The Charlotte journal. [volume] (Charlotte, N.C.) 1835-1851, 1839-07-18

me, but know>they are pretty loose FIT"
Oh, never mind them" says he, come,
60 aud nobody will notice them" So |
went. found lots OF people, aud an abun.
dance OF pretty gals. Well, there was no
dancing aud the folks we're all sitting round
the room so | slips in corner thinking |,
would bide my britches. Presently some
gentleman asked lady to sing; so up she
gifts and be leads her TO something ia the
corner, that looked like the incest kind of
chest. Well, she opened the lid, and il
was right chuck full OF horse teeth, she Just
run her baud across them, and never
heard such noise in all my life. wins.
pered 10 the next fellow to me, and asked
shat sort of a yarmint that was "Why,
kurnel," says he, that is a pc amy
Well, tho young lady commenced, aud
never heard such singing forgot my
bfilches, and started 10 walk close up to the
pc amy; when heard them iiiter'ng.-
Daniel Lambert" saws one-ihen knew
they were laughing at my bri,ches. So
felt my dander rising, nnd began to get
mad; ] walked right up, bold as a Sheep
There was a sort Of dandy looking genus
standing by The pe.anny SAYS he " Now
do, Miss, favor US with that lightful little
day-my iavorite-you know IT," Then
she commenced.
f" " ben the BsIly.aker - bern over tho sra.
III dance The Rgaay, by moonlight with thee.
/ That IS all | recolcct. When she got
through up steps Maj. Green, aud miro.
, duces NC to her. SAYS she. land tell ycu
she looked prcgly,) "Col. Nhetstonc, what
- your asorte p Saws |, " SUI, Yourself
aud you sull me" And that made her
laugh. Well, right al that, up steps a 81
los That locked as ii be had been sen, for
snd couldu'i 70. Says he Miss. vii yuo
give me the last Ilnk Is broke n "Why, =
says she. Indeed, sr, | have the NOS,
~feiChcd COLI IN the world Why.
/ Mss. sGg, 1 'you vog dot call Yours q
bad cold Il sOu had seen J.m Cole arlct be-
lay cot q the snamps and calchcd cold. -.
WY, soys ,h, lard lord, bpl she loak
% kill,nsl hnW bal was h,. cold -
Why, Miss, soys 4" he d,dni out spa,
ting ice iu tho MIDDLE Of August" That
made her laugh We'll, sdys she, "kar
noii " belsloue. that cures MS cold. s.
/ she cummvncsd--
+" Tie Is, link Is broken ttl' s.ads yau to me,
f4e eor4s sou h4se sgokca j. sorfy - l."
Wei, aricr the iady Vas over, they al
scot iuio supper lots Of good things. sat
next 10 a youug lady ard beard them
| saSirg, +" Mss. with louf permission, ] II
take raece Of turkey, and 81 on. sees
: plato OF nice hltla pickles. Mics, Wuh
our PERMISSION, III take pickle, aud She
>sid | might Do -. reached over au3
iipfrI % one en- nv ioSk-t VAS smail
and pu The aholc o( !, 70 ms mouth
/ Oh. lordY bat !, burnt - ell the moro |
chCaed the worse It VAS, Thinks /, II |
s~ailos It am q burnt koou. Well, It got
too hot Cor human nature 10 sand 80 says
4 l, Miss. with yonr permission, IN lay
thus pickle back, and spit II oul. Oh Tor
I ~ Hhal laughing, " Excuse the ladies ii |
have done wrong SAYS | bu, that pickle
Is TOO no, tar the Devils fork Ever, 10
~ seemed 10 take The thing 10 good part,
but ono chap SAYS he, never seed such
rude behavior IN all my life. Al that |
turns round to hun, SAYS |. Look here.
/ Mister, II you don't like the smell al fresh
bread YOU had better quit tho bakery. -
Well, | tel you, that shot up has Nv trap
quicker. AFTER supper the party broke up.
4 Oh, conlaund the Bflches | wish the
fellow that made them could be fed on cloth
Tor twelve mon,hs. Even the litle boys
make iun nt;hem, for ! heard one singing
" Mister; Mislor. who made your britchcsl
/ Daddy cut thcm out, and nanny sowod the
stitches"
! Ever yours,
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