Mississippi Democrat. (Carrollton, Miss.) 1844-18??, 1845-04-23

body, OF Somewhere county. Is a well
known, and a very popular man, moreO-
yer; for he is not above stalking hand"
THAT Is, occasionally. On the. beach,
however, he is a very different individual,
holding the scales of justice with a grave
dignity, worthy Of half dozen s0mebO-
dies rolled into one.
One day, during very interesting case.
a very tall and very solemn individual,
further solemnized by a very broad brim-
med beaver, entered the court room, walk
ed forward towards the railing, and with
out removing his hat, sat down opposite the
surprised and offended legal digRitaTy.
"Mr Sheriff." said the Judge, in a Sc
we're tone, "tell that man 10 take his kGf
off"
The Sheriff walked over 10 the trans
gressor, and, remarking that the rules Of
The Court must be observed, gently remov-
ed the broad brim from the head and de-
posted il in ;he lap OF the owner.
"Why, Judge" cried the latter. in n
shtill shrek Of surprise, I'm 6ulli'' isa-
mediately replacing his covering.
The Judge had not perceived this second
contempt, at the moment, having been en-
gagged in supplying his Jaw with a fresh
Chew in order to aid his ruminations,
but again looking forward, the hat once
more doomed upon him.
"Mr. Sheriff. said he, with even more
than severity, "tell that man TO take has
hat off,"
The officer again waited on the offender
and removed his beaver. /.
/" But, judge, | told you | was baldr
cried the man, in a tone Of increase,
surprise at the lack of consideration fol
his condition, at the same time, once more
with great determination, matching him
self.
The Judge was picture to look At
Mf. Clerk said he, IN a voice who's
solemn calm was calculated, whether i
did or not, to search tie soul, enter up 4
fine Of five duilaTs against Mr. c.. foi
refusing 10 take his hat off rhen oTdere-
by the CouIt!n
MIR. C Immediately s;raightene,
himself" walked his six fee; six, surmolnt
ed by his cloud Of bearer riahi slr. -, 81.
fbar, pulled from his pocket tifty cents. and
squirting through his teeth 4 Jet Of tobacco
juice, he sPake,
"Well, judge, here's four bits, which
with the four dollars and half you owe
me when we quit poker last night, makes
US even, reckon!'
Ah-a-um-a a wah boo oh--Mr. Sheriff
you will not suffer the Court 10 be inter
rupted!" cried the Judge. Before tn,
Court had recovered It's articulation, how
ever, the interruption" had walked on
as solemnly as he had entered. [ Rereille.
] MARRYING London Punci Ia
the following on the education of Husbands
at is fearful to refle,. how many per
SONS rush into matrimony totally unPrepaT
ed for the awful change that awaits them
A man may take 4 wife at twcniy-one, be
fore he knows the difference between
chip and a leghorn! We would no nor
grant marriage license 10 anybody, sim
! ply because he is of age. than license
on that ground only. TO practice as an apo
thecary. Husbands ought to be educatel
We should like to have the followin.
, questions put 10 young and inexperience
"'Persons about TO Marry
Are YOU aware, sir, OF The price Of Coz
and candles?
| How far, young man, will leg Of M
) ton 90 in small familyl
How much dearer, now, is silver tia
britannia?
f Declare, if You can, rash youth. ih
f sum per annum that chemiss ties, pelerine
cardinals, bonnets, wells, ribbons, flower
gloves, cuffs, collars, corseis, at ee,er
would probably come 10 in the lump.
IF unable to answer these inquiries. \
would say to him " Go back to school. ="
He that would be a husband should a.
undergo training, physical and mora
t He should be further examined thus
Can you read and write amid the yel
of nursery?
Can you wait any given time fofbrea
fast?
Can You maintain your serenity duris
washing day?
Can you cut all your old friendSG
Can you stand being coniradietcd in q
, face of all reasonl
> Can you keep your temper when u
} are not listened TO?
Can you do what you are told visho
: being told why?
! In word have you the patience Of 10
If you can lay your hand on Your hes
: and answer g Yes" take your license n
. marry-not else.
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