Arkansas intelligencer., 1845-01-25
,,. from,,he st, Louis RcveiIle -,------'' -,
HOW OUR FRlEaID B-S' HAIR WENT

hyperion S curl the 'front.' or Love h;.a,r,,,
Oh. those curls! not yoursruzzv- criis,v - o,,o,
tionabe tortuosites. Indicative + e;,bor
breed, or quarrelsome temper, b. !, m y,n ,,.
Iof Tossed midnight, (John Neal taIk.of aao'o
sunshine.) snoihering in its own luxurn 'o'e
sea OF curling darkness, rolling and tossing H. ;,a
silent play! and these curls adorned the in, peria
brows OF our friend B. Wesay adorned, for
alas they are no longer adorning! They have
fed like dream, vanished like a cloud and b
rs as bald as Caesar ... ... ..,'- 81 20.
We say it--B-is as bald as Caesar bu, II
Cesar barred his badness half as maiestical'y. he
was Il much better looking hcalhen Than we take
hirn TO have been. Why. B-s' polished out.
Inc Is the most regal thing we know Of! an intel.
tec'ua porch, over which looms, as il were. the
mental dome ! benevoence, veneralion firmness.
solf-esteem-fu, " "chock.fuI,' and beautifully
balanced! And then the shiney whi.eness OF
the surface, as If the moral glory beamipr
w'th'n. absolutely shone through! 1 In short. a
head Of Westinghouse liz up for 4th of July night.
IS " no circumstance " 10 the benign front of our
friend B ."' " - R.'s s'01 u -
Tho next enquiry is, how did our friend b
lose his hair7 Thus Could u man with such n
head be other Than Wing Certanly not -
and the most thorough going Wing of his flour.
sn'ng CITY, lie left the banks of one of the uren,
lakes, as Il delegate TO the Baltimore Convention
last Aiay,--fd@ Nay that glorous-bul eve
ry body has read tn papers,
There were great many heads in Baltimore
wise heads, and long heads, and fine heads. nd
swelIed heads, but there was no head to comparc
with the head of the Michigan delegation he. or
~ was 0heaa of every thing. Joy ! hope tri-
HmPh! h'g rule! And, with every increasing
round OF rapture. B-s' head became more re.
spcndont. I'LL. at icngh. came tho grand process.
sioh. i mns' tell the rest himself.
, "iptocesS"n sixteen leagues long. by thun-
utr AiyrInds OF frecmen--throngs of beauty
l" mr. was Michigan on that great day In The
In''Ist OF the triumph, and at its head boss -
Balconies bending; muslin and cambric iiullcrino!
tlurrah tor Clay Up comes one of NV ni4s :.
IS. Tor Goj s sake. don't give tho word To chesr r.
any more--boysa all hoarse. now. lloar rse! hcree..
HPhh NY Il salwso 5o s 1t lone. by thandr. for old Mich
Naew didni the cambric hulter then !-colIldn.t
stand II jus, run my right hand, then nv !cit.
through my har. lock after lock- out they cam,
uia 10 Inc wilds-saw en 'inuu' towards the
Michigan II star. " omen screamed and mrn hoi-
lowcd-"nfs suatchrd. and hanhkerchirfs hu,ter-
ed. aud on | went. right aud cfl-left aud right
t"n hrr bed III the air. fool to 1t! front locks and
stIc curlS SIDE curs and front locks, quicker and
Mici"r. and the whole ID universe full of moth
ing but and Michigan, until every har wns
gone, and all couid 90 wasin blow kisses until all
creation seemed just gathered 10 grther to hug me!
hur. whstTn tbs tune, mv voice had followed my
Of beauty four sl6ff' TO u perfect contlasra,iou
over with it. an "nr splendid ciifTeep ciifTee covered all
= Three rhcers for Michignn = Whew tnunfHf..
hadn't rcii on my head. or note III my vo!cce!
Up came sumo Id AID, ,nnd. SAYS he 'why don /
you glc the word to cheer !'-Cou dn't do it
slUchrd ny hat from him. he'd it up to both sides
of tho strrvl-Takr my hut they understood me
--nrnr chrrrs--nine more for Michigan.
Stop! io"k here. by thunder. wl,alii you TAX e!
so dry cant remember the rest of that iinn.or +
al day.--bui that's tho way | los, my har! 4
kccHr btcrs in 1t. if you pease--,hankee.
&" Well, I'd nov GOT 10 hum /" my wife, and
what on ar,h wns to do for my hair Friend
suggested mig. hut. no. says !, IN 90 the nak-
ed truth. . by thunder! Old woman's Cay Il! ove r,
and the chl"t difficulty will be 10 make her believe
its me. hat'sail! Well, hum got. and my friend
stack close all the way. AS 10 be able 10 swear
10 the individual and first thing did to np.
pear before magistrate. and cursed if he knew
ne So my friend just swore 10 me. rcg'iar and
up went nm with the papers. Wen in went
with my hat off, rs 10 give her The full front Of
it. at ouce; and. first. she kind a came forward
aud then she kind went back; and then her eyes
brgan II opening and then her mouth followed, ant
at last she hurstod ont - . o.. .
/ " Why b, taint gGu = Well, | came mighty
nigh a hurstn' out laughing. myself, hut kept
mum and hauled out the nDidarH and she read it
and what between surprise, and affection, hanged
If tears dda't come in her eyes, and then the joke
was over. 'ifyoudont b'ieve that, wife. ,ter'
nty llidavt to back it jus, took her in my arm
and Kissed the book, tell you
Fellows. there's nothing like II touch Of nature
if she s,oppcd n going on forgwing me till mex
mornings wish may he shot!' ,r.....
Compiimehtars.-The Washington correspond
says:-CoI PORK will make capital Inaugura
Address. He is a good speaker-chaste, correct
and animated. lie strives after no fiowery orhig q
wrought aphors. but speaks straight on. il
good English. to the understandings Of The people
whsle every linenmcnt OF his rn,her pec,ar, L
some rcpulsive, TO others interesting, face is lii VI
with animation I heard him deliver his inaugura
ADDRESS in 1889, as Go.ernor of Tennessee. Iuu
! a London paper tIi,iOns an instance whicl
lately occurred in Prussia, where. in order II
get rid of an enormous rock, and TO avoid tb,
ordir n ry expense of The undertaking, deep holt