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SALMAG UNDI.
tl1uy persops Gil % economite for
N1nto kioHine how They goto the ex-
pense u setting pane u GAS when IN
old kai stated In thoaporturc will ANSWER
crsry purpose Nay, Il ms The kdyaniage
thst pI,sl yDu want little fresh air, You
can pun odt tie hat until Che apartment
i aired An old Int may Be made 70 90
fsr u poor faulty
Chsrls. ouill, repeat your lesson.---
What i The golden RuIel
70 turn about and turn about and jump
Jim Grow. IS
Who was Cesar7
The Niger that lives over 70 uncle Pc.
Yoa may g and sslI he geese . din
nsr, now.
aUnele Peter, did Commodore p
ever take anything, in war time ~
Yes, child, he took : great deal Of
snuE. !"
The auctionscr 1t the horse market i
supposed 70 be very powerful man, AZ
he Knocked down several horses the 9
ther day.
aYou want aAogging, that's what you
want = said paternal parent to his UNI
ruly son.
4 know Il, dad, but I'll try TO get q
long without it,n replied the independent
brat
Why isa musician like pert miss Of
sixteenl
Because he has many airs
An Irishman being told that friend Of
his had put his money in the stocks;
well,n sid he, never had q farthing
In the stocks, but I haze had my legs
there often enough"
TIM LAST MAEA lady few eve
nings ago, after having for some time at
tontively read Mrs. Skelley's novel, emit.
tied q The Last Man. threw down the
book and emphaticslly exclaimed, The
Last Mani Bless mel If such thing |
ever were TO happen, what would become
Of the womenln
ScRrrLEs-a Josiah, how many scru.
pies are there IN drachm2n
Don't know, xurn
aWell, then, recollect there are two
20, thor Is, hay1 Wal, daddy takes
his dram every mornin' without no scru-l
pies r
Why Is the sun like loaf of bread -
Because it's light when itrises.
Why Is q young widow like . poets -
Because she wants 70 berePaired.
At The ladies' celebration at Barre, -
bout nine hundred ladies were present.
One Of them lot of the following toast -
Old Bseiclovs- may they lie on bed Of
ncttles, sit alone By wooden stool, eat q |
lone on wooden tsencher, and Be their
own kitchen maidln
AIN straight forward man. as the to. |
per said when BE pitched into the gutter,
hsnd nothing else. y
aVm boarding out,n q the ioafsr
said when 10 carlsd himself up for the
night on pile oflumber.
Lows 4 an idea---BEEr . reality The
idsa you can get along without; the beef
you must have
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There i ! lady down town, whose
breath & 20 sWost that she uses Il 70 sweet
On her husband teA andeofee. We know
another lady whose disp osition IS so sour
that she never i required 70 keep any
vinegar IN the house
LADy BULwER said Of her husband, that
be uas II love with himself, and had no |
rival
what q : nsfl a great big thiag,
which holds : iad,fs hand without sqnseS-
isgit
Why i lady walking b front q |
Rontleman Ike tho latest news r. Be- |
sans6 sks's Il advances ofths wax r
Why an | ike Texas I said Miss Starr |
% bsshful vooer. who didn't spsak sp, |
e Ne saying Il
Beo,nse Tn Lone Star.
Then, sid he fellow, brightcnin Cup
LAT ma nrono<o nnnoraiion