Holly Springs gazette., 1845-01-17

he i "a lean as a Grahamite, living entire
Iv on bran pudding and fricassed rad
ishes. With the undying zeal Of an isra'
elite he thuuders forth anathemas against
four footed animals, and considers ornithol>
igv fit study for cannibals. These are
the sentiments ofthe Judge. albeit in poll>
tics he strangely enough "goes the whole
hog" At one time we learn. he was an
expounder of the Methodist faith, and trav-
ersed the country in company with the de-
vout and exemplary Father Redwine. This
NAV account for The serious cast OF counten-
ance peculiar to him. On the present occa
sion he was dressed in .he height of the
fashion. He wore 'west of England' In
visible green coat; the collar OF which was
a la co!legien, giving the wearer quite a
ma gisterial appearance. HIS CASHMERE
vest was buuoned close up to his chm. over
the top of which protruded an enormous
pair Of Jet whiskers, such as worn by orlg>
ands. whom sensible young ladies hold IN
such high esteem. His pantaloons. OF tan
cy stripes, were neatly strapped TO pair oil
pltent leather boots; and French kids en-
cased his small, delicate hands, IN which he
held the license that was to bind together
TWO willing hearts"
The Judge now proceeded to business
calling on The gay Lotharlo we have I'm
perfectly described, 10 'trot out his bride.
you're the man for my yaller quarter,
said our hero in -stacIes, and away ne
went in a run for Sue. With one effort
of his brawnv arm, he took her from .ne
mule and brought her to the centre of an
enclosure formed b. the company, his eye
sions of iov unspeakablo. The BRIDE was
a bouncing prairie beauty, on whnm lime
had smiled in his rapid course. She wore
a blue calico dress full in every part, thus
permitting
Every grace,
To run race"
A string of blue beads ornamented good,
substantial neck-none OF your 's"an-lIKe
things-and her head gear was cotton
handkerchief with scarltt,tripes, and yellow
ground work, tied gracefully under the
chm. and concealing the flaxen curis that
Struggled tor liberty. Her shoes might
have Given your reherche fashionable Ia
dies the hyste rice, but they united comfort
and durability aud effectually closed the
door TO that fell destroyer consumption
In the hurry of the moment, doubtless she
made an inyidIous distinction between those
.,a.assarr annendaces cIassically called I'm
-, do.,rovers one of which lacked the
| bI,e sock-but this was an OMISSION not
! Tauu Her blue eye, as It rested on th'
chosen one, spoke elcquently OF abiding
! love. and her handsome face was wrea!he'
| in smiles.
The Judge glanced at The paper IN nj
! L,,d md hon in q solemn impressive TOM
demanded OF the groom
Twill YOU take Susan Jenkins Us you
lawful. welded wift2"
"WeII. boss. L reckon will wo o1ldh
have rid since dayIigh! and packed her mere
,f didn't mean 10 do the clean thing, an,
wered our hero
"And vou Susan, will you take Cyru
S,or,er a. vour lawful welded husband! I!
..Yes ,so1ire that | will Dad said
ouohter married Bill Swizzlei but III sc
him hanged frs. He danced win oiu u
IL Bets Foler, and give her bran ne
swawl. Besides that he got drunk iei-
his horse and broke his les. Sy is soc
enough for me-" replied the spirited pea
ty.
I This was too much for Sy. He Jump'
for iov. and clasped the adorable "Suze'
D his bosom giving her smack that resen
i HE'D the noise created by the popping oil
e cork from champagne bottle,
g aStop sir" said the Judge 1.-The ceremot
: is not complete" at 49,
h Go it my squire" shouted S,y' i w
D. he as wild cat ketching deer;
The silken knot was now ned' ana an
3 tho buzzas of the men. and the smiles
White 'kerchiefs waving of the ladies'
ID earned his bIushing bride to the mo M,
nIaced her behind him and IN twinkil
OF was on the road 10 home and happiness