Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1845-04-24
BY GEO. II. BEANAN


n ou, ofihe qv-s,oa And there never
~ss 50 many tres a. there u now shall
never elos, my eyes oil night bu, what.
tha,,o you, 10 pcopl. can call YOU liberal.
Mr. CaUdlo , your wife and Children msy
oil 10 burnt alive IN their beds - all u 100
70 a certainty shalt b., Eaf ths Insursocs
must drop. And after we've insured for 20
many y,sis' Blu, how, ] should like to
know, are people 10 in,ur, who make ducks
and brakes >, their five pounds did
think We might 20 TO Alargate this SUN.
nrf There poor liule Caroline, am
sute she wants the sea. But no, che must
rop a, home, all OF us inus sop al home,
she'll 20 INTO consumption, there. no
douh of,hst yes sweet ln,le angel, I've
made up my mind 10 loose her now. The
child might have beeo saved, but people
can't ssvc their children and throw nway
their five pounds too, ....
4 wonder whsrc poor liule Chcrub To-
WI lie 700 were lending that 1--WE pounds,
the dog ran out Of the shop. You know,
| never le, It GO into the street Tor fear II
should be BIT bv some mad dog md come
home and bite all the children |, wouldn't
at all nstonsh me II the animal was TO
come back with the bydtophUblo, and give
1t TO all the family. However, what's your
family 10 you, .u you can play the Liberal
creature with five pounds;
DO you hear that shutter, how its bangin'
10 and fro Yes, know WIN, it wants as
well as 700, II wants new fastening.
was gumg to send for the blacksmith
today But now IFS on, of the question,
now II mus, bang Of nights, since you have
thrown away FIVE pounds
We'll, things are come TO a pretty pass
this is the fret nigh, ever msde my sup
per OF roast beef without pickles But
who is to ofotd pickles, when folks are
always lending five POUNDS.
Hal THERE'S the 500, falling down the
chimney. II hate tie smell Of anything
,ts thr smell Of 500, And you know 1t;
but VIVA, arc my feelings to you Sweep
the chimney yes us all very 6nc 10 s'y
sweep the chimney--but how are ch'm
neys TO be swept, how are they to be paid
lor by people who don't take cute Of their
five ponds ?
Do you hear the mice running about
the room | hear them. If they were only
TO drag you on, Of bed 1t would DE no ma,
ter Sc, trap for them ? Yes i.s ea,v
enough to shy--ss n trap for 'em. Bl,
how nrep-opIe tn afford cheese, when eve
~ day they lose five pounds ,
'Hlrk I'm sure thtrc's n noise dow
stairs, 1t would n, n. oil surprise me II
there were thieves in The house. Well. il
may be the cat but thieves are pretty sure
TO come IN some night Theresa wretch
ed iaaenins TO the back door but these
nrc not tunes to afford bolts and ba, S
when fools won. take Of their hv,
pounds
'MaryAnn oueh, to have gone 10 tn,
dentists tomorrow. She wants three tee /
taken ON, Now it can't be done Thrc
teeth that quite dsfgure the childs mouth
But there they must stop, and spoil the pre-,
tics face that ever was made Otherwis
she'd have been the wife for lord Now
when she grows up who'll have her Nc
body. We shal! die mud leave her n,on
and unprotected in the world But whu
DO you care for that Nothing, so yo
can ,qunndcr away five pounds
And now see Me Caudle, what mmrr
you have brought. upon your wrciche
family ! can't have satin gown IN
girls can't have new Lonnrs the water
$ rate ,nost stand over Jack must get hi
deuth ,hrougha broken window our fr
insurance can't be pa ID so we shall oil ia
victims to the devonring element we cnn
:. 60 to Margn,e, and Caroline will go TO n
early grave the dog will come home an
bite Us all mad the shutter will go BANG
ing forever the 500, will always fall; IN
mice never lr, MS have wink of sleep
thieves be always breaking into the house
and our dear MaryAnne b. left an unprt
iected maid, and oil, oil MrCaudle, brcnus
;. yon will 60 on lending FIVE pounds p----ah,
,, which the amiable Mrs Caudlc droppe
nsleep PHuch