The Rhode-Island Republican. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1809-1841, 1840-02-19

got into the carriage agiD. and SEE he
Wal, cousin. how do you like Mrs. II
Like herr sez /, 'if don't there's m
snakes. She's snone of your stuck up. fnifec
humbug critters. but rale ginNine lady ant
no mistake
It's pity she hasn't more taste and emu
lation TO fix up her house. sez he. She raj,
don't know how 10 cut dash, and yet her hus
band is as rich as Jew
wal, rally, don't know what 10 think o
that sez I. Somehow when ! see every
thing in room kinder shaded of, one color
into another that's eenamosf like IL. I'LL the
hull seems to be alike jis as IL Is in that lady
Toom,-it seems TO take my notion amazingly.
can't tell why. but il made me feel as il the
room had been made up into a great pictur,
and so il is in part and begin 10 think that.
II was going 10 say something ALFRED cut
ting about these stuck up hashy houses and
people tha, I'd seen here in York-when the
carriage driv up 10 another door. In We went.
eat and drank, and then out again; and then
il was riding from one house TO another. and
eating and drinking till il got esnz ust dark. and
Twas clear iuckered out. besides beginning 10
feel wamble- cropped a lertle, with the heap Of
sweet things I'd BEEN eating all day.
This New Years day here in York is sartin-
ly as good as a show,-sch lots Of gals as n
feilsr sees and soh lots of good living; but
give me Thanksgiving dinner yit afore York
New Years,-a good turkey with plenty OF gra-
Wy aud tatur | swan how ] wished Id been a
eating them things instead Of this heap OF TAR
nal cake aud sugar things. shan't feel right
sgin in n month. I'm sure on IT,
Iguess Won Weaihcrsfeld tee -toiaIists would
stared some tn see how the young chaps be-
gun to make fence aloog the stun sidewalks
towards night: some on 'cm were purity well
over the hay, can tell you. ] went 10 see lots
OF women and gal, and cousin Mary among the
rest, and arter got back 10 my office. could ht
git one wink Of sleep. My head was chuck
full Of gals all night.-sich = whirring and bur
riag as there was in my upper story you never
did know on.-every time | shat my eyes the
Office seemed chnck full Of purty gals aud feah-
ers and gold and deranters. cut glass. till it
seemed as il would go crazy a tbiuking over
all Id done but The las; thing thar got into my
brain 'st afore dropped to sleep was the real
lady anf my pussy cousins stuck mp vile.
But can't stop To write yon on all my
dreams that night. don't think dough nuts
or sngar candies set well on the stomach. and
] don't think seeing so many gals sets well on
NV head There is n terrible all o,3r-sh sort
OF feeling in youn. feller when he's been
cruising among the gals all day, and comes
and cudjes mp in bed at night. When he gifts
one gal stuck fast in his head and his heart. as
bad Judy White, he's az quiet as a kitten.
aDi his heads sort settled but arter he's
been rowing over the world as am doing.
his heart is rulher rily, and there's nothing that
sticks in II except the drugs, the pure essence
sitting all out through.
Getting in love il somwhS like getting drunk,
the more teller loves the more he wants to-
and when the heart gifts going, pity pat,
pity pat, there is such swell, that IL buss up
all the strings, that il can't hold the ralo grit
at ALL When Judy White fust took hold oi
my arm, give the coat sleeve hearty smack,
where her hand took hold, ard thn, cont real
ly did love better than any other ever had on !;
but never think tbs batter Of my yallcr gloves
for shaking the hands Of all the gals in York
I've only got Miss Miles out of my mead. to
git thousand new shining faces in. Lord
kHows wlat'll become of me- Par, ii go on to
be brieviiled arter the women, as have been
this New Years day. When a fcller is made
any thing on by em he must have been brought
up nnier good preaching in Wsathersdeld TO
stand here in York. ! feel as if shouldn't be
good for much aiors long, myself the way am
going on, but TO shoot up and down Broadway
like that ere Count, and TO hang round gals
windrrs with flies, and bassoons, aud drums, !
and Giiars at night When they heigh ho Tue |
80 there's no help TO feeling heigh koiSh all |
oUer.
can't look fall into purity gals face all a
hashn. so, without being kind dazzled aud
scorchei. Ii warns me up in this cold wealth |
er, and kndes such pulse n my heart that
the blood runs through il rs hot AS II had run
through steamboat pipe. And then the all |
fired critters have 50 many sly ways of coming
over fel!er with them arc crnsam crankums
ct theirn, that don't think much of man
who can see their purity mouths work aud not
FALL 81, ID, | hall,
siding too il | died and " hen them black eyes
fall fashion on me, wilt right down under 'cm
as cut grass in Weathersdeld on hot summer
day. Ii is natur all this, and can't help i, !
no how.
But you know, Par. was brought up under
GOOD preaching, and 20 now to DR.. Springs
meeting always as strait as Sunday comes, and
twice day. II women do snari up fcilers
h :ar strings, though, they keep him out OF
others scrapes, any body will tell you that. A
man that is in love a leeils is not always a run
liug into ram holes, aud other such places.
lie don't 60 gambling. and isn't 4 sncakins
round nights.
Love, according 10 my notion on il, is good
anchor Tor us on this ere voyage OF life lit
brings ns up SO all standing when we put on
TOO much sail. II puts NE in mind, now
think on II. Of our cruise through Hell Gate in
Captain Doolittle's sloop; tor jet a, the tide
aud the wind was carrying us on the rocks.
we dropt anchor and kept of. look on the
uses OF women purity much as ! look OIL the
freshet that IN the spring brings down the Con
oaeiicut the raal rich soil ior the meadows in |
Weathersheld. They make a great deal Of
spluuer aud fuss in their spring time. with their
rustic and their ribbons aud their fotillas, /!
know; but when they ligh, On felier for good
they are the raal ONION patches OF his existence.
Put US together. and tho soil will grow any
thing. but Keep US apart aud we are all thistles
.ud netlies.
CORPSE GOING TO A Ball" You recol. |
lec' the first day Of January, 1910. il wa, a