Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1844-10-10

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FOOLISH Grks -D5 sou want good bus.
bands ! Then cease ID sci like iools.-1
Who 4hat possesses con- mon sense, will
be seen With Iem4le who takes pride in
saving she nerer does house work. and
cannoH beart the sight OF mechanlc So
long al yoh larn up your noses al bonesl
industry, and lalye particular painsite tell
your friends HAT you are not Obliged 10
work. and know nothing about The kitch-
en-, yon will be shuaned blythe besl poF-
ton of yonng men. who VIII esleemit a
privilege 10. have you pass by them With
out nlieIingsa word. Your company may
be colrled-bui by whom, The vel
Ted and well dressed paaper apa. the
feathety fap-and by thep alone. Cease,
then. girls, tolmake fools OF yourselves.
sAVsrk more and CAD less. Read and study
during your leisure hours, and not labor
toimpfoye upon1nalare. Ifi6use
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We VIM MARRY-A Good ono 4
couple Of ysong ladies having recently
buriedFlheir father, who was an oil bp'
morisi, and had such 40 aversion % ma
trimony that be would NOT alloy them TO
marry however advantageous the Offer.
ConVersiag about bis characters the eldest
observed, He is dead at last and now
we will marry Well, ! am for d rich
husband aud Mr.C shall be the man.
said tile other, >don't lei us be TOO has,y
ia the choice Of our husbands; lei Us mar
ny those whom the powers above have
destined for us, for our marriages. are re-
gistered in heavens book. . ~ am sorry
for that" replied the youngsler, Tor
am afraid he willie out The leaf
A paper published in Iowa statss tt.at
the tide Of emigration IS pouring Into the
snoFlhern counties OF that Territory vitll
unexampsed rapidly. AN arrival 81 for
iy+oneEiadies had caused great senfatian.
The editor himself and all his iFiead4 lfotih-
with surrendered themselves 10 egsan
dreams. in which ministers. kisses. hy-
mental knots. blushing girls. and all4,hat
sort Of thing figured extensively.
FEETILiTY OF TEXAS An exchange
paper says that a pig of cast iron was
planted early in the sirng in a fad Prai-
ne, IN Texasgand we have received sEyices
that a large nee has grown on the spot.
bearing tea kettles, aaiirons, crow bgrs,
aud gflairoas.
! 4 lin sdized By .Qnis- The Apalschi-
I cola Advertiser Of 9Th ultimo says Young
man 10 fhatsvieinity, while hunting laid
down upon bis blanket in The shade 81 a
tree. 10 rest, and on waking toaDd. him.
self twenty yards from slhe tree, The in /
shabitahis Of IN ant Hill having seized pnon
him for winfet stofes, and were actually
carrying him of to their dwelling. T6eiT
hill was nearly eight feet iigh: Tie IN
secis were a size larger than the lioa anl
BFRRY WE1L.-The following stray
berry IS going the round -
al Sanbefry. on @fhe 25sh inst was
married BY the Rev Mr.. Cranberry, Ma
pofeon X. Blackberry. of Waterbury, 10
Mis- CLEOPATRA Antonio Efaefberry, daugh b.
tsrOf Pr. Nathaniel ElderbeHy, Of Dam
FLAP says be hsstvery E,dedoubt that
HE bridegroom viii turn out goose Der
t.N, o. cr.Ieri d.
~ 20 for Texas. as the fellow said al
teryhe had stuffed his pockets with apoth-
e. mani moaey.
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The shoft ladies are fond Of tall men
andtha3tafi ladies' are fond of shert men
The latter certain editor thinks is an er-
ror. for It is we'll known. that no.woman
objects 10 Hy-men-not even The temper
ance wotnen.
MAT1ER or lasts Hurrah for The
girls Of 4f40r' cried Wing At the Pavii
lion, on Thursday night. No. no. hur
rsh for The girlsof rs r responded s1olh-.
er Whig; AID The sentiment was enlIus.
asticaIlyI aPpLauded.
The lsi detinifion of Bnsiie.-One Of
the stern realities Of life.-Er. paper
The Boston Post thinks Bustls no,
one OF the realues 81 llles OUT oniy mat
ter Of form. q
In the delegation from Tyler county, to
the Wheeling convention. was q young
Lady, bearinga banner with this motto n
~ Mig 81 no Husband - II ,eewas
q youag1ma snd had not the best Wig
vile in al theland. We should very short
ly be vending our way 10 Tyler copuiy. 5
Law "a celebrated bafffter. retired
from practice, was one day asked his sim
cere opinion otthe law. ..Why the fact
u.s." rejoined he. 81: any man we're to
claim the coat upon my back, and threat
zen my refusal with a law suit. be should
certainly8have it, lest in defending my
coat, Tsapnld loose my waislcoal, also =
ADveRrlsiSG.-Tbe man 4nI busis ss.
who don't advertise, freely, is like d
painter We once beard OF, who Starved 20
death ia gatreh while ailing -fof PEG.
pie 10 Iind out bis marvellous snl -Gne
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