New-York daily tribune., 1845-05-01

WEEKLY Rero.r # scrriees and dsiirque1ieiess tof
CLERKS Ia t:f Hemp md CoraGse BiTeGH Gf ne
Treasury DsyzJtment
Order was issu-d at beginning OF week for at
tendan al O'Clock, A VI ana the messenger
was directed 10 note aad report all VINO !1!!ed 10
comply. s.,
Tifsdgy morning Button. thc chief clerk, did
no, arrive until 30 Ininuss past 5 Being called or
for expa 1aiiun 5lr Button stated that hs hac been
suffering from clolc ia consequence oi e@lh- IaiG
boiled eggs and had unfortunately lost hdIi IN hont
in procuring and burning The necessary sGanilty oi
brandy To MAKE amends, he would T<m4!n IL Oh
fee an extra hour IN lhe afternoon.
Ad:noaished Mr.. Button that eggs or oysters wsF-
unfit or@ak kta-t for clerks. as tending 70 reoecus
hablt Of mind and temper, enIriy lncoasstsAt
with proper degree OF subordnafon. iei1 h!m
that an extra hour IA an afternoon was no amend
from 4 man who had notonously worked extra
hours lor the LAST twenty-five years. Advised nm
10 be temperate and pCactnal. He sald he would
eat ecgsf ali HI cackled. Button Is deacon !;
so told him would attribute als un5eemly Ian
guage to indigestion.
JFcdaesdag.-G Grinder, clerk, reported at
O'clock less u minutes. Came IN great hasit,
blowing hard and sweating freely. Stated that ne
made speech last night at 1he Geological Deba'-
ing Society," on IN. progress OF Democracy, and
could not seep during tie night tor tickling IN tie
throat and guams OF conscience. hoSe al ddy-
break. read dhapier Of The New Testament, ana
tr dSirtp III II III ClllI ONt4-
slept himself: solicited leave oi absence for The
Gsy. 10 procure rest and reireshment necessary 10
enable hin TO lecture on tcssllmammab4 before the
society for promoting the spcniah"ons production
OF ten-prnny nails. Grsnted Science ana liieTa-
iure must be encouraged; Education Is DemocIa-
cy's hantmaJden-
TTiasfqv-Smallman was reported as having
been absent all day yes erday. Sent Tor mm and
asked the cause--his wife had Twins: both boys
tWhg woman Did II on purpose, with reference
to future e.ecuons) Told Smailman that could
not understand low he could proiicr such an apollo
sy without blushn-, and that ihr thing must not
occur AGAIN He promised hun5ly that II shoaId
not. If he could hePI,.
Baqpipe, clerk OF sundres was absent this morn
ing tlli I'D O'Clock. Has a constitutional tendency
10 fauency, and brought on violent attack by
imprudence las, night with omret and spInnach.-
Attack had not quite subsided, and ne deemed az
sence hie duty under the circumstances.
Applau1cd his consideration. and eXcrsed MN
for III. occasion, but acmon!sIrd blin as 10 re-
gimen and referred him farther advice 10 Button
Frl1du Parachute, chez OF Burcau OF sulphu-
rriied hvdiogen was delayed until ii O'clock
Had been up all niehr, periectlny ms process 10
make horses hoofs grow their own shoes. and had
In lose time Al the Patent Office filing hls caveat
Mem Promote Parachute. Democracy must
encourage genus lis Tiger aud body guard Is IN
veptlon.
came at 9 O'CLOCK Says he has twenty-five IN
family, and went to market with seventeen cents IN
his rocket Thinks he lost time chespenlpg pluck
with an extorlionas butcher. Didn't stop tor
breakfast. partly fcr want of time aud partly be-
cause he never eats any. Took no more money 10
market because he had MT any.
Admonlshed Screwsior extravaganza, and threat
ened him with dismissal.
Lesbail. clerk OF suit,, laid in bed later than
usual, while his wife mended his breechcs, and
was afterwarI blockaded by consahIrs unul ii
o'clock Ordered him TO come hereafter at proper
,,mr. brrechc. or no brceches He tells strange
and long story, which propose 10 report specially
next week, with request 10 be advised as 10 his
final treatment and the degree OF consideration 10
be given 10 his breecnes apology by the Secretary
Service during the week has been as usual
Clerks have prepared many letters Tor my sigma
ture. and Peggy, the cake wcmsn, has done an un-
common business. Permit me 10 suggest That
partnership would he profitable IN Peggy concern
/ Your obedien; servant, J.J.