Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1846-10-10
EARLY DAYS.

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! important branch Ot thc liver, business. call
ii cleaning. considerably advanced nsSgl II. and
Who hdd several times. when witnessing my
! Singular skill aud deNteriiy Ia ia, u.s., oi the
| 'pade the dung fork amt jroo,u, promised me
promotion, as cuok' ; assistant. the Gtst vacan-
| - that Occurfcd; "Ncil Chief we had inst
returned from dog show; large dog; which
picked up certain pieces OF paper. with Ger
;ain figures upon Them, canls, dUminocs. etc.
at the cali oi ms master with uucrfing certain
ty;-Neu Chief" saws my little soft hearted.
thick headed. avarcious minded, hall iutux-
icated, wholly supcrstltlous, German benc-
factor who had not only honored IN. with
present of ticket 10 the Aforesaid dog cNhi-
Ditiou. bat accompanied me himself and had
actually treated me to glass OF cider spirits,
( TO the great cnvy OF GOdircd SdleCh. the Sc
cond hostleT, We'll Chief spose YOU tiuk
tad vas Grade show, pud dain nodiHa,s to vat
! - net IVA mine country. TCreS de blaze ware
I you see snniediugs vat mage your eyes open
! 50 tat YOU CANT she'i cm tOta wick la Ditch
! lont, Chef. We tout bet 40 tam Timmo, rads
nor FctcrilS nor assembly nor CoDkrCss nor
nan oi tad plutis uonkanss cicry this im a. law
lsh lun py Won man sadish lc ko cnich ofdur
vat chew gall dc King You scc in miuc
country tcy hav Won bet vat looks out for tc
hole policy but in tis tam COUNTRY etery pot
icy he want 10 pc het lnt tey iuut want no feet
Snowman To Frederic te pig, he kil oud tai lie
viii kit a grad,-beromaucv, as put oud pills
50 pig Is dook dc hole town Tor do raat en-;
aud ten dey all hat de- screatn - lout o. tey
could pciorc ;ey could be heard kase te lcticts
was 50 pIg. TIE whole oi he kings and &c roy
al iamiiies aud dc nJpiliues in all Europe Vas
ier. 1t. performance vas 10 pe kicn in house
tad vas 80 pig "a lis whole down. pig enough
To hold tousant million b-ublcs: tlrry beo- !
far all ..,tF
ondS ami shtones up lere hets--ic houss vas
~ pig tad to coaches aud &c hcs-cs came iu ic
rooms ant vent mp stase all Offer TO house init
cicry Boobies inSite OF 'cm. Vel tcy al kot
togeter eieg boobies oPut ,c otcrs all rount
de room; terc vas a great pie, vot You kali it,
rdii, IN e miilie; dis allin vas mile ant a
hail rount ant dFcc miles across, and To Whole
blaze vas lighted ~ ghosts lat HE'D all round
ant plowed cicry kind OF fire out of deere
ant de ecilin vas 50 high no poIy lac
eau see ,e dop 1t.
ANARlCB OUrWITrED.
Tn Case OF John Eyn, Esq. who, tho
worth upwards o. 10000, WAS convicted at
ihs Bailey, and sentenced 10 transportation.
iOr stealing eleven quires OF common paper
was rendered more memorable by the uprOs-
Iuuity II gave Julius 10 impeach the integrity
Ji Lord Mansfield, who is supposed To have
erred IN admitting hin Ia bail. An anecdu,el
related OF Mr Eyre, shows in striking man
ler the dcpr1yiiy of the human heart, and mas
lcip 10 account Tor the IN 'anncss OF the crime {
II which hc stood convicted An incl. ul
as, gentleman OF considerable property,
made his viii IA iavor Ola clergyman who Was
m lutlinutc ilcud, and committed IL, un
Known TO the rest OF his family, TO thc cusio IS
" thc divine. However not long before hls
iraih, he made another will in which be lett
ne clergyman only 50Ot., leaving the bulk OF
as large fortune 60 his nephew, Mr. Eyre.
Soon after lhe old genreman's death, MT
Eyre. rummagmg over his papers, ioult lis
last will, and pcrcciying the legacy OF 5OOi
IA n los the Clergyman without amy hcsiu-
non or scrurlc of conscience, he put IL in thc
iire, aud took possession of the whole effects
M consequence at bis uacic ing Supposed 10
have edintcstate The clergyman coming
Ia town soon alter Aqptrc iulo the circum
stances OF his OLD friends death AMI asked II
he had made ans will before be died Ca be.
ing Answered by Air. Eyre ~ lhe negative, ihe !
very cody put hi, hand in his
pocket, and pulled out the former will. which Z
had been cOmmit,N to his care, in which iSe
old gentleman had queathed him the whole
ct his fortune, amounting 20 several thou
s,nd pounds. excepting legacy OF 1901. 10
Mr.. Eyre.
Veil Chef, all al once terc WAS q crate ring
or ire ;, wife The whole celia, of cfery col
or vat Won can't tink; ten &c stars pcgin io
tall from ~ 81 dick ash e. suoW tails from t.
hrmassl, 30 puuiur icy vas all real shtars
Ch II. nome OF iesc tam yankee fireworks, tad
ssh all humpuOk Veil, It's Fillcilns hc acre.
tad lac viii perform al O'Clock II YOU It's
sspoint lem hugs, Chef les gu your bet ride
OF aud tun init IT, tcN toni shisn no tam
ngnsens". like lcscFalu yankee presidents vat
aiut no kings al all. Veil, S O'Clock bee cum
and ms tit,iiu4. Den g. hing he hit cot tam
MA h- SWEAR pig o,ts Nine O'Clock KUN
aud all al sunsc tain pix snake, m0Tc a.
mile loug he kun oud 0l te flool aud be twist
himself round aud round anj round t,li be- hit
clear up TO e. dop Of &c ceiling aud b. spit
golden thalcrs oil ol-r tr whole floor re
King he toni care tam bout oil dat; be sv ear
be- viii lal L. net oi Fiiclus ven he catch him.
cause be tout kan at . o'clock. Veil, pine
~ 0 O'Clock be kun and no Filtrlus. Fen
l. hing Kit up end swear plg outs, so tad he
make te hole house shake,
You see King Frederick be vas &c biggest
king Vat ever vas, BE- teal init o. teycl chest
like Fllteitus bot Filtciius yns &c snariesi: tad
max, tc king JEALOUS aud he want ~ Mt excuse
To- Kill Futciius. Vel, pimepy J. o'clocA he
4, kun Oup NO FIliellus len a. king oTtcT jc
4 het man, vat CUTS Oh de bets, 90 prilg his axe
and te piock cause Frcterick de- gyosseH he
understands ie black art, ant he Knows tad
{ FIltelius must pc dcfe lbs II O'Clock or else e.
: tcvel vail kit iui. Veil IL yasqulfcr to twelve
U and &c boobies vas ull Bs mat as lamnJshun
q aud te hing be swear 80 loui be- make an cert
= kake ami OF t. beoble lic kii ready 10 ko hone
g Ic king be- swear anuder pig U5iss tai tey
mush Keep still ten hos kan icar piu drop al
= otter &c house. Ten, by cot alnidey, ~ o.
!! clock he kuhn and before &C. lass lock be strike
e a man. bet dumped lfum ctilm IN fame ol
= piue ilrr aud tell upoa g. floor 20 e. loot OF e.
~ AtUr k.lur HrrfYrt.f ht ltkDar4 Ia fpttr a. e..
p tom bout tod but be viu bet tc hes OF Iiltel.
i iu. t-rr ,bs &C. bet riic at IT, foot of is hing
T. ic bet De- shpcak ant ha aIy cher, pc IS &,
~ teSCl t0nt you bick M up. pud los ull G,
a kiag lie teal nit o. iescl he's lpsi s0l vas &c
% kainicd vr &C. plstk orr aud vas Sch pil