Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1846-10-01
MISCELLANEOUS.
From ihs 81 Louis Rertiile.
4 .iHUSG JURY"

lone, gentlemen, let's toss up, lis
most one o'clock-dinner's ready; deuce
take the IniggeH; what did they. brine
their case into court 10 bother Us for9-
Tets toss up, that's the shories, way 10
settle il. 'EEAD' guilty.. TAIL no, gull
~; what's the odds. The prose culor ) d. as
much 10 blame as the defendant; come,
I'm getting hungry-what dye Say Z
las against my Conscience
Come now, Broadbrim. don't stand
out, here's eleven Of Us opposed To- YOU
its reasonable that the majority should
carry, that's Democracy-come; give 10
let's 60 10 dinnerl'
It's against ny conscience; that de-
fendant never could have scratched the
prosecutors face 10 the way he says. it's
im2ossible-she aint got The nails.
For Heavenha sake. Broadbrim, don't
siand out.i musl &c, Olive gotta note
ioPay.
Give itiup. Broadbrim, ii won't do
the nigger's guiAy--ii won / hang him
iis only an assault and battery --send him
to prison for few days-ihat cant bur,
your conscience
Friends, the blackey isn't guilty -
can't you see it.-iis rlain as day 10 me
come, let's give il IN so-don' The whole
eleven Of you stand out in that obstinate
way.
Obstinate fire and fury. Is one man
10 tell The other eleven that the y re obsti
nate no. Ill nefer consent 10 such YER
dict Il | have 10 stand out Till doomsdsy
Heavens { what's, TO become Of my
credit ? ms note will be protested.
'Broadbrim, I'm a. hungry az hound.
Its against my conscience
i promised 10 lake my wife out Of town
this afternoon, s.,
MY uncle's dying. and ! want 10 put
him in mind TO make his WILL
'Our company parades for the hrst time
in their new uniform
i invited my cousin to the opera she's
just from the county
'Brosdbrim. bfoadbrlm. do lei US Off
you're 10 the wrong.
Come. Broadhim, have not said any
thing before. caase ! did'n, like to. I
mus, get of-tosnighi | am 10 be mar
RED
'lts against my conscience, gentlemen
Why don'tyod give in.'
Here. fips,avs. take Us into The court
I'VE can't agres! May be the Judge
will discharge Us
Foreman = Cant sgfee, your Honor
never csn-i,s i'm possible--never will
be able 10 do it--wantto be discharged
ell OF us got busi1ess to attend To-,
Jodge.-'Very sorry gentle men-csn'
discharge you-ran't take up the poblic
time 10 trying this petty case again. OF.
ficef take them lack.
Well, here We are back again. What
shall We dos'
tBrosdbrim. will you Toss upp
It's against my coEscience. Here Of.
ficer. 20 10 my house tell my vie Il
send me my razor and soap, bali do.
zen shirts. couple pair Of pantalooos.
guess well have ID stay here some line
And. officer. stop d The book store. and
bring me sShirIey's Mediiations on The
Patience Of Job.
and me my 6dIle and mole book
Add bring us I pack Of cards.
and me all the newspapers.
on, my credit. my credit-I'm ruined
forevetI three o'clock, and ny note not
psidl'
fire aud fury l--this my wedding
night and I 10 be kept here. Blood and
|thuhdef l-thunder and blood
Females Who expect 10 win the aifec-
lions II worthy and industrious young
men. 81 leading - idle lie. following
The foolish fashions Of ihe day, end sigh
ioe sysismaiieslly over the late novel;!
viii Sc ssdly mistaken. Insiesd Of secuf.
inr men Of integrity and worth. Il they
secure compsniooi q 81. i Will Be from
ibe idle tops and iimpleio1s-:hs refuse
snd dFees of fsspsrtabIe and INDECENT co.
eieiy.
III. Brady. speaking of ! niser. who
made Sic exit from lhe sisge Of life, said be
VI he greatest fool he ever knew e all /.
ior Is never enjoyed life ID be VA deadl