Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1847-04-01
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II Z y b sorely regretted that The fol-.
lowing dialogue. which We cut from Inc
Republican Union, il quite true to life in
4 multitude Of cases, and many young
married men fnd Il so ID their sorrow. =
The writer may have made il up from
material gathered from Bis oGn sad ex2s-
rieace, for aughi We know Of care. A.
ans rate he has furnished looking glass
AZ HLich macy modern fine lady may
zee jhes own features. The young ladies
would do well 10 lake look and govern.
themselves accordingly. II they do not
Wish g hsye Their Husbands call them
Wipis fa-iaW.
Going ibe wrong vay. John. cried )
young merchant 70 bis friend. = be mel
him % ihe street.
Got hungry. replied The other. going
10 ihe tavern 10 gel ny breakfast
Has your vile gone away
No but sile don't know how 10 cook.
Yesterday she boiled The lettuce and e.
dish and dished The iurnip raw. Th;.
morning ihe sggs were cooked Is hard -
bullets. II they would 20 into my tho
barreled gun. | could shoot crows With
them. And ever since 1 VS. married i
have lain under lhe inlerdictoi Tho chill.
dren 81 Israel ID the wiIderness--T have
90 Isaytned bread.
Well Jobn. am Il tie same predies-
meni. Lucy don't know how 70 cook. %
Tried lily esiefdsy but had no luck and
shs says she II iry 10 iesrn, and [ shalk
send her forth viii one quarter 10 school
70 my mother. for verify believe that
hall I Garry into the house IL wasted
= your wife il willing 10 learn. yoR
viii do wen enough. and are happy
nan You have 1 wife, whereas I've on
Ia WJ9-in lao Emma isn't willing 10.
learn 10 cook. Of mend either. She says
her molheT told her il was quite vulgar
nowadays 70 know anything about do
mestic conceEns, especially for yoHng~
wife. Thai lhe latest fashion il .or wives
10 Be ladies and have their servants
That she must tell John she was moi made.
% drudge and he must not be 50 selfish
Is owant her 10 work. Fine times. these,
George. A man that don 4 stand ready 10.
support bis vile. two orfihree attendants,
and IS much company ID exlrassgance il
really q niggsrd Don know what will
bedone.I Men cant Ill Be thriving husi-
ness men and become Independent al
once. We must have some laborers, and
they. poor men. must take VOWS Of per-
ps1ual cslibacy, Tor Ill | see. like Catholic
pfeisis. sls
II bad j pretty little place when was
=, 4rrse h,,ts. rv,x<vf - - :, =, nnd rnre1
open my mouth 10 say word. II | do,
4 an nigeafd. and want ! wife on pur-
pose 70 % ny drudgery.
An INpissoLuBLE MTsrERv "A
Westmofsisnd (Ps} paper states that !.
mother and daughter being together ID
that country. were brough 10 bed on The
same day. d each son. 10 the bus.le Of
The moment, both babes were placed 10 )
cradle; and 10 ihe confusion 81 the mo-
ihsrs. when the yohngsiers. we're takes
from The cradle. sad The nurses were una
Bio 10 Tell which ~, he mothers an1
which uss he daueh'erss sca - mailer
Nhich 81 course. must foreser aemaip
mystery.
The easle. il il said, can ily ! the rate
oigons hundred sud iiily miles a hour;
Md geese ninety miIss; swallows nine
iysivo miles and The common cos &
lbs rsis II twenty live niles % hour.
Kindness 10 lhe hesTi Il gem 81 The
tiiss M eni.ude. Whoever possesses this
irsis will ssil smoothly over lhe ocean Il
/ lIls. leaving behind memory lhst WilI
never cease 70 be cherished.