Madison Whig advocate. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 1839-1841, 1840-11-21

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Tho conduct Of these travellers siIuf.
ded much amusement 10 couple OF A.
mgrcun gentlemen who bad noted their
proceedings from The first These last
were Frank lIurrs. a milshlpuon, and
bis companion d. Srdlpal, both Of tho
United States Navy II the young
mildly was in Tho highest spirits, the man
of science was by no means iudisposcd
to join In his mirh Tie was a bluff and
porlly gentleman Of the sect Of laugh
ing philosophers. 10 q Whispered
scheme Of the mischiel.loymg mildly
DR.. Scolpel gave assent and countonanco
In pursuance of the plan, tho friends sep
aratcd, aud soon ullor entering into con.
yersation with the cockneysj The mid
shipman making up to the lesser Briton
and the surgoou aeeoslng the owner O
the bulldog
"My dear sir" said Harris, "you mus
excuse my Interference ia your affairs
but really take such an interest IN you
though stranger, that ! cannot help as
sisting you, You ran against tho gen
tleman with the switch cane and musia
chos"
"Ityas henuroly hunhintontional," re
piled the little cocknoy. 81 am 50 wo n
title and 'oedlcss"
"But the mans irascibIo, and his in
science is apparent to all oar fellow.pas
sengcrs."
"Vel, vat shall | dol IIopologizor
"Apoogize! Pooh! that would only
encourage him. No--.sloud your ground
and Pm the man that will uphold YOU
Assume firm dcmeanor,'
"Pray 'ow can hill Pm so volatile"
ats easy enough You must, say
take determined attitude"
Gas 'ow wasked the cockney
"Knityour brows aud look big TIN
little cockney stood on tiptoe. "And j
he should challenge you" --
"I'd lodge u hiulorma,iou,o said tn
cockney quickly.
"If you did SO pusillonimouso thing
replied his mentor. 81 would be the frs
to lorsake you. would abandon YOU +
/ the rage Of your lerocious Adversary
At that terrible voice and those terri
!. BILE words the heart Of the little cockne
+ died away within him. Meanwhile
4 different conversation had taken pac
. between the larger cockney and the doc
!, tor. The former did not wait Tor u
t lator's advances, but commenced with
--'Ow dye do, sirl 'Ow dye do, sII
y Fine day, sir, fine boat, sir Nice ger
n tlomuuly captain, ! wish ! could say
i much for hail the passengers" And D
!. cast very blood-thirsty and sgnIhcaf
/. glance at his tmid countryman'
a stake your meaning" said the docio
g "You have been grossly ia@ultcd''
4. "Me and my dog"
h "'Twas too provoking" =.
!. "An apology, or is arts blood
IS AMY dear sir, like your spirit WI
your consent IN wait on the genilema
n receive his apology, or insist on NEE
(. ing"
d "You're too good sir"
. aAnd may ask your name
i @Tis Of no consequence. At PreseI
+ I'm travelling iacog like my VERY -,
a friend. the Jnke Of st. James. II yIll
: condescension to meet this man, bllt
l. The luke says, We can't always wax
!. stills like the French Shepherds maj
N saw in 'Ungary"
= The pugnacity Of ono Of the parl'
III favored tho designs Of the schemers'
=. A duel was agreed upon, and since !
n doctor had promised to act as lhe se 6, ".
- Of the man Of musiachios, the midsh
e man could do 10 less than render 9 s''
liar service 10 his limid Antagonist.
was 5sierm.ned on their arrival OF ~
= Yhk. that ,hsy ahoatd Ell a,eend
:, Hudson il steamer aud By sci am.
Il al landing place veil kEown 70 I
!. middy. who promised 20 Rks them e