New-York tribune., 1841-12-20
Pluto AND THE DISEASES

OLD PLUTO lately cal q MS cIsh
OfagoH,s round him to NAV,
"a know II once the reason why
Tac Yankees tuke 20 long 10 die
Qao.h nc. Alas there was Z tme.
The? 81! came posting III their prime,
But now think the villains Try
WITH Old MeihuselGh to We,
Since all they DO ls done with speed,
bur GyIng las; TO serve our need;
For IN tl,lr land ofuotious cunning,
Ofpus.ng, crushing, driving. unning,
Upon my conscience) lt~ou!d seem,
An thlpg- but dying went By -teom,
go now tsey hardly rccompcnse rs,
ror making ont III, yearly census.
Thu- I awe GALES YOU IL q ROW,
The reason cfthis fact 10 show.
That We la-y plan some method clever.
TO coax them here a fast as ever.
And .clp our friends 10 cut shine,
Who make grca;-colts Of bit' of pine.
SIR Fever YOU he.IH the starry,
That rubs Sur names OF half their glory.
NY icgc own with many SIGH,
| can't persuade the roGues to die,
bake. and Tiast, ard fry, and stew ih ",
pour hot lava through aud through them,
And of t1cir heads with eager pains
Hot ovens make 10 burn th,ir bruins
But all in vain, for a ln,nk
10 give u fare h- final PINK.
/ he villain frown- calm do fance,
And swallows witk profound reliance,
4 dose of things called Peters Pills,
Which all ms bubbnF lava chilli,
And instant stops the work ofslaushtr
And leaves his blood a. pure as water"
Ilore grim Dyspep.la pat hi- chat IN
&" Ny licgc-my Iiegc, the truth he'- pat ini
For even my plans are oft demolished,
BY lha; decciver's arts so polished
choke the slomaCll-sOur the chyle,
Disierd the spleen, disturb the bile,
And guard 80 well each leak and drain,
That all tina, enters must remain,
But then when all l. smooth and nice,
To send my j,h home in trice,
He takes those swlal Pills OF Peters,
rs r3ily rs glass Of blttcrs,
Aud an my agents left aud right,
Ai0 put TO instantaneous light;
Indeed it sometime, make, me laugh,
To see the rlscals scamperng on
Now Palsy pale his voice mtruded,
.. | too great Pluto, an included,
In tie unfortunate diseases
This doctor lrubs where er he pleases;
take my man, and gripe his bowels,
Thoagh .leep'd the white in smoking towels,
And snake lin As the fit Increases,
Until you'd tank he'd ILL to pieces
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Ana I'm lo,,ne ALI NV fame;
'rnas..p,lls Of Peter. rm inclined
m ,hinl,. peryade The very wlnd.
Far 8. Isrc,oe',rI 20 To work,
they fall .pon me Ike a Tur.
So-fall ua, slal to the strlic)
RIM anay 10 save nv life
And If the mast were bound to curse,
I,as future viii b, ten times worse;
For Ly a patented machine.
NIuich Ia Gothum late have Sreu,
lie makes with ease. I've heard him say,
Five hundred thousand pills day,
So that the chance IS ve.y small,
Ofpco7le dying there at alt
Here l.adache-Tapew orm- Indigestion,
Aad Gout-by tsrns TOOK up Tic question;
Then followed tea blue devils winning,
With Scurvy, Asuc. aId Plague repung,
4 4, that TN. plrine scoarge OF lis
By oil men known a. PETERS PILLS.
The iius oitsrrocs look 4 the =hlle.
A, tbouylI hi. soul wer.. iurp.d IN l,iia
Asd poured Ten fhou.and osrh. Of ,.,J
o.. The ds.otsa Deter head.
T6cnl,ns a,i,,,a.ss', ,b, '...,',i.
saeet'icyi!s, TINS viii never do
Your ty!lnt mu't be bfibed bv Death,
Or hrre an sha 10 losing BREATH.
AZ isast /! mes above tfH .5tation,
lae only way 10 snve the nation.
J. hy ! Inkee speculation
For instance. pay the rogues, 20 pryiug,
80 many dollars each for diving:
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