Mississippi Democrat. (Carrollton, Miss.) 1844-18??, 1846-07-01
4 Sucker" ina Warm Bath.

shape OF bath, that an up-rjyer man can
desire; but still he hasn't, after an. glt the
--latest touch' IN the way Of his cUcks-
and that We found ont recently, At the
St. Charles Hotel, New Orleans. We
called 10 TO sec our old acquaintance, la-
Irish lady, who does the towels Sc. an.
who-more stretch to her gir5.e-resem-
bles nothing tieshly, in pettIeOltS, except
n lie Falstatt. disguised as the .-.ac w0-aaa
of Bren:tard," IN the '.Merry Wives. -
We were shown iato u bathing rom. and
there we discovered that an entire ueN
plan of letting on and ..leJtiDr on the
water had beea introduced. We slw 3
shining brass plate, with three polished
handles, having crank turn. AMI e.F-
gautIy lereyed beneath, "IIo,, A." ~C0.d,"
Waste"
"D'ye understand the co-k=I' said Hrs.
Mcdowell.
"Oh, certainly" said wc-fo- the cred
II of St. Louis aGd "ltalIln B tasr TIE
fat mistress Of the mysteries shst EerseI.
out; we went 10 work very rouEleaiv 81
the handles, heart desperate cu--s.ll- ro
through the polished grat.ugs In tie TO-
tom of the ''tu5"-prrpare5 Ourselves
lelSurely for the lIXIrv, and but ne have
another story to tell about The matter. AMI.
as that other Is rather the richer Uf the
two, we shall only say that, between shat''
and ''cnld, we never were 50 cooked Il
our life. After q desperate struggle.
having managed 10 get a bath on The --lm-
| proved plan" without exposing our i-uo-
rance, we LEFT the place and were met 20
4 the corner by rough bnl esumltle friend
/ from northern lIliuOi>--00e who has mlIe
| a fortune among the "dI1giuEs.n ana ulo
can atilri u take a '.sDjGr-e1 every uae
and then-so he terms has occasional as. Is
to the large cities.
"Yoa haint bin lakin' bath, hev YEP
said he.
sob, YES" was tie reply.
"ln them there bzas>-haui.e c.1slrns1-
YES" sand We, "a great improvement
obvlates the Inconvenience o. the nose
and dash Of the old pl,u.'
We hope that this public confession
may prove some a:1uemeur. blt We c.r-
friend unbu,hingIy. He rorE-dOl, sl.-l-
ing, and gave Us his Osn exPe-ie--e e..
the matter.
"Old Mrs. Cosafed there" sa5t be,
asked me ID | knew rhe oa-as,s a.d 3
told her YES IN cOurss--'cl-se [ c-.
ba,hed q few. reckon, rlra-l uH. a.-l
them kind Of tiXtns-ali takes rlI r--C-
EN- all, and there was al kinds ~ s1'ar-e-
below; but when ready, there vasaE q
mite OF water IN the blasted s-sl-l &.
Jest naturally run out as .l-- as 81 E-l l1
and then | kn1wed WHIST .,-Iz.a'.1 ant
Well, 1 Jest fuses with 4, fast a., and
then down. and the one side, aud flel
other, ill | allowed III shut the G1rues
thing up, cause the tub begun CD -
Well it kept film ard f lin. an reckon.
ed il was about right, ami 10 | went, on
leg, but-holy Egypt! Outt come again
I bowling! The cusSed, eternal 'col1' alg
hadn't worked, | S'plSe, and | coulla' !
cum out wuss from "a seven bier eNpl s>lrl
/ Old seven hundred weight kulcksi az obi
door; perhaps Yer DONE uUter~'aE4 ~
cocks? says she; Cock taulieEH [ slE.
out--buI didn't want her 10, ID laza q
me, and | want exactly fl o Be seen ~ 6
, lady, either, It she Was fat; 50 / S--l /
was norhIu'; and tried again o. GET Oh.
hang OF the construed hau1.es-11r ca
this time ths tub was quite iul., ana B. u
IT that, and kept iUrnIn' and wIcg 10
till | rather guess | must a started lh.
cold one without stopping the hai; ant q
it wis trimming before, it Just now aa.'r-.
~ overrun. and prek1PS tae-e wasn't O..
2 I ~ 3D.
two minutes, that ever y0u dl1 see I-'
) cusSed cocks lrouliE'f sJ1p-E0Ee On en-
! and | was hoppin' about Ia the water, an.
had to sing out for old fatty, any hos, L.
rather n gin a farm, b. thuuter. t-, o'l-
sung, and half opened the door lore | o
collected about my cOslO1Ee. Back weu
old fatty against the centre table, an.
broke a pitcher, AMI hnpped on 70 a char
and into my pants, and then / broke [.
one Of the opposite bathing roonS an
licked myself IN. and told rbe 90 uouli
I'd Civ her ten do.Irs IT she'd sUab u1
hand me nv shirt. and say nl'hln abol
II! | don't know whether sle ms or M
= but | almost die htiin'. spite ut a.
scalded leg, whenever think 81 I,.''
81 tell yOn WHAT added our >acks
= friend, ii don't mind YOUR having a .a1gt
but ifyou 90 to publishin' tins in the =,
reille, Ill shoot YOU BY gash!H-
0 We beg to assure our friend that we Goa
slider ourselves SHOT ST. L0EiS ksrslA-
= DEBT OF MExICO.-Gen. Thompson d
J. his work on Mckee, estimates the leog {
5 the Republic al little less than Sl00.uO0
h 900. OF this amolnl, something ose
= S60,0OO,OOO are due to foreigners. "a