Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, IA [i.e. Ind.]) 1839-1854, 1843-09-16


Prophet, (accordIug Jacksonville lIlnoIan OF
the 1854 uit.,) has been beating the collector OF
taxes. for Hancock county. 1t seems that Joe had
taken offence The collector account OF The
manner which he had discharged ms duty, IN
reference TO some OF the Prophets lois IN Nauvoo;
aud during recent VISIT of the collector 10 that
city, he was attacked and cruelty beaten By Joe
IN presence OF several hundred OF his faithful
The opinion very generally prevails IN Illinois
that Joe Ill be Obliged 10 leave the country
EGYPTIAN Ruins 1t is said that the Prussian
ScIett tic Expedition has discovered The ruins Of
The ancient Lrbyrnlh, and the PyfaRid Of Moe
ris. The Laby rlnth Is made 10 contain several
hundred chambers, with walls from h.ieen to
twenty feet high.
EARrHeUAKE-Thcre was an earthquake al
Memphis on the l>}h tust. which lasted minute,
and accompanied with considerable NOISE.
The Nashville Banner has letter from Randolph,
Tennessee. which states. that the shock was felt
there, as severe The 18th Of January.
A tall iona han was pa'roling up Broadway,
short time since, w It'll sheet Of gingerbread under
his arm. and gazing a the signs. when one. which
was labelled General Finding Store, Attracted his
attention. He entered. chewing at his ginger
bread, and, after severe effort at swallowing.
like hen cntinc dough. he exclaimed, Il swow!
YOU must be darned lucky chaps 10 find all these
things. 'spose YOU ha'nt found my umbrella,
are you?'
The man VITO negiects to pay for his newspaper,
is in danger OF dying every day!
A MACHINE To SrEAK.-One NJ. Faber, OF
Germany, has invented machine that actually
speaks. sings, &c. The throat and lis organs
are copied closely from The human original, and
are made Of gum elastic. The sounds are pro-
duced by the action OF keys aud pair Of bellows
II can speak loudly softly, and emphasize
words according the discretion ot the inventor.
,,,I.,. dpr Al A en-
swear good EngIsh?
4 OLD BAcuELoRs.--It is said that Ole bachelors
are the l0uclicst set Of beings in society. They
eat alone, 20 To bed alone, alone, ride alone
die alone, and 90 TO the devil alone and Yet
neither men. women nor children viii let them
alone.
Mr. Morse will soon commence laying down
his Electro Magnetic Telegraph wires on The
line Of the B4tlmore and Washington Railroad
Aniqnorant follow being about to be married
reso!v cd to make himself perfect IN the responses
OF the service; but by mistake got by heart The
office of baptism for ripper years; so when ho was
asked in the church-'WIlt thou have this woman
etc, he answered, Il renounce them ALL The
clergy man SAID i think you a fool; TO which
, he replied, 'Al this ! steadtastIy believe
DR.. Brewster, an American dentist, in Paris
having been sent for operate on The teeth @
The Imperial family, in Russia, received costly
presents and the title of Baron, mark OF thea
regard tor his ability. He resides al Paris
= a boy who was sent Uuu uZ.;o. s,..,, ,,t.ss.
questioned rs to what detained him he nswered
Rot the things, il amt use, they won't bic
SOFT I've been at 'em than hour, anC
the more biIes en-, the harder they gets."
NEW CoUNTERrEIT A $50 bill Of the North
ern Bank Of Kentucky, new plate, payable al
Lexington; dated lst May, 1913 letter y, No
l35.
correspondent Of the Cincinnati Sun urges
with great fotco the erection of monument IN
The Q4een City, to the memory IF General Har-
rIson.
Curran said to Father O'Lenry, :Reverond
father, wish you were St. Peter" 'Why?" said
the priest. Because then you would have the
keys of heaven, and could let me IN" II had
better have the keys" sand Fa ther O'Learv 'sof
another place. aud then could let you out.n
French dentist, failing, after several trials
to extract lady : tooth, accounted for by say
ing Tint nothing bad could out of her
mouth
The Richmond Eaqnirer calls Mr. GAYS re-
sent letter "A BLAST FROM THE BUGLE"
1t is. a trumpet sound called horsencn
for the field OF battle together, with more spirit
string music, than this blast from the bugle rally
The Wings Of the Union They accept the word.
They have heard the BLAST FROM THE
BUGLE!-iEe.r Gaz.