The Sumter banner. [volume] (Sumterville, S.C.) 1846-1855, 1849-02-28
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youl,g E ssI came frofi Jssef IIkiia,s
replied the; miller name Sid nsfatthet
Hale am Lord Chief Justice of fthe kiis,s
Bench. hayS observed thas iniqiuiity ofySur
proceedings This day; a1dd tfefS fSfofe COMB
down frlr1 d seat you NE fpw9 t6s hold.
Yon aro one Of the parties of ihis s
sasiteuB hpsiIl '; VIII cone thia
eordIigly Sir Matthew. Went sur, ssithS
hla miller dress and hat on bef al Win tse
trial from it's very origin, scare he'd I every
l4circhmatance Of truth and false eh0od, pfoved
tha elder brot6 hers title to- the estate. aisa
gained complete victory in favor III
and justice 90
THE PATENT RAa CHEWER.
In q yillage not many hundred nhileAi
from this place, there Isl establishes ID nd
per mill which attracts no small saliafa of
attention from The curious, and elicits ma
! my a visit, as all aFee Of coufse ai1xionssto
Zee .ISs luiI2a tii 6i rugs mo
paper. i sometimes Hal psns that fiiiosa
crowds of admirers Of the mnr eIfoIss Sots.
tain among their mum Der some 5sst .thdse5
real matter.of. fact kind of fellows who like
I 70 konw something of cause Sas we'll: as ef.
feet, which may be :illustf fa,eaf f6y y.ihe iol.s
lowing dialogue: a fst sy5
say, stranger, no " do YOU get them
ere rags fine enough for for making palpoer9
We have men emplo Dyed TO chew them,
sir. replied siha PAPER man. SIS. Ss;3ss
To what 10 chew hem, hem ] i did YOU SAW
Yes, 70 chevy them, to be sli Te-zdid
pnper?' s
Ne never q, !. !, did, and would IKE g kpog
&hnt kind OF fWages' you giive, Gaze / got
little the best set of teeth you ever did
see, said The green 'un, grinning, gnashs
ing at the same time, in tho way OF. .exfii.
billion, with d fury that made the testing
proprietor quake, lest The joke should fhiirriiS
upon himself in the form Of IA personal
combat; ~ -
Isee, i kee, replied he Of the I paper
mills stepping back; Il never saw, d better
set OF. teeth for business. Well, we give
experis::ced hands 81 80 per day, and
new beginners we: give 81 ,00--do ;yoa
| think you would like the business. sir3a
les. Stree, and the wages tool. replied
The Other with delight.
! Very well sir, You npay.set in now fofi
o month, and at the expiration / OF that, MO
! no doubt will raise your wages. Here.
old saddle blanket TO his much deli ighted
{ applicant, who took il, and sat down q hia
fasks With 40 sang rad as i Az.
ichre would q we'll roasted piece of beef.
j say, to- pard do You think thst sssar
blanket will stand me any. of. my time at
!; jalls Why, could chew il MI smaah up
! md swallow il, before YOU could tell what
time the SUN sets by Elton's alniniae,
He set to work ike q juvenile ateail
engine, his heavy teeth grinding "a II
they were millstones, the dust fiying, but
desperately inten bn co rning good hung
wages. though the labor was decide edly bad
With the ,',s ,vsoracii,y hi, 81 Il 4 Bengal iissr,
and q spirit worthy Of better cause, the
martyr to the progress Of science contfii:
ced his task, wondering beyond express
sion, in his own mind, how mony hands
or rather how. many sets OF teeth, il took
to do the chewing of that siarnaiion big
mill. But It was in vain that the heavy
jaws wagged and the sharp teeth crush.
ed, the pile fcheWed. rags did not seem
| to grow yery fash; and io add The ma.
chine rising feelings Of Indignation d d
crowd began TO gather round to witness
the singular spectncle of a human opposi.
tion TO the rag breakers, sinking the whbIS
building from another department. lgs:s. 81,
What in darnatioa are you gapin' at?'
at last exclaimed tho rag. .otewerl through
a mouthsul Of rags in state of rnas.ita:
tion, 'Drat yc, thar is fifty reg spilIin'
machines like me up stairs, all d bunch,
why don't you 60 up and see then!'
Tho crowd looked very much delighted
and expressed themselves highly pleased
with his perforinants. ..' q, 81
i know that | can't go It like them fel:
lers up stairs, for my grinders aiti't used
to il. besides, / don't believe horse blank
cts IS good to start on; but I tell yoh, stratl.
gers, when 1t comes TO vittals or tebaker3
I'm thar 535s g # s ~
The fun begun to rise, and with il the
rag cheWer's Indignation, See hefa
stranger he beloved; splitting out his
last attempt, and hnllooing at his employ.
er, who had Just appeafea-'Blah tS
blamenatioh. if Pm going to sit here and
be laughed at in this ere way--If yoH
don't put me up stairs among The rest OF
'em, | won't chew up nno,her blshket,
darned iff dol .#;tE5 s. sslt.
'What2' exclaimed tho employer With a
sober face, and very Indignantly, lis that
all you We got chewed hpf And wet,
too, by thunder7 Get out Of ihis--yot'li
never do for this business Id tho world.
There's a blanket ruined to all eternity,
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