Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1845-07-31


Mine Gottl vat WI de Frenchman
make mex, n IS the Dutcbman said the
FIRST time be ever saw monkey.
A Boston chap. recenily returned from
. tour In New Hampshire, says he was
chased Out Of the State by pumpkin vines
which grew as fast as bis horse could run.
6 MY brethren. said preacher. deseant
ing Oh HE difficulties Of The sinner. it is
very easy task 10 row a skiff over Mia.
CARA Falls, bull Tremendous job.to low il
back again
Necessity is tie mother Of invention,
as ,hieloster said when he pinned his co al
tails together, toshide holein bis breech.
es. --
a genilemanin Lowell. Mass is so
strongly attached 10 The len hour system
that he ,aill not drink root beer, BECAUSE
i!wotks more than1ten hours per day.
iii say, landlord, inquired alosfer, what
tre you going 70 charge TO keep me all
,the winter for EotEing52 . A.
A drunken chap not long since, feel
ing cold, got up 10 the night, and seeing
as lie supposed, some embers on the
hearth &he gathered some fuel.togelhef,
aad tiled 10 create flame with bis Breath
and bellows, but in vain His wife heard
chin making fuss. and rather than be
disturbed IN her rest, got up 10 make the
FIRE for him, when she found thather hus-
band had been trying 10 blow four orsfse
struggling Ioonbeams inio,a blaze
Infanrtnienee or "a bad ItI1npk..---A
mortal fever prevailed on board ship al
sea, and a negro man was appointed to
throw the bodies OF those who died, from:
I, time 10 time, overheard. Ooe day vi hen
! The captain was on deck, he saw she ne.
gro dragging opt Of the ferecasile a sick
man who was struggling violently 10 ex-
.tricate himself from the. negto's grasp, and
demonstrating bitterly agains, the .cTuel,y
OF being busiea alive. VIVA, are you
gong to do With that man. you black rss
ca. said The captain, Going 10 throw
. himAeyerboard, nlassa, cause he deadr-
'Dssat you. scoundrel, saia the captain.
dom yon see$he moves aid speaks:'-
Yes. rnassa. lsknow be say lie no dead.
but Pc Ne 50. so6o3y ns6er knO,r uasa TO
belsspe4 hin
The editor Of Observation-Disclosures ludi.
1crolsly illustrates The necessity Of relotm
in medical nomenclature. Very much
contounded bsalays.was OR friend, DR..
Doane. . few. ears since. by remark oil
one Of his patents. The day previous.
the4Dec,orlbad prescribed that sale and
palatabls remedy the srrup.of buck.horp,
and had len his prescription written 10
the usual cabalisiic characters: !" SIR.
Riaa Gath. y % inqairins il The paiien,
'haditaken. the medicine, thpndef cloud
datsened her eyes. and she roared out !:
Mo- | can read your doctor writing-and
] ana agoin' q take he Syrup Of Ram
zCaiS for any body under heaven |.
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The latest and best genuine Irish bull
that we have heard Of. is related by HE
Washington correspondence the Ball.!
more Sun, who voaches for he truth OF il
A son Of The Emerald Isle lately arrived
in Boston, and wrote TO relative Irving
in Washington, requesting bis advice and
assistance 10 procuring work. The post.
age on the letter was % cents; aud the
recipient wrote back that as after the 6rsii
OF July The postage on letters would be
reduced. be should postpone answering /
his letter until tia, time. u
As.some oae was eulogizing . Bishop
of Lou;siana, who died while missioDa.
NJ. Missouri Indian, who was present. |
replied; Oh yesi be was.very good and
fesderp You knew him then. Said the
former. Knew him Eyes. indeed ate
some Of him I
IDS
What is there more delightful. more
more blissiul. more ea,erpil. !
lssihg TO The whole system than 10 take q /
walk with HE gid that you love 10 the |
swes, Snmmer sesson-ol the yesr--in the /
evening Oh just look ., The moon ! |
"A county eirl wens 10 post once. for
q letter, which after receiving, she wa.
ea.er q kpow from whom ii came. bul
Is she could moi read. sEs broke he seal.
and requesting young man standing bv
tgtell her. He, having al impeachment
10 lis speech, began with me. me. me,
s.Ah = said he eirl. sna'eLiae the letter. 4
thought was iron William Tor be always
shattered.
Whays he matter. John
NAV SAP nosea Bible Al me and hil
ny lead
Well. you ase The onlY boy ofibe iami-.
II On WhIch ;tn Rih's hss ersr been able