Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1839-12-19

= The Judge was remarkable for NO, -
= unnecessary trouble to any body where he NJ
! up, and generally ale whatever was cot hocp,
: MN, without making any remarks. and seLJo,
MADE use OF more than one pIalc at meal. b.,
at this time he observed near him hcon,; ~
Lush of raw white cabbage, which tho + -.
Dutch at Poughkeepsie call cold aloM i a1I
winch he called salad, and he wished for
taste. ~" owl
The carving and serving of the meot war;
not mashed, W pn he expected a cIean nIs,e
una when the Iahdlady arrived at the door onJ
,iAeu her keen eyes on The Judge, he. turninG
MS eyes that way and Observing her. miIdIS
Sold' 'LandIady, can have a clean pIa,e 70 oat
some salad on?' F'"'o " cal
"a clean plate and Salad" retorted the land
'ouy Indignantly. 81 wish YOU would con,o
mo i The kitchen until the gentlemen ha"e
ulhed; have reserved that seat for Indao
Crane.n '0"' 'oF JudSe
o,t eec company were struck with establishments
anu l,Aed their eyesalternateIy on the landlody
"'iu ''en on the Judge, and sat or stood in rono
suspense when the Judge replied, .iou rescr-
Ieo ms seat for Judge Crane, did Won, lanJIa. .
ny Indeed did, says she, It was ycrv kind
ne then answered; but if YOU will stem 70 ,nn
seryon, u ooo II ne Is coming, or send one of the
he ~ eo'' nm, with your permission, and
- "pP'ooa'ioh OF these gentlemen, with whom ,
na'e w., some business to do, will occupy This G
0u ~ IN you have found the Judge" ID
ma the Judge" said she with empbasis s
80 look Tor him YOURSELF not send me nor NV 8.
olV'r'S' | gave you your breakfast this NOR. h
ny IoF choPPng little wood, because Won n
iIu you mad no money, and expected Won al
ouId go away; and now you must come hero
disturb the gentlemen at dinner. tyf
iioio i"e whole Joke burst upon the minds f.
me persons present, who fell into a loud Fl,
i"uShler' Alter the tumult had little sinh. co
leo' Inc Judge mildly asked, "did chop wood Ike
pay tor my breakfast? "Indoed YOU dds
"a she, "and said you had no money sp
i told the whole truth replied the I,doo
have a shawl here. worth more Than ,e,' bu
I -, "hlch l Will leave in pawn, if you will wi
y lei me eat my dinner with these gentle. IpI,
III. Here the gentlemen were biting their We
to keep from laughter. tn,
How did you buy shawl more than ION ge
lars, without money!" said she. Il BOUGHT
creal' says he "And where did you find credit sol
'hat amountf' says she; 81 brought if from lol
ne, said he. "That's likely story. and ma
letflhg like your abuse of Judge Crane, this Ma
rh'nS,' SAID she. How could | abuse he tr
&c II he was not presentH asked he, sVbv {" mol
hed she, ''you called him rusty, fustv, fli9e the
old codger, and said you did not ca 70 rye. in
more Tor him than you did for v6nrssIr Vel
ere the Whole company were in nm unroar all
II. Out as soon as it had a little sphsdad emo
ol me gentlemen asked the lady how she at o
v Inc gentleman she was ADDRESSING was vern
Judge Crane? ale Judge Crone7 He graz
more like Snjpe than crane2n Here fu /
aughter burst forth third time. After kno,
pause the Judge said, Unjust confess | am hear
oIrd OF me feathers, but | am n Crane swim
crane IS often a very useful instrument like
very good one in your kitchen this Aflel
ing ''''' ''''' CUES
lore she had time to reply, some gentle. of tn
win whom she was acquainted, assured half
lat she was talking with the presiding purity
= Astonished and confused, she attemned chief
excuse, and hastily asked his pardon for and |
deness. '0' uV
Judge had, by this time, unobservod here
the shawl from his pocket, and with q sly lo
"a smile, advanced few steps towards the one, {
dy, saying, sit is out Of my province ~ Cousi
i but 1t is my business to Judge; | there. sprea
cree that you will, without hesitation and c.
ms shawl as present. Cor
aylng, he gently laid it over her sbouI. | mad
ld'ng' take It madam, and do not at. ming t
10 return It, for it was purchased on pur. broug
you She hastily retired, in conGr. of wat
lfdiy knowing what she did, bat taking What
wi with her of course, bearing no NAL. but k
ards the Judge. " '''''' John d
nere were three parties who had each into hi
'gs The landlady had good lesson to which
c upon, which was this--to be not foo i jsl
Judging Ill ola person from rouqb turaI al
the gentlemen had good dinner and WAL
oke to laugh overland the judge had and &c
entlons in the joke and ability 10 follow niger
'sson given. whistle