The New era. [volume] ([Portsmouth, Va.]) 1845-1847, 1845-12-31

Sc free from dread rJrruptinn;s vile.
fes, Let me brcauc tie bainy breeze
"hcrc rural Joys midst plenty smile.
One "f The hest Mnsnprc stories tina, we ever
read. has lately appeared in the ST. I,nuis r,
vetl!e. and IL Is at such "A drul character. lhai
laugh ga" ciH. md hntgh yom must We omit
the lnrIducl,.ry remarks
ESTABLISHING THE SCIENCE.
BY EvERPoINr.
DE Bonneville had bpeu plpcrrifyinp Delroil nv
his more iian gHtrdajc effects upnn The muscles
at scores "t his impressibies. when an pu,r,t,,,s
s'z'd wolverine Irving the ihinG" himself
found thai he was quite equal To the professor. in
setting io'kS L" sleep and " maxim On 'm cut np';
afterwards. and. accordingly. in the Gtrur at M,
discovery. "H he went iniu the country Ia lpclur
AMI d'il"se the new light which had been dis
pSn|"d to him. His success was tremendous.
town. and village said there was something i,
u, until his reputation. as in other eases bp,r,.
hin rnemlrS. The Wolverine Masnpriz.r. nfie,
astonishing " HalI'' full, one cven,nu. at sam.
very promising town. ar other. and which bad
ia'r' sh"rlIy, Ia he quite - place." returned +,
The tavern, 10 he arrested in the har-r,,nn, nv
score at - first citizens" who had then and t6n,
congrrgaied Jest To test The hurnbug," any how
u nod evening, ParleSser.' - slnl one. \Vun,
y"n take lille of the .Htid 2" said another. and
inns being an evident hit in the way of a ioke
the . anthumbugs" proceed to more sefiuu,
business
PfetesseI," said the principal speaker.
giant at ieil"w. before whose Proportions. even
the huge MAGNETISM looked small Parf.sser
said he, biting off the end of 4 nlnu." ana
turning 1t over in his jaws very leisnrely. few
on us, here, hev jest concluded To hev Won try
al experiment. appntiu' ourselves a regular c,n
slInied committee To replrl!"
The Professor begged To appIint a m,re nrono,
place ana hour, &c, or, according to the appre
hensnnS of - The crowd" eyinced the exorcted
desire t" make " a clean hack ont''
Per'essor," resumed the big dog g. of wr
ondus'and right you call yonr Mssmprism ere
NEE Jail agent" which means. s'pnse that !,
things %
The disciple of science referred to divers cases
about town IN which he had been successful ,n
say nothing "f the pulling terih'' operatioo
which he had just conclHded his lecture " it'll.
Yes, said The challenger, you're death an
teeth, we know, but ken Mrsmerism come the
re NEE jail over rheunarlz o.
inf ,mmatory or chronic o. demanded the
Professor.
tors bottle names, but we reckon its about The
wusr kind"
he Mesmerist was about to define the differ
ence between Infammatory attacks and iocaL at.
iectlpns, when he was interrupted nv the ino,isi
tor, who rather Gtl0ced that as far as III. Ioc linn
"i Tue disorder went ii had pre- -eInpiion riohI
I" the hull crittur and that fiIrhprrnre j, wa.
jest expected of him that he shumld f,tlhwith
visit the case, and bid him take no his bed and
walk. ar he himself would he escorted our ,f
town. aSifIds of rail. and dumpsd dawn ami d..
side The 54th degree Of Oregon and .nO ,pisiake ="
his WAS a dilenma either horn of which
promised toss 10 his repulalipn hut the crawl
were Soemnly in earnest; already riu,npbinU Il,
his detection, they began u look wolG,n At him
NItse At oh
had nothing lett tor 1t but to detnanI boldly. f.,
O. see the patienI" We had heller tri W. the ,as,
oi the story Al II was related To humorous friend
OF"nrs. by the disciple Of Mesrner. himself.
Up Stairs went with 'em' mad as thunder
! tell you; first, at being thought hunbuo. and
next, ihat my individual share of the american
eagle should he compelled into measure. h,
thunder :! III a-gIn 'em fight, lit hadn't been
ior the science. which would "A suffered any hn,y
sol jest SAID To myself let 'em bring no their rhe,
maliz! felt as il could Mps,nprizada horse
and determined whaerer The case niUht h., i'L
make il squea. by thunder!
- Here he 49,, said they, and we all bundled
IN a r0nfn, gal hpred round bed. with me shut IN
amIng 'en, and the cussrd uneuliyhfpnpd heltben
that dld The talking, drawing, onl an almighty
bpwie knife at the same time "'Tbat's Can,
mani" said he We'll. there Iay missI,hIs
Iooking crjier. with his eyes SIT and his ruonrb
op"n-and his jaws got wider and wider, as he
Jaw the crowd aud The bow e kniEa. tell Won
Thrrs the idea !" said old bio lngin.
Rise up IN That he'd - said +. and tell Won
what, | must ooked at him dreadful. for up ne
jomp1d On eend, as if he'd jest got streak Of
gaivanc.
CIT ont Of fur" said I. with wnss Ionk
and may be shot # out i've dd'ut c,mp, l,okin'
wild. tell ye
"NoW cm dirt. d----p you! screamed +. and
Jehn General jackson! II he dli'nl make
Straight shirt tail fr the door. may never make
another pass. After hin went. and alter me
they came, and Prebaps there wasn't the orfilllrs,
stampede down three pair Of STARS that eve,
occurred IN Michigan! Down cut old rheumatic
through the bar rooIn ouj cut arrer him owe,
over went The stove IN the rush Al. pr bylh an ,s
chased hIm round two sq,ars-i tlip snow a.
that. then headed him Of and chased him b,cL
To The hotel again, where be- landed in q line
s,Cent. begged Tor his life. and aaid bc'd Dips ~,
the property! Well ! wish I NAV be sb,, :.
he wasn't The fpler they wpre oH.rll,' a ress,
for in Buffalo, ! made him dress himself.
cured Of his rheumatic; run it right ont of him
d.lePred him up prckered the reward, and rs
tabii'hed HE science, by thunder!