Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1843-07-15
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An amusing StIge Couch A iuenhue
\ short tine ago agua gentleman went INTO the
COach uilIce al Uuca aud booked himself for resi-
de"ce near Os~eg.. Ia The coach there was q
beautiful girl. The gentleman thought olaU prr
Suns he would like her for travelling mparIun
! 10 MS great delight aS the coach drove up 10 the
"oof' lac found that she was u passenger Up.n
oeIHs asked where she would LIKE 10 sIi, she SAID
! ny 'hIs gentleman, abiding % hero. lie fell
much Hlerod. aud thanked heaven that his psrs,.
! al appearance had CapivaleG 80 charming lemale
Smack went the whip, round went the wheels
iHe gentleman cOnversed with The lady, he found
''tr rec A"i easy AMI from her agreeable manner
icli as u he had known her all his lie Evening
| closed IN "POn them. Wuh evening came tNi
"sh'' aHd very shortly afterwards. darkness o.,
I"mOied The coach, Jpng aud Jerking in a mcs re.
HiiTN"oIe manner IL VAS HcI OF puruess
doubtless on IAe part Of The gentleman To eucirr,e
| me waist OF his far companion with his arm insi
10 Keep her Tree irn:n the polling which size would
Otherwise be subjected. lie did Tins with sumo Il.
nudity. To bis surprise no objection was made 10
81. Encouraged by his freedom allow Cd as dark
ness had spread her sable veil over that rnrr.un uC
ihe earth on "hicl HE coach vas running he drew
her ~ him. aud imprinted kiss Oh her neclarian
lips.
The coach dill not travel very quickly, hut the
tHainored youth thought lcw when he fund
himself on The following day. wrIhin few rods of
ms uncle s house. lie told hs iaIr communion that
'''s must s'nIlIy stlnruc. > Okc OF there We
meet Ion som 20 pam aud made use of many other
romantic speeches expressive ufhis deep regret al
being compelled 90 sever 50 sJon from one VIM had
neeh as bright aud glorious sunbeam on hIs earth
" pilgrimage. and whose memory would live Tor
ever, and day after in his bosom. To his ex.
ceeding surprise, the young lady declared that he
had been 50 exceedingly kind that she couldn't
/ ihIuk OF parting with him, that she would 20 with
/ hlm o his uncles house
lie told her that he dared not take such liberty
| lhlt De- had been ia Europe Tor some years and
'hai himself stranger comp aritvpy 10 hts uncle
he could not introduce a lady, who was stranger
/ 10 hun aud hIs relations
The lady evuceI hyslerica systems; his arm again
encircIed her waist and their lips again owned a
secret communion. The coach stopped The gen.
Ilcman had arrived al the end Of his journey. Io
babe the lady l9rewe II was no go. She insisted
on his protecting her She got out Of the coach
with him. and followed him 10 his uncle's house.
lie was 10 dreadful slate Of mind However
pleasant Kiss u The dark the prevluul night;
The encumbrauce Of pelIcOat on such an occasion,
was any hing bui satisfactory. lie walked into
The parlDur, and, with what he conceived TO he I'M
/ blushlbg impudcncc the lady followed. While he
was thinking how he could possibly explain tho
affair he vas welcome by his uncle aud the
young lady was welcomed TOO, and kissed by the
iamiy.-She was his cousin.
On his entering the coach Office az Utica, and
booking ha name 1nl place Of destination, she
knew Of once That he vas her relav o. end resolved
10 have laugh al his expense; and perhaps she dd
when she told her Stage coach adventure and the
fright 10 which she put her cousin What liberties
they lake. The gentleman was laughed az c9usid.
cradle; bot Jet those laugh who win. lie won his
cousin, and they are now bOue Of ono bone aud aesh
Of one flesh