Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1845-11-13
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The poor tailor. in.tbe following sksich-
from ihe New Orleans Crescent, Jared ne
better on one born Of the di.emna than
The other:
Will you pay me my bill, siti said
Tailor 10 Charles street. TO waggish lei.
+ low who bad got into him about foot.
DO you owe anybody anything. sir I
asked the wsg
!. No, sir, said lbe tailor.
Then you can afford 10 wait. and of
be walked.
A day or two afterwards The tailor call.
ed ssain.S Our ives was no, al his wits
end yet; 80 turning 10 bis creditor, he
says;
Are you in debt % anybody
{ Yes. SIR said.the tailor.
We'll, why don't you pay?
I've moi The money.'
That's jus. my case. sir. am glad
10 zee you appreciate my condition give
US your hand Z
YELL .Hnsp1ed Uncle Bill Tidd was
sdroyer from Vermont. Being exposed
70 oil weather, his complexion suffered
some 81 but at the~best. be was none Of the
wbitesi. Stopping alta public house near
Brighton. q man rich inthis worlds goods
: bot Of notoriousiy bad character, thought
% Uncle Bill came 10. he would make him
the butt Of joke. As the black face Of
the weaiher-besien man appeared 10 the
door: way. be exclaimed:
mercy on us, how dark il grows
Bncle Bill, surveying him rom head 10
foot, coolly replied
yes. sir ; your character and my com.
plexion are enough 10 dsrken any room"
A Scotch gentle man, on large wager,
lately Swan one hundred and sixtyfeei
under water without coming 10 the sur.
face during the time. The joke Of the
matter was, be came up an lrishnau,
j a Complement. "A young man, wish
ing 10 compliment bis ladY-love on the
peculiar brllliancy Of her eyes exclaim
ed
Lsl sukey. your eyes Look for all the
world like TWO huckleberries 10 ahour
dumping. I
a Hibernicism "A Miles:an hearing
sundty reports rather against his charac
ter forveracity, exclaimed, 10, an honest
.bursi Of indignation
Thank foften, half the lies I'd at are told
about me ami true.
TX
= Honest "A village dentist adveriises
that be will spare no pains in bis opera.
lions 70 render them satisfactory No
doubt 81 il.
There is an old lady in Vermont who
cannot lighla candle. because she is
grea: scold and connot find ter match.
Why isa mill boy like rejected sui
Ans. Because he gets tie sack.
why's a negro kicked out Of doors
like day-break Because darkness i dis.
appearing.
A slanderer Of the gentle sex saws that
. 'womsn is no sooner N married., Than she /
begins to think Of widows Weeds and
wonders il they would become her,
Youths Boots are made at LYNN,
MASSACHUSETTS. There are no ,boyst now
e.daysIas there used to was.
Take the rag off the bush hiss beenl
thus refined: Remove the dilapida,ed
linen from off the in.antile .iree.'
Money makes the mare go. is thhsre.
hned: 'Fhe circulating medium requires
the female nag to sbsquaiula'e.' i
Tell thetruih and shame The Devil isl
Mus NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. what isRyafa.
cious and cause Piabolys 10 blush
d yooag woman was arrested in Pitts /
bnrg. Pa, on Thursday. Whostele aEhorse
on Monday. gotmarried GA Tuesday. and I
committed two larcenies on Thursday
A stirring businessi &
A journal adver,ises for two girls who
are accustomediof feed on 1 double Adams
power press Rnber severe diet. |
"A lsdy coming over from Mobile 10. the !
steamboat . refused 10 sleep In The
stale room which bad been selected Eof |
her By The polite captain. because she dis. |
covered d meii bag in the corner. IN this
was not The heighlh. i, was al least the /
depihlof nOdesig,
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.atarecent mseiing OF the British as
sociaiion. in Eogland SirJohn Hsrschsll. /,
ip speaking Of The moon. expressed his .
pinion that the Temperature OF tue climate
% .hsfbody must be very high. far a6ere
that ofS5ofliag .rafer. +
NfQYICE.
n IL persons having claims against M ell !.
A state.Of the late Wm. sneiair. win s,
please present thep, properly Authenticated, FOR
settlement. Those indebseds 10 he estate viii f
De expected to make pas ment. il
Oct 80. lsss ~ IS;
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