The New York herald., 1845-11-08
(yrfv Intelllgence.


on his arm walking down Fulton street, and when ar
rived at point between William and Nassau ne has,
eats down the basket and takes from brush sponge
cloth and other fixing pertaining to his calling. Now,
nine out the Of our citizens would not ever
notice this butwe being close observer ofhuman nature,
kent our eve ON this merchant from the first and claim
the credit Of having discovered in him genius like the
on hand" celebrity This Grease Spot as he is fami.
lary called by the boys in the classic nsghbor
ordinary man with eye like that Of an eagle eager
to detect thing in the shape OF grease use 0or on asy
of the he so he
up to his basket and there submit to the ordeal OF being
purified by Grease Spots patent grease EXTRACTOR as nc
On passing Grease Spots stand, day or two since
we observed him. as usual, with crowd around him
hard at work with the extractor and sponge on the
sleeve of gentleman who was SO unfortunate as 70 pe
passing that way with large patch OF grease on .na
portion of his dress. While engaged Grease Spot
with eye the coat under operation and the other
ranging up Fulton street on the look Tor more spo.s
the passers whose clothes did pc present This,
gentlemen, is no humbug (sponge hard at WORK. TINS
no, ys ysm.s . h SGh%pound you
any grease spots sir Well, if you haint, you
may have them, sir,only one shilling, sir war war
| ranted) 1t is, gentlemen, oeaginous extlr-
4 pator- have sold five thousand in Philadelphia
Now, sir aint that clear gone clubbing the coat with
"Here, Grease Spot here's subject for you,n cried
newsboy, in company with man whom he had enticed
tleman the way wanted to see him; "look here
there's spot large all out doors" Grease Spot
thing that will take it out for shilling Well if you
don't want to buy I'll take it out gras and seizing the
through with HIM hard looking man, who evidently
belonged the soap fat fraternity with slouched hat
seeing what was the matter waited for the operation on
hand to be In the meantime looking at the sleeve
carry his soap fat pail and at the same time winkng
the persons around as much as to say this VIII y old
Spot On Grease spots til the sm hns
his exterminator the soap fat man thus addressed him.
Whats the muss, about neighbor" Grease Spot glad
OF the chance to cry the virtues OF his remedy This
Sir is patent grease extirpator-never known to fail
it will grease oil spots from clothes carpets
keepers" Soap Fat man Well, don't know but
might buy some i was sartn it would do all you say
4 the grease spot the last gentleman" soap Fat
Wall didn't pay particular attentions but see here
the wrist the shoulder, with grease half inch thick
if you will Just remove the little grease that's here. IN
that; but you take that grease out I'll leave you
without sleeve to your coat for without the grease
ns y s
rable; and we left Grease Spot assuring the people
around that it was no humbug warranted to take grease
out clothes carpets wood and altogether an nvalua
BILE articles and when at least two blocks from him. we
heard distinctly his Have you any grease spots on you
"a Coop IpkA.-We understand that number Of the
Battery boatmen about removing themselves and
their boatso the of Wall and Nassau streets for
the purpose Of transporting passengers across Custom
House Bay. We would recommend to the Humane So
ciey at the same time to establish an office near there
for the recovery of those venturesome persons who in
attempting to cross there on foot are drowned
! r~-~,oHAL ASSOCIATION INvENroRs-This Associ.-
ton have formed Constitution and we give synopsis
| of it below:
! Art. l. Defines the title
! Art .. Inventors only to be members
Ar..a. What shsll constitute the administration of the
| Art. / Provides for the meetnes ctthe association
Art. 5. officers when elected
Art No person to be admitted after organization al
members unless I'M by existing members.
as having been author OF some useful Improvement in
the artssuch to be reported upon by
Tor election Associate members Eey be admitted on
certain conditions-deiines their privileges.
Art T. Provides for the adjustment Of disputes,
ing inventions, by arbitration.
Art. s. Association to appoint committee to examine
new inventions, and to give aid to the inventors.
Art g. Association to appoint committee annually to
take charge OF the archives of the Association.
Art TO- Provides for the appointment OF committee
to report from time to time the working of the patent
laws, and to suggest amendments
Art. H. Until the Association is chartered, Board of
Trustees to have custody of the property OF the Assoca
ton.
Art. II. Provides for a suitable place to keep models
and the election OF q curator and librafian
Art. l3 Members living in other States, to have the
privilege of organizing branch societies
Arts IA and IS Provides for the expulsion of members
and officers and defines the mode Of proceeding.
Art l6 Members TO pay initiation fee Of SO and annual
sum of So
Art il. Provides for the amendment of the cons.it,
ton.
Art. Is. Executive committee to be appointed to fix
the times and places OF meeting.
New EDITION OF THE DROP GAmE-FohTUSEs OF Mn.
JAMES GaEEs-Mr James Green verdant youth, ar
Vermont hills and having never been in this great city
of wckedness before expected to find every body here
the lions the city toward evening Mr. Green issued
from his quarters in Barclay street. intent with the plan
various exhibitions with which this goody city abound
Now, before Mr.. Green left Vermont, his mother eau
Green like dutful son, had given her promise to
effect, Mt Green walsed up to the Museum and read
got through reading it, however genemany locking
fellow came up and touching our friend Green on the
amusement g Mr.. Green replied that he was, but at
the same time expressed his decided opposition to thea
himself as entertaining the OPTIONS and to
go with him in search of some amusement free from
the pernicous effects of theatrical performances.
They accordingly started and crossed into the Park.
When near the basin a fellow up and picked
up pocket book at Mr.. Green's heel Mr.. Greens
oh no." said Mr. Green The ' ieew " now wa ran
Of and Mr. Green and his friend after him. and after
ahard run caught him The fellow said " don't
want the pocketbook " If you" addressing himself
to Mr. Green, will give ten dollars for finding it,
you may take it and get the reward" Mr. Green said
and his friend said, take it, lend m ten dol
lars and M take !, then go with me to my store in ve
~ lent ten dollars to his friend who took the pocket
book and oil they started They walked down vesey
street me- near to tha S d,d When , Mr. Green getting tired
without going any farther thought seemed to strike
his friend :" Oh yes" said he; 81 wgiye you ten dol
out Va pooN, ahu VIII lePdCe 10 tne gentle
who owns it," He accordingly handed Mr.. Green
dollar bill; and he thinking all right started off
he had not gone far, however before he was tapped
the back by another gentleman, who sad "sr GU are
ray prisoner you have been robbing a gentleman of
pocket book aud you must go with me to the Tombs
This frightened Mr. Green. He knew that he had ten
dollars in his pocket which he supposed part
stolen money, and the who said he was an officer
assured Mr. Green that the punishment was ten years
imprisonment he felt himself in rather bad box The
pseudo officer, however hinted to him that twenty dol
lars given him would compromise the difficulty
MIR. Green however plucked up courage, and knowing
his innocence, determined to run his chance The off
Ger finding nothing could be got from him. finally
left him, and Mr. Green went to his boarding house still
thinking that his ten dollar bill good but per.
haps il had been stolen Upon relating the affair to his
landord,he informed of the whole trick and the bill
was found to be Lower Canada unsigned bill Yeter
day morning Mr. Green took the earliest boat for Alba
~ fully determined his own mind never to make his
appearance in New York again.
MIssLoNAEY MEEIISa.-There Is 70 be an inieraatina