The Democratic Whig. [volume] (Columbus, Miss.) 1842-1843, 1843-08-17

One Of The Democrat men, Ne believe 10 d he
TExEEssEE CoEOzEL, is oui at ua again viii
another squirt but The ls1l effort is 90 decidedly
swoak and sickly" that we must decline noti-
eng IN future such sboriivo utismpla a. wii or
humor, and shall hand them over ioouF 'pEvIL'
who win Do them ulliusliee. AZ We have really
q regard ior The FEELINGS Of this -Linkhoin'
Colonel, who, to forwaFd bic political views n
his State, procured the situation Of adiunei "a.
tor in the venerable csncern Of the "Colunbus
Democrat" and commenced his exercises In HE
rev vocation BY squirting smart things a ua.
We have no desire 70 SEE him torture biz barren
brain 70 extract something original from Il, sod
At last undergo the modification Of having %
vamp up an old stale joke, that has been used
thousand times BY every elOwn that ever appear
ed in Circus. So, II be should s,ill persist IN
bis ffuitlsss attempts 70 figure as wit in he
columns Of he aDsmocrut," We must hand him
over to The DEylL, until he may attain sueh pro-
Rsisnoy as yin aiiord ua souls .smusumuni %
sport with him, or al least until hisrepsnisd sbof
tons shall have 80 lssseasd bis ssnsihilily 10
pain, that We can witness HE labor wiihoul Vis>
lsncs to our own feelings.
But from what we have learned Of this adiune-
Editors disposition 70 persist il bic hndsria.
kings aflsr the most disooufsging defeats, W
can hardly hope that either The modification.
which his unsuccessful efforts cost him, Or the
candOr, with which We treat him. WiIlb snilFo-
y sfieacioOs in curing him Of bic unlushy pro,
pensiiy to distinguish himself IN print az q Viz
or humorist. We recolleeia conversation ihaI
occurred between him and native Of "LinA-
bora" county Tennessee, which a. 4 Illustrates
this trait IN bis character We win briefly state,
This specimen ofihe "LinkhOrnT Democracy
had come 10 this place on trading expedition.
with load ofdriod apples, bss's var, mutton
sust, cardsd wool, clay pipes, eOrn>ahuet cellars.
hahn strings, and few pounds OflWisisd sms.
king tobacco, and msPls sugar,.snd, Is was tho
custom ofthe Tennssseeaus,es especially Tie 'LinA-
horniies," called on sandy" as fheY AmilisrlJ
term MIN. 10 get him 10 dispose Of his stock in
trade. This happened during a kind Ofinlsr-
rognum in the adjunct Ediior's affairs, an inter,
val between The loss Of one Office and the OBJ
tanning Of auother, and 10 had Engaged il TIE
mean time as The junior member d Arm, In he
Tennessee Commission Basiaosz." "Andy"
received his democratic fiisnd from -Linkhorn''
with his usual cordially, and. aflef little goHs
eral conversation. eoaameneed makih goose min
ute enquiries in regard % particular asighbOT-
hoods in the "old county" Andy. How do the
Mulberry creek Toys come en-, are they IS ifus
to the faith as ever y Link. sAstrue Is rife"
Andy. "And the Cold Water bows, DO they stand
up too % Link, They aTs sound to the back
bone" Andy y am glad 10 hear it, for they
were al warm friends Of mine and used to siick
10 me alrong; Whenever waited their cid. il
was susa % come, ana that sac not seldom
But i I'll would not de-. Linz. @That's SIRE,
you always had mighty warm friends Andy,
bat monstrous bed luek. ! Do think, you have
run harder, and been bnat olgncF Than any man
ever saw" Andy aBut keep trying ~
Link. Eyes you DO and I reckon you'll die al IT, p
II is the same quality which called forth this
observation Of his "Liakhorn" friend, that nov
causes "Andy" to psmp bic brain % laborious-
y for what be knows does not exist there, en-
l0riginal idea.
With this, which has become extended be-
ond hat we designed, We must lay you aside
Colonel, Cot the present.