Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1839-04-16

land Toian,sry offered Ia tss,ineny ef the sirses
good Vegetable Mei,oias.
fcnont whose sutsops Rave been ne rrly ruined
by the sl infstle mineral preparations OF the day.
will bear me witness The, the Life MeriBe, sud such
only. the true oourss ie Pernspsn, good health
Joss MORAN
GEsynAr REMARKS nyLAIiNp 70 NorrATs LIVE
PILtssNp IH9Stx BirtERs
Tbsts medicines have long besn known and sppre-
ciatd. cor their extraordinary and immediate powers
81 resiorpg perfect health TO pesons suffering under
Dearly every kind Of diss 10 which he humsn frame
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Ia many hundreds Of ceriGcnei instances they have
even rc.cusd sufferers IRON the very verge OF an
timely grave. sfisr ell the deceptive nosruns Of the
day hsd utterly tailed and 10 many Thousand, they
have permanently secured that uniform enjoyment of
health. without which life Itself Is but partial bless
ing. 60 great, indeed, has their efficacy invariably
sDJ nfiby proved. that IL has appeared scarcely less
than miraculous 10 thsss who unscqusnted with
the beautifully philosophical principles upon which
they compounded. and upon which they consequent
ly act. II was 10 their manifest and sensible action IA
purifying the spssngs and channels Of life and enduing
them with renewed tone and vgor, that they were in
d.bted for their which was bestowed upon them
al the spontaneous request Of several individuals whose
lives they had obviously saved.
The proprietor rejoices in the opportunity Afforded
by The universal diuon OF the daily press Tor placing
his Vegetable Life Pills within the knowledge and
reach Of every individual in the community. Unlike
the host Of pcrncous qusckeres, which boast Of vege
vegetable, and conisin neither Mercury, Antimony,
Arsenic any other mineral in any fern whatever
They entirely composed Of extracts from rare and
powerful plants, the virtuds Of which, though long
known 10 several Indian tribes and recently to some
eminent pharmt ceutcal chemists, are altogether I'M
known 10 the ignorant pretenders 10 medical science
and before administered in so happily eff
cncous n combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats Of the
stomach and bowels, the various impurities and erudi
ties constantly settling around them and to remove
the hardened frees wbidh collect in the convolutions
Of the small inesnes. Other medicines only partially
cleanse ihese and leave such collected behind
as TO produce hhbtual costiyeness, with all IFS train
Of evils sudden diarrhea with its imminent dangers
The fact well known 10 ali regular auatomist who
examine the human bowels after death: and hence
the prejudice Of these we'll informed against the
quack medicines Of the age The second effect Of the
Vegetable Life Pills is TO cleanse the kidneys and the
bladder and by this the liver and the lungs tho
beathiul action Of which entirely depends upon the
regularity Of the urinary organs. The blood which
takes its red color from the agency Of the liver and the
lungs before passes into the heart, being thus purified
by them, and nourshed by food coming from n clean
stomach, freely through the veins every
part Of the system and mphany mounts the banner
al health in the blooming cheek.
The following among the distressing variety Of
human diseases TO which the Vegetable Life Pills
well known TO be ipfsble -
Dyspepsia, by thoroughly cleansing the first and
ond stomhchs, and creating how Of pure healthy bile,
instead Of the stale and aerd kind ;-Fatulency Pal
and Head -ache, Restlessne.s lemper, Anxiety, Lun
suor, and Melancholy, which the general symptoms
tfDyspepsia, will vanish, as natural consequence Of
its cure Cosveness by cleansing the whole length Of
the ntestines with solvent process and without vio
lence all violent purses leave the bowels costve
within two days iDarrhoea and CholerH by removing
the sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints
occasoned, and by promoting tho lubriestve secretion
Of the mucus membrane. Fevers Of all kinds, by
storing the blood to regular circulation, through the
process OF preparation in some cases. and the thorough
solution OF all intestinal distractions in Others The
Life Pills hsve been known TO cure Rheumatism per-
mnneny in three weeks, and Govt in half that time,
by removing local Inflammation from the muscles and
lsaments the joints Dropses Of all kinds by free
ing and strengthening the kidneys and blsdder they
operate most delightfully."- these important organs,
and hence have been found certain remedy for
the worst Of Gravel. Also, Worms, by dislodgins
from the turnings Of the bowels the Shiny matter to
which these creatures adhere; Asthma and Consump-
ton, by relieving the air vessels Of the lungs from the
mucus which slight colds will occasion, which IL
| not removed becomes hardened, and produces those
dreadful diseases Scuryy, Ulcers. and lnveteae Sores
! by the perfect purity which these Life Pills give 10 the
blood, and all the humors; Scorbutic Eruptious, and
Bad Complexion, BY their alternative effect upon the
Guids that feed the skim the morbid stare or which
casions all Eruptive complaints, Salow Cloudy, and
other dissgreesble Compilations. The OF these
Pills for very short time, will effect sn entire cure of
j Salt Rheum, Erysipess, and striking improvement
i IN the Cesrness Of the skin. Common Colds and In
auenzs. will always be cured by dose, by two,
i even 10 the worst cases Filesss remedy for this
mos, distressing aud obstinate malay, the Vegetable
Life Pills deserve distinct spd emphatic recommen-
patton. II is we'll known that the Proprietor of these
invaluable Pills, was himself afflicted with this COM
plant for upwards Of thiriyfve years, and that he
tried in vain every remedy prescribed within the
| whole compass Of the Msteris Mcdicz. He however,
at length tried the medicine which he offers 10 the
public and he cured 10 very short time, sitter his
recovery had been pronounced not onl y ,uprobsbe
/ but absolutely impossible, by an, human means.
DIRECTIONS FOR UsE--The Proprietor Of the
Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base and mer-
eensry practice Of the quaeks Of the day, n advising
persons 10 take his Pills IN large quantities No good
medicine possibly be required These Pills sse
10 be taken at bed time every night for week
night, according TO the obsiinsc Of the disease The
usual dose from TO 5, according TO the constitution
OF The person. Very delicate persons should begin
with bat two snd increase the nature Of the case
may require those robust OF very eostive ha
Il, may begin with 3, and increase 10 4or even s. and
they VII eject Sufficiently happy change 10 guide
The patient, IN their further Thee Pills sometm.
e. occasion ,iekne, aud vomiting though very seldom
unless the stomach very foul this howeves may he
eon,idered very favorable symptom, as the pntien,
VIII end himself at relieved, and BY perseyerepce
viii soon recover. They usually operate within 10 or
" hours and nsver give psin ualess the bowel, are
| very much escombered. They may be taken by the
most delicate females under any crcumstnnces-i, i,
however recommended that those 10 later period. Of
pregnsbey should take bot at time. and thu, con-
I Ia kRNO he has