Baton-Rouge gazette. [volume] (Baton-Rouge, La.) 1819-1856, 1844-11-30

his clients do Gated In fllis country, il il
Tue client, aEd not the lawyer who puts his
eetiu;0 it,"
The following instance of the ruling passion
amid danger b perhaps unsurpassed
a gentleman, newly married, being in a
small pleasure boat Wiltllis wife, a storm arf-
slng, the fFail bark was tossed at lie mercy
OF tie Wind and waves. Tie wife ciupg.
s1fiekipg 70 her husband. eSclaining sc are
1ost! Nay, MY dear rci5ined ier husband.
who was an if%rcclaimabie punster, nay inv
Gear, how can we be LOST when we're one,'
on.)
HoFRfBLE GJFcUMsr8ScE.-A Scotch pa
per states, thar, some weeks ago, 4 Young
man named Tay.or, in port seized a timid
young WcmaGs on the bridge of Bracklin, near
Stirring, in a Jail wooden structure, which
stretched over a fearful ebasn, and forced
Der on the narrow footway, when she, fiji ter
rar, caught the rails, Which immediately rave
away, and bo.h were precipitated into HE A.
byss bel0W. Tie body Of Taylor, dreadruIIy
mapglel; was carried away by Tie stream.
The female was taken up aIi,e, but without
any prospect Of recovery.
HArRfuoNIAI.-' When I vas first mar.
ried,,'' said Toby Tramp, With a sigh, " was
20 fond Of Mrs. Toby Tramp, that She used
often 10 say she was really afraid i would eat
her up ; and 10 confess The truth, ] often wish,
nova days that had done so,'' Poor Toby
But i 10 doubtful, after all, whether the de-
youring process would have answered the pur-
pose. She might have " disagreed7 withhiln
then as much as she does now.
The English papers state, that a now cpl
demic has broken out among the cows in
Lancashire, the effect of which is, that their
nillk3ilI not mix with water.
THIS viii be more fatal TO the seller than
the consumer.
"Par, does the wordturn round4o
sYes, my dear it turns on its axis once in
twenty four hours"
GLOW often is that?g
"VYhy, once a day,
"WelI, thought sol for Nr.--goes
down % Bond8ville most every day with a
aa eie road, and hang on to
The ground to keep from failing Off"
4 young wonan aligbting from a stage
coach. when a piece ofribbohd from her bon
net fell into the bottom Of the carriage.
'You have left your bow behind,' said a
lady passenger. mo, haven't he's gone a
fishing iFinocentIy rejoined the damael.
cArcn1Se B1ouELoR.-"Why don't ysn
get married said a young lady, 10 a rather
elderly bachelor friend.
81 have been trying for the last ten years
70. fnl some one who viii be silly enough to
ilaye ms" was the reply.
guess you hayn3t be 2 up our way was
the lssiauatfng Fejoinder.
Apeyson was remarking the o,her day,
Show very cheap every hing has co."
"Not every thing" replied a friend.
NWhy. what is not9"
ssaVenan3
@Oh, { forgot i-vomen are always dear.p
PETgLANT D1scUssIox-"No Catherine,
said Patfick 70 his wife, ''yOu never catch a
lie coming out OF my mouth"
"Idu may well say That" replied Kate,
they fly out 80 fast that nobody can catch
theul.i
GROCERY, DELr, AND CHtNA-A lady
proud of Der rank and title, was ole day des-
canting on the superiority Of The nobility over
the rcstof mankind, 10 a large company of
%gisitofs. Says she.
q think We may very well compare the
three classes of people, nobility, gentry, and
S9ibptgA4&LAtFgt #tuG tIffEE EIdSSES III uEitkILG
utensils, chipa, dell aud cretkery.a
"a few minutes elapsed, when one Of the
company expressed a wish to see the lsdy's
little girl.
sI'ell tile maid. John said he 10 tie foot
man, TO bring the little dear"
The fellow, wishing tocxEose his mistress
ridiculous pride, cried, loud enough to be
heard byall the company.
8 Croekeryt bring down little China"
ytIsArisN RErIsED-We find the follow
ing go41g the rounds, without knowing to
wlemto credit ~:
VuFgarI'ak The rag otFthe bush"
Rehned--sRenloyiug The dilapidated linen
from off the intantiIe tree
Nuigar-.hloncy makes the pot buil.''
Rehned-I,he precious metals cause the
caaldran 70 effaryesce.
vulgar Money makes the mare go.r
Rcfned.-The circulating medium CON-
Pels the female RAG 10 absquatulate.
Nulgar-sA fool and his money is soon
pared"
Heiaed.-Phe partnership existing be-
tween a simple one and bis small change is
speedily dissolved.
Eulgar-{yh bat il bred III the bone cannot
come out Of the hesh.'
Reiaed--Fhat which is mafured in the
ossfted substance, cannot emanate from the
carneous man.
Vulgaf-F'elI the truth and shame the
degil.''
Rcine5-ProeIaim what is veracious and
cause DlaboIus 10 blush.
YulgW-'Eacb dog has bis day"
Retnsd-Each masculine Of the canine
species is emitted 10 the possession OF Que
dlarnaI revolution Of the earth.
Nulgar-"De Is your anxious mother know
yoa are cut g.
Reined-is your solicitous maternal guar
dian aware thai her offspring is abroad!
PRoFrr AND Loss.-A shopkeeper in Bos-
ton, who pretended TO sell goods extremely
low, made a practice OF telling his purchasers
that be lost money by every article he sold.
Il wonder much," said one oil bis custo-
spers, shat you continue in so bad a line Of
business"
"Oh," replied The shopkccper, Il couldn't
sand it al all, only lido 50 much Of l."