The Hillsborough recorder., 1845-06-26

stop 'fm ont of he xeek's nOneyi on
che ssl6shDess-sle shakbinsts ol msnl
They can 90 osl snd hires sway pouRds
'Bpoa pounds wiih park Of people whd
laugh 81 'em sIseTwards; bsl IL n's aAy
Ihing wsnled foT their own homes. llsir
poor sives may ksui Cor il. | woadsr
yau daa'i klUsh 70 name hen foals a.
saihl sonldn'ibe 90 hile Tor The word.
Il Mr.. Csudle!
.Nhsl are yoa going 10 da! Going 10
Get MI Don'l mske yoslst u IidieIlaUs.
Mr. Csudls; cant Say ~sTd 70 y0u
like any o.hsr ~ile. bun yoa must lhssalsn
20 gsssp. Do be ashansd 0f yourself.
'.Pnddings, indeed lDo you lhlhk I'm
made of ofpDddlnssl Didn't yos have some
baIIed rice three weeks sgo! Besidss. is
this ihe lime of ihs year Cor puddingsi
LIS ell very well ll | had money enough
slloued nc Ike any other nile 10 keep
lhs house With; then. indeed. Imighl have
preserves like any olher womsn; nov il's
iapossibls; aud ne eruel--yes, Mf. Cat
die. efusi ol you 10 txpecl il.
|. .Apples srnl 50 dear, arnt They! l
know shat apples sle, Mr.. Caudle, wi1h-
out your ielllpg ne. But J suppose yon
wan't something more lhan apples Tor
dur plngsl lsuPpose sugar costs some.
ihing. doesn'i il!--And that's how il is.
That's how one expense bfingson anOIh.
er. and that's how people 20 10 ruin.
.Pancskes! What's The nss ol yonr
lyine mu,lering lhsIe sbont pancake!
Don'l sou always have 'sm once Q year
every SlIose Tuesday, And what
would asy medera'e, decent man wait
moIsl
.Psncskes indeedl Pray Mr. Caudle.
no, il's no uss your saying fine woIds'to
me 10 l.t you 60 10 sleep; ! shan'I--
pray do you know the price Of eggs just
nowl There's not an egg you can trust
10 nnlerseren and eight ashilling; you''e
only jus, to reckon up how many eggs
. don't lie swearing there al the eggs in
that manner, Caodlr, unless you expect
The bed to open under yon. You call
y0urself a respectable iradesman. sup
pose! lila. | only wish people knew you
az well IS / do! Swearing sl eggs. in-
deed! Blu, I'm tired OF Ibis usage. Mr..
Csudl quite tired Of il; and ] don't care
how It's ended. .e..a........ .s s..-
"lm sure DO nolhing but work and
labor. and ihiuk how 10 make most OF
svs,y- ,hiae;, and ,his 10 how Ion re-
wardeJ. should Ike 10 see any body
/ whose joints 90 further than mine. But
If was 10 throw away your money into
the street, or lay il out in fine feathers on
myself, | should be better thought Of. The
woman aho studies her husband and her
family il slway made drudge Of. lie
your fine lallal wives who've the best
. time Of il. a-s..... .,s.
What's The use Of your lying groan-
ing in that manner! 'rha, won, make me
hold my tongue can tell you. You think
tohsye il all your own way--but you wont
Mr.. Caudlel You can insult my. dinner;
look like demon. may say, at hole
some piece of cold muiion--hs! the lhou-
sands OF far better creatures than You are
who'd be thankful for that mutton!-snd
l'm never 10 SPEAK! But you're mistaken.
will! Your usage Of me, Mr.. Caudle, is
infamous--uaworshy of man. I only
wish people Knew you Tor what you are;
but they shall, some day. ..~
"Puddingst And now lsuppose shall
} hear OF nothing sbe bul puddng,! Yes,
and know what il would end in. Fris',
you'd have pudding every day;--oh, l
know your ex,ravsgance--then you'd 60
for fish--ihen shosldn', wonder ifyou'd
have soup; turtle no doubt; then you'd 60
for desert; and--oh. ] see il all as plain
: as The quilt before me--bui no! not while
. live! Whs. yoar second wife may do
> don't know; perhaps she'll be fine lady;
but you shan. be ruined BY me. Dir. Csu-
die; that I'm determined. Puddipgs, in
deed! Pudjmgs! Pudd-"
Exhausted nature" says Candle,
could hold ousno longer Here my wife
J wen. 10 Sleep"