Litchfield enquirer., 1842-09-22

Bon %onr my good lord! what at ynur Eyre so hard EHenrLnot like this question he consider him I dam impertinent, so he and Rishard have un grand row. Henri tell Rishard some tres dISagreeable sings about the accouch- ment of his mere-zat the gateaux the nice chattered and sang out of tune. Dis I can ware we'll belief, because it is droll for pies or gateaux 10 sing at all. Rishard no like Zis, SO he stick Henri. and avec beaucoup de politesse he reqle>! him to go down to he'll and tel! son maleste satanic zat he sent him Zare. Zis prove zat Rishard was intimate with de dioble, else why would he send such a ware rude and impertinent message 1 by Henri?
 No mattair, Rishard go ahead after zis like un bateau vapeur. He murder sever- al brothers, and kill deux enfant in ze tow ure, and zen he become roi d'Angleterre.- He ware queer chap. He say he like sun- respective boys better gan de respective one, and he offer so mosh' for Buckingham after his head be off. No common tato of iShakspear say how mosh so mosh. is. I presume zat it is a good deal if not more.- Rishard zen have row wis his wife, and blow up his anxious and venerable mater nal parent. In de expressive language of dis contrie, he play h-l and break several sings until he get his head broken by shall low pated Richmond who steals his crown | NA1u UGCOhsC IOA bA AAo P10CCs | Desc Lectures weel be repeated eef 1 am encouraged. Les .Anglias know nosing of dere great poet Shakspcre. Dey are barba. 1 rians, as Monsieur Power said, and one of l the dirty customs of tho aristocracy of dere contrie is to peel their 'taters. Ze French understand Shakspere mosh more as gay and I mOsh better than any body else. Ze subject of de next lecture will be Hamlet, of whose character shall
 l Nosing X 10 U nor set down 0 in mal- ice. U..
 'Ow beautifool is zat expression of paul. vre Mademosellc Ophelia, after she have suspend herself on de willow tree and drown her clothes. She sing before zat.
 Toute roond mou chapeau, wear green wlew, Toute round mou chepeau.
 De repetition of the 'Toute round mou cha- peau' is ware fool of pathos-it is ware fine.
 Western Eloguence. have seen many specimens of Western oratory, but the fol. lowing which we cut from an exchange 'takes the rag off the bush' completely.- We wonder not 1.-the prisoner was acquitted.
 .'Gentlemen of the Jury-Might it he ner. mitted mortal nan like myself to stand with ono foot upon the earth and the other upon Georgium Sidus "a star which rolls it's course in the regions of everlasting space, more than ten thousand miles from this Court House-l would catch the winged lightnings in my two hands, and bring them down to enljghten your benighted understan. dings. Then. indeed, would you rise up as one man, and exciaim in voice of thunder, McIauren is inocent, McLauren is inocent, and so is Hagan!!v
 l ROUNDABOUT WAY OF ANNOUNCING TAor. The Liverpool Standard says: "The Queen, it is understood, isagain in the way of adding 10 the impediments already exist ing to the King ot Hanover's chance of ever reaching the throne of England.' | The Liverpool correspondent of the New York Union, endorses the above as follows The Royal children continue to flourish like olive branches. "Coming events cast their shadows before," said Tom Campbell, and therefore, 1t is apparent, that in the fulness of time, (which means before Christ mas) there will be third sprig of royalty for John Bull to rejoice over. The old pro- verb says that there is an appropriate num- 1 Der of children for ladies to have respec- lively. The Queen of England is making up her number with the least delay imagi. nablc!
 II Difference bet,reen Gab and Talen.-Fluen. cy in conversation must not be assumed as .
 
 have often been found deficient in it's Rraces. Adam Smith ever retained in company. the embarrassed manner ofa student Neither Buffon. nor Rosseau, carried their eloquence into society. The silence of the poet Chaucer was held more desirable than his speech.- The conversation of Goldsmith did not evince the grace and tenderness. that char, acterizes his compositions. Thomas was difidcnt, and Often uninieresting. Dante was taciturn, and all the brilliance of Tasso wns his pen. Descartes seemed formed for solitude. Cowles was quaint ob server, his conversation was slow and dull, and his hu- nor reserved. Hogarth. and Smith were absent minded, and the studious Tkomas Baker snid he Ssas fit for no communion save l that of the dead. Our own Washington Hamilton, and Franklin were deficient in that fiuency which fascinates promiscuous circle.
 Pa, what is filea'
 "A piece of ragged steel, about 50 long, or loDgcr.'
 Do soldiers use flies, par No, my dear, they use swords and guns 'Yes, but here is paper says the soldiers filed oil, and l guess they couldn't file of without my 6les.'
 'O-but-my child, file of soldiers is not like steel file at all.'
 Well you men is like great fools then. for hang me ifI can find out what you mean by your ugly words. Pa, what is n sky tight r
 Sky lights. my dear. are stars in the iir- ; maMent.'
 .WeiI, pa, I never seed any cracked stars.'
 'Cracked stars how foolish you talk child' Foolish thunder! don't this 'sre paper aGn AAs sAA