Iowa territorial gazette and advertiser. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa Territory [Iowa]) 1840-1846, 1846-02-14

now in some retirement, earning an hon
est livelihood. .'aa sla 9H -
r. I dwell with peculiar interest upon this
instance Of sisterly attachment. Itteaches
me not to look only to the refined and ele-
waited circles Of humanity for examples Of
pure and constant love. 1t tells me the
poor and neglected have hearts, and that
they are as keenly alive to- pleasure and
pain as those in the more highly favored
walks Of life.-.Mother's Magazine.
From the NeU Orleans Delta.
A Review or the Presidents Mes
ssani sAl y sa sage. h#a fasgg
ah Mr.. Billy Williams and MFR. Sammy
Chips, being gentlemen Of reflective
and philosophic turn, sat like a pair. Of
Ancients upon the Levee, tha-ether day,
warming themselves by the remnant Of q
fire made by some sailors for tkg purpose
of melting tar. Like all ooftemplative
men, they sat in silence. Mr.. Williams
undertook to remodel his hat, which APP
peared to have had a recent acquaintance
with certain curb-stones, while Mr.. Chips
pursued stray atom Of tobacco through
divers leaky pockets, with the utmost des-
peration. Finding it at last, and dividing
lit between them-Mr. Williams lifted up
his voice and discoursed az follows:
4 say, Sammy, have you seed the Mes
sage?'
sWot messige? Nobody never don't
give me no messige, 'cepin messige to
cut and make myself scace-no more do
you
THAT are a fact, Sammy; but that Amt
wot meant wos agoin to speak Of the
Presidents message-Jimmy KS gineral
statemint to. all out doors, and some part
of Ashley. borrid one from red-headed
Jake, 'tother day, and | reckon you wos
to have seed it, you'd have said it was
some snakes! Yes, hossr I
'Wot does it treat on?' enquired Mr..
Chips. 54 ssisos.-, ...e
Treat on!' returned Mr.. Billy Will
liams; ivy it don't treat at all--it don't
say abitters' or eye opener wonst. No,
it refers to US, that is, zee, the people, their
selres, to our furrin .relashuns, and Is
oh, cuss furrin relashuns!' interposed
Chips; who is ever agoin to ak them to
stand treat? land then agin, 'sposin that
Teller haint any? And I'd like to know
Jest for green's continued Mr.. Chips,
waxing wro,h, swot 'Merican President
has to do with Turin relashuns enyhow.
/ haint none, nor never had. wos born
on the SHE, and 4 was riz on the sile, and
/ oilers calc'late TO stay OH the sile, with
out Pm traded off to the doctors and the
skellinton hung up in one of their musin-
aries. No., stree! Cuss furrin rela-
shuns'
you'd be goat, If you wo,6d. if you
had a pair A'horDes Ssna,sss.ss.,Ale Ass' re-
piled his companion, and be buttin yer
brains out agin every thing. Why steam
boat: faint folks he's talkin on. It's fur
rim countris. He scrouges rite up agin
old John Bull, and filings ; mighty heap o.
rocks agin them French folks. AS for
them ar Mexican, wooden legged, tann-
ed up, oncropped. oncivilixzd, miserable
specimens Of kerriers Of bad Durango dol
lars, why, he hits 'em but atwcen the
two eyes, and jest hollers out--sCome on,
dot rot we, if you want any more; I'm
thar, sand thar's q; heap to back mel
Oregon says he, lis ourn, and Eve driv-
en- nail down clean tother side Of the
jumpin off place, and tied a string to it, and
kerricd it out to the Pay-cifc oshin; 50
Jest you keep your plumber tolher side O.
that line, and don't, so much as look ugly
across ont, or thar'll be one Of the awful
est muses. you ever did see in these parts!'
sThat's the way to tell it!' a iaa
! WE'LL interrupted Sammy Chips,
who said it warn't ourn? Amt it put
down in, the map Of the TENTED States,
and kolored yaller? seed it myself, and
Til bet drinks ont. Why, YOU know d
old Scrap Dyker's. Well, he had bar
skin as come chuck all the way from thar,
and he never sed il want off'n .'Merican
bar. o. course, Oregon's ourn!'
well, faint nothin else,' pursued Bill
~, SOS Texas; soil Kellyforny, and
Kennedy, and Kuby be fore long, or else
I'll live on sinking mackerel--that am a
fact! Yes, seq he, 'afore them out side,
starved out, translated over the-water pow
ers interferes on this continent, I'll be con-
tinentally and eternally, bu,tered and bril-
ed if I don't lambaste every one on 'em,
so that III. 49,, .,it,.e -.
Whose agoin to lambaste anybody?'
demanded policeman who had just como
up. l194t ti2H"H AN s4t'iA2 aA ARl f'a9ii
7s'Ohl hello, old felier!' replied Bill, you
see, we was ony talking over the mess
ige, and we'd got to furria relashuns
when ..trssy Hate- \. ,,a \
Never mind relations, but up with you
both, and see some of your acquainiances.
Ych have been away from 'em about long
enough, and the Recorder wants to give
you tickets to the party Come along!'
ll'have trial by jury m,ittered Bill
" az he showed along; 'for this is .oncon-
stitutioum--an invasion Of vested privil-
eyes. You've no right to take . man up
when he's agoin to or from the Legislator
or discussin tie affairs O. tie country.
Wot's the messige but fairs Of the coun-
try, and ain't We the country itself?
Amt nothin else!' s4sgat4 nailaaai 4iat
"A GOOD Cow.--Mr.i Chas.4 Elask, oi
Harrison township has cow which in
eight successive days, during some Of our
late cold weather, gave 81 gallons and |
pint Of milk. Eight pounds or butter was
60. ALs.-:ll. .~-1 - C-~sl-A - 49,