Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1841-07-06


We must paw for every thing the man said,
when mosquito aier voluntary sercnsde. 'e-i has
ball inis Alps.
WAC says there are three things Indispensable TO
peace and tranquility IN these tim.s; namely, 70
nothing, nothing, and know nothing.
A. Apology A well dressed young gentleman a,
ball, IN whisking abou, the his head against
Young LAZY. He began To apologize. Not word,
SIR cried She is not hard enough 10 hurt any body
Terrible Misery. One Of the police officers in Phil
adelphs. Thursday visited house in tina, city for
the purpose Of aues,ng man named Kelly. On en-
tering the house he hehed most sickenng sight II
appears that three Of kellys children had for some
time been afflicted with the small po,. Of whom
had Jus, died, and the other still in the oash
some and deplorabe condition, were lying upon rags
on the floor. To add still more the heart rendng
spectacle the mother OF the children lay the floor
intoxicated, and unable afford them any assistance
Kelley, the father, is worthless creature and had de-
serted them This account Of degra addition and misery
fairly rivals those that from the At
laniic. but fortunately, the suffering in this case is
ohargeabe to other than in similar instances In
| the old world.
A Fronting Chad. As a little girl abou, knee high
to grasshopper passing along with VIOLA
tile companion few evenings since the latter ,ripped
galy forward and called TO the former to hasten her
steps. But my lady replied with grea, dignity and dis
dsin-' No! Mall not let me he common as 10 nan
The infant prodigy will be quite distinguished in the
fashionable word.-Salem Register.
Paradise There is an island somewhere TO the
nor,hwafd, where it rains cologne, and peach
blossoms. The girls there 90 all the cour,ing-the
young men corseis, 60 barefoo,ed. and receive
the ladies' calls
Sailing Rags. A few years since n gentleman o.
our acquaintance in Philadelphia took into his house
Irish girl, fresh from the Emerald Isle" who's,
good nature only eq.alled by her entire gnoranc,
of every thing that apperiained to Homework. He
mistress one day told Biddy to go up stairs and
the rags Biddy having staid rather long, she wen
up to wha, KEEP, her, and her surprise dis
covered Bddy with pile Of rags side, and the
salt box on the other.
what earth you doing with tina, salt Biddyi
An sure didn't you say should salt the rags, mis-
ihrus, and ain, after doing what you ,ould mel
1t is nee dless to say Biddy informed the rag
would keep without salt, and that size had been sen
TO asSort and not salt them.
There are no less than three hundred and forty -s
applicants for the benefit of the insovent laws at tn
present term fine Insoven, Court OF Philadelphia.
The editor Of the Richmond Star has got his mattel
at last. He says there is pig in that city with sci
, enic twist to his tail, melodious grunt, amabl
. physiognomy, and altogether is highly respectable
, little pig He is rather thin now, and only weigh
c sii hundred pounds
There arrived at New York, from foreign port,
during the week ending Saturday, Goth III, 1859 pa,
sengers.
Sam Slick is philosopher. Whe ever uttered
sounder truth than The following from the lips Of h'
author "The character and conduct of the old mar
sarn guarantee for those of the darter.