The Hawk-eye and Iowa patriot. (Burlington, Iowa) 1839-1843, 1840-10-22
From Ae New York An.
The Tntder says that holdinc 4.

u'uer says mat holding the oe
OF President Of the United State, - my. Saa
man grow old faster than pursn; @sse',
other kind Of business; but ~ l.
Courier doubts the correctness &c 4 VA = n
tiers assertion. and says that o,. ~ N
the chair editorial wears man Nv
and makes him grow old, sooner r., =!
ciares he shall be disposed Ito lry 4, saq l =
sidency in preference to it. - N
II some Of our youth knew H..
It IS to get a living in wha, are caIlsa u ",
learned professions they woulJ'r,u y
such rush to get into them .rh = u as
sands Of half.slarved lawyers and so WOO
IN every par, of the land ough. to s sv.'''
caution TO those parents who ,h;s .s'.ea
youngsters too good for mechanic, ''sl'
farmers. aud
An old fellow who vas sal,l,.a ~
ll'-na'ured rib being, visited BY HI, WIN a,a,' y
the latter assured him thar he could p NV y
= good Christian unless he took M NV y =
daily cross; whereat he cauoh, = y as
vile and began Juggling her about ", ~
room! WV
"When unadorned, adorned The ,no,, ,
as the eel said when he was skinned,
A gentleman who is worth ,vo MI,
ions and lives in the greatest slendo, ' T..
NOT been able to walk for nearly y.,.
from the govt. Do you think he i !. !.
happy as the man who earns his AM
bread! No. he.
Nine,y-six Thousand rnuske,s have H..
manufactured a, tie national armo,r !.
Springfield Mass. within the mas, ,s,. s
years and are now stored there agaiu,,h.
time that Uncle Sam shall have occ,,;a.
10 use them against his enemies,
In Michigan there are lO9 ,s9s bo,.
62,6s5 sheep and $4,000 people. E,s
human inhabitant can almost 900 4.
whole hog and make on. the Balm.
with mutton.
a son of the Emerald Isle, who arriir,
in this city the other day, was asked i,
an acquaintance to take glass Of en.
and declined, giving as reason for Il,
refusal that he had Joined the tempcraD..
society in Cork, before leaving ireland
His friend replied tina. that was no con
sequence. as a pledge given in Irel,i
was no, binding here. To.,his piece i
left handed morality Pat indignantly n
torted--' Do you suppose whin Through
my body to Ameriky, d be ai.her lawn,
my sowl in Ireland''
is asserted in Baltimore paper. ,bs |
there is all imitation fish, that perform, |
the duties of a weathercock on the ton d |
sho, tower in that city. 80 like nature, |
that hshhawk lately ponnced upon i, |
and made desperate, but ineffeclu,l A. |
tempt to carry it off for his dinner.
"You are determined to get me into /, |
broll, as the chicken said to the gridirop. |
The bulk Of the twen,y-sevenlh Con- |
gress will he sensibly diminished. 'Thos
two fat boys" Dixon H. Lewis Of Akl
bama and Albert Smith, of Maine, saI
not be included in the lis. of members. |
Friendship often wilhdraws his arm |
when you stand most in need Of his aa. |
vices; but Enmity will continue 10 Xix |
as long as the mark is within his reach.
We note III cotemporary's columns
the advertisement Of lady for husband
"None need apply under six feet''-i
Whew! but the lady goes in ferocioutyE
for Hy-men.
The Lowell Courier tells of a man who |
subscribed for two copies of a newspsps,
'just to patroniss the establishment" and
never paid for either Of them.