The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1843-05-18

AExlc1S TRlcKERY.
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eaSuss = |. fseeai isFless,sg lseipss Il
naiansfs. dslis-,rd b. Dr. az. Meyer,
Esq-. Lee oar S-cftarg IL Lse-toa Il
Aexira. lIr rslstrails f,,lls~sae aaeeasls.
A nars l-zsnaoas ehsia sf pieksfy ~as
never tesssed sad mese iueeesss. Il 80.
RED on. We ava il ia 30. M e1n
wotds:
A sorshy Judge q OF ~ tlsr Msairsa
eaafis. nHe mafning saseFIng ne lie eli.
6re 10 Iake b. srst aH The beneh,
ga shau, % refer 10 be g~ll wsirh.
whru Re discovered hat il = a. n0s laLis
porkrL
AL . usual = lie rsma. led = md h !
frlead. :. have leil ny ~a.ch snirr ny
Thao~." and pr.seseted ler,A~llh = she
discharge &c lhe dssies Of the dss: these
coaeiad~d. be resrraed home 10 dinner.
~h'eh being also Despatched he ,haagh,
u h's aaieh. alG dlftc,ed hs wiie -
ssRd for ID.
;. Send or IL" sid .he. with m Iislle
sarpr-e. /. Why, have sou-uu. gos =. ny
d~srfss
9Ns, nv fesr. inJee,i | h,se no.
/. We'll, ihh : &c. ei.aelv s,angs. |
sem i . % ilsr,e hours Aga.''
S.n.ii - me. ami NJ ~lisnll''
= Ny. sbnas - hour sisrs s0u aere
gone ti..s parning. ssnlsel dressed d ID
came i ,be house. accompanied bys boy
hea.isg srledsd su.ksy. whlrh be sad
yoa had bought &c ~ k.d,an on yuur
Wy y eonr, aud had rfqnes,rd hin 1,
see delivered II The hense. elth request
thai should Ia, e IL Picked aud pa, assy
10 cool. - you inlead+d 4, in.ile your brn-
ihar judges hame with y"u ii slinier IL,
mouos;. he ,hsn aided lhs, you had lell
your witch under your pila~. and had
deslsed hin 20 Obtain il fr"m mr.. lUf he
psrposs Of carry Z 4 70 you."
Ofrourse The srxati,n aud annoy ancc
Of The sotihy judge ~ill be sa.,ly under
siold; il aas. however. sosihsd BY IN
hous's reflection nPon The rascal's inge
nul,y. and his cogitatiars had also led him
% impsove The fellows hint. and invite
bis brothers of The bench on The flloa.
ing day.. According y, HE nexl morning
he ordered he turkey 10 be cooked 10,
dinner, and on The adjournment Of The
court. having relsied TO his sssncis,s
pldgss NE costly trick Of The prscedine
day. returned home Ii company Nth .heal
10 enjay lie turkey, which had been 30
dearly bought.
Bui aha, vas his surprise 10 iiud din.
per prepared and no turkey 10 grace III.
sesfd.
. Wheae !. The tukey. nv desr," he
quie.ly ihqai,ed II his ot,hy lady.
:. The turkey. ..sherexeiaimtt, !. v hs,,
haven, Won seen il u cour!''
Al r"ut'. my dea,-why ~hslshould
the turkey be doing al couill"
: Il a ppssihie. !" sic exclaimed, i. thai
] have sg4ln been jnpfd BY valiant"
!. lev. nns!" said lie Judge.
/" Why. alter you were gone i ranple
oi hours ihismarn,ng, psle-faced Dung
man. With shabby genteel dress. came
% the door. aud stated thai he Vas = cletk /
OF The eonri. congratulated me on The re-
cosery of your guild wsirh. and added /
that the ihlef ~ho had so siIlainousiy
duped your honor bad been arrested, and |
was Raw 10 court undergoing an exami-
Gs,,oe; that The Cham of evidence was
complete against him. with lie exrep-
,lon q the actual presence IL The To kew,
which he bad been despatched 10 bring
into eoaf,-snt gave ITO him.
+" Well, my dear, 700 are cer,a:niv a.
greai . goose - hit va. turkey" pc
itrly ossersed The Judge. almost mad
with chargtin and disappointment
9hs sdmirabie character Of The tick,
I,osever. sulI sufiiced 10 calm The Irri
iaied feelings IL The judicial Jigniisry. and
he ejnyed hi. diauer. interrupted occs.
sionsily only BY a hearty laugh. although
The turkey had beea picked !, grace an
other busrd.