Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-05-23
To HALF A MILLION OF THE TOR
TURED!
WE MEAN SUCH ASHAvE
TIFF PILES!

"A SPECIES OF COMPLAINT FOR WHICH TT
.as faculty in This or the old country find &c
uine remedy and which cannot always be extermina
even by painful and disgusting application OF thess
geon's knifel We know That f,r this disease Dozen
useless remedies having heen puied into notoriety
sodto legions ofdeceived individuals, and that any
yertised relief for that liable to be disregard
hut we Will trust TO the good of the
in any Intention 10 deceive, and to credit unqua
fed assertions that Or. Upham's PILE ELECTUAE
is aud safe for life Of the Piles be they
ternal or external hleedina or blind The Eec,ua.
will cause but little trouble Inconvenience when Ia
en-, and III any matter how bad will perfect
total aud perm nent extpaiion piles and its after
ant ailments In Boston, in the short space of t,
years,
NEARLY THREE THOUSAND SURE CURES
were effected, and in New York there have been we
not hesitate TO say five times that number achieved
The same space ofime. The inventor of the Electua
which SO tho roughly conquers what has land d.
now bafed the sn,i aud ex erlcnce of the medic {,
uhy, il practising physician HIS studous habit.
Col,ere induced the terrible con- plant, and il
heve his own suferiugs that he expended the time
study which produced blessing TO the community
large in the shape otthe Electuary.
There are many causes piles. In some personst
complain is Request from their ncestors the great
OF piles is the If violent purgatives in
shape Of piiis Aloes fomis principal ing redient
these purgine pellets, and a'oes Invariably infame
irrnstethe simentary canal, weaken the stomach a
bowels aud shake The whole constitution Strong drir
also pruduce piles Inactivity aud long sIttngs ha
the same tendency No satter what The cause the Pr
prietors of the Eectuary warrant COMPLETE RI
TORAIlON, the eleetnary is used according dire
TONS and the use oft is persisted nl Numerous ca.
oil q care ny Ok Il BUN have come 10 knOwlpf
hut il must not he presumed that where an udiyidi
has been afflicted nearly half the term of a natural Il
that single box Will always Produce cure. In n,
Jersey a farmer who had endured the torture tive
years, wasenrey restored after using only three be,
which cost him dollars He had preyou,
expanded as many hundreds in search of a remedy
gentleman OF New York was radically cured nv Hal
BOX, and eight persons ito whom he recommen
the medicine were also cured, not a single failure hi
ing occurred.
remedy like this, invaluable and isol ted should T.
be suspclously viewed because il is advertised. 1t is
only method ofmakmg the public remote viciniIies
ware offs existence,
The Eiectuary contains nothing that can njure in
slightest degree. Ii entirely free from mineral 81
stances and he taken r'thout change of diet Wi
out fear of taking cold, ladies in any condition
life. In fact, TO uarrIe' aides under certain crcu
stances it ensures the Arh of sound and healthy 6
spring. IL is taken Internally; and patients NAV n
coDvincd that no sA,ornal application can accsmpli
the desired end
The Elec:r< Y, although sold explicitly as certs
and untang resiedy for PILES II is nevertheless
pital in nfamn atoms of the liver Spleen kidneys bIa
der, bowels. inactivity of the stomach and bowels
terna alterations and impurities weakness of the spi
rush of blood to the head e all of which troubles
either produciive0f the sequences attendauto
that shocking aud obstinate disease.
The principal agency for the sale of this medicine
al Wyatt & Ketchum's, lei Fulton street, New Yor
and by Druggists generally throughoutthe United Stat
Price 81 per box.
Notice.-The genuine has the written signature thus
GA. Upham. NJ. b. The hand is also done with
pen j. CRuMBACKER, Agent,
10 SIN Wheeling Va