Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1845-05-24
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MRS. CAUDLE'S CURTAIN LECTURES.
Mr Csud'e has been 70 go her dear Mother Cssde
the "joyfal oeession. has given Party and Issued ,As
snneIsd Card Of Invitation.
tiiere 10 IN engraved fac sims Of card tispsyins
punch bowl ssesss ess'Iss slss pipss 80 dsada,eh
the mice wiil play" and The following invisadoal
Mr.. Cssdle's compliments 70 Mr. Prcssvu.a. and 81,
Peeu to have the honour Of HE company h joyful oe-
cssion, at half pact eight O'Clock. ~ n
- = bard, think Mr. Csudls that cant leave hou,.
for day but the hoose b turned into s,vsvu
tavemf-a pothouss. Yes thoaeht 700 were very .nr
hon, that should Though. y"u wanted get lid Of
me Tor you would have insisted on my
staying at dear mothers ell night You were afraid /
should get cold coming hoe youf oh yes. you can
be very tender you can. Mr. C.sds, when IL suits your
band you are! only wish the world knew ybs a. we'll a.
lido. that's oil; but IL shall, day, rm detssmined
I'm SURE the house will not be for month. All
The curtains are poisoned with smoke; and what's more
with the 6th'est smoke ever know. Tsks ,e,, S.p.
Ata! fe,, it's all very well Cor you to say take EN-
down; but they were only cleaned and put up month ago.
to have married somebody who'd have 10, your bou-. 90 n
wreck aud ruin. will for the future People who dn
caro- LOO their families better thought OF than those who
do; I've long found fkaf.
sand what condition The cnrpsrs in They've taken
live pounds oat VI IL. h fsrhins, with their filthy boo,
and don't know what besides. Aud then the smoke in
saw such house In ny hfe II you wanted 10 have (,,
friends why couldnr you invite em when your w,.s n,
home like any other mani have sneakina in like
set Of house breakers. directly woman turns her back
They must be pretty gen,emen they ,nus, mean fslox
mat are afraid to face woman. Ill., and you all call your
seve. tho lords OF creation should only like to see whs,
would oseone OF the ceaon you left yourselves
pretty pickle creation would DO In very soon.
you mnst au have been in uice condition.. What do
yo"eay fos teok notAiRsi Took nothing didn't ,ou,
I'm sure there's such regiment Of empty bottles. hsvnt
had INC hear, Ia count EN- And punch TO. you mus,
punch! There's hundred half lemons in The kitchen n
there's one Tor SrsAn. like good eh. kept en to show
EN- me: No sir Susan shsnf lease tAe Aosss! What do
you She Aas risht tell tales aud you WILL De-
ma<T IN your s,cs howell Will yoai II you don't al,er
Mr. Caude. you'll have nm house tn be innate, Of
mnoe os' o' susaf did leave in the cupboard and now
there isn't rs much ss would Gil ieaeup Do Won ,unn
I'm to lind snssr for punch Tor fifty nseni Wh.t 10
say There aoss'sf Ufyf That's no matter; the u,,.
DO I'm to find sugar for punch oil the world
out Of my housekeeping money! Yos dsaf ask mel
Don't you ask met You do. you know you do; for n 1
only want shilling extra the house is in blaze And "
whole loai OF sugar can you throw away upon-NoI
GOAT be sli aud icont let you 60 sleep II you'd got
To bod al proper hour last night you wouldn't have
% sleepy now You can sit hsh the night with pack
ot people who don't for you and your poor wife
can't get in n word. 1871,
And there's that China image that had when wss
manned wouldn't have taken any Of money for il,
aud you know .t-and how do find III With lis or.
cons head knocked Off And what was more men,
more contemplate than all besides 10 WINS nut ON ,.,,
as nothing had happened. You knew nothing about itI
now how can you lie there, your Christian bed Cav
DLE and that You know that that fellow PKrrrys,x
knocked of the head with the poke You know tina, he
did And you hnd'nt the feeling-yes will saw il
You hadn't the feeling protect what you knew WI. pre
eous TO me- oh. no, il the truth known, you were
very glad to SEQ il broken for that very reason.
Every way I've been insuted. I should like TO know
who was who corked whiske my dear aun,s mic
Oh! you're laughing, youl YssIs not LausIiss,
Don't tell me that should like know what shakes IN.
bed, then, you're not laughng1 Yes, eorked whkeI,
on her dsar face-and she was good soul to you eau
de and you ought to be ashamed Of yours TO see her an
used. oh, you may laugh. It's very easy to laugh,
only wish you'd little feeling like other people that's
ALL r''
Then there's my china mug-the mug had before I
was msred-when ives happy creature I.houlJ
like know who knocked the spout of that mug, Dom,
tell me 1t was cracked bcfore-ts such thing Caude
there wasn't flaw it-snd now could have cried when
lsaw H. Don't tell me IL wasn't worth twopenee How
do you know You neyes buy mugs. Bot that's like men
they think nothing in a house any thing.
There's four glasses broke and nine cracked Ateas
that's all I've found out present, but dare say shall
discover dozen TO morrow
"And SHOULD like kRow where the cotton
gone to-and should like TO know who broke the bell
pull-and perhaps you don't know there's leg OFF chair
and perhaps
Here" says Caudle. Morpheus came TO my aid and
slept; nay, think | snored."