The Arkansas banner., 1849-10-16
Magical, Radical, Trasital, Erasiye Soav .

The iteneraut fellows who freaaent our ytyln~as during the sessions of The coasts aad on ail other occasions of popnlar asembliugN and vending their small wares, Ia RaDr Strop mau. are sometimes very amusing. We ptieed one of 'ea last week crying his erasise sost to simple srnwtI ss we have observed in some tinis, He was sharp-ev.d fellow, with sanctiiSd Iooka -black whskeis, and a still blscker and eaoHnous straw bat
 "Gentlefnen,' he ssd, rather sang, gentle men, offer you splendid article superb article. incomparabe articls--magicai, radical, traeical srticle'' Here he dipayed cake of his soap 1 "Magical, radical, trageal, srasirs soap! Yes, in it's effects upon its inventor most tragcal Shall tell you howl It was invented by a celebrated French chemist, after twenty years of toiI. labor, and prvatiOn. In just fifteen minutes two seconds and hall after tho discovery he eIl into the arms of death. and his name became immortal. You can draw your own eoncutons. gentlemsn.'
 ' Magical, radical, tagiesl, e-ra-siVe sOap Dime cake Hand me the eu1euey-served me right.- there's the soap. Yes, there's man has got d cake of the iacomparable, iIaPpreciabe. infdliible, in valuable. magical. radical, tragcal, ra-sive soap
 "Gentlemen. you'd open your eyes fl were to tell you half the wonders performed by this in-com- pa-ta-hle article IL cleans spots removes staius hides dirt brightens good coors and oberates ugly oBessuch is the virtue ef the ali- hesiing. never failing, spot-removng, beauty restoring, health- giving. magical. radical, uagical e. ns sive soap '"
 
 commenced. standing at ease against piazza post.
 Why, gentlemen, when first became acquain- ted with this inextollabe gift of Divine Providence to erring man, had obstruction of the vocal or gans, impeachment of speech that bade fair to de- stroy the hopes of the fond parents who intended me for the bar or the pulpit l was toague-ied-- but came across this precioas eompound-swal- lowed just half an ounce. aad ever since, io the satisfaction of my parents, myself, and assembled world. have been volubly, rapidly. successfully. intermnably, ,unintermitpgF and most eloquentiy sounding inc praises of the intomp in alibe inimitabIe inappreeiable, never failing, all heaing spot-removing. beauty restoring magical. radical, tragiea, era-sive soap
 An, gentlemen, d world without 1t would be naught! It takes the stains rom your brooches the spots from yonr coats removes the dirt the gloss, and diffases general cheerfuness over the character of the whole outer man.
 True, gentlemen, I've wora the fore-hnger of my right-hand 10 the first joint in Illustrating the efficacy of this ineftable eompouud but hold that the fore finger of one man-yes. the fore fingers ot lea men-are as nothing whea compared with the peace and welfare of society aid the word,'
 "Oh. magical soap! oh radical soap. oh, tragi- cal soap. What wonders thou dost perform. The frightened locomotive leaves te track as it were) on thy approach The teegnphic wires uemble and dumb in thy presence!
 a "Why, gentlemen 1t clears ihe complexion of a nigger, and it makes curly-headed mau's hair straight! It removes the stains from the brooches and the spots from your cOats--in like-manuer il pnriies the conscience and brishtens the character If you're little dishonest dirty, try il! If your reputation or clothing is little smutted I'il war rant il. For ladies whose sips-I mean those little brown, yellow. white, blue, and many -coored slip pers-have become soiled 1t Is the only cure, pana- cea. medicamentum, vade-mecum, in all elobular creation. hen come up, tumble ap, run up, aud Jump up, like Hungry patriois, and buy my in comparable, infabIe, iuefsble iuappreciahle coat preserving beauty restoring, dirt removing speech improving. characterpoIishing, virtue-iniparting. all healing, magical, radical, compound, e-ra.siye soap.''
 Here hard-cheek s oratory was interrupted by a shower of dimes from boys men and hobbiedehoys aud the show" was considered closed.
 tChambers (Ala.) Tribune.