Tri-weekly journal., 1847-06-24
MADE WHOLE FOREVER.

; THERE NO RELIEF cries many a wretch at the
l. racking pains of disease pronounced incurabe
penetrate every fibre OF the frame SIS there nothing
that will give me peace and happiness and assuage my
angush!n exclaimed the poors sufferer who is stretched
upon bed OF torture by that terrible enemy OF the hui
man race Piles! There is relef--there is something
that will eradicate every vesage of your complaint
and will positively you for life, without injuring
any part OF your SYSTEM without subectng you TO in
convenience, without rendering you liable even TO
cold, and without costing you but mere trlfie, In
comparison to which the benefit to be derived by its
expenditure fortune, and something beside That
remedy-that invaluable and inestimable gifts
DIR. UPHAM'S VEGETABLE ELECrUARY.
II is an internal remedy, and composed of twenty
different vegetable substances, which too simple TO
invade the system perniclousy but powerful enough
TO set the springs OF health in perfect motions and that
30 eiectuay that they will not get out OF order in the
same manner again. No mineral can be detected in
the composition, nor any other article that can be
directly or indirectly deleterious. The remedy was
invented by DIR. Upham after he left College He was
driven TO find for the piles by the misery the
disease inflicted upon him; and he offers the
benefits OF his discovery TO the world at large The
proprietor OF the Eiectuary unequivocay and distinct
ly avers--(and challenges contradictlonl-tha il will
completely external, INTERNAL blind or bleeding
piles ofthe the longest standing, matter how OBJ
stinate the case may be- or how hopelessy the patient
may be considered situated. The onc-doar boxes
have entirely eradicated the disease after it had exis
ted in its most terrific aspects for twelve, Fifteen and
twenty and twenty-five years; in proof of which,
the fortunate individuals who were made whole have
mony. In some instances cure has been effected by
six Doses half box after the ingenuity of host of
phsicians,& the dreadful knife of the surgeon had been
exercised To the utmost with but the smallest shadow
OF success These not idle assertions falsely put
forth entmp the creduous but solemn and wonder
ful truths to which hundreds will testify. Even if n
surgical operation were certain to accomplish per-
manent cure, il is disgusting to be thought Of,
while the agony il engenders is appalling in the ex-
treme and skaters the constitution beyond hope OF
recovery The number persons eliectualy cured OF
mil Inv m two fail buf II
short OF ten thousand In New York, Philadelphia,
Boston and other cities of the Union. This is a
great result TO boast, and is not equaled, APP
preached by any event noedin the medical history OF
the world. 1t is reasonable suppose that sneers
will be leveled at these remarks. So they were at
Fulton when he first made known the worth of steam
and its great practical utilityso they were at the
prosecuted Gallileo when he published his discovery
of the Microscopes they at Morse when lac
limited at the discovery OF the Magnetic Telegraph
which is now familiar and every day affair. 1t is
safer for the sufferer to try before ne SCOTS, und pro-
cure happiness and a renewed lease of life ii he can
Many man has lost his existence by permitting
HIST ncreduliiy to master his judgement.
The Electuary is particularly commended to the at
ention of married ladies' the one half of whom are
subjected to the attacks of piles in modified form-
The medicine can be safely taken under all circum-
stances Either before the piles appear, or after they
have mdae their sad havoc, the victim is made en-
dure costveness giddiless infamatons of the
Spleen kidneys, liver intestnes, bladder and spine
with many corresponding ailments for the sure cure
OF all OF which nothing equals the E!ectuary These
professions are not solely nlercenary but are made
with view of alternating the distresses of myriad
who can discover no method whereby to gain a re
sioration of their health This fact will be apparen
TO all who inspect the medicine when, by so doing
they may perceive thatits cost must necessarily be al
most great as the price demanded for it, Will,
this certain and speedy remedy is to be hadso cheap
is criminal TO neglect to test its WORTH and put GU
unqualified reservations in its favor to the test
Sold, wholesale and retail, by WYATT &
kETCHMAN, l2l Fulton-st., N Y and by
A.C. HALLOCK. Evansville, Ind
And Druggists generally throughout the U. S.
Price 81 90 per box.
NoTIcE;-The genuine has the written signainr
thus 35-A. Upham. NJ. d. The hand is also don
with pen. je3 If.