Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1845-04-30
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CURTAIN LECTURES IN THE BLACK NAIL FA-
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Nov, Mr.. y. doat complain hst your bleeds aud
your head sches ibid you not 20 sleep until came
10 bed; 80 keep wids swsks. cay. until yoa hear ou:
there now-sspe. gspe cape. You up late last
and who isd yoa. cir. " up but no. you would up
you ~oald not lssvs and Sissor Masu6eo finish
our Duet and bsrosroles-you hung until midnight;
was ashamed VI your VI manners, Mr. b; yoa shall
pay fos u u h eleven, aad ssep Tor you until
twelve; doat turn rousd Mr.. b., and pull the niyhtcsp
you shall, or I'll give you u my gentle punks under
the rbs There now you ill attention. you very
well; that's good creature. Now. my dear Mr.. D..
II h time Ia talk OF our Biennial Trip TO Europe-don
stare OF squint swfay IL say "Trip 10 Europe ,o
Europe do you hear me. Remember our marriage con-
tract one summer hefvi watering places the other
tho continent What's that you say, Mr.. b. it amt con-
vsnea chs season. and pray Why mott Oh, you can't
Afford IL, can't you You to 70 again 10 Rock
way very well. well, Mr.. have my old quart
crs there-l can have my old ends, NJ. b. can assure
you on he beach, Mr. B. aud take duck In the surf
NJ moonlight, Mr.. B.-you understand Oh ,ou didu,
mean nt-wsl WELL my dear. forgive you but for
our European jaun, dearoe that's good creature Your
nerves shake stay I'll give yol ten drops Of assn
fniida-theIc. be composed. Well, as was saying We
must prepare before tho approaches our tp;
don't want much prepsrston--a few hundred dol
lars At Mrs. Smes, will do until arrive n Paris; don't
grumble about tho expense Mr. b. don't sgh aud puike
the elephant in the menagerie; sell furniture
and pictures and raise tho wind for trip and that will
Afford good excuse when retasn 70 to house
keeping again. We sead daft Jamie 10 boarding.
sshoo'-desrsee. can't vel Howl what's shsrf Sell my
plate and jewels and beautiful thnxs that the divine Fanny
Elser presented mo With How dare YOU Mr. B. make
such an insulting proposslf No. sir shall wear them
jewels Ut the Tuiileres, when wits Looey Fiup; and
now whS think OF IT, did get those letters of intro
ducton which you taid you would make Polk .ve v, a,
Mr.. King the minister No you didn't hsy7 Iu Jus, like
you; you're all puff and CANNON, MIR. B,ak big in tho
pspef, but mcie Jerry Sneak among your bettsn-
Now donrt be dozy MIR. b., amt half done aud if you
snore again when settling the affairs Of the nauou
yoa GET tina, punk in the left side which you Howl
rh-fT Ia ssn L.-s.
IL sn't, snt And what you know about politics
but what taught youf When did you ever miss except
ing when following your own counsel, Mr. b. You are
Tool, Mr. B.-you always commttif some net of
folly-slwuys exhibiting your long cars Didn't you make
Major Noah Consul 10 lchaboe How dare you part with
that Office until you asceriained whether might have
desired u rs summer residence You know my passion
tor fertns aud who knows but Guano might have been
good for your lungsi Now. DO sit up bi Mr. b. Your
head aches, does III Here take suuT OF my bottle of
Feas de ps-h was present from Pico-there, ihsrs
good creature Now then tor the grand coup de maia
WHATS that, Mr.. b. Arai-one Of our black mail in,i
mates. No one, hope, hears You know Jamie dear
mat neher oil US are Americans, or feather for the
country beyond what we can make out Of H.. When we
gets TO London let's sell ourselves To the ministry Oh
thrt awakes you, Mr.. B. There now throw away tina,
nShcap brush up that pepper and salt hair OF yousnow
YOU look like yourself again. How sha 20 about in
Oh the easiest thing in the world my love- call ON our
FRIEND Lord Northumberland hin, Of the nine columns
we published in favor ol the British side Of the Queson
and the two columns the American side Of the Boundary
dispute He may forget it, you saw and pretend moi ~,
know us Pooh! pooh. refresh his recolecuon-tel him
he must remember when friend Mr. Buchanan called
and paid for II advertisemeni-and u very good ad
vertisemen IL wac; OH you shake your head, Mr.. B.
what memory have got. Now listen: tell Mr. Peels
agent that You control this administration; that you can
make Polk take what please the Oregon and
Texas question that he and his whole cabinet are under
your thumb and when he down handsomely with
the dust do begin your grand series Of letters from the
continent aud who knows dearec but may
10 the Qleen-iheres an honor and you know, Jamie
I'm entitled 10 II in my right, you published once
that descended from the Duke of Argyle and my un
Gle was Lord Mayor OF Dublin. Lord, what Q whopper
Well whether the Goldfish arisiocracy VI New York
will refuse Ia Invite their surecs when We come back
II il should fail say you Fail and with me rs your adj
viser' Nonsense, It can't fail. Had you followed my
Counsel would not have been kicked OF Oonnes
presence But Mr.. b.. another thought strikes me-who
are We TO leave in charge OF the Black Mail Department.
WHAT no onel You can't any one with the saodus
opsTaHdn Nonsence, Mr.. B.they all understand il, nd
will be cheated ont Of honest gains; here's Tagb
oni coming; the French Opera from New Or, aus lots Of
singers and actors aud here TO have a rummaRe
their iewey boxes; then there banks. bankrupt
cy, Wall street. gamblers, and hundreds Of items TO be
squeezed, and we not here. l tell you jamie, we must
leave confidential friend in charge OF the Black Mail de-
partmen and him before Recorder Tamsdee that
he will make and faithful return Of all goods and
chatles collected So deee, go slee p aud the
rest Tomorrow night.