The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1842-01-25
NEOHat's Life Pills amd Phoenix
FR5dfGR'S.


Mr. Holm MofTai When taken i'll, Mr. M was
GUS and furnishing Merchant IN the lowet
part Of the city, and having CONSUMED anu e'P'oy
ed number of our most skIihul Pnysicla"s, "v, 80
Ter moths OF suffering, prevailed upon 10 PuI'
chnse the recent of the Invaluable VegetaDie PrePa
ration now offered TO the Puolic
The effect of the Life Medicine in his own case
was so singular and remarkable, tna' NC luii;o
which he NOT only owed his life, but ms happiness,
The uniform success which has since atlehocu
their administration IN every instance, Where 'a
trial has been given them, mas oeen el'es'e ~
thousands and incontestloy proves '"o' i""
merit , , n,,D <,.uSr
"A well regulated and proporilonaie quanthy OF
bile upon the stomach IS always requisite ao
and kAeps the Intestinal canal free from all obstruc
lions, On the interior surface of the liver IS pes
cuIiar bladder in which the bile is irst preserved
being formed by the liver from the blood Lhence
II masses into the stomach and inestines, and regu
lates the indigestion Thus we see when there Is
deficiency Of bile the body is constantly coslive
On the other hand, an overabundance of bile Gauss
es frequent nausea in the stomach, and often pro
notes very severe attachs VI uisoose, ""'o" '
times end in death.
Fevers are always preceded by symptoms OF dis
ordered stomach; also scrofuius disorders,
and all sympathetic, functiona organic, or iebrile
diseases From the same cause, the natural aud
healthy action of the heart, and the whole vascular
system 10 i'm paired and reduced below its natural
standard; as exhibited by palPitatlons, languln
mise torpors oftho limbs, syncope, land even deatd
itself in consequence of an overabundance of a Pc
ct,iar offensive substance TO the digestive organs
The Life Medicines should always be taken in
the early stages Of bilious complaints; and II perse
yered in strictly according TO the directions, VIII
MERCURY IN THE SYSTEM.-The Life
Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than The best preparations OF Sarsa-
pa rilla and are a certain remedy for the rushing
of blood tothe head, aiOteRt headaches, TIC dou-
ieuycur, &c. All persons who are predsposed to
apoplexy, palsy &C., shoul Id never be without me
Life Pills. the Bitters for one dose In time Will
safe life They equalize the circulation OF the
blood draw all pressure from the head restore per-
spraon and throw off every impurity by the pores
TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT K
RHEUMATISM. -MofIat's Lille Medicines have
nerformed the most extraordinary cures Of Gout,
Rheumatism, and chrome complaints Of all kinds,
when used with perseverance. They should how
ever be taken strictly according to the directions
The Phoenix Bitters so called, because they
nossess the power Of restoring the expiring embers
of health TO glowing vigor through the constitu-
ton as the Phoenix is said TO be restored 10 lie
from the ashes OF its own dissolution. The Phpnix
Riuers are entirely vegetable, composed Of roots
found only in certain parts of the western country
which will infallibly cure FEVERS AND AGUES
of all kinds will fail eradicate entirely all
the effects of mercury, Infinitely sooner than the
most powerful preparations OF sGrsapariila, and Will
Immediately cure the determination of blood to the
head never fail in the sickness incident to young
females; and will be found n certain remedy in all
cases of nervous debility and weakness Of the most
impaired constitutions. As remedy for Chronic
and Infd1aatory rheumatism, the efficiency of the
Phoenix Bittcrs will be demonstrated by the use of
a single bottle.
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeres, which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the Life Pills
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, free from Mercu
nv, Anthony, Arsenic, or any other mineral, in
any form whatever. They are entirely composed
of extracts from and powerful plants, the
tues Of which, though long known to several In
dian tribes, and recently to some eminent phar
maceutical chemists, are altogether unknown 10
the ignorant preienders TO medical science; and
were never before administered IN so happily ell
cacious q combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudides constantly settling around them; and
TO remove the hardene faces which collect in the
commissions of the small intesnes. Other medi
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind as TO produce nabitua cos
veness, with all Its train OF evils, or sudden diarr
hna, with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known TO all regular anatomists who examine the
human bowels after DEATH and hence the peiudicc
of these we'll Informed men against the quack med
cines of the age. The second effect of the VEG.
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver and
the lungs, the healthfn action of which entirely de
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary or.
gans
The following are among the distressing variety
of human diseases, to which the Vegetable Life
Pills are well known 10 be infalibe and perfect
remedy:
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomach and Cheating n flow of pure
healthy bile, instead ofthe stale and acrd kind;-
Flatulency, Papaton of the Heart, Loss of Appe
tite, Heart burn and Headache, Restlessness, III
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, which
are The general symptoms of Dyspepsia will vanish,
as a natural consequence of its cure. Costumes, 10y
cleansing the whole length of the ntestines with
solvent process, and without violence: all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within two days
Darrhna and Cholera, by removing the sharp &C
rid by which these complaints occasioned, and
by promoting tho lubricalive secretons The mu-
cous membrane. Fevers OF all kinds, by restoring
the blood to a regular circulation through the pros
cess of perspiraton in ,ard the thorough
solution Of all intestinal distractions in others. The
Life Medicines have been known to cure Rheuma
tism permanently in three weeks, and Gout In half
that time, by removing local inflammation from the
muscles and ligaments Of the Joints DroPsies of
all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kidneys
and bladder; they operate most delightfully."- on
those important organs, and hence have ever been
found certain remedy for the worstcases of grav-
ell. Also Worms, by .disodging from the turnings
of the bowels of the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere; Asthma and Consumption, by re