Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1843-12-06
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"a ales- she had iookrI tu .iyh. had es
tima'ci her own iovvisuess loo dearly.
AM hnw She Refused 10 believe that she
vas not M rharmug as ever so no
wonirr che sud repe,ned unmarried.
Lefy y. had about ivs Thousand
poundsi ~ the world. Shs owed about
isrf> thousand pounds; 50, with all her
W.T. and beau'y. she gH inio the Fleet,
snd was likely Ia remain there. 1873
Now. IN the time speak OF every la
s'y had her head dressed by barber
nsr'i the barber OF the Fleet was the hand
s"nr~t barber in the city of London.
PA fhIlan was great aimirer OF The
tar ), x-and where's the wonderf Sue
Pa Was ia freshman. II was one very
iife p.nsrnine- when Pat was wei
pleased for Laiy ca ,crth were the
waitss; add her smile the brightest an
the world:
$50 you're not married, pat;' says
she.
..D:vil an inch! your honor's lady :
ship, says he.
.Ani wouij'nt yc like TO be married
again asks shc.
swould duck swmy-
lis there any one you'd prefcrf"
Nay bs Madam" says he, 'you niv-
cr'h~erd of ksthieen O'Reiilv; down b =
,ant Doneradof Tier fathers cousin To
Ouanaghew, who's own steward 10 Mr..
Murphy, the un ieragent TO my Lora
kiagstawn. andn -
.'.iushi" says she, "sure don't want
In know who she is. But would she
have you if you ask I'd her.r
s.Ah, thin, I'D Only wish III be afior
trying that same" SAM why don't
your
"Sure Tn 10, poor. And Philan heav
ed a prodigious sigh.
"WoIid eu like to be richf'
'eboes a dog barkf''
"lf make you rich will you do as /
tel your
"MilIe murlhersl your honor, don't BE-
tan'aliziag a poor boy"
''indced l'nr not,r sad LAZY C.. .S.,
Il acn. How would You ike 10 marry
rncr
'~Ah, thin. my la H. | believe the King
OF Russia himself would be proud To do
thai ss'no, lave alone poor divil like Pat
PsiIan:'
-.veh. Pailan: if you'll marry me
to-'nprrow IN give you one tho usand
ponds"
'On, whIlabaloo! whi'abaIoo! sure I.,n
mad. or enchanted by the good PEG pie, y
r''sred Fat. dancing round the room.
'.BJt there are coniirIons," says Lady
{. safer the frs; DAY OF our nupliais
you must never see me again nor claim
me for your wife"
u don't like tha,.' says Pat, for ne had
teen ogling her laiyship most desperate
~
'Ba, re member Kalhlsen O'Re,lly,
With the money III give yoa snd mar
ry her.
hats thrue,' gays he. sBas hin The
siigaa,.'
III mover appear against YOU says
her iadyship. Only remember GU mus,
take an oath never 10 call INC your wtie
Hiter 10 morrew. and to 20 telling all tn.
story
-l,ivil word I'iI ;ver say
well, them says she. there's ten
pounds. Go and buy license, aud leave
Inc rest L. me aud then she explained
." him where he was 10 e., aad when he
was 10 c)sne. aud all that.
The sxt day put wa true 10 his an
i'oiatmeni, aad found two gentlemen al
i-ady with her ladyship-
'tlave yoa got The licenser says she i.
lire il j., my Inrly, says hc- and ne
gave II 10 her She handed il to one OF
the gentle men, who viewed il atten
lively. Then. calling ia her Two SER
watts, abe turned 10 the gentleman who
vas reading.
'Periorm the ceremony, says she.
aud sure enough in ten minutes Pat
III IA was lne husband, tho legal hus-
baud. OF the lovely Lady e
stat will do says she to her new
haSDaIJ, as he I'VE her he1rty kiss
''htfi d.. Now. sir, give me my mar
risge cestilicdie' rne old gentleman
DID 81, All, bowling respectfully 10 the
i've Pounj DJtc she gave him. he retired
with his clerk fcr sure enough; I for
got 10 tell you that ne was patson.
CO and bring me the warden. says my
iady 10 one OF her servants.
"a. my laiy, Gays she, aud presently
the WARDEN appeared.
VIII you be gnod enough, says Lady
&. "a voice that would call bird from
on . tree--will Yea BE- good enough 10
sesid end fetch ias hackney coach2 1
wish 10 ! ave the prison immediately.
Your i.idyship forgets, that nu must
pay forty thousand younds before can
lct 500 60.
am mtrriod woman. You can do.