The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1840-09-08

/ yEGETATBLE UNIVERSAL. PILLS, the
sale of them in your State will hereafter be con.
Quoted in the following manner;
: Rut one travelling agent, Mr. JOHN o. LANG
LEY will visit the State, whose authority to act
for me viii bo made manifest by producing numer.
GUS CERTIFICATES signed with pen by me,
viii NV family arms embossed upon the paper and
a finely executed view Of my Manufacory in New
York State, engraved thereon
Local Agents, by observing this need never DO
posed upon by Pedlars.
EVERY Local agent, furnished with the genu-
inc Pills, will have one Of those aforementioned
Certificates put up In his store Observe that it is
sisned will, a pen, b. BRANDRETH, M. ID and
that my family arms are embossed upon the paper.
See that the date thereof il engraved.
No Certificate is any guarantee that the holder
sells genuine Pills after one year from the engraved
date thereof
nosed upon by local or travelling Traders who
have no moro principle than TO deal in counterfeit
Medicine See the reading on the side of each
box, and never forget 10 ask for this
CERTIFICATE OF AGENCY!
The aforementioned travelling Agent will make
frequent calls upon Local Agents, furnishing them
GENUINE BRANDRETil Pills,
From my principal New Engiaho Ciice' ~ iaho
yer Street BOSTON.
No Pills will be sold from me TO retail in Yer
mont but to Local Agents. therefore, should Others
not holding my Certificate OF agency, profess to
have the Genuine Brandreth Pills, believe them
not
ONE WORD to Traiickers in counerfeits of
INV Pills I au determined to expose and prose.
cute all nfringenlents upon my just rights
A list of my local Agents in Vermont,will be pub
llsIed in most of the papers printed IN that State,
soon as prepared. Purchasers, buy of those Agents
only, and you will avoid imposinon.
III the genuine medicine is obtained, there is
doubt its giving satisfaction; and if all who want
il are careful TO 90 by The above directions, there is
little danger but they will obtain 1t.
In all Kinds of sickness the great secret is to have
the medicine by you when you are hrst attacked;
ONE DOSE then will do more good than twenty, it
put off until disease has enleebled the bodily pow
ers. Let me then, recommend every individual
who considers health blessing, TO keep box of
them where he can be sure to lay his hand on them
when wanted. Twenty five cents cannot possibly
be better disposed of: valuable life may be saved
or long fit of sickness prevented.
They have cured since their introduction into
the United States, probably 300, 900 persons of con-
sumption, influenza, colds, INDIGESTION, dyspepsia
headache and sense of funess in the back part of
The head, usually the symptoms of dpopexy, jaun.
dice, fever and ague, bilious scarlet, tvpus, yellow
and common ievers Of all kinds; asthma, gout,
rheumatism, nervous disease, liver complaint, plen-
rsy, inward weakness, depression of the spirits,
ruptures, inflammation, sore eyes, hts palsy dropsy
small pox, measles, Group, coughs, whoopinR
cough, unsy, cholic; cholera morbns, gravel,
worms, dyseniery, deafness, ringing noises in tho
head, king $ evil, scorfua, erysipelas, or ST. An
thongs fire, salt rh IN, white swellings, ulcers of
some OF thirty We, RS standing, cancers, tumors,
sweIled feet and legs, piles, cosiivness all cup
lions OF the skim particularly ring worms, frghtul
dreams, female complaints Of every kind, especial
ly distractions, relaxaons, &c
Although it will only he 5 years next Mny since
the first office established in New York, yet
in that time have sold over NINE MILLIONS OF
BOXES, and have seventeen Offices for the ex
elusive sale, at least ono in every principal city in
tle Union, nj expense Of nearly FORTY thousand
dollars per ear. And with the expenses Of adver-
Using, and other incden,ais, this was little over
uXE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR The year
EiGHrsEY AND rHIRTY-N!NE, some dea may ho
formed ofho,o the medicine appreciated from
these facts. They Indeed The greatest bles-
sing that yet has ee bestowed on man.
Isupposo that 4 hundred volumes might be flied
with with certified cases Of cure, solely by Brar-
dreh's Vegetable Univ Pills, on all the above
mentioned appearances OF ONLY ONE DISEASE, all
really proceeding from IMPURE BLOOD,
The only care Is To procure the Genuine, and it
the citizens Of Caledonia, Orleans, and Essex
counties, Vermont, l!never purchase bu: of tho
following Agents in their respective towns, all
danger OF imposition will bn evaded, never buy Of
others.