The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1839-02-26
MOFF.ATnS LIFE PILLS and PHOENIX
RITUTERS

the great Spanish navigator, people were only en-
abled to paddle about the shores Just so WIN 'he
Life Medicines 1t is but two short years since l
first ventured upon an unknown ocean, and have
discovered the precious object was in search OF
HEALTH. Vegetable medicines were indeed
known when | commenced my search, but their
use was not. BY the use of them, have not only
passed from the detected invalid TO the hale, hearty
and active man Of business, but, comparatively
speaking, have renewed my youth can thus,
with cofidence in my own experience, advise with
nv fellow-citizons Does the reader want proof
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES are
suitable TO his case? have on file at my Office
SAG Broadway hundreds OF letters from some o the
most respectable citizens of this my native land
voluntarily offered in testimony of the virtues Of
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
| Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ru
med by 'ainfalibe" neutrality-suspicious. OF the
day will bear me witness, that the Life Medicines
and such only, are the truo course TO permanent
good health. JolN MOr AL
| GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MoFFAT's LIFE
PILLS AND PGENIX BITTERs.
| These medicines have long been known and APP
| precIated for their extraordinary and immediate
bowers of restoring perfect health TO persons suffer
ing under nearly every kind of disease to which the
human frame Is liable.
l. In many hundreds of certlhcated instances, they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge OF
an untmely grave after all the deceptive nostrums
Of the day have utterly failed; and to many thou
sands thew have permanently secured that uniform
ENJOYMENT of health without which life itself Is
but a partial blessing So great, indeed, has then
efficacy invariably and nalibly proved, that it has
Iappeared scarcely less than miraculous TO those
who were unacquanted with the peautiuiY plhl3
sophical principles upon which they are compound
ed, and upon which they consequently act. IL was
to their manifest and sensible action IN PURIFYING
the springs and channels of life, and enduins ther
with renewed tone and vigor, that they were III
debted for their name, which was bestowed upoi
them at the spontaneous request OF severa ihoi'io
uals whose lives they had obviously saved
| The proprietor reioces in the opportunity aiiora
| mi of
placing this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS with!r
! the knowledge and reach of every individual II
the community: Unlike the host OF PernicIo,u
hich boast ofvegetabe ingredients The
J Life Pills are purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, ant
containing neither Mercury, Anthony, Arsenic
nor any other mineral in any form whatever Ihey
are entirely composed Of extracts from rare an'
powerful plants, the virtues OF which, though oht
known to several Indian tribes, and recently Il
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gethor unknown to the ignorant pretenders to med
|cal sciences and never before administered II
so happily efiicacious combination.
| Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudities constantly settling around them; and tC
remove the fEces which collect In the conVoiut'oh'
of the small intestnes Other medicines only par
tally cleanse these and leave such collected masses
behind as to produce habltual costiveness, WIN al
its train of evils sudden darrhoea, win It's I'M
nent dangers. This fact is well known to all reg
uar anatomsts, who examine the human bowels
after DEATH and hence the prejudice OF these wei
informed men against the quack medicines OF inc
age. The second effect ofthe VEGETABLE LIZ
PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder
and by this means, the liver and the lungs, the
healthfu action of which entirely depends upon tht
regularity of the urinary organs The blood whicf
takes its red color from the agency OF the lver an'
lungs before it passes into the heart being thus pu
rified by them, and nourished by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins
renews every part of the system, and trlumphantly
mounts the banner of health III the blooming cheek
| bo E,iI
of human diseases, to which the Vegetable Lie Pili'
are well known 10 be infallible;-
| DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the frs
and second stomachs and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid kind
I-F2atuIency, Palpitdtion Of the Heart, Loss Of ZIP
petite, Hea' t-burn and Headache, ResttessnesS, ~
temper, .7naiety, Languor, and .hclanchoty, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia,w will vanish
| as natural consequence of its CostioeneSs
| by cleansing the whole length of the ntestlnes with
a solvent process and without violence; all vloien
purges leave the bowels costive within two days
Diarrtoea and Cholera by removing the sharp acrid
fluids by which these complaints are occasoned
and by promoting the lubrlcative secretion oil the
muscus membrance. Fc0erS ct alt ktnds,by resor
ing the blood to u regular circulation, through the
process of perspration in some cases. and the thor
ough solution Of all intestinal distractions IN others
The LIFE PILLS have been known to cure Rheu
,natiSm permanently in three weeks, and ti0ut II
half that time, by removing local Inflammation from
the muscles and lgaments of the joints. DropStcS
of all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kid
noys and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-
on these important organs, and hence have ever
been found a certain remedy for the worst cases O
Grapel. Also, Worms. fromits lodging from The
turnings Of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; Asthma and Consumption
by relieving the air vessels Of the lungs from the
mucus, which slight colds will occasion which
lif not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful Diseases ScurDy, Ulcers and RaUet
crate Sores by the perfect purity which these Life
Pills give to the blood, and all the humors; ScorJut
| nd Rad their
effect upon the fluids that feed the skim the morbid
state of which occasions all Eruptioe complaints
Saloo, Cloudy, and other dtsagreeabls tompterions
The use of these Pills for very short time will eff
feet an entire cure of Salt rheum, Erysipelas and
striking improvement in the CtearncsS Of the skin
Common Colds and Influenza, will always be cured
by one dose, or by two, even in the worst cases
Pues-as remedy for this most distressing and
obstinate maIady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve
n distinct and emphatic recommendation. Iti wei
known TO hundreds in this city, that the Proprietor
of these invaluable Pills, was himself afflicted with
this complaint for upwards of thirtyDe gears, and
| that hc tried in vain every remedy prescribed with