The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1845-03-13

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i've iwsniy year,. dan'I 700 link ,oa
sould be better ef.lne.eg'
Il lhink shosld.' sad Pnenl. lie
snssersed This, - Pranle asked Il. n
s'ss Of lsls houfs and ehsmPsgne sup.
psrs.
HBmr said Prsille, end slrsiehls.y
wenI 70 . dociorfnend Of his. .IIl.ss II
The stomach; rs disordeFed;' said Pranls:
take lhIs note and Say ssnl yuu. He.
rirh and his names Ball; foot a.
liz Of no use. Doctor said Preni;
il's destined
What are The sympIOm.i asked Ply.
sic.
'Farious, answered Pfeni.
'lnst.nce,' said Physics
Rheumatism; pslpiistiaa; cold sweat:
pain IN The chest. el.. etc. said Prent.
Lei me Try 10 remove lhem. lsid
Physis; .iI's eating that doris H.
No. said PreHl; I've sxpeIimsnsd
on that
drinking. perhspsr sugeested Phy.ie.
i lhoughiit might be, ssli PIeht. and
lffI of beer end drank nothing but brandy
and-ws'er. No use. tried il FOR week.
Took 10 beer again, end dropped aIco.
holifs. II woUldn'I do. M. no: the facl
y. ii's constitutions. I wish il sasn'i.
10 have il before The judge IN less Than >
week
Do you think you have a standing
complsinil' asked Physic.
No; ! rather thing ifs seated. said
Prni. ~.
Try me one month, said Physie. 'and
Ill cure you.'
I've no objection 10 trying anything.
said Pfent.
We'll. one blue pill every night for q
week, seidlItz powder in The morning: d..
ct. c'ackers and cold wsier.'
'Stnp! slopl doctor, lcould'nt live so.
Only for month"; said Phssic.
Say one potaioe and half glass Of
wine at dinner
You better no. said Physic: but
you may alternate days, commencing to-
morrow
lid rather commence every day. said
Prem. ~
'Won't do!' said Physic.
II is strange, but Plent stood il like o
man for a month, Il was much stranger.
10 him. tina, al the end Of that time his
arms, hands. LEGS, feet. all seemed 10 be
sound. He brea,hed more freely, and
didn't wake Up o nights and hear strange
.ounJs, and his fingers were less inclined
10 travel round every artirle he tndes-
vored 10 handle.
What was the matter with met asked
Prent q The doctor.
You injured the coat Of your stomach,
said Physic.
And i, couldn'I make shift to use it's
shirt sleeses! mn,,ered Preni
'You're not well yet, said Physic.
But The months up said PreDL
so il is said Physic; 'bu, live moder-
aIely, or you'll bring it on sgain; and by
and By there will be no curing you. Air.
exercise, and temperance. or hy pochon-
drls; those are the Hckets.'
And The last shan receive my suffer-
age said Pren,.
Tina, nigh, he drank glass or two on
the strength Of it, then one or two more
I'm sorry said Ptent, tlal Ill have
10 marry'--kiccup.
You can break it, said Prsltle.
'Supposing she sues for BREACH said
Pten,.
'SOpposing she does!' said Praule;
better try the breaches before marriage
thsu after. She can't Prove it,
'WeIl, I'LL
sYes'
'rllse you (hiccup) Tomorrow
To-mouow Mr.. PrenI felt the symp.
IONS again.
i gness I'll take a wife, ssid Prent.
Better take blue p,ll,' said Praule.
Bot this. and ell he could say, did no.
lurn Prsm one hsir's-breadlh. He marii-
ed. VIVA, was better. he got well; sarii-
feed his suppers, aud wasn't al all sorry.
Instead Of d, ing, he lived. Lived as a
man, having something, to liUe for-a
fire size and a home.