Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1845-06-12
fFrom the LOndO0 PGnth.
Ms. Caudle's Curtain Lectures,
| LGriup tl-Nr rarilr has lent The iamil,
i twbfe,,a, hrs Cglldic lectures thereon,

cold, indeed He doesn't hook like on"
oi the sorl To take cold Besides, he'd
hav. better taken cold than take our on
/ " umbrella Do you hear The ram, Mr.
Candle say, do yOu hear The ra,n
Aud, AZ Pm alive, II /, isn't Saint Swl,h-
ms day Do you hear II against the
/ windows? Non.cnSe, you don't impose
upon me. You can't he asleep With such
- shower as that DO you hear il, say
Oh, you do hear il , Wen, that's prcr-
iy food, lhluk 10 last for six weeks
aud no stirring all ihc tune out oi the
house. Pooh Don't think me fool,
4 Mr. CaudIc. Dou'I insult ne. lie re
turn the umbrella As II any body cvei
did return an umbrella. Ihcie--do YOU
hear II Nossc aud worse Cats and
d"g+, and Tor SIX weeks always siN
h weeks. And 40 umbrella.
~ should like to know how the ch,l-
jrcu arc 10 20 10 school tn-morrow.
\ They shnD'i 90 through such weather
i i'm determined. No: they shall stop ar
/ home, aud never learn ANY hing -- the
4 blessed creatures !-sooncr than 90 and
| get wet Aud when they grow up, |
/, wonder who th"yIl have 10 thank for
I knowing nothing who, indeed, bui their
! father People who can't feel tor their
! own children ought never To be fathers
II "But ! know why yUu lent the um-
4 brclla - Oh, yes, know v"ry well !
was going out to tea nt dear Wolhcr's to-
4 morrow, You knew that and you did It
: on purpose. DOME tell me you hate
~" TO go there, aud take every mean adj
vantage TO hinder INC. Bu, don't you
!, shuk it, Mr.. Caudlc. No, sir # II
comes down IN buck s.full, IN 60 all
the more. No : aud wont have cab
Where, do youthnk the moneys To come
n from You've go, nice high notions at
lhnt club of yours a cab, indeed
4 Cost nc siNieenpcnce at least sixteen
pence Two and-cig ghipcncr, for there 5
back again Cabs, indeed | should
like to know who's to pay for EN- : /
can't pay for 'om and Pm sure you cant
I, II you 90 Oh as you do throwing away
vorr property, aud b"ggaring your chill
dtcn-lu'ymg umbrellas
4 "Dp yon hear the rain, Mr.. Candle !!
I say DO you hear II A? Bot don't care
--l'll go to mo'her's Tomorrow ; | will !;
aud what's more, III walk every step Of
! the way aud YOU know that will give
ne my death. Dnu'l call me a foolish
woman you that's the foolish man.
You know can't wear clogs aud with |
10 umbrella, the vets sure to give me
coId--u always does But what do you
care for that = Nothing At ell. may
be lad up for what you care, rs dare
say | shaIl-and a pretty doctors bill
there II be. hope there will ! IL viii
teach you to lend your umbrella again. |
| should mt wonder 1! | caught my death II
yes mud that's What you lent the UNI
hrclla for. OF course /
Nee clothes, shall get too, trapcs-
10Y through weather like this. My gown
and bonnet will be spollt quite. Need'ui
| wear 'em then Indeed MIR. Cnudlc,
| shall wear 'cm. No, sir, Pm mo, GO
ing ont u dowdy to please you or any I
body else Gracious knows 1t isn't OF
ten that ! step over the threshold !; in
deed might as well be a slave a, once
better, | should say But when goIl
out, Nj. Caudle, | choose To go out as n
lady. Oh ! that rain-if 1t isn't enough
to break III the windows. \
"ugh | do look forward wiih dread
for tomorrow How | am 10 90 toll
molhcr's ] IN sure | can't tell But If
die III do 1t. No, sir ! won't borrow
an umbrella. No; and You shau'l buy
one. (Wnh great emphasis MIR. Cau
die, # you br'ns home another umbrella,
or none at all.
Ella aud it was only las, week had
new nozzle put To that umbrella. I'm
suIe If I'D have known ~ much as du,I
nov, II nlght hayc gone without one tor
me. Paying for new uozzlcs, tor other
people to laugh at you. Oh, rs all very |
well TOR You you can 20 to sleep. !
You've no thought Of your poor patient
wife, and your dear children. You think
ol nothing but lending umbrellas 1
"Aleu, indeed Call themselves.
lords OF the creation pretty lords, when
they can't even, taho care oi al umbrol-
la /
IL know that walk Tomorrow will be
The death Of me. But that's what you
want then you may 90 10 your club, !
and do as YOU like aud then, nicely my
pOOi ucdl tnluifU " III Dt ustu-D DuI lUcU,
,'r, then you'II be happy. Oh, don't tell
me know you viii. Else you'd ncv-
a. have lent Tho umbrella H.
"lou have To Z" on Thursday about
that summons aud, OF course, You can't
-. No, indeed you dJht go without
the umbrella you may lose the debt
lor what | care II won't be 80 much a.
spollIng your clnlcs-bcltcr lose It
people deserve 10 lose debts who lend
umbrellas! \,
"Aud ! should like To know how I'm
to 60 Ia mothers without the umbrella
Oh, dun't tell nc that ! said | Couid go
that's nothing 10 do wIih IT nothing NJ
all Shc'll think l'n ncglccllug her,
and the Inllc money We were to have,
We shant have at gll-bccause we've
no umbrella II
"Ihc chlldrcn, too Dear things |
They u be sopplng wet; ior they shan y
stop a, hnune---lhey shant lose thclr|I
I..,nip. Al - all th,,r father ,tll I,nV.