The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1842-05-19

ansIl lhry uefs baFnt - black - he ace
of Spades. and csms very near being iak.
en- % as Swamp runswsys. How would
900 Ike such birth - that. Cousin Pat
Pa. 1 think had rather be enmEis.
sionsr Il s33 . day. Ihaa sbgagfd IN such
service. lf ysu and !. cousin Billy. were
"a .uempi such exploits. re should have
% sleep IN ehurns 81 cream, 10 keep our
hides from slipping.
Billy. How do you think While siik
gloves would fare in such service. cousin
Pail
Pal. Umphi don't talk about Them.
What hare Governors 20 do with swap
Lands. any hos, should Ike 10 knsws
Billy. These Wing Gssernnrs have
commenced il. and the people wlll expect
il, 50 that Ne cannot back out
PAT. Well, whenever We hare % take
these trips. I sill be taken with The rheu-
mansm so bad. that ron and The other
members Of the Literary Board may 60.
bui | will remain.
Billy. just about thai time. 100. ] sill
have ME govt 50 bad in ms big Toe. Of =
large corn on my little one. that shall be
wholly unable 10 walk.
Par. Bot IL The lands are 10 be seen by
The members Of The Literary Board, what
shall ne do!
Billy. We shall have 10 appoint sub
siilules, and send down some Of The limbs
Of the law. who are willing to do ,he
drudgery. / can select some that will
make excellent bog-lroiters.
PAT. Blu, could you get them 10 do
such service. while ne refuse!
Billy. Any lhing-maks 'em do any
thing. They are delighted with the
slightest notice of our cnndcscension.
Why. the oiher dsy. a political meet
ing we held here. | made them inIodure.
advocate aud pass this resolution: -" Re
solved. that Gov. Morehead. while can
didais Morehrad. promised eUery thing 10
eUerg-body." And another" ResoiUei.
that since he was Governor. be las Gene
nothing for any body. excep. his party,
and but little Tor lhsi."
Pal. 'Taia'l possible! What was il
he promised them!
Billy. Promised them! don't cup
pose he spoke 10 them during the cam
psign-bnl that made no difference.
Pat. Well, thew must have looked
mighty foolish, while engaged abuul il.
Billy. Not bit. | made Speech
TOO, and cheered them up. and made them
believe they had done wonders. Sumo
Of the common folss seemed Ia gag little
az il. but yon know they d,re not say
their souls their own. where am.
Pat. didn'i think you we're SO omni-
potent.
Billy. No mis,skel
Pat. Well. | must be going-will you
order my horses. Bell riDgs-en.er Va
LEI de-chsmbre.
Billy. Order 10 the donr cousin Pats
horses. Xxi, Valet. Well, whs, are
you going 10 say 10 the people, when you
gel 10 Hillsborough!
Pat. | was just going t, ask you about
that; don'l know your people like do
my piney-woods boys.
Billy. can tell YOU better what NOT
10 say, Than whs, 10 say. Don't make
much fuss over Montgomery--he 10 a
poor shost any way-aud he and Mica ali
Tom sold so many" poor. but homes,
neighbor white men and women" dur
ing the campaign Of 1910. tina, he 10 now
suspended, and below par, and there is no
chance OF his resumine until he is resIor
ed TO credit. As 10 Gen. Allison. hard
ly know what you had better Go with him
he needs llts endorsing too. Man
gum caught him reading from pamphlet.
with leaf torn out. which made the read.
ing miss the truth all haIiow. He like
wise proved upon llim, that he said he had
a Petition signed by Mangum. agains, the
division Of the Comfy. Mangum deai-
ell ihs, he had ever signed such petition,
and charged tina, il there was such one.
it was forgery. The General never pro-
duced it--so, he was left in dilemma
lle riding on one horn, anh forgery on
the other.
Pat. Bless me! That must have de-
s,royed the confidence Of the people IN
him.
Billy. II has with a great many. but
there are yet some who stick 10 him. ]
do not know tina, YOU can do better Than
TO take him for your file leader. But il
you do. oil him weIl-he viii be nights
ly lickled, and chew his cud with The
rapidly Of the claller Of horse fiddle;
but be sure not 10 rall him Santa AIMS
if you do. The jig's..up. the fat's in The
fire. and il will be perfec, San Jsclnso
to his friendship.
Pat. Well. I'll take care of that. What
shall say about the Governor, If he 10
tbere-and what. if be is nni there!
Billy. Every thing you can think of.
and more too. You IN The field, and IN
the Cabinet, we must give il TO him in the
short ribs, and middle ribs. until we drive
him to desperation. or make him take the
field. ii there 10 a tender spot about him
Ill find il; unless he has more patience
and forbearsnce than Job. III prin. Re-