Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1846-10-08


biz nsighbofhosd, and like a bone., = !.
ssksa The eonsentoI herIsther. Ofcour
NE old man. q every prudent papa shou
uo. inquired how much monsy IS con
ering The bride. The editor ala
1tda't eot shy money. bui be wooii 81,
hei PIT il bis paper. The father VI
BatisGsd.
Uareksused Siege Effect = TIE Whee
Ing Times saysa theatrical corps I'd tf1,
city were playing Perfection. and whe
the lady playing Susan said iii MARI
The frs. likely fellow that Offers. 81
potter IRON Monroe Co, o walked ND i
he slsge and said. here's the boy 10
you. sod there is the license. LAYING dow,
bona fide marriage license on tie tabl,
p the orchestra.
A young French swindler who was ar
rested 10 Paris. about the middle q
August. represented himself 10 bis Va
! Iious victims, 81 the son OF Lord MscweI;
Il an Aneriean SENATOR and very earnesl
inquiries were made BY the shopk pef.
end officers Of Justice &c knowif biz asser.
lion was true - Paris Corresponceat 81
tie Nal. III.
.aaoiler Editor Revardsd.-Tbe Ark.o.
tas Journal says. 1--WE ran for Aldermen
Of the aoufishing town 81 Helene, on
Saturday last. and-got bEali''
n Plsa for Bafhiag.-A certain cld Ia.
dy Of the Baptist faith, (so runs the tale i
called on her minister. one Sunday. as he
was about 10 -irnmerse some Of his flock,
and requested him 10 perform the tere ]
Iuiony for heS You have been bapiised
once, my good woman, /" replied the par.
SON; why do yon wish 10 90 thro' the
ceremony again Z" Cause" returned
the sensible old lady. takipg 40 enormous
pinch Of "ysller snuff !" .'cause. | think
it's good for the ,heumafism
Who ihrsu thai Piei-Ata fghta few
days since. al Johnson's Greek, NewYofk
between Sands Circus Company and The
citizens, one Of the belliserenis was pickA
ed up for dead, covered. with blood II
% washing The dead man il was lou nd
that be was knocked over by 4 cherry pie,
tndthe juice was the blood. Itis sup.
posed how'll recover.
A story is Told Of aso.dier ia,he army
whose only fault was that OF drunken
ness His eolonei demonstrated with him
TON. youafe bold fellow and good
soldier. but you get drunk ,'Colonel,
replied Tom, how can you expect allihe
virtues Of the human character combined
tor seven dollars month";
Ne,c .ditaehment Poor Coleman had |
no sooner realized a handsome fortune by
his piano attachment. Than Walker iuven.
lsd another, which Is much praised. A
Boston gentleman has discovered q new
attachment TO his piano. Fl was put Oh
BY the Sheriff 4 if. fl. mol sofia.
Strict JIsiies.-The ex- Mayor OF Mi.
amisburg, Ohio. was fned FIVE dollars and
inprisoaet twelve hours, fol Being en-
Gaged IN 1 street 6ght.
a Good Spokesmaa 1t Il stated, 10
Hoods MIsasiaeihal. at a west end de /:
batting society. ajaumeyman wheelrigh,l
uss BY far The best spokesman
Tie last Miller Story The following
dneedole from the Knickerbocker will do
Immediately alter dinner.
a matter Of fact old gentleman 10 New
England. whose wife was a thorough
'Deslructionisi," was awakened out Of
bis sleep by bis possessed rib, one stormy
March night. with
Husband! did ron hear thai noise -
Hs Gabriel coming It's the sound Of
his chariot wheelslp
"Oh, pshaw. you old fool {" replied the
good man. .'do you s'pose Gabriel is SUCH !
IN ass Is 10 come on utieeks 10 such goolI j
sleighlog q this. I tell yon its The wind '
--iufn over and 50 10 sleepy
Ina 'kafesf Cass---A very modest Ia
dy, who wsS passenger on board Of al
packet shjF. il is said sprang out Of her
berth and jumped overheard. on hearing
Che captain during The STORM. order the
drew 10 halil dorm the sheets.
Coleridge, who was ! very awkward )
fider was accosled by : wsg; who remark.
e this peculiarly: SAY. yonng man, :
did you meet Z tailcf on the foad - 4
Yes. : replied sir. c.. fwho never was 4
ata loss Tor rejoiaderl - did and bel
lold me i ! wenton : LILLE farlher should
Iheela goose I" The assailent was stuck 2
dums-whsls the traveller logged On.
Il i sls,sd, thai there are now Twin, il !,
B ,slen. seven unmarried sisters, dsuehters
Of Deacon jeremiah Jeweis. The wong Is
81 being jnst seyeais one years ola. and {
- spfishtly q pen On shovel She i )
The pel 81 The family. ard known as I'll Il
CALI What ehanco lor some yonnr !
bachelor.
Some city post hss worked oul ihe iol-
losing elegant spseinen Of Literature snd
thyme:
20 s.Itf IL ny skisf 1siiley
To gaze up11 yo1r cfc1e1 1rit<. FL
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