Maumee City express. [volume] (Maumee City, Ohio) 1838-184?, 1839-05-18

Tan AuVerllSeT-tnny Ills FhauOW never ne
Iess than by 0!--is most indubitably a
most savngely happy fellow. How sweetly
10 the bright buds of hope swell and burst
forth in their gnyest colors before his vision!
How gaily does he dream that his stinted
meal Of anticipation--that especial food
! rinters-s transformed into substantial
repast of the solids oflfe! Doth his Dolly
wax Iat?-straitway he dreameth of steam
ing pork steaks most ordorlfcrous to the
smell and most tasteful to the palate. Doth
hiS gayding fourish?--foythwith teasts his
Imagination on the mealy richness of fra
grant roast potatoes He standeth in the
door of his shantee and lookelh forth upon
his dOminons, and forests ofacegita les start
up before his mental eye He surveye, h
his growing bullets and falleth to counting
future cbicklngs of mothers innocent Of a
cackle! Sweet, sweet delusions Of fancy
as yet unclaimed by the cold iron of expert
ence! Bright bright offspring of heart al
unhackneyed in the chilly ways of bleak
world! Hlppy hnppy illusions Of joy
GUS soul whose dreams are all beautiful and
all reality.
Tho editor has lately had an especial
windllll and as the said wndtall was
the means of giving an additional FL
lip to his imaginative powers, we have
amused ourselves in pictrring the pro-
gress of events that ushered into the world
the following epithalmatory effusion, which
we shall give, illustrated with our own
notes 2arenthetical
View him seated on his editorial stool
now lie stretches out his leg-now lie
scratches behind his CARLOW nibbles n it,
tie Of the frosting on beautiful piece of
brides cRkc--sezes the bottle Of wine in
one hand and his pen in the other--ips tile
former, dips the latter and begins
IATEREsTrNG IATELLlGENCG.--7he he Ma n
qrestioH srtthd--sigha! OictOry IF upid--
Two weddings, and two pounds Of pound
cake, fresh, fine and frosted. (Nibbes at
piece Of the cake.)
MiRRIED--At WpterviIle. or the 7th
in,,. by the Rev, Wesley Brock Mr.. HEN
IRYL. WU ID. Of Toledo ia Miss SARAH
VAN FL EFT. dau.,hter ot II I'm Yu, hIoDi
Eso. Of thn former plnce. flakes a I,.nvv
bu at the bottle, and draws lone breath
II IS pood. friend Woop
Thus for kindred souls to meet.
For thourh not in the ,o,u
Yet v9n've surolv ;o;naG Tho F,rrr
And beside, to the bTde.
We send n henr,v prretinr.
And wish that her ;nvs
Like her name. NAV NOT be FLrrr-,nc
Feels yerv much exhausted and d;vss
into the soliSs and fluids tremendously
At WnynesIield. an thc hth bv the same
Mr.. CORNtLIUS VAN FT,Nitr SON NJ
Col. .Naibia, Pam FprL 10 Miss JJJIJA
ANN RIJNYAN nfthn .nms nl,re
With ,,h of the ob,vr notices wr receiv-
ed liberal allowance of assorted specimens
from the bridal feast. in cousiderp;i II whore.
OF, we do herebv fen, ,cr mt, ,I,e resnectivc.
parties, lateral and collateral. spyerollv
and collectively. our most SINCERE and hcnI-
ty wish fir ,htIr future and ab,dlnp prosper-
iy and happiness (Brgns to feel very lib
efnl y rs go a '' h's, but rather won"erS
ropiJlv d",nrm'uo ",ro"ar e"to d. S,,,, o.hin
very phlIanthropic.) .N0ta Bs.a.-For ,he
Iaudable purpose and intent of promoting
'ne iurtner con mission Of natrImnny IN TINS
.,TI"s' W. T a"u 1''e'cuy eAte'a'"s the empire
throw of b,cbelorism, we haJ m,de elnbn.
rate and pInanthropic ARA; gem,nts for an
Ind!scrlminlte dl tr'bulion Of the above
u mou Tyi'p''s "i 'ie 'cOst OF Love- 10 tne
nlnre ceno,Yv. nj,ro 70 ,nnro.a ] faish "
his me, and the rood things topether. then
wipes his mouth and raps out the following
oure-lareF; windllg OF with tail as poetl-
-6ni-- conlnund the mice! Before we had
time to-mature regular and equiiab bic plan
OF apportlonment--prest, there wasn't
piece left so big as tile little end of that ~. !
llowbet, we may say to those who did re-
celve part aud parcel of these matrimonial
offetings--may their dreams be of happi-
ness, and their brightest visions fulfilled,
0 brother Smead! Enter no more into