Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1846-05-27
A JUVENILE DODGE


Inc TICKS played upon the experience OF
country vIsiters 10 New York. are Of endless
variety we proceed TO describe one. Ne be.
heve the very latest.
An MONIES, and green cUuni ryman, from Gin
ton county, found himseli-lo,t himself we
might as well say, ia New York, not long
since; and M a bar-room where he had made
some Appropriateness by his ingeauous dcport.
ment, be- cNhlhi,edamong the stores of knives.
keys, pencils, &c. ia his trowsgrs' pockets.
lWo bright sIytfcigns. One of the byslanders
on seeing these, warned the innocent youth
against Tie danger of pickpookets, some OF
whom he said might be present, and rob him
before i- knew IL.
Not by a dsrped sight" said the cautious
conn'rmn, IL can hnda safe place for them. -
emu so saving hn put both gold pieces ia his
mouth, aui started ont for walk mp Broad
way IL bod proceeded but short distance
bci'rs "a boy with dirty face and ragged Jack
co. WHO bad been standing by the stove in the
w'-T"om he bad Just left, ran past him and a
moment aitrf he heard him bawlingas IL holt
KILLED 4 croNdquickly gathered around the
crying boy, and the couutTyman. was not the
'ast, "i course, 10 try and fad out what was
iAC natter
What ais you-Lwhat are YOU CRYING a.
bout asked one Of the pnlanIhropic mob
boo. boo. I've lost my money boo boo
cred 'Ic lgcunsDlabic dirty face
where How muchg' exclaimed the ex-
ci,oias-ombly.
" Boo. boo. lost two sovercigns," and TAX
iHs Dos hands it0m his eyes, from which be
Dag ogen pfc-singa torrent of tears. exclaimed,
pointing iu our conntyy friend, who by this
linr was surroundsd by the Towd,-"That
big mscsl has gOs them IN lis mouth"
The a-ioni,hmet ol the cOuniryman made
mn spccohrss and the indignation of ths
crowd al ih, supposed robbery ct a poor boy
Wasunb1uubed. 0ne Of the spectators caught
Dan Oy ODE collar .fibc sovefeigns rolled out
upon ihc walk end were instantly scized by
ihe boz while the innocent couniryman. BE-
lore De- could saya word. got kickedand beat
co., anj bod hc not taken Che policeman who
goo" mode Dds sppseeuco. back 10 where be
had hf>i shown tha money, would have been
''hen TO Zoe Station House. The sovercigus, ol
course were total loss.
BISHOP BURNET He was extravsqsni-
l' Ioni OF tobacco snd writings TO enjoy both
at l1e -linr time he Perforated the broad brin
'' W. iafE. ht, add putting las long pipe
'Wl'BH o. pulled and wrote, aud wrote and
puh.o again. lie was q remarkable abseut
n''H in company. lie eBnrstly cntrcated
20. ltat JaHu duke Of Marlborough. 10 elbow
200" i' meet prince Engcue ut Unstable. Bish-
of 1Ii iH. duke. sou know bow forge,lul
you 'i'a M'. f1u Dt accuFdtef' Your grace
'"'} ''r.W uT0H ms t8Htion Prince Eu.
Hs o1-e-,.lg fhe bishop 40 thc table. ian.
'.' 'l Mm whether lEwas ever co. Paris
'.. aHl please }o1r hir bess. said DE bisb
~ . Nas iIefe Dos ihe Very ame wear the
I'.".''- a' N'--9ns was taken up on sugpicion
q. p',,3H'1- h., husbaud." Now illmppeneJ
.''.. ".. Ia.'} was tho mother of Pdnrs 30
t'n. Tie bishop. recolletiug kimsslf Is, hen
~. 'a'e. retired covered with confusion. and
wv 'laoas 'o adj. 5hai ngitber llr dukr
H'f puues Eugene were ant,o,is f.,,.,.u ~.
Ah sd'o,D. eco exchange wiGdIy per
s.'- '1' 90 lowing Outrageous uud sbbu,,,-
iinI h.an'.ous mold 0f rrser Iiti,s
WY e'foU wear O. hump beb,us
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