Weekly national intelligencer. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1841-1869, 1844-12-28


yR0N the LONDON PUNCH.
My dear Ciaribel Your honeymoon being over feel Il
my dutyss indeed il win be my pleasure-to instruct you
IN the serious purpose Of marriage have had my trials my
dear IN what Is called the blessed state and could If chose,
write this letter in the tears Of wdowhood Three times have
been bere Of the tenderes Of husbands every Of
the dear men really soand am LEFT like the lonely
dove TO munnur alone have, however this satisfaction to
know that managed them all my hearts content whilst
they, dear simple lambs, believed they managed me
Mem IN their extreme gnorances call the weaker
ne weaker sex,-when (and they know III pull
and play with their hesrsngs little children play Toy
nafequins However, dsabuse them Of the fond
Dur weakness, they pleased call H. Is best
deiicse q creatures. and be will treat you accordingly We
al Of % seem pretty well 70 know and follow out this truth in
days Of coushp but forget almost as soon as the clerk has
.aid amen This my dear gr y The great Of
said that makes the we the slave and the husband the
master Now has ever been my plan 70 perpenae the pvi
ege that cousp gives throughout every day Of wedoc
And very properly What your IapdoS thai obsdentIy
sccss and be suddenly 70 refuse 70 obey you, and
only because you have put collar round h neck and hold
him BY the ring Of chain by the lc finger Therefor
my DEAR let your nerves BE- always delicate hence your
husband will cherish You hike precious piece Of china Be
foolish enough 10 appear robust and the contrary, you
viii have bestowed on you than red clay ppkn
There are, know, htes in the human form not 10 Be de-
ccivcd but your husband is trust Of them As gr
remember monster Of the son. My own dear mother
from whom let confess it, learned many precious les
sonsshe made much any woman of her nerves. Well
one day my father, pokng the fire, down you know
sometimes they will come. with such cattcrhe shovel and
tonss My mother screamed declared my father wanted TO
get rid of her. and Immediately retired to her chamber
Though party to dine with us my MOTHER her
principles resoutey went 70 bed My father all seIfr-
poach and SORROW He related the unfortunate the
monster speak Of saying something about the and tear
Of the female constitution Whcreupon Q shall never for
get) the wretch replied u" Pooh pooh Female constitution
It never wcas tears the only stretches
And this (heir conduct proves D il the brutal faith Of thou
NV n haa
we'll too did my dear mother manage, that utter this fall Of
the shovel and ongs he after poked the FIRE the
poker was really his own. And this is il should be-
Hence, my dear girl cultivate your You can't pet
EN- too much Something will always be happening in the
houseand unless your husband be than sone every
new fright will be good gown rnket
There domestic wounds only to be healed by
the jeweller.
don't advise you love your husband very much,
but never show the abundance Of How impose upon
what call superiority of affection it is dreadful think Of
No there is decent of tenderness of tcpd love,
that is the safest It permits the wife to commit her
self never shows to the that he supreme her a
fectons and enables him to sport with them However,
do not let him think himself Indifferent 70 you certainly
In the slightest Of ssey fray be all Indignation It
IS the very easiest and cheapest way of airing your
cessve goodness Now and then, too, you canith great
pain yourself Of courshazard suspicious Of Of your
Suspicion, skuly used Is excellent thing
Like little dust of rouge if very tendery laid it throws
out in fine relief the natural beauty of the Rouge
darling little Gb that lies somebody says like truthand
'o take it is if properly applied, slight suspicion They
may both color false modesty
There is too of sde-wind way that will enable you
1T once to please and tease your husband eaousyhat
happy ailccaton of the PASSIONS wonderful weapon in
skl hand Therefore, when walking with the poor man,
declare that he looks every he meets and suk
rorngly Sometimes, however, vary the accusation, and
declare that every he meets looks ut him. From this
assumed fact you make any Deductions and eneavor in
torrent of words to declare how very miserable you oughto
be- The man, Of course, think himself dear to you
wherefore such fantastic jealousy He must feel though
with feeling of his wretchedness that you love him
wherefore show the love with much misery TO him Does
not puss love the live yet wounded mouse she bites and
scratches s8
Again, temper, never let certain. HusbondsT
know thenl--presume upon of temper. No. let
your husband feel that he SAFE He win accordingly
,e gentle, watchul in his manner Hence be at times in
he most exuberant spirits and then, with thought
unconscious look Of your husband playful word have
mute tongue and bows of threatening thunder In your
ery gayest moments let your hcpmnte feel if he called
ipon to admire curious gun, very beautiful but be
most carefully handled lest it go off and destroy him.
your husband wishes for music declare that you have
sudden feadache, and add that he ought to have
much, and not have asked YOU IT, the contrary has
book or would dose by the fire, Immediately play the Bat
&c OF Prague, with all its accomplishments
he wish to 60 out with him. he always asks you
when ne knows you can't and them the contrary, de-
IRE That ne shall take you to the opera play when you
veil aware that he has some previous engagement
on tins point, too be particularly obdurate When your
insist upon sitting up for him. He may urge that he can
axe the keyha in fact win annoy him keep any body
rom their bed Meet all this with cold decisive assurance
hat you H sit up for him. If he home late what
eicious triumph for you There you are my love-Q al
Ways was)in your nightcap, and wrapt in three shawI
making up for yourself picture Of much wrongcd
he cuprt at length returns you catch his eye and lead
well the rproachu candle gutterng in the socke-that
ande which, very of heart and for nothing
lsc, you have every five minutes manged with the snuff
RS as though uconscousy TO make the all the stronger
ganst your offending mate. Sometimes such occasions
ny nothing, but cold statue, walk up stairs Some
mes too will add considerably the pain of the criminal
You carefully draw sigh, and wish you were in your
rave"
As for your husbands friends give them always chilling
ecome. II and then they insist upon staying, you
nk late, declare that they have had wine enough and they
nght TO know il.
My dear mother had admirable way. Two three
mcsfor my father tempted her otcner-shc up
harding the fireplace No coal did she suffer approach
The fire went out il piercing winter and then in
triumph, only known such wife, did she retire her
om, comforting herself that "thcyd be starved
nd must 60"
have herein, my love, thrown down only few hints but
can add great many them if find you worthy Of
y teaching
In the mean time remain your affectionate friend,
s,s-as+ss.ss .-e.s - TABTTHA TALoNs.
THE YOUNG LADYs ANSWER.
MADAM; At present have wish that my husband
oud leave when have shall lose time in awaiting
ysclf Of your Instructions feeling quito convinced that they
uld not but very lead to such conclusion. remain
'urss tr CLARIBEL SMITH.
CosTEsrr CouRr.--On the Of Paul Psndeli be-