Lincoln telegraph. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1836-1846, 1841-06-03

bis wife's mouth filled with an African girls teeth,
to be sure But there is no help for it, If he would
have her mouth restored ~
Thus so liloquzed DIR. -; and iallins as'eeP
in his arm chair with the four teeth ne hao oeeh
admiring held in the open palm OF his hano, ne
dreamed that a sudden clond came up, anna mum
der and lightning storm of hail descended breaking
in every pane of his glass; and covering his floors
with Offering ha-stones, which as ihey ieh' ne
saw 10 his surprise, instead ofbeing ice, were the
most beautiful teeth-inciSorS, cuSplds, btcusp'ds
and ,nolars-which for whieness, symmetry, tlans-
parency, and polish far surpassed anything OF the
kind he had ever seen.
snow will supply Mrs. Wharton's loss and RI
val nature - he exca lined, as a clap of thunder
shook hi. apartments and awakened him to the
consciousness shat a smart shower was patiering
against his windows. ~,
"My teeth are all raia-water Poor Mrs. Whar-
ION will have 10 wait for these big drops Of rain 10
crys,alize. There is my bell. thought | heard
il when was asleep. Where is that confoun5ed
boy Pete, that is ever out OF the way when he ls
wanted y
Thus speaking the Doctor rose from his arm chair
and opened his door TO a servant in livery, with
dripping umbrella in his hand, who leaving note
with haste departed. 1t read thus:
elf Doctor -- knows OF n young, healthy
white person, with fine set of teeth that will
match hers, and who for sufficient remuneration is
willing to sacrifice them and substitute set OF false
ones for them. Mrs. Wharton will consent TO the
arrangement, though greatly against her proper feel
ing. Mrs. w. will pay the person not only five
puineas each, hut provide, ut her own expense. a
set of the best false teeth for her. Your remun-
GRAFTON for effecting this will be whatever you fix it
at Mrs w. will call at ~, as requested
emo - Girard Place. clock, p. NJ"
"Ths Mrs. Warton is a sensible woman. II her
note is not written without her husbands knowl-
edge, have no skill in detecting mystery in female
handwriting. A young healthy person. with fine
set Of teeth Hum 1T a difficult matter 10
find counterpart to these four teeth in the incsors
or cuspids of any young healthy person.. Of my ac
quaintanee know every good set Of teeth in the
CITY Not one like hers, though, and of that pc
cuar transparent enamel It's bad job. l will
advertise -
Thus determining. the dentist sat down TO his es-
eruoire and wrote this advertisement for the morning
paper:
"a Young woman. from sixteen 10 eighteen years
of age who has fine set ofteeh, and who IL WILL
ing for valuable consideration to part with four of
the front ones will please call at the office Of Dr.
-, dentist, No. --- Row, to-day, be-
tween IL and O'clock
81 think that will do. IT'S an odd advertisement,
but it's nobody's business II shall go in. There's
doubtless many one of the pretty shop girls have
seen smiling and displaying teeth that would make
a dentists fortune, would be glad for hundred
silver dollars, to lose every tooul III uiIe III tper
heads Here, Pete, You scoundrel, you You
come in now that the rain drives you in doors -
Take this advertisement to the daily Chronicle Office.
and tell the editor it must be inserted in in-monow
morning paper. DO you hear Pete!"
"Yeth, THU, - lisped the little negro in reply.
''Then scamper, and if you are not back in 20
minutes III draw every tooth out Of your head -
"Yeth thir, !" answered the urchin, disappearing
through the door while the easy tempered dentist,
looking after him with smile, gave himself up to
conectures upon the probable issue of his advertise
ment. lTobe Continued.]