Mobile register and journal., 1845-08-05
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MR5. CAUDLE's CURTAIN LECTURES. Mr Cauiis Sas nos GctsG 'like hus6aaa ,p at fa.


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 Wedding DiaHtf.
 "Ah mel It's no use wiahing-none al all: but do wish that yesterday Il years could come back again. LitIe did think, Mir. Caudle, when you brought me nome from church, your lawful welded wile-liIte, say, did think that should keep my wedding dinner R the manner have done to-day. Fourteen years ago. Yes, 1 you now in your blue coat with bright buttons, and your white tered satin waiscoat, and moss rosebud in your buttonhole, which you said was like me. What You neper talked such nonsensel Eia! Mr. Caudle, you don't know what you talked that day-but do Yes; and you then sal at the table as ii your iace may say, was buttered with happiness, and What? No, Mir. Caude, don't say that have not wiped the butter ofT--not 1. If you, above all men are not happy. you ought to be, gracious knows!
 "Yes, IoiH talk of fourteen years ago. Ha! yon sat beside me then and picked out all sorts of nice things for me. You'd have given me pearls and dia- monds 10 eat if could have swallowed 'em. Yes l say, you sat beside me, and-What do you talk about You couldn't st beside me to-ddyl That's nolhing al all to do with it. But its so like you can't speak hui you hy oh to something else Ha! and when the healh of the young couple drunk what speech you made then! It was delicious! How you made every body cry, as if thelr hearts were breaking; and recoect II as fit was sester- day, how the tears ran down dear fathers nose, and bow dear mother nearly went into lit! Dear sools! ! They lttle thought with all your fine talk. how you d use me! HOw haUe y,u uSed me? Oh Mir. Caude, how can you ask that question! It's well Tor you cant see you blush, How have you used me!
 We that the same tongue could make speech like that, and then talk as il dId to day Hoo did you taik? Why, ahaineuIly. What did you say about your welded happmessl Why, nuthng,- What did you say about your wiiei Worse than nothing: just as fl she bargain you sorry for. but were obliged to make the best of. What do you say? And 6ad's hs best1 If you say that agan. Caude, l'l rise from m, bed You didn't say tl hut tlat, ,lt, ,f know. Yes, pretty speech of thanks for Il hus- band! And every body could see that you didn't care pm for me; and that's why you had 'en here; that's why you invited 'cm to in=nlt me to their fla ces. What! made you invite 'em? Oh, Caudle, what an ag2rapaing man you are!
 "l suppose you'll say next made you invite Miss Preiyman! Oh yes, don't tell ne that her brother | brought he without your knowing it. Whall Didn't | hear Aiu say so! Of course l did; but do you suppose l'n quite fooll Do you think I don't know that hat settled between you! And she must be nee person to come unasked 10 a womans house? ButI know why she came. Oh yea; she came to lool about her What do mean! Oh, the meanings pl m enough. She came To zee how she should like te rooms-how she should like my seat at 'fe lire plae; how she-gnd if it lsn't enough 10 break mothe's heart 10 be ;ieated so!-how she should like dear children.
 1 'Now, it's 0 use your bouncing about at-but of course that's |; l can't mention Miss Prelyman, but you fling aout as ilyou were in n it. Of course that shows tha there's something in it. Otherwise, l why should yol disturb yorsef! Do you think l dldn't see her bokng al the c,phers the spoons as II she dread mine scratched out and hers there? No, slant drive you mad, MT. Caudle; and il do, il's you own fault No other would treat iiie wife 0 his hosom In-what do you say r. You might as veil have marrled d hedgehogl Well now its Cone tt something! But it's always the case! WhenesT you've seen that Miss Prcttsman Fun sure to be a,used hedgehog! pretty thing for a woman to e called by har husbandi Now, you don't thtnk Iii ie quietly in bed, and be called d hedgehog-Du ycd Mir. CaudIe?
 "Ne, only dope Miss frett, man had a gooc dinner, that's al. 1 had none! You know hat none-how wasl 10 get any? Huu know that the only part of the turkey care for is tic merry thought Aud That oi coufe, went to Miss PreiNman. Oh saw S"n put Il on her plale And you don't suppose after such an insult ihat I'd taste another lhini upon the table? No, l should hope have more spIril than that. ies; aud you took wine with he ionr tunes. Nha do you say? Only twice! Oh you were so lost-ascinated, Mir. Caudle; les, ias cinated, that you ddn't know what you dd. How esef. do think while Pm alive l might be treatet with respect at myown table. say, while I'm alive for know sham lasl long, and thea Mss Pretty man may come and take il all. Pm wasting daily md no wonder. lneyer say anything about it, bu every week my gowns are taken in.
 "l've lived 10 learn something to be sure! Nils Pretty man turned ID her at my cusards. isn'l sufficient that you're always finding fault your sell, but you must bring women home to sheer at mi Ut my table. What do you sayl She did'n turn up he nose! know she did; not but wha it's nrediess-Pro,idence has turned it up quite e nough for her already. And she must give hersel airs over ny cuslards Oh, saw her mIncing will the spoon as If she chewing sand. What d you say! She praised my plum pudding! Who ask ed her to praise it! Like her impudence, think
 "fes, prett, day Eve passed. shall not forge this wedding day, think! And as say, brett speech you made in the way of thanks. No, Caudle ifl WAS to live hundred yoars--you needn't groaf Mir. Caudle. I shall not trouble you half that time ifl was to live hundred years should never forge it. Never! You dldn't much bring on of your children into your speech. And-dear CT ca tures!-wllat have they done 10 offend you! No; shal not drive you mad ltsy you, MT. Caude, who' drive me mad. Everybody says so.
 "And you suppose didn't how it mana ged, that you and that Miss Prettyman alway partners al whist! How was it managed? Why plain enough. or course, you packed the cards; an could cut what you liked. You'd settled that, be tween you Yes: and when she playeda trick, m stead Of leading off runp-she play whist, in deed!-what did you say to her, when she found was wronga Oh-It was impossible that her hear should mistake! And this, MT Caude, before peo ple-with your own wife in the room!
 "And Miss Prett,man-i wont hold my tongue. wlll talk of Miss Preltyman, who's she, indeed, tha l shouldn't talk of her? 1 suppose you think sh sings2 What do you say?-She siugs like mer  never sings, but she exposes herself. She might think, have chosen another song. q love somebody udeed as il didn'l know who was meant by tln, 'somebody;' and all the knew il, of course and that was what it done for-nothing else.
 "However, Mr. Caudle, as my minds made up, shall say more about the matter tonight, but IT. 10 go to sleep"
 MARCH TO OREGON .--Delore the negotiation are concluded To what degree of latitude we be restricted, Oregon will be peopled with nunerou emgranis, ''l have been surprised," writes Lieut. of Dragons in Col. Kearneys regiment to his (rien in Washington, Sat the remarkably select appearanc of the emigranls. All seemed highly respectable many rich. They mostly in families, with som wives in Oregon. The wagons are generally gno and strong, fitted up to be comfortable habiia tions. They have also tents for Inc young men am strong boys. All seem cbeeriul-the men conlen,ed and the women tidy Sometimes you lhe youn