Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1845-09-05

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which we find in the Danve,s Courier,
possesses little of the fine hunior and droll st-
that peryade the discourccs of the genuine
Mrs. Caudle, but as II political squib, il is
clever and telling. and IL il not dihicult TO
iinagiilc such ideas as IL presents. floating in
the minds ot the parties TO the imaginary col
however unlikely they might be- To give
them uttcroncc.-N J.. Com.
The night preceding The hidurnruttSnLIohh
Tyic" and James n. Pok Il bed Together al
The Whit House-J0hH asks Jams for an
office for his son R6bcri-Jdmes imtimstJs
that he has noae 10 spare.
You've got M office tn SPARE, then, hav'nt
YOU; you hav'nt, heyl So this is the way YOU
are going to repay me and my family for all
we have done for YOU! So thisis what | get
for abandoning the Wings, and making over
my party to have you elected. No Office TO
spare and 10000 officers tn turn out. that ought
To be turned out-that had no business in of
hcc-that ain fit for any office, and you tell
me that YOU have no office to spare.
What did Ipat them Ia for? didn't put
them in-Robcrt put them in-no, they put
themselves in. IL put them in because the
Wings must be put out, and SobteGody must be
put in, you know they must, and how could |
know who was fit for office Do YOU suppose
l know every body? kneD they war'nt fit
for office, | put them in because they war'nt
fit. i put them in To put the Wings QUITO
carry out the great democratic principle. Now
James, YOU know you treated me stability and
you may az well own it. You wanted to get
rid of me and steal my thunder. You wanted
TO ride my Texas hobby, and l helped you to
mount him.. You know YOU did, jim, Now
that's good fcllow-just give Robert a good
Fat Office, and I'll be a friend To YOU as long as
/ live. Robert wants to tIavel-givc hima
foreign embassy; make him minister plenipo
TO England; that's the place for Bobby-how
ne would make the court of Victoria starei. i
can see him now among the lords and ladies'.
Whata sensation he would make. You mas
turn out that Everett and send Robert.
What DO YOU saw Everett is a respectable
man! Who says he is a respectable mani
Don't tell ME he is a respectable man. il he
is a respectable man then he's no business to
be holding Office. He ought to be turned out
because he it respectable man. A respect
able man can get along without holding Of
flee. Send Robert to England-he1l annex
Oregon, and California, and Cuba-Bobby will
i KNOW he will. He'll challenge Aberdeen
and fight Prince Albert; and put down O'Con-
nell the abolitionist, the agitator, the incen-
diary, the ~ianatical anti slavery man. Ishould
like to fight him and John M. Bolts, TODD
knock the breath out of both of them-Id-?
PeoceaJle! Who says laint peaceable?
AN peaceabIe. 1t any body says | amt peace
able I'll challenge him-Iil fight him-Tll
horse whip him-Ill beat the slandcrcr with
in AN inch of his life. But that's neither here
nor there, Polk, | want TO know what you are
going to do for Roberto
QUALIFICATIONS? Bobby's, qualifications?
What has he done? Why, he's done every
tI1nn Itln't hn ,n,., ,., ..l -
es for "OConnel and rcpale,' and didn't he
tell the lrishmen that the democratic party
was III favor of rcpsle and praties, and mate
and toy, and the people and the p~rastcs? And
didn't lac laud To the skies O'Connell as the
greatest, the purcst, the worthiest champion
oi freedom that ever lived? And didn't the
same honest Hibcmians all vote for YOU for
President? You will, | know you will.
Can't! DO you pretend To say YOU can't ?
| know you can, and l know the Senate acill
confirm him. They shall confirm him. Tell
them you'll veto every thing if they dare re-
Jet him. Only think, James, what / have
done Tor you and the democratic party. Was
not chosen by the Wings, and didn't i turn
my back ON them that voted for me? And
didn't abuse Henry Clay and Gen. Harrison's
cabinet?-And didn't they call me traitor
and didn't Bolts try to head me? And is this
'""N = ohi w S'i ioI =. I StidIncIul IL :
ungratciul! it's rascally it's villainous!
heep cool you say? How can | keep cool
! can't keep cool? IIcont keep cool! You
have made a fool of me. You've cheated me,
You've cheated me out of my second term.
You've cheated my son Robert and the demo.
cratic party. Faugh the democratic party
Is ail a sham democratic humbug you know
it is, Polk!
heep cool, you say again? | tell you | am
cool, never was cooler in my liie--I am as
cool as Tophet. If it had not been for me YOU
never would have been President. You stole
my Texas-you bribed my convention-yor
got away my voters-you stole Bobby's Irish.
nen-you--you--B OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Here, says the Polk manuscript, John wa.
overcome by sleep, and | soon followed him
and we both slept soundly until we were
awakened in the morning by the thunder Of
the Inauguration guns.
CURE FOR DIARRHRA.-Tbree straw.