The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1842-04-02
M D F f A IT'S
V L G T. ABB l. L LIF Il PILLS
AND PHOENIX BITTERS.

| LOT, W.T.. JOHN NlOFFAT. w llcU taken III, MI W.
WI prosperous and hourishng merchant in the
lower part Of the city; and having consulted and
employed number of our most skful physicians
he, after months of suffering, was prevailed upon
| to purchase the recipe of the invaluable vegeta-
I bic preparation offered to the public.
The effect Of the Life Medicines in his own
case was so singular and remarkable thai lie i'm
mediately determined to offer to the world q med
| icne TO which he not only owed his life, but his
! happiness. The uniform success which has since
attended their administration in every instance,
where fair trial has been given them, has been
attested by thousands, and incontestbly proves
their intrinsic merit.
TIE LIFE INES-GENEFA AL RE-
MARKS.
These medicines are indebted for their name
TO their manifest and sensible action in purifying
the springs and channels of life, & enduring them
with renewed tone and vigor, & to the undoubtcd
fact that a very early period in their history they
< rescued sufferers from the very verge ofan UNI
timely grave, after all the deceptive nostrnls of
the day, prescribed by physicians, had utterly
failed, i'll which cases they also permanently Sc
cured that uniform nioymont of health, without
which life tselfs bnt partial blessing. So great
indeed had their efficacy invariably proved, that
it was scarcely less than miraculous to those who
were unacqualnted with the beautifully philoso
phical principles upon which they We're COM
pounded, and upon winch they consequently act.
THE PHOENIX BlTTERS are so called
because they possess the power of restoring en-
bers ofhealth, to glowing vgor Throughout the
cOnslitnton, us the Phoenix is said to be restored
TO life from the ashes of its own dissolution.
The PhnNX Btters are entirely vegetable, COM
posed Of roots found only in cert,in parts Of the
western country, which will inlalliby cure FEE
NERS AND AGuES Of all kinds; will never
fail TO eradicate entirely all the effects Of McEcn-
ry, infinitely sooner all the most powerful pre-
plratons Of Sarsaparilla, and will immediately
Gre the determination of BLOOD TO TIE
HEAD; never fail in the sickness incident 10 young
tiRlates; and viii be found a certain remedy i'll all
clscs of as,r0us debility and lccatHcsS of themost
npaired constitutions As a remedy for C1JOn-
ic 0nA h,Fama'ogy Rhcumaiisn, the efficacy Of
the PhUnix Blttcrs will be demonstrated by the
Use Of II single bottle.
The proprietor rcjoicrs IN the opportunity af-
Inrded by the universal diffusion Of the press, for
placing his VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES
within the knowledge and reach ofcvcry indiyld-
uni in the community. Unlike the host of per-
hiclous quackcrirs. which boast of vegetable in
gradients tn Life Pills are purely and SOLELY
VEGETABLE, and contain neither Mercury, Anti
| lnony, Arsenic nor any other mineral. in any
iorn whatever. They are entirely composed Of
extracts from rare and powerful plants, the vir-
Tues OF which, though long known to several In
dian tribes, and recently to some eminent phar-
mnrcni"al chemists, ar altogether unknown TO
the ignorant prctcndcrs to medical scicnce and
were never before administered in so happily eli
h"acous Il combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
OF the stomach and bowels, the various impurl
ties and crnditcS constantly settling around
them; and to remove the hardened frccs which
Cp'lrct tho ,ttn int
Othcr medicines only partially cleanse these,
End leave such collected masses behind as to pro-
ace ilab'Ual CoStivcness with all It's train OF evils
/ or sudden darrhGn, with lis imminent dangers.
This fact is well inuwn to all regular ANTAGONISTS
/ who cXlmnG the human bowel, after death: and
/ hence the prejudice Of these well informed men
/ agdlls' the GaCk medicines of the age. The
cond effect Of the VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS
is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder, and by
this insaEs, the liver and the lungs, the health
/ ila action Of wlioE entirely depends upon the
! regularity Of the urinary organs The blood,
! which takes its red color from the agency OF tie
liver and the lungs bclnrc it passeSn the heart,
| being ,hus purified by them, and nourishcd by
! food coming from clean STOMACH, courses freely
through the veins, rcncws every part or the sys-
! tenn, md trumphantIy mounts the banner Of
health IN the blooming check.
The following are among the dstre, sing yaric-
! ly OF human disease, to which the Vegetable Life
! Pills are well known to be intallibe:
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
! hrst and second stomachs, and creatlng flow Of
! pure healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrd
hind;-IhtuLcncy PalpiiaiiOn Of the Heart Loss
! cf.iptie. Hcayt-btnn and Ucainchc, RcSticssness,
| W-itmpT, .1nTiciy, Ldngu0r and SCHENECTADY,
which are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia,
will vanish, as natural consequence Of lis cure
| CcSircncsS, by cleansing the whole length Of the
| mtcstines with a solvent process, and without
! violence: all violent purgcs leave the bowels
| tive within two days. Dimrhra and Ch0ierq, by
! removing the sharp acrid fluids by which these
| complaints are occasioned, and by promoting the
| ll.brcatIVe secrctlOnS OF the mucous membrane.
FererS Ctm kinds, by restoring the blood to II
| gular circulation through the process of pcrspr-
| alton IN some cases, and the thorough solution
ofall intestinal distractions in others. The Life
! Medicines have been known to cure Rheumatism
| permanently in three weeks, and Goat in halfthat
| time, by removing local infaumation from the
muscles and ligaments of the joints. Dropsies If
! all kinds, by freeing and Strengthening the KID
ncys and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-
! on those important organs, and hence have ever
! been found certain remedy for the worst cases
OF Graret. Also Horns, by dlsl,dging from the
lurnngs of the bowels the Shiny matter to which
| these creatures adhere; .iSthnd and CONSUMPTION
by relieving the air vessels of the lungs from the
mucous, which even slight colds will occasion,
! which if not removed becomes hardened, and pro-
| duccs those dreadful diseases. ScuI'ru, Uirers
and Inreterate Sores, by the perfect purity which
these Life Pills give to the blood, and all the hui
mors; ScOrbuic Erwtions and Bad CompicGionS,
by Their Alternative effect upon the hulfs that
feed the skin, the morbid state of which occasions
all Eruptve complaints, Sallow, Cloudy, and
other dlsagroeable Compilations. The use of
these Pills for a very short time, will effect an
entire cure of Salt Rheum, Erysipclas, and a
striking Improvement in the Clcarness of the
Skin Common Colds and Influenza, will al
ways cured by one dose, or by two, even in the
worst cases Piles, AS Il remedy for this most
distressing and obstinate maady, the Vegetable
Lie Pills deserve distinct and emphatic recon-