Ypsilanti sentinel. [volume] (Ypsilanti, Washtenaw Co., Mich.) 1843-1900, 1845-12-03
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---~e chancsS Il. b. ~.i., Ia The isi awing spe-
cia,en Of nonchoiance- whr,h ne s.i down us one
ofshs co"Iss, ple,ess. ge.,eel sw,..ahng, We have
"A bped of the geEus ,su, ken had been sary-
ing fus sesera! DAYS n, Il tht -crack' Hotels
~ foik State, ard his uy rrply To the third
weekly bull presented by his obs, qaIous and obi
gug host Mas that ''he iackea the ne ed!ul."--
liz had been lavish 10 hrs sly " IT living and his
bill Tor wines, cigars, aud al panin,n,s, by
The young groIer AN va, IN the roa nm -ssfi
tn" ot boon companions, and RI giag The bell, he
ordered The champagne and "tixsgs" for four.
The servant returned from bel..w with the in
formation that the landlord declulea enlarge his
debiedness--arcOmpanisd wi;h hirt that the
cd account should be first ADJUSTED. tie lnmedi-
atey waited upoH the la,.d nid-re strated with
hlRa touching The oftficaIio. aitenjani upon Le-
nag thus slioan up before his irehds--,he wine
up--ihe parry froilicked and finally separated, and
the mex. morning ufer breakfast the following
"sce,:s" occurred. - s,.s ss-~s s,st
MIR. - said the p.,te la,.dlord-. Il must
now insis, upon TIE Immaculate adjustment of your
account. sef
e.'Cani meet it, sir, to-day. reall, ?
s.. And why mo-. cir T..
'Haveut the tin. bv me. cir -. ,,-s.
And probably cont have 2
Probably not, SIR, at present. ~ a
When do you propose To s,lile j. ere
-Couldnt say siI, upon my hOn'I.' .asi =
Have you the slgh,es, idea of paving i. at all
=, i confess. sir, tie ProrPec. is exceedingly dubi-
Gus 50 800
Your luggage'- 80 -ss
n IN my room, ST. ssrsasq e-lsf + = = -
4 shall detaiu your trunks then 49,
DO, il you please. sir!
- srhe lsrgest.'- sa. ,ls -
b. 'is filed Nth GOOD 81, z a,s
- ~ 9TH ,cood ? sessS s-aa,fs 1gsssl
The best kind Of Eastern wood ts aa
And the other-- 80 as.. s.i-.l ~
odl Contains the same article, sa,ced and spltf
s., And your WARDROBE 8. ass
~ is or my lack, slr. r.e5 8.e ..4-
e.. sUvon my word, you take II coolly'-e-s 5 81
81 always dc. lsndl rd. The word owes me
q living, aud ,uust haven. s -
~ You are q scamp. sir. So e. - sssii.o.s
III know IT, You, sir, ATE gentleman and I
am aware - IS a5sas5 - s.sl siasss - =
81 Our host stopped him---ba his ips--but mo-
ment aferward, turned 10 TIE bar, and placed
bottle Of wine upon the side table near by. Hav-
ing 6ed brace Of glasses,h he handed one of Them
TO the sucker. and the liquor disappeared. He
then psesen ted him with EFT gai'as.'' -.-
5 lake anofher'--sad the landlord. IN the poll
ies possible manner take half dUzer, SIR, tbce,
that wAl do. The world may owe you living
perhaps u does. / think you will sssee with me,
however, that have paid my share of the account.
have, m my day seen good deal OF iInpudence.
and my calling has brough, me IN contact with
great variety OF rascality, but msss say, without
Intending. however, TO be too soaa in this mat.
ter that without exceptions you are the coolest spe-
Ecimen of a genuine scamp that II has ever been
my illIuck 10 meet with---John !! saf
gs A burly servant answered this summons.
John remove this fellow to the sireei--and If
you value your stualIon, see That he dosen'l re-
turnp fa SFtn ~ q ss.At
The hint was enough-our Gus omer ddn't wait
hCar saIiher demonstrations bul Immediately de-
scamped, TO lido" some other hos,--wh,lc his gen.
tlemaniy landlord proceeded To examine those
trunks, the contents of which, turned out, had
been faithfully descrbed!