The Sumter banner. [volume] (Sumterville, S.C.) 1846-1855, 1846-12-02
MISCELLANEOUS. i i
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3 THEsMANssWHosl2sri ii ono BoDYsKNEws.
One Of our business men, who has been
engaged son lie landing SO long that he
h Knows every body scom mParaiivelys and
III thinks every body knows him, had a pack
& esofSmnneysadd ddrcssed 10 his.cate, (which;
y he wa 81 tpedispose g Sofs according 20 direc-
y tioa. The money came on The LouisviIIe'
mail Boat and was in eharg of. .4the cletk.
The clerk sisione c those men ho thinks
I. The least said is easiest mended. andfin all
his transactions, he can get off within
4 nosyllables only. he seldom uses more,
and dEevsnsswiihF his laest cquain.ances, ],
hetissinost alway s extremely ,iacitufn. & -
break fast, our citizens addressed tie clerk.
5Swilhgswell, Mac, have you 60. q package
for me- zs .si. f3' !. q 5 s5s
6 have gos one for Mr. H. holling ii
up. !, I: 4: 81 .H z.
Yes; that's fur me- { B; Is
You mustgel somebody 10 say so, be- 8
fore ~ youI getiI tss ss25s. 3 s5 4
7 Ha !lla! Cha! don know. me;Swell,,t that's.
good sone. = 4. s 5; ,t.i q
know your face very well, bu. no.
your name. Isl ~ = ~ SssEs
THAT'S good ioke-do ont know, MI
well, no matter. here comes Captain A..
he'll tell you Who am. Captain ,swho am:
II .,5. t'ES 81
How The devil should 1 know exclaian,..r
{ ed the: captain, who is as blunt in his al I
dress as theiclerk. :. 4
S, Why, don't you .hnow me!' said II;
III donb.ipgly but with. a smile. I:
Saw you about ID G reat many times, but
don'tkno vou.' & 4
At this sjunc.ure asdrayman, who had
hauled many a load from The store of Mr..
III. .zcame ii. Onsthe moment he saw him,
-heSnppealedS to the clerk again with strong
confidence, and with "a little sternRess de.
manded his package. ! Turning 10 the,
drayman, he said: John, tell The clerk,
5auho ans!'
s. Ponmy soul, can't; know you very
vel, but never happened TO hear your
name called 7 as y, Il.
Getting afli.tle desperate just then, e
was about stoscurse the whole party, capt.
clerk and sdrayman, when gentleman
stepped on board, acquainted with both
parties, and Mr. II. was relieved from
peculiar situation. and The package was de.
Alivere1.a but he will not soon forget the
day that nobody knew him.
ss Cincinnati Gazette.
1He&OnlO tnteSJQurnalN says mere ID
womanin Pickaway county, in that Slate,
who weighs '464 pounds! She cannot dis
pose s.of herself in less than two chairs,
and would filllhree pretty we'll. She usu.
ally sleeps sin q large chair that she had
made for thai tspirpose--not being able to
sleep I'M bed a She isSnot married.
There's chance for three common men
tolake stock in saSw ife. sa
u 3
L4CoNIos EPIsTLEs.- Lord Broughan,' S
son, whosis yet q min9r, and consequently
dependent upon his fatherfor sippnrt. has
been noted somewhat of late fprshis a.ten.
tl0nto ayo1ng Actress of the French Thea:
ire. His,fatltsrs cent wrote lie follow
III yea ,losllol sl,iisss hss II stop your
allnwance.'',,ssss s5
Which5.lie son re Piled .5s..
'.IfsynnsdoS stloub blu III marry her ~ = !
The son will lsenjn5 asseatsinF ParIiamcnt
when he becomes sSoi ag ge.
The New.II Haven. Pallallium statessiha.
The commonsbeanleaf bruised and applied
10 COINS eyer BIZ s0ll gGings osbeds5is a
eertan.reme,ly for iissea Troublesome an
poyances, y