Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1846-02-18

'huasry end tired. Btiching his eye-glsss TO
his eye. he dssnnAsd . h6k usst fowl, $500
pod handy. God . eomiostabAe rcom ios Ne
aieht. The lend lo0i IVES exceedingly sony,
bat he could o< give him . comfortable room;
the only plsce he could sleep would be In .
avery we'll" ssd D.. "Lets have the best you
have got" After discussing his supper he
turned in. and wss sooa sound asleep. His
slumbess were doonned to b. Of hort duration
however, fos before he wss swakcned by the
cries OF "Sir! sir. sir" from the other bed.
Go baess my soul.- nid D., thrusting his
elaS up 10 eye and etsheavosing TO peer thro'
!ns dass; What's The matter; my dear fellow
Is tne nouse % Ere os are bugs in your bedf'
Ssssess. s.s, bat, my God. you ssosc 20
'errsosy nat ! csa's sleer. shifts terrific
Goddess my soul = repeated D. very much
shocked, "ihst shoul& ever be 20 rude a. to
s0ore In . ecntlcman's peeseuce, lm.llv ask
yous pardon sir, and - You'll overlook In: IL
wasn't intentional, ! ssssre ycu."
rhe apology WAS scceptcd, a good night"
was exchanged. and both parties went to
sleep again. Soon, however, a rumbling sound
was heard. in DIS bed. every moment growing
louder and louder, until at last IL rcsembled
theatrical thunder. The other loiger driv-
en- almost 10 msdness, started up and ex-
claimed,
by gracious. this is too much-lca can, stand
il. Sir. sir! sir. Wake up sir"
''God bless my 6Dai. What's the matter
now Y cried d., staring up in the bed; ''you
seem Ia be very ~restlesr, Girl"
"Rcstlcss. SIR, ] believe you" sid the dis
turbed one, "you've been snoring, again, sir.
aud ! cannot get to sleep"
"You don't say sor said D., "have l been
rudeness to yoA sirf I am really extremely
sorry, my dear sir. but was really asleep.
Good night-very sorry" and away he went
again, and began snoring ss loudly On ever,
and was again awakened BY his room-msse's
complaints.
Snoring again. nave I sir r. said d., .'well
the fact IS, l have had a hard days journey
and eaten n hea riy supper. and IL I snore ! can,
help IL. have spoligized twice, and that Is
sufficient. ! am now about TO 20 to slecr
aguin. but allow me to inform you. -ir, that il
you wake me up again, snoring or not snoring
III just get up and give you the d-des,
thrashing usst You ever had in the whole
course ofyyoat life. Good night, SIR Hi
slumbeH were Observation-Disclosures.
PROGRESS OF INTEM.IGENCE IN IN
lDlA.-The distinguished Bishop Wilson, al
ter a residence of some twelve or fourteen
~ ~ ttte ~ Nv nv ~
Il may truly say. that the fields in India ar
"whitc already for the harvest" Nothin,
has. | believe. been seen like il since the day,
OF the apostolic Schwartz, and perhaps no
then, nor anything approaching IL. An out
/, burst of the native mind seems AT hand. Tn
diffusion oil education. the striking benefits q
European medical science, the openings of al
exhaustlc~s on oil hands, the scarce
ly aseeriained riches Of the soil, the extent an,
II H. - a
superb hsrbors indeniing its almost interim
nable coasts. the rapid increase of settler
from Great Britain and America, the ~sccurit,
OF person and property, the unsullied purii,
OF our Jurisprudence, the number Of Office
thrown open to native merit, the railroad
contemplated and almost begun, and the In
credible npidity Of communication by steam
. uniting the whole world. ss il were, into OH
? vast family. are bringing on n crisis in the ma
tive mind most favorable 10 the inioductio
: OF Christianity"
n auiisdo 81 as TO he SSsi mclAxG ere often IL
e early potatoes. and ss the fra, thing 20 hc .
tended TO Is 10 obtain early seed, we sppeu
j. the following list. as embracing the most I'll
g gible;-Eariy Blues; Blue Noses; Early Fcncl
Hills Early; Early Mercer. known ~ Oh.
: nangocs,. aud on many accounts one OF N
best varieties, il not The beat Of which "
4 have any practical knowledge, and Schoods
/. blues. II you desire early tub~n Tor tab
use. they may be had simply by exposing III
e seed IN q warm situation ia early spring. "a
king care TO cover them carefully OF night, O,
| u preferable, BY placing them ia 4 warm room
. by either OF these modes a very early rcrmin,
inon will be induced, aud the seed NAV b
planted out as o o as the soil Il sufficiently
: dry TO work. Care should be had not 10 bres|
or injure the sprouts. Som- start by plsntin,
I IN heaps Of manure, In which there Is con.id
I eraole fermentation going on; but this iss les
desirable method than either of the above AN,
requires iar more care.
ALABAMA.-The Legislature of Alah,m,
: has passed an act relieving Hon. w. +. Ysn
cey from the disabilities of the duelling az
incurred BY challengi q Mr.. ClinRpsn. OF n
4. The Governor refosa the aet an ,he yra.a,
mat u stepped In. improperly between th,
Ia" and offender against IL, before the court,
9' ue country had decided upon their guilt
y was passed, nevertheless, by large majorities
IN eoth Houses. ia spite Of the veto.
montgomery has been selected a. the futur,
capital OF The State, on condition tina, II shat
o"''d a State House al les W expense.
BIBLES IN THE HOTELS At BOSTON
The Trustees of the Massachusetts Rib,
society, at their last meeting instructed the;,
Treasurer. Henry Edwards. Esq, to address :
circular to the keepers OF the principal hot. ls
IN thss city, offering them copies of the R;ble
to be placed in the apartments oecuu,eJ =.
transient inmates in their respective ho,ss..
Replies were promptly received from mo.t "a
upein accepting the prollrr ei sacred Volume
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