The Arkansas banner., 1849-07-10
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EsPsstsnaed seazaea. vhe go iate the loosely lais- tadss sl chs north in ssafr of evsatan to hrn his brains into candles his ailow into o snd hs teeth iRte eorset Fibs ARd nmbreh Faftcrs, @rays thFow alnh 10 the sagaeioas monster before they Pene- traie his royal bluAher. The baateFs es wild ee- phants a the majestic Eorests of Ceyiea and farther lIssia, eeax lile Ane@i ipIHactabls animals to be boand. hy sending tasoe fesnale to te love Hats atoand their wFinkled trunks, aud dye tAeif Po1- desaus tasks with wild strawberries. Royal dEess are also csaghs wish ease aPoa throwing Pcriams bags iato theis imngIe~ the spotted Faaeais rolling upon tleta, and snnfng up their strange odor wiih wild delight.
 sueh being the way in whieh man hambugs the nousers of the sea and cf the land t s net ssyange that the wiss anasa ef erpaiion who walks on his hind iegs and eats with spoon should occasaonaliy eodeayor to eosse the HagRikesat crsf hs unthiHk- ing and lees cunning fellows.
 Hambngs, therefore, Iningie h with the ordinary business of humSn fife, and in ssms ages os the world separate the whote people into two classes. 10 wit hunabagvefs and hambugg-es. This kafPsas be the in tho civilixed world, and mere especially that pnrt of i who~e Mecca Is Washing ton. aaa whose watering places are Newport and Ssn Francisco The first hufnbag that we have now upon us is the Second W Washington, who has no friends to reward nnd eBeniies to punish, and who administers ihe government fof the beneht oi the whola people in constitutional manneEs and who declares that "he has much influence as any 0ae Df te canf1et, and can kie tnSHn OCc1sfonAsy he cannot gst his member iB;" and the second hum bag Is the democratic heroic party who voted for whg in uniform, and got al last nothing but cold rebukes aud wiiherinx scorn. These pretty boys, who wefe going 10 mend the government croekcry aiesly with constntioaal patty, have only been permitted ts ehew meuidy cFnsts for the monkeys of the nstonSl meuageFie, and sit upon the door stoae of the white house a levee night Well, very they have their reward, and all the beasts and the eIdess say Amen. |
 The tI.isd hspbug is the upper ten thousand ' CT the 'codfsii srisiocraey," who, having amassed wealth by class legislaton commercial gambling, OF having inherited it from iseriy ea fathers who pneha their diahragms ili their eoffeFs. aRtil they dird with tle aR ndice. aud were buried n ma hOsany and silver, set up for wts-patrons ol art representatives of reasoning Constituencies and plea ters Of isdIsbsgs aw. and bore their way through life ike eels sboal of spawning slrad. carrying of tie eggs of society. and leaving slime and oced sioBally smart electric shock in place Of them These and women. too, look down upon their felowS aud felFowesaes with denbie- -harTeiacd Spy glasses veal hair every where but where nature aud naiare's God intended u 10 grow; live upon bottled gas and deyilied kidneys; cry when they sheald laugh, and laugh when they siSould cry iarn dral ear to soldering humanity, pay bali eagle see foreign pot wrestler initiate the lneu of wHelcheduess; walk like harequins and act like clowns leave tIieir houest tradesmen bills rzsJ, aad spend fortune in lotteries and stews piacA their EligiOU, and put the devil ia sheets o lsyeDdes; epprss the poor, and OSerwhelm the rich with uoasked fsVors Oh, these the hunbugs that make life a satire, and society farce
 It is hard thing for modest man to live now We have tried it and. to 0us sorrow, can bear lively evidence te the fact As the young boarding sshosI Miss said, ' Then in Tnrkey we must do as the turkeys do' We are, therefore, | eneeavosing to bsing ourselves down to ths heroic age and hant caierpllafs the green things that sutroa ai with the best of them. swallowing hard, and asking 10 questions until dinner k over. The cabinet, understand, at late meeting. when the Premier gst dry, and the Second W ash inxtam was ~.. with perspira,ion aud diplomatic tew. performed grand anthem, arranged for seven voices, old Ipse Dird beating time the green table with his knaekies. and hHmmiHg most Hast- caily thrBugh hts tune of his own manufac- tsIe Tho Foreign Affairs gratlemaa teok ;le hase --NTeauA sang a stiff counter Ewing went of in e grand Ialsetto. .intesmingied with arytones, semi tones, easf.y stones, and srind-stones. The Sec reaary nf War took the secoud couater and struck tbs Home DepartIneHl melody n the eye; tine Sec Tettry of inc Navy pitched iutO tine staccato and apogiatura notes the Postmaster General tried ttebge witb trin, and got lost in the qn- split .sor~; while the Attorney General, wih n most cusnnodstiBg voice, sung all the parts Si once. and got through before the Home Department had finished tho first stave. It was q rouUd tune, can yoa, geu.Ie readers, aud astoHsiesi the servanIs tho Kitchen to such exteat that inc old cook struck uP- r
 'Tie gospel ship is sailing by,
 l'if& Glory haIleiu- iak!''
 while the the n1as ia waiting pitched in at the sp pGopria places, and swslled s1t tse eoReatenalion of sweet sounds
 The Seeoad Washington had borrowed the suit of caatiaeatsls woru hy his iIluSirious predecessor, 1rosB the Patent Ufire for the occasion, and dea- coaed of 'lh- wosds ia character wilh becoming spirit when the parts Isggai got out. and 6aaly wound up ihe performance with magnificent solo in the following words. to wit
 . /" When 0Fyheas took his tyre 10 hell
 To fetch his rib away,
 On that thing he pleased so well,
 t @ The devils learned to play"
 Whea the tu0e was fully ever, and finally peted asd 6atsi,ed, there great calm round filat old gresu table, which oBy broken by the bgss sIsgeys ehucking the old cocked-hai al the Pre- H,ier, and swearing roundiy that with such sF Inouaus ss, of fellows around him, the organs all might go to - where Orphcus went, wh,ch. out ol personal consideration to the company present, - Aad respect to the church, he would no, mention.
 The National Whig immediately fainied and dFed with the green sickness, told, wsItle the kepubiic arose in it's place like pt,raix from the asi,es. The iHirlligeucer erawf sAaf, and began n tune it's own hook the last line of which was ''oh. poor Harry Clay, and oh. poor Harry Clay.
 When you become the President, hones; debts
 we'll pay"
 Tn. Republic, as ~e forc,old. is some pampki@s ia shis melee but it's saIRiatesy Is eonniit- tal that we cannot tell how to meet it. We thiuk, therefore, that shall ioow ihe advice of the old Vermont mesaber whe. Shea called upon to reply ts speech ot mere words, said Sc Mir. Speaker, l hat. ie ksck against noihiBg-il wr-nehes me
 The Seeoad Washington s blessed in having au oreaa that is accommodating to represent his washes, aad af the siFne without committing bis principal, ts recommend removals from office the best I,sliey 10 ne parsned hereafter.
 We understand the naval officer who ran his ship into Hampton RoaaS. few days since, is not To hs isssiei fun the service. the cabiset hsviag satis he'd tlse SeeeRd Washington that Hsmptan Roads is not brace ef fsEaHkes belew Norfolk, sRd that nc iaiery had been done the vessels bottom from the aforssasd proniscuous running
 II iS also rumared that the Russian minister has had nc sies of demanding bis passports. fl bis relatives rrInoved from public office at Wass'- ington the Emperor, his master, loving his western