The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-06-15
WofFat's Life Pills and Phoenix
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| isn Of Motlats Life Medicines was the resuit ol
pro.raced and painful illness Of their originator,
| AIR John Moffai. When taken III, Mr. III. was
prosperous and aoulishng Merchant IN INC 'o ,''
ed n number OF our most skllliuI physicians, lie, aI
ter moths Of suffering, was prevailed upon 10 Pul
chase tho receipt OF The invaluable VeSetaDe PrePa
ration now offered 70 The Puohc.
The effect OF the Life Medicine IN MS own case
was So singular and remarkable, that he immediate
ly determined to offer TO the world medicine !"
winch he not only owed his lie, but MS happiness
The uniform SUCCESS when mas since atehueu
their uistraton in every instance, where talr
trial has been given them, has been attesled oy
thousands aud inconiestiby proves their intrinsic
BiiLIOUS COMPLAINTS, 81 THE CAUSE.
"A well regulated and propornonate quantity oil
bile upon the stomach is always requisite lor 'he
promotion Of sound healthit stimulates digestion,
and keeps the Intestinal cana' 'fee ron an
tons On the interior surface of the liver is pes
cuIiar bladder in which the bile Is first preserved,
being formed by the liver from the blood L hence
it passes into the stomach and nteslines, ana reSu
lates the Indigestion Thus we see when there Is
n deficiency Of bile the body is constantly coslive
On the other hand, overabundance Of bile caus-
es freuuent nausea in the stomach, ana oIrn pro-
notes very severe attacks of disease, which some
times end in death. .
Fevers are always preceded by symptoms OF dis
ordered stomach; are also scrofuus disorders,
and all sympathetic, functional, organic, or iebrie
diseases From the same cause, the natural aud
healthy action of the heart and the whole vascular
system IS impaired and reduced below its natural
standard; as exhibited by palpitations, anguld
pulse torpors ofthe limbs, syncopo,and even death
itself in consequence of an overabundance OF Pc
culiar offensive substance TO the digestive organs.
The Life Medic should always be taken in
tho early stages of bilious complaints; and If pese
vered IN strictly according 10 the directions, Will
positive ely effect
MERCURY IN THE SYSTEM.-The Lie
Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than The best preparations OF Sarsa'
pa rilla and certain remedy for the rushing
Of blood toe head, or aioient headaches, tic do"'
icure eur, &c All persons who are predlsposed to
apopiery palsy S'c, shoul ID never be without the
Life Pills the Biters, for one dose in time will
safe life They equalize the circulation of the
blood draw all pressure from the head, restore per-
spiratlon and throw off every impury by the pores
of the skin.
RHEUMATISM.-M Life Medicines have
performed The most extraordinary cures Of Gout,
Rheumatism, and chrome complnints of all kinds,
when used with perseverance,. They should how
ever be taken strictly according TO the directions.
The Phoenix Bitters so called, because they
possess tho power Of restoring the expiring embers
of health, to glowing vigor through the constitu.
lion as the Phoenix Is said be restored life
from the ashes OF its dissolution. The Phoenix
! Bttcrs entirely vegetable, composed of roots
found only in certain parts OF the western country,
which will nfalIibly cure FEVERS AND AGUES
of all kinds, will never fail 10 eradicate entirely all
the effects of mercury, infinitely sooner than the
most powerful preparations OF sarsaparia, and will
Immediately the determination of blood TO the
head; never fail in the sickatSS incident to young
females; and will be found certain remedy in all
of nervous debility and weakness of the most
| impaired constitutions AS remedy for Chronic
| and Lafanatory RheumltiSm, the efficiency of the
Phoenix Bittcrs will be demonstrated by the use OF
| a single bottle.
Unlike the host of pernicous quackcries, which
boast OF vegetable Ingredients, the Life Pills
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, free from Mercu
ry, Anlimony, Arsenic, any other mineral, in
any form whatever. They are entirely composed
of extracts from and powerful plants, the
tues of W hch, though long known TO several In
dian tribes, and recently to some eminent phur
maceu,cal chemists, are altogether unknown TO
the ignorant pretenders to medical science; and
were never before administered in so happily eff.
cacious a combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudtes constantly settling around them; and
to the hardened faces which collect in the
commissions of the small intestines. Other med-
cines only partially cleanse these and leave such
collected masses behind as 20 produce habitua cos
tiveness with all train of evils, sudden diarr
hna, with its imminent dangers This fact is well
known to all regular ana,omists, who examine the
human bowels after death: and hence the pejudice
of these we'll informed men against The quack ned.
icines of the age. The second effect of the VEG
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is TO cleanse the kidneys
and the bladder and by this means, the liver and
the lungs, the heathfu action of which entirely de
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary or.
guns.
The following are among the distressing variety
Of human diseases, to which the Vegetable Life
Pills are we'll known TO he n(alible and perfect
remedy
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomach, and eating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead ofthe stale and acrid kind;-
Flatuency, PalpitatIon of the Heart Loss of Appe
lte,, Heart burn and Headache, Res,lessness, H.
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, wi vanish,
as natural consequence of its cure. Costumes by
cleansing the whole length Of the intestines with
solvent process, and without vioence all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within TWO days
DiarrhGa and Cholera, by removing the sharp
rid by which these complaints are occasioned, and
by promoting the lubrcntive secretons of The mu-
cous membrane. Fevers of all kinds, by restoring
the blood to regular circulation through the pros
cess Of perspration in eases, ard the thorough
solution of all intestinal distractions in Others. The
Life Medicines have been known to cure Rheuma-
tism permanently in three weeks, and Gout IN half
that time, by removing local inflammation from the
muscles and ligaments of The JOINS. Dropses of
all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kidneys
and bladder; they operate, most delightfully."- on
those important organs, and hence have ever been
found a certain remedy for the worst Of gray-
ell Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
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