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Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18
A nseLospae--rns Ilcnnuo OUT Ii !.

A DiscLosuag- -rHg lluaBgo out 1t -
veil known that The protective and anti.
protective divisions Of tie LocolOcu party
voted Tor Nr Polk becau'r each was made
10 believe him particularly friendly To- ta
own views The Kane loitor WI, what
hunbuaeed the Pcnnsyivunli rUccl lon
list. NV that Mr.. Polk IL elected, hp has
RUt 10 shuw hl4 hand. llr cannpl blow
hit aud cold longer. The bocolucu pro.
tectloulsI an the l. rcolpco Free Ira lcrs
are IN full chase after him. B tween The
Two, his chance is slim. Which ever
way he decides, one party must DO often.
ded, aud uyen'ually lead OF The UpppSl
ton of his administration. We incline
to think the Calhoun Lucolocos are desD
ne this position. The quarrel going On
leads 10 an occasional important dlscO
sure. Here is one from Washington cor
res pondrnt of the Charleston Mercury.
1t is rch!-- Tropic,
~ hat are you to expect On the Tariff,
for instance, you will easily understand
when | lnlurm you that the celebrated
Kan lrtier pu; forth by Mr.. Polk, is I'm.
dersrooj to have been written by the
pre- Sent Secretary OF the Treasnry, lie
was here, aud being Pennsylvania.
conceived the brilliant idea of running Mr..
Polk, IN the last Presidential election as u
Protective Tariff man in Pennsylvania
and New York, aud directly the contra
ny ia The South. Weli--he wrote thar
curious compound o. revenue Tariff
with incidental protection to mdnulac.
lures and ut projecting all interest alike,
&c by which he hln>eIf went down To
Mississippi aud advocated Mr.. Folks
election as free trade man, whilst Mr.
Buchanan, in Pennsylvania proved from
Inc same letter, that he was u batter pro
lection man than Mr.. Clay. Well, the
humbuggerry succeeded, and if am not
uisnlurunei he does uOl hesitate to plume
hlulSeIi on the achievement.
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18

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e, ia ndnn,ui,n IA IN. cnI,pre or ,ronicnI
,rui,s nal hn,n, ,h,s ,,n,o.r,s ,r,c,
vul odnrd un,oun,leL oJynn,an,s If Ell
clinnennd nn.,,ion to Ihs sngnr cotton
rice ana ,nnaccn minus
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s,vs ,hn Nom, ,.;,, ,o,,., a,,.,,,,n, nnJ
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49, Wv ',1' r. '''o",' "e'"S
'''' 'i' V" t"o cu.'uFo u ms pant III 'n''
por''on VI our STATE am ''e' grained 10
'Ind III every instance II has succeeded
beyond our most sangulne expectations
Although the season mas been unpropH'
IouS' having been remarkably dfy one
all VINO nave planted VIII realize hau!'
some re'urn Oh Their outlay, We are IN
deo'ed to The kindness OF Mrs. James
onnth' tor an opportunity of testing the
q"a'l'y o. some cultI'aled by herself a
al experiment. am we nave NJ hcSI'a
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18

Mr. Whitney, the protector OF the
great railroad from the northern Iakesto
sno Oregon Territory. arrived in this
Guy on The 18Th inst from the Missouri
ne mas been, as The public arc aware, Oh
Jour oil explnrati n Of the rrute for this
lem work. leaving the Mississippi al
Che Prairie du Chisn, ha crossed over to
que Great Bend OF the Missouri, and ex.
presses himself highly gratifed with the
."' aud capacity oI The coun;ry TO sus
'a'h a dense poplar on, and with the ia
.oI"nIe Character of the route for the en-
elpr'Se which he proposes and urges
"''n So much III. The party, seven III
J"'nO'f' are IN excellent health. 81
Louis Lepu5i,can.
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18
ruE LIBERTY ADVOCATE,
ngvsLismD sVEsr s,rURpAY ~
/. ~. VoRsYTnR 4 WIN. q. ADAMS.

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~ Five Dollars NJ the end ~ the year
Nh ApytRrisFMesrs inserted at One Dollar per
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"a fify Cents a square Tor each continuance.
An ADVERTISEMENTS not marked with the number
efInscrtions, will be published tll forbid and
fhargcd accordingly. Payment to be made when
fhe advertisement is lett for insertion, or on dc.
N1And.
Announcing candidates for State, District or
County Offices, ten dollars each, payable in adj
nance.
FProfessional cards, Of either the legal or mcdi.
al professions merchants, mechanics, or others,
IA exceeding ten lines, will be inserted one year
lhr fifteen dollars
lNMechanics merchants and others, advertising
hv the wear will be allowed the space Of sixty
lfhes. renewable at pleasure fortwenty dollars.
Election tickets printed at the rate OF three
aullars per hundred, and payment required in.
vAriabl on their delivery.
ARTICLES of a personal nature, whenever al
N,itted, will be charged at thorate of Two Dol
IxFs for every ten lines, for each insertion. and
Hbyment required in advance
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18

a WARM WEATHER ANEcDoTE, AND A
GOOD ONE The editor of the Advertiser,
published at Bro kiln, N. Y tells a capt
tai anccdote, all growing gu; of The re-
cent terrific weather, Here is the story
A yong man from The Nortn, al
work in the spice manu- factury in this CT
Fty, determined 10 hunt out some cooler
spot. thermometer hung in the room
IN which he was al work, and from lime
10 time he cast hasly glrnces at it, only 10
he alarmed at The rapid rise of the mercu
ry. Each time he had examined the glass,
ne found The heat had increased from 3
to s degrees and as often he would 60 out
and take horn, to enable him TO stand
the sul:ry weather. He saw the mercury
To ll0-l20- i3o--and at length to l40.
The perspra'ipn oozed in torrents from
his heated body al the sight. The wea-
Their was iusutferabln. Tie took another
look at The glass, and, 10! it stood at l43.
Selling his coat, he rushed from the shop,
excIalm:ng, an be id if stay in
Brooklyn To be roasted alive" lie has
not been since.
"A mschievous shopma;e had wines
sed his I'reqlen, visits IL The Z lass, aud TO
the adjolGlng grocery for horn, and had
as oIlen urpercelv,d, put several grains
oI hUi cUtee, which he was roasting, lnI
Tbs cup which surrounds tae bas' OF the
tube. At the time the thermometer
sloud nj l43, sufficient had been deposited
there 10 cover the ball OF mercury, and
The poor fellow found the climate insup-
portable"
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18

Tn. New York Tribune has received
an inlimaIon hat few days alter Jas.
X. Polk had written his famous Tariff
letter 10 MIR. Kane, he besame ala med
aud des ,.atched another letter 10 Mr.. Kane
asking him TO return or suppress the
Tariff letter. The last letter did not
reach Mr.. Kane until the first one was
published. Fhe Tribune asks Mr., K ne
to state whether these are facts or not.
1t is certainly very easy for hun to an
swer --Natchez Courier.
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18
TIE SEASON.

We have OF late been subsidy remiu
that we are now approaching the DIR,
ness of winter. Summer has been ST
eded by autumn, which gives US Ii,
appreciation OF The following ines
o late Tom lloop:--
Summers gone and over!
Fogs are falling down,
And ~ith russell ringes,
Au,umn's doing brown.
Boughs arc daily riaed
BY the gusty thieves,
And the Box OF Nature,
Gete;h short Of leaves.
Round the tops Of houses,
Swallows as they lit,
Give like yearly tenants,
Notices to quiz.
Skies Of tickle temper,
Weep BY turns and laugh
Nigh, aud Day together,
Taking half and hour.
So September endslh-
Cold and most perverse--
But I'll months that follow,
Sure will pinch US worse!
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18

AroLoorE when the Almighty vas
about IN utcnle man, he summoned around
his secret throne TO council, his attendant
angels, the highest guards ol his king
dom,
"Creato him not" said the Angel Of
Justice; "hc will be unkln1 towards his
brnlhrr, severe and cruel 10 the weak"
Create him not,n said the Angel OF
Peace: /" he will manure the earth with
the blooo Of mpn; the first born Of the
race Will Stay his brother"
Rhine holiness he will proiane with
lies" pursued the Angel of Truth, "al.
though thou shou'ds imprint on his coun.
lpnance thine own image, The likeness of
truth itself"
So spike all the attendant angels Of Je.
huvah. when Mercy, the eternal Fathers
Youngest aud deareS' child, approached
his throne aud howe before II. "FatheI,"
she said, make man after thine image;
The cherished object OF thy mercy aud
goodness: when all thine angels inrsaka
MIN will seek him gu; and remain with
hi land Turn even his faults o good; even
ay his own weakness will incline his
heart tn sympathize and bear with 'he
in6rmi,es of Others. II he forsake the
way Of Pence and Truth; II he SIN
against Justice and Equity, the very con-
sequence of his error shall render him
more meek and amiablc."
The Father of he Universe hearkened
10 her, and made man a weak, errlng
creature; but wirhal pupil of Mercy,
the son Of that Divine Love which neVer
leaves him.
Remember thine origin, o, man! when
thou wouldst he cruel and unjust TO
Others: Mercy hath chosen thee, aud thou
art the nursing of Compassion and Love
! From the German Of Krummachcr
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18
From Punca.
Song Of the sordid sweetheart.

"A From Punch
Song Of the sordid sweetheart.
loved thee for thy money,
4 For wealth, they said, was thine;
But, finding thou hast none,
Thy heart and hand lesIgn.
4 Think moi | wish To pain thee,
Deem not use Ihec i'll:
j like thee but malnIain thee,
never can or will.
\ | thought thee quite treasure--
A bona fde sum,
And dreams Of joy and pleasure
That never were /" come:
The house--lhe houndS--thc horscs--
Thy fortune would allow;
Ths wines-lhe dozen courses;-
That dream is over nov!
Not for thy charms | wpoed thee,
Though thou vast passing lalr;
Not for thy mind sued thee,
Though stored with tai MS rare;
Thine incume twas that caught me, -
For that held thee dear;
trusted lhoud'Si have brought me
q Five thousa pounds year
\ Tha. hope, alas! is blighted
n Thereon will not dwell;
! should have been delighted
To we'd thee--bui, farewell!
My feelings let me smother,
Hard thought The struggle be,
And try and find another,
Rich as f!ncied thse.
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18
STEAMBOAT INCIDENTS.

Steamboats, have their troubles as wei
AS other folks. Like doctors, printers
aud merchants, they have to turn roun,
very ollen Tor norhing. The dear PEG
Pile" have been told that it is no trouble {,
show goods" ill they believe ii. SEE
what ii Is coming to;
GA her last trip up the Missouri, the o
bIiging steamboat Henry Bry, was aIleJ
ny ii green looking customer at an OBJ
scu;e landing AMI rounle Ia, suppn'in !.
h. wanted iurake passage. The boat swung
round, pulling hnirse aud impatient.
"Halloa captain"
"C"mlag abnard?"
" Na--hut Thoughts may he somebody
moagM he travelling up To buy hemp, ani
III just ia you."
I he Henry Bry gave snort and a
Iungs enough Ia burst her boilers, as she
turned on her keel, and got under way
"IIeat unhanged" hemp man
swearing that she had no accomnoia ion
m her.
Capt Luske had nearly forgotten the
incident, when some distance fro Gas
gov, this deponcnt saith no where-a
man was observed standing on the river
tank, beckening, as it seemed, most feel.
ingIy, first with one hand and then with
The other, beating The air before his face
ant loookrng very lntenily towards tho
uca,. Again the psriite Henry Bry fetch
ed circuit Of some . IA mule, aud come in.
"HaIioa! stranger, what do you want?'
"No'hngm
"What in the" (using bad word
this lim",) ''jid you make signs fnrW
"OnIy keeping tho "osquitOes off to
see what boat tina, vas"
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18

A GEm-The free cultivation of letters
the unbounded extension of commerce;
the progressive refinement of manners.
The growing liberaIty of senlinent-and
above all, the pure and benign light of
revelation, have had amelioration in1u.
-nca on vii MANKIND. and increased the
blessings OF society," Washington.
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18

SwEErEyING =" Mister, how do you sell
sugar to-day" ''Only twenty cents a
,nunt. sir,n Cant give 1t. I'll drink
IN coffee ilh out sugar, aud KISS my wlie
ar sweelenlns go d day sir. ''Gooi
,lay sir" When you get tired OF that
kind of swce ening, Please call again.
81 will" He called next day!
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18
A FELLOW FEELING.

"a fellow feeling naGes Us wOndcrous Kind, i"
Thus says sIInobIlJ, bat caat toll WAC;
ct must nI US C .n call some scene to mind,
That proves the phrase more beautiful than
true
I've known myself some cases--but few
saw lei low ONCE fetbO tGetng.--
His hand was IN snotheT'S pocket stealing!
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18

LAYING ON THEIR "oARs."--rhe town Of
Rome, in Western New York, containing
a population Of FIVE thousand, has been
built up by factories for making paddles
and oars from The ash, thousands OF which
are shipped by almsst every vessel for
England, France, Germany, Prussia,
Sweden, Russia, and throughout all the
east. The Junks OF the Chinese are now
all managed by American oars, and the
small boats Of all Europe AM Asia are
now propelled by the enterprise OF tho
people of this village.
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18

DR.. Franklin said: "a Bible and a
newspaper in every house, a guWd school
IN every district, all studied and .appre.
lated as they merit, arc the principal
,uppor'en .! virtue, morality, aud civil
iOerv."
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18

being heard NJ orei us "aiI tho wofId'
ndghi suppose to bo proper.
"Ws have ~ doubt General Washing.
ION would have found 1t harder 90 satisfy
he pubic vs. m editor, than be did, ne
Commander in.Chiel Tor the Continental
Eonpfess.',
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18

FRuIrs OF CoURTsHrP.-Ncd Grimes
wore sad counIenance. Tie was often
asked what was the matter, tut no sails.
factory answer was forthcoming. At
length particular friend Obtained the
following particulars of him. "You
know" said Ned, ii have been courlng
Sally W. long while, and so we had a
great nolinn OF getting married, when
that darn'd old Col $50 on Ned,
don't he boy what about the Colonel?"
"Whv, you see, Sally said ! had better
ask him, and ST. did, as perlile as knowd
how" well, what reply did he make9"
"Why, he kinder hinled round, as if
warn, wanted there" "Well, Ned, let
Us know what they were--whal the Col
said to disturb your MUD So" "Why he
sud-" said what?' "Why, he
said il he ca,ched me there again, he
would cowhide me till hadn't an inch Of
rine lett ON my back, darn his old pictur."
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18

OuTRAGEoUs.-The Rev. E. Percy Howe
d. d., editor of the DJiidr D'mvr u has
arrived AT home from This city, and per
petrated the Io'lnwug outrage upon the
feelings al his subscribers. The impu
dent dog sh 'ull lie dashed with shaving
cut Of Them dlgg;ns:"
Come We SIgners, proud and IowIy,
Rich and ragged, lean and fat,
Come and fork DER What you owe me
For tho Dollar Democrat!
The Parsons anxious 10 receive it,
All! he sadly needs the chink,
Every dollar bright believe II,
Due for paper, rent and lux.
Pray don't hesitate, We signers!
OF the Printers pit lance think
Send. . send the silver sinners!
Quickly, Cash US, or We sink!
DURING the singing nf ihs hgns, the
leacons will p'ease hand round Ihsir hats
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18

tno jail al pensacola, Fa., was recently
''0N" open, and all The prisoners escaped.
Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1845-10-18

Somebody gave toast tina, evening
"Hemp and mosqmtoes-The wors. suck
On The river"
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1845-03-07
FARMER SMITH AND MA'AM JONES

Wldower Smiths wagon stopped one morning
before widow Jones' door, and he gave the usual
country signal that he wanted somebody in the
house, by dropping the reins and setting double.
with his elbows on his knees. Out tripped the
widow, lively as cricket, with tremendous black
ribbon on her snow white cap GOOD morning"
soon passed on both sides, and the widow waited
for what was further said
swell, maam Jones, perhaps you do MT want to
cell one of your COWS, no how, Tor nothing, any way,
do you !"
spoke my mind better A poor, lone woman, like
me- does MT want so many critters, and should be
glad to trade if we can fix it,"
So they adjourned 10 the meadow. Farmer
Smith Looked at Roam then at the widow-at the
Downing cow land at the widow again-and so
on through the whole forty. The same call was
made every day for a week, but Farmer Smith
could not decide which COW to take At lenuth on
Saturday, when widow Jones was in hurry to
get through with her baking for Sunday-and had
sever so much" TO do in the house, as all farmers
wives and widows have on Saturday, she wPs a lit.
tie inpatient. Farmer Smith was as irresolute ms
ever.
a" That ere Downing COW is pretty fair cretur
but here he stopped TO glance at the widows
face and then walked round her-not the widow
but the COW.
" That ERE Shot Horn Durham is MT bad look.
ing beast, but do MT know another look at the
widow. WV
"The Downing COW knew before the late Mr.
Jones bought her" Here he sighed at the alIu.
sion to the late Mr.. Jones, she sighed, and both
looked at each other 1t was highly interesting
moment
sold Roam is pretty fair COW, and SO is BrindIe
but have known BETTER" observed the widowor
long silence followed this speech-the pause
was getting awkward and at last widow Jones
broke out
"Lord Mr. Smith, if I'm the one you want, do
say so !"
The intentions of the widower Smith and the
widow Jones were duly published, as is The law
u,lu custom IN Massachusetts; and as soon as the,
were "out' published" they were married. H. Has
hngS Weid
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1845-03-07
EXPERIMENT WITH SALT ON pOTA.
TOTOES

| will mention one experiment with salt. bv
which 1t will be seen that it is very essential to the
growth of the potato. Three years ago | had n
field in excellent heart, planted with potatoes
which gave an excellent CROP averaging three
hundred bushels per acre. The next wear il han.
pened that it became necessary to plant the same
field again with potatoes; but | feared lest the
worms should destroy the crop, as they appeared
quite numerous at the first digging; but proposed
to remedy this by sowing salt, which did about
fortnight before planting, at the rate of barrel
per acre. The salt IL was supposed would kill the
worms, nor did | calculate upon any other effect
from it, but it did not kill the vermin. for the
ground was as thickly infested by them as in the
previous year; and upon digging the potatoes, the
crop exceeded my expectations, and to nv sur
prise gave an average of 420 bushels per acre
over the field. The potatoe being very exhaust
ing crop, did not then know why the second crop
should be the largest of the two but since have
seen an analysis of the potatoe and of salt the
wonder is easily explained, and am constrained
to believe that had | put on besides the salt. 20
bushels of unleached ashes per acre, the crop
would have been increased to 600 bushels per
acre.
Salt is rot so destructive of vegetation as most
people Imagine. From some small experiments
tlSk have made should judge that it would take
sixty bushels per acre of our common fine salt.
before the vegetation would be materially injured
In conclusion, allow Inc to recommend Professor
Johnson's Agricultural Lectures to every farmer as
book particularly interesting to him, and worthy
OF place IN his library. Correspondent Of Albany
Culiiuator.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1845-03-07
MONTPELIER, FRIDAY, MARCH 7, 1915.

Supposed Murder Of Wite By her Husband
Coroner Belts, of Troy, was summoned to hold oh
inquest IN Berlin, on the body of Mrs. Green, of
mat place, SUPPOSED to have been poisoned by her
husband, Henry @. Green. The circumstances as
related to us, are as follows The parties had been
married about week: Mrs. Green was unwell,
ana told the woman who attended her. that she
feared her husband had poisoned her. as she had
seen MN putting white powder into her tea. On
OGing questioned by her as to what it was, he re-
pied mat 1t was flour. She drank the tea, and died
soon after. Green was seen, previous to the death
OF his wife, taking down bottle of arsenic from
the drugs in store in Berlin Mrs. Green was
from Thornton, N. II. Her maiden name was Ma.
ry Ann Wyatt--Troy Hhig.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1845-03-07
BY e. p. WALTON & SONS.

adopted 1t as rule of conduct and became
thanks to his order and diligence-one of the rich
service which NJ. de la Germende had rendered
HIM, and he brought every year to that lawyer, n
pair of good fat chickens; and he was in the habit
of saying to his neighbors when they were talking
of the lawyers, that next to the commands of God
and the church, the most profitable thing to the
world was LAWYERS OPINIoN.-PhM U S. Gnz.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1845-03-07
LIGHTNING ANN MANUpr

1t has been discovered in England that eectrc-
ty-real ghnng-conduc,ed by wires to the
earth, greatly promotes vegetation, and persons are
enrlching their grounds by this new Tor rather new
" applied stimulant. We hope good will come of
it. This generation is certainly fulfilling its des
tiny. 1t becoming the unitarian age" with
vengeance, which brings down from the clouds the
llghtnlngs OF heaven to manure the cornfold! The
guano trade Will be broken up entirely, and tenn
worth forty muck heaps and stable yards. And vet
1t Is probably true that lightning can be made to
promote vegetation; that it can be conducted TO
required spot, and made subservient to the desired
object; and il SO, man has another cause of graft.
tudc to the Oliver Of Good for he may now Law his
hand upon the name of the lightning and render il
not merely lnnoxous but directly and visby use
Him,
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1845-03-07

Popular Error. is an error to suppose that
because you silence man you convince him, or
because he declines to answer you, that he lacks
the power. 1t is an error TO fancy that because n
woman looks at you she is in love with you or be-
cause she slghs when you are by that she is diving
for you; signing is well-bred modification oi
yawnng and as often betrays WEAKNESS as anxietv
or solctudc. 1t is an error to suppose that because
n man smiles on you he is your friend, or because
he covets your society that he cares a fig about
you; smiles and professions are now the cheapest
things in the market, except patriotism. 1t is an
error to suppose that because you happen to love
your wife during the honey moon you will be the
happlest man in the world during the rest of YOUR
life; matrinony is like glass of soda water-yery
sparkling when it is first carried to the lips, but pal
pably tasting Of acid before it is half swallowed.
1t is al error TO fancy that because woman can
play piano and cmbroider she is accomplished or
because she speaks in low voice aud rolls up her
eyes with tenderness, she is amable. 1t is an err
ror to suppose that because monkey chatters he
possesses reason, and it IS equally an error to sup
pose that loud takers have common sense