Maumee City express. [volume] (Maumee City, Ohio) 1838-184?, 1839-02-02

the lubricatiye secretion of the mucus mem
brane. Fever of all kinds, by restoring the
blood to a regular circulation, through the pfo-.
cess of perspiration in some cases, and the
thorough solution of all ntestical obstructions
in others. The Life Pills have been known to
cure Rheumatism'perma in three weeks,
and Gout in half that time, by removing local
inflammation from the muscles and ligalnents of
the joints. Dropsies of all kinds, bY freeing
and Strengthening the kidneys and bladder
they operate delightfully."- on theseinportant or
gans, and hence have ever been found acer-
tain remedy for the worst cascs of Grayel.---
Also, Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
ofthe bowels and Shiny mntter to which these
creatures adhere. Asthma and Consumption,
by relieving the air vessels Of the lungs from
the mucus, which even slight colds will occa-
sion, which if not removed becomes hardened,
and produces those dreadful diseases. Scurvy,
Ulcers, and Inyeterate Sores, by the perfect
purity which these Life Pills giveto the blood,
and all the humors. Scorbutlc Eruptions, and
Bad Complexions, by theiraltcrative effect up
on the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid state
of which occasions all Eruptive Complaints,
Sallow, Cloudy, and other disagreeable Com
plexions. Tbe use of these pills for a very
short time, will effect an entire cure OF Salt
Rheum, Erysioelas, and striking improve
ment in the Clearness of the Skin. Common
Colds and Influenza, will always be cured by
one dose, or by two, even in the worst cases.
Piles,---as remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills
deserve distinct and emphatic recommends
ton. tits well known to hundreds in this ci-
tv, that the Proprietors Of these invaluable
Pills, was himself afflicted with this complaint
for rupwards Of thrty-6ye years, and that he
tried in vain every remedy prescribed within
the whole compass of the Materia Medica. He
however, at length, tried the medicine which
he now offers to the public, and heWas cured
in very short time, after his recovery had
been pronounced not only improbable, but abb
solutely impossible, by any human means.
DIREcrroNs FOR UsE.--The proprietor of
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the
base aud mercenary practice of the quacks of
the day, advising persons to take his Pills in
large quantities. No good medicine can pos
sibIy be SO required. These Pills are to be ta-
ken at bed time every night, for week or
fortnight, according to the obstinacy of the
disease. The usual dose is from to 5, accor-
dngto the constitution Of the person. Very
delicate persons should begin with but two,
and increase as the nature ofthe case may re-
quire those more robust, or ofvery costive ha-
Bits may begin with 8, and increase to A, or
even S Pills and they will effect sufficiently
happy change to guide the patient in their fur
ther use. These Pills sometimes occasion
sickness and vomiting, though very seldom,
unless the stomach is very foul; this, however,
may be considered favorable symptom, as the
patient will find himself at once relieved, and
by perseverance will soon rec over. They usu-
ally operate within 10 or IL hours, and never
give pain, unless the bowels are very much en-
cumberel. 1t is, however, recommended,
that those in later periods Of pregnancy should
take but one at a time; and thus continue to
keep the bowels open; and even two may be
taken when the patient is very costive. One
Pill a solution of two table spoons full Of wa
ter, may be given to an infant in the following
doses; q tea spoon full every two hours till 1t
operates for child from one to five years OF
age, half pill; and from five to ten, one pill.
The Phoenix Bitters, are SO called, because
they possess the power ofrestoring the expir-
ing embers Of health, to. glowing wgor
throughout the constitution, as the Phenlx is
said to be restored to life from the ashes ofits
own dissolution The Phoenix Btters are en-
tirely vegetable, composed cfroots found only
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