Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1847-11-10
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reached his side thu 10 'rc. buck his head and
for two minutes ia...-a. .n countless laugh
Then his aye 1ius r.--a- tarrN his rusty broad
bin. little blck--lI.i BIZ finger CD ais nose--
caught Us b. -ac h.'.aa a.f Began. Upon my
word, Ige egg.e-.a- I-.. t.-t r.-e. $500. .rue too
it's n. o:.ca .g-a.. ,.- -.H- E.t "a" Ibe thee'
together. Is S.. .e..el ,. consolation here
an old woman ~ ras ,aur %. il q" 1sc house
caught fire Lately. 4.. .aea 81. -a-hars I'm up
10 help her, the r''H.e ars-" 'i-u. score
the door ami sc.r .l4 ~. u. -ar.u sa-ra tfs
just been was.el-I rielaeu t.e1. "..L ny o"a
hands, and ain. sD.ag - haze tol EHH1 'P
and down W. ...l. gjeaf ci.H-v eel 1901. f.
so, arter ye sc,sbyeI iIem mysci.. 30 ,lr s.. e
stood aud away ven; the house AMI 10 little
while the fire made proigous lose to IT, and carried
it pretty much off We'll, well, said the old wo-
man, " I don't be e,e there a house in Mlssachu-
sets could burn down cleaner than that tor scrub
bed it with my own hand--anI that's some conso-
lation - Boston Galaxy. -
A couple Of Yankees have been doing the people
down east by very ingenious method They
pretended to be Deaf Mutcs, and went about sole
itng subscriptions tor a writing school. and sym
pathy for their situation produced large schools -
They lately tried it at Exeter with the result
and the News Letter says They kept school
for few nights in the Town Hall. and gave apPl-
rent satisfaction Among the scholars we're several
young lduiesi klIu SOUS one % "Ii'HI Whispered
sportveIy to another, Poor untortunates they are
pretty, should like to kiss one Of them" When
one OF the Mutes who could remain silent 20 longer,
exclaimed, "you may, my deiry. II you pleise. -
The next morning the Mute Masters were not at
the school,
(" Mr. Timothy" said learned lady, who had
been showing off her wit at the expense OF dang.
Ter, you remind me OF barometer, that is filled
~ sba
meekly replied her adorer in thanking you for
this fattering compliment, let me remind you that
You occupy the upper story entirely
THE LATEST MAN-A worthy old citizen Of
Newport Mass, who has the reputation of being
the LATEST alive, lazy indeed that he used to
weed his garden in a rocking chair, by rocking for
ward to take hold of the weed, and backwards TO
uproot t-he had a way OF fishing peculiarly his
own He used to drive his old white faced mare
down to the spot where the tautog (back fish
might be depended on, for any weight from two to
twelve pounds-backed his gig down TO the water,
put out his llne and when the iautog safely
hooked, start the old mare aud pull him out.
TarIxs To QUrr-The editor of the Iowa
Statesman, says, in his last weeks paper:
Not much editorial this week-can't help it
another bouncing big boy in this shanty-ony hap
pens once year-we are trying to quit it,"
Before the door of shop in Philadelphia is dis
played two signs. The first one is painted in red
italics and reads as follows:
"Shrts re-taiLed here"
This take it, is for the benefit of the Bachelors;
The other reads thus
Hands ,eanted to york upon boson'"
And this, we presume, is for the exclusive use of
the Bishops.
Mother" said asprightly girl Of nineteen, they |
say marriages are made in heayen-do you think !
they are'
Why my dear. it is very general opinion
"Why perhaps they are but they seem long !
time in coming down to some of US
A correspondent wishes to know if bed is bed |
when it is little buggy? This is near akin to the |
question whether woman is woman when she |
IS a little sulky? The debating society have deci- |
clded that she am not
IL wonder how they make Luciler matches"
said young married lady to her husband, about |
Six weeks after they were married and with whom |
she could never agree. "Thc process is very simple |
he replied IL once made one Indeed and pray,
how did you manage it, by ging to church with
you, was the brief and satisfactory explanation.
BE careful tchat gau tcriie Hundreds of kind
hearted, benevolent, encouraging fellows have
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cannot witt prop 49, ~. ...'e. one OF the b hoys |
because he has .gl.. Cd. . ..t.cteu~t.cs of a man
about h.c} J. u". .a tp,0ulucc he is not very |
unlike a guuu} r.,iI.u Co., the -cnus homo. Ii /
there any article, dress IN which he del ghts
more than IN Others, they are taucy CATERS. straw /
hatsstItfcravats white rowscrs and check coats
Gold watches and chains are also iayorltrs with him
hpranse color rns 81 n oi ror