The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-05-11
NHOMnG's Life Pills and PhOenax
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Iproracted and painful Illness OF Their orig'nh'or'
| Mr. John Motfat. When taken i'll, Mr. M was
prosperous and aourishipg Merchant ~ the lover
ed n number Of our most sklul physicians, he, al
ter moths Of suffering, was prevailed upon 10 puI
chase the receipt OF the Invaluable vegetable prepa'
ration now offered 70 the pubic, sl,,- TX is.tg1
The effect Of the Life Medicine IN ms own case
was so singular and remarkable, that he Immediate
NV determined TO offer TO I he wor medicine 10
,ybch he,not only owed his life, but his happiness
| The uniform success which has since attended
| their administration in every Instance, where tar
trial has been given them, has been nttested ny
thousands, and ncontes'ibly proves their intrinsic
hmerit, 55,ls Il h orr ttJ. ,1e,Sr,
| IA well regulated and proporlionaie quantity OF
bile upon the stomach is always requisite Tor IN
promotion of sound bealtl- stimulates digesiion,
and Keeps the intestinal canal free from all opsiruc
lions. On the interior surlnee of the liver IL pes
culiar bladder, in which The bile is FIRST preserved,
being formed by the liver from the blood. Thence
il passcs into the stomach and intesines, and regn
lates the indigestion, Thus see when there is
deficiency Of bile, the body is constantly costive
On the other hand, an overabundance Of bile caus
es frequent nausea in the stomach, and often pro-
,notcs very severe attacks of disease, which some
times end in death. a s.a .t.i I.
Fevers are always preceded by symp toms OF q dis
ordered stomach; also scrofIIus disorders,
and all sympathetic. functional, organic, or febriie
Diseases From the same cause, the natural aud
healthy action of the heart and the whole vascular
system is impaired and reduced below lis natural
standard; as exhibited by palpitations, langud
pulse, torpors oftho limbs, syncope,and even death
itself in consequence of an overabundance OF n pc.
culiar Offensive substance to the digestive organs
The Life Medicines should always be taken in
the early stages of bilious complaints and if perse
vered IN strictly according TO the directions, VIII
| MERCURY IN THE SYSTEM-The Life
Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than the best preparations OF Sarsu
pa rla and certain remedy for the rushing
of blood TO The head, or aiotent headaches, nc d0u
ieureu1 &c All persons who are predisposed TO
apoptery patsy S,e, should never be without the
| Life Pills the Bitters, for one dose in Time Will
safe life They equalize the circulation Of the
blood draw all pressure from the head, restore per-
spira,ion and throw of every iupuriy by the pores
TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOUT q
| EUMATlSM M offat's Lille Medicines have
| performed the most extraordinary cures of Govt,
Rheumatism, and chronic complaints of all kinds,
( when used with perseverance,. They should how
ever be taken strictly according TO the directions
The Phenix Biters ars SO called, because, they
possess the power of restoring the expiring embeis
of health, TO glowing vgor through the constitu-
ton. us the Phoenix is said to be restored TO life
! from the ashes oil its own dissolution. The Phoenix
Bitters are entirely vegetable, composed Of roots
found only in certain parts of the western country,
which will infaby cure FEVERS AND AGUES
of all kinds, will never fail eradicate entirely all
the effects of mercury, infinitely sooner than the
most powerful preparations of sarsaparilia, and will
immediately cure the determination of blood 10 the
head; never fail in tire sickness incident to young
females; and will be found certain remedy in all
cases of nervous debility and weakness of the most
impaired constitutions. AS remedy for Chronic
and Tfi1snatory Rheumattsn, the efficiency of the
Phoenix Bitters will be demonstrated by the use of
a single bottle.
Unlike the host Of perncious quackeries, " hich
boast OF vegetable Ingredients, the Life Pills are
purely and SOLELY vEGErABLE, free from Mercu
ny, AntmoDy, Arsenic, any other mineral, in
any form whatever. They are entirely composed
of extracts from rare and powerful; plants the vIr.
| tupS of w III. IN al In
dian tribes, and recently TO some eminent phar
maceutical chemists, are altogether unknown TO
| the ignorant pretenders 10 medical science; and
were never before administered in so happily eff
| cacious combinations: .r .s-.,ttr. .t j.. ..-...i
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and cTudities constantly settling around them; and
| TO remove the hardened fmces which COLLECT in the
commissions Of the small intestines. Other medi.
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind as 10 produce habtuaI cos
iveness with all It's train of evils, sudden diarr-
hea, with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known TO all regular ANTAGONISTS, who examine the
human bowels after death: aud hence the pejudice
of these well informed men against The quack med
icines of the age. The second effect of the VEG.
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys
aud the bladder, and by this means, the liver and
the lungs the healthful action of which entirely de
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary or.
gans.
The following among the distressing variety
Of human disc asses, 10 which the Vegetable Life
Pills are well known to be infabe and perfect
remedy:
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomach, and creating flow Of pure
healthy bile, insiead oftha stale aud acrid kind;
Flatulency, Pulpitaiion of the Heart, Loss of ppe
tite,, Heartburn and Headache, Reslessness, Ill
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia will vanish
as natural consequence Gifts cure Costumes by
cleansing the whole length of the ntesiines with
solvent process, and without Wilderness: all violent
4 purges leave the bowels coslive within TWO DAVIS
DiarrhGa and Cholera, by removing the sharp ac-
rid ny which these complaints are occasioned, and
4 by promoting the labrieative secretios tfn al-
cous membrane. Fesers OF all kinds, by restoring
the blood to regular circulation through the pros
cess of perspiration in cases. ard the thorough
solution of all intestinal distractions in others The
Life Medicines have been known cure Rheu,na.
tisn permanently in three weeks, and Govt In hall
that time, by removing local inflammation from The
muscles and ligameass Of the joints. Dropsies Of
all kinds, by freeing and nsthening the kidneys
and bladder; they operate most delightfully."- on
those important organs, and hence have ever beer
found certain remedy for the worst cases OF gray
ell. AIS Worms, by dislodging from, the turn,nss
OF the bowels Of the Shiny matter which these
creatures adhere; Asthma and Consumption, by rs
leving the air vessels ofthe lungs from the mucus
that produce those dreadful diseases. Scurvey Ul