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THE POOR iNpIaN.

10 The splendid regions ofIhe .. Far
wrslr which lie between Missouri
and the Rocky Mountains, there are
living st This moment on the prairies.
various tribrs. WIN, IL itfG 90 them
selves, would continue for ages 10 live
an the Buffalo Which cover the plains.
The skins Of these animals. hosever.
have become valuable 10 the whites,
and accordingly this seaulilul srrdsni
country, and these brave and in iepen-
dent people. have been invaded by the
white traders. Who. by paying thsm a
pint Of whi,kry for each skin. Tor
robe' as they are termed In Amrri-
eal which sells al New York for ten or
lively. dollars. induce ihrm TO slsugh-
ter these animals in immense numbers.
leaving their flcsh. the faoa Of the fH-
dian, Go rot and purify on the ground.
No admoniIion or Caution can arrest
Tor o moment the propriling power Of
The ~hiskey. Accordingly in oil d.
rections these pour thaug hIless beings
are seen furiously riding under is in-
flarnce in pursuit OF their game, or IN
oiher words, in the fatal exchange OF
foul Tor poison. IL has been very a.
trn,iveiy calculated by traders, sho
manage 60 collect per annum froml50,
600 10 100000 buffalo skins, al the
rate which these animals are disposed
Of. in 10 years they will be killed Cd.
Whenever that event happens, Mr..
Calm very justly prophecies that
$50. 900 Indians. now living in q
plain Of marty three thousand miles
IN extent. must die OF starvation, and
become a prey 90 the wolves. or that
they must either attack the powerful
tribes ofthr Rocky mnun.
tains, or in utter phrenzy Of despair
rush upon The White population in the
forlorn hope Of dislndging il. IN she
Two latter alternatives there exists no
chaHce, and We have therefore The ap |
psiling reflection before us, that $50.
900 Indians must soon be added TO the
dismal list Of those who have already
sithered and disappeared. leaving
heir Country 20 bloom and flourish 10
The possession Of The progeny Of anu
Ihrr world! Quarterly Repiep.
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AEa-AAAA&AeaAs - AAAAaAeLaAAH
IN Mrs. Halle Ra9k % ireland.
occars me Goila~ias Ps.ssgr. aAich >
person ~ilI hardly read NIshosi emo.
ices
!. We catered one day cottage in
cha sahsrb &C Cork; o wonan sas
kniitiag stockings at ihe door. ltxas
rs neal and comfortable a. any in The
most prosperous district Of England.
We tzli her brief story IN her own
~ords. rs nearly as Ne can recall
shem.
!. Ny kashsad Is q xheeixrigai.
sst sissys earned his gsinea Aeek;
nc Vas . good workman. and neither
y bad maR nor bad husband, but the
lase far the drink VAS sirong In him.
sad 10 sssn't often he brought me
hume more Than Eve shillings oll OF
bis one PoaHd on a Saturday night;
aud IL broke ny heart 10 ses the poor
ehiidreH tss ragged 10 send 20 school.
% say nothing Of the starved loak
they had sut Of Tho little could give
shem. Well, God DC praised. be look
she pledge; and the next Saturday.
he laid tweniy-sne shilliags upon the
chair you SIC upon. o. didn't ! give
fAaaks upon my Bonded knrrs that
asghis Sill, ! was fearful il wouldn'i
last. and ispent no more Than the Eve
shillings ! MAS used 90. saying 10 my
self may De ihe money will be more
~snied than IN 10 now. Well. the
nrxt werk he brought me the same.
and the next. and The next, sntil eight
werks passed; aud glory be O. God.
there ass no change Tor the bad IN my
husband; and all the while he never
asked me wby there was nothing better
Tor hin Out ofhis hard earnings; so I
Geit there was m fear Tor him; and the
ninth weak when he came homo % INC,
l bad this table bought, aud these SIX
chairs. one lar myself. four FOR the
children, aud one tor himself. Aud !
was dressed in new gown. and The
children all had nea clothes and shUes
and stockings. aud upon his own chair
put bran-nen suit; and upnn his
plate put The bill and resale Tor
Them all-just the eight sixteen shil-
iiags they Gust that ~ saved out oi
has wages, not knowing what might
happen. and thai always before vent
Tor drink. And be cried. good lady
and goad gentleman, he cried like
baby--bat Twas with lhaaks 20 God;
and nov where's the. healthier man
than nv husband IN the County OF
Cork. Or happier wife than myself.
ar better fed children than our own
four"
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poLIrEnEss.

IL oar intercourse with the world,
CHS species Of civility is imperative.
We possess no right 10 give offence.
BY language or actions 10 others; and
No are bound IN condacl ourselves
agreeably "a the reasonable aud set
rules OF socieiy. Some severe writers
on morals have coniounded politeness
and insinreriiy. They seem To ina
giae that the act Of speaking graceful
~ TO another is necessarily mere gri.
mace, or an empty tllurish signii, Ing
nn,h'ns. ln many instances with ia.
sincere people this may be the case,
put u Is not 50 with those uf ell reg
uiated minds. II is always better 10
speak politely. that Is with proprirty
aad deiicscy. than bluntly, coarsrly or
impertinenily. Cisilized society has,
in The course Of tine, instituted GER
tain rules 10 the code Of poiiten,ss.
shich, though Of little actual value.
q iseseSy ones duty 10 learn, ber ausr
by knssing and acting upon them.
We can make lifesgIide on much more
smoathly and pleasantly than ir se
remained % ignorance Of them.
IL j. incum5ent upon every one to
DC courteous and respectful in his in
trfcavrse with ueishbors, scqusin
tanees. or with the public generally.
To interiors. speak kindly and con-
sidrrately, 50 as toareiieve them from
any feeling Of being beneath you in
circumstances; 10 eq lals, be plain and
pasdecied 10 manner; aud TO SUPERB
oss. snow becoming respect. without,
however. descending 10 subservicncy
and neanness. Ia short. act q man
W. Courteous and inolfeasiye part in
All ibr sifR iii0ns Of life in aliich you
may be placed. Society has ordain-
cd certain modes Of address, and Ger.
iaio exterior signs Of responsiveness,
ssses q behoTes rs 10 support aud
personally attend 90. BY attention
10 the rules such as We have alluded
We tue poorest nan will be entitled
- sas Character Of q gentleman, and
py mattcntion 10 then che most veal.
my individual WILDE essentially val
gar. falgarity signifies coarseness
or indeiicscy Of manner, and is not
necessarily associated With poverty
or lowpess Of condition. Thus an
operative artisan may be . gentle
msn. and worthy of our particular
esteem; while an opulsat merchant
msy De only q vulgar clown. with
whom % . iDpossiblc 20 be on terms
o' friendly intercourse. We say. cuI-
psa'e palltrn.ss Of manner, By ell
means. tr il is refined cyiIity, and
spare both ourselves and others
auci unnecessary pain.
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The follsuing eepilemea have been appoint.
ed agents for the sale Of Brandrclh's Pills,
Dennis Heart. Hillsborough.
S,edman & Ramsay. Pnisborough.
Hsrgrave, Gather a. Co. Lexington.
Joseph A. SieeluG. Midway. Davidson.
James b. M.Dade. Chapel Hill.
J. M. A. Drake. Ashbofough, Rsndolrh.
John X. Brown, Privilege. Do.
NJ. C. Gardner. ST. Lawrence. Chslhsu.
G. A. Mebsne. Mason Hall. Orange.
E. a. w. Smith, AIananee, Guilford.
j. a. X. Sloan. Grrensborough.
]. & X. Reid. Troublesome Iron worls,
Rockingham.
James Johnson. Wentworlh, Do.
Wood & Neal. msdison. DO.
]. w. Burton. & Co.. Lesks,ille, DO.
Owen M.Aleer. Yaneeysille, Css~sll.
N. j. Palmer. Milton, Do.
December IS 4s-ism
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a CARD
January 10.

nR. JAMES s. SMITHS health is so FAR
~ restored as 10 enable him to resume the
practice Of his profession. lie cannot promise
10 ride 10 the night, as bis eye sight has so Ear
iaiied him as 10 render night travel dangerous
tie has associated bic son 2. J. SMITH with
him IN the practice, who will be able to attend
TO night calls, ana such as offer in incIement
weather. Under this arrangement all that
may call will be attended TO. either by. day or
night. in good or in bad weather.
November 4. AZ
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M Time 10 Rend.-We have oft.
en- encountered men Win profess To
believe they have anp time 10 rrad. |"
Now we think Of il. they have always
been men Of one character. the points
OF which are easily summed up. Nine
times out Of ten. they are men who
have never found time 10 confer any
substantial advantage either upln
their country, their families. or them
selves. They generally have time 10
go 10 elections, attend public barrie.
cues. camp meetings. sales, and sing.
ing scho,ls. but lhry have "nu time to
read" They frequently spend whole
days 10 gossipplpg. tipping, aud
swapping horses, al The cross roads or
county town. bot they .have 40 time
10 read" They sometimes lose a day
10 asking advise of a neighbor-some-
times day in picking up the news 5.
the prices current, and the exchanges
but these men never have any .slime
to read" They have time 10 hunt. 10
fisb, TO fildle, 60 drink, 10 do "nu.
thing" but ..no time 10 read" Such
men usually have uneducated children,
unimproyed farms, and unhappy fire.
sides. They have no energy, no
spirit for Improvement. no luve of
knosIedge; they live "unknown."
and often die unwept and unregrsited.
Southern CuitiUafor.
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NEW
Fall and Winter
GOODS.


WYE BEG lsaFe ls can he sEisnlioa of eur
" fnsnds as1 essiomsrs, 10 = stoek 81
Geots nes FeesisiAE and oPeniaf. lsss ilen
New fork. We uili not attempt 10 BATTER,
but iaviie those wishiag . psrrhase e cal.
ora STOCK soxPRisEs,
Sapefios sool dyed Black CLOTHS
Do. DO. Blue do.
Do. do. In.isible Green. do.
Heavy dossle milFd Dab Cloth, Tor Ossrcoais
Do. DO. Grey do. DO
Do. %. Beaver do. %.
Do. do. Pllot Do. Do.
Csssimeres. Fssiings. Ssiinsis.
Striped and plain Linssy. Kerey.
Super w hisney& Greenki akinaw Blankets
Duffir and swilIed diros
Blanket and Clolh Over Goats.
Ladies' closks. Plaid Shawis. Hsn6ksr'
chiefs,
white. Red and Green Flannels,
Green Bsize. Oil Cloth.
French and English Merinoes,
Pisin. Black. and Figured Mousselin do
Lane.
French, English and American Prints,
Black and Blue black Bombszines.
Black and Colored Silks.
Plain and cheqoered Muslin.
Worked Collars and Scsrfs.
Florence and Straw Braid Bonnets.
New Style Hoods. Flowers.
Bonnet Ribbons. EJsings. Laees, &c. &c
ALSO,
Glass. Queensware. Crockery. and Stone
Ware.
Turkey Red and Cotton Yarn.
Hardware snd CUTLERY.
Malssses. LOAF and Brown Sugar.
Chocolsie. Mace. Cloves,
Race and Ground Ginger,
Powder. Shot. Nails. Window Glass,
White Lead, Prussisn Blue.
crome Green, Crome Yellow, and other
Paints, &c. 40. &c.
PARKER a. NELSON.
October e. A.
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HILLsBoRoUGH,N.C.
PUBLISHED WEEKLY
Y DENNIS HEARTT

At THREE roiiaEs TEAR, IN TWO DolLAis
fiFTS csErs ~ RAID IN AIyAScE.
Those who do not give notice Of their with
10 have ihrif aptr dist oniinncd az The expi,s-
tion Of the year, will be presumed as tcsiring
IFS ontinusnse until countcImanfcd And 10
paper will lie discontinued until al ancsrarfs
are raid, unless al tie option u the publisher.
Advertisements not exceeding sixteen liDe,.
nnc dhllardor tie first, aud twenty-five rents
Tor each sntst quehi insertion; longer ones ~
proportion. couri advertisements twenty-five
per cent liRhcr. A,lrdmiion of 81 pc cent.
vii be rad. 10 advertisers D. tie year.
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Look at This!

A IL persons indebted 10 me by Note
are requested 10 come and settle
them. and all persons idebied TO me by
Accounts are requested 10 settle them
with Cash or Noies, as I wish 10 close
my books up TO this time, lst Of January
ls4l.
A. PARKS.
Januaty5. 81 5w
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Hats and Shoes.

PA@Eaa Q Si9as0H have jus, re.
lived,
10 Cases IlATS-Comprising Bes.
yer. Silk. and Brush. livery ,heap.l
Id Cases SHOES--Comprising,
Ladies Kid Slippers.
Do. Ba,kin waking Shoes,
Mises Kid slipPers.
Do. Waking 81 oes,
Mems ZIP Brogsns,
DO. Stout do. .a..=.
"a. ALsn,
ladies and Gentlemen's India Rubber Over
Shots. "
October %. -. -.,zs A.
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"A Gard.

nR. NORWOOD, having now no other
~ occupation or business whatever, will de.
vote himself entirely TO the practice Of siedi.
cine. He may be found lwhen not profession.
ally engagedl az his shop. in Rarbrough's old
store. East ofthe Court House, ready and viii.
ng, at all times aad seasons, 10 attend calls.
HillsboToagh Dec fIs So
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THESE Medicines are az
5.btsd loT lhsiT hsme 20 teeh
E,anilesl and seassoe asiios
= purifying che springs .ad
ehssaeis 81 lie. asd eodsing
tl.esa viii Eeaewed ions ano
visor. 10 many huadred Ger
li6ed cases shlea have oesl
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STATE OF NORTH.CARoLINA.
Orange Counfu.


10 Equiiy--September Term. 1910.
James ntb6 agent Of the Bank Of Cape Fear, '.
William L. Duham's hshs al lac.
Petition 10 sell Lands.
7 appearing TO the satisfaction OF the ccuIt
That Isaiah Durham, Thomas Duihsni, Fer.
dinand Durham, and Dtliiah Durham, DIFF nd.
ants 20 this ,ase. IRE not inhaiiianis tf this
state; u is therefore ordered. that public alton
be mace IN the ilIllsbU,ough Recorder. for siI
weeks suecessively, that unless tie ssid 6eien.
aanis spPear al the next tenn 81 this Count, TO
DC held ior The touniy Of Orange al the court.
house ~ Marlborough. ON the Second Monday
~ MaHh next, and then and there plead, az.
sMer or dcmur 10 the said bill, the zane will
De taken pro onfesso and heard cx rstle asis
hem, and derreed accordingly.
JAMES WEBB, c. 8. M
Price ADV s4:5O a. 6w
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Mattresses,

ElTllER Double or Single, made Ia
order--an article OF gres, comfort.
either in sumner or winter. Ordrfs leh
al the Office Of The Ilillsborcugh Recor.
der will be duly atsuded 10.
July "a. 60
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STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA,
Orange County.
Superior Cour. % Law--Sepember
Term, 1910.
PellB Taylor.
vs.. Petition for Divorce.
Elisha Taylor.
appearing 10 the satisfaction Of the Cont.
that Elisha Taylor, the defendant II this
case, is not an inhabitsnt Of this state; \, IL
therefore ordered by the Court, that publica.
ton be made IN the IiilsboIoueh Recorder for
SIX weeks that the defendant appear al the
nex. superior Court to be held Cor the CONT,
OF orange, al the court house in Iiillsborour6.
on the second Monday Of March next, 10 an.
swer, plead or demnr TO the petition in mi,
case; Otherwise Judgment pro conftsso will be
taken against HIM
JOS. 9. NORWOOD. Clerk
Price Adv. 81 so. AZ" Gu
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STATE OF NoRrH.CARoMNA,
Orange County.

In Equiiy-Sepiember Term. 1870.
chssley p. Georges hsi-, v. ZaehariaA Tries
and OILERS.
TT appearing 10 The satisfaction .fihe Court
= that James Trice and J. e. Brassiield, de.
PENDANTS IN this case, are not Inhabitants IL
this state; II is therefore ordered, that rubli
cation be made IN the iiillsborough Recorder.
Tor sis weeks successfully, that unlessahe said
James Trice and John c. Brassfield appear al
the next term Of This Court, 90 be held lnr ihc
county Of Orange. at the court house ia Hills.
borough, on the second Monday in March
next. the bill wilbe taken pro eonIssso against
them, heard ex parte, aud decreed according
ly.
JAMES WEBB C. & M.
Price adv. 81 so n-ey
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Press for sale.

ls3ElNG desiro'r Of embarking in another
business, now offer the establishment
OF Tue Wilmington Advertiser for sale
do not know Of more eligible situation
ior persons DESTROYS Of embsrking in the pr,n.
ting business, than Wilmington. North Caro-.
lima.
Terms accommodating. Applications mus,
be post paid.
Il +. G. HILL
Wilmington, Nov. IL. 4s.
~ QN KG 4 al .
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ia honorable Example -rse fol-
Towing We dad 10 the Mays,iIls Ea-
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Corn! Corn! Corn!

THE subscriber wishes 10 purchase FIVE
HUNDRED BARRELS OF CORN.
J. 8. SMITH.
January ). S.
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Dr. BRANDRETH's oflee In Virginia, Z
los MAIN STREET. RICHMOND,
Near the Old Market.
Where The Pills can be obtained Al Qsrsnss m,
box. with full objections.
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1841-04-24
wink, as she said good by.,.lot me alone for Sc.

wink, as she said good by---let me alone for Sc.
cret.
1t was not many days before squire P. received
polite note from Parson G. requesting him to
attend a meeting Of the church, and many Of the
parish, at the south conference ROOM in order to
settle some difficulties with one Of the church
members, who, in order to clear up her chalac.
ter, requested squire P. to be present.
The Psrson, who was very worthy man.,
knew The frailty Of some OF the weak sisters, as
aunt Lizzy called them, and as he was particu
lar friend Of squire P.'s requested him in his note
to say nothing Of it TO his wife. but the squire
took the hint, and telling his wife that there was
parish meeting, requested her to be ready by 2
o'clock. and he would call for her
Accordingly the hour Of meeting came.-.the
whole village hocked to the room, which could
not hold half Of them. All eyes were alternately
on the squire and SUsey B.....Mrs P. stared and
Susey looked as though she had been crying for a
fortnight. The Parson with sofiened tone, and
in as delicate manner as possible, stated the
story about Susey B., which he observed was in
every body's mouth, and which he did not him.
sell believe one word ol..--and squire P, being
called on to stand as winess....after painting in
lively colors the evils OF Islander, with which their
village had been infested, and particularly the
| church, called on aunt Lizzy in presence Of the
meeting, and before the church, TO come out and
make acknowledgement for the violation of a
Bible OATH Aunt Lizzy's apology was. that she
only told Deacon Ships wife ont.-..and she took
an oath that she wouldn't never tell nobody else
ont. Deacon Ships wife had it appears, sworn
Roger Toohaker's sister never to tell nobody
on't-.-.and SO it went through the whole church,
and from thence through the village.
The squire then acknowledged before the whole
meeting, that he had, as he told aunt Lizzy slept
with church member, half the way to Boston,
and that he believed her to be one OF the ikeliest
of their members inasmuch as she never would
hear nor retail Slander. All eyes were now alter.
nately on Susey B. and squire P. wile-.-.aunt
Lizzy enjoyed kind Of diabolical triumph, which
the squire no sooner perceived than he finished
his sentence by declaring that the church member
to whom he alluded, ,1dS his o,rn la,cful aci6.
Aunt Lizzy drew in her head under huge
bonnet, as turtle does under his she'll, and
marched away into one corner Of the room, like
dog that had been killing sheep. The squire, al
usual, burst out into fit Of laughter, from which
his wife, Susey B. and even the Parson could moi
help joining. Parson G, afterwards &C
knowledged that squire P. had given death
blow to scandal in the village which all hi.
preaching could moi have done.
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1841-04-24

-
Dark is the night! How dark! NO light! NO hre!
shivering she watches by the cradle side
For him who pledged her ioue--lastyear a bride!
,r -.
-" -. u'' 'oos''p'' p''''7
gone'
now ~sari'y ','' 'l'"o laws ot =.
And 5eispca 'twoud lsst!--How mad!--How
blindr
~ q
hest tnee' my oaoe'--nest on.- iis munger cry!
Famine and cold their wetrying work have done.
NV heart must break!--and thou."--The clock
4 strikes one,
s. y.1sif 81
"Hushl Ills the dice-box Yes; he's theFeiih he's
For this!-for this he leaves me to despair!
Leaves love, leaves truth his wfe his child. for
'--s,'.3 ,.,h..,
-, ,,.
o. IN not curse AIM No' us al in saih "a,
lis long 70 ~ait--out sure ne II CONS again NJ
.And could stafve ana oiess nun OUT 'or YOU
my ohd!--nss enssas on nenos Inc ciocK ssfiAs'
" Two 80. s.
Nm. 80
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A SINGULAR SERMON,

-Four gentlemen and an Old minister were as.
sailed Oh the highway, by three robbers, who de-
manded and took possession OF all their funds
The old minister pleaded very hard TO be allowed
d little money, as ne was on his way to pay bill
in London. Tbs highwsynen, as our authority
informs US, being generous fellows gave hini
all his money back on condition Of his preaching
them a sermon. Accordingly, they retired a
little distance from the highway. AID the mi mis-.
ter addressed them as follows:
"GENTLEMEs.-You are The most like the old
apostles of any men in the would, FOR they were
wanderers upon the earth, and so ara you, they
had neither lands nor lenemen,s that they could
call their own; neither, as presume, have you.-
they were despsed OF all, but those Of their own
profession, and so, believe are you; they were
unalleraby fixed in the principles lhey protested.
and dare swear SO are you; they were buried
often into iaIs, and prisons; al! OF which sutfef-.
liugs presume, have been Undergone by you !;
their profession brought them all gntnely deaths.
and, il you contnhc in your course, so will yours
bring you, But in this point, beloved, you differ
lnghtly; FOR the apostles assembled from tree inle
lheaven. where. anu afraid, you will never come;
bni as their deaths were compensated with eternal
tglory. yours will be rewarded with eternal shame
land misery, unless 500 mend your nauasTa
Boon's Lick times. [volume] (Fayette, Mo.) 1840-1848, 1841-04-24
THE PRINTER.

81 pity the printer, said my uncle Toby.
Hes poor creature rejoincd TIira.
"llow sol" said my uncle.
Because, in the first place, Continued tbs
Corporal, looking ful! upon my uncle,) because
ne must endeavor 10 please every body. Ia the
negligence Of a moment, perhaps small para.
graph pops upon him; ne hastily throws it to the
comPosilor-it is inserted and he is ruined to
oil intents and purposes
Too much hs case, Tim" said my uncle
with deep sigh, Observation-Disclosures.
And please your honor" continued Trim, ell
evating his voice, and striking nto an imploring
attitude, ian please your honor, this is not the
whole.
GO on Tim, said my uncle feeingly.
The printer sometimes pursued the Corpo
rail- hits upon peace that p!eases him nightly,
and he thinks that it cannot but go down with his
Subscribers; but alas, sir, who can calculate the
human MIND! He inserts it, and it is all over
with him, They forgive others, but they canho!
forgive printer. lie has host to print for, and
every one sets up for critic The pretty Miss
exclainls, "why don't he give us more poetry. mar
riageS end bon mots!-away with these stale pie
ces." The politician Chaps his specs on his nose.
and runs it over in search Of some violent invec.
tive; he finds none; takes his specs of, folds them,
auu PuIs lhetn III Il's PoChet ueSIdIlHg IhaI INC
paper is good for nothing BUTT burn. Soft goes
Every one thinks it ough! to be printed express
ly for himself, he is subscriber, and yet after
all this complaining, would you believe it, sir.
said The honest Corporal, clasping his hands be-
secchingly, would you believe il, sir, there are
some subscribers who do not hesitate 10 cheat the
printer out Of his pay! Our srmy sworo terribly
in Flanders, bu. they never did anything so bad
as that"
"Neyer" said uncle Toby emphatlcally.