The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-05-18
WI OGHau,s Life Pills and Phoenix
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~ render NAV, moi perhaps be awarethat the or,
igin of Moffats Life Medicines was me result o..
proracted and painful illness OF tne'r oTisina,T'
Mr. John Rloffat When taken ili Mr. NJ was
prosperous aud furnishing Merchant IN the lower
mar, of the civ and having consulted and employ
ed n number oi our most skilfu Phys'cnns, ne, al
ter moths of suffering, WINS prova'led upon 10 put
chase the receipt Of the inva'nho'e Veeeao"P
ration now offered 10 the public. 9sit tal4-aeH
| The eject of tho Life Medicine in his own case
was so singular and kabe, That he immediate
~ determined to offer'to the world medicine !"
which he only owed ms me- ou' nus "dPp"Ios;
The uniform success which has since attehnen
their administration in every instance, where 'alr
trial has been given them, has been infested Dy
thousands. and nconteslibIy proves their intrinsic
BiilJOus COMPLAINTS, u THE CAUSE.
A well regulated and proporionate quantity oil
bile upou the stomach is always requisite Tor the
promotion of sound beatf-it stimulates a gestion,
and keeps the intestinal canal Tree rom al aosuuc
lions On the in terror surface of tho liver Is pes
ouIiar bladder in which the bile is first preserved,
being iormed by the liver from the blood. Thence
it passes into the stomach and intestnes ana resu
In,es the indigestion. Thus we see when there IS
deficiency Of bile, the body is constantly costive-
On the othor hand, overabundance of bile caus-
es frequent nausea in the stomach, and often pro-
notes very severe attacks Oh o'seaso' ""'o" so"'o
times end in death. gr.t- ,T |.lt-.. j. NJ H.1. -
| Feyers are always preceded by symptoms oil q dis
ordered stomach; are also scrofulus disorders,
and NIL sympathetic, functional, organic, or febrle
healthy action of the heart, and the whole vascular
| system Is impaired and reduced below its natural
| standard; as exhibited by palPita'ons, langud
pulse torpors oftho limbs, syncopc, land even death
itself in consequence of an oyerabuudance OF Pc
| cuar offensive substance to the digestive organs.
/ The life Medicines should always be taken in.
tho early stages Of bilious complaints; and II perse
vered IN strictly according TO the directions, will
MERCURY in TIE sYSTEh-The Life
I Medicines will get all mercury out of the system
infinitely faster Than the best preparations OF Sarsa-
pa rila and are u certain remedy for the rushing
ofGiood to The head, or aioent hcadaches, tic dou-
/ teureur, &c. All persons who are predsposed TO
apopiery, palsy &c should never be without the
Life Pills or the Biers, for ono dose in time will
safe life They e9uaize the circulation OF the
blood draw all pressure from the head restore per-
spration and throw off every mPurty by The pores
of the skin.
RHEU aIoffat's Lille Medicines have
| performed the ,ost extraordinary of Gout,
Rheumatism, and chronic complaints of all kinds,
when used with perseverance,. They should how
ever be taken strictly according 10 the directions.
The Phoenix Dit,ers so Called because they
possess the power of restoring the expiring embers
Of health to glowing vigor through the constitu-
ton, as the Phoenix is said to be restored to life
from the ashes OF its own dissolution. The Ph9nlx
Bitters are entirely vegetable, composed Of roots
found only in certain parts OF the western country
which will infaliby cure FEVERS AND AGUES
of all kinds, will never fail TO eradicaie entirely all
the effects of mercury, infinitely sooner than the
most powerful preparations of ssrsaparlla and will
4 Immediately the determination of blood TO the
head; never fail in the stckmss incident 10 yoang
females; and will be found certain remedy IN all
cases of nervous debility and weakness OF the most
impaired constitutions. As remedy for Chronic
and IntIaanatory Rheumatism the efficiency of the
Phoenix Btters will be demonstrated by the use Of
single bottle. -.-s, ,...... .... BID. =,
Unlike the host Of perncious quackeres, which
boast of vegetable ingredients, the Life Pills are
purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, Tree from Mercu
any n hRr m
any form whatever. They are entirely composed
of extracts from and powerful plants, the var
tues Of which, though long known to several In
dian tribes, and recently TO some eminent phar
maceutical chemists are altogether unknown t.
the ignorant pretenders TO medical science; and
were never before administered In so happily eff
cacious n combination. Htt ' l'Hts.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crud,es constanly setJing around them; and
to remove the hardened feces which collect in the
commissions of the small intestines. Other medi
cnes only partially cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind as 70 produce habiiual COS
tiveness, with all It's train of evils or sudden darr
hoea, with its imminent dangers. This fact is wei
known to all regular anatomsts who examine the
human bowels after death: aud hence the pejudct
of these well informed men against the quack med
cines of the age The second effect of the VEG
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kidney.
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver
the lungs, the healthfnl action of which entirely d.
, ponds upon the healthy action of tho urinary or
gans. 81 le1 HsA rf}
!, l. The following among the distressing variety
of human diseases, to which the Vegetable Lift
= Pills we'll known TO he infalible and perfec
> lremedy: lolFH ~ !" .s1. a...1 "a
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the frs
and second stomach and creating flow of pur
y healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrd kind;-
: Flatulency, Palpitaon of the Heart, Loss Of App
tite Heart burn and Headache, Restlessness, Ill
= temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, whic
, are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish
natural consequence of its cure. Costumes, b.
: cleansing the whole length of tho intestines with
= solvent process and without volence: all violen
= purges leave the bowels cosve within two days
: Diarrhuea and Cholera, by removing the sharp &C
, rid by which these complaints are occasoned, an
! by promoting Tho labrcative soeretons of The mu
:, cous membrane. Fevets of all kinds, by restorin
- the blood to regular circulat through the pro
- cess of perspration in cases. ard the thoroug
solution of all intestinal distractions in olners Th
i, Life NJ edicnes have been known to cure Rheuma
!" tism permanently in three weeks, and Govt IN ha
- that time, by removing local inlamation from til
y muscles and ligaments of the joints. Dropsies
% all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kidney
IN and bladder; they operate most delightfully."- o
-, those important organs, and hence have ever bee
found certain remedy for the worst cases of gray
y lal l.. hv disln dou from fhe fnrpl No