The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-08-10
MOffat's Life Pills and pb0.,,
W.o BitGepS.

proracted and painful illness of their os Of
Mr. John Moffat. When taken i'll, Mr. M s,nalOr,
prosperous and hourishing Merchant in H. was
part of the city, and having consulted ana lover
ed number of our most skillful physician 'aPloy
ter moths OF suffering, was prevailed upon ne, f
chase the receipt of the Invaluable vegeahle pur'
ration now, offered to the public N'e pfep&
| The effect of the Life Medicine in hi.
was singular and remarkable that bo wv; Omn case
ly determined TO offer to the world modIn,edIate
which he not only owed his life, but his bann;N to
The uniform success which has since p,,n"
their administration in every instance a''ohoed
trial has been given them, has been o,,Sa.s 'at
thousands, and incontesibly proves their n,ri,t
merit. """sc
BILIOUS COMPLAINTS, g. THE cAu,.
"A well regulated and proporlionae quant,y :,
bile upon the stomach is always requisite o,v u
promotion ofsound health--it stimulates dn o' Tue
and keeps the intestinal canal free from ali OA
tons. On the interior surface of the liver i; 'o"uc
culiar bladder, in which the bile is first nrosoP S
being formed by the liver from the blood TboOs'
! it passes into the stomach and intestpes and ~
lates the Indigestion. Thus we see when Ing ICY
deficiency of bile, the body is constantly coa';u
On the other hand, an overabundance of biIe oa
es frequent nausea in the stomach and ofion 'auS
notes very severe attacks OF disease, which soma
times end in DEATH ''"e
! Fevers are always preceded by symptoms NJ !,
ordered stomach; are also scrofiilus diso,Jou.S
and all sympathetic, functional, organic. or GS's,
diseases. From the same cause , the natural aug
vona.
system 10 impaired and reduced below i,s r,%E
standard; as exhibited by pa lpitations. lonUn;
pulse, torpors ofthe limbs syncope and even Ss,a
itself, in consequence of an overabundance ola nv"
culiar offensive substance to the digestive orcnnT
The Life Medicines should always be taken il
the early stages of bilious complaints; and rns,'a
vered in strictly according to the directions waI
| positively effect cure.
MERCURY IN THE sYsTEM.-The lila
Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
tK,frsa Iar fonanK yI0h
pa rilla, and are certain remedy for the rnsIny
of blood to the head, or aiotent hcadaches he dcr
teureur, &c. All persons who are predisposed ,o
apoPlery, palsy &c, should never be without the
Life Pills or the Bitters, for one dose in time will
safe life. They equalize the circulation of tb0
blood, draw all pressure from the head restore ppr
spiralon,an throw off every impurity by the pore,
of The skin.
TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT 4
HEUMATISM. M offat's Life Medicines have
performed the most extraordinary cures of Gou
Rheumatism, and chrome complaints of all kinds
when used with perseverance. They should how
ever, be taken strictly according to the directions
The Phoenix Biters so called, because they
possess the power of restoring the expiring enbers
of health, to glowing vigor through the cONsilu.
ton, as the Phoenix is said to be restored to life
from the ashes of its own dissolution. The PhUnm
Biters are entirely vegetable, composed of roofs
found only in certain parts of the western country,
which will infallibly cure FEVERS AND AGUES
the effects of mercury, infinitely sooner than the
most powerful preparations OF sarsaparla, and will
Immediately cure the determination Of blood to the !
head; never fail in the sickness incident 10 young
females; and will be found certain remedy in all
cases of nervous debility and weakness ofthc most
impaired constitutions. A u remedy Tor Chronic
and IafamGtory Rheun,atism, the efficiency Of the
Phoenix Bitters will be demonstrated by the use Of
single bottle.
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeres, which \
boast OF vegetable ingredients, the Life Pills m 3
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, free from hem
ry, Antmony, Arsenic, or any other mineral AZ
any form whatever. They are entirely compOy
of extracts from and powerful plants the W
tues Of which, though long known to several hW
dian tribes, and recently TO some eminent phN
maceutcal chemists, are altogether unknown
the ignorant pre,enders to medical science; ah
were never before administered in so happily eh 4
cacious a combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coat n
of the stomach and bowels the various impuilM =
and crudiGes constantly settling around them; aH
to remove the hardened faces which collect in @ IS
commissions of the small intestnes. Other med f
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave sud &
collected masses behind as to produce habitual Coz
tiveness, with all Its train OF evils, or sudden dlar
hDa, with its imminent dangers. This fact is wei
known TO all regular anatomsts, who examine the
human bowels after DEATH and hence the peudlH
of these well informed men against the quack med
icines of the age. The second effect of the Veg
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kidnei
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver dM
the lungs, the heallhful action of which enireyH
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary
gans.
The following among the distressing ware!
OF human diseases, to which the Vegetable Lie
Pills are well known TO be nfalibe and perh"
remedy: ut' utt
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing The dS
and second stomach, and cieatng flow Of Pa"
healthy bile, instead ofthe stale and acrid kind
Flatulency, PalpitatIon Of. the Heart, Loss ofAHs
tite, Heart burn and Headache, RestIessness, lt
temper, Anxiety, Languor and melancholy, whE'
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia will vansn'
as "a natural consequence of its cure. Coshvness,"
cleansing the whole length of the intestines WA
solvent process, and without vioence; all SMl WOVEN
purges leave the bowels costive within two oaI'
DiarrhGa and Cholera, by removing the sharp ~
rid by which these complaints are occasonea,
by promoting the lubricative secretions oil Inc ~
cous membrane. Fevers of all kinds, by RESUME
the blood TO regular circulation through the pI 8
cess Of perspiration in sand the tnOg Ta
solution of all intestinal distractions in others, , n
Life Medicines have been known to cure hno . half
tism permanently in three weeks, and GoHs !" IL h.
that time, by removing local inflammation lrO "'s d
muscles and ligaments Of the joints. DroP E;inr,
all kinds, by freeing and Strengthening inc EMU AT
and bladder; they operate most dei!gh'lu,b sa
those important organs, and hence have e' sr snr
found certain remedy for the worst cases ,sas
ell. Also Worms, by dslodging from inc ne !. laI ha
OF the bowels Of the Shiny matter to WHICH aon Mr