Columbus Democrat. [volume] (Columbus, Miss.) 18??-18??, 1849-09-08

Indian Vegetable Queen tonic coated pills first,
but they only made the oxen open their eyes,
The galyunic belts done the business though.
Have YOU got the papers fer that story, Mister
Jeemsr SEES Miss Mat Causiic.
oh no, scs Jeems, 4 hayn't, but if you don't
believe me, Jis, read DR.. Chrisiie's advertisement
IN the newspapers. believe il is in the Reviler
Well while we was talkin about the way PEG,
pie was bamboozled by big Names and farm
signs and SIGH things, Mr. Skinklc, Mr.. Doty,
and Mr. Jones, had got our f,hin things all f1t
aud we started down TO ----- Tiverwhich wasn't
fur oh.
Mr. Skinkle,' se' Mrs. Tut, did you ever
ketch fish,
oh yes SEES Mr.. Skiukls.
And did YOU ever kelch guigeonl asks Mrs
Tut.
oh no, said Mr., Skinkle, and what's moro
don't want to.
While we was wondering why Mr.. Sknkle
didn't want to letch guign as well as tother
kind ofilshos, we cum to the liver.
Now, Mrs IIoppy, ses Mr., Jones, you stand
here and throw your line in
What for Ses Mrs. lIorpy, who'd never bin
6sbio.
What torl SEES Mr. Jones-'why you'll never
kech emmy fish, without throwing your line in
Shall take tho line off the rodl' ses Mrs
lioppy.
oh no. ses Mr. Jono,. throw i, IN with The
pole
With that Mrs, Hoppy did throw the line in,
bat the rod went along, too,
why Mrs. Iloppy 'cs Mr.. skinkle, vhatyc
you donoF
I've thrown ii long with the pole, ses Mr.,
Iloppy in simple kind Of away, as she watched
it 1oatn down the river.
We all IaiT 50 much at Mrs Horny that she
got mad, and went off in pout, and wo didn't
see nothm more Of her tilI dinner
All this time Mr.. and Mrs Tut and Mis-. Mat
Caustic, was st1ndin along the banks with our
iishn rods in our hands, waiting very patient for
n bite. Mr SkinkIe had cli, on, on ,bo liroh or
m old Tree. which had f,ll dawn IN tbe ,iyer and
ho was siuin sideways on the limb, swinging his
feet and watching his cork, specting every min.
ute TO gtO bite.
MIR. sdnde .csI
WHAT'S i0' scs he.
Don't Won fail of, anal
mo danocr' ses he lool,i, II, ma latin
MIR sldokIcr Mr. sbiplsp bolIercd M. Ia,c.
.you 60 40, q hi,ap
$50 h,yor COG NJ sr,,ndo ,,a win, TIM, 10
gayo trcmcndonsiotk M;y,o,,u,,,ol, bou
spmsyor Mr. SINH, n,Ilodno Lo,d on1
he didn't boyc cnny IA, on HI, booL "a h,Ia,co
hin, bo Lost III. c7ni,,,ior and cu o,.r haoL.
woyda.
,Go,Jnes. oroo;ans y CO, NJ. y,., =. j..
moor deorfn,n C.ll n,no,, IN INA wo,o, &c M..
clirllo bo.n't ko,cbcI c,dcooor
M, locliDs Mr.. Joncs NAV i. ,ro,oinoa 10,
not described. felt very (,intisb md er,horou
lin emmy body hand, 10 hatch mo III yc,, "A
limit os tboro wasn't tboppbt Lo,,or or ,,,, and
made II M in scrcamin. Fortunately, ,bo n.,,o,
.,,asn,t ycrv deem md Mr. sL;rLl. u.adodo,,
pulling his dsbin rod arer him. When fine 81,
element had zone ot'a lfple. Iax'J Mr.. Skin
k,o where III, G.h WAC
"wLyo scsbo, 81 didr'tke,cb onrv"
.nidn,, yon 60. T. .NI,s T,,, emil ,,,, l,,DL,y
o,,docoop
.weIl ,sor ~. ,,o a.bed fun ~ ,b,oo ham.
urs Homes ke,cbod two or h,oo. and NJ,
sti,lo cI,m On, r, n. ,,eo All, anJ
ke,cbed ,wo Or ,hrcc more I'm, he aidn,t te,ch
apo,bo, oudaoo, Mis-. Joros and NJ Croen
Ind torriGcol lime Gift Sbo kcn, . ,,nolipc
m beg liuo.and he cot his hook f,s in q tree ton
t0a,o while Miss SALLY korcbcd a lorrid cat
fsb slo CALLED Il and tho sirb = lima as tLov