Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1840-12-03


SAM SLICK AND MATRIMoNY.
We eonIinus our extrass fron Meunrs lea
q Biaschafds third series Of ne sayinss and
Doisgs Of The hunotoua ciock-Gaksr. lls pays
a visit 10 thai 'PaFe-heansd cd efilles.- Ne
Minister % sliekville. b. whom San i advissd
70 Ne thinkia' Of Sssilin' In The word (" lAai is
70 SET married.
Noshih' James . man like q woman.
I guess 20. ssysI. Yes. my soa, sad be,
get married. and marry soon tie time
you we're thinkin' on Il now IN siruesl.-
Well, feel most plaguiiy skeersd, mia
lister. Gays !, 10 try, foT II once you get IN
% the WroAg box. and the door u lacked
on yoa, thers u 10 escape e. ] zee; and 70.
mea zoo are 90 everlaslia' fnIl oftrieks. and
90 eunuin' IN biden' 'om alorehand, hat
ies no easy matter 10 tell Whsther the
bali hes hook IN Il or noi, and II you 20
a-plavin' soaad Il ard a-nibblin' 81 Z. Why
q sudden JERK givea By = skiliui hsod
may whip u inio your gilis afose yea
knoW whefs you be, and youF Giat is 6E-
ed ~ sure rs there ere snakes In VaFRiny.
You may tug. and pull, and haul back al
you are tired bat the more o5stFcpolcus
you become, the fastsE the book is 6xed
IN, and the ooreF The place is. Nolhin' A.
most IL lell log you but 10 come Up 10 The
line. and submit 20 your fate. Now IL you
20 for 10 take widdeF, they are shocking
apt 10 know Too much, and are infarnal
ely; end u you take maid, it'san even
chance IL you 5oR't spile her Ia hrsakin'
her 10. and she don't bolt and refuse .
heavy pull 10 they are too old they are
apt 70 be hssdstsoag frSsa Aavin' bad their
head 90 iong and. Il they are too yoang
they are hardly waywiss enough 20 D.
PleasanL Which, aow, do you recon-
mead, minister. Widdeg o. maidi Poor
Old eTitiuFl know'd we'll enough be
didn's know nothin' about 4, havin' had
no sxpeTieaes an0ng women any more
nos child bug I axed him b humonr
him, log mosl men like 70 be thongbt
knOSia' on that srbieet. Why, sayt Sc.
a-lookin' pp wise-liks, skate Z matter Of
TASTE, Sam, zone prefers ons, aaa some
pEsfsFs The other. $50 ike human naluT'
taat, warn't u. squire You never hsard
MAJ 10 your life, when AGED asoUl Wo-
man, ssy, that's . ssbieet / aia'i jist alto
gssheF sble % speak %. and yst plsguy
few know mnsh mogs aboat 'em lhaa that
women wear psliieoaia. snd meR donr)
lts quite q matter % taste. said BE bot
ss far as my experience Ross, says ths old
nan, am bali incliued % 0pinioaaie that
WiddsEs make The best wives. tSayin'
teat q husbsnd. they knos the slender
tsauFs We have Of lie, cad are apt 10 b
mote considsgsis. more kind, and more
tender ihan maids. ~ ail egenls. there
- saough IL the idsa % put them On sauaI
farms. gpessif's Elk 81 ons cad hall.a.
dozen Of fstheF, not maEh % chocsa any
wsy. Bot whichever Il Be. you must
prove ihsiF temper 6fsi. ed ihsig noiious;
zee What sogi 81 sisters and dagtess they
naske try--bnl, dear ne heu late Itis
saia BE-. s.lookin' as be wateh. boW islo
u isi must 60. sof I have Z sick
I tsiil visit ~ deas lost dock, as
be5n'i a.usad ne 90 ill, Sam. I fosgva
them, 90 81 'sm. ! d0n'i hsgbog any bard
ihoughis sgia' any 81 them. pity zen.
sad slways Fsmsmhsg 'sn % 10y prayers,
iogouF ssiigion e 3 reiigion 81 tie heaFi,
end noi ~ tha heaa, ~ poIiiicsi disseai is,
Kes. ! masi 80 now but g'ii give y0p 3
word % aAyice a Pafiin' ny dear boy
eEpDba't Hang ieo peer 3 gall foF theF
ere a9i 20 think there u 80 esni b. their
hashe-s'e easai aev faa tieh eats. 81
they ere aas b rsain8 goa 81 g eaplsa.
saai sosssiimss; zee ioo eidty gen. fog
ihep neFisci iheis fspiliets ntf ies g.
mBga q cde. GO they gfe mosi % % give
yoa ne dodge, nee 81. snd leave you
nor one cl fl1sfEat eeci sof d breeds
diseoId; ncI sssk-miniei ones g0f chii-
dfsn take 40 their ialeais freG their 30
ihsrs. nof ---@ .se % Lsfd. ssgs 8.
minisisr. how Fon theef BODY Nhefe
ondeT ihe san uiil zee Sad e noatrth hte
what 700 descfIte There sin'i seliiV ~
sush critters amone sgnes, t1lfH yes.
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