Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1847-08-25
Vol. Gi....N.o. -
pOl; STORY

re lIiiNNinf saNt INC boston lfsNs ilff
recently rclatcd 10 ~ BY . Cicr,,msn. vii
d. pretty vel
So1e years az. It wn not unc mmpn ~
Connocucat g. 'mrl p, dngs a. motive pow
81 l. high, machinery \ VIZ -- had
IsE Of doss Which be worked together. on
sofi u ,rcad.mll, g. dave some machine.
~ Amer while the motion - he una
chipcry vas noticed from time 10 time. ,o
Ia consIdcfsbly retarded. Tho tender
would ~ to the ,tcad nil. e. scc Il the d -
were dong then duty E,cr thing would
lie found gong night. After hide time.
however. there would Lo another ,nlctrup
tion--ihc speed II the mach,nc would hc
eons'dciabl, dimlnishcd aud - !, cou,in-
ucd. until the owner began 1 .l.lcc, that
his dogs were PLAYING some trick on ham
lie accordingly so, watch where all the
movements a the animals could he rccn !.
aud 'hs "yrsety was -"uu explained. Al
ter the two dogs lad work, 4 together for
some ,ime one Il th,m was sccn t. step n
the ,r,ad.mll aud scat himself who're he
could catch the first Warning Il any ~.
preaching 'ootsicp After be lsd rested
awhile, he took las place on the wheel again
aud allowed his associate e. relieve hlms-lf
And II during this resting M, noise wa
heard. a. ot some one approaching the
resting dog would mmcda,cl, jump upon
the wheel and 90 t. work A. usual Thus
these saracious creatures had con'rvcd IT,
known a little more about mechanics and
kept the wheel in a li'lc quicker motion
the Trick NIGH, never have been detected
Apvicr To oLp JoKrns new work
Just published in London. entitled The
Hand Box Of Joking" gives the follow
ing advice which j. worthy Of rcmem-
brauce
Always let your Jokes be wcll.'mcd
Any time will do for good Joke. bat no
time will do for bad one ANY rlacc " i'll
fit, provided the Joke itself he fitting. hu,
It never fits II joke he out Of It's place -
No man orders joke n he would lis cont
n, S;ultt's or his boots n, lloh,'s Jokes
are no, only often Oh, Of order. hu, We have
known joker, ordered out; in short, any
man who attempted t. joke on, Of order.
should either be provided with n straight
waistcoat, or he kicked out of society. IN
.concocing jokes. as in making buildings
each person employs similar materials. but
the quality Of the dish is entirely depend
ant on the skill Of the artist A. gold be-
comes refined by passing through the ordeal
Of fire, 50 truth i, the purcr for being
tested by the furnace Of fun; fpr jokes are,
to facts what melting pots arc TO metal 49,
/ The u,,crcr of n good joke is useful mem
Der Of society. bu. the maker 81 bad ono
is more dcspicablc character ,lan the
vcrios, coiner by profession.
"a joke from gentleman is an ac, O.
charity. an unclnritahc joke i, an ungcn-
tlcmauly act. The rctort courteous j.
the tombstone Of good feeling the rcIly
churlish the proof Of cold healed stupid.
ty.'
THE SAWS Ina or LlurnrY Cos
Mcdowell, Of Virginia in recent speech
before the General Assembly Of tha, state
thus beautifully allulcs e. tie Immorial,,
Of tie IDEA o.. freedom in tie mind Cd, the
slave;
please, you may DRY up 70 Your utmost The
fountains g tis !eclings, tAc springs of Vi,
tLought--you may yoke hin to your labor
n. an ox. which .Vc,h ouli t. work, auc
workcth only t. live You riay pa, lin M
der my process. which without destroying
his value rs u slave. viii Iclasc and crusl
him az rational being-you may do iii.
H., t..,su l. f.,.
pW Srrirc II al |, is allied T. III, hop'
e Immortality, i, i, the ethereal par, Of HI
nature. which oppression cannot reach, il /
a torch Ii, up IN biz soul by The hand q
Deity, and never mean, TO b. cX,ingui,h
od b. the hand Il man
. THE THING CALLED QUEEN.
oar Canal, nclghbors 'oik nhoW ~
thing called President" A young gir
by reason Of an ofrangomon, made s1iu
tao hunifcd years ngo, IS placed ~ ~
head OF a erca, empire, when only rgLl
cen years Of age She : the diugLlor Of
Stale panper, whose lack oi brain wa
provcfblal he grand daughter Of a m4l
who became a topcl,s. dot, AMI lLe li'c
Of prof ga,c t,biueh,c nnl h'ari =
hgsblnI whose c.afac'rr It - almost iuIe
cent 70 menIop Shcls ? .sso'sci - ta'hc
in'orof hlcn's lo'h natural nal a~Ggr
srn' q, 81 remarkable or iAe h.ap'y %
dSuny n hc' person NO.! i,fy.icc "a 81
ofiInafy am = would 90, be- fogntI"i 'at
N discuss an a'o.' he rptola'c ofn,v lar
Of the h' ~ coy s1Nn iIrr omar
scmewh1' a. ID snrg1t ln rs na'pfe hc