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Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1845-08-21
BALTIMORE LOCK HOSPITAL


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WHERE may be obtained the m,,,t sor,dv
remedy fof GosorrhF, elesi. ssneuar,. s....i w..s
n ram IN The Ions affections Of the ksey. ever. os-,
CURE WARRANTED. OR NO CHARGE MADE
IN FROM ONE To TWO DAYS
Attendance from IN the morning I'LL 10 at nisA
member OF III. Royal College Of sorreoo. Leepu... n ~
Apo'heeay Han LONDON and Graduate Of th- ar CO...
to the human fame; but especially in all ea-. o.
CERTAIN DIsEAsr,
when the misguided impu.nt NJ pl-.-ur, 49, - 49,
inc 'eed- Of Tins painful disease happ-ns the,
an ned .sne OF shame dread OF discover, o.s
applying t. ih'e who from rc-p,ct.bhv ear =,
once esfrsnd him delaying TN .ympsss. ., ,s..
dHea-.d pains the had and b,ns. a,.
sht deafness nodes the arms boe .. ~.
head aes and eitfems. fshtfaI r.pss,y
u At last the palate o bones Of the nos. nm n,
ana be Vtettn Of this AWFUL deas. horrd ob,e,
u ceath puts period his ,utrinxs bv
s"ndns him to rhs travs-, -tur, In .S
W IohNsToN pledges hiu-ef preserve ~
$500, eteey an' iron h. extensive ho.
pis ~ Europ. and America
~ ''" w.
melancholy fact that fan victim. to INF. so.
OF that dr'dy poison constitution ana r.~
ns unfortunate sufferer to an uhtme grave, e.. nah.
FATAL MALADY.
~ TAEE NorcE-rhos- person. no b,v. ,,,,-s 49,.
siiIHion- BY certain practices speedily
Whata py 'haia young the country ..d ,
darling OF his should all N. proo.,,. an,
sHjoyneni. BY eyia,iny fr ~ -
nature and nans in certain Secret Habit person. ..
MARRIAGE.
houh r.r. ,,,,d mia =, -, -
requisites to Promote Communal n, nnn.- me- neee.v
the Journey M. 49,,
hu daIset To the vew-he mind shao~-d h a.
pair and filed with the melancholy eaeston that the hs,o,ns
another becomes zh,s with our o,,n "-Pp'"e.o
CONSTITUTIONAL DEBILITY.
DR. j. addresses have Injured h.,.,.
by 's1'ea n~nsrives
IMPnTENcE- or, --,,.,
OBJ ih'. otNIIAL
Lon OF vIe power penalty mos. feouenv ,.. - ~
A.. TO- ~, - -. - W 'ne'i passion Young
81 , ~ -, hoin noticing aware Of the
-, 49,, y E'iu,"uSh npoieney occurs from
GO, ~. So, s1si' anr IRON naeron. other
~ ie au-r i the most frequent Nov
81 ,aS,s,,. - WIN pretend TO deny that the power
u s species - lost sooner by praeue. The
,.ne. the digestive 6n,, hesise' ~ premature imPo
powers weakened by too ff-op,n, @ ana
genital organs Parent. and s,s
- a.. ."44Siahs are often mi.lsd
How often 10 they asse to r 10 s,, son. and wards
idoey, paptation Of the heart ir,e,
Of the nervous system symptos pdir,t,n, en.
perneous though aIur,p, rr1e,e. ds., 0y hdasns IN
body. ~
INVOLUNTARY SEMINAL EMISSIONS
above habit, but yer, aH " me
given here Tie rorr, ~, -. TOT msny
IL be- hasy di-cha,y. of rne, - .'
sonae dreams. '''aH an P~s
such onsb being too b,stv b.v. -.
-, .. .A'e 'os er~e
vsotse discharges or .u,is.os h.roo =. TOW
frequent ofen brought on BIZ aSe,v;o. 80 eiehsa and
the Ia depIoasI. ease the .mi..ion. 49,
without any pI-asure and v,i,,.,, u.e pace
butatcd and sentative. Tar. ., ,L~ 81. ns 90
fleets OF pollution runou. To b,abb 60. $3.50 y,
night Pa. enlaeated and veal IN. 49,, pNee Gay
ueia aHeauon Complains OF and baet
Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1845-08-21

~ ROUND PLAlsTER-5O Tierces ground PI,,.,s,.
~ 500 lbs each IN store, for sale low bv
jus JAMES FIlHEg.5 SONS
Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1845-08-21

FRESH DRY GOODS.
"E are this msrninz receiving per sehr Courier
w Fresh Pail styles Prints
Brown and Bcaehed Hollands
Paper Cambries
Jaceonneis
Rarlston cinshams
Green DareEs
PONCE. Handkerchief
Plaid Linseys
Turkey Red Cotton
sewing siks. ke For sae low BY
aus KENT. KENDALL A ATIVATpp
Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1845-08-21


IHr UPRIGHT BrsiSEss MAS-An eloquent business
Yer somewhere says-"There is being tho world for
whom feel higher moral respect and admiration than
Tor the ight man OF business. Nonot for the phan
'hropist the missionary, the martyr feel tina, could
more easily DO martyr, than u OF lofty moral up
hsnness-And let me say. yet more distinctly, that il
not Tor The generous feel that kind Of respect &C.
nerosity seems To me low qualify impulse
compared TO the lofty virtue speak Of IL the
man who distributes extensive charities who besows mag
nihcent donations. That oil be very we'll speak
not to disparage IT, with there OF il: and yet
may nil exist with want Of true, lofty unbendng up
rghness This 10 not the then Of whom speak; bat
II Ii he who stands amidst all the exigencies OF trade
hrm calm disinterested, aud upright 1t is the
can see another mans distress well his own Ii is
the man whose mind his advantages does blind
nor cloud tor instant who could Judge upon
question between himself and his neighbour safely
the puest magistrate the bench OF justice All how
much richer than erminohow far nobler than the
magisleria authority, how awful than the guarded
PomP OF majestic truth. Yes, il is the who true
Tue to himself, HE neighbor and his God the right
True TO his conscience and who feels that the slightest su
gesnon OF that conscience lie him than the chance
OF acquiring hundred estates"
Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1845-08-21
Additional Supply of New Spring and Summer
DRY GOODS.

DRY GUUUS.
~ are now receiving and opening n second
supply OF seasonahe Goods comprising many new and
hrauiu syes purchased lowest cash prices and viii y.
SOL al wholesale or retail mOJerae advance on the eo-
Part viii BE- found enumerated below
hilfa supvfnne printed Balzorines and BareKes
Do do. bt.eS and second mournirs do.
SUPER Ffruch and EIrision q hams and Lawn,
DO black and white co AID BalEoupe do
Rieh laced striped, and plaid Musiias
ram braid, tucked, and embroidered Robes
eutf ptnn sni striped blue back colounrd
DO French and Ameue- Prints al pfiess
frlIsed JIcHLeis, Lawn ami Muslin
heh hefnarne and Bltcse Shawis and Scarf.
DO Lace folsI and satiu striped do
Neti Shawis, Seaiis, aud Fancy Handkerchief.
ladies black AMI whie silk and cotton IIo-.
Thread French and Iis- LacSs EdRngx and ID.sr,n,.
Embroidered ivory, paper and palm -af Pan.
'hain AMI spiral Gimp bonnet and cap Ribbapd.
Iiai'' grass snh, Nieiora nd corded skirts
EHtfa rich worked Collars and low prerd a.
Long and short hlet Gloves md A fns.rr,l Mir.
bmoro dered hrmstchcd APE bordered Linen q HAN.
Sultrnhe irsh sbeeiing. Irish Linen nd Lawn
dape baina-S NAPKINS and brown and bleaebed Cloth.
DEM Nei's and black and white Mitts all quabtie.
suPer wool % Cloths asd CasSinerrs and fancy do
suPefhne medium and low priced Drilling.
Dap oe tde Cape Canlst and French summer Co,h.
SATIN 'aentia' harseiiaes, AMI ], vestns.
Heavy hfeuIns, Cnttonades and Jeans
win complete cooured brown and hl.,,ha NJ
mesues al Of which will be sod ehcap Tor each "
VALENTINE, BREEDES a Co
~ broad street. Hin.
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DAVENPORT ALLEN n Cn.

DAVENPORT ALLEN Y co.
hFFER for sale
~ soie Leather good and "damaged"
Cotton Yarns assorted Nos
Nails assorted
Teas, of the hnoa qualities ''F"s
Powder, Rife and Blasting
Sugars e. Groin and Porto Rico
Salad OF, choice quality
Leoriee, solid and stick
Coppcias, Madder Alum, and
Sah Petre
Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1845-08-21
FOR LIVERPOOL.

III The new and elegant cOpperci ship zen.
NoNp, Geo T. Mustard master to load II ~ Point
-ar about sSh July For e or cotton apply
e2S CHAS. PALMER
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Ritbmomo Dailp fubia.
Edi'or-, NO r. =" II. . Gtssarrns.
CHILDREN AT PLAY.


CHILDREN AT PLAY.
ny J. A. BEvERipGE.
oh. blame them not for their joyous strain,
For this 10 the hour Of their glev-
And soon the pail Of manhood's caie
Will cover their gaiety.
Then let their laugh be loud and clear
Glide not thy little band,
Whose mirth must soon. alas. give way,
To Times unsparing hand.
Love TO hear their wild clear notes
King out On tho wintry air,
They tell the joys which once were ours,
Fro we knew this world OF care.
And the lively scenes Of the school boy spot,
In mcmory's glass are shown,
And thousand scenes are numbered now,
Which we thought forever flown.
Give them their fleeing hour of mir,h,
For the clouds arc gathering now,
Which will burst in fury on Ihoir heads,
And fuuow ench gentle brow.
And care will be- where Joy now sits
And ihofns where fiower. appear;
oh. chide them notch! chide them not,
For soon will come life's care.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

A NATIVE AMERIcAN-TnE LAST JoKE.-An
Irishman who had en- grated TO these parts found
here a wife, and was bless in due course OF lime,
with family. lis eldest son, Patrick having dern
born on Li6erty's SOIL deemed himsulf a Native
American, and as such joined the procession Of the
Mattress His father ssw him in The ranks, and be.
came cnragcd. When Pat came home to get his
dinner, his father seized him by the collar, and
raising the cow hide over his head, exclaimed
'I'll teach We how to oppose your parents, and to
be petamhul ting the streets with them Natives, "
aud down came the cow-hide with savage severity.
Pat, somewhat Disconnected, ran from the house,
and narrated the tale of his woes-addIng in concIu-
sion
ii don't mind the licking but the idea of being
whipped by a rascally foreigner is more than can
stand"
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

A POLK MAJORITY "A day or two be-
fore the election in this county, says the
M ssissippi Guard, two negroes were DIS
cussing poltcs, and fom woris they
came TO blows. The owner If one Of the
negroes hearing the rumpas, ,hrased both
of them, giving the Clay negro tn lash
rs. anG Tie Po'k negro fifteen. The lat.
ter, after walking about hundred yards,
shrugged his shoulder, and shouted at The
top If his lungs, "Ilurrah for Polk! fire
ahead netiN
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

lehabod Crane will lie, and
every body knows it; tho other
day he ,red to tell us OF good
shot he bad made at soma pig
cons, and would have told the
trulh but he has gnt SO nddlc-
led TO fbblng it, such a thing
was impossible. lie vented
to say that out Of Z pigeons
shot at be killed 5, but lns.ead
Of that, be told Us he ''fred at
flock of5 add killed z, and il
wasn't long before l'olLer 3
dropped!"
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

Tnn BRANDED HAND. Proposals have
been circulated for publishing, al Provi-
dence, monthly journaI 10 b. called
the branded Hand, " The Rvowed object
being To excite Northern sympathy for
aboltionisls confined a, the South for in
cpndiary attempts. The tile was sag
gested by the branded hand Of Walker.
now imprisoned in Florida. 1t is, per
haps. sufficiently good name 70 begin
with; but after week or two of existence
it may as well be changed to "IHe Burnt
Finger"-N Y. EUe Mirror.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

There is terrible fellow somewhere 'dpwn
East" who ought not to be permitted to run loose
He threatens TO play the devil and break things ia
consf quynce of his athless gal II he should hap.
pen 10 put his threats execution the lord have
mercy upon US His first threat is,
III grasp he loud thunder,
Wnh beginnings IN play.
III Fend the earth sssuuder
AID kick it away
That's attempting consd bic. for one man
however II he has mcd TO take the responsibility
and paw damages, let him smash away-we are not
aeard. He next says,
The rainbow III straddle
And ride 10 the moon,
o. in the III paddle
In the bowl Of a spoon.
That won't hur: an body. Goa head, old chap
we like to encourage laudble spirit of adven.
ture.
I'll set FIRE to the fountain
And swallow up the riil,
HI est up the mountain
And be hungry still.
Goodness gracious is there no way TO nppease
his wrath and stay his stomach? Must we suffer
all this because he and his girl havn't any thing to
say TO each other at PRESENT. No-neyer! Down
with him down with him we say.
The rain shall fall upward,
The smoke tumble down,
III dye the grass purple
And paint the sky brown
Hear that pretty world this would be, truly
with the IAN falling up, the smoke tumbhng down.
the grass dyed purple, and sky painted brown. We
mig hit as we'll live 10 an old boot with dirty sole
for the earth beneath and brown upper leather Cor
the heavens ABOVE.
The sun I'll put out,
With the whirlwinds play,
Turn day into night
And sleep it away.
There is no doubt, il he cuts that caper, tho sun
will tel much put out about ii az VIZ shall. We
leave it to the whirwlnds to say whether they are
10 be triled with or not; and for his tuning day
INTO night, and sleeping It away, we would just ds
lief ne would as mott he can do It.
I'll fog The young earthquake,
The earth IN physc;
Volcanoes I'll strange,
Or choak with the phthisic.
Oh ho he dare not clnch in with an old he
earthquake, and so he threatens 10 fog "y"ung
un' Of the neuter gender Coward why dont
you take one Of your size
The moon IN smother
With nightmare and wo,
For sport, each other
The stars will throw
Serves 'em exactly right they have no business
to be out when they ought TO be a.bed.
The rocks shall be preachers,
The do the singing,
The clouds shall be Teachers
Aud the go spieeing.
That's all well enough, except getting the comets
upon spree. We don't like that ''pretty well.
III tie up the winds
In n bundle together,
And tickle their ribs
With II ostrich leather.
Oh, crackeys! now he does ii We didn't think
ii lay IN the gizzard Of mortal man to do hall as
much.
Really, we think such desperate and dangerous
individual ought 10 be caught 10 cast iro spider 5
web, and SAFELY guarded by one flea, two mosqutoes
and a vigilent wood louise. There IS nn knowing
what the CHIP may do.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13
New Drug, Confectionery
AND GROCERY STORE.

in the room Cor man, years OCCUPIED bs Adnm
Young on Queen Street. HIS assortment OF tie
several articles in his line, although not full al the
present time, will be found to contain those which
nre beneficial 10 the sick and pleasing 10 The taste
and besides, his charges are very moderate. tie
therefore confidently invites the patronage OF The
public, the qualify of his assortment and the low
charge. which he will make must certniny meet
the public app obation. All who disposed To
patronse a beginner in business, and who regnrd
economy, should give him call. Among his goods
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

America could support nine hundred
and thirty millions Of people, without be-
lug so densely populated as Europe aow
is. The present population OF Europe IS
about 23S millions; Of America, 80 mill
lions, of the whole earth, LOO millions.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

Coop. The first American
vessel that anchored IN the
River Thames after the Revo-
luton, attracted great numbers
TO see tn" stars and stripes.
A Brush soldier hailed in
cnntemptunus tone:--"From
whence came We, Brother Jon.
athan?" The Boa,swain re-
torted, Straight from Bunker
Hill, and be dsrned TO YOU"
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

FoKTIrUDE.-Fotitude, geutlnmcn,
fortlude. FAINT nut--isg no,--keep up
your courage and 60 on. Give up to-day
brcause lion IS N your path, and tae
veriest bug bears on cath wall scare you
10 death to-marrow Death has swept
away every friend you had not one is
left to weep with you. Have fortlude.
Another y ar viii find YOU surrounded by
those who love you. The sea has burn
ed your treasure--tbe fire has devourrd
your dwellings. Fotltude-and you vii
secure your property again. Your hos.
ON companions have prov d treacherous
they h, ap vie abuse on your name
10 The winds Of heaven they spread your
faults aud your fo'bles. Have courage,
aud the ISLANDERS Will die away. A twelve
month hence and the grave of all oiihem
will b. dug. You are out # tusin ss--
are sick and destitute, With none to speak
an encouraging werd. Have foiiude
--bcar OPP manully uod your sorrow end
pa ms and anxettes @lll disappear. Fight
hard aRains, depressed spirits; and dall
and melancholy thoughts and iorebod-
lugs.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13
sEAsONABLE GOODS.

KIN the large stock of Fall and Winter Goods
n which we have just received, we respectfully
call the attention OF the Ladies' to the following
desii able goods which are now IN season. we
have a beautiful assortment OF
Cashmere d Ecosse, Gala Plads
Tesans, Chu.ans. Plaids Cloakins';
Mnu.lain de Iaine-6sur aud silk stripe;
Satin Plaids de Laine, Silk--tripe ferslans;
Alpacas Plaids-slrioed and figured;
Gro de Nap and Silk warp Alpacas
Cords and rassels. Gimps and Buttons;
SIX. Wnrsted, Alpaca and Cotton Hose;
Velvet Points and Alpaca Aprons;
Wnr,ted and silk Mus;
Linen ca ,nhric ii lkis. and Pelerines;
Bonnet and Cop kibbons and Flowers;
Can Nerts and Barred Mushn-;
Edges. Laces and lnsertiogs;
C,iicues of every price, color snd q'ahty'
We me dete, m,nrd To sell a. on the m st "'c' M,
modsting terms, aGd invite all 1" : come ana So
NJ G. e. {. w DOLLS,
October II
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

A country fellow was pass
ing down Washington stree,
the other day when a wsg
thrust his head out OF u win
dow Of boarding house and
sung out, "IialIo, there, squire
when DID YOU come down."
Jonathan cas-: his eye up at tho
wiadow, and replied, al say
M ster. you'd better haul IN
your head - folks will think
you keep slaughter house
seeing a calfs head hang ing
out oil the window"
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

Mike, Why doat you fro
at them are ducks, boy, don't
you see ye'ye got the whole
flock of 'om before your CUNT"
"Failh, SO have mon blu,
when | git aim at one another
swims right bet~iS. him and
me-"
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

ELECTION Law IN MASSACHUSETTS,. -
The House of Representatives of Massa.
chnsetts have passed law allowing q
plurality to elect members Of Congress
after Two elections in which majority
shall uot be obtained.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

MRRRY ENGLAND A London paper
SAYS that a poor women with an infant at
her breast, has been committed for trisl
from the Wellington p tty Sessions, for
taking faggol valued at three farlhngs
from wood. Mr.. Page, Of Slocken.
church, was the prescott r.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13
NUMBER 30.
WIT & HUM0R.

A young genilemsn slept in-
70 a bookstore, and SAID no
wanted to get Young Man's
Companion. well, SIR" said
the DO kseller. "hero's my
daughter
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

"What are YOU drawing
on your slate, Toml''to Little
said school master urchln.
"A house and a pig, siri' was
the reply.
"Why--l see nothing but a
house; where's the piel'
ooh sir, the pigs behind the
house.h
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

A black fellow who Yves dis.
posed to walk uprigh'ly, took
his child to be christened, and
when the mioister asked what
name should be given to it, he
seriously said Scripture name
by all lneans--ca!l 'um Belize.
bub."
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

An old bachelor being laughed at BY
party OF pretty girls, told them that they
were small potatoes.
eve may be small potatoes" replied
one Of tho maidens, "but we are sweet
ones"
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

"shoo them pigs out Of The
garden. said mother yester.
day 10 her son Tommy.
NV hats the use OF shoelDg
EN-, motherl Amt they got
hoofs7"
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

"Nothet, why does Pa call
you honey?"
"I'eeausc, my dear, he loves
me
mo Ma, that isn't it,"
"It isn't. What is Il thenl"
81 know"
"Wrll, what is it,"
"Why It's because you have
so much comb IN your head
that's why"
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

An hone ST dame was hewail-
ing. IN p,tiful tone, the luss Of
her husband, exclaimed "ll's
a pity he's dead, for his teeth
are as good as they ever vas"
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

II is said that words hurt no
body, nevertheless, Sampson
iaued a thousand Phlllstlans to
death.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

Grenp's Commerce on the Pralries tells
a story which establishes The superiority
of hot iron over ligatures to take up arie-
ties. A man in tie praitiss shattered his
arm with a musket shot, and his compan-
IONS with an old saw, butchers knife,
aud large iron bolt performed a success
fl amputalion. The bolt was heated red
hot and used to scar the stump.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

Total 1,295,706 ,336,I99 62l27 2,t94,O32
Folks majority over Clay, exclusive OF South
Caronn. 0,493.
The Wing aud Abolition vote combined, leave
Polk 10 the minority, 2l,634.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

NOVEL FEAy.--Two laborprs OF our vil-
Iage, the one by the name Of David We ks
the other James Whdweil, st,rled Off on
wager Of SIS, on Wednesday. 10 see
which could saw SIX cords Of wood once
n two the quickest. They commenced
at half past I o'clock in the morniug-res-
ted one hour for dnuer-and finished
quarter to 5 ?. VI. Weeks won lha wag
er by some three or four sticks. II was
great days work. = CooperSto,ca ~.
Y Republican
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

JEALOUSY AND BusTLgs -
please widow Wlmple, ma
says please lend her the big-
gest sweet pertater you've
got"
g, sweet pototoe"
"Yes'm."
"Why, amt your ma soing
to Mrs. Wallopop's pan,f"
"Yes'm."
"Aint she readyq'
"Yes'm--all but her hustle,
She had to bile her'n for din.
ner to dav, and she wants the
pertater quick, Cos she expects
Dr.. Postum rlgbt away"
CDR. Poseml He going TO
call for the widow Ftzzlel--
Tell your INA | have nj a sweet
potato IN the house."
"Yes'm."
"1bat ar,lul womoul She
don't get no poiatoo Of mine. -
Let her use corn cobs."
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

Why are globes used in
schools like a man who sup.
poses every one 10 be hcnesi'
They are superficial view Of
the world,
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

says Shakspe afe-and 50 you will find il.
You better die than lose your good
spirits, Tor while you live you will b. bat
a Ounce, and bone for every lubber L.
pick at. The very brut viii shuo you,
or stop 10 give you bite as you pass
along Portiand Tribune.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

Il is stated that DR.. Arson Jones, the
recently elected President of Texas, is a
native Of Berkshire, Mass.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

A fellow in Arkansas is so
short that he has been often
mistaken sor pie-crustl
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

New DEFINrrroN.-L Long agony-wnlking three
quarters of mile, with ones arm around the waist
OF a pretty girl,
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

The plans for two hundred and TWEEN
ty rail roads IN Great Britain are under
consid,ratlon by the Board Of Trade.
Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1845-02-13

RECALL OF THE MEXICAN MINISTER.
A gentleman whose means Of lniorma-
ton in regard to Mexican affairs are bet
ter,than our own, assures US that the new
government Of Mexico, under date ofDec.
Both, issued Instructions . Gen. Almpnte,
the Mexican Minister TO the United States
t. demand his passports. N Y. Jour.
oF Com.