The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-06-22
NHOHat's Life Pills and Pso.,
EBEttePS,

Mr. John Noffat. When taken in. M \, sNN
prosperous and flourishing Merchant in w. W. %a \
| part o the city, and having consulted ana Lowell
ed a number Of our most skilllul physicarnoe @9pg
ter moths of suffering, was prevailed upon ~ ne d
chase tho receipt of the Invaluable vege,ah,o pull
ration now offered TO the public '1O" Prep
| The effect of the Life Medicine in his
was so singular and remarkable that he ; INV" e&
ly determined TO offer to the world a maui iuDtdl&
which he not only owed his life, but his Sa anae d
| The uniform success which has since ~ pPNes
their administration in every instance. wbo,''
trial has been given them, has been n,s.,.l
thousands, and ncontesliby proves their '' nSi
merit. "F
BILIOUS COMPLAINTS, & THE Cn.
IA well regulated and proportionate opona
bile upon the stomach is always reuuisiie " ,oy Y
promotion of sound heallh--it stimulates d 'Y
and keeps the intestinal canal free from ali t
tons On the interior surface Of the Gver ioOAE
cular bladder, in which the bile is first nro,..
being formed by the liver from the blood ~
| il passes into the stomach and intesliDes ana
| lates the indigestion. Thus we see when ,L,
deficiency of bile, the body is constantly co.S
On the other hand, an overabundance ofbiIa ~
| es frequent nausea in the stomach, and often y
notes very severe attacks OF disease, which ,o
times end in death.
! Fevers are always preceded by symptoms NJ .,
ordered stomach; as are also scrofulus dso,iv
and all sympathetic, functional, organic. or GI
diseases. From the same cause, the natp,sI ~
healthy action of the heart, and the whole v.,,I
system is impaired and reduced below liz ra.
standard; as exhibited by palpitations, hrmd
pulse, torpors ofthe limbs, syncope and even 6SDI
itself, in consequence of an overabundance ora
culiar offensive substance TO the digestive orr
The Life Medicines should always be taEoo,
the early stages of bilious complaints; and ir
vered in strictly according 10 the direction, NJ
positively effect cure.
MERCURY IN TIE SYSTEM.-Tbe I'll
Medicines will get all mercury out Of the srr,'
infinitely faster than the best preparations Of S,n
pa rilla, and are certain remedy for the ru,6
Of blood 10 The head, or aioient hcadaches, tic Ir
ieureuI, &c. All persons who are predisposqd \
apOpiezy, palsy &c, should never be without NJ
Life Pills or the Btters, for one dose in time Nh
safe life. They equallze the circulation Of hI
Lblood, draw all pressure from the head restore pe
spratIon land throw off every impurity by The prs
Of the skin.
TO THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT h
! RHEUM ATISM.- Moffat's Lille Medicines han
performed the most extraordinary cures of Goa
Rheumatism, and chrome complaints of all kr4l
when used with perseverance. They should how
ever, be taken strictly according to the directions
The Phoenix DitteTs ars so called, because lbe
possess the power Of restoring the expiring cnjers
Of health. to glowing vgor through the consiiu,
ton, as the Phoenix is said TO be restored 20 Wq
from the ashes OF its own dissolution. The PhGHI
Bitters are entirely vegetable, composed Of rood
found only in certain parts of the western county,
which will infallibly cure FEVERS AND AGUEd
o all kinds, will never fail TO eradicate entirely
! the effects of mercury. infinitely sooner than u
| most powerful preparations of sarsapara, andV
imm diately cure the determination of blood 10 u
| head; never fail in the sickness incident 10 yr1
females; and will be found certain remedy In 4
cases of nervous debility and weakness o(lhe nr1
impaired constitutions. AS remedy for CEm1
and Inf0matory Rheumatism, the efficiency of u
Phoenix Bitters will be demonstrated by the use
single bottle.
! Unlike the host of pernicious quackerles, wGI
boast of vegetable Ingredients, the Life Pills. 1
purely and SOLELY VEG ETABLE. free from hHI
! nv, Anthony, Arsenic. or any other mInanr
any form whatever. They are entirely comp
of extracts from rare and powerful plants, the S
tues OF which, though long known 10 se'enV
dian tribes, and recently TO some emlucnt
maceutca chemists, are altogether unknN
the ignorant pretenders To medical science 4
were never before administered in so harp'! Z
! cacious combination.
| Their first operation is to loosen from the "a
! of the stomach and bowels, the various impUr1
and crudities constantly settling around them; I
TO remove the hardened fBces which collect my
commissions of the small ntestines. Other md
cnes only partially cleanse these, and leave %
( collected masses behind as 20 produce hNbua 9
tiveness. with all Its train of evils or sudden da
| hma, with its imminent dangers. This tact EN'
known TO all regular anatomists, who examine ]
human bowels after death: and hence the pGul1
of these we'll informed men against the quack ms
icines of the age. The second effect OF the VIZ
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kIdn
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver 4
the lungs, the healthful action Of which en'"s!
ponds upon the healthy action of the urinary /
gans.
The following are among the distressing 7'EI
of human disc asses, to which the VegetaOe u
Pills well known TO be infalible and pe'l
remedy:
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the u
aud second stomach, and CT eating flow Oh n
healthy bile, instead ofthe stale and acrd 'EU%
Flatulency, Palpitahon of the Heart, Loss Of ~
tite, Heart burn and Headache, Restessne',
temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholy, H S
are the general symptoms of Dispepsia,w VIII V"II
as natural consequence of its cure CoSbFnes'I'
cleansing the whole length of the inteshnes WLt"'
solvent process, and without violence: all ''y A
purges leave the bowels costive within wv N0,.
Diarrhoea and Cholera, by removing The Sna,P
rid by which these complaints are occaslprnIIu'
by promoting the lubricative secretons Vi .Ho
cous membrane. Fevers of all kinds,oy H t'"
the blood TO regular circulation through .no
cess of perspiration in some cases:ard Tue Wv
solution of all Intestinal Instructions IN otn 5s
Life Medicines have been known to cure hn '.
tism permanently in three weeks, and uoc com
that time, by removing local infiamatlorn .nn.s
muscles and ligaments of the joints: NV EEdnN
all kinds, by freeing and Strengthening li n'"Iy
and bladder; they operate most oe'!s" sro,
those important organs, and hence nave ofcS
found certain remedy for the worst casc' , U,S
ell. Also Worms, by dslodging from lh h;. W. b
of the bowels of the Shiny matter 10 WIZ" ,;on b
creatures adhere; Asthma and Consun'P ,ho MD
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