Lexington union., 1840-12-26

A monsieur, mo an v,--von---O
dam ! vat is dat you calde ladi gand
are?n
Magistrate What L-tt goose!
Complainant-OG-o oi--oui; dat is it,
dat is it--de goose de yoose-I me ain
Won grande goose; abd, ,helas! dis coquin
rascale'avo plucked Rll1t my fedders off,
by gar!
| Prisoner--O, dancy, duicincy, Mr..
Lamay. Sure now lurinages, don't you
know yourself that itud be an easier mat
ter to sqneez tumter Of punch out Of a
turnip, thaa to get athe blinWside ov you
for counterfeit cen
Complanant.-A, mon dieu !! vat you
say-vat you say, at you no owe the not
Won counterfeit cen! Ma fol, sail be so
glad ven you sallProye him, for den you
sail noi'aye brok( my head, and all de
odore tings, nor'Fe owe me forty tree
doIlare, and tree Aillins.
Prisoner Arr; A1rciaouns man, didn't
You take it all on op me, and more TO the
back Of that, in artin' you to apake the
Kings English ikea Christhianl
CompIaiaant-Ah diable! you me no
ave myde learn de Anglise, because me
ave learned him eyare so long ago, ven
you sail not ave ben born. Oh! dam, !
sail 60 mad.
Prisoner-B BE Iapers that id be nothing
new anyway, for tle same madness IS an
ould complaint ov ypurs.
Magistrate-ComB to the point Mr.. La
may! What about the assault.
Complalnant--A monsieur, you sail
hear. Won time ago | avertise for Won
boardare avsc de habit morale, becaush my
wife and daughiare belong to de shursh ;
but, yot yon tnk, van two tree day, came
an go, and by gar de boardare avec dc
charactare morale would not not come al
all. Vel, den | vas YER mad, an say IN
my advertisement, good comdation an no
pay till vot time dc mont IS up, an den,
mon dieu, dere vos Won, two, tree ilrty OF
de charactasos morale, came to me in less
time as you sail say nothing at all. Veil
| say 10 my wife an daughtare Yich Of dem
sail We ave. An den my wife say Mister
Connare, and by gar my daughtare say
Mistare Connare Wish Ge first time dey
evare agreed Oh de Won ting to gandare
cvGre siuce so long time ago, as Icanno
tiak, Den ! sny to Mistare Cpqpnsrr paa he, sS'
bon say.
Prissuer-No, bad luck to me il | did
YOU honor, for | didn't know hopertl
about his haythinish, outlandish apology
Of language for month after.
Nlagis,rate-Slence, Conner.
Prisoner--What, an listen to hln
slandherin me to me face. Och! murdhe
If had only the law in me own hands, b"
i,s meself that'ud have all sorts oV justice
this mornin.'
Magistrate-You have taken too mucI
Of the law in your own hands as II IS, 10
your own comfort, Pm thinking. But G
on Mr.. Lamay.
CompIainant--Vell, he say he vas ev'r
ling dat vas goode, an ave de finest char
actare in de vide world; AM tlngs vent Q
yer we'll, for Won monnt ven ak him ft
nv monnage; but he only say, ode MOI
mage, eh! o, sail pay him to you by'
and.bye." Veil den ven | tout bye-anc
bye yos come, ak him again, ven mo
dieu him say would not pay me, nevare
all. Begar! den say, sail you make n
give me de board. an de vashin' an eva'
ink, an sail you pay me for dem w .
ting9 Wy, him say, ave ! not taught yc
do Alnglse of de King. . dam, say
knew him bcuare as yourself. An so
dat, sarce dieu, he jump on my table al
dance; an den de jump down on my ca
pate and kick dc cat out Of de vlndare, a.
den by gar he kiss my daughtare, an a. a.
diable, he kiss my wife, am den, mon di
he dance me up in Won corner, an den
dance me up in anodare coraer, un'll
world vas goia' round an round, and
house ,umblin' about my head, SO C.
, watch, watch, an'aye him sent away irf
me all togedare.
;. Magistrate Conner, this is pre-
! piece Of business isn't it.
!, Conner-O don't mind him, your non
+ don't mind him, its only family qur'
If and blood's thicker nor weather you Kh'
Q NIagistrate--what do you mean
n that? -
t Connor-O, don't now, your no
v don't! Consither me teelins, especlo
le whiu you know that mans love sayc
n is his private property.
Complainant--Love! Ha, ha, vat
he mean2 BY gar, sare, you call tc'Ivat
Lr. mean. ~,
~ Conner-O be paiceable, now, MIS-
,n Lamay, Tor 'pon nne scwl mean 70 90
h. ting but dc daicent ting, an sure "
en Lamay knows about 1t.
nd CompIainaat-My wife know all a.