The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1849-04-27

ailke! bessss es,ssei one cutsfhoroughty, and
The other cuts tno'-roughly.
"A cabinet maker in Charleston, s. c.,
Cradles and Coffins,' with all
necessary intermediate furniture.
The pay ofan Austrian soldier is four
cents day! What an honorable and
respectable body of men they must be!
Yankee 10 Boston has a rotary sew
ing iHachine,' which will sew yard
minute, with the fast stitch made in sew
ing the seams Of pantaloons.
A Yankee transported couple of hogs
to the 'digsins'in California, to root for
precious ore, and obtained every night
from six to eight ounces ofgold from their
snouts!
The last words ever written by John
Quincy Adams to his son. were, a stout
heart a clear conscience, and never des
pairs'
Our old grandma ther used to say to our
old grandfather, ITS useless auarrelipg,
NY dear, for you know we must make it
up again.
Some miserly chap objects to the gold
dollars, that on account of their small size
they may be dropped, by mistake, into the
contribution box!
.Ipever, said Voltaire, was ruined bu :.
twice, once when gain a lawsuit, and
once when ] lost IT.
sVat you makes dare!' inquired Du CHI
man of his daughter, who was being kiss
ed by her sweetheart very clamorously
'Oh, no, much-just courting little
date ALL. 'Ohu! dat's ALL taught you
vas yighting.'
4 Speaking Of cheap hose, the Leather
Stocking of Cooper has done him good
service, and worn for a long time. lie
has lest it OF lately.
1T is supposed that the new census VII
show the population of Upper Canada te
about 700 900 Lower Canada is estima'
ted to contain nearly 500 900.
VIctoria's babies, though destined t'
be aristocrats in after life, are in infancy
, on a level with the Illinois babies; the!
are nothing else than Suckers.
Punch saws that the new front of Buoh
ipgham Palace is like false bosom pu
on TO make the best of an indiffere mt shirt
A widower, named King hung himsel
at Newark, NJ. day or two ago, few
hours be fore he was to be married Tor III
second ime.
II strikes me your countenance Is Ia
miliar, as one of our patrons said whe
our collector had called upon him for tn
tweaty third time.
The reason " by short men should o
the soonest married, is. because there
more need OF their getting Spticea.
A Galveston paper, depreciating tn
number of divorces granted at the reeen
session of the Legislature Of Texas, say
in that state the married contract is nc
as binding as a horse trade.
II issaid that the President of Franc
sspires to the hand of Miss Coutts, tn
celebrated bankers daughter.lHe Proba
bly admires her for her sterling worth.
The price of share in Mrs. Farnham
female expedition to California, incind'n
passage, freight and medical attendance
is $3.50.
Mr.. Lee, an English curute. and wei
meaning man, but very superstihous. II
sists upon having the heavy font taken
the brook before baptism, because ih
water ought not to be conveyed into III
church in an unconsecrated uteDsit
Paris was so quiet on the anniversaI
| OF the French Revolution, "a February
that scarcely line Of interesting new
could be furnished by the French capita
The Government contract for oil W.
taken on Monday week, by Edward Mo-
Robinson, Esq, Of New Bedford, at lO4
per gallon, cash, nearly equal TO l03 it
winter.
Peter Smith, the Matchmaker insiste