Iowa territorial gazette and advertiser., 1845-05-10
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Mks. CAQpL. Isp,oxsSE AkA CuNaeas;
!, Now, Hfr. Cendle--Mr. Can.le, / ssy:
Oh! you can't he asleep already, I Know
Now, what mean. 10 say.is ihisj thess's
no use, none Al an, in ar having ANY dis
t,lrbance about the matter; hut q hA nv
minds M 'e up. Mr.. Candls; shall leere
you. Either know al y you,ye been dnihE
TO night. or tomorrow morning / quis The
house. No. no; there's IN end of the mai
riage state, think--an end Of aii conAdsase \
between man and wifc-if hushandss 10
have secrets and keep 'en ali ,to himesl6
Pretty secrets they must bs, when his own
wife can't kncw 'eln. ,Net, 81 for any de-
cent person l. ( ow, I'm sure, V tsat the
cass.1 Now, aI.saale, dch'r let " quSf<lI
there's goad, SOUL. tell mo what's h III
abont2 A pack of nonsense, dare Say,
still---not tha, care m;sch abo,,s i,---stili.
] should like 10 know, Thers'aa dear.
Eh2 Oh don't tell nv. stere,a ngthilg IN ~
know BETTER, Em net atool, M. C4adis5
| know there's. good deal in. IT, Nsw,,
Caudle; Just tell me little bit Of it,neI'm
sire I'd tell YOU anything. You know I
would. Woilp aelsS 'i2it = ssiss's,
"Caudle, you're ei,ireh to vex saint!
Now, don't yoaiiln!k xau're going W sseep;
because you're not. Do YOU suppose III
ever suffered yoa 10 go and be msds ma
son, il, didn't suppose I was to know the
secret, ,oop No, tia, It's anything ~ know,
| dare say; and M TIA : why I'm determined
"Bat A know whet Il ii Oh yes, there
can be, no doubt. The secret n, % llasei
poor women; to t,rsnniss over 'enus into
make 'em, your slaves; e,pecially yppr
wives. Il must be something of The epst,
Or you wouldn't be ashamed Ia .haxs 4
known. Whats right and proper never
, need be done in secret, It's an insult tsa
woman f9r q man TO b, free masons md
let his wife know rothing Of il But, poor,
soul! she's Sure to know It so,nehow-lbk
nice husbands tksy all make. YES, ~; i
part Of the secret u ptosthiuk better Of alls
the world than their own wives and fnr
lilies. I'm sure men have quite snonEh 10
care for-that is, if they act properlN--tp
care fof them they have Il home, They
can't hate much careto spare for the world
besides. ;l~4.s .5iaiil al -tagnl aid N
.~And suppose they call yo,l Brother
Caudle2 A pretty brother, indeed Going
and dressing yourself up in ~ aRsop bIlLe
a turnpike man, i6r that's what YOU look
\ like. And should like to know what the
aprons for? There must be something In
it not very respectable, I'm sure. Well. I
only wish ]. was Queen for day or; two.
I I'D put an end to free masonry, and alt such
trumpety, I know. -, u y I, s,a g ls
"Now, come, Caudle; don't let's qusr-
Y rel. Eh! you're not in pain dearp. What :
it all about? Whist are you; lyin9 laugh
ing there ata But I'm fool to trouble htJ
head about yosi. aai Ar .inl III. aaieR 30
\ sand you're not going u TX liz know
the secset, ehl You ncahto say,Zyou'rs
not' Now, Caudle, you Know its ! hard
matter TO put me 10 4 passion mot that
care about the secret itself; no, I woutln,,!
give button b know Il, for It's ali non:
i, sense, l'm sure. yllt isn't the secret I cars
about; it's the slight, Mr.. Caudle; h's.ths
studied insult that q man pays to, BIZ wife,
when he thinks Of going through TIE World
keeping something u himself which hs
Y won't let her know. Man and wife one,
) indeed! | should like 10 Know how tlsi
can be when mans d mason -wher, hc
; keeps a secret that sets him. ana 'Efs wiis
apart Ha, you men make the lawn. ind
so you take good care to, have all The Ibesi
!, Of 'em to yourselves: otherwise q wosnau
ought 70 Be allowed a divorce Mhen nsait, ~ |,
becomes mason. When he's re ! sor,l
Of corper-cupboard in his hesrt-.-a secve,
Plqce in his pind--that bis poor wife isna
allowed to rummange! -. i;
Caudle, you shan't close yqilr eyes 70,
= weekend, yon shan't-nriless ypa tel
me somo of it.s Come, there's 4 koSd ere.
ture; there's q 1--we, I'm sure, Caldle, i
wouldn't, refuse to,. .arithing--and, ys,
know it, or ought to know it-by- this time
! only wish 4 had secrel To who1
should Ithink Of confiding il, but Ia ~
dear husband? g | she,ild be mi-ePskE L
J keep i 70 myself, and you know II. Sow
Caudle?
IVA. there eyer ,suph,. man! 4 ,,,;, man
indeed! A 6rule!--ycs, Mr.. Caudle, az
,illfeeling. brutal rfsaturc, when yod mn \
oblige sane, anl 6a wcn't. Id. ss,sS
don't object to onr being a mssng., Rot Q
: all, Candl.; dare say 1t is--it,s only you
making ses re- uf il that vexes ne: b,
! you'll tell me-yon'll tel your own Mar
garrett YOU won't! You're 4 wretch, MI
Oauuic. aM@ A H. +-+r efsias 4
i "But Ikpow wh, liah,, ycs. i Samtsil
} The fact :s,syoy'rs. ashamed tp !, tine know
what : FOOL they 'se been making ~ you.r
TEat's il. Yoii, II ym,r time AZ lile-4h1
f.iher of family. should be ashanti
myself, Caudle,
.And I na - ym'll i,e going % wha
ypn Gil yonr Ls,Age every might, 6ptf. :
Lodge, indeed. Pretty piacs 4 u mua b
where they tont. adm Il women. NJ
goirgs On, 1 dare ~. fhfky6u 10 ~
ano,hsr bvethrHp. Bresi vsul TN sart tfpHgii
Ere'atio rs snoagh. Oh didsj nzrf ss;5 ness
! "But ! know Whist n this masonFy'
! about. IT, only ~ svcnse 70 gel avs,
from your wives; Md families, ,thst VI
My siesst and dfink; tcks{hes. thcf's al]
: That's The secret. And 40 sbsses swa1nss
|.rrss II ihsy %ers inferior animals egs1fn
! e b trusted Thas's s shs secret "a ndsl
INK eISce y. al :.