The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 184?-1851, 1846-03-11
ODDS AND ENDS.


Mamma, are all vessels called She?' yes,
my DEAR Then how are the national vessels
called mea-oEwarP 'Jane, you may put that
child 10 bed.'
A man in Baltimore, who owed more money
thanshe could pay, and was bothered 10 death
with duns and police officers, gave out that he
bad the small pox, and thus got clear Of his tor
mentors.
Some rascals in Cincinnati recently placed
assaGeida on the stove in church, and sue
ceeded In driving the congregation into the street
If on an odd occasion your wife should ex-
claim to you NOW tumble over the cradle and
break yourneck, do!-don'tyou doit.
The Cincinnati papers notice the arrival of six
pickpockets in that city. 1t is not said whether
or not the visit was one of pleasure or business.
At the ST. Charles Hotel. New Orleans, from
5000 to 10000 oysters are daily consumed;
also, $50 lbs of bread and so chickens. Some
body must live there.
A butcher boy in New. York says that he has
often heard of the fore quarters of the globe but
meyer heard any person say any thing Of the hind
quarters.
A countryman going to market with load of
pork, was met by a young girl, who very gen
teelly made him low courtesy. lie exclaimed,
What! do you make courtesy 10 dead hogs?
No sir answered she 'to the live oneg
The heaviest pigs of their size produced in
this county, are those exported from GaIena,
III. They are pigs Of lead
Elihu Burrtt compares the project of annex
ing the United States to Canada with that OF
joining the Atlantic to mill pond.
The Magnetic Telegraph is now the rage, and
it remains to be seen whether small fraction Of
la second cannot yet be saved in thousand
miles travel, by the contrivance of some Yam
kec for the pohipping up Of lightning SO as 10 in
crease its speed.
AT Albany, during the late storm, Two buildings
were destroyed by the snow pressing in the
roofs
There were two hundred and seventy-three
square rugged vessels lying at the port Of New
Orleans on the 9th instant. of which two hundred
were American.
The following toast was given by G. H. Nc,
Donald, at printers festival, lately held in ito.
chester, New York:
"Babies: Pocket editions Of humanity, issued
periodically in sheets, and displayed in SMALL
CAPS"
A man at Plainfeld, Mass, was recently fined
five doIIais for writing on the margin of news
paper which he mailed.
The Marion, Va, Pioneer has subscriber, d
lad of eleven years of age, who pays his subscrIp
ton in eggs, his possessions amounting 10 but
single hen; he expects her to do her duty
Mercure, who burned the court house in Mon
trea, because it contained proofs of crimes com
mitted by him, is now on traln Montreal. lie
is said TO be desperate villain, worth immense
property
The Boston Times states that there will be
two steamers from England nextmonth, although
the semi-monthly passages'do not commence un
til April. The Unicorn will leave Liverpool fo
Halifax and Boston, on the 10Th of March.
4 bill has been introduced into the New Jor
sey Legislature, 10 incorporate a company TO ma
nufacture Cranes Patent Year Clocks, with
$780, 900 capital.
We understand that the reported separation
of Ex.P President Tyler and lady is entirely with
ont foundation. We make this announcement
] with pleasure.
A savage dog actually bit piece out of
mans leg, in Washington, the other day. The
leg was wooden one.
Peter Conner, who has been on trial at Ded
ham, Mass, for numbering Edward Walsh, il
Roxbury, in June last, has been acquitted.
In one town in Massachusetts five hundred ia
miles are without the Bible.
We find the above paragraph going the round
of our exchanges. Can it be true?
The Boston Marine Insurance offices have los
within few weeks, upwards of $240,000 b,
losses at sea.
The Vicksburgh City Hospital was rccen,l,
entirely destroyed by fire, and an Indian squaW
and negro woman who were sleeping in the
kitchen of the hospital, which was also burnt
Iperished in the flames
| Santa Anna recently won $4,000 in Havana
at Cock6ghting. Rather a novel amusement 70
the General who would revoutionze country
However, Cardinal Richeieu used 10 play at LEAF
frog.
The King Of Bavaria, has issued decree, or
ldering that in future all persons killed in dues
or who have committed suicide, shall be inferred
without religious ceremony of any kind.
A Court out west has decided that when ;
Igenlleman visits lady but once month, il
courship at all, it is Of very "coid character,'
and not such as TO warrant a jury in infering {
promise of marriage.
| A planter Of Madison county, Mississippi, ma
med Cowan, was waylaid and murdered by five
negroes, a few weeks ago. The negroes are ii
Ijail.
An Irish doctor advertises that the deaf may
hear of him at house in Lily street, where al
so his blind patients may see him from ten ill
| three.
Scraps Of Wisdom. Speak your mind when
| il is necessary, and hold your tongue when you
have nothing TO say.