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zane proportion. Each continuance 25 Sea,s pef i
s4dsiE Hs-All Advertisements nol ordefita faf
sfPecnc Time viii Be continued until fossidsaad
ekaSged seordiaglb.
ARIETY.
IN IiA Pi1t.-as The ship aJolIy
Mariner" Val going up Dublin Harbof.
the captain laih 10 Inc Rlo--
I1Afe youEeIl acquaidNSl With ali iha
rocks and shdels 10 this bay ;. II
Eyes ssidIihs pilot. who. by>N
"a, aoIfishmtn; i,yes, BY :he piPe> iB,,
pl,yed before Moses, an Iam-Fve doAsl
Ills business ISpg enough 10 know en-
ALL ).
!. yily on the rocks. ~.
There" slid The pilot, we're right
Overcome now n
.Idon'f Dance IAN exchange paper
: tells ! good story Of On innocent country.
man who chahced TO be in one Of our Ct;
lie, on. Sunday. md ropeIsded 10 60 tc
q Ese1 tlere. he waited oul.
ia notusnt. when. 10 bis profound
n the organ struck up. from which
Icluded that some sort OF shave
was about 10 commence. Jusl Al
& lment 4 gentlemsn invited him 10
and tpke seat.
zacny, Misier-I amt used 10 no
~ oins % sunday; and besides, j
RanceP and be retired, shocked ex.
bgly.
box Keeping Hem.-'You have been
{ bd scholar in your day, Ned; quite
+ tetsant with book keeping, / presumes'
no, sir, Il can'tsay that am but what
deuce makes you ask such q qaes.
but Because know TO my sad ex-
letie1ce; for you have no less than do.
zen Of my books, and. alas not one Of
them feiurned-all owing to your book.
keePiag abilities.
Ma Ma i! Cousin Bill, he's 10 The
lor With sister Jane. and he keeps biting
her. 4gs
~. Cousin Bill biting my Jane y
'fes'n1 seed him do i eyer-so many
lines bite her rightson The mouth and
the iarnal GAL don't boiler bit mother. Il
: Oh-ah never mind Ned, / guess he |
didn't hurt her much ~
HURT HER! CRAcEEY Why she loves
i. she does, cos she kept letting him,
ard dld.nl say nothing, jist ,smacked her
lips as ihoughit was gooe, she. did, / seed
: u all through the key hole. I'M Ere ia
turs al him next time, see il I don't.
49,
The Meonest Nan in The WoyH-Is he
who will steal or 6orop bis neighbor's
paper aud then curse the editor, because
ne dilfsrs WITH him IN politics. He is |
worse iha1A shsep.killiog dog.
FL EorRetfAL LRtcyer.-A lawyer who was |
eomeltmes ior$etlul having been engaged I
e Plead the daase Of an offender began
II know The prisoner al the bar, and he
bears The character Of being 4 consum.
innate and jimphdent scoundrel"-
II EHere,sosnel body whispered to him that
me prisoner was his client, when he In
'media,ely added :
"But what great and good man ever
lived who5was not illuminated by many
Of bis contemporaries /"
A man and bis wife having bitter quar-
rel, in osder to appease their fury, TIRE "
oil OF their. porlable iurniluret out OF The
window, The wife bad even ripped up
the ticklof the bed, and set The feathers
aaoat id the ali, and then trimming 10 the
bannistefs Of the stairs, and breaking her Ii
arm upon them, she exclaimed with in +,
sane energy, Now. you scouldRel, you
must pay for surgeon. A ridiculous
;nethod OF revenge, surely!
The Consummation - Twas twilish.-l
Seated at the door Of moss covered cot.
Tag. was the pride Of the village-loyely
Phrbe. Her finely moulded form-her
exquisite and yolopiuous bust-her. clas-
sic and beautifully chisseled ieatures-her
sweet lips--teeth Of pearly Wilderness r
and such eyes Two drops Of liquid azure 4
get an, snow all combined. twas enough
70 melt the soul of an anchoritel
Beside this angel, knelt youth, whose !
cheek, pale as ashes 3toldihe tale-he was 1
10 love ]. TELL me-" said he, in ,remb
Ing accents, "tell nae this night my fate. :
Keep me in agony no longer. Tell me
what sacrifice Ishsll undergo for you
you. my souls idol Command me 10
perform pilgrimage around this earth on
burning Goals -and il shall be done. Any
thins-any ihipg-but cast me mol Of
Plant a.dasgdrin my heart, but keep me
10 suspense nplongeri Say lovely Phoebe
win you7-rfH yoa Dc Iaias ia He
trembled--h5s heart throbbed-she saw
be was ready TO swoon-a crimson hush
maniled her cheek.
Like the rich sunset meath Iialia's sky.r
She took Els hand 10 her tiny fingers
pu. her smiling lipsi 10 bis ear. and whis-
pered- Il
"0bed. Islaa't Be notafa' else, Obed!n
We saw I case Of honesty yesterday
that Of the Brooklyn Omnibas
driver who restored the lady her lost
purse. "A poor boy in Grand street was
crying over 6ve cent piece be bad Just
lost and which carnan had picked up
Hearing the boy cry. the csfipan asked
hsm what was ahe matter. I've lost nv