Richmond enquirer. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1815-1867, 1844-11-26

meuis If mcchan;Cs, Wings distinguished for their
Of any KIND, THERE ARETHouSANDS OF WINGS,
honest capable, faithful, and anxious 10 obtain employ
ment From YARD of tape up 10 Brussels carpet aud
down again oa pPe-strm, lei Wings give The prefer
ence 10 Wings, until The cloud rhieh hreeeus all has
passed "-t hiehmond Uhig, Nor. 50, lsii.
We would commend this most precious NOR
ceau once more 10 our Democratic brethren the
State of Virginia. We would ask them, il they
are 10 be frightened into submission TO Wing
principles, by the avowal of such masnanimous.
hish-souled liberal sentiments as these, put forth
By the organ Of the Wing party in the ''Gibrallal
OF Whiegerv" Why, The tact is, the rejection
of Mr.. Clay has thrown this organ into convul-
sions; and The only way TO treat people who are
in fits is 10 deliver them over 10 these Doctors
.who are Hi upon fits" Patients under such
are not responsible agents. We
can only pity their " forlorn" condition. We
thought, at first when they cried out, in the Bit
leIness ofther grief WAY all thou cast dorm, oh
mu sonl?" that it was only an ordinary case Of
mysteries: but when we witness such writings
and contortons. snch toaming al the mouth, such
snappings and snarlings and see their green,
CLASSY eyes roll we really fear that il is decided
case of hydrophobia.
These Wing Editors are wonderful phenome-
ma. They remind us OF The we!l-known descrip-
lions OF animals b. keepers OF Menagerie>.-
This, gentlemen and ladies, is The Lama from
Pcru-runs al The rate o. seventy-lire miles an
hour-a pigeon tied 10 his tail can't keep up
We are certain tina, the more >edate, and prudent,
and generous OF their own party, are unable to
keep up with such noioGs- the pigeon that
would attempt il, would have lis feathers blown
entirely off lis body. Wecan imagine the writer
oi this wise article rising in the morning. and
locking from his window upon the two or three
miles square, which embrace all Richmond, and
with mind panied 10 grasp The expanse oil THIS
immense horizon, contemplating the eight hhn-
dred and otl Wing voters oi his vas. meiropo-
lis, ana iancgiag TO himself thai these are all The
people contained in this terrestrial globe and then
tonsoling himself with the reflection that this
great domain is his. and these his subjects and
slyia. OFT his porientous ed!ct, lie that employ
eth Democrat "a bout any thing, from yard OF
tape up 10 BrnsSeis carpet, and ct IN again 10 o
pipe-scm shall w guilty oi On unpaGonaaIc
SIM We can once more imagine Ills w'seacre
Surveying tie three hundred Spar. rs OF Rich
monl. and fancy their utter anl:hilation by the
tread decree. that all en. rovmcnt and patronage
must be given by Why's Ia Whios.' he con-
nr,ben,ive mlnd that tan .s in with ease. at 4
single glance, tie wide eNpanse bt,wcen &: yard
of lane and Brussels carpet. and is comp tent
t. 'ase the frantic lean from !: Brussels carpet
- lwn again 20 2 1ipe-s'em," may conceive, what
ordinary mind canno; comprehend, the tfepta-
ten, the :uiting.oi the k.ees, ih= palior Of the
cheek % every Dcmo"7 al 1T he terrible deHuncia-
ton oi This terrible l.iliipuian sor!s mas
quaii a; he inreai, 5ut men ano were ready ~
fac, =. buffalo i.iow and & Wild horse shn;',
ard who have faced Nhi% aGnrcr and licl.min-
in the darkest hours, are not 10 be turned back 10y
a ~,
mile and The ''skic, are brigh' ard Frightening"
We remember 10 have secn III torlaer DIS .
poetic description oi the Rich.aold Ca"alcade, .
in which he mantle scores enact ~ the i:te-
raisls ct those days wrIc properly satiriled. and
W. remember how the poe, describes the mid
night e ei, and declares, That when they came to
the hQ..se G; a Democrat, they shouted,
~ I'd here Democrat dcth dwell,
And may the villain 60 10 HI"
ind it S,r'ie- rs thai tac prose!.; rccommenca-
,iGG ot he Wig cfgsn is aniainount 10 the same
cl,san; prayer ltlhis il he feeling and The prin-
ciplcs which the country has cScarci by The de-
icai Of; the Wing party tier is there cause FOR JOS
iroe c grea;e; than Gas ever occurred by tic sue
cess oi any party, ;ncc the foundation q the go
vctr:nen!.
'i'ie idea ,..al Wings should de-. OILY with
Whigs. i, no doubt the perfection Of the Aomc
ma,Let their Orators 50 highly recommended 10
the people. II a gentleman steps into sore,
with the intention of making L purchase, The ilisI
question he must ask is, Are you = Whigl-
Then. Are sou Native Wing or a Foreign
Whigl Are you a Catholic Wing or an Anti
Catholic Whig' are you al Abolition Whisl
Are YOU Federal Wing or National Pcpub.i-
can Wing? .iic you Democratic Wing or
Wing Wing! In fine, Are you a Bots Wing!
1. tion ~ Of ell
Then he j. 10 have an argument upon the genus
andsrecies, upon the various breeds upon The Big
Endian>" ard The "fiWc Endiane"-;,nd alter al,
these things are settled, then The Wing is toask
IL rctura-AIe you Democrat BECAUSE il you
are we must refuse 10 take money from Demo-
rrais-wc canno, employ them, and Of course We
canEo, receive their money Again Ii a Wing
wishes 10 buy iurkey:-"ls that a Wing tGF
sey?" Did Wing raise it? Pcradventurc, the
master was Democrat and tic mistress
Whis-Then cones tie dispute whether the
who 81; "Oli Spot upon the ogg tina,
hached the turkey, is entitled 10 the credit ot
raisin. il, or whether the master is, who raised
The corn ;aat ic! Old Spo. and young Spot too;
and, then, another grave point is 10 be mooled
Z nd settled whether Cuiy who hrough, young
Spot 10 market, is a genuine Loco Foco-JameS
k-Van-J Policeman, or a real Coony CUT
IS!
III you wish 10 employ Lawyer" We arc told,
'therc are Wing Lawyers IN pcmR, and o.! the
highest cmincncc." "Il couIM" there are--and
he question rccurs, is the money YOU intend 10
pay that Lawyer designed 10 feed Democrats or
no,l Peradvcniarc that Lawyer NAV have sons
and daughters, too, who choose 10 think for them
selves; and some OF them may he Democrats; and
rs you intend to benefit none but Wings, you
mus, exact promise that no portion OF the fee
shall be used by any but the elect. Under this
category. il would be well 10 enquire, whether The
writer otthis lDagnanirnoGs editorial may not be
Il lawyer himself, I've mean no one in particular,
and We hope no one will Conceive himself al
ludcd to- b. us,) and whether il all the Wings
were persuaded 10 employ none but Wing law
yers, he might no, have n better opportunity O.
viewing 4 client, now and then, who, "lihc An
gels visits are few and far letween.' PaTicu-
arly. too, when the Spartan lawyers have beer,
heretofore, esteemed 'preity high up Tie LADDER.
by beth Wing and Democrat. There are more
things in Heaven and earth than are dfcamt OF In
hy Philosophy. Horatio.'
If Doctor is to be cmploved-Wc are told
hat there arc Wing Doctors too, SIN Pieniv'-
IN coprsc' there are hu. We would inquire,
merely Tor iniormatons sake, whether any body
an tel lis if Wing Doctors will refuse 10 attend
Demccr tic patients If W. should be sick, we
'noull HE 10 Know IN Tune, Tor We nave Nina
ceiling toward some of oar Wing Doctors, aad
would Willingly in such case, give them our mo
lcy, j Mcy r-onM eoAdeEe,d to take it. There
ire some other questions which we would like 10
lsk. Ii the patient be IN an aloplec!ic III. (nota
Wing conyusion) must the enquiry be. is The
Doctor a Wing Z We gran; You, il it te
genuine Wing CONFUSION, occasioned by lection
'cturns, a Wing Doctor ought 10 be cbtcincd, by
III means. The sight OF Il Democrat in such
,ases might be fatal. Bul should some Wig
Doctor, after the manner Of the Wing organ, Al
time wher his patient is III commissions 1T the
oss OF the little nck-nacks of Office and Place
II a;.me When he is almost fa,nished, sdyi his
Locoioco friends not To throw MIN cYcl the
crumbs that tall from their table, We admit the
'ase would h d desperate one. The situation OF
'uch Wing p3taht world be Tie sane IS The
orora condition OF Sancho Panza, when &c was
Governor OF the far-iamed Island Of BalatarIa.
AT Il 'nomen. when he was nearly starred, and
when his OH; cories we're tas!aiZed with savory
fishes and choice viands, Doctor Pedro positi"c
lie Bode-wei interposed, and con.man1ed every
ieiicacv 10 be removei-this 50 amazeG Sancho,