Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1843-05-29

no particular abilities. You can get n
musc-;niil for mere song. an, TO put il
IN order, you have but TO open the works.
ana give them three or four smart rams
with hammer. II improves the tone
OF the thing, for business purposes, more
than you can imagine, This done Won
have Only 10 stro!c along, with the mill
ON your back. until you SEQ tan blrk in
the stress, aud knockcr wrapped up IN
DUCK SKIN. Then you stop aud grind :;
looking rs IL yuI meant to stop and
grind until doOms day. Presently a
wIndov opens, aud somebody mitch -,
you SixPence, with request To ..ha>E
up aud 20 on" &c. | am aware tina,
some grinders have actually afforded to-.
90 on for this SUN; bat for NV part, /
| FOUND my account IN never gpiug on an
Ter "a shilling
AT this occupatiol dill a good deal.
ont, SOMEHOW, was not quite satisfied
ana 50, finally, aban lone Il. The truth
! 5, | labDred under tho DISADVANTAGE OF
| having M mhukey--and streets arc So
muddy--and the popuiace are so impcrI
nent with So many dirty little BOYS.
was now out OF employment for
some months but n length succeeded.
by dlnt Of great interest, in procur NJ
4 sItution IN this Slam-Post. rh.duties
here, are simple, anI not altogether un-
profitable. + r cxunpIe VERY early
IN the mo rning had 20 make No nv
! packet of sham letters Upon the i'm
side OF each OF these | mad 20 sciawI a
ley IInes-on any su6i"cl which occur
red 10 me as su "clenu, MYSTERIOUS
! signing al the "pIS,.es Tom Dubson, or
! oHy IompkIns, or anything in ina,
way. Having lu dcI and sealed all
ana SlanPe them with sham post marks
New Orleans. Bengal, Botany Btv, or
any other place a great way Off set
out forthwith, upon my dalIY route, as
II IN very great hurry. always
called at the big houses To- deliver the
letters, and receive The postage No.
! body hesitates at paying Tor letter
| especially for doubIe ouc-pcop,e are
stct fools and it was no trouble, on my
part, 10 get roulI c)rncr before there
was time To opcn the cpistles
Inc worst Of this profession, was
mat had 10 walk so much and 50 fast,
ma 50 frequently TO vary my route.
'eSIicS, had seriuus scruplc Of con
science. can't bear To hear innocent
individuals a5u Scd-and the way the
'hoIn town took to cursing Tom Dobson
lnd Bobby Ghomklns, was rcaIlyaw full
hear. ] washed my hands Of the matter
u disgust.
My eighth ami last sp"cu alton has been
! inc Cat growing way. | have found
| thIs most peasant an lucrative JusI
ness, and really, no trouble at all. The
country, ii is we'll known, has become
/ infested with cats-So much SO Of late.
that PeI'ioI for relief, most nu.ncr-
ouSiy and res 1eclaJIy signed, was
brought before the legislature At lis las,
| iaSt memor.u.r season. The assembly.
At 'hIS epoch, wa unusually we inform
cd, and having passed ~ other wise
ana Wholesome enactmcnts, ii crowned
all with the CatAc'. In its orninal
form tins law Offered premium for
cat h'GlS, U"urpence piece, but the
| senate succeeded IN amending the main
cIauc, so as 10 substitute the word
'ta' IS.' This amendment was so Oh
VIouS y proper, that The louise concur.
red IN II mem. COZ.
As soon as the Governor had signed
nc bill, | invested my who'e estate in the
purchase of cats and kittens. At first
could only afford to feed them upon
nice, (Which are cheaT, } bat, at len 9Th
found It my best policy to give them
mock-turtie. Their tails, at the legs
Iature price, now bring me IN a good in
come; for have discovered a way, in
which, by means of Mascassar oil, can
lOrce three crops ia year; and, some
how or other, the old cas- get accus.
toned TO the thin =, and woulJI ro,her
have the APPENDICES cut off than other.
wise / consider myself, therefore, ii
made man, and am bargaining for a coun
try seat upon the Hudson.