New-York tribune., 1841-12-17
PLUTO AND THE DISEASES


OLD PLUTO lately cal'd MS elan
OIGuca.s round him 10 a nan
T know al once the rcasoa why
Tsc Yankees take 20 ion. 10 DIE
Gao h ne, AIMS ;iere was time,
iEey Ill came posting IN t3eir priu z,
But uow think the villains try
With old M,thuselab TO We.
Since all they do IS Go8o with speed
Put dyiHE fast 10 >cTvr our need
For IN tl-lr lard ofnJr0n- cunning
OF pushing, crushing, driving. INNING,
CUpnnm couscIeucs) II \ Ouid seem,
All TIM e. but dyin. went by steTm,
20 aow ,Aey M diy recon pcu-e US,
For making ont the yearly census.
Thus nave called YOU IN row,
The rea-on Ct tbi. fact TO snow.
That we m>y plau soEae m-lhvd clever,
To coax them here ~ last ever,
and heip our friends 10 cut shine,
Who make ernatcoais Of bit. of pine.
sir Fever lou 5tris the starry,
That RIBS ,,ur names oil half their glory.
my liege | Own with many sigh,
can't persuade the rogues to die,
bake. ana roast and fry, and stew thsm,
lpour no. lava through and throus them.
AID of taeir heads wIIh eager p aus,
Hot ovens make 10 burn III " brains
But all in VAN, Tor l. | tnInk
To give ia. Q his final pink.
! he villain frowns a calui q, tance,
And swallows with profound Chance
dose Of things called Peters Pills,
Which all IN, bubbl ng lava chill,
And instant stops The work ofslauFiter,
And leaves his uopG as pure as wat II"
Here grila D. spepsid put hIs chat in,
My lIcrc-my ltg, The truth he pain,
For even my plans are of: demolished,
BY that d,ccirefs arts so poitsrei
choke the stomsch-saur the chyIe,
Distrr d the spleen, IsfurD tne b,e,
AND iafd 60 well escn leak and drain,
That all hat enters md<i remain,
But then when all j. smooth ald nice,
To s,ud III, Il home in tricc,
He takes those aaf-l Pills of Peters
A. saily rs a glass of bltIcrs,
And all my sg-at-, IL and right.
= put TO Instantaneous d eit;
Indeed it sometimes make III len.d
To SEE the rdscal- -caIn ring iii
M al y pale his ",icr intrufed,
f too. -reat Pluto, an l-clLued,
In the unfortunate us a-t.s
TINS doctor arabs III r. triic plelscs;
take nv man and grpe sis bo Is
Though stcep'd the wnilc iu mokins towels.
AND sake im a. the e. Increases,
Until you'd mink he d I'll 10 pieces;
Bat hen hope III earth to cram him,
In steps tina. DR. Peiers-G---n him,
And makes ny pate ut, III shock,
As sould aud STEADY a. TVcs
And l." qaotn Jlud1lcs, do my bes;
To klil, but fail ike ali the re,t.
As when tba.e Pill, srgin le play,
must be of like yesterday,
For soon thr cheeks markell Cor doom
Begin like aly rosc To bloom
Ground Collie Ny complaints thesame
And am losing all my iaIna
Those PIlls Of peters, im inclined
To think, peryade the very wiad,
For here.oe'er 60 to ~O'E,
They fall dpon me live Turk
Sv-(ull uR, gusl 10 the .trite)
run a" az 10 save my life
And If the past were bound TO curse,
The future will be ten times worse;
For by patented mschlne,
Wsich | Ia Gotham late have seen,
He make. with es,e I've heard rim sly,
Five hundred thousand pills day
So tsa, the chance Is We. small,
Ofpeopic dying there at all.
Here Headache-Tapes orm-intI reston.
Ald Goui by t+rnS tcoS up the question
Then followed ten blue devils whining
With Scuny, Aguo, a-d P,sgle repiulng,
At taaI un.p Tlng scorrse OF iil--
Ball men knovG as PETERS FILLS.
The ing 0: ,errors lock d the wnIic.
As though MS soul were turned 10 hi!e'
Asd pos red 'cn thousand oaths of dl cad
o. the d., oteo u ycgor'- head
Theu thus addressed the ceniio crew
"SNsc, lewis taiy vi never do
Your tyrant nu be h-i5ed bs Death,
Or fkert's az end 10 losing breath,
At leasI II hes above T. mrtAJoo,
7 he oah say 10 ave the cation,
|. By \ nkee speculation
For instance. pay the rugues, SO PDiag,
So many dollars each ioT Dying
Or. which he end as well filrl-.)
ForsSeAring agilEsl PETERS Pills"
Up vhirr'l At once that hungry psck
WIKI BeArh ie-h ui.unIed al theft back,
All snEiekug Wild ~ith cope aui viii.
For vensesHce on the gaiIart Pill.
And neuce ali We who'd fam resort,
For cs.n IN nancs To Pluto. court,
Step forth at once, nor wait for linking,
Bat :skc no .,iils, ald Gle Ike .inklns.
Bat We v,o'1 !ausF At Cole gfiE -
Who'd shake old Gout from breast or i.nsi
Who'd make slo= Fever SKIP away,
As nimty a. hunted Tea;
Who'd lriv- HOT HI d4cGe from your NOODLE
Who'd mike both Spleen and Scurvy todele ;
Who'd force Dull care 10 Ike trip
Or gl'e Old Dcatl niruse the siip;
Come one, coIse all, and n ve sour wills
BIZ PATEo.iSINC PETEA=' PILLS
'9ters' principal Offices 45e Broad=ay, y: y
th-Six,h street, Philadelphia; No. - VI sa2
Nss-Dr rsns d
W4NTED TO PCRCH as z.
roecrg store, wiih stocz sHd fixtures, IN
= location. Apply tbs day al tk= Land Ono
4 nson ! Ann-strrrt dlI2
BANK GE HUFF SL's, CONN
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