The Ripley advertiser. [volume] (Ripley, Miss.) 1843-1897, 1845-01-11
Iron The N Y. Sunday Mercury
SaORT PATENT SERMON.

From The N Y. Sunday Mercury.]
Snort PATENT SERMON.
BY DOW, Ja
| These are the words OF my text for this NOR
niBg:--
Above and below, all all about and arongdu ~,
! Wesee beautiful sights and hear horrbssAAade
My hmrers-Man on his p lgfimage % IN,
other word has his eyes best Wi,h good many
beautiful clghts, and his ears bored w,lh large
variety OF horrible s1unds.--de looks al the
young ladies, and pronounces most OF them
lovely TO behold--ocomotVe rose.;rees ~ fui
bearings; but perchance the faircst one Of all, II
she alemp. TO ng, would produce sounds as
welcome 10 the ear ds those Of a cAt when drag.
ged up stars by lis posterior appendage
hly irlcnds--to eee the lightning rp the dark
clouds seunder al The solemn m Ding At hour or
stretched upon the bosom Of darkness, like red
ribbon round The neck OF an African beI,, is a
brilliant, GLORIOUS, beautiful SIGH; bat the
crashing huader that fol oWS, sels tie sOul IN a
sh'Ver' s"urs the MIX of oae's ptace t4r he tho
heht--and we can't hardly help conpl aiming
i that thunder - an insult trabie nusaLct; d
irighcner Of Oh idr4n, aa1 dis tur6er If some OF
cur sweetest siumOer5.
Among The muttudiaols siqhs that please
II not chrapure, the VISION, tie lOiIo@ng are
6ot lcW--vz: A ranboy exh biting IT'S beau.
ttidiiy blended coOfs npon the dorsal r"gjun of
retreatiDg showeF-~he sun shining bright on
his d,Grnal journey from orient 10 cccldcnt---
The stars That gov IN he tirmamen', addIHs
hope to Hopes nope of blessed hereof er--tGt
round, Jar, Iull-taced nom, who smIeS so sen
lUmentaiiy from HE dark blue sky above, aul
causes love sick SWANS 10 hurry from bad C
wotse--irom worse TO Wor-er-and ir IN WOr Sc
TO Wofsest. These are all pleasing to one'
aign; but what most delight ~ bphad are
bifds, butter II e5 aud blossoms ~ fu | bloom
little children sporting amOrg he fiowers--crJ
/ betes--conntry lasses, aun boarding schoD
mlsses fnli feathered, aad going /, while they
I. are young.
! NY dear trIends--there arc, many SORTS of dis
4 agreeable sounds that agsaI our auriaies. A.
4 irpng The wosst must numoer ihe wauting aul
f's,cr wren
SunnuF, wth his leaden scepire, bears full
Sway--the sonl-snk NJ lamentations If vioien
III HE hands OF blind iddier--the hear .m0vlrr
! cries Tor mercy OF poor lnoifsuslVe piano when
tortured by tavorI,e Aiiss, WAC is IN search of
-oHc fashionable fool for husband the yepinr
If CUTS the tquaiing OF babies he hammer.
! itg OF coppers.nlth, AID the prInef's cry tJr
copy These are few OF the most DIS greca-
! BITE accoustCai sensations that mortal can
possibly cXperience II viewer, what IS hash
ana dlscorddnt TO one may be sweet music to
another. Come to dnuef!' is he sweetest
klnd OF music to hungry man-'What will you
iake to drnkf d)esn't SQUAD bad to person
partcn1rly thlrsIy and short Of sixpencc--
and Can have the pleasure OF your company
at the opera this evening" is any think tut
noise to dansel who is hard up tor a beau.
My heIrers-it is beautiful sight 10 see
| UucIe Sam, in The summer Of prosperity sitting
beneath The wide spreading branches of the
Tree Of hbcFty, with his noble sons and lovely
daughters around hih, all fatlcnlng uQon The
sweet fruit OF freedom, k the wild pgs,0f the
west upon forest nuts. Oh! tins Is Iadeed
glorious sight; aud beauty shines resplendeut
upon the face Of every nation lilumlna,e1 with
he light OF LID rty and learning L is glorious
20 see brothers, sisters, friends and kindred a.
gree IN every thing susceptible OF agreeaJhty,
Il glorious to see tie various parts Of This great
The loccflcos of Mt. Holly, New Jersey,
celebtated Polk's election by roasting an OK
whtle, and drawing bon fire through the
streets on wheels
There is to be grand, fashionable, locofoco
inauguration ball in Washington city on the 4th
Of March next. Tickets $40 each
The Washington Globe is calling upon the
Democratic regulating States 10 pay up and
relieve the party from tie odium OF tier rascal
ity.
MosT HORRIBLE SHOCKING OCCURRENCE "A
late Brooky N. T., D4ny Advertiser, in a
strain melancholy enough to take a mans life
almost, relates the following truly atnentable
aud heart rending sory--a story truly OF the
high.pressure order Of shocking occurrences.
Gptyour handkerchief ready, and then read and
weep:-Nat. Cour
Yesterday, as gentleman from New York
was passing along York stiest 'owafds ibe ia
w ward, he give a s light k c6 to one sevefa
dGg. collected on the sidewalk, so as to impede
lis nrogress The dog kicked "a bull tcrrer)
INSANITY eelz Tie gentetnan's leg, ana MAJ
tanned his grip with ,enaci'y that iof Hme
d,fed all attempts TO loose u. But what was
most surprising, he gentlemen to whom the ca.
nine appen6age was attached uttelea no CRY u
main, nor gave evidence that he ieit any, @h'lt
- Tho nersons collected about ha seemed fo Tor
struck. Thtotlog was beaten, kicked, piuciied
ii and nrnished in every imaginable way, cut stl
ba refuscd 10 re ease his hold. AT last one u
q Entl nFnDDerr