New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1846-11-13
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From Yankee Doodle for tomorrow.

From Yankee Doodle for tomorrow.
CHURCH INTELLiGENcE.-The Grace Church con
gregaon have abandoned the project OF building Chapel
Tor the poor the back This is great pity All
the buildings in the have stables in the rear
The cost OF the stained glass windows has been pain
fully felt in the Church funds to which the late gale was
another blow requiring according TO survey oil the
wardens) the spre be caukcd and to be plankcd
up The re-cauking was expensive and placed the
Church in tight x but it was found absolutely neces
sary in order preserve the inside souls from wet The
Treasurer at late yestry meeting suffered himself TO
wind up, in towering passion, with plain retusa! TO
plank down for the chapel.
Moreover since the efforts of some OF the congrega
ton to surmount the steeplc, us of old by weather
dock proved vain the winds thcreabouts are all cross
Currents and il feared the incense from the back
street might the journey upward mneie with the
finer gas issuing from Broadway and destroy It's efficacy
eminent chemist assuring the vesry that such was
the power excrted by positive fluid over aneeave one
Tho salary for the curatc which, as winter was ap
proaching became proper 10 lay up was another All
hculty fashionable vestryuan whose pentaoons were
made without breaches pockets, insisting that the Gu
rates $500 year should be paid out OF the Rector
$1,000.
srhe salary topic reused the Rector who unusual
y crisp he knew his duty as pastor was 10 feed the
sheep but part of the contract that he Was 10 get
his private mutton, to liberal extent our OF the HOOK
the congregation like the vcsry there were no
sheep whom exercise his powers OF teedins-ihey
hs6 none OF the qualities OF the hcecy tribe The YES
uyman retored that he got feed enough out OF the chris
uings and marriages. and that his extra income IRON
the cradles OF the congregation should induce him 10
spare the public crib of the church.
The project was laid the table and fell to the
ground.
THE MODERN CINpERELLA-BiShopS are more
fortunate than bsrons while elder TO be
barren OF humanity In the old time legend CI
pERELLA uiumphcd and her foolish father and tyranni
cal sisters contonnded But the becomes
tragedy il grows near. and poor CINDERELLA loses
her husband and is sent for life (ve should say for
DEATH to a mad house 1t would be delicate task
thinks TO wait around the death beds of father sisters
and doctors who thus swore away their souls as
well us their victims
INFINITE WISpoM.-Protessor Faariecht men.
tons the following marked evidence OF the Infinite
wisdom of Providence Mushrooms spring up IN q
shower which is doubtless the reason for their being
shaped like umbrellas
grrEcr OF 4 SALT WATER voIA6g.
In aping John Bull with prc;ension and nm
How the model gets twisted about
Clubs kerr, shut the very same nuissnces ~
Which, there, they are made to shut 0'H
TaE Sus.TREASuRY.-tfov. Bouck. the ASSIST
sai Treasurer appointed reward for the zeal with
which he opposed the scheme reports that no Specie
has been taken In by the Sub-Ircasury' but thar Mr.
Walker has.
The wisdom OF the people never was more
skmgly manifested than by their negecnng 10 send q
aag.e Doctor to look sitter the new Constitution.
He must have been an Odd Fellow VINO sighed.
oh for Lodge in some vast wilderness =
1t is said that the Lion pianist wears those eter
hS plaid pants the reques. OF numerous ladies who
have good for desiring him 70 DC kept constant
IN in check