Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-05-06
TO HALF A MILLION OF THE TOR
TURED!
WE MEAN SUCH AS HAVE
fH'EkE EBEg kf&s

hEE n EEs-EtS.
A SPECIES OF COMPLAINT FOR WHICH THE
Ia faculty this the old country can find no gen
une remedy, and which always be externnatea
even by painful and disgusting application fthe
geons knie We know that i,r this disease dozens of
useless remedies having been pulled into notoriev and
sodo lesions ofdeceived individuals and thai any adj
vertised relief for that is liable he dsregaded
but we viii trust TO the good sense of the sufferers and
in any intention TO deceive and TO credit our unqua
fed assertions that Dir. Upham's PILE ELECTUARY
is and safe for life of the PILES be they in
ternal or external, Meedin- or blind. The Elccuary
viii cause hut lille trouble or Inconvenience when TAX.
en-, ana m any case, no matter how bad, viii perfect
total aud perm nen e&rpalon of piles and lis attend.
ant ailments In Boston, in the short space of two
years .r,,r,,,, ,.,
effected, and in New York there have been we do
not hesitate 10 say i've times that number achieved in
which the roughly conquers what has ever (and does
now baled the skill and experience of The medical fac
y, practising physician His sudious habits at
College induced the terrible complaint and il was 10 re-
lcve hs own sutlerings that he expended time and
study which produced blessing the community at
large in the shape ofthe Electuary.
There are many causes of piles. In some persons the
complaint is tequesi from their the greatest
cause OF p!,es Is me use "f violent purgsives the
shape OF pills Aloes forms principal ingredient of
these pureing pellets. and aocs Invariably nhame and
tethe allhen,afy canal weaken the stomach and
bowels and shake the Whole constitutions Strong
also prddnce piles Inactivity and lon. sttines have
the same tendency. No matter what the cause he PRO:
prielors ofthe Electuary warrant a COMPLETE RES.
ToRAfiON. ifihe eieetuary is used according TO drec
tions and the il persisted mi Numerous c.se,
OF a care by ONE BOX have come 10 our lnoyrled,e
hut II must not lie presumed that where an individual
has been afflicted nearly half The term of natural life
that single box VIII always Produce a cure In New
Jersey farmer who had endured the torture twelve
years, Waseutely restored after using only three heNes
winch cost him as many dollars. lie had previously
expended a. many hundreds in search of remedy 4
gentleman of New York radically cured by ii ALE
BON, and eight personst whom he recommended
the medicine were also cured, single failure hay.
ing occurred.
remedy like this, Invaluable and isolated should not
he piciousy viewed because advertised 1t is The
only method ofmaking the public in remote vcinilies a.
ware Gifts existence,
The Eecuary contains nothing that can inIre in the
slightest degree 1t IL entirely from mineral sub
stances and may he taken vihou change of diet with
out fear Of taking cold ladies IN any condition of
hte In fact, 10 marrief adde's under certain crcum
stances, II ensures the drh of sound and healthy Off
spring. 1t Is taken internally and patients may rest
CONVINCED that no ax,ornal application can accomplish
the desired end
The Elec;ra Y, although sold explicitly as certain
and unailng re.edy for PILES !! is nevertheless ca
rila IN lnhaumalons of The liver spleen. kidneys bad
der, bowels, inactivity of the stomach and bowels in.
teral alterations and impurities, weakness Of the spine
rush OF Stood TO the head dc all OF which troubles are
either productveO The consequences attendant on
that shocking aud obstinate disease
The principal agency for the sale of this medicine is
at Wyatt Il ketehum's, l2I Fulton street. New York
and by Druggists generally hroug the United States
Price 81 per box
Notce,-The genuine has the written signature thus
tS5-A. Uphanl. NJ. D. The hand is also done with
pen J. CRUMBACKER, Agent,
J 10 SIN Wheeling. Va