Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1845-1851, 1846-01-06
ESTABLISHING THE SCIENCE.
BY EvERPoiNT.


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ESTABLISHING THE SCIENCE.
BY EvERPoINT.
De Bonneville had been electrIylng Detroit by MS
more than gairaHic effects upon the muscles OF scores
Of his ilnereSsibieS when enormous sized WONer-
Inc irving the thing " himself found that he was
quite equal to the Professor setting folks TO sleep
and smakn' em ''cut up afterwards, and, accord
ingIv In the arOr of his discovery Oft lie went into
the country to lecture and diffse light which
had been dispensed to him. His was tremen-
deus; town and village said there was = something
In it, until his reputation in other cases, begat
him enemies The Wolverine Mesmerlzer, after
astonishing :. Hall " full evening" at some very
"promisinr town " or other, and which babe lar,
shortly TO be quite 8 place., returned to the tavern
to BE arrested in the BARRON by score OF hrst
citizens who had then and there congregaed Jest
to test the humbug," any how.
Good evening, Professor" said one. "Wont you
take little of the faiG said another, and this being
Al evident hi. in the way of joke, the antl-huin
bugs proceeded to serious business.
.sPerfessor,' said the principal speaker, giant OF
a fellow before whose proportions, even the huge
DIaenetizer looked small, Perfesser, said he, bit
ing off the end of plug and turning 1t over III
his Jaws very ,esureiy % few Us here hey jest
concluded To hey you try an experiment, appIn'ih
ourselves reg'iar constituted committee to report
The Professor begged to appoint more proper
place and hour, &C.. or according to the apprehen-
sions of the crowd" cvnced the expected desire to
make "a clean back cut
Perfessor, resumed the ''big dog cf we ondu-
stand right, you call your MesInerism re-mee-lh
AGENT which means, Ispose, that II things "
The disciple of science referred to divers cases
about town IN which he had been successful, to say
nothing of the ''pulling teeth" operation which he
had Just concluded his lecture with.
Yes" said the challenger, "you're death on
teeth we know, but ken NeSnerlsm come the RENEE
Ill over rheumatic -
"Inflammatory or chronic 7" demanded the Pro-
fessor.
WALL stranger, We amt much given TO doctor 5
bottle names, but reckon it's about the wust kind
The Mesmerist about to define the difference
between infamInatory attacks and local affections,
when he was interrupted by the nquisitor, who rather
o,red that far the location of the disorder went,
1t had prevention right to the whole crttur; and,
that furthermore, i jest expected OF hun that he
should forthwith visit the and bid HIM take up
his bed and walk. he himself would be escorted out
Of town. astrde of rail, and dumped down out
side the 5ith degree of Oregon and = no naisfdss
This was a dema either bern of which promised
toss 10 his reputation, but the crowd solemnly
in earnest; already triumpng IN bis deection they
began to look wolsh at him and wise at each other
SO that the wolverine had nothing lett Tor 1t but t'
demand, boldly, to g see the PATENT We had bet
ter give the of the story 1t was related to
humorous friend of ours, by the disciple OF Mesmer
himself.
..Up stairs went with EN-, mad thunder, tel
you; first at being thought humbug. and next, tina
nv indivdooal share of the American eagle shou'
be compelled into measure, by thunder Id a-g
,ern fght If II hadn't been for the science, who
would suffered any how, 50 jest SAID to myself lie
'em bring on their rheumatic. felt as Vt ] could
DIesmerzed horse, determined whaerer the cas-
might be, I'd make 1t squeal, by thunder
Here lie is, said they. and In we all bundled /
room, gathered round bed, with nc shut III anon
'em and the cussed big onenlightened heathan tia
did the talking drawing out almighty bowie Eniit
nj the same time. That's your man y said he
Well there lay miserable looking crIttur, with ~
eyes sot and his mouth open-and his Jaws got wide
and WIDER as he saw the crowd and the bowie knit
tell YOU That's the idea y said old big ingiI
Rise up in that bed" said |, and tell you villa
must a looked at him dreadful for up he Jumped O
eend as If he'd Jest got a streak Of galvanIc.
"Git out on this floor said !, with wuSs look
and may be shot if out he didn't come, loohln Will
tell We!
a. Nor cut dirt, d--n yOu ~ screamed /, al
Jehu Gineral Jackson If he didn't make straig
shirt tail for the door, may never make another pas
After him | went and after me they came, and RI
haps there wasn't the orfue>t stampede down thr
pair of stairs that ever occurred IN Michigan Dow
cut old rheumatic through the bar room; out {
AFTER HIM over went the stove IN the rush artcr DO
on US; | chased him round two squares-in the sno
Mt that, then headed him off and chased hun back
the hotel again, where he landed fine s'ceai, be
ncd for his life and said hid gire ap the ProPerf.
Well, wish NAV be shot if he wasn't the Teller ia
were ofl;rin' a reward for in Buffalo, made h
dress himself; cured OF his rheumatic; run II re
out of him: delivered him up, pocketed the rewai
and established he science, by thunder.