The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1836-1851, 1849-06-20


dryer he grows. On his death bed he cries
for more drink. for the last time, and then
he goes out OF the world as thirsty as if he
had lived on Goldfish all the days of his life.
We think Dnwss receipt for drying, in
this case is rather a scorChcr.
THE SPICE OF L1FE.-It won't do for a
man, when horse kicks him, TO kick back
in return.
1t won't do for politician 10 imagine
himself elected to the gubernatorial chair,
while the back counties are not heard FROM
1t won't do to exlol the beauty Of a ady's
hair before you know that it did not once
belong 10 another lady's head.
1t won't do to crack jokes on old maids in
the presence of unmarried ladies, who have
passed the age of forty.
1t won't do to plunge into lawsuit re-
lying wholly Oh the justice of your cause
and not equipped before hand with brln-
mIng purse.
1t won't do for chap to imagine girl
is indifferent to him, because she studIouSly
avoids him IN company.
Ii won't lo when in hurry, TO eat soup
with two pronged fork, or try to catch flies
with a iiSh-nct. .
1t won't do to be desperately enamored OF
pretty face until you have seen it at the
breakfast table.
1t won't do for man to bump his head
against a stone post, unless he conscientious
" believes his head is the hardest.
Mother" said an interesting little boy one
morning at breakfast, Il want some mix so
bad Why don't father buy COW? OId
Mrs. Wilson's got one now" "Be patient"
said the affectlona,c mother. Mr.. Wilson
has Joined The Sons of Temperance, and
hear 'em say that your father has notion
of Joining too; then VIC Will soon be able to
buy US cow"
A club Of women in Paris who contend
for the widest and most extended right, have
code of bylaws. One Of the article runs
in this wise:
Any young woman who fnds herse,i
married to a man of fifty years OF aye, shall
have perfect right to swap him OF Tor two
Of tDenty fve years'each."
How TO OBTAIN PURE AIR.-The New
York sun says; dissolve one pound OF chlor.
uss e. water one GALLON,
! OF MI, mix,nrc ,hroS~n int" sink every day NJ
noon will keep the surrounding atrn"spherf
pure and healthy; or, il preferable hall peck
Of quick lime thrown into the sink every week
will have The same effect.
"In crowded or damp rooms the air may be
purified by keeping saucer full OF chloride oil
| lime or plate full Of unsIacked lime, on Inc
| floor. AS soon as the lime slacks II Is uhh' ior
use in rooms but may be used to purify cutters
or sinks. The chloride Of lime when it has
los, the odor which distinguishes it from CON-
mon lime, is no longer useful as a purifier.
"Whcn it is desirable to obtain the purify.
inc virtue Of chloride of lime in large quantity
sprinkle little vinegar upon it. Oil Of vltro
spriukled upon chloride Of lime will disensage
| the chloride still more rapidly but this should
he done only under the direction OF a physician
as the chloride gas when brealhed in large
volume has very injurious effect upon the
lungs. The safest way to use the Chloride OF
lime in room is to keep it i'll saucer"
Hrcu AND Low CLAssEs.-The following Is
from the Philmlelphia Ledger:
a high and low class" certainly do exist in
all cities. But who constitutes the high class!
WHY the orderly, the sober, the quiet, the law
loving and the peace preserving citizens, with
out reference to rich or poor. Were it other.
wise, society could not hang together for an
hour. Who constitute "the low class" but the
Iaw.hrcakers, the peace .disturbers, the riotous,
the brawl,nr incbrates and the incorrisble
loafers. Not the poor, for there are at least as
many poor among the sober and quiet portion
Of the community. as rich. The distinction of
..h;',h ,rJ ln,v in classes. when properly de.
6usJ involves no invidious sarcasm, ignomini-
o,s m drrradu:on on the poor. Who constitute