Jeffersonian Republican. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, 1841-04-28

HEALTH Is NOW IN THE POWER
OF EVERY ONE.-DR BENJA-
MIN BRANDRETHS Vege-
table Universal Pills.
Introduced into the United States, May Is, 1885
There has never been an instance of these cele-
brated Vegetable Universal Pills not giving relief
and perseverance in old, obstinate cases, is sure
making a cure provided nature is not entirely ex-
hausted. They have cured since their introduce
ton into this country at least 20,000-fWenty thou
sand perSOnS-of diseases heretofore always con-
sidered mcurable. 1t is only fire years since
opened the first office for the exclusive sale of this
medicine in New York; yet, in that time have
sold over t,celre millions Of boreS and have now
eighteen offices for their exclusive sale, at least
one in every principal city in the Union, al ex-
pense of near forty thousand dollars per year
And with the expenses of advertising, and other
incidentals, the sum was little over One Hun
dred and Thirty Thousand Dollars for the year
1885, some idea may be formed how the medicine
is appreciated from these facts; they are indeed
the greatest blessing that ever yet has been be-
slowed on man.
| have often found persons desirous to know
how soon this medicine will cure them. 1t is i'm
possible to say-it altogether depends upon the
state of the blood and humors. One thing may
be relied upon-that if the pills are persevered
with according to the printed direction which ac-
companies each box the cure will be effected much
sooner than the patient could have expected. The
many lingering chronic diseases we daily see, are
owing either to mercury or bleeding, or to not
having been properly purged in feUerS, infamatlonS,
cold, measeLs, small por lying an 1t is utterly
impossible for US to attain or keep health without
sound purging. We may fasten up the disorder
by barks and tonics, but if il be in the body must
come out before health is enjoyed, and sooner or
will L If
this method of purifying the body is delayed too
long. No danger CAN arise from purging with
BrandrethS Pills. 1t has been proved, beyond
doubt, that these celebrated Pills and the human
body are naturally adopted one for theother. Blythe
use of this Glorious Medicine the contents or hu-
mors Of the body, can be entirely evacuated, al
tered, and completely regenerated and in man
ner so simple as to give every day ease and pleas
ure.
Brandreth's Pills are no less cure than pre-
ventive of diseases. When we feel dull, pain in
the head, back, or side-weary on the least exer-
ton-it is then we ought to take dose Of these
Pills. This will always have good effect, be-
cause 1t is impossible for pain TO be in the body
without the presence of those humors which pro-
duce it, and il is only by their being forced out
with purging that health can be restored
All that have been able to ascertain, either by
experience or from books has confirmed me in the
opinion, that pan every feeling contrary to health
is produced when the natural outlets of the body
become incapable of discharging the corrupt hrl-
mors generated in the body, as fast as nature re-
quires their expulsion. And that TO secure health
we have only to purge ourselves, until health is
restored A practice which experience has es-
tabshed, is fully able to produce this result with
out the possibility Of any injurious effects. They
who have adopted this simple plan have secured
the best state of health their BODIES were capable
of enjoying. The weak have become robust The
robust have become more so. All mankind would
be benefited by this practice, except physicians
and they would be bodily though not profession
ally.
( Let me now recommend two things, never b.
tied, and neUer go to Druggist far Brandreth's
Pills The first weakens the principle Of life, and
/ long keeps the blessings Of health from the body
And the last, to purchase a Pill called Brandreths
Of Druggist, is to insure the purchaser a base
counterfeit, entirely incapable of producing the
beneficial results of the genuine medicine. To in
sure this it must be purchased of the undermen
toned Agents duly appointed by me, and whc
hold regular certificate Of agency, which is re
newed yearly There is an agent with one O
these certificates in every town in the United
States Those purchasing at wholesale, must re
member that all my travellers have power of At
torney, regularly proved to be my act before tn
Clerk OF the county of New York
THE foiioloing is list Of names ofaH tie
Agents in Monroe and Pike counties
70 purchase Of aty in these Counties not mention
ed IN THIS list 'cU subject Ae purchaser 10
SIRE deception
nPMONROE COUNTY.lH
Suoudsburgh, RICHARD S. STAPLES.
New Marketville, TROXEL & SCHOCH
Dutottsburg, LUKE BRODHEAD.