Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1842-07-21
KlLL FROM rlE OWN PUN!
~ NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE
(ScES E -. The . ryor Of mn y-i4riBf

PCH? tqiEiRg through Us "1 Sc 0
Noon. by tho north clOcAt Non. b. A,
the east! High uo)u. Io1 by ihs>s hol
suubeamS whtcn !all, scarcely a,inps \
uppl my head aud dlh1st make the
water bubble AM SMOKE in she tfough
unler my nose. i'ruiy, We pubic
characters have tough un, OF IL! and
among all he tova piii ,erS, chosen n
March meeting where IS he ;pat sls
:olns, for a single ,elr, the blrdcn Of
such manifo d duties as are im esd, IN
pc rpctu1iIJy. upon Inc town pump The
ute of town treasurer is tiIhtru!iy
mine, aS guardian OF the best treasure
the town has The oyerscers OF the
poor ought To make me their Chairman.
since ! provide beautifully tor Ihe pau
per, without expense To him tina, pays
taxes. am at the head of the fire dc
partmeni, aud one Of the physicians Of
tie boari Of l. aljh As "A keeper OF
the peace, all water drinkers viii coIs
Tess me equal to the cousjab's. per.
1ortn some OF the duties OF he town.
clerk, by promllgaiing public notices.
wIen they are posted on my front ID
speak without bounds, | an the chng
person ct the municipality aud cXh b..
moreover an admirable pattern 10 my
brother officers. by the cool, ,tnady, up
right, downright, and impar.Ir DIS
charge of my business; and the con5'an
cy with which | stand To- my post Sum.
mer or wintc , nobody seeks me- la
vain; for. all day long | an seen ii the
busiest corner, Just above IN" market,
stretching out my arm. To rich and poor
,NtI-,. ,, - A.rfs HI ~
over my hca bSth To show where
. am, and keep pccp'e out Of the gut
. lcrs.
Al this sul,ry nooa'.dc. ! am cnpbcar
n 10 the porchcd populacc; Tor whose
b"ncG, an iron . b.cI T., ,haiucd To- uy
waist. Like a dr1m-sc.lcr uu The mail.
at muster day, | cry aloud To al aud
s1mdry IN my planes, accents, AMI at
the very t'ptop ui my voice. Here il is
4. g'uilcmen! Here l. the good liquor,
ak up. walk az gentlemen walk up.
$ walk ~! Here - the superior >'u'I.
: Here is the unaGulcra'cd ale ct father
\dam-GCttcr lhau Cogul4c. Hollands.
. jamaica, s:rong bcyr or vine ur ANY
, PRICE; here u Is, by The hCgShcui on
r the single g'aSs. aui not u cent Ia u1,i
, Walk Ep. gentlemen, va / up. and help
yourselves.
It wcr" a pity. I. al this ol'cry Shn -
q. irow no customers Here ;hrv come
2. \ hot day. gentlemen. QaulTIGl away
again, SO as 10 KEEP yourselves ~ a me-
l. cool sweat. Guu, my friend, viii need
another cuprIli, 10 wash the dust out Of
your throat Il il be as thick there as u
is on yOur cow hide Shoc,i see NJ al
YOU have rrujgcl half "A score Of niles
. day. AMI Ike "a wise nIau, have pass
IcI b. 'hc tavcrns. and sIonppci az the
=, running brooks and we'll curb5. Ohcr
% wise. b.twiNt heat without unI fire
within, you would have been burnt to a
> IrInder. or melted down 10 aothinr at
/, al, in The fashion Ola iclly fish Dri K
n lnd max" room fer hat other fr,Iuw.
y ~ ho seeks my AZ 10 qucGch the fiery
u fever OF last mig Is pUlaiious, which he
trained from no cup OF mine Wei
come, most ruh'cuud sir! You and |
have been great : rangers hitherto;
nor. 20 confess the truth. will NV nose
Do anxious Iur u closer intimacy, tiIl the
10 flames of your bro1th 5e a Iitle less pn
e tent Mercy on you mau! The wafer
& IbSOluie'y Kisses down your re hnr
gul'ct. and = converted qIite To steam
IN The miniatures tophCj. which you mis-
lake FOR Il stomach. FIJI again. and
q Tell me, on the word Of an honest topper
: did you ever IN cellar tavern, or my
: kiGd of dram shop. spend the price o!
{ your chiIdrens fond, Tor a swig half So
= delicious? Now for he frs. time he,e
= ten years. YOU know the flavor Of cold
N gDaF.. - L. -
, are thirsty, remember that keen q
constant supply, At the old stand Who
r next? Oh, my little friend, you are LEI
= loose from school, and come Eirher to
" scrub your blooming fuce. AMI drown
d the m'mory OF certain Of tie fcrule.
and other, school boy troubles, in a cool
p dra"ght from he 'own-pump. Take n
% pure as the current Of your YOUNG
heart Take Il. and NAY your heart and
tongue never be 5 hOrchrd witt n fer
Ger thirst than now! There my dcar
q. child, put down the cup, and Weld vour
. place TO This elderly gentleman, who
reads so tcntcrly over the ]payinu
stones. that S .sptcl he Is afraid ui
breaking Them. Mat! be limps bv
without so much as thunkinr INC. as A.
OF '' '" '.''NR 'Il'lN WIRE meant only
'ur people who have no VINE cellars
we'll well sir, no harm done. hcpe
Go draw The cork, zip the dcclutcr: bur
DO when your great Toe shall set YOU to
% roarlng.Il wIl! be no affair Of mine n
'a gentlemen love the pleasant iiiilla'i n of
7 he govt, u Is all orc 10 the town mum,
ms thirst dog; with his rcd tongue
oIIjrg out. d es rot scorn my hosprta.i
.e ~. bat s'ards o. his hind legs. and
Tops eagerly out Of the trough SCI.
~ how Lightly he capcrs away again
J)o"ler, dad your worship ever have the
Is gOuti
Arc YOU al sa'isfrl2 Then vino
a go = mouths, my good friends. and
"hic my spout has a moment leisure.
'' ] will delight the town with "a few E.sro
RAJ rcmlu.s.curcs ln far auf,rufy.