Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1849-12-07


binary and immediate power of restoring perfect
health to persons suffering uud-r nearly every kind
oi disease 10 which the human frame is liable
IN MANY THOUSANDS
OF nertificated instances they have even rescued
sufferers IRON the very verge Of untimey grave,
after all the deceptive nostruns of the day had Ut
terly failed; and TO many thousands they have
permanently secured that uniform ent,yI,e1,t OF
health, without which life itself is but = martha,
blessing So great. indeed has their efficacy inva-
riaby AMI infIlbly p7ovei. that it has appeared
scarcely less than miraculous To- those who were
acquainted with the beautifully philosophical prn-
cples upon which they compounded, and upon
which they consequently act 1t was to their
manifest AMI sensible action in purifying the springs
and channels Of lie, AM endIing them with re-
newed tone and yIor. that they were Indebted for
their name.
Unlike the host Of peru'c,ous qusckerias which
boast OF vegetable ingredients, the LIFE MEDI-
CINES are purely and solely vegetable aud con-
tain neither Mercury, nor Antim my, nor Arse
NC, nor any other mineral, M any form whatever.
They are entirely composed OF extracts from rare
and powerful plants. the virtues of which, though
long known to several indian tribes aud recently
to some eminent pharmaceutical chemists are alto
gether unknown 10 the ignorant preteniers TO
medical science AMI were never before admins
tered in so happily etiiracious u combination.
the stomach aud bowels the various impurities and
crudities constantly settling round them and tn
remove the hardened t5e'rS which collect in the
cOnvolutiOns of the small intrs'ines. Other medi-
cines ONLY partially cl-anse these, and leave such
collected masses behind 20 produce hahtuul Costivs-
ness with all its train of evils, sudden Diarrhga
with its imminent dangers This fact is well
known to all regular austonists who examine the
human bowels after death ; and hence the prejn-
dice of these we'll informed men against the ouack
medicines of the age. The second effect OF the
VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES is to
cleanse the kidneys aud the bladder and, by tins
means the liver and lungs. the healthfuI action Of
which entirely depends upon the regularity Of the
urinary organs The blood, which takes It's red
color from the agency Of the liver and lungs before
it passes into the heart bel thus purified BY them,
aud nourshed by food coming from a clean stomach.
courses freely through the veins, every part
of the system, and trumphantly mounts the banner
Of health in the booming cheek.
The following are among the distressing variety
Of human diseases in which the VEGETABLE
LIFE MEDICINES are we'll known TO be inlal-
l,be
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the FIST
and second stom ichs aud creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrd kind
FLATULENCY, lass of Appetite Heartburn,
Headache RediessncSs, M-tsmper. Aariefy,
LqngU0r, and Melancholy, which are the general
symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish, as natural
consequence Of its cure.
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole lenGth of
the mtestineS with a solvent process, and without
violence all violent purges leave tie bowels costive
within two DAYS.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the
sharp acnd fluids by which these complaints ara
occasioned, and by promoting the lubricatye seers
ton of the mucous membrane
FeVerS OF all kinds by restoring the blood 10 a
regular circulation through the process Of perspi.
ration in such cases, aud the thorough solution Of
all intestinal obstruction in Others
The LIFE MEDICINES have been known TO
cure RHEUMATISM permanently in three
weeks, aud GOU IN half that time, by removing
local Inflammation from the muscles aud ligaments
of the joints
Dropsies of all kinds by freeing and strength
enlng the kidneys aud bladder they operate most
delightfully."- on these important organs aud hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of GRAVEL
Also Worms, by dslodging from the turnings
of the bowels the shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Asthma and Consumption, by relieving the
ar-VesSels OF the lungs from the mucous which even
slight colds will occasion, and which, if not re-
moved, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Sc1rvy. Ulcers, and Invetarate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI-
CINES give to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions, by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that
feed the skim and the morbid state OF which occa-
slons all eruptve complaints, salow, cloudy, and
other dsagreeahle compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time will
effect an entire Of SALT RHEUM, and a
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin
COMMON COLDS and INFLUENZA viii
always be cured by one dose, or by two even in
the worst cases.
FILES. As remedy for this most distressing
mo obstinate lnaady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation. 1t is well known to hundreds in
ms city that the former proprietor Of these valu-
able Medicines was himself affi cted with this
complaint for upwards of THIRTY FIVE YEARS and
hat he tried IN vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medica.
lie however az length tried the Medicine which il
low offered to the public, and he was cured in a
'ery short time. after his recovery had been pro-
bounced not only improbable, but absolutely Inn
possible, by any human means.