Tri-weekly journal. (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1847-188?, 1847-06-29
MADE wuOLE FOREVER.


1 THERE No RELIEF cries many wretch, at the
Il racking pains of disease pronounced incurable
penetrate every fibre OF the frame is there nothing
that will give me peace and happiness and assuage my
angshln exclaimed the poor sufferer who is stretched
upon bed of torture by that terrible enemy OF the
man race Piles! There is relief-there is something
that will eradicate every vestage OF your complaint
and will positively cure you for life without injuring
any part of your system, without subecting you in
convenience, without rendering you liable even to n
cold, and without costing you but mere trlfe, in
comparison TO which the benefit 10 be derived by its
expenditure Is fortune and something beside. That
remedy-that invaluable and inestimable gifts
DIR. UPHAMS VEGETABLE ELECTUARY.
= II Is an internal remedy, and composed OF twenty
different vegetable substances which are too simple to
invade the system pernciously but powerful enough
10 set the springs OF health in perfect motion and that
50 eecually that they will get out of order in the
same manner again. No mineral can be detected In
the composition nor any other article that can be
directly or Indirectly deleterious. The remedy was
Invented by DIR. Upham after he left College He was
driven To lind cure TOR the piles by the misery the
disease inflicted upon him; and he now oilers the
benefits OF his discovery TO the world at large The
proprietor OF the Eectuary unequivocally and distinct
ly avers-(and challenges contradiction that it will
completely cure external, INTERNAL blind or bleeding
piles OF the the longest standing no matter how OBJ
snae the case may be- or how h0pelessly the patient
may be considered situated. The one-dollar boxes
have entirely eradicated the disease, after it had exis
ted in its most terrific aspects for twelve fifteen, and
twenty and twenty-five years; in proof Of which,
the fortunate individuals who were made whole have
presented the most positive and unmistakable test-
mony In some instances cure has been effected by
six doses or haa box after the ingenuity of host Of
PHYSICIANS the dreadful knife of the surgeon had been
exercised 10 the utmost with but the smallest shadow
OF success These not idle assertions falsely put
forth to entap the credulous but solemn and wonder
tul truths TO which hundreds will testify Even if a
surgical operation were certain to accomplish per-
manen cure, 1t is too disgusting TO be thought Of,
while the agony it engenders is appalling in the ex,
treme, and skaters the constitution beyond hope of
recovery The number OF persons efiectuay cured Of
piles by the Electuary in two years falls but little
short of ten thousand in New York, Philadelp ha,
Boston and other cities of the Union. This is a
great result TO boast and is equaed, even APP
preached by any noted in the medical history of
the world. Ii is reasonable to suppose that sneers
will be leveled at these remarks. So they were at
Fulton when he first made known the worth of steam
and lis great practical utty-so they were at the
prosecuted Gaileo when he published his discovery
Of the Microscope they were at Morse when he
limited at the discovery of the Magnetic Telegraph
which is now familiar and every day affair. 1t is
safer for the sufferer try before ne scos und pro-
cure happiness and renewed lease of life If he can.
Many man has lost his existence by permitting
his lncredulity to master his judgement.
The Electuary is particularly commended to the at
tenton OF married ladies, the one half of whom are
subjected to the attacks Of piles in modified FORM
The medicine can be safely taken under all circum-
stances Either before the piles appear or after they
have mdae their sad havoc, the victim Is made to
dure severe cosveness giddness, inamations of the
spleen, kidneys, liver ntestines bladder and spine,
with many corresponding ailments, for the sure cure
OF all OF which nothing equals the Electuary These
professions are not solely mercenary, but are made
with view of alternating the disresses OF myriads
who can discover no method whereby to gain n re-
storation of their health This fact will be apparent
TO all who inspect the medicine, when, by so doing,
they may perceive thatits necessarily be al
most great the price demanded for it! while
this certain and speedy remedy be hadso cheap
II is criminal to neglect to test its WORTH and put our
unqualified asseverations in its favor to the test
Sold wholesale and retail, by WYATT &,
kETCHMAN, III Fulton-st., N. Y. and by
A.C. HALLOCK. Evansville, Ind.
And Druggists generally throughout the U. S.
Price 81 90 per box.
NoTIcE;-T'he genuine has the written signature
thus 0cJ-A. Upham, NJ. d. The hand is also done
with pen. je3 If.