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Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1849-10-04
{" JOURNAL OF SENATE.

e." JOURNAL OF SENATE. e5 -,
I" Resolution, No. 1888, entitled Resolution
relative TO an amendment of the Constitution. ,
was read third time. On the question, will
the Senate agree 10 the resolution The Yeas
and Nays were taken agreeably to the Con-
s;itutian, and were as follow, viz:
"YEAs-Messrs. Boas, BrawIey, Crabb, Cum
ningham, Forsyth, Hugus. Johnson, Lawrence
Lewis, Mason, Matthias, M'Caslin, Rich, Rich.
ards. Sader, Sankey, Savery, Small, Smiser,
Sterreit and Siine-2l.
. NAYs-Messrs. Best, Drum, Frick. Ives,
King. konigmacher, Poueiger and Darsie,
Spedker---S.
So The question was determined in the aflir-
native
JOURNAL OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENT ATIvEs 3
Shall the resolution pass rhs yeas and
nays were taken agreeably TO the provision of
the tenth article of the Constitution, and are
as follow, viz:
!" YEAs--Messrs. Gideon j. Ball, David ].
Bent, Craig Biddle, Peter d. Bloom, David Nj.
Bole,. Thomas X. Bull, Jacob Corr, John H.
Diehl, Nathaniel A. Elliott. Joseph Emery,
David G.. Ashleman, William Evans, John
Fausold, Samuel Fegely, Joseph w. Fisher.
Henry M. Fuller, Thos. Grove, Robert Hamp-
son. George P Henszsy, Thomas ]. Herring,
Joseph Higgins, Chas. Honz, Joseph B. How
er, Robert Klotz, Harrison P Laird, Abraham
Lamberton, James J. Lewis, James W. Long,
Jacob Nj CARNEY, John F. M'CuIloch, Hugh
M'Kee. John Mclaughlin, Adam Martin, Sam
uel Marx, John G. Myers, Edward Nickleson,
Stewart Pearce, James Porter, Henry c. Prau,
Alonzo Robb. George Rupley. Theodore Ry-
man, Bernard S. Schoonover, Samuel Seibert,
John Sharp, Christian Snively, Thomas G.
Steel, jeremiah B. Stnbbs, Josl ]. Slutzman,
Marshall Swarlzw elder. Samuel Taggari, Geo.
It. Thorn. Nicholas Thorn, Arunah WauIes,
Samuel Werlich, Aonzo l. Wilcox, Daniel
Zerbey and William F. Packer, Speaker--5S.
Nays --Messrs. Augustus X. Cornyn. Da-
vid M Courtney, David Evans. Henry S Evans,
John. Fenlon, John w. George, Thomas Gill
lespie, John B. Gordon. VIM. Henry. James
]. Kirk. Joseph Laubach, Robert R. Little,
John S. M'CaImoni. John M'Kee, William
M'Sherry. Josiah Miller. William T. Morrison.
John A. Quo. William Y. Roberts. John w
Roseberry. John B. Rutherford, P RuraIs
Smith, John Smyih, John Soudef, Geo. Wal.
,ers and David F. Williams, ,---26, =
$50 lhs question was ds.srmiued in the
.5s.a. SEcRaTARY's oFFlcE,
Harris6arg, Jxms 5. ls49
PENNsYLyANIA, SIS: 81 r.~r1f.9f : -.
a9im4aI. Il Do CERTIFY ,ha, the above and
fotegoipg is true and eorree. copy
81. ?, Of ibe !" Yeas and :. Nays" taken
- OF. the :. Resolution relative to an
amendmeps Of the Constitution" as the same
appears on Ins Journals of the two Houses of
the General Assembly Of this Common wealth.
for The session OF 1S49. s.......,
Witness my hand and The seal OF said Office.
the fiiteen.h day OF June, one thousand eight
hundred and foriy-nine 80 ear ~
TOWNSEND HAINES,s sos'
og.9Rzg Secry Of tie Commonwealsh
Harrisburg, July 5, l549 -.3mo
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1849-10-04
Admission as GENTS only.

The characteristic features of this great establishment
which appear have absorbed the most of the uoyelly
and recherche entertainment exant, be only briefly
enumerated in the limits OF an advertisement
The APoLLoNlcoN, by far The sfupendous musical
PROJECT OF the age. composed OF 1000 distinct
cal Instruments more powerful than band of 80 mui-
elans and dratcn By 40 Horses in procession will
tute the Orchestra during the entertainment
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1849-10-04

Mr., ,CALHoUN.-lt is reported that Mr.. Cal
houn intends fesigning his seat in the U. S.
Senate.
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1849-10-04

cancies happening by death, resignation. or
otherwise, in any Of the said courts, shall be
filled by appointment by the Governor, 10 con-
tlnue Till The first Monday Of December sue
ceeding the next general election The Judges
Of the Supreme Court, and the Presidents of
the several Courts Of Common Pleas shall, a,
stalled times, receive for their services an ad-
ednaie compensation, to be fixed by law, which
shall not be diminished during their con,na-
ance in office, bu, they shall receive no fees or
perquisiies Of Office, nor hold any other Office
of profit under this Commonwealth, or under
the government of the United States, or any
other State of this Union. The Judges Of the
Supreme Court during their conrinuance in of
fee shall reside within this Common " ealih,
and the other Judges during their eonlinnancs
in office shall reside within the district or coun.
ty for which they were respectively elected.
WILLIAM F. PACKER,
Speaker of the House Of Representatives.
GEO DARSIE,
81. ..t. Speapher Of The Senate.
In THE SENATE, March /, lS49.
ResolOed, That this resolution pass,--Yeas
81, Nays 8.
Extract from the Journal
5H SAML. w. PEARSON, Clerk.
In THE HOUSE OF REPR EsENTATrvEs,
la ss April 2, .S49
Resoloed, Tlrst this resolution pass Yeas
SO, Nays &c,
Extract from the Journal.
WIN JACK, CLERK.
SEcRETARY's OFFICE.
Filed April 5. ls49 ass oa
A. l.. RUSSELL, 1
@ Dep Sec. of Commonwealth
| s.- J SEcRETARY's OFFICE
PENNSYLVANIA, SIS:
l DO CERTIFY that the above and fore going
is true and correct copy of the Original Res.
olu,ion OF the General Assembly entitled $ Res
oluiion relative 10 an Amendment of the Con-
s,itutlon,' as the same remains on file in this
office.
>,Sssx In testimony whereof have here
SIAWT unto set my hand, and caused TO ba-
:zNNS affixed the seal of the Secreiary's
, Ss;:..sS Office a, Harrisburg, this eleventh
day of June, Ammo Domini, one thousand eight
hundred and forly-nne
TOWSEND HAINES,
Sec'ry Of the Commonwealth
J. gF. E.rsf.t .1..! 9
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1849-10-04
To the Voters of Monroe Count,

To the Voters Of Monroe County.
Felloto citizens Al the solicitation Of numer-
Gus friends offer myself as a candidate for the
Office of ar -, ~'' '~
County Commissioner
a, the ensuing general election, and respect.
fully solicit your votes and influence. Should
| be elected, ], pledge myself to perform the
duties of the Office with fidelity, and TO the bes,
of my ability. ~ JACOB FRANT'Z. "a
Ross township, Sept 81, ls49. I9sisl eaoo,ta
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1849-10-04
To the Voters of Monroe county

= y y l'111fO W.T. = = VI IAUfI UC OUUIIty !.
Fellow- citizens IL hereby offer myself as a
candidate for the Office Of COUNTY AUDIT
OR, at the ensuing general election. and re-
specially solicit your support. Should you fa-
sor me with a majority of-your votes, pledge
myself TO discharge The duties Of the Office
promptly. Very respectfully, s,d,4ao
l9r CHARLES Nj. HINTON.
Stroud township, Sept. 81, ilS49
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1849-10-04
10 the Voters Of Monroe Countv


FelloW- Citizens At the solicitation of nu-
merous friends hereby offer myself as can
didale for the Office of
County Commissioner,
and respectfully solicit your votes and influence
Should be elected, pledge myself 10 dis
charge the duties Of the Office with fidelity and
to the bes, of my ability.
8aaos 81. ..za SAMUEL D. PIPHER.
M. Smth6eld, Sept. 4, ls49. .,..a
To the Voters of Monroe County.
FellOD- Citizens IL hereby offer myself as
a candidate for the Office Of '
County Treasurer,
at the ensuing general election, and respectful
ly solicit your votes and influence. Should
be favored with majority of your sufFrages,
pledge myself TO discharge the duties ofihe Of.
fee faithfully, and TO the bes, Of my ability
JAMES TRACH.
Pocono township, Sept. 4. ls49.
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1849-10-04

An entire and effective Dramatic Company, under the
direction OF III F. Nichols, Proprietor of the ddelphi
Theatre, Washington ID. C. is attached the Troupe,
for the purpose of getting up every night grand e-
roic and Patriotic Speclacles of
GEN. WASHINGTON OLD PUT" and MAD
2 - ANTHONY WAYNE"
reyving "reminiscences of those " that tried meas
son,s,'' commeInorathg some of the stirring and
Interesting Revolutionary incidents the gallant deeds of
the Heroes Of 70 and concluding with grand National
Tabeaux Of Gen Washington mounted on noble char
ger b0r,ie the shoulders of his b,are a1ls
The accession of the CARLO TROUPE, under the
charge of the great Indian Trck ClocR Signor FFLIx
CARLO, known throughout Europe the man of 1000
Tricks, and more renowned probably Than any 4irSe
that has perambuItei the country, and
A snguiarly talented Troupe of EquestranS in every
department, of the business viz MeSsrs C. RoGERs
w. w NICHOLS, T.. PERRY, J. MCFARLAND. II F.
NICHOLS, G. o. KNAPP, Il. YOUNG, &c, &c; Masters
GuLIEME CARLO, PERRY, CLARENCE, &c.: Mesdames
III. F. NICHOLS KNAPP, PERRY, Miss DELsMoRE, &c.
&c, altogether rendering this double company much
advance of all other establishments in the numbers and
aenis Of the Troupe, in the extent and elegance OF
the outfit
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1849-10-04
Pocono township, Sept. q, ls49.
To the Voters of Monroe County

u tilC SOtCIS Vi NlOuFUG OOuHJy.
FelIow.cstiSens AT the solicitation OF nu-
merous friends / have been induced 10 offer
myself as candidate for the Office of
County Commissioner, ra
at the ensuing general election, and respectfully
solicit your votes and influence. Should be
elected, pledge myself TO discharge the du-
ties of the Office with fidelity. and TO the best
Of my ability as JOSEPH FRABLE.
Ross township. October A, lS49. ~ 1r4
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Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1849-03-02
INDIAN DEAD SHOT.

The best remedy eUer discorered for The cure of
the Ferer and .4gue.
This is no Humbug; the Recipe was obtained
| from the Indians in western Missouri, is al
ways used by them for Ague ard nerey fils 10 cirs
Try II and L VIII recommend itself 1t is easy
in It's operation and can be taken with perfect
fy under al circumstances
It should be taken just before the chill comes
on; if you are Bilious it win operate both as an
cmetic and physic if not, only as physic
The chill will scarce ever return after the fiyst
dose, if It should return the second Will finish it.
Each bottle contains tive large doses for an adult
Il should be given in small doses to children.
In this medicine the great desideratum is obtain
ed, and suffering thousands nail its discovery with
Joy for it does not disappoint the hopes OF those
who Loo, to it for relief Proprietors.
H0UGHTON & BALLARRD,
Shullsburg, Wisconsin
Il Price. 81 90 per bottle. soy
Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1849-03-02
Esa.ru.asr -tti.


oaiv ono Of more than four thnsan4 case Of kan
i-ii>l Dr. FownSanis S4r-spariz hrS cured. Tas
chronic weekly sr&Iicated by its
st-sor ft ~ vrtu-s.
ESQ OF the assistants ia the I.uus
As tl Ejtaseiis Island is the gentleman spoken of
tie o..oaihs letter.
Bl,c'5v,@'s island Sept. "a 1917.
DR. 'Tovnseri-D Sir: ! have suffered tsrrjby for
with the Rheauatisn considerable of the time
rasslf ~Jeep walk. had the distressing
AMI lambs terribly swollen have used
81 yuar Strsa, srl aul IA nave done
al a t1u~uI doll worth Of zooi, much b-ttsr
i,crl an .uj-.lr relieved Yoa l5crs
D the ogas.I o tls afflicted
Yours respectfully. LANES CUMMINGS.
Frevss. asIa e gre.
D To-nSenIs 'sri l. Is u1aTusl ia cases Of to-,
nils anl Never aud TIC folio letter is niy
lrsds FecrFej from tie Sputa aa,i
We = OF like liiar>cler.
n Tov7~~al ar Sri purcla sci To- vic
pa .3Iri1 of your AFsnt Mr. 'icN ar Of * ~
ltz1o q try &c IN. M. Befo-e -. hu-:
h1s-lr p1tirs 10 warn tha bloc !, al4 ura-y
Law when 40 Cris aul t1s Fever app%tr'l t1rs
viosut; an hslo-a shi h=t finished tn bps
salirsy -si-ysl al i 'ttsr
a. u-eH sr!ure size took A-ge. 4 Lady had
sick with the Gil Is and Fever aHt had brnza the.
in 9usaiaH sn was TT very aud -ar
aaA troubled cXcaednsy with ;h- Cake s--a-
~ effect II had VIE shs aud procured
ottrs, aGd = restored her 4 feT weeks compile
cath Your SarSap1r "a IS without ,ioult uucqaa-
incident tae Wes YOU liu that this
ia:catIoa ~ be @. ou liberty If
moose.
Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1849-03-02

A correspondent of the Eastern Argus
says the Scythe manufacturing establish :
ruent of Il. b Dunn, Esq in North WayUe
Maine, Is the largest of the kind in the
world. One hundred men are employed
IN the works. Improvements are in pro-
gress by which it is expected that the pro-
prietor will be enabled to manufacture al-
nually 1900 dozen scyihes. The pres
ent number turned out annually is y 0aO
dozen-to produce which is required $50.
600 lbs. of iron IS, 600 lbs of steel, $50
tons of hard coal, 1O,O00 bushels of char.
coal, 100 tons of grindstones, and haltsa
Ton OF borax.
Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1849-03-02
o ID ID b T s.

A supposed difference IN the respecta-
biiity of empioyments OF life, furnishes
the occasion for divisions of society as
ridiculous and odious as they are uniust.
To sell taps and broadcloth, pills and 30
matum, clans and crackers. or 10 retsil
law and divinity, is no more honorable
than 10 hold the pillow and deIve in tae
earth for an honest livelihood.
The first minister that preached taa pa
pei IN North America, was Robert ttuEt
of the Church of England. an exemplary
nan, who came out In the same ship With
Capt. John Smith, in the year 1907. lie
was much esteemed as man of peace,
and wasI IN many ways useful TO the colo:1y
How sweet thing is love Of home =
1t Is not acquired-it IS f cling that las
its origin elsewhere. It is bora with d..
Brought from another world TO carry as
on with JOY in this. 1t attaches 10 t:ae
humblest heart that ever throbbcd.
GENERosIrr.-A young gentleman fs.
Gently found himself in the company of
three young ladies. and generously dist
ded al orange between them You
will rob YOURSELF exclaimed one Of the
damsels. No, al all, replied the inro
cent, have half 4 dozen more in raw
pocket.
A WITTY DEDICATIoN-Mrs.C ow6nn
Clarke has just published volume .ol
proverbs from the works of Shakspere..
She dedicated the work to Douglas Jer.
rold in the following style - TO Doug
las Jerrold the first wit OF the present aS.e,
these proverbs of Shakspere, the first VII
OF any age, are inscribed by Mary Coss-
den Clarke, of certain age, and no vii
at all.
A BLUNDER BUs-One that takes
TO Holborn when you want TO 90 to rse
Bank.-Punch.
REcIPE.-To Prescrue Da,ss-wrse
them down in book before YOU forent
them.
During recent tour In Niagara, q trsv.
eiler saw an Indian hewing a small peis.e
of timber, with view to making canes.
:. PRAY sir" said he" 10 what tribe do Won
belong 90 1.-The Chip-a-way tribe" repsi.
ed the Indian.
Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1849-03-02
SEER III Ms
ALI9LG g aIlug BaTaa11 Z

AllelI0 aIlIg BaIGa-1
Mrs ATrRrE. the wife Of VIM. II. Attrec Eco
was given up by DR.. SeTveiI Of Washington. Dr..
Roe and Mcclellan of Philadelphia Dr Rec an.
Dr. Mott OF New York Her friends all though
she must de. She had every appearance OF be:n.
n consumption and was SO pronounced BY he
hysicians-->heTman S B5!s&Ia y7as given and
cured her.
Mrs GARRABRASTz, of Fulrs Terry, was ais,
cured OF consumption By this Bllearl when a
other remedies failed to give relie-she was redl
ced TO skeleton. Dr. A. C. Castle. Dcn.it IS,
Broadway, has witncsEcditsc effects IN several cases
where no other medicine afforded rclcG-but the
iaISaTu operated Ike q charm DR. c also VIII
.e5sei its wonderful effects in curing Asthma.
Which il never fails iii dong. Splitting Blood. d.
a7ning as Il may be, IS et.octGaly cured by this
5@isam. II Eeais the rupJured or wounded blood
esseis, and makes the lungs Sound again
Rev. HENRy JoSEs. les Eighth aycnre. was
cured OF cough and catarrhal affection Of SO wears
standing. Iheirst dose CAV him more rel ef than
ali the other medicine lie had ever taken Dr. L,
j. Seals, 10 Delaney street gave it to Q sister-in-
Jaw who was latoring under Consumption, and to
another solely afflicted with the Asthma. In both
cases It's effects were immediate, soon restoring
them 10 comfortable health
Mrs. LUCRET1A Wells. % Christie e suraroI
from Asthma ~ years. Sherman Balsarn relic
we'd her at once, and she is comparatively well
being enabled to subduc every attack by tiraeIv
use Of this medicine This indeed is the great re-
NEEDY for Coughs Colds, Splitting Blood, Liver,
Complaints and al the affections of the throat
'nd even Asthma and Consumption
Price IS cents and 81 per bottle
Dr. SheTmaH's Worm and Cough Lozcrccs sod
Is above
Principal Office 100 Na5sau-strcet, Neyy-Yorls!
AozsTs NAMES AND REs1DENcE.-R. I. Phi
ord, Mineral Point Saxton & Co. Wjo+a +
Vaughn, shuilsburg. For sale also in almost ever
own IN The west. 80
Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1849-03-02
Cox Mills,
{ Torn.erlu Scotts-On Otter CreeL:. )

(Forn'triy Scots On Otter Creek
HAVING purchased the interest of Messrs SCOTS
II IN the above Mills, the undersigned has the
pleasure OF announcing to the public that he is
prepared to accommodate all who may favor him
with custom either in Grading or Sa,ciRg. on the
shortest notice II connection with the above, is
ilso a good Elacssnfih asad Coopers Shop, where
customers can at all times be accommodated Oh the
most reasonable terms. lie viii also keep con
stantly on hand general assortment Of GOODS
consisting OF such varieties as are usually kept in
he West which VIII be exchanged for grain OF
cash at remarkably low rates
L'sfrl5er AID Flour constantly on hand and for
sale, at the most reasonable prices.
II The highest prices at all times paid for good
wheat. c. II. cox
Otter Creek Lafayette county Wisconsin,
Sept. 14th. S48
Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1849-03-02
Eszs. G sGODD7S
| n j Ian CHOLAG0GUE.

In The care Of Ferer and .7gue Chill Ferez, Dumb
.35ue, Intermittent AID Rea3j.eat Ferers, Lirer
ConiDtalsl', JalsHdsee, Enlargement Of he L5re1.
Enlargement OF The spleen and of The uartos forms
or EILLIOCS DISEASES
This invaluable medicine was prepared from an
extensive practice OF several years in a bilious
climate, and is NEVER KNOWN 10 FAIL of curing
FeUer and .Gsue, or any OF the diseases above
named.
The wonderful operation OF the Cholagogue in
Graduating bile from the human system, can only
explain It's extraordinary agency in the speedy,
thorough and permanent c,ve Of Ferer and .4g1,e
and the various grades of intermittent and remit
tent feyers. 1t IS equally eifectua for the cure Of
Liver complaint jaundice, enlargement Of the Iiy-
er: also enlargement of The spleen called Rae
Cake, and the various forms of bilious Indigestion
These, with the other varied affections Of such
climates, arising from common aliasnaaI cease are
only notifications Of the same disease, and equal
ly controlled by the same re1acdg
Its entirely Uege'o5Ie preparation, and may be
taken by any one, with perfect safety to the most
delicate constitution. In repeated instances ii has
been administered to infants less than month old
suffering from attacks Of Fever and Aguc and al
ways with entire success. In nuIn6erless instances
constitutions greatly impaired and apparently ru-
ined by & long residence in a bilious climate. have
been entirely restored by It's continued and CHI
Gent use.
The above medicine is for sale BY Beech &, IT,
ley, Mineral Point J Waslcy &Co.. Pedlar's Creek.
and c. C. Rynerson {, Co, DodgevilIe SOY
Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1849-03-02
EFns=s@ TEadEciur.

~ i""nFeHs SarsaVarII'a - rhteI-ign and speedy
sure Tor tciFent Consumption, BarrrnueA. Prolaus,s
GieT or Failing or the Womb Piles
rb"rs whites distracted difcut Mcn.truaion In
confluence oi irfue. involuntary discharge thereof
aud io The grnsr' prastrson Of the sysrn-t,n
whether the result or inherent pfourrd
10y ifrcgu'"Gty. Illness accident Nothing
z"TpTislng'an rs rHis0rsue effects
f"rSons OF all weakness aud assiiue
become robust aud uii under
81 immediately coHneracts the elessness
iTane, winch Il the OF BHrrcuresB. Ii viii
40; he expected of Us, in Of delicate ature Ia
EXHIBIT certificates OF performed can assure
the afflicted, Iat hundreds Of reno.tsd t
ne Iuou~~uds Of where sniiies uthar,
children usin- few hotties of this uyaIuahe in-d
cine hays hern blessed with fine. healthy offspring. IL
h"s bees expressly prepared
PaintF no female who has suppose is
pr"acttng that critical period. The turn of Hf-
'ho2;d neglect 10 take IT. certain
ang OF iEe and horrible diseases which
sutIsci AT lis time of life. This be
l4sfd Jar sentT"I ysGrs By HSiHg tts medcus Nor
less valuable for those who approaching
hood, is calculated assist nature BY uiekeuins
the blood -"d nvigoratng the Tudesd
cine - invaluable for all the delicate which
TolaeH subject.
Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1849-03-02

Sansi.pility would be desirable porter
If she had only one hand with the right
she opens the door TO pleasure, but with
the left she also opens the door TO sorrow.
c. Why should the Ghost in Hamlet
have been liable to the window tax
Ans. Because he had glazed eyes.
:. 4 rogue asked charity on pretence of
being dumb. A lady having asked him
.gith equal simplicity and humanity, how
long he had been dumb, he was thrown
eff his guard, and answered" From birth
madam Poor fellow" said the lady:
and gave him dollar.
A cal of extraordinary intelligence was
recently seen feeding a kitten with starch
10 make it stand upright! This reminds
RS Of the maid who drank pint of yeast
TO make her rise early.
This is world of business and hustle. %
said a minister in his sermon-ssYes, but
more bussle than business whispered a
pretty girl. Sac knows.
When Woodward first acted Sir John
Brute, siarrIck was present. A few DAYS
alterwdrds they met, when Woodward in
quFsd how he liked him in the part, add
ing, think | struck out some beauties in
IT., - think" said Garrick," YOU struck
oat all the beauties in it.
On his death bed, distinguished hu.
tnorist requested that no one might be in.
vited 10 his funeral, d" Because oasnad
o0t the dying man." it is civility can
never repay"
r gseat crowd being gathered about a
poor 1bbler, who had Just died in the
street, "a man asked Alexander Stephens
pom Je had seen % Only cobblers end,
As an old woman was lately waking
Through the streets of Paris at midnight,
a patroie called out, " Who goes there p
: 1t is |, patrole don't be afraid % was the
a.nswe
/ ; Formerly, when a Turkish baker was
| discovered to have sold bread of short
I weight, his ear was nailed fast to his door
Post, and be was then supplied with a
sharp knife, SO that when tired of his fix
Cd position he might work his own del.v-
GRANGE.
Mr.. Emerson, in one of his lectures OBJ
! served that in New England 4 man Nigh
one cay be tavern-heeper and the next
q .ldge. "a very natural transition, y
! whispered a wag, " from the bar to the
bench"
| An Irish bookseller, previous to the tri-
/ a ofR cause in which he was defendant,
vas flformed By his counsel that if there
/ vas f.ny of the jury to whom he had any
/ pers0Hal objection, he might challenge
i 5hem, Path, and so will, !" replied he :
| : lftiey do not bring me off handsomely,
Ell challenge every man of them"
| A FARMER, in the neigbborhood Of Dor
| sast@r, was once met by his landlord,
fvho told him he had some thoughts OF
! raising his rent to which the farmer re.
! Pile J, Il an very much obliged toyou sir;
for indeed | cannot raise it myself.
Tie prevailing fault of farmers in the
United States, consists in trying to cult.
fvate, more land. than they can cultivate
tiortughIy. 1t cannot be 100 often repeat
81, ilat whatever is worth doing, should
be ufu done.
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