Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1841-01-14
HERALD OF THE TIM T. S

lightful. My fathers residence was IN lh'
middle OF very large bog-and II was
10 get out on stills twenty Zee
high. Deloightfu, by the powers.
Miss Eudocid. You seem very mucn ~
tached to your native land. Door bell r'nsS
ting a ling ling ling ling
.W Osaiy aside. Dem 1t Here come
some demd Yankee, moy be us an edtor ol
a newspaper. Enter Count Disasre, tnh
Fienchntan, icih mouSiaches, an imPe1at' a
cane, and a Hihe dor, icho attempts 10 IoHo"
him, Jm whom he dripes om into he hdI' eT-
claiming "Scare, bete, gel OIL nao de hdH' yo"
ron rascal puppy :"
Mrs JaLerS. All, bon jours-Monseur lie
Cume.
Mss Eudocia. Bon jours, Lonseur lie
COmle.
| Mss Susanna Good morning, sir
| Count ID. Ladce, good mornlng-hoY
you do ? eh je suls ravls dc vous volr-nl
you look charmanies. hope you Will he veil
Iyestcrdsy-I hope you vas veil tomorrow
/ Did it snow to day--terrible. are gotmy
two ieets vet mlIsh and 50 have my little dog:
I fdog barks All! hear he bark for me-
| Ladeo he wish you niush happy new year.
| Mss Susanna. Let 1t in, sir, let 1t IN. L.
It pretty?
Count ID. o, Miss, cxkisite such boot,
ful hair-such bootitul ears such boollinI
long tail! Miss Susannc opens The door; ht
zap dog rushes in, and M his ecstaey lays
DOZEN and roi,s oper /; toiping of The Snow ana
lcet which had accumulated on his dirty shag
gy skin on he Triton carpet; Then jumps up
on Me laiies' laps and soils heir costly dresses
riieiy They Slitk and rma a'cay 4; dog Pw
sues Mtnl, bnkmg more .fercety than ege'"
Count ID. Get out you sir Vat you
mean Get out-you vet dc ladee-ah val
you mean?
Mr. O'Saly [riscs ferccy and kicks The dog
OIL of The room. Ext puppy yclping hkt
mad. BY the powers /. tins rs dclolgh,iul.
Count ID. Sarc vat you mean? Yo'
kick my dog, sor, you kick me. vii hav'
you sarc, consider dat your dam nose is pull
Mr. O'SiHy. This Is no place, sir, to tight
but wlII bate you into Jelly you rascall
purey vous, whenever 1t suits your con
voynlencc. Here The iaiies interfere and J'e
Tie gentlemen 10 be pacDfedl
II Mrs Filters. a matter Of no Importance
gentlemen, be seated. Pray he friends
| Allow me to make you acquainted. Nj
Il O'Sllly, Count D,sastrc.
\ Count ID. How do you do sarc; am rav
to know you, beg pardon. think de lrls
| great nation next 10 de French.
H .W O'SiiB. Give us your hand. an
/ dcloghted 10 know gentleman OF you
consequence. Should be happy 10 see yo'
| at my office. au, sir, an officer in the Gus
should be happy to breach cask O
wine belonging TO the United States, ant
| drink to our future intimacy.
Il Count ID. shall be rdui to drink noW vi
you and de ladce. THy go 10 The side mCt
and drink
.H O'S'Hy. Ladies, have you read Adam
Smith
Miss Susanna. Some relation probably o
the Smiths who called here this morning.
.lr O'SiHty. Impossible, Miss, he yas I
learned lrlshman; who wrote on PoItIca
Economy. Door bell rings.l More com
pany, ladies', will take my leave.
Count d. shall have DE grand piasu Il
90 wld you and bid dc ladies' good morning
/ Lady Shall wish YOU many of de day NOR
just like dis looking om Of The ,cindorl b.
Gar. how il stolms Ert Count.
\ Mr. O'SWy Ladlcs-my respects to yo
! may you witness many happy returns q
days as dcloightful as the present. Er
O&Hy
II Enter sic young gentlemen, ,oho Loo,smil
grin, ask The hndies hon hcy do, rcmark H'
/ The ,ceaitr is rery stormy, wish a happy ne
year." and retire
| Jenny in Tie haHl What a drcadfl
splash those critters have made all over III
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