The Kalida venture. [volume] (Kalida, Ohio) 1841-1865, 1848-04-04
THE YOUNG ,WIFE1S RUSB.

Arcertaln 1ittle army surgeon, who was
Stationed AT Bangalore, had selected a very
pretty lit,ie girl out of aninyoice. ofyoune
ladies', who had be en- freighle1 out on, spec
ulation. She wa very fond Of gayety anc
amuseinent,hnd after her niarfiage, appeared
to- be much fpnder of passing away the night
at a BALI than inlthe arms other lillo doc
tor. Nevertheless, although she kept late
hours, in every respect she was very correct,
Tho, doctor, who was quiet, sober man, and
careful of his health, preferred going to bed
carly, and rising before the sun, 10 inhale
the cool breeze of the morning. % Aud as
the lady seldomrcamo home.til plst midnighl
heawas notyery well pleased by being distur-
bed by her latehouis. a fi9l4q olsa jng.aus
AT last his patience was wearied out, ,fnil
he said plainly, rhat if she stayed out later
than l2o'clock, he was resolved not 10, give
her admittance.i At tn is his young. wife,
who, like all pretiywomen, imagined that he
mover "wouldrpresnme TO, do suoha Thing,
laughed heartily, aud from the next ball ITO
which she was Invited, did not return till
halfpast two O'Clock in the morning. 4, As
soon as she, arrived, the ,pl!auqlln bearers
knockedf for admiiance, but the doctor, true
to his word. put hishaad 0utthe' window, and
very ungallantly told his wife sie flight
femlinl ilLnight. erhe ladyc aeed, ,fen'reaied,
lexposulated, bu, it was all invain. al last .he
screamed, an appeared To be frantic, dcclar-
ing that if not Immediately admitted, she
would throw herself into the we'll, which
was in the vicinity not fiftye yards fiom
tie ILu1e eaiow.d The doctor begged that
she would, do so ifthat gave. heranany
pleasure, and then retired from the widow
His wife then ordered the bearers to take
h,r onthepalanquin to the we'll ;she 6 tou and
gave her dire ciions, and then slipped away
up to iie bungalow, and stationed herself
close TO the door; against the wall. The
bearers in Obedience TO horsdirections, com
itenced crying out, as il exposulating with
their mistress, and then detaching a. large
and heavy stone, two Of them plunged It in
10, the water, after which they all set up
howl Of lameptation, h Nov the little doo-
Tor, 4 Notwithstanding all his, firinness and
nonchallance, was not quite at ease, when
he, heard his wife express her determine
,ion. lie knew her to be very entctee, and
he remained on The watch. He heard the
heavy plunge, followed by the shrieks, Of
the palanquin, bearers. "'Gopd ,God,"' cried
he, "Is il possible?n and he ,darted out ip
his shirt to where thoy were all standing by
the well. AS ,on as he, had pissed, his
wife, fastened in doors, locked, and. Lsade
all fast, and, shortly afterwards appeared, al
the window. from. Nbich her husband had adj |
dressed her. The doctor discovered the
ruse when it was too la,o. 1t was now his
turn to expos,ulate, but how could he "hope
for, mercy, rendering nope9" The lady was
1aconnic and decided "At least, then, throw
me m, clothes," saidaihe DOCTOR 'Notlev-
On your slippers, to protect you from Hthe
scorpions and, centipedes,'' replledthe lady,
shutting the sjalonse." ."hliAtida daylight, when
ahe officers wercridngi iby on their Arab-
ans, they discovered the little doctor pacing
alie Scfandahlup and down in the chill ofthe
morning, with nothing buthis shirt toIprotecl
him. RThus we're tile etablcso turned, y but
Whe,hertthe fsths,Swell ended owell,
whether The ladyareformed,l on the doctor
Sonformcd, have never heard since.snant5
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when, passing by liza dark alley,Ia laree two
tisled fellow stepped out and seized him by
the collar, demanding his moneBoniRgd gai |
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butifyou withheld rop almomept, .Will give
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