The Arkansas banner., 1849-09-11
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 &1neves had piece of bread.
 Pastieuiafig broad and wide,
 Dut what t iell upon the floor.
 And always on ihe buttered side. Watts EyenfKns. the Iaw-giveR Of antiquity. who was hnsn eoss years before the Second Washington, ssgssg rsmeaked in his commentaries upon crime had pmnishmsaf, that ga horse could not De . mae wAiia . mae must ifom necessity be horse. This takea h eonnexion with his ioDdness tos gn- wsshseaA and snails, and way he had of doing his swn sexnteAag proves eoneasiSeiyt to our own mind eat lsw.gsser of the royal line. greater than Ly- emFgms hiMse is hefe rather ca Ais four in this lend ef hiasighis. pokehsry juice. and onicns and az mhen he fet and writes out his observations, Kent wii be laid in cnraeF. Blackstone be buried nndes tomb stoas and Story be scgy tOo short Tor che enlightened individuals Of ihis 18th century.
 The oid Hero, notwithstanding what he nateeig calls ks Pimp. Is still pefsevering 10 the end and as ha has found eongenia spring. that tastes like Sam Wellar's AaM of wafm fa,-iEoas and bIge-wsteE, he has obtainsd permission from MuD to write us enofheg latieg. He requestsus n note 10 nsinuate to tie American people that he is sehotayd, and Tan alsort og Lafia the first day he wen, o school, haviag lest bis i" Aeciienee by an accident, which is enasing if not alarming.
 WksSs, saiehei in hand, and with snail-like paee, hs fstufmed from the disiiict school. he passed read in wAieh theFe numbers of yellow breasted kall-ogs ih gsea troekcoais, of ai sizeA From the Wreak aoabie -bazs feslow. down to the octave flute Boy Jsst ~ he had got to quiet little bend in the pond most insuliing old eroaker matteted, tn tones efgusy fh1ndss, Z-a-e-a-F i-s-h Ounce, Z-a-e-h-a- y-i.a Dnnees' wheseapon, without having the fear ofthe sehootmAstef before his eyes, and being insga ted by the devil, he threw the Latin Acrideace ' ss the tradseef's head and in this way buried the ealy esassieuI book ia the conn,ry. in the mud oi Ocmuigee. But fos this we thnk he would have doae something else al the commencement at 0eosgetown College besides going to sleep, and waking up srAtsfliag an air ot doubtful pToPriety even iR . cabinet council. But time and tide wait sbs 10 man. thoagh many men wsit for both; and we ahsil therefore hasten to lay befoe you gentle reader the latest news from the estTsy President in the iron valleys of Pennsylvania
 Os OUR ToUa,
 At the Kalybiate, near Bedford. Aug. IS, '49.
 NJ dsar Heroic .9gs: Ailer We had seen all they had got in ArFisbutg and been pretty much bored toS otsee by set of Pharaoh bank players who are called sons of Moses " in these diggins. and who declare that they have good right to held office as sthsS travelling gamblers whom we have appoin- ted--per cabinet, and be Ii d---d io them--we de- parted with wreath of roses of he diameter ol wiae-pips about our shoulders. This wreah, how- ever, owing to the rapid motions of tiae cars. got down about our middle, where it caught by our waich-seal. ard hung there. giving us the appear- ance of old Sienns. at the feast of Racchus.
 Governor Johnston talked loS us at every stopping psAes, aud, with the exception ot short speech at Cartisles where we assured the people that desired to carry oat their wishes, bs em sUhg be tasm deneerat." we had nothing to say until we met Sosey kfnaT, the old blind hero of the Bueksb0t wal who lives at what he calls the Two Woods<s, between Carlisle aud Chambersburg- We advised yassy to apply for the situation of secretary 10 the 6mishsonian Institute fos the diffusion of knowi amohg men, we being ourselves the head Of that eoncefn, and between us both might diifuse as well "a e0nfiame a daaI Iofk and spomsn too.
 We were struck with the appearance of the horses 1ad cows in this ancient Commonwealth and on one occasion pefceiving . close resemblance to eur sfameJs, we desired the conductor 10 let get out and take our runaway COW in tow, but he swoTe he bad known the COW iu qnestod for forty years, and shat she was as good cittseA of the State as John sson or Ritner. and was a native American also, without making such laundering fuss about il; SO ws evea let the creature stay; but still believe that the ccnduetcr didded as, and that the COW is osr COW, Asse pro ieaek, and no mistake. Riiner was about as well as when they made him director ef the mint at Philadelphia. At that time he coudr. tel an eagle from cent, except by the taste, and now he can't tell juiep from smash. provided the latter has Ice in it. He Ievefses the name of ain aod @ do we; but why, we know not unless because of its ani-stosnaeh-ske qualities We had cas- eade at the ceremonies st Carlisle, which cut oul speech in two tn the middle: but Johnston says we gut along hrsi rate there, and John Henry thinks
 
 rather ornament than . biemish-something like the falls of Niagara, between Lake Erie and Lake Outsrie.
 We understand that the Dell has been to pay in Washington. and we see by the Republic that Clay tea has signed our name to an exrqua,us for Pedro Casto. of Chih," that he has got our signature u blank; sof the proclamation is dated the 18th al Washington, and published in the paper of the osn- ing Of the l7th. Now, we were not at Washington on that day. by an awful sight. and never heard o tnsgsrsr or oi Pedro before. But Clayton maybe right; tor We abdfcGfed temporarily, and left the boys to get with the government hggledy- -pigge. Gy until our return. So sign away, John. and make your proeIzmatons as thick as rais tn cheese room he more noise you make now, the better you'll sssis bat ws give you fair warning that Sandy stewart has blown you eoaGdeRtiaiiy. and that as soon ss we fstuin we shalglve you little particu lsE North American -, for the benefit of the whole country, which Cesar beautifully expresses tn Latin. s'pr0 ooRso pu6iicaTio.'
 Wswcre informed that dogerytype man has been st work upon Old Whitey and the rest of the cabi- net In the cow pasture. What business he had iu interfering with the .'oid hoss" or in taking his pictes in oar absence, is tncre than we know We shall have court of inquiry to decide upon this inatler as socn as we eome back. and if Lawrence has not gone. then he shall be president Of the court tos as Whitey has got his place in inc siGE he is bound to see that bis grey hairs have far piay.-- This feeling another mans horses aIi iD his absence is not shat t Is cracked up 10 be. and we won'l staad none of your iamiarlties. gvDilemen but sii stiii and have your heads shaved, as Warden CtsIk ones remarked to hard party in the ante room oI tho Washington bastile.
 We were several times hard put to II on the road by some feiiows who had nothing else 10 do but 10 ask knosty questions. They put the rsmoyais at us sharp; but ss et lad mads noae, and as the cabne, bed pny renewed atew fellows upon aHsgatiors. :. we JuAs, kspabiic iike, ssv~ thssn the tie direct sc- cnmpanssd ey small oath by way of grape sAoi, and retnssi with hnger n each ear, growiingsiks bear with sore head So tfey had their trouble tos their pains, asd got along wel ss could have bern expected.
 We new jingied siong prcmiscuousiy and happily until ws feAehsd the springs of Bedford and here we were tersised w'.h a the honofs by the disiin- gaishsd statesmen who eongregated there to work oa tbs goui, end get new kidneys and ivers, with. sat taking physsc. at hall price. We were some. 3 what startled by some fellow blowing one of our 8fa1a arGrsla 10 the MnrLh Xa sa.ra sIs.t.A ..