Richmond enquirer. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1815-1867, 1840-04-28

find all that Gen B. haz sald ara more besGes. BGt
shall We be true Wings, # we suffer any be IN
dependent of our chronicles! Gen. B has proml.ed
to define his position, and in daily expectation
Of receiving the documents by which it Will be de.
fined; and may yet hope that he will repent of
his SINS depart from his unbelief in the chronicles
of the Wing, again be believer in our faith, and
at the bidding of our High Priests PROSTATE him
self in humble worship at the iootstool OF the little
Idol Rives and bend his knee to the mighty Baa of
the North Bend, whom all we Wings have consented
to worship IT, when he defines his position we shall
find him yet true believer in our chronicles and our
high Priests shall forgive him-then shall he again be-
received into bosoms and be sustained by But
should lie adhere his heresv of disbelief in the nal
lib;y OF the Richmond Wing, and refuse to abure the
belief that is sometimes found TO contradict itself
then let him be cast out from amongst us and let one
more firm in our faith, and who will always uphold tho
Richmond Wing, as the true chronicle, in which there
can be error a!sehood or contradiction be selected
as our Delegate.
Omnes A Daniel-a mighty Daniel has spoken
CThe Post boy arrives and delivers the mail bag 10
the landlord, who opens il and hands packages for
Mr. A. and others, neatly enveloped and directed)
.Mr H. (iolding his package in his hand) All! here
are the documents from Genl. B. This is his hand
writing, and now, friends am sure he will give IN
his adhesion to the faith; for always loved Bay
", and always believed he would rive up his opIn
ion and egrity for the good of his faction. "Opens
the package, the Enquirer, which drops from his
hand the floor His countenance expresses amaze.
ment surprise and passion What's here. the Rich
mond Enquirer! Then, indeed, is Bayly lost" To
insult me BY sending me the Richmond Enquirer
Did not the rascal know had no confidence in H. and
would not believe word in its columns; and then To
put his speech in IL Why the hottest truth printed IN
this paper would become falsehood black as hell. |
will not read word Of it. have already been
tamnated by It's touch and can only be purified by
king burnt offering the Idol of my veneratlon OF
this offensive and rascally paper
iln high wrath and with furious gesture he throws
the paper into the fire. Thus would have Bayly,
Richie and the whole Democratic corps, that not
one should be left 10 tell the tale. Nainous unbc-
lever. To dare thus 10 insult constituent by send.
ing him the Richmond Enquirer
ur. b. What noble example you set us.
Mr.. n. Here burn mine too,
Mr.. {. And mine!
Mr. d. And mine.
Mr. f.. And mine.
Mr.. 4. Glorious sacrifice worthy of devoted Wings,
and needs only to be known TO make our names famous
in all future time
Omnes Glorious sacrifice! Wonderful patriotism,
lluzzah, huzzah for old Tip. lIuzzah for the Log
Cabin. Drink your hard cider, boys, touched with a
little OF the overjoyfu They all drink with great
anmatlon.)
Nh a. Let this noble and glorious sacrifice be
chroncIcd in the columns Of Whig!-Let won
dering nation be called on to admire our patriotism
devotion 20 the immortal truths of the WhIg-our
STERN unylcldlng and continued denuncation OF the
lying, false Enquirer Loaded with anahemas, it
Will sink, TO rise again. will write to our High
Priest record Of our proceedings this day, and truly
may we say, "Ercet mORumcRtHm pcrsantuS are.
which, you know, means, we have erected clog
Cabin monument, which all the cider in old Tips
cellar cannot wash away. Huzza for the powers that
would be! and down with the powers that be-
Omaes.--Huzza! huzzah' hu1za'' (Exeunt,J The
curtain falls.
COMMUNICATED.