Maumee City express. [volume] (Maumee City, Ohio) 1838-184?, 1839-03-09

OH Will the Deer, pdTL Vi WHICH III his OAiS hC
spilled on the stage; while the audience were
in an uproar of laughter, which the dignity OF
the actress wasunable to quell for several min
u.es.-- Matheaos' Memoirs.
MILWAUKEE LAND SALEs.-We learn by a
gentleman who left Milwaukee on Wednesday
morning last, there was $50 900 received the
two first days of the sale for lands. The set
tiers had no difficulty In securing their claims.
Business must be good on the Maumee Ri
yer. The last Toledo Blade contains thirty
six new notices of sales of real estate by the
Sheriff, upon executions, in the county OF Luz
cas-.
The State Bank of Indiana has recently put
n branch in operation at Michigan City. Jo-
sRpH ORR was chosen President, and II. u.
CoLLAMER, Cashier Wisconsin Eng.
They make curious use Of the metohdlst
Church, on Poydras-street New Orleans ac-
cording to that city's papers. There is divine
service in the place on the sabbath-but on
week DAYS the Giraffe is exhibited there!
The Bavarian monarch, aware that many
men cultivate their whiskers more than their
intellect,has ordered that whskers be banished
from the ceuntenances Of all schoolmasters
within his dominion.
The Georgia Rail Road, from Augusta to
Greenborough is finIshed--S4 miles.
No less than $4,000 persons had been thrown
out of employ in Paris and its vicinity, by the
severity Of the winter. The Louvre was COW
cred with ice.
A wife in the house is as Indispensable as a
steersmarl at the wheel. Young men, "Why
don't you get marriedF'
~Solomon says there is nothing new under
the sun. don't mean to tell Solomon he lies,
but guess he mover seed my new jack-knite, y
said Ichabod Towhead as he stood whiting a
cider tap.
An eastern paper gravely informs its read
ers that railroad run over COW. Poor thing
she must have been tough one to stand the
weight ofa railroad.
There is man in Vermont so fat that a
child was killed by his shadow falling on him.
Del. Post.
The following poetical superscrlption we
copy from letter received through the Post
Office in this city few days since.
Now Uncle Sam, If you'll convey
This safe to Hartford, Ctls not double,)
There Capt. Dauid Hoyt will pay
You, well for all your trouble.
You'll find him where the greatest rage is,
For seats in the New Haven stages.
Deerfeld, Mass, Feb. 10.
There are at present eighty eight colleges
in the Union. Besides these, there are l2
law schools, 90 medical, and IS divinity
schools.
The largest boat on tho western waters is
the St. Louis, of elepen hundred tons--ength
1870 feet. She is propelled by two engines
and eight boilers.
The Belgian Minister receives $1, 500, ,OOo
with the hand of Miss Bates, the daughter of
Mr.. Bates Of the firm of Barngs & Co.; they
were to be married Jan. Goth. She is 10; the
husband is As. He was barrister at the Bel
gian Bar.
EpuaRATIoN.- Of one hundred
wagons, containing emigrants and their goods,
passed through the Black Swamp within the
last three weeks, bound for Michigan.
school house was lately burnt at &C Dog IS
Nest" Tompkins county. What curish
name; christened BY puppy beyond doubt.
The Banks in Cincinnati are running one
another, or rather as the News has it draw
ing" in and out-the draymen only appearing to
make money by the operation. Kegs of the
precious" circulate from one Bank to anoth
er with great rapidity.
"A ncghbor of the Bulletin says he should
like to have some one who is good at ciphrin,
make calculation how longthe stream scoutd
be.
Homan, Of the Waverly Line, in a recent
advertisement says "He has come to deci-
ded stand to run as follows, and not to deui-
ate hereafter.' Homan is a yankee.
The New York Custom House, is estimated
70 cost Si,lO0,0O0.-- this sum; $200, 1000
have been expended in the purchase Of the lot
on which it is to stand; 100000 have been
expended in its erection thus far, and 100000
more are estimated to be necessary for its
completion.
The committee on internal improvement
have reported adverse to granting the prayer
Of sundry petitioners of Monroe and Wayne
counties, for railroad from the Ohio line to
Fort Gratiot.
Maryland and Mississippi have both elected
wings TO the United States Senate. The To-
co-focos have claimed the Maryland Legisla-