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The Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1834-184?, 1846-11-19
DODGING GA TUTOR.

A new correspondent Of the Spirit of the
Times tells good story of College life, in
his time, al Old Harvard. which he heads
'Doding Tutor He says that it was about
the time of the last rebeIlion-and in the
height Of the unpopulariiy of Tutor Vince
Ter; one OF the senior class-a most painsla-
king, quiet Individual, every way the reverse
of 'rowdy,' was suddenly seized with the spir
it Of mischief.
Aware that the 'Pareial COMMITTEE
board composed of the petty officers of the
college, for the detection of such minor Of
fences as smoking in the yard, pulling
classmates ears in prayer time, and rolling
cannon balls and logs of wood down the stairs
were TO meet that night in Tutor W. Is room
F. took the opportunity while the Tutor
was at tea, of placing the key on the outside
meaning 10 return at eight, when the
Parietals should have met, and lock them
in.
Soon after the hour, when it was dark
enough for him TO be undistinguished and
unknown, he returned. As his band touched
the key, the door opened and Tutor w. who
had lett the key for bait, stood before him,
lamp in hand. F. blew out The lamp and
in considerable confusion turned up stairs in
stead of down. The building was Holwor-
thy Hall, fact which will at once explain
TO a Unversly-man the ocale-to otherrea-
ders somewhat more of description may be
necessary. The only outlet 10 the entry is
by the door at the foot of the stairs, and in
each of The four stories are two rooms
which have no other way of egress. AS f.
Nh he nj tha ali har
side-but they were all unfortunately lockek
and he found himselfin The 4th story, at the
head of the stairs, fairly Ponnod and the
Tutor, who had relghted his lamp was heard
coming up from below.-The thought of de-
lection within few weeks of the close of
bis college course-the loss of his honors-
and possibly OF his degree (lor in troubled
seasons the faculty of our Alma Mater ca
ry heavy HANDY flashed across hun The entry
window was open, and he got out carefully
land there, hanging by his hands alone,
fiom the narrow ledge outside, he waited for
the tutor TO arrive. w. looked, tried The
rooms, and marvelling much at F.'s disap-
pearance returned.
By this time F.'s strength began:fo fail
him. The bringing up place was the stone
steps some forty feet beneaih-not very
invighIing prospect. Witfsa last effort be
kicked one foot through The window below,
and resting moment on the sash, and ob.
tained chance to raise himself and gain
sure hold, and thus 10 climb again TO the en-
try. The 'ParietaIs,' alarmed by the break
ing of the glass, sailed out-thinking to find
F. outside, breaking windows. Pro6ting by
the opportunity he quietly walked down stairs.
'as though he belonged here,' fully satisfied
with his first experiment in locking up a
tutor
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OEucA COnOuct 10 the NOlumteefS.
l was on legimental parade the other day
opposite Matamoros, and somehow got my
company coDglomerated and promiscuously
Just mixed up. rather think did it just
to bother Lieut. Col. Forno.
the Colonel roared out TO me-sCapt,
Tobin, why in thunder don't you speak to
your company and gel them into liner
answered him very modestly-''pon
my conscience, Colonel, me and my Compa-
ny isn't on spakin terms to-day?'
The Colonel sloped, but the men say he
growled ou-'D-n that wild Irishm ID,
can make nothing out of him. As for ma
king anything out of me, calculate, he
couldn't make much. | believe Gen. John
M. McCalla, End Auditor, thinks the same
The cruel conduct was calling me wild.
have been here fourteen years, and that's
long enough TO tame grinning byena; be-
sides Col. Forno, Lieut.. Gibbn and myself
were said to be the three handsomesi officers
in the regiment (Col. Wason's,) and thai
alone should have prevented The cruelty oil
calling me trild. think he was Jealous oil
me because my whlskers and musaches
were of a less dirty red than his by half a
shade. The men called the three of US 'the
Siamese Twins Ihad some doubts as 10 the
proprely of the name, so borrowed Die
tionary of DIR. Wilson of 'ours,' (the only lit.
erary man IN the regiment except myself
| there found that twins meant two-as we
are three, think we should be called trio
.juncto IN Hno, as Boatswain. Chucks OBJ
served of the rattan hat he whaied the sal
lors wiIh-ride, Peter Simple,
hope there will be no more such cruelty
practised towards US volunteers as 10 call u:
wild.
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A CLOCK ON A New P1AN.-Galignani

A CLOCK ON A New PLAN.-Galignani
mentions that matchmaker of Paris has con-
slrucied clock of curious and most in
genious nature. 1t is made with eleven d.
ais. The principal dial shows the hours alone
a transparent one, Immediately below the
former, shows the progression and retrogres-
sion of the sun; TWO others, also transparent
and through which the mechanism of this
immense machine can be seen, mark, the
one the days of the month, the other the
seconds. Eight square enamelled dials are
arranged round the two sides of the pendulum
and show the hour in each of the following
cities: London, Algiers, Alexandra, 81 He
lena, Otaheite, Canton, New York, and St.
Petersburgh. Each OF these dials is marked
with twenly-four hours, instead of twelve, so
as to show the hours OF the day and those of
The night. Lastly, the pendulum carries a
large metrical scale indicating the degree OF
expansion and contraction of metal. This
clock costs $4,000 francs, or about 1900.
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The Protection of Home Industry.

However other causes may have operated
TO produce the extraordinary political reyolu.
tons that have taken place in Pennsylvania
and New York, there is no doubt that the
great cause is TO be traced to the passage of
The tariff of 1916, in which the principle of
protecting our home industry was abandoned.
In New York there were local causes at
work, but these of themselves would have
done nothing, and il is even questionable
whether they did not retard rather than aid
in the overthrow of the Locofocos of that
State. But we are not left 10 conjecture as
TO whether the tariff of itself would have
been sufficient to accomplish the work. On
that point The Congressional elections are
decisive. 1t was in New York as it was in
Pennsylvania, on the congressional election
the friends of home industry made their grea,
effort--and the result has well paid them for
their labor. In Pennsylvania we have l6
Wings, two-thirds of the delegation, elected
expressly as tariff men of 40, and of The
remaining third, five, though Locofocos, are
pledgedto support the principles of that bill.
But in New York the triumph was even grea-
.ter.-We lose two members of Congress in
the city OF New York, by division in the
ranks of the advocates of the tariff OF 40.
and yet show an aggregate majority of over
1000 IN that eligible great commercial EN-
porium and the centre of the foreign influ-
ence which has been brought TO bear against
the tariff, and which is TO be advanced by
the act of 1916. But Notwithstanding the
loss of two members, we have elected GER
tainly %, and probably % members of the
81, 10 which The Stale is entitled in the
House Of Representatives. This is the
work of the protective principle-ths is
consequence of the passage. by the Locofo-
CO Congress, ofthe act of lS46-and similar
results from The same Causes will take place.
we have full confidence, whenever and as of.
ten as the people are called 10 express their
opinion on this question.
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you intend to go to sea againg' inquired

the Recorder. 4
AYE, aye, your honor; an I'm only sorry
as | ever left the old RaIlan and Captain
Jack, for | expect when the Commodore
wakes up in the Gulf he'll make up for lost
time, an as Guvment's give 'em touch of
the old Perry blood, want TO let 'em have
a small chance of old Hull
well, said the Recorder, Il suspect you
have been punished enough for your frolic,
and shall let you 60 this time upon your
paying your Jail fees.
THANK your honor said the sailor joyfully,
& shan'i forget it, and if yon ever hear John
Hull has been cut in two by Mexican shot,
Just think that my last words will be a bless
ing on your head for letting me die in defence
of my ship and country The sailor paid his
fees, and wanted every body 10 60 out and
take horn; bu, as nobody accepted his gen.
erous offer, he threw down quater eagle.
saying, 'Give these poor miserable chaps
something TO drink there pointing TO the
prisoners in the box, 'and let me advise you
comrades, 70 leave off drinking and Join the
temperance society,"
The Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1834-184?, 1846-11-19
yAUGHN'S

A cure Tor Dropsy. Gravel, diseases OF the
"A Urinary Organs. Kidneys, Liver, Lungs.
&c Incipient Consumption. Female Irregulari-
ties, diseases OF the Spine. Sick Headache. alb
Bilious Disorders. all Ernptive diseases. Scrofu
la, Salt Ri cum. &c. And in fact any compiaint
which can be rea ched through the blood will be
spec div acted spon and cured by this article.
In The orthhrn sections Of the-United States
this Medicine has esta blished reputation une-
qualIed by any article ever presented TO the
world it has nude cures in many and various
complaints which are set fourth in pamphlet
which is furnished gratis TO all who may please
to call on the agency in this city.
b To all sboring under a detlitated system
whatever may be the cause, thirty ounce bot,
lie OF this Medicine will be certain to eifectre-
lief; and in most instances twelve ounce bot.
tle.
PRICE-12 CT bottle 81. 80 OF 81.
Merchants from ebroad who deal in this line
will find the article packed Tor forwarding by,
LEVI il BlRGE General gents
Corner Walnut and Bird sis Cincinnati Fl.
AGENTS FOR INDIAYA-E. p. Spnrricr, Evans
vilIe James G. Hardy, Covington; J. w. L..
Matloek. Danv lille. July 23-6mo
The Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1834-184?, 1846-11-19

A certain and speedy cure for Ferer s. Ague
H1f% HE extensive prevalence in this country
- OF that trouble disease, Fever and Ague
and The vast amount of suffering and distress
which il has occasioned. has naturally led TO
the adoption OF many compounds for its miiiga-
ton and relief.
Among the numerous remedies for this dis
ease none viii he found TO effect a cure more
speedily than The Tonic Mixture prepared by
the subscriber.
The Ingredienls OF this Tonic are OF a highly
saluatory character. eiliicacious in their imme-
date action upon he digestive organs, and en-
TREY harmless as regards subsequent effects
upon the system, when the disease is removed
the Tonic Mixture being gentle aperent, in
variably carries oifaIl obstrucuons in the bow
els. and restore tone and vigor to the stomach
This Mesicine is confidently recommended
as a certain remedy for FEVER AND AGDE
and deranged digestive organs, without the
slightest probability OF even a, remote deleteri-
Gus effect.
For sale by [iuly6.234.l W. 81 C. BELL.
The Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1834-184?, 1846-11-19
THE DEAD.
BY JAMES t. FIELD.

BY JAMES T.FIELD.
s'Still the same-no charm forgot
Nothing lost that time had given.'
Forget not the dead. who have loved, who have
left US,
Who bend DER US now from thei: bright homes
above,
But believe, never doubt. that the God who
bsreft US,
Permits them to mingIe with friends they still
love,
Repeat their fond words, all their noble deeds
cherish eE W
Speak pleasantly of them who left US in tears ;
From our lips their dear names other Joys should
not perish, -s..-@
lille time bears our feet through the valley o r
years.
Dear friends of our youth, can we cease to
remember
The last look of life and the low-whspered
prayer?
Oh, cold be our hearts as the ice OF December.
When loves tablets record no remembrances
there. -t
Then forget not the dead, who are everm ore
nigh us,
Still floating sometimes to our Gre m-haunied
bed w
In the loneliest hour, in the crowd they are by
Forget not the dead, oh forget not the dead.
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sumption, and all other affections oil the
Bronchial tubes.
HNREPARED entirely from the Ginseng and
IL warranted TO contain no PREPARATION OF An
tlmony, Mercury Opium.
Mere than 1000 bottles have been sold in the
city of Cincinnati, alone. within two months.
and in no case has it failed to give entire salts
faction.
The Ginseng Panacea is now ordered by
Physicians of The first responsibility, in their
regular practice. and its claim TO be considered
the only article ever discovered capable OF
speedily ami permanently allayIng bronchial Ir-
ritation, which is the sole cause OF cough, asth-
ma, bronchitis, and according to DIR. Ebere
who but expresses the opinion OF all the first
authorities in Europe and America, OF two
thirds of all the cases usually regarded as true
tuberculOus consumption must be consl dersd as
forever settled. We select the following names
from long catalogue of persons who have felt
its healing influence on their own persons. or
seen it in their families. Many of whom are
well known to the citizens OF Evansville as
business men. of the first standing and integrity
who would not for moment lie nd their names
or influence to extend the reputation of any
article unless from perfect conviction oil lis
utility:
NAT. NOBLE, Canal Collectors Office. p
M. GUrHAIr, Holiness paper store, Main, near
Fifth.
W. STORMS. Firm, ]. F. Dair s. Co.
DR.. CoSsER, I4tn st between Vine and Race.
] JONES, Assist. Clerk Ham. Co. Sup. Court.
u. w. PHILLIPS, Wholesale Grocer, Main st.
VIM. PARvIN. Firm, johnson & Parvln. Broad
way, near Yeatman.
G. w. COFFIN, Brass and Bell founder. Cd ST.
VANDUzEN, A Hopes arehouse, Sycamore st.
]. H.. TRINoR, Surgeon Dentist.
E. MUDeE, Firm. Nudge g. Clawson, beadstead
manufacturers.
BIGGAR. Sec. Equitable ms. Com.
CAPT. BIASHFoRD, AT Gin. Hotel.
4" SToNs. ~
CALHOUN. Walnut st. Na
S. HILL, Tobacconist, Main st.ncar Front.
Rev. ]. CLARK, Mt. Healthy.
G. JEFrEIEs. Lumber merchant.
r. A. HOLDEN, Main, near Front.
MYERS, Type founder, Vine ST. between Fiji
and Sixth.
E. A. WHEADoN, Firm, Wheaton, & Bainn
Auctioneers.
HERMAN. Firm. Finkbine & Herman. Main st.
A. f. BENJAMIN. Inspector OF lace goods, Sd ST.
A. NEWELL, Tanner and Currer Congress st.
HAMILTON LYON. Finisher. Front st.
w, JOHNSON, CARPENTER, Sd street, between Syc-
amore and Broadway.
CAPT. ADAMS. Columbus House.
7 T S. BUTLER. Main, between 5th and 9Th.
MeDERMoT, Firm, Williams 81 McDermot.
Dr.. DRAKE, Foot of High ST.
Persons at all int resied can obtain a pamph.
let gratis of Mr.. Woolsey containing the COM
mereia, medical, botanical history OF the Gin
seng with the made OF il by the Chinese,
compiled from the most iHdu blable Authority
Sold by w. M. WOOLSEY, Druggist,
Main ST. Evansville, Ind. Sept 3, 1876
Price on so cents per bottle.
t. SALTER, proprietor, Cincinnati.
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We never read the following without feel
ing about 90 per cent. improved by it:
Two neighbors met, one of them was ex-
ceedingly rich, and the other in moderate
circumstances. The latter began TO congrat-
ulate the former on his great possessions and
the happiness he must enjoy, and ended with
contrasting it with his own condition.
My FRIEND said the rich man, will you
allow me 10 ask one question:
'Certainly, SIR
'Would you be willing TO take my proper.
ty and take the whole care of ii for your
boarding aud clothing?'
NO indeed
'Wel that's all GET
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GREAT DISCOVERY.
Cured in less than PA, hours, or money
returned.
BULLS CELEBRATED HONEY
Vegetable Tonic Pills
AGUE AND FEW Err.


A PURELY VEGETABLE PRtPARATIoN-THE BEST
IA remedy now in for the certain ane
permanent cure OF the above diseases. These
Pills are as PLEASANT TO the tate as sugai balls
or Prepared only by JOHN BULL, sole pro-
prietor, and sold, Wholesale aud retail by BULL
q ALDEN. wholesale Druggists, 81 Fourth ST.,
louisville, Ky. s.s rsss.s-
This valua BILE medicine is offered 10 the pub
lie as one OF the most sure and certain remedies
ever. discovered tor the permanent cure OF
AGUE and FEVER, in any of its various
forms. 1t possesses many advantages over osi
OF the tonics which food The country. the
prInci Sai OF which are: Isl, II is more certain
remedy, as one dose seldom fails to make a sure
and lasting cure. Cd. 1t contains nothing dele
ferrous or POISONOUS TO the system, cOnse queni-
Y il lnay be take WI tn out tear OF any Of til e
bad effects which attend the of most OF tile
tones OF the present day. Sd. II is more con-
veni eDt for transporta tion, and not liable to
loss frem freezing. breaking, leak age, and otle
accidents which attend the liquid boltes. 4th.
u is more convenient and pleasant to take, aud
its not so nauseaung. 5th IL increases The APP
petite and braces the whole general SYSTEM
And, lastly, il is offered much cheaper that
any other tonic now in use, which places in
within the each of every one, that the poor
man is enabled to save his doctors bill, aud es
cape days and Terhaps weeks of sickness =
The proprietor has received, aud is daily re-
ceivlng numerous certificates and testimonials
of the efficacy OF this Tonic; but. knowing as
he does the imposition which has been praclIsed
upon tee public in the way of false certificates
in bringing medicine OF this kind into notice.
he win only insert received from one Of
our oldest and most respec table cItizeus, to
whom any one may refer if they doubt the eff
cacy OF this medieine:
CERTIFICATE.
Mr.. Bull having requested me TO state what
know in relation 20 the efficacy OF this Tonic
Pill, in the cure of the AGUE and FEVER | will
say that never used them myself, but received
couple of boxes from Mr., VIM. T. Spurrier
as donation TO poor family, and they speed
lily cured eleven out OF thirteen. and the only
remaining two were very small children, IA
BILE TO swallow pills. This was large attic 10
family aud connexions from ST. Louis on their
way to Tennessee. J. H. OVERSTREET.
The pills | gave Mr.. Overstreet were made
by John Bull. WM. T. SPURRIER.
Louisville, May /, 1876.
N. b. None are genuine without the written
signature, on each direction, of John Bull.
~ Sold wholesale and retail bvs
f-ie JOHN BULL & co.
Sold by w. & c. BELL, Main st. Evansville,
lad. August u, 1886
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MORE OF CART. ToBIN.-A day OF two
since we Published rich correspondence
between Mr.. Auditor McCALLA. of the War
Office, Washington, and Capt. ToBN, of the
Louisiana volunteers. We find something
ofthe same sort in late New Orleans Delta.
TOBrN should write history of Folks and
MARcY's war.
NOTES FROM MY KNAPsACK
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wOOLSEY,S FLUID EXTRACT OF
SARSAPARiLLA.

y.NHIS valuable medicine is prepared by the
u undersigned. in the form of fluid extract
and carefully compounded with the proper in
gradients.
The best imported Sarsaparilla is used in the
preparation of this extract, and itsstrength full
iy equal to that of any other. 1t is safe reme-
dy and may be relied on, in all those diseases
tor which it ispecuIariy adapted, as prescribed
by skifuI Physicians.
For sale at the New Drug Store. Main street
Evansville, at one half the usualpriee by
Tmay %, '45-tf1 VIM. NJ. WOOLSEY.
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WHOLESALE AND RETAIL,
LEATH Err STORE.
BY DECKER g. KRArfER

n ME subscribers have the pleasure of an
Il ncunclng TO the surrounding country-to
Saddlers, Shoema k RS, s. c., that they have now
IN successful operation, TANNERY, sadjoin-
ing Evansville nnder the superintendance of
competent workmen, from which they are con-
slanlly receiving at their depot on Main street
between First and Second. all kinds of Leather
such as Sole, Harness. Birdie. Stirring. Coarse
Upper. Kip, Call Skins and Innings
They also manufacture Glue and Curled
Hair, ShoemallSer Findings Lasts. PEGS. rhrssJ
and all other articles used by The craft.
: They have also. store and Tor sale an assor,
ment o. Groceries Liquors, and Queensware.
" LILLY DECKER & KRAMER
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y BBLS. fresh Mackiuaw PickereI, a, first
- rate article for family use. just received aud
for sale low by BABCOCK, BROTHERS,
aug7 AS IT, Water street.
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MUST received per steamer Sam Seay-
q 81 boxes JAMES RIVER TOBACCO,
oil The following Brands, viz:
Boxes Burton's Lump;
5 Sc HaIsey's do;
5 Labby's do; -
10 Murreis IL do:
%" Colegate's 5 do:
g Thos. Neetors superior ID. lump.
NJ This added to our old stock of Tobacco.
makes the assortment one OF the best and CHI ca p
est ever offered in Evansville. Our Wabash
friends are respectfully requested % call and ex
anime our stock of Tobacco, well as all kinds
of Groceries in general, and we hope they, after
the examination OF our Groceries aud prices,
will find it to their advantage to the ex-
pense, trouble, aud loss OF lime TO go TO Louis
Vile or Cincinnati. .f 1885,
March s., If. ALLlS s HOWES.
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IOTEs FROM MY KNAPsACK
Cruel Conduct to the volunteers.

BY en-. TORN LATE CAPT. LA. VOLUNTEERS.
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PANACEA!
THE GREAT REMEDY;
PROVED BY THE FACULTY,

For Coughs, Colds, Asthma. Bronchltis, Con
sumption, and all other affections OF the
Bronchial tubes.
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Cave a. Skaters Tonic mixture.

ENo Care no Pay.9
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1846-04-04
DOCTOR AKNT'S
II ELIEE SALVE.

EOR WOUNDS, Bruises, Burns, Chronic Sores Swell
.overeis remedy for Boches % be Fac and Chapisd Or
Rough skin twill soon render II transparent clear and soft
Extract or letter from Doctor Wood.l
am highly nat,fed TO hear that The Relief S.lven
pared BY DR. Charles Amt being introduced the publc
H. eossaes q wa'en To-. Il dseda n1
any other preparation with which have ny acquaintance
sss hssy n md e s
esano whhod an expression Of surprise The happy sss
have known to produces " several cass o. nnamed oess"
Es,r.et from ss.s, w,iss BY sf.%.: 70 h:. rsI.,iys
long viii bsr breast. .ha, expected from
what hsd herd % nnd her dead They had app
great ss,lssciioa fond her sn,irs relieved xsf apply
twice had dirsctes the milk started stream thsy
s % sd s s MT Is. s des s, SSs
the .Iys e them slsd Of being ss means osdons
DECOR HaIiock- Sir: That great yws Ct Arss Re-
sy. may Be SHOWN % ,hs .,s!.a a.. do.y .
state w acts coa aseted with my own ease About twenty
%e bsV. .as9sa distress. and pain and
isa y .s rs as oS
to all the sure eus. and highly recommended Pn Ez-
Having recently a eold my leg the
Of pain, and had all the Appearance OF
immediate msrc.gu 80. ADVISED That in order % ,;rs
various highly recommended remedies but oued relief
snu vas ps,s7,dsd TO Try the Relief sa,s Alis ,hs
healthy sas
rom D.s sSw b.sr Condition %s than
ten yeas do .here!ore recommend sonsy Il N D,oys
,IS y.. .. ri ~
recommended Respectfully y0ar'' 81 & PARSONS
French. Hos. No =, Fulton ;as:. NJ. s l Ye;t
H. RING Druggist and Chemist ~ ~. c0os "
no imsrc