Maumee City express. [volume] (Maumee City, Ohio) 1838-184?, 1839-03-16

appreciated for their extraordinary ana linme-
date powers ofrestoring perfect healthto per
sons suffering under nearly every kind OF dl-
sease to which the human frame is liable.
In many hundreds of certiicated instances,
they have even rescued sufferers from the very
verge of an untimely grave, after all the de-
ceptiye nostrums of the day had utterly falled;
and to many thousands they have permanently
secured that uniform enjoyment OF health'
without which life itself isbut partial blessing
So great, indeed, has their efficacy invarlaoiy
and infallbly proved, that it has appeared
scarcely less than miraculous to those VINO
were unacouainted with the beautifully phllo-
sophical principles upon which they are com
pounded, and upon which they consequently
act. It was to their manifest and sensible ac-
ton in purifying the springs and channels OF
life, and enduing them with renewed tone
and vgor, that they were indebted TOR their
name, which was bestowed upon them at the
spontaneous request Of several individuals
whose lives they have obviously saved.
The proprietor reioices in the opportunity al
forded by the universal diffusion of the daily
press for placing his Vegetable Life Pills with,
in the knowledge and reach of every individual
in the community. Unlike the host OF perni-
cious ouackeries, which boast of Vegetable in
predients, the Life Pills are purely and SOLELY
VEGETABLE, and contain neither Mercury, An
tmony, Arsenic, nor any other mineral, IN any
form whatever. Theyare entirely composed
of extracts from rare and powerful plants, the
virtues of which, though long known to several
Indian tribes, and recently to some eminent
pharmaceutical chimists, are altogether un,
known 10 the ignorant pretenders OF meoica
sience; and were never before administered III
so happily efficacious a combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the
coats of the stomach and bowels, the various
impurities and crudities constantly Settllng
around them and to remove the hardened
faces which collect in the convolutions OF the
small intestnes. Other medicines only partl
ally cleanse these, and leave such collected
masses behind, as to produce habitual costlve
ness, with all its train of evils, of sudden dlar
rhea. with its imminent dangers. The fac
is we'll known to all regular anatomlsts, wht
examine the human bowels after death ant
hence the prejudice of these well informed
men against the quack medicine the age
The second effect of the Vegetable Life Pllls
to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder and b.
this means, the liver and the lungs, the health
full action of which entirely depends upon tn
regularity of the urinary organs. The blood
which takes its red color from the agency
the liver and the lungs before it passes int
the heart, being thus purified by them, am
nourished by food coming from clean sto
mach, course, freely through the veins, renew
every part of the system, and triumphant
mounts the banner of health in the blooming
cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
rlety of human diseases, to which the Vegeta
BILE Life Pills are well known to be infallible
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing tn
first and second stomachs, and creating fioN
of pure healthy bile instead of the stale an
acid kind ;-Flatulency Palpitation OF tn
Heart, Loss of Appetite, Heartburn and Head
ache, Restlessness, Ill-temper, Anxiety, Lar
guor and Melancholy, which are the gener'
! symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish, as nj
tural consequence Of its cure. Costiveness, b
cleansing the whole length of the intestine
, with solvent process, and without violence
all violent purges leave the bowels costiv
within two days. Diarrhea and Cholera, b
removing the sharp acrid fluids by which thes
complaints are occasioned, and by promotin
the iubricative secretion of the mucus men
brane. Fever of all kinds, by restoring th
blood to regular circulation, through the pre-
cess Of perspiration in some cases, and til
thorough solution of all intestical obstruction
in others. The Life Pills have been known
cure Rheumatism permanently in three week
and Gout in half that time, by removing loc'
inflammation from the muscles and ligaments
the Joints. Dropsles of all kinds, by freein
: and Strengthening the kidneys and bladder
g they operate delightfully."- on these Important o
:. gans, and hence have ever been found ce
! tain remedy for the worst cases of Gravel
! Also, Worms, by dslodging from the turning
: of the bowels and Shiny matter to which the'
- creatures adhere. Asthma and Consumpto
by relieving the air vessels of the lungs fro
the mucus, which even slight colds will occ
sion, which ifnot removed becomes hardene
and produces those dreadful diseases. Scurv
Z Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by the perfe
purity which these Life Pills giveto the bloc
e and all the humors. ScorbutIc Eruptions, al
n Bad Compilations, by their Alternative effect u
s on the fluids that feed the SKIN, the morbid sta
d of which occasions all Eruptive Complaint
u Sallow, Cloudy, and other disagreeable Cor
i pIexions. The use of these pills for ve
d short time, will effect an entire cure Of Sa
i Rheum, Erysioelas, and striking improv
ment in the Clearness of the Skin. CONNIE
Colds and Influenza, will alwaysb be cured
one dose, or by two, even in the worst case
: Piles,--as remedy for this most distressir
and obstinate malady, the Vegetable Life Pi
a deserve distinct and emphatic recommend
y ton. 1t is well known to hundreds in this {
h ty, that the Proprietors Of these invaluaf
:, Pills, was himself afflicted with this complai
J. for upwards Of thirty-fve years, and that
), tried in vain every remedy prescribed with
d the whole compass of the Materia Medica. !
Is however, at length. tried the medicine viii
y he now offers to the public, and he was cur
Is in very short time, after his recovery h