Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1848-05-05

Louis Philippe having lost his oun
crown, Ma obliged to borrow . feB crowns
Of the ulcers 8 En 70 pa as passage 0.
yer.
II Il sai5 zoe heart becomes ns6rc valid.
ia - more L i broken. The ,.me
Asy b aid ofeorn and wheat
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A Quaker, overhearing person tell
how much he jsh for another Who vas suf.
fsring and needed his assistance, dryIy Oh.
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Z Aa .s phea YIN yed .ell my
swat With patience, good man. wen
tsry 70 knock him down for you, before
WHAT Knock down nv horse + cried
the ccuntryman, and giving him the whip,
vas out Of sight IN short order.
Short payments make long friends ,
] a. the chap said when he paid little short
rs
We know many Miss whose tongue is
better than mile, for there is really no
end toll
A farmer going to get his grist ground
It ! mil, borrowed bag Of some Of his
neighbors. The poor man was knocked
Mnder the waterwheel, and tho Bag went
with him. He was drowned and when
the melancholy news was brought TO his
wife, she exclaimed, 4 My gracious. what a
fuss ther'll be about that bag.
blessed are the piece makers, 4 as the
Girl said when she lei the big platter fall
and smash 70 pieces ssl - a
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sThis sasweepiDg eatastrophe,Y as the
man said when hisvifs,k knocked him down
with broom
81 60 for | dissolution Of the union, = Is
the man said whom he applied for divorce.
- Be moderate IN every thing as tho
boy said to the schoolmaster, when the lat
'er was Wrapping nun.
a When Kentucky Judge, some years
since, was asked BY an attorney, upon
some strange ruling, dis that law, your
honorln he replied, q If the Court under.
stand herself, and she thinks sho do, II
areh ssa san3 e.
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HIcHLf S3itiNESrA L - At private
poireelof tho colored elite few evenings
aince, the following toast was drank stand
ing, and In silence. ss !
ITO de darkey fair sec: dar face needs
no paint, dar head no fnmery4
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Z The steamboats, on the Ohio river are
supplied with life preserving apparatus
called . DOCTOR This Is the first time
We ever heard Of % doctor being life
preserves.
Louis Philippe lsl kis umbrella at
Paris We suppose he had no use for it
when the reiga was over
A,eonceited traveller being asked If no
hld seen the Bridge Of Signs at Venice,
replied that sthsre was no bridge Of any
size in tho whole city,
AL >bitsers have heated tendency or
ssefeot, madam, said doctor to alady.--
You viii except q bitter cold morning,
won't you, doctor 7" replied the lady.
4. aMfs. Grimes, lend mo your tnhr--
SCant do 1.-THE hoops are olf--its full Of
spds-bssides never had one-I washes
/ in 4 barrel, and wants % use il myself
besides, I've lent it toDa neighbor who
hasn't returned it, ~ s
We hare found out chat when Young
vats. and then cnptpru some fellow--if she
can. what : capital caper thatisl We
!. are not capable Of being captured BY such
caprice.
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erve rot counndrum f6r you
I Have you give il 70 us-Im good
ss6upposs my wife VAS to fall overheard
some day, what letter Of the alphabet
would express ny wish in regard 70 her ~
ALctter B, (let her BEL Of course, 2
APs, does i hurt man 70 die 1s'
Certainly, mr. son. No anguish can be
comp1red 10 the parting az the body With
he sonln ii don't believe that p why
nol Cause ] seed nan dyeing blue,
! 10 ether dag, and i didn't hurt him At
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