Morning herald., 1839-11-02

hitherto experienced and passed through, have been
poor, miserable trashy AFFAIRS compared to the great
and important system Of credit that shall shortly
revel in. 1t will be the very of credit the We
pius ultra Of great credit system in fashion, !"
commerce, in morals, in matrimony, in trade AZ
love, in banking boots breeches and every thing oe-
meath and above them, extending down to the great
day of judgment, end much farther beyond 'ha'
period as it can possibly CO.
1t is calculated by some who are strong advocates
Of the credit SYSTEM that the Wings will carry the
state this fall election; that they will have majority
in both houses Of the state Legislature, and therefore
be able to pass any and every kind OF law that the
advocates Of everlasting credit desire. snouid ths
be the case land there is strong probability that
the Wings will have majoriy,) Governor seward
will in January the legislature ior the pas
sage Of general suspension law. There are great
number Of weak banks throughout the state who de-
sire TO suspend probably the greater part oil the sa
fety fur and red back banks and there are also Sc
veral weak banks in this city, to whom suspension
would be very desirable movement about these
times If the Wings carry the state, therefore, we
shall have an immense number OF noisy clanorers
for general suspension who would not dare to open
their mouths under any other circumstances for they
have no hope from the locofocos and shall at one
t"
an eternal, everlasting credit system
With regard to the result Of the election and the
arrival of this auspicous era the chances are very
much in favor of the success Of the whig party in
consequence of the gross depravity and demoraiza.
tion Of the age The times out Of joint. Honesty
and decency are at a discount. The leaders Of fa-
shionabe life, are dreadfully in debt without pros
pect Of paying what they and this is the situation
of nearly all their parvenue followers and pretend
ers to rank and fashion. They all want irredeem.
able paper currency set afeat to keep them afoat;
our fashionable parUenues, and young men about
town, cannot make dashng appearance in the street
unless their taller gives them credits and this latter
cannot credit them long the banks pay specie
Our fashionable young ladies cannot dress in the first
style Of elegance and lead the ton unless the eternal
credit system kept up; and therefore the advocates
for this course will be numerous and powerful and
the probability is that they will succeed
We shall therefore have great times hereafter
Such a winter for large parties, splendid s0irtes,
dashing herses, seducing fine women, wallowing in
fine wines, breaking hearts and breaking heads, we
shall not have had in New York since the commen-
cement of the Dutch dynasty. The instant the sus,
pension law is passed, the food gates will be opened
to all sorts Of venaty and cheatery and roguery, and
rascalty, and indelty to fond wives, and treachery
to sweet young girls, and seductions, and swindng
and scampsm Of every sort, kind and character And
il is highly probable that this winter shall enter
the great millennium of scoundrelism upon earth In
deed there is NO doubt but that we shall have the
upon earth mach after the election,
than the majority Of fellow beings anticipated.
Then will arrive truly delightful time in our city
and country. The lines between those in jails,
state prisons and penitentiaries, and those out Of
those snug winter quarters will be broken down, and
entirely swept away. 1t will be the great millennium
Wsquanvy smongst rcgues and fashionaoser, who arc
and who are (but ought to be) Of crime
BlackwelPs leland will probably be appropriated for
a place Of fashionable resort, and Sing Sing be
vertsd into desirable summer residence.
All through this winter, too, we shall have the
most delightful time imaginable. Greater parties
will be given than ever were known before, and
more of them. Routs, balls, banquets Of the most
extravagant and expensive kind; all Of which will be
paid for in the great irredeemable currency, set
float by the great credit system. Poor devils that
are now, will be rich devils then; no one will be
shabbily dressed the old clothes shops will be shut
up for new clothes will be obtained for rredeemable
rags Beer and brandy will be abolished for Bur-
gundy and Johannisbsrger. Rum will give place to
Radesheimier. Marrying and giving in marriage
will be the order Of the day. because the credit sys-
TEN will shut out the thought Of starvation Under
the new banking law we shall have banks plenty
rs blackberries In addition To the present faro
banks, all the grog shops and red-eye runmeries
will have banks adjoining them for the manufacture
Of their own irredeemabIe paper currency they will
issue post notes payable day after the day Of judg
ment; specie will be banished from the land nui
sance and the age Of shin pastsrs superseds the go
den, the silver, and the iron age.
The fashionable and leaders in high life will be
rou<s, bankrupts blacklegs and gamblers. Men that
are true their wives, and respect female decacy
and the chastity Of their neghbors daughters will
be sent TO the lunatic asylum as msdmen; and fel-
lows that pay their debts will be imprisoned ia the
pcnitentiaries for contempt Of public opinion. He
that spends most and pays the least will be the great
est man. whiskers will flourish universally; Col
webb's will grow, under the new regime, more in
one month than they grew before in year. I'm.
perials will be propagatsd from puppy 10 puppy;
long locks and love locks, and percussion locks and
all sorts Of locks will abound-except prison locks
which will be useless Paying Of debts will soon be
abolished, as barbarous custom, practiscd
only in despotic countries. Steamboats, will grou,
like cabbages at Kinderhosk, by the aid Of the wind
and weather Rents will rise, real estate will rise,
and rascals will rise TO the top Of the tree-not the
gaows tree fer that will be enclosed in glass case
in the museum, as q curious relic connected with the
n..L r. A.. A. r.