Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, IA [i.e. Ind.]) 1839-1854, 1849-11-28
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Alexander Hamilton" were put up, when Of
the bys,anders exclaimed, "Why, Hamilton was
Federalist." Another Pc rson prese nj inme-
diateiy enquired. ..Do you know what FEEDER
alist is?'' After some hesitation. the first an
swered, ''Why. he didn't believe in Tia. resurrec-
ton from the dead This is about intei.i-
gent an answer can be given by three fourths
Of these who denounce Federalism The word
81 ederalist has become Il term Of rep-oach, and
IS on the tongues of thousands who know moth
ing OF ITS origin. nor understand its me aiming
HatehdA y ~ Chronicle.
NEWSPAPERS FOR CALIFORNIA. A letter from
Mr.. flobble, First Assistant Postmaster General,
says: "Pre-Payment of postage is not required
upon newspapers to California, Sc mt from the
office OF publications.
II is stated tina. one OF the prominent
features in the reports of Mr. Ewing will
be the establishment. by law. of an Agr-
cultural Bureau at Washington.
At the Agricultural Fair in Hartford.
Mrs. Sigourney, the author, took the pre-
MUM for silk stockings; and they were
not bluc, either.
The Dutchman truly remarks that the
best looking thing about girl is cheer
fulness. We care not how rudy her
cheeks may be. or how velvetv or kissable
her lips. if she wears scowl she will be
considered Unlocking even bv her friends.
while the girl vino iilumnates her face
with smiles will be considered handsome
although her complexion may be coarse
enough to CRATE nutmegs on As sunshine
is to the landscape-as perfume is to the
rose-so is cheerfulness TO the counten-
ance and good nature to the lovely. Girls,
think of this.
young fop about starting for New
\ DIRK proposed a life preserver
80. you will not want it, suggested the
clerk, bags of wind don't sink
The Albany knickerbocker says tina,
butter IS selling at = cents per 10. in that
city. The editor saw some Of il on Satur-
day which was so strong, that il took n
countryman and his two daughters to hold
il on the wagon.
A DANDY's BRAiNs.-A couple Of fel.
lows in New York happened to take a
fancy TO young lady, and one Of them
sent the other challenge, which was &c.
cepted, and accordingly they proceeded
TO the Jerseys to try the cold ead.-The
seconds loaded the pistols with nothing
but Powder.-The one who received the
challenge put rotten egg in his pocket.
and when the pistols were DISCHARGED. the
dandy standing ready to fall from the
fright received the egg plump in his fore
head, which knocked his spindle shanks
quite to the ground, aud applying both
hands to his face. he scraped off the mov-
ing matter, and turning his eyes mourn
fully towards heaven, exclaimed. ..Oh
God, see my brains.''
BEAUTIFUL SENTlMENT.-On a sailors
gravestone, in the Brookln navv-yard.
are the following words to be seen: No.
bly, he did his duty below, and now he has
gone aloft.'
GA locofoco paper in Missouri says
that Gen. Lane, on his return from Ore
gon. will pour out the Walls Of his wrath
on the administration. Lanedosen't keep
his wrath in walls. He keeps i, in decan-
tiers, demiiohns, and puncheons.-Lou
Jour.
'Give me a kiss, my charming Sail"
lover said to blue-eyed gof,
81 WON'T said she, "you lazy elf,
ScreD up your lips and help youyself.'
POETRY.
When last saw my sweet Dutch gal,
was coming through the rain;
She gazed, smiled, and SAID to me:
eek, don't not never let me your purity
soon no more again
7 GA Roman woman's first virtue was
chastity, and decency was point Of hon
or. a man was considered worthy Of
I expulsion. who kissed his wife in the pre-.
sence of his daughter. Not divorce oc-
CURED in Rome during the space Of five
hundred and twenty years.
OIL OF PEPPERMTNr.-I'hree hundred
pounds of this article, manufactured at
Hillsdale. Mich. land shipped to Cincinnati,
were sold there last week for two dollars
Dill
VERY BAD INDEED.--An exchange pa
per says, "the girls in some parts of Penn.
sylvan;a, are SO hard up for husbands,
that they sometimes take up with printers
and lawyers.
"MAKE WAY. oentlemAn "cr;na a Nesea
chusetts representative to the populace
who were crowding him out Of his place
on election day; "make way. YOURSELF
replied sturdy member of the throng.
1--WE are the people themselves"
AT THE BOURBON (kY.) AGRICULTURAL
FAIR, held on Tuesday the 9th ult., Mrs. |
Chapman Coleman, daughter of Gov.
Crittenden. received the premium "a cup
worth one hundred dollars) for the best !
silk quilt, made with her own hands.
Snow on THE Administrations |
were six inches of snow on Tuesday, on
the mountains between Wheeling and
Cumberland.
The twelve large manufacturing esta-
blishments at Lowell employ a capital Of,
about 13 millions Of dollars, at present
owning IS mills, with their appendages,
such as 600 boarding houses and other
buildings. The total number of spindles
in oneration ia 10000 The nyesent
number Of operatives is about $4,000. Of
whom 1000 are males and 1900 females.
! The following remarks in relation to the
etiquette Of dinner party, appeared in a
I fashionable London journal:
Married ladies precede the single. The
lady of the house is the last to enter the
dining who are engaged
walk in together. Ladies do not dine with