Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1842-05-26

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n.sus.I : K.nkes. - Iris1us1, > Da.chn.n,
md frepehntn, - the sneisri q kss.sles /
u ga sgsaksbi.i.
YsSkse-ffullo, Mounseef What are
yot going 10 20 with Them are frogs there,
Is the4 are bssketi
frsnehmsn-- De itog ". sare, N viii /
j est De frog.
! Isi,6msn-Ats hin ~hai. ate that
,ur,wlinr aisil Of ltrsddls -bngf I'd As /
,eon put III The ssrpints thar 81. Patrick |
carried out q Ireland ia bsg down The |
ibsostiv me.
Y,nkse-- You cant be ID earnest now.
xounsSsr. Yog ainst such pickerel a.
lF;searhms6-Fickerelle Vat j. da.
you eaIi Dc rietereile'
/. Ysnkee--A daFned great long nosed
Ar thai We catch With frog bait.
Frenchmsn--Vst you tel ne, sares-
You.bsis te frog Wide 6sh Mon Dieu !
YOU 40 understand De ffog~yon 10 taste.
rs sense. no skill ID cuisine Fish de
bait vidsde frog i-Begart
Ysnkee Fish the bail Why don't
! VOC parleyvoo right end f0reuosls
Ifishnsn--Ay. cuishlamaeree. Why
de6' you put The cart before the horse.
. dot
Dalehmsn-Ysw. mynheef. Why don.
tsu dslk gooi English like does.
Yunkee--Dalks iis, hi hal youtalk
sbous dalking, Why, you can't no more
pfsnouhce The English than ! wild Hop
piaiol. Ypn can't get your clumsy Tutch
tongue round the words Of civilized lan-
ensre. Nov listen 10 me Mounseer
Ffenehman. and til teach you how Ms
done.
Dolebman--No--lisien 10 mel IN
tesshtants how to pronounce de most pro-
psrest ] gomes fromste fodder sIdt Of
Eakland s1d zure I knows how to sphoks
de pufs Enklis5.
Irishmsn--Is that Reasonable spriiy q
f,ison nowi BY ihatssme logic should
know how 10 speak the Inglish still bst-
Ter, fof / came from this side " Inglsnd,
and was nivef across the Irish channel
since was bora. let alone the day before
,eihst. And thin, besides. me great grand
mother was 4 schoolmaster, and ne Sc
cond cousin ION me neighbours side. was
praieher Until the bargain, So. Mister
Morshure. I'm The box1thsllll taiche ye
; % spaks Inglish properly.
Frenchman-0ui. All speak De log.
iese~-de Yankee, de Irish man. de Dutch
man, al spsake him bess, and all speake
him diffsrenil Begsrt Now. vat you call
dis showing potato, dis Pome De
lerre'
Yankee -thal pun de tar I Why. Mon
seer. call that pun de1ar. . potato.
Ftenehnan-oui. Now, sare. vat you
I .eali him
lrishmani--A psra,ie--a raal murphy.
II 10 be snre. ST
Fr.nehnsn--ook And now. SIRE, vat
ysu call him +
putchman --WaH gals hin3 wy,
calls him bodado, snd any WOOL might
kaow@dai.
Frsnehuip- ia. ha. hal begafl You
allseall him different. You all speak dc
true laglsss, and you no speake him like
HIS. b., BE-, besarl
a Yankee Well .,si cunsesr, now let me
~ you.s question. What Is this have
/ Ia my hsndl showing cane
Ftenrhman--Yat - dati w, ssre
+ dat is--das ID u Ssrce--ms no can iink-
{ Va yau ealkde honme, do rascalle, vo
Hill a belIsEi
Yankee- What killed bells
Frsnehms1-Oui. Monsieur; datgrand
Ts,catle tdal mErd. dat knock down A-bellt
vile he ksfpds sheep, Dc mutton.
Datehman-Oh; Oh I know what BE-
nsans now: be means Gain. de vurs
nutssTer.
Frsuehnrn- oui. ye,i sara d, one
cane.
fankse-Rfel,. Mounseer. il ism 1.-TWO
saaes Nov what do you call il, you
limb 9. old ireland, you essence Of
bregue
Ifishman lin sftef calling ita shila.
lab; and il you don't be aisy Ching i'll
nants. I'LL Be after provin' Il to We.
Dutchman- Now. shen,lemsns. dom
fight sbsat j wort. Hark do me. Til
hui -yon out one. Wat you gall Dis
n lshowing . qnsatiiy Of curd with whey.
Isjshman- Och and isn't it = bonney.
slappers
Yankee-AYou may call il what YOU
/ please. but cali il fupper'd milk.
Lop.ear milk Mon
Dien. De Yankee milk ave de ear; Va
hear val he say. Mon Dienl
Daschman--Now you PES all wrong
Dis vi. have in the nokkin. Is sshmssr.
ca1e.
: Yaakes-It'sa darned queer case.
& think. Why, you don't know The diff
fcfencs 6etwixt fweedledum and twee.
dlsdee. so. good bye 10 you.
Frenchman7-Ds feediedam he IS nc
fesdledee. bsgarl (Iiere- one OF The frog.
hoped onl Of Monsieur's basket; be
patsues him Keshey De ffos . keshey
De frog @. me pauyte frog o, grand
tsicassel He scape--he run away
I. 6egarl
"a ltishman Och, and isn't that ouare
now, thai Ia Twin slraddIs-bug should run
away belore he's cooked al all, at al I;
Me ungfatefui saFpintl 81, Patrick pre-
satye me from all frogs and ioads and
other snakes a. hong Is II live. And 90
with this praf6s. I'm, Off
Dulchmaa- Nine Coil wat vuss Is
here apout pull yrog! But I'li puy
mine zourgrou.. and den I'll pc of doc,
10 Lesser q 90 dine.
SQvrEzIse.- Why don't you wear
your ring ny dear. said q father iE !
bsll room 70 bis daughter. "beca0se, papa,
u hurts me when any one squeezes nv
han3. What business have YOU 10 have
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