New-York tribune., 1841-12-30
Pluto AND THE DISEASES

OfagrMts round Lim 20 a EaH,
t. know At once The reason Why
Tge Yankees tske so long 10 die;
Qsoth be- Aias there wa> tine.
They 81 came posting IN their prime
Bur nog | think the villains Try
With old Methuselah 20 Vie.
-incc an they DO j. done with speed,
But dyir. fast % serv- car need
For IN tE-Ir land of notions cunning,
Ofpu.tiBs. crushing. driving. cunning,
Upon NV c3u-cicnce1 itvoud seem,
All thirgs bur DYING went by steam,
so uoN taey hardly rccomprnse us,
For mlsing on, the yeariy ceGslA.
Thus naye called YOU IN row,
The reason fthis fact TO show.
That We rs'y plan ,orae method clever,
To coax them here a. fast a. eyer,
And .elp our friends to Gu; shine
Who make crcat-col;s Of blt' OF pine.
SIR Fever you bcsiE the starry.
THAI robs ,cur names Of half their glory.
My liege own with many n sigh,
can't persuade the rocGcs to dis,
lbake. and rjasl. and fry. and ste" ihsE;.
pour hot lava through and through them,
And of their heads with eager pains
Hot ovens make 10 burn tn lr brains;
nUt ali IN vain, for j. TANK
To give iat- his iiusi PINK,
Tie villain frownS calm dcflnce,
Asd swallows y. ~ profound reliance.
4 dose OF thing, called Peters Pill,
Whic. oil ny bubbug lava chlli..
And instant stops the work Of Slaughter,
Aud leaves hi- blood a. pure a> water
Here erim Dyspcpsm pat his chatin,
My llcge-my liege, the truth he's pai IN,
For even NY plan, are or demolished,
Re that teccivgr. +. arts % nOlishsl
choke the stomsch-.our the chyle,
Di-tend tho spleen, Clsulrb the bllc
And guard 30 we'll each leak aud dram,
That nli that enters mU.t remain,
Bat then ~hsl all Is smooth aId uice,
70 s'ud nv Job ho-c "a trico,
lie takes those aNf i'll l'ill, OF Peters,
A. raily ., glass Of hiu-5s,
And al ny 9gcntS, l~fc and ri2ht,
A,- put To instantaneous llght
Indeed It sometimes make mo iaush,
To zee the ra>cii- scampuTins OF
Nog Pal-y pale hi, voice ll,ruicd,
| too. great Pluto, AN aclutcd,
In the unfortunate dis asos
This doctor !rEhs where cr he plelses
take my man. and rripe hi bosels,
Thosgh .tccp'd the white lnsm king towels,
And shake b IN :, the tit lrcrca,cs.
unul you'd thrnk he'd I'LL to pieces;
Bat Nhen hope IN earth to cram him,
In step. that Dr. Pc;ers-d-n HIM,
And makes my patient, III shock,
As sound and ,tsady a. rock"
And - quOth J,undice g do my hes,
To Xiii, but fail like all the rest,
A. whea those Fills begin to play,
must be OF like yesterday.
For soon the cheeks marked for doom,
Begin IKE any rose to bloom -
GrOan'd Colic--"My complaints the same,
And am lcsing all ny famo;
Those Pill- OF Peter, ln inclined
To lhnk. pervade the very wind
For wheresoe'er 60 to work.
They fall spon me lIse 4 Turk
So--(ali unequal to the stfife)
run away to sivo my life
And il the pat were bound to curse,
The future will b. ten times worse
For by patented machine,
Watch Ia Gotham late have seen,
He makes with ease I've heard him say,
Five hundred thousand pills day
So ttGt the chance IS very small,
Ofpeople dying there at all
Here Headache apcworm-Indige,ti ton,
Aud Gaut by turns took up the question
Then followed ten blue devils. whining,
Wa ScIrvy. Ague, aud Plague re- epinin2,
-
BY all men known rs " pErERs' PILts
The liIg terrors lcok the Ehllc.
A. though hi- loul were 'urneJ 10 hile
Aii poGrcd t'u thousand Oaths CT dread,
o. the deYot.d Doctor. head
Then thus id6es,ci ire ceurlc crov
S"1etieylis, taiS vi "a never do
Your tyrant .nu,t be hrih.d by DEATH,
or there's ai cHd 10 i9siRg breath,
A. least II he's above temptation,
Tue only way To save the nation,
l. by inkee speculation
For instance. pay The roghes. 50 pryins
So many dollars each iof dyinR
Or, (whicn The cad rs aell iUlhl.)
For sgyenriue against PETERS PILL..'
I'm whirr.l at once hist hungry pack
W,rh 9e,fh fie n 1unicd 1T their hack,
An shri-klug Wild with hope anl will,
Far yencca1ce on the gallant rill.
And hence al ye who'd fiin resort
F.rc c,.i, IN HANDS - PlIto's court,
SEQ forth at once, nor wait for linking.
gut,ake no pills, aad die like winking.
Rat We wso'd laugH At Cole griEl -
Who'd shake old Gaut from breast or limb
Waod make -io~ Fever SKIP away,
A. niulh;y a. hunted ileD;
Who'd ddve 10: II -gdIche from yeur nodda
Who'd make both Spleen aud Scurvy todGle
Who'd force Dan Care toiake trip;
or give Old Death biruscIf the slip;
Come one, come al, and h've Your wills.
Br PATAoNrsIHG Peters Pills.
'ctcr.' principal Offices ij9 Broadway, Ncw-Y
h-SntIi street, FhiladelphIa; II M.gaziae-st
r cans dl7 cod.
YORK SUPREME COURT.-In the m.tter ,
,licatiop Of the Mayor, Aldermen and C-mnona
Y Of N.w-NDik, relative 10 sprning Thirfy..e