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Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1839-11-07
C 200 REwARD.-CRoss' SPECIFIC MIXTURE.
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W SOn REWARD-CROSS' SPECIFIC MIXTURE
~OOO-Fer the Of Gonorrhxa, Glees structures and
analogous complaints Of the organs Of generation.
c all remedies yet discovered for the above complaints
~ Is ~ most certain
umakes speedy and permanent cure without the least re-
dto Diet drink, exposure, change in application bu
ness.
We give long quackh recommendations deceive the
ublic the medicine does not speak for self shall
speak for It Our object to notify WI be had and
the proprietor challenges single Of Gonorrhoea
to be hrough in which the Mixture will not effect rapd
cure; under forfeiture OF $500. aaI .|.. -
his disease that unfortunately Pervades all ranls Of So
cetyhgh low rich and poor matrimonial and single They
selves without the exposure the shortest time possible
rur,hr the disease be contracted if dose Of the
Mixture is taken at night going TO bed when exposed
II put up bottles with ui directions ACCOMMODATING it.
81 bottle One bottle lasts week, which generally
Many cured in days
For sale only DR.. Wm H. Minors drug store No 100
broadway; corner OF Dey street. (Franklin House) New
York; and at Jones Huchnson Of Chestnut and 7h
streets Philadelphia. oI8sm.
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A. PASTORS
HAIR OIL.

Or Cemp~a.a Essentfnl Oh OF Almonds,
0 ror destroying danarua and preventing the hair from
coming ,srnss grey infakble remedy against bald
se.s, us public may rely that A. PASTORS CON
POUND on n the whelesomest as1 best O for the hair
nzhes thick and long prevents its falling on or turning
grey and hair has begun 20 turn grey, such anourhe'
10 the HAIR that BY wall restore II 10 it's natsral color
also prevents hair becoming shaded and II hair 10 oready
hsdsd which great Disagreement TO young ladies' and ~
ussd Tor short sne will II 10 s natural color, clear
s ssu and keep the head hair clean eyebrow
and wks~1. liberal discount made wholesale purchs
A. PASTOR,
l65 Greenwich street, NJ
Price. so cents per bottle, highly srfumed $50 I'M
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$1,000 ~ Es:
disease less than "a hours For SALE Wholesale ana
retail BY appointment BY A. B. D. SANDS 70 and 100 Fu
street, and the following Drag Stores Of Chamber
and Broadway of Chamber and Church streets
6a4 Broadway 6s and $40 Bowep, Burnett How'll, IL
Bowery and Bed Streets IS 9th Avenue
AID Burnetts Patent Medicine store, 81 Canal street
Price 81. Ms.M o22-3m
NnLKhf.s As1KlNGENT PiLLs!' Celebrated for
~ the radical Of certain obstinate complaint aterthe
failure Of Capvi Cubebs injections aud experiments The fol-
lowing certificate will prove their celebrity.
!" New York, May 9th less Hotel, broadway.-The
writer when in This city from Charleston, last spring bought
half dozen boxes ofDr Cherry Pills. in order that who
have been long responding like himself he truly states that
before he had finished the third box his complaint had vanished
after having for five Previously vanly tried all kinds Of
medicines, injections bougies change Of air. &c is now
than months since his cure and he weighs ia
pounds, while last spring he only weighed 100 pounds"
Fer sale wholesale and RETAIL BY A. B. o. Sands, 70 and
100 Fuos and the following Drug of Chambers
and Broadway Of Church and Chambers 63 and $40
Bowery Burnett and HOW'LL IL Bowerv GA Broadway
Carmne snd Bedford IS Sixth Avenue, and Burnetts
Patent Medicine store, 81 Canal street. Price 81.
ell 3uns
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SPLENDID rENMANsHIr ACQUIRED IN ~
LESSONS.
MR. BRIsTow respectfully announces q the Laaie
Vl and Gentlemen Of New York and Brooklyn that he has
rsNrued from successful visit to Boston, and has
his old established Writing Academy No. us Broadway fo
The RscxrroS PUPILS ACES, and OF every capacity
Day and Evening
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MEDICAL AND TRUSS OFFICE, No / Ann stree
wi under the Amerfa an Maizena, NJ. yorl

Dy- Dr. b. EVERETT apprzss the public, that he
continues his successful treatment diseases b, safe ans eca
eou. remedies lie relies mainly upon vegetable
or the cure ~ those diseases to which he attends.
Dr. Eyere'psnew and valuable TRUSSfor Hernia Rup-
rupture pad aud thereby gives equab force and retains
the under all possible iuheons attitudes e The
bodysnd thus superior 10 all Other OF The Ind
a. gives security when applied He also keeps cher
approved Patent Trusses which skfay applied inda
Rubber. Silk Cotton and Lireu swpensory HANDBAGS pro-
apus ami Bandagss Russia Bolts For weakpe>s in the lons
and back the truly celebrated Abon,nsl supporters, i'm
proved by DR. Knight for the Of Falling of the Womb
recommended by Ill the 8, surgeons in the United States
and Europe Numerous have been entirely cured by
them after having been confined to their room for years
hy There are two ts this eceose from Ola
BROADWAY the entrance OF the Amercs, M.e
and from No. Ann street, frs door from Broadway
~ B. Letters from persons distance being po.t Maid
will receive Immediate attention. o2oIms
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SHAWLS AND CLOAKS,


A DIDvany Of Frnchand md Island Of y
SC IA a5pnc or 4I
osm Grnd
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Forty Years Experience IN UaT1ous ciimafes-Isoen.
fy,foar years established in this city-Neithsr
Quacksry nor Imposition.
nh
No. IL, Peck Slip, New York.
OLD GAI.EN,g HEAD DIGpENCA

nR j. EVANS CO Rtnues tn he consulle. confdentsly
~ In all Vs-l mercu-iai and chronic disorderS
where the mnstmproved practice, he and
md re,men Mt may be depended To present misiases
5e particular 10 find no. IL Pecx Slip
Aservns Bon, containing complete plan Of medicine for
evey form OF the nease be- ssabove
wh posing the patesI They g be sent 10 order 10
any pat OF tie Untcr Stst.s,
AFRO preventive ssnnst Vsssssl that NAV be
fulir relied on.
All letters post paid and describing tho case enclosing
reasonable Fee will have the remedy and directions TO
der Attendance daily until O'Clock in the evening
The Ocss and Entrances well arranged and secrecy
may be depended on
No connection vita any Office out Of the civ
JOSEPH EVANS, MD.
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MORAL INSANITY.

same thirty years ago young iady, me
III. J,,.brer Of a noble house 10 The norm
of Germany. 1pm having been one OF 'he
mos, cheerful girls became subject 10 MS "
,hs deepest melancholy. All The ehiIea'ies
.r her narents were insufiio lent TO draw from
r., he reason of il; 10 their affection she
mas cold 10 their caresses rude and though
society failed 10 enliven her, she bore her
ear, in il with power and venom 81 earoasm
,ha, were MS strange 10 her former character
as ,ley were unheeomlng her sex aud youih
The parents con,ri,ed, during her Temporary
absence from home, To investigate the con-
tents of her writing desk, hut no indications
Of a concealed or disappointed passion were
10 be found, and il was equally clear that no
n.ners had been removed. The first news
ibev heard from her was. that the house in
which she had been visiting had been burnt TO
the ground; that she had been saved with ditli-
Guilty, though her room was not IN that part
OF the building where the fire had c"m-
menoed that her escape had at first been
taken fnr granted, and that when her door
was burst open she was found still dressed
AMI seated in her usual melancholy attitude,
with her ewes fixed ON the ground. She re-
changed in drmeanor, and as painfully bril-
liant in conversation when forced Into it
Within two months of Ter return the house
was burnt TO the ground, and her mother pc
Tished In the flames she was again found in
the same state az on the former occasin !;
suffered herself 10 be- led away without
eagerness or resistance; did not alter her
department upon hearing the fate Of her mo-
Their made no attempt 10 console her father.
and replird Ia the coincidence of her friends
with bitterness and scorn almost dennnia-
cal The father and daughter removed TO a
spa for change of scene. On the night OF
their arrival the hotel was in flames but this
time The fire began in her apartment, for from
her window were the sparks first sc IN To is
sue. and again was She found dressed. seated,
and in a reverie. The hotel was The pro-
perv of the sovereign OF the little state in
which the spa was situated. An invesiiga-
lion took place; she was arrested, and at
once confessed that on each of the three oc-
casions she had been the culprit; that she
could not tell wherefore, except that she had
an irresistible longing TO set houses on fire.
Each time she had slrsen against it as long
as she could. but Vas unable to Withstand the
temptation; that this longing first snpervened
n few weeks after she had been seized with
a sudden depression Of spirits; that she felt
haired 10 all the world, but had slrenglhio
refrain from oalhs and curses against II. She
is at this moment in mad house, where she
was at first allowed some liberty. tut after an
exhibition of homicidal nonomania towards
child. of feroci,y most appalling, It was
found necessary 10 apply the severest re-
straint. She sill possesses her memory, her
reasoning powers, her pe'uIant wit, and OBJ
serves the most scrupuious delicacy. Month
In LuU Magazine.
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POLITICS OF THE DAY.
no THE PEOPLE OF MASSACHUSETTS

Il is known that my name has been presented 70 the
pnhlc hy . meeting Of menhers Of the Legislature Of
The State as candidate Tor The Office Of Presdsn, Of
the Unil,d States, at the ensuing election. A. u has
hren expected, that Conssn'ion @onld he badsn ~
The Autumn of This year. composed Of Delegates from
The several States have bnheno thought proper not
10 anticipate, ia any way. the resuis Of that consen
,ion But an nov Of the country. not 70 return,
probably. much earlier than the period liked Tor the
meeting Of tho Convention, and do no, know what
events may occm IA The meantime wh''h. y were .,
bone ,,pht demand in,n, dlsIe attention from
desire sor,oycr 10 ACT 10 part which may tend TO
prryent u cordial and effective union among those,
hose object. trust. Is 10 maintain. nninpaired, The
Constitution Of the country. and uphold all us great
interests. by a Mise, prudent ard patriotic ad''nls-
trslion Of the Government These coast crslIans
have induced me 10 withdraw my name, as candidate,
for the ofiice OF President at the next election.
DANIEL WEBSTER.
Loudon, June IL, 1885,
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The N.m Y"k AiOrsms"f Ior Na,,onM C"pr,n-
Hon-lbe discussion which arose II, the New Yurk
CITY newspapers respecting the time rhcn Ia move
upon The subject of selecting delegates the llsrrls
bury Contention, seems 10 good deal Of arale-
" IL other States where the prcnIar positIu of New
York To the next Presidency is well und, rS,oud =
We believe that our Wing brethren ma, d,s,n,ss all
anxieiv now. The rec onmerdatun of The Central
Committee al Albany we. Judge from what hear,
/. TO he generally acqnlesrcd IN We have norhrg
To disturb onr organlzaton and harmony and trust
we shall be able To give third sci er thought pleni
potent the first and sccond. aud well understood
The demonstration which Mr. Van Boron is making
upon onr State is So far failure. Ano,her Castle Gar.
den Suh.treasnry Speech and his Party will have The
excluaive custody Of him.-N. Y. Express
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FiDm he Charlottesville 4drocoJ

/ GIVE feel no inclination TO say thing poll.
tics this dav should have a few things for the
. mouth piece" Of the Richmond Junto 10 feed upon
while rnsticaiig IN The country. The editor Of the
Enquirer may rest assured Of one ihinghc Conserva.
tiyes Throughout the State care as lc for the coaxIng
and ftiery with which he endeavors win them INTO
the Sub reasury ranks. that the elections IN the
State are over aud iher votes M, dsd to make
Van Bncn majority, they did Tor his threats and de-
hnncst"us previous to the elections. when the support
Of The Conservatives Was scorncd and not wanted
The Enquirer may and wuo the impractcablts
lnnch peases. bat Il il succeeds better with
ohers than Is likely 10 do with Messrs Grner and
>..mha. 1t will not make sny converts f,r Mr. Van
.ren ont Of them. IL Messrs Glhncr aud Southal
against Mr. Riscs next winter for Senator they
hre reasons best known themselves Why they should
do bat NC feel quite certain that their creed is .un-
cnnprorsrg hostility TO the reelection OF Martin Van
Is rcn az President of the Unltd States
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E,,b fbe L,ui,r,U, Lur,oI

As WAS TO BE EXPECTED We learn from STAN
fond Lincoln coun', that the notorious Alfred Hoe
Postmaster at that place. having goi into hl, hands
nearly all the money Of his lco foco er DIS. ascoud
ed some DAYS ago. aud has no, hcen heard I since
We are not Informed as 10 the amount Of Post office
hrd., which he has carried away with hin,. though
we doubt not tina, his pockets are dlselded almost to
bursting.
All our readers remember the circumstances under
which Mr. Kendall sppomtcG Hooker 10 office. Hook
er had just stolen the poll hooks Of Lincoln county,
III order to anunl Congressional election; the Lee
gsature Of Kentucky had declared his act Of theft a
peneniiary oti"nce; and there was not respectable
citizen IN the Slate that would trust hun in his kitchen
without locking up the Spoons
Under these circumstances, Kendall made. Hooker
Postmaster and was TO be expected, the sconndr,l
has run away. We appeal to the community, TO say,
whether Kendall is not worthy Of the p,niteuary
Hooker himself.
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Ern,,, fLr N v Ernrcss

rum INC " = LsdPitss.
The Wings Of New York appear differ as To the
VI Receiving Of their President The Fourth ol
July.
Many Of them saw, may respect his Office while
we dsapproyo his conduct. THIS is a very nice and
icn dsiInctIo,,.-for what ~ a man stpsrste from
his aciions II reminds Of Peter Pmdar' who in
forms us that III one OF the wars Of Europe, Pious
bishop volunteered . soldier ~ the army aud soou
promoted The office Of General still retaining
the office OF bishop hetors,-dnd also be-
gan 10 swear like other generals. An ,guorah conn-
iynan happening 10 he rIgh, and hearing the generals
Language. hooked earnestly upon han, who soon ad.
dressed the connrynan thus
wonder sometimes, declare,
That such a sct Of men a, Won,
Such cursed. gaows looking crew,
So well the bitter ills Of life eau bear -
To whom the Pumpkin. bending low. replied
:" Please YOU. great Honor ard Majesty,
Ill tell the secret OF our happiness
Onr wants are hui llrtle. and our ambition less;
Wh,le Of pcsce Of MUD, aud temperate life,
Consulate our bliss.
Now. Reverend and most HOLY, may dare
10 ak the reason WHY heard Won swearf"
"Tn-be.sure," the Bishop ran replied
You know that am bishop: but beside,
am General as snch. | chuSe
Those daring oa'hs that gallant soldiers use"
"Ah!" qnoth the Clown. land If the case he so,
would not be unconry or unciyil.)
But, pray sir, ahrn the unreleu,ing Devil
Comes for the Soldier. where v i'll me Bishop CO."
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1.-The Courier Of this morning attributes some lines
speaking disrespecliuly Of DeocIacy To one of tie
editors o. this paper. Tho rhymes IN question were
written when the of them was b, thirteen wears
OF aye. lneuf life when no person. humrly trust
Is responsible or The political opiUnns he may derive
from those around hun. particularly II he live
nlintg nearly unanimous and period Of high party
excitement. Whoever first resuscila ed these ines
from the Oblivion OF some thirty wears. AID published
them ~ The newspapers must have been OF the
TACT we have mentioned. though lie had the sense
OF justice 10 stale IT."
We fnd the foregoing in the A banv Argus and New
Era Ii Is the answer Of the Evening" Post the ex-
tracts which have been made from Of the earlier
productions Of Mr., Bryant the present editor Of the
latter paper, aud the rcSnsc'fdiffs of the
federal poetry Of that individual. have tell hun
that We haf the sr,se 81 justice" m doing -, state
that The author Of the attack Tnnnas Jefferson aud
the dInocrdcy ~ general perpctra'td his VERSES at
very early age. aud that he would probably plead man.
cy. IN bar Tie mas done So, aud cpr,grd udrc him
upon the verdict which the Jicon lry have irnIshed
IA HIS favor We congratulate him also. IN hi,
cHcc for HIS faulty aud friends lie not now r, slon.
slhc, seems, for the wicked noo,s put into his head
At The tender aye OF thirteen hv ''iho>c AROUND HIM.
Inc poet IDli'ician Is perfectly welcome 10 all the
dure> that loco uCoisn may bud around his brow for
libel On his iather and the friends who fs,ered
HIN ~ chdhond If the poet wishes II TO he under.
stood that his political oI inious entertained are
pure, he must mean # he mean any lhng ,ha, those
who nnrurcd him the pro,scst enemies of their
race. Tor II seems they Installed into his youug nnd
the very Pnncplc for which he aud Alexander Ming
have at this time the most a,ihofence The
plana,ion % the Post therefore, may prove the editor
good poet and immense democrat, but II does at
an expense thar right hearted men would shnddrr
at Tor to make ont Justification for the son the la
hers memory Is loaded with ohloquy,-Ne9 York
Gasehc.
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Fema'e CourtsMp IN Rome.-The women
Of Rome know nothing Of those restraints
which delicacy, modesIy. and virtue, Impose
upon the sex in northern Europe A RDman
lady, who takes liking 10 a Dung foreigner
does not cast down her eyes when he looks
a, her, but fixes upon him long and with evil
DENT pleasure nay, she Sazes at him alone
whenever she meets him, in company, AT
church, at the theatre. or in her walks She
will say, without ceremony, 10 a frieni of the
young mans, "'Tell that gentleman like
him" II the man of her chuicc feel, the like
sentiments, and asks. { are you fond If me p
she replies, with the utmost lranknrss-
" Yes, dear In this simple aud unembel-
lished manner commence connexions which
last for years, and which when they are dis
solved. plunge the men INFO despair. The
Mar hese GatIi lately shot himself because
on his return from Paris, he found that his
mistress had been false to him.
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then passing regret In respect The prosecution OF
war rendered indispensable by due regard 20 the ma
l.oosl character, they could he contemplated ~h-
, the deepest the result OF contest brought
upsn the two constres without necrssiiy--
That thu Steps which taken 10 preserve the
p,hle islh. and 10 suppress disrdsr that quarter.
psoducsd ia the ihen of pubic feeling on tho
frontier dissatisfaction with persons entertaining
m olher respects the most correct did not dts
afpo,a me Trusting how ever. The good sense snd
ultimate ms, feeling of connir, inen. vas per-
shaded that those unis,o impressions would be- OF
shou dniaIioa. aud IL had thought oih.r~ise,
| cald not. humbly hope. have been deferred from
the peronnsnee Of an ovinus duty by personal con-
sidrrsi ions All well dlsj,aN,d persv,s the
matter 10 is true hghi-hl feel that the liystios
which pnhlc law mposes on csllizrd naiions, and nf
~hich T,puid can governments sh,rld be rg dly
obsrrysRi. were for moment lDsi sght OF, aid that Ia
an extent ~hich. II persisted in would have rendered
~ar inevitable II aft Ids ne pleasure Ia learn that
the course taken ~ your opinion, the best that
could. under the circumstances of the moment, have
heen pursued, add that thu country has been saved
from great calamity. 10y us adoption The danger
of hostile collision arising from this having.
hnpe passed away. the asptntIss OF the ninnent IN
u great degree having been sstsd and opportunity
for cool reflection afforded. may. am sure. count,
with cDnhirnce np'a ,igldnt support, by our citi.
zens. OF those great pTnc piles Of international justice.
the maintenance Is alike Indispensable 10 The presrI,s
iion al social order AID The peace OF The world, la do
i"g so does not follow that are, either 10 srreii.
der the right OF opnlon 10 suppress socude Tor the
spread Of free government 10 withhold our hest
wishes far The OF oil Who 10 goud faith la
boring for their Establishment
AiloS me, gentlemen, once more 10 thank yam far
the highly gratifying mann,r IN which have been
pleased TO welcone return la my native STATE after
sh..me Of ansusl durarion, aud 10 assure you that
your kiiduess Will he long remembered.
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The presence OF the President of the Unite |
States in The 81 v will Oi course give more than
urin nv interest 10 the national ccIrbra i'm AID
pr b bly, hlcci greater concourSc Of visitors Than
usual May we h. p rmed 10 entrea those hav
'ns author " in these alters Ia have lille mercy
N The militia! That mcritprou< b DIV of citizens
have great r"aS N To complain OF the bimbooz iny 10
which hev are subjected IN these occasion nv The
Tom tnerv thai i pr c,i>td upon therh nv Jnut
Committee and diSioined popeulayS, bcdizcned Nv
the rapharnalia Ct oEcers. The scand ,IouS md
u>el'S> 'nigue< and veSalnns thrown upon the -cgi.
'nrnt> on dnly in receiving The President merely 10
pleas Tie pride and The ctpriccS II bere thrrcd Ions
ana nnc'"anSed ln7tprS, d had alta cIher nd
y S'rh h''rv hinnery is prrmi., d much longer II
viii have be sid that
Our army swore terribly in Flanders"
~ u Gazette.
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an Mt'''ble Remedy for ,he Tooihache.--
A lady of tins town has favored Us with the
i".,"wng receipt, which, she says, has never
'a"ed TO pro luce the desired effect. although
'r'eo IN 'nn'i'nernble instances: Make solu-
uon o. camphor and pulverized Cayenne prp-
per- DIP therein small quantity oflaw cotton
ana apply 1t to the affected to"th, aud it will
gSe It instant relief. To prevent the com
position from getting to the throat, lay bit OF
rag over It for few moments.
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Hold cn IN yoUr thabreHa.-l hat is good piece
OF advice which Ollapud, in the knickerbocker,
gives 10 his readers;
Lend not thy umbrella, nor suffer II 10 be stolen
from thee. In this wise did procure MY indiSpuSi-
non. The night was dark, the rains dc>ceud, d !;
the floods came, and beat against me the umbrella
was l'aned, II has never Come home. Heaven Tor.
give the borrower! There are some who do not
even borrow this in rainy weather, much To he de-
Sitc,l companion. | lately heard man oi q u, at
Wesleyan conventcle, deliver the following spec CHI
& ON the Altar.
Il would Announce 10 the con'ngrecniion that
prob hly hv mistake there was len nj This house OF
PRAYER, this mOrniug small cotton umbrella, muNh
damaged bytire aud tear, and "i an exceedingly
pale blue color, in The piece whereof was i'sen
vety large b elk umbrella, new and Of gr' Al beauty
I saw my brethren, II was probably by mistake that
al these articles, the one was Mkrn and the dht
lrii; though II i> avrry nproper mi>t Ike, and
should b. Discontinued; II possible. Blund,rS Of
this Snrt, hrehren AID sisters getting iecie too
common
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DO you want rail- prime lot of butter .
said Yankee notion dealer. who had picked
up a load at fifty different places, to Boston
merchant
What kind Of butter is III! asked the
buyer
The clear quill; all made by my WIFE,
from dairy of fifty eows-only two churn.
ings.'
b"' what makes it so many different CO.
l"rs 7 SAID the merchant.
Darnaiion hear thar now guess YOU
""''d VI ak that question if you'd seen my
cows Tor they're darn'd sight spcckelder
than the butter is