Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1841-01-23
"A BIZ OF nIyARsinN-

we find the following humorous description ofn
'riai ut the kilrn-h Qreland) Petty Sessions. IN one VI
"'f late Ensli.h papers
7ae Lrish crrCtoooias Trr-CivliraiioR =
progressing IN the " green land ut shamrock. aud shik
ts'ans. Wakes are not 81 well attended rs OfIncrly.
ItsNet mas Commenced sop.r-eding hcrling. snJ he
way ~
All fe 'ilent d,ga,ty Of grief"
All this may be very true. or il NAV be as a.lusiy,
NJ the returns Of the STATS 1T the British nav, se hat
AS " WILL tie dreadful ~ir1uhle." as jonathan phrnses
~. vi Con COilopy is oar cJuecrn. 'rh.r, ne stands.
waning h'ok IN hand and now hes .worn. bes hitch
Ell up his "body. bent down. applied the Cts f1r,,
and thumb To his prpbo.sis. hemmed ihns. nnS sTp.
ned unec. Now. then. Con. "Thro' the nGn,s, 90.
uemen. an Con, spare We yer health. an hook down
upbn W, dag an nisht-ay indeed an always thio'
the names. ginilerncn. ms I was Sayin' oy Fam n,,e.
the dhuycr ov .ho kilmihil jingle. an h:;le Danny
Nash. rcsavsd a kickin' an elouiIn' ihat wa. out oy
all rason. indeed. an surprised messlf greatly. 50 il
did"
Magistrate Who kicked and clouied YOU
Con Colopy threw back his head tN ice in success.
SION rs though he wished TO be rid OF II. and turning
hrs haads towards tho bench. as IL waning them. hs
replied. Z" Who did, is i'll Ezra. then. no. yo,r rover.
ence but who did not that. the cut ihats the cut.
! am iellin' We. Min woman. an ehilder Ind a push
IL me; Tom Doyle sot 'em ON, on Danny Mash sinh
The hat down over me noso an eyes. wid one hit he
gN'd on The crown. Sure, glory be To gooiness. but
some people IL never satisfied. ! ought 10 bc conrin.
,eu as ] dragged the life away from 'em at ALA
laugh)
Master Doyle. tho whip" Of the vehicle alluded to.
whleh MI 'ris her M'jesty's lcgeS on opportunity Of
'aAihg danger at ihrco-pence a mile" now made hs
entry cniomhed IN n hugo coat hat ir,iled on The Ia.
Die, and the collar OF which stood high alo 80 his neck,
wns all Tor dIyarion Sakc,' said Tommy Doyls,
III engage. AK himself. an like n dacent loy, whin
he takes time To put ID To- his own hroas', he'll nc.
sno"iedgo twas 4 sporiiu' joko. an nothtn' else"
Iuis was really an illustrations or the ancient aiagc.
Il sTHcLnntnn .Naskn.s -. -. -
Thought. "fases." he said. civ / was puttin' ia to
me breast MI next st. Marin'~day. | eou.dn'l sre the
simblance o dIvarsion in such usage. NJ indeed. ne
All inc sooksrhat were ever shct an opened, | couldn't
ga oeg"T. ~ ye call that amusement, I'm eu.y; iak0s
l am ~'-(rencwed laughter)
Mag siratc-Well, come. you'd better tell u. how il
y originated.
Con-'In the Irish cry, my lori. whin tho cal
Was comm towards Found lane, an ID rlinin' thai
: you'd imigin twas Tin riillion - v.tet.,tuu,s xa.
pelrn down. Danny Nash soI up Inc IRISH cry in a
terrible loud voice. nv sich n dsleful manner. tina,
hegoF | thought az first all belongin' to him wor
punched. Oh hlud alive what's aInis- wild YOU
err says l. Oh, oh alliln, ARA, why did Won di.,'
says ls-ciapPin' his hands. Well. the people he
sintd To hunt The caran' - GENE To- the doors-Wieh,
choke you, say ono. whoever you are. wakin' the De-,
ple' The d. split YOU says another. AN Keep
your grief TO yourself this night So me lad only rul
the mcela-rnrrther higher till the car stopped, and tho
raboie gathered. Are YOU The man in trouble = say.
they to IHsSelL Con help him. he is answer. Dow,
an Nash 40 they all turned to. IN mobbed me, tia
nothing Was like 1t. Thruo for 'em all, IN engage
was soon the man in throubie"-Croars Of InuehisrO
Young Doyle buried his PhIz ia the collar of hs nm.
pic coIanore. To concenl an ill-suppre..ed cachinaIion
which soon vanished however. when he and tho ab
II sent mock m"nr'or were fined p 81 each.