Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1849-12-28
IM MANY THOUsAwDs

binary and immediate power of restoring perfect
health to persons suffering under nearly every kind
Of disease to which the human frame is liable
III MANY THOUSANDS
of certihcated instances, they have even rescued
sufferers from the very verge Of an untmely grave
after all the deceptive nosrums Of tho day had ut,
terly failed; and to many thousands they have
permanently secured that uniform enioym.Dt Of
health, without which life itself is but a partial
blessing. So great, indeed, has their efficacy inva-
rab!y and nfilliby proved that it has appeared
scarcely less than Miraculous to those who were
acquainted with the beautifully philosophical prin-
clples upon which they are compounded, and upon
which they consequently act. 1t was to their
manifest and sensible action in purifying the springs
and channels OF lie, and enduing them with re-
newed tone and yigor, that they were indebted for
their name.
Unlike the host Of peraclous ouacke~ics which
boast OF vegetable Ingredients, the LIFE MEDT-
CINES are purely aud solely vegetable and con-
tam neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor Arse
me- nor any other mineral, IN any form whatever.
They entirely composed of extracts from rare
aud powerful plants the virtues of which, though
long known to several Indian tribes, and recently
to some eminent pharmaceutical chemists are alto
gcther unknown to the ignorant prctenders to
medical science; and were never before admins
tered in 50 happily eicacous a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats Of
the stomach and bowels the various impurities and
crudtes constantly settling round them; and to
remove the hardened Gaces which collect in the
c5nvo!uti3ns Of the small intesnes. Other ned-
clucs only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind to produce habtua Costive-
ness, with all its train of evils or sudden Diarrhaa
with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known to ali regular anatomists who examine the
human bowels after death and hence the preiu-
dice of these well nlorme men against the quack
medicines OF the aye. The second effect of the
VEGETABLE LITE MEDTCLTE3 is to
cleanse the kidneys and the bladder; and, by this
means, the liver and lungs, the heallhlu action of
which entirely depends upon the regularity of the
urinary organs. The blood, which takes its red
color from the agency OF the liver and lungs, before
it passes into the heart, being thus purified by them
and nourshed by food coming from a clean stomach
courses freely through the Veins renews every part
Of the SYSTEM aud uunPhautIy mounts the banner
Of health in the booming cheek
The following are among the distressing variety
of human diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES arc well known to be ufaI-
!IDir:
DYSPEPSIA, BY thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating a flow of pare
healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrid kind;
FhATGLENCT, lass Of ApD,tie. UearijYra,
HeuGaehc. RsHics2ao2S, T'-temDsr, 1atiefV,
LlHra1r, and Nei1aclol4. which are the general
consequence Of its cure.
Costivonasg, by cleansing the whole length Of
the lutcsllnes with Il solvent process, aud without
violence; all violent purges leave the bowels cosliye
within two days.
Diarrhpa. and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acnd fluids by winch these complaints are
occasoard, and by promoting the iubricdive seere-
ton Of the mucous membrane
P9veTs of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases. and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in Others,
The idgG MEDICINES have been known to
euro RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks aud Coz in half that time, by removing
local Inflammation from tbs muscles and lgaments
Of the joints.
Drops;es Of all kinds, by freeing and strength
enng The kidneys and bladder: they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of GRAVEL
Also Worms by d;slodging from the turnngs
Of the bowels the SHINY matter to whioh these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and CONSUMPTION, by relieving the
ai-VcsseS OF the lungs from the mucous which even
slight colds VIII occasion, and which, if not re-
moved. becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
sourvy, Ulcers and Tn7aterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE HEIDI
Scorbutic ErUptions aud Sad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skin, ana the morbid state of which occ;.-
SONS all eruptye complaints, saoW, cloudy, and
other dsagrceahe comp'eXions.
The use Of these Pills for very short time will
effect an entire cure of SALT RNEUM, and a
striking improvement i'll the clcaruess Of the skin.
COMMON COLDS and INFLUENZA Will
always be cured by dose, by two even in
thc worst cases.
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well known TO hundreds in
this city, that the former proprietor Of these valu
able Medicines was himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass OF the -Ultcria Nedicd.
lie however at length tried the Medicine which is
now offered to the public, and he was cured in a
very short time, after his recovery had been pro-
nouuced not only improbable, but absolutely im-
possible, by any human means.