The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-10-19
NNORat's Life Pills and Phoenix
EgEHHHES.

pro.racted and painful Illness OF their originator,
Mr. John Blofiat. When taken i'll, Mr. nj. was a
prosperous and hourshing Merchant in the lower
part of the city, and having consulted and employ
cd number of our most skiiiful Physicians ne, III
ter moths Of suffering, was prevailed upon to pur'
chnse the receipt Of the Invaluable vegetable prepa
ration now offered 10 the public
The effect of the Life Medicine in his own case
was so singular and remarkable that he immediate
ly determined to offer to the world medicine 10
winch he not only owed his life, but his happiness.
The uniform success which has since attended
their administration in every instance, where talr
trial has been given them, has been uttested ny
thousands, and ncontesLibly proves their intrinsic
merit. , - ,r.,,
BILIOUS COMPLAINTS, 81 THE CAUSE.
"A well regulated and proportionate quantity or
bile upon the stomach is always requisite Tor the
promotion ofsound health-it stimulates digestion,
and keeps the intestinal canal free from all obsruc
tons. On the interior surface Of the liver IS pes
cular bladder, in which the bile is first preserved,
being formed by the liver from the blood. Thence
il, passes into the stomach and nteStines, and regu
lates the Indigestion. Thus we when there is
deficiency Of bile, the body is constantly cosve-
On the other hand, an Overabundance of bile caus-
es frequent nausea in the stomach, and often pro
notes very severe attacks OF disease, Whch sohe-
times end in death
Fcyers are always preceded by symptoms OF dis
ordered stomach; also scrofu'us disorders,
and oil sympathetic, functional, organic, or iebre
diseases. From the same cause, the natural aud
healthy action of the heart and the whole vascular
system IS impaired and reduced below it's natural
Standard; exhibited by palpitations, languih
pulse torpors oithe limbs syncOpe, and even deatd
itself in consequence Of an overabundance Of Pc
cular offensive substance to the digestive organs.
The Life Medicines should always be taken in
the early stages of bilious complaints; and lperse
vered in strictly according 10 the directions, will
MERCURY IN THE SYSTEM.-The Life
Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than the best preparations Of Sarsa
pa rilla and are a certain remedy for the rushing
of MooG 10 The head or aioteat hcadaches, tic dOu
ieureur, sc. All persons who are predsposed TO
npoptexy, palsy &C., should never be without the
Lille Pills or the Eiters, for one dose in time will
safe hIe They equaZe the circulat of the
blood draw al pressure from the head, restore per-
SEPARATION ,and throw off every mpuriy by the pores
Of the skin
RHEUMArISM-Mod Lie Medicines have
performed the most extraordinary cures Of Gcut
Rheumatism, and chronic complaints Of all kinds,
when used with perseverance. They should how.
ever be taken strictly according to the directions
The Phoenix Bltcrs ars so called, because they
possess tho power OF restoring the expiring enibers
of health, to glowing vgor through the constiu
ton, rs the Phoenix Is said to be restored TO life
from the ashes OF its own dissolution. The Phmnlx
Ditters are entirely vegetable, composed Of roots
found only in certain parts of the western connry
| which will infalbly cure FEVERS AND AGUES
Of all kinds, will never fail 10 eradicate entirely oil
the effects of mercury, infinitely than the
most powerful preparations Of sarsaparia and will
Immediately cure the determination of blood 10 the
head; never fail in the sickness incident TO joung
females; and will DO found a certain remedy in all
cases Of nervous debility and weakness OF The most
impaired constitutions AS remedy for Chronic
and LaEamatory rheumatism, the efficiency Of the
Phoenix Bittcrs will be demonstrated by the use of
single bottle.
Unlike the host of pernicious quackercs, which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the Life Pills are
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, free from Mcrcu
ry, Antimony, Arsenic, or any other mineral, in
an v form whatever. They are entirely composed
IF fro DUVeTiui DlantS. he
| tues of which, though long known to several In
dian tribes, and recently to some eminent phar.
maceutical chemists, arc altogether unknown to
the ignorant pretenders to medical science; and
were never before administered in so happily eff
! cacious combination.
| Their frs. operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudities constantly settling around them; and
to remove the hardened faces which collect in the
commissions of the small intes,ines. Other medi-
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind Ia 20 produce habituai cos
tiveuess with all train of evils, sudden dinrr.
hoea, with its imminent dungerS. This fact is we'll
known to all regular ana,omsts, who examine the
human bowels after death: and hence tho peiudico
of these we'll informed men against the quack med
icnes Of the age. The second effect of the VEG
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver and
the lungs, the heathfu action of which entirely de
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary or.
gans.
The following are among the distressing variety
of human diseases, to which the Vegetable Life
Pills we'll known to be infalible and perfect
remedy:
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomach, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead ofthe stale and acrd kind
Flatulency, Paptatlon of the Heart, Loss of Ape
tite,, Heartburn and Headache, Restlessness, III.
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia will vanish,
as natural consequence of its cure. Costumes by
cleansing the whole length of the ntestines with
solvent process, and without violence: all violent
purges leave the bowels coslive within two days
Diarrhea and Cholera, by removing the sharp ac-
rid by which these complaints occasioned, and
by promoting the lubrlcative seoretions of The mu-
cous membrane. Feveis of all kinds, by restoring
the blood to regular circulation through the pro,
cess OF perspiraton in ard the thorough
solution of all intestinal distractions in Others The
Lille Medicines have been known to cure Rheuma
tsm permanently in three weeks, and Gout In half
that time, by removing local inflammation from the
muscles and ligaments Of the joints. Dropsies of
all KINDS by freeing and Strengthening the kidneys
and bladder; they operate most delightfully."- on
those Important organs, and hence have ever been
found certain remedy for the cases Of grav-
ell. Also w orms, by disodging from the turnings
OF the bowels of the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere; Asthma aud Consumption, by re
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