The Columbia Democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, 1845-03-22
KITCHEN NlESMERISM.


has some witty r marks on Miss Marin
cau's letters. He concludes IN m vii
an epsle fiom one of the inmates Of Ii,
kitchens
Dear Mary, This Gums hopin ynr
well and 10 advise you TO larn Misme,
sing Its don with yure Hands, aud i
easy as lakin sites at Pepel, or talking o.
yure fingers. II | was nigh you RI lar
you in no time to mike P,ssrs, whiC'
is only pawn like, without touchln, =
snmboddy's face or back, which give
them ti'lvs,ing feeling on the galvsr
10 nerves And then Of they 20 into
Trance 10 giffy, and Ialk IN lhel
sleep Ike orators, ! should say Oracle,
and anser whalezer AK. Whereby yo'
may get your forln told, aud find on
other foxes swcalharls and Inv secrets
And diskiver Thesve' better than by
Bible and Key, Ard have yure inwar,
disorders told, and waits good FOR Then
Sukey's was the ndigestlbleS, and
take as much rnhhub as would hide r
Shilliu. All which is done by means o.
the sombulsl, that's the sleeper, seeing
through every thing quite Transparency
Iheir Trance asis called Clare Voyings
that they can pint out mummy hid unde'
the Ea,h, & buried bones, and springs OF
waler,and vanes OF mettel, and menny
things besides
Yesterday was mismerzHd meeseli
into Trance, and clare voyed the chorh
Goul in John's s'omack ss plane as Mar
git Gifts SO prescribed him 70 lak
ColIy flower witch by rites should have
been Collycinlh, bur forgot the proppe'
word! Howsummever he did ca
two large ones, and promises 10 Gun
round.
III wue make you split yure side
with lafiin 10 see me mismerize ca
Thomas and make him 20 into all SORTS
of odd postures and anlicks and csper'
like Do,tereI, for walever | do h.
must copy 10 the snsppin Of finger
and cant object 10 nuhing for as lb'
song ssyes I've go, his Will and hi
Power Likewise you can make lhr
sonbmst taste whatever you think
proper, SO | gave him mosmerizsr
Warler wich at my Command is trans
moggrGed on his palot 10 Shampair
and makes him as drunk a: Old Goose
berry, and then he will jump jim Crov
or 90 down on his bended knees ant
confess all his peckadllos witch j.
as diverIin as readin the mislnIies o
Paris.
'Ihe wus to mesmcrize is Reuben tn,
COtchmsn, not that hes too wskeful, 70,
hes generally beery,and goes of like
shot, bu, he won't talk 10 his sleep onI,
snores.
'rhe Page is more passable and yer,
clare voying. lie have twice seed po
of goold in The middle nower-bed. Bu
he says there's skellilon brcked int
the siar.csse wall, 60 that we neve
dsres Of mite 10 60 up alone. Also, HI
sees Visions and can profesy anc
have !ortoId two Earlhquacks and
CRATE pleg
Cook wants 10 mesmerize too bu
wat with her bein so much at The Gr,
and her full habbi she always gos of II
sleep afore the Sombulist. But sukey
can do it very well. Tho in great DIS
tres about Mrs. Iardio's baby wi,cl
:Sukey offered TO mIsmerize 10 loo 0
surrup OF Poppies or Godfreys Cordia
but the poor innocent wont wake VI
agin, nor haven't for Two hull days. A
would be real blessn 10 Mu,hers an,
MUSES. in moderate way, but mite b
carried too far end require a Crowner
Quesr. And yet that's The only Tria
we have made out the House, Bu, "
meme 10 mismerize The Baker, and G.
out OF him who dug he really meme Il
offer 10, for hes qnite GenraI Low
er.
Sum pepcl is very dubus ator mi,
meriz'ng, and some wont have it alan
irice; but Missus is for il. very stron
and says she means 10 believe every a.
,om abou' II ill snmboddy proves quit
The reverse. She LractiSes maxim
passes cvry day, and is studdiog Fre
nology besides for she says between tn
two you may play upon reple's penny
,cranlums like the Pauy, aud put then
into any Key you like, And Of ccur,
her fusl performance will be MAST
piece on The Head Of the Family.
Your living Friend,
ELIZA pakyunrc