Burlington hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa) 1845-185?, 1845-06-12

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powders would be likely to produce
on the amorous Dnlchmam and his
dulcinea. How far they were likely
TO produce The desired effect, coul1
not nf course de,crmine-but the re-
suit would no. finally prove injurious
t. the health of the parties, was well
satisfied
Ii was somewha,like year after this
that walking one day in The street,
came plump upon my patient. Start
led like Macbeth al the ghost Of Ban
quo. | would have avoided hm-and
for this purpose lodged into the
Hotel. just opposite. But fear fire.
quenlly brings the catastrophe which
II seeks 10 escape-and the conscious.
ness of guilt conjures up dangers where
in reality none are to be apprehended
My motions were undoubtedly sus-
piclouS, and The du,chman detected
me the sooner for attempting to dodge
him. At all events, he followed me
into the hotel. and with very angry
countenance began.
Bes you not de toclor wat give me
love powders twelve mond ago!'
i what, | a doctor! | give you
love powders!' said |, appearing to be
vastly surprised al this lues,ion-"you
must certainly be mistaken in the
man.
Ply II believe you to be de
man. persisted the Dutchman; you
look 50 much like him as one egg does
TO anOder.'
No, my good friend says l. you
must be mistaken in the man. But
what is the story of yours abou, love
powders' continued. |, wishing 10
learn the effect they had produced, as
mischievously TO afford sport in the
bar room.
Wa, is de story! Why Misther
Toctor de lofe powders didn', do at all.
Dey was all one tam cheat. Dey was
noihin more as one vile tattero mat.
tocks wha, makes beples buke dere in
sides out. When goes home, shuts
mineself up in a room nit ka,terlnea
and we takes one one bowder and
,oder powder. just 50 as you dold
me. Den we waits for de operation.
Ply and py we grows sick in de stom.
ach. Thinks |. what for tyvel OF
Liberation is dis! dat makes me feel so
all abou. de shor, rips. de heart, and de
stomach! Pu, says nothing At al,
hopln i, would all turn GU. for de pest.
Ply and py we begins, pote on us, TO
be just like de sun in a tunder s,horm.
Oh, how sick be, SAYS Kauerina.-
Den she grows blue as CORDS, and |
thought she would vaint. SO puts my
arms around her vais, TO hold her up
ven we pn,e on Us AT once begins 10
cry New Korg! NeU Yorg! and py
kracioms! you never seen any body
gas, up accounts as we did. Dere
vos put one vnder in de room and we
couldn't get out de door because ! locs
it and trows away de key when first
come ln-and so we pole sthck our
our heads out of de winter and Dukes
and bukes-you never seen de like in
de days YOU was porn. And what do
YOU think was the consequence toe
lor!'
What, why suppose the girl
fell in love with you Of course SAID
|.
No py-.she hates me den dousand
dimes worser dan ever. She won't
so much as speak to me now. And
all de young velers and de garls do
laugh a, me, AM boints de finger at
me as | walks de sihree,s, and says
de,e goes de WOOL 70. POUCH, the lofe
powders in New Yorg! And now |
be de Iaffins s.hog Of de whole blaze.
And all dis comes of de tam cheat lofe
bowder you give me-for shwear
you be's .e very ,octor wat played dat
drick upon me-and it ever catches
you in our neigborhood,' concluded he,
doubling his fist in threatening man.
ner, TN give you one Of de lamdest
lckens you ever had in all de days of
your life.
Saving this he lief. the hotel in a
rage, and this was the last ever saw
OF him or heard Of the love powders.
Lumber business on the Upper Mis-.
sissippi The Galena Gazette says:
Few person are aware Of the extent
of the lumber business on the ,ributa.
ries of the Upper Mississippi. A gen.
,,eman engaged in the lumber trade