Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, IA [i.e. Ind.]) 1839-1854, 1845-10-01

Born HONS BAD.-Tho poor tailor in tho
Now Orleans Crescent City, Jared better on
one horn Of the dilemma than the other:
..WilI you pay my bill. slr2'' said tailor
in Charles street, 10 a waggsh fellow who had
got ito him about feet.
'.Do you owe any body anything, SIR" asked
Tho wag.
mo sir said the tailor.
'.Then you can afford 10 wait" and be walked
off.
4 day or two afterwards the tailor called again.
Our wag was not al his wits end yet; 50 turning
on his creditor, he says, "are you indebted to any
body?''
"Yes SIR 50 Us tho tailor.
"Well, why the devil don't you p1y!'
81 have not tho money
"Tha.'s just my case sir, | am glad to sec you
can appreciate my condition-givo US your
hand!'
Ernlop,AS Wlr.-Tho Boston Pos. is rospon-
sibie for the foowing:-
"Well, Mr.. Snow, i wants to ak you ono ques-
ton
"Propol it, den"
"Why am grog shop like a counterfeit dol
"Woll, Ginger, GIBBS dat right up
"Docs you glib il up!-kasc you cant pass
It,"
A KNoTTY CASE TOR THE LAwYERs.-An ass.
III England, broke into n dairy, and drank so
Inuc! Of tho milk to fall dead. The owner Of
the ass commenced suit agalns, tho farmer for
tho loss Of the animal, md the farmer ordered
suit to be instituted against the owner OF the ass
for the loss of tho milk Of 40 cows.-We should
like TO hear tho law points raised in this case ably
argued.
A NovELTY.--A gentleman of Alton, H., is
having n car constructed to over tho prairies
by steam, without railway. Tho wheels arc
four feet broad and about six feet in diamctor the
size of the is cbout fifteen by twenty feet; II
will carry from forty to fifty tons trip. between
Alton and Springfield, seventy miles, at tho rate
of ton miles por hour. "A few trips over 'ho Gay,
cy soil, with such broad wheels, it is thought Will
i make an oven surface and render tho ground as
hard rs u McAdamizcd road.
CHARCoAL.-In one two instances whore
cha rcoal has been applied to winter wheat in tho
State Of Ohio. at tho rate Of fifty bushels to tho
aero, it has evidently prevented tho injury OF the
very severe drought which has nearly ruined ad.
joining wheat folds Mr.. Il. II. Haywood. OF
Buffalo, is the owner of large farm near San
dusky, Ohio and has tried tho use of pulverlzed
charcoal with marked success.
THE CHocTAw MISUNDERSTANDING, tho clcctlvo
chief of twenty-five thousand civilized Choctnws'
beyond the Mississippi, says tho Mississippi REQ
Trader, will probably visit Washington thus VIM
ter for tho purpose of applying to Congress for tho
admission Of hi, nation territory into the Y
ni,od States with delegate in Congress. a
constitution, it is said, has been adopted by tho
voters oftho nation. and every preliminary step
iako for submitting it to Congress, ard this DIS
tincuishcd chief selected their representatives,
COURT SCANDAL.-Wiis intmatos IN ono OF
his letters that it is not improbable that the au-
thor of"Mrs. Caudo's Lectures took his idea
from the Palace. and therefore this most popular
hit Of the literature Of tho limos very far OK
ponont Of hor Majcstys rel gu. The hereditary
madness in tho family max cs il dangerous TO op-
poSo her wishes, and remonstranco or ooJecilon
is seldom venturod upon. lfNictoria escapes be-
ing called Queen Caudle in history, 1t Will be by
the alacrity with which oblivion disposes OF Cos
sip-for there arc a thousand and one stories afoat
of her Majcsty's 'having her way to the great
inconvenience of Prince Caudc.
dayton Transcript.
Plant plenty of shade trees tho side walks
and YOU will have bulwnrk agains, fro from
the opposite side of the street.
LAMENrABLE FAcr.-rhore over throo
thousand BOYS and girls In New ork CITY ana
surburbs under eighteen years of age, tho largest
portion under fifteen, who lttio better than
bcuuars thieves.
s.Therc is Il time for all things. sand crusty
old fellow to his wife. "l'll belicve that answer
cd his wife in sharp voice. ''whcn you pay Tor
YOUR newspaper" Hit him again, good woman
Tho chcsnu, enrrafted on tho oak is said to be
very productive. A recent case has proved this,
and it is deemed important to the agrculturalst.
A man who was in the habit Of talking to him
self, being asked by his vito why he did So re-
piled that he liked to converse with man OF
The editor Of tho L. S. Gazette in discussing
the different materials for building. says, a ramo
house painted white, with black chimney-tops and
crccn blinds with rcd checks and black eyes be-
hind the blinds is tho beau ideal of rural beauty
and comfort.