Louisville messenger. (Louisville, Miss.) 1842-1843, 1843-10-21
from the llioi'mond knqaitsf.
TIE GOLDEN AGE.

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Joan! look DOM with Envy! You
rode we'll, Tor ,ou, like him, larned
early--you saved France, aud crown
ed your King AT Rheims, butyou were
unhorscd ~ last, aud burnt as IA sor'
eress. Never before rode n girl or
mill-boy, as rides this Mill boy OF our
He'll never be endorsed, I'LL he dis
counts al the white house, and saves
his country aud himself 10 boot.
Joe Smith and Parson Miller! get
out of his! or you will be rode over.
The end of the world isn't coming
yet--only our Mill Boy means to set
up IA new one. a new world!-bet-
tier, far better than the old! La Je-
me France was nothing to it. Tom
Benton, Tom Benton! your mint drops
won't save you-no, not even II you
could make the Mississippi flow pure
gold. Our Mill Boy promise more
!, than that-and he VIII perform it too.
Matly Van Buren,! lay aside your
magic; for, the Magicians OF Egypt
would quail before this Boy OF the
SIashes! Clear the track! clear the
track! old O., Black Dan and Caleb:
you'll soon be "obsolete IDEAS all
of you. Shut up your shops! Swain,
Peters and Brandreih--for, your yo-
: cations gonc!--1'hrow PLY sic to the
: dogs. Our Mil Boy brings the real
ELIXIR yite--the true Panacea. Dis
ease and poverty will be known no
more. Circus riders, all! give up
; your trade, and see our mealy Mer-
! curry astound the world with feats OF
Craftsmanship. Mons. Adrien, prince
OF Jugglers! he'll teach you tricks you
! never dreampt of in your philosophy
: Blacksmiths and carpenters, farm
! ers And mechanics, all! throw up your
tools! for labor is vulgar now, aud no
. longer II, led. Want, and debt, and
taxes will all be sol solete IDEAS too
!. -drowncd in Letle with old u,
Black Dan, and Caleb.
: GovERNMENr ON THE SELF Sur,
:. PORTING SYsTEM!!-l'hat's the MI
" Bows plan! amt it glorous' Simple
too, as Ezekiel Bigelow's churn. NO
J. thing to do but raise The TarIh higl
). enough. then the paupers OF Europe
). will pay the duties, and the General
}. Government having more money than
}. it can spend, will assume (that is dis
}. charge, wipe out, or repudiate) the
J. debts of the States-the surplus r
}. will divide among the people, hav
5. ing cancelled all private debts be
5. fore hand. But this amt halt. |
5. you have tears prepare to shed then
$. now! Fine broad cloth shall be nine
5. pence a yard, for, our manufacture
s. having the whole home market e
S. themselves, will afford to sell for mex
to nothing; and if they do lose a III
!" lie on each yard, they will sell ST
much as to make it up in the long lun
i Meat and bread will be had for no
i thing. because we now make NOR
] than we consume, and the Mill 30.
swears mill boys will swear some
It. tines not an ounce of meat nor
ID grain of corn shall be sent of to lee'
IS , foreign paupers. Money too, VIII!
% money will be as plenty as blacKher
IS ries. He'll have great National IL
% stitution on the plan Of Aladdin
80 Lamp, that will never fail or burst
% that's the reason he won't call 1t
n. Bank. People will go there and &c
y meney by the bucket full. This vii
It. be reliei--none Of your Democrat
/ distractions, about retrenchment, an
10 industry, and economy! 1t will rel
"A ulate the exchanges, too, to shaving
Il Poor Paddy will send a thousand DO
so lars Of his money to his mother, !
GO Cork, in quarter of an hour, free {
az cost. Exchange regulated down
SIS nothing. A common way 10 max
= fortunes will be BY exchanging pr
70. missary notes. 1t will be easier tina
{" the old way of laboring for none
and, under the new system, just
S, ccrtain--better, too, than the yank'
\ plan of swapping jackets, because G
- cry body HASN'T jacket to swap,
There will be no classes in societ
= for no body having to work, OF cour
all will be gentlemen and ladies'
er. Our Mill Boy says, that labor is ;
I'D old fashioned vulgar thing, in'ent
prt by kings, and vile aristocrats, to ke'
the people down, and is q disgrace
. . RennbIc. He hints, too, tor he