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Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1843-05-10

Boston gentleman. who left here IN tho
brig Thoosa for Aux Cages. dated ai the
iutIer place 29,h ulr. says: - arrived
here March 3. and was much surprised,
OH lnuding, 10 find The place full Of troops,
the bridges around The town all Destroyed,
aud barricadcs thrown up 10 prevent the
insurgents from entering. The latter were
posted about fifteen miles distant, 10 three,
divisions, holding The place 10 complete
siege. The black General, in command,
here. was determined To defend his post 10
The last. II was related Of him that, iwep-
ty-cishi years ago he was one Of Chris.
topics commanders, and hlood-thirsiy
character. When Christophe gave notice
of his determination To destroy all the niu-.
la,toes on the island, this General who
had mulatlo wife and three children.
went home, shot his wife, and dashed aIl
his chidren's brains out. He then went
10 the King an'i informed him of what he
had done, aud Christophe. enrased at The
recital Of such horrid crime, struck Que
one Of The murderer's eyes with his cane
You may imagine what people felt as
having such a commander. The troops
were deserving, SO that in week he had
not more than 400 our Of 1000 left, when
one division Of The besiegiug army march.
ed iuio lown, aud were joined by all the
Governmeuttroops. Two days afterwards,
the remainder Of the army came in, maxi.
ing about 5000 in all, hu, they were very
orderly and quiet. 10 The mean time,
Col. Touro, who commanded The arsenal,
had threatened 20 hlow il up before no
would surrender. This alarmed the inha-
bi,auis, and nbout two thirds OF them de-
serted the place. He kept the Town in This,
state for Two. days. and aboui Z O'Clock on
The second day. seated himself in he ma.
gazine with powder sirewed all around
hi,n, and applied the match. The explo-.
sion was Tremendous. The arsenal was
nearly 10 the centre Of the town. aud near
Iy all the dnnrs and windows, within GOD
yards were thrown open. and some slones..
weighing 300 pounds were thrown 5oO
feet. The arsenal and fifteen other build.
ings were burnt. but The wind luckily blow
ing towards the water. the hanes were
siorped. Inc iusuISent GENERAL, REVERB,
was formerly Lieut.. Col. Of regiment
1uuriercd in this town. under command o!
Colnue! Touro, and il is said thai the lat
ter could no. brook the idea Of giving him
self up TO bis junior officer, and hence his
resolution Of blowing himself up with tho
arsenal. The Patriot Army Jeff Us about
week since, uparched TO Port-au. Prince.
which they entered wirhou, opposition.
aud thence will march TO The Cape, aud TO
81. Don,irso city. Tney will probably
lind 40 opposition. IA uiuetccn-,weuiicihs
Of the people are in favor Of a change Of.
Government. All the men have gone
with Tie Army, aud probably nalhinC will
be done For two months, or until their re-
Boston Courier.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1843-05-10


there five weeks, and not meeting any
person travelling TO the South, nc COM
menred and continued the whsle journey
alone. travelling by land to Gyandotie'
aud on steamboats, from that place to
Vickshurg. He remained n dsy at Gin
cinnati, aod intended stopping there day
or Two longer, whiting for a boat, but the
abolilionis,s became so Troublesome and
aEuoying to him. that he determined to
Leave in the mail boat for Louisville, end
wait there for the boat, which he did. He
says that the abolitionisis commenced
their arguments and euireelies with him
a, Gyandot,e, and never let him have any
peace until he reached Louisville. He told
Them that he knew his ow q business. best.
and should return 10 his master, who rrea.
ted him as we'll and allowed him as many
privileges as he wanted. He reached
bone on "Wednesday tho l3ih iusl., happy
and delighted TO see his friends. aud TO re.
su,ne his duties in the rough department
of the DOCTORS drug s,ore.-N. o. Pic.
Dcath from Pills improperly Taken
The Coroner Of New York on Wednesday
last held an inquest at No. 50 Mulberry
street. on the body of Susanna Shaw, a
naive Of Ireland, aged about 81 years.
The deccnsed had been uuwell for several
yeara. aud on Saturday wen, to The Medi-
cal Institute in Broadway. where stating
her case, DR. Revere. the professor. pre-
scribed TO her pills Of s'rychniuc. or con-
centra,ed nux vornicu, ordered sixteen
pills. each containing sixteenth part of
q era;u IL o grain of which. or S pills
taken al once. are sutIicicntio cause death.
or these she ssas TO take one only, each
nigh, previously to retiring 10 bed. The
pills were carefully pul up by Dr.. Frey,
the apothecary, and DR.. wainwright car
ricd them to the deceased himself, giving
both oral and written directions for her to
take only one each night. On Sunday and
Monday night, she look each one pill, and
finding 90 relief. On Tuesday night he
tween 8 and 10 n'cloci;. she took ten of the
pills equal 10 3-s,hs Of grain a, once,
notwithstanding the rcn,1rs,ances Of her
mothet, and rsiirfd 10 bed. Some limo
after she was taken very i'll; ber mother
became alarmed, llse acishbors carpc in,
and before 5 O'Clock The woman died. Vcr-
dict, came 10 her death by administering
TO herself au overdose Of sirychniue. con-
traFy 10 the directions Of the physician,
aud through ignorance OF the effect.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1843-05-10

4 FaithfM Negro.-Dr. Hnsau, OF the
Vicksbnre Seniine., relates au Interesting
aneede,c Of negro belonging 10 DR.:
Emanuel, Of thai city. We copy i, wi,h
as foil space az wc can afford. and hippo
to see il republishsd In every paper ipihe
country that is no, tainted with the rank
infection Of abolilionism. Tie Sentinel
states that some monihs hack DR.. Eman-
uel gave his servant Richard permission
TO visit his birthplace in Virginia, and
he not only returned, bur resisted all per-
suasions OF tho base aboii,ionisls of Gin
cinuaei 10 runaway and spend bis days
among them.
Richard was supplied with pass and
letter to his old master, in Lynchbu,s,
Giving the Doctors reasons for allowing
Richard 10 make his visit !; in his purse he
carried upwards Of oro hundred dollars 10
gold. besides good, supply of.silvercoi,,
for ready nse. On his arrivnl ut Lynch.
burg his old master wrote. at bis ius'auce.
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CARE or HORSES IN TRAVEL.
LING

II you intend that your horse shall per.
form long journey, you must take psr-
,iculsr care OF him al every stopping place.
He must have someth ings ,ha, will eat, and
he must have grain. II ofiens happens,
lha. tavern hay looks better than really is,
and i, often looks TOO bad to be offered
horse. If you rely on hay to sustain your
horse, and that hay is poor,you can expec.
to make no grea, progress onyour journey
the day following.
The bes, mode 10, on journey, to rely
chiefly on grain. but yout horse must be
used 80 eating grain befUre the journey is
commenced. Os,s are no, so solid food as
corn. but if you feed wholly on oats, you
will need to give no other grain. Horses
are seldom injured by oats when they are
given at proper ,imes--that is, they should
not be given just before starting. 1, is
safer to give The principaI.par. Of the grain
that ,he horse is 10 have, at night. He will
then be ready 10 start early in the morning;
his grain will be digessed, and il will do
him good.
Your cheapest. and best mode will be'to
purchase half bushel Of oats at night and
lei your horse have the whole mess Your
saveIner will charge you no more than he
would for hall peck and the hay. He will
say the horse cannot eat much hay il he eats
| his half bushel of oats, and he will charge
you for the oats only. The highest tavern
price for oats, by the half bushel, may be
half dollar. Well. you will seldom &c. a
horse KEEP. shor. of tha. in large town,
through he should have bu, peck Of
grain.
Some people feat 10 give grain while the
horse is warm. yet they will not he state
about giving grain jus, before starring. Bu,
i. is hard driving after eating, not ealing
after hard driving. that Injuries horse. II
is believed that grain is no oflener injurious
to the horse when he is warm, than al any
other time, Let any man consult his own
feelings Does no, his food hurt him more
when he comes in hot from work and eats
it, than at any other ,imel-ls it volen.
exercise, after eating hearty. tha. cause
severe paint Everyone who has tried i. and
though Of il, will answer yes.
Horses have often been ruined by hard
driving soon after being stuffed with grain.
How often do we see people at public
houses give their horses bu. little grain a,
night for fear they would not ca. due
quantity Of hay. and then jus. before start
ing give larger mess 10 travel upon! peo.
pie who seldom travel, and who seldom
give their horses grain, will stuff Them
with these article on The morning Of start!
ing. If the grain had been given on the
previous nighi,,here would be some chance
, Of its doing good.
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Triumphant Success.
find ne,O discovery in the Newspaper
P,,o:,,.o.
Business.

A most important and invaluable discovery has
been made by gentleman Of this city, by which
newspapers may be printed in their present form,
and at the same time, capable Of being converted
at pleasure, into Magazine form, for preservation
This grand improvement, which is destined to
ferma new era in the business, eliecting an entire
revolution in the art ofprnting mammoth newspa-
pers will be introduced by PERMISSION of the pa
tentee, into the Philadelphia Saturday Museum,
commencing in May next.
In announcing to the friends Of the newspaper
press throughout the country discovery, which
viii add SO immensely TO the value of newspapers
| the publishers ofthe Saturday Museum, have, also
the proud satisfaction Of announcing the complets
and triumphant success Of their new Family news
paper. The liberal patronage already secured fo
this new and popular enterprise, has not only sur
passed the most sanguine expectations, but is en-
tirely unprecedented
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SONG.
BY MISS LANDoN.

BY MISS LANDoN.
Ny hearth is like the failing hearth
Now by my side.
One by one IT'S busrt of fame
Have bust and died
There are none to watch the sinking blaze
And none 10 care,
Or il it kindIe into strength,
Or waste is air.
My fate is as yon faded wreath
Of summers flowers.
They've spent their store Of fragran
health.
On sunny hours,
Which reok'd them not,which needed no
When they were dead:
Other flowers, unwarmsd by them
Will spring instead,
And my own heart is as the Lutte
I am now waking,
Wound to too 6ne and high pitch
They both are breaking.
Silence. forgetiull, and rest.
Lule, are for thee;
Aud such my lot, neglect, the grave,
These are fsr me.
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POETRY.
From the German of Lahgbein.
HABICH AND HATTICH.

"A bird in the hand is worth two In The bush!'
There are two little songs,ers well know
in the land,
There names are I have and 0 had l,
have will como tamely and perch on yoar
hand,
But q had l will mock you mos! sadly.
I have, at first sight, is less fair in the eye
Bnt his worth is BY FAR the anoie en-
during,
Thana thousand o had Is, that sit far and
high,
On roofs and on trees so aluring.
Full many golden egg this bird will lay,
And sing you BE CHEEKY be CHEEKY !
o, merrily, then. will the day glide away
Ard sweet shall your sleep be when
weary.
But lei an o had I once take your eye,
And longing to catch him once siege
y0u,--
He'll give you no comfort nor rest ill you
die,
Life long he'will torment you and tesze
you.
He'll keep you all day running up and
down hill,
Now racing. now painting, nov creeping.
While far overhead, this sweet bird, a this
will,
With his golden plumage is sweeping,
Then every wise man who attends to my
song,
Will count his have choice treasure
And, whenever and 0 had come fyint
alone,
Well just let him fly at hi, pleasure.
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IMPROVEMENTS IN a THE MUSEUM

'The Museum is now 30 fairly aud firmly es-
tablishsd, that we feel warranted in making some
very extensive and important improvements. BY
the first of May, we shall have completed all our
arrangements. We shall have in the first place,
beautiful clear and bold type--in the second,
superb smooth and white paper--in the third pac
we shall make an ingenious and novel change in
the arrangement of the matter-in the fourth place
shall increase corps ofcontributitors in all the
various departments of Family Newspaper--in
the fifth place, we have secured, at high salary,
tho services of EDeAR A. PoE, Esq, agentleman
whose high and versatile abilities have always
spoken promptly for themselves, and who, after the
first of May, will aid us in the editorial conduct of
the journal.
The 'Naratiye Of Townsends journey over the
Rocky Mountains,' one of the most interesting and
valuable ever published, is sent to all new subscri
bers. At its concluson,our readers will find them
selves in possession OF work which alone will be
worth double the subscription to the paper. We
shall continue, also, of course, the Biographical
Sketches and Portraits, which are row exciting SO
unexampled an interest. With these and other fea-
lures continued and with the Improvements in con-
temptation, il remains to be seen whether we do not
amply fulfil our determination of making the very
best newspaper in America.
Persons wishing to secure six thousand large oc-
tavo pages Of useful interesting, and uneIcepona-
BILE reading for the select family circle for the small
| sum of Two Dollars per year-being at the aston
ishingly lw rate of thirty pages for cent or e.
quival.nt to one hundred and twenty pages for ouI
| cents--should hand their names in now.
TERMS.-Two Dollars per annum Three CO.
pies for Five Dollars or Sixteen copies for Twenty
Dollars, is the extra nducement offered at present
for clubbing.
| THOMAS u. CLARKE d co,
Offes Of the Saturday Museum p Publishers' II all
No. lel Chestnut Street, Philadelphia.
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NOTICE..

rs hereby given tha. we have purchased at con
stable sale as the property Of Joseph Sheep,one
grey mare one bay mare, three cows. one heiffer,
two steers, four head ofyoung cattle, twelve sheep,
enc hog, one sow and pigs, one two horse Wagon
and bed, one sleigh, two ploughs. one harrow, one
cultiyator, two sets wagons gears, one lot plough
gears, one sett Of Harness, one saddle, 20 bushels
Of oats, I ofa stack of rye, one lot Of Hay 10
bushels potatoes three fourths of twenty three
of grain in the ground and have left the same il
his possession during our pleasure of which the
public will take notice.
LEVI BISEL.
CALEB THOMAS.
March 4th, Is43.
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TRIAL LIST,
For ApriL Term, lS43.

Il" "P'H ic'm, iOfos
l Mary Strawbridge VS. Jesse Funston
2 John Cumnins ct al VS. John G. Lessig
3 Samuel Miller VS. John Aulen's Admrs.
4 John F. Monn ct al VS. Moses Meyer
Daniel Hoatz VS. Burd Patterson ct al
John F. Mann vs. John s. G.. Martin
7 Frederick Beats, Exc. VS. Henry Follmer
8 Francis Balls Admr's VS. John Rhoads
9 John g Boyd VS. George Irwin
10 Nathan Collier VS. David Petrikin ct al
IL Abraham Tefwilliger VS. Daniel Gross
IL Josiah Egbert ct al VS. Cornelius Still
Is John y. Davis VS. Ashbel b. Wilson, ct al
IA Charles Cartledge vs. James Strswbridge
Is Leonard Stoughton VS. Charles F Mann
l6 Leonard Stoughton VS. Benjamin p Frick
IT Archibald Voris VS. Clarrissa A Schenck
l8 The West Branch Bank VS. Thomas Moore
head ct al
10 Nicholas Kimdt VS. Nancy Rohr
20 Eleazer SKinney VS. Moses Davis et al
2l George Codor VS. Thomas Chambers
% Henry Keser VS. Peter ShaiIer
90 Thomas Biddie VS. Joseph Paxton ct al
"a Simon Anderson VS. Nicholas Cole
rs John Ross VS. Isaac S Monroe ct al
26 William Wilson VS. Cornelius Gslretson
2T Robert Montgomery VS. Daniel S honlgon
cry Ex.
ss John Case VS. Stuart, Biddle, Lloyd Il co.
30 Geo,ge Maus ct al VS. Thomas Brandon
80 James Lynd VS. Elisha III Bggs
81 James Lynd VS. Elisha III Biggs
50 Susan Kline VS. William Rohn
33 Alexander Mears VS. Peter Kline
"a John II James VS. Thomas Chambers
S6 Hsary Yorks VS. Themas Chambers
The Columbia Democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, 1843-04-01

Never drink brandy when you can get
wine; never drink wine when you can get
beer; never drink beer when you can &c.
cider, and never drink cider when you can
get water.
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'FiIst Glass in parsing, lake your places
James, what case is Mr.. Smith, 'Ob.
jeclivs case. sir why so!' Cause he
objected to pay daddy that FIVE dollars he
borrowed the other day 'Tha.'ll do, 60
10 your seats.'
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TO your seats.

The prosperous man has everything to
fear, and the poor man every thing TO hope.
To The former every change threatens loss,
to the latter j. promises benefit. He little
fears the turning Of the wheel who 10 al
ready at the bottom.
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NOTICE.

is hereby given that have purchased at consta-
BILE sale as the property Of Mathew Mcf1enry, one
cast shod sled and short traces and tongue chains,
one log sled, one red COW, enc red heier, one two
year old bull, one harrew, one brown mare, one'
gray horse, windmill two sets Of harness, one
mantle clock, SIX acres Of rye in the ground, four
acres of wheat in the g,ound, one cast plow, one
lot Of hay in the barn, one lot ofrye in the barn,
aud have left the same in his possession DUNG my
pleasure Of which the public will take notice
DANIEL KITCHEN.
March H. 1856
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March 20, ls43--4s.
NOTICE..

THAT have purchased at constable sale as the
property of Samuel Kline, one yoke of working OK
en-, one black COW, one culver pow, one harrow,one
wind mill, two hay forks, enc iron schoop shovel,
81 acres ofwheat in the ground, three acres of lye
in the ground, two hogs log sled,one fax brake
Que grind stone, two log chains, one large iron
kettle, ore Loom, and have left the same in his
possession during my pleasure Of which the public
will take notice.
r. p. WELLIvBR.
Murch rs, ls43- 4s.
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NEW TURNING
establishment.
On Fishing Creek, al Isaiah Coles Mills,
Sugarloaf toUnship, Col. CO.

Sugarloaf township. Col. co.
THE subscriber informs the public thai he has
put up shop at the above place. for the purpose of
turning Wagon hubs, and all kinds of wood work.
Also, iron mill spindles and gudseons, &c, and
copper and brass of every description. All kinds
of produce will bo taken in payment, but credit
given.
Two or three journeymen, who understand fin
shing chairs and beadsteads will find employment
ORRIN STRAIGHT.
Jaa. IA, ls43.-3s.
The Columbia Democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, 1843-04-01

A lady making inquiries Of a BOY about
his father, an inlemparale man, who had
been sick for some time, asked whether
he had regained his appelilel mo. ma'am,
says the boy, mot exactly, his appetite is
very poor, but drinkile is as good as
ever
The Columbia Democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, 1843-04-01
NOTICE.

That have purchased at Constable sale as the
property of DAME, Esemen one three year old heie.
feI; two yearlng steers;one wood slsd;one tanning
MILL all the grain in the ground on the farm he oc-
cupies; sixteen poplar saw logs one shoat and have
lett the same III his possession during my PLEASURE
Of which the public will take notice.
:. JOHN YoRKs.
March II, 1856.
The Columbia Democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, 1843-04-01

Fears are entertained that Hueston, of the
Baton Rouge Gazette, is about to take TO
poetry. The following startling announce
mens appears in the las, number of his
paper:
One Of the most tender subjects tina,
ever employed the pen Of poet, is an old
Shirt
The Columbia Democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, 1843-04-01
C:AUCLON.

THE pnbic are hereby notified that the subscri-
be, loaned to Lawrence Good, Of Monteur town
ship, viz. one red COW. one red and white cow one
brndle heffer one two year old bull, one spotted
bull calf, one dearborn Wagon, one cntting box
and knife, and two sets Of horse gears. The fore
going property was purchased by ME from John
Grouse, who purchased the same at constable sale
as the properly of Lawrence Good. All presons'
are hereby notified MOTTO interfere with the said
property as it belongs to the subscriber.
JOHN DIETERICH-
March A. lS43-45,
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Lord Brougham, when in playing mood
wrote The following epitaph On hlmsslE
Here, reader, turn your weeping eyes,
My fate an useful moral teaches,
The hole in which my body lies
Would not contain one half my speech.
Op
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NOTICE.,

NOTICE.
Is hereby given, that we have purchased at con
stable sale as the property Of David Cox, one bay
mare, one sorrel mare, two sets horse geers, one
COW and calf, one plow, one sled one windmill ,onc
mantle clock, one Wagon, and have left the same
in his possession during our pleasure, Of which The
public will please take notice.
4 DERR & M'BRIDE.
March l, l643-4T.
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NOTICE.

is hereby given that we have purchased
at constable sale as the property Of George
Dits. one gray horse and harness one sor
rel horse and harness. one Two horse wa
gon ane sled two lumber sleds one COW,
one plough, one harrow one farming mill,
one cutting box and all the lumber at the
mill, and saw logs, one clock and the grain
in the ground two log chains and have left
The same in his possession during our plea
sure.
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NOTICE..

NOTICE.
YHVHE undersigned purchased at Constable sale
u as the property of James Lemon one bureau
one clock, one spring calf two shoats four acres of
wheat in the ground, two of rye in the ground
& have left the same in his possession during my
pleasure, Of which the public will please take no.
tice.
JONATHAN LEMON.
March IL, lS43.-47.
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