Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1840-1842, 1842-10-13

keys, clearly typshes the Democrats party. Thu
Dobbs. ttwiIl be peseeivedl havioe broken down
donkey, pats him IT vpon the innoeent Jobs rs q
seand ,epubliean asa just the creature tina, Do6ss
hid need OF. to carry ero,ksry or o;her uncertain
burders.
We'll, bargain is concluded. with som, msgiv
ings on Jobbs's part. that title tho he was svingl
he was not ge,,irg his moneys worth. Blu, Do6es
assures him that his was directly deseende tom
the one that gave milk at Monticello. The eolloq ~
tha, ensues after Jobbs becomes the owner oil the
ass-his suspicious Of him-ihe inunalions oil re-
card and punishment, in the share OF hay and
threshing all ,ook very like the process OF intero
CATION, to which MIR Wise says the Wings tsome
wha, Of the la,es) resostsd AFTER they had commit
| I'd the nomination of Mr. Tyler.
As to what jack Jobbs calls ''psrsewerin we
hope the Wings will perseverc hut never again
in order TO get hay Tor asses The conduct OF the
donkey, when Jobbs tries 10 make him pull, and
tho voice he utters certainly very lively his
tory OF the Veioes. So is the eon,ri,ion OF Jobbs.
at his bad purchase, and his offer Dobbs to give
him back his Ass If he would let JobbS have his
money again.
But Dobbs, who had seen. with much divetsior,
the conduct of the animal, and, indeed had sold him
Just lOt bucsC UiChS, AhO 'hNNNS " N"N
bsast-nsis,s that his lying down or kicking up are
distinguishing traits of Repubieansm -swcaTs
that he is a capital piece OF stud; tina, he's per-
fec, almanac, for whenever you hear him bray, you
may be sure lis going TO be foul weather: that he
has voice like German aute; and, in short,
hasn't vice in him; bu, that, nevertheless, he
[Dobbs doesn't want the donkey: he has plenty
Of donkcys Of his own; and, in a word, he'll have
nothing to do with him: which IS exactly the con.
clusion OF all the Loeofoco encOmiums on MIR Ty
Ter. Hc is Ithey shyl every thing grca, and pa
rio;ie-has all the virtues that an ass can have
su, they won: have any thing TO do with him.
"IF HAD A poSKEr wor WOULDN'T co." &C.
Mr.. Thomas Dobbs. well known in Smi,hhsd
and almost TO every donkey in the metropolis, was
summoned lately to the Middesex Court OF Re.
quests by a course -visaged fellow, wearing leather
lcgsines, smoek froek and hat evidently "shoek-
in had" for the sum Of lis. Sd. The worthy
plaintiffs name was John Jobbs.
Commissioner What do you claim the amount
for, Mr. John Jobbs7
John Jobbs: l's bout hinimal as | bourt OF
Muster Dobbs in Smiffel' he.hsss tass).-
(Laughter.) Yer see, my lord, goes into Sniff
Ell, and ses TO Tom, "Tom,' ses I, "whats the low
est ticket for that there hass1' Thirteen bob"
Sea he. "rhars no 60" ses land more nor that
| don't think he's VERY sound" ULaugh,er.)
"Lor' bless your eyes" ses he, she wos got cut o.
the VERY bass as spilled the hidentca milk To my
Lord Mooney, goes kervie, with saddle or pillion,
and's a regular devil to draw" (Laush,eLl-
So with tina; 'sress to buy him-'leven and tam
ner WAS the hgger. Nov, my lord, il come
me bit, dayreetly as laid ho'd o. the alter,
how 10 queer un to deal with, and | 10 him
very kerwietly las | hot him a hit Jest between
the hiesl, "Lots ebay bans you'll sit, old fecr il
you comes any capers with Jack Jobbs-(Laugh.
teri and to what perseveres for, why I'm"-
Commissioner: What do you mean, sir, by
"perseveres fort"
Jack Jobs w, my lord don't mind putin
you up 10 tho move, cos knows you wont take no
advantage. PerssWerng is soin and gettin' all tbs
h ayAs YOU can lay vor Rand on. tRoirs Of laugh
teri You may laugh; but I'D be 'sprz'd It you
Snow'd woi lots o. hay We gets m day, Tuesdays
and Saturday don't mention il. (L1ugher.)
We'll, my lord fndn' he didn't take to the hay
bands, perss wered for him. No g. He wouldn't
draw; and when hammered him, blest ii he didn't
lay down, and laugh at me. (RoArs Of merrimeni.)
Then he took 10 kiekn and b,iin', and all SORTS o
vice and It's my satin opinion # 50 TIC you 'an
mered the warmth with n young scaffJP pole,
thered lie no breakn' on him IN. (Renewed laugh
teri So, my lord, tuck the hanimul back 10
SmifIs' but Tom Dobbs said he wouldn't have
nothink TO DO with him. So all want is my mo-
ney, and he can have back his hass". (Liughter)
al don't do IT," said Tom Dobbs. THE ham,
mails as good 4 oft Of stuff as ever troued out OF
Smiffc there's no more vice in him, my lord (bir-
ring he's given 10 biting Of paope,) than there Is in
you. (LiUghier.) He's as good as halmanack
knows materially ven it's goin' 10
rain, aud sets up such precious lie haw, he-haw,
he'd 'sIoni.h all Westminster" Laugh,er.)