Liberty advocate., 1839-02-21
PROsP PECTUs
FOR THE SECOND VOLUME OF A pAppp
TO BE DEVOTED TO THE cAUSP mr.
III o D Err N DEM OCRAcv

M o D E r N EMocRACY.
l. THIS Paper will be devoted entirely +,
lying, discord, ofice-hunting, and the most S,c,
.cessIul modes of electoneering
2. Owing to the present appearances e
things in general it is quite important that snor
a Journal should be published in every copn,"
in the Statc,-as we have discovered from tb5
late elections, that truth is powerful and /,
about 'to prevail The several Democrats
Newspapers, now published in this State, bayo
devoted too much of their time and columns IN
the returns Of Elections and defeated Demo:
Gratis, to party spirit, and to sectaran principles
leaving but little room for the first above.
mentioned important items, and hardly ever
mentioning democracy or Andrew jackson
more than five or six times in a column.
3. We propose, by this Paper, to devote gu,
whole attention to those things; and, by way
OF gracing the matter contained, we shall, once
IN while, cry out with stentoran 'Hural
! for Democracy & General Jackson! Thispb.
Ilcatlon will exclude from its columns every
thing like truth, common sense, repubcansn,
state rights, harmony, dignity, and respect for
! the feelings of those who do or NAV hereafter
differ from us ia our notions ofthings, &c: lis
principles will be purely original-naueDoed
solely by selfish motives and office hunting for
the Democratic party: Its columns will be filled
with the latest and most interesting lies OF tho
day, both political and domestic: And NOR?
over, it will supportthe honorable Martin, right
OF wrong-if old Andy still thinks it best,
4. In this Journal, some general direction ID
Candidates, while eleclioneering. will be giyca
AS well as Il few rules relative to poli,oaogs,
style conversation, &c. For instance II vou
are in the company Of ladies, never fail TO make
frequent poetical quotations in The course
IQf conversation. # al a social party you reccirs
no more attention than other people, maniteslssme
pugnacious symptoms, and diseora
pOmpously on The prevalence Of q yard.
stick aristocraCy.-lf you promise TO beat
a particular friends house upon a certain day.
and fail in consequence of wet weather and blt
roads, you should deliver your apology for tho
disappointment on this wise: Sir, the nclem'
ency Of the weather rendered the road so In'
tolerably slippery that my quadrupod could
scarcely propagate his footsteps Or, should
you, at any time, wish pinch Of snuff, just step
to lnsinuate the summit Of my digits into YOU
capacious receptacle of odorlferous atoms, haI
may thereby satiate the craving appetencyo
my oIlactory nerves.! Or, whenever you ald
seated at night by the side of your June Dag
and wish to snuff the candle, say TO her
please, Miss, to have the politeness to handm
those ignipotent digits, that | may delacao
the excrescence ofthis nocturnal cyllndrlc lum
nary And many other matters of a snla
mature.
5. The urgent demand for, and the genera
utility of, publications Of this kind is now D'
coming quite obvious 10 every true Democta]
owing to the rapid spreading of the great wing
doctrines or principles among the people, wh'ca
is proved by the many victories they haV'
recently gained in most Of our strongest penn
Iocratic counties-an evidence of the untrlHs
zeal and final triumph of the wings, unGS'
something more and better be done for the oe'I
mocracy Of the country. We, however, co.
tend that ii is very essential for the democI1L,
party to keep stiff upper lip, and goUl
cheering coHntendnce-every now ahoI '"Sr NT
bawing out Justify for Democracy ana W..
Hickory; and that so loud, TOO, as Snau il'on
the very hairs on the heads OF the oSd 'enon
rise. In fact, such Publications cannot ne""O'
Democracy too often! II
6 Our Paper will be sent grat'S 70 .,c,,l al
will swear allegiance to the Modern DomO'so s enl
tic party, and who will use their u'nloS'
Ieavors and influence to sustain SAID parry
ADVERTISEMENTS wiH be inserted a. ~
usual prices, and if ho,ceOer, at any an, ~
order of discontinuance be seat M g~;
be forgotten and charges made accora"5 =, n
> And as it will shortly be in press, It snS ,'s
f necessary that the names of those VINO uy:, Ls
to have their minds Illuminated on the Sus
of Democracy, should be forwarded on a. .rna
as possible, as several elections OF greu' ''t
! tance are pending in the State. MI
5 All Publications favorable to the PrlI1.'r
of the MODERN DEMOCRACY, VIII ~
/ favor TO give this Prospectus one or Two H.,
| tons; but it is to be understood, that "o Ma
wish to exchange with any. we can ,,su US
V other,cise, abundant and very edliying ~"
with less trouble and more certainty
= ~. B.--This Journal will be eol'0'
published by, ,-annrcTIoNh
JACK MISCONSTRUGL LilC0C l0C;
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