Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1843-10-12

Top talking. she will be- pointed out 10
be congregation
LAReE IpEAs -" Mr. speaker, said
isiinguisbed orator ia a Western legisla-
IRE. II have beea accused Of vacilIatioa
sny political pfincipleSl Me yscilIaie |
Me-, who first drew the breath Of life
enesih the gigantic foliage Of the forest
/ oak who was graded 10 an earthquake
I'D suekled by The Mississippi ME,
those playihings 10 childhood, were The
etr,and the alligator. who ia matnrer
surs delighted 10 grspple with the fur.
as torrent as il rushed lid and headiong
rom ilsemoqntain home. and ts1sport with
be tornado and the double engine steam,
oat Me yacillale Mr.. Speaker, the
lea Is pfeposierous r
Thrust yourselfinto every ene's busi.
se5s. and elbow out whomsoeyer you can
neither love nor. hate ang one-mea
lure every thing 10 your own advantage
i've nothing but what is 10 be returned
With usury and be complainant to every
.ady; have always Two strings lolyour
row aud you win "go il.
.fnetdote. "A young lady 10 Rfehmond
having in a fit Of indAs1y applied herself
0 naptua making. sfIxed over The win.
low Of Der lodging painted board. which
~ irifiiDg photographed error. was in
Icfibed thus Jane Smith. Hun Tormen.
Ter"
What are you doing there all alone 10
bat large house3 said gentleman % an
lrishman, the sole occupant Of dlspidat-
+ ID building op----stseet. Sure, and
rs ad officer am. your honor. said Pat.
An oficer-how sc' Why you see The
others are all gone. aud I'm xfeft tenant
The Declaration Here is one Of the
heatest turned epigrams 10 the language.
Imagine, il you please. sentimental.
81 most gracefully reclining on a sofa,
with the last fashionable novel in her
hand, aud aheart unfeefing as pin cush-
on, and before her, PROSTATE on Ibis mar.
BOW bonesS peffumed youth Of 20, with
Eyes upltfrned in agony sublime, sobbing
but 10 any thing but dlspassion---s
My charmeflA i would die for ihSe,
II thou wouldSt only lice for me -
All do replied The dark-eJed elf,
"A asrtr cant 70 die mysegn
A terrible chap lives out West. He
lakes hail stone life. pills when sick, picks
bis teeth with . pitch fork. combs his hair
with lake. fans himself with a hurri>
cane, wears cast iron shirt, and drinks
boiling but creosote and aaua.orlfs.
Pat .AstonisAe3. An unfortunate Hi.
bernian-no frequenter1of large parties.
consequently noodle 10 gasironomy-
dominating 10 his bliss upon the bank ola
southern creek. espied terrapin pllming
|itself 4.
Och. honey r. exclaimed be, solemn.
~, that ever | should come 10 America
70 see a snuff box walk !" ~
Whist vsaid hisywife. don't be after
making fun Of The birds +
Much remains unsung." as The Tom
Car said when he was interrupted in a Sc
ienade by a.brick bat,
A person being asked what ghost said
70 him. which he pretended to have seen,
answered chow should kaow what be
said, am not skilled in the deds 4 Ian.
guagss."
Marry man for his good sense. amia-
Die temper, his sound morals. his habits OF
Industry aud economyi and you will then
have good husband.
The hardest fare ever experienced,
said an old eodger. was The time when
| sol lostln he woods. | slept on rock
and cracked bplleraals snh my teeth for
lailvipg.
Scraplss, Josiah, how many seruples.
sTe there ispa dfachn II
Don't know. zor. .
Well, then, recollee. .here are iE.ee.
OBJ there is.ha. Well daddy takes his
dram every morning without no sefuples.
The lad who spelled coffee. kag pky.
ne have ascerlained Is The one who spell.
edingenuity thusz< Iadiaa- Knelui I. and
ihe very same chap that spelled black
smlin shop b9aek eAmyt scktop.
a foul deed-A Spanish fsherua an
name nEknown. was io1nd ia 4 swamp
nesf New Orleans. n q dying slate, on
Tie 6lh inst BY the side Of The unfOrtu-
nate victim stood his murdster-an emp.
~ rum bottle.
Those who pretend 70 know more than
others. IRE sometimes more Ignorant than
those who prefend 10 know nothing.
Pure White Lead In OIL.
III KEGS Philadelphia White Lead. in
~ ia and IS lbkegs, at I,50 10 sa75 per
Ing For sale b. CROSBY.
Hsrpers-Ferry, Aug II.
,Ereeh Oranges.
LARuA ~illy Of fine Fresh Oranges, BY
z - ses box, Received By J CROSBY.
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