Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1846-11-05

in ---- street gazing mechanically at the
telegraph Mires--sohloquls'og thus wise
'----'iel--Thai's the ioiiergrHF -
e well don't poofeeive nulhn' per -
'lc--culer boot them aungs, ony ones
bigger 'cn tolhrt-hc
That's the lightning li0e. the blr 'un.
SAID on urchIn 10 the doorway near bv
When does shc--ic start 2
You'd better AK IN thar
'UhdrY
Ia the Office up thar
The Ionict was shown to the door Of tho
building aud, by hook or crook found his
way up three nlgh, Of stairs, into the tcle
graphic office The attendant cnqurcd
what the gentleman had To forward
For I'D l-'ic who's she =
What wlII you send
Send wharf
This Is the TclcGraphs Office, sir
'Ncll-',c who n thunder SAID 1t want
i supposed you had bushes, ear
Nulhn' o the sor--'lc, quite the re-
'Ic--vorsc o the contrdiry'
What will you have ?
i want to make some 'ic-quires
he hour beng early and lIule do
ing the cIcrksycv ohafrabIy determined
on some fun with the fellow, wth view
TO SOLDERING him The opportunity for any
thing gratuIIous escaped them, however
Tor us they commenced consultation upon
the best means TO "5cnefl' the intruder, he
stepped up to ono OF the baucics, Which,
fortunately, hnppenrd to be but partially
charged, aud cone ludng that the knob.
were POTABLE be pulled his cap over hs
forehead ard attempted TO move cur Of The
tslls no r,,'momcnt Zenas lay stretch
81 upon Tie floor I
He arose rs best he could and turned 10
the clerk with
Look we're mls,er-'lc-wot yer name :
kun lick as many sch like skunks as you
as could be druv INTO n forty mixer lott
Wol Id did ycr-'lc- knock on IN
etscnI man down that way brl Eh1'
Nobody touched you sad the clerk.
The h i lhcy-'lc-dIdnt2'
No SIR You took the -
Took wol2 Here's your corntcmut'e
, copper - and proceeding to dash n loose
penny toward, the attendant which lay up.
on the machue-hls fingers cnmo IN con.
tact with the battery, and away hc wen, Il
gam heels over head, across The floor
Look we're, continued the sutl.rcf, who
t by this time wa, well near ,obered, Cd
blna yer internal picture, woi IN thunder
are yer abaou,1
You mustn't handle the tools observed
. the clerk nearly bursting with laughter
p Look you, Mr. Wot's your.namc-'ln'
J to be fooled IN tins yete way fur uolhln -
, Amt BY thunder I'm a InIcrpcnden
ndlyidooal, mad mi: yerc nockn
n people down, without! notice OF no kind
! arn'l the thing, hy - Fl you'll opt'
J that yere door III 60 ouI . Ihi', aud n
questions axcd ----
y. That's the door, SIR
: That brass handler
n Yes
I'm blowcd cf you do, though Tn
y child don't NEEDLE with no more hard war
;. IN tins trap, no no"
e The doo- was opened by the clerk an
b, the fellow s,died out A suppressed loug
~ pcrvaded the counIenOnce Of The nuendnn
n os Zcnas departed which, as the door clio
IN cd. vented itself in broad haw haw.
y You're a ,marl young Ren'lcman-yo
- nrer bawlcd the lo1ier, through the X.
a hole. us be held the door fast with bot
m hands-you're very smart young ma
p. may BET You'd like to GIT out o lhr
a. md 20 70 Your breakias, bimoby, may b
lie An ef yer do git any grub niorc noon, J
ne let icler bout my sire know h-wl
" ver7 III teach yer 10 knock people dow
n. simultaneously Tor nolhin'-l Will an
:, from the preparations making on the OF
q side, that prospect was that tho rnsldci
,r were to be made prisoners
A thought struck the attendant /
-e disconnec,cd the "Ifc, aud placing It
A. con,ae, with the knot Of The door upon q
. INSIDE bis companion JET on the battery
he The door few open lu''an'lneon''y Of
n our valiant stranger wish %" seal sEin On
"a wac discovered IN the act II m an, snPu
., d..-,n, down stair, the 'ldc Of be- hr
.....,., .r pain, rom the oly'' Of &
nd stems and L,s leg, mean nme, Pri,fmH
-, an ,oy6lunAry pirouuc which would ha
90 done lnGnne credit TO a French dsncl
w I,,o CHANGED no, Zen7' hai purcha-
No. bunch Of lucl,r marh,s Che nigh,
~ fore which hal t,cn d,p5,.eI 10 b., Cd
.h pockel In b., rr9srrs' down lhc mrt'
~" bod become gnard soi by h- nne b. D.
reached me hln A1h, be- bad pira|y
covered rom b., frst flee, Of lls '.o.
tu, .hc fund unghd .hroush he W ~
coa,istis were on IRE ana b. ~as rR
lorword in hl, lmag,nlnan any ty
lac, enoU Of to iormentYrs iis dn-af
.o' ID the FIRE And prtslming wut par 4
an Marcel Of the 'cutsd invention BE- 9rr'
Dry 70 his f-e, snd with bo'h hsnts bfskl }
.as work b.hiod hm Tor the purpose
,molherioK the name, which ~s' rossi