Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, W.T. [i.e. Wis.]) 1843-1844, 1844-06-29

De rendered peIIectiy pures ana miners may
pursue their business without exposure.
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| New Posr OFrIcr.-A Post Office is es.
tablished al Beetown, on the route leading
from the village of Lancaster to CaSssille.-
Mr.. Samuel Virden. Post Master.
LATE LETTER FROM JACK LOYAL.
Brother JAxr:-You'Il want,o hear wha,
I'm driving a. by this time. I'm successfully
employed in teaching the 'syoung idea how 10
shoot" in these diggins. You would be anus
ed at the way they examine and Try masters
10 these paris. A 'down Easter" here is as
ridiculous for his oddly as fox with his tail
off. Most Of the settlers came from some.
where else. except those that came b. chance.
One man has ore notion of teacher; his
neighbor differs with him. One pulls GU. his
black, another his gray hairs; SO between the
Two. the poor fellow is completely wool-gash'
cred. Teaching is very money making blu.
siness. as you get hold Of lunches Of County
Orders which the people say. run up 10 seed
and produce money in year ortwo. But I'll
tell you how ! happened TO get into the bust.
ness here. Passin' through Wild Cat District
| heard tremendous roaring at the school
house. On en,eringI found that the "subscH-
bers" had met TO determine the vexed question
whether. they would employ man or woman
teacher for the summer. Captain Grinder, a
School Commissioner and Trustee, got pos.
session of the floor. under great excitement
"Gen!lemen of the jury" be began; "'scuse
me, I'm so transported don't know where
am, or which end Of me is mp. Has il come
to Ibis, that this hen-pecked "down Easter
is to rule Wild Cat District. and put the
whole risin' ginera,ion under pe,ticoas govern
men,!-There ant woman an Gods 'arlh
who can or shall manage my children. I've
taken great deal Of pains in edecalin' my
boys. larned 'em 10 hoe out the old woman
by the Time they were three years old. Ifshe
said "bah" 10 'em they would let fly dor.
nick a, her knowledge.box and if she didn's
give EN- their bread and butter when they
wanted it, they would fly on her like dog a,
dodgsr. wouldn'sbe afeard 'opi, my boys
against tho mile long Of gals tina, scared old
Gineral Jackson into duck fit. And what could
she.male do with such set Of boys as are
growing up in Wild Ca, District. She'd have
TO cline tree. They are all half horse and
halfalligator, and no teacher can manage 'eln
unless he's half brother TO q humping big
Mississippi swapping ,urc!s. ! wish we could
ge. teacher like the one that give me my
larnin-why he would stomp the floor and
snort like a Buffalo. He wouldn't been
sfeard to lock horns with old Jupiter.-
Here was dignity for you-here was power.
Why If fellow was obsiropolous he would
sprawl him as quick a. lightnin. say its
against Seriptur and Grammar for swoman TO
pre,endio teach school, because the shemin-
inc is always put after the masculine gender
in the 81 jective case, / say Material History
shows US that woman ant savage enough
TO teach school. The feminine gender is a
she-redi,ary disease that absorbs away the
strength Of both soul and body. know what
the Indian doctors used 10 say. A squaw is
no,hin bat two legged COW, made to give
milk, and IL we pen up our boys with one of
'em through the sumner, they'll be great
calves tn the fall. Fel!er Siiizens, away with
these muley abominalons from the face Of the
'arih. say if We make our high melted boys
submit to psiiicoai government il will turn 'em
into women GU, and out, This is what makes
so many oil dmaids of East. Some OF 'eln have
told me that they could remember the time
very we'll when they were boys complete; but
being forced to milk cows and mind their mo-
theirs. they shed their skins and turned into
worthless, surplus shs-maIes,--,n everlas,in
pes, TO society. II our boys should all be
womaBized. who'll be left TO fight the Indians'
who'll attend TO the election fights next gener-
s,ioni Who'll cleanse oot the long winding
bowels # John Bull with pills Of cannon shot
like our glorious granddaddiesi Fsller cia-
zens. that down East" nabor Of ours. say is
a ,ory-ae's ia cahoos with England and is Try
ing to rain our Republican Institutions. He's
trying TO sir up resurrection among the wo-
men and &c, them to kill OF the men. o what
dreadful Sigh, now rises before ~ mind. !
see she two armies Ike 50 many mad bulls
advancing TO meet each Other. A Thousand
Stare f1,-s a., oxe, r,,- bsads I'm thr-e Lad