Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1840-1842, 1842-11-21
HAPPINESS OF THE PARTISAN.

The Partisan commands The services Of 767 boo,
makers, SO billiard manufacturers, 6 makers OF
cues, 220 couriers and 20 arts,es en- cheveaux.
II nc wishes to have himself panied as the god
Mars, laundering Jupiter. Neptune, or a sergeant
OF the National Guard III he wishes TO have vi ;
wife painted as Dana, Lucretia, sheperdes,, We
nus emerging from the ocet IN. Andalusian
with castanets, the Partisan may choose amons 639
imneTs.
He has 10 corn cutters ready to PROSTATE them
selves at his fee; and 1887 physicians Is eager TO
him forever OF the miseries of lifs If he wants
refreshments, SAL iemonaders wait his pleasure.
If the Partisan wishes TO build a house. 565 ar.
chiects will hrsten TO E:m with p!ans-the kous.
is buiii but 1t is not incombus,be. IL becomes So
however, whenever he pieases; for in Paris are 10
insurance companies against fires.
shall not celebrate 49i butchers nor notice 600
bakers. | suppose the Partisan too refined being
10 care for such coarse and vulgar food.
II some morning he rises from his couch a poe,.
an historian, mofalist-if he writes or inishes
dissertation on the penalty Of death, an epic po-
ON, or drama IN so acts, containing sixty adul,res
aud ninety mur1eis-he may go ana present his
work TO 7Ie booksellers; but, ns every one OF them
may have the bad iiste jsct IL, even when ten
dered them for nothing, he may knock the doors
Of 80 printers, who will print tiff he will pay the
expenses. II the pub. will not buy his work, he
may sell it by weight TO 1866 grocers We know
their names and residences, bat cannot filter our
selves that we have DIMINISHED their numbers.
II the Parsian's mind and health suffer from such
D literary disappointment, he has but 10 have him
self conveyed to IL .NaiSoHs de Sanit there he 10
cured or not; if in the former case, he still cings to
literary glory, he may knock at the door OF one Of
the 42 scientific societies; II he die Of wounded
pride he IS sure TO he buried with spenJor for none
can bury him but tho POmpss FuntJTsS
Do you wish, fair lady, 10 i1dulgea little teilsif,i
Our coed city POSSESSES 632 marehsnisS de mode -
II q IS fresh and elegan: sash you would wish 10
I've round your del ate wai,t7 Here are the adj.
dresses Of 225 manufacturers or vendors OF ribands
Allow me To Introduce TO you IS sauzs makers,
who will vie IN supplying the dress which you will
wear OF TO nights bail.
IL IS for the thrice blessed Partisan that, within
his whlls Of enclosure. are 10 he found % mixers
Of cAoutchouc articles, 3jl glovers 81 I'm mixers
l9S piano manufacturers, llJ lupidaries, 20 glass.
cutters, mandatory Of lmpenetrabe leather, AlG
vendors OF umbrellas, who enable him 10 resist all
showers. To dress him, there arc 93G tdilors.
For - Amusement Of the P1rsiin about 300
new operas, comedies, bale s, aud vludeyllles are
produced every year. To Crafty his love Of Va.
rely, lac Is even permitted Ia change his governncn
every ten or III cen years INDUCING his whims fron
/ pure democracy 10 absolute monarchy, with ever
intervals Of anarchy, during which every Patisisf
! - sovereign. lie has Just TOW a king Of his or
choice; and OH happiest Of moftalsi to guard him
his Kings boot makers, cOiIeurs, doc ore, march
andes de NODES gOvers, s1ges lemme,, scenuh
! societies, &C., sixty Thousand armed mrn are on
| perpetual qui vive. To crown his Hiss he vii
soon be encfced Viih two lines Of rimpifts. fcrt
and ditcheS, when a thousand great guns, ioaJed {
their mUzzlos, will keep Off his foes and teach hir
10 value the felicity have so briefly and unwor,h
ily attempted 20 describe (Pnis pspsr.