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Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08
Great Sale of Lands, Town Lots,
Water Power, &C.,
On the Illinois and Michigan Canal.

NJ Office is hereby given that. under the
/ Y authority granted in the 18th section of
the law, OF the State of Illinois of February
81, l643, the Board of Trustees of the Illinois
and Michigan Canal will offer for sale, at put
lie auction, the lsr day ofSeptember next, a II
the Canal Lands. Town Lots, Water Power,
and Buildings which are included in the dead OF
trust executed by the Governor of the State of
Illinois on the 18th June, 1915, in pursuance OF
laws of the said State of February 81, lS43, and
March l, 1916, enacted for s'the completion OF
the Illinois aud Michigan Canal, and for the
payment of the Canal debit"
That is to say, about $50, 900 acres of land all
lying upon or within distance of five miles 90
either eide of said Canal, and extending the
cago, on Lake Michigan, to the town of La
Sale, on the Illinois river; also, town lois in
| the city of Chicago, Lockport, Joliet, Du Page,
Kankakee, Morris, Ottawa. and La Sale, in
| Guiding water power at several points on the
Canal-Lockport, Joliet, Kakakee, &c.
The sale will commence at Chicago on the LIST
day of Septrmbsr next, and will be continued al
that place, and successfully at other towns on the
Canal, from day to day, until all the said lands, &c.
sh II have been offered for sale, as directed by law
The terms of sale are; One-fodrth cash, the
| residue of the purchase money in three annual
instalments, bearing interest at 6 per cent. per
| annum, payable annually in advance.
Ahese lahuS constitute upwards OF Iour- nIths
OF ,he grant made in 1927 by the United States
to the State of Illinois, to aid said State in the
construction at canal to unite the waters OF
| Lake Michigan with these Of the Illinois river,
and the same which were conveyed bv the
State to the Board of Trustees of the Illinois and
Michigan Canal, for the purpose stated in the
| deed of trust, executed in due form by the Gov
ernor of the State, and recorded in the Clerks
Office of the counties of Will and of Cook.
| A list of the lands, lots, &c. to be sold will
| be published for distribution before the day OF
| sale. Meantime any information which may
| be required by persons wishing to purchase can
be had 81 applying at The Canal Office in Chi
cage.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08
THE COMPROMISE BILL DEFEATED.

'~' -- WASHINGTON, July %.
=. The House yesterday took up the bill
and motion was instantly made that it
lie on the table. f. The previous question
was ordered and taken by yeas and nays,
which resulted yeas ll2, NAYS 81.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08
IA0UES g MATWER.

WOULD say TO citizens Of Will and adjoining
counties that they continue to manufacture all
kinds of
Tin, Copper and Sheet Iron Ware,
Wholesale and Retail at the old stand of w H.
JAaUEs, East Joliet, where they are at all times
ready 20 wait Oh such as may favor them with a
call. Merchants and Pedars will find it II their
advantage to buy of them as they are determin-
cd to sell as cheap as can be bought in the wes-
tern country. ~'A t
They will also, keep constantly on hand a
large assortment Of
50 T GB VA IL 60
Which they pledge themselves to sell as cheap
as can be bought in Chicago. " DE =o
Fave TrOughs and Conductors
made and puF upiI desired in superior style
Particular attention paid to all kinds of job
work. 3
In Exchange for the above they will take old
Iron, Copper, Brass and Pewter. Beeswax, Feath-
ers and Paper Rags, lfor which the highest mar
ket price will be paid,) and in no case viii they
| refuse cash when offered zlss
w. II, JACQUES, -
July %, 1913 SAMUEL f. .MATHER
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08
MATTESON & PRESTON.
Commission and
FORWARDING MERCHANTS.

st. Louis, Missouri. ~ s
JOEL A. MATTEsoN. Le.E.t JOHN B. PRESTON.
q.a5,.g DIFFERENCES, rs.
Messrs Pomeroy & Durkes, do
Smith s. Townsend, New Orleans;
P A Walker, ESQ, Baton Rouge; -,
Benjamin WacIe, ESQ.,, Matches; . tEE
Messrs Williams e. Lawrence, Quincy; l-e
N Morris, Esq, do
Sanger, Esq., GalenG;
Messfs Wadsworth, Dyer & Chaplin, Chicago;
IS Ogden e. Jones, do
William Gooding, ESQ.,. LoekpOn;
Gen. aeob Fry, sr, do -ss-
Messrs. Matteson & Bradner, Joliet;
f. s.. Walker & Kicking, OttGtca;
/" Cushman Gridley, do +.
Isaac Hardy, Esq, LGsalle;
James Dunlap, Esq, Jacksonville;
Messrs. Co tenius & Griswold. Peoria; s.r. 3.
s. Phelps & Bourland, do
Hon Thomas Ford, do
Messrs. Bradner & Co. :, JNe,c York;
David Leavitt, Esq, do
Messrs Suydam, Sage & &c. do m
IS Corning, Borner e. Co., .4Ibany:
Al Williams, Esq, Utica;
Messrs. Kimberly, Pease G Co., Buffalo; r
r 6 Joy & Webster, do
&C Reed, Parks & Coz, Beaver; s....
&c Bobh g Bishop, Cleveland;
g. Burrows Co., Cincinnati; a s
+" Williams q Dilworth, Ptts6urg5
/" Knapp & Tottsn, do
I" L. & +. Faber, do
D Harmon, Eco, Peru:
Messrs. Hoffman 8 Goats, do
T D Brewster, Esq. do
A Fl Ridgsly, Esq, Springfield;
c Webster, Esq, do
Wm Fem, Esq, Lacon;
Messrs Dudley q Wardlow, Hennepin;
Chas C Wilcox, Esq, Pektn: .
Cash Advances made on Consign.
ments.
Referring toour Gard above we take this occa.
sion to solicit Consignments of Merchandise, Ell
Their for sale here or forwarding to other points.
Weshall confine ourselves to Commission and
| Forwarding Business and feel confident in ASST
ring you that our experience i'll business, and ac-
quaintance generally IN the country, will enable
! US to give any business with which we NAV be
.avored, the most satisfactory attention.
| Any person wishing TO have groceries of any
kind, or any other article purchased in ST. Louis
or New Orleans aud shipped to them, can have i,
done by sending their orders to U.S. for two and a
hal per cent. on the money invested. Person,
doing retail business any where west of Detroit
or in any other direction, can depend upon havins
their orders filed at low rates, if they senc Il
Ius, and perhaps lower than they could by comm,
y themselves. Every attention shall be given II
a having goods put up in good order and shipped a
low rates .Ihowever small the amount NAV be tina
, is semitic uslto be invested. 1t shall be don
promptly and toorder.
- effah VIE MATfESON & PRESTON.
Z
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08

Our OwN ExPkR1RNcE.-We are not in the
habit of noticing shoe backing nor shaving soap
as We have more important business TO attend
90. But vecAnnot refrain from recommending
an article as useful as Sloan's Tannin Paste,
which we know to be in every respect what il
has been recommended. IL not only prevents
water from soaking through leather, bat with a
right use whl prolong the wear Of a pair of
boots three months. We have given the article
a hiruial, and speak from our own experience
EL0he County Chioniclc. Le5 b@t
or See Sloan's Advertisement }on
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08
y. H. RROWN
] 1Chicdco Streef 80 49, .III q.

- AZ n No fA1aO kStf
Chicago Street, Eost Joliet, III.
I NV 0ULD Inform his old customers and the
w puofic generally, that he is now receiving
the largest assortment of Drugs Medicines, Paints,
oflss Varnish, Brushes, Patent medicines, horse
Iand cattle medicine. PeFfdtnery, Dye-s:uffs, &c.
eyer before brought 10 this msrktt, which he will
sell on the most reasonable terms n nong which
may be found the following geo cdr g
.ss Paints, Dye Stslffs, &c,
Black lead, chrome green, chrome yellow, Paris
green, fake white, drop lake, carrne, refined and
common lamp black, lithafge, gold, silver and
copper leaf, bronze, smalls, pumice stone, sand
paper, fresh putty, prnssian blue, red lead, rose
pink, martis, vandike brown, spanish brown,
venetian red, English; terra de sienna1 lumber,
verdegTis, mira marine rosin, yellow ocher, an
natto orfotter. ext. logwood, madden, indigo, red
sanders, wedgwood morters, spatulas, Evans Ian
Gets, catheters Goulings frusses gum elastic rings
a- Patent 0EHeCg6Ci9seS, la1
Hoopers, Moffats, Brandfeths, Phinneys, Smiths
sugar coated, Persian, Elnores, Lees, Hibbards,
Braggs, Poor MANS, and Oriental Pills, balsam of
wild cherry, phoenix bitters, Beekman's syrup,
India, cholagogue Indian tonic, Fosgate's an6-
dyne cordial, Thotnpsons eye water, Farrels ara
bian iinament, nerve and bone linanent, Town
sends celebrated sarsaparilla syrup. Sherman's
Grafenburg's and Fahnestock's medicines ergo
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08
Notice to Presumption claimants,

Notice to Presumption claimants.
Every person entitled TO the right of pre-emp-
tion to any of the lands within the townships
and fractional townships above enumerated, is
reouired TO establish the 60 the satisfaction
of the Register and Receiver Of the proper land
Office, and make payment therefor as soon as
practicable after seeing this notice, and be fore
the day appointed for the comnencen ont Of the
public sale of the lands embracing the tract
claimed, otherwise such claim viii be forfeited
| 81 RICHARD NJ. YOUNG, > /.
| Con1uassioner of the General Land once.
] June 2, IS46.-52 :I0w.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08

What does P. Jacobs Of Centerville, state of
Michigan say regarding the Medicine wa alluded
to last week. In letter dated Nov. l2, 1916,
he holds the following language, "We shall
certainly be out befor any more gets here, even
fyou forward Immediately. Send plenty of
pamphlets. must say there is no medicine we
have ever de alt in which has obtained SO great
and decided reputation as yours, That most
singular and unaccoGntable part Of the matteyis,
the uniform and unexceptionable testimony of
its curative properties in every case. We have
good medicines for many single comrlaints-
but yours seems to obviate the use OF all other
panaceas-it goes over the whole ground. You
will be surprised 10 learn that in every case of
Fever and Ague Ihave tried it for, it has never
failed to cure And not only in one kind, but
all kinds Of bilious diseases lis effect Is alike -
Thus writes Mr. Jacobs conserving the great
American Remedy. G.. C.. Vaushns Vegetable
LiIhonsriptic Mixture. See our columns for his
AdFertisement-cail upon Agents for a pamphlet.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08
ISMg-a.' Eg9seJ .IlFeEgssea.

a . POUNDsgood sugar ST; and Mclass,
IL q as good as the best at ..r..
LowE's CHEAP STORE.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08
WILLIAM II. SWIFT.

------------ CHARLES OAKLEY,
( Trustees Illinois and Michigan Canal.
Office Of The Board Of Trustees ofMe
Illinois and Michigan Canal, June /, 1913.
June Is .-.. /: low --.. s..-r.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08
PEREUMERY- ed.

Cologne wafer, Lears oil, rose oil, rose water
lavender water, ext. sanella, balm of columbia
bay rum, antique oil, tonqua beans, smelling salts
toilet powder, otto roses, shaving cream, teerl
brushes india and indelible fink, tamarinds, pre-
pared cocoa, and a variety of shaving and toile
eOaD,
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08
TO BRICK-LAYERS.

ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE..
LII persons having claims or unsettled ac-
counts against or with the estate OF John Frame,
deceased, late Of lroquois county, III, are here
by requested and notified to present the same
before the Probate Court of said county, for adj
justment. where due attention will be gwen by the
undersigned Admir-. TO the same, on the first
Monday Of September next, A. ID. lS48.
/ GEORGE W. ROUNSAVELI, Admir-.
July, 10, lS48. .s -... 8 CIV
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08

There is nothing in the form of a medical COM
pound which has had so EXT ENsIvE and RAPID
a sale, which has given such UNIVERSAL Salts
FACTION which has accomplished SO many EXTRA
ORDINARY CURES of almost every variety and
stage of disease, an which maintains its reputa-
ton SO perfectly 1ca,arnished in every trial, as
Me ALIsTER's ALL-HEALIN0 OINTMENT. Its sue
cess in curing the worst diseases, in their most
dangerous and hopeless stages, has surpassed the
most sGng,tine expectations Of its Proprietor and
its friends.
Sold wholesale and retail by w. B. SLOAN
General Agent, American Temperance Building,
! Iicago; and for sale by G II Woodruff, Hest
Joliet, III Brown, East do, and Merrill &
jenkins, Lockpoft. @
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08

/ 81 FRESH GROCERIES. -
SugHr, Molasses, Cider Vinegar, MackeraI,
- white Fish. and Tar just received and for
sale cheap at4q sg.t sgssqssaaJ S W1AITE'S.
IGHT up just received another 6bI Of that
IL celebrated Oil az IS, per COLON " WooD
,essaHides and Skins :
WTANTED at the Joliet TaneRY, for
w which'the highest price, in cash, viii be
paidS HOO II .G4 JAMES STOUT.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08

Joliet, July 9th, 1916.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08

E EMON SYRUP, superior article by the
kl dozen, or in smaller quantities, at
IN RRowN's.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08

N YE STUFFS, a large assortment of the very
~ best qualities, for sale cheap at 81. srsH,
s.2sad zss hae ztaaafs JH BROWNS.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08

EAwLEY's DETRoIT ALE, Pressed Mould
l. l. Candles and Best OHIO Whiskey, ne
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1848-08-08
JOLIET. FEMALE SEMTNARv-

August 9, l849.
The Kalida venture. [volume] (Kalida, Ohio) 1841-1865, 1848-02-15

old Umpire which looked as as,though il had
served in Mexico, and pointed iriumphanty
to our list of"marriages intended" ''What
do yer say to that!p elaJ''a
We undertook TO explain, but he was deaf
10 all we could offer, land finally left the Of
ice in rage, swearing that he knew all a.
bout it. 20 yes! know'd I" said he. Old
Cap'n Jim has been down and hired yer not
to do it. But never mind. I'll have the
gal if have 10 tbr sh Cap'n Jim and all his
relations! An as for yoo, Mister PIinler,"
yelled Enos coming back from the stairs
"you've no right to be bought up in,this way,
rot your consarn,-and f there's statoo le
law IN Maine, you'll get sum- VOW"
The Kalida venture. [volume] (Kalida, Ohio) 1841-1865, 1848-02-15
Correspondence of the Tisgs Ps.) Eagle.
ANECDOTE OF GENERAL QUITMAN
WAsHINeroN, January s 1913.

SOL ".
General Quitman took seat alongside Of
an old friend in the halln He is quite aliodh
in the city, although not 50 ferocious as he
was in mexico. This gentleman, last night
related an anecdote. As il has never been
in print IT may possess interest to your readers.
81 was within a mile Of Mexico" he said
and we had hard fighting. took out my
glds TO reconnoi,re. The cannon Of the en-
emy, were belching out FIRE and smoke, and
must admit felt for nome nj little lick
lish. Shields was at my side and il was there
he was wounded in the arm while was talk
ing to him The volunteers were all around
me. Suddenly one of them fell near nv,
feet. The poor fellow had been shot do wIi
a ball struck him on the leg, and there bs
lay bleeding. ordered him 10 be taken 10
the surgeon. He was carried about six fee,
from me. Turing TO where he lay, saw
him reaching ont for bs.musket he took hold
Of it by the bayonet, and with some difficulty
he drew il 10 him. turned aside to give an
order; and when again observed the man, he
had his musket drawn to his shoulder-he
was in a sitting posture--and bang went his
gun. He fired at the enemy. Haven't you
got enough Of fighting yeti' l asked. He
smiled, and remarked, General, l cant help
it, No, he conldenh help j, These are the,
boys that win our battles, sir. When Ire-
turned to New Orleans, saw Ibis soldier he
walked a little lame, and had nearly recov-
cred from the effect of his wound. This
one circumstance, ;among others, has con-
vinced ME that our peple can never be con-
qered. ,.. j.ts-g7' M sa.a,7,3 s'rV =
The Kalida venture. [volume] (Kalida, Ohio) 1841-1865, 1848-02-15
WHOLE NO. .s!els,,

"Oh," said the lawyer.eI did not intend
TO argue the point, nor do I expect 10 con-
vince your honcr--I only wanted 10 show
the Court what h-ll Of ! fool Blackstone
wasp
Such shout Of laugheras went up from
every part ofthe Court House was beyond
the means Of the Sheriff to control for some
minutes, when Paddy was fined dollar for
his slander of Blackstone, aud the Court
then adjourned to liquor.--N Y. Spirit of
the Times.
The Kalida venture. [volume] (Kalida, Ohio) 1841-1865, 1848-02-15
SCENE In, A PRINTING OFFICE.

The Portland Bulletin Office was lately the
scene OF rich adventure, which the editor
thus relates.--- % IsEsl, .Hr
"Hilloa! Who tends herei" shouted a
tall specimen from up country, as he knock
ed loudly at our sanctum door with his hick-
ory club. We opened the door hastily
named oulself as skipper of the concern and
politely requested to know how we could
serve him. a
"Why, look here" said Jonathan, stri-
ding into the room and helping himself to
seat, "look here boss. Nancy and I've
concluded TO be spliced. DO yer know
Nancy"
We intima,ed that we had not the pleas
ure of the lady's acquaintance.
"Wal that's strange tew," remarked our
vis,er in tone Of incredulity. "Why she's
capting Jim's oldest dar,er--oyer on the
neck; seems though YOU must have hurn on
her." aji -
"Howseyer," he continued, after squirting
about pin, of tobacco juice among the pa
pers on our rtable--"Howsever it don't make
no difference. Nancy and Pm going to be
sung an wants you to advertise it into your
paper. I've got the dockernen.s somers."
After long fumbllng in the crown OF his
hat, he drew forh and presented us very
greasy piece Of paper, on which was witt
.8 INTENsHUN OF MARIDGE. Ell
"This may surify that Enos Psppcrell nn
Nancy Perkins calculate TO be married about
thanksgivin." i.4l 'E "
"li's7all regular and accordin'to laws" said
Mr.. nPepperel, when we had read j ,--''ouI
scAoolmas,er drew it up, and hes hard to
beat, lItell you!p 9ais2 % d4.4 sa' l' 2 go
But we feplied, this is not the way such
ihtngs are done. You must go TO youthi
town clerkAhe is the man for your business
Z The town clark be darn'd!" screamed
Jonathan; "T say you are the man YOU
needn't pretend that you don't dew suei
things, Alook here"-and he pulled out al
The Kalida venture. [volume] (Kalida, Ohio) 1841-1865, 1848-02-15

~ y h. .H -A.t q
GREAT AMERICAN REMEDY,-W are per
mitted to say, that Alderman Van Slyke, Of
the city of Buffalo, has suerd. Of ths worst
case Of Salt Rheum, that ever afflicted 3hu- /
manity-for years, he has suffered everything
and he offered the New-York faculty $500 il
they would cure him. They tried TO 40 pur-
pose. I Four bottles has completely eradics-
ted eyry yesiige cof the disease, and the geh-
tleman has kindly allowed the Dr.. 10 use his I
name. This case was forwarded 70 the ag-,.
entin tbs place, aud we have i directly fion
him. lits sht 81 '''v,A
We shall, one of,hese days, put forth the
most astounding lists of cures ever made BY
any article, Call upon the agents for pamst
phleis--se advertising columns for vsuQhn's
Medicine, which made the above cure.
The Kalida venture. [volume] (Kalida, Ohio) 1841-1865, 1848-02-15
,sr9 s,i tom TRlANGLEs a sH
lpR,LovErAND GEOMETRY
aY Xsp wALLINroRp. =.

Ten Triangle was my chumD at college.
IL was, fsrl the most part, aacleyer, good-h1-
snored fellow, though somewhatless addicted
TO olestning, than 10 gin and Joking. 90 Often
deihe merry hours thai: 1--WE spent together
come back and look me in the face--not
pale and ghosi-like, butfresh and breathing,
with pleasant and familiar smie--come and
dance around i,me with their E"qaibs and
cranks, and luproarious laughter, with the
odor Of fragrant ,Havanss floating in their
yellsw locks; and now and then, luridly shi-
Aing through clouds Of smoke, the face Of
some Tutor or Professor, cleaning with i'm
mortal indignation. bee tar ild salu'a
But. memo sine pitiis--lhere was one ex-
cepiion 10 Toms good humor. ed He would
sufIer no jokes upon his name. Tuly, il
vss an unforiuuaie name, and as Will Whis-
ton was wont say, "aeiiher looked well writ
Ten, nor sounded well spoken, besides being
nearly a. dangerous to alter as theso nine
coruesed Dutch oaihs that came SO near cho-
king William the Testyw Upon all other
subjects, even though al, his own expense,
his laugh was free and hearty; hut whenev-
i".Iea | woiSsh II was evidently sore sub.
iecs with him, bat exactly why, none knew
He was so we'll liked, that this singular hu-
m,oy:l WAS generally respec,ed .but one day
. cl.ssma,e more wappish than wise. Sian
,s.g him m tbe sbonldder. said: 20 ~ .a'4'
aaTom, I've problem for you" ~ ~ ''.
oas,nte i, ,' said INV cbuum. .sai.ii oF' a''
1aIfthe three angles Of a riaht.angled tri-
.nyle are equal 10 two rivh. angles, wha, are
IA angles az Il Tom Triangle equal to?" {f
ias;t y renlied nv chum. IL you mus, push
cam, ;nycsi;oat;ons ID f,r bevond the books.
I'm as,,,.ns,ss,s 4 ,ron TrIai,ole ,o Iyou.. at
s.n.stm - aoqg a5ii .9eila'e 'GG'i1'
The Kalida venture. [volume] (Kalida, Ohio) 1841-1865, 1848-02-15

OALADf DHohARD."- Inc X0vnE. I'm
is resposible for the following joke, which
says, fell in his way last week at the ST.
Honse. Htik f tff ,hsW
AT the opening Of the Legislature
days since, a collation. was:prepase
fs.the ante-rooms of the CAPITOL
members, the military, aud oth
the State House were invite
Upon the bill of fare
French dish, amongst other
dhomard" lobster salad
prettily ornameted with COLI
boiled eggs, celery&c, and,
ing, a la Frdncais, was BILE.
lobster underneath the orname
son of strong mustard and olive
chief component parts. A temp
outward seeming, was the same
homard!"
An honorable gentleman from th>
or 1--WE should say) approached the
looked up and down-read the bill! ant
the dish towards him. The eggs were -
nice, and the vegetables were fast disappear
lug (Cor the, gentleman was hungry,) when,s
on a.sudden, he discovered the deleciable CON-
tents, under the outer containing, and, hay-
ing drawn forth generons spoonful, GRAINED.
the same into his counten,noe just as easy
as 'open and shut" baH t3idv y
t'Swo.oo Choo-shop!" was the noxt sound
that was heard, as the masiicated eggs, lob
ster, beets celery, and trimmings gnshed
across the table from his overcharged mouth.
"Whew!' said he, "wo:'n thunder Is it9'',
a"What?" asked Deghbor, convulsivs
with laughter. is i9e- . moa hns laaei -
'sThat ere stuff % lEtha. aiYasmr.s
"That's salade d'homard.m ere, a,,,,
"Sold dam hard, Walby gracious. | neser,
IFS wus'n SAN skunks, dare sigh,!--'n er
that's wot yer call it, l don't wunder could =
Mt understand the name on the bill" asi sal
"Solid--dam---hard"-he repeated s.'
"Wal, dun no abaout the soEd-but IFS,
damn hard to take, tell you, nabur"-and
cleaning his mouth upon cotton wipe. he :
moved towards the hall once more, cogita.
ting in his mind his chances for immortality
by introducing bill instanter "again ,ha, !,
eiarnal noosance, French cookerype Boston
Times. n sh 40 81 ,hiB99s .ys
The Kalida venture. [volume] (Kalida, Ohio) 1841-1865, 1848-02-15

"SALApr D'HoMARD."-The Yosag Un
is resposible for the following joke, which
says, fell in his way last week at the ST.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1848-08-04
Oils. PAINTS. sc.

InA CALLS. Lintseed Oil, so do Boiled Oil,
HUI 40 do Japan, 40 do superior Coach Var,
nish 81 do superior Cabinet do, 1000 lbs. pure
Dry Lead, 1900 lbs. pure Ground do, Spirits rur-
pentine, Paris and Chrome Greens, Chrome Yellow,
Lamp Black, Chinese and Ann Vermillion, Paint
and Whtcwash Brushes and every other article
used in the painters line for sale Mt the lowest pr-
ces by BUTTON 4 CLARK.
PrNtileboro, May 20, ls4s. 3m4I