Maumee City express. [volume] (Maumee City, Ohio) 1838-184?, 1839-03-02
GENERAL REMARKS RBLArlvE TO MorFAr's


appreciated for their extraordinary and imme-
date powers of restoring perfect health per
sons suffering under nearly every kind OF di-
sease to which the human frame is liable.
In many hundreds of certificated instances,
they have even rescued sufferers from the very
verge of an untimely grave, after all the de-
and to many thousands they have permanently
secured that uniform enjoyment of health,
without which itself is but partial blessing.
So great, indeed, has their efficacy invariably
and infallby proved, that it has appeared
scarcely less than miraculous to those who
were unacquainted with the beautifully pho-
sophical principles upon which they are COM
pounded, and upon which they consequently
act. It was to their manifest and sensible ac-
ton in purifying the springs and channels of
life, and enduing them with renewed tone
and vigor, that they were indebted for their
name, which was bestowed upon them at the
spontaneous request of several individuals
whose lives they have obviously saved.
The proprietor rejoices in the opportunity af-
forded by the universal diffusion of the daily
press for placing his Vegetable Life Pills with
in the knowledge and reach of every individual
in the community. Unlike the host OF pernl7
cious quackeries, which boast of Vegetable in
gradients, the Life Pills are purely and SOLELY
VEGETABLES, and contain neither Mercury, An
timony, Arsenic, nor any other mineral, in any
form whatever. They are entirely composed
of extracts from rare and powerful plants, the
virtues of which, though long known to several
Indian tribes, and recently to some eminent
pharmaceutical chimists, are altogether un-
known TO the ignorant pretenders OF medical
sience; and were never before administered IN
SO happily efficacious a combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the
coats of the stomach and bowels, the various
impurities and crudites constantly settling
around them; and to remove the hardened
faces which collect in the convolutlons OF the
small intestines. Other medicines only partl-
ally cleanse these, and leave such collected
masses behind, as to produce habitual costive-
ness, with all its train of evils, of sudden dar-
rhea, with its imminent dangers. The fact
is we'll known to all regular anatomsts, who
examine the human bowels after death and
hence the prejudice of these wel-informeC
men against the quack medicine of the age
The second effect of the Vegetable Life Pills j:
to cleanse, the kidneys and the bladder and BY
this means, the liver and the lungs, the health
4 fu action of which entirely depends upon tht
regularity of the urinary organs. The blood
which takes its red color from the agency o.
the liver and the lungs before it passes into
the heart, being thus purified by them, ant
nourished by food coming from clean sto
mach, course. freely through the veins, renewl
every part of the system, and triumphantly
mounts the banner of health in the blooming
F cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
rlety of human diseases, to which the Veg eta
Bile Life Pills are well known to be infallible
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing th
| first and second stomachs, and creating flow
Of pure healthy bile instead of the stale an
acid kind ;-Flatulency Palptation OF tn
Heart, Loss ofAppetite, Heartburn and Head
ache, Restlessness, Ill-temper, Anxiety, Ian
guor and Melancholy, which are the genera
symptoms Of Dyspepsia, will vanish, as ma
tural consequence of it's cure. Costiveness, b
. cleansing the whole length of the intestine
D with solvent process, and without violence
D all violent purges leave the bowels costlv
t within two days. Diarrh9a and Cholera, b
f removing the sharp acrid fluids by which thes
: complaints are occasioned, and by promoting
the lubricative secretion of the mucus mem
: brane. Fever of all kinds, by restoring th
blood to regular circulation, through the pro
cess of perspiration in some cases, and tn
thorough solution of all intestical obstruction
in others. The Life Pills have been known t
cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks
and Gout in half that time, by removing loca
infamation from the muscles and ligaments Q
the joints. Dropsles of all kinds, by freein
: and strene ethening the kidneys and bladder
$ they operate delightfully."- on theseinportant OF
gans, and hence have ever been found Gel
5 tain remedy for the worst cases of Gravel.-
: Also, Worms, by dislodging from the turning
I. of the bowels and slimy matter to which thes
u creatures adhere. Asthma and Consumption
j by relieving the air vessels of the lungs froI
= the mucus, which even slight colds will occa
: siou, which if not removed bee ONES hardened
q and produces those dreadful diseases. Scurvy
Q Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by the perfec
purity which these Life Pills giveto the bloot
and all the humors. Scorbutlc Eruptons, an
Bad Complexions, by theiraltcrative effect W
on the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid stat
of which occasions all Eruptive Complaint
Sallow, Cloudy, and other disagreeabe Con
plexions. The use of these pills for yer
short time, will effect an entire cure Of Sa
Rheum, Erysi2elas, and striking improve
: ment in the Clearness Of the Skin. Comno
Colds and Influenza, will always be cured ,
G one dose, or by two, even in the worst cases
e Piles,--as d remedy for this most distressin
i and obstinate malady, the Vegetable Life Pill
), deseive distinct and emphatic recommend
is ton. 1t is well known to hundreds in this c
tv. that the Proprietors Of these iuyaluab
It Pills, was himself afflicted with this complain
t. for upwards of thirty-fve years, and that !
a tried in vain every remedy prescribed with
j the whole compass Of the Materia Medica. Fl
however, at length, tried the medicine whit
he now offers to the public, and he was cure
in very short time, after his recovery ha