Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1847-09-02
TO HALF A MILLION OF THE TOR
TTEEDt
MEAN sUCH As HAVI
THE kHE

THE PILES!
a STEDIES OF COMPLAINT o WHICH THE
49, faculty go this 0rthe od country can find M cen
uinc remedy and which cannot always be e1termiuated
ganus knife, We know that far this disease dozens Of
useless remedies having tcsn pulled into uotoriety and
soldto lcgions afdeeeived individuals. and that any adj
vcriisrd rehef, for that reason, is liable to he disrrgarded:
but Re wtH trust 20 the good sense of the sufferers and
place confidence in Tins open avowal Of our innocence
90 any intention 10 deceive, and Ia credit our %unquali-
fed asserioust that Hr. Upham's PILE E~EECTUARY
Is asurc aud safe cure for life Of the Pills, be tAey in
ternal vi external, h%leedinL or blind The Electuary
wilcalse but little trouble or inconvenience when tax
en-, and 100 any case. no matter how had, will perfert a
total aud perm ueut exilrPstion Of piles, and lis attend
ant ailments. In Boston, IN the short space Of two
years,
NEARLY THREE THOUSAND SIRE CURES
were effected. and ia New York there nave been, we DO
not hesitate 10 say Eve times that number achieved III
the same space ofUme. The inventor Of the Electuary
which so The roughly cUnqners what has ever (and does
now bafied the skIll and ex peTience of the medical fac
uty, is a practising physician. Ills studious habits at
College induced the terrible complaint. and II was to re.
leye his own sufleriugs that he expended the time and
study which produced a blessing to the community at
large in the shape ofthe Eiectuary.
There are many causes of piles. In some persons the
complaint Is a Request from then ancestors. the greatest
cause OF piles Is the use 81 ylsieni purgatives in the
shape Of pills. Atoes forms a principal ingredient Of
these purgIng pellets, and aloes invariably infame aud
lrtitate the aliWeutary canal, weaken the stomach and
bowels, aud shake the wiole constitution Strong drinks
also pruducC piles. Inactivity and long sttings have
the same tendency. No matter what the cause the pro.
prietors of the ElectHary warrant a COMPLETE RES.
~HORATION, ifthe eleetuaTy is used according 10 direc
tons, and the use of It is persisted iHl Numerous cases
of q esrc by ONE BON have come 10 our knowledge
but il must not he presumed that where an Individual
has been afflicted nearly half the term OF a natural life,
that a single box VIII always Produce a cure. In New
Jersey a farmer who had endured the torture twelve
years, wasentIrely restored after using only three boxes
which cost him az many dollars. Ha had previously
expended a. many hundreds in search of remedy. A
gentleman of New York was radically cxred by HALF
A BOX. and eight persons to whom he recommended
the medicine were also cured, moi a single failure hay
ing occurred.
A remedy like this, invaluable and isolated. should not
be suspicIOusly viewed because il is advertised. II ia the
only method otmaking the public in remote vIeinilies a
ware Gifts existence,
The Electuary contains nothing that can injure in the
slightest degree. II IL entirely free. from mineral sub
and may be taken without change Of diet, with
out fear of taking cold. and by ladies in any condition of
life. In fact, to married ladies' under certain circum.
spring. 1t is taken internally; and patients may rest
CONVINCED that no eGIornal application can accomplish
the desired end.
The Elec;nary, although sold explicitly ss a certain
%unlailing re .edy for PILES4t = Is, nevertheless, ca.
pital in intamIHalions ofthe liver. spleen, kidneys, bad-
bowels, inactivity of the stomach and bowels. in
.etnal ulcerations and impurities, weakness of the spine,
Of blood to the head, &e. all of which troubles are
either producuvcof, OF the consequences attendant on,
that shocking aud obstinate disease.
The principal agency for the sale of this medicine is
Wyatt 4 Kctchnu's. 12I Fulton street, New York,
by Druggists generally throughout the United States
Price 81 per box.
Noiice.-The genuine has the written signature thus.
Upham. VI. d The hand is also done with a
J. CIUMBACkER, Agent,
10 SIN Wheeling. Va