Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1839-03-21

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sness but comparatively speaking have y, ou'
youth, can mus with Gonhdsnfe IN my own experience
tui LIFE MEDICINES are nun. proof
his easel have file my Office, Sc, Er'"le 10
hundreds Of letters from Oft respectable ry
OF this my native an4 voluntarily offered in testimony sc
virtues OF A GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE VI 'h'
Persons whose connections have been nearly ruined
al niaiihe mineral preparations Of the day ~A bes; s
courseto permanent, good health. JOHN MoFFssrru'
GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MoFv.r.
LIFE PILLS ANDPHGNIX BlrrERS ATS
These medicines have long been known and appr.e,,,
for their extraordinary and immediate powers res,onso
theali persons suffering under nearly every hind
ease 10 which The human francis liable. ''''
In many hundreds of oerfcaied instances they Inv.
rescued sufferers from The very verge of uniimely yr
after all the deceptive nostrs OF the day had utterly 1.%
uniform enjoyment Of health without which life itself h
partial blessing. 30 great indeed has their efficacy iny.
aoy and nay proved that has appeared scarcely l.s
than miraculous TO those who unacquanred win M
beautifully philosophical principles upon which ,h me
and upon which they consequently act
to Their manifest and sensible action purify ing the ,n
and channels OF life md endung them with renewed ,ora
sso n ,ef were 'pdebied Tor their which was BE-.
vdnais whose lives they had obyiousl, saved. '"'
Ihe poPsler re9iGes in the opportunity afforded by h
TABLE LIFE PILLS within the know ledge nn ms r. .m
every every individual the community Unlike the host PERM
Lie pisare purely aud solely vegetable and contain pe
Mercury Anlmony Arsenic, other mineral in s"y
form whatever They ae entirely composed of extract. FROM
rare and powerful plants the virtues OF which, though Io
known to several Indian tribes, and recently some emen;
phafnaceuten chemists altogether unknown TO ,e il,
nqfal preenes 10 medical science: and never beo
adn I'M III so happily eihcncious combination.
ihelr rs operation TO loosen from the coats of tho s,
nch and bowels the various impurities and crude Constant
te,,ni around them and TO remove the hardened face.
winch cooc, III the convoluons thc small intes,ines a
ef medicines only partially cleanse these and leave such
collected masses behind oproduce ho,ual costvenes.
VIVA an ITS tram OF evils, or sudden danha, with its mme
heh dangers This actis well known all regular onn
mis who examine the human bowels DEATH and hen..
the prejudice OF these we'll informed against the ausck
LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kidney and The bladder and
by tins MEANS the liver snd the lungs, the healtl action
which entirely depends upon the guarly Of the urinary or
gans The blood which takes red nom the agency
thus purified by them by food coming irom
elem sach freely through the VEINS every
part OF the SYSTEM and uiumphany the banner Of
health IN the hinOming cheek.
The folio" ing among the distressing variety ofhum.u
diseases to which tug Vegetable Life Pills we'll known to
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing tie frs, and SEC
ond somacls nna creating flow ofpure healthy bile instead
Of the stale md ocd kind -FHatucncy Palpitaion of he
Hc@rt Loss Of Appetite' HearttDrn aud Headnche Res
iesSaesS W-femper Anriety. Languor, and Meianchov
which are The general symptoms OF Dyspepsia, will vanish
as natural CONSCIENCE OF its cure Costrcness by cleans
aud without yoence all violent purees leave the bowels
costlye within twoda's Diarhaa and Choiera by rcmo.
casionyd and by promoting the luhreatye the
mucns membne fcrcr OF aHhi"d by restoring the blood
n regular circulation through the process OF perspnIo.
IN some and the thorough solution of ali
srucions in others. The LFE PILLS have been known
Rheumatism permanently in three week. and COM in
half that time, by r3moying local Inflammation from the mus.
ces aud iigamenls Of the joints D,opss Of al kiads by
ntl"s 'a o Nt'e ana oiuoo'f; ines ops-
- r va nv, '''p"'"" oiGaH anu he"ee
Crarc Also, Worms ny dlslodgns from the turning. OF N.
,l - ~. ~ ali'tel ~ "i,' IN creatures adhere;
~ " o'S"aF,1yH' ~ ial'e'iis t'e an Vessels oil the
WHhcn removed incomes lHdel2 ana prod those
dreadful diseases Scnrry Gcs, and hreterate Sores bv
us FceinF "hGh hese Lio rms give Ia the blood and
all the huHurs Scor1utc EtaDti0s, and Bad oDierioa
ny hfi atiaVe edect upon te hhis mat iced the skin
we ho'11 'e Oh winch oI s"nS al Er"phre complaints
''o"0 cfo@,gi o'u 0eef dtSdSfted"t o0mPfhions Tbs
use Oh S ms or very sh III Time, wil ect an entire
ru> {" .,df' tHe"M, EfysP'"s and snNing improvement
III the tfF'fHe"S ~ ga" comma" t0f"S ana /ndnensd,
will always be oedby dose orhs two even III the
cases. IReS, remedy for mo-. distressing nn1 obs
stinac mnady, the Vegetable Liz, Pills deserve en.uct
and emphatic recommendation IL is we'll known hundreds
IN this civ that the Prop OF these invaluable Pills,
himself allie ted with this complaint of upwards ihHtgfrt
yearS and that he tried in every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass ottlc MGtea hitd.ca lie how
at lengh, tried the medicine wth he offers the
public and he cured in time, recov.
cry had been pronounced oay Improbable hut absolutely
impossible by any human means.
DIRECTIONS FOR Use The Proprietor Of tic Vege
table Ne fs doesnot follow the huse and urcenur, prac-
e ote duacNs the day, advising persons take
Pills in large quantities.. No good medic possibly We
So required These Pll lie taken had
night Tor week or fortnight according to the obstacy Ua
the IseHse he usual dose from 10 D. oitns the
constitution oil the person Very decarc persons should be-
gin with hn two and increase the OF the
require those robust, very habit may be-.
ga with 8, and increase t. Pills, and they will
elect sufficiently happy change guide the patient their
fufteruse These Pills sometimes sickness and
EomnE 'houih very seldom, Snless the stomach Is very
toul THIS however. may be considered favorable symptom
as the patient Will find himself relieved und by per-
seFeahcr VIII soon recover They usually operate within
Oo ~ h"n an never give pam unfss the bowels are very
nch ehcHmerei Ihe' may be taken by The most delicate
enaes under any IS however, ecomend'
ed that those lner periods pregnancy should take bur
one al '!ne aud mus continue TO keep the bowels open;