Lexington union. (Lexington, Miss.) 1838-18??, 1840-11-14

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InmaS Sn =. would 'hake their sId % huaaas
from Inc B TS%%s4 T the following. . with
ADVENTURES AT 4 n,N,, N|
II has sometimes been o. AER PApr,
~ dinner party, where mdio..I, 'insIoAs.
s'onally occur. Having h,a "toas erem ~
experience in the way Of c ,u no iaconsJ.o.'s
fellow faeders, we have The w. And AcpiSs
we can ,er'co II platg Of hsall'y 70 bo,"sSS
before The guests as we'll ~, I good ttilt,S ~,
some folks. Not so wi,h a a lilde ebl,.r. Y
man, whom We viii dc,,o'efy ons.
once placed in mosi awt ,.% sa Cicpd
mated carving as heidi ,bn ~ w. predi' amen Y
pened to be placed in sitn', u one; and he M
oiu MOI want to be-. IIe wo o.'ioa lnsl wbe~a
parry at which dn,hguisba.1.' Invited 70 ill.,
70 be present. Ills mind r msnua gcotlen,D y"
y OF dish, upon The cou,cu ollea at lhe po, "
De caiicl upon ito p,rNt .S o. which i. ~i, %
anything which nigh, br s,. trd lie s,'5
JOINT. In lacthe alwar. . .FI 10 contain ise
, ,eaS "a Living tiger were croc' arye cow
lived on MEX PIhlns upon him But t'I = senaA
'"cal..es ~ the internal an, 1r'n % txerceh
nag anticipated something n II ~ OG caIedit. i.
had been looking through lb ~ t ne Kind, anl +
whicn conlalned carving Instincts kim On Cookery
drawn, Indicating q +. or, and beasts win %IS 'nl
o,,'o v inc studied hard, and so a. rT +. waste
lie calup--in imagination an y. me at'hy heSrt
common ana Uncommon. ha aS'H OF ANNA.
Theoretically prepared, he sin ,u,a aeelgA, thu
anre al me dinner party Win a0apo.m aPpeat
Dinner was announced, and hs hing heat
lady OF the house, felt oblpea :, v''us near Tho
arm. though he would have Il = oher herb,
this distinction for howling S Si,y Exchanged
seemed 10 oesprak the probability Of 4 Nqesii
next her; and, il so, lie knew loo yo II sN Ntirs
aid not, what would follow. A, ha , ~, No1 90 'ho
approved. She assigned the 'n,e,,sas.'e l' na
on her right, and placed our friend W. sranse'
a post OF honor, il might be; bu d ill., !" "' kIt-
would have been sot Of parade. aa. plhr
i. The cover b. ilg removed, Il, .nIPaeih
eAaloNo 70 view. The lady turned "a i. W.
guessing his assistance. III, last bon. me-
II was, hung upon the Interesting 1t,aa,, "pFa
llcIing this distinction Bat he "a, Is o.
mute; and when she politely han Iel ri" ~, 4. s@
slice ana knife, he felt about us much o,rg e1'
her as though she had presented 10 him Oa,S.a .
ed 'hlct and dagger But there w.' ,~'" .s
treating. va 70 ~
Being no sonrmand, hadid not iorh.vo,,,
why one par, Of creature designed 4, ' s%'
was not as good as another. Morcov., S Sa1 Wy
OF the ti'h was towards, aud be ndrel franz ,S. N,
circumstance that was designed h. .b,US . ~"
mencc there. He began, therefore, al n, "A
and in inuatng the G h.sIice, a,ils view ,r,,sni,
TUNED over tim hnless morsel 4, lbs G,is
gui,he guest, whose pl te va, G,, pt Ms eIn ,
He looked sour ASH misplaced s,to.c him ii,
lady soon perceived or fisalhcrrar, md b,5,
he had desp tched another plate, nontcd IA h,
upper part ofthe fish. lie dt,h,a in te,s,
under the superinteudnncc Other fngrr, and 4.
lached portion for the ether guest; e; ever
Que, as fate would have il, wou'l eat 6.b, and !,
one would tase soup sound which he engetys
catch, as remission OFT least par! Of hhrn
tCnce. unccasing denn nds made him de,peran
aud ho laid aboui.hiin with knife and sler win
so little address that before half the rompa,
were supplied, tie salmon lay an un.shtly h.,p
OF ruins, AMI the most experienced eye mgI
have been puzzled 10 determine what IL REALTY il
nal orIgHnlIy been.
This achieved he waited in grim dp.pair n. \
ccnd attack upon the next din, At lsa.t AIT,
van, appeared bearing an enormous dish md
coverwhich he placed in the situation the haps,
salmon had so recently occu,ed. The coyr
being taken of, n turkey was exposed lie woca
as Goon il had been a rhnocero, However, I
10 know that the breast was The laroi,
part, md desiring to atone 10 the dslinspihri
guest for his late infruCtoin Of the law Of gQGlE
and considering that nc could not do loo much
to repair his error, hr sent him junk IN The ftn
Of a wedge, That might have puls ed the Oapau,
fan alderman. Here lie was agan H, rishtb'
bis fair anil offending auxiliary, who, in eyil'enI
perlurhat on, andiby Whispered, Tin, ,ir, dyue'|
phase, thin He took her at her word md
desp tchrd slices 10 the Others which riv0lei
Va,xhar. 'The cry wassiil they Gomez Mki
nothing but turkey would go down All lhsf'A
caters had suddenly become lancen. A legion
Of Plates were Of his elbow, mud / was necri
'ary 10 disengagc ,omc Of the Inns ilisia'e had
reached its elsie. In cndeavoiins TO chi of Q"
Of the legs, he sud lenly dove The Inflated bid
the edge ofthe dish, aad sent the gravy it con
taincd, like a jet d'eau. over the dress and 'ac'
Of the dismsui'hed guest, who, IN cons 9u,.ne',
was obliged to be translated TO 40 acl0'n0s
TO be clcansed.
Our friend had risen from hi' char wien"
undertook to dijoint tho fowl; ne pcsproao,a
stood in drops upon his for' head n'IaEe"@l
let's, and the servant, thinking the char was ~
his way, removed il one AIDE. Hlvlns no 'oN
still stuck INTO the hreast.bonc, he concluded y
sit down .again, but not being aware w Hs w.
chair had been showed one side, instcau ., w,
ing in it, he came pump upon the floor, nsn n..
on upon the fork rs support, am uo .t',
quence was, that the carcase oltle III enu W.
key few over his head and struck .sal'' ".
wall OF the room. Nolrapdoor opened hu'' ~ \.
feet, as he heartily played for in yam !. n, 4,
therefore made an abrupt ext, ulpPe" |"
mat on leaving the dinner room, mace ' |I YIN,
ing ram Of his head against the door, "nu v' n,
stunned by the encounter Driven y,
skull and the mahogany, he made 'ne U'' w.
out he could. ,.,;cb t.l
sNor minded at all which washead OF wu'' .,,,l
Till he one over 'tother cameplump u Wv =
SINGULAR WILL. An Engl'sh " ~,
John Pleech, lately died in London, In +,
ing the following will: ] give o"u =, i
queath to my nephew my old O'a =. s,a
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