Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1841-1853, 1844-12-03
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By &. \. \ ]. ?. CHAPMAN.

II seemed II IT was proposed that his hat should
from tins time forth, Instaliedas afXturc-Stubbs
his hat, ono ard ind visible" Stubs buiioned
coat clear up his chin, with an air that told plain
than words could speak, that las charities were hcI
after 20 remain at home. and that all popular ayeu
20 his heart were closed now and forever, with -
admttance" chalkcd over the door" No admlttan
except on business" to the bosom of Stcntor Stub
He took IN, defeat the inexperienced are apt To tai
such Things a personal matter. Not being H.,
it, he felt airontcd. He thought that lac had bee
- made game of. To be game" Of your own
cord Is an honor. but imagine that other folks a
making game Of YOU, j. productive Of an unplea
ant sensation. when YOU are not exactly used to 1t.
- Don't 20 Stubbs,' said brother politician, as
pulled MS scgar; swat for the full returns. | Wa
To know how much you're defeated cause made
bet that You couldn't come II. Then, there's the re
Of the ticket"
The furics take the rest of the ticket. eaculat,
Stubs, rs he pushed thrO the crowd and STROBE lndl
nanily along; " III 20 straight home and break
thing I'll smash chair over the tablc-I'l jam
stick right through the window-l'll dance on the
of the tea things. Not elected Don't let any boo
ever try to speak to me again, If they don't want
kech II. But If they have anything TO say, nows Il
time There's the watchman-what does he mean
bawling -, If the whole town did not know WIN
o'clock II Is l'vea great mind to-yes ifhe WASH
50 BIZ would-and if do come little one
I'll shake Charley all To pieces this very night. i
commit justfabe homicide
IIa ha - laughed Stubs, Historically, if Mr.
Stubs up yet, she's got to hear of it. I'll give h,
a bit of my mind. WHY did she let take
nation She told me not, know; do believe III
told me so only TO make me take IT, If she had advls
ed me to take IT, She knows wouldn't nothing bu
contrarlness IN these women It, all her fault-it
always her fault-Somcbody else Is continually get
ting me INTO a scrape.
And them added Stubs, savagely, "when w
done correcting the old woman, there's got TO be
spankade. I'll rouse out every of the children
I'll spank EN- tall I'm tired, and do a fathers duty b,
them They've been neglected the whole of this
paIgn and I'll begin To be paterna right off the reel
Well" continued Stubs. in a soitcncd tone
- there's always n comfort for married folks There
somebody ut home that you blow Up when youv
a mind To. and they can't help themselves Stranger
won't take it when YOU feel sassy but it's the boun
den duty Of Mrs. Stubbs to listen and not to thro,
things at me. Every body isn't liable to slappagc
but It's lost upon the little S,ubbscs if it ism
due now. they can take it account. All domcsti
felicity is one of the greatest things that ever
found out. especially when you're not elected Home
sweet home. one can have row at home, and It
nobodys business but your
There's one thing certain at any rate said Stubs
on the following morning, as he pokcd the ncwspapc
with the election returns into the stove; I've don
with politics. | don't like being called kangaroo
and cannbal, and all sorts of hard names. I've bee
pcppcrcd quite enough for while IN that way. IN.
another thing I'm tired of forking out for other PEG
Pies amusement. When a mans on the ticket. n
they call IT. he pro bopo Tubiico. the public bon
every thing he's got. Money. oh. yes, money for FRO
ccssions. money for flags. money for meetings.
cy for dockymcnts. money for newspapers. money
money all the time But that's not enough if You're
the ticket YOU must work like horse besides
run ronnd the town, and scanper over the country
get up early. 90 10 bed late and get dinner
have To keep cold potatoes IN your pocket and eaten
You 80. kerh one bad cold atop of the o,hcr bat
cold, TIL you're hoarsc the man with an ov~tc
cart, of rainy might. And then. when YOU feel hat
Yourself about 1t. YOU mustn't let on that YOU fee
bad, but whoppcrs to keep up their spirits And
last when your pockets empty, when you're loal
rs greyhound and croal like raven. when yom
busne>, IS gone rack aud rum, why then. you're no
elected. and set down used up. That's Tia,
finish.
1--WE had a talk with Mrs. Siubb, about it. wei
Office of mindng my own affairs, and looking after
my shop. Ne and Mrs Siubbs are the tntct
States. and TO be President thereof The chi
drcn 10 be the people they the ror popai az,
are To- hurrah and vote for at every election. ON
candleligh professions shall be up and down stairs
We'll have town meeting every day at dinner. ant
find our own loavcs and fishes. Pom my word. nov
that me aud Mrs Stubs have concluded not 10 hay,
hard words any more. If don't begin 10 think that
be beaten IN election Is sometimes Just about lt
best thing tAat could happen TO fellow. Ii sort 81
settles HIM down. puts notions ont of his head make
him sleep without dreaming, and send him about his
business. feel all the better of II already And the
little S:uhbsc> shall have cent apiece all round this
very afternoon