The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-04-27
MOafat's Life Pills amd Phoenix
E2ldtcNS.

part of the city, and having consulted and employ
ed number Of our most skiiiful Physcians, ne, al
ter moths of suhering was PruyI',eu upoh nrana
chase tho receipt OF the inVa'uao'e Nese'"o'e P'oP"
ration now offered 10 the PhVhc'
The effect Of the Life Medicine IN us own case
was so singular and remarkable, that he immediate
Iv de,ermined to offer IL the world medicine To
,b,ch he mar only owed his life, but his happiness
The uni(or,n success which has since attended
their administration in every ins'ance' wnere u '.ii
trial has been given them, mas peen a'lesteu ny
thousands, and lncontesuo'y proves ''o" ""'''''
merit ~,,,, =, ,r,,c carer
"A well regulated aud pr"Portionate quantny "
bile upon the stomach is always requisite Tor IN
nronn, ;on nj sound beallh-it stimulates digestion,
and k.ens Tho inte sual canal free from all obstruc
tions On the interior surface OF the liver 10 pes
cuIiar bladder in which the bile Is hrst preserved
being formed by the liver IRON the blood lhe"ce
II nasscs into The stomach and intestiDes, and regu
Inies The indigestion Thus we see when there IS
a deficiency Of be the body ia constantly costive-
On the other hand, an overaoundance OF hile caus'
es freouent nausea in the stomach, ana oIt'h pro-
mOtcs very severe attachs VI u'e'as0' "''N" o'SO
times end in death. r ,
Feyers are always preceded by symptoms oil ais
ordered stomach; as are also scroiu'us disorders
and all sympathetic, functional, organic, or ieore
Diseases From the same cause, the natural aud
healthy action of the heart and the whole vascular
system "a i'm paired and reduced below its natural
standard; as exhibited by palpitations, languid
pulse torpors ofthe limbs, syncope,anc even death
,seIf in consequence Of an overabundance of Pc
cuIiar fensive substance to the digestive organs
The Life Medicines should always be taken in
Tho early stages Of bilious complaints; and II perse
cred IN strictly according TO the directions, WIZ
MERCURY in THE SYSTEM.-The Life
Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than The best preparations Of Sarsa-
M rla and are certain remedy for the rushing
of biood TO Tho head or aioient headaches, TIC dou
ieureur SC All persons who are predisposed to
apoplery palsy Src., should never be without the
Life Pills or the Bters, for ono dose IN time Will
safe life They equaliza the circulation OF the
blood draw all pressure from the head restore per-
SEPARATION and throw off every impurity by the pores
of the skin. <,,>,,u
RHEUM ATISM M ofat's Lille Medicines have
performed The most extraordinary cures Of Gout,
rheumatism, and chrome compaints of all kinds,
when used with perseverance. They should now
ever, be taken strictly according 10 the drectohs
The Phoenix Bitters so called, because they
possess the power OF restoring the expiring embers
of health, TO glowing vigor through the constitu-
tion as the Phoenix said to be restored 10 life
from the ashes OF its dissolution. The Phoenix
Bitters nre entirely vegetable, composed of roots
found only in certain parts OF the western country
which will nfallibly cure FEVERS AND AGUES
of all kinds, will never fail 10 eradicate entirely all
the effects Of mercury, infinitely sooner than the
most po erfu preparations Of sarsaparilla, and will
Immediately cure the determination of blood TO the
head; never fail in the sickness incident To young
females; and will be found certain remedy in all
impaired constitutions. AS remedy for Chronic
and IajIamatory Rheumatism, the efficiency OF the
Phoenix Bitters w i'll be demonstrated by the use of
q single bottle.
Unlike the host Of pernicious quackeries, which
boast OF vegetable ingredients, the Life Pills are
purely and SOLELY VEG ETABLE, free from Hercu
ry, Anthony, Arsenic, or any other mineral, in
my form whatever. They are entirely composed
| of extracts from and powerful plants, the vir-
| tues of which, though long known to several In
dian tribes, and recently TO some eminent phnr-
maceutical chemists, are altogether unknown to
the ignorant preienders to medical science; and
were mover before administered in so happily eff
cacious a combination. 'e i'
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudtes constantly settling around them; and
TO remove the hardened f@ces which collect in the
commissions of the small intestnes. Other ;medi
cines only partially cleanse these land leave such
collected masses behind as 20 produce habtua cos
ivenes with all Its train of evils sudden diarr
hua, with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known to all regular anatomsts, who examine the
human bowels after death: and hence the peiudice
of these we'll informed men against the quack med
icines of the age. The second effect of the VEG
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is TO cleanse the kidneys
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver and
the lungs, the hcahfn action of which entirely de
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary or.
gans. -4 ...t.,.... ..sse
of human diseases, to which the Vegetable Life
Pills we'll known 10 be infable and perfect
rcmedys s.- -H a..14. .-. Il. tt.5e -.,...5 +.
DYSPEPSIA by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomach, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrid kind
Fiatulency, Palpitation of the Heart Loss of Appe
tite Heart burn and Headache, Rsstlessness, III
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, win vanish,
as natural consequence Of its Costumes, by
cleansing the whole length Of the intestines with
solvent process, and without vioience all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhoea and Cholera, by removing the sharp
rid by which these complaints are occasioned, and
by promoting tho lubricave secretions of The mu-
cous membrane. Fevers Of all kinds, by restoring
the blood to n regular circulation through the pro,
of perspiraiion in some and the thorough
solution of all Intestinal distractions in others The
Life Medicines have been known to cure Rheuma-
tis,n permanently in three weeks, and Cont In half
that time, by removing local inflammation from the
muscles and ligaments OF the JOINTS Dropses Of
all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the Kidneys
and bladder; they operate mos, delightfully."- on
those important organs, and hence haye eyer been
found certain remedy for the worst cases Of grav
Ell. Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
OF the bowels Of the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere; Asthma and Consumption, by re
eving the air vesaes of the lungs from the mucus,
that produce those dreadful Diseases. Scurvey ,Ul-
GERS, and inveierate Sores, by the perfect purity
which these Life pills give to the blood and all the