The Ohio Democrat. [volume] (Canal Dover, Ohio) 1840-1900, 1841-01-01

Paris.
The Illinois Legislature comRenced lis regu.
lar session on the 9Th ults b. g'bS Governoy's Mes
sage was short and aweeI, simply stating that
he had 'nothing to communicate"
In Wrtemb'Tg, Germany, there is printing
establishment, containing 1856 compositoys and
pressmen, all of whom are deaf and dumb.
The Boston Post gives the following advice:
Adoice to Mo;hers. Never kiss your sons
wife, nor go into your married daughters bed
room after tie candle is exlingni.hed.
Advice to young gils.- Never marry boy
whose namma is afraid to have him 90 on the
water, Or whose papa cannot tell tho difference
between the toothache and the ockjaw.
Advice to young men.-Ilave it fairly un-
dersOod before yoa-ged whether you intend to
marry an individual, o., a whole family.
Advice to Judges TIn forming an opinion
keep both ears Open' asgt you may bear both
sides. ct
Advice to Merchants. Advertise if you wish
TO be prosperous and happy.
Advice to the. temperance parly.-- Offer 4 re-
ward for the best mode! of cider mill.
Advice 10 people ia general.--Subscrihe for
a newspaper, paw the printer, and mind your
own business.
A modest Man.-The son IF fDavid Crockett,
now member of Congress, declines roelec-
ton, being conscious that he is moi fit for the of.
fee. Would that there were more ofthe same
opinion.
Ar Exchange paper, thinks that editors
should wear uniform, and be promoted to Gem
erals. How would Gen. Patrick sound It
won't do. Gen. Kirk Patrick. That's it.
TOUGH sMoKER.-There is a man in Phil
adoIphia, who has smoked on an.pf'Se 10 c,
gars a day for tho last G7 years, ma-ing in all
244, $50 cigars.
HINTS TO TAILoRs,-I is computed that du>
ring the past year, there have been cdhhaged by
the tailors Of fNew York, 9,4Q7 yards Of tlcth,
Is pecks of buttons, 2 miles oftape, aud A acres
OF bucFram, exclusive oralIowa5los and sma,
lingerings.
APPLICANTS.-Tho Cincinnati Advertiser
says there are already 1859 candila'es for the Of
fee Of Secretary ofSate for Ohio.
To this The Statesman says
"Phsaw there are 43l alreadypromiscA the
office, and enough others looking On wshfllIy.
without promises to fl! dozen such oiIlcc',
chuck full.
O. Harrison, in his last letter to his frlend in
Dover, says
"Rest assured, that the removal ofyour Post
Master shall be attended to in due time. en-
terrain the highest respect fer evcrv one Of the
fifteen Gentlemen who are soliciting TINT Office.
know them all 10 be Jef1ersonian Democrats.
and only regret that cannot make them all
Post Masters Iam happy to hclr that you are
aboat getting your town Incorporated. BE surs
you get aproperty qualification for consider
it highly essential that The ballot box should
have shield thrown round It, in order that il
may not be polluted h. every bIackguqrd that
walks the streets. I have no doubt that even
some oryonr patent Democrats are favorable to
this measure. With respect to my inaugural,
| can say bHt little, as Wrigh; charged me 10
make no disclosures. Bnt I will tell you cons
identiaIlY. that it will take the broad ground of
Jelfersonian Principles, viz. strong console
dated Governmental Capitalization ofPower
United States Bank-lIgh IariF-inernal
Improvements Distribution ofil.e Public lands
anung the States, &c. but no 'a@5rierence win
| Slavery. The States have got slavery among
them, and they will have to fight it out, as did
when was commander of The North Western
Army. Clay and Webster, are kicking up a
bubbcry, and will probably get me into troublei
however, when go to Washington, they must
stack their arms, or take the road to Huron.
Please inform me if the Editor of the
Advocate published my letter to Bolivar.
l consider tbatmy master piece, and l derive
great pleasure in re .perusing it, Also inform
me if his moral character is any better than il
formerly was, and whether he deserves an
Office. l hope to see you and him at the haug.
uration- Wright sends his respects to you
Write soon, Adieu.
''P. s. Tell that fellow in Trenton, / will
never forget the time be gave me Oil, instead o
Brandy"
: IF you 'cant 10 read man, play the foo. ant