Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1845-08-07

: Nj. fwo attorneys wishing TO Be very civil
d a certain judge, oaez Of Them began
Your honor knows how 70 manage these
fellows equal TO clock york Yes said
The other, when your honor gets d, parcel
on these ragamutins around you, your
honeris perfectly at home. I:
: Observation-Disclosures highly oufihger
ihetypeslaapriniin sofieeortouchany thing
lYinsontyeeditor 'ssanctum. .M
! John. who was the wisest N an Il Don't.
know, sir q Yes you do know, TOO; ielIs
me Well ] guess twas uncle Zeke;
ftather says be was so cunning thaths got
EVERY body 10 trust him. and want fool
enough 10 pay nobody -.
Ma'in'tf see you home from meeting,
'NS. you siah't do no such ,hing. l
am otherwise engaged, =
III swahpy | gusss you've missed it
this tins, feE live gotmy trousersIpoekets
full Of ginger bread .
tYou may tSke my arm, Jonathan, !
only said so.|
IIHe RIGID 10 MeNBrsecies.-A young
giIl was fined in New Orleans. lately. for
appearing in The slreetin boys clothes
The justice admitted the right of marrisd
women TO "weer the breecdes." Y but de.
,nied that single females had>any business
with such ap<afticle.
sstk4.5s \.
An honest dane in the. West, standing
beside the corpse OF her deceased hus-
band. bewaling 10 piteous tones bis Nun.
timely. departure, observed, It's pity
he's dead. forhis teeth are as good as they]
stef pds!f IS.
Used Up!-in editor tout west" thus
makes hisyexit -
aDear readers-<With this paper ce asses
the exisleaca OF the "0lioi" Our num-
Der Isl full aud complete, and We are a
busted establishment /" We shall gath.
.er up our coat aud boots, shave off our |
whiskers, dun a few interesting specimens
of 'pa,rons" that will psy--in promises,
and then we're going Tor to go TO some
other Geld Of operation. II may not be
more extended. but it cannot be less r.
Too Baa-A premium being lately of.
fersa By an agricultural society for the
BEST mode OF irrigation. and the lA,ter
word beng made irritotion by mistake |
OF The printer respectable farmer sent his
rifs q claim tie Prize.
"A Good Rstort The ladies Of Roches-
Ter have adopted the motto. q" Total d6sti.
.nsnee or no husbaads.n3 The young gen.
tlenen. 70 be even. adopted the motto,
. Natural iraisfs or no pires."
Money IN Mao Orleans. - You can boy |
nothing ID New Orleans Tor less than
picayume, l.f6lh Of dollar. Coppers
are hardly known. and dimes and nine
pences.,s Boston currency pass indis.
cfiminatsly for bis o. 9Th Of dollar.
j was amazed at little incident which | |
saw on board one Of the Western boats,
A man from the north tried 10 pass ten
coppers upon Sucker. IL native Of 10
diana. for . dime.
What be they ? inquired the Sucker. |
turning over the eoPpsfs in unfeisned ig-
norance.
i calculate they're cents. replied ihe !
NoriheEnef. Cant ron read3
i reckon not aid The other. and |
what's more. old boss, I allow don'i |
want 70. What il Gems
wow 10 Judas. said the New Eng
elander. you are worse than The heaihen |
Centsis money ssFtin z Ten Of them ar
worth one dime. Don't you see il says |
there. e Piuribas Uaums that's the La
tin for Liberty foreyer!' and here its |
inscribed 'oae etat'
Locks, hers, stranger. responded the
Sucker. putting The thumb Of his RICH,
hand into bis ear. and incliuing The en-
gers forward, 10 indicate thai be consider
ed The other . Jack ass. You NAV roo
that saw On Hoosier, .or sWoiyeripe :
but + a dod-rotsed Il you Yllk1s d ui,h |,
>ke eodsusise stuff.
DE maichea oT tothe social han'
10 : dtink Of eofnahi skey, ia
a Gun Bis own sagaci1y.
the cro0i1e 81
lo1II1. 10 |Ic6mtes, son fof fsnifaffnor