New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1846-03-18
Rumors and Bumors of Washington, No. ~.
Correspondence Of The Tribune

WASHINGTON, March ID, ls46.
shall never forget the scene OF the expulsion Of
your Correspondents from the House of Represen-
tatives. One Circumstance occurred on that occa-
sion, which your Reporters did not notice. Imme-
diately after the resolution to expel carried,
sort of horror was manifest on every counenance.
The majority felt that they bad done their worst and
tina, you could still laugh their puny attempts 10
crash Public Opinion and fetter Free Press. They
felt that though they had "done the deed there
was yet an awful account 10 come up against them
for the deep damnaton of this taking off,, wide
Brinkerhoif on Van BUREN,
Something was wanting 10 relieve the choking
sensation which they felt after so foul proceeding
and Mr.. T. BUTLER KING of Georgia, administered
il 10 them The Tribune Reporters had Just been
expelled from the corner Of The House when the
animals were fed Every body in that part OF the
House imagined that he smelied sausage manufac
tory and so the proposition of Mr.. King came TO
their relief like fountain In wilderness. 1t was
to introduce Mr. Epsys patent ventilator into the
House on trial. Though this was not carried, yet
every one felt reioiced that there prospect Of
some mode by which the fumes OF the kitchen stulis
should be carried off If eating in that corner is not
stopped expulsion loses all its sting by becoming
blessing
was very much amused with your inimitable
sketch of the excitement in the sausage market
few days since, under the head of Household Mar
kets. Copies have found their way to Ohio, and
have sensible effect on the Pork Market there. a
distinguished Ex-Member of Congress, who was
here at the Time said the report very good but
in enumeratng the different kinds of sRssengers.
you did not put 10 the puppy brand. | mistake the
matter if you do not see Sausage Songster in the
next Ohio campaign. in place of the book with the
yaller klver.
Nor is there any telling where this excitement is
to end 1t is said that live Yankee from ' Down
IT hos bar n fDr q nj
sausage machine. The machine ls constructed on
principle suggested some time since by Yankee
Hill! All You have to do is 10 turn an Ohio hog into
q trap door and turn crank. and brushes come out
al one eend and ready made passengers az the other
This will serve the double purpose OF furnishing
meals TO hungry members and tooth brushes for
those who 60 through their dental operations in the
Hall of the House of Representatives before the
ladies'
The Patent il IS thought will be good "specula-
ton" As sausages have now become necessary
part of legislation every local legislature will
ouire al least one. Where the party is divided as
| in the New York Legislature, two machines will be
necessary. So il will be with debating societies,
Colleges primary schools. &c. In every place where
Young ideas are fosered for Legislative distinction
sausages will be a necessary ingredient of educa.
ton It's said TOO that sausage education has been
| pronounced Constitutional by Mr. CHAPMAN OF
Michigan, as in no way interfering with the pupil $
! Democracy
understand that several of the Loco Foco Mem.
bers have become so enraged at the Letter Writers
and Reporters. that they wish there were few dogs
about the House of Representatives 10 scare them
off. This pious wish only requires time for fulfil
ment. There are plenty of doggsh materials around,
only they rather young; but young as they are
they will be dogs in their day. if the demand for sau
cages does no, nip them in the bud of promise.
intended 10 give you another sketch today, but
! must reserve il for my next. Persimmon presents
his best respects TO yourself and better half the
Reading Public. He sees with pride and pleasure,
thatthe demand for Persimmons increases par pas.
su with the excitement the substantial table
dainties. Your Correspondent need not suppose that
! am past Wishing PERslMMoS.