Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1845-01-16
RUTLAND, THURSDAY, JANUARY 10, 1915

pointed by a thing he had lived on all
his days and that's the pleasure Of
hope.
lie hoped, IN course, Peel would lie
n patron of poets aud 50 he Is Ia,
acts as pail bearer, cause rs soon rs
the pail Is over HIM, he'd never bother
hun nor any other minister no more
Oh Hope tod him a fa,tcrin' tale;
but all iia,teters are liars. Peel has a
princely fortune, md is prince Of
icllcri but there is an old sayin', Put
not your trust in princes
"Ah pool campbell he was n po-
ct, a good poet, beautiful poet He
know'd all about the world Of imngin.
alton, and the realms Of fancy but hc
didn't know nothing al all about the
world of our'n, or OF the realm of En-
gland, or he never would have talked
of the Pleasure Of uopc' for an author.
Lord bless you, let dancin' pnl com"
to the opera, jump SIX foot high. 'i'gl,
on one toe, hold up the other so high
YOU can see her stays almost and then
spin round like a dandy long legs that's
got one foot in taller candle, and 90
spinln' round AFTER that fashion for ten
minutes, II will tonch Pcel's hear, in n
giify. This spinnln jimmy will be
honorcd by the highest folks in the
land, have diamond rings, gold snuff
boxes, and pussus of money given her,
and gracious knows what. LctGcner
oil Tom Thumb come toI.ondon that's
two foot nothin,' and the Kentucky
boy that's eight foot somclhin,' and
sec how they will be patronizcd, and
what sight of honor they will have.
Let Van Amburgh come with his lion,
make him open his jaws, and then put
his head down his throat and pull it
out, and say, What brave boy am y
and kings and queens, and princes
and mobiles, will come md sec him, and
see his lion fed too. Did any of 'em
come to see Campbell feed He was a
great lion this many a long day. Oh
dear! he didn't know nothin' that's n
fact he thought himself cut above
them folks it just Showed how much
he know d. Fine sentiments Lord
who cares for them
"Do YOU 90 to Nova Scotia now land
travel all down to Cape Canso, the
whole length of the province g.; pick on
the two best lines from his Hope and
ask every fccllcr You meet, did yol
ever hear these 7 and how many vii
, you find that has seen cm, orhearn tel
Of EN- Why Il few gals that's sent
mental, and few boys that's courtin
spooncy like, that's ALL. But AK en-
this. Master, if that house cost fv
hundred dollars, and barrel Of nail
five dollars, what would good size
able pug come to do you give il up
o We'll he d come to n bushcll of corn.
, Every man, women, and child wonlt
: tell YOU they heard the clown say tina
r AT the circus, and that they mind the
. larfcd ready, TO kill themselves. Grin
$ in pays better nor rhymln' and tickli
| the ribs with fingers plcaScs folks more
I and makes 'cm lari more, than tlckll
I their ears with varscs- that's fact.
| guess, when Campbell writ 9Th
; Mariners of England, that will lv
S ill the Brltlshcrs sailors get whlpc
, by us so they will be ashamed TO sin
# it-hc thought himself great shakes
I heavens and alrth , he VAIN half S
u big as TomThumb NE was list noihlr
/, But lei some foreign hussy, whose ski
] amt clear, and whose debts amt clea
! and who liant nothln' clear about he
?, but her voice, let her como and sin
d that splendid song that puts more gil
ger into sailors than grog or prize MOI
cy. anythn'. and Lord all the old at
II mlral, and flag officers. and watch ma
, and others that do understand, and n
p the lords, and ladies, aud princes, Tia
4 don't understand where the springs ar
- in this sonS4hat touch the chord of I'll
heart. all of them will come and wo
, ship almost and some duke or othC
7 will fancy he is a Jupiter, and CON
# down in a shower Of gold almost f
= her. while the Ioet has, THE Plensur,
q of Hope 10 feed on. Oh | envy hin
n his great reward ; il was worth sevent
II years of hope was that iuncrcl
Al II