Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1844-05-09

was s23 1864. OF This amount Sl7.-
20i 40 were il gold. and Sc. OBJ 075 Id
siIvet. This is greater. BY about Sc. OO0
600. 4han the imports Of any yeaI slnee3B
1921. The amount exported in 1913 WIS
So. lis. $685. This table shoxs crafty
ing increase Of the precious meislsdn the
country. which will tend still further 70
give stability 10 our currency 81
+
Womsa. They have less active but
moro passive courage than men. Sur
geons are well aware that though il ISL
much easierto make mat submit 10 40
operation, yet, that generally speaking, !
he does sot bear il with so much foriitude
as = woman. Indeed women endure all
kind Of misfortunes better than theroiher
sex. t
Franklin was an observing and sensible
man, aud his conclusions were seldom in-
correct He said, newspaper and bible
in every house. a good school in every
district all studied and appreciated as they |
merit, are the principal supporters Of viz.
tue, morality, and civil liberty.
The Voyage Of Life Youth enters tie
ocean with thousand rhasls. old age 81. r
Iently enters the bsrbor with but one.
Six KS, all standing 10 ROY. are
understood TO Indicate that. Kinderhook.
Ksss, Kslhoun. Kant Kwiie Kom 1.-two
more make ont KIay Kan
A Western editor says. that not until
bis dying day, not ereu then, will be give
up the great priacipIe for which be is
contending. This chap holds on as te-
<naciously as did The black man who fought,
the Irishmsn 10 Philadelphia.
'.Ye black vsgsbond,' said Paddy t
5"hould up and boiler enough. ~ fight /
ill ! die.2
$ SO will +. sung out the black man !
n alroys does, boss"
Ho,c 10 procure Singing House
First caleb your mouse. then mesmerize
him. and lastly touch his organ q tune.
A person was remarking the other day
! How very cheap every hing has got.
'Ndt every t6ing, said bis friend.
: Why, what is not 2
Woman
'eh, aye, / torgot--women are always
decrp
Stapidiiy.-'.I believe HE Jury have
beer inocutatedtor stupidity. sad law
yer, That may be. = said bis opponent
but ihe bar are Of opinion that you lad
il IN The "aturatfay.~
TIE Difference bstveen Yunkee and
Greek. A late writer says "A Greek
would have formed god 10 be placed IN
der the arch ofINiagara Falls az Ameri,
can is satisfied with erecting aPFper mil
above it,.
Why are some ladies ihe-very opposite
!. Of their mirrors; Because lhe one.reaeels
wi,hou, talking, lahd the other talks with
out rejecting.
To ascertain The weigbtsota horse place
your Toe under the animals foot while be
is standing still.
i" Silence gives eonse mt, as The m an
said when heIkissed lheldumb girl.
A belIman Of seaport not Ear aT. 10.
announcing a teetotal meeting 10 be helG
in the. Temperance Hall al that place
said that the meeting would be addressed
by six fepales. 'rhO had nerer spoken te
fors."
Arkansas Bdggoge Boy, run Up Stairs
10 No. go, and bring down my baggage
hurry, Pm about moving. said tall Ar
kansa neat.sxe- looking person to waiter
at one Of ouf-crack hotels. What is your
baggage, massa, whafisIe 2 Why three
plsttasl!a pack Of cards. bowie knife, and
q shirt You'll find them all under ms
pillow
Sharp and Wilty-A husband ID Phila
delphia advertises his wife, and that be
will pay no debts OF her contracting
The amisbte dear replies that people need
no, be alarmed, as he pays no debts Of
any kind.
Half Mourning little girl hearing
her mother say she was going in. hall.
mourning. asked if any OF her relations
were hallzd, ac.
A man out west has been terriblytrounc.
ed by bis wife because be took his over
coa,au boots out Of her hustle, just as
she wanted 10 put II on. Nextume he'll
mind bis own business.
why is B1stle like Romance :'-
Do ye givesit upi at is 4 tail OF Cotton
lounded on stern reality Il
RErIsEMENr.-A western editor re
Gently heard young lady attable ask for
hen fruit Deaning eggs
CONFINEMENT A mercantile louise
advertised for person as clerk. who was
accustomed 10 confinement. and was an
swered by a lady-the mother Of fifteen
children.
.4aneraiioa IA Neg Feaiure. Every
day brings about something new 10
POPPING the question now, the slrick.
en- individual, instead Of SAYING: Miss,
xuffi xset. - -. I.