The Ripley advertiser., 1845-05-03


v" wss no, ,nopuy-lbey dii MI need--bai I6a
10 objles was ,e shsd Iieh, on science and get
n themselves fame aud oalne.-s,hey accomplish
81 Their object. dIdo'i they NJ fsleonof, ofii
v" usseso' They must have been sent on beiof
IN "to prepare tho way" ior that more brilliant H.
a, ninAfy, bsotny Uodefhill. NJ . Prot of ever,
Ism ana olory Nc. who iollgws 90 close nj The
of heels, and 'tbe buck les NJ whose shoes hey NJ
!, not worthy ~ Unloose,' "Ffom whence di
Mesmefiem comet The onswrr of tho leafne
" i''of', 10, "Ffom tho giver VI every good an
b pcrfesi gf,," We'll, Prof Undsfhll MD ~
ct cot. s,.s NJ have credit fcf that. inas much Al
he has proven u go concuaivcly. tte shall ala,
V have cfedi, for ma king 'rhe Uiyer ciovcfy goo,
v and perfect rdt."a i'ry common being pro
suino The tho learned f,Nf. had reference 10 The
Deity. lla says, Mesmeritm "was not propa
gated IN tho world by needy odvenurcr, but
by q learned Physician" do not know whclh
or he means the Heavenly "gift" wa FIRST han
dcd down to Niesmer or Dculcnzo, seciaia'y oi
The garden OF planis; bU, one thing IL CERTAIN,
: according 10 Prof uudorh NJ u. &c, the ~ an.
q tic has fallen upon "Clergymeo, eminent for pI.
D city and learning and have a great mind to
|, say for you, "humbuggery and charantry."
Prot Underhl NJ DC, has also been inspr.
cd and commissioned 10 'g, into all the world"
ana propagate this light, this wonderful science
Yes, littlo sam Underhill, the eminent Prof of
lsms and ologles Nc, yet he refuses to impart
that light TO poor lgnorar1us for nothing. q.
that the Mantle OF underhlll NJ D dc, dabbs,
mellon q Go. nigh, fall upon me-poor haploss
mel
The learned Prof. asks, "did you ever know
soft-headed editor, teacher, doctor, or divine. "
Yes, to be sure have. have also, known and
seen, two or three soft headed Professors of
lsms and ologies, aud have heard of another re |
Gently in Holly Springs, which makes the fourth |
one. The learned Prof. goes on in his c assic
style, aud says. "Now though determined TO
teach +. nothing but that he is fool, vet
VIII undeceive the public where his queries mis-.
lead Them" Now, Mr.. Psof underhiII Nj. ID.
d'c, VIII not pay you, TO teach me that, that
already know, will you, ., thou most learned
Prof. of wisdom, isms and oogys. teach me
wisdom! teach me that, that do not know. i'm.
part mat light and information asked for and so
.nuch desired, and let thy mantle fall upon me!
then shall be no longer fool tLen shall have
sense-enough to walk in when it rains, to tell a
handsaw from hawk and to follow in the foot.
steps OF my learned Predecessor, as he has in
.he Footsteps of, those, who have gone before
MN. Iae erudlte Prof. still goes on and saws.
"but have no difficulty to demonstratethis
science 70 any but two classes. The very igno.
rant and dishonest" Strange! Astonsbirp,
Why, really thought Prof underhill M Is
&C, that by virtue OF Mesmerism Charlatanism
or some OF your other sms and ologies, that the .
oiind could be made to see, the lame to walk.
the dumb to speak, the deaf to hear, the manned !.
70 DC made whole, and the dishonest to become !,
nohest. Bat is 1t not fact, Msssrs. Editors.
that these Professors, succeed better with ne. =
groes 81 and weakmnded persons. than any other =
class, and moreover, Messrs. Editors, do you =
Know, have you heard of one respectable nious
minister OF the gospel engaged in that business.
would say to such minister if there should be y
such an one In this country. Shame, Shame :
upon hlm-let him leave the ministry and no =
onger disgrace his cloth by businos IS SO utter. =
y contemplate. The learned Prof. still goes on =,
n MS CLASSIC research and makes remarkable =
discovery. q suppose it was made by virtue Of /"
,lalrvoyance.) SNOW Messrs, Editors of The u
klpiey Advertiser your correspondent f. is
n ef," grave charge indeed! Now Messrs. I'd. u
tors OF the Ripley Advertiser 1 deny the charrc al
L was not theft, but species of Jumping. I'M. e
behindlsm, of which ism Prof underhiIl N, D ia
&C. Is Professor. Professor Harrson's horse "
'e'hg ready at the Tune nine was being prepar al
"a, ana passed by and merely Jumped up Be. CO
hind him and rode very pleasantly. for a,yb;o ia
DO you blame me for that Messrs Editors, And pi
do not think that Prof. underhill M. d Sc III
should have got mad about i, and labelled ma st
WIN the epithet Thief for | have no doubt but pr
nat ne has had many such rides. The learned W
roi. sui goes on and asks. Could not this an
lnlmal Messrs Price g. Jackson, & suppose he Tn
means "Ihe Goose") could not this +. this cor. WI
espondent fyours. q wonder ifhe now means co
nc Gander, however, Iwlll take it for granted, as
nay ne means "The G,ose,') be caught and wi
od 10 the Menagerie, labelled Pagarsmus thl
,underpated, DC. suppose he means the no
ienagerie, to which, he the gander BELONGS. att
he does, Messrs. Editors would there not ia +
anger in, attaching the goose to the same Men. the
gerie, for fear of "The Goose" and The Can ito
er running together and propagatinc the spe. the
les. Pardon me, Messrs. Editors, for Won of
now have been compelled to descend 10 Tho ito
irt IN order to get at the learned Professor NJ vii
SIMS and Olcgies. Bear with me Messrs. I'd pla
ors, for moment longer, while sba attemnt elit
explain or demonstrate one Of the most ;mnor poi
INT and astounding points in Bumpotoov Alias int
hrenology, to wit, that, ceteris paribus. the the
over OF each faculty depends upon the abso 10
te SIZE OF the corresponding portion portion Of aid
10 brain. Nevertheless, this, admits Of concln you
We proof. And have again; / NAV refer to Tho VIII
,ioehce OF common speech;-a lonp beadad arm
low means shrewd knowing person. ssch an hon
le as IS Prof. underhill M D. &c. who can 500 ing
iar INTO stone wall as anv Of his A
'ighoors, and requiretl1 but a hint 10 knou dist
w many blue beams it takes to make nm half q Its
zen; while thick skull is term of reoroach from
oeing an axiom TO the veDders by false meas leg.
e. That the thicker the vessel tie sm a,,o. :. in
pacity. Such an one as Professor n,hhs 60 mar,
instance. Again. is il not universal Is >, nor,
,..e' Tue SIZE IS the measure of pownra This our