Baton-Rouge gazette. [volume] (Baton-Rouge, La.) 1819-1856, 1842-07-30

4 sps ! ", HIEiS IHS pdte HADoH liSHt
Invites the flowers to their rest at night,
And shake from their leaves the drops Of dew
That have borrow'd from heaven their beauti.
| 30, I go, DER thc world abroad,
For / love the boundless works of God
And my song is heard DER the land and sea,
And the wide green earth rejoices in me!
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ON MISS ANNE BREAD.
While toasts their lovely graees spread
And fops around them fiuttt r.
I'll be content with Asne Bread,
And wont have any bai-her.
BOOSTERS tails are now a days called fowls
bustles.
"Alas 7! what boots it," as the gentleman
observed who was kicked behind.
Why is a loeouotire engine like the la
ding OF a vessel! Because it makes a cargo.
Every house should have a garden as a re-
membrance Of Paradise.
Why do red haired men make the best sol
diers? Because they always carry their
fre-locks.
When men speak i'll of thee, do as Plato
said he would do in that case-"Liye 80 as
that nobody may believe them"
The editor of the Madisonian savs, that il
he must die, he will Idle in harness. Many
an ass has done SO before him.
An Eastern paTer requests a Jew who
shaved a man with a spoon to call at that
Office
There is an old fellow in Hlgt-G Gate, who
snores so loud that he is obliged to sleep in
the next street, to avoid waking himself.
To dread no eye, and suspect no tongue, is
the great p~rsrogatiye of innocence an ex-
emptlon granted only to inyariable virtue.
Wealth, in this country. may be traced
back to industry and frugality, and the paths
which lead to it are open to all.
The clerk Of The weather ia doing up his
business nowadays in a very NINA man
ner. 1t is limited that he belongs to the rain
ing family.
1.-THE cry is still they conue,'' as the old
bachelor said when he found a fine fat baby,
two nights it succession tied TO his door
hHocker. Ezszaa
Shall have the pleasure Of .~al;zing with
you, Madam ! said a gentleman to a dashing
married lady. "rhank you, sir, | have hug
ging enough at HOMIE
True glory consists in what deserves to be
written. what deserves to be read, and making
the word better and happier for having lived
in it.
There is a paper to be estsblished in the
city Of Richmond, called The Tedious Thun-
der Splitter or Lightning let Loose, and the
World Astounding palIaaidim."
John, how I wish it was as much the ia.
shsen to trade wives as it is to trade horses
Why 80 Peter7
I'd cheat somebody shocsih' Fad afore
night.
Best rEr.-'Comin' through the rye aa
the whlskey said while being distilled from
the grain. ~
1MNrsRAaTs-Upwards oftweuty- -four thou.
sand immigrants had landed at the port Of
Quebec up to the 27th Of June.
T1SDER-A thin rraag-such, for instance,
as the dresses Of modern females, intended to
catch spdrhs raise d ,Jmne, ard light up
match.
MoDrsrr.-An irish drummer. wa5 i1os
and then INDUCED in a noggin of right good
poteea, was accossed by the inspector general
What makes yours. face look SO red, sir Z"
"Plaae your honor" replied Pat, 81 always
blusfses #hen apeake tosa general officer
Coon sFUNK.-A Kentucky girl, having mar:
risd a fellow of mean reputation, was taken
to task for it by her uncle.
Il knows; u%folo,,''' replied she,; athat Zoe is
not good foT much, but he said / dare not have
him, aud ! won't take a stump f.om any
body" @ :
tT The sesenus raised ia Europe from to-
bacco sent from the United States, il 1872,
100000. This Is only one branch of " free
trade.o
IL When ali is done, human life is at the
best but like a favored child, that must be
played with aid HUNDRED a little to keep il
quiet until it falls asleep, and then the care
is over. s
" An examination into the affairs Of The
Bank Of the State of Missouri has resulted i il
a report that the holders Of the bills of tina
institution are perfectly safe and that her 81
tuation is sound and healthy-so says the st
Louis Bulletin.
1T Mr Oliver Smith. of Charleston. anc
his lady, were thrown out of a gig a few days
ago, while riding il that city. Mfr. Smith
struck his bead against the curb stone of the
pavement, fracturing it. Immediate dealt
was the result. Mrs. Smith was but slightly
injured.
r Chief Justice Tanev and Judges Stor-
and Heath, of the United States Supreme
Court. have given It as their opinion, that al
the discharges or ho~mologasions, under thu
insolvent laws of a State, are null and of n
| effect, if made since the ID day OF February
| 1912, the day when the United States bank
| rupt law went into operation.
A RICH scEKE-Tie following rich seen
recently occurred in one of our courts OF Jus
tfce, between the judge and a Dutch witness
all the way from Rotterdam.
Judge-"What's your native la~nguage."
Witness-"l pc NO native rs a Dooteh
man."
Jmdge-What is your mother tongue 7"
Wtness-s0s fader say shs pc all tongas.
Juage-In an irritable tone-'What lar
guage did yoahrst learn what langagge d
you speak in the cradle ga