Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1846-08-26
A MISICAL SPREE.

y MI SiJAb SfkEE.
"Capitul ale herc.' cried the driver, with
Increased thickness OF spc,ylI. % h. drove up
To an inn door. TWAS plaiu TINT the county
OF Essex. az at least that lprt OF IL that led
lrcm London la Liquorisa. was peculiarly
blessed with good ale; lorlat even inn the
driver pulled up short. aul proclaimed the
heartCheeriug news. "CaWtta.e here. They
were the only word, be- utt,tsl from the time
hc had passed Shorcdijch Church. Indeed he
seemed incapable Of aay bthcr speech; be
scemeda sort OF human nrrut, reared aud
taught in "a brewery, eudow d with no other
syllable than Capital ale D re, And sill.
as we have limited. the wirjs grew thicker
aud thicker in his mouth; go thick 80 drop
from his lips, aud 50 they rlmbiediu his jaws,
whilst he cast d hopeless luOk about him, de
Spairlng TO gst them out. vet "a every new
h~ostelry, making a-souud ;hat plainly m.aut,
Capital ale here Happily ,or him.. acvorJ-
Ing 10 his dim idea OF felicity, De mumbicl 10
quick interpreters. IIeICc. ere halt the jour
ucy wa accomplished. thcdis seemed pos
sessed OF no more intelligence that o lump OF
recking clay. I'll tWililes between his fingers
aud sometimes opened Lisrlts that saw not
the backs Of the horses, ,ity seemed to look
down upon hun. But thclbutrs were intel
ligent: they. il appeared kasw the road.
knew, II almost seemed ~, ile filthy imbs-
Guilty OF the driver, aud SO, Win either a pity
or contempt for the inhmity at human ma
ture, they took care of their charintccr aud
ms besotted passengers. Trueit Is. 81. Giles
at times cast auNious looks thoUt him, at
tunes Nentured To- hint a doubtpl the subricty
oi the driver; whercupon he wa calleda fool.
a c7warl and a ninCompoop, b his compan-
ions, who considered his anNiay 10. The safe.
~ at his horses as an extreme pece OF %conccit.
very offensive To the rest ot lie company.-
You wont break sooner ,iaulmy OF rs, will
your asked the FIRST fiddler. Besides, you're
too drunk for any haum TO cone to YOU ST..
GILES was sober asa wator-ud. "A good
deal TO drink; Tor it YOU kmw any thing
- say, that was a jolt wasn't iti' (ior
The vehicle had bounced 50 vi Gently a%gains, a
milestone that the shock halt opened The eyes
oil the duryer.) you'd know tic a man who's
properly drunk never Gomez 10 mo- sort OF
harm. There'r a good angel aways living ia
a bottle. You've uuly 20 cmbty IL, and the
angel takes care cat YOU dittctly: sees YOU
home, IT its ever so dark. atl finds the KEY
hole Tor you, II your haul iseycr 50 unsteady.
No rs ouly your sneak zap hups that are a.
irdit ol the glass that get into trouble, break
their bones. and catch Hleumu III, and all that.
Whereas, II your skin is full of liquor IS a
grape iuil OF juice, you mas lay down in the
ditch IKEA little biby in his mltheT's lap, and
wake IN tn morning Tor all the world like an
opening lily
The latter part at thi, sentence was scarce
" heard by 81. Giles. for the horses had sud
denly burst into a glilop, the vehicle swaycd
TO AMI To, flew oun the turniug oi the road,
and, striking against the projecting root OF a
huge tree, threw all It's human contents into
a green mantled pond on ths other side OF the
Hurr0w highway. one wheel rolling iudcpen-
IDENTITY of. ST. Giles, uubuTt, but dIenChcd
Ia the skin, Immediately set about ~rescuing
i at but helpless companions. lie Tagged
iugged at The inert mass, the driver, and
length succeeded in dragging him from ihe
and setting bun agalust a bank. lie
,roancd aud his lips moved, aud then hc grun-
Capital ale heu!' The first clarionet
scrambled from the pool, AMI, scizing his in-
,iruinent, that had rolled into the mud, imme-
hatcly struck ZAP Sec the couqucring hero
i6@96as cob6rrS7g o. fHgG oiap8lfi6h Il dias rs HrS
way at the parchment, but, alas! for the i'd
die; the bacohaual good angel, OF which he
had but a moment since - loudly Wanted.
bad iofsahcu him at the worst need, AMI that
pune CTrmoua Was rescued from the water.
mud and duekweci with a broken arm. He
Was, however, unconscious of the injury: and
before hc was we'll out ol the pond. INSURED
ST. Giles that. ii he would only have the kind
ness aud goOd-telloW ship 10 let him alone, he
sleep where he Was like al angcl-Jer-
roIfg 1TgFg-Frs