Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1846-01-29
THE PRESIDENTS MESSAGE,
The DAY alter the Presidents Messnr,

THE PRESIDENTS MESSAGE,
The DAY alter the Presidents Message
appeared in New Orleans Billy Sage and
Sammy Chip, being gentlemen Of re.
fec,ive and phIlosophlc turn, sat like pair
of Ancienis upon the Levee, warming
themselves by the remnant, of fire made
BY some sailors for the purpose Of melting
tar Like all conlemplalive men they sal
in silence. Mr. Sage undertook to remod.
el his hat, win ch appeared TO have had n
recent acquaintance with certain curb stones
while Mr. Chips pursued stray atom OF
tobacco through divers leaky pockets, with
the uimos, desperation. Finding it last, and
dividing it between them-the matter Of
peas bulk for each-Mr Sage lifted up his
voice and dscouIsed rs follows
'lsay, Sammy have you seed the Mes.
sige p
'Wot mes"ge7 Nobody never don't
give NE no messlgc, cePlin messige 10 Gu.
and make myself scace-no more do you
That are fact Sammy bu, that amt
wot mean was agoin 10 speak Of the
Presidents messige--Jimmy KS gineral
stalemint 10 all outdoors, and some part Of
Ashley | borrld one from Jake, ye,,sr.
day, and reckon if you wos TO have seed
it, you'd have said it was some snakes
Yes, no."
'Wo, does ii Urea, on ? enquired Mr.
Chip,
Treat on = returned Mr. Billy Sage
IVY it don't treat ut all it don't say bllters
or 'eye-opener.' No, i, refers us, that is ire
the people, iAeirseires, TO our Turin relash.
uns, and
oh, cuss fur rim relashuns inerposed
Chips who ever is agoln TO az them TO
stand uea, ? and then ngin, sposln lha, q
Teller haint any And I'd like 10 know,
jest for green's continued Mr. Chips. wax.
ing wrosh, 'wot Merikan President has
TO do with Turin relashuns ennyhow.
the SIZE, and | was riz on the sile, and OIL
ers ca late to stay on the slle, without. I'm
traded off TO the doctors and the 'kelinton
hung 10 one OF their musinaries. No sIree
Cuss Turin relashun
You'd be a goat, you would,N you had a
pair o horns, Sammy Chips replied HI.
companion, and be butuu out your brain:
agin everything. Why, steam boat I tanr
folks he's talking on It's furrin countries
; He scrouges righ, up agln old John Bull,
and filings mighty heap o rocks gn them
French folks. AS for them thar Mexican
wooden legged, tanned up, oncropped, on.
civilized, miserable specimens ofkerrIers o.
bad Durango dollars, why, he hits EN- q
bat atween the Two eyes, and Jest holler,
u,--'Come on, dot rot ye. you want any
more I'm thar, and thar's heap 10 back
me 7 Oregon, says he, rs ourn, and I've
drlv nail down clean lolher side Of q
Jumpin off place, and tied a string to il, and
, kerrled It out 10 the Pay,cifc oshin SC
jest keep your plumber ,other side O. that
: line and don't so much as look ugly acros:
b ont, or there II be one oil the swfulea mus
, ses you ever did see in these parts Thai:
= the way to tell n
s Well interrupted Sammy Chips, who
. said II want ourn ? Ain't ii put down SC
IN the map OF the United States, and kollorod
b yaller7 | seed it myself and I'll bet drink,
ont. Why, you know'd old Scrap by
= kers Well, he he'd baa skin as come
B chuck oil the way from thar, and he never
e SAID II warnt of'n Merican bar O
, course Ofegon's ourn =
y We'll, faint nothiu else, pursued Billy
4 Sos Texas; and soil KelIyforny, and
0 Kennedy, and Cuby before long-lhat IN
+ fact ! Yes, seq he, 'afore them outside
Starved out, TRIMS slated over the water pow,
= ers on this continent I'll be contnentally
Y burered and brIed II don't IambssIe every
4 every one on en-, so thai
= Whose sgoin to ambsste anybody 2 de-
e manded a policeman who had jas come
Up.
oh hello, old feliow'' replied Bill, you SEE,
we was only talking over the messIge, s.
we'd got furrin relAshuns When
Never mind relations, bat up With you
both asd see some Of your aequainisoees
= You have been away from them about Ioog
Is enough, and the Recorder wants to give you
0 t'ckcis 70 The party, COns slOogf