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slsfsine man who HAD eemh'uea
heltI was asked1by apirns person y al
.ou,tience had not cried Out 70 MN g
orb.,r. aAlssi' replied be. u y cid me
re, Of NV siomsch were so nl neh lonaef.l
a.. they prevented me lion hearing !,
hose Of conscience. f.
One Of The Western papers tels sooo
.oet dole Of Methodist preacher VINO a..
Ter sending round tie contribution box 81
/ camp meeting and exhorilng the con-
creation 10 be liberal IN contributing,
Looked into the box and on seeing the
money mostly N ads up Of cepts. exclsim
ed with great gravity, ~ perceive taat 4 /
I,rdndsr the eoPpersnitA hath done ~
much karSs. i,
h climqr -"whal srs you doing ny
son i, said farmer TO- his boy Billy. II
tSmoking sweet fern segar. ia'hei ;
made H.
Throw Il sway this minute; don'tyou
know ihatia boy who smokes sweet iera
wtlIsmoke tobacco, and IL be smokes 70
blceo he win drink rum. and ifhs drinks
RON be will lie. a3d il he will lie ne Will
sesi. aud if be steals be will murder and
ifIhsmufdsrs be will bs-aeqaitteed, '-N
y Organ.
tI'il give youa lii,. - The bull said
when be pitched The man over the hedge
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4 Itu bes, were 10 " ak into linen-dra
psf's shop, what would he1wsnit-Mus-
ia (muzliing }
.r... ,od,,ke in,' .. the minnow
aid when swallowed BY q PIKE
Go il while you're young ha: oee I
.Sa,n;u.d into; 10 the earliest stages 2
maturity, proceed with accelerate '"'''
mess.
rh. sd;,or ot ;Se Hartford. Pa'r'o. say
ibs has Had : psir Of eeo.s g,sea S vsr
Which were SO tight, 'hauheS came VS.,
ns,r making him ! Ua'seifst.is'' See 80,
hs received bis Pun,.hinen' a. ~ -
~ 80 tss0ss VIZ UOUguT no
the KiekaPoo tribe Of Indians. .
81 a Cserer Ansedois.-A1good story
told Of Professor Humphrey, Of Amber
College. Ooe morning, before recit,
\ ton, acme Of the students fastened 4 IN
goose On the Presidents chair. When d
eniered the room and discovered The ne
occupant OF his seat. be turned upon hi
heel abd coolly observed:
Gsgtlemen, Ihperceive you have
competent instructor, and i will, there
fore, leave you 10 your studies
q Bon tp.-'Hsr... boy, Civ. N. bal
apouud OF powder willyouY
Z with il 2
That son OF mine. Jake, has been cut
ting up some Of bis 'taruaI Oh mes .gin,
sne I ln gRine to give him blowing Up
for il--thal's ell.
There's man in this city, says the
New cfleans Picayone. who fsncies him
sell steamboat boiler. He is consraaily
seferiag the most acute misery under the
impression That his wife will 6iop hin up.
SHaogs tossy, be steams itstrong himself
yet he has dot the least appreh he nsions Of
any evil consequences from this cause NJ
Jones' Inst Jones says Ina, the other
gay be was 10 a >sleambos, above The S,
Louis, and there was raw Hoosier On
oosrl, AZ night, when the folks went 10 |
PED, Mt Hoosier lay down with his boots
on. The steward, seeing this, walks ub |
and politely says
Sir, you have laid down with your
booiseoyn.' II
MT. 5Hoosiet calmly raises his head
and looking down 81 the boots, innocent.
Iy replies, ID i
u wont hurt EN-; they are no, The
eestPair.
a Good 0as Alta most inieres,inv
period sin the Grafton delivered by p. a
NJ Ros g. Scott, before the Masonic Fra
!erni,y, ahen the Orator referred 10 the
lact thai Tecumseh bad saved several hun
tred pen from massacre. 10 conseque nce
n Hsign" given by a brother Mason
wag erisd out. sweil. after that Ill ney.
y vote Tor Dick J5hnson. for be killed
reeumssh. - Riehnoad Fiig. h
Briastoae The fumes Of BIims,oue
will remove fruit stairs, and iron mould !
rom linen and cotton. Mois,en N. n,r,
tanned with water, then hold i, oy.rs .
''ees o. btins,ons til the slain disappears
IN EgEpiiaa Bride Niche mel All il 4
making splendid p'epara,iors Tor the mar 6
age OF bis daughter, which is appoin ed !
take place early ne xtmonth: The yiee-t
y has caused to be- decorated alter he g
'lroPsan tashion several apartments oil g
ls palace. desiiLed for The use of The =
'arried couple. He has ordered from :,
indon and Paris complete and maeni6