Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1845-06-05
From the London Punch.
Mrs Caudlc'S Curtain Lectures.
LECTURE VI
TILE LATE DECLARES THAT HENCE
FoRTH"uE WILL HAVE KEY"

Mr. CAUDLE HAVING CONF HONE A LIT
TIE LATE DECLARES THAT HENCE
YoRTH"HE WILL HAvEAKEy."
Upon my word, Mr.. CaudIe, think i,
waste ofilme to come 10 bel u, all now
The cocks will be Growing in a minute
Keeping people up lll past twelve. Oh
yes you're thought man Of fine feelings
out Of doors dare say, It's n pity that you
haven'tu ll,tle feeling for those belonging
TO you al home A nice hour 10 keep peo.
pie on, Of their bedsl Why did set up
lhcn7 Because | choose 10 Sc, up-but
that's my thanks. No, It's no use of your
talking, Cuullc never will let the girl
81, up for you, and there's an end. What
do you say Why does she 81, up with
me ,hcn'1 That's quite different matter :
you don't suppose I'm going ,oS up alone
do you2 VIVA, do you say ? What's the
use IN two setting up2 That's my bust.
ness No, Caudle, lis no such thing. |
don't Sc, up because may have the pleas
ure of,nlkIng abou, i, and you're and IN.
grateful, unfecIing creature, to say so. |
sit up because choose il and If you don,
come all the night long-and twill soon
come to that, I've no doub,-s,ill, III never
60 10 bed, so don't think it,
"Oh yes the time runs away very pleas
antIy with you men a, clubs selfish crea'
lures You can laugh and sing, and tell
stories and never think of the clock never
think there's such person as ii wife be
! longing to you. LIS nothing to you that 4
poor woman snting up, and telling the
minutes and seeing all sorts Of things IN
the hre,-nnd sometimes thinking tha
something dreadful ha; happened to you
This is oil nothing. Oh no I when a We
mems once married shes a slave-worst
than a slave and mus, bear 1t all
And what you men can find TO talk 4
bout can't think Instead Of a man SIT
ting every night n, home with his wife,a
gong TO bed at christian hour, going Il
a club TO NEE, Sc, Of people who don
care a button Tor him, rs monsrons
What do you sayl only 60 once week
That's nothing at all to do with IL: yoI
might as we'll 20 every night. and dar'
say you will soon. But il you do, yol
may &c, IN as you can | won't set up 10
you, tina, can tell you.
My health's being DESTROYED night ate
night and oh don't say its only once
week; tell you that's nothing TO do viii
It--ilyou had any eyes, you would see ho'
III am but you've eyes for anybody b
longing 10 you oh no your eyes are 70
: people out OF doors It's very well 70
you to call me foolish, aggravaiing womar
, | should like to see the woman who'd S
up for you o. do. You didn't want m
to sl up1 Yes, yes that's your thanks
. that's your gratitude I'm to ruInmy heallt
E and 10 be abused for II Nice principle
= you've got ut the club, Mr. Caudle
Bot there's one comfort ono grei
comfort 1t can't last long I'm sinking =
a ! feel II, though never say any thing I
bout blu, know my feelings, and | sa
= ! cant las long Aid then | should lax
y To know who'll at up Tor you Then
= should like TO know hos your second Wi
q ~ hat do you say You'll never be i'o'
At elcd with another Trouble. Indeed
II | never troubled you Csudle No a's 70
}. Sho''e troubled me, and you kUo~ II
/, 'ho0gh ike foolish women I've borne
!. ell, snd never sad a word about IL Bat
raQ iag--hat's -. klsr,o-f