Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1839-10-15

Ma. HHRALp,-I intend giving you alecture. You
may read il or not and print i or not, just as you
please, but don't send me any bill for it, won't pay
for printing 1t.
Why do you insist on wearing motley and making
all kinds OF antc puettes every time you join any Of
the great mot emenu in American society? Are YOU
turbs all the others marshals, cavalry, scutcheon
bearers, train bearbrs, rank and file, and all? You
"Put them out" asthey say IN music; besides, the
procession Is sure to appear ridiculous, however
grave solemn il may try to be, and you every
body to laughing 4 it-and every body thinks you
laugh at il too. You fall very orderly into parallel
with every great npyemsnt, bu. you don't keep time
with the music; AID You pay no great attention to
the Marshals, and Aone at all to the ileleaders.
This is sheer diaklsrc. IL creates more confusion
than you are awarcIof You don't mind the cockadcs,
nor the gold tasselS the dread Banners and not
even the feathers and plumes, and FURNISHED but
tons, which are procured at 50 much pains and
pease-ali these, and the sacred symbols-the black
silk the lawn, the scarlet silk the pillars and the bell
metal yea and the sacred letters too, ID. d. L. l..
d, L. p, A. M b. y. M, displayed in vain,
IN which soever movement you take upon yourself 10
join-for you don't appear to perceive their great
presence no more than il they were not there II
ALL
Take for example the procession started by the
Rev. Jedediah Burchard in this city. He came here
the representative OF an important movement in the
puritan masses. He discarded the solemn technca,
ites and usual forms cf ms great sect, and put up
the magic revival banner No sooner had the GROVE DIS
begun to assemble, and the mysteries Of the new
scnoo, TO dsveicPe a procession, than, presto IN
TO accompany the Rev. Jedsdiah's song Of
| aDsmnatisp aud the dead"
so did the Herald likewise, and for the same ends
revival,
Then, when the great council Of esbytcrians met
N phlsdePh,a, and this conm.nity Of milli:ns wa.
IN throes o sacred labor, In walks the Herald full 81
sympathy with agony Of Presbyterian charity, and
tenders Itself as midwife. mouse was speedily
| born, 80 :
The queen is in trouble The Herald walks ists
the boudoir Of majesty, with the nOnchalance Of
dealer in fancy hardware and offers advice aud use
tuous Battery suited TO very young girl in boarding
school difEcultes; regardless Of the fsesannoyisp
TO tories and economists-that not less than ten mil
lions Of young, thoughtless people in this country
| and God knows how many on the other siae--woulS
laugh, and joke, and feel irreverently about roya
| persons administrations.
Again, Col. webb wants to 70 to Europe, and b,
lionixed. of goes the Herald, is lionized at home
AND runs so near the great mans orbit that ever
body begins 70 grin. and grin and chuckie. tII-sud
| House!
Then comes Mrs Covei A new era dawns in tn
Herald. All Of student every bsdy is to know as
trology and anatomy BY intuition: The science
Frances Wright, and knowledge. are 10 yush forth
and run down every street and lane. Solemn event
Happy epoch! Bat, where 10 Mrs. Gove7 VIII
knows1
50 you 20 on Masy will pretend hereafter IN,
you have done much good, asd possibly yos COURSE
will entertain some idea Of the kind after playing tn
mischief with American eccentricities few year
longer. But Mr.. Herald, Pm wae fer your everas,
ing veal, unlesa you take thosght and patch wp
| regular sect n your own. 49,.
Bat the ap piisssss, After All Jour seAsss bAd
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n.msy esGhssisg. yoa wont cslIivA your odd uss1'
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