Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1846-03-28
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r'osucuon OF a very learned persouar. we
have thought proper Ia signslise our learning
b. a little scrap OF French at the head of thi-
sriiriv and as Col Thompson slu.l.sl FS.a. a
when he was psepcsiag to oeecpt a ion.ign
mission, he vail DC able Ia translate Il. liz
OF no consequence thai our reader do not un
sersisud II, Tor the Colonel anl ourselves ar,
siisr-we wrte 80 tina, readers cannot under.
stand our writing. in the hope ,hs, such
raadsrs will think IL som- thing hue hecsase
thsy do not comprehend IL.
In that address. (whcrepu thss Colonel ma,
isvisl'ed 80 much hnsrv) ~ sys Ito the pee
pr OF the 3lst Senatorial District as follows
II shall no, DC able to see you sll; il will
~ Impossible for ne Ia take each Of you n,
the hand and in earnest converse TO point out
your widening Influence, your accumulafina
ia,erests. your expanding prosperity, the hills
covered with thc produce OF agriculture ant
ennehed br herds aud Gocks-your towns
busting with comnoue-ihe art.. trades and
Manufactures PrcsPuins la mutual drpcn
dence upon all the interests OF society. and
all connected together with the harmony ol
that depenaencc."
The people will doubtless. she'd many tear.
vhea they learn that Ia Colonel cannot
squeeze eac!i one by the iaDt! lis unkind in
ban TO say %. Above al i, was cruel ,o in
GREASE tbeisapxssh b, telling them how much
they would mass by losing thar .~eiraest con
rc'ro" AID ho~ much nee would have pointed
oat 10 them Ia that earliest converse" when
he wsuidtiase got III. m by the hand. Coon.
vers<. by the Nay, is never used ia this sen &c
except By school boys OF Sorhonlores. ia plaia
prose. bat we suppose the Colonel get into a
habit of asiog i, whe.Iae wrote pocir, ia
praise oil John Quincy Adams.) We ihink
We can se tho Colooel ,aking soms good
isrnss by the hand and pointing ia carnest
conserss Ia queer sort OF pointing too)-we
fancy we heaI him inform tlc liste,ine anil
.dnt.isg man thus, There, Sir, i, YOU,
widening influence Hero, SIR. are your ac.
c1nuiaiins Interests That, Sic. il your 81,
banding prosperity Aud there, Sir. are ths
hails' Those bills perhaps YOU are not AWARE
ate covered with the produce OF agncuItu..
and enyieAed by herds and Hocks. Pus,,tl,
YOU dad not know, Sir, that herds OF cattle
ear.ss the land. bus 50 It's. am a prard.
al tAnner myself, So. as the Afsns ss,.
Kept a COW once-d rcd Cow SRA venerable
red cow lsm the farmers candidate 3"
Al this Che Colonel sstA he would have
'Poin'ed out" in carnes, con,ersr 10 n.
people 81 hr could have taken them by IA.
isnd. II IS dcplorable that they mus, lose an
thss valuable Information. To femsd, H..
e'is, VIC would suggest 10 Inc Colonel that ne
VIII have a great deal OF leisum oGer "a, eL,e.
~" and hc ought 10 visit oil the people of IA.
Slst district AM gasp each QUO by ths hand
and IN earnest converse poin, out these things.
Then the Colonel ln tie same srutence avs
great deal more. iof has sentences u,a.ll,
ran away with him, like the steam lee and
he nosi'es ahead urged by the noise of hi. over
"Vn'S 'ike " canine quadruPcd wuh lin
i.'cA2t appended TO his caulsl cntr,mi,,
ihe snicDcc nOw under Dnsrirn,tion c,,,.
hign away INTO the asts. trades and meuu1,c
'H'es prospecting ~ mutual dependence" ffl.,
- Va ~dep.nlence oi each othcD "npon al ,hs
interests ct society AMI all CONNECTED together
.n tie harmony OF ihat dependence = rb.,
be 10 say-tho aus, trades and m,n,o,,u
connected together 10 the harmony Of ,b,i,
mutual dependence on all The interests of =,
ciefyl
ih'' - what we call fine writing And
uA'" ~ may Re cnnsadcrsi competent ,ndy.. .,
""s sotl % merry We must iip on our su,.lc
-ssh . hthe Ls'in + PiEr1s, anam-sba
qua aoA-om bOROY ~