSying
crossed Rock bridge several times
IS going about with an alLsufieient
IPod-auger, boring holes m tbe
bottom of the ship TO LET ont tbo
surplus water; while the small arm If
Idelence, the man Of war, is HAVING
the touch.holes of the cannon increas'
ed so as to fumigate the crew with
birthstone at every discharge and
thus save the cost of an extra pound
OF sulphur. There is fine prospectI
Tor a wreck Of everything ahead and
when the time does come. "tbe noise
and confusion will be greater than i
was at Cleveland when General Cass
was there. BY the way, a BOBBY who |
writes for the Cleveland paper deelars |
that we applied to this administration |
for justice Of the peace eomm;s-
sion, and couldn't get it. That is
one Of the biggest bonncers vet and
should have checked the simpleton
even IN this "heroic age" We would I
as soon steal sheap as to ask tbis
administration for any appointment.
and if we should consider Il GOOD
cause for our democratic friends toll.
read us out of the party and write !
"lchabod" over our key-hole. h
We don't desire TO belong 70 tbo
ban Of honest men who have sold !
Their democracy for the smile of \ :
military hero and a cold sboulder n
But the ship of State is indnn0or =
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES and Sell n
lshness, are all at work; and while n
distinguished dancing master i 4
living the Second Washington = :,
rawlngroom polish at Chambery-I .,
S Ialma, the celebrated artist I'm. n
pred NapoleOn-the tricks and ba. ii
Its o'lrontier life "stick out a feet, n
ON our Magnus Apollo, and he for. r.
YER iorgets himself, and gives tbe @
lllors scraps with his foot and q,
PUSHES the top Of his head when be o.
lakes a bow Constant attention f1
oweveE and rap over the knuck n
IS, duly given once a day, as in the r,
Use Of other children, may howev. :
bring him up to the standard of "a,
'uTt etiquette, butas Mrs Parlington m,
silly remarks, you cannot make \ m,
ieadlng-trough out ola swill pail Of
q the days Of miracles are ovel Gas
The great discrimination used in ,na
Letting persons from among the 90,
ople for appointments abroad is
other evidence that the shin is IN ola
ager When the cook and t6e sor
K OF the Dust arc promoted to the ow
arter deck, and posts below are ioi,
ed by means of a lottery from the hin
ecastle-when honesty and capaei. os ,,
Ire sneeringly alluded TO as words vii
a during the canvas, for the pnr.
e OF catching gulls, and fidelity is
y word anG good wife turn over
ask, in hurried accents. "Wbat =
he matter?" 1t is currenlv repor. !
that the great Ohioan, the inmor- IN \
SECRETARY of the Interior, who a 81,
TVS how TO give and how to take as
y a contract for stationerv-see the aI
case Of Wheeler & Co.'s about |
90 to Russia after court polish and how
rs oil, ond fit himself to run for wat
presidency in 1852. But itall wat
It do. is in
u may wash him and brush him, peal
nd do what you will, Tor
he sent of the rose, dem
Will cling to him still. graf
he Secretary Of the Interior has ; .ouo
removed the following clerks ''I ~
the General Land Office: IT. ~
T. Fraily Mr.. Foster, Mr.. Gun, ~ ~
ham, Mr.. Causin, Mr.. MINK, wv :
Flood, Mr.. Frazier, Mr.. |. D. Wy Wy
Ter Mr.. Bestor, Mr.. Pennyback. e l,,g'.
Mr.. Parker. Mr.. Curran. Mr. Ia'u.
nleaG Mr.. Whitacre, DR.. Brown oa :.
Slade, Mr.. Ashton, and Mr.. ,,,g =, .
gerlord. Pa'ly
lis removal Of some Of the very , iJ.'ll
clerks in Washington, without ' lr,h,
slightest cause-m a manner - Wy
AIRY to LAWS on par with all I a,,',
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