Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1845-04-10


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.Aa there's u. scot falling aovn the chimney. I,
hate the smell OF anything. It's the smell soot And you
know ~; but what feelings to youf sweep the
chimney Yes it's all very line 10 ssy sweep the chin.
ney-but how ehnneys to be swept-how they
be paid Tor by people who don't take Of their hvv
poundsi
ado you hear the mice runnn. about the roomi hear
,hem II they To drag you OF bed, il would be M
mstier Set trap for 'em. But how people To sftIJ
the cheese when every Gay they loose five poundsi
lark I'm sure there's noise down stairs. IL wouldn't
at all surprise ii there thieves the house. Well
It may be the cat; the thieves in
night There's wretchcj fastening tn the back door but
these times afford bolts aud bars when fools won't
take care OF their five pounds.
Mary Anne ough, to have gone the deu,s, io.n,or
row. She wants three tee th taken Now II can't be
done Three teeth that quito dfguIc the chd's mouth
hut there they STOP and spoil the face that
Now, when she grows up, whul have her1 Nobody. Wo
shall do aud leave her alone aud in the world
Hut what do Jon for that Nohing-so You can
squander away five pounds.
And now, see, Mr.. Cauds, what a misery you've
brought upon your wrcchcd family! l can't have a
cond gowr-ihc girls can't have bonn,is-the water
rate must stand o,erJack his death through the
broken window-our Ire insurance can't be psidso
shsl all fall victims Ia the devourng eemenwe can't 70
10 Magae, aud Caroline will go early sa,a-he do,
will home mad anu bite uste shutters III 90 hang
ing iorevcr-ihc SCOT will always albe mice will never
let us have wink at sl.ephieyes will be always break
ng into the house and dear Mary Anne be forever
gu
will 80 on lending i've pounds :"
LEcrsRE u.
MR. CtuptE JOINS A ClUB-"THE sRYLARKs"
I'm sure poor woman had better be in her grave
than niatred That is. II She can't lie married decent
man No: dna't II tired shaa'f let Won
20 u sleep. No. and Won't say what have 10 say in
iae mVrniu; Ill say It's all very well Tor YOU
come home at what time you lLei,s half past twelve
and expect I'm 10 hold tJague, aud let you 90 TO
sleep. What neat. | wondeil A woman had better he
syld Tor slave once.
'And 50 you've gone aud Joined club The skylaks
indeed a pretty skylirk youil make of yourself! But
won't stay and be ruled 10y you No. I'm determined ON
that I'll 60, and take the dear chrdrcn aud you may
get who You like tn keep your house. That long
You nave house 10 keep, and that Won't be long, know.
'iiow any decent GO and spend his nights in
ataVsn, OH M Gauil.; dare saw you do for ration
Al conversation should hike 10 know how MANY al YOU
""ud care Tor what yUu cali rational conversation, II
had II without your hiy brandy aud water; yes and your
mOr- filthy tobacco smoke. l'n sure the last time y,u
came home, had the headache tot week But know
who II Is who's taking destruction. It's Inst brute
fisiiyman lie has broken his poor we's heart and
now H. wants O-bu don't you thnk IT, Mlr. CauJ,.; III
not have ny pete III mind DESTROYED by the best that
ever 1d. GA, yes know you don't ~ long as you
eau appear wei. 10 ell the world bat he world lic thinks
hos wa behave IL shall know 1t sl.-tl,at p
determined.
How ans man leave his own happy fscSile IN 90
and ST. and 'no1e. and drink and talk with peopl, who
wouldn't OHc ~ t.cm Il finger him from k,ng.
ng-how any inan -" leave his wife and good wife.
10 ta'"Sh say ,'-ior parcel of pot cUmpanions-Oh,
ITS dsgrec'iS SIR Csu1i,: ~ uniscing No man who
has the least love for i,iz wife could do il;
And suppose tins is bc t,c casa every S,,nrday-
But know what III de-. lknuw-ils use, Mr. Csudle
your calling good creature I'm such fool as TO
be coaNcd IN that NJ: ii YOU want 10 go TO
Steep you should come home in Christian time, M;
nj hal-pa=t twelve. There n time when you
were as regular at your fire side kettle. That
was when YOU were a dccon; man, and didnt 20
W th Heaven knows who, drinking and smoking and
making what you think your lokes--I heard any
good come to cared about lokes No respsca-
bic tradesman does. But know what I'll do I'll scare
away your sky!aTks The house sells liquor after twelve Of
Saturday night; and don't write to the magistrates
aud have the license takcn away I'm lying in this bed
Tonight Yes you may call me foolish woman bat no.
Mr. Caude, no; it's who foolish man; or worse
Than foolish you'rea wicked one Ii YOU were TO
ole to.morFow-anj the people who go public houses do
M they can to shorten their lives- should like know
VINO would write upon your tombstone, "a tender husband
anti an aeconatr father" I'D have no such false
hoo Is told Of you, can YOU
Ooins and spending money, and-nonsensc don't
tell Ine-no. II you were TO swear it, wouldn't
bel:eNe that you only spent eighteen pence Saturday
ioue inttt all those hours and only spe pence
Know better Pm not quite fool, Mr. Caudle A great
deal y'm could have Tor eighteen pence And all the
Club murned men and fathers of families. The more
shame fer em! Skylarks indeed They should call them.
selves Tor hey only they always do by rob
binG their innocent and children Eighteen pence
week And 1t II only ,hat--do you know what
MY eghteea- year Do you ever
mink OF that and see the gowns wear I'm sure can't
utoi the house money, buy myself pin-cshin though
I've wanieo one these SIX months. No, much !.
bail o c"co But what do you care YOU can get your
brandy 'Sar Iberes the gis, two--tfe things they
want. They're dressed like other peoples children
Bun IFS nil the their father. Oh yes So h. can
wi his skylaIks they may sackcloh pnacres
and pack t,resi for CATERS.
You'd better let thai Mr.. Pret,yrssa came here
that's ALI or, flrss, you'd better bring hun Yes
should like sac him. He wouldn't forget It.
who. may say, lives and moves only spiitoon.
who has Ipe "A his mouth as constant his front
teeth sor, OF tavern king; with lot OF FOOLS like you
To laugh what lac thinks his Jokes aud give him
qlencc. No, MI Caude IL IS no use your telling
togo 10 sleep, for won't 90 sleep indeed. I'm
irs almost Iime tuP. ihardy know whsrs the Of
coming To bed at all, now.
"Ihe Skyiarks, indeedi / suppose you'll he buying
Little Warbler anI your time OF life bee trying sing
The peacocks will sing pretty you'll get in
the neishborlood, aud IN very hius nnle nice face
you'll have. Your getting redder already; aud
you've just % the liquor always flies You
don't see its red No. dare say noi-but see ~
great many things you don't And You'll 90 IN
little tie w.ih your brandy aud waer-don't tell that
only take igO saa.l glassss know what mems
'nlli glasses aTe ia lte time yOp have face all
IT made OF red eprraEi Jam. And should like 10
know who's 10 endure you ibenf wOn. ~ docI think
II. Dont come
"Nce habits learn clubs There's Joskins be Wa
decent creature once. and I'm told he has
one" boxed hls wiles HIS Skyark, too. And
suppose day. you'll be trying box ears Don't
ntenpth Mr. C,udle; say don't attempt You'd
iil tiie day Oi your death. AR. Caude.
Eolng and sitting Tor iourtosy ~ iayern What men.
unless They had their wives with teB Dad 10 talk about
can't think. No good Of course.
Eighteen pence weekend drinking brandy wa.tT
enough O swim boat And smoking like the funnel Of
steamship And can't silod myself much a piece
Of ispc! lis brutal Mr Caude. It's ycve-ry brutal.
Aud s1ys note IA the Ms. by MI Csude "heIe thank
heasei, Jh~nug; she iell asleep.
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