Baton-Rouge gazette. [volume] (Baton-Rouge, La.) 1819-1856, 1845-01-18

TAKise ii CoottY--An up-countryman
dropeC in BIT q clothing store in Magazine
street, a day or two since, 10 purchase a coat.
Alter selecting an article, the quality of which
suited him he went into a back room totry
It on. rs he passed a sofa, he noticed a man
sitting upon it--an old and very particular
friend ofhis-Awho was busiIy reading d news-
D peri On entering the back room. the fol-
loving dialogue took place between tie mer-
chant and his customer.
Customcr.-3tranger, do yon know that 1T.
lie man sitting there on the sofa
Nerchant-PeffcCtly his name Is 50 and
SOL formerly shoe and bat dealer Of this city,
but has nov turned bis attention to other
business.
Cnstomer-Has Ire been successful.
MercEant-I believe not Mississippi re-
p%udratiou and Arkansas tribulation have
wound him up
Customor,-Do you think he recognized me
asI Dassea b. owe him 800.
Msrchant-f thihk not, as he did not tako
bis eyesoff The paper.
IN the meantime the coat was tried on and
found too small The merchant went into
The froEt store a. ret another coat, and al he
passed The latIe nIan on the sofa ne limited
what fhe countryman had told him. The
q WA " 9AEkAE2A5fi LAhL zICiIEA VI tttG lftGICEtdNt4
addas fbe Genllcman from The country made
hs way towards HE street, the little man
walked up towards him, but could not recoI-
leet his faes,
Custolacr-dood morning, sir.
Little man-Sir, good morning:
Customef-+You do not seem to know
me-
Little Mln.-N5. SIR, i really cannot re-
call you to mind.
Cletoaer-Wel, sir, I'm ID glad of
Il Good morning And The countryman ieft.
-Pedyune.
T The New Mirror has established a eor-
] esponderce with the Sandwich Islands.
The fret letter, from Owakhe, has the follow
ing:
Up. s. i am staying attheC lnnibal Hotel,
Kept by Meinhesr Hoky Poky, and a CAPT
tai house it is. The cuisine is excellent
witness the following items in yesterdays
carta-
Deus pctits enfaHts sautes dams leur glace,,
Mlasionaire en- mataIOte,
Pieds d'Homme a Ii Sidney Smith,
I'm Yankee an nafureI, &e., &c"
Enough TO make any ones mouth waterI
EUcRE--A hoosier travelling on a western
steamboat, picked up a copy of Dr, Pusey's
celebrated sermon, "The Holy Eucharist
confsrf fur the penitenf,' which some mig
sionary had left on board.
"EHcrist,'' said the hoosier, aWar is be-
III be Id If / cant beat ans man from Bio
Bone Lick ID The head Of the Arkansaw play
ing Euere. That's nay f%avorits game. straa-
ger--f don't play 1othin' else"
CArns-Gesar, after having conquered
eight bundled eli les. and dyed his garments
ID the blood Of one million Of his foes after
having pursued to death the only rival he had
on earth, was misefabIy assassinated BY those
lie considered bis nearest friends. and at the
very place the attainment IF which had been
tie greatest aim of bis ambftiDn-Rsrei8e
RemeFnbef chs, ali ge mammas who boast
Of { remarkably fine children - s
Alive asD Klckrss-A few weeks SINCE
4 gag in Hartford, thinking Il a most capital
Joke, circulated a report that a friend Of HE
was dead. The friend, not liking the Joke 50. F
particularly well, went tothe Wag's own house,
and kicked bin out doors.
nsTa 1884 there were 800 spirit or dram
shops, in Berlin, and 500 beer houses. Nov
the spirit shops are but 92 and&aa beer how
ses have increased to- sOI snga+auca go
cIeties are forming all oRr Germany.
j. There is only eae girl in this cEoer-.
sige world that we tan Unmarried man real
Is love-and she IS a roHss-, raudIdIy, iAtes-
AetuaslRs Internationally and disgRetflca-~
saeaSing-Bon. III.
B~RATrLEBoRo' RAr2aoaD.-TEz wo-&. T.,
connect with the Frfcbburg ard Brs5on ra,s
has received an unconditional subscription NJ
SjOO,U00.