Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-04-29
To HALF \ MILLION OF THE TOR
TURED!
WE MEAN SICH AS1AVE
'IEsES EbeE,Bi.s

'IEREI E'EEIEi%.
a SPEClES OF COMPLAINT FOR WHICH THE
.AIs faculty this Of the old country md gen
une remedy and hch cannot always be eAiernina,ea
even by painful and disgusting application tie sur
knife We know that FIR Tins disease dozens II
sold 10 leeions ofdeceved indviduais ana mai eIv al
Vertised relief for that reason Liable dsfooa ,
~ trust 10 the good sense Of the sufferers
IN any intention 10 deceive and TO credit our uuauaIi
fed assertions that Br. Upham's PILE ELECTUABY
Is sure ana safe cure for life of the PEs. he they
ternal OF external, beediu- or bind The Eectuary
VIII cause hut little trouble or Inconvenience when TAX
en-, and In any case, no matter how had, viii perfect
total aud perm nen crtrpatiou OF piles and attend.
ant ailments In Boston, IN the short space of two
years,
were ELECTED, and IN New York there have heen, do
not hesitate say, that nunher achieved in
the same space Ofme The inventor of the Elcctuary
which so me roughly conquers what has land does
now ba3od the skill and experience of The medical fac
uhy, Is practising physician His studioHs habits
College induced the terrible complaint and It was to re.
heve his own suteriHgs that he expended The time and
study which produced a blessing TO the community at
large ~ the shape ofthe Eleetuary.
There are many causes ofPcs. In some persons the
complaint is Request from their this greatest
cause OF piles is The use ri violent
these pUrring pc ~ ca'ia weaken lie stomach and
-r artr snake The whole constitution Strong drinks
ais" pfuduce piles ihaciivily and Ion. srtings have
The same tendency. No uat(er IS hat the canse Inc nm,
prleiors OF Tie EiectuSry warrant COMPLETE RES.
TpkAIioN, fthe eectuary used according 10 drec.
tons and the usn of II IS persisted inl Numerous cases
q q csre hy ONE BON have come 10 our lnoNkledgo
hui 1t must not re presumed that where an individual
has been afflicted nearly haifthe term OF natural life
tiiat q single box VIII always Produce cnre. In New
jersey Farmer who had endured the torture twelve
years wasenirey restored AFTER only three boxes
winch c"s him many dollars. HE had previously
cAp.nded rs many hundreds in search of remedy i
gentleman 81 New York radic ally cured bv ii ALE
BON. aud eight petsenst whom he recommended
the medicine were also cured, single failure hav
ing occurred.
A remedy like this, invaluable and isolated should not
he sis ptriosY viewed because advertised Il is the
only method ofmaking the public IA remote vIcnes A.
ware Gifts existence,
The Eecuary contains nothing that can niure in the
slightest degree II Is entirely free from mineral sub
stances, aud may be taken ''thou change OF diet win
out fear OF taking cold al " ladies amy condition Of
life In fact To marrieF adde's under certain circuut
stances, II ensures the 4rt Of sound healthy or
spring. II Is taken HtcrnGly and patients may rest
CONVINCED that no ,sornal application can accomplish
the desired end
The Elcc;ro y, although sold explicitly as certain
and unisilng aedy for PILES is nevertheless ca
pta in lnfammaioHs ofthe liver Spleen Kidneys hisl.
der, bowels, inactivity of the aud bowels IN.
terna' alterations aud impurities weakness of the SHINE
rus'l 81 sood 10 the head all which troubles are
ether productVeo or the consequences attendant on
that shocking and obstinate disease.
The principal agency the sale of this medicine il
a Wyatt * ketChum's, l3i Fulton street. New York
aud by Druggists generally throughout United States
rice 81 per hoA.
Notce.-'Fhe genuine has the written signature thus
0-y-A. Upham, NJ D. The hand is also done viii, A
'cn J. CRuMBACKER, Agent,
J 10 SIN Wheeling. Va