Wheeling times and advertiser. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1839-1849, 1840-12-17
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Tho Int Card-Wihian Timmons. n sallow.
Looking, n"rv"ns lille man, WIN was The most clamor.
Gus aPPsilani fur Justice who appeI red befure Recorder
Baldwin yesterday. a g.atnaiurcd woman, f,r, fair
ana hriy, Who wore rs many fills and frinsrs n a
hdy oi The MUTE in the ElIzibeihcnn ngc, had a
hold 81 him lay tue ssm. and seemed to be using all
Ihe persuasive elue uencc of which her ser in case, of
emergency are so ~caQrhic. When she i,und her tongue
digging. sue called u pair or once brighi eyes To her
AID, which were sijiiifir from being iustrelcs.; and If
neiiher t"nguc nsr eyes seemed To make The desired
'mPrcsslon. she gave his arm a gentle pressure, or
pulled him haf ~pinyfully. half persuasiyely. bv The
"e"s'ou'tnn-hv'e of the coat. IL being outside the
bar IN the Court, the conversation Was carried ON in
en uHder ioRc- We were ignorant OF the .uL;.ct. bu,
could see from the paniomime in which MIR Timmons
INDUCED. its,
che needed not the voice Of tho chamer.
Though charmed she never 50 wisely"
81 dontcare; I'm determined to -" said Mr.. Tim
mons.
"Bless you. Mr.. Timmons," said the fat woman with
the huiis, you knows the innocent birds don't now
something about the Wings or Locoivce-; NV don't.
Mr. Tmmon."
II will" said Mr.. TImmons; I'm det4rm,.etI I
dent blame The birds; bal I want ~ have the fulIes,
satisfaction which the law will allow
"Won't you listen To reason, Mr. Tismons," said Oh.
lat woman.
"Til listen to- nothing" said ME T,mmons speaking
ne loudly rs II the fat ~omaas sense Of hearing Vas
very imperfect.
What IS Iha, noiso nbouSr' said the Recorder
81 am. please the Court" sad Me-. T,mmpnS.
"lie haint got no complaint 10 make" sad the cat
woman with the friIls
-siencer' said Que Of the poEee officers.
"Lei ms hear your complaint." said The RecDrIe,
addressing Mr.. Tinmons.
Certainly. sir" said NJ. T.; and pushing nc hair
up of his forehead. applying a red PICKET handkcr.
cht'f TO his pr"bJsci-. aud giving a coupIe Of shcu
coughs, he commenced
aYna1 A ar fkaa I.so
ne'ghb "; ] am a Lp'of"co as strong asPisii, and she
10 a violent Wing"
20 good graciousr' CALCULATED me fat v,emsn viii.
the fnns; did you ever"
"Silence" said the peace officer.
How do you know she's wbig7~ ssked the Re.
corder.
-Cause, don't they say The viraFa are al ybic,,-
asked Me- T'mmons; besides, I knows from what sh.
hrs Taught hei birds
"G-Lor' ho' mercy on me" c~iseulatrd IN. Gt ,von.D
with the fnlls. II aini Irothiu' bus . poor. lone yidde, "
what has she taught her birdsl" asked the Re.
eorjeE
why, ron see" said Tinmons, "she's got what.
she calls a havery. lon sviaryA whero she keeps al
kHpJs Of foreign AND domestic hanimals in the bird
line. and she has Isught ahem all to abuse me and
my priTcipleS"
-IIow sog" asked the Recorder. Il don't understand
you"
why. just his here way. your Honor.~ said Tim.
mons she hus got a crUokcd-fF@ed green psru, nj
49, 49, w ~ wv w XIV W m0NM ]
NJ me. and he siags-
did yos hear he news from Maine. Maine, Ma,ncY"
And wore Ne sings
Van. Van Van
Van y n uscd-up uanr'
Then she's gDt some other kinds Of foreign b,rJs
that ays-kHderhook cabbage. Kudorhook cabbage !
srurcwui-Mauy, gu home; Maity. 60 home
u merely waists 20 have her bound pver .
the peace" said Mr.. Timmons. and not O. Q Keep
iug me" % annoy
Yes said the Recorder. stop .
wen, you see, your How -
ne "'so Worbt hut o par .oi. IN gngljsb i,,I anJ !
'o" ''oni mo th"5 arc an he company has since
~ pp"r' do"f Ga man died. This here man. Mr.
: 'm'H'ns % = VERY good mnu, bat he sometimes get.
uIey' ""1 when he does, no says my birds do be-
sinetsfs Tippeospoe sngs md taIkin' poliifcs; thofe
'lni ooo on en- ean speak a word. your Honor. bat The
I@Fr0l' ppi sbo dunt soy noihin' bot Pretty Poll.
pretty VOL believes. your Honor. us ail OWN ~
say n,thtu. 4