Washington telegraph., 1847-04-07
THREE MINUTES ny TnEwArcu#

Bluaders hY Irish walters, of The masl
curious AMI hughahe cHaaoler, ate as
common us bricks haI taa most laughahle
ouu " have boad O.. since tie waiter
scaoFed ul, DE inside Of tue watermelon
aud zeHrIuP lhe hHaguIuI grown and. lsa
ltle H#Emd#avla# TIT occurred nj
one of our principal hole'zs icwaay s.uee
tua very particular English gen" wilha
very shuil tailel coal. largo number oI
p.lllana biz muls aeausIdenhle amounted
drlh r.a'h HHIg,Ht arml#ah.f ml.. gaHr
AMI particularly }eIIaU gloves. llo hi
Hatoi IHm lie gralnummHWIu. IN.
90. geu EHan aai luanl, "a
H-H. ludl. anI d uaAhHf u u.aHf
#ms..#eus #Hl 1Iaars IIe a#faaea6l
t a.aaa aaaH-#aH.H. aTata4 tu mlaa =.
r,Ig4 impression upau Iha III agsH public
and Hae llamA pfea5 liF idsa 5I m II.
H'Is F1 ra# aad o.gHf selecting IT,
mosIdHf.mh.e situation possible lot the a..
rompashmenl ui hI5 plrH4sa, heahuleln
waiter 10 him and suck hIa uyoglas uhIH
nye-=nnl lie waiter eye, hui he own IN.
dlyilaal urg#n. AHer .4fsrginE him loF
moment addressed him wua-"Ale.a
lhrrg.a ans English waiter ere
"NHeh zIf inquired iae waileE
"Engl.sh WaIlors, don sou 'ear mel
"uh yis. ziH Of eaaae. DO. p.IntY of
'emi sIh Vim, NJ ,c Riaza Ia nAo tor
breakfast sif.
s1a'laHa. aa English walter s.t. Re.
piled Iha assHa
"0at.., ~ daa'i sH46a d.tH a waH
beside lu4.uh cEaep.u lusbi lu Ina
hWIHI sulIee. o0Qaegn NIeioy.s
"Ael. tBea. Dc can't get aa EueiIzh
alF#Hl 10 eaIfDaHe, lHaa, laI# au lFizh
na.
-. ..z. aI #ha ,aW#8I eafzagi Of her
aa#H EI#|arf zZHru s.e..H#s
"H#. ia#H n HH=a % a#Hsg zal
haI mem HHea ilrHs minutes u1i "a
bubble maH. aul cup Of colIae-bHsl.
E.ra#sfa1 Hr, aa# ums iHas.
"#s a.f, sid IHH waiter aud zIaHaIa.G
'tHl mz#.ee'. lalee minutes Ilr he
ar afIHs g.at calling h.u back.
-. s.f. Ha.i IIa Halfsn
l. g.a.a f.. ! b.m##II 10 iha hrHlal.
aau 3, aa# s.,#a IhraHI,aI sHtae esz#.
/ = cracking de 'aI= lhe8 HHfa A.
h.# "a a##faH. #ul 81 .'la 4tmls.u
iaa no a- wa## HHa# tHt aa''eraa
.u.HrI Hatu O boz Dad H.t l.rrol b.m
tur.a. hm.HfIHfHr mindless
"la, aE' r..sI IIe u4i'af-'l dd,
s.r ] counted 'rm my ..'
"WlaH didn't yaa ia'E at tbe clock. .
exclaimed iho grni with % WgaH uWfsr
joel Hle baImH aeaa ,lal Louis ruUn
Dad suggested Ihr Urunar,y o. uNocn-
hilFH .mm + 1al1. aII marrying AoF Go
uUs 0. hIs own sHus.
"nnU d once .ir" al thr ll.hman-
"d.yil d one TO Iuok nI What nd ! be ai.
ibrr lulain' OF Ihe clock 'ar OBJ. tAe time
oh, iA.s is i81 mach. pu.lEas'' sa.d
tle grnL "iiem FuI stupid .s.aw u.r
my watch and au uso i.r kfrhaa aul ho..
mo I'll couple o. egg Jl.,'hFse minutes "i,h
il."
"lh, siG" said tho waiter taking the
watch.
"Do you understand now, sir" inquired
lac gent
"uD course. slr' wa ths reply ani of
Do started.
httur expiration ni ihc three minutes
appeared ihr waiter with ihe hfeaaau'.
aud 90 lhc plato with Soc eggs tho watch
waslrplsilci, AsiLs gent was about Go
take up tue watch itc waiter stopped hm
hy c1cnlmug care, s.F you'll
burn your unHar-il's hor, sir.
"Wbats ho1 inquired lhr gent
"Ihc wuich sir.'
"Thc wrchl echoed thr gent
"Ity sir; ,ur, idli % fM m.ob"s
Mr rsasuHiFHfa minutes ami a..1I
IR,U.'
"Nbll' a.I Ihe horror stricken gr1N
starting up-"10..rl i0s watch.
"ls, sir--llrHa murr
Ibs gent eiIn watch, wascamHoioy
done. and .ca1g Dos gold nyrr br ma'.
20 speedy exit mrHug curses Io1I end
Imp. ml tossing h.a watch from huI in
hgi. as a bay do.sa hoi p1a'ato cool DO
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