Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1839-12-20

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Goat said ras-slsnn with az appearance Of The
nafipe SURPRISE and taking hold u the collar sas
Pieiou-is, by s'e Finger and ,iuanb; sseoat. Sr VII
-ioaeaby Do sss call fhis thiaT eoafar
A much abused person IS yourf tailor. He
is ordinarily supposed TO need less endow-
Inenl than his lvllpws--(the ninlh part Of
man. thiak they cali him y shall prove
toy you that be needs more. Poetry il a less
'er art 10 my esteem
= AIRY man OF woman may sfirh-rnake a
ENTHUSIASTICALLY The world goes cloth
et--town and country --lhopgh {bear rs
NItnrss, Pelham there are but three Iail-
lors (pIoper IaEluts. 4 saw from Bsih 10 Sf-
taanth For the rest. fheir daily work Is
profanity Of broadr l0lh---a sacrIlege of ker-
srymcre Ioureyes are shocked perpttu-
ally by the sight OF unlori0nate Strangers
who havr fallen into the hands OF those Van
.dals. There should be law against the
se5uctions Practiced BY Ihem--th~Ir signs
and their advertisements Merit Is modest.
md your best artist has often the su1alirst
shop Your pErtendvr covers square with
his b;azing iassg nia--ysi would as soon
wvnr 40 indians blanket. as one OF his abor-
lions
8 TO cut coat well. requires more gifts
ihan are possessed 5y one nian IN rhou-
ssna 7sss ssa,p points are, a psiuter's eve.
an anaso1eis,' srgasinlsnce with the figure.
and knowi-dg- OF the chafacte-. as IL is DE-
veloprd in walking OF sHiinc, wearing the
coal open. tfraukly u or bationrd (uicsiy -
How Tor instance. ~ould your old bachelor 5
coal look On your sh4ps malr--aE voar
rrrklrss. raseaily iroek. thrown of the
shoulders aud ayinF 10 the wind. Oh your
d~asar~ deacon No true iaiior nakgs a
nlan cost iii h.. as s,.ra hnn walk The
way vca move i everything, II you Lay~
aerab's sait. side~avs. the Inch mus, hr
coanlrracsed Il you meek man. and
carry your hsrsd iow, the collar must be st
back 70 sernrdy the drIect ltyosr passions
are vielepi. Iighl Sleeve or Close tit at tie
shoulder IS innpolittc Ii your neck is TOO
long or loo short. il your body is crooked
of your bust attr or 1t you are . vain Rap.
and small Al the loaer btstIon. II mast ts AZ
lowed foi in your coat Il is the tailols
business to make you prrfe-ci-or seem So
which is qniIe the same thing.
A friend Of mine is 50 unfortunate as 10
have txo or three of ---s roafs on hand
Ii excrucisles nae 70 srr him come into the
room--Aai breasted. fsPdislde,i. pIne he'd
eolared. scrimped. p'sst,boati;-loeking abolE
instions He rannoi nrotr limb y ithoau
having the whole cost follow 10 a piece
Touch bis collar and his skin fires t,p. The
snomsnt il IS unbuuoned. down hugs tht
cape to his ners. and opl irs The back afths
waist. and The whole esis Al sharp angi IS tc
his figure, and presents hisu to your eye like
a cariealure Of lnan frightened Save u,
from such s9ectacgest
Your vile tailor does everything by pad
ding. lie slips you into a caserne1t Of buck
ram as upacrommodaring as a coffin ); and
with the second b6iion fastened. shoves you
ap 10 his glass. and whsle you stand perfect
ly stIll. because YOU are unable TO move
praises the smoorhnrss OF the filt Auc
then the panlaloonsl We were sedpcef
once 10 commit onrseif tothe care ofthe lei
could not 81 down IN, II We were 10 be hang
ed. The SECOND pair Mould have fitted Dan
lei Lambert. We would not trust such 1
fsllow 10 make cover for an umbrella.
Next iOi the human form divine the mos
beautiful thing in nature is a perfect coat
u is like perfrci 81 yIe--it looks as II i
was she easiest thing in the world Tn,
collar lies loose. and yer neatly TO the shout
d.rs. The back, baitoned or nnbuiioned
fits neatly and uncer all motions TO The zig
ure The skirs hang gracefully. and indie
pendeutly Of the back. parallel and slender
The sierves.worx 6tly with the arm, ant
the breasts lay fat and yet ample on III,
chest and the weareF has that look IN i:
thai spectator would suppose IL grew L
him-lhaa Il was a part and evidence Of III
fsif proportions and the skill Of the artist =
There arefew artists who haVr acquired i'm
mortality in the ent OF panIaloons but
man nlnsi grow gray 10 praciirr. before b
afqAir~s even the theoretical principles O
thst auirie
You shall 60 through the eities. and lool
al The popnlar tsiIors. and II there is on
who can rnt hdl fraga-n: OF coat well
who has not a 6ne head phsenologiraiIy
We are iorrsworn
Oar life on H. Stulfz and Watson hal
heads for senators You may search lh
world over. and we will warrant The result
Your quaek taiIors should BE- selected 70
sinrpirsons Al ONCE They are all fare-al
animal Their heads are as fiat behiad a
the while sides af a mrlon