The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1849-09-02
For the Union.

| Como on, begin the grand attack
| With walls, squils, and ipecac
The suns PerpendIcular heat
iunmind the depths OF the sea,
Wills the fishes, beginning TO sweat
Ofied, Conscience how hot we shall be
Ruef,A Grizzie.
hands are the hands of Esau, but thy voice is tn,
The beauty OF genuine republic is that all men car
40 as ney please within its borders, they being
ole Tor all abuses. and ready take the responsibility
we love PLAIN spoken people. They bite worse
man they bark, and when they do get their guns off
neIes an end OF the matter. They never mutilate Oh
scalp tnelr victims, nor do they grow over wepckeC
bones They may strike hard but then they do it scien
hhcally; and whether they kill Indians or caerpiars
hey 90 i with all their might and leave off when they
Men Of sense seldom mouth words. and philosophers
when they cannot speak to the purpose keep silent We
love the Quakers this accounts and if they do dress in
church uniform of drab color, and thee and thou il in
most aniable manner, they do not baptze with sharp
cartages of their nose, like the men of Nooka PLAIN
heart is good heart and old hat not to be despsed
At gathering, even i the astocracy about clad in
skworms spittle and perfumed with the tail of mus
quash. We love old friends old wine, old maids old
truths and old boots and when we see Greeley OF the
Tribune, we think OF his understanding oply, and won-
osophy Is good in its place. and cucumbers excellent
when picked. BY the way, ing of green THINGS
we are reminded Of the Second Washington, now on
and the marshes of Buffalo, and this brings to our rec
objection letter received from the old War Horse which,
inasmuch he has got his unpleasant symptoms we
teenth century.
AT THE HORSE SHOE
Niagara Falls, York State, Aug. 80, ISf9
per telegraph-unpad.
DEAR HEROIC AGES we are, as you may well suppose,
pretty well drained of supehuities by this time and
unless get back what have lost by our tour we
shall be as lean and unsatisfactory June shad Tell
the Bissul major exchange some of our Mexican gold
with Latham for fW of his valuable pendent bank
paPer--paper being here No L. The premium for the
gold which will amount something yellow will lust paw
our expenses In travelling, to wit Just two dollars and
quarter What terrible expensive business 1t is to be
sure When the Major sends he had better detail some
body in the service who draws pay and raons 10 bring II
10 us as that will save the of and be.
Sides will prevent the necessity using Dr.
mail arrangements, which, like the Dutchmans legs are
somewhat tangled, and are growing more so rdcuousv
fast WE'LL we have found cool and quiet place at last
Here we are, and Fillmore sitting on the cool rocks
under the great sheet Of the foaming which Byron
calls hell OF waters considerably red talking to each
other with our fingers for you might well attempt to
hear one another in smut-machinc. We learned the
deaf and dumb alphabet the frontier before we found
out that we could speak, by the aid of the whg newspa
pers, like Dcmosthenes celebrated old gentleman OF New
England, before he breaksted on pebble TO cure
him OF the stufers Buffalo Is tall place il has two tav
erns' canaboa1 grindstone, and shoemakers shop
and would have had meeting If the steepe had
not fallen in and knocked the pulpit into the cellar We
saw the place where the Van Buren convention held its
siitpgs, and were struck with the sublimy of the place
lew papers lay scattered about there and the old door
keeper showed us four which given to us for
the presidency by that ustrious body who felt for every
bodys crimes but their own, and weighed the
Of their country and the blessed Union against blubber
up, crooked shin and foot that had ankle plumb in
us middle Oh what disinterested patriots they were
We never knew the value OF the Proviso before and
now we mean to go il blind, "gui fas per ne fas I.
which being interpreted means, in legal parlance, as
" soon please" We were also shown here a pair
Of boots made by sherry eobber the last of the Mohi.
cans IL was splendid specimen of American handi-
,raft and came all the way from Cooperstown. We were
invited to attend church while in Buffalo, but declined
being the President OF the whole people, couldn't give
any particular church. for fear of roll
,io-s- we mined the Georgetown committee
when they begged to help the Methodist church as
hough had anything do with been
IN the frontier all life without chaplain and never
having enjoyed better health than when thus shut out
rom doctors and deacons. No! no by-and- by they
will call upon to subscribe for the poor and needy
We know trick worth of that's If we subscribe
ourselves, we shall be poor too and then who will Gil
our pot or warm our shins in rainy day. At Mag
IRA they wanted us 10 into Canada but we
Knew how Queen Elizabeth stole Queen Mary ana cut
Ter head oh IN old times and would not bulge a foot
Queen Victoria wants eapnt she must come after H.
md bring all Europe at her heels she will find il rough
ambng as they in Rackensack Since we have been
lere We have found what reciprocity means Darn
he thng-wby don't the diplomats call things by their
light namesi Reciprocity means still and let England
Oh us, and then thank her for her kindness In noticing
Oh the cunning varets. Procy BY the lade of Noah's
alley, they will get procy by-and-by when the time
ONES, and SEwARD brings in Canada through the hunt
RS lodges He is the boy for dry sailing we dare not
s him. for fear Of getting struck through by him They
ny his influence like sapcte and the worst kind
{ pork in half an hour.
ALI along have been hailed as deliyerer
We felt like hen with her tafsahers pulled out and
ut for our 'sifs we should have said nothing, and
neaked IL for home long since.
Buffalo has more 3lcent whiskey and harder drinkers
nan we before. II Father Mathew wants field
Dr. the harvest let him stick his crooked hook in
ere. We have been very sck tour owing TO our
rinkng champagne, and other bastard liquors. made out
birch sap, sslrraius, and dyestuf We have put
nr foot down. and shall take moth ing but Old Rye until we
turn and f the rusty crusty laugh us, them laugh
o can stand their scorn better than the gripo
Fillmore and have been trying to take an average of
much water goes the mt single fall This
o did by new instrument, called the Taylor gauge
fillmore held his hat first into the cataract and kept
me by my watch and then held mine out and he kept
ne by his watch. We found that both hats being about
e same szc were filed to OVERLOOKING In about the same
me- Then ask OHP * vi :: ID minus q IL 10 an
hat, Niagara TO quart pot z. From these pre-
Uses easily arrived the astonishing results that
iagara spills Lake Erie four times year. besides wa,te
alter, and fails in the dog days and the moment
lmore gets time Lake Erie we can give YOU
whole worked out In quarts and pints. You see
bat IL is TO have busy mind Like the humblebee we
her honey IRON every flower, and, like Midas, every.
ing touch turns 10 gold But IL Is certifying TO have
oh luck. We who frightened before are I
raid oft Pumpkins and sntmres plenty this upper
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