The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1849-04-20


The Vermonter very cody pocket ed
the ten.spot, and as he turusd away, re
marked; @
We amt much acquainted with yen
mart folks iaoun here to York, but we
sometimes take the starch out of 'em
up out way and putting on broad grin
Of good humors he left the company to
their reflections.
" ae'tgtw.
A Smart Boy.
Father what does the Printer live on.'
Why chldl'
Because you said you hav'nt paid him
for four years. and still take the paper
Wife spank that ohild.'
Lord Brougham once. in the House of
Peers, thanked G D. that the Enplish
penple were uuder tecrgnizances of
.eS00 ooe oo0to keep The peace under any
circumstances.'
Turning water into wine, is commonly
put down as miracle; but many LIQUOR
dealers know how to perform such, whe n
they purchase a new cask.
:"1 I""irFa was raging TO seriousex ..
tent at Panang, and had been very fat al
amongst the convicts and Chinese popuia-
ton. Mnoh of the maligni,y is attributed
TO the imperfect drainage Of the town.
Bibles and Tracts are forbidden, by
general order, to be distributed among the
English troops in ireland!
who has paid his subscription punc,ually
Tor The last thirty years. who is now ever
eighty, and reads his newspaper withou,
spectaces. Had he neglected to pay tor
il, 1t is more than likely that now he
would have been unable to read il at all.
E The papers tell us that adyentnrers
are going 10 Aocks to California. This is
the way In which geese always travel.
r'Ton are from the country, are you
not, sirp said a dandy clerk in a book
store to homely dressed Quaker, who
had given hin some trouble.
Yes
Well. here's an essay on the rearing of
calves
sThal,' said Aminidab, as he turned to
leave the store, 'thee lad better present
that to thy mother
II is said hat Mrs. But!dr has already
realized $4,000 by her Shakespeare read
iugs,
Louis the Eighteenth used to say that
phhSthd'itt 10 thS VI hluRs'-
A pendant to this remark was that ol
Madame de Souza that cleanliness is the
elegance OF the poor.
A SINGULAR INFATUTIoN. The Hagers
town Herald states that man named
Miller. was on Wednesday last, commit
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with whisky, from the dis'illery of Joseph
Gabby. He had twice before stolen this
identical measure. filled from the same
whskey barrel, and had just served out
two years in The peniteutiary, Ior the last
offence.
CURIOUS DEATH.--A daughter OF Mr..
Nathaniel Kndght. teamster, Of Portland
drank from the spout OF teapot sitting
at the tea-,@bln, on Sunday, and was
scalded so badly as to die on Monday.
She was only two years old.
In the formation of single locomotive
5,4le pieces to be put together, and these
require to be as accurately adjusted as
the works of watch.
The new Shah ofPersia was crowned
al half past seven on the night of the "a b
of October, that period having been fixed
upon as favorable by the stiouomers.
The Kentucky Legislature istermed
the Marriage Emahcipator and Divor
cling EngIne.' on account Of ths many
divorces granted by il during its late
session. The Kentucky Wing says sixty
have been separated in one day.
The cells caught 10 the Clyde are of
arge size. some Of them in girth eq'al TO |
A breakfast plate. The Scotch refuse TO
,at them. |
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