The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1845-06-12
From the London Punch.
Mrs. Candles Curtain Lectures.
NJ. Candle has lent an Acquaintance the Fanil
UmbreLla--Mrs. C0tydle textures thereon.

NJ. Candle has lent an AeguGirtGncs the Family
Umbreila-Mrs. cGudk lectures thereon.
"Ah. That's the third umbrella gone
since Christmas. What were you 10 dol
Why let him 90 home in the rain, 10 be
sure. I'm very certain there vas nothing
abont him thai could spoil. Tske c.. Id, in.
deed! lie doesn't look like one OF the SORT
to take cold. Besides. he'd have better
taken cold than take your only umbrellas.
Do you hear the rain, Mr.. Caudlei l say.
do you hear the rain! And. ss I'm alive,
q IL ism. Saint swi.hing's day! DO you
asleep with such shower as hiatt Do you
hear il. ssyi Oh. you do hear il! Well,
that's pretty food. ] think, to last for sir
weeks: and no s,irriag all the time out Of
the house. Pooh! don, think me fool.
Mr.. Caudle. Don't insult me. He return
The umbrellas! Az IL any body ever did
an umbrells. There-do you hear il!
Worse and worse! Cats and dogs, and Tor
Elk wetks-always six weeks. And no
umbrella!
III should like 10 know how the chill
dren are TO go 10 school tomorrow. They
shan, 60 through such weather. I'm de.
termined. No: they shall stop al home
and never learn anything The blessed
creatures!-sooner than 60 and get wet.
And when they grow up. wonder who
they'll have TO thank for knowing moth
ing who, indeed, but their father! Peo-
pie who cant feel for their own children
ough, never TO be fathers.
But know why sou len. the umbrella.
Oh, yes; know very well. Twas going
out 10 tea 81 dear mothers to morrow
sou knew that; and you did it on purpose.
Don't tell me: sou hate me 10 60 there,
and take every mean advantage to hinder
me. Blu, don't you think il, Mr.. Caudle.
No. sir: If il comes do wn in bucke,sfull,
I'll go all the more. No: and | won't have
cab! Where. you think the moneys
to come front You've 60. nice high no
tons a, 'ha, club Of yours! A cab. indeed!
Cost me six,eenpence a, lessl--sixteen-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. for there's
back again. Cabs, indeed | should like
to know who's to pay for them! can,
pay for 'em; aud I'm sure you cant. ifyou
60 on as you dc; throwing away your
property, and beggaring your children
buying umbrellas!
ADO you hear the rain, Mr.. Caud!e! |
say do you hear il! But don't cwe-Fl
, 90 TO mothers Tomorrow, | will; and
whats more, I'll walk every step of the
way land you know that will give me my
death. Don't call me foolish womsn--
IT'S you that's the foolish man. Youknow
| can't wear clogs. and With no umbrella
the vets sure to gave me cold. slwsys
does. But what do you care for .hsa
Nothing at all. | may be laid up for what
you care. as dare say shall-.snds pref
~ doctors bill tbere'll be-. | hope there
will! 1. will teach you to lend your um.
br.lla again. | shouldn't wonder il |
csugh, my death; yes; and that's what you
lent the umbrella for. or course!
"Nire clothes shall get too. trspesing
through weather like This. My gown and
bonnet will be spoil. quite. Media. wear
'em then! Indeed, Mr.. Csudle. shall
wear 'em. No, sir, I'm not going out a
dowdv to please you or any body else,
Gracious knows! il is, often that | ster
over the ,hreshhold; indeed, ! might al
well be slave at once, better, ] should
say. Blu. when 60 out, Mr.. Caudle. !
choose 10 60 out as lady. Oh! that rail-
III il Is't enough 10 break 10 the win
dows.
ugh! | look forw ard with dread for to