Bloomington herald. [volume] (Bloomington, I. T. [Iowa]) 1840-1849, 1845-11-15

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shspliag gree s1eeling, robust fe
1 expo.,ulatsd ana sa,rea,ed in vain;
w. pul led abut, lille6 up. and klsset
WIN out mers{ king > desperate
rally, ! burst hop HER embraces and fec
along the lank q the ton efmy speed, fol
lowed BY derlsiys cheers from my baflet
Prosecutors, AVA sshoua p laughter from
their husbandA fethers AZ brothers, who
had lef' 1hs Fel llea' .aas she sport.
. Bs Arrr lss1a, IIoracsM Mn.
I'm, who fisss stoEed great deal Of al
tension to The subject, well observes, thai
every motion Of the human frame helps IA
construct fertilization against disease,
and to render the body more impregnable
against its attacks. 1t requires, indeed,
no very strong imagination to see the hor-
rid forms OF the diseases themselves, as
they are exercised and driven from the
bodies which were once their victims, and
are compelled to seek some new tene-
ment. Those prodigious leaps over the
vaulling horse, how they kick hereditary
govt out of ME toes Those quick som.
ersetts, with their quick and deep breath
ings, are ejecling bronchitis, asthma and
ph,his;c from the throat and lungs. On
yonder pendant rope. consumption is hung
up like mslefactor, as he is. Legions
of blue. devils are impaled on those paral.
lei bars. Dyspepsia lost hold of its VIC
Tim when he mounted the flying horse,
and has never since been able TO regain
his accursed throne, and live by gnawing
the vitals.
There goes flock of nervous distem-
pers, head ache, and lic.donoureux, and
ST. An,hony's fire; there they fly on. Of
the window, seeking some s.all>fed AL
derman, or fat millionaire, or aristocralic
old lady. Rheumatism and cramps and
spasms sit coiled up and chattering in the
corners of the room like satanic imps, as
they are; The strong muscles of the attn
letes having shaken them off, as the lion
shakes the dew from his name. Jaun-
dice flies AWAY TO yellow the cheeks Of
some fair oung lady reclining on otto
mans in her parlor. The balancing pole
shakes lumbago out Of the back, and all
kinds OF femoral stitches out of the side.
Pleurisy and apoplexy, fever and paraly
sis, and death hover around; they look in
to the windows of this hall, but finding
brain and lungs and heart all defiant of
their power, they 60 away in quest of
some lazy cit, some guzzling drone, or
some bloated epicure, at his late supper,
to fasten their fatal fangs upon them
Disease, with its thousand flying, hurry
ing deah>warran.s. finds feeder in in
temperance and idleness.
A LIVE YANKEE.-A correspondent OF
the N. Haven Herald gives the following /:
Il say, mister said half impudent,
and we, rather pleasant looking fellow, en-
tering the bar room where l sat, guess as
how I've seen you somewhere, haint 2
'Shouldn't WONDER said /, I've been
there very often
20, hum-into me, l see. Guess as
how you haint been a minister nor no.
thin =
Then you don't guess right
There, seed i, from the first, know'd
it; and yet you haint exactly the ministe-
rial cut. Don't look birthstone at Teller
when he swears. or turn up your eyes
like duck in thunder storm and look
some how or other just like nobody else
in the world!'
Does that make minister, friend :!
III tell you what, mister-guess as
how it does some.imes-ha. ha, ha, ha
Travellin' for health l guess
There you guess right
Though. so-wha.'s The matter on
you?'
Dyspepsia
Dyspepsia : dyspepsia! 0, the d.
in the g..
Exactly SO, my friend you've hit the
nail on the head. Been in the fire, per.
haps?'
Ha;nt 1! Tell you what, thought ]
was goin' to the d two years ago.
You look well enough now
'Dontl? Look here, mister, father:
got horse, that hahn, his equal no where
in the county, can tell you. He stand:
all so-like a gallows; and when he can
.ers you'd think yourself top of meetin
house goin' to Jehu; we'll, got right or
him, and went il like streak of lightnin
right into Canada. Now look at me!'
.You are worth looking at
'Aint /! Tell you what, if you min
listers, when you gifts . good salary. d jus
git some land and dig your own corn and
tasers guess as how you wouldn't git the
Dyspepsia
Right, friend--I'll record that
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