Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1845-10-23

tFon ny so1l tneueht j Aue~ Jou--haH etS /
yous I'm realty glad 10 see yoa.''
sraager.-sI think yru ale mjsiahsn, sir. lt
done know you-I don't think ever say yau
( before,
Cahaid4ts.-..toh no ii MAS your ff'het, re.
collsct-he was coed mans an honest citizen
Z ana was much respected, ! Yfs,.it was him,
tnew--you look very muck alike"
StrangrT.-''I think you atesmissken again
ms fatber q a siFissn ef Engi4ad, and 4 hare noi
sbssa n his country more than month"
MfscandiJale slopsd, AndAssn'l been half as
know;ns since r.
Evils In the journey ollie, are like TIE
hills which alarm trayellersupon the road;
they both appear great at distance, but
when We approach them we find they sre
iss lees insurnountable than We had GEN.
.eeiYed.s i
Z T A shrewd farmer in The Vermont egi.-
/ lalute declined answering The speech OLA
member who wasrematkabie fer nothing
but his irothy and pugnsci5us impudeDceI
and self-coueeil, thus. "Mr. Speaker. HI
cant reply 4, that speech for il always.
wtenches ne terribly 70 kick al nothing \
Hairy Ciins-The Emperor AdriSBF
wore bis beard long to- conceal the warts.
fdn his face. Il is more than suspected
that many Of our modern daqdies cuili-
yale longEbesrds from sialar motives
Insthis world the poor are of ibreo de-
scliR,iQRs. .aHs.e,skasdes 81 his r. ST.
ths poor devils haveio look outdor the 10.
Jle.ves
|LtMoadde PartiSs.-.rhe Boston ladies
are holding lemonade parties. "A large
punch baWlof water is provided, which
y sweettnel by the ladies all PLACING
their lips to The brin. Al old bachelor
then looks into the boHl snd,the kmoD
ada lis dene up strong
"a Cool .4pology. oh I said poor suE
ifrer toa dentist, that Is the second wfono
tooth you've pulled gu. r. Vefy sorry
slr, said the blanderios operator. put a.
tAess were only three when began, I'in
sure TO be right nexltia.e.'
The Picayune tells The story Of snake
that swallowed mule twice. n kicksg,l
iisway out each time, aud fioalTy killed /
the snake. The mule was bought from
The kickapoo tribe Of Indians.
10 The yesFzlsl3, eight millioas one
thousand sfouI hundred and .torly nine
ponntis one shilling and four pence. we're
spent By tbe people Of. q ,~Rlitain ana
Ireland Id tobacco A. tolefahle round
sum 10 end in smoke !! If lhe. weed bad |
been worked into pigtail. rather more
than hall an inch thick, il would have
formed a line 9D,i70 miles, long enpush I
10 30 neatly five times around The world j
May il please your honor, ssil al4w II
yeraddressiOgpn one ofthe Judges, / bfougrJ
thstprisoner from the JAIL on habsss cot. ]
pus That's good one I said fellow 4
70 an under tone, who stood 10 tbe rear {
Of the eeutt, lin bowed il .iidn't Zee IS
him come here 10 a cab
a Firm An eminent me,chsot Re {
Gently sent new clerk 10 ascertain The II
names Of firm in Maiden Lane. telling p
HIN ,hsta sign n 'front.' Of the building i
would give MN the necessary inlorrr,a.
hon. The young man returned with tbeE /
intelligence that the fem wss } TSsne.
.Bagging, Cotton &Csb,es. - Md 5 lllsss.
ESony COnundruns w .t Saow. /.
! wants to ak you one quest.
Propel il, idea
WY AN gros shor Ike eoOntsffeit
'Wsll, Gingsr,I gibs dat RICH, mp
Does yoa SIP dat up g K4ss you. ran !
YAH yahi nigga. ,yoa talk SO much
bout your toaa,efseit dollass isl saeeresi
40 deiortl me Why -a-eoenierleil dollatyis /
like an apple pie !:
oh drops The soh;sc, and doesn'l
kaow nolhin abau. ii
eKess ilisn'tsc1rvtas
OH de Lord. what nixeat Nhs t.
an your head ike beg Of dollstss
go way from me--wh IS am il
'Kase dafe's no sense (etnisY inst Il
We'll, you al Fays MAS lie bfssEes, & /,
eetI nsber seed you 9i.Isl Us ~ HI
LASH word
Ginger q : say--whg ssn ae lsAasia:,
House datgreai Haselsobtr tse y So Ike
one big larbEr yard : =
Why am a. Msnstuns HassSf Ike
big lanser yard OF csets. ME So. IA
up
Wal. Ginses-heeaase dare'sa ersaf !,
many toafas dere
L. II Z Il
.My lad" ssia yeore i,sy % / bey 4
carving an empty NAL bag. ere ~ =
mail boy - 1.
.sYs dazent ,hiuk r. ] female boy
luz ye i'' Il
4 love-iouched dansrl. p,isine % per !
Efeiler.n says; Ce-~i.sp ne 4piapJ.
/ things don'l Io3k sll-6sed sick doaa
here. Tassrs Is up aud The 81 4 pig arc sie-.s
ing VII. 4