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ger holding OF. morerthan two small bot
tles.y Look out and not get imposed npoas-
Every bottle has "Vaughn's Vegetable Eiih1
ontripic Mixture," blown7upon the glass, The
writtcn signature of'sG, G. Vaughn,n on the
directions, and G. G. Vaughn Buffalo, ,"Stam-
ped on the cork. None other are genuine.
Prepared by DR.. G. G. Vaughn, and sold at
the principle office, 2O7 Main street, Buffalo,
at wholesale and retail. No attention paid
to letters unless post paid--orders from reg
ularly constituted Agents ercepted--post
paid letters, or verbal communications solic-
itng advice, promptly attended to, gratis.
Offices devoted exclusively to the sale Of
this articles-l32 Nassau street, New York
city; 295 Essex street, Salem, Mass; and by
the principal Druggists throughout the United
States and Canada, as advertised in the pa
lpers. l.3
For sale by H. G. LEE, Kalida. s3lab
M. ]. Myers, Columbus Grove. gal
Hamilton g. Rice, Pendleton.
Isaac B. Smith, Gilboa. lfi sH
o. w. Owen, travelling agent. mo 10 .
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los9'aI. l.. ST. JOHNS
: ANTI-BILLIOUS PILLS.

A knowledge sfthe value Of these Pills il
alone necessary 10 bring them into genera
use asa family medicine. Thousands have
already used them, who give them a deci
ded preference to all other kinds. The pro
prieter is so confident of their virtues thai
he has instructed his Agents that in case any
person after giving them a trial, does moi
prefer them to Gregory's, Lees, Peters, and
all other Ant-Billlous Pills, if the trouble
will be taken to return the balance of the
box, to refund the whole money. They are
not like many of the quack medicines of the
day, held up as an infalliable cure for alldis-
eases, but if timely administered will be
fonnd very efacacious in Bilious and re-
mittent feYers, fever and ague, costiyeness,
cholic, worms, pain of the bowels, fatulenee,
indigestion, heartburn, pain ofthe head, back
or breast, &c. ,d !, 4g
We the undersigned citizens Of Seneca
county, Ohio, have made use st. Johns Pills,
either ourselves or in our families and con.
slider them the bes. Pills in use for the BILL
lious diseases of this Western country
% VIM. Lang, Prosecuting Attorney; u. P.
Ceonrod, Sheriff; W. H. Kess,er, County Re-
corder; John iRosenberger, Isaac Mundy,
George Stoner, and Isaac Wiseman, Justice
of the Peace; Israel P. Haines, Joseph Vol
mer, Seldom Graves, John Shinefeit, John
Peter Beaver, Alexander Ingram,
James Dorman, William Baugher, Michael
Redmond, James G. Pease, S. T. Appleton,
John Pride, L. M. Loomis, y. W. Patterson,
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\ j. 4. WOICO I UIIL'
Massillon, Nov. IL, 1913.
Messrs. Comstock g. Co.

MeSsrs. ComStock u 20: fFr.
4 Gents:-About six years since, recev
ed hurt, which broke two of my ribs; siuce
which time have been most of the time un-
able to do any work from severe pain in
my side and breast. had dsspaired Of ev-
er being cured, having already paid enough
TO doctors to pay fer good farm, and reeeiv-
ed no benefit. But thanks 10 the genius
who frst compounded the Hebrew Plaster
through its effects I am well! About six
weeks since, in Logansport, heard an agent
ofyours recommending the Hebrew Plaster
and was induced to buy box, and the re-
suit was as have stated. / would also
state, that l have a daughter who for two
years has been unable to do work fiom pain
in her side, and general prostratlon of
strength, who also applied plaster to her
side, and at the same time made use OF the
Honey coated Pills. She is now nearly well,
and improving rapidly. l 4s
Yours, with great respect,
...,....-.... CALEB HARRISON.
Each box contains sufficient 10 spread 6
or large plasters. Price SO cents per box.
AGENTs.--H. G. LEE, Kalida; M. MYERS,
Columbus Grove; and w. HAMILTON, PEN
dleton. Feb. IL. lS47. 3llacw
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READ, and Receipe InstruciiOn.

/, ! READ, and Receive Instruction.
WE would call the attention Of our readers
to the advertisement Of the Hebrew Plaster
and the HoNEY-C COATED PrLL, in to-day's pa
per; aud would also state in connection with
this that we are we'll acquainted with the
Hebrew Plas,er, having made nse Of it at the
East Of q severe pain in our side and breast,
which at one time threatenep to entirely dis
able US from attending to our business
Two or three applications Of the Plaster, en-
tirely cured US. We haveiiu various instan-
ces since, recommended il to others for seat.
ed pains Of all descriptions, and have never
known it TO fail in sfecting a permanent
cure.--Logansport Telegraph. aI :
JEW DAvID'S, OR HEBREW PLAS-
'sePs TER,
Is becoming one ofthe most popular med
icines now before the public. For rcR Roving
allseated pains, such as Rhesmatisn, pain in
the back, side or breast, il has no equal in
the world. 1t is also efficacious in removing
wens, tumors, eorns, &c. We do not de-
sign 10 puff this medicine with old, fictitious
certificates, but will simply mention few
recent cases, where il has effected cures.
Mr.. Sloan, Of GAINESVILLE, after having suf-
fered with Rheumatism for xise gears, was
cured by using the Hebrew Plaster.
Mr.. Anderson, Of Putnam, was troubled
for long time with lame back, occasioned
by overlfting, and was cured by using this
plaster. li Lsstt Y4, Ns
A man (name not recollected,) } Of Gratiot,
in Licking county, was entirely cured Of
Rhumatism by using this plaster.
The following certificate from Mr.. Wor-
s,ell, editor Of the Massillon Gazette, was
furnished us few days since:
Messfs. Comssock e. Ce-During last win
Ter and Spring,I was SO troubled with pain
in my breast, as to render me unfit for the
dnties Of the Office; and, hearing ysur Jew
David's, or Hebrew Plaster, highly recon-
msnded, for similar cases, was induced to
give It a trial. | had worn plaster ON my
breast buta short time, when all pain left
me, and was enabled again TO engage in the
duties Of the office. My sister, residing
at Steubenville, has also received much
benefit from its use. o9 lIrG 4
q ~ @a'a' (,3e J.P. WORSTELL.
Moee;llnr No, 10 1910 f|H g
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G LOR lou S N E W S!
,-,VAIL G BEAMS
NEW CASH STORE.

VAIL g. BEAM have just received, at theiI
Store in Kalida, Putnam Co, direct from the
city, splendid assortment of Goods, of,ev.
cry description necessary for this Section ol
the country, which, together with their origi;
nal stock, constitutes selection unsurpassed
in extent, variety orquality in the Northwes.
They have now OH hand a splendid assort.
ment of 'i}ilF 5r-t 49, aqn-N qop
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! Lee, hudson g. Lee,

P. s.-B. F. LEE, formerly Of the
firm ofLprd g. Lees, and late senior part.
ner in the original firm Of Lee g. Brewster,
from which connection he Withdrew some
time ago, and has resumed business ir con-
nection with Messrs, Lee and Judson, under
the firm Of LEE, JUDSON a. LEE, and he
ventures to assure bis fiiends and the public,
that the new firm will maintain the same pre-
seminence in this branch of the tra5e, which
formerly distinguished the other two houses
20 which he belonged
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PRINTED CALICOES.

~ Their present Stock consists of nearly y
ONE THOUSAND PACKAGES, EN-.
bracing some THOUSANDS ofdiferent pat
terms and colorings, and comprising every
thing desirable in the line, FOREIGN and
DOMESTIC.
All Of which are offered for sale for cash,
or satisfactory credit, at the LOWEST PRICES,
bv the
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Piece or Packa &c.

New Styles are received, almost every day
and many of them are got up for our own
sales, and not TO be found elsewhere.
6JPrinted lists Of prices, corrected from
day to day, with every variation of he mar
ket, and are placed in the hands of buyers.
Merchants will be able 10 form some idea
OF the extent and variety Of our assortment,
when we state, that the value Of our usual
ofork nf this i.
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PUTNAM COUNTY OFFICERS
AssocIATHs JuDoRs. ---Silas McClish, Geo
Skinner, and J. X. Sackett.
: CLEaK. Moses Lee.
SHERrFr. James II. Vail as
PRosEcUrrNe ArToREEr.--J. Mackenzie
TREAsURER.--O. w. Crawfis.
AUDITOR. Nahum Smith.
REcoHDER. John Dixon.
CoRoNER. Ramsey.
SURvsvoR.- .--Lucius E. Hawley.
County CoMMIssroNERs.- .--Henry Joseph
Boehmer, Samuel Ramsey, and Geo. Stewart
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i -. ~
Thomas Lloyd, Isaac Dewitt, John S@ander,
Abraham Smith, Benjamin Tomb, Geo.
Chnstlip, Y. fsfierson' si! lnode YYois
BEWARE OF COUNTEFEITs. b
The great demand for these pills has al
ready induced unprincipled men to counter
felt them. The public are there cautioned
against purchasing any that are not signed
by the propriter with a pen upon the wrapper
enclosing each box. To counterfeit which
is States Prison offence. sss
ST.. JoHN's ANrr-BrILrous PILIs,---7By'
reference to our advertising columns il owill'
seen that these very valuable pills have found4
there way into our midst, We are somewhat
acquainted with their virtues and hesitate not
in recommending them to the public.-Ken-
fOn ReDubLicnn
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ONE RTICLE

is at least twice the
value Of the entire stock Of dry goods usual.
" kept BY our largest wholesale jobbers.--
This fact, together with the fact, that oul
means and our attention, instead Of being di.
vivided among vast variety Of articles, are
devoted wholly to ONE, will render the advan.
tages which we can offer 10 dealers perfectly
obvious; and il shall be our care that none
who visit our establishment shall meet with
I any disappointment. .a5 4 ,''f 8a 'qlri
a Our assortment is complete at all seasons
. ofthe year. aqa4 y;
rs4a'.i - Ia r. Tu.J.
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ADMINISTRATION NOTICE.

.NOTICE is hereby given that the undersign.
In ed was at the last Term. Of the Court Of
Common Pleas ofPutnam County, duly appoint.
Of b. A. Hull. late @ of said County, deceased ''
"a taW0g VxFsss n JOHN DIXON.
August 10. l847. s36c
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TAXES FOR 1s47.

NOTICE is hereby given that the ratcso
taxes for the present year on the 500 valu-
alton in the several townships are as follows:
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WAREHOUSEOF ba
p Rim is ON LsY.
No, Sc CEDAR sEREET NEW YORK.
LEE, JUDSON g. LEE,

LEE, JUDNOlV q LI1lE,
'Y93Ijl (LATE LEE g. JUDSON)
Occupy the spacious FIVE STORY
WAREHOUSE, No. 56 CEDARS STREET
= the WHOLE Of which is devoted to the ex
bibition and sale Of the SINGLE ARTIcLEf
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FonErcN CoIN--Tbe following valuable
tables are furnished by the Secretary of the
Treasury for the use Of receivers of public
moneys sa gnol
Tie rates at phieh foreign money or currency ar
fired bv l0ss. p,taai{ti
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TreasMrer's Notice.

THE amount of Tax levied each hundred dollars Va.
luation Of Taxable Property in the County Of Putnam
for he vear l94r. ia follows: f.IUr Hf. .r.r
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n "3' p Wanted: 3a1Ui1' 3
Five Thousand lbs. of Butter; 10000 BUSH
els Wheat, Corn, Oats, Timothy and Clover
Seed Wool, Ginseng, Beeswax, Feathers,
Cattle, Hogs, and Horses, all taken
in exchange, andin fact every thing the far
mer has to sell Kalida May "a. 1917.
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For the Pioneer.
TO MARRY

Go gentle soul, the glorious theme review,
7 That theme on which thy hopes OF future
bliss depends,
And listen while the voice of love would WOO,
And strive to gain at last, the christians
end.
The toys of earth no more may win thy heart,
No more may day dreams tell of joys to
come,
With earthly pleasure be not loath to part,
But think, oh! think of that eternal home,
The christians home where heavenly pleas
ures dwell;
Where good and great of all past ages be,
Where all the saints are joyfully secure.
And is it SO! that face now bright, though
pale,
Must bid adue to earth and be no more
Convcvsant with the scenes below. TITS
naught
But truth, however young thou be, though all
The combined powers of earth could be
employed
To keep thee here; yet could ne 'er be done.
The heart, the heart, the seat of purest love
Would bow and bleed, would mourn to be
assured.
That thou hast died without hope ol
heaven.
Then TO the cross of thy Redeemer fly,
And claim an interest in that blood,
Which flowed for all Do not delay, for time
Fastening all into the spirit world.
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charitable purposes, attend the sick, admins
ter to their wants, relieve the poor, and who
can tell the great satisfaction and pleasure
arising from such source? How greatly
will it add to his enjoyment to think he has
been the means of doing some good in the
earth! But suppose instead of this he enters
early upon domestic life, gets an unsuitable
companion, fer it's hard to get good one, is
in poor circumstances, has family Of grow
ing children, has not the means of education,
then lets them grow up without that training
SO nessary TO their usefulness in life, and
which might make them ornaments to society
and friends. The children feel their dcgre
dation, charge the father with that neglect,
which was not in his power to perform, and
as last resort plunge themselves in the vor-
tex of despair In the mean time the wife is
dissatisfied, quarrels with her husband, calls
him hard names, and he in return abuses her
and perhaps gives her thrashing. This
quarrcling, browling takes place-the neigh
borhood becomes alarmed-the constable is
called, and it finally endsin one or both being
landed in prison. What blessed consultations
are these the fruits of married life, and who
does not envy the happiness of such glcri.
GUS examples as these?
But again single life saves MISERY, when
the clamor of arms is heard reaching through
our hills and plains when the country calls
for volunteers, and the enemy is prepared for
battle. Who ask, is better prepared to iso
than the single man, or the bachelor il y9u
please! And should he fall in battle. he he's
no wife to shed the briny tear--no children
to lament his loss, to weep and mourn as 9TH
ers have done who went in the excitement OF
the moment and fell, and have left diecon-
solate wife and beggared children, thrown
upon the cold charity Of the world.
But Mr.. Editor, fear have tresspassed
too much upon your readers already and must
close. hope however, that Uxorious will
see the advantages and beauties of a bache-
lor's life, and feel disposed to acknowledge
that they are not such 'withered up things as
he might suppose after all.
RACHEL OR.
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BACHELOR.

Daguerreoiyping the Moon.-A DAG
uerreoty pist in New York has, by means
of an accurate and costly lens manufac-
turod in France, expressly to his order,
succeeded in gattins photographic re-
presentation Of the m oon, which, on being
subjected to the action of a pow erful mi
croscope, il is said, has disclosed the most
astonishing and beautiful phenomena in
relation 20 that planet. A foil account
OF the experiments is promised as soon as
they have been completed. More hum,
bug, probably.
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.MXSCELL.HVH.
From the Columbian Magazine :.
THE PRINCE OF TEECUCO.
A Romance of Central America.
BY MRS. @ NJ. KIRKLAND.

This last effort Of the rerfdous Maxtla
who, anxious to avoid rupture with the
Mexican monarch, Lad cloaked under
various pretences his termination 'f
destroy Huaico, proved favorable to the
fortunes Of the prince. Tha people. ex
tremely dscontented ith The fepanee
rule, which they cunirasted with tie tai
milder sway of their owu soyerelgns, were
ripe for general revolt; aud their chiefs
found in this new demonstration of Max
stla's enmity reason for immediate ac-
'tion. Measures were therefore taken for
the organization of force which should
drive the intruder from Tezcuco, and set
the young heir upon the throne OF his
fathers.
Allwas n readiness, and iIualco, in the
presence of the chief men Of the kingdom
who remained faithful, had been arrayed
in manly armor--the golden pia ed cuirass,
the helmet of silver with its towering
plumage and aigrette of gems, and the
surcoat Of exquisite feather-work wrought
with the best skill of high born maldens;
while his youth, his modesty and his noble
air prepossessed all hearts in his favor.
He had listened to the counsel of the
elders, and replied with the good sense
resolution which go farther in old mems
minds than personal graces. Atahilpa
with great emotion embraced his noble
pupil, who was now in measure TO be
taken from him, since the morrow waste
bring on his msjority aud his assumption
of the reins ofempre. The numbers who
fiocked to the royal standard left little
doubt that the Tepanec power was at an
end in Tezcuco, aud with the morning
light the decisive blow was TO be struck
Hualco, who was TO JOIN the army in per-
son, was now left to his repose, but scarce,
IL had he laid aside his helmet when the
ringing of the mat at his door announced
a visitor, and the disguised figure of the
garden again stood before him.
"Once more," she said, with deep rev.
erence, "once more, mylord, | venture
into your presence, not now, as before, for
your sake but for my own. When / was
sent 10 warn you ofthe designs ofthe king,
] mentioned, in my confusion, the name
of Xioote. Forget this, pray you, when
you are seated on the throne, and spare
the old man for The sake Of her W ho illing
ly risked her life 10 save you" Ff -
"Spare him! He is my fathers kinsman,
and were he far less, thy lightest word
W ould be enough. But tell me, lady, are
you the daughter of Xicote!"
She bent her head in silence.
"The lady Faraltzin!"
"The same" And, modestly putting
aside her veil, which the customs of the
through oriental in some re
apects, did not forbid. the fair maiden of
The forest stood confessed 10 her young :
Sinsman, whose heart bounded with de y
light at This confirmation ofhis hopes. Ii i
y as his turn to kneel now, but we dare
'ot attempt TO record the particulars oil
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BY w. T. GILES.
alpogtrW.
ENDURANCE.

BY RcBERT JossELYN. Se
'sTis bitter to endure the wrong
Which evil hands and tongues commit;
The bold encroachments of the strong.
The shafts Of ealumny and wit:
The scornful bearing of the proud,
The sneers and laughter Of the crowd.
And harder still it is to bear
The censure Of the good and wise,
Who, ignorant Of what you'are,
Or blinded by the slanderer's lies,
Look coldly on, or pass you by,
In silence, with averted eye. aa
But when the friends in whom your trust
Was steadfast as the mountain rock,
Fly, and are. scattered like the dust,
Before Misfortune's whirlwind shock
Nor Love remains to cheer your fall,
This is more terrible than all. 3
But even this and these-ay more,
Can be endured, and hope survive;
The noble spirit still may soar,
Although the body fails to thrive;
Disease and want may wear the frame
Thank God! the soul is still the same.
Hold up your head, then, man of grief,
Nor longer to the tempest bend,
For soon or late must come relief:
The coolest, darkest night will end;
Hope in the true heart never dies
Trust on-the day-star yet shall rise.
Conscious of purity and worth,
You may with calm assurance wait
The tardy recompense of earth:
And e'en should justice come too late
To soothe the spirits homeward flight,
Still Heaven, at last, the wrong shall righ
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Mother, don't yoa wish you had the
the tree of evi! in your G garden?'
'Why, Josh, you sarPent, What do you
meant
AS moneys the root of all evil, IL we had
the tree coulln't We get al! the piecious
stuff
bod rot you pesky vaftnint, you're eet-
ting too smart, entirely; that's what comes
Of sending boys to macadamian.'
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you Lad always avoided rum said a
wealthy though not intelligent grocer TO
his incorporate ne'ghbor, your early ha-
bits Of industry sad intellectual abilities
would have placed yoa il any station, and
on would now ride nyour carrpge.'
And II you had never sold rum for me
to buy,' replied t!!e bscshsnSl, you would
have been my driver.
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From the Saturday Eveuing Post.
ENIGMA.

] am composed OF 25 letters.
NV 2, 25, 10, 3, is the color Of
My 2, 25, 10, 8, 10, g. 2, 10, IS. who was
NV %, %, 9. 8, 20, 25. Of much repnte.
My 70, 0, d, 90. IS, 6, II, 20, l, was a
President but gave up to.
My "a, 3, 10, 10, 25, who was not again
ambitious.
My 5, 90, 7. l3, IA 90, is bean and used
My6,s, 8, 2, %. 25, for flavor.
My $, 90, %. 0, 81, 8, 26, is vegetable
cultivated in. .ts.-.
Ny "a, %, 81, 4, 8, 81. 6, 10, America.
My IL, l6, a, /, 2i,6, Is, 26, 5, 23, %, 0,
6, is the technical name of.
Ny s. 20, 5, 10, 4, well know herb.
My 6, 8, 26, 25, 25, 9, 6, 2, 10, can be
seen in tho streets of.
My %, I, 3, Is, 9, 5, 3, in the State of
Pennsylvania.
My 6, 10, Ia, 2a, 5, Is, 26, l6, that which
inbabiis.
Ny. 26, I, 3, 81, 8, l6, %. IL, on the earth
Ny whole yon win fad some difficulty
q ferreling out
G. w.
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~ amt agoing TO do anything Else.'--
There are certain phrases, that once fair.
ly under way, are for line all the rage.
Just now, the expression above 10 the
fashionable reply TO almost every ques.
tion that is asked.
Not long since minister stepped into
honse--so the paper says-and found a
lady making 5uai!o. lie asked hsr what
sao "as IN. li.s that hustle for? She said
sha intended TO were it to prsachicg next
Sunday.
"You intend TO wear it 10 churcha" ask:
ed the "mnn of Isreal."
81 don't intund 10 wear anything else,"
replied the fair one. IS
"Well," responds the precher, II should
like TO see you at ch&rch t0i!hos! Anything
else on but that bustle!!"
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A Crooked Su5ject,--A Matamoros cor
respondent of an Indian paper gives the
following description of the Rio Grande
River:-
Imagine four of the crookedest things
in the world, then imagine four more
twice as crooked, and then fancy to your
self a large river three tinfs as crooked as
all these put together, and you have
faint idea ofthe crooked disposition Of this
almighty crooked river. There is no drift
in it, from the fact that it is SO crooked
that timber can't find its way far enough
down to lodge two sticks. together--but
few snakes, because il is not straight
enough to swim in, and the fish are all in
the whirlpools in the bends, because they
can't find their way out. Birds frequen-
tly attempt TO fly across the river, and
light on the same side they start from, be.
ing deceived by The different crooks! In
deed, you may be deceived when You
think you see across it, and some of the
b'hoys say IL is so dsrned twietihg there
isn't but one side TO it,
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CONUNDRUMS.

Why is a pig in parlonr like house
on fire?
Why is man going to town like one
expecting to receive blow!
Why Is an old woman like 10 af of breads
Why is a young man who is deprived Of
a kiss by his sweet heart like school boy
over hard sum!
Why is the Influenza like the two
Houses Of Congress!
Why are pens, ink, and paper, like Ak
ed stars!
Why is short negro like a white mani
Why is the statute book like tho Gree
clan army before Troy! ssseg
Why is a stormy. windy day, likes
child with cold in its head! nl3f129