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But not pow door was opened to him ;
xherupon he rGtraced his steps, mounted
he gallery stairs and entered the nig-
gers SEAT; where room was promptly made
for him. On seeing this que Of the church
wardens vent up to him and requested \
him to descend, Saying Re would ind : :
proper place for him. No place - SO :
proper for me- replied the stranger, as
where 1 find the most polite aud courte- h
oas c6mpany. This is the best seat in the i,
church, and I will remain where | am.
Albany Bee.
=. 49, TITO rising Of the people in
w elm haGkw~yolent Grand Duke was
} walkine AL aI the-A forward asking
sM ha IA them 70 con. s 81 have
Noted that the s al lien When i
:. was nlsa Workd'ayselGr he
/ hare ,'si aIs,gaor1in,,- g,
81. .snle o hat i e.iI la I'M .nat whea
s'rlI ydse low language A words
-sas Of Z R ~ poe. celebrating j. 4. !,
s.gle ofhis assSass. declared IS ~, Tue black
ing Tor 49, snn1ders tnty :. .s.e aaint
A young lady in Boston recently faint
Cd on entering q room where stood a bu-
!. reau without drawers.
v man with one eye laid wager with
t,,o y u. nave fcsss sAsafyssdl saw more than
ma i, : ~: Z your face, and sous ~ -
A friend Of ours, who keeps a boardino
house, says the pit of certain boarder's
ss0Macn At ms house approximatcs nearer
20 the abottomless pit, 2 than any thing be
mas eyer seen. He never becomes salts.
ned, and IS always hunggy-is the reason
re assigns for this opinion.
An abseut-mindcd gentleman, on retir
ing at night, put his dog to bed. and k;ck.
ed himself down stairs lie did not d;s.
cover his mistake until he went to vein
and the dog tried to snore.
Among the wonders seen by a younp
man lately returned from his travels was
the statue ola woman, the tongue of which
got loose and ratified so loudly durine a
night storm, as TO disturb the repose Of Tho |
adjacent villagers.
a farmer, the other siay. in 4 fit &c Al.
seemed Of mind, hitched himself "a liz ~,
and put his horse inside III did No, IL,
cover his mistake until he received q smart
cut Of thefwhip from the newly installed /
driver -A' Ss '@.1eu
Is q nahse of the Emerald Isle. the other
dsy, on hearing Of the Reyolut;cn h
France, tho fight Of the king and his n.
lnily, the triumph Of the democracy. and .
he establishments BY the people Of 1 PRO.
Fisicnary government, exclaimed-a r. Ii
81 Patrick, and il that not the thing thai
'weet ireland wants1 A Prorissonary h
government for eyerl BY the powers, the /
MY government she now has is stayra.
ionary one e
aIts moving tale, = as the old bun dog
aid, when he looked behind, and saw L
sagging
tive turned dp Jaek,n as the ksars
Us, when hs came aeress tipsy sailor, : {
During The English rebellion, a rentle.
ian who lay on his death.bed was asked, :
oW be would be buried, and answered, |
With my face downward for within 4 v
lille this England win be turned upside led
own, and then shall lie right l.
An Irishman lost child in Ireland. +
d afterwards e,nigrated to this country, 1
here he lost anoiher' Wishing to obtain
grNyestono that should tell the whole :
DRY, be had these lines engraven upon
Here lirs no children dear. y
lne IN old Ireland fothcr here. ~
Az Oh humorist being told that ! Ger
- doe,or vas dead, exclaimed Good :.
'4c.oQs ! I'm glad to hear Of doctor,s I Il
'>'1 4. SAVES 80 many livesn cSi
& leur Uifs s cross. stay and proz6te =
<--11l see that the poker Is on yoor q
>. n 80 freplaes IQ
-. c,-trer's jury having 81 upun ne
|' Io1nE Iai| Who had hung her. 2
e .1F9 rtre1<{, brought ID .