Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1842-10-21

nobody would have troubled themselves
about the act! For your audacity in steal
ing in the great town of Windsor, and from
the great Gen. Curtis, the Court sentence
YOU to three months imprisonment III the
county Jail, and God give you something to
eat" ...
A aporn anti-Iyler man.-"Hurra for
Tyler" shouted all admrer of the great Veto
list, last evening. ..
"To the divi bob the whole breed, seed
and gineration of 'em," shouted an lrshman
who was present.
"IIallo, old shIlelaW said the other,
"arnt you Tyler man - ..... ....
"Amn't a Tyler man ?" said the Irish
man. SIS monkey masther of arts, I'd
like to know! No, Pm not a Tyler man,
nor sorra one of the family, boys or girls
liver was, barriu' me father, Lord rest his
soul and didn't he fall off a house and get
kilt at the business. And whin he was dy-
ing didn't he call me to him and, "Micky,
avic," sis he, "be good boy sis he-''and
the tears began to run down his cheeks like
balls down tn-pin alley, or watlfer down
the falls of Niagara will, sis /. Pay Peg
gy Malowney the fifteen pince | owe her for
three naggns O. whskey." 81 will, father,
agra" sis |; "and pay father McFay for
sayin three masses for my sowl, whn Pm
restn' in glory" sis he. "Troth I'll do that
too, father" sis !, "if was TO lose Katy and
the Childer for it, "Im getting wake
(weak, } Mickey" sis he, "and I've only a
few more words to say-av coorse, for the
honor O. the family, you'll aiver forgit the
ovid fight betune the McIntires and us p
"Niver sis |, while there's a drap of the
blood of the O'Doherty's in me vanes. -
"Niver let one of them away from a fair
or market without leaving a stick to his
head" sis he, and here me fathers breathing
became short, and he had Just time TO say
before he closed his eyes forever, Mickey
Mickey bury me dacint, -chuse any gintale
business you like list in the army, turn
trasher or even become tailor, but niver
aiper be a tiAr nor Tiers man You see
what it brought me to-" With these word:
on his lips the poor ovid man died off, anc
that's The raison ! Registered me VOW nvel
TO be Tylera man, and niver will while
grass grows or wather runs."-N. o. Pic
A Wife mantcd,-A modest gentleman
and, as it appears widower, in Baltimore
is i'll want of wife so he publishes an adj
rertisement in the Visitor, of that city
which he preiaces as follows =
believing that man and woman were
created for each others happiness, will
equal rights and privileges, and that there il
no reas happiness except in a married life
and that happiness often comes by chance
/ ,piIIino tn tnla tho rhonca e
an introduction to wife
Having been deprived by death, of one o
abe best of women, and having but few ic
male aequalntances, | take this mode of re.
specially Offering myself for the respective
consideration Of the maids and widows.
| am little above the middle age, of full
size, fair proportion, neither gross or lean
of a passable appearance ard address, Csc
considered of lively, kind, and affection
ate disposition as far as | am Judge of my
SELF of industrious, economical habits, dom
use spirits or tobacco in any way or form
fond of home and the comforts and happi
ness of domestic life and female society.
Agricultural EducdtiOR.-Th N. Yorl
State Agricultural Society, at its recen
meeting, held several sessions upon impor
tant subjects of agricultural education |
resolved to appoint a committee of eight
whose duty it should be to memorialize tht
Legislature for the establishment of agricul
tural schools in such parts of the State az
may seem desirable. This is measure O
great importance The best kind of protec
ton for the agricultural interests, is to Civ
the means of acquiring the best kind of in
formation respecting their business 1t be
ing the greatest interest in the country,
should have corresponding degree of at
tention bestowed upon it, whereas, it has al
ways been too much neglected.