Madison Whig advocate. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 1839-1841, 1839-12-28
Predictions for the ,eai,sso.

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! ful one-to every old maid VII gets mar
! ried.
Throughout the whole codse Of the
year, whenever the moon t&nes the
night will grow dark.
Those who have debts to nv, and no
cash, will lose their credit.
1t is probable that if theras no bust
ness doing, people wlil comp'dn of hard
times, but it is certain tha, hose who
hang themselves will escap, starving to
dealh Any man who sends taste r
than he earns will not be lcher at the
end of the year than he wa at the be-
ginning, which is more ceriap still. He
that biles oil his own nose orfurns poll
tlcian, will act like a fool, dd that Is
| the most certain of all.
Many man Will get rich this year
in "a dream.
The present session of Congress will
be one of uncommon interest and i'm
portance. This cannot fail OF beng
true, because II has been said every year
regularly, ever since we have had a re-
membrance.
If dandles wear their boards there
Will be less work for the BARRIERS. lie
thing 10 sneeZe at.
Ii the incumbent of "a fat Office should
die, there viii be a score OF feet read Z to
step into one pair Of shoes. If any old
mIser dies, it viii occasion the shedding
of many tears-that .'live IN an onion. =
He who marries during this year will
run a great rIsk-thal is, If he does it in
a hurry. lie who steals a match will
make tattlers gossip and gel himself into
a scrape.
He that is pennyIess this year will not
grieve much at the fall of stocks. He
who grows old without growing wise,
will be a long time coming to years of
discretion. He who wants to borrow
money will know the value of it. tie
who laughs at his own dull Jokes, or
hunts for a cat with three legs, or be-
comes candidate for office, will rival
honest Dogberry, and be content TO
write himself an ass"
There will be more books published
this year than Will find purchasers;
more rhymes written than will find
readers; and more bills made than will
find payers.
Whoever is in love this year will
think his mistress an angel. Whoever
gets married, will find out whether it be
true.
If any young lady should happen to
blush, or basic turkey this year, she
will look red in the face. If she dreams
of young man three nights in success
sion il will be sign of something If
she dreams OF him four times, or have
the tooth ache, it is ten to one that she
is long time getting either Of them out
of her head.
If man builds house this year with
out counting the cost, he will know more
at the end of his undertaking than at
the beginning.
If any one jumps overheard, without
knowing how 10 swim, it Is two TO one
that he gets drowned If any one lends
an umbrella, it is ten 10 one that he is
obliged to 60 home in the rain for his
pains.
There will be great noise about the
country-wheneve it thunders; and a
great dust will be kicked up-by coach
horses-unIess the roads are macadam |
sed
Whoever runs in debt this year will
be dunned. Whoever hires money out
Of the bank will be in no hurry TO see
he last day of grace. Whoever is out
At the elbows will think of a tailor
w hoover is high upon the score and low
N the pocket, viii think Of the Deputy
Sheriff.
Whoever makes the discovery that
he world is gwen to lying. will do what
Jack Faistafr has done before him.
Many an old sinner will resolve to
urn over new leaf this year, bat the
lew leaf will turn out blank. Many
fond fool will jump into honey pot
md find il musiard-wiihout being able
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Many things will be wondered at this
-ear. and turn out not 10 be miracles---I
dany great man will tell fine story
0 which Mr.. Burchcli would have SAID
'Fudge.n
Finally. we are Of opinion that this =