Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1846-11-27

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MAKING AUGEg HOLES WITH A
GiMLEr

H'A halfed urchin, u DO Was laborbing away
WIN al ul> might ar Tirce of buaryl before
iin. ." living 20 make an auacr hole 20 WAS
~ reply without raising his eyes or suspen.
dWs iHs operations. " Precisely the business
m ai ltaSi two thirls at the world. ian ,hi ,
blessed yeaIot oar lori lSlG, j. this making
, ansrr ho.rs with ginblct. have said TO rn, .
se''i "> walked musingly onward. Her. is
Apnns \. who has ju,t escaped from the
cieTNs desk behind the cosnter lie s,orts
has mns'ach-s; wcar.s his hair long. has &C
quifel thc power o, being shaved. carries a
fd''dii. uluAs Champai N when IA can COM
mhut az 20 purchase bottle. aud treat a
friend 20 q dluner, talks large at the price cur
rent, iait OF western stocks and profits fl
odnhln8' stands la his boots two inches tai.
! Ter thsn Astor or Appleton. and speaks of
/ iorciSu exchange a. would RoShchild or Bid
die. lie 'hinks he - grra, man when oil
o'hst7 Know ne j. only making anger holes
WIN gimblCt. Mr.. b. isartbld e1liiirian.
lie has llbured hard az caucuses. atwarl sul
tow y meetings. has talked OF the dear people
il The Woris flew Parrot like from Ms Inns.
and Mss done fuil share Of the dirty work al
/ p5ril Tor years. Olicv has been a.. luu. h..
/ oui To lead him onNarl~ and which has made
mm neglect his business spend his time in
huntihg up r-cruIis. drilling the rrlractor,
an0 qhaiiilins himself Tor bar-rpom arzu-
''ta.' H'Hittf NlhNA'INa IL eau ~HlllT Ifh
aHalrs 81 thc nation ut a tncc: aiu.uuac,
has uu iniuOCi.s lor him. lic has shaken
bands Niih the President, sui is a grsat inau
Tie VII soon be- us-d zap, ani cast aside aud
/ wa iuen see, as utuer, uuw do, that he h
chasing jack olauierd, that h. Is mgkial
augrr holes with gimble,.
| ih.rr b. Mss l.. whl is really pretty Girl
aud Who might become "a woman. d u.aI oi
sense would b. proud Of. Now IA. app, th..
ioh 90 a,l uuns. rtad, exciting novels go.,
la ihr nFcIs. 0dmircs Ctl5sles ual,iug Ines
near', CEASED to blush al thr most indecent
nudity, lounge, on sofas. gloues ian h,r idle
nesS, keeps hrr bed an noon, cuquetus with
male animals as feminine as hcr-cIi, imaEiu,s
she 0, belle, iOgcis that hcr father Was
cooper, hs3s oi high lite and plebian pr.-
sumption and Is IN a tIir way To- rain himself
All Tins comes OF her belief dist au angct hole
can bc made by gimblet.
MI >. whom have Just passed. NAV D. |
Put down as distinguished professor of the |
slmoiei' lie was farmer His father left |
MN q me iarm Tree OF lncumbraCc. but spec
ulaiion became nlc, fortunes were made In |
lMukiag, and ). lsnCied one thing could /
be done as well as another" So he sold his
laTu, and bought Wild lands in ID. praifics
dnI conner lots in uniah8bi,rd cities an BE-
Gih io dream oi Wrallh. Work hc colH
not u hld suddcnly become drara linz ~
W hooould ihiuk OF tiilirg of D. iEg content
cd with hun lrcd .cres oi land. when tbou.
sands Of acres ia lhe broad west were WAITING
Tor occupants oToWn-u. $. was not the man
10 DO 81, aut he operated io 'hr extent al hi,
means. AZ last the llud bubble broke. hi>
wonderful CITIES were discovered ,u b, mere
''2>, aud prairie farms ihlu.h me basis oil
Nmusiless wealth, rlhlgss Unl-s, rendered
Productive by labor II
Bu' ). beautiful Ju is gone. AM as he i, /
low preparing on compassion, 10 b,rom.
nunter m Use west, he feels that ID j. diff ,
.I't making auGcr holes with O gimlct. / /
Va. l.. IS ihe representative of quite a class n
lie h1d has uttunusu awakened 10 The subject II
b religion. uni obtained new views of IN,
importance aud hs obligations Beiiev- 4
ng what cannot b. disputed. that love to d
Iod aud good will h ueu Is the only true 4
ource oil happiness, aud feeling. a. every be- /,
'cNo'eni mind must, desire ilr the welfare
y lhl9 race, lac !auCici himself called 10 de ,
'lare these things 10 the world; ani forsaking
us laP-lonc, his anvil, or his pillow. b.cam.
Without delay an eHpOulJtT OF the S, FIXTURES
! seii-dclcgated instructor % mankind Hell
ofgpt that The age ut miracles bal ceassd.l
nj that the ability To- teach must now b. ac.
lufed by the slow but necessary process oil
human learning II begins to have mi~siv-
nSs that he has mistaken hi, call; and will
probably discover when too late to rectify th,
error, that be- has spent the best hilf ii his
'Ie Ia 'y'aS To make aus holes with GIN
,I Truly, a WANDERER
The Police Office OF New Yo,a have been
making grand hsuI among ihs rgle,. bring
ing to light an immense anoun, Of goods
.hat bad been stolen rom stores ana hmili IS.
Among the prisoner, taken, was one whose
ia,,up,ion aud oHiac i, iAu, SCI f,r,l. in ,a..
Evening Post
In Iis appearance, iewpll Do taken for
q N.Tt uIrcol1 s.ur. m'H, hltir /. .aiIrh,f|
h' - broken down gambler. who Ha, long
J..H engaged Iu il'eDug t'lr uu,y4r,. @, ms
p"mls were lound lfJ.' quantity OF ,io
len goods. & vest Nas taken from IN. ,,..
session o' this nan. whi.hotal, o. b, publ,
" exposed i1 uls view ct 90 person, com.
etuea, as "a look atll uigat d.terp.r.,,,s
ir'm r.ni"riu- themselves liable 90 h.. pIu,k 4
'd. Ih7 'c,i was mode Of velvet. striped
anu cross barred Iu is pattern ItIm.'Irn
nrrs,l was handsomely SCI a small So.
~ hi.h occnWela space bu,rrn ih- iuin,
oni outside "i t.ic garment TIN, cas-. op.r.
40 "uh spring, uuj ,oHIi easily h.. ,n,I,.
lir receptacle Ul whatever valuable r.rI. t.t.
owner might uuuh proper o. ~ t4bald. of
play 900 au} fTIsu'or amg. The who'll, Az
itit Wa> neatly CoI..a.rI. .tA..ut ir.tu Gins.
inspection ID. fh. material ol ,,higltfb,.,..i
was m1i' Persons acquainted with bs
glmo ui hus. uiU p.reIt. u,.t b. n.
h "i ih's ltIe UutuNau.r. successful
gene CO." or I,,am.i bJ zoe oNuer OF
tnls spring oasr.'
COMMODORE STOCKTON AT TuF|
SANDWICH ISLANDS Tn. R.y VII,
Cotton, tlapiiiu ul thc q s. lnute Cnrre..