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Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-12-11
INsrRANcE.

INST III ME-.
g lSkS VIII be taken by the FlRE MARINE IN.
sUkANCE COMPANY OF WHEELING TAX
Low sT RATES
buildings OF All kinds, stone brick wooden aud their
contents
Steamboats,, factories mills, sc.
FHrulture:
And merchandise Of all kinds.
And against all dangers attending the transportation of
goods on rivers, lakes seas, canals, and rilrOsds
ioT the character Of The company Ia pruRptiiade
aud hcraiJy the adjustment and payment LOSSES,
beg leSye TO refer Ia Tile tins place and
eiseW mere VINO havV had the adjustment OF claims upon
Us. ohiee on Main street. Il. ". HARDING, Sec'y.
augI.
Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-12-11
FIRE AND MARINE INSURANCE..

yEsO BE lNsb RED-or not 10 bc-ihats the quest ION
d whether Il IS better by sweeping ire, To Ne rain
edand subject TO all the Ills that flesh heir TO-
prudent man 10 the Protection Oflee and there lie
made safe, comfortable and happywe leave for you 10
determine.
The Protection Insurance Company ofIIarlfbrd, Conn
having already paid over so Goo OF losses the Yves
tern Country Untitled 10 The highest confidence, and
thsIr agent Wheeling, Virginia,
W. +. PETERSON
VIII tax isks On dwelling HOUSES warehouses,
bs i-eiorits, dc together wil their contents, such
uf iurr, merchandise machinery, aud every other des
'tion Of insurable property. Also steam keel aud
RAT boats AID their cargoes go aud from port
Western w iers, on The EiOst reasonable terms
Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-12-11
St9GEG6G g. ii Sc e & .

MUTUAL BENEFIT LFE INSURANCE
COMPANY
EEs Ia insure adainsl all manner Of life risks npou
2 y lAe most itpOrahe teYus The operations Of ths
Company ate confined exclusively 60 liFE lisa
AM toNrihGSN upon The mutual pan. lis sdvaIi-
thgc- tJi easily cuHccN need cuniIelt--ena.
hla tiie Insured eaTtlcjUaie all the profits of
Tie business while living, aud securing To survivors
csfitiu ttsoufce S1Gtnst want when d. al.
Each person IH-Itei ior life becomes member Of this
comp amy, with ragtha charter, and is entitled
Notcsnd asp entitled tis siare of the Dividends.
winch ave DECLARED annually. For further particulars
inquire Of W. L. PETERSON Aren't.
Wheeling, Virginia.
u 37Otlce on Monroe
RODT. l.. PATTERSON, President
REM. {. MILLER, secretary,
NJ u. HOUSTON, MD. Medical Examiner,
Je5. Nnceling, Va,
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10000 eases 81 tsr-.ernI Debility asa wm III
OF Nervous Energy.
Spitiing ssioed.

Nv Fork IprtI 2, Isl1.
DR T0wNsENp--t verify beiieye your sar,sparla
has been tlo uesa, thfourh Providence Of saving my
hf. have fir sstrfaf hal > bad Cough. IL be.
came nfse ~ Last raised large quantities
OF blood uigtf sa- alld greatly d.biiitaed
and reduced and dii uft expect to live have only
used Ssrsapay,t stprt tae. suJ theirs has
dertu ciariFe ,eru rtuttt 49, | able
walk au over the city. I blood and my cough
has ief Aod ve iinarine tnst thankful for
these results Your obeaieHt servant,
MM RUSSELL. 65 Csthnriue. Of
Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-12-11

C.snoiiss Chalk aal a VARSITY Of preparations res
srpy when applied tp tAe faoe, very spoil
OF IL bosuty. T,as close the pares Of the skin and
shcek tle tcesiion s vines nature 10 no, III ~sried
~ aisnsc powder. toe skAA innsmed BY the ala
hss u.8 to sa,,, hsanuho. ia own producuo. ia the
"haH --s hhise seH a. IN the garden Of rich and
dehratr'y N4fsd and .egAtsj flowers. free seuys
and healthy circulation 81 tac 1uids or the eou'.ins Of
the pore ftcA blood mo eStrsnniiss that ~uieA
PsiHts The esuHfeasnse 10 the most exquisite beauty
IL Is taat vhiea mptts the iHdo,eribabis shades and
rsshss u ioYcness ttnf nj admire, but noas dc
eF6t ti.is beauty s the offspring of rstSs-not o.
ssader sesp II there free and healthy e,reu
srsu bsaaty lfthe lady fair driven sno~
n she paint ami cosmetics, aud tho blood thick
ssld n8I uinre, ste Is nos beautiful Ii she he brown
1eev and there Is pure sst aetive blood, IL gives
rich bllo the eacais and brlisnoy to their eyes
that Is tlsciantinF.
TAis is rby the southern and especially thc Spanish
nacs tsuca admired Ladies' the north take
het hte exercise confined IA close or have
.Poiiea hetr complexion 10y the application OF dsetso
oas mNtares a they wish 10 regain elasticity Of ssP,
ssoy au sptts sparkling and beautiful omplsx'sns
they shesl use d.. iosusend's szrsnpsria Taos-
sands .q have Ired more than satisfied delight
81. i.olies al every station crowd our ehiec daily,
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WESTERN INSURANCE COMPANY.


Y. his company, being now daily organised Is preparea
a 10 make ihsufance 0n every description Of Fire and
Marine Risks sdc as dwelling asuses. store HOUSES
with Shear contents. Also steam Boats Fiat boats and
kee hoas " in their cargo, aud from any port ON
ts oiu and Mssisppi rivers, theTtrhutar, stream
Applications for Insurance 10 le made for present al
The office of the Wheeling savings Institution.
Il Mccoy Sertv
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'E'EaS,
T + -
AT Tile cANToN re- STORE.

7 7 7 IT y w w T y ~ = III
l5ar{tf Square Hhc}iUg Va
@RTPFRr v0n may fud pure tess Imported hr the
NJ FAINTER, Company ur New Nsrk. i2t la han,
and 1863 s,ree,tFtch SITS.
Re8ii frtres es nttovs fsrt fn at cs+-s 20 ~ re
turned h uai -,,aYnvrf 6f m etf 1h or quantity
Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-12-11

Those that initiate Dr. TowBsend'. sursspsrilA, have
Invariably called their sta great Rs~sdy for SssSss.
&c Ac and have copied bills and eire alsrs shieh
relates the compIaiuts OF word for ~ord-othes
who pat up medicine have since the great saeesss
Of Dr. Tawusends sarsaparta in complaints incident
females smnendcd theirs aith0ush previously they did
aumber Of those mixtures, Falls, AZ, are isJS-
rioas ictiues they disease and under
mine the constitution Dr. Townsends 10 the osy aad
bel remedy for fanaie eonpl.ints--t
rarely ihils OF oHeeting permanent cure IL
b. tahou hy the deeAie fepsl-s In casa,
b. tsosa eSpecuug to become mothers with the
grests.t advantages, as prepares the system asd
PrereptS pain aaeer and Strengthens both mother
sad child BE careful 60 get the genuine.
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C0Es.,sssS.y. slsgysp.

IFN'70 W.T. - VI " = NIffslNf| TVIN
WHEELING. II K. List
AT SfELlES Ltsr's MARHHoass W .,rRsr
sTFhGh wal take risss on Buildings all kinds steam.
boats and tafgpes FACTORIES Wills. kccaals lat.
hoas aud CaTs0es, etc ioss damage IS ire
Of the dao eTs and penis OF The rivers on
very laNoleuit terms sep -.
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opt glorious ti9i, nom go ns3f ~ If ,he,S
mountains OF sli"lna Wy ~ Inc in'e'' VI NO.
hNesNB ~ V,s, ~ " ~ :, :, vi inIs,.,,,>f,o
~ lg, 1.pe,s Row, Nam ~ Wheeling va. trcy
., m ad tc mos iesuliil productions OF Foreign and
no,oe.ttc asuu(aet,Iies ever preseutedto lie public.
he nss rs relufn,d frou The Fas,rn citie where he
XII ,, s,d c,tot,ers ihs, he VIA sci clio amer thsu
any other ionsc IN tow u; ard country Merchants viii
ana !, 10 te advs,ra~e 90 visit hulesaie dera
n ti 80, 49, II, o. a, u ana he .rsrt-st "a.
f,.. of Fiec. Goods THAT crn he presented them
he ~ esteem country.
For the ss,t sfsetioa Of lie rcadnF public and those
WIN ran only srrH MY MAN takes pleasure IN
tnrrHtipg a mari Of his extensive assortment wiz
CIuYfs.-tu0 pieces French English. Belgium, and
German clouds sir org which vn le found full
4 wide AVID very tine. suate for Ladies' ciouks at
- per - eqraiis as good so.d srrfsr FOR (.
also vor heavy snd iufatic cloth at the OF
. "A ~, - [onf t,f,fsei. Also tow .rtes rstts sn-
,,,re a. rssle snrh as cs1ot Ire eae,Ied. 81
'hsr Tor tgsa!y o. poe "a ne Me' 81 o5ls mn
t,,d a,.d stteea a ereatiy redaeed rti,ts 4 good
f, ~ gss ,s,,.s trimmed for y So Also 20 t'cs
I nm lrk uues kiu cussuefc Of suV'f QUgutt.
+ skTINr'r1- r-l5o ~ sstpetis af al co.ois aud
ousee agd cheaper Than ever; some ss loN - Sic
~ - ,,,,,.,os
'r,eels ana Jesus OF excellent qualities, al almost
your own prices
SGS-A good selection Of satin, hard inerino
and cassiinere Ves ugs-Aso rich sty'e hi h culoed
Ian.y veyets
ND AIFs,cics-5o MS hes, quality Red Ticking; some
ver, cool ai6.c per vd-Al.- 10 cos,a Bentd ruslu;
a. me at G. pei sd,'.e a, Sc per yd--Aso some 4
iof zoe snch a. mas omen soi" a rs ~ "a 9
ne'l,e" ''.u-,u ~, ~ Ia -, , y.,. s,d
Linens W u ~" "l'',"' "i'" '' "- = ~
Dag ,ng az TetH "M 49, so,,,.,,, a. rcd ,b,e
fi-ANN fl.s-t Neiy heasf n I, ''
Holow' et''h sHa '."t' lFA'l a'u q" '.'" :, @
good "filee oi 'e'' ., - -, l' ~ ~. a. '
linstNs OF good qheiii'A s"' Wv f,itS'
l,Nl0 sh'" sifit fancy tii's' ~ o''e'l. .o
tatte -S %, ~ - w, ,,,,, IoYS
AVID sa'rs iof iad'es d,sses, "a, Iald saeA af4u1e
qua, wide glossy black eros de Rhine; - inch heavy
Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-12-11

EkFEHkNcEs:
BRADY. =. tssItief MAY Bank xy...h,
A. rAA NGtE su1 60.
TG0S BELL Aad go. Bridgeport, ONO.
A4HLON MARTIN. Neilwine, Ohio.
e M HANt sd GN,
ItHrNZ. STIRLING 4 CO. Pfisbargh, Pa.
EtfrgCH. rAEt1llERS a Go.
STEER = CO.. fh4isa eiphla, and hil.d.iphis
mere laIIfs e Isfsif, seps-dly.
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.Sg(Jz T.lTUAI.


~ .
RI UTe rUU1NF wafrtrf-h ON of'h. not 600 =HH
tar Particle rs ts.uie'. Corrosive -r. Hrte. tf-r
ul- Hfs- En-, af cod sut deicfe-iars f1inrraF-
9an FrturfsIt Hn9u vtucI t..s Irff-i0H 1ris I- D.
sting sHd harmon sfHr yth rsturo drives 1Ut f
rlHi scruouious Hios fralu tho hod 1uH fadr. auH
s tIatin- tH 5ni srrf riipu the gastric iH re-
s'uula.h. rs.ts digestion .H short. tHrIr s
ul vein. aficrv. U-- or hsrre thc hWuSre body.
'fat 10 NOT strengthened hy tto P,ttefs, sHd t si7o
possess the fkaic pro. cry OF removing mercury
iro.r te ts,nrs AVID .sHts.
FOR Err FIIONs UF tut SKIN --scurvv. Sc1t
ruUr NFecioHs, Tuners, Safotnia. or King Evt
White swelling. Erys 1eiUs Jlccrs. Canccrs. Ruunina
Ssir- sca-s and Ri'es time md determined psrever
atre iu La .w Errsre's rs~sfrt, VIII eject cure.
COR INDIGESTION.
Rejection Of food Ntusss. Norltfurs. Nervous s'cc
irons Billions aiufs iiesdoce. fsleRess or fc
.aie Irieaularffs. r. Swectsers tsnacea viii su1n
.ect curc. bat fohstiuae. or attended with ing.
swung faHs thc Dose s8uidh he INCREASED and the
viii s1eu tc eHectei. Let moi the patients fr'guisl
themselves with the idea Thai they 100 ueak tnfs
much nedicine bet near in niind that their mildly
atur med quits weakness into tle frame, lut
-os certsruv draws weaturs ont. leaves strength u
&. place and Nv ewing composed seer ~ night ad
ap stue food reaninstss the whole flni, ,th
vigorous action. clearing the mind and improving the
-isht.
DYSPEPSIA OF FIVE YEARS Dur tTiON,
accompanied lrit NJ, cons Debility cured
5B The i,se Of
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~. Tawpsens--Drar SIR; | have the pleasure 10 70
form ,e1 that OF m children have been cured Of th
sciofuia bt al soue excellent medicine Tksy
Gi -ird very severely with bad sores have take,
Iour hois II took them away for which feel nysei
snder great obligation.
Yours. frsVsetfniit,
isaac ~ GRAIN 100 Woostsr st
Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-12-11

lust received iat of s.'eu.ld traylor Brown SIX
,ans"a ltaHftfIi sfice asd for sale cheap II : d
HARfER'S Hat ard Cep store conltf a. Nam aud q.
mon streets, Cell sli' zee. aUeg5
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WHEELING < BELMONT BRIDGE

Ne IS5 opposite tae Monroe House 4. " heeling
fi1liE subscriber has ua received from New ofk and
Philadelphia, large and splendid assortment OF
ran aud Winter Guods. The stueA cons 81. of the is
lows lHe arltfie~, WIS
very aret and excellent as-oftHe 40 of superior biz
blue ahd fa.ct colufed feach cloths aud cassioJes Of
al qnaVs and stA s sn very large quaulls - hik
blue aud fancy couFsd ~stlneus, beautiful stock Of
slid NelNets, Status, and A~silrEr OF ai knts Blue
and brown blanket, hlkfs, 4ud fancy sHhs and gum
suspcnders Gloves. hns,ert etlue siiks .Ed lsuil.
s... 4 inlet
Saturday morning visitor., 1848-12-09

her friend, "You remember your fears
that we should have good deal of trou-
BILE with these Watsons but there Isl not
family in the neighborhood who have
afforded us more pleasure"
This is strange, indeed. Mrs. Wat
son is SO changed that did not recognize
her. / am sure shoule have know her
in her former rags and dirt"
"The whole family are changed, since
Watson left off drinking. They are IN
dustrious and honest as any people among
us; but you will soon see little Mary,
who is one Of the sweetest children in the
world"
"But tell me-" said Mrs Emery, "what
has brought this mighty change TO pass ?
Are you the magician whose magic wand
has brought about this great revolution ?''
81 believe there has been no magic en-
ploy ed" said Mrs. Austin, smiling. "We
have given them little except kind words
and good deal of kind advice"
"Well," said Mrs. Emery, "you never
had bad neighbors, and don't believe you
ever will have, if you have made good
neighbors Of the Watsons."
Saturday morning visitor., 1848-12-09
JOHN OR MARY IN THE WAGON.

This is applied TO persons Of either sex
who are removed at any considerable dis
tance from prrtentions TO good looks. 1t
originated thus:
There was collection Of cotton buy ers,
once standing on the street very early IN
the morning, little before the ''sover-
eigns began 10 come in with their loads Of
cotton; they were waiting the arrival OF
the waons TO commence the days operts
tions. While waiting very patiently,
there came along one Of the said severe
igns, walking by the side Of his horned
horses. He had no more pretentions TO
good looks, than nag has 10 book larn-
ing, and as he passed, one of the buyers
ed in loud tone that he would bet
spirits" that he was the ugliest person in
the world. The hosier heard him, and
shipped, saying he would take the bet,
which was sgreed 10, and he was called
on for his ';uglier." He went to the etd
of the wagon and called out. .'Oh, sis
Mary, just poke. on, your purity face out
here. I'm betting liquor on'rt." IgE
The folds, of the curtain were gently
parted and put aside, when there prOtru-
ded such phiz, that would break any
daguerreoiype instrument totry to catch.
The bet was settlled, and the heosier
said he was willing 10 risk FIVE dollars,
that he could produce phiz that would
be as far ahead of Msry's and Mary q was
ahead of his, which was taken Immediate
ly, and the money put up. The hoosier
walked around 10 the end of :he wagon
and called OUT, "John John wake up,
and come TO showing, I'm a. bettin' my
pile on You! come out of that" when
there was head showed out and raised a.
longside Mary's that would have shamed
any sheep-head fish in the sea, The ugly
spots were as thick on il. as flies 10 hon
es gourd. or course the, bet was won by
the hoosier.-.AeD York Spirit Of the
Times.
Saturday morning visitor., 1848-12-09
"All hail to pure cold water,
That hrioht r;ob oa,, -Four

"All hail TO pure cold water,
That bright rich gem from heaven;
And praise TO the Creator.
For such blessing given!
And since it comes in iullness,
Wen prize it still the more;
For life, and health and gladness,
1t speeds the wide earth DER"
What is there in nature so beautiful as
wster? In the form of genial spring
showers, that fertilize and render fructif-
erous the ear,h-in the opening flower
beds-in rivulets--in spring s,reains--ir
cascades-and in the delicate tear droi
that moistens the cheek oj woman, how
beautiful is this agent, every where SO a.
bun6ant-pure. simple waterl
The earth becomes dry and parched /;
flowers cease TO put forth their blossoms
the trees yield 10 fruit the grass with
ers, and the plain becomes dusty. Al
length, after many days, the clouds begin
TO gather the lambs are heard blea,ine
on the hills; the cows gambol, and the
fowls prepare their feathers. The show
ers oil fresh and genial, descend, and ma
lnre, as with one uphlted voice, praises
that Being who sends the rain.
Saturday morning visitor., 1848-12-09

LATE HouRs.-All ANIMALS, except
those tha; prowl at night, retire to rest
soon after the sun goes down; from which
we may conclude that Nature intended
that the human species should follow their
example. 1t is from the early hours of
sleep, which are the most sweet and re-
freshing, that the REORGANIZATION of mus
cular energy and bodily strength takes
place, as well as Of that due excitabiity
in tie brain indispensable to the operation
OF our working hours. Sleep has been
called the "chief nourish in liie's feas, :"
but how few find it such! In order that
sleep may be refreshing. i, is necessary to
take sufficient exercise in the open air du-
ring the day, to take light supper, or
none at all, avoiding tea or coffee late in
the evening, TO sleep on hair mattress,
with light covering of bed clothes, in q
room freely ventilated.
Saturday morning visitor., 1848-12-09
A JOKE NOT ALL A JOKE.

Since marriage has ceased TO be mat
tsr exclusively Of contract, as it is still in
the East, and among the royalties Of Eu-
rope, there has always been difficulty in
putting what is emphalically called the
question. This difficulty would seem 10
be somewha, solved, if The following story
told by the sditor OF the Philadelphia City
Item. is not story in both senses. For
the sake of those Of our readers Mho may
be ,pondering the point, We irust that II *
true, as it establishes a good precedent.
p a few nights back, small party of la
dies and gentlemen were laughing over
the supposed awkwardneS attending dec-
taxation ,pf love, when a gentleman re-
marked that if he ever offered himself, he
would do il in collected and business like
manner. al.
rna.For instance" he continued, address
Ing himself 10 lady present, Il would
say, Mis-! s., have been two
years looking for wife. ! am in receipt
Of about, a thousand dollars year from my
business, which is daily on the increase.
OF allthe ladies of my acquaintance, adj
fnire you the most indeed, ! love you,
and Would gladly make you my wife,
"You fiat,er me by your preference" T"
good hunoredly replied Miss S., to
Ihs surprise OF all present; 81 refer you
10 my fathsrln
,sssBraJoPl exclaimed the gentlemen.
2 9dWellF I declare" said the ladies in
chorus.gc2 si 1liad leo
The lady and gentleman, good reader,
were married in October.
Saturday morning visitor., 1848-12-09
sTRINGY CABBAGE.

The Boston Poat has the following good
joke of hard case who was accustomed
10 coming hOme late st night in 'corned'
stale, and taking cold bite, which was
usually set out for him BY his kind and
ioTgivigg wife. ...1
One night, besides the usual dish Of cab.
bsee and pork, she leit washbowl filled
with caps in starch. The lamp had LONG
ben extinguished, when the staggering sol
returned home, Pnd BY mistake when pro-
ceeding 10 satisfy his hunger, he stuck hi.
fork into the wrong dish. He worked q.
way at his mOuthful Of caps very patient,
ly for some time, but being unable 10 mas
tigais them, he sung ont 10 bis wife.
'0ld woman, where did yon get yo,,l
cabbages ?-ihey are so siIingy, ] can
chew them I ~
MY gracious, replied the good lady
'f the stupid fellow .aint eating an ul
caps that J pat in starch over nigm!'
Saturday morning visitor., 1848-12-09
From the Model .4mericaa Courier.
SHE SLEEPS IN BEAUTY.
BY ISAAC wAYSE oLwlSs. o.

BY ISAAC WAYNE OLWlNH.
She sleeps in beauty--liks a lake
With ne'er a ripping wave;
She sleeps in beauty-like rose
That's fallen Ger grave.
She sleeps in beauty-like the moon
That quits the pearly dome; p
She sleeps in beau,y-like dream
or joy, and hope, and home.
She sleeps in beauty-like a dove
That's found long lost mate;
She sleeps in beauty-like sprite
That's free from earthly hate. 3"
She sleeps in beauty-like song
Whose words are lost and fed;
She sleeps in beauty--like blush
That deck'l fair one dead.
Saturday morning visitor., 1848-12-09

Oh, do fii leave me here alone!
This world would chill my heart 10
stone
So cold, TO me, 'twould seem. and drear
Then do ot-do moi leave me here.
Not while thy hand clasp in mine
Nor while my breath is blenl with
thine
Nor while thy head rests on my heart
Would from thee forever part.
Oh! + would have thee longer stay
Away, Oh Death! away, away!
Or bear Mr from his arms asleep,
And leave HIM here yer me 10 weep.
BE his the lips TO kiss my face
Ere laid within thy cold embrace,
And his the form to kneel and pray
That God will join US far away.
Yes, let his tears so hallowed rest,
Upon this fond and trusting breast
Like dsw ,rpor flower in bloom,
Until they lay me in the tomb.
Thus would bid farewell 10 earth
To all I've loved cen from my birth;
Then, like some guiding star abo'e,
I'd smile upon my earthly love.
Saturday morning visitor., 1848-12-09
1T WON'T no

1t won't do for politician to imagine
himself elected toihe Cubernatorial chair,
while the "back counties remain 10 be
heard FROM"
1t won't do to pop the question more
than dozen times after the lady has said
mol"
1t won't do to.extol the beauty Of la
dy's hair, until you know whether il did
not once belong 10 another lady's head.
II won't do 10 be desperately enamored
of pretty face I'll you have seen ii at the
breakfast table.
II won't do for q man to bump his bead
against stone post, unless he conssien-
tiousiy believes that his head is the hard
sst,
Saturday morning visitor., 1848-12-09
OlIIcc OUes' fhe RsrWg Store,
TERMS


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accordingly. "'
A liberal deduction will be made 10 those
who advertise by the year. = Advert
sers BY the year will be confined strictly
to their business.
ri- Candidates announced for So 90.
Saturday morning visitor., 1848-12-09

CASDIDArEs.--Prssidsnl eiIsrsOn once
ssid-"Ths habitof using arden. spirits
by men in office has Occasioned more IN
Jury 10 1.-THE public, and more trouble 20
me, than all ether causes and we're / TO
commence my administTA.ipn again, with
the experience ! now have. the first qnes-
tionl ! would ask, respecting candidate.
would Be, 'ADoes he use ardent bpisissf"
aLAcoSic.--A faw mornings since, an
employer observed one Of his wofhnsn
staggering about his wolt, aeco.isd him
uith-s-a ~I sa4I6ne4
swhstls The natter, Ssmf' fisdi
'Nolh-- nothing. sig. only, I'm lasdei..
You're discharged. then, nas shs re-
ply. e4 tisA
sThens Of course fmrsi 60 Of : ysitln.
cd Sam. and away he went. slsisns
tA ii y kisfraM in91saih s.l
Saturday morning visitor., 1848-12-09
A VENERABLE MATRoN.

The New York Observer has the fol-
lowing notice Of lady who died recently
in New Jersey, in the 96ih year of her
age: SO stasas
Mrs, Eliza Apgar, the daughter Of Phil
ip Philhouse, was born at or near Rocka-
way, in the county OF Morris, on the 18th
Of July, 1853. Eor about 70 years had
she been resident of the township in
whifh she died--and during the long lapse
Of 6S years was she "a member Of The
Church Of Christ, having publicly pro-
fessed religion at Mount Pleasant 10 the
year 1850, under the pasiora,e Of the Rev.
Mr. Dallaeher, Her pOsterity numbetss
follows, viz - '''s
ii Children, ~
81 Grand. Children, ,,,8
253 Great grandchildren, .,a.1
81 2S Great-great grand-chIl5rsn.
-
3S3 in all. an
Her mind retained in very rema4ks-
Saturday morning visitor., 1848-12-09

ziol N t,lslter TO the Peace Congress al
oBrussels, Mr.. Golden estimates the total
armed fDrce Of Eurape, exclusive OF MAJ
llonEl Guards, police &c., at 2,350,O00
men, and the total expense Al R2Oo, ,o0o,r
sterling per snhnIn.