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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1843-04-14
VOL. IX.-NO. 33.
A RICH OLD MAID.

In threading the streets of Natchez there
is something peculiar in the signs over the
large mercantile houses These Sims as
sure the stranger that large portion of the
business in this country is done by females
they are the capitalists, and the active
members of the business firms. As an in
stance OF The pranks played by Dame For
tune on those who WOO her favor by industry
and economy, we would name the case of
LYDIA D. About fifteen years since
she came 10 this place from Philadelphia.
alone poor, iriendless and unrecommended.
and commenced business in the humble ca
pacIty OF huckster-selling apples, candy,
&C, at the corners of the street-next n
small shop-a retail store, &c. gradually
rose up until her property is now valued at
three hundred thousand dollars. For soma
years her operations in Natchez and Vicks-
burg have been large. She owns some doz-
en- of the finest houses in Vicksburg. and is
now rich old maid and what is rare cir
cumsiance, accumulated all by her own in
custry. She has none ofthe contracted no.
tons and love Of small matters peculiar to
old maids but has strong. graspino mas
cuIlne propensity for heavy business transac-
hons, with all the care and economy of
strict housewife When in Vicksburp the
other day, she was pointed out TO us. and
we pursued her several squares until she en-
tered storehouse on business. Her fea.
lures arc rigid with care and calculation
There is none of that sweet smile of loneliness
whlch play about the sweet counenance of
woman-her voice has assumed hard and
commanding tone, instead of the soft caden-
ces OF love and kindness--her step is hur-
red, instead of light and graceful. Her ac-
ton, look and air is that of business, in
stead of the graces of lovely woman.
She only knows one impulse of action
money As an illustration of her character.
we will name one instance ofher atiempting
10 WOO the powers Of Cupid. Having acci.
dentally discovered that she was alone in the
world, about four years since she determined
upon purchasing husband. One day. as
Judge Pinkard, (brother of DR.. Pinkard. for
merly OF LawreDoeburgh, Ind. J was passing
her establishment in Vicksburg, she called
hm IN, and informed him that she wanted
hun to count some money for her.
The reader will recolect Judge Pinkard
is an old bachelor. The Judge, at her re-
quest, stepped into her counting room. where
she had one hundred thousand dollars lying
upon the table. When the Judge had finish
ed counting the lore pile, she informed him,
~ quite business manner, that he could
have the control of it, if you nW take me
tr'th II. History does not mention whether
the Judge took the question under consider
alton, or whether he rendered the opinion
ct The Court instantly. But we are glad his
decision has been preserved. He has deci-
ded that the one hundred thousand dollars
was quite desirable, but the REMEMBRANCE was
greater than the nett value So the petitions
er was nonsu'ted. We would suppose she
was about forty years Of age, but it is hard
to Judge the age of an old maid Cor. of In
diana Amer.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1843-04-14
GOOD ADVICE.

Tie following is an extract from an adj
dress delivered by W. W. Bowie, at an ac-
rlcnltural meeting, not long since in Prince
Georges County, Md
"Felow-iarmers, let us then. in these
times ofpressure and pecuniary embarrass-
ment," get rid of our luxurious habits -
abandon the fashionable follies of the day:
Top oil all unnecessary expenses, and re-
turn to plain unsophisicated customs of
our iore-iathers. Let hdustry and Econ
omy be your watchword, and let il be prac-
tlcally seen and felt in your household
Work less land and take better care of what
you make. Make am annual investment in
the improvement of our farms Let us give
up the fashion of selling nothing we eau
consume, but rather let us waste, or prodi-
gally consume nothing we can sell. By
snch radical changes in our course of life.
and IN our system of farming, that peace
and plenty that contentment and COM
tort that ease and happiness which is our
birlh-rIght as tillers OF the soil, will again
revisit our home, and the bright Sun of
Prosperity will again shine over old Mary
land IN all its wonted effulgence, and light
up with happy smiles the. countenances of
her independent sous and her beauteous
daughters
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1843-04-14

some tidings about me. My arrival, mar
ried man, solved the difficulty to their great
delight Go, bring Bertha to u.s., cried
Marie; i am dying TO embrace herr !
was not long in bringing Bertha to her
friends.
My brother Michael is landlord of thelit-
tie inn over the way, sir, and you may guess
who his wife is and why we rally each ON
er about brokCn promises Now YOU have
my story Jaques was happy man.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1843-04-14

A Disease witiout Remedy. certain
lady went to physician, in great trouble d
bout her daughter
"What ais her 2" asked the doctor.
"Alas, doctor cannot tell but she has
lost her humor, her looks, her stomach her
strength consumes every day, so that we
fear she cannot live"
why do you not marry her ?"
"That we would fain do, and have offer
ed her as good match as she conld ever
expect, but she will not hear of marrying"
us there no other, do you think, that she
would be content to marry 2"
"Ah, doctor that is what troubles us :;
for there is young gentleman we doubt
not that she loves, that her father and | can
never consent to"
"Why, look you, madam" replies the
doctor gravely, "then the case is this, your
daughter would marry one man, and you
would have her marry another now in all
my books find no remedy for such dis
ease as this, "-Seiected.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1843-04-14

Preeocuy-A Young man of II lately married
glrl OF l3, at Quebec The boy imposed upon the
clergyman by wearing false whiskers, and the girl
by cotton breast-works.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1843-04-14

Died, at Gros Pain, near Quebec, on the 10th ult.
aged 2 years and months, Mrs Matilda Bedard,
wife OF Mr. Laurent Paradis, Jr Al the same place,
the above named, aged % years and 10 months
Al The same place, on the LIST December, Marceline
bedard. sister of the two above named, aged 70
years and 10 monhs-they all three died Of scarlet
lever AT the same place, on the ODD August last,
Angelo Bedard, sister of the three aforenamed, a.
ged D years and months They We're all daigh-
tiers OF Capt Joseph Bedard
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1843-04-14

AT a religious meeting that was much
crowded, lady persevered in standing on
bench, an thus inlerrupting the view ofoth-
ers, though repeatedly asked to sit down.
A reverend old clergyman at last rose and
said, gravely, 81 think if the lady knew she
had large hole in each of her stockings,
she would not exhibit them in this Way
This had the desired effect she immediate
~ sunk down on her seat A young minis
ter standing by, blushed up to the temples,
and said, "Oh, brother, how could you say
what was not the fact p "Not the fact %
replied the old gentleman "if she had not
large hole IN each of her stockings, l
should like to know how she cot them ON y,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1843-04-14

lover recently entered house which he
had been forbidden TO visit magnetized both
the old folks, and then ran off with the dough!
ter at his leisure.
New-York daily tribune., 1843-09-01
WHOLE NO. 7l5.
CITY INTELLIGENCE
TUrsp.Y, August 3

TUESDAY, August 81.
Police OFFIcE-ARHEsTs FOX PASSING CoUN-
rEErEIT AfoSrr-Jon F. Low and Caleb Smith ar
rested charged by Nr Michael W Connect of 40 Broad.
way with attempting pass upon him 81 counterfeit bill
on The Iradesmea's Bank. Both fully committed
STEALING a VELVET CARA man named Patrick Green
was committed for stealing velvet cap from, the Of
Theodore Clark, corner Of Pearl aud Chatham
OUTRAGEOUS AssAuLr.--A man named John Akin
arrested to-day and held TO bail in large amount for
inhrpany beating person named Thomas Harris Grand
street Akin left Harris the psyemeu, fer dead but by
the use CT nos:Funis, &c he resuscitated.
UTTER foLIcE OFFIcE.-ATrEMPr At Ass,sSI-
SATroS.-A man named William Donnelly vas arrested last
night and lodged prison the charge Of the high
ter house Ol Houston Donnev went into Good
wins when words passed of angry character upou
which ponney drew pistol from his pocket, pulled the
trigger but missed fire. fortunate circumstance for had
exploded doubt three sugs, with which loaded
would have entered the breast OF Goodwin Douuely pre-
sen,ed 1t deliberately in that direction.
STEALING A PAIR or PANrALooSs.--A man named John
Foster committed for stealing pair Of panaloons from
James Farrell.
SrIlLrSc CorPER FROM ForSpRY-Robert DAVIS wa.
committed tra for stealing about 81 ST worth Of old
copper from the foundry Of MessIs ~ X G.. w. Brady in
Charles The ,ef disposed OF junk shop a;
the corner of the Eighth and h street. kept by
Gilmer.
CoRoNER's OFFGcE-DEATH IN THE Cry PRls-
oNThe Coroner this morning held inquest NJ his Office
III the Halls Of Justice tile body OF an unknown man,
who brought Prison carriage on uesG1y even
ing between aud o'clock partial state Of sensbili-
y 1t the time. He found in that ying IN tulton
On his ARRIVAL the Tombs he placed cell
and dlscoNeied the next morning dead therein HIS BODY
taken 10 the Dead House the Park and Dc
the Prison Physical made postmortem examination Yer
Dict death from -son Of the bran aud that there
Cupab!e negligence the part Of the Keeper of the City
Prison sending for the Ply clau the deceased
This inquest would have been held "Wednesday, but 1t
supposed his body would have been recognized
SUDDEN DEAra.-Also, at the house Of George Clnch,
ii .Dt,t Ig.l,
Francis Louisa a native of Montreal, aged 3d. He
dealer horses here abcu weeks since and this
morning, while sitting feed box in his stable at the
above place suddenly fell expired postmortem ex
-arnnaton was made BY Drs Rawson and Busted and from
their testimony the jury rendered verdict OF death from
apOplexy.
New-York daily tribune., 1843-09-01
The Cherokee Troubles.

The report that John Ross the head chief of
the Cherolces, had been mardcred by his political
opponents, docs not receive confirmation; but the
facts which gave rise to it are even more appalling
The last Madisonian has the following official
depatch:
New-York daily tribune., 1843-09-01

WINDOW SHADE DEPOT, No. Spr,ce-st.
w The subscribers invite the attention Of the pubic 70
tsr splendid assortment Of Decorative Window snaaS s
having been got up with great Care aud wsann 20
The Of Splendid EoiI, American vae:s an
Italian do, Wild yisae,ss, Freneh seTol sns I;othic
sndcape Csnes Tinnrn Atbeys Moonlight xis%s sst be
&c s.sp b B,anssh sn, n,hsl sae
southern Ws:.fsT sTo MersipSEs. Dc as1GSY sISsY sa ms
J try, bxAH@ VIZ " 80 "
New-York daily tribune., 1843-09-01
my29 tmeof
;ee;.,,. ouiet. and Comrort.-The G

y HeRi!N. sZUicI; !tIit! 'UtTFEU W -
ham Hou> BarclaystT.t, New ors pro-s atS aEtases
10 strangers stopping few WEEKS the city, such as
a, lsrely offered Il -ciby located clean and airy
street very the business part ~ he cit: and n the m
mediate vicnitg of the principal steamboat landings II
tpents an, eonvet and hale IT'S table supplied
-, tho hes, ,seahcs ard Fruits thai can liz procured,
rniios entirely Animal Food aud stImUaEts ol al kinds
barcrs noera aud every effort made render BoaerS
comfortable Shower Baths free Remember eS BaIclty
-, iy25 IF
New-York daily tribune., 1843-09-01

And we pray the Almighty God have your Excellency
our great and good friend, in his most holy keeping.
New-York daily tribune., 1843-09-01

CN ECONOMY AND FASHlON.-Io those
who study suhschber in accordance o,af1es
Vo.skn Hats on fur bodies, the extreme loW price oil
s. The above an .,EaG, o ifs, & M Hat Il :ss s and f9safa5d sf and
-and 10 give satisfaction Aso constantly manuiacuI
six hat, Of the best quality as, Svg Of v, and
- - - Caos ssftntIy en- hand J. w. KELLOoO,
2ilI m
New-York daily tribune., 1843-09-01

Another account says that Gov. Arrnio. after
his defeat BY the Texan bandits. fled as fasl as
he could for Santa Ff, leaving the Traders utterly
without protection on his SIDE Of the Boundary.
New-York daily tribune., 1843-09-01

GlT The steamship GREAT WESTERN, Captain
Hosken, left this port at 2 o'clock yesterday af-
ternoon, her last trip but one this season, with
scrcntv nasSrnrcrS a follows:
New-York daily tribune., 1843-09-01
THE TRIBUNE BOOK.BINDERY.

n s,r,c,-.,r,., r. r;hrns rrildir,s
r,,,uS 70 prgI \ %5;i iIi,. lis ;r h i,,, and
49, b has co2oInard hmSpess @ Win
d , a - DO ,et;c 70 Ic cnsnmar boL &C oualitv
f " IN and scaI nT rhar%e" J., :. Ian,r rsI In ~
cute Binding in all lis branches.
Jobs OF any KIND appsfain'ns to the business solicited VI
ders left MOI Spceseet vii! be thankfully received
and faithfully attended TO- Iyl2 II
,,s.
faSnioHS: EhSnl0nS :: EhSihoHs =
D. \ = o. WiltnSS Si.s"oIi piafe OF ilSioiS containing
eighteen elegant tsue, ot tall aud winter costumes now
Ieid 0r dcry TO SuScbefS aud on sale at the Once o
ne iaii"rS Ml:a2ine, No. " Nassau street.
ne oo"!Dit system icf cHttis garments nl every u
einS r most perfect III t"oTl' taoE
anu pt >ie' 1iS9 superior article oil taofS GuaiA .,e
New-York daily tribune., 1843-09-01

SIFwREcE-The schooner Ann Frances, from
Pol Leon, for sw Orleans, wrecked on the 23d u
The Port Leon Gazette has received the following plcu
lars Of tf- disaster om the captain Of the schooner who
was the survivor:
The Ann Fr,nces, Edward G Walker, master. eft this
port Tor Ns's-otleaas spalschcoe about the I'D
a!t having board passenger bv the name OF Henry
4leau and TWO otnes persons engaged hands. While in
the Dog Island SOUNDS the 22d the ehoones struck
BY white saa and caszed, drowning Mr.. Means and
The hands capt Walker saved his life by clingng part
of The hatch which lie fortunately gsped passing
him, aud drifting The distance miles, when
he aaded the Light, House. We understand that Mr..
Means engineer and formerly resident Of Louisiana
where h has daughter living"
u The crops in Wisconsin and iowa are said
h. r.ahlr rnoh
New-York daily tribune., 1843-09-01
Acgv4's OFFICE, PoRv Cissor, \. C.,


SIR: It becomes my duty to inform you that
on yestcrdav-so report says-lsaac Bushyhead
and Elijah Hicks (both '' Ross men, were both
murdered, and David Nann, Treasurer of the Ma
ton, dangerously wounded. The difficulty oc-
CURED at the Court House in Saline district. the
place designated for the Judges Of election of the
different precincts of said district to meet the day
after the election to make out "returns.'
I have not been able to learn TO what extent it
is likely to 60 but shall start in an hour for Mr..
Ross's, where | will be able to learn more accu-
ratcy the state of affairs, and report to the De
partmcnt accordingly.
The commanding officer Of this post has been
apprscd by me of the trouble, that he may be in
readiness to act if necessary.
| have the honor TO be, very respectfully,
Your obedient servant. NJ. DUF AL,
Acting for P. NJ Butler, Cherokee Agent.
T. II. CRAWFORD, Esq.
Commissioner of Indian Affairs, Washington City.
The following paragraph affords some insight
into the cause of these troubles
The last Arkansas Intcligcncer states that the
Cherokccs have elected John Ross their Principal
Chief, and Geo Lowry Second Chief by ma
jorty of 500 votes and that Mr.. Ross has ma
iority in the Committee and Council The same
paper announces that it has received various ru-
nors of disturbances among the Chcrokccs; that
David Vann the Treasurer of the Nation, ELIJAH
Hicks and Isaac Bushyhead were murdered on
the Sth inst, at one of the precincts during the
election. 1t further learns that the friends o tho
deceased were armlng and collecting for the pur
pose of arresting the murdcrcrs and that the
friends OF the murdcEers were also collecting fol
the purpose of dclefNing and protecting them.
New-York daily tribune., 1843-09-01

ROBBERY OF THE MnLRURY BANK.-On
Tuesday the 18th ins packages of Sl7 600 each in
bills ON the Milbury Bank that Bank by the
Suffolk Bank Boston, and charged ther of depos-
its On subsequently examining the packages, of them
was found contain purpoed but from the other Tie
SIT 900 had been ugenousy distracted and brown paper
substituted The pepeato OF the ingenious theit has nor
Yet been discovered.
L. A Convention Of Friends Of the Sabbath
in New Jersey held wBfunswck on Iuesday-
Chief Justice HORSEPOWER presiding Nine Doctors oi
Divinity and other Ccrgymen took part 'tS DISCUSSIONS
and series of resolutions affirming the necessity aud point
m out the means of securing better observance of the Sab
b4tl was adopted. In the evening Rev Dr. EDw.Ros who
is deyotin himself the general Agent delivered
al Address before large audience who listened with nte
and appreciation.
n Thomas Starr killed David Burlington IN
acro.hop Eight at Evansville Arkansas, the 'th August
Cherokee politics was the subecon which they qoarreled
Burlington being Ross man; Starr opposed Alter h'gh
words Burlington shot 5arr,le ball hit his Forehead
and glanced when Starr assaant the heart with
Bowie.kniir. Starr escaped.
T. The store Of Messrs Mackoy, at St Louis,
Mo- robbed CT money and yaluabes tohe amount OF
5000 Ike 18th inst On the night the store Of Aless's
BOYD also red, it presumed by the villains
Of whom is said there bold and organized gang IN 81
Louis
u a Grand Council Of the Choctaw Indians
still remaining in Mississippi lately session at the a
TOO Old Towusabou five thousand persons IN attendance
Gov Tucker and his Attorney General there as also
Agent Of the t. States tbea TO sell ont the lanes
they ye: own in that State and go West-the old story
II A Methodist Camp Meeting, under the
direction of Rev John s Porter progress at Spring
Garden near Belleville n. j. Is miles from Newark
Preaching at TO- ~ and T. Another Camp Meeting IS 10 o.
held az New.P,oyidsnce ESSEX Co. commencing next on
day.
Domestic sMr.-1he quantity Of salt inspect
I'd at Syracuse Saiua Liverpool and Gedder, all 'thn
the town Of salina for the week ending August 10Th was
o bushels Barrels for packing selling at 20 cents
each Wood at - per cord and Salt 81 Per barral OF hHe
bushels.
GoNG Wesr-Eleven double wagolis loaded
with e'erant. snd their xihgs passed through Buia'o
on the 2ad Iba Gazette thes looked very nuch IKE
disciples Of sbe prophet Of Nanvoo.
lis. c. Atkinson & Co. have become pro-
prie,ors tie Philadelphia Daily sun, aad l. = he''n
Esq will os,ca,e Editor.
II A man named Matson was arrested nn III
New Orleans on the 2d having s585 IN counterfeit
in his possession. ,11,.i,-
TyGov. MoRroS has appointed Natfll iim'a, Il..;1
lev Of stable Sheriff of that County, IN pisee o.
| Crock-r, deceased
| NJ It's stated that the fare between SCHEME,
,ady and Albany BY Mohawk and Albaay
| been reduced TO twenty-five cents
nr The RocKIANp News tneutral} mas JUS
been started by John L. Burs HaTssaw, koek,sna S9'
Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1843-11-20

FROM uAl ANA AND AiEXICO.-'rLe s'e m
ship Nrp une, brIng,ng duties iioni Havana Il, Tue
9TH Iiisi. ihcl'ssIvr' The Brig oi ~ur S.mrrs.
w Veal. ,rtInHI'der HrrNtd al IIava,.a un the.
3lsI oil. ~iih oithe psrsr 81 the bark Wind,
ser Which vessel. I",nd ifuln Businli To liza, ana
was wrecked on The 2orh uIi.no abouI mile ea,t
Oi yaIaro
The pohical Affairs 81 Cuba prese M nothing new
BY this ARRIVAL We have daes from M.xco law
days lu''F i.an Ia reioi,rs received. TIE Yuraiun
C''nn'ssi'hrf- had lrir h'r hume wi,huui accom-
pi'shing any ihng. Sa";a Ana had LEFT tie CAPITAL
!"r his resIdene- near Vera Cruz
j" ~ .h''i" her~:O existing m Mcr,co
nsn'nsi The rbir. IuIo The K. puhiir .f Sp,n,sh
PIr.s n-sn g.. nn.v,d by Ise late decr~s II
sun An a; aud hsv nre allowed. " r ZONE
sEh r-tt'H'i'-. ." exsr-si The iuGs IhH oI heir
o'i're q" sonS ioo'''g as ,he native elcrgy-
~ o Bafietln.
Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1843-11-20
OLD. BuT wrIL.rnln

SAVING POSTAGE. IIhla Mister Posi-.
na-l'er and is there u letter here for Dennis
y Cisiiahanf' inquired the identical Dennis hin,eli
a. he rude up 10 The door ola certain Posi- Office
Il believe There ~ repieJ the Pot klasle- s,ep.
ping back and producing the leilrr n The door.
And VIII you he kind as TO ride II for me.
seem had the misfortune 10 be edicaiea 10 ,.,ls
sever bal IA the worldf hum5Iy uAkeI The Trash.
man.
10 ne sure sir SAID the acc; nm0daling Post
MASTER 81 he opened The episiie aud read. vim a
good deal "ldhliruliy. three very Interesting poees
concerning DeouiS's f'lks aud aIairs ia old Ireland
me SAID Dennis. whh bOlh legs turned .u line
same side Of Tie saddle listening all the While i,b
becoming moekness and gratitude
Niue" Obliged ." your honor. for lhroubI.n' your.
sell and consumin' your valuable time ~,st, an.
age on my leilher7"
fifty cents. sir"
"A ve'y raisOna le price for such comlorli,,'
lelhef; bat ne could hover Ihik Of AKIN yer Mr..
ship. To credit The likes y ne W nav Nh. ke.n a.,
leiIhsr for paYr'
Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1843-11-20
PITTSBURGH MARKETS.

Thursday. Nov. 10. lsd3
FLOUR-Lhile Fl,ur is nov cunning IN and .aI~.
lew 'ass ago oi 2UO barrels fer lie Upper Ale
she"y RIVER Trade $3.50. par mud. y, bl.i. and
sales are daily making hon Wagons and AT, IA s3,
375aS3 so.
PROviSIONS-Ba Bauer in kegs. duh a, sae. :,
FRESH Roll Ia hbs. I.8r H. ard IN j. mani :;
a64 III. Cheese. sales in Box-. 5. aud ca.k, az
cents ID. Ialiow. rough. 4; Rendered g. a III
Beef CaIile s2A3. AID Hgs SS5 10 ger 100 Ibs =
Sheep 2lal.2' ). arL calves - A each.
CROCERi ES-SlOeks unusually large. a.s,rt-
mems excel eiit. n Pncss EN-. c. Zee, RIO "a. 8.
iiasa"na a "a. >, Domingo TAI c.s 20 ma. s,-
gar. New Orleans sales by Iie Ishd Gail chs. Lx
'he hhL III eta NiuHSses. sales 1880 crn,. gal.
lo. snnii Suck. T,a. Young II, svn 1915. ln,.x
rial 62aS0 reuis.
FEATHERS Sales al % els a pound.
IRON Bi'"ms. JunaIa. s52a55 Pc Metal ms
advanced shade. sales from s23o25 Tor A.,eyhspv
and iiHnging Rock.
SAGf-Saii has advanced. SHES of The neck
from WaFriOu-es. aud boas about 500 bbI. al 75
and smaller sale. al 81 3f4 biol.
Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1843-11-20

ANIMAL ECONOMY.--As a Yankee Redlsr Of
me genuine Conueei'eni breed. one day IN front
whose ribs might be as easily coon,ei ~ aa,hl.,
~ a boys pocket. rVgnish lUokmse nurse ,orkev
aeeos'ed the Pedsr. thinking 10 have sDns fu, nj,
him. l0Osss
- say. ! rather imagine IL don't cnsf much IN
Keep ihti ere Creature 10 feed. dossil"
veal no"' what would ylu awe n knowy 4
make . rule never 10 Trade for n0ibin."
Neh' sad he jockey. IF you can feed him on
any thing cheaper lhan lsths and brickba,s. 49,,
support HEEL u ifeai."
DUNE said jonathan. pulling both hands into nj.
poSkels aud booking into The Jockeys face. II lake
yer up. stranger. j1si gels lot Of shsvinss anJ
pot per o. green spcciscies on the ANIMAL No.
and tie ioolish erealuse thinks 90 erss.iu fbat
rate ae eais barrel e dsyi Nov. saranees. nm
lake swselner, ifyou phase"
Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1843-11-20
CONuNDRfr,sS

BY Slueors.-1o Whist color does a,,,;,.
change boys cOmpleri0n9 q makes him veil %
ny go occasioial conffibuiori-whas ssssns. I,
a,os' pleasant 10 gentleman p',pping the question:
WY aeqni es-ence. gentle reader.
Why was The LATE 1ippecanc parry like The city Of
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