The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1844-06-18
ElOpement In Low Life.
What pity his that regularity
Like Isaac Shoye's, Is such q rarity

What pity his that regularity
Like Isaac shove's, il such a rarity.
Since the days of Punch and Judy so We II known
for their amorous eccentricltles, or the renowned
courtship OF MIR. Barney Brallaghan, who was " ont
to repair " of Saturday night at O'Clock in the
morning." TO the dcmcIe of the amiable Judy Cal
laghan tor what purpose beside that OF serenading
her-no matter-but since those well known "acls
and monuments" II doth not appear that there Is
upon record any other equal TO the event which we
propose to relate IN as few words as possible.
The parties concerned were servants In one oftbe
fashionable Hotels, and as it seems from the late
development, have been upon the best OF terms for
the last three months. Our heroine, an accomplish
ed chambernad, was considered OF elevated habits,
having charge OF the very highest department OF bed
making. In that she was next to attlc-in her con-
versalon she was attic out and out she had taste
for books--had thoroughly digested Ovid's Art OF
Love, drank deep OF high life below stairs, and
is suspected to be engaged In sketch OF slow life
above stalrs So exquisite was her taste, that she
has been known to throw boots down STAIRS for da-
ring TO show his nose ~ haul, exclaiming have
neuter divarshin Tor beggars, blackbali and var
mint" She had an ear tor music could play the
first part of "Aud Robin Gray" without a single
note skipt; and perform nearly the whole of "WhIs-
tie and iii come to We my lad" and 'deed and
We shan't.S with ease and readiness. In dancing
she was not whit less au fat She was able to
get through two figures and a great part Of the
third in quadrille set and it is said was about TO
turn her attention to the Polka. Indeed the divine
Fanny Elssler was the first who inspired her-her
pas grdnds were the subject OF her nightly dreams
and daily practiceand OF her taur pas she has just
given most edifying imitation.
The. hero, it may be easily supposed, must be a
man of no mean pretensions to inspire this amiabe
fair one with soft emotions. Such Is the fact. The
fellow was up 10 everything from needle to ali
aDchor-could scour the knives by day or the stree
by nlght-.could basic roast Turkey, or boast OF a
lark; could put hat III three different manners
III such way that one would swear he was not
himself at all In fact. he wsa devil among the
girls, and of the gods in the theatres, and we
have no hesitation In saying that he would bear a
comparison In anything with those famous indl-
vlduals-" the walters at Longs Hotel"
Thus II appears that our Romeo and Juliet were
made tor each other, and so thought they them
selves Which of the two first discovered the fact,
remaneth in obscurity; but, for three months after
wards, II is upon record that they turned the disco
covery TO the most useful and agreeable account,
until at last some intrusive and Impairment inter
meddler, perhaps jealous rival, did maiiciousy
and vexatiously turn lnformer, thereby compelling
the subjects OF our tale 10 make themselves scarce
at the Aston House, TO the great surprise of the
man servants, the maid servants, the cattle and
the stranger within the gates, whence they have,
as some say, gone to sojourn III far country but,
according TO Others, repaired to " Grema Green"
AS far as the frali fair concerned, we have
no inclination to make her the subject OF any harsh
remarks, or make her case any other thar what II
OF course, is an interesting But oil him, re-
guar scamp-a married man, who has left wife
and family from whom he had the rascallty to
swlndle the little amount she had saved by her IN
uuetIy-dnu t1dt 10 spend IL OH an lIlClt cOuneXOn
OF this sort, we record our detestation, and we
trust that he may find himself In another big house
shortly, where they will take good care OF him
as he now does OF the mistaken and giddy girl he
has taken under his protection
LoNo ISLAND RAILRoAD-THR TUNNEL-The
inhabitants OF this good city of Gotham certain
ly, In one respecl at least, sui geners"-l refer
their profound Indifference as to what is going
on IN their immediate vicinity They differ In thu
respect, believe, from the denzens Of every other
great city--the "badauds" OF Paris, or the Cock.
nlea OF London, the surest guides, and the best
sources If information, that you can obtain OF all
the " lions" OF their respective cities. But ask d
or what triumph Of art industry is going III his
immediate neighborhood, and he viii be unable TO
tell you. True, when he undertakes a trlp OF plea
sure TO any of the other large cities OF the Union,
scouts at the idea Of Sightseeing at home was particu
lary struck with this the other day when by accident
nearly completed Of whose existence will wager nine
tenths Of the population OF this city gnorsnI refer
to the tunnel OF the Long Island Railroad will not in
ct upon you minute description Of this but simply state
that 1t is aken in with the final pstion
this road) monument of Yankee perseverance,, ingenuity
and persuaded that the know wing on.s no
interested them elves in the speedy completion and open
Of this road (Which Is xed Tor the Is, of JULY
have conspred to keep the poo in the dark purpose
N in order that they alone might the benefit Of the
great rise that must take place in the stock when all the
advantages the road developed by being
opened throughout.
Be this as it may it is well worth visit and beg leave
to give hint through your Journal TO my lazy fellow
Gothami.es, that at the expense Of half hour Of time
and four cents In money they may have the qualification
Of seeing sight only of immense Importance to all
those interested in the prosperity and increase Of wealth
OF New York. but one, that merely gigantic work OF
art possesses 80 much merit that they msht travel
weary mile ere they would meet with another that would
SO well repay them for the trouble. JACK STRAW.
LAPSE IN CLERICAL LlFE.-Greeley's Tribune has
the fOlowing
Rev N E. JOHNSON late Of this city and for some years
or to the las Editor Of the New York Evangelist has
been found guilty by the Presbyery of Newark, j. Of
drunkenness visiting the worst part Of tho Theatre and
gross centiousncss The evidence being overwhelming
he pleaded guilty and deposea from the Ministry and
ha