Tri-weekly journal., 1847-07-01
MADE WHOLE FOREVER.

is THERE NO Relief cries many wretch at the
Il rackng pains OF a disease pronounced incuraoe
penetrate every fibre OF the Frame us there nothing
that will give peace and happiness, and assuage my
anguish" exclaimed the poor sufferer who Is stretched
upon bed of torture by that terrible enemy OF the nu-
man race, Piles! There is relet-tnere Is something
that will eradicate every vesage OF your complaint,
and will positively you for life, without inJurng
any part OF your system without sublecng you to in
convenience without rendering you liable even TO a
cold, and without costing you but mere triiie in
comparison 10 which the benefit TO be derived by its
expenditure Is fortune, and something beside That
remedy--that invaluable and inestimabe gifts
DIR. UPHAMS VEGETABLE ELECTUARY.
Ii is an internal remedy, and composed of twenty
different vegetable substances, which simple to
invade the system pernicousy, but powerful enough
10 set the springs OF health in perfect motion and that
40 eectuay that they will not get out of order in the
same manner again. No mineral can be detected in
the composition, any other article that can be
directly or indirectly deleterious. The remedy was
invented by DIR. Upham after he left College. lie was
driven TO find cure for the piles by the misery the
disease inflicted upon him; and he now oilers the
benefits OF his discovery to the world at large. The
proprietor ofthe Eectuary unequyocaly and distinct,
ly avers-(and challenges contradicuonl-tmt II Will
completely external internal, blind or bleeding
piles ofthe the longest standing no matter how OBJ
stinate the may be, how hopelessy the patient
may be considered situated. The one-dOllar boxes
have entirely eradicaed the disease after il had exs-
ted In its most terrific aspects for twelve, fifteen, and
twenty and twenty-five years; in proof OF which,
the fortunate individuals who were made whole have
mony. In some instances cure has been effected by
Fix Doses or half box after the ingenuity OF host OF
phiscans the dreadful knife of the surgeon had been
exercised To the utmost with but the smallest shadow
of These not idle assertions, falsely put
forth To entnp the creduOus but solemn and wonder
full truths to which hundreds will testify. Even if a
surgical operation were certain to accomplish per-
manent cure, II is too disgusting to be thought OF,
while the agony il engenders is appalling in the ex-
trene, and skaters the constitution beyond hope OF
recovery. The number ofpersons efectually cared OF
piles by the Electuary in two years falls ut little
short OF ten thousand in New ork, Philadelphia
Boston and other cities of the Union. This is q
great result to boast, and is not elualed even APP
proached by any event noted in the medical history OF
the world Ii is reasonable TO suppose that sneers
will be leveed at these remarks. So they were al
Fulton when he first made known the worth of steam
aud its great practical utility-sO they at the
prosecuted Gallileo when he published his discovery
OF the Microscope-so they we're at Morse when he
limited at the discovery OF the Magnetic Telegraph
which is now a familiar and every day affair. 1t is
safer Tor the sufferer to try before he scois, und pro
cure happiness and n renewed lease OF lite II he can
Many a man has lost his existence by permitting
his increduy to master his judgement
The Eectuary is particularly commended to the at
tcntiOn OF married ladies' the one half of whom are
subjected to the attacks of piles in a modified FORM
The medicine can be safely taken under all circum-
stances Either before the piles appear after they
have mdae their sad havoc the victim is made to en-
dure costiveness gddiness inilamaons of the
spleen, kidneys liver, intestines, bladder and spine
with many corresponding ailments, for the sure cure
OF all OF which nothing equals the Electuary These
professions are not solely mercenary, but are made
with a view of alternating the dstresses Of myriads
who can discover method whereby to gain re-
stoaton of their health. This fact will be apparent
to all who inspect the medicine, when, by doing
they mayperceive thatts cost must necessarily be al
most great rs the price demanded for it! Will,
this certain and speedy remedy is to be had so cheap
it is criminal to neglect to test its worth, and put
unqualified asseverations in its favor TO the test
Sold, wholesale and RETAIL by WYATT &
KETCHMAN, III Fulton-st n. Y and by
A.C. HALLOCK. Evansville, Ind.
And Druggists generally throughout the u. 5.
Price 81 20 per box
NorIcE;-The genuine has the written signatur
thus 9T-A. UpIam, Nj. ID. The hand is also don
with pen. earr je3 If.