The Davenport gazette. [volume] (Davenport, Scott Co., Iowa) 1841-185?, 1848-08-31

Whats the price OF this walking stick,
Mrs. what's. your. namcr
'MorIartv, sir, is INV name, and a good
one j, Isl md what have you got to say
agen it! and one and-six pcnce's the price
OF tho stick. Troth, It's chape rs dirt-so
il is
'One-and-sixpcncc for walking stick
whew! why, YOU are no better than an i'm
poster, TO ask eighteen pence for what cost
you twopcncc'
'Two-pcnco yonr grandmother replied
Miss Blddy; do YOU name TO say, that it's
chatting the people ! nm? lmposter, in
deed.
'Ay impostcr; aud it's what call you to
your teeth rejoined O'Connell.
Come. cut your stick, you cantankerous
jackanspes.'
keep civil tongue in your head, you
old diagonal cried O'Conncll, calmly.
Stop your jaw, YOU pug -noscd badger;
or by this aud that cried Mrs. Moriarty.
I'LL make You 20 quicker nor you came
Don't DO in passion, my old radius
anger will only wrinkle your beauty
BY the hockey, il you saw another word
impudence, I'll tan your dirty hide, you
bastcIy common scrub; and sorry I'd be TO
soil my fists upon your carcass
'Whcw! boys, what passion old Biddy
is in; protest, Is ! am genileman-'
jintleman! jintleman! the likes OF Won
a jintIemsn! wisha. by gar: ,ha, bangs
Bannghcr. Why, you potato-faccd pippn
when did Madagascar monkev like YOU
pick up enough Of common Christian decen-
cy TO hide your Kerry broguc.'
Easy. now-casy, now, cried O'Con-
nell, with imperiurbabIe good humor, don't
choke Yourself with fine language, you old
~hiskey drinking parallcIIogram.'
whats thnt YOU call me, you mlirderin'
villainr roared Mrs. Moriaity stung into
fury.
4 call you,' answered O'Conneli, a pnr-
aIlelcerom; and Dublin Judge and jury
will say that il is no libel to call you so!'
oh, tnre-nn-o uns! oh, holy Biddy, that
nm honest woman like me should he called
n parry-bclI ygrum To her face I'm name
Of yur parry-bclIygrums. you rascally gal.
l"ws-bird; Won cowardly, sneaking, plate
lickcu bliggard'
oh! not YOU, indcedr retorted O'Con.
nell; why. suppose You'll deny that you
keep hypo,hencuse in your house,
Its n lie tor YOU, you robber; never
had such thing in my house, you svind
ling thief
why, sure all the neighboss know very
well TINT YOU keep not only a hypo.hcncUse,
hut that you 60 ont To walk with them eve.
~ Sunday. YOU hcarilcss old heptsgon'
.Oh, hear that We saints Of glory! Oh!
there's bad language from fellow that
WANTS TO pass for jintlcnan. May tho
devil fly away with you. Won michcr from
Munster. and make celery -saucc Of YOU
rotten limbr, you nealy mouthed tub o.
CUTS
.Ah! YOU can't dony the charge, yor
miserable subrnuItiplo II duplicate ratio.
&c rinse your mouth in the Lifley, YOU
nasty tickle pitcher; after all the bad words
YOU speak, it ought TO be fthcr than your
face. YOU dirty chicken Of Bclzcbub'
Rinse your mouth, you wicked.minded
old polygon--to the duce pitch YOU, YOU
clustering intersection IL superficics!
You ssucy tinker's apprentice. If YOU
don't cease Your jaw, I'll - But here
she gaspcd far breath, unable To hawk up
any more words, for the last yollcy 81
O'Connell had nearly knocked tho wind or,
of her.
while have q tongue, Ill abuse YOU
you most inimi;ablc periphery. Look a,
her bows! there she Stands convicted
perpendicular IN pciticoa,s! There's con.
Illumination in her circumference, and she
tremblcs with guilt, down to the extrc:,,i
ties Of her corolIaries. All! you're found
ont YOU rcctilincal antccedcnt and equilan
gular old bag! IT'S with yon the devil
will hy away, you porter-swipping simil
tudc Of the dissection Of vortex
Overwhelmed with this torrent Of Ian.
guage, Mrs. Morisrty was silcnced. Catch
ing up q saucepan. she was aiming il Al
OConncll's head, when be very prudently
made timely retreat.
You have won the wager, OConneII
here's your bets cried the gentleman whs
proposed the contest.
OConncll knew we'll the use Of sound ia
viiupcration; and, having to deal with on
ignorant scold, determined to overcome her
IN volubility, BY using all the scsquipedalia
rrrba which occur in Euclid With these,
and few significant epshets, and scott.
ing. imPudent demeanor, he had, Tor once
imposed silence on Biddv Moriartv.
From Maddcn's sRerclati0ns of IreIand.
A SoLDIER's KEPEx. When Corporal
Cnthness was asked, after the haiti. o
Waterloo, it he was not afraid, he replied
"Afrsid, why Was in all tho battles Of the
p0ninaulA ~ Aavins, X ~~s,lc;.cI Ia a.