Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1846-02-05


snrh h,ar that he should care far
the welfare Of my p"oplc Away with
4 tins thing let another H. chosen
ESTABLISHING THE SCIENCE
Ono of The bcet Ncsincric stories
that We ever read has lately appeared
In the 81 Louis RrvilIc and II IL OF
such droll character that laugh Won
Will and laugh YOU must We omit
the Introductory rcmarkP.
De Boncvll had been electrilyinR
Detroit by his more than galvanic cf
icciS upon the muscles of scores Of hrs
( imprcssiblcS. when nn enormous sized
wolverine, trying the thing himself
found that he was quite equal TO I'd
professor, ia sottrsg f,s,as 90 sleep Ind
'wakin' on lem up afterwards,
and, accordingly, in the Juror Of ms
discovery, of he went into thccountry
TO lecture and dillnsc the new light
which had been dispensed TO him
Ill, success was tremendous town
and village said there was something
IN It, until his reputation, as IN other
eases brgat him enemies. The VOL
VERNE MCeucrlZcr, after astonishing
a Hall full ono evening, AT some very
promising town or other, aud which
badc fair, shortly. to be quite a pacc,
returned to the tavern, to bc arrested
i'm the har.room by a score Of first citl-
! zcnS.' who had then and there congrc-
gated. JcSt 10 test the humbug', any
how.
Good evening. Pcricsscr, said one.
Wont YOU take n little of the fluid 2
said another, and tins being nm ,ti
dent Int III the way Of Joke, the an
u.humbugs' proceeded to more So
: rlous business.
'PcricS>cr,' SAID the principal speak
cr. giant of fellow. before whose
proportions, even the huge Magnet,
ser looked small. PcrfcS,cr,' SAID he.
biting off the end of a plug, and turn.
ING It over IN his Jaws very lclSurcly
n few on us, here, hey Jest concluded
to hey You try an experiment, appoin-
TN ourselves "A rcg'lar constituted
cummlttc" to report
The Professor begged to appoint a
more proper place and hour, &c, oil
according the apprchenslons of thC
crowd, cvinccd the expected desire tc
; make n clean back out
! 'PcricsSer,' resumed the big dog, Il
we ondustand right. you call you
MesmcrlSm 'rc-mcc-jil agent which
= means, | s'poSc, that 1t cures things!
Il The disciple Of science referred t.
). divers cases about town in which II,
= had been successful. to say nothin O
the 'pullin teeth operation which h,
had lust concluded ms lecture with.
Yes, sad the challenger. YOUR
death on teeth We know, knit kcr
Mcsmcrlsm come the ro-mec-jil owe
II rheumatic 2
y, 'nilamatory or chronic ? demande,
y the Professor
'Na'il stranger. we amt much civ
= en- to doctors bottle names, but W
y reckon it's about the wost kind.
The McSmcrlSt was about to dciin
, the difference between lnllamatory at
tackS and local affections. when h
was interrupted by the lnquiStor, VIII
4 rather allowed that as far as the loca
- ton of the disorder went 1t had pre-
y cmptlou right to the hull crittur an
. that, furthermore, It was lust cXpcctc
~. of him that he should forthwith vl>i
the case, and bid him take up his be
and walk, or he himself would bc e,
Il cortcd ont of town, aStrldc Of raj
dumped down outside to 5ith dcgre
re Of Oregon and no mistake.
This was a dilemma, either horn c
s. which promised toss 10 his rcputa
y ton. hut the crowd were Solemnlv j
II earnest; already tuumphng IN hi
II detection, they began 10 look VOLTS
"a al HIM and wise at each other, so tina
y the Wolverine had nothing left for
u, but to demand, boldly 10 see the ~
" tcul : We had better give the rest ,
the story rs 1t was related 10 a hume
Gus friend of ours, by the disciple {
l. MeSmcr himself.
Up stairs | went with EN-, mad n
ID thunder, | tell you, first, at BEN
So thought a humbug, and next, that IN
lndlyldooal share Of the American ei
Gle should be compelled INTO mca
ure, hy thunder I'd a-gln 'cm
r. frht, lift hadn't ben for the Scjrnc
4. winch would suffered any hor. 50
#. i,., said to myself, let EN- bring o
l- Mclr rheumatic frltas if could
ID McSmcrzrd q horse, and ! delcrmi
w ed Whatever the case might b.,
he ma kc II slucal by thunder
nj Here he u.s. SAID they, and IN W. al
re- bundled IN room. gathered round
IN bed, with mo shnt M among 'cm. an
le the cusscd bug uneuIIgltcned hcaihc
cr that did the talking, drawing on, a
< almighty bir hoW-lc knife al the san