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Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1846-01-27

We find the following in the Portage,
Ohio, Sentinel, and we We il on the Sent.
iacPs authority as il is news to us:-IEx. p.
A LUCKY EscArE--Some three weeks
ago, subject was broaghtin bag TO the
Medical College at Cleveland during the
darkness ofthe evening, and the Professor
of Anatomy preceiving by hasty exam
nation that it was good subject paid The
usual price Of thirty dollars, tied up the
bag and directed it to be placed in the dis
secting room, promising the Students that
il should be carved up for Their edifcation
within day or two at farthest
During the lecture on the mex, morning
q tremendous noise was heard from the
region OF this disseciing room and some of
the more tmid siude mis- grew pale with ter.
ror, imagining tina, the ghosts of the butch
ered< subjects were. appearing TO take
vengence upon them, or else! hold;ns their
.direful orgies over the remains of their ne "
comrade. The clamor still increasing,
some of the holder ones veniured to en-
ter the room when 10! the bag contain
ing The purchase Of the last evening was
pitching and rolling about, and from itpro-
ceede with a true Irish brogue the cries Of
..Mnriher!' Holy Mother and blessed
Mary, deliver me! Sur, I am living, and
am not dead! Murtherl' Mu.ther!''
Selling hold Of the bag they tore il o.
pen, and behold genuine son of Erin,
more frightened than themselves, who
looked around with utter establishment up
on the scene before him. After while,
Pa, told them that the last lie remembered
Of the proceeding day was that he was
drinking very freely at one Of the dogger-
les under the hill. when dead drunk he
was undoubtedly bagged up and sold to the
Professor Such was his fright that poor
Pat solemnly declared he never again would
touch "one blessed drop Of the craythur,"
and the Professor and Students with a hearty
laughter over the ridiculous joke babe him
take 10 his heels, &never again find himself
brought so near 10 Purga,ory by the devil
ces oil the rumseller.
Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1846-01-27

GFThere may be some Temperance
men in New Orleans. We trust there are.
Bu. ihare is strong proof that hard drinkers
abound in that city. The N q. Picaysse
says that the receipts of .Le bar al the 81 !.
Charles Hotel, in that city, pays the ex-
pc nse Of the entire establisment--being in
the middle Of the day at The rate Of 500
per hour, and from six handredto eight hun,
bred dollars day.
Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1846-01-27
Professional and Business Cards

.t 8i d JNO. MANSFIELD. s.
Dealer in Groceries, Paints and Oils, Dye
Stais, window glass. Fish, Salt, &c. g
Corner Of Main & Park sts., Southport w. T.
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Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1846-01-27
MORTGAGE SALE.

LOWELL & QUARLEs, Attornies.
Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1846-01-27
ADMINISTRATORS NOTlCE.

Dated Jan. 10, 1876.
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10

NOW nt0lget sMENNTIfr!Y1

Thousands Of persons continue ~ cpre,t them
SELVES of Colds oUoughso Headaches, RIeumaii,
Afferlions Spalr Roxa Meas he's Cqstiyeness, 1niu
eezas md thebhostIoft thpse indiqalqns,of The bodJ
Eof the blood being out of order simply bynpsrse
vetngly nsingIo Bsaasfeth' INV tfges4Xsi .Uniresd
P'hs, so long as any ssyIapte ma Of dprqngemcn
iu hRyi or gan remain. t0Asn,s1by advp,ingi this
course, which experience has proved aEGarflnglts
Natpre,ritb being merely assisting heri have many
in a iewp daysbeef restored TO- Health, ylso,,bp
for Brandreth'ss Ms had been sick for months
The lue'of isniedicine is beyond .prce.uq
Or. Brandreths Vegetable Universal Pills, are in
deed universally approved medicines .whielrby It's
peculiar actiony cleanses The blood of all impuri
ties, removes everyl1aAiNs sndrp WsGaaess,f and
finally restoras the Costsfnt io,n Aot perfect Health
anH Tgor., Enbntd ;oq1fo brg .sgut 6siiui llag
ttTSod byg'Joei P. Johnston Roanoke, T. L.
Watts Srnitiinud;TR. Pr hansak dmp Glasgow;
Dr. WIN. r. aSielson, Fayette andrIirP Marshall,
Rocheport. ,-irnd. loow bns snioi 90 .,
November q 9tii, nlSA5. sirGI 1o1aqu. 3Se4ly
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10
Hats and CABS.

NHE subscriber would inform tbs public that ne
: i continues the Manafactife Of Hats and Caps,
at III '9ld stand ,NB 1913 TMafn street, between
Chestnut ard Pine, WHERE he u elways supplied
with o full stock Of The hSafo6s Kinds Of GOODS
iI uss, IN his All the idtest' Improvements
in the trade lave been adopted by him, and neither
pains nor EXPENSE viii be spared to take his hats
equal In durability and beauty, u any Manufactured
either east or west of the mountains. S. -
BY an arrangement which he has made. at much
expense lie will produce the New York Spring and
Fall fashions Simultaneous with their production
in that city, thus enabling the fashionable custom
to supply themselves a. mon,hleArlier than he1so-
FORE o" ny 7sWpA WA ,f,sAh 1sgtek a,o74
Doing exclusively acash business, the g9od crs-
toner is no.taxed with the deipauency ef the badsr
andselling sfor ONE PRIoE only the customer oiss
saved much time and trouble. sd,- 81 ss,,1i,
ID Orders for single hatsor caps, specifying the
circumference Of the held, promptly attended to,1
Each and every hatis araTtjsa 70 Ae that
represented 10 Sc ling, and, t6a,abscribes viii 30
responsible for any deficiency etberin the color
wear .oN oiJOHfN 4HcNLlls.o ssiv
10 amDige. No. 3S Main st, st. Louis, Mo-
Nav 9th, 1916. --1f. sif,
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10
Saddle, Brfdley Trunk and Aar
,osIMess' M am lifaCtOry. sejjI

TIIE undersigned having associated themselves
together for the purpose Of carrying vi "a the
Ga as will enable them to sell work much
- lower than has ever before been Obtained
in this county; at the same time pledging them
selves that no pains shall be spared in rendering
their articles equal to any manufactured IN Mis-
souri,, either in workmanship, Or durability. u
A good assortment of work always on hand and
finished a Vie shortest notice All orders in their
line will receive prompt attention. L., Jl
All, kinds Of produce, usually taken BY iSaddlers,
will be taken in exchange for work ~ ,ii5
OITShop at the old stand, on the east side Of the
public square. KRlNG &sPATTERS0N.
N. B. All kinds pr Leather on hand, and for
sale at the lowest cash prices. Persons. wishing
tolpurcbasei will please call on the undersigned.
: Fayelte, May 10th, 1916. - o.-' n lO---1y
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10
Dr. IL. Eastcrly & Co.
No. 76 Chesualt Street, 81. Louis, No

No. 76 Chesnat Street, 81. Louis, No.,
Wholesale and retail dealers in all valuable
Family Medicines, and by special appointment of
the proprietors, the only authorized agents in
st. Louis, and general agents for the Western
States and Territories for the following justly pop
ular remedies: We ~ dos. . . ..i's.'t
Buchan's Hungarian Balsam of I.ife
DR.. Swnyne's com. syrup of Wild Cherry;
Thomson's com, syr. of Tar and Wood Naptha;
Dalley's Magical Pain Extractor; l'.c..
Jew David or Hebrew Plaster; .7.. o ..tag.I
Detterer' Magic Hair Oil;
DR.. Halsted's Magnetic remedies;
DR.. Aliens Dyspeptic compound;
DR.. Upham's Vegetable Pile Electuury; Cd.
DR.. Smiths Indian veg. [sugar coated[ Pills; p
Vegetable Persian Pills; ~ .,.'..
Morrison's Universal Hygean Pills; r,.L eli. .<
Bowers Infant Cordial; Bartine's Lotion;
Allebas's Family Medicines, the blk. sblve;
do. Health Pills aud Tooth ache drops;
do. Poor Mans Plaster; =
Spencers Tonic Btters;
Bakers Darrhea Specific; @
DR.. WatsOns Fever and Ague Pills; r ...
Wynkoops Tonic mixture for fever and ague;
Hemley's Worm Syrup, Ok Marrow; a.I...
Dr.. Beeker's Eye Balsam; n.
DR.. McLane's Worm Specific;
Sherman's Medicated Toilet soap;
Nerve and Bone Imminent;
Dr. Lenuel Warren's Tooth Powders; r... =,
McAlister's All-healing Ointment;
And in fact every other truly valuable medicine
now before The public, can be had wholesale anc
RETAIL at this family medical depot No. 76 Ches
nut ST., St. Louis. ~.-.- -. .'. .'.'.
Country Merchants, City and Country Drug
gistS, and dealers in medicines are invited TO cal
and examine our prices. They will be sold 10 pei
cent less than they can be had elsewhere in th,
city. tSt Louis, June 20th, 1916. l5--ly
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10
Howard ITotel-Fayette.
ID I
= - -
"A. M A RI ETY.

II .A,oMA RI E.Y..nus.
HAVING' again taken charge of, my old estab-
l. Il lishment, (the Brick House, south corner Of
the public square,) will be pleased to see my old
friends and customers, and as many new ones as
may feel disposed to give me a call. oe
b, The House has been fitted up throughout with
new furniture--beds and bedding. The table will
be supplied at oil times with the best the country
affords, and no pains or expense will be spared to
render those who may give me a call entirely
comfortable. ~ 20. z ,g5.I. -.ia.. .s;s
An excellent brick stableiis conveniently situa-
ted to the House, which will be attended by an ex-
perienced hosler. 1.tNtAt
:. A share of public patronage is respectfully So
licted Charges moderate.
Faye,te, January 9th, ls46. a 46-tf
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10
Land for Salc!!

T>HE undersigned, DESTROYS to remove to Cali
l. fornia, offers for sale, on the most accommo.
dating terms, twenty thousand acres of Land,
lying principally in the counties of Charlton, Car
roll, Livingston and Linn. 1t is well watered and
timbered--being selected with great care-and par
ticularly adapted to agricultural purposes. Among
these lands there are many good farms now in cul-
tivation, varying in price from hundred dollars
to five thousand, that are desirable situations, to
which the undersigned would respectfully call the
attention ofsagriculturalists. The lands will be
sold in lots of from l6O acres to GAO, as it may
be necessary to suit purchasers. -. .
TERms-One fourth of the purchase money, cash,
and credit of from TO five years will be given
on the remainder, f desired I .-..r -.
New Corners and persons wishing to procure
land in either Of the above mentioned counties,
are respectfully requested to call ON the under
signed, four miles east of Carroliton.
SARSHAL WOODS.
Carroit county, May 9th, lS46. 9--tf
N, b. Persons wishing to emigrate to "Texas, I"
and who want to procure cheap homes there, on
good terms, are Informed, that he has 4,42S acres
Of land in THAT country, which he will barter for
horses, mules, cattle, or any other kind of stock
j. will be sold in lots to su;t pu ohssers. s. w.
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10
New Spring and Summer ma aar Goods,

ANCV SpE lis as u . AAhhnACs JNOuuS'
TSHE subscriber respectfully informs the citizens
i Of Roakoke, and it's vicinity, that he has
just opened and now offers for sale. general as.
sortment Of well selected Merchandise, consist
ing in part of the following:
Fancy Prints, blue ard black do. aI2Ist'
Diaper, checks. gambroons, kremlins,
Mixtures, bed ticking, summer vesting.
e. White cambria, mourning lawns, balzarines,
Flag and pongee hdkfs., fancy cravats,
Gloves (assorted) pic mic and nett gloves,
Palm leaf hats. cap and bonnet ribbons,
Umbrellas, gold mixed jeans and tweeds,
Hamilton prints, morayian hose,
: lis, A, ga and GA brown and beached do.
mestics. -- ......s..., . Ia 't'' IN
..... .r HARDWARE. 1i' Do. go"
Trace chains, log chains, grain shovels,
Hames, Collins axes, weayers reeds,
Knives and forks (assorted) .-i,-,
Pen and pocket knives, horse heams, scissors
Rogers best razors, hooks and eyes,
Chapman's strops, brass candlesticks, Japan do
Trunk locks, sgr. latches, bride bits (ass'd)
Stirrups (assorted) Sadder's thread,
Shoe thread, brass kettles, bell metal do.
Tea kettles hoes, castings (ass'd) Iron (ass'd)
.ecgJ GROCERIES.
Loaf Sugar, Rice, Painted Buckets, Castor
Oil. Candles, Tar, Logwood, Spanish brown, Cot
ton Yarn, J. X. Tobacco, Sc, &c.
a.n.a sy.T.. ,r.7 ~ JOEL P. JOHNSTON.
Roanoke, May ID, 1916. o..
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10
valuable Lands FOR Sale.

i cheap for cash, Or young negfSes, VIZ; .5l"'g
Four hundred heres near the CITY Of Jefferson.
in Cole county, Which will make one Of Che best
farms in that fleighborhood.o gna of2dS aHi ttiW
Three hundfedlandyixty acres tinR Randolph 90,
where Iinswdreside, nwsll improved, with good
buildings, &e. (! ~ ,;so.xr,.a.,i
one in Charlton county, and two in Linn county,
The above lands are all rich, well watered and tim
bered, and will make the best,osy Tobacco Hemp
Farms. will sell TO suit purchasers, Some good
mules, horses, oxen, or stock of dry goods will
be taken III payment. Call and examine, as am
determined to ll.niC9s 'tgiT JOBGOODALL.
Randolph county, APRIL 18Th, 1916. zsqs 6-6m ~,
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10
Cheap Books!

EtLINT'S Geography of the Mississippi Valley
l. Maltebrun's, Woodbrdge's and Smiley's
School Biographies and Aliases; Conversations
on Chemistry; Bake's Botany; Nos. 1, 9 and 3
of Emerson's Arithmetic; Colburn's Sequel; Guys
Astronomy; Keith on the Globes; Colburn's A Ige
bra; Hayward's Geometry; Elements of Geora.
etry; Parker's English Compositions; GolIsnith's
Natural History; Bgand's History of Birds,
Fishes, Reptiles and Insects; Grimshaw's Rome;
Wecms' Life of franklin, Life of Marion, Wash
ingtonii Vita; Newman's Rhetoric; Begg on the
Prophecies; History Of the NJ. E. Church; Original
Church Of Christ; Common Prayer; Christian lynn
Books; Watts on the Mind; American first Class
Book; Young Lady's Glass Book LIST, I'd and 3rd
Class Readers and Tesaments, and variety OF
School Books, which will be sold at ST. Louis pri.
ces, by - JOEL P. JOHNSTON.
Roanoke, May I'd, 1916. ,sg
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10
Union Academy.

HlHE undersigned is permanently established
y as Teacher of Children and Youth, at Union
Academy, about three, md o half miles west Of
FayetteI He Is a graduates and has had nearly five
years experience inteachiug; more than three OIL
which, he has spent in the house which he now
occupies; always giving special attention 10 the
best means Of developing and instructing the
youthful mind. 81 ~ $50. - -,o,.' ',ro s,,s .rs-1
While, this school is designed to furnish d
thorough Classical and Mathematical course of in.
struction, constant effort; will be made to impar
"a minute and accurate knowledge, of the elenen
tary branches such as ARITHMETIC, English. Latin
and Greek Grammars, and other studies prepare
tory to liberal course-as experience has, proved
that while pursuing these, the Intellectual
is mainly formed. Every pupil is required to
make thorough and rigid analysis Of each book
as he proceeds; to state in his own words his view
of the subject in hand, that his misapprehensions
may be corrected, and thus to discipline and
strengthen his own mind. .ay Ira srt.. ~
1t will be the constant aim of the Instructor to
prepare his pupils fer the practical duties of life,
not Only by teaching them to think for themselves
on all subjects, but by Introducing frequent exer-
cises, drawn from the various business transac-
tions of the world. .aI... -.
for teaching, will receive instruction with special
reference to that object. .i,- ~ s-,t-. ,...
The location of this Institution offers peculiar
advantages. Situated in a. most healthy neigh
borhood, removed from the corrupting influences of
town, and village and surrounded by highly re.
spectacle families, with whom board may be OBJ
tanned, this school must insure the moral, rs
well the intellectual advancement of its pupils.
TERMS-For the elementary branches: Reading,
Writing, Arithmetic, English Grammar, Geo
q graphy, &C., per session, of five and half
months. S. 90
For the higher branches: including Latin,
Greek, French, the various branches of
10 m
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10
CARROLL's HORSE BLOCK.

CAKKULIIO HUNoE DLOCh'
CtOUSIN SALLY, ain't you glad Carroll has put
~ such nice horse block up at his corner; we
are indepe ndent of them chaps down town now;
they may lay their elbows down on the counter
and look lazy. 1t is one Of the most disgusting
sights ever saw, to see one Just faylng his e'-
bows on the counter as if he was about to spew.
j tell you what it is, Cousin, they don't do so in
Virgins, nor in st. Louis, neither at CAROLS.
Glasgow, January 3ls', ls46.
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10
"Ow baps and plysie, the. sane .sqrth bestops,
And near oe nois6hae asttle Blooms tte rose."'''
DR.. Spencer's Vegetable Pills,
so ANpqs.s.~f~
Tonic andfRestOrative Riffers.

- AND 1f-eet-,s.s
Tonic and Res tOfative Ritters.
This Medicine hasstopg been known and appre.
eiated for it's extraordinary and immediate pow-
rsof restoring perfect health inpersons suffering
under nearly every kind of disease to which the
human frame is t9be. Their manifest and sepst
BILE action upon the chy lie, which IL The. fountain
head Of health disehse, they may justly be con-
sidered universal Medicine, and The complaints
that come loost directly nader their influence, and
for which they are SO Particularly designed are as
follows: Bilious fever, fever and sgue, dyspepsia,
liver complaint sick headache enlargement of
the spleen, jauhdice, asthma, dfopss, rheumatism,
piles, choiic, howell and summer complaints, fe-
male distributions, heart burn,js luausea, furred
tongue, distention of the stomach and bowels,
incipisnt darrhpa fatulence, habitua costiveness,
loss Of appetite, botched orysalow complexion;
and in alb cases of torpor Of the bowels, where
catharticior aperientt medicine i is needed. b. As
many OF the above enumerated diseases come on
imperceptibly, and become far adya need in their
progress before it is expec ed that they exist 10
che system, no one should suspect,rin such cases.
to be- ct oace relievedentrey, but should continue
the use'of the pulls for sa'considerabe length of
time. Full directions accompany each box, for
the use of the pias,in all those complaints for
they tereeommen sMa7gaea "a ,a-,..g.
6TRead what thosespersons who havn used DR..
Spencers Pills and Bitters, say Of their merits
DR.. N. II. Edwards of Baltimore, has used DR..
Spencef DPihs and Bitters in his practice for the
last twelve months, in several cases of sick head-
ache, dyspepsia, bilious fever, fever ami ague, and
says he always found them safe and efficient. al
Geo' A. 4 middleton, Esq, merchant, Wilson
county, Tenn, says housed the Pills and Btters
with entire success and that in costiveness, sick
headache and bowel complaint, they are the best
medicine he is acquainted with. 7-79ryo b-a
James Porter, Esq, of Gibson county, Tenn,
says he had been four years afflicted with Sc.
we're dyspepsia and liver affection, and got no re-
lief from the medical faculty or from any prephra-
ton OF medicine, tillhe used thatprepared by DR..
Spencer which immediately restored him to per-
feet health. -1n .p'."r..3 I'D
We refer the afflicted to the pamphlets to be
had gratis Of all the agents 'owho sell the medi-
cnes, for further testimonials Of it's efficacy. =
Price % cents per box, and one dollar per bot.
tie. .uj.sslt T. Ipilg11'-a 5ri l.i .
Principal office for the sa le of the medicine, is
at 81 Bowery, eNew York. lg polio. .irrH1 noon
Sold Wholesale and retail in St..I.ouis, by R.
e. J, Adams, corner fourth and Market and fourth
and Green, and Edwards d Francis, corner of
fourth and Market and Third and Greena sai-s
Sold by DR.. WIN. r Snelson and ]. Riddles
barger & Co., FayetteF., ITa14 81 .---a. 1910
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10
Look Here.

TOUSTN Jenny, where do you deal now! Why
" at CAROLS corner of course Do you think
he sells goods cheaper than them Jews. Devil
take the Jews, don'tsay Jew to me, they RAJ ed
me down once with their wooden combs and razor
straps, but they'll never catch this child again,
Ditto, Cousin. Glasgow, January 3ist, 1916. ~
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10
CRY HOTEL,
BOOnvillc, Mo.

The subscriber returns thanks to his
ff customers for their liberal support and
bUsk&1 solicits a continuance of favor.
{zsH&8 From those who have never visited
his House, herespectfully begs trial. '''
Charges Us low as at any other Hotel in this
city. Z. b. MCPHERSON.
Boonville, November 1st, 1916. .sn 34-tf
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10

'ffoof7 ard SHOE Riaiser,,7i5I

" Is0Ot and Sh6e5nlia g1l kyGell.,Ir no ~
oin U1I6l bos The sub.cr ibero grasefui for the
'tsI very liberal patronage restendedfto
p H. him, tendersihi bis mo St IL nicer o. aes
oni - acknowledgements, and would inroem
the public, and his patrons he is
prepared TO manufacture all articles in his line in
The most fashionable and durable manner. n .pnol
- M saosss cy.g uiw THOMAS JONES,sd
I Fayette, January 3lstsiis46siius q ha4144iy.ion
I NJ b.. Two Or three good Journeyman Shoemn-
kers wantedsSto whom constant employment and
good wages Will be giveho Goiiuloss1 al q !
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1846-10-10
qTysRfA NsEssis nlEOUSE
J BOON VILE, MI

This old and well known establishment hn $ re.
Gently ibeensanlarged by the, addition of several
rooms, (and renovated from top to bottom, inside
and eua) which will enable The proprietor 10 &C.
cornm0date at one time much lager nd mber of
persons. His stables are attended BY an excellent
oster, hts table always furnished with the best the
country can afford, mud in short ever Thfng proyi-
ded for heoomfortof bisguests, ID Old Prices {.
PETER PIERCE a
Boonyille,eIune 29lh, ls46.. toro,r-n l6--if a