Piney Woods planter. (Liberty, Mi. [i.e. Miss.]) 1838-1840, 1839-03-23

Inc following toast was given
providence, on the 4th July, by Abe
Green, Esq.,-'Freedom of consrienc
wherever it is enjoyed; may ever
man have religion enough ofkis or
to be willing not to NEEDLE with thu
ofhis neighbors'.'
Alack.a-day cried an old SAWYER
nearing the loss ola load OF grindstones
the times were dull enough before. bu
no" suppose they will be duller tina,
II Conical Sign Boe-a.-Upon III,
door OF a house in an old street II
London, coupled by 4 father and son,
me former ablacksmith and publican,
the latter a barber, appears board
with the following inscription:
y. Burnet Il Son; Blacksmith and
BARRIERS work done here, horse sbev;ng
and shayeing, locks mended and hair
curied, bleeding and teeth drawing.
ana other farriery werk. All sorts Of
sPirat. and malt Iickers, akordinr to
the late klmical act, and licensed to be
drunk on the premises. N. B.-TaIs
notice my wife keeps scool and takes in
-needle work, and polite arts, also wash.
ing; teaches reading and riting, and
ana other longwitches and has assistant.
= rekwired to lurn horritory, SOWING rhe
Matthewmatticks e. all other fasbiona.
Die diwarshuns.
- 4 ~ OF. natiOe.-'Be asy honey said
! PADDY o'kaflaraty one day to Yankee
from Nantucket. 'AintI as big native
as YOURSELF ye blackguardq Amt Nan
tneket separated by a narrow hit ofl
scather from the States, and aint old Ire
separated only by larger Bit Of the
same say?' VI"
Tutor Iat.-As once happy connie
sat down to dinner, well cooked calls
mead was laid on the table. The ladv {
VINO was carving asked her husband #
ne would have any 6fthe brains. "a abe
Wrought he wanted some. No INV
love. ne replied, but I'll take some Of ,
tne tongue, as ! think you have too
much
Small Mislake.--sI believe Won arc
a misanthrope," said an old gentleman
70 a young lady in a stage COACH -
Miss Ann Thrope! assure you sir. YOU
are mistaken; am married woman ~ =
Baldam's Ssoord. 1.-THE keeper of a mu-
scum, among other curiosities, exhibited
an old rusty sword, which he assured
the spectators, was the same With which =
BAHAMA slew the ass. !
But, said one Of them, If recolIcct
the scripture Alright, BALKAN did not
Nay the ass, but merely wished for a
word, that he might do it, .
Fab! true--you're right Mister, you're
right said the keeper, .and this il the
very identical sword that BALKAN
Wished for W.
DOMESTIC ECONOMY.
70 maks Pie.--Play at blind mans
buff in 4 Printing Office. ;,
70 haOe .hastc al dinner.--TeIl your !"
"lte she is not so handsome as the
ady who lives across the way.
TO save Buta.--Make it so salt that
'cbohy can catit =
Ingenious OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES com.
jared the British nation to a hogshead A
y their own strong beer, the ton of
'nlch is froth, the bottom dregs, the
middle excellent. &
,wh-Witis like bottle,of smelling -
ats, poignant, at first opening. but on
eng too much handled about, loses Fla
~ ITS flavor and becomes insipid. THU
VHrstsles Of Ere.-Mother. saws 49,, !.
'eorge5 how many kinds Of fire are n \
lere why only one my sou. NVhy YES =
'crc iS--taere are four kinds! There I'm
wood fire, then there Is coal fire. H.
Ign tnere is campfire, and then there und
there well what is your fourth Cal
y sons There is fire opuey like fary. the
Il say, jack" shouted S,uith6eId wit, wiz
rover the other day, to his pal, "thesc d iT.s
lrsed sheep vent move in Til. weather.. " eo
md Us q bark Of ycdr dce. viii vonr' p