The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-07-13
MORaCs Life Pills and Phoenix
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ign Of MofIat's Life Medicines was The result OF u
pro.ractod and painful Illness OF tneir 0r'snuo'
MIR John MofTai When taken I'LL, MIR M. was
prosperous and houTishing Merchant IN the lower
par, of the city, and having consulted and employ.
I'D number Of most skilliul physicians, me- al
ter moths Of suffering, was preyailed upon 10 PuI
chase tho receipt of the Invaluable NeSetaOIe PrePu
ration offered 10 Tho public
The encot of the Life Medicine in his own case
was so singular and remarkable, that he immediate
~ determined 10 offer TO the world iheoicine 70
which ne not only owed his life, but his happiness
The uniform success which has since attended
their administration in every instance, where iair
trial has been given them, has been Infested by
thousands, and inconesibly proves thor intrinsic
BILIOUS COMPLAINTS, 81 THE CAUSE.
"A well regulated and proporiionale quantity OF
bile upon the stomach is always requisite Tor In Q
promotion fsound health-it stimulates nigesuon,
and keeps the intestinal canal free from all obstruc
lions On the interior surface of the liver is PEI
cuIiar bladder in which the bile is first preserved
being formed by the liver from the blood. Thence
IL masses into lie stomach and intesnes, and regu
lates the indigestion. Thus we see when there is
n deficiency Of bile the body is constantly cosive-
On the other hand, an overabundance of bile caus-
es freouent nausea in the stomach, and often pro-
notes very severe attacks of disease, which some
times end in.-deaih.
Feyers are always preceded by symptoms of dis
ordered stomach; as also scrofulus disorders,
and NIL sympalhetic, functional, organic, or febro
Diseases From the same cause, the natural aud
healthy action of the heart, and the whole vascular
system ~ impaired and reduced below It's natural
sta ndard; as exhibited by palpitations, languih
pulse torpors ofthe limbs, syncope, and even deatd
itself i'm consequence OF an overabundance OF Pc
cuIiar offensive substance the digestive organs
The Life Medicines should always be taken in
the early stages of bilious complaints; and if perse
vered In strictly according 10 the directions, will
positively effect "A cure
MERCURY in THE SYSTEM.-The Life
Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than the best preparations OF Sarsa
pa rilIa and are certain remedy for the rushing
of blood to The head or aiofent headaches TIC dou-
ieureur. &c All persons who predisposed to
apOplery, pdlsy sc, should never be without the
Life Pills or the Bitters, for one dose in time will
safe life. They equalize the circulation OF the
blood draw all pressure from the head, restore per-
spiration and throw off every mpurty by the pores
TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT &
RHEU MATISM. M offats Lille Medicines have
performed the most extraordinary cures of Gout,
rheumatism, and chrome complaints of all kinds,
when used with perseverance. They should how
ever be taken strictly according to the directions
The Phoenix Btters so called, because they
possess the power of restoring the expiring embers
of health, to glowing vigor through the consttu-
lion as the Phoenix is said to be restored TO life
from the ashes OF its own dissolution. The PhHnIx
Bit,ers are entirely vegetable composed of roots
found only in certain parts of the western country 4,
which will infalibly cure FEVERS AND AGUES
Of all kinds, will never fail 10 eradicate entirely Ill
the effects of mercury infinitely sooner than the
Immediately the determination of blood TO the
head; never fail in the sickness incident to y0ung
females; and will be found certain remedy in all
cases of nervous debility and weakness OF the most
Unmarried constitutions. As remedy for Chronic
md InHamatory Rheumatism, the efficiency of the
Phoenix BitteIs will be demonstrated by the of
single bottle.
Unlike the host of perncious quackeries, which
boast OF vegetable ingredients, the Life Pills
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, free from Mercu
nv, Antimony, Arsenic, or any other mineral, in
any form whatever. They entirely composed
of extracts from rare and powerful plants, the vir-
tues of which, though long known 10 several In
dian tribes, and recently to some eminent ptar,
maceutcal chemists are altogether unknown TO
the ignorant pretenders to medical SCIENCE; and
were never before administered in so happily eff.
cacious combinahCn.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudties constantly settling around them; and
to remove the hardened faces which collect in The
commissions of the small ntestines. Other Inedi-
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
masses behind 20 produce habiiual cos
tiveness with all It's train of evils, or sudden darr
hua with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known TO all regular anatomiss, who examine the
human bowels after death: and hence the peiudce
of these well informed men against the quack med
icines of the age. The second effect of the VEG
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver and
the lungs the healihfui action of w hch entirely de
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary or
gans.
The following among the distressing variety
Of human diseases, to which the Vegetable Life
Pills are well known TO he infalible and perfect
remedy:
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stom acii, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead ofthe stale and acrid kind
Flatulency, Palpiation of the Heart, Loss of Appe
tite, Heart burn and Headache, Restessness, III
temper Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, which
are The general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish,
as a natural consequence of its cure. Costumes by
cleansing the whole length of the intestines with
solvent process, and without violence: all violent
purges leave the bowels costve within TWO days
Diarrhoea and Eholern, by removing the sharp ac-
rid by which these complaints occasioned, and
by promoting the lubricatve secretons of The mu-
cous membrane. Fevers of all kinds, by restoring
the blood TO regular circulation through the pro,
of perspiration in some cases. ard the thorough
solution of all intestinal distractions in others. The
Life Medicines have been known to cure Rheuma-
tism permanently in three weeks, and Govt In half
that time, by removing local inflammation from the
muscles and ligaments ofrhe joints. Dropsies of
all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kidneys
and bladder; they operate most delightfully."- on
those important organs, and hence have ever been
found certain remedy for the worst Of grav-
ell. Also Worms, by disodging from the turnings
of the bowels of the Shiny matter to which these
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