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Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26
TRADE OF THE TlNLESs.

TRADE OF THE UNLESS.
BY GEO. L. RiNo.
IT'S strange to see, where'er you be
How much importance clings,
No, TO ones self, but dirty pelf,
The transitory things,
TO have i, is the greatest good.
To be without; sin;
'Tis to be homely, base, and rude
And all for want OF tin.
My neighbor A., just DER the way
Is quite pattern man;
IT'S needless should ever try
His virtues here to scan,
But people whisper that in deal
He'll shave beneath their skin;
Tha, for the poor he cannot feel
Blu, then, he's got the tin.
Now as for me, though all can see
I'm clever all day long,
And good enough stories tough
And better at q song;
Yet still, for friends, with neighbor A.
hardly can begin;
see them focking o'eT the way,
Alas need the tin.
Quite young in life | sought wife
To keep my elbows whole;
Celibacy | thought for me
Was getting rather dull,
/ tried all arts to please the girls,
ives resolved to win;
vsewed their feet, their waists, their curl
But sharper looked for tin.
Miss. Lucy made great parade,
Eliza played and sung;
Kate had way smart things to say,
Pegs lung had quite tang,
But oh, amid the virgin lhrong,
Wherever | had been,
None charmed like Miss. Almira Strong
For she had lots OF tin.
When l proposed. my love disclosed
Said she, you can't come in
| found tho boot on tother foot,
Twas that lacked the tin,
did'n faint, didn't swear,
But vowed, through thick and thin,
Id sail for California. where
I'd dig up lots Of tin.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26
COLVER'S
Patent COncave Beaten 4 urn

NV call the attention OF Il public To the
w article heading this advertisement
and invite the enterprising and curious to cal
and witness its operation. All advertisement
in relation to this invention, to the hundreds
who have seen it tested, is supererogation.
First. This Churn will produce butter, ga.
thering it in a mass, from sweet milk, in five
to ten minues, and from cream prepared as
families usually prepare it, in three to five
minutes.
Second. The utility of this invention is ap.
parent, as better butter can be produced from
sweet milk, or cream, than cream soured in
the usual way; and by means Of this Churn, a
little girl or boy can perform, in five or ten
minutes, what has heretofore required the la
Dor of a woman or man for one or two hours
and some times half day
Third. BY simply turning a thumb-screw
the whole inside dasher is taken out, leaving
nothing but the butter and milk in the plain
wooden box.
Fourth. II is the cheapest Churn ever in
vented, as the simplicity Of its construction
(though embodying great philosophical prin.
ciple,) makes it but little to manufacture it,
Fifth. 1t is common sense Churn, as all
will admit who will examine it.
We are now Offering the complete monopo-
ly of this staple article in States and coun-
ties, which will insure certain and large profits
and speedy return of investments.
COLVER d MYERS,
30, Vine street, mp stairs.
st. Louis, October 5. l646.--3ltf.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26
To Shippers.

To Shippers.
| would take this opportunity to return
my thanks to tho Shippers of this and adjoin.
ing counties, for the very liberal support re-
ceived during the past season, aud to inform
them that in addition to the warehouses !
used last year. have finished my three story
brick warehouse, adjoining Crenshaw's Hotel,
and have also rented another situated at the
upper landing, (lately occupied by Louis Ro-
biou, Esq } for storing Hemp aud Tobacco, and
would solicit consignments of Produce and
Merchandise for shipment, storing or forwar-
ding, and pledge that my charges shall be as
low as those Of any clubhouse.
JOHN D. PERRY.
Glasgow, February | lS49.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26

From Elders 7. M. ALLAN and NJ. P. Wills.
BOONE COUNTY, Mo-, August 81, 1s45
This is to certify, that we have used "My-
ers' Embrocation" in our antilles with entire
success, and we hereby take great pleasure in
recommending to any who may be afflicted with
Rheumatism as most sovereign remedy.
Il. NJ. ALLEN.
NJ. P. WILLS.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26
Furniturc! Furniture :!
UNITED STATES

UNITED STATES
FURNITURE WARE HOUSE,
Corner Of Second and Green streets, (near the
Virginia Hotel ST. Louis, No.
Where are the most commodious rooms,
and by far the largest stock of FURNI-
TURE West Of the AHeghany Mountains,
comprising in apart the latest styles of carv
ed rosewood in plush, Gothic and Antique
s-z~sV=-ss- styles, turned and twisted work
Es.x x.....ss.. of Philadelphia, the richest
and latest styles of Boston and
New York, with elegant inlaid pearl work
from Canton in China, London and Paris
Also, the largest stock ever before offered in
this market Of plain, medium and common
furniture, chairs Of every description and
kind, wash stands tables, lounges, rocking
chans, window shades, willow ware, mat
trasses, extension and card tables, etc. etc.
etc, all of which we will sell at wholesale
or retail, at the most reduced prices for cash
Keepers Of Hotels, boarding houses, steam
boats, public rooms, dealers, persons commen-
cling housekeeping, and the public generally,
are most earnestly invited to call and exam
inc our immense and beautiful stock. We
will promise them they will not regret the
call. Come and see.
Elicit d MARRIOTT.
January, l549 fin
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26

~When aPoor loafer is cooped up
with an empty rum bottle by his side,
the papers say, "Another victim of in
temperance" When respectable cit
izen eats a dinner that kills him in q
few hours, with or without the help Of
the doctors, the same papers head his
obituary notice, mysterious Provi,
dence."
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26
Lamps! Lamps! :!

A N EASY SHAVE is one of The bles.
IA sings bestowed upon man; and one OF
the greatest misfortunes that man is born TO,
is to shave with poor razor. Now, therefore,
if you wish to possess TIE former and escape
The latter, call at my shop and will sell you a
genuine razor. G.. w. COOKE.
BoOnyille, Nov. @. 1913
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26
Final settlement.

NOTICE is hereby given, that the under
~ signed will apply at the May Term
Sfourth Monday of the Randolph County
Court, for final settlement of their admin.
lsuation on the estate of Wiley Ferguson
deceased.
WIN. B. WATTS.
- VIM. MANSFIELD. @'S'
April Is, ls45-7-4t.
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IS49.) st. Louis, QS49.
Glasgow and Brunswick, Mo.
River Packet Line.


80 TUESDAY PACKET ROW
Eaa ENA,Wm. C. JEwErr, Com
mander, leaves ST. Louis for Brunswick, every
Tuesday at 6 o'clock, p. M. leaves Brunswick
for St. Louis, every Friday, at O'Clock, A. NJ.
This elegant passenger steamer having
been entirely retilted, reprinted and repaired
will resume her regular packet trips in the
above trade on the opening of navigation, and
continue them throughout the season.
The ROWENA will leave st. Louis on her
upward trip every Tuesday, at 6 o'clock, P.
NJ, and arrive at Brunswick on Thursday
evening. Returning, sho will leave Bruins
wick every Friday at 6 o'clock, A. M, and be
at o'clock, and leave Glasgow at at IL o.
clock, A. M; will be al Bouldin's landing, Ar
row Rock, Boonville and Rocheport same dry;
at Mount Vernon Providence, Nashville,
Martins Landing, Marion, Claysville, JEFF
ferson City, mouth Usage, Cote Sandessein,
Shepley's Landing, Smiths Landing, Young s
Landing, Portland, Hermann, Loutre Island,
Pinckney, Washington, South Point and Point
Labardie, on Saturday; will be at st. Charles
early Sunday morning. and arrive at st. Louis
same day.
The commander of the ROrena embraces
the present opportunity ofreturnng his sincere
thanks to his friends who have so literally pat
ronized him, and assures them that every ex-
ertiOn on the part of himself and officers,
shall be made TO render her still worthy of the
patronage of The travelling and shipping pub
lie.
Agents-A McMECHAN g. Co., Brunswick.
L APPLEGATE, Keytesvile Landing.
J; D; PERRY i Glasgow.
J. A. D. ADDERTON, Arrow Rock.
JAS. II. JOHNSON, Boonville.
PHILIP CROW, Rocheport
Col. H. IL. BABER, Jefferson City.
P. C. ARNOLD. Portland.
January IS, 1919.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26
Iron and Steel.

WE have on hand, and will CONTINUED
keep for sale, good assortment of
Genuine Sligo Iron
German steel ..
Cast and blister steel
Plough wings and slabs
Tyre Iron, &c. &c. ....-
which will be sold on advantageous terms;
purchasers of Iron are invited to call.
BOON, TALBOT g. SMITH, Fayette.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26

EVIDENCE OF ITS EFFICACY.
Read ,ohat those say Of The Embrocation wh,
hare used it. A fe,O Of the hundreds pho hare
testified can only be quoted here.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26

The Car of Russia has refused 10
recognize Queen Isabella. So state the
last advices from France.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26

TIC new, hghl-dra0ght, tast.running pas
sSenger steamer SAN FRANCISCO, M.
hennett, will run between St. Louis, Weston
and 81. Joseph, and all intermediate points on
the river, regularly during the season.
The San Francisco has been built expressly
Tor the Missouri river trade, and no pains
have been spared in her construction TO render
her suitable for that purpose. m29
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26

A FINE assortment of hair, CLOTH nail and
"a tooth brushes, also fine oil for the hair,
fine washing soaps for the face not your
clothes, for sale by G. w. COOKE.
Boonvile, Nov 0, lS4S.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26
BETHANY Mo. March IN. 1919

BETHANY Mo, March 10, IS4S.
Dear Sir:--At your request | called at
Rocheport on my return home. and got bot
tie Of yourEmbrocation; and gave it 20 q
neighbor whose wife had been much afflicted
with Rheumatism of the Chronic form for
years. The effect is so self-evident, that if
you see proper, you can send me 80 bottles,
as can dispose of it now that it has been
tried here. Yours, Respectfully,
w T. WATKINS
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26
st. Louis Millinery Rooms,

st. Louis Millinery Rooms,
60, Market Street, Up Stairs,
ST. LOUIS, MO.
SLOPER g. RlMMER, Presenting their res
- poets to the Ladies of Glasgow, and vi
cinity, would inform them that they will open
an assortment of
SPRING MILLINERY
the 10th of March, which will be succeeded
| BY continuation of New Patterns Monthly
during the season. Their supply of French
Flowers, Ribbons, Dress Bonnets, Caps
Head Dresses, &c. will be Of the latest impor
tations, and they hope to be favored with :
continuance Of the patronage they have Sc
literally received
P.S. Every variety of Straw and CHI
Bonnets: Ladies and Misses; and Straw,
beached upon a new principle.
GTParticular attention paid to written di
ctions. s March 8, lS49.-l m3
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26

tNHOSE WHO WANT TO ENJOY the
Il eating of a good bowl of Mush and Milk
or good soup, (say oyster soup for instance or
those who want to drink a good cup of tea =,
should always have a genuine Silver Spoon to
do it with Well have got that sort, and
as they are the cheapest spoons that can be
used in family, call and look at my assert.
ment. G. w. COOKE.
Bonneville, Nov. 0, 1913.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26
PAINTING.

TNHE Undersigned would respectfully in
j. form the public generally that he will
devote his entire attention to House, Sign
Painting, Glazing and Paper-hanging sssu-
ring them of good work at reasonable prices
Thankful for past patronage, solicits con.
tinuance Of the same.
]. H. SCHARNHoRST.
Glasgow, March %, lS49.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26

Judge Burnett of Cincinnati, has re-
Gently given $500 to the cause of Colo
nization.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26


the powers of life, and then cure is not to be
so certainly counted on. Tubercles on the
lungs are not necessary obstacles TO perma-
nent cure. But the means to be employed
must be widely different from those ordinari-
" used. Consumption patients generally seek
for n soothing medicine merely, something
which will alldy cough, Nothing is easier
than to furnish such compound. Ii is this,
and this alone, that the numerous PulnDne
Syrrups, Wild Cherry Balsams, Cold Candies
aud the like, aim ut; and il is all they achieve.
| OPIUM is usually the basis Of them ALL
which, for a time, deceives the poor sufferer;
but disappoints at last.
| To cure Consumption, something far beyond
all this is imperatively necessary. Something
must be used whose specific action is upon the
Pulmonary vessels, and upon the delicate mem
brane which lines the air passages; and which
will arrest and eradicate that morbid princi-
pie which shows itself in Tubercles. This the
Graefenborg CONSERVATIVE BALM will
effectually do: while at the. same time il will
allay the cough and remove the wasting hcc-
| tic.
This medicine is the only one extant, in this
or in any foreign countries, that can be relied
on in the complaints noticed; and the most try
ing season is just at hand, the attention of con-
sumptive persons, of the Medical faculty, and
of the public at large is earnestly invited to
it. This BALM is of incalculable value in
Asthma, Bronchitis Cdidrrh, Cold, Splitting
Of Blood Difficulty Of Breathing and all other
affections Of the throat, the lungs, the bron-
chial tubes, &c. &c. ...s..E. ...t.
Testimonials of its wonderful efficacy and
Of the numerous curas it has effected RAY be
had on application at the Companies Agencies.
| The General Agent for Missouri, and South
part of Illinois, is E. X. WOODWARD, ST.
Louis, to whom applications for agencies may
be addressed.
| Nelc York, lS45. Z. BARTON, Sec'y.
Sub-agent, WIN. R. SNELsoN, Fayette,
II w SMITH GLASGOW ...
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26

LNRIEND HAMMOND will have TO stop
IL your paper. ..
Why so, Mr.. Brown?
Because my eye-sight is so bad that | can
scarcely read.
Why do you not use spectaclesi
have not been able to find any to suit.
Have you been down at COOKIES Shop to
see if he could not suit you!
No, have not.
Go down-he has got all kinds.
Well, | will.
Hammond, got them, is your paw
for two years subscription. -Boonrille Observer.
Boonvile, Nov. o, 1913.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26

]. 4. CLARK. A. J. HERNDoN.
LAW NOTICE.
GLARK g. HERNDON will continue to
~ practice law in partnership, in all the
courts Of Howard county, except the County
Court. All business entrusted to them will re-
ceive their united attention.
John B. Clark will continue to attend the
several courts as heretofore.
0rOffce on the public square, Fayette,
GTAndrew j Herndon can at all times be
found at the County Clerks Office.
FaYeite October 10. lSIS.-32
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VIII EAT!

WHEAT!
5000 bushels good merchantable Wheat
wanted by the subscriber, to be delivered by
the list day of April, for which he will pay
cash at 90 cents per bushel.
JOHN D. PERRY.
Glasgow, Feb. Is, lS49,
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26

A QUEER FUNERAL CusToM.-A
traveller in Russia relates the following
funeral service as common among the
Russian peasants. Their passion for
liquor is manifested even in their GER
emonies over the dead.
when the peasant dies, the priest
writes passport for heaven, which is
signed by the bishop and placed in The
hands Of the dead. After the funeral
the priests and the friends of the de
ceased meet at hishouse to enjoy them.
selves, and the first toast in commemo-
ration of the deplorable event, is, To
the happiness of his soul, for he was a
good fellow, and loved grog.'"
Cowu1DIsa AN EDrroR.-Mr. Judson
the editor of weekly paper published
in New York, called Med Bunlline's
Own" was cowhided on Wednesday in
Broadway, by dashingly dressed fe-
male named Kate Hastings,a boarding
house keeper. who considered herself
insulted by some remarks in the paper
of the previous week. 1t is said that
she applied the cowhide vigorously to
the head and shoulders of Mr.. Judson
and although he drew pistol from hi:
pocket and presented it while backing
across the street she followed him up
and continued the assault until the by.
islanders interfered.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26
Wheat Fans,

ENVE Wheat Fans, very superior article,
l. for sale low by J. D. PERRY.
WTHEAT SACKS.-l000 two bushel os.
w naburg sacks for sale low by
]. d. PERRY, q lasgow.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26
Fresh Teas.

WE invite the attention of family's to a
peculiarly fine stock of
Gunpowder and Imperial Teas
Old hyson and pouchong do
which we warrant equal to any ever imported
for sale low,
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26

4 FEW bales heavy brown domestic, yd
"a wide, for sale by the piece, by
]. d. PERRY, Glasgow.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26

FIT c. MYERS, Fayette, No.
For sale at the following agencies, DlGGEs
d. HoRsLEY, BARTON e. Bios, Glasgow; DR..
EAsTERLY, st. Louis; N & A. JoHNToN,
Brunswick, Mo-; A. BEATTIE, Huntsville; j.
RIDDLEsBARGER, Fayette; SALISBURY g. HILL,
Keytesvil!e; CocKRILL g. MARLRY, Weston;
GARLIcKs & HALE, Liberty; MCGEE d CAR,
EER, Richmond.
And prepared only by HENRY C. MYERS,
Fayette, Nd December Ia, 1854.
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Yours, Respectfully,


HENRY c. MYEEs, Fayette, Mo.
Glasgow weekly times. (Glasgow, Mo.) 1848-1861, 1849-04-26
Monthly bulletin No. 10.

THE CONSUME.
TION!l-Itis the set.
tied opinion of the most
distinguished of physi-
clans, both Of this coun-
Try and Europe. that
'CoNsUMPTtoN Is CURA-
BILE, in any and every
st'ge, except that which
is attended by wasting
diarrhn. The latter
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1849-12-01
PROSPECTUS
THE FRIEND OF YOUTH;
A .MonMN Newspaper.

MRS. L.. EDITOR.
Thc Friend of Youth will be issued on tho
first of every month, in quarto form, s pages,
on fine paper, in neat, now type, and with taste
full embellishments. .
Our object will be to mako the paper an at
tractive companion for Youth. While We please,
we shall also aim to form their tastes. In addi-
ton to agreeable Stories, Lessons on Natural
History, Descriptions of Natural Scenery,
Sketches of Travel, and Notices of New Books
for children, we shall converse with them, in
language adapted to their comprehension, about
the important events of the present era. We
know this is not usually done i'll such publica-
tons, but we think VIC do not mistake the taste
or capacity of Young people, when we suppose
them to feel some interest in the world they
live in, beyond the nursery, the school-room,
and the playground. 1t shall also be our care
to interest them on all great subjects connected
with the wcll-bcing of mankind. Freedom,
Peace, and Temperance, shall receive our ear
nest advocacy. Teaching our children to sym
pathize with the oppressed, and weep with the
suffering, we hope to awaken in them q gcnor-
Gus adherence of all wrong, and an earnest
love and reverence for all that is just and pure
and, while thus intoxicating the lessons of love
to man, VIC cannot forget the supreme obliga-
tons due to the great Father and Bcnefactor Of
all. f- -.t f-.t-f4f sf--
We hope to succeed in adapting our paper to
all ages of youth so that While the elder broth
ers and sisters have a full share of our attention,
tho little ones shall not be forgotten. They arc
orr special fayoritcs, and shall be cared for &C.
cordingly.
To secure variety of entertainment, we have
engaged, as regular contributors to our columns
several wcll-known and distinguished writers
peculiarly qualified to minister to the wants o.
Youth. Among them, we are at liberty to namC
II. S. Arthur and Emma D.. L. N. South.
worth. In short, VIC hope to make the paper
just such q " Friend" as young people will bc
glad to see, and sorry to part with.
As this Prospectus may reach many of the
former friends and patrons of the "Youth's
Monthly Visitcr," a paper which we established
and edited for nearly three years, at Cincinnati
we cannot forbcar expressing the great pleasure
it will give us to renew our former intercourse
with them. The little children who then rccoi.
we'd the " Visiter " as q welcome guest, are nov
almost grown up men and women. But theS
will perhaps find some little brother or sister o.
cousin to whom they may introduce us as an ole
friend. -a- ..
The first number will be issued on the first o
November.
The terms will be-ffty cents a year for a sin
gle copy; five copies for two dollars or, ever,
person forwarding us four names, with two dol
lars, shall be entitled to one copy gratis.
1t is desirable that the names Of subscribers h
sent in with as litrle delay as possible. All com
munieations must be addressed to-
Mrs. MARGARET l.. BAILEY,
Washington Citb ID. c.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1849-12-01
ROAD NOTICE

NOTICE is hereby given that there will be q
IN petition presented to the Commissioner of
Colurnbiana county, at their next session, pray
ing for the location Of a road running as follows
Commencing at a point where the Franklin
Square road terminates, in the old State road
known as the New Lisbon and Deerfeld road
thence running due west with the section line
crossing the East New Garden road, and termi-
mating at a point where the said section line
intersects the West New Garden road, COM
mencing at the starting point between the lands
of Joseph Coffee and Josiah C~anaron-thence
west between the lands of Chalkley Harris and
said Coffee thence between the lands Of Joshua
$. Hatcher and said Harris thence between the
lands of Isaac Is. Test and said Hatcher thence
between the lands Of said Test and Isaac Mich
OILS; thence between the lands of Daniel Test
and said Isaac Nichols, o the point above men
toned.
October 26, 1919.
Anti-slavery bugle. [volume] (New-Lisbon, Ohio) 1845-1861, 1849-12-01
Malicious Testing.

There are few crimes more common than
wicked, malicious jesting-turnlng the pbysi-
cal or mental weaknesses of others into food
for mirtb. The Jester fastens upon his vic
tim with the first dawnings of reason and
will torment an infant with stories of raw
Observation-Disclosures, The man who
wants but eleven heads of a dozen and takes
one out of every house into which he goes.
'Old Blucum' in the chimney and horrors
manifold are conjured up that the petty wit
ling may be amused by the ogony and terror
of q child. Is any one nervous the boat in
which he is must be rocked, that your prac-
teal Jester may laugh at the fright which
may cause the victim hours, perhaps days of
pain or languor. Any weakness of body or
mind is a vulnerable point where your petty
wit may contrive to insert n sting; and the
consequence to others is no matter, provided
he gain a laugh. There is no class of men
more deserving contempt than practical jes-
tiers. 1t requires the most total disregard of
the feelings of others-the very last degree
of selfisliness to sustain the character; and
we never once read OF heard q practical
Joke that was not contemptible-too much
SO to awake a smile. The person who can
| enjoy a laugh at the expense of another, is
one we would never wish to call friend
A confirmed joker is the most thoroughly
heartless and remorseless wretch on eurtll.
Young iokers pull the wings and legs
off flies for the .jIn of seeing them try
to Hy or walk without them-fire crack
ers under peoples feet for the fun of
hearing them scream-they turn turtles on
their backs, and pull the claws off lizards OF
crows; as they grow older, they invent sub
stitutes for these amusenients, equally funny
and agreeable.
We once heard of one of the genus who
was playing ghost to brighten q servant girl
and got a considerable quantity of boiling
water emptied into his boots. lie had SO
much fun drawing off his socks and the skin
with them, that it lasted him for sport all the
rest of his life and cured him OF the habit
of ioking.-PiHSbuvgh Sat. KSiter.