Baton-Rouge gazette. [volume] (Baton-Rouge, La.) 1819-1856, 1845-11-01
4 COUPLE or STRAY LEAVES.
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LIAR THE Ftesr.
sir months MUIR Wayriaee.
" Well, ny dear, wiit you % 10 tho rarly Ia
night you know VIC have . very polite l0Yt.
tatibn1
why, my love, just as yoD please, you
know Ialways wish 70 consult your ploas,
sure
well, then, Harriet, suppose va g6-fhat
il if sou arc perfectly willing nov don't say
yes, because / do, fDr you know that whore
you arc, there am / perfectly happy
Why my love, you will etjoy yourself
tbere,I ana sore aud wherever goo arc hap.
py, | shall be. If course, What dress shall /
wear, William my white eattu viii blonde,
or nv afhts of f0sCs, IT my legautlHc, nr my
white lace you always know better than !
about sIeh things
Harriet, dearest, you look beautiful in agy
thing, fow take your choice tonight
bnt ] think you look very well IN the white
SATIN
There William dear, ! know goo wonld
think just M | did-ob how happy wo. shall
be tonight, and you mnst promise moi 10
leave me there f6f a mDmenf; fr | shall be
80 sad if you do
'tLeayo thee, dearest, Leave thee /
mo! by y6uder siar | sWearl'
oh William, dearest William, bow beaa-
tiful that ls, yot are always learning poetry
TO make me happy
And Harriet. my priced Harriet,
would | not do anything 10 The world to give
you ono momeGt's bapplDess1 Oh, you are so
very, very dear 10 inc, II seems at times al.
most too much happiness to last
'Oi, do not say 50, dear Williams 1t will
lagt-and We shall DO many years happier
than THE, for will not our love be stronger
and deeper every year and now dearest, I
viii be back in one moment, and then We will
go"
There, she has gone, bright and beautiful
creature che is-Oh bow miserable | should
be without ber-sbe has indeed spell around
my heart, and one that never, 10, never can
be broken che Ia tho only star Of my e2is-
tenfe, guiding me on 70 virtue and bappincss,
and can | ever love her less than nov 4--can
| ever desert her; can | ever apeak If her in
lesa than terms Of praise Oh, il IL impogsi.
ble-abe igtoo good, too pure happy, happy
man that I am
LEAR THE SgcoNp.
Sir years after Marriage.
my dear,i will thank you TO pass the 3D.
gar, you didn't give INC but one lump
well, Mr. Sn9oha, ] declare you use ST.
gar enough in your tea 10 swectGn d hogs.
head Of vinegar James keep your fingers
out Of the s~weetneats Susati, keep still baw.
ling /; | declare Il ie cuoUgh 10 set one die.
tIaGfed-picrc take Hat, Won little wretch
Why, Harriet, what has The child done 7
! declare you are rather too hasty'
Il wish Mr.. Shocks, you'd mind your oWn
business (; you're always meddliug With @bat
don't concern YOU
Well Mrs. Shocks, I want to know WHO
has better right than I have-you are al.
ways freifing and tuning about nothing
Pa, Thomas ls tearing your newspaper
all up
Thomas, come hcre-bow dare yon abuse.
I'll teach you to tear it agaiu--fhere, sir,
how does that feel-~now go to bed =
Mr.. Snooks, yoa hofrfd w%retch-lIow can
you strike a child of mine IN that wag--come
here Thomas, poor fellow-dld he get hurt
never mind, here's a lump Of sug " /. tire,
that's a good boy
Mrs. Snooks, lei me tell you, you will
spoil the children you know / never inter-
fere when you zee fit to punish a child, Itg
that a woman can never do any thing
right
'Can never do any 3bingI faith, Mr..
sDooks, If nobody did any thing right ii the
bat yourself, what would become of
Let me tell you ma'am, this is improper
for you, fna'am, and III hear il no
longer. You're ar s%nappish and surly asa
a-sIe-dog-and if there's a divorce in the land,
III have il, you would wear out the patience
Of Job
Oh dear, how mad the poor man 10 ; we'll,
good night my dear, pleasant dreams.'
. There she's gone Thank Heaven. I'm
once more. Oh, unhappy man thatI
am 10 be chained down to such a creature.
is the very essence, Of all ugliness, cross
and peevish O, that I could once more be a
bachelor j: curse the day and hour that ever
the likeness ofher. Yes, / viii get a di.
Ican't live with her any longer /; il ID
utterly impossible