Tri-weekly journal. (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1847-188?, 1847-07-08
MADE WHOLE FOREVER.

/ S THERE no RELIEF! cries many wretch, at the
Il racking pains OF disease pronounced incurable
penetute every fibre OF the frame. rs there nothing
that will give peace and happiness, and assuage my
angshln exclaimed the poor sufferer who Is stretched
upon bed of torture by that terrible enemy OF the nu
man race, Piles! There is relie-there Is something
that will eradicate every vestage OF your complaint,
and will positively you for life, without inluring
any part of your SYSTEM without subecting you to III
convenience. without rendering you liable even to a
cold, ard without costing you but mere trite, in
comparison which the benefit to be derived by its
expenditure fortune, and something beside. That
remedy-that invaluable and inestimable gifts
DR. UPHAMfS VEGETABLE ELECrUARY.
1t is an internal remedy, and composed of twenty
different vegetable substances which too simple TO
invade the system pernicousy but powerful enough
to set the springs of health in perfect notion and that
so eecuay that they will not get out OF order IN the
same manner again. No mineral can be detected In
the composition, nor any other article that can be
directly or indirectly deeterious. The remedy was
invented by DR.. Upham after he left College. lie was
driven 10 find cure for the piles by the misery the
disease inflicted upon him; and he now offers the
benefits of his discovery to the world at large The
proprietor the Elecary unequivocally and distinct
ly avers-and challenges contradictOn-that 1t will
completely external, INTERNAL blind or bleeding
piles of the the longest standing, matter how Oh
stnae the case may be- how hopelessly the patient
may be considered situated. The one-dollar boxes
have entirely eradicaed the disease, attert had eXls
ted in its most terrific aspects tor twelve fifteen, and
twenty and twenty-five years; in proof OF which,
presented the most positive and unmisakable testi-
mony. In some instances cure has been effected by
six Doses half box after the ingenuity OF host of
PHYSICIANS the dreadful knife OF the surgeon had been
exercised to the utmost with but the smallest shadow
OF success. These are not idle assertions, falsely put
forth to enrap the creduous but solemn and wonder
full truths to which hundreds will testify. Even II
surgical operation were certain TO accomplish per-
manent cure il is too disgusting to be thought of,
while the agony il engenders is appalling in the ex-
IRENE, and skaters the constitution beyond hope OF
recovery The number otpersons eiiectually cured OF
piles by the Electuary in two years tails but little
short of ten thousand in New ork, Philadelphia,
Boston and other cities OF the Union. This Is a
great result TO boast and is not equaled even APP
proached by any event noted IN the medical history OF
the world. Ii Is reasonable TO suppose that sneers
will be leveled at these remarks. SO they were at
Fulton when he first made known the worth OF steam
and its great practical utilityso they were at the
prosecuted Gallleo when he published his discovery
of the Microscopes they were at Morse when he
limited at the discovery of the Magnetic Telegraph
which is familiar and every day affair. 1t is
safer for the sufferer TO try before he scos und pro-
cure happiness and q renewed lease of life II he can
Many a man has lost his existence by permitting
his ncreduhty TO master his judgement.
The Eectuary Is particularly commended TO the at
tention OF married ladies', the one halt of whom are
subjected toll attacks OF piles IN modified torm-
The medicine can be safely taken under all circum-
stances Either before the piles appear, or after they
have mdae their sad havoc, the victim Is made 10 en-
dure severe costiveness giddness, namatlons OF the
spleen, kluHeyS lNefs lnlcstNeS Dluuuel ullu Splo
with many corresponding ailments, Tor the sure cure
Of all Of which nothing equals the Electuary. These
professions not solely mercenary, but are made
with view OF alternating the dlsresses oil Inynads
who can discover no method whereby to gain re-
storaton of their health This fact will be apparent
to all who inspect the medicine, when, by doing
they may perceive that Its cost must necessarily be al
most as great as the price demanded for ii! Will,
this certain and speedy remedy is be had so cheap
it is criminal to neglect to test its worth, and put ou
unqualified asseverations in its favor to the test.
Sold, wholesale and retail, by WYATT &
KETCHMAN, III Fulton-st., n. Y. and by
A. G. HALLOCk. Evansville, Ind.
And Druggists generally throughout the U. s.
! Price 81 90 per box.
! NorIcE;-The genuine has the written signatur
thus 0cT-A. Upham, NJ d. The hand is also don
with a pen. je3 If.