Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1842-03-26
GEORGIA VERSUS DOWN EAST.

American Character are pretty well hu OF IN the ex
tract below.
GEORGIA VERSUS DOWN EAST.
(RAs.Eo0M or a TAvERN.l
Natmsg-(Addres,ing Cmcker. a Georgian J.
l say. Mister. you haint seed nothing Of no u,nbrel.
Ia, uowheres ahout here. hahn, youi
Craoksr-Now. tell Won what stranger. ir youTl
INST un,wist that aud say itOver again, III GIN you
an answer
Nat-Now do tell. guess YOU are about as snap.
push as deacon Hulmans new invented sheep shears:
they noioniy took the Wool cean,bui shaved the ear
and tail with IL.
Cnack.-Iou're n screnmcr rome fgurS IN with
me with a MIN, julop. 1t YOU know what's what.
MINIS all the go Suuth-anl Il you want to get
the first chop. 60 10 the grave ii sumo southern
~nullilos. who mought ave recently died. ruI there
you'll find tho mint, rs they say. shooting up spon.
tanepusly.
Nut-No you don, say SOD Wen. now that's o
good one. liuwsum, Yer. misierl guess you never
drnked no hlacksirap. did yonl Why bles. your tar
nal s'ul, ii's the sweetest drink that ever slo. ed IL
downs rommon sized gull,L Losses and rum.
with a leeile dash OF waterway 10 yon know When
Deacon Suonks died he was hu5ied In farmer Gregss
ED lui- just behind MAJOR Stakes grocery ard igu,r
store you know where u ~ Well ever since h.
has laid there which has been.l guess. a'dnt twelve
wears agr there's been 4 spring uibleck,Irlp run
Din from it,.
Crdck-Wel stranger. you can take the rag of
the bush lee'lc the clsanest I ever heard tell on
| reckon you'll beat our old Niger Cooi. uhn once
run agin a lawyer. 1nd has never been able lo tell
the truth since. lon can come the huckio5crry
over my p~ersimmon to-day.
Nut-Nell | guess I ain not quito rs slow rs
a punkiI vine or rs dull al rainy day. But you
: appear To be n green ons ia hess ere parts. how do
you like The mIddlines of Naylandl
Crack why, | emit 'zacly say. I reckon vour
ringers are abb aut notch too mdrpendish. why. a.
ii hci. the vile cuIamounis are Sc plaguy slow on
their irotIers when n teller speak, o. en- that they
might ruh n nce with a gpnrl aud b. disiaucrd ar
p ter all | guess you ought to see ouf Geprgy mig
= gers, they are n leeile worse than The short end 81
nothing whittled down. if they cau'I dodge a ran
3 iher at three mouths old. seed a Niger 81 K i
on the SLvann1h river, agiu stream and wind, md.
lie deep IN the waller, at The rate ct ten miles an
: hour if l didn't may | he screwed down to a hne
d. cake IA cider press.
81 Nut Well. n,w do teil-you musi have a RAJ
handsome climate in Georgia.
=. CTGok.-l tell You what stranger. our climlts-
got no natur at all In the uplands IL mpught h,
The same as this ere one day. and another Just hot
enough TO roast 4 common SIZED salamander. som,
folks there rant count their children. aud dan't n,
until they are so particularly old that they can
step into their coffin. But | reckon you've never
been in the low eouulriesl The fog there is 81 ihicI
that you have 10 cut yonr way through with a pick
axe, n steamboat was once smashed To pieces b.
D runnin ngin a Georgy fig.
l.. NHL-l syVow mister! | sfould like TO know wha
school you got your schuoliu' inf Maybe YOU wer,
! bro't up in The iying-in hospital. and ted on rizprs
guess If you were put into a cider IN III, yout
come out Il regular built Cijlera MOrbus.