Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1845-09-29
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MONDAY MOANING. SEPTEMBER 90. IstS.
Prom the LONDON ruseh-
a CAIlDI.E,S CURTAIN LECTURE

MRS CAUDLE'S CURTAIN LECTURES.
ms. COMPLAINS WAY BITTERLY THAT ME- oAupLr
nAs .saoKls ooNrpksca."
Mr. Cssdls. you'll catch telling you any hing again.
Now don't TO have any noise: don't wish you TO
put yourself in passion All Say 10 this; never again
do open my lips to you about anybody. No: . man
end wife cant be why there's end ofeverything
Oh you know very we'll what mean, Mr. Caudle: you've
broken my confidence In the most shameful. the most
hsstess way and repeat i'll can never be again to
yss % have BEEN No; the little chsrm-it wasn't much
that remained about married life s gone for ever Yes
the blooms quito wiped offtbe plum now.
.Doo't be such hypocrite Caudle; don't ask me what
I mssn Mn. Badgery has been here more hike hend
I'm ssre, than quiet woman. haven't zone trembling
yet You know the state Of my nerves, too; you know
yss CDR, ksi when married me- and haven't
ips, fosnd EN- Well, you've something to answer
for think. The BsdFerys are going to separate; she
49, a., .rs and he take. the boys all through
How YOU can lay your head upon that pillow and think OF
soinS 70 Sleep can't tell. What hare yos done' Well,
sreaep INV confidence, Mr.. Caude you've taken sdvan
r,~s Of nv tenderness, my trust In ~ wiie-the
NOV fool for my psiu,-and you've separated happy
couple for ever No; I'm talking In the clouds; I'm
talkins In your bed, the moro my misfortune
.Nov Caudle-yes, shall sit up in the bed il choose
Pm gong sleep till have this properly explained
for Mr. Bsdasry shsnt lay her separation at my door
You WONT deny that you at the Club last night =
No. bad % you ere, Caudle-snd though you're my nus
ssnd can't think you good mani Try to do ou, cant
bad % you you can't deny you were at the
What You don't deny i' That's what say@you can
And now answer this question. What did you say
bsfors tho whole word-of Mr.. Bsdgeriys whlskers =
Tbsrs,s ns,hns to laugh At Csudle; if you'd have seen
a., noor woman TODAY you'6 have heart of
lsush What did you say OF his whskersi Didn't you
tsu everybody be dyed 'em1 Didn't you hold the candle
N. 40 ann az YOU sud show the purplei To be sure
vss did, as people who break Jokes never care a5ou,
breaking hearts, Badgeriy went home like demon; CAMEO
HI. vfe false woman vowed he'd never enter bed a.
ssn With her, and. show be in earnest slept oil
isht upon the sofa. He said the dearest secret OF
his Inc; ssid had told and that had told YOU and
,h.rs how IL had come out. What do you sayl Badger
= sss right did tell yOu7 know l did; but when
dear Mn. Bsdsery mentioned the matter to me and lew
fssds all laughing at tea together quite IN
occidental way-when she just spoke OF her husbands
whke, and how long he was over cm every morning OF
sssSs. soul she thought IT was to he talked OF
In world again. Eh1 Then had riEhf 10 tell yon
sJ6i And that's the Im thanked for my confidence
Bsesuss don't keeps from but show you.
nav say my naked soul. Cspde that's how I'm rewarded.
Pest Nm, Badgerly-for all her hard words-sfer she
away I'm my heart quite bed for her what do
you say Csudle; Serre her risAshs shOuid hold her
rsuruss Yes; that's like your yranny-you'd never let
ths poor woman speak. Eh-wha,, what Mr.. Caudle.
-Thars very fine speech, dare say; and wives are
very much obliged only there's not bit OF truth in
No. women don't get together, and pick our hns-
banda TO pieces lust mischievous little girls
rip up their dolls That's old sentiment OF yours, Mr.
Candle; but I'm you've no occasion TO say It OF me-
hear good dsal of other peoples husbands certainly;
can't my cars, wish could; but never say anything
about you,-snd might, and YOU know i-and there's
somebody else that knowsi' too NO; SIT sun ana say
nothing vhstI have bosom about you Caudle,
will DO buried with me- But know what you think OF
wives. heard you talking to Mr.. Preiyman when you
little thought was listening, and you didn't know much
what you were ,ayng-I heard you. My dear Pretty
man, says you when get talking, they club
Ill thsir husbands faults together just children club their
eakss and apples, make common feast ior the whole
set Eli You don't remember H1 But | do and re-
msmber TOO, what brandy left, when Preyman went
'Twould be odd IL you could remember much about IL
sfter that
"And now you've gone and separated man and wife
and I'm TO be blamed for it, You've not only earned
misery into family, but broken my coincidence. You've
proved to me hs henceorth I'm not to trust you with
anything, Mr. Cauds. No: I'll lock up whatever know
in my own breast-for find nobody not even ones
own husband, sto be relied upon. From this moment
may look upon myself a solitary wonan Now, it's no
uss your trying go sleep What do you ssy7 You
kaou thstl Very well. Now, ] want TO ask you one
QUESTION more Eh1 You eant 10 ask me onei Very
wsl-go on-Im afraid To be catechi.ed. never drop
syllable that wife ought to have kept 10 myseit-no,
I'm not at oil forgetting what I've ss'd-snd whatever
want you to spare me; oil antyou is TO speak. You
,sin speak1 Well then, do.
WHAT WAC told people you'd fal'e front toofh-
And In that ALI Well I'm If all the world couidn
see IT, know did just mention it once, but then
thought every body knew ibesides, was aggravated IL
do q; yes, aggravated remember II was that very day
Mr. Badgerlys when husbands whiskers came up
Well after we'd done with them somebody said ethDg
about teeth. Whereupon. Miss Prcttyman-a mink she
born destroy the peace OF families know she was
abe was there; and I'd ouy known that such
wm-no Pm rambling nos al ALL and I'm coming 10
the TOOTH To be sure. this is greet desI you've got
against me- isn't III Well somebody spoke about teeth
.ben Mss Prettyman, with one OF her insulting een
said shs thought Mr. Csude had the whites teeth she eve
had beheld' or course my blood was up-eyerv wiiei
would be; and believe ight have said-Yes they were
veil enough, but when young lady much praised
married mans teeth she perhaps didn't know that one
the front ones was elephants Like her mpudence-
ksr down for the of the evening. But
she humsus you're in tonight You only bed tC
quarrel. and I'm not going to indulge you All !,
this after the shameful mischief you've made the Bad
ssrlys, you break my confidence again. Never
and now you know it,"
Caude hereupon WITHSTAND here she seemed inclined
sleep. Not for did think prevent
aASss ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS breathe
Giant burn but purest
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