The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-11-30
lMOMaG's Life Pills amN p,,
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,pro.racted and painful Illness Of ,boie resnhOf
Mr. John Mofat: When taken III, Mr. " 'g0lot
prosperous and hourishing Merclan, N w. W. was
part of the city, and having consulted a ,ne ove
ed number of our most skillnl pbysia "nu employ
ter moths OF suffering, was prevailed no''. he, az
chase tho receipt Of the Invaluable va"np' . 10 pn
ration now offered 70 The public. s''"0'e Pfe@
The effect Of the Life Medicine in III,
was so singular and remarkable, that he im inv" cs
ly determined 10 offer to the world n -, "rnedns
which he not only owed his life. bu, his ttu'c'no h
The uniform success which has snco "l'lIOcs,
their administration IN every instance wb "'c0dPd
trial has been given them, has been o ''e flr
thousands, and inconestiby proves their " in' BY
merit. ~" Intrinsic
BILIOUS COMPLAINTS. g. Tur c,u
| "A well regulated and pr"porlionale n,~AUSE
bile upon the stomach is always rcnmsin, "'Hy Of
| promotion of sound hea!th-it siimnla,e, H. T Tho
! and keeps the intestinal canal free from aWS S'@0,
tons. On the interior snrtace Of the liv., "OOc
cuiar bladder, in which tho bile is first p,e,a,pS
being formed by the liver from the bIood a" wa,
il passes into the stomach and intesIioes l"'0c
aes the indigestion. Tins we see vh.r w" Wv 'eg|
a deficiency of bile, the body is constan,ly co'S
On The other hand, an overHbundance of bIe '"e
| es frequent nausea in the stomach and oGon %
notes very severe attacks of disease ,vl,L NV
times end in death. "4@
! Fevers are always preceded by svmptons q, T.
ordered stomach; as are also scrofnlus diso,%H
and all sympathetic. functional, organic. ar Gr.at
diseases. From the same cause, the p,,.t ""S ,
healthy action of The heart, and the whole yno Lu
| system ~ impaired and reduced below ia n
standard; as exhibited by palpita,ions l"""d
pulse, torpors ofthe limbs, syncope and even tag
itself in consequence Of an overabnndance Of a W."
| cuiIar offensive Substance tO the digestive ,r,a
| The Life Medicines should always be tokeo T.;
tho early stages of bilious complaints; and if m,.'
'ered IN strictly according TO Tue directions wlT
| positively effect cure.
| MERCURY IN THE SYsTEM.-Tbe "a,
Medicines will get all mercury out of The syssm
infinitely faster than the best preparations Of Sn
pa rilla, ard are a certain remedy for the ruL,,
I IF bi0od to lie hnad. or ai0tept hc09arhcs ii, %
'c"Tenr' %'c. All persons who are prrdisposed 10
aDnpirry, patsy Sc, should never be wiihou, H.
Life Pals, or the Biiers for one dose in time viii
safe llIe. They CquaZe the circulation If ls
blood draw all pressure from the head, restore ue,
spirailon and throw off every impurry by The pcr
| of The skin.
TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT 4
| RllEU MATISM .-Mofas Life Medicines b,ys
| performed the most extraordinary cures Of Cont
| Rheumatism, and chrome complaints of all kinds
when used with perseverance. They sloud how
ever, be taken strictly according to tie directions
| The Phoenix Bitters called because thew
possess the power of restoring the expiring cmlers
| of health. to glowing vigOr through the consilu
| lion, as the Phoenix is said to be restored to Ia
| from the ashes of its own dissolution. The phqn1
| Bitters are entirely vegetable, composed Of roots
| found only in certain parts Of the western county
which will infallibly cure FEVERS AND AGUES
of all kinds, will never fail 10 eradicate cn,irey all
the effects of mercury, infinitely than tho
most powerful preparations of sarsnparilln. and viii
immediately cure the determination of blood 10 the
head; never fail in the SickHtSs incident to wm.
! females; and will be found certain remedy In all
cases of nervous debility and weakness Of The mos
! impaired constitutions. AS a remedy for ChroHlI
md Tnf1matory RheumatiSm, the efficiency Of IN
Phunix Bitters w i'll be demonstrated by the use n
| a single tOtlle.
! Unlike the host Of pernicous quackcres, wG6l
boast OF vegetable ingredients, the Lite Pills are
! purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, free from Mgg
ry, Aulimuuy, Arsenic, any other mnen, IN
any form whatever. They entirely cugN@8 4
of extracts from and powerful plants, Ne W.
tues Of which, though long known TO sc'eMM
dian tribes aud recently TO some emueh PON 4
maceutica chemists, are altogether unknown
the ignorant preienders TO medical Sciences and
were never before administered in SO happI'! eth
! caciuus n combinatGu.
Their first operation is to loosen from the cai
| of the stomach aud bowels, the various lmPun0a
and crudi,ies constantly settling around them @a
! to remove the hardened 0eces which coleclm
! commissions of the small intestines Oher meOr
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave sNh
collected masses behind as ~ produce na0ina o'
iveness. with all It's train of evils or sudden uf
! hea, with its imminent dangers. rms tact N"t
known to all regular ANTAGONISTS, WHO examine t"'
| human bowels after Ocatb: abu htlltt ''' HJ',
of these well informed men against the qnacE,m.rG
| icines of the age. The second effect o the 'hU
! ETABLE LIFE PILLS is 10 cleanse the KO"e,
and the bladder, aud by this means, the II'ef av
the lungs, the heaithfu action of which enhfr! w
ponds upon The healthy action OF the uF'h''i '"
gans. Ia.
| The following are among the distressing '"VI
Of human seases, to which the Ves"'aoe r ~
| Pills are well known to be infabe ana Pe"''
remedy: =
! DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the wv
and second stomach, and creating n How OF P%"
healthy btle, instead of the stale and nrrld k!"u'
Fiatuiency, PalpilatIon of the Heart. Loss o. AH
lite >, Heart burn and Headache, RestIessnes'' a
temper, Anxiety, Lunguor and Melancholy, "" WHY
are the general symptoms of Dispepsin. WI '""
as a natural consequence IF its cure. Co'''V"fE,
cleansing the whote length Oft inesiIneS wiz ,I
solvent process, aud without violence all N |'
purges leave the bowels cuslivo wlMn Wo ua,
Darrhua and Cholera, by removing the s"W and
rid by which these complaints are "ccas@ptfD MN.
| by promoting the lubricalive secretons E" ,IOe
c0us membrane. Fevers of all kinds, ~ ,to nrr
the blood to regular circulation thf'us" noronh
cess OF perspiration in sumo cases. wv ,s Tho
solution of all intestinal distractions III phaOmr
Life Medicines have been known 10 Gu w., m hJ
tis,n permanently in three weeks, anu Fam III 4
that time, by removing local inflammation "v
muscles and ligamenis oI'ihe JOINTS Iva kidaey
all kinds, by freeing and strenkl he"l's n,mIy %
and bladder; they operate most uo:n .yer bee
those important organs, and hence nav" .os of sar
found a certain remedy for the worst 'h, ,urpNe
el. Also Worms. by disI"dging i'"n WI ihea
ot lie hoxycls of tho Shiny matter 10 VIZ" by III