Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-10-17
Evening Lectures of Hetty Jones.

CONCERNING THE BARNBURNERs.
Come in Jones, come in, and tell me
what tickles ye-you hain't been out a
snFplng nor you haint drawed prize in
the lottery-nor haint paid your debts
with the Bankrupt law--nor you haint
bought barrel Of Ticker nor you haint
-haint--haint--have your Jones?
You'ue Joined the Barn6urhers!-Yo You
good for nothin old SLOUGH, Jones,-you
look well--you that was begot by an hon
est father, a true whig of the Revolution
you had sucked the milk of patriotism
when you was young'un-you that was
bred up to be Democrat ever since you
was a boy--you that used to go to all the
club meeting and pole raising, and talk
like minister about Election--and that
used to 60 TO all the log rolling and arger
the pint with old Deacon Slushtub. and
then take suthin to fake and swing YOUR
hat and hurra for General Jackson-you
that used to stick to Van Buren, like a
tickto Sleeps back, and that tuck off your
coat and guv old Joe hamper an all fred
bastin when he excused Van Buren, of
stealth them spoons-you that ga.
You go for Van Burss1 siou! Jones,
you're natarel born fool--wby Jest look
at Van Buren--the old foz-i alters told
you l tnistrnsted his bonesty-that he wasn't
no better than be ort to be, and that
should hate to meet him in the dark if
had a shilling or any thing else of a
worldly nature about me-tte you Jones
know him like book-and Eve had
my eye on him ever sence he got to be
President on General Jacksons populari
ty. He was nice man then-his tongue
was as smooth as lie. and his mouth was
as meally as a mesbanic-and he didn't
care no more for niger than he did about
yallar dOg-ard he talked as nice and
soft as congressman about the dear
people and the compe rmises Of the con
stitution, and the scrub treasury, and all
them things-He stuck to the South then
like the tar TO niggers beel-he wouldn't
even leta wUolly headed buggar 90 free
in the District Of Columbian manor he
wouldn't let dockiment Of the abolition
GERS go in the mail bags-Lord how the
old Fox stuck up for conVentions-and
blessed things they was for him-for if it
hadn't bin for EN- he couldn't never
touch bottom with them little duck legs of
hisn. Well he got beat in forty, twixt
you and me and the family Bible, Jones,
he desarved 1.-THE did he desarved i'll
Then in "a he wanted to go it again, but
the people began to find him oat. and so
he couldn't come in--If he'da bin nomi.
mated at that time, you never heard no.
thin about no Barhburners nor SIGH, tell
We. Well it kind riled him Up in his in.
wards-and the more he studded the mad.
derhe got-raisin cabbage and eatin old
slaw dint agree with his genus-and he
kept turnin, and twistin and squirmin, like
an eel, till he landed co-whap right into
the busorns Of the abolitiohers and niggers
1T jest proves that he's disappointed
man that he wants offs, offis-and as al.
iers said he's as rotten as sepulker from
the sole Of his head to the crown of his
foot. There ANITA sound spot on his hide,
no more an there was on Lazarus, in the
scriPtnres-and now jest look at his friends
every abolitioner in the country is hoi-
lerin for Van Buren-andthe great Bnffa-
10 Cohvention was spotted with mig
gers as lepersy-and that the same kind
OF company you've got into Jones.
He goes for Free Soil! Well, what
need the likes ofayou trouble yourself
about free, soil--why you don't expect to
60 to Californy do you-and if you did
you'd want as many niggers to wait on
You as any .body-Ive bin your slave
long enough to know that Free Sile in
indeed--you'll never have any free sile
till you gel q place to lay your poor old
bones. f...-aag = -,
;. You rant to see the W;lmot Proviso!
Yes and I'd like to SEQ It too-but wheth.
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