The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1849-09-22

clared imminent and pretty Of war, too-Csptaiu
Carpenters salvage for saving ship in Distress We
understand the Second Washington after mush debea
op. has determined i TO os second Jackson Is sand
down to Mllss model after dark, trying to mount
Old Hickoys hich isherein plaster, readyoI
Ironing He however made three attempts and every time
he got well he slid of behind. and saved his bacon BY
the flowing tail Mills thinks his horse has reared some
since he saw i last but for the life OF him, he can't tell
the reason We shall, therefore. keep dark upon me
subject, and never mention where he will hear OF H.
Old Hickorys boots rvs right up at the act OF saclege
and the old cooked hat that lay in the corne. pecked
away at the distinguished vister as he cut ior nome Dy
We understand the Hero has put his foot down, and
swears by all the gods that ruled over Troy or Albany
any other seaport that that Frenchman snail 80 OUT o.
the country, or the volunteers shall De called Out again.
notus poius
AS the Car of Russia is such favorite with this dy
nasty and as President Bonaparte is such favorite with
the Gar, we think, however, there will be sort Of
peace Congress held in boat in the Gulf OF Finland to
settle the difficulty, without resortng to bullets or Bowie
knives Oh Peace, how beautiful art thou, with thy
silver wings and thy calm blue eyes, melting with pity
and kndng with love but when they come to sticking
srawsin Old Whteys ears. or to laughing q Caytons
democracy, thunder will be to pay, and no pitch hot We
would not let Frenchman laugh at Greeeys boots.
War --yes war responsibility. Kicking the minister
out OF the back door of the palaceshovng his passports
at him at the end OF Notwithstanding the eyes OF eve
rything French from Childeric to the Corscan-grum-
bling, growing, spitting sputterng-by Heavens there
will be battle somewhere, and the sooner II comes the
is the cry of the millions, and the southern egons
shout aloud, amen
We knew justice of the peace out west who was so
unfortunate as to make witness on the stand uProarousy
mad and so the fellow upon his coporea oath that
he could lick anybody he saw or heard tell Of The
old justice shut his book pocketed his sPectaces jumped
loud yoice-"Cour's adjourned till the fight is over ~
and wallopped the witness within two inches OF his lie.
The trial then proceeded and the old squire said he never
had better corum in his court in all the days of his life
We calculate to give the thin skinned absactioniss
who elected the Second Washington little touch OF the
western squire when they crowd too closely upon the
man of Troy has presented to the Second Wash.
ington-to call his slaves together, suppose-a very
superiortone bell, weighing 237 pounds avoirdu-
at Syracuse with great ecat. / tckled the horses
there almost to death We read Of Douglas once who
called Sir Archibald Bellthe Cat We suppose that
this bell is intended to convey the impression that
have Bell-he- Cat amongst us who, notwithstanding
his love for Spain, will give France and everything OF
French origin few blue pills, accompanied with red
and speak for itself; and if delegation desires more
words than the Od Hero can conveniently squeeze out
he ring the belt and drown the clater We presume
to call the pryy council together when they feel
burdened with business OF State and desire quiet time
of it,
Some slim Caesars who have soft spots in the knowl-
edge box and but the shake of Sleeps tail Of viz
tue 10 swear by, very much annoyed at the "He-
roic Age" and wish to have it taken up and tried upon
the ptlnClple OF 'We gTeHe We UMh TIE greater Mt
libel" Well, If they wish to it that ground
they may try but il we don't have Old Whitley to charge
the jury for us upon the occasion, short tall specked
trimmings, and ALL they may tickle with cats feather
and them gentlemen, who will stand '-you or the con.
stituton and be id TO you.
But this is a erotehesy world We erotehey with
France, croteety with England, crotcety with Panama
and her nation OF diarheas We love Russia, and are
fond OF fire. We for peace ALSO but by strange
mshap, are on the eve OF war with the whole world
The fact is, the wing party neither govern itself
anybody else and when it dies, die il must, ther,
will be nothing left but puff OF doubtful air and smell
OF roll birthstone TO remind one OF the
sHEROIC AGE"