Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1844-06-06
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trsy people iu,s uisfiH .ihe nor ridiculous ab
sariHies qsse DEiaicaupxsiiy \ ereSl mao
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gs,s,si dug 90 iaGsfm yoaf Lor5,hir, thai b.,
ficase3 lke Almighty 10 stitdn It k,ss Toz
tu Bfrrisss 1hi vat tqnirsic.., 20 sayinT
ths hs wsi sofry TIA iho kiggs ,uH-tings wofe
ortf. a mai q honor N France. tcIng nsku5
iae hoof b tsr royal mistress obsrquiou,ly re.
Piled What r0af Majcay p'elss an gniecf ever
j., ieheas 10 lhai Of Zoe COW boy. Who. upon
laotng % 81 ihe town clock. aid il was 'only
bsl ~ IA past cght A nurse wishing to
gIro wy polite tnsUf 10 genll,insn who IN.
CURED ihs bsal,h ola siez baby entrusted 20 her
care il,s Oh, ar FAM nyI,lf the child Is 20.
iH- 20 Dc 4 nNb.cman toll visitor thar he had
boes talking 10 hn IN dream 'panl0n me r..
p.,ri the o,Acr, 4 really al na hr5f YOU A
lsdg 81 rssk lsyng bri .ho professional services
Il +. vi'lzrs piper hi lails f,'e wh,,h ete had
given on her estate received the iolow,rs fdicu.
i5u,ly oiri note from him Your ladyship'.
pardon Tor my boldnca N thus applying Tor pay
mcnl would amos be a ssiicicu, compensation
iot the labor Of your bumbc piper, pu,uck Walsh
Iofd Cafendon 10 his easry the decay Of re-
'2eei pa1 10 Old age. sy- that ~ b,s younger
days he never keP hs ,a, on before those older
than himself cKcrpf a. dIaarr Ia the presen,
Day, the weaImg Of al dinner, would he thought
moro disrrspectfu Than Of any other time -
George ". when pnace Of Wales, used 10 return
the bows Of all persons IN the streets cxceP beg
ga's IL justified this omission. by femarking
90 rdgrB a bergars bow wIlhou, giving hun any.
thing would be mockery and 10 stop FOR the pur.
poso OF bos,owng sISpenee would seem oslcnia.
ions ~ prince Sir Robert Graham being ap.
pt'scd lhai he had by mistake pronounced sen.
ienec Of iranspsrtsion on a criminal who had been
iouni guilty OF a capital offence, dcsirfd the man
To BE- placed IN the dock, and hastily putting on
The black cap. be said Prisoner a, The bar Tb.e
yoH' pardon, and then passed on him the awful
sentence OF death. A country carpenter having
neglected to make a gallows that had been
ordered to be erected by certain dnv. the Judge
himself wen, to the man, AMI said fellow, how
came yo1 10 neglect the ribbe, that ordered 2
without intending any sarcasm the man replied
I'm very sorry for, had known il was for your
lotdship, Il should have been done Immediately
While IN officer Vas bowling a cannon ball pass
cd over b,s head anl decapi,a,cd a soldier who
hood behind him. You see said the officer to |
those near hun, aha, a man never loses by polite.
ness Napoleons hn having fallen off, young
Lieutenant stepped forward picked it up and pre-.
scented Il to hiin Thank you, captain, said the
cinperor, Inadvertently. In what regiment sire
inquired the Sub, quick ms lightning. Napoleon
smiled, and forthwith promoted the witty youth to
? capaincy NovlIhHan1ing the fury with which
Tho battle OF Fontcnov was contested i, began with
n great show Of cyiny Lord Charles Hay
captain OF the English Guards. advanced before /
he ranks, and Count 'Au,croche' Lieutenant Of /
gfenadicrs in the French Guards, stepped forward S
. meet HIM, Fret gentlemen Of the French s
Guards ' exclaimed the English Captain No '
my lords we never fire first This reminds US of ,
an anecio'e told by Curran, who, being called
oW to give satisfaction 10 an officer for some I'M
agnary offence. was told by his nnag onis, 10 fire,
ilrs, which he declined saying AS YOU gave She
invitation. ! beg You will open the bali At the
bat'lr Of Trafalgar generous British sailor, see.
ng brother tar bleeding profusely, from a Sc.
'ere wonnf, ran 10 his assistance He had no
ooher raised him from the deck on which he fell :
han the wounded man said rTbonL Won lack
nd please God I'll do the same Tor YOU before the r
lght IS over '-Chamber1s E4iabHtyh yournaL d,