Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1844-01-02


masses Of the Red But,es.
% Hear the veteran editor, Major M.
M. Noah, discourse about the sex! One
would think he was growing young, and
still had a tender yearning after the gentle
damsels Of the Western world.
Good temper is the chief Of female vir.
,ues. A good temper hides many defects
Of the outside, and sets off homely coun-
tenance to better advantage than rough
alcoholic cosmetics. How many 'ornery'
little females have we seen surrounded
with haloes Of attraction by winning,
a placed, calm, obliging, smooth ,empera-
ment! All! how many! A beautiful vixen
is like a well fought battle-good TO view
at distance, but very disagroeable to ap-
proach nearly. A petulcnt, saucy. fault
finding. capricious beauty. is an awful pic
lure to contemplate; Taima's remarks pop
into ones mind at the first glance In
her palace a grinning and CHASTITY figure
whoever saw beauty that was not ca
PRECIOUS, unreas Enable, always for exact.
ing impossibiities forever displeased at
something with which she has no right to
feel out of sorts; ever unwilling to award
any one his full need Of praise? Perform
a service for any one of these lovely de-
mons. and ask the question, Is it we'll
done?' Will she answer as frankly.
'yes?' O! no.
Is it done well?'
well, it is not done ill.,
Are you out for "a walk =
well, Pm not imp
DO you admire Cachem're?'
! don't dislike it,
'Will you accept me for your protector
through life 2
Well, won't kick you GU, at PRESENT.
AT the opera, or some other place of
public escort, one meets a copy Of the Me-
dician Venus, a star-like creature, full Of
good points, as spirited as an Eclipse, as
beautifully FESTIVE as colt; and, like a
pumpkin -hearted fellow, he solic,s an in
PRODUCTION; he calls at her house, and is
surprised 10 hear, as he passes through the
hall TO the drawing-room, an account Of
Miss IS battle with a servant girl
What Jove-hke thunderbolt '-Phrenolo
gy is pretty fair science, and sh uId we
take another wife (Which is not at all like
ly) we shall examine her head as sure as
we are human. And her eyes. They
are the windows through which one may
look into the back yard of her mind, where
her propel.siIies, her likings, and her tenn
permanent are stored away for pre- servation.
A black-eyed girl is suspicious. A great
deal of fire turks behind these gypsy orbs
enough TO consume ones hap
piness to ashes, which are sprinkIed plen-
tiully over the sack cloth which we must
necessarily wear after the confagration.
Blue are very pretty for waxen dolls; but
full grown ladies are better without them.
If large and deep. they make tolerable
and generally accompany an
even and we'll order ed mind; but light and
shaded like Chiua plate, they betcken a
frivolous and weak heart and a:e express
sioness as Mutfirs. The lady owner OF
such optics had better be LEFT to bestow
their undivided affections upon their lap
dogs. hazel eye inspires at first Pla-
tonic sentiment, which gradully but surely
expands, ard cmerges into love as Sc
carely founded as the Rock Of Gibraller
A woman with haze. cye uever elopes
from her husband; never chats scandal;
never sacrifices her husbands comfort for
her own; never fault finds; never talks
TOO much or too lit,le; always is an enter
taining. intellectual, agreeable, and loveable
creature. We never knew but one unin-
terestIEg and unamiable woman with ha-
eel eye, and she had nose which looked
as the Yankee says. like the little end of
nothin' whitfield down to a pint lncom-
parable orbs. there is a depth Of express
sion. speaking glance, that appeals d.
recily to The inner man, a confidential and
affeciionate inspiration; an intellectually;
and many other things thine indisputed
right, hch have won our devotion and
our admiration. These are the women who
make amends for all the faults Of the sex,
certain. We are surprised tina, we could