Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1841-01-18

The country will be regulated, and exchanges
lduced.-Ktene NJ II. Sentinel.
Blair of the Globe, has returned Fl ON Cul
He brought no blood hounds with hin :, but 7
tee Of the Louisville journal says the ilobe
evidence that the official editor. associ ated
blood hounds during his absence. :.
DWELL may New York be proud of ner d
guished Senator, Hon. Silus Wright Read
speech."-.North Star.
That Mr. WIS speech is more able arid in
ious defence of bad case thun any other loco
Senator could have made, we admit but the
sumption that New York is proud Of her Sen
is untrue. Thrice has he been most signally
buked by the people of the empire State; but
defiance of the people and of the Orotesse4 p
cl2Ies of his own democracy, he persists in gro
y misrepresenting his constituents.
a Spoon Bill. The New York Evening p
compares General Harrison to a bird called
tSpoon Bill If the Post is curious in Spoon b
1t will find some rich specimens in Mr. Ogl
speech. .:
A married lady, who was in the habit Of sper
| ing most oi her time in The society of her neg
bofs happened one day To he taken .suddenlI
aud sent her husband in great haste for the pI
sician. The husband rau short distance, ID
soon returned, eXcIuiming, My dear, where shi
find you when get Jack?' = =.
.4dieu In using this expression, which hal
has rendered trivial, few persons rccollect its re
origin and meaning, and that in pronouncingN
they recommend their friend Dieu-to the pr
lection Of God.
In II single century, four thousand millions
humun beings appear on the face of the ea.th-
act their busy parts, and sink into its peaceful bf
som.
Az exchange paper, no, less Witty than tru
remarks that the Board of Health ought to offer
premium to any lady who will wear the ihickeI
pair of shoes.
We nre informed that Mr. jonathan Mile s
Darlington, last week slaughtered three year Of
calf weighing eleven hundred and thirty third
pounds. Burlington against the woHd.-Ee ZEN
Yam " Y. Dem.
person pointed out a man who had a profi|
sion of rings on his fingers, TO n cooper 1t is
sure sign of weakness, said the artisan, 'wbe1
SO many hoops are used
Gods slumbers. The Almighty is resting OF
asleep says The heart Of man, when his dim eye
can no longer follow his footsteps. Thus did mer
once dream that the sun had sunk to sleep in the
ocean, when he was waking and moving new
world.
| An able Judge was once obliged to deliver the
following charge to the jury :-Gentlemen Of the
Jury, in this case the counsel on both sides are
unintelIigible, the witnesses on both sides are in
credible, and the plaintiff and defendant boil
such bad characters that TO me il is Indifferent
which way you give your verdict.
Best Mode Of Suicide for Ladies. Wear thin
shoes, lace with bedwrench and rope, and you
may kill yourself without being suspected
| pleasant and cheerful wife is a rainbow SCI
in the sky, when her husbands mind is tossed
;tI, hut nd
lret!u wife, in the hour of trouble, is like thun.
der cloud charged with electric fluid. At such
u time wise man will keep clear if posi-
BILE, in order to avoid the shock.
The Public Debt. The Secretary ofthe Treas
ury announces that the amount OF Treasury Notes
outstanding on the LIST instant was S4,652,99l.
Character twas the saying OF a great divine
built on long observation, that he found more
good in bad people, and more bad in good peo-
pie, than ever he expected.
A sabbath Convention was recently held al
Cincinnati, at which the Rev. Dyer Burgess oil
West Union, Ohio, said he thought that Society
needed thorough reformation on the subject OF
the sabbath, and it should begin with Clergymen
He thought that the men with black coats, ought
SLI-.l tle men with black skins ought
TO be permitted TO keep it,
Senator Walker Of Mississippi. We perceive
that some of the Wing papers of Mississippi arc
Specializing TO the probabilities of Mr.. Walkers
reslgning his seat in the U. S. Senate, now that
his State has declared so strongly for Harrison
distinguished gentleman who knows Mr. w
well, assures u.s. that, instead of resgnng he will
with all possible despatch become one of the hot.
test Wings in the nation. Louisville Journal.
Erasing an Endorsement is Forgery. The SUI
premc Court of OHIO decided recently, that an
endorsement on note puporting that u partial
payment had been made, and which endorsement
was written by the maker in the presence, with
the concurrence and by the direction of the payee
is receipt the alteration of erasure Of which by
the payee will be forgery.
Cuiors Cash Nem-Among the items enumer.
ated as cash in the hands of the Treasury Of Miss
ouri is ,cOy soaps $1,000.
We believe this State borders upon certain
river, up which humbug Benton promised thai
the gold should flow
AZ old 'un. There is said to be now living al
Moscow, widow who had attained her 18TH
year. When l23 she married her fifth husband
All her alliances, it is also said, have been pros
porous and happy.
Laconic Advice. The President of the North
amptonshire, (England,) Farming and Grazing
Society, OH presenting a prime cup TO young
man, thus addressed him :-"Now, yonng man
take this cup, and remember always to plough
deep and drink ShdllOic."
The following touch of the sublime was dev
cred before a court of justice in Pennsylvania:
"Your honor sits high upon the adorable seal
ofjustcc, like the American Eagle perched upon
the Asatic Rock oil Gibralter, while the eter'
nal stream of Justice, like the calaverous
cods Of the valley flow meandering at your ex-
tended feet"
Newspapers. The intellectual spring into
which every one dips his bucket, while few thank
the fountain for supply.
A very large potato was dug up at North Sun
derland (England) by James Henderson, meas
uring IN circumference % IL inches one way
and IL ~ inches the other, and weighing Sc ozs
There is more sense in the rejoicing ofthe Brit
ish people at the birth Of an heir of the throne
than we at first supposed, for had the Queen died
childless, the heir TO the throne would have beer
Prince Ernest of Bavaria, we believe, and he is