The Ripley advertiser. [volume] (Ripley, Miss.) 1843-1897, 1845-06-28

YOU as well as ds. lhs.'s al, Nv, u sbsll, soms
day, I'm d.isnn,ned.
"I'm ,u'e Tho house will not DO swss, Cor a
month. Al tho curtains ara poisooed With
smohr; snJ whs's more with The ilI,besi smoke
! over knew. 1aks'em dorm then, Yes, Ne oil
very wen iosyou 10 say, take'em down, but hey
we're only cleaned add put up q month ago. but
they a careful w,Ie's lost on YOU, Mr.. Csudle,
You ough, 10 have married so,nebody who'd lat
your house 90 10 wreck and ruin. ~ I will for
the ipiufe Pcop'c who don't care fos ihc,, fam.
hes are better though, oI than those who Do 1
I've long found Gu that.
"And wha, . condition the earpe,'a H., TLsv,ys
taken I've pounds out Of n, ia farbnv. Win
their ihl,y boots, aud don't know whs, h.'
side-' Mud then the smoke IN the hearth ,u,
and large ciDdcr hole burnt m ~ I never saw
sucb house IN my III, II yon wanted TO nav.
lew ircnds, why couldn't You inyito ,em q h.,,.
your wifu's Ut home, like any other mat o,,
havc'em sncsklng in, like ase, of houscb,caL'
era, directly a woman turns her back. Tuov
must be pretty gentlemen, they must, meal,
fellows, that are afraid 10 face n woman, H.,
and YOU call yourselves the lords Of creai,oDl I
should on y like 10 SEQ hat would b,cone o.,
the creation. ii you were left to yourselye,l A
pretty picket creation would be in very soor.
"You mus, all have been 10 nice condi,io,
What did you say You fook nsdin.! TOR
nothing didn't you! I'm sure there's such ,
regiment Of empty bottles, hav ut had the
heart TO count 'em. And punch, TOO, you mus,
have punch! There's hun dred hail lemons
in the kitchen, if there's ore; for Sasar, ike a
good girl, kept 'em 10 show 'em TO me No. or.
Susan shani hape tie house! What do von
say' She has no tightto tell t,ieSl and nm nil
be master IA yoar ooa hoaSei--W Won't II
you don'i alter, Mr.. Caude, you'll soon have no
house to be master u. A whole loaf of sugar
did leave in the cupboard, aud now there is'ot
as much as would i'll tea cup. Do you SUP.
pose I'm to ii I'd sugar FIR fly men!--Wha, do
you say! There cas'm.ffg That's no m,t
ter; the more shame Tor EN-, sir. I'm sure they
drank enough for fifty. Do you suppose I'm to
Housekeeping money! You didn't oh INST
Don't you ask me! You de; yop know you do;
for if | only want shilling extra, the house is
in blaze. And yet whole loaf Of sugar can
you throw away upon--No, 10 mi be still;
and 'front.' lei you 60 to sleep. lfyou'd got to
bed at proper hour last night, you wouldn't
have been sosleepy now. You can sit up halt
The GIT with pack Of people who doa'l care
for you, and your poor wife can't get in a word!
/ "And there's that China image had when
was married. wouldn't have taken any sum
o. money for 1t, and yon know it-and how do l
fGd il! With its pr C Gus head knocked off,
And what was more mean, contemplate than
al besides, it was put on again, as if nothing had
happened. You ne,o nothing about az Now
how can you lie there IN your Christian bed,
Caudle, and say thaI You know that fellow
i Pretyman, knocked off TIE head with the poker.
You know that he did. And you hadn't the
fee ng-yes, viii say it,--you hadn't the feel
ing 10 protect what you knew was precious 10
me. Oh no. il the truh was known. you were
very glad to see it broken for that very reason
p avery way, I've been insulted. should
like TO know who II was WHO corked whlskers
f on my dear aun's picture! Oh! you're laugh.
J ing, are you! You're mol laug hing! Don't tell
+ me that. | should like to know what shakes
the ed, Their, il you're not laughing? Yes, cork.
Y ed whskers on her dear face,--and size was
0 good soul TO you, Caudle, and you ought 10 be
ashamed Of yourself 10 see her i'll used. Oh,
you may laugh! | only wish you'd little feel.
ing, like other people, that's all.
= "Tben there's my China mug-ihe mug had
. before was married-when was happy crea-
ture. should like to know who knocked the
, spout off that mug! Don't tell me it was crack
ed before--it's no such thirg. Caudle; there
wasn't flaw in i'--and now, could have cried
j.. when | saw it. Don't tell3me il wasn't worth
LWOpcUC. IluW W yhu huOW! lou ucNeT UuV
mugs. But that's like mer; they think nothing
in house costs anything.
i; "Thcre's four glasses broke, and nine crack
If ed. At least that's all I've found out at pres.
/; en': but / dare say shall discover dozen TO-
morrow.
.'And should like TO know where the cotton
Z umbrellas gone to-and should like 10 know
+ who broke the bell pul--and perhaps you don t
know there's a leg offa char,-and perhaps
Here" says Csudla, "Morpheus came to my
aid, and slept: nay, II think snored."