The Mississippi Creole. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 1841-1851, 1846-04-18
Counting for the Million.
LESSONS In or TsfItEs AIDES

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IN If you have lover, you must seek to att eli
him TO you az much as possble-for this
purpose yon mist plan early morning walks
for ths benefit 81 your health forenoon excur-
tsfons, for the purpose Of 3 hopping; afterpoon
lvisits 10 all the Mics Smiths Of your acqpaip-
lance, and be always at home Of evenipgsi %
that.he can have no excpse,to call elsewhsre--.-
require lils aitsndancs.on all these cceesiohs,
4 beau csnnos 10 tied tao had akpos .sas
should DO sosfortnnate asstoi have Two lovers,
you. must exert al your arts 70 keep, them both
stroagin their attachments; With this view. you
must be pesuliarly gracious reach when the
other is absent-by jndicious equipoise4 Of
this conpensatng balance, you may keep them
in order for long time, 50 that you may not
only have "two strings to your bow" but two
beaux on one string.
Ifone of your admirers should became unru-
| ly, treat him with disdain and indifference. II
he should be much disaffected, prove the OK
tent Of your coldaess by eatiag ice-creans with
his rival.
If you have but one adorer, you can test the
thermometer Of his admiration by sending him
on various little errands for you-for instance
to carry your dear little lap-dog Fido in his
arms to the nearest wire-w~rker, mile of, t.
be fitted with basket muzzle--or by requiring
him TO stop at Miss Fimps, the miillner, and
bring home your, new French bonnets and
feathers, which "must be carried by hand, and
can't be shut up in band box" Care must
bs tax en- not 10 heat and overload him with bur
denl n r. molasses will get sour iffermen-
ted and " ofked. sste 7y
Quarrel often with your admirers; it is so de-
|lightfu4to kiss and make friends. When q
lover pops the question, don't Answer, but faint
inn y, in the most graceful manner pos
siblef by the most lady like manner Of
trausacting the business; bdsides, you know,
silence signifes consent. ssis
If your intended should tax you with your
numerous Hirtations, letyour reply beas silly
as ,possible--sa soft answer turneth away
WRATH at ssig.
If your beau should be on the wrong side of
thirty, do mot fail by frequsnt illusions to old
bachelors, agreensold age, the venerable ap-
,pearance Of reverend years, &C., to apPrize him
that you have proper appreciation Of the
respect due to antiquated brmanity~~let ~ cc-
easion pass byswhsre you have an oppors0nity
TO endorse your views; this will give him a
high opinion Of youv virtues, as old age COM
monds respect. II he should be under twenty
three, you can affect ~ consider, him a boy
enquire whether he plays marbles now-and
whether hoop is consilere healthy came.--
All persons like to:be thought young, and the
verdanty youth cannot but appreciate any COM
pliment to his greenness. -s-,
Ifyou think there is the smallest particle Of
love in your admirers bosom,if he cannot be
induced to showit by gentle means, you may
scold little. in order to make him fare up
many a spark has been shown up" into quite
vigorous Jianse. . Jul i aiy 10 ri u
oiIfy you have asnew adorer, try and find out
what heis worth-rif be is rich encourage him;
but if his money sack isempty, "give him the,
bag tn hold" Fhe should be rich in wealth,
you Il find it a sovereign balm, and you cannot
be dollorous, but if his empty purse s as full of
holes as seiye, be assured that his affection
will not hold water.--R euelie,ls Is sd f