The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1848-11-24
High, Lows tame.

ifany man can read the following aloud
and not laugh, we will send him copt 0.
ms paper tor one year gratis:
lScene iD front Of fashionable hotel ]
Genfit@an. - fdismounting from his
horse J 'S'abler rauehdA-reftigerate ms
beast by allowing him to circumam bNlate
to Jondsr fountain: that accomplished, to
imb'be moderate quan,ity Of bauseou
particles, conduct him then with care to
the repository for weatied beasts; and
having ciothe IN iustre his dusty skin by
agentie application otthe vegetable ma.
terial sulgaris called straw, suffer him IN
quiet to Partake food which shall afford
nonrishment and generate Iepose.'t
Sia6ier, (laughing) g)-'Wnasa.at. siri'
Gent What sir! Stand ye thus like
one who has not reason in his soul, while
this poor beast whose every pores foaat
Of gushing sreng,h, grows vaietadlnarS J
meath soi's oppressive rays! Ye volatile
barbarian!'
tsdb-( Laughing s,ill more unconst train
edly IL can't understand a word you
say, sir, but speze you W rant your hor Sc
put "p!'
Gent Stupidity uneqnalledl Land.
lord! Fulminate your censures against
the ia,dy churl, who thus manites,s op-
pugoation to my desires; and c,niuot me
to secluded apartments, aud bring resto-
ratys Of the most viyi6e character, TO re-
,nsta,e in their former power the vary
ing energies of my exhausted frame"
Landiord.-( Laughing J Il will sir
-'Prcpos,eruu.! aud you, sir,
unite in the disgrace fu meIrimeDt Of your
miniuL! ! should really surmlse myself
the ir,t Of the species you had ever bele'd.
Landiord.-( Laughing sui! more.)-'l
deed you are sir
GeM.-'TerminAte this prolix scene
aud oticlate as my guide 10 apartments.
At The hour OF dinner summon met ii
wearIness should have caused me to be re-
dumbent IN repose, gen'iy reauimate me
with the breath OF u tan
TScene 2-the dining hall
GeaL--(Seatlos himself a, the table
dinner over--others standing in the room)
Il th,nk veracitv and isnorance the
| SEQ nothing amid these res k,"g rnins
worthy the rtg-fd OF geptleman's pal
ate Water, desire a female fowl, sni-
fci.nlly. but not abundantl, made I
ole by fire (Isais broughtl Waiter, dis
sect with care the same; do not vlolentif
separate the paris lest my JoiD's sufer
disoca,i u from the discorIant sound
III is done Waiter, place tender p9r-
llou olthe breast upon my plata with the
necessary accompanitneuts. (lt is do"e
az ordered, aud the gentleman cummea-
o, his dInner.
"a wag, who with otitrs had observed
these proceedings, Sc ah1 4nsef a, he Va
ole opposite our ltszglmeSse
Wag.-A.Vaiter, fdraik1sne with fe
male fowlj be sure her virginity. The
wa 'hC y "oo NSNS %
he is bid.] .
Wug-'V Waiter, dissever nov her cum
ponen, parts tI, is done
lag " alter, divide these parts into
pors,nns suited to my Iab,al capacity
Uas.-[Ope"ing his mouth and throw
ing himseli back in his chair.j Waiter,
place one Of them within the ori6ce be
'ore y"".' (O"t hero begins to under
stand the quz, and is evidently dIscon
cer,ed. ..
Wag-'Vai,er; wag my jaws Amid
roars oflaugh'er and curses upon his lip
our hero r6shes from the room
SAsAcITY OF AN ELEPHAHT.-A young |
friend gives us the following incident,
which ,ranspired at the exhibition of van
Amburgh' g Menagerie, on the election al |
ternoon. The elephant was brou CHI oul,
aud several boys commenced feeding u
witlI nuls. occasionally teasing the no.
BILE animal, by substituting shells for ker
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