Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1845-07-03

Judge. When they were both young
and unknown tof fame and each other,
they meiata western ion. aud hyNchance
were put 10 sleep in the same room.
Both retired in the dark, each suspicious
zof the other. They slept pretty comfot,a.
bly,, so we'll indeed. that they both refused
terise mthe morning They we're lying,
cycling each kother. with terocious- looks
until noon. when Forrest making q dss.
pefate effort called out:
III Stranger. why don't YOU get ups'
What's that 10 you@ 49,
| 81 have particulartea.on Tor asking,
! ruNered Forrest-and then plunged bis
head beneath the clothes.
! Presently the Other raised his head ard
| said;-'1 say. nj iriend, perhaps you VII
answer me. It put the question 70 which
| refuse to reply TO, YOURSELF
+t+Well. then, sard Forrest rolling the
clothes of sl9Wly and striking his heels
t upon The fsors, 4 have no rtaudAdid not
want to expose my poverty.
| ! 'Ohll said The other, leapins With a
grey hound-hke sound into the middle
lot The apartment, 'whyEdldn' you say 50
betoFeS Hat 4 precisely The case Yin ne
y. Il Mtw .7pplcationof Guano A farm-
Fer wrTesa Boston paper, tina, be shut
This hf!e son Up mi The barn all nisb shat
fthe boy Slept with his feet on pile Of
Y gusno- and tina, next morning, looking
lor his son, Whatwas his asiopishme nj on
! entering instead OF thezchftd he had
mptisoned .Tam an'abou ixteet, in height
| stood before him! His dress Iesembled
( that Of child, the sleeves Of BIS jacket
| reached his elbows, and the bottom Of bis
.kpant aoons bis knees, While The buttons
81 his entire dress were torn OF and hang
!. ing by threads. - Such was the WONDER
fully ferliizlng effects q the guano
.Macready s. Perptrity The manners
! and Customs OF the inhabitants Of The New
4World excited in Ms9feady many emo
}Etous Of curiosity. He could scatctly ia
77EFlthom many 81 the fccentricuies' of the
II Yankees. Going 10 the manager Ieof one
4 Of The theatres IN which he was playing
I'll he}said-
,I>1|Mr. -, what "a singular COMPANY
Sou hsye-how eccen;tic1 how queer q
Il How SO, drs u ii
"A why, one man comes up tome, s1t
1 says i N tight, another says I'm high,
another I'm blue another I've got I
brick IL my hat. another = ~, making {
Il Virginia RAIL fence, another I'm oblusi
gated
1 he =
y II isvery remafkable, said Macread
t Petutantfy, for upon inquiry. / fed Tia
J all these men are drunk. Il
1 'FatherlI heard you say in the rail ca
Yesterday thatyou. are 10 favor Of lou
fairy II.
u :, Il am.
/ i thought %, for ! saw you kissing
our short servant gill this motRing
! AMUSING -Fhe last story isthst- Of :
Frenchman who had cough and wen
| toza doctor to~be cured, " He read his die.
! nonary and found that plough was pro
bounced pioW~so he naturally conclud
| ed that cough was pronounced cote. The
Echest was defined in bis book as Dor, So
he coolly and gravely told the doctor thai
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| Tor 70 take the weed from bis mouth, les,
he Ishould teach the other m onkies ga! ta
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