Tri-weekly journal. (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1847-188?, 1847-06-26
MADE WHOLE FOREVER.

rs THERE NO RELIEF! cries many wretch, at the
Il racking pains OF disease pronounced incurable
penetrate every fibre OF the frame. us there nothing
thatwill give peace and happiness and assuage my
anguish exclaimed the poorsu who is stretched
upon bed OF torture by that terrible enemy of the hui
man race. Piles! There is relief-there is something
that will eradicate every vestage of your complaint,
and will positively you for life without injuring
any part OF your system, without subecting you
convenience, without rendering you liable to a
cold, and without costing you but mere trifle, in
comparison to which the benefit TO be derived by its
expenditure a fortune and something beside. That
remedy-that invaluable and inestimable gifts
DR.. UPlfAMS VEA. ETABLE ELECTUARY.
1t is an internal remedy, and composed of twenty
different vegetable substances which too simple to
invade the system pernciously, but powerful enough
TO set the springs of health in perfect motion, and that
eecualiy that they will not get out OF order in the
same manner again. No mineral can be detected in
the composition, nor any other article that be
directly OF indirectly deleterious The remedy was
invented by DR.. Upham after he left College. He was
driven TO find cure for the piles by the misery the
disease inflicted upon him and he now offers the
benefits OF his discovery TO the world at large. The
proprietor oithe Elecuary unequivocay and distinct
ly avcrs-(and challenges contradiconl-tat il will
completely cure external, internal, blind or bleeding
piles Otthe the longest standing, no matter how OBJ
stinate the may be, how hopeessy the patient
may be considered situated The one-dollar boxes
have entirely eradicaed the disease, after had exis
ted in its most terrific aspects for twelve, fifteen, and
twenty and twenty-five years; in proof of which,
the fortunate individuals who made whole have
presented the most POSITIVE ana teStl-
mony. In some instances a cure has been effected by
six doses or halfa box after the ingenuity of host OF
psicans * the dreadful knife OF the surgeon had been
exercised TO the utmost with but the smallest shadow
OF success These not idle assertions falsely put
forth erltmp the creduous but solemn and wonder
full truths to which hundreds will testify. Even if
surgical operation were certain to accomplish per-
manent cure, il is too disgusting to be thought of
while the agony it engenders is appalling in the ex-
trcme, and skaters the constitution beyond hope
recovery The number oipersons efiectually cured o.
piles by the Electuary in two years falls but little
short of ten thousand in New York, Philadelphia
Boston and other cities of the Union. This is
great result 10 boast, and is not equailed APP
preached, by any event noted in the medical history
the world Ii is reasonable to suppose that sneerS
will be levelcd at these remarks. SO they were al
Fulton when he first made known the worth OF steam
and its great practical utility-so they at the
prosecuted Gallileo when he published his discovery
OF the Microscopes they were at Morse when hC
limited at the discovery of the Magnetic Telegraph
which is now a familiar and every day affair II is
safer for the sufferer to try before he scots und pro-
cure happiness and n renewed lease of life il he can
Many man has lost his existence by permitting
his incredibly to master his judgement.
The Eectuary is particularly commended to the at
tention of married ladies' the one half of whom are
subjected TO the attacks of piles in modified FORM
The medicine can be safely taken under all circum-
stances Either before the piles appear or after they
have mdae their sad havoc, the victim is made to
dure severe costveness giddiness infamaons of the
spleen, Kidneys liver, intestines, bladder and spine
with many corresponding ailments, for the sure cure
of all of which nothing equals the Electuary These
professions are not solely mercenary, but are made
with view of alternating the distresses Of myriad
who cnn discover no method whereby to gain q re-
storaion of their health This fact will be apparen
to all who inspect the medicine, when, by doing
they may perceive that its necessarily be al
most as great the price demanded for it,! Will,
this certain and speedy remedy is to be had so cheap
IL is criminal to neglect to test its worth, and put on
unqualified asseyerations in its favor to the test
Sold, wholesale and retail, by WYATT s
kETCIlMAN, l2l Fulton-st, N. Y and by
A.C. HALLOCK. Evansville, Ind.
And Druggists generally throughout the u. 5.
Price 81 90 per box.
NorIcE;-The genuine has the written signatur
thus 0JA Upham, Nj. d. The hand is also don
with q pen e3 If.