The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1848-12-01

he say his name wasp saws Miss Birsley.
Orlando Percival Hodge, says his mother.
The land alive! says Miss Bisley, Il de-
clare don't blame the young one for not
waLtin TO tell his name. what don't you
IKE ~ says Miss Hodge. NO says Miss
Bfsiey, don't admire double names any
way, especially such awful Jaw breakers as
mat. by how yon taxi says Miss
HodSe, Tor my pafi th'nk boys names al
ways Ought 10 be double. told his Ia
"anted 10 give MN name that would sound
wei III Congress one these days, and
'hink ORLANDO J. Hodge viii.
i spoSe you thnk y at Henry Cayd bea
nnch greater man II hiS name waS Henry
i.tlay. And George a>hington, few, no
uouDt ne trade gr'a deal more noise IN
me world u his name had been George +.
Washington. Nhat pty ivan but you
needn be calcuaiin on seem your 10y a
member ConertSs-lS nanell lie the
deatll OF Inn a'"re he comes 10 maturity.
Dld you never consider that twas y. 4. IL!
'oracions! saws Miss Hodge, verstruck
me ai"re. MISS Bn>ley, says l, 'itS time
'or us 10 go. -" Us says she. wen, Ia
d'es, we snail expect toSee yon at the meet
w next Wednesday but MISS Hodge,
""n you nr'.g w. T. IL, LOT shaht nave
'he 10 sun MN.
Well, from there we went ovcrto Profess
Sor Stubblescs'to present the case TO Miss
Stnbbles and Jerushy. She is qnte clev.
er woman, and good member o society
as far as She dares TO he; but she S drctfully
under the professors thumb, and he : a won
deriul Gurus man; he's got some o the odd
est notions in his bead that ever yon hcerd
oi-thnkS that property ought to he equally
divided-calls all rich men oppressors, and
all the laborin class abused and deprived q
: their rightS-holJs that men and wimmiu
ought to he dedicated jest alike. Hes al
ways whahn away about the dignity o Ia
bor-has jest been delivelin course o lee
lers on the subject. and We calls allmon that
don take hold and dew kitchen work do
meShc tyfant'; but he has such blind
twisticai way o 'alkin that body can't tel
what he means hall the timc---huShand say
ne don know himself wlath' S drivin at
when we got there Miss StubGleS wa>in The
SIDE yard SpIlttin wood: she come round
and went IN with us. They Hadn no fire
. crly IN the kitchen, 80 she took ms in thcr"
lnr professor was churnn--l thought
should 80 Oft when ! sec him. Hes great
'3.. .puE cugaiuiy man and there he stood
, with check apron on. rhuruin away like
iuIy--hc did hook like old Time. Then
uvcrgIocr, Gawlcy son, Nathan. " as q set.
! tin the tea table. There something Wow.
, Gcful qpizica! about That boys Looks. Iii,
! cluS is a great deal tew small fer him, aud
= he looks as il be was cwue 10 bust OFT o
'cm like chicken ont o. the shell. IL
; looked wonderful sober a scttin the table
but they say he's IN 10 all sorts o trick
I away from home. We inquired for m
shy, and they said she d gone TO milk. We
we told our bi2ness. and axcd Miss S'ubbe
! it she'd jine the society? She looked atth'
professor tosee how he tool; ii afore she an
swered us-so says, says ], what do yo,
D think q the plan, Professor Stubbles? Th'
, professor gin three or four awful hGmS Il
-, clear his throat aud then says he. did 1be
. lieve that an organization Of this description
b, would be labor promotin association.
would give it my heart-wiinG approval.
5 NO doubt ii will be so,' says Miss Birslcy
u Ladies', says he, 'it is high time that III,
e dignity OF labor was appreciated the world
; wide. eve see he was in for speech. 81
5 we let him go on 'lts high time the purs
t proud and vice-bloated ariStocracy o ,h
: land was compelled TO toll Ike the hard
= handed sons and daughters OF honest power
= IS 80 ' ", "''i'.' "' a.
u rshSethents Oh socie,y was zone away, AM
ms sin-di,'rac'ed, io'y-oe"i'derrd' nag
l fi"ueh Wor'u was governed D! Snch ia"S a
me treat lieart OF the Universe onglnail.
imehoeu' La"ieS' 'ne oaflh'misSlon" i mum
"ane SOUS Is tWo-loiu hfS', 10 os'hafe
WIN seii,lh'erest Sncr,hclhc zeal our du,
5 towards doWh'uoG"eh hn'nahi,y' secoro, I
e perform Whh soM'tafheN, WE assisting
d uauShttr-heIplhg, laoof-iovlhe i,oeh'y. sue
e domeSuc services as sha'i he 10 oe perform
Il ca at nome ana pronounce lhal soui wh
+ refuses 10 acknowledge lhe diGhi'y OF nous
; hoId iaoor' pr'"e-neS"t'e", contemplate
serving heaVeh-ProV"h'nG ch''fL hei
: the chnrh-"aNher come Gown WIN Such
II vengeance. mat the cream spirled up an
= >paticren All rouhu. ana some on went on
j. 10 MISS birSi'y shawl ne ian" awe
), says Sme; mat was u'en'neu' any now
II MISS SlunhleS jumped up 10 clean II oil
81 SCI sun, MISS StnnoIcS, says MISS bIrsIey
o MS the professor business 10 repair h,S mis-
u ch'ei, cnme professor, ger wet ci"'h an
/ wipe OH my Sna"' a'"re Inc grease Soa' !,
l. ~. me professor iooRe" mao aHH ''dn
l. sur wen, SaysShe, 'accoGdin 10 "na'yo
Is jest advanced, you must own yourseH 10
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