Baton-Rouge gazette. [volume] (Baton-Rouge, La.) 1819-1856, 1841-08-14

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pom honor, nay3r met in it any thing OF
this kind. tn. most reprehens'oie articles
we ever saw in his sheet, were recently
pa5'ishod over the signature OF I'm
Loui5iaDials :" productions too lasane to
merit comment.
Tae ability of.Mr.I G. as a writer can
not be disputed. ihis language he has
no equal oa tais siIalthe Atlantic. lis
sty.e is becoming d man OF his education
and talents clear aa1 energetic, lucid and
ilowfng, like a pure torrent from the moun-
tain. He is not in(al)iblc, perhaps, but
who If MS all il without his flnltsl And
wa think there should be som iealclcy
s},,ya Mr.. q. whe1 he does err, bec1ftse
his errors are most generally those OF a
stranger. IL u torciga country, any Oh us
might fall into greater. One OF the best
tokens a people a give OF superior INTEL
~liee,cc, is to ~toieiate literally tho little 70.
Dukes and cllastisomonts which educated
strangers may Mt tines administer. There
are len chances TO one that the stranger is
wrong, and that he will sec bis error be-
fore be- goes E4r, and viii acknowledge 1t.
But If he be right
N .g.YoaA sprR1r OF II TtMss.-
The number Of the spirited esprit" lot
the 3Ist J,dy, contains a rich literary treat,
viz the speech OF Professor wilson and
the reply Of Dickens, ut the dinner with
which the learned of Edinburg recently
honored the author of Plckwick. BY the
WAY, did those sayaas honor more dickens
than themselves in giving this fe1e9
1T is Il received rule among loglclaas,
that " there are exceptions to all ru.e5.'
II this rule be correct, there are then Q
ceptlons to il.
If there be exceptions to it, thentthls
rule is false, and there are not exceptions
to "all rules"
Hence.we hold. that there are, and thu!
there are not, exceptions to all rules"
and one Of those rules is, that-"Iile BIG
fishes devolr the little ones" .'Thero are
exceptions to this rule" There are
none.n Don't care a stick which side you
take, gentlemen, we'll take the opposite
and 'sshow reasons Why" DC.
"FIov fast mammoth newspapers ma'.
tiply in this country =
Very fast-they live BY eating small
newspapers, and grow in proportion to what
they eat"
"rThey 10 not-they'rs born'dso I.
"IYley aiut born'd so, nor are they, ma.
tarasiy, mammoth newspapers, as you say;
they are only small newspapers which
went into 4 Killkanny-cat-enterprise, aal
tile result Is a. you sea.'
Thus the case is ~variously argued, ane
well argued, stoo, but no doctor agrees te
any but his own conclusion-9if he does t
that.
Yet we are of the opinion that there arr
pnammoth newspapers in the country ; II
fact, the following skeleton of an advertise
meat, which we picked there a little ana
there a little," out Of th Boston Mail, tht
other day, has put more Of this conviction
into us than " fire can burn OUT Read
THE UNIVERSAL YANKEE NATIoNl
!" The Universal Yankee Nation.!-
The tallest sheet in all creation! -
A antique, MAMMOTH publication
Let all remember!
In Boston town we publish il;
For the small sum of twice one bit
Cash up!-we never can cred-lt)
Per number.
Here's rDvels, tales and rich romances
Music, plays and all SORTS o dances
| What'er tue genus human fane.es-
Let all remember!
Are stored in columns five feet long;
Printed on paper white and strong,
PEE. am. three doilars-{a mere song! y
Ilcomes out next September.
" Ma cfnscience," good 'uns, what a treat!
To do your reading by the feet
Acres OF mental bread and meat,
Like oceans snread
Awake ye nations !-ilo take heed
Looa at this Intellectual feed.
Ana mlai-n case OF fight-doWn need
Twill serve 'un tor a bedH'
Extraordinary times these the Xix;
was never before heard Of! No knowing
what th3 mammoth sheets c1as do! On
Of our editorial brethren-no Jackson mai
neither-but very fond Of experiments
used the New World as a coyeriit. Fl,
said ne could regulate the temperature 0
his boly Independents of the weather.
When very cold without, he slept under the
most peppery articles in the sheet; wier
very warm. he sought an opposite style o.
composition. Tae effect was admirable
Moreover, this male him a s~uperlatiye
critic, which he never pretended to before
He judged Of the ardor or frigidity Of !;
writer By application Of their pro luctioa:
to his external senses. Not fond OF read
highways discovered the latent fires 0
genius in this manner.
Send on three dollars for the Universe
Yankees Nation. Send q4ick!-Address
J. n. Bradley & Co, No. Is State-street
Boston.
L.AMf Dg PEuaLE.--A new paper con
meacedi in New rleans by Messrs. Bayoa