The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 184?-1851, 1845-04-16
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ON A SILLY BUT DITFIDENr PERSON.
"Full many flower" the poets sing,
Is born to blush unseen,"
But you, although you blush, are not
The flower the poets mean.--HALLEcK.
DIALOGUE AT A BOARDING HoUsE.-"Digby, |
will YOU take some buttcr?"
"Thank you, Quilp, | belong to atemperance
take anything strong" replied
Digby.
JUVENILE Wrr.--"JImmy do you go to
SCHOOL,"
ayes sir, to the school kept by Miss Post"
"Nss Post! not phippiag Post, hope"
30, no sir, she is only guide Post"
GOING TO BE RE-pAIRED.---An elderly gentle
man whose gayety of living during his widow
hood had made sad inroads into his constitution,
at length persuaded buxom widow to become
his better half An old boon companion con-
graduated him by saying, 81 am glad you are
going to church to be repaired, boy"
JONAH AND THE wHALE.-"My son hold up
your head, and tell me who was the strongest
MANI"
"Jonah."
"Why sOY
"Cause the whale couldn't hold him after he
got him down."
"That's man---you needn't study the cate
chsm any more at present"
APT REpLY.-An honest son of Erin, green
from his pcregrinations, put his head into law
yer's office, and asked the inmate, Sand what do
you sell here?"
BIockheads," replied the limb of the law
"Och! then to be sure" said Pat, ''it must be
a good trade, for see there's but one left"
"PolIy, my DEAR" said Mrs, Snobbs, 'I'm as
tonished at you, my daughter. Why do you go
out at nights without any gentleman to protect
you"
"La! mother didn't father say long ago that
| if Polk was elected there would be no more pro-
lection.
SnARr.---Mr. George Sharp looking rather
dull one evening, a friend observed that he was
rather in a low key. "Oh !" replied young
lady sarcastically,a any one can see that G. Sharp
is A hotm
MEMORY. Jonathan Briggs, Of New York
has memory so long that he is obliged 10 tic il
in knot to carry it about with him.
An exchange paper says that the most digni
fed, glorious, and lovely work of nature is wo
man, next to her is man, and then Berkshire pigs
4 There is but one road permanent happiness
and prosperity, and that is the path of unspottec
Integrity, of fhigh-souled honor, and of the mos
transparent honesty.
VERY NATURAL.-An exchange paper say:
that on recent occasion, when marriage
ceremony was about to be performed in a church
in neighboring town, and the Gle gyman de
sired the parties wishing to be married to stant
up, large number of ladies arose!
Coon SPuNK.--A Kentucky girl, marrying
J fellow Of mean reputation, was taken TO tasI
for it BY her uncle. 81 know uncle," repe'
she, 'that Joe is not good for much, but h,
saysI dare not have him, and wont be stump
ed by any body"
PRoFouND REPLy.--A stranger asked coun
,,tryman, whom he saw mending aroad near Ross
'where the road went to9" The countrymai
replied, 81 don't know, zur; ! finds it her
when comes to work iu the morning, and
leaves it here at night, but where it goes in tn
mean time don't know"
or r"Here, coys, have four apples TO d
vide between three of US, SO there are two 70
you two, and two for me too"
81 think shall look all the better for o littl
fresh h-nir,n as the lady said, when she put o
some false curls.