Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1846-03-06
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rnr WHO'LL or NONE.

TnE WHOLE or NoNE' |
4 case came before the Recorder Yesterday. |
involving a point, ii not precisely like, at
lcas, bearing a strong similitude 70 that at is
SIZE on the Oregon question: with the diner
ence, however. that this grew out oil domes-
tic relations, whilst the. les had its origin IN
our foreign relations, A little csrrot. colored
haired lnsl; conan, with a bonnet that bad
beer anockcd into a cooked hat, iabonng un-
der no pressure from without BY a bodice. OF
no distortion Of shape from d hustle occupied
n chair in the Court, ina parallel line with
ne bench OF the Rccouic She appeared TO
labor under considerable excitement. and not
being furnished With that fashionable article
of rcfrigcntion-a hn-she made . substitute
for IL Of the corner OF her shawl, which she
nimbly piled 10 and fro, IN the vicinity OF her
face. On the sideScats sal a man with a
round. red lace. a mther extensive mouth, a
liberal supply OF teeth. anda quiet but humor
Gus blue eye. His cliin rested ca his lei,
hand aud his elbow rested on bis knee. be
: cmed TO sazs on bis old hat. or eaubcen. as
~intcntly as a ioEune-tcllcT would at the lines
OF ones hand. chewing bis tobacco quld and
the quid OF bitter ioncics ., the same time
Terrence Toomsyf' said the Recorder. a
few after VIZ entered the office %,
in throught then he's here" aid the lady la
W OtOA'u ptliiiiis lVfhlNH ~ NHi'h hH' -
cable as il butthcr wouldn't melt IN his
mouth"
''Here, sur sailTcucncc, for such seemed
10 the name OF dIc man Whose pas~aiivc posi-
ton we have Just de~cribcd-"Herc, sur,
said NJ, As soon as the silence OF the lady IN
the battered bonnet would permit the Re
cordcr 10 hear him.
Nancy Toomey7" sid the Recorder. "Oh,
isn't that mel' said She Ia the broken bonnet,
and sure il was the souy day 10 me that AVER
| laid me two lookin' ewes on the biackgusld
there, that give me such q name; aud II II
wasn't for the sake OF ,he poor childher, sure
ID a meal Of %vi,ilcs Id ivcr eatin the same
house wild him. tho.
Silence, madam, said the Recorder, you
are charged before ne with disturbing the
ncishborhood where YOU live, last night, and
il would now seem that Sou mean TO disturb
the Court, also"
MS. Teomtv-And Id like 60 know.
your Amber. At | could help ~ Ia like to
know, il %yourelI hid three sm1ll childcr, and
one of them la the measles aud another al the
breast, how you'd like your lawful husband Ia
hr comm in TO youivry nightat IL or ! %
clock. after bcin' ont Ctllivantin' the whole
nigh, wild the Loids knows who. How d
YOU like that lax yon7'
The Recorder told Mrs. Toomey that he
was unable to correctly appreciate such a po-
aud at the sane time informed her that
any domestic dilhculties under which she
labor was no Justification for her dis
the quiet OF The ncighborhood in which
she resided.
'soh, it's oil very well Tor YOU TO talk ~. Re-
rordher, Jewell sill Mrs. Toomey, But a
Saint from Heaven couldn't stand the doin's
md cartvin's on at that dccay,iu' blackguanl.
did | catch him when he sd he was
yoin' to john Dousho's wake, ,oIher night.
as coscy as YOU Plays. siitin' beside Mary
in Buen Mooney back pahOr, and =
pitcher whiskey punch before Them.
Ao-n't that purity conduct for a married man
Ind the iathet OF & tamilyi Wasn't
''Stop madam" said the Recorder. the pre-.
srnt change has nothing 10 do with what TOOK
place in Bden MONEYS back pAIlor. Let INC
leaT what Terrence has cot toay. Terrence.
up and state what was tbe cause of the
disturbance las, night bciweeag ou and Ms.
Ioomeyii
"Weil, pom me sowl. sir" stil Terr.nce.
believe II would b. aysier 10 howl Id on too
-LprechoUH than to do that. ior il | know
what was The cause OF il no more than the
msn IN The moon. may | be a mile s,oue. Nan.
cy gets into the iaHtrRa betimes. aud when
she does she's like Larry Meals Wild coult
no stopping her"
20, ncjgbboui' aid Mrs. Toomey. swift
ness that, listen TO the carlctut my lawful hus
baud gives"
BE silent, I say.' called ont the Recorder.
imPTauycly. Go on, Mr.. Toomcy, and ac-
count Tor the disturbance
Wei your oner. as ! was sayin'. p %oontinu.
ed Iernncc, there's no Rccountin' for it,
Begost, shc wa for cummin the Oregon game
over me. When | cum in | wanted ioinf or.
cuPaiioa Of the bed, of course; bat bchowld
mc bswll Nancy was as valiant ~ senator
Haunegsu himself aad nothin' would playss
her but ne tchOic or mono. and az | was defer.
mined She shouldn't have the whole. she
hoances out Of Bad and begins TO create d hub
bub Ia the street, ill The wa,chman cum and
took us both zap"
The Recorder told Nancy that the assertion
Of ones rights when the claim of exclusive
possession VA clear, WAS very lsudable, very
couimcndabic, but uiat, IN tbe case lac saw no
doubt TO thc Joint pEcprieionhip Of Tcuauce.
IL sh0u,l. Therefore, dismiss the Case; but he
warned Nanny that, IL brought before him on
uny similar charge, he should certainly hold
her 10 bad. Nancy left the office not at ell
ples sed, apparently. al the decision OF the
Court.-N. o. DsiiG.
According 10 the prevailing belief OF such
la Ireland ~ believe in Fairydom, the L<pre.
cham 10 81 a diminutive species Of superna
unral bsings. lie knows where v~astam,ount,
OF Treasure is bid and will tell II you csn kee.
your eye on him, but ifyou remove il lor a mo
ment lie isnishss.
CRUELTY TO 4 HoRSR.-We saw ls,
evening, Ia Commercial street, " hat had been
certainly. a uoble honae. lvinv h.lnls.s ,,.Ll