Baton-Rouge gazette. [volume] (Baton-Rouge, La.) 1819-1856, 1842-11-12

States, not only Tor cotton. but also tor all 9th
er branrhes ot industry.
Any Iegislat on. debasiug productive labor
necessarily carries debasement in the wage
of the operatives and INCONSISTENCIES repre-
senting more than 5-Sths Of he Cost there"i
IL II not, then, selfevident that by far tn
largest Interest involved, III the tariff question
ls that Of our operatives and I~aborers, who, 70
political Or other purposes, are used, by TIL
designing, to throw oaium upon the beads o
all branches o( industry, tho ruin Of whom
would Immediately carry ruin to these vert
laborcrs and opesatlvesl
A LOOKER-ON.
IoSDoN ro1nH-"She said / was no bette,
nor / ort To be"-From the dIvs of Xan;ippe
The very guie'-going wife of Sorra'es, dow
to the celebrate Lady Berrgmore, the cater.
wau'ings and heart burnings of the fair &,
EEK have puzzled alike both the philesophit
and the nnphllnsophir. As D'israe'i favored
the world with "i'he Quarre's Of Authors
8, r Edward Lyttle'on Bulwer might fave
ns with ~ interesting work upon "Tlie Quar-.
rels Of Women" 1t is said "wi'en thieves
fa'l out honest men come by their own
The aphorjsm is perfectly in point in the to!
lowing case -
Mrs Broun Is. Mrs. Grunacy-TLe plain
til, Mrs. Brown, was fa's fair, and forty, or ra-
,her . ore as Wordsworth says,
"faII and straight,
And like Il Roman matron's was her gait"
Mrs, GrUndrv answered 10 hne Of Pna-aoh's
lean kiue Messrs. Po'ts, the vinegar mer-
chants, would ralue such a v~issge-cr,tic Sc
ID was nolhirg TO it. "Excuse me. sir" sad
Mrs. Brown, plnnging IN medias res, ''but |
shouldn't a summoned this nasty troIIope il 6,
be she hadn't called names, and -
(Langh'er)
"Pray keep fpjef,' said Mr. Dubois. "1Vhat
is the claim and What IS it for7"
Mrs. Brown wipcd away about . pound and
a hall Of prime Leicester tallow that was noz-
ing down her lace, and proceeded Gas near as
our reporter can give ~ as follows -
"Sir, my husbands a cuttln' batchery and
Mrs. Grundty's husband in the pork line
a sticking butcher, and 50 With vich We liges
in the rane house, and was like sisters Til
sicb tunes rs we ad a little difference"
(Laughter)
Mr.. Dnbojs-And pray how did that happen,
Mrs. Brown!
"Why, SIR" said Mrs. Brown, again apply
ing q immature mainsail 10 her broad ext cnsc
Of fare, at Was HE very rnawEjn aa Good
sufrred al The Old Bajty; Mr.. NicholI the
taltyIab, called tor his weekly money, two
ard turpenre from me, and Two and tupperce
from ~ ssis Grundry, Tor two cotton gownds
aa we'd had"
Mr.. Dnhois-The same you have on
Mrs. Grundry-N", sif; we pawned both e
'en dayrect!y, at Mr.. Kings, III Helhorn, the
instant moment as We got EN-. Immense
IauvhfcrN
Mr.. Dubois (laurhing)-Wel', 60 on, Mrs.
Brown, | suppose your husband knew nothing
about It.
Mot a bit Oh IT," cbimed Mrs. Grundry.
Mrs. Brown p.uceeJed, apparently without
no iciug the interruption: Veil, sir, MIR.
N,ch Ii says. taking out his boob, "two and
t,ippence, Mlssls - same fIme knocks
three Knocks or Mrs. Gfund,y y, third pair lack.
[Roars OF laughter Dawn Comes Mrs.
Grundry, and says, says she, I'm took very
short this mawnnn, and must jeave it I'll next
week. says she. $50 must l." says |. The
neu.1 With that he taIleyinan uIas and says,
"Th,s ere went do, and | shall take out a
SUMMONS against b4ff your husbands," Jest so.
With that | says, you're a good Tor noihnn
fel!er, and sells notbin but what's rubbish"
ana sian = tiiP GbfF W DIS lJtc.
Every natural indeed" said Mr.. Dubois, at
the same time reque ting one of The officers of
The court to awaken a pIefhorlc luryman,
whose nasal music was Of any order but that
of Hiniian.
"Ve'l, sir, | turns round (sa;d Mrs. Brown,
| turns to Nss,s Grnndry, and | ses to her
ses I, This here come OF your DID perpen-
sify lor man, scs I-(roars of laughtei)-
I'D if ,e don't satisfy tn t ere ~talIy'nan
son,ehom, So shall have a prerious row. Mrs
tirunlry Immediately mikes answer and Sos,
Hadn't we better get some more things?
Up.n VI b | sal ! Il didn't Ike to lay under
10 more notifications, not to no man Laueh-
ter. (Mrs Brown was here absolutely melt,
inr) lien Mrs. Grundry said, We'll. ii
dare sayed there uas a ,Cay of heeping the tai
tynann puiet, and SAID l Was no better mar lor
to be, upon vich | up aud asked TOT ne two
aud tuppence as Id pad Tor ner the week be.
fore previous to the last, and then she dare
me to summon her, and | ses wont IL aLt
I've bin as gond as my vord-there!
Mr.. Dnbojs-Upon my word, ladies', vou'He
gn, into A sfrange dilemma THIS il indeed,
bit Of tie ,ally system. What DO you say Il
all 'his, Mrs Grundry
Ms Grandry (snappislIy)-N"'hlng az all
sir; only | sEan't pay i, that's all she ort t.
! he ashamed of herseit-the-
Mrs.. Brown (alafmiDgly excitea)-And 81
on. t yon, Mrs. Grund:y. And yoa may 'e
nv 'uthard as soon as you like. You say
am no better nor | nrt 70 he ;" and I'll maxi
YOU prove your woods. The taIlyGuan neve
comes up stairs to me.
mo; because ynn lives down stairs" re
tor:ed Mrs. Grnndry ''and that's The reason
(Roars OF laugt'er) And / shall let you
husband know al about IT," said The represen
ra'ive Of Poll M.sgo', "dayrectIy he come
home"
..And if | cotches you a talking to my Jem.
replie ed the counterpart of Edgworth Bes:
you'll git it. that's all"
This instructive case was dismissed an
in ten minutes after bo'h ladies', under som
Discretionary clause of their own, were 'tbur,
iny all uakindness" in a quartern OF Booth
cordial.
C1TrEs-The remark Of afr. Jeferso1
that "rtfies are sores on the body polittc,'
often repeated, and nothing IS more falls
We hazard lie assertion that he agricul'ul
Of Tie country is mote indebted to the ente
prfsc, capita, ingenuity and speculation Of !
cities than to The count Y. Without Nlshir
in the slightest dagrea 10 dlrparage the rho
acter Of the county. We will enfeavor
make cur reaning evident Country LIE
Tor the mos; part very to.isome ard very nu'
tcnlng 70 be isolated. The farrder Of Il
Interior especially. ON his large fatr1, IS II
70 lie hest situation for that KIND Of combine
+. investigation and comparison Of IDEAS whI'
result in very great Improvements. lie
,lore disposed. being placed above he orc
o--.utco ,f business to reyra!D m