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s.fr.f cS.ssiu,ses .-Aa Did clefgy-
man. uho hal ~ ~ lsilef - his seed'e.
= efIscsr. Tor d any years lr,gfat, iron
. neiskko<isf sscrlnent Ehefc lhomts
-. q ihs coosfa ni hsblt u e'tendi1etin, |.
,ller lkesxnslsI sst siieni peass. Thus /
slir.sssl bis len ~ traveller. The minis
49, msn:, .Ta3nss. csonp, Tell hos
n /, thss our .cbure1 shoAI BE setiiag 7
tkinaer sad ihiaesr Tors an sorsa pTsHsh /
- veil % svef Did. snd shenie have Ter l
nors sspesienee than rhra essi eaase I
enoag yos. Isdssd replied Thomas,
aid niaisisr. nos-a days. are jvsi lie /
IA tsifors; Tor r am SUED ssv a. seil >. /
AvtrI did sad The clJih j. the same. but |
iIs he esi--iis The se,U cuff
Ooslfaf kelp Il "A fellow applied 10 !
:eas of out Senator'S. Gays The 81. Louis
ReveilIs. 81 the present session Of The he.
eislsiufe. 10 get bin some office end 70 |
snpporl bis cI'in told fh. Senator he bad |
fought silh Jackson Il New OtIesns -
The member doubted hIs story, aad 70 !
test The truth remarked
i uoni vote for yeu. because you let
ahe Bgi,ish fake the city z
I'VE couldn't help Il. replied The csn-
didsis-- zee fought Ike iigus. but thy
wsFs loo nneh for ~ Z
4 tender hearted young belle remark
( - her Isif friend the other day. that 4
/ sssnsd eruslao kill 90 many animals jus,
stus their Ipr. Only think, she excllim.
]. "a. 'thirty-six poor seuirreis put 10 death
4 10 makea NUT for usl' Why. yes. re-.
asrnsd lbs other. i never thought Of il
befofe. How crueli Why don't The
moasisIs take ihsE skins or Uiiioli Hill
!. ing Mtnl
Daring Tiuelrs trial snd while the
Court foom vas crowded 10 excess, 40
individual presented himself 81 the door
Tor s5mission, stating 10 officer Meri6eld,
!, thai be was member ef the press.-
Pass 10, said MeIriGeld. t9henihs came
| out the officer had the curiosity 10 ask
/ him 10 Wh at press he was attached. oh,
tie X press said be. He drives ThonP-
son s CO.. wagon.
| Curious In . Methodist Church }
few Sundays sinee.za brother aunounced
that hencefortlI the old eentleman were
10 sii on Tie leil Of The pulpit, and The old
iadiSs on the right. Ga the following
Sabbath. eli the seals thus appropriated 10
The old ladies were empty
n Warn 1Wish.-A poor widow woman
was relating TO- . neishbor. how foud her
husband vas Of having good ere how
busy be would make himself 10 fxipg il
j 20 that il would burn. sc. 'Ah, poor
dear man. said she. 4 hope he's gone
I where they keep good fires
a Fit al Ridops-li is said. that on
certain lime. ! Chinese widow being found
fanning the grave Of her husband, was
ssked Why she performed so singular 40
operation. She sale she had promised
not 10 marty again while the grave re-.
msined damp. ana thai as il dsied>fety
slowly, she saw no harm 10 assisting The
process. !.
A dentist was lately making 4 speech
10 one Of the interior counties. What do
yeu ask for pulling TOOTH Doctor n ex-
claimed fellow ia the crowd. III will
pull yours for shilling and your nose for
half The moosy,' replied the speaker. n
'Giaigate that qasdfuped until be shall
have accelerated his pace, said 4 New
York dandy TO hsery-s,sble boy who
~was driving hin short distance into the
country. Talk % me ic English, said
the boy u don, 1 understand Iajia.'
A Yankee out vest advsr,ises that he
will nend clocks. lecture on phfencloey.
milk COWS q the calves. sad 20 claumiag
stlow tide. During bis leisure. be win
have no objections % edit newspaper 10
The bsfsain. \
70 increase. says the Sunday Mercury,
means 10 make more Il adds that il has
been truly observed. that II you fold
bank bill once. you viii double you. mo
nsy; aud that the more You fold il, the
more you will 6nd Il In ereases. ~
- 1870
young man on being requested 10
dance Scotch reel with coppls Of sour
looking Made, objected. on the ground
laas pickles did not agree with him.
may feel ths point b1, don't rse
tha joke as the sheep said 10 The bulch- ]
et's knife.
$500 vi z + III +
fhis u really the smallest horse ever
NV Sid = conn,rynan on. viewing !
Shetland posy. Iadade now replied
biz Irish companion. 'buti,ye seen one Is
( smsll a. lxo Of him.
Teddy. my boy. jasl guess how many
chseses there are 10 this ere bag 90 iaith
III give you The ahols i've Five. 10
bs spIs. 'AHsh. ~ ny sou. bad luck
10 the man that loult ye y \.
Bill. Wis, broueh. you 70 prison s'-
"A couple Of eonst.blss. cir c.Aad had