Richmond enquirer. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1815-1867, 1840-03-10
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suppose copies were sent TO al me eoeiat 'o"
and this has been lost by the careless depository OF e
r.c;nus instrument We take the liberty to publish u,
"a a TO afford all OPPORTUNITY OF seeing upon what
terms the Fcderasts AbolItionlss, DC, have effected
this notable compromise:
BARGAIN AND SALE.
Tie Indenture made and entered into the 9th day Of
December 1889 at Harrisburg, between Henry Clay, oil
the first part William Henry Harrison, OF the SECOND
part and Daniel Webster of the third part, ftnssSeth
Whereas from the time III the Treaty o Ghent, III Hii
scandaous quarrel had existed between The SAID Ilay
and certain crooked-mndcd man called j. Y. Adams
on of the said Adams having offered 10 barter
the English the free navigation oil the Mississippi, ioT
and in consdc ration of the Newfoundland fisheries; TO
the end that his Northern brethren mght have super
abundance of goldfish TO eat with their potatoes ana mo-
lasscs and also on account OF ana because 'sn sa'a
Hrnry--who is occasionally gentleman bufoon--
hovinr broke ro.ush Joke on the said Adams, con-
corning his the said Puritanca Adams, having, IN
moment of galantrv, cntrcated certain Dutch dam
sell swith tears in his eyes: IN winch SAID quarrel, !
both the lie circunsautia and the lie direct was gwen
and received freely on both sides. and growing out o!
which adjourned question Of veracity between the
same ias remained unsettled, even unto THIS day not
wil!,sandng which, (bcng in fact gull OF scpar;'.
lion between them, in the estimation OF all honor
able ne the SAID Henry Clay DID, IN the year l-2),
in the contest for the presidcmcyhen depending be-
tween the said Adams and Andrew Jackson before the
House of SCI" and assign un.
to tie said Adams all his, the SAID C!ays political pro-
part consisted OF
troll over certain duct,lc members Of Congress- prac
teal Wings BY which cOntryancc the SAID Adams
was elected President OF the L. 3, contrary to The
wishes OF vast MINORITY of the people; and for which
said property and service, the sad Clay received from
the SAID Adams the Office and cnoiumcnts of Secretary
of State and thereby he believed, placed 'n the
line of safe precedens: which great mistake, as
the people refused and still do rctnsc To trust him with
the Pres cncv because of the sad "barGan and SALE
wherein they show their :. incapacy for scfgcvcrn-
thstth no thpNI
be less squcamS about such Sgh moral delinquency a.
the aforesaid And whereas the political property and N
Gupncr transferred By the SAID Clay 10 the said Adams
who as aforesaid, cntreatcd the lovely Dutch damse
'swth tears i'll his eyes, was of very ilectlng and
tansitory nature having ayaed him but for four years
after which 1T of no manner OF use or avail to him.
or that being worthless, It was returned to the SAID
Clay its frs, possrssor and originator; and whereas
the same being unavang la the sad Clay, vet from
the junction thereto of sundry other politicians, called
! Conservatives, of whom William &. Riyps and ~ p
l'almadsr The leaders, and OF others, called Abo-
onists Of whom the devil IS the leader, 1t IS believed
that the aforesaid Cays property and influence may
be so augmented and rcmudred to be of great aid
10 the sad Harrison: Now, in consideration of the
premises and of the malice and I'll will SAID Clay bears
10 the Anti-hank refractory Democracy Of The United
States and Of the mortal hatred and instructive dread
he has Of certain L Ii. Benton, whoiEhc should sac
coed in placing the currency upon hard money bass
VII hinder speculation aud thereby very much diminish
the profits othc Ashland esat by lowering the prcc 81
which the SAID Clay usually sells has booded horses
Durham cattle and Berkshire pigs, and other stock
fancy value and will more particularly drprccIac his
Durham cattle from $4,000 per head down to $50 or 500
their actual value Tor all reasonable and sensible pur
poses. among reasonable, sensible and honest men, who
do wish 10 cheat or BE- cheated In "ndcraii"n,
therefore, Of the PREMISES and % The sum o one nine
pence (Shi plaStcrl the receipt whereof the said Clay
doth hereby acknowledge, he, the said Henry,
" called Harry, [and more particularly when the vulgar
who are fond OF nickname, are to be courcd and
caught do, by these presents give, grant and convey to
the aforesaid Harrison, called Tor the vu gar c
feet .thc og-cabn and hard cider candidate, but
who never lived ogcabin from necessity or cXam
pc and who drank hard cider, unless when sur
lriled with winc:-bcing also slovrnly farmer Of
North Bend, Ohioall the aforesaid political property
and influence that the subject of The SAID bargain
md sale to the said boson Adams much Of it as
remains with It's increase, and also the right title, and
interest Of The said Clay in and TO the said Rvrs and
Tuu.adgc and other Conservatives, but the right and
title of the said Clay, ana no other; which right
accrued 10 him b. virtue of their elorag INTO his
grounds cs:rays, or as beasts 'terT nalurm, IN
which only qualified property can be had: as they may
leave HIM. l:a assignments they did their former
assoc atcs-esclpc to other grounds and be at last
found in close alliance with the Pacha of Egypt, the
Sultan of Turkey, or Doctor Francisc, the whimsical
Dictator Of Paraguay, who, to cure young officer of
vanity dress, forced him 10 walk without his breechcs,
al MONDAY, through the public streets To have and to
hold tic aiore said baraned premises, with their appu
tnancrs and appcndagcs ofrvcry kind and nature there
10 belonging: consisting. in part, Of the Of the press
edited b. an imported Tory Fcdrraiis called Joseph
Surface Gales. and placed under The general supervision
and control Of said Clay, Bank Attorney aud Bank
Politician, by lis owner the Bank of the L States also,
the use and occupation Of the spacious house in which
the aforesaid Surface Gales prints the said paper, and
also the printing for Congress- the lat or in type too large
and pages short which SAID house also belongs to SAID
bank Also the Y Courier and Enquirer, edited By
The gaan. Gel Webb. who sang praises to the Bank Of
the T. S 30 ;hc tuic Of So NtG--odvancrd 10 him as
fair bus transaction and WHO retrogradcd and
SHE'D from Duff Green's mahogany stocked pistol,
IN the steps Of the Capitol and .nade considerable
of swinulc" in saving his from pcrtoraon;
Together with all other presses belonging to the Why
family which either laboring for pay received or
pay in expectancy; also, one certain floating p"l'tl-
!, can called John Tyler, who IS now the Bank-Whi@
Candidate fr the Vice Presidency, but ~ho, in SO! IN
sprcc! in Congress, denounced all banks, and recon-!
inrndcd the issue OF SIRE tacids against the Dan. OF
the States to repeal ITS charter: also sundry other
small fry fsuch Wise, hu!lcnouidcr tor the party,
and Chattcrboy Sanly) too tedious TO mention. 10
have and 10 hold the Aforesaid bargancd premises unto
the said HARRISON for Presidential term, and one
ONLY for the only use and boof of the SAID Harrison
and such others may belong to the universal Wing
family particularly FOR the advantage OF the Old
Frderass, or their Survivors, tand Tue descendants "i
such dead WIN have been sTh!ng after Office ever
since the i March, A. D. 1901 and who from that time
have been trying rechrscn themselves; at one time
calling themselves Federal Republicans, then National
Republicans, and Wings: and still more especially
and particularly for The and bchoof of such Of the
= old pa;zans Of the said Clay turned out Of Of
flee BY the said Jackson and who since their expulsion,
have been in want of every thing, save superiority OF
appetite, and plentiful deficiency of the whcrewithal
10 satisfy it. And lastly inasmuch as the SAID Clay ex-
: poets s,on to take his :.honnrabe discharge from
public service, after the expiration of sad lease for
wears the said HARRISON shn nave expired. he hereby
CONVEYS The remainder of the SAID estate TO the said
Daniel Wchstcr--eader of the old ultra-F drraliss
and his forever trust for Ike of the said
Fcderasts aud the Abolitionss, and all others who
may mac with them but il Is expressly understood by
and between the parties hereto that he said Clay does
not warrant ,h, sGundncss OF any mam, thing pTin
cpe belonging to the said universal Wing party-inoT
particularly does lie refuse warrant sad Rivrs, Tall
inadge and Tyler neither does he ensure the integrity
of the party longer than the time when they may
throw the present Administration.
In testimony whereof the parties have hcreunto set
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