Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, IA [i.e. Ind.]) 1839-1854, 1843-11-17

A TURNED CoAr.-The St. Louis Republican
they call tyler Coat l, can DO turned as
circumstances require, ard worn with either side
out. We would advise Charley Test, Esq, Dan
d. Sloan, p. NJ. and Dan. Keso, to make pur-
chase Immediately, there are only three coats
of this kind left and there is probability iha,
there will never be any made, for the tailor
who invented The fashion took the Tyler grippe
and di.i-ed, so he did"
Joel Jones, who went to Kentucky, las, fall.
and passed himself off for a minister of the gospel
and single man, after leaving q wife end child
in Baltimore, and rho su bseguentIv married Miss
Lydia Dorsey, of Jefferson co. Ky, has been
tried at Louisville, for blgamy, found guilty, AID
sentenced TO nine years tho PententIary-
During the trial, his frs, wife with her child sa,
near him, but he neither looked at would he
recognize them; and he received the verdict of the
jury with solId indtfference.-N. j. Mirror
81 hate to hear pople talk behind ones back, ;"
as The robber said when the constable waa chas.
ing hun and crying stop thief"
A SUPERB ARTICLE "A very curious and su.
perb article was exhibited al the recent FAIR Of
the American institute, at New York. It was . n
Ottoman, 10 all appearance, but on lady attemp-
ting 10 sii upon IL, II flow open, the cushion
tied down, and il became a sumptuous armed
chair. Touching spring, up flew q reading
desk, and giIded branch Tor Candles Touching
another spring, the reading desk disappeared, and
10! dressing mirror presented itself, rejecting
back the lovely features which looked into it
But rise a moment, while we smooth the cushion.
Another spring is touched, and, now, it is bed,
fit for Princess to repose on! As the Brother
iona than observed, "u was manufactured CO.
que.te, done IN silk and mahogany. changeabIo
the ind, and beautiful in very change"
Coop ADvICE.-Road good books, seek good
companions, attend good counsels. initiate good
examples, ALWAYS VOTE THE WING TICKET, and
pay the printer!
Oh lazy TO mako crops, so every
thing wen, to rack and ruin. Zekes wife was a
right smart oman; she told him one day. he'd
got TO 60 TO work. Cane you plowi says She
'Don't know how says Zeke.' well, III show
you; so she geared the boss, put him IN the plow
herself, and took Zeke and led him to it, and put
his hands on the pillow handle; and do think if
the lazy crtter didn't stand there withou, stirring
inch, till the Gales eat off all his coat tail off!
MILLIONS FOR AN INCH TIME.-"Mions of
money for an inch of time," cried Elizabeth, the
gifted, but vain and ambitious Queen of England,
upon her dying bed. Unhappy woman! reclining
upon her royal couch, with ten thousand dresses
in her wardrobe! kingdom upon which ''the
never sits" at her feet, all now vaneless, and
single inch Of time.n She enjoyed three score
and ten years. Like too many among Us, she
had so devoted them to wealth, to pleasure, 10
pride md ambition, that her whole preparation for
eternity was crowded into her las, moments, and
hence she who had wasted moro than half
fury. would now barter millions for an Inch of
Slime"
Coon PER cEsr.--"Where you buy da, water
mellon, Pomp!' asked Pole
"Gosh Amity! didn's buy UNI, nigger-I raj 7
sed um on shares"
SHOW be dat?"
"Da,'s true as preachnen,. for yaller Sam steal
two, and Glib me dis one not to tell. Yas. yaw!
VERY Goop-The following creed was adopted
by the officers of the American army Yer
Plank's Point, IN l1S2:
awe believe that there is great FIRST Cssue.
by whose almighty fat we were formed-and that
our business here is to obey our superiors. We
believe that every soldier who does his duty will
be happy here. and that every such one who dies
in battle, will be happy hereafter. We believe /
that Gen. Washing on Is the only fl man in the |
world TO head the American Army. We believe
that Nathaniel Green was born General. We /
believe that the evacuation of Ticonderoga was
Of those strokes which stamp the man who /
dares TO strike them. with everlasting fame. We |
believe that Baron Steuben has made Us soldiers
and that he is capable OF forming The whole world /
into q solid column. and displaying il from the
centre. We believe in his blue book. We be. |
heve u General Knox and bis artillery. And we
believe 10 our bayouets. Amenr