Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1841-04-21
KEEP HI BEFORE THE PEOPLE
Dect. Joseph PriestIy Peters

CELEBRATED VEGETABLE ANTIBLoUs PILLS
are daily efecttng some of the most astonishing
and sconderfal cures that hare euer been knoun,
the Palace and PoOrhOuSe alike echo NTH their or-
tues IN all climates and under all temperatures
they StiH retain their ,conderful virtues.
PETERS VEGETABLE PILLS.
Breathes there the man who may not be occa-
sasionally benefited by the use of Peters Pills 2
No, assuredly not; for tine human frame, like any
other structure, will fall into confusion and ruin,
if neglected; but, by the aid of medicine Judi
ciously applied, it is enabled to preserve heal
thy and even tone; and it is the rt of welltested
public opinion, that DR.. Peters pills are the me-
dicine of medicines in the prevention or cure of
the general diseases which the human tenement
is incidental to.
Do men in robust health require medicine Ger
tainly, for the very excess of health begets GER
tain diseases unless duly regulated. If the blood
is suffered to riot without correcting laxatves,
costiveness, megrn, biles scurvy, spleen, pmples,
furred tongue, or offensive breath, are the ineva-
BILE consequences; for exuberance of health, like
over-rich sol becomes rank, and prone to the pro-
duction of weeds, if care is not taken to have it
judiciously moderated.
But healthy men have an antipathy to the very
name of medicine! And no wonder, for nineteen
twenteths of all the medicines in the world COM
mence operations by making the people very SICK
whom it was intended they should make very WE'LL
and thus in most cases the cure is considered rather
worse than the disease But DIR. Peters Pills is
the celebrated and particular exception to this al
most universal rule In them there is nc grippe,
no nausea, no sickness of any kind; nay, they are
absolutely very pleasant to the taste, and rest as
quietly on the stomach as so MANY confts of green
peas even when their operations are as sudden and
effective, as if they as dsagreeable and as
sickenng as an old fashioned bolus. Thus the
man who uses Peters Pills. Iand where is the
man that does not use them q expels headaches,
fevers, blue devils blotches, pimples, &c. &c. and
makes his blood course as limpid and as gently
through his veins as mountain rvulet, without
having put himself to any more Inconvenience III
taking the medicine than he would have done in
swallowing SO many black currants.
Should ladies take DR.. Peters Pills, Doubt
lessly they should, for they not only assure them
of health, complacency of spirits, and every bod
lily comfort, but through the- miraculous agency
in the publication of the blood, speedily remove
every thing pertaining to harshness, pipples, or
casual scurvy, from the flesh, animates the eye,
and gives an elasticity and vigor to the limbs
and the general carriage; and hence, when you
see a lady with cheek of velvet Softness, pure
lily and carnation mplexion, and an easy grace
full bearing the general inference to be drawn is,
that she is her own physician, and very particular
in the choice of her medicine and the especial
one, that she is patron of Peters Pills
Leaving health out of the question, should poets,
loveists, editors, machinists, and men of genius
md science in general, patronise Peters Pills
Jnquestionably, for the vigor which they impart |
o the frame, exercises a most wholesome nfu- |
nee upon the intellect and the writer of this |
eels justified in saying, that any person about to
larry out an idea, whether of composition or in
-ention, will have a more lucid understanding of
lis subject and think better and more to the point
IN it, after he has vivied his system by dose of
rom one to four of Peters pills Persons in bu-
'iness. merchants, store keepers, clerks, specula-
ors, &c. will derive great advantage from them
IN the same principle; for if the mind is not buoy
ant, no can attend to the usual pursuits of
life with due perspicuity, judgment, and pleasure
md there is nothing in the world at least that has
,een ever discovered, so efficient in Frightening
he faculties, and freeing them from participating
n the languor, decay, and imperfectiblty of their
Mortal abode as DIR. Peters pills.
To what may be attributed these singular and
wonderful effects Why, to their mysterious and
Inevitable action upon the chyle, and that partcu-
ar region of the system whence the living fluid is
generated for thus they do not only purify the
,lood but create pure BLOOD the issue of which is
leathy veins, arteries, and other functions unob-
cured vision, firm and pulpy flesh, smooth and
lear skin, and the consequent buoyancy of heart
ceiling, and action. In short, whether we take
hem as matter of health, business, feeling, Or
appearance, there is none of us should
cave our houses without regular supply of Pc
ers' Pills.
More than six millions of boxes of these cele-
rated pills have been sold in the United States,
Ianada's, Texas, Mexico, and the West Indies,
ince January 1885. The certificates that have
een presented to the proprietor, exceed 10000,
pwards of 500 of which are from regular prac-
ising physicians-who are the most competent
Judges of their merits.
TESTIMONIALS.