New-York tribune., 1842-03-22
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10 AN1 De> - .9sa : z-.aa coHe= 70 yot
a Wis rtE - .t,sc:its o- sock II l.t.'s a1s
NOS. 14ssgi;52..; Eroiec ,t.cl ~ proves 70 demon
s.-a;lcu : czrz.. 10 :y2aaoca Z; s l7e:y nine
pr CEN. pro::, Ts:.-u..doas .oa Is Il 8esu-e
there ! one 1-C:c--iow. winch VII tow away a.
me p-oss-s. z-!t; li;,lc more.
'E7e1 4 particular :ri-sc Mo taxes particular
pans - exhibit Oh al occasions POCKET tul d
,noue.. and i very ibera! il speHdiag on occa-
s;oas wnsa he meets Win na.e fellows. wants 70
borrow Il .r!lal! sum. doa;yo lead him. Be sure
he hasi,.ca aourizniag ether people funds and
vii Grn on; letaulter, 10 >ayno ygor:e CT MIN.
When stranger makes himself particularly
agreeable agd sociaben q railroad car or on board
!. s,eam3oa: ~.ii:iou, having been ia5ro1uced by
Some ir-9@d. don, lei hin. put his fingers into
your pocket i ron have anything valuable there,
tor ne MAJ " strongly suspected Of being an az
gtrGcti0alst.
W'!leaa passionate man IN the course OF conyer-
satioa. flies into i, and exclainl=. vo!o better
eat nc up. hadn't you dont ygzs ID i.
when a few ardea, friends ,tho nave projected
some neg party or WIZ; 70 car: particular olit
ca POINT, want you TO ,tarta paper 20 farther
their views promising yoG overwhelming patronage
IN return and enc&ai;ed rank in rne political world
dan yot 10 Il. ;fnea the EXCITEMENT Tor the time
being dies awa., Al! their patriotism and berahtv
expire with II, and yo. are left % ,ae our
self a best you nay
When yol wish 70 MAKE any extensive purchases
make any, large neutrality-suspicious. and the per
son to whom You apply asks you TO 90 and dine
with h.nl-doR' goa do Il
you haze had sudden squal! arise in your DO
mes;ic circle, and :olr better half should happen
% saE now tumble over the cradle and break your
neck, do l;'-a0n't ia IL
When VOC resove % drown youtscii. ou; after
wards concludc 70 Use pistol 70 put end - yosr
>tence-doa't de L.
When horse kicks youaad yosf:,l strong de-
sire TO kick thc horse in return-doa. do Il.
Whc. yos are running Tegy expedtiously round
Town IN search Of .oncbo6:, win something over
sho can asss, you By a loan, and you meet with
somebody who wants yoa 70 lend 7i:a-do1s't you
Goit
"hea YOU haze al article offered 10 YOU a, a
great bargain, he *eire OF *llc o know. nothing
Bout, 0as winch roy are to get al hi price, .oe-
ing its don: do a.
" hen your neighbor cone, in The morning to
borrow yoar newspaper Just as YOU hare set down
70 read ito u By al mans. Always lend your
new, pa per.
Wien youns lad. ca,che. yos alone and lays
:ioiea' eyesu upon yoss. expressing pop IN eyary
glance-aoa't you 30 H.
When boz az the d7or OF ila theatre asks you
Tor your check, you being OF ,hefreel;sr, and;he-e-
fore possessing nothing OF The sind rcgreting your
INABILITY 70 comply With the suvenilc gentlerna,s
desire, IN such aca=e-d9n youd0 4
lou are likewise 70 consider that vou g;ve a
chesk when y0g don't givea check. which estai
lisnes the gratuity either wa, so-doa. vou do Il.
Ii a newspaper collector should chance 70 call
upon you requesting the payment OF i,tle adyer-
Using bill, or asking halia dozen of -o1r friends
naiaes as subscrise-s-do!:- i'd il.