Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1839-10-08
GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MoFFATs LIFE
PIIis AND PHOENIX BITTERs.


Pills AND PHTNIx BITTERs.
These medicines have long been known and oppre-
ciaed, for their extraordinary and immc powers
of restoring perlec, health, to persons suffering undIs
nearly kind Of disease TO which the human frame
liable.
In many hundreds Of cerifcaej instances they have
rescued sufferers from the very verge of an
timely grave, after all the deceptive nosrums Of the
day had utterly Jailed and 10 many tbous ipds they
have permanently secured that uniform enjoyment of
health. without which life itself hut partial bless
ing. So great, indeed, has their efficacy invariably
and nflby proved, that it has appeared scarcely less
than miraculous TO those who were unacqunlnted with
the beautifully philosophical principles upon which
they compounded and upon which they consequent
y act. 1t TO their manifest and sensible action III
purifying the springs and channels Of life and enduing
them with renewed tone and vigor that they were in
debted for their which bestowed upon them
at the spontaneous request OF several Ddiy whose
lives they had obviously saved.
The proprietor rejoices in the opportunity afforded
by he diffusion of the day press, for placing
his Vegetable Life Pills within the knowledge and
reach of every individual III the community. Unlike
the host Of pefncous quackeries which boast Of vege-
able ingredients, the Life Pills purely and solely
vegetable, and contain neither Mercury, Anthony
Arsenic, any other mineral in any fern whatever
They entirely composed Of extracts from aud
powerful plants, the ,iruds of which, though long
known 10 several Indian tribes, and recently some
eminent pharmaceutical chemists, altogether I'M
known to the ignorant pretenders 10 medical science
and were never before administered in happily eff
cncious combination,
Their first operation TO loosen from the coats of the
stomach and bowels the various impurities and crudi
Ties constantly settling around them and to remove
the hardened faces whidh collect in the convolutions
OF the small iniesines. Other medicines only partially
cleanse these. and leave such collected behind
as 10 produce hab,,""i "nsiveness with all lis
of evils, sudden darrhoea with lis imminent dangers
This fact is well known to all regular snatomists who
examine (he human bowels after death and hence
the prejudice Of these well informed against the
quack medicines Of the age. The second effect Of the
Vegetable Life Pills is to cleanse the kidneys and the
bladder and by this means the liver and the lungs the
hea'thiul action OF which entirely depends upon the
regularity Of the urinary organs. The blood which
takes IFS red color from the agency Of the liver aud the
lungs before il passes into the heart beng thus purified
by them. and nourshed by food coming from a clean
stomach, freely through the veins every
part OF the system and iumphan.ly mounts the banner
Ct health III the blooming cheek.
The following among the distressing variety Of
human diseases TO which the Vegetable Life Pills are
well known to be nialble -
Dyspepsia, by oroughly cleansing the first aud
ond stombchs, and creating flow of pure healthy bite,
instead of the stale and acrid kind ;-Fatulency, Pal
paIion Of the Heart, Loss Of Appetite, IeaIt-burn
aud Head ache, Restlesuess Illemper Anxiety, Lam
guor, and Melancholy, which tho general symptoms
ofDyspepsia, will vanish, natural conseq uenee OF
ats cure. Costveness by cleansing the whole length
the utestlne with solvent process, and without yio
ience; all violent purges leave the bowels costYe
within two days. Diarrhcsa and Cholera by removing
the sharp aerid fluids by which these complaints are
occasoned, and by promoting the lubricatye secretion
"l 'ne mucous uiembfbne. feNers Oi oil kinds. by
storing the blood tot regular circulation, through the
process OF preparation IN cases aud the thoroug
solution Of all intestinal obstruc,ions others The
Lille Pills have been kGown To Rheumatism per-
mhneny IN three weeks, aud Gout ia hall that time
by removing local Inflammation from the muscles aud
sameuts OF the joints. Dropses Of all kinds by ee
lg 81 d strengthening the kidneys and bladder they
operate mott delightfully."- these important orgaDs,
aud hence have been found a certain remedy for
the worst cases Of Gravel Also, Worms by dslods ns
from the turnInss Of the bowels the shiny matter TO
which these creatures adhere; Asthma aud Ionsump
uon by relieving the air vessels Of the lungs from tie
muens, which even slight colds will occasun which IT
not removed becomes hardened, and produces those
dreadful diseases Scuryy Ucers. and Inreterate sose
oy The perfect purity which these Life PILE eve 10 the
blood and all the bumors; Scorbutc Erupiiobs, and
Bad Complexion, BY their alternative effect upon the
hulds that feed the skim the morbid stare Of which De-
ca'ions al krupiYe complaints Sallow, Cloudy. aud
other drs"sreeable Compilations. The ute Of these
PlIs Tor very short ume will effect an euiire cure Of
san hheum, Erysipelss. and striking Improvement
I m ihe Liearnesf 81 the skin. Common Colls and To-
huenza Will slways be cured by one dose OF BY two
even ~ the wort eases. files,-bs remedy for this
osi 1lsifessIas ADD obstinate ulasey the Vegetable