Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1843-01-24

TURN QUIZ TURN oJrt-wh.n

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TURN QUIZ TURN OUT !-When
there is fire at midnight, we are arous-
cd rom our siumbeJs by cries Of sfi re,
turn out, turn OUT The devil has in
troiaced the fires Of Old Aichy into the
hroats oil o1r neighbors and fri nds,
and the Washingtonians are crTinr a
oud IN the streets, turn out, turn out 2
and come to the temper nee hall, and
lend US assistance Z"
When We see hale hearty men crowd.
tng around. n bar room, some playing
domInos, apd others drlnking and spout.
ing politics, and interlardrng their sense.
less gt'bi- with curses, we think il is
better lor them 10 turn out. turn OUT
AM go TO their business, or families,
ana leave old alchy To keep himself
company.
When VIC see hundreds cf trmperan o
Iolks sitting NJ home doing nothing
when thereis work IA be dsn. in re-
claiming the drunkard. we say "iurn,
| out. turn ont,' aud tend hand to the
cold water engine.
When we see he cause ortemperancc
progressing hike Wild fire through our
land, AMI tn rou IA ali civilized countries,
aud millions enrolling them selves under
the cold water banner, we think i, is
time 10 proclaim to the IukewIrn, .rurn
out, iurn oa:,' if you wish to win homo
IN The battle that is to use up old Alchy
and his legion OF devils
When va see noble aud good hearted
'nen slipping champagne at social re
InOns,' AMI wasting their humor and
time over the goblet which sparkles
with the exciiin; draught, VIVA, u pity
4 Is, we siv, that they cannot near IN.
turn pat, turn our,' that reason cries 4
lout ia their ears.
Turn out, turn OUT drunkard and
modern drinker; tam out from YOUR
cups and 90 sign tbs. pledge.
Turn gu, turn OUT friends OF te IN
perance. and give your whole siren 9Th
10 the cause.
10 tavern keepers and rumsellars we
say turn out, turn out turn old alchy
out OF your houses, and out OF tho town,
and never lei him como nigh us again,
Turn him out now and forever. Let
the whole world cry turn him out.
4 BAD LUMP.-An old s,ilor found
man in rags and iaters al tavern, in
miserable health. in consequences of
drinking. lie persuaded him to sign
The temperance pIrdg', lni one year.
Inc Iandlori proPheSied that he would
no' keep the P!cisc one year, or that if
he diI he would never rcuew il. Near
the c.'1sr the old 81 Tor called upon the
man to CT him Ia sign it again. g.
signed It for 500 years, with the priv.
'eGe Of life lease atIerward Al the
cl Iso of tho first year, he roguish v
went 10 visit his old friend the tavern
keeper.
There he comasr' said the eager
rum seller. "iIc Will have a grand
spree, now, to pay for his long absti
ucn"e"
When he arrived at the tavern no
complained vi IA balslecling al his s,om
ach, and other evil, among when was
b d lump on one side. which had been
growing Tor months.
All" says the landlord, "dd not
tell YOU II would kill you t. break of
drinking suddenly? ! wonder yuu have
lived so long as you have Come, what
will you iake?" pIaclng n dccanler be.
fore him
But" sail tho vislter 81 have sign.
ed the pledge again, for 99e years, with
the privilege Of u life lease aiterlt -
what foil J" said tho landlord; sir
you go on us you have deRe, you will
not live another"
''lDI You really think so iardlordr'
"Certalnly; come, what will you takeV
"Oh no. landlord; have signeI the
pledge again, and then this terrible Ia ND
on my side. ] do not believe that drink
ing VIII make II any better ="
ut Is ALL" said the landlord, "because
You Jeff off drinking You will hav a
Bigger lump than tina, on the he r
side before long, If you Continue anoih-
err year as the lusl?"
do you think will? Well then so
b. IT.. I will no Violate ms pied e. for
look here land lord,n pulling out a o eat
purse with hundred dollars i'm SILVER
shining through, ''that is m" lump which
mas been growing Tor so many Inantns
anG As you say, it is all for signing the
pledge You would nave had this. IA
not signel II; and if have to have a
bigger one than that for 999 years, 4
viii not go drinking again "
a cord 10 the AItilerites Lit should
be remembe red that MIR. Miller is not
me hrst man by seve Ial hundreds whul
nave predicted from their prophecies
Inc destruction Of the world at various
periods, and that those periods have |
PISSED by and the Globe still rolls round
unscalhed. writer in the Christian I
Magazine OF April 1861, says that a