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The Columbia Democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, 1839-06-15

Election 6necdOte.--ThOugh our eIec-
ton sometimes produce ebolutions of angry
feeling, they also originate some excellent
jokes. One Of them we shall give as rea.
ted to us. The question was put to sim
pie foreigner by our informant, "Have you
ever been naturalised!" Answer. 81 don't
remember" @. "Can't you recoect
whether YOU applied to the Court for that
purpose 7" Ans. "No; but they had me
up at Court once, and was PIT in jail for
few days. Perhaps that was to natural
ize mei but I'm not able to say for certain. +"
Norfolk Herald.
The Columbia Democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, 1839-06-15
GlziE7zls--ilzszsSs5a

8ham9al.-The Cattskil Messenger
gives an account of man, whose name is
said to be Williams, who called at the pub
lie house ofLawrenee Brandrow, and want
ed half pint Of whiskey. He was told by
person present that he could not drink SO
much. He replied that he could drink a
quart. A verbal contract was entered into
IN which Williams agreed to drink, at one
draught, pint of clear whiskey, and half
pint of gin and whskey mixed, every ten
minutes, until he should consume three half
pints more. Five persons were parties TO
the second part Of the contract, and each
party fulfilled the engagement Williams
IN the space OF thirty minutes, drank Eve
half pnts Of clear spirits, which the other
party paid for. A short time after drinking
the spirits, Williams complained of being
sleepy-he was led to the carriage house,
where he fell asleep, and shortly died
The Columbia Democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, 1839-06-15

Is Cleveland a Seaport. This ques-
tion was put to US few days ago, by a
gentleman recently from England. The
Cleveland Herald OF the 9th inst, Just re-
ceived enables us to write an answer
Cleveland is situated on Lake Erie, one of
the inland seas. We spent few days there
last autumn, and thought it one Of the pref
test places within our knowledge. The
Herald says that seventy vessels were then
in sight on the lake. The same paper of
Saturday week mentions that there were
then in port two briggs, fifty three schoonsrs,
and one sloop, four large s,eamboats-one
from Chicago, one from Buffalo. and two
from Detroit--besides "countless canal
boats" loading and unloading. We can
readily understand what the editor means
by the "countess canal boats" for when
we were there the number was so great,
and they were so constantly moving about
that we found il very troublesome and diff
cult 10 count them, IN y Gem, .qdv.
The Columbia Democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, 1839-06-15
READING, Pa. May %

1GADlNV' a' N@J ~O'
The CropS.-Our farmers from every
section of the country assure US that there
is every prospect of a rich and abundant
harvest. The wheat and rye present to the
eye, an unusually forward and fourshing
condition. The rye is beautifully in BIOS
som, and its delightful appearance, together
with the thriving and healthy hue of the
luxuriant herbage that covers our valleys
and mountains, in every direction over
which the eye can roam, gives TO the coun-
try double charm and beauty beyon de-
scription. The grass, although at this time
short, lowing no doubt to the excessive
drought of last season, and the destructive
ravages of the grasshopper) is strong, thick;
-...I ~r ga e0ior. and HUurished by the
late plentiful and refreshing rains, will
flourish rapidly, and yield good crop in
due season. The prospect Of the husband
man were never more favorable, and with
the continued goodness and kindness of a
benIfcent Providence, their labors will be
richly rewarded, and their graneries and
barns filled to oyeraowng.-HTess.
The Columbia Democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, 1839-06-15

The Lille PrOdigy-The Ursuline
Nuns of the Society Of Beaugency, have, at
this time among their pupils, a real prodigy
ofmemory. Mademoiselle Augustine Pean,
eleven years of age, Of feeble constitution,
but of great prococlty Of intellect, ,transcribes
conversations and entire sermons of twelve
or fifteen pages, which she has heard but
once. She recites almost without hesita-
ton, extracts of prose or verse of any length
which have been repeated to her, although
she prefers writing them, il seems as if the
time required for her to copy one passage,
was just sufficient for the succeeding SEN
tence to present itself Great care is taken
that she will no! injure herself by too great
devotion to these employments, but she takes
so much pleasure in the exercise it is diff
cult to restrain Aer.--North .7merican.
The Columbia Democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, 1839-06-15

lfyou wish to make a man think tha. yos
are honest and honorable in your own deal
ings and principles, universally condemn
the motives and actions of others, and il
the charge is brought home to you, Fly ints
passion, and personally abuse tho one I'D
dresssd. This never fails.
The Columbia Democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, 1839-06-15

sumed by newly 4ried Benedict, which
but i'll accords with bachelors views oil
the miseries consequent upon marriage.
Henry Harrington looked thus, as on the
evening of the ] / Of January, he sal by the
fire, stirring it abstracledly, while lady,
with whom the reader is somewhat acquain-
ted, was seated at table busily engaged in
peDning a letter.
tits important that my readers should
be acquainted with the character OF this
missive, transcribe it.
"Yes, my dear Julia, am married |
that vowed never to submit myself TO the
conjugal yoke, am yoked at last. Well ]
am not very sorry, for Harry is good soul,
and will doubtless let me have my own
way But Julia, have seen much to
make me serious Of late. ! never knew
until recently how much good we may rem
der ourfelow creatures. How plain is
the line of woman's duty and how awful
her responsibilities Her world is not a
mong the strife of politics, factions, and
selfish trade but she may be great even IN
relieving the wants of the afflicted, healing
the wounds that sharp necessity has open
ed, and pouring the oil of consolation INTO
the bosom laboring in the agonies OF death.
She is looked to as guide by the young,
as a solsce by the aged, and wo be upon
her, il neglecting her charge, she devote
that time to round of fashionable follies
which should be spent in administering
charity, or attending TO her private duties
If she have children"
.Verv we'll thought of" said voice be-
hind, and looking round, the writer discov-
cred Harrington coolly perusing her sheet,
"Realy, Mr.. Harrington, what right
have youto read my private correspon
denee.
"The right of husband, my dear, and
permit me to say that your sentiments DO
you great honor"
81 am glad you think 50, dear Harry"
"But YOU must not think shall let you
have your own way" remarked the COM
placent husband.
Agnes smiIed--their was mischief in
that smile.
Note 10 the reader.-The author has
but one word TO say in conclusion. 10 his
lady readers, he would recommend the
sketch of Miss A.. Homely as her
character may seem drawn by my rough
hand yet i. is beautiful conception, and
woman beautiful and pure as she seems
when gliding down the dance, or enthral-
ling the soul with sweet sounds as she bends
over the harp, is far more lovely when vis-
iting the couch Of pain and ministering to
the wants OF the stricken.
The wife of George II. is 10 draft upon
the Imagination. Intemperance, powerful
.-as-hjs, Isav- -hs- -driyen out before The voice
anew life--gather at the fre-side and glad
den the hearts Of household, if woman
DO but use that influence which is peculiar
ly her own. Be not ambitious of worldly
honors--
Seek to be good, but aim not to be great
Awoman's noblest station is retreat;
'Her fairest virtues fly from public sight,
Domestic worth,-that shuns too strong light"
The Columbia Democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, 1839-06-15

Let no false friend bo thine. Just line.
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05
LETTER FROM MAJ. POLLARD.

We received, several days ago, letter f,on, Mai.
Richard Pollard, enclosing the suhjoincd commune
cation, Which lie desired 10 publish. But as tile
Major expects to return to the United States within
short period, We had, uron consultation with some
OF his friends determined To Withhold il nom the
press at least until ms arrival under the impression
that he would then be better qualified than at pre-
seht TO decide upon the most judlcious mode OF
conducting the enquiry Which he proposes, INTO the
circumstances attending the murder OF his son in
TeNas--a murder which, according 10 the marathon
oi the circumstances by which it attended, was
oil most wantou aud brutal character. As Maj Z.
however addressed another copy OF his letter to the
Editor Of lie Enquirer, Which has been published in
that paper, hctc IS no longer any reason lor dccung
It's insertion in Gun columns We therefore an-
mex il
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05
IsFAuNFoN COMMUNICABLE pea

SfAUNlON NNENTlON-1f4idaaa Dec.
gates.
Be3lari-Benami \. Donald, Vim. Ralfo,1.
Wm. NJ. Burwell, DIR. Thos. p. MnchcII-Alt,r
mates, Pleasant Preston, Joseph Wilsoa, W.n. T.
Campbell AID John O. l.. Goggin
CaJeii-F. 6. l.. Beuming. William McComas
Fduqaier--ThomsS $. Hail. James W. Foster. Mai.
Seth Combs and Col. John Waldcn-Al,rrnares.
john A. CATER VIM. Morgan, Il. f. Lee aud
Enos uord.
Moaroe.-llenry Alexander, Hugh Caprrton.
ESScr-James Scmple, Dr. l.. Roane-Aliernates.
Richard Baylor, Muscoe Garnet.
Hai9dr-Thomas s. Flournoy, James c. Bruce,
Thomas Leigh, VIM. b. Banks
CMpcPer-Capr. Philip Slaughter Jones Green
AIternaes james Barbour of Orange, Il. w. Leigh
of Richmond.
Ofaage-Reynods Chapman, Oliver Finks-A-
lernates,J A. Porter, William sims.
Northumberland Saml. \. L.. Leland. DIR. Charles
l.. Brown-Aema,es, james Handing Il. d. { r.
ter.
Fiaraand-Dr. William i. Towles, uoralio j.
Magruder, DR.. Basse NJ. Jones. w. Gate-any Two
OF whom, as they may arrange among themselves.
kiagham-Augustus Waterman, George II.
Chrisman, Robert Gray and Gen. Samuel II. Lewis
-AIienatcs, Allan c. Bryan, DIR. George w KEN
per, Col Alg. S. Gray and Col Archibald w Ilus-
ton.
Ameiia-Willlam S. Archer Richard Booker, DIR.
Thomas w. Meaux aud Henry Wood-anv Two of
whom as they may arrange among themselves
The two first named, ii is stated have been ,esgna-
ted.
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05

o. The Enqorer sneers AT the Pilgrim Orator."
as it is pleased to dub Mr.. Clay; but it has nothing
TO say about the Pilgrim President We should
like to know why it is, that private citizen, even
though he be spoken OF as candidate for the Presi-
dency, may not put on his sandals with as CHI
proprely a President dc (Icio. One has official
paid $4,000 per annum to stay thcre-the other is.
II there be any difference therefore, in the right OF
the parties 10 20 whhersoever they list, 1t would
10 be in favor Of the private citizen, rather than
the salaried officer. Ie,accordug TO the ethics ofthe
Administration journals, Mr.. Clay is outrag'ng all
propriety, while Mr.. Van Buren is in the exact line
Of his duty Now, that these gentlemen believe
what they say shall got deny; but we should be
pleased to the process Of reasoning by which they
reach that conclusion.
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05

10 An incident occurred at the Fauquoi Springs few
ago. the occasion Of the meeting of ,ises at that
Watering place, invite Mr. Clay take it in his route
homc which mustbe far gratifying Mr.. c, than the
loud hnzzas ofa excited multitude. The visiters having
assembled in the spacious ball room, and the resolutions
vitng Mr. C. propoundcd, gentlemen, tone from Aata-
MAJ friendly 10 the Administrations enquired whcer the
proceeding designed political for political
effect inmating that in such case, their poticul
sentiments would compel them withdraw such a design
being dsayowed both gentlemen declared that whisi their
political sentiments separated them from the distinguished in
dYdual whom it intended to honor they took pleasure
bearing teir testimony his great worth man, and said
that apart from his politics, they knew whom they
would more willingly render honor"We concur with the
Wanenon Times in deemng "this tribute to Mr.. Clay,
ming from political opponents, who the friends Of the
ling dynesy, nj time whenpary rage is at its height alike
honorable TO the gentlemen themselves whose lberaity it
gnaliles, and atterng to Mr. Clay and worth of selfa
the praise that could have been bestowed by his friends
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05
H. % ~ r.
EpETWEEN Lyoehhurg aud Amherst Cour
Nd house, on Saturday evening, 3lst ult,,
A draD COsorcL over Coat,

lined with brown Cncassan, the face oil the covering
worn liom the lowest button III font niow stitches
amlss perhaps where tho cola, joins the body on the
right hand side, an indchble mud stain on tho out
side of Que sleeve (ho left belte,e) from The elbow
to Ihe emit observable ouy by close inspection, tho
Coat otherwise but litc wotn. have been thus
minute IN thy description, believing II WAS very prob
ably picked up by sone servant who may endeavor
To conceal II. The Coat. or any Information cou-
corning it, lodged immediately with Nj. llairls NJ
The latter plaee, subsequently At lle Union Hotel
IN Lynclbufg, will be thankfully received, and any
trouble Literally compensated.
JESSE MINTER.
Sem - If
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05
RNIsfY EhnEanrN Reward.

WILL give the above reward OF Fly Dollars,
u Ion the apprehension and delivery TO me, OF my
servant D.E u ID,
man Of color seventeen years old, about . feet OF
q inelies high, heavy bull, oi light compleSio
bushy head had on when he lct. homcspnn clio
lhlne a tor hat. aud some summer clothes. The
above reBar will be given # taken west OF tic Blue
Ridge, aud seeuled many jul wnhn this Common
wealth. aud information forwarded to me or lltakcn
east OF the Blue kidRe, ! will gvo reward Of Ten
Dollars, in addition 10 paying all rcasonob ccSpcn.
lor the delivery ofsaiu negro 10 me ~ tins eoun-
~. lie left my premises on Mon 'dJ week. aud III all
probability will aim To gel to Ono.
RlGlrD HARVEY.
Campbell Courthouse, Sept. ; Is
= The kanawl u Gazette viii insert the fore
rong , weeks, aud forward IFS account 10 tin OF
fee for payment
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05
:" What u CHANGE

From yesterday Thy darllng hope 50 near,
tLone- labored prize , oh low ambition Ilnsll'd
Thy glowing check Ambition, July great
OF vlnuons ptaise.
BY this sad and untmcy visitation, death has de.
plyed fond parents and children ian aeclionate son
&blothcr the community in he lived ofavalua-
Die member, and the young oi conmendabIe exam.
pie Inesllmable and itfeparabcIs the loss lis
true character was evlnced to the very last A
friend, announcing The painful intelligence 10 the
writer, says. during the whole Time Of his illness
not a complaint, murmur, uOrcYen sigh esGaped
his lips. Ills patience aud iorliude never fora mo
,nent, seemed to FIJI HIM. When II became pretty
CERTAIN thai he coH'! not 1--we. he expressed himself
not being afraid DIE md prolesscd to found hls
hopes Of salvation upon the mcdi3tefa merits Of the
Saviour"
c. The Richmond Wing and The Enquirer are
respectfully requested to copy.
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05

" Hon. Thomas II. Boston passed through dis
place on Sunday last lie pays ms bills in the hard
currency wherever he goes.
Charlottesville Je6crson'aa.
The creditors the hanbuggcr may possibly de-
i've more benefit from his ostenlllion than they
could ever have hoped from his honesty. fhe now
"pays his bills ackcrerer he goes, there is at least
thing under the sun, in despite Of Solo
mon; and it is, think, more anly attributable 10
his zeal in making disciples 10 the Gold Humbug OF
his vanity in thus proclaiming himself lis author
than TO any salutary change of principle in the
Some of his creditors, VIC imagine, would be glad TO
get Brandon Bank notes, which, we. beiye arc
about 70 or 50 per cent. discount
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05

Do We insert this morning, additional accounts Of snlcs
of Norus Muhcaulis, We do this, pursuance of n
determination, heretofore announced, furnish readers
with all tacts which might reach pro connected
with this important article oftraifc We have OPT
mon on subject but It's formed only upon facts
cessibe ALL and do suppose would have my
weight We shall forbear expressing ii.
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05
A good Dwelling House,

and other necessary Out Houses. SAID Land adj
joins the Lands of John I. Gray. Samuel Williams
aud others, aud part of II Is situated Immediately on
the main western turnpike, about five miles above
I.ibelIN. aud ennIainIng
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05

o. One who reads the Enquirer might natural
y infer that lis Editor most deeply commseracd
The tagged" and jaded condition Of Mr.. Clay, con
sequent upon the enthusiastic greetings with which
he has been every where received during ms late
tour if it was for the under OF hate which
ever aud anon darkens the smooth surface OF his ed
oria narratives. Ii is worthy OF note, too, that while
in the editorial coumn Mr.. Clay is represented as
worn down by the attention Of his friends, extracts
are copied iron, Northern journals to show 1ha' his
coll aud formal, craving together
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05
Tile VOTE OF INDIANA.

Complete returns Of the Indiana Election show
that the popuiar roie is not against tile Wings ex-
cept BY allowing the Van Buren, party what their
avn papers in that State do not claim. Leaving out
of view MI Wick's district, the popular vote OF In
diana shows the following result:
Who vote 4oo7s Van Buren, vote 1887
!, VT d;s,,c, s1ol 9505
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05
"TnE CHINESE SYSTEM"

The advocates Of the Sub Treasury systcu not
content with drawing Arguments in It's support from
those fit exemrlars and models for Republic,
Russia and Cuba, have laperly gone TO the Celestial
Empire Of China for addonaI Illustrations OF lis
utility, and OF It's compatibility with The principles of
the " Democratic Republican State Rights party
oil the united States! We suppose shall next
lave recommendation 10 destroy all our temples
OF religion and 10 introduce the worship of Jugacf
naut, IN imitation of the enlightened, refined, free
and pons Chinese cores 8ondent of the New
York Times makes the following appropriate remarks
upon the Globes cuogy of the Chinese system:
From he " Y. Times.
Messts EDrroHs: noticed IN your paper ofthe 10Th
instant artIeIc headed The Globe in China"
having reference to the columns Of commentator
rcccutly bestowed upon the financial policy oil the
" Celestial Empire" by die Presidents Official or
gan AT Washington. As have seen much 81 the
Chinese III then own county, aud know something
from information obtained during a residence OF
considerable duration among them, OF their Govern
ment, and the manner IN winch Il Is administered,
can orm a prcty iaIr estimate Of the accuracy oil
The Globes statements. They arc alike iucunsis-
tent aud utdrde.
The " duaneial policy" ofthc Chinese Govern
menl, as practsed By lis officers rob the people
by force or fraud on every possible occasion. The
5''''N ''''"''' ~ NV ''V'i'l isi'liE IlthtlS
make large presents to the Emperor and in order
to lase the wind. w contributions On the naive
merchants, who II they demur, alc accused of dis
respect to the Emperor and either decaptaled
OF thrown into adUngeon 10 stnve. Such is the
practical ac0kiHy OF lilat financial policy" which
has elected The VAIN eucomlums Of the editor OF the
Globe, Hho doubtless looks upon the sub Treasury
as nlce enterng-wedge preparatory to the INTO
duction Of the" CGinese system in al IFS len tn
anl breadth.
The poor Of China compelled 10 give one
half Of all they The Government for be priv
ege Of beng allowed to work--ay, to lire ; and
This tribute the office holders of The Celestial
Empire" appropriate entirely 10 their personal
use. | shonldbe glad To know how the "labotine
democracy" oflhe Unlled States would relish the
application OF tbs portion olhe Chinese financial
policy \ DEMOCRAT
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05

OHIO CANALS.-We have heretofore shown
bv official statements, the prossessive Augmentation
of the tolls upon the public works in Pennsyvan
aud New York. The Cincinnati Wing furnishes
us with statement Of the amount OF tolls received
on the Miami Canal in Ohio, from January TO July
1889 !; whchis S22oD3 ~
In The corresponding period ofle95, 1865 81
Increase in G months. S7,l9l SO
The Wing remarks: The above exhibit shows
an increase in six months of 50 pei cent and should
he remaining SIX monlhs give corresponding gam
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05
Ifro 9r.rfs Of Land,

belonging to the estate of William fhaxton, dc
ceased. one tract lying on The head waters Of VOL
Creek. being the same tract on which William
Thaston, deceased resided IN his life time, upoi
MlIrn IlrIr L.
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05
5o0I2
4s.122

Even if Mr.. Wick be nota Wing himself, II Is adj
u,,,ed tha, he received 800 Wing votes, under the
impression that he belonged TO that parry. And Il
like deduction is justly made from the vote for heNan
Buren, candidate 10 the 7th district. Indiana is
Wing State, and will vote for the Wing candidate.
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05
gpSggliaiss ;SEtsFe K0Igeyy.
Grand .&cL1lno

Ycsides many oT8s0, 80. 800, &c. 10
Whole Tickets only Sl0-llayes $5-Quarcfs
SO so.
For sale al BOOKER'S LUCKY OFFICE.
a. Orders from lire country cor Tickets drawn by
y. s. Gregory q Go. in all Jirginia Schemes, (ac-
compancd by cash or Prize Ickets,) promptly aud
oLfdeutlay attended to, when addressed TO
HENRY II. BOOKER,
Lynchburg, Va.
o. My customers may always depend on see
ing the numbers of every LOTTERY in which /
sell Tickets published in this PIPER. (fhe Nirg-
MANI so soon as the Official List Of the Drawing is
received. III. II. BOOKER.
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05

~ Mr. Clay reached the Fauquier Springs on
the 26th uIt. where he received with great en-
thuslasm Ly tie visitors Of both political parties.
The voice of party spirit was hnshed, and all united
in paying hono,s the man and tie patriot. At
the dinner, Judge Scott, who presided, rreflced a
toast in honor of Mr.. Clay with few remarks, de
precatiog pry and parry spirit The greatest evil
ofthe day. Mr.. Clay and delivered speech
Of 80 minutes, at the close of which he offered the
following toast Social Intercourse May it ncv-
be disturbed by political religious divisions
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-09-05

the tolls u the CAo1l Ion thcpfesoot"l have doubled
the last yeaf The strong probability i, that, aGer
keeping up all necessary and proper repairs, aud
paying current expenditures, the OHIO aud Miami
Canals will after tins year pa, interest upon the cost
OF their construction