Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-01-31
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Medicines. Ii IL but two short years since I 6,s, "e Lille
object ! was in search of-HEALTH. Vegetabie, precious
were indeed known when | commenced my search Ahin a,
use was not. By the use OF them, | have not only pnssea neH
the detected invalid, to the hale, hearty and active ma. RON
siness, but comparatively speaking, l have renew a bn'
youth. ! can thus, with confidence in my own e.ns. sd my
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES M Sant proof
his own easel l have on file at my Office, 3S7 Ra s ~ to
hundreds OF letters, from some of the most respectable roadway aa"ay
Sir ,.s my q, z sa' Go5 lsnf; TS y x, Offered e. MTh II testimony flIs
Persons whose connections have been nearly rnin.,t,
"Gil infalliblea mineral preparations Of the day. will bear ~ u b
course TO permanent, good health. JOHN MOrF Fs True
GENERA i.iFr FEM Mar F HHTIX ai To- tMsorrArs
These medicines have long been known and apn,oo:z.,
for their extraordinary and immediate powers of restoring n@ e
iect health, to persons suffering under nearly every kind pr
ease To which the human frame is liable. "dis-
In many hundreds OF certiicaled instances they have o..
after all the deceptive nostrums of the day had utterly i siass'
and TO many thousands they have permanently secured ,In
a partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their efficacy inva,.
ably and iniallibly proved, that it has appeared scarcely Is n
man miraculous to those who were unaequainted with ,Ls
ocauui,iiy phiiosophical principles upon which tbey n,
compounded and upon which they consequently act. i!a
:, o. a'eir manifest and sensible action in purifying the sprnss
y channels OF life, and enduing them with renewed tone aSSSs
yigor. that they were indebted for their name, which w ~u amf
slowed low" upon them at the spontaneous rcques, of sevexi md nd
''q The n mnoie aase rs; they had obviously saved
qnysI' 4 ;1%S q; E &c daily y p,s SppI isa pissin sgi id b e
every individual in the community. Unlike The hos, If = na o.
clous qnackcries, winch boast OF vegetable Ingredients i.
Life Pills are purely and solely vegetable, and con,o;u me
Mercury, Anthony, Arsenic, nor any other mineral H IL
form whatever. l me ave entirely composed of extracts frogy
known to several Indian tribes, and recently 10 n uusm ,one
pharmacenlchl chemists are altogether unknown TO the in'
norant pretenders 10 medical science and were revcr 80
administered III so happily eficacious a combination D'io'e
Their hrst operation Is to loosen from the coats of the s,om.
ly settling around them and TO remove The bnrIsno Instant aan
which collect in the convolutions the small in,es,ines '". n
ther medicines only. partially cleanse these, and leave ,us J
collected masses behind, as TO produce habi,uai cos,iyen oen
with all its train Of evils, or sudden dianhna, with its INN
nent dangers. This fact is well known to all regular mint
mists, who examine the human bowels after death and h a"u.
the prejudice ofthese well informed men against the ou,st
medic ines of the age. The second effect of the VEGEr aiPPd dT
by this means, the liver and the lungs, the healthf1l pct,on ~" w.
which entirely depends upon the regularity OF the nr;ae u OF
gans. The blood, which takes It's red color from the agenny
of the liver and the lungs before it passes into the hear 6eins,
thus purified by them, and nou1lshed by food coming iroms
part oftle system, and triumphantly mounts the banner If
health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing variety ofbnmor
diseases, to which the Vegetable Life Pills are well known to
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the frs, and ~
od stomachs and creating a flow ofpure healthy bile instead
oithe stale and acrid kind -f3atnieney, Palpitation Of The
lessness, M-tempet, Anriety, Languor, and MlancLoJv
which are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish
ing the whole length Of the intestincs with u solvent process,
and without violence; all violent purges leave the bowels
Ing the sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are oe.
casioned, and by promoting the lnbricaiive secretion of the
crtTS " 0f htHuS, by restoring the l1anI
to a regular circnlation, through the process of perspiradoa
in some cases, and the thorough solution of all intestinal OBJ
to cure Rheumatism permanently in three weeks, and Gout in
half that time, by removing local Inflammation from the ms.
freeing and strengthening iLe kidneys and bladder; thew sp N.Y.
rate most delightfully."- on these important organs, and hence
Graret. Also, Worms, by d~lslodging from the turnings Of the
bowels the Shiny matter 10 which these creatures adhere.
Asth"'a and Consumption, by relieving the air vessels OF tbs
lungs trom the mucns, which even slight colds will occasion,
which If not removed becomes hardened, and produces those
dreadful r diseases eases . sScnrry, 1l1e;s, @nd hnreterGte Sore,,b
all the humors; Scor6ntic Eraptions, and Bad Compietioas,
by their alternative effect upon the fluids that feed the skin,
the morbid state OF which occasions all Ernpt're complaints,
Sailor, Cloudy, and other disagreeaJh Compiled ions. The
use of these Pills for n very short time, will eject an entire
in the C1earncss Of The skin. Common Colds and Iaauen.0,
will always be cured by one dose, or by two, even in the worst
cases. Plies as u remedy for this most distressing and OBJ
stinate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve a distinct
and emphatic recommendation. 1t is well known 10 hundreds
in this city, that the Proprietor OF these invaluable Pills, was
himself afhic ted with this complaint for upwards OF hirtyfre
years, and that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Nlateria Medica. He how
ever, atlength, tried the medicine which he now offers to the
public, and he was cured in a very short time, after his recov-
cry had been pronounced not only improbable, but absolutely
impossible, by any human means.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE.-The Proprietor of the vege.
table Life Pills does not follow the base and mercenary prac.
te ottle quacks ofthe day, in advising persons TO take his
Pills in large quantities. No good medicines can possibly be
so required. These Pills are to be taken at bed time every
night, for a week or foitnight, according 10 the obstRacy Of
the disease. The usual dose is from = to 5, according to The
constitution of the person. Very delicate persons shouldbe
gnu with hut two, and increase as the nature OF the case may
require; those more robust, or of very cos,ive habit, may be-
gin with !, and increase 10 4, or even 3 Pills, and they will
effect asufheientiy happy change to guide the patentin their
further use. These Pills ometimes occasion sickness and
vomiting, though very seldom, unless the stomach is very
foul !, this, however, may be considered a favorable symptom
as the patient will find himselfat once relieved, and by per-
severance will soon recover. They usually operate within
10 or II hours, and never give pain unless the bowels are very
much encountered. They may be taken by the most dcliCais
females under any ircumstances.-It is, however, recomaend
ed, that those III later periods of pregnancy should take but
one al a time, and thus continue to keep the bowels open;
and even two may be taken where the patient is very cosh,o.
One pill i'll asolution oftwo table spoons full of water, may BIO
every two hours till it operates; for a child from one to FIVE
years OF age, half a pill and from five to ten, one pill.
THE PHOENIX BlTTERS are so called, because they
possess the power OF restoring the expiring embers OF health
10 a glowing vigor throughout the constitution, as the PhGnx
said to be restored 10 life from the ashes of its own dissolu-
ton. The Phoenix BItters are entirely vegetable, composed
roots found only in certain parts of the western country,
will infallibly cure FEVERS AND AGCES OF al.
kinds will never tail. to eradicate entirely all the efectso'
of Sarsaparilla, and will immediately cure the determi-
1aton ofBLOOD TO ii HEAD; never fail in the sickness
10 young females and WILDE found a certain remedy
n all cases OF nervous de6utfy amt readiness OF the most nm
paired constitutions. Asa remedy for Chronic and lnfata-
natory Rheumatism, the efficacy of the PhGpiK esill
De demonstrated by the use OF a single bottla2% tse
~1ftlese bitters is halt "A wine glass full, IN -, Shs, and
his quantity may be taken two Il three nmesa day, apoat
an hour before meals, or a less quantity may be taken
meals, these Bitters will prove invaluable, as they very
greatly increase the action OF the principal yiscera, help them
o perform their functions, aud enable the stomach to discharge
nto the bowels whatever is offensive. Thus indigestionis
asly and speedily removed, appetite restored, and the NOUNS
the absorbent vessels being cleansed, nutrition IS iaclna-
ed, and strength ofbody and energy of mind are the happy
md IIQNIX BITTERS apply at Mr.. Mofiat's office, no.
Broadway, New York, where the Pills can be obtalnsd,
cents, 80 cents, or 81 erbox; and the Bltters Tor PIER
- per BEETLE. Ut Numerous certificates OF the wondefui
of both, nny be there inspected.
In some obstinate and complicated cases of chronic ana m
Rheumatism, Liver Complaints, Fever and Asu:'