Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1845-02-10


young lady as,onished party the o:hcr day
10y asking for the loan oil diminutive, asgentous,
truncaied cone, convex on is summit and semi
perforated with symmetrical indentatlons; or in 9th
words thmble.
a Western Printer, whose Office is Ia f mile
from any other building and who hangs his Sign
on the limb OF a tree, adverses for apprentice.
lie says-A boy from the country wonid be pre-
ferred'
A DIOCESE Pu,smED FOR TIE Sis OF BrsH
oP.-By The recent suspension of Bishop Onder.
donk, he is only prohibited from performing his
episcopal functions, but still holds his title and
erives his satdry; and new bishop can be ap-
pointed
vERY GRrrS-A grocer, not a hundred miles
from Mansfield Woodhouse, exhibited in his win
dow card, with the following, written in large
letteTs:-'Teas nhOm green On being told
Of tho error he wrote, Tens which has green
Enghsh Paper.
CURIous FINE.-The infant Prince, the Queen
last, was registered on the 24,h ult.. in the names
OF Alfred Ernest Albert. More than six weeks
having elapsed. the young gentleman's parents
were compelled by law to pay a tine of Is. ID. for
omission.
Sleep is deaths younger brother, and SO much
like him that never trust him without my prayers.
Sir. 7. Broom.
Clay md lady, aud the Hon. Theodore Freling-
huysen, have been made life members of the Ash
bury Missionary Society of Baltimore.
fRIcE OF kIs..--The Norwalk Ohio Exami-
ner, states that man 'pretty well how come you
so,' was recently arrested and fined So and costs
for kissing girl on the walk without consent.
POPULATION or THE UsITED STATES "A tabu-
lar view of the progressive population of the Uni
ted States the year 1901 has been recently pub
lished in the National lntelligencer. ii is from
the pen of William Darby. The table contains in
iernal evidence Of accuracy tar the nature OF
A. Id, ..It h ,..I,e In.Ie
ling. Tho calculation commences with the year
1870. Between that year and 1870, the popua-
:ioa OF the Union was more th,n quadrupled'-
This increase was made under difficulties some Of
which no longer exist, and others which have been
essened in heir deterioratng effects. The once
terrible danger of savage warfare is now only mat
ter Of history; the hardshps and privations of la
Dor Jesse ned by the discoveries and inventions
of science, and the elements of civilized life al
most indefinitely increased in numbI and power.
The mean ratio of increase during the fifty year:
from 1879 to 1870 it appears from the elaborate
calculations OF ME. Darby, was 4,342. This ra
ito WAS then used to dedpce the decennlul numbers
from l540 to 1901, and The product of the compu
ta,ion gives for that year population OF lOl 1853,
&S6 This is no doubt moderate estimate.
The number Ct inmates in tie New York Pen
Tertiary is l4l9, showing an increase CT 900 skas'
July last. OF them 1913 are foreigners. The mum
Der OF prisoners and paupcrs, : 1914, showing al
increase since July last, of nearly 1000.
CuRious nice cal 'ulaiIon has been male b,
late accurate phllologit, that there are 5000
words IN common use in England, which do no
appear in any dictionary of the language.
Some time ago al Munich, a grl six years o
age was placed as dead in an open coffin, in wha
is called the hall OF deah, preparatory to intcrmeni
On the following day she was found playing wit
the white roses which had been s'rewed over her
The keeper of the hall took her in his arms, ant
earned her to her mother. In France (says tn
PTesSe, which mentions this tacO, where there !
no prccautionaT, measure of this kind, the chill
would have been burned alive,
CHE Br.ist,s os LirE.-The power Of any sin
gle individual is 10 most cases small, and the con
erquencc OF his eDdeavors lmpcrceptbe IN gen
eral prospect Of the world. An eloquent write
rayt, Providence has given no man ability TO d
much, tina: something ght be left for every MAJ
10 do. The business ct lite is carried on by gen
crsl cooperation, in which the part OF any singl
man can he more distinguished, than the effect 4
particular drop when the meadows are loaded b.
summer shower; yet, every drop increases III
inundation, and every hand adds TO the happiness
or misery of mankind.
There Get OF knaves in Philadelphia VIII
60 about and impose themselves upon Creduou
people as their relatives. a few days ago fellow
almost persuaded an old couple that he was hei
.on, who had been absent irom home nine years
lie was detect d and kicked into the street; bu
managed, before leaving, 10 steal 4 handkerchief
and quarter OF dollar.
SINGULAR DEATH.-A woman who lived IN tn
family OF Randall Angell Bur,lc, X. |. was kllle
last week, in the following singular manner.-Sh
was picking up chips when large ram, attTacte,
by her black cap, ran against her head, and but
ted her SO violently that she died IN a few minutes
Bleop RoyAL AMONG THE OrERAryES.-W
are eEcdihly Ifor-ssd that ,heTs Is at the prrscn
time at the Mount Savage Iron Works near Cum
berland, empl 'yed as commoR nssebanc, sol
OF one OF the English Royal Dukes, If not OF tn
late King, who after having served as a naval Off
ccS and been in the employ OF the British govern
ment as an engineer OF public works, was, throug
some unfortunate occurrence, obliged to take rel
ugc IN tins country some years since, under an as
sumed name. lie has married a very respectable
lady OF Allegheny county, and has large family
lie was tecognized recently by gentleman VII
was hts classaaate st Eto,, where he was know
as the young Count de la Couch. VIVA, the cir
eumstances was that has been the cause of his com
ing TO the country, under ucosnio, has no, trans
pired, but II is believed be some offence gwen Il
the Duke Of Cumberland.-Bah, SRR.
JupicuL DECISION. Some time go a slave es
capped from Kentucky to Ohio. lie was pursue,
and overisken. Some of the OHIO eboIiseais,s re
posed TO buy him. His master acceded TO their pro
position, and took their bond Tor $500 Suhse
quently they refused payment, alleging tina, in tn
contemplation of the laws Of Ohio, they had receiv
ed no consideration. The case recently came be
tore the Supreme Court at Chico,he, and the Coar
decided that the Keniuekian was entitled 10 hi
money,
An old lady having heard somebody say-"th,
walls were very irregular" remarked-"lt wal
jas, so IN my young days, no trusting any OF then
far woIds,"