The daily union. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1845-1857, 1845-05-10
From the London Punch.
MRS. CAUDLE,s CURTAIN LECTURES.
LECTURE Nv.

Jhf. CGudk h0s oeen ~ Seoe51s tc1tb a friend.
Poor mel Hal I'm sure don't know who'd be 4
to man, fthey knew only half they d have to bear
wife must stay at home, and be drudge, whilst
man can 60 anywhere. It's enough for wife to
Iii like Cinderella by the ashcs whilst her husband
can 90 drinking and singing at a tavern You never
sing How do know you never sing' It's very
well for you to say 20; but If could hear you, ]
dare say you're among the worst Of 'em.
Sand now, suppose, it will b. the tavern every
night If you think I'm going to sit up for you
Mr. Caudle, you're very much mistaken. No: and
I'm not going TO get out Of my warm bed TO let YOU
in, either. No: nor Susan shan't sit up for you
No, nor you shan't have latch-key. I'm not going
10 sleep with the door upon the latch, TO be muir
dered befor the morning
{ ssFaush! Pahl Whewghl That filthy tobacco
Spokel Is's enough 70 kill any decent woman.
Won don't smoke yourssin What Of that, II You
20 among people who do smoke, you're Just as bad
81 worse. You might az well smoke-indeed
better. Better smoke yourself than come home with
ether peoples smoke in your hair.
nsl never knew any good to come to a man who
went to tavern. Nice companions he picks up
there! Yes; people who make il q boast TO treat
their wives like slaves, and ruin their families
There's that wretch Prcftyman. See what he's
come TO. He doesn't now get home till two in the
n1crning; and then in what state! He begins
QsarrelIing with the door-mat, that his poor wife
may be afraid to speak to him. A mean wretch
Rni don't you think III be like Mrs. Prettyman
No: Lwcudnt put up with it from the best man
that ever trod. You'll not make afraid to speak
a. ~. c'.'J,s y sw"ai - Ing oor-ins'
sYou don't intend to stay out till two in the morn
ing. How do you know what you'll do when you
81 among such peopei Men can't answer for them
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- ~ nv ia uia, h'.ny soDacco AGAIN: NO;
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= ~ II NJ C ~nul my y nunoca'eaf
morning. pusagn. you mink 81, I'm gong to let you
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was y ~ anu ieave you ana the children,
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anu anu . u, ~ ~ enu P|sE- ou uldnt smoke!
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smoking psvP,e o.ns aIe nnoIr ~ 'ncr com
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