Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1843-10-19

up q living. lie SAYS.
Abuul two months since there slfayed
10 this village from parts unknown, a
scustom,r," who immediately attracted
lie attention OF our ord r-lovine, peace.
n, serving q ntry. he was evidently Of
the Dicky Ddua class. but Whist renier-
ed him particularly The object Of attention
was Ii ad from one hall Of which 81 urn.
braeeousn, IS was shorn, while The other
half boosted fleece 81 same x IN HIS
10 l.ngh, fry red, aud wiry as ihe
moustache Of gfzly bear. When We
add to this p cuii rty coat paftakiag
some what of the cbafscletislics 81 a Ger.
tain many colofel garment we read fin
scripture, we need SC reeiy wonder ha,
lilo geniman WIS soon lii UPON as IN
escaped sal bird;" one re haps Nha bad
flown from the srong cage az j. ifi.rspn
CITY. He was soon, cons q0entiy. arr st.
ed, and as his answers were anything but
satisfactory, he was accommodated with
quarrets incur county jail. Tie Keeper
of the Sac Ptnunti ~ written to, but
his reply threw no light upon tie sub
iect more over, lht' wrong side ol ms
head was shaved, aud be could moi possi
bly, belong to that establishment Let
trs were next addressed 10 lhe keepers
Of the other penleniibri,s ii nnighbtfng
states, but with Like snec ss What was
to be dote? The My alt rnative now
seemed writ f hubeds eorpas, and a
subs quent inqust on CIR vaetancy. Ac.
cording'y 'hoI elol' was broaglt birth, and
the following dialogue epsufd between
himself and chs honor pteyiouslo far
Their pr ce dngs:
Justice What is Your name, srrah =
Plisoner. 'Ppdln', sir =
J-Puddng thai is q strange me !
Is lhAt air.
'No.--they sometimes calls me
fuddinf and Tame
J. Stranger still! Wei. VII is your
enploymsnt-how do you obian a liy-
ing T
PA Iivin'7 oh, ihti's easy; some
tim by dom things 'lous shqfc; some
I'M hy rus,coiia'. I'm rustic in now
though rnmanly d. III TN The WIN
ter, 'c,plin VII y ! 20 Souih.
J.--'Rustic ting Whai do ytu mean
BY Il at? Exrlau yours T."
P.--'Why, rust atm IS coming the
thng over the yerdant--snakn' thu green
'uns--goin' into racy, as the newspa.
pefs says
Come, come, Mr. Whtd ye
call um, you must b. more explicit; speek
ii plain English, Of | VII al once commit
you as a vagrant.
P--'Jisi az YOU p'easp Julgc-l'm
not al Il fred Of tustcatin' yet, as the
y, her fever tint OVER down south, s'pfc';
ardthis here's very az eeabie piac
sfeclally as you gives US euflre.
J-T1en YOU are pleased with youf
situation 2
P.-'WerrY mu b assure you; and
IS yon'ro q yer sort OF covcy, Goa.
SD RIM III lei your all about -'cepiu'
lhe ong sho business. which belongs 10
the Graf, aud won't dewuige--ao, l'ma
man Of honorl But, as was sayin'. The
rust calin' business is ~ ne-thai's my
own bus.nose. ana | hope GA wont s,all
me. as nobody knows that ranch Of Inc
prof ssi3n but me, and don't want 10
let il cur YET
J--Prorced am all sCcntion
Well, see, when | gets iirrd of
he long shore business, whieh or eer-
t ia reasogs. gifts sometimes unpleasant
| list cuts of this here hair, this fashion,
an urns Ibis here coat, sorler Ike The
Pc lyushuas does. one hall ways, aud
then o lie thinks Is convict, and gives
me qua ters, till they finds out they've
been come il over, like you has, then
tbey gives me kick, and SITS me- loos
agin, as s'ptet you will. cen mast
always selects tie country for my OF era
tons, as they hoot got no tr ad mills.
aud gives goo provisions; that's the
reason calls II YaaflcatinT
1t need scarcely be ndird that Mr.. 'Pud-
din and Tame received notice 10 quit.
REASONS why LAND SHOULD BE III
PROVED. - More can be culiivat, d with
III" same hands, because titled with less
hatd Dor.
Brars aud shrubs disappear, and gras
SIS appear
Cattle damage the and and grass less,
because they DO not have to tramp so
great space 10 ill themselv' s.
Less lind required; less fencing.
Less trolting after cows and hois S.
Less work At the Smiths shop
Fewer Whips worn out
Stronger teams.
More Manure, and less need for il.
A silmulous 10 action.
A pr lection against winters frost anu
summers heat.
A good example TO children and neigh
bors.
Keeps Off sherifis and buzzards.
STEPS emigration.
Produces money for books, and time
Tor reading.
Surplus time aud money for erecting
buildings.
Also school houses and churches.
Produces time 10 travel, TO lecture on
economy and preach the gospel.
Produces soelabity and hospitality.
Makes a paradise Of a barren, plenty
out Of poverty, blessing out Of curse.
The barn is filed. the dairy sfled,
The purse is filed, and the soul is filled
with gratitude.
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