Columbus Democrat. [volume] (Columbus, Miss.) 18??-18??, 1839-12-21
From the IVeekh Record

The author Of the subioned article laIes 50 mar
liberties with grammar shews such an utter din
gard of the rules Of composition, altoges
manilests such disposition TO domneer over con
mon sense as can, Of at alb only be found in b
organs of the party claiming among other go
things, call the talents" The plaR, is eyIderib
tended TO be categorical, 1T substance, 10 be wits
and the tout en- semJie to be "wcrry ,egt,
upon the democrats. TIE language is only
executed by the psi'a, which yacciiatlng with d
heller skelter, rumble tumble, roundabout bnu.
which tho reader IS carried in approaching il k.a
him in great dubiation whether therete pah', n
or whether theIe il not a dozen Of nem,at tie a5s
1t is perfect Ebony and Topaz affair tous
that's fat =" neither fish, nor flesh, nor gu3 re-
herring;" but il may be all very cool oySgy
notwithstanding, and the WMggies may lind l5r
dance of beauty, and good sense, and even "Aa,
English" in it, for aught we know; nevefiic@
we acknowledge ourscIf 10 be bothered IN ileFE|
Uses.
Just think for moment, gcalle reader, d
murder Of a child by an unnatural father Aa
who can commit no offence because it Is "aN
innocent who is scarcely able 10 lisp the name
SIRE" Mercy on uS-a male child at tlat-
| 10 bad-yery. Our soul is filed win aDhofu'a
our human Indignation is aroused--outlagedm Hi
| ity shouts in our cars, and quverS IN We q.A
tween our fingers. --But,-n The next @la
| tins child is multiplied into children his dadll
| daddies these little lnnoceniS' I've sbai al'
| The plural for The sake Of convcHience) demons
ted to have been baptized in the waleTsd fe /
ton" and yet nevertheless TO have no @us-
Stockings The daddles send them (althauga w
| n ,.a,, gsn t.ffF
forth into the world" 10 do business on ,lyf 4
hooks.-Are well pleased with their clldrfn Z
cause they are "dutliul, and lie daddes !, ",
said, by stroke Of unparalleled and True ~
genius, being tranmogrifed into Democrats !,
bue" @ their hands "not in The blood SS /.
author, but in The rags OF those your De1'~ I
spring" LA
| Whcw so there is no murder--no actaa ~
ding of blood after all only a mere cullhs "~'
ers--a slight shredding of of superndne's! I
cumbrancss. So glad, --Ahem! But row % i
epen democrats can make child, ch,ldFft--G'.s
daddies,--have innocent children ,cithold Soaa :
yet b. guilty of the folly Of bGptl.iRg tAM n.
ciaIly in the waters of corruption love ue ~,
said children, and then "imbue' ther manu- .
bundle OF old rdgs,--and yet be guilty o. E VI
| which derives its name from the doipgs Of w =
| rant Nero,--we say, how democrats can Do 'I
things, surpasses our comprehension PefiaF 4
editor win explain In the meantime read bs ~
Gle, which we take the liberty Of calling
A LITERARY CURIOSITY
ISFANrlcIpE.--'rhe murder Of child y NV
natural father is probably the most odo' ~, N.
| that parent can commit. And, wheh ".-.
the wultv wretch receives nor deserves tlR eoI.
srration Of the world at the yard-arm .J1
lows, but all feel that worse late even SUI
fal him and, that If possible, he should . Z n
suffer the pangs of dozen deaths WIZ tsSl !, 4
suffers one. Nor is il possible ior cu.u s,,b
are. to commit an act so gross as 10 H'e'h 4
end at the hands Of him who has c@us a, us
breathe existence, much less little 'apo''"
scarcely able 10 lisp The name Of his SIG
And. reader, would YOU believe il, tue 49, -
are all guilty of this abomlnab.e sill, ,osspss
their own children-not those, hoEe1e, bsrsf
souls, but those, strange as Il may - ooony
souls, but nevertheless their eS' Lac
avowed children, in whom iiey a'V "a III dr
and sent forth into the worid d. ~ L,r;a, Z
sons, in whom there was no haFn al'e. sn5 .,
,ised Them in The reters If coTrup''ona.' aa ~.
them with the cross of democracy. on I, I'D
natural parentsl why Undue your nam .hos.
rate-not in the blood, but in the rags q l,.,df
beloved offspring. Cease from y"o, 'osr to
ouity, and receive them once mere y -
embraces--6r they are yours
\ The ray il ,rorks.-" Hey iaeTe Ia ~
you'd pay me dat half dollar wal Wv
der day." l,Syr
"Cant do ii, SambO--pve sHsP'na,s'a
"What for you suspend braek s' ,,n IN I
over dat half dollar, or ! got Out POss'~
fore SOON c.A.,oaj
~ say, can't do tide China &C. /. b
forbid de eating OBJ any more OPIUM me
rascal, and can'tno more deem ny ~, al
! can do to protect de profession ,e,,s.r
: cree is repealed. den resume--h0, u
: "Gosh otmighty! Debll take az 81
: son, General China. and ail de re'' ~ 40
t Treasury menl The cOunirY's iu'D''
hoke; dsts al shsut N.s