The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-08-17
MOMat's Life Pills and Phoenix
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igin of MofIats Life Medicines was the result OF
pro.racted and painful illness of their originator,
Mr. John Moflai. When taken III, Mr. M. was
prosperous and Hourishng Merchant IN the lower
part of the city, and having consulted and employ
ed number of our slSillful physicians, ne, nj
ter moths Of suffering, was prevailed upon To pur-
chase the receipt Of The invaluable vegetable prepa'
ration now offered 10 the public
The effect Of the Life Medicine in his own case
was so singular and remarkable, that he immediate
ly determined to offer TO the world a medicine 10
which no not only owed his iiie but ms happiness:
The uniform success which has since attended
their administration in every instance, where fair
trial has been given them, has been nttested Dy
thousands, and incontcstbly proves thor intrinsic
merit. u,
"A well regulated and proporionaie quantity of
bile upon the stomach is always requisite Tor the
promotion sound health--lt stimulates dlgeshoh,
and keeps the intestinal canal Tree from all obstruc
tions On the interior surface of tho liver is pes
cuiar bladder in which the bile is first preserved,
being formed by the liver from the blood. Thence
it passes into the stomach and intesnes, and regu
lates the indigestion. Jhus we see when mere is
a deficiency OF bile the body is constantly cosive-
On the other hand, an overabundance ofbiie caus-
es frequent nausea in the stomach, and often pro
notes very severe attacks OF disease, which some
times end in death.
ordered stomach; also scrofulus disorders,
and all sympathetic functional, organic, or iebre
diseases. From the same cause, the natural aud
system is i'm paired and reduced below its natural
standard; exhibited by palpitations, languih
pulse torpors ofthe limbs, syncope, and even deatd
ITSELF in consequence of an overabundance OF Pc
culiar offensive substance to the digestive organs
The Life Medicines should alwaysbe taken in
the early stages of bilious complaints; and If perse
vered in strictly according 10 the directions, will
positively effect cure.
Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than the best preparations OF Sarsa-
pa ria, and are certain remedy for the rushing
of blood toMe head, or aiotent headaches, TIC dou-
teureur, sc. All persons who arc predsposed TO
apoplery palsy &c, should never be without the
Life Pills or the Btters, for dose in time will
safe life. They equaize the circu lation OF the
blood draw all pressure from the head restore per-
spraton and throw off every impurIty by the pores
of the skin.
TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT &
RHEU MATISM.--M Life Medicines have
performed the most extraordinary cures Of Govt,
Rheumatism, and chronic complaints of all kinds,
when used with perseverance, They should how
ever, be taken strictly according to the directions
The Phoenix Bitters ars so called, because they
possess the power of restoring the expiring embers
of health. to a glowing vigor through the constitu-
ton as the Phoenix IS said 10 be restored TO life
from the ashes of its own dissolution The PhDnix
Bitters are entirely vegetable, composed of roots
found only in certain parts of the western country,
which will infaIlibly cure FEVERS AND AGUES
of all kinds, will fail to eradicate entirely all
the effects of mercury, infinitely sooner than the
most powerful preparations of sRrsaparilla, and will
Immediately cure the determination of blood to the
head; never fail in the sickness incident to young
females; and will be found certain remedy in all
of nervous debility and weakness of the most
impaired constitutions. AS remedy for Chronic
and Iafamatory Rheumatism, the efficiency of the
Phoenix Bitters will be demonstrated by the use of
single bottle.
Unlike the host of pernicons quackeries, which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the Life Pills are
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, free from Mercu
nv Antim mineral.
any form whatever. They are entirely composed
of extracts from and powerful plants, the VIZ
tues of which, though long known to several In
dian tribes, and recently TO some eminent phar'
maceutical chemists, altogether unknown to
the ignorant pretenders to medical science; and
were mover before administered in so happily eff
cacious a combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudities constantly settling around them; and
70 remove the hardened mces which collect in the
of the small intestines. Other med-
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind as to produce habtua cos
iveness, with all It's train of evils, or sudden diarr
hea, with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known to all regular anatomists, who examine the
human bowels after DEATH and hence the pejudice
of these well informed men against the quack med
icnes of the age. The second effect of the VEG.
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver and
the lungs, the heathf action of which entirely de
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary or.
gans. E grti 3t
The following among the distressing variety
of human diseases, to which the Vegetable Life
Pills are well known to be infalible and perfect
remedy:
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomach, and creating a flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd kind;-
FlatuIency, Palpitauon of the Heart, Loss of Appe
tite,, Heartburn and Headache, RestIessness, NJ
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms of Dispepsiawill vanish,
as natural consequence ofits cure Costumes, by
cleansing the whole length Of the ntestines with
solvent process, and without violence: all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within two days
Diarrh@a and Cholera, by removing the sharp ac
rid by which these complaints are occasioned, and
by promoting tho luhricatve secretions Of the mu-
cous membrane. Fevers of all kinds, by restoring
the blood TO regular circulation through the pro,
cess OF perspraon in some cases. ard the thorough
solution of all intestinal distractions in DINERS. The
Life Medicines have been known to cure Rheuma
tsm permanently in three weeks, and Gout In half
that time, by removing local inflammation from the
muscles and ligaments of the joints Dropsies of
all kinds by freeing and Strengthening the kidneys
and bladder; they operate most delightfully."- on
those important organs, and hence have ever been
found certain remedy for the worst cases Of grav
ell. Also Worms, by disodging from tho turnlngs
OF the bowels OF the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere; Asthma and Consumption, by re