The Yazoo Democrat. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 1844-18??, 1845-01-28

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+ Therefore those Of our subscribers who fail to
receive the 'Demoerat' after the ensuing week
may console themselves with the reflection that
they shave not paid the printer" tits an ordi-
nation Of the Creator that "matter" should keep
in constant metion--its different parts in eter-
nal opposition, and strife for mastery. Change
is constant continual--ever progressing never,
never ceasing One portion of matter no sooner
passes from our vision ere its position is re-hlled
by another. Death may through fell disease
thin the social circle-yet the departed earth is
scarce hid from our view before new faces break
upon the sight, and the yearDing of friendship
finds fit communion in stranger bottom. The
| Universe is one great--mighty WHOLE-one
ENDLESS ETERNITY. "The beginning and
end" The laws that govern and keep in exis.
tence this constant movement, has invested in
each atom Of matter an instinct that for self
preservation makes it strive for mastery. To
keep up existence no void must be allowed to
exist. Permit the existence Of that void and
failure must palsy the efforts of the mightiest--
Napoleon by not having a counter current of
gold-lost Gouche-lost Waterloo-and by his
failure rivetcd in closer embrace, despotism over
the whole of Europe. This fact established,
that unceasinS opposition alone keeps up exs'
tence, we then will turn to our own affairs
We furnish to our subscribers ffty-lwo copies
of the tYazoo Democrat' for three dollars
Observe, when the first No. is m. led there must
exist a void--three dollars will Gil that void. But
the money is not sent, therefore, the three dol
lars consume 6fty-twO Nos. of the "Democrat,"
and the "Democrat' amt consumed any of the
three dollars. Power, of course, is with the dol
lars. You see, the dollars without even strain.
ing sinew have overpowered the "Democrat,'
the result must be, a ''blow upm The 'Dem-
ocrat' is ost-goes off at tangent thrO' space,
and the THREE DOLLARS merrily gingle in
the pocket Of the subscriber. Is this fairs it
JUST is it honest? SeI-PIescrvation says NO!
Let the "Democrst" eat away at the cellars,
and let the dollars eat away at the "Democrat."
Thus you see-if both sides have fair play--they
both live, exist, and are Of mutual benefit and
advantage TO each other. Order Flles--harmo-
ny presides over the affairs of both. Long &C
quaintance results in cOurtship-c ourtship even
I tuates in marriage. And the subscribers and
the "DemOCrar' are both happy-live blissfully
together, and together quietly shuttle off the NOR
tai coil. Thus you see, how much happiness
f might re brought about if you would but forl
, over them are THREE DOLLARS!
c But you WON'T pay up! Then we must par
}. the best Of friends must part sometimes. A
$ it must be SO, then let us part with good feeling
e and be funny too, Good bye-ha! ha! ha!!--th,
$ loss Of two dollars by each of you, Boys, make
;. our laugh sound with IA heightened, drizzled ant
!. squeezed up hsOwness. He, he, he! "Quit tina
a n-e-ouw!" However--here we go! live bust
we wash our hands OF the whole affair. On you
? heads rests the whole responsibility. You alont
!. are the only sufferers. AS for ourself we cal
n earn a livelihood at ''press," or "case," in an,
. city in the Union. Instead of riding through
the county, soliciting subscribers, six months ago
, we should have kept to our "case,n picking VI
I type, and saved the money we have had to pay
for horse-fecd II we burst it s this fault alone
: that will have bnrsted us. And not By any
p thing that we have written, said, or done-that,.
the talk. Stand up to US, somebody! 0cTWe
would request few of our advertisers to PAY
: UP! We owe widow lady for two months
4 boa d, and fifteen dollars for House Rent PAY
. UP! -or--We will GRIT
q our Teeth Don't you feel honest! We think
we'll get som ebody into "sweat'-then hey for
the 'pswterlinktums!' the "dibsp 'the "dimes >,
the "silver?' the "gold n'-and mo SHIN
D PLASTERS'-or crippled "whig'' or "Bank
Democrat" PROMISES TO PAY!
: Observe, John Quincy Adams--that sanct-
$ fed and sanctmOnious bypOcrite, so much lau-
E ded BY certain wight who got bis head wsdged
= into "gold-vass" from whence arose sweet
scented elders that softly breathed Of dainty wines
and mued claret. This-onee President tbro,
bargain and intrgue--thiS holy, holy saint, in
: his bunsng efforts to avoid Seylla runs afoul Of
Charybdis. lie gets himself into sweat Of holy
| horror against the Pope, and for shelter flies
; right TO the arms Of England-embraces both
} CHURCH and QUEEN! Go told Adams.
You may yet eclipse the glory acquired by the
mighty intellect Of Wilson Shannon or a DUFF
Green! But friends, come and let US reason to-
sether. Twelve days since, we counted ~ the
number Of SIXTY steamboat accidents that
had occurred on the rivers OF the Southern Stntss
during the proceeding forty days. At the
time Of their commencement a JAR vibrated
from The Halls Of Congress through the whole