The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1842-02-08
MOGad's life pills AMID Phoenix
ERl4tGNS.

pro,racted and painful illness of their originator,
Mr. John Nohat When taken i'll Mr. M was
prosperous and hourishing Merchant IN the lower
part of the city, and having consulted and employ
cd number of our skillful physicians, he, IL
ter moths Of suffering, was prevailed upon to pur
chase the receipt of the invaluable vegetable prepa
ration now offered TO the public.
The effect Of the Life Medicine in his own case
was so singular and remarkable, that he Immediate
y determined to offer to the world medicine to
which he not only owed his life, but his happiness,
The uniform success which has since attended
their administration in every instance, where tar
trial has been given them, has been attested by
thousands, and incontesiby proves their intrinsic
merit
BILIOUS COMPLAINTS, 81 THE CAUSE.
"A we'll regulated and proportionate quantity OF
bile upon the stomach is always requisite Tor the
promotion of sound health-it stimulates digestion,
and keeps the intestinal canal free from all obstruc
tons On the interior surface Of the liver is pes
culiar bladder in which the bile is first preserved,
being formed by the liver from the blood. Thence
it passes into the stomach and intesnes, and regu
lates the indigestion. Thus sec when there Is
deficiency of bile, the body is constantly costive
On the other hand, an overabundance of bile Gauss
es frequent nausea in the stomach, and often pro
notes very severe attacks OF disease, which some
times end in death
Fevers are always preceded by symptoms OF dis
ordered stomach; also scrofilus disorders,
and nil sympathetic, functional organic, or febrile
Diseases From the same cause the natural aud
healthy action of the heart, and the whole vascular
system Is impaired and reduced below its natural
standard as exhibited by palPitations, angulh
pulse torpors oftho limbs, syncope, and even deatd
ITSELF in consequence of an overabundance Of pc.
cuar offensive substance TO the digestive organs.
| The Life Medicines should Away be taken in
tho early stages Of bilious complaints and if perse
vered in strictly according the directions, will
postiv ely effect
MERCURY IN TIE sYSTEM-The Life
Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than the best preparations OF Sarsa
pa rlIa and are certain remedy for the ruShihg
of Hood to The head, aiOient headaches, tic don.
ieureu1, &'c All persons who are predisposed to
ap0pIcay palsy &C., should never be without the
Life Pills, the Diters for dose in time will
safe life. They equalize the circulation of the
blood, draw all pressure from the head, restore per.
sp;ratlon and throw off every mpury by the pores
of the skin.
TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT Il
RHEU MATISM.-- MofIats Lie Medicines have
performed the most extraordinary cures Of Gout,
Rheumatism, and chrome complaints of all kinds,
when used with perseverance. They should how
ever, be taken strictly according to the directions
! The Phoenix Biters ars so called, because they
possess the power Of restoring the expiring embers
Of health to a glowing vigor through The constitu.
ton as the Phoenix s said to be restored to life
from the ashes OF its dissolution. The Phnnlx
Bitters entirely vegetable, composed Of roots
found only in certain parts of tho western country,
which viii nfallibly cure FEVERS AND AGUES
of all kinds, will fail TO eradicate entirely all
the effects of mercury, infinitely sooner than the
most powerful preparations OF sarsaparia, and will
Immediately cure The determination Of blood 10 the
head; fail in the sickntSS incident TO young
females; and will! be found certain remedy in all
cases of nervous debility and weakness the most
impair ed co constitutions. As a remedy for Chronic
and TnRom0tory Rheumatism. the efficiency Of the
Phoenix Bitters will be demonstrated by the of
| a single bottle.
! Unlike the host of pernicous quackeries, which
boast OF vegetable ingredients, the Life Pills are
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, FREQ from Mercu
| ry, Anthony, Arsenic, or any other mineral, in
| any form whatever. They are entirely composed
of extracts from rare and powerful plants, the vIr-
| IN OT wi kDOwn In
dian tribes, and recently to some eminent phar
maceutcal chemists, are altogether unknown to
! the ignoiun pretenders 10 medical science; and
were never before administered in so happily eff
cacous a combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudites constantly settling around them; and
10 remove the hardened feces which collect in the
commissions Of the small intestines. Other medi
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind 90 produce habitua cos
tiveness with all s train of evils or sudden diarr
hua, with It's imminent dangers. This fact is well
known 10 all regular an0tomsts who examine the
human bowels after death: and hence the pejudice
of these we'll informed men against the quack med
| icnes of the age The second effect of the VEG.
| ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver and
the lungs the heaiihful action of which entirely de
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary
gans.
The following among the distressing variety
! Of human diseases, to which the Vegetable Life
| Pills are well known TO be infaible and perfect
remedy:
| DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomach, and eating a flow of pure
healthy bile, instead the stale and acrid kind;-
Fatulency, PapiatIon of the Heart, Loss of Appe
tite,, Heartburn and Headache, Restlessness, Ill
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, will! vanish,
as natural consequence ofits cure Costumes by
cleansing the who!o length the intestines with
solvent process, and without violence: all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within two days.
| niarrh anIC bnl NV rpn vinUf ha
rid by which these complaints are occasioned, and
by promoting the lubricative secretions of the mu-
cous membrane Fevers of all kinds, by restoring
the blood to a regular circulation through the pro,
of perspiration in cases, and the thorough
solution of all intestinal Instructions in others. The
Life Medicines have been known to cure Rheuma-
tism permanently in three weeks, and Gout In half
that time, by removing local inflammation from the
muscles and ligaments of the joints Dropsies of
all kinds, by freeing and Strengthening the kidneys
and bladder; they operate most delightfully."- on
those important organs, and hence have ever been
found certain remedy for the worst Of grav-
ell. Also Worms, by dsiodging from the turnngs
of the bowels of the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere; Asthma and Consumption, by re