Bloomington herald. [volume] (Bloomington, I. T. [Iowa]) 1840-1849, 1841-02-26

and lookt fur awl tn wurd iik heed bin kaut Robin
hen ruste. Hee Civ the Teller that set mkt him a
bunch and then lukt at NEE agin, with kind of SOL
umkolly grin that shode hee was disappointed offs
seaker-he had GRIND SO mulch that his tethe wur
awl sunburt az broum ginser-kake. Jist then
z awl, rawbowned Teller got up and streatched him.
self-thinks /, yu LUX tn mulch lk munkiz and fly
up-the-kreekes to be demokrats, SO jist nodded at
UNI, and thay NODDED tn. Wun wv UNI towld NEE tn
talk sete on the barril but tow ID him Ide ruther
taak the grownd soc doun set and leande back agin
a bush. They axt me how lawng Ide bin up hear
and ted um since Knowvember; then they RACED
CRATE ha-harr Nv laf and tn munky -looken fellerz
mowth stuck owt abowt a fecte when hee draud his,
lips frum afour UNI. 1t Made NEE madd to hear UNI
laff soc at mi missfaurtunez, SO towJ um how the
raskilly wings dun to karry the eastern Stats, byln
up lopher and maxim um voat heap Nv TIME and
how sum sworc lie, how they awl got drunk on sy-
der and SOW foarth, which cllekted Gineral Harry
son. then axt um WHARF they ware frum, and what
broat them up hear. Wun winkt at a shawrt. hev-
Wy set Teller and SEE majcr tell i'm, majer SCI hawk
dyu, and up jupt tn munky lookcn Teller and towd
how hard heed wurkt fur tn wings, and how heed
bin parsekuted and parsekued, and sanderd by tn
demokras, and the paipers in parker awl over lava
and how the dutch voted agn him. axed him if
ee was Gnral Harry son, hee sed no, Hanyson wuz
Prezadent, but hce tryde tn bee Alderman of Bur-
lingtun and they woodcnt let i'm. axed him who
parsckuted i'm most, and he sed the papers, and
axed him who printed the papers and he sed Mawr-
gan, and axed him if hcc printed awl, and he sed
no. that WI printed the Bewmnton Herrild. in
kwiered abowt yu, teilin him az how yu and l wuz
wunst ovid play mats, and sed reknd yu diddent
parsekute him, and hec sed yu did, and kept tell
in heep O hard stowryz how yu'd takt in tn PAL
PERI abowt him and tn niggers bcin ovid crowniz,
G. SOW 18th. Then lated rite owt, and towld him
spekted he wuz an Abushin whig, and that they
sent i'm up hear kaze they diddent wawnt SIGH ellez
in lava, and he sed he wuzzent but that the dutch
jist kun ovur frum Jarmunny and wlddent let i'm
litte teller that tn majer kawled Sye got up and
sed they wuzzent Abulishun whigs-they ware DEM
okratc wings of the rale Jephcrsowniun die. This
tikkled me moar littel and burst ogyt latin
asn. He sed incident laff fur it wuz fakt and
KEEP on tellin how they wuz the Tippakanuu Klubb
that elcktud Gineral Harryson, and how they wuz-
cent Abushunsts kaze the majer wuz frum Mizzu-
ry WHARF tharcz lots Nv niggerz. SEE | yes, moar
niggerz than wings, fur awl the wings of Mixzury
are kampt away up t tn mowth Nv stinken kreek.
.l.f t., A. 1rouo 49,
demokras let fore stay to help oversee the toun
and dig up the slumps and phil up the gulz in tn
stretes
But Incident tell yu all abowt them now, as |
ownly kummcnst tn tell yu how lernt yu wuz in
Blewmintun. Inc glad to here yure hepin tn drive
thu wings frum lava if they anvil liik tn ncste Nv
'em hear from Buriutun, amung 'em thare ar
hyeniz, snappin-tnrklcz, munkH and CRATE lawng
fyup-thc-kreekes, awl craws and snarly as yu
er seed feerz, accept the MAZE and too three nth
err, WHO'D seam tn be ashland ov tn kumpiny thyre
in-they kepe in toerrbel sperrits.
Az I've got littel moar paper lie jis tell WI how
tn demokrats gtiu alawng, and what kind Nv a
kountry wee ar in. Ever since Knowvember wee
have bin enkampt hear in crate numberz indede tn
grows ar awl krowded with kamps and tn smoak
NV owr irz sow darken tn hevvins that tn sun kant
shine doun upon US till amoas nune, for az we don't
intend tn sty hear lawng, wee haint bit know how
zez nor nuthin, and az fur goin intu tn kabnz tn
wings have lepht, it wuddcnt du know how. They
hav bin two aizy tn bid good wunz, or tn kepc tn
bad wunz keen. Wee shant plant no krops mkt
sczin, bekase it amt wurth WHILE fur tn wings will
hav tn hull kountry tn themsevs befoar sune, and
t'wood rekwire tn mulch wurk tn put tn land in
good stait Nv kutivashun. The land IL pore and
yaller tn fensz ar awl doun the koners erode up in
sprouts. 1t IL an orful kountry tu live ill., sow wee
shant stay much lawngcr.
Wee amuze owrselvs hi shutting koons and uther
gain, and okkazionally go up tn Stinken kreek to
annoy tn Burlington wings. Wee mak spoart Nv
the munky, and sum Nv tn wings luv tn sea it
he whinz and komplainz so mulch they don't luv tn
here him ope hiz mowth abowt hiz woe.
Az wee KUN up wee met tn wings, in CRATE num-
berz goin doun in kanuze. They ware kwarln and
itcn abowt the offisez Gineral Harryson and Klay
liphe to kepe before the swarm. Klay and Web |
ster ware kwarreng to see which the ovid Gineral
wood talk sides with, SO they could git thare pertk
Ter fendz appnted tn tn phat ofisez. Tn ovid |
Gineral wuz ryin to rekonse 'em without kommittin
himselph but beve Klay wuz tn phavorit, az hee |
let him steer and KEEP hollern at Websr to TO- even
when hee waz "a moast broke doun, and Clay wuz- |
zent bit tired, it wuzzent know trubbe to steer
fur Klay pade know attcnshun to tn channel, and