The Arkansas banner., 1847-11-08
No. Q.

eFawds but shouts of laughter and cries Of Q ca oid dad. iron the rest. drowned the voice of the disssntent e.
 'Whe'se that Wss spekin. continued this smisbssI ' ois man. wes yca Nick Dyer; sure enough, but | owe yoa aa spsnicGx av souFss, Mnss ssy gittin undher she hids sfshsr, hiekory sapfia, twor sl bad timS ye had bsgoa't Nick, astoEe !; they're singy mane set . ieIess. so they are; yes. boys is truth H'n ssilia ye. they knew he wsated some hieoEy srremts. his blood bsin bad as ys sli know divii good drop in it. and so ios fear he'd take more than hs eught. ye see. bs ne seuI. sAey weighed em oul te Aim; Iiasget the weight in lhssn but Nick has it down, In rOuad text iaisA and its oa the skin af his back he carries it. the ersytarv fur fer hsd fargit; how much was it Mickey daF- lins oruaybs, yeIl shew the boys ysrs memoran- dun. and the cd villain avsvsni ts low malicious ehncEies smdisniy there was . rush ia the crowd aud Nick Dyer wss seea struggling with souss mea who hin. dered hs passage toward the orator. his face beam. ing with psssioa and fury sad swearing awiaIly of diysrs kinds of destruetioss to tks sehocimastsr Nick. ia his struggles. had ansily has one ef his laughing opponents (Eos aIl isushei but him,l who immediately returned the eosnpiimeat and regular 1 fight was the consequence. Mir Shea was deligbtsd and encouraged the opponent ot Nick, in bis best style.
 Now yes have him Sam, putt t tili I'm undher the arm, there's the ribs. the short uns--be me sowi, the boys got co~Id-he ecrfs like hoarse wid the consumshin-more streath t'yer elbow. Doctor sam--thim's the FoDthognss give 1t till tie tory. that's wot he is. wont t ny orashin he found faui wid' That ar fact and he anint nothin bot tory and goes in for startIn him war he belongs. right of. because he a'int no gsntieman and aleEs w"r' This proposition met tke appreciation Of the ercwd-- the combatan,s were parted. and Nick. whose bsaa- Y was nowise enhanced by his amusement. was gncminsously expelled the society of the assembled patrioss--ease why. .he wor tory and nothen else After a wash in the neighbo.ing branch. Sam came up, bearing his blushing honors thick upon him, swearing he was all horse and sundsy other self IaadatoFy eneoniums. when saddeny. to the as- tonishnen1of the crowd, he swore Nick Dyer wor another, and he'd be damn'd if he should be turned out alone. like an old buffalo baIl--wot iFolic without fght wor there asey man about thar but wot expected fight. either on his own hook or somebodies elses. Wal, he'd foat and Nick had fout and the other had seed the fun, 90 he went in for more Iiker. for Nick Dyer to partake and be friends. and for old pig tail to finish his speech
 Nick was brought up. shook hands round. exalted the horn and he deed the old sapint to raise his daDder again. Another horn round and Mr. Shea resumed the stump.
 'weii, boys, the day and date giv yes the erone- anlogy for. before the pur'y little rookaurn that's just finished so much to the satisfaction of those who wor lookin on. the personal advantage of the Biak, glntiemsn-purty wons too, engaged well at that time. there lived an the other side the wather on ovid man-mighty fond O mutton he was too, hind leg bOd in bag wid turuips evry day to his dinner Fridays and all, the owd sinner. We'll this mutton stis ould gintieman was called King George, the Third. and he said he owned England. Scotland, and Ireland, but that was lie, Che wor usarper there,I and France, and that wor another and little bit Q Jarmany. and that wor true. for
 twor all he did own the Dutch thief, and their pro- vipces O North America, fos that wor the name O ! the United States thin, at that time. We we'll. the long thes short O it is. they kept niyer mndin the owid mutton aitin Dtchman. till he ups and he takes noshin that maybe he could make somethin out O the boys, this sideo' the wather;
 we'll SUITS, wha das he dn. but invents stamp, like the county seal hereaway and ses he to the boys, here he don't yes daar to take any recaits, nor wills. nor deeds, nor ship-papers, ses he. without the ritin is done on won O my bits O stamps. Well sir, what does the boys do but whin the stamp pa- per kim over, they dresses like injins-.narched down to war II wur, got howlt ia il aud burnt it. Ow-won! ses ovid George, ses he: tis damn d poor business. This stationary line. ses he and so yes obsarve he giv that up. Well boys. the owId feer wont it fos trader ways; he just ceneaid he wor he tried his hand at the four and the lumber an the iron and thia be dissed himself in tay spec uiashin--sgns on h--the women wor down on him thia-.-the divils thin thar 6ghtin in coorse. al Lexington. und BunkerhiIi, all over. thin thsl wur htein like divils both sides, und thin Wash ingson und Lafayet und sem Poles. niser niHd for gitin the Irishmen, eooped up Mir. CornwaHs unt
 his men at Yorktown und whipped 'em und starved
 em. and the divis to them, till they all gi' ap to Washington-rest his sowl in glory, amin.
 see yu's there, its dhrinkin ye ar. ye thirsty dsi ihsted ay lstnin to the discoorse, and-Sam. y' great omadhawn ye. it's damn'd well yes look phi
 gathering wid Sally. wid woA eye in noarnin, ye'
 nose like tater the taste taste in life put O ye'
 ear. und yer lips stickin oat like half dris bun! } in whiskey barrel, on me conscience. sur. Tn
 proud to know ye-yeie so much like boofn beau
 iy or gistieRan. Arah! quit that. and give me horn.'
 } The horn was furnished speedily, by the goo
 nstured Sam. and to that succeeded another and an , other. upon which some observed il was time t commence dancing the gals were ali ready. but MI
 Shea insisted the classical part of his speech be
 isg behind. and being by this time rafher obiivious } wo.ald insist the iaaietion accordingly a, h b ' went
 well. ysrapsealions ye, ewld shape aiin George
 woF bit. and iyery mothers son wor as good ss hi sans. and wby not. and till this day ths poosss S divil smong yes is good ss the Pisidist Daaia , Wihstss.'