Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1839-04-05
NO. 81.

piescnl, piayed upon DIS lace, as ne mot oil
the many unsuccessful resorts 10 win him
from his purpose, and Of his success in BAT.
fling them.--1'he physician entered He
stood by the side Of the busy man. He
looked at him in silence, shook his head.
apd 10 the anNens inquiry Of his wife. ans
wercd-- s 49,. ~
No maduAi The fewer persons here
he better. The maid had better stay away;
do not let the maid
Here She goes, there she goes 7 yet a.
guid, in harmony with The waving finger,
issued from the lips OF the landlord.
consultation, think will be necessary,
said physician. viii you run for DR.,
WINS 2 f
The Kind neigbbor buttoned up his coat
and hurried from the room.
In few minutes Dr.. WINS, with
another medical gentleman. entered.
This is sorry sight, said he TO the
doctor present
Indeed it is SIR was the reply. III isa
sudden attack. one OF the
Here she goes, there she goes = was the
sole reply.
The physicians stepped into corner and
consulted together. s3s
Will yon be good enough 10 run for a
harbrr2 We must have his head shaved &
bistrred, said DR.. WINS
All poor. de'% husband said the lady;
L fear be never again will Know his misera-
BILE wife
Here she goes--ihere she goes + said
the landlord with litlle more emphasis,
and with more nervous yet determined wa
wing Of his finger in concert with the pendu.
lum; for the minute hand was near The
twetre-that point which was to put fifty
dollars into his pocket, il he had arrived at
it without suffering himself to be interrupt
ed.
The wife in low. bewailing tone contin-
ued her utterances--
No never nor his daughter
Here she goes. there she goes almost
shouted the landlord, MS the minute hand
advanced 10 the desired point.
The barber arrived; be was naturally a
laxative nan,-and when the doctor made
some casual remark, rejecting upon tho
quality OF the instrument he was about to,
use, he replied -
razor tres bcau,iful-eh f-look-v fine
isn't shc2'
Here she goes--there she goesl'
screamed the landlord, his hand waving on
ON, and his face gathering a smile, and
bis whole frame in readiness 10 be convul-
sed with Joy.
The barber was amazed. Here she
goes-thefe she goes T. herrsponded in the
best English he could use--"Vnre ware
shall begin2 Vat is dat be sayf"
SHAVE his head nj onceln interrupted the
doctor, while the lady sunk into chair.
"Here she goes--ihere she--goes for
the last time. cried the landlord, as the clock
struck The hour Of nine. and be sprnng from
his seat in an ecstacy Of delight, screaming
at the top OF his voice, as he skipped about
the room
"l've won itl--Pye won il II
WHAT said the bar-keeper.
"Whit" echoed The doctors.
"Wha, 2" re-echoed the wife.
"Why. the wager-fhy dollarsi" But
casting his eyes around the room. and miss.
ing the young men who induced him to
watch the clock, he asked the bar-keeper---
"Where are those young men who supped
here last mig hit 2eh9 quick, where are they o.
"1'hey went away in their wagon nearly
an hour ago, sir" was the reply w
The truth flashed like n thuudsrbolt thro'
his mind. They had taken his pockei.book.
with the one hundred and seven dollars
therein. and decanped--a couple of swind-
ling sharpcrs. with wit to back them The
story is rife on all mems tongues in the
neghborhood where this affair occurred.
and HE facts are no otherwise than here set
down. but we regret that the worthy lead
lord, IN endeavoring to overtake the rascalss
was thrown from his own wagon, and so
severely injured as to be confined 10 bis room
at The present moment where he can watch
the pendulum ofhis clock at bis leisure.
The two young men who the principal se-
tors IN the scene, couple Of dashng bladcs OF
The city, who have honorabl restored the pocket book
with an L--hasng been satisfied that they lost the
wager.
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