The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-05-04
NHOHat's Life Pills and Ph~n;.
EgStGePs.


pro.racted and painful Illness OF their orai. o.
Mr. John Mofiai. When taken III, Mr. AT s,nalOr,
prosperous and Aourshing Merchant IN Tho was
part of the city, and having consulted and eO,u, Ser
ed number OF our most skillul physicians, hs y
ter moths OF suffering, was prevailed upon ~ -, al
chase the receipt Of the Invaluable vegetable put
ration now offered 10 the public. .. : P'ePa'
The effect Of the Life Medicine In his own
was so singular and remarkable that he immoS r@'
ly determined 10 offer to the world a med;n;sa0
which he NOT only owed his life, but his bann;s
The uniform success which has since a,,a"S '.
their administration in every instance, wbore "S
trial has been given them, has been attes,oa tlr
thousands, and incontestibly proves thor inro.g
merit. f...aasV u gstI .e- .r.
BILIOUS COMPLAINTS, 81 THE CANS,
"A we'll regulated and proportionale auanti,v T.
bile upon the stomach is always requisite tor'd|
promotion o sound health-it stimulates dire.ma.e
and keeps the intestinal canal free from all ob,n
tons On the interior surface Of the liver ia s"uV'
Gu liar bladder, in which the bile is first presorvT
being formed by the liver from The blood TIN
liz passes into the stomach and intestines and ro"
tates the indigestion. Thus we see when tLersS
deficiency of bile, the, body is constantly cosvo
On the other hand, IN overabuDdance of bile can
es fTcquent nausea IN the stomach, and often nm.
notes very severe attacks of disease which somS
times end in death. s.#..t
Fevers are always preceded by symptoms of AL.
ordered stomach; as are also scrofuus disorder
and nll sympathetic functional, organic or GbTl,
diseases. From the same cause, the natural ana
healthy action of the heart, and the whole yascuL
system Is impaired and reduced below its napu,,
Standard; exhibited by palpitations, anros
pulse, orpore ofiie limbs, syncope and even deab
itself, in consequence of an overabundance ora n,
culiar offensive substance to the digestive ORGANS
! The Life Medicines should always be taken !,
tho early stages of bilious complaints; and rnm,s
vered IN strictly according 10 the directions, will
| positively effect a cure.
MERCURY IN THE SYSTEbi.-The Lila
| Medicines will pe all metcurv ont nr tba rr.,.
infinitely faster than the best preparations Of Sars
! pa rlla, aud are acertain remedy for the ruSlhr
of blood toh head, or at0ient headdches, tic doT
Isureur, sc. All persons who predisposed to
ap0pieny, palsy &c, should never be whou, l[e
Life Pills or the Bitters, for one dose in time will
safe life. They equaiize the circulation of tho
blood, draw all pressure from The head restore per-
spiyanon, and throw off every inquiry by The pores
of the skin.
TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT
RHEUMATlSM.--Mo Life Medicines have
performed The most extraordinary cures Of Gou
Rheumatism, and chrome complaints of all kind,
when used with perseverance. They should how
| ever be taken strictly according To the directions
| Tie Phoenix ,Bitleis called because thew
possess the power of restoring the expiring emheIs
Of health, to glowing vigor through the cOnstn.
zion, as the PhGnix is said TO be restored TO life
! from the ashes OF its own dissolution. The PhGnn
| Biters are entirely vegetable, composed of roofs
found only in certain parts Of the western county
which will infalibly cure FEVERS AND AGUE
Of all kinds, will never fail 10 eradicate enreya
the effects of mercury, Infinitely sooner than The
most powerful preparations of sUIshparilla, aud will
Immediately the determination Of blood to Ito
head never fail in the sickness incident 10 VOm,
| females; and will be found certain remedy in
cases ofnervous debility and ~ eakness ofihe mos
impaired constitutions. Asaremedy FOR GhrUa
and MJtamafory Rheumatism, tho efficiency of The
Phoenix Bitters will be demonstrated by the use dE
4 a single bottle. III 5tee
i Unlike the host of perncfoas quackeries, wild
boast OF vegetable Ingredients, the Life Pills III
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, free from Mead
ry, Antimony, Arsenic, or any other mineral, 4
any form whatever. They are entirely compoa
of extracts from rare and powerful plants, the WI
tues Of which, though long known TO several
dian tribes, and recently to some eminent pM
maceutcal chemists, arc altogether unknown n
the ignorant pretenders to medical sciences antI
were never before administered in SO happily efI
}cacious combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from f6e coats
the stomach and bowels, the various impurlie
and crudites constantly settling around them; ant
| to remove the hardened 'eces which collect in tie
convuIsions of the small inteslines Other med
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind as - produce habtual cos
vaness. with all Its train of evils sudden d'ar
hUa, with its imminent dangers. This fact is wei
known to all regular anatomists, who examine lNI
human bowels after death: and hence the pejuda
of these we'll informed against the quack med
icines Of the age. The second effect of the VEG
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is TO cleanse the kIdher
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver and
the lungs, the healhful action of which entirely
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary or (
gans. - s. t4- Lei, Ks -
the following are among the distressing vaIeI
OF human diseases, To which the Vegetable LR +
Fills are well known 10 he infaiible and peIfd /
remedy: efA seys.f; jbr- 10 rsl4
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the if 4
ana second stomach, and eating a flow of pun +
healthy bile, instead ofthe stale and acrid kind
Flaulency, Paipitation of the Heart, Loss AN 4
tite Heart burn and Headache, RestIessness, IN
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melanchcy which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia viii vanishs
as a natural consequence of its cure. Cosivness.W
cleansing the whole length of the intesNues wuNN
solvent process, and without yiolence: all NNehs
pnrges leave the bowels cos,iye within Two days.
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the sharp .aj \
rid ny which these complaints are occasloned, uu'
by promongihc lubricalive secretions Of The mu,
cous membrane. Fevers of all kinds, by resons
the blood to regular circulation through the Py
cess OF perspratlon in some ard the lhofy S
solution Of all Intestinal distractions in olneS w
Life Medicines have been known to cure RheOhIr
ism permanently in three weeks and Govt III 1 %
that time, by removing local inlamaton from :"
muscles and ligaments of the joints. DroPssss ~,
all Kinds by freeing and strengthening the k'u'S
} and bladder; they operate most del!ghlulEt -.
those important organs, and hence have ever W. ",
found certain remedy for the worst cases o. ~
el Also Worms, by dislodsng from the 'uf. 'ss
OF the bowels of the Shiny matter to when S S