The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1842-05-19

college uish hin and las efoihff, ne %
nslor lron Gusll0sd. They Wers noihiag
bus Ihe sens ol IA cid Farmer. 81 koek-
ingham. They eel me. these np-eoun-
iry Farmers neser inuodues shoe-.eaihef
10 their ehll1ren's feet. unlii lhsy are
ealres-snd | question whether one Of
these brothers Was ever shod until be as
. ysssling. wss eneased 10 boots. yon
knos, from nv cradle. and used 10 rids
on my hobby horse b. the 6reslde. guard
"a by TOO nurses 10 keep ms IRON isll.
ing ri. vh.ls lhrse fellows, ] dare siy.
were rabbit hunting harelooi n The snos.
Pal Did any body ever hear The bike
And is il possible. any people on earn
all enTnsl The making and execution q
their laws 20 such hands! Why. ION
should proclaim such degradation ron
The house mp.
BiUy. To do 81. would only make The
matter worse. D.dn'l we tell The people
,hal old Harrison lived IN log cabin.
and drank h.rJ cider. and that The coun-
Try would. be forever disgrsesd. Il he
we're made President! AID hnw did they
regard our wholesome warnings Why.
they Just na led coon skin..lo The log c.
bin. hung > gourd on The cider barrel,
struck OPP :. Rasin De bow" and marched
right oser.us. just The same - Il Ne
hadn'I been there!
PAT. Well. you was saying you uefs
81 College with lhem-wers they smart!
Billy. No, indeed! They came there
with heads ss big as a cider barrel. and
about as empty afifr TiPpIeanoe revel.
The'Fsculiy saw 81 once. they knew nolh
ing. nd.sthsi il would be no trouble 10
throw learning in'o such empty spaces,
IS they had; so they put Them into The
higher classes. and shoveiled IN The Latin
and Greek, and Mathematics, just like
Farmer slowing his CROP. in en- empty
barn. or Merchant throwing his boxes
into an empty warehouse. And, they
we're oui and gone. by The lime you could
say Jack Rlbin.on. ] caused lbe Faculty
little more trouble than that; they knew
my head was better filed. was always
smari-I learnt my b abs sucking,
could spell al three and read al Iive-my
heal was always stuff j with Learning.
and ,ha, the Faculty knew. and that u
would be hard 10 squeeze 10 another idea.
so they puime in lhelawesi class. gave
them q real fur years heat, and made
them. | guess. earn their money.
Pat. | should ..hav rsupposcd such .
packing Of The head would have injured
the BRAIN. Did you never experiences any
Inconvenience from II! ....4a..
BNy. have experienced something.
whether il il convenience OF inconseni-
ence, l can't say. think The cerebral
chamber, called the work shop Of The
mind. has been diminished by such close
packing Of ideas into my head; for when
my mind gets in there 10 work. and gets q
little excited. as il ala avs docs in politics.
the violence Of us action is such that il
often expels the ideas heller. SHELTER, with
out giving the judgment or memory time
TO arrange them. and the consequence is.
that it often renders me !rllle poeticsl in
politics, aud proves that | have powerful
invention. but no tarn for rhyming.
Pat. Well. I have often wondered how
you could make so many mistakes about
facts. but tbs accounts for il. Bot ! must
be going-i,'s long road, 10 II illsboruush,
snd.the days are short. I'LL call on you,
as return. and tell you the news.
BMy.-Do SO. and good luck 10 ron.
Erit Cousin Pat.