Iowa territorial gazette and advertiser. [volume] (Burlington, Iowa Territory [Iowa]) 1840-1846, 1843-03-18

'cuHy HOSkinS-Vy, unfortunate
pig, to be- sure a pig as don't die matte
raj violent death-one as goes off with.
GU, being siick'd (Laugh,er.)
Cor mi>sioncr--Then how does it die?
Jcmmy HoSkins-Oh. var Gus ways
Sometimes pig gets the measles, aud
sometimes they gers smothered, and dies
tia, way. (Gsea, symptoms Of nausea
i'll Court
C"mmissioner--Bu' surely yon doa',
U.s., such I'M" hnl->"ne stuff Tor loni!
Jr,n":y Hnskns--Nn. sir, we chops
'esn up Tor snss'ng rs--{,oars ., laugh
land wn's VERY bad indeed. we
makes 'cm into snverors aud Germans.
We seasons up all 90 'em well, aud dries
'em over burning Sur dust!
CommiS.iontr--Upnn my word. you
are clever fellow. Pray, whit do you
mean by lucky? Tell the cour, what
lucky is?
Jenny Hoskins--A u. Ky. sir, Is oss
as meets with hacciient il. the street,
such US trenkin leg. getting u shaft
run into him, aud SIGH likes. daughter
We'le sure I" by him cheap, cos he must
be sold. Meas beau,iIui, sir--you
w"u'i''t know j, from TX or beef Why.
we picks out the prime part for the cheap
soup houses and penny pieshops. (Roars
oi laughter.
commissioner Well Mr.. Thomson
Tubs, aud wha, do you say To all this?
Say, sir, (said Mr.. Tubbs)--l say as
bow this ere mans u living warm..ut.-
The VERY las, day as he lei, me he spi
cd about three hundred weight Of stuff
COMMISSIONS Stutf!-w ha, stuff!
VIZ ns'bs--Why, The sassage n,..at, 10
i,e sure. Instead OF running the proper
ilcker inter the skins he rund in cold wa
ter, and in course. the sassingers hadn't
IN cold water, and in course, the assisners
hadh', got no taste nor flavor in 'em al
all (Laughlcr.)
Comm sioner--You hear this, Mr..
Jenny Hn>k,nsl
Year him isaid Jenny, Indignantly
lin course. yrnrs him. The mnrnin'
as he speaks on. was gn,n to fill the
skins. and. taking handful ut sassage
meat, he smells to il, ond then, shakin
his head, he ses Jenny ses he, .,h,s
years rather strong; you'd better give il
a r'nct over with the Ticker in the bl-
er<.' 'Why, that's fnr making Ike,
'hum,' SEES !. 'and that's my prequisi,e.'
Commlssioners-W What. make ca,sup
from water that horsenesh has been boi.
led in9
Jenny Hoskins-Yes, sir; the bes,
mushroom ketchup i'll the world. (Roars
o! !augh,er)
y ia, sIc.k-headed juryman here tur-
ned very sick. Mr.. Jenny Hosk,ns con
tinued-
Fac, is. sir, nobody dom, know wha,
he yeats Lunnun. wants my money,
'ha.'s all, if so be he dom. fork up
worse Tor hum, that's all. sin't said
nothing about black buildings yet nor
young Germans, nor-(Laughter)
Commiss,oner-Fo Heavens sake, say
no more. Will you pay this man his
Claim?
Alter some alteration, Jenny Hos
klns ogreed 10 take fl los. in liquidation
Of all demands.
Immediately the case was over, our
reporter was ,eIegraphed by Mr.. Thomas
Iubbs. and an overture made, for the
purpose OF keeping the case out Of the
papers. The reporter referred the wor-
thy sausage-maker TO his editor.
In. Scotchmun boasts 0f xobbets raw,
" hsgg's punch and cockie-ie.k,e;
hut sa"sag. meat may bear tho bell
F,",n any ,,iih in guide Aid Retk
A. sanu.l Weller sand to Mautir-
'Dai'' ~ :urr w!t,llts e.,Iy ..',"r'l,
Londo" Timrs.
RIGHTS of WOMAN John Neal has
been '+c;urIn in New York OH The rights
ct wonIen.-'rhe BROOKLYN News thus
spe,ks 81 his, aud his 4 bby:-
lie thinks women should yo,e-shou;
participate ~ the duties of Jules, and
have !. voice III the civil and military en-
gasements Of our governmental VIVA,
absurd stuffis all this pra,tlc about the
.'Rianfs 81 Wom"n!' Suppose NJ.
Nea''s motives were carried into opera
'n'a. what II beautiful spec,nc'e would
mol our country presen. in very shor;.
time. he strong, vigorous. enterprising
Usc!,. Sam. transformed into Jerry
ontak g'san'lc specimen ot' poor
hen i'eckrd snn o. sorrow In time oil
war how etltctive would be our army
aud our navy, the Commander in Chief
~ a delicate situation, his officers darn.