Richmond enquirer. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1815-1867, 1849-11-30

prenc Court with u! bench II takes the head OF this de-
arneni manage difficult subjects. and what with upset
na the Commissioner of Pensions ana orerhaung detunct
Indian claims stands forth like old Smiths queue iii .ros
~ weather, precm;nenty erect.
The Department ol the Interior Is tie biggest c'd III the
trndc bed b. all Odds and but for way II has at taking
place in the middle of the bed another fellow might sleep
with il with pleasure As il *. however none ut thr
Cabinet prefer sleeping on both sides OF te MstF ia.;
and hc rcpnses like Lieutenant ONheey IN Mitspman
Easy. solitary and alone The subject OF vaccination at the
taking the census before this Department, and
committee OF Cow Doctors out hunting after healthy
scabs Tor the salaries varying from two Thousand
thousand eight hundred dollars per annln payable IN
advance from the surplus fund by covering warrants The
renovation of The wigs o the Republic has also received
marked attention between meals and M odd times. and pub
lie vessel has been despatched Norway after caravan OF
bears make hair oil bv the punchcon II l. supposed maj
these animals crossed with sufficient number ri healthy
from Wall New York might render all further
nportaons unnecessary: ard properly baitcd By the Go
might afford fine sporI for the Cabinet
and Congress on Sunday afternoons, in Commissioner
AIuds lawn, which every knows reaches from The Pre-
si!cn' Kitchen garden 10 the canal
The culture Of the grape is another important matter wor
thy Of early aeongrape being used on board our vessels
81 ana having )ccn tried with great success al Buena
Vista. The head of this Department. who Is ever ready I"
pioneer The for the public good l. now trying all the To-
reign wines he get hold Of ALPHABETICALLY and honnpa
hicay, geta prime for the home manufactured
article when is made in sufficient quantities for him 10
taste Whisky is good here as is in China; ana why
old port be made ont oi skins here rs good as
that which from Lisbon, is more han any one oi the
Cabinet can tell u.s.
corps Of lcitcr-wriier pcnsoncd by The Government.
country, in advance upon all important matters o doubtful
policy Ii the thus brought the notice Of the pco-
pie rake and generally approved Of then the Executive
organ follows in their wake with its eadrn leaders and the
speedily arranged upon the plans proposed mn
tn contrary is generally The the people loaihc
hcnr then the irresponsible retailers Cabinet secrets
denounced cannatos ami there the matter rests; Tor
nobody is responsible for what nohod? does or says ana me
administration least Of all. This i great improvement
upon the old system; and as the fellows all fed ny the
same hand and cnnnled from the manager, delight
rl uniformity Of sentiment pcryadcs the whole, and the
most remarkable condolences o language and thought ar.
pear in The country papers from the Aroosook 10 The Del
Norte.
Thc propriety furnishing each department with copy
Of Chesterfield and Complete Letter W ritter is also stg
gestcd United States spelling school in The great room OF
the Patent Olc. would add much 10 the uniformity oil The
orhography Of ho governments; and II bureau ri "r'ho-
graphy could oc established with procssorshp man
the internal arrangements OF this department would p
complete.
The propriey Of building private residences Of the pub
liz reyen, the cabin; has been iorcby impressed upon
oil. minds since the difficulty which the head Of this depart
en has had in procuring suitable lodgings lo himself al
reasonable charge. lfCongrcss should sanction this pan
perhaps would be well have green house attached TO
each residence and public gardener appointed 10 stper
tend the whole This would enable the Executive provide
for one of the descendants Of the 'brding heart without
disturbing the present public gardener who has brought his
science such pitch that he trim trees al both ends
and make them more thrifty BY the operation
The pub!l lands continue pretty much where they Were
when ,h Great Architect Of the universe placed 'hc and
the Indians gradually going away from them before the
p.accahl means the government wit ciachments Of
dsagoon, and infantry. 4 few talks with tliem by
help u casiiron interpreters loaded 10 the mulzes with
grape and canister will clear the premises and leave
| clear field Tor postegiiy.
The useful arts arc in Il lair way of being encouraged,
since have put the head o the Patent Office OF the
best writers upon hydraulics and other waer-works that
could b. found abroad The forests of the old States are III
danger If being consumed Tor fuel and houses It's though,
advisable recommend that every citizen Of the United
States whenever hc leaves his residence should fill his peck
with chesnus and acorns and should plant OF them
whenever and wherever he stopped for purpose IN the
of The day. We think that il this rule was adopted
-. and
a would III short time hea perfect nursery
without further appropriations.
The rvey progressing with gca, rapidly; and
when ali tn base lines and angles along the coas
nrnpse roads and bridges sufficient o. ,he inhabitants WI"
have i OF the public treasury, without raising
the question internal improvements for the anmdyers!on
Of strict consuconsts. The electric telegraph "ich Is
he ost-eccenlric of all the employed hy TINS de-
ariment has been made 10 play psalm tunes on SUNDAYS
and lighter airs tho other days nj the week When our
messages be carried where for tco ptnce and
song the bargain i, 10 us that the millennium may
paroned for all sins of omission and commission and tha
Congress will pass laws against nepotsm, and ASK no
awkard questions about scrip long since disposed oil we
shall the civil and proceed 10 the military affairs oil ms
republic where every is soldier aud every
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War r.ars his wrnked Pence b'oods win
silver wings the gentle Guaaiuver and upon me pun
rushed banks Of the Buampootcr Ansicritz and Niarns'
have insignificant villages while the city OF HUI II
Boston harbo alone for havoc pestsnce anu famine
Liberty with ell of whiskcy day leans at West Poin
upon broken spear and Cupid twines wreats oil ros.
around The rusty brooches III the silent cannon an eNpec
tion half military and hall Grill has been sent out IN wagons
with spring by the Department, of the INTERIOR 10 I'M
California dggnss; bu for what good purpose me DriI
mcn Of War remains in reasonable and we NAV say ho
| an unnatural state of dubuosay
The personnel OF the army has mprovedby reduction
and the ariei has been perfected by keeping IN dry pc
and drinking good liquor. Taking every thing INTO cohsd
ration we consider The standing army Of republic goo
thing especially about large cities in times Of elections
mobs and other terrible cxcilemcnts France i ol me s
"A h.rf
camp-wocn and suffers. We think We are as wen ap' IL
France keep mp half that number The pacuce ~ wear
ing whiskcrs in the military service 81 me Ineu otieS
moi +, h. defended by any principle al law equity Some
officers cannot trn respectable pair 10 save seir SOUS
and why hair should be- required By regulation 10 gro" w
hair declines grow IS matter winch WE ca''o, ia
j. n renonan To liberty and contrary 10 nature boih iocgi
and domestic. We therefore recommend that Congress
should off every whsSrr III the army by means OIL IN
previous ques Much time and p0mdtum woud mus ~
saved and glory would find something else 10 crown peSict
sandy whskes and bald heads when she descended upon he
eand OF immortality. Raising such crop around the Illz
ze weakens the of the upland growth lhere Is LOO
much sapee and sulphur put IN our gunpowder IN hes
piping times of peace great saving in these articles hh
be made 1t is only requisite Tor the powder III tie Oh edc
Ia carry itself out of sutng Why, then, shoh'
be made strong when it was required 70 carry gu
u pound balls in addition 10 its own weight we presume
Congress will lcgislate Understandings in this matter a
gyc The War Department in tho shape Of clerical fund
what off OF the powder Besides al .his ' sd,
phur and charcoal arc wanted for the preran a"! sd'
petrc is in great demand for pork
The proDety dispensing with tongerRy raons III WI
army is suggested. How officer can want 10 eat NOR
pork and other components every year that ne continues
service when he has lost his teeth and is only n ioo to
gunpowder and hardly for that sa chnHaPm beyond on
philosophy in old soldier docs not draw or eau any ol
Than raw recruit Why, then, should the ola oicei Cd
more han the young one The Commlssary oil subsistence
will soon find the pork crop exhausted if We so on feeding
distractions at this rate. 80, Il. -
As merchant navy has been suggested BY Distinguishes
nsSa officer of oar country III lien OF the present one wou'
no, he well To have merchant army! This could De oon
az easily as the former and then could be carried on oy
contract We think much should be paid for conquerng
foe bv The lump this idea should prevail and fuss o.
Kicked M about tobacco. gr2ettes dvestuis ana ONE
groceries between France and England and our rcpuoc
about the neaes and quickest Job OF work In me cutting an
s,sne line would be done in the vicinity OF this hemisphere
that has ever been recorded by mortal pen
The propc,y Of adding onions 10 the army ra,lon IL
stead o wskcy has been suggested and has &c
rious attention Onions strong, and VII! keep OH I'M
scuyy thew are also capital for bad breath; and the man
war wants such ood besides like damp gunpowder thoug
thew smell rank they add The brains OF the M whlcl
il more than can be said Of whskey The ordnance OF IN
United States are all heavy for quick marches \ ign
gun which is loaded the brecch and which Ia 'he ian
rago of the inventor precois unless /, does iii
t,,rrnrd7 is highly recommended for field work ms Gun
i, l., b. sung under horses belly cngthways and IS TO
fired from the rear Thus, when il rebounds, II Will prope
the forward and By this means VII! render II possi