Wisconsin herald, and Grant County advertiser. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1844-1845, 1845-06-28

Wv iNiASi NVuiu say soiiSthi"S NioSes
for ] sec him color up jest for all the
world like bashful girl--clcar temper
and nothing else.
"'Will you leave the house' sayshe.
"'Not jest yeti says |, sand there
amt no use fer you to rile up now. If
should go away and not see the Gov
ernor it will be darned sight worse
for you in the end-because the Cow
ernor wants TO see me- says ].
81 could see tie OLD fellcr in the
next room from where sot, and he
was barking 10 every word, when he
heard me tell that whoppcr he fairly
WINGED, for twas downright lie
I'Now look here, Mr.. Secretary says
|, let me tell you | am an American CT
tizen, my business is as much the Gov
ernor's as It's mine, and tomorrow
when he finds my vessel with cargo
of ice has gone without an opportuni-
ty being afforded him of laying in
some--why you'll look darned streak
ed when he knows it is your fault
wSAO,0 The gentleman IN sings
out the Governor from the other room.
''In we goes, Jed, Bunker and me,
and though zoe done the thing polite,
we couldn't come the secretary's doub-
ling up. He was about the limberest
thing about that time | ever layed eyes
on. well, Goyerner,' says |, Pm of
Tomorrow
"tAhn says he, looking a first at
one and then at t'other.
"'Yes--and | thought I'd jest call.
being as they told me you'd an ice
house and see if / could not strike a
trade with you; and then as some said
the house was out of order, brought
up the gentlemen, as they've put up
heaps of ice houses in their time, to
SEE if it couldn't be fixed,' says |.
"7Heye's where ! had him. he forgot
he was Governor. when he thought of
the ice the sojer officers with him
was just as bad They all loved their
grog better than their king. and mint
Ijulep a little better then either That
was how he come TO walk out in that
friendly kind of way. We went to see
the ice house. But Jed nor Bunker
Ia'rnt expressed any desisiyic opinion
yet. Now it's getting late, and being
my vessel is cleared, and my mate has
got the schooner hove short. and, sail
made, guess I'll be of. Jest tell the
Governor when you sec him that if cv-
er he should come our way either
Grimes, Bunker or Morse would be
happy to have him return their call,
and that if he was good Judge OF hu-
man nature as he is of liquor, he'd
make nedsight better Governor.
/ And off Captain Grimes went amid
shouts Of laughter and applause. The
story was too good to be lost. The
very darkies hal it for hosting song.
DE ssssay Yankee up to trap
SO dey say--so dey say
Dey catch de Gub'nel IN nap,
fK So dey say!
or course it came to the Governors
ears. or course he raved like tiger
with the gout--but audience was not
SO difficult thing TO obtain alter that
- can assure you.
OF The Buffalo National Pilot very
APPLY says in reference 10 Mrs. eau.
dies Lectures: awe sec that nearly
all the papers in the country are pub
Fishing these emcnations from the Lon.
don Punch. There is much Of wit
and humor, and many palpablc hits in
these extrayaganzas, but seriously con-
sidercd, we regard them as in bad taste,
and their tacit commentator, as evin-
ced BY the cagcrncss oil tteir publlca-
ton, as Of bad tendency. We have
no doubt that there is many poor fell
low who has been the subject Of SINH
lar infctiors, but we venture the o.
pinion that in nine cases out OF ten, the
fault has, either directly or indirectly
Immediately or remotely, been his
owD-tbat he is but reaping the fruit
of his own hcartlessness, Indifference or
neglect. There are but few Mrs. eau.
dies by naturc-but many are made 50,
who, under other circumstances, would
have continued the reverse. Let what
may be said by those who arc accus-
toned TO snecr al the female sex-who
have been so long in the world as to
forget mothers undj ing love, or
sisters devoted affection-ii no other
ties have bound them-it is mans
fault, as general rule, that so many
amiable tempers become soured, so ma