The North-Carolina standard., 1839-01-02
FROM THE cAHAwBA DEMOCRAT
A A DIALOGUE BETWEEN A DEMOCRAE L
..~ AND A HOCO POGO. ~.
SCENE IN A TAVERN IN ALABAMA


EEoco Poco.-Sitting alone before the fire,
dressed in dandy fashion, putting arp the ends
of his collar and surveying has boots, SOL1L0qWtz
Gng1 Dr. these Democrats A few more VIC
tories will set them entirely beside themselves,
Already they have the impudence to take the IN,
side walk on the pavements IN the streets; ana
thew never think of such thing as giving the
way to gentleman, (tErOooi@g has eyes oeer
bimseEE when there is not room for both to pass
This IS perhaps excusable as it may be owing
to their ignorance of city life, and the etiquette
of society But give them drink or two OF IL
quor. and they think themselves equal TO HEM
nv CLAY. | had rather live under Monarchy
at once. where every one would know his place,
and then these country Democrats would soon
learn to paw sufficient respect and Difference 70
their be;ters wonder what HAMILTON and
the rest of the Federalis.s were about that they
did not openly advocate Monarchy at once
TO 90 to pincing the matter as they did, and
think that few general powers, which they
succeeded in getting into the Constitution, could
5v construction be made to answer all the puF-
noses of a Monarchy, when such demhgogneS
as THoMAs JEFFERSON, PATRICK HENRY, and
others had to be dealt with in giving the Constr
tuition its first construction, which Woh1d De d
precedent for all coming time is very surPrlS=
inc. | wonder they hadn't more sense. II they
had broached the subject boldly; without mine
mo matters, at first, when our Government was
being formed, while the people were In condl-
,ion to receive any sort OF Government that
might be offered to them, they might have sue
ceeded in establishing Monarchy, and every
thing would have been right. But IN trying 10
establish Monarchy IN disguise they loSt every
thing Thomas Jefferson and his Democratlc
pack took hold ftheir plan and mangled 1t IN
n :, Democratic form; and afterwards Geh-no
! hav'n't respect enough for him to call hin
CSeneraI-Mr JACKSON and JOHN G. CALHOUN
took it I'D, and they did the business-Our only
refuge now, is to Join the AbolItionlsts, and Pu
the North and South together by the. ears an
try to dissolve the Union, and alter their neces
sites shall have compelled them to unite again
we shall then have another chance to get j
Monarchy, bat even should they never UNITS
again. the North will have a Monarchy, and
for one shall move there. (CrOssinS: ms Ie.S
and taking ZIP a 'aeecspGper.l - -. ~.
(Enter) Democrat. Good morning slr, an
thing new in that paper 2 - :.
Hoco POGO Raising his eyes, to0ksng 81
pereitiOusly al him, and mocing ms char e8
.JeoO feet)
Nothing sir, nothing. - -.
Democrat-You seem to be afraid that WI
soil your clothes / hav'n't any mud on me
You must belong to the Hoco POGO party dor
you? -
Hoco Poso.-{ TAroaoi,tg some Gerceaess IN
his cOunteDance md coice) 1 am. Wing sir
Democrat.-Ihat amounts othe Same thin
and am very glad that you are, for we can n yel
well spare you fromoHr ranks But Mr.W.h
(if you prefer that name to Hoco POGO, fhopg
the currency could not be regulated without
United States Bank = = :. =. .
Hoco Poco-The United States Bank a.
the question; we don't care any thing about t
Bank -- - -.
Democrat. ,Whewt Don't care any thil
about the Bankh ha ha hawF don'tcare al