Lincoln telegraph. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1836-1846, 1842-03-17
scr. Il -E4s4iTGgNS.

Twonll be odd see lobster smaklnga cigar
toad chewing tobacco bat to editor AZ peace with
himself and the WORLD and up TO his anolcs in prosperity
would b. a wonder.
II is said thai poison the hands other parts occasion
ed by running ivy poison vino, be cured BY rubbing
the part affected a few times with llrd
stad old bachelor in New York has had three bouncing
babies laid upon lis door step during the year lie is nearly
distracted.
81 ought to be wise now the duck said when stuffed
with sage.
81 say Bill what makes that fellow so bald headed p
Wby don't you see-hs hair all turned the other way and
came out of his chin
soh my sins so it has-but say, I wonder If had
hard work getting through
An Irish gentleman thus addressed indecent servant
who INDUCED himself IN bed late hour in the morning;
Fall to rising, you spap#em fail 10 rising Don't stand
there lying in bed all day.
The Albauy tft,ius,ulro -ourt, Iriiu
disease of any Kind, in about your frame, just
wind the advertising part OF newspaper about sou, and
you may safely consider yourself cured,
Il am an Irishman myself said a stumpt orator on
OCCASION who wished procure Irs votes but my
aunt is extremely fond Of irish P0taoes
Jack your wife is not so pensve she used to be-
no she's len oil, and turned tarnalion crpensye.'
Why is small man partienltIy exposed to taking cold
Why must he hg early riser
Because he can lie iorg in bed
Two Iri,hmen heng cunning, one shota hawk from
very high tree 'Oc' cried the other you might have
your ammunition, for the fan would have kilt him.
Why is poor speaker most alaoting'
Because he eycite3 general pity.
SOW lar good,' sad .arner to his boy who was
sowing :. IA oats.
Teeth inserted here, tho dog said when he bit tie
loatrG
Tn best Zip aye Is a Kiss. The remedy should he
used with great care however, is very ap; bring on
/ a. r-iipa ofthe aaafa
Yankee Captain out in a SO iail, a raw
hand 'Lg the a ihers Dam your st, ie; 20 iae 5
FAINT touching IL sqnall'i ani the sfccn horn
There's old deacon IA Boston who went read The ac-
couutof the fight bct@ren Gol. ana David because con
tans an aiu,on 10 sdag
fyor sister, while tenerly engaged in tender convcr-
saon with her sweet h.ait requests yon to bring her
glass Of water from adjoining rnon, you start tc
errand but you need Your presence will
missed.
A hotse jockey in Tennessee signs him elf c, ea.n
Gardener in New hampshire rajo!c.5 IN the naE9 Of
SgrOat, and
| Liquor daaler IN NotfIk bears the name Dr4n2a.
The 1homosion Recorder says their contains eight
doctors, ministers, and eleven lawyer-cuoush spear
thinks sati, Death, the Church and Satan HID On
Spear Dos Time.
Thu COY. Of Connecticut has appointed Friday, the 18th
day alarch Ia be obsorgrdas day Of fasting ace, rryr
Grammar S.oo! C.aUersa,,o'eobgrt what's tbs mater
with you!
c.; L,d coi -.
Waat patuf speech ia cold
Cold Is an adjective, sir.
Iiow do yol comr1rsAi7
Positive colt comparative easah supgllJi.ye eeFs.'
5 Excrllrncy Gov Davis Of aas. has ass.ued Thurs
day, the 7h day ,f Ap,ilo b. Observed day q casting
humiliation AMI prayer.
Two men by the name Of aeaas lsaiy hong in The
moth If Eu.lIni country RAN passing neor asked what
my were duugi 'Gh. stuz.az ;9. Beams v.i!s r.
piy.
Persian phJsefasr hsue asked by what n.e;h.d he ac
qured much hna@lsse, ansgsrd, by net being pre-
vented BY shame issa assias questions when was isno
rant.
Doctor said .nl taking si lady, 10 yon think snun
hiit. Ja hnin 'oh 40, mldau raps. the DOCTOR 'peo
pl- with brain, ulyer mas aaau.'
The Rev. r. Parks, Chaa.ain Of West Point has been
elected BlsAup Of the Protestant Episcopal Church in A.
abtnia