The Ripley advertiser. [volume] (Ripley, Miss.) 1843-1897, 1845-10-25


CouRrsurP -UGcie SAM; CORE ponden;
Solomon Piper, thus describes a "Do.n East
courshp:-
seems from that, arter the old foxes was
gene he didn't say nohin, but jest sci a sym
and eroanin' as il be was IN great distress;
enough to brake the hart Of stun; uli Miss
Oiella took pity on his sutierins and ayed N
woodent he take sum peperment drops, ihlukn
be had the kswlic, or may be sumihn' wuss;
and then down he went on his mario bones
and told her il " assent tie stumick axe but the
hart axe he had, and nobody tu, she could cure
him. And then he swore dreadful oath that
he'd do sumhin' desperate fshe woodent have
him. Well, what do you think the gal dun!-
blushed all manner of kullers, and sed she'd
konsider onti-or told him she'd no idee of
changin' her si:ivation! No sch thing. She
looks him rite in the face and axes him. seq She
"A1aster Grub, does your mother knoW you're
OUT"
To WIpows, GRILL AND Wives The truest
way either 10 obtain good husband or keep
one SO, is to be good yours If. Never use a
lover III, whom you design 10 make your nus
band, lest he should either upbr aid you with it
or return il afterwsrd. Avoid both before and
after marriage, all thoughts Of governing your
husband. N. yer endesvor o deceive or ,mpo-
on his understanding (as some very foolish,y d )
TO try his temper, but Uea, him always, before
hand. with sincerity, and afterward with afec
ton and respect. Be no, over sanguire, beior
marriage, nor promise yourse felicity wi,tou
alloy. If you see fault pass i, over az a tuma
fralty-smooth your brow; compose your ten
per; and try to mend i, by cheeriulnes- and GOO
nature. Resolve every morning to be good n;
tured and cheerful that dav. and suffer no, 70,
husband. Dispute not with him. be the occ
sion what it may. Be assured woman's poy
er and happiness have no o, her foundation ;hs
her husbands esteem and love-p, eserve al
increase them. Always wear Your weddi,
ring; for there is more virtue IN II than is gen,
ally imnaeined. 10 yonr expenses and desi-
have due regard to his income and circu
s,ances.-Gal. Argus.
AN IMPORTANT Issue The future hor
prosperity, respect ability, usefu mess and b
pness Of one million Of young men, now liv
in the United States, depend on the Questtt
whether they drink intoxicating liquors or 4
TAKE WARNING "A mln in BROOKLYN
been sent to pri-on for trying to bite off vii
ears. Ladies who have no ears TO ssare IN
be cautious who they wed.-Yankee.
A Coon LEssoN.-The editor of a wild
circulated paper, being asked how and why
was led to the habit of filling his sheet W
short racy articles. replied that his object "
to secure readers and that be had prof ed We
essentially from the hint OF slave who said
could, without fatigue, hoe an acre of corn IN
day, If only planted in short rows! The hint
applied 10 newspaper contributors. and indie
to all, writer's and speakers. TAKE TINE TO
SHORT.
The Roman Catholic Church has built or col
secraed over thirty new churchesin the Unite
States within the year. The lumber Of mi
sionaries received from abroad during the sam
period is estimated at one hundred and tweIy
The Historical Society of Rhode Island hav
refused o receive the medal which Com. Ellio
has had struck in honor of Fenimore Coope
for the alleged historical justice which the la
ter hts awarded he former in his naval history