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Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1844-04-25
From rhe N. o. Picayunc.
A Bill Of Fare Not a Fair Bill.

AT the dinner table of one our principal hotels
yesterday-lt matters not which, names being I'M
necessary Tor our purpose-there sat two men, plain
IN their apparel and unpreending in their appear
ance. They seemed to enjoy with a keen relish
and healthy Appetite the good things set out be-
tore them, and paid their court to the wine with a
freedom that would have done credit to more ex-
perenced Jons rivanfs
Great house this, David" remarked one of
them.
Recon it u.s. said David; but find it plaguey
sight easier to eat their xins than it is to read em
in print"
Read 'em retorted David's friend sd scorn
to read EN- didn't come here to read, came
here to eat'
But how are we to come at the best feed !, said
David, ic we can't pick it out,
by doing rejoned his friend. 'iust as we do at
breakdown, when old Ned Morgan, the fiddler,
plays the Boston Beauties by beginning here
at the top, polnting to the head of the bill of fare)
leading down the middle, and taking turn at ev-
erything we meet as we 90 along
Good as wheatP said David-let us dig in ,
and without further ceremony they commenced
operations.
| 1t need not be told that they did ample justice
TO the several dishes of which they partook be-
sides drinking deeply of the wine. When they
had fully got through, smoked their cigars. talked
of their lucky trip down. and congratulated them
selves on the advantageous prices at which they
had disposed of their corn, they in staggering
'd-n the-expense' kind of tone called for the
bill. The waiter thinking they alluded TO the
bill Of fare, handed them one. On the back or
side, of every bill of fare there is the list Of wines
which the house is prepared to furnish, with the
price affixed to each The list of wines instead
Of the list of dishes, happened to present itself to
our western friend, and the waiior noticed tina,
in looking over it he became somewhat nerv
GUS
Three dollars is three, and two dollars and
fifty cents is five dollars an1.a half said he, aloud
and two dollars is seven dollars and a half and
three is ten dollars and alfand one fifty is twelve
dolars" sand here he flung the bill in a passion
ate manner before him on the table saying to the
waiter -looll here stranger, thought knew a
little Of cypherin'. but its huckleberrv above my
pc rsimmon to calculate that; besides, think it q
rascaIly ake.in, TO pile it on for all the wine my
friend and drank in that way. But don't ca r.
cuss send the boss here and If he SAYS I'm Ia
fork over for all the wine in that hill III do it
| reckon however. you needn't trouble yourself
to turn downs chair for me anymore Ofcours,
when I get up to Indiana can say that dinet
at this great hotel Your dinner, he added. sill
addressing the waiter, was fust rate--I'm read,
10 sign for that value received but the way vol
Il figure il out for the wine is a caution 7
The waiter who WIS now, for the FIRST time
permitted 10 disabuse bis guests, informed then
Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1844-04-25
Time il not Years.

| saw castle grim and grey,
Standing alone on the rocky way,
And crumbling slowly to decay,
L. Wondering stone appears;
And sparkling riIl danced on nearby
Bhhcly as ii had done for aye,
And it seemed TO me as j, 'gushed' TO cry,
oh, time is not Of years
! saw the pomp Of the lordly great,
Passing away from its ancient state,
Oblivion over their name and fate
Her sepuIchre appears;
Aud heard voice from the mighty past
Calling the names which forever last,
And shouting as loud as the winter blast,
oh, time is not Of years
saw girl in her beauty's prime.
Worn with the weight Of care and crime,
Lamonlng the waste of her girlhood's time
With Il woe too wild for tears
An old man, tossing child at play,
With silver hair, and an eye whose ray,
AS II glanced at the blue sky, seem to say,
'Oh, time is not of years
Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1844-04-25
From The Farmers Monthly Visitor.
LINE AS A MANURE.

Much labor has been exhausted in trying 10 as,
certain the best method to enrich and prepare the
ground so as to procure the best crop. After
using various kind. of dressing. none have proved
bill er than lime, for land on which cornis planted.
Lime has in itself many valuable properties
II gives suitable degree of heat to cause immedi.
ale vegetation it guards it from worms and in
secs that often destroy one-half OF the first planting;
il cause, an early and rapid growth, that ripens
the grain before the frost appears When lime is
used for other kind Of grain it has the effect
as on corn ii has also the valuable quality Of
guarding il against mildew. No grain so prepar-
ed, will suffer from this great evil, with which SO
many valuable fields have been DESTROYED
The best method OF using lime IT, to mix one
eight part with old barn manure then to be placed
in the hole with the corn When used for other
kinds Of grain il should be spread on the top
Of the ground altrr 1t is plowed, and narrowed
in with The grain. No one can fully estimate the
value Of lime for this purpose unless they try the
experiment. the average difference is from one.
third to one.half more by using the lime
II is also almost the only sure preventive OF YER
lan on fruit trees 10 this section of the country
lm1placed about the body ofthe trees in the SPRING
prevent their increase. Slack lime mixed with
soap and water, used as wash on the part Of the
tree where insects have deposited their eggs will
destroy them entirely. This has been proved by
the writer.
In many parts Of England they estimate the value
OF their land, in some proportion, TO hs hea'hess
10 lime kns, on accout OF the valuable properties
Of lime for dressing Our farmers should turn
their attention to the subject CLosE OrsEKVER'
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that he did not present them the bill Of fare as the
one which was to be footed that the whole
amount which they had to pay was--for dinners
81, and for wine $3.50
Everything was now acknowledged TO be righ,
and the the two Western men assured the waiter
tina, they would patronise the establishment when
they next visited the city
Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1844-04-25

A correspondent of the Bay State Democrat
gives the following account of the customary OBJ
servance of Sunday in New Orleans
The Sabbath in NewOrleans,a as general thing,
is very little regarded. Most kinds Of business
are carried on, on that day, as usual The prin.
ciple cause of this is that many who come here to
do business, come on speculation, with the inten-
ton of staying but short time, and for the pur.
pose of making money. This is their principal
object, and they do business as many hours and
as many days as possible. The Sabbath is obseved
more among the French,so far as business is con-
cerned but they devote more Of their time to
gameing, horse-racing, and other like anusemens
on Sunday. The military turn out here on Sun
day for parade Itscems to be an established
custom for the different companies to assemble on
lafayette square almost every Sunday morning at
ten O'clock and march through the city. The
dheren, theatres are open on Sunday evening,
aud it is always the best evening" in the week for
the managers the houses being generally well
filed The ball rooms are sometimes open on
Sunday evening, but not often There are fewer
churches in New Orleans than in any other city
in the United States in proportion TO the popua'
uon. They number about two Catholic, three
Episcopalians, one Baptist, one Unitarian.
Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1844-04-25

I alpays DO.--An Irishman and negro were
fighting few days ago in Philadelphia, and
while graphing with each, other, the irishman ex'
claimed
you black vagabond, halloa enuf; I'll fight
I'LL die
SO will l. sung out the negro Z alray, d0esl
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THE Neral
Published every Thursday Morning.
TERMs-rrR yEhR.

L,f siHc'y,on roHis. The sa5scrJors door si,75
Deicered IN packoges, or takea al the office, so
By mail SI5o
OHo months credit % cents added u nOitAen paid
Differed by The Village carrier, $500.
Noifo-tor ercvvJody: Encourage Your Own"
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We have heard such talk as follows between
ladies. wives and mothers; the wives Of educated
men, and persons who were called educated wo.
men.
The Woodstock age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1844-1845, 1844-09-26

A short story Of mor0l-A young
Yankee had formed an attachment for Il
daughter Of a rich old farmer, and after
getting his bonnie lassie's consent to 'aH-
nexalion,' he went to her father TO get hI>
md during the interview, which was awk'
ward one for Jonathan, he whitfield away
1t a stick The old man watched the move
ments of the knife at the same time con-
tinuing to talk upon the prospects of his
future son-in-law, that might be, until the
stick was dwindled down TO not hing. lie
then spoke as follows: "You have fine
property, You have steady habits, good e.
nough looking, but you can't have my
daughter Had you made something no
matter what, of the stick you've whitfield a.
way. you could have had her; as it is, you
cannot. Your property will 90 as the
stick did, little by little, until all is gone,
and your family reduced TO want. have
read your true character; you have your
answer"
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THE WOODSTOCK AGE,
lSPUBLISHED
L ' L X I TIL l RSDAY EVENING
AT WOODSTOCK ,vERM MONT.
ELM STREET, OPPOSITE THE BANK.
u T. II NJ S.


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an and after November Isl, Passenger Trains will
~ daily, SUNDAYS eNceptcd) in connection with the
Boston and Lowell, and Nashua and Lowell Railroad as
follows:
Leave Boston at "A. NJ. II A. NJ, and s 7. NJ
Leave Concord at "a A, NJ, Ia A. NJ, and i. NJ,
Trains from intermediate places will run as iolows,vz
Up TRAINS,
Leave Iuwell nj III A,M - III r. ", and Ia pm
Nnshnn nj \. NJ, r. NJ, nnd r. ".
s. Manchester 93-l \, VI, "a r. NJ, aud ia Pm.
nr Immediately on the arrival nj the ours from Boston
DOWN TRAINS
Leave Manchester ~ 4, NJ, IL NJ, and 33'4 r.M'
Nashua al & l-2 A. NJ, l-l N. ana d-i r. NJ
Lowell Mt Ia 4. NJ, p. NJ, ana l-2 p W.,
or Immediately the arrival ol the cars rom onnooru'
he second train from Concord arrives in Boston ~ sen
son for Passengers 10 take the O'Clock tram To New ORR
The road connects with the Boston ANA MAINE hn'I'
rOi that Passengers may pass hciWlNt Concord la
verhill Excite, Dover and Portland either WAY ddlS.
STAGES Immediately on the arrival ol the hrSl Tram NJ
concord leave by various routes for lopkinon,New"T'
ImreniOnt and Windsor; for Lebanon md inn0yc'Ph M
nulh and Inyerill; Crnunn md Oror Meredith Bridge
Centre lnrh0r md the white Mountains, On the see
aud dn, from BOsnn, Stages reach ROyultOn Mldchurl
Montpelier aud Burlington connecting there win tht
Stcnmboa line to Montreal ind by Steamboat and Stbe'
To Ogdcnsburgh Stages also run from llnNtrl 10 Slh
,icnd connecting there with Stages to Montreal Numrr
other stages connecting with the Concord Ra koad
10 the principle towns in New Hampshire, Vermont
ind the Cana,ius
Stages duly from Franklin and Sandh0rnton to The
II O'Clock train, returning after the arrival oiht second
train from Boston.
The Woodstock age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1844-1845, 1844-09-26
CHESTER ACADEMY.

'TNilE Fall Term of this institution will commence
! Wednesday the ith at September, aud continue d
weeks. The uneNnmpled prosperity OF the school, In,
enabled lis friends use such efforts Ne will warrant
facilities Tor learning that given in no other school Ia
The vicinity. The Board OF Instruction for the Term
is the following;
l.. Ranney. A. n. A. Rnnney. A. H., Associate Prin
rpals. Miss T.. X. Prescott Prrcepiress and ieuche-
Music. Miss ~ &. Gibson, Assistant Precoptress Mrs
$. silsby, teacher of Vocal Music.
The hundred dollars worth ofnew Apparatus has been
received the Term. Lectures each Tuesday and Fri
,ay evening.
Boar,I etcndins NAV he obtained at 81 90 per veel
including room wood, lights and washing, 81 25 TO
Tuition. the in other neishborng institutions.
Chester. Aug. 6, lsi4 722sy
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commander of the cohort addressed his
brother officer. i
'We we're just in time, ! see. heard
on landing, that there was riot IN the
CITY, and the cause: and galloped at
once hither We are to-day arrived
from Italy, and bring important news
Diocletian is dead, and the prosecutions
against the Christians are to be stopped.
1t is well we came up as we did
lie would have spoken further, but, at
this instant, his attention was arrested by
shrek from the prisoner and HE men
| ton of his own name. lie turned quick
" around, and for the first time his eyes
fell on the maiden. Quick as lightning
he leapcd from his horse, llInging the
bride to the nearest bye-s'andcr, and
rushed towards her.
Julian 'Antonyl' were the mutual eX-
CARNATIONS of the lovers as they fell into
each others arms; for it was the Numd-
ian hunter, now risen to high rank, who
had thus opporlunely arrived to rescue
| his mistress.
Language would be too weak to des-
crbe that meeting. In haste the lover
ordered chariot to be brought for julia,
and by his commands she was conveyed
to the house of the prHtor, whose wlle
took charge of the orphan girl lhe III,
tellgence of Dioclctian's death spread
with inconccivable rapidly; and those
we're favorable to the Christians, now
spoke boldly out, The great mass ofthe
influential citizens, as usual, sided with
the new order or things. The tide of O.
pinion turned. AID the mob finding their
asccndcncy over, sullenly submitted, like
wild beasts confined to the limits of their
care and restrained from HARM
The young officer himself soon became
a Christian, his conversion to that faith
being doubtless attributable to the exam
pie aud arguments of Julia.
On the pleasant shores of the Numld-
an bay stand the ruins of a once splendid
palace. Tradition says that there lived
the Christian maiden and her puissan'
husband, the hero and heroine of our sto-
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FURNITURE.

V,IIE undersigned would inform the citizens OF wood
| stock and vicinity that ho has purchased me enIle
interest Of l. NJ and g, Fisher in the Cabinet business,
md NAV he found at ali times at the shop pleasant
street where there will be kept on hand as good an MS
sortment Of furniture rs be found in the Slate, which
will he sold cheap for cash or short credit.
Those DESTROYS Of purchasing will do well to examine
themselves beore purchasing elsewhere, MS they can
not fail OF heing suited.
Grain, Lumber and most kinds OF farming produce Ia
ken in exchange for furniture. GEO. FISHER
Woodstock, July Goth, 1874. 2lS II
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SWALLOWING THE EvIDENCE.-SalIorS
are provcrbally grumbers, and even when
well treated are apt TO find fault, Their
provisions good or bad, and sometimes
they are bad enough in all conscience, fur
nish an everlasting subject of complaint;
they are never so good as they were last
wye. We lately met with an anecdoie
Of Judge Peters of Philadelphia, having Il
bearing on this subject, which is too good
to he lost.
Complaint was made to,he Judge, in be-
half of the crew of vessel who had made
voyage to some port in Russia, that the!
had been furnished with bad prosisIons.-
While the counsel for tue seamen was al
guing the cause, one Of them stepped Tor
ward and drawing from his pocket,a piece OF
bread, the color of brown soap, presented
it to his honor as Il specimne other fare
70 persons accustomed to fue wheaton
loves it appeared disgusting indeed, and
the bys,anders, one and all, shame to fill
mems stomachs!wilh such unwholcsome alt
ment.
The Judge applied the bread to his nose
and finding nothing in it offensive to hi
ollaclory nerves, was tempted 10 taste ii; he
nbibIed illepiece, it tasted well, and
took large bite. The counsel proceeded
At much length though the dinner hour
was fast approaching; and, as he rounded
the periods. the Judge nIbbled round the
black buiscuit until no more remained.-
At this moment the sailor stepped up, and
with a coun,enance in which was depicted
real distress, said, why, you have eaten
my best witness Yes said the lawyer,
have been rcmnrking that the judge has
been swalloming the best eridencc as well
as the law Never mind replied hi,
honor as if awakened from dream, i am
The better able to d'gtst your caase;' So
saying he rose, and ordering the libel to
De dismissed, went home to his dinner.
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ReAHE4EN,S
MAGICAL PAIN EXTRACTOR.

THE WONDER AND BLESSING OF THE AGE.
5EJNDREDS ofthonsands of people have proved
II aud all confess il an entire master OF pain swell
ing, sore pile sore eye, and cvery inaabe affection
Five minutes VIII c0nrnccH any one thai pain BIS burns
ANA ,caIdS are indeed trivial. (Scc pamphlcrs) 1t is
duty To tell all men this salve is blessing is Gamble
nj saving all pain nnd even life when every other remedy
known and the faculty is USELESS Every family Will use
II. Wicked low wrctchcs are cOunerleltng it, and by
their trash much life will be lost aud suffering endured
With dend like clirontcry they pretend It to he genuine
II H. DALEY sno written on each hOX, Magical Pain
Eiracloris genune avoid poison useless and dan.
gcrous,
The following persons agents for the sale the gem
ulnc article in Vermont:
;. j. Allen, WoOkstocki Potter and Parker. Pownal;
VI. H.. =. : Scott, Bennington; s =. rcck East Ben.
nlngton in Bennington County, r. Chills A o. smith,
Wilmington; Perry y Dexter Dover; Nah'l Cheney Ir
Townshrndi David 7. Gushing, CWulrdgport, Windhnni
County Joseph liadcN Of 50. Chester; Sharwin Rich.
Wdson, Chester |. Thompson Il Co., Springfield;
lnrtlot Whitcomh, Weahersied; Dan'l Init ~ Sors
THltsvillei o Bailey, So. Woodstock; Walton Brow II
Felchyllti DAVIS Wheeler, CuycRdahi Geo h. Moul-
ton, Bridgcwuter. 2ll Cm
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POETRY
THE, MARINERS HYMN.
ny MRS. SoUTHEY.

N
Launch thy bark, mariner
Christian, God speed Thee
lie, loose the rudder-bnnds--
Good angels lead thee;
Set thy sails wnr'ly,
Tempcsrs " i'll come
Steer thy course readily;
Christian, steer home:
Look to the wcather-bow,
Breakers are round thee;
Lei fall the plunnet now,
Shadows may ground thee
Reef in thy loresliI, there!
Hold the helm fast!
so--Iet the vessel wear
There swept the blast.
"What of the night, walchman'
What of the nlght:'
"Cloudy--aII quiet
No hand yct-,-all's right
BE wakefuI, be NlglIanl,
Danger may be
At an hour when all seemcIh
Securest 10 thee.
How gains the leak so fast
Ola, ant the hold
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The Pleasures of anticipation Tab
llha, dear, said loving husband to his
loyal spouse, who was several years the
junior, "what do you say to moving to
the Vest" "Oh, Pm delighted with the
idea. You reccollcct when Mr. Morgan
moved on there, he was as poor as We
are, and he died in fhroc ycars north a
hund,rd Thousand dOHarsi"
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4 -
RANDOLPH DISTRICT, den ut probate, Office Ia
Chelsea, within and TOR shid District the 18th day Of
August l6i4 present, the Hon, Levi Villas Judge.
A Instrument pnrporting to be the last will and tesla
"A mcnt of JOSEPH THATCHER late Ofrunhr!dsc in
said district deceased, being presented to The Court
here by Ina Atwood OF WoOdstOck-the executor therein
named for prnbac il is ordered by said court, that all
persons concerned therein, he notified appear
sion O stnc court be holden at the Probate Office in
Chelsea, the 4h Monday lOf September lsi4, show
cause, any'thcy may have, against the probate Of said
will Tor which purpose, il is further ordered that COPY
Of the record ulhs order be published three weeks
cessiveiy in the Woodstock Age printed Woodstock in
this State, as soOnus may be, A true copy Of record.
o26.3w PIlLANDER PERRIN, RegsstCr.
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DisrRIcr Of WIND"oR--s.s. ( held at Windsor with.
in and for said Ds,sic the third dav Of September
d, 5ll. Present the Hon. THOMAS f. HAMMOND
Judge.
A II instrument purporng to he the las, will and ,es-
"a lament Of Benjumin Brown late OF Cavendish in said
district deceased, being presented to the here by
Walton Brown the executor therein named for probate
is ordered BY said conr, that all persons concerned
iheren he notified To appear at session Of said court TO
he held al the Inn ot e. Dyke in Weahersfeld in said
district, the first Tuesday of October A. D. ls44 and
show causa ttany they may have against the probate
oi said will for which purpose ii is rlhar ordcrd that
copy Of the record of This order be published three weeks
stld SUITE, It's soon rs ma br, copy of record.
426@w THOMAS +. HAMMOND. Judge.
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A gipsey woman promised to show two
young ladies' their husbands faces in pail
Of water. They looked and exclaimed,
"Why, we only see our faces" Well"
said the gipsey, those faces will be your
husbands when YOU are married."
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COMMISSJONER'S NOTICE.

III l., the subscribers being appointed by the Hon tie
w Probate Court for the District ot Hartford Com
mssioners. receive examine und adjust all claims and
demands Of all Persons against the estate OF IAMAN
BOCKWAY late of Norwich in said District, deceased,
and all claims and demands exhibited IN ohset thereto,
ard six months from this date being allowed Tor that
purpose. hereby give notice that will attend 10 the
business OF our appointment at the late residence OF the
deceased in said Norwich the first Wednesday In
October, November and February next
CiiESTER ChRpEMTER,} Comni,siorers>
JASPER CARPENTER, 0'''"''s','"'''
August 7th. A, d. 1874 226-3w
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STRAIGHTFORWARD SUPPORTER.

DliSlCIANS and INvALIDS call Mt DR. s. J. AL
L Lens and examine Dr CRANES Patcn. Spino.Ab
dominal supporters which designed Tor relief and
support in weakness and disorders Of the back or
spine and abdominal support.
Also, his patent Spinal supporters designed for reoplo
Of seleniary habits, STOPPING posture, round shoulders
&c ,onng ladies and misses confined in school seam
students, merchants clerks bookkerpcrs und
mechanics, who are occupied or less with sedrnry
pursuits viii receive great benefit from the use of this ~
parHlUs.
The above instruments ara manufactured and for sale
by ID. NJ SMITH " co Springfield yt-also for snle BIZ
DR. D. J. ALLEN, Woodstock. 2oI.Cw
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Ho,r 10 apoid Quarrets-The late Mr.
John Jones being asked by friend, "IIow
he kept himself from being involved in
QUARREL" replied, "By letting the angry
person have all the quarrel to himself"