The Mississippi Creole. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 1841-1851, 1847-10-30


/ home, when he lives distance from fac6ky
and cannot barter, would it not be better ( Z
!, netion to make most of its leadin arti ~
t consumption athome too? For what ir NJ
tion but one great family, identified in
and feeling? The Coils nose then
ii cool some, and he said he would thir a.
4 Whilst speakin of the Tariff, says.
Il yousreckon the Tariff of 1916 will str
out any amendment or alteration? "
4 my soul, say the COL, it is one of the v
sibly arranged Tariffs, and one of
4 ders of the age, as Mr.. Richie, Bot
\ and Mr.. Buck will testify; hook at ihes
tit has already brought in. hope itv
says |, but some how always think osSPe,
Pringle and the widow when hear talk of tb
great revenue that is comm in just now; SOY
4 just tells the Col. about Pete and the widow,
and he leetlemore to have split his sides laugh
in, for he then could count for Pete's blushin
SO, when he axed him about the sold woman
and babies" How do you apply the story?
says the Col. Well, you know Pete mistook
the cholic for love, and the widow in her ankle
ty took the popin Of the button for the popin
OF the question. So fear this great and swell
lin importance, is only slight attack of cholic
the turin trade has tuck, OWN to the quantity
OF -four, meal, rye, oats. pork, &c, it has been
consumin from this country, and maybe, when
itquits ealn our provisions it will quit swellin
our treasury, and then we will find it was not
the tariff of 1916, that swelled the treasury,
but the enormous quantity the starvin furriners
had to eat, and pay in goods, because money
was so scase. And as to the widow part, we
the democratic party represent her, we are
anxious, very anxious for this Tariff to do,
and are lookin out TO hear somethn favorable
pop, but fear great deal Of the noise and
popin we hear, is only the putin and popin Of
Richie and SIGH like, that have been sowed
and stitched like buttons on the revenue Of
this country, real brass buttons they are, too,
that eat and canker whatever they are sewed
to. At this the Col. sort o. scratched his head
and exclaimed in the "language Of the great
Roman POet, Falstaf,'' = III +. s.
"Conyince a man agn his will .s
And he's Of The same opinion still"
You have given me your notions, says the
Col, about this tariff speech of mine, tell me
what electioneering errors committed. / went
to the Legislature IN South Carolina for MANY
years and thought had learned the art of get
ting along with the sovereigns very well, Says
l, Col, before we bsgin to talk on this pint,
let us cool off with some good water, and You
promis me not to get bilin; so the Col. agreed,
and commenced.
You recollect, Col, when you were speakin
about the tariff and the awful cuss it Is to the
poor man, you kinter snuffed your nose and
puckered your lip, and as the song goes,
"The tears come tricklin down, down, down,
The tears come tricklin down.
golly, says Teller sitn Just behind me, /
believe the Col. is like old Father Sprggins in
his sarmints, for he has a regular place to
laugh, regular place to rejoice, and regular
place to cry. l wonder if the Col. makes his
tears come like old Father Sprggins did, by
applyin leete pepper or snuff to his eyes and
nose. | wonder if the Col. bad not better use |
his pepper on these whigs9
MIR. Jonsing, says the Col, if had not pro-
missed to keep cool l should certainly almost
take fire by spontaneous combustion; for after
man has permitted his sympathies to become
interested for the poor man, even unto tears,
and then to be accused of hypocracy, is too
bad. But COL, says I, you mistake the felers
meanin; he does not accuse you of deceit,
but only kinter way you have of techin peo-
ple's feelins, to make them think and do as
you suppose is right, just like tellin story in
a feelin manner, when you don't feel it your
self, just for effect, COL, just for effect When
the Col. was satisfied he was not accused of
hypocracy, he became easy. But, says he, Mr..
Jonsing, what effect do you think ii had! To "a
be plain, Col, do not think il did you any
good, for every bodies eyes kept dry, says l.
Then, says the Col, for the sake of the de
cratic cause will try and not cry any n
that place; but Mr. Jonsing, If my fr
overcome me, what must do! rll ju;
you how 10 do, in fgurative kinter wa
You know you are great rail road man, W., =.
when you commence on the tariff, raise yOr
steam high, and when you are ready to star Il
just boiler to all the women that spins as much 4
rs one hundred and nineteen used to do, and
10 all the manufacturers that are maxim the 4
necessaries we use in this country, to clear the
rack; then crack on your steam and 60 whiz-
rim, but when your biler is gettin hot, and il Z
will be necessary to open the rater palres, lust
shift the switch, and dash off on the Wilmot i,
Proviso, or this Mexican war, and your water I
valves may stay open until your copper cOOls. Ii
AFTER this the Col. bid me good day and put 1
'ff for KIrkwoOd to consider on these and 9th
.r things, and left for Sleepy HollertO swat
he election. Il
BEN toNsING,
OF Sleepy Holier.
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