New-York tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1841-1842, 1841-12-28


Oru PLuro iutely caii'd his c.su
90 r.cn.s round him 10 ruit
r know 81 ouso thu Teaaou " 'ir
Tue Yankees ube - iors 90 die.
C4ch ie has tire "a.r arr
yaesall c,m. posting ga tlsi- r'lr 2.
But ros think the siiilu5 ny
with old N.i6uselah 90 sue.
~nfa an they aris lone with speed.
Ru,dtuE fst o sery nur mood,
For IN their lud ot notions cunning,
- pu -lus, crushing, tisi'l, unaug'
Ipuu mp tousci,re.l e. s.lll1 scem,
81 tnn :, but dying "tut ly Sd III,
60 uoN lsr} h, d'j recompenee De,
For maxim. out tire yearly colsus.
Thu, sl,r called you ~ a ron.
The reason 81 this fact 10 show
Thatwcm,y plan some method clever,
To coax them here a, fact As eyer.
Ann sulp our iriends 10 cut ii shine,
Who make ercal-coats OF blt' Of pine
Sie Fever you begin the story.
That robs \ cur names OF half their glory.
NV liege own with many n,ich,
Icant persuade the rogucs Ia die.
bake aud roast. aud fry and Etc" them,
pour hoi lava through aud through ;rcni,
And Of their heads with cager pans.
Hot ovens iInhc TO burn tP'ir 1iains
put All IN vain, for a tnsuk
To give "a fare ils final pink,
b. VILLAIN frowns a calm defiance,
Ard swallows with profound reliance.
A dose of things Called Peters Pills,
Which all ny bubhlng lava ciiills,
And instant stops the work ofssughtet.
And euyes his blood Is pure As INTER
Here srim Dyspepsia put BIZ chat IN,
my llosc-ny !iegc, the truth he's pat 10,
For even ny plans arc Oft demolished,
By that dcceiycr E arts so polished
choke the ftomach--4our the ChyIo,
Dlsead tbs spleen, disturb fho bic,
And prusd 20 veil cach Leak aud dram.
Tnatal that enters NUT remain,
Bu, iieu when oil !, moorh ard nIcn
70 seud nv Job homo ~ tree,
Liotakcs those az ii-l Pulls Of icurt',
As gslly as a lass 1t biltors,
And all my agents len HTd right,
Az put 10 instantaneous Eight.
indeed It sometimes make me i1l=lrr
70 zee the ralcalS scam2crnE of"
Now Palsy pale hi- voice ioEuded,
Il too, great Pluto, an included,
II the unfortunate d,tasas
ras doctor arabs "bprr erhe p!elsss.
take my man and rrpo bi- bowels,
Though steep tue whio ~ IN king towels
And shake him az the lit ncrcasss,
Unul you'd tunk he'd flil to pieces.
Bat when hope IA earth TO cram him.
In steps that DR.. Petcr,-d---n nm,
And makes my pstiont 10 shock,
A. sound ami sto'dy a, rock
" And |. quOth Jnundicc, g do my best
To kil. bGt faii like all the rest,
~ wbsH those PILLS begin 10 play,
! must be of IKE yesterday,
FOR soon the cheeks marked for toon,
Begin like any rose 10 bloom"
Groan'd Collie" Ny complsiats thsssms,
And sm losing all ~ fang;
Those pills OF Peter Pa inc'lued
To .hink, pervste the very wind.
For wheresoo'cr ga 10 work,
They fall apon me HE Turk
sc-lall unequal to the -trife,J
rur a~ay to save ny life
. And il the pat we're bound TO curss,
The futsre viii be ten iimeo worse,
For by patented machine,
Walch 10 Gotham late hove seen,
He make. with ea'e, Iyc heard him ssy,
Five hundred thousand pill- dey.
60 tsat the chance u very small,
CfP.o0le dying there at oh.
Here Hesdache-T pea orm--lndiges
AID Govt by turns took up lhe question:
Then followed ieo blue dn'ils. 9hinmg.
win Scuryy. Aeu-. sad Plague rsPinlng.
Al tnat inspiring scosrge OF ills
Hvall men Known as '' PETEss Pills"
Tae ling of terrofs look d the whIle.
As though his soul were turaed to h!e.
AID poured ten thousand osths of dread,
On the des oted Doctor head
Then thus addressed the gentle crew
S~eeti;evl.s, THIS viii never do
Your tyrant mHsrbe bribet by Death,
or 6ere's an end 10 losing breath,
~ leas, # he's above temptation.
The oBly way ~ save the nation,
j. by Yankee tpeculation-
For instance. pay the rogues, so prying,
so many dcllars each for dying;
Or, (wAlch he end a. well fultl-,)
For swearing agains, PETERs Pills"
Up whTEd ut once IbBt hunpEy PACK
Hltb be'th fieeb mounted al their bsek,
All shrl- king wid rith hope ana wall,
For vengeance On the gallant fil.
And hence all ye who'd faig fe.ort,
For Cas'' ~ asEds 70 Pluto's court,
Step forth az once, nos wait for linking,
But take no oils, aad die Ike Hinkins.
b-tye Tsc'c laugh ~ Cello grin -
Who'd saske old Gnnt rom sEea-to Or hn5
HhoI maze low Fever SKIP away
y ainhiy as 4 hunted aea, IN.
u Ao'd drive bot he dscnc rom ysur no1o,s :
Who'd make th Spleen and seuf'y -o'~ -
WA0'd force Duii Gare 70 'ske mp
Or give old Death bin g the ,iP'
Come one, come Ill, ard 80 your iis'
BY pATaoyIsfzc PETgRi' PILLS.
Petet7' prneipa CiEccs 40 Broad @ay, Noe-
-,b-SixtL .treet, Philadelphia ~ h>szztDc-'
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