Maumee City express. [volume] (Maumee City, Ohio) 1838-184?, 1839-03-23
GENERAL RrmAnKs RRLArrvn TO MorrAr's

These medicines have long been known an
appreciated for their extraordinary and imme
date powers Of restoring perfecthealth to per
sons suffering under nearly every kind of di
sease to which the human frame is liable.
In many hundreds of certifcated instances
they have even rescued sufferers from the yer,
verge of an untimely grave, after all the de
ceptive nostrums of the day had utterly failed
and to many thousands they have permanent.
secured that uniform enjoyment of health
without which feitself but partiul blessing
So great, indeed, has their efficacy invariably
and infallibly proved, that it has appeared
scarcely less than miraculous to those wht
were unacguainted with the beautifully philo
oophical principles upon which they are com
pounded, and upon which they consequently
act. 1t was to their manifest and sensible ac
ton in purifying the springs and channels o
life, and enduing them with renewed tone
and vigor, that they were indebted for theil
name, which was bestowed upon them at the
spontaneous request of several individuals
whose lives they have obviously saved.
The proprietor rejoices in the opportunity af
forded by the universal diffusion of the daily
press for placing his Vegetable Life Pills with
in the knowledge and reach Of every individua
in the community. Unlike the host of perni-
cious quackeries, which boast of Vegetable in
gradients, the Life Pills are purely and SOLELY
VEGETABLE, and contain neither Mercury, An
tlmony, Arsenic, nor any other mineral, in any
form whatever. They are entirely composed
of extracts from rare and powerful plants, the
virtues of which, though long known to several
Indian tribes, and recently to some eminent
pharmaceutical chimists, are altogether un-
known to the ignorant pretenders of medical
silence; and were never before administered in
so happily efficacious a combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the
coats of the stomach and bowels, the various
impurities and crudties constantly settling
around them and to remove the hardened
teces which collect in the convolutions of the
small intestines. Other medicines only parti-
ally cleanse these, and leave such collected
masses behind, as to produce habitual costive-
ness, with all its train of evils, of sudden dar-
rhea. with it's imminent dangers. The fact
is well known to all regular anatomlsts, who
examine the human bowels after death and
hence the prejudice of these well. informed
men against the quack medicine ofthe age
The second effect ofthe Vegetable Life Pills is
% cleanse, the kidneys and the bladder and by
his means, the liver and the lungs, the health
u action of which entirely depends upon the
egularity of the urinary organs. The blood,
which takes its red color from the agency of
he liver and the lungs before it passes into
he heart, being thus purified by them, and
'ourished by food coming from clean sto-
mach, course. freely through the veins, renews
very part uf the system, and triumphantly
MOUNTS the banner of health in the blooming
heck.
The following are among the Distressing va
lety Of human diseases, to which the Veg eta
lie Life Pills are well known TO be infallibe
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
rst and second stomachs, and creating flow
f pure healthy bile instead of the stale and
cid kind ;-Flatulency, Palpitation of the
leart, Loss ofAppetite, Heartburn and Head
che, Restessness, Il-temper, Anxiety, Lam
uor and Melancholy, which are the general
ymptoms Of Dyspepsia, will vanish, as a ma
lral consequence of its cure. Costiveness, by
eansing the whole length of the intestines
nth solvent process, and without violence
'ilhin two days. Diarrh@a and Cholera, by
smoving the sharp acrid fluids by which these
omplaints are occasioned, and by promoting
le lubricative secretion of the mucus mem
rane. Fever of all kinds, by restoring the
ood toa regular circulation, through the pro-
sss OF perspiration in some cases, and the
borough solution of all intestical distractions
others. The Lille Pills have been known to
ire rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
ID Gout in half thatdime, by removing local
famation from the muscles and ligaments of
le joints. Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing
Id Strengthening the kidneys and bladder
ey operate delightfully."- on these Important or
ans, and hehce have ever been found GER
in remedy for the worst cases of Gravel
lso, Worms, by dislodging from the turnings I
the bowels and Shiny matter to which these
eatures adhere. Asthma and Consumption,
, relieving the air vessels of the lungs from I
e mucus, which even slight colds will occa- {
on, which if not removed becomes hardened, |
ID produces those dreadful diseases. Scurvy,
cers, and Inveterate Sores, by the perfect
rity which these Life Pills give to the blood,
ID all the humors. ScorbutIc Eruptons, and q
I'd Compilations, by their Alternative effect up b
the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid state z
which occasions oil Eruptive Complaints,
low, Cloudy, and other disagreeable Com v
,xions. The use of these pills for very e
ort time, will effect an entire cure of Salt !,
leum, Erysioelas, and a striking improve t
INT in the Clearness of the Skin. Common n
Ids and Influenza, will always be cured by
g dose, or by two, even in the worst cases.
es,--as remedy for this most distressing
d obstinate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills
serve distinct and emphatic recommends
n. II is well known to hundreds in this ci-
that the Proprietors OF these invaluable
Is, was himself afflicted with this complaint ii
upwards of thirty-fve years, and that he tt
ed in vain every remedy prescribed within y
, whole compass of the Materia Medica. He
weyeD at length, tried the medicine which
now offers to the public, and he was cured
a very short time, after his recovery had
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