Tri-weekly journal. (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1847-188?, 1847-06-19
MADE WHOLE FOREVER.

rs THERE NO RELIEF cries many a wretch, at the
Il racking pains of disease pronounced incurable
penetrate every fibre OF the frame. us there nothing
that will give me peace and happiness, and assuage my
angishl exclaimed the poor sufferer who Is stretched
upon bed of torture by that terrible enemy of the hu
man race, Piles There Is relie-therc is something
that will eradicate every vestage OF your complaint
and will positively cure you for life, without nuring
any part of your system, without becing You 10 in
convenience, without rendering you liable even to
cold, and without costing you but mere irifle, in
comparison TO which the benefit TO be derived by its
expenditure fortune, and something beside. That
rcmcdy-that invaluable and nestmahle gifts
| DIR. UPIlAMS VEGETABLE ELECIUARN
Ii is an internal remedy, and composed OF twenty
different vegetable substances which too simple to
invade the system peInciously, but powerful enough
the springs OF health in perfect motion and TINT
so cfccualy that they will not get out of order in the
same manner again. No mineral can be detected IN
the composition, nor any other article that can be
directly or indirectly deleerious. The remedy was
invented by DIR Upham after he left College lie was
driven 10 find for the piles by the misery the
disease inflicted upon him; and he offers the
benefits of his discovery TO the world large. The
proprietor of the Elecuary unequivocally and distinct
ly avers-(and challenges conradictionl-that II will
completely cure external, INTERNAL blind or bleeding
piles Ofthe the longest standing, matter how OBJ
snate the may be- or how hopelessly the patient
may be considered situated. The one-doar boxes
have entirely eradcated the disease, after it mad ezis
ted in its terrific aspects for twelve fifteen and
| twenty and twenty-five years; in proof of which,
the fortunate individuals who made whole have
most POSITIVE anu unniStaIaDC ieStl-
mony. In some instances cure has been effected by
six doses, halt box, after the ingenuity of host of
phsicans, the dreadful knife 9th surgeon had been
exercised to the utmost with but the smallest shadow
of success These not idle assertions falsely put
forth entIap the credulous but solemn and wonder
full truths which hundreds will testify. Even if
surgical operation were certain TO accomplish per
manent cure, il is too disgusting be thought Of
while the agony itengenders is appalling in the ex-
treme and skaters the constitution beyond hope of
recovery. The number ofpersons eilectaly cured of
piles by the Electuary in two years falls but little
short of ten thousand in New York, Philadelphia.
Boston and other cities of the Union. This is a
treat result boast, and is equallcd. even ap
preached by any noted in the medical history of
the world It's reasonable TO suppose that sncefs
will be levelcd at these remarks 80 they Were NJ
Fulton when he FIRST made known the worth Of steam
and its great practical utity-so they Were ri the
prosecuted Galiloo when he published ms discover.
of the Microscope they were at Morse when he
hintcd at the discovery OF the Magnetic telegraph
whichis q familiar and every day affair. Ii IS
safer for the sufferer to try before he SCOTS, ud pro-
cure happiness and renewed lease of lite il he
Many a man has lost his existence by permitting
| his incredulity TO master his judgement.
The Electuary is particularly commended TO the at
toniOn of married ladies, the one half OF whom
subjected to the attacks of piles in modified orm-
The medicine can be safely taken under all circum-
stances Either before the piles appear, after they
have mdae their sad havoc, the victim is made 10
dure severe cosveness gddlnes, infamationso OF the
spleen, kidneys, liver ncstlncs bladder and spine.
with many corresponding ailments, for the cure
of all OF which nothing equals the Electuary These
professions arc not solely merceHary, but are made
with view of alleviating the distrcsses of myrads
who can discover no method whereby to gain re-
storation of their health. This fact will he apparent
to all who inspect the medicine, when, by doing,
they may perceive that its necessarily be al
most as great as the price demanded for it, while
this certain and speedy remedy Is be had cheap
itlis criminal 10 neglect to test its WORTH and put our
unqualified asseverations in its favor to the test.
| Sold wholesale and retail, by WYATT &
| EultOn-et N nv
A G. HALLOCK. Evansville, Ind.
And Druggists generally throughout the U. S.
Price 81, 90 per box.
NoTIcE;-The genuine has the written signature
thus 9cJ-A. Upham, NJ. ID. The hand is also done
with pen. je3 II.
lust Received, and for sale by the subscribers
u 500 o. Sulph Quinine, French and American;
$50 English and American Calomel;
bbls. Camphor;-
cases LiquOrice Elk;
do Aloes; ~
! do Assaiatida;
! do Bermudas Arrow Root;
l do Copal Varnish;
l do Shellac;
8 carboy's Nitric, MuTiatic and Sulph Acid
4boxes Tart Acid
3 do Sal. Rochell; .-
casks sup. c. Soda:
$50 lbs. Pulv. Jalap;
200 do do Rhei;
$50 do cab Magnesia Eng;