Sunbury American and Shamokin journal. [volume] (Sunbury, Northumberland Co., Pa.) 1840-1848, 1845-06-07

MRS CAuDLE HAS BEEN TO SEE HER DEAR MO-
HAS GIVEN PARTY. AMI ISSUED THE AN. |
NExED CARD OF INVITATION.
Mr.. Caudie's compliments TO Mr. PreUy- !
man. and erpccts to hare The honor of his com.
p"ny on this sjoWm occasion, at ha.fpas, Eight
o'ciock.
"lt is hard, think, Mr.. Caudle, that can't
leave home for day or two, but the house must
be turned into tavern a tavern IA pot.
houae Yes, thought you were very anxious
that should 90 ; tho't you wanted to get rid
of me Tor something, or you would not have in
sisted on my staying at dear mothers all night.
You were afraid should get cold coming home.
were you Oh, yes, you can be very tender,
you can. Mr.. Caude, when it suits your own
purpose. Yes ! and the world thinks what a
good husband YOU are! only wish the world
knew YOU well as do, that's all; but it shall,
some day, Tm determined.
"lm sure the house will not be sweet for a
month. All the curtains poisoned with
smoke; and what's more, The filthiest smoke
ever knew. Take en- dorm then Yes. it's
| all very well for you TO say, take 'em down !;
but they were only cleaned and put up month
npo; but careful wite's lost upon YOU, Mr..
Caude. You onght to have married somebody
who'd have let your house 90 to wreck and ru.
in, as Will for the future. People who don't
care for their families are better than those who
| do; I've long found out that
Sand what a condition the carpets in -
They've taken FIVE pounds out oft, ifa farthing
with their filthy boots, and don't know what
besides. And then the smoke in the hearth.
rug, and large cinicr hole burnt in it me-
yer saw such a house in my lite IF you want
to have a few friends, why couldn't you invite
'em when your wife's at home, like any other
| man ! not have 'em saeaklng in, like a set of
housebreakers, directly a woman turns her back.
They must be pretty gentlemen, they must !;
mean fellows, that are afraid to face woman !!
Ha! and you call yourselves lords ofthe creation!
| should only like to see what would become of
he creation, if you were left To yourselves! A
pretty pickle creation would be in, very soon
!
What do You say' You took nothing! Took
nothing, didn't you. I'm sure there's such a
regiment OF empty bottles, havnt had the
heart 10 count EN- And punch too you must
have punch There's hundred halfemons
n the kitchen, if there's one for Susan. like a
| 90, d girl. kept 'em TO show 'em to me. No, sir
Susan shant ieoue The house What do you
say, She has no right 10 tel tales, and gou
WILL be master in yoar orn house1 viii you!
II you don, alter. Mr.. Caudlc, you'll soon have
no house 10 he master Of A whole loaf of ELL
gar did leave in the cupboard, aud now there
isn't as much as would I'll tea spoon. Do you
suppose I'm to find the sugar for punch for fifty
men What do you say There Wasnt ffy
That's no matter the more shame for 'em, sir
I'm sure TREY drank enough for fifty. Do you sup
pose I'm 10 find sugar for punch for all the worlc
out Of my hous excepting money You DOM
ask me Don't You ask me J You do; you know
you do: for if only want shilling extra, The
house is in blaze. Aud yet whole loaf o
sugar can you throw away upon - No,
rcoat be still and ] cont let you 60 to sleep
lfyou'd got to bed at a proper hour last night
you wouldn't have been so sleepy now. ior
can sit up half the night with a pack of peopl,
who don't care for you, and your poor wife can
get In word
"Ani there's that China image that ha,
when was married--l wouldn't have aiken an,
sum Of money for it, and you know it-and how
do find it With It's precious head knocked
| OFT And what was more mean, more contempt
b!e than all besides, It was put on again, as
nothing had haPphnod, YUu knee nothing a
bout IL : Now, how can YOU lie there, IN you
Christian bed Caudle and say that You know
that that fellow, Peltyman, knocked offthe hea'
with the poker You know that he did AM
You hadn't the feeling 20 protect whatyou knew
was precious To mo. Oh no. II the truth wa
known, you were very glad to SEQ it broken 70
that very reason.
Every way I've been nsulted. lshoud lik
TO know who il was who corked whiskers OF
my dear aunt's picture You're moi laughing
Don't tell me that should like TO know wha
shakes the bed, then, if you're not laughing
Yes, cork ed whiskers on her dear face,-an
she was good soul to you, Caudle, and yo
ought to he ashamed OF yourself to see her i'll
used. Oh, you may laugh It's very easy t
laugh only wish you'd little feeling lik
other people that's ALL
d "Then there's my china mng-,he mug
n had before was marred-when was harp