The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1836-1851, 1849-01-10

home, and pleasanter evenings. RecOIlecI
all your tormenting about business will no
render you cent richer.
l. it wife that reads this7 Do not sui
fer your husbands peevishncss, if he eve
comes home out of humor. to ruffie you
temper, or awaken a single hard thought
Perhaps you have been worried all ola,
with your servants, or alarmed for sicI
chIld-and you are now completely fagget
out, and longing for your husband to say
cheerful word to you; but do not allow YOU
disappointment 10 influence your feelings
for il will make things worse. Your hus
band will soon see how much he is in the
wrong. and make you amends by his altered
dcmeanor. lie has been annoyed, anc
came home to seek quiet and comfnrl--dt
not be angry that circumstances, not you
have prevented his receiving it. Take 6
word Of homeIy advice.
Have everything at all times, neat and ii
dy for bin; and when you see him jaded ol
out of hunor. quietly have something nicer
than usual for his repast. 1t is wonderful
what an unexpectedly pIeasan, counlenance
will do towards changing mans pcevIsh.
ness into good humor. Remember, men
are mt angels, and must be managed as
we'll Us loved.
This is almost like sermon. and what
aunt Martha calls plain talk" But it will
do you good ifynu only follow its precepts
Try i!---Neurs Gazetie.
A MEAN CAsE.-Some years since when
money was scarce, and almost every
thing was done IN The way OF trade, a
man named Jones calle, into the grocery and
dryguods store of one Mr.. Brown, and ask
ed for darning needle, offering IN exchange
an egg. After receiving The needle, Jones
sald
"Comc. sir. ain'l you going 10 treal?"
"WhaI? on that irade" inquired Brown.
"CcrlainIy, trades trade, let be big or
little.
well, wat will you ,akel7
"A glass OF wne," said Jones.
The wine was poured out, when the sponge
sal |, "woud it be asking too much to re-
quest YOU to put an egg Into this wine? !
am very fond If wine and egg"
Appalled, by the mans nleanness, the
s,"re-kceper took The Identical egg which
he had received for the darnng needle. and
handed il to his customer. who on breaking
it into his wine glass discovered that it con-
tanned double yoIk. "Look here" said
the sponge. "don't you think you ought To
give me another darning needle, this you
see is a double egg!"
THE Coop W1rE-Oh, it is beautiful to
live blameless under the poisoned glance Of
the world; poisoned whether il be praise or
blame; beautiful not TO he polluted by its
observation, but more beaut fuI 10 be init
matcly known to one; to posses one gentle
and honest friend, and that one a wife,
Beautiful to be able TO read her pure soul as
IN mirror, and to be aware, therefore, Of
every blot of ones own soul, and to be able
to purify It against tho day fihe great trial.
Mary HoueH.
10 IoUNG LADIES' have found that the
men wh" are really the most fond Of the
society OF the ladies, who cherish for them
i''SISStj d'C SCu'uII lIlt popular
with the sex. Men of great assurance,
whose tongues are highly hung, who make
words supply the peace of ideas, and place
compliment in the room of sentiment, are
the lavortcs. A due respect for women
leads 10 respectful action towards them; and
respectful is usually distant action, and this
great distance is mistaken bv them for ne
gcct or want Of lnteresi.-Addison.
A "GooD UN,"--The Mobile Register
says: Nellersms are out of fashion, but
The following is good un:''
Il ask leave TO introduce bill for the
destruction of worm" "--as the woudpeckcr
said in late stump speech
This The Post claims as having perpetra.
ted four years ago, but it is still a good un.'
ANoTHER.-"Put that right back where
you took ii fr"m!--as the girl said when her
lover snatched a kiss.
AT"rE NrTON SINfrTr MCNtt