The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-08-03
MOGat's Life Pills and Phoenix
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rsoder NAV NOT perhaps be aware that the or
ign of Moffats Life Medicines was the result y,
pro.racted and painful illness Of tnen "Is.a.o'
Mr. Jobn sNofat When taken III, Mr. NJ. was
prosperous and fouIishing Merchant IN me rover
part Of the city, and having consulted ana employ
ed number of our most skiful physicians, ne, al
far moths Of suffering, prevailed upon to pur'
chase the receipt of The invaluable vegetable prepa
ration now offered TO the pnoc'
'NSrha effect of the Life Medicine in his own case
was singular and remarkable, mat ne lmnediate
which he not only owed his life, but his happiness.
The uniform success which has since attended
their administration in every instance, where fair
trial has been given them, has been attested by
thousands and inconteslibly proves their intrinsic
merit.
A well regulated and proportionate quantity OF
bile upon the stomach is always requisite TOR the
promotion Of Sound healh-it stimulates digestion,
and keeps the intestinal canal free from all obsruc
TONS On the interior surface of the liver is pes
culiar bladder in which the bile is first preserved
being formed by the liver from the blood Thence
il passes into the stomach and ntesiines, and regu
Iaes the indigestion. Thus we see when there IS
deficiency Of bile, the body is constantly costive
On the other hand, an overabundance of bile caus-
es frequent nausea in the stomach, and often pro-
notes very severe attacks of disease, which some
| times end in death. 40. tt1.Hha ltft .
| Fevers are always preceded by symptoms OF dis
ordered stomach; also scrofuius disorders,
and all mpathetic, functional, organic, or iebriie
diseases. From the same cause, the natural aud
healthy action of the heart, and the whole vascular
| system IS impaired and reduced below it's natural
| standard; as exhibited by papitatons, languh
pulse torpors ofthe limbs, syncope and even dead
ITSELF in consequence of an overabundance OF Pc
| cular offensive substance to the digestive organs.
The Life Medicines should always be taken in
the early stages of bilious complaints; and II perse
vered 10 strictly according 10 the directions, will
positively effect cure
I Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than the best preparations OF Sarsa
pa rila, and are certain remedy for the rushing
of blood to The head or aioient headaches, TIC dou-
| ieureur, &c. All persons who predsposed to
apopLery, palsy &c, should never be without the
Life Pills or the Biters, for dose in time will
safe life. They equaIize the circulation of the
blood draw all pressure from the head, restore per-
spratIon and throw off every impury by the pores
| of the skin. y.
TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT IL
lRHEUMATISM.-Mohfa ts Lille Medicines have
performed the most extraordinary cures of Gout,
Rheumatism, and chrome complaints of all kinds,
when used with perseverance. They should how
ever be taken strictly according the directions.
The Phoenix Bitteis called, because they
possess the power Of restoring the expiring emhers
of health, TO glowing vigor through the constitu-
ton, the Phoenix is said to be restored to life
from the ashes of its own dissolution. The Phoenix
Bitters are entirely vegetable, composed of roots
found only in certain parts of the western country
which will nfailibly cure FEVERS AND AGUES
of all kinds, will never fail TO eradicate entirely all
the effects of mercury, infinitely than the
most powerful preparations OF sarsapara, and will
Immediately cure the determination of blood to the
head; never fail in the sickness incident to young
females; and will be found certain remedy in all
cases of debility and weakness Of the most
impaired constitutions Al remedy for Chronic
and IntIaaaatory Rheumatism, the efficiency of the
Phoenix Biters will be demonstrated by the use OF
a single bottle
i Unlike the host of pernicous quackeres, which
boast of vegetable Ingredients, the Life Pills are
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, free from Mercu
ry, Anthony, Arsenic, or any other mineral, in
Lev
of extracts from rare and powerful plants, the
tues Of which, though long known to several In
dian tribes, and recently to some eminent phar.
maceutical chemists, are altogether unknown to
the ignorant pretenders to medical science; and
were mover before administered in so happily eff
cacious a combination. .i -Ie
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudities constantly settling around them; and
to remove the hardened faces which collect in the
commissions of the small intesnes. Other medi-
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind to produce habtuaI
Itiveness, with all Its train of evils, sudden darr
hea, with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known TO all regular ANTAGONISTS, who examine the
human bowels after death: and hence the pejudce
of these well informed men against the quack med
icnes of the age The second effect Of the VEG
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys
and the bladder and by this means, the liver and
the lungs the healthnl action of which entirely de
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary or.
r gans. 5tats-- ,t
The following are among the distressing variety
OF human diseases, to which the Vegetable Life
Pills we'll known to be infalible and perfect
remedy: sial iaps noln
, DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomach, and creating flow Of pure
healthy bile, instead ofthe stale and acrid kind
Flatulency, PalpitatIon of the Heart Loss of Appe
} tite,, Heart burn and Headache, Resessness Ill
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, which
are The general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, will vanish
natural consequence of its Costumes, by
cleansing the whole length of the nestines with
solvent process, and without violence all violen
purges leave the bowels costive within two days
Diarrhna and Cholera, by removing the sharp &C
rid by which these complaints occasioned, anc
by promoting the lubricative secretons of ihe mu
cous membrane. Fevers OF all kinds, by restoring
the blood to regular circulation through the pro-
cess OF perspiration IN some casesand the thorough
solution of all intestinal distractions in TIL,
9 Life Medicines have been known to cure Rheuma
b tism permanently in three weeks, and Gout IN hal
that time, by removing local inflammation from thu