The daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1848-1851, 1849-11-15

ST.. DoSHsso.-We cannot imagine a NOR,
keen and cutting satire the monarchs Of the ole
world than the coronation Of that wooliy- headet
emperor Of Hayti, Faustn, or Fustian the First
and the sable tyOMps Of dukes and grand marshals
which he has created The sarcasm seems to have
been aimed at Louis Napoleon, as if intended as
effort TO start first in the race Of imperial dig
nifty and to the surprise Of all les qssS dc goiFs
in France they will not acknowledge his sable
. majesty, nor Dinah, his empress and better-half
after having proclaimed liberty fraternity and cor
diality towards the niggers of all the world Fus-
tan the First, however determined not to
wait for his and regalia and not having
money to send to England for all the necessary
trapplngs, he has borrowed the Jewels Of the Ma
sonic fraternity to perform the first act of the
farce. The second act has commenced by the
creation of nobility, and the BARRIERS and shoe
blacks of the empire have suddenly become dukes
knights, grand crosses and grand chamberlains
Let us take few in their order: Minister Of War
and Marine-Lieutenant General Louis Dufrene
Duke of Tiburon, Grand Marshal of the Empire
Grand Cross of the Imperial and Military Order of
ST. Faustin, Grand Gordon of the Imperial Order
Of the Legion Of Honor"
Louey used to shave us in Grand street a few
years ago, and good-ookiRg niger he was, and
would always bring a cool thousand in New Or
leans. How he would sstonish the WALLER gals Of
the Centre-street Market if they were to see him
in his present traps-Duke of Tiburon and Grand
the calender His Grace Monseigneur de Chas.
Alerte Duke of Limonade, ETC., etc, Chief Of the
Emperors Staff of Honor and Master Of the
Pantry"
That is an office and dignity which our friend
Downing, of Broad street, should have had. Fus-
tan the First would be exceedingly happy to pos
sess a pantry well stocked with picked oysters
and boned turkeys Downing has. He would
decline the honor, however, apprehensive of being
under the necessity of maintaining the whole court
Let us have another of the precious batch =" His
Serene Highness Monseigneur de Jean Louis Pie
rot, Prince of the Empire, Grand Marshal of the
Empire"
Louey Pierot, Prince Of the Empire, is a Yam
kee, named Simons, many years ago member of
our bar, and fellow of some talent Poor Bill
Price once had to slap his face in court for some
insoence or contempt which Recorder Riker did
not see fit to notice. We always thought when
he left for Hayti that he would either be hanged or
created a prince. There is long list of these
caHRails nobility aping their white brethren in
European courts,
ST. Domingo is the property of France. That
rich island was wrested from her by an insurreo-
ton of the blacks who murdered all the whites,
the flower Of the French chiyalry and have de-
graded the place by their misrule, destroyed its
wealth. production and character, ever since. We
have often wondered why France in defence Of
her Just rights has not long since sent an army
and a. squadron to that island, taken possession Of
it, turned the blacks on the plantations again to
work, and made the nobility and gentry strip of
their toggery and take their place in the kitchen
and pantry, where nature and education intended
them to be. It may happen yet, and we should
like to sec Fustian the First whom the Domineans
thrashed 80 severely, with his white roundabout
his wool nicely combed, waiting upon Gen, Oudi-
not, Mai. Poussin, any other skillul Officer
entrusted with the reduction of the place.-Noah,
Sunday Times,