Weekly national intelligencer., 1847-09-18
TIPPERARY ELECTION.

IlPPEhARl
Mr. CoLLErr an Engshman had been brought forward
as the Administration candidate for the famed county OF Tip
perary. Archdeacon LAFrAs proposed Mr. scuLLr as an
opposing candidate, and in doing made the following
speech, las reported for the London Sun y
Archdeacon LAFFAN rose and greeted with hemen
dous burs. of acclamaton He took the Times newspaper
out Of his pocket, and throwing it with force on the table
said to Mr. Colet There's your speech at Lincoln fo
YOU" [Greal cheerng.l My Lord Suirdale, continued
The Archdeacon 81 in the whole OF my life,
is long political life, stood up this courthouse with
feelings of more regret Who you bringing forward this
day, Tory gentlemen Of Tipperary Cheers. Pm asham
ed Of yopgeat cheerngI always like to catch the bul
by the horns Laughter Who repeat are you bring
ing forward respectable independent landlords OF Ippeary
The man who stood by in the House OF Commons when Roe
buck called you murdee and did not stand up TO defend
you. .
Nj CoLIErT. ''I did" [Groans.
Archdeacon LAFFAS oh, gentlemen of Tipperary Oh,
respectable descendants of the pperary asocracy Though
you Tories, love better than John Bull Laughter
who will laugh at you when estates concated and
your children beggars. Loud cheers Those English TEL
lows have not one drop the milk of kindness their
bosom Did that Unlocking fellow-(pontng to Mr. Col
let)-and he is very Unlocking fellow [aughterl-
There Mr.. Coleu commenced writing IN his tablet.
Archdeacon LAFFAN. Put that down in your tablet carry
that in your snufbox say Tippeary Loud laugh
ter do regret, my Lord Suirdae, any Of the
old stock of the astocracy coming the back of whom
they do not know. Hear, hear. not ior the Wings
or Tories they all alike to me, from naPpsh Roebuck
TO Lord John Russell and Sir Robert Peel (Cheers They
call you, landlords of Ireland, wholesale murdeers and did
that fellow [Iaughter stand up for you Loud laughter
Don't be looking angry me, sir; don't think you'll in
timidate me, Mr.. John Bull Cheers.
1t really laughabe TO the asonishsd, confused,
angry looks OF Mr. CoIle who did expect such acera-
ton from the very reverend gentleman
The ARcHDEAcoS, smiling | am glad Roebuck out Of
Parliament When he charged the landlords with driving
their unfortunate tenants, and starving them, did you
stand up then, Mr. Colet, and call him liar Loud
cheers. Do you know, my Lord Surdae what French
said to John Bull He said he used you very well,
for he eafed de oyster and you de SHE'LL Loud laugh
ter But Tory landlords Of Tpperary, your candidate
turned out of Lincoln and you thought him good enough
IiPpeary-ou of the frying pan into the fire. Laughter
Oh, gentlemen are youare you ashamed OF yourselves
Loud laughter see the crimson man;ng your cheeks
you cant conceal 1t hearts with your tongues
you partly Irish, after ALL Loud cheers If you
Coet, he will laugh with contempt you and, when your
estates squeezed like lemon, he will damn you
of beggarly rascals. Loud laughter Colett, did
hear that Irshmen had tails Loud laughter Did you
hear that the brutal Times called the bloody priests
[Groans
Mr. CorLErT, [good humoredy. Doyou say your prayers
The AncHDEAcoS. We do say prayers, and III make
you say yours before am done with you Laughter 1t
Is sad day when men, with their and eyes open
select such man their candidate for Tipperay Hear
would take my political enemy by the hand, would shake
hands with you, Mr. Coe, if you'd let me, laughter, but
10 friend or foe who would abuse me- would say Go along
you scoundrel could not support Lord John Russell, my
Lord Suirdae and will tell you why. Because he starved
IlnloIls OF eOw-cOuntrymen. lJroans the Ere
mier A scoundel who Tefssed send vessels war
to bring food to the starving people roanng And what
did the Americans do -glorous America loud cheerngl-
the land Of the brave freedoms was never soed
[Great cheers What did brave America do The Pres
dent the Government the People, their best Ships
ned with their noble Yankee Sailors CHEERS with food
bomb-shelis, shores. [Cheers Compare this with
the conduct Of the pgmy Premier England, the
Mr.. CoLLLrr. Say something about your candidate
LGroans
The ARcHDEAcox. am not done yet. Laughter One
source OF the great Of England derived from the
caso clothes and they send their cast-o member
ing, "He'l do well enough for Paddy" aughter.l You
stood for Lincoln Mr. Collett-whats your namei John
Laughter I'm sorry that they did send handsome
specimen the st-ot clothes you any way Laugh
ter You're not half as handsome my Loud
laughter have here the Times Of the 30th Of July, that's
the day you showed your in Lincon laughter and you
made your debut very smart. Loud laughter Lincoln
contains s59 Col Sbthorpe opposed you he headed
the poll Surely they must have the mschefs opinion
you when they elected Sbthorpe preference you Loud
laughter Well, how many voted for you III tell you
Out oi ne 1889 voters you got 272 Renewed laughter
boys
Voice Oh, what chance he has Renewed laugh.
ter
The ARcHpElcoS. lie has indeed WHY. have here
list Of voters Tor my two parishes there are in
those TWO parishes alone majority Of over his whole
sorry supporters IN the barony OF Mddehid. Loud cheers
Put that IN your pipe, Mr. Colet and smoke it, Laughter
Electors OF Iipperary going propose as candidate
young man, and he is bit the worse Tor being Roman
Catholic. Laughter. A was never the worse fo
knowing how to bless himself Chccrs He is handsome
fellow too. Laughter beg leave propose Franci
Sculy fit and proper person to represent Tipperay
Loud cheers His father, the late James Scuy, was
the worst o times the head Of the Catholics Of this county
[Cheers la 1929 the year before Catholic emancipation
OF which measure my Lord, your Lodshps wer
the most strenuous advocates-
DR.. BuREE. A cheer for the old Hutchinsons Lou
cheers
The ARcHnEAcoS. remember in Dr. Burke present cha
pei the late lamented O'Connell-may God be mercul
him Pray for him, Mr. CoIIeit. Laughter
Or. BcREE. II he knows how Mere laughter
The ARCHDElCoS. The late Daniel O'CJnnell was pr
sent james Scuiy the chair. :" am delighted sal
the Libefato 70 you the chair, James ScuIy
brother Of the distinguished author Of the Penal Laws
Loud cheers We must have fair play wen beat him int
rags, so that hls English friends won't know him Hear an
laughter They'll say Can this be the Colett that soo
Tor Lincoln " Loud laughter Electors Of Tipperar,
youH do your duty Ireland Cor the Irish. Lou
cheers onr standard is the green flag Of Erin. [Tremer
dous cheering
= On our side is virtue and Erin
The friends We have tried
Are by side,
And Colet is before Ne" Loud checrs.l
am speaking ~ random laughter n but had very goo
speech prepared, and you, Mr. CoIe spoiled by comm
up at the eleventh hour with your bamboo head Laughter
really believe not the FIRST good thing you spoiled Laugh
ter Sir Joseph Yorkc in the House Of Commons al one tim
said that il Ireland four twenty hours under water
would be pcaccable, and not I'LL then Little Jonny Russo