New-York tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1841-1842, 1841-12-25
Mp. Wanted at III, abo;c Place . 10 dczau Of Z
81 BRITISH OF. dis
PI-NTO AND VIE DISEASES.

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Oln Psuro lately CARD his elan
Oisgeats rouad him 10 "A mar.
TO Know 81 once the reason why
Tie Yankees t,hc eo long u jit,
Qsoth he, hlus thee WAS uHe
Tire, sii cemc pOstlgc ~ thrir pr e,
bur new thiuk the villains Try
N.lh Old Mcthuselnh ~ We
Since al tsry DO = tuae WIN p ci,
But dying fast 10 scrv1 cur need,
For III trrir land 0fm ,Cuns cunning.
81 pushing, crushing, diving cunning.
Upon ms Consistency Nv orld seem,
An ,h,i IS Lut dyinl NJ by steam
so Gow tE.y badly rccomprn>e Us,
For Dahing ont tbs yearly CELSIUS.
Thus have called you u row,
The reason q tins fact to show,
That we my plan some method clever,
To conx them here as last as ever,
And help our irlends Ia cut shine,
Who make rrcarcoals oil bits OF pine
Sir Fever you begia the stsry,
That rcbs ,rur names OF half their glory.
My iege own with many sigh,
can't persuade the roeuos 10 die,
lbake, and rlasl, and Try, aud stew them
pour hot lava through aud through them,
Aud OF their heads with eager pains
Hot ovens mnhe to burn III IT brains
But all III vain, Tor u, ! tnlnk
To give ln'e MS final pink,
I he VILLAIN lfcwns a cum defiance.
Ard swallows with profound reliance,
A dose of things called Peters Pills,
WIich nil my bubblng lava chills,
And instant stops the work of slaughter,
And leaves his blond as purS as water.
Here grim Dyspcpslu put his chatin,
"Ny hego-my hege, the truth he's pat IN,
For even NY plans are Oft demolished,
BY that Jccciyers arts 30 polished
| chos. the stOmach-lCnr the chyle,
Dl,l5ud the spleen disturb the bile,
AND ynsrd 50 yell each leak aud drain,
That all that enters must remain,
But then when al IS smooth and nice,
To send M job home IN trce,
lletakes those aaf,l Pills Of Peters,
As caily ~ II glass Of bitlors,
And all my agents, I-ft snd right
Are put 10 instantaneous light
Indeed It combines make ms laugh,
To see the rlscsl, rcam perins on
Now Palsy prlv his voice inuulcd,
81 too greet Pluto an iscludrd,
In the unfortunate DIS aseS
Tn, doctor 4rabs where erho plclsos.
take my man, and grp- his bowels,
ThoBgh steep Il tue whiIe III smoking to~cl'
And shuhe him as The fl Increases
Until you'd tank he'd lil to pieces,
But when hope IN earth TO cram him,
IN steps that DR. Petcrs-d--n him.
Aud makes my patent, III shock,
As souad and steady As rock"
And J." quoth J.uGdice, " do my best
To kill. but fail like all the rs't
AZ whoa ,bo.c fills begIu lie play,
must DO oh' like yesterday,
FOR soon the checks marked for doom,
Begin like any rose to bloom"
Groand Colic-"sIy complaints the seme,
Ard am losing ali my famG,
Those Pills OF Peters, I'm inclined
TO think, perysde the very wind,
For whcrcsoccf 90 To work,
They fall apon me lite Turk
So-(all unequal to the strlie,)
| run Away 10 save my life
And It the pat were bound 10 curse,
The future will be ten Tunes worse,
Fo. BY patented machine,
Watch IN Gotham late have seen,
He makes with care, pye heard him say,
Five hundred thousand pills day
So that the chance l. very small.
OF people dying there at ALL
Here H.zdnche-Tapcw orm--lndigesti0n
AID Govt by tarns took up tho question
Then followed ten blue devils. whining,
With Scuryy, A.uc, aAd Plague repiniEg,
At that unsplrIBg scOfrgc 81 Ills
Rv,ll men known Is "PETERs' Pills
Tae ling of tcrrors look'd the while,
Az though his soul were turned to bile,
And poured ten thousand oaths Of dread,
o.. the devoted Doctor head
Then thus addressed the gentle crew
sweet devils, thls 4" III never do
Your tyrsnt mu,tbe bFibed By Death
or THERE'S an end 10 losing breath,
At least III he's above temptation,
The only way 20 sage the nation,
l. by Yankee speculation
For instance, pay the rogues, so pryln2,
80 many dollsrs each for dying,
Or, (Which The end IS well fIIfib)
For swearing against Peters PILLS"
Up whlrr'd at once that hunsry pack
Win bcath fresh n Mounted at their back,
All shrisklag wild with hope and will.
For vengeance OF the gallant Pill.
And renee all We who'd fam resort,
For cass III hsnds 10 9luto's coart,
Step forth ut once, nor wait for thinking
But take no pills. ard lie ike rigk.ne.
But &c wso'j laugh III Cole grin -
Wbo't. stake old Gout (.om breast or iirr5
WOOD maze sloa Fever SKIP away,
a nmbly ~ Z hunted fcs,
Who'd drive hot Hr dAcic rom your noGdls
Who'd make bstn liecG and ccur'y ton9is
Who'd force Dull care to tAks IMP
Or gIye Cid Death 5IGse + the sip
Come sac. come al, aud 80 your wills.
BIZ PATRoSIsiNc PgTEst' Pulls.
Peters principal Offices io9 Broad %sy, Ne"-i
orth-Sixth street, PiiilaaeIPhiai ~ N@gazIDe-s
orleans di7 eo1
rNG,A GLE GATED G1sA1B
Al kinds for el=o aed copfort, such as Roc
,mbent, Revolving &c The fr.t premium
last Fairs has been a~ayded Kings Chsifs.
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