The Columbia Democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, 1845-11-29
4 OnEER CUSTOMER.

Gushing how soon his dreadful c'tma'"
.3merlca brlngs onoId 'g., shat
osver sufvrVe 10 get hone aud WI.
hook aboul 'he place never, Here /
N 81 feet lNo, without NY sIochlng~
.,pwhng 10 a dluy, republican gu'e'
thod beics .bIe to help myself ~ o'
-. There's lsmp winklog aud blu X.
.g 10 my face, S. # Il wsu's 10 ! ugh
j would If it had q mouth, and b,l
ruts Of dog usr now uossd me 10 sc'
,,nsther was good 10 eat. WAal g
>uuarryl--whal cutters! aod what liquor
Il only took nine sms!iels Of whiskgN,
sad Nhal with that and premature ola
5ga, | vcr,ly believe ! am sss,ssDn'led-
am gone Ch.ckeu"
Mr, Mervyu now cIamourcd so loud
that assistance soon came.
Silence ,hcr,!-wht,'s The mtterP
Matter youruelI--Pm beng done, OF
assome people say, I'm doing Toe
mach Of miod has ripped, aud Rich"d
Mervyn is TOO deep for himself Hep.
me oul-sentiy-rherc. Amt IN o.
prellv pickle? THIS IS what the doc
lcry call gHiia SerGnd, lsn'' H..
When | was al Scuool The boys would
have called you cultural,
They wouldn't have known much
grammer, if hey did. Pm liquid
see me drip
'On! non said the watch, don't uy 10.
be tuopy: ! know you well enough
oow you have washed youc ta'e' You
are the chsp tho, locked me up IN my
box once, and when | birst open tn'
ooor, you knocked me heels over head
and legsed it,
'Thal's me. did that thing. How
do you IKE the ups add downs of pub
llc lie? Isn't variety charmingF
III il wos'ht that I'm public lunc
tionory, and mustn't give way to my
feel ngs, I'D crack your cocoa, and ease
my mind of doingas | was done by.
l'lIm,ke an example Of you, however
You're my prisoner. Haly choO'ha to
the wstch 'us. - That's the Dulch Tor bt
ing took up
We'll, give Va your arm. Don'l bc
afraid Of The mud. Gutter mud is yer,
whoIesoms, Look at the pigs how "a
it mskes 'em; aod # you ike fat port
Why shoult'nt you IKE wha, make
polk fs'i So--so--s,esdy. Now II
eIl YOU all sbou, I'o,her ulehi. was
pls'lng your box in p friendly prom'
cuous sort OF q way, | thought you were
s,sep, or had run down, and | lurned
The key 10 wind you up, il can't either
aetp good lime, or even co.
Why, then | wach'd The box, and
when YOU come out, boxed the watch
THAT'S all. | grew out Of my oblg
ing disposition.
'H,! very obIisiog, Now irs my
surn 10 wind you up, and, to do ii ia
HE same way, pII take you before rso
w,lch.m,ker, 10 be clo.Dsd snd resuIs.
ted, You 60 to fast but PI put a.poke
in your wheel, he'll set you by the
regulator, and make you keep good
time
why, watch, you're wag' Why I
don't say that wa, horizontal, and
that you lifted me up like pa'sn, Iercr2
You're awake now; hut that night you
ws.'nr up 10 lrsy. ryau would have
caught me, | caught weoze asleep
that ume--I put fresh salt on you for
once
To add one more TO his vagoriPs, Me-. d
vyn now refused 10 walk step fulhe
,nd sitting down on a step, loudly a.
vowed his resolution, aud declared his
aame was not Walker. {
WheIher your name is Walker o.
no', you musl GO
Not without go.cart-you cam
force ne 10 go---Pn rgol tender, and
you must take me. Hay'nr got a.
Office, or OF least public situation, her,
on the step? III must 40, it shall be
on The YaUk,e pr.ncipe Of ro,arou,I
5r,rg me wheel bsraonl Reform M
out regularity | was procured and a
way they went So we co. SAID, Msr. !
1yo, 'Charl1y's mrk,pg bsrow-nieh Ii
Of me. GenDIy over the some! don Ii
like bumpers, eXCcp when | get then e.
OF porter. This = lie way 10 W heel.
srg--hurrs!! c'rt before The horse" H.
iiyiog al the watch house, he iusis to =
upon brIrg wheeled up s'sn, and s,yi
ed the place a Gsyru Il ors cas,ip. Pm
3 modes, mar s4ld hr, 'and 10 susire,. i