Tri-weekly journal. (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1847-188?, 1847-07-06
MADE WHOLE FOREVER.

rs THERE NO RELIEF cries many wretch, at the
Il racking pains of disease pronounced incurable
penetrate every fibre OF the frame is there nothing
that will give me peace and happiness, and assuage my
angushl" exclaimed the poor sufferer who is stretched
upon bed OF by that terrible enemy OF the
man race Pesi here is relief-there Is something
that will eradicate every vestage OF your complaint,
and will positively you for life, without inurng
any part your SYSTEM without subecng you to IN
convenience, without rendering you liable even TO
cold and without costing you but mere trlile, IN
comparison to which the benefit to be derived by Its
expenditure fortune, and something beside. That
remedy-that invaluable and inestimabe gifts
DIR. UPHAM'S VEGETABLE ELECTUARY.
1t is an internal remedy, and composed of twenty
different vegetable substances, which too simple TO
invade the system perniciousy but powerful enough
set the springs of health in perfect mOtionand that
eectuay that they will not get out OF order In the
same manner again. No mineral can be detected IN
the composition, any other article that can be
directly or indirectly deeterious. The remedy was
invented by DR.. Upham after he left College. lie was
driven To find Tor the piles by the misery the
disease inflicted upon him; and he now oilers the
benefits OF his discovery to the world at large. The
proprietor OF the Eectuary unequivocay and distinct
y avers-and challenges cOntradictonl-that 1t Will
completely external, internal, blind or bleeding
piles OF the the longest standing, no matter how OBJ
stinate the case may be- how hopeessy the patient
may be considered situated The One-dollar boxes
have entirely eradicaed the disease, after had exis
ted in its most terrific aspects for twelve, fifteen, and
twenty and twenty-five years. IN proof OF which,
the fortunate individuals who were made whole have
presented the most positive and unmistakabe testl-
mony. In some instances cure has been effected by
six Doses half box, after the ingenuity OF host OF
PHYSICIANS the dreadful knife of surgeon had been
exercised to the utmost with but the smallest shadow
of success These not idle assertions, falsely put
forth entrap the creduous but solemn and wonder
full truths to which hundreds will testify. Even if
surgical operation were certain to accomplish per-
manent cure, il is too disgusting TO be thought of
while the agony it lgenders is appalling in the ex-
treme and Skaters he constitution beyond hope of
off,, of
piles by the Electulry in two years falls but little
short of ten thousand III New York, Philadelphia,
Boston and other cities of the Union. This Is a
great result to boast and is not equalled, even ap
proached by any noted in the medical history OF
the world 1t is reasonable to suppose that sneers
will be leveled at these remarks. So they We're at
Fulton when he first made known the worth of steam
and its great practical utlty-so they were at the
prosecuted Gallileo when he published his discovery
| OF the Microscopes they were at Morse when he
limited at the discovery OF the Magnetic Telegraph
whchls now familiar and every day affair II Is
safer for the sufferer try before he SCOTS, und pro-
cure happiness and a renewed lease of life if he
| Many man has lost his existence by permitting
| his lncredulty to master his judgement.
The Electuary is particularly commended to the at
tentiOn of married ladies' the one half of whom
subjected to the attacks of piles in modified form
The medicine can be safely taken under all circum-
stances Either before the piles appear, after they
have mdae their sad havoc, the victim Is made to en-
dure severe costveness giddiness inlamaons of the
spleen, kidneys liver, intestnes, bladder and spine,
with many corresponding ailments, for the cure
OF all of which nothing equals the Electuary These
professions are not solely mercenary, but are made
with view of alternating the dstresses OF myrlads
who can discover no method whereby to gain re-
storaop of their health. This fact will be apparent
to all who inspect the medicine, when, by SO doing,
they may perceive hatits must necessarily be al
most great as the price demanded for it, while
this certain and speedy remedy is to be hadso cheap,
it is criminal to neglect TO test its worth, and put
unqualified asseverations in its favor 10 the test.
Sold, wholesale and retail, by WYATT &
| KETCHMAN, l21 FUlton-st n. Y and by
A. G. HALLOCK. Evansville, Ind.
And Druggists generally throughout the U. 5.
l Price 81 90 per box.
NoTIcE;-The genuine has the written signature
thus 6s-A. Upham, NJ. d. The hand is also done