Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1841-1853, 1846-04-02
From The Mad son Courier.
The Wailinss OF Mrs. C0On---a In
EnuhIa

Caudie.
Mrs. Coon Is sorely griered about the nominations for
Gorernor and Lieutenant Gorernor IN Indiana
The prospect Of defeat and neo troubles brings to
mind some Of her past uOeS.-She repeats some Of
them, and promises to tell her children of Others at
some future time.
Well so you have nominated 10 Marshall and
Godlove S. Ortiz Another dart sent to my poor
bleeding heart DON'T tell me not to despair !
Hav'nt | reason to despair! Don't you know
that that Democrat family, whom you in derision
call "Locotoco,'' IS certain to put Its sons Jim
and Paris in the very places you want TO see 10
and Godlove. Godgore Well, | declare that is the
last name j should ever have thought of giving to 4
child. GOd-iore. | hope God may love him, for it
is my opinion that he will meet with but little favor
amongst the people.
Don't tell me that you could mt do anu better. Where
is Johnson Waits He is worth a dozen of 10 for
Governor. Where is Col. Reyburn! He is worth a
score OF Godloves. A pretty set of ounces have you
made of yourselves-and then to bring such a re-
proach upon met is more than mortal woman can
bear. 10 MARSHAL why didn't you nominate ''the
whole ''deep dlggins" at once, and be done with 1t !
Ill warrant you that whenever one of the family
dares to mention JOS name, there'll always be a To-
cofoco at hand to bawl out, ''deep ~diggins."
You oped the nomination TO 10. I'd like to know
what he has done that you are so much indebted to
him. Has he ever helped any of the family without
being well paid for it No, never. You ored 10 !
Such stuff is enough to provoke a saint. l suppose
you owe him for voting for Jeff Henley in opposition
to 10 White, DON'T you! That's what you owe him
for, | reckon. Didn't you all say that you would never
vote for him again for any office! You rere IN a bad
hunor then ! That a pretty excuse to give now. And
this is the way you always act-never found twice in
the same place. Oh, the disgrace you have brought
upon me by your strange conduct! 1t is more than
/ am able TO bear-more than you should expect me to
bear-it as more than 1 pia bear.
/ suppose you want me to marry that Mr.. Adolf
- "
that way. You know very we'll that GOdlove be-
longs TO the Abolition family, and you think that by
putting him along side with 10, | will endeavor to
win MIR. Abolition. Don't you remember how amIa-
bic | was to Mr.. A. in 1874, aad how you all thought
| had won him, and that we soon should be married
and don't you remember how unceremoniously he Gu
my acquaintance-dctudLy sacked me. Icourt Mr.
A. Ggatn! That's a pretty story. Look how yol
and | and all of US abused him after such conduct
and how we talked of suing him for q ''breach o
promise" And now you'd have me turn round anC
make friends. | wont do it-that fiat. You hat
better get Godlove off the track-but, no matter
that Democrat family will fix that part of the bust
ness next August.
Don't tell me not 10 cOmpldin-that Tie Democrat
tin taxi about our family 9uarreS! / have reason f
). complaint have a right to complainant | will com
plain. Just 10 think how badly | have been treated; how
| have beentwisted and turned to CRAFTY the whims o
my family. Oh, how | wish that | had never married
How many ups and downs | have had to sufFer-it i
really too bad. L was a happy maiden when | enjoy
ed the name of Federalist; then | did not regard tn
sneers of the Republican Democrat family-for W
used to call them slow people - while my famil
was rich, and prlded itself on being ''all the decenc
and all the intelligence" But all my marriage
have been unfortunate. Mr.. National Republican
made but a poor husband, and Mr.. Wing was nc
much better. When | married Mr.. Coon, the pros
pect frightened, but since he, poor soul, has lost hl
health and become 50 poor, the Democrat family nov
, throw up to me, "all the decency and all the In;elli
, gence.' 1t is so provoking To be reminded Of our be;
ter days, particularly the times when we p~rofesse
{ such a profound contempt for those whom we mu,
now acknowledge as our superiorS.
Oh, my children, you must bear with my weakness
/, | have seen much sorrow, and now you are heapin
more upon me. | have not told you talf-no, not tn
one-hundredJh part Of my woes. | have said nothin
r about our dear unfortunate U. S. Bank and a host {
other family troubles. | cannot tell them now-I al
too weak / VIII tell you Of them at some otter tim
Wien | may feel better. When you hear them al
you will not be astonished that | am somew hat ney
rouS. Joseph c.. Marshall and Godlove S. Ortiz
deep ~diggins' and Abolition l cannot bear tn
thought! Hand me the smelling salts! There,
feel better.
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