Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1844-08-07

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TO place further beyond, where none ever
- dwell,
Except those whose deeds7are too enormous
for hell. 9 ~ ~. II z ~. ss.12es
This part think has an allusion 70 your past
your present, and your future career. think
itrefers 10 the past, inasmuch as you have been
judged by the Democrats, and found unworthy
to be heard among them; at present you, are
among, the Wings, who preach the doctrines
of darkness, and soon afler the Presidential
canvass shall be over. you will belong 10 nel-
ther Wing nor Democrat; but ptiful object
you will wander about spurned by both. Ar
mold was priced by England no longer than she
needed his actual services against his own
country, and no longer will the Wings prize.
you; indeed they only keep you now TO dab
Bile in such low, filthy stuff, as that which they
cannot condescend to notice themselves. That
you are Coon beslobbered, Clay bedaubed,
low, filthy Editor, witness the vile slang which
yon would seek 10 shower on Chota, section
OF country filled with strong, active Polkats.
the ieeblest Of which can make the {" Fur fly"
from your old crazy Coon. il indeed any has
escaped the claws Of Carroll a, No Coon, the
Advertiser, or Anderson Gazette. Marlborough,
cannot look upon you as dothe most Of The
Coons; believe majority of them think they
are right in striving to secure Harry den in
Uncle Sans corn field; such Coons as these
have the interest of their country a, heart; they
build their nests in giant Expresses or towering
Poplars; whilst th"se like yourself are seen;
padding in Shiny mud, living on craw.fsh and
tadpoles. and denning with mnks and musk
RATS; this gives you an unsavoury scent-a
scent which the genuine Coons cannot long
endure.
Jabez Camfeld the young man who toasted
yon at the Red ill, which is the capital of Cho-
Ia, is mechanic by trade. residing in the bo-
rough Of Tickviei for aught we know, he is
sklIliuI, sober, honest and Industrious he has
forehead. | expect quite as prominent as
yours. and no doubt he would make as good an
Editor as you are. never saw him inlrude on
company, nor never knew him TO meddle
with other peoples business; it is trne he
thought that Lord Harry ought 10 reward ynu
10 that effect; and in doing this. did he exhibit
any symptoms of oddity or strangeness were
there not others who toasted public men on
that occasion? Did not some person say and
truly say that Pickens was worthy of being
our States Senator2 Was no, Nc Dufie toast
ed n Was not Calhoun and likewise olhers2
ed, fnr being mentioned. where the names Of
such men were; and should Clay reward you
with bob tail mule as dreamed he did, do
You ride him, and when he dies do yon skin
him, and when you are aboutto die, do You be-
queath his hide "a rich legacy TO your posteri-
ly." But shall not NEEDLE with yours and
Camield's affirs; bnt will merely say that the
reason why have addressed you was TO tell
yom my dream, 10 give you my interpretation,
and in conclusion to give you bit Of advice.
My advice to you is 10 divorce yourself from
the press, 10 prepare yourself with the instru-
mems necessary, and turn ont 10 mauling rails,
or ditching, or rowing boat, or currying hors-
es or backing boots, or some other employ.
ment. Nature never intended you for an Edi
Tor, then why should you strive TO accomplish
that which you never can If you are clean
and lank," or sqneamish in consequence of the
Clay vou have eaten, I invite You, before you
Chotn where, instead Of frogs, mushrooms
and tadpoes, we will give you chicken fix,
ings, -four doings, and egg preparations !" and
too we will give you par-boiled shoa, roast beer,
fryed meat, gravy, and now and then few
poke berries; ali of which is very good for
those who eal Clay, and might add indispen.
sable to those who would split fn task Of
rails. Be sure TO take full dose Of poke Der.
rics and scour yourself well before you come
among US, for we cannot endure the scent of q
CooE,
A SCHOOL Boy OF CHorA.
P. S. Most worthy Editor, if instead of COM
iEg to Chota. you should choose to kick up
dust, and show signs that you wish to fight,
will say to you that am ready for you. yes I
will fight with you, from the dawning of the
mornings light, till the decline ofthe evenings
sun and as we are both large, very large. no.
BILE, very noble men, presume, you will have
no objection to dscarding pistols, rifles, yau.
gers. swords and such like things, as are usually
resorled to by others, more feeble than our
selves aud that you will readily yield assent to
me, when say that our affair should be settled
BY the noble cannon; You can take your stand
in the fort at ST. Augustine, and will choose
The one on SuHivans Island; thus situated we
will take few cracks ut each other.