The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1849-11-03

LauioA, W PeeShe' heyc heBs
"Wsl then. y the holy poker. I've swallowed suad.
Almost everything in nature has a sweet and bitter
end: sometimes not SO sweet, and sometimes not bit
ter therefore behooyes every individual who has
refined taste 70 be sure and get the sweet end rst and
never 10 chew the bitter end until forced by that old
tyIant, necessity, il at all.
The present administration, that has such kind and
siectonas regard for red Russia has two ends but i
impossible to tell from the other Under these cir
cunstances may be justified in chewing either. for
he will receive equal satisfaction. and never grow TAT by
The heroic age can hardly be said to have commenced
in glory lis first act was to make mongrei cabinet,
tradicone II has not its counterpart in the earth, over
the EARTH under the earth II acts together like string
OF tom cats tied together BY the tails and thrown
over clothes line, for little innocent exercise and recre
alton; and what with growing and splitting, and cater
wauling and scratching, has turned the peace OF the
Union upside down, and wound up with terrible cat
asrophe until everybody to have been scratched
bitten, and the whole afternoon is filed with eternal
"meU"
The present green dynasty has, by its ndiscrimnate
proscrponits system oil espionage and its attachment
10 experience for mpudence, and order
for anarchy; and now il sits like mad bull in china
shop believing over the broken earthens, and damnng
The bitter end though toeraby strong Of aloss is not
50 bitter will be when the present chaotic adminis
tration gets into full play when i gets into war with all
the powers of the earth when attempts 10 get Bank
of the United States under the specious of fiscal
ty. established when il gets entirely under the influence
OF Solicitor Clark OF conservative memory whose stay
in the Treasury will prophesy, be short goats
tail, il not shorter; when gets few more letter.
into Office 10 sing lis praises aud make its speeches. when
it loses few more States few more friends and finally
expends the last runnngs OF the little capital OF common
and character II possessed at the outsar Then
indeed will il be in the gall Of bitterness, and even then
will both ends be alike unit for heaven, and hardly for
Halifax.
But why should il be SO bitter, and why should il be
chewed to the bitterest end i was composed Of old
aboitionism All clear molasses deemed to be too
sour for ii and quorce ball was hardly sweet enough
to make it palatable for a first taste.
II is remarkable fact in dentistry, that person may
set of teeth against all decay by taking up
live attesnake and chewing il from the head to the
tail, from one end to the other at sitting Perhaps
chewing the green dynasty from end to the other
bitter sweet, bitter bitter, the may be-
There is nothing good to eradicate bitter
article therefore, the bitter Of both ends Of the present
condition OF things if well chewed may effect perma
in the slomachs of the true opponents of the
people. We recollect an old lady who was once cured
tby chewing mountain root, which, after all, turned
out to be rats tail. dried in the shade and dipped in
pierd
But the end is bitter; and why should endeayor to
be fixed fact until the genius Of American liberty shall
descend with coarse towel and wipe out the green age
| and lis bitterness together
sweet in the mouth and bitter in the belly. This book is
something like the record Of the 'heroc age" We think
It's acts equal to the plague at least and well calcu
lated to beat NORWOOD all hollow.
Like the patrcians Of Venice, the American people
eating their bitter bread above the graves OF their
glorious dead; and while the bitter down
their pad cheeks, they wonder why they green
as to be sucked in by white horse cooked hat, and
| a brown surtout
The long and short OF the matter u.s. that the democra-
cy have cheated themselves and like the medical student
who mstook the label, have made their of asaetda
and tansy and discovered their mistake until the
whole drawing had been drained to It's lowest dregs
Well, there are weaker things in the political world
than the Second Washington; but where they we
cannot exactly say and there things than the
present cabinet but for the life OF cannot find them
in the upper regions. But who knows what dieases we
may have escaped from by having had present sick
ness the lame said when he broke out with the
measles, and tapered of with the mumps.
But is bitter; and teeth teeth, Il must be chewed
and those who make the least fuss about il will gel
through with il the easiest We have eaten saw dus,
breai and pine bark in Norway; have eaten oat-mea
cakes and blue buttemilk in Ireland have eaten the
black bread OF Russia and the soggy root-bread OF Min
nesofa but we never did chew upon thing, with an
end or without end, that rdiculously bitter
90 unmtigaledy hondso nauseous and 50 everlasting
as the sweetest end OF the rope that is TO string uT
the herring head glores OF the
"HEROIC AGE"