The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 184?-1851, 1844-04-25
GATHERINGS AND GOssIPPINGs.
"a snapper up uncOnsidered triles.o

nonsense?
Did you ever see a man who in accepting office
was not actuated solely by desire to serve his
country?
Did you ever know mechanic to do Job per-
fectly well, after being screwed down below their
living price?
Did you ever know amerchant that did not sell
ten per cent. cheaper than any other man in
town.
We know an old maid who is so fearful that herI
age will be suspected, that she illsup the wrink-
les in her face with putty, wears pantaletts, has
her hair braided behind, wears bib, and plays
hide and go seek with the school girls.
A young lady who had been insulted by an
old maid, pacarded the following lines on her
doors and windows:
To be let or be sold for the term of her life,
| Elizabeth Hall, by the way ofa wife;
| She's old, she's ugly, il-natured and thin,
| For further particulars, inquire within.
GLOW can you, my dearprefer punch to wine p
"Because my love, 'tis so like matrimony such
charming compound of opposite qualities."-
GAY my lord, am the weak part, | suppose"
"No, love you are the street, with dash of the
acid, and 10 small portion of the spirit"
A boy in Vermont, onhearing that the temper
ance folks in Boston were in such hurry to get
rid of their cider that they were paying loafers
rs cents day for drinking it, said if his father
was down there he might make three Or four dol
lars day, easy.
Ardent-pery--A projected runaway match in
Pittsburgh was prevented from coming ofby the
lover oversleeping himself
Chuck Ful.-A man who married partcu-
larly plump specimen of womankind, being bit
of a wag, told her one day that she filed the
measure of his matrimonial joys full; for she was
beautiful, dutiful, youthful, cheerful, healthful,
plentiful and an arm full.
u A modest lady passenger on board one Of the
packet ships into New York, sprang out of her
birth and jumped overheard, on hearing the captain
during storm order the crew to haul down the
sheets.
STRANGE NAMES. the Massachusetts Le-
gislature Mr.. Grdpes presented a petition from
; Mr. and Mrs. Death, for change of name. On
motion it was referred TO select committee, to
consist of Messrs. Grares and Coffin. Correct
ly referred!
Z To embitter domestic life, maintain your opin-
ion on all small matters at the point of the bayo-
I net.
Chase your shadow, it will fly you,
Fly yoursefit will pursue;
Court girl, if she deny you,
Drop your suit and she'll court you.
Coon ADv1CE.--If man calls you liar, a
thief, and scoundre, tell him you have not sut-
fcient confidence in him to believe it.
-.-.., ,.,zou - commemorative n etaan,hoof
! explosion says-Three persons were slightly
, killed.
Keep him at least three PAGES distant, says
! Lavatar, who hates music and the laugh of a
child.
> The last definition of Home Protection is, a
3 closet in your dwelling suitable TO hide away
from your creditors.
JoURNTYMEN SHoEMAKERs.-The number of
louneymen shoemakers in the United States is
estimated at 100000.
Judge Edwards has been nominated as the
/ Democratic candidate for Governor Of Missouri
: and Col. Young for It. Governor.
1t is said that one broker, and two bankers, OF
! New York, who can command capital and credit
to the amount of S20,O00000, have the abso-
Lutte control of the Stock Market in that city.
2 During the month of March, the amount OF
( duties received at the Boston custom house was
l S453,000 There have also been so more for
, eign arrivals during the past month, than there
= were in the month of March 1913.
DR.. Crossman, of Philadelphia, is obtaining
considerable celebrity as an operator on the cross
: eye.
The Vicksburgh Wing of March Goth, appre-
hends an overflow of the Mississippi River. All
the rivers above were then rising, and il was fear
: ed that the bank of the Mississippi could not con-
tain the mighty flood.
A new bank has been established at Buffalo
owned by White and Williams, Exchange bro
kers.
Two fishermen found on Rockaway beach
Long Island, few days since, the remains of a
: shark, which measured eleven feet six inches in
length.
A beautiful kind of lace is now made in En-
gland by the galvanic process. The lace is rub
bed with plumbago till it assumes a perfectly
black color. 1t is then subjected to the voltaic
action, and then comes out perfect fabric of
gold.
1t costs as much to build and equip single
gate for sea, as it would to erect seventy large
three story brick dwelling houses. So says some
body who is good at 6gues.'
The Maysville Eagle, says that the black
tongue is raging with great violence in Angus
! ia Kentucky.
0t~It won't do for a young lady to presume
that more than a third of the gentlemen who
show her pointed attention, have the most distant
idea of marrying her.
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