Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1845-05-08
F,om The Lo1dJn Punch,
Mrs Candies Curtain Lectures.
LECTURE ".
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FAMILY rMuRrLLt.
Bah Thar, the n rid urnbrsl, cone since
Christmas. Nss, were you 10 do VII, let
Inn 20 home IN the rain. To be sure ! IN
vefv sure there's nothing about him that
uuuid spoil Take cold indeed lilo dues' nj
look like nne 81 the som 10 lake cold be
sides he'd teuer ,aae cold iAan take our
CINDERELLA DO vvu bsar the rain, NJ Caudle
say do you hesr the Tainl And ~ IN alive
Ill,lsn't ST Swilhin's day DO w hear It a.
pain.I the widows Nonsense, you tonh
impuse uInu NE. You caot bs asleep with
such a shower as that DO you hear II, say
/ q you do hear it. We'll, that's pretty
food THINK, 10 last Tor su weeks,
and no stirring all The ,imc out of lho
house. Pooh Dont nlink I'VE q TOOL NJ
Caudlc. Don't Insult me. lie reiurDed tue
umbrella Any body would think ypu were
born es,erday As II any body did ever re
turn an umbrella Thcre-do you hear III
WuIse aud w1tse' Cats md dogs, and for
", wccks-aiways SIX weeks. Aud no ON
brcli.
j should like 10 know how the children
are 10 get Ia school to morrow. They ,hant
20 ,htoulh such weather., m de,ernlapd --.
M they shall stop al home and never lean
snythiae.. .lhe blessed creatures .sooucr
up, wonder who'll they have TO ihunt pt
know ing nothing. who, indeed. but ilrlr'b.
theri People Who cant leel for then own
children ought never to ne fathets.
lIu, know why )you len, the umbrella
Oh, yes | know very weA lwas rving out
10 tea 10 DEAF moibers ~ morrow, YOU know
Ii,al ana you did II on putposo' DJnl Tell
the YOU hate ~ have IA. % therc, and
: take every mean a!yan'age 10 hinder no.
But don't you think i, NJ C,od,e
Nosir, il It comes down il buchelsl.i, III go
. al the moro No; and | womb have Gao
, And where do you ,liok tho moneys To como
/ from You've got nc. high noilons, TO the
club OF your, A cab. l0dseI Cusi me ak
teen peuce al leash, -slIieen pence two and
5 eighpcnce, tor itefs'. back again. Cabs,
ludced ! should like Ia know who's 10
, pay iut mc J ran't pay for EN- and I'm
. sure you rant, II yog" "n ~ gnu do throw
/ ing away yuur property, and tegganng your
I ct,dfen. buying umbrellas
. DO you hear ~, ran. Iflr '.sudle saw
, do you heasn Bot d'nI care, III go 10
mJlher'. 10 marfow. And what', muIe III
{ walk cve,y step of the wiy...and you kt,ow
{ that will give NO my death Dnn'i call me
I 70 ,,i,h womln--il's YOU that's the foolish
e man. Yuu know ti,si csuit war clogs ;
O and with 10 umbrella, lhs1s sure 10 give me
.5cniii...r always does. Bot what do YOU
, care,,bur DIAL hv,Hpa Il all may be ls,d
op lm ~ha, you care, ss dare cay | shall
W and n pToigy DOCTORS hill theHll be. !
- hope there viii II viii teach you to lend
i youv 9mbtcla again. OF coutse.
y 'Nlcu clothes, shall re, too, u'pesing
d through weather 1.-The this nv gown and
e b,,ft,,ei " ~ be .pnili avle Need'nt wear
= them, lndeed, mr. Csuds, shall wshf EN-
IN No, sr, sm tot going "us dDwdyt TO please
- you or any bodY else. Gracious knows II
=" .nt oheu tia, ,ep over tho threshold H.
: deed might IS well be slare al once,
). better should say Bot WHEN do 60 out
D, N. Guide, chose 10 90 out ~ a. lady on
! that tsln--.il II lsh't enough 10 break IN the
h ~irduvs
- ,uuhl | d. look forward with IaIeal
a lomortow How | an To g. 70 mother I.
| AN sure ! ca.'i tell Bot u die III d. IT,
Mar, | WONT borrow an umbrella No, and
you shaut tuy one Mr. Csudle, II YOU bung
+ home another 1mhrcll', ~ throw II into the
ct street III hsy. my own umbrella OF nous
r. Al all.
~ llai and Il vas only last week that ha |
,r a new Wnlei pot 90 that umbrella. I'm sure
-. Il I'd hare known as Iu' b as do Do~, /.
- MS ht havs gone ~lttoai ono Tor me. Pay
e ia. iur lew Uoyzles, for olhfr psnpe 10 laug'
Cd, =, YOU. Ga, n's all very well lor yos---yu'
OF can 70 % s,eTp You've 10 thought Of VOC
~ t,our ps.ic ui wI'e, snd your own dcsI On,
=, i'en. Iou thiak Vi notaine bat lending 100.
- b,rllas
IS Ncn, dsed' Can 'h~msel'es lord, ~ 9,
N. creation pr-tiy lords When IiIey cam o.,
a! are Of an umOie,ls
-, kbow thal yak tomorrow viii be ''
4 ie.ih 81 me Not hats what So eat.
~ ,i,su vop va, GO ~ svLT ciub. And d. .t s
." hko-.-,ueG nicely mt poor ciildrsu A..
no us debut ihsn. ar ypvIA be Ltp.Y. a..
io' don't ,sl me kDor you will Ellv 500
b. never lsm Inc uu,hf+l.a.
he You nave 10 - on Thi.dsy about
en- summons and NJ oourse, ipu can, go. =
~. indeed ,ou dou'l go wlIhru, the uunre
:. Y,u m.v loose the 6eJ, for what ! care
son'i he 70 much az spoiing your netprs
W ',cller loose - I,eopls deserved loose &c IT.
." sln lend usrbre a.
tie And | shoald IKE 20 kno~ ho" am 70 re
~ To uothrts wiihDui ths pp1lreils IN o"'
b. 10. me that said would go hi9: n''h'H;
b. To- DO suh u noihlag a. al mn.
~. In neeirciIng hsr. sod nc h''le ""'h')
w,r. 90 haze We .hAnf hsve At all--'eee'u'e
he Tn. ej,tld,en. too Dssf ih'nrs' Ihs' II
NJ h ,o.,oi.s ~st. fof ihsy SHIN; ,Iap d hume
sg ..,h.v .a.nt l,oss t.e.I 's.f"ug, ~ o.
Iih ith,i, thsr all is,ye tnsm' I'm sure Do