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| Can't you make Speakerf
i The Joy. .. q cart. are lis worth
| Who will take the lions parts sa
Nick Bottom he can roar you like sucking dove
Il was the remark OF an old woman Of Thebes, that
snake without head though had three tails was no
snake at all and in the end would only re the water in
mud puddle or rustic the leaves In hollow. We are
Of the old ladys opinion ourseves and while we have
reasonable appreciation for the bitter end do desire
above all things @ have Sng end Give US Spsass,
US Balaam and il can't have BALKAN, give us his ass
provided was the in oden time, he Is the better
animal We want head--something to gather around
for appearance sake and when do get started Cola
mers express mail, which reached Baltimore before il
| left the capital, will never be able to overtake u.s.
Providence have again risen from the dust in which they
had been left by the magic charge of Baena Vista and
why they should now sit with their fingers in their
mouths, like poor boys at funeral more than we can
account for by system OF ethics from Smiths mora
| ty to Mudd's PHILOSOPHY
M soss $ 1ns s 4aee ,.0 NORM
he dropped his line into the water with modest little
bull-frog hooked alive at the end OF il, and was
dusky before he had received the least symptom OF
bite AT last tbecame necessary to quit, and the aged
fisherman, who had gazed all day with infinite delight
upon young frog who sat on messy green stone OPP
equal equal in stole 70 wind up his reel
when 10 and behold, as the line came home the OBJ
served well as the observing frog tum6ed on q ms
seat and home also dangling al the point OF his
oath. 'f il isn't my own bait I'll be Did" And SO it
The two great parties in Congress for the last six
days seem to have been fishing for respectable bites,
and nothing else; and with all their bob5ing and
but their 5aits 10 show for their pains We think
is most time to have mess OF fish, in spite
Of all the denunciatons Of all the presses from Sleep
sette Now, what shall be donel Shall we bob all the
year for ees that won't bite shall we not both par
ties) catch the mmactcables first by change OF bait
and then draw the seine for the remainder in the pond
who willing to be caught lunpuS, provided the fish
ermen are catholic in their political faith' There are
ways o. catching sh, s N various "a s1s9 na
sprinked upon the bait which ntoxicates the multitude,
and renders scaiy harvest sure Then, again, they
are caught by ticEting-trout especially, who have
thin skins and large mouths. Then, they caught
| by imitation flies and grasshoppers; but most all
snap at worm with avidi.y. and find a hook in
and both. when asked the number OF fishes they have
caught reply in the words OF the school-boy OF the Cape
when so this one that i agGns to oe, ana .st iwS
time. The wing party proper may cry 70 their lost plead
.Come back Seben with all their might; bu, the cheer
.% Coming % 05 nad
the tempest of party on, they may call "a hands
to save ship through the pealng trumpet Of bran
/
Cable will do nothing but shout the language Of the
sainted Morton, clark IRON the loomos a doleiui
sound"
The democracy also may call for Hercules to help them
out Of the slough Of their own making; but Her.
cues, and all the other gods of the Pantheon, will
never lend lift until the brawny hands OF the peo
horse agoing. Then shall we have democratic king
Preston without erocn, and Dquid who never
and Sss s with sns Of
hidden from eyes, and Worh that en out with Long
John returned to US of the talest kind, and Durkee to
dirk no longer; for the millennium will be at hand,
provided Venerable friend is not bent on making
question of order upon the rising Of the OF peace with
Yes, we must have Speaker The country demands
a Speaker-posierity demands Speaker-the church
demands Speaker, for until he is made there can be
no chaplain chosen--the members demand Speaker,
for the mileage sleeps in the treasury until he puts his
long spoon at the door-he expectants Tor election
Offices Speaker, for until he is made they are mot
The clerks, and messengers and pages want Speaker
and The Widows who have precious boys who are ut for
Congress and nowhere else want aSpeake The dead who
be buried officially until his election is announced
want Speaker The army wants a Speaker; the navy
wants Speaker the civil list wants Speaker; Zach
airy Washington wants Speaker, for he fears his mes
;hs xs 20 COO psSs wsm
wants Speaker; America wants Speaker; but as for
!, Africa, she don't care tnkers anahema about it.
Oh il is terrible TO have such want, aud TO know
that Mr. Collamers express arrangements expen-
sve II the message could only be published as MS re-
port has been before il was made, all this expense
ness Of Congress could only be done before the SEES
sion commenced, great deal OF trouble might be
. avoided, and then il would make no sort OF diner.
ence whether there ever was Speaker OF another
House on this continent or not. But seriously, the
House should have Speaker; and we are informed py
= Zachary Washington, that unless Speaker is made
d. he will deem TO be his duty TO follow the exam
pie laid down by one OF the earlier Presidents, Oliver
Cromwell, esq, by proroguing the whole body al the
head of the militia, and thus relieve the Secretary oil the
Interior from all fears and the appointments that have e
70 before the Senate from all danger for atweve.moni
10 come. Wall street is ready TO advance twenty m
d lions upon a pledge of the public lands, and mort
gage upon the ships OF war, nsanef; and so you see
the yellow sinews be found, and our country car
continue, without being governed too much for session
least and in addition 10 all this, General James wat
son Webb will moi be recalled from Vienna before ne
gets there, as otherwise might be the case but W.
think Speaker had best be made and that the wing SIDE
of the House should be put down at one hundred ant
one and TO save time, should not be called any mort
until some of the footed gentlemen were ready
change their votes Can't you organize! Vote LOT you
}, whole number, two hundred and
who gets the largest vote that will do it. Blow out tn
lights and let the Attorney General go into the hall AM
catch the first he find in sleepy hollow and pu
him in the chair; that would be pure luck ior all IN
candidates would gather there, and he would nave
choice OF Joshuas and Aarons We think long genie
), men, however, should squat TO make u lar But "
. must have Speaker; we will have Speaker. ine
let ms have Speaker he is dumb as post and dea
as an adder Give us man TO swear by IN the name
1.-The blessed Union and beans don't rise in the course
the next fortnight, will not be because we dont nave
., blowout in THE HEhoiC Aoh.
: Intsrmeuts In washington.