The Charlotte journal. [volume] (Charlotte, N.C.) 1835-1851, 1842-11-24

her back TO where she belongs. 80 Will
get pen, ink aud paper, and you must write
as tell you.
assented to this arrangement, and sta
tionary being produced, took my sea, to
ndiie the tender lines according to orders.
Now said he, begin the letter strong, blow
her up sky high, ask her il she is not asham-
ed of herself to treat me in this way give
her TO understand that am no old woman 10
be bamboozled in this manner, and that
won't stand any of her nonsense.
did as was directed, and soon read TO
him what | had written.
That is good so far, said he, now think
we had better cool down and try to touch her
feelings. Just remind her how loved her,
and how often have come through mud and
rain TO see her. Tell her to remember the
many times | have walked in her fathers
grove with her on moonlight nights, and how
OTTER she said she loved me better than the
world beside. Touch her ieudeIly nov, if
you please.
wrote on again according 10 orders, aud
when | had finished read ii TO him.
Good if,hat don't start the tears, am
no Judge of snakes. Now think you had
better come IL strong again. Give il TO
her hard. Show her am in earnes, and
no, 10 be triaed with.
once more obeyet orders, aud read 10
him the result.
Tha, is good again, remarked my hero,
now lets try 10 start The tears again. Ask
her if she remembers tho time VIC went out
horse back riding together. and her nag run
away with her, and how | ran the risk Of
breaking my neck to save her, and stopped
her internal colt, aud rescued her without
hurting hair of her heed.
Again my pen traced the evidence Of her
love. end reported my progress.
| Hold on, stranger, you mus, put 1t on
little thicker there. Ask her # she don'tre
member when took her from her horse,
she cried, aud throwing her arms round my
neck, kissed me, and said she would never
forget my kindness.
obeycd the last request, tbep read him
The whole letter. He appeared thoughtful
fore moment, and then addressed me
Well stranger, think that ought TO do
The business, but when | think how much
like dog she uses me- il makes my blood
bile like steamboat. Give her another
blast, believe she will bear 1t. Give her
real hurricane ibis time, and We II wind up
on that.
did as was directed, and the letter
vas finished and another such love letter
) think never was written since Adam took
Eve to wife. The romantic lover insisted
on my taking the ten dollars. ! declined
bis offer, and then told him if ! had done
him good favor vas glad Of il, he was
welcome, bu, he would not be denied, so
pocketed the \. The letter was so unique
that felt as If copy OF 4, would be o Gu
rosiiy, so | told bin | would write /, over
for him 10 q palmer hand. ] did so, and
gave him the copy reseuing the original
for myself, and here it is:
Miss LUCINDA SIMPSON
Madam, my ird, gua; ion knows 40 bounds
can scarcely hold my pen tor anger
US. wish TO inquire, Madum (and ! choose
10 do II IN vfilng) how you dare naee the
presumption TO treat me ~ The BRUSH man
nor with which you did 90 Sunday lost =
Do not your cheeks Jungle with shamo
when you remember how you Insulied me
on need not suppose tho, am an old gran
ny. who will be hunbugged and bamhoozlet
by such treatment. No, madam, | desplse
you and your Conduct. You are not hall
!, civilized, and your behaviour proves II.
will not put up with such abuse from ono
who is neither possessed Of handsome face
decent figure, or common sense, and
write thus TO tell you that ! spuru you, as
would venomous serpent from my path.
[Hero was directed TO change the mode
; OF attack.
My sweet and charming girl, beg YOU
, to reflect before II ls too late. Remember
? for one moment, the atlachmon, which have
, always manifested for you. \ beseect
you TO pause and consider our Situations
Remember how often have bufIe,ed wind
{ raio, storm and hurricane, no, even needing
thunder and lightning, for the sake ottoldlne
I YOU the darling Of my hopes to my fond anc
| endearlng embrace. lou know that the
. brightness Of your eye, the bloom 81 your
! cheek, your angelic form, and good sense
, which rcisns over all, possess a charm ovel
5 me winch no power on earth can break
Call TO mind. my dear and precious girl, the
: many happy hours We have spent togeihe'
10 your fathers beautiful grove by moon
, light, and oh my angel, remember how of
ten, when have swoTn 10 love aud protec
, you forever, you have declared that | wa
dcarer TO YOU than all else on earth.
llere | was directed 10 come the tigo'
y once more.
And nov, you little uddle beaded mink
e what do you mean by attempting TO brow
Q bea, and bully inc. If you think you CAT
o pliy the coquel,e, and crow over me, yoo arr
mistaken. You rnay assume as many airs
= and strut and swell with as much dignity q
il you were decent looking, and had not
0 cast in your eye, and a hair lip. You at
t tempt to abuse decent people, as If you hat
Il common sense. But you can't come it OIL
The ok;L1 I napa, Ilad I al,