The Democratic pioneer. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1845-1853, 1846-07-31

same snake that fooled your nanny Eve n
in Adams truck patch--and oh, scissors! P
how he will strip off that fuery, and raise II
dust for mile around, with that peck of
bran. Say, flower sucking butterfly, does h
your molher know you're out! II she does, d
she is unfailhful to her trust-she ought u
not to be trusted again, any more than the
m an whostole 4 handful of acorns from $
the blind dsow; 60 home, gossamer, and try
to prepare yourself to be woman, and $
then whee you're one, any body will know
that you @e'out.
Now, ybn that was cut out for man,
but was Sd yiiainously spoiled 10 making
up, III attend to your case For what
end did yau burst open the worlds door,
and rush in uncalled, like man chased
by mad dbul? What good do you expect
to bestowupon your fellow men! Some
fu invention, some heroic act, some
great discovery or even one solitary re-
mark! MOI those that look for any good
thing from you, will be just as badly fool
Ell as the man who caught skunk and
thought il was kitten; or the woman who
mad greeus OF gunpowder tea. You know
where thesneatest, tightest, pants with
the strongest strips can be got on tick,
but you don't know where the next uset"l
lecture il to be delivered. You know the
color OF ayest but you never studIed the
correous bnes Of the rainbow unless 1t was
to wish fof a pie ce to make cravat of; you
! know how foot feels in full dress, but
YOU don't know how man feels when he
eats bread earned by the sweat OF his
brow; You know how monkey looks for
YOU see one every day twenty times IN
YOUR lapdady's looking glass, but you
don't know how man feels after DONG a
oood action: YOU don't know where that
: sight is to be seen. Oh, you wasp waislca'
cat fish mouthed, baboon shouldered, call
iper legged, goose, eyed, sheep faced oe'
$ wbiskered drone in the worlds bee -hlve.
a VIVA, are you good for! Nothing but to
J. cheat your tailor, to lisp by note line
n from some milk cider oetaster, sentl-
d mentallystalk love, eat oysters graveiy,
> smoke cigars lazily, and make silly girls
81 act The fdbI shamefGlly. say does your
= mother Ehow You're out! am afraid you
have no mother nor never had. You are
of no more Use id this world than time
} niece in beaver dam, or hair mattress
l. in hog pen. You fill no large space IN
~ the worlds eye than the toe nail OF mus
- duito would do in market house or
- stumped tailed dog in all out doors; 20"
u are as liite thought Of as the fellow who
}" Knocked his grandmorther's last tootl
II down her throat, and as for your brains
- ten .bo,i,and such could be preserved ID
~ drop of brandy and have as much sea root
as a tadpole in Lake Superior-and as TO
your ideas you have but one, and that ]
stamped on your leaden skull an inch deep
that tailors and females were made to b
guued By yod, and tha, you think decen
nd people envy your appearance. Poor use
ay less tobaoc worm! You are case. Doe
yotir mother know you're ouu It's lunc
time so start, buy a brandy toddy on tic
Id from some good natured land lord, ei
he lunch till you are as tight as drum, sne e
". to bed and think Of nothing until You at
,af fast asleep; 10 dream Of apes, pants strap
yn and tailor's bills, not to wake until tn
ip- dinner bell calls you to eat again.
,v- How many harmless, shallow mortaIs
n ro ecuIjiuo about on I'll
m, surface Of the worlds great waters, wit
nd out an aim, without motive, guided on
ng by chance whim or impulse, like mele
ire tor in big eddy under shady willow
* until they are swallowed up b, the greco
at law Of death, and the first thing they kno
ig- they Know nothing; when see one
To these | always thnk-poor bug, yo,
no. mother don't know you're on''
rit How many silly ones neglect their bu
Idy mess and get after some foolish pleasu
ty, and chase it, and keep chasing it like
t schoolboy does butterfly, until they we
lty out the coat of the constitution beating
ri the ground in vain hope of catching
on, swift phantom and finally fall into sor
zee hidden pit covered with flowers, to rise
ten more. I then think, poor fool, your mot
the er don't know you're out, nor won
We. out soon.
can When see young man step into
hat skif of dissipation and start down
J on stream of pleasure, using the oar OF
itch prudence, while fully holds the helm pa
its ing the shores OF propriety faster than
ppy streak of lightning can pass sick cre
oor and at last drawn over the falls OF to
zen destruction and dashed into as many ate
FIRE as drop of water from four story ROOF
bu, then ask of myself, for can't ask him,
But his mother kno" he was Ou''
are a boy leaving the door, AFTER long
in. dreary confinement, with pale iea'"