Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-06-24
TO HALF A MILLION OF THE TOR
.
WE MEAN such AS HAvI
TsJE PILES!

HE HEEES.
n SPECIES or COMPLAINT o WHICH TIE
IA faculty IN this or the old country car lind no gen
uine remedy and which eannot ALWAYS he eSterminatcd
even by a painful and disgusting Application OF TIE sur
reon's knifc' We know that Ter this disease dozens OF
useless remedies having teen pufed into notoriety aud
sold To legi0us ofdcccIved individuals, aud that any at
veriised relief, for that reason. Is liable to be disregarded;
hut we " ~ trust to the good sense of the sufferers and
IN any intcuti on to deceive, and to credit our unquali
fed asseuiousthai Dr. Upham's PILE ELECTUARf
il a sure aud safe cure for life Of the rILEs. he they in
I rnsi or external. hleedins or blind. The Eleciuary
viii cause hut little trouble or Inconvenience when TAX
e y. and in any case, no matter how bad, will perfect a
total aud perm Hcut eytirpaiion Of piles, and us ati"ud-
ait al menis. In Boston, in the short space Of two
years,
were effected. and in New FORK there have been, we do
not hesitate to say, FIVE times that number achieved in
the same space oftine. The inventor of the Llecluary
which so the roughly conquers what has ever land does
now bafled the skill aud experience of the medical FAC
| uIv. is a practising physician His studious habits Al
| College induced the terrible complaint, and il was to re.
ievc his own suierues that he expended the time aud
study which produced ah!essing to the community al
large in the shape ofthe Electuary.
There are many causes of piles. In some persons the
complaint j. a hequcst from their ancestors; the greatest
cause of niles is the use If violent purgaiives IN the
shape Of pills! Aloes forns a principal Ingredient OF
these purging pellets. and aoes invariably infanie aud
irriiate the alimentary canal, weaken the stomach and
howels. and shake the whole constitution SirongdriDks
also pruduce piles. Inactivity aud long sIitIngs have
the same tendency. No matter what the cause. the pro
prietors Of the Eiectuary warrant a COMPLETE RES
~TORATION, ifthe eleetuary rs used according to direc
u INN1s AHl l"t u.s. u - - ~ FANAfh ~ hNff' pE'E
| of a care by y Bon have come to sur knowledge
Lut 1t must not he presumed that where an individua
has been afflicted nearly halfthe term of a natural life
that a single hox will always Produce a cure. In New
Jersey a farmer who had enduredthe torture twelve
wears, wasentirely restored after nslng only three hsXc
which cost him as many dollars. He had previously
expanded as many hundreds in search of a remedy. a
gentleman of New York was radically cured by HALL
A BON, aud eight personsto whom he recommended
the medicine were also cured, not a single failure hav
ing occurred.
A remedy like this, Invaluable and isolated. should moi
he suspicionsly viewed because il is advertised. II is the
only method ofmaking the public IN remote vIcinilies a
ware of its existence,
The Electuary contains nothing that can injure in th'
slightest degree. IL is entirely free. from mineral SUI
stances, and may he taken without change Of diet, with
out fear of TAX ing cold, az .y ladies in any condition o
life. In fact, TO marrie' aides under certain circum
stances, it ensures the .drth of sound and healthy eff
spring. II is taken Internally; and patients may res
CONVINCED that no sxsornal application can accomplish
the desired end
The Elec.ra, Y, although sold explicitly as a certain
and unfailing resIedy for PII.ESlli is, nevertheless, ca
pit al in infammations ofthe liver, spleen. kidneys, bad
der, bowels, inactivity of the stomach and bowels, in
{ :rnal alterations and impurities, weakness ofthe spine
rush of slood to the head, &c. all of which troubles ar
either productive of. or the consequences attendant on
that shocking and obstinate disease.
The principal agency for the sale of this medicine
at yatt Il Ketchum's, l2I Fulton street, New York
and by Druggists generally throughout the United State
Price 81 per box.
Notice.-The genuine has the written signature thu
(QrA. Upham. NJ. D. The hand is also done with
pen J. Elk, Agent,
j Is SIN Wheeling. Va