Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-04-15
TO HALF A MILLION 0FTHE TOR
TUREDi
WE MEAN such ASHkVE
EREE EfkEE[&s

e. FECIT or COMPLAINT FOR WHICH THE
'ada faculty IN tils rthc cid country can find no gen
uine remedy. auf which cannot always be -estermiHaieA
even by a painful aud Disgusting application Of TIE sur
geon's knife We know that f.r tbs disease dozens If
useless remedies haVi ing teeH puded INTO uolotieiY and
soldto leeious ufdeteiyed individuals aud that any adj
YeT,Ised reuef, for THAI reason, Is liable TO lie disrecardel.
bat We viii trust 10 the good sense Of the sufferers and
IN any intention 70 decel We audto credit our ungualt
fed assenIoustial Or. Uphsm's PILE ELECTUABY
Is assure ard safe cure for life af Tie f1LFs, he they in
tefuai or external blecdtne OF blind. The Eeciuary
wil cause but little trouble or inconvenience when TAI
en-, anu IN any case, no matter how bad, will perfect a
total aud perm neuI eXtirpatian of piles. and IT, attend.
aut ailments. In Boston, in the short space of two
years,
NEARLY THREE THOUSAND STRUCTURES
Were effected. aud in New York there have been. We do
pt hesitate 10 say, five times that number achieved in
the sane space oftime. The inventor OF the Elcctuary
which 50 thoroughly couqucrs what has ever land does
now baiiled the skill aud eAp erience ofthe medical fac
tultv, Is a practising physician His studluus habits At
COLLEGE induced the terrible complaint, and it was to re-
heve bus own snHerings that he expended the time and
study winch produced a blessing to The community at
large Ia the shape oithe Electuary.
There are many causes ofpilcs. In some persons the
complaint is a lequest from their ancestors; tho greatest
cause of piles Is the use ri violent purratiVes IN the
shape of piIlsi Noes forms a prnciual Ingredient OF
these purgiug pellets, and alocs invariably inflamc and
irti,aieihe alIIuentary canal, weaken The stomach aud
bowels, and shake the whole constitution Strong drinks
also Vruduce piles. Inactivity aud ION. sutinrs have
tie same tendency. No matter what the cause. The PRO:
pretors Of the Electuary warrant a COMPLETE RES
~1oEAflON, ifihe eleciuaIy is used according To direc-
Mons, and the use or II Is persisted m! Numerous cases
of a care by ONE Bon have come to our knowledge
hpl II must not he presumed that where an individual
has been afflicted nearly halfthc term of a natural life
that a single box 1ili always Produce a cure. In New
jersey a farmer who had endured the torture twelve
years, waseuiirett restored after using only three hoNes
which cost him as many dollars. lie had previously
expended a. many hundreds in search of remedy. 4
gentleman of New York vas radically cured by HALF
\ BOX, aud eight personsto whom he Recommended
the medicine were also cured, not u single failure hay.
Ing occurred.
A remedy like this, Invaluable and isolated. should not
he susptciously viewed because II IS advertised. II IL The
only method of making the public IN remote vIciHilics a.
ware of IL existence,
Inc tdertuary contains nothing that can iniure i'm the
slightest degree. II Is entirely free from mineral sub.
stances, and may be taken without change of diet. with.
ont fear Of taking cold, ar ~ ladies in any condition of
itte. In fact, 10 marrief .adUcs under certain circuun.
stances, ii ensures the 4rth of sound and healthy or
spring. Ii Is taken Internally; and patients may res,
convinced that no sNtornal application can accomplish
the desired end
The Electra y, although sold explicitly as q certain
and uufSllng resiedy for LES :! is, nevertheless. ca
pltal IA ndammaiions ofthe liver, spleen. kidneys. blad.
der, bowels, inactivity Of the stomach and bowels. in.
tcrnal alterations and impurities, weakness Of 1.-THE spine.
fuslo slood 10 The head, &c. all of which troubles are
either produciiNeof, or the consequences attendant on.
that shocking and obstinate disease.
The principal agency for tho sale OF this medic me is
at Wyatt & kelchum's, l2I Fulton street, New York.
and ny Druggists generally throughout tho United states
Price 81 per toX.
hotlce.-Fheg genuine has the written signature thus.
tQA. uphan. Nj. ~ The hand is also done with a
pe" J. CRUMBACkER, Agent,
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