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VARIETY.
PAM vhy am de- sun like losi oS
A..a Cause be am round. eh Gun
~ Won cub Il up Yes. ] sint done
nofin else.' well den. cause = rises e
! Dc yeast. (essl. 'N'ggsr you zen
sweepin' out School room am y00'
a minister in Vermont hss forbidden
~ one 10 play violin in bis church.
~ avs. however serious his thoughts
~ IS The NON ent he hears Riddle, he
soe, 10 thinking lov he used 10 dance {
There is ! young lady in Boston somo'
a., IN, ,he will no. crosssas bride tina
h,s no, draics-the bare idea otssh's 70 E
noush. Sppear--
--sysS hsd. said the youth
ssm0lous Of theatrical fsme--I never had.
but hase brother who drives an omni-
bos; and have been myself in the cab
Incl
Pigs are reputediobe stubborn animals
always resolved upon going In some di
reciion opposite 70 that indicated BY their
masters. II 10 said yon can never lad
them, yet weisse thai 5000 arrived al 81.
Louis from Gslena, . few DAYS since, and
every pig Of them was lead The whole
distance.
A good old Quaker lady tebuked her
son for bis manner Of speaking after this
wise 80 Moses thee should'si never say
'molkfying influences Of any thing thee 4
shoald'si say Maryfying influence
.absenee Of Mind-A milkman 10 at
tempting TO water bis horse, went out and
watered his milk. He discovered bis or.
TOR when his customers said there was 90
! cream 10 his joke. So says . contempo-
fary. We dent admire his milky way
A Kiss-rpe quick before. mother sees.
you bonnet i coming in fashion At Lynn,
Msss Can, the ladies' gel them 10 IA.
shion here.
II 70 said there 10 man To- Hartford, !
Conn. who walks 80 fast thai il puts bis
shadow ont Of breath 10 keep up with !
him.
May L please your honor said Law.
yer, addressing one Of the judges, Il |
brought the prisoner from the jail on .
Aabeas corpus 81
That's good onep said fellow 10 40
underione, who stood 10 The rear OF the
court, I'm blow'd il / hain'i seen him
come here in ea6.'
NJ a Good One-A son Of The Emerald
Idle, 10 pursuit Of work. stopped in our
goodly. city last week, after inoui.ing
through the streets for employment. gave |
\, up; aud. a. be returned 10 The river, be
exclaimed TO person he met, Och, says
be. this . = finished city !; there is not q
specknf work TO be done ID it.'-{ludson
Gazette.
\ We'll done. (which 10 The best house
In --- z said gentleman on steamer,
addressing person who, be had been in.
formed, resided II the place indicated.
THE --- House, was The decided re
Isponse. That's the house where ali the
Dig bugs stop. Discovering. after night
lof unrest that his informant was the
keeper Of the house alluded TO, be de-
sired him TO send bis baggage To- some
house where the 6Ggs wers moi quite 90
Dig.
Not Gully Of 'Prorimiiy.'- The Post.
master General lately abolished 1 small
Office ia Virgins, and informed the Post. 4.
master that il was done BY reason OF his
proximity to another Office. In his reply
he complained bitterly Of the discontin1.
snee OF bis office, not for the sake Of ths'l
salary, for that was not moro than 62&
cents per quar,er--but on account. 9th
cause Of the discontinuance-prorimity
for. said he ] never was guilty Of prox.
unity 10 my life.'
San Slicks IDEA Of Good Wifi. She
hadnlno ear for Eusie, said Sam. ba, she
had capital eye for dirt. and ior poor
folks, that's much better. No one ever
seen % much dirt in my house as a.hy |
couldn't brush of with his wings. Bos-
tin gala may boast oil their spine,s, and |
their gsiars and their eysfaIian airs, and /
Iheif ears for nasie- hut give me the gal,
! say. that has an eye for diyi, for she's |
The gal for my mopey.
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Some robbers having broken iaios !
gentleman's house, went to The bed or the |
tootman snd told him il be moved, he
was dead man. That's lie 1 said be.
for i ! move. / am sure thar lam alive |
Early on very cold morpios. profile |
cutter called al the house Of ! wsr, and |
inquired Il be wanted profile taken
! Ties. vas bis reply, I want yours taksn |
fromny door.
IN on Rsi I'VE have received ,hs |
6rst No. Of the P;kslonisa. edited and |
poblisbed b. Samuel Pix. a Pikstoa
Piks couniy. Ohio. upon the Turn-p;kr |
which crosses sheSeio,o River. attending |