Tri-weekly journal., 1847-06-22
MADE WHOLE FOREVER.

rs THERE NO RrLEFl cries many wretch, at the
Il racking pains OF disease pronounced incurable
penetrate every fibre OF the frame. us there nothing
that will give me peace and happiness and auage my
anguishl exclaimed the poor sufferer who is stretched
upon bed of torture by that terrible enemy of the hui
man race, Piles! There is relief-there is something
that Will eradicate every vestage OF your complaint,
and will positively you for life, without inlurng
any part OF your system, without subecting you to in
convenience, without rendering you liable even TO
cold, and without costing you but mere trihe, in
comparison TO which the benefit TO be derived by its
expenditure fortune, and something beside That
Temedy-that inv aluable and inestimable gifts
DR.. UPHAM'S VEGETABLE ELECTUARY.
Ii is an internal remedy, and composed of twenty
different vegetable substances which simple to
invade the system peTnciously, but powerful enough
set the springs of health in perfect motion, and that
eectually that they will not get out of order in the
same manner again. No mineral can be detected in
the composition nor any other article that can be
directly or indirectly deleterious. The remedy was
invented by DIR. Upham after be left College. He was
driven TO find for the piles by the misery the
disease inflicted upon him; and he offers the
benefits Of his discovery TO the world at large. The
proprietor the Electuary unequivocay and distinct
ly avers(and challenges contradiconl-that it will
completely cure external, INTERNAL blind or bleeding
piles ofthe the longest standing, matter how OBJ
stinate the may be, how hopeessy the patient
may be considered situated The one-dollar boxes
have entirely eradicaed the disease, after had exis-
ted in its most terrific aspects for twelve, fifteen, and
twenty and twenty-five years. in proof of which
the fortunate individuals who were made whole have
presented the most positive and unmistakabe testi-
Inony. In some instances cure has been effected by
Elk Doses OF hafa box after the ingenuity of host OF
phiscans the dreadful knife of the surgeon had been
exercised to the utmost with but the smallest shadow
OF success These not idle assertions falsely put
forth entrap the creduous but solemn and wonder
ful truths which hundreds will testify. Even If
surgical operation were certain to accomplish per
manent cure, it is too disgusting to be thought of
while the agony itengenders is appalling in the ex
reme, and skaters the constitution beyond hope
recovery. The number of persons cectually cured o
piles BY the Electuary in two years falls but LITTLE
short OF thousand in Newly rk, PHILADELPHIA
Boston and other cities OF the Union. This is {
great result TO boast, and IS not equalled even ap
preached, by any event noted in the medical history
the world. 1t is reasonable to suppose that snecr
will be leyelcd at these remarks. SO they were
Fulton when ne first made known the worth of steam
and its great practical utiliiy-so they were at tn,
prosecuted Galieo when he published his discover,
of the Microscopes they were at Morse when h
limited at the discovery OF the Magnetic Telegraph
which Is now familiar and every day affair. Ii il
saer Tor the sufferer to try before he SCOTS und pro
cure happiness and renewed lease Of life if he can
Many man has lost his existence by permitting
his incredulity to master his judgement.
The Electuary is particularly commended to the at
teption OF married ladies, the one half of whom ar
subjected TO the attacks ofpiles in modified FORM
The medicine can be safely taken under all circum
stances. Either before the piles appear or after the
have mdae their sad havoc the victim is made to en-
dure severe cosveness' gddiness intlamatons of tn
spleen, kidneys liver intestines, bladder and spine
Win many corresponding elInents, Tor the sure cur
ot all OF which nothing equals the Electuary Thes
professions are not solely mercenary, but are mad
with view of alternating the distresses of myriad
who can discover no method whereby to gain a RI
sioraton Of their health. This fact will be appareT
10 all who inspect the medicine, when, by so doing
they may perceive hatits cost must necessarily be
most as great as the price demanded for i'll viii
this certain and speedy remedy is be had so cheal
II is criminal TO neglect to test its WORTH and put OF
unqualified asseverations in its favor to the test
Sold, wholesale and retail, by WYATT
KETCHMAN, l2l Fulton-st., N. Y. ard by
A.C. HALLOCK. Evansville, Ind
And Druggists generally throughout the U. S.
Price 81 90 per box.
NoTIcE;-The genuine has the written signatu
thus 3TA. Uphnm, VI. d. The hand is also dor
with pen. ie3 If