The Charlotte journal. [volume] (Charlotte, N.C.) 1835-1851, 1841-09-02
@ That's right friend of the Compiler,


to his face. Charlotte az, O. Journal.
And what right have you to suppose we
are "a tallow faced old bachelor - you
hltle th!ek-Iipped, red-headed ex-pill ma
keri We are neither an old bachelor or .
a married individual, but you have excited
our curiosity, and to crafty it we vii! take .
the liberty Of propounding to you a ilt:!e.
Are you not iii appearance and habit sini-
lar 90 the " fat boy" in Pickwick a.! Are
you the pedagogue who flourlshed SO en- .
tensiyely a few years back in teaching
" the young idea how to 90 cunning;
near Lousy level, alias " Alley-town,"
lredell CO., n. G.. Wasn't you once a
" steam doctor, on the Thompsouian sys-
ten,,' and didn't you "make some Of the
aitktiflaeSt cures in natur," while engaged
in that respectable calling We only AS,
for information. And are ycu the man that
ero'e tie poetry about the quilt Did you
indite the following verses If you did,
send us your paper as regularly as conyc-
nient and we will endeayor 70 give you
partial equiyalent.--liisSiSsipp Creole.
Halo out there, Mr.. Creole, the sultry
climate has made you lutte chocric.-a-
Keep cool, and we will attempt to CRAFTY
the curiosity, which it seems We have eX-
cited. Little did we think that we should
Gall into such hands, when we spoke 10 the
Compiler; but dePrccating your vengeance
we proceed: Now, what in the name Of
/" the iHimitable Macassar oil ever iaduc-
ed YOU to call US g little red heddcd Tuck
lpod ex.pill maker ;" Why, going man,
Our head is as black as that niger IN
Mississippi, whose master had to light Il
candle to see him in broad day light We
however, have about here, some Of the
tao,eiHg one9, whose heads are nearly red
and hot enough to ignite the tobacco in
/ your pipe; SO cast no slurs upon the red
headed tribe or You may feel the conse
quences-they are like powder, ready to
explode in moment.
Relative 10 the fat boy " in Pickwick.
we have but few pretensons to rcscm-
4 bahGt' :: nome We presume world nistake
our form for that Of this youth so famous
for eating aud sleeping. But there is a
fIt man in this place, whose habits are
! Identical; and if he and the fat boy were
together, sou could not tell "tother from
which
In our youth we made an attempt to
flourish extensively "near Aley-town " in
teaching the "young idea how TO shoot,
but the cunning part was performed by
a certain red headed pettliogging kind OF
biped, raised thereabouts, who made sun
dry legal hourishes somewhere out il
" your parts" much to the astonishnen
Of Judge and Jury, and to the utter con
sternation of his unfortunate clients
The all-killinest cures in natur" We
made upon the old and "reglar plan.--
How you should imagine that we possess
ed any affinity Cor steam, or steam Doctors
we are unable to divine but word il
Your car Mr.. Creole If you wish to bC
popular with the locos out here, say moth
ing against q STEAM DoCToR Why, sir
they have sent thorough bred double dis
, tiled Thompsonan.lobcla giving Doctor
time after time, TO the Legislature upol
the bare merits of No. ouch Lord
keep our bodies polite, as well as bodio
corporal, from such Doctors say you, AM
so say we.
In regard to the "poctry " we "acllnoNl
: edge the corn" and if Apollo will sto
t his prosecution against US for an attempt
4, ed violation of the MUSES. we win ask foI
: givcncss for our juvenile crime and sin n
n more, Give us your Vs.
t Tell your red headed correspondents, tho
+ children should not handle edge tools. d
t you take
EXTENSIVE BANK ROBBERY.
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