Democratic banner., 1846-05-23
SHORT PATENT SERMON.

able. the men are more so; or at any rae.
tl,eir changes are more marked and con-
snicuoHs. Woman is changing all TIC
whileAiust enough to render her company
agreeable; and if, with hey sweets we are
made to partake Of :hc acidand bitter, she
is no less sweet or that account. IS she is
| to-day, so she viii be found to-molrow,tllc
same mixture of sugar, spice, and lemon
Juice. but sometimes differently proportion
ed. But Man! YOU don't know how to
| take hun. To-day he is all sweetness, to-
morrow all bitterness and the next cay an
insipidity, nothing but Slot!,, or greasy dish
water.
Nv dear fcmaIes-be careful low YOU
| trust those dcceitfuI creatures called men.
| Too mauv Of them have their hearts in their
pockets. Avaricc eats big holes in their
| affections, and their love is but a brush
wood blaze of passion that burns brightly
| upon the altar of Hymcn; but soon after,
ends in smoke and aSi.es. When they d.
get down on their marrow bones before you.
clasp their hands in rapturouS agony:
mingle tears with their smiles; put their
paws upon their hearts; swear that their
whole souls are on ere foryour sakes;with-
out YOU, heaven Itself were hell; and hell
itself of no consequence; and VOW eternal
constancv: consider well before you trust
them; for rs my text intimateS: what they
Ike at noon they ma dcspiSe before morn
Ing. You must know them a lcr@ while
before hard-rcad them If th"y be worth
reading.) as You woaid 4 book; and then 3,
Inf YOU think it worth wl.i!c - trust them
with your budget Of hopes ard happiness. ,
let them have EN-. ;
Ny dearly beloved feminines; men arc i
.deceitful beings. Beware Of those whorreI
lavish in love, but parsimonious i'll promise
They are those who 70 about tasting bu; /
never think Of purcAasinG. Beware o ihem.
| say. They are eoriaa!dizerS upon fresh f
and when hard up viii feed upon
the very ofals of innocence. They are L
fine to look upon, aud viii answer for an (
hour, but if You depend upon their bland
ishmentS you lean npon a broken staff
They will so suck your sweets that you will }
have none left for future husband. They 5
will pluck every blossom from the bush of
and afterwards turn up .heir noses
RI tHc unsigl,tiv tree. a
Nv young ma;lens; | know you ai rant a
10 get married as soon rs you enter your
but it is better to remain single and b
upon the cold soup Of soiicitude, than e
70 he married to misery, IT wcddcdt TO woe. :,
have hut poverty stricken opinion oftte X
major portion Of my sex. They are So cor k.
'upt by the miscalled reiincmcnts Of the x
'ge, SO inflated with pride; so fooled by 81
ashton; 81 afraid Of TIC soil they tread IT,
50 given to cultivatiEg whiskers ana - y.
noustactes> while their morals are in 4 "
state for the want of wedding:
nd so ovcrgrown with hair, vanity, and
lzlness, that scarce one III twenty is any IN;
lore fitto be with a wife than a hog is witt.
garland Of flowers. | have sometimes
that women. rum. tobacco and fed
raiiSm would be TIC ruin ri the country; pi
ut when ! consider how al parties are Jet
greed rpor, TIC snLjc"t Of Oregon, I feel III
lat we have nothing 10 fear from either Of AZ
four imaginary, if notnccessary evils. I'M
the country is ever ruined, it vii! be lie
trough the cupidity, v~enality and vault te'
g ambition of men If it is saved, We he
Iust give all the glory to WOMAN. u