Wisconsin herald, and Grant County advertiser. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1844-1845, 1845-12-04

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ion. AT five years old | entered the
army under Ensign Dashard.
Near-side horse. Bless me, how
odd! | was bought at Horncastle, te
serve in the dragons; but the wetteri.
nary man found out I'd a splint, and
wouldn't have me. l say, amt that
stout woman with fat family looking
at usl
Of-Side horse. I'm afraid she is.
People Of her grade in society are al.
ways partial to dilatory shilling
worth.
Mear-Side horse -Ay. and always
| lives up Snow-hill, or Ludgatc-hill, or
Mutton-hill, or hill somewhere.
Woman. Coach!
Near-Side horse.-She's a hailing
Ius' / wonder whether she's narvous?
I'll let out with my hind leg a Bit
(kick 20 Lord! the rhumatiz.
OF-side horse. Pray don't. a5-
jure subterfuges; they are unworthy Of
a thoroughbred.
Near-side horse. Thoroughbred!
| like that. Haven't you just ae-
knowledged that your were a cocktail?
Thank goodness! she's moving on
Hallo! there's old Readypenny!--
willianous Tory.
OG'Side horse.-Ibegto remark that
my principles arc Conservative.
Near-side horse. And beg, to re-
mark that mine isn't. saryed Rea-
dypenny oui at Westminster lection
the other day. He got into our coach
10 go to the poll, and ! wouldn't draw
an inch. lwarn't agoing TO take up a
plumper for Rous.
O0.side horse. II declare The obese
female returns.
Woman. --Coach! Halo! Coach!
Uaterman.-Hcrc you is mae :.
Kuck! kuck! kuck!--Come .,ng!
! quilting The coach and 4ors ).
OG-side horse.--O heavens! | am
too stiff to move, and this brute will
pull my head off
Ncar-side horse. Keep it on one
side. and you spiIes his purchase.
Waterp,an.---Come up, you old
brutc!
O6-side horse. old brute! What
evidence Of low mind THE stout
,ooman and fat family ascend the
steps ofhe coach.
Coach 20 law! oh law! Week!
week! O law!--O law! Week! week
Near-Side horse DO you hear how
the poor old things a suilerin'l--she
must feel it a good deal to have her
squads sat on by evcrybod" as can pay
for her. She was built by Pearcc, Of
Long-acre, for the Dntchess Of Dorset
shire. wonder her perch don't break
--she has been crazy long time.
Waternan. --Snow-h ill--oppositc
the Saracen's Head.
MearSide horse.--I know'd il!
Coachman --Kuck! kuck!
Uhip.--W hack! whack!
or side horse. Pull, away my dear
fellow; little extra exertion may save
us from fageIlation.
Neor-side horSe.--Well, Pm pull
ling, amt IL
OG-siae horse--I don't like TO dis
pute your word; but--(Whack) J.
Oh! that was an abrasion on my shout
der.
Near-side horse. rato you mean.
WHO'S not pulling now, | should like TO
knowl
OG-Side horSe--f couldn'thclp hop
ping then; you know what a grease
have in my hind leg.
Near-Side horse.--Well. haven't |
a splint and corn, and amt one of my
fore fctlocks got foremoscs, and my
hind legs the stringhaltl
Woman.--Stop stop!
Coqchmqn --Whoo up.--d--n you!
OG-ade horSe--There goes my last
masticGtori
Nedr-8ide horse.--And Pm blow'd
il he hasn't ierkcd my head so that he's
given me a crick in The neck; but new
err mind: If she does get out here we
shall save the hill.
Woman Three doors higher up.
COachman. Chuck chuck!
Whip.-Whackl wback.
CO0chman.-Come upyou varmintl
Ofside horse.-Varmint! and To-
me, The nephew Of the great Loffery!I
o +, g1sus! what shall ] come TO next.
Neqr-side horse. Alamode beef,
may be, or perhaps pork sasslges!