Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1843-12-07
FOR THE JEFFERSoNIAa REPUBLICAN.
Machine Poetry.

FOR THE JEFFERSoNiaa REPUBLICAN.
Machine Poetry.
Oh dear what can the matter bel
H. C. M. has been stung by ''yaller" bee.
Quince.
(LET ON THE sTEAM)
Now and Then," what "quare" piece of stuff
it is,
The man S mad or drunk, am sure, very sure,
hels.
Haw. Haw, | can't rhyme it, Halo Jerry,
tell the Doctor TO take this stuff out. 1t is over
my huckelberry" There are no rules in
steam TO gage it by. My "bilsr' is red hot
and every rule in Kames" a, my beams end,
bu, if should be {" bust,"I can, grind english
metre or common sense verse out oft. 1t would
scarce make one of i" Mother Goose's Fables"
If do put it through, yon, Bob, or The Doctor
must tell ne frs, wha, kind of soul a Pres
bylery" has, so that Ira can be sits salvation )"
+" LowIander's" Ignorancc.--,he Presbyierians
don, use them. Now Bob, you are go-to
meeting man; Jerry and The Doctor seldom
tend just tell me what kind Of "a revel' the
people ge, INTO, when the young priest of our
oracle, as Hank calls him, comes into church.
Do they have any thing like regular " Flo
Down?" If so, why don't Jerry and the Doc
tor go! I'll turn on, either of them against any
/" Peanpacker' thai ever shook mogasin" :"
If the Poet was sober and told the truth, just
"Slap" in the whole church, people, parson and
all.
I'll timber their JOINTS for revel' or bah.
know there are some meeting folks that
wan. "A liue grinding Nov and Then" as ell
as Poets, but ! had no idea of doing big bus
mess in tha, line after grinding Green Horn -
But worse than all listen We masters, Fire
men, Sukey and Cook, wha, this Blinkey'
says about Shakespear" "Who cares for
Shakespear and all his fun" My "biler is
ready TO bust" you h" e,arnal coo,," TO talk so
! about Daddy Shakspear.' Jerry stuff in that
"long lsan," Low- Dutchman, and III grind all
the cabbage out of him in three rounds "l'lI
condole and congratulate him. TO the tune OF
sole Dan Tucker III me,amorphose him
into the real shape and dimensions of the spe-
ces he belongs TO, as sure an Englshman
loves fat beef. He makes hard threats as he
winds up and every gudseon in me aches for
you and The Doctor, les, this young "Heri-
coles" should send you neck and heels over
"Sim's Clip" Chuck in the biped first, and
let me ge. my graphing irons on him; he will
soon find it is bad business for "-Bulls to make
battle with steam engines" Just give me a
man to grind, Jerry, and take this stuff and sell
i, to the soap boilers it will be quite specu-
lalion Take lille soap in exchange, as you
will want some to use OIL The Poet before you
put him in.
It's too strong for soap so put it once through.
Jerry.
! And little will answer the purpose then too.
Doctor.
| Down with the valve; squeeze out what you can
And next week we'll give you the authOr-the man
WhuS, Whuz.
Little pussy cats does no harm,
Only catch rats and mice in the barn;
The old cat she goes through the barn,
With her bagpipes under her arm,
And all the tune that she can play
Is, fiddle de de
For % N0p and Then" poor Hen-e-re c..
Ny boiler is sound and my beam il is strong,
I .Io - al ,,;,
! BOTHRUM & co.