Carroll free press. [volume] (Carrollton [Ohio]) 1834-1861, 1848-03-02
Darietn.
"ANNEXING.n sc.


"Hailol Jim, where did yoI &c, ,ha, clookl'
"Oh! annexed and am going 10 .ocouiroi
ad'ess coat somehow, if Gun establish t,orr;.
'oral government overa doz,n silver snoona
picked up last night. lis destny-ir's Angro'
gesI libeny" Wv '"''
HENRY CLAY.--Some western man Oives
~ inc AnlekerbOeGer, the following descri1lion
lie Is man and no mistake! Nature maje
hlm v'h her sleeves rolled uD."
W lhe sixteen million Loan BIZ has n,ssed
~ last IL went out of the house ON Tb'irsdnv
Ias'' win tho almost unanimous consent of The
assembled wisdom of The naion. Three very
gOod amendments were made, viz:
ISL Restricting the certificates Of sto,k TO
s5oi "a, striking out the Cd section, and roou;.
ring that proposals shall be published at Wash.
Ipg'on' ana III The caplols OF The several States:
'u' PIedgIng The the faith Of The L. States 10
IalSe SulncienI revenue lol The payment of the
interest," and redemption Of the prnripal.
IN AND OUT OF PLACE.-TalIovrond
once said that the art Of putting men in their
places was perhaps the irsI in the science of GOV.
ernmenI. We do not always succeed: some.
"mes we send men TO Congress whom we ought
70 send 10 the State Prison, aud place men ON
Tue bench whom we ought 10 set before the bar:
men are seen aboriously humping the cushion
VINO ought 10 be humping the anvil. You will
oi'en see college graduate who cannot write a
page OF good English, nor even spell well such
English Us he can write.
"a BLUSH.-What u mysterious thing is n
olush!-1haI single word, look, or thought,
should send that Inimilabo carnation over The
eheeks, like the soft Iinls Of summer sunset
S"ahge Io0' that II is capable Of bIushng! The
manu- VI me loot does not turn rcd with modesty
VI sh"ine' moro than the glove or the sock that
covers IL II Is The face that is hcaven There
moy oe 'ruced the intellectual phenomena, with
eohnuence amounting TO moral certainly. A
single blush would put the infde 10 shame; and
chance.
" why did the Administration permit San.
"a 70 Anna 10 "pass freely" into Mexicol Tha,
rACI Is now on record. What was the mo.
"ef Was II that he had agreed 10 sell his
country Tor "pieces of silver"2 Ifso. who was
me duPeI II Mr.. Polk barganed with Sonla
Anna TO play the traitor, can he be blamed Ior
playing the cheat Was il less or moro "per.
fdlous" in Santa Anna to chen, mi. cour,rv
'"A" 70 Oe'ray his own!-[Alb. Journal.
SIGN OF A sINGER.-"An Cuff, will ye
90 aiIher llPPnguS Bit of song this cowId
morning, exclaimed a son of the Emerald Isle,
20 brother Of the Sable race, a co.laborer in
'ne division and subdivision of wood.
"Goll, mussa, can't singl"
!" Can't sing!-what is yer leg stuck in The
middle ofyer FuT for if yo can't singl"
CoAL.--A gentleman wishing 10 know the
PFlce oil coal, and observing an Irshmnn stand
ing near load Of il, of which he took him TO
oe the owner, inquired: "IIow is coal nowl"-l
o'acK as ever your houor!" replied Pat.
OT a wOg in Pennsylvania no. very long
since purchased very fne horse. Reiurnins |
from ride few days afterwards. he said ,hn,
ne had discovered quality which added ftyrI
Go'lafs 70 MS vaue--"he SHE'D at a Constablei"
Twas "given up"
" An immense meeting in favor Of Mr.. Clay
ms Ms helu AZ castle Garden, New York, on |
thursday evening Of las, week. 1t is compu.
'eo ina! not less than $1,000 persons were pres.
en' ai the demonstration.
FAST COLORS.--A lady in Cincinnati ,,
Gently sent an elegant dress 10 a dyer's, with
instructions that he should dye it in handsome
eolors, warranted not to run; and she was some.
ysaE surprised, when lhe garment was sen,
nome ornamened all over with beautiful Iiule
American flags, accompanied by tho following
explanatory nole:
.."My Dear Lady;-Thc coors hpve select.
ed and used for your dress, have been tried BY
nc Eoglsh, ,'hq French, and more recently BY
lhs Mexlcans, aud as they arc convinced, no
doubt, that these colors always stand, have no
run" ''' "S' y
NEW DlSCOVERY.-A journalist has dis.
covered thai call things considered. rniIwavs
are very slow aDd behind the age. lie saws
shaE, whenravqllipg. be bushes 10 think Iha,
message flies on the telegraph like lightning.
while he is IaziIy creeping along at Onfy ,hnfy
eT fory miles Peg heurI'