New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-04-04

PQShG.-Tne end OF his hOnor5 more dLStan
than the ends OF the Earth and the catalogue o
his glorious deeds Is brighter than the hrnainel! o
Heaven
Drag0nan (to the TraveIeI]-The Pasha con
graduates your Exccllency.
Iiucster.-About Goldborough The deuce he
does but want 10 get al his views IN relation tC
the present state OF the Ottoman EmpIIe tel Mn
the Houses OF Parliament have met, and thai there
has been Speech from the throne, pledglng Eng
laRd TO preserve the integrity OF the Su.tans DO
mlnlons.
Dyagoman Gothic Pasha) This branch OF Mud
connie, this possible policeman OF Bedtordshlre
informs your Highness ;lat in England the talking
houses have met, and tha; the Integrity OF the sui
tan's domlnlons has been assured for ever anc
ever, by speech from the velvet char.
Pasta Wonderful chair. Wonderful houses
whrr whirr, all by wheels-whiz, whiz, all by
steam wonderful char! wonderful houses won
derfulpeoplr ,-whiu! whirr abby wheels-whlz
whiZ, all by steam,
Trareier TO the Dragoman) What does the
! Pasha mean by the whizzlng he does not mean
! 10 say, does he, that our Government Will ever
! abandon their pledges 10 the sultan!
DrGgomG,.-No, your Exceliency; but he says
the English talk by wheels and by steam
Iraocler-That's an exacgeIa,lon; but say that
the English really nave carried machinery TO great
perfection; tell the Pasha (he II be struck with
ihai) that whenever have any disturbances TO
put down, even u two or three hundred miles
from London, can send troops by the thousand,
TO the scene OF action, III d few hours.
Drdgoman recovering has temper and freedom OF
speech) His Excelency, this Lord OF MudcOmbe,
observes TO your Highness, that whenever the
IRISH or the French. or the indians rebel against
the English whole armies OF soldiers, and bngades
of artillery are dropped into mighty chasn called
Euslon SQUARE and in the biting OF o cartridge
they arise up again IN Manchester, or Dublin, or
Paris, or DELHI, and utterly extermnate the enc
mics Of England from the face OF the EARTH
DuchO lnnU i'll know all--ihe particulars
have been faithfully related to me, and my mind
comprehends locomotives. The armies CT the
English ride upon the vapors of boiling cauldrons
and their horses are flaming coas,-whrr, whlr !!
all by whees!-whzl whlz by steam
ITarctcr TO ms Dragumdn) i Wish 10 h I'VE the
opinion OF an unpreudiccd Ottoman gentleman,
as to the prospects OF our English commerce and
manufactures: Just ask the Pdsha 10 give me his
views on the subject.
Pasha (aiter having received the communica-
ton of the Dragoman)-The ships OF the English
swarm like flies; their printed calcoes cover The
whole earth, and by the side of their swords the
blades of Damascus are blades oi grass All India
Is but item IN the Ledserbooks OF The Mer-
chants whose iumber-rooms are filled with ancient
ihrones,-whirr whiu! all by wheels !-whiz !!
whz! all by steam!
Dracoman The Paslla compliments the cutlery
of England, and also the East India Company.
T'raUeicr-The Pasha's right about the cutlery
q tried my scimltar with tie common officers
swords belonging 10 our fellows at Malta. and they
cut il like the leaf OF d NOVEL;. We'll Go the
Ilrasoman), tell the Pasha am exceedingly graft
fed 10 find that Lc eneItans such high opinion
oil our manufacturing energy: bat should IKE Inn
to know, though, that we have got something IN
England besides that. These foreigners are always
fancyiuS that we have nothing but ships, and rail-
ways and East India Companies; do Just tell the
Pasha that our rural districts deserve his attention,
and that even within the last Two hundred years,
there has been an evident Improvement IN the cul-
ture of the turnlp, and II he does not take any IN
teres abou, that al all events you can explain that
we have our virtues in the country-ihat The British
yeoman is still thank God the British yeoman;-
On and bv the nv, whilst YOU are about II, you
may as well say that we are trull-teiling people,
and like the Osmanees, are ialthiulln the perform
ance of our promises.
PQsla CATER hearing the Dragoman) Is true,
it is true through all Ferlnghlstan the English
are foremost aud best Tor the Russians are driiec
swine, and the Germans are sleeping babes, and
the Italians are the servants OF Songs, and the
French are the sons OF Newspapers. and the Greeks
they are weavers of lies, but the English and the
Osnlanlees ale brothers together IN righteousness;
Tor the Osraanlees believe IN one only God ana
cleava TO the Koran, and destroy idols; so do the
English worship one God, and ahominate craven
images and tell the truth, and believe In Il oooA,
and though they drink the Juice OF The grape, yet
TO say that they worship their prophet as God or TO
saw that. they are caters Of pork, these are les
hes born OF Grccks, and nursed by Jews!
D,oComan The PaSha compliments the English
Tyure!,y (rlsine) Well We had enough OF this.
Tell the Pasha am greatly obliged 10 him for his
hospitality and still more for his kindness IN iur-
nisbing me with horses, and say that now must
be off.
Pa<ia CATER hearing the Dragoman, and stancing
up on his Dvan Proud are the sIr5s, ana blessed
are the dams OF the horses that shall carry ms TX
cellencv 10 the end OF his prosperous Journey.-May
the saddle beneath him glide down 10 the gates ct
the happy city, like u boat swimming on the ih!fd
river OF Paradlse.-Aiay he sleep The sleep OF a
child, when his friends are around him' ana me
flame red through he darkness-more red than The
eyes OF ten tigers !-tareweii
D,ugoman The PaSha wishes your Excellency
pleasant Journey
So ends the visit
Oh, let me be charitable 10 all who WRITE and
to all who lecture, and TO ali who preach, since
even |, n layman not forced TO wfite at al, can
hardly avoid Ginning IN WIKI some tuneiul cant
have had the heart 10 talk about the pefncious
effects Of the Greek holidays, 10 which owe some
of my most beautiful visions! / Will let he words
stand, as an humblng proof that | am SUBJECT 10
that mmutable law which compes a man win
pen IN his hand 10 be uternS every now ana tnen
some sentiment not his own II seems as though
the power OF expressing regrets and desires 10y wri
len symbols were coupled with condition that the
writer should from time 20 time express Inc regrets
and desires OF herpeople-as though. Ike trench
peasant under the old regime, one were pound 10
perform certain amount o! work upon the pup1lc
highways rebel as stoul.v as can against thlS
horrible coryc--I try not 10 deceive you-l Try 10
set down the thoughts which are fresh within me;
and NO, to pretend any wishes, or sriets, which
do not really feel; bu, no sooner do cease from
watchfulnesS III this regard, than my rsht mana IS
as II were. seized by some false demon, aud even
now, Won see, have been forced 70 put down such
words and sentences as | ought 10 have written Il
really and truly had wished TO disturb the SAINTS
DAYS of the beautiful Smymotes!
Which, Heaven forbid! for as You move
through The narrow streets OF The city. at these
times OF festival, The ,ransoui-shaped windows Siis
pended over your head, on either SIDE, are hsied
with the beautiful descendants OF the Old lonian
race. ali (eyea wonder Empress that sits throned
at the window Of that humblest mud co;tasel are
alfred with seeming masniicence Their CLASSIC ass nc
heads are crowned with scarlet, aud ioaGed WIN
;ewels. or coins OF eold-ihe whole wealth OF the
wesrers :%-their features are touched with savage
Mcneil. which harlens the outlse OF eyes and eye