The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1842-04-05
MOdat's Life Pills am. =.
Bidtels. Fh@Ni

r Mr. John Moffai. When ,olo, 81 their ORIGIN,
8 prosperous aud foutishing Morcha,,mr NJ, va, ,
par " Tue Guy, and having consn,,o. ~ The Lu'
90 NUMBER OF our most skiul nbws;.end emD%,
Ter moths OF suffering, was proyai"d5 s,can', be-
onase INC receipt OF The Invaluable veu upon 10 pn
ration now offered to the public Vegetable pn S
The effect of the Life Med,c,ro "P'
was so singular and remarkable ,h ~ DIS own ,,,
~ determined TO offer 10 the wos, l"' ne mmei
which ne not only owed his life. bn - medicine N
, Inc UNIFORM success which has MS happins
tneir administration in every instance "re aend%
tfiaI mas been given them, has bses' Where az,
mers and ncon'eSby proves their ii''Isd
BILIOUS COMPLAINTS g. NM %
"A well regulated and proportions, .hE CAUSE
bile upon the stomach is always reon, quantity Of
promotion OF sound health-its, ;,n,i um'le Tor hs
and Keeps the intestinal canal free C,o" digestion
lions. On The interior surface of ,Lo ~. ObSliuc
cuilar bladder, in which the bile il g., "efSa De,
being formed by The liver from the bo"a preserved,
~ Passes mo me stomach aud intesnes Thence
iates the indigestion. Thus we 600 IVY. and rsu
deficiency of bile, the body is cons, mnen there
On the other hand, an overabundanco Icy ,cSav Il
es frequent nausea in the stomach and y 1 pe us
NOTES very severe attacks of diseaso u,L o'cn
times end in death. "nlch MuL
Fevers are always preceded bv svr,.
ordered stomach; us are also scroGnInS '"s OIL da
and all sympathetic, functional, oryau;o usOtden
Diseases from ihe same cause, the n',n,a, tot
healhy ACTON OF iho heart, and the whole va','
system Is impaired and reduced below '" vascular
standard; as exhibited by palpitoIior." ns9n
pulse, torpors oftlio limbs, synconc and nosub
Itself, IN consequence Of an overabundara. '" ueS
cuIar offensive substance to the dues,,vO VI
| The Life Medicines should always he 'sNM
The early stages Of bilious complains. md "a S
serea m strictly according 10 the direction, s ~"
MERCURY in THE SYSTEM H.. ;,
Medicines will get all mercury Out or ,ha Lie
Infinitely faster than the best preparations 'iSa
pa RIA, and are certain remedy for Tho .' "ds
Of blood 10 The head, or aioient heado,b.s f~Ios
teureuz, &c All persons who are nTcG,n ~ G't
dpoPie1y, palsy &c, should never be w,po', 4
Lille Pills, or the Bltters for one dose in ,imo a
sale NE. They equalize the Circulation NJ | ~.
blood, draw all pressure from the head re.,O,',
Of the skin. y '"' P~a
no THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOrr
RHEUMATISM Mofiat's Lille Medcino0 -.
performed the most extraordinary cures nf Go"
Rheumatism, and chronic complains or ali G GVl
when used with perseverance. They shouldIor
ever, be taken strictly according TO the diree,ns
The PhpnIx Bitieis ars so called because I,v a
possess the power Of restoring The eyoirjno embn
of health, TO glowing vgor through The eonslIn.
ton, as the Phpnix is said 10 be restored TO IN 4
from the ashes OF it's own dissolution The phmnm
Bitters are entirely vegetable, composed Of roor
found only in certain parts Of the western couD,v
which will infalibIy cure FEVERs AND AGUB
of all kinds, will never fail 10 eradicate enireIyaNN
the effects Of mercury, infinitely sooner than Tho
most powerful preparations of sRsapaila and will n
Immediately the determination ofblood 10 ls
head; never fail in the sicknes SIS incident to wug n
females; and will be found a certain remedy 10 ii #
cases of nervous debility aud weakness of The NOT
impaired constitutions. Asa remedy for Chnl ~
and Tnfdmatory Rheumatism, the efficiency da FL
Phoenix Bitters will be demonstrated by lGead IN
a single bottle.
Unlike the host Of pernicious quackeries, VII M
boast OF vegetable Ingredients, the Life Pills.
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, free from Me
ry, Anthony, Arsenic, any other minefl V&
any form whatever. They are entirely compost %
of extracts from rare and powerful panls he W. 81
tues of which, though long known to sIeaI H.
dian tribes, and recently to some emlNeNl PAr
maceutical chemists, are altogether unknown 10
the ignorant pretenders to medical science and X
were never before administered in SO happily ell
cacious combination.
Their first operation is To loosen from he coi
of the stomach and bowels The various impurln M
and crudities constantly settling around them m
to emove the hardened fmces which collect lnm
commissions of The small intestines. Other na'
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave NJ
collected masses behind 10 produce nabllua#
iiveness, with all It's train of evils, or sudden d@
haa, with lis imminent dangers. This lacl Sa%
known 10 all regular nna,omists, who examine H
human bowels after death: and hence the Plm"
of these we'll informed men against the qlacnm~1c
icines Of the age. The second effect OF The Ibu
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the KIDNEY
and the bladder, and by this means, tie liver ~.
the lungs, the heaIthful action of which en'Hey W
ponds upon the healthy action Of the urinary VI
gans. Ia,
The following are among the distressing, 'a,ts
of human disc asses, to which the Vese'ao'O I s
Pills are we'll known 10 be inlalible and Pe"''
remedy: :.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the ~
and second stomach, and cIealing now " ".
healthy bile, instead of the stale and achd nr wv
Flatulency, Pulpitation Of The Heart, Loss Vi III
tite ,, Heart burn and ieaduche, Res'essneS',
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, wiS
are the general symptoms of Dispeps'a, WIN , .s
as a natural consequence Gifts cure. Cosu'"SG
cleansing tho whole length OF the Intes'i"e' .oI,
solvent process, and without vlolence: an Is, N
purges leave the bowels cos,ive wilhin wv ,.V
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing Inc s"%r ana E
rid by which these complaints are occa'l C'Ss mr.
by promoting tho lubrlcatve secrel,"Ms ~ restoring
cous membrane. Fevers OF all knh'ig, Ms pro,
the blood TO regular circulation MTuSn SO,oush
cess Of perspiralion in some cases, acu Tho
solution of all intestinal INSTRUCTIONS NV" Rheunr
Life Medicines have been known 10 Su Con, tiH
tsn permanently in three weeks, anu .io u' from b.
that time, by removing local inilama''ODT ,opss
muscles and igaments Of The l o,n,S;; The kd'p
all kinds by freeing and strenelhepln Ii,a hlub
and bladder; they operate most ue"s eyer been
those important organs, and hence nave otrtr
found certain remedy for the wors' he ,hs urnng
eI Also Worms, by dislodging iro" ,I hs
OF the bowels of the Shiny matter mniop,
creatures adhere; Asthma and Con c, r,he nSs