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New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-10-02

OKUNSWICk SHEETINCS.-Ihe Bruns"lcAs
ID the all the a. Brown oheengs, being about
pound 81 yards, and lhe pnce Is but shade above
the ordinary goods. Country merchants solicit
Ell Tins article in connection wh general
sornem Of medium priced yard wide Sheetngs, worth
per yard Also best southern COen Yarns
assorted Twist No 20 10 and TO IL Also Bats, Wick,
Warp aud Irvine, al No. Is and ~ Cedar-sL stairs
OF L. y. UNDEkHILL
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-10-02

EETifUVfN'- Mount OF owes. AID INC Seven
ID Seecers during the week OF the American Musical Con-

ID Seeres during the week OF the American Musical Con-
vrntlen. 49, 49,.
The sublime Oraloro OF the Mount Of Olives. by the I'M
mortal Beethoven. and the Seven seepers. by Dr. LeWr,
Will be performed nj the Tabernacle, "a Tnursesy rsenhs
Loes commencing O'Clock precisely, ana closing al
shout la
The solo parts well sustained by resident tasnL
Mr.. II. C. Tmm viii preside ~ the Organ. .
Tickets Fifty Cents nch-mav be oblainod al the Music
Stores Of Firth Hall No Fransn-square; tlrth, Hal
{ Pond, 80 Broadway; Atwill 2ui bosdway saxion
Miles US Broadway; F. Riley 81 Broadway Schsrfrn-
berg Luis Sl Broadway; nj the sorrs of Coleman SIS
Broadway, g. +. Nesbis, corner Wal ard Wafer, and Al
tie OF the Tabernacle the evening Of the perform
anc-.
~ The second rehearsal takes place Thursday Even
iuy next At the Coliseum, $50 Broadway, where The sub
sc,iber will be happy meet all who have here ne
rehesse wiki him. and any OLDER good readers who sreds
posed 10 and in the ssmp bring out snd encourage reel
i-nf "a ent HENRY MEI0GS,
octl a.. 40 Broadway.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-10-02
THE WEST POINT CADET.

THE WEST POINT CADET,
nRTHE YOUNG OFFICERS BRlDE,by Harry Hszel
~ just published n Frenchs publishing Hall, s1 Broad
way up stairs THIS book contains 0nneay printed pages
and eugravings On the Will be tine cOlOred en-
craving showing the Cadet IN fun uniform For sale a.
above and At AL the Periodical Depos Price p cisso WIS
CHEAP MUSIC CHEAP MUSIC!
THE CELLARlUS WALTZ, and MazouIka enadriles
i BY Cooie; and Oioyers London Polka Quadres, are
st published by f. FEKRETr Co In their usual style OF
elegance with illuminated title page. Price Of the whole
only . cents.
Love Not. by Hon. Mrs. Norton, for ct cts.
-Four sets Of Quadriles, for . cts.
songs of the Campaign The Widow Malone and sev-
en- other capital songs from Charles Maley for IS cts
Also six Of Russe's best songs price % cts
Flowers Of Melody, containing ten popular songs ana pal
lads, price . cts
T. \. Co. constantly issuing an extensive assor
men OF choice and elegant music, Al third Tue usual
price s25lsu z. FERRET GCO 81 Broadway.
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COATS CHEAP.

nRFSS AND FROCk COATS made TO orcer BY eNps-
IL r.ncai rorsm-u IN the latest siy--, Of me French
and glsh Cloths the los raies Of $40 10 sl5 fness
FOR making and trimming Dress and rock Goat. II TIE best
uanuer 5 10 a.; do Pants and N-sts. 3 to 81 IS
Gent e-n about leaving city. wanting clothes made up
v ZOO " OF kmen AID the latest styles viii ind sr-ai
saving 10 call
& Boys' Youths and Mems Clothes OF al kinds made
10 order CHEAP The greatest pains iaAen In cutting Gar
mems ~ Nh kinds s B. YOUNGS,
san 9v- No 1872 Csnsi-sL corner Of Thonpsor-st
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-10-02

MEXICAN MUSEUM. and Aerial GARDEN Mon
i1iay September Splendid performances IN the alter
O'clock and every evening a. rs i-pas heei
gag-ment OF the an Outang from the Island OF borneo
The greatest novelty auGw ondcr ever introduced 70 e puo
hc Inc Petnfet Human Body. An Ant-RenI Dress rom
Delaware county. Ole Bull, j. alias Master liowsrn ps
solving Views HydroONygen Microscope Mrs western
Great Western Mss Elizabeth The utant vocalist Madame
Rockwell, the famous fortune teller. New and o.autio
Wax Figures, Living serpents &c ADMISSION . GEMS
Children under ~ ~, Genus.
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JOSIAH kiCHARDs, Ascroes1
Rf BANGS, klCHAkDs YLAJTs-ssss


JOSIAH kiCHARDs, Averoes1
RY BANGS, RICHARDS = YLATf.-sss
ID % srosiwsy.-Llssfsl cssh sdvsses ssss &
wEDSEspxY THURSDAY EVENINGS
BooSssLLrxs sroeK-The entire balance Of so<s :. q
school, Classical and misee sn-ous oooks. sfsoosy.
0'''' WINS MONDAY EVENING oels.
VALUABLE Books, iLLUsrssrfo WoaKs, &c.-A large
and choce coecoo OF BOOKS se.eced roa pssvss lore
res cnbracag many zoe EnsAsh ~doas' spienad ll.ss
xue1c. Nc MsK.uIs'. isa..n Yorsi Gs.-sy r:Sss
EatO sa,'i a. Ms Historical and PeSs.Sa. s:s
A.hei ~ofsstog-Iner with valuable coeeton Of stand
A.o. selection Of German books zoe editions OF popu-
CasIo VIII be ready on s.ar.., prsviea. TO ...s
X tOLrON q 20. auction ..a ..a.a . .s g
era advances made consignaens and promps rearns
msie -
Sc-Oa Th4fsiay, Oct . al 10 Vc.ock. al the Ffanana-
square House. NJ 55 P-sflsl CONFUSING very lafIs
assortment OF mahogany aad curl maple CHAIRS soss. d.
ming and tea tables aid dressing -geas scsooards
carpets. OIL c.otn b-srsi., mattresses, 'esihsf beds and
Sidag ~asnssd. Toilets loosing glasses, crocsery and
glass ware, table eG.esy &c AlsO Oar ROM iufs0fs'
iqp'rs. A.
VA " shiALei, Au.u.s.tE
AUCTION NOTICE-FCSSIrlss-by H. 4. VIII
ALAaD, Tails DAY, ihar'dsyl a. 10 oe.oSs ., s.,ss
,OOs, l5 brOsss -xens'e 'fInen oil msnossay
aai, seas sot' caa' 70 ser., aNs', o.Dmn ,s .s,.
OedsteSs wsdrObe., Iaoes s-eooarsr, cfveAery gsss
emma. smps. lsllcrus paintings, lnio" sAsdes Win
vsriy OF ancy goods ball stove. drum aud PPe
Office 0esss, A.. SAFE prsisc, TO pay advance ~
WI W SHIRLEY. Asouoseer
AUCTION MOTTO k.-klcA assortment 81 China q
laucuou tndsy Oct. j al 10 O'Clock, a tho store COL
btoaawsy appste boad sLPefe mpto sac, Tor essn OF
valuable CHINA dnuef, "a cOrse and loie
sets-~he and sOll oruaIDensI, eso. ciioa And fancy
pitchers nane ornsnrns, el- ant biscuit images N Pes
or sngiy; also, gsss-~ arc, lamps AMI soH~ Sod IN .os
10 "a families aud feta.T- Ia o- tAsen Away sane asy
tle Ia be given up on saturday. IL
" NJ MCCORMICK, Aaelosecr
EXECUTORS SALk.-rhIS UAl. al ~ O'Clock,
I<sl sod by .rde' Executors, sfke Assortment "
p.s.l ware fancy articles, housekeeping DO, Jr~eny
watches fench clocks, lamps gi 2ndoles Sc wan van.
ETY. of olhes anu miscellaneous Hnces AGO. eese
rnne clothing computing dfess panla.oons ovefSoeo
and otice do. Caiaog po~ ready. u
by JAMES NJ. MILLER
ID MONDAY, Oct 9th
Al oclOcn a The Merchants Exchange,
VIII be sold lot. q. ground I-oth and In sis neef
The Railroad itn 5th avenue beps 10 et ffout
90 1h anu 9Th by OU se deep making 100 ffoota
Located uear Floyos Oafssn AMI o me proper ssds
for building Foo terms vi DocL T. Van Afsdaie,
80 Broomes Sale posiuse.
ROYAL UDkLEi, Aaeuoueef.
BOOTS, SHOES AND BkOtsANs.--fhday
- morning hail pa 10 O.ock, VIII he solt ~ o1fisy
q HILL a lhe Ncw-fors Lo1g Room, 1903 bfoaawsy, up
$50 booze shoes aud hrogsDs suited 10 me city
and arg trade racing Al he usds Va eies si "a
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-10-02
amusements.
D.LuO,s OPERA UOUsE.-Tue-dsy,

DALMO'~ OPERA HOUsE.-Tue-dsy, September
II Srh. lst5-Esrry <ighI-Afnission = cents ooly--
Me-sr- GERMON. srANWOOp, HARRiNUToN, fEL-
HAM and WHITE, having received solicitations from
many families h0 not yet had opportunity of VIII
messing their uuahe performance, owing 10 TIE rge
crowd. that shty nj IRE Op-u 1ase bsve consented 20
remain a sbori TINE longer.
Open every ~ hi until further notice
For particulars see programme.
IT. Doors open Al 7t-Conc.rt 10 commence -
~ Boxes snd seus be secured daily from 10 A. NJ
til Z. NJ al the hOx Office spo
NIIkIU,> t.AKUEN.-NO posgpoo.lnens a. th- CO
Enlistment account OF The "eaihef, As me S'e.s
Entrance fon Broadway The Saloon Is proiecsd aud
he New saloon which - ventilated from Tie top and sides,
can enclosed moments notice Doors open Al rei-
formsnce TO commence 81 u. Thursday Evening, oSt.
"a Mr. H. Paciie (whc IL eng aged Of United Prfioc'l
Mr., Mowa Mr. Cr.p, and the srong comedy company OF
he - abu.Lm-ut To commence win tee overture 10
Zampa To be s.cceeded by scAoOl for scancs An IN
trns-ou OF half an hour viii place between The nfd
and fourth OF he play. Admission !. Gems
CASTLE t.AkDEN.-Ih- 1OOfs Viii open q. nall
u pa.t = and the performances viii commence al hapssl
O'Clock prec sely Adm scion . cents Last week OF NE
Blrle.que Opera Thlrsosy Evening, Oct 2nd. VIII DC
performed Tor The trs time PO.tHeoEOu. or Long.jaw
hone sken from Adams avOrte opera OF The Posu ron OF
Lonuueau Brlween The Isl and % paris an nterlsson
o; half an hour FOR promenade and refreshments afords
Al opportunity OF exsmioing lhe Oesutui 10 oosmo'anss
vONt ERT-O.e Buil las the honor of announcing that
October 3D. a. the Tabernacle, assisted By Ms- Noh AM
Mr. Dufied Nocais and a fIl AM effective Orchestra
under be direction OF Mr. L. {. Hill
Mr Kurs will preside a. the Piano Forte and organ
Tickets 81 escA TO be had al the principal Muse stores
and al the door. VI -
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-10-02

medicine never-fslling remedy for Dyspepsia and
Nervous Affections IL is certain for Scs and Nerv
Headaches and excellent preventive of Cosiveness
and Low Spirits IL cOrrecIs morbid stale OF the hillary
organs and very ecscious in relieving Faulency Cho
les and similar complaints Of the Stomach and Bowels 1t
speedily promotes the OF strength and sctvy in al
of Debihy restores healthy appetite, where this
greatest OF blessings deficient, and natural
quence gives tone and yigor 10 the whole system
Sod wholesale and retail by A. B. d. SANDS, - Futon
street. also rs Broadway aud II tss, Broadway Sold
aso by RUSHTON K co. ITO Broadway, 40 Asor House
and Broadway. corner Of Foureenth-sL Also by J. l.
Coddingtou. 305 Hrdsoo-st iy9 sodisu
" A. 4. Barry. Artist in Hair, No. 116
Broadway ana Scaps upon ths Nenisiing snd Cos
system. Toupees. PIais Bands, Seams and Curs
cheaper than any other house Ia the city.
Also manuisciu ed rem ladies' and coemens hair. Neck
aces Bracelets Wsch Guards, Rings Flowers, Earrings
&c. nc ol lmis
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-10-02
Eli AND WINTER Goops-

WIN 7. JENNINGS 4 CO. Diapers and Tailors, In
w porters Of Cloths ard Csssimeres Neslngs, Ss, 81
Broadvay American Hoisl opposite the Fountain, are IL
receipt OF an extensive assortment OF new goods for Fall and
Winter wear comprising French and English Cloths for
Dress aud Ffock Goats 10 agrea variety vi SYKES
Sk Sa;in Marino ard Velvet vesings, Milled Cloths
Tweeds, &C. for OyerCosts, which viii be made up
order through TIE AID Vi As efficient corps OF cutters
a. can be found ia the country essential point IN the
economy 70 which would direct, and In rendering the
style AMI character Of garments such as must satisfy TIE
-ruinatng that our views Of chespness based
on The production OF any other than frs, rate garments
such as have sustained our system OF small profits and quick
returns and prompted the solicitation OF call rom nose
Who would really effect saving of the extra per cetsge
levied under The credit system
The attention directed the fsnaloons department msi
continue TO ODER ind 1cemens those who appreciate ni
combining and elegance
Ia sdtos ~ The usual OF goods kept by the
ae We nav. away. on haAd ready made Dress snc Frecx
Goats Paniaoons Vests &c 10 answer the requirements Of
hs.e Who OF emergency. may require ars rate SUIT
Also Fancy Dress Arce. variety. Scsrs Cravais,
Handsercief Gloves Su.penders Hosiery, uncer'
Drawers Linen and Muslin Shirts Collars &c &c SIS
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-10-02
" Chemical Bnl-nm, or Hair Inylgorato

~ Chemical Balsam, or Hair InyigOrat0r.-
remedy for all diseases incidental 10 the HAIR and lis
sioraive all where Badness is Rot beyond The reach
OF
MESIrs OF The CHEMICAL BALsAM OR HAIR ISyi0oRA-
ToR prevents badness II removes dsndruf and cutane
GUS scr Keeps the hair Ia its natural color and prevents
from turning Ii presented to The world with
hrm belief that beautiful and healthy restorative of the
Hair, II will be found trial. uneqaled-
Prepared solely by T.. PHALON, No. 2lf Broadway.
Agents-O Fish Co Washington, ID. c.; Aver Phe
Ian 10 Broad-sL Columbus, Ca. F.. b. Tue. Philadelphia
Penn; H. Rice, corner OF Court and Howard SITS Boston
w. Creech fremont House, Boston, c. h. Brewer, No
los Fulton Brooklyn NJ. j. Fletcher Msrebon, Ulster
Co. New-lork. SO lmeodis-
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SPOKEN. &c.

BELOW.
ship in the Ofipg and brig. Wind West.
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WA. W, SHIRLEY. A.euoseeI

" VI. MCCORMICK, Aaclosevr
ENECUrOk'S SALk.-rhIS uAf. al ~ O'CLOCK
TInl be sod b, .rde' Executors afse Assortment "
p.s.l ware fancy articles, housekeeping DO, Jr~eny
watches sench clocks, lamps g' Sndol-s Sc wan sAf.
rty of othes ances AGO, cese
.up,rine clothing comprns dfess panIaoons ovefcoen
~ va IA Csfsosnr. Az po~ ready. IL
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-10-02
uY JANE, VI. MILLER
ID MONDAY, Oct 9th.

Al J., OcOcs, al the Merchants Exchange,
VIII be sold lot. ground -oth aud lXi.n SIC, neef
The Railroad ih sni o aveuue oeps ID Tel fout
90 11.h .7h by ~ iset deep, making 100 ffooa
Located near kloyd AMI OF me proper .fsds
Tor building Foo esaurc vi DocL L. Van Afsdse,
- Become Sale positive.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-10-02

VA sss AND MEAl.-Gencsee of fair brands 10 dull
"a - ine demand 10 rather light, both for home use
lsp me last Michigan u SGT "a 69, and 1900 to
a. sussht brands sold At the lower price and 200
rossS $3.50 ~ o2.. sale Of 800 or 400 bbs Scratched
no ,sies Of importance.
wh.,,I rapon nom Is. to 3Gh September
cp.v "----.----.....--.---...6 co Clio bbls.
srs Wsswe notice sales 600 bushels inferior south
.b.t a. 20 private terms and 500 do. good article
o1.rnr hs Tor milling There 10 no Southern Corn
~y .sS Igo would bring 81 cents for distling Jer
sashss . "SDsnern are held IS a6o cents ofRye $500
saon,n.,o = o.. In the alp and delivered Barley
$500 cents Northern Oats 4Od4
Con export rom lot to 3oth September,
Dpc~--.s'-.-'s. lJ090 oushelo.
s''sloNs.-Posk u rather armsr today nd
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-10-02
MARINE JOURNAL.
PORT OF NETWORK.

MINIATURE ALMAsAc.....TH DAY.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-10-02

- q Cotton from tke ports Of the Uni,sd States corr
nsactsg la September, lsi5.
Receiv Stock on Stock IN
Bales since ist hand hand l.r
cleared Sept IS dale. sept as
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-10-02

,pnei having comlOdlUus facks TOT sssosunS
Bar IRON and having connected WIN ms " Ssns1 49,
sye for Ps lfon prepared W focsye yy.s 49, %
p, upon very favorable Tbs ocsiion Of NC Pfent
.s ltwe sen Piers and North RIVER opposite W -
coayellen. DOCKS reduces very marnAiy W esee
,s VI carriage In receiving and delivering onss neIene
Use received on Storage IN ureo sofy hfo-Pioi
surubc the lowest rsteA 'AS A"
ell taHlsIfy - "
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-10-02

IOHN Is. RICH, Denial Surgeon, has removed from
Rroadwsv sh 'm,s'
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-10-02

~ For CVrrVtlet cNd N0Nty MuIIsFs' go I'M "s'
"WEDNESDAY P. NJ.
There was no marked change in the Stock Mar
..s to-day. Al the close the tendency was upward.
The Bill Market is quiet and quotations as before
s,,rlius " a 10. Francs Is d 22..
The election of the Stoningion Railroad resulted
,he ,ucces Of the ticket composed Of the old Board
The ve,e was follows:
-. 1872 votes
Wisconsin herald, and Grant County advertiser. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1844-1845, 1845-09-27

occur from these before the week is
out. 1t is Infamous TO see these things
exposed for sale. There ought TO be
law agin it,"
And as we walk down the street to-
gether, the old gentleman does moth
ing but discant upon the insufficiency
in number, of our laws; and when we
parted from him this morning, he was
standing aghast at small mountain OF
pine apples, and rotten bananas, at a
well known fruit grocer's, repeating TO
all who heard him-"There ought to
be law agin it."-[N. Y. Post.
Wisconsin herald, and Grant County advertiser. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1844-1845, 1845-09-27
NEW GOODS.
@NOt to be Iseat.-L0
SOME THINGS CAN BE DONE
AS WE'LL AS OTHERS.


VXTE will and eau sell Gools as cheap as any
w other house in the DIGGINS. The old
Stand formally occupied by Mr.. McKinzie, is lit
teraly Grained with NEW and FASHIONABLE
GOODS, suited to the present and approaching
season.
Consisting Ia part OF the following; American,
British, and French DRY GOODS, of every des-
,cription and variety. Rio and Havana Coffee,
Imperial, Gunpowderi! Blasting and Rifle pow
der!! and Young Hyson Teas. Hardware and
Cutefy, Glass, China and Queens Ware. Drugs
snd Dye stuffs, Gentlemen's Boots and Shoes ofev
cry description, Ladies Cater, Slippers, Kid and
Walking shoes, Beaver, Russia, Cashmere and
Wool Hats, Men and Boys Palm Hats, and caps
Of every variety. In word the Subscriber would
inform his old friends and the public that he has
just received and is now opening one of the largest
and best selected Stock of Merchandise that has
come up these Waters in a Coon's Age, all of which
he proposes to sell for cash the produce of the
country.
have and will keep constantly on hand, ba-
con, pork, butter, lard &c. Chairs, beGsrsads; sole
and harness leather always on hand: and in a
word every thing from Needle to an Anchor.
The subscriber would renew his obligations for
past favors and solicit continuance of the liberal
patronage heretofore received.
Remember the stand, the store house formally
occupied by Mr.. McKinzie, and don't forget to
bring the money. w. l.. JOHNSON.
Potos, w. L. April LIST, l545. 5 3m
Wisconsin herald, and Grant County advertiser. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1844-1845, 1845-09-27
FANCY AND SILK GOODS.

Mousln de LANES; Foulard pe Chu
Baage splendid Mainoe FIR nch
Engsh Vngs, collars lace cuffs silk wstgrdes
uge bead Jet buge gilt bracelets head ornaments necklaces
Bonnet Lawn and silk good
Gmps and silk fnge elastic braces ocks silk
scar Embroidered Marine
Mems do silk fet woed and cotton gloves Mems buck
thread silk silk
edgngs footing Blonde Wells; do fe and lace
pocket plaid silk, dm pmarino mousn de laine and
hdk gro satin bazarne and tartan
wed embroidered Kbye Bevdere, muslin de lane
broidered ane robroy fancy
Ednbug Vcs hw &c., &c., barage umbrellas and paraso SHE'LL
dressing om silver thmbes
specaces violin strings &c. &c. Fancy shaving and toilet
OIL cologne and bay balm eoumba ndeble ink
Agooda tment o Fashionable
Wisconsin herald, and Grant County advertiser. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1844-1845, 1845-09-27
a Dispute.

We were comfortably situated in
thestage. The horses were under way,
when a young man continued CONVEX
sation which it appeared he had broken
off at the last stopping place.
"At any rate" said he, ! do not be-
Iieve the story about Jonah swallowing
the whale"
"And what is there so strange in
that, young man." said an elder ly dea-
con on the opposite seat.
Strange" said the youth, cit is
absurd, astonishing, impossible"
"You speak very confidently, sir,
wiser men than you have believed it"
continued the deacon, sand, indeed,
why should not that be true as well as
any other part Of the good book"
:" never saw il in the good book!"
exclaimed the other.
"Then am sorry to say that you
are very ignorant Of your Bible, young
man, and it seems to me that person
who shows such lack of religious
knowledge ought not to be so confident
on such subject" and the old deacon
looked at another very sober gentle
man who sat opposite to him, as if for
his approval.
The other gentleman opened his
mouth for the first time and said
81 perfectly agree with the young
man. | do not believe in that story
either"
The deacon looked thunderstruck
and he stammered ont" But. sir, |
thought that you told me that your were
a member of church."
"Yes, sir, am, and | believe every
thing that is contained in the Bible"
81 beg your pardon, sir, but"
Sand beg yours, sir, but the young
man said he did not believe that Jonah
swallowed the whale"
"Jonah swallowed-whale swallow
ed" said the deacon bewilderea.-
"Did you not say, young man, that
you did not believe that the whale
swallowed Jonahf"
mot at all, sir-I said did not be-
lieve that Jonah swallowed the whale. -"
"Well, WELL" said the deacon, "that
alters the case, and I'm sure | did not
know what you were talking about. "
Here the old gentleman opposite
took pinch of snuff, and leisurely OBJ
served that such was generally the case
with religious controversy; that one
party ,oGS talking about one thing,
and the other party Of another
therefore," said he, in conclusion, Z" /
very seldom engage in religious dis
cussions, and more especially do avoid
them when travelling in stage coach. "
The deacon looked at the gentleman
as If he intended TO know him when he
saw him again, and the Young man
went TO sleep.
Wisconsin herald, and Grant County advertiser. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1844-1845, 1845-09-27
POE h ".
HANS SCHAFFEis.

A Dutch Story--arld true, every pord Of Al.
Hans Sehaffer was Dutchman,
In Jersey born and bred;
Where peac hes are so plenty,
And all the mud sred.
His father was a Duchman,
Likewise his mother too;
And his uncles, aunts, and cousins
Faith they were not few!
Hans wore tae real Dutch brseches,
Dutch was his coat and hat;
So was his umb er-ella--
But won't speak Of that.
His shoes md his knec-buckles,
Hrs collar and his vest,
And his linsey-woolsey stockings,
Were Dutch, like all the rest.
Hans Schaffer no got married,
Having nothing else to do;
His wife may heaven rest her.
She was Dutchman too.
Bot, ah poor mortal creature,
1t happened that she died,
Abouta week or two before
The nuptial knot was tied.
And all the people moumed her
Twas very right they should;
Yea, all Hans wife's relations
or tears she'd quito flood.
"Well, what Of Harsr' you query;
What's that to you or me!
Hos living still in Jersey,
And there wen let him be.
A. NJ.
Wisconsin herald, and Grant County advertiser. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1844-1845, 1845-09-27

W'ho had the first .fght.-Dr. Mo-
ses, Of the Omnibus Cambridge, had
been SO much to old Harvard as to be-
come quite Classical. Coming through
the Port the day after commencement,
with cluster Of bacca laureates on the
outside, the doctor drew the reins
tight through the fingers Of the left
hand, when with a knowing wink Of
his left eye, said:
"Wcll, boys, now you've got thro'
college, and know every thing, Of
course, want you to tell me one
thing. Who was it that had the first
fght?"
Outsides-"The first fght?-why ii
was Cain aud Abel"
Doctor" No it wasn't though"
Outsidcs-" Then, may be, you
mean David and Goliah, or Sampson,
Or"
Doctor-"I knew you wouldn't
guess. I'll tell you. 1t was Mill
He was the one"
Outsides-(laughing)-" Mill, DR..
Mill means nothing. Nothing could
not fight"
Doctor-"Nothing or something,
it's all the same to me, go by the
books and the professors, and they all
say in the beginning, before anything
was done or thought by any body,
Mill it,"
The boys slid down over the for
ward wheels, and walked the rest oil
the way into town.-[Boston Post.