The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1849-12-27


have confidence in his ability, and will trust him.
He refuses trust them with his views and they can't
him with their interests man can't control opinions
when he has of his that he dare publish
Besides Taylor is in bad company, and therefore
suspected If he must be known by the company he keeps
OH GracIousi
Sempronius, speak Cato.
Iwon call any names, but Sam Jones killed ny horse
Nobody, sir; it whsted self!-M eianethon.
Curiosity is singular continuance to worm secrets out
of everybody. 1t was invented by Mrs Adam, in the
garden OF Eden in the year OF nakedness and shortly
after, the first snake cameblast his eyes From this
remote source sprung this unsatshed spirit that clings
close to womaRs lips and watches at the porches OF
her BRAIN Sometimes curiosity is found IN male attire
but then il cuts such ridiculous figure that il is soon
laughed out of counenance INTO rocks, and thus oends
the eye OF man. in panaloons or tights, no more. We
have goody portion OF the singular article; and though
we keep dark for fear Of the people we hear and see
country and ourselves We always put our country
first out OF respect to senioy no matter who calls 10
order or baiiers our desk with unclyzsd kauckies
gle ourselves into reporters desk in the peoples House,
and keep tally for three weeks in representative Bed
am where everything in order but order, and every
thing constitutional but the constitution, merely to
know who Speaker as soon as the Speaker himself
Now so happened that it did not make brass buttons
difference who should be made Speaker provided he
was man, and had voice and hammer-one TO call a
chap up and the other to knock him down, when he got
TO be patriotic or Quixotc enough 10 be killed OIL by gen.
erdl consent, for the good OF the body.
Well, we haunted the old hall we prayed under the
picture Of Washington for country, and under the
picture OF Lafayette for liberty broad the universe and
whether any had been eaten out by the aqua forts
OF anarchy and turned our old eagle round, to see
that his tail all right and his toe pals, thunder
occasionally some OF them swore hard enough to take
of birds claws and haul OUT the tail feathers OF FLY
UP THE CREEK, in pokeberry time.
Well, after much rbulaon, and multitude OF grumb
ling majority permitted Speaker to be made, and 10
and behold, he Democratic, much to the chagrn OF
some Of the leaders in getting the resolution adopted who
did not know Hore hard TO start an impaccable
Root, after having Tuck in an aboonist We glory in
The result and hhogh as Ghao Of he w z.
termined to get corned, moasses and water, the first
warm day-and blast the expense
Yes they have made SPeaker-an honest Speaker
gentemanly Speaker-a learned Speakers Speaker
that speak for himself, and shell his own with
out spelling the Cobb and, having made head. we are
DESTROYS TO see them complete the tail,
CORY ourselves, having been green enough to think that
we had been some pumpkins in ''the Heroic Ages" but
alas for poor human nature we had no trumpet and were
taken down button hole lower than usual just for
plimen sake; and in the end, (the butter end learned
the unwecome truth that we were nobody and bad done
nothing We think old lack and the people will tell
different story. But this is inter nous
Well, when they had made Speaker, they swore him
in, and he swoe them in and they all swore TO support
the constitution of the United States-some by kissing
some by bowling, some by the open PALM and some BY
the closed fist One member, who was in a hurry for
business wanted them sworn in in lump, as Dr. Frank
lin once proposed to say grace oyer The Seei barrel to
the old fashioned way prevailed
The American Commons then-oh Lord, where is Mr.
Green the reformed gambler played game Of chance
eccentric maiden OF fy-nine years. and some faces
grew short and grew long, and some grumbed and
some ieered, and some damned the game, after il was
nj ayedt hrnuoh and thay had ost inn and
unfit for such body But they played il out, and
again everybody sat down and cleaned their draw
came 10 Order and then, like an angel Of light Dutch
built came perfect Bliss with message from the foun-
tain Of power, developed in birthstone colored paper,
effect upon he late disorganizng House Il lulled them
like the odor OF poppies and charmed them like music
addressed TO deaf adder in cold day
delivery by somebody, and as SHE rest Of mankind" have
been blotied out Of il altogether we deem to be our
Duty as faithful chronicle in this Heroic Age" to give
S app syGopss o. o ne county, ana 70 'and
We therefore proceed TO lay before the great Ameri
eye specialized not specialized the people please
did get glimpse Of, and ,cheh John. Of Delaware il
not Of Pamos, wrote from "A-by itself A-to crucfx."
THE MESSAGE CONDENSED BY LIGHTNING.
Faio,o. eitisens, &C.
Our eagle sky years old and, In spite Of evil proph
cts than the stouest.
q Congress responsible for everything from Plymouth
Rock to Posterty..
3. At peace with all the world and anxious be with
the rest Of mankind. Query Who the rest
4. Blest with abundance-cursed with the cholera-bet
ter for punishment-and thankful that it's
8. Not nsensble Europe but thank God, we
have had no hand in them.
g. Friendly with Great Britain ready for reciprocity and
exchange OF bigcwater; slightly indisposed towards
France, though convaescing and anxious get somebody
In exchange for Billy Rives.
2. Knocked the German steamer In the head with the
constitution, and black-ball our predecessor.
s. Hunted after the German empire for five months
finding it, abolished the mission, and the furniture
Prussia.
o. Npped the Round Islanders in the bud brought back