Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1847-05-20
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4 3ooD AHncpoTE I've darkies 10
the west went out possum hunting. and
By accident iound large esse with
quite asmsilenifspce. Pssping in they
dilcoysrsd three young besr vtslps Ia
the interior. Look hesh. Son. said one
while I goes il dsf. cod gets the young
bar. you jusl wsIck Aesh Tor de old bar
Sam eoi asiesp 10 the ssn. when opening
bic eyes. ~ suddsSly sspied The Old
sbssf scg6Deine her wsy into ne cave
Qeiek o. WAX Be caught Der BY the fail
esd held % like blszes. Hello. dss!'
psid Jumboin he cave. hello. dsF. San,
what dsfks Dc hole. dar?' %or' Bless
you, Jumbo. save yourself honey. for il
dis tail cum osl. sou.u fnd out what
daSke de- hsle I
Fslk's don't 70 10 bed nova days
they retire Nobody eats dinner--pse-
Eis tsksS come refreshments. Nobody
xoss 10 ehsreh--bui people attend divine
ssfvico. There 70 no Sunday Iii is Sab
I, bath. No eDs gels bis tooth pulled--il
u sxiracied. EDsisal Of dfiakine ses o.
coffee. The lsshionsbfe Only sip little ~
Noons tesrs hdle 10 BIZ psnisloous - bat
Il 10 no rsrs thing thu b iscerstes them.
Eadies don'teo Waiting -Ithsy only uske
calls. Rosng men Soa'i 70 coeriine-
thsy orig step 10 se speae tho evening -
oar gFsndmss ussd hard backed chairs,
out our bellies hare stuts9 docks 10 Msi
Ssafss
Insver shot bird in NY hie.' said
soms one 10 bis friend; who replied, 'icr
my psri. never shot any thing 10 the
shape cf bird. sxcept . squirrel. which
klled with stone, when Il fell into The
river ana was drowned.
woodsa Isss s,s ,aev a.s. -.
~ McKee,. thst ices have bersn 10 st,sos
sPon thea.
I'm afraid that our gohn viii catch The
snall pox Z be goes 10 town.
'Silence VIC uesywo-ts. ysso-e.ssiS
ssything
The young lady that put herself into
she posi-ofiee instead % letter. vas
Vake sig6PAslt tA.ib iS0:l Ss.,is held
her last in the aperture. where shsSkGck.
cd and ssuased ter some time belose she
Wss lot out.
a ehsp. Who had always been dirty,
4 washed himself lately, which 90 chane
I'd bic appearance that be vas prose uled
under the law that iorbils one 10 20 ia
disgoiss.
a waiehmskes being s.kusd The age ii
his yosneesl child. said Ne We just .
puarter 81 thfee.s
The nob,sst pat Of friend l. en- hon.
eat bsidaess ia The Notifying Of errors.-
! lie that teils me oil faux, aiming at my
good. must think him wis and faithful;
wise. in spying tkat which | see not
fsilhfsl. g plain admeaiios, Get tsint.
Cd With AslleTy.
a paper out West says Il 10 gong 10
have ! new bad. The editor should
hsss one hoe. q he rosessn will asver
sscesed.
.Pompey What did Missy Philln say
e you The .oddss ds5 whsn she whisper
Go long. oakley; yoa think I tell
yon q lady secret. wtsn she AZ me 10
60 home wid her
a eoiempessry ssys. that wives vino
DO ncs Try 70 keep iAsi hasbsnds viii
iose tnem.' We suppose that Il 10 ne.
essssfy sesprinkls little salt on them, OF
they pili not keep. Some wives use i
great deal q vinegar.
Toe inuenss suns 81 money have
bees devised 10 England. 70 persoas in
this coaaify. The frsi Is Tie famous
Townlsy estate. IN The division Of which
q b believed thai the family OF he Law.
ssness:in New Yotk vii ullimstely 90.
tsia osfr SIS 900. 600. The o,hes il
Siadfsa. snountine TO SO. 900 600 which |
u said 70 b iuAerited By ssnils0sn 10
New Castie. Maine. ol the name d Jsn.
mage
A psfson ssid 70 tis friend. who va.
learning 10 tsks snnf. thai il IVES wrone
10 teach ones noss ! bad habit Is ! man
generally lolious bis nose.
II,
This cant Be 5saf r Is ihe fsrner said
shsn be PEELED up curs1.
II
len. 5os'se bean drinkines No |
Aavs1t;lfvs been. looking :, another
~. dnlkius; aadi, yss two much lOr
That ii : capital snsesp,e sc Ken,oel
. The SPIRIT 81 lie Tsnes iIlusra,;ne N.
!hiekasss sud io,e6sibIEty 81 nssros.,
bel. TO o. twelve esisrsd .pps.oas.
eefe lnoYzine n one Of heir cabins
viii ihei3 let . The Gre. uken ons 3.
lnsm suiSsnly exelsine1. 4 tme>l Too, /
l-baf1in' Presently 81 sld<d lnx'oosix:
Who Io1ltll l-1nfpinff R-csirifr a
lnsuer. y reiterated he q3ss.ion. viii IA
nh u4.& 14pl,sis Vino Foor bxr A. Il
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