The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1843-06-29

70 psnsn Who hss had sons ssperisnss
IN The hayward. strange, qsfrr, P-xrling.
provoking. psfplsring, ineonpishensIbls
aad eaprieiaps xsys Of losely ~oasn.
New 70 he text.
ia ssnllsmsh should meet wilh 0 re-
p1lse--a psfsssl-ii 10 y helIy snd solely
bis osn fsHll. d 10 10 his paxsr % "a
certain The stale 81 The lsdy's feelines Be.
fore he :. 1nbosoms" himsslf. Bul hos
OF eonse. she uIlI never maks leader
eoniessienin tender oTdsor Iendsr looks.
Oh. nsi She vii use very litlls srll6ee
lo son,inre him that sle does MOI esss
TAD sirsus for him, bni II sle really loses,
she be,rsys lhes xislenee Of The lender pas
,ion in hundred different wass in me
pfesenre Of he ..desr object" lf abe
neeis the offices" in the street. che
lfiss 20 losk cold end composed. boz blpsh
% 20 her lemplrs. lfihsy should Be leii
alone. and are in close proximity. hey be-
come rrefueiaiingly embarrassed; hare .
sort Of ehosklng sensation sboai The throat
trembling Of limbs--faliering OF words
-chsnsihg Of eolsr. &c. II he sdmirrs
any pecullsr mode Of wearing The hair
--any particular style Of dress--he will
discover that she innoesnily end unenn-
scionsly enough accommodates herself 20
his fancy. II. on entering the room. she
10 The lac. 10 greet bis spproach. be may
set il down IS . very favorable symplom.
adj fniiim; bui we have furnished enough
for ell useful purposes. d.
u, Then. a gentleman 6nas lady 10 the
site which we have attempted 10 des
crbe, he NAV propose with perfect safety.
Bu. he must be careful as TO time and
place. The sesson Of sunshine end fiaw-
ers 10 The hms--uhen mountain and hill.
plain aud valley, are clothed in the rich
ssi srrdnre--whcn the birds carol forth
Ih,n ssngs of joy aud love--whsn the
bslmy winds Of the south give color 70
the Cheek aud life 10 the s,ep--when the
sweet murmurine flhe brook bresks sp.
an The silence Of ths fores,--when the
goddess Of HE morn ba,hes The smiling
landscape in one bright suesm Of golden
eaulgenre--when The eyes become soft.
tender. dsw,. and the lowing ol herds
proclaim The close Of dsy--when each
field speaks Of joy and plenty-when ev.
cry trembling leaf whispers VI love oh,
then, then is the ,,mp!
Asto the place--ln some secluded walk
where there is no possibility Of interrupt
lion. Tremblingly place her delicae.
while. soft hand within your own mutt
ton 6si. pop the question, and mnrmuf
into her expecting ears VOWS OF love and
consisncy! II she 10 sensible. candid.
off handed sor,s girl. she will say /" ies,"
snd thank you. II she is .imid, LOVING
girl. she will probably boni in Tears, h,ee
her head in your bosom. and refer you 10
her "pspry." lf shs 10 foolish gill, she
will say, YES" eagerly. and jump up
and kiss ynu. lf she is acoquelllsh girl,
she vii pix pleased. bu. pretend 10 be
astonished. and !, will require many sue
coed ng interviews before you are aisle TO
make her d" d, FIRE her position.
True love, we all know IL diffident,
and the question is frequently popped
without the "popper" knowing what
The complexion Of the answer will be
from the "poppee." IL the lady hears
you colby and unmoved-beirays no
alarm, no embarrassment, no soft iutler-
ing of the heart, hand and voice--and
blasts your hopes by p lie uiterance Of
the terrifcally terrible monosyllable NO.
we advise you Immediately to get on your
feet again, carefully brush the dirt of
your knees, take your hat in your hand,
bow politely and indiferenty to The lady,
! as il the disappointment was not so great
as she expected, walk yourself of 10
your lodgings, light cigar. compose
yourself on soft cushioned chair, spec.
ulate upon the future, the capriees and
imperfrctions Of the sex. tho blessings oil
bachelors life, and il is probably you
will soon forge, her. II mus, be evident
that she don't care a copper about you.
II is true, by dogged perseverance you
might eventually obtain her consent; but.
in nine eases out Of ten, hearts do not
accompany hands won in that way. But
IL The lady says "No!" when all her looks
and actions say "Yes," do not, we be.
seech you, tear your hair and fly of in .
tangent. The hook has caught. and by
giving her plenty Of line, and playing with
her delicately and scientifically, you can,
in good time, draw her to youi arms, as
she blushingly confessss the power and
potency Of your charms. =.
! 4 BOBBY Of fellow. now may spoil
i all, in his haste or hardness, and let the
fair one escape from his unskilfnl hands,
;. 10 be caught in the net Of some old
l sportsman.
II LOVE LETTER.