Tri-weekly journal. (Evansville, Ia. [i.e. Ind.]) 1847-188?, 1847-06-12
WADE WHOLE FOREVER.


rs THERE NO RELIEF cries many wretch, at the
4 racxing pains OF disease pronounced incurable
penetrate every fibre of the frame. us there nothing
that will give peace and happiness, and assuage my
angushl exclaimed the poor sufferer who Is stretched
upon bed of torture bv that terrible enemy OF the hui
man race Pilesl There is relie-there IS something
that will eradicate every vestage OF your complaint
and will positively cure you Tor lie without murng
any part of your system, without subecting you to n
convenience, without rendering you liable even TO
cold, and without costing you but mere trife, IN
comparison to which the benefit 10 be derived by its
expenditure Is fortune and something beside. hat
renedy-that invaluable and inestimable gifts
/ DIR. UPHAMS VEGETABLE ELECTUAfN.
1t is an Internationally, and composed of twenty
different vegetable substances which are too simple to
invade the system perniciously, but powerful enough
to set the springs of health in perfect motona and that
so eectually that they will not get out OF order IN the
same manner again. No mineral can be detected IN
the composition, nor any other article that can be
directly or indirectly deleterious The remedy was
invented by DIR. Upham after he left College. de was
driven TO find a cure for the piles by the misery the
disease inflicted upon hiIn and he now offers the
benefits of his discovery to the world at large The
proprietor of the Elecuary unequivocay and distinct
ly avers(and challenges contradictonl-tha It will
completely cure externn internal, blind or bleeding
lpies OF the the longest standing no matter how OBJ
stinate the case may be- how hopelessy the patient
may be considered situated. The one-dollar boxes
have entirely eradcated the disease after had exs-
ted in its most terrific aspects for twelve fifteen, and
twenty and twenty-five years; in proof OF which,
the fortunate individuals who made whole have
presented the most positive and unmistakable tes-
mony. In some instances cure has been effected by
six doses or halt box after the ingenuity OF host of
PHYSICIANS & the dreadful knife OF the surgeon had been
exercised TO the utmost with but the smallest shadow
of success. These not idle assertions falsely put
forth entap the credulous. but solemn and wonder
full truths to which hundreds will testify. Even if
surgical operation were certain to accomplish per-
manent cure, il is too disgusting be thought of,
while the agony it engenders is appalling in the ex
IRENE, and skaters the constitution beyond hope of
recovery The number ofpersons efectually cured of
piles by the Electuary in two years falls but little
short of ten thousand in New Ork, Philadelphia,
Boston and other cities of the Union. This is a
great result to boast, and is not equaled even APP
preached by any event noted in the medical history OF
the world 1t is reasonable to suppose that sneers
will be leveled at these remarks. So they were at
Fulton when he first made known the worth of steam
and its great practical utility-so they at the
prosecuted Gallileo when he published his discovery
of the Microscopes they were at Morse when he
limited at the discovery of the Magnetic Telegraph
which is now familiar and every day affair Its
safer for the sufferer to try before he sco und pro-
cure happiness and renewed lease OF life If he can
! Many man has lost his existence by permitting
his ncredulity to master his judgement
The Eectuary is particularly commended TO the at
tenton Of married ladies, the one half of whom
subjected to the attacks ofpiles in modified form.
The medicine can be safely taken under all circum-
stances Either before the piles appear after they
have mdae their sad havoc, the victim is made to
dure severe cosyeness gddness. intamations OF the
spleen, kidneys, liver nestlnes bladder and spine,
of all of which nothing equals the Elecuary These
professions not solely mercenary, but made
with view OF alternating the disresses OF myriads
who can discover no method whereby TO gain
storation of their health This fact will be apparent
to all who inspect the medicine when, by doing,
they may perceive thaits cost must necessarily be al
most as great as the price demanded for it, while
this certain and speedy remedy Is to be had so cheap
il is criminal to neglect to test its worth, and put
unqualified asseverations in its favor to the test.
Sold, wholesale and retail by WYATT &
lKETCHMAN, 12l Fulton-st, n Y and by
A.C. HALLOCK. Evansville, Ind.
And Druggists generally throughout the U. 5.
Price ST. 0per box.
NorIcE;-The genuine has the written signature
thus: 91rA. Upham, NJ. ID. The hand is also done
with pen je3 IT,
lust Received, and for sale by the subscribers
u 500 OF. Sulph Quinine, French and Americans;
$50 English and American Calomel;
3 bbls. Camphor;
3 leases Liquorice Exi
2 do Aloes;
i do Assafaiida;
l do Bermudas Arrow Root;
] do Copal Vanish;
! do Shellac;
8 carboy's Nitric Muriatic and Sulph Acid
boxes Tart. Acid;
3 do Sal Rochelle
casks sup. c Soda:
$50 lbs. Pulv. Jalap;
200 do do Rhei;
$50 do cab Magnesa Eng;
10 OF. Sulph Morphia;
3 bbls. cream Tartar;
do SIENNA India and Aled;
| bale Sarsaparilla, Honduras;
! do Sponge;
/ do Cloves;
do Corks, bottle and Wall
febA III. w. & c. BELL, Main ST.