The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-09-21
MOMal's Life Pills and NJ.
ERi&GeRS. "Hl

pro.racted and painful Illness of tbai e result
Mr. John Moffat. When taken in. M MW['siRaa
prosperous and fourishing Merchant in w. w. va.
part of the city, and having consulted AMI "e lowell
ed number of our most skiIlful phvsic;'u employ
ter moths of suffering, was prevailed ur"a he
chase the receipt ofthe Invaluable yeOa,ah,@ pN
ration now offered TO the public eN""e Reh
The effect of the Life Medicine in hi,
was so singular and remarkable, that bo ; own cas
ly determined to offer to the world m0 'uInnnedaa
which he not only owed his life, but hi. 'ISucIae ii
The uniform success which has sinoo opplneal
their administration in every instance yYh ATTENDED
trial has been given them, has been o,,s' hl
thousands, and incontestiby proves their ;"'s
merit. "uQAI
BILIOUS COMPLAINTS, & THE c,,. Il
IA well regulated and propor,ionate ouo UaVa
bile upon the stomach is always reuuisiita nUg dZ
promotion of sound health--it stimulates A.. w Do
and keeps the intestinal canal free from oIIg WI,
tons. On the interior surface of the liveri'%
cuiar bladder in which the bile is first n,s,
] being formed by the liver from the blood nv IN
il passes into the stomach and intes,ines ana i"s"
| lates the indigestion. Thus we see when ,G,'
deficiency of bile, the body is constantly "o'
On the other hand, an overabundance ofI;I S''uNH
es frequent nausea in the stomach, and o,on "S
notes very severe attacks of disease, which 81
times end in death.
! Fevers are always preceded by symptoms NJ =,
! ordered stomach; as are also scrofulus dion,I
and all sympathetic, functional, organic, Or St'
diseases. From the same cause, the natural
healthy action Of the heart, and the whole va..a
system IS impaired and reduced below lie r,%
standard; rs exhibited by palpitalions, l a",s
pulse, torpors oftho limbs, syncope and even 49,
| itself, in consequence of an overabundance or,
cular offensive substance to the digestive or,a,
The Life Medicines should always be ,oksso
the early stages ofbillous complaints and if,
vered in strictly according 10 the directions, III
| L., III, o,t.n
MERCURY IN THE SYSTEM.-Tba ra
Medicines will get all mercury out of the cvsn
infinitely faster than the best preparations Of Ssm
pa rilIa, and are n certain remedy for the rpLS1
of bio0d TO The hrad or aioIent hcudaches. Il, In
ieureuz, &c. All persons who are predisposed
apople1y, palsy &c, should never be wilhou, M
Life Pills or the Bitters for one dose in fine wS
safe life. They equalize the circulation of M
blood, draw all pressure from the head restore no
spira,on and throw off every impurily by the poI
| Of the skin.
! TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT d
RHEU MATISM. -Mofiats Lille Medicines had
performed the most extraordinary cures Of CoN
! rheumatism, and chronic complaints of aft kindj
| when used with perseverance. They should hov
ever, be taken strictly according to the directions
| The Phoenix Bitters ars so called, because the,
possess the power of restoring the expiring ember
| of health to n glowing vigor through the consim
| ton, as the Phoenix IS said to be restored 10 I'D
| from the ashes OF its own dissolution. The PhpnI
| Bitters are entirely vegetable composed of rood
found only in certain parts Of the western counlE
which will infalibly cure FEVERS AND AGUE}
of all kinds, will never fail 10 eradicate enrekai
! the effects Of mercury infinitely sooner than lid
most powerful preparations OF s6rsaparla, and will
immediately cure the determination Of blood o6a
head; never fail in the sickntss incident to yOms
females; and will be found certain remedy in al
cases of nervous debility and weakness ofthe mGI
i1,, irf a AZ mpdv (nr II1BJ
and Infomatory Rheumatism, the efficiency OF MF
Phnnix Biters will be demonstrated 10y The use VI
single bottle.
Unlike the host Of pernicious quackerles, wNR|
boast of vegetable ingredients, the Lite rms n
purely and SOLELY vEGETABLE, free from Me-
ry, Anthony, Arsenic, any other mner
any form whatever. They are entirely COM
of extracts from rare and powerful plants, Ihe n
tues of which, though long known seven
dian tribes, and recently TO some eminent u
maceutical chemists, are altogether unknOM
the ignorant pretepders to medical science
were never before adm mustered In so happily Il
cacious a combinautu.
Their first operation is to loosen from the n
of the stomach and bowels, the various impra
and crudiUes constantly settling around them;
to remove the hardened teces which collect in \
| commissions of the small intestines. Other md
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave N
collected masses behind as 20 produce habituan1
tiveness. with all Its train of evils, sudden dgl
| hma, with its imminent dangers. This fact BH
known 10 all regular anatomists who examine Il
human bowels after death: and hence the pejia)
of these we'll Informed men against the quaCkasI
/ icines of the age. The second effect of the 'LbI
! ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kdDN
| and the bladder, and by this means the liver ab
| the lungs, the healthfni action of which entirely
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary n
gans.
The following are among the distressing wand (
of human diseases, to which the Vegetable {
Pills are well known TO be nfalibe and peTS A
remedy:
! DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
and second stomach, and creating flow Of
healthy bile, instead ofthe stale and arrld ElIq-
Flatulency, Palpiation of The Heart, Loss OF AK
tite,, Hearth burn and Headache, Rescssness
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, was
arc the general symptoms of Dispepsa,wl ''uJ
as natural consequence of its cure. CoS'V0esEF. 5
cleansing the whole length of the intesneS H a,1
solvent process, and without violence: all '% @'
purges leave the bowels coslive within Two s
| DiarrhGa and Cholera, by removing the sOP Al
rid by which these complaints are occasloDss' nr
by promoting the lnbricative secretions d~ .'orua
cous membrane. Fevers of all kinds,N 10" n,c
the blood to regular circulation through WV sUm5
cess OF perspration in some cases, ard '"o v" rib n
solution of all Intestinal distractions IN ar
Life Medicines have been known to cure i,|r ~ hi
! tisfn permanently in three weeks, and uO w..
that time, by removing local inflammation "v%
muscles and ligaments ofthe JOINTS NV w E;dsa Il
all kinds, by freeing and Strengthening ' n'%I VI
and bladder; they operate most deis" aro, b@
those important organs, and hence nave rave If
found certain remedy for the WORST o "I tnmIas
ell. Also Worms, by dslodeing from . ,%G lbs
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