Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1842-03-10

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3 arm as happy As love couldsnakh them,
20 eejpy sdpnesllc hapPinessffa a hoyeI
on lile rrsiIie,
BY or GRA Y~-"B -a-ag B-a-sF'
sltriess akalf naked infant Or about eish-
teen menits old.
whats, The matter wish mama 5
3 thweet ypts dncky RI says its Affection
ass# mother. While she presses II 70 heF
6ospu andthe young sarpint ID retdTn
Z jigt its falons INTO her face:
.kDl den. Missus. j knows wot little
spassa jim wants, exelains the cheFub' :
! lhsgTn=Gprse.
iTs5fa blackhussy, why don't goI seH
me 4hen 4" and the SATURATED mpthef
gives Dinah asdousc il The chops viii her
shoe. .@.
'|tThy he wants 10 pu: bis foot 10 ~aat
Thar gfayy, andliIls Jun puts has feet ia
ih4rpko OBJ gravy, watts 1polen Sd ae
hartin whimpefs The unfortunate black
@wsIl. and VIZ a0n't YOU bring HI
here, you aggravatlng Niger you.P re.
plies tbs Mother Of the bawling young
one. Isl H
Dfpsh brings lie gravy, and little jim
sepnss his lsei in The pan, plasbidg the milk !
/: warm greese a5op, bis sweet p2apy lf,ae
zsshanks, 70 the lnIiAile amuseHianl Of Ills
mother who tehdsHy exclaimed
ibid ihonet's 5eltla Dimmy want 70
put lbs leeny, weeny footsteps ia The gravy.
ssi,sfl Pisy il the PAD as much al Ii
choosy- aoosey's, aud then il shall have
Itspo5iy red frock on, and go and goe its
PaPry yappy. H
WESTERN EEoQuENcE THE follswtng
striking sxrract Is ffpn q late speech ~ a. dis
iinguished awyerin Illinqss; III EEA
# ''Fsller Citizens, --Just SO sariiin al
General Andrew Jackson writ that afec.
tons epic Robinson Crusoe,.-by Stbe
great principles developed iG John Ohm
cy Adams beV,iful melody tx Paradise
LosI-wby by all these and lew aiore
! cant think Of, proclaim thai. niger
over there. the very filler who stole Jake
lonsses sheeP--TI do b. hockey" HI I
HI Itis said there is a girl 10 Vermontsso
ta'ir tina. she has 10 squa. down 10 look
oyer the Green mountains. A high girl
that
There is . man in this city who tells
strange stories about The west. lie saws
]. he has been.at evening parties where tie
bays and girls Rugged each othef until
their sldes fell 10 like az old barrel. He
has bad annmberOf his own ribs broken
10 this way BY a celebrated western
beauty. 3
a woman lying on her death bed, de
sired her husbands leave 10 make her
will That needs not, said be. 'You
have bad your viii all your- life time, and
would YOU have your will when you are
dead, loo y
Pretty Eood-Ths Picayune tells !
story 81 an old horse 90 far gone, that be
was not able 10 die. He used 10 isan ou
the sunny side Of ihe barn silboul
strength enOughio wink4hs flies from bis
eye lids, and the owner was fihally com.
PEELED 70 gel another horse to 6sip tie,
poor animal 10 draw bis last breath II n
Al .Korsny.-To see two women pass
each other IN the street, without each
turning round to see what the other had
on.
We have Just heard Of al old maid
who sneezed sixteen false ieeth into her
plate while she was al dinner. Tha, was
too bad by gum. i
There d Frenchman 10 Maine so fond
Of bot dishes that be can swallow moth.
ing but melted lead He tried boiling /
srAndy and cayenne psPer, but bis throat |
Wa 50 frozen up hy The experiment, that /
be hei 10 lie il furnace six weeks, be-
fore kis circulation wasfssiored. 4
A RheE passed through town, ! II VI
days since, % az fired green, that : COW
Jumped from ~ enclosure and followed
1lm several times, thinking him q yegs-
able production. |,
A lamp post is sometimes mans best
Iriend-it upkoldb him 10 some trying
ines, when be has reached aizzy
height. i
Rseips 20 secure an Easy Csnsrisaet.
05seFre strictly the commandmenis-- Il
aoi fpEseising Tie Ilth. i
Capital pnnishms9t has beg viIsuaIIy abSi-