Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1839-11-07

those OF SanGulnc disposition.
From The ~ O. Picayuns.
\ Row--;ts Cause and Consequence!
ancs Slavrn, his better half Susan, and his
would be better half, Caiharine McWilams,
were arrested bv the watch on Sunday night
lin Cons ancr street, for disturbing the peace o!
that quier and noiseess neighhorhoof.
James was dumpy, eood-natured looking
little fellow with dangling devl' peepIng
out from the corner Of his greyish eyes, and q
face as Wholesome md healthy looking as II he
were destined to be an ocogenaran. He wore
la straw hat with shattered brim, blue round
about, hat stood in need ofbrushng, colored
COZ on shirt, that wanted an introduction to
mangle, cot,onades that were not SHsPpnaed
thoagh, like the money market, they were fteh'
owing to tn pressure of a waist belt imncdi
lately over Jemmy's hips, Susan stoad IN n
Irhp bonnet, sans all kind of rigging IN the
shape of rbbands, and u tartan cloak, thai
would have made an ample scarf for Helen
McGregor. She looked thin and care worn
whilst the third oF the firm, Mrs McWilllams
appeared STAT, fair, AMI about forty" SusaI
HAD long been Of opinion that an intimacy exls
ted between her could man" and Mrs. McWIl
Ilams which the relative condition OF the par
lres did not warrant, and which The convemen
rules OF society iorhd.sss
"Traes light air. are to the guilty mind
| Confirmation strong as proofs OF holy writ"
IND as Susan. on Sunday night, found Jemm,
and Mrs. McWirams touching gIasses togeth
or discussing the merits Of small bottle o
fourth proof brandy, and Of matters AMI thng
| IN general at the same time, 1t vas to her
.patpabIe to the VISION" that her suspcl M
ere not gruunless nor unounded. She lis
lenetl, aud lhus ran their conversation.
Fake title OF that, Mrs McWilllams; laia
it does u body good some tlmes-drnk II o.
before that ould woman Of mine comes IN, Of
she'll kick up d. OF II muss entirely. b,
gngs,y, as she grows ouIl she grows peevsh.'
well Jemny," said rs. McWlIIams, ex
ten.Iing OUT her arm, glass in hand, and hob
nobing with mmy, "why then, in roth, Jen
my, il is yourself that's the good man--lts yo'
that's abe to arm dAcent bread for any woman
and i, was the sorry day for you, that you CIV
er me, with that grdirontaced, goo1'lor-no'h
ing thing, Susan"
40. the ID a.day's luck or grace ha'
since, Mrs. WilIiams--sure il was that mrs
made me take to the dhrinkln."
"And besides she was 80 ouIj, said Ms. NC
Williams.
cave, and between yourself and myself nn'
he wall" said Jim y,w!nking his dexter eye
Mrs. New iIamS, she was SO ugly doh
know how it vas, she first pun her comshPtaei
on me, but must be out of my slnses or s'hrucl
by the good people, Qaires,) for 'pon my sow
III always hated her as do Inc temperance soci
ETY. or the lngish goyernment."
"Well Jimmy, arah," said Mrs. Mac, "w
have all our troubles aud our grasses, an
that wife OF yours, tho lordy knows, IL trouOl
enough 10 brake tho heart OF any one"
~ ou!d'u, it have been Il happy day, Mrs
u New llums," SAID jimmy, casting leer
Iher, watch meant something, 81 you and mt
one another when We were young?--it's
that would live quiet ana comfortable togeher'
"Wetl, jimmy, since there's no help tor nI'
Iorunr, as tho girI sail when her milk pitcl
Iers was broke, believe there's lot in maria
! rrs; sure # lnere wasn't, I'D never be tied I
=. Itnat three h.'puncn worth Of a man OF mine
: .3ut here's may all our misfortune be ochIn
US, jimmy"
: Tho sane to YOU, Mrs. Mack" says Jimmy
finish that before Susan comes in, or % 90
the house. will DO TOO small TO hould hcr--los
lit oil, its wake"
They were once moro about iouching ga'
sps, when Susan rushed in with tho i'npe'''os
! " with which Damon returns 10 save INC u,
$ Of Pythus The fourth proof bran ~ was n'd
to how ON the floor; Mrs. McWllliams was m "a
+ to dy ont, and Jenny was made to fly about, Q
! nimhly as Bedouln Arab Ito took ehe'e
behind the door, bu, was driven IRON MS pos
c tion--took refuge under a table, but was route
O from here; mado temporary iortross o.
pair Of chairs, but they were RACED 10 u
Inround! Mrs. McWilinms returned as an a
a my of reserve, and they wore all three eng
ued in one melee when conservafor OF y
! peace, in tho shape Of Charley, como up al
proclaimed peace in the name Of y
j people, and by virtue Of tho authority 10 ~ y.
! vested. Finding tho belligorenta so nnm'no,
; Of his official mandate, no resorted to tho W