Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1848-06-27
TO HALF A MILLION OF THE TOR
uIrnED
WE MEAN SUCH AZ HAVE
THE PULESt

HE PILES!
"A spECIEs OF COMPLAINT O WHICH TIE
Il faculty IN This or The old country can ind no gen,
nine remedy and which cannot always be externinatea
even by a painful aud disgusting application OF TIE sur.
geon's kHi:ei We know that far this disease dozens OF
useless remedies having been puaed into notorie'y and
soldt to lerions ofdeceived individuals, and that any adj
vertised relef, for that reason, IS liable TO be disrerardei,
hut we VIII trust TO the good sense of the sufferers sns
in any intent on to deceive. and TO credit our nnqiis'i
fed assertiouzthai DR. Upham's PILE E~LECICAKf
H. sure aud safe euro for life ofthc PtLrs. lie they in
lt rnal or external, bleedin. or blind The Elec,uary
will cause hi little trouble or inconvenience wien tax
. andin Anv case, no matter how had, will perfect q
total aud perm ncni ertifpation OF piles. Snd MS atlend'
nj ailments. In Boston, in the short space oil TWO
years, crprs
were effected, aud IN New York there have been, wedo
| moi hesitate 10 say. five times that number achieved IN
| the same space oftime. The inventor OF the tlecluaTy
which so the roughly conquers what hsa ever (and does
now bafled the skill aud experience ofthe medicaii se
uly, Is = practising physician HIS s'udious ha"hs a
College induced the terrible complaint, ana u W a t"te
Ueve hfs own suferings that he expended the time ana
study which produced ahiessing TO the community al
large in the shape ofthe Electuary..
There are many causes ofpiles. IN some persoiisthe
cnmnlaint is a hepuest from their ancestors; the greatest
cause OF piles is the use Of violent pufea.lves ~ ~.
share of piUsl Aloes forms a principal ingredient OF
these nurpiup pellets. and aloes invariably infiame and
| i~rtate the alimentary canal, weaken the stomach and
bowels. and shake the whole constitution strongdrinks
also nrnduce piles. Inactivity and long sittings have
| the same tendency. No niatter what the cause, tHe pro
prietors Of the Elcctnary warrants CONFLICT hhs
I~TORATION, iftbe elcetuary is used according to direc
tom. and the use of il is persisted inl Numerous cases
NJ a cure hv n Don have come 10 eur knowledge
| nm il must not he presumed that where an individual
has bcen afflicted nearly half the term of a natural. life,
that n single box will always Produce q cure. In New
Jersey n farmer who had endured the torture twelve
wears. wasentirely restored after usng only three boxes
~ hich cost him a. many dollars. lie had previously
exnsnded as many hundreds in search of a remedy. a
gentleman of New York was radically cured by HALF
4 BOy, and eight personsto whom he recommended
the medicine were also cured, not q single failure hav'
ing occurred.
A remedy like this. invaluable and isolated, should moi
he suspiciously viewed because IL ~ advertised. II ID the
only method ofmakiug the public in remote viciniiies a
ware ofits existence,
The EIectuaIy contains nothing that can injure in this
slightest degree. 1t is entirely free. from mineral 81;
stances. and may be taken without change of diet, with
out fear of taking cold, ard ~ ladies in any condition o
stances, it ensures tie drth of sound and healthy off
spring. II $ taken Internally; and patients may res
convincd that no sA,ornal application can accomplish
the desired end
The Elec;rsty y, although sold explicitly as a certaii
and ~unfailing resiedy for LES! - is, nevertheless, CO
pit al in lions ofthe liver, spleen. kidneys, blad
der, bowels, inactivity of the stomach and bowels, in
I .rnal alterations and impurities, weakness of the spine
rush OF hlood TO the head. &e. all Of which troubles ar
either productiveo of, or the consequences attendant on
that shock ing and obstinate disease.
The principal agency for the sale of this medicine
at Wyatt & Ketchum's, 12l Fulton street, New York
; and by Druggists generally throughouttb United State
Price 81 per box.
Notice.-The genuine has the written signature thu
(1yA. Uphani. NJ. d. The hand is also done with
pen J. ~CRUMBACKER, Agent,
Is SIN Wheeling. Va