Columbus Democrat., 1839-03-23
From fae Cahs,rha Dulleraf.
| DIALOGUE BETWEEN A DEMO
GRAFT AND 4 HOC0 POGO.

viii set them entirely besides themselves. III
ready they have the impudence 10 take the IN
side walk on the pavements an the streets; end
they never think Of such thing as giving the
way 10 gentleman, Throwing hls eyes over him
sell,l when there is not room TOT both tp pass.
/ This is perhaps excusable, as i may be owing
to their ignorance Of city life, and the etiquette Of
society, But gave them drunk ortwo OF liquor
and they lhak themselves equal TO Henry Clay
| had rather live under & Monarchy at once
| where every one would know bis place, and then
these country Dcmocrates would soon learn to
pay suiliclea, respect and Difference TO their bit
tors. | wonder What lauiltpn and the rest Of
| The Fedefallsls were about that they did not
/ openly advocate a Monarchy at oncc. To go to
mlncius the matter as they d,d, and think that a
| few general powers, which they succeeded IN
getting into the Constitution, could by consiruc-
non be made to answer all tho purposes ol a
Monarchy, when such demagcgues as Thomas
Jefferson, Patrick Henry, and offers had 10 be
dot with IN gNug tho Constitution IFS first con
| sttsbtio which would he precedent for all
coming time, Is very surprising | wonder they
/ hadn't more sense. II they had broaChed this
subject boldly, without mnclng matters, at first,
when our Government was being formed, While
| the people were IN condition to receive any
soli OF Government that mlgbt be Offered 10 them
| they might have succeeded N establishing Mon
archy, and every thing would have been right
| Blu. IN trying to establish Monarchy in dis.
| guiso they lost every thing, Thomas Jefferson
and his Democratic pack took hold Of their plan
aud managed 1t lnto Democratic form; and ai-
terwards Gen,--no, hayu'l respect enough for
him 10 call him GencraI---Nlr. Jackson aud John
c Calhoun took il up, anG they did tbs business
Our only refuge now Is to JON tho abolltonlsis,
put the North and South together by the ears,
and Try to disoyo heUnlon and after their no.
cossitles shall have compelled them TO unite
again, we shall then have another chance 10 get
Monarchy, but even should they never unite,
again, the North will have Monarchy, aud
for one shall move there. Crossing his legs and
taking up newspaper
EATER Democrat. Good morning sir, any
lhiog new in that paper!
Hoco POGO Raising his eyes, looking SUI
pcfcjiiously al him, and moving his chair or u
lew feet
Nothing SIR, nothing.
Democtat You seem to bo afraid that will
sod your clothes. | hay'n't any mud on me-.
You must belong 10 Inc Hoco POGO purity don't
yon'
Hoco POGO Throwing some Gerceness Into
h's countenance and voice. am Wing sir,
ID mocrat.--Ihat amounts To the sane thing,
and am very glad that you are, for We can very
well spare you ftom onr ranks But Mr. Wing,
| lf you prctl that name TO lIoco Poco,) thought
the currency could not be regulated without n
| United States Banki
lIoco POGO The United States Bank amt
the question: we don't caro- any thing about the
! Bank.
Democrat. Whcwl Don't care any thing
i about the Bank ha ha hsw don't care any
thing about the Bank Why what the d. do yos
mean! What do you care about You ami
from Head Quarters are youl
/ lloco POGO. - Somewhat discomhted) don't
care converse on politics with persons that
can't comprehend any hing cbout them. !
/ should like 10 know what a common country Tel
low knows about polIucs. Enier Scrpdal.l
| Waiter bring mo aIobster claw, and a umbler
OF water with three drops Of Madorlra III IT,
Democrat Boy, bring me bull dogs hind
| leg and Iumber Of brandy with three drops OF
water N IT, fiioc POGO looking savage, and
picking up the longs, but seeing tho pondorous
list Of the Democrat closed dropped them, and
| know am an ignorant country fellow, but II the
| uoliod States Bank AMI tho question, will you
suffer ray Of light 10 escape from your brilliant
luninary TO light up tho misty subject and let Us
know what the question Is!
lloco POGO. 1ho quasilohis between the de.
cent and respectable portion Of tho country, and
the scum and oliscouring Of creation, the ograri.
aus, loco iocos, Funny Mrghts aud tho like.
Dem.-A common county fellow knows one
thing Mr.. lioco Poco--ho knows that few
monihs since lbe lloco Pocog wero blabbIng ~
every nook and corner that nothing could regu-
late the currency but United States Bank--tha
the country must 60 10 he d., unless VA. Bus
REN could be put down, and United States Bank
established. lie knows moreover inat The cnt-
rency is being regulated, that the difference IN
exchanges is not ono third ~ much as il was
few months since, and to cap the whole Van
Buren, IS stronger then he ever was, and tho pros
poets Of the Hoco POGO Ba party arc utterly
hopeless already and declining rapidly every day.
H. knows besides that your "don't care about
a Bank" is only trick ioget out OF a "bad
box" Andh &c knows also that you are con.
temtiblo fool (fioco POGO gathered up hts legs
and mosiod A FARMER,
alteration for The BeH1.-Ihe fare in tho
London ond Nav York packet ships has been
reduced from lao to loo dollars. No wines or
spirits allowed unless paid for extra.
Rents in Mem York.--4ccording 10 the Her
aid, rcu,s in New York City are falling, and
many houses are TO let. The Herald says that
8nce The 1st Of February, rents have fallen 35
per cent and predicts that in another month
''honses@ will be as cheap and as penya as black
ies.n
IIayti has population Of 935,235; 10000
regular troops; and $4,000 militia. The Pres
ident is elected Tor lie by the Senate, ana re.
eeiyes SlO,OG0a year. The Senate, IS elected
LII r,raaaulnd by the