The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-05-25
NROMaa's Life pills ana Ph~,,.
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ed number Of our most skillfu physicians h"Oy
ter moths Of suffering, was prevailed upon IN y Al
chase the receipt Of the invaluable vegetable n,p
ration now offered to the public. r''p@
The effect of tho Life Medicine in his ov,
was so singular and remarkable, that he immoS v'e
" determined to offer to the world medicin0
which he NOT only owed his life, but his hanniO. :"
The uniform SUCCESS which has since a,anIN S
their administration in every instance, whcre s
trial has been given them, has been nttesod at 4
thousands, and incontestiby proves their in,T,Y
merit. .4- sf H,,f .t-y ..l. ..5
BILIOUS COMPLAINTS, a. THE CAuor
"A we'll regu lated and proportionate quant,v -
bile upon the stomach is always requisite for w.
promotion Of sound health--it stimulates dipes,io
and keeps the ntes final canal free from all ohu
lions. On the interior surface of the liver 10
culiar bladder in which the bile is first presp,vpS
| being formed by the liver from the blood Than
il passes into the stomach and intestines and ro"
Iates The Indigestion. Thus we sec when ,herss
a deficiency of bile, the body is constantly coiy.
| On the other hand, an overabuudance of bile cam
es freuuent nausea in the stomach, and often mn
notes very severe attacks Of disease, which Soma
times end in death. .s.r
! Fevers are always preceded by symptoms of a da
ordered stomach; as are also scrofuus disorer /
and all sympathetic, functional, organic or Gbis
diseases. From the same cause, the natural ami
healthy action of the heart, and tile whole vascpI,
system Is impaired and reduced below It's Ds,nr
standard; as exhibited by palpitations, angu1
pulse torpors ofthe limbs syncope, and even deal
itself in consequence of an overabundance ora ma
cuiar offensive substance to the digestive organs
The Life Medicines should always be taken IN
tho early stnges Of bilious complaints; and pen
cred III strictly according 10 the directions, will
positively effect cure.
MERCURY in THE SYSTEM.-The Liz
Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than The best preparations Of Sar
pa rila, and are certain remedy for the rushAp
Of blood TO The head, or aioent headaches, tic doa
ieureu1, sc. All persons who are predisposed al
apoplery, palsy &c, should never be without tho
Life Pills or the Bitters for dose in time will
| safe life. They equalize the circulation of The
blood, draw all pressure from the head restore per.
spraiIon and throw off every imPuriiy by the pores
of The skin.
TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT al
RHEUM ATISM. --Moffat's Lille Medicines ht|
! performed the most extraordinary of CON-
| Rheumatism, and chrome complaints of all kinds,
when used with perseverance,. They should how
ever be taken strictly according 10 the directions
The Phoenix Bitters ars so called, because they
possess the power Of restoring the expiring mhers
| of health. to a glowing vigor through the CONs'iu
| ton ms the Phoenix is said 10 be restored to iel
| from the ashes of its.own dissolution. The PhGun|
Bitters are entirely vegetable, composed OF ro'I
found only in certain parts OF the western country
| which viii infallibly cure FEVERS AND AGUESI
of all kinds, will never fail TO eradicate entjvel
the effects Of mercury, infinitely sooner than 'hI
most pow erful preparations Of ssrsaparilla and
immediately cure the determination OF blood olhs
head never fail in the sickness incident 10 y0M
females; and will be found certain remedy in WI
cases of nervous debility and weakness Oft most
impaired constitutions. AS a remedy for ChroNA
and Lfamatory Rheumatism, the efficiency OF us
Phoenix Bitters will be demonstrated by the use 0
a single bottle,
Unlike The host Of pernicious quackeries, wAeN
boast OF vegetable ingredients, the Life PIls %
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, free from Merl
| AnlimDuV Arsenic. other mineral, u
any form whatever. They are entirely comp@G
of extracts from rare and powerful plants, the n
tues of which, though long known to severalh1
dian tribes, and recently 10 some eminent ray
maceutical chemists, arc altogether unknown
the ignorant preienders to medical Science; Az
were mover before administered in so happily en
cacious a combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coal
of the stomach aud bowels, the various imfurl1e
and crudities constantly settling around them aO
to remove the hardened leces which collect IN Va
commissions of the small intestines. Other meo
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave sue
collected masses behind rs 20 produce hahuai COS
lveness with all Its Train OF evils, or sudden o"'
hoea, with its imminent dangers. rms iact Is "v
known TO all regular ana,omists, who examine t @
human bowels after death: and hence the peJu'"
Of these well informed men against the qiacH ,rc
cines of the age. The second effect ct the WY
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kid0ei
aud tile bladder, and by this means, the iNer wy
the lungs the heaIthfni action of which entirely
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary Y
gans ...
The following are among the distressing vaFg
} OF human diseases, to which The Vegetable Es
Pills nre we'll known to he infaible and perez
remedy:
DYSPEPSIA by thoroughly cleansing the An
and second stomach, and ciealing u flow OF pHs
healthy bile. instead Of the stale and acrd klpd-
Flatulency, ralpitation Of the Heart, Loss Of
tite,, Heart burn and eadache, Restlessness, W
temper, Anxiety, Lnnguor and Melancholy, wnTN
are The general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, will vanish
cleansing the whole length Of the nlest'nes Wi,"
solvent process and without violence: W yW 1ss
purges leave the bowels cos,ive within two ua,~
Darrhoea and Cholera, by removing The sha,P anj
rid by which these complaints are occas'oneu' NJ"
by promoting tho lubricative secretlons OF NV
cous membrane. Fevers OF all Kinds, by ps" nu,
the blood TO "a regular circulation through .ho
cess Of perspjration in some cnses,aIu lhe THt
solution of all Intestinal distractions IN ~ mp
' Life Medicines have been known to cure ~ b,l
tism permanently in three weeks, and uoe. :" NM
that time, by removing local inflammation lloa, d
muscles and ligaments of the joints HroPe;d oe,.
all kinds, by freeing and STRENGTHENING ne Siv Cd
and bladder; they operate most de'!ghu w., heed
those important organs and hence have e' er %ar
found certain remedy for the worst cases ~ Inns
ell. Also Worms, by disiodeing from ine w u' hs
OF the bowels Of the Shiny matter to WIFE, WIFE, M d
jcreaturcs adhere; Asthma and ConsumP,lo ~. n,ucu
leving the air vessels Of the lungs from lle
that produce those dreadful diseases ccu , nmndg
GERS, and inyeerate Sores, by the perez IF M
which these Life piils give to the blood anu 0ll