Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1841-03-04
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'0'd'"H f~s'~lsci the G.iowts IN.
Here Piz, and Kaso sr4 Eiss srlt
GOOD Oyestnrs s'oai and IN Ia, s..-l,
And inghd uns tew fur ,hs,a iini oFsus
And with ees2aiCh black bules aud sasw..s
Tho following advertisement unies The head OF
News N
"Any gal what's got n bed. Calico DIES coffee Dot
and skillet. knows how To make a bunnn' sh,u. ana
hno"s bow 10 Toxic care ofehIdren. can have my ser.
wees ul death parts both On us."
CARTS
A person oaeo telling an ex,raorl,nsrv .,o,v 4, ,.h.
er skepIcal hearers. ono asked the nafr,tor, .St a
YOU had notsecn the circunStaaee ysurselC. could Won
have believed az Indeed" replied tho Other"
could not Then rejo'ned the fnt. you will CT.
cuse me II | don't believe il neither"
The Plopgh-lt is not known where ne ,hst ,nvea.
ted the plough WIS bora nor where he died: vet no
has effected more for the happiness Of the world than
tho whole race of heroes and conqueror. who have
drenehed il with tears, and manured u with blood.
and whose birth parentage and education have been
handed do~r TO Us with a precision psocisely pFouor.
uonaie 10 the mischief they have doae.
The election Of State officers sna member, q
Congress VA! take place 10 .;sw Hampshire on The
5h VI March.
L,srcstiBy TO Blacksmith A Biactsmith in Milan
has discovered ihat,hy susp@piinr a length Vi Chain to
one of lac corners III he an by m ala, of a nns. the
n,se OF the hammer may he almost deadensd-O..o
RcspoSiiOry.
Aud what is there in ll,is, 10 make II Interesting 4,
Blacksmiuhs. We have followed the trade ourselves,
and -four anvil bad made no noise We would vii.
hnsiy have given 4 premium ~ the man who would
have put music ON 10
He Ihs, would take such music from It. can be no.
thing but u vice. oud should Ice bowed INTO a hot
s!atk trough; and tempered 10 O blue. straw, and white
and hen aaI!ed TO a wild horses foot.
c-Gg Hugh Brady Of the [. S. Army. arrived in
ms CITY lest evening. and has taken lodging. al the
Exrhungc-Pm Amss.
The ButIaaid's Aail-ovcr e0.O)o letters. and 40
bushels of newspapers. Sc. We're received at the Bos.
ton Post eiare CA NouIay. by The Britannia steamer
The letters :or New losk: Philadelphia and Baltimore
were dcsPliched b. ihe S.o".nstOn ears. At ( 800.
clock, T. VI. and Tie whole were distributed al 10
o'clock IN uo'withatandIng the immense ozl1unI.
mi all ~ IdiI'sou 10 Tie ordinary business OF lie Of.
ice.-EOs Courier.
GRACE AFTER NEAT.
Oau day ., tie tab.c ufiar late Dr. Poar,e. dean Of
Ely. just As ,hc clOih was being removed, the subi5c,
oidiscourse happened to be That of on extraordinary
mortality among the iawyefs have lo-i. +" said a
gentleman, mot icss han sy sninen, barrixiers in "a
many month"; The dean WHO was quite deur rose
n his iucnd flushed his reEa'Fks. and gave the com.
pany g'aee"For ll's and every other lnerey. the L5Id'a
name be rraired."
PAT AsroSIsuED-An unfortunate Hiberaian-no
itqaeuieE 81 IA ge parties. consequently n noodle m
saSir0n"Ey-rHfnina'iug N bis bliss uIun tie hank #
Z --'r. ~ hHHANA u AdltAEalN laAisllL 1NE.I
Och. honey exclaimed lie. Solcmaiy. .s.har ever |
should c'Ha to America 10 see q snuff hox walk"
"Nhisi SAID his vito, "L0ni be nner making fun OF
the 5..ta"
2bouC,t-The mind Of a thinking man resembles
the soils beneath whore surface Ire many precious
seets. livery rain calls forth buds, and every ban of
he sun produces flowers. FEUi's fail not in their
due Time. Ihe flower garden OF q MUD merely learn.
cd. enl9res hutdunns the night. The aJwers wilmer
away uaIer 'ae rays VI IAe sun, aud are followed by
no fruit.
THs MEyDc4Sr's vicrrx Eule -, Of
Chester Bradley, o! Dlnsyle near Rochester. men.
lGsned a fcw wosSs aso as having been 1 ightcaed in.
to hts IN seeing the s,rOllils bagg4r whp pselenIs ,,
no iacapIciIatrd TOR lIh,r BY tao 81. V,.a, d.nc,.
died on th7 !jh Feb. olihat di,Oa,e. Ills age wa
nine years.
Winthrop h'~i'. formerly editor Of tho Troy ,ly
Mil has associated hm,alf UGa tio editors Of iho
Philadelphia North American.
The Hi,~,achl'er, whiy Sat, Convention 0,,oro.
bed u B'si"non Tuestay evening. and nominated tho
present Governor ana Lieuienlni Governor as candi.
Gales Tor tHe same Offices 1.-THE ensuing election.
4 Snoker.-YOu look" said a Gertnan-minded and
imaginative friend t." pale, h1gsarI smoker "yoa
100" a'li y"a had got out o: your grave 10 light your
cigar and couldn't find your way back agaiI.'
~Bo7HeA"-rae late Wa. B.rlot. Of Ne xbaryp,i.
zen property to the AMOUNT Of Iboat half Il millioa of
collars lie has hcquerhod S5o9O0 TO the Thcol,r.
zeal Seminary az AnGOycr. making more than $500 600
II 'hs 'o'aI amount Vi his donations to that iusgtuisu.
1as Ei'7ier-Wel learn from Capt. Morris. Of tho
I :. Mail Schr. HlyEe. arrived here yes,sn!,y from
Aey West via Havana. tat this dansease r!sared a.
bout SIl'OOO IN tIrketsnnd present. at her bencOt IN
the HsVaha-SOzh PesL.
Curious md EnDsriqHi-We see i, stated =, a..
eisn paper. that NJ. Zeller, director OF m. Aorirnhnr,J
S'cle'y oil RarmsiadL in 1887. planted two ply,s or
ground OF tho same size with potatoes. yVnen ihs
plants mad Powered, the blossoms were removed from
'hose 20 ono held, while those in the other ,,ere lon
untouched. Tho tOrler Produced 456 lbs, the latter
a bil hns heen introduced into the Illinois Jsysl,.
tlre' Tor taxing old Bachelors. or single men over iro,
= I'VE years OF age-one hall tho proceeds 10 DO ~
p'Sl 10 me purchase OF flannel for INDECENT old maids,
VIC 'he o'her 10 the payment Of The interest on ina
Stale debt. We don't Tax unproauctiye propcrIv ~
tas State. fVPo'' "
Falc1ing Psulry--4n e-roerinsn, b,s I,,.i,
been tried Of feeding gees, with iumip,. chi N, go
enc and puI INTO a trough viii water. Tas effect
was'ihnisz gcos', weiyAiE. only 3 los. each whom
slui up acinlliy weighed % lbs each. ancr ABOUT
c'ee Farmer.
a temperate lec'Hrss IN the south. a shor, time since
hHsheu hs ctscoufsc tbus-"sni finally ny br.fh 70,
WY should my %! Won drink ardent spinis,-ny SON
i9h mas g'i as good cider as any IN the corntfy, q,
10 conts a quart" ''"
- sad they have invented q hind Of s,sc:oeIs.
!" We" orleans. ny Which LEFT handed .nen can read a
9oo@ u2sje down.
III 10 shot ri DO" IS the nan said when urosd
70 take his fourth glass.
Motto or DiSSOLUTTON.-Tbo rsfiner.bip
~ eAIsiins between the undersigned f1 The E-,V.
g cuisines ~ Wheeling. Va. l. his dsy Jf.s,ye5
= m"ltai consent. the JgsineB q lao late firm Of
5 Nof" &'o' wti Do settled up and closed b.