The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1839-01-01
MOFF.AI' S LIFE PILLS and PHENLX
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.MOFF.4I' S LIFE PILLS and PHOENIX
BiI'1 ERS.
MA CONTRAST. All nations, from the
moest ages, have had ships, but Columbus only
found the way To Amcrlea. Before the uine oi
the great Spanish navigator, people were only en-
abied paddle about the shores. Just so wit the
Life Medicines 1t is but two short years since
first ventured upon an unknown ocean, and nave
discovered the precious obj was in search Of
HEALTH. Vegetable medicines were indeed
known when | commenced my search, but theii
use BY the use of them, have NOT only
passed from the detected invalid TO the hale, hearty
and active man of business, but, comparatively
speaking, have renewed my youth. can thus,
with cofdence in my own experience, advise WIN
nv fellow -ciitizens. Does the reader want proof
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES are
suitable to his own case' have OF file my Office,
SAG Broadway hundreds OF letters from some of the
most respectable citizens Of this my native land
Voluntarily offered in testimony of the virtues Of
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ru-
med by the''n- infabe' minerapr para.ions "t the
day, will bear witness, that the Life Medicines
and such only, are the true course 10 permanent
good health JOHN MOFFAT.
GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MoFFArs LIFE
FILLS AND PnENIx BIrTEKs
These medicines have long been known and APP
preclaed, for their extraordinary and immediate
powers of restoring perfect health TO persons suffer
ing under nearly every kindot disease to which the
human frame is liable
In many hundreds of certhcaled instances, they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge of
an untimely grave, alter all the deceptive nos,rums
of the day have utterly failed; and I" many thou
sands they have permanent, secured that uniform
enjoy ment of health, without winch ilieltself is
but a partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and in!aby proved, that it has
appeared scarcely less Than miraculous to those
who were unacqualmted with the beautifully philo-
sophica principles upon which they are compound
ed, and upon which they consequently act. 1t was
to their manifest and sensible action in purifying
the springs aud channels of life, and enduing them
tl,, .I,.,
debted for their name, which was bestowed upon
them at the spontaneous request of several indIvd
uas whose lives they had obviously saved.
The proprietor r'joces in tho opportunity afford
ed by the universal ctins"u of the daily press. for
placing this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
The knowledge and reach of every individual in
the community. Unlike the host of pernicuus
ouackeries. hch boast Of vegetable ingredients the
Life Pills are purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, aud
containing neither Mercury, Anthony, Arsenic,
nor any other mineral, in any form whatever. They
are entirely composed OF extracts from rare aud
powerful plants, the virtues of which, though long
known to several Indian tribes, and recently 10
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to med
ical science; and were never before administered III
so happily efficacious a continuation
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels. the various impurities
aud crudities constantly settling around Them aud to
remove the faces which collect in the cOnvO lutIons
Of the small intestines Other medicines only par
tialy cleanse these and leave such collected masses
behind, as produce habltua cosiiveness with al!
its train of evils or sudden diarrhoea with its imi.
nent dangers. This fact is we'll known 10 all reg
ular anniomsts who examine the human bowels
after DEATH and hence the prejudice OF these well
informed men against the quack medicines of the
age The second effect ofthe VEGETABLE LIFE
FILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder
and by this means, the liver and the lungs the
healthu action of which entirely depends upon the
regularity Of the urinary organs The blood which
takes its red color from the agency of the liver and
lungs before it passes into the heart, being thus pu-
riied by them, and nourlshed by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins
renews every part of the system, and triumphanty
mounts the banner of health in the blooming cheek
The following among the distressing variety
of human diseaseso which the Vegetable Life Pills
are well known to be iniailible-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale aud acrid kind;
-FTatuency, PaipitatiOn Of the Heart, Loss Of Ap-
petite, Heartburn and Head'ache Resttessness, ~
temyer .Anaietg, Langu0r, and .McLanchOLy, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish,
as a natural consequence of its cure. CoSttUenesS,
by cleansing The whole length OF the intesnes with
n solvent process, and without violence; all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within two davs |
Diarrhoea and ChO'era,by removing the sharp acrd
fluids by which these complaints are accustomed,
and by promoting the lnbricative secretion of the
muscus membrance. FeoerS ot ell kinds by restor-
ing the blood to regular circula.:on through the
process of pespration in some cases, and the thor
ough solution of all Intestinal distractions in others.
The LIFE FILLS nave neen known 10 cure RheH- |
natisn permanently in three weeks, and Gout in
half that time, by removing local inflammation from
the muscles and ligaments of the joints Dropsics
of all Kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kid
news and bladder they operate most delightfully."-,
on these important organs, and hence have ever
been found certain remedy for the worst cases of
GraoeL. Also, Worms. iromils lodging from the
turnings of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; Asthma and Consumption,
by relieving the air vessels of the lungs from the
mucus, which even slight colds will occasion w hch
if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful diseases. SourUy Ulcsrs and IHoei-