Mississippi Democrat. (Carrollton, Miss.) 1844-18??, 1845-12-10

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lookin gals was standing in the door, fac
TO face holdin up the door posts with ihei
backs, latin, and castn sly looks into lh
house. 10 was a standin in the hous
helpin the gals to hold the lacins up, al
wnkn at the felers in The yard an grin
! min. Julie, she bounced OF Jest like a bal
Of wool rolls, and htched my bark ma
I chine up TO a sapin that warn't skinned
so he'd git a craw-flll Of fresh bark aforc
mornn. give julie kiss to sorler mo
lily my natur and put hir in heart like, anC
in we walked. alley! hurrayn said the
boys; my gracious!" said the gals, " G
here aint Dick and Jule!n list like VIC
hadn't been rite thar only last Saturday
mite. swell, | know wen have a reel
7 nowm " Hurraw!--go it while you're
young" "Hurraw for the birthstone
klln-every manpraise bis own country p
"Clear the ring" Misses Spraggins,
drive out these drafted tow-headed brats OF
yourn-giye rooml" Whoo-o.oop-ie I!
whor's that jug of bad-face, and that gourd
Of honeyl Jim Smith, hand over that
spoon, and quit licking it." You, Jake
Synder, don't holler so p says The old
'oman-"why, you are worse nor a pant
er." "Holler! why | was Jest miisperaag
70 that gall on the bed--tgtoo oo.oop! now
Pm beginning to boiler! Did you hear that,
| Misses SPraggins. and be darned 10 your
bar legsl You'd mako nice hemp.brhke,
you would" "Come here, Suse Thomp.
son, and let me pin your frock behind
your back looks adzactly like blaze on
white ak!' "My back aint muffin to you,
Mr.. Smartyr' "Bill Jones, quit smashin
that ar cats tailw "WelI, let her keep
her tail clar of my ant killers!'' "lIet
Coins, stop tumbin that bed, an lie your
sock!" "Thankee, marin, it's longer
siockin than you've got-look al aW--
"Hello, there, Civ us "Forked Deer" old
fidde-toazer, or III give you forked lie.
min! Ar you a goin to tum tnm on that
old pot-gnited pine box of fiddle all mite,
sag" "Giye him a suck at the Jug, and
a lick at the patent bee.hiye-it'll lie his
elbows" misses Spraggins, you're a
boss! cook on, don't mind met didn't
aim 10 slap yoH; it was Sue Winters
'Ddatcd to hit; but you stopped so fair"
" Yes, and IFS well for your good looks that
you didn't bit to hurt me-" "Turn over
them rashers of bacon, they're burnin p
" Mind your own business, Bob Profit,
I've cooked for frolicks aorc you wore
breeches--so Jest hush and talk 10 Manh
Griffin--look! she is reckoning to youl'
4" Pm not, marin! il he comes near me I'll
uniinl his drafted neck No sech fool that
when a gall puts her arm round his neck
will break and run, shall look at me, that's
fiat Go and try Liz Holdenp' "rhank
ye, marin, ! don't take your Ieavins,n says
Liz, her face lookin like a full cross Be
tween a gridron and stee-trap.
"Whoop! hurraw Gether your gals for
a breakdown Give US Forked Decrr
f" No, give US Natchez.under-the-h
ooh, give us Rocky mounting or Miss. |
es McCloudp" 90 Misses McCIoud' be
darned, and Rocky Mounting too ! Jest
give us
80, Mr.. Reyel, did you ever see the deylg'
Thar! that's it! Now make brake
--taagl Thar is a break Ia strings gone
thar'il be head broke afore long :" "Giy |
him goss--no Civ him horn and every
time he stops repeat The dose, and nary
mother string III brake to-nie. Tink. |
tong ling.tong! all rite Now 20 III"
and if | know what goin is, we did go it.
About midnte, Misses Spriggins sung
out " stop that ar dancin and come and gel
your superb II was sol IN the yard
on table made Of forks stuck in the
ground and plank Of the stable loft, with
sheets for table cloths. Wo had danced,
kissed and drank ourselves into a perfect
lhrashin-machine appetite, and the yittas
hid themselves in a way quite aarmin 10
iayern-keepeFs. 10 sung out "nives is
scace, so give what thar is to the gas, an
let the balance use their paws--they was
invented alore knives, emmy how. Now.
gents, jest walk into the fat Of this land!
Pm sorter afeerd the honey won't last, but
the liquor will, ftkink, 50 You men when
you drink your'n rnn and kiss the gals for
sweetnn--lel them hive the honey, il be.
longs to them, naturally" "Hurraw, nv
Joe yon know how 10 do things rite !" :
8 Well, | rayther think do; | never was
rong bat onst in my life, and then mis-
took a camp.meelng for political speech.
flying, so rid up and axed the speaker
how much Tariff there was on rot gutg
and he said about here there appeared 10
be none!' That rayther sot me, as | was
right smarly smoked myself, Just at thai
lime. ] Ind enough liquor plumb in me
10 swim skunk, so | come agin at him.
| axed him 'who was the biggest fool the
bible told OFF an he said Noah for he'd
get titep ! thought, mind only thought,
he mite be pokin his dead cat al somebody
what lives in this boiler; felt my brisiles
a raisin my jaclSel-back up like tent
cloth so axed him If he'd erer seed nle