The native American. [volume] (Washington City [i.e. Washington, D.C.]) 1837-1840, 1839-11-16


tings material, dey paint de living portras ana
you shall read and understand de langues Persian
and Michigan vid me, Dat dey call desc portals
de sons Of de sun; aud all de royal families SO
paint his children. Hear, hear, IRON Mr.
Children. Great applause. At dis time oi &c
nigh. shall not say no more about de sunsnine'
but viii conclude by say dat am convlnce OIL Hat
| hear ven say am com TO de Royal Soclete'
and ask mine Ost we're lodge, vat mean ne let
tres +. r. s.? He tell me dey mean Fellow lte-
markable Supple; and, tink, Sir President as
you not knew about de Persian and de Michigan,
you aremost fl, to be at dere head!'' lowing very
low to the Noble Marquis, amid shouts OF laugh
Ter and bursts Of applause.
Tie Chairman, having returned ms graleill
thanks for the compliment, took Won Dullbralnz
home with him in his carriage to an evening con-
versazione, where he was introduced to number
Of the great and popular characters who are met
with in, and adurn the upper circles with, their
Cornlhan capitals. Out of these acquaintance
ships Won Dullbrainz widely increased the num-
Der of friends who solicited the honor OF his com
pany upon all lionizing occasions. The next ex-
hbtion We have 10 notice was at dinner gwen
by the Duke of Tumbeup, President X. !. Inc.
party was small, but select; and every syliane
uttered bv Won Dullhrainz was swallowed win
an avdy and gusto almost equal to that with
which he swallowed the good things set before
him. Ga the removal Of the cloth the CONVERSE
tion naturally tuned on balls, the only forced
meat that had been seen belonging to that non'en-
claturc, and Won Du!lbrainz, as usual, took the
lead, and occupied the whole field OF discussion
iii his own proper person.
Ion DuU5rain1 disserfutes upon Balls.
"Bal!s, il shall please your Grace, are beyond
more Importance in Erglan! dan i'll no oder coun-
try Eurnppean. Bot, de English philosophie
hab neber yet discuber it. Dey ignorants, and
minou no nous. BIT, ven com to England, |
discnber all. sec de ball every ting for de reli-
gnns, de politics, dc wars, de trades, de rangs, de
sports, and de pas,i,nes. You speak de words of
dc common a,agc mitont linking vat it mean. You
Say. Keep up de ball. and not perceive vat re-
conAite sen$cfnlness is under dat advice. Hmean,
| viii show you for first time--go Oh, prosper
succeed. Keep up de ball!
Balls, it shall please your Grace, do pray,
aucrd q moi D-baIIs are spheres or spherical
bodies Of differ material. hey are symbols
symbo|lik in language. Dey stand torevery ting,
amy ting.
) In sport YOU shall Ilab hands-ball and foots-
ball, and hurley, and tives, and tens and billiards,
and mil!iar,ls. Tor vat can tell. You shall hab a
game Of Scotland, vich you cali gof, or, go-off
halI. You shall hah quadrille, valse, cotillion,
cunlrc-dance, gallon, all vich you shall call ball
den for your religion. You hab de Stone hinge
on Sa!isbcrry plane, which is for Worship Of Ball.
You hab ball atop Of Saint PAUL tink his right
name Saint Ball. You hab Balls Pond-vich is
secret mystery. You hab by traditions dc season
and dc sacrifice called Daltime. You hab no
oder religion but ball. Den for de wals, | need
not point dc balls for preserve balance of power,
how good dev ara Den for de poli,ic-you shall
see all depcndon de ball which shall be put in de
ballot-box. Den you shall hab universal suffer-
Tags, and no Parliamen,s but yer short and many
oder excellent ,ting-you shall hab no corn for dc
law, and no law Tor de corn; you shall hab de
Peoples Chatter, no york, no noting at all, but
80 play u ball You shall hab, as de oder pro-
verb say, dc bail at your loot's; ard no scepter
>yrrannique, wild dobal| over your heads. Den
your rangs, vicll all made by de ball, shall be
'omble down. Dcrc is de Marquis made by two
balls, he shall ton.hle. De Earl made by five
bas, lie shall tomblc. lie Vis-compe made by
seven balls, he shall tomble. De Baron made by
four bal!s, he shall tomh.e and all de balls shall
be put into de bal|ot-box for peoples to play mid,
and sheet Won a..uuur.
Il hah splain, also, how de bal! symbols your
trade. De pawnbroker, who is between de mar
'iaio "ih VIC 'tio!, dld 10 Hl1GS Ny tEc DilS; UdL
is trade, yer high in dis conEtrec. Den you send
Your ship dc B4ll,;icl for commerce and credit
because yonr original peoples come from dat
quarter. You see, it shall please your Grace, |
make OFT de proposition dat balls form and rule
your religions, your wars, your rangs, your pol
tic, your trade, and yoursport and pastmes. No
body English noher discober dis before me- Ino
boastr but viii tell how your Gracc's rang hab
no balls. viii telI---''
ellis Grace has fallen fast asleep, as is his
custom in the afternoon observed Mr.. Seemore
''will YOU help yourself to some Of these Straw
berries, and cave off till he awakcs ~
Won Dubrainz was indignant. II was pity
lie did not wait till the Duke revived; for though
he had been drcanring the whole period of Won
D"Ihlaina's dissertation, he declared when he
woke up, that he was the most learned. most in
'cIIgcnl, and most wonderful man he had ever
met with
In this manner the mighty Won Dullbrainz
went from meeting 10 meeting, calculating every
inquiry, and with lis most original ideas chang
ing lte entire face Of science and scientific be-
l'el Extraordinary were the results, it is
Win sorrow our report can only follow him
briefly Oh other points, however important.