Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1847-09-02
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20 II study dirty Sho was..-Ihat no
ssts eetots oas p the pftncipsi hoehap,
Philadelphia. I siaS 81 Two sinsee.
Fyr tis big 10 v ~. nassa, fesken,
IS Htt iise les,es. does y
o,lt s;. msis., IL rips sha | ala
i plaSs pm aonfk Is 3osa,T III 10 n
j VIII thai he daiky Oil viii Ms Old
sask md Va making Tie krt insisior
y !hs melon. when IL eiss / lSns, deer.
lpieicihg OH s.
'Wha,do Sod SOP fot Il .s;a lhs ssp,Ie.
!. 4, ,.l.., bedl' 10 ! as.ra iii Asll.r. /
r,aihs. coma. su. /, Vii sSa il ifisis|
He gass lnotbet poke With R:s kuiIs.
and this time The melon shrisked oul
Oh :hnfder you kill ne |,
Before THE lasl VOID wa out. the ne.
lon went iun bling to fiie eround on 81 /,
side Of The cart, snd The <esrky on lie
other. believing. Q. de Hofd D. dc sI.of5
ob liebehsl i. 4
Ticking himself up. lie half scrambled.
half ran I Jaw peees from lbs carr, and
turning 10 behole The fragments Ut lhe
melon, continued, ,Whew, dis niger
nebbsr STAINS dali. Clsr 10 God. ], lhoiief
muEdst | while Wyman. the celebrated
ysnIiloauis, wsiked quietly away amid
the shouts and foars 81 The bystandera.
[zitaion Mus
"a HasTf PLirr or Soup. ~ TlousA
Story Our uncle Ezra i Ii ,ha habit
! .msiimes Of stretching ihe truth lislls
"a vicious sort 81 propensity from which !.
TIE rest Of The family are sihsulafly Tree. \
We heard him ieil sneoks rather severe
tale one day last week, which We hsys
concluded 70 give 10 the world.
When lived Ia Midine. said he. Il
helped break Up new piece Of ground;
We cot iha wood Of in the winter. and
agsy 70 the sprins We begun 10, think 81
plonghin ont. Il was 90. Consumed
rocky that We, had 10 lei forty yoke oh
oxen 10 one plough-we did, iaiih--and
held that plough for more than week
II thcughI should die. Its'en Almost
killed me. van, Why, one day | was
holdin', and the ploug b iii 1 stump, which.
measured jus. nine FOOT and hsli through
i,-hafd and sound whils oak TbsS
plough spill il. and / wis going 5trsiohl
through the stump. whsa happened ID
think L nigh. snsp together again, 20
DIST threw my feet out ana no soonet
done this .bsn Il shipped iogsiber, taking
snat. hold Of the seat Of my pantaioons.
Of course. | was tight. bull | held On ID
he plough handles, and though lie team
iH6dsh, sItef letting me caltsY prrs,as.
they gave. another strong pull togethefi
and HE old stump came up about tho
Quickest ; il bad monsir3us long roots Too:
Get me ten Sou--my wife made The cloth
for them pse,aloons. and haint worn
any other kind since
The only reply Snooks made 10 tbis
VAS / should have thought !: would
have come hard On your auspendeTs,
DiiLoGuE TETwEEr n Man in wAN+
Oh Work AND 4 MAH TN WANT or
Observation-Disclosures you IL
want Of lsborer. Dir I
Gent am.
A,-Tm gu. o. wotk; Ill. sha should
be elad 10 serve you.
Gen,.--Ars you ! reformed diunt-
a.-No. .lf-i usv;t dsant ID ~
life. II,
Gep,:--Pm sorry for ihsl--bst PET.
| liaps | tan do somsihipg for you yeti.
Were YOU ever ir the, State Prison !
ii. (ineign snilyJ-No. siri I'M Z poor
map. sit. 81. thank God, I'm honest;
Gent tfising ID rage u Get ota of my
sight. you Internal psppy what DO you
mean by. coniog hete ind asking fer
woik: I'd have iol To- know I'm PHI
lsn,hropist. and | Won't give any employ
ment e / fellow who has never even
6eeitiu,i watch house 81 seen ihe inside
Of i police court. II you'd only stolen
gridiron-but get along about your
bdsinsss 5ou sin't even ID r lp' !
Il TouoH TN A Southern pepper
lieIis the following Muns hsu5enish story.
i which, II ...hot sad to take IL certainly
lhsrd 10 digest. we have swallowed
some tough 'un, 10 our day but ibe ~.
| thor oil this could give % anaconda fsix,
| and then throw bin into fiji. Where's
| Sam Hidss
/ MANY years ago i ssiilsf 10 Macon
started Sne day % ! bunting excursion
ana sfiet travelling about half the day
4 Killed / noble bssr. He then threw the
lie II and vun f,ysf his shoulder and Start