Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1843-08-04

There miserable piece cf wadde in the Knieker
booker for July Grub street forth into
the Kingdom Of dulncS This waddc he about John T-
er his daughters aud negroes and have found
its into the kniekcrboeker by stealth OF the expScs
sve eoanenanee Of the immortal Accident the eorespon.
dent OF The kniekerboeker thus speaks ale said to bear
sirong resemblance to the DuKE WELLINGTON, but his
features have none Of that sidly which marks those OF
the Duke" The resemblance made out by the cuogs
the Accident sounds much lie the one discovered by
the ncgroin his twns"They very much alike special
ly Pomp."
The day after the storm consequent the Veto the euo
gust Bob, alias Ahssuers the street. aud invited
Ia dinner lie went and he and Bob entered the house
from the southern 'front.' aud found father the Pres
dent Of the United States" teaching his TaEewc his
lesson. "Calm amidst the breathing vi the Storm" says
the euogst "hc President teaching his little his
cSson And then the eulcgist branches of To Napoleon
and the bridge of Lodi thus stealing from the
John Jones his French "reminiscences.
We quote from the correspondent of the knicketbockcr
the following severe after wit between the Accident
and Henry ~ Wise The correspondent "thc Jokes
between them often nmusng' and the risk of
king readers laugh much this hot weather. give
Them specimen OF the laugheaeitng qualities OF these
distinguished comedians.
"'Thc Representative from Virginia drives little one
horse carriage and day the President observed him
wise, that carriage OF yours looks like cande.box
wheels; why don't YOU get more gcntcel oner"
Why, Mr. President, tits amuch genteel than
yours You keep four horses which You don't drive
than once month; and when you do, drive them more
than month"; you hitch them second hand
rage"
"'Why, Wise, how did YOU find that outl"
"'Find it QUIT Didn't YOU drive il about for n month
with the coaotarms OF Mr. Pauding, late Secretary OF
Navy, upon tr
"'Whai OF that Is not Pauding the real Simon Pure
Of the Democracy
"Demoeracy blazoning its coatof. arms replied Wise
i was really glad day. when stopped the carriage
makers to get my truly republican vehicle mcnded,
the eSSecr,arys carriage there and workman employed
craSug the coatoi.ams making plain pannel for your
Excelency.
"'Wel, replied the President Il claim to be descended
from Wat Tyler, the blacksmith and had better have
good stout arm grasping up,cd hammer blazoncd
NV pannel-don't YOU think so IL would be n real De
moerauc knock down TO Pauldng's heraldry ="
Al this point these favored children of Momus
The cuogs says: 1.-The President is man of the stron
gost sympithes. Ii the day be cool he will ask
his coachman why he has his overcoat II his servant
happens not TO be cheerful, he will ask him. the kndes
manner, what's the matter with him." OH condos
censOn. How much better than the one in authority of
whom we have heard
The King he did me the honor to say.
You dirty dog, get out Of my way"
The oady in the knickerbocSer continues: In his inter
course with his servants he always kind and frequently
ocular, for he Is great lover OF harmless cst' We
should suppose so, for he loves himself.
lappeas the fond fastening TO the speech
es OF the Calamity When the lrishmcn OF the Capital
waited ON the Accident thank him the interest he had
taAenin ihe the servants took their by door to
hear what Master John would saw
"'Shor asked gentleman OF one of these humblcl lis
teners, 'how did you like the Presidents specch'
~ always likes the Presidents speeches. sir but don't
think this OF his happies efforts prefers him. sir be-
fore Jury. lie can beat any Virginia before u
~ was the reply"
We hope readers do not imagine for n moment that
we are quizzng John Tyler with these Incidents We as
them that these real extracts from the PRODUCTIONS
OF OF the worshippers the whole TYLER family His
sketch OF the family black and white may be found in the
July number of the Knickebocker The author has cook
ed perfect mess of nonsense twadde and baderlash
and has style ungainy and unprepossessing his sub
lect.-LOuiSriIe Journal.