Mississippi Democrat. (Carrollton, Miss.) 1844-18??, 1845-12-10

yard was tull oil telleTS, and two tall lne- |
lookin gals was standing in the door, face
to face holdin up the door posts with their
backs, latin, and castin sly looks into the
house. 10 was a standin in the house
helpin the. gals TO hold the lacins up, an
winkin at the feliers in the yard an grim
min. julie, she bounced of jest like bag
of wool rolls, and htched my bark ma
chine up TO a saplin that warnt skinned, |
/ so he'd cit a craw-fall of fresh bark afore
mornin. | give julie a kiss to sorler mo-
/ lily my natur and put hir in heart like, and
in we walked. "Hey! hurray!" said the
boys; +" my eraciousr' said the gals, g Ell
! here amt Dick and Julen list like we
hadn't been rite thar only last Saturday
mite. "Well, know we'll have a reel
now!" Hurrawi-go it while you're
young! !" "Hurraw for the birthstone
kiIn-every man praise his own country"
''Clear the ringp' j." Misses Spraggins,
drive out these drafted tow headed brats of
yourn-give roomp /" Microscopic!
whar's that jug of baId-face, and that gourd
Of honey? Jim Smith, hand over that
spoon, and quit licking it," You. Jake
Synder, don't boiler so! y says the old
/ 'oman-"why, You are worse nor pant
err" Hoer! why was jest sohisEerang
TO that gall on the bed--acboo oo-oop! now
Pm beginning to boiler! Did you hear that,
Misses Spraggins, and be darned to your
bar legs? You'd make nice hemp-brake,
you would" Come here, Suse Thomp-
son, and let me pin your frock behind
your back looks adzactly like blaze on
white oak!' "My back amt muffin to you,
Mr.. Smafty!n "Bill Jones, quit smashin
that ar eats taiIP' "WelI, let her keep
her tail clar of my ant kiIlers!" "Het
Coins stop tamblin that bed, an lie your
sock!' "Thankee, marin, it's q longer
stockin than you're got-look al H!"--
" Hello, there, civ US "Forlsed Deer" old
fiddIe-teazer, or III give you forked lite
min! Ar you goin to tum tum on that
! old pot-gutled pine box of fiddle all mite,
SayP' "Gipe him a suck at the Jug, and
a lick at the patent bee-hive-it'll lie his
elbows" "misses Spraggins, you're a
hosa! cock on, don't mind rnfs--l didn't
aim to slap you; it was Sue Winters
Jcanted to hit; but you stopped so fair"
{" 7 es, and It's well for your good looks that
you didn't hit to hurt me-" "Tun over
them rashers of bacon, they're burnin -
, " Mind your own business, Bob Profit,
I've cooked for froIcks afore YOU wore
breeches-so Jest hush and talk TO Marth
Grffin--look! she is beckoning to youW
: Pm not, marin! if he comes near me I'll
uniint his drafted neck No sech fool thai
when gall puts her arm round his neck
, will break and run, shall look at me, that's
, fiat! Go and try Liz Hoden!" "Thanl,
, We, marin, don't take your leavins," says
| Liz, her face a lookin like a fall cross be-
t tween grldron and steel-trap.
3 Whoop! hurraw Gether your gals for
: break down! Give US Forked Decrr ,
Z" No, give US Natchez-under-the-h ill!' ,
"Oh, give US Rocky mounting or Miss
e es McCloudh" SIS Misses McCoud' be
9 darned, and Rocky Mounting too jes
e give US
80, Mr.. Revel, did you ever see the deviln'
: Thar that's it! Now make brake
Il fang! Thar isa break--a strings gone
/ thar'i be head broke afore long :" "Giy
him goss-no Civ him a horn and ever)
Z time he stops repeat the dose, and nary
!, mother string III brake to-nite Tink
d tong ing-iong! all rite Now 60 it!'
, = and If | know what g0ia is, we did go it
About midnite, Misses Spriggus sun.
}, out 9 stop that ar dancin and come and ge
J your supper - 1t was sot IN the yarC
on a table made Of forks stuck in th
y ground and plank Of the stable loft, wit
Il sheets for table cloths We had danced
~ kissed and drank ourselves into periec
~ tl1rashinmachine appetite, and the vital
- hid themselves in way quite alarmn +
y tavern-keepers. 10 sung out hives
NJ scace, so give what thar is TO 10 gals, a
let the balance use theiy paws they wa
invented afore knives, emmy - Now
gents, Jest walk into the fat mis- land
at Pm sorter afeerd the honey W / last, BIT
r. the liquor will, think, 50 yop men whe
30 you drink your'n run and kiss the gals fC
as sweetnin--let them have the honey, it be
oil longs to them, naturally - "Hurraw, N
ed Joe you know how 10 do things rite /!
ne g Well, rayther think | do; | never WI
lk' rong but onst in my life, and then mi
lr' took camp-meeting for a political speecl
la' flying, so | rid up and axed The speaks
N, bow much Tariff there was on rot gut
eF and he said about here there appeared
eF he none!' That rayther sot me, as ! VI
ey right smarly smoked myself, just at Ia
zee time. had enough liquor plumb in a
Al Ia swim a skunk, SO come agia at hi
| axed him who was the biggest fool Il
ne bible told of an he said Noah for he
I'll gel Hte!' thought, mind only ihougl
VI he mite be pokin his dead cat at somebo
IRE what lives in this boiler; felt my brist
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