The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1847-11-26
shOrt Patent Sermon.

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The lady, who, before a tub,
Is not ashamed to wiring or rub,
Or on the floor ashamed to scrub
And cares not who calls in TO see
Her laboring so industriouSly,
VIII make wife for you or me.
My hearcrs-it was ordained by Heaven
not 5y the devil--that every man should
have wife, and every woman be blessed
by husband In the beginning God made
two OF the genus h0mO-of opposite sex.
he one he electrified positively, and the
other negatively; so, that when they ap-
proNImaied their mystical effect would be
produced from one TO the other. The how.
The why, and the wherefore. no mortal has
yet been able TO undcrstand-neither is it
necessary that he should. The sexes natu-
rally approach and adhere TO each other
through some influence that admits of no
solution. Let it suffice that tits so. When
the great NnR -uiaCtlrcr created mr.. Adam,
Il forget has first namc,j lie saw that it was
not good for him to be alone, so he mesmer-
lScd the man--dug n rio from his side with
ont the least particle Of pain-and from it
made beautiful mss Eve, 10 be helprnate
Tor Inn as well as fancy playthng. Now,
without knowing what love was, they
couldn't help loving the moment they set
their eyes upon one another. lie cast
Sleeps eyes at her az n distance, and sh.
threw some killing Ciauccs in return. that
fired his soul, and set his heart vibrating Ike
a Nplutcr upon a cHosuut raiiina Sou'wester
They finally came together Just as natural
" As a couple Of apple seeds SWIMMING in 81
basin Of wafer. But situated as they were
at first, and having little or no manual labor
TO perform Eve could be Of little real uuii-
y 20 Adam, and Adam couldn't Go great
deal for Eve. Sill they loved. add t,,I,
ready 70 assist each other IN case Of amy
cmcracn; casually: and SO whcuthry found
aprons Wcc necessary, they sci 20. gut with
The needle, worked together loIma1 good.
Hye only understood plain sewing
knew nothing about your embroidery. lace
working. and piano playing, and cared the
same. The couple were perfectly happy in
their !ude ard rough state. until the old sar-
PINT got among 'cm, and even then they
s;ucl. 10 each other through thick and thin
-thso' all The Gramoly viciSsiiudlS Of life
from Paradise TO POrdiGCn.
My brothers, since you know that mar
rag, is divine institution. and ,hat every
one Of you should have 4 wife, what kind of
rib wnGld YOU sc'ect:--a pretty LILLE use
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