Tri-weekly journal. (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1847-188?, 1847-07-10
MADE WHOLE FOREVER.

rs THERE NO RELIEF? cries many a wretch, at the
l. racking pains OF disease pronounced ncurable
penetrate every fibre of the Frame is there nothing
that will give peace and happiness, and assuage my
anguish" exclaimed the poor sufferer who is stretched
upon bed of torture by that terrible enemy OF the
man race, Pilesl There is reef-there is something
that will eradicate every vestage of your complaint,
and will positively you for life, without injurng
any part OF your system, without suectng you to IN
convenience, without rendering you liable even to
cold, and without costing you but mere trltle, IN
comparison to which the benefit to be derived by its
expenditure Is fortune, and something beside That
remedy-that invaluable and inestimable gifts
DR.. UPHAM'S VEGETABLE ELECTUARY.
1t is an internal remedy, and composed of twenty
different vegetable substances which too simple to
invade the system perniciousy, but powerful enough
TO set the springs OF health in perfect motion and that
eectuay that they will not get out OF order IN the
same manner again. No mineral can be detected in
the composition, any other article that can be
directly orindirectly deleterious. The remedy was
invented by DIR. Upham after he left College. lie was
driven TO find cure for the piles by the misery the
disease inflicted upon him and he now offers the
benefits of his discovery to the world at large. The
proprietor OF the Electuary unequivocay and distinct
y avers(and challenges contradiction that it will
completely external, internal, blind or bleeding
piles OF the the longest standing, matter how OBJ
stinae the may be, how hopeessy the patient
may be considered situated. The one-dollar boxes
have entirely eradicaed the disease, after had exs
ted in its most terrific aspects for twelve, fifteen, and
twenty and twenty-five years; in proof OF which,
the fortunate individuals who were made whole have
presented the most positive and unmistakabe testi-
m0ny In some instances cure has been effected by
six Doses half box after the ingenuity of host of
phisicans the dreadful knife OF the surgeon had been
exercised to the utmost with but the smallest shadow
OF success These not idle assertions, falsely put
forth TO enrap the creduous but solemn and wonder
full truths TO which hundreds will testify. Even If
surgical operation were certain to accomplish per-
manent cure, it is too disgusting to be thought of
while the agony engenders is appalling in the
reine and skaters the constitution beyond hope of
recovery The number ofpersons efiectualy cured of
piles by the Electuary in two years falls but little
short Of ten thousand in New York, Philadelphia,
Boston and other cities of the Union. This is
great result to boast and is equalled, APP
preached by any event noted in the medical history of
the world. Ii is reasonable to suppose that sneers
will be leveled OF these remarks. So they were at
Fulton when be first made known the worth of steam
and its great practical utlity-so they Were ut the
prosecuted Galheo when he published his discovery
OF the Microscopes they were at Morse when he
limited at the discovery of the Magnetic Telegraph
safer for the sufferer try before he SCOTS, und pro-
cure happiness and renewed lease OF life If he
Many man has lost his existence by permitting
his incredibly to master his judgement.
The Electuary is particularly commended to the at
tenton of married ladies, the one half of whom are
subjected to the attacks piles in modified forn.-
The medicine can be safely taken under all circum-
stances Either before the piles appear after they
have mdae their sad havoc, the victim is made TO
dure severe cosveness gddiness, intamations OF the
Spleen kidneys, liver, ntestines, bladder and spine
Win many corresponding sure
Of all of which nothing equals the Elecuary These
professions not solely mercenary, but made
with view of alternating the disresses of myrads
who can discover no method whereby TO gain a re-
storation of their health. This fact will be apparent
TO all who inspect the medicine, when, by doing,
they may perceive thatis cost must necessarily be al
most as great as the price demanded for II. while
this certain and speedy remedy Is 10 be had cheap
is criminal neglect to test its WORTH and put
unqualified asseveratons in its favor to the test
Sold, wholesale and retail, by WYATT &
IKEVCIIMAN, l21 FutOn-st., N. Y. and by
A.C. HALLOCK. Evansville, Ind
| And Druggists generally throughout the U. >.
| Price 81, 90 perbox.
/ NorIcE;-Ihe genuine has the written signature
thus 91F-A. Uphanl, NJ d. The hand is also done
with apen Je3 II.
10 The most superior Anti Bilious Pill in the
market, an which are creating much excitement,
and are SO greedily swallowed by the Bilious, are Dr.
Charles A. Van Zandt's
/ ANTI BILIOUS HEALTH RESTORATIVE PILIs.-They
cure safely and certainly without preventing the pa
tent from attending to the business, and the only
sure remedy for Billiouness and
| ALL IT'S ATTENDANT PLAGUES,-ever placed before
the people They open the pores cleanse the stomach
restore the hillary ducts health full operation and
perform miracles in the way of preserving health and
preventing spread of dangerous maladies This in
valuable medicine will also correct depraved appe
tite strengthen the nerves any other debilitated
part of the SYSTEM remove those dull headaches which
are prenonitory oliver Complaints, and generally
accomplish what it takes Dozens OF other Medicine:
TO do.
All this is performed through concise knowledge
of the plain fact Ihat there is but one cause fol
troubles of this kind, and that medicine made
to strike at the root of this cause OF necessity
| ANNIHIIATE AND DISSIPATE-all its subsequent re
Suits which medical ncompetency has 50 badly treat
ed.
Yes-Billiousnes involves infinity of disorders
all which render life curse and death relief
Biousness is simply manifestation ofdiseaSe of tn
Liver, and il not taken
!, In Time,
will eventually send the sufferer to tha bourne from
whence traveller returns" Let bilious affection
have sway, and it will end in induration absces
of the liver, producing, it commits its secret and in
sdious ravages, Dyspepsia, Gout, Epilepsy, Heart
disease internal disorders of all kinds, foul stomach
Headaches, Hysterica, Shortnes of Breath, Mucous
, Expectations, Pains i'll the Breast, Dry Coughs
ing evers, capricious appetite, or loss ofi Scurvy
Chloross, Jaundice, Neuralgia PapitatiOns, sever
{ costivenes, and hundred other fearful complaint
which are too numerous to mention. We can Prov
to anybodys satisfaction that these pills will scom
pletely renoyate the human frame, and Cure Perma
nently, all these ills by driving away every imprope
condition of the bile and liver
| Biliousness being produced by hot climate, by
changable atmosphere, by damps and togs, this med
lclne unequalled as 1t IS is Just the thing for th
! West, where men exposed to all the causes anC
effects of the Bie:-to the South where Liver Com
plants seem to be epidemical: to the Sea, when
excellent Cathartic Is invariably the Preserver of m
and Happiness.
Let no one suffer, but buy Dr. Van Zandt's Anti
Bilious Health Restorative Pils,.and be strong anc
mentally as well as physically vigorous The seden
tary want it, and can procure nothing better.
In short, all these virtues of the pharmacPpia arr
comprised in these little pellets of life.