The Ripley advertiser., 1845-05-03
A VOTER.

m 'no ecfupulous, ne mas ever ptoo0 ny, hnu q
1. Tended Tho constitution Of his State.
.. VOTER.
MESMERISM AGAIN SAMMY Uapr
MIL, NJ. ID. PreE y UaderhW ism, Orcrhi
o ism, WhhinhiH ism, alias, IF Mesms,ism al
}. Dcuienaisn; aiso Pretof Undsrhil oiqgy, Buu
, oiogy alias, Phrenoiggy &c. alias, any 9th
oicgy or ism you piea.e.
MEssRs EDIToIs
There swims no goose so gray, but.
Soon or late, shall find some CABLING gande,
for her mate
| have not been dsal
pointed IN my expectation, for when wrote th
article on Mesmerism, fully expected tia
some 'gander' would hearken to my VOICES
you see Messrs Editors, !, conc lusiyely and 10
gically proven to be the goose have found tn
gander in Sammy Underhlb NJ. d., Prof. G
most any thing, and every thing. But, Messr
Editors, there is dphhong in the way. Th
'gander,' Under the hill, after proving me to be
goose in the outset of his squb, by the ar
OF hocus pocus-Mesmersm and Deuleuism-
Praesto-be changed,l am forthwith. .metaphoset
into gander-,n the conclusion of the Pfofes
sor's philippe, SO that he need not be apprehen
slve of more than one, viz, the gander. This
Messrs Editors, suppose, was brought about
by virtue of Clairvoyance and the will of the
Professor. plain vulgarity in writer is its
own anlidote, 1t is like Professor hill Under
who attacks US openly, and gives US an. oopor.
tunlty OF defence, But mpurlty secreted un.
der the garb of dsinterested benevoIence, sane
ti!y, temperance, &C., is like a ,reacherous
tIiend, who strolls with US in garden of sweets,
and destroys US by the odour Of poisonous flow
erS proffered TO our senses.
Now, Messrs Editors, the fame and celebrity
OF this rowing gander, had never reached me,
until noticed little puff of the animal in the
Guard, and do not know but what this aDima
is "Satan, in the form of an angel of light"and
doubtless, some few will receive the temptation
OF the aUgsl, who would scorn the proffsr ofthe
Mellon. do not know but that Prot. Und rhill
M. ID. &C., is a wonderful animal! He perhaps
can throw persons into trance in moment,
and make them talk of heaven, and converse
with the dead, &c, induce second thought or
sight into futurlty and the spirit world, on per-
sons wide awake, d. explain witchcraft, ghosts.
&c, "WonderfuI" Sam UunderhiH M. D &C.
may be wizard. and might be hung. He NAV
DC just such person as the witch of Endor,
who showed old Samuel, and as the Wizards
that peeped and muttercd in the old Testament,
and ought to be burned alive, according to the
oid jewish Law. l, foolish "goose' should
like to see the "Hstory and mystery" of this
fairly, fully, and honestly written. | have bnt
little doubt but that it would be a unioue in tho
literary world. lift should afford little tha, one
would desire to copy,it perhaps, would present
much that 1t might be desirable to shun. No
true biography can be wholly useless, should il
oe OF gander. Some mems lives are written
as charts TO direct the mariner in the VOYAGE of
ine; wnlle Others are beacons which indicate
'ne dangerous shoals, and quick-sands, to which
we must give wide berth, if we would accom-. |
push our voyage in safety. Come, Prof. under.
hlll' can't yougve US shis,ory of your life
nave no doubt but that it would be fruitfuI in
striking incident, would be amusing and inter.
estlng; 1t perhaps, would imbody too, the histo.
~ Oh several very notable humbugs, affordinr
lessons which ought not to be lost to posteritv'
+! would own, that the learned Prof. had proven
tne man 10 De goose, had he not (by his co.
gent reason) metaphosed her into a pander.
isl reason, no man Of sense would expect that
because person acknowledges his iouorance
On matter OF science in the pnblic prints. tba,
enose VINO understand it, will take the tronble
,or notning, through the papers," The learned
frof. goes on in the very next sentence and
= yves lne same reason, why this lgnoramus Of
goose' should not be instructed for nothing.
.hroogh q ina! instructive and powerful engine
.. ,.e Tfess. Cogent and powerful reasons! We'll.
.' WI. rroI Underhlll, ND. dc, perhaps you
Wou'd instruct an lgnoramus for sometime for
Instance Instance leetle OF the largent; well. if Won
WIN prove, or give the theory, of your isms. a.
coraing to the established Laws OF God. lvnn }
say IL came from God,) and the principles of j
'ound rhilosophy, as poor as 1 am, will nav |;
Fou ior your trouble, for that is your obiect. ac
.oto'ng 10 your own coffession. Orif Won win =
uoswer J and explain the queries Of F.. in sbe f
.pey anns adseft'ser, though partly asked in the
ol Froi Harrison, you shall be com. In
';an Come, Prof. UnderhiA M D. &c I,I
,ne os 'he light and information asked for. H.,
wi ooJsct Is money and mine is information =
W Ahow mat that was Mesmer's object .nd| \
" know' moreover, Mesmerzers arc Gba ba -
m.p, .ney run alter one another, without kno.y !,
'sw"y or wherefore;or or they are like fowls = h;
b"n a,myara' a when they see one picking. awav r,
ey az scamper to the same spot, to SOC WIN, 10
.ey eau get. Professors DaLbs and Moilon +.
a,ea ,,s Up amongst US poor ignorant. .ooosa,s
u'llo'e IKE meteors, 10 teach us sc;enes e. ~