The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 184?-1851, 1845-03-05
ALL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS!
Wultune in Pnryo.

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The great secret Of comfort and success is
contained in the three letters, b, b, I. Let a
man BE busy in what he undertakes, and the
right turn of the wheel will come at last.
WONDERFUL 1NDEED.-The ST. John New
Brunswicker notices an extraordinary experiment
in Mesmerism, by Mr.. Nelson, of that place, by
which an individual was able TO exercise the ia
culties Of speech and hearing, who had been de-
prived of both since his infancy.
YANKEE ENTERPR1sE.-It is said that half way
between Cairo and Suez, Egypt, in the centre of
the desert there is a shanty kept by n Yankee
who sells coffee, tobacco, and other Yankee
comforts TO travellers.
Uncle Sam says, there is a lady in Massachu.
sets, whose husband is so rough spoken, that
when she wants to ignite a l~ocofoco match, she
draws it across his tongue.
A young physician asking permission of a la
.dy to kiss her, she replied, ono sir, | never Ike
TO have a doctors bill stuck in my face"
Tw1sT1FIcAT1oNs.--A mahogany child's chair
was recently advertised for sale; also, a great
mans coat, and an elegant lady's shawl.
A man was asked by an acquaintance the 9TH
er day, If he was married.
eyes" he replied, 81 have a second hand wife,
but she is IS good as new.'
He had married a widow.
A gentleman, while in church, intending to
scratch his head, in a mental absence reached
over into the next pew and scratched the head
of an old maid. He discovered his mistake
when she sued him for a breach of promise Of
marriage.
NEWSPAPER W1T.--Thc Cumberland river is
said to be very Iow. We know it has been con-
fined to IFS bed for a long time.
A THRIVING TowN.--The editor of the Du-
'buque, Iowa Transcript, congratulates his fellow
citizens upon a change that is taking place in that
city.
He says that "some of the lawyers have left
and gone to mining, and that the rest must soon
either leave or ~starve."
TIE CECIL County MURDER. Mrs. Shaw,
who has confessed the murder of her husband,
in Cecil county, Md, the particulars of which
we gave a few days since, is said by the Cecil
Democrat to have been deranged at the time of
committing the deed.
CONSIDERABLY TRUE.-A rhyming bachelor in
the Boston Post, thinks that sleigh-riding, in a
cold night, is not what it is cracked up to be-
and concludes his dissertation as follows:
"Some love to roam DER dark sea foam,
When the wild winds whistle free
But 10 ride for fun, and freeze ones nose,
Is not the life for me-"
An old lady up in Vermont was once asked by
a young clergyman to what religious denomina-
ton she belonged. q don't know said she,
'and | don't care anything about yer nominations
for my part hold on to the old meeting house,
Among the lions of Paris, at the last dates,
were eight Arab Chiefs. One of them, who has
the reputation of having left ten wives at home,
is much petted by the French ladies'; but he is
ungallant enough 10 show great aversion TO them;
because "they talk too much"
"Go IT WHILE YoU'RE YoUNG."-The Guachi-
ia, (La.) Courier announces The marriage, in that
parish, of a gentleman 81 years of age 10 a lady
of 81. The descendants of the bridegroom
children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren
humber no less than $50 souls.
ATHIEF.-Some rascal entered our office on
Monday, when the workmcn were at dinner. and
stole six dollars from the desk. The fellow
who would rob a printer, would not hesitate 10
knock out his graudmother's teeth, and sell them
to the dentist.--Port. TTib.
A YOUNG MoTHER.-A Hartford paper states
that a name of a mother and a child, both be-
tween the ages of four and sixteen are returned
as among the children attending a school in one
of the western towns.
TmE.-Old Benjamin Franklin said, slime is
money" That is the reason why editors arc
not rich-for they have no time at all at their own
disposal. Perhaps too, this is The reason why so
many people take so much II of it TO pay their debts
with.
When Mr.. Michael Scales was last at the
Lakes, a young Oxonian, thinking 10 raise a laugh
at his expense, nccosted him thus; II believe,
sir, you once killed a donkeyw "Yes,' said
Scales, sand ! may take into my head TO kill
another"
elf you can't stand before the truth, you must
fall, as the man said when he knocked his wife
down with the bible,
SAFETY VALvE.--The month Of an infatuated
ignorumus, by which tho steam goes off without
doing harm,
oDO FrLIow-oRc that does rs he wOuldbS
ldOne by,