The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1841-11-02
MOGfat's Life Pills AMID PAA@nhX


rDsd aad nsin1I illness Of their originator,
SIR John Mohai When taken III, Mr. M was
prosperous aud noufi,.: :ng Merchant IN me iowe'
pass Of 80 city .ad ,ipg consulted ana employ
ed nunnber Of our ::;.ist sn,!s physicians, he al
Ter moths of suffering, was prevailta fpon 10 pur'
chase Inc roesipl of he invaluable ssetabe prepa-
ration now offered 20 the public ,. -
The effect of the Life Medicine % ms own case
was so singular and remarkable, thar he Immediate
ly determined to offer 10 tho worli medicine 70
which he not only owed his hfe, Vat ms happiness;
The uniform success which ba'' since ATTENDED,
their administration IN every instance, where talr
trial hns been given them, has been nttested by
thousand, and incontes,by proves 'hoir intrinsic
merit. - . 49,, =, ,,ec
BILIOUS COMPLAINTS, & THE CAUSE;
"A well tef,ulated and propOrtDnate quantity OF
bile upon the stomach is always requisite Tor the
promoliop Of sound heOltlii stimulates digestion,
and keeps the Intestinal canal i'ie rom al oos"uc
tons On the interior surface Nv 'he h'oT Is pcs
cunr bladder in which the bib5 Is first preserved,
being formed nv the liver from the blood. Thence
il passes into the stomach and intesiines and regu
Iates the indigestion. Thus WI see when there IS
deficiency of bile, tho body Is constantly cosuVe'
On the other hand, overabuldanee of bile caus-
"a frouuent nausea in the stomach, aud often pro
notes very severe attacks OF disease, which some
times end in death :,
Fevers are always preceded by symptoms OF a dis
ordered stomach; as are also scrUuus disorders,
and ali sympathetic, functional, organic, or iebrile
diseases. From tho same cause, the natural aud
healthy action OF the heart, aAd the whole vascular
an !
standard; as exhibited by palpiialions, langulh
pulse torpors cGIhe limbs, sNncopc and even deatd
ilseiC in consequence of an cycrabuudance OF Pc
cuiar offensive substance TO the digestive organs.
The Life Medicines should always DO taken IN
tho early stages Of bilious complaints; and if perse
cred m strictly according 40 the directions, Will
positively effect a cure.
MERCURY IN THE sYSTEm.-The Lie
Medicines will get oil meirury out of the system
Infinitely faster than the bst preparations OF Sarsn-
on rilla and are a certain iemcdy for the rushing
Of blood To The head, or aieien headaches, TIC doa'
ieRreur, sc. All persons who are predsposed 10
0Derlery, PALSY sc should Gevsr be without the
,i,s Pills or the Btters iar dose in time Will
safe life They equalizQ the circulation OF the
blood draw all pressure from the head restore per-
spiration and throw or every impurlly 10y The pores
no THOSE AFFLICTED WITH GOVT ~
MISUNDERSTANDING Lie Medicines have
performed The most extraordinary cures OF Gout,
rheumatism, and chronla complaints OF all Kinds,
when used with perseverance,. They should how
ever be taken strictly according to the directions
The Phnnix BiteTs afs so called, because they
possess the power of restoring the expiring embers
of health to a glowing yigor through the constitu-
lion n The PhGnix is said 90 be restored to life
from, The ashes OF its oygn dissolution The PhnnIx
Bitters are entirely vegetable, composed OF roots
found only in certain Parts of tho western country,
which will nfailhly cure FEW ERS AND AGUES
Of ain kinds will never fail eradicate entirely all
Tho effects &c mercury. infinitely sooner than the
most 20 erul preparations o sBrsapariiln and VIII
Immediately cure the determination of blood 10 the
head; never fail IN the sickness incident TO young
C,agi,s. and will be i-und a certain remedy in all
cases of nervous debility and weakness OF the most
impaired constitutions. As arcmedy Tor Chronic
aad Eaaamaiory RktiuHatiSa, the efficiency of the
PLDnx Bipiers WILDE demonstrated oy the use OF
a single bottle.
Unlike the host Of pcrnieious quackeries, which
boast of vegetable Ingredients, the Life Pills are
purely and soLyLY VEGETABLE, free from Mercu
~ Nu.imony, Arsonic, or any other mineral, IN
any form whatever They entirely composed
of extracts from rare and powerful plants the var
tues of which, thou sh long known 10 several IN
dian tribes, aud recently To some eminent phar
mnceuticaI chemists, are altogether unknown TO
The ignorant uretchders TO medical science; and
were never beiorV administered in so happily etii'
cacious a comhingnDu.
Their fret operation is TO loosen from the coats
Of the stomach ami bowels, the various impurities
and crudities con,iantly settling around them and
to re move the hEfGsncd imces which collect IN The
conv aIsions Of the small ntesiiuos. Other medi'
cines only parualy cleanse these, and leave such
collected masses behind 20 produce nabitual cos
tveness with OIL IT'S train OF evils, or sudden darr-
hma with its imminent dangers This fact is well
knoVE all regular ana,omiss, WHO examine Inc
human bowels ilsr death: and hence the pejudice
of these well informed men against the quack med
icines OF the age. The second effect of the VEG
ETABLE LIFE PILLS is TO cleanse the kidneys
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver and
the lungs, the hcsltha action of which entirely de
Ponds upon thi, healthy action of the urinary or.
gans.
The following are among the distressing variety
of human disc ascs TO which the Vegetable Life
Pills well known TO be inialible and perfect
remedy:
DYSPEPSIA by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second somaoh and ca eating flow of pure
healthy bile instead Of the stale aud acrid kind
Flatulency saIpi,aiion of the Heart, Loss of Appe
tise Heart burn aud Headache, Restlessness, III
temper, ANXIETY, Languor and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish
as uatTrnl consequence of its cure Costumes Joy
cleansing The whole length Of the ntestines with
solvent process, and without violence: all violent
purges leave the bowels cosliye within two days
DiaTrhna and Cholera, by removing The sharp &C
rid by whiih these complaints are occasioned, and
by promoting the lubricative secretions of he mu-
cous membrane. Fevers OF oil kinds, by restoring
the blood TO regular circulation through the pro,
cess of pejspiraon In cases. and the thorough
solution of al intestinal distractions in others The
Life Medic have been known to cure Rheuma.
tsm permanently in three weeks, and Govt In halt
that time by removing local inflammation from the
muscles ,lnd Iigaments Of the joints. Dropsles OF
all kinds by freeing and strengthening the kidneys
and bladder; they operate most delightfully."- on
those important organs and hence have ever been
found certain remedy for the worst cases Of grav-
el Al,o Worms, by dislodsng from the turnings
OF the bowels Of the Shiny matter to which these
CREATURES adhere; Asthma and Consumption, by re