Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1839-08-13
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GATED, tot their extraordinary aud immediate powers
II restoring perfect health, persons suffering uuiis
nearly every kind Of disease 10 which the human frame
% liable.
In many hundreds Of ceriifcaioj in,ianco they have
rescued sufferers irem the very verge Of un.
timely frsyc after all the deceptive nosfuns % the
day had utterly tailed and 10 many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enjoyment 81
health, without which life itself bu; partial bless
ipe. So greet, Indeed, has their efficacy invariably
ADD nisibiy proved, that II has appeared scarcely lee
than miraculous TO those who unacqusiuod with
the beautifully philosophical principles upon which
they compounded and upon which they Consequent
" sci. II "a their maDiior aud sensible action ia
purifying the springs aud channels of life and endung
them with renewed tone aud Yigor that they were IN
dsbted for 'hor name. which was bostuwci upon them
et the spontaneous request OF several indy duas whose
lives they had obviously saved
The proprietor rejoces in the opportunity afforded
by the universal diffusion Of the daily press for placing
his Vegetable Life Pills within the knowledge and
reach Of every individual 10 the community. Unlike
TIE hos, OF pernieous quackeres which boast Of voge
able ingredients, The Life Pills purely aud solely
vegetable, and contain neither Mercury, Anthony,
Arsenic, nor any other mineral IN any fern whatever
They are entirely eompoed of extracts from aud
powerful plants, the ,iduds Of which, though long
known 10 several Indian tribes, and recently TO
eminent pharna coutca che uisis altogether I'M
known TO the ignorant pre,ender. to medical science
and were never before a. minIstered 10 happily ell
escious combustion.
Their rs, operation is 10 Loosen from the Of the
stomach aud bowels the various impurities and orudi
ties constantly settling around them and TO remove
the hardened fccts whdh collect IN the conyoluiions
Of the small intenes. Other medicines only partslly
rieauss these. and leave such collected behind
TO produce habitusl eosrcness, with all its train
Of evils sudden darrhon with its imminent dangers
Tbi fact 10 well known to all regular anatomists who
examine the human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice Of these well informed against the
qusck medicines Of the age. The second effect Of the
Vegetable Life Pills is 10 cleanse the kidneys and the
bladder and by this means the liver and the lungs the
hea,thfsl action Of which entirely depends upon the
regularity Of the urinary organs. The blood which
takes it, red color from the agency Of the liver and the
iungs before II passes into the heart, being thus purified
by them, and nourished by food coming from clean
siomseh, freely through tho every
part Of the system and mphsn.y the banner
81. health IN the blooming cheek.
Tbc following are among the distressing variety Of
human diseases, to which the Vegetable Life Pills
well known 10 be inisllible -
Dyspepsis, by Thoroughly cleansing the first aud
cnd somschs anu creating flow Of pure healthy bile
sustead Of the stale and acrd kind ;FlntUloncy, Pal
ptsiicn Of the Heart, Loss Of Appetite, HEARTBURN
and Headache, Resessness. Il-icmper, Anxiety, Lam
guor, and Melancholy, which the general symptoms
GDyspepsis, will vanish natural consequence of
is Costiveness by cleansing the whole length Of
The iutesines with solvent process, and without
hence; all violent purges leave the bowels coslive
within two days. Darrhna and Cholera. by removing
the sharp acr,d nuds by which these complaints arc
ssessioned. and by promoting the iubreaye secretion
~ the Bsucus membrane. fevers Of oil kinds, 10y
evlng the blood to regular circulation, through the
process Of preparation IN aud the thorough
solution Of all intestinal distractions ia Others The
Life Pills have been known 10 Rheumatism per-
Dspenily in three weeks, and Gout in half that time
~ venosing local frmma,on from the muscles aud
IEnmenis Of the joints. Dopsics OF all kinds by isec
5ng and Strengthening the kidneys and baddef; they
opetste most delightfully."- these important organs,
osdhspre have been found certain remedy for
~ wost Of Gravel. Also, Worms, by d,sodsng
Gon the turninss Of the bowels the shiny matter to
which the-e creatures adhere; Asthma aud Consump
he nf
Doeus, which slight colds will oceasiop. which II
I - removed becomes hardened and produces those
dreadful diseases Scurry Uicers and lnvetorate Sores
~ the perfect purity which these Life Pills give the
tlood. snd all the hsmors; Scorbutc Erupuous, aud
Bsd compiexon., by their Alteraye cier, upon the
stis that feed the skin, the morbid stare Of winch
sseur ell Erup,iye complaints, sAllow, Cloudy, and
~ dssagreeable Compiexions. The ufe Of these
tnr very short time. will effect entire cure OF
Whcum. kfysipelss, and striking improvement
- Citsrness Of the skin. Common Colds aud Ia
oeA. will always be cured by desc. by two
~ u The wcrst files,--as remedy for tiis
distressing and obstinate mslady. The Vegetable
fills deserve ds,uet and emphatic rtc5mmsn
-. IT'S well known that the Proprietor u these
).ab1s Pills, was hu,ssli afflicted with this com.
- upwards uf thirty. Eve year,, and that he
mis- every rsmeay prescribed within the
rosns II he Matters Medics. lie however.
~ nedscine which he ofers TO the
>n prsasopeed not only Improbable.
ia perpl11e " 80. human
l fon (1&E --'rbs rroprie,or Of the
Al IA III ~ ~ follow the base anA met
- cenu1los - ~ 9os<As 81 the DAY, 10 advising
- Ia1e ~ rNE = large qnantiiies. No cool
- 80 p>>s1tl9 b - ssqeirci. There Pm,
- Il bed uAs every aisht fer week or iirt-
oonrdsnx 70 tbs ch<fsasry Of the dsessc The
~ = IRON 10 s, according 10 the eansiiiotioa
ren1n- Very deicste perssa. sheai begin
twe.epd increse ~ the naiure ct the case
iFs these moro robust. cr Of very cosiive hah
pa with ;. sai iaersase 10 or even 5. and
1srta sph.ceniiy happy ehsngs so guide
y{1X - their farther Thee Piils surnciim.
- 71c<n<ss and roaaing. though stry tcl1os.
y 3om-<A Ia very foai this however may DC
kfsry tlsesshie fympiem. - the pttepi
~ ns<(f II opos relieved, ADD by perssgsr,Dce
G1cexer They usoaily operate Wiii.ia 10 -
~ resr give psin uaiets re bowels are
oraaaheted. They may hs tstsa - the
b0xirs unier any eircs@siances--ii 10
uHneotst. that thsse 40 later psFiuis q
~ }ake but oss Fl a tine. Ani lhsr CON
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