Washington telegraph., 1847-08-25

Win us-ihAl sGoll atlu Cohltllpl VIII oe
his only welcome, and then We may hope
lof better things - Western Continent.
THREE AGONIES AT ONCE.
New York is never without an agony.
The good saint, whatever bis name may
be, WIN prcsides over the deslinies Of this
great city, keeps his wonder.loying children
constantly supplied with flesh novelties;
ne sooner does one grow stale than another
starts up but II has rarely happened that
three have came together. The arrival ot
Madam Anna bishop, the Chinese Junk.
aud the French slramef, has completely ia.
ken the town by surprise, and produced
some very odd accidents by the strange
Iumble oil three such opposite elements. II
lwo men meet IN the street, one says 10 the
olher. allow arc you, bow's your junk
meaning 'ycur wife, While the other
frplies, pretty well, thank You; have
You seen the Chinese Bishop,-pshal |
mean have yon heard Madam Anna Junk
Coming down Broadway this morning.
we overheard the following conversation
helween three gentlemen who caue out Of
the Carlton House;
Brown. How are you, smihl Have
yun seen he'll
Smith Yes; shes a proligious crea
lufr. No'hing like her has been seen in
New iprk.
lirewn. |. il possible. Wei. | am
told that sic coal seventeen thousand
pound. sterling.
Smah. Pol pol \ gentleman Nhe
knows her like a book tells ne she wears
Thirty thousand pounds sterling in lewels.
Bown. Jewslsl Good heavensl had
IN idea Il ANYTHING oilhai sori.
Smith. Wellil's. a hcl. They were
presented by the crowned head. oil Europe.
Blown. Crowned jcvilsl as murh.
Smith. ll's true nevertheless. saw
one oI the necklaces myself magnificent
string nl pearls as big as efanberfies, with
a superb diamond efpss attached. \ pres.
rni from the Emperor nf Russia.
Jones. Tie Emperor Of Rnssial |
don't believe it. But they do say tha,
l.oui. Philippe wa, very partial 10 her.
Smith. dare say. She made prn.
tuund sensation in Europe, she is equal TO
the Swedish nightingale.
Brown. oh ,esl dare say she is IN
enc respect, eqnal 10 any nightingale, she
will feather her nest well.
Smith. Capital
Brown. Well. think you are both
crazy.
Jones. She, superb craft any how
yuu can hs il; and they say she can ac.
commodale over two hundred men.
Smith. Jones, youarc backyard. |
am ashamed ol you.
Jones. Ashamed OF mel Come. come,
that's very well after your ridiculous stories.
Brown. Don't quarrel, gentleman,
mean 10 examine her myself inside and on,
everything about her 10 day. | have had
an invitation 10 private little party.
Smith. What, and InE asked. We'll
| guess will know the rcasun ofihat.
Brown. They say she is painted SO
oddly.
Smith. That's loo bad, now. She's no
more painted iban you a.n, ,aw her in
broad day and she has lne complelio as
you ever saw in your lie.
Brown. Well how these papers will
liel Tho Tribune says that she has a red
waist aud is painted all over with grolesquc
figures.
Jones. Hal bal hal How ahsuid. |
tell you she is painted black all over except
her port holes, which are white.
Smith. In lhs name Of all hats mon.
strous, gentleman, what are you talking
about
Brown. Talking about! Why the Chi.
nese Junk, 10 BE- sure.
Jones. mean, the French steamer
Smith. Aud | mean, Madam Anna
Bishop. How ridiculous.
Jones. llol hol hol
Brown. Goes down Maiden Lane
humming, "The Junk, the Junk, tho Chi.
nese Junk. Tho big, the red, the mo ON.
str1us Junk. k."-N' y. Mirror.