The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-12-14
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prosperous and Aourishing Merchant IN me iowe'
part of the city, and having consulted ana empty
ed n number of our most skiul physicians, me-
ter moths OF suffering, was prevailed upon " pu.
chase tho receipt of the Invaluable VeSet"o P'0Pa
ration now offered TO the public. .
The effect of the Life Medicine 10 us own u"so
was so singular and romarkabie that no n";eo
ly determined to offer to the world a meoic'ne W
winch he nor ouiy owed his life, but his happiness
The uniform success which has since altenG c'
their administration IN every instance, "no'o a. a.
thousands, and ncontestibly proves their intrinsic
BILIOUS COMPLAINTS, 81 THE CAUSE;
"A we'll regulated and proportlonate qu"hty W
bile upon the stomach is always requisite lot the
nromoion q sound healti-it stimulates digesuoh'
and keeps the intestinal canal free rom all oosuo'
tions On the interior surface of the liver is pes
cuar bladder, in which l9e pie e., IS hrs. 'Thsnce
il masses into the stomach and lntestines ana reS
lates the ind digestion Thus we see wneh theIe Is
n deficiency of bile the body is constantly cosuve-
On the other hand, an overabundance OF plie caus-
es Creouent nausea in the stomach, and often pro
notes very severe attacks OF disease, when some
times end in dealn a.
Fevers are always preceded by symptoms oi u.'
ordered stomach; as also scroiuIus disorders
and all sympathetic, functional, organic, or ieorhe
diseases. From the same cause, the nalurai auu
healthy action of the heart, and the whols vascular
system Is impaired and reduced below lis natural
standard; as exhibited by palpitations, langulh
pulse torpors ofthe limbs, syncope,anc even uedlu
itself, in consequence of an overaoundahce VI Pc
culiar offensive substance TO the digestive organs
The Life Med icines should always be taken IN
tho early sagcs of bilious complaints; and II perse
vered IN strictly according 10 the directions, VIII
positv civ effect cure.
MERCURY IN THE SYSTEM.-The Life
Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than the best preparations Of Sarsa
pa rla aud are a certain remedy for the rushing
of blood to The head, aiOient head@ches, nc do"'
ieu,euz SC All persons who are predisposed TO
oDoDLeru DdLsv &c. should never be without the
Life Pills, or the Btters tor one dose IN time VIII
safe life. They equalizs the circulation OF inc
blood, draw all pressure from the mead, restore per
spiral ION and throw off every impurity by the pores
TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT ~
RHEUMATISM Mufiat's Lille Medicines have
performed the most extraordinary cures OF uout,
Rheumaism and chrome complaints OF all Kinds
when used with perseverance, IheV shouid now
ever, be taken strictly according to the directions
The Phoenix Bitlers ars so called, because they
possess the power of restoring the expiring embeIs
of health to n glowing vigor through the const J.
ton as the Phoenix Is said TO be restored 10 lie
from the ashes OF its own dissolution. The PhDnX
Bltters entirely vegetable, composer OF roo.S
found only in certain parts OF the western country
which will infallibly cure FEVERS AND AGUES
of all kinds, will never fail TO eradicate enilre'y an
The effects Of mercury, infinitely sooner than the
most powerful preparations oil sarsaparila, ana VIII
Immediately cure the determination of blood 10 the
head; never fail in the sichneSS incident to young
females; and will be found certain remedy IN all
cases of debility and weakness OF me most
inn aired constitutions AS remedy for Chronic
anil Lfa7natory Rheumatism, the efficiency OF the
Phnnix Bitters will be demonstrated by the use OF
a single bottle.
Unlike The host of pernicious quackcres, which
boast OF vegetable ingredients, the Life Pills are
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, free from Mercu
ry, Anthony, Arsenic, or any other miherai, ia
any form whatever. They are entirely composed
of extracts from and powerful plants, Inc vlr-
tues of which, though long known 10 several In
dian tribes, and recently 10 some eminent phar'
mac eutical chemists, arc altogether unknown 10
the ignorant pretenders to medical science; and
were never before administered IN so happiiy EN-
cacious a combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudities constantly settling around them; and
TO re move the hardened faces which collect In the
commissions of the small inestines. Other medi-
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind as 70 produce hao'tua cos
lyeness with all It's train of evils, or sudden diarr-
hna with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known to all regular anatomists, who examine the
human bowels after death: and hence the pejudice
of these we'll informed men against the quack med
icines of the age. The second effect OF the VEG
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse The kidneys
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver and
the lungs, the healhfu action OF which entirely de
ponds upon the healthy action OF the urinary Or
guns. -.
The following among the distressing variety
Of human diseases, to which the vegetable Lille
Pills are well known to be inalible and perfect
remedy: ,
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomach and creating flow OF pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid kind
FlatuIenoy, Pulpitauon Of the Heart, Loss of Appe
tite Heart burn and Headache Restlessness, III
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms Of DisPepsia;wlil vanish
ne natural consequence of its cure. Costlvness,by
cleansing The whole length of the intestines with
solvent process and without violence: all violent
purees leave the bowels coslive within two days
Diarrhua and Cholera, by removing the sharp &C,
rid by which these complaints are occasioned, and
by promoting the lubricalive secretops OF me mu'
cons membrane. Fevers OF all kinds, by restoring
the blood to regular circulation through the pros
cess of perspration in some cases,ard the thorough
solution of all intestinal distractions IN others lhe
! Life Medicines have been known to cure Rheuma-
,ism permanently in three weeks, and Govt IN halt
that time, by removing local inflammation from the
muscles and ligaments OF the JOINTS. Drops'es OF
all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the Kidneys
and bIadder; they operate most delightfully."- on
those important organs and hence have ever been
found certain remedy for the worst cases OF gray
ell. Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels of the Shiny matter To which These
creatures adhere; Asthma and Consumption, by re
lievinp the air vessels Of the lungs from the mucus
that produce those dr. eadiul diseases. Scurvey,Ul
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