, 1840-02-15
Setestc0 JAfSscIIHMp.
CONDITION.


Picayusc. tell, the following good story:
A Kentuckian stepped in. the other NOR.
ming, at Got,schalk's,. No. 10i Charities
street, 10 bu, n ticket in the Real Estate
Lottery Of Schmidt AMI Hamilton. lie was
an oddity, as all kcntuckiars area perfect
original, made in Il mould which was broken
as soon as one ~rrcnP!1irs WIS given 10 the
world.
Now. our friend GottsclIalh don't care
much about making 4 show; 81 he has plenty
Of GsublooaS, snyereigss. ducais, Dnppias,
rnuiieres, .Iulrur1. and Gcnoyinas. he is con.
tsnt-they are jus. as well in his strong box
for Use, is an las coGa,sr far display. I"u
needn't be alarmed when you 30 in, lest he
shouldn't accpmnpil;e YOU 10 any amour,
yen plea>e-jISt Try him.
Oar kentucki,n, who had JUS: tlnatcd
dowa Oh .snc IA, boat, was a Sllrcwd sort
st man naturally, but had received little cd
u%ca,iua. lie got hold Of Adams Chemistry
oace. ana looked it ihraugh-;he only thing
taxing his attention being a recipe for ma.
king invisible iak-as vas delighted with i,
prepared n qIlntity. aEl used 10 write
ioTsle;ters with IL, 10 his cher: aE7;- in Lou
isri!ie. She WAS IN ignorant blou.c of i
thing, saw no sense in III, white paper she
received, and 50 cut his acquaintance. lie
cursed Adm and his chemistry, and was on
the eve Of drowning himself.
People in England, when they hare the
biue-de, lis or any ionestic mi>fprIuHc occurs.
g to the Continent: in FfaGcc they jump
INTO the Seine. Ike fish; in Italy they take a
voyage 10 tie ionian Isles; in kentucky they
loaf down on q fat boat TO Nav Oieans--
they briag their broad horn TO the crescent
city with AS much ASSURANCE as q Musulnnan
wnuId snake hs cii5oyYgc.
i dil think OF b.yia.; this litrIe town.
said Ie 70 Go,ischaiS. .Hhen ! fsS' landed,
but It's 4 hokry sishi bigger than | dreamed
CT
'indee4,' SAIL H.; 'y,a must lie ~disarroint
ed them
". disappointed! I lie tia.,' SUD ouc he
r.. sUp in Old Nsintuck we don't allow to
know anE thin. 0Jout that varnint-l're
hearn tell that DInl Boon killed tha very
i1ra Of the tribe, the day afore old death
'raPpea hin oat-'
WELL said g., :astoaished, then
Dor hero Ins&cI klm straight in the eve.
Look here stranger said he, il!nging up
the iroRi lop Of lis beaver, you never was
IN Kaintuck, | reck'n.
NO said c.; i never WAS
Now there's only ono thing that ever was
AgoUl 10 a:toaih 4 kcntucAIrn-thev S-orR
to be sstonishedr
Whit is THAR asked g.
why ms you appear TO he simple. g.. sim
pie III just kind o Whisper it like into your
ear. WneIa keintuck gouges Il Ii0osier in
a County Court fight, and breaks his thumb
nail, he's as.onisied! You're heerd o. the
TELLER that got struck 'ith lightnin' and struck
back, | reck'nr
He was 4 kaintuck,' said our hero mu.
sing, 'and a mighty yslier low'r.'
We'll, my trlend,' said g.. since you con-
clude rot to buy the entire fopa, suppose YOU
take a tickstin the Real Estate Loitery?'
well. reck'nl mought as WE'LL said our
hero, whats the pricsr
Twenty dollars said g..
I'll take the one that's going 10 draw the
Arcade said he, q s'pose they'll throw the
Ticker in-,ha,'s the chief thing | want. Old
Susan Spry is knocked to pieces. and likker's
my only consolation, as the Niger said at
the communion table,
Susan Spry knocked to pieces.n said G..
who's Susan Spryr
The old hat boat | come down in, and the
way I've got to walk back, is rather tangled
said Kaintnck.
But about the ticket saidG.
'And about the Arcade said our hero.
You'll be sure to draw the Arcade said
G. 'en one condition.
60 il, raccoonsr exclaimed our hero. 81
60 the condition any how"
But you'd better hear it first said G.
Hear h-lIr said the kaintuck. u tell
you I'll goit anyhow, and if any body wants