The daily Madisonian. [volume] (Washington City [i.e. Washington, D.C.]) 1841-1845, 1845-04-11
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grained. no man 'what dVcs 'no o"'J" 70 super
human, and little Ole Bull ia the Devils junior w.
were neglected when the advertisements we're sent
out, and might have kept mum, but we are generous
So, here boys, take that.
The New York Republican says: A dsappoint-
ed Office seeker Of our acquaintance isneies himself
a salary Of 81 0OO year and has locked himself up
in iron safe for fear Of being used up by assess
ments for party purposes"
have learned 10 lean on my own soul, and not
look elsewhere, for the reeds thai wind can break
A gallant wsg was la(y sitting by tho side Of his
beloved, and being unable TO think Of anything else
TO say, turned 10 her and asked why she was Ike
tailor
a don't know, said she with pouliDg lip unless ils
because ! am sitting beside my goose
Lord Brougham is engaged in writing the life Of
Voltaire 10 both French and English, and II Is 10 be
published simultaneously in Paris and London.
The Government Of Canada have determined up
difficulties IRON Ngious differences Of opiniou it is
to be composed of colleges belonging To the various
Ck.sisn denominations, each having hs own Peeuli-
aHDigious system.
Louis Napoleon is beguiIing the hours Of his i'm
prsooment By writing scientific work Of great re-
search and learning
Z" wish to introduce bill for the destruction Of
worms said woodpecker member in a itanp
speech.
Why is a newspaper like the blood Of a healthy
mani Give II up Because very much depends on
its circulation.
In the Malay tongue, the same word signifies wO.
man and flowers.
SLIGHTLY lEisH.-An apotheeary lately sent bill
10 widow lady, which ran thus "To curing your
husband I'LL he died !"
The late Rev. Sydney Smith soIemny contracted
TO be tarred and iealhered when Pennsylyan paid
her dividends.
Charity without beneyolenee is Ike faith without
sineerly II Is the vain tribute Of hypocrisy offered
to sralhcation Of character.
IL IS said, when things come TO the worst, they
mend. General assertions, like general truths arc
not always applicable 10 individual truth and though
Fortunes wheel Is generally the turn, sometimes
when Il gets into the mud It sticks there.
Captain Alden Partridge who has been reputed
dead, was featuring In ST Louis on the lith his sub
Ject ior that evening was description Of plan of
military operations, which would enable To con.
quer Canada, New Brunswiok, and drive the British
IRON Oregon IN a single campaign"
A foot traveller, in Scotland entered a village
change house (as public house is termed in that
country,) and called for a mutchin Ia half pint of
whsky) lie had just tasted 1t when the servant
asked him If she should bring any water. Water
ma assIe,' was the answer; any wha is not sa-
tlshed WI the water that's int already m,un be hard
to please
A TALL WoMss.-Miss Browning the Kentucky
gantess, now exhibiting at Louisville, is seven feet
high, weighs nearly three hundred pounds and is said
to be we'll Proportioned.
A wet silk handkerchief tied without folding over
The iece, Il is said, is a complete security against su
location IRON smoke, as Il permits free breathing,
and, at The same time, excludes the smoke from the
lungs.
To ascertain the length Of the day and the night at
any time of the year. double the time of the SUM IL
lng, which gives the length Of the night and double
he time oil setting, which gives the length Of the
lay
An unfortunate landlord, going round to collect his
rents sent his servant forward prepare his tenants
Tor his visit. On reaching the house and finding his
servant taking survey, and apparently endeavoring
% gain admittance-' What's the matterp said he,
: is the door bolted'" "No MASTER" was the reply
=" no, but the iodger is ~
There is plantation for sale in Louisiana in ra
her suspicious location, the advertisement stating it
% be lying just beotc the Dspfs Eibo,o"
reverend orator at Cork said, with refer epce TO
he interference Of the Pope with the repeal agita
ION, " tell the people of Ireland and tell the
bishops they must go with the people. | tell them
hat neither Peel the Pope, nor Peter nor all the
RS, the parish priests and the prelate, together
'oud not put down the liberty of the people of Ire
and, when they united"
DoNT GRuMBLE He is a fool that grupbIes at
very little mschance. Put the best forward, is an
DO and good maxim. Don't run about and tell &C
luantances that you have been unfortunate. People
40 not IKE 10 nave unfortunate men for acquaintance
add 10 vigorous determination, cheerful spirit If
everses come, bear them like q philosopher and pet
nd OF them as you can Poverty Is like a
pan her-look It steadily in the face and it will turn
rom you.
"Why am like Texas" said the unmarried Miss
STAR 10 bashful wooer who did not 'spunk up as
he saying is II do not know said the green ON,
Because Pm lone Siar." "Then,"sa said the fellow
'rightning up, "let me propose annexation
The WmrE HousE.-We conjecture that the vo-
.iferous friends of economy will not be able to make
70 much noise about the lavish expenditure for re-
bars, as they have done on former occasions. A |
couple OF upholsterers who went from this city 10
procure so much OF the job as falls within their de-
,artment, came back with very reduced expectations
hey were referred to the Presidents lady who %
hem a courteous inter view of three Quarters ~ an
equre repairs, for if the private apartments had
'een satisfactory to Mrs. Tyler, they would be so to
lerself.--Jo,W. Com.
AT the supper given by the Democrats of Angus |
a, to Mr. Cary, upon his return from Congress- the
Ion. Manly b. Townsend, President of the Senate
ave this toast
"Eion Shepard Cary--bs enemies accuse him If
nlsPronouncing word; his friends congratulate him
hat he has been found among the sons of New Eng. |
and IN restoring Texas to the Union For the first
Hence the yeomanry of Maine will settle with him
N me hrst opportunity. For the last, Americans
vii assign him his place among those who have la
ored successfully in extending the area of free.
om.n
METHOD OF Maxine ARTIFICIAL MARpLE-Tbe
r,ihcial marble, with which the whole pal,ce oCl
1unch is adorned, and which is esteemed more than
atural marble, Tor which it is frequently mistaken,
; made OF the common gypsum first burned in the
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