, 1841-02-06

geant alarms Of the lower House. For some
reason, no doubt a good one, he was not cleo
led. During the progress of the caucusinu
1t appears thata Mr.. Birney, of Springfield
a tailor by trade, was a candidate for tbs
same office. One of Birney's friends. nro.
posed TO Baer that his friends should give
their influence to Birney, and that Bae1
should be assistant door-keeper. what
SAID baer, "A man who revolutIonized two
Staies-travelled with clay and Southland
been the confidential friend of Daniel Web.
ster-been toasted from Boston TO New Or
leans. and basked in The smiles of the fair OF
The Empire and keystone States-sung three
hundred wing songs, and made four hundred
wing speeches, TO be second TO add tailor,
l reckon not by Cd. No never"
a GOOD oNE.-A very good widow lady.
who was looked up to BY the congregation TO
winch she belonged, as an example of piety,
contrIved 10 bring her conscience TO terms
Tor one little indulgence. She loved porter.
and one day rs she was receiving i half
dozen bottles from the man who usually
b%roughthe comfortable beverage, she p~erceiv.
ed ION, horrorD two of the greatest elders of
the church approach her door. She ran
the man out the back way. and put the bot
Ties under the bed. The weather was hot.
and while conversing with her friends, pop
went one OF the corks.
Dear me! exclaimed the good ladv. sihere
goes the bed cord! it SNAPPED Yesterday the
way! must have a new rope provid.
ed
In a Jew moments pop went another, fol-
lowed by the peculiar hiss of the escapin"
liquor. The rope would'nt do again. but
Tie good lady WIS not n Il loss.
Dear me-. says she. .that black cat Of
NINE must he at some mischief there-Scat.'
Another bottle popped of, and the porter
stealing out from under the bed cur
"Oh dear me- sad she. Il had forgot. its
the yeast, Here Prudence. come take awav
these hot'!esof yaasir-[N Y. Pic0yuae.
E5ogH"ace.-Thp ~l"llnwin- :.inuch nf the
waS delivered before a court of JUS
iIr" m PENNSYLVANIA:
u "ur iInurrS >ris hiLh upon the adnra-
tlr seat at justice like the American Elgle
erched upon the Asia'ic Rock of Gibraltar.
while The eternal streams of Justice like the
cadarerons clouds "frhe valley flow meand.
crlng n ynur extended feet
There's Il man dawn east whose nose Is so
that IL gets home rings the bell. takes Il
pinch of nut and p"kes the fire before us
DwnerlrrIves. He is Obliged to - up Il lad
to put on his spects.
An freshman. describing the death of n
friend who tell INTO Mount Vcsnvinns. "hScr
,ed. Poor fellow, he died Of taking too much
pi the Crater.'
How MANY genders are there: asked a school
Three. sir. promptly replied lie little blue
YES.
What arc they called!
Masculine. feminine and neuier.
Pray give me an exlmp'e of each, said, the
Why, YOU are masculine. because YOU ale
4 man. | an feminine. because ! am 4 girl.
Very well-proceed.
don't know. said the little girl. INT I rick
n Mr.. Jenkins is neufer, as he's an Old Bach
,lor?
Please put the following recipe IN your
for the benefit of your female readers.
lave seen it tried several times since the
asst snow fell and know it to be 50, VIZ:
rwo table spoons full of snow is equal to one
,gr in most of the culinary uses of eggs.
;uch rs making FILTERS and MANY other uses
n which eggs have been thought indispen-
,ibIe. Put The SLOW in and bea: it up just
IS though it were eggs. Let none condemn
without n fair trial.
Substitute for eggs, 2 table spoons full
If snow for one egg. and so on; mix il in and
,eat it well exactly as though it were
.ggs."