The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1842-03-22
NEOGat's Life Pills AMID Phoenix
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W reader may not perhaps be aware that the or
lgin of MoIats Life Medicines was the result OF a
pro.ractod and painful illness of their originator,
Mr. John Moffat. When taken i'll, Mr. Nj. was a
prospeI Gus and lourishing Merchant in the lower
part Of the city, and having consulted and employ
cd number of our most skitul physicians, ne, a.
ter moths Of suffering, was prevailed upon to pur-
chase tho receipt Of the Invaluable vegetable prepa-
ration offered TO the public t9 et'l
The effect of tho Life Medicine in his own case
was so singular aud remark able that he immediate
Fly determined TO offer to the world medicine TO
which he not only owed his lfe but his happiness:
The uniform success which has since attended
their administration in every instance, where a 'air
trial has been given them, has been infested Dy
thousands, and incontestibly proves their intrinsic
merit. ''
"A well regulated and proportionate quantity OF
bile upon the stomach is always requisite Tor me
promotion O sound heallh-it stimulates digestion,
aud keeps the intestinal canal free from all obstruc
tons On the interior surface Of the liveris pes
culiar bladder in which the bile is first preserved,
being formed by the liver from the blood. Thence
il passes into the stomach and inteslnes, and regu
alcs the indigestion. Thus we see when there Is
a deficiency Of bile, the body is constantly cosllye
On the other hand, an overabundance of bile Gauss
es frequent nausea in the stomach, and often pro
notes very severe attacks of disease, which some
times end in death. 81 fto H aat
Fevers are always preceded by symptoms OF dis
ordered stomach; also scroiuius disorders,
and all sympathetic, functional, organic, or ieorile
diseases. From The same cause, the natural aud
healthy action of the heart and the whole vascular
system Is impaired and reduced below its natural
standard; as exhibited by palpitalions, angulh
pulse, torpors ofthe limbs syncope, and even dcaid
ITSELF in consequence of an overabundance of pc
cuiar offensive substance The digestive organs.
The Life Med icines should always be taken in
the early stages of bilious complaints; and if perse
vered IN strictly according 10 the directions, will
positively effect
MERCURY IN THE SYSTEM.-Tho Life
Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than The best preparations OF Sarsa
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Of blood to The head, aioicnt headacheS, tic dOu
teuTeur, &c. All persons who are pTedisposed 10
dpcpleTy, palsy &c, should never be without the
Lite Pills, the Bitters for dose in time will
safe life. They cqualize the circu laton Of the
blood, draw all pressure from the head, restore per-
spira,lon, and throw of every impurty by The pores
of the skin.
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RHEUMATISM.-Mofa Lille Medicines have
performed The most extraordinary cures of Govt,
Rhaumausm, and chrome complaints Of all kinds,
when used with perseverance,. They should how
ever be taen strictly according the directions.
The Phoenix Bitters called, because they
possess the power of restoring the expiring cInbeIs
Of health TO n glowing vigor through the constitu-
lion, as the Phoenix is said 10 be restored 10 life
from the ashes OF lis own disolution. The Phoenix
Btters entirely vegetable, composed of roots
found only i'll certain parts OF the western country
which will nfnllbly cure tEVERS AND AGUES
ali kinds, will never fail 10 eradicate entirely all
the effects of mercury, infinitely than the
most powerful preparations ofsaisapara, and will
immediately cure Tie determination OF blood TO The
head; never fail in the sickness incident 10 young
females; and will be found certain remedy in all
of nervous debility and weakness OF the most
impaired constitutions. AS a remedy for Ckroaic
and InfdmatGTy Rheumatism, the efficiency of the
Phoenix Bitters will be demonstrated by the use of
single bottle. '.t. a'' I
Unlike the host of pernicous quackcries, which /
boast OF vegetable Ingredients, the Life Pills are
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, free from Mercu
ry. Anthony, Arsenic, any other mineral, in
any form whatever. They are entirely composed
,l., .hax
tues of which, though long known TO several In
dian tribes, and recently some eminent phar. |
maceu,cal chemists, altogether unknown to
the ignorant preienders to medical science; and
were never before administered IN SO happily eff
cacious combination. 81,
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, tho various impurities
aud crudities constantly settling around them; and
remove the hardened faces which collect in the
commissions of the small intesnes. Other medi- I
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collec ed masses behind TO produce nabtual cos
iiveness, with all Its train oil evils, sudden darr
hoea, with its imminent dangers. This fact is we'll
known TO all regular anaiomlsis, who examine the
human bowels after death: and hence the peiudce |
of these well informed men against the quack med |
iciues of tho age The second effect of the VEG |
.ETABLE LIFE PILLS is TO cleanse the kidneys
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver and
the lungs, the healthfUi action of which entirely de
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary or.
gans. s, M aa. rs t.at sat ttt 6H
The following among the distressing variety |
Pills are well known 10 be infaible and perfect
remedy: ffalc.er, a3t .a5.rtt - @ <iaaa sa,
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomach, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead ofthe stale and acrid kinds
FIatulency Palpitation of the Heart Loss of Ape
tite,, Heart burn and lea dache, Resessness, Ill
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, which |
the general symptoms of Dispepsia, vanish,
natural consequence of its cure. Costumes, by
cleansing the whole length of the intestines with
solvent process, and without violence all violent
lpnV "a ln eos
Diarrlcna and Cholera, by removing the sharp ac-
rid by which these complaints occasioned, and
by promoting tho lubricaiive secretons Of The mu-
cous membrane. Feyers OF all kinds, by restoring |
the blood TO regular circulation through the pro,
of perspration in some ,ard the thorough
solution of all intestinal distinctions in The
Life Medicines have been known to cure Rheuma- !
tism permanently in three weeks, and Gout In half
that time by removing local inflammation from the
muscles and ligaments ofthe ioin,s.Q Dropsies of
all kinds, by freeing and Strengthening the kidneys
and bladder; they operate most delightfully."- on
those Important organs, and hence have ever been
found certain remedy for the worst cases ofgrav-
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