Morning herald., 1839-11-02


was good for bellyfal to Col Stone who could lay
in weeks stock at his ease, beyond the influence Of
my CaliphVatheck eye. This ships perfect hijow.
Her cabins superb, her quarterback very con-
venient, and the arrangement in the poop is ad
mirabls Captain Dslano is filling rapidly up with
passengers, and will sail on the seventh Of this
month.
GJ- WANTED IMMEDIATELY, two or three good
reporters who can during the "three glorious days"
Of the next week, report all the wit, folly, amuse'
ment, philosophy and facts of the election. Apply
at this Office today.
OU- Willis Gaylord Clarke, Of the Philadelphia
Gazette, says that there fve times much spe-
Gle in Philadelphia in New York" Why do
your banks suspend, then! Why don't you pay
your debts2
New REAsoN FOR BANK SUsPENsIoSs.-The
manufacturers alege that the gradual reduction Of
the tariff by Mr. Clay's bill, is the of the bank
suspensions. Is it so? Is Mr. Clay the Of the
pressure?
"FIxED PRIscIpLEs'' IN PHILADELPHIA.-To
pay a debt Of 600 with $Ss, or nothing.
Co. EsPY is predicting storms and tornadoes. =
Can he predict when the Philadelphia banks will
sumo payments in specie?
ey- When is John O'Hsggerty to hand me the
$500 If he will send il today I'll charge inter-
est. CoEe, Jack, come up like
REMEDIES roR THE TiMEs.-To correct the dis
tresses Of the times, want national bank, the
closing up of three hundred state banks ont Of the
seven hundred new existence, no more expendi-
lures in internal improvements till raise more
wheat and cotton. and general bankrupt law by Con-
gress to whitewash all the baskrupts. Now, which
party, whig locofoco will aid in these vews
Inquire, and vote accordingly.
A FUNNY REsoLvE.-The learned young men at
the meeting at Tammany Hall the other night resol-
we'd that General Jackson is not dead; that he can
die and that by Cd he shall not die until after
the United States Bank is dead' The young doctors
Of Tammany Hall viii soon beat Madame Restell
and Jsaks Smith in their ksovvledge of the heal
ing and curative art.
The GREAT PRecsssscs or HuaE Paws, RoAR.
sRs, RATTLE as, AVN RowDrEs.-We shall, on Mon.
day, give fall and graphic sketch Of this great af
fair, illustrated with handsome woodcut Of the
scene, Ii appeared 10 the nsghborhood Of the Park
and Tammany Hall, with portraits Of the principal
characters and the banners. We shall also add .
sketch Of the origin, rss and progress Of the great
locofoco, buttend, and hsge-paw party So look out
for Mondays paper.
MUSICAL HvMsUe.-The great amateur musical
performance at the Tabernacle, on Wednesday night
0u- Benton is at Washington already, tuning the
kitchen organ or course he is fsriously locsfoco
at present.
NEw THEArRE.-We are not much pleased 70 find
that actual and energetic steps will be taken shortly
to erect the new theatre for Mr. Walack. This 10 .
most essential STEP Unless this theatre is built be
fore next season, shall have to pat up with the
refuse Of all creation in the shape Of actors.
The AMrsrAp NkGRoEs.-It seems that the
learned sapans Of Yale College have taken these
worthless in tow, and intend TO teach them English
the collegiate high pressure principle; in this
way the doctors Of logic and laws insendt TO elicit lies
enough from the black rascals to gil q good sized
volume. II these savans could teach the negroes to
tell the truth, they would do some good; as IL is,
who will believe what the Wandering scoundrels
sayl II is pitiable to see the professors of Yale
College catering for such scamps as Lewis Tappan
and his black tail.
Mons. .ALExASpRE.-This gentleman is the most
extraordinary Of the age. lie never was
equalled as a ventriloquist, and his wonderful pow
ers Of mimicry, limitations, and rapid changes,
der his performances nnrivalled. He has with him
in this city, the most spleHdid collection OF original
drawings, superb prints, &c and autographs Of all
the distinguished characters that have lived in the
last four centuries; all Of which intends TO exhi
biz shortly al the Apollo II will be the most inter-
esting exhi <itos that offered TO the pabic
Of any city or country
lrt- CES. Scorr has gone north to preserve order,
and 20 quiet the Indians. Thus, whilst Mr.. Clay
and Mr.. Van Buren making foolish professions,
and laying deep schemes for personal aggrandise-
ment, and Mr.. Webster is figuring man Of fash
ion at the court end Of London General Scott Is de-
voting his whole time and energies to benefit his
fellow citizens and his country.
MADAME REsrELL's NEW IssvEs.-lt seems that
there s great distress in other parts of the
nifty besides the dry goods jobbers although the
lief in the former is much certain than In
the latter. The Office Of the pretty Madame Restell
is crowded every day, morning, noon and night, BY
young amsels In Distress soliciting relief from their
troubles, mental and bodily. The consequences 10,
that Madame ResteI has increased her issues of pa
per, recipes, prescriptions, discounts, &c. to large
extent; and natural consequence, the portion Of
the commusity dependent her for assistance,
heen sreatv we'd from the presaure og THAR