Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1847-01-07

'N' 49, ~ N'.l all y ll|f. are ufNtIAfIfE
your substances, while. Ike the famed cat.
o! khLcunE you cat each other up. hide
hair. vli'kcrs and all
lcwomcn o. Gu,ham-you Ar uhysi-
calIy no better than feminine couu,r, fesh
mair ~ lu'l bee. and li,r1 cabbage hu,
You think you arr You mako greater
display q 'atius slt' and laccs. bu; =, far
real, ideal and intrinsic beauty. you can't
come e. tea with mos, II the ser Who slccr
between l.cpcn and an apple orchard 49,
You have nothing b. do, aud three or four
servants t. assist YOU
You st IN Your parl - al dsy fading Ike
flowers lnNuigm1 and .AcfiGoiug health true
cnlo'mctt hcauiy and every hlc,t kin. for
fashions sake Al the information ,on
daily dc..rc j., TO know bow goes tho fash
iouable world and whether the devil the
prime leader Of the ION. has sought out anv
ncs invention, whereby to widen tic VIDE
breach and strengthen the strong barrier
between the respectable upper ten thousand
and the contemplate lower five million
Wien your husband, come home in the eve
mng your great concern is t. Inquire how
much money they have picked up" during
the day7-what success they lave had
IN s"indhng how many they have been
enallcd to cheat, and TO what purpose -
aud what are the morrow's prospects Of n
good grab among All hundred and fifty thou
sand grabbcrsi And then, whether cent
has been made OF a hundred dollars lost
You must still 90 on adding to your cItray-
agant follies and fl e-ics-blowng up your
bladdcrs Of vanity and pridc--till suddenly
they burst and then all the Responsibility
all the quality vanishcs into thin air forcv-
err and YOU take your places 90 far in the
rear OF society a. TO be scarce worthy Of a
nod from a scraCgle- headed son Of Nobody.
You women Of Gothcm are the cause Of moro
distress and ruirition than all the l1cu4ts.
famine. and rotten, banking institutions that
ever afflicted the land If you could only
be content to g to Nicodcmus solitary and
alone, wouldn't grumhic at all-on the
contrary, ! would sing out, like Turk from
a muarct, or n boy from under n hay stack,
LCVe DcO ,-Butro 81 "r,"et .7ro mo-,
by &C. a4ir ..' .irsr - a..~ ,.g. N,l.
let Gods and Woman's will be done
Ic dandics Of Gotham have seen fools
and tops in more than forty different cities.
but none TO compare with YOU. | have
seen them so sickcninc soft and silly as to
entirely stop the growth Of thriving little
villa ,cs; but You are So much softer than
they ms the side of a pudding bag is softer
than the belly of dinner pot. A Avs foot
would make impression upon Your patcs as
vi,able as mouse track in meal chest. |
am afraid to let YOU feel the full force of nv
scrmonizinr indignation, lest it leave YOU
like the split contents Of bowl Of mush and
milk-too shallow to be scrapcd up with
spoon. and nothing to be got at with fork.
On, you oily-haircd. whiskcrcd. de-
hilitatcd apparitious Of Natures unhandi.
work YOU require to be handled with a.
much care as talow candle in August -
You mel, before the smile Of maiden like
n lump Of butter before a glowing crate Of
Anthracitc: and then We have the snpcrla-
tive distress made s,ill softer With few
fashionable phrases in Your no,hll,s-a face
most harhcr.usly lrutali1od-a ridirulously
ccutccl anparcl and most au,hcious assn
surancc-voa tin and tcctcr about thinking
that YOU eutrap the admiration of rybody
and eyery,hinp-that Of the ladies' in mar
ticular. But the worst of it is YOU are
ni;,,akcn-the medium of it is. YOU dom know
any better-and the best of it is there is
no danger of your making fools of YOUR
selves wherever YOU 60. have done with
YOU