Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1841-03-25
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A 'hrewd " ritter IA the New York Sunse, siereu.
.ty' over the signature of Dow, j." is giving 70 the
puuhc a series Of articles under The lille or"Shpt Pa.
tent Sermons" and has slr,sdy reached No - or IS
III me series They contain a good many home truths
although many would yrptahly object To the sfyl 10 end
Va amer OF the author. The following are samples OF
these lay cotnpo~itiors.
"Thcrc Il. no 'balny Sleep" Gr shu-c who act di-
ION ally, live inimurIlly. To,c sYu-oas.y, SHAVE close
Is, IutCe rIshly condemn Instantly. lounge lazily. and
ia short. DO wjcksily, "a any shape. The man VITO
oackhitos his usighbCr. dsCeivcs hrs friends. speak.
~ ct Married wORgu; runs down Inc girls. throws a
qutd Oi DhacCo into ths contribution box. aud hikes A
penny ugt oUt to 5uy more. and who cares not a , An
for Cod, man, or lhe devil saw, nv henrprs. .ueh a
man never ought 10 sleep in peace.a AID nc never ~ m
Let hm retire Ia ms oai-tUl couch. when sable night
ha' ernphsd her SCOT bag upon one half OF ;his terra.
queouS globe; nhsn the iron tongue Of midnight bsd<
se witches s'raddle their broom sticks. and ,he do.
mons ui darkness start irnm th.ir teli.:-when htr
spree - over, and he scck1 10. rrw.c; and what IN,
inend', await hiE ihcrel Bed bugs. mu-luitoes. and
Tho night mare, Yes ar-id all tkess trouble, he Mil
lay Gown his guilty csrras: torn over. turn unde,.
turn every way, IA trying to coa1 Sleep o. his bed side.
but che wont do II. lie will tll ruio O snooz,: hu,
The load on hs conscience will cause him 10 rtn,o ip
sshe',' "hils the sk"ies,S oi a niEht-nare louks mo
b.. window. asd gives a horse-'asgh at III, misery"
Ihe CONTEST To uHs picture ssgriking. albeit The
Illus rsuon nj the cinse - not over aiades,ly cited.
".N"w my friends. Lros al the MAJ who goes 10 To-
"iih a sense 81 having done bs duty to hi, Maker. Ia,
~neigtoor, and h;m-e.L lie fail. cal1i eslesp IN IN.
arms OF Somnus. who bsckons has messenger Norrbe
~ 10 coms' while reason siumbes. and guide his y an
dsrns Lancy over that blIssful world Of drr,ms. WHERE
sarh 6'rhS care is never kr.oNn TO enter. II he il.
lover, hrs deare-tangel IL ever by hs SIDE. ieurnsyius
VITA hIa through shady groves. and over elysian re i.
u ne : a business. man. The hunks all pay snec.e. nm,
dlssS ini iTceiy;ii he u IA lawyer. h4 clicnt. are al
0caii.J and fall Of SUITS, e nc IL "a preacher In, my
all. M shrep yield snoi dsrc-s azd are conirn, viii
= 'eh ssi ne they get \, IS = blessed thing 10 IA.
down HIHighi; with a high, stumsch and a lighter c,.i
science You Ought 10 sec AE sleep sonsiira.-
he way l take n easy = a caution to children"
y iashhonaule exquisite iads byOr little in tho ey.,
o. oar lay preacher Speaking oiGhc genus daud, h,
O'ssNcs:
They ne mere walking sticks for female hri, ~
namsniet with bras hoads. and barely touched with
the 'srnish Of enc GeiIc. Brass heads. DID .,yl Nn,
ih@ircapu's sro "uiy h'il ripe mu.k me on.. " nth mon
sirout ihi"h ntGs. hollow within. cuuialnng the iced
OF ioi''hnc's, swimming about in a VAST quai,tity q
'af i"'iF moral gtTnout. are a doubled hrcas,e,
coat oi VANITY. padded with pride and lined with IN
Al ct urh1n'Iy. their other ap .-el u, all in kropin.
nnd t'nppriod ircsh from The devils wholesale ,nI :,
tai ready made cluihing osIabiiNhneut. TnS,r.d II
oihoad ciotn, olcAran. finger rings. safety chains. .,
80 iGer vanity. aud rmprdence, Ih.y are no m,Yo "a,
ils'he" than 4 plated spoon IL solid silver.