Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-03-27

sPrrIrS OF COMPLAINT FOR WHICH TUE
a. faculty IN this or the old country can hhd no seh
me remedy. and which cannot alway'lt eAie,m'hae'
, ven by a painful and disgusting application %, 'sts"
ron's knife We know that i'r Tbs dis'asf ""LeHs',
useless remedies having iecn pulled into uoiotir's az
s,idto Icrtors ofdceeivcdl individuals, and thai any ga
veriSrd refef. for that reason, 10 liable o We disfr2sio'"
but We WI irustta the good sense Of ihe rlu'Jrls ~
IN any intention TO deceive, and 10 credit our uuluai
fed assrritousthat pr. Z phaIu's FILE AK
: a sure AMI safe cure for life OF the fItHs. w. thcN "
terusl or ctteual. hle~liu- or blind The HleciuafN
uyi1 csuse hut little trouble or Inconvenience when tax
en. and in any case. no matter how bad, VIII perirrt .
,ot, and pcrn, nrnt cxtirration Of piles. and IT'S attend
ant ailments. In Boston, IN the short space 81 Two
NEARLY THREE THOUSAND STRUCTURES
I we're effected. and IN New York there have been. we do
7 ,ot hesitate to say. five times that number achieved IN
1esame space oftime. The inventor Of the Eleetuary
p winch so tht roughly eunqners what has ever (sndaoes
owl baffed the skill aud experience of the medical FAC
lily. IL a practising physician. HIS studioas habits al
oHesc induced tie terrible complaint, and it was to re.
ievr his own suferings that he expended the time ana
tndy which produced a blessing to the community at
arre an the shape ofthc Eieeinary.
There are many causes of piles. In some persons the
,.ompIaint is a heuuesi from their ancestors; tbs greatest
,ause Of piles Is the use If violent purgatiyes in the
.iiape Of pills Alocs fornss principal ingredient Of
iese purgiug pellets. and alocs invariably inhame and
rr.tate he alimentary canal. weaken the stomach and
howels, and shake the whole constitution! Strong drinks
also pruduce piles Inactivity aud long siiiings have
kfhe same tendency. No matter what the cause. the pro.
Tprieiors of the Eleciuary warrant COMPLETE RES
T~ORATION, ifthe cleeiuary is used according to diree
tions, and the useoft Is persisted in! Numerous cases
| Of a cure by ONE on have come TO oar k~nowledge
hut il must not fo presumed that where an individual
has been aft cted nearly half the term of a natural life,
that single toN vii always Produce q cure. In New
Jersey a farmer W no had enduredtl the torture twelve
wears, wasentirely restored after using only three boxes
which cost him As many dollars. lie had previously
expended a. man, hundreds IN search Of a remedy. 4
gentleman of New YORK was radically cured by HALF
A BON,a and eight peISousto whom he
the medicine were also cured, not q single failure hav
ing occurred.
A remedy like this. Invaluable and isolated. should not
he suspiciously viewed because II - advertised. II is the
only method ofnlaking the public in remote vIeinilies a
ware gifts existence.
The Elceiuary contains nothing that eau injure in the
slightest degree. IL Is entirely free frem mineral sub
stances, and may he taken y 'ilioui change Of diet, with.
out fear ofiaking cold, ar " ladies' in any condiiion OF
life. In fact, to Marie aides under certain cireum.
stances, IL ensures the 1rih of sound and healthy of'
spring. II is taker Internally; and patients NAV rest
CONVINCED that no sx,ornai application can accomplish
the desired end
The Electro v. although sold explicitly as a certain
and uufailing rc>ely for PtLESitf is, nevertheless, ca
pitsl IN Of the liver, spleen. kidneys. blai
der, bowels, inactivity of the stomach and bowels in
ternal alterations and impurities. weakness Of the spine
rusho of Hood to the head, &c. all of which troubles are
either productiveof, or the consequences attendant on
that shocking aud obstinate disease.
The principal agency for tho sale of this medici me il
at Wyatt 4 ketchum'.. l2l Fulton street. New York
and by Druggists generally throughout the United Stale
Price 81 per box.
Noiice.-The genuine has the written signature thus
(4y-A. UphanI. M. ~ The hand is also done with
pen j. CRUMBACKE R, Agent,
J ID sm Wheeling. Va