Arkansas intelligencer., 1848-09-23


=, sit to a dying neighbor, vino was a very chur'-
ish and universally unpopular Gan, put the usu Il
/ question:
! Are you willing to CO. my friend li'
! "Oh yos d" said the sick man, " ! am
/ .We'," said the simple minded Deacon, al oCl
glad you IRE, for qH ne neigh5orSare UWiag!'
| Sh r dogs are best for mrking sausages, as they
require loss chopping TO make them fine.
! Truth overcomos falsehood, and suspicion cuu-
not live before perfect frankness.
/ Let us be careful 10 treat those who dff.r from
US with kindness.
DIssMULAroY.-T There are lying looks, as well
as lying words, assembling smdes, dcce.gng
signs, and even a lying silence!
The pious Matthew Henry declared. that Of al
the christian graces zeal is most ap; 10
1t is calculated that the beat produced by re-
spiralion in twelve hours; 10 the Iungs ola hial-
thy person. is such as would melt about ono hun
dred pounds of leo.
II has been remarked thut lady when shs
marries loses her personal .oulity her disliuc-
tive character; and becomes like dew.drop swol-
lowed by a sunbeam.
RIrILLA THE d vARF.-The Hulo woman is
coming over very soou TO Ibis country, from !la-
vana-some say, to exhibit hersoN--olher. 81 10
marry Tom Thumb
Speaking OF dogs and children, writer iu lhs
National ln;eigencer says. that tho poorest
whom he encountered IN Virginia, whoa: any
exception, " lives IN n log cabin with two rooms
and is The father Of nineteen cAiLarea, and The kcc-
per Of SIR hounds"
Thousands of wise men aud women at ST. Lou
is witnessed the feat of a man IN that city, who
climbed mp Il liberty pole 22O foot high, AMI set
the American flag on The top. The cause OF the
vast concourse Of spectators report that no
would hEui tie pole up after him.
The GsAvE.--gt buries every error-coycgs ov.
cry dclecl-exIingushe every resentment FROM
It's peaceful BOSOM spring none but fond regrets
and tender recolections. Who can look down
upon tho grave of an enemy, nd not feel com
punctious lhrob That he should have warred with
The poor handful Of earth that lies mouderns be-
fore hin.
i swimming school has just been started in Bos.
ton, where mules and females are laugh, to be
mcrmaids in forty hours.
ENLIGHTENED,-Tho late low duties Of the Amer
leans at Matamoras. have induced the Mexican cit.
liens 10 forward petition to their general gov
ernment TO make Motamoras free port.
In the deserts Brogoo, (Afrca,) tho people dwell
in caves like cliff swallows, and the language of
these people is similar TO tho scrcecAing Of bats,
and the whisiling Of birds.
"A Disu To SET BzFoaE a KING. AT a pub.
lie dinner at Golisboro', NJ G., lately pie con.
tanning one hundred and twenty chickens aud two
shoats was served up among other things.
The number Of lawyers in London is no less
Than toEr thousand gias hundred and Sere1ty.tao1,
and the amount OF their costs IN 1857 was Sir-
teen millions. tac0 hundred and Ten thousand, one
huadred and siriy,fcs poaads--a fact so mons
trous cannot be made too notorious
ARTIFICIAL PALArE.-A youu . man IN Boston,
born with hair lip, and without pula,e, has been
fitted by a dentist Of that city, with an artificial
root OF the mouth palate, . 4d front tooth not only
hiding the deiorm'Iy, bu' restoring, rather ere.
allng faculty of articulation.
Louis Philippe n fey davs since drew out Of
CoulVs u Co.'S F.dnk, 100000 His Majesty has
kept IN accour with the firm upwards OF Ii years.
Aue c"ecN vas not large one, considering hc has
now TO provide tho pocket money for all his chill
dren, Nc" in London, together with allowances 20
his sr.u and NJ Guizo', &c.
EZTENr OF THE New REPUBLIC. Tho bounda-
ries of the contemplated Republic of Sierra Madro
Ire the Rio Grando on the North. the Sierra Ma
I dre chain of mountains on the Wesi-and South,
and the Gulf of Mexico on the East including tho
port Of Tampico, in all, by far the most valuable
territory of its siZo in Mexico. II will take In
the States of ramuupus and portions Of Coahui-
la, San Luis, Zacatecas, New Leon, aud Chihua-
hua and Durango. embracing an extent of200,000
square miles, or times the size Of Cuba, and
population Of nearly and half millions. The
city of San Luis is intended f1r The capital Of Tho
Republic.
John Short lived in Shortyllle, near Bric(Iown,
Having married stately dame, after short
courship, he found it ssary to procure short
ladder for for the purpose Of ascending It 10 kiss
her. IL short he lived long time with his wife.
and long after her decease But death cut him short
with short summons. lie was put in "A short
coffin, lowered into short grave, and II short SER
mon was preached on the occasion, respecting the
shortness of liie To make a long story short,
Mr.. Short was recoected a long time as having
been the shortest man in ShorIve.
TIE SHORTEST DAY.-The day before that on
which you have bill becoming due, which you
are unable to pay.
An ANIMAL UPsTART.-A negro boy WAS dri-
wing "a mule in Jamaica, when the animal sudden
y stopped and refused to bulge. Wont 90.
hey - said the boy. a. Feel grand, do youl {
s'pose you forget your fader was jackoss."
/ The ONLY GENTLEMAN.--'l do not know nnv
better law for mans good, says Mr.. Corwin in
his recent speech in the Senate, g thyn that old