Indiana State sentinel., 1849-09-13
VARIETY.

VARIETY.
LovE.-If you cannot inspire woman with love
for yOu ill her above the brim with love for herself,
and all that runs will be yours
The latest way to pop the question IL to ask the
fair lady if you shall have the pleasure of seeing her
the minister's"
Byron saie the greatest trial to woman's beauty
the ungraceful of eating eggs; he never saw
of the critters hanging by the teeth to ba-
zIng hot corn cob, that's clear.
"A-las a-lasr' as the old bachelor exclaimed when
he felt desire to marry. He made the same exca-
nation after marriage, but sPeli it differently.
long ladder leaning against house. nigger at
the top and hog rubbing himself against the
foot of it--"G'way, g'woy dere-you'm maxim
mischief"
wag purchased a very fine horse. Returning from
q ride few days afterwards he said he discovered
quality In his animal which added fifty dollars to his
value-"He SHE'D at a cOnstGble."
think there's any danger mister menagery man,
from the boy contractor!" "Oh no." said the man,
''the sarpent don't bite, lie swallows his vctuals
whole"
At Parish examination clergyman asked a char
ity boy if he had ever been baptised
"NO sir.'' was the reply, "not as knows for, but
I've been icdTinated"
FATHER MATHEWS SEAL.-The private seal of the
Rev. Theobod Mathew represents fountain bursting
from a rock with the following motto:
"Drink from the bubbling fountain, drink it free,
Twas good for Sampson and tits good for thee"
Charles Sprague. returning a to the Rev. John
PlerpOnt which he had paid at the Globe Bank, Bos-
ton, wrote the following coupet on the envelope:
Behold wonder seldom seen by men!
Lines of no value from John Perponts pen.
Jules Fabre, in debate in the French Assembly on
restricting the freedom of the press, said forchly,
that the cause of frances unquet "was because its
republican heart still enclosed IN monarchlcai
mould"
..Ike," said rusty old heathen of the desk. show
do astronomers measure the distance to the sun J"
"Why" replied the young hopeful. "they guesses at
one fourth the distance and multipes by four. The
old desk worm tainted
EpUcATIoN IN New YoRK.-Out of 156 acad-
emies and 27O77 pupils in New York. only six
academies teach the science of agriculture. Of the
whole number, only academy onits the tuition of
defamation
student Of Yale being confined to his room by
sickness was called upon by friend. What, John,
SAID the visiter, "sick, eh!" yes, "sic sum-! II
So.
Ain't you afraid you will break while falling SOL!
said chap in the pit of circus TO the clown.
''Why sol" asked the latter.
because you are tumbler," replied the wag.
The clown tainted.
MY good gracious! wonder what they'll manu-
facture out of grain next" said Mrs. Partington.
'Here is an account of man making rye face and
OF another making noury speecns tnen q WnOe COL
umn about corn laws"
The Jews abstain from trading during 66 days Of
the year. follows viz: 50 Saturdays; two days.
wear four days. Passover; day, Black Fast; two
days, Pentecost; four days, Tabernacle; one day,
White Fast.
Every ma rried man should let his wife have the
manag cement of the Home Department. and give her,
rs Secretary, the control of the different bureaus but
don't let her have anything to do with the War De-
partment.-EdSfport Sentinel.
Nor with the Treasury Department. ThomGston
Gazette.
AN EMPERoR's REJoIc1NGs A VIcroRY.-A Ber-
lin correspondent of the London News says, when
Nicholas heard of the success of the Russians over
the Hungarians, and the occupation of Debrezin by
C0edaief, he commenced dancing about his room in
hs shirt Il is said that he continued for three whole
hours exhibit in this extravagant way the JOY with
which the of so quick a triumph had inspired
him.
wager once laid that Yankee would always an
question by asking another; and to decide thai
matter, down-easer was interrogated' want you
said the better, ito give straightforward answer
TO plain question" 81 kin du it, Mister said the
Yankee. ''Then why is it that New Englanders al
ways answer question by asking in reurn!'
'Du heg?" was JOnathan's reply.
A LAWYERS BILL.-Do the readers of Theodore
Hook remember the bill presented by the Attorney tC
Jack Brag when he was purchasing yacht,
Here it is
To being asked by Mr.. Brag what thought best
brig a schooner 6s. Sd
To answering, did not know, l3s 4d
RELIGIOUS STATISTICS OF HUNeARY.-Tn a work re
Gently published, find the following classification
the religion of the Hungarians:-
Roman Catholics. .....-.............. g. 100, Is:
Greek Catholics. 1922, 81
Adherents of the Augsburg Confession. - 1006,2
Adherents of the Helvetic Confession. S46 S4l
Unitarians. ..................- 47,2St
Greek Church----.. ................ 2.2s3 so:
Jews ..-................ pa 03s
12ssO, ,4St
The Westminster Review says, that "the NAL,
H.. &c nd n Ia.