Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1847-02-11
PEELED from this Association"

PEELED from this Association"
/, was proved 10 the satisfaction OF the Order,
by creduable testimony, that Mrs B. (through
her cook) became cognizant of the important
fact that Mr.. Henpeck, her neighbor, had gone
iao',he races withou, his wifes consen,-fur,her,
that when he returned, she would not speak TO
him for The space of fifteen minutes, and would
not call him dear for the balance of the day
1t was further proved that Mrs. B. did not dis
close these interesting facts to the public, with
in The time specified by the Constitution
The Presiden, closed The discussion, by saw
ing il was evident that Mrs. B. had been guilty
Of most henous offence. If such conduct
was tolerated, the Order would soon loose its
efficacy, and eventually be broken up. She
was sorry Mrs. b., whose character had been
good heretofore, should render herself liable TO
such penalty. IL was for wise purposes this
article had been embodied in the Constitution,
and, however much it went against her private
feelings, she (Mrs. G. was compelled, from
sense of duly to the Order and the public, TO
enforce the provision of our able Constitution
Il is therefore ordered tha, Mrs. Sarah Blab-
mouth be expelled from all participation in the
privileges of the Independent Order OF Cab
bleites"
A resolution was then offered and passed,
making appropriation for the purpose of pro-
curing pair Of splendid satin slippers. to be
! Il 4
of the high regard in which that lady's service
held by the Order
The news of the week was then called for,
and several members handed in their reports,
containing The following items, the particulars
of which may be had from any member of the
Order, in good standing:-Mr. Sly had escorted
Miss Lookingout from Church twice, and it is
considered as settled fact that they are TO be
married, if he can raise the license. Thomas
Soaplock has procured new coat (''on ,ic'')
and intends exhibiting himself and cane on The
steps of Fayeue Church, Immediately before
and after divine service, on Sundays, for one
mouth. Certain young ladies have become We
ry piOus since the visits of The Junior minister
have commenced. A venerable goat, that has
ny years, died on Saturday last. A Gabbleile
4 clan, consisting inclusively Of old mahls, has
/ been formed at Washington Ii is rumored
/ that Miss FIirt *..s***!, but don't say any,
thing about il for The world. Mr.. Skinfinl in
tends recovering by process Of law, the amount
Of sundry dinners and suppers used up by
certain Mr.. Runround, who, il seems, had been
pretending 10 pay particular attention 10 one Of
The old mans daughters, for the last Twelve
months, but recently ION being nlerroga'ed by
the old lady 10 his n,eniions) declared him
self already supplied with betrer-half in Phil
adelphia-,he william! To this sentiment the
entire meeting responded amen
/ The reading of the particulars Of the above
items was gone Though with, when Mrs. Cab
BILE rose, and occupied The attention of the mee-
ting by saying that she was happy TO see such
an increased interest taken in this praisewor-
4 thy cause. Ii argued well for The improved
morality and intelligence of city. Balli-
moreans are beginning TO appreciate the bles-
sings of an institution having for its object free
trade in new aud universal diffusion of knowl-
edge All ;hs reform has been brought about
through the ndetai-gabble exeriions, of those
noble souls who projected and originated The
4" Independent, Order of Gabbletes," ard no
doubt prosperity will al some future day, erect
lofty monument 10 their remembrance. Go
on my dear Gabblers, in THIS work of faith, and
labor Of love, and verify you shall have your
reward. hold In my hand song, prepared
by myself expressly for the use Of this Order.
Ii contains synopsis of Our principles and du-
Ties, and | hope every member, and more es-
Peeially the younger ones, will study il care
fully, and adop' its salulary and praise worthy
maxims You will now please lay back your
heads, roll up your eyes, open your mouths and
sing it with ull your might,
Copies Of the song were then handed round,
and the Oder present, en- masse, sung he Iol
lowing 10 lively tune.