The Pearl River banner., 1839-03-02


I. Nv \ bSE Nv u N n and ~ losely thaf
Il Is busf 1Sss anOlhts chapter % bef
S1sl X ts"iass's'
N Isl Sam silk, Il SiickyilIe, thu, Dis
eour:e,l, upo,s tie ssslvsntsges u short
I zine. ..fIsppy locking cr,tisr. aiO't hes
viii hat srs lutte. short, idack pipe ~
lhis mouth The iatt M squire, sl's mo.
.mer / nan taxes toa pipe, he becomes :
tphilosophef; IFS tie poor mans friend; !!
lcalns tbA idnd. soaihss tbs temper, and
makes man patient under trouble N y M
has made more good men, good husbands
Kind wsst.rs, induIgept ssllers, than any
|other blessed Thing IL IBIS universal WORLDS
The Indians always buried spipe AND
|skin of tobacco with thsir lolks, in case
lsmokin should be 10 fashion u ths nsst
world, that they might not 20 unprov'ded.
\ I,Gistlook al him, his bat has got no c:own
ID Ii, and the rim hangs loose BY ldr side
like ihe bale Of bucket. HIS trowstfs
and jacket are all flying ~ tattcts q si'l.
ieren, color'd patches. He has one old
shoe on one foot, and afi ontied mocas'n
Oh ,'otter He anil had bis beard cnt
.nce last sheep sLerr, and be looks ~
shabby IS 4 yesrlin't coll. And yst ycu
see the critier has rakisislook toos That
sre old hat. i COOKED on one side quiie
: KNOWN, he has both hands IL hs trow-
" sers pocket, as II he had somethin worth
;lfeeliu there, while one eye i sIl0l-to
y On account of the smoke, and the other
n s,andin out Of the way Of i a. far AZ i
lean, makes hin. lonk Ike bit of wsg.
II a man thai didn't So oks couldn't do that
Y now, squire. You may talk about icrt''
Y llude, and patience, and christian resiSna-
g t,on, and all that sort u thing, till you're
Y; tired; I've seed Il and heard tell of II,
y loo. but never knew an instance ytt,
where Il didr,', CONE liltie grain heavy
or sour out OF the oven: Philosophy y
y most like other guesls I've seed. \ likes
a' to visit ihem Is keeps good tables, and
Y though il has some poor acqusintances, i
Y aint more nor half pleased 70 be seen
., waikiki lock and lock and with 'em.
q But smoking is very different.
y PERFEc.r FOXY. The editors room
y or paper II tie North was recently for.
~ y, c.bly .sntsrsd and robbed Of a sum Of
~ ~ money, amounting in the aggregate to
~ nine cents. We would as snon think Of
=" breaking into a jail as into an sdieos' Z
IL room with the idea Of making any thing
- =. By it.--Nsw Orleans PicayuOe.
u. The disadvantage of not ta-
~; king 4 newspaper,is thus shown
u. u |up ii 4 late Boston paper.
= - sSome years ago, aiady Hoil-
IL. cling \ neighbor Of hers was not
,n-tinher seat aichurch onSabba,h,
e called on, her way home % IN
~ ~ o.ire what should detain 50
to punctual an attendant; on en-
'r ieslng the house, she found the
ne family busy al work she seem.
'arIea surprised wl,snher friend ad-
iaaldressrdh her, "why Ia where have
'ith, you been To-day dressed out II
~; yonr..SaIba day cIothesg' Az
u Injecting. sNVIy what dayls i \
"a. sabbath day. Sail stop WISH
sofling III II minute. Saba day
on a lwelI 1 did not know il, for ~,
M &. husband has gntso darn',l SUN
VIZ Nv he wont take the news pa
itui pers now, and we knownnlhing
so,' 81 WeR who nreached9 Mir
gf ~ '.and what diu hepreach abont
IaatlsIt WAS On tile deatI, ofonr 81
him. lyior:'' WI,y, is liz tIead!i' VA
W His fnuetal sermon, suppose,
N, WELL well, all Boston might b
i ! ! dead and wv know nothing ofi
Aihe ,its wont ~, we ,Dasthaveth'
bel newspapers again, for every
~, thing goes wrong without Nh
NS lpapers. Bill iJas almost los
Oe His reading, and Poll has "
III 4, h Iqpisc mopish, beranse she ha
NJ II. lno poetry mud pretty stories |,
Tread. Well III WE havetosak
ihe i cart load of onions md pota
toes 10 market, / amtesolyed I
' ,hy have 4 ntwspsper'
|a,s,i ia LovE--Lovsi Is ike : runnir