Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, IA [i.e. Ind.]) 1839-1854, 1843-08-05

WARS JOHN B. WELLER,

That locofoco arousIng SAINT aud Wing des-
iroyIng Meat Axe - Has ne, Ike the
great hHmousger, Miller, attcr arousiog his Peo-
pie 10 sense Of their misery, went up on his
exploded doctrines? Or has be gone down (as
he would lutlnatel with that good, old Demo
cratIc Supp Oh this last, however, We vii
cuse him. he dad net come here On that good, OLD
reSsCl neither did he consume any ct his time
10 describing her beauties or advantages, point
ing out the rocks upon which the angry elements
have been long beating her to destruction; and,
IT he has committed suicide at all as he seemed
10 think he would under certain circumstances,
II has been bg biting iSgself with n coon. lie
came here On tai high headed, c!GmPing idea,
that he coud skin that animal; and II IS pity
that he fell Ike and diJ leave US, without cere-
monv or supper, on long-cared, wind broken
shadaw-spurred on BY west-tastcncd aEd prick
lnr c nsriousness that ne had been mistaken, nd
that he mad role a hobby that was not fl TO G.
any place on; since then. he has been heard OF
by the ], tiers :he has fled TO >ciPio, that
great nnd good General, who Is ever KIND and
generous to the sauquIshcd. Oh. that he would
put new feather IN his cap, and point han TO
the fence thar his hide hangs upon, aud nerve
him for new contest. Under these circum
stances. wonder II Jnhn toated any coon hides
with him' II you did, John, We Will give you
Six skins two for one and throw IN the tail; as
for our taliow, we want it-and II you VIII scrnpe
together tho Hickory and Slippery Elm ashes OF
V0Hr GfSfTict Hb Hoou q iltt, hitN i'io ~
well with your public documents and political
sneeches think YOU will be abe To procure one
o: the principal Ingredients Of your doctrine,
which if pot IN contact with the coon OIL Of this
district will so change as 10 produce substance,
the purifying effects of which will cleanse your
people Of much filth and multitude Of errors
Mr. Smith proposes starting such a factory with
your aesistance) IN Batter county, and II Is hoped
you viii furnish good supply OF the rd'0 mate
rial
II would seem, from the last Jctiersonian, that
this great Prophet aud High Priest OF Locoioco
ism had ordained few chosen spirits on this side
Of the SiniP- and since he has fled and fairly So
cured himself from attack, has issued his Bai
agalns, the good people who don't believe IN hts
doctrines; and from the important station Mister
Perkins would assume to himself, Gas tortured
from the Palladium and contained IN tho JET
fersoninn.} 1t Is evident that he is fast swelling
aud be lowing aud flashing himself into the SIZE
disposition, and appearance of that monstrous an'
mighty beast. Bot II only last week thu
a Protestant locomotire over him, his low
ing this may be from IN ury and frIght,-and n
these difficulties will always attend small cattle
who below themselves INTO size, no ice, and al
tack, would advise him to now rest satisfied
and to 90 along home with The sales.--future tr'
to change his nature and adapt ii to his strength
cur tail his dimensions -domest lcate han sell
and employ his phy steal faculties in running roun
after his tail until dog days are over; and qua
believing and harking at locomotives uuth b
grows oIder and he shall have bone. ;.