Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1840-12-10
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AN AMUSING SPECIMEN or HUMANITY
whoever travels through any Of the New Fn-la,.,
state. and ,Ngs he journeys tue ers.nrrirtcs al
some oiiho Haiio-. cennsi fa 10 % amused and may
u ho chose derive many ne ideas IN rc~p.et IA ,,v
moiogy af-j diversity Of character
S,ns years sinee an acqua n lance Of oa,s A., o,t
oh h"reba1k. from the part Of Aia.sachn-e,,
'' U'e Green rsDrnaInS Of Vermont While travel.
ing hrOugh the town Vt New Salem hls road led in,,
p"c' OF woods. Of -Dme ryo miles n leog,h and lo,.,
'n'c he got out OF which he bsgan 4, .p,,r,a;1
! whether he should ever bs ble-, with IA. .,yh,
- Nlh hahueuon. but ~ all ih,ngs tnu,, h.v. ON
- az last had The ysO.Id-. uni the nut b,uv,
,, '''net greeted hi. vision. Near the roai
's ~ si raw onhed. UNergiuwn lspihcru iayycJ boz
probably seventeen year. of s,. J,,, ,.,y
ne was curious figure 20 hchsld Nbnt yyos I,ck
ing In the length OF hi. tuv, bteecb., ,,,. ,,,i.
made mp for behind: his sus,,cudcr. ,nn.a,.A ,o -
'DnPo-ed OF birch bark. grape vine asd sheep ,kin:
and a. TOR hrs hat. which 4 ding, v.h,,. ,.l,
poor thing IL bsd once evidently seen b.us, a..
oui now. aas' u was shorn Of its glory Wh.he, a..
tempest Of time had beat the top in; or the lad. o.,
pending genus lad burst out was dIfficu, 10 tell
any rate Il was misslng-snd through the apertur,
tcu mars In abundance stood sir ~nvs for SuDd,-
In Short he was Of the rourhe.i ,necimeu. Of a.
nestle Manufacture that ever mortal b,h.ld q
travelling friend. feeling itching to scrnoe an a.
qnanianee with the criitur drew Up the rein, OF IA,
horse. and began
"iinllow. roy gurd friend. can sru Isf5r,a m, how
inr Il - to the noSi house,
Jonathan started up-l~ansd on hrs hoe I,andie
'esiea one loot On the gambr OF lrs sinister leg an
/ replied '
'iiuo you.sclf, how d dew, wall I tuscan Tain,
near 'o inr now ~ used lie aore they cut TN
woods a"ay-Ihen twas generally reckohrd four
'n"s but now IN. -hri, es up the rad md dom,
make morn few. The fusi hou.c YOU ONE ,t,
,no"sh - barb and the next is a haysiack; but old
I"'hn house - Dn beyant. You'll DC sure TO meet
ms gals long aiorc you g there, tarn roorpn cttiurs
. fol k- m
OR Pa.i"r every dny. and his gals IN our orchard
Dad sets the dogs nrcr the sheep and mo arier tins,
gals and the WY he makes The WOOL and the p.t.
hcoa's NY, - sn 10 snaLr-"
Il see yuu inclined 20 bc fnrct,ops vonr. nm,
pray e me no" It haPI ypur legs Is shorter
than the oih.ri
1never lows any body o. uielllc y,ith nv vras,
iang'ers r''sur but see IT'S yuI IA teli yp ,.ns
norn 50 81 my r'kl"r request ~ ihai when hold
plough, cnn nh fo-r ~ ia. furrsT and -,h.r
on lands and not ,ip over. brsdss II - very c,avs
eni whtn frcW found s.i- bill
Nery sosl. indecG-h 10 your potatoes come an
THIS YEAR.
They don't come At nl dgs EN- out; and rhero',
an everlasiir snar of EN- IN each hillr
But they nre small, perceive
fee' kno" it-you see planted sonac who;-
pun bus noses in that ere paIch hsre and th.v
hourished so all frediy thai these ere sop,cd grow
IN J''' oui OF spite; cause they knowd they couldn't
begin To keep by
You appear to be pretty smart and sh.uld ;hink
You 'Ond aii"rd better hat than the ycu wear
The Rocks aht ncihIn; ITS all ia Tie behaviour
lhs ere Eat was my religious Su'rdayigoio-me.tin
hat and is just az chock full Of piSiy now ns dog j.
full Of fcas I've got better one u hum bur dom,
Dig taiers IN IL. how
You have been IN these parts some time should
guos~'
guess - iew. ! was bornd and got nv brol IN
mp IN that ere house but my native place is down in
Poriurlk'
Then You say ii Is about three and half N
the next hOuser
'His SIR. twas spell nro. aud | don't beli,ye its
grow much shoriS. since
Much obliged. Ciond hy.'
Good by To ye-tha;s u darn slick mare Of yourn'
There rcadCr-Ihere n Junaihan Tor you OF the
hrst ~aier You don't find HE equal every where