Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1844-09-12

halt, Wigs &C,
HI them gather nj heir forces,
We are ready FOR the race;
Clumsy riders jided horses.
Make theifs piospecia "qnie csse.',
Rally, Wigs. &c.
while fhe Tariff flag is ,noai ne,
Eel these words oaEmano b6- n
Each man sipsT do. his own voting
lfhe want, he country feset',
Rally. Wings, &c.
AL5cofocol says an exchange paper, on
: hesTing Of The late Tremendous Wig VIC
+. tories. exclaimed,
The Wings tell us about lhal ssine old
coon, bul this isn't The same old coon. al
slI. II isa much bigger coon. with shar.
per Teeth. keeneF claas, longer tail, aud
more rings about IT,
Precocious Genius "A Scotch paper
tells Of pensive uTchin. who said 10 bis
instrdctress--"A unty. what comes O. a.
the ault moons" Deed, laddie, Pm
novefy sure, = wasthe tardy reply ;,heyil
maybe clip them doom and max stars O.
them"
A gehllk heart, is like ripe fruit. which
bends % low that itisat The mercy Or eve
~ one who chooses topluck it, while The
harder fruit keeps out ofreach.
The bookseller Campo, Of WnrIemburg,
has published The calculation that wo.
man reading sixseen hours day, lust
: live nine hundred and sixly-ihree years
.oIpursue all Tie, books on cookery issued
in Germany. 4.
'jYon may talk OF the bonds OF affection,
the lies Of fellowship. and all thai. z says
kraniz, '.Sut<.I know Of no stronger Ties
than aha, which sheriff entertains for
poor debtor who cant fork up"
= An editor outsWest. hen he wishes 70
write sharp articles puts oil Of viirfoI 10
his ink.
An Irish schoolmaster once wrote The
!. following copy for one of his pupil. -
Idlsness coeeretA he 5ody sriiA naked,less.
The best definition Of coartship is. The
following ;-It consists Of number Of quiz
ct attentions, not so pointed as to alarm,
not SO vague as not 10 be understood.
''l'm sohsppy." SAID new convert, ad:
dressing the meeting, 'that / would no,
exchange my feelings for Eve dollars
I'll 10 change"
conientta Poperfy DO not sigh forr
this wofld's goods. nqr lamen, the power
~. Ost the nepnest howell thou cans,
&c, sight Of Heaven,
49, -
Harsh Jud,msafs. --lf you must form
harsh judgments form them 0! yourself,
not 0. others; and, ID general begin by
attending 20 your own deficiencies tirst.-
II every one woald sweep up his own
walk. We should >bave very clean streets
a Long Paase-An old gentleman tid-
ing over Putaeo Bridge. turned round and
said. do yon like eggs. JOAN 7"
t'Yes, sir, was The reply.
Here the conversation ended. The
same gentleman, riding over the same
bridge. that day twefemonth, ssain turn.
ed round aad said,
.nHowY1
'tPoached. cir" was The answer
a Tough Yarn The Picayune tells a
Story Of q clergyman who lately read the
following a1nouneemeni:-sla mreqnes,ed
TO stale that Immediately after the seEyire
mis- evening. there. will be arace just back
Of iheechnreh. Two mile hea,s. for apurse
Of ihree hundred dollars two. nags enter.
EDS and some hopes Of another. IIrost
you win all be there.
There is little man out west with feet
solargs. ihathe i ObligedsO pulthis boots
on over bis heaAs
There i hay oul west. whose month
so large Iha.Aher dinner is ollen lost be.
fore she can swallow IL.
Rssi Aa1e. IF Saieide for Lodiss-
Wear thin shoes. lace with bedwrench
snif rope. and you may kill yourself with
out being suspected.
r.. e Sseers Rtforl. -Mrs Beak wanted
10 in.nltla Mr.. Sand thus she did
il. .Aif. s. said she. .,you saw that you
are atemperaaee nan. ye: you chewsler-
barker !" Hem-a--yes mum 7" here
piled. feeling as IL be had pinl Of vikegar
between his teeth. '.but mum doesn't
tqaeezs by gizzsrd oat with stays, nor
suck nv back up with bags Of NEAL
J aossn'':s'
We have been young. and are not yel
old-yet We have never seen man pros
per Who Was irlscible and unsccomm o.I1l-
iDE and who cheated the printer.