New-York tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1841-1842, 1841-12-16
Money will bug every
Fanny looked puzzled. IN

Fanny looked puzzled. Money viii buy every
thing"
Not the thing that want
Then it must be something very particular In
deed"
1T is something very particular, indeed.
On, II help YOU TO find il
Tina. is very kind, and hope you will want
-somethins TO love.
1.-The world is full of sach things, said the lit;
tie ole maid
To you who love every thing from the over
flowing of yeur heart. but MOTTO NE
Poor Fanny looked infinitely pcrp!exed. "
wish ! could do eny thing TO help YOU
"fos can. l told you had carriage and ser
wants. and house and furniture, and pale and no
ney, but have 10 one TO share them with me; ne
one 10 ride with me, sit with me. walk with me-
talk with me, take the head Of my taole-to love
ne If they could. In short l want wife. VIII
ysu take this troublesome Office
On, Mr. .Jefcry = exclair cd Fanny Carr, with
a face as red as bushes could make it.
The plain brown chariot with the brown horses
and brown hammercloth and the servants IN brown
liyeries, drew up with great dash, quite in an
unusual manner, at Mr.. kennams door. Il was
very evident that every thing belonging to the
brown affair was in considerable state of excite
rnen in fact quite in brown fever sort of efic-
vcscence and some way or another the agitation
was communicated to the family OF the Poken'
hams within.
" Who caa it be! exclaimed Mrs. Pokenham.
a" Do ut bring them in here, but show them into
the drawing-room. | always Ike TO receive car
rage people in the drawins-room and, Jane. fetch
clean pair OF gloves.
La, mamma, a wedding look at the white IA
vers - exclaimed Miss Pokenham the first.
."Thcn there ; one chanse Les. in the world,
said Miss Pokenham the second.
at : all right" said Master Daniel, Ike
bridecake. and do Mt care how many people
marry and are miserable, 50 that | get good least
by it"
Il like the quarrelng quite as well as the cake,
said Mzser Humphrey.
Look - exclaimed Mrs Pekcnham. =" de-
clare ii it IS not deaf uncle jeff | though: =
be glad 10 come back to Us made him SO very
comfortable with hls chickens and easy chairs that
| thought lie d want 10 come back again, II that
little deccitful Fanny Car had not poisoned his
mind"
Hess good customer" said Master Dan.
Mamma : legacy will keep we'll; it will be
fine high game, said Master HUMPHREYS.
" How smart uncle JET Is - said Miss f0N--
ham the first.
white silks and pumps, declare and a flower
in his bHtion-holel"
And what on earth is that little lump of hnery
behind him ?" said Miss Fokenham the second.
Why, goodness gracious you do MT think that
uncle JEFF has been such an old stupid to get
married himself" said Miss Pekenham the first;
- shall faint at the bare supposition exclaimed
Mrs. Pokenham-" an unnatural monster
" Here he comes, and his qneen doll with him. y
Uncle Jeffrey walked into the room stately a.
the iall.st grenadier in the service OF Fredcrek
the Great, dragging after him a bundle OF white
satin and white lace and, French blonde and white
kid gloves and grange blossoms, and ii really was
astonishing to see how many dozens of yards they
had managed to tie Up together
as it you, uncle Jchsry " shouted Mrs. Po-
kenham, Of course not at all expecting an answer
to her question.
Yes, have brought you myself and nay better
hall"
What do you mean, uncle Jcfery
&" You need not speak 30 loud, said uncle Jeaery.
"Truc, true" said Mrs. Pokenham . had for
got that you are no; at all hard of hearing.
:" | am not. said uncle Jefery.
Mrs. Pokenham stared in spite Of herself.
-" | Away. told YOU that was not deaf
You did, of course you did.
- But YOU never believed me.
70 YES, that | am sure | did, shouted Mrs
Pokenham.
Speak in a whisper as you used to do. Ca MT
YOU tell each other what fool and a dolt, and
what piece of uglines. is and deaf old uncle
JEFF.
90, uncle, and can you really hear
e" Ay, pin fall to the ground always had
excellent bearing
" Yes, uncle, l know you had
But YOU do MT believe it.
60 certainly, certainly
"Well, if some people are hard OF hearing, Others
are hard of belief Perhaps you wo mt believe me
when tell you l am married.
Married and to whom
Uncle Jefery lifted up the veil of the bundle OF
white satin and pomPs and rani'ies, and introduced
" Mrs. Jeffrey.
Fanny Carr! " exclaimed the whole cOngre-
CATION.
Wretch of mani" exclaimed Mrs. Poken.
ham. ." Is it thus you come TO wound our feelings
." And to make you what hope you will consider
hands ONE present.
" How liberal how kind y exclaimed Mrs. 20
kepharn, her hopes reviving.
yes, indeed have brought you my car,horn
tied with white riband, and l hope you will keep
it hung p here In the drawing-room TO remind you
OF cross, deaf, old uncle JEFF.
nKOE epKsx,s AaK-TIGEiF STOVES
i PRICES REDUCED-The public should kno" that
exceeds any thing got up for warming,
both IN point OF comfort End economy. II properly
man. ged rcpsnshed but once IN 81 h'ur'
aud then but three or four sticks sufficient Over 1900
If thee Stoves have been sold IN Boston this season. ths
being the third since there Introduced They are
recommended by the eminent physciaas there and