The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1842-08-18

keys and fetch clean one out Of The TOP
drawer. and mind. don't root The things
about Ike . pig 10 lumip Geld: Wells
] suppose We shall Be ready % 20 By The
lime The company are coming away.
You doll. yous you've put me quite in .
fever with your stupidity; and really.
turning 70 The ininorl il ] ami a. red a
. roosl-eock.
Peter scuiiles away upon his ersnd.
with flea In his ear. without daring IL
utter word, and quickly returns with
the eFasat.
!" Sin down on The sofa, do" says The
smiable creature Il dumpy womanll and
then proceeds 70 lie il on 20 her liking
although not Al all 70 his.-for she almost
sllangles him in attempting 10 execute her
task with smaFiness and dexierily. . PEE
Ter. Peter. you are helpless animal-a
perfect disgrace 70 me. Now. don't nj
ter syllable. but put these shoes in your
pocket, and this cup in The other. and
lake my music under your arm, and-and
here. carry my cloak. and take care
you don't drag Il on ground. Well. now
| suppose we shall be OF Al last. Come:
come along.
And away she walks with tie obsequi-
Gus henpecked Peter at her heels.
LINK THE FOURTH.
Similarity Of disposition does not al
ways constitute happy marriage. As
in duet, they may accord beautifully
although they sing different notes. But
here the smile ends, or is st fault; for the
husband should invariably take The lady's
partl
Disparity Of age 10 not necessary ban
10 domestic felicity. Aman offorty may
make wife OF twenty extremely happy,
When Pluius presides AZ the nuptials in
stead Of Cupid, the match" frequently
proves .luciler." and the least friction
sometimes produces an explosion that j,
anything but harmonious or agreeable.
Old women who sci themselves up fol
judges quantity observe,
iiarpy's The weoine
That not long doing.
We are of different opinion. Low,
may sometimes cool little in protract
ed couriship, and gradually assume III,
milder symptoms OF confirmed friend
ship; but a. In the decociion OF roots,
slow simmer il more likely 10 draw on
The virtues than rapid boil.
In the purchase OF watch, trial ]
allowed: and surely in the choice Of
wife some time and consideration oueh
promise OF marriage il better alternative
than divorce. The one 10 only proha
BILE: The other difficult, and frequently i'm
practicable.
LINK THE FIFTH.
I Marriage Is like a silk purse-mns
agreeable 10 bear when there is plenty {
money in il.
Marriage is like a mouse trap:--onc
get into il. and you are caught wiIho.
The lesat prospect Of recovering your ]
berty.
i Marriage is like rose tree in III
| full bearing" How attractive are II
flowers! But The bright leaves fall after
| season, and the thorns alone remain.
/ Marriage among fools. is like boile
Calls head without the accompaniment
Of brains.
Il Marriage is like roast leg of muito
on Sunday--servedup cold on Monday
ditto, with pickles, on Tuesday--an
hashed up on Wednesday.
Marriage is the sunshine Of life; b
. meath It's genial influence spring up u
hes, affections and the noblesi virtues
man, which in the slerilisy Of selfish q
| Iibacy would have lain dormant and us,
less. Ii is the source OF viriuous pie
!, sure in youth; the balm and solace oil o
J age.
| A good wife is, in fine, pricelei
! Jewell: for, as Solomon truly says, - 81
openeth her moutrwi,h wisdom, and
her tongue il the law of kindness: 81
' lo,keth well to the way Of her hnshan'
and ea,eth not the bread of idleness; ~
: children rise up and call her blessed; h
: husband also. and he praise.h her."
; Marriage--By jingo! here comes M
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