Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1845-07-10
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MRS. cAUDLE's CURTAIN LECTURES.
THURSDAY MORNING, JULV 10, is,s.

MRS cAUDLE's CURTAIN LECTURES.
Mrs Cssaie fliaks lit scovid look nell 10 keep thea
reddias. day"
Candle. love- do YOU know what Sunday isl No
you do~tf Wei. wss ever there such strange man :
Can't you guess, darling. Next Sunday. deari Think
love, minue-jus think. What and youdon't know now
Hs, " hadn't better memory than you. don't know
how should Well. then, pei.-shai tel
day--Mhat you grooming nj Mr.. Caudef don't
snythng grosn at any body should gtoan I'm
sure IL isn't you. No; rather think rs who ought 10
grosni
ala. you good tempered nice creature fourteen
year. ago aud would have done any thing Tor me hes'
would be always cared tor she should never
marry There, quite end Of the charm when she goes
10 church, We're oil angels while you're counting u.s. but
once married how soon you pull wings oil! No, Mt
Caude I'm talking nonsense; but the truth Is You Ike
Co hear nobody talk bat yourself Nobody ever tells me
that talk but you. Now TIA no use your turn
ing about that way. s bit ul-what do You sayl
You'll getupi No you won't Mr. Cauic; you' not
that tick again. I've locked the door, and hid the
Key. There's getting hold Of you al. tio dayumo,-
but here you can't leave. You needni goan again. MI
Caude.
..oh! That's fourteen years ago. You wer very
different man, then Mr.. Caude. Wha, uo You say And
was very diaicn, wouisnl Not atal-J.s the same.
Oh. you needn't roll your head about on the pillow m
that way. say Jus, the Well thcn II I'm altered
whose fault is III Not mine, I'm Suc-certalnly not.
Don't tell that couldn't talk at all then i could talk
Just well then as now; only then hadn't the
canse It's YOU whoNo made me tslk. What do
you say1 You're very Tor ~ Caude, DO nothing
but insult
"Now Cuudle, dear do let ,alk comfortably. After
ALL love there's good many folks who, dare saw, don't
get q hall well we've done. We've both our
e tempers, peaps but you are agera'auos; you must
own that Caudie. Wei mind; went talk at n;
won't scod you now. talk OF neat sunday, love
Never have kept wedding day, and think 1t would
be nice day To have our incnds. what DO You SAY
They'd think thypocrisyl No hypocrisy at all! fm su5c
ny To be comfortable; aud # happy, YOU
ougut be. No, Caude, 1t sl't nonsense 10 keep
wedding DAYS; 1t isn't deception the wUr.L ana 1t
b,.. ,anniet "A Pm pI.E 4
eompimen that to his wife. Look the Win.
kles-dont they give a dinner every year, Wei, know,
aud they fight hide IN the course "i the twelve.
month"; that's nothing 10 do with II. They Keep their
wedding day and their acquaintance have nothing To DO
with any thing else.
AS say Caude. II. only proper compliment that
10 his vile To keep hIs wedding Jay. It's
much IL saw TO the whole world
There IT | had To marry sgln my blessed wiie's the
only woman I'd choose We'll see nothing cruan At
Mr. Caude-no or TO SIGH at either; but know what you
I'm sure what would have become OF you, YOU
hadn't married you have dOne-why, you'd have been
lost creature! know ~ know your habits. Clud.o
and don't ike To say i,-but you'd have been lit. bet
than a rag muffin. Nice scapes you'd have into
know. It you hadn't had for wife. The trouble I've
had to keep respeelIble-anc what's thanks ia!
I only wish you'd had some women
"But won't qaurr,, Candle. No; you don't m,au
anything knew. Wei have this little dinner eh9 Ju.t
few fnendsl Now don't say you dnRt care-thut lsut
the speak wiie and especially the been
TO you Caudlc Wei, You agree 10 the dinner, eh2 Now
don't erunr, Mr. Caudic, but speak out You'll kceg
that's unmanly, Candle canyou say Yes without any
thing else! suy-eau, you say 'Nes''-IheIc bless YOU:
| knew you would
.And now Caudc what shall We have r dinner No Nc
won't talk OF II morrow; well talk now, ana then
it will be off my mind should like something particular
something out ot the wayJus; show hatwe thought
the day something. ! should nke-Mf Caude you're
sseepl What d. want! Why you know l want
settle about the diuner. Have what ikcl Mo- IT.
your fancy To Keep the day, its only nigh; that should
please YOU We never had one. CSudc what 10
% a of dn ypu =
sense; mutton will dUl la. that shows what you IgS Of
your wiie: dare say It It with any %: your club
frends-any Of your pot-house cOmpanion,-youd have
no objection say It-what do you muuer! Let II be
venison2 Very well.
And now about the fish What do you think Of d
nice turbot No Nj Caudie; bill dot shall be-
turbot there shan't be any ish all Oh
you are, Caude Shall It be turbot II shall We.
ny well. And about the soup-now Caudo, don't
swearsi the soup that manner; YOU know there hc
soup We'll, once in way, and Just show friends
how happy we've been, we'll have zeal turtle. No.
YOU won't youll have nothing but mock 1hon, Mr.
Cauce, may sit the table by yourse-M0ck turtle
wedding day! Was such insult ?
What do say1 Let 1t be real then, Tor once liz,
Caude! as say you were very different porson fourteen
years ago.
"And Caudc, You'll look after the venson There's
place wsomewhee IA The City, where you get beau
tiful You'll look 1T You will p Very well.
"And who shall We invitel Who like Now,
you know Caudle that's nonsensel because only like
whom you like suppose the Pfcttymans mus, GOMEZ
But understand Caude, don't have Mss Prsuyman lm
not going 10 have peace OF mind destroyed under my
do you says Very welil Very well be it then.
And now Mr. CaudIe you'll not forget the venisrn!-
In the City my dcarl You'll forget the veusoui 4
haunch. you know nice haunch. And you'll Org,l
the venisonl--"
"rhee times did tall off 10 Sleep" says Caude and
three times did my wife nudge with her elbow eNcam.
iDg-You'll not forget the venisoE" At last GOT
sound sumber and dream IN pot OF currlnt Je-
iy."