The Sumter banner. [volume] (Sumterville, S.C.) 1846-1855, 1848-09-20
A Il nos, q t1W 81. 81.
81 BY SAN DuGo &

ted syifh jsskiesf ps ikosse
swdsla ityd,sal keJliii., & by q chc,lt, il,
sihe purchase Of fks iNare. He gase one
Shlnd rcd dollars for; d miserable jade OF
aan. old marc thai had been fattened up 10
Ssell mud ahe s,irnsds out to be ring.bonetl,
spawned, blind, clumsy and wind. .brok. !
en-. The French chIans sPre,ty soon discov-
ereA that ne Had been used up, In The
trade, and went 10 request ihe jockey to
take back tile sscfetur and refund ,he mo-
sney.
siSare, saidS She, 81 isvo fetch do mar
horse; vat you sell mo, and ! syant de mo-
Sney in my pocket back !.
our pocke back! returned the jock.
ey, feigning surprise; don't understand
You, sir!,. y. =
You no stand under .mc?' exclaimed
tho French,nnn, beginning to gesticulate
.Juriously; you no stand under met -Snre,
be gnr; you be von grind rascule2 You
/ be like Snrn like San--yat you callsde
2lccting monntnin2 - ~ SigiiIis - VS.
sSuin Hill,lI suppose yoll ,ncal $;
sOne, Monsieur! SamIc Hill-yes, surc,
you lie like i,ro Sam Hill. You sell me
{ your mare horse for yon hundred dollar.
cs-he no wort ,yon hundred cent, BY gait
Why, what's the matter. with the
{ beas,?, sas133s -
.Mattai,!isaYimc! Maiiair! ,lo you s,lyl
;sVy, he 'agnlL L.naltair- lie ,,o .,, nt a!l-he
got no leg, no feet, no vind--hc blind like
Won stone lvid dis eye-lle no see nobody
ut all vid lnt eye--l,e go r.hceso, r,.hceso,
like von forge hum,nar bcllowsrs--l,c 20
limp, lumIr-hejno 90 over at NIL lie ground
-.--hs no travail Two mild in three day!
On:, sarc, BIO von grand shent- you
rn1st tafc him aud fund dc money bnck!'
'Rcfundgtl,e money! Oh, no, couldn't
think such thing.
'Vut, YOU no fund me buck tc money?
You shcaiy ME vid Won hundred dollaire
horse dit no can go nt all. !"
'Iincscr promised You tIiat lie wdtil,l go.
s BY garl vut is o,,horse good for ven
he{nogol He lie no better us Won dead
sfiackass, by gnr! Viii you sarc, take de
marc horse tMck, md give me dc money
vat | pay him for!'
5 No, sir, [ chnnot-itwns q fair Bar.
gain; your eyes were your raown,lmnrkct,
as we gentlemen ofihe turf. say. tg.
.Gcn,en,en de turf! You be no gen.
tleinnn arnll--.yon be no turf.s Mon iicu,
you he yon grand Turk sacre dam
tlecep,ionc. You st,eat your own born
modder--yon play Won taat:nlle trick oy,
your own gotten, futldcr! You liafc ho
principullc!'G i,
'The:intcrcst is what 60 for in, any
/ how
Yes, sarc, your interest is no princi.
palle. Tou he Won grand rascallc sIleal!
tlat's dc yny talks. ~ & Il
Fnilipg 10 be satisfied by the jockey,
the Frcnchlnan sent his mare. horse TO OH
auclionccr to he sold. hut tho auction.
eer sccncdIo have been as great rogue
us the jockey, for he took sare ,l,a, The
fees for selling should cut up the pricehe
got for The animal.
by gar said tho Frcnchmnn, when
relating the story, i be shcnty all round.
De shockey horse he shcuty me in trade,
and lie hnuctioneer be si,eniy me to dis.
pose of de hnnimulle, and den sold my
horse for ten dollaire only; and, by CUR, he
charge me :leren dollairc for sell him! So
loss 'lcvcn and von hundred dollairc, oil
in my pocket clear, for von soarc, dam;
limp, rump, rhccze. Wind, no sec at oil
good for nothing shape Of mare horse,
vurse as nineteen dead shuckass, by gar!'
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