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New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1847-03-11
GREAT FEMALE MEDICINE.

Dr. Townsend's sarsaparla Is sovereign ana speedy
or whites, oostruc.ed or dheult msnsfuson. nconun.
euce OF urine involuntary discharge thsfeo ana io
ae general prosrstCn Of the systsm-no matter "nstnsr
the result Of inherent causes or produced ~ hes@-
lar,,y Tin eos or accident ...x
N5thnS can be more surprising tan Us lnyigoraing e.
,scis npoo ne human frame Persons all weakness and
..sde before taxing H. al become robust and full OF
sasrS nsuence Ilnmedatey eounterscs The
Of The female frame, hch me groa1eaoso
I'm BE sypeced Of rs. in cases q 50 delicate
assure The afflicted thst hundreds OF cases have oeea 70
ported 10 ia Several Gates, where families nave neen
BE 1siiers nave been blessed with healthy ofspring
Ds TowssEso My wife being greatly distressed ey
by pain and sen.sou Of bearing down, falling OF me
womb and with other dIc1tes and having Known cases
where your medicine has effected great cures, and also
bearne recommended Tor such - have described
obtained bous Of Extract Of s1rsspafia snd followed
ne saseoas yD o ts.S bs1 % sss Bssg grateful
Tor he benefits shs received tzke pleasure Ia inas &C
snOwIed.g K sad Tssq@msoeing .S ne ne g fS5s,
AIbsny. Aug. II. is4t
Ds TowssEsD.--To al whom ms may concern lbs
Ia 20 certify hat my wife used one bottle OF your Sns4ps
an. prevogs % her confinement, under the moss alarming
and delicate circumstances being troubled win mo crop
sy swelling q The feet nervous Affections and very ncn
Of thoss who had ased h. she Induced % ny H. with
utils or 10 ias and snce Il 70 say 10 ed'cHe bad as
happy and desired efe cot emily 10 no hours Of comma
nsrf bat .e- he expiration OF week Of \. use The
droosy and Affection gave way 70 N astonishing
degree and her hea Is now better snsn >d been icf
. vii BE- q any SERVES 70 yoa, or any ons VITO
doubts Of he medicine yo1 srs enlfeiy wei.
obig-d servant 8 ). JAMESON
OPINIONS or PHYSICIANS
Dr. Townsend 10 almost daily receiving orders from ph =
sicisns In different paris Of he Union
This certify TIA. The uncersigDsd Physcians OF
Townsends ssnspanlla and besve IL % be one Of The
ost valuable preparations Of he ssapsra 10 he market
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General Noiires.

q a bill has passed the Massachusetts Legs
latuTe 10 maze New Bedford City.
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HYER's PILLS.

~ The American Improved Hygeian nedi-
nonnis OF he daV a. geaeral family medicine For adj
nnisiraron in al temporary complaints Of The stomach
aud bowels. headache cold 6c they may be fully depended
indispOsion viii Invariably save mach Sickness lucy are
peculiarly adapted 10 al cases OF wsssness sna seas =
" with enAeshave proved eineny usef1 e a. niger
ing complaints dysPepsiA pulmonary a-e Az - a.
mode affections, liver comp Ants PapiiAuon., &C NO
family sftef q fair rrial viii remain without them 80
General Depot 10 Fulton u "a door sod also ~ JIM
Fssf Bro.dwav. Mr., Hayes l33 fultonsL brooAyn J. r
OuTdsn, 81 Grsnd-st "Lli<mso1feh- y IlihAsa'o'u
r. Dr. Baruius,- Body Brace Is Al efficient 70
hsf Tor wesEn-.s OF tls vo-es, -. 80 III
ss 81 be stomach and sides, weakly females fast grow
ns esSrsa saa al dispose % drooP and ae sedsn,eIy
~, Pfsr.or- Nivsn 10 may disEg ushet clergy nen
who have been rescued re- SO o "a
Ssnss SiyinS nlouasron, be lid a. lie once -
BroAawsy 4 lady IN sItsntenee On asks III eSa"
~ u.,sr.~yre IN PhiIadelphfa.-Dr. scHIER
ERDECHER. hAvns Issafnsa ID -I
many And Eus add has reogsned ~ nssf ete aoase 70
Philadelphia Athe corneI u ols'na. - eon
where be prefer. hs best ssrvees % a. who may aver
him their Psrroasge az ho1ss nss oet toi loci
GppIieaiiou posf pad VIII meet with prompt atserr0n
= 2swem
re- Wafsr-Cnre.-Dr. saw hzsing retrrEed rom
Europe PRAISES new sysel 3 rs lasIlson y sSa
n - ~ by Dr. sbs published A. The
very lo~ prics Of a. = year !. sayance- III In
T. D. WHEELER,
ry- co,,,ri.sioaer for the .taIes Of New Yosk
" - uan. T,rlrsrV Hall NIL
r~watrr Cure House.-ArA N. s Cove eeatn-
a. \. recisgs psre1s 81 n-r house 81 lehrsl new
York. 81 - -. =. a. a. 49,. ana
-. .s,.e-s,a ~ he app icNion of Wsler Cara -
wT. j. CsicDae, h-en-...e 1-oi<~r, e, -, Il,
sole ana silver szshAcgsd eoes ane dras colscssa 81
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rz- va,er-cvre In PhiIadeiphia.-Dr. 9

r. watsr.lure.-Dr. sHEw, having returned ffoIa
rsrous prse,lses MS new syseE hs lnsu1lon ~ aid
g Bond-st) and IN Ise cry ne y ~
- - -. ~ Al 4 wear i1 scvance Isl In
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1847-03-11

The LONGEST TRAIS.-A correspondent OF w
Rochester Democrat says On our way EAsswAI
passed the onses. train Of the Albany and Dos
posed OF I22 cars Of Al average length OF u icci esel
making train Of 800 feet or nearly three
mile lops and al drawn By one powerful engine
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1847-03-11

II The steamship Cambria Judklns' IRON
Boston arrived a, Halifax ID inst IN thrtyio hour
passage took on board eight additional passengers and
left next morning for Liverpool
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1847-03-11

T. D. WHEELER,
r- co.,ri.sfouer for the states Of New \ cEk
~ ror-,srriruf. T amEkny hal n u
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Legislature of New.YOrk ..Nryrs wsrs.

C9nciliaton-F Ueiga PanPers-Mayrisd Uomens Rtshis
-JudiciGl Eleo'iOns-D0p and abiding T1tvss n
chanting Good Jud5es-Taiives BH-Nto Eis1io1S
Blu Capt. Morris's Funeral
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w.r.r cure House.-ArA N. s Cove eoaEin-
a, 49,. psrenls 81 n-r house. 81 ioihsl New
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Roaroiua anh eoteis.

ID GARD wANTED--ips private family Who have
- nom to aware up town, not below h0uuon'u ~ .
gentleman and HE wife, with anfafnlshed square toom
snd bed-foom The gentlemsn dimes down o~n- exespt
sundays VIII become permanent oosrdefs' ~
Terms mus, be moderate. Address "P O. fneues W-
fce' m- ~
DONRD WANTED--A angle room with full board
Vicinity OF Broone 81 and erosdway prr'eucd Address
C. d. s. Tribune ofhcs stating teIn's, lceshon &c ns''
ercnces exchanged. NV S.-
nOARD WANTED. with perlor and hodrccs us,
DGmished by q gentleman and his wife, Ia Eentess
private family lpreeue) where lheie are isw oonu
ers Terms be moderate, and iocsnon p'eer,ss 90
above ChamberssI @ =
BOARD WANTED-iu The country fos three lsaiss.
ID frora the lat OF May. near New.foh Istms mes ~
y, W a. ,ss 49,, 49, m3 ~
DOARD.-l gentleman snd wife,or two single fsnue-
- men, can be- accommodated with board aud spst
menls IN fret class house-privste family IN SnsmV's
=, near the Psrs uusxcsp usaable references wil %
k nen sa, ioaia1 mio&
Northumberland apartments 10 be let wiz
ID bosrd 10 gentlemen and their wives-imrrdis.ov |"
from the hrst Of May next al 10 Orchndl "oea se~r
ences exchanged. ------@ ..~ w
DOOMs WANTED-An unfarnished psrlo, OF We
hprylege OF using furnished one during INC cay on
Al.o one OF two the second noof, without vosId
Location between Prlnce and Ninth ss neaf ofoenwsy'
yevYors or In Henry e. between Fiereponi and Auen-
tic sts Brooklyn. Address Profession bfooklyn 10"
Ofhce. - nv
A FEW YOUNG GENTLEMHN can Dc econ:
hmodsted with board from the hrs OF Ma ~ 49,
basement 10 be let with Or without pos'oi s"'so a.
ofsce. Inquire % Chalhsm.sL S :"
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1847-03-11

Snn2-IMPOkTAN paieneSss 49,. ~ -
- IoIiss-fhs 2absedbsfs hsys5 n., ~ /.
w. uths United States 70 his fs,ent HAP 49,
Improvement II Pisao forte, are nsw es ~
whieb are wsrsntsd superior 10 tone V any now -
and % iesp In nneh ocs.s The u soosssse
ssI 10 raoss beautiful har2 Bfeno, pseuIss ~ ~
CON lssins eli The sIrsn Of DE strings on no go
general sssorsmsas Of shs %sss sfss,sd 5pS
20 ls2 Yalscnse Eas. slts Of sfoeeMsy.
-.Iex1-PIANO FORTks q ,sy Iow pIss,ss -
49, fsnors sbout rurchsdns risons ~ III =
VI uCoJs Naanfscfo<y, l3l tsIsouet 49,
srOsdy.y xsasS. ss,os@ S 2, AZ r "a ~ q
80 -, soorgxed pxDsf Deslcrs ppot on nhefs 49,
Isy.1 B. sLEnn co. Ia sos,e--
v~ABREEDING CAGES, common and isaSy 49, 80
VIZ. articles for shs eressos esss Lo5s .nr -
W. sied AZ wholesale price. 81 ,ns si4gs s Ss,ss
sale BY .,x,'. ..sr Chsmbsrsex
me W. go Bfosdw.y, nes1 ...e-.----
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08
yuESCLLLH.t y.
TIL = MILLION AIR e.
AN AME HICAN TALE.

Ia a certain great CT ! Of 'he new world,
which shall be nameIess, there once lived,
and, fact, stili lives, "A cItlzen, at ole time
sumewhat better known than respected,
sition in society, on The score Of the pos.
session of three tin buxes, paioted green,
one OF which was filed with deeds Of the
kind W hch may be emphatcally called
good deeds the second, wi.h bonds and
morigages--the third, with certificates OF
the stock Of various interpretations, not
cent, per annum. These ere his patents
Of nobility, and gave him equal claims
with those highly descended mobiles Of the
old world posse ,sing coat Of arms with
thirty six quarterings, and pedigree de
rived from the most inpeneirable obsCuri-
~. Aud why should they not! 1t would
be difficult 10 give good reason why
bonds, mortgages, and stocks, gained by
life of persevirg industry, should not
confer equal rank and dignity with lands
acquired, f,r the most part, originally, by
rapine aud oppression.
BE this as il may, our wealthy citizen,
whose name was Caleb Plant. had by dint
Of poring over his genealogy in the tin
boxes, gradually acquired considerable
degree Of selfsuliciency. lie would oc-
casionaliy indulge 10 various sarcastic
inueDdues, having reference TO upstart
pretenders; and as for lis gnod lady, she
held her head above the clouds, and troc
the world under her feet-by which is
meant, that she despiscd all beneath, and
orouched to all above her. If ii Id
foreigner came in the way Of Caleb and
his spouse, he might think himself ex
tremely fortunate il he escaped being sur
feited b, quick succession, perfect fen
de ioie of horrible attentions. Mrs. Plant
having been, at least, fifteen years on the
turf of fashion, considered herself one OF
the aborigines of the beau monde, aud he
indignation at the Intrusion Of an inter
loper was awful Had it been possible.
she would have planted spri ng guns and
man>traps around the sacred precincts, TO
deter these iLsolent poachers. In short,
Caleb was a millionaire, which, IN all con-
science, is equal 10 the title Of Count, or
with thirty generations Of uain-
gentility.
But though Caleb often said so, he could |
never bring himself to think SO, for there
was always in secret corner Of his hesr'
a lurking consciousness Of inferioriiy, |
whenever lie came 10 contact with per,
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08
Manners.

Always suspect a man who affects grea'
solfness Of manners, and unrnfed even
ness of temper, and an enumeration stu
died, slow and deliberate. They bespeab
degree Of mental discipline, into whicI
he that las no purpose OF craft or design
to answer, cannot submit TO drill himself
The most successful knaves are usually OF
this description, as smooth as raz,rs dipt
in oil, and as sharp. They affect the in.
nocent of the dove, which they have not
in order TO hide the cunning Of the ser.
pent, which they have.
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08
False Prides

One OF the most extraordinary things IN
life, is to see lhe things that people are
ashamed Of, and the things that they are
not ashamed Of TO see that there are
men of sense and education, ashamed of
not being able to keep a carriage-asham
ed that in the division Of worldly things;
enough has not fallen to their share, to
enable them to enjoy expensive pleasures
--,o wear expensive clothing, &c. One
may excuse them for being sorry, bat not
for being ashamed.
There is methng extremely bautitul
amid this worlds hollow and idle pomp-
amid its hear,less and wearying show, its
parade bought with tears and crimes
There is something extremely beautiful
in the sight Of man, poor, and not asham>
ed of being so--of one with Just enough to
live upon, with industry and economy and
contentmenl to pass through bis pIlgrl'
mage. without any appeal to the common
of the crowd.
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08

The old woman seized hold Of Jinkins
and pulled him along until she got out of
the hall, and his gaze was fixed for mo-
ment upon the entry door but she was
determined to put him into Miss Lucy's
room, and after violent efforts succeeded:
There he stood, with the mob of the door
in his hand--but the old darkey had been
smart enough to lock the door ontsides.-
Lucy pretended for some time TO be asleep;
but that sort of ammon would not ans.
wer--at last she said >,
my dear Billy, what is the matter!'
Il want my ha,!' screamed Jinkins, and
Lucy, knowing his modesty, leaped out
bed and after caressing him for some time
Billy went to bed with his clothes ou--
bed trembied I'LL morning.
How Jinkins subsequently managed
.matters and things 10 general can be
known by application to his dear Lucy
Ann.
Reader, strange as it may appear, there
are Jnkin's all over the world; but the
free masonary or welded life draws the
curtain before the eyes Of the uninitiated.
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what are Metaphysics.

sThe world is becoming very wise, and
very stupid, nevertheless, said pretty
lady at fashionable soiree, what with it's
logic and metaphysics-' what are
metaphysical enquired a younger beauty.
Faith, cannot tell, said the first. 'Hoot
awan exclaimed an elderly Scotch lady ,
I'm lust tell all aboot il. Twa folks dis.
puten together; he that's listenen disoa
ken what he that's speaker aboot means:
and he that's speaker disna ken what ne
means himself: that's metaphysics.
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08
Names Of Countries

The following cohntries were named by
the Phtenlcians, the greatest commercial
people u the ancient world. These names
in the Pb@nician language, signify some
thing characteristic of the places which
they designate;
EURorE signifies a country of white
ompextion--so named because the in
habltants there were Of lighter complex.
Ion than those Of either Asia or Africa.
ASIA signifies between or in the middle
from the fact that geographers placed II
between Europe and Africa.
~ ArsscA signsfss.ssse. sand Of cora or ears,
Ii was celebrated for us abundadce OF
corn and all sor,s of grain.
SIBERIA signifies this,y or dry--very
characteristic Of the country.
SPAIN, a conntry of rabbits or cones
This couat3 was once so infested with
these ani,ssais, that they sued Augustus for
an army TO destroy them.
lrAhys country of piIch--frnm its
yielding grea, quantities of black p,ch.
CoLABRIA ALSO for the same reason.
GAUL, modern France, signifies yellow
haired, as yellow hair Characterised It's in
habitants.
The English of Caledonia is high hill
This was rugged mountainous provinc,
in Scotland.
llIDEENtA is utmost, or last habitation
for hey onI this westward, the PhGnlcian
i never extended their voyages.
BRITAIN, the county Of tn--as ther,
were great quantities of TIN found on th
aejacent islands. Tie Greeks called i
Albion, which signifies in the Ph9ncia
tongue, either white or high mountains
from The wh,teness OF its shores, or til
high rock on the western coast.
CORSICA signi6es woody place,
SARDINIA signifies the footsteps Of
man, which it resembles
RHODES, serpents or dragons, which
produced IN abundance.
SICILY, the country Of grapes.
SCyLL-, the whirlpool of destruction.
CHARyBDIs, the hole Of destruction.
KrNA signifies furnance, or dark, c
smoky.
Tie abave were .galAesed from a yer
ancient history OF Brltap.
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7lportrD.
WE-ARE GROWING OLD.


We are growing old-how the thought will
flee,
When glance is backward cast,
On some long remembered spot that lies
In the silence Of the past;
1t may be the shrine Of our early vows,
Or the tobm of our early years;
But it seems like far off Isle 10 US,
In the stormy sea of years.
Oh! wide and wild are the waves that part
Our steps from its greenness now,
And we miss the joy Of many heart,
And the light OF many brow;
For deep DER many stately bark
Have the whelnng billows rolled
That steered with US from that early mark;
Oh! friends we are growing old.
Old in the dimness Of the dust
Of our daily tolls and cares
Old the wrecks of love and trust
Which our burthened memory bears.
Each form may wear to the passing gaze
The bloom of life's freshness yet
And beams may brighten our latter days
Which the morning never met;
But, Oh. the changes we have seeh.
In the far and winding way
The graves on our paths that have grown
green,
And the locks that have grown gray!
The winter still on our own may spare
The sable or the gold;
But we see its SHOWS upon brighter hair,
And friends, we are growing old!
We have gained the world's cold wisdom now,
We have learned to rause aud fear:
But where are the living founts whose How
Was joy of heart to hear!
We have wun the wealth of many cline,
And the lore of many page;
But where is the hope that saw in time
Its boundless heritage!
Will it come again when the violet wakes
And the woods their youth renew:
We have stood in the light of the sunny
brakes
Where the bloom is deep and blue;
And our souls might Joy in spring time then'
But the Joy was faint and cold;
For it never could give us the youth again
OF hearts that are growing old!
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Hint to Donkeys.

The following curious notice was posted
the other day In the ensirons of London:-
sWhereas several idle and disorderly per
sons have lately made practice Of riding
on an ass, belonging to a gentleman of
this place; now lest any accident should
bappen, noiice is hereby given, that he
/. a. determined TO shoot the said ass, and
cautions any person who may be riding on
il al the same time, TO take especial care
Of themselves, lest by some unfortunate
mistake 6 he should shoot the wrong animal.
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08
Law and Equity

'pray, my Lord said gentleman to a
late respected and whimsical judge, what
is the distinction between Law aud Equi
ty Cour.s!'
Very little, in the end replied his
Lordship, they only differ as Tar as time
is concerned. At common law you are
done for at once; IN equity you are not SO
easily disposed of The former is bullet
which is iDstsnianeously and most chari-
tably effective; the latter is an angler
hook, which, plays with its,ictim before
it's kills il. The one is pfusslc acid, and
the other laudanum.'
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08

1t is better to tread the path of life
cheerfnlly skipping lightly over the thorns
and briars that obstruct your way, than
TO sit down uuder every hedge, lamenting
your hard fate. The threat of cheerful
mans life spins out much longer than that
of man who is continually sad aud de-
spending. Prudent conduct in the con
distress succeed; detection and despair will
not afford relief. The best thing to be
done when evil comes upon us, is not Ia
but action; not TO sit and mur-
mur, but 10 rise and seek the remedy.
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08

A Judge once said to Lawyer who was
more remarkable for the number OF his
words than for the sense OF his speeches,
that lie was very much like necessity.
How do you make that out!' inquired the
loouacious attorney. because, said the
nudge, necessity knows 10 law
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08

nT- Content and health constitute q
prouder Inheritance than ever belong TO
kings.
YANKEE, ALL ovER.-The following de-
scrip,ion of London, from the pen OF
wandering Yankee, in that city, gives us
at glance as full knowledge of the great
metropolis as many of the. more verbose
rters:--
"London is a small, thinly Inhabited
place, containing about three millions OF
men, all sorts of women, and some child
rem
He talks much in his letter of the lions
lie has seen; amo ng the rest, Jenny Lind
and states his expedient for gaining ac|
cess to the theatre, from which all were
precluded who were not in dress coats; his
being frock, he pinned The shirts up IN.
side, and passed in the jam--thus coming
the Yankee over them.
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08

Il have known,' says Cicero, 'many sin
by speaking, few by keeping silence: IT is
therefore more difficult to know how 10 be
silent, than TO speak, And there is a
Spanish proverb 10 the same effect: ANY
tool may baoble, but it takes wise man
to hold his tongue
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08

The cup that is fall will hold no more;
keep your head and heart fall of god
thoughts that bad thoughts may not fde
room TO enter.
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08

i am afraid that shall come TO want
said an old lady to a young gentleman.
Il have come to want already, was ths
repiy, Il want your daughter'
The old lady open her eyes.
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08

Themistocles once replied TO an Athen>-
ian who consulted him; Il would bestow
nv daughter upon man without money
rathan than upon money without man.
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08

nAr Life is like bottle Of champagne
unless enjoyed in the bright and spark
linz season Of youth, its pleasures ederesce,
and its dull, monotonous course oecamss
flat, stale, and Improbable
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08

rS.r Envy is certain acknowledgment
Of superiority in the person envied. UT
all vices, 'tis the basest aud meanesi; and
the breast of an enyious person ever coa>
ttains hell.
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08

n-- We had rather meet an open foe>
than fawning, sycophantic, hypocrit,cat
sbufler. that has smile on the lip, and
curse in the heart, as his selhshness 10
pampered or disappointed.
The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1847-10-08
An ATectionate Wifcs

A very rich old man who had married a
young wife, died suddenly, upon which the
affectonate woman raved and tore her
hair like a maniac, and exclaimed to the
doctor, who stood by the bedside OF the
depa,ted, go no, no! III not believe that
nv dear partner is dead; he could not
die and leave me! No, no! he's alive, docs
tor-I'm sure he's alive; Tell me now doc
tor, tell me. don't you think he'll cometo
life again!" "Why. madam said the
physician, with an air Of great gravity,
"since you are SO very pressing, and so
very aAectionately attached TO your poor
dear husband, will confess that we have
means--shall galvanize him! You will
soon see hin jump up then" 80 no, doc.
tor, mol" creamed the devoted, 10 pious
horror, "I'll have none Of your experts
men,s. Jump up against the law OF ma
ture! Heaven forbid, dear man! Hard
as it is to bear my fate, let us have no ex-
perimens. Let the poor gentleman rest
in peace" The doctor did as he was ors
dered and went his way.