The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1849-05-27

dollar-sman young lightnin arter spankn'-
VIII rot i like balgine down CREASED SUMS stroke
'Considerabe kind OF critter. should expect" re
marked Of the wouldbe boods of the village calmly
whiting hi, long nine, and smile OF incredibly creep
nsn Ss Old .s.O.
himself beside the young un," and producing jack
knife which had assisted him in the perfection Of
OF trades
swell, uncle Co. drawIsd out Sam, seeing you're
sorer anxious to trade sposin talk it over leete
for I've got boss Jest got, should like mighty well
to swop off,"
"Thats the talk SAM" exclaimed c., rubbing his
hands with delight for he about plungng in his ele
ment; what sort Of crter is he, Sam J" 81 4
.Ne'hn' very aarmin, guess uncle c.; but sound
:" Considerable old, reckon" Gays uncle c.
Not very and what mousht BE- yonrns age. uncle C. %
81 -Four, comm i've next grass Sam An all-killin'
:" amt seen him, uncle c. and you amt seen mine, as
knows on now let's do the thing up in short metre.
What dye say to swoppin' without SEEM. uncle :"
- A0t-no use my bsin' with syss -widA spsas
cheat me Of my eye teeth Of be had all the specs in
creation TO help me-"
"Sho uncle c., you're pokin' fun into me when you
say thame green thunder, think TO take advantage
on you 7. And he laughed at the idea
WELL Sam that's for talks sake Shall We leave it
I" Jest as you mind to have it, uncle C."
"Who dye take, Sam ~ take Seth cause Seh's hon.
was known uncle C.'s standing referee. Fl %
swell, Jake" and Sam winked to roguish fellow,
and whispered word or two in his ear .aq
The referees chose the third JUDGE very simple mind
ed individual and all about leaving for the respect
domices of the traders where the horses were said
to be, when Jake remarked te
81 'spose we've got TO bring in our award, WATSON
ever's the hOsses we've going to see"
Sarain, Jake, sartan, simultaneously replied the two
jockeys. mm.
The trio were absent about twenty minutes and stated
that the result of their chatting" that Sam should
pay uncle c. fifteen dollars to boot The hat was held
out and both dropped in in token Of their satsfac
ton with the decision Sam produced his Sleeps skim
and poned up the rhnO saying. uncle c. counted the
cash, (" All right, expect, caping.' os "a,
al guess SO, SAM replied the venerable jockey.
F" Now let's 60 and deliver the property" o
An nklng of the probable result OF the affair had got
umoed about the room. and the spectators followed the
traders TO enjoy the finale:
a" Let's go TO my place first, said Sam and thither they
went whilst uncle c. directed Seth to to his stable
and lead out his horse.
The party arrived at Sans house He led them to his
yard, and pointing to very useful domestic continuance
known a sduo HORSE said--
"There's the boss, uncle c."
Z" Hoss, be hangedp reared uncle G.
Then turning TO Seth, who was approaching with a
pretty decent animal in the lead. he cried
"You tarnal fool, you ddntyou know huff to tell me
on this afore cum here :"
al thought twas greed you should trade, no matter
what kind of boss twas" doggedy replied the fellow.
Sand my colts worth thirty.fve dollars; so you've
brought in this consumed saw boss worth twenty. ell
you natra fool" And uncle c. fairly shook with rage.
." banked that, capting," observed Seth, in self
Justification " but that ar onguey cuss, jake thar, talk
ed into old Bill, (he third judged how boss
" Eff you'll stand treat all round uncejest to obeege
YOU" quickly answered the mischievous wag
Uncle c. did treat all round, and does it again when
reminded of the trade.-N. D. Crescent. III