New-York tribune., 1841-04-16
NOT TO BE. BEAT.


NOT TO BE BEAT.
The following stump speech is taken from the tennessee
Wing published ut Ionesboro and is about as high flown
.i,cu of the highly concentrated style OF stump speaking
so fashionable in the Southwest have seen IN twelve
month ~ such productions rarely met with We give X
Insertion NJ "'s'"c-
E,r Cii-ens-I did MT come here make speech At
This time but onv Just cXtuguish myself candidate
Gentlemen please understand that am the candidate OF
the oatn and only want TO make tcw remarks
at this time 4 good many of you, gentlemen, has never
seen me before and merely want to state my view: upon
the question be asi,ated Gentlemen was born IN the
Comfy of Sullivan and tocc Knox, without parcnt-
age and if had been for TIE goodness oi God ana sew
rra other yeutlemcn, who tuck when an orphan ooJ
al II of and gin an cducatioh m'sUt hA'o
ccn ns ignorant a the common people, you gentlemen
Gentlemen, father patriarch ot the rcvoinor
and am Il patriarch. Gentlemen, my father s'aned tfS'
walls oi America with his blood and wich uc' 'ocAs"h
killed the Indians NcwOrcans wadcd up to my knees
in mud Gentlemen. am opposed 10 Nulhcaon Gcn-
,cmcn would rather be gay pot slave than Nuhfer.
Gentlemen amt got time 10 give YOU my ideas now ana
will call YOU few days but, gentlemen there SC;
biz bugs who irving put me down, but sen'eneh'
deiy en- Gentlemen. have always been for liberty m
dependence and glory Gentlcmcn hope to be delivered
out OF the hands of the burllshcs.
Gentlemen it will he Suimscd that should rcvugc ma
views of State policy. against the whole allegation ct
r,llican provencnts incosing this Cincinnati lennessc
Charleston Road of rails Gen Jackson says 1t wont do
and il looks reasonable Gentlemen three or tour onStrous
R,publicans and Democrats Fccralists are 80 called
fDm one Frederick King OF all the Russas, and are In
favor of burning buc-lghts the sea coast nsteai "a
the common whale OIL and they so Tor holding all coh'eh
tons Hartford Nuilicrs are opposed to the sose'egy
Of the old thirteen States and for distressing insr-
rcction In the South Republicans are tor putting down
the doctrine Of Instructions, and nsyrPng the
Democrats are opposed calling Mr.. Van Buren, home
from Bosoa in England and o the real Jackson sri=
and 90 the whole hog fo silver and gold
Gentlemen hi, is nv doctrineand here is nm Ensisn
half dollar have Just drawn from my pocket on winch Is
described nv motto of the dead languages ana inc
motto of every true grit American. EPlursy Newmeh!
and which being nmctcnded pnrafhy ct men J0r
office Gentlemen acknowledge my indulgence TO lou'
for vour kind obligations this cNentul period 1e
tlelcn the with me, and we VIII get te
worth of the half dollar something that Will review odr
acquaintance
AVoYAGE ox 4 FLAT BoAr.-A series OF adventures OF
man y the name of james Clark came to our ko"eose inc
other v which for The marvellous would not compare III
with the anerings OF Sinbad the Sailor About ionr years
ago Clark started fiat boat with his wlc ana ionr chn
drcn from the of Erie Pa situated on the lake ot thai
name and bv the Of the Ohio and Ere Ca cacned
the Ohio river Descending the Ohio and Mississippi making
brief stay landing on his way ne rea'"e' paJN
latouche in Louisiana Leaving the Bayou by the south
west pass he progressed his voyage until he was blown
off about twelve miles the Gulf change ot wind and
high tide drove his fiat boat back again. and stranded her
on sand bar Shanaque. Here he detained three
months four FIVE hundred Yards from the water during
which period he killed number of Wild hogs, and saed
pork enough supply family for years afterwards
He also erected for his accommodation and that OF tray
ccr, quite respectable dwelling from the drift wreck-wood
thrown by the upon the shore high tdo at length
ensued and the Hat boat upon tho waters
Hosting his sail he launched FORTH and reached without ad
venture the Sabnepass Crossing Sabine Bay (aoout ~
miles in wih he entered the mouth of the Ronachec, and
thence asccnGcd the OF Beaumont, lexas Here
he erected house for making OF his HAT boat
for material far would 60 in finishing his edtice We
are informed that Mr. Clark Is hourishng in Texas like
green bay and appears to be spreading his branches
in the approved manner having been blessed with
u couple of fat babies and very promising flock OF young
II pigs during his short soourn III tee land OF refuge and o.
n promise 'ifS'0"'s wing
1t Syu,ytys-Thc .subjoned pinch from parer-ul
e snuff in Leigh Hunts Commonplace Refreshed VII I'M
n the effect, hope prevent modern lovers from DE-
:" .nuAakers:
. . - .,s.,rd a., Fancy lovers tIe time OF Quo
1c or Low. tie Fifteenth each with 'nuH box in hand vi
i ., ronr 70 AT e1panaon and who m the hurry o ths
ort, have inhink.ne taken Piach a' al the instant ~n
n, s r-n-tnan Is going salute the bps o! MS mistress
oc. ,nds honest love as frankly returned and 10 IN
49, bringing thc words |hA1"'"S os1ufe' ~'eA
=, sneere ovcrtakes MIN
q .Cha-CsaChs. Charming srcat~o"
What .itsauon! A snee1e! Venus whGe il ssei
. thing in thx s' -,. "a
.,ce and !, Obliged divide Of the OF sh bash
And orinx speeches. with the shock Of The snceza responder
u Oh Richard you think ii Of for 'aa
Taking aG sneelng reminds us Of anccdo's OF I
o. celebrated Brummcll. with which sss'tnre % eit
-" ,h, notice. He sitting table in London 81
house reading the morning journal, when stout Engi
man standing near CAV. vent " Il ,iolen, Brsnm
e lifted his languidy from bis paper end susnycd
y perpcator with look Of cool contempt, second rep
d soon followed with increased effect The rshnsd e1q
site uttered half.spprc.ed groen Of horror, and BET
ID with dignihcd change his poStioa, when th
shock Of and stenutanon brought him 10
ut feet God bles. me :, he exclaimed. hea, Wataa!-
IN ca&n = endure this Brtas szSrel4e'
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