The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1839-01-29
.MOFF.4I".S LIFE PILLS and PHE.NLX
RIT'VERS

rTA CONTRAST. ALI nations, from the
hottest ages have had ships, but Columbus only
found out tue way To America Before the uhe Z"
the great Spanish nav gator, people were only en-
nbed To paddle about the shores Just so WIN me
Life Medicines. 1t is but two short years since
first ventured upon un unknown ocean, and have
discovered the precious object L was in search oil
HEALTH. Vegetable medicines were indeed
known when 4 commenced my search, hui Their
use &as not. BY tie use of them, have not oniJ
passed from the del ecied invalid 10 the hale hearty
and active man of business, bat, comparatively
spcaking, I have renewed my youth. | can tIus,
with cofdence in my own experience, advis" WITH
NV fellow -ctiZrns Does the reader want proc"
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES are
suitable to his own case7 have on file my office,
SAG Broadway hundreds of letters from some of The
most respectable citizens Of this my native land,
voluntarily offered in testimony of the virtues OF
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ru-
med by tne"nl- nfable" neutrality-suspicious. of the
day. will bear me witness, that the Life Medicines,
GOOD health. JOHN M6rFAT.
Observation-Disclosures RELATIVE TO MoFFATs LIFE
PILLS AND P9ENIX BiTTERs.
These medicines have long been known and APP
precated, for their extraordinary aud Immediate
powers of restoring perfect health, to persons suffer
ing under nearly every kind Of disease to which the
human frame is liable.
In many hundreds of ccrtifica,od instances, they
have rescued sufferers from the very verge OF
an uniimely grave, after adj the deceptive uosrums
of the day have utterly failed; and to many thou
sands they have permanently secured that uniform
enjoy ment of health, without which life itself is
but a partial blessing. So great, Indeed has their
efficacy invariably and in!allibly Proved that it has
appeared scarcely less liaan miraculous to those
who were unacquainted with the beautifully philo-
sophica principles upon which they arc compound
ed and upon which they consequently act. 1t was
TO their manifest and sensible action in purifying
the springs and channels of life, and enduing them
with renewed tone and wigor, that they were IN
debted for their name, which was bestowed upon
,ho several d.
uals whose lives they had obviously saved.
The proprietor reoices in the opportunity afford
ed by the universal difnsnn of the daily press for
pIaciny this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
the knowledge and reach of every individual IN
the community. Unlike the host of pcrnicious
ouackerps vhc boast of vegetable ingredients, the
Life Pills are purely and SOLELY yEGETABLE, ana
containing neither Mercury, Anthony, Arsenic,
nor any other mineral in any form Whatever They
are entIe ely composed of extracts from rare and
powerful plants, the virtues of which, though long
known to several Indian tribes, and recently 10
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the Ignorant pretenders to med
ical science; and were never before administered III
so happily efiicacious combination.
Their first operation to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels the various impurities
and crudites constantly settling around them and &c
remove the faces which collect in the convoiutions
of the small nestines. Other medicines only par
tally cleanse these and leave such collected masses
behind as to p1oduce habitual costlveness, with al
its train of evils, sudden diarrhoea With It's imI
nent dangers. This fact is well known TO all reg
ular ANTAGONISTS, who examine the human bowel,
after death: and hence the prejudice of these wei
informed men against the quack medicines of the
oo, The second effect ofthe VEGETABLE LIFE
| PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder
and by this means, the liver and the lungs, the
henIthful action of which entirely depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs. The blood whlcl
takes its red color from the agency of the liver
lungs before it passes into the heat, being thus pu
ri6ed by them, and nourished by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins
renews every part of the system, and triumphant,
mounts the banner ofheath in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing varIet,
of human diseasest to which the Vegetable Life Pill
are well known TO be infallible:-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the frs
and second stomachs, and creating flow of pur
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid kind
-FyatuIency, Palpitation Of the Heart, Loss of IN
petite, Heartburn and Headache, Restlessness Ill
temper, .4n1iety, Langnor, and Melancholy, whic
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish
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