The Arkansas banner., 1849-11-13
the Washington U niOl.I
 THE SEfgiD TgEa.

busiarss et Dasy day, we blessed wiih tte following ommuaicatau from our immortai Second l Best Ills object, appears now, aot po5i,icai, 1 but purely aninlal-beiag bound for cattle shows museums, horticultural exhibitions and lafs,. bee, concerns. one of the Secretaries, is is ssia is to finish the navy, and follow atlef hiH per telegraph and to address the people for hin al convenient dis ianccs, he being deat aud therefore less ilabie to iEirrrup ii0n from the democratic shouts n account ! of the geroas victories throughout the land But 0tbeIio says n inc story book, ''1ae lrttcr! the leticr! and don staad gahpiiug there al day like saving landlord over his poor liquor" So we will h sien to the grant deagasHem by placing tAe in- vaioabe document before the American people, ane letting it explain itself
 ON oua SeeoNo ToUR, To Baltimore direct. per CoiIan'er safe mail. My DEAR HEROIC AGEa--lasing rccoYeTed from the gTergieRt iite sooaer than expected, and beihg naturally of an inguifing miad and ol nc poiitIcai tnra--paTiieuiany of such a tUra has ateiy been mace in politics ail round the eoiapsss We bave determined to ehJoy ourselves in own way, without sny of yoar Governor Johnstons or your Mil,ard finIofes 10 Oe pushing up aud pnthng Us dow1, like Puppet al a TAree show We have, therefore, commenced another toar Oar last, you will recoiiect carried Dhio and Pennsyi- y1Hia fer Us all hollow, and this we eNpect N M ix he flint of Maryland two years ahead .'simiins or no simlIns,% anu at the same moment enlarge our views oi short horns, SouthdOwns, Berkshircs, aud brood mares the things, after all! which sup port the repubc for iiaiion withoGt good animals Is sli'n concern, and We dou | care knows il Well, in the cars we got. with shit of rAinent in band box and pIilow-bier; anu, with one oi these articles each side of Us, we ihled whole pew, and made respectable show for slnali pat tern We went solitary and aioae, as the giftwent t0 be married. The caOiIct didn't want tO go however, aud tried 10 vote down; but We called inc previous question 0ae morning-ths day after Inc election III Mary iaBd-wben none of them dared 10 come but one of the Secretariesi and he couldn't bear the motion, and il decided er,m. con, We voting for il, aud r. asking for d new count, which we couldent hear uatu it Was too late to return 10 it. Tine people in tie cars were very curious t0 Know who were and to prevent all iuLtheT annoy yance, addressed the auditors in tiIe following strain; ''Ne the Second Washington, bound OH d short tour, quite we'll ol the summer affections, and ready for ghi seeing; trOt out bioo9c tliies, aud bring on youT big Deets, but away with all politics aud found ai fail eieetions.' When We finished which was after very great effort a0d tune We reciined upon our pillow bier, liAe Diogenes on his tab, and cOgilated with eyes shut until we brought nP at Baltimore good new. anu d bright pewter Guttoa belor ii Is secured. We missed in Baltimore our friend, z Collins ~ho was once our second sGad0w; ana bat for tIe conductors ! asking the crowd to ulsNe way for the Second W ashingtotR we should have been pushed over the baggage again, as We were boari that blasted Ohio steamboat on our way to tine seat of politics l we got quarters at last at Baruum's amid great shout, which we thought was account of oar presence; bal, aas it turned 10 be on ~Sanaai l oi the defeat Of lAylersm ia Baltimore. his, with the PeOusy yyania news that reached us al tiae same moment decided us in our intentions, ana We 1 determined 10 return 10 the old green table, aud travel no more for wings, hogs, or any other nstl- talions of our glorious, wide.S read, though in- lernaiy eccentric country.
 We are satisfied that GENEaAL DissATisFAcTIoN ha2h mia, ,sf,,fr h in politics and gfu6rbiihg in dark eorners; aud we have, therefore, written to Crawford 10 coart-mar- tia the old fire eater soon as possibie, aud have him shot under the second article of tine cspiuia lion of Monterey.
 Next to the presidency, we think cattle show is the Knee plus HhTa of the world. II the land of Spain, wouldn't We have buii-nghts every Sunday in that informal great 40 acre lot which MUD has built around the frog pond at the bottom oi our gardeul and wouida't we have Christian audience to witness itl We do love animals, as any one knows who is acquainted with our coH- Stiatonal advisers; and but for the of it., we had rather curry old Nhitey than receive foreign minister, any day. After sleeping soundiy in beG that had ieser frame to it, awoke in Baltimore. and heard the strangest kind oi cat-caiis horn iootings, beilngings, and cleayer- -cidshings, for half aa hour, which worried us some. uatil we found out that the whole proceeded from bread, oyster, milk, hsi poditry, chestnut, and t.nit-se irrs, and that II was Cahthuinpian concert, spontaneously cfeaied for the occasion on our ac- ! count
 We then dressed ourselves. and received com mittee of agrlca auIiSss rho never performed oay < work on the soil in their lives. anu who never n- tended io but they were all wered upon the su0- Ject ot conpostS, dewiaps. fetloeks, early yorks,
 neTcerS, sweet-waieTs, catawbas, keeHe seedlings, dry fodder, short horus tups, nubbins suO soil, harrows, and respectable TaheS and what wilh talk ing iearnediy aud lasting often of grape Jnice aud current Je,ly, they passed oil for CtacIRaali, aud appropriated to themselves tie glory of the live stock and vegelabics of old Maryland. They put hus in mind oi what we might do in our own siiUa-
 lion al nome much, that We began 10 ruminate
 upoa The PrOpri-y oE our pretending to be top dog
 of The play yhouse il we couIdnt conduct the affairs
 of the eoxerument day, and, by mesHs of kitchen cabinet to be selected by tie kePUblie bearuiug our
 regency boys with vengeance at the old green
 able al iho uext meeting. Having hobbCd and k9bbca
 with the committee, We took cur Way to tlis saow,'
 with both hands iu our brooches pockets aad our
 handkerchief pinned Tn, to prevent pckpockels
 from easing us of any thing valuable. A ud here We
 mnsi pause or brief space X collect ideas ard
 remember what we saiI in answer to the ettirl spokesman of the "shoT. who, ,>by the way Was as glib oil, and threw language about as etc
 phant scatters wisps of hay rafasger. We
 have got II, re il is. isnt it terse qua heautia
 "Mr. ChcerInan and gentlemen Of the coalmit,ee
 of the Agricultural ooclety. ICheefs receive
 with inexpTessbiiity your cordial (real msht
 welcome 10 the fiir of MaryIa land and the Maryland fair, Loud applause IL Is an aQav for tar day, winch, J4Tiy considered, bids jar to be the iaW ol your jlie. anu, with jar play, viii eud ta'r
 Laughter. IL presents seehes aud associations
 ideniicai AIlh the interests and prosperity o oui
 coHslFy anu her glorious insti .utlohs fsHIoay ! and dotnestio Zoology -and carries as buck to the
 days when we wore satient pahtaioous. bnttoned ul behind, aud Il hat et rea beaver, made of andy Cd
 rabbits fur, tdpplsusei recollection desrer 10 u, than m't'tary or nalasry ntiAirs any ti'ae. aey
 where, anu any how, bs hsa whigs. or be tAea democrats. shouts ot adnifat!o0i
 '''for the kind manner in which you ailude tt our ties, which are .'MOaT0e lies, yuigarty caIe, ; brogaus, and which, being ap to tbeir iasteps |, , your mad, thus intimately connected witl s Maryland, receive our warmest achnos sledgneats U Cheers And now, iB conclusion, zentienen, d
 ihe animals have been sweating all aighi, aud is 0ahealthy o breathe ike of unw ashed me- J hnus ,re Mnnli -anr.sI tn Nnn h, ii1. ln.ls