The Lancaster gazette. (Lancaster, Ohio) 1846-1852, 1849-11-02

FANCY AGRICULTURE.-Ata an immense
expense, we have engaged the pen OF
practical farmer. who will from time TO
lime give US matter for the Agricultural
Department.
10 Jreak mp Farm. = Early in the
spring as soon as you have laid in sup
ply of the best ploughs, hairows. rakes,
hocs. &c, employ an overseer, and spend
the balance of the year at the Springs If
you are fashionable; if moi go lrotIing a
round ;wo or three c0nnlies trying To see
if there is any possible chance ot getting
tue nomination for the next August can
vass. BY these means your farm will be
pretty well broken up il a surprisingly
short time.
Chcop pay W .tattenj0g Hogs.--Turn
them in your neighbors com field every
night.
Hov to cure BottS in u HOyse,-Shoot
/ him. tft
10 precc0t Hydrophobia.-Cut the
dogs tail ntf close up To the ears!
Ifyour land is worn out aud over work
ed, you may be sure you have narrowed
its feelings too much.
To get the most work out ofyour hands,
keep them out Of your pockets.
H0W 10 catch IVeaSels.-Run after
them.
! If your hens do not lay well aud easy
, the best thing you can do is to adopt some
mode of getting the load off their stom
achs The plan Of the old lady, who, in
similar circumstances put her hens under
n barrel and keep them there until they
come to terms, is not admired.
How 10 raise Geese--Send your daugh
ters to a fashionable boarding school. II
kept at home they will turn out ducks o
little stupds.
TO raise C0ra. Wear tight boots.
Keep your children out of the orchart
while the buds are bursting; they might be
i. hurt,
h We listened, not long ago, 10 short di
J. alogae between "wag" Of GothOm anc
1t six.font green 'un" from Vermont
o which was almost word for word as fol
D. lows Boston Post.
IIorEI Steps in BOsion.
JVag-(Approachiug Legs" with
. bland counleuance) You are from Vel
: mont, | take it, siIl
J. LcgS-I am, sir.
D. JVdg-You have very green noun
= ta:ns in your State!
Is Lcgs-Yes, sir-the mountains ar
y rather green. (Circnmhex accent o
; mountains" and emphasis on "are."
IVag-Very high, too.
LcgS--Yos, sr,--rather. Aud there
20 another circumstance about 'em thu
~ p'rops you never noticed.
d IVag--Ahl What's that!
Lcgs--Why-hctween any two Of 'e
10 yon are sure to hnd valley.
!" IVag-(A ltlle discoucerteCO -yol
ei soil is rather hurd to cultivate, ehi
10 Legs Why. ,-yes. rather But it isl
no lrue that we are obliged to plant pur co
us by shooting ;he kernels into The crac
no Of the rocks with rifle. That's Yo
We story. Y0a come from York, didn't yo
'" IVdg- yes..-why!
e' Lcgs-O, nothing - il'S a good State
came .(fom.
he IYag- -(RaIlyinp)--I say, misrer-Ve
ed mont is "A great state for raising shec
Nv isn't ill
eli Lcgs-~O, ycs-fomous! for sheep a'
"a horses; but for asses and sich cattle, Yo
ST heats it hollow! (Three cheers for Leg
nv aud cdm0sc "Wag," lookiua fooIish)
~ EARiY RtSING-.."He who will thr
At must rise a, five" So says the prover
:. though there is more Of rhyme than re
: -, ;, son in il; for it
D. lie that will thrive must rise at iv
TX. it must follow, a tortioyi
,s,. He who'd thrive more must rise
all. four; aud it would eusus a fortiS
ION mo,
The he who'd more thriving be, must
ap, ways rise at three;
nm. He who'd the former Guido, mt
,en rise as ear'y us two; and, by W
,od Of climax, it should hold good Il
,,l. He who'd no'er be outdone, m
the always rise at one;
While ma "A Cliucher tn the whole