Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-05-13
TO HALF A MILLION OF THE TOR
TURED!
WE MEAN SUCH ASHAVE
'E'EsEE ErEE.EE&s


"a SPECIES OF COMPLAINT FOR WHICH THE
stass faculty IN this ort the old country can find no gen.
uine remedy and which cannot always be exerminaed
even by painful and disgusting application of TIE
reons knife! We know that for tins disease dozens of
useless remedies having been pufed into notorety aud
soldto egons ofdeceved individuals and that any ad-
vcrsed relief for that reason, liable he dsreearded:
hui we VIII trust TO the good of the sufferers and
in any intention 10 deceive, and TO credit unqua
fed assertionsthai DIR. upham's PILE ELECTUARY
sure aud safe foT life of the PILES be they in.
ternaI external, bleedin. or blind The Eiecnary
will cause but little trouble Inconvenience when tax.
en-. and IN any case, matter how bad, will perfect a
total aud perm nent eArpaton ofpies and lis attend.
ant ailments. In Boston, in the short SPACE of two
years.
NEARLY THREE THOUSAND SURE CURES
We're effected, and IN New York there have been we do
not hesitate to ssyfve times that number achieved in
the space ofime. The inventor of the Electuary
Whehs so INC tohghy conquers whai has ever land does
now bafled the skin and experience of the medical fac
utN, l. practising physician His studous habits at
College induced the terrible complaint. was
heve his own Suherlngs That he expended the and
study which produced blessing TO the community at
large in the shape otthe Eectuary.
There are many ofpies In some persons the
complaint Request from their ancestors the greatest
cause OF lies is the af violent purgaiives in the
shape OF riils! Aoos tornsa principa Ingredient Of
these purang pellets and aoes Invariably iniane and
frtaieihe alinentary canal. weaken the stomach and
bowels, and shake the Whole constitution Strong drinks
also pruduce piles. Inactivity aud Ion. sntngs have
the same tendency No Elaer what the cause the pro-
prlei0rs of the Eiectnary warrant a COMPLETE RES
TORATioN ifthe eiectuary used according to Iirec
lions and the usro It Is persisted in Numerous
of care by ONE BON have our knowledge
hut II must not lie presumed that where an individual
has heen afflicted nearly haifthe term natural life
that a single hoN Will always Produce Il cure. In New
Jersey farmer who had endured the torture twelve
years, waseutirey restored aer using only three boyes
which cost him as many dollars. lie had previously
expanded as many hundreds in search of remedy 4
gentleman of New York was radically cured by II ALE
a BON, and eight personsto whom he recommended
the medicine were also cured not single failure hay
ing occurred.
remedy like this invaluable and isolated should not
be suspicousy viewed because is advertised 1t is The
only method ofmaking the public in remote vlcines a.
ware of its existence,
The Electuary contains nothing that can niure in the
slightest degree. II Is entirely free from mineral sub
stances, and may be taken without change of diet with.
out fear OF taking cold, ar" ~ ladies any condition of
life. In fact, 10 marrief adde's under certain circum.
stances, ensures the drth of sound and healthy Off
spring II Is taken Internally; and patients may rest
convncd that 40 Stornal application can accomplish
the desired end
The Electrs y, although sold explicitly as certain
and untailng re,Iedy for PILES; is nevertheless ca.
a IA mfanmaiions of the liver Spleen kidneys blad.
der, Bowels inactivity of the stomach and bowels in.
tera uceratons and impurities weakness of the spine
rush OF blood 10 the head, &c, all of which troubles are
ehher productveof, or the consequences attendant on
that shocking and obstinate disease.
principal agency for the sale of this medicine is
at WYATT & kechum's 1871 Fulton street, New York
and by Druggists generally throughout tho United States
Price per box.
Notice.Fhe genuine has the written signature thus
({eF-A. uphanI. NJ. D. The hand is also done with a
pen J. CRUMBACKER Agent,
J 10 sh Wheeling. Va