The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-09-10
Helping soda water GenteelIy.

earth, thei were these lovers happy.
Helping Soda water Gvntoelly.
One day, as Xanga says,--'one day.
Audy was thrown off his centre IN a re-
matkabIe degree by boille Q! soda wa
ter.
1t was when that combuslb!e was first
introduced into Ireland as a dinner be
verage, thateth occurrence look place,
and Andy had the iuck to be tie person
TO whom gentleman applied for some
soda water.
'si!' said Addy.
soda water,' said the guest, in that
subdued tonein which people are apt TO
name their wanis al a dtnuer-table.
Andy went 70 he buIIer. Mr.. Morgan,
there gentlemau-'
'Lel me alone. viii you! said Mr., Nor
gan.
Andy matG vre round him litIle long
err, and again essa!eL 10 be heard.
Nv. Morgah!'
Don, yen see I'm as busy as can be!
--Can't You do isyourseI?
Il duAua what he wants
Well, gdsand AK ilm;' said Mr.. Morgan.
And, went on as he was bidder, aud
came behtud ihe thirsty gentleman's
chair, wnh.'l beg your pardon sir.
sWeiI!' said tie eentemsu.
i beg your pardon, s'l; buI what's tins
you ax'd me loi!'
Soda " aler.
'N hat, sii
Soda wale i; bat perhaps ysnFhave moi
ANY,
OF, iEsfeE pleuty inss.,e .tpise, sAta-~
Would j ou like II Lot, si!!
Tie gentleman laughed, aud snppos'ng
the new fashion was not understood IN the
present COMPANY, said never mind
Aud Andy was too anxious to please, TO
be So easily satisfied, aud again applied TO
Mr. Morgan.
.Slt! SAID he.
Had luck TO yoh, cant you let me
alone!'
There gentleman wants some soap
and waite :
'Sume what
some soap and watAer, SIR
'Dlvtl sweep yoL! soda water YOU mane'
You'll get 1t uuder tbe s,deboard.
is it III the eau, slr!'
Tie curse - Cruulll Oh you-in the
bottles
is This it. sill said Andy, producing a
5otJle Of ale.
NO bad cess to you The littIc bottles,
is il the litlle bolles with no bottoms,
sii!'
Il wish you wor in the bottom o. the
say said Nr. Morgan, who inning
aud p, flag, and rubbing down his face
with a mai kin, as he was hurrlIng TO all
d,ar4crs OF tne room, or as Andy salt, IN
praisiug his activlty, thai lie was IKE bad
luck, every where.
srhere The, ar.' said NJ Morgan, at
as.
-. !lhem botlles that WON stand said |
And,; sure tben's What ! said wiih D.
,ottuns to them. iu@ II ! open ~ IT,
led Down. -
.Eui tie cord sou fool!'
And, did as he was desired, aud he hap
,ened at the time 'oshold the bottle OF
oda water on level with the candles
hal shed lighl over the festive board from
large silver branch, aud the momeh'
e made tire incision, bang went Tie bot
e Of oda, knocklng 90, two OF tIe lights
it'll ahe Projected cork, winch perform
lg its parabola, tie length OF the room,
ruck the squire hlmseltip lhe eye al the
,ot Of the Ia ble, while the hostess at the
Fad had a cold bath down her back. An
Y, when he awtthe soda water JampIhg
II Of the botlle. held i, a, arms lengti,;
,ery Gz it3made, exclaiming Ow-o@-
'! aud, al last, when the bottle was emp !,
he roared out, oh murther!--iI all
mel
Great was the conmction: few could :
sist laughter, except ID; 'sdies, who all :,
ok ed al tesir gowns, mol Ia The m'x
re oisatin and soda.water. he sxHns IAi
shed candles IS ere feligbted-lhe So" N
/ his e,e epen asaiu-and Tie next iim.
perceived the b sstler snfiicsen,l, nea