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VARIETY.

VARIETY.
Powxa on SrEAM-''Is il siaDe."
said 90 Irishman; "by The sanity Sc
Patbfick, bn. il's mighty great thing |
in.i.ely, for driyin' things it put me
thsoagh nine States 10 . day i-diyil
wotilie in7itlp
mime Siaissl" exclaimeda Dozen 10
aslenisbment.s
.dYes, nine Of them. be jabers, a. aisy
% cal 'ud lick her earl Dive see. now
70. married In New York ID The morn
Ia, aad wint vic my wife Biddy to Bal
Haore the A~day--hould yer whist
now. and count the STATES. There was
The state Of mslrinony, which I entered
from { single State. in sober state, in the
g,aie OF New York, and whit through
New Jsrsy, Pinsylvane and Delawur into
MARYLAND, where arrived 10 most beau.
,iful siate Of ioliifcationt There is nine,
by the rod OF Moses-counfem if yez
ike. Och. buts,ame's ascrouger =
VI. tSi. Louis Rssfif.
81 Notions ola nGtipe african about the
future siafe.-Ths other day respecta
sble lawyer or this city had occasion 10
examine the African boy brought home
10 the Porpoiss, with view OF taking
bis deposition ia the prize sui, against
/ the vessel, and the following preliminary
catechisine took place 80 Boston Post.
Law.-Gailhams. what do you bold up
Jour hand fors
oal.--To cali God 10 see. me- tell true.
Law,-soppose you tell the truth
what theni
Gull 90 lib near tod.
Law.-Supposs-sou tell lie. what
them
GULL 60 10 debbil.
Law.--What will the devil do 10 you
Guil--He put tail on me.
The above Is verbatim, and was taken
down stthe time BY the lawyer.
ibid YOU ever see any Of the popular
novelsg' said city dame to- country
cousin. mo. MAJ am, bat I've seen pop
lar trees,"
popalar III i said that nine onto.
len Q, the fat boats which pass Gown
ibs Mississippi are called Rough an'
Ready"
Pm boarding out. a. the loaier saic
when he curled up Tor the night on apple
oE lumber.
Al little boy lately walked nearly ? m ..!.
e,rryinv on his shoulder an IRON aiuei
which weighs tupslpe hundred Poenas =
D.a't START, reader. the article was pare"
.ieelssrds.
Two ignorant persona fell into . d''
n,.. ,hout Inc native place Of Jonah, wht
: ssiihe clergyman told them in bis text,
~ feast IS they understood him. ono
s,soVo,bed q pAais. 4 tell you. said on
w;th ere Al earnesiness, This Jonah WI
"a Boston man, be was Newioundlan'
tr-a devil Of . fellow for hsh.
what boxes govern the 9@otldS as
New York paper, il answers the 9p~
ton thus: The cartridge box tbr
box. ihsjury box, and :he basout Qua.
\ wilLnot kin sbAlf hold,by head IN.
,msher, whom .,;l Inv brealb departs
ten ny BODY.
What's strange thing il is that with
sneh name you should be such wick,
% fellow said Mr.. Steel to Mr.. Good. -
Not al sll'rwas the reply, seeing. that
you. Notwithstanding your name. are 80
yety SOFT
Ia The streets OF Leicester one day,
Dean Swift was accos,ed BY drunken
! weaver, who staggering against his revef-
ence, said. I've been sninning 4 onl -
Yes. said the dean, 4 see you have, and
! YOU are reeliag i home.
q Ssusst Pansfef. editor OF ibe
Republicans Era says there IS but one
snsmber Of the State Convention which
lie should like % lick. aud That is Mr..
Candse.
A deceased Irish Judge is reported to
have said. when addressing prisoner
convicted Of murder. You are 10 be hang
! ed. and ! hope u win be . warning 10
] soa.
Here. you little rascal, walk Up, and
ssve an account OF yourself--where have
you been Z Alter the girls. father, =
;DAd yon ever know me 10 do 50 when 4
was boy 2 No sir-bus mother did
.Ffiehdship. says Byron. 'iss danger.
Gus word for young ladies; j. j. love full
.aedeed s1a waiting Cor foe day 10 fy.
A pisas woman husband had gonsto
SEA, lately sent up The following mole 10
ti1s officiating minister "A sister Of The
church rsq uesis The prayers Of this Goa
ereeaiioa or account, OF the departure Of
Der husband that il may be saDciifed 10
Der. and Prove temporal and tseriasfiAg
i kInessr1 =