The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 184?-1851, 1844-06-19

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/ ~, CopprspoypryTs-W nave received poem, in (
u, cantos entitled "Ihe f6oiad written in the style
of Popes Dunciad and also sketch, occupying some
twenty pages entitled, "Lle and Character q G'iIs-
sea Tnes' giriag minute account ttot teoltlePe'
,o1 ,ocialh qyldtoraly and politically" Our cores
ndonts we hope will pardon us for not publishing these
interesting and graphic sketches at tins tune we pre-
sumo we know the person TO whom these pieces are III
tend ed to apply will most OF our readers IN toW
He is an Individual who to Cadlz, from negh-
boring county some time since, mere advenurer to
escone from the odum which certain infamous trans
n action attached to him; without any character ms own
to loose it was not long before he commenced sahueI
inq resnectable Young men, and lnodesYe ana hPIo-
. toSed females through the columns of the Cadz No
tonD The great olour citizens nave even looheu
upon him as a good natured ldlolc TOOL, unworthy OF
: onv serious notice. But we klolc that added to ms
weakness of mind he is also polished knaye' Inc
faIloTv once worned himself into whg newspaper es-
tablishmen in town. but having neither reputation OF
talent to conduct paper, the concern hau wen lSn
gone down. during his buef connection with It, ana the
real owner and former editor, protect hlmsel was
con,olled to eject the nncompoop from the Office Some
body told the creature he was badly treated ana OIL he
# starts to Cincinnati and purchases press ana types
and commences q new whig paper to break the otneI
down Totally ignorant Of the art OF printing, ne edu
ces the subscription to such price as any printer KNOW
Al is destructive operaton-and for the purpose OF nu
J. ring the other establishments be commenced the dshoh
orabe business orratag and cutting undef, and noch
~ ing up Jobs for half price. Aud what was more ulSe
hi Dce our citizens agree pay the other printers Tor Wo
after contracts are formed, and then he will propose
in do them or 20 per cent lower, SO as TO get teoo III
Il to his own hands The subscription to his paper doc
OF not exceed probably 300 and the most of these are
town persons who in fact despse the fellow, but sulle
his sheet to be lett at their houses, merely to get clear
A. be creatures mporunitics To himseltno notice
KS and for the purpose of sending the IDEA Abroad hal III
n Is theeading Whg paper in town, he has since Lts con
~, mencement Tor rather others for hm) Increasingly
tackled the Sentinel and its editor in the most scuIHol
~ and blackguard manner conceivable. we nave COZ
ch sidercd him totally unworthy OF notice. and behea
contemp He has not intellect enough to string togeI
ay er dramatically and logically three consecutive sehte
ces and his baning comes into the world perfect
ilyn,lli,@ A little grnning awyerln town ana OF
or two others, by sort of galvanism Keep NE '2
.s sicy, putd miserable boched up @Pposy p not o'
80 InewsDaper Guernsey Times" himself mas not
ate much competency for conducting the printing plshS
and editing paper, well informed Jackass;
t has almost much intellect asa stupid JacNass' put
lNh iackass like Balaams was a Solomon coihPaiet :"
.Guemsey Timesn and in fact it is an insult TO aeC'
ice well behaved iackass to associate them togeth
Some persons have deemed him lunalc-Dut II is
~ together mistake; his disease approaches nearer to1
ocy than any thing else for he s not blessed W4tn lu
intervals at all! Our readers have heard OF inc III
ca who was not wise enough to come in out OF the a
and ofthe other poordeyi who slept out Ill the mar
house sllpposng it WAS his boarding houso-they "
oreat FOOLS to be sure but they giants in INTEL
ons compared with Guernsey Iimes!n Why, even WI
at his ayorite amusement OF smoking, he mas not SO
enough TO distinguish the lighted end Of the cigar Il
,tothor and is constantly burning his lips! "Uuern
fmcsn has earned for himself the reputation OF be
the most polished liar that ever attempted TO oeal
hard yarns about Cadiz! He is liar constitution
Theoretically, practically! lie has reduced-lyng
Al; trade and ondoavora to teach t;but he never &C
come across any person who could 'bold cahaic
himself No odds how tough story a Pc
dual might tell, Guernsey endeovors to beat ID He n
tells the truth unless by mere accident; or as llu'i
saws.
s.He lies by habit strange to tell,
war When cen the truth would suit as we'll"
Wehaye heard of him starting at one end town
e TO telling a story in twenty different forms before he W
reach the other end '|IhARn is written on his
mod head in such :, nde5le onaI9cleIs, una. a p ] ,
was abandoned to infamy and profgacy-it was sy
imous with every thing that was mean and dishonor
rat. And here in Cadiz to say Guernsey Times, conf
every thing with it which blasts reputation and blac
character The little, miserable, poVerty-srcken
Oh" bed up by 10 sheet, published by "Guensey Il
con- is perfect reflection Of the image and character
poor man. You can't find single truth IN IT, even II
him ined with microscope Guernsey ortures his az
I mn -'bran,
'eech Which is as dry as remainder biscuit,
deliy- After a yoyage-
for ii when looking over his exchange papers to st
70 old for fasohoods, with all the eaesness of old Gu
~ in his travels Ifhe comes across truth, he turns
N1i0'' from it us something nauseating and offensive
cage taste 1t looks odd to see truth in the coun
hand stho as to see )eTeled eaI-Tl
hog,s snout! This is the fellow who has been laE
hard iorus to notice him! Itwoud even tickle his
. ana W if he were kicked into notice like the Yorkshire
wing, Who carried his pigs into Windsor Castle! We
other and more important things to attend to- ana
ron,;ee our readers not to allude to him for six
to como, OF at least until the present sores we
opened are healed We may then, if he is wa
open his flesh again with old gray goose quill
understand the art ofsaying severe things-but
o.1 to have good mark to shoot at ioeman wor
'Ht' our steelh We cannot think of spending our {
nition upon dull idiotic jacnaes who would
Wings enough when he was whipped