Wisconsin herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1846-1849, 1847-04-03
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want of more important business, are
deeply engaged in the discussion ofthe
propriety Of permitting the marrying
of deceased wife's sister.
Plymouth Rock is SAID to be the
place where the Pilgrims first rocked
the cradle of liberty.
Miss Julia Long OF Indiana, went
recently before the Squire to get mar
ried
| He is rather an absent minded man,
and in going through the ceremony, he
said:-
"Julia Longs not your name JuA
liza Long?"
"Well, Squire," said the amiable
Julia, in reply, at ain't nothing shor.
ter.n
There Is man in New Jersey 50
good ratured, that he does not like to
say no when any one asks him to take
drink.
"How Beautiful" said a lady, ssthe
face of nature looks after undergoing a
shower" ayes, madam, and so would
yours after undergoing a similar pro-
cess
A clergyman somewhere described
IS preaching sermon for the blind,
when expatiating on the blessings cons
ierred by the precious visual organs, he
exclaimed, I'll all were born blind,
what shocking sight it would be?"
"The present age is impudent en-
ough," said George Canning, shut l
foresee that the next will be all irony
and railery."
One thousand Circassan females
were imported to Turkey as slaves du-
ring the past year!
! OF" A statue of the celebrated ira
gcdian, Mrs. Siddons, is to be placed
in Westminster Abbey. The execu-
ton has been entrusted to Mr.. Thomas
Campbell, the sculptor. 1t is a full
length figure, in ideal drapery, with
scroll in the right hand, and nothing
in the left.
So long as rum is in hogs heads it
con do no damage. but when it gets
into mems heads it plays the very Old
Nick.
Those who take ordinary care Of
themselves and are prudent, it is proved
by the calculations of experience in
England, stand only one chance out Of
half million Of meeting with any in
Jury.
permont Butter.--A young MARI
ried lady in Ryegate, has made during
the past season. from eight cows, |, 700
pounds Of butter, which has been sold
in market at an average price Of 20
cents per pound, making the hand
some sum Of $40. Beat this who
can.
II is said that the chase Of the Cha
scs, after big estate in England, has
ended in smoke the conclusion being,
now, that the whole story is hoax.
The workmen engaged in the Navy
Yard at Philadelphia, refused to work
on Monday, in consequence Of new
order from Washington, requiring a
greater number Of hours for day's
work.
Tirrell is employed in the State
Prison in the Copper Plate Engraving
business. This, with lock making,
would seem to be unsafe trades for
rogues to learn. Many burglar has
confessed that he owed his knowledge
Of lock picking to Information obtained
in State Prison.
$4,000 have been collected In
Woonsocket for the relief of Ireland.
One man, Welcome Farnum Esq, gave
$1,000.
There will be from 225 to $50 ships
built between New York and PASSPORT
the present season.
GP The cotton factory at Killing
by, Connecticut. was destroyed by fire
a short time since. The loss is par-
TALLY covered by Insurance.
0r"Sir, you are a fool" "Don't
you call me a fool?'' "Yes, sir-I
would call any man fool who behaves
as you do" "Ohl you would call
any man fool. Then | cannot con-
'ider it personal. l wish you good
SIR"