The Arkansas banner., 1849-09-04
fFrom the Washington Union. The Grand Toar--again.

"Do yOa pretend to pull wool over my eyssi" "'TaIat wool. 'tia rabbits fur."-Wslpole.
 "Mrs- Prim. ds you know where they go, ostriea feathersf''
 "oh yes, mann; they go. them in -austris." "Wsl, do tell; who'd have thought it.''
 Mrs. Psyfiagtsn's ReAsins. "whsss do yoa bury your dead. Captain Thun- derf"
 "I doa't bury them at ell. When knock h--'s skismatie hsss of the rainbow, which it took the immortal and unnatural gsaiss of Newton to de- plofs and examins the sams."-Rsssiier.
 The record of the deeds of grea, msa, like the roll in the Rattle Abbey of England, is scroll ol glory baptized for eternity, Men have lived in ss- scurity. whose minds wsts created for dominion and whose thought wers
 Orient pearls at random strung: and thoss men have died in dtehss and poor house and have filled half-dag graves for few hoars be fore they experienced medical resurrection and lazuriassd in the bsig$ regoas of the dissoeting- room.
 Men who vese never made for fame's high sum- mi, have by accident been showed into positions where they show otf like haas upon hot grid dlss, or eats on a rolling eask.
 We receiisct eaes to have heard the story of an lrish canal digger. who worked near Richmond. Hearing oas day that planter ia Carolina desired tutor for his children. and f--l.ss As=s=s== sf sx- changing the mastock for the Qai. Patrick repair cd forthwith to the anticipated Eden. Upsa iaire- ducing himself and stating the object of his visii the planter received him with the greatest polite ness and apparent satsfActioa, and proceeded ss business.
 "Ysa desire to b. tator h my fam1yi'' said he. The son of Eha bowed. "Well, thea," said the planter, !" must examine you before making an sagagsmsat." The IrishmsA bowed again.
 "Are yea grammariani" I" said the planter, as q commencement ie miau.e ovsrhauling of the can. didais's stors of knowledgs.
 "Ns. by y-s. am 3 virsaan," replied the irshmaa, and be made tracks P, D. c. fo. the ca nal sgAa, and bas never been heard Of since in that part of the saint's heritage.
 boy who had studied medicine, by pou nding medicine oaiy. in doesor's shop a, the North, ioaad himself enc rainy Ssta'dsy in Alabamy with 's Ss"At ~e"sJ WatyfSoss anu su empty parss. While there. he was 'addsnly called uPoa sa physician to visit man vhs vas cheksd with aSsss. Puszlsd extremely. yet well aware that life rspasaion. and svsrytaint holy and happy de- pended spea his sxsrtisas. hs sisssfminsd to try . ns~ 'ystsm ef medicine aPoalthe patisnt He ae- eofding directed the stisadan@ ss stand him spsn n" head, whiis hs ucklsd his Aniipodss with sweet oil and feather. The noHl treatment and the tickling nads the patient lsu1, and the hsas, dis- ''ogsd' nsw cat of the fazs-leksd jaws sf dssih-- ss'ag the pstsat sad esvsrisv the doctor witA the highest heasu.
 "seesld tAss Psiat the curisas observers es n'a sad shiags .e many objects. and especially 'alass whssh wssid sesm ts illustrate our a.rssay .a'c'sssy Hussrstsd idsas; ht q vs have 10. the ose'sd Washiagsss ss ssssa se, ss well ss the sa''ss'ai whig Psrsy, ~s msS descend se the con. aea alag sf the werid. sndlsy before the Amer