The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1849-10-13


Last evening" about to retire from the bu
OF busy day, we were blessed with the following
communication from our immortal Second Best His OBJ
being bound for cattle shows, museums, horticultural
exhibitions, and large beet One OF the Secre-
!ares, 1t said is TO finish The navy and follow after
hun per telegraph and TO address the people for him al
convenient distances he being deaf and therefore less
haDle 10 interruption from the democratic shouts
count Of the glorious victories throughout the land But
az othello says in the story book. 1.-The letter the letter
and don't stand gambling there all day like saving
landlord over his poor liquor. So will hasten to the
grand dsaouesn by placing the invaluable document be-
iofe the American people, and letting It explain ITSELF
OK OUR SECOND ToUR,
To Baltimore direct. per Collamer's safe mail
My DEAR HRRoIc AGE; Having recovered from the prep
aiem little than expected, and being naturally
Of nquring mind aud OF political
such fnra has lately been made In politics all round
the compass-we have determined enjoy ourselves ia
way without any of your Governor Johnstons
your Willard Flmores to be pushing up and putting
down, like puppet show We have, therefore,
commenced another Our last, you will recolect car.
red Ohio and Pennsylvania Tor all hollow, and this
expect will fix the flint Of Maryland two years ahead
"smlins smlins," and the moment enlarge
our views OF short horns, Southdowns Berkshres and
brood mares-the things, after an, which support the
public for nation without good animals Is slim CON
cern and don't who knows IT, Well, In the cars
we got with our shift OF rament in band box and pillow.
bier and, with OF these articles each side u.s. we
filed whole pew, and made respectable show for
small pattern We went solitary and aone the girl
70 be married The cabinet didn't want co. however
and tried to vote down but called the previous ques-
on one mornnghe day after the election in Maryland
when OF them dared but Of the Secretaries
and he couldn't bear the motion, and 1t decided
Grim voting for IL, and D. ASKING for count
whch couldn't hear until II late 70
The people In he very curious know who
wee and 50 pre- vent all further annoyance, address
ed the auditors In the following srant 1--WE the Sec
ond Washington, bound a short tour, quite well of the
affections and ready for sight seeing so trot out
your booded fes, and bring your big beets but away
with all politics and conound all fall eeconsp When we
was after very great effort and some
time--we reclned upon piow.bier, like nogsass on
his tub, and cogated with eyes shut until we brought
up at baltimore as good as new. and bright pewter
button before IL is secured We missed In Baltimore our
old friend, u Collins, who second shadow
and but for the conductors asking m Ike way
Tor the Second Washington, should have been pushed
over the baggage again. board thar blasted
Ohio steamboat ON oar way to the Of politics and
sinecue Of S25 900 per However, we got quarters
at last at Barnnn's amid great shout which we thought
was account of presence Nut alas out
be account Of the defeat Of Taylorism in Baltimore
This, with the Pennsylvania that reached the
mined 10 return to the old table, and travel
Tor wings, hogs any other institutions Of glorious
though Internally eccentric country
We satisfied that GENERAL has been
playing the deuce with us, interfering In politics. and
grumbing in dark corners and have, therefore, writ
Crawford the old soon
possible and have him shot under the second article of
capiiulaton OF Monterey.
Next to the presidency, think cattle show is the
plus ultra the world II ours was the land of SPAIN
wouldn't have built fights every Sunday Ina that internal
40 lot which MUD has built around the
At the bottom OF our garden and wouldn't have
Christian audience to witness III We do love animals,
any knows who is acquainted our cqnsttutiona
advisers; and but for the of had rather curry
Did Whitley than receive foreign minister, any day A.
er sleeping soundly in bed that had hstsr-rame it,
we invoke IN BALTIMORE and heard the strangest kind
,atcalls, born-iootngs bell ngings and cleaverclash
ngs, for half an hour, which worried soue until
ound that the whole proceeded from bread oyster,
milk fish, poultry chestnut and fruitseers, and that it
Cathumpian concert spontaneously created for the
occasion account.
We then dressed ourselves and received committee of
agriculturis,s WHO performed a days work the
soil in their lives end who intend but they all
wo-read upon the subject of oomposs dewlaps etocks
early yorks, sweet waters caawbas Keene seed
ngs, dry fodder short horns, tups nubbins subso har
and respectable rakes and what with talking learn
eddy and tasting often OF grape JUICE and curant jelly they
passed of for CINCINNATI and appropriated them selves the
glory Of the live stock and vegetables Of old Maryland
They put IN mind OF what might do in situ
alton at home much that began ruminate upon
the proprey OF pretending top dog Of the play
honse # coudnt conduct the affairs of the government
day. and by means OF kitchen cabinet be selected by
the Republic, boarding our regency boys with vengeance
this old green table the meeting Having hobbsd
add Wobbed with the committee, took our way 10 the
SHOW with both hands in breeches pockets, and
handkerchief pinned in prevent pick pockets from
easing Of thing valuable And here nust pause
or brief space collect our ideas, and remember what
said m the chief spokesman of the "show,"
Who by the way, glib oil, and threw language
about elephant scaites wisPs OF bay in m'nangr
We have gott; here it's Lent terse and beautiful
"Mr. Cbeenan and gentlemen Of the committee Of the
Agricultural Society. lCheef receive with pexpress-
bily your cordial zeal inf Welcome to the fair Of Mary
land and the Maryland fair Loud applause IL Is an
a which. To
be the fair OF your fan aud, with fair play will end fa
Lnuzhterl IL presents and associations identical
with the interests aud prosperity OF country and her
and carries us back to the days when We wore sane
Pantaloons butoned behind aud hat Of real beaver
G % s sS ary s sss %s
anywhere and any how, be than wings, be them demo
oets Shout. Of admiration
FOR the h,n manner "a waich you aIode TO eur ties
which, being mp 10 their nseps your mud, thus in
'imafey connected with Maryland receive our warmes
genlcpen, the animals have been sweating all night
and 10 oEheatby breathe the aroma Of ashed
and hogs we would suggest to you, In the mod
est gorward, and resQrc tful manner the propreiy
rag Irbunderng shouts.l Accept oar
wishes and the next time you for don't stay
home and leave vs. the lurch, you did Wednesday
week"
John vanssnt nov gave a new hat our old one being
rather sleepy, for Of nap and went, looking
every animal, for, said before, the Pres
dent OF the whole psople, and all alike. We
horse with his head where his tail ought be
Dow with povder-horns her head; and bushe OF
hat goand itself by its gravity Then came goose
without webbed foot, that butter, and
when she fed hersel for fear OF scratching her mouth
and Russian hen whose ieathen grew the wrong
way, and who had Ay sternoremost roos, to the
great amusement OF all other hens In the neighbor