Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1839-11-22

WAsHISeroN CRY, Nos. ID,
The lbsfsrx mad dogs, wings, and lecofboos, in
breechss asd cut Of breeehss; in pettccats and ont
Of Pettcoals who rule the dsstinies OF this nation,
and convert the metropolis into bear garden, are
rapidly gathering in; and the lapse Of the next
week. all who to take any part in the great political
row that to take place between this and the Ides
Of Msrch will be the grouhd. God bless rs. what
row they will kick up! dust will be raised,
and the fur grand divisions Of the United States,
net to say word about the Kingdoms beyond the
seas, will be enveloped in blaze Of eloquence,
light, glory, bed bugs locofocos, wings, aud sages
The good people of this city, who supply man and
beast With food, are in raptures They look around
them with eyes sparkling with delight; and as they
contemplate the advent OF the day that is to intro
duce u.s. and to them. the that enacted
the last year, at Harrisburg they congratulate them
selves that the wings and luc sfocos have made up
their minds to have most joyous about the
New jersey contested election II will afford us
rich treat; it will be the of filling houses,
say hey, and il it lines pockets, why should we
care abou, a score or two of broken heads and
g ripped up abdomeus, il the deed be done in de
fence Of the honor Of the political black-egs who
feast and fatten the yitals Of the republic There
is cool kind OF philosophy in the argument. they
the people
The Presidents Message lis already guessed a..
Its contents " i'll be found interesting and exciting
So say the iocofocos; but not so, say the wings.
The document will, at the very thrsshhold, take
strong ground in favor at the subtreasury At will
eaboratey land its virtues its exceliencies, and its
honors and do all that be done to force il down
the throais o the brethren and sisters Of the church.
As an ,dsnes Of The great popularity Of the mea-
cited, and if that wont do, something will be said
about the result Of matters in the Ebay State
There viii be a strong, yet "a respectful" stand
taken in relation to the Banks! 1t Will be said that
they have been Frustrated. the opinion OF Col.
Benon and his associates, II will not be well to tread
toe heavily upon heir but that they should
be suffered to suspend themselves with halter,
that the
Ashe pas the village, with his hand breast,
There stood bank hut unable to pay
II suspended itself, and, thank God Is ir.st.
tits the opinion Of many shat the price Of stocks will
advance among the black legs in Wall street soon
after the receipt Of the message.
We are to have six candidates for the office Of
Speakers three the side Of the locofocos and tire
on the side Of the wings. The locofocos are aaron
Yanderpod the keeper Of the religion Of Mr.. Van
Barren; Frank Thomas the keeper OF the funds OF
the Chesapeake and Ohio Canal; and Master Francis
Larrens Pickens, the keeper of the political con-
sciences ofthe people Of the imperial kingdom Of
The lccofoco., will meet behind the Presidents
barn oor, the 10Th day Of this blessed month,
and talk over the natter and after having done So
will nominate master P.ckens After that is done.
they will 20 down to the residence Of the
ef Leturno, and aet their whistles with q swallow
OF whiskcy. Master Pickens, will be elected--in
the opinion Of" most Of US"
The wings, will have Tor candidates. Mr.. John
Bell Of Tenn; Mr.. w. q. Dawson of Gee; Mr.. George
Evans 81 Maine, aud Mrs. Asne Royal They will
meet at the "fhree Horse Shces," on the 3Oth Of
November, quarrel rbeut the matter like So nsny
Kilkenny cats; split, divide, go 10 the DEVIL then
vote for locofocos and wind up, by drowning their
n bottle Of rum" For the Office Of Gle k Of
the House Of Representatives, there will be several
csndsda es; but the presept incumbent, Mr. Garland
il is probable, will be re elected b. management.
His strongest opponent, will be foundiu Mr. Mathew
St Clair ci.ss~ Mr. Felli,gbes, ihe princ,pal door
gress; and it not exactly certain that the ex will
not be Aoored most beautifully.
MIR. Van Buren, has got q pair Of leather
Hrumor Is Z" he credited, widow is TO be piIted
against his heart, who will be found exactly ress-
,ibIe. The other dsv he had cabinet council with
her,
And II is said a. she retired"
Apartiag kiss was neatly gwen.
The President, be he locofoco, or be he whig. is
man Of taste. and knows how 60 admire q pretty
woman And why should he not know, and ad ore.
and PROSTATE himself before the witchng widow
She ~ = charmer, indeed, and even older than
Mr.. Martin Van Boren, have acknowledged The force
OF her peerless charms She is from Massac husetts;
but has hourished at the principal courts Of Europe,
and dangled on the arm Of Persian nabob! Young.
witty, intelligent devoted champion Of literature,
without being blue stocking; poas without being
fanatics and not too dcvoutt 10 be afraid Of sleeping with
man, provided he "hath on his brreches," she is
decidedly the dear creature that should be al the
head Of the domestic affairs al president who il ts
be surrounded by whole armies Of shirtess rascals,
wings, locofocos, buttenders, bearenders and twad
diers Yours, truly,
TOBIAS TRoTT.
B.-Letters were received in town teday from
the Hon Rice Garland &C Louisiana, which state that
he will be in this city, At the opening Of Congress.
and take his seat Until today, IL was supposed he
would not appear.