Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1846-02-12

lisye word ont IL he did !; for he's liar
and the father OF lies'
I don't know whether he's The father
81 lies. or nof; but he's iIos enough. ALI
tls devii-ibsrss no irusiing him, mean
70 cancel his indsntures.
well. good bye. Mr.. Printer ! could
mol ihink Of having . good book done in
sueh : bed oties. Employ the devil
Oh dear,
II Tie Point Sstiled-Soms days sso.
Two hcneit boys fihe Emerald Isle Were
dispuling about their. respective religions.
Onessid The Catholic faith was the only
ifns doctrine, end The other. that . Cstho.
lie was net fitto 'hould candle 10 da
cent preisstsni.'
.DArinks on that, replied Bsrney.
We'll. - ov coorss hars heard ov ST
pauli
'Tro,h, and mighty good man be vas
too. rejoinsd Bsrney.
Didn't be write an Episils 10 the Re-
nansF
'Iseknowisdge That. replied Barney.
And now said Mike, bis eyes elis,en.
Iling with anticipated success. did We iver
hesfioy bis writing an Epistis 10 he Pro.
fssidntsr
'B.raey. III give |, up. Ysr bible
lsfnin is more nor mine. and now we'll
tskethe drinks.
81 should lits to know which way The
nind 10 vile 4
"Wsli. gel up add light the candle and
look in youfstfaH bed ~
In eur straw bed what do you
mean l"
'Yss--don't sirsws show which w.y
The wind blow,i"
go 10 ilssp. woman |"
Independence. - John. what have you
been doing = Fighting. TO be sure Il
What hsve you been fighting abouti y II
don't know. butt saw two boys fighting 10
ihe street, and one thing | can tell YOU
when see lighting going on. you don't
sateh me neutral. but will be ind.psn
dsat enough 10 fight on one side or the o.
thsr. whether ] believe i, /. right or not
Caurfiag. -Ah! SsNks, you are sieh i
slick gsl-hsighol a
La aini you ashamed, Jona,hani
b wish | was q ribbin-Sewke.
What ior-hey
Cos, may be you'd lie me round that
are nice. pretty little neck Of yourn land
isioai1 like 10 be-, darned il | should ct.
Q la-,here comes mo,her--run.
IJ = Il
Epfiaph Extraordinary -Thsfauowine
whin.ieal Epiisph was inscribed the
Tomb Of Dancing Master Il Brynylls ia
bFeskAockshire. England
MEMS life isa vspor,
And ful Of woes;
ne ests esptr, and
Dounhegest
f Iha editor Of the America DemecratI
says, that some editors are 10 the habit OF
putting esisksy in iheif ink, in order 10
give spirii 10 their editorials.
Some editors are also 10 The b abit OF put
ling whisksy down their lhroats. for The
same purpose.
& a gentleman lately complin snied-a Ia
dy on her improved sppearance. you
are gully 81 hsltefy,s sid The lady. Not
80. replied the genslemsn 1for vow yon
srs ssPirmp as a partridge al frsi..
rejoinsd the lady. I thought ron guilty 81
ilsitefy only. but now | 6ad you actually
make game Of me.
Hse and cty = This arose from The cir
cumsiance thai house painter gave III
,le fellow dab With his brush. and the
latter ran OF crying.
The less notice We take Of the unkiad-
nsss and injuries that are done u, The
more We sonsul, The quiet Of our minds.
irisi Gallaairy.--An Trishnan being
asked what hs thought Of pyroischnics.
replied thai the fireworks which pleased
bin most Gers ihe alshe, from The bril-
liaal eyes Of = pretty woman:
n DRY Nam -Cseres Mad has been
arrested = Bsl'irors for trying 10 murder
bis VII. The 1ilty sssesl
4 W.nl1n iu Ohio fceeniy applied for
! dlt1fss and one 81 he ptineipsI reasons
for 70 doing vas that Der husband snorsd
20 lona ihaI i Vas - possible % sleep.
wei, Susan. what a you now ,hiok
about Al married ladies being happy Z
AZ. ihiak there srs more siai thai Il.
Than |||IE that finf 81 81 ~ s -. -