The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-10-12
yEOAat's Life Pills and Phoenix
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! pro.raced and painful Illness VI 'rs' AZ So
! Mr. John MofIat When taken III MT NJ Was a
| prosperous and Aourishing Merchant ~ tie ~
part OF the city, and having consn,'eu anu
! ed number Of our most skiiu physicians, nc, ~
| ter moths Of suffering, was proVaieu upon W ~"
chase tho receipt of the lnValuaoe 'ese'"''e P'0P
ration offered 10 the Puonc' =. - no,
! 'Cbe elTecr of the Life Medicine in his own case
singular and remarkaoe' tnat ''e i;; ~,
! Nv determined TO offer 10 the Worid !heu'ol.o ".
whlch he nor only owed his life, but ms happiness
The uniform success which has since alte"G &C.;
their administration IN every instance, Who'o '
trial has been given them, has peeh a''es.eu ~
thousands and ncon.eslibly proves their intrinsic
BILIOUS COMPLAINTS, d THE CAUSE.
"A well regulated and pr"por.,oma.o dn" tor ,ba
bile upon the stomach is always requisite ior the
| promotion OF sound heah--it stimulates nigesuo"'
and keeps the intestinal canal iree rom az oos''uo
tons. On the interior surface OF the lNei - P1'
cuar bladder in which the bile is first preserved,
beinp (ormed by the liver from the blood. Thence
il passes into the stomach and intestnes ana reSn
laes the indigestion. Thus we see when there Is
de efficiency Of bile, the body 10 constantly cos'iVe-
~ ,he ntbor hand an overabundance of bile caus-
"a freouent nausea in the stomach, and often pro,
notes very severe attacks OF disease, which some
times end in death
| ordered stomach; as also scrofuus disorders,
and all sympathetic, functional, organic, or ieorile
Diseases From the same cause, the natural ahu
healthy action of the heart and the whole vascular
svstom 10 impaired and reduced below its natural
standard; as exhibited by palpitations, iangulh
pulse torpors ofthe limbs, syncopc,and even deato
itself in consequence of an overaoundance OF Pc
culiar offensive substance to the digestive organs
1'be Life Medicines should always be taken IN
tho early stages bilious complaints; and II Perse
yered IN strictly according 10 the dlrections VIII
MERCURY IN THE SYSTEM.-The Life
Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than the best preparations OF Sarsa-
pa rilla and are certain remedy TOR the ruSmtng
of blood toe head, aioient headaches, tic dou-
ICureur Sc All persons who are predsposed TO
aDoDiorv pdlsy &c, should never be without the
Lie Pills or tie Biers, for one dose in time WI
safe life They equalze the circulation OF the
blood draw all pressure from the head restore per-
spra,lon and throw off every mpurty by the pores
10 ', THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT ~
RaEJJMATISM. -Mofrais Lille Medicines have
performed the most extraordinary cures Of Govt,
Rheumatism, and chrome complaints OF all Hiuds
when used with perseverance. Ihev snouid now
ever be taken strictly according TO the directions.
Vhe Phoenix Bitters so called, because they
possess the power of restoring the expiring embers
of health TO glowing vigor through the constltu-
Iion os the Phoenix is said to be restored TO life
from the ashes OF its own dissolution. The Phoenix
Bitters are entirely vegetable, composed OF roots
found only in certain parts o. we western country
which will inialhbly cure FEVE AND Az E.H
oC ali kinds will never fail TO eradicate entirely all
The effects of mercury, infinitely sooner than the
most powerful preparations oil sarsaPaTilia, ana WIN
Immediately cure the determination OF blood 10 me
head: never fail in the SICKNESS tnctdent 10 young
fmnjcs. and will be found certain remedy in all
ca es of debility ana weakness OF tne most
impaired constitutions, AS a remedy Tor Chrom'e
and Infamatory Rheumatism, the einciency OF the
Phoenix Biuers VIII be demohsta'eu w INC USE VI
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeries, which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the Life Pills are
pureiy and SOLELY vEGETABLE, free from mercu
| y Anthony Arsenic, or any other minerai, 10
any form whatever They are entirety composed
of extracts from rare aud powerful plants, me v-
tues Of which, though long known 10 seVeia' IN
| tly tn
maceutical chemists, altogether unknown TO
the ignorant pre,enders to medical science; ana
were never before administered IN SO happily EN-
cacous cOmbinauIn
rbeir FIRST opera,ion is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudities constantly settling around them; ana
TO remove the hardened faces which collect IN me
con usions of the small intesines other medi-
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind as 10 produce nab,ua cos
tiveness, with all It's train OF evils, or suaden diar
hna with its imminent dangers. Ihis TACT Is well
known TO all regular anatomists, who examine the
human bowels after death: and hence the peJudice
of these we'll informed men against the quaok meg.
icines of the age The second effect OF the VEG
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys
and the bladder and by this means, the liver and
the lungs the hcalthfui action OF which entirely de
ponds upon the healthy action OF the urinary or
gans. ,.1-.
The following among the distressing variety
| of human diseases, to which the Vegetable Life
Pills are well known to he iniahoie ana perfect
remedy: .
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomach, and creating a flow of pure
healthy be instead of the stale and acrld Kind
! Flauenoy, Palpitauon of the Heart, Loss of APpe
tte,, HEARTBURN and Headache, Restlessness, ~
TEMPER, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms of Dispepsia, wil vanish
as natural consequence of its cure. Costumes Joy
cleansing the whole length of the intestnes with
solvent process and without violence: all violent
purges leave the bowels cosve within two days
| Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the sharp &C
rid nv which these complaints are occasoned, and
by promoting the lnbrcative secretions Of The mu-
cous membrane Fevers OF all kinds, by restoring
the blood to a regular laton through the pro,
cess Of perspratiop in some cases,and the thorough
solution of all Intestinal obstructons IN others. Inc
life Medicines have been known to cure Rheuma-
tism permanently in three weeks, and Govt In hall
that time, by removing local inflammation from the
muscles and ligaments of the joints Dropsies of
all kinds, by freeing and STRENGTHENING the kidneys
and bladder; they operate most delightfully."- on
those important organs, and hence have ever been
found certain remedy for the worst cases of grav-
ell. Also Worms, by dislodsing from the turnlngs
, of the bowels Of the Shiny matter to which these
, creatures adhere; Asthma and Consumption, by re