Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1840-1842, 1841-11-18
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can advance nothing concerning them and lheir O.
us) suppositious existence, save our conviction tina
the race has been long extinct.
Those Who write To ask, may he divided into
.. Creditors 2. Constituents }. Sons. DauCh
ters 5. Their offspring. 6. Nephews, nieces Z. Indus
tinct cousins and, s. Unknown, dear and Intimate
friends.
Those who write TO refuse, are
I. Dsb,ors. 2. Members OF Parliament ;. Faith
ers. g. Mothers. S. Their kin. E. Uncles. Z Aurts
:. Bilious and distant na5obs, ant equally dea
friends, who will do anything but what the asker
want
We are confident OF ensuing the everlasting gra
titude OF the above parties by laying before then
the proper formulas Tor their respective purposes
and, therefore, as all the world IS composed OF tive
great classes, which, though they run into vdrou:
ramfcl,ionS, still retain their original distinguish
ing characteristics; namely, That OF being eIihe
"debtors" or "credtnrs''-we will give the genera
information necessary for the construction OF lheiI
future illusions.
(Firs,ly.l From a wine merchant, being creditor
to right honorable, being DEBTOR.
YeSk4iss lane, Guy, January II, 1871.
My Lore, - have done myself the honor OF tor
wardlng your lordsh!p a splendid sample OF exqui'
site Frontisnac, trusting twill be approved Of 10y
your loriship. | remain, enclosing your Iordship's
small account, the payment OF which viii be mos
acceptable to your lordship's most
Obedcnt, very humble servant,
GILBERT GRIrEs.
THE answer to the same.l
The sample is Acknowledgement IN thirty dozen
nd 1 them to your account, and let my steward have
them punclually on December ~, ls49.
BosKEr.
p. 81 expect you'll allow discount.
(Sseoudly. From n creditor, being 4 "victim, =
"scnnoidsr," "suiiereT," or "taior," 10 one who
sets off his wares by wearing the same, being con-
sequently a debtor.
Honored Sri can scarcely express my delight
at your KIND compliments a, 10 the FIT and patterns
of the last seventy three wzIscoats; the rest
of the order IS 10 hand | enclose you a small &C
count of 1901 odd, which will Just meet a heavy de-
mand. VIII VOC, sur, forward the sans oy return
OF post, to your Obliged and devoted
Humble servant,
ADoLFuUs JULIO BACKSTITcH.
2. Pink, Esq, &c. sc.
IAnswer TO the same
.7lbanv.
Yum hc d-5. Baeksi,eh
PESIwsTLE PINE
(Thirdly.) -Frcm constituent in the country, be-
ing creditor "upan PROMISE" to returned
member of Parliament IN town.
BUMgLUToS BUTrs, April !, ISL.
Dear Sir-The enthusiastic delight myself ian
humble Individually and the immense body OF your
enraptured constituents felt upon reading your
lv patriotic statesman.Ike straightforward and
consistent speech, may be conceived by person OF
your immense parliamentary Imagination, but can
not be expressed by my cIrcumscrbed vocabulary.
In Stating that my trifng eNeruOns Tor the return
OF such patriot are more than dOubIy recompensed
by your noble conduct, may be allowed 10 sug-
sss the earnest wISh OF my eldest son 10 oe m town.
for the pleasure Of being such waiter yoI 50
kindly insisted upon his preparing for! You will,
] AN sure, be happy 20 learn the iast baby, as de-
sired is chrs.ened ufter-"lhe couniry's, the peo-
pies, ray, the worlds member"
Bsneve me, with unI;sd regards for Mrs r. and
Joseph, ever your s,aunch supporter and a"mIrer,
FUsK FLAT.
To Gripe Cannon, Esq, Mp.
Observation-Disclosures - the same, from Gripe
Cannon, Vi. r.
Dear ani Kind Cons:iusn:-l am more than
b.Dov. SIy return 10. yous borough has satisfied
yo1, ny county, anc myse.I! VIVA, can say
Il1r-l Pay give JJ.n my names 10 the ce4E inno-
e=a.. Be csreid. VI tUe sP=ingi iTo ms" IN
Cannon, one following the i the o;he. preceding
the ", auG Immediately next 10 the hnat y.
think | have nOw answered every pOns Of your
really Junisean letter. Let me hear from you soon;
YOU cannot 100 sJou-AEt believe me, my deal
Funk, yours ever, GRirE CANNON.
(FaAly.)-[From the same to tue sanie.I (Se'
cUnd LeIler.)
Bur.blcien Bats, .3yTil i, lS4l.
bir dear Frienc aud PaIrUn,-Al's rlghi; the
,vo Ms are their places; when will Joe be II
his7 ] know your hears pray excuse my ga nest
ness, bu. oblse me with early answer. Joe II
dying to oe kInG so dear, 50 sincere friend
More ceyo,ejy than ever, yours, FUNK FLAT.
G. Cannon, Esq, NJ, r.. sc. &c.
ISxlhlyl-IAnswer from the Nj. p TO the above.
St. Stephens
How car express my ieeIingsl My name
mine en- grated on the innocent offspring Of ID
thoroughbred Funks, ever more to be by Them on
their hers handed dosn 70 posicrliyi How I re
i1ice at that circumstance, and the Intelligence
have 50 happily received about the wTc.ched stu
ton you speak OF. Fancy, Funk, fancy the MAI
you. son, ~ q moment Of rnstness, meant 10 .uc
ceej, died Of 9 sore throat! en- Inial.h.e dIs7rIs
attendant upon the duties OF those Id landing
warerships. What an escape we have had. II
place is gwen to my butler, 90 lhese's no fear. HIS
the chd and believe me ever, ynnr sincere an
much.reiIeved friend. GRIPPE CANNON.
To Funk Fat, Esq, &c. SC.
From this time forward the correspondence lii
"Irish reciprocity" Is "a on one SIDE" IL gene
n consists Of iOur-GnI. twenty letters from th
constituent, 10 the country 10 the returned mem be
in town. A. thgse are HeUsr opened all that IS r,
quired IS a wel.-wrIilen direction, on blank she
Of paper.
Decentralization Sons 10 Fataersl Severn
Dear Fa.her,-Stu1es continued (JIoD pro
fession-fu,ure hoyss-a pplcatIOn-Increass eS
penses-lrale land 5dy--smaIl remIttancs-duty-
love-say twenty FIVE POunds-best wIshes-ssGe
mother, all Of home.
D1tIiu son, JOHN JosErs.
(Eighlhly.)-lAnswer to the sime.I
Deighted-ussiduty-l iortun,-gr great Pre-
fcsson-Increase OF fAmiIy-uO cash-bcst prayer
sis.er, mother.
Lorfng father! JosEE, SEN.
" BY altering the relative positions 90
sexes, inc ABOVE Is COCO !Or aa RELATIONS! u VII
ting to naOob, more fi'tery IN letter Of Rske
Strong dose Of oaths IN rgiussrs answer.
(Ninthly.)-lFrom "Dsar end Intimate" TO a "Dl
To DiuO"l Brighton.
My dear Tom,-Flow are you old feowi lIe'
am, as happy ns prince, that 10, should be
you were with me. YOU know when We fret me
what d time il wos DO you rCmemOen How d
old times come back, and really almost tho san
circumstances. Pray, DO you recocct ! want
one hundred and fifty theni Isn't it dfo / DO no,
Send me your check, or bring u yourself ~
yours, tiTZBROwH SHtTH.
films, Esq.
CTenthlyO-fA Answer from "Ihe Ditto Ditto
"the DITTO DuO"l
Old Felow,-Glad to hear you are so ffes
Give you 10y wish was with you, but col
come Damn the last Derby-reguary stump
-cIe1ned out and done Brown NOta feather
hy with! Need say how sorry / amt Her
your health IN Burgunjy. Must make a raise
nv opera box and a new uJury. Just lost I
last Sly At French hazard.
Ever, your most devoted friend, i. TBs
r. Smith, Esq.
Theodore HooE AND MS FteHriNe EDIroA
u is not true, as hos been stated, that Mr. Hook
the Editor Of the John Bull from Its comuen