Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1847-09-02


An cid Goats sisantsges az uumesous,
psopie will not ihink Il worth whiIs Il
Ficf your pockeis; The ladies' will 90
bother you with their insstiaie love, lna
you viii not - leased 70 take lee wal
yssr scqasinisness.
Mhsrs did 700 come from y assi,
\ WiIkes 70 bssesr 10 he Isls u Wight
From ~ Devil.
What u ening On there 2
Much tks sams q here
sUhalss thar 81
he ieh taken 10 and ihe poor kep
Aksrd shsIlsd minister observed ii I
late sermon. that 90 one ever got religion
u . great busfls4 Think 81 mia, ~
1ul11n-ist lAdiss.
fsis Bsrmoeks. cone up aud .sy YOU
Iesson.
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WHIT s,a. s.. =. d. iotsidd..
- R::ss. =. y. ,.ll.d that ~ a dldn''
hos q you Lnou Ina, n.ds hssssl
Bseoz uhsa our Judy va, to5bid ID
sposk 10 the feIIefs, she HenEup and col
night down in John Diddle's lap,
A spruce looking Ne oisnsni, under The
ten rsgfmeni bill. asking friend what be
would be taxed Tor without his epauleiies,
s.ssnsssrsd tina. 10 would be taken for
dsti.
Rsry Uaerlaia Boy, who do you be.
long tor ssksd . gentleman the other
day % he stepped on board Of . steam
boat and raw dsrkey lisilsssly leaning
800 the guards. 4 did bionk 10 HASA
s William, sif. when | came sboard, but
he's bssn Ia the cabin plsyin' poker wild
dc captain 'bove az hour don't know
who blong 10 now
Mtv Esef b LEslory. IAN Ohio editor
says be k0ew Shakespeare when be lived
10 fennsylvania. and that his name. vas
not Shakespesre,y but Hm. SpeareA-ihat
he aisrfwards moved into the Slate Of
Michigan, csughi the fever and sgue, and
Was atisfMtfds nick named SHAKE. Speare.
i Were ron ever ID the mssmeric state ,
said believer 10 the scienes to ilat
boat Hcosier.
4 never vas. stranger. sa.d The 90.
dsf.. I bah nom the State Of I1disny
myself, but | have hved six years insths
Iowa Territory
4 must tax You Ave dollars, fst adyies
given at sundfy times. ssid village doc
tor . one Of the canal gentlemen. MOI
= BIZ Of Il. honey. was the prompt On.
RIVER. Tor il u not every one who can gel
his advice taken a ell. At all-snd 90 you
havs The face 70 ~ me guineafor obleeg.
lag yssss
doctor. can you eat that bot oyster
soup with impuniiys'
No. Joe; alsays cal Il with aspoon.
Why ere sil ladies ihievesf Because
they dock each other sirocks.
j shall be back again 10 minute, a.
The emeiic said 10 The doctor.
I'm behind The time - The mouse
said when be ran back 81 the clock.
A Western girl. alter giving her lover
hearty smaek, exclaimed. Dog nv cat
4 yon hain't taken little rye. old hos.
'Ar. Timus. said wag, how do YOU
keep your booksf Oh, By double entry.
Do6hIe snlry. howe lhais' Oh. easy
Neigh. ] make one entry and lalher
Smakss anolher'
A Nsuburypoft deacon. upon re-.
turning from meeting one Sunday. per-
eeivsd that bis boys bad bern milking
and drinking ekg noss allsf lecturiag
them upon The ipproprie,y Of doing such
things = any tine. particularly Sabbath
s5y IsH, 7o6Sr :. I = A---ft-- "a =. ,i-s.
You are wiling ny III on,very roush
E1t~&t N@t@ NttCut " Ut1 oltutullG
Never mind. replied the lawyer. II,
hss 2 Be fitd before il cones ID court.
Why i brseeari Ike steamboat a.
Because hes vsporer-N. b. Dsha.
No-becsnse he oflsn bur,:s his boiler.
and 20 one i 10 blame Bat himself.
They ere oslis,a ID practice IN SORTS
81 aesnomy - New York. A paper
there s,ls->" We ssu : shrewd Ysakte-
ioosifE boz pessihg our o;Ece Ibis a ofns
iag, ~heo ihs ran fsined fastest holding
- enb III. osri his hsri. and I pitcher
1ndsf ne s11e q !, % are Tie uler r
C.tis6s C:rran.i&se<.--A sbs,, In.
s.ese Noile hs.ie child Il keu,lensn
i '1is place ms PLAYING ia Inc 4 "a. save
ne Oh loIonl L<coll 4 ~ 81 I<tiv /
a'',eEtl ~ Ia<fS lt6z,<f. ,nj .er<,elr
Iciersl. TIE rooster tn6sk /. 81 ,k.
IG6i Gin NJ <p1is, cutting skf5r.k n,
fI@1I md e's.ioe t'1er dt>n rS.l<s 81
~ i.<< i 10 fict<i DE ct;'l's herd
l,I -.t.1< lo1 1oc'd pfo1,kI5 hsys
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