Southport telegraph. [volume] (Southport, W.T. [i.e. Kenosha, Wis.]) 1840-1850, 1843-12-26
Use MAN ANSWERED "ACCoRDING

WISE MAN ANSWERED ACCORDING
TO GUNTER'-Or "tciinc natars dereioping
@he sight IF mouse. The "ool thinks" that
any ''sneer" about "unripe synpstties comes
with avery bad grace" from oae who in whatever
he undertakes exhibits lrTomediabe verdancy
now wrinkling into decay.
QUERY.-Do we not sometimes find among men
MS among fruits individual cases that ripen;
bur exhibit. even iu the season of maturity,
confirmed greenness end perfect insipidty!
The "iool' "tl,ks'' that thec.cry N LEGATION of a
granny "comcs with such pecutiar grace
ON the MOI that he !houh be fore IF the ju-
~ for his xlminaiJn.
QUEar May it not b, suppo 'ed from the pccul;ari-
~ OF taste xbtcd by the elicats illusions contain
cd in he article in the last Tel gdph that under such
charge the examination would lie cond Ictcd con a.
mIre an with a mic of partit uar that wol.d bring
, ont the m ,st con 'lusive results.
The "fool" thinks that cny parade Of knowl-
ccdge of the. English Law "comes with rery bad
grace from an indIv dual whose failure TO turn
his years ofs:udy into lis mysteries into any prof t.
able account either COR himself or the world, ha S
made him the Idrcillous contempt OF all desp seis
QUERY.-May not his failure be owing TO the
fact that the peculiar of the in'vIdna has led
him to a thorough investigation Of only that por-
ton of legal study which might be supposed TO COW
or the decisions OF there matron!y and venerable
Jurors upon the interesting cases to which he al
ludesi
QrERr seeond.-llas the gentleman, in his lc
gal practice ever found n case suited to his power
on the peculiar class OF legal intelligence that he
possesses might il net be hoped II case could
br Obtained for him, where one of these unfortu-
nate sexual mixtures, of which he speaks, should
he arralgned for a crime that only man could be
guilty OF, that his genius would at last shine
iorth--thc "nching void of his courtenance be,
tor once, lit up with intelligence, aud modern
courts be enlightened by his profound studies into
dccisi ons on the nature and capacity Of HermGph-
rOdttcSi
In reference to the advertisement, the STOOL
thinks that men of much sense or liberal mind
edness would have shown better appreciation Of
the courtesy and friendly regard shown them in
the matter OF getting up another school, than to
have made II the object OF any reflections.
QUIRy.-Do not the expanding influences ofed.
a,eation act upon some minds ieaghtoisG, serving
but TO make the natural narroUnesS more apparent.
Again the fool thinks that the boosted addi-
ticn of an assistant at the piiee was not like
ly to be received with ''gnod grace by tho &C
who doubt the ass stants capacity to teach any
thing but che,cing gum
QUERy-Would Il no, be rich treat for an eN-
aiming committee TO visit school where every
Jaw was wagging, tremendously and to hear the
teacher sing out OCCASIONAL -"kecp STILL you lit
tic brats ar I'll break your bonesl'' while the in
cessant opening and shutting OF his jaws upon q
mass of "spruce' or and tallow, would atiort
fearful evidence of h0ac his threat might be execu
tedl-But this will suffice, Mr. Editor, for paying
the Fool.