Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1841-03-02

vos.c! wls a f~'re.gu,r. and could swim ba. little: his
"te saved herself 10y Ie assistance OF nu Gar. The
. Ae.s a'sAppea.oI SJS uno - ame ustii all yershcG
bat ae .Ouf.
Do YOU 'eo any thing ridiculous in Ia, Wig" sad
one "i IA. ST".asF Judges 10 CuTsan. "NO.hlag sui ,hs
hsad.' was the reply.
br. Johnson once dincd with a Sco,h lady Who haG
a a.tch Ta,.h Tor dinner. Amer ie DOCTOR had tasted
~ sHe es'.sI hi!a ifG Ess eoudl 1T is C4ai for snss
nasal said 'hs doctor. Then pay" said ,Ae lady
'e' iHS he!Fyou u a A.!lv more.
~ ISIssN.S kNo Hls SoS.-"Wsll. new. Pr .,
yoa'e come bach At lax, How tong does u &c Won
v 90 a mesS1s-'' That dipcud= how long rac li,..
age a. ant 10" ns tie way 10 10 a." .J.. 80; AMI
"S" !szy ,ho psT'Dn q whu goes he msss.v.. an,
ysH'' Jet ~ i'zy n 81 "hee..arrew, tor you Won,
move I'll Jour. showed"
""g.d 'A4"k yod lor nc mgu1cuce." a, the lady
'1 81 '"e 'sa.s' ~henshc wsuicI tue sauce,
ta''si1g toairy--sn experiment. he, ,a,s,,
b'SHi :. :: oi ireJ.J. gsr-5 with uirti.,-. "a, a., 80
."'e au' iH' i2p q rpls. ~Ib water. IN, eff,
"na'iha.'h ssc4F. wsgoiIg only 3 lbs. &c, -,
''n' "p' actually NtisirI - ln- ei,i. nr.r as,r
'H't' weeks igelH- ".tl llls IJSI alla.-Vsg ar..
eses Fnru'-.
~ 90 'aoi II ! do" a. the man sa3i when ury.s
20 'ahe las fourth giass
4 bill has been Introduced ina, II. MI
'''s' 'o' taxing old Bichelprs. or ,iuyle .,c, cy.r,.
y NO yean ct age-Jue hilf tho pr.c.ca. l., IN. a.
= ''1 P"Etnase uf fuiuel tor in,!:gru! n; mani.
- dc o'''f 10 ths paymont at the rnt.rc.t on IA.
a.. W aonttE On lroductvs pTgys.Iy m
0Ie'r |eo'n'ahsl So. "fi's easier Ia smooth down
~ ,'.'''rA 81 an I'D setting hen than 10 quiet 4 40.
MA tongue when shc'' really put OUT.
-
" 'einI'erai" lecturer m the south. a short ti,pe ,i,e,
q ms discourse thus-"anl finally IN. b,eiL rem
", WY sh"n'd any Of you drAk ardent s2lnls,-my son
IN ." > s'' ~ good elder a. any Ia The coun,f,. at
~ cOnIs d quart"
81 - said they have invented a Kind Of .oe.,scIc,
U" Ne" ods1na. b. which left handed men eau .cad a
cook u?sijs down.
HolWith'iadIing the mlvcr.sl disfr.s, N. rs~o q,
drca' ! dE,lly was never greater Fnr when Va. sec
Tor instance o." rich volyci., he sn.l,rorirreJ cpg.
AMI collars. the expensive clpcs. aud tha costly lace,
"'ie' arc how Morn by al classes OF females. wc MA,
"rIi ponder und pause at the cons oqucuoes SGT TO en-
sue.
4 little g'h. s7ys the Pa,y,uclrf Chronicle, uh.,
Lad bscn absent somc time from school. wa. a-Lcd by
Der school nI'sifesg. why she stayed away. The lrLc
lar nn.Nersd. tiat "CrGinpIuiul fell int, rLe Gro
sni burned ihe SKIN I'll her hands. =, that sb, con-,
use 'cn, and Size kept me 10 kyue ell TO tne. T.,
POKE yeiin" iluT a. her np-c."
10 ono. s7ys Jerome. loves u tell a tsIs ofs.a,jl
eNrep; {" bin who loves % near 10. Loln then. T.,
reoUN' a1l ehecE The 1e'4"tHs tongue. ~ Showing
lat yol % not usil" ~ &C "t,l pleasure.
= lady farmer in K'nnebrr eonn'v. Mime. rorcn,ly
drew "a premium from the A.ficuifYr.I S,-.,g g.
rising l12 bushels ofcln o. tuo acre. Her MN.
C'l',n' W. uu1c'; and if sho q s,i content Utb
s-cL farming. :hc t-ad = rer..uly ugs onn.
Tvs T,rur-T1~ 1.4.ir- r., fLs y,,t-
WFif IT IonIly wil commend is.Irtp pa-s.,i.