Ypsilanti sentinel. [volume] (Ypsilanti, Washtenaw Co., Mich.) 1843-1900, 1845-07-16
OUR MISCELLANY.

GA war Of determination is going on in De-
tro, against dogs. The dogs have the Hydro
phobia and the Corporation the Kuno -phobia, cuu-
sequently no quarter is gwen by either side.
Will somebody be good enough 10 "cypher it
up" and tell Us whether all The good dogs can rem
der in civilized state of society, will compensate
for the imminent danger which every individual
must thereby incur, OF diving in the most terrible
form which the Grim Monster can assume.
0FThe posts and wires forihe construction of
magnetic telegraph have already been distrib.-
ted between Philadelphia and New York. 'Wc
suppose says the Buffalo Plot, we shall soon
have the same thing from North 10 South, and
from East TO West throughout vast republic.
touching at every considerable town aid city,
No doubt we SHALL but i, will not hur! The cheap
postage law Tha: will be the organ of the heart.
while the Lightning Post must content itself with
dealing IN the cotton trade aud sugar line"
Men. Y. Mr.-N. o. 500 G.
That would be a pretty language indeed '"ex-.
press a lovers afdor /! Cupid might we'll cave
the Iighmine's wing but would never Consent To
use it ea3eu tongue. -- affffh
% .Gsn Boyd John J. Nix ESQ., ard PROT
Quimbey' reported to have been killed by tho ex-
ploson of piece OF artillery, have survived their
fame. Ia other words the story was another ilha.
ca humbug.
GFThe Ohio Penentiary. besides conducting
to the good order of society and the punishment
of criminals. yields revenue to The Stale OF SIS.
3I2 rs. Number of convics 400.
Though we have quite as many convicts. 10 pro-
portion 10 our population as Ohio, for some reason
we do not punish them qnIe as prohtably.
GA rumnr is exiani, though we canuoi We, ei.-
dcrse it, that the Oregon question has been com
promised, AID that The 49lh degree If latitude is
to be the acknowledged boundary. This is snrDe-
what less than the 'whoIe of Oregon 10 which
Mr. Polk said we had an 'nd'spuiable irle.' '
GA man grorn By guanO and electricity
The following yeraclous account was recently
given somewhere in the Stale of N. Y. BY All ex-
perienced farmer from Connecticut, at the close
Of a Lecture, on The subject of guiana BY one Of
the many too-lazy-to-wOik professors" Of the
presen, day. ag rse,sa.u .'9Is - eff- 1fta
Alter long and, as the audience were willing
10 testify eloquent and highly Instructive in the
manner of Gouraud DeBonneville, Brunsou or an,
The old farmer rose and begging to confirm
The statements OF the lecture proceeded TO rciaie
the following .ssa 54srseaa 81 .e4es@fs6' 5'
tsla ! nave, Said ne "A very bad boy named Tommy
he's grvenau US good deal of trouble. aud having
tried various methods 10 reform him without sue.
cess, told my wife that it woaid be hest To Try
somethiHg that was new, and rather nlhre severe.
Accordingly we agreed To shut hin, up al night ~
the barn. This answered very well for while
but he grew worse again I'LL finally was obliged
TO shut him up in tho barn every night by sun.
down. * =, i ssf s4s s-si4 't'
..rf. $50
Well, one night lille Tommy was roostiue
with the cattle, aud was in bed. there came OIL
tremendous thunderstorm. Ii iighlened sharp
enough to put out mans eyes, aud hundered 81
loud that it made the house rattle Ikea snare