Washington telegraph., 1847-09-08
From iieN. J. SplrIf oC N 7qaac
TAXING IN NATIVE.
AII.m m.I.IN.

rom re y D. nH5EH ~ M fH7fy.
TAXING IN ! NATIVE.
fIsu STORY.
\ luliefaus scene occurred lhs other
Jay iu Anthony sreet near where the new
theatre I, IN course ot construction which
IA hlirt description my convey an ade.
qui'n impression oft, Is well worth telling.
our ai lha labaref= growing laITsiy un
aef lho Influence Of a hal SUI, wenI hastily
ufer Go the nearest hsa.aHl lnr IfIul.. un.I
elaHpus bis naplciaus mauh 10 .hf spout.
inbilrd lhs Crulun just as il e4us. IN tie
mos luIc.bla aud pehlesu. maunar imsg
ibal.e. llafliy hai paaf Paddy. however.
1a,lei the eHshIug llla8 Hat d.seal#l be
checks, whea he starred ha,t upright. AMI
9Th a look nfaguuted horror cammrnrrd
4 serIcs ot HanlamImIr faH'prtians which
Wefa ahsalaItI, painful la Uiinszs.
.ow-oW-uglla b. graanal eauyul
siyrly, at the same Tin caNina at his
lhna' ina iiHHRiel mghaef. whi.a h. .p'H.
etl tie walsf ianh again will the energy ol
wounded whale; then sullcuiY recover.
m the usa ei his speech he .aa4.td-
sneh, mYfIbell but he suUe, is al ovrf
ailmc now
"Nhat's pancl" otelaimrd the crowd
itat bad gathered around lin. whats
gaucl"
"l're swallowed hml Oh, bo~ly St.
PuticA I've swallowed himl'
And wha, the deuce i. it ys',e swai.
lawrdl"
~ ,nttcl' "A murihering suaky oh.
huvIy ST Patrick project mel
"Sur, then. we've made a SATIN % W,
i.nncr'' said fellow h,nrcr more alive
20 fn Than ympa'hN whlca shout olmin
srj laughter aud Incredibly followed. in
which even The poor sufferer could hardly
rsin.n from joining.
"Bst wac ifa.Nr manW inquire sym.
pathetic Individual when The confusion sub.
sided.
"hIiyr jil yr say q, 'le b'rs,ri pow.
c's. SO d1nt think that IA be a0rr aliul
b.m d-all Alive, a' L IL! Rui didn't hr
jump down my throat in spite Of my teeth ''
Then c'bpping his hands 10 bic stomach, he
exclaimed, 'Orh, lorr, he's squiumlug
nnol on how'y st. paiicN o why didn't
So DO yer work u,ircy, AMI kjIi tho snake,
In ll.s numbering country, tul'-llrlp!
hr 2, bI'l the inside Of mrl Oh, hpWy
ho.csl Help mluhef' arol anl poor
Pa, distracted by fear, ca, more capcrs
Than Camanchc al war dance.
Tut, ml Dc quiet maul' returned an.
olhcr, show DO yol know i was n sHakrl
How does know, !, is' Didn't | rals
him wisghng bis iaiil oh, honiy ST. Pat
rick del,Ncfmel"
A brnevolcn, looking gcnfcmln here
suggested that il might possibly b. q ish at
perhaps an eel; and remarked that there
ought to 30 iIl-r attached To every BY.
drant in Tho city, as the water is iuil ol all
sUrls OF animslcuu, etc.
"lt's an all" shouted hplm9n, catch
ins a, the idea, mike, Il is an aIlll "Rm
lOr phaller and yen catch the usca.
pd,nlly
~ il'rf allarl' was lhe general cry,
Run, Mike, lJra 6lleH' Without pius.
Ing to inquire into the feasibility Of using
HE article In question Of The purpose de.
sired tho poor distracted son OF Erin start.
ted with The speed Of race horse lor the
Office in Broadway where tho figure ol
Hobo standing in the window "pours her
never ccasiug nunt.'
a what We call emil cried he, rush.
ing IianticallJ into the establishment.
~ snake catcher Tor the love D.!
A snake calchcrl Gh howly ST. PalrIcM
bo continued, snaiching up one and apply.
ing it onorgetlcalIy 10 his lips. Come
OIL wid yc, yc thief o the wodjl'
My good fellow said the asloni,hcd
knight Of Dnphnms, "whats the matter
with your
"Mauhcf, Is III Isn't every thing the
matlherl--a snake is the matter! I've got
au all in my beIy!-och, huliiJool hull.
bo0l'
"An cell How came an eel in your
stomachl
"And didn't the vorminl jump into my
mouth without saying by yor leayel said
the bowidered sufferer, endeayoring to
screw the filter to his lips.
But my man, that won't do amy good
now. II should have been attached to the
hydrant, and then you might have drank
with perfect safety