Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1843-02-22
From The Londen Sunday Times.
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MYSTERIES OF SAUSAGE MAKING IN LON!

MYSTERIES OF SAUSAGE MAKING IN LONDON.
Every nation, has been observed, possesses peculiar
faculty oicaung The Tartar quas his bowl OF mares milk
the Hindoo ehes sssaGtda; delicate young lady of
Canton picks the ribs OF puppy Indian the North
Pole Up his sugar; Ncopotiu delights IN his
yard ct mncaroI and GreHaudcrrcIoces IN blubber and
oil dandy OF the Lands End punges with
courage the bowels OF Cornwall pie and nothing
delight, your genuine cocAney than aGh Of saUsae,
surt % black pudding As tar remote the DAYS OF
Ars,ophanes the maker and the black pudding
seller Itr Guccd atc the comedy o the knights. Our
reporter furnishes sanpe ct London ausage mixer
Jenny AJSA!4s, ge :cmtn weaving read cap,
maraby greasy lLnuei jacket and Immensely .ck
haul stocking, appeared 10 sustil claim Tor fl Is Cd
against IlO.a.s raon- wholesale dealer IN beet and
PORK -a>og-s black pGdUns, s.ye.oys and Young Ger
il i impossible e. say which tic dryst, the
pcin deilut; the whole of the auditory very Tradi.
ly snd politely gave way Tor the savOry veaders.
Cornmis-i 1uer--W hats iais claim for.
JENNY Ho-Alns-For maxine sassinger, sr.
Dgiendunt-I u mean Tor spi.rn on 'em. Jenny.
Jenny Ho-Hius ,SaowIagi.)-lU spite YOU a.oge you're
done. daughter,
Commssi DO you 20 say that tins wagesl
JENNY HosAius-Yes, for week IN vich made
matter o three ton o sassngers and young Germins.
gLaughter.)
Commssioncrs-Tree tons Of sausages and young Ger.
mani Why, what do You meant Explain yourself. How
do you make thcn7
Jenny Hoskins-Dous your honor mean what onl
What did make 'em -n' Co.'S was tell that, why,
perhaps lLaughier)
Commssioner-Sir, you bound any ques-
ton ask. From what did you manufacture many
sausages, and Young Germans, you call theml OF
beef
.Beofr said Jenny Hoekins. rejecting Beef Yes
why, there saainy beet that week; aud, let
mad green and less than three luckies
Commssioner-And pray, SIR what Is green UNI
Jenny Hoskins-Ny,a huuiarunate pig, 10 be sure; n
pig don't die natural violent deatli-one goes oil
without being sJcked. I.aughter)
Commissioner-Thcn how does It die
Jenny Hoskins-Oh, various ways. Sometimes pig
gets the measles, and sometimes they gets smothored and
dies that way. Great symptoms OF nausea in Court
Commssioner-But surely you don't use such unwhole
stuff for food
Jenny Hoskins-No sir we chops 'em up for sassin.
gers Of laughter r. and very bad indeed,
makes into saycror and Germans We up all on
em well, and dries ZEN over burning scr dust!
Commssioner-Upon my word, you a clever fellow
Pray, what do you mean by lucky Tell the court what
lucky Is.
Jenny IIoskins-A lucky sir is a as meet. with
haccident IN the street sich as brcakin leg, gen
shaft him. and sich likes. Laughter. We're
TO buy him cheap he must be sold Meats beau
ufu, sir-you wouldn't know 1t from or beef Why
picks out the prime parts for the cheap soup houses
and penny pie shops. lkonrs OF laughter.l
Commis-ioner-Wcll, Mr. Thomas Tubbs, and what
do you say 10 all this
Say, said M Tubb-)-I say how this ere man.
lying warmth. Tho very last day he left he spill
ed about three hundred weight Of stuff.
ommissoncr-SmfF, what Stuff
Mr. Tubbs-Why, the sus-agc meat, TO be Instead
Of running the proper cker inter the skins he run'd IL
cold water and, ia course, the s1ssngers hadn't got
taste flavor m 'cm 20 I'LL. tLnughtcr.l
Commi-sIoncr-NO on hear this, Mr.. Jenny HDskins
Year him! said Jenny, iudgnantyJ,in course, yenu
him. The mDrnin' be- speaks on gon I'LL tn,
skins, and he up me, and taking handful Of
sage meat he smells H. and hen,n shaken his head he
"Jommy," he "th ycr. rayther strong you'd bet
tergiye u rncc over with the ticker IN the bcrs" "Why
that's for making kcrhup scs "ind that's my pcrquisitc
. CommissiDncr-Whl MAX catsup from water thlthOrs
I fc-h has been boiled in'
Jetnmy Ho-kins-Ye-, SIR the best mushroom kctchuI
m the world. lRoars Of laughtcr)
fat sIeok.headed uumin here turned very sick. Mr.
Jenny HDskus cSutuued-"Fact h., sir nobody dom
know what be yeut- London wants my money, that
all and # be he dou'turk up, for him, that's all
an'l said nothing about black buildings yet, nor youn
/ Germans, nD-, Lnughtcr.)
/ Commemorative Heavens sake, say more. Wi
you pay tins his claim
After some alteration Jenny Huskns agreed To tax
fl To- In liquidation Of al demands.
Immediately the over reporter tel,
gaphed by Mr. Thomas Tubbs, and overture made, io
the purpose O keeping tho out Of the papers. TIL
reporter referred the worthy sausage maker 10 his editor
The Scotchman boasts Of gobbst- raw,
OF haggis paluoh and cockic.leeke;
But sausage meat may bear the bell
From any Il i in guide aud Reekle.
IS Samuel Weller said 10 Maude-
"DYu't buy your whites ready chord"