Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1841-1853, 1841-08-17
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Nutmeg. addressing Cracker. a Georgian.)
saw Mister you haiut seed nothing of no umbrella,
no where about here. haint you
Cracker. Now, tell yon what stranger. ifyoull
ist untwist that and say II over agin, III gin you
an answer.
MT. Now-do tell, I guess you arc abou, as
snappish as Deacon Holmes new invented sheep
shears they not only took the wool clean off, but
shave the cars and tail with 1t
Crack. You are 4 screamer. Come, figure in with
in mint julip. II you know what's what. MINIS
all the 90 Southland if you want 10 cit the first
chop. 90 to the grave of any southern nufer who
mought have recently died and there you II find the
mint rs they say, shooting up spontaneously.
Nut. No. you don't say so Well that's
good one. Ilowsomdeyer. mister. guess you never
drnked no black strap did YOU Spose yol hav'nt.
Why bless your tarnai soul, it's the sweetest drink
that ever strcakcd il down common sized gullet.
Lasses and rum, with a little dash o. water-why.
DO you know when Deacon Snooks died he
buried IN farmer Grcgs cid lot, just behind Major
Shapes grocery aud liquor store you know where
it Is ! We'll ever since he was laid there, which
may be. ! guess, about twelve years ago, there's
been a spring OF black-strap running.
Crack. We'll, stranger, you take the rag Of,
the bush, about a lcetle the clesnest | heard
tell ] reckon you'll beat old niger Coot. who
once run again lawyer. and has never been a0le 10
tell the truth since. You can can come hucklcberry
over my priscimmcn 20 day.
Nut. Well, guess am not quite rs slow as
pumpkin-vine or dull n rainy day. But YOU
appear to be green in these par,s-how do you
Ike the middlings of Maryland,
Crack. Why can't zactly say reckon your
niggers are about notch too dependsh-why, it's
a fact the vile catamounts plaugy slow
their trotier when fellcr speaks 10 EN- that thev
might run a with gonrd and then be disianced
after all. ! reckon you had ought to our Geor
ga niggers-;he're leetc worse than the sharp
end OF nothing Whitfield down, if they cant dodge
panther az three months OLD. ] once seed niger
strck j; Up the Savannah river again stream and
wind, middle deep in the water at the rate of
miles an hour if didn't may be screwed down
to hoec cake in a cider press.
Nut. We'll now-do tell you must have rail
I HANDSOME climate III Georgy.
Crack. | tell you what, stranger Our Climate .
got no nature at all. In the up,ands it mought BE-
the this ere one day, and another Jst about
hot enough 10 roast common sized salamander.
Some folks there can't count their children, and don't
die until they're particularly old that they cant
step into their coffin. But | reckon you've never
been in the low countries The fog there is
thick that you have to cutyoGr way through II with
pick axe. \ steamboat was once smashed 10 picc
by running agin Georgy fog.
Nut. | swow mister, should Ike 20 Anow wha:
school you 20, your children in a. May be you were
brought up in the fying- hosptal-and fed on ra
guess ifvou were put into a cider mill you'd
come n regular built Cholera lnorbus.
Crack. Right strangcr-and you'd have to pass
through all the cotton gins in Gcorgy aore you'd
come to an honest man. Iiowsomevcr. you're
scTcamcr, 20 gin Us a shake Of your corn-sicaers--
and lets paddle canoes together.