Sunbury American and Shamokin journal. [volume] (Sunbury, Northumberland Co., Pa.) 1840-1848, 1845-05-31
PIRCEs Of ADvERTIsING.


mouth shut, Now you know very well, that
must open my mouth to whistle that shows all
you know. Paid tn, dear for your whistle,
did you You mus, be nightly changed since
first knew you used to get ch-nce Of
talking then! bnt nop you're always deaf when
speak But I jus, tell you what it is. Mrs.
Caudle. you must either keep my shirts in bat.
ter order. or leave the premises there's but
gon of. and its been Of a whole week too, Ard
you're gsdding about the streets. while you'rs
poor husband has no buttons on his shirts, I'm
not in a passion about it. but # I pas cussin,
man, | certainly should swear, to relieve NV
ieelings-I can't smother EN-! I'd scorn to
swallow 'ern !: they've been pent up in this bus.
tin heart ever since this button was off. It's
scsnda'Ous that m1n hav. .ng a wife has no but
tons on his shirt, Some men wouldn't stand 1t:
bu, I'm not a bad temper. thank fortune 1t
wouldn't do for me to be ill-tempered, when
some persons who live in the same house. are
such vixens! On. no. Smith didn't meet
me in the street to-day, and says he, .Caudlc,'
says he, 'there's a button off you're shirt, you
say this. Listen to old Smiths nonsense. do I.
Well. then. I tell YOU, if was bachelor like
Smith. I'd thank my s'ars; he always has buttons
on his shirts I rort stop talking and 20 TO
sleep-I'm not sleepy. and I'm no child to go to
sleep when you please, and button off my
shirt too, WISH had my tongue buttoned up,
do you SO you'd have chsnce to- Jaw, 'spose'
/ Dear knows you've been talking about this but
ton beng Of nv shirt all night, and how Pm to
get wink OF sleep, don't know {; but sposs
my shirts are nothing to you-you've got me
snd that's all you care for-being called Mrs.
Caude {. Well. if it isn't name worth ha-
wing. that's not my fault ; you might have said
no, and wish YOU had and then this button
would't have been off my shirt. For people to
5e saving .ihere goes Cauile,' and then asking
me If w,nted button. I'll Caudle EN- and you
100 n0w, ii it isn't done early tomorrow Pull
! led i, off did l., We'll if | did. reckon man
has righ, to do wha, he pleases and If Idid.st
you're telling a lie. | never could besr f lss
vitnesSe<-snd to think Mary Caudie should
oe one, Ill ever should be frrtUnate TO marry
again. I hope ] shsn't get a false witness; but
some peoples don't die. Oh no! but they az
grsva,s their husbtnds into death-bed, snd
then, before the grass grows over their grlves,
they cajole somebody Else into tving the knot
with them, and NV poo- lirle CsldI-'s - 10
suffer this. ari al because OF button tor. Tn
no, s worrysnme temper. never wa- but I'm
a nd nj ,s mr. Iuft-
/ Nrs Csudle. 20 mention avery barton thatcor1es
/ of my shirts, and you're duty To sew 'em on of
Sunday morning too. il think prnoer III
like To know what wives is good f'r. il it amt 10
tske care of the children snd on the but
/ tons that comes OIL their husbands shirts Now
I Its NV opinion. that button never ,cos on my
shirt, That's always the way with you. lea
wing things unhnlshe,'; pretty story It would b.,
I II had to 20 IN a seam>tre>s 10 have nv buttons
/ ~ewed oc !; and me. with wife and eight chill
+ dr-n Sn-h an sxs mole 10 sat those galstro Of
ours, they'll meyer Ge. husbands as long "a they
! I've, II they don't learn to finish things and
] they'll never learn that from Mary Caudle. ]
know, Some persons might have made a fus-
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| the great universe Of husbands. and consider
- ray duty 10 exhibit patience; lis one Of th-
cardinal virtues. Mrs Caudls.-Ynu, cardinal
MARY C.udle, its my opinion your faol.)
know that was stolen, bu, what Tn IA king a
bout isn'ts cape, but virtue, which Indsin
from sPp-anncss, should think you nev,
possessed, for you've neither Temperance, To-
Sesrance, nor Christian charity, jndging frou
this button OF my shirt Mrs. Caudle. slv
Mrs. Caudle, remember that but,nn's to be dor
Tomorrow. Asleep, are yOu Well, I'll spe,
oi I some other time. I've been too careIe.
letting such things pass without saving morec
the sutl-c,. bit I'll knnw why NV buttons al
se~sd OH-Im glad I'm not a man to get 10
Pssson. I shnlid not Ike to 20 to sleep in
passion-!'ve kept very cOol-bar its only Q,
ing 10 my having sad 50 little IN this subj,
Its really s:grsva,,n. Tor mana wife not
/ keep hIs shrJs IN order
F., And thus grunbIIBg. Csudle fell asleep.
! NI>E6AR A wrIrsr IN the NsIc Genes
Farraer, gives the following receip, for m (
vinegar. h.rrsl OF which according TO this N,
will Cos, bu, II de. Take eight gallons
clear rain water. al three quarts OF mol :.
put into gocd cs,s, shake well few ,ig
then sdi Two ~ three sPOoniuls Of god y
~ tao yeas, cabes II in sumner p,acs