New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1846-10-17
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To the Editor OF The Tribune
We are certainly great people not less true 10 it
that live in most virtuous times Next to the military
achievements OF old rough and ready" may be rank
ed those OF municipal chief Mayor Micke, who as
we understand intends rid this great glorious and
free City of every nuisance and inpurity with which
it abourds We understand, that rs soon his Honor
the Mayor has disposed of the Auction Stores in Broad
way which offensive to his right worshpful set
the representative of the collective wisdom OF the Cor
poraton his way home 10 fish, esh and turtle intends
beginning At the beginning TO correct all Corporation
abuses first he will look into the accounts OF the Corpo
ration and be TO any Alderman who may have been
supplying the Corporation with any article in his trade
tall price. If such delinquent can be found
will be Immediately placed opposite such Alder.
mans door with board bearing the inscription beware
OF bad Aldermen with perhaps portrait OF his honor
the Mayor dressed in his Corporation canonicals and
with the end OF his right thumb placed az the extreme
end of his noses vulgarly called taking sight. This
being done learn his honor the Mayor intends review
ing the City Police. which will muster in the Pork OPP
posite the City Hall and his honor dressed Ia Sir John
Falsta will deliver TO them lecture Moral Phioso.
ply and will descant the improperly OF their ndug
ing in that wost OF vices drinking tody on duty aud
viii also expatare the sbominable of chew
ing tobacco his honor will also embrace the opportuni
~ OF directing the public attention TO the able and
efficient way in which all the Corporation duties
been performed during the time the City has been
clean the City has been kept-how admirably the streets
have been ighed-how very peaceabe every thing has
been the SaDDatn--no drinking swear
lng-no CAB men permitted 10 aDuse those who have
hired theIn--how admirably attempt made to
shut up the small shops and permit the large ones
remain open and other matters becoming the civic
digny-he will also exhibit the account "a Corporation
curiOsity) showing how long the CITY pavior was In
paving the road in Broadway from DR. Brandreths Pill
shop Aspinwals the druggists this review being
at end his honor the Mayor intends taking stroll in
MS municipal dominlons through Chatham-st. to see
whether there any nuisances in that quarter TO be
abated but a. that is a quarter where there are no
Mock Auction. AGctioneers apprehend his honor
vii be able ind any subject which exercise
the Corporation saplence on his way he VIII drop in
the Five Points 10 Is feared that Tor
Mayor" being in that quarter too numerous 10 men.
tion his honor the Mayor will nothing calling upon
nEn in his Corporation capacity 10 Interfere with while
his route should suggest that MS honor the Mayor
should visit Walker Anthony, and the other ad
joining, forgetting pay visit Sarah Tue and
consider whether II would not be well place one
two Corporation officers in tina: direction with boards
upon which may be inscribed legibly beuars Of naughty
h0pses. BY order OF the Mayor'-and IL would perhaps
be advisable for mis- honor the Mayor visit Of the
houses Of assgnaion little farther up town but we
fear that this cannot be done eectuay TIL the OF
that great military hero, General George Washington
Dixon, VINO - now on mis- way 70 immortaIze himself
With MS pen and his sword, thereby adding
Another spng
OF laurel 10 his wig"
Il - also believed that mis- honor the Mayor in the
pentude Of MS generosity intends 20 revoke the order
promulgated 20 the omnibus men restraining them from
driving their vehicles the Battery by way Of White
hal place past his honor the Mayors house (being
species of constructive treason) derangng. Il has
done, the Corporation nervous system.
In short, every abuse 10 u be Immediately Eerneded
The result. Of this @ill probably be TIE Mayors ree!ec
toE, and Immortality Tor his Il mas been sug
into shape suit the juvenile portion of society after
the Of the house that Jack buiit-Tus his
s the Mayor Of New FORK but 70 follow out this will
require another letter 80 Gureroir. DoGBEhhf1 Jr.