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 .,La, ,il.r ou nisca,otsl lore, that sh, when dP- ,..d .liy. into ho, oi eoasiseTed II seaty business. sssd wsre in q erea, hurry to cool themselves by ;ampie1 into the hfe. Shakespeare, ihe sexton oi
 nTi,sh Itsrasuse aad the dFT Datse of nature eaE- ,;.- ouf similar idea ia hs WkateF's Nighi Tdls- inc precise plaee where, we have forgotten, and the sv.e, vrosis of which we never remembered.
 w. ,o,.iAsf inc aniveTssi whig party 10 be like
 tVlto.s 6sA: and before they get through with the ,,sak,.1 which is intended tor them. We expect 10 sse ,hsn erisped up upon the blazing eoals of un- h.Ilowed ahion or siEzifng In their own dIipplngs
 The masier-spirlts of olden tune were full of .,ochets and demi-ss nai qaiFers. They were al-
 ways securing barnished gold and periecting per fsefiOn sweet oil anal rotten stone were somf m
 those days. ard solt solder then, as now, was ln- yaInahle al court Plato had vague idea ol Aome- thing he,te, than uoonshins and harder thaa smoke Aaa Aristo,s. sitvt he had made his celebrated T.wsharn. which Zimfi. Soa Nebai, came all ske way from eastern Ethiopia. with two negfoes, 10 nIay anon. yainly undertook 10 make man with out joints and a soul without sorrow. The present eahiset have endeavored to o1i-Ansto'ie Aistotle. with like suecess 4EsoP--and he is good authority with the Second Washngion--geeoTds the story of a farmer of Thracia who had goose tha; laid an egg oG gold every day; but not content, however, win receiving riches by inssalments, he cut open his pSeeiess bird that he might get precious haul al a rTsb when 10 and behold, he found nothing but yizxard and other q eeteras (as Monsieur Hueeebert consul to Lions has fl. in his advertise tnebi cn eookefy) in one hand, and dead goose in the other MeiarethOn, when he lost his mistress,
 kasx, eff hma han fuis, and was very much astonished when he found that the excess of his grief he had pulled hs best wig 10 pieces. There Is good deal Vt hair-puliing done by sorry people now. Some men, when there is right and wrong way to do thing, always take the latter. We reeolieet patson Carver once mounted hs apple tree, and sawed oil limb, but sccideniiy stood on the part that he sawed oh and came down, a. he afterwards naivey expressedit. all n heap,
 ike widow PsaIs jeIiy-pot. whea it slid out of the window" The Irshtnan, who was waking wite sythe across his neck, when be undertook ic kill 4 snake on the groand with the end of the snalh, cut his osn head od by sheer accident, and killed the snake with the whiskey that was In hfm. Inqul- riag minds n looking after thing, almost always 6nd zaotheF far better than that wlch first tvited their attention. Thus King James. when he en- deayored to make balsam for bruises, discovered cocaaitki< sayosy soup famous in the days of the image-beeakers of Scotland and an old monk, in eudesvoriag to make the elixer Of fife, discovered Hseehol ;n one retort. and gunpowder in another.
 It is the late of genius to be eccentric. and of drunken mea 10 see double: and it al~ays happens that when man has got through win the ordinary occupations ot life, he gets croieAsfy- Then II IS that he endeavoTs 10 do two things al Tben II Ina; he spsars at everybody and everything. and nothing is valuable to him unless be hnds il forksd cad doEn.
 The present dynasty is croseAefy; it has a. many ways of ssIaniRs cat as Joseph Andrews. 1t earrles water on both shoulders, aud has deligh iai practice of shutting everything that it washes, and sollIag everything that 1t riuses. One day il ia a top-ksot. and cries peace, and pfstes of keeping aloo from the wicked ways of qaaTFel- ling world; and al another time il gets hold of passing lamb, and mounts it, with the roar ot real African lion.
 Lord. how ehangeabIe it is. now ia a sweat, and nov lR q chill; now it cries good Lord, and nox good devil; and if by accident tt does what the common sease, and the country ImPe- rloasly require Ii to do. the press, from the Owls Head Advocate to the SluashtoNn Banner, calls the atteatien of the word 10 the fact that the whg dy- nasty has for once done its duty and proved 10 the ten of AII that it was not qate % bad as they expected. for t was good tor somethihg.- Like Jopathan's batter, t would answer for ebsied back If it didn't suit particularly well for white head. The Regency, now they have got REV and the SECOND WAsmSGrOS back, are batting on airs again Again they hold sweet coaRseis m out-oI- the-way places and fitting their places ot meeting t0 their subjects they have oi late taken to the out balid,ags et the Treasury. out O sight oi Old Whi tey and his master. The other day. wheh the Preach Ministers case was up, they gathered. like bees, aroaad certaa ontbuiiding well knows 10 the dapaFimeats as the place oi '-ti1e AsbsFy clock. Sisce then, understand, they have changed tneiF way of swearing. IL IS by Shrewsbury eiock'' 10 longer, bat oy " Asbury clock :" and wbeR they wish to be very positive. they add, spouts and all IL Is q euaRing Regency, snd sits about from hall 10 eow-pastare, like the Continental Congress In the revolutionary war. The other day, we under stAEd, it met in Oliver O,dsehool's room, m the Land Office, OLFvER in The chair, and IusTicE act ing as secretary, as a marx of special favor. The neg tcket for the succession, ot l" CTittendsn and Johnson," wAs freely and fully discussed. and a coanter one was agreed upon-io-wit: "Sewsrd and Ewing won't the last one get great many southern yo,esf Ii 1t don't, whA, will the south be thinking sboail
 The probability of war with France was also declared im ninent, aad pretty cause of war too Cap'aln Csrpsnder's salvage for saving ship in G,sifsss We nnderstand ,he Seeond Washington, Aiief aaeh dsiibeFstioh. has determined t6 be a secoRd Jackson. IL ls sad he has got iong pipe wi'H baCkoo stem, and has been down 10 MIiis' tsoir foon afes dark trying ts mount Old Hickory "A'-hnfss. which IS there n plaster. ready Tor oa- lag He, hoVevef. made three attempts, and every ue ne Sot well on, ne sAd ou ueHiu. anu satca HIS baesa by the flowing tail. MIlis thinks hrs horse kas reared some since he it last but for the hie ot him, he can't tell the reason. We shall, Therefore, keep dark uPon the subject, and never m-htlon it where he will hear 1t. Old HIekory's s Sso's right up at he act of saeriIege and the old cooked hat that lay ia the corner peeked away st lae distinguished Tisiler as he eat ios home oy the back way.
 We understand the Hero has put his foot down. and sweafs by all the gods that ruled over Troy Albany, Of any other port, that that Freaehman saaii 20 out oI The country, the volunteers shall be called eat again, Roiss roiGs.
 As the CLar of Russia is such favorits with this dynasty. aId as President Do1aparie ls such ia sor'te Wita the Car. We think, hoWever there wiii o- q sort oi peace Congress held ,n boat m the Gall Of Finland 10 settle the ditficulty wihoai re- softIsg to bullets or BlwIe- ksives. Ohl Peace DO" beautiful an thou. with thy silver wings and 'ay calm elae eyes, r1eiag with pIly and kidding "'ih love oat when they come to sticking straws 10 osa W h.iey's ears. or to laughing al Ciayon's GemoerAey thunder will be to pay aad ao pitch bot We Souh not iet FreDchman laugh even ct GfaeleE's boots. WG.--yes, var .--responsi ibiity