Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1841-04-14

are daily efecting some Of the most astonishing
and suonderful cures that hare eUer been knoOn,
the town and country are filled NTH their praise,
the Palace and POOr-hOuSe alike echo NTH their cir
tues an all climates and under all temperatures
hey StW retain their ,vondertul rutueS
PETERS VEGETABLE PILLS.
Breathes there the man who may not be occa-
sasionally benefited by the use of Peters Pills
No, assuredly not for the human frame, like any
other structure, will fall into confusion and ruin,
if neglected; but, by the aid of medicine Judi
ciously applied it is enabled to preserve heal
thy and even tone; and it is the firt of we-tested
public opinion that Dr. Peters pills are the me-
dicine of medicines in the prevention or cure of
the general diseases which the human tenement
is Incidental to.
Do men in robust health require medicines Ger
tainly, for the very excess of health begets GER
tain diseases unless duly regulated. If the blood
is suffered to run riot without correcting laxatiyes
costvenesS, megrin, biles scurvy spleen, pimples,
furred tongue, offensive BREATH are the nevita-
BILE consequences for exuberance of health, like
over-rch soil, becomes rank, and prone to the pro-
duction of weeds, if care is not taken to have it
judiciously moderated.
But healthy men have an antipathy to the very
name of medicine And no wonder for nineteen
twentieths of all the medicines in the world COM
mence operations by making the people very sick,
whom it was intended they should make very well;
and thus in most cases the cure is considered rather
worse than the disease But DR.. Peters Pills is
the celebrated and particular exception to this al
most universal rule. In them there is no grippe,
no nausea, no sickness of any kind; nay, they are
absolutely very pleasant to the taste, and rest as
quietly on the stomach so many confits of green
peas, even when their operations are as sudden and
effective, as if they were as disagreeabe and as
sickening as an old fashioned boluS Thus the
man who uses Peters Pills, and where is the
man that does not use them expels headaches,
feyers blue devils, botches, pimples, &c. &c. and
makes his blood course as limpid and as gently
through his veins as a mountain rivulet, without
having put himself to any more inconvenience III
taking the medicine than he would have done in
swallowing SO many black currants
Should ladies take DR.. Peters Pills? Doubt
lessly they should, for they not only assure them
of health, complacency of spirits, and every bod
lily comfort, but through thei- miraculous agency
in the publication of the blood, speedily remove
every thing pertaining to harshness, pimples, or
casual scurvy, from the flesh, animates the eve,
and gives an elasticity and yigor to the limbs,
and the general carriage; and hence, when you
see lady with a cheek OF velvet softness, pure
lily and carnaton complexion, and an easy & grace
ful bearing the general inference to be drawn is,
in the choice of her medicine and the especial
one, that she is patron of Peters Pills
Leaving health out of the question, should poets,
novelists, editors, machinists, and men of genius
and science in general, patronise Peters Pills
Unquestionably, for the vigor which they impart
to the frame, exercises most wholesome infu-
ence upon the intellect and the writer of this
feels justified in saying, that any person about to
carry out an idea, whether of composition or in
how lr,ci1 rf
his subject and think better and more to the point
on it, after he has vvifed his system by dose of
from one to four of Peters pills Persons in bu-
sness, merchants, store keepers, clerks, specula-
tors, &c. will derive great advantage from them
on the same principle; for if the mind is not buoy
ant no man can attend to the usual pursuits of
life with due perspicuity, judgment, and pleasure
and there is nothing III the world, at least that has
been ever discovered, so efficient in frightening
the faculties, and freeing them from participating
in the languor, decay, and imperfectblty Of their
mortal abode as DIR. Peters pills.
To what may be attributed these singular and
wonderful effects Why, to their mysterious and
inevitable action upon the chyle, and that particu-
lar region Of the system whence the living fluid is
generated; for thus they do not only purify the
blood but create pure blood, the issue of which is
healthy veins, arteries, and other functions unob-
scured vision, firm and pulpy flesh, smooth and
clear skln and the consequent 5uoyancy OF heart,
feeling, and action. In short, whether we take
them as matter of health business, feeling, or
personal appearance, there is none of us should
leave our houses without regular supply Of Pc
ters' Pills.
More than six millions of boxes of these cele-
brated pills have been sold in the United States,
Canada's, Texas, Mexico, and the West Indies,
since January 1885. The certificates that have
been presented to the proprietor, exceed 10000,
upwards of 500 Of which are from regular prac-
tising physicians-who are the most competent
judges Of their merits.