The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1844-03-25
Miscellaneous.
Peter Chancerv, Esq.
AND MS FIVE DOLLARS.
Shouting The blessings that may Joiiowmc settlement
II The smallest aceounts - -
Br pRorrssoR INoRAuANt


sBr PRoEEssoR INoRAHAm
Sir, hyou please, boss would like You to pay ibi,
Little bill To day ,'said for the tenth time half grown
boy ia DIZZY jacket TO lawyer in his Office 3 Us q
The attorney at length turned round and stirred the
boy fun IN the face as if he lad been son,e newly
discovered specimen in zoology, gave long whistle,
tlrus, his inky fingers first tu one pocket AMI then
into the other Of his black cloth vest, aud then gave
another long whistle, and completed his stare At the
boys face .'i .'.' "'A7' t-.'. -'.S''' ''-
'iio, ha, hum! thai bill, eh!' and the legal young
gentlernun extended The tips Of his fingers towards te
we'll worn Tut Of paper, and dainthgy opening il,
looked al III contsns.
Hum! for tapping and hee-nppng. six shilling s-
for foxing ten aud pence. aud other sundas Ell!
So your muster wants settle this BILL chr re-.
Peated the man Of The brisfs u rss ia .5.5....
Yes, sir, this is the nineteenth time have come
for i, Ii tend to knock of at twenty and call it
half day
.'fou re AN inpudent boy go
It's always irnpuden, 10 lawyers, COZ I cant help
it, it'- e,icIin.' A- era FfH3 ~ 1't. F+ ~, T.
:hou'ys got your eye teeth Gu, see.' 20 sHas5
Il bats hat boss sent FOR insteud o. the Pren
tees Us was gelipg their teeth cut cut mine AZ
nine noinhs old-wnh a hand saw. Boss says il you
donipay iie bill he'h sue. you'll A-s,ai sz Il
sue me! I'm awyer!' .-g.- s,g..
r. i no matter Tor th"t! Lawyer or no lawyer boss
declurcs he'll do itso fork oyer!' -'t' i..
sDec'ares he'ii sue ue.' a' -..H- s... a'r.H...
AS true az there's another LAWYER in ali Fildelry,
That would be bod!'
'Wou'dnth"
'"ee' you v"sapord' SUPPOSE must Pny
"'''' "''''u ''e ''.o'"ey 70 ''aSe''. MOI my
P''" W p"y mess S'',''' o'''S' """' ~ "w>e's
P'''s.'on s"ou '"r NC CT" ge' ce" OF paying MS
own bills3 He'll sue me? IT'S just FIVE dollars! IL
comes hurd, and he don't want the money! Whu, is
five dollars to himl Ills boy could have eurned i
in the time he has bee n sending him TO dun me for
it, So your master w sue me for il il don I paw
p, .IIs saws he will do il and charge ,ou new pair
shoes for me- .-...... ....., "a, ..,..t ia ....,.
f'arkee' l can pay TO day; so II your boss w'I
sue' Jn't De SO k'rd as 10 ASK Nun 10 employ mo as
'.yon,' ..,.... 10, i......., ....,-...., .. 3D.,
Yes; IN issue the writ have il served and then
you see shall pot the costs into my own pocket in
stead of seeing them 90 into another lawy.r's. So
YOU see il hay, to nav The bill I'm make the costs
Capital idea!' .,. ...,..5l ,......,4sz. ed. -..,
ne BOY tcrached ms mead qwhe as u STRIVING
10 c"mpfehehd ms ''ap'a' iea' and men shook u
d"ub''ngy' dom Know anont TINS; II looks tricky.
III ASK boss though II as now you say you won't
pny il hollow without being sued
ia rather be su ed If hen employ me bow
Slut whose 10 nav Them cos,s-tbe boss9,
The LAWYER looked all a, once yery serious and
CAV another Of those onv whistles peculiar 10 him
wen. I am sensible man. n,uIy Nv anxiety to