Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1843-03-06

says the Queen, 50 ly-'bc u haIrO
nearer to his IN 3usure2
The D.c,o laughed. but you'd say,
twas line bull, at which side OF hrs
IN uih
what next? said her Majesty, "lhe
American boundary?
Not a VOID about that, madam cried
the Doctor, in fright, "by this lime it
belongs to anshent history; Let it rest IN
the shade.
Wei, then, j. we :musn't toich upon
America, surely We may find green
spot IN Cunala. may say. We are pur
sum the cuurs oi the river Uu rham.-
You remember the honest nun yolr
friends drove into hts grave, for recon-
mcndIn. the same things you are now
dong yourselves"
Il wish says the Doctor, "Nith sub
mission yoIr Majesty would remain
-spcGchlcss on that head. There is such
"a thing as TO.
ID. good by stealth. and blush to find
1t fans"
The Wings viii say enough, and time
enough, aboIt that; aud 81 will that big
annoyance, O'Conneli."
i see see" SAYS her Majesty. "My
tongue must b. lied upon co onial, as.
we'll as upon foreign ail,irs.- Turn,
then, TO the gentleman Of the House OF
Commons"
Here tho Doctor looked cxrhramply
sPcechless, while The Qlcen went on
'Gen .lem"n Of the House OF Commons \.
Il congratulate you-(you must help
me out here Doc or y
Il wish ! could mI'am, with all my
heart; and he sho * his ears.
Let US Try l. oursclC, then, old style,
as when grand, u "a was QUE doctor,
said The Queen, signing i congratulate
You en- the gcn,lai tranquility oil The
county,
The Doctor grunteL.
'On the Improving cJndi ion OF trade
and manufacturer
The Doctor gruwlcd.
N the happy prospects Of The agri-
cultural interests
he Doctor gToancd.
And on The finishing condition Of
the pablo revenues, =
The DJcior ernncd.
Md reco.mn'nl YOUR 10 seize so fa
yorRbl1 jdncturc TO relieve my people
of those peculiar BURDENS which impede
and Cypress their Industry
ooh! says the poor man ,(voL'd have
Piiied him yourself what male a dn,.
tor orme at all? These are the yer,
words VIC Ought 10 be saying sire en-
ough-b 1t we dIrc'nt as ~ Ich as wins
or them on TalIagh-hilI
The poor doctor was thinking OF Tai
iagh NIL talk, at wIrch himself and has
friends were su,h daJS, long ago
What will say then, said.the Queen.
Can't You say-thal affairs are ruth.
er under Il cloud at present, bat by tie
, csSiug Of Providence
'feS,ycs i understand can hope
that fruitful season will bring every
hing round again
All. no more Of that, if youI Mans'N
loves me thcupncss and plen mus
| not be named IN good company. 1t i;
radical cant, very had in the prayer
! book.and would never answer In a land
loId'S Parliament
Tell me thcn, once fl al in the name
at wonder, u ! To say ANYTHING n, al {?
'Piasc your Maj sly humbIy hink
you had better say - nothing
What cure for Tie SDe ch eSs,' said
the Queen you're one OF the hum.ma
| opa THO doctors | see
Just SO, nadtm, Therefore, if You'll
DC pleased 10 prefer the retirement of
The palace, wen coLble up a speech and
get the Chancellor to deliver IT, Moth.
ing that's put into has mouth will stick
to Ills throat, any how; unless il might
be a morscl Of the though truth; and IN
be answerab'c for that
The doctor here made his bow. an /
left the presence, the Queen wishing to
herself that she might never receive a
lesson on royal speech-makng from the
same master again To which we, and
all honest men, will, of course, say
Amen! RORY OGE
Windsor, Jan 80.