Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1841-08-26
MQEEATls
celebrated Es1segaiA E3Istera
AND
VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS.

"a uusb Of cur most sx}8tit iiavsfetaus, me- after
months Of suffering, prevail q aP5n io purchase
The ree8pe ef Tia. invaluable vegetable preparation
now aEercA 70 the public
The Fsct 81 the I.4e Medicines, 20 lis own case,
was So siaeaaf ard ratlafkshe thal le Immediately
Determined is oer 10 thc world nledicine 20 Which
he nos oeiy owed his iilc, but bis harpnass. The
uaiform success which has siaee attended Their az
riastraton ID every Astaaee where reg tfiai mas
beea gigea them, has beea aliesied " thals@Ads,
and iacoaicstialy proves their intrinsic merit
THE LIFE MEDICINES GENERAL Re
MARKS.
These medicines are indebted f9r their name 70
geis faaafs add sensible action 10 purifying thc
Springs and channels Of life and euaung them VITA
renewed tone aad yisor, and to the andoaaicd 'aei,
that al "a very early period ia their history ihey
had rescued sufferers from tae very verge Of an ua
iascly grave, after all the deceptive nustrans OF
iii. tlaF, prescribed by physicians, had utterly TAFT
Cd 10 81 hich cases they also permanently secured
ihat Uniform enjoyment Of healih, with4st which
10. iiself Is bgi partial blessing. So great ~
deed hal their efficacy insariahiy proved that q
was scarcely less than miraculous 10 ih9se VINO
were uaacqaainted with the beautifully phti9soph
cal principles npon which they were conp0uEdej,
and npon which they consequently act.
TIE PnaNix BIrrERs are 50 called, because
they possess the power ol restoring the expiring
ernbers of health 10 glowing yisor throughout the
constitutions as the Ph@nix is said 70 he restored 70
life froD the a,hes Of its own dissolution nc
Phelix Btiers are entirely vegetable, composed Of
roots found only in certain parts Of the western
country, which will iniaiilhly cure FEY Its AMI
AGUES &C all kinds; wilt never fail 10 eradicate
entirely all the effects Of Aiercary, infinitely sooner
than the most powerful preparation OF safsapariHa,
aal viii immediately cure the determination OF
BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never fail n the Steh
ness i.edent TO goung females and viii be found
a certain remedy IN All cases Of nervous oe9HHy ana
toeakness Of the most impaired constitutions As
remedy for Chrome and III tlGmmai0yy Rhenmatism,
the efficacy Of the Ph@nx Hitters will be demon
strated by the OF single bottle.
The proprietor rejoices IN the opportunity ahofq-
81 x Tt-fN ,sIi nj
his VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES within The
knowledge and reach Of every Individual IN the
community. Unlike the host Of pernciouS qnacke-
rics, which boast Of vegetable ingredients, the
Life P Ills purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, aud
contain neither Mercury, Aatimong, Arsenic, nor
any other mineral. in any form Whatever They
are entirely composed OF extracts from rare and
pow etfal plants The virtues Of which, though long
known TO several Indian tribes aud recently 10 some
eminent chemists, are altogether un
known 10 the ignorant pretenders 10 medical sci
cucc; and were never before administered IN SO
happily ciiicacoas a combination.
Their first operation is 10 loosen from the coats oil
the stomach and bowels, the various impurities aud
crudiics constantly settling around them; and 10
remove the hardened eces which collect iG the con
voluions of the small lntesIncs. Other medicines
only partially cleanse these. aud leave such collect
ed masses behind TO produce habitual costiyeness
with all its train Of evils, sudden datrh91, with
its imminent dangers. The fact is well known TO
all regular anatomists, whpexaDine The human bow
els after death, aud hence the prejudlce OF these
well Informed men against The qnack medicines OF the
age. The second effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE
Puts is to cleanse the kidneys aud the bladder aud
BY this me ans the liver and The hlngs the health
full action Of which entirely depends upon the regu
larity Of the urinary organs. The blood, winch
takes It's red color from the agency oil the liver aud
the lungs before ii passes into the heart beirg thus
purified by them, aud nourished by food coming
from clean stomach, courses freely through the
veins, renews every part OF the sS stem, and tri,
umphanly mounts the banner oil health ~ the bloom
ing check.
The following are the distressing variety Of hu
man diseases, to which the Vegetable Life Pills are
well known 10 be infalliblc:
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the first and
second siomachs, aud creating flow oil pure healthy
bile Instead of the stale and acrd kind Ffdtutci
en-, Pdtptfafion Of the Heart, Loss Of Appetite,
Heart burn and Headache, RestiesSness, M tenlpr,
dnSiefg, Langsor and Melancholy, which are the
general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, will vanish, as a
natural consequence OF lis cure. COstireneSs, by
cleansing the whole length Of the into shines with a
solvent process and without violence: all violent
purges leave The bowels costive within two days.
Didrrhna and Cholera, by removing the sharp acrid
fluids by which these complaints are oecasioned,
aud by promoting the lubricauve sccretiohs OF the
mucous membrane. Tecers Of all kinds, by rcsior
nag the blood a regular circulation through the
process Of Precipitation 10 some cases. and The tbs
iou solution Of ali Intestinal distractions IN others
The Ii 4 Medicines have been known 10 cure Rhen-
uqifsu permanently in three wcets, aud Coat IL
ma T that iinc by rcaoriug local inflammation from
ihe muscles and 'lgsmeuts Of the joints. Dr0pSles
IF ait kinds by freeing and Strengthening the KID
u1ys aed bladder; they operate most delightfully."-
on those important and hence have been ever
lonad a certain remedy for the worst cases at
G9arel Also HORNS. by dislodsing from The turn
ING, uf the bawcs tae Shiny maltvr to which these
creatures adhere; -dSt3ma end Consumption, by
reiy ipg the air vessels Of the lungs from the eau
Gus winch even slight colds V III occasion, which II
| not removed brcomes hardened aud produces those
dreadful DISEASES. ScuUy, Ulcers, aud lHret,raie
Sores bv tie perfect purity which these i4lie Filis
= he tfgCI and all HE lUmOTs SeuTJtffc
/ Eyugtioas and Bgd Compilations, BY their @efativc
feet upo, The fluids that feed The skin, The morbid
state Of which occasions all Eruptiee comWG'nls,
CaIlotr CiJUdYaud other ttiS1grcfu5ic Com aEtUfS
/ he use Of these Pills for very short time, VIII
effect n. cutre cure for Sal! faeun, ErgsipeiaS and
a striking inprovcpic nihe CHarHeSs % tfe SKIN.
/ Co amoR Colds and Influenza viii always BE- cured
hy one dose, by tSu, even ~ the worst eases
! PFfS-as remedy ior~ihis most distressing and
obstinate malsly, The Vegetable Life Pills deserve
I distinct and emphatic recommendation. u IS well
known 10 hundreds IN his city, that the originator
Eof these invaluable Pills was himself AFFECTED with
nis rowplaiui for upwards Of MUiy.Jire gears, and
That he licl IL ala every remedy prescribed VITA
/ ia the whole compass Of the Matcria Mcdlca. lie
however, at length, lncd the m'aieine "h''h nc
now Offers to the public, and he was cured ~ very
short time after his recovery had been pronounced
not only Improbable, but absolutely impossible, by
auY human means
AAthat Sir. M1iiat requires Of his patients is to
be particular IA taxing the i.tls Medicines strictly
/ aceordiue 10 the directions Il is not by newspa
per notice. by any thing thai he himself may say
"a their fayor, that be hopes 10 gam credit, IL IS
alone by the results Of fair trial.
/ ADVICE no FEMALES. --Females who value Sool
health should never be without the Life Medtcnes,
as thev purify the blood. rmove Distinctions, and
give the sk IN beautiful, clear healthy, and bloom
/ ing appearances.
10 PARENrs ASp OrHcRs,-Persons OF pie
iborc habit who are subject 20 its, headache, gid
|diDcss dimness Of sight or drOWsiness, from too
great a flow Of blood 70 The head, should take 81
/ Frequently Children and persons OF all ages, may
take them AZ any time, ihey do not contain oler
cury orany Ingredient that requires confinement or
| restriction Of diet
/ To ELpEaLY PERSONS. Many healthy aged IN
diyhluais NJ no know the value OF Molat's Lc Me.
diciucs. make il a rule 10 take them Two or three
times week, by which they remove the causes
that produce disease, preserve their health, aaG
krep oil the inffmitics Of age.
1 HEAns or FAMILIES should always keep guam
ltity of the Lie Medicines ia the house, remedy
in cases Of sudden ..iness for by their prompt adj
ministration Cholera Morbus, g out in The stomach,
| Cran,ts. Spasms, Fevers, aud other alarming com
plants " hch too often prove fatal may be speedily
cured or prevented
4 FAcrs ron MornERs ASp NURsEs.-lt is = fact
established by the annual bills fnGrialiiy that one
half the children born, arc cut off before attaining
seven years Of age, and the fruitful source Of this
mortality is found 10 exist in that foul state Of the
stomach and bowels which produces the generation
Of Worms As the safe restoreT Of lngaOtiue Health,
in this critical state, the Life Medicines have long
held distinguish reputation; aud for iOuuess Of
! the stomach and bowels, and eonvulsiout, although
/ Worms may not exist, il is allowed to be superior