Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1847-09-29
From The Spiral of'he Times.
THE LAST SELL.

'ass hfshs
Dcay S-rrf'-I have arrived ilu. far
on journey g. the Ear wcs'. ard rs
proceed ! shall cnlcayof g. crmmguica'e r.
lou whatever e inicrcs, mas see or hear
50 sou mas set Ms down for ~ Onc
ind myself domicil,i here n, The NJ
House amidst squad If old chums, rows
,crine larking fellows. always ready for a
drink. row joke, saw or sell Speaking oi
'sells. we had beautiful one here ycstcr-
day, which lean, help relating To You. al
though i, wouldn't do for me to be in this
Bargh when P-----learns tina, ! have
'blowcd'
Before commence. must premise ,ha,
Old Cato. the head waiter. dropped Tray
of crochcry day before yesterday. damaging
tho SAIL cookery some r-.'miuc host
raycd and cayortcd about. swearing be
would lick tie uigccr's hide fl, and do al
sorts o; things, ending up by sending Cato
10 his work, warning him to look out Tor
squalls next time
Now to my story. lcs,cr day. Harry
W told us to be around The edge a
bout dinner time and he would probably
show Us some fun. Accordingly. about ]
O'Clock, We were all seated GA the piazza,
patiently waiting lIarry's appearance and
the JOKE Presently he came along AMI
walked into the housc, tipping US the wink
as he passed IIc Lad not been gone long
before slam bang. smash" went a T.. Of
crockcry, a. if all in the house had taken a
Jump from the shelves to the floor We al
sprung To- the scene Of action, hardly know
ing whether this was par, of the play ol
stern reality. bu. nod from Harry settled
tia, point There lay tray surrounded
, by fragments enough to have set a table iol
/ twenty a, least. and three or four niger
! looking on. each one cvclailnnc it Wa -u
him, aud trying 10 iasionit on the others
Thou - came rushing ia in 4 porto
sta'c ofcxci;cmcu'
VIVA, the hills all this? Mr. crock
cry broker Now, gentlemen. eau aay MAJ
stand this believe the I'D bigger
arc trying to ruin me.
WHY don, you AZ him = asked Harry
rhat's wha, You ought to- have done y, Ser
day
'F'or him III skin him alive VIII
dMitl Which of YOU did IL lou sam
You john D--n 1t, then nobody di
IT,
p,rlap, it was Cato suggested IIany.
'Of course, why didn't think Of that b.
fore; Sam g. and tell Cato 70 come here
aud bring the cowhilc with him ouelY
To- have aogrcd him yesterday, but Ill pa
him for both now
Sam soon returned followed By Cato, al
mo-, pale with fright
Warn, ne broke the dishes lis TIM
mas.a clare To crashns it warnt massa.-
l'sc been all De time in dc kitchen, You ca
a * rhills if Lan't.
You lie" shouted p, rai-inc q
covhiic, Lu, Harry intcrposcd
Hold on. p. don, aog him Ill 20
are sure You can easily prove by PM
whether lac las been in the kitchen as J
says
? Accordingly PILLS was sent for and a
ter long examination as g VIA, she la
been doing for the last half hour, and con
: Iarin. lcr statement viii ca, -. !, was j
. cilcd ucm con tia, be was innocent.
e Who was i, ,hcnf-,hc di.h,, dill
break themselves Bring ou' every uisg
IN tlcl.u.c, III aul ont.
But al were as innocent a. tic laly VI
: born.
Now c.nlcmen Wat can man do T.
= dam ne ii | woulln' give twenty dollars
/. know who broke the dishes
!, VIII YOU; then I'm y.ur man. "a
!. Harry Fork oscr. p. I'll tell You.
+, p had gone TOO far = rcirao,. sl
launched est the tin' Harry trsi u.sr
rag iim On lls h.lor that be- would {,
, him. a. be VA. hy when 1t va. d9uc
'Itwas - said Harry
i, p sloWl, lowered hi- covh.le. and
wish YOU could have seen hi- ,.age ,.9
gate You Sold by the lord
~. We coulint stand this any longer. ", h
= g. roar
Well. gent, men. tin. Is hno fun for y
: but Won don, cII-cc; Ins 20 stand By a
b, soc my Chany broken IN ,lis mnnner,
!, your
:. 'OA ~, cay. Harry. III pay fr tina
Id pas TWICE the value q toe d..Acs
slch ASH
~ You sha.. iAy n'fo tan twice tie >
ue muitarcd - bs,~e~n Ls teeth
Let. soe. sad he cIsmininr the poo
here ar III turreen han4les lAus>. T.
rocus 60: ne dollar apiece, D., nh
=. az
'Prett, Tag ynce; however. suppose
-, rsost paJ igr It Inais ,hrvs dollar.
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