Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1846-02-16
The MlnchestcT GUanliln ~
TnE kIyAL EDITORS

y DAAEl RLIf "a view hAAfUl4N flIICNs
p%omient OF the =. Louis R~eyeillc. otter allud
lng TO tn cuutft among the papers. Tor the
palm ia get;ingbut Use Presidents Message.
gives the iol,otfng very capitol story, about
Two rival editois. II Is prime.
By the way bis pats me 10 the mind ol a
goud story toltof d ionncr cypress. started
IN get The rcsuk OF tie grcst "P.ytonu' aud
Fashion rs9. IL appear, that L., of
tie Picayunci started d0Wu 20 The luke end. p
- await The aidNal ol the mail boat, AMI that
be made auargrments 10 have the resnl>ol
the noe by eNtTss 90 The city.
While there he met the editor Of the "Crc-
seeRf Cfy-ss they mutually resolved TO tse
up each other. Pie asked the Crescent
@Sis,s io-drink; thA Crescent man did so,
anu soon ~returu~A L---,tf.o.or az. G;era.
y Interchange whs kept zap for souc lime
bat, as Il WAS growing late al night. aud The
boat was not expected I'LL morning. PIE
proposed 10 Crescent that hes should o..
tfe 10 their rooms and take ; nap, which pro.
position wus cheeriuily sccedcd to.
PIC saw his friend to ihc door-,hey "a.
ch.nget friendly %a,icus. aud then be went 10
his own TO0n- made some noise in locking
his door, pulling of bis boots. and slakinghi.
bed-JbmPsng upon a. Two oI three iitnrs-
aud sevefal other rather singular dcmons,ra.
tons, all of which seemed rather mysiedous.
"f+N ftf afiHiN - 80 WI U its NAiNa aknuf q uflHls
ter OF an houf, became absolutely lhcushtIul.
ant quietly pulled on his boois again. ami
thea Us quietly unlocked his door aud len The
house.
lie wandered down to the wharf looked out
upon tc !lke. mutiercd some poetry abop,
the 'suterg waters. Gnd seeing large steam.
o9al boiler llg there be c~areiuily coiicd him.
sril Up beside 10, and determined 10 keen a
shafP loos o1t for lac expected boat. What
4, followed is obscure.
The hgst hing that reused Pie" from M.
+, sleep, lior, deep uc hsdallcu) was tbc boom.
! Ing 90 TIE Steamboat bill, as She ntsrd the
WHAT. Hr started. rubbed his ewes and h8li
iose up-lit WAS daylighD-when suddrni,
! from thc Other side Of he boiler, a head Don
pei up.-hoth stsreHiH
Halo. cdci Pie how long ave you
an HigAf" replied hls Crescent" friend.
J why, ! thought you went 10 tsdi'
so ga but got UP again quick as YOU
"Aslecp" exclaimed aPic." was ont IN
; ten minutes si,efi bad you good night. and
have been shiyruns here ever ~~incer'T
4. 80 have siit The "Cresrcnt"-"so let.
tahr O trink at that boat rounds in."
ihey walked into a bar-f0om. anl layinn
qu't.ily mited their liquor, were lust swallow,
hl9 ", wiien w-h-tTf-w.h Ex-puU-noa
The caraew by them on It's wa, 10 liz civ
snd ths two "erprrs, aesScgeersp were lei,
behind tosWait The regular tmin. an hour A.
ler when hey did ernve, il il saii The 6r.,
Thing ihatgrcsted their ears az The depot. wa.
a news boy. who offered 20 sell thcmsu "Er.
ira OF te Fropie,' with The news Of m.
Great Race which had t~en already is.neI
Ia "Pir' umn mske a desperate Kick az M.
boz, aud the Crescent CITY" nan fsi,icI
came to, lud both hurried into a cab. and ve,.
seen no mofN that day.
II Pic man STATED Tor the North ocx
iay ant the Crescent City ~soon-bnrst up
THE mgLE IN CHlNA.-In con6uu,,io
ri former Intelligence. a correspondent of IN.
Bible Socitly wdies from lndis -"On he 7d
OF last Jon, d dianef was gwen hy the Eas
india CoD phuy. Sr Hcn0 Poltngrr wa
= present., al aIuong other ihiugs. stated ina
! Doe bad prfisel a late cdict by ihe Ranpeto, /.
Ohins, WI fein the Emperor informs lbs sub
lects ustir bad heaTd read 10 iim extract
, IRONS BOOK entitled NE HOLY Sculptures. n
pufPoft oiNhlch appeared 10 him i0be nrplet
= wtursifuous precepts, sDl. as such. likcl
p tp 70 3 - th4t 10 ives a book Of virtue, al
y with fhlscoHttcuon, he recommended IN
b. peusel by bic people and esve them pe
if mission q read it. aud set sgfeeably 10 the
own deslcs.