Morning herald., 1839-07-02

All the loafers that are to ride will rise about six
and buy some corn to feed their horses, and then
black their boots.
The military will rise about the same time, and
brssh up their muskets and caps and brass buttons
and after hasy breakfast assemble al their stations
BY seven clock all the miscellaneous loafers will
be taking their morning horn at the three cent grog
shops, drinking TO the presidents health.
About O'Clock all the young aad old ladies of the
city, the female locofocos IN particular will be teas
their parents and unces and brothers, to take them
out and see the president
Between and 10 o'clock all the rowdies and butt
enders and indomitabes will assemble and organize
In squads and march towards lammany Hall, after
stopping at i've or six grog shops TO get drink.
Al 10 O'Clock all the well dressed members of the
Convention, will assemble at Tammnny Hail. and
move in procession TO the City Hall, where they will
join the Committee of the Common Council, and the
Committee of Officers of the Militia, and the whole
will then repair board the steamboat provided by
the Convention of Citizens. Each person included
in this arrang cement will be furnished with ticket,
the presentation OF which wili procure admtance
board the steamboat and to the saloon of Castle Car
den.
The General Committee and the invited guests " i'll
also assemble at Tammany Hall at 10 O'Clock A. Nj,
and under the escort OF the committee appointed for
that purpose, will proceed to Castle Garden.
AT III o'clock, Orator Edmonds, the President Of
the Convention, and the Committee OF Reception,
will receive the Mayor of the City, the General
Committees and the invited guests at Castle Garden
Major General Sandford Commanding the First
Division of Artillery, and Major General Lloyd,
commanding Divisionof Infantry, will take post in
line on the Battery, at IL o'clock at noon.
Captain Chapmans corps of Veteran Artillery will
then appear duty and fire salute.
military corps will be detailed for duty in Castle
Garden, guard of honor the entrance of the
President.
10000 loafers, of all ages and sizes and descrp-
tons will also assemble the Battery, an
Independent Guard of Honor for his Republican
Majesty.
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detailed to do the shouting and hallooing.
A respectable number of female locofocos will be
detailed, and stationed at the several windows up
Broadway, Chatham street, the Bowery, Broome
street, and Chambers street, to wave white handker
chiefs, shake their ssft curls, and smile sweety upon
the bald head OF his Satanic-we mean Serene De-
mocratc Majesty, who will hold his hat in his hand
and look unutterable things
due proportion of young devils and Imps of Sa-
tan, will be dispersed along the line to eer and chuc
kle at his Serene Republican Highness and to cheer
him
Exactly as the clock strikes twelve the President
and his suite including the several committees in at
tendance, will be received board the steamboat
Jersey City The boat will be appropriately deco
with flags and provided with band of music, and
plenty of cologne water. ". Il No smoking, nor
chewing nor swearing allowed on board the boat
But there will bs great shaking Of hands, and push
ing and crowdingan pulling up of shirt collars, and
pushing up of hair and whiskers The boat, upon
leaving the Jersey shore, will make circuit in the
Bay during which il is expected that salutes will be
fired from Bedlow's Island, Governors Island, the
United Ssates ship North Carolina. and other ships
in harbor. n. b. If the firngis not loud enough, no
promotions will take place for two years.
The Landing in Ne,c York-The steamboat will
then approach the landing at Castle Garden and the
President will land uadera salute from the troops on
duty upon the Battery, and a tremendous shouting
from the greasy throats Of the butt-enders and ndo
mitables.
There will Immediately bea great sh 10 the Castle
Garden gates, the officers will all be knocked down.
the sovereign mob VIII rush over the bridge and in
all probability break it down.
The President wall then be escorted, in company
with his suite, and the committee in attendance, TO
the saloon of Castle Garden He will be received
with appropriate honors BY the company on duty at
the entrance oi the Castle and after this great deal
more shouting, and squeezing and crowding, and
tearing Of old clothes and swearing
Y ron reaching the saloon, he will be addressed by
the Chairman oi the Convention Edmonds, on be-
half of the citizens. lie will then be introduced 10
the Mayor c the city, aaA the Chairman or the Joint
Committee Of the Common Council, Messrs. Varan
and Talmadse. lie will grasp their hands very cor.
daily and ask after the health Of both their wives
ana children, without stopping TO inquire ii they have
any.
After all this humbug and folly, and nonsense is
got through with, there will be a tremendous effort
made TO make lane for the President TO reach the
Barbary courser, Arab" hired Of Roulston for
this special occasion, at 81 75 per day.
-Four butt-enders will hold the horse whilst the
shouting will be greater than when Mordecai was
first mounted by King Ahasuerus.
The president Will mount his horse in the arena Of
Castle Garden and ride round it, to try his hand
and seat before he ventures out on the Battery.
VIXEN IN IuEted his two lords in waiting Mr. Wa
rian and Mr. Edmonds, will ok on and admire his
Exceiiency's riding IN manner and form precisely
As here renresentcd:-