The St. Landry whig., 1845-04-17
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Masculine N FaMlNINE.-We notice the
ioli92'wlnsg Jeu d3eSPfit in d late number Of the
kn 1kerbocker Magazine
In England rivers are III mplcs--
For instance, Father Thames
Whoever in Columbia sails,
Finds them m'mseles or danes,
Yet, Ut the softer sex presides
~HYAqFsitc, / assure you
Aad !tqrs-SIpPi rolls her tides,
kgAponsive to Miss-SouRl.
Ihea,ssditor of one Of our exchanges has insul.
ted the hWhole female sex, He says that ladies'
wear ctafsets from Q feeling of instinct, having !
natural 1oye ofbeing squeezed.
"Whlt can you do my boylp Oh do mowin
considerable. rides the turkey to water. miIks
the gcesJ, cards down the old rooster. puts rs
me pigs5taIis IN paper u make 'em curl, ham.
Strings the grasshoppers, makes fires for flies 70
court by, and keeps tally for dad and marin when
they scold at 9 mark" Available boy, thai,
P%RiNTERs LANaUAen.--The following orders
ROM foreman in q newspaper printing Office,
dom mean half as much as it would seem To tl,e
uninitiated,
''Jiln, put General Washington In the rallevH.
and then finish the murder of thai yo,,ng a;ri
you commenced yesterday. Set I'M entire Die
runs OF Herculaneum, distribute the small pox.
you need not finish that runaway match, bnt have
tle nigh water il the paper this week, Let Tho
ple alone until after dinner, hut put The political
barbecue to press, and then 70 Is the devil, aud
he will tell you ahoutthe Dk for Tho morning .
NO w .1l Faustus burnt for inventipg
The election of Mr.. Cameron h Mace of NJ.
buchanan has created nolittle surprise. The
HeHISVIVa nia Enilc sov Ia H. ~.
and a very ~cleverish sort Of fellow, II il not
many years since he was d brother t,t,o II Tia
lntelligencer office. The craft may now set
themselves up, for really it is quite ;mDosiap to
ma The brotherhood SO well in sorts that one Of
their A at a period Of such national Importance
as thus, has succeeded in tho chose III patriotism
g wei asto elevate himself 10 The dignity Of III
NJ. hope he will m~~A~ The ilrst oppor-
UNITY he has Of making u speech to put hi d II
recommending n law 10 make delin0ientt
pay The printer.
~YANkErIsms. We extract from The comedy
fthe sGreen Mountain Bow
Homebred. Where's the suuire9
Wahtns, Find QUIT would you have me to
you all | know
Homebrcd. Well, | guess that wouldn't take
you longl
= - y grow iUpeElHneuls " you DON'T
cave me | shall kick you, sir.
Homcbred. Kick me, will you 7 well talking
$ talking; bat do you think YOU could dew II
wilkins. Really this Is not to be borneI who
ire you, sir? and who was your fatherg
Home6rea. Who was my iatheri My fatber
vas the first inventor Of tArashiag macAiaes.
N his first make, and lean be set in operation At
very little expense, and at the shortest notice.!
o look out.
a SHERIFF OFFICERS LAMENT.-Since the /
Of the law Of landlord aud tenant, and 1
he adjustment of imprisonment for debt. the |
.es Of the sheriff. officers have been much de.
reased. The following s~oliloquy Of one Of those
isn't bad This is d precious land Of !
Iberty, this Is ven a sherif7s officer can't find !
shoulder to turn his handle. Time vas, ven :
my two bottles and my six bodies a day. +,
Tut now / thinks brandy and water a luxury, and I
asn't SO much as a dieman' ring to my finger. I
wonder ven they'll gladden. my heart With an
execution I for the shcriffs officer who wouldn't !
a fellow cretur in distress, isn't worth /
{ the name. No stress for rent-no landlords j
'prisonment for debt Ohl-Eu. papcy. i