Baton-Rouge gazette. [volume] (Baton-Rouge, La.) 1819-1856, 1841-07-31
u.AE'Et ME- FsEGENES-
a.EAERAL REMARKS.

era from tho very verge OF al untttnely grave,
after MI tho deceptive no#trun1= Of the day,
prescribed by phyaltiana, had utterly tailed, IN
which cns3s they also permanently secured
that uniform enjoyment Of health, without
" hicl lilo itself il but a partial bleaaipr. So
ureatfndeed had tllalf efficacy invariably prov
cd, that ii WAS scarcely less than miraculous
to illoae who were unsr4ualnted with the beau
t~ifully philosophical principles upon which
they we're compounded, and upon which lhey
consequently act.
The PnCENtx ntrrEEs are 70 called, be-
cause they posbess the power of restoring the
the expiring otnbers Of health, to D glowing
ylaor throughout The constitution, as the Phn-
MY il SAID 10 be restored 10 lie from the aelles
OF lin own dissolution. The pia,nix Btttera
arc entirely vegetable, conlposed Of roots
found only In certain parts Of the western
country, which will ~lnfal!ibly cure lsrers and
Agnes of ali kinds will never fail to eradicate
entirely all the effects Of Mercury, infinitely
sooner than tho most powerful preparations Of
ssarsnparllla, and will Immediately cure the
determination Of blond to The httti;; never fail IN
the sickness incident to young females; and will
be found a certain tcnedy IN MI eases oil nery-
Gus debility and weakness Of the most impair
cd constitution. Az a remedy for chronic and
inRammatory rheumati8a,, the efficacy Of the
Phoenix Bltters will bo demonstrated by the
Use Of q single bottle.
The proprietor f~cjoiceB in the opportunity
afforded BY the universal diffusion Of the
preag, for placing hin VEGETABLE LIFE MEpi-
c1NEs within the knowledge and reach of
every individual in the community. Unlike
the host Of pernaciods qnaelteries, which boast
T ..-ataItx t-w.,i,u.4a# ttE II ife Ijiis ars
purely aud solely vegetable, and contain
neither Mercury, Anthony, Arsenic, nef
any other mineral, in any form whatevef.-~-
They are entirely composed Of extracts from
rare and powerful plants, the virtuef OF winch
though long knowntosovera Indian tribes, and
recently to come eminent pharmaceutical che
miata, aro altogether unknown to the ignorant
preteniers to medical ~acience; and were never
before administered in so happily etIicactois Il
combination.
Their first operation 10 to Loosen from the
coats OF the stomach and bowels, the various
impurities and crudities constantly settling
around tilem and 10 remove the hardened
fnees which collect III the conVolntiofs OF The
small in.cstineg. Other medicines only par
italy cleanse these, and leave sucl collected
masses behind as to produce liabltuai costive"
ness, with all ita train Of oVllf, or sudden
diarrilD4, with it's imminent dangers. Ihis
fact is we'll known to all regular alatomlstr,
who examine The human bowels after death,
and hence the prejudice Of these well informed
men against the quack medicines OF the age
The second eHout Of the TegGabk Life Pulls
is 10 cleanse the kidneys and The bladder, and
by his means, the liver and the lungs, the
healthrul action Of which entirely depends
upon the regularity Of the urinary organs.--
The blood, which takes its red color froin the
agency Of tho liver and the lungs before it
passes into the heart, being thus purified by
them, and nourished by food coming from d
clean stomach, courses freely through the
veins, rcnews every part Of tho system, and
triunphantly mounts the banner OF health IN
the blooming cheek.
The following are among tie distressing va
rietv OF human diseases, TO which the Vegeta-
bic Life Pills are well known to be infalliblc.
DrsrErs1A, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stonachs, and creating Il flow
Of pure healthy bile, instead of the stale aud
acrid kind :---FI0tuhency, Pafpitation Of the
Lfr@art, Loss Of Appetite, Heartburn ard neod
ach, RestteSsaesS, M-tempc7', Anr'ety, Ian
yuo, and melancholy, which are the general
sympl?m Of Dyspepsia, will vanish as a ma
tural C. esequence Of its cure. Co$1teneSS,
bv clear, .inpthe wholo length OF the intestiaes
with a sol vent process, and without violence
all violent purpes leave the bowels costive
within two lays. Diarrhma and Cholera, by
removing the sharp acrid fluids by which these
complaints a, G occasioned, and by promoting
;ha luhricatiy. secretions of the mucous mem.
brano. FovcrA Of all kinds, by restoring the
blood to a ~reruI.r circulation through the pro.
cess Of perspirat,,on IN some cases, andt the
thorough solution cf all intestinal distractions
in others. The life Medicines have bear
; known 10 cure Rheumatism permanently In
three weeks, and GoIt in half that time, bJ
> removing local inha0n alton from the muscles
and ligamcnts OF the joints. Dropsies OF all kind
by freeing and Strengthening the Kidneys ans
: bladder; they operate most. delightfully."- OF
u those important organs, and hence have eve
/ been found a certain remedy for the worst ca
: seB Of Gravel. Also Worms, by dislodgins
. from the turnings of the bowels the slim,
" matter to which these creatures adhere
u Asthma and Consumption, by relieving tn
air vessels of the lungs from the nucus, Whic!
even slirht colds will occasion, which II no
! removed becomes hardened, and produce
those dreadful diseases. Seurvy, Ulcers, an
= Inyeterate Sores, by the perfect purity VINO.
= these Life Pills give to the blood, and all tn
), humors Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Com
plexions. by their Alternative effect upon tn
fluids that feed the skin, the morbid state {
which occasions all EruptiVe complaints, Sal
low, Cloudy, and other disagreeab1e complex
ions. The use of these Pills for a very shot
e time, will effect en- entire cure Of Salt Rheun
Erysipelas, and a striking improvement IN tn
Clearness Of the Skin. Common Colds an
L influenza, will always be cured BY one dose
Is or by. two even in the worst casea. Piles
=, as a remedy for this most distressing and OF
II stmate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills dc
le serve a distinct and emphatic recommends
Ill ton. 1t is well known to hundreds IN tn
y city, that the originator Of these mTaiuaoI
y pills was himself afflicted with this complain
for upwards of 35 years, and that he tried
vain every remedy prescribed within the who
compass Of the Materia Medlca. lie, howeVe
at lencth tried the medicine which he no
offers to the public, and he was cured IN a vel
n short time, after his recovery had been Pr,
n~ouccod not only improbable, but absolnteI
~ impossible, by any human means.
ne All that Mr.. Moffat requires OF his patient
81 is to be particular in taking the Lite Med
n cincs strictly according 10 the directions.
is not by a newspaper notice, or by any thu
lie that he himself may say III their favor, that I
"a hopes to gain credit. 1t is alone by the resu!
is of d fair trial.
or 5. JOURDAN agent for the above med
eines >. Baton ROUGE. july 81 %