Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1845-09-25
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Why. any body ~iIi swssr 70 H.
And What nigh, say body's name b. =
imputed Elksnof Ind YOU sec Bill TAX,
ibe ,hoep, OF have sny hing to do With
M
mo. didn't sec him
'W,il. do you know any BODY whD DID Z
i cant say DO, Nyne,ly bat thunder
snd lightning, Squire Bill Walker u
JOSH the ,or Of feiiow to steal shep; III
Swear to that
'Ycs bot tina, wont d. Nv opinion
Mr. Ta'hoi ~, that ynu had better gaze
Bill Walker u, sheep aod e't Yours bach
0heneser you can I, % yovt shortest way
cot Of he scfnpr Sir
'Do vou rsri, lhiok So, Squ,t, J.
i JoGt think aIy s...s .,GOui The matter
know 80
That. what Bill ,aid Squire ka kuu,.
down to WslkervilleIssid Ho~somevrt
Il you both say so | s'pose II u,us, be "
lie mn all fired had case though. swan II
i..' Her Mr. Taibox pulled on, hi,
watch iluilo most two clock mos,
be in, that's TACT And Mr. Tar.
box gathered together his hIin, and made
for the door
Look here. Mr. Tatbox, .ad Elksnor
You huv'nt paid the yet. Cash down is
my motto
/ 'Havn, pa I'd youl Pad you for whag1
don't owe you any thing us know on
Do ~
Certainly you do
should like I'd know what Il il for,
them
Very well. can toll YOU Its for pro.
fr..ioonl advice given YOU this morning
'Ha hal well nos that is good one
AM " much your professional advice be
ruth
lfvou follow It and I'm inolinsd 10 think
YOU will II wtll BE- worth 10 YOU about ten
times what shall charge you for it My
chntec, SIR ls one dollar
Oh, q, out Squire You don't mean to
Say YOU want mo 10 pay YOU dollar for
an hour of.oclnblc talk do you ?
Indeed I DO sir
Well ,ook here, young man You
needn't think you nre going to d,ddlc me
out Of dolllr thu, way lin little 10
knowing for thu, operation SO good morn.
log 10 you and as to the dollar, don'tI yQa
rish you NAV get ~ Good morning
One dollar fla ha
1t those inugn lha, win, Mr. Tarbor,
said Elkanor you u eAheT pay that doila'
now or before sunset ~ sue you for five
! iou cen take your choice
'W-h-c-w now, YOU are a scrcamer Tor
young enc. Bu, III tell you what III dc
with you, Squire, II! give you that dollar
II you'll givs No a receipt forH
I'll give you dozen, il you like, said
Elknnor.
Very well here's your dollar, then
Now hand over your recri p,
EIaanor sat down and wrote
Received NJ Hiram T.rboI one doil,r in pay
meat iot professional sdv'ce TIE day given
ELEANOR BUNKER.
Gnrils Srp, i3i.
+, There YOU have it, .a'd he handing il
over to Mr. Tarboy
o., Yes ia where Won have II too. or In
nightly mistaken You've .wiudlcd m,
young mar, gu, OF n dollar aud here I've 90
proof Of !, IN black md white Thsl vii
b. a dear do,Iltlo YOU NY good hlIow'
I 'Perhaps So I,p,,oL Elnnor but j
vou'm'ihrourh you nccdnt' wait any long
er. There's the door
Mr. To box went out He wen, out too
as II he ianci'd he saw demonstrations, OF
the young lawyers part, Of an intention II
put him out lie kept on 100, aher he hn,
90, out. unlll hr came to the house ofJudg,
Rawson 10 whom alIusion bcfore Ind beet
made He stopped & raped The Judg
was not in He had gone over tho farm
So over to the farm, AFTER the Judge, wen
Nr TnrboI Il was lprg three miles, m,
bv The time he had rrnchrd The spot, he ha'
about msd- up his mlnd that il would hav
teen az well To have given the dollar 4 san
nothing aboul H. However, he perscverr
aud nj las! found the Judge in the field,
with hos il Il IS hand hong potatoes
, TIE Judg. was msn Of few words, nm,
soon trough NJ TatboI IN a point
WHY the nmonni of il is, lodge sal
MIR Tarbox. you see this recriTa the iIul
rascal Riscnme Well, I wan, you 4
take II pud haul the fellow up for me-
IlHsl him upl WHY The reccIpi 10 gon'
enough. Whs, more do YOU ~snt prav
4 dontenm Sny thing more from HIN
But should like to make han swrug'ior i
though. ooe while.
, Make him swingi Swing for what =
{ why for .wndI.ng me out Of nv mon
I ey
You stu old jaeka"r said the Judr'
I did al you 60 to him and ask bis opir
! ion >
I To b. sare did but
! And didnt he give It 10 YOU =
: Yea Certainly bui-----'
: Don't bo,h-f me with your 'buts' lfyo
] asked h,n for ma advice sbd hs rave II 3
I VOC, SHOULD cav that wns enough.
q 'Ye,, boz he did'ni give Il TO me. IL
p made me ray dollar Tor II Now that
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