Mobile register and journal., 1845-05-08


Mr. Caudls has uentured a renanstranee his days
dinner: Cold Muffin, aud no Pudding. Mrs.
Caudle defends the cold Shoulder.
Humph! I'm sure! Well! wonder what il will he
Better get somebody else to keep the house think
l cant do IT now, IL seems; I'm only IN the way here
I'D better take the children and 60.
"W hat am grumbing about nowl It's very we'll
for you 10 ask that! Pm I'd better he out of the
world than-thsre now, air Caude you are aeani
sh Ill speak, sir. II isn't often open my mouth,
heaven knows! But you like To hear noDdy talk
but ynursef You ought To have married IA negro
slave, and not any respectable woman.
you're TO 60 about the no, Sc looking like thunder
al! the day, and Pm not to say word. " here do
you think buildings to come from every day You
show nice example TO your children, OH do; COM
planning aud turning your nose up al sweet piece
oil C lid mutton, because there's pudding. You go
a nice way 10 make 'em extravagani-leach 'em nee
lessons to begin The world with. Do you know hat
buildings cost; OF do you think they fly in at the
window?
You hate cold mutton. The more shame for you,
Fir. Caude. I'm you've the stomach If lord
you have. No, sir didn't choose TO hash the nu :
ton It's very easy for you TO say hash it; | know
what joint loses in hashng; it's day S dinner the
less, II us hit Yes dare say other people may
have buildings with cold mutton. No doubt OF il, !:
and other people may become bankrups. But If ever
you get Into The Gazette, it shan'i hy ny fault no :
IN d" my duty as wife to you. Mr.. Cauile YOU
snail never have 1t to say that was nv huu keen
ing that brought You 10 beggary, Mo- you may sulk
AT the cold meat-ha! hope you'll never live to want
SUCH piece OF cold mutton had to dayi And
you may threaten to 60 TO To dine: but ~ itb
our present means crutnb Of pudding do vou got
from Inc. You shall have nothing but the cold i,,int
as I'm a Christian sinner.
eyes; there you are throwing those fowls IN nv
face agrln! ! know You once brought me home a
par Of fowls; know il and warn't YOU mean ennush
TO stop EN- out OF my weeks money! OH The sti.
hshness-the shabbness oil inch! They can 20 out
and throw away pounds upon pounds with IA pack o,
people who laugh at em afterwards; but il M An.
thins wanted tor their homes, their poor wives
may 90 and hunt for it. wonder you don't blush
10 name those fowls again! | wouldn't be So lille
for the world, Mr.. Caude.
Nv hat are you going 10 do7 Gong to gel I'D ?
Don't make yourself ridiculous, Mr.. CaGdle; / amt
ray word TO you like any other wife but w., mn.t
Tn eaten TO get up. DO be ashamed Of Yourself
Pudding, indeed! Do you think Pm made Of pod-
dihgs? Didn't you have some boiled rice thres
weeks ago! Besides is this the time of the wear for
pr dings! It's all very we'll il had money enough
allowed me Ike another wife 10 keep the house " b.
then, indeed, might have preserves like any other
woman; now, ii's impossible; and it's crueI-,.s
Mr. Caudle, cruel-of you to expect il
Apples arn't SO dear. arn't lhey! | know what
apples are, Mr.. Caudle, without your telling me-
h"' J suppose you want sonnet hing mnre Than an
Pr' Tor dunplings! | suppose sugar costs some
thug, dosen't il! And that's how il is. That's
no" one expense brings On another, and that's how
people 60 10 ruin.
"pancakes! What's the use of yonr lvino nu,,er
Jog liere about pancakes? Don't you always have
en- once year every Shrove Tuesday. And VIVA,
would any decent man Want more?
ra"cakes' 'nheedl Pray Mr Candle, no, i,'s
u" use your saying hne words to me 10 lei Won 90 Il,
sleep: shan'l!-pray do YOU Know the nr;ce -
1hS' now There hot an egg Won can rms, md,
seven and eight shilling; well. youv. mi, ;us, -,
re- 80" up now many eggs-don't lie swearing there
az 'ne eggs, 70 Una. manner Mr.. Caudle; unless YOU
q IN men, tnbae
81 respectable tradesman, l suppose, Ha, omI, |
wish people know you az wei II an do, Sa;y
'sgs indeed! But Pm tired Of this usaOe NJ ~ a.
d' quite tired fit; and don't care how s,oa ;'..
PA sure do no;iiing bur work and lh,. |
'hink now to make the most nj every thing; and ,h
u now in rewarded. shout ike to see any.bnd |
M'ose points 20 further than mine. But i'll was 10
,ow away y'nr money INTO the street, or hay il ON
~ nae ieatners On NJ SELF should be better Ib,rgh
OF The woman who studies her husbaoJ md +
Iin'i'f Is always made drudge Of Ia ,our G
fh' 81 wives Nho've The best tine Of il. w
WIN" the use OF your lying grooming there m
that manner! That wont make me hnld ,nv ,,',,,'
can tell you You think to Lsy. il Mi ~, ~ ""su
way but y'u wont, Mr.. Caud., Van go Wv"
al. dinner; lock like IA demon, | mar s ''.'"
whole ;Ime pe'c ii cold muton-ha, The ,hy,n, "'
OF var peter creatures ihan you who'd have bee,
Thankful Tor thai munai-and a,n navor ., e.'
But you're mistaken Il will Your ns,a an
NJ Candie, Is infa'nous-unworily of "A ,a 1
only wish people Jew you for what YOU nrs h,,,
they shall, some day. "'e' Du'
"pu idmss! And now suppose | shall hear -,
n ~ in, but puddings! Yes, and | know VIVA, II
" I'D end in, First, you'd have "a pudding ever, |
ay;-oh, know M exravegance-lheny you'd o.
To- iish-then s'nuldn'i wonder ir you a have sone
tcrte, ~ doubt; then you'd go for dessert and Oh
see Il all as plain tho guir before me-bui MOI
u Il while live Whit your second wife NAV do. !
don't Know; perhaps sheH be fine lady; Lul Won
shan't be ruined by n', Mr. CaudIr; that I'm de-
ter n,ned. f9ddings' indeed! Pudding>l Pmld-'
Exhausted nature" says CaudIe. "could hold
put no looser' Here my wife went to sleep"