Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1845-01-16
BY GEO. II. BEAMAN.

excuse me, lam much Obliged to you.
don't require IT. oh, yes. you do,
. my dear friend, nc says, and he ussxts
ready Tor the operation If you dare
do mat says dy, I'll knock YOU down
You Scoundrel, and TIN man that
what lay down stand on 'Nou
had better get up first. my good frict.d.
says the spider a-laughin' You must
b. bled YOU must pay damages : and
he blccds HIM, and blccds him. and
blceds HIM, I'll he gasps for breath, and
feels iaintn' come on Let me 90
my good Teller says poor ~, and |
Will pay YOU literally. Pay y says
spipcr; you miserable, oncircumsised
wretch, you have nothin' lett to pay
with take that, aud he gives him
the last dig, and fly is n gone coon
bled TO death
The politician, the lawyer, and the
spider, they are all alIke--they have
the 'maneuvcring cve.' Beware of
these, tell you. Mind your eye. Wo.
men Is more diibculter suit 10 read than
men, because a smilin' comes as nate
raj 10 them as suction to a snipe
Dom the agreeable is part OF their na-
tur, specially alore folks, (for some
times they do the dell at home) The
eye tho IS the thing to tell EN- by-i,s
/ inlalible, that's iact.-Thcre is two
sorts of women that have the mancu-
verng eye one that's false and lnpru.
dent, and tother that's false and eau
tious The first Is soon found out, by
them that live much with them but
defy old Scratch himself to 6ud the
other out without mindin his eve |
knowed two such women toSlickvillc
oncwas all smiles and ornccs, oh She
was rs sweet as candy oh dear, how
kind she was She used to kiss me
and once gave me the astmv for n
week, she Rugged me So. She called
me dear Sam, always.
oh Sammy, dear, SAYS she, 'how
do you do : How IS the dear oldMinis-
ter, and the Colonel, your father is he
well ? Why don't you come rs YOU
used TO did to seeus ? Will you stay
TO dinner to day do that's rood
fellow. thought you was offended
you staid away SO long We'll,
don't care If | do says !, seem that
have nothin above particular to do ;
but must tilivatc upa lcctlc first, SC
III just 20 into the boys room and
smarter bit Well when goes ill.,
] could hear her, thro' the partition
I say, What possesses that critter &c
l. of ha (.
, bo,herin' ofus, or else that stupid old
Minister comes n prosin and potter
r. in all day: and as for his father he i.
r the biggest fool in the whole State, ch
!. Heavens and aiIth, how curlcd III
wardly ] felt up at an ccnd. Faith
T. or the biggest fool IN the State, Oh !'Nt
. YOU are mistaken there, old crocodile
. saws to myself Fathers own sol
n is the t1lIcst fool for allowing OF him
y fclfto be token III tins way by yon
r But keep cool, Sam says to myself
!. bite IN your breath swallcl 1t all down
Il and sarvc her ont her own way. Don
i be in debt, pay all back. principal an'
interest get a receipt in full, and b"
d free man. So when went back, OH
n didn't out -Smlle her, and out-compll
! mclt her aud when lquit, didn't Re
). turn her kiss 50 hard, she SAID, oh
y and looked puzzled, as if | was goiI
!. 10 be fool and fall IN love Now
n says I, Sam, study that Scrcech ow
n in pct,icoats, and sec how it was VOL
,r was 80 took in Well | watched, an,
10 watched, and at last found it out |
~ bust ON me all at once, like. hadn
70 minded her eye saw the sace an
n manner was put on so well, II LOOKED
cs quite material, but the eye had no pas
70 scngers from the heart. Truth warn
i, thcrc-Thcrc was no lamp it was
Sc mancuvrng eye
II Such critters are easy found ont b
re those who see good deal of them, b
; cause they see they talk one way an
VI to peoples faces, and another TO thel
10 hacks. They amt cautious, and folk
rs soon think well, when Pm gone m
cs turn viii come next, and | will get |
C. too, and thcv take care not 10 give 81
IN a chance. But cautions false w
" men can never bc found out by II
IN eye. lnowd a woman ono tn
n was all caution, and Jlnar4l tayorl
ne with every one: every one sand wh
to a nice woman she was, how kind.ho
he agreeable, how sweet, now irlcnd
ne arl al, that, 4nnd 50 sh' WAS. -
u looked 50 artlcSS, and smiled so prctt
Of and llstcccl % patient, and dciend'
I'd any one YOU abused, or held her TO
ed que, as if She wouldn't Jine you; al
'er jiSt looked likca dear sweet love OF!
m ,von,sn that Was all goodness 90,