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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1844-11-22
PEOUGHS

of the most improved patterns We have perfect
confidence in saying Ia the Public, that We are in
possession oil the best PIoughs now in use ;--Amung
which, are BESJASIS MARTISs IMPROVED EAeLE
Premium PLoUGH, which took the first premium OF
$1,000 on the trial OF Pioughs had At the Agricul-
tural FAIR, at Worcester, Oct gth. lolI and like
wise received diploma from the Agricultural Soc-
ETY. in Windham Counly,Vt Numerous certificates
might here be introduced, from respectable gentle
men, to the merit of the Eagle Plough IN all
kinds OF land, rough, stony, interval, Nc.-But,
we put the article upon its avn merit, and say to
the Farmer, take them, and after lair trial. IT they
do not answer the recommend, return them aud M
sale. Also. b Martins NEWLY IMPROVED
SlDE-lilLL PLOUGH, g cd article. We have
also the WORCESTER PATrERS. HowARD's IM-
PROVED, WReHr's PATTERN and finally, we have
nearly all the Plough patterns which are to be
found in New England.
We have B. Martins Highly Improved Cul,iva
tor, perfect article.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1844-11-22
DISSOLUTION.
TEVHE firm of RIPLEY & CLARK is by mutu-
Il al consent dissolved this Oc.. 3lsi, 1874.
PHYLANDER T. CLARK,
JOHN B. RIPLEY.
Factory Notice.

Factory Notice.
The Factory lately moved on by RIPLEY &
CLARK will be CARED on as heretofore in all it's va
rious branches, by me, and having engaged Mr.
John b. Ripley, my late partner, for length of
time to assist me, with other very experienced
workmen, do trust the same very liberal patronage
heretofore extended will be given to the Bratleboro
Wooden Factory.
ALL PERSONS having cloth due them for
Wool will please 10 call aud receive il. Also, wool
in any quantity received for manufacture, and
Flannels dressed in first rate order
PHYLANDER T. CLARK.
Bratteboro, Nov !, 1874 IL
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1844-11-22
@Now i'm store,

ID ICH Chusans, Parssans, Zenobians. Chame-
~ Icons, Romelias LuneiHs, plain aud fig d
Apaccas, aud other stuff goods endless variety,
tor ladies' cloaks aud dressrs. making as good IN
assortment can be found in the County Of Wind
ham, aud shall be sold cheap the cheapest.
-ALsO--
Splendid new styles Prints, together with good
assortment OF Glnves, MItts. Hosiery. Shawls.
Ribbons, beautiful plain and hugl- Gimps, Silk
Girdles. with splendid new styles NJ d LANES, all
fresh and nee for the TALL and WINTER trade.
The ladies are particularly invited L. call and
exainine the above, assured that prices shall be
satisfactory Call som aud rxamnr this beautiful
them at all times.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1844-11-22
Raggage Wagon for Troy.

G III. & Fl. BRIDGE
e -. win run a Baggage
kESisSa5zzd- EScS q. Wagon from BrattleboTo
EfSl Ess b ~ ~ 10 Troy every week, leav-
Sfsss & szksk ing BTattleboro on Mon
"a. day.
Freight taken to and from Troy, at so cts.
per hundred. tfi'f F'il7fT7l
pJ-The Office Of the Old Trov md Erie
Line, is at the corner OF River and State street,
Troy, where all orders and Freight by the a.
bove conveyance, Should he directed. fa q
brattleboro, May LIST, 1884, ~ g9e, tf Sc
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1844-11-22
Sash, Doors, & Blinds.

THE subscriber has on hand, and will make
IL 10 order, all sizes and qualities of Sashes,
Doors and Blinds, plain and fancy, manuiactu-
red at The old stand lately occupied by Starkey
g. Morse, in Messrs. Hines g. Newman's Ma
chine Shop.
Aso-kept constantly on hand for sale, first
and second quality Pine Lumber. When not
otherwise engaged, the subscriber will take
Jobs for framing or finishing buildings of any
kind, either in or out of town. All work war
ranted, and done in good workmanlike manner.
SEWALL MORSE.
Bratteboro, April 10, ls44. 1888
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1844-11-22
To the Gentlemen.

PLAIS and fgd Beaver aud Pho, Cloths, some
rare Bargains Broadcoths, CassiInrres, Vestngs.
s"mr very rich styles; rich Scarls and Cravats,
Gloves. WrislIels, Muflers, Velvets and Vel
veterns, with other things too numerous 10 par
Notwithstanding an assortment well worthy the
attention Of purchasers. Don't forget the place,
al ISAAC CIRCUITS.
Puiney, Sept. p, 1874 8
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1844-11-22

Payment may be made at the Treasurer's office,
NO 10 Merchants Exchange, State Street, Boston !;
at the Bunker Hill Bank at Charlestown; the
Waltham Bank at Waltham; the Concord Bank at
Concord the Fitchburg Bank at Fitchburg; the
Ashuelot Bank at Keene, N. H. and the Bank of
Brattleboro Mt Bratteboro, VT
THOMAS WILEY, Treasurer
Fitchburg r. r. Company.
Boston, July 3, 1874. % 40
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FOR RENT.

ENOR one or more years, the Store formerly &C.
Il cupied by A E. Dwinell, next door South Of
the vermont House. Possession given Immediately.
Apply to EDWARD KIRKLAND.
Bratileboro, June Ilth lS44 42tf
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1844-11-22
Caps! Caps I!

MUTTON & CLARK have the largest and
~ best assortment # Fur, Fur Trimmed, Cloth,
and Glazed Caps. to be found in this vicinity.
Oct. %, 1874. ia 10
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1844-11-22
WANTED.

IN exchange for my goods or work, 100 cords
u good HE.MLOCK WOOD, and 20 barrels Of
SOAP PHYLANDER T. CLARK.
Brattleboro, Nov. !, ls44 IL
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We also design to keep general assortment
PARLOR a. BOX STOVES

of desirable patterns, FIRt FRAMES. aud CALDRoS
KETTLES, general assortment of Hollow WARE,
PIPE, CART and Common BoxEs, FIRE Docs, GRIp
lRoSs, SAD IRoSs, FmcrIoS RoLERs, TuBEs for
WooD AcquEDUcTs, &c. &c. &c &c.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1844-11-22
Brattleboro, April 10, 1914.
BUFFALO ROBES.

~ G. HALL has for sale 100 Robes, compri-
NJ sing common, extra, Rocky Mountain, and
Painted, cheap for cash. TOct. %.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1844-11-22
CUTTING.

Mr. Franks is ever ready TO cut garments of all
descriptions, at the shortest notice and in the best
manner Brattleboro, October &, 1874.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1844-11-22
The Fttchburg Rail Road
COallp0Ny.

NJ Office is hereby given that the following as
L ' sessnents of ten dollars ON each share in the
Capital Stock of the Ftehburg Railroad Company
have been levied by the Directors, payable TO the
Treasurer, and at the following dates, viz
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PANTALOONS.

consisting of Broadcloth, black and plain, figured
striped aud plaid Cashmere, Buckskin, SalIine,l
&c choice selection of
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1844-11-22
PALM LEAF.

THNHE subscriber has quantity of Palm Leaf on
Il hand, and wishes TO get the braided, for
which he will pay the highest price.
ii. E. BAKER.
Fayetteville, Sept %, ls44. 5
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1844-11-22
MATER WHHHLs.

We have all the different sized patterns of An
derson's Patent Water Wheel, all kinds of Gearing
for Brest Over-shot and Tub Wheels, &c &c.
FACTORY AND MILL GEARING.
We will make to ORDER all kinds of Mill Cranks,
and Spindes. Mill and Factory Gearing, Of which
we have good and general assortment Of patterns,
all nearly new and of the most approved styles
AND FINALLY, all Castings done to any pat
tern. furnished ON short notice and patterns for
Mill Gearing of common use, furnished free of
expense
All orders for any Of the above work, will be
thankfully received and promptly attended to, and
warranted TO give satisfaction.
NEWTON & BROWN.
Hinsdale, N. Fl. Oct 1874 sw9
Sentinel of the valley. [volume] (Woodstock, Va) 1841-1848, 1844-04-25
"Circulate the Documents!!''
A FAIR PROPOSITION

The time is near at hand, when the
freemen of our country will be called
upon TO elect President. Two parties
divide the people-each has its candi-
date for the presidency. The federal
whig party support the claims of Henry
Clay, whose principles and measures
have been SO often and SO unaualitiedly
denounced by the people. But another
desperate struggle is TO be made to re-
-instate the federal party, and bring a.
gain into existence the obnoxious mea-
sures of that party. No stone will be
left unturned, no strategem unemployed,
to accomplish their purposes. And shall
the Democratic Republican party be in
active and less vigilant in supporting
the glorious and time. honored doctrines
that distinguish it from the federal party /?
In view of the relation which we sus-
tain to the good cause, we propose to
furnish the SENTINEL to the citizens
Of this and the adjoining counties, for the
pdsce of SEVEN MONTHS, common
menclng tie Cd of 11ay neat, for the sum
OF ONE DOLLAR, IN ADVANCE
we nave an abundant supply of docu-
ments on hand, which will be spread be-
fore our readers at the proper time--and
we have an exchange with Republican
and Wing papers, which will enable US
to lay before our readers the movements
upon the political chess board, through
out the country. We expect also to have
the aid OF the pens Of some Of our citi-
zens, IN disseminating the proper infor
nation among the people.
Any postmaster, or other person, who
will furnish us Twelve subscribers, ac,
companled with the money, shall receive
a copy gratis. Those who are now sub
scribers, who shall pay up all arrearages
will receive the paper upon the sam,
erms with new subscribers.
Sentinel of the valley. [volume] (Woodstock, Va) 1841-1848, 1844-04-25
Fashionable Goods.
Consisting. IN part. Of

-Consisting, IN part, Of
Cloths of every kind; cassimeres; KY. Jeans
Caslnetts: variety of yestngs: fannels
Cotton yarns of different numbers
Domestic cottons, fine assortment
Alpacas of different kinds; handkfs
An assortment of new style calicoes, cheap
Ladies and gentlemen's gloves; Irish linens
Glnshams, checks, ticking, twilled cotton
osnaburgs; worsted and silk cords & bindings
Suspenders. COMBS, buttons. sc.
supply of boots and shoes, fvarious sorts
splendid assortment of HATS, consisting of
latest style beaver. Russia. and several cases
iur hats, at low prices: glass, nails, &c.
Hardware, queensware, groceries, stationery,
medicines, and other articles
- The above goods were purchased with
cash--are entirely neW--and will be sold very
low for cash. And it is the desire of the UNI
designed to adopt, as far as is practicable, the
cash systeni-and those in search Of bargains
would do we'll to give him a call. lie re-
specfull solicits the public to give him a call.
COUNTRY PRODUCE will be taken IN ex-
change for goods, at cash prices.
JOHN C. KERN.
January 4, 1844.
Sentinel of the valley. [volume] (Woodstock, Va) 1841-1848, 1844-04-25
T. w Ar VAL OF
Fall S llDintRr 6nnnS.


THE subscriber has Just returned from the
! care and labor, his fall and winter supply of
were purchased under favorable c:rcumstanc
signed is determined to sell them at very NIX
dealers. In short, it is his determination to
elsewhere. The public and his friends genel
and examine his stock, which consists in part
Wool dyed. black, blue. invisible green, wav.
ed, beaver and pilot cloths; overcoat clothes.
diamond, ribbed and plain satinetts; blue,
black, ribbed and fancy cassimers, Kentucky
Jeans; satin, swansdown, silk, tabBy & merino
vestings; gentlemen's bombazine stocks;
square tt,bl'k $ white Victoria cassmeres.
black Italian and mous1in de lain cravats man
keen: blanket and thibet shawls and dress
hdkfs; changeable striped and fg, alpaca sur
ges; horences; plain, satin and taffata ribbons:
new style neck and bonnet DO silk and wors-
ted coat cord and bindings; white and cold
Grape and Grape lsse, merinos and bomba-
zines; tweed, for pants; hat-crape, bandana
flag, and PONCE silk hdkfs; linen cambria and
linen hdkfs; white and black fig. and plain
bobinetts; thread, silk anc Dobinett iaces and
edgings; NOUS. worsted. hesllin AMI beaver
gloves, thibet, berlu, cotton and thread do.
ladies' worsted and silk mitts: All assortment
of bonnets Of latest fashion; uew style calicoes,
an extensive assortment: manchester and
earlston ginghams: alpaca aprons: Irish linen.
colored and white Canton hannels- red and
Sentinel of the valley. [volume] (Woodstock, Va) 1841-1848, 1844-04-25

Wool-dyed. black, blue, inyis. green, waved,
beaver and pilot cloths
Diamond, ribbed and plain satinetts
Blue, black, ribbed and fancy cassimeres
Kentucky jeans and fulled lirseys
Satin, swansdown AMI merino vestings
Gents satin and worsted scarfs and stocks
Black Italian and mouslin de lain cravats
Blanket, tagliona. IN. de'lain and Tibet shawls
and dress hdkfs; fig. oiiennes, tarsian and
Grape do; pekin. new article for diess
Changeable, striped and fig. alpaca surges
Modes and assuto fiorences; plain, satin & taft.
ribbons; new style neck and bonnet do
Silk and worste1 coat cord and bindings
White and colored Grape and Grape lisse
Merinos and hombazines; green berage
Hat Grape; tartatans; bandana. flag and PONCE
Silk hdkfs; white 8. blk fig. &iplaln bobinetts
Thread, silk and bobinett laces & edglngs
Sentinel of the valley. [volume] (Woodstock, Va) 1841-1848, 1844-04-25
Important to Bankrupts.

at d District Court ofhe United States for the
Weste,n District Of Vnginia at Sdunton
October 4th; 1843.
ARDERED, That notice be given by the
OClerk of the Court through the newspa-
papers published in the Western District of
Virginia, to all persons pettioning the Court
for the benefit OF the bankrupt law, thatat the
May Term next, no case in bankruptcy will be
longer continued for the want of the proof of
the publication of any notice that may have
been required to be published, or for the re-
port of any Commissioner in bankruptcy; or
for the report of any Assignee in bankruptcy,
unless some cause, good and sufficient,and other
than the nonpayaaent ofthe fees that may be
due for such publication of notice, or for the
report of any such Assignee, be shown to the
Court; and that all cases in which there shall
be no proof of the publication as aforesaid, or
the report of any commissioners as aforesaid,
filed, merely because the fees therefor shall
not have been paid, will be dismissed by the
Court. Copy-Teste,
N. X. TROUT, ID. c.
October 10, .s4S. So s
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MOORE NEW GoODs.--sIBERr&
I'VE DINGES have just received another
supply of Brown Cottons and Osnaburgs-
Candle Wick, Silk and Cotton Hdkfs. Silk
Coat Cords, Buttons, Spool Cottons, Cling
hams, Swiss Muslins, Laces, Footings, &c
All,which viii be sold cheap for cash.
February l. 1874
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Our
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Sentinel of the valley. [volume] (Woodstock, Va) 1841-1848, 1844-04-25

Nous, worsted, hoskin and beaver gloves
Tibet, berlin. cotton and thread do
Ladies' worsted and silk mits
Victoria bonnets and comforts; alpa. aprons
Manchester and earlston gnghams
New style calicoes; Irish linen
Colored and white canton Aannels; red and
White aannels; silk and gemp edgings
Suspenders, combs. buttons, slets
Bro. and bleached cottons, twilled cotton
Check, tickings. osnaburg, cotton yarn
Ladies', misses, and children's shoes
Mems and boys brogans-hats, bonnes
Mems coarse and kip boots, nails, steel
Buffalo, list & fixed over socks; window glass
TOGETHER WITH
Groceries, queenswMe. hardware, books and
Stationery, medicines, and all other article
usually kept i'll country store.
&c. &c. &c. sc. c.
Sentinel of the valley. [volume] (Woodstock, Va) 1841-1848, 1844-04-25
A FRESH SUPPLY OF
f a & WinterG Coco S /.

! to which they respectfully invite the atten-
ton of all who are in search of New & Cheap
Goods. The following is a part, viz:
Blue, Wool-dyed. Invisible Green, Cadet,
! Tweed aud Beaver Cloths; Cassineres, SAITH
nets; Satin, Swansdown, Yalentia and Merino
Vestngs; Merinos, black Alpaca figured do:
rich colored Silks, black Martiona Lust'g do.
/ Alpaca Aprons, black and white TIA. Grapes,
Calcos, Earlstop and Manchester Ginghams,
Irish Linens, Nouslin de Lains, Bonnet and
Cap Ribbons, Bonnet Silks, Silks, Silk Pocket
Hdkfs, Linen Cambria do, Ladies' and Mis-
ses' Silk snd Worsted Mitts, Gents. Gloves,
Stocks. Scarfs, Comforts, Nets for Caps-La
dies Kid and Filet Gloves, Worked Collars,
Colored Cambrcs, Brown Holland, Colored
Canton Flannels, Red and White Flannels,
Plaid and Plain Jackonets, Plain and Figured
Swiss Muslins, Grape Leasc-Edgings, Laces
and Insertings, black Lace-Russia Sheeting,
Fulled and Plain Linseys-Dl ess shawls, Cas-
simere, Lama, Merino, Blanket, Tibbet,W COL,
NJ. de Lain and FALSELY Shawls-Cassimere
Worsted and Cotton Hose-Suspenders-
Combs, Buttons all kinds-Marseilles Quilts
Ingram and Girthing Carpeting Brown and
Reached Cotton, Osnaburgs, Twilled Cotton,
Bed Ticking, Checks-Plaid Cottons. Also
800 lb. Cotton Yarn from No. 5 TO Is. Also
Ladies' Misses and Children's Shoes-Men's
Boots and Brogans, Boys do-Hats, Caas &
Bonnets-Nails, Steel, Hoop Iron-S Cut and
Mill Saws-Window Glass &c. &c. &c. with
Sentinel of the valley. [volume] (Woodstock, Va) 1841-1848, 1844-04-25
JANUARY 4, 1914.

THNHE undersigned having come TO the de-
IL termination to change their mode of do
ing business, and to commence with the above
date to sell goods for cash or 10 punctual GUS
toners on sic months tiaae-and in selling to
such at six months, we charge The same pri>
ces as if the cash we've paid down. At the
nme of purchasing, persons buying goods on
SIX months time and at cash prices, must be
punctual in paying. or we charge our usual
profits. We deem this method of doing bust
ness necessary. owing to the exigencies of the
times, and have no doubt it will meet the
views of all those who expect TO pay for
goods-and in adopting this method of doing
business, lre aredefermined not IL be undersold.
Persons wishing to purchase goods,will please
call and test the fact. Our stock of goods is
large and selected with great care, ond worthy
the attention of those who are in search Of
good and cheap goods. We tender our sin
sere thanks for past encouragement. and hope
by a disposition 10 please and give good bar
gains, to merit continuance octhe same.
Country produce taken in exchange fol
goods as heretofore.
SIRERT 81 DJNCFS.
Sentinel of the valley. [volume] (Woodstock, Va) 1841-1848, 1844-04-25
DIR. Hepty's Tooth-ache Drops.

YByHE CELEBRATED MUSCOVIT7US
III DROPSwill cure the most nveterate
tooth ache in TWO MINUTES. They will
also preserve the decayed teeth for the future,
and remove the Scurvy and Tartar without the
use of an instrument. For sale by
WALTON & RODEFFER.
Sent.7. 1915.
Sentinel of the valley. [volume] (Woodstock, Va) 1841-1848, 1844-04-25
Groceries, Queensacaye, Hardware, Books,
Stationery, Medicines, &c, Sc, &c.
COUNTRY PRODUCE

COUNTRY PRODUCE,
Such as wheat, rye, oats, corn, green and
dried apples, dried pears, peaches, cherries
lard, pork, tallow, butter, eggs, faxseed, bees
wax. buckwheaf, honey, soap, wool. -four
potatoes, venison, deerskins, and many other
articles of trade, taken for goods.
He returns thanks for past fayors, and is
determined TO use every effort to merit con-
tinuance of the same. %
HIRAM MYERS.
Woodstock Ian q 1914
Sentinel of the valley. [volume] (Woodstock, Va) 1841-1848, 1844-04-25

Jayne, No. 30 south Third ST. /, Philade Ipha.
DR.. J. G. Schmitt, IVoodstoch, only agent,
J. r. Sfrayer g Co., Nctc Market.
Sentinel of the valley. [volume] (Woodstock, Va) 1841-1848, 1844-04-25


JAYNE's CARMINATIvE BALsAM, is a certain,
safe and speedy cure for Dvsentery, Dlar-
rhna, Cholera Morbus, Summer Complaint,
Sick and Nervous Head ache, Cramps, Dys-
pepsia, Sour Stomachs, &c. &c. At this sea
son Of the year it is particularly necessary
that families and persons subject to these
complaints, should provide themselves with
it, to have it at hand Whenever needed; IT.
VIII not only be the means of frequently
voiding severe and facilitating attacks OF III
ness, but has and will preserve many valua-
able lives. The universal opinion of all who
have used it, is "TAat no family should DC
Without IL"
1t is one of the most efficient, pleasant and
safe compositions ever offered to the publlc
for the cure of the various diseases CT tae
stomach and bowels and the only article wor-
thy of the least confidence for Cholera infan-
tum or Summer complaints and in all the a.
bove diseases it really acts like a charm
The highest testimonials have been recey-
ed Of the great variety, and number OF I'M,
portant cures it has effected-by persons, too,
of the first responsibility, who have too much
intelligence to be imposed upon themselves,
and too much honesty to lend the influence
of their names for the purpose of imposing
upon others Il is prepared only by pr:
Sentinel of the valley. [volume] (Woodstock, Va) 1841-1848, 1844-04-25
New Goods.

TEHHE subscribers take this method of infor-
n ming their friends and the public gener-
ally, that they are now receiving and opening
Sentinel of the valley. [volume] (Woodstock, Va) 1841-1848, 1844-04-25
VINEGAR.

EUSTs Received. land for sale low. for
- cash, one barrel of Superior French 1Dfns.
Vlaegar j. G. SCuAiIPT.
April 10, 1874.
Sentinel of the valley. [volume] (Woodstock, Va) 1841-1848, 1844-04-25

March to The 9th of April, 1854. vii
was very useful in procuring goats, 0
which there was an abundance on the is
land; and after having resided there a
lone for three years, two months and e
leven days, he embarked with his furmei
friends. to renew the asocatlon Of a Buc
cancer
! Useful .4dpice 10 some sorts of people
When you are introduced to a stran
| ger, be sure to ask and find out al hi.
business, and pump as much out of hin
as you can; because questions are tlt
very keys Of knowledge.
] You should always look ahead; there
fore, never do to-day which you can dc
! TO morrow.
Always avoid selishness: therefore
never do that yourself which yoa car
procure any body else to do.
# secret be communicated to YOU
be very careful to keep it; and. to make
sue work of it, get two or three to help
you.
/ If you are unmarried. and in love,
take to writing verses; nothing sooner
! gives patient u such circumstances re-
! lief and comfort.
HYour mistress be cruel, make some
more verses, and ask her pardon on your
knees, and kiss her hand through hei
glove.
When YOU have become tired of her
company, excuse yourself for leaving her,
by saying it is so good that little an
swers your purpose.
IT YOU are married, give short answers
to your wife; for least said is soonest
mended.
If you are not fond OF her, look as cross
as you feel. nothing charms like sin
cerity.
If you are fond of her, let the world
know it, by kissing her hand, talking
tender'y to her, and looking sweety at
her. in company.
When your wife i in a passion, re-
member and fly ir one YOURSELF, the
way to stop a fire in the woods is to
klndle another to meet it, and thus ex-
tinguish the whole.
Always mind and have the last word;
because a man Of business should never
leave it unfinished.
Spend your evenings at the tavern !;
and then your wife will be delighted to
see you on your return.
When you walk out with her, keep a
few PAGES before her, by way of emf
hence.
When you ride in chaise with her,
look we'll TO the right, and talk princi
paily 10 your horse; this will. preserve
family peace.
Tell her of her faults before folks; and
then others can have the benefit OF your
advice as welt as she.
Never praise her for Ter virtues, lest
II make her vain and assuming.
Lav Nudies.--Punch gives some anu I
sing proceedings in an examination OF
Iaw-students.
Q. What is real actionl a. An
action brought IN earnest, and not by
way of joke.
Q. What are bill and answer Il.
Ask my tailor.
@. How would you file bill a.
don't know. but would lay the case be-
fore a blacksmith.
Q. What steps would you take TO dis
solue an Injunction? Il. | Should put it !
into some very hot aoater. and let tire
main there until it was melted.
Q. What are post nuptial articles
II. Children.
Q. What is simple larceny? a. Pick
ing pocket of handkerchief, and lea
ring purse ef money behind.