The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1845-06-05
Fron d I.ooaoa Pun.h.
ms. CANDIES Curtain Lectures.


Poor NJ! I'm cure doa'ikbns uho'd
be poor ~oasn. don't knos uha'd
lie ghemsslsss mp % man, II ,hey knew
only ball they haze 20 bear. A ale must
stay 81 hone, and he drBfRe. ~hilsl
man esn gosny shsr.. Ia enough Cor
/ wife 70 81 Ike cindrells By tie sshrs.
! enlist her lu-band ran 90 drinking end
/ singing ala iasrrn. You reversing. IIox
DO lever kno@ ynu sing. lie very well
! for you 10 cav %; bot il could bear yeu.
dsre Say .op'le amongst The worst q
ZEN.
Il "And nos, suppose. il viii he The
tavern every night. If 500 think I'm Ro-
ing 10 sii Up f,r Jon, Mr.. caudIr. you're
very much mistaken. No: and I'm not
gong 10 &c, ouI Of my vain bed 10 LEI
you 10. either. No: nor Susan slisni 81
up Tor YOU; nor you shsn'i have latch
Key. I'm not gang 10 sleep with The
] door upon The latch. 10 be murdered be-
] fore moining.
4 fsuehl Pah. WheugL! Tint filthy
Iobarco smokel It's enough 10 Kill any
decent woman. You know | haze tobacco
, and yei you will do 10. You don'i smoke
yourself. What Of thai! II you 90 among
! people who do smnke. you're just n bad.
j Bs,isr snake yourself. han come home
with other peoples smoke in your hair.
.lnevsr knew any good come tn aman
! who went TO tavern. Nice companions
! he ri, Ks up their. Yes. people who make
/ il bCasl Of their wives like slaves, and
? ruin their f.milles. There's that wretch
: Preilymsn. See what he's cone 20. lie
E doesn't now geihome lll Two in The NOM
e ing, ard then in what state! He begins
, qnsnelllng with ihe door mat. that his
4 poor wife may be afraid 10 sresk to him.
!; A mean wretch. But dau'I you think I'LL
d be like Mrs. Pretty man. No, | wculdn',
]. put up With IL from the best man iha, ever
j. irJd. You'll no, makeme afraid 10 speak
e 10 you, however YOU may swear 81 the
, door mai. No, Me-. Caudle, ,ha, sou
/. won'i. 4> ..... S. 80 1885,. A@e
IL "You don't intend 10 stay DOT ill two
e in The morning! How do you know What
d you'd do when you get among such peo.
,il pie! Men can, answer for themselves
8 when they get BOOKING one with another,
m They never think Of their poor wives. who
are grieving and wearing themselves ou
IS ., home. A nice headache YOU'LL have 10
n morrow moining-or rather ihis morning
ir f,r il mus, be past Twelve. You won
er have a Lesdsrhei It's very well Tor 80,
he 10 say so. but | know sou will; and iheI
lie you may nurse yourself for me. Hs! ,hs
I'd filthy tobacco again. No. lshsll not go Il
he sleep like a good soul! How's people 4
Is, 20 10 sleep when they're suffoca'ed!
n Yes, MIR. Csudle, you'll be nice and i
as in the morning! Butdon'l you think fu
e! going IN let you have your breskias. il
'el bed, like Mrs. Plei'ymsn. Ill moi b
Ter such fool. No; nor | won. have dis
dit credit brought upon ,he house by sendln
art fer soda water early, for all neighboI
ay hood TO say. Caudle was drunk la
te, nighG''-Nu; I've some regard fm ,t
in dear children. il you haven't. No; M
TO- you shau'i have broth for diDnsr--Not
po- neck Of mutton crosses my threshold,
ISL can tell you. - 49,. ~~
lis "You won'l want soda. and sou won
but wan, broth! All the better. You wou
do not get them il YOU did. l can assure "
us, Dear, dear, dear! That fill
nty tobacco! I'm sure MS enough TO make n
'ou as bad as YOU are. Talking abou. ge''ll
. diyorced-l'm sure tobacco ought 10
good grouads. How little does wont
think when she marIies, tha, she Civ
gin herself up to be poisoned! You men co
ha. tri,e 10 have il all OF your own side. y
to do. Now, il | was To 60 away and lea
ira you and the chlldten. . pretty moi
ion there'G be! You, however. can 60 q
ler. smoke no end Of pipes. You don't smok
MR. It's all The same. Mr.. Csudle, folks
Two known by their company. You bad b
,res Ter smoke yous,lf, than bring me hoI
was the pires Of all the world.
er's ayes, | see how i. WILDE. Nowyon
IN once come to tavern. you'll always
the going. You'll be coming home tipsy
au- cry night, and tumbIms dowa and bre'
wall ing sour legs, and putting out your sho
path der, and bring all sorts ofdisgrace and
led, pense upon Us. And then you'll be
ssm. ting into a 6ght-oh! | know your tenn
tan too we'll 10 doubt it. Mr.. Csrdle--and
the knocking down some ofthe police. A
erly., then know what will follow. Thrust
mar low. Yes, you'll be sent Tor month
what six weeks to the treadmill. Pretty .h
the tina, Tor respectable tradesman, Mr. Z
scre. die, to be put upon The 'resdmilt with
as sorts Of thieves and vsgabonds. and .h'
,ain- again, that horrible tohacco!--aad r'fi
Gus, Of every kind. should like to know h
yon your children are TO hold up their he'
us! after their father has been upon the tt
|abor mill! No; won't 60 10 sleep. And
cient no, talking Of wha, is impossible. kr
lid Of il will happen--svery b.ofn. Hnwa
l,rste for she dear children you nigh, be ruiz
con- aud wouldn',so much as speak abou
'riaie but-oh, dear! at leas, you mightgo wi
they smoke good .obacco-bu' cam
... re, tina, I'm their mothes. A, least
ice in shall have one parent. =
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