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Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1849-12-06
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MISS ALBINA MoLUSH.
BY N. p. WILLIS.

have passion for fat women. If there is
any thing hate in life, it is what dainty people
call spiitueiie Notion - rapid motion-a
smart, quick. squlIreI-ke step, pert, volubIe
tone--iu short, lovely GIRLS my exquisite
horror J.. would as lief have d;ab'c p ht dan
cling his internal hornpIpp on my cerebellnm as
to be in the room with one. have tried before
now to schc., myself into liking these parched
peas of humanity have followed them with
my eyes, and attended to their rattle till was
as crazy as fly in drum. J have danced
try, and perilei the salvation of my white tights
bv sitting near them at supper. swear off from
this moment. | do. I won't no-.hang me if
ever | show another sna >. lively, spry woman
civility.
Albina McLush is divine. She is like the
description of the Persian beauty by lIafz !;
" her heart is full Of passion and her eyes are
full OF sleep" She is the sister Of Lurly Nc
Lush, my old college chun, who, as early as his
sophomore year, was chosen president of the
Dolce, far niente Society no mcmber Of which
was ever known to be surprised at any thing
THE college law Of rising before breakfast ex-
cepicd) LurIy introduced me to bis sister one
day, as he was lying upon heap of turnips,
leaning on his elbow with his head in his hand,
in green lane IN The suburbs. lie had driven
over stump, and been tossed out OF hig gig
and came mp just as he was wondering how in
the DIS name lie got there! A!bina sat qui-
city in the gig, and when ! was presented, re
onested me- with a delicious drawl to say moth
ing about The adventure" it would BE- so tmu-
blesome to relate il to every on loved her from
that moment Miss McLush was tall, and hel
shape, Of its kind, was perfect. 1t was not {
ReShy one, exactly, but She was large and full
!. Her skin was clear. fine grained, and transpa.
rent her temples and fcrchead perfectly round
S ed and polished, and her lips mid chin swelling
int, ripe and tempting pon, like the cleft of 3
borsted apricot And then her eyes-Iarge, Ii
!. qud, and sleepy-they languished their long
v black fnnges rs il they bad no business witt
: daylight like two magndc' mt dreams, surprs
re ed in their jet elnbryos by some brd-nestinl
10 cherub. Oh! it was lovely to oot into them
i She sat, usually, upon a .fduleui, with he
to large, full arm inbedded in the cushion, some
n, times for hours without stirring, have see
m the wind lift the masses of dark hair from he
ot shoulders when it seemed like the coming t
US lie of a marble Ilebe-she had been motionle'
Xix so long. She was nodded for a goddess
ry Sleep as SHE sal with her eyes half closed, If
icy ing up Their superb lids slowly as you spoke
the her, and dropping them again with the dclibc
are ate motion of a cloud, when she had murmur
Oh cut her syllabcs of assent. He; figure, in
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1849-12-06
Ibc tamiIp GtItls
mas TREAsuRE. So.
BY MRS, JOSEPH c. REkI.

BY MRS, JOSEPH. c. hE4I-s Il.
A seal having as device, sflipAipaeF full
sail Motto 6egs De hopes qcpiar9" Il
Know ye, oh, SOLEMN waves thai re6Rd Ifs@ell
I The precious bufden which We onward bear
Spt winds, fair winds, ye d. your bi ding well,
Winged as ye come by earnest mouInIul
prareI; @a
'>Gad speed the ship it-isa waiting cry,
sWlnng out ffopl many he9n'a deep agony.g
- -. f. z Tx 8 --aas - -
How lolig line night to all who hope With dawn,
To see those sails rise o'erthe borzon's verge
III" midh,eh{ bell which MARKS th3 day b'f
gone,
Seems unto some to strike boding dirgo; ,
The faint of heart are they who tread lta's sea
AS the disciple trod the waves o! Gailee.
fx3r thnse who WOO no sorrow ere il falls
The pulse of hope is thrilling wildly now:
The maiden with blushing cheek recalls
The earnest words ihlt ST al II parting vow
From one whose wauderngs DER the trackeSs
main,
Are leading him towards home and love again.
-.
A mother yearns for things Of her child
The wle sleeps but to dream OF one atar;
(Oh, sleep Thy many visions feethnd Wild
How fearful in their Gfe llkntrttbs they are !,
So wears the night, and stil.tha tuliln2 bell
Rings bridal chimes for some, for some knell
Oh! silent Guiding stars Oh sounding waves
Oh, rushing blast have ye no answering thrlll
Can we not feel an impulse wild, that Graves
A oon for those who wait upon Your will
Urge on the treasure ship with fearful freight
She ZONES to them messenger of fate: ~
Philadelphia, r-
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1849-12-06
BY SCOTT & THOMPSON
THn FREEMAN

IS PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MoHSING.
In T. C. s B. q. Brrows' Bake House, Feal
Of BWbqnk's Store:
Entrance ahwi'n Wdton's Book Buruham'sIIai stort
State st., and Laugdnn's and BqrbOnk's,
main st.
rsHNsl,5 81 in advance; LIS aferthFee months 200
after six months. 4IrVillage subscribers;2eo.
y TRANSFORMATION must in all cases be paid b. the
IhSrrheIs. %
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1849-12-06

Vne observes dllef u lew Guys dcquItHuanVS'NiH
her" n III Fst
~ suppose we roay sRi,h a sale conscience
assure llim that she is not engaged h go
OF course we may. Lisa woDderiul match
for her, aud we ought 10 dpa all We c'n to fotS'
ward it. Frldaysaext, iheS lst OF Mqrch''s a III
'rsas l.r'hdly suppose You ask hngslo dlao' +
'sisp.ns on TINT day = meet herfSsWe neea
haye only 'hasaae party ia met yesterday even
iqg
ln's W's hnally aslsga opohj ano aecoIai
iosly'as soon Is ile va Rushed ms Oa3'oess Y
-t'esss''y' mI' "cNlHa' Re'"us 10 Fo'uf"'ns
'9Pe' e"''ep Y ~ s'f simpson ne 'ou"u nun ~
$3.50, ,'a' e,e"e"'e,'r "n'I" ''o"e'S,'
7'qpS@9 80" e'g'' ~ "'. "0"'e''
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s,r,oIon sinns,,rs. .ad .l,or soro.,l f,i,,o, he
At las, snccee1eJ j., iolilln., toro,y offer Of his
bor4 md e,rnoe IA tbo Ia yof bis olIsctioon If
which i,rnassionaa oiss,v. MIA puckto,d vas
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and inaoonco ia socnre acraotnnrc IF the brono-
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10 you KNOW uoN"'''' s"'u W.T. 0,'"''o"'
WIN o'he'oieh' P''""'N''s u'' u.''' wv
thfa or iouFth glass 40 you kuo" ls"cy
NJ 49, " =
Fonescue"
Mr.. John Pucbtord tue reader must under
stand' was handsome Young man. with a Drill
''ant hond eompt'H'on' perfectly agreeing "
, SION ana ''sht Ofo"0 'lar mo "onoer' mere
lore ne was more startled man nlttereu ny p'c
comparison The color mounted to his temples
= aud CONVICTION OF Simpsons utter insanity
F" flashed across MS ora'n' Mao as Mare'
"a'e "e 'n''''a'y 'J''"''''' At '"' '''"'' ~,
''''''"s' '"o"'u '''' pl'0NJ ." Wv" ''s ' e"
4 $50 - ',,NS~ m s,,lI ,,au =
v th,, came ba d,ew AZ i in doubt which win
f he would take. TO hts own "a, a oG tho table. M
7, y =, a ,slAlq5 I'm ,9 ne prd il
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1849-12-06

"Gnciou5 lis II possible ?"
Read the letter yourself Her beauty, he
observes, is, he Is qune sure, her least recon-
mend ion. Conca, is Mt it :" A
swell, 1t rs odd but she is, you know,
most aIniable csetaras; aul will make, an
sure, admirable wife" ,
Aud he, ton, ihG so especially detests fet
HAIR, or the slightest twist IN The organs of VI
sion"-----
MARY Fortescne's hair" interrupted the wife
"can scarcely be called red very deep go
color, should say"----
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1849-12-06

How lol,g Inc night to al who hope wttb dawn,
To see those sails rise o'erthe borzon's verge
I'll" midlh,eh bell which MARKS tha day I"'F
Democratic banner., 1849-04-23

If al is denied US, and insult and, iRjurJ
shall scontinue to bettbe, return, for our pro-
posais to settle amicsbly this a~ggrayatide
subject, ! shall not now proPhesy the ri
suit rIrather tremble and await in fear tbs
issue, han attempt to sayfwhati il maybe
Then how, / ask, shall we arrest tiles spirii
that is thustfspidly hurrying us on TO chs
brink Of danger and disunion ? Shall We
silently lend t aid 81: speak II ! spirit d
encouragement, Is the correspondent aoi
the "Record" does, and laugh stifsonward
progress? Let those laugh whe may;
would rather weep andsicken at the fn1aEet
of fanaticism and its inevitable eopsequen.
cos! A tone Of defiance at home apdbs
firm resolve to stand by the constitution and
its COMPROMISES, viii be the only effectua
mode Of quenching the kindling flames
which il not early arrested may consume al
forbearsnce, and leave but a wreck Of the
which has heretofore preserved and sus
tanned cur happiness and freedom. y@1a:sl.
Democratic banner., 1849-04-23
4 BRIEF LITANY.
To Be rad on all COMPONENT OCCASIONS By al
..i...r .----ii q 1Iax f1'ib on 5t'.

- .aa " as4.. aLEtGF > b. - rss''-s '++ -A"+ $500
From Ill fbores,, b~ack-biters, inquisitivs
people, falss-faced, hollOwrheartsdH evil
doors and evil hinkers--deliver Ius!Iifaw
From long-winded, proesy, leaden es-
says, ~haranguss and hail storms from, high
winds, of adversely, east winds, and rich
relations--deliver US. "a. T2sst-
From politics in religion or religion in
politics from demagogues Of all sorts and
calibre-deliver us. , b..53sy g &; Z -ae
From rainy days q dpaper-soaled shoes;
from long cold winters /; and stone coal, es-
pecially at 80 cents pei: bushel-delirer
u.s.. -iazss, L&iiH ~ a.
From campaign papers Jews; and ana
teur. punsters; and over sharp-wittsd peo-
pie from Jewsharps and iackknives-
deliver US. 'Iaso'
From whimsical wives and pet dogs from
fashionable daughters and 500 shawlS-
deliver US. go. 81.
From other peoples babies and their
mintsticks; from harangues about smart
CHILDREN and their capers-delivsr US.
From rheumatism and lumbago; steam
doctors and cold water cures; pills and po'
tions-deliver Us. :r" " l. aa-#a o
From smoking chimneys and scoldins
wives; cross children and wash days
deliver us. @ - ,.a-
From amateurs ; poets and love sonnets
from dancing masters; war times and fst
hooks-deliver us. ne
From Italian operas; parchedp pea coffee
fashionable modes; and fashionable board
ing housss-deliver us. s-.s eR 29a
From tax-collectors and sherifs; from
rents; duns Printers devils and lawyers
from toothachs and sour wine-delive
us. ..., .. ,.a. ~ IN 81
From amateurs on the piano bugle; bss
drum or c~larionet; from horse traders an,
Aeas-delivef us. o. .' .ii r+a ..
From all sorrow and grief, which short
sns mans life; from vexation: losses
skinned milk and sugar candy--deliv
er u.s.. 5 .. .., t-... 81 -a5 9s
From idle loafers and Office hunters; from
brainless tops and bed bugs ladies' sack
and those who take papers and won't pa.
for them--deliver as t,.q sEsz
From the hands of the doctor and sur
geon ; the loss of good repute and daily DC
cupation; from cold sweats; consumptio,
and those who take no papers--LORI
DELIVER US ALL! d. III e..
MARCH OF INrELEcT.-Extract Of a let
ter from a newly married lady, who ha
finished her education at a fashionabl
, boarding school. II was written to an Of
|, schooEmats - .l.,sI3 saas'
Il was aarried ten weeks ago.! Me an
nv dear husband has moved into the coun
''I.ry, two mites from an hous. We have n
D market to 90, but have to buy orr provis
ions by the barl. My flrnichere is niue
: finer than most'of my Majors. oMyhusban
1 and me agrees very well-ss yet we .hav
had no quarrel, and in most things he thihl
. as l do. allow Idone well in marrins
Democratic banner., 1849-04-23

81 Inv lohoHWS tCISeS "CIo ScLSStcu
BY. a lady! WE'LL If this isn't Smoking fun
at ali bachelordem wen surrender. Just
think of the following sentiment from a
sbnchtLOr hdter'f'-, se2n'nq"@f , ef."l.i.
-itHSa sssetis the home that none can modest.
How joyous his bosom that cab it his, ownF'
ssIhem's'' not our sentiments, certain. il
.-a.j.aTHE BACHELOR. ban ~.
Obi give the the joys of a bachelors life,
With a heart ever, buoyaut contented and free;
The langdishing lover may sigh for a WIFE,, 3.
And spend all his days in ~vexation and strife, 81
But the Bachelors life is the life for me.
Young poets have told US that wOman's true love
Will tenderly cling like the vine Of the ~tree,--
Then mark yonder oak that now stands in the
That,the vine spreads its foliage around and
"a. above, .'t 81 -st-.Faii. 49,
And say does il flourish like those that are freef
And when in its fury the storm has SWEET by,
sGethen, if you will and behold it again;
And low on the earth all its honors may lie,
While those that are free wave their branche:
~3'.7i on high, - I-4
And Lords Of the forest still remain. 60
-f3. ~ a-..sl -.eal s}Hl-.
How sweet il the home that none can modest, o.
How Joyous his bosom that calls it his own,
Where no iaring discordcan clash with his rest
Yes, if in this world there is one truly blest
1t is he who thus journeys through life all alone
There's a pleasure that none but the bachelor
knows, -,..s 500, f-r. .s. ..
It is felt when he sits in his arm chair secure
In his armed chair alone, while a cheerful Ham
On his hearth, ever free from the multiplied
That millions of mortais are doomed TO endure.
The world, while they enyy. his quiet retreat,
May frewn # they win with their eare7w0rl
1aag brow atT #.#u s'.rs
It mars not his peace, nor makes the less swee
Ahone where he knows that he never will NEE
with Che wreck and ruin Of lovers broker
VOWS. .:.-. .- los
$ And if in the midst Of his happy career IN
Misfortuns'sdar al storms reach the bachelor
Il. home, al i,.U 1 ..sf {,ass f,'
No voice Of distress--nO sufferers tear
Upbraiding, tells him that ruin is near, 80
And he braves like hero whatever may m
Then give me the joys d a Bachelors life,
-Wifiga heart ever bupoyant contented and free
Th~sianeuishing lover may sigh for a wife,,
Ana spend lhis days il in lytexiatiOn and strife,
the Bachelor life is the life still for me
Democratic banner., 1849-04-23

An IRTsasscE.-Mrs. P~AArrNeroN, 9 n reading
he othsFsdsythat q certain steamer. had 'twelve
bsrths in her ladies' cabin, "-iexolained: "Lhe
Of me! what a squalling there must have been!"
Democratic banner., 1849-04-23

,Aladywaaa as terribly rnsortifedin Nantuck:
ct, Short time since, at having kissed |
gentleman Ii the DARK. and discovering j
10 be her " husband.
Democratic banner., 1849-04-23

0l poafn bra Thomas walters for 1amplcf
Is she left the wharf at Philadelphia, on the 31s
Of January.
ua Shall home and kindred be forgot, :
f'5' And never brought to 1nindP aus 2
Shall memory Cling to no dear spot, ''.
O.. Nor loved ones left behinld9 ! q. -,
az Though Ill Sotr5 treasures, held most .dsar .,
For gold we now, resign; .qif al;
/, Come, COMRADES, givea hearty. cheer, i III
bsral FOrlday Of, Aud Lang Syne, lsta;a
sur The richest veins Of gold we trace,
lem In S~acranento's mine, r..= - e..
y Shall never from our hearts efface'1 81
4's The treasures left behind; ! 7"t
And though Ger Oceans stormy breast
Right joyfdlly we sail,
Wen not forget this ark of rest .,,,,
when distant climes we hail.
i Remember us, as Ger the sea r.. aini.
s:sq; In search 'of!wealth VIC 60, s.U
And pray for us, when around our bark
The fearful storn-winds blow; ~,
Then. when the dangers all are Ger, vi.
~ To which Love terror lends, III :-4'a,
,.D Wen kneeiing, kiss, the golden shore, E
81 And drink your health, dear friends. ~
Democratic banner., 1849-04-23
CALIFoRNfAN's FAREWELL.

'yr1ta = ,lqyi ne 4e-oIat, I,1r,y. 80
The following was sung byL. s. Collins, one
ofths CamaEgo Company destined for California,
On boardthebtig Thomas Walters for Iampico,
as she left the wharf at Philadelphia, on the '3lst
Of january. -
Democratic banner., 1849-04-23

-!iABbillipasseathe Hoaseo DC Dslegssss
Virginia, constituting Juries off hssa ias
of IL.
Democratic banner., 1849-04-23

The Virginia Legislature Is 10 meet i
extra session on the 2sth dag rof Mayznsz|
The nbje q is to- completes thsi resisiops9
the Civil Code Of the States which cain
be accomplished at The preset session.
The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1849-05-25

the Baltimore American and the National lnieligencer
have now the erontery to condemn the democratic press
because is not occupied in discussing other matters
than the proscriptve spirit OF no-party admnisa-
ton We say to them that the desire OF office Is the
only fixed point in the wing creed, and the distribution
of the spois among parisans has been the great and
as far we know the only work of the proscrPnonpro
scribing administration of the second Washington"
We know nothing of the New Hampshire paper. but we
know something of the Baltimore American and the Ma
tional Intellgencer; and ask of them what the
views and designs of Gen. Taylor Does he mean divide
his executive functions with the members of his cabinet
Does he mean to atemp the destruction Of the independent
treasury Does he favor national bank Will he
mend an Increase OF the tariff for purposes Of protection
Will he distribute the proceeds of the sales OF the public
landsl Will he sanction internal improvements by the
federal government And last. but not least we ask
ohat position does he occupy to the Wmot ProU'so
Answer these questions, and more especially answer
us the last one and will see, then, if THERE will not
be an assault upon the administration which has moth
ing to do with The spoils OF Office
Since writing the above, have seen the article in
the Baltimore American of yesterday in reply to our
questions of the previous day. The editor still refuses
to meet the issue which it provoked and anfests again
such an eager desire to steal away" that will not
Intercept its retreat We the utter useessness OF
seeking for information from such source, and there
fore will press the subject further We presume,
also that we had as well release it from any oblga-
ton il may be under to meet the responsibility OF Its
endorsement of the article from ga New Hampshire
paper" and accordingly withdraw the interrogatories
we have propounded above, far as the American is
concerned But we should like TO receive from the Ma
tona nelligencer the information which we desire tits
not the first time, know that have felt justified In
calling for its opinions upon the great question which has
agtated the North and the South for two years more
But as yet we have received answer. Sill, we should
desire from that experienced journal some information
of the cohesive power which binds together the wing
party except il be the "force of public plumber" Can
inform OF the views of General Taylor, if he has any
Can tell what the present purposes OF the whg
party in relation the independent treasury. the tariff OF
1885, and the other party questions OF interest and import
ance? and, above all, what the views OF General
Taylor, if any-wha the views of the ~hg party; OF
failing in these Questions, what are the views of the Ma.
tona Intellgencer itself to the Wlmo provso, and
slavery in the District of Columbia and the territories
of the Union and the course which will be pursued
this question Has it any information to what Cali
ornia is about TO do, how far its action is likely 10
contribute TO its adjustment!
The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1849-05-25

rLERMONr saie.-Tbe residence OF the late Gen
~ John Mason, in Fairfax county Va, Is offered for
by his This estate is distant about four miles
from Alexandia, and mile south OF the Little River
Turnpike road leading that town, comprising about three
hundred and twenty acres Of land The arabic land, of
which about hundred and sixty acres is level bottom
Cameron run, is in OF high fertility having
well drained and the whole, with absn forty up
land iudiciousy cuti<aed and improved by clover and
plaster, with the fee use of lime and other manure. 1t
is divided npo ieds-one large meadow of
timothy-@ith fine springs in each The
residue OF the tract exclusive of the lawns orchards
and gardens, is in young wood The Mansion and its APP
'cripon beautifully situated gentle emnence, and
The dwelling house the first foor contains
parors. besides large library and an Office. with eleven
chambers above ssirs and the badinxs appaftenant
ROOM dsiry, bath house. smoke house, ample accommo
datous for servants and outbuidnss TOR stoerooms, &c.
the whole in good repair All convenient distance the
overseers house. ice house. cariageouse, the houses
the farm servants, blacksmths shop, kiln built Of brick
for burning lime, with ample barns, stabing and other
houses for stock and farm orchards of choice
fruit, ornamental grounds and waks-the whole good
order, and we'll preserved by its late proprietor.
Immediate possession will be given, except Of about
ninety hundred in and oats and OF
that, the crops be removed The premises
with be shown any DESTROYS of purch asng by Mr. Butler
the For terms apply to Maynadiel Mason, esq
Georgetown, D. G., the SUBSCRIBER the acting
ecptor, by letter, at Winchester, Virginia.
APP 24-d&cp6w JAMES M. MASON.
The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1849-05-25
The Peat Once CleH n

The following capital jeu fesprt was given by Hon
r. H. Norris late postmaster Of New York. on The occa
sion OF an entertainment given to his clerks when he
retired from Office
Mr. Morris said Gentlemen, please fill your glasses
for a toast As intend TO toast man you may not
know deem il necessary. before mentioning his name,
10 tell you what sort of he is. He rises at four
during the whole day. Until seven O'Clock in the evening
goes weaed home to bed to rise again at four o'clock,
and again to work a. assiduously.
II the gentlemen oil the press-and there some
among us-incorrecty direct their newspapers for sub
scrbcs, it is the fault OF the man intend to toast the
paper does not reach the place to which it should have
been addressed
II publishing clerk omits to address newspaper to
subscriber. it is the fault OF the intend TO toast that
the subscriber does not get his paper.
If writes letter and seals 1t and neglects to put
any address upon il, II is the fault OF the man will
toast if the letter does not reach the person for whom 1t
intended.
II an officer of bank addresses letter to Boston in
stead of New Orleans It is the fault of the shall
presently toast if the letter not received at New Or
leans. II merchants clerk puts letter in his beau
coat ana leaves that coat at his boarding house with the
letter In his pocket the man will toast is to blame be-
cause the letter has not reached it's destination.
If merchant shuts up letter he has written between
the leaves of his ledger and locks that ledger in his safe
the man will toast has caused the reception OF
the letter.
If poor debtor has no money pay his dunning cred
ors and writes letter that he encoses $50, but eaco
seeno money having none to enclose, the man will
II good, warm arted, true friend receives letter
from DEAR bat poor friend asking the loan of S. and de-
string be considered good hearted. true friend
and at the time, to his IS, writes letter say
ing, "Dear friend. enclose to you the g." but only
waters into the letter small corner of the blhe man
will has stolen the 5 out of the letter. and IN pull
ing It out tore the bill
II mail steamer either sinks Or blows up, il is the
fault of the will toast if the mail does not in
time reach its destination
II railroad bridge is torn down, the draw left open
and The locomotive not able to jump the gap but drops
into the river with the mail, the man will toast ha,
caused the failure of the mail.
This. gentlemen. is the stranger TO you will toast
give you gentlemen, A Posr OFFICE CLERK.