Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-06-26
TO HALF A MILLION OF THE TOR
WE MEAN SUCH AS HAVE
THE PILES.

THE PILES!
"A SPECIES or COMPLAINT @ WHICH Iht
IL faculty in this or the old country can una 20 zen
uine remedy and which cannot always be eNteih"haV"
even Nv a painful aud disgusting application OF the sur
ceon's kuife! We know that far this disease dozensoi
useless remedies having heCn puhed into notoriey ann
soldto leEious otdcceived individuals and that any AT
vertised relief. for that reason, is liable to lie dfsresardedi
lut we VIII Trust TO the good sense of the sufferers and
in any inientiO on to deceive, and to credit our unqnall
fed assertionsthat Dr. Uphan's PILE
i a sure aud safe cure for life oftlie PfIEs, he they IN.
{ rnal or external, hleedin. or blind. The Eectuary
will cause hut little trouble or inconvenience when taxi
c ., sndi in any case, no matter how bad, will perfect a
total aud perm nent extirpatiou of piles, and is st'"i'd-
a It ailments. In Boston, in the short space OF Two
years.
were effected, and In New YORK there have been, we do
moi hesitate TO say, five times that number achieved in
the same space oftime. The inventor Of the Eieciuary
which so the roughly cunquers what has ever land docs
now bafied the Ak III aud experience ofthe medical fac
uty. is practising physician His s;udlous habits az
Coilere induced the terrible complaint, aud IT was to re-
beve his own suiefiugs that he expended the time and
study which produced a blessing TO the community az
large in the shape ofthe Electuary..
There are many causes ofpiles. In some personsthe
conpIsInt is a hequest from their ancestors; the greatest
cause of plies is the use Of violent purgstives III the
shape of pills! Aioes fofnsa principal Ingredient OF
these purging pellets. and a.ecs invariably inilame and
irritate the sliInentary canal, weaken the stomach and
bowels. and shake The whole constitution Strong drinks
also pruduce piles. Inactivity and long sttings nave
the same tendency. No matter what the cause. the pro;
erietors of the Electuary warrant a COMPLETE REs
lrORATfON, ifthe eleetuary is used according to direc
| tions, and the use of 1t is persisted inl Numerous cases
Of a care by ONE BOX have come 10 sur knowledge
INT il must not he presumed that where an individual
has been afflicted nearly haifthe term of a natural life
that a single box will always Produce q cure. In New
Jersey a farmer who had endured the torture twelve
years. wasentirely restored after using only three boxes
which cost him as many dollars. lie had previously
expended as many hundreds in search of a remedy. A
gentleman of New York was radically cured by HALF
A BOX.a and eight personsi TO whom he recommended
the medicine were also cured, not a single failure hav-
ing occurred.
A remedy like this, invaluable and isolated. should not
be suspiciously viewed because II IS advertised. IL is the
only method ofmaking the public in remote vIcinilies a
ware ofiis existence,
The Eleetuary contains nothing that can injure in the
slightest degree. 1t Is entirely free. from minera SUI
stances, and may be taken without change of diet, with.
out fear of taking cold, al J Jy ladies in any condition OF
life. In fact, TO marrie' aides under certain circum-
stances, it ensures the nrth of sound and healthy OF
spring. 1t is taken Internally; and patients may rest
CONVINCED that no sx,ornal application can accomplish
the desired end
The Electnaty, although sold explicitly as a certain
and unfsiling resiedy for II is, nevertheless, ca
pital in inhammailions ofthe liver, spleen. kidneys, bad
der, bowels, inactivity of the stomach and bowels. in
{ rnal alterations and impurities, weakness ofthe spine
rush of Flood to the head, &c. all of which troubles are
either produetiveof or the consequences attendant on
that shocking aud obstinate disease.
The principal agency for the sale of this medicine i;
at Wyatt Il Ketcinm's, l2I Fulton street, New York
aud by Druggists generally throughout the United States
Price 81 per box.
Notice.-The genuine has the written signature thus
(6yA. Uplam. NJ. D. The hand is also done with
pen J. UMBACK Err, Agent,
Is SIN Wheeling. Va