Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1847-02-11

When be fiss q you.
Pa. didn't you say thai slr. Briggs was
an Odd Fellow
Yes. He To- 40 Odd Fellow
well, Issw him toiheF day. and be
looked like everybody else. did'Dises
.snyihing odd sb6di him.
sPlesse. sir. doo'i think Mr.. Dosem
takes bis physie reg'lsr. said doctor
boy the other day 10 his employer.
Why .sof
.c.u,s ". gs,lin+ veil 20 Prsciou,
dssti'
Where there's WILL ,hers's way.
asa peodieal 500 said when be broke open
ahs trunk where his ietbeI' will was, 10
10 ret atihs change. q
Bsry On .4ttorney AN Irish attorney
who died poor. was buried by aShilipg
subscription. Some one asked CuHsn for
,his shilling.
!, For vhat7' be exclaimed.
'Te bury 40 attorney
Here. take this pound note. and bury,
1wsaiy ofthsm at 4 shilling a head
Sam Slick says be would rather breSk
q yoke Of steers any day. than to Try 10
make up Q quarrel between two women
when they have 90, their dandsr up.
The feat Of man ealloping 10 the moon
has, IL last. been actually performed
the. sso say, Mr.. Gsllop has married.a
Niss Moon.
There 10 q difference among dental
philosophers. as 10 the causes Of decay
Ia the teeth Of the fair sex. One party
Traces il 10 the saccharine quality Of their
lips; and the other sscribes the mischief
solely 10 ingual oi!rition.
Slaves cannot breathe In Eogland.
qnolsd John Bull TO ViTginian n
Your iastituiioa is very peculiar, replied
The latter; We do give ours some little
chance
When yon see fellow marching ..
: long with strut. you may believe ne
bears some resemblance 10 acab5age;
for that pretty vegetable always has
sfsik.
TO kiss an old lady BY mistake for
yossg one. 10 defined to be 6tuadsT-6uss
Zeke thinks The beds IN certain ias-
ern in Snooksville. mus, have been filled
with LIVE geese feathers. because he felt
sert 70 erawlin' about him.. We think
zeks wss hum.bueged.
n Cautious F.Liow.-We learn by q
man who was thar. thaia few days ago,
10 Berwick, Maine. . good. honest look
log couahy fellow was looking at the
ielesraphic wires there with sstonishmenl.
Apassef by asked him wha, be thought
Of Il.
wal, i don't know, exactly. reptied
the fellow, but am sure They wont get
ne 10 ride on the dsrned thing Them
virss end posts would .sA my gteat-coai
Il IL tsiie remark oil modern writer
that children suck their mothers when
they are young, and their ia,hers when
they grow Up.
.Hdloa. you. sir; put mp your cigar;
don't you see that notice. No smoking al
loved, We'll What Of, ibsl2 4 aint.
snok,ne alosa. II am smokiog il IS slill
o. nan caa.'
.Wif6f Why 10 The name OF goodness.
did you not make the. washer woman put
starch Ia my shirt cnllati
Why. my des.. said Ma vile !
thoaEhi Sta useless waste Of the article,
for lean &c. your esOisr up 50 easy with.
oat it,.
Ia Rassia. cofIias are generally brown.
but children have pink. growos up VI
married girls sky blue. Wilde nshrr fe
males are INDUCED with siolel color.
.Jesey. aid litiie urchin as he stood
By The bedside Of sick brother. Josey.
iiyou die. father will have 10 setap and
bsild HE Gre mornings, WOE the. JcssJ !:
MeiA Cot ssii 4 Dutchman 10 the
market house a,shert time ago, who Me-.
seafehing 10 vain for sons cahb,ges.
saese Mexigaas ISL % better dsa Hotter
tarls-dsy ish'ni got no kale. m croui. co
nashen. Dsnder saj blixsn. noisk Won.
DEF dew e1n'i iite - Nsianoras Fig.
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Az old nan who bad been drssdlnlly
&sa-peeked al biz life. Was visited % bis
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