The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1843-05-04

erfn tbss q msfry faf lore and aoaef; 81
.he@ The nembsr % no less lksn s,l44.
Nhsihsf. ho~sssr. The 100 slsmsnss have
entered sqssliy into thsss nalehss. o.
whsihsf ihsy have besn made ous or a
lie loss and mseh nonsy. lhs ExsmI.
nrr nrgleeis % inform 90.
IN addtlon 10 lhess classes, Il has A.
eerisihed YET anaiher: efIsoss sho h.ss
married iIen neither passion nor for pelG.
Bot oui Of eusiasliy. OfIhsss. he rs,ssns
g'rs Issi l.53o. Bui 40 lhls 10 . motive
shieh aPtrsies very BhssusIly spoa he
TOO SEXES, ~s presume lhai these afs
marri.gss In ~hish The malss have been
psssisr, OF hare else been led by shsl love
OF The unlfied. which nov m.sis s.s i.rslI
70 The maseslias business of pslisies. and
have GOT married. 90 Sub treasures and
The like are eel Up By Gay Of expert
nsnt.
There may be others who have rushed
isso his ssass of fslieiiy bscssss lhsy
we're ssked. Or did not know What 10 do
wiihlhsmselvss. OF leased DO do still worse,
or knew noshew $40 bear ihe Ills they
bad, or msIried because they wefs get
ling old. or YET sgsin because they ssre
young. or lac The eoronsr's iuries ssyl
IN state OF menlsl slieRsllsn.s or in
short for seasons which nobody eoLld
ever divine. There msy. &c say, be OH.
er classes af ssses; bul The losT already
esumeIaled embrace "A bas ls mere an
omslies. Well. the result. 90 very ex
aeily arrived 81. 10. Of happy ms,ehes.
just 10; which makes precisely four
apiece foe each Of the great divisions of
the roll.
II 10 however eonsolaiory 10 ses that
there are $500 who are " tSlerably hap
Py:" that 10. have lorliluds enough nei-
,her 10 hang nor drown nor run away. or
whom Christian patience sndihs lhonghl
III better world supports. Besides
these favored morlsls. there appear TO
be S.40i who are "hsPpy al times
possibly when asleep, or away from
home. or il they are deal or their spouse
eamb, OF such as are suhjec, to Gs Of ca
I.lepsy or other visionary states thai 81
times triumph over the rect.
Cheerful ~ the proceeding facts are,
we come now. however. TO the reverse
Of The picture. tie wrong side Of The Ia
pssuy. No mortal happiness 10 perfect
Wedl"ck itself has its occasional crosses.
Adam and Eve are sail tn have had ,heil
tits before they moved eat Of Paradise
and located "big survey" somewhere
on The Euphlaies. Milton praises mar
riage. but 10 known 10 have been much
henpecked. cowpsr slso expa,is,es up
on its delights; but, dying bachelor
must have taken them only upon report
And campbell. while counting, wrote some
very pretty things on the same score
but lived TO marry a shrew. In short,
there must be some unlueky marriages. i
fnr nothing else merely 10 make the Other
scat conscious of their own ecsiacies, Of
for the purpose Of furnishing exceptions
enough TO show that il was possible ID
be married without being Of the very sum
mi, Of unssrying enjoyment. Thus i
has. by this admirable aud accurate eta
tis,icsl inquiry, been denonsha,ed ths
there are in the countyof Lancaster som,
rather ill., assorted matches, not exactly
answering The description Of being" made
in heaven;"in ord, I .629 spouses whe
are % nerfectlv miserable"
We come mex, to The results Of we'd
lock in a sense which We may be Gale,
public and political; tia, is, government
tally; and it has been found in The county
Of Lancaster. ,ha, out Of the l5,649 cou
pies there. The sovereign authority 10 hell
in l5.640 cases by The wife, while Their
are JUS, nine husbands who are permi.te'
to wear tina, Carmen, which one must no
name in the presence ofladies. but to .h
possession Of which they al aspire.
So much for the married, now Tor Oh
snhsppy persons Who have not yet join
ed that !" blessed companie."
or unmarried salsl,s Of both Sexes I
Lancaster, the whole numbsr 10 not qui,
! equal to half ,ha, OF The mariedss dispro
, portion which esR only b. sccounied Ia
, by the violen, spsi, Of imitation whic
|, the sight Of 50 MANY examples Of smatri
monial enjo, msnt mus, produce. Sesin
this, il is emily . wonder that any bod
remains single there bit longer than
necessary for the preliminary operation
: in white satin, eggs, -four. sugar. an
rose colored and scented notes. with Gu
pids adown The margins and peeping fror
. The corners. There are, II seems. lu'
. l4.lst unmarried folks.
!, OF this nuabsr, no small par, 10. how
ever, kept up BY that incorrieible cor
> bentup being unhappy. The old bachelor
. Of which guilty kind Of people there al
no less than G. 1888, q painful and sppal
4 ing amount ofhuman woe, certainly. B'
n il il a, leas, comfort 10 see thai there is
!. far less sum of this self inflicted wretcl
. edness, nr more virtue. or mere sense,
more of the marrying propensity (whe''
}. er tina, spring from love or money anon
!, the softer sex. or that the consumptlo
j.. ,,f wives ia sw iftsr than that oil husband