The hornet., 1843-08-08


Loyen Racket, Of the Columbus Engpi,,
says a good many very good things. Ills In.
communication dated at Madison, Ga. con
iains the following 0Ing at legal profession
which IS admirably we'll directed. and, aIlbouaI
designed exclusively, perhaps, for the Iadtnd.
oi Columbus, will apply with cquaI Justice +,
almost any latitude or longitude where ther,
are lawyers.
b 81 wish kould hav hurd the e1aminasbur
oi koupa of yung Lims Of the Law what
took place hurc fu weeks ago. Thay appyd
iur admIsshun tu the Bar, an the Judg appintec
a kommlttee of Atturniz tu AK EN- kweslins
Iha tuck the ynng men up wun at a TYNE, n,
the lryshmun wanted TO ite the Horaets.-
Wun on the Lawyurs slept forrad very bole
asli he wanted to koniuse the yung feller, who
luked for all the world as if he had cum ia
face the Devil insted of a Kourt of Justis-an
at it tha went:
Lawyur.-Whar did u read Law
Lim.-At Kolumbus, Georgy.
The Judge turned rite pale
Lawyur.-How long did read Law?
Lim.-Two weeks, sur.
The Judge turned paer.1
Lawyur.-Why wur the Law of this kuntry
maid?
Lm.-That justis mite be dun to all men.
Lawyur.- Why du we hav Lawyurz!
1.-THE Judge frightened up little
Lin. .--Tu prevent the Laws from bein exc
cuted.
THE Judge tainted, and the way the baluns
of the Lawyurz looked mean was divurtin.1
Lawyur-SO fur so good.
Lim.-Yas sur.
The Judge cum 2.
Lawyur.-What is a Lawyur'z business?
Lim.-Tu kreate diffykuties amongst casa
bul folks, tu speak prutty, tn squat low, tu hol-
ler owd, tn latf at all the wimmin-- THE Judg
winked at him and looked shame 7--tu dress
fine on luther folks mummy, tu form Debatin
Sosyetys and Patryotic Kubs, tu favur muir
dururs, tn assyst thieves, keer robbers, and
git good fees.
GOOD God, seq the Judge, what smart
yung man.)
Lawyur.-Ar a Lawyur justyfyable in re-
seryin porshun of the pIunder from thefe
or a robbur in pay for bis fee!
Lima Lawyu.r haltno business tn ak his
Klient impairment F@estions as to how he
KUN by mGnny--tr5 tnuff for him no kno that
the teller hav got the funs TO settle and will du
It, an also that when he gifts hole of that, altho
It has knone the robber once. that it shall kno
him no more forever. {
[The Judge liked to choked his Honor by {
ryin tn drink water in two big hurry.] |
Lawyur.-What wud kali a Lawyur what /
Vud except fee from the Kulumbus Bank +
2obbursl '
Lim.--I should kali him Statesman, Pat C
yot, an a well wisher of the kommunity whar u
e lived.
Judge.--Mister Klerk give that yung man b
is LiSens. Il
Kerk.--Yas sur. S
Judge.--Du it quick sur. "
Klerk.--Yas, yas sur. 6
The Judge wur very much xcted when he d
allied the secund yung man, and konkluded p
lat he'd ak him a few kwestions himself, and u
roceeded as follurs: ia
Judge.-Whar did read Law? al
Lim.--Kulumbus, Georgy, sur. III
Judge.--Who did Il read law under in Ku- ca
INDUS? th
Lim.--Kurnel Jones, sur. pl
Judge.-Kurnel Jones? iu
Lim.-Kurnel Seaborn Jones, sur. sa
Mister Klerk kan give this yung man his pa
isens two, fer it is uceleSs for us to konSume
lr time in akin men kweStions bout Law pr
hen tha nose more than BIackstowne eVur an
d. tn
Mister Sherryff attend to your bssyneSs sur I'M
IAN the Tudpe looked at the SherrvT an of