Wisconsin tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1847-1854, 1848-05-19

provision made for them as the statute
shall enact, not exceeding fIOO per an
mum ; and in case of any attempt being
made to deceive the government by means
OF transfer OF any real or personal estate
whatsoever. the party or parties so offend
ing will, upon the discovery thereof. be
transported for the term of their natural
life. Now, my lord, tins is only one means
should adopt, and which 1 am sure YOU
cannot think arbitrary, as you will never
pune on tlO0 per annum. | can only
say, Wish had il myself. or even half
OF the amount. | should not grumble, nor
even wish to exchange places with the
greatest monarch in the world. Nv lord,
there IS another sentence or two in the
speech which looks very black against
y gu, and | must say do not think you
bear that wise proverb in mind, Always
think thrice before you speak once 9TH
erwlse you would not talk of suppressing
the truth, which you say you are deter
mined TO do; bat am inclined to think
you VIII then undertake task you will
not be able 10 accomplish. for YOU will
have more than one, two, or three to chas-
tise, If you once begin, for the voice of
him 10 whom YOU alude Is the voice of
miilIons.-this. | think, will make YOU
scratch your head where it does not itch.
II, my lord, you are really ignorant of
the public opinion of your political ca
reer, you will know on the 10th day of
April next, for there is at this time
wagon making on purpose to carry it to
your hon, House, [the House of Com
mons), and which will be drawn by nine
horses, and headed BY the father OF all ma.
TONS, FeaFgus O'Connor, ESQ. NJ p, and
many thousands of his dutItul children
VIII follow and precede this wonderful We
hicIe. Now, my lord, as daddy to your
colleagues, | hope you will be IN attend
ance on that memorable day, and WELD to
public opinion and natural sense, other
wise ! am afraid the two families will not
well agree in fact, | should not be sur
prlsed If your own chldrea disagreed be-
,ween themselves, and remember -
Birds in their little nest agree,
And It's shameful sight,
When children of one family
Fall out, and chide and fight
In short, you must not be absent under
any circumstances Whatever. am sure
you need not take any pills after this, for
your disease Is a hopeless one'if this does
not cure you; your physician is rclucta nj
about disclosing TO you what is really the
matter. but | am not quite SO particular.
so | Will out with 1t at once; it is what is
called Black Heart and as YOU are
very bad there Is no chance of an effect
ual cure; nevertheless | wi ! give you
little advice: Do not take warm bath
between now and the 10th of April, for
fear OF reducing your strength too much
as have no doubt the excitement on that
day viii have the same effect. Do not
forget 10 instruct your valet TO prepare
some clean linen, and to have it vel
aired on Your r, turn home. | also think
1t would he advisable for you to 20 in dis
gu'se by so doing. perhaps. you NAV es-
cape few insults which unrulv children
are so often apt to indulge in but, to cut
the matter short, if you think you really
cannot bear the excitement, or do not
tecl inclined 10 come to terms with the
National Father, your wisest plan will be
to procure some hair dye, travelling cap,
and such like necessary articles, and pack
~ your tr APPS and start.
am, 4 LIBERAL ENGLIsaMAN.