Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1845-08-21
Irom the London Punch


thousand times AND DO -the more sh"'e
for you TO let me, but-there, now there
YOU fly ou, again What do imant "'o
Why. YOU must know what's wanted, II
you'd any eyes or any pride Tor your
children, like any other father. Vhm
he maiier-.and uhal am 1 driring al =
On, nonsense ,Caudle As II you dldn 7
know I'm sure if I'd any money "i
my own, I'D never ask you for IA larlh'ng !
never; rs painful TO me ,goodness knows
What do YOU sav Bts painful, rhgs I.
onen do ~ Tia suppose yoa eaIl
that n ioke ono of your club Joke"
wish YOU d think u little more al peoples
f,,linps, aud less oi your Jokes. LA
ps say, only wish I'd any money oi
INV own II there is any yihlng that hum
bles poor w"man, II - coming To a man >
cnckct Tor every tarlhIng It's dread,uI
Now, Caudlc, ifeYer you kept a~ AXE,
,on shall keep awake to-nIght-Jcs, y"u
shall hear me, for II isn't often speak,
and then Won may 90 to sleep as soon as
you like. Pray do you know What month
Il is /? Aud did YOU see how ibe childfen
Lokcd at church to- -duy- like nobody
,ls,'s children :. Uhai maS he matter
,rih Mem ? Oh, Cnadio How can
Won ask ! Poor things wereni they
all in their thick merlnos, and beaver
bonnc,s What d" you say Uhdi q
il, What you'Il tell me that you didn't
see how lhe Bugas's g'rls, IN their new
,hips, turned their noses up nj 'em =
And you didn't see how the Br"wns
looked al the Smiths, aud then NJ our
dear girs, as much as To say, "f""r
creatures what figures for the first oi
May :" You didar see II The more
shane for you you would, II you'd bad
the feelings of parent--but I'm sorry
Ia say. Caude. you haven't Im sure
those Braes's alrIs--lhe little mnxes !!
unt nae into such u purker, | could have
rnllcd their ears ioi 'em over the pew
" hat do Won say: Ioughtio be ashom
edoIngseH 10 o,rn IL ! No, Mr. Caudle !;
the shame lies with you, that don't let
ynur children appear Al church like other
people = children, that make 'em nnconI-
Portable 1T their dcvotinns, pp"r things
for how can il be- otherwise, when they
see themselves dressed like nobody else
Now Candle, is no use talking those
children shall no, cross over The Threshold
next Sunday, # they haven't things Tor
the SIMMER Now mind - they shani
aud there's nn eud of 1t. | won't have
'rm exposed To the BrIggses aud the
lroNus again no, they shall know they
have m"lhrr II they've no father Il
feel ior 'rn. Wha, do you say, ,Caudle
4 rood deal must Mink Of church, i
hink so much ot whdt zee go IA onl
wI.h you Thought rs much as do, you
be "A better man than you are, Caudle,
Gan tell YOU but that's nothing to d.
wnh II. Pm talking about decent cloihe
tor the children for the summer aud yo,
want Ia put ne off with SOMETHING ah"u
the church bat that's 81 like you, eau
die
I'm uirays rdnIing money Jo' ciohes
How can you lie III your bed and sa,
that l'n sue there's no children u
the world that cost their father so little
bur that's II the less poor woman doe
upon. the less she may. It's the w've
who don't care where the money com,
from, who're best thought ot. On, II ~
tunr was TO come over again, would
mrud aud stitch, and make the things
50 Tar as | have done No-tIIat
wouldn't. Yes, rs very well for y
to lie there and laugh , It's easy TO luug
CaudIe very easy, to people VIA" don
feel
Now, Candle, dear What ma
Won are | know you'll give me II
money, because, after all, think y
lovr Won, children, and like to see =
we'll dressed, It's only natural thn. |
,hcr should. Eh, Caudle, ell No
you ,han't q" To sleep I'LL you've lo
me. iIor much money do womt VII
let me sec, lnyc. There's Caroline, a
Jane, aud Susinuah, and Mary Am
d--N hat do YOU say Inccd"I COZ
'c,n, gou kuor hotr many hcre are ! VI
that's Just as y on take me up. We
how much money will il take Let I
SEE and don't 20 to sleep. III tell y
IA minute. You always love to :
the dear things like new pms, kn
that Caudlc and though ! say lt-bl'
their little hearts they do credit
YOU, Caudlc. Any nobleman Of
land might be proud Of 'em. Now, do
swear at noblemen Of the land, and
me what they we to do with your chIldre
you know what mean. But you arc
hasty, Caudle.
Ho,c much Now, don't be in b.
ry? Well, | think, with good plnch'
and you know, Caudle, there's me-
wife who can pinch closer than
think, with pinchIng, ! can do "
twenty pounds What did you say
Trcniy Gddiesiicks ? What You &c,
gre haD The money Very well,
CaudIe don't care let the child
90 ~ rays let them stop from chur
aud grow up like heaihens aud cannIb
anG then you'Il save your money, ant
suppose be satisfied. You gdre
hrcnig pouody Gre months ago VIII
five Month. ago Ia do with now
sldcs, what hare had is nothing 10
with IT.
What do ,ou say Ten pounds
nowgh Yes Just like you men
Ihuk things cost nmhIng for women {;
v"u don't care how much you lay
upon ,ou,srH 1h,y only woni bon