Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1849-11-30

lie for a period Of FIFTEEN YEARS, and
during that time have maintained a high characte-
in almost every part Of the globe 9r their exsraor
binary and immediate power Of restoring perfect
health to persons suffering under nearly every kind
Of disease to which the human frame is liable
IN MAWY THOUSANDS
Of certicated Instances. they have even Rescued
sufferers from tho very verge Of an untineIy grave
after ali the deceptive nOstrums Of the day had Ut,
terry failed; and to many thousands they have
permanently secured that uniform enjoyment Of
health, without which life itself is but partial
blessing. 80 great, indeed has their efficacy inva-
rabIy aud infd!ibIy proved, that it has appeared
scarcely less than miraculous to those who were
acquainted with tho beautifully philosophical prn.
cipeS upon which they compounded and upon
which they consequently act. 1t was TO the,
manifest and sensible action in purifying the springs
and channels Of life, and endainT them with re.
newed tone and vigor, that they were indebted for
their name.
Unlike the host Of perncIous quackeries which
boast Of vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
GTTyES are purely and solely vegetable and con.
tam neither Mercury, nor Anthony, nor Arse
mic nor any other mineral, IN any form whatever
They are entirely composed of extracts from rars
and powerful plants the virtues of which, though
long known to several Indian tribes, am recently
to some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gethcr unknown to the ignorant pretenders 10
medical science : and were never before admins
tered in 50 happily eficacous a combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the coats OF
the stomach and bowels the various impurities and
crudjtics constantly settling round them and 10
remove the hardened feces which collect in the
cOnvout0ns OF the small ntestues. Other ucd-
cncs only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind to produce habitual Costiye
ness, with all its train of evils or sudden DiarrhPa
with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known to all regular ANTAGONISTS who examine the
human bowels after death and hence the preju-
dice of these well informed men against the quack
medicines of the are The second effect of the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES is to
, cleanse the kidneys aud the bladder; and, by this
means, the liver and lungs, the heathfuI action Of
which entirely depends upon the regularity OF the
urinary organs. The blood, which takes lis red
color from the agency OF the liver and iangs, before
it passes into the heart beiog thus purified by Them
and nourshcd by food coming from clean stomach,
freely through the veins, renews every part
of the system, aud trumphantly mounts the banner
of health in the booming cheek.
The following are among the distressing variety
Of human Diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are well known to be initial
hblc:
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
ana second stouachs, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrd kind
FLArbLENCY, Loss If ApP.Hte Hcaytbura,
HaadacAe, Rsstirssncss, H-temPer, ARriety.
L4nguor, and N7lmCtoly, which are the general
symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish, as a natural
consequence Of It's cure.
Costiyenesg, by cleansing the whole length of
the mtestines with solvent process, and without
violence: all violent purgcs leave The bowels cosJiye
within two days
Diazrhea and Cholera, BY removing the
sharp acnd fluids by wnicn these complaints AFRO
occasioaed, and by promoting the ubrcatiyo seere-
ton OF the mucous membrane.
IeYars OF all kinds. by restoring the blood to a
regular crculation through the process of perspi-
ration in such cases and the thorough solution OF
all intestinal obstruction in others
The ihFE MEnjCINEs have been known 10
cure RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks, and GOt / IN half that time, by removing
lo"al Inflammation from the muscles and ligamens
OF the joints.
Drops;es Of all kinds by freeing and strength,
enlng the kidneys aud bladder; they operate most \
delightfully."- on thcse important organs, aud hence
have ever been found q certain remedy for the
worst cases of GRAVEL.
Also Worms, by dsIodging from the turnings
OF tie bowels The SHINY matter to whi-h these
creatures adhere.
Asthma AMI Consumption, by relieving the
ar-|esScs OF IN" lungs from the mucous which
slight colds vii. occasion. and which, if not re-
moved, becomes hardened, aud produces these
dreadful dseasae.
SCurVY. Ulcers, and Invaterate Sores, by
the ner.ect purity which these LIFE EEDI-
CITES give TO the blood, aud all the humors
Scorbutic Erupt0ns and Bad Complex
ions 10y their Alternative effect upon the tiu.d5 that
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruPtive complaints, suilow, cloudy, and
other deagroeahe crmplexions
The Use of these Pals Tor a very short time will
ei'-ct an, entire cure Of SALT RIiEUN. aud a
striking Improvement in the cIearnrs< of the skin
COMMON COLDS aud INFLUENZA will
always be cured by one dose, or by two even in
the worst cases.
PILES Is remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate maIady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve distinct and cmphatr
recommendation. 1t is well known to hundreds in
this city that the former pro retor Of these vaI.
able Medicines was himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards OF THIRTY FIVE YEARS and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the MItcyia Medical
He however at length tiled the Medicine which ia
now offered to the public, and he was ca..l ina
very short time, after his recovery had been pro
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely inn
possible, by any human means