The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1842-08-18
Tur PHILOSOPHY oy MARRIAGE.
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&f5& IS NAN&Ms
Marriage under any circumstances, L
very rcklish alsir.
when The contracting parties 90 not
.hi, sheir horses they frequently hit
s,ch olher. and then ID j. most disagree
able sffsif.
When they 10 hsrmonizs. and one Is
she ech.-~sils seriiablc reflection OF the
others thoughts, smiles. and feelings
anticipating every whim and deslres-ii
Il very pleasant affair.
When :. happy couple" display heir
affection by pats and taps. and iilile pinch
e befare eompany-is ID very ridica-
lons affair.
When the hnsbsnd throws out sggra-
yaling insinosiions. ard The excited
spouse. like Xanlippe Of old. throws q
lea poi ID her lord and masters head-il
i i horrible affair.
When the lady rules the roast and
wears the inexpfessibls look Of lyranni-
cal command, and the gentleman tacitly
yields ~ her usurping and unnatural sway
--tis pisialle affair.
When The husband il not content with
The swsess Of The Anwer he has culled,
bas flies abroad, and like the !. liule bu-
sy bee" gees slipping and gathering
honey" from every opening flower,"
Iii Is lswsniabIe alfaik.
Whee The lady. forgeIfal of her VOWS
of csnsiancy and love, bolts" with q
mir Of black whiskers, and ditto military
boots---it i very naughty affair.
Taking all lhsse reflections into corsi.
ION. n must incon,cstibly appear that
aerausis = very serious affair. And,
marriage are said 10 be made In Hea-
= mariagessld advise every candidate
ven. We shslep before he obtains . du-
MOI % ne the ksAeni6ca,e Of the original
y authenticated
conlracl.
= LINK rml pxing i peculiarly
r. ne science Of b1ppear 10 have an IN
aasahl snd would ~ softer scr; Tor no
.ooas zen upon III, !. show tight than
~ Ia. suito,laiises simultaneously
&C.,. anu Is! ring !" Mercy on
-, Isaaha riahwho engages with his fair
sn.agonisu piston, he rushes heed
IL, blinded bsccunier. he may run ,lsl
iessly % The ashead :. In chancery, : o. Nj,
.-@nob-- HAY suffice from the fair one,
gdexterisy in :. iibbing." or his !. hrea.lhss
kel'' may be punished. and elegan, IN.
accomulishe1 shougu she ur- ne VIII hns
,ha, sscn The best bread j. not unlsaren'
LINK THE THIRD.
A tyraut il delestable: but that yielding
piece Of clay called " soft husband" !
only ridiculous. lie has frequently 4
boast the honor Of having been woei b!
The lady before marriage, and invariabl,
ruled hy her afterwards. He general.
falls 10 The lot OF d shrew--nol be ingna
iuraIly shrewd enough 10 avoid the insi
dioas pi,fall cunniugly sci 10 enirap him
The only merit he has is that Of III
chamelenn; taking kindly the color o
surrounding objects, and yielding unnur
muringly 10 The domincering diclatres
who rules his destiny, a. writing mas
ter rules his copy book, In straight line
or aslani; and he has TO form his letter
accordingly, and above all, TO mind hi
p's and IS. -,
lf the . happy, happy, happy pair.
are going out 70 party, nc Is liscrali
worried
"Now. Peter" cries The lady. impa
tiently, from Tho parlor door. her swet
voice ascending Inc stairs TO his dressing
room. :. what are you dwadling abon
Here have been waiting for you III
quarter OF an hour"
Por Peter, Hurried, grasps both NJ
kid gloves in his red RICH. hand, and fusi
IS 10 her presence.
Here | am. dear, right as trivet,
says he good hnmoredly.
II beg, sir, you will not use such WI
gar kitchen phrases in my presence, e.
claims his . DEAR who has been pra
Using propriety, and endeayoring to p
on her hest manners with her best clothe
"but it's no use talking; there's no NAL
ing silk purse ont of sow's ear. Com
let me look at YOU" :,
Peter Instantly stands before her m n
bran new blue coat. with gilt buttons. O.
tending his arms with all the graces oil
clothes-horse, his head bolt upright.
She regards him from top to toe WI
the glance nf drill-sergeant. "ln u
name Of goodness. wha, have you cruz,
pied up your gloves in that fashion Tor!
- hadn't time, dear. to put my INST
EN-, yoa were in such dey-sueh
hurry, ,hat really -"
.D,n', talk to me-" interrupted u
lady snappishly.- Bnt-weli, !
think yon are enough to make clerg
man execrate!'' and, darling forward y
hand, she seizes huld Of the ne or rose'
OF his white craya,, and nearly ihrottl
him in the endeavor to snatch II from
neck. Was ever woman so plagu
and pestered!-Peter you are io'
Why, declare you have fimbled a
iumhled your crasat about tll It's dirl
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