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Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1846-12-10
Nothing British.

yankee, boaslng an inveterae haired oil
every hing British, is living in house in the
city, with colonisi family He takes every
opportunity TO have slap a, brother Bull, and
the colonlst does what he can 10 defend The
venerable gentleman.
lyon are arguing" said the colons,, "agains,
your ancestors"
mo, am nol."
"Who was your father Z"
"a Yankee"
"Who were your forefalhers Z"
Yankees"
"Who were Adam and Eye?"
yankees, by-ihunder"
"Boss, want twenty-five cents"
Twenty five cents! How soon do you want
it, Jake Z"
Mex. Thursday"
"As soon as that You cant have it, have
told you often that when you are in want of so
large sum of money you must give me a, least
four weeks notice"
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TERMS-Two dollars per annum In advance-Two dollars
and quarter, half yearyand If paid before the end OF
the wear. Two dollars and half Those their
papers by carrier or stage drivers employed by the propre
tors, Will be charged 81 l-2 cts. per year, extra
papers discontinued until all rearages paid except
at the option Of the Editors.
7AdvertlSemenS not exceeding square (slxeen es]
will be inserted three weeks for one twenty-five cents
every subsequent insertion larger ones IN proporoh
nDeal discount will be made 10 yearly advertisers
PA letters addressed TO the Editors must be post paid
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1846-12-10

Why is Santa Anna like bawlins cow ;
Because he losi his calf.
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1846-12-10

A living skeleton is being exhibited in Bos-
ton. lie hadthls quarters over an eating house.
but was obliged 10 remove, as the smell OF The
soup fauened him TOO much
Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1846-12-10

Why were The thirteen original States like
Adam and Eve! Because they were bound 10
increase and multiply.
The northern galaxy. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1844-1848, 1846-04-14
TO MARRIED LADIES.

The MOTHERS RELIEF, medicine which
soothes the disagreeable sensation of Fe-
males about to become mothers, and in
sures safe delivery in all cases where NAL
formation or some unnatural circumstances
do not prevent. The reputation of this ar
ticle. though silent, has become so extend
ed as to produce an immense demand. A
pamphlet intended only for the eye OF those
directly interested and their physicians, is
prepared for gratuitous distribution where
the Relief is for sale.
As we are thus obliged to come before the
public, we take the occasion to say, that If
the increase of the call for the Mothers
Relief, wherever known, be any guild to
a direct opinion to be formed of the estl-
nation in which it is held, we have the sat-
isfaction of believing that it has been the
means of a leviatins IN infinite amount OF
suffering, and of savein g many valuable
lives. Wherever it has been used during
the above period, deep rooted preIudces
have given way TO candid and thankful ex-
pressiuns ofgratitude, and wish 10 extend
on their parts, as far SIS possible, its bene
fits. Medical men of high standing have
had the candor to acknowledge for once,
that their prejudices must be Abandoned,
and have been advocates for its use
All those who wish, are invited to call
and procure pamphlets without charge.
For sale by w p. Russell.
The authorized agent for thils pace and
vicinity.
Mlddlebury, OF. Ist, 1915.
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DIR. BUCHANAN'S GREAT PER
SIAN REMEDY FOR THE
TOOTH-ACHE.

Ifis most Celebrated and Ilfalii5le Remedy for
TOOTH-ACHE, TIC DOULOUROUX, GHs
aHpaintiI affections of the Face and Ear, was OBJ
tanned by DR.. Buchanan, an eminent English
Physician, during his residence at the Persian
Court in 1885 as Physicianto the English Emba,-
Sy. He found this remedy ingeneral use, and
considered by the Persian infalhble, and the En-
ropean practice of drawing teeth tarATOzs nEI
tilatiOn
In England it has taken the place of all other
preparations and may be found, ready for use in
every family, instead OF the barberous Turnkey,
which was estimated to have destroyed more teeth
annually than there were men, women and chill
dren in the Empire.
1t is now introduced in'o the United States I'M
der the immediate supervision Of the original pro-
prietor.
The great distress which always accompanies
the extraction of TOOTH together with the incon-
venience in chewing and speaking, and detor-
nifty occsoned by the loss, renders this remedy
of ineStimable value; asthe relieffrom pain which
follows its use, is Immediate and PeTmdneHt-eI-
ceptin cases where Seasonable application OF the
remedy has been neglected until ulceraionhas al
ready taken place. ThesoreneSs ofthe teeth and
gums will Re removed, SO that the defective tooth
may be ceanSed and filled as perfectly as if no
pain had been present. Instead of being injured
by the application the teeth and gums Will be rem
dered more sound and healthy.
Directi0aS.-Cleans the cavity, and introduced
small piece of cotton wet with the remedy, and
apply the same TO the gums. Ifthe face and ear
are inlamed, swollen and painful put few drop,
of the remedy into the ear and and battle the face
in the same, until the pain and swelling disappear.
PRICE % cts.
S w. P. Russell, wholesale Drug
gis', NJ IIIebury, VT General Wholesale A
gent 10 whom all orders from tho 'TRNDE'
must be addressed.
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THE VEGETABLE
PulhalMkRY RkLSAM

Is probably almost without parreie III having during
trial of nearly twenty years fully maintained the high
reputation which il has acquired for Consumpiive Com
pinis and all diseases orthe Lungs, Throat and Chest
IL has been used probably with greater success than any
other article known ard many physicians who have had
an opportunity of witnessing its highly sautary effect do
not hesitate recommend it 'saie convenient and
very ecacious medicine equal # not superior 10 9th
er prescription tie above complaint within their know
edge and one which las seldom disappointed the Ieasona
bic expectations OF those who have used IT,"
The pTo.r.eors cannot decend the present unblUs
ing stvle IF advertising similar articls II is 10 wei
known REQUIRE such COusse, and they would merely
refer those vino wish further confirmation Of its spe
rioriiy TO nsc who have used ill., and TO the numerous
certificates of Physicians and attached 10 each bot
lie The Vegetable Pulmonary Balsam was for many
wears the only article known Pulmonary Basam It.
great celebrity has given rise TO great many spurious ar
iicles which, By partially assuming the name "i The GEM
ne being putups resemble il rs nearly aS pos
sibe often fOsed upon the public for i> true ailre
Among these Carers Compound Pulmonary Ba
sam" .sAmefican Pulmonary Haisanis "Ncgeihble Pu
mOnary Syrup" pulmonary BaS7m." "lndinn Fulm"
nary linlsam'' "IuntTs Pulmonary Baisatn &c - lie
ware Of all them. Enquire for the article by It's whole
name, the VEG TABLE rULMONAER BAI.SAM, and
be sure get The article prepared by RE Wig and
Cur Err, Whuesae Druggists, 81 Chatham StTetl Bns
tonn and see that it has the written signature Ct M
Jon'n Cutler upon yellow label the blue envelope
Each bnitie and seal is stamped Vegetable pulmonary
Basam." For sale by Country Merchants generally
For sale by SIDNEY MOODY.
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There Is no excuse

For the Headache rhen you can obtain the
Genuine MarshalFs aromatic Catarrh and
Headache Snuff.
This Snuff is a certain and perfect cure for
the Catarrh, also Common Colds in the Head,
and the Headache, and is an excellent articlefor
sore and weak eyes. II opens and purges ouI all
Instructions, strengthens the glands, and gives a
healthy action to the parts affected.
BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS.
all those wishing to purchase the genuine arti-
Gle of Marshall's Snuff, should purchase that of
which Ii. C. Gridley, Middlebury, VT is the pro-
prietor, and no other, as manufacture PERSONAL
y the Snuff sold by said Gridley.
DR.. MARSHALL.
certify that the above article was executed
in my presence by DR.. Marshall, and that hiss sig
nature thereto is genuine.
DoraStus WooSter-Judge.
1iddlebury, January IA, 1915. 80
N.B. The name OF H. C. Gridley, proprietor
will be found upon every bottle Of the genuine
Marshall's Improved Snuff. Sold wholesale anG
retail by H. C. Gridley, Middlebury, VT. AGENTS
w. P. Russell, and s Moody, and by druggists
generally throughout the U. States and Canada.
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Hartford.

THE subscriber has been appointed Agent
for the HARTFORD FIRE Insurance COMPANY
for Middlebury and vicinity, and will receive
proposals for insuring property against loss or
damage by Fire. The long established rcPuta-
ion of this company, and the promPtness
with which all their transactions have been
characterised render il unnecessary o say any
thing in its favor. All business connected
with the office ntrustcd 10 him will be faith
fully and punctually transact ed.
JONATR IN HAGAR.
Midllcbury, Feb 26, IS49 42;y Agent.
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How TO GETHEALTH Thousands of persons
continue to cure themselves Of Colds, Coughs Head
ache Rheumatic Affections, Small POx, Measles,
Coslveness, Influenza, AID the host OF those in'lca-
tons of the body of the blood being out Of order,
simply by rersevei ingly using Brandr'fhs Vegetable
LnireTsai Pills, so long as any symptoms Of deranSe-
ment in any organ remain. Often, by adopt ng this
course, which experience has proved is according To
nature it being merely assisting her, have many iii
few tavs been restored TO health, who but for Bran
dreth Pills had heen sick for months. The value Of
this MEDICINE is indeed beyond price.
AGENTS
Jonathan Hagar. Middle my; Alfredo Ros
coe. New Haven, Warren :. Brown. Addison;
p. Fletch"r and Son, Bridport; Wright ann
Bush, Shoreham; W. B. Bixey, Nergrnnes;
/. 9. Mead, Cornwall; J. Simonds. Watch
Point; A. WetIIrrbee, Ferristurgh c. nire
Allen and Wheeler, North Fcrrisburgh; NJ w.
Knsley, Monkton Ri!go; Geo. ". Pdrmel"e
Bristol; Simon Taft, Whiting.
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Farm for Sale.

Situated in the East part of MiddIcbury,
containing one hundred acres of land. two
d,: cling houses, wood house, and one large
barn. aud cider mill house. Said Farm is
well w1tered. and well calcuIated for Grass
an { Grain. said Farm will be sold cheap,
and p7yment can he made easy. Apply to
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT or ASA CHAP
NJ B y ~ he Village Of MiddIsbury.
H.. % - 1876. 14;tf
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Iron & Steel.

gHvHE subscriber has for sale the various
IL kinds of Round Flat, and Square Iron
Spikes and Nail rods, Band and hoop iron,
American do, Eng. Bistered, German
Spring, and Cast Steel. Toe Cork steel,
Horse shoes, Sleigh and cutter shoes, SHOW
els, spades, Zinc, Blacksrniihs Anvils and
Vices, s. the various sizes Of nails. MI of
which which may be had at fair prices at
the Wharfin Vergennes.
w. CHAPMAN.
Vergennes. JAN 6, 1916.
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TRON a. STEEL.

nlIkEnN Douglass's Patent Ke'Ol; S,
PUWE % ing Handle Pumps "s,.
raise water any height not more than 90 80. 81
are 81 made that the brake may be snli ~
making a right or left hand or stralsn' . ~,
ward pump, as may be wanted. An0, ,S,,
grew advantage over other pumps Is 'H">
freezing may be avoided. noN
For sale by II. A. SHELDON.
January s. Ie46,
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PERFUMES.

FOR the Toilet and Handkerchief-Lubin
& Saesay's Extracts; Patchouly; Heliotrope;
Ede's Oderiferous compound; French extract of
Rose Water German Cologne; Otto OF Roses;
J. Wyeth's milk of Roses; Bay Water, &c. &c.
Call at the only store where the genuine impor-
ted extracts and perfumes can be found.-First
door south the Post Office.
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DR.. HUNTERS
EYE WATER,

This valuable preparation subdues every
Stage of Inflammation gives strength and
endurance to weak and irritable Eyes, re-
moving the dimness Of sight caused by close
attention 10 minute objects, or from expose
ure 10 strong highland should be used by
all who find their eye-sight. failing from age
or without any appearance of disease. In
famaiion caused by injuries from blows, or
any foreign substance, will be speedily ar
rested by few applications. A multitude
OF certificates might be appended, substantial
ting the truth of The above statements. but 10
a preparation of this kind, il is deemed un-
necessary, as the first trial will furnish bet
ter evidence OF its efficacy, than page OF
certificates. Agents
w. P Russell, Middlebury P. Maxfeld,
and r. Huntington, Vergennes; G. w Par
melee, Bristol; and at all the principal
places Of trade in Addison County
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PULMONRY ORGANS.
OPINION OF AREGULARPHYsICAN


Fxeier Me, sept. 90, 1915.
This certifes that have recOmmrned the use of Wis
tar Basam of i'd cherry for diseases Of the Lungs for
Two years past and many bottles my knowledge have
by my PATIENTS all with beneficial results In
two cases where it thought confirmed consumption
had iakrh place. the Wild cherry, effected cure
E. BOYDEN, Physician at Exeter Corner.
No QuGckeTy! No DeSeption!
All published statements Of cures performed by this med
icne are in every respect True.
Beiudre of Coantertits and limitations.
The Unparalleled and astonishing efficacy OF DR. Wistar's
Balsam Wild Cherry in all the diseases for which it is
recommended curing many after the skill oi the
best physicians unavaing, has effected large and in
creasing demand for This fact has caused several
priuciped counieiles and mi,aIors palm of spurious
mixtures, OF similar and appearance, for the genu
inc RaIsam.
Be careful and get the genuine
DIR. WeStdr'S BdlSaDl of UId Cherry.
None genuine unless sngned by Butts. Address all orders
10 Seth w FowIe, Boston, Mass Tor sale by
Agents.-Nfiddebur DR.. Rnssel; Yer.
gennes, +. Huninglon; Shoreham, Wright
&, Bush Whiting. Joseph Simonds Corn
wall, B. F. Haskell Bristol, G. w. Par
melee; New Haven, A. p. Roscoe; Monk
ton, T. C. Smith; Cornwall, |. c. Mead
Hinesburgh, Boynron g. Burnett; Burling-
ton, Peck g. Spear; Brandon, Warren 6,
Bliss Pittsford, Henry Simonds. They
are sold also by Druggists and appointed
Agents generally throughout the State.
PRICE, dollar a bottle or bottles
for dollars.
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CHILDREN NEED NOT DIE MORE
THAN OTHERS.

But IT is from the want of proper nourislment
and the constant drugging they undergo which news
them down the rank grass falls before the scythe
Mothers! we repeat again, and If they were the
the last words 10 utter, and of course
past the reach of all interest, 1--WE would saw s. Use
The AH-Hlaing Ointment for 81 k7ess among Children
RHEUMATIsM.-lt removes almost immediate the
inflammation. and swelling, when the pain of course
cases.
FEvERs.-In all cases of fever, the difficulty lies in
the pores being locked up that the heat and pers-
piration csnnot pass off lfhe least moisture cond
be started, the crisis has passed and the danger
The All-Healing Ointment will in all cases
Of fevers almost instantly unlock the skin and ing
fourth the Precipitation.
FEMALE CoMPLAINTs.-Infamatio oflhe kidneys
Of the ,Uonb, dts falling down, weakness, and IL
regularity in short, al those difficulties which are
frequent with females, find ready and pertinent re-
lief. We have had aged ladies' tell US they
could not live six months without it. But
females about to become mothers, If used for some
weeks antecedent TO their confinement, very few of
those panes aad conditions which attend them at
that period will be felt. This fact ought be known
the world over.
ScALDHEAD.-Weh have cured cases that actually
defed everything known, as well as the ability o
fifteen or twenty doctors. One man told us he had
spent $500 on his children without any benefit, when
a few boxes of the Ointment cured them.
CoRHs.-Occasional uee OF the Ointment will al
ways keep corns from growing. people need never
be troubled If they will use it.
Asa FAMILY MEDICINE, man can measure
lis value. So long the stars roll along over the
Heavens-so long as man treads the earth, subject
to all infrmies Of the feslI-so long disease and
sickness are known-jus so long will this good Ont-
ment be used and esteemed. When man ccascs f. ON
off the earth then the demand will cease and not till
then.
JAMES McALISTER & co.
16S south street, New York.
sole proprieiors ofthe above Meicne, TO whom a
communications must be addressed (pos paid). Price
% cents and so cents.
| CAUTION.
As the AH-Healing Ointment has been greatly coun-
terrified, we have given this caution TO the public,
that 'no Ointment will be genuine unless the names
ofJames McAster, or names McAlisIer & Co., are
WRITTEN with PEN upon EVERY LABEL The la
is steel engraving, with figure of 'InSenS.Iie Pssr-
piration' on the face.
Now we hereby offer reward $500, to he paid on
conviction in any of the consulted Of the Uni
ted states, of any individual counterfeiting
and Ointment.
| Sold Wholesale and Retail, by.
and w. P. Russell, Agents.
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PUNDERSON'S
PRRIFY THE BLOOD.
MOFFAT'S
VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS
AND
PHOENIX BITTERS.

The high and envied celebrity which these pre-
eminent Medicines have acquired for their invaluable
efficacy in all the diseases which they profess to cure,
has rendered the usual practice of putting not only
unnecessary, hut unworthy Of them. They are
known BY their fruits their good works testify for
them, and they thrive not by the faith of the credu-
lous.
IN ALL CA Sc S
of asthma, Acuie and Chronic Rheumatism,
affections of The Builder and Kidneys, Bill
ious FeuerS and Liver Complaints, Dyspepsia,
General Debility, Night S'reats, Nervous
Complaints, Piles, Rush Of Blood 10 The Head,
Scu5ry, Salt Rheum, Slceltngs Sc.
For further information see Moffat's Almanac and
the Good Samaritan which may be found at the
Drug Store Of w. p. Russell,
authorized Agentfor Middlebusy
and vicinity.
P.S. Look out for Conuterfeits.
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HUSE S FOR SALE.

The subscriber offers the following Hous-
es and Lots for sale,
The house on Seminary street, east of Ira
Stewards now occupied by James M. Slade.
The house on Court street, nearly oppo
site the new Jail, occupied by Cyrus Dor
rance. And the house on the same street,
mex; south how occupied Jacob Dewey.
He will sell these premises at ii fair price
and reasonable terms given Tor payment.
MARTIN WOOD.
MiddIebury Feb. 18th, 1916.
CARPET WARP.
so lbs Superior Carpet Warp,
Just reed by H. o. SMITP.
July eth, 1S45.
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Butter.

EIRST quality Table Butler, for sale by
E A. FRANCIS.
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nRIED APPLES, for sale by
~ A. FRANCIS.
March, 1916.
100 NJ. Shingles.
500 S. Wool Irvine for sale by
WRIGHT & bush.
Shoreham, May IA, 1915.
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DISEASES OF CHILDREN

Many thousands swept off by giving internal
frames are unable TO bear up against Their Whole
armies thus sent to their graves merely from
pouring into their weak stomachs powerful drugs
and ply sizes 1t is TO such that the AlI-Healing
Ointment tenders so safe, pleasant, and harmless
cure Such cases as Group, Cholic, Cholera, In
fantum, Worms, and all GUNNER Complaints. by
which SO many children die, the Ointment will re-
move So speedily and surely, that physician will
not be needed. Mothers : throughout ALT This land
we now sOlemnly and sacredly declare TO Won that
the All-Healing Ointment will save you Children
from an early grave if youwill use it We are not
actuaied by the least desire of gain but Know
ing do that vast bodies of iuants and children
die early, which is supposed nvitable and impossible
TO prevent we hold up warning voice, and declare
in the face ofthe whole world
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PINPLEs ON THE FACE. FRECKLE5, TAN
MASCIILINE SKIN. GROSS SURFACE.

Mn "
MASCULINE SKIN, GROSS SURFACE.
It's first action is 10 expel all humour. twill not
ceass drawing till the face is free from any matter
that may be lodged under the skin and frequently
breaking out ofihe surface. II thea heals When
there is nothing but grossness, dull rep isve sur
face il begins to soften and soften until the shin be
comes as smooth aud delicate as child's-
lBURNS.-I suppose there is not family in
tie United STATES, that would consent TO be wnh-
out this single day, ifthey knew its balm in healing
place without scar. -
IpTJINSY SORE THROAT, INFLUENZA,
BRONCIHTIS.-Therei is an internal remedy IN exc
istence that will these disorders as quick as
this SaIve Ii opens tn spores on the neck and draws
of all the inflammation and impure Juices and IN
few DAYS the sees the patient WELL Ii is sovereign in
these cases.
PUES.-The Salve acts upon the les as. upon
the piles as upon Sore Eyes. There is an lniamra-
ton which must be drawn from theparts. The Salv
| does this.
| WORMS.-Ifparents knew how fatal most me
;cines were TO children taken inwardly they would
be slow to resort TO them. Especially ''mercuial oz-
engees," called mediate lozenges," pills, &c. The
truth is no one can tell, invar6iy vheu the worms
are present. Now let me say to parents, that this
Salve will alurzys tell il child has worms. Ii will
dy1ue every vestige of them away This is a
simple and safe cure. No injury come of il any
way But should il be cholic, inflammation Of the bow
els or grippe Of the intestnes viii eectualy cure
them worms
There is probably medicine on the face of the
earth al once so sure and safe in the expulsion
of worms.
1t would be cruel, nay treked togve intern al doubt
full medicines, SO long rs harmless, Erfelal one
could be had.
Although have said little about il as
a hair restorative, yet / will stake it against the
World They may b ing their Oils far near, and
mine will restore the hair 20 their one
i OLD SORES, ULCERS.-There is no efectua
way Of curing these, but 10y drawing off the putt ID
matter. TO merely dry il up would endanger ones
health more. That some Sores are an outlet to
the impurities ofthe system, is because they canno
pass offthrough the natural channels of the Lasers
bic Perspiration. If such Sores are healed up the
mpur ties must haye other outlet or it will en-
danger life. This is the why it is mpolitIc
to use the Salves of tie day in such cases
For they have power 10 open other avenues, 1
let off all this morbid matter, and the consequences
are always fatal. This Saye will always provide
for such emergencies.
i BROKEN BREAST.-Persnns need never have
a Broken Breast. The Salve will always prevent
il used in
| LIVER COMMUNICATES with this dis
ease frequently have eruptons OF the hands, face and
other parts, and never think that IL arises from
the heart. Slch must use it first on the feet then
wear il tie chest, and Tho difficult will soon %
away.