The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1842-02-16

copper. The assistants were paralyssd with wonder,
s What !" said the master It length in faint voice
"Piesse sir" replied Oliver 81 want some more"
The master aimed blow at divers head with the
ladle pnioned him in his and shriskd aloud for
the beadle. r.flf a1H
The board were sitting in solemn conclave when Mr.
Dumbl rushed into the room in greet excitement and
addressing the gentleman in the high chair sid.
-. NJ, Li%bkio. beg your pardon 81. eT Txi..
was depicted on every countenance.
For more % said Mr.. Lmbk ms Compose yourself
ov more after he had eaten the supper allotted BY the
He did, sir, replied BUNDLE
That hoy viii be hung" said the gentleman In the
Write waistcoat g. know that boy viii be hung"
2. Sam Weller Writing has Valentine.
Veil, sammy said the father
down hi. pen whats the last bulletin about mother
inlaw p a
Mrs Weller passed VERY good night but 10 uncom
oath-S Weller, Esquire, senior. That's the last
was issued sammy" replied Mr.. Weller, unsying his
sNo better yet :" inquired Sam.
sAl the symptoms aggravated" replied Mr. Weller,
pursuit Of knowledge under diihsul,es--eh ssmmy1"
Pve done nov said SAM with slight enbsrrassment;
$50 see" replied Mr. Weller. Not 10 any young
awhy i. no ssyin 1t .lns," replied Sam, = issa
"A what =, exclaimed Dir. Weller, apparently horror
stricken BY the word
"samivei, simivel" said Mr.. weller, in reproschfsl
accents l didn't think you'd he dose it, AFTER the
-srsr al ssid yos upon this hero very suhjsct
arte actiwaly SEEM and bein in the company o. your
neral lesson a. no msn could ever la forgotten 10 hs
ayn, asy Ididnt think ysga h. dons Il: Sammy,
tehis lips, and drank Gifts contents
wots the matter nov ?" said Sam.
-f~l a. nS~Jh NJ U1~ln~ ~
VERY agonizin trialto my time OF nfe but I'm
pretty Tough though that's consslseicn very
he should be obliged kill him for the Lsadon market
"wot1l be q trial 2" inquired Ssm. 7 t...-
wic~ and tSinEn in Your that Is III VERY
capital" replied Mr. Weller. us dreadful trial to
father. i:sli.: u =. :; ere. ssn9.ys
dom yos fret yourself about that know you're judge
the.e things Order in your pipe, and III read ysu
W ss.n:s sissins.ly ~As...r g: N. gr.,p:e.
helped which calmed Mr.. wellsrs feelings and caused
his grief 10 subsde We should be rather disposed say
that the result was attained BY combining the two
Of consolation for he repeated the second In
low tone very the bel!
ssS si :nS Il IA
:sms s time turned Sam ana Win
nance greatly |clhed y the .oenins inhuenee Of to-
sam dipped ii. pen into the ink to be ready for any
corrections, and began with very theatrical air.
"stop,s said MI. Weller, ,ngins the bell "A double
glass o. the inv sriabe, my DEAR"
"very well, air, replied the girl; who with great
quick.ess sppeared, vanished, returned, and dissp.
'"Thsy seem to know your ways here" observed
aYss" replied his father. al have been here beforen
my time. Coon, Sammy"
"'Lovely creetur," repeated Sam.
"rsiar in poetry, 10 II - interpesed the father.
"No, no." replied Sam.
"werry glad to hearit" ssid.Mr. Weller "Poetry's
unnstrs no talked in poetry, 'ccps besdle
on bOxn day, or wsrr.n's blackin Rowlands OIL
some them low fellows; you let yourself down
Mr. K RIsly re:u~sa his ppe with .oemny
| and Sam more commenced and read ~ follows:
sas ss % taxing his
emo; II sinT damned observed SAM holding the let.
ter up to the light, it's stamed there's blot thers
| feel myself ashsned.'"
Very gooa,r said Mr. Weller. !" Go on"
Feel my self ashamed and completely cir forget
wot this here word is" said SAM scratching his head
| with the pen, in vain attempts to remember
| "why don't you look st 1t, then ." inquired Mr..
So en- a lookin' at it, replied Sam, but there's
'nessT S.os ;'a sasss: n Mr. weller
No it ant that" said Sam, circumscribsd, that's
That ainr as good word as circumwented Sammy, !,
'''' Think Fiji not Iti !, s said Sam.
~But don't you think II means more r. inquired Sam
"vell p'raps it is a more tenderer word,r said Mr..
Weller, snsr few moments reflection I" Go on
Feel myssl ashamed and completely circunsrbsd in
dreasn' Of you, for you nice gal and nohin but
That's VERY pretty sentiment said the elder Mr..
s~ h 20 make .Sr
"wot like in tia. writIn said the elder
Mr. Weller. IT, that there an calm names in IT.
Wenuses nothin o. that kind; the good o.
calm young CONAN a. Venus Or angel, Sammy ~
"You pightjst we'll call her griffin, or unicorn,
kin g. arm. :; once Z very ven known 70
"Just 90 WE'LL" replied Sam.
Drive on sammy said Mr.. weller.
lows his father continuing 70 smoke with mixed or
preston Of wisdom and comPscency. which psrisu-
q: Afore See you thought all women was alike'-
80 they are" observed the elder Mr. Weller, psrsn-
a. But now continued Sam. now and what
regular sofhesded. nk-redisus turnip must he been
rthcre sin nobody like you though like you better
| rsyther strong" said Sam, looking mp.
NJ: weller nodded egprovingly, ana Sam resumed
the gen'Pmsn in difficulties did, ven he walked out Of
tell zen thst the first and only time lsee you
and eolors than ever keasss took BY the
protect mscheen (which prep. you may have heerd on
dear. Zoe: nn;s ana put snd the
hang up BY. and ell in two minutes and squsrter'"
II am sfss,ed that weIgss on the poetica' Sammy
"No. dent,. replied sam. reading very quickly,
l TO avoid csntesting the point.
Except Of me Mary my dear % ycur valentine. and
think over what I've said--My dear Mary I will
| conclude. That's all,v ssid Sam.
Thsrs rather ssudden pull Up, ainr II, Sammy r in
Not bit on it, said Sam; shell Wish there was
more and that's the great art o. letter writin,S
"Vells sad Mr.. Weller, there's somethn' In that
and wish your moth ern-law nd only conduct her
versstion on the SEINE genteel principle. Ainr you
roin' to sign i'll
" That's the dihHouliy,- said Sam; don't know
| what 10 signhf'
sign i-veer said the Oldest surviving proprietor
| of,hat name. .t ~
"wonf do sid Sam. Never Sign wslsntins with
your name.7
Z" Sign IL 'Piskvick, thep.r said Mr.. Weller; TIA
| VERY GOOD meme, snd easy one to spell.v
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