The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-06-01
NHoffat,s life Pills esAd Phoenix
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ORIGIN or THE LIFE MEDlClNES.--The
| " reader may not perhaps be aware that me pr
ign of Moffats Life Medicines was the result oi
pro.raced and painful Illness OF iher "f.s,naso,
prospei Gus and Aourishing Merchant IN the eiower
part of the city, and having consulted and employ
ed number Of most sklifui physicians he, al
ter moths of suffering, was prevailed upon 10 pur
chase tho receipt OF The Invaluable vegetaDe PrePa
| ration now offered 10 the pubic. yytt.3tr e-tls
The effect of the Life Medicine In his own case
was so singular and remarkable, that he immediate
ly determined TO offer to the world medicine 10
which he moi only owed his life, bur Ills happiness
| The uniform success which has since attended
their administration in every instance, where TAR
trial has been given Them, has been nttested ny
and ncon teslibly proves their intrinsic
merit. -,
"A we'll regulated and prOpOriionaie quantity OF
bile upon the stomach IS always requisite LOT tne
promotion of sound healh--it stimulates digestion,
and keeps the Intestinal canal free from all obsruc
tons On the interior surface Of the liver is pes
culiar bladder in which the bile is first preserved,
being formed by the liver from The blood. Thence
il passes into the stomach and intestnes, and regu
Iates the indigestion. Thus we see when there is
a deficiency OF bile, the body is constantly coslive-
On the other hand, an overabundance of bile caus-
es frequent nausea in the stomach, and often pro-
notes very severe attacks OF disease, which some
times end in death. y tn.s ettfst. .rfsa3 ,t' IN
Fevers always preceded by symptoms OF dis
ordered stomach; as are also scrofulus disorders,
diseases. From The stme cause, the. natural aud
healthy action of the heart and the whole vascular
system is impaired and reduced below its natural
standard; exhibited by palpitations, languid
pulse, torpors ofthe limbs syncope, and even death
ITSELF in consequence of an overabundance of pc.
cuar offensive substance TO the digestive organs
The Life Medicines should always be taken in
the early stages of bilious complaints; and if perse
vered in strictly according 10 the directions, will
positively effect cure. s., I.s, -, ,.....s.
MERCURY in THE sYsTEM.-The Lie
Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than the best preparations OF Sarsa
pa rilIa, and certain remedy for the rushing
of blood TO The head, ai0ient headaches TIC d0u-
ieureur, Src.' All persons who are predisposed TO
dpoptery, palsy S,c., should never be without the
Life Pills the Bitters for dose in time will
safe life. They, equalize the circulation of the
blood draw all pressure from the head, restore per-
SEPARATION and throw off every impur,y by the pores
TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT g.
RHEU M ofat's Lille Medicines have
performed the most extraordinary cures Of Gout,
rheumatism, and chronic complaints Of all kinds,
when used with perseverance,. They should how
ever, be taken strictly according to the directions.
The Phoenix Bitters so called, because they
possess tho power Of restoring the expiring enbers
of health, to glowing vigor through tho constitu-
ton, tho Phoenix is said to be restored 10 life
from the ashes OF its own dissolution. The Phmnix
Bitters are entirely vegetable, composed Of roots
found only in certain parts of the western country
which will infaliby cure FEVERS AND AGUES
the effects of mercury, infinitely sooner than The
most powerful preparations Of sarsaparilla, and will
immediately cure the determination of blood to the
head; never fail in the sickness incident to a6ung
females; and will be found certain remedy in ali
Of nervous debility and weakness of the most
impaired constitutions As remedy for Chronic
and afamatory Rheumatism, the efficiency of the
Phoenix Bitters will be demonstrated by the use of
single bottle, ...s So !, ~.
Unlike the host of pernicious quackeres, which
boast Of vegetable Ingredients, the Life Pills are
purely and COMMUNICATING, free from Mercu
ry, Antimony, Arsenic, or any other mineral in
any form whatever. They are entirely composed
of extracts from rare and powerful plants, the
tues of which; though long known TO several In
dian tribes, and recently to some eminent phar.
maceutical chemists, are altogether unknown to
the ignorant pretenders to medical science; and
were never before administered in so happily eff
cacious q combination. en3 e=3t'~ esf1 AT - sNs
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudides constantly settling around them; and
to remove the hardened faces which collect i'm the
of the small sinfestines Other medi-
cines only partially cleanse these and leave such
collected masses behind TO produce habitual cos
veness, with all lts train of evils, or sudden darr-
h@a, with its imminent dangers This fact is well
known TO all regular anatomists, who examine the
human bowels alter death: and hence the peiudce |
Of these well informed men against the quack med
cines of the age The second effect OF tho VEG |
ETABLE LIFE FILLS is to cleanse the kidneys I
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver and
the lungs the hcalthfni action of which entirely de
Ponds upon The healthy action of the urinary or.
gans. ''4H E @7asNs@s& ~ Nsfaatffea
The following are among the distressing variety
IF human disc asses, to which the Vegetable Life
Pills are well known 10 be infalible and perfect
remedy:
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomach, and creating flow Of pure
healthy bile, instead ofthe stale and acrid kind;-
FIatuency, PalpitatIon Of The Heart, Loss of Appe
lite ), Heartburn and Headache, Restlessness, iii.
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, win vanish,
as natural consequence Off cure Costivness by
cleansing the whole length of the intestines with
solvent process and without violence; all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within two days
Diarrh9a and Cholera, by removing the sharp ac.
rid by which these complaints are occasioned, and
BY promoting tho lnbricaiive secretions of the mu-
,ous, membrane. Fevers OF all kinds, by restoring
tho blood TO regular circulation through the pro,
cess OF perspraon in some cases, ard The thorough
solution of all Intestinal distractions o,ners. The
Life Medicines have been known to cure Rheuma-
ism permanently in three weeks, and Gout In half
hat time, by removing local inflammation from the