New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1845-07-08
SpIRIT On MN GrN.

out the plans Of confederate council than Of legal 90
vcrnment without organization example and Inspection
SPIRIT OF THE Gun
USEFUL RULFs-lfyou employ a clerk A. pound
per week and he j. impudcnt pay him OF and have done
with him. This il treating him az he descrVes-"ilh
sovereign contempt
Never accept an inviia,iont TO a fashionable dinner
party under idea Of economy. You had better pay for
IN entertainment hotel, It will be less expensive
because the fee expected by each fashionable servant
who in reality either the master mistress dc Jrc'o, is
anything bat fee simple"
Never be guilty Of anything in the shape Of lie.
is not paaiabc 70 society in general although the legal
profession may prefer 'an action that will lie.
Never practice deception but bear in memory the
immortal SCOTS coupet that subject II you take
theatre for instance for avowcd purpose do got alter
by allowing Mozart 70 be ANONYMOUSLY kicked on me
stage when people require substantial clothing they
do not expect De presented with cauze and huckran
Beware how you seek fame with your pen. Il
mus, be a long quill indeed that VIII ensure literary dis
iincton this side the Death is the only ign by
which the public are led 70 appreciate an author 10 -
necessary that they should first see you expire by way
Of proving your claim 10 any sympathy.
TIE GREAT LAYpLoRD.-By the amount Of rent
received by Dan would think he was tue largest
landlord in the three kingdoms.
THE CoTroN Spinner IL DIsGUIsE.-Al declare
Peel sustained his character at her Majesys ball better
than any Other gentleman. No doubt nc did and n is
not at all surprising dering the extensive practic"
he has had in making himself appear what he really IL
not
PowDER--It j. said some members Of the Peace
ciev ARE biqhlv dispca-ed al the quantity of powder
exhibited at her Majesty ball Those pcrsons ought 10
rccoicct that powder indispensable 10 make ball 90
of with effect
EXTREMELY A PRoPo--At the bal masqpt Mr..
Montague Gore crimson velvet coat.
RATHER DoUBTFUL.-A man at ST. Eiienne is
said to have invented ive-baded carving instrument
.fa, rod in tod t.txl .IH4 tsi
ing pressed the blades viii in second separate the
legs and wings and divide the carcasc This Is very
ingenious hut defy him 10 invent any thing that can
Gu, more ways at once than the present British Ca
binet
REcIpr-How TO Procure CoLD--Firsttake
an omnibus with few ladies' already in it, then seat your
self between the door and window, afterwards beg per
mission open the window before mentioned for the
adv you sit quiet. and the cold will be made The
process may be repeated If pleasant
WAR WITH AMERIcA.-A pleasant announce
ment appear in Liverpool paper packet ship from
America has brought to England PAT hides and 10 casks
of shOe pegs The therefore between the two coun
irics has begun the Yankees are not only pegsing
into us but "leathcring US.
Polish BALLs.-in consequence OF the numcr.
Gus balls given on behf Of the Poles the prices Of
hops have considerably advanced
HARD TINEs-Thc lodging house keepers com
plain they cannot take people m.
The schoolmssier complains that he getnO young
himself
The fshmoneer says the public have become more
ike sharks than fiaihsh.
The guardians of poor law union in Essex have
complained that the stones furnished ior he pauers TO
break are not hard enough They could remedy tins by
not constructing for any stones except az hard a. iher
hearts
4 Two HUNDRED PorND CHARAcTFR-The
Duke of Brunswick was awarded damages last week ia
the sheriff Court against the Lancaster Guardian for
libel The jury considered the character OF his serene %
Hrhnoss to be worth 5000. Rather a light character
This, for the claimant 20 a throne.
ApnoRIsMs-(Ane RocheioncaaH Dascl Lam
ber was great man. but the instrument with which You
powder nutmccs Il a-grater.
The person who translated French craiqas, and de-
cares The article 10 be original foul individual but
The man who merciessy destroys game a batHf IL a
fowler
III were to weigh thirty should be very gross
parsonage but the man who sells tea coffee and sugar l.
a-grOccr.
Beware how YOU trust in whimsical a world a. this.
entirely 10 your legs know certain lessee OF Ger
ain theatre who thinks legs the sole requisites for sue
cess But take my word for H. this is mpudence I'm
bounded
ARcH.ERY.-Londona and Waterloo Bridges were
highly vexcd when they heard that suicides about
10 bring iunccrford Suspension into fashion. No Won.
der their jealousy should be aroused ~ rival who could
crafty the taste for suspension and drowning at the same
moment.
RATHER DounrruL-Thc repeal Of the auction
duties i said 10 De producing sensible effect upon The
frde of aucuOncern-. We cannot well understand now
his can be- unless auconccrs heads are thicker than
oher peoples since the knockng-down system Is more
calculated 10 produce a ~senscicss' effect
COVE Of. ST GEORGE On the recent repre-
scniaion of The Enchanircss at Dury Lane there
a call for the author, whcrcuPon Mr. Bum pulled
St George the stage TO receive the compliment MS ~
The audience upon which wae in Tue pit observed,
ihat Il only modern Illustration OF The Old story oi
Il. George and the Dragon.
MERELY \ succEsrIoN-Wou ld it not be q pro
oS of sir r. Peel who has shown himself expert al
favinc the public with his iucomciaN 70 become mem
Der of the Honorable Company OF sk.nncrsi'
ASTRONOMY Al FAULT.-We are told that "a
now comet has been discovered due North" II has
actually been found, how can II be due North
Roy MlsslSG-Ran away. from school in West
Minister old boy, named paniel q Conne"- reheI'
ag wears a cloak His jacket had on The repeal button
md a rentbar in the pocket Any person who VIII
brins him back to the school at s. stephens Will oe
handsomely re sardcd. and all expenses paid
An UNPLEASANT FAcT.-Thc reason why so
much difficulty exists IN getting up pictorial paper -
because Of the artists are 10 DC depended On a. 'S
are all designing men.
popisu RauRsAD-lt is stated the Pope has
declared against the introduction OF railways IN the ia
md states Perhaps his Holiness considers Peel Is
running fast enough in that direction already Accord
ns 10 The Excterha people, Peel i every thing but
sleeper ON tina, road.
4 BASS IxslNrAriov-He Staudi-l declares
here is SO much samencss in Bales melodies that this
composer ought 10 20 elsewhere for change OF ar
Really This is the unkindcs; cut Of al.
Epa from P,isr Parplepash 10 Brotir II ilf No.la-
E.o- IoNpiN Jewue :
DER Tomas Hoe Tom Tomas, me Huppcr
nse Ike the iocr has danced the Ma ncoin ron "A
Pope ish Sicwdens hare toe Bee moor fai-roe ni-eo
hand that Wicked Woman a. Room hss mi nobel master
oouounce. HIT ais cHm hon the Cons0il eye-cHN 'e
mnd for Trim hnss for Scar Jet Nan ti a lass,
ms. Tonass for pore mother church she - bean Zee
rrsvcd ves hevcn buy the Byshops. Hirsh hs-heuon
h;s toe bee pade Hcvcn the CRATE Neiriion "ot bec'
Nay.polecon Boney part giys way hand strikes rs cn
len. L.. Dammit OConnol Bun thank eavcn ioni-i-s
he Piers hand Commonhers ave Bee trayed There eye
trust hav got hay quene hot The reen Toe maze nay
as Hay peel toe hand eye preys most harieye e Su,e
Wig tory VII not give her Rohill Accent 70 TINS hANu"
BIZ tho eye icer she for m NOBEL master says
she his onuey Sier wch eye knead not tel Hietis
nay round hort; But eye hopes the CRATE meal IN n'
Hex ba ter all VII hopen her Roi hill he- hand con"ince
her craceish Mag esf u that kobht Pcle has De
rcevcd her ard Bee trsyed his that bee ni.e
sO. hen down the Hannah mostly Of his Viz HopOncns
hand make the Hirsh shout NhOrsy for Pele hlnsied
Of Rec.pcie but has mi nobel SAYS Hes's "tok
nuh in buy his sLun." Damn his SUI greater than
Rohb and tho nothe >tsdents hy a. vel as ve doc
hin The Servants all pc.c- bii vi not hac has mi no.
hI master saws ho hon the Waters hof Hrish Ter Bee
lence eve rcemane your umhel Servant hat c0mand
PETER PURrLE.rLUsH.
Fenimorc Cooper. they say. Is coming out with a
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