Columbus Democrat., 1839-07-20
JOS 5 LEAEE

TS 'o' " - ''''eu"s 10 meet amOnr ON.
hteal opponents, with some few. who s,.
enough to avow themselves 10 Be (eder,g.,.
occurred very recently,wheD we heard og.r,.
OF high honor and respectablity of lba, 9a,,,
denim IN the most unqualified terms ,ho ...
ton Of the name of wings by those vboo,.
the Administration, expressing al the s,ns
his conviction, that as party, they Wele Tss.
asts in principles, aud that It would bs n'..
honorable for them 10 sail under Their t-us M
cal ensign-.N. Caroliaian.
They say that the fellow employed down .,a
squeeze tar out OF pitch pine knots, unae,,o,L
squeeze truth out of whig, AMI gave Il uns,
Possihle--he said there was none in I'm.
MATRIMONIAL ApvENTuRE.--Anu,,,
leled matrimonial adventure has taken pac. a
ring the last week in Dudley AMI Wngo =,
tent smoke bottle maker, few years ago NJ
his addresses to Mrs, Bradley in Binrs,
street, Dudley, but after long intimacy lie 5r,.
ed iaIthless, and few weeks ago commeo,,
paying his addresses to Mrs Lane, Of he San,
town. Mrs Lane happening TO be on term,
friendship with her fair rival, was determine
punish Nh Wragg for his lailhIessness Fevs
ing to receive his addresses with tenderness. d,
consented that the bans of marriage should h
published in Wordsley church, and being eyp.
rienced IN the forms necessary to be undergou
she undertook TO have them published heyse
This she did; but instead of giving her own name
she gave that Of Mrs Lydia Bradley. 80 fatal
went well but the difficulties to be oyercon,
were greater; the morning for the celehmla
came, and with 1t came Mr. Wragg 10 the hoa
Of his new love. Mrs Lane received him Nh
smiles, ready aiired in her wedding dress, and ~
formed him that if he would wait ten minutes
whilst she made some little preparations and PVT
on her veil, she would accompany him. Ss
then went up stairs and transferred her wedIlg
garments TO Mrs Bradley, who descended doi
velled and decorated for The ceremony Is
customary in Dudley for the bridegroom to lead
the way TO church, accompanied by the brides.
maid, the father and bride bringing up the corirgs.
In this order the party arrived at church The
ceremony was entered upon; aye, and such ua,
the modest trepdallon of poor Wragg, that be
went throughout without raising his eyes OF 10
tlcing that the name of his bride was Lydn Brad.
ley, and not Nancy Lane. After leaving the a.
tar, recovering his spirits, the gay Benedict a.
tempted to steal a kiss. He was successful, ta,
what words can depict his astoni.hment, his 10
dlgnatlon, TO behold the face was not Nancy's ha
Lydla's The sequel only remains to be toli
the bridegroom. who had been audibly cousong
himself upon the prospects Of being "independ
ent for life" with Mrs Lanes property, sougt
instant redress by applying to on attorney, Ahsi
the gentleman of the law told him that his only
remedy was an application for a divorce, but he
would not be answerabe for the amount OF The
costs; so faithless Mr. Wrag has been Obliged %
put up with his misfortune, TO the no small amui.'
ment Of the whole town. London paper.
Laughable. "A young belle Of our city hrv'
ing heard pretty little song, sung by The Mss
Shaws, at the Philadelphia Museum, ermea
ave loved each other because We had nothing
else to do determined to procure it, and for ihl
purpose, stepped into fashionable music store
in Chestnut street. A young gentleman was BE-
hind the counter, buslly engaged, with bis Ps'
when the young lady enquired Pray sr ha''
you nothing else 10 dol" The gentleman jump
ed from his desk as if electrihed--he siamm''
ed-looked confused, and replied "Ye-yes--
n--n--no--nohing else to do, Miss" ~
blushing maiden was so amused with the !ooS
the bewlldered youth, that, no lorger able TO CON
tain her merrlment, she pressed her bandSeIcA'
to her laughing lips, and vanished, ere tne geO
tleman had fairly recovered from his shock
Philadelphia l. s. co.
An Industrious Wife" Who." says Cob0cN
in his third letter Of Advice 10 Young Men =
to tell whether girl will make an industrious o
woman! How is the purblInd lover, esPee'u.
able 10 determine whether che, whose smles a''
dimples, and whose bewitching lips, have 0.'lo'
bereit him of his senses-how is be able 70 luus'
from any thing he can see, whether the oflO'''
object will be industrious or lazy Nys"'e
ry difficult There are says Maccn' 'ceT@'
outward signs, which if attended to WIN tu'
will serve as pretty sure guides, flIs' " ~
find the tongue lazy, you may be nearly sure ~ u
hands aud feet are the same. BY lazineS' u y.
tongue do not mean silence. 90 no1 He'
absence Of talk, for that in most cases w.
good, but mean slow and soIt u!e'aDl',
sort Of singing on the words instead o. 'Pe'@'7
them-a sort of letting the words ia'I ou' q
they were sick at the stomach. The prohO0e.'
ton of an industrious person is generally q-,'
and distinct, and the voice, if not strong "'"l
least No. masculine, as feminine as pu's'S.,
not croah nor a bav but q quick 0's9"s y
sound voice. Look little at the laboTs =" - y
teeth, for these correspond with the o'nei na mon
bers of the body, and see her work on O1't ~ 4
chop and BIT of bread and cheese anu ~ y
deal quickly with these, you have Prev IN H.
security for that industry without which W. W. !
a burden instead Of help. Another mar !,
industry 10 quick STEP and somewhat h'ss ,t,b
tread, showing that the foot comes Gown N'S
hearty good will DO not Ike, nor e''' =
like, your ssuntering, soft stepping sa. ;,
move as if thew were perfectly 'ndf'''T
th, rappit