Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1842-05-30

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dance MAJ, ,'ty n"s"''y, ueeoIun' a''u oco'
nj Solo,nn, S,,,aiiy, w W" "o"o' ~ '''e '"'''e
Mrs S,na, Hwa ,;o,",,od o,,,o,, . ,L
then ,nildIv ;.,'',;"aJ A III d w VI. Ill, ."u an.
ibis of ,n, Az ~ Wv y'u iea"y e"Pe''
IT. h ., WI o%u''o" I,.
Then vo,, ,.,i, III, ' .sP,. T;l, NV. SpoI pu
do no such ,i;n', '"'' ''S"PPOe'' iO' J."
mo, "e
Mar
.pve una, ., Gala.
How y ~ '''"' '"'
,Snoon d;o, Lab. ,i,o;r,. anil 49,, t;lo.,
Mir SvaIIo,y ~
iWhatp
sYou,r n br,,.,
And Mrs S,yni,o,v ,Ire,v berssIrhooL orl Iook.
ed desnnra,.
Now This wns n ,i,,ox Mr. syalIos, ,y,o co,
led hrute nj lie own FIRE side anil hv bis o,vr
wifi. his ,vos worse ,h,n .u ua SoIo,o C,.oi
low, the celebrated founder Of M.trimoninI Oh
seryalions chilled hrn,a lao mn loss n ,,o,so ,hn,,
Mrs Swnllow Al 6rst he wos an ns,onisbeJ n, so
open manifestations of rebelnn tn his ,oynI will
thsi he could onlv IooIt agh,s, hnI ,yha 10 c,,,,
to himself he saw nj once ,lnt someihirg INNS, he
done or the field was lost forever
'You call me brnle. sirs Swallow~
did Mr. Swallow
A brute?'
"A brue!
I'm 20 mad and break thinos Mrs Swollow,
And Mr.. Swallow did 90 mad. I'm, he bod n
method i'm his madness he seized The cheapest mr.
licle of oelf TINT was on the table nm old plote
with n crack i'm IT, ami ,nshrd !, iuio /, ,hn,s,u,
pieces upun the hearth "a if Inc was in n tprrihle
passion
How do Won like that, Mrs S,voIlo,v,,
sVns,Iv Mr. S,v.Ilov REQ !, ,,,.i,,,
And ocro;,, An lao ,r, :, r.. t. ~ - L.,
nerr,n and J,oI; sh,JJ H. 80. ",,. 'e'''''' 'e
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inn nm ssr, ,ha sIo,, h,, g. y .'.", ""u J"''p-
,s up s."e w.. " Ncoi' to'Pa"y VIII
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div SoIo,, ,;;horai L;'aa,. ~ ~ ''ia'
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f., 10 ,ta ,,,,, ,t ~. 49,. ~ II w. n;,
vhiIa rs r. ho orI W., W" 'SoM's VIC
II Ill, ."o p'o.o Wv. VI NV e'"
uis ,o,'t 1a,lv -" az hoi,,n i u, u"Sr c,.
the anil, or boz I,r, n,,d ;,' ~ ~"
,ers besides def hre,I,inr ,i.coJ nno'I'' aha;.
hack 10 bnrk win, Snlnnn5,ns AMI ,Cao .a, ona'.
herself with n novel en-, herssIc down xxi hon"s
rendinp a. if ,berc ,v.ra No sncL lin, os hals -,
mnte or stocljnp, IN nenJ in nil tslr;s,an.,, "
Here his nffectionnte connie so, for six marital
hours, each bent on sitting The other down. and
Illuminating the while upon The Measures of their
relative positiops But il must he confessed Inn,
Mrs. Swallow hnd the best of The bargain. 70, in"
dependent of Solomons mangled head, parhoed
neck and shoulders he WINS mad thar The watch
dial AMI creckery mus, be replaced: so ina, The
reducing OF the first chapter of this voIuminous
system 10 practice must be attended to with an
outlny of n, leost t,yeutv dollars This be;n, rho
case | may as well be hung for II sheen as Inub
thought he. and with TINT he rose from the chair
stole sohly our of rhe room. aud turnpd the kev
upon the npnll, Mrs swallow
The turning of the kew made her nynre of his
intention wien she ru. hrd In the door hut ,.,s
too late
sOpgn the door. this instant. MIR. Swolloyv,
Not untl hnye ken, Won FIR sevoo davs,,rou
trend md wafer returned II,e vr,orious Snlo.
mon. md he went on hi. ,vny rnio;cing
But alas! how eyanesceut il human pren,ntss
in about half an hour lac returned TO see how
matters went on. but had scarcely mn his eve ON
the Ike, ehoe than he began TO roar like n hull for
Mrs. Swallow had torn every one of bs fine lin
on sIirrs-rthnt ON his back eycnu,rdl in,o n;e.
ces IN mnks n rone IN 10, Iprse,r dn,vn Fran, ,ha
window. nor WINS This all for ,ron further exnn.
inaliDn. he discovered Tim, she }oj thrnwn ;, vari.
CIV OF chair cushions-bed linen, &c. inro The
dirtv ward 70 make her decceo, safe and comC,r.
table.
Oh chop fallen Solomon Swallow.
Tie Archives of The Swallows are silen, as to
the remaining occurrences If The evsnrt'J Jov
hut I'm the very next norning sbon, o,cIock NJ
Swallow popped his head from un,Ier the hant'
els and said Mrs. Swalow, in ,hc mos, soo,hina
ana in,ploring tone possible =. Mrs, SwnIIuw
dear. isn't il lime 10 GET uu2'
Yes returned the ladv. .ond vou NAV coll ma
when Won have liz nm the fire nno mn, on ,le Ton.
kelile.'
poor Solomon! There was no alternative 50
he even sat about his work with an nlacri,v wbirb
showed that he had the terror of broken heads