The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-08-31
NEOAat,s Life Pills AMID Phoenix
W%idfel'S.

igin Of MoHat's Life Medicines was tne result y,
pyo,rac,ed and painful illness of their originator
M Iobn MoAat When taken Ill Mr. M, was
nrospet ots and hourishing Merchant IN the 'owe'
part of the city, and having CONSUMED anu e'hpJ r
ed number Of our most skiiu' Physlclans' nc, -
Ter moths of suffering, was prevailed upon 10 Pu'
chase tho roceint of the Invaluable vegetable prePa
ration now offered 10 the Puohc' =,
'Cbe eGect Of the Life NJ edicne in his own case
was so singular and romarkaoe, VA. "e a;aoa 20
Iy determined to offer to the world medicine 10
,yb,ch he MOI only owed his fe but his happiness;
The uniform success which mas since al'enG c.:i
their administration in every instance, where 'a'r
trial hos been piven them, has been attested py
thousands and Dcontestibly proves their ihr'hsio
"I RiIIIOus COMPLAINTS, 81 THE CAUSE;
"A well regulated and proporuonate aua,t,.y
hile mon The stomach is always requisite Tor the
nrop,nton Of sound heath--it stimulates dgesuon,
and keeps the intestinal canal Tree rom all ops"uc
tons On the interior surface OF the iiVer Is pes
cuIiar bladder in which the bile is hrst preserved
6a;nn fnrned nv the liver from the blood. Thence
Il masses into the stomach and ntestines, and regu
Iaes the indigestion. Thus we see when mere ID
deficiency Of bile the body is constantly costlve
IN the other hand an overabundance OF bile caus-
90 FRAGMENT nausea in the stomach, and often pro
notes very severe attacks OF disease, which some
times end in deatl' H.,
Fevers are always preceded by symptoms Oh us
ordered stomach; as are also scrofulus disorders,
and all sympathetic, functional organic, or iebrile
diseases. From the same cause, the natural aud
healthy action of the heart, and the whole vascular
lows Is IN
standard; as exhibited by papitatons, languh
pulse torpors oftle limbs, syncope,and even deatd
itself i'm consequence of an overabundance oil Pc
culiar offensive substance to the digestive organs.
The Life Medicines should always be taken IN
the early stages of bilious complaints; and perse
vered in strictly according to the directions, will
positively effect cure.
MERCURY IN THE sYsTEM.-The Life
Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster than The best preparations OF Sarsa-
ma rIIa and are a certain remedy for the rushing
of blood 10 The head, aiotent headaches, hc don.
ieureu1 &c All persons who are predisposed 10
nDo9leru pdlsu &C., should never be without the
Lie Pills or the Btters, for one dose in time Will
safe life They equalize the circulation of the
blood draw all pressure from the head, restore per-
spra,ion and throw off every imPurity by The pores
TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT u
RHEUMATISM -Moffal's Lille Medicines have
performed the most extraordinary cures of Gou
Rheumatism, and chrome complaints OF all kinds,
when used with perse verance They should how.
ever be taken strictly according TO the directions
The Phoenix Bitters called, because they
possess the power of restoring the expiring emoers
of health, to a glowing vigor through the consliu
tion as the Phoenix is said 10 be restored to life
from the ashes of its own dissolution. The Phgnix
Bitters are entirely vegetable, composed of roots
found only in certain parts Of the western country
which will infalIibly cure FEVERS AND AGUES
of all kinds, will fail TO eradicate entirely all
the effects of mercury infinitely sooner than the
most powerful preparations OF sarsapara, and VIII
head; never fail in the sickness incident to young
females and will be found certain remedy in all
cases of nervous debility and weakness of the most
impaired constitutions. AS remedy for Chronic
and InRomatoru Rheumatism, the efficiency of the
Phoenix Bitters will be demonstrated by the use of
a single bottle.
Unlike the host of perncous quackeries, which
boast OF vegetable ingredients, the Life Pills are
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, FREQ from Mercu
nv, Anthony, Arsenic or any other mineral, In
any form whatever. They are entirely composed
of extracts from rare and powerful plants, the vIr
tues of which, though long known to several In
dian tribes and recently to some eminent phar.
maceutical chemists, altogether unknown to
the ignorant preienders to medical SCIENCES and
were never before administered in so happily ELI.
cacious a combinanGn.
Their first operation is TO loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudities constantly settling around them; and
to remove the hardened faces which collect in the
commissions of the small intestines Other medi'
cines only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind 20 produce nabtual cos
tiveness with all Its train OF evils or sudden darr
hna, with its imminent dangers. This fact is well
known to all regular anatomsts, who examine the
human bowels after Jeath and hence the pejudice
of these well informed men against the quack med
icnes of the age. The second effect of the VEG.
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver and
the lungs, the heathful action of which entirely de
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary or
gans.
The following are among the distressing variety
of human disc asses, to which the Vegetable Life
Pills are well known TO be infaibe and perfect
remedy
DYSPEPSIA by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomach, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead ofthe stale and acrid kind;-
Fratuency, Pulpitation Of the Heart, Loss of Appe
tte Heart burn and Headache, Restlessness, III
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish,
as a natural consequence ofis cure. Costumes by
cleansing the whole length Of the ntestines with
solvent process and without violence; all violent
purses leave the bowels cos,ive within two days
DiaTrhea and Cholera, by removing the sharp &C.
rid by which these complaints are occasioned and
by promoting The ubrcaiive secretions of the
cous membrane. Fevers OF all kinds, by restoring
the blood TO regular circulation through the pro,
cess of perspration in cases. nd the thorough
solution of all intestinal distractions in The
Life Medicines have been known to cure Rheuma.
Itism permanently in three weeks, and Govt In half
that time, by removing local inflammation from the
muscles and ligaments of the joints. Dropsies of
all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kidneys
and bladder; they operate most delightfully."- on
! those important organs, and hence have ever been
found certain remedy for the worst cases Of grav-
Ell. Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
A. sttp IN thece