Maumee City express. [volume] (Maumee City, Ohio) 1838-184?, 1839-04-27
GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MoFAFTs

and appreciated for their extraordinary and
immediate powers of restoring perfect health
to persons suffering under nearly every
kind of disease to which the human frame
s liable.
In many hundreds of certifcoted lnstan.
es, they have even rescued sufferers from
J the very verge of an untimely grave, after
all the deceptive nostrums of the day had
utterly failed; and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform
enjoyment of health, without which life
itself is but partial blessing. So great, in
deed, has their efficacy invariably and in
fallbly proved, that it has appeared scarce
Ily less than miraculous to those who
were unacquainted with the beautifully phi
Iosophical principles upon which they are
compounded, and upon which they conse-
quently act. 1t was to their manifest and
sensible action in purifying the springs and
channels of life, and enduing them with
renewed tone and vigor, that they were
indebted for their name, which was bestow-
ed upon them at the spontaneous request
of several individuals whose lives they
have obviously saved.
The proprietor rejoices in the opportuni-
ty afforded by the universal diffusion of the
doly press for placing his Vegetable Life
Pills within the knowledge and reach of ev-
tho host of nornicious ouocknrios wb;ch
ho,ot or yo,;tohlo inrrod;en,o ,boT ;f, p,l,s
oro nrroIv and soIpIy vpnrr,n,'r and conY
ta;n noitbor Morcmrv Antrnnnu hrson;o
mr. onv nthor mineral in onv Cnrro whotov'
or Thov ,ro ont;rdr coronosod of ~,
Tracts from rore nnd 6owerf1I nIants tho
virtres of which ,horch lona known ~ Gov. oY9
eral Indian tribes, md recently 70 some
eminent nhorm,cnuticol ch;msis oro NJ.
tcgetbnr nnknown to tho ignorant nretond-
crs Of medical sience. md wcrp never bn :
fore administered in So bo,n;Iv efIicocious n
combination.
Their FIRST onorotion is 70 loosen from
the coats of the stomach and bowels. the
various imnuri,ios and cruditcs constant.
setting nround them and to remove the
bardoned Gpces which collect in tho conyo.
lutons of the smoll ntestincs. Other mod
cnes only partially cleanse these, and
leave such collected masses behind, as to
produce habitual costiveness, with all its
train of evils, of sudden diarrhna, with its
imminent dangers. The fact is well known
to all regular anatomlsts, who examine the
human bowels after death and hence the
prejudice of these we.iniormed men
against the quack medicine Of the age
The second effect of the Vegetable Life Pills
is to cleanse, the kidneys and the bladder
aud by this means, the liver and the lungs,
the hellthful action of winch entirely de-
pends upon the regularity of the urinary
organs. The blood, which takes its red
color from the agency of the liver and the
lungs before it passes into the heart, be-
ing thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from a clean stomach,
course. freely through the veins, renews ev-
erv part Of the system, and triumphantIy
mounts the banner of health in the bloom
ing cheek.
The following are among the distressing
variety of humaL diseases, to which the
Veg etable Life Pills are well known TO be
infGlibe:
Dyspppsr, bv tboroupblv cleansing the
first md second stomacbs. and creating n
flow of nure healthy bile instead of The
stale and nrid kind ..Flotulencv polnita.
tion of tbo Heart, Loss of Annette Heart
burn and Hnndncbe. Restlessness, IIl.temn. |
or ANXIETY Innguor and M.Ionchnly
which nre The General svmntoms Of Dvs.
nepsia. will vanish as n natural conse
nuence of ifs curc. Costivencss, bv cleuns.
ing the whole leng,h of the i1tostines
with n solvent nrocess. and without vio.
lence all violent nuryes leave tbe bowels
costive within two davs, Diarrhn. and
Cholera bv removino t6e sborn ncrid fnids
bv which these complaints are occasioped,
md bv nromoting the lubricotive secretion
of the mucns membrane. Fever of n"
kinds. by RESTORING the blood to a REGULAR
circulation throug6 the nrocess ot nersni-
ration in soma coses md tbe tborongb sn-
Iu,ion of oll ;ntesticnl instructions in others
Tha I,,(o pills have boen known to cura
p pbonmat;sn, normanentIv No, in tbroo weeEs
md Gout in bnIf That time hv removing
ocal inflammation from the MUSCLES and lion7
mor,s nftho ;o;rts Dron.,es of all kinds
,u rreeinr ar1 stro,otbepnn tha kidnnys
and hladdor tbey nnnrata 5ainbtfnllv IN
,bnso ;nnortant nrr,ns and bohce havoeyor
,aon % f,rnd % 'a". y norte;n remadv for tbe worst
,osos , &c of C,,nol Also worns bv dislndn
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