The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1848-10-20

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why do you wish to take il, sirl" re-
piled his WIFE, = -h'At't@1
'sIt is no longer time to conceal It,"
said Mr.. L----- taking from his pocket
a paper he presented IL TO his wife. 1t
wss his petition; for the divorce, that he
had procured that rneraing from h's solica
itor. r,d as IS
Mrs. de L---~-=scast a7look oh the pa
per aud drew from Under her shawl aim
liar one, which she preseated 90 her hus-
band. gsaa % tllsH u uA
They both took iolsnghing "a, beh, Ting
tina, double proof Of touching sympathy.
'.And +, who was foolish enough 10
think sou would revolt at the idea of di,
VOICE" said the husband.
"And !, who hesitated to ask you,
thinking that you loved me sun"
I'VE were ofone mind without suspects
ing it,"
1--WE have even agreed in the choice Of
the lodging 10 which we both want to
live alone! Doyou want me to give it
up!' e'
mo, madam, I sk ould be to happy to
think ,ha, you were settled to yonr tas'e."
"lf you choose, will show yon a very
ha ndsome, place ! saw last week"
sin what quarter is its"
OH, far enough from this! near the Mad.
cline ="
"Would you have the kindness to con
duct me ,hither!"
with pleasure.
| And the two departed arm in arm, af
ter having carefully refoided the petition
which promises them an eternal separa-
tion with the precious liberty of the dIa
vorce.
But they will have their reciprocal avow.
al and their lost illusions for their pains.
The law of divorce will not pass; the M =
tional Assembly is opposed TO it, and tina t
sad law will not even be discussed.
| Are YOU the reprob ate jndgeT
Yes ss
All! you're the chap | ed-my ia.
ther died detested, and lett FIVE infant
scorpions-I'm the chief. I've ccme 10
take out some aIpliahe, ie,ters Of confis-
catiun to dim nish the state as soon as
possible
We have another version of the above,
ard we think a better. A youth consult
ed with 4 fri end TO know wi at lie should
do now his father was lead to enable hi m
settle H. the estate. He was advised to
hs ia her had died intestate, aud had left
| five old infants beside himself, and would
like 10 be he executor. He did it in
this wise--Knocking at the door of the
office, he was asked TO come in. His
first question was
BE you silly vilainF
DO you mean to insult mel
'Yes | com.d PURPOSE. Father has
died detes'ed, ard eft FIVE young infde's
be ,des myself, and want to know if !
can't be hi. executor!'
DID 1T PURPOSE An honest farWe'
had an unruly bull, which had a remark
able love far him $ 10 horn and singu
lar penchan' for giving his acquaintance
and friends "a lit in the world , One
da, the old farmer was driving the b"l
hume much against his inclination and
getting enraged he suddenly hols,ed the
old man across the fence INTO the road
but fortunately only slightly hurt him.
The old man gained his equiIibri"m, and
then lie saw the enraged animal saving
the air with his head and neck, and paw
ing the g,ouni. The G ood old man looked
steadily al him a moment, and then shak
ing his fist at him excla med--'D-n y"nl
spologies-you needn't stand there, you
tarna crItter. a bo#in' and scrspiD'-yot
did il purpose, darn you.
| hFThe mam,no th iron st steamship Hreat
Brltaiu,' we see by the latest English ad
vices, was put up for sale at auction, OF
the 18th ult., at Liverpool. Though there
was a tery large atIendonce, there we're
90 bidders. f2o,t0o had been previoosl,
offered. bu, f4n,O0t was the reserved
price Remaiking upon this, the New
York Express says:
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