The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1842-02-22
MOGat's Life Pills and Phoenix
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pro.racted and painful illness of their originator,
MIR John Moffat. When taken ill, Mr. M. was
prosperous and aourishing Merchant in the lower
part of the city, and having consulted and employ
ed a number of our most skitul physicians, he, a.
ter moths of suffering, was prevailed upon to Pur'
chase tho receipt of the invaluable vegetable prePa
ration now offered TO the public
The effect of the Life Medicine in his own case
was so singular and remarkable, that he immediate
ly determined TO offer TO the world a medicine 10
which he not only owed his life, but his happiness
The uniform success which has since attended
their administration in every instance, where tar
trial has been given them, has been attested by
thousands and ncontestibly proves their intrinsic
merit. ,, -, ,,,,,
A well regulated and proportionate quantity OF
bile upon the stomach is always requisite Tor Inc
promotion of sound health-it stimulates digestion,
and keeps the intestinal canal free from all oDsuuc
tons On the interior surface Of the liver is pes
cuIiar bladder in which the bile is first preserved
being formed by the liver from the blood Thence
it passes into the stomach and intesllnes, ana rege
ates the indigestion. Thus we see when there Is
deficiency Of bile the body is constantly costive
On the other hand, an overabundance OF bile Gauss
es frequent nausea in the stomach, and often pro
notes very severe attacks OF disease, WHICH soHe-
times end in death. .
Fevers are always preceded by symptoms OF ais
ordered stomach; as are also scrotulus disorders
and all sympathetic, functional, organic, or ieore
diseases. From the same cause, the natural aud
healthy action of the heart, and the whole vascular
system is impaired and reduced below It's natural
standard; as exhibited by paPatons, languIh
pulse torpors ofthe LIMBS syncopc anc even deatd
itself in consequence of overabundance Of Pc
culiar offensive substance to the digestive organs
The Life Medicines should always be taken in
the early stages of bilious complaints; and II perse
yered in strictly according 10 The directions, Will
positively effect cure. - mi
MERCURY IN THE SYSTEM.-The Life
| Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than the best preparations OF Slrsa
pa rilla, and are a certain remedy for the rushing
of blood to The head, aiOteat headaches, uc d0n-
lieuTsu1, sc. All persons who are predisposed TO
apopiezy, palsy &c, shout ID never be without the
I,fe Pills or the Bitters for dose in time will
safe life They eQualize the circulation of the
blood draw all pressure from the head, restore per-
spra,ion and throw off every impurty by the pores
TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT x
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. t's Life Medicines have
performed the most extraordinary cures OF Govt,
Rheumatism, and chrome complaints of all kinds,
when used with perseverance. They should how.
ever be taken strictly according to the directions.
The Phoenix Bit,eis called, because they
nossess the power Of restoring the expiring embers
of health, to glowing vigor through the consiiiu-
lion. as the Phoenix is said 10 be restored to life
from the ashes OF its own dissolution. The PhUnix
Bitters are entirely vegetable, composed OF roots
found only in certain parts of the western country,
which will nfallibly cure FEVERS AND AGUES
of ali kinds will new fail TO eradicate entirely all
the effects Of mercury, infinitely sooner than the
most powerful preparations OF sarsaparilla and VIII
Immediately cure the determination OF olooo 10 the
females; and will be found certain remedy in all
leases of nervous debility and weakness OF the most
Impaired constitutions. AS a remedy tor Chronic
and Infamatory Rheumatism, the efciency OF the
Phoenix Bitters will be demonstrated by the use of
q single bottle.
| Unlike the host of pernicious quackeries, which
boas, Of vegetable ingredients, the Lite Pills are
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, free from Mercu
ry, Anthony, Arsenic, or any other mineral, IN
any form whatever. They are entirely composed
of extracts from and powerful plants, the vlr-
L. A. tn,n n
Idian tribes and recently 10 some eminent phar'
maceuiical chemists, are altogether unknown 10
the ignorant preendeTs TO medical science; and
were never before administered III SO haPpiy EN-
cacious combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudities constantly settling around them ana
to remove the hardened faces which collect IN the
lconvulsions of the small ntestines. Other medl-
cnes only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind as 20 produce habtual cos
tiveness with all train OF evils, or sudden diarr-
hoea, with its imminent dangers Tins TACT Is wei
known TO all regular anatomlsts, who examine the
human bowels after death: and hence the pejudice
of these well informed men against the quack med
icines of the age. The second effect of the VEG
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver and
the lungs the heathfu action of which entirely de
, ponds upon the healthy action OF the urinary or
: gans.
T. Of human diseases, to which the Vegetable Life
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remedy:
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the frs
and second stomach and Cheating flow of pnr
healthy bile, instead ofthe stale and acrid kind
Flatuency, Palptauon of the Heart, Loss of App
tite ;, Heart burn and Headache, Restlessness, Ill
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, whcl
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia will vanish
as natural consequence Gifts cure. Costumes by
cleansing the whole length Of the intestines with
solvent process, and without violence: all volen
purges leave the bowels costive within two days
y Darrhea and Cholera, by removing the sharp ac
rid by which these complaints are occasioned, un'
by promoting the lubricative secretions Of he mu
l.. cous membrane. Fevers OF all kinds, by restoring
the blood IA regular circulation through the pro
cess OF perspiration in cases ard the thoroug
solution of all intestinal distractions in others. Tn
Life Medicines have been known to cure Rheuma
tism permanently in three weeks, and Gout In hal
that time, by removing local inflammation from tn
muscles and ligaments of The joints: Dropsies Q
all kinds, by freeing and Strengthening the kidney
and bladder; they operate most delightfully."- O.
those important organs, and hence have ever bee
found certain remedy for the worst cases of grav
at ell. Also Worms, by dislodging from the turning
of the bowels of the Shiny matter to which thes